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00:08:15.000No, you didn't even talk to one guy, probably, that went over there himself and had a wonderful and prosperous life and was telling you, listen, there's land to be had.
00:08:29.000What a great mass of movement of humans in such a short period of time.
00:08:35.000The population of the North American continent.
00:08:38.000And the fact that there was already a small group of nomadic people that were living here and they were just completely overwhelmed by the volume and the numbers.
00:08:48.000I think there was a lot of them in North America.
00:08:51.000I think there was a lot of Native Americans and indigenous people.
00:08:55.000Well, when you say a lot, was there like millions?
00:08:58.000Well, let me say even if there was a lot, it's nothing in comparison to what it is like right now.
00:09:04.000There's never been population numbers like this anywhere, right?
00:09:08.000Has there ever been a place where there was virtually no one and then immigrants all came in and then within a few hundred years there was 300 million of them?
00:09:40.000Probably generation after generation, they had followed the buffalo, and they had lived this very disciplined and spiritual, sort of in tune with nature and their environment, and they had very clear laws of morality and how you deal with nature and how you use up your resources.
00:09:58.000You could tell that they had a deep reverence and a real understanding for the resources of the environment and not taking too much, not wasting anything.
00:10:18.000If they have no food for a few weeks, your baby can die, man.
00:10:23.000You might just fuck up and time the season's wrong and run into some place where you're stuck chasing these buffalo in a place that gets snowed in and there's no food.
00:10:32.000Oh yeah, not to mention the fact that bears are eating you.
00:10:36.000You can get eaten by a bear, for real.
00:11:29.000I mean, the American Indians, on one hand, you can say there was a lot of satisfaction in that life, and they probably were happier than the majority of people today.
00:12:41.000The reason why people develop character, the reason why people develop consequences, because there are consequences for not having those things.
00:13:23.000It's pointing out that you're a bitch.
00:13:24.000But my point is, even with the shittier new car, you know, the less cool car, the older car, in the shitty apartment, you're still living a billion times better than anybody did when they were, you know, Lewis and Clark were...
00:13:38.000Hitchhiking their way across the fucking country walking.
00:14:44.000And so your clothes would get filled with fleas.
00:14:46.000And to get rid of the fleas in a castle, they would put the clothes over the shaft where the sewer is because the ammonia would rise up through the clothes and kill the fleas in the clothes.
00:15:52.000Yeah, when you like take a warm shower and then you climb into some like really soft cotton clothes, you're feeling better than most humans have ever felt in their whole life.
00:16:02.000That's like a deeper sense of pleasure.
00:16:05.000You plop down in your soft and comfortable bed and for, you know, for a real reason, you're not scared of getting eaten by anything.
00:16:45.000If you could show those motherfuckers, the average 23-year-old dude who lives in some shitty apartment, who's propped up on his bed, watching TV in his bedroom while his roommate's fucking loud in the other room with a blender.
00:18:50.000I think Patton Oswalt's got some brilliant joke about this where he talks about how religion was invented to trick dumb people that there's a cake in the sky so that they stop, like, attacking everyone essentially.
00:19:03.000It's just really smart people recognize that there's really dumb people that have no qualms in killing and doing ridiculous things and so they tell them this fib to make them behave.
00:19:15.000It could be possible, but I've always thought that what, I mean, I always joke around about it being for dumb people, but I think there's a pull towards the idea of something other than us.
00:19:34.000It seems much more likely like there's something above us we just can't even communicate with it.
00:19:39.000The same way ants can't tell you stories, we're not able to communicate with something that's the next level of existence.
00:19:47.000Well, yeah, especially when we're so confused by our environment and we're sad and distracted.
00:19:54.000I mean, the thing that you were talking about initially is something, I read this, the Dalai Lama was in Beverly Hills talking to some rich people in their house doing a home visit, and he said to them, you know, here we are, you're in Beverly Hills, you have your mansion and all your things, but why are your medicine cabinets Filled with antidepressants and Valium and anti-anxiety medication.
00:20:20.000Even with all this stuff, you're still experiencing mental turbulence to the point where you're depressed.
00:20:26.000This is the, if people are still caught up in that place, it's going to be very difficult for them to To transcend it to a point where you could communicate with some higher intelligence.
00:20:37.000How are you going to do that when you're caught up in some ridiculous perception of the world where you're addicted and attached to material things, where you're stuck always wanting some new thing, which just makes you perpetually insane, you know?
00:20:52.000Well, that's for a lot of people that becomes their focus.
00:20:55.000You know, I think the human beings, you know, you can look at the shallowness of the materialism and you can say, God, it's so shallow.
00:22:07.000Like if you find some blueberries somewhere and you pick them, there's like this weird joy that comes with finding a meal outside.
00:22:14.000That is a natural reward system that's put in place to ensure our survival.
00:22:19.000Now, when there are no hunting and gathering tasks to get, when it's so easy to just walk to the store and get meat, the choicest meat, and it takes literally seconds.
00:23:11.000everything was so sacred they would use every single part of the animal to honor that animal and they wanted to keep this relationship with the buffaloes and with the deer and all the animals that they needed to sustain them for us that system is hijacked it's hijacked by sports cars it's hijacked by getting ahead you know getting a house in the Hamptons yeah it's hijacked by having a boat sure it's hijacked by all the things that you can reward yourself for For women, maybe it's jewelry or shoes.
00:23:39.000Or when it's shoes, a lot of women, they become obsessed with fucking handbags and shit.
00:23:44.000I was reading about this woman who was some super billionaire's daughter.
00:23:50.000And he's, you know, I guess he's like super ridiculously wealthy.
00:23:55.000She has a million dollar bathtub that's made out of crystal.
00:23:59.000Like she has a bathtub that is a million dollars and they imported it from Mexico.
00:25:35.000One thing that you're leaving out of the difference between primitive and modern people's living situation, you also have to take into account their mental state.
00:25:45.000The Native Americans, they believed in the great spirit.
00:25:49.000They didn't know too much about the universe in the way that we know it.
00:25:53.000They had this faith in a kind of ancient religion that gave them a lot of comfort.
00:26:00.000The modern guy who's buying all the ham and the meat and the fucking ship watches and bottles and the crazy woman buying the purses, it gets even more absurd because their belief in the universe is either a fundamentalist Christian or a religious belief that's always haunted by science.
00:26:18.000The whole world is telling them, you know what?
00:26:34.000So their fucking main, the tenets of their religion, are always getting attacked on all sides by science.
00:26:39.000And if you're not religious, If you're an atheist, then it gets even more weird.
00:26:44.000You're just some super smart primate that's stuck on a ball.
00:26:49.000You're just some tiny thinking little primate bug thing that the force of gravity is keeping stuck to the ground On a planet spinning around, like your joke, spinning around a ball of fucking fire.
00:27:02.000So it's like, if you don't really believe in God, then you're in this super absurd situation, which is it's like, now I have infinite amount of food and whatever I want, but I'm just some absurd little speck of something.
00:27:14.000I mean, not all atheists think that, by the way, but it is an absurd place to get to.
00:27:19.000I maintain that the reality of living on a planet, in orbit, around a star, in a galaxy, in a universe, is so preposterous and bizarre and strange that it doesn't matter if you call it, you know, big thunder god in the sky.
00:27:34.000It doesn't matter if you're, you know, you have some mythology attached to it.
00:27:40.000The reality is your perceptions, your own perceptions of it are so abstract.
00:28:27.000I think to us, I'm just saying, I think to us, the reality of our situation is so preposterous that it's almost like religion had to be put in place to describe it.
00:28:40.000It really makes you wonder how quickly people became conscious because all this stuff was shit we had to deal with really early on.
00:29:06.000It's more like someone recognizing that is whatever these absurd beings are on this planet, we all kind of share the same similar problems.
00:29:16.000We're all sharing the same similar problems.
00:29:19.000And then an analysis of those problems created like the system of Buddhism, which is a way Overcome the thing that's trying to make you buy a shitload of purses and cars, and the thing that's making you miserable while you're laying in your fucking nice bed in your apartment.
00:29:33.000It's acknowledging that if you're fucking hunting bears as a Native American, or if you're lying in your fucking bed as a modern pepperoni stuffed rich man, you both have the same problem, which is you're going to die, you're going to get old, You're going to get disease.
00:29:52.000You're going to get old age, disease, and death.
00:29:55.000This is an inevitability that we all share and that all humans have shared since the beginning of time.
00:30:49.000And for a lot of people, just that, I think, was too much.
00:30:53.000And people also have that natural primate need to be right, the need to follow the alpha, need to have someone who seems to be the leader of the gang.
00:33:08.000It's a girl that wanted me to do some stuff for her and so I did it for her just thinking like I thought she was just cute but then right when it was done she's just like okay and she comes into the next room and just takes off her clothes and I'm like oh fuck yeah and I fuck her and then Then she left, and then later she wanted to do some more stuff, and so I did it, and she goes, look, I'm on my period right now.
00:33:31.000After I was done with it, she goes, I'm on my period right now, but can I get you next time?
00:36:51.000By the way, there's a podcast, a whole network of them called Deskwad that we're also involved in.
00:36:56.000Brian runs all of them, and they're all on iTunes and all for free.
00:36:59.000And they include the Ice House Chronicles, which I think is one of the best podcasts we do.
00:37:04.000And what the Ice House Chronicles is, we're actually going to do one after I do this podcast with Duncan.
00:37:08.000And what it is, is while the show is going on at the Ice House, we also come over here and we fuck around and talk shit and have a podcast.
00:38:48.000For the most part, the ratio is really bad.
00:38:50.000Sometimes it's like you, and sometimes it's like Duncan.
00:38:52.000Sometimes it's a guy or a girl for you who's at a certain point in their life has actually learned a lot of shit and is actually fun to be around.
00:38:59.000We all assume chauvinistically as men, especially, that when you meet a girl that's in their late 30s, she's just going to be a fucking wreck.
00:39:08.000Just a screaming wreck of desperation and fear and blame.
00:39:13.000Well, girls my age want to make babies quick, so they're about to trick you.
00:39:18.000I feel like they try to play exactly who they think you want you to be.
00:39:21.000Yeah, I know someone who absolutely, unquestionably was tricked.
00:39:27.000The girl he was dating was older and they like right away started dating and she said that she was on the pill and she got off the pill immediately.
00:39:36.000She immediately knew that she was only, I think she was like 35 or 36. This is a horror story.
00:39:42.000Well that's where it gets with women, I mean not all women, obviously most women aren't deceptive, but where it gets with some women is like listen I don't give a fuck what he wants.
00:40:05.000And you have to pretend that you have to somehow or another, you know, you have to, if you're having sex with her and you're not wearing a condom, you know, you have to realize that that's a possibility.
00:43:10.000Like the Taoists and like the tantric sex people believe that you actually lose energy when you come.
00:43:17.000Like if you come too much you're losing some form of energy.
00:43:20.000Now like some boxers they won't ejaculate like before a fight but they won't have sex before a fight because they want to Well, they've actually proven, physiologically proven, that if you don't have any release within seven days, your testosterone goes up significantly.
00:43:58.000Because your mind is what's going to guide you through this fucking thing.
00:44:01.000Your mind's going to have to deal with the consequences of knuckles coming flying at your face and jumping knees and dudes trying to take you down.
00:44:07.000Dudes trying to throw you literally on your head.
00:44:09.000Your mind is dealing with all this and your mind has got to be on point And your mind has got to be relaxed enough to not freeze up.
00:44:42.000Yeah, learning to get in that fucking state, man.
00:44:44.000By the way, what I was saying is, in that case, I would say that you should have sex.
00:44:48.000Because then you're not going to at least think about the sex.
00:44:50.000Because if you're not having sex, you're built up with all this testosterone, and you're just thinking about pussy, and you're so confused, you might not even be able to be comfortable in there.
00:44:58.000You might not be able to, like, get loose in there.
00:45:01.000You know, whereas if you get it out of your system, you get the sex, you still feel great.
00:45:07.000I mean, how much of an effect does it have on you?
00:45:10.000Does it have an effect on you where you go to the gym and you're weak?
00:45:34.000I just don't know if it's something I wonder about because it's two systems that both You know, have like really developed systems around this idea of like extending your orgasm.
00:45:47.000Like somehow they can like supposedly make their orgasms last much, much, much longer.
00:47:11.000No one ever would have thought a hard dick pill would have been feasible or achievable so quickly and easily.
00:47:17.000Sure, that was the plague of so many fucking...
00:47:20.000Think how hard it would have been to have an erection when you're looking down at your wife's flea-covered pussy that hasn't had a shower in four months.
00:48:04.000I wonder if it balanced out, if like all the bacteria in your body would just fight each other off until it got to like a balanced warfare state.
00:48:11.000You know, the issue with us is that we clean our skin so much that we lose a lot of the healthy bacteria on the outside of your skin.
00:48:18.000That's one of the problems with people that have an obsessive compulsive and they have to clean everything.
00:49:28.000I mean, I've given Duncan a couple stink watches before where you don't wash your finger and then when you shake hands, you just kind of rub it on the inside of their hand right here and it makes it smell like poop.
00:50:21.000I want everything to smell like poop now.
00:50:23.000That if you were tired and you didn't feel like getting up to go wash your hands and your asshole itched, you would itch your asshole for sure and then go right back to your keyboard.
00:50:30.000No, I would suck on a little and wipe it on my shirt.
00:51:09.000The point is you cannot bring something like that up and be that preposterous and then be sensitive about people talking about you itching your asshole and having shit all over your ass.
00:51:18.000The only reason I said that is because I heard you talk about it on Duncan's podcast that I did this when in fact I didn't do this.
00:53:46.000I actually did have to clean my pants.
00:53:48.000The shit didn't get in my car, but my pants were soaking wet with shit, so that kind of leaked through some of the fabric and got all over my seats, so I had to get in there with Windex, and I used an old toothbrush and shit.
00:55:06.000He was making fun of Madonna because Madonna, well Madonna, like, you know, people on my message board were totally ragging on her for her attempt at being relevant.
00:55:14.000You know, she gets on stage like, who here has seen Molly?
00:55:16.000Molly is a nickname for MDMA. Which is her new album, isn't it?
00:55:21.000MDNA. Yeah, but it's written to kind of...
00:55:27.000Yeah, I mean, that's part of her thing is connecting herself to this very, very popular rave drug.
00:55:31.000So Deadmau5 gets mad about it and he gets pissed at her and saying, you know, You know, you're connecting drugs to the electronic dance movement, and you shouldn't do that.
00:55:43.000His idea is you don't need drugs to enjoy the music that he's making, or any of those artists are making, which is true.
00:56:01.000So for him to say that, it's like, man, you're talking shit about an experience that for some people is maybe the most energetic and positive experience they've ever had in their life is being high on ecstasy at a rave, listening to dance music.
00:56:15.000Being on excellent MDMA and standing in front of a speaker the size of a house that's blasting out fucking awesome house music.
00:56:50.000That is something I remember that was like back in the day when I used to go to the raves.
00:56:55.000That was like one section of people who would go to the raves.
00:56:59.000And a very small one were a group of connoisseurs of the music who didn't think that you should pollute your mind with the drugs and just purely enjoy the music.
00:57:08.000Well, the problem is we had Deadmau5 on the podcast.
00:57:10.000He was drunk as fuck, and he wouldn't stop smoking cigarettes.
00:57:40.000MDMA had a very strong influence on my behavior.
00:57:44.000It gave me a very deep insight into behavior patterns and insecurity.
00:57:51.000And I said on my message board, I was like, I think he could use some MDMA. I really think he could.
00:57:56.000Not that he's a bad guy, but I think that there's a lot of people, they have a certain amount of unnecessary anger inside of them, a certain amount of unnecessary judgment.
00:58:04.000And MDMA will knock that shit right out of you.
00:58:42.000Yeah, people die from alcohol poisoning, people die from overdosing on alcohol, people die from sclerosis of the liver directly related to alcoholism.
00:59:38.000It's really sad when you consider that these drugs, these synthetic drugs that people are, that are killing so many people are semi-legal and alcohol is killing everybody and it's totally legal.
00:59:48.000Whereas these, like an empath, an empathogen like MDMA that when you take it, you can, if you have some discipline, you can go dancing.
01:00:03.000If you have some discipline and if you're working with someone or if you're, if you know what you're doing.
01:00:07.000Well, if you're honest about your experience, if you're a person who's truly looking to improve who you are as a person, I think MDMA can be very impactful.
01:00:16.000I didn't like the way it made me feel.
01:00:18.000I wouldn't recommend anybody doing it.
01:00:19.000I would say, man, you have to weigh your own pros and cons.
01:00:22.000Even though it impacted me in a very positive way, I remember feeling absolutely terrible the next day.
01:00:27.000I don't think it's good for your body.
01:00:48.000The Oxycontin pills, somehow or another, the way they're constructed, the way it impacts with the human body, makes them even more addictive.
01:00:57.000They're fishhooks coming out of the pharmaceutical companies that get stuck in people's brains.
01:01:02.000You get a fucking fishhook in your brain attached to a giant corporation that's got you fucking wired in, whether you're getting it legally or not.
01:01:09.000It's like telephone wires all connecting back to the telephone company.
01:01:13.000From the brains, all these pill poppers.
01:01:15.000It's just fucking lines going back to work.
01:01:18.000And no benefit whatsoever except a little bit of pain relief.
01:01:20.000The social benefit of MDMA would be gigantic, man.
01:01:25.000If MDMA became legal and it was prescribed.
01:01:28.000But the problem is also, you know, you got people who would OD on it, people who drink when they take it.
01:01:34.000There's a lot of different possibilities.
01:02:42.000We have weird laws that protect people.
01:02:44.000Cigarettes being legal is the most preposterous.
01:02:47.000And also remember like the impulse for many people who are taking psychedelics is not to try to wipe out the universe, but it's to try to go deeper into the universe.
01:02:57.000And so that means that a lot of people in the jails right now and a lot of people in the dungeons, they had the same instincts It's like a lot of the great philosophers.
01:03:06.000They just wanted to expand their mind and understand a little bit about the universe and they're in prison now.
01:03:12.000And so from the prohibition, you're not just getting an inability to go enjoy a great fucking night at some underground party or the inability to like have a great camping trip with your pals.
01:03:22.000It's literally, I think, stifling evolution because God knows what amazing thoughts people could be coming up with If there was regulated psychedelics and we got to explore them to understand how to really use them and how to really fucking harness them to make us smarter, you know?
01:03:42.000This is something that's the birthright of humanity.
01:03:45.000All indigenous tribes have some form of psychedelic that they take.
01:03:49.000The ancient people of the earth knew about this peyote, ayahuasca, yet somehow in the modern age they're keeping us from this experience that maybe is the thing that connected the Native Americans to the earth that you were talking about in the beginning.
01:04:02.000Maybe it is the thing that made people not so fucking fixated on material possessions, you know?
01:04:09.000But we have a prohibition happening now.
01:04:12.000It's like imagine if there was a book.
01:04:14.000Just some book, and inside of it was amazing information that will teach you how to overcome your ego, that will connect you with your brothers and sisters around you.
01:04:22.000There's this amazing book, and it's surrounded by a fence that the governments erect, and they're like, sorry, can't read that fucking book.
01:05:22.000That's why it needs to be regulated because then it could be dispensed like synthetic psilocybin.
01:05:26.000Yeah, well, we're talking about the whole idea behind the fact that these drugs like cocaine are illegal is what keeps them from being impure.
01:06:08.000That's the subject we were talking about.
01:06:10.000Dude, if I had a time machine, Rogan, and I could go back in time, one of my stops on the way back to the crucifixion would be to fucking pick up a cocaine-laden bottle of Coca-Cola.
01:06:22.000Haven't you always wondered what that was like to drink a cocaine-ed coke?
01:08:07.000Coca and Coca-Cola, the Coke formula, is one of the most closely guarded corporate secrets in America.
01:08:13.000The company concedes that using a decocainized flavor essence in the coca leaves is one of the few Coke ingredients the company will publicly acknowledge.
01:08:24.000So they are using an actual extract of the coca leaf that has no cocaine in it.
01:09:02.000And the guy is actually Dr. Pepper the whole time.
01:09:05.000He's the Scarface character of the Coca-Cola company.
01:09:08.000All you need to know about whether or not they would make money off of things like that is who's making money off cigarettes?
01:09:16.000Cigarettes are fucking for sure killing almost a half a million people a year in this country alone.
01:09:22.000Our ideas about intoxication are so bizarre and baffling that somehow or another we think that they are protecting us from something that perturbs our state of consciousness and makes us think about things in a completely different way and possibly even hallucinate.
01:09:36.000But some weird surge that you get because of an almost immediate addiction that you've acquired to some stupid fucking burning plant that's soaked in chemicals.
01:10:04.000No one ever says we need to make cigarettes illegal and save our friends who are dying a horrible death addicted to a terrible chemical that's a sick company is profiting off and we need to re-change the way we look to change the way we look at this terrible, terrible scourge on America.
01:10:22.000No one, not a single politician would ever make that speech.
01:10:25.000And if they did, they'd wind up dead in a fucking hotel room somewhere.
01:10:27.000But meanwhile, if anyone running for president said, I think that psilocybin makes you connect with the universe and it makes you love the people around you more and it gives you more of an experience of a full life and reminds you of how small you are and their relation to everything else and you can't really OD on it, so I don't think it should be illegal.
01:10:49.000If somebody said that, If a president said that right now, like Santorum said that or somebody said that, they would never get elected.
01:11:07.000If you've got an eloquent guy, well, there's evidence.
01:11:10.000John Hopkins, the recent John Hopkins University study that showed that over a 20-year period of time, all these people that took mushrooms just once had a direct change in their personality, an improvement of their personality.
01:11:20.000Of course it shouldn't be illegal, but I think that if someone was eloquent and someone made sense in all other areas, if someone was a bright person, and they can prove it, and prove it in an articulate and eloquent manner where it was compelling, where what they were telling you was that here's what's going on, okay?
01:11:36.000I know you're all associating drugs with being a negative thing, and the reason for that, it's intelligent to do so.
01:11:43.000Most drugs, and many, many drugs, can be very negative on your life.
01:11:47.000However, We've been sold a bill of goods on certain drugs, and certain drugs are actually good for you.
01:11:54.000Not only are they good for you, they may be the whole reason we evolved from fucking monkeys in the first place, but we've been lied to.
01:12:02.000And the companies that keep us in order right now would like to keep everything the way it is.
01:12:08.000The reason being is they're profiting off things being illegal.
01:12:10.000There's a lot of Profit on drugs being illegal that are illegal currently.
01:12:15.000It's not as simple as they would just sell them too and then they would make the money.
01:12:21.000There's money to be made that will not be available once psychedelic drugs are legal.
01:12:27.000There's a lot of things that are for sale, especially pharmaceutical drugs.
01:12:32.000A huge amount that just making marijuana legal would just squash the market for a good percentage of Pain relief and, you know, glaucoma medication reduces interocular pressure.
01:13:03.000We have access to certain mind states where you can bring back authentic information that can help your life and the life of the people around you and there's a possibility that if enough people were having these mind states there might be an acceleration in technology and acceleration in science and acceleration in philosophy but because we can't get these mind states We can't get these mind states,
01:13:27.000things are slow and weird and dumb right now, and the reason we can't get it is so that people can make more money.
01:13:34.000Okay, well let me play devil's advocate.
01:13:36.000First off, there's a lot of people that think that a lot of hippies are fucking mooches, they mooch off the government, they get welfare, they get public aid, they don't want to pull their share, they don't want to pull their own weight.
01:13:46.000A lot of people think that these experiences that you say that will benefit people, they say, well, where's this evidence?
01:13:53.000Where's the evidence of anybody finding out anything worthwhile on psychedelics?
01:14:01.000Okay, that's a rumor after he died that was released is that he was a deathbed confession that he took LSD. No, he was good friends with Brave New World, Addis Huxley.
01:14:41.000I mean, in a court of law, I can't prove it, but being friends with Aldous Huxley, a man who on his deathbed had himself injected with like 750 micrograms of LSD, being friends with that guy, that's like being friends with you and never having gotten stoned.
01:15:40.000During a symposium held for Albert Hoffman, Hoffman revealed that he was told by Nobel Prize winning chemist, Kerry Mullis, that LSD had helped him develop the polymers, I hope I'm saying this right, P-O-L-Y-M-E-R-A-S-E, polymers, polymers?
01:15:59.000Anyway, chain reaction that helps amplify specific DNA sequences.
01:16:50.000I am a Republican with shiny shoes on, with black socks, and, you know, I'm the guy who is telling you that if you buy drugs, you support terrorism.
01:18:05.000First of all, being devil's advocate is the same thing as being friends with a pedophile.
01:18:09.000I mean, you don't want to be devil's advocate.
01:18:10.000It's the worst force in the universe and always represents everything evil and bad and horrible.
01:18:14.000No, I take the side of an argument that doesn't currently exist at this table because I'm sure some people are screaming it out on Twitter right now.
01:18:22.000You know, I think for sure psychedelics can help people, but what I think it is, is I think essentially...
01:18:30.000We have access to supercomputers and there's no instruction manuals laying around and there's no teachers to teach you how to use these things.
01:18:37.000So a lot of people are getting great results and they're all scattered and all over the board and they're mixed in with psychosis and bad trips and a lot of fucking freaky things that have happened to people and they've taken the wrong shit and they got a hold of a fake computer.
01:18:49.000You know, there's a lot of people that are...
01:18:51.000And that is because there's a lack of regulation, because there's a lack of understanding, because there's a lack of appreciation for the true effects.
01:19:00.000Absolutely preposterous that so many people will tell you, like this Cary Mullis guy, or whether Francis Crick was telling you the truth, or whether you're telling me the truth, or I'm telling you the truth, or any of us that have had really positive experiences.
01:19:13.000There's way too many people that are saying that folks can benefit from it for it to stay illegal.
01:19:18.000The people that are stopping it, they don't make any more sense than us.
01:19:38.000There's no evidence to back up what they're saying.
01:19:40.000There's no reason that it makes sense.
01:19:42.000And then when you start throwing numbers at their face like the amount of nonviolent drug offenders that are in jail and how preposterous it is that our society exists where a bunch of people are doing what they want to do that doesn't hurt anybody else and someone decides to lock them in a cage for it.
01:19:58.000The guy who's smoking pot or the person who locks him in the fucking cage and destroys their life and does it because it's written on paper somewhere that that's okay.
01:20:05.000Well, that guy is the destructive force.
01:20:07.000The law becomes the destructive force in society, not the drug.
01:20:11.000When you say drugs kill people and drugs, drugs are responsible for a million people in jail right now.
01:20:25.000They like it so much they're willing to risk freedom because they found themselves in some sort of a situation when they're in an environment that they have no control over whatsoever.
01:21:42.000Are you crawling along and one little stumble after another and one little apology after another and one little break up and make up cycle after another after another where you scream insults at each other and then say, I'm sorry baby, it'll never happen again, I've learned my lesson.
01:21:56.000Is that what you're learning about yourself from your shitty lonely nights eating TV dinners?
01:22:01.000Hoping that your chick's gonna return your pager, or your text message rather, so you can pager.
01:22:17.000Instead of seeing it in one big burst, all leaders, all cops, all teachers, All of them should have a psychedelic experience, or they don't know what the fuck they're talking about.
01:22:27.000As a grown adult, if you haven't had a psychedelic experience, I look at you like you're some sort of an infant.
01:23:30.000When the ball goes in the opposite court, think about how much power has been given to the government under this democratic regime.
01:23:36.000If we got another Bush, Cheney in office and they started cracking down like John Ashcroft did on the medical marijuana places and using Blackwater to come in mercenaries with fucking machine guns on their hips and taking all the pot and money away.
01:23:47.000If that shit starts happening again...
01:23:50.000Think about how much power Obama has given the government.
01:23:54.000It's really disgusting and preposterous.
01:23:57.000I mean, if you look at the Huffington Post, there's an article by this guy named Jim Garrison And it's martial law by executive order, not to be confused with Jim Garrison, that thought that Lee Harvey Oswald didn't kill Kennedy.
01:24:13.000Anyway, this Obama, you know, he passed the National Defense Organization, the NDAA. There's a new executive order called the National Defense Resources Preparedness Executive Order.
01:24:29.000And it does to the country as a whole what the 2012 National Defense Authorization Act did to the Constitution in particular.
01:24:36.000Completely eviscerates any due process or judicial oversight for any action by the government deemed in the interest of national security.
01:24:47.000Like, they can just say, it's up to the government now.
01:24:49.000All the checks and balances that were put in place by the Constitution to ensure that there would be no corruption, there would be no ultimate power corrupting ultimately.
01:25:23.000They're going to go more and more and with more and more control Until ultimately, the government, which has, by the way, approved the idea of sending drones.
01:25:32.000I think it was 2020. They're going to have 30,000 drones in the sky above North America.
01:25:41.000Constantly watching everything you do.
01:25:43.000Well, have you seen that YouTube video of the swarms of quadricopters?
01:28:31.000Gross, it's gonna sound like NASCAR all over the place.
01:28:35.000We developed a method to transition between formations in 3D. Folks, you have to see this because what you're not seeing is these guys are moving in perfect geometrical patterns.
01:29:01.000They move in these formations and they're showing it from overhead and it's amazing.
01:30:00.000That's where it gets weird when you've got a computer directing swarms of those things to construct architecture that humans couldn't even make, you know, like weird fucking geometries that can only happen when a computer is in control of the building process.
01:30:14.000If it ever gets to that point, it might be that you just start fucking killing people.
01:30:35.000If it looked at the environment it's living in and realized that this massive overpopulating entity that's spilling all its bullshit into the sea and eating all the fucking animals that live in it, and then they'll just calculate, how long can this last?
01:31:02.000The machines are watching everything, and when you litter, and when you're a shithead, and when you beat your wife, you just get sucked out of the sky.
01:32:03.000Combine those fucking things with solar panels and a thing that can use an infinite amount of sand in the desert to make blocks.
01:32:10.000Those things could fly out in the fucking desert and make infinitely gigantic structures with endless fucking energy.
01:32:17.000Just the combination of those two technologies at the rudimentary level that they're at now if we could fucking figure out how to make them solar powered.
01:33:33.000I don't know how much they power, how many structures, how many buildings, but it's enough that a lot of shit is getting powered by the wind.
01:33:41.000Yeah, it's really a trip well, it's really windy out there too So it's it's a smart thing to do like even as you come like out here towards Pasadena and you head up to 210 Yeah When you go through that whole mountainy passy area where it's like you lose your cell phone signal fucking beautiful out there Yep windy as fuck a lot of people have like real wind problems even out here like remember when It they had a problem really recently the wind knocked down a lot of power cables and past you know Yeah, Pasadena got fucked by wind.
01:34:13.000Seriously, the street out front here was trees flying down the street, things flying off the roofs, like metal things and awnings and poles.
01:34:36.000Next time you go out in this back door over here, look at the billboard.
01:34:39.000This billboard was just ripping apart, and it was like this super old billboard, and it was shaking like this, and things were just flying off of it.
01:34:46.000That's really powerful, but it's nothing like a fucking tornado.
01:34:50.000There's been tornadoes that were hit or hit cities in the middle of the night and literally made the city disappear.
01:34:56.000Especially towns, like small towns in the middle of nowhere.
01:36:03.000But it's really fucking odd to think about the fact that they're just starting to learn to control the weather.
01:36:09.000They're just starting to learn to control the weather.
01:36:11.000They're just starting to learn to have endless amounts of energy.
01:36:15.000So if we were to evolve and advance without blowing each other up, we could eventually be a planet that has full control of its weather patterns.
01:36:25.000Cloud seeding can actually be done by ground generators.
01:36:29.000A plane or it can be done by a rocket.
01:37:41.000Seeding of cows requires that they contain supercooled liquid water.
01:37:45.000That is that liquid water colder than zero degrees Celsius.
01:37:48.000The introduction of a substance such as silver iodide, which has crystalline structure similar to that of ice, will induce freezing nucleation.
01:37:57.000Dry ice or propane expansion cools the air to such an extent that the ice crystals can nucleate Spontaneously from the vapor phase Wow, this is crazy dude in the future people are terrified dude in the fucking future you might be able to send your name your personal nanobots swarm out of your house into the clouds above your house and make a little personal thundershower happen above your house and Yeah, you probably will be able to.
01:39:53.000I think what I've read and what's been explained to me by pilots is that under certain conditions, there's a certain amount of moisture in the air, and it gets churned up in the turbines of a jet engine, and it comes out looking like clouds, and it stays in the sky for a while.
01:40:23.000It's the fact that people can't control their fucking hand and are always shoving poison into their mouth and eating shitty things and smoking shitty things and taking bad pills.
01:40:34.000I thought this was going to be profound.
01:40:43.000I was talking to a guy who believed in chemtrails, and he was smoking a cigarette while he was telling me about the poisons that the government's dumping.
01:41:02.000Like, maybe there is some kind of, like, evil external force that's trying to destroy you, but really, you're the one shoveling the poison into your fucking, into your pie hole.
01:41:30.000Well, again, I think it comes back to what we were talking about earlier about the Native Americans having a much better sense of their connection with the food that they're eating.
01:41:37.000And that, for us, that whole hunter-gatherer thing is out the window.
01:41:40.000I go to the Vons and I pick up meat and I go to the...
01:41:44.000Get myself a nice salad, and that's it.
01:41:55.000It's just so funny, though, that so many people writhing in physical discomfort because they're too fat, or they don't exercise, or they don't eat right, are upset about a conspiracy that the government is involved in that's trying...
01:42:10.000To take away their happiness or their freedom or dumb them down.
01:42:33.000I've been obsessed lately with this Finding Bigfoot show.
01:42:36.000I've been watching this show left and right and it leads me to sometimes stone tweets in the middle of the night mocking them and everybody and myself and how fucking stupid I am for watching this show.
01:42:48.000It is a psychological study, and one of the psychological studies is who are these people that are believing in Bigfoot?
01:42:55.000Who are these people that are leading these guys?
01:42:58.000And this is what we saw, and we're standing here, and it comes out, and they never ask these dudes.
01:43:04.000They never go, okay, what do you think about ghosts?
01:43:24.000Get to the bottom of what the messenger is, because a lot of times the messenger who's giving you this really crazy, preposterous, outrageous story They lean towards that shit.
01:45:05.000Bigfoot is a, first of all, Jane Goodall was a firm believer in Bigfoot and actually stated that, you know, the famous primate expert stated that it must be real.
01:45:12.000That there's too many sightings of the same animal all over the world and it is very possible that there is enough area that hasn't been discovered or is too densely wooded that it support a large primate like that if it was intelligent and new to hide from people.
01:45:26.000There's 250 different names for it in North America, in the American Indian language.
01:45:31.000That's big, because there's not a lot of shit that's not real that they don't have names for.
01:45:54.000If you look at the stories that have gone back to a long, long fucking time in history, for sure some people saw bears, they shit their pants, they thought it was a person, and they made up a story.
01:46:05.000For sure, sometimes people remember things.
01:46:25.000When we did that game show in my head show, and I told you we got people to talk about UFOs, got them to make up a UFO story because we pretended to be a news guy that had gotten there too late.
01:46:36.000Would you mind pretending that you saw the UFO? People just started talking, man.
01:46:41.000Just so excited they were going to get on television.
01:46:49.000I'm looking at a bunch of people that are lonely.
01:46:51.000They don't have any real purpose in their life.
01:46:53.000These people that don't have real good friends, this one weird guy with his poor fucking kid and his kid was like, my dad might be crazy sitting here talking about we saw Bigfoot What the fuck did we really see?
01:47:44.000Yeah, I was having a Twitter exchange with this chick the other day, and we were going off about how to combine the two shows and just make it a porno.
01:49:51.000So there's more priests molesting kids and they are getting the demons out of kids.
01:49:54.000Well, we were talking about on the podcast with Joey, we were talking about how people who run martial arts schools, often it's very culty.
01:50:01.000And the guy who is at the head is the master and is almost beyond reproach.
01:50:05.000And that a lot of times weird sexual shit happens because of that.
01:50:10.000Well, that is exactly what happens in the Catholic Church.
01:50:13.000And even in martial arts schools, people try to keep things under wraps.
01:50:16.000There's always dark secrets of this guy fucking a student and fucking one of his students who's married and the husband finds out about it.
01:50:24.000There's always those kind of scandals.
01:50:34.000It's not like a peace, love, you know, everyone polyamorous and whether sexual or non, you know, everything is just about non-judgmental affection.
01:50:49.000Take it back to the story that it comes from, whether it's real or not.
01:50:54.000The story the Catholic Church comes from, name one guy dressed like a gnome in that story.
01:50:59.000Name one guy wearing a big golden flowing cape and holding a funny thing and marching around with fucking the purple velvet on and fucking walking around on red carpets and giant golden palaces.
01:51:21.000Especially all the audacious use of gold and money and spending.
01:51:28.000Think about all the different gigantic Roman Colosseum, the Sistine Chapel, or think of any of the things of the construction in Rome, any of the stuff that's at the Vatican.
01:51:37.000That's like a really elaborate, expensive, gaudy, non-Christian shit.
01:51:41.000Think of what else could have been done with all that energy.
01:51:58.000By the way, this attitude is really offending a lot of people on Twitter.
01:52:04.000There's a lot of Christians that have sent me texts saying, I wish you would remind me or at least warn us that before you go on these horrible anti-Christian rants that destroy our culture.
01:52:38.000But dude, that's not what I view as real Christianity.
01:52:44.000Because if you look at a lot of the Christianities that some people follow, it's based on a lot of the writings of somebody named Paul, who never met Jesus.
01:52:55.000He was a persecuted Christian, and he was walking on the road to Damascus.
01:54:04.000And coming to Oral Roberts in the middle of the desert and showing himself.
01:54:08.000But it's really interesting to think about that when you realize that it's like, so a lot of people call what's after the Gospels, the epistles, which a lot of them call that Paulian theology.
01:54:36.000And they had to reorganize shit and turn it into something that was like, that made more sense, which is to deal with some basic problems and what Christ, if he existed in that story, said was going to happen.
01:54:50.000And now we've got the bank robber syndrome.
01:54:55.000When somebody robs a bank, they say, everybody get on the fucking ground and don't move.
01:55:00.000I'm gonna walk out of here and I'm gonna come back in two minutes.
01:55:04.000And if any of you have moved, I'm gonna blow your fucking brains out.
01:55:07.000This is what a bank robber does when he's robbing a bank.
01:55:10.000This is what Jesus did when he said, I'm gonna be back really soon.
01:55:13.000And if anyone's misbehaving, you're going to hell forever.
01:55:16.000And that's been going on for a long fucking time, man.
01:55:20.000And it's probably going to keep going on and on and on.
01:55:23.000And each time it advances down a generation, it gets weirder and weirder and weirder.
01:55:28.000So now we've got a guy dressed like a fucking gnome, feeling totally cool sitting in a golden throne when there's people all over the planet starving.
01:55:36.000And somehow that guy is a disciple of a person who went around saying, love your neighbor as yourself and love the Lord your God with all your heart, mind, and soul.
01:55:44.000By the way, clear evidence that he harbored child molesters.
01:55:48.000Clear evidence that he derailed investigations and moved people around when he was, whatever the fuck he was, a bishop or whatever the fuck he was when he was doing this.
01:56:54.000The most nuts, the most fucking crazy, judgmental, the most guilt-ridden, injecting horrible feelings of sorrow into little boys' heads because they touched their penis.
01:57:04.000Joe, is there a statistic on what percentage of priests molest kids?
02:01:04.000We have this weird sort of a combinatory lifestyle of natural animal urges mixed with this higher self and consciousness and language and the awareness of the impact of your words and deeds and physical acts on other people and that you're putting out a negative energy and a negative vibe and we discourage that in our communities and discourage that in our laws.
02:01:29.000But the reality is, we have these fucking urges to fuck, and they're not regulated.
02:01:34.000They're not, like, no one's, like, recognizing that.
02:01:36.000Like, hey, you know, we need to, like, why is prostitution bad?
02:01:41.000If someone, you know, needs money, and someone has a mouth, you know, and they go, you know what, I can make a lot of money with this mouth, and what is worse, working at Wendy's for a week and making $300, or sucking a guy's dick for 10 minutes and making $500?
02:02:25.000But if she meets that guy and he's like, listen, I have 500 bucks and I would like to get my dick sucked and I know you're hard on money and you want to make a deal?
02:02:38.000I just found a website that tells you how many sex offenders are in each city in Los Angeles, and it's pretty shocking at the highest numbered one.
02:02:46.000All right, so Burbank has 1,875 sex offenders.
02:04:44.000It's like always coming out of the mouth of fucking dopey fucking rednecks in the backs of school buses and just dipshits playing fucking Xbox.
02:05:52.000I believe it because I've seen someone say in someone accusing someone of being a homophobe, they said something about them upsetting the lesbian, gay, it was like LGBTQ. I go, bi.
02:08:48.000Well, not really, because I think a lot of girls live in Vegas anyway, because a lot of them, they make money dancing as well as doing movies.
02:08:59.000They announce they do feature dancing and people are like, dudes are fucking fans of some porn stars.
02:09:04.000You may say it's kind of weird and strange, but why is it?
02:09:08.000Look, if you're a fan of an actress and you come to see her at a book signing, you're a fan of the way a chick sucks dicks and she's nice enough to let you watch her suck a lot of dicks.
02:10:04.000What's unfortunate is that women like that, man, especially if they're not, like, heavy-duty into working out, is that they get older and they lose their body.
02:10:31.000When a woman goes from being Pamela Anderson, and she's still attractive, she hasn't hit this yet, but it's coming, you know, unless she figures out some way to do a lot of fucking squats and keep her body, like, when you become a woman who has enormous artificial boobs and your body's kind of falling apart and you have these big bags Sitting in front pushing out your shirt and you know this cleavage that you're...
02:10:55.000but it's been sun drenched for so long.
02:10:58.000It's got this weird sort of leathery texture and you're trying to tone that down with heavy doses of moisturizer.
02:11:04.000So your tits are always greasy and leathery at the same time and your ass is evaporating.
02:11:09.000So you try to stick it out a little so you're wearing high heel shoes where it's really not appropriate and they're really high and you know you're awkward, you can barely walk.
02:12:01.000But listen, when a girl gets addicted and gets caught up in that, it's almost like there's nothing that can match the kind of power and energy she gets just from her own looks.
02:12:13.000So it's almost like it was too alluring to just run with that.
02:12:59.000All I'm saying is that she was so ridiculously hot when she was young that I think almost anybody would have been corrupted by that kind of beauty.
02:13:07.000Not that she even was, but I don't know how you could not be a professional hot chick if you were that pretty.
02:13:53.000Some people, like, immediately, they'll discount somebody if they are a professional hot chick or if they're a girl who's attractive, like, immediately.
02:14:02.000Because they know it's so easy to be that person.
02:14:32.000Because to get to that point, you had to have some humility that didn't come from looking in the mirror, the reaction that you're getting from the people around you.
02:14:40.000With some of them, it's just simply that they got into yoga or they got into some sort of a meditation discipline and they sort of just formed...
02:14:49.000I mean, it could have been the way they were raised.
02:14:50.000They just sort of formed a human personality instead of a hot chick personality.
02:15:10.000Well, there's also, when someone feels like they're getting scammed over, like you don't really like them, you know, if someone's in a situation where a girl is using her looks to get by in life, The guy who is taking advantage of that, the guys who get with those girls, they know that this isn't a real love.
02:15:30.000This is a real love under certain conditions.
02:15:33.000And that certain conditions are you're here to provide finances or pay for things or something.
02:15:40.000So that manipulative relationship is never a real relationship where you really both truly love each other.
02:15:47.000And you can't wait to see that person.
02:15:49.000It's always this weird, creepy deal where you know you're getting fucked and you want to check her cell phone because you don't like the way her fucking trainer looks at you when you say hi to her at the gym.
02:15:59.000You think she might be fucking her trainer.
02:18:16.000And you could say, well, if you wanted to be cynical and pragmatic, that he's providing something, she's getting something out of this, it's a good relationship, he wants comfort and sex, and she's willing to sort of give that as long as he provides a ridiculous income to her.
02:18:32.000That's the reason why they have this unbalanced relationship in the first place.
02:18:57.000And he's using her for her great hot body.
02:19:00.000You're not supposed to get this when you're 80. It's essentially what you're doing is taking on an insane prostitution contract that almost nobody can keep up with.
02:19:12.000That's the only way you can keep a hot chick if you're 80. I mean, it's just incredible to think that 80-year-olds can get that horny, man.
02:19:34.000And when they're alone with it, if they can get it up still, oh my god, how good must it feel?
02:19:39.000To bang some really hot 20-year-old Russian hooker.
02:19:43.000It's kind of fucked up because she's only 20. Let's make her 23. Let's make her 23. A really hot 23-year-old Russian hooker who's really good at it.
02:21:20.000Yeah, you know, some guy pretends to be deep and lost girl, and, you know, he's an information he has that, you know, he takes time with her and something no one ever did, and he has needs, and she takes care of it for him.
02:23:15.000If you were a guy and you were like a super rich dude who lived in this giant crazy house and you're 80 years old and there's this 23-year-old really hot Eastern Bloc chick that may or might not be an assassin as well as a hooker.
02:28:21.000I've said often on this show that my best advice to someone is pretend to be the guy, or be the guy, rather, that you pretend to be when you're trying to get laid.
02:28:41.000Hold yourself to a standard that's admirable.
02:28:44.000A lot of people just act on instinct, and they don't ever look at their life from a point of view like, what would I be impressed with if someone handled this?
02:28:52.000If this was a movie, what would be the most moral and the coolest and nicest thing to do here, the most admirable thing to do?
02:28:59.000And when you become capable of doing that, you become capable of looking at your whole life through almost an objective perspective.
02:29:08.000Have you ever heard of something called transactional analysis or game theory?
02:29:33.000I'm reading a book called the games people play and it's like an analysis of like the basic games that we play for example like shaking hands is a game where the rules of the game are you're kind of like transmitting a what I think what they call a token so like if I come up to you and I extend my hand for you to shake my hand and you don't shake my hand then that creates a weird moment because you haven't made it a complete transaction you know what I'm saying yes yes So it's like,
02:30:02.000it's an analysis of everything at that level, and it just sort of comes back that we're all engaged in these weird games.
02:30:10.000Everyone, you know, whether you're acting like you're the greatest person on a date, or whether you're acting like you're some kind of weak person who is always broke and is always in bad relationships, or whether you're acting like you're a priest, or whether you're acting like you're...
02:30:23.000Whatever the fucking thing is, you're just playing a game.
02:30:26.000You're just playing the game of being this person.
02:31:41.000I mean, it's like to do it without help, to do it without either psychedelic help or to do it without some sort of intense meditation and yoga and training.
02:34:08.000It's an amazing moment when we've collected so many really cool and friendly and fun people that follow us.
02:34:16.000If you think about the amount of negative tweets that you get, the amount of negative shit that you get, it's so small in relationship to how many cool people there are out there.
02:34:26.000Cool stories you get tweeted, funny things, you know, answers to questions.
02:34:32.000I think we're super, super lucky, man.
02:34:34.000You know, I think we're putting out a cool vibe, and I think we're putting out an honest way of looking at the world, and people are responding.
02:34:42.000And we're responding back, and it's the most fun I've ever had doing comedy.
02:34:45.000It's the most fun I've ever had doing anything, you know, that you would call like in show business.
02:35:07.000I know these conversations have been huge for breaking things down for me and just kind of reassembling the way I look at the world.
02:35:16.000You know, and having all these different guests on and having all these different people and all these really different intelligent people and really intense opinions.
02:35:23.000And it's super, super beneficial, man.
02:35:26.000And I'm just so happy that we're able to do this.
02:35:29.000It's the fucking coolest thing I've ever done.
02:35:41.000And the reason why it's cool is how many cool people it impacts and how many cool people who it impacts share their love with us and send that love back at us.
02:35:59.000Thank you to the Fleshlight for keeping it real, staying with us since the beginning where it was ridiculous that anybody would give us money for this stupid fucking show.
02:36:07.000If you started today, this is the first episode that you ever downloaded, don't download episode one because it's fucking terrible.
02:36:46.000Tickets are sold out, I believe, for the first show at the Tabernacle on April 20th, but there's still some tickets available for the second show, and that is where I'm going to be filming my next special.
02:37:51.000We'll tell people about it, too, because most of this is people listening.
02:37:54.000Oh yeah, so I've had this poster made, which is I'm only making 666 of them.
02:38:02.000And they're these giant posters, these incredible, awesome posters that Justin McAllister, this amazing artist made of me getting possessed by my satanic puppet.
02:39:34.000Dude, I had somebody come up to me on the street, and after a few minutes talking, they asked me about my friend in college, Emil, and they knew his name.