The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience #2000 - Duncan Trussell

00:00:15.000 I'm so excited to be here with you today.

00:00:19.000 Yeah.

00:00:20.000 This is our first podcast coming out as our true selves.

00:00:23.000 We're furries!

00:00:24.000 Yeah, we've been holding it in forever.

00:00:26.000 This is my true identity.

00:00:28.000 And you know what?

00:00:29.000 It just eats me alive to not tell how we met at a furry con.

00:00:38.000 Well, we didn't know that we met there.

00:00:40.000 Remember?

00:00:41.000 Well, yeah, I didn't know who you were for a long time.

00:00:43.000 Yeah, we didn't know.

00:00:44.000 I'm like, oh my god, you're Meow Meow? 1.00

00:00:46.000 Dude, it blew my mind.

00:00:49.000 I mean, to me, that is proof we're in a simulation.

00:00:51.000 Mmm.

00:00:52.000 Because what are the odds?

00:00:54.000 They're not good.

00:00:56.000 What are the odds, man? 0.99

00:00:57.000 The odds are also not good that I'm going to keep this fucking helmet on. 1.00

00:01:00.000 No! 1.00

00:01:01.000 I'm sweating.

00:01:02.000 Not good for me.

00:01:04.000 I'm not keeping this on, dude.

00:01:05.000 I can barely breathe.

00:01:06.000 How do they do it?

00:01:07.000 I don't know. 1.00

00:01:08.000 They fuck with these things on. 1.00

00:01:09.000 How do you fuck with this on? 1.00

00:01:11.000 They're heroes. 0.99

00:01:13.000 Those people are heroes.

00:01:15.000 Total respect.

00:01:15.000 Total respect for furries now.

00:01:17.000 Respect for the furry community.

00:01:18.000 Look, I got the feet on and everything. 0.99

00:01:20.000 It's like Bikram fucking. 0.99

00:01:22.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:01:23.000 It's very hot in here. 1.00

00:01:24.000 If you can fuck with this on, you're an American hero. 1.00

00:01:28.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:01:29.000 That's how I feel. 1.00

00:01:30.000 David Coggins needs to put on one of these things and fuck for an hour. 1.00

00:01:35.000 He should. 1.00

00:01:36.000 Yeah, you think you're so cool running for a thousand miles? 1.00

00:01:39.000 How about fuck for four and a half minutes with this on? 1.00

00:01:43.000 I can't fuck for four and a half minutes without it on. 1.00

00:01:46.000 This is like sprinting uphill. 1.00

00:01:48.000 This is...

00:01:50.000 Really brutal and just thinking about padding around a ramada in one of these things.

00:01:56.000 I get it.

00:01:58.000 Orlando outside in the summer.

00:02:00.000 I get it when I put it on.

00:02:02.000 I get it.

00:02:02.000 I know why they do it.

00:02:04.000 I don't know why all of them do it.

00:02:06.000 Wait, why?

00:02:07.000 Why do you think they do it?

00:02:08.000 I think they do it because it offers you an anonymity that is impossible any other way.

00:02:14.000 Right.

00:02:15.000 And it turns you into your image.

00:02:18.000 The visual that people get of you is this adorable, cute mascot.

00:02:24.000 Right.

00:02:24.000 Everybody loves a mascot.

00:02:25.000 The mascot is literally there to pump everybody up and yay!

00:02:29.000 And they don't talk and everybody loves them.

00:02:31.000 Yeah, right.

00:02:32.000 And the people at Disneyland, same thing.

00:02:33.000 Wait, they don't talk?

00:02:35.000 No!

00:02:36.000 They don't talk. 1.00

00:02:37.000 Like, if you meet Goofy, Goofy doesn't say jack shit to you. 0.99

00:02:42.000 We went to Goofy's kitchen. 0.99

00:02:43.000 Goofy doesn't talk.

00:02:45.000 Yeah, it's like...

00:02:46.000 I can't.

00:02:47.000 I can't do it.

00:02:48.000 Oh my god.

00:02:50.000 It's so hard to breathe.

00:02:52.000 It's so hard to breathe in these things. 0.99

00:02:54.000 How about those fucking people that work at Disneyland that wear these things and they walk around in the heat in the summer? 0.99

00:03:00.000 Respect to them. 0.99

00:03:02.000 Dude, those Disneyland, like the people who do this at Disneyland, they party.

00:03:07.000 I heard it's like insane when they get off work. 1.00

00:03:10.000 Like they fucking party. 1.00

00:03:12.000 First of all, it's not even their fault. 1.00

00:03:13.000 Their brains have been cooked all day.

00:03:15.000 Do you know what kind of effect that must have on your cognitive function?

00:03:18.000 Dude, like while we're bitching because they made us wear masks on planes, they're going around in a hotbox. 1.00

00:03:24.000 I bet they made them wear a mask under their stupid mask. 1.00

00:03:27.000 Guarantee it. 1.00

00:03:29.000 Guarantee it.

00:03:30.000 I bet they did. 1.00

00:03:31.000 Those fucking dorks. 1.00

00:03:33.000 You had a mask up in your goofy outfit. 1.00

00:03:38.000 We got good outfits though. 0.74

00:03:39.000 These are dope.

00:03:40.000 Dude, these are incredible and it's kind of sad that...

00:03:43.000 We can't. 0.99

00:03:44.000 We're pussies. 0.98

00:03:44.000 Of all the costumes we've worn, I think this is the least time we've spent. 0.98

00:03:53.000 Even the hoods.

00:03:55.000 But I was almost hyperventilating in there.

00:03:57.000 Dude, I was panicking.

00:04:03.000 You can see this awful wall.

00:04:07.000 It's terrible.

00:04:09.000 Don't you get it though?

00:04:10.000 If you were like a very tortured, socially awkward person, your life has just been a mess.

00:04:19.000 But you are, for whatever reason, attracted sexually to the idea of it, or maybe not even sexually, maybe just attracted to the idea of it.

00:04:26.000 But then you do it, and you get to be not just innocuous, not just like someone that gets picked on, not that, but instead attractive.

00:04:37.000 You're this adorable thing. 0.70

00:04:38.000 You're adorable.

00:04:39.000 Like, hey.

00:04:40.000 And people come up to you with a different energy. 0.94

00:04:43.000 Dude, I've seen some really hot furry porn. 0.91

00:04:45.000 I've seen some incredible furry porn. 0.99

00:04:48.000 What's the worst furry porn? 0.96

00:04:49.000 Have you ever seen something like, God, you guys aren't even trying. 0.86

00:04:52.000 Those are still shots, usually.

00:04:54.000 Weird Polaroids and stuff.

00:04:56.000 And generally, those are solo furries who are banging a stuffed animal.

00:05:02.000 Oh, Jesus! 0.99

00:05:05.000 That sucks. 0.99

00:05:07.000 That's not cool. 0.99

00:05:08.000 What do they do, like put a fleshlight in a stuffed animal?

00:05:11.000 No, they're not that advanced. 1.00

00:05:12.000 They just rip a hole in the fucking thing's butt and just like leave their crusted jizz on it as some mark of achievement or something. 1.00

00:05:21.000 Really bad. 1.00

00:05:23.000 Really bad.

00:05:24.000 Human beings are so weird in so many ways.

00:05:28.000 Yes.

00:05:29.000 In so many ways.

00:05:31.000 But it's so funny.

00:05:33.000 It's like media, like Norman Rockwell paintings, there's this image of us that we are when we're at our best.

00:05:41.000 The family dinner table in a 1980s movie.

00:05:45.000 That's us when we're at our best.

00:05:47.000 Everyone's getting along.

00:05:48.000 How's school going?

00:05:49.000 Junior?

00:05:50.000 Junior's doing great.

00:05:52.000 But the reality is, there's no license to get a person.

00:05:55.000 You don't have a license to become pregnant. 1.00

00:05:59.000 You don't have to go through any qualification process.

00:06:01.000 It's literally the most important thing for the future of the human race.

00:06:08.000 That people who have children and raise those children are capable of doing it.

00:06:15.000 You're capable of raising a well-adjusted person.

00:06:19.000 Yeah.

00:06:19.000 Like any person growing up as a human being today, baby to grown up.

00:06:25.000 Like you're born today and you got to become a grown up in this fucking wacky world? 0.99

00:06:31.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:06:31.000 Good luck being normal. 1.00

00:06:34.000 Oh my god.

00:06:35.000 This is having kids right now and like just having like a vague understanding of Kurzweil's predictions for the singularity and just like considering like you know with my kid I will tell him like with the car I'm like you know probably when you're old enough to drive They won't have steering wheels anymore. 0.99

00:06:57.000 You're probably not gonna be Driving the way I do because definitely don't you think like by if they can just prove see this this meatheads like me That'd be like fuck that bro. 0.99

00:07:08.000 I want to drive my own fucking car. 0.97

00:07:10.000 Yeah, but if they can eliminate all deaths You're gonna have to take cars like that to a track You're going to have to take the cars that I enjoy, you're going to have to take them to a track and drive them around. 0.99

00:07:22.000 They're going to be rides.

00:07:23.000 It's not going to be your transportation.

00:07:25.000 You don't think in 10 years that it's going to- It's very possible.

00:07:29.000 Very possible.

00:07:30.000 It'll be like a rule fight.

00:07:34.000 There'll be some dispute about whether or not people accept that.

00:07:39.000 It's gonna be a freedom issue with a lot of folks.

00:07:41.000 It is a freedom issue.

00:07:43.000 It is.

00:07:43.000 Well, it certainly is if you have a totalitarian government, because there's only one way that a car can drive itself autonomously.

00:07:52.000 It has to be connected to insane technology that allows all sorts of things, like what a Tesla does.

00:08:00.000 You get updates online on your Tesla.

00:08:03.000 They just send you an update.

00:08:04.000 Sure.

00:08:25.000 Yeah, you didn't jog today.

00:08:26.000 You don't think exactly the way I want you to think.

00:08:29.000 So we're gonna steer you and everybody who's paying attention in the same direction.

00:08:34.000 And the everybody's paying attention part is huge.

00:08:37.000 Because there's more self-policing than there is policing.

00:08:39.000 There's more people that get scared of not going along with narratives than there are people enforcing those narratives.

00:08:45.000 You know what that's called?

00:08:45.000 Cops in the head.

00:08:47.000 That's a name for it. 0.98

00:08:48.000 Cops in the head.

00:08:49.000 This is when I was in college.

00:08:51.000 I don't remember who came up with it, but basically they're studying neighborhoods that had huge police presences, bad areas, hyper-low-income areas.

00:09:08.000 You could do the math.

00:09:13.000 The cops realized they didn't have to patrol anymore after a certain amount of time because people assimilate the police state inside of them.

00:09:22.000 And just like you're saying, now you're policing yourself.

00:09:25.000 And that is the ultimate when you think about trying to save money, when you think about controlling populations, or when you think about the huge problem of empire.

00:09:37.000 Once you spread out too far, it's incredibly expensive to keep...

00:09:42.000 Everything supplied and everything in control and to keep your like commanders doing what you say.

00:09:48.000 And so, you know, the best thing for an empire is for people to not even know that they're there, but to be like following the general prescription of the emperor, you know?

00:09:59.000 That's the ultimate empire.

00:10:01.000 Don't put up statues of yourself. 1.00

00:10:04.000 Don't put your fucking face on the coin. 1.00

00:10:07.000 What you want to do is get your philosophy into the brain of the people that you have caught. 1.00

00:10:13.000 I think the problem today is that there's so many more interesting narratives than the official narrative.

00:10:22.000 It used to be that you had a president that would stand up and talk to people, and he would give these speeches that everyone would listen to.

00:10:30.000 And that's Eisenhower at the end of his terms when he's warning America about the military-industrial complex.

00:10:39.000 That's so creepy.

00:10:40.000 He's warning us.

00:10:42.000 That there's a machine that wants to go to war.

00:10:44.000 And you have to be very careful of that.

00:10:47.000 He's warning us about that.

00:10:48.000 And this is like, you could tell the next president to not ever say that, and everybody else sort of steps in line.

00:10:56.000 So you tell the next president, don't talk about that.

00:10:59.000 You talk about the conflicts overseas.

00:11:01.000 You talk about the desire to spread democracy.

00:11:04.000 You talk about these people that are a threat to everyone because they have weapons of mass destruction.

00:11:09.000 You've got to follow a very, very, very specific narrative.

00:11:13.000 And that's all we had forever.

00:11:15.000 Yeah.

00:11:16.000 Forever.

00:11:17.000 And so there was all these people that would have cocktail parties and they would meet at coffee shops.

00:11:20.000 Yeah.

00:11:20.000 And they'd go, do you know what's really going on?

00:11:22.000 Right.

00:11:23.000 Because this is what I think.

00:11:24.000 I think the CIA is giving people LSD. Yeah.

00:11:27.000 Like, what? 1.00

00:11:28.000 What the fuck are you talking about? 1.00

00:11:29.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:11:29.000 You know those meetings where people in South Central were like, I think the government's bringing drugs in here. 1.00

00:11:36.000 And everybody's like, no fucking way. 0.99

00:11:37.000 No way. 0.99

00:11:38.000 They wouldn't do that.

00:11:39.000 They wouldn't do that.

00:11:41.000 But if you were, I mean, look, let's pretend you're a really good guy and you're a government agent.

00:11:47.000 You're the best.

00:11:49.000 You want nothing but freedom in America and spread democracy around the globe.

00:11:53.000 But Congress won't approve funding some rebels.

00:11:58.000 And there's the only one way.

00:12:01.000 You've got to get this guy out of office.

00:12:02.000 This guy's not playing ball.

00:12:04.000 He's not with the agenda. 0.99

00:12:05.000 He's a terrible dictator. 1.00

00:12:07.000 We've got to get rid of him. 0.99

00:12:08.000 And we need to fund this.

00:12:10.000 We need to fund these rebels.

00:12:11.000 So we're just going to sell some drugs.

00:12:13.000 So crazy.

00:12:14.000 But if you think about the fact that if you're in the DEA, or if you're in the CIA or the FBI, Right.

00:12:46.000 Sure.

00:12:47.000 That's the Oliver North story.

00:12:48.000 Dude, here's the perfect business model.

00:12:51.000 You create a situation where you are selling drugs to people and then arresting them and taking your drugs back, plus all their stuff, and then reselling the drugs, rinse and repeat.

00:13:06.000 And you know who to arrest because you're selling it to them.

00:13:09.000 You're selling it to them!

00:13:10.000 You just call your friend!

00:13:12.000 And you just keep, it's basically like throwing out fishing nets, man.

00:13:16.000 You just throw out the nets, let them sell the drugs long enough to get a shit ton of money, some nice cars, pull the nets back in, you got the drugs, you got the cars, you got the money.

00:13:27.000 It's an incredible, and also the, you know, I'm sometimes suspicious regarding the idea that they incinerate the drugs that they...

00:13:36.000 Of course!

00:13:38.000 Why would they?

00:13:40.000 Someone come along and go, we got that.

00:13:42.000 We'll take care of it. 0.97

00:13:43.000 We'll incinerate it. 1.00

00:13:43.000 Take it to the incinerator. 1.00

00:13:45.000 There's some fucking guys who look like they just got out of the Naval Academy. 1.00

00:13:48.000 You know, like, we got it. 1.00

00:13:49.000 Yeah, we got it.

00:13:50.000 No problem. 0.99

00:13:51.000 Yeah, and they fucking skort that off to some special boat. 1.00

00:13:54.000 Yeah, and there's a precedent for this. 0.97

00:13:56.000 I mean, this isn't conspiracy.

00:13:58.000 Like, that was proven. 1.00

00:13:59.000 Like, this shit is... 1.00

00:14:00.000 Remember that CIA plane that crashed with all the cocaine in it? 1.00

00:14:03.000 Yeah, tons of fucking shit ton of cocaine in it. 0.99

00:14:07.000 It was overweight. 1.00

00:14:08.000 That's why it crashed.

00:14:09.000 Because it had so much coke in it.

00:14:11.000 Greed took them down.

00:14:12.000 I think it had something crazy, like a thousand pounds of coke.

00:14:16.000 That is so much coke.

00:14:17.000 I can't even imagine how much coke that is.

00:14:19.000 How much was it?

00:14:20.000 How many pounds was it?

00:14:22.000 3.3 tons.

00:14:23.000 Oh my god!

00:14:25.000 How much does an elephant weigh?

00:14:30.000 How many elephants worth of coke is that?

00:14:33.000 Dude, that's crazy.

00:14:34.000 That's CIA coke, too.

00:14:35.000 You know, that's not bad coke.

00:14:37.000 That's like something incredible in there.

00:14:40.000 Oh my god, it's pure.

00:14:41.000 It's rock flake.

00:14:43.000 The stuff that Eric Clapton used to get.

00:14:45.000 Jesus Christ, it just makes your entire body go numb.

00:14:49.000 I don't like coke, though.

00:14:52.000 Look at all the coke that he had.

00:14:53.000 Oh my god.

00:14:55.000 That's the same.

00:14:57.000 Oh my god. 1.00

00:14:58.000 That is fucking crazy. 1.00

00:15:01.000 Look at that. 1.00

00:15:03.000 Yeah, it happened to me in the five seconds I had it on too.

00:15:06.000 It's a bunch of little hairs. 0.99

00:15:07.000 Holy shit, man. 0.99

00:15:09.000 You want a napkin or something? 1.00

00:15:11.000 No, I'm alright.

00:15:11.000 How many bags of that do you think it consumed at like an average Coachella?

00:15:16.000 How many bags of that did Joey Diaz do during his prime?

00:15:19.000 That's what I want to know.

00:15:23.000 That might be like Joey Diaz's cocaine career right there.

00:15:30.000 Oh man, that'd be so cool if there was a way to look at all the drugs you've done.

00:15:35.000 Like if you could like, you know, have them laid out in front of you over the course of a lifetime.

00:15:39.000 Oh my god, you'd be terrified.

00:15:40.000 It would be a room.

00:15:41.000 It would be exciting.

00:15:42.000 The amount of weed?

00:15:43.000 Oh dude.

00:15:44.000 The volume?

00:15:45.000 Just the sheer volume?

00:15:46.000 Booze.

00:15:47.000 Ugh.

00:15:48.000 Just think, all of it. 1.00

00:15:49.000 Just fucking piles of ketamine. 1.00

00:15:53.000 Wow! 1.00

00:15:54.000 And if you could do a chart to the size of your room versus the bad decisions you've made in your life, I bet you would find some correlations.

00:16:01.000 Yes!

00:16:02.000 That's for sure.

00:16:04.000 100%.

00:16:04.000 Absolutely, man.

00:16:05.000 Yeah, you do have to, I mean, there's just no way around it.

00:16:09.000 This is why I think karma is a wonderful and perfect way to articulate this, which is just like, where you're at, everything around you, That's your karma.

00:16:20.000 This is your karma.

00:16:22.000 I love that because it keeps me from going victim.

00:16:26.000 You look around at everything and you're like, whatever it is, good?

00:16:31.000 You did that for yourself.

00:16:32.000 Bad?

00:16:33.000 You did that to yourself.

00:16:35.000 And you just have to deal with it.

00:16:37.000 But not necessarily.

00:16:39.000 Babies get shot in drive-bys.

00:16:41.000 Well, yeah, okay, yes.

00:16:43.000 The baby thing, I mean, there's some, like, theoretical, there's two ways to look at it.

00:16:48.000 One, Occam's razor.

00:16:51.000 It's the same problem like Thea's face in trying to explain why awful things happen to babies.

00:16:56.000 You know what I think?

00:16:57.000 What?

00:16:57.000 I think karma's an element.

00:17:00.000 It's an element of existence.

00:17:02.000 But it's not a rule.

00:17:04.000 It's like evil people live to be 100 and get away with it.

00:17:08.000 Well, for karma to really work, you need reincarnation.

00:17:11.000 That's where the math goes into the unquantifiable.

00:17:14.000 So for karma to really work, I mean, it could work in a very simple, mechanistic way with just one life.

00:17:20.000 But the idea is that there's different types of karma.

00:17:25.000 So there's the karma that's happening right now.

00:17:27.000 This is like... 0.99

00:17:30.000 Flowering karma, but there's karma like seeds of shit that you did a while ago. 0.98

00:17:36.000 Like when all of a sudden like someone calls you up and is like, hey, I'm your son. 0.99

00:17:40.000 You're like, what?

00:17:41.000 Like, yeah, I'm your kid.

00:17:43.000 That seed has been in you and then it grows into the present moment.

00:17:48.000 And then there's karma that's the same idea, but from past lives. 0.95

00:17:53.000 So that's where it gets really fucking weird.

00:17:56.000 And I guess there's some very blurry way you could connect that to epigenetics. 0.63

00:18:02.000 You know what I mean?

00:18:03.000 Epigenetics is sort of the way you get reincarnation into biology.

00:18:09.000 Except it's obviously not reincarnation, it's your ancestors.

00:18:13.000 But it's essentially the same concept, except one is quantifiable, the other is mystical.

00:18:19.000 I wonder if epigenetics is...

00:18:23.000 If you're imparting some of your mind, some of your thinking to a child, I wonder what effect it would have at the age you were when you had the child.

00:18:41.000 Yeah, sure.

00:18:42.000 You know?

00:18:42.000 Yeah, absolutely.

00:18:43.000 I mean, yeah.

00:18:44.000 Like, Al Pacino's kid is gonna be amazing.

00:18:48.000 Amazing.

00:18:49.000 He's 82. 82. Shooting live rounds.

00:18:52.000 Incredible.

00:18:53.000 Into a 29 year old hottie. 0.99

00:18:55.000 And people are fucking mad at him. 0.99

00:18:58.000 What are they mad at? 0.99

00:18:59.000 They're mad because they think if you're that old...

00:19:02.000 You're not going to be able to care for that child.

00:19:03.000 Well, that's one...

00:19:05.000 To me, that's the most logical. 0.99

00:19:07.000 If you are going to be such an asshole that you're criticizing Al Pacino for procreating, don't you want more Pacinos? 1.00

00:19:16.000 He's a great fucking actor. 1.00

00:19:20.000 But the other one is just like, that age gap is insurmountable. 1.00

00:19:26.000 Well, I don't think it was his idea.

00:19:28.000 No.

00:19:32.000 Didn't he have a paternity test?

00:19:35.000 Exclusive this is a real special coming at this time Al Pacino 83 break silence to celebrate 29 year old girlfriend's pregnancy after claims He demanded paternity test because she hoodwinked him.

00:19:45.000 Yeah, there is the actor revealed his girlfriend Noor Alfala Was we're expecting last week initial reports claimed that Al was not pleased over the baby, but how do we know?

00:19:58.000 You know, it's like people say things like that Which he has now confirmed.

00:20:03.000 Underneath it says, voiced his delight.

00:20:06.000 Sources told Daily Mail that wasn't true, which is now confirmed.

00:20:11.000 So that means it wasn't true.

00:20:13.000 Not true.

00:20:13.000 They didn't hoodwink him.

00:20:16.000 See the way they phrase that?

00:20:17.000 That's weird.

00:20:18.000 Sources told Daily Mail that wasn't true, which he has now confirmed.

00:20:22.000 But look at the headline!

00:20:24.000 Look at the headline! 1.00

00:20:25.000 Fucking assholes, man. 1.00

00:20:26.000 This is so crazy! 1.00

00:20:27.000 They're basically saying this is not true, so he's delighted to have a baby with his girlfriend, and so people made up this story, and we read it.

00:20:36.000 Because it's the headline.

00:20:37.000 Why not just be like Al Pacino chopped his kid into bits and then underneath say he didn't chop his kid into bits.

00:20:43.000 Look, he's walking around.

00:20:44.000 He's smiling.

00:20:44.000 He looks very special.

00:20:46.000 Yeah.

00:20:47.000 Listen, man.

00:20:48.000 Them anti-aging doctors get them on the happy sauce.

00:20:51.000 Who knows?

00:20:52.000 Yeah, man.

00:20:53.000 Look at that.

00:20:53.000 He's wearing comfortable shoes.

00:20:55.000 I would wear those shoes. 0.98

00:20:57.000 He's fucking cool. 0.98

00:20:57.000 Look at that. 0.98

00:20:58.000 I would wear those shoes.

00:20:59.000 It's old men's shoes.

00:21:01.000 Wow.

00:21:01.000 Look at him.

00:21:02.000 Looks fine.

00:21:03.000 He looks great.

00:21:03.000 He's out and going for walks.

00:21:05.000 How old is he?

00:21:06.000 83. Who's that with him?

00:21:09.000 I don't know.

00:21:10.000 No, that's that other actor guy.

00:21:12.000 Isn't it?

00:21:13.000 No.

00:21:14.000 He looks like Andy Garcia a little bit.

00:21:16.000 Yes!

00:21:16.000 That's what I was going to say.

00:21:18.000 You sure?

00:21:18.000 No?

00:21:18.000 I'm pretty sure.

00:21:19.000 It's probably his friend.

00:21:20.000 Yeah.

00:21:20.000 Okay.

00:21:21.000 Dude. 0.84

00:21:22.000 Things to do in Denver when you're dead.

00:21:24.000 Underrated movie.

00:21:26.000 I don't think I ever saw that.

00:21:29.000 It was like their version. 0.67

00:21:30.000 It was like when Pulp Fiction had just come out and everybody wanted everything to be fucking cool. 0.87

00:21:34.000 Okay.

00:21:35.000 And things became cool.

00:21:36.000 Yeah.

00:21:37.000 Yeah, I remember that.

00:21:38.000 It was cool. 0.99

00:21:39.000 That's got to be cool for Tarantino to watch his shit echo out, to watch it shape culture. 0.99

00:21:46.000 That's so badass that you can do that. 0.99

00:21:48.000 Amazing.

00:21:49.000 He's very important.

00:21:50.000 He's very important because he's grandfathered in. 0.99

00:21:53.000 Like, his movies are fucking bananas. 0.99

00:21:55.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:21:55.000 Like, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood was fucking crazy. 1.00

00:21:58.000 So great. 0.96

00:21:59.000 And he's grandfathered in, in a way, like, you know what a Tarantino movie is.

00:22:03.000 Right.

00:22:03.000 Have you seen Kill Bill?

00:22:04.000 Have you seen Inglourious Basterds?

00:22:06.000 Have you seen these movies?

00:22:07.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:22:07.000 Then shut the fuck up, because you know what you're in for. 1.00

00:22:10.000 Right. 0.99

00:22:10.000 Whereas, I think if you were a young director, and that was, like, your first film, people would go, you know... 0.99

00:22:17.000 The violence was so unnecessary.

00:22:19.000 It was so egregious.

00:22:21.000 It was so, you know, like the language, the way they talk.

00:22:25.000 People would find criticism in it, I think.

00:22:27.000 You see in interviews, he is so frustrated with the endless question he gets from hack reporters who are like, violence.

00:22:38.000 What about the violence?

00:22:40.000 He just is done with that.

00:22:42.000 It must be so annoying to get that same question over to make great movies.

00:22:49.000 When did journalism...

00:22:51.000 Turn into scolding.

00:22:53.000 Because it wasn't the idea like you ask people questions, but there isn't a moral twist to it.

00:22:59.000 Or am I imagining it?

00:23:00.000 No, you're not imagining it.

00:23:02.000 Well, Barbara Walters used to do it a little bit. 1.00

00:23:04.000 She was kind of famous for being a tough interview. 1.00

00:23:07.000 She'd interview people and ask them uncomfortable questions. 0.99

00:23:11.000 But it's like when it's got that, it's not even like they're asking you questions about shit you lied about. 0.99

00:23:17.000 Right. 0.99

00:23:17.000 They're making a moral judgment on you. 0.99

00:23:19.000 They're essentially saying, why are you a bad person?

00:23:21.000 Right.

00:23:22.000 Why are you making movies that show horrible things?

00:23:25.000 Yeah.

00:23:25.000 You're contributing to this horrible culture we have, which is not true.

00:23:29.000 That doesn't really work.

00:23:31.000 Like that correlation doesn't work because when you look at some countries like I think it's, is it Japan that has a very high rate of, they play a lot of violent video games, but they have way less violence?

00:23:45.000 Oh yeah, right.

00:23:46.000 Is that it?

00:23:47.000 Did I read that?

00:23:48.000 Like, they've tried to make correlations between violent video games and actual violence. 1.00

00:23:53.000 That is so dumb. 0.96

00:23:54.000 And some people think that it might actually have the opposite effect. 0.99

00:23:57.000 There is a potential in some humans that they play those violent video games and they would get out any kind of wild, crazy instinct that they might have.

00:24:08.000 I want you to imagine if epigenetics are real.

00:24:13.000 There's a certain amount of us that are imparting memories Of being in war to other kids.

00:24:21.000 Yeah.

00:24:21.000 And this is going into your baby and the mindset is going into your baby.

00:24:27.000 Yeah.

00:24:28.000 And it seems like that's an inescapable reality.

00:24:34.000 If there's a thing like a video game that lets them express that part of their brain without actually having a desire to do it.

00:24:42.000 Yeah.

00:24:42.000 No judgments, but it almost makes sense.

00:24:46.000 That it would work to actually stop violence.

00:24:49.000 So the idea is like, what is promoting violence?

00:24:52.000 And my answer to that is like, being a human, poverty Putting someone through a terrible life, forcing someone into bad situations, that's what creates all of it.

00:25:08.000 It's very weird the way we address the problem of violence, because we only look at it in terms of the action itself.

00:25:17.000 We don't want to go all the way back to the source.

00:25:20.000 We don't want to go back and try to fix the source.

00:25:24.000 There's a big problem that happens when you start doing that, is instead of being able to transform violent people into one-dimensional sociopathic creatures, suddenly you like get back far enough and they're, I don't know,

00:25:39.000 watching their mom and dad OD on heroin.

00:25:42.000 Yeah.

00:25:43.000 Or they're, you know, whatever it is. 0.74

00:25:44.000 And again, not to say we don't need prisons and justice and all that, but when you realize, oh yeah, you're just looking at like a misplaced defense mechanism that this human had to learn because of whatever they fucking came out of.

00:25:59.000 Now, I'm not saying it's all sociopaths had horrific experiences.

00:26:03.000 I just, looking at my own shitty defense mechanisms and then like going in therapy and connecting them to the past, it's easy to see Where, like, the aspects of my personality that are not conducive to harmony came from. 0.99

00:26:17.000 It's just that, you know, the kids are fucking so tough. 0.98

00:26:21.000 They have to adapt. 0.99

00:26:23.000 Yeah, kids adapt and they develop these weird defense mechanisms.

00:26:27.000 And then add to that the epigenetic component and then that what the United States has been at war 93% of its history?

00:26:33.000 Yeah.

00:26:34.000 So now you're just looking at like some like...

00:26:37.000 Insane number of people that are transmitting memories of being at war.

00:26:41.000 Yeah.

00:26:42.000 Into their children.

00:26:43.000 And you know, that was my theory about why history was so barbaric.

00:26:49.000 But if you go far back enough, the pyramids.

00:26:54.000 So what happened between then and, say, the Mongols? 0.67

00:26:59.000 What happened?

00:26:59.000 What was the transition?

00:27:04.000 Why did people get so barbaric?

00:27:05.000 And I think they're the people that survived the impact.

00:27:08.000 Right. 0.99

00:27:09.000 I think when the Younger Dryas impact happened, if it happened 11,800 years ago, they believe, I think the people that survived that were fucking monsters, because they had to be. 0.99

00:27:21.000 Right. 0.98

00:27:21.000 I bet it was a total breakdown of any civilization. 0.98

00:27:26.000 That's why civilization doesn't really pop up again for 6,000 years.

00:27:31.000 Yeah.

00:27:31.000 I think for thousands of years we were monsters.

00:27:35.000 Dude, it's so funny that on our planet are all of these mega structures that we just are like, I don't really know.

00:27:46.000 It's just that always blows my mind that like all over the planet.

00:27:50.000 Yeah.

00:27:51.000 Signs.

00:27:51.000 Did you see that one I posted on Instagram the other day?

00:27:54.000 No.

00:27:54.000 Oh my god.

00:27:55.000 This is fucking insane. 0.99

00:27:56.000 What is it? 1.00

00:28:01.000 What?

00:28:01.000 Where did I leave my phone?

00:28:02.000 There's a phone right there.

00:28:04.000 Where?

00:28:05.000 Oh, it was hidden by my mic.

00:28:07.000 Sorry.

00:28:08.000 I'm going to send it to Jamie right now.

00:28:10.000 You got it?

00:28:11.000 Yeah.

00:28:12.000 So, check this out.

00:28:14.000 Give me some volume on this.

00:28:34.000 Buddha.

00:28:35.000 The Borobidir temple is an uncontested marvel whose intricate architecture continues to confound scholars.

00:29:10.000 Wow.

00:29:13.000 On the Indonesian...

00:29:14.000 That's cool.

00:29:15.000 Yeah, Jamie, I'm sending you another one right now.

00:29:18.000 I mean, there's a bunch of these things.

00:29:20.000 There's a bunch of things like that.

00:29:22.000 They're just like, I don't know.

00:29:24.000 Who made this?

00:29:25.000 Okay, what are your thoughts on mud flood?

00:29:28.000 What's mud flood?

00:29:29.000 Mud flood theory.

00:29:31.000 Oh.

00:29:31.000 I think that goes along with the Younger Dryas Impact Theory.

00:29:34.000 Yeah, but mud...

00:29:35.000 Check this out, though, real quick.

00:29:37.000 I want you to watch this, because this is...

00:29:39.000 Same account.

00:29:54.000 Wow.

00:30:04.000 Scientists from archaeology, architecture, engineering, and geology around the world have no understanding who or why the Longyu caves were carved into the earth.

00:30:12.000 Currently 24 hand carved caves encompassing a staggering 30,000 square meters have been found so far.

00:30:18.000 Each grotto is carved into solid siltstone and descends roughly 30 meters down, with stone rooms, bridges, gutters, and ponds.

00:30:26.000 The Longyu caves are supported by pillars that are evenly dispersed throughout the caves, and the walls, ceiling, and stone columns are uniformly decorated with chisel marks in a pattern of parallel lines and ornate designs.

00:30:37.000 Despite their magnitude and the work required to build them, no indication of their construction, or even their existence, has been discovered in archival sources. 0.96

00:30:53.000 Damn. 0.99

00:30:56.000 Damn. 1.00

00:31:07.000 What the fuck, dude? 1.00

00:31:09.000 You know, when people, like, bash Hancock or try to dismiss it or debunk it, it's so frustrating to me because, like, first of all, no, 0.99

00:31:25.000 like, Nobody builds something that big underground just for fun.

00:31:33.000 You know what I mean?

00:31:35.000 I think we burrowed in.

00:31:37.000 We had to.

00:31:39.000 Whatever happened or maybe something happened and then...

00:31:42.000 We were so scared it would happen again, we created, that's like an ancient survival shelter.

00:31:48.000 Well, they have them in Turkey as well.

00:31:49.000 There's these giant, is that where it was?

00:31:52.000 Where Randall told us about?

00:31:54.000 Dude, those are crazy.

00:31:55.000 Those are crazy with like air ducts and just insane.

00:32:00.000 And it's like, you don't do that unless you have to.

00:32:03.000 Right.

00:32:03.000 You don't burrow like a human ant hive, ant nest.

00:32:07.000 Yeah, these things.

00:32:08.000 Like the amount of resources it took to do what these people did, these are huge chambers carved into stone. 0.72

00:32:18.000 They think that the sky was like fucking raining lightning at one point. 0.95

00:32:23.000 Yeah. 0.98

00:32:24.000 Pole shift.

00:32:26.000 I mean, to me, the really eerie thing about all of this is the information gap.

00:32:33.000 It's that we have this massive...

00:32:36.000 The hard drive has been fragmented.

00:32:41.000 We just don't know.

00:32:42.000 But thank God they made everything out of stone. 0.89

00:32:46.000 The thing about it is whatever their technology was that existed to make the pyramids, it was different. 0.97

00:32:54.000 We make everything out of metal and glass, and that shit's not going to be here in 10,000 years. 0.96

00:32:59.000 It's just not going to be here. 0.99

00:33:01.000 It'll all get destroyed by just Mother Nature.

00:33:03.000 It'll just eventually get...

00:33:04.000 I think they've done analysis of how much of a city will be around after 500 years of just vacancy.

00:33:13.000 How much?

00:33:13.000 And after 1,000 years.

00:33:14.000 Well, Detroit is a great example.

00:33:16.000 You see what happens in Detroit?

00:33:17.000 Yeah.

00:33:18.000 Houses are just getting taken over by trees.

00:33:20.000 Yeah.

00:33:21.000 Trees go through the roof.

00:33:22.000 They grow through the floor.

00:33:23.000 They're literally devouring the homes.

00:33:25.000 The homes that are abandoned are getting eaten by trees.

00:33:29.000 So cool.

00:33:30.000 It's very cool.

00:33:30.000 But it shows you it didn't take...

00:33:32.000 I mean, nature has a long lifespan. 0.97

00:33:35.000 It doesn't give a fuck if it takes a hundred years to reclaim a house or to take a house back. 0.91

00:33:40.000 Just get the roots of the tree to start busting through. 0.97

00:33:42.000 Everything's rained on.

00:33:44.000 The wood's soggy.

00:33:45.000 It just breaks apart.

00:33:46.000 It eats everything.

00:33:47.000 It eats everything.

00:33:48.000 Assimilates everything.

00:33:50.000 You know there's like this humans have this interesting like temporal blindness like the the way that we the way time passes for us produces the illusion of solidity and so that makes that confuses people because they think that there's permanence here when if we could just see if we lived longer and we could see time faster We would feel like we were in some kind of ocean of undulating matter with

00:34:20.000 these voids in it that we hang out in, like little bubbles in the ocean.

00:34:24.000 That's what we build our houses in.

00:34:25.000 We wouldn't look at this place as solid.

00:34:28.000 We wouldn't think of it as permanent. 0.99

00:34:30.000 This is why everyone was so fucked up by the pandemic. 0.97

00:34:34.000 It's because, you know, you watch enough TV, you buy into the permanence of civilization. 0.98

00:34:40.000 Suddenly civilization, like...

00:34:42.000 It has a little rumble, like a house that needs some kind of serious repair.

00:34:47.000 It shifts a little bit. 0.99

00:34:51.000 And everyone was reminded, yeah, this doesn't last any more than any of that shit lasted. 0.98

00:34:57.000 And I think that's very disturbing for people who've really anchored themselves in some notion of permanence here. 0.98

00:35:04.000 It freaks people out.

00:35:06.000 I think that was a great ad for psilocybin.

00:35:09.000 Yes!

00:35:12.000 Psilocybin!

00:35:13.000 That's what that was.

00:35:13.000 That was an awesome ad for psilocybin.

00:35:15.000 Ozempic now has psilocybin in it, which is incredible.

00:35:18.000 That's better.

00:35:19.000 You realize why you're fat.

00:35:26.000 It'll show you everything.

00:35:29.000 It'll show you all the wires.

00:35:31.000 You need it!

00:35:32.000 Underneath the board.

00:35:33.000 Dude, the whole thing...

00:35:35.000 This is one of the really funny things about humans.

00:35:38.000 We are capable of ignoring internal realities.

00:35:42.000 We can somehow distract ourselves from the obvious cause of our suffering and equate it with a million other things than just what it actually is.

00:35:54.000 Dude, I got so fat during the pandemic.

00:35:56.000 Fatter than I've ever been.

00:35:58.000 It wasn't a mystery to me.

00:36:00.000 I knew why I was fat, but it is curious that there's a way that you can just kind of ignore that.

00:36:09.000 Or like when I was drinking too much.

00:36:12.000 You can ignore that you're waking up with a low-level flu every morning.

00:36:17.000 You can somehow ignore it.

00:36:19.000 It's so interesting.

00:36:20.000 And it's common.

00:36:22.000 Most people do it, especially because it's so fun to party.

00:36:26.000 It's so fun.

00:36:27.000 When they're out there partying and getting lit, it's a good time.

00:36:31.000 It is outside of the way it makes you feel the next day.

00:36:34.000 I mean, what a wonderful high.

00:36:35.000 I think what sucks about alcohol as a drug is that It's a depressant. 0.95

00:36:42.000 It's a depressant and if you just do like one drink and practice mindfulness with that and watch, you realize like this sucks. 0.70

00:36:50.000 It goes away real quick.

00:36:53.000 It lasts, I don't know, 45 minutes, an hour.

00:36:55.000 Then you want to go back up.

00:36:57.000 But your liver can't process it enough and that's where the hangover comes from.

00:37:01.000 Well, it's also dehydration.

00:37:04.000 Dehydration.

00:37:04.000 Glutathione.

00:37:05.000 You can mitigate some of that with glutathione.

00:37:07.000 I saw that.

00:37:08.000 I saw that on Twitter.

00:37:09.000 Yeah.

00:37:10.000 Liposomal glutathione, I think, is the best.

00:37:13.000 That's some stuff you squirt under your tongue and you hold there and it gets into your bloodstream better.

00:37:17.000 But IV is the best.

00:37:20.000 If you can get an IV glutathione, that's the best.

00:37:22.000 Dude, If you're drinking so much that you're getting IVs, you gotta think about that.

00:37:28.000 Or if you want to continue having a good time, but you want to take care of your body, get an IV. You know what?

00:37:34.000 Listen, I sound like a prude.

00:37:37.000 I don't care if people out there- No, you don't sound like a prude.

00:37:39.000 You sound like Duncan Trussell right now.

00:37:41.000 This is who you are right now.

00:37:42.000 This is where you are, honestly, in your life.

00:37:45.000 And at other points in your life, you've been different.

00:37:47.000 Right.

00:37:47.000 It's normal.

00:37:48.000 That's how all of us are.

00:37:49.000 Incarnation.

00:37:50.000 Yeah.

00:37:50.000 And that's why when you see someone who makes a turn for the best, like you see good things happen to them and they get this sparkle in their eye and they're excited, you get excited too.

00:37:58.000 It's fun.

00:37:59.000 It's great.

00:38:00.000 Right.

00:38:00.000 Because it isn't great if you're always like that.

00:38:04.000 It's really great if you figure it out. 0.96

00:38:07.000 It's like if your life has been kind of fucked and then you went, what am I doing? 0.96

00:38:12.000 Right. 0.99

00:38:12.000 And then pieced it back together again. 0.99

00:38:14.000 Then you're thankful every day.

00:38:15.000 Right.

00:38:15.000 Then you're appreciative every day.

00:38:17.000 Yeah.

00:38:17.000 It's like those negative things, they can be positive.

00:38:21.000 Absolutely.

00:38:22.000 Dude, this is the other thing.

00:38:26.000 We focus on half of what's really happening. 0.89

00:38:31.000 People focus on the light and what's good and when things are going right for them, completely ignoring the fact that, in general, When shit's going bad, that's the stuff that's made you interesting. 0.58

00:38:46.000 Down the road, that's what the stories are told about. 0.86

00:38:48.000 That's what the jokes are written about.

00:38:50.000 Not the good times.

00:38:52.000 The bad times, that's the fertilizer, man.

00:38:56.000 There's a saying, no mud, no lotus.

00:38:59.000 You ever heard that before?

00:39:00.000 Like that though and the two are completely connected like especially if you zoom out of time Yeah, and you'll realize you're growing out of your worst moment Hopefully for the better and the worst moment actually made you smarter It made you like appreciate life more it made you like less like dude once I got my ball cut off that was a fucking Game-changer dude because like you just you just learn how to be in the present moment Like you can't get off.

00:39:31.000 Your illusion of immortality is destroyed.

00:39:35.000 And you need that.

00:39:36.000 It's really not good if you think you're going to live forever.

00:39:39.000 I think that's one of the good things about jujitsu.

00:39:43.000 You almost get close to death.

00:39:45.000 Oh yeah.

00:39:46.000 All the time.

00:39:47.000 Yeah.

00:39:48.000 And you're so exhausted that it's easier to live in the moment.

00:39:52.000 You're so less anxious.

00:39:54.000 Right. 0.96

00:39:55.000 I mean, I know I'm fucking beating a dead horse, but I think people need physical struggle. 0.99

00:40:01.000 Not just even exercise. 0.96

00:40:03.000 I think you need exercise, but you need exercise that's rigorous.

00:40:08.000 Right.

00:40:08.000 And if you can only do walks, that's cool.

00:40:11.000 Do that.

00:40:11.000 It's definitely better than not doing that.

00:40:13.000 Walks are great.

00:40:13.000 Look at Al Pacino.

00:40:15.000 He looks great out there.

00:40:16.000 I bet he's got a trainer.

00:40:17.000 The point is, it helps your anxiety.

00:40:20.000 It helps what you think in a big way.

00:40:23.000 And I'm thinking about it right now because I hurt my back a couple days ago.

00:40:28.000 Actually, it's about a week now.

00:40:30.000 Deadlifting.

00:40:31.000 Shouldn't have done it. 1.00

00:40:32.000 That will fuck you up. 1.00

00:40:33.000 Stupid. 1.00

00:40:34.000 Stupid. 1.00

00:40:35.000 And it's not bad, but it's annoying. 1.00

00:40:39.000 And it's waking me up to this reality of what happens when you don't work out for a few days.

00:40:46.000 Because I haven't really been able to work out.

00:40:48.000 And I just started doing some stuff.

00:40:50.000 I found out I can do some stuff.

00:40:52.000 I just got to be careful because I don't want to re-aggravate it.

00:40:54.000 Because I don't want it to take longer.

00:40:57.000 So two days in a row I didn't work out, which is really rare for me.

00:41:01.000 And then all of a sudden I'm like, I don't feel good.

00:41:03.000 I feel like, ugh. 0.65

00:41:04.000 I feel like shitty. 0.82

00:41:06.000 I feel off. 0.87

00:41:07.000 Even the sun's pepping me up.

00:41:10.000 I go outside and stare at the sun.

00:41:11.000 It's a beautiful day.

00:41:12.000 It's beautiful.

00:41:13.000 Beautiful clouds in the sky.

00:41:14.000 I'm like, eh. 1.00

00:41:16.000 And I'm like, oh, you little pussy. 1.00

00:41:17.000 You have to work out. 1.00

00:41:18.000 You can't work out.

00:41:19.000 Right.

00:41:19.000 Oh, my God.

00:41:20.000 So now this is how, imagine that times like 20 years for some people of eating shitty, too, not even eating good.

00:41:27.000 Right.

00:41:28.000 And then not working out.

00:41:29.000 Right.

00:41:30.000 And that's most people.

00:41:31.000 And so your normal reality is you're in a kind of decayed building.

00:41:39.000 It's like walking the dog.

00:41:41.000 You know what I mean?

00:41:41.000 If you don't take your dog for walks, what happens to the dog?

00:41:44.000 Gets nervous.

00:41:45.000 Gets weird.

00:41:46.000 Gets depressed.

00:41:47.000 Your body is your dog.

00:41:50.000 So it's going to do the same thing.

00:41:52.000 It just gets all freaked out.

00:41:53.000 My dog needs exercise.

00:41:55.000 He loves it.

00:41:56.000 He loves it. 1.00

00:41:56.000 I pick up that fucking ball. 1.00

00:41:58.000 I have a ball thrower. 0.99

00:41:59.000 It's like an adal-adal-looking thing with a ball on the end of it so you can really chuck it. 1.00

00:42:04.000 He gets so pumped.

00:42:06.000 That's a great dog, man.

00:42:07.000 I go, dude, I got the ball.

00:42:08.000 He's like, no way.

00:42:09.000 I go, it's right here.

00:42:11.000 He's like, no, we could have chased the ball. 0.99

00:42:12.000 I'm like, fuck yeah. 0.99

00:42:14.000 So I get him all hyped up first. 0.99

00:42:15.000 I get all excited.

00:42:16.000 Yeah, I get him excited.

00:42:17.000 Yeah, I get excited.

00:42:18.000 I go, oh, here we go, here we go.

00:42:20.000 He loves it. 1.00

00:42:21.000 Dude, my fucking poodle loves to get the ball. 1.00

00:42:25.000 Will not bring it back. 1.00

00:42:27.000 You gotta train him to do that.

00:42:28.000 Oh, man, I've tried.

00:42:29.000 But retrievers, they do it instantly.

00:42:31.000 Yeah, they just send them.

00:42:32.000 Marshall did it from the time he was a little bitty-bitty puppy.

00:42:36.000 I'd throw something for him, he'd grab it and bring it right back.

00:42:39.000 He didn't want to let it go, but he wanted to bring it back.

00:42:41.000 But if he said, come on, drop it, drop it, drop it.

00:42:43.000 Hey, come on, dude.

00:42:44.000 Come on, dude.

00:42:45.000 He'll drop it.

00:42:46.000 Drop it.

00:42:47.000 But then he's looking at you like, he's smiling.

00:42:48.000 He wants to play a little tug of war, so I'll play a little tug of war with him.

00:42:51.000 He's so playful.

00:42:53.000 Dude, that is definitely the coolest dog I've ever met.

00:42:56.000 He's amazing.

00:42:57.000 That is a mystical creature.

00:42:58.000 You feel like you're being visited by some kind of magic dog.

00:43:02.000 Dude.

00:43:02.000 So happy.

00:43:03.000 He's so happy.

00:43:04.000 And when I watch TV, he just hops up and cuddles.

00:43:08.000 He just wants to cuddle with me when I watch TV. Yeah.

00:43:11.000 Like, that's what he does.

00:43:12.000 Used to be a wolf.

00:43:14.000 Yeah.

00:43:14.000 There's a photo on his Instagram, the most recent photo that we put up.

00:43:20.000 Like, this is me watching TV, and homeboy just, like, hops up to hang out with me.

00:43:26.000 That's what he does.

00:43:27.000 So sweet.

00:43:28.000 He hops up and he cuddles with you.

00:43:30.000 He wants to cuddle.

00:43:32.000 He's just all love.

00:43:34.000 Everybody.

00:43:35.000 You come over to the house, like you never met him before, he's like, you're my favorite person!

00:43:39.000 You see this?

00:43:40.000 This is gonna be the aliens posing with us in about 50 years.

00:43:45.000 I hope I don't have to wear a collar.

00:43:45.000 I'll be a good boy.

00:43:46.000 I won't run into traffic.

00:43:48.000 You're gonna have to prove yourself first.

00:43:50.000 I used to love to take him with no leash when I lived in California because I'd take him in the canyons and we'd run around.

00:43:56.000 But unfortunately, that's a little more problematic where I live.

00:44:01.000 But I think dogs, they need something, man.

00:44:05.000 They need exercise.

00:44:06.000 They need love.

00:44:07.000 They're like a little version of you in some strange way.

00:44:11.000 Yep.

00:44:11.000 You know, and they're a reflection of the owner in some strange way.

00:44:14.000 Do you buy into the idea that, like, dogs and their owners kind of start looking like each other?

00:44:17.000 Yeah, people always say that.

00:44:19.000 I don't think I look like Marshall.

00:44:20.000 He doesn't look like me.

00:44:21.000 But he's the sweetest.

00:44:22.000 He does when you have your Ruff Ruff costume on.

00:44:26.000 I don't know.

00:44:27.000 That's the original Marshall.

00:44:28.000 That's a wolf.

00:44:29.000 That's what's crazy that that used to be a wolf.

00:44:31.000 Right.

00:44:32.000 That someone took the most ferocious predatory beast of the forest that operates in packs and they communicate telepathically and they turn that thing into this adorable loves punch.

00:44:46.000 Dude, okay.

00:44:48.000 When was the last time this connects?

00:44:50.000 When was the last time you read One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest?

00:44:52.000 Oh, it's been a long time.

00:44:53.000 Okay.

00:44:54.000 I think I must have read it when I was in high school and just didn't pay attention.

00:45:00.000 It's completely different from the movie.

00:45:02.000 Like, 100% different.

00:45:04.000 Maybe I never read it.

00:45:06.000 Ken Kesey, he was like...

00:45:08.000 Ken Kesey wrote it?

00:45:09.000 Yeah.

00:45:10.000 Oh, no way!

00:45:11.000 So it's so psychedelic.

00:45:12.000 The book is so psychedelic, but, you know, like, the...

00:45:17.000 The idea is that the character of McMurphy, Jack Nicholson's character, and again, this is my own analysis.

00:45:25.000 I don't know what the actual literary analysis of it is.

00:45:27.000 He represents an undomesticated human.

00:45:31.000 And the people in the ward Are humans that couldn't function in what he calls society the combine.

00:45:40.000 They couldn't function in the combine.

00:45:42.000 So they're being brought into the asylums to get like redomesticated just so they could function in the combine. 0.91

00:45:49.000 And he represents like an undomesticated human who enters into like a conditioning center designed to melt people back down, build them back up and send them out into the world and be good functioning domesticated humans.

00:46:04.000 It's so good.

00:46:05.000 It's so subversive, dude.

00:46:06.000 It's such a brilliant, like, it's so funny how different the movie is from it.

00:46:12.000 Wow.

00:46:12.000 Like Nurse Ratched, and again, because the narrator is chief, that big Native American dude who's in the movie, that's the narrator of the book.

00:46:21.000 It's being told from his perspective.

00:46:23.000 Oh.

00:46:25.000 So you don't know like how much of what he's reporting is real and how much is like he's in a mental asylum, right?

00:46:31.000 Oh my god, that's amazing!

00:46:33.000 I know, he's so good!

00:46:34.000 But according to him, Nurse Ratched can control time. 0.96

00:46:39.000 She... 1.00

00:46:40.000 She'll speed up time so that like a year goes by in a day or slow down time so that like a second lasts like 10 years and that's just one of the many ways that she's basically torturing the people in the ward. 1.00

00:46:57.000 Oh my god. 0.94

00:46:58.000 She's constantly giving them drugs, tying them to their beds and always this threat, this like threat is hovering which is if you fuck up too much, If you get too angry at Nurse Ratched, who is a monster, essentially the way he describes it, 0.96

00:47:14.000 it's the Demi or just the Antichrist, then you know what happens? 0.99

00:47:17.000 They're gonna fucking give you a lobotomy. 1.00

00:47:20.000 They're gonna cut out your brain, turn you into a zombie. 1.00

00:47:23.000 And you know they really did that. 0.99

00:47:25.000 Yeah.

00:47:26.000 They really did that.

00:47:27.000 They really did that.

00:47:28.000 They really did that.

00:47:29.000 I had a professor in college who used to work at an asylum and was the weirdest dude ever. 1.00

00:47:36.000 It was an awful class on like psychiatry.

00:47:39.000 And he was kind of talking glowingly about lobotomies.

00:47:44.000 And like someone asked him like, I mean, what happened to the person?

00:47:47.000 And he goes, they became a very good patient.

00:47:50.000 Oh my God.

00:47:51.000 Totally was fine with the fact that they were sticking chopsticks in people's brains.

00:47:58.000 Scrambling the brain. 0.93

00:48:00.000 Dude, with a hammer! 0.96

00:48:02.000 Wearing that weird outfit.

00:48:03.000 Why are they dressed like that?

00:48:05.000 You know, they did a lot of those.

00:48:09.000 He did it, this guy, this doctor is credited with the majority of them.

00:48:12.000 So are they holding this guy down while they're doing this, or is he anesthetized?

00:48:16.000 I don't know.

00:48:17.000 I don't see any anesthesia.

00:48:19.000 I see a strap!

00:48:19.000 I see straps, and I see people holding his arms.

00:48:23.000 Jesus Christ, you know how fucking terrifying that must be to feel that rod going into your brain, knowing they're gonna turn you into a vegetable? 0.98

00:48:30.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:48:32.000 Electroshock?

00:48:33.000 Dude, do you remember that guy that was running for vice president who had to admit that he went through electroshock therapy?

00:48:41.000 No.

00:48:42.000 Yes.

00:48:43.000 It was during the McGovern-Nixon campaign.

00:48:50.000 Eagleton.

00:48:51.000 It was McGovern's campaign, right?

00:48:54.000 Yeah.

00:48:55.000 McGovern was like one of the last hopes.

00:48:59.000 He was one of the last, like, truly rational, what you really want out of someone that you consider a liberal.

00:49:08.000 Someone who's a compassionate, strong person, who...

00:49:13.000 People thought that, you know, he could win.

00:49:17.000 They thought that he could win.

00:49:18.000 Yeah.

00:49:19.000 And it says, 72, over two weeks after the 1972 Democratic Convention, Eagleton admitted the truth.

00:49:26.000 Of news reports that he had received electroshock therapy for clinical depression during the 1960s.

00:49:32.000 McGovern initially said he would back Eagleton a hundred percent, a thousand percent rather, but he didn't.

00:49:39.000 He eventually had to let him go and that it was too late.

00:49:41.000 Wait, that's what took him out?

00:49:43.000 That's what took him out.

00:49:44.000 Whoa.

00:49:45.000 Yeah.

00:49:46.000 Electroshock therapy for depression.

00:49:48.000 Just for depression.

00:49:49.000 Don't people say it works?

00:49:50.000 You would be awarded if you had depression.

00:49:52.000 Today.

00:49:53.000 Today in this victimhood society.

00:49:55.000 Oh, right.

00:49:56.000 If you said, this vice president, he suffered from clinical depression but he sought help, he would be a shining example.

00:50:02.000 Look at him.

00:50:04.000 Yeah.

00:50:04.000 He's like us.

00:50:05.000 He was clinically depressed.

00:50:06.000 He got over it.

00:50:07.000 He's a hero.

00:50:08.000 Yeah.

00:50:09.000 And then people would be fine with it.

00:50:12.000 Yeah, back then.

00:50:13.000 Back then it was a giant sign of weakness.

00:50:16.000 And they would shock your brain.

00:50:19.000 I think it works.

00:50:20.000 Whoa.

00:50:21.000 Let's try it.

00:50:22.000 Doesn't it have good results?

00:50:22.000 I would rather not.

00:50:24.000 Maybe it's like smelling salt.

00:50:25.000 Have you watched videos of it?

00:50:26.000 Because it's not like they're like vaulting you the whole time.

00:50:29.000 They put these rods on your head and you like convulse for a second.

00:50:32.000 It's very disturbing to watch.

00:50:33.000 Maybe it's like a reset.

00:50:34.000 Like Control-Alt-Delete for your brain.

00:50:37.000 Maybe it's doing something similar to what the psychedelics are doing.

00:50:41.000 Maybe it's bringing you to a near-death experience because your body thinks it's being electrocuted.

00:50:45.000 Maybe it releases all of those psychedelic chemicals that they think it releases when you're in near-death experiences.

00:50:51.000 Did you see that they think they found the mechanism for why psilocybin treats depression?

00:50:56.000 Like, they did some study on rat brains in a Petri dish, and they were watching the way it interacts with psilocybin, like, blocks.

00:51:04.000 Yeah, this is wild.

00:51:05.000 Is this someone getting zapped?

00:51:06.000 Yeah.

00:51:07.000 Nice hat for shocking people.

00:51:09.000 You have to wear a hat.

00:51:10.000 Yeah, but you don't need to have popcorn bags.

00:51:12.000 Oh, her toe's locked up.

00:51:15.000 Like she got knocked out.

00:51:16.000 That's the receipt.

00:51:20.000 Don't show a whole lot of it, but...

00:51:22.000 There's old ones that really show the whole thing.

00:51:26.000 Dude.

00:51:29.000 I wanted to bring something up, but I kept forgetting.

00:51:31.000 I didn't want to interrupt your rant.

00:51:33.000 I posted something.

00:51:34.000 I retweeted something the other day about this boy that was raised by wolves in India.

00:51:38.000 Have you ever seen that?

00:51:40.000 No.

00:51:40.000 See if you can find that from a few days ago.

00:51:44.000 I retweeted it.

00:51:47.000 I want to know if it's true.

00:51:49.000 I'm like, I was too lazy to Google it.

00:51:51.000 I was like, I'm springing up with a podcast.

00:51:53.000 Well, I just retweeted it.

00:51:55.000 I take no responsibility for retweets.

00:51:57.000 It's the best way to fact check, is just tweet something.

00:52:00.000 Also, retweets for me are just like, hmm, I think this is interesting.

00:52:03.000 Maybe you will too.

00:52:04.000 That's what I do it for.

00:52:05.000 So this is it.

00:52:06.000 The Wolf Child in 1889. Wow, how do you say that word?

00:52:13.000 Bulandashar?

00:52:14.000 Bulandashar.

00:52:15.000 Bulandashar region of the Indian forest.

00:52:18.000 There resided Dina Sanachar, a feral child of merely six years old. 0.96

00:52:23.000 Sanachar lived amidst a wolf pack, adapting to their ways and partaking in their activities. 0.96

00:52:29.000 This remarkable case serves as a vivid demonstration of the impact of environmental factors on human behavior.

00:52:35.000 It exemplifies how the availability of resources, the upbringing, environment, and the ability to adapt to surroundings during childhood can shape an individual's physical and mental abilities, ultimately ensuring survival.

00:52:48.000 I mean, this is kind of what we've been talking about.

00:52:50.000 Yeah, totally, man.

00:52:52.000 Look at that kid.

00:52:53.000 Look at his face.

00:52:54.000 That's crazy.

00:52:55.000 I mean, this is probably why you should be very careful about who your friends are.

00:53:00.000 Because, like, you, you know, maybe we look like our dogs, but definitely, like, in a group of friends, you, like, warp.

00:53:08.000 You will shift into, like, something that, like, harmonizes with all of them.

00:53:13.000 How about girls who, like, become boyfriends with serial killers and they go and kill people together? 0.94

00:53:18.000 They pick up girls and kill them together. 0.99

00:53:20.000 So crazy. 0.99

00:53:21.000 People have done that.

00:53:22.000 Crazy.

00:53:23.000 Like that's a real thing that's happened more than once where a guy will be a serial killer and he'll convert his girlfriend to becoming a serial killer and they can kill people together.

00:53:32.000 What does that conversation start off like?

00:53:35.000 According to Snopes, the only thing that's not true about that story is that he wasn't the only kid.

00:53:42.000 Oh wow.

00:53:43.000 He was at least one of two at that time they found.

00:53:45.000 Wow.

00:53:46.000 There might have been a couple more.

00:53:48.000 Wow.

00:53:48.000 That's crazy.

00:53:50.000 Oh my god.

00:53:51.000 Raised by wolves.

00:53:53.000 Look at him.

00:53:54.000 It's like he got trained by a wolf.

00:53:58.000 It's the reverse situation.

00:53:59.000 Look at that.

00:54:00.000 He took up the habit of smoking cigarettes.

00:54:02.000 Wouldn't you if you were surrounded by wolves for your whole childhood?

00:54:06.000 I need to relax! 1.00

00:54:08.000 What the fuck? 1.00

00:54:10.000 At least five other? 1.00

00:54:11.000 Did he learn how to talk and everything?

00:54:13.000 No, it said that he never learned how to speak.

00:54:16.000 Wow. 1.00

00:54:16.000 Damn. 1.00

00:54:18.000 This reminds me of that video we played a few times from Dark White Underbelly with that family. 0.99

00:54:24.000 Yeah!

00:54:25.000 The boy in Sleeman's story died within five...

00:54:28.000 Died a few months after being brought back to human society.

00:54:31.000 Whoa.

00:54:32.000 Couldn't deal with it.

00:54:36.000 He smoked out of the wolf's den.

00:54:38.000 Where did he get cigarettes?

00:54:40.000 No.

00:54:40.000 Did he?

00:54:41.000 Is that what they're saying?

00:54:41.000 It said he smoked out of the wolf's den.

00:54:43.000 That's kind of weird, right?

00:54:44.000 So he lived in the wolf's den?

00:54:45.000 They kept him there?

00:54:49.000 Look, where was it?

00:54:50.000 Wait, the boy in Sleeman's story, like the boy who smoked out of the wolf's den.

00:54:55.000 Died a few months after being brought back to you. 1.00

00:54:57.000 No, it says, like, was smoked out of the bullshit. 1.00

00:54:59.000 Oh, what? 1.00

00:55:01.000 Like, smoke them out.

00:55:02.000 Like, George Bush. 1.00

00:55:03.000 We're gonna smoke them out of their holes. 1.00

00:55:04.000 Okay, I gotcha. 0.97

00:55:05.000 Remember when W said that?

00:55:07.000 Oh, my God. 0.99

00:55:07.000 We're gonna smoke them out of their holes. 0.99

00:55:09.000 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:55:10.000 Dude, did you see that weird shit with Lindsey Graham? 1.00

00:55:12.000 Like, the way he's like, we're gonna kill Russians. 1.00

00:55:14.000 Like, it's the creepiest shit you ever saw. 1.00

00:55:18.000 Did you see that? 1.00

00:55:19.000 No, I didn't.

00:55:19.000 Dude, it's so spooky.

00:55:22.000 Let me see it.

00:55:22.000 You'll have to...

00:55:23.000 I don't know where I saw it, but it's like he's like with Zelensky and he's like...

00:55:27.000 I just started getting a stomach ache.

00:55:29.000 Dude, it's...

00:55:29.000 Just you saying that.

00:55:30.000 I started getting a stomach ache.

00:55:31.000 The way he talks about murdering people is really unnerving.

00:55:38.000 You know where I saw?

00:55:39.000 I saw it on Tucker Carlson's first Twitter episode.

00:55:43.000 Did you see that?

00:55:44.000 No.

00:55:45.000 Tucker Carlson's new show on Twitter?

00:55:46.000 So what is the show?

00:55:47.000 It's just him like doing a monologue, basically.

00:55:50.000 It's like a monologue.

00:55:51.000 So it's like his old show?

00:55:52.000 It's like his old show, but now he's been like...

00:55:57.000 Unmuzzled.

00:55:58.000 So it's like Freebase Carlson.

00:56:00.000 He's like going hard.

00:56:02.000 And, you know, it's weird.

00:56:04.000 It's like these days, I think a sign that you're looking at a real journalist is you worry about them. 0.97

00:56:12.000 You're like, you gotta shut up, man. 0.61

00:56:15.000 Like, they're gonna get you, man! 0.99

00:56:17.000 What are you doing?

00:56:18.000 Are you safe?

00:56:19.000 Because it gives you that feeling.

00:56:22.000 And you know what's really interesting about it?

00:56:25.000 Like, you know, I get, like, people on the left are furious with him, and just like people on the right hate Rachel Maddow or whatever, but he was mocked.

00:56:35.000 For talking about the UFO wreckage stuff like they People in the comments were like he's talking about UFOs Like it like he like saw a crop circle and talked about it not like let's let's hear it.

00:56:47.000 Here it is I expect in the coming days and weeks For the Ukrainian counteroffensive to yield results, 0.66

00:57:06.000 and I'm here to tell you that the last chapter of the Battle of Bagmut is yet to be written.

00:57:15.000 I'm here to tell you that the Russian military is about to have holy hell unleashed upon them.

00:57:25.000 That kind of guy you don't want running anything.

00:57:28.000 You don't want that guy. 1.00

00:57:30.000 You don't want that guy running a fucking Starbucks. 1.00

00:57:33.000 That was creepy. 1.00

00:57:36.000 Just the way to talk that way about something with so much weight on it. 0.99

00:57:42.000 Yeah, we went at the point that you're like talking like he's gonna move you're celebrating human the human debt like essentially the human sacrifice of conscripts like you're celebrating Human sacrifice in and in some it's human sacrifice that we've written off as being okay Russia gave him a there's an arrest warrant out for him for those comments that he made from Russia He said my crime was speaking truth to power god damn I hate that phrase that phrase gets Fucking thrown around by a lot of morons, 1.00

00:58:12.000 you know, I mean I know it's a real phrase and people when they mean it I get it But my crime was speaking truth to power that fucking freaks me out it freaks hawks are creepy dude like it's like Somehow they've managed to get to a place where they can publicly celebrate human violent human like the Just essentially, 0.99

00:58:36.000 war is a failure of humanity, right?

00:58:38.000 So people like him are celebrating death.

00:58:43.000 It doesn't matter if you're doing the right thing.

00:58:48.000 Those are still people.

00:58:49.000 It's also the way he's talking.

00:58:51.000 He loves it.

00:58:52.000 I don't want anyone who gets to make those choices to talk like that.

00:58:58.000 Says, my crime is speaking truth to power, said Graham.

00:59:00.000 Russia has illegally invaded Ukraine.

00:59:02.000 Putin has committed war crimes on an industrial level, and I'm going to keep talking about it.

00:59:07.000 Freedom allows you to say the things I said.

00:59:09.000 We live in a country where you can criticize your leaders.

00:59:12.000 Well, that's kind of true.

00:59:14.000 But it's just what you said with the magnitude of the weight of your words.

00:59:20.000 It's on the line and the whole world's listening.

00:59:23.000 And that's what you said.

00:59:25.000 Yeah.

00:59:25.000 The best money we ever spent.

00:59:27.000 Like, that's a crazy thing to say.

00:59:30.000 The whole thing is the Russians are dying. 1.00

00:59:33.000 It's not a fucking football game, man. 1.00

00:59:36.000 Exactly. 1.00

00:59:36.000 This isn't a sport. 1.00

00:59:38.000 Exactly.

00:59:39.000 You can clearly, from the micro, there are times where you're going to have to use violence in a society.

00:59:48.000 There's times where someone's losing their mind, swinging a samurai sword in the middle of the street, and Or whatever and like cops have to take him out.

00:59:58.000 There's obviously, this is obvious, but like to then like celebrate that you had to like kill a lunatic or something is so dark.

01:00:08.000 Like why not collect their scalps? 1.00

01:00:11.000 Lindsey Graham, if you're so into this shit, why don't we start scalping the fucking Russians? 1.00

01:00:17.000 We'll just cut pieces, start wearing a necklace of Russian fingers, you know, if you're so into murdering people and also ignoring the demographics of the people who are getting fucking slaughtered. 1.00

01:00:32.000 I mean, you can see videos of them being dragged out of their houses and taken to the middle of Ukraine to just get thrown into a fucking blender, dude. 0.99

01:00:43.000 And that's what he's tap dancing about. 0.99

01:00:46.000 It's crazy.

01:00:48.000 It's crazy.

01:00:49.000 It's crazy.

01:00:50.000 And that way of talking that he just did is like it's a standard politician's way of addressing a very complex issue.

01:01:01.000 They do it with like there was a there was a rah-rah aspect to that. 0.98

01:01:05.000 We're gonna unleash holy hell on them Russians. 1.00

01:01:08.000 Pep rally. 1.00

01:01:09.000 Pep rally for murdering people, dude. 0.93

01:01:11.000 Yeah, because it is a football thing. 1.00

01:01:13.000 Saying it like that, it's like, we're gonna go fucking kick their ass. 1.00

01:01:16.000 It's a team. 1.00

01:01:17.000 Right.

01:01:18.000 But for sure, there is no financial motivation in what Lindsey Graham is doing. 1.00

01:01:23.000 No one would do that.

01:01:25.000 All that money is just a coincidence.

01:01:27.000 Yeah, yeah. 0.98

01:01:28.000 It's so fucking dark, man. 1.00

01:01:32.000 It's really so confusing to me because I guess I'm a naive idiot that people like that even exist. 1.00

01:01:39.000 Well, also that they exist on the left now. 0.93

01:01:42.000 That's what's weird.

01:01:44.000 Yeah.

01:01:45.000 Oh, you mean like – yeah, right.

01:01:47.000 Because the general – Lindsey Graham, is he a Democrat or Republican?

01:01:52.000 Republican.

01:01:53.000 He's a Republican.

01:01:54.000 Right?

01:01:54.000 He's a Republican.

01:01:55.000 So they're all united on this idea.

01:01:57.000 Of course he's a Republican.

01:01:58.000 But they're all united on this idea that they should continue.

01:02:03.000 There's no one, whether it's a Republican or a Democrat, like the Democrats are always anti-war, always.

01:02:10.000 Oh, yeah.

01:02:11.000 Always.

01:02:12.000 Oh, yeah.

01:02:12.000 This is the first time where the Democrats are, like, wholesale buying the narrative.

01:02:19.000 And we have to stop Putin.

01:02:21.000 We have to support Ukraine.

01:02:23.000 I mean, how many Democrat peaceful people that used to have syringes in their Twitter bio now have a Ukraine flag?

01:02:30.000 Right.

01:02:30.000 Yeah.

01:02:32.000 If you...

01:02:35.000 Articulate just the general common sense reality that war, we don't want war.

01:02:43.000 We don't want war.

01:02:44.000 That we want, we don't want anyone to die.

01:02:47.000 I don't want Russians to die or Ukrainians to die. 1.00

01:02:49.000 We want to elevate our species to the point where somehow we can get along with each other without like resorting to incinerating people.

01:03:00.000 And because the message is coming from Trump People completely dismiss it, but did you see that interview with him?

01:03:08.000 Where he said, I would end the Ukraine war in a day.

01:03:12.000 Right.

01:03:12.000 And he said, do you not want Ukraine to win?

01:03:16.000 Do you want Russia to win?

01:03:17.000 He goes, no, I want people to stop dying.

01:03:20.000 Yeah.

01:03:21.000 I saw that.

01:03:22.000 Dude.

01:03:23.000 It's perfect.

01:03:24.000 You're allowed to say that.

01:03:26.000 Let's find that.

01:03:27.000 Because they're playing gotcha.

01:03:30.000 Gotcha.

01:03:32.000 On a subject.

01:03:33.000 They're doing gotcha interview real quick.

01:03:36.000 You don't have much time with them.

01:03:37.000 So you've got to get a gotcha.

01:03:39.000 And they're doing this with a subject that literally has the fate of the world.

01:03:45.000 In front of it.

01:03:46.000 Right.

01:03:46.000 Because if nuclear war breaks out because of all this, and these people are just flippantly supporting this continued conflict with no talk at all about some sort of a compromise.

01:04:01.000 Yeah.

01:04:02.000 Some sort of a conversation.

01:04:03.000 Anything.

01:04:04.000 Or just starting a conversation.

01:04:05.000 Just starting one.

01:04:07.000 Let's hear what he says.

01:04:08.000 If I were president, and I say this, I will end that war in one day.

01:04:13.000 It'll take 24 hours.

01:04:14.000 I know Zelensky well.

01:04:16.000 I know Putin well.

01:04:18.000 I would get that ended in a period of 24 hours.

01:04:21.000 You could break that deal.

01:04:23.000 100%.

01:04:23.000 It would be easy.

01:04:24.000 That deal would be easy.

01:04:26.000 A lot of it has to do with the money.

01:04:27.000 A lot of it has to do with the military, you know, that we're giving.

01:04:31.000 But I would get that deal done within 24 hours.

01:04:34.000 That war has to be stopped.

01:04:36.000 That war is a disaster.

01:04:38.000 Final thought.

01:04:40.000 Are you going to win next year?

01:04:41.000 Cool socks.

01:04:42.000 No, that's not...

01:04:42.000 Very good chance.

01:04:45.000 That's not the same interview.

01:04:46.000 There was another interview.

01:04:47.000 A woman was interviewing him, I believe, and she asked, I think it was a woman, asked if he wanted Russia to win.

01:04:57.000 It was some weird gotcha interview.

01:05:00.000 He said, I want people to stop dying.

01:05:03.000 Yeah, this is it.

01:05:05.000 That's the CNN thing.

01:05:06.000 Yes.

01:05:07.000 Yeah.

01:05:07.000 Let me just put it a nicer way.

01:05:10.000 If I'm president, I will have that war settled in one day, 24 hours.

01:05:15.000 How would you settle that war in one day?

01:05:18.000 Because I'll meet with Putin.

01:05:19.000 I'll meet with Zelensky.

01:05:20.000 They both have weaknesses and they both have strengths.

01:05:23.000 And within 24 hours, that war will be settled.

01:05:26.000 It'll be over.

01:05:27.000 It'll be absolutely over.

01:05:28.000 Do you want Ukraine to win this war?

01:05:30.000 I don't think in terms of winning and losing.

01:05:32.000 I think in terms of getting it settled so we stop killing all these people and breaking them.

01:05:39.000 So I paraphrased it. 0.99

01:05:41.000 I fucked it up.

01:05:42.000 But that's essentially his answer. 0.98

01:05:44.000 I think maybe even after that he might have actually said I want people to stop dying.

01:05:47.000 It's crazy that that's a controversial statement.

01:05:50.000 And it's crazy that people can't, like because he's saying it, they invalidate it.

01:05:56.000 Exactly.

01:05:57.000 It's so weird.

01:06:01.000 The truth.

01:06:02.000 The idea is there's the truth.

01:06:05.000 It doesn't matter if it's coming out of a radio that has woven into it human skull fragments that Manson owned the radio.

01:06:16.000 It doesn't matter if the radio is spewing truth.

01:06:19.000 That's truth.

01:06:20.000 It's truth.

01:06:21.000 And I always thought that was sort of the general consensus, like, among people who were sane, was it's not good to blow each other up.

01:06:32.000 And, you know, I get it.

01:06:33.000 It's like, okay, well, then what about when invasions happen?

01:06:38.000 What about when land grabs happen, when some new creepy imperialism happens or Hitler happens or whatever?

01:06:45.000 What about that? 1.00

01:06:47.000 But look at the fucking letter. 1.00

01:06:48.000 Gandhi wrote a letter to Hitler. 1.00

01:06:50.000 Did you ever see that?

01:06:51.000 Yeah.

01:06:52.000 You know, like, the idea is, like, you just try.

01:06:56.000 It's, like, worth trying.

01:06:57.000 Like, get people to talk, hang out, sit down.

01:07:00.000 You can't fail worse than war. 0.74

01:07:03.000 Right.

01:07:04.000 So any attempt at, like, stopping a war...

01:07:10.000 Without World War III or violence or whatever, it's glorious. 0.99

01:07:14.000 Even if it fails, even if it makes you look like a weak, pathetic piece of shit, long term you're going to look great if you were a peacemaker in the world versus a Lindsey Graham. 0.99

01:07:26.000 Lindsey Grahams, man, history does not look at them in a kind way. 1.00

01:07:32.000 No.

01:07:32.000 They're the evil characters when you watch a YouTube video on 9-11.

01:07:37.000 It's these people behind the scenes.

01:07:40.000 It's these people that lie about weapons of mass destruction.

01:07:45.000 It's like there's a type of person that you see that gets into office.

01:07:50.000 And there's this shameless politician aspect of them that just gives me the creeps.

01:07:57.000 It gives me the creeps when anybody talks like that about war.

01:08:02.000 Because it's so consequential.

01:08:04.000 Everything's on the line.

01:08:06.000 Humanity's on the line.

01:08:07.000 Civilization's on the line.

01:08:08.000 The future of your children's on the line.

01:08:10.000 Everything's on the line.

01:08:12.000 And to, like, make it and boil it down to a rah-rah football pep rally speech is crazy.

01:08:20.000 You know, an AI wizard out there who wants to do something that will probably be very controversial?

01:08:25.000 Needs to put together a montage of the videos of all the drones blowing up Russians and replace the adults with kids so that you see the children version of them being blown up.

01:08:44.000 You know, because that's the weird thing about it.

01:08:47.000 Once you get to a certain height At that point, we celebrate you getting exploded. 0.99

01:08:54.000 But, you know, like, if kids were doing this shit, like, we would end it immediately, regardless of... 0.99

01:09:00.000 This is like, I don't... 0.99

01:09:01.000 If my kids are squabbling and, like, one of them bites the other or something or, like, whatever, like, it doesn't matter anymore about the fairness or whatever is happening.

01:09:11.000 It's like, we gotta...

01:09:12.000 You can't do that.

01:09:13.000 Stop the violence.

01:09:14.000 Right.

01:09:15.000 Yeah, man.

01:09:16.000 That's the thing.

01:09:17.000 To conduct a successful war, you really have to disconnect from the human reality of who is fighting the wars.

01:09:25.000 Have you seen those Pergozin? 0.99

01:09:26.000 Is his name Pergozin?

01:09:28.000 The guy who runs his own battalion?

01:09:31.000 The private contractor who is fighting Bakhmut? 0.94

01:09:33.000 That crazy guy?

01:09:35.000 I'm not aware of this. 0.87

01:09:37.000 Basically, there was a video that popped up of someone getting their head smashed in with a hammer.

01:09:43.000 I did see that.

01:09:45.000 Who is that that got his head smashed in?

01:09:48.000 He was somebody who didn't want to fight anymore.

01:09:51.000 That's what it was? 0.97

01:09:51.000 Yeah, and to send the signal out, like this is what happens if you try to run away, we'll just smash your head in. 0.97

01:09:57.000 Oh, Jesus Christ. 0.64

01:09:58.000 So it's like...

01:09:59.000 So he was a fellow Russian?

01:10:01.000 Yes.

01:10:02.000 Yeah, man.

01:10:03.000 I mean, that's the idea.

01:10:04.000 It's like, stop.

01:10:05.000 Just know that the people who are out there thought it was a training mission, apparently.

01:10:11.000 And if they try to defect and get out of there or whatever, they're probably going to get killed.

01:10:17.000 So it's not like you're...

01:10:18.000 Was that a Russian guy that got killed or a Ukraine guy got killed?

01:10:21.000 I thought it was a Russian dude.

01:10:22.000 As you're saying, and I'm reading about him, do you think...

01:10:23.000 He says he recruited prisoners.

01:10:25.000 Is there any chance he...

01:10:27.000 I don't know.

01:10:27.000 Said he recruited, this is the guy that got killed?

01:10:31.000 Purgosian is the guy who controlled the troops, I think.

01:10:35.000 Is he the guy that got killed with the hammer?

01:10:36.000 I don't think so.

01:10:37.000 No.

01:10:38.000 The guy that got killed with the hammer was just a soldier.

01:10:40.000 A soldier.

01:10:40.000 What am I talking about?

01:10:41.000 This marijuana is just too strong.

01:10:43.000 I can't follow the narrative.

01:10:44.000 You know what?

01:10:44.000 I saw you go deeper than I, this time I didn't do it.

01:10:47.000 In so many of these episodes, I forget the potency of this, what you have here.

01:10:53.000 It's so good.

01:10:54.000 But, yeah, man.

01:10:56.000 So, this guy ordered people out there. 0.98

01:10:59.000 And then when people said, hey, this isn't a fucking training run. 0.98

01:11:04.000 This is a real war. 0.99

01:11:07.000 Yeah.

01:11:07.000 I don't want to fight in this war.

01:11:08.000 That's what I read.

01:11:09.000 I don't know if that's true. 0.81

01:11:10.000 And they killed that guy with a hammer.

01:11:11.000 The guy seemed like resigned to his fate.

01:11:14.000 Dude, it's crazy that the thing is when you so like the big critique of Russia that Lindsey Graham has is you get arrested if you say anything, right?

01:11:24.000 Yeah Meaning if we have prisoners who've been quote recruited fighting out there then the Russia is sending Anti-Putin people into a meat grinder to die.

01:11:38.000 So you spoke out against Russia, you've been in a Russian prison, you get recruited, and then they just send you into all of these weapons given to Ukraine by the Western world.

01:11:50.000 You're just dead.

01:11:51.000 It's a death sentence. 0.99

01:11:52.000 So that's the, you know, so when you break it down at that level, suddenly these aren't like these fucking Russians are like, let me go invade the place where my mother-in-law lives. 0.99

01:12:02.000 Right. 0.97

01:12:03.000 You know, it's like, it's not like that.

01:12:05.000 It's like many of them are having, they have to do it.

01:12:08.000 There's no way out.

01:12:10.000 Unless you want to die.

01:12:12.000 So you have to choose, like, which way do I want to die? 1.00

01:12:15.000 Want to get blown up by some fucking Ukrainian drone? 1.00

01:12:18.000 Or do I want to get my head smashed in? 1.00

01:12:20.000 On YouTube. 0.95

01:12:22.000 On YouTube.

01:12:22.000 Yeah.

01:12:23.000 It's really fucked up, man. 0.98

01:12:28.000 In all fairness, I think YouTube would take that down. 0.99

01:12:32.000 I think they changed it.

01:12:34.000 I think they're changing, aren't they?

01:12:35.000 Did I dream that YouTube was like loosening up so we could watch those videos again on YouTube?

01:12:40.000 Really?

01:12:41.000 I could be wrong, but I feel like there was some shift in their censorship model that was happening, but I could be wrong about that.

01:12:47.000 Well, it's not when it comes to RFK Jr. They're deleting his old podcasts.

01:12:53.000 They deleted one from Theo Vaughn from a year ago, and they deleted one from Hot Boxing with Mike Tyson, which is more than a year ago, too.

01:13:00.000 Weird.

01:13:00.000 I did not know that.

01:13:01.000 They just did it. 1.00

01:13:02.000 What the fuck? 1.00

01:13:03.000 They just started doing that. 1.00

01:13:05.000 Isn't that illegal if someone's running for president?

01:13:08.000 You can't do that, right?

01:13:09.000 I don't know what.

01:13:10.000 You could say that it's because of misinformation, and this is because he talks about vaccines.

01:13:18.000 And, you know, he talks about he was an environmental attorney before he, you know, was anything.

01:13:23.000 And, you know, his whole thing was trying to hold companies accountable for what they're doing by ruining the environment and lying about it.

01:13:34.000 And for them to take that guy and say, you can't do that with other stuff.

01:13:42.000 You can't talk about other stuff.

01:13:44.000 How come no one wants to hear him out?

01:13:46.000 How come no one wants to hear him out? 0.99

01:13:49.000 That book, The Real Anthony Fauci, is fucking terrifying. 0.93

01:13:53.000 And if it's not true, why isn't he getting sued? 0.95

01:13:57.000 If that book is true, if all the things that he's saying and he has references for everything, if it's all accurate, we should all read that book.

01:14:06.000 Everyone should read that book.

01:14:07.000 Right.

01:14:08.000 Because if it's true, it's terrifying.

01:14:10.000 You've been captured by an industry that's forced you into becoming a source of income for them.

01:14:17.000 Dude, censorship has this component of condescension in it.

01:14:24.000 That, to me, is the worst part. 0.99

01:14:26.000 Essentially, you're saying, you're too dumb to parse this information in a rational way, so we're gonna protect you from it because it's like a poison. 1.00

01:14:36.000 It's gonna infect your brain, and we have to protect you. 1.00

01:14:39.000 That is really...

01:14:41.000 First of all, That's bad parenting in general.

01:14:47.000 You know what I mean?

01:14:48.000 The idea would be that you teach your kid to confront false things, learn why they're not real, and then instead of trying to prevent your kid from seeing everything.

01:15:02.000 Like, I'm not letting my kid watch Blade Runner or some shit like that, but just that if you get too overprotective with your kids, like try to hide death from them, for example.

01:15:12.000 That sort of thing. 0.89

01:15:13.000 Like, you gotta trust we can deal with it.

01:15:16.000 It's safe for us to encounter all forms of information.

01:15:20.000 Well, the problem is...

01:15:22.000 What?

01:15:22.000 ...when the time they're real little, you're lying to them.

01:15:24.000 Santa Claus gonna come to bring you all the toys.

01:15:27.000 He's gonna come down the chimney.

01:15:29.000 He's gonna magically appear.

01:15:31.000 Yeah.

01:15:32.000 Just teach your kid what the word egregore means and you can do Santa Claus ethically.

01:15:37.000 What's egregore?

01:15:39.000 Egregore is like the name for like a thing that exists within the minds of a lot of people.

01:15:44.000 It's an egregore.

01:15:45.000 So like if enough people believe in something, does it have a material reality?

01:15:50.000 Not necessarily, but within the psychic mind space, It's real.

01:15:55.000 It's there.

01:15:55.000 Right, like Santa Claus is a thing.

01:15:57.000 Yeah, an egregore.

01:15:58.000 Santa Claus is an egregore.

01:15:59.000 Obviously, there's no real Santa Claus, but there is a very vivid, living entity within the interconnected minds of everyone who believes in it. 0.70

01:16:09.000 That's an egregore. 1.00

01:16:10.000 The problem is, if you tell your kid that Santa's an egregore, and then your kid's gonna tell all the kids at school, and then you're the asshole. 1.00

01:16:17.000 That's the problem. 1.00

01:16:18.000 I'll be honest, Joe.

01:16:19.000 I have not told my kids Santa's an egregore.

01:16:21.000 I just thought of it.

01:16:22.000 I'm like, maybe I'll do egregore this Christmas.

01:16:25.000 But yeah, you're right.

01:16:25.000 There's like a battle.

01:16:27.000 Like, you get kids together, you know, and you talk to parents like, hey, have you done the Santa Claus talk?

01:16:34.000 No.

01:16:34.000 Like, how old are they?

01:16:35.000 They're five.

01:16:36.000 Five and six.

01:16:37.000 Like, if you get to that age where you're like, okay, when are you gonna tell these kids?

01:16:41.000 When do you tell?

01:16:42.000 When do you tell them?

01:16:42.000 They don't like it when you tell them either.

01:16:44.000 They get very sad.

01:16:45.000 So is that like, is that what these people think about us?

01:16:48.000 But it's weird that they grow up with a lie.

01:16:50.000 That's what I don't like.

01:16:53.000 You grow up with a lie. 1.00

01:16:54.000 It's a stupid lie. 1.00

01:16:56.000 And you convince a child that this lie that we all have mutually agreed upon, it's fucking kind of, Santa Claus is kind of dangerous. 1.00

01:17:05.000 Because it sets people up at a very early age for the reality that, the possibility rather, that everything you believe in is bullshit. 0.99

01:17:14.000 It's misinformation, Joe. 0.98

01:17:16.000 But everything you believe in is propaganda.

01:17:18.000 It's propaganda by your parents to get you to be good.

01:17:23.000 Yeah.

01:17:23.000 You better be good, you better be nice.

01:17:26.000 Better than hell.

01:17:28.000 At least you're not doing the hell thing.

01:17:29.000 Santa Claus is coming to town.

01:17:31.000 He knows when you are sleeping.

01:17:34.000 He knows when you're awake.

01:17:37.000 He knows if you've been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake.

01:17:42.000 He's breaking child predator laws by monitoring kids.

01:17:48.000 Santa Claus is like the ultimate overlord in the sky.

01:17:53.000 It's a panopticon, man. 1.00

01:17:55.000 It's a fucking materialistic panopticon. 0.99

01:17:57.000 You're being constantly monitored by some mythical North Pole thing that's probably, like, I guarantee if we look at the way Santa is paying those fucking elves, I guarantee it's like they don't want to be there. 1.00

01:18:10.000 Elves don't want to be in the North Pole. 1.00

01:18:11.000 The whole thing's fucked up. 1.00

01:18:13.000 You had elf on the fucking shelf. 1.00

01:18:16.000 You know about Elf on the Shelf? 1.00

01:18:17.000 We had to do that.

01:18:18.000 Elf on the Shelf. 1.00

01:18:19.000 Now you have a little fucking plastic security camera that's watching your kids all the time. 1.00

01:18:24.000 If they touch it, it loses its magic. 1.00

01:18:27.000 Hilarious.

01:18:28.000 So you put into the kids this neurotic thing.

01:18:30.000 Think of how many kids have touched Elf on the Shelf and not taught their parents and live with that guilt. 0.98

01:18:37.000 Like knowing they fucking depleted the Elf's magic. 0.96

01:18:40.000 It's not coming back. 0.99

01:18:41.000 This is sinister at one level. 0.97

01:18:45.000 It's really fucking weird. 0.99

01:18:47.000 It's lies. 0.99

01:18:48.000 And it's lies that are unnecessary. 1.00

01:18:50.000 It's not lies about something stupid. 1.00

01:18:55.000 It's lies about whether or not there's elves flying around your fucking house. 1.00

01:19:00.000 You're getting your kids to believe in nonsense very early on. 0.99

01:19:04.000 Instead of just reading fun books where they know it's pretend, where you can just pretend.

01:19:11.000 And also when you realize like the whole thing is just connected to getting the economy to get a little better once a year.

01:19:18.000 You know what I mean? 0.99

01:19:18.000 The whole thing is just to drive up the fucking economy by manipulating children into believing in a fucking Santa Claus. 0.99

01:19:25.000 That is wild. 1.00

01:19:28.000 Yeah.

01:19:29.000 You were saying something about psilocybin, the psilocybin study, about something about connecting to brain and memory.

01:19:37.000 You're saying what they recently discovered?

01:19:39.000 Oh, yeah.

01:19:39.000 Yeah, they did some study.

01:19:41.000 The article here was really funny because...

01:19:44.000 They're like, okay, we found the receptors that psilocybin is working on, and the way it affects the receptors is a thousand times more potent than antidepressants.

01:19:52.000 And now that they know where these receptors are, theoretically, they could invent a medicine that doesn't get people high.

01:20:00.000 It's so sad that you're celebrating that?

01:20:03.000 Like, why?

01:20:04.000 We already have the medicine.

01:20:06.000 The medicine works.

01:20:08.000 Why do we need to synthesize that?

01:20:10.000 It grows out of the ground.

01:20:12.000 But they're like, now that we understand it, we can synthesize it and take away one of the best things about it.

01:20:17.000 Duncan, we figured it out and it's the best money ever spent. 0.99

01:20:21.000 Goddamn. 0.99

01:20:22.000 Same people. 0.99

01:20:23.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:20:23.000 Same people.

01:20:24.000 Exactly.

01:20:25.000 Instead of saying, hey, we should legislate.

01:20:27.000 We should change the laws.

01:20:29.000 We really need to rally about this.

01:20:31.000 This is an actual important medication for humanity.

01:20:35.000 Yeah.

01:20:35.000 It actually could make people nicer.

01:20:37.000 It might have made people people. 1.00

01:20:39.000 The problem is, it's apparently too easy to grow those fucking mushrooms, man. 0.99

01:20:45.000 Yeah, they want to be here. 0.99

01:20:47.000 It's too easy.

01:20:48.000 So it's like, you can't grow an antidepressant. 0.98

01:20:52.000 You can't fucking create a Lexapro aquarium. 0.97

01:20:54.000 That's exactly what the problem is. 0.99

01:20:55.000 And we're captive.

01:20:56.000 We're captive by this industry.

01:20:59.000 That uses you to make money on a regular basis and will oppose anything that gets in the way of that profit, even if that thing is overall net positive for humanity, which psilocybin is.

01:21:13.000 Horrible.

01:21:13.000 Dude, I just revisited the thalamide thing.

01:21:16.000 You ever look into that?

01:21:17.000 Thalidomide.

01:21:18.000 Thalidomide, thank you. 1.00

01:21:19.000 That shit, like, you know, it's kind of like... 0.99

01:21:24.000 The United States does the, what's the name of the incident they did in Vietnam that triggered the war, like the Gulf of Tompkins. 1.00

01:21:32.000 So they do that. 0.99

01:21:33.000 And then we get in this stupid war. 1.00

01:21:35.000 Okay, then we get the yellow, what's the yellow cake? 1.00

01:21:40.000 The yellow cake thing to justify the invasion of Iraq, right? 0.95

01:21:45.000 Comes out, that wasn't real.

01:21:47.000 We just buy into that somehow now we got better.

01:21:52.000 Like now it all makes sense. 0.99

01:21:54.000 So the thalidomide, it's a perfect example of a pharmaceutical company pushing shit that they knew Was hurting kids. 0.99

01:22:04.000 They wanted to sell it in the United States. 1.00

01:22:06.000 They knew it was fucking kids up. 0.97

01:22:08.000 They somehow warped the studies in a way. 0.98

01:22:10.000 They warped them so much.

01:22:12.000 It was one woman, I can't remember who, who was like, they were trying to get the right to sell it in the United States. 0.99

01:22:19.000 And she's looking at the study like, this is...

01:22:21.000 Too good.

01:22:22.000 Like, something is off here. 0.99

01:22:24.000 Like, this doesn't make sense for any – like, generally anything has, like, more side effects than this shit that they gave whoever she was. 0.98

01:22:33.000 I wish I could remember her name. 0.98

01:22:34.000 But the point is, man, like, to imagine that stopped.

01:22:38.000 To imagine like that was the only time that's happened and that will never happen again with pharmaceutical companies is really crazy.

01:22:46.000 Well, it's really crazy that all it took was the pandemic for people to think that way.

01:22:50.000 But the problem is the way you think about it with the information that you have about thalidomide, with the information you have about the opioid crisis and...

01:23:00.000 The Sacklers.

01:23:01.000 The Sacklers, yeah.

01:23:03.000 And they just got immunity.

01:23:05.000 They gave up immunity for like $6 billion.

01:23:08.000 Wow.

01:23:09.000 They bribed.

01:23:10.000 Yeah, they bribed.

01:23:10.000 They bought their immunity.

01:23:11.000 I mean, they lied.

01:23:13.000 The companies they owned lied.

01:23:14.000 They got people addicted.

01:23:16.000 They lost lives.

01:23:17.000 So many lost lives.

01:23:18.000 Yeah, dude.

01:23:19.000 So many lost lives.

01:23:20.000 Vioxx, the Vioxx scandal.

01:23:22.000 They killed 60,000, 50,000, 60,000 people in America.

01:23:27.000 Same with thalidomide, by the way. 1.00

01:23:28.000 Apparently no one went to jail for that shit. 1.00

01:23:30.000 Like, nobody went to jail. 1.00

01:23:31.000 But the thing is, that's how that business is.

01:23:34.000 That business has always been like that.

01:23:36.000 And we're one of two countries in the whole planet Earth that allows them to advertise.

01:23:41.000 Those commercials are so weird, Joe.

01:23:43.000 They're psyops.

01:23:44.000 Every commercial is a psyop.

01:23:46.000 Every commercial makes you think that you're gonna be at that barbecue.

01:23:49.000 You're like, I don't have any friends, but if I take this, I'll be laughing and I'll be on that raft with everybody else, going down the river, having a good old time.

01:23:57.000 That's what I need.

01:23:59.000 That's what I need.

01:24:00.000 Yeah.

01:24:01.000 I can't get that song out of my head. 0.99

01:24:02.000 Really, all I needed was a little fucking electric pad on each ear. 0.99

01:24:10.000 Thank you! 0.99

01:24:11.000 Or some psilocybin, or exercise, or all of the above, except for the electric shock.

01:24:17.000 They shouldn't be allowed to advertise, and they should not be allowed to have any lobbyists affecting our government.

01:24:25.000 And the amount of money they're making right now, bro, they want to keep making that money.

01:24:29.000 That's the thing about money.

01:24:31.000 When a corporation has growth, when they have massive growth, like these pharmaceutical drug corporations had when they were manufacturing a medication that everybody had to take, when they make that money and then it's over, they don't want to go back to 2018 levels. 0.99

01:24:46.000 Fuck that. 0.99

01:24:47.000 You can't. 1.00

01:24:48.000 We've got to figure out a way to sell more.

01:24:50.000 Yeah, you just want to sell more.

01:24:51.000 Or come up with some new thing.

01:24:53.000 And I think when you get in those corporations, when you're working in them, it's a filter bubble.

01:24:58.000 So like, you know, if you look at corporations as cults, you know, there's a cult-like aspect to corporations.

01:25:04.000 So you get into the cult and then over time you get indoctrinated into like resonating with whatever their particular version of reality, whatever their reality tunnel is.

01:25:14.000 And so I think in that reality tunnel, They truly believe that everything they're doing makes sense, that it's good to do, that it's all justified.

01:25:26.000 Because some of them, when confronted, they seem authentically shocked.

01:25:29.000 They seem like, wait, we're trying to help.

01:25:34.000 They don't seem to have connected to how weird it is to have that massive a profit margin When it comes to giving people medicine to heal them.

01:25:46.000 You know what I mean?

01:25:46.000 Like the idea being just generally you should not be profiting off of diabetics at the level you are with insulin, you know?

01:25:56.000 Like generally, Selected top diabetes drugs is expected sales in 2020 and 2024. Wow.

01:26:04.000 They make a lot of money on diabetes drugs.

01:26:06.000 Jesus Christ.

01:26:08.000 So with these diabetes drugs, they make a lot of money off this stuff.

01:26:14.000 And if people all got healthy, that would all go away.

01:26:17.000 Exactly.

01:26:18.000 So then there's that weird, you know, if you want to sell umbrellas, you need a terrain. 0.98

01:26:22.000 So then, you know, weirdly, the moment you start making mega profit off of people's sickness, you have, like, under the surface of everything, you need people to be sick to continue to take those great fucking vacations. 0.92

01:26:38.000 And so that's where it gets really creepy, right? 0.96

01:26:42.000 That's the creepy part.

01:26:43.000 You need them to be ill. 0.73

01:26:45.000 You want them to be ill.

01:26:46.000 And then, I don't know, if you looked up, I don't know the exact amount, but apparently there's a huge percentage of money coming into networks from the pharmaceutical companies that's holding them up, which is why, I guess you could just understand how much money they're getting.

01:27:03.000 Just every time you see a pharmaceutical company commercial come on on anything you're watching, Make note of that.

01:27:09.000 And then you can see how much that programming is being paid for by these companies.

01:27:16.000 Dude, that's really spooky, man, because then...

01:27:20.000 Then they become kind of the de facto government.

01:27:23.000 Yeah.

01:27:24.000 They become sort of like the communications mouth of the country.

01:27:30.000 Yeah.

01:27:31.000 I mean, because that's essentially what news anchors are. 0.99

01:27:34.000 Do you see, is it true, this thing about Anderson Cooper that they're saying, that he was given $12 million to promote vaccines?

01:27:44.000 Somebody posted that on Twitter.

01:27:46.000 $12 million?

01:27:47.000 And I was like, what?!

01:27:48.000 That they gave him $12 million to promote vaccines during the pandemic?

01:27:52.000 That's definitely reshaping everything.

01:27:54.000 His contract is for $12 million a year.

01:27:56.000 So that's just his contract with CNN. So why are they saying it like that?

01:28:00.000 I think it was like a fairly reputable source, right?

01:28:05.000 I mean, I just typed in Anderson Cooper, $12 million.

01:28:07.000 There's articles from a couple years ago about that's what he reportedly earns.

01:28:11.000 Right, but if...

01:28:12.000 It says he won't leave his son in his inheritance because he comes from a very rich family.

01:28:16.000 Right, but was it $12 million on top of that that they asked him?

01:28:21.000 Did you find that?

01:28:23.000 To promote vaccines.

01:28:24.000 How would someone know that?

01:28:25.000 I don't know, but maybe they do.

01:28:27.000 Maybe they don't, but let's find out.

01:28:30.000 So it says Anderson Cooper was given $12 million to promote vaccines.

01:28:34.000 Yeah, there's a website called, it's not a reputable website that says Pfizer pays millions to CNN for COVID jab promotion, which is like, that's...

01:28:43.000 Well, they pay for ads. 0.94

01:28:44.000 Right.

01:28:44.000 Yeah.

01:28:44.000 I mean, that's what that is.

01:28:45.000 Okay, so that's a slippery way of phrasing things, just like that other stupid fucking headline. 1.00

01:28:51.000 You can't really... 1.00

01:28:52.000 What was the other stupid headline again that drove us nuts? 1.00

01:28:55.000 Oh, about Al Pacino. 1.00

01:28:56.000 Yeah.

01:28:57.000 Yeah, that.

01:28:57.000 Yeah, you just, you can't skim.

01:28:59.000 How gross is that? 1.00

01:29:00.000 But that stupid headline was crazy. 1.00

01:29:02.000 Because that made it look like, oh my god, there's money, grubbing whore, and he's mad, and he got a paternity test. 1.00

01:29:08.000 He's like, not so! 0.98

01:29:10.000 I love it that my loads work!

01:29:14.000 Hooah! 1.00

01:29:15.000 Mother time! 0.98

01:29:16.000 You know, I think that the issue is, regardless of whether someone's writing someone a check, Or whether or not it just is in your paycheck from the company that's getting checks from another place,

01:29:33.000 it's just like it's adding this extra...

01:29:35.000 It's like the people who put their money in the Cayman Islands or whatever.

01:29:37.000 It's like adding this extra layer to you getting money from those corporations.

01:29:42.000 It's also what they do at firing squads, right?

01:29:45.000 We only put...

01:29:46.000 Yeah, so many people have bullets.

01:29:48.000 Right.

01:29:49.000 So if you want to ignore the reality that some of the journalism you're doing is being warped a little bit by the network, potentially.

01:30:01.000 I don't know if this happens.

01:30:01.000 I'm guessing it does.

01:30:03.000 What?

01:30:05.000 It probably doesn't.

01:30:06.000 Maybe doesn't.

01:30:08.000 Maybe they really think that way.

01:30:09.000 I'm a little stoned right now.

01:30:11.000 I get it.

01:30:11.000 But, you know, it creates this ability for you to sort of, like, cope with that cognitive dissonance.

01:30:17.000 So, like, you don't have to, like, go home and think, am I really a journalist?

01:30:21.000 I think this is what you might have seen.

01:30:23.000 Breaking.

01:30:23.000 Robert Kennedy Jr. claims that 80% of Anderson Cooper's $12 million salary comes from Pfizer.

01:30:29.000 I read an article that was saying that he was...

01:30:31.000 I couldn't find the interview yet, but in an interview he said that 10 million of that 12 is coming directly from Pfizer and he's promoting it separately, but I don't know where he got that information from.

01:30:41.000 Can you find what percentage of advertising dollars for CNN comes from pharmaceutical companies?

01:30:47.000 Not CNN specifically, but in that same article I've seen with this, he makes the claim, which we've read before, is that 75% of advertising revenues in the mainstream media comes from that.

01:30:56.000 But I just found an article from Last month, February.

01:31:00.000 It says at least for TV that's down, but it's because they're changing the spending to digital buys.

01:31:05.000 You see they fired the CNN guy?

01:31:07.000 The top guy again?

01:31:09.000 Who?

01:31:09.000 The guy who's only been there for a year.

01:31:12.000 Oh yeah, my wife was telling me something like that.

01:31:14.000 Because it keeps imploding.

01:31:15.000 CNN's imploding.

01:31:17.000 Alright, yeah.

01:31:18.000 They just can't seem to get the air back in the tire, can they?

01:31:22.000 Yeah, they've got a stink on them.

01:31:23.000 Yeah, they do.

01:31:25.000 They kept on limits. 1.00

01:31:28.000 Fuck. 1.00

01:31:29.000 They kept him in the box too long. 1.00

01:31:30.000 People didn't like him.

01:31:32.000 They felt like he was, you know...

01:31:34.000 Naked and Afraid, Don Lemon, Tucker Carlson.

01:31:37.000 That's the show.

01:31:37.000 That's how he comes back.

01:31:38.000 Yeah.

01:31:39.000 I got my money on Tucker.

01:31:41.000 Yeah, well, he fishes.

01:31:42.000 He's like...

01:31:42.000 I don't know if Don Lemon's a fisherman, but I think Carlson's gonna...

01:31:46.000 I bet Carlson will bring a fishing pole.

01:31:49.000 You know that you can bring two things or something like that?

01:31:51.000 He'll probably bring his fishing pole.

01:31:53.000 What does Lemon bring? 0.99

01:31:54.000 I don't know.

01:31:56.000 Alone would be better.

01:31:58.000 Alone is the best.

01:31:59.000 I love that show so much.

01:32:00.000 That's the best.

01:32:01.000 They throw you to the wolves.

01:32:03.000 You're by yourself with like a bow and arrow and a hatchet.

01:32:06.000 So good.

01:32:06.000 You get like three things.

01:32:07.000 You get a bucket.

01:32:10.000 I was hooked on that show.

01:32:12.000 So fun to sit on your couch like eating and watching these people out there starving in the cold.

01:32:18.000 I had a guy who was on who won it.

01:32:20.000 Jordan Jonas.

01:32:22.000 It was a ringer, if there was ever a ringer.

01:32:25.000 Because he's lived in Siberia with the indigenous tribes. 0.75

01:32:30.000 That's the unfair part of the show.

01:32:32.000 They're putting people like that against people they found at a bar and were like, I want to be on TV! Or it's just some girl who's hot and wants a lot of money for her Instagram. 1.00

01:32:42.000 They're out in the wilderness for two days and are like, I have to see my kids!

01:32:46.000 They're out.

01:32:47.000 But if you're going to do a show like that, Like, you're not gonna get that much attention for quitting.

01:32:55.000 Like, and there's a lot of money if you win, right?

01:32:57.000 Yeah.

01:32:58.000 Like, what do they win?

01:32:58.000 Like, half a million dollars?

01:32:59.000 I don't remember, but it's a shit ton.

01:33:01.000 I think it's a lot. 0.91

01:33:01.000 Is it half a million? 0.91

01:33:02.000 Yep.

01:33:03.000 Yeah.

01:33:03.000 So, you're gonna get ringers, for the most part.

01:33:06.000 You're gonna want a real competition, you know?

01:33:08.000 Like, the more episodes...

01:33:10.000 You get, the longer these people stay in there, the more episodes you get, right?

01:33:13.000 Yeah, man.

01:33:14.000 Yeah.

01:33:15.000 You want them.

01:33:15.000 And they're by themselves, filming themselves.

01:33:17.000 And the more drama, man, the more views you're gonna get.

01:33:20.000 So, like, you know... 0.97

01:33:21.000 So they only stop to visit them to give them batteries and shit, right? 0.99

01:33:24.000 I just... 0.81

01:33:25.000 I don't understand the filming process, because, like, I was looking at some of the shots, and it's like, how are they getting these shots?

01:33:30.000 Like, are you...

01:33:31.000 They set up cameras.

01:33:32.000 They have a tripod and they're supposed to set up their camera and then film things so that they're doing certain things. 0.96

01:33:38.000 It's just all the survival shit to imagine before commencing with your survival activity. 0.90

01:33:44.000 You're like setting up a GoPro on a tripod. 0.99

01:33:46.000 Yeah, but hunters do that all the time.

01:33:49.000 Oh, they do?

01:33:49.000 Oh, I didn't know that.

01:33:50.000 Oh, that's cool.

01:33:52.000 Yeah, they actually have one that actually is an iPhone.

01:33:57.000 It's a magnetic thing for your iPhone that sits on your front stabilizer.

01:34:02.000 I'm sorry, I forget the name of it, but it's pretty cool.

01:34:04.000 So when you draw your bow back, you can actually press record on your iPhone and film the flight of the arrow with your iPhone.

01:34:14.000 That's so cool.

01:34:14.000 So you can film the animal coming in, you can film the flight of your arrow, and it's actually good For ethical reasons, because you can see whether or not you made a perfect shot, and so if you made a perfect shot, just let the animal die, and don't freak it out and chase it.

01:34:29.000 You see where it goes.

01:34:31.000 You could follow the trail, because you're visually looking at the film, like if you shot off to the right, there he goes.

01:34:38.000 And they do that all the time.

01:34:39.000 So if you wanted to set up, like, people do that all the time in deer hunting.

01:34:43.000 They set up cameras.

01:34:44.000 They have, like, camera arms. 0.99

01:34:45.000 They have on tree stands and shit. 0.98

01:34:47.000 Have you ever seen those? 0.98

01:34:48.000 No.

01:34:48.000 This whole show is dedicated to whitetail hunting out of a tree stand.

01:34:53.000 It is a religion in the Midwest.

01:34:56.000 Whitetail hunting?

01:34:57.000 Whitetail hunting is a religion.

01:34:59.000 It's the number one hunted animal, big game animal in North America.

01:35:04.000 Whitetail deer.

01:35:05.000 Dude, people become obsessed with it.

01:35:09.000 They become obsessed to the point where they create habitat for the deer to live.

01:35:12.000 Like, they buy enormous farms and set up food plots. 1.00

01:35:16.000 Holy shit. 0.99

01:35:17.000 So they're feeding the deer, essentially, with food. 0.99

01:35:19.000 Right.

01:35:19.000 They have alfalfa, like, growing everywhere.

01:35:21.000 Yeah.

01:35:21.000 The deer just are constantly in their area eating.

01:35:24.000 And then they hide in trees and wait until the wind is right.

01:35:28.000 So you don't want, like, a northeast wind that's, like, blowing the wrong way so your scent is going all over the field.

01:35:33.000 You don't want that.

01:35:34.000 So you want to get the right tree stand with the right wind and you sneak in. 0.99

01:35:39.000 On these animals that have been growing, eating your fucking alfalfa for years and years and years, getting jacked and looking good. 0.99

01:35:45.000 And all of a sudden, one day, he's out there eating and thwack! 1.00

01:35:48.000 He feels an arrow goes through his ribcage.

01:35:50.000 Jesus Christ.

01:35:51.000 Yeah.

01:35:52.000 But here's the other ethical dilemma.

01:35:54.000 What?

01:35:54.000 They don't have any predators.

01:35:56.000 I mean, there's occasional mountain lions, occasional coyotes.

01:35:59.000 How are you keeping these populations down?

01:36:01.000 Because the number of car accidents that people have with deer in Iowa alone must be off the charts.

01:36:07.000 We've done this before, right, where we looked at the number of car accidents per year.

01:36:11.000 Isn't it like something bonkers?

01:36:14.000 Yeah.

01:36:15.000 The number of car accidents per year in the United States, it's a crazy number.

01:36:19.000 You ever had a deer run in front of your car?

01:36:21.000 Yes.

01:36:21.000 Dude, it's so scary.

01:36:22.000 It's like they're so fast. 1.00

01:36:24.000 Oh yeah, and they fuck up. 1.00

01:36:25.000 They make bad choices. 1.00

01:36:26.000 Yeah!

01:36:27.000 Especially when you're around here, and it's like November, December, January.

01:36:34.000 Be careful.

01:36:35.000 Because that's when they're horny. 1.00

01:36:36.000 And that's when they're trying to fuck. 1.00

01:36:37.000 And they will run right out into traffic. 1.00

01:36:39.000 And they chase does. 1.00

01:36:41.000 They're chasing does because they're trying to fuck them, and the does don't want to fuck them, so the does will run right into traffic. 1.00

01:36:45.000 It's a romantic movie. 1.00

01:36:46.000 How weird is it that horniness has the exact same component through all species, right?

01:36:53.000 Like a horny human will also run into traffic. 1.00

01:36:57.000 We'll also do stupid shit. 1.00

01:36:59.000 It's so weird. 1.00

01:37:01.000 It really makes you dumb when you're horny. 0.99

01:37:03.000 100%. 0.98

01:37:04.000 According to State Farm, between July 21 and June 22, they're down 5.5% from the previous 1.9 million animal collisions, and 67% of those are deer.

01:37:17.000 202 deaths.

01:37:18.000 So it's like over a million are deer almost.

01:37:20.000 Probably 1.1 or 2 million are deer collisions. 1.00

01:37:22.000 Holy shit, dude. 1.00

01:37:25.000 202 people killed by deer. 1.00

01:37:29.000 That is nuts.

01:37:31.000 My friend Cam Haynes in his hometown, or near his hometown rather, some guy hit a deer with his car and it flew through the air and came through the window and killed the guy behind him.

01:37:45.000 Jesus Christ.

01:37:46.000 Just impaled him in a seat. 0.79

01:37:48.000 Are you liable for that?

01:37:49.000 How could you be?

01:37:50.000 If you ping-ponged a deer?

01:37:52.000 I mean, I'm sure you're in the conversation, because you hit the deer first. 0.99

01:37:57.000 But, you know, if you're on the highway and you hit a deer, whose fucking fault is it? 0.98

01:38:01.000 Like, you can't stop quick enough when you're going 60 miles an hour. 0.98

01:38:06.000 What state do you think is number one?

01:38:08.000 For getting animals hit?

01:38:12.000 Well, you have to think of cars driving a lot through interstates.

01:38:17.000 Kansas?

01:38:18.000 Ohio?

01:38:20.000 Neither are in the top ten.

01:38:21.000 Really?

01:38:22.000 Iowa?

01:38:23.000 Iowa's number ten.

01:38:25.000 Wow.

01:38:25.000 What's number one?

01:38:26.000 West Virginia.

01:38:28.000 Oh, that makes sense.

01:38:30.000 They must be infested in those hills up there.

01:38:32.000 And then Montana.

01:38:33.000 So it's...

01:38:34.000 Dude, that's...

01:38:35.000 Montana's number two? 0.78

01:38:35.000 Yeah. 0.78

01:38:36.000 You could do like a cemetery of just people killed by deer.

01:38:40.000 Yeah.

01:38:40.000 That is...

01:38:42.000 I had no idea, man.

01:38:44.000 That's so creepy. 1.00

01:38:46.000 Yeah, that's fucked. 1.00

01:38:47.000 To think your whole life you're thinking you're going to do a heart attack or old age and a fucking deer is going to slam into you one night. 1.00

01:38:56.000 You get up in the morning and go, you know what? 1.00

01:38:58.000 That's it.

01:38:58.000 No more sugar.

01:38:59.000 I'm cutting sugar out of my diet.

01:39:01.000 I'm going to start taking yoga again.

01:39:03.000 I'm going to find a yoga class. 1.00

01:39:05.000 And then fucking deer through the face. 1.00

01:39:09.000 Look at that, dude. 1.00

01:39:10.000 That's so fucked up. 1.00

01:39:12.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:39:13.000 It happens all the time.

01:39:14.000 And a lot of times when they come through, their guts come through too.

01:39:18.000 So it's not just a deer that comes through.

01:39:20.000 It's like you hit it and then it goes through your windshield and when it goes through your windshield, you're just covered in gore.

01:39:27.000 Covered in gore.

01:39:29.000 And you know what?

01:39:30.000 Okay, so like if we found some statistic for how many nighttime handjobs happen in Ohio when people are driving...

01:39:38.000 Where they get hit by a deer?

01:39:40.000 I'm telling you, a few people are probably... 0.78

01:39:42.000 Why do I say handjobs? 0.75

01:39:43.000 What about head? 0.90

01:39:46.000 You know what?

01:39:48.000 You got me.

01:39:50.000 That's more exciting anyway. 0.99

01:39:51.000 I've gotten more car hand jobs than car blowjobs. 1.00

01:39:55.000 Yeah, I've only gotten a couple of car blowjobs a lifetime. 0.98

01:39:58.000 It's a dangerous operation. 0.98

01:39:59.000 I don't like it.

01:40:00.000 It's not for everybody. 0.85

01:40:01.000 And it's definitely when you're done, you're like, what the fuck is wrong with me?

01:40:05.000 Because if you wreck, they could accidentally clench their teeth.

01:40:10.000 Well, yeah, also, you could wreck.

01:40:12.000 Like, you're not paying attention, you could hit someone. 1.00

01:40:14.000 Like, you fucking selfish prick. 1.00

01:40:16.000 Like, he's gonna bite my dick! 1.00

01:40:22.000 Like, oh my god. 1.00

01:40:24.000 Well, look, man, it's just like...

01:40:25.000 It's just pay attention.

01:40:26.000 You're not supposed to look at your phone while you're driving. 1.00

01:40:27.000 You shouldn't be getting your dick sucked. 1.00

01:40:29.000 You should not be getting your dick sucked. 1.00

01:40:30.000 Don't look at your phone and don't suck... 1.00

01:40:33.000 get your dick sucked. 1.00

01:40:34.000 And don't suck anybody's dick, either. 1.00

01:40:35.000 We're getting old. 1.00

01:40:38.000 We're telling people, don't drink. 0.98

01:40:40.000 Don't drink and don't give car blowjobs. 0.99

01:40:42.000 Don't give your head while you're driving. 0.99

01:40:43.000 What have we turned into?

01:40:45.000 What have we turned into?

01:40:46.000 Santa Claus is a PSYOP! Yeah, Santa Claus is fake.

01:40:49.000 UFO is probably real.

01:40:52.000 How about that?

01:40:54.000 How about that, man?

01:40:55.000 Oh my god.

01:40:56.000 When that guy was talking, when he was explaining that we've retrieved vehicles of non-human origin.

01:41:03.000 And pilots!

01:41:04.000 And pilots.

01:41:05.000 Dude!

01:41:06.000 Yeah.

01:41:07.000 Pilots!

01:41:08.000 Yeah.

01:41:08.000 It is astounding.

01:41:11.000 Military whistlebowler claims U.S. has UFO retrieval program.

01:41:15.000 Air Force veteran David Grush claims the government is covering up UFOs.

01:41:19.000 Grush claims he has seen evidence of a secret crash retrieval program.

01:41:23.000 He alleges the U.S. has even retrieved bodies from other species.

01:41:28.000 That lady looks like an alien. 1.00

01:41:29.000 A little bit like a hot, older alien. 0.59

01:41:31.000 She wants to tell you that you're making big mistakes, Duncan.

01:41:34.000 Yeah.

01:41:35.000 You're making mistakes.

01:41:36.000 You can come to Alpha Centiculi with me.

01:41:39.000 That'd be wild if aliens look like her. 1.00

01:41:41.000 You have like a hot Sigourney Weaver in her prime alien that comes to visit you. 1.00

01:41:46.000 Please.

01:41:47.000 That would be the best.

01:41:48.000 Like Sigourney Weaver from Alien.

01:41:51.000 Amazing.

01:41:52.000 Oh my god.

01:41:53.000 You know people don't talk about that when they talk about like female heroes of major blockbuster films like That's the big one.

01:42:05.000 Sigourney Weaver in Alien, that's the big one.

01:42:08.000 Because you believe every second of it.

01:42:12.000 It is completely inconsequential that she's a woman in that movie.

01:42:16.000 That's Aliens.

01:42:17.000 It starts getting sketchy.

01:42:18.000 I liked Aliens.

01:42:20.000 Aliens is cool.

01:42:21.000 Here's the problem with Aliens.

01:42:22.000 Why are they so hard to kill in Alien, but so easy to kill in Aliens?

01:42:28.000 They got better weapons. 0.99

01:42:29.000 And then the big mama can't deal with the fucking slow-moving mechanical robot thing. 1.00

01:42:35.000 Get the fuck outta here. 1.00

01:42:36.000 Yeah, you're totally right. 1.00

01:42:37.000 Fuck outta here. 1.00

01:42:38.000 The first thing was indestructible. 1.00

01:42:42.000 Yes.

01:42:42.000 Clever.

01:42:43.000 There was no hope.

01:42:44.000 Clever.

01:42:44.000 It was just the opposite of humanity.

01:42:48.000 It hid in the escape capsule.

01:42:51.000 Yeah.

01:42:52.000 Brilliant. 0.98

01:42:52.000 Remember, she has to kill it and shoot it out into space? 0.98

01:42:55.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.99

01:42:55.000 Bro. 0.99

01:42:57.000 Okay, here is a nerdy breakdown of Alien that I heard, which is really interesting, which is horror movies.

01:43:05.000 I think this is like Robert McKee.

01:43:07.000 He teaches about writing scripts.

01:43:10.000 Horror movies follow this very predictable pattern.

01:43:13.000 And there are all these things that are across the board in horror movies.

01:43:19.000 And one of them is you can't call your mom.

01:43:22.000 So, you know, and what was the name of the ship in Alien?

01:43:26.000 Mother.

01:43:27.000 Yeah.

01:43:28.000 And so, like, there's all these, like, recurring, like, archetypical things that pop up in horror movies that freak people out.

01:43:35.000 Big one is you can't call mommy anymore.

01:43:37.000 You're like, yeah, yeah.

01:43:39.000 So you kind of get that in there.

01:43:40.000 It's so creepy.

01:43:45.000 It's so creepy that We're at this time where all this UFO information is coming out, but yet people are still very reluctant to buy into it or even give it attention.

01:43:58.000 It's interesting.

01:43:59.000 It's interesting.

01:43:59.000 People are like, can't be bothered.

01:44:02.000 Dude.

01:44:02.000 Can't be bothered.

01:44:03.000 Listen, because I'm obsessed with it, it's the reaction when you start telling someone, you know, there's...

01:44:13.000 Now seemingly credible evidence that we have alien spaceships and to watch them be like, okay.

01:44:22.000 It's so weird.

01:44:23.000 Dude, and it's so weird that like...

01:44:26.000 Now it's getting picked up by the mainstream media, but there was this insane pause.

01:44:32.000 It went nowhere.

01:44:39.000 Isn't this, if this is true, the most astounding thing in human history?

01:44:46.000 It's the most astounding thing.

01:44:48.000 It's the most astounding thing.

01:44:50.000 Because it's the thing that everybody has always wondered.

01:44:52.000 Are we alone?

01:44:54.000 Not only are we not alone, but some people know we're not alone and they're not sharing it with everybody else because they want to profit.

01:45:02.000 Yeah.

01:45:03.000 Because they want to back-engineer these things, because they want it for national security reasons, because they want to protect us from the possibility that China gets this technology or Russia gets this technology and then everybody has spaceships.

01:45:17.000 But you're not the decider.

01:45:21.000 You don't get to decide whether or not human beings go from cradle to the grave without information that you have that would literally change the way we think about the universe itself.

01:45:32.000 Like, for you to hold on to that because you want to win? 0.99

01:45:37.000 Get the fuck out of here. 0.74

01:45:39.000 And if some sort of defense contractors are actually involved in this... 0.96

01:45:44.000 I mean, they can't...

01:45:48.000 I don't know anything about what I'm talking about.

01:45:51.000 But when you say the government...

01:45:55.000 Oh, the government's back-engineering UFOs.

01:45:57.000 When you say the government's building secret hypersonic ships that defy visual...

01:46:06.000 You can't take photos of them.

01:46:09.000 You can't take videos of them.

01:46:10.000 They fly through the sky at insane rates of speed.

01:46:13.000 Who's making that?

01:46:14.000 It's not them.

01:46:15.000 What do you mean the government?

01:46:16.000 What do you mean?

01:46:17.000 They don't have the capability to construct those things.

01:46:18.000 You have to go to defense contractors.

01:46:20.000 Right.

01:46:20.000 You have to go to the people that make those things.

01:46:21.000 Yeah, of course.

01:46:22.000 Like, buddy, why you got to do it by yourself?

01:46:24.000 Listen, I know you don't trust us because we're not the government, but listen, we work together here.

01:46:30.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:46:31.000 We're going to shut the fuck up, too. 0.99

01:46:32.000 Everybody will shut the fuck up when we make this thing. 1.00

01:46:35.000 Right. 1.00

01:46:35.000 Come on, you're going to fuck it up and then China's going to win. 1.00

01:46:37.000 Like, hey, got a good point. 0.99

01:46:39.000 Got a good point, guys.

01:46:40.000 Let's all get together.

01:46:41.000 So if you have a spaceship from another planet, I do not think that if you're actively trying to back-engineer that thing that you're not going to involve defense contractors.

01:46:53.000 You're not going to involve people that make jets?

01:46:58.000 You're not going to bring them in?

01:47:00.000 No, you have to.

01:47:00.000 Of course.

01:47:02.000 A hundred percent.

01:47:03.000 So then it becomes a thing with them.

01:47:07.000 Imagine them holding on to that.

01:47:09.000 This is their responsibility.

01:47:11.000 We have the information that would literally change mankind.

01:47:14.000 I have to lie to my mom.

01:47:16.000 You're sitting there having a whiskey with the guys after work.

01:47:19.000 I've got to lie to my mom.

01:47:20.000 My mom wants to believe that aliens are real. 0.99

01:47:22.000 I'm like, come on, mom. 1.00

01:47:23.000 It's all bullshit. 0.99

01:47:24.000 Meanwhile, I'm looking at alien spacecrafts seven days a week. 0.99

01:47:29.000 What are we doing, guys?

01:47:30.000 And all the implications of that. 0.99

01:47:33.000 The spaceships are the tip of the fucking iceberg. 0.98

01:47:37.000 We don't know motivation. 0.99

01:47:41.000 Assuming all of this stuff is real, now the question is, well, what do they fucking want?

01:47:47.000 Well, there's all this talk of multiple species, too. 0.92

01:47:50.000 So when we say they, it's like, which ones are we talking about? 0.95

01:47:53.000 Because if you want to go into the motherfucking rabbit hole, if you're going to go deep in the rabbit hole, there's multiple things. 0.97

01:48:02.000 There's like the greys that everybody talks about. 0.99

01:48:05.000 And there's another thing called the tall whites.

01:48:08.000 People have described them.

01:48:10.000 They almost look like Scandinavian or something like that.

01:48:13.000 Like pale skin. 0.97

01:48:15.000 Are these the Nords?

01:48:16.000 Yes.

01:48:17.000 Okay, yeah.

01:48:18.000 That's...

01:48:19.000 And they think that there's different, like, some alien life is probably, you know, 100,000 years ahead of us, 700,000 years ahead of us, a million years ahead of us.

01:48:32.000 But some alien life is probably millions and millions of years ahead of us. 0.99

01:48:37.000 They probably don't want to fuck with us anymore. 0.98

01:48:39.000 But I bet the intermediate classes, I bet they're like the watchdogs for the universe, to make sure that intelligence reaches that crescendo. 0.99

01:48:48.000 That it reaches that moment where you can join the intergalactic hive of minds.

01:48:56.000 The moment where all the barbaric instincts of our primate DNA are expunged.

01:49:02.000 We don't have any of that anymore.

01:49:04.000 And the civilization reaches some insane harmony with the very universe itself.

01:49:09.000 Right.

01:49:10.000 That's probably where it goes if you don't blow yourself up.

01:49:15.000 But I think anytime there's a hiccup, we go way back to as barbaric as possible and it takes forever for things to relax.

01:49:24.000 And you're seeing a microcosm of that with COVID. It's what's accelerated all these different social movements.

01:49:33.000 It's what's accelerated all these different people that are what they would call activists.

01:49:38.000 It's accelerated all this.

01:49:40.000 It's this insane like pause in civilization and then there's this sort of like rapid desire to claim ground and to reformulate and re-change and re-imagine and restructure.

01:49:57.000 And the government's gonna try to get involved, and social groups are gonna try to get involved.

01:50:01.000 There's a money grab, and then there's donations, and you find out that some of the people that are involved in the organization are buying mansions.

01:50:07.000 They're like, don't worry about this mansion, I'm out here doing good work.

01:50:11.000 There's so much of that. 0.98

01:50:13.000 But I think that's a microcosm of what probably happened when the fucking asteroid slammed into us. 0.97

01:50:20.000 I think when civilization got wiped out, I really believe that it was the worst of the worst. 0.99

01:50:27.000 And that's why we have such horrible instincts.

01:50:30.000 I think we're just not far enough removed from that to get it, like, strung out of your DNA. Yeah.

01:50:38.000 And if you look at, like, Pinker's work, if you look at any of these people that are studying crime and violence over time, like, if you just...

01:50:45.000 I know about anecdotal experiences, I know about your own personal life, but you've got to set that aside for a moment and just look at overall.

01:50:53.000 Yeah.

01:50:54.000 It's getting lower and lower all the time.

01:50:56.000 It's always going lower.

01:50:58.000 Except for like weird blips and war.

01:51:02.000 It's always going lower.

01:51:03.000 Less crime.

01:51:04.000 We're trying to figure it out. 0.99

01:51:05.000 But if something goes fucking psycho. 0.99

01:51:07.000 Right. 0.99

01:51:09.000 Shaboom! 1.00

01:51:09.000 If Putin says, fuck you! 1.00

01:51:11.000 If Putin really does have cancer and just fucking America! 1.00

01:51:14.000 Fuck yeah! 1.00

01:51:15.000 And then we go back to the worst of the worst. 1.00

01:51:19.000 And it takes a long time.

01:51:21.000 Long, long, long time to get to where we are now.

01:51:26.000 It takes 10,000 years.

01:51:28.000 It takes 10,000 years to get to the place that we've claimed right now.

01:51:33.000 And we can stop this in its tracks.

01:51:36.000 It is possible.

01:51:38.000 The forces that are moving this country in the wrong direction, this terrifying direction, they have power because we've voted them in.

01:51:48.000 That's a real thing.

01:51:49.000 And if you don't vote them in anymore, and then the person you vote in has courage, Things can change.

01:51:56.000 And if people demand it, things can change. 0.98

01:51:59.000 But they have to fucking demand it. 0.99

01:52:00.000 Right. 0.99

01:52:01.000 So then they have to pay attention.

01:52:02.000 And that's a problem.

01:52:03.000 Right.

01:52:04.000 Yeah.

01:52:04.000 Because you get headlines like that.

01:52:06.000 You get headlines like that fucking Al Pacino thing. 1.00

01:52:09.000 Right. 1.00

01:52:09.000 They're just lying. 1.00

01:52:10.000 They're just trying to get clicks.

01:52:12.000 That's why CNN is dangerous.

01:52:14.000 That's why CNN is dangerous.

01:52:16.000 Because CNN, with their biased reporting, the way they communicate things, people don't trust the news anymore.

01:52:24.000 Right.

01:52:24.000 That's what freaks people out now.

01:52:27.000 Okay.

01:52:27.000 They don't know who to trust anymore, so there's this chaos state where people are very uncertain about sources of information.

01:52:35.000 And you know what?

01:52:35.000 I must say, that is a good thing.

01:52:38.000 Like, I think that the weird voodoo that has fallen upon so many people believing that what's in your phone, what you're looking at, is a reflection of truth It's really bad.

01:52:53.000 Like if you want to talk about- The problem is that sometimes it is.

01:52:55.000 Well, yeah, I mean, but you- That's the problem.

01:52:57.000 The job is you have to discern one from the other. 0.98

01:53:01.000 The idea with educating people wasn't like teach them how to do fucking algebra. 0.97

01:53:06.000 It was like teach them how to be rational. 0.96

01:53:08.000 Separate truth from non-truth because the moment people are incapable of doing that, then they become susceptible to con artistry at the highest level.

01:53:17.000 And the moment that happens, you get all the awful events that have happened throughout history.

01:53:21.000 So the problem is, man, this replication of reality.

01:53:27.000 We're getting second-hand, no matter what it is, if you're watching TV or you're looking at your phone or whatever, you're getting second-hand digitized reality.

01:53:35.000 You've taken...

01:53:36.000 Fundamental truth, which is nature, and you've converted into some kind of warped digital representation of it.

01:53:44.000 And so the more you are sort of harmonizing with that, the less you're harmonizing with just basic fundamental truth.

01:53:51.000 You go outside, you look at the trees, you hear the birds, you know what season it is.

01:53:58.000 That's real.

01:53:59.000 That's not misinformation.

01:54:00.000 That's just fundamentally true. 0.99

01:54:03.000 But we've become separated from that by many, many layers of bullshit. 0.99

01:54:08.000 And you're right. 0.98

01:54:09.000 And so now what do we have?

01:54:10.000 We have people who are terrified.

01:54:13.000 Have you heard the term fear-American?

01:54:16.000 If you're American. 0.95

01:54:17.000 Yeah, like Americans go to other countries and they're all fucking freaked out.

01:54:21.000 And just completely anxiety-ridden because of the connection to world events or a reality tunnel that's being presented to them by... 0.81

01:54:34.000 Wizards who are getting gold from the alchemists.

01:54:39.000 That's basically what's happening is the alchemy guild is paying the media wizards and the media wizards are like casting a spell on everyone to believe this very specific Reality tunnel.

01:54:50.000 That is not real.

01:54:52.000 And if it is temporary, the very best is temporarily real.

01:54:55.000 But it's warped.

01:54:57.000 It's just slightly distorted.

01:54:59.000 That's the problem.

01:55:00.000 It's like something in there is true.

01:55:01.000 But it's been distorted in this bizarre way by the media wizards. 0.97

01:55:05.000 And now everyone has like lost track of the basic human ability that has to be cultivated to detect bullshit. 0.94

01:55:14.000 Like you need to grow that in yourself. 0.91

01:55:16.000 You need to be able to look at anything.

01:55:18.000 And think, I don't think this is true.

01:55:20.000 Where did this come from?

01:55:21.000 Who's, like, every time something pops up, you're very good about it on your podcast, by the way.

01:55:25.000 You, like, point it out, like, wait, what did you say?

01:55:28.000 And then you look it up.

01:55:30.000 And then if it's not true, you admit, you were hoodwinked.

01:55:33.000 And you're like, yeah, but that's not happening with most people. 0.97

01:55:37.000 They're just reading the fucking thing and they're not researching it. 0.99

01:55:40.000 And my God, that is how you get pickpocketed, man. 1.00

01:55:44.000 That's how you get...

01:55:47.000 That's the worst predicament to find yourself in.

01:55:51.000 That's such a great way of pointing it out.

01:55:52.000 That's exactly what it's like.

01:55:53.000 You're being mentally pickpocketed.

01:55:55.000 Yeah, man. 0.97

01:55:55.000 And you're being warped and manipulated. 0.97

01:55:59.000 In social psychology...

01:56:01.000 One of the weird problems of having a human brain is we remember information.

01:56:05.000 We don't remember the source. 0.97

01:56:07.000 So if I could just give you some bullshit information, you will forget I told it to you in a hot tub when my eyes were dilated and I was just like rambling about something. 0.97

01:56:19.000 You might accidentally remember that truth is truth because you forgot the source. 0.99

01:56:24.000 And so your brain spits it out.

01:56:26.000 It's like, yeah, this is reality. 1.00

01:56:27.000 You don't know that that got implanted into you by someone who wanted you to buy shit. 0.99

01:56:39.000 You can't remember that. 1.00

01:56:40.000 What a great rant.

01:56:41.000 Sorry, man.

01:56:41.000 I feel like I have- That was amazing.

01:56:43.000 Do you have boogers? 0.98

01:56:43.000 Do you have snot coming out of my nose? 0.98

01:56:44.000 Can you see?

01:56:45.000 No, I don't see anything.

01:56:46.000 Okay, good.

01:56:46.000 Do you need a tissue?

01:56:47.000 No, it's gone.

01:56:48.000 I just was getting erotic about it. 1.00

01:56:49.000 You don't want to, like, be rambling about fucking aliens at pharmaceutical companies with a nasty fucking- That just makes you more human, Duncan. 1.00

01:56:57.000 I hope I am. 1.00

01:56:59.000 Yeah.

01:57:01.000 It all- I feel like- It's all, like, a real example of why we need regulation in that regard.

01:57:09.000 Like, you need a government oversight that is completely objective, that's not influenced by money.

01:57:16.000 Yeah.

01:57:16.000 That decides what people can and can't say.

01:57:19.000 Like, what are the odds?

01:57:20.000 Like, let's just get crazy.

01:57:21.000 Like, if CNN is the news, what are the odds that CNN would publish an honest investigative discovery into vaccine injuries?

01:57:33.000 It would be amazing if they did.

01:57:34.000 Could you imagine them being able to do that?

01:57:38.000 I could see in a strategy meeting, as they're trying to get the network back up to snuff, somebody being like, what if we do this?

01:57:46.000 And then there's money involved, and then I could see suddenly, like, maybe at some point...

01:57:51.000 But the money involved is from the ads.

01:57:54.000 Right.

01:57:55.000 It would have to go subscription-based or something.

01:57:57.000 You have to go back to CNN Plus.

01:57:59.000 We're reviving CNN Plus to do real journalism.

01:58:02.000 Dude, I loved CNN Plus.

01:58:03.000 Did you?

01:58:03.000 No!

01:58:04.000 I never fucking watched! 0.99

01:58:06.000 No one has ever said that! 0.99

01:58:09.000 You're like, Brian Stelter has the best book club.

01:58:14.000 CNN plus definitely like, you know, like at least like the whatever Fox's subsidiary was.

01:58:21.000 I think that's still available and works.

01:58:23.000 They showed Roseanne Barr's stand-up comedy special on Fox Nation.

01:58:27.000 Yeah, on Fox Nation.

01:58:28.000 Is that what it is?

01:58:28.000 Is it called Fox Nation?

01:58:29.000 Yeah, Fox Nation.

01:58:31.000 And I'll admit, man, I came close to...

01:58:33.000 Subscribing?

01:58:34.000 Only because like I like to watch Lifetime movies.

01:58:37.000 Do you ever watch Lifetime movies?

01:58:40.000 They don't have them on Fox Nation.

01:58:41.000 Please tell me that's not true.

01:58:42.000 No, they don't have Lifetime movies.

01:58:43.000 Fox Nation seemed like a Lifetime movie because they're really veering towards conservative, hyper-moralistic sort of- Christian values. 0.97

01:58:55.000 Christian values.

01:58:56.000 That's the antidote.

01:58:58.000 But turning the volume up too high on that creates inadvertent comedy. 0.99

01:59:02.000 And so I was like, fuck, man, I want to watch that. 0.99

01:59:05.000 You know what I mean? 0.99

01:59:05.000 That's going to be really funny to watch. 0.99

01:59:08.000 That's a great thing to watch on Mushrooms.

01:59:10.000 Watch that on Mushrooms.

01:59:11.000 Oh my god.

01:59:12.000 It looks so insane.

01:59:13.000 I used to watch OAN. What's that?

01:59:17.000 America's News Network.

01:59:18.000 Is that what it is?

01:59:19.000 I never watched that one.

01:59:20.000 What was that one that they had?

01:59:22.000 Was it OAN? Yeah.

01:59:25.000 I know.

01:59:26.000 I said it totally wrong.

01:59:27.000 It's One American News.

01:59:29.000 One American News.

01:59:29.000 What is that?

01:59:30.000 It's that.

01:59:31.000 It's that.

01:59:32.000 It's like turned up to 11's Trumpism turned up to 12. Yeah.

01:59:36.000 Is it?

01:59:37.000 Would you describe it?

01:59:38.000 It's very much a right-wing channel.

01:59:40.000 Dude, I think you need to take dips in all the propaganda.

01:59:45.000 It's a far-right pro-Trump cable news channel founded by Robert Herring, Sr. Here's the real problem.

01:59:54.000 With any of those things, it's hard to find a good anchor.

01:59:58.000 Very hard.

01:59:58.000 Finding someone that can tell you what's going on where you don't want to stab them.

02:00:02.000 Yeah, dude.

02:00:03.000 It's hard.

02:00:04.000 Really hard. 0.99

02:00:05.000 A lot of those people are fucking super annoying. 0.99

02:00:07.000 Like, the way they communicate is annoying. 1.00

02:00:09.000 Well, dude, you know, they have to read a fucking teleprompter, right? 0.99

02:00:13.000 So it's like they're basically like automatons who have to... 0.99

02:00:16.000 And they're scared to lose their job.

02:00:17.000 Of course.

02:00:18.000 They just fired Don Lemon. 1.00

02:00:20.000 They fucking fired him. 0.99

02:00:21.000 The smartest, most talented guy in all of broadcasting. 0.99

02:00:23.000 And he can't make it.

02:00:25.000 We're all on the chopping block. 0.99

02:00:27.000 Dude, let me tell you, man, the fucking day they cut canned lemon, a quiver went through everyone at CNN. Like, Jesus fucking Christ, we're all in danger here. 0.99

02:00:37.000 They got rid of lemon. 1.00

02:00:38.000 They plucked the lemon from the tree and they left this void.

02:00:41.000 Now what?

02:00:42.000 How do you replace lemon?

02:00:44.000 Well, they don't have any stars anymore, right?

02:00:47.000 Do they have Blitzer?

02:00:48.000 Who's exciting about it?

02:00:49.000 Is he still on that?

02:00:51.000 Wolf Blitzer.

02:00:52.000 Blitzer.

02:00:53.000 What a great name.

02:00:54.000 Best name ever.

02:00:55.000 Wolf Blitzer.

02:00:56.000 Wolf Blitzer. 0.99

02:00:57.000 Sounds like a guy should be in a fucking 1940s World War II movie. 0.99

02:01:00.000 I know. 0.99

02:01:00.000 No, dude. 0.99

02:01:01.000 Wolf Blitzer.

02:01:02.000 Wolf Blitzer! 0.85

02:01:03.000 Leading America to victory.

02:01:05.000 Come on, boys!

02:01:06.000 Pain don't hurt.

02:01:07.000 Yes, Commander Blitzer!

02:01:09.000 Like a Patrick Swayze type character. 1.00

02:01:11.000 Lindsey Graham wants us to kill Russians! 0.99

02:01:13.000 Best money we ever spent. 1.00

02:01:15.000 Best money we ever spent.

02:01:17.000 Yeah, he's still there.

02:01:18.000 He's been there since 1990. Ah, that's my Blitzer!

02:01:20.000 Wolfie! 1.00

02:01:20.000 What's up, baby? 1.00

02:01:22.000 Look at the hair on that bastard. 1.00

02:01:24.000 Lucky. 1.00

02:01:24.000 Fucking devil. 1.00

02:01:26.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:01:26.000 Beautiful salt and pepper hair, slick back, you know, receding a little, but dignified. 1.00

02:01:31.000 Dude, that's incredible hair.

02:01:32.000 Blitzer has great hair.

02:01:33.000 He's got a great beard.

02:01:34.000 Look at his beard.

02:01:36.000 That's...

02:01:36.000 Good looking fella.

02:01:37.000 Someone does that for him.

02:01:38.000 Great name.

02:01:39.000 Wolf Blitzer.

02:01:40.000 Oh, yeah.

02:01:40.000 He's well-coiffed.

02:01:41.000 He's a star.

02:01:42.000 He's been there since 1990. I got no problems with him.

02:01:44.000 He's the blue that keeps CNN together.

02:01:45.000 I don't mind Blitzer.

02:01:46.000 I can't remember.

02:01:47.000 I feel like... 0.99

02:01:48.000 I don't remember the last time I watched Blitzer, but there was something about him I liked when I was watching that shit. 0.99

02:01:56.000 Well, he seemed a little... 0.99

02:01:57.000 He was questioning things.

02:02:00.000 Yeah.

02:02:00.000 The way he would talk to people.

02:02:01.000 He seemed like he was actually doing a little bit of journalism there.

02:02:04.000 Yeah.

02:02:05.000 So many times and you see people like...

02:02:07.000 Did you ever see the Biden-Don Lemon conversation?

02:02:12.000 No.

02:02:13.000 It's bananas.

02:02:14.000 Because it's Don Lemon trying...

02:02:17.000 First of all, Don Lemon is a fairly catty fellow, right?

02:02:22.000 Very.

02:02:23.000 It seems like...

02:02:25.000 If he didn't like that guy, if that was Donald Trump and he was talking that way, he would have jumped all over him.

02:02:33.000 Right.

02:02:33.000 But he's letting Joe Biden ramble and just go off and forget what he's talking about.

02:02:40.000 Did he get the vaccine?

02:02:42.000 Yeah, it works.

02:02:44.000 And then I was telling people.

02:02:46.000 It's a wild stream of consciousness.

02:02:50.000 I can't wait to see it.

02:02:51.000 Like, Biden losing his place, you know, sometimes he loses his place.

02:02:54.000 Yeah.

02:02:54.000 He does it with Don Lemon, and Don Lemon is there just like, like a curator of a child that was just given some psychoactive drugs and they're bouncing off the walls.

02:03:05.000 You just have to watch! 0.99

02:03:07.000 Dude, I probably gave him a fucking stomach ulcer. 1.00

02:03:10.000 Watch this. 1.00

02:03:10.000 Yeah, to not be able to call it out. 1.00

02:03:13.000 But also, it's like, If this was anybody else, so if you're a journalist, are you a journalist?

02:03:21.000 Are you a human being that is the mouthpiece of America?

02:03:24.000 Are you a human being that is there observing some pretty strange behavior?

02:03:29.000 And you'd want to expand on that.

02:03:32.000 What are you saying?

02:03:33.000 Why are you saying it that way?

02:03:34.000 What is happening to you?

02:03:36.000 Are you okay?

02:03:37.000 Can you think clearly?

02:03:39.000 If this was the opposition...

02:03:41.000 See, this is the thing about having anchors that are so...

02:03:44.000 You're gonna have anchors that have opinions, always.

02:03:46.000 Everybody has opinions.

02:03:47.000 But to have an anchor that's so clearly, so rigidly one-sided...

02:03:51.000 So watch this.

02:03:52.000 Play this.

02:03:53.000 Are you okay?

02:03:54.000 I mean, you seem...

02:03:56.000 No, it works.

02:03:56.000 Or, you know, or the mom and dad.

02:04:00.000 Or the neighbor.

02:04:02.000 Or when you...

02:04:03.000 When you go to church or when you're...

02:04:04.000 No, I really mean it.

02:04:06.000 There are trusted interlocutors.

02:04:08.000 Think of the people.

02:04:09.000 If your kid wanted to find out whether or not there were...

02:04:14.000 There's a man on the moon or whatever, you know, something.

02:04:18.000 Or, you know, whether those aliens are here or not.

02:04:21.000 You know, who are the people they talk to beyond the kids who love talking about it? 1.00

02:04:25.000 Talk to me, bitch. 1.00

02:04:27.000 I got the answers. 1.00

02:04:28.000 That guy sounds like us.

02:04:30.000 He sounds like us after a couple of hits of laughing gas.

02:04:32.000 Dude, no.

02:04:33.000 Like Joey's weed?

02:04:34.000 No, man, that's elder abuse, man.

02:04:36.000 That's like, you know, that's kind of like, when that's happening, you're gonna go, okay, dad, okay, okay, we're going to sleep.

02:04:44.000 Or edibles.

02:04:45.000 I'd like to think he's on edibles.

02:04:46.000 Dude, I don't know. 0.98

02:04:47.000 I'd like to think this whole thing is just so ridiculous to him. 1.00

02:04:50.000 He can't believe his son has fucking dropped his laptop off at a fucking repair shop filled with all sorts of evidence of crimes and dick porn, feet porn, chaos. 1.00

02:05:01.000 Chaos. 1.00

02:05:02.000 Chaos.

02:05:03.000 Running amok.

02:05:04.000 Running amok.

02:05:05.000 Running amok.

02:05:06.000 His kid is just going wild.

02:05:09.000 Look at that.

02:05:10.000 Measuring coke.

02:05:11.000 Fresh off the CIA plane.

02:05:13.000 I like how he measures it, though.

02:05:14.000 Smart.

02:05:15.000 Even though he's, like, doing crack, he's like, let me make sure I don't overdose.

02:05:18.000 Yeah, I mean...

02:05:18.000 I've got, like, a lot of money going on here.

02:05:20.000 Right, yeah.

02:05:20.000 You know, I mean, if my dad dies...

02:05:21.000 It's very presidential, the way he weighs crack.

02:05:24.000 I mean, if my dad dies, I get a good sum.

02:05:26.000 It's like a succession thing.

02:05:27.000 Yeah.

02:05:27.000 Like the show's succession?

02:05:28.000 Yeah.

02:05:28.000 Do you watch it?

02:05:29.000 I got into it, and it was so intense, I stopped watching it.

02:05:34.000 I was absorbed into it, and then it was like, man, I can't do this every night.

02:05:36.000 It's really good.

02:05:37.000 It's so good.

02:05:38.000 It's really good.

02:05:39.000 It's a really, really good show, and it ends amazing.

02:05:42.000 Bravo.

02:05:43.000 Bravo to the ending, I just want to say.

02:05:45.000 It's the best ending of any series I've ever watched.

02:05:48.000 Even The Sopranos, I get what they were doing, but at the end I'm like, really?

02:05:53.000 I didn't finish The Sopranos either?

02:05:54.000 The last episode of The Sopranos was kind of like, I get what he's doing.

02:05:57.000 I get it.

02:05:58.000 You can't fault him. 1.00

02:05:59.000 The fucking show was just genius. 0.99

02:06:01.000 You can't have a bad word to say about one episode that I didn't enjoy. 1.00

02:06:04.000 The show was amazing. 0.99

02:06:06.000 They literally made a psychopath Hero yeah, he was our guy we wanted Tony Soprano was the fucking man. 0.99

02:06:16.000 He had some He had enough moral fiber. 0.98

02:06:20.000 Yeah, that we accepted him right and It was attractive that he was that guy. 0.97

02:06:24.000 He's this fat guy. 0.99

02:06:25.000 He's banging hot chicks. 1.00

02:06:26.000 Yeah and coke and he's running the mob Yeah, it's great. 0.98

02:06:29.000 I mean the episodes I saw it's fucking great and the end they're just sitting there and this guy seems to be paying attention to them and Oh really?

02:06:39.000 Yeah. 0.97

02:06:39.000 And the idea is that the guy killed them. 0.97

02:06:41.000 No shit. 1.00

02:06:42.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:06:43.000 So we're all hanging out here.

02:06:47.000 And that's the end.

02:06:49.000 The car parks.

02:06:50.000 That's amazing!

02:06:51.000 That's a cool ending!

02:06:59.000 They're all eating onion rings.

02:07:02.000 These people get out of the car and they start running.

02:07:06.000 Oh, that's the daughter.

02:07:07.000 She comes and sits down.

02:07:08.000 That's right.

02:07:10.000 No spinoffs.

02:07:12.000 That's it.

02:07:12.000 Don't stop.

02:07:13.000 Bam.

02:07:13.000 Just stops.

02:07:14.000 Wow.

02:07:15.000 He's looking at somebody.

02:07:16.000 That's so genius.

02:07:17.000 That's so cool.

02:07:17.000 Looking at somebody.

02:07:18.000 About to get riddled by bullets.

02:07:20.000 Whoa, that's so cool. 1.00

02:07:25.000 Man, fuck. 1.00

02:07:27.000 That's amazing. 1.00

02:07:27.000 Imagine living that life. 1.00

02:07:28.000 You're probably just waiting for the day with someone.

02:07:30.000 Yeah. 0.97

02:07:31.000 You killed so many people. 0.91

02:07:32.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:07:33.000 You've done so many horrible things. 1.00

02:07:34.000 Yeah, it's so fucked up, man. 1.00

02:07:36.000 Just think about that. 1.00

02:07:37.000 Think of, like, not to get back to the Ukraine thing, but think, like, being fucking Putin. 1.00

02:07:43.000 How fucked up that feels, man, to, like, every day. 1.00

02:07:46.000 What a rotten fucking day you're having. 1.00

02:07:49.000 I mean, this is the thing, man. 1.00

02:07:51.000 It's like with Biden, with Putin, all these people, they're too old.

02:07:57.000 Give them a – like, they need to – it's like they're sucked into something they can't get out of.

02:08:02.000 They all have their various maladies.

02:08:05.000 And somehow we're letting that happen.

02:08:07.000 Like, globally, we're letting people who are clearly not okay up here, who are clearly, like – Imagine you walk into a 7-Eleven and you see some old dude talking like Biden was talking to Don Lemon.

02:08:26.000 If you didn't stop and say, hey, are you okay?

02:08:29.000 What's going on with you? 1.00

02:08:31.000 You would be like an asshole. 1.00

02:08:33.000 That's someone you help. 1.00

02:08:34.000 Not someone you put into a fucking job that melts people half your age down. 1.00

02:08:42.000 Melts people. 1.00

02:08:45.000 Melts people. 1.00

02:08:46.000 Where's the fucking compassion for this old man who needs to be enjoying the last years? 1.00

02:08:53.000 I'm having this discussion while I'm wearing I didn't realize that I am too! 0.99

02:08:59.000 But what are their options?

02:09:02.000 That's the problem.

02:09:03.000 What are their options?

02:09:04.000 They have a vice president that seems like she's not the best at it. 0.99

02:09:09.000 And then who is on the horizon?

02:09:11.000 Who's going to take that spot?

02:09:13.000 Who's going to take that leadership position?

02:09:15.000 Who's there that makes sense?

02:09:17.000 The option is just start telling the truth.

02:09:20.000 But that's not going to happen with them.

02:09:22.000 So what they want to do is win and they want to stay in power.

02:09:26.000 And they can even justify that by saying that we are going to do the overall good.

02:09:31.000 We have great ideas about social justice.

02:09:34.000 We have great ideas about reshaping the economy and making things more fair.

02:09:38.000 And, you know, they've got some good points.

02:09:42.000 It's not like the liberals don't have things that I agree with.

02:09:45.000 I agree with most of what they say.

02:09:49.000 Most of the ideas, like the civil ideas.

02:09:52.000 Like what?

02:09:53.000 Most of the things about equality.

02:09:56.000 Most of the things about like the idea that there's like real income inequality in this country.

02:10:01.000 It's real.

02:10:03.000 And it's kind of creepy.

02:10:05.000 And there's a source.

02:10:07.000 And the source is opportunity. 0.98

02:10:10.000 And if we don't create opportunity for these people that live in these horrible places, then we don't give a fuck about them. 0.97

02:10:16.000 And then if we wonder why there's so much crime, we wonder why there's so much violence. 0.89

02:10:19.000 And then you have to wonder, is there an industry that's based around making sure that people stay criminals?

02:10:27.000 Well, there is.

02:10:28.000 Prison industrial complex.

02:10:29.000 It's a real thing.

02:10:30.000 They need prisoners.

02:10:31.000 And then you find out that prison guards unions lobbied to keep marijuana illegal.

02:10:36.000 You're like, what?

02:10:37.000 Because they want more people in their prison. 0.57

02:10:39.000 They want to lock people up so they can make money.

02:10:43.000 Right.

02:10:44.000 It's crazy.

02:10:46.000 Vampirism.

02:10:46.000 So the liberals are right on a lot of these.

02:10:48.000 I just think they're wrong in the approach. 0.94

02:10:50.000 I think the approach is not to just exonerate people and let people out of jail and let fucking chaos ensue and defund the police. 0.58

02:10:56.000 I think the approach is to start dumping money into the cities. 0.73

02:11:00.000 Start figuring out how to set up community centers.

02:11:02.000 Start figuring out how to get people healthy food.

02:11:05.000 Start figuring out how to protect people from gang violence.

02:11:08.000 In fact, maybe have more police so that the police can prevent people from getting shot and killed so they feel safe in their community.

02:11:15.000 But you have to get better police.

02:11:17.000 So you need more money for training, more money for funding, more money for salary, and make them feel like a respected, appreciated part of the community, and then have oversight over them.

02:11:26.000 Make sure that the people that have oversight over them are good people.

02:11:29.000 Good people exist.

02:11:31.000 They're out there.

02:11:32.000 We're mostly good.

02:11:34.000 Human beings, I think, are mostly good.

02:11:36.000 Fundamentally good.

02:11:37.000 Fundamentally good.

02:11:38.000 But we get covered up by defense mechanisms.

02:11:40.000 That's the problem.

02:11:40.000 That fundamental goodness is covered up and warped by defense mechanisms and confused motivations.

02:11:46.000 I mean, fuck. 1.00

02:11:46.000 That's the saddest part. 1.00

02:11:49.000 When you say they want to win...

02:11:51.000 Their idea of winning isn't even winning.

02:11:54.000 It's just holding power.

02:11:55.000 That's not winning.

02:11:56.000 But that's winning.

02:11:57.000 They think it's winning.

02:11:58.000 And that's what human beings do.

02:12:00.000 We naturally play this game of winner and loser with almost everything.

02:12:05.000 That's why neighborhoods, that's the expression, keeping up with the Joneses.

02:12:09.000 You're trying to win.

02:12:10.000 You know, like, hey, Mike got a Corvette. 1.00

02:12:12.000 Fuck him. 1.00

02:12:13.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:12:14.000 You know, I'm going to get a Ferrari. 1.00

02:12:15.000 Ooh, Mike, how do you like my Ferrari, you piece of shit? 1.00

02:12:18.000 Right. 1.00

02:12:19.000 You know, it's like classic comedy sitcom tropes.

02:12:22.000 Right.

02:12:22.000 Yeah, that to me is like, you're right.

02:12:25.000 I think you're right.

02:12:26.000 People want to win, man.

02:12:27.000 People want to win.

02:12:27.000 That's why it's dangerous to have cops pull people over.

02:12:31.000 You know, there's something about that, too. 0.87

02:12:33.000 Like, you definitely should pull people over because they're bad, but comps want, they want to fucking, they want to write tickets. 0.93

02:12:38.000 They want to catch people. 0.96

02:12:40.000 They want to bus people.

02:12:41.000 They're supposed to bus people. 0.98

02:12:42.000 It's the profit motive is fucking everything up, but it's like also what is creating some of the coolest shit ever. 0.97

02:12:49.000 That's the problem. 0.95

02:12:50.000 Like, it's a double-edged sword.

02:12:51.000 On one side, competition creates insane innovation based on market pressure.

02:12:57.000 It's incredible.

02:12:58.000 On the other side of it, you get people who shouldn't be millionaires.

02:13:03.000 You get people who somehow have overcome their desire to have the next Ferrari and realize, oh, the better thing to do is help.

02:13:11.000 Like, I just want to help.

02:13:13.000 The idea was it's a public servant. 1.00

02:13:15.000 Not someone who's, like, manipulating the fucking stock market or selling their shit. 1.00

02:13:21.000 That's the problem, man. 1.00

02:13:22.000 It's really insidious.

02:13:23.000 And it's like, on one side, it's like, alright, so if we regulate it, well, now you've got, like, the hardcore socialism starts happening.

02:13:32.000 Now you've got redistribution of wealth.

02:13:34.000 Now you've got, you're trying to, like, reset the game in the middle of the game. 0.99

02:13:37.000 And lots of people are like, no, fuck that. 0.98

02:13:39.000 We're not resetting the game. 1.00

02:13:41.000 Right?

02:13:41.000 But then on the other side, if you don't do anything about it, Then the game takes over everything.

02:13:48.000 The government is now no longer a representative government at all.

02:13:53.000 At all.

02:13:54.000 It's just a weird bag of greedy miscreants who are all getting various checks from various sometimes competitive industries and making laws based on that.

02:14:06.000 And that's not a government.

02:14:09.000 I don't know what that is.

02:14:10.000 That's a casino or something.

02:14:11.000 That's just people who got to the high roller table.

02:14:15.000 No, it's like people who are like, I'm done gambling. 1.00

02:14:18.000 I'm going to control the fucking casino. 0.98

02:14:20.000 Well, that's what people are terrified about with generational wealth. 1.00

02:14:23.000 That's why people are terrified of very, very wealthy families that have transferred this money down to their children.

02:14:30.000 And the children don't earn it.

02:14:32.000 That's the king.

02:14:33.000 That's Joffrey.

02:14:35.000 Everybody knows what that is.

02:14:37.000 That's why Succession is such a good show.

02:14:39.000 Because you can relate to it. 0.99

02:14:40.000 What fucking bizarre reality do they exist in? 0.99

02:14:44.000 Dude, I don't know, but I wish I'd experienced it. 0.99

02:14:49.000 It looks fucking fun, baby! 1.00

02:14:52.000 Oh my god, can you imagine bursting out of that womb into some Illuminati fucking delivery chamber? 1.00

02:14:59.000 Guns blazing. 1.00

02:15:00.000 Holy shit, it's the best. 1.00

02:15:02.000 Oh my god, what a life. 1.00

02:15:03.000 Private jets from birth. 1.00

02:15:05.000 Oh, fucking incredible! 1.00

02:15:08.000 Access to the adrenochrome chambers. 1.00

02:15:11.000 Adrenochrome on the left.

02:15:12.000 On the left.

02:15:13.000 Just use your irises.

02:15:14.000 They'll let you right in.

02:15:15.000 Dude, I can't even...

02:15:17.000 That is just so crazy to imagine what that's like.

02:15:21.000 What is that like?

02:15:22.000 You never know.

02:15:23.000 You never know what it's like to worry about being able to...

02:15:28.000 Have you ever gone out to eat with people and you have to run your credit card?

02:15:33.000 And you're like, please, God, let it go through.

02:15:35.000 How overdrawn is it?

02:15:36.000 You know what I mean?

02:15:37.000 Those moments where I'm about to get humiliated in front of my friends.

02:15:41.000 You've never known that.

02:15:43.000 You've only known endless, infinite opulence.

02:15:46.000 You're given... 1.00

02:15:48.000 Your nannies have fucking nannies. 1.00

02:15:51.000 You're being educated by some of the smartest people on the planet. 1.00

02:15:56.000 Your diapers cost as much as most people's wardrobe for the year.

02:16:02.000 In the world, for sure.

02:16:04.000 Yeah.

02:16:04.000 That's a really cool incarnation, man.

02:16:08.000 Strange.

02:16:09.000 Because it doesn't give you the adversity that you need as a young person.

02:16:13.000 It doesn't give you the challenges to overcome.

02:16:15.000 It doesn't give you the real possibility that you could be broke someday.

02:16:18.000 The real possibility that you might not have enough food.

02:16:21.000 I think there's a superpower in growing up poor.

02:16:23.000 I really do.

02:16:25.000 It never escapes me.

02:16:27.000 Never.

02:16:28.000 Growing up poor, when I was a young boy and we were drinking like powdered milk and living off welfare with food stamps.

02:16:36.000 I remember that.

02:16:37.000 I remember that clearly.

02:16:39.000 I remember that clearly.

02:16:41.000 I remember shame.

02:16:43.000 I remember all of it.

02:16:47.000 Also, I saw my parents build out of that and then move to a respectable middle-class suburb so that we could go to a good high school.

02:16:56.000 Right.

02:16:56.000 So I saw what hard work and all the thinking that was involved in planning this out properly led to get out of that.

02:17:04.000 Yeah. 0.93

02:17:05.000 But we were in San Francisco in the 1970s and it was fucking weird. 0.74

02:17:12.000 I felt very vulnerable already, but then on top of that to be poor and then on top of that to be a latchkey kid. 0.87

02:17:20.000 So I was just like out wandering.

02:17:23.000 I could just like leave and go anywhere, right?

02:17:26.000 Yeah, man that formed you yeah that forms you and if you grow up on private jets and if you grow up always knowing that you're gonna have money always knowing that you're gonna be fine always knowing that You're gonna be a part of an empire at one point that has wealth the likes of which no one will ever be able to explain and Where your children will be billionaires.

02:17:52.000 You can divide it evenly amongst their children.

02:17:54.000 They'll be billionaires as well.

02:17:55.000 It's nuts.

02:17:57.000 It's like a different universe.

02:18:00.000 But those kind of people that grow up in that environment will never think like you do.

02:18:05.000 They won't.

02:18:06.000 They'll never think like I do.

02:18:08.000 They won't.

02:18:09.000 There's like extra gears that you have that you're born with when you live in poverty.

02:18:15.000 I think that's what you look at all the great athletes almost all of them Unless they grew up in households that were like very strong households where the father really encouraged athletics and was like really a Great coach and the kid like grew up competing and really enjoyed it. 0.88

02:18:29.000 That's possible too, but in fighting in particular Boy, it's a lot of people from fucking dire poverty.

02:18:36.000 It's a lot of people but don't you think it's possible as a parent because like I mean My kids aren't scraping by, and I know your kids aren't. 0.97

02:18:47.000 Isn't it possible as a parent, if you're lucky enough to not have to worry about that shit our parents worried about, to still create a childhood and a life that isn't imbalanced And has within it the possibility for failure and having to figure out how to do shit. 0.98

02:19:08.000 Yes. 0.99

02:19:09.000 100%.

02:19:10.000 It's possible.

02:19:11.000 It's just a different challenge.

02:19:13.000 Like in life presenting you with challenges that you could have never predicted, you didn't ask for, and they're right in front of you and you have to deal with them.

02:19:21.000 People that go through that sort of a life, I think they have way more defenses up, way more awareness of deception, way more awareness of people's ulterior motives and people who are creepy, people who aren't being genuine.

02:19:39.000 And you and I have both encountered plenty of people like that.

02:19:42.000 Yeah, sure.

02:19:42.000 Where you'll pull me aside and go, hey man, I don't think this guy's cool.

02:19:45.000 There's something wrong with this guy.

02:19:47.000 Yes.

02:19:47.000 Yeah.

02:19:48.000 And, you know, I'm not going to get that necessarily from everybody.

02:19:52.000 Some people are not going to see that.

02:19:53.000 Right.

02:19:54.000 They're not going to have been in dangerous situations where they had to, like, realize the consequences of not recognizing these kind of people early.

02:20:00.000 Yeah, right.

02:20:01.000 Sure.

02:20:01.000 Yeah.

02:20:02.000 So you were, yeah, I mean, this is the, again, it sucks because it's like, yeah, what do you get? 1.00

02:20:07.000 You get an inflamed fucking amygdala is what you Your fucking brain just loves to spray out cortisol. 0.99

02:20:16.000 And so that's what you get because you came up with that. 1.00

02:20:18.000 You watched your fucking parents freak the fuck out for potentially your entire childhood. 0.99

02:20:24.000 And so yeah, you're freaked out. 1.00

02:20:26.000 You're living in a weird battlefield that doesn't even exist anymore that was your childhood.

02:20:33.000 Whereas some people, they didn't have that.

02:20:36.000 So they're... 0.99

02:20:37.000 You know, they don't think about shit like that. 0.98

02:20:40.000 They don't think about like, oh my god, is this person okay? 0.99

02:20:45.000 Or, oh my god, they don't have that that we have.

02:20:47.000 I think it's, dude, honestly, man, I don't know.

02:20:50.000 I do agree with you that adversity...

02:20:56.000 Has to be in a human life.

02:20:58.000 That if you remove adversity from a life, you do an incredible disservice to...

02:21:05.000 The potential of that life.

02:21:06.000 To the potential of that life.

02:21:08.000 Because it's just physics.

02:21:10.000 But it can be in anything.

02:21:11.000 It can be in disciplines.

02:21:12.000 It can be in games they play.

02:21:14.000 It can be in sports.

02:21:14.000 It can be in a lot of things.

02:21:16.000 But they have to do things. 1.00

02:21:18.000 Like, you gotta do shit. 1.00

02:21:19.000 You have to confront the learning curve. 0.99

02:21:21.000 Yeah, so you got to learn how to get better at stuff and then you got to be excited about that feeling that you get when you get better at stuff.

02:21:26.000 Yes.

02:21:27.000 That's giant.

02:21:28.000 That's a giant part of it.

02:21:29.000 Dude, that's it.

02:21:31.000 That's it.

02:21:31.000 And you start connecting with that feeling as being actual success.

02:21:36.000 Yeah.

02:21:36.000 That's actual success.

02:21:38.000 Not like...

02:21:40.000 Whatever else the world gives you is fantastic.

02:21:42.000 Don't get me wrong.

02:21:43.000 Right. 0.99

02:21:43.000 But if you never had that feeling in a lifetime and you were like sleeping on bags of fucking cash, it wouldn't mean anything. 0.99

02:21:51.000 It wouldn't mean anything. 0.98

02:21:52.000 But that's the weirdness of winning the lottery, right?

02:21:56.000 That's the weirdness of all of a sudden becoming a part of this like hyper wealthy elite.

02:22:02.000 And that's the weirdness of anybody's life in North America. 0.99

02:22:08.000 If you're in North America, first of all, you hit the fucking lottery. 1.00

02:22:11.000 If you're in the United States, oh shit, you don't even have to get vaccinated. 1.00

02:22:16.000 If you're in Canada, Canada used to be an awesome spot to live until the lockdowns. 0.99

02:22:21.000 And it was like, what is happening up there?

02:22:24.000 Yeah, what is happening up there?

02:22:26.000 What is going on?

02:22:27.000 It's like, of all the places, you would expect to have some, like, encroaching fascism happening?

02:22:35.000 Never!

02:22:36.000 Never Canada!

02:22:36.000 Never my list!

02:22:38.000 It's very odd.

02:22:39.000 They're doing it under the guise of social justice, and it's so creepy that people are buying into it.

02:22:44.000 But that is how you do it.

02:22:45.000 Like, if you want to do fascism, that's how you do it. 1.00

02:22:47.000 Like, you don't do fascism by saying, like, hey, I'm going to control the shit out of you motherfuckers. 0.99

02:22:51.000 You do it by saying, hey, you better watch out, because this thing is coming, and I'm the only one who can keep you from that thing coming. 0.99

02:22:58.000 Fill in whatever that thing is.

02:23:00.000 Bro, when they lock people out of their bank accounts for protesting, when they have the Freedom Convoy, they lock people out of their bank accounts.

02:23:05.000 Dude.

02:23:06.000 They lock people out of their bank accounts that donated.

02:23:08.000 Not even that went there.

02:23:10.000 That donated.

02:23:11.000 You can't agree with them.

02:23:12.000 You can't agree with them.

02:23:13.000 We're gonna take your money. 0.99

02:23:14.000 So spooky.

02:23:15.000 That's crazy.

02:23:16.000 So spooky.

02:23:17.000 That's so scary because it sends ripples of fear through everybody.

02:23:21.000 And it should.

02:23:21.000 It should.

02:23:22.000 Just because you think you're doing it for the right reasons, that is, there's a reason why we are so protective of the Bill of Rights.

02:23:30.000 We're so protective of the Constitution.

02:23:33.000 If you don't have something like that where it's written down, they just keep pushing the rules.

02:23:39.000 Yes.

02:23:39.000 They keep changing.

02:23:40.000 They're making all these crazy new woke rules in Canada. 0.99

02:23:44.000 You can't say shit about it. 0.96

02:23:46.000 There's censorship of everything on the internet. 0.97

02:23:48.000 That they don't like.

02:23:49.000 They can pull things down. 1.00

02:23:50.000 They can do all kinds of wild shit. 0.99

02:23:52.000 I don't know about the internet. 0.99

02:23:54.000 I know it's about broadcasting.

02:23:56.000 I know they've passed some new censorship legislation.

02:24:00.000 I don't think it's the internet.

02:24:01.000 I'm exaggerating.

02:24:02.000 But what it is is spooky because that guy is not being honest about what he did during COVID. He's saying they never forced anybody to get vaccinated.

02:24:10.000 They fucking kind of did. 0.99

02:24:12.000 You ruin their life if they didn't. 1.00

02:24:15.000 Censorship bill.

02:24:16.000 The bill that makes changes to Canada's Broadcasting Act.

02:24:18.000 The legislation requires streaming services such as Netflix and Spotify to support Canadian media content like music and TV shows.

02:24:28.000 It also requires the platform to promote Canadian content.

02:24:31.000 Is that it?

02:24:33.000 It doesn't seem terrible.

02:24:34.000 It says regulate, though.

02:24:36.000 Like, what else is in the regulate?

02:24:38.000 That's the good positive spin on it.

02:24:40.000 It's a nationalistic effort.

02:24:41.000 They want to promote more Canadian content.

02:24:44.000 Still weird.

02:24:44.000 But I know they've had that in the past.

02:24:46.000 You know, they had that for, like, radio, for television.

02:24:50.000 They had rules up there.

02:24:52.000 I remember that because somebody I knew was a DJ up there.

02:24:56.000 The bill makes changes to Canada's Broadcasting Act.

02:24:59.000 The legislation requires streaming services such as Netflix and Spotify.

02:25:02.000 It also requires platforms to promote Canadian context.

02:25:06.000 Specifically, the bill says online undertakings shall clearly promote and recommend Canadian programming in both official languages as well as Indigenous languages.

02:25:15.000 The changes give the Canadian Radio, Television and Telecommunications Commission Canada's broadcast regulator broad powers over digital media companies, including the ability to impose financial penalties for violations of the Act.

02:25:30.000 The government says that legislation is necessary to impose the same regulations and requirements in place for traditional broadcasters on online media platforms.

02:25:40.000 Right now, broadcasters are required to spend at least 30% of their revenue on supporting Canadian content.

02:25:47.000 Jesus.

02:25:47.000 Online streaming has changed how we create, discover, and consume our culture, and it's time we updated our system to reflect that, a government news release on the bill says.

02:25:57.000 That's not good.

02:25:58.000 None of that is good.

02:26:00.000 Because them saying, are we or are we not moving to a global...

02:26:07.000 Entertainment world for the English language.

02:26:09.000 Because it seems like it's kind of moving in that direction, right?

02:26:12.000 I mean, some of the best podcasts in the world, like Trigonometry, comes out of the UK. There's a lot of stuff out of America that's very popular over there.

02:26:19.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:26:19.000 Like, who gives a shit? 0.99

02:26:20.000 If it's Canadian or if it's American. 0.99

02:26:24.000 And you're going to regulate the internet.

02:26:27.000 But to me, the...

02:26:29.000 The real creepy thing is the state is saying what Canadian culture is.

02:26:34.000 Like, culture, isn't it supposed to be something that kind of spontaneously emerges from groups of people?

02:26:40.000 But they're not exactly saying that.

02:26:41.000 They're saying, you have to say, you could look at it in an altruistic way.

02:26:44.000 You could say, this is promoting Canadian content, and it'll encourage more art to be created in Canada, but there's more opportunities.

02:26:51.000 That's fine.

02:26:52.000 But you can't regulate that.

02:26:53.000 You can't legislate that. 1.00

02:26:54.000 Because you can't give those fuckheads power over creativity. 1.00

02:26:57.000 You just can't do it. 1.00

02:26:58.000 You can't do it.

02:27:00.000 You'll ruin it all.

02:27:01.000 You'll ruin the internet.

02:27:02.000 You'll ruin it all.

02:27:04.000 The bill's journey through Parliament has been difficult.

02:27:07.000 Rodriguez tabled the legislation in the House of Commons in February 2022. Nearly a year later, the Senate sent C-11 back to the House Commons with amendments.

02:27:18.000 The House accepted most of the amendments but rejected others.

02:27:21.000 So has it passed or not passed?

02:27:24.000 One of the most contentious points of debate is whether C11 would apply to user-generated content, such as podcasts and online videos.

02:27:31.000 The government has insisted that the legislation is not intended to regulate independent content creators.

02:27:37.000 Not intended is not a good way.

02:27:40.000 It's not intended, but it could be used in that way.

02:27:43.000 They're just going to have more power to tell you what to do.

02:27:45.000 And if you are a Canadian person who is broadcasting a podcast out of Vancouver, And you have a narrative that doesn't fit with what Trudeau wants you to say.

02:27:59.000 Yeah.

02:28:00.000 You could run into trouble.

02:28:01.000 You could run into trouble.

02:28:03.000 You can't have them have any power over the internet.

02:28:05.000 No.

02:28:06.000 You gotta say no.

02:28:07.000 Dude, this is...

02:28:07.000 But it seems like they passed it.

02:28:10.000 Here's the thing.

02:28:11.000 I don't know.

02:28:14.000 If you subscribe to whatever the particular modality of your government is in regards to censorship, controlling art, controlling public dialogue, right?

02:28:27.000 You think, this is what you think.

02:28:29.000 You think, well, they have to because I'm in danger of this or that, whatever.

02:28:32.000 Not only that, they're good.

02:28:33.000 They're good.

02:28:35.000 Trudeau's online censorship law, Bill C-11, passes Parliament.

02:28:42.000 But dude, the problem is The problem is, you are thinking your government is going to stay controlled by the people whose ethics you believe in, but you look historically at the world, coups happen.

02:28:59.000 Secret coups happen, and then all of a sudden, all these rights you gave away, you've given them to the people who you were fighting against.

02:29:07.000 Dude, that's the problem.

02:29:09.000 Governments don't last long enough to let them have that much power.

02:29:13.000 A previous Senate amendment to exempt user-generated content from the bill was rejected by senators on Wednesday evening. 0.99

02:29:20.000 Goddamn! 0.73

02:29:21.000 So that means user-generated content, like podcasts, are now under the grip of the Canadian government. 0.96

02:29:28.000 Congratulations.

02:29:30.000 That's so scary, man. 0.99

02:29:31.000 It's so dumb because it's an incremental push. 0.99

02:29:35.000 Jordan Peterson's talked about this. 0.99

02:29:36.000 This is how it works.

02:29:38.000 They push you a little bit, you don't resist.

02:29:40.000 They push a little bit more, you don't resist.

02:29:42.000 They push a little bit more, you don't resist.

02:29:44.000 And then you realize how far you've gone from the initial point.

02:29:49.000 And that's what's happening.

02:29:50.000 And that's what just happened in Canada.

02:29:51.000 Yeah, just a very slow trajectory towards state control. 1.00

02:29:55.000 It's the fucking internet. 0.98

02:29:56.000 You can't, like, say that someone has to have 30% Canadian content on the internet. 1.00

02:30:01.000 That's bonkers.

02:30:02.000 30% of Netflix? 0.99

02:30:03.000 Do you know how goddamn insane that is? 0.96

02:30:05.000 That's a lot of Canadian shows. 0.98

02:30:06.000 Do you know what they're requiring them to do?

02:30:08.000 There's so much...

02:30:09.000 Maybe they have to spend 30% of their budget to promote it in Canada?

02:30:15.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:30:16.000 Fuck out of here. 1.00

02:30:17.000 Dude, it's awful. 1.00

02:30:19.000 I can't believe it's happening. 1.00

02:30:20.000 It's just so fucked up that people, that we allow this shit to happen. 1.00

02:30:26.000 Also, why? 1.00

02:30:28.000 Why would anybody even want that control?

02:30:31.000 Why?

02:30:32.000 What's wrong with you?

02:30:34.000 What's wrong with you that you want to control the dispensing of information?

02:30:40.000 You're lying?

02:30:42.000 Right?

02:30:42.000 Like, that's pretty much it!

02:30:44.000 If you're fucking lying, you need to control people's ability to challenge whatever lie you're telling. 0.99

02:30:49.000 And the more egregious the lie, theoretically, the more you have to, like, shut any kind of counterargument down. 0.99

02:30:57.000 My favorite conspiracy is that he's Castro's kid. 0.78

02:31:01.000 He does look like him.

02:31:03.000 He looks a lot like his dad, too, though.

02:31:05.000 The problem is his dad looks like Castro. 0.94

02:31:08.000 Dude, look...

02:31:09.000 He looks a lot like Castro, though.

02:31:11.000 I mean, maybe that's just something that starts...

02:31:13.000 What if that's what happens? 0.96

02:31:14.000 Like, the more fascist you become, the more your face turns into... 0.97

02:31:18.000 Elizabeth Warren did. 0.97

02:31:18.000 It ruined her career. 0.97

02:31:19.000 You should do it, too.

02:31:20.000 Take a DNA test, bro.

02:31:22.000 If I was Justin Trudeau, I would do that just to, like, shame all the people who said I was Castro, right?

02:31:28.000 What if it turns out he's like 72% Cuban?

02:31:31.000 You don't tell anybody.

02:31:33.000 He's probably already taken that test.

02:31:35.000 He's probably already taken that test and called his mom. 1.00

02:31:37.000 What the fuck? 1.00

02:31:38.000 Mom, you know, son, it was a lonely weekend. 1.00

02:31:42.000 Castro seemed...

02:31:43.000 Castro's a wonderful man.

02:31:44.000 Kind of cooler, though, right? 1.00

02:31:45.000 Like, I like the fucking... 1.00

02:31:48.000 Unless you're living under his grip. 1.00

02:31:49.000 Dude, of course, but if you're gonna go fascist, put on a costume, right?

02:31:53.000 I don't like it.

02:31:54.000 You know what I mean? 0.99

02:31:54.000 I like Castro's like, I'm wearing fucking camouflage. 0.99

02:31:57.000 You are not going to like mistake me for anything other than an authoritarian leader. 0.99

02:32:02.000 Like, look, look at what he...

02:32:03.000 He dresses exactly the way they...

02:32:05.000 Dresses as a military leader.

02:32:06.000 Exactly, but to me when fascism becomes like insidious, when it like learns to disguise itself as the...

02:32:16.000 It's opposite of what it is.

02:32:17.000 Oh, dude, that is so spooky.

02:32:20.000 You know, that's where it gets really scary.

02:32:23.000 Wolf in sheep's clothing.

02:32:24.000 Did you ever see the video where they're asking Trudeau how his family is using recyclables and what are they doing to stop this?

02:32:34.000 Did not see that.

02:32:34.000 He's talking about his family drinking water.

02:32:38.000 They've switched to bottles of water that are made out of paper.

02:32:43.000 Those box bottles of water.

02:32:46.000 Because this is the real person.

02:32:49.000 Like, forget all the speeches.

02:32:51.000 This is the real person that they've allowed to be in control of their liberty.

02:32:55.000 See if we can find that.

02:32:57.000 He's having a conversation about Boxwater being...

02:33:01.000 Yeah.

02:33:03.000 Put it back from the beginning.

02:33:06.000 We have recently switched to drinking water bottles out of, when we have water bottles, away from plastic towards paper.

02:33:19.000 It's hard to watch, but hard to look away.

02:33:22.000 The Prime Minister... 1.00

02:33:23.000 What the fuck? 1.00

02:33:25.000 Yeah, that's their exceptional leader. 1.00

02:33:28.000 That's when you catch him answering a question.

02:33:34.000 Yeah, drink box water bottles.

02:33:37.000 Sort of things.

02:33:38.000 Yeah.

02:33:38.000 That's what he's done.

02:33:39.000 That's the big contribution.

02:33:40.000 I'm sure there's more, right?

02:33:41.000 I'm sure he's done more.

02:33:42.000 I'm sure he switched to solar.

02:33:43.000 I'm sure he eats organic, whatever.

02:33:45.000 But the point is, that's the guy.

02:33:47.000 That's the guy that's telling you, we have to be able to regulate podcasts.

02:33:51.000 Right. 1.00

02:33:52.000 That's fucked up. 0.98

02:33:52.000 Because if we don't regulate podcasts, someone could play this very clip, like you and I are doing, from the great state of Texas. 0.98

02:34:00.000 Yeah, man. 0.99

02:34:01.000 Where a person could talk shit about someone who should be talked shit about, in that regard. 0.98

02:34:05.000 If you want this to run in Canada, you're gonna have to put a Canadian flag up or something. 0.98

02:34:10.000 I don't think that's going to be the issue.

02:34:12.000 I think it's going to be the issue of this 30% thing.

02:34:14.000 What does that mean?

02:34:15.000 Does it mean...

02:34:16.000 It's not broadcasting just in Canada.

02:34:20.000 30% Canadian guests.

02:34:22.000 Spotify Canada only.

02:34:23.000 Spotify Canada only has to stuff itself with 30% Canadian content.

02:34:28.000 Maybe they have enough Canadian content already.

02:34:31.000 A lot of great stuff comes from Canada.

02:34:32.000 I'm sure a lot of great podcasts come from Canada.

02:34:34.000 Maybe they already have.

02:34:37.000 What's the percentage of podcasts right now that come from Canada?

02:34:41.000 See if we can find that.

02:34:41.000 Let's just go to Spotify to say Google what percentage of podcasts Come from Canada on Spotify.

02:34:52.000 I wonder if it applies to porn.

02:34:54.000 Like porn sites will have to have 30% Canadian porn.

02:34:58.000 Yeah, they have to.

02:35:00.000 Rules are all, bro.

02:35:01.000 The government is going to force people to make more Canadian porn. 1.00

02:35:04.000 That's the problem with shit like that. 0.99

02:35:06.000 It gets so absurd when you start unrepackaging it and realize all the weird things that... 0.99

02:35:12.000 And P.S., who determines what is Canadian content?

02:35:15.000 Let's say it was shot in the United States, but...

02:35:18.000 Harlan Williams is a star.

02:35:20.000 Yeah.

02:35:20.000 It's Canadian.

02:35:21.000 Yeah, and who is in control of saying, this is Canadian content, this is not, what if Americans go to Canada, shoot something, is that Canadian content?

02:35:29.000 How about they just do 30% of their programming is Tom Green?

02:35:32.000 We're good.

02:35:33.000 That would be incredible.

02:35:34.000 There would be world peace!

02:35:36.000 I can't seem to find that information.

02:35:38.000 I don't know how I would even do it, because I'm trying and it's not popping up that way.

02:35:43.000 What percentage of podcasts come from Canada?

02:35:46.000 Just try that.

02:35:47.000 I don't know that anyone's even tracking that information.

02:35:50.000 They might.

02:35:50.000 I don't know anyone cares where they come from.

02:35:51.000 Let's see.

02:35:53.000 Let's give it a go.

02:35:54.000 Yeah, man.

02:35:55.000 I just...

02:35:55.000 I know it's a weird Google, but I think...

02:35:58.000 That is a weird Google.

02:35:59.000 It's not going to get a response.

02:36:02.000 Maybe I should call a CEO of Spotify live on the air.

02:36:04.000 It's saying, what percentage of Canadians listen to podcasts, which is not what I asked.

02:36:08.000 Oh.

02:36:09.000 That's what I typed in, but that's what Google thinks I'm looking for, you know?

02:36:13.000 Because it's a weird question.

02:36:14.000 How about what percentage of podcasts are created in Canada?

02:36:18.000 Try that.

02:36:19.000 What podcasts are created in Canada?

02:36:25.000 Maybe created is not the right word.

02:36:26.000 It's the same problem.

02:36:27.000 It doesn't think I'm asking the right question.

02:36:29.000 So maybe there's a chart out there of podcasts by country.

02:36:36.000 So that's what I have, but we're number one, so it's just listing the most popular podcasts in Canada.

02:36:45.000 Sorry.

02:36:46.000 Not that it's just coming from there.

02:36:48.000 Oh, I see.

02:36:49.000 Someone in Canada who's tracking all that information, and everyone has to be honest about where they're uploading.

02:36:54.000 Fun!

02:36:54.000 First of all, shout out to Canada for making me number one.

02:36:57.000 That's cool.

02:36:58.000 Yeah, thanks.

02:36:58.000 I was looking for a Canadian-named podcast, but these all just seem like normal.

02:37:03.000 Yeah, those are normal.

02:37:04.000 Call Her Daddy, Huberman Lab No.

02:37:06.000 3. Jordan Peterson No.

02:37:07.000 9. Jordan Peterson.

02:37:08.000 Seems pretty similar to the American list. 0.99

02:37:11.000 Damn. 0.98

02:37:12.000 A lot of people have been on this one. 0.99

02:37:15.000 That's cool.

02:37:16.000 That must feel good. 0.98

02:37:17.000 It's fucking weird, I'll tell you that. 0.97

02:37:19.000 But, want some coffee? 0.98

02:37:21.000 Yes!

02:37:22.000 Thank you, friend.

02:37:24.000 Yeah, man, I don't know.

02:37:25.000 I try not to...

02:37:26.000 The other thing about it is...

02:37:29.000 The more you fixate on the...

02:37:31.000 Cheers, sir.

02:37:32.000 Cheers, my brother.

02:37:33.000 Congratulations!

02:37:34.000 Thank you, sir.

02:37:35.000 2,000...

02:37:36.000 2,000 episodes.

02:37:39.000 The more you fixate on the state, the state is an egregore.

02:37:43.000 So the more people that fixate on the thing, the more powerful it grows.

02:37:47.000 That's the other thing.

02:37:49.000 You know like people when you realize they are enjoying negative attention?

02:37:55.000 Yes.

02:37:56.000 That's the state.

02:37:57.000 It doesn't care what flavor the attention is.

02:38:00.000 It just wants attention.

02:38:02.000 And the more it gets, the more powerful it gets, the more people believe in it.

02:38:06.000 And if you believe it's going to hurt you or if you believe it's going to help you, you're still supporting it.

02:38:13.000 You're still bringing it into increasing levels of power.

02:38:16.000 So that's the other problem.

02:38:17.000 It's like everyone gets all fixated on the government.

02:38:20.000 Many news stations have just turned into an endless conversation about the government.

02:38:27.000 Endless conversation.

02:38:34.000 I think?

02:38:48.000 You're still worshiping it, but with fear instead of like praise.

02:38:51.000 You're still making it something incredibly powerful, which I'm not saying it's not. 0.98

02:38:56.000 But how much of that power is just coming from a general belief in the egregore of whatever the fucking government is. 0.96

02:39:03.000 Boy, I sure hope I'm using the word egregore right! 0.98

02:39:05.000 Let's Google it.

02:39:06.000 No!

02:39:07.000 Don't Google it!

02:39:08.000 You got it right.

02:39:09.000 Thank you, Jesus.

02:39:10.000 Thank you, God.

02:39:11.000 You usually get it right.

02:39:12.000 But Terrence McKenna had a great quote about that.

02:39:14.000 He said, we're doing the man's work for the man.

02:39:18.000 That's it.

02:39:18.000 That's a lot of it.

02:39:19.000 Because they were like, how are you able to do these seminars where you're talking about things that are completely illegal?

02:39:26.000 You're talking about these experiences with great detail.

02:39:29.000 You're traveling all over the world.

02:39:31.000 And he said, first of all, I think, to paraphrase him, one of the things was you have to keep it small.

02:39:36.000 If you notice, he does these things.

02:39:38.000 There's, you know, 100 people there, 200 people, a few hundred people.

02:39:42.000 It's very small.

02:39:43.000 Like, informal gatherings of people that are like-minded.

02:39:47.000 And, you know, you keep your circle tight.

02:39:49.000 Yeah.

02:39:50.000 You don't tune in, drop out, all that shit where you're telling everybody to quit school and do ass like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 0.99

02:39:57.000 And that's Ken Kesey. 0.99

02:39:58.000 Yeah.

02:39:58.000 That's Ken Kesey.

02:39:59.000 Tim Leary.

02:40:00.000 That's Tim Leary. 1.00

02:40:01.000 And those guys, the Merry Pranksters, they were out of their fucking minds. 1.00

02:40:03.000 Out of their minds. 1.00

02:40:04.000 Out of their minds.

02:40:05.000 And they were reformulating what society would be.

02:40:08.000 And here's the thing.

02:40:09.000 They're not wrong. 0.51

02:40:10.000 They're not wrong. 0.51

02:40:11.000 They weren't wrong. 1.00

02:40:12.000 They weren't wrong. 1.00

02:40:13.000 Like, we want to think, like, oh, what they did was wrong.

02:40:15.000 No, you live and you die, okay?

02:40:17.000 You live and you die.

02:40:18.000 And along the way, you have experiences.

02:40:21.000 And you are free to go the Merry Prankster route in my world.

02:40:24.000 Sure, absolutely. 0.62

02:40:24.000 In my world, you can go ham. 0.62

02:40:26.000 Just do no harm. 0.99

02:40:27.000 Just do no harm, don't fuck people over, and you should all be, like, the same ethical and moral considerations should be applied to all civilizations. 0.99

02:40:35.000 But the idea that these people can't just, like, drop out and fucking sell grilled cheese sandwiches at a Grateful Dead concert, like, says who? 0.98

02:40:43.000 Yeah, says who? 0.98

02:40:44.000 Says who? 1.00

02:40:45.000 Fuck you. 1.00

02:40:46.000 Like, fuck you. 1.00

02:40:47.000 Yeah, they should be able to do whatever they want. 1.00

02:40:48.000 And I think one of the things that I feel has come out of the internet is there's more of an understanding Of the idea that there's not just one way to live your life.

02:40:58.000 There's not just one life. 0.98

02:40:59.000 This idea of everyone has to get up at the same time and drive to some place to sit in a room with a fucking computer in front of them, entering information or dealing with whatever the fuck they're doing. 0.98

02:41:13.000 This is the only way to live life. 0.98

02:41:15.000 No, this is a life that we've somehow or another oddly structured.

02:41:19.000 And you can participate in it if you like, but if you don't, there's other ways to live life.

02:41:25.000 That's real. 0.99

02:41:26.000 And I'm not saying you should get in a fucking school bus and everybody does acid. 0.99

02:41:30.000 I am. 0.99

02:41:30.000 But if you want to, I feel like you should be able to if you're informed, if you really know what you're getting into, if you really understand it. 0.99

02:41:39.000 What we're scared of is young people getting sucked into cults.

02:41:43.000 Because that's a great way to get control over people. 0.99

02:41:46.000 You tell them all to come with you, and you all do acid in the field, and then you don't do acid, and you tell these people that you're a god, and you fucking freak them out, and that's the fucking guy that owned the One World Theater. 0.98

02:41:58.000 Right. 0.98

02:41:59.000 That's what he was doing.

02:42:00.000 Yeah.

02:42:00.000 But I don't think he was using acid.

02:42:02.000 He was using hypnosis.

02:42:03.000 He probably threw some acid in there.

02:42:05.000 He could have.

02:42:06.000 But it was a lot of gullibility.

02:42:07.000 It was a lot of really idealistic young people that just wanted to learn from a real guru.

02:42:13.000 We're scared of that.

02:42:15.000 Because I think there's a natural part of the human brain that was exposed during COVID that also works to get people into cults.

02:42:22.000 That human beings like look towards a light to follow.

02:42:26.000 We look towards a guiding light.

02:42:28.000 We look towards a savior and we want to be right.

02:42:29.000 We want to be correct.

02:42:31.000 My savior is the real savior.

02:42:32.000 My Buddha is the real Buddha.

02:42:34.000 My God is the real God.

02:42:35.000 My Buddha is the real Buddha.

02:42:37.000 I'm sure.

02:42:38.000 I'm joking.

02:42:39.000 I'm not saying that for real. 0.99

02:42:41.000 Sorry I interrupted your rant with a shit joke. 0.97

02:42:45.000 I'm sorry. 0.98

02:42:45.000 It's a good joke. 0.98

02:42:46.000 But I think that it's really, really important that we understand that this structure, the way this is all set up, is all set up by people that didn't have happy lives.

02:42:57.000 They didn't enjoy it.

02:42:58.000 These people that are telling you you have to do a certain thing and go in a certain way, like look at them.

02:43:02.000 They look like Lindsey Graham.

02:43:04.000 So many of them look so unhealthy and so sad and so just confused as to what this is all about and very few of them have had psychedelic experiences.

02:43:15.000 Very few.

02:43:17.000 Because if they did, they wouldn't be so sure.

02:43:20.000 They wouldn't be able to just keep saying the things the way they're saying them.

02:43:24.000 They wouldn't be able to talk the way they're talking.

02:43:26.000 They would just be sickened by it all.

02:43:27.000 Dude, I don't know.

02:43:29.000 I think that's a pretty big assumption. 0.87

02:43:30.000 I think that assumption, which we've all had, who've benefited from psychedelics, that you get fucking Lindsey Graham a nice whopping 500 microgram dose of LSD, he's going to come out the other side of that a new Lindsey Graham. 0.99

02:43:45.000 I don't know. 0.93

02:43:46.000 I don't know, man.

02:43:47.000 I'm talking about a camp, okay? 0.99

02:43:49.000 I'm talking about taking these motherfuckers to a camp in the jungle and dosing them up for like a year. 1.00

02:43:56.000 Fascist rehabilitation camp. 1.00

02:43:57.000 Yeah, fascist rehabilitation camp.

02:43:58.000 That's what I'm talking about.

02:43:59.000 I'm not talking about like one...

02:44:00.000 Okay, I gotcha.

02:44:02.000 Well, I had one bad experience. 1.00

02:44:03.000 I'll tell you right, I'm right back to the whiskey and I'm ready to kill Russians. 1.00

02:44:06.000 I gotcha. 0.99

02:44:07.000 That's the best money I ever spent.

02:44:09.000 You can go right back to that.

02:44:11.000 Remember that joke I used to say about DMT? It's like pressing Ctrl-Alt-Delete for your brain.

02:44:16.000 When your brain reboots, your desktop is completely empty except for one folder, and that folder is labeled my old bullshit. 0.97

02:44:23.000 And you can either decide to open up that folder and go into it and just fall back into your same patterns, or you can go, okay... 0.91

02:44:33.000 Let's look at this thing for what it really is.

02:44:35.000 Instead of being caught in these patterns of momentum, of the past, and of bizarre groupthink.

02:44:43.000 Proclivities.

02:44:44.000 I'm just listening to this audiobook.

02:44:47.000 I'm always trying to listen to some audiobook on spirituality.

02:44:50.000 It's Pima Chodron's book, newest book about dying.

02:44:55.000 Something like How We Live Is How We Die.

02:44:57.000 It's a very good book.

02:44:58.000 Yes.

02:44:59.000 In this book, they're sort of talking about what happens when you die before your next life.

02:45:06.000 Now, obviously, you're going to have to subscribe to the model of reincarnation for this, but it's really interesting, which is what you're talking about, these proclivities.

02:45:14.000 Or it's called samsara.

02:45:16.000 It's a loop.

02:45:17.000 The cycle of suffering.

02:45:20.000 You know those people who are like, this always happens to be in a relationship.

02:45:24.000 Or the thing in your life that keeps repeating.

02:45:28.000 This is happening because of your proclivities.

02:45:30.000 It's happening because of your attraction to this type of person.

02:45:33.000 Or this type of situation or this type of job.

02:45:35.000 And if you look at proclivities, they happen fast.

02:45:38.000 Like in any given moment when you're making these decisions, it's not like you're spending a lot of time generally thinking about them.

02:45:45.000 It's just spontaneous.

02:45:46.000 Like the next word out of your mouth.

02:45:48.000 You're not down there like, what do I say next?

02:45:51.000 It's just coming.

02:45:51.000 So these are your proclivities.

02:45:53.000 And then when you die, those proclivities...

02:45:57.000 Or what inform your next birth. 0.97

02:45:59.000 So if you have not gotten past your spontaneous decisions that cause lack of harmony in your life, then that will be the momentum that carries you into your next birth, which is why in Buddhism you'll hear shit like meditation is preparing for death or practice of death. 0.96

02:46:20.000 It's like you're trying to make it so that when you die, And if you die, nothing happens and you're dead forever, congratulations. 1.00

02:46:28.000 Fuck yeah, you're out. 1.00

02:46:29.000 You did it. 1.00

02:46:29.000 You're great. 1.00

02:46:30.000 But if you die and you keep going and that model is correct, then you don't want to be reactive in between lives because you will freak out, number one, that you're dead and you still have consciousness.

02:46:43.000 That's very disturbing for some people who thought that you'd die forever. 0.98

02:46:48.000 Now you're like, oh fuck, I'm still here. 0.99

02:46:50.000 And then you don't like not having a body anymore. 0.99

02:46:52.000 You want to get back in a body.

02:46:54.000 In the same way, so you fucking just, you see, you just dive into the next life as quick as you can, instead of like having a little bit of like consideration in between, you know, and not just that, you're essentially your projections, the proclivities, they become holograms basically.

02:47:12.000 So in that sense, do you believe in old souls? 0.82

02:47:16.000 I believe in momentum.

02:47:18.000 I believe that we have one, right now, where am I right now is, I think that consciousness or awareness, awareness, or what's called non-conditioned awareness, before the overlay, I think we all share that consciousness.

02:47:33.000 And we're like little ripples in that consciousness.

02:47:37.000 And that's our karma.

02:47:39.000 Ripples in this consciousness that we all share.

02:47:42.000 So I think every soul is It transcends time.

02:47:49.000 It's all outside of time-space.

02:47:51.000 But I guess there could be the potential that certain people's addiction to being within the emptiness and having a body and a self and an identity probably keeps them coming back here over and over and over again.

02:48:09.000 That's what I would say.

02:48:11.000 Again, this is a cosmology that is unquantifiable and I don't think it matters necessarily if it's real or not, at least for me. 0.99

02:48:20.000 I use it as a tool to help give me the motivation to be less of an asshole. 0.99

02:48:27.000 I mean, and also when you're dying and you know, whatever the next life may be for you or nothing, who gives a fuck? 1.00

02:48:33.000 It's like you reincarnate in a lifetime. 0.98

02:48:36.000 Like you have many incarnations in any given human lifetime.

02:48:39.000 You will go through so many different phases and the more you gain control of your ability to not react, the more you will inform what you're growing into.

02:48:49.000 The more it is a mindful or intentional Personal evolution versus a kind of chaotic like mutation based on just you instantly doing everything your brain tells you to do exactly in the moment.

02:49:03.000 Wow.

02:49:05.000 You know?

02:49:05.000 I think that's very accurate.

02:49:08.000 That very much resonates with me.

02:49:11.000 Yeah.

02:49:12.000 When you're saying that I'm like, I see what you're saying.

02:49:14.000 Because you kind of are like reincarnated As you develop and grow as a human being.

02:49:20.000 Absolutely.

02:49:21.000 And you have to be.

02:49:22.000 Maybe that was like the analogy from the Bible.

02:49:24.000 Maybe that was what that was about.

02:49:27.000 What?

02:49:28.000 Like the reincarnation. 0.99

02:49:29.000 Like who knows what the fuck they really meant when they wrote those things. 0.98

02:49:33.000 It's so hard to tell. 0.99

02:49:35.000 I mean, I think unless you could go back and read.

02:49:38.000 Have you ever read anything that's like translated?

02:49:40.000 Like someone tweets something in Russian.

02:49:42.000 Like there's a lot of MMA fighters.

02:49:44.000 They'll tweet something in Russian and I'll translate it.

02:49:46.000 It's a little broken.

02:49:48.000 Garbled.

02:49:48.000 Yeah, it doesn't make total sense because the structure of the language is so different than ours.

02:49:53.000 That's the Bible, man.

02:49:54.000 If you could translate, first of all, if you could go back to the oldest version they have, which I think the oldest version is the Dead Sea Scrolls.

02:50:04.000 That's the oldest version of the stories that wound up in the Bible.

02:50:08.000 It's not necessarily the Bible.

02:50:11.000 Some stuff in the Dead Sea Scrolls didn't make the cut.

02:50:15.000 It didn't get in there.

02:50:16.000 But a lot of the stories are kind of similar. 0.99

02:50:19.000 But there's a lot of wild shit in there. 0.99

02:50:22.000 A lot of wild shit in the Dead Sea Scrolls. 1.00

02:50:25.000 I know. 1.00

02:50:26.000 I mean, there's a lot of wild shit in these standard Bible they put in hotel room drawers. 0.99

02:50:31.000 But just imagine that that's the origin, right? 0.99

02:50:33.000 So that's these animal skins that they found in clay pots in Qumran.

02:50:39.000 Yeah.

02:50:40.000 And they do DNA tests on the animal skins to make sure that they align the pieces because it's all fragmented and broken apart.

02:50:48.000 I had no idea they did that.

02:50:49.000 So they have to figure out how to do...

02:50:50.000 Yeah, you have to have the same animal.

02:50:52.000 So it's like, okay, well this is the same animal skin because we ran a DNA test on it.

02:50:56.000 And so then they get all the...

02:50:58.000 It took forever.

02:50:59.000 It took forever for them to do this.

02:51:02.000 That's why that John Marco Allegro book is so fascinating.

02:51:07.000 The Sacred Mushroom in the Cross.

02:51:10.000 That book is fascinating because that guy studied the Dead Sea Scrolls for 14 years and he was an ordained minister who became agnostic when he started studying theology.

02:51:21.000 He was like, hmm, hold on, let me reserve judgment.

02:51:24.000 And he was a straight scholar and it was his determination after all these years of studying the Dead Sea Scrolls that the entire Christian religion was a misunderstanding.

02:51:35.000 That what we think of it as today, what it really was, was about the consumption of psychedelic mushrooms and fertility rituals.

02:51:43.000 And that it was all baked into the stories.

02:51:46.000 And that the stories, like even like the apple, like the forbidden apple, I mean, they're talking about the Amanita muscaria mushroom that looked like an apple.

02:51:54.000 Yeah.

02:51:54.000 Which is red.

02:51:55.000 And apparently even the translation of it, and some people translated it to red instead of like that apple, the term.

02:52:04.000 Right.

02:52:04.000 That it actually means red.

02:52:06.000 That's what they're trying to say.

02:52:07.000 They're not even trying to say apple.

02:52:09.000 We've just converted it to an apple because that's the best, you know, that story. 1.00

02:52:13.000 The way that story comes together, that you don't listen to God, you eat the apple, and then, oh, fuck, now you ruined everything. 0.98

02:52:19.000 And that's kind of what he's saying about the whole idea of... 0.99

02:52:26.000 Of these psychedelic mushrooms that they're hiding these things from their conquerors.

02:52:31.000 They're hiding these things from the Romans.

02:52:33.000 Right.

02:52:34.000 Imagine if you had access to God and you had a marauding, intrusive army that's about to come into it, but you want to document all this stuff. 0.98

02:52:43.000 You have to kind of fucking document it in parables. 0.97

02:52:46.000 Yeah, hide it. 0.99

02:52:47.000 We have to hide it in stories.

02:52:48.000 Draw fish in the sand to let people know you're a Christian, which is so cool.

02:52:54.000 The underground Christianity is so cool. 0.98

02:52:57.000 And the stories of the Christian saints getting fucking butchered and ignited and then crying, not because they're being immolated, but for the people immolating them. 1.00

02:53:09.000 Oh, shit! 1.00

02:53:11.000 That is so hardcore, man. 1.00

02:53:13.000 Hardcore.

02:53:13.000 And, dude, to get back to your other thing, you know, about, like, that folder on the desktop.

02:53:19.000 This is, if you want to understand, it always confused me, the whole born-again thing.

02:53:23.000 That's what they're talking about. 0.95

02:53:24.000 It's like, you have to, you have to, like, fucking get rid of that folder. 0.98

02:53:30.000 Yeah. 0.96

02:53:31.000 And also what's cool about it is it's saying you can.

02:53:35.000 You don't have to like be that. 0.99

02:53:37.000 You don't have to like continue on this like dark, shitty, neurotic, sad, depressed, selfish, greedy, angry, shadowy life. 0.99

02:53:49.000 Like at any second there is a way to enter the kingdom of heaven, which is apparently here, like stepping into another universe. 0.97

02:53:56.000 What the Gnostics called Gnosis to wake up to like real reality.

02:54:00.000 And not the reality of the Demiurge.

02:54:03.000 Which is what I would say, if you want to find like what the Demiurge is, it is the hypnotic zeitgeist that is being presented to us by hierarchical power structures that presents a universe of suffering and sorrow and hell with no solution ever offered.

02:54:22.000 No one is safe.

02:54:23.000 No one is safe and nothing can fix it.

02:54:25.000 No one will fix this, some version of that.

02:54:28.000 And what you do is you hypnotize people.

02:54:30.000 And now they worship you because they're connecting to fear.

02:54:34.000 And so this is like the story of like, you know, you embody that force, call it whatever you want, Satan.

02:54:41.000 You embody that force.

02:54:42.000 Hitler. 0.99

02:54:43.000 Hitler embodies Satan. 0.97

02:54:44.000 Yeah, just follow me.

02:54:46.000 Imagine.

02:54:46.000 Hitler, when he was...

02:54:48.000 What's that famous speech that he gave?

02:54:50.000 The one that's available.

02:54:51.000 You could actually watch it on YouTube.

02:54:53.000 I don't know.

02:54:53.000 It was in front of this gigantic throng of people.

02:54:56.000 I mean, he is the guy that's leading the Holocaust. 0.99

02:55:00.000 He is the guy that's trying...

02:55:01.000 And he's hopped up on meth.

02:55:03.000 High as a kite.

02:55:04.000 High as a kite on meth.

02:55:05.000 They're shooting testosterone into him. 1.00

02:55:07.000 He's out of his fucking mind. 1.00

02:55:09.000 Blasted. 1.00

02:55:09.000 They're giving him cocaine injections. 1.00

02:55:11.000 Look how high he is.

02:55:14.000 Can we hear some of this?

02:55:21.000 Now if you're a regular person, and you see someone talking with this kind of power, Bro.

02:55:36.000 You've seen him tweaking out at the Olympics?

02:55:38.000 Oh, dude.

02:55:39.000 That's my favorite Hitler. 1.00

02:55:41.000 Incredible how high he is.

02:55:42.000 Just hardcore tweaking.

02:55:43.000 See if you can find that.

02:55:45.000 Hitler, tweaking.

02:55:46.000 But see, that speech is fascinating because you're seeing it from there.

02:55:50.000 There's some speeches where you see the size of the crowd that he was rallying for.

02:55:55.000 Dude.

02:55:55.000 There he is, tweaking.

02:55:56.000 Not fun.

02:55:57.000 Now, if you wanted to bring Satan into the material world, you would do it through a guy like Hitler. 0.91

02:56:04.000 That's essentially Satan in the material world.

02:56:06.000 He essentially was Satan.

02:56:08.000 He essentially was Satan. 0.94

02:56:09.000 He was like a pawn of Satan.

02:56:11.000 Like, if Satan is a real thing, well, what is evil? 1.00

02:56:14.000 Oh, you're being silly. 0.95

02:56:15.000 But if it is evil, it exists, right? 0.99

02:56:18.000 And body evil.

02:56:18.000 The Holocaust was evil.

02:56:20.000 What he did was evil.

02:56:22.000 How do you know that's not Satan?

02:56:24.000 It's literally satanic ideas embedded in a human being.

02:56:30.000 That's real.

02:56:31.000 That's a real thing.

02:56:32.000 And you can call it evil.

02:56:33.000 You can call it corrupted by money.

02:56:35.000 You can call it corrupted by power.

02:56:37.000 You can come up with a bunch of names for it.

02:56:39.000 But it's just evil.

02:56:41.000 He's still moving really fast.

02:56:44.000 I thought they sped it up because the other guy's moving really fast too, but...

02:56:47.000 Well, I think cameras were kind of goofy back then, right?

02:56:50.000 But he's just tweaking hard.

02:56:51.000 No ifs, ands, or buts.

02:56:52.000 He's tweaking hard.

02:56:53.000 It looks like he's getting like a rough back massage, but nobody's there. 0.99

02:56:57.000 Looks like he's fucking. 0.99

02:56:59.000 Oh, dude, he's about to pass out. 1.00

02:57:01.000 Bro, that guy looks...

02:57:03.000 And everybody's so scared of him, no one's like, dude, relax. 0.98

02:57:07.000 Why are you fucking rocking like that? 0.99

02:57:08.000 Like, take some CBD. Someone on a podcast had the story, it might have been Dan Carlin, but there was a story about when Hitler, maybe it wasn't, I'm not sure, Hitler went to visit Mussolini and apparently he had just got back from a campaign and he was exhausted and so they shot him up with testosterone and they shot him up with cocaine and Mussolini was gonna try to get out of the war and Hitler just fucking cornered Mussolini and just talked at him for like six hours. 0.99

02:57:37.000 Okay, okay, I guess we're in. 0.99

02:57:39.000 Fuck. 1.00

02:57:40.000 Dude, imagine getting cornered by Hitler when you're on cocaine. 1.00

02:57:45.000 You're both on coke, probably.

02:57:47.000 I bet everybody was on coke back then.

02:57:48.000 Dude, do you know the story of...

02:57:50.000 Dr. Feelgood?

02:57:52.000 No, that's a good story.

02:57:53.000 You know the story of Diogenes?

02:57:56.000 I don't know how to pronounce it.

02:57:57.000 There's a story, this is some great philosopher, And Caesar hears about this great philosopher.

02:58:03.000 Apparently he was an ascetic.

02:58:04.000 He's living by a river.

02:58:07.000 He's eating out of a dog bowl.

02:58:11.000 But he's revered as this brilliant, brilliant mind.

02:58:15.000 And so Caesar...

02:58:16.000 Goes to visit him with his, like, you know, I don't know, chariot, you know, the imperial regalia, because he wants to co-opt the philosopher.

02:58:27.000 That's what the state wants to do, is to create a connection between the philosopher and the state.

02:58:32.000 So he goes there, and he says to him, you know, I'll give you anything you want.

02:58:37.000 Just, what is it?

02:58:39.000 And he goes, can you move a few steps to the right?

02:58:42.000 You're blocking the sun.

02:58:44.000 Okay. 1.00

02:58:46.000 The ultimate takedown of that bullshit! 1.00

02:58:49.000 You're just a fucking person. 1.00

02:58:52.000 That's all you are. 1.00

02:58:54.000 Whatever it is you've convinced other people to think you are, you're just like me.

02:58:59.000 There's really no difference.

02:59:00.000 And you just are doing everything you can to steal the limelight from...

02:59:07.000 Nature, from God, from the light.

02:59:10.000 And it's so obvious.

02:59:12.000 There's nothing there.

02:59:14.000 It's smoke and mirrors.

02:59:15.000 Wizard of Oz. 1.00

02:59:16.000 It's when he comes out from behind the fucking curtain. 0.99

02:59:18.000 There's nothing there. 0.99

02:59:19.000 There's especially nothing compared to when you take the mushrooms that apparently inspire the Bible and you get the direct transmission. 0.98

02:59:27.000 And the direct transmission really doesn't give a shit about people like that. 0.96

02:59:32.000 It's almost oblivious in a weird way. 0.98

02:59:35.000 But here's the question.

02:59:38.000 Yeah.

02:59:53.000 You just can't.

02:59:54.000 You can't and you got to get involved because if you don't get involved, they stay in power.

02:59:59.000 Right. 0.99

02:59:59.000 And the same fucking system corrupts your children, their children, everyone's children in the future. 0.99

03:00:03.000 Everyone's a prisoner of this fucking stupid thing. 1.00

03:00:06.000 That's it. 1.00

03:00:06.000 And it's not worth it. 1.00

03:00:08.000 It's not worth it even for the people that are perpetuating it because you're not going to live forever. 0.99

03:00:11.000 You're going to live and you're going to die and everybody's on the same fucking path. 0.97

03:00:15.000 We gotta make it better for everybody. 0.99

03:00:17.000 And the only way to make it better for everybody, the only way to make it better for everybody is you gotta remove money and influence from any of these decisions.

03:00:26.000 You can't let people make money because you've made decisions to kill folks.

03:00:32.000 You can't let people make money because you've made decisions to imprison people.

03:00:36.000 You can't any of that.

03:00:38.000 You can't reward it.

03:00:39.000 But, you know, I think there's a precursor step.

03:00:42.000 I mean, the first step is...

03:00:43.000 Mushrooms.

03:00:45.000 Even before you take the...

03:00:46.000 Stop being an idolater. 1.00

03:00:48.000 Like, in the fucking Bible, I always was confused. 1.00

03:00:51.000 Like, what's this worshipping false idol shit? 1.00

03:00:53.000 Because it just seemed odd. 1.00

03:00:54.000 I was like, why the fuck does God give a shit about that? 0.99

03:00:58.000 It created the universe, so what? 1.00

03:01:00.000 They're like throwing flowers at a cow. 1.00

03:01:02.000 Who fucking cares? 0.99

03:01:04.000 But now, in my old age, I get it. 0.99

03:01:05.000 Because it's not...

03:01:06.000 It's obviously...

03:01:07.000 It's representing...

03:01:10.000 Don't let anybody trick you into thinking that they're God.

03:01:15.000 Don't let anybody trick you into thinking that they are some... 0.99

03:01:19.000 Whatever the fuck it is, don't let a middleman... 0.98

03:01:24.000 Tell you that he's got a direct line to the divine that you don't have. 1.00

03:01:28.000 Because whatever that may be, whether it's literally God, whether it's some access to some world of scientific information that you're too dumb to understand, whatever it may be, don't fall prey. 0.86

03:01:39.000 Don't succumb to that level of manipulation. 0.81

03:01:42.000 And the best way to do that is to look for the truth.

03:01:46.000 And for me, that's God.

03:01:47.000 That's aligning with what I would think of as a transcendent, benevolent, ever-expanding, Consciousness.

03:01:55.000 And then this is where the mushrooms come in.

03:01:57.000 And at that point, once you get a taste of that, then those tricks don't work anymore.

03:02:04.000 They don't work as well.

03:02:05.000 They could still work, but it doesn't work as well.

03:02:08.000 It's like if someone's giving you waku steak and then they're like, hey, do you want to go eat delicious steak with me here or should we just go to Sizzler? 1.00

03:02:21.000 What are you going to say?

03:02:23.000 What are you gonna say?

03:02:24.000 And so that's the idea.

03:02:25.000 It's like those people are sizzler.

03:02:27.000 Number one, you don't care as much that you might die because you've connected with something that seems to transcend death. 0.99

03:02:37.000 And so then once you've done that, what power do they fucking have? 0.98

03:02:40.000 Now you're not afraid to die. 1.00

03:02:42.000 Now they're burning you alive and you're praying for them while you die. 0.99

03:02:45.000 What? 1.00

03:02:46.000 What a mindfuck! 1.00

03:02:48.000 What a mindfuck. 1.00

03:02:49.000 Watching someone you're immolating cry and pray for you because they see how lost you are. 1.00

03:02:57.000 That person is not sleeping anymore.

03:03:00.000 Like you're not sleeping after that.

03:03:03.000 It's so powerful. 0.99

03:03:04.000 But you got to anchor yourself in something other than the world or the world will drag your ass all over the place. 0.98

03:03:10.000 Well, the world that we live in is the world of the animal. 0.74

03:03:13.000 We are animals, and we're so connected to this biological existence that has fueled our evolution.

03:03:20.000 That's what we were a long time ago, and we still have that DNA, that DNA of the survival animal that is being threatened, that's encroached upon by the competition of survival of the fittest amongst the breed.

03:03:35.000 I mean, you watch it in that Chimp Empire show. 1.00

03:03:39.000 You watch the way chimpanzees do it.

03:03:41.000 It's like we're an accelerated version of it.

03:03:43.000 That's it.

03:03:43.000 That's just us.

03:03:45.000 And...

03:03:46.000 There's got to be an understanding of that.

03:03:50.000 We've got to understand that we're susceptible to someone running things.

03:03:55.000 We're susceptible to a leader.

03:03:56.000 It's a natural built-in...

03:03:58.000 It's not like we see this person and we're like, that person is so good at life, they should probably run everything.

03:04:05.000 It's not like that.

03:04:06.000 It's like we just need someone.

03:04:08.000 Are you my daddy?

03:04:09.000 You're not my daddy.

03:04:10.000 You're my daddy for four years.

03:04:12.000 But I'll tell you what, we're gonna vote you out, daddy.

03:04:13.000 Get a new daddy. 1.00

03:04:14.000 And we need a new daddy. 1.00

03:04:15.000 The country needs a new daddy.

03:04:16.000 Yeah. 1.00

03:04:17.000 This daddy sucks. 1.00

03:04:19.000 Grampy's got problems, and we try to ignore it. 1.00

03:04:21.000 We try to pretend it doesn't exist, but everybody knows.

03:04:27.000 And then every four years you get a new daddy.

03:04:29.000 And sometimes you hate daddy. 1.00

03:04:30.000 Daddy sucks. 1.00

03:04:31.000 Daddy's a racist. 1.00

03:04:32.000 It's like your mom keeps marrying dudes. 1.00

03:04:33.000 Daddy doesn't want Mexicans to get in here. 1.00

03:04:35.000 Yeah, man. 0.74

03:04:36.000 Yeah, right.

03:04:37.000 Yes.

03:04:38.000 Yeah. 1.00

03:04:39.000 And the whole fucking thing is so dumb. 1.00

03:04:41.000 So dumb. 1.00

03:04:42.000 Because what's really nuts is you're spending, at least I'm basing this on scanning Twitter, apparently all of your day angry at the government or angry at people who don't like the government and the whole time that that's happening your life is just rotting away rotting and melting away your chance to like be in the world and experience actual reality where the daddy is 0.99

03:05:12.000 the seasons and the daddy is gravity and the daddy you space Space!

03:05:19.000 You miss all of that.

03:05:20.000 And so instead of connecting to sky mind, as it's called sometimes, you're connecting to this one pixel in a tiny little fragmentary part of human history.

03:05:35.000 And you are generating powerful emotions from the machinations of whoever this person may be.

03:05:43.000 It's very sad just because you're missing out.

03:05:45.000 On the bigger picture, probably.

03:05:49.000 It's a bigger thing out there.

03:05:51.000 How exciting.

03:05:52.000 Even if you're the most profound atheist in the world, do the experiment.

03:05:58.000 Do an experiment.

03:05:59.000 Pray.

03:06:00.000 It doesn't matter how you pray. 1.00

03:06:01.000 Pray like an asshole. 1.00

03:06:03.000 Pray abusively towards God. 1.00

03:06:05.000 Do any form of prayer at all.

03:06:07.000 You just have to be open-minded about what happens over the next few days.

03:06:11.000 Just be open-minded.

03:06:13.000 Throw in the mushrooms.

03:06:14.000 See what happens. 0.97

03:06:16.000 Because even if it's all bullshit and there's just something built into the DNA of humanity that when we invoke a deity it makes our lives better... 0.97

03:06:25.000 Your life is better! 0.97

03:06:26.000 Yeah.

03:06:27.000 Even if it's some materialist explanation behind why the majority of people on the planet believe in prayer and will claim that it has made their life better, great!

03:06:37.000 You've figured out some, like, hack for your biology, you know?

03:06:42.000 But what if it's real? 1.00

03:06:43.000 Shit! 1.00

03:06:44.000 Well, what if it's real because of the hack? 1.00

03:06:46.000 Right.

03:06:47.000 What if that's what it is?

03:06:48.000 It's like you just have to get your mind to a state where heaven is real.

03:06:52.000 You get your mind to a state where there is a God.

03:06:55.000 Yeah.

03:06:56.000 Yeah.

03:06:57.000 It's not like you have to believe it forever either.

03:07:00.000 But also, if it's a God beyond your comprehension, beyond the comprehension of the mere mortal brain, to just even envision what that means, Wouldn't it mean something that created the universe?

03:07:16.000 Sure.

03:07:16.000 Okay.

03:07:17.000 Well, something definitely created the universe. 0.99

03:07:18.000 So if there is a God, it's left a giant fucking footprint, right? 0.98

03:07:23.000 It's letting you know it's done this. 0.99

03:07:24.000 A universe-sized footprint. 1.00

03:07:25.000 And you might say, well, it doesn't exist because there's not really a man in the clouds and there's not a guy with a beard, some patriarchal asshole who runs the world and doesn't like gays. 0.99

03:07:35.000 That's not what we're talking about. 0.99

03:07:36.000 That's the God of man.

03:07:37.000 But whatever it is made the universe is a thing.

03:07:40.000 What is that thing?

03:07:41.000 Is it just chance?

03:07:43.000 Is it just chance?

03:07:44.000 Is it just atoms colliding? 0.99

03:07:47.000 Is it just a bunch of chaos going on in a fucking hyperspace form? 0.99

03:07:52.000 Is that what it is? 0.99

03:07:53.000 Okay.

03:07:53.000 Maybe that's God.

03:07:54.000 Maybe that thing is God.

03:07:56.000 Yeah.

03:07:56.000 Because it literally creates everything.

03:07:58.000 So whatever that is.

03:08:00.000 At one level it is that.

03:08:02.000 At another level it's a unified harmonious event.

03:08:07.000 The idea is that there's a distinction.

03:08:09.000 Absolute reality.

03:08:10.000 This is the sum total of all things.

03:08:12.000 This is when you know you've taken the right dose of mushrooms where you are gone.

03:08:18.000 Unit of consciousness.

03:08:20.000 You are now part of the whole.

03:08:23.000 That's absolute reality.

03:08:25.000 Relative reality is the chaos.

03:08:29.000 One does not negate the other.

03:08:31.000 The two are working together in this beautiful dance that they do with each other.

03:08:36.000 And so if you get lost in one or the other, You're gonna embarrass yourself.

03:08:42.000 Like, this is the thing.

03:08:43.000 It's like, if you get too caught up in absolute reality, then you're not paying your credit card bills.

03:08:49.000 This is when Jesus said, offer unto Caesar what is Caesar's. 0.98

03:08:52.000 It's like, you must acknowledge the material world because you're fucking in it and you gotta pay bills. 0.99

03:08:57.000 Right. 0.79

03:08:58.000 Doesn't it also mirror the free will argument?

03:09:01.000 The free will versus determinism?

03:09:03.000 Like determinism states that you have no free will.

03:09:05.000 Right.

03:09:06.000 But clearly you do.

03:09:07.000 Yeah.

03:09:07.000 You know you make choices.

03:09:08.000 Absolutely.

03:09:09.000 We all make choices.

03:09:09.000 The idea that these choices are only made because of the contents of your existence.

03:09:14.000 Kind of true.

03:09:16.000 But also you can learn and make better choices next time.

03:09:20.000 Like there's something going on.

03:09:21.000 So both things I think are going on.

03:09:23.000 Simultaneously.

03:09:24.000 But people want to be very dogmatic about it.

03:09:27.000 They will argue to the death that it's only determinism.

03:09:30.000 And people will argue to the death that free will is what really shapes the world.

03:09:35.000 Yeah.

03:09:36.000 And determinism is nonsense.

03:09:36.000 And there's been plenty of examples of people that came from horrific backgrounds, grew to become exemplary people.

03:09:42.000 Yeah, the continuum runs from this kind of like, I don't know, eternalism and nihilism.

03:09:49.000 That's the continuum.

03:09:50.000 So, you know, when you get imbalanced in one or the other, it has a real effect on your life.

03:09:59.000 But the idea is...

03:10:03.000 For example, does God change?

03:10:06.000 Maybe the personality of God changes.

03:10:08.000 Maybe the idea that we aren't part of God, that if God is the totality of all things and the sum total of all lives that have ever lived outside and inside of time, you're part of God.

03:10:22.000 You're part of the evolution of God.

03:10:24.000 You're part of the outgrowth or outflow of the divine consciousness.

03:10:28.000 That is Who and what you are.

03:10:31.000 And so you change, so God changes.

03:10:34.000 In fact, it appears that God loves change because things are constantly changing within that creation, if you want to use that model.

03:10:41.000 Within the entire universe.

03:10:42.000 Yeah.

03:10:42.000 Nothing is in a static state.

03:10:44.000 Right, yeah.

03:10:44.000 Which is why it drives me crazy when people talk about controlling the climate.

03:10:50.000 And I'm like, listen, we should definitely stop polluting.

03:10:52.000 We should definitely stop releasing CO2 from emissions if we could do that.

03:10:57.000 We should definitely stop doing all those things. 0.97

03:10:58.000 We should definitely figure out a way to fuck, do something to stop the harm that industrial agriculture is doing to the earth. 0.99

03:11:05.000 Absolutely. 0.99

03:11:05.000 We definitely should figure that out. 0.99

03:11:07.000 Also, this shit that's gonna happen, you got no say in ice ages, super volcanoes, asteroid impacts. 0.99

03:11:14.000 Nuclear war. 0.99

03:11:15.000 Earthquakes.

03:11:16.000 Yeah. 1.00

03:11:16.000 There's some shit that goes down and has gone down, and that's what shaped the very mountains you're vacationing in, stupid. 1.00

03:11:23.000 Like, that's literally the earth being upheaved through the bottom by molten lava. 1.00

03:11:28.000 Right. 1.00

03:11:28.000 The rise of the crust that creates these majestic peaks that you like to ski down, you fucking ape. 1.00

03:11:35.000 Yeah. 1.00

03:11:39.000 We have to protect nature!

03:11:41.000 Nature's not gonna protect you! 0.97

03:11:43.000 I'll tell you that, it'll shake everything off and start again every fucking billion years if it wants to. 0.65

03:11:49.000 I think it's very scary at first if you really acknowledge the reality of how finite you are and how the planet that you're on Is uncontrollable. 0.82

03:12:05.000 And maybe we can make some shifts.

03:12:07.000 Obviously, clearly, carbonation, everything you said.

03:12:10.000 Obviously.

03:12:11.000 First of all, obviously.

03:12:12.000 Obviously!

03:12:14.000 Everyone wants clean water.

03:12:16.000 Everyone wants clean air.

03:12:17.000 We all want that.

03:12:18.000 Stop pretending some part of your species is like... 1.00

03:12:23.000 Somebody dump some oil in that fucking ocean out there. 1.00

03:12:26.000 I want some. 0.99

03:12:27.000 It's very condescending and I think it's like non-productive if your goal is to get everyone on board. 1.00

03:12:34.000 Telling half of the people or whoever that they're fucking idiots is not gonna get them to your rallies. 0.99

03:12:41.000 Like there needs to be a little more compassion towards those people. 1.00

03:12:45.000 But yeah, man, to deal with the real truth, which is like no one's gonna remember you in about 200 years.

03:12:54.000 No one will think about you.

03:12:55.000 No one's going to remember you.

03:12:56.000 No one's going to care about you.

03:12:58.000 No one will visit your grave.

03:13:00.000 There will be no one dreaming of you because they're going to be dead.

03:13:04.000 And you're gone.

03:13:05.000 And it doesn't matter even if they do care about you.

03:13:08.000 Because you're gone!

03:13:08.000 You're out!

03:13:09.000 You're out!

03:13:10.000 I hope you did a good job of informing the people of everything you learned around you.

03:13:15.000 And hug as many people so they miss you.

03:13:18.000 But that's about it, buddy.

03:13:19.000 We're all on some weird, infinite journey.

03:13:22.000 And I think some people have gotten a little confused into thinking that they don't understand that their attempt to, like, quote, save the planet, which, again, please do, is actually an attempt to keep themselves from dying.

03:13:38.000 Yeah, that's 100%.

03:13:38.000 Right?

03:13:39.000 That's what it is.

03:13:39.000 It's also a righteous ideology to attach yourself to that elevates your social standing.

03:13:44.000 That's a problem with all environmental movements. 0.97

03:13:47.000 There's a lot of people that run them that are douchebags. 0.98

03:13:49.000 And there's a lot of people that run them that are beautiful, amazing people that really do just want to change the world.

03:13:54.000 And then there's people that attach themselves to movements.

03:13:57.000 Because if you attach yourself to a righteous movement, you must be a righteous person. 0.99

03:14:00.000 And so it exonerates them of all their shitty personality traits because they can say, Hey man, I'm fucking doing this for the earth! 0.99

03:14:07.000 And they have all this shitty fucking energy that's attached to a cause that you probably support. 1.00

03:14:12.000 Yeah. 1.00

03:14:13.000 Like, hey man, how about fuck you? 1.00

03:14:15.000 And then you don't even like the environment anymore. 1.00

03:14:17.000 Now you want to use plastic straws. 1.00

03:14:18.000 Fuck the turtles. 1.00

03:14:19.000 Yeah, man. 1.00

03:14:20.000 I just don't see how a strategy that has built into it condescending aggression is going to create the massive changes that you are prescribing.

03:14:32.000 Yes. 0.97

03:14:33.000 How the fuck is it even going to work? 0.98

03:14:35.000 How is it possible? 0.98

03:14:35.000 You are ignoring the entire human biome and the psychology of that biome and thinking, what are you going to do? 0.98

03:14:41.000 Shame people into not using plastic?

03:14:44.000 Are you going to humiliate people?

03:14:46.000 What are you going to do?

03:14:47.000 How does that work?

03:14:48.000 It doesn't work.

03:14:49.000 It's never going to work. 0.99

03:14:51.000 I saw a fucking meme online that was amazing. 0.99

03:14:54.000 It was a paper straw in a plastic package. 1.00

03:15:01.000 It's amazing, looking at that, like how ridiculous that is. 0.92

03:15:04.000 Exactly. 0.92

03:15:05.000 How is that not in the Babylon Bee or something?

03:15:07.000 Like, is this real?

03:15:08.000 They really have a paper straw that's wrapped in a plastic package? 1.00

03:15:11.000 Fucking crazy. 1.00

03:15:12.000 That's so nuts. 1.00

03:15:14.000 And did it really all come out of that one sea turtle that got a straw up his nose, that horrible video that we all watched?

03:15:19.000 That was the worst.

03:15:19.000 That was horrible.

03:15:21.000 Yeah, it came because of that sea turtle.

03:15:22.000 I bet there was coconut straw.

03:15:26.000 Some kind of like Atlantean coke.

03:15:29.000 I think Joey Diaz actually said that.

03:15:31.000 That's funny.

03:15:32.000 A paper straw and plastic wrapper.

03:15:34.000 The green movement in a single picture.

03:15:35.000 I think I might have stolen that from Joey.

03:15:37.000 Joey, sorry.

03:15:38.000 That's still a very funny joke.

03:15:40.000 Yeah, I'm just trying to figure out where I heard that.

03:15:42.000 I think it's Joey.

03:15:44.000 It's like, okay, let's think about the language of it, right?

03:15:47.000 Okay, things are getting hot.

03:15:48.000 We gotta cool them down.

03:15:49.000 Yes.

03:15:50.000 Cool yourself down first, because the idea is you are part of the planet.

03:15:55.000 Yes.

03:15:55.000 And the energy that you are invoking every day is hot, angry, fiery energy.

03:16:02.000 It affects everyone around you, and then it affects them as they affect other people.

03:16:06.000 So since you're part of the planet, aside from doing all the things that make sense regarding carbon emissions or whatever it is that you think is going to fix things, you have to do something a lot harder than recycling.

03:16:18.000 You have to calm down and get real peaceful because I think that's what you want in the world.

03:16:26.000 That's what everybody wants in the world.

03:16:27.000 But it's just hard when you don't have it in yourself.

03:16:29.000 So if you don't have it in yourself, you have to take control of your own biology and your own mind and help yourself first.

03:16:35.000 Once you help yourself and you put that energy out there, you could affect the people around you.

03:16:41.000 They can affect the people around them.

03:16:42.000 That's it.

03:16:43.000 That's why some neighborhoods are better than, you know, not just because of economics, but also because some neighborhoods are like filled with nicer people.

03:16:49.000 Yeah.

03:16:50.000 It's like you got a good neighborhood.

03:16:51.000 You got a good neighborhood.

03:16:52.000 That's beautiful.

03:16:53.000 You got a great neighbor.

03:16:53.000 Like, hey buddy, what's up?

03:16:54.000 You're cool with them?

03:16:56.000 It's the best.

03:16:56.000 It's nice.

03:16:56.000 It's actually fun.

03:16:58.000 It's wonderful. 0.99

03:16:59.000 I had the best fucking neighbor in California. 0.98

03:17:01.000 He's the nicest guy. 0.99

03:17:03.000 And his fucking house caught on fire and my friend Bud actually had his house fire put out because he was friends with the firemen and he stayed in while they evacuated. 0.99

03:17:14.000 I was so happy that they saved this guy's house. 0.99

03:17:16.000 That's so cool.

03:17:17.000 Such a good dude.

03:17:18.000 It's so nice when you like people and you see them.

03:17:21.000 There's a guy in my neighborhood, and every time I drive by, he waves at me.

03:17:26.000 He's this old fella, and he's always tending to his garden.

03:17:29.000 He's out there in the front.

03:17:30.000 And every time anybody drives by, this guy waves, and I wave to him, and I look forward to it.

03:17:35.000 And I drive that way during the day because I know that he's going to be out there because I want to say hi.

03:17:40.000 I want to wave.

03:17:41.000 See, it's so simple.

03:17:44.000 It's such a little love thing.

03:17:47.000 We're just exchanging love. 1.00

03:17:48.000 Don't put your fucking condescending political sign in your yard. 1.00

03:17:53.000 You know what I mean? 1.00

03:17:55.000 It's like intentionally cutting you off from your fucking neighbors, presupposing that whatever their particular political ideologies are, they're brutes compared to you. 1.00

03:18:07.000 Stop doing that! 1.00

03:18:08.000 You are creating the problem you're trying to fix. 1.00

03:18:12.000 Just via the mechanism you're using to fix the world is condescending, fucking patronizing signs designed to infuriate your fucking neighbors. 1.00

03:18:22.000 That is a weird one when you see those signs on people's lawns. 0.99

03:18:25.000 It's like, what are you doing?

03:18:27.000 Yeah. 1.00

03:18:28.000 How about you put, I love you, in your fucking yard. 1.00

03:18:31.000 How about you do that? 1.00

03:18:32.000 Or like, come over if you're hungry.

03:18:34.000 Do that!

03:18:35.000 That's badass!

03:18:37.000 I saw a dude in front of his house.

03:18:38.000 He had a painted, gigantic painted sign.

03:18:41.000 There's a hunk if you love Trump.

03:18:45.000 That is really... 1.00

03:18:46.000 He wanted everybody to walk in front of his house just all day fucking fuck fuck! 1.00

03:18:53.000 Torturing! 1.00

03:18:53.000 Fuck fuck fuck! 1.00

03:18:54.000 He's in there wearing hair like he... 1.00

03:18:55.000 That dude is not experiencing any peace.

03:18:58.000 No peace.

03:18:59.000 No peace.

03:19:00.000 No real peace because real peace... 1.00

03:19:01.000 Also fuck yous. 1.00

03:19:03.000 A lot of fuck yous, I'm sure. 1.00

03:19:04.000 People probably roll the window down and yell fuck you. 1.00

03:19:07.000 Fuck you! 1.00

03:19:08.000 You worship the golden calf! 1.00

03:19:09.000 Fucking fascist! 1.00

03:19:10.000 I worship the silver calf! 1.00

03:19:12.000 It's a war of idolaters!

03:19:14.000 You worship the monkey of light! 1.00

03:19:16.000 You dummy. 0.99

03:19:17.000 Yeah. 1.00

03:19:18.000 You fell for it.

03:19:19.000 You fell for it. 1.00

03:19:20.000 You sucker. 1.00

03:19:20.000 Yeah, it's the sparrow of wisdom. 1.00

03:19:23.000 You got taken in by the Trump cult.

03:19:23.000 Yeah, exactly, man.

03:19:24.000 Yeah, that MAGA cult.

03:19:26.000 Yeah, the whole time, the real reality is...

03:19:31.000 We're sharing a planet and we're all basically the same.

03:19:34.000 And that's the truth.

03:19:36.000 That's the truth.

03:19:37.000 That's the truth.

03:19:38.000 And some people are confused and some people aren't.

03:19:42.000 And the best thing to do is to help.

03:19:46.000 Just help. 1.00

03:19:47.000 Like your friend who put out the fucking fire. 0.99

03:19:49.000 He wasn't like, wait, who did you vote for again? 0.99

03:19:52.000 Right.

03:19:53.000 Well, I guarantee you that guy voted Democrat.

03:19:55.000 My friend is not.

03:19:59.000 It's like altruism is non-political.

03:20:03.000 Well, it used to be.

03:20:04.000 It used to be okay.

03:20:05.000 It used to be okay to have differing political views.

03:20:08.000 Yes!

03:20:08.000 People used to have friends that were Republicans and friends that were Democrats and everybody was okay together.

03:20:12.000 Now everybody's like isolated in a tribe after Trump. 0.75

03:20:15.000 Trump, because he's so bombastic and he's got so much ego and it's so crazy, like...

03:20:20.000 I think even if he's good to get us away from the swamp, he's bad for the way people interact with each other because they hated him so much.

03:20:28.000 There's never been a guy that, like, people openly hated like that, that was running for president.

03:20:33.000 I mean, name one that was president that people openly hated.

03:20:36.000 Because even W, after 9-11, people were on his side.

03:20:40.000 Yeah.

03:20:40.000 After 9-11, I remember he made that speech.

03:20:43.000 We all get all those people that did that. 0.98

03:20:45.000 We'll smoke them out of their holes. 1.00

03:20:46.000 Like, we were like, fuck, yeah. 1.00

03:20:48.000 Yeah. 1.00

03:20:49.000 Everybody was like, fuck yeah. 1.00

03:20:50.000 The whole country had fucking American flags in their cars. 0.99

03:20:52.000 People that are young that don't remember those days, maybe were too young for it. 0.98

03:20:56.000 It was a fundamental shift in the way everybody thought about everybody.

03:21:03.000 People were letting people in.

03:21:04.000 They were letting people change lanes.

03:21:07.000 People were waving to people.

03:21:09.000 It was weird.

03:21:10.000 It was weird.

03:21:12.000 Everybody had decided to chill the fuck out.

03:21:15.000 Yeah, man.

03:21:16.000 And joined together.

03:21:16.000 We realized, like, we're all in this together.

03:21:18.000 We're all Americans.

03:21:20.000 Yeah, you can do...

03:21:20.000 And that, you know...

03:21:22.000 You can do that without war. 0.56

03:21:23.000 You can do that without war, and you could do that the way you do... 0.85

03:21:27.000 Like, as above, so below. 0.92

03:21:29.000 If we, regardless of whatever the fucking news is telling us, why we should hate this person and why we should like that person, if we ignore all that shit, and we all just start finding ways to connect with each other, at the very least, just stop judging people as harshly as you are, I think the government will follow. 0.98

03:21:46.000 I think, like, we'll wag the dog, so to speak. 0.97

03:21:49.000 That the government is like a reflection of us, and that the more we, like, just...

03:21:56.000 Delete that folder. 0.99

03:21:58.000 Abandon the fucking programming. 0.99

03:22:00.000 Abandon the way they've been separating us into so many ridiculous factions that are supposed to hate each other. 1.00

03:22:08.000 The more we could expect the government to shift. 0.74

03:22:13.000 And maybe that's naive.

03:22:14.000 It might not be naive.

03:22:16.000 It might be the only way.

03:22:17.000 And also the people that get into the government, people that grow up with this message, instead of being indoctrinated into that system, they come in there with like...

03:22:26.000 An eye for change, like a mind for change.

03:22:28.000 It is possible.

03:22:30.000 Change is always possible.

03:22:31.000 Yes.

03:22:32.000 Because we are the living embodiment of the fact that change is possible, right?

03:22:36.000 We're the biggest experiment in self-government the world has ever known.

03:22:40.000 And right now, there's factions of our world that are working to try to undermine the whole self-government aspect of it. 0.96

03:22:49.000 Well, yeah, it's because the federal fucking government doesn't need to be that big. 0.96

03:22:53.000 I mean, we have this gargantuan fucking massive federal government that needs to get pared down. 0.98

03:23:00.000 And it wants to keep power. 0.97

03:23:04.000 And it wants to divide.

03:23:04.000 There's a lot of people in there.

03:23:06.000 There's a lot of people in there that need to be paid.

03:23:08.000 There's a lot of money flowing.

03:23:09.000 We're supposed to be on the same team.

03:23:11.000 Yes, we're all supposed to be Americans.

03:23:14.000 Brings me back to the aliens.

03:23:16.000 Yes.

03:23:16.000 Because if there is anything that's gonna wake people the fuck up to how weird this whole thing is, is if all these people that are coming forward All these people that are talking about us having retrieved alien crafts,

03:23:33.000 the Varginia incident in Brazil that they documented in that film, A Moment of Contact, which is an amazing James Fox movie.

03:23:41.000 I don't know if you've seen it. 0.94

03:23:42.000 It's fucking incredible. 0.98

03:23:44.000 It seems like there was a crashed UFO. It seems like there was a crashed UFO in Varginia, Brazil in 1996. And you go into the town, they have a replica of it that's at the beginning of the town. 0.99

03:23:56.000 It's like when you're entering into the town, they have a fucking UFO. Everyone who was alive back then has a story of seeing these things flying through the air. 0.85

03:24:04.000 The people that made contact with these creatures, one of them died of a horrible bacterial infection.

03:24:11.000 There's record of them transporting it to three different hospitals.

03:24:15.000 Wow. 1.00

03:24:16.000 Yeah, wild shit, man. 1.00

03:24:17.000 Wild shit. 1.00

03:24:18.000 They did an autopsy on it, supposedly. 1.00

03:24:20.000 The Air Force supposedly flew into Virginia, Brazil and came back with the wreckage.

03:24:25.000 Wow.

03:24:26.000 Yeah.

03:24:27.000 Why did Brazil give, oh, you mean the Brazilian Air Force?

03:24:30.000 No, the United States Air Force.

03:24:30.000 Why'd they give away their UFO? Because they probably had to.

03:24:35.000 Look, governments give countries aid, they do this, they do that, we work this, we'll protect you from that, we'll do this to help you from that.

03:24:44.000 There's a lot of weird shit going on, and if there's one country that really does have both possession of crashed UFOs and has a whole division, a secret division, where they find crashed UFOs and retrieve them,

03:25:01.000 and this is what this guy David Grush is saying. 0.98

03:25:03.000 He's saying they do have that, and they are in possession of that, and that they're lying to Congress.

03:25:07.000 They're not showing Congress this, and they're not showing the American people this.

03:25:11.000 But if they did, if we knew, how much of, I mean, that's the Ronald Reagan speech to the United Nations.

03:25:17.000 Did you ever hear that speech?

03:25:18.000 Yeah, sure.

03:25:19.000 It's an amazing speech.

03:25:20.000 Yeah, yeah.

03:25:21.000 Because it made all the people, the UFO dorks go, yes! 0.59

03:25:24.000 Right.

03:25:24.000 It's real!

03:25:25.000 But there was nothing forever.

03:25:27.000 Nothing. 1.00

03:25:28.000 To be a UFO fanatic from like 1980 to like 2017, you had to be a moron. 1.00

03:25:39.000 I was a moron. 0.99

03:25:40.000 Look, I was one of those guys. 1.00

03:25:42.000 But there was not much.

03:25:44.000 You weren't getting much.

03:25:45.000 You'd occasionally get a book.

03:25:46.000 I remember...

03:25:48.000 I mean, Roswell.

03:25:49.000 You had Roswell.

03:25:50.000 You did have Roswell, but you also had some weird stuff.

03:25:54.000 And one of the weird things we had was the abduction phenomenon.

03:25:59.000 That was very weird.

03:26:01.000 The guy from Harvard, John Mack, who did all those hypnotic regression sessions with people that claimed to have been abducted, and they were eerily similar.

03:26:12.000 Eerily similar.

03:26:13.000 But apparently people have questioned his methodology and people have questioned the leading nature of whether or not he led people into these thoughts by questioning and asking them, what have you experienced?

03:26:27.000 Have you been encountering UFOs as an alien?

03:26:31.000 I don't know what he asked.

03:26:33.000 You know what it's called, swamp gassing?

03:26:34.000 You know that term, swamp gassing?

03:26:37.000 No, what's that?

03:26:38.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

03:26:39.000 You attribute, yeah. 1.00

03:26:41.000 So people are having legitimate experiences all around the fucking planet, and then people are like, they're all crazy. 0.99

03:26:47.000 Right. 0.99

03:26:48.000 Or they were all tricked into saying something.

03:26:50.000 What are the criticisms of John?

03:26:51.000 See if you can find Google criticisms of John Mack abduction hypnotherapy.

03:26:57.000 Man, I gotta use the back.

03:26:58.000 This is the problem with these things.

03:27:00.000 Like, we have a zipper on the back.

03:27:04.000 Yeah, I gotta unzip you here before you can pee. 1.00

03:27:06.000 Should we end this?

03:27:08.000 We're at like four hours.

03:27:10.000 Four hours?

03:27:11.000 Yeah, it's been four hours.

03:27:12.000 Dude, we can't end it on the middle of a UFO thing.

03:27:15.000 We gotta finish out the UFO. I will piss in my fucking furry outfit. 1.00

03:27:21.000 Well, we don't have to. 1.00

03:27:23.000 We could just end.

03:27:24.000 No, I mean, I like to.

03:27:27.000 That's something...

03:27:27.000 I got it.

03:27:29.000 That's something Meow Meow does.

03:27:30.000 What do you got?

03:27:31.000 The John Mack thing.

03:27:31.000 I remember talking about this.

03:27:32.000 Oh, the John Mack thing.

03:27:33.000 Yeah.

03:27:33.000 That's right.

03:27:36.000 How are you doing?

03:27:37.000 You alright over there with your pee-pee?

03:27:38.000 It's hard, right?

03:27:39.000 It's hard to concentrate.

03:27:40.000 Meow Meow likes to pee on himself.

03:27:42.000 No, Meow Meow.

03:27:43.000 Don't do it in my studio.

03:27:44.000 Ari's already done that. 1.00

03:27:46.000 Ari's pissed in here half a dozen times. 1.00

03:27:48.000 In the old one, he used to piss in kombucha bottles.

03:27:53.000 Yeah, so he interviewed all those children in Zimbabwe that had a mass sighting, and that one's very compelling.

03:27:59.000 Very, very, very compelling.

03:28:00.000 Because all these kids have the same story, and he talks to them independently, and they all have the same story. 0.98

03:28:06.000 Look, man, if these fucking whistleblowers are telling the truth, we have been visited. 0.98

03:28:10.000 Yeah. 0.99

03:28:11.000 And these kids are telling the truth, which makes way more sense than they're all just lying and they all have the same story.

03:28:16.000 Yeah.

03:28:17.000 Doesn't make sense.

03:28:18.000 It's gonna be so fun to go back through every single, like, one of these events that we have, like, rolled our eyes at.

03:28:26.000 From the perspective that we have UFOs.

03:28:29.000 Can you play some of this, Jamie?

03:28:30.000 What I remember reading about this, though, I just want to add this in.

03:28:33.000 I read that this would be antithetical to what he's saying or what we're hearing right now.

03:28:39.000 He spoke to all these kids in a big room.

03:28:43.000 There's like 60 kids, and he talked to them all at once.

03:28:45.000 And Asik sort of was leading them on questions.

03:28:48.000 Did you see this?

03:28:48.000 Did you see that?

03:28:49.000 And a couple of them did.

03:28:50.000 And then when they're in this environment where he's talking to them one-on-one, they're kind of all remembering what they talked about in that room.

03:28:55.000 That's what I read.

03:28:56.000 Oh, interesting.

03:28:56.000 I don't know if that's exactly what happened, but that's what I read.

03:28:59.000 But let's hear the kids talk.

03:29:01.000 Where was the pointy part?

03:29:02.000 Was the pointy part in here, or was the pointy part up there?

03:29:09.000 Back it up, Jamie, so I can hear what he's talking about here.

03:29:13.000 Did you see the eyes?

03:29:16.000 Yeah, here it is.

03:29:17.000 What did they look like?

03:29:18.000 They looked like they did.

03:29:23.000 Where was the pointy part?

03:29:24.000 Was the pointy part in here or was the pointy part up there?

03:29:29.000 And what was the feeling when you looked at the eyes?

03:29:34.000 It was scary.

03:29:39.000 Scary why?

03:29:40.000 What made it scary?

03:29:42.000 The eyes looked evil.

03:29:56.000 It looked evil because it was just staring at me.

03:30:00.000 With what?

03:30:01.000 Staring at you as if what?

03:30:03.000 As if to do what?

03:30:06.000 As if it wanted to come and take us.

03:30:09.000 As if it wanted to come and take you?

03:30:10.000 That was the feeling you got?

03:30:12.000 That it wanted you to go with it?

03:30:15.000 Did you feel like you wanted to go with it?

03:30:17.000 No.

03:30:19.000 What was the effect on you when you felt it wanted to have you go with it?

03:30:24.000 I just unmoved to when I started crying.

03:30:27.000 They came running up here in such a panic.

03:30:30.000 And I mean, even if we had staged it, they could not have run all together like that.

03:30:34.000 Even if we practiced it, I don't know how many times.

03:30:37.000 They came up here like a living snake.

03:30:40.000 We were in a staff meeting and we just heard them screaming, screaming, and a child can't make that up.

03:30:48.000 I was very skeptical in the beginning as well.

03:30:51.000 I believed that they'd seen something, but I wasn't prepared to accept that it was anything supernatural, anything like that.

03:30:58.000 So if we know now that they actually do visit, and that there actually has been some sort of contact, and when that guy was describing, you have physical bodies He's saying if you have a crashed vehicle, sometimes you have a dead pilot.

03:31:15.000 That was his way of describing it. 0.98

03:31:16.000 I'm like, holy shit, man. 0.99

03:31:18.000 Yeah. 0.99

03:31:19.000 That means they come and there's an actual alien?

03:31:21.000 Yeah. 0.95

03:31:22.000 So imagine you're in Zimbabwe and you're a kid just hanging out at school and a fucking actual UFO lands and aliens get out and you think they're thinking about taking you? 0.94

03:31:31.000 Yeah. 0.97

03:31:31.000 And that was kind of planted in her head by him, I felt like. 0.97

03:31:34.000 Right.

03:31:35.000 I felt like that was kind of leading.

03:31:37.000 Like he led her to say that.

03:31:39.000 I feel like there's a way that you could have talked to her.

03:31:41.000 First of all, you'd have to calm her down first.

03:31:44.000 My strategy would be to get her very relaxed talking first.

03:31:48.000 I don't know if they did that.

03:31:49.000 But ask her a bunch of questions.

03:31:51.000 What do you like to do?

03:31:52.000 What's your favorite part of school?

03:31:54.000 What's your favorite subject?

03:31:56.000 Do you play any sports?

03:31:57.000 Do you have any games you like?

03:31:58.000 Just talk about it.

03:31:58.000 Kids love to talk about things they like to talk about.

03:32:00.000 Right.

03:32:01.000 And then go, I'm really sorry this happened to you, but can you tell me what happened?

03:32:06.000 And then just let them talk.

03:32:08.000 Let them talk.

03:32:09.000 And you don't say, did you feel like it was trying to take you?

03:32:12.000 Right.

03:32:13.000 Don't plant anything.

03:32:15.000 I think with a little kid, you have to say, so why was it evil?

03:32:20.000 Was it evil because you couldn't see their eyeball because their eyes were different?

03:32:23.000 Right.

03:32:24.000 What felt evil? 1.00

03:32:25.000 Because if you look into a fucking eagle's eyes, they look evil. 1.00

03:32:28.000 Sure. 1.00

03:32:29.000 Eagles look evil.

03:32:31.000 Their eyes are looking at you like this.

03:32:32.000 They're glaring. 0.99

03:32:33.000 If an eagle was as big as you, it would be fucking terrifying. 0.98

03:32:36.000 Dude, that would be the worst, but you could saddle them. 0.98

03:32:40.000 But do you know they used to have a bird like that?

03:32:43.000 It was called a terror bird.

03:32:44.000 It was like an enormous bird that lived in North America that was like...

03:32:47.000 I think it was way bigger than like...

03:32:51.000 A human being. 0.99

03:32:51.000 They were fucking huge. 0.99

03:32:53.000 Huge predatory birds that didn't fly. 0.99

03:32:56.000 You ever heard of these things?

03:32:57.000 Terror birds?

03:32:58.000 Terror birds, yeah.

03:32:59.000 Google terror birds. 0.99

03:33:03.000 There was these ancient birds that lived, oh fuck, I don't know how long ago, man, but they were fucking enormous. 0.99

03:33:12.000 Look, there's some images of like what one looked like next yeah the up top where it looked like no no no up top up top That's the that's that's how big they were so you could have ridden one of these Oh, yeah fucking for sure if it didn't eat your dick immediately it would swallow you whole you ever see like a Fucking pelican swallow a seagull whole dude. 0.99

03:33:31.000 That would be what it would be doing to a human gulp you down That was a real animal, dude. 0.99

03:33:36.000 That is how I would dress if I rode one. 0.99

03:33:39.000 Imagine if you could fucking get one of those things to follow your lead. 0.99

03:33:42.000 Look, he's got a bite, a thing in its mouth, a bridle. 0.98

03:33:45.000 But the reality was, I think they were way before people.

03:33:49.000 Like, when do these things exist?

03:33:52.000 Terrorbird exists here. 1.00

03:33:55.000 The size of these motherfuckers. 0.99

03:33:57.000 What an awesome name for a bird, too. 1.00

03:33:59.000 Fucking cool. 0.98

03:34:00.000 They range from 3 meters to 10 feet. 0.99

03:34:03.000 What does it say?

03:34:04.000 You can cut it out there.

03:34:05.000 It says they range from 1 to 3 meters, so 3 to 10 feet.

03:34:09.000 So a big one was 10 feet tall.

03:34:12.000 So 53 to, wow, 100,000 years ago.

03:34:17.000 So they lived alongside human beings.

03:34:19.000 Oh my god. 1.00

03:34:20.000 Fuck that. 1.00

03:34:20.000 Oh my god. 1.00

03:34:22.000 No wonder why they're dead. 1.00

03:34:23.000 We probably fucking slayed those cunts. 1.00

03:34:24.000 We got rid of them. 1.00

03:34:25.000 There's even a slightly smaller version dating to 18,000 to 96,000 years ago.

03:34:30.000 Oh my god.

03:34:30.000 18,000 is even closer.

03:34:31.000 Dude, imagine what those talons could do to you. 0.99

03:34:34.000 Click on that one, the relatively small one.

03:34:36.000 How big is that?

03:34:39.000 Relatively small.

03:34:41.000 Look at that dagger beak.

03:34:44.000 What does it say?

03:34:45.000 2.6 feet.

03:34:47.000 820 pounds.

03:34:49.000 You've seen that shoebill, right? 0.99

03:34:51.000 You've seen that fucking creepy thing that lives in the Congo? 1.00

03:34:54.000 No, man. 1.00

03:34:54.000 I come here for all my biology because, like, you show me... 1.00

03:34:58.000 Dude, shoebills are awesome.

03:34:59.000 Oh, yeah, I've seen that.

03:35:00.000 Those things are cool.

03:35:01.000 They're huge, too.

03:35:01.000 Shoebills are, like, four feet tall.

03:35:03.000 This is a giant-ass bird. 0.90

03:35:05.000 And they clack their teeth together. 0.92

03:35:06.000 They clack their bills.

03:35:07.000 They're like...

03:35:10.000 You never heard it?

03:35:11.000 No. 1.00

03:35:13.000 Fuck that! 1.00

03:35:15.000 Get out of my yard! 1.00

03:35:20.000 That's how they let you know they're coming.

03:35:22.000 Look at those eyes. 1.00

03:35:23.000 If you're a little kid and you see that eye getting out of a spaceship, you'd be like, what the fuck, man? 1.00

03:35:27.000 Look at that thing! 1.00

03:35:28.000 Look at that thing. 1.00

03:35:29.000 Look at that motherfucker. 1.00

03:35:31.000 And they fuck fish up. 1.00

03:35:34.000 They fuck fish up. 1.00

03:35:36.000 There's a crazy video of a shoebill. 1.00

03:35:39.000 There it is.

03:35:40.000 It's eating a snakehead fish.

03:35:42.000 So those snakehead fishes, those fish get out of the water and they walk on land to try to find more water. 0.99

03:35:50.000 So you have this fucking dinosaur fish getting eaten by this dinosaur bird. 0.99

03:35:55.000 You finally make it out of your lake and that fucking thing eats? 1.00

03:36:01.000 Dude, we're so lucky we got born as humans. 1.00

03:36:03.000 And you're walking like this, like, Jesus Christ, get me to the water, get me to the fucking water! 1.00

03:36:06.000 Nope! 1.00

03:36:07.000 The clamps of death.

03:36:10.000 Look at those things.

03:36:11.000 Look, you've showed up!

03:36:12.000 You've been promoting these birds!

03:36:16.000 That's so meta!

03:36:20.000 Two thousand episodes, man!

03:36:22.000 Two thousand episodes, my brother.

03:36:23.000 And you've been there from the very beginning.

03:36:25.000 We've had some of my very favorite fun podcasts, and I think this is my favorite of all of them.

03:36:31.000 I love you to do it, brother.

03:36:32.000 Likewise!

03:36:32.000 I love you too, Joe.

03:36:33.000 You're the best.

03:36:34.000 Thank you so much.

03:36:34.000 My pleasure.

03:36:34.000 Thanks for doing this show.

03:36:35.000 Thanks to letting me be on it.

03:36:37.000 Please.

03:36:37.000 And thank you for Duncan Trussell Family Hour.

03:36:39.000 That's my favorite podcast.

03:36:41.000 Oh, my brother.

03:36:41.000 Thank you.

03:36:42.000 I listen to your podcast all the time.

03:36:43.000 No, you don't.

03:36:44.000 Don't tell me that.

03:36:44.000 I'll get nervous.

03:36:45.000 You have the best ads of all time.

03:36:46.000 Thanks, man.

03:36:47.000 You really do.

03:36:47.000 And when I need something fun and interesting, I go to your podcast all the time.

03:36:50.000 It's amazing.

03:36:52.000 Man.

03:36:52.000 And all the different episodes that we've done and all the different outfits.

03:36:55.000 I think my favorite was when we were dressed up like clowns and they quoted us on Fox News.

03:36:59.000 One of the greatest moments of my life.

03:37:01.000 Ahhh! 0.55

03:37:02.000 Well, they'll probably do that with this one with furries. 0.98

03:37:04.000 Joe, can I plug one show?

03:37:05.000 Yeah, please do.

03:37:06.000 Coming up, Dania Beach Improv.

03:37:09.000 You can find the ticket links at DuncanTrustle.com. 1.00

03:37:12.000 You, dude, you're the fucking man. 0.99

03:37:13.000 I love you to death. 1.00

03:37:14.000 Hare Krishna.

03:37:15.000 Thank you, Joe.

03:37:15.000 I'm so glad you're out here, too.

03:37:16.000 Oh, thanks for luring us all out here, man.

03:37:20.000 We love Austin.

03:37:22.000 Thank you.

03:37:23.000 I love Austin.

03:37:24.000 I'm happy, too.

03:37:24.000 There it is.

03:37:25.000 Dania Beach, Florida. 1.00

03:37:26.000 Oh, shit! 1.00

03:37:27.000 Oh, my God. 1.00

03:37:28.000 Oh, that's so weird, dude.

03:37:29.000 Oh, my God.

03:37:30.000 That's nuts.

03:37:31.000 That's nuts.

03:37:33.000 How is that possible?

03:37:34.000 I don't know, man, because I generated that with an AI. Wow, that's weird.

03:37:41.000 Internet.

The Joe Rogan Experience - June 20, 2023

Joe Rogan Experience #2000 - Duncan Trussell

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