The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience #2005 - Tom Segura

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00:00:12.000 Yee-haw.

00:00:13.000 What's up, Tommy?

00:00:13.000 What's up, my man?

00:00:14.000 How are you, my brother?

00:00:15.000 What's crackhead?

00:00:16.000 I'm super stoked, man.

00:00:17.000 Thanks for having me.

00:00:18.000 Looking good.

00:00:19.000 Looking lean. 1.00

00:00:20.000 You fucking stuck with it, man. 1.00

00:00:23.000 You fucking stuck with it. 1.00

00:00:24.000 Tried to. 0.99

00:00:25.000 Yeah, I've been working hard at it, actually.

00:00:26.000 It's crazy.

00:00:27.000 I mean, you've been so consistent.

00:00:29.000 It's amazing.

00:00:30.000 Isn't it weird how that works?

00:00:33.000 That's what I've said to a few people, and they're like, yeah, that's what happened.

00:00:38.000 I mean, I don't know.

00:00:40.000 I think I had this, I don't know if I told you, this mentality before where I would go, if I got to a number on the scale, I thought of it as like a finish line.

00:00:52.000 I didn't realize I was doing it, but I was.

00:00:54.000 I was going, oh, I got there.

00:00:55.000 Right.

00:00:56.000 And then you just kind of go, well, if you're done, you're done.

00:00:59.000 And then you just kind of regress.

00:01:02.000 So I just realized now that it's just, it is every day.

00:01:07.000 It is life.

00:01:07.000 It's life.

00:01:08.000 It's part of life, yeah.

00:01:09.000 Yeah, if you can think about it that way...

00:01:11.000 Also, you've got to think about delayed gratitude.

00:01:15.000 Delayed gratitude is a very important concept if you want to have a happy life.

00:01:18.000 You can't just have gratitude in front of your face all the time.

00:01:21.000 You'll just be a mess.

00:01:22.000 You want delayed gratitude, specifically for your physical health, because you don't feel good in the end of the day.

00:01:30.000 When I don't work out, if I have a day that I blow it off, which is rare, but it does happen.

00:01:34.000 If I blow it off, at the end of the day I feel like a loser. 1.00

00:01:37.000 I know that's stupid. 1.00

00:01:38.000 I know it's stupid, but it's that feeling inside of you that you didn't get ahead. 1.00

00:01:45.000 It's one thing if it's like I need a rest day. 0.99

00:01:47.000 Rest days, I love them.

00:01:49.000 Let me watch TV. I watch a movie.

00:01:50.000 Sure.

00:01:51.000 And you've got to listen to your body on that, for sure.

00:01:53.000 And also your mind.

00:01:55.000 I think your mind needs rest days.

00:01:56.000 I enjoy a rest day now. 0.99

00:01:59.000 Really, I fucking... 1.00

00:02:01.000 If you don't do the things you know you're supposed to do, you have that fucking nagging thing in your head. 1.00

00:02:08.000 That thing in your head, that nagging thing, that's hours and hours and hours and hours and hours of your day. 0.99

00:02:13.000 Yeah.

00:02:14.000 Whereas the workout, you could just get 20 minutes in and that feeling's gone.

00:02:18.000 Totally.

00:02:19.000 Just get 20 minutes in.

00:02:20.000 There's the I feel like a loser thing, but there's also this even another layer to it where on days when I don't do anything physical and it's towards the end of the day, I kind of go like, what's wrong with me?

00:02:36.000 And Christina might be like, what's going on with you?

00:02:40.000 And then sometimes it takes me a moment and I'll be like, I didn't work out today.

00:02:43.000 Yep.

00:02:44.000 That's what it is.

00:02:45.000 Oh, I go, yeah, so I have, like, this...

00:02:46.000 Mental health. 1.00

00:02:47.000 Yeah, it's fucking with my head. 0.97

00:02:49.000 I also have this, like, the anxiety has manifested itself physically, so I just have this, like, oh, I didn't exert myself. 0.98

00:02:58.000 So it's all together, and I go, that's what it is.

00:03:02.000 So I go, tomorrow morning, I just gotta get it in right away.

00:03:05.000 Yeah, it's just one of those things, like brushing your teeth. 0.99

00:03:07.000 You gotta fucking do it. 0.98

00:03:08.000 You don't want to do it. 0.99

00:03:09.000 You do it, then you feel better afterwards.

00:03:11.000 Like... 1.00

00:03:11.000 In little bursts of that, that's how I feel every time I get in that stupid cold plunge. 1.00

00:03:15.000 Every time I want to do it, every time I do it, I don't want to do it. 1.00

00:03:17.000 It always sucks. 0.99

00:03:18.000 It sucks. 1.00

00:03:19.000 It never feels good. 0.95

00:03:20.000 We had this thing where we were doing, we had to bank episodes of our podcasts.

00:03:24.000 So that means we were going into the studio at like, I don't know, 9 or 10, and then just spending the day there, right?

00:03:32.000 And I knew that when I got home, I'd be wiped.

00:03:35.000 And we got, you know, we'll be with the kids, and we got to do dinner and get them ready for it.

00:03:39.000 So I was like...

00:03:39.000 I'm just going to get up.

00:03:40.000 And so every day I just got up a little earlier.

00:03:45.000 Cold plunge first.

00:03:47.000 So it's like that was my morning cough.

00:03:49.000 It's the first thing I did. 0.95

00:03:50.000 Wakes you right the fuck up. 0.97

00:03:51.000 Right the fuck up. 0.92

00:03:52.000 And then right to the gym.

00:03:53.000 And so that I would arrive at the studio in the best mood.

00:03:57.000 Yeah!

00:03:58.000 Just like really in a great mood.

00:04:00.000 Yeah!

00:04:01.000 And then I would zip through the day, and I mean, even they were like, wow, you're like, nice.

00:04:06.000 You know, like the staff.

00:04:08.000 Dude, it's like, if you could take that in a pill form, it would be the most popular pill in the world.

00:04:13.000 100%.

00:04:13.000 No question.

00:04:14.000 Yeah.

00:04:15.000 Yeah.

00:04:15.000 And we're not talking about, like, being a bodybuilder.

00:04:18.000 We're not talking about killing yourself.

00:04:19.000 Just getting your heart pumping, getting your sweat going, get those muscles moving, exert yourself. 0.99

00:04:27.000 I can get a fucking pretty good workout in 20 minutes. 0.84

00:04:31.000 You can definitely get your heart going. 0.99

00:04:33.000 Yeah. 0.94

00:04:34.000 If I'm fucking super pressed for time. 0.57

00:04:36.000 You know what's crazy is when I work out right after cold plunging, sometimes you're like, wait, how come I'm not sweating? 0.93

00:04:42.000 And you don't realize that your core temperature has dropped like 17 degrees.

00:04:45.000 And you're like, oh.

00:04:46.000 Yeah.

00:04:47.000 You're at 34 degrees for three minutes.

00:04:49.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:04:49.000 What the fuck? 1.00

00:04:50.000 Duh. 1.00

00:04:50.000 I work out outside after I do that. 1.00

00:04:54.000 Oh, nice.

00:04:54.000 So I do the series of 100 bodyweight squats and 100 pushups every morning.

00:04:59.000 And the way I do it is I do it as my warmup now.

00:05:01.000 It's a good warmup to do right after you get out of the cold plunge.

00:05:04.000 So by the time I'm done with those, I'm warmed up.

00:05:06.000 Wow.

00:05:07.000 Yeah.

00:05:08.000 But it's nice to do outside.

00:05:09.000 Yeah, that is cool.

00:05:11.000 It's one of the only times that I really don't mind heat, like real heat, is during workouts.

00:05:17.000 Yeah.

00:05:17.000 I like working out in heat.

00:05:18.000 It's good for you.

00:05:19.000 I do not like a cold gym.

00:05:21.000 No.

00:05:22.000 When the air conditioning's blasting in a gym, I don't like that.

00:05:24.000 No, I don't like that either.

00:05:26.000 You know Kronk Gym, where Tommy Hearns used to train?

00:05:30.000 They always kept the temperature up very high.

00:05:32.000 They did?

00:05:32.000 Yeah, they kept it like 95 degrees.

00:05:34.000 Yeah, in Detroit.

00:05:36.000 And the reason, well, Manuel Stewart was a genius, boxing genius, but also a genius physically.

00:05:41.000 He knew.

00:05:41.000 It's just like working out in a sauna.

00:05:43.000 Like, the sauna actually gives you cardiovascular benefit just sitting there because your heart's beating faster because it's trying to, your body's trying to cool you off.

00:05:50.000 Right. 1.00

00:05:50.000 You're hot as fuck. 1.00

00:05:51.000 You know, I've had the heart strap on in the sauna and it got up to 147 degrees. 1.00

00:05:57.000 Excuse me, 147 beats per minute.

00:05:59.000 Just sitting there.

00:06:00.000 Yeah, just sitting there.

00:06:01.000 Yeah, your body's like, what's happening?

00:06:03.000 Especially because you do it after a workout.

00:06:05.000 Yeah. 0.89

00:06:05.000 So I'm already fucking exhausted. 0.89

00:06:07.000 And then I get in that oven for 20 minutes. 0.98

00:06:09.000 And at the end of that 20 minutes, my heart is jacked.

00:06:11.000 So you're getting static cardio just sitting there.

00:06:14.000 Just sitting there.

00:06:15.000 So if you're doing a boxing workout and it's 95 degrees, your heart is jacked.

00:06:19.000 Yeah.

00:06:19.000 You're getting really worked out.

00:06:21.000 That's hard.

00:06:22.000 That's like running with weights on.

00:06:23.000 Yeah, and then imagine that feeling right after that.

00:06:25.000 Like when you're done.

00:06:26.000 Yeah.

00:06:27.000 The relief.

00:06:28.000 Like a hot yoga class.

00:06:29.000 Remember when we were doing hot yoga?

00:06:31.000 How many did we do?

00:06:32.000 15 in a month?

00:06:33.000 We did 15. Yeah.

00:06:35.000 That was nice, dude.

00:06:36.000 That was nice.

00:06:37.000 Yeah.

00:06:38.000 Something about leaving those.

00:06:39.000 I went to one here in Austin.

00:06:41.000 Yeah?

00:06:42.000 Yeah.

00:06:42.000 I went to a hot yoga class, and it was like, you just walk outside, and you're like, this isn't any different.

00:06:46.000 This is the exact same temperature.

00:06:49.000 Yeah, it's just yoga with no AC on it.

00:06:51.000 God, yeah.

00:06:52.000 But you do feel this.

00:06:53.000 And then the way that a cold drink tastes right after that, it's unreal.

00:07:00.000 Yeah, just water.

00:07:01.000 Yeah, just water.

00:07:01.000 Just the cold water.

00:07:02.000 So good.

00:07:03.000 It just feels so good.

00:07:05.000 Do you take electrolytes?

00:07:07.000 I do, every day.

00:07:09.000 I travel with the packets and everything.

00:07:10.000 Which ones are you taking?

00:07:11.000 I have Liquid IV. I take those pouches with me everywhere.

00:07:15.000 I take those too.

00:07:16.000 And I also take them...

00:07:17.000 I have a big one before bed.

00:07:19.000 I fill up a big canteen.

00:07:21.000 Do you have to get up to piss in the middle of the night?

00:07:22.000 Yes.

00:07:23.000 That's annoying.

00:07:24.000 It's annoying.

00:07:25.000 Not too much.

00:07:26.000 I don't do it right before bed, but I have an evening one.

00:07:29.000 Because I remembered, even from high school football in Florida...

00:07:33.000 That they would go, if you're cramping, it's too late.

00:07:40.000 It's not going to help you then.

00:07:42.000 It's all about the prep for it.

00:07:44.000 So that day before you exert yourself, electrolyte boost is what's going to help you more.

00:07:50.000 So I always try to do it at night, too.

00:07:53.000 That makes sense.

00:07:53.000 Just keeping a steady state in your body.

00:07:56.000 Yeah, it should be something that you take every day.

00:07:59.000 But the big thing, dude, I never hated...

00:08:02.000 I wasn't one of those people who was like, I hate the gym or I hate working out.

00:08:05.000 It really is being consistent with food, too.

00:08:07.000 That's a big thing.

00:08:09.000 I didn't realize how much I... Well, I knew I was eating poorly a lot.

00:08:14.000 I just had no sense of...

00:08:18.000 Portion control.

00:08:19.000 What turned it around?

00:08:20.000 Was it those contests?

00:08:21.000 Was it the weight loss contest?

00:08:22.000 I guess it's a little bit of everything.

00:08:24.000 I think actually getting severely injured and just being like, first of all, I think hearing people being like, oh, you're really going to fall apart now.

00:08:35.000 Now that you've been injured, you're going to be a mess.

00:08:38.000 You're going to gain like 100 pounds.

00:08:40.000 People would say that.

00:08:41.000 Who said that to you, Bert?

00:08:44.000 It's actually his wife.

00:08:46.000 His wife said it to you?

00:08:47.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:08:47.000 Jesus Christ.

00:08:48.000 But she was just in the moment saying it.

00:08:50.000 But no, she wasn't the only one.

00:08:51.000 You're going to gain 100 pounds.

00:08:52.000 She was like, you're going to get real fat, Tom.

00:08:54.000 You're going to be fatter than my husband. 0.84

00:08:56.000 We're going to make fun of you. 0.90

00:08:57.000 I was like, that's impossible.

00:08:59.000 But it wasn't even just that.

00:09:01.000 It was other people, too.

00:09:03.000 Other people would be like, I mean, I would see it. 0.99

00:09:05.000 When I open up Twitter or something, they're like, this dude's about to be a fucking whale. 1.00

00:09:11.000 Wow. 0.99

00:09:11.000 Yeah, because they saw you like, Well, you're laying in a bed. 0.99

00:09:15.000 So I think that kind of started it.

00:09:17.000 And then what happened was my PT, we were doing all the rehab stuff, and she was the one who was like, are people telling you you're going to get way out of shape?

00:09:27.000 She goes, yeah.

00:09:28.000 She goes, you know it's going to be the opposite, right?

00:09:29.000 And I was like, what?

00:09:30.000 She goes, you're going to be in the best shape of your life.

00:09:33.000 And I was like, why?

00:09:34.000 She's like, because you're going to be so focused on rehab.

00:09:37.000 And you're going to feel better doing it, and you're just going to want to get, like she was the one who, Dr. Karen Joubert.

00:09:43.000 So we have to break Bert's arm.

00:09:45.000 We have to break multiple limbs. 1.00

00:09:49.000 We got to fucking, we should hit him with a bus. 1.00

00:09:52.000 You know what, do you remember the moment of reflection after this last Sober October, we were all out there, we were all going to go do a show, and I said, come do the show with us. 0.99

00:09:59.000 And Bert was like, I can't go out.

00:10:01.000 If I go out, I'm going to drink, and I don't want to drink. 0.96

00:10:03.000 I'm really going to get my shit together now.

00:10:05.000 Do you remember that?

00:10:06.000 No, I don't actually.

00:10:07.000 Where were we here?

00:10:08.000 You might not have been there.

00:10:09.000 You might not have been why he was saying it.

00:10:10.000 We were right out in front.

00:10:11.000 Oh, because I left a few minutes before, remember?

00:10:13.000 Oh, that's right.

00:10:14.000 I was like, I gotta go put the kids down.

00:10:16.000 Yeah, I was trying to get him to come to the show with us.

00:10:18.000 And he didn't want to do it.

00:10:20.000 Yeah.

00:10:20.000 You know?

00:10:21.000 He just likes the party. 0.99

00:10:22.000 Hey, the party's great, but I think he partied during October when we had Sober October, and I still think he had a great fucking time. 0.98

00:10:30.000 I saw his shows. 0.99

00:10:31.000 Looks like he was killing it.

00:10:33.000 Yeah.

00:10:33.000 You know what I mean?

00:10:34.000 It doesn't make it more of a party to get fucked up every night. 0.99

00:10:40.000 It's just unsustainable. 0.98

00:10:43.000 That's what I worry about.

00:10:44.000 When we first did the Sober October thing, that was part of the discussion.

00:10:49.000 We were all like, hey, Bert drinks too much.

00:10:54.000 And I smoke too much weed.

00:10:56.000 Let's try to work this out.

00:11:00.000 Turns out smoking too much weed is way better for you.

00:11:03.000 I think it is.

00:11:04.000 He's on a bender right now, too, on this tour he's on.

00:11:08.000 I'm sure.

00:11:08.000 Jesus Christ.

00:11:09.000 He looks like a moon pie.

00:11:11.000 A moon pie with a beard.

00:11:14.000 He's so swollen.

00:11:15.000 He's so swollen. 1.00

00:11:17.000 Shit, this reminds me of that Joey Diaz line where I go, you've seen Birdie, he goes, I thought he was a Chinese guy. 0.99

00:11:25.000 He's having a good time, though. 0.98

00:11:26.000 I'm very happy for him, too.

00:11:28.000 I'm happy for the movie and these arenas.

00:11:31.000 That festival is a huge success.

00:11:34.000 It's incredible.

00:11:34.000 Watching him do these shows in these arenas and seeing these crowds, I'm like, wow.

00:11:39.000 It's pretty wild.

00:11:40.000 It's pretty wild, dude.

00:11:41.000 It is pretty wild.

00:11:41.000 And you go back to him taking that chance and leaving the Travel Channel.

00:11:45.000 Yeah, it was a big risk on his part, actually.

00:11:49.000 Because that's the equivalent of...

00:11:51.000 Because we all knew comics like this.

00:11:53.000 And it's just the reality of what it is.

00:11:57.000 When you start working as a comedian, you have your circle of friends.

00:12:03.000 There's a number of them who, as you start to do road gigs, and these are low-paying.

00:12:09.000 You're not a ticket seller.

00:12:10.000 You're just doing these gigs.

00:12:11.000 And you're like, are you going to do some of these gigs?

00:12:15.000 And they're like, nah, I have this job.

00:12:19.000 And the job provides the consistency and the comfort.

00:12:26.000 It's reliable.

00:12:27.000 They're like, I'll get my paycheck.

00:12:29.000 And then what happens is, They're making more money than you. 1.00

00:12:34.000 Because you're doing the bullshit comic. 0.98

00:12:36.000 But then your comedy starts to get better. 0.99

00:12:39.000 Because you're doing stand-up all the time.

00:12:41.000 And then you get more opportunities.

00:12:43.000 And then they go, hey, I want to do that.

00:12:46.000 But five years have gone by.

00:12:48.000 And you're like, yeah, but you've been in this day job.

00:12:51.000 And then all of a sudden you're getting opportunities to do TV specials.

00:12:57.000 They want you to just grab their hand.

00:12:59.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:13:00.000 Take them with you on the road.

00:13:01.000 What happened?

00:13:02.000 You're like, well, you didn't take the leap.

00:13:04.000 And Bert kind of had that comfort of that TV show.

00:13:08.000 It's a good check. 0.95

00:13:09.000 It's not a bullshit check. 0.76

00:13:11.000 It's a good living. 0.95

00:13:12.000 It's on TV. But when he decided, no, no, I got to go make a full leap, that's a leap.

00:13:20.000 That's a leap.

00:13:21.000 And then it paid off, obviously, tremendously.

00:13:23.000 Yeah, you know the story.

00:13:24.000 I called him up when he was on a motorcycle in Vietnam.

00:13:27.000 Yeah.

00:13:27.000 And I was like, you gotta quit that job.

00:13:28.000 Yeah.

00:13:29.000 Yeah.

00:13:30.000 But I was right.

00:13:31.000 I was like, you can't just...

00:13:32.000 First of all, it's just not healthy for you or your family for you to be gone three, four months at a time.

00:13:36.000 No, no.

00:13:37.000 It's crazy.

00:13:38.000 And I know you're working and you gotta do what you gotta do.

00:13:41.000 But it can't...

00:13:42.000 It's not good for you.

00:13:42.000 No.

00:13:43.000 And also, you're just...

00:13:44.000 You're not reaching your potential as a stand-up.

00:13:46.000 You're a hilarious guy.

00:13:47.000 Yeah.

00:13:48.000 You're great on podcasts.

00:13:49.000 Totally.

00:13:50.000 That's where you should be focusing your energy. 0.99

00:13:52.000 But back when he first got on that show, podcasts were bullshit. 0.99

00:13:56.000 Like when he first told the machine story on my podcast, who the fuck is watching it? 0.99

00:14:00.000 No one's watching it. 0.95

00:14:01.000 No, yeah. 1.00

00:14:02.000 Podcasts were bullshit. 0.99

00:14:02.000 So it was like me saying, go do a podcast. 0.99

00:14:05.000 Like, what the fuck? 0.99

00:14:06.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:14:06.000 I have kids. 1.00

00:14:07.000 I know.

00:14:07.000 What are you talking about?

00:14:08.000 This isn't a job.

00:14:09.000 I can't quit a TV job.

00:14:10.000 Yeah, it sounds insane.

00:14:12.000 Yeah.

00:14:12.000 Because I started to do bigger shows and selling out clubs back then, too.

00:14:18.000 And he was like, how is this happening?

00:14:19.000 I was like, I'm doing stand-up all the time.

00:14:22.000 I do this podcast every week.

00:14:24.000 I just got a special out.

00:14:26.000 All of it combined together.

00:14:28.000 And I was like, you can do this, too.

00:14:30.000 And he was like, oh, I don't know.

00:14:32.000 And then I remember him telling me, he's like, I did it.

00:14:36.000 I quit.

00:14:37.000 I'm not doing the Travel Channel.

00:14:38.000 Amazing.

00:14:39.000 I'm going to go all in.

00:14:40.000 Well, it worked out, luckily.

00:14:42.000 Yeah.

00:14:42.000 Jesus Christ.

00:14:43.000 Well, I could go the other way, too.

00:14:44.000 Yeah.

00:14:44.000 But that thing about guys who don't take the leap, I bet that's in every walk of life where people just don't...

00:14:51.000 But whatever it is, you're not all in.

00:14:54.000 But if you're... 0.97

00:14:55.000 That's the fucking haunting thing about the comedy world. 0.98

00:14:58.000 If you're not all in and someone else is... 0.99

00:15:01.000 I remember when I was on Fear Factor.

00:15:02.000 So I was...

00:15:05.000 You know, doing stand-up when I could, but goddammit, I was working a lot.

00:15:08.000 I was working a lot.

00:15:09.000 It was a lot of hours.

00:15:11.000 And I remember I'd go to the store and I'd run into someone who was a full-time comic and they're on the road.

00:15:17.000 Yeah, I just did West Palm.

00:15:19.000 I was there Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

00:15:21.000 I was like, oh.

00:15:22.000 Yeah.

00:15:23.000 That sounds so much better.

00:15:24.000 Sounds like so much more fun.

00:15:26.000 Yeah.

00:15:26.000 Talent jokes.

00:15:28.000 Yeah.

00:15:28.000 To me, it was like doing stand-up seemed so much better.

00:15:32.000 It just seemed like a better life.

00:15:34.000 Like, that's what I'm...

00:15:36.000 It's more interesting.

00:15:37.000 You also have to have a...

00:15:39.000 Like, when I look back at the choices I made early on in stand-up, you know, you actually are in a bit of denial about...

00:15:49.000 How bad you are?

00:15:50.000 Well, not just how bad you are, how bad your life is.

00:15:53.000 Like, I mean, I'm not living in a...

00:15:58.000 Like, all my friends with regular jobs have a much better quality of life.

00:16:04.000 But here's the thing, it didn't even bother me, really.

00:16:06.000 Yeah, because you wanted it so bad.

00:16:08.000 Yeah, I just wanted it so bad.

00:16:09.000 I'm saying you have a bit of...

00:16:12.000 You have a delusion almost, right?

00:16:13.000 Like, people see where you live, and they're like, how much money are you making?

00:16:18.000 But you're used to it.

00:16:20.000 You're so used to it, yeah.

00:16:20.000 As long as you're used to it, it's fine.

00:16:22.000 Now, one thing would be, like, say if you had some white-collar job and you're making...

00:16:27.000 Six figures a year and then you decided to go to stand-up and then you were living in the place like you were living in when I met you. 1.00

00:16:34.000 Then it would suck a fat dick. 1.00

00:16:36.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:16:36.000 Because you'd be like, fuck, now I'm falling apart. 1.00

00:16:39.000 It's very difficult for people to downsize with the intention of upsizing eventually. 0.99

00:16:44.000 It's almost impossible.

00:16:47.000 It's hard.

00:16:47.000 But you would be so much happier if you could kind of get by doing what you like to do.

00:16:55.000 And then you could eventually make more money doing that.

00:16:57.000 But the more money thing, the most important thing is, are you doing what you want to do?

00:17:02.000 Because we don't have much time.

00:17:04.000 We just don't.

00:17:05.000 I'm 55. I'll be 56 in a month.

00:17:08.000 That's 56. That's old as shit. 1.00

00:17:10.000 When I was a kid, I thought 56-year-old people were archaic wrecks that could barely stand up. 1.00

00:17:18.000 You're in the doctor's office every couple of weeks.

00:17:21.000 Something's falling apart.

00:17:23.000 Yeah, but look at you, man.

00:17:24.000 You're happy.

00:17:25.000 You're thriving.

00:17:26.000 Luckily.

00:17:27.000 Luckily.

00:17:27.000 I got lucky.

00:17:28.000 I hit the science and knowledge and, you know, fitness world and vitamin supplementation, hormone supplementation.

00:17:36.000 All of it came right when I got old.

00:17:39.000 Right.

00:17:40.000 I just rode the wave.

00:17:42.000 That's true.

00:17:43.000 Some of this stuff is just like the luck of timing, right?

00:17:45.000 A hundred percent.

00:17:46.000 Yeah.

00:17:46.000 A hundred percent.

00:17:47.000 Well, also, our lives...

00:17:48.000 I think about this all the time.

00:17:49.000 If we were exactly the same guys...

00:17:52.000 We are now, but we're at this age in, like, 1999. We're fucked. 0.99

00:17:58.000 It's just a totally different life. 1.00

00:17:59.000 Yeah, totally different life.

00:18:00.000 Yeah.

00:18:01.000 Different life, first of all.

00:18:02.000 No phones?

00:18:04.000 Well, 99, you had phones.

00:18:05.000 But, I mean, imagine 1919. You're fucked. 1.00

00:18:09.000 Oh. 1.00

00:18:09.000 You're fucked. 1.00

00:18:10.000 Life is terrible. 1.00

00:18:11.000 Yeah, yeah. 1.00

00:18:11.000 Life's shit. 1.00

00:18:12.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:18:13.000 I mean, we got, as much as people complain about today, we got it fucking super easy. 0.91

00:18:19.000 Oh, yeah. 0.85

00:18:19.000 It's very nice. 0.85

00:18:20.000 Well, if it was 1919, first of all, when I broke my arm, they'd just be like, we're just going to cut your arm.

00:18:24.000 We'd just saw it off, bite this leather strap.

00:18:27.000 Yeah, that's what happened back then, too. 0.94

00:18:28.000 You broke things and they'd be like, well, you're just a cripple. 1.00

00:18:30.000 Yeah, you're a cripple now forever. 1.00

00:18:32.000 We'll give you this cane and this wheelbarrow. 0.98

00:18:37.000 You can just lean on this wheelbarrow and kind of wheel that into town.

00:18:41.000 When do they start setting bones? 1.00

00:18:43.000 Ah, fuck it. 1.00

00:18:43.000 What year was that? 1.00

00:18:44.000 When they stopped hacking people's arms off?

00:18:46.000 I don't know, dude.

00:18:47.000 It's not that long ago, for sure.

00:18:49.000 Have you ever seen that video of the guy who's playing the banjo and his arm is broken and he never got it fixed?

00:18:53.000 So his arm is, like, floating around.

00:18:56.000 It's so crazy, dude.

00:18:58.000 Like, he's got the detachment between the two bones.

00:19:02.000 This guy.

00:19:02.000 Look at this.

00:19:05.000 I still work. 0.98

00:19:09.000 That is ridiculous. 0.96

00:19:11.000 But you know what insane that is? 0.99

00:19:14.000 Look at this.

00:19:18.000 Wow.

00:19:21.000 That's amazing, dude.

00:19:23.000 Well, that's one word for it.

00:19:26.000 Imagine how weak that guy is in arm wrestling. 1.00

00:19:28.000 I bet you could fuck him up. 1.00

00:19:32.000 I mean, can he even open a jar of mayonnaise? 1.00

00:19:34.000 What can he do with that arm?

00:19:36.000 It's really incredible.

00:19:37.000 You know what I think is kind of interesting?

00:19:39.000 I had a double whammy, right?

00:19:41.000 When I got injured, I tore my patellar tendon.

00:19:44.000 Right.

00:19:44.000 At the same time.

00:19:45.000 Patellar tendon tear is not like MCL, ACL. That leg is completely useless. 0.88

00:19:51.000 Like there's no hinge anymore.

00:19:52.000 Right.

00:19:53.000 So your knee doesn't, it just hangs.

00:19:56.000 Right.

00:19:56.000 So you have to reattach the tendon.

00:19:58.000 And for that to heal and be able to use it again, it takes, just for it to heal takes about two months.

00:20:05.000 Then your muscle has atrophied completely, like your quad is completely atrophied.

00:20:09.000 So then you have to learn how to walk and learn how to do steps again.

00:20:14.000 It's a complete, complete debilitating type of injury.

00:20:20.000 They're both at the same time, so when I got injured, All the people in the hospital, doctors, PTs, they all looked at my arm and they're like, that's not going to be a problem, right?

00:20:31.000 And you think about it, you're like, yeah, you see people in casts all the time.

00:20:33.000 They're like, you'll be fine with that.

00:20:35.000 That leg, that's going to be your problem.

00:20:39.000 And it ended up being the opposite.

00:20:40.000 Really?

00:20:41.000 Oh, that's right, because of the nerve damage.

00:20:43.000 I still have problems.

00:20:44.000 Yeah?

00:20:45.000 I still have nerve issues.

00:20:46.000 Yeah.

00:20:46.000 How bad is it now?

00:20:47.000 Well, you know one interesting thing?

00:20:49.000 Remember we did Sober October?

00:20:51.000 Mm-hmm.

00:20:51.000 You remember I showed you me doing push-ups with my shirt off?

00:20:55.000 Mm-hmm.

00:20:56.000 So my left rhomboid wasn't even firing.

00:21:00.000 So what happens is when you have a muscle, a nerve sends a signal to your muscle.

00:21:06.000 If there's nerve trouble going to that muscle, the muscle just doesn't fire.

00:21:10.000 So when I was doing push-ups, because that wasn't firing, you have other muscles that compensate.

00:21:16.000 That's the way your body works, right?

00:21:18.000 So if you're going like this and that rhomboid doesn't fire, then your lat starts to pick up for it. 0.51

00:21:24.000 Oh.

00:21:25.000 And it's doing it unbeknownst to your mind.

00:21:28.000 It's just doing it on its own.

00:21:31.000 It took me like six months to recover from the 100 pushups a day.

00:21:35.000 Wow.

00:21:36.000 Because I wasn't able to use the full strength of my body to do a normal pushup.

00:21:42.000 Is it firing now?

00:21:43.000 It's firing now because I actually have been like treating, I went to this place called Wired and they put these like...

00:21:49.000 Oh yeah, neuromuscular stimulation.

00:21:51.000 Yeah.

00:21:51.000 Yeah, that's really good.

00:21:52.000 That helped a lot.

00:21:53.000 Electrical rather, electrical muscular stimulation.

00:21:55.000 That EMS stuff is really good for injury recovery.

00:21:57.000 That has helped me quite a bit.

00:22:00.000 But I still, the thing that I have is like this great, like weird, I don't know how to even describe it, arm pain.

00:22:08.000 If I was to jam you like this, it sends an incredibly painful signal through my arm.

00:22:17.000 Especially the bicep tendon.

00:22:21.000 Things like that.

00:22:22.000 So I'm just always trying new things.

00:22:24.000 I do different things in the gym.

00:22:26.000 I do treatments like that.

00:22:27.000 I'm going to get another nerve analysis done where they send these signals through your arm.

00:22:31.000 Have you done any hyperbaric chamber stuff?

00:22:34.000 No.

00:22:34.000 You should do that.

00:22:35.000 Yeah, I've heard that.

00:22:36.000 That's supposed to be very good with people with nerve issues.

00:22:38.000 I'm going to try it.

00:22:39.000 You know, it's double the atmosphere.

00:22:40.000 Yeah.

00:22:40.000 You're just sitting there, right?

00:22:42.000 You can just read a book.

00:22:43.000 Yeah.

00:22:44.000 Yeah.

00:22:44.000 I'll try that.

00:22:45.000 It's very relaxing.

00:22:46.000 It's no big deal.

00:22:47.000 But it's funny, though, because you think, oh, broken arm, just throw a cast on that thing and you'll be done.

00:22:53.000 No.

00:22:54.000 And it's been, yeah, it's been a couple of years.

00:22:57.000 It's not completely healed.

00:22:58.000 That's crazy.

00:23:00.000 Yeah, injuries, the one good thing about injuries is when you do get over them, if you can remember. 0.52

00:23:06.000 Because when you're injured, you're like, God damn it, why wasn't I appreciating being healthy?

00:23:10.000 Same way I feel when I'm sick. 0.97

00:23:12.000 Exactly.

00:23:13.000 Yeah.

00:23:13.000 Well, you said, you know, you asked me about, like, turning points.

00:23:16.000 The other big one was that, you know, about...

00:23:24.000 A little over a year ago, I realized that I was just regressing again.

00:23:30.000 And that was actually the big turning point for me.

00:23:33.000 It was that I had kind of recovered for the most part from the injuries.

00:23:38.000 And I was like, okay, I'm like healthy again.

00:23:40.000 And I felt myself regressing again.

00:23:42.000 I went to shoot this thing and I was like, I just saw myself.

00:23:46.000 I was like, oh, I'm going backwards again.

00:23:49.000 It bothered me.

00:23:50.000 Is it food?

00:23:51.000 I think it was food, yeah.

00:23:54.000 But I kind of was like, oh, I can't go back again.

00:23:57.000 Dude, that carnivore diet kills all that. 1.00

00:24:00.000 You just can't overeat.

00:24:02.000 You don't overeat.

00:24:03.000 It's wild.

00:24:04.000 Are you doing that right now?

00:24:05.000 Yeah.

00:24:05.000 It's wild.

00:24:06.000 I know when to stop eating.

00:24:09.000 If I am eating, say, a steak and mashed potatoes and french fries and other stuff and bread, bread and butter, I'll just keep eating the mashed potatoes.

00:24:22.000 Even after I'm done eating steak, I'll keep eating fries.

00:24:25.000 I'll have another piece of bread.

00:24:27.000 And all that stuff is just empty calories.

00:24:29.000 Yeah, it's carbohydrates.

00:24:30.000 It's not empty.

00:24:31.000 But it's just...

00:24:32.000 It's unnecessary.

00:24:34.000 You're eating more than your body's gonna burn off.

00:24:36.000 It's just for me, it's gluttony.

00:24:38.000 What's a normal day for your eating?

00:24:40.000 What's breakfast?

00:24:42.000 Today was Neil Guy steaks and bacon.

00:24:45.000 So I cooked a couple of these small Neil Guy steaks.

00:24:49.000 Neil Guy is an antelope that I shot in Texas.

00:24:52.000 So I fried that.

00:24:54.000 I fried bacon first and then I cooked the Neil Guy in bacon fat.

00:24:58.000 Because you need fat.

00:24:59.000 Neil Guy's a very lean animal, and if you're in a fat-burning state, which is the one I'm in right now, you have to have some sort of fats.

00:25:08.000 So I like avocado oil.

00:25:11.000 I like some of that Primal Kitchen mayonnaise that's made with avocado oil.

00:25:15.000 I'm not like avoiding vegetables per se, but I'm 100% I'm avoiding bread and pasta and all that other bullshit.

00:25:23.000 I'll have a piece of asparagus every now and then, but I'm not like thinking about vegetables. 0.94

00:25:28.000 I take a shit ton of vitamins.

00:25:30.000 You eat fruit too? 0.88

00:25:31.000 Yeah, I eat fruit when I want to.

00:25:33.000 But most of my meals are steak and eggs.

00:25:35.000 Most of my meals.

00:25:36.000 Most of my meals are steak, eggs, steak, bacon.

00:25:40.000 That's most of my meals. 0.98

00:25:41.000 And I feel fucking great. 0.98

00:25:43.000 What's wild is joint pain. 0.97

00:25:45.000 I've had a left knee that's been fucked with me forever, and I don't feel anything now.

00:25:50.000 It's been two months on this diet, two plus months now, and it just accelerated the healing. 0.93

00:25:56.000 You feel way better. 0.99

00:25:56.000 I think when you're eating a lot of shit, your body is in a state of inflammation. 0.99

00:26:01.000 I think most people are in There's a scale of how much inflammation your body's carrying. 0.99

00:26:08.000 And you don't think about inflammation because it's just how you are.

00:26:12.000 And you're not eating anything crazy.

00:26:13.000 I had spaghetti for dinner and I had a Subway sandwich for lunch.

00:26:16.000 I'm not eating McDonald's.

00:26:18.000 And you think you're not eating inflammation-causing foods, but you are.

00:26:22.000 And you don't realize it until you cut those out of your diet.

00:26:25.000 So much sugar.

00:26:26.000 I think it's sugar, but I also think there's a lot going on with wheat.

00:26:30.000 I think with the complex glutens and there could possibly be Something with glyphosate.

00:26:38.000 What's glyphosate?

00:26:39.000 Glyphosate is Roundup.

00:26:40.000 That's that chemical that they spray on weeds that they found something like 94% of people have it in their blood.

00:26:47.000 And the pesticide apologist will say, oh, it's just a small number.

00:26:53.000 It's hardly anything. 1.00

00:26:55.000 It's fucking poison. 1.00

00:26:56.000 It's 100% cancer-causing poison and 94% of the people have it in their body. 1.00

00:27:01.000 And by the way, if they're measuring it, And you're getting an average of what these people have in it.

00:27:07.000 Well, what's the high end?

00:27:09.000 There's got to be some zeros, too, right?

00:27:11.000 There's got to be people who all need organic, and they don't have any in them.

00:27:14.000 So what's the high end?

00:27:16.000 Like, how bad off are those people?

00:27:18.000 How about people that work on a farm?

00:27:20.000 Like, what's their...

00:27:21.000 And they're just breathing that in all day? 1.00

00:27:22.000 What's their fucking blood work look like? 1.00

00:27:24.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:27:25.000 Like, what...

00:27:27.000 You know, there's a better way to do it and they don't want to do it the better way because it's more expensive and it's difficult, you know, like to do a regenerative farm.

00:27:35.000 But if you do it this way with Roundup and they use it everywhere, there's like... 0.97

00:27:40.000 This stuff is fucking sketchy. 0.88

00:27:42.000 Yeah, I've never really spent time thinking much about how wheat affects me personally. 0.98

00:27:49.000 You know what I mean?

00:27:50.000 The one that I do think about a lot is sugar.

00:27:54.000 And also because I'm somebody who I have to just deny myself.

00:27:59.000 Because I get into a pattern.

00:28:02.000 Right, right, right.

00:28:03.000 I know what you mean.

00:28:04.000 If I give myself like, and also it's like there's this thing where you realize that you can really kind of fall into peer pressure kind of situations.

00:28:13.000 Oh, for sure, yeah.

00:28:13.000 You know, you're just like, you're hanging out and you're like, try one of these.

00:28:15.000 And you go like, okay.

00:28:18.000 And you like it, whatever, some pastry or something.

00:28:21.000 And then you see it tomorrow and you're like, that was good yesterday.

00:28:23.000 I'm going to get it today.

00:28:24.000 And then I get into a pattern where I have to deny myself.

00:28:28.000 You get excited about that mouth pleasure.

00:28:30.000 I do.

00:28:31.000 You know what I used to get for?

00:28:33.000 Chocolate croissants.

00:28:34.000 Buddy, I used to be with you.

00:28:36.000 Do you know where we used to get them?

00:28:37.000 Buddy. 0.99

00:28:37.000 At the fucking Terminal 5 Delta. 0.99

00:28:42.000 When they had that place, I remember I would get off the plane with you, and it was coming back to LA. It was on the way back. 0.99

00:28:50.000 And we would arrive in the morning, and you're like, these are fucking good. 0.98

00:28:54.000 And I was like, mm-hmm. 0.96

00:28:56.000 And then you're like, it's just one.

00:28:57.000 I can do this.

00:28:58.000 And I was like, yeah, me too.

00:29:01.000 I would think that we're the same. 0.93

00:29:03.000 So I'd shove one down my throat.

00:29:05.000 And I was like, Joe's right.

00:29:06.000 These are good. 0.99

00:29:07.000 And then I'd go home and go to a fucking bakery and be like, can I get a dozen chocolate croissants? 0.99

00:29:12.000 I mean, yeah, dude. 1.00

00:29:13.000 I fucking... 0.99

00:29:14.000 That might be my favorite treat of all. 0.99

00:29:17.000 Chocolate croissant's pretty damn good.

00:29:19.000 The buttery ones with the mushy chocolate inside.

00:29:22.000 I was just in Paris.

00:29:26.000 Paris.

00:29:27.000 A Paris.

00:29:28.000 Je n'ai parlé pas français.

00:29:29.000 But I was...

00:29:32.000 I always talk about...

00:29:34.000 I mean, I do have an affection for croissants.

00:29:36.000 I really do.

00:29:36.000 They're awesome.

00:29:37.000 And I was like, we're in Paris.

00:29:39.000 I was talking about...

00:29:41.000 I was like, oh, I gotta sample some croissants in Paris. 0.99

00:29:44.000 My fucking tour manager went out one morning, comes back, and he goes, I got something for you. 0.99

00:29:50.000 I go, what? 0.99

00:29:51.000 He goes, I went and picked up the best croissants in Paris.

00:29:56.000 Wow.

00:29:56.000 And he gave me like a...

00:29:59.000 A sampling of these croissants.

00:30:01.000 How good were they?

00:30:01.000 They were unbelievable.

00:30:02.000 They looked pretty damn good.

00:30:04.000 Yeah, they were so unbelievable.

00:30:06.000 What could you write?

00:30:07.000 You know how to say them?

00:30:08.000 Well, I stammered for it.

00:30:12.000 I think they told me that in Paris, they say chocolatine for a chocolate croissant.

00:30:18.000 They don't say, we don't say a croissant de chocolat, we say chocolatine.

00:30:22.000 I said, okay.

00:30:23.000 Chocolatine.

00:30:23.000 Yeah, but we were definitely tearing them up in Paris.

00:30:26.000 France is falling apart right now.

00:30:27.000 Isn't that wild?

00:30:29.000 Is it?

00:30:30.000 Do you see what's going on?

00:30:31.000 I mean, when I was there, there was...

00:30:33.000 The riots?

00:30:33.000 Oh, when I was there, there was big riots.

00:30:35.000 Big ones.

00:30:35.000 Have you seen the riots from the police kill the guy?

00:30:38.000 No.

00:30:39.000 When I was there, it was about the retirement age.

00:30:42.000 Oh, this is way worse.

00:30:43.000 This is way, way worse.

00:30:44.000 This is the last few days.

00:30:45.000 What is the issue?

00:30:46.000 Somebody got murdered. 0.99

00:30:47.000 There's been fucking gunfire in the streets, lighting businesses on fire for like five days. 1.00

00:30:51.000 It's been like the purge. 1.00

00:30:52.000 Some of the videos are insane.

00:30:55.000 It is...

00:30:56.000 French teen shot by police officer pleads with rioters to stop the violence.

00:31:00.000 So something happened.

00:31:02.000 I don't know the details of the story, but the police shot some guy.

00:31:06.000 During a riot?

00:31:07.000 No.

00:31:08.000 Oh.

00:31:09.000 I think they shot him in a...

00:31:10.000 Was it a traffic stop?

00:31:11.000 No.

00:31:12.000 Oh.

00:31:13.000 Tensions erupt in Paris suburb after a 17-year-old delivery driver is killed in a police standoff.

00:31:18.000 I don't know what happened.

00:31:20.000 He was shot and killed by a police officer Tuesday in a Paris suburb.

00:31:24.000 According to the family's lawyer, the death unleashed.

00:31:26.000 Tensions between angry residents setting barricades on fire and police firing tear gas.

00:31:31.000 Police officer was detained on suspicion of manslaughter, according to the prosecutor's office in the Paris suburb of Nanterre?

00:31:40.000 Nanterre.

00:31:42.000 It said the shooting took place during a traffic check.

00:31:44.000 The victim was wounded by a gunshot and died at the scene.

00:31:47.000 The prosecutor's office said in a statement a passenger in the car was briefly detained and released.

00:31:51.000 The police are searching for another passenger who fled.

00:31:54.000 So, what was it that happened?

00:31:59.000 Do we know what happened?

00:32:02.000 Okay.

00:32:03.000 The lawyer cited a video reported to be of the incident circulating online that shows two police officers leaning into the driver's side window of a yellow car before the vehicle pulls away and one officer fires towards the driver.

00:32:15.000 The car is later seen crashed into a post nearby.

00:32:18.000 So they tried to take off and he shot them.

00:32:22.000 So is this what prompted these riots, though?

00:32:24.000 Yes.

00:32:24.000 Okay.

00:32:25.000 Isn't that crazy, though, that description of what happened in the traffic stop seems so routine here?

00:32:31.000 Like, there's an endless series of videos that you can watch of something similar to that.

00:32:35.000 Yes.

00:32:36.000 It always feels like it's very U.S. Yeah.

00:32:39.000 Like, we always have...

00:32:41.000 Incidents in traffic stops.

00:32:42.000 Sure.

00:32:43.000 Which are, you know, I'm not saying blame is always one way or the other.

00:32:46.000 It's, you know, sometimes it's the person in the car, sometimes it's that.

00:32:49.000 But that just seems like a really routine thing here.

00:32:52.000 You know what people have to think about with cops?

00:32:54.000 I know it's very hard to do if you're not a cop, but I want you to try.

00:32:57.000 You know that feeling that you get when you're driving on the highway?

00:33:00.000 There's a reason why people get road rage.

00:33:02.000 Road rage, rather.

00:33:03.000 There's a reason why they get road rage, too.

00:33:04.000 Yeah, there is.

00:33:04.000 There's a reason why they get road rage.

00:33:06.000 And the reason why they get road rage is when you're on the road and you're driving, you're in a heightened state because your car is going 60 miles an hour.

00:33:13.000 So you're ready at any time to hit the brakes, to change lanes.

00:33:18.000 So you're in this heightened state. 1.00

00:33:20.000 And then when someone does something, like, you fucking idiot! 1.00

00:33:23.000 Jesus Christ! 1.00

00:33:24.000 Yeah.

00:33:24.000 Where you would never do that.

00:33:25.000 Like, it took me a while to realize this.

00:33:27.000 I forget where I read it.

00:33:29.000 And then when I read it, I was like, duh!

00:33:31.000 Because I was always like, how come nobody treats people like that when they're walking?

00:33:35.000 Yeah.

00:33:35.000 No one ever does that.

00:33:37.000 You're protected by this.

00:33:37.000 If someone gets in front of you when you're walking, oh, the guy got in front of me.

00:33:40.000 It's not an issue at all. 1.00

00:33:41.000 But in the car, you're like, fucking asshole! 1.00

00:33:44.000 Fucking piece of shit! 1.00

00:33:45.000 Fucking cut in front of me! 1.00

00:33:46.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:33:46.000 That's what it is. 1.00

00:33:47.000 Because you're at a heightened state.

00:33:48.000 Now, imagine being a cop.

00:33:50.000 And every time you pull someone over, we've all seen those videos of cops getting shot.

00:33:56.000 We've all seen those videos of cops pulling people over and then the windows explode and people fire on them.

00:34:02.000 We've all seen those.

00:34:03.000 They've seen them too.

00:34:04.000 They know people who've been shot.

00:34:05.000 They have no idea who you are.

00:34:07.000 They have no idea what's going on.

00:34:10.000 Come up to that car, they are at a heightened state.

00:34:13.000 They have to be.

00:34:13.000 They are literally, to a criminal, they're the professional enemy.

00:34:17.000 Their job is to be the enemy of the criminal. 0.99

00:34:19.000 It's a fucking crazy position to be in, in society. 0.99

00:34:22.000 And we don't treat it with enough respect. 0.99

00:34:24.000 And when it goes badly, All we think about is that officer, that's a representative of all police officers.

00:34:33.000 It's not true.

00:34:34.000 It's true.

00:34:35.000 I think a lot of people, too, it's kind of hard.

00:34:37.000 A lot of people, they go into getting pulled over with a heightened sense of emotion themselves.

00:34:44.000 Sure.

00:34:45.000 Which, if you are that person getting pulled over for whatever you got pulled over for...

00:34:50.000 If that's your mentality in that moment, you are actually going to escalate things.

00:34:57.000 You are, as the person getting older.

00:34:59.000 100%.

00:34:59.000 And it does take an effort to go, okay, this guy, like you said, he's walking up here in a heightened state.

00:35:08.000 Yeah.

00:35:09.000 Like, I can diffuse things.

00:35:11.000 I can diffuse them.

00:35:12.000 Yes.

00:35:12.000 By how I conduct this.

00:35:14.000 Yes.

00:35:15.000 But some people, you know, first you have the people that are, like, the legal scholars who want to lecture the police officer on his rights.

00:35:23.000 Like, yeah, you can do that, man.

00:35:25.000 Or there's the, I have friends even.

00:35:27.000 I have friends who are like, I hate cops. 1.00

00:35:30.000 Cops are all pigs. 1.00

00:35:31.000 You know, like, and I've watched them... 1.00

00:35:35.000 Speak to police officers in a way where I'm like, Jesus Christ, man.

00:35:39.000 Like, it's so disrespectful. 1.00

00:35:41.000 So stupid. 1.00

00:35:41.000 I go, yeah. 1.00

00:35:42.000 I go, but you are making this worse.

00:35:44.000 Right.

00:35:44.000 That's a human being.

00:35:45.000 Yeah, yeah. 0.99

00:35:45.000 You gotta fucking chill a little bit. 0.99

00:35:47.000 You don't know them. 0.99

00:35:48.000 Yeah, you don't have to get on your knees.

00:35:50.000 Right.

00:35:50.000 But, you know, just like, he's doing his thing.

00:35:53.000 Just like, let's try to smooth this thing out.

00:35:56.000 Let's not try to make it worse.

00:35:57.000 Just trying to make it better.

00:35:58.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:35:59.000 If I ever have an interaction with a cop, it's always, how you doing, sir?

00:36:02.000 Yeah.

00:36:02.000 What's happening, brother?

00:36:03.000 Everything good?

00:36:04.000 Yeah.

00:36:04.000 I want it smooth and easy.

00:36:07.000 Completely, yeah.

00:36:07.000 Yeah, and just that whole...

00:36:10.000 But I fucking... 1.00

00:36:11.000 Those kind of generalizations, all cops are pigs, like... 1.00

00:36:15.000 Fuck off. 1.00

00:36:15.000 No, it's not good. 1.00

00:36:16.000 Fuck off. 1.00

00:36:16.000 I don't like those generalizations with anything. 1.00

00:36:18.000 Women are stupid. 1.00

00:36:19.000 Fuck off. 1.00

00:36:20.000 Fuck off. 1.00

00:36:21.000 Fuck off. 1.00

00:36:22.000 It's just annoying. 1.00

00:36:24.000 No, you're like, most women are stupid. 1.00

00:36:26.000 But if you go into this... 1.00

00:36:31.000 Anything.

00:36:31.000 Yeah, like that.

00:36:31.000 Any interaction with the fucking retail worker, a fucking auto mechanic, anything.

00:36:37.000 Any interaction. 1.00

00:36:38.000 And sometimes, I think if this comes with age... 1.00

00:36:41.000 Sometimes you do meet a real piece of shit. 1.00

00:36:43.000 It can be a police officer. 1.00

00:36:45.000 It can be the mechanic.

00:36:47.000 It can be...

00:36:48.000 Car salesman. 1.00

00:36:48.000 Oh, fuck. 1.00

00:36:50.000 The car salesman. 1.00

00:36:51.000 Flight attendant.

00:36:52.000 Yeah.

00:36:53.000 And I used to take...

00:36:55.000 I used to...

00:36:55.000 I would say I'd call it take the bait more, right?

00:36:58.000 Feel the rage.

00:37:00.000 Become...

00:37:01.000 Escalate things.

00:37:02.000 Yeah?

00:37:03.000 Well, yeah.

00:37:04.000 I'd be like...

00:37:05.000 I mean, I've said some regrettable things to people. 0.97

00:37:09.000 But I mean, I think with age now, one of the things that happens is you go, I think this person sucks, internally. 0.52

00:37:19.000 And I go, I'm just... 0.78

00:37:20.000 I had a flight where...

00:37:22.000 I've been on, I don't know, a million flights, right?

00:37:25.000 And it was early morning cross-country flight.

00:37:29.000 And the flight attendant, I was like, she was like, you want breakfast?

00:37:33.000 I was like, well, I'm going to zonk out here so maybe when I wake up in a little while.

00:37:39.000 And she goes, no.

00:37:40.000 She goes, it's breakfast now.

00:37:42.000 Whoa.

00:37:43.000 And I looked at her and I was like...

00:37:45.000 I was just processing.

00:37:48.000 I was like, that's...

00:37:49.000 It was super rude.

00:37:50.000 When did that change?

00:37:52.000 Pandemic?

00:37:53.000 Did they just fire a bunch of people that had been there for a long time and hire a bunch of new people and pay them less?

00:37:57.000 I have a real trigger, too, for disrespect or even perceived disrespect.

00:38:03.000 I then become...

00:38:05.000 I almost got arrested at an airport one time for this. 0.96

00:38:09.000 I ended up calling the TSA agent a pig.

00:38:13.000 Again, that was a few years ago. 0.64

00:38:15.000 But this was like, I looked at her and I was like, and in my mind, I could have said like escalated things.

00:38:23.000 And I just thought, I go, you know what? 1.00

00:38:26.000 I don't know why she's an asshole. 1.00

00:38:28.000 I don't know what's going on. 1.00

00:38:29.000 I just went, yeah, I think I'm just going to sleep.

00:38:32.000 I go, I'm just going to sleep.

00:38:33.000 She's like, okay.

00:38:34.000 I just walked away.

00:38:35.000 And she was clearly rude. 1.00

00:38:38.000 And I'd never been spoken.

00:38:40.000 Most flight attendants, when you go, I'm just going to sleep, they're like, yeah, I'll check on you later, see if you want to eat then.

00:38:47.000 We'll keep it warm for you.

00:38:50.000 She was so rude, but I just was like...

00:38:54.000 Why make this a thing?

00:38:56.000 I was just like, I'm just going to sleep.

00:38:58.000 It might be hard to find people to do that now.

00:39:00.000 Yeah.

00:39:01.000 You know?

00:39:02.000 Yeah.

00:39:03.000 The biggest issue in commercial air travel right now is staffing.

00:39:09.000 Really?

00:39:09.000 It's still staffing.

00:39:10.000 Really?

00:39:11.000 Absolutely.

00:39:12.000 It's still staffing.

00:39:13.000 It's why you're finding an incredible number of delays.

00:39:16.000 It's not just staffing for airlines.

00:39:18.000 It's also staffing at air traffic control.

00:39:21.000 So all that is together.

00:39:22.000 If you fly commercially, you'll notice that, I mean, it is a miracle to board and take off and land on time.

00:39:33.000 Almost everything is delayed.

00:39:35.000 It is delayed.

00:39:36.000 You have a lot of times everything is functioning well, then you get there.

00:39:41.000 I can't tell you how many flights are just like, well, everything's ready to go.

00:39:46.000 And they're like, yeah, the crew's not here.

00:39:48.000 Crew's here.

00:39:48.000 This crew has to swap out.

00:39:50.000 They've maxed out their hours.

00:39:52.000 Now we're waiting for a new crew.

00:39:54.000 Over and over.

00:39:55.000 And then it happens at air traffic control, where they are not fully staffed yet either.

00:39:58.000 So this just is a huge delay thing.

00:40:00.000 I mean, commercial travel just needs to be revamped.

00:40:04.000 Well, Pete Buttigieg is doing a great job.

00:40:06.000 Yeah, sure.

00:40:07.000 They're doing great.

00:40:08.000 He's the best.

00:40:10.000 He's the best at it.

00:40:13.000 He's handling it.

00:40:14.000 Don't worry.

00:40:15.000 He's got it covered.

00:40:16.000 Who's this?

00:40:17.000 Pete Buttigieg.

00:40:18.000 Oh, yeah.

00:40:18.000 That's my guy.

00:40:20.000 Is he the guy?

00:40:23.000 He's the guy in charge of transportation. 1.00

00:40:25.000 That's a fucking shit show. 1.00

00:40:26.000 He's in charge of the fucking trains flying off the rails. 1.00

00:40:30.000 You've done a terrible job, Pete. 0.99

00:40:34.000 So was it during COVID did people get fired and then they decided to do other things and they never took the jobs again?

00:40:40.000 Some people got fired.

00:40:42.000 I think more people were even just let go.

00:40:46.000 There's a lot of places that had to shut down their operations.

00:40:49.000 They had no more revenue coming in, so they let people go.

00:40:53.000 And then you've seen what happened with commercial real estate.

00:40:57.000 Mm-hmm.

00:40:58.000 Commercial real estate is upside down in this country.

00:41:02.000 Is it?

00:41:03.000 Yes.

00:41:03.000 You know why?

00:41:04.000 Why?

00:41:05.000 Because people don't want to go to offices still anymore.

00:41:08.000 Yeah, they want to do remote work.

00:41:09.000 They want to do remote work. 1.00

00:41:11.000 They want to work in their pajamas and jerk off. 0.96

00:41:12.000 So the people who, if you have these big commercial buildings, I mean, it used to be like this... 0.98

00:41:21.000 Huge asset to own this commercial real estate.

00:41:24.000 And now it's like a liability.

00:41:25.000 Because you have empty offices, dude.

00:41:28.000 You have empty offices all over the country.

00:41:30.000 You can't fill them up.

00:41:32.000 You can't force people.

00:41:34.000 Then there's companies that have just...

00:41:36.000 I know somebody that owns a company that said...

00:41:38.000 He goes...

00:41:39.000 Like a lot of people, he goes, I wanted people to come here.

00:41:43.000 I want them in the office.

00:41:44.000 And he was met with such total resistance...

00:41:49.000 Because I just realized I had to allow it.

00:41:52.000 Like if we were going to continue to operate.

00:41:54.000 Wow!

00:41:55.000 So he just gave in to his employees going, no, we don't want to do that.

00:42:01.000 Wow!

00:42:02.000 Yeah.

00:42:02.000 And it's a sizable operation he has.

00:42:05.000 Wow.

00:42:06.000 So people just say, no, I want to work at home.

00:42:07.000 Yeah, and they're like, and I've been working, and I'm effective.

00:42:09.000 And to a degree, they are, like, in his case, he's like, you know, the work was getting done.

00:42:15.000 I just prefer to have everybody operating the way we normally had.

00:42:19.000 But he was like, everybody was like, no.

00:42:21.000 I used to do an hour and a half commute every day.

00:42:25.000 I haven't done that now in two years.

00:42:27.000 I don't want to do it again.

00:42:28.000 And then he had to go like, okay.

00:42:30.000 As long as they're disciplined and as long as they're actually effective, I could see that. 1.00

00:42:35.000 But then you got this stupid ass office. 1.00

00:42:37.000 What do we do with this place with all these offices? 1.00

00:42:39.000 Hence why this commercial art estate business is like in the shitter.

00:42:44.000 Wow.

00:42:44.000 I wonder what happens with that.

00:42:46.000 Because it doesn't seem like that's going to change.

00:42:48.000 But there are a lot of CEOs that are supposedly pushing back on all this stuff.

00:42:52.000 I keep reading articles every day.

00:42:54.000 I think the interesting thing is you know how people always adapt, right?

00:42:57.000 Mm-hmm.

00:42:59.000 If something's losing money, people don't just go, well, I guess we'll just lose money forever.

00:43:04.000 So there is going to be a point, and maybe it's happening now, where you're going to start seeing something done with this commercial property.

00:43:14.000 If things stay vacant, they're not just going to hold onto that for 15 years.

00:43:19.000 They're going to turn that into something.

00:43:21.000 I was reading some dipshit comedian on Twitter saying that they should turn all that into housing for homeless people. 0.82

00:43:28.000 Yeah, that is very popular. 1.00

00:43:29.000 That's really good if you don't own the building, you fucking communist. 1.00

00:43:32.000 What are you talking about? 0.98

00:43:33.000 I mean, I got to say, that also reminds me of this, and I know this will be unpopular for a lot of people to hear, But the idea of forgiving student loans, it's a fantastic theory.

00:43:47.000 But one thing that nobody considers who is a huge advocate of that is, OK, so somebody owns that debt.

00:43:55.000 That debt is owned.

00:43:57.000 So when you say forgive, are you saying that the government will just pay all of that debt?

00:44:05.000 Do you have an idea the amount of debt that that is?

00:44:09.000 Somebody owns the debt.

00:44:10.000 So if you go forgive the debt, to what degree?

00:44:13.000 Are you just saying erase it?

00:44:15.000 It doesn't just disappear.

00:44:16.000 The debt is owned.

00:44:18.000 Right.

00:44:19.000 So when you say, just pay it, who?

00:44:22.000 Who are you saying will pay it?

00:44:23.000 In taxes?

00:44:24.000 Right.

00:44:24.000 Everybody's going to pay it then.

00:44:26.000 Right.

00:44:26.000 So that just doesn't get erased, is my point.

00:44:29.000 But there is a bizarre issue with student loan debt, that student loan debt is the only debt that you can't declare bankruptcy.

00:44:36.000 Yeah, that part is...

00:44:36.000 That's crazy.

00:44:37.000 That's crazy.

00:44:38.000 That's crazy.

00:44:38.000 That doesn't make any sense.

00:44:39.000 But when you say, forgive it, it's not just...

00:44:42.000 I think a lot of people say that and they go, I just don't want to pay this.

00:44:44.000 Yeah, of course, I understand that.

00:44:46.000 But you realize that somebody has to pay it.

00:44:49.000 It doesn't just go into the sky.

00:44:52.000 Somebody owns that debt.

00:44:53.000 So who's going to pay it?

00:44:56.000 If you say that the government will forgive student loans, I mean, that amount has to be In like the trillions.

00:45:05.000 I wonder what it is.

00:45:06.000 Let's find out.

00:45:07.000 What's the collective student loan debt in the United States as of 20?

00:45:11.000 I do know there is a differentiation in this conversation that it's federal student loan debt, not private student loan debt, which is a big difference.

00:45:17.000 Okay.

00:45:19.000 That's companies that do own that debt versus like the government debt.

00:45:22.000 So this is just federal student loans.

00:45:26.000 I'm pretty sure of that.

00:45:27.000 Okay, so there's two different types of loan debt.

00:45:29.000 So I'd want to know what it is compared to the military-industrial complex budget.

00:45:37.000 Oh, yeah.

00:45:38.000 Right.

00:45:39.000 That budget is astronomical.

00:45:40.000 That's the budget, boy.

00:45:42.000 They accidentally paid an extra $6 billion to Ukraine.

00:45:44.000 They're like, whoops.

00:45:45.000 Whoopsie.

00:45:46.000 See, this statement, I don't know if this is differentiating that either.

00:45:49.000 It says it's $1.78 trillion in student loan debt.

00:45:52.000 That's a lot, dude, to the U.S. That's more than people owe on any other type of debt in the U.S. except for mortgages, though the Biden administration is trying to forgive hundreds of billions of dollars in student loan balances.

00:46:03.000 That's more than people owe on any other type of debt in the U.S. Well, except for mortgages.

00:46:09.000 But I mean, you see what I'm saying?

00:46:11.000 If you just say, hey, erase this debt.

00:46:15.000 Okay.

00:46:15.000 I mean, I get it.

00:46:16.000 But you do understand that that has to come from somewhere.

00:46:19.000 Right.

00:46:19.000 It's not just them going- It's on air debt.

00:46:21.000 Yeah.

00:46:21.000 That is both.

00:46:22.000 That is federal and private together.

00:46:24.000 Okay.

00:46:24.000 So that's all of it.

00:46:25.000 1.75 trillion.

00:46:28.000 Click on that so we can see what it says there.

00:46:30.000 It says on average.

00:46:34.000 It says, cost of college has steadily increased over the last 30 years.

00:46:38.000 That time frame, tuition costs at public four-year colleges grew from $4,160 to $10,740 and from $19,360 to $38,070.

00:46:49.000 It's crazy.

00:46:49.000 At private nonprofit institutions adjusted for inflation.

00:46:52.000 All costs have risen.

00:46:54.000 So is the need for student loans and other forms of financial aid.

00:46:57.000 Imagine if you're a person that makes $100,000 a year and your kid is going to school and it costs $38,000 a year.

00:47:02.000 And then your kid gets out and they get a $50,000 a year job and you realize they're never going to pay this back.

00:47:06.000 It's insane.

00:47:07.000 What they're doing, like, it is...

00:47:10.000 It says 92% of all student debt are federal student loans.

00:47:14.000 The remaining amount is private student loans.

00:47:16.000 Okay, so it's a trillion.

00:47:18.000 It's a trillion plus.

00:47:20.000 Yeah.

00:47:20.000 That's a lot, dude.

00:47:21.000 It's a lot.

00:47:22.000 And so how much have we spent on Ukraine and how much are we going to spend on Ukraine?

00:47:27.000 But here's the thing.

00:47:28.000 If you forgave that debt, wouldn't that spark the economy?

00:47:32.000 The thing about when people have more money, people spend more money.

00:47:36.000 When people spend more money, the economy does better.

00:47:39.000 If people are straddled with student loan debt, I've got to think that somehow or another cripples the economy.

00:47:43.000 I don't think you're wrong in theory about that.

00:47:46.000 It would seem that you'd obviously have more to do.

00:47:49.000 You could do more with your money.

00:47:51.000 And it's not like you're giving people money.

00:47:52.000 You're just absolving them of debt.

00:47:54.000 Which is a huge one.

00:47:56.000 The real problem is the whole predatory student loan situation.

00:48:00.000 That's a real problem.

00:48:01.000 And it's also a real problem to saddle down a 17-year-old with debt that they will keep for the rest of their life.

00:48:07.000 And they hit you at that same time at the student union with your first credit card, and they're like, just use this.

00:48:11.000 And it's got 29.9%?

00:48:13.000 Yeah.

00:48:14.000 Insane. 1.00

00:48:15.000 You don't know what the fuck you're using. 1.00

00:48:15.000 And you need to do it to build your credit. 1.00

00:48:17.000 I need to.

00:48:17.000 I need to to build my credit.

00:48:19.000 I want to buy a car.

00:48:20.000 You're paying 26 bucks a month for a coffee you bought.

00:48:24.000 It's crazy.

00:48:24.000 It is crazy.

00:48:25.000 Yeah, the whole thing is insane, but it's insane that we do it to kids because, you know, kids don't have a sense of the future.

00:48:34.000 They just don't.

00:48:35.000 They've only been alive for 18 years.

00:48:37.000 18 years is not enough time to figure out what kind of debt you're going to be in when you're 70. Don't you wonder, too, why?

00:48:45.000 Why?

00:48:46.000 When we're in school, and it's still not a thing when kids are in school, we don't really teach them about money. 0.98

00:48:52.000 You don't learn shit about money. 0.99

00:48:55.000 You don't learn shit. 1.00

00:48:56.000 I'm saying at any level. 1.00

00:48:58.000 Elementary school, high school. 0.98

00:48:59.000 But you don't learn shit about anything you need to manage life. 0.99

00:49:02.000 No! 0.99

00:49:03.000 You're basically learning how to say words and not form sentences.

00:49:08.000 You don't learn about money.

00:49:10.000 You don't learn about nutrition.

00:49:11.000 Nope.

00:49:11.000 Nothing about that.

00:49:12.000 You don't learn about thinking.

00:49:14.000 No. 0.98

00:49:14.000 I mean, you know how many kids could be saved from a lifetime of bullshit if you just explain to them why jealousy, why it affects them? 0.98

00:49:21.000 Sure. 0.99

00:49:21.000 Emotions? 0.99

00:49:22.000 Yeah.

00:49:22.000 Explain that these are just natural human emotions that we have all, but you have to learn how to conquer them.

00:49:28.000 And you learn that one of the most amazing, it seems like it's something you should be taught in middle school, is feel feelings.

00:49:36.000 Let them sit.

00:49:37.000 When you feel jealous, you're not supposed to never feel jealous.

00:49:41.000 But you learn to go, okay, that's the feeling.

00:49:45.000 And this is why I feel jealous about it.

00:49:47.000 And guess what?

00:49:48.000 All feelings, they dissipate.

00:49:51.000 But they get worse, they extend when you fight them.

00:49:54.000 When you resist, I don't want to feel it.

00:49:55.000 And you don't want to actually process the feeling and deal with it.

00:49:59.000 I mean, having that understanding that all those emotions are natural to have, it's like it really is something that could serve you so much better to learn younger.

00:50:08.000 I don't want to learn that at 40. Teach me that at 13. It would make high school a lot easier to deal with.

00:50:15.000 Yeah.

00:50:16.000 I mean, they should teach kids the value of exercise in terms of mental health, the benefits that it has on that.

00:50:21.000 You have to figure that out on your own.

00:50:23.000 Yeah.

00:50:23.000 You figure that out through trial and error, through your own life.

00:50:26.000 Totally.

00:50:27.000 Yeah, nobody's teaching, unless you're listening to podcasts, nobody's teaching you that in school.

00:50:30.000 How to think.

00:50:31.000 No, no one's teaching you how to think.

00:50:32.000 And no one who you admire.

00:50:35.000 Who lives a good life is teaching you how they do it.

00:50:39.000 Yeah.

00:50:39.000 You know, that's another thing.

00:50:40.000 People are real stingy with, you know, their own personal success formulas.

00:50:45.000 Oh, yeah.

00:50:46.000 Well, that's one of my big, like, the litmus test for a good person. 0.94

00:50:50.000 Like, when I go, this is a cool motherfucker, is people who are willing to share information. 0.80

00:50:56.000 It's a really, like, it's a gauge for, like, a solid person. 0.94

00:50:59.000 Yeah.

00:51:00.000 It's when you go, like...

00:51:01.000 Like, how did you build this studio?

00:51:05.000 There's the person who goes, it takes work.

00:51:08.000 I had my guys.

00:51:09.000 And you're like, all right.

00:51:11.000 That's them going like, I'm not going to tell you.

00:51:13.000 Right.

00:51:14.000 That's mine.

00:51:14.000 Exactly.

00:51:15.000 And then there's a person who's like, here's his card.

00:51:17.000 Give him a call.

00:51:18.000 He's awesome.

00:51:19.000 It's like people who share information, whatever it is, are the people who don't have that insecurity that like, well, if you have it, then it's no longer mine.

00:51:28.000 Right.

00:51:29.000 And by the way, it's only good.

00:51:30.000 It's good for the person.

00:51:32.000 Like, say if it's someone who does something, you need a mechanic. 0.96

00:51:35.000 I have the best fucking mechanic in Austin. 1.00

00:51:36.000 This guy's a shit. 1.00

00:51:37.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:51:38.000 I'll tell you about him. 0.99

00:51:39.000 I'll fucking, you know, and then if you do that, and then he gets work. 1.00

00:51:42.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:51:43.000 And then he goes, oh, Joe says you're awesome.

00:51:45.000 Oh, that's nice.

00:51:46.000 He feels good.

00:51:47.000 Isn't that amazing, though?

00:51:48.000 Yeah.

00:51:48.000 How people, some people are like, no, that's my mechanic.

00:51:50.000 Yeah, but if I call, if I give you him, I need my fucking car worked on first. 0.97

00:51:55.000 First, yeah. 0.99

00:51:56.000 First.

00:51:56.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:51:57.000 Okay? 1.00

00:51:57.000 It's such a stupid thing. 1.00

00:51:58.000 So you gotta tell me if you're gonna bring your car in, because if I need my car worked on, I called first. 1.00

00:52:04.000 Ugh.

00:52:05.000 It's gross.

00:52:05.000 It's just famine.

00:52:07.000 Famine mentality.

00:52:08.000 Yeah.

00:52:08.000 It's common in everything.

00:52:10.000 It's a stupid mindset. 1.00

00:52:12.000 But it also comes from being around groups of people that think that way. 1.00

00:52:15.000 If you get fortunate enough to be around someone who doesn't think that—and I'm very fortunate in martial arts, because in martial arts, it's a very meritocracy-based thing.

00:52:26.000 And it's also you need really good people to get good.

00:52:29.000 So everybody, like, cherishes and also respects and celebrates people that are really good.

00:52:36.000 Because it's good for everybody.

00:52:37.000 It is.

00:52:38.000 It's good in comedy, too. 0.99

00:52:39.000 When you see someone killing, you're like, damn, go watch this guy, watch this guy. 1.00

00:52:42.000 Fuck! 1.00

00:52:43.000 And then you get a juice. 1.00

00:52:44.000 You get a little juice out of it.

00:52:46.000 If you look at it the right way.

00:52:47.000 You do.

00:52:48.000 Watching great stand-up, Is, like, medicinal.

00:52:51.000 It is inspiring.

00:52:53.000 Yes, yes, yes.

00:52:54.000 And it makes you go, like, I mean, I think I told you this, that, like, when I was at the club and Attell was in town, it was just a great reminder.

00:53:02.000 Not just watching him on stage, which was fantastic, but just hanging out with him.

00:53:06.000 Yes.

00:53:07.000 It just took me, like, it actually took me back to, like, oh, yes, like, Hanging out with somebody like this in the green room reminds you of all the things you love about doing stand-up.

00:53:17.000 The green room at that club has been the greatest thing that I've ever experienced.

00:53:22.000 Yeah, it's been great.

00:53:22.000 Because I knew...

00:53:23.000 Well, first of all, I knew the setup was perfect because both rooms are right next to the...

00:53:29.000 The green room is in the center.

00:53:31.000 In the middle, yeah.

00:53:31.000 In the center.

00:53:32.000 It's literally...

00:53:32.000 I mean, you can go from the green room onto the little stage in 30 seconds.

00:53:36.000 Yeah.

00:53:36.000 And then you can go downstairs to get to the other one and you're watching on the monitors and you've got the balcony.

00:53:40.000 Yeah.

00:53:41.000 It's so centrally located.

00:53:42.000 It's so perfect.

00:53:44.000 And you can go watch the show from the balcony.

00:53:48.000 So anytime, like, you know, Shane Gillis is on stage.

00:53:51.000 Go out there and watch a set.

00:53:52.000 We'll watch a set.

00:53:53.000 And you go back inside and everybody's laughing. 0.99

00:53:55.000 It's fucking amazing. 0.99

00:53:57.000 The hang is so good. 0.99

00:54:00.000 Yeah.

00:54:01.000 It's all about the hang.

00:54:02.000 We used to always say that about the store, too.

00:54:05.000 What was the best part of the store?

00:54:06.000 You go to the parking lot.

00:54:08.000 Standing in the parking lot.

00:54:09.000 We have a parking lot with a bar and a private bathroom.

00:54:15.000 The whole thing is set up.

00:54:17.000 It's nice.

00:54:18.000 It's so nice.

00:54:20.000 Just to be able to be around those guys all the time.

00:54:23.000 Rich Voss was in last week.

00:54:25.000 Oh my god, he's fun.

00:54:27.000 I think Tony Woods is there this weekend.

00:54:29.000 I only came in for the night, but I was trying to make it last night and I got delayed.

00:54:34.000 Is Tony Woods there this weekend? 0.99

00:54:36.000 Tony Woods is a funny motherfucker. 0.99

00:54:39.000 Tony Woods is so funny. 0.99

00:54:39.000 Oh my god, he's so good. 0.99

00:54:40.000 I was so excited to get him in here.

00:54:42.000 He went to the Vulcan. 1.00

00:54:44.000 That fucking guy went on stage at the Vulcan with some shit that he was just talking about in the green room. 1.00

00:54:50.000 Not a bit. 1.00

00:54:52.000 Organic.

00:54:53.000 And then went on stage and was killing for five minutes with it.

00:54:57.000 Just so smooth.

00:54:59.000 He's so smooth.

00:55:01.000 What a veteran.

00:55:02.000 Tony was a veteran when I met him.

00:55:04.000 So I met him in like 92?

00:55:08.000 91?

00:55:09.000 Somewhere around now?

00:55:10.000 And no like arrogance about that guy.

00:55:13.000 Sends me Bible verses.

00:55:15.000 Sends me Bible verses and tells me God bless me.

00:55:18.000 All the time.

00:55:18.000 All the time, dude.

00:55:19.000 There he is.

00:55:20.000 People don't even know.

00:55:21.000 He's so good, folks.

00:55:22.000 If you get this...

00:55:23.000 When is this coming out?

00:55:24.000 Is this coming out tomorrow?

00:55:25.000 Tomorrow.

00:55:26.000 Yeah, so if you get this July 7th through 9th, Tony Woods, At The Mothership.

00:55:30.000 It's probably already sold out.

00:55:31.000 Can't recommend it enough.

00:55:32.000 He's so good.

00:55:33.000 I did Shoreline Amphitheater in Northern California, I think is what it's called.

00:55:38.000 Just north of San Francisco.

00:55:40.000 With Chappelle and a lineup, a festival-style lineup.

00:55:46.000 Dude, Tony Woods went up like fifth and did, I don't know, 20 minutes?

00:55:54.000 18, 20 minutes?

00:55:56.000 And it was 22,000 people.

00:55:58.000 Woo! 0.99

00:55:59.000 And he got a standing ovation.

00:56:01.000 Gosh! 1.00

00:56:02.000 And the rest of us just looked at each other and we were like, oh shit. 1.00

00:56:04.000 We all had to go after him. 1.00

00:56:06.000 We were like, fuck. 1.00

00:56:08.000 And he got off and I go, what the fuck was that? 1.00

00:56:12.000 I mean, standing ovation. 0.99

00:56:13.000 He goes, it was a college set.

00:56:15.000 Because it was like a set that he did at college.

00:56:17.000 He goes, it was a college set. 1.00

00:56:18.000 I go, what the fuck, man? 1.00

00:56:19.000 What are you talking about at college? 1.00

00:56:20.000 That's how comedy is.

00:56:21.000 But also, Chappelle fans know, like real hardcore Chappelle fans know.

00:56:27.000 Yeah, that Dave was really inspired by Tony.

00:56:30.000 And Tony took him under his wing.

00:56:31.000 Yes.

00:56:31.000 Dave was like a teenager.

00:56:33.000 A teenager.

00:56:34.000 In D.C. Yeah, and they've been friends for decades.

00:56:37.000 Yeah.

00:56:38.000 I'm so glad the internet sort of brought Tony Woods back in people's mind.

00:56:42.000 Yeah.

00:56:43.000 You guys don't know.

00:56:44.000 If you have not seen this guy, truly a masterful stand-up.

00:56:49.000 Masterful.

00:56:50.000 And the best guy.

00:56:51.000 Yeah.

00:56:52.000 He's on the podcast Thursday?

00:56:54.000 Thursday.

00:56:55.000 Thursday. 0.99

00:56:55.000 So fucking funny. 0.99

00:56:57.000 I love that guy. 0.95

00:56:58.000 He's the sweetest guy in the world, man.

00:57:00.000 The funny thing is he's probably done what I just described to you so many times, and if you brought it up to him, he'd be like, oh yeah, you know, I'm out there killing.

00:57:08.000 But it's that guy that has a total lack of promotion.

00:57:12.000 He doesn't promote, he has zero promotion in him.

00:57:15.000 He doesn't promote anything.

00:57:16.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:57:17.000 Unfortunately, because the talent level is through the fucking roof. 0.99

00:57:21.000 He's one of the best comics on earth. 0.99

00:57:22.000 Totally.

00:57:23.000 Top 20 on earth.

00:57:24.000 I bet he could also, is one of the guys who legitimately, like at your club, if he wanted to, could do like five different sets.

00:57:33.000 Oh yeah.

00:57:34.000 Oh yeah, he's been around forever.

00:57:36.000 And he just, he's got material and everything.

00:57:38.000 That's my theme park set, man.

00:57:42.000 Oh, that's Cowboys Are in Town. 0.94

00:57:44.000 You know. 1.00

00:57:44.000 You're like, what the fuck? 1.00

00:57:47.000 Is that your new hour? 1.00

00:57:48.000 That's from 96, man.

00:57:50.000 Okay.

00:57:51.000 Yeah. 0.77

00:57:51.000 No, he's a murderer. 0.77

00:57:52.000 Yeah. 0.89

00:57:53.000 It's so good.

00:57:54.000 But, you know, it's like that's the beautiful thing about this business is you will run into those guys that are much more talented than they are popular.

00:58:03.000 It's interesting.

00:58:03.000 And then you run into people that are much more popular than they are talented.

00:58:06.000 Yes.

00:58:07.000 People that are really good at staying popular.

00:58:09.000 That's a skill set.

00:58:10.000 That's what you'll realize the longer you do this.

00:58:13.000 And I think...

00:58:13.000 That is only relevant in the internet age, in the age of this, where there are people who always have that thing of they know how to get people talking about them and juiced up about them.

00:58:27.000 And it becomes the thing that they actually worked on.

00:58:32.000 You go, what have you been working on?

00:58:33.000 They're staying popular.

00:58:35.000 Right, look at my promotions.

00:58:36.000 Yeah, it's a big thing.

00:58:38.000 But then you look at their stand-up and you go, you gotta do that with that stuff.

00:58:41.000 I remember an early version of this where this guy was like, can you get me on stage at this club?

00:58:52.000 And he had, I kind of knew, I didn't know him well.

00:58:55.000 I probably should have listened to my own Inner dialogue about that.

00:59:01.000 But I was like, you know, you feel the pressure when the person's right in front of you.

00:59:06.000 So I go, all right.

00:59:08.000 So the club owner is there.

00:59:11.000 And I go, can my friend do a spot?

00:59:15.000 And they're like, is he good?

00:59:16.000 And I'm like, yeah. 1.00

00:59:20.000 So he goes up, and he pretty much just eats shit, right? 1.00

00:59:25.000 And I was like, fuck. 1.00

00:59:27.000 And so, of course, the club guy's like, the fuck was that? 1.00

00:59:31.000 And I'm like, I don't know. 0.98

00:59:33.000 So I talk to him, and I go, dude, you know, he goes, if you'll let me do another set on The Late Show, I'll do a different set.

00:59:46.000 And I was like...

00:59:48.000 So I go, let him do a different set on The Late Show.

00:59:51.000 And the club owner's like, no.

00:59:54.000 Are you sure?

00:59:55.000 And I'm like, yeah.

00:59:57.000 And here's the thing.

00:59:58.000 How many years in were you?

01:00:00.000 A few.

01:00:00.000 Not many.

01:00:01.000 Not now.

01:00:02.000 And I go, no, no, no.

01:00:03.000 And I go, all right.

01:00:08.000 Here's the thing.

01:00:08.000 The reason I even brought this up is that the guy, this is years ago.

01:00:12.000 Had, like, the best website I'd ever seen at the time. 0.93

01:00:15.000 I was like, this website's fucking amazing.

01:00:17.000 And, like, all his marketing tools were incredible. 0.97

01:00:20.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:00:20.000 You know, like, he had, like, cool business card and, like, you went to his site and you were like, shit! 1.00

01:00:26.000 They geolocate? 1.00

01:00:27.000 Yeah, dude! 0.99

01:00:28.000 Like, his site looked like a fucking Nike building, you know? 0.97

01:00:31.000 I was like, this thing is fucking rad, you know? 0.97

01:00:34.000 And he goes up for his second set. 1.00

01:00:37.000 Not only does he eat shit, but he does the same set as the first, right? 1.00

01:00:43.000 And I go, dude, you did the same shit. 1.00

01:00:44.000 And he was just like, ah, yeah. 1.00

01:00:46.000 And I could see he was in the...

01:00:47.000 And I actually left it. 0.99

01:00:48.000 I go, all your shit is cool. 1.00

01:00:51.000 Your website. 0.99

01:00:52.000 I go, you gotta work more on what you're doing on stage.

01:00:56.000 That's your priority.

01:00:57.000 Don't you think though that that's like a distraction because they're not working on that other stuff?

01:01:02.000 A thousand percent.

01:01:03.000 So they concentrate on the promotion because they're distracting themselves from the fact they're not working on the difficult stuff.

01:01:10.000 And not only is that 100% true, but there's so many parallels in life to that.

01:01:14.000 Sure.

01:01:15.000 We can all go, like, I'm working on this thing to avoid this thing.

01:01:19.000 Yes.

01:01:19.000 And especially if you get good at the side thing, and then people go, like, oh, wow, yeah, your cooking really has gotten incredible.

01:01:26.000 Yes.

01:01:27.000 And then you're just, like, not working on anything else, you know?

01:01:30.000 Yes.

01:01:30.000 It's very easy to do.

01:01:31.000 Very easy.

01:01:32.000 And we can all trick ourselves.

01:01:34.000 Very easy to trick yourself.

01:01:36.000 Yeah.

01:01:36.000 It's very easy to do.

01:01:38.000 Yeah.

01:01:40.000 With stand-up, it's incredibly easy to be like, I'm working on this other project, though.

01:01:45.000 Right.

01:01:45.000 And you can make excuses.

01:01:47.000 I did that when I was on news radio, for sure.

01:01:49.000 I was doing the same set for like two years.

01:01:52.000 I wasn't fixing anything. 0.54

01:01:54.000 Kills you internally. 1.00

01:01:55.000 Killed me. 1.00

01:01:56.000 Killed me. 1.00

01:01:57.000 Just my ability.

01:01:59.000 I wasn't connected to the material anymore.

01:02:00.000 I was just saying it. 0.99

01:02:03.000 And then I had one set in front of some producers, and I bombed, ate shit. 0.99

01:02:07.000 And then I really felt bad. 1.00

01:02:10.000 Because I knew why I ate shit. 0.98

01:02:12.000 I knew I had a flat set, which was not connected. 0.99

01:02:16.000 And I knew I wasn't working on it.

01:02:17.000 I hadn't written anything in a long time.

01:02:20.000 And then I bore down, and I got way better.

01:02:24.000 Within six months, I was killing. 0.99

01:02:27.000 I was doing all this new shit. 1.00

01:02:29.000 I was completely reinvigorated. 0.98

01:02:32.000 I was also getting better sets, too.

01:02:34.000 The set I bombed, it was like 1 a.m.

01:02:37.000 in the main room where you cannot be sucky.

01:02:40.000 You have to grab those people and hang on to them.

01:02:44.000 They have to know you're good.

01:02:46.000 They've seen everything.

01:02:48.000 It's 1 o'clock in the morning in Hollywood.

01:02:52.000 And I was going on after people that were way better than me. 1.00

01:02:55.000 I just ate shit. 0.99

01:02:57.000 Yeah, you need those sets, though. 1.00

01:02:59.000 They're so good for you. 1.00

01:03:00.000 Those fucking bombs. 1.00

01:03:01.000 It's like heartbreak, too. 1.00

01:03:03.000 You need those.

01:03:03.000 It sounds like a terrible, counterintuitive thing.

01:03:07.000 To feel bad is good for you.

01:03:08.000 But you need perspective, and the real perspective only comes the hard way.

01:03:14.000 Disappointment.

01:03:15.000 Yeah, disappointment.

01:03:16.000 Heartbreak, like you said.

01:03:17.000 Failure.

01:03:18.000 Heartbreak is a real good one.

01:03:19.000 Yeah, failure.

01:03:20.000 Yeah, you fail.

01:03:22.000 Failure in a relationship.

01:03:24.000 Failure in a friendship.

01:03:25.000 Failure in a business venture.

01:03:27.000 Failure artistically.

01:03:29.000 Failure athletically.

01:03:30.000 Failure, failure, failure. 1.00

01:03:32.000 Yeah, that shit right there. 0.99

01:03:34.000 Dude, when you were saying the patella, I had a patella tendon graft on my left knee when I got my ACL reconstructed. 0.99

01:03:41.000 And they took a slice of the patella.

01:03:43.000 They were like, don't worry about it.

01:03:44.000 The thing's really big.

01:03:45.000 And I was like, now I'm thinking about it.

01:03:46.000 I'm like, how big is it?

01:03:47.000 It blows out.

01:03:48.000 He goes...

01:03:50.000 He goes like, 93% of patellar tendon tears happen at a connection point.

01:03:59.000 In other words, you know, there's two points of connection, either on the patella or on the, what is it, the tibia?

01:04:06.000 I might be incorrect.

01:04:08.000 He's like, you're snapped in the middle.

01:04:10.000 He goes, which just takes a tremendous amount of force, which makes sense.

01:04:14.000 And when you think about how, because I was leaping, he's like, you're leaping as hard as you can Right. 0.84

01:04:19.000 And you were tired, and you'd fucked it up a couple of days before, right? 0.97

01:04:22.000 I'd fucked it up earlier that day. 0.99

01:04:24.000 Oh, Jesus. 0.92

01:04:25.000 And he's like, so it's a really weird, like, it's an unusual place to tear.

01:04:30.000 Mm.

01:04:31.000 Injuries, bro.

01:04:32.000 Injuries, yeah.

01:04:33.000 I've had so many.

01:04:34.000 Yeah.

01:04:35.000 But you know what?

01:04:36.000 That's another good thing about martial arts and jujitsu.

01:04:39.000 It's like, I understand, like, that there's stuff you have to do to make sure you don't get injured as often.

01:04:46.000 That's one of the reasons why I stay strong.

01:04:48.000 I don't want to be weak.

01:04:49.000 When you're weak, you get hurt.

01:04:51.000 And old people, that's one of the major reasons why they fall down, is just they're feeble. 1.00

01:04:57.000 There's an interesting photography series of cross-sections of people's anatomy done through MRI. So they show a 70-year-old sedentary person next to a 70-year-old triathlete.

01:05:14.000 It's wild.

01:05:15.000 They show a 40-year-old sedentary person next to a 40-year-old triathlete.

01:05:21.000 And there's all these, I mean, obviously, I'm not saying you have to be a triathlete, but just being strong, being strong enough to do stuff is so important.

01:05:31.000 The only way you get that way is lifting weights and working out.

01:05:33.000 The only thing I keep preaching to my friends and my family circle of people I'm around, especially guys, guys and women, I want to make that point too, women too, is you have to have resistance, weight resistance.

01:05:47.000 People get into their, when they hear that, they keep thinking like tremendously heavyweight.

01:05:52.000 Like, oh, I'm not going to be a power lifter. 0.99

01:05:54.000 And you're like, no shit. 1.00

01:05:56.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:05:56.000 And you shouldn't even try to be. 1.00

01:05:58.000 Yeah, there it is.

01:05:59.000 Look at the cross-section.

01:06:00.000 So the top is the guy who has the workout schedule.

01:06:05.000 And it's all muscle.

01:06:06.000 And then the bottom is just mostly fat.

01:06:08.000 The same size leg. 1.00

01:06:10.000 And there's just this weak-ass, bitch-ass muscle around the fat. 1.00

01:06:15.000 When I see that, I want to leg kick him. 1.00

01:06:17.000 That bottom one, just imagine what kind of damage you would do. 0.99

01:06:21.000 Slamming a shin into that.

01:06:22.000 When you're in the hotel gyms, And sometimes you see these dudes, of all ages, but I would say starting at like 40 into the 70s, is the guy who walks in kind of like the beginning of dropped head syndrome, like this, and immediately you know this guy's going to the elliptical or treadmill.

01:06:43.000 Because that guy doesn't lift weights.

01:06:45.000 And all you have to do, like not all you have to do, but if you want to avoid that path, Weight training.

01:06:52.000 Start lifting weights.

01:06:54.000 Have some type of resistance training.

01:06:56.000 Put your body under that stress, your muscles and your skeletal structure under the stress of picking up something and resisting.

01:07:03.000 Build your muscle.

01:07:04.000 I have this conversation with my cousins and my My siblings and my friends all the time who I see on the path of not touching weights.

01:07:15.000 Like, dude, you're not going to be fine just doing the elliptical.

01:07:20.000 You're going to deteriorate.

01:07:21.000 Even guys that I know that do jujitsu, especially as they get into their 40s, I always tell them, you're not working out?

01:07:28.000 Other than training?

01:07:29.000 You're only doing jujitsu?

01:07:30.000 And they're like, yeah, I go, dude.

01:07:32.000 At least once a week you should be lifting weights.

01:07:34.000 At least once a week.

01:07:35.000 You really should be doing it a little bit every day.

01:07:37.000 The key is a little every day.

01:07:39.000 That's the Pavel Totsilin method.

01:07:42.000 I think if you're doing something else like Jiu Jitsu, you can get by with a couple of workouts in the morning and a couple of workouts in the afternoon where you're not even killing yourself.

01:07:54.000 You're just doing some kettlebells, doing some chin-ups, doing some push-ups, but you're making your body do these things.

01:08:00.000 Even if you do only one set of chin-ups, you do 10 chin-ups, do 20 dips, do 20 push-ups, do 20 body weight squats, just do that!

01:08:07.000 Just do that! 0.80

01:08:08.000 Just that!

01:08:09.000 That's weight.

01:08:10.000 It's your physical weight, your body weight.

01:08:12.000 And if you can get some kettlebells, get some kettlebells and do 10 clean presses each side.

01:08:18.000 It's not a lot.

01:08:19.000 It'll take you two minutes.

01:08:20.000 Do it in the morning.

01:08:21.000 Do it at night.

01:08:22.000 Do it twice.

01:08:23.000 If you do that all the time, your body just gets accustomed to doing that all the time.

01:08:27.000 And then you develop tissue that protects your joints and your tendons get stronger.

01:08:32.000 And then you have the ability to do stuff.

01:08:36.000 Those scans are wild, obviously.

01:08:38.000 Then you're seeing the real thing.

01:08:40.000 But when I see just regular dudes that are older, and you see the guy that is active, it really blows you away.

01:08:50.000 Just the way that they stand.

01:08:52.000 They stand a different way.

01:08:54.000 Their shoulders are back.

01:08:57.000 You go, oh man, this guy.

01:08:58.000 Yeah, this guy's been active for 40 years.

01:09:00.000 Yeah. 0.98

01:09:01.000 And the guy that is fucking walking down the hall like this? 0.99

01:09:04.000 I always find those dads. 0.99

01:09:06.000 I always find those dads that, like, when I have these parent-teacher things, I'm like, that guy lifts weights.

01:09:11.000 Yeah.

01:09:11.000 Hey, buddy.

01:09:12.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:09:13.000 You click on him.

01:09:14.000 I met this jack dude the other day. 1.00

01:09:16.000 I was like, you're my new friend.

01:09:18.000 Left out the 40-year-old.

01:09:19.000 It looks the same.

01:09:20.000 Yeah, the 40-year-old triathlete.

01:09:21.000 I was trying to explain that, but that was just, yeah.

01:09:23.000 It's basically the same.

01:09:25.000 Same amount of muscle tissue.

01:09:27.000 That's incredible.

01:09:28.000 Yeah.

01:09:29.000 Was that a parent-teacher thing?

01:09:32.000 Yeah, Super Jack guy.

01:09:33.000 T-shirt, shorts.

01:09:35.000 I was like, look at you, buddy.

01:09:36.000 We're hanging in there.

01:09:38.000 That's cool.

01:09:40.000 That's the thing, though, is you actually start to be drawn to people like that.

01:09:43.000 Oh, yeah. 0.98

01:09:43.000 I know that guy's fucking putting in the work. 0.98

01:09:46.000 A guy who can be that fit at 55 years old, when I see him, I'm like, alright, I can hang out with that guy. 0.99

01:09:51.000 I want to hang out with that winner.

01:09:52.000 Winner mentality.

01:09:52.000 Yeah, that guy knows how to do it.

01:09:54.000 If you're still, you haven't quit now, and you're driving a Porsche, so you have money, so like, okay, you haven't laid back now?

01:10:01.000 Okay.

01:10:02.000 You gotta get that Porsche.

01:10:03.000 That's my buddy.

01:10:04.000 Yeah.

01:10:05.000 Yeah, I just, you know, you cannot do it.

01:10:10.000 You don't have to.

01:10:11.000 But if you want your life to be better, it's one of those things.

01:10:14.000 It has to be done. 0.97

01:10:15.000 Yeah, and you guys who are in their 50s are just going to, you're going to be the guys that in your 60s and 70s people go like, you're fucking 65? 0.97

01:10:23.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:10:24.000 Holy shit. 0.99

01:10:25.000 Yeah, there was this dude that was training with Tim Kennedy a couple months back. 0.99

01:10:28.000 He posted on his Instagram, and then his dad came.

01:10:30.000 His dad was 70, six-pack. 1.00

01:10:32.000 Fit as fuck. 1.00

01:10:33.000 Really? 1.00

01:10:34.000 This is wild.

01:10:34.000 70. Okay.

01:10:35.000 Canary in the coal mine.

01:10:37.000 That's what I used to say about Stallone.

01:10:38.000 He was my canary in the coal mine.

01:10:39.000 Yeah.

01:10:40.000 He still gets after it. 0.99

01:10:41.000 He got fat as fuck, though, at one point in time. 1.00

01:10:43.000 He did. 1.00

01:10:43.000 Yeah, he got a giant belly. 1.00

01:10:44.000 I don't know if that was for a movie.

01:10:46.000 He did.

01:10:46.000 Is that for a movie?

01:10:47.000 Yeah, there was a movie where he plays either a police officer or a security guard, and they told him...

01:10:54.000 You gotta get fat.

01:10:55.000 You gotta get fat.

01:10:55.000 He did.

01:10:56.000 He was like, I was eating pancakes every day.

01:10:57.000 Wow.

01:10:58.000 That's a rough thing to do when you're 70. I think...

01:11:00.000 This was actually...

01:11:01.000 It was a little while ago for this one.

01:11:03.000 So maybe we're thinking about two different movies.

01:11:05.000 But yeah, that one.

01:11:06.000 Oh, no, no, no.

01:11:06.000 I remember that.

01:11:07.000 I remember that.

01:11:08.000 That was a very good movie.

01:11:10.000 Yeah, he got...

01:11:10.000 He actually gained that weight.

01:11:11.000 What movie was that?

01:11:12.000 There's like a flood or something, right?

01:11:13.000 What was that movie?

01:11:14.000 Copland.

01:11:15.000 That was a very good movie, and he was very good in it.

01:11:17.000 He was.

01:11:18.000 He can act.

01:11:18.000 Yeah, he can.

01:11:19.000 But I remember watching him talk about gaining weight for that.

01:11:22.000 Right.

01:11:22.000 So you're saying a different one.

01:11:24.000 No, it's recent.

01:11:25.000 Oh, okay.

01:11:25.000 It's recent.

01:11:26.000 He was on the beach.

01:11:26.000 I think he was going through a divorce.

01:11:28.000 He was probably drinking a lot of beer.

01:11:29.000 Oh, okay.

01:11:30.000 Because he got divorced for a little while.

01:11:31.000 He did?

01:11:31.000 He was getting divorced, and he stopped getting...

01:11:33.000 Why do I know this?

01:11:35.000 But it was Sylvester Stallone belly on beach.

01:11:39.000 He was real fat on the beach.

01:11:41.000 See, we're used to him looking like in that picture where he's got the t-shirt.

01:11:45.000 Yeah.

01:11:46.000 How old is he now?

01:11:47.000 Yeah.

01:11:49.000 That's not even a good, that's not even a bad one.

01:11:51.000 Some of the other ones are like, yeah, there he is. 0.98

01:11:54.000 Like, he's fucking huge belly. 0.99

01:11:55.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:11:55.000 That's beer, son. 1.00

01:11:56.000 That's beer and lasagna.

01:11:58.000 Yeah.

01:11:58.000 That's what that is.

01:11:59.000 That's giving in to them guinea instincts. 0.99

01:12:01.000 Yeah, for sure.

01:12:03.000 Dude, when we went to the Bronx, we went to New Jersey, had a UFC a month ago.

01:12:10.000 Is this the sandwich thing?

01:12:11.000 Yes.

01:12:11.000 It was so good.

01:12:13.000 Do you know that like my salivary glands watching the video were like...

01:12:16.000 Like a dog!

01:12:18.000 I think one of my favorite, like when you talk about your favorite things to eat, for me, like an Italian sub, like a German Italian one with all the meats.

01:12:26.000 This guy, Giovanni, from G&R Deli in the Bronx.

01:12:29.000 These are the real...

01:12:31.000 Is that like a Caprese?

01:12:32.000 Yes.

01:12:32.000 Oh my God.

01:12:33.000 Oh my god.

01:12:34.000 That one right there, I think that was chicken cutlet with sun-dried peppers and fresh mozzarella.

01:12:44.000 And that's just one of them, but there was a bunch of different sandwiches that he made.

01:12:49.000 This was in the Bronx?

01:12:50.000 Yeah, that's my man, Tommy Jr. And this was one they made with pork.

01:12:54.000 It was fantastic.

01:12:56.000 Dude, these people know how to eat.

01:12:58.000 Italians know how to eat.

01:12:59.000 They go hard.

01:13:00.000 And this guy, Giovanni, you go to his, see that one in the back?

01:13:03.000 That's what they call the Bronx Godfather. 0.99

01:13:05.000 That's fucking sensational! 0.99

01:13:07.000 It's the greatest Italian sub I've ever had in my life. 0.99

01:13:09.000 It was so good.

01:13:11.000 Dude, I overate so hardcore.

01:13:13.000 I ate and they gave us, they're so generous, they gave us like a tray of sandwiches and we brought them to the UFC. So I was telling all the other on-air guys, I'm like, you know, DC, DC loves his food.

01:13:23.000 I was like, come have a sandwich. 1.00

01:13:25.000 He was like, oh shit. 1.00

01:13:26.000 Oh yeah, they grabbed, look at my fat face. 1.00

01:13:29.000 That looks amazing. 0.85

01:13:30.000 Yeah, so I'll go off the rails, bro.

01:13:32.000 Sometimes you have to.

01:13:33.000 I'll go off the rails every now and then.

01:13:34.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:13:35.000 I went out to dinner with Matt Serra and John Rollo the other day.

01:13:39.000 So it was three guineas at Red Ash.

01:13:42.000 So I had to go off the rails.

01:13:44.000 I had the bone marrow with the garlic bread.

01:13:46.000 But I'll do that one meal, maybe a week, but mostly not.

01:13:51.000 Yeah, well, you can't, I mean, if you do it all the time, it's just a disaster.

01:13:54.000 Yeah, you just have to make sure you don't do it all the time.

01:13:57.000 That's the thing.

01:13:57.000 When I take people to Red Ash, I turn into, like, an ambassador.

01:14:01.000 I'm like, please, like, show them what you guys do.

01:14:04.000 And, like, I have them bring, like, ten dishes.

01:14:07.000 Well, we've had a bunch of employee meetings there, especially before we started the club.

01:14:12.000 Yeah.

01:14:12.000 Sort of bonding meetings.

01:14:13.000 It's hard to not indulge at Red Ash, though.

01:14:16.000 It's amazing.

01:14:17.000 And we would tell them, just have the chef bring over anything and everything.

01:14:20.000 And they would just bring over plates and stuff.

01:14:21.000 It's incredible.

01:14:22.000 It was amazing.

01:14:23.000 I can't wait to go back, actually.

01:14:24.000 Yeah, it's a great place.

01:14:25.000 Well, Austin is amazing for food.

01:14:28.000 Yeah.

01:14:28.000 It's amazing.

01:14:29.000 It's such a good place for food.

01:14:30.000 There's so many good restaurants here.

01:14:32.000 Popping up all the time.

01:14:33.000 Yeah.

01:14:33.000 There's already good places, and they keep happening.

01:14:35.000 New shit here just keeps opening that you're like, oh, my God. 0.99

01:14:38.000 Have you been a lonesome dove? 1.00

01:14:39.000 I have not.

01:14:40.000 Oh, my God.

01:14:40.000 Oh my god.

01:14:41.000 So good.

01:14:43.000 They sell rattlesnake sausage.

01:14:46.000 They serve, I should say.

01:14:47.000 Rattlesnake sausage.

01:14:48.000 A lot of wild game dishes.

01:14:50.000 There's a southern one that I went to here. 0.99

01:14:52.000 So fucking good. 0.98

01:14:53.000 I went with Phillip. 0.99

01:14:55.000 Phillip Lee.

01:14:56.000 What was the name of it?

01:14:58.000 I gotta look it up.

01:14:59.000 I'll ask him.

01:15:00.000 There's so many places here, man.

01:15:03.000 Yeah.

01:15:03.000 I mean, his places, too, are out there.

01:15:06.000 Oh, yeah.

01:15:06.000 No, his places are insane.

01:15:08.000 That Sushi by Scratch out in...

01:15:10.000 Where is it at?

01:15:12.000 You go here, Fixee.

01:15:15.000 No. 1.00

01:15:15.000 I've heard that place is the shit, too, though. 1.00

01:15:18.000 Is it Ola May? 1.00

01:15:19.000 Could that be it?

01:15:20.000 Oh, I think...

01:15:21.000 I don't know.

01:15:22.000 That Fixie?

01:15:24.000 That place is supposed to be fantastic.

01:15:26.000 Did you say Fixie or Fix?

01:15:28.000 How do you say it?

01:15:29.000 Whatever it is.

01:15:30.000 F-I-X-E. Texas is probably Fixie.

01:15:32.000 I heard that place is fantastic.

01:15:33.000 There's so many good places out here.

01:15:35.000 There's good...

01:15:35.000 Have you been to ABBA? Yes.

01:15:39.000 That place is great, too.

01:15:40.000 Amazing.

01:15:41.000 Olame? 0.81

01:15:41.000 There you go. 0.81

01:15:42.000 That's it.

01:15:42.000 Olame.

01:15:43.000 Bro.

01:15:44.000 That place is outstanding. 1.00

01:15:46.000 Damn, son. 1.00

01:15:47.000 That's outstanding. 1.00

01:15:48.000 Damn. 0.99

01:15:49.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:15:51.000 So, so good.

01:15:52.000 Yeah, I went to NADC Burger last night.

01:15:55.000 Which one?

01:15:56.000 NADC burger. 0.98

01:15:56.000 Oh, not a damn chance burger. 0.98

01:15:58.000 It's a Phillips burger. 0.99

01:15:58.000 It might be the best burger on earth. 0.99

01:16:00.000 Oh yeah, that's his too.

01:16:02.000 It might be the best burger on earth.

01:16:03.000 The only person in contention is the Golden Tiger.

01:16:05.000 I want to eat two, but... 0.99

01:16:07.000 Golden Tiger's pretty fucking good. 0.97

01:16:08.000 That one I have not been to. 0.97

01:16:10.000 And I almost got it after the club one night.

01:16:13.000 Phillip told me it was the greatest burger he's ever had.

01:16:15.000 That's why Phillip decided to make NADC burger.

01:16:18.000 Really?

01:16:18.000 He wanted to perfect the American cheeseburger.

01:16:23.000 Golden Tiger, is it downtown?

01:16:25.000 Eastside?

01:16:26.000 Yeah, Eastside.

01:16:27.000 That's open late, right?

01:16:28.000 Yeah, real late.

01:16:29.000 It's like a food truck and it has outdoor seating.

01:16:31.000 It's amazing.

01:16:32.000 I gotta try it.

01:16:33.000 It's so good, dude. 1.00

01:16:34.000 Fuck. 1.00

01:16:35.000 I think it might be also one of my favorite, favorite things in the world is just a simply made cheeseburger. 1.00

01:16:43.000 Oh, yeah.

01:16:44.000 Last time I was there, I ate three cheeseburgers and a chicken sandwich.

01:16:48.000 At Golden Tiger?

01:16:49.000 Yeah.

01:16:50.000 Three?

01:16:50.000 Three.

01:16:51.000 And a chicken sandwich.

01:16:52.000 And a chicken sandwich.

01:16:52.000 I might have been high.

01:16:58.000 Yeah, that was an off-the-rails moment.

01:16:59.000 I have my off-the-rails moments.

01:17:01.000 Yeah, phenomenal.

01:17:02.000 Dude, that looks so good.

01:17:05.000 Anything fried now just ruins me.

01:17:10.000 Another thing I absolutely love is a fried chicken sandwich.

01:17:15.000 You know what I really miss?

01:17:16.000 Fried chicken and waffles at Roscoe's.

01:17:19.000 Oh, Roscoe's.

01:17:19.000 Come on, man.

01:17:20.000 L.A. staple.

01:17:21.000 Yeah, with the hot sauce on the chicken and the maple syrup on the waffles and the butter.

01:17:28.000 Slice it up.

01:17:29.000 Hope you don't get shot. 0.99

01:17:30.000 Eat it all. 0.98

01:17:32.000 Look at that.

01:17:33.000 Oh, man.

01:17:34.000 Woo! 0.99

01:17:36.000 That food is so good.

01:17:37.000 It's so good.

01:17:38.000 It's a wild place, too.

01:17:39.000 You go there, there's a lot of people.

01:17:41.000 Like, last time I was there, there was a lot of people I knew there.

01:17:44.000 A lot of comics.

01:17:45.000 Yeah.

01:17:45.000 A lot of dudes from the store were there.

01:17:47.000 I was like, this is...

01:17:48.000 It's such a classic L.A. place.

01:17:50.000 Yeah, was it on Union?

01:17:51.000 Well, there's one that was near us.

01:17:53.000 I say us.

01:17:54.000 When we had Sunset and Gower.

01:17:56.000 Yeah, that's right.

01:17:57.000 It was radio.

01:17:57.000 It was right down the street.

01:17:58.000 So we used to get it for lunch there. 1.00

01:18:00.000 It's the shit. 1.00

01:18:01.000 What? 1.00

01:18:02.000 And yet, it's one of those things, the first time you hear it, you're like, what are you talking about?

01:18:05.000 Why would you make chicken with waffles?

01:18:06.000 It doesn't even make sense.

01:18:07.000 And then you sit there.

01:18:08.000 And you eat it.

01:18:08.000 But it's also like the perfect chicken.

01:18:10.000 Like, they're chickens off the charts.

01:18:11.000 Yeah, fried chicken.

01:18:13.000 But it's also, it's like that recipe.

01:18:15.000 They got it down.

01:18:16.000 They've been doing it forever.

01:18:18.000 They know exactly how to serve you a Roscoe's fried chicken.

01:18:22.000 You eat it, you're like, ugh.

01:18:23.000 Ugh.

01:18:24.000 This is what I was waiting for.

01:18:25.000 Yeah, and then the sugar rush from the waffle. 1.00

01:18:27.000 And the fucking butter. 1.00

01:18:30.000 And then you dip the chicken in the fucking... 1.00

01:18:33.000 Maybe a little hot sauce too. 1.00

01:18:36.000 Fuck it, let's go. 1.00

01:18:37.000 I need naps right after that. 1.00

01:18:39.000 Naps.

01:18:40.000 Yeah, your insulin crashes.

01:18:41.000 Your whole body's like, what?

01:18:43.000 Your sugar crashes.

01:18:44.000 What are you doing to us, man?

01:18:46.000 What is this?

01:18:47.000 And you think, though, that there's people who eat like that every day.

01:18:49.000 Every day.

01:18:50.000 I remember one time I had a double cheeseburger with fries and a large milkshake.

01:18:57.000 It was like a large milkshake.

01:18:58.000 And by the time I finished a large milkshake, I literally felt like I got poisoned.

01:19:03.000 I was like, oh!

01:19:06.000 It felt terrible!

01:19:08.000 It was not worth it!

01:19:10.000 The wildest trick your body does to you, especially with a big, heavy sugar meal, your body tricks you into thinking it's good while you're doing it.

01:19:21.000 It does.

01:19:21.000 It's totally a trick.

01:19:22.000 You know that when you eat to capacity feeling and you're like, I feel sick?

01:19:26.000 I think I ate like that every day for 15 years.

01:19:29.000 Yeah, that's my number one problem.

01:19:30.000 But I don't do that when I eat the carnivore diet.

01:19:34.000 I don't do it.

01:19:35.000 Meat has a high level of satiety, I think is the word, which means you get satiated real quickly.

01:19:44.000 You know, when your body's had enough, you're like, yeah, you've had enough.

01:19:46.000 You got enough?

01:19:47.000 Yeah.

01:19:48.000 It's good.

01:19:48.000 But then you just look over at that freezer and you're like, is there ice cream in there?

01:19:51.000 You guys got ice cream?

01:19:52.000 Mmm.

01:19:53.000 Gotta earn that ice cream, son.

01:19:55.000 Ice cream is a...

01:19:56.000 Yeah.

01:19:57.000 That's...

01:19:58.000 That's a hard one.

01:19:59.000 Oh, yeah.

01:19:59.000 Ice cream's good.

01:19:59.000 I'll eat a whole fucking pint of that shit.

01:20:01.000 I'll get in there. 1.00

01:20:02.000 Yeah. 0.97

01:20:03.000 I'll do the shit where I see them at the grocery store, and I start grabbing, and then all of a sudden, the next day, Christine will be like, are there six different pints of ice cream in there? 1.00

01:20:15.000 I'm like, I don't know. 0.99

01:20:15.000 The kids are here. 0.99

01:20:16.000 I thought they might like them.

01:20:17.000 They're like, what are you talking about?

01:20:18.000 The kids are here.

01:20:19.000 The kids ain't ice cream.

01:20:20.000 Yeah, me it was mint chocolate chip.

01:20:23.000 Really?

01:20:23.000 I actually love chocolate chip not mint.

01:20:27.000 Really?

01:20:28.000 Yes.

01:20:28.000 I like chocolate chip not mint too.

01:20:30.000 Yeah, that shit's my, that is my absolute favorite. 0.98

01:20:32.000 I remember the first time I got high with Eddie, he took me to, we went to Baskin Robbins and I had an ice cream sundae and I was like, this is the greatest thing the world has ever invented. 0.99

01:20:43.000 A hot fudge sundae.

01:20:45.000 Bro.

01:20:45.000 I was like, it was insane.

01:20:48.000 Whatever the fuck marijuana does to your senses, especially your sense of taste, it's insane. 1.00

01:20:53.000 Oh, yeah. 0.99

01:20:54.000 We used to, in college, we used to get high out of our minds, like full bong rips, joints, just eyes bleeding.

01:21:02.000 And then we would take a blender, put in a whole tub of ice cream, Milk and then scoops of peanut butter.

01:21:12.000 Blend that up.

01:21:13.000 And it just felt like you were drinking peanut butter.

01:21:16.000 And when you're high...

01:21:17.000 And I would do it until I vomited.

01:21:20.000 I would drink them until I puked.

01:21:24.000 Because there's no alarm that goes off, that goes stop.

01:21:26.000 You're like, no, it's too...

01:21:28.000 You feel like a dog, like an animal.

01:21:29.000 Just like...

01:21:30.000 If you leave a dog around the food it wants, it just eats it until it's sick, you know?

01:21:35.000 Your body has to be so confused as to what form this food is taking, too.

01:21:39.000 Yeah.

01:21:39.000 Like, if you're having, like, a milkshake, there's so much sugar, and it's frozen, and there's milk.

01:21:47.000 Like, what is this?

01:21:48.000 What is this? 1.00

01:21:49.000 The fuck is this? 1.00

01:21:49.000 Your body has no reference. 1.00

01:21:51.000 Like, if your body's eating an apple, like, oh, this is a very sweet apple, but it's an apple.

01:21:55.000 I know what to do with this.

01:21:57.000 Your body's eating that. 1.00

01:21:58.000 It's like, what the fuck is this? 1.00

01:22:00.000 What is this? 1.00

01:22:01.000 It's not, yeah.

01:22:02.000 Like an ice cold Coca-Cola.

01:22:05.000 Oh my god, your body's like, give me more of that. 1.00

01:22:07.000 What the fuck is that? 1.00

01:22:08.000 Also, we all know it. 1.00

01:22:11.000 That formula at McDonald's.

01:22:13.000 Why that's the best tasting Coke and Diet Coke on the planet.

01:22:16.000 Why?

01:22:17.000 Because what happens is when you're an establishment, like a restaurant, you get a formula.

01:22:25.000 Like the gun has a blend.

01:22:28.000 And there's definitely a different formula at McDonald's.

01:22:32.000 Oh, has there been anything written about this?

01:22:34.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:22:35.000 Oh, interesting.

01:22:36.000 I didn't know that. 1.00

01:22:38.000 If you drive by a McDonald's and you get a Diet Coke, you'll be like, what the fuck? 0.98

01:22:43.000 Okay, typically restaurants get their soda syrups in plastic bags, but Coca-Cola does something different for McDonald's. 0.99

01:22:48.000 The fast food chain gets their Coke syrup delivered in stainless steel tanks.

01:22:52.000 According to the New York Times, the material keeps the soda fresher and your tongue can taste the difference.

01:22:57.000 A thousand percent it can.

01:22:59.000 Right, but is it a more potent blend or is it just because it's in the tanks?

01:23:03.000 I don't know, but it does taste so much better.

01:23:06.000 It says their filtration system is top tier.

01:23:09.000 It is superior.

01:23:10.000 Wow, there's all these articles about it being superior.

01:23:12.000 And I would say both.

01:23:13.000 Like, regular Coke, all of a sudden you're like, oh man.

01:23:17.000 And Diet Coke.

01:23:18.000 McDonald's has an article.

01:23:19.000 McDonald's does.

01:23:20.000 It says, there are many reasons the Coca-Cola tastes so great at McDonald's.

01:23:23.000 We simply follow the guidelines set by Coca-Cola and take steps to ensure that we serve a high-quality fountain beverage.

01:23:28.000 Well, congratulations, you do that.

01:23:30.000 Yes.

01:23:30.000 The water and Coca-Cola syrup are pre-chilled before entering our fountain dispensers with the ratio syrup set to allow for ice to melt.

01:23:37.000 Oh, so it doesn't get watered down with the ice, so they are making it stronger.

01:23:41.000 That's smart.

01:23:42.000 But doesn't this tell you something, though, how everything is in the details?

01:23:46.000 You know what I mean?

01:23:46.000 Like, this is something that probably a restaurant would be like, Coca-Cola would say, you should do this, and they go, whatever.

01:23:52.000 Right.

01:23:53.000 You know, like, whatever, we'll just...

01:23:54.000 We'll just put it in the gun.

01:23:56.000 But I believe that McDonald's sticks to that because it is consistent and it is so much different tasting.

01:24:03.000 Even what they said about their straws.

01:24:05.000 Yeah.

01:24:05.000 So their straws are typically wider than the typical straw.

01:24:08.000 So you have a different amount coming in.

01:24:10.000 Yeah.

01:24:10.000 Give it to me.

01:24:11.000 Right in my face hole, you fuckheads. 1.00

01:24:13.000 Fuck my mouth with Coke. 1.00

01:24:14.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:24:16.000 Yeah.

01:24:16.000 Big old fat tube of it.

01:24:18.000 So fucking good. 0.99

01:24:19.000 Extra syrupy. 0.99

01:24:20.000 Because what if the ice melts?

01:24:21.000 Yeah.

01:24:21.000 What if the ice melts?

01:24:23.000 Even their ice is better there.

01:24:24.000 They have better ice?

01:24:25.000 They have better ice.

01:24:25.000 They have filtered water, they said.

01:24:27.000 There you go.

01:24:28.000 By the way, we're not paid by McDonald's for this.

01:24:30.000 No.

01:24:30.000 I don't even eat that stuff.

01:24:32.000 But if I did, it's filet of fishes.

01:24:34.000 Filet of fishes? 1.00

01:24:35.000 I could eat five of those fuckers. 1.00

01:24:36.000 Really? 1.00

01:24:36.000 I love filets of fishes. 1.00

01:24:38.000 I don't even know what that is.

01:24:40.000 McDonald's has this thing, too, where there's a temperature swing where it goes from being the best thing you can eat at that moment to, like, this is dog food.

01:24:49.000 Right.

01:24:49.000 You're like, throw this down.

01:24:51.000 I was in California a few months ago, and I had a quarter pounder.

01:24:55.000 It was actually quite a while ago, 10 months ago. 0.98

01:24:57.000 And I had a quarter pounder for the first time in fucking forever. 0.97

01:25:01.000 But I was starving. 0.99

01:25:02.000 And I had to eat, and I was heading to the airport.

01:25:04.000 I'm like, let me just pull in this drive-thru real quick and get a quarter pounder.

01:25:07.000 It's so sweet.

01:25:08.000 Like I could taste the sugar in a quarter pounder.

01:25:11.000 Their bread even is, I think, sweet.

01:25:12.000 Yeah, it tasted like a pastry.

01:25:14.000 I was like, this is interesting.

01:25:15.000 It was very good.

01:25:16.000 I enjoyed it.

01:25:18.000 I really did.

01:25:19.000 I'm a quarter pounder fan. 0.99

01:25:20.000 I don't know what they're doing, but it's fucking... 0.99

01:25:23.000 Delicious. 0.98

01:25:24.000 That's the thing I think you really notice about certain foods when you stay away from them for a while, is that when you reintroduce them, you go, oh, I didn't realize that I was...

01:25:31.000 This tastes way different.

01:25:34.000 Yeah, way different.

01:25:35.000 I thought it was going to taste like an In-N-Out cheeseburger.

01:25:37.000 Yeah.

01:25:37.000 Like a cheeseburger.

01:25:38.000 Like, In-N-Out is the gold standard for me. 0.99

01:25:40.000 For fast food places, you can't fuck with In-N-Out. 0.98

01:25:44.000 But they have a standard. 0.99

01:25:45.000 And Five Guys.

01:25:46.000 They have standards.

01:25:47.000 I mean, In-N-Out has high standards.

01:25:49.000 Oh, yeah.

01:25:50.000 Whether or not they are...

01:25:51.000 For your palate, you can't negate that they have high standards.

01:25:55.000 Some people hate their fries.

01:25:57.000 I know.

01:25:57.000 How can you hate their fries?

01:25:58.000 You've seen them chop the potatoes in the back. 0.99

01:26:02.000 I just wish they did it in beef tallow because they're doing some bullshit seed oils. 0.98

01:26:06.000 That's what they... 0.98

01:26:07.000 Yeah, I'm sure.

01:26:08.000 What does In-N-Out use oil for their fries?

01:26:11.000 Everybody uses canola oil, which is basically industrial lubricant.

01:26:15.000 That stuff was invented to lube up machines.

01:26:18.000 Really? 1.00

01:26:19.000 Sunflower oil, same shit. 1.00

01:26:21.000 You're not supposed to get that much sunflower oil in your body at one point in time. 1.00

01:26:24.000 It's not normal.

01:26:28.000 Sounds healthy, doesn't it?

01:26:29.000 It does, actually.

01:26:30.000 Sunflower sounds good. 1.00

01:26:31.000 That shit's not healthy. 1.00

01:26:32.000 They watch them. 1.00

01:26:33.000 They're chopping the produce right there.

01:26:34.000 Oh, yeah.

01:26:35.000 Right in front of you.

01:26:36.000 Right in front of you.

01:26:38.000 The meat is fresh.

01:26:39.000 It's not frozen.

01:26:40.000 And you can taste it.

01:26:41.000 Nice biblical verse on the bottom of the cup.

01:26:43.000 Oh, that's so sweet.

01:26:44.000 It's beautiful.

01:26:45.000 You know what I love?

01:26:47.000 Flying Dutchman's.

01:26:48.000 Yeah.

01:26:49.000 The secret menu.

01:26:50.000 Yeah, that's what I get.

01:26:51.000 The secret menu is really fascinating.

01:26:53.000 I know, it's wild.

01:26:54.000 Animal style and all that jazz.

01:26:55.000 Yeah, nothing's on, not printed though.

01:26:57.000 Yeah, how do you find that out?

01:26:58.000 You don't know somebody.

01:27:00.000 Yeah, somebody told me about it the first time and then I googled it and it's much more extensive than you, it's not like two or three things.

01:27:05.000 Oh yeah, it's a shit ton of things.

01:27:06.000 It's a lot of things, yeah.

01:27:07.000 Things I've never even heard of before.

01:27:08.000 Yeah, it's a lot.

01:27:09.000 Yeah. 0.97

01:27:10.000 Yeah, but it's fucking delicious. 0.99

01:27:12.000 Mm-hmm. 0.99

01:27:12.000 Yeah, I'm a fan. 0.99

01:27:13.000 I'm a fan.

01:27:14.000 But it has such a different taste, though, than a McDonald's burger.

01:27:17.000 McDonald's burger is like, it was sweet.

01:27:20.000 I'd like to know how much, how many grams of sugar is in a quarter pounder?

01:27:26.000 And I'm telling you, it's got to be from that bread, too.

01:27:29.000 That bread is sweet.

01:27:29.000 It's got to be from everything.

01:27:30.000 It seems like it's from the ketchup, too.

01:27:31.000 It seemed like the condiments had some sugar.

01:27:34.000 Higher sugar content?

01:27:35.000 Yeah, it just tasted like it had sugar in it.

01:27:38.000 I'm real sensitive to that, so I eat it.

01:27:40.000 It was good, though.

01:27:42.000 I also love a Chick-fil-A sandwich.

01:27:43.000 Oh, I love a Chick-fil-A. Yeah, I love your wife's joke about them.

01:27:50.000 She's so funny, man.

01:27:51.000 She's great.

01:27:52.000 Oh, she's so funny.

01:27:53.000 10 grams.

01:27:54.000 10 grams of sugar.

01:27:55.000 Eight of it's added, though, so that might be the bread.

01:27:58.000 Okay, so it's two natural and eight added, so it must be eight grams of sugar in the bread.

01:28:03.000 Yeah.

01:28:04.000 Yeah.

01:28:04.000 That's in a quarter powder?

01:28:05.000 Yeah, that's kind of a lot.

01:28:08.000 Yeah.

01:28:08.000 Like a really sugary drink.

01:28:11.000 Maybe it's the ketchup, even.

01:28:14.000 Yeah, that's what I was saying, too.

01:28:15.000 I felt like the ketchup was kind of sweet.

01:28:18.000 So it's probably the bun and the ketchup.

01:28:20.000 Good, though.

01:28:22.000 So good.

01:28:24.000 It's a good move to put that eight grams in there.

01:28:26.000 Yeah. 0.98

01:28:27.000 It's so fucking good. 0.98

01:28:28.000 It makes it more delicious if you're only looking for something delicious. 0.99

01:28:30.000 You ever heard of the McDonald's secret menu?

01:28:32.000 No.

01:28:32.000 What?

01:28:32.000 They have some weird shit on here like this.

01:28:34.000 The Land, Sea, and Air Burger? 0.99

01:28:36.000 Fish filet, chicken, and burger.

01:28:38.000 Whoa.

01:28:38.000 The difference is, though, I feel like if you- They'll stab you if you order that.

01:28:41.000 Yeah, if you order that, first of all, I think they'd be like, the fuck are you talking about? 0.99

01:28:45.000 Look at this McCrepe. 0.99

01:28:48.000 The McGangbang? 1.00

01:28:48.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

01:28:49.000 There's no way. 1.00

01:28:50.000 Come on.

01:28:50.000 I think these are real, I swear.

01:28:51.000 Are you serious?

01:28:51.000 I don't know which place is going to really know about them, but I've seen people ask, like, they follow through with a video and go ask for some of this stuff.

01:28:57.000 What?

01:28:58.000 There's a weird viral thing going on right now with them because they have a Grimace milkshake.

01:29:01.000 Yeah.

01:29:02.000 People are making some crazy videos about, like, what happened to me after I drank this crazy milkshake.

01:29:05.000 Oh, like Red Band did with, uh...

01:29:07.000 100%.

01:29:08.000 Yeah.

01:29:09.000 Remember what Red Band did with Pepsi Spice?

01:29:11.000 No.

01:29:12.000 Did you never knew about that?

01:29:13.000 No.

01:29:13.000 Oh.

01:29:14.000 It's the greatest troll Redband ever pulled off. 0.68

01:29:17.000 Really?

01:29:17.000 Redband bought pepsispice.com and then he documented his enjoying delicious Pepsi Spice.

01:29:25.000 And so as he's drinking Pepsi Spice, he's losing weight, he's getting blood in his diarrhea, he's dying at the end, he's making videos.

01:29:37.000 This is like young Redband, Pepsi Spice Project promo.

01:29:47.000 I don't know what this has to do with anything.

01:29:49.000 Is he blowing himself?

01:29:51.000 He's in the bathroom doing stuff.

01:29:53.000 So he's filming himself drinking Pepsi Spice with himself.

01:29:57.000 So anyway, he bought pepsispice.com and he had to give it to Pepsi after a while.

01:30:03.000 Oh really?

01:30:03.000 But I mean, I think it still exists somewhere online.

01:30:06.000 But they came to him and they were like, Hey you motherfucker, we'll kill you. 1.00

01:30:10.000 Because it went viral, you know, at the time. 1.00

01:30:13.000 Like, whatever viral is in the year 2001. Imagine, like, the threat from a corporation like that.

01:30:19.000 Oh, my God.

01:30:20.000 The Pepsi Spice Project.

01:30:23.000 Wow.

01:30:27.000 Yeah, it's very funny.

01:30:29.000 Wade continues to add, I like the stamp yesterday. 0.97

01:30:32.000 I'm afraid to have sex. 1.00

01:30:33.000 I keep thinking that my over-caffeinated sperm would blow a hole through the back of a girl's head. 1.00

01:30:38.000 It's just so stupid. 1.00

01:30:40.000 So stupid. 1.00

01:30:41.000 But that's the funnest thing to do is a stupid bit. 1.00

01:30:43.000 That's Red Band. 1.00

01:30:44.000 He loves silly shit. 1.00

01:30:46.000 For him, it was like the ultimate platform to find a non-sophisticated company that doesn't recognize the internet. 1.00

01:30:53.000 So you didn't buy pepsispice.com before you released Pepsi Spice, you fucking idiots. 1.00

01:30:57.000 Fucking idiots. 1.00

01:30:59.000 Back then, companies didn't even care about websites. 1.00

01:31:02.000 What's a website?

01:31:02.000 We sell Pepsi.

01:31:03.000 Even now, people still can hose. 0.94

01:31:05.000 You see it on social media where they'll grab a Twitter handle and the company hasn't locked it down yet.

01:31:12.000 People will tweet like they're from that company.

01:31:14.000 Well, people are tweeting like they're from Bud Light now because, you know, there's Bud Light.

01:31:19.000 If you go Bud Light underscore, so they're making these very subtle commercials that are like almost as like nothing goes with wieners like Bud Light.

01:31:30.000 Wow.

01:31:31.000 You know, and it's like two hot dogs.

01:31:32.000 I didn't realize.

01:31:33.000 People are like, what is this?

01:31:34.000 Is this real?

01:31:35.000 Is this a parody account?

01:31:36.000 And then it is a parody.

01:31:37.000 Yeah.

01:31:39.000 Subtle.

01:31:39.000 I didn't realize that, what's it called, them people abandoning it would be that...

01:31:50.000 It's crazy.

01:31:52.000 It really has stuck.

01:31:54.000 I saw an article about revenue and the share that they have of the market and how it has totally taken a shift.

01:32:02.000 Like $26 billion.

01:32:05.000 That's crazy.

01:32:06.000 Yeah.

01:32:06.000 They really, really did boycott.

01:32:08.000 That's the word I was looking for.

01:32:09.000 They were boycotting it.

01:32:10.000 Yeah.

01:32:10.000 And then the trans movement got mad that they didn't support Dylan Mulvaney.

01:32:17.000 So a lot of, like, LBGTQ and whatever the other letters are, those bars stopped carrying Bud Light.

01:32:25.000 So it's really...

01:32:25.000 Because they felt like Bud Light didn't back them up.

01:32:28.000 And then there was video footage of them sponsoring a pride parade So it's like a Bud Light parade truck with a bunch of people dancing around like, we like to fuck guys too. 0.99

01:32:41.000 I'm a girl. 1.00

01:32:43.000 I like to fuck girls. 1.00

01:32:44.000 It's whatever it is. 1.00

01:32:45.000 They're like dancing around inside this... 0.97

01:32:49.000 Now they're advertising in front of the Pride people, and so then the people are like, oh, they're fucking doubling down. 0.95

01:32:56.000 It's like they can't win. 0.97

01:32:58.000 No.

01:32:58.000 So the Pride people are mad.

01:33:00.000 How weird is it that when you say Pride, people immediately think of gay? 0.85

01:33:06.000 Pride means gay, yeah. 1.00

01:33:07.000 How wild is that? 0.96

01:33:08.000 Yeah.

01:33:08.000 That they did that.

01:33:09.000 Yeah.

01:33:11.000 Cain Velasquez has brown Pride tattooed on his chest.

01:33:15.000 Yeah.

01:33:15.000 Now people are like, what are you trying to say?

01:33:17.000 He's gay brown. 1.00

01:33:18.000 What are you trying to say? 0.98

01:33:19.000 You know, it used to be you were proud.

01:33:21.000 Right. 0.98

01:33:22.000 Now it's gay. 1.00

01:33:23.000 It definitely means queer. 0.99

01:33:24.000 Wild.

01:33:25.000 Pride month.

01:33:26.000 Queer month. 1.00

01:33:28.000 Imagine, you don't even have to say gay pride anymore.

01:33:30.000 Yeah.

01:33:30.000 You say pride month.

01:33:31.000 How insidious.

01:33:31.000 They snuck it in.

01:33:32.000 They slowly took over pride.

01:33:34.000 Like they took over the rainbow.

01:33:35.000 Yeah.

01:33:36.000 Rainbows are...

01:33:37.000 That is...

01:33:38.000 It's so funny to think that University of Hawaii used to have rainbows on their helmets.

01:33:43.000 Can't have it anymore.

01:33:44.000 Well, also...

01:33:45.000 Too beautiful.

01:33:46.000 I think the football team was like, can we get something else?

01:33:49.000 It was not even related to games.

01:33:50.000 Shouldn't we be the Tiger Sharks?

01:33:52.000 Yeah, it's like, give us...

01:33:53.000 And they finally changed it.

01:33:54.000 What do they know?

01:33:55.000 Well, I forget what the...

01:33:57.000 But they put a more badass design on the helmets.

01:34:00.000 But for years, it was a rainbow.

01:34:02.000 Because it was like Hawaii.

01:34:04.000 And they were like, come on, man.

01:34:05.000 We're supposed to be out to...

01:34:06.000 Yeah, that was on the side of a helmet.

01:34:08.000 Now it's on the bottom.

01:34:09.000 It's like that H... Isn't that crazy, though?

01:34:12.000 The rainbow has become... 0.99

01:34:15.000 I mean, it's gay. 1.00

01:34:18.000 Rainbow's a gay thing. 0.99

01:34:19.000 Rainbow's a gay, yeah. 0.76

01:34:20.000 Yeah, I mean, that's what it is now. 0.91

01:34:21.000 Pride, it's a gay thing. 1.00

01:34:23.000 The word is...

01:34:23.000 Like, if you say you have straight pride, people are like, really?

01:34:26.000 Yeah, of course.

01:34:27.000 Do you really?

01:34:28.000 Do you really?

01:34:29.000 Yeah, you should...

01:34:30.000 First of all, why?

01:34:32.000 You're 99% of the people.

01:34:33.000 Proud to be straight.

01:34:34.000 What are you proud of?

01:34:35.000 Yeah.

01:34:36.000 What are you proud of?

01:34:37.000 They had a straight pride parade. 1.00

01:34:40.000 And I was like, if I was a gay guy trying to fuck a guy in the closet, that's where I would go. 1.00

01:34:44.000 I'd go to that straight pride parade and see who's yelling the loudest. 1.00

01:34:47.000 Let me see who I can get over here. 0.99

01:34:50.000 You want to argue?

01:34:56.000 This is such a weird time, man.

01:34:58.000 Such a weird time because unfortunately because of social media, now anything that you do, you can form an identity around it and then it can be like your identity in terms of like your source of like how you view yourself in the world.

01:35:14.000 You no longer view yourself in the world as just a human being.

01:35:18.000 That's just accepted for whatever you're interested in.

01:35:21.000 Now you're in, like, a very specific category or group.

01:35:24.000 And then there's other people in that group, and you think there's people that are opposed to you, and there are people that are opposed to them.

01:35:30.000 So then you're in conflict.

01:35:32.000 Now you're part of a gang, you know, that's gonna go after those people that are against us. 1.00

01:35:37.000 Fuck them. 1.00

01:35:39.000 It's wild. 1.00

01:35:40.000 Yeah.

01:35:41.000 It's exhausting, too.

01:35:42.000 Exhausting.

01:35:43.000 Exhausting.

01:35:44.000 And people want to fight. 1.00

01:35:46.000 They want to argue about shit. 0.99

01:35:48.000 Don't you just feel like... 0.99

01:35:49.000 I mean, I get such mental fatigue from a lot of this stuff.

01:35:53.000 I just feel like I'm an observer, and I kind of put it to the side and go, I just...

01:36:00.000 I can't...

01:36:00.000 You can't entertain and ingest every one of these things going on.

01:36:05.000 Well, if you're a conspiracy theorist, this is the real conspiracy.

01:36:11.000 The conspiracy is have as many social problems as possible that people get distracted by, that people concentrate on.

01:36:20.000 Whether it's a pandemic, whether it's masks, vaccines, pride, trans movement, drag shows.

01:36:28.000 Sponsor drag shows for kids if you want people to get mad and want people to get distracted.

01:36:33.000 Right, right.

01:36:33.000 Let them focus on that.

01:36:35.000 Get people to think that it's a good idea to do that and watch the outrage.

01:36:39.000 Get people to think that the oceans are going to be boiling in five years.

01:36:42.000 You know?

01:36:43.000 Right.

01:36:43.000 Get people to think that if we don't change...

01:36:45.000 Like, that was one of the things that Greta Thunberg said five years ago, that we'll all be dead.

01:36:49.000 In five years?

01:36:50.000 Well, it's five years later, and we're not all dead.

01:36:53.000 So you're definitely wrong, and you're 16. So why are they flying you out to Ukraine?

01:36:57.000 Like, what's going on? 0.98

01:36:58.000 So there's so many of these fucking social distractions that are in our face all day long about everything. 0.97

01:37:05.000 And I feel like sometimes that's what I feel like about Supreme Court rulings. 0.97

01:37:09.000 We're going to take away Roe v. 0.83

01:37:10.000 Wade. 0.99

01:37:10.000 And everybody's like, what the fuck? 0.99

01:37:11.000 What? 1.00

01:37:12.000 What?

01:37:13.000 And that's another one.

01:37:14.000 And then that one becomes a thing that people identify as the most important problem that they have to solve.

01:37:20.000 And while all this is going on, money's getting moved around, decisions are getting made. 0.99

01:37:25.000 And it's a brilliant cover for wild shit. 0.98

01:37:30.000 Yeah, because all you have to do ever really is follow the money on anything. 0.99

01:37:34.000 Yeah.

01:37:35.000 And you see what's actually happening and everything else is a distraction to that. 0.99

01:37:38.000 Bro, I've been following this Hunter Biden shit. 0.99

01:37:40.000 You see the new, he was smoking crack while he's driving 175 miles an hour to Vegas in a Porsche. 0.99

01:37:46.000 Yeah, but to be fair, it was a Turbo S and those are thrilling to drive.

01:37:49.000 Oh yeah, I can imagine. 0.99

01:37:51.000 It's probably easy to get 175 in that fucking car. 1.00

01:37:53.000 Easy. 1.00

01:37:54.000 Those are amazing.

01:37:55.000 That's a rocket ship.

01:37:56.000 It really is.

01:37:56.000 That is a rocket ship.

01:37:57.000 Those are incredible.

01:37:58.000 And the way that thing handles, oh my goodness.

01:38:01.000 You get behind the Turbo S and tell me you don't want to hit 175. Yeah.

01:38:05.000 Especially if there's like...

01:38:06.000 No one there. 0.99

01:38:07.000 Not only that, if there's hookers at the end of it. 1.00

01:38:09.000 And you're on crack. 0.99

01:38:10.000 Yeah.

01:38:11.000 And he's smoking crack while he's driving 175. Smoking crack.

01:38:14.000 Wow.

01:38:15.000 Now he really has substantial issues.

01:38:17.000 Or he's lived the dream.

01:38:21.000 What's the dream?

01:38:22.000 What's the dream? 1.00

01:38:23.000 If you're a fucking total degenerate, what's the dream? 1.00

01:38:26.000 Smoking crack, getting hookers, driving fast as fuck, and making millions of dollars through illegal activity because your dad's rich. 1.00

01:38:35.000 $175. 1.00

01:38:36.000 But also this fucking thing of like, he's always filmed doing this. 0.99

01:38:41.000 He films himself! 1.00

01:38:42.000 That's what I'm saying, self-imposed.

01:38:43.000 So then he posted it?

01:38:45.000 No, no, no.

01:38:46.000 I think they found it.

01:38:47.000 But who knows what's real anymore?

01:38:48.000 That's not a problem.

01:38:49.000 Like any video you see today.

01:38:52.000 So he's going through the desert doing this?

01:38:54.000 Uh-huh.

01:38:54.000 Yeah, but a lot of people do do that.

01:38:56.000 Yeah, yeah, no, no, I know.

01:38:57.000 It's a famous place for people driving fast.

01:38:59.000 That's booking, though.

01:39:00.000 That's different.

01:39:01.000 Oh, yeah, he's booking.

01:39:02.000 I've hit 100 and a little over.

01:39:05.000 175 is really.

01:39:06.000 175 is insane.

01:39:07.000 Things are coming so quick.

01:39:09.000 That's really, really moving, man.

01:39:10.000 I mean, what's the top end of that car?

01:39:11.000 It's probably like 200. Yeah, probably like a little over that.

01:39:14.000 175 is so fast. 1.00

01:39:16.000 Shit. 1.00

01:39:17.000 Life in the fast lane. 1.00

01:39:18.000 How reckless Hunter Biden photographed himself driving, and he's photographing it while he's going 172. God.

01:39:25.000 While behind the wheel of his Porsche en route to the days-long Vegas Bender with prostitution, pictured himself smoking crack while behind the wheel.

01:39:34.000 Wow.

01:39:35.000 Oh, so it was back in 2018, but he just released it.

01:39:40.000 It was years ago. 0.99

01:39:43.000 Damn. 0.99

01:39:43.000 It was years ago. 0.99

01:39:44.000 Look at him.

01:39:45.000 Imagine partying with that dude.

01:39:46.000 I almost had a chance to get that guy on the podcast.

01:39:49.000 Really?

01:39:49.000 Yeah, man.

01:39:50.000 They reached out when his memoir was coming out, but then all the shit hit the fan about him. 0.98

01:39:54.000 I was like, nah, I'm not really interested. 0.93

01:39:56.000 And then I started reading all the stuff he did. 0.71

01:39:58.000 I was like, oh my god, he's insane. 0.91

01:39:59.000 Yeah, that's crazy. 0.97

01:40:01.000 Yeah, look at that.

01:40:02.000 Hot.

01:40:03.000 He's driving in a residential neighborhood, smoking crack.

01:40:07.000 Well, he's in a residential neighborhood.

01:40:08.000 And that's no Turbo S. So that's...

01:40:11.000 Is that...

01:40:11.000 What is that?

01:40:12.000 Oh, that's a Turbo S. No, I meant like if the odometer was...

01:40:15.000 If that one is...

01:40:16.000 I think that's a different car.

01:40:17.000 Yeah.

01:40:19.000 Yeah, look at it.

01:40:20.000 Well, it's an automatic, too.

01:40:22.000 But it says manual, see?

01:40:23.000 M? It might have a manual setting.

01:40:27.000 Yeah, he's in D and then maybe. 0.99

01:40:29.000 Who the fuck knows? 0.97

01:40:31.000 Yeah, because they let you head it over. 1.00

01:40:33.000 Paddle shifters?

01:40:36.000 I don't know if that's the same car.

01:40:37.000 I don't know if it is either.

01:40:39.000 Jeez.

01:40:40.000 Holes in different area codes.

01:40:43.000 Why would you film it?

01:40:44.000 Because he's having a party.

01:40:45.000 That's true.

01:40:46.000 When he's an old man, he wants to look back.

01:40:48.000 Yeah, I didn't go to Bohemian Grove, but you know what I did? 0.95

01:40:50.000 I smoked street crack with hookers in Vietnam. 0.99

01:40:57.000 Tells a prostitute he had a laptop stolen. 1.00

01:40:59.000 Oh, no.

01:41:01.000 And then he's talking to her while he's recording it?

01:41:04.000 Well, that dude was off the charts, out of his mind.

01:41:07.000 Yeah, Crack is...

01:41:09.000 I mean, he was out of his mind.

01:41:10.000 I mean, he was basically like Ray Liotta looking for helicopters all day long.

01:41:14.000 I talked to one time about Dr. Drew, because he's worked with so many drug users, about the different drugs, right?

01:41:20.000 And how they can affect your brain.

01:41:24.000 And he said that there's certain drugs that most people, most, could try and basically...

01:41:35.000 You can try it, and you might be able to just be like, I did that, and go on with your life, right?

01:41:42.000 Right.

01:41:43.000 And not have an addiction.

01:41:44.000 And, of course, he's not saying to do that.

01:41:46.000 Right.

01:41:47.000 He's saying it's possible.

01:41:48.000 But he said the one that has the highest probability to switch something in most people's brains, where the chemical composition...

01:41:59.000 It's like a light switch hits where you'll...

01:42:01.000 Never be the same is crack.

01:42:04.000 He said, crack, people that are completely fine trying this and trying that, he said, that's the one where you can do it and just everything, forever your brain has changed and will be basically in the pursuit of crack.

01:42:21.000 The next Sober October we should do...

01:42:23.000 Do crack.

01:42:24.000 We should smoke crack before October.

01:42:27.000 Like right before it.

01:42:28.000 See who cannot smoke crack through the whole month of October.

01:42:30.000 That'd be a real challenge.

01:42:33.000 I don't think it would.

01:42:34.000 Norman said he smoked crack once.

01:42:36.000 He said he hated it.

01:42:37.000 But what Drew was saying is that...

01:42:39.000 Oh, but no, no, no.

01:42:39.000 Wait a minute.

01:42:40.000 Norman ate crack because he thought it was Molly.

01:42:43.000 Remember?

01:42:44.000 Remember?

01:42:45.000 Yeah, someone gave him crack and he thought it was molly. 0.95

01:42:48.000 And so he just ate it with his girlfriend at the Louvre in Paris.

01:42:51.000 At the Louvre in Paris?

01:42:52.000 Was it the Eiffel Tower or the Louvre?

01:42:54.000 One of them places.

01:42:55.000 They're in Paris.

01:42:57.000 So he's like, hey, we're gonna have a good time! 1.00

01:43:00.000 Take this molly, I got off a fucking stranger! 1.00

01:43:03.000 And it's crack. 1.00

01:43:04.000 Fuck. 1.00

01:43:05.000 I'm like, Norman, why are you doing drugs off of strangers? 1.00

01:43:07.000 Yeah.

01:43:08.000 Yeah.

01:43:09.000 But then he ate it.

01:43:10.000 Ari tried to give me some acid once off a stranger. 1.00

01:43:13.000 No.

01:43:13.000 I'm going to have some of this acid.

01:43:14.000 Do you want some?

01:43:14.000 I go, you're going to give me acid from a stranger?

01:43:17.000 I go, do you know how that story turns out? 1.00

01:43:19.000 Ari didn't give a fuck. 1.00

01:43:20.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:43:21.000 Ari, you don't give a fuck. 1.00

01:43:22.000 I have a business to run. 1.00

01:43:23.000 I have employees.

01:43:24.000 I have a family.

01:43:25.000 People thirsted on stage.

01:43:26.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:43:26.000 You don't even have kids, you fuckhead. 1.00

01:43:28.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:43:28.000 I'm not doing straight acid with you. 1.00

01:43:30.000 No way.

01:43:31.000 If you do that acid, and then tomorrow I'll do that acid, if you're still alive.

01:43:35.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:43:35.000 Tell me how that went.

01:43:36.000 Yeah.

01:43:36.000 Did he do it?

01:43:37.000 He probably did.

01:43:37.000 He did it.

01:43:38.000 Yeah.

01:43:38.000 Yeah, we went to see Roger Waters.

01:43:40.000 It was fine.

01:43:40.000 Yeah.

01:43:41.000 Eh, it's pretty good acid.

01:43:42.000 Pretty good.

01:43:43.000 You missed out on the best time.

01:43:44.000 Yeah, for sure.

01:43:45.000 He was in a giggle fest.

01:43:46.000 He did cry a bunch.

01:43:47.000 He did?

01:43:48.000 Yeah.

01:43:49.000 He cried at how amazing the Roger Waters show was.

01:43:51.000 It made me uncomfortable.

01:43:53.000 Yeah, but he was...

01:43:54.000 He was fine.

01:43:55.000 I know, but I was like, why is he so sad?

01:43:57.000 Jamie locked up!

01:43:58.000 It was so good.

01:43:59.000 Roger Waters was so good.

01:44:00.000 Oh, yeah.

01:44:01.000 It was so good.

01:44:02.000 And then we all hung out afterwards.

01:44:03.000 Yeah, I was so jealous.

01:44:06.000 You texted me that day or the day before.

01:44:09.000 Roger Waters is my homie.

01:44:10.000 No, I know, and I wanted to go.

01:44:11.000 We text each other all the time.

01:44:12.000 I wanted to go. 0.99

01:44:13.000 You asked me, and I was out of town, and I was like, fuck, I would love to do that. 0.94

01:44:18.000 It's one of the weirdest of my homies, like my famous homies that text me every now and then. 0.92

01:44:21.000 I get a text from Roger Waters. 0.99

01:44:23.000 I'm like, holy shit, man. 0.99

01:44:25.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:44:25.000 That's Roger fucking Waters, man. 1.00

01:44:28.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:44:29.000 First time I made out with a girl when I was 13, I heard comfortably numb.

01:44:33.000 Yeah.

01:44:33.000 And now he's sending you texts.

01:44:35.000 I've become comfortably numb.

01:44:38.000 Oh my God, what a band.

01:44:40.000 What a band. 1.00

01:44:41.000 What a fucking artist he is. 1.00

01:44:42.000 And like a guy who's like a really well thought out guy, really well versed in international affairs. 1.00

01:44:49.000 Yeah, he's definitely not just spouting bullshit. 0.96

01:44:53.000 He's not that old rich guy. 0.99

01:44:56.000 Guy who is detached and just famous now.

01:45:00.000 He's not that guy at all.

01:45:01.000 He's a real artist.

01:45:02.000 He can play pool, too.

01:45:03.000 Can he?

01:45:04.000 Yeah.

01:45:04.000 Yeah, he plays good.

01:45:06.000 Yeah, he plays good.

01:45:07.000 Yeah, he wanted to play.

01:45:09.000 Oh, really?

01:45:09.000 He's like, I'll play you some pool.

01:45:11.000 Come on, let's play pool.

01:45:11.000 I was like, you play pool?

01:45:13.000 He's like, I play very good. 0.99

01:45:14.000 I was like, no fucking way. 1.00

01:45:17.000 I was like, holy shit, Roger Waters can play some pool. 1.00

01:45:20.000 He knows how to move the rock. 0.99

01:45:21.000 Does he have a set-up table at the shows and everything?

01:45:24.000 Yeah, but the problem with this table out here is if you don't know what that is, it's like a gimmick table, almost.

01:45:32.000 It's a super tight pro table.

01:45:34.000 Yours?

01:45:34.000 Yeah, mine has four-inch pockets.

01:45:36.000 So if you're used to regular pool tables...

01:45:39.000 What do they have?

01:45:40.000 Five.

01:45:41.000 Five and a half.

01:45:42.000 Oh.

01:45:42.000 Yeah.

01:45:43.000 In a bar.

01:45:44.000 Yeah.

01:45:44.000 These are four, like...

01:45:46.000 So it's for, like, bullshit playing. 1.00

01:45:48.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:45:49.000 Ernesto Dominguez, Cut.

01:45:50.000 It's like...

01:45:51.000 It's like the perfect...

01:45:53.000 It's like...

01:45:54.000 It's a gold crown.

01:45:55.000 You still do it a lot?

01:45:56.000 Oh, every day.

01:45:57.000 I'm not the junkie.

01:45:58.000 I'm a junkie.

01:45:59.000 Oh, you are?

01:45:59.000 I've got a problem.

01:46:01.000 I didn't realize that.

01:46:01.000 Yeah.

01:46:02.000 Two of my security guys are good.

01:46:03.000 Oh, really?

01:46:04.000 Yeah.

01:46:04.000 We play hard.

01:46:06.000 Nice.

01:46:07.000 Yeah.

01:46:08.000 Yeah, I don't know.

01:46:09.000 We could battle.

01:46:10.000 Yeah, we have good...

01:46:11.000 Yeah, I'm getting better.

01:46:13.000 I'm probably playing better now than I've ever played.

01:46:15.000 Really?

01:46:15.000 When did you start getting into it?

01:46:18.000 Well, I tore my ACL when I was like 22, and that's when I first started playing pool.

01:46:24.000 Oh, okay.

01:46:25.000 Because I couldn't do martial arts anymore. 0.99

01:46:27.000 It was fucked up for a while. 0.99

01:46:28.000 And then I got surgery. 0.99

01:46:29.000 You got obsessive.

01:46:30.000 Yeah.

01:46:30.000 I had to get surgery, but I didn't get surgery for like...

01:46:33.000 It was a while, maybe more than six months, and then there's a long rehab.

01:46:38.000 The ACL reconstruction was a long rehab for me.

01:46:41.000 But I wasn't doing martial arts at the time at all.

01:46:44.000 So all I was doing was going to the gym.

01:46:46.000 Like, I went to, like, a regular, you know, fitness gym.

01:46:50.000 And I'd just lift some weights, do the stair machine.

01:46:53.000 You know, it was rehabbing my knee all by myself.

01:46:56.000 And then, you know, because I kind of knew what to do.

01:46:58.000 Just doing mostly bodyweight squats and slowly building up my ability and being smart about it.

01:47:04.000 And then...

01:47:05.000 During the time, I got obsessed with pool. 0.97

01:47:07.000 Just fucking obsessed. 0.94

01:47:08.000 A buddy of mine worked at a pool hall. 0.99

01:47:10.000 He had a part-time job at a pool hall.

01:47:11.000 This guy was my comic friend, John.

01:47:14.000 And so we used to play all the time. 0.96

01:47:15.000 We both kind of sucked. 0.77

01:47:16.000 You know, it was fun. 1.00

01:47:17.000 Just talking shit, laughing, playing. 0.99

01:47:18.000 And we'd do gigs together and stuff. 0.99

01:47:20.000 And then I started meeting really good players.

01:47:22.000 And then I started playing all the time.

01:47:24.000 And then I had a real problem.

01:47:26.000 To the point where my manager goes, I think you're spending more time thinking about pool than you are about comedy. 0.99

01:47:32.000 I was like, fuck, you're right. 0.99

01:47:34.000 I knew he was right. 0.99

01:47:35.000 I knew he was right because I was playing in tournaments like several times a week.

01:47:38.000 Wow.

01:47:38.000 Yeah.

01:47:38.000 Oh, it was a problem.

01:47:39.000 I didn't realize it was that.

01:47:40.000 I was playing eight hours a day.

01:47:41.000 Eight hours a day.

01:47:43.000 Wow.

01:47:43.000 I never knew this about you.

01:47:45.000 Every day.

01:47:46.000 Every day.

01:47:47.000 If pool was a legitimate profession at the time, like back then it was very hard to make a living. 0.88

01:47:51.000 And then there was this camel tour and it wound up being a shit show and a lot of people didn't get the money. 0.99

01:47:56.000 You would have gotten into it. 0.98

01:47:57.000 100% if I could have been a professional pool player.

01:48:01.000 I was obsessed.

01:48:01.000 I loved it.

01:48:02.000 You know why? 1.00

01:48:03.000 Because the balls don't give a fuck. 1.00

01:48:06.000 They don't give a fuck who's watching. 1.00

01:48:08.000 They don't give a fuck how cool you are. 0.99

01:48:10.000 They don't give a fuck what you're dressed like. 0.99

01:48:12.000 They don't give a fuck if somebody likes you. 1.00

01:48:14.000 If you make that shot, you make that shot. 0.99

01:48:17.000 And to keep your nerves together and navigate around the table was a puzzle to me.

01:48:24.000 I was fascinated by it because it's just this You're in tune with these balls colliding with these other balls and trying to find the proper angle and plotting out the table in advance to get the good angle on the next ball, to get the good angle on the next ball.

01:48:41.000 It was just obsessive.

01:48:43.000 Did you get into trick shots and all that too?

01:48:45.000 Nope. 1.00

01:48:46.000 Couldn't give a fuck. 1.00

01:48:47.000 Get out of here with that shit. 1.00

01:48:48.000 I didn't want to learn it. 1.00

01:48:49.000 I don't care.

01:48:50.000 It doesn't mean anything.

01:48:51.000 It was just about cleaning the table. 0.97

01:48:52.000 If you get a trick shot and you gotta kill yourself if you don't make it, then I'll watch. 0.99

01:48:56.000 Okay. 0.99

01:48:58.000 There's no consequences.

01:49:00.000 There's no consequences if you miss a trick shot. 1.00

01:49:03.000 I don't give a fuck if you miss a trick shot. 1.00

01:49:05.000 I don't give a fuck if you make it. 1.00

01:49:06.000 It's kind of cool to see someone has like a really powerful draw stroke and they can do these crazy trick shots. 0.98

01:49:12.000 But you're talking about... 0.77

01:49:12.000 It's nonsense. 0.77

01:49:13.000 What you really want to see is people playing pool at the highest level.

01:49:18.000 Do pool players consider, because I know there's multiple games.

01:49:22.000 I've played amateur, obviously, hanging out.

01:49:26.000 But some people play, what, eight ball?

01:49:29.000 What's the standard game called?

01:49:32.000 Well, there's two main rotation games and there's one big gambling game.

01:49:37.000 The big gambling game is a game called One Pocket.

01:49:40.000 And the reason why it's a big gambling game is because it's a very complicated game.

01:49:44.000 It's boring to watch unless you're like a real aficionado that can never put it on television.

01:49:49.000 And what One Pocket is...

01:49:51.000 This is the pool table.

01:49:52.000 I have this pocket here on the right-hand side.

01:49:55.000 You have this pocket here on the left-hand side.

01:49:56.000 And I only can make balls in this one pocket.

01:49:59.000 You can only make balls in that pocket.

01:50:01.000 And so there's 15 balls.

01:50:03.000 There's 15 balls in a rack.

01:50:05.000 So when someone makes eight, that means they've made more than half so they won the game.

01:50:12.000 And then to make handicaps, like say if you and I were playing and you don't play as good as me, I'd say, okay, I have to make ten balls and you only have to make five.

01:50:19.000 We'll do it something like that.

01:50:20.000 Or I have to make 13 balls.

01:50:22.000 You only have to make two. 1.00

01:50:23.000 Damn! 0.99

01:50:23.000 Yeah, people make crazy matches like that in that way. 0.99

01:50:27.000 And they gamble for a lot of money.

01:50:29.000 I've seen one-pocket games for thousands and thousands of dollars.

01:50:32.000 Really?

01:50:32.000 Yeah, big money.

01:50:33.000 But that sounds like what legit players play.

01:50:37.000 But most people play 9-ball?

01:50:40.000 Well, in leagues, a lot of people play 8-ball.

01:50:43.000 Like a lot of bar table 8-ball.

01:50:45.000 Yeah.

01:50:45.000 Which is a little complicated because bar, table, eight ball, you have to have really good cue ball control because you're dealing with a lot of clusters, so you have to know how to move the ball around.

01:50:52.000 It seems easier because you don't have long shots because the table's small, and it is.

01:50:57.000 It's easier for that, but it's harder for position play because you have very small room for error.

01:51:02.000 And so you develop a real good sense of where the cue ball's going.

01:51:06.000 A lot of bar table players have a real solid cue ball.

01:51:09.000 And then there is tournament play.

01:51:12.000 And tournament play is generally, usually either eight ball, or nine ball rather, and ten ball for the pros.

01:51:19.000 So it's a rotation game.

01:51:20.000 Nine ball, I'm familiar with.

01:51:22.000 Nine ball, the balls are wild.

01:51:24.000 So nine ball, you break, you make the nine ball on the break, that's a game.

01:51:28.000 You won.

01:51:28.000 You make a one-nine combination, you win.

01:51:31.000 Ten ball, no balls are wild.

01:51:34.000 So, unless you play it wild.

01:51:35.000 There's different ways people can play, but generally speaking, it's call shot.

01:51:39.000 You have to call every shot you make.

01:51:41.000 So, the one, if you're making a one-five combination, you call the five ball combination. 0.99

01:51:46.000 No bullshit.

01:51:47.000 You can get lucky occasionally.

01:51:50.000 And the way you get lucky, say if you call that corner pocket and you miss, but it bounces off the rail, hits the other rail, and comes back in that corner pocket, it still counts.

01:51:58.000 Still counts.

01:51:58.000 It's a fluke.

01:51:59.000 You got the luckiest of lucky, but only because you actually called the pocket.

01:52:03.000 I got you.

01:52:04.000 You really shouldn't even count then.

01:52:05.000 You should really say how you do it, but that's not how it works.

01:52:07.000 Yeah.

01:52:08.000 And then there's games where you play the 10-ball counts on the break, and that's a win, but most of the times they don't.

01:52:13.000 Most of the time they spot it.

01:52:14.000 You have more...

01:52:15.000 I realize this.

01:52:16.000 I've realized this over time, but even now, you have more obsessions than most people I know, I think.

01:52:21.000 Yeah, I got a lot of them.

01:52:23.000 But a lot of people...

01:52:26.000 Have none or maybe like one.

01:52:29.000 But like you are kind of obsessed with a number of things.

01:52:35.000 Yeah, I could get obsessed with anything.

01:52:36.000 Yeah.

01:52:37.000 Anything good.

01:52:37.000 But I mean, like, you're kind of obsessed with stand-up.

01:52:39.000 You've definitely been obsessed with jiu-jitsu.

01:52:41.000 You're kind of obsessed with archery.

01:52:43.000 Yeah.

01:52:43.000 I just came from the archery shop.

01:52:45.000 Yeah.

01:52:45.000 I mean, it's a lot of different disciplines that you're, or, you know, things that you are trying to master.

01:52:51.000 I'm mentally ill. 0.99

01:52:53.000 Yeah. 0.97

01:52:53.000 Fitness, that's another one. 0.97

01:52:55.000 But I'm mentally ill in a very productive way.

01:52:57.000 That's true.

01:52:58.000 It's not a mental illness where it wrecks my life.

01:53:00.000 It enhances my life.

01:53:01.000 Yeah.

01:53:01.000 But it's just I know how to, like, focus.

01:53:03.000 It's like...

01:53:04.000 It's like saying I have a 900 horsepower engine, that's why I keep crashing all the time.

01:53:11.000 Like no, you need to know how to handle 900 horsepower.

01:53:13.000 If you know how to handle 900 horsepower and you're a race car driver, then you have a massive advantage.

01:53:18.000 Because then you have all this horsepower. 0.98

01:53:20.000 You could fucking go. 0.99

01:53:22.000 That's me. 0.99

01:53:23.000 It's just like I just have to find things to put that in.

01:53:26.000 If I'm just like sitting around doing nothing, my brain just starts plotting chaos.

01:53:31.000 I just start thinking dark things.

01:53:33.000 I just start plotting scenarios.

01:53:35.000 It's not good.

01:53:36.000 I don't trust my brain to be by itself.

01:53:40.000 That's why, for me, it's easier. 0.99

01:53:42.000 When I say, just fucking work out. 0.99

01:53:45.000 Just go do it. 0.99

01:53:45.000 You'll feel better. 0.99

01:53:47.000 I know it's easier for me to say that. 0.77

01:53:49.000 It's easier for me to say that because I'm crazy.

01:53:51.000 Because I have to do it.

01:53:53.000 I know I have to do it.

01:53:54.000 I go out there and I do whatever I have to do, and then I can manage all that other stuff.

01:54:00.000 But if I don't, I can get locked into something.

01:54:03.000 Like I was playing pool for eight hours a day, or I used to get into video games like that, or I'd play video games, or jujitsu.

01:54:09.000 The thing about jujitsu is you can't really do it all day long.

01:54:12.000 Your body breaks down.

01:54:13.000 Yeah.

01:54:13.000 I did as much as I could, but your body starts to break down.

01:54:16.000 What's a good session for like...

01:54:17.000 Couple hours.

01:54:18.000 Couple hours?

01:54:18.000 Couple hours, yeah.

01:54:19.000 You know, you do like an hour of drills and then you probably roll for an hour.

01:54:23.000 Yeah.

01:54:23.000 But yeah, more than that, your body's...

01:54:25.000 You're so beat. 1.00

01:54:26.000 An hour of trying to stop people from strangling you and breaking your arm and fucking ripping your neck off your head. 1.00

01:54:33.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:54:33.000 It's fucking exhausting. 1.00

01:54:34.000 That's real work. 1.00

01:54:35.000 It's exhausting.

01:54:36.000 Yeah.

01:54:36.000 You get so tired.

01:54:38.000 That's why jujitsu people are so chill.

01:54:40.000 They get it all out.

01:54:41.000 They don't have nothing.

01:54:42.000 You meet them in real life, they're like, hi.

01:54:45.000 They have no bravado, chest puffiness. 0.97

01:54:49.000 They're just fucking chilled out. 0.89

01:54:51.000 Yeah, I mean, the bit of boxing stuff I've done, too, is completely exhausting. 0.94

01:54:56.000 Same thing.

01:54:56.000 Yeah, same thing.

01:54:57.000 You meet a boxer in real life, they're generally pretty fucking chilled out.

01:55:00.000 Especially when it's training all the time. 0.93

01:55:02.000 Yeah, that training is crazy.

01:55:04.000 There's nothing for me quite like hitting a bag for a workout that puts me in a great state of mind.

01:55:12.000 Yeah.

01:55:12.000 Like a great mood.

01:55:14.000 Doing rounds on a bag.

01:55:16.000 By the time I'm done, I feel so good.

01:55:19.000 It gets everything out.

01:55:20.000 Smiley.

01:55:21.000 I'm all happy.

01:55:22.000 It just drains all that monkey energy out of my body.

01:55:28.000 It just drains all that caveman out.

01:55:30.000 And when you hit clean combos.

01:55:34.000 At the end, you're like, oh, I can't.

01:55:39.000 It's a good feeling.

01:55:40.000 I like going ham.

01:55:42.000 Yeah.

01:55:42.000 Yeah, it's fun.

01:55:43.000 Well, you're doing the kicks, too.

01:55:44.000 Yeah.

01:55:45.000 Yeah.

01:55:46.000 Finally, I could do them again.

01:55:47.000 My knee's back.

01:55:48.000 It took forever. 1.00

01:55:50.000 That's another thing that happened with this fucking diet. 0.99

01:55:53.000 Like, whatever weird joint pains I was having just went away. 0.99

01:55:57.000 Really?

01:55:57.000 I used to have occasional joint pain in my right knee, too.

01:55:59.000 Gone.

01:56:00.000 Don't feel it at all.

01:56:01.000 Not at all.

01:56:02.000 Same workouts.

01:56:02.000 Same stuff.

01:56:04.000 It's, I think I was carrying around a bunch of inflammation.

01:56:07.000 Just from eating, I mean, mostly clean.

01:56:11.000 Mostly clean.

01:56:13.000 You know, but I'll eat four cheeseburgers one night.

01:56:15.000 Or, mostly clean. 0.99

01:56:16.000 I'll have a fucking large bowl of spaghetti. 0.99

01:56:19.000 Mostly clean. 0.99

01:56:20.000 But every now and then I'll go off the rails.

01:56:21.000 To not going off the rails at all. 0.99

01:56:23.000 I remember one day I just felt like shit. 0.92

01:56:25.000 And I just decided, when was the last time I felt really good physically? 0.99

01:56:29.000 It was like, this is the time that I did that carnivore diet.

01:56:31.000 So I'm like, let me do that again.

01:56:33.000 The thing that's most astonishing to me is the mental benefits of it.

01:56:36.000 When your brain is running on ketones, it's a different feeling.

01:56:40.000 It's a feeling like you're on a nootropic.

01:56:42.000 It's like you're on alpha brain.

01:56:44.000 It's a feeling like you get a little extra room for thinking.

01:56:49.000 A little extra room for forming sentences, for just even comprehension, understanding things.

01:56:56.000 I have more mental energy.

01:56:57.000 I think it's a more efficient form of energy than carbohydrates are.

01:57:01.000 I did find that I'd have joint pain and when I was at the house and I'd feel that way, that was another benefit of that feeling after cold plunging was alleviated. 0.87

01:57:17.000 My knees would be sore from hitting the bike for a while or squats and then you're like, damn, it really does feel alleviated. 0.78

01:57:26.000 Oh yeah, your body loves that. 0.93

01:57:28.000 Let's get that inflammation out of there. 1.00

01:57:31.000 There's a lot of people that talk about it not being scientific benefits.

01:57:36.000 And I literally hear it in their voice that they're trying not to go in there.

01:57:40.000 Yeah.

01:57:43.000 Let's just say it doesn't do anything for you physically.

01:57:46.000 What it does for you mentally is inarguable.

01:57:49.000 It's inarguable.

01:57:50.000 There's real science behind it.

01:57:52.000 It ramps up your dopamine by 200% and it lasts for hours.

01:57:56.000 Yeah, and the epinephrine, norepinephrine.

01:57:58.000 And it carries through the rest of your day.

01:58:01.000 No, and that's why I was, for me, a big proponent of in the morning.

01:58:06.000 Yeah.

01:58:07.000 Start your day that way. 1.00

01:58:08.000 Fuck yeah. 1.00

01:58:09.000 It's a great way to warm up, too. 1.00

01:58:11.000 It wakes you up, and then I warm up through...

01:58:14.000 I make my body get warm while it's freezing.

01:58:18.000 Yeah, I mean, that morning fog that we all feel...

01:58:21.000 I mean, I keep telling... 0.79

01:58:23.000 People are like, there's no cup of coffee like that thirty fucking five degree water. 0.97

01:58:27.000 Nothing. 0.95

01:58:28.000 There's nothing that will get you going like that.

01:58:30.000 Nothing like that.

01:58:30.000 I mean, you can experience a version of it if you've ever jumped into like a lake or something, you know, like in a cool lake.

01:58:37.000 That feeling, you're like, whoa!

01:58:39.000 Dude, I was kind of burnt out the other day.

01:58:41.000 I did, you know, a bunch of podcasts in a row.

01:58:43.000 And then I had a real hard workout that day and I was just crashed.

01:58:49.000 And I came home and I was like, man, I got two shows tonight.

01:58:53.000 I'm going to get in the tank.

01:58:55.000 I'm going to get in the cold.

01:58:56.000 And I just got in there for three minutes.

01:58:58.000 I got out and I was like, whoa! 0.99

01:59:00.000 Let's fucking go! 0.98

01:59:02.000 I went to the club and they're like, why so fucking energetic? 0.99

01:59:06.000 I was like, dude, I was tired today. 0.84

01:59:07.000 I was crashing.

01:59:09.000 And then I got in that cold plunge. 0.96

01:59:10.000 Now I feel fucking fantastic. 0.98

01:59:12.000 Game changer. 0.99

01:59:13.000 Game changer.

01:59:15.000 Yeah.

01:59:15.000 Yeah, and just get, if you only have a bathtub, get a bathtub, fill it with cold water, throw some ice in there.

01:59:20.000 Just do it.

01:59:21.000 It doesn't have to be complicated.

01:59:22.000 Yeah, you'll feel, you really will feel amazing.

01:59:24.000 Yeah.

01:59:24.000 And the fun thing is I've had people come over and, you know, you can't help what you're talking about.

01:59:30.000 They see it and they're like, what is that? 0.99

01:59:31.000 And I talk to them, and then there's people who go, fuck that. 0.99

01:59:35.000 They're like, I'm not doing that. 0.99

01:59:37.000 Almost everybody.

01:59:38.000 Yeah.

01:59:38.000 And then I've had friends that go, all right, I want to try it.

01:59:41.000 And they get excited about it.

01:59:44.000 Everyone who's actually gone through and done it has a huge smile on their face.

01:59:49.000 Yeah.

01:59:49.000 They start laughing afterwards.

01:59:51.000 Yeah, they love it.

01:59:52.000 I paid my daughter and her friends $1,000 for every minute they can go in there for.

01:59:56.000 What?

01:59:57.000 What?

01:59:58.000 See, you have 11-year-olds!

02:00:00.000 Did they do it?

02:00:01.000 Yes!

02:00:01.000 Really?

02:00:03.000 I'm trying to get a thousand bucks, and I peeled off 10 crisp hundreds.

02:00:07.000 And then they were laughing and giggling, and the parents were like, what are you doing?

02:00:10.000 I'm like, it's fun.

02:00:11.000 It's fun.

02:00:11.000 It's okay.

02:00:12.000 Are you sure?

02:00:12.000 I'm like, yeah, it's fun.

02:00:14.000 Everybody had a good time.

02:00:15.000 That's cool.

02:00:16.000 I did it for fun.

02:00:17.000 At 11, too.

02:00:18.000 That's like giving an 11-year-old $100,000.

02:00:21.000 That's why I wanted to do it.

02:00:23.000 But it's also, they were all laughing afterwards.

02:00:27.000 Everyone was laughing. 0.98

02:00:28.000 Yeah, that's fucking cool. 0.97

02:00:29.000 It was fun that they did it because it's a hard thing to do. 0.96

02:00:32.000 Sure.

02:00:33.000 Yeah, that's not easy.

02:00:34.000 It's just a minute.

02:00:35.000 Yeah.

02:00:35.000 He can do it.

02:00:36.000 A grand.

02:00:37.000 I told Tony I'd give him $1,000 for every minute.

02:00:39.000 Did he do it?

02:00:40.000 He won't do it.

02:00:40.000 He won't?

02:00:41.000 I go, Tony, you can make 10 grand.

02:00:42.000 He has like no body fat.

02:00:44.000 He'll experience it differently than most people.

02:00:47.000 He's so lean. 0.99

02:00:47.000 His balls would crawl right up into his nostrils. 0.99

02:00:49.000 Right up into his vagina. 1.00

02:00:51.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:00:54.000 He's so thin, like lean.

02:00:56.000 Yeah, he's very lean.

02:00:57.000 Yeah.

02:00:58.000 He's a little hummingbird.

02:00:59.000 Yeah, he really is.

02:01:00.000 He's go, go, go.

02:01:02.000 Amazing.

02:01:02.000 That show we did with him was incredible.

02:01:04.000 Insane.

02:01:05.000 The fact that Kill Tony started out in the belly room at the Comedy Store to a half-filled crowd where they were just kind of finding their legs, and I remember doing it back then, to seeing it now where they did it in front of that sold-out movie theater.

02:01:20.000 ACL, yeah.

02:01:20.000 Yeah, look at that.

02:01:22.000 That photo was insane. 0.98

02:01:23.000 When he's on stage like that, the roar from the crowd was fucking incredible. 0.98

02:01:28.000 It was incredible. 0.98

02:01:30.000 He was sitting on my lap.

02:01:32.000 David Lucas and Ron White.

02:01:33.000 It was amazing.

02:01:34.000 But it was also like, it felt so good to see this show become this immensely popular thing. 0.97

02:01:42.000 They're doing the fucking HEB Arena for New Year's Eve. 0.81

02:01:46.000 And I, like, I'd done the show before at the clubs, you know, at, like, the store and the Vulcan. 0.99

02:01:55.000 When he's like, I'm doing it at ACL, I was like, really?

02:01:59.000 I kind of didn't really understand what it would be.

02:02:03.000 Dude, that show really was a flawlessly entertaining show.

02:02:08.000 It was amazing.

02:02:09.000 It was really, it was so, I told him this, it was so well produced.

02:02:13.000 Yeah.

02:02:13.000 Like you guys put, like, there was, it felt like this is a show that you guys put on in this space every week.

02:02:20.000 Right.

02:02:20.000 It was like flawlessly done.

02:02:23.000 From the music, you know, that band.

02:02:25.000 The visuals, the video.

02:02:26.000 Yeah, I mean, they had graphics for everybody coming out, and it was, like, timed well.

02:02:31.000 It was incredible.

02:02:32.000 It was really good.

02:02:33.000 It was incredible.

02:02:33.000 Yeah.

02:02:34.000 Yeah.

02:02:35.000 Holtzman went up and crushed...

02:02:38.000 It's so nice having him here. 0.99

02:02:40.000 It's so ridiculous. 0.55

02:02:41.000 It's so nice having him here. 0.91

02:02:43.000 It's so nice.

02:02:43.000 Yeah, it's awesome that he's here now.

02:02:45.000 Also watching people try to figure him out. 0.99

02:02:47.000 Like, what the fuck? 0.99

02:02:47.000 Like, people don't know where they're getting into. 0.99

02:02:49.000 These are jokes!

02:02:50.000 Do you understand?

02:02:51.000 I don't really believe these things!

02:02:54.000 He's such a nice guy, too.

02:02:56.000 He's the best.

02:02:57.000 He's a sweetheart.

02:02:58.000 And, you know, finally he feels like he has a place where he can go up and he has big crowds and he's appreciated and he's having a great time.

02:03:07.000 It's really cool.

02:03:09.000 Yeah, the club you've built is amazing, dude.

02:03:11.000 It's pretty wild, dude.

02:03:13.000 It's pretty wild.

02:03:14.000 It's wild.

02:03:15.000 It's just weird.

02:03:16.000 Even when I'm there, I'm like, is this real?

02:03:20.000 It's a real treat.

02:03:21.000 What chapter of the simulation am I in?

02:03:23.000 Yeah.

02:03:26.000 It's a fun thing to have here, man.

02:03:29.000 Well, it's beautiful what's become of this community now.

02:03:33.000 It's like a surreal, thriving comedy community.

02:03:36.000 I also think that having two open mic nights a week is huge.

02:03:40.000 Yeah.

02:03:40.000 I love that Bottom of the Barrel show you guys do.

02:03:43.000 That's a fun one.

02:03:44.000 It's perfect with Brian hosting it, too.

02:03:45.000 Yeah.

02:03:46.000 Brian's the man.

02:03:47.000 Such a great comic.

02:03:47.000 I'm so happy he's out here.

02:03:49.000 He's filming his special at the Mothership in August.

02:03:52.000 He is?

02:03:53.000 Mm-hmm.

02:03:53.000 He's one of my favorite comedians.

02:03:55.000 He's fantastic.

02:03:56.000 Yeah.

02:03:57.000 I knew it the first time I saw him, too.

02:03:59.000 There's weird things like that where you can see someone and you're like, hey, wait a minute.

02:04:04.000 Yeah, he was a Tommy Bunz recommendation.

02:04:06.000 Yeah.

02:04:06.000 Yeah, you recommended him to me.

02:04:08.000 Yeah.

02:04:08.000 I was like, I'll check him out.

02:04:09.000 The moment I saw him, I was like, oh, okay.

02:04:12.000 This guy's good.

02:04:13.000 As soon as I saw him.

02:04:14.000 Yeah.

02:04:14.000 There's also specials.

02:04:15.000 I was thinking about that.

02:04:16.000 I remember watching specials and just knowing.

02:04:21.000 Mm-hmm.

02:04:24.000 Netflix sent me an advance of Burt's first special for them, and I told him, I was like, you're definitely going to go to theaters.

02:04:32.000 He was like, really?

02:04:32.000 I go, 100%.

02:04:33.000 I could just tell watching it.

02:04:35.000 First time I was watching Nate Bargatze's first one on there, I paused it at like 15 minutes, and I was like, you're about to go do Big Rooms.

02:04:44.000 He was like, I hope so.

02:04:45.000 I go, no, definitely.

02:04:46.000 Nate Barganzi just sold out 19,000 seats.

02:04:48.000 Yeah, like the Bridgestone or whatever it's called, yeah.

02:04:52.000 I mean, I feel like you watch them.

02:04:54.000 And I felt the same thing when I saw Shane's YouTube special.

02:04:59.000 I remember I go, dude, I... It was like, after the 15 minute mark, I was like, I'm really into it.

02:05:04.000 Like, I could tell the way I was watching it.

02:05:06.000 I was like, oh, this is really good.

02:05:07.000 Yeah.

02:05:08.000 And I watched the whole thing.

02:05:09.000 I was like, I'd never sit through specials.

02:05:11.000 I was just laughing the whole time.

02:05:12.000 I was like, these are all such good.

02:05:14.000 Like, I was so engaged, so entertained.

02:05:17.000 Laughing, I was like, this is legit a really good special.

02:05:20.000 Yeah.

02:05:21.000 You can just tell sometimes.

02:05:22.000 Yeah, you can tell sometimes.

02:05:24.000 It's nice.

02:05:25.000 It's a good time for comedy.

02:05:26.000 A lot of good comedy going on. 0.99

02:05:28.000 Shane's new shit's funnier than ever. 0.98

02:05:29.000 It's way funnier than his YouTube special. 0.99

02:05:31.000 His YouTube special is amazing. 1.00

02:05:32.000 His new shit is fucking insane. 1.00

02:05:34.000 That's great. 1.00

02:05:35.000 It's insane.

02:05:36.000 I think that shoots soon.

02:05:37.000 I think that's what it is.

02:05:37.000 He just shot it.

02:05:38.000 Oh, he shot it. 0.89

02:05:38.000 He just shot it in San Diego. 0.89

02:05:39.000 Oh, great.

02:05:40.000 Yeah.

02:05:41.000 Like last week.

02:05:41.000 That'll be huge for him.

02:05:44.000 Yeah.

02:05:45.000 It's amazing what that YouTube one did for him, though.

02:05:47.000 I know.

02:05:48.000 It's a wild time...

02:05:50.000 Did you see that Roseanne's podcast with Theo got pulled from YouTube for hate speech? 0.96

02:05:56.000 That's so funny.

02:05:57.000 I had something with them like a year or two ago.

02:06:01.000 This is so insane.

02:06:02.000 I'm going to send this to you, Jamie, so we can go over what it is that got them banned.

02:06:08.000 Because...

02:06:09.000 It's so crazy, I can't even understand it.

02:06:12.000 I don't even understand how this could possibly be real.

02:06:15.000 I'm gonna send it to you here.

02:06:19.000 So here is the...

02:06:21.000 There's a thing on Twitter.

02:06:24.000 He put it on Twitter now because that's really the only place you could put something like that if it gets pulled from YouTube, which is...

02:06:30.000 So they pulled the whole episode, though?

02:06:31.000 They pulled the whole episode for this.

02:06:33.000 For this clip.

02:06:34.000 So we're gonna watch this clip.

02:06:36.000 And this is—it's really—I just don't understand how someone could think that this kind of censorship is okay.

02:06:42.000 Well, hopefully, like, they'll go through the—if you go through the flagging process— I don't know.

02:06:45.000 Let's go.

02:06:47.000 He's—it can't post for a week.

02:06:48.000 Go full screen, please. 0.98

02:06:52.000 In 2012, one of my platform things was I will outlaw bullshit. 0.99

02:06:58.000 Yeah. 0.97

02:06:58.000 Because, you know, and I know that horrified people because what will they do now? 0.97

02:07:03.000 Right.

02:07:03.000 They're addicted to it.

02:07:04.000 They'd rather have that than food or a happy family. 1.00

02:07:07.000 They're so addicted to their fucking bullshit. 1.00

02:07:10.000 It's true, huh? 1.00

02:07:10.000 But, you know, comics, I think, we're the less free speech art form. 1.00

02:07:14.000 And as long as we're performing, things end as bad as they could be.

02:07:19.000 You know?

02:07:20.000 I think that's true.

02:07:21.000 As long as we're performing, things aren't as bad as they could be.

02:07:24.000 And that's always been the case throughout time, like with jesters or with people that we try and speak up and share.

02:07:30.000 There's always been a ceiling on speech, hasn't there, in a way?

02:07:34.000 Of course.

02:07:34.000 Nobody wants to hear the real truth.

02:07:37.000 They're horrified. 1.00

02:07:38.000 They're ready to go with bullshit. 1.00

02:07:40.000 It's easier. 0.99

02:07:42.000 Like, for the real truth that, you know, and I'm glad that they did set up all these guidelines so that we only are allowed to speak the truth.

02:07:50.000 And the truth is that Biden got 81 million votes by winning 36 counties.

02:07:57.000 Yeah.

02:07:58.000 That is just incredible.

02:08:00.000 It really, really is.

02:08:02.000 Of these 81 million supporters who gave him more votes than any president has ever gotten before, he came with a mandate from these 81 million voters.

02:08:15.000 I'm just glad that they...

02:08:18.000 We're very careful to make sure that nobody could detract from that proven truth.

02:08:26.000 You know what I mean?

02:08:27.000 Like, what do you mean?

02:08:28.000 Like that nobody...

02:08:29.000 Theo's not getting it?

02:08:29.000 Yeah.

02:08:30.000 That they mandated that that was the truth and that nobody could say, well, what about no?

02:08:36.000 Oh, it was made a mandate?

02:08:37.000 Yeah.

02:08:38.000 Oh, I didn't know that.

02:08:40.000 So the government made it a mandate?

02:08:42.000 Yeah, because, you know, YouTube did and so did all the social...

02:08:46.000 Oh, so you can't speak, you can't even speak on that in those platforms.

02:08:49.000 No, you can't say, you know...

02:08:51.000 That it wasn't.

02:08:52.000 You can't say that, like, you know...

02:08:55.000 The election was rigged or...

02:08:55.000 Yeah, that's all a lie.

02:08:57.000 The election was not rigged.

02:08:59.000 36 counties can give you 81 million votes.

02:09:02.000 Right.

02:09:03.000 That's a fact.

02:09:05.000 So it wasn't rigged.

02:09:07.000 Of course not.

02:09:08.000 36 counties have 81 million people in them.

02:09:13.000 See?

02:09:14.000 That's the truth.

02:09:15.000 And don't you dare say anything against it or you'll be off YouTube, Facebook, Twitter, and all the other ones because there's such a thing as the truth and facts and we have to stick to it.

02:09:28.000 It's scary.

02:09:30.000 And that is the truth.

02:09:31.000 And nobody died in the Holocaust either. 0.88

02:09:33.000 That's the truth.

02:09:35.000 It should happen. 0.99

02:09:37.000 Six million Jews should die right now because they cause all the problems in the world, but it never happened. 1.00

02:09:43.000 But it never happened. 0.99

02:09:45.000 Mandated.

02:09:47.000 Well, you're...

02:09:48.000 First of all, she is 100%.

02:09:51.000 I'm all Jewish.

02:09:51.000 You're all Jewish.

02:09:52.000 100%.

02:09:53.000 And a lot of Hollywood is Jewish, yeah?

02:09:54.000 It's like a...

02:09:55.000 A lot of Hollywood is a Jewish business, really.

02:09:59.000 Well, they started Hollywood.

02:10:00.000 Yeah.

02:10:01.000 Right.

02:10:02.000 So was it weird that...

02:10:03.000 Just like rap. 0.56

02:10:04.000 Black people started rap. 1.00

02:10:05.000 Yeah. 0.89

02:10:06.000 So I wouldn't go over there and try to get in rap and go, all these black people, you know, go on Saturday Night Live like Dave Chappelle. 1.00

02:10:13.000 I'm just saying a lot of black people are in control of rap. 1.00

02:10:17.000 Right. 0.98

02:10:18.000 Hello?

02:10:20.000 What?

02:10:20.000 Well, you went there.

02:10:22.000 Yeah.

02:10:22.000 You tried to get in show business.

02:10:23.000 Of course it's Jewish. 1.00

02:10:24.000 But, you know, and people should be glad that it's Jewish too because if Jews were not controlling Hollywood, all you'd have was fucking fishing shows. 1.00

02:10:32.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:10:33.000 See what I'm saying?

02:10:34.000 That's hilarious.

02:10:36.000 So that...

02:10:37.000 That's kind of a full ride.

02:10:39.000 That got them pulled.

02:10:41.000 The episode pulled and he can't post for a week and it's a strike against his account.

02:10:46.000 And it's all based on the actual Holocaust line for sure. 0.62

02:10:49.000 It has to be.

02:10:50.000 But she's Jewish.

02:10:52.000 She is.

02:10:52.000 It's obvious she's Jewish.

02:10:54.000 She's always been Jewish. 1.00

02:10:55.000 It's also obvious if you're listening that when she says that the Holocaust, and that like that many Jews should die. 0.94

02:11:02.000 And that she said it after she said this thing where she's clearly poking fun at Biden saying, but by the way, I think you can I don't know the math.

02:11:17.000 Is that real?

02:11:20.000 How many counties did Biden win?

02:11:22.000 Does that matter?

02:11:23.000 Look, if you don't think that people voted for Biden because they hated Trump and that 81 million people hated Trump...

02:11:29.000 You're not paying attention.

02:11:30.000 Yes.

02:11:30.000 It's like, I don't know if there was some shenanigans with the election.

02:11:34.000 I guarantee you it wasn't zero percent.

02:11:37.000 Yeah.

02:11:37.000 If you said, how much voter fraud was it?

02:11:39.000 It's never zero.

02:11:40.000 But it's never zero.

02:11:42.000 Right, ever.

02:11:43.000 It's never zero.

02:11:44.000 But it's also, if you do all the research that you can, the valid studies and reports, even from hardcore pro-Republican counties, It's like fractional voter fraud.

02:11:59.000 People like to...

02:12:00.000 Right.

02:12:00.000 It's probably zealots that work inside the organization that figured out a way to like, oh, this county's got to...

02:12:09.000 Let's hide these ballots. 0.77

02:12:10.000 It's not substantial.

02:12:11.000 It was a very small amount of counties.

02:12:14.000 I don't know about 36 being accurate.

02:12:15.000 Okay, so with over 81 million votes, Biden received the most votes of any presidential candidate in history.

02:12:20.000 It's also true that he won a record low number of counties, but counties vary by population size from those with a few hundred people to others with millions of residents.

02:12:30.000 So, county wins don't correlate with popular vote.

02:12:35.000 Right.

02:12:36.000 But if you only win 30, if you have 81 million votes and 31 counties, how many?

02:12:42.000 36. 36 counties?

02:12:43.000 That's what she was saying.

02:12:44.000 In this, it says that he won 477 counties and Trump won 2,000 counties or something like that.

02:12:49.000 Oh, so he won 477. Yeah.

02:12:51.000 That's a lot more than 31. It's different than what she was saying.

02:12:54.000 Okay.

02:12:54.000 So why was she saying that?

02:12:56.000 She probably got just that information wrong.

02:12:59.000 509 versus 2,500.

02:13:00.000 Oh, so he won 509. That's a lot of counties.

02:13:04.000 That makes sense.

02:13:05.000 Look, I know people that voted for Biden that wish they didn't now.

02:13:09.000 But I do know a lot of people who voted for Biden.

02:13:12.000 I don't know whether or not Look, there's some real problems with these voting machines.

02:13:20.000 I mean, the other thing that that article is saying right there that you were looking at said that Trump won like 2,400 counties.

02:13:26.000 Right.

02:13:26.000 So it's substantially higher number of counties, but he's also winning a lot of those counties in like rural areas.

02:13:32.000 Yeah, like they were saying.

02:13:33.000 Yeah.

02:13:34.000 But there was a thing that they just released about the Dominion voting system, that it's susceptible to being hacked.

02:13:41.000 What was that?

02:13:42.000 See if you can find that.

02:13:44.000 There's something that just got released about the Dominion system.

02:13:48.000 Did I tell you about when we got one, by the way, YouTube struck us?

02:13:52.000 Struck you guys?

02:13:52.000 For what?

02:13:53.000 We had a guest on.

02:13:54.000 This is like on a...

02:13:56.000 This was like a couple years ago.

02:13:58.000 And the guest, I think it was Derek Del Guido, I think that's how you say his name.

02:14:02.000 I don't want to get it wrong.

02:14:03.000 But he was telling me about growing up and how he was getting taunted at school.

02:14:09.000 This was like a serious conversation.

02:14:11.000 And he's like, yeah, you know, getting bullied at school. 0.99

02:14:14.000 Kids are calling me a fag. 0.99

02:14:16.000 Blah, blah, blah. 0.99

02:14:18.000 Took the episode down.

02:14:19.000 Hate speech.

02:14:19.000 Wow.

02:14:21.000 But he's telling the story about being bullied.

02:14:24.000 Georgia won't update vulnerable Dominion software until after 2024 election.

02:14:29.000 See, that was it.

02:14:29.000 There's something about the software being vulnerable.

02:14:31.000 This is on CNN. Georgia election officials have been aware of existing vulnerabilities in the state's voting software for more than two years but continue to insist the system is safe and won't be updated until after 2024, according to a report that was unsealed this week.

02:14:44.000 As part of a controversial court case in Georgia, the report's findings focus on weaknesses in software for certain Dominion voting machines.

02:14:52.000 Those weaknesses were previously verified by federal cybersecurity officials who urged election officials across the country to update their systems.

02:15:00.000 A lawyer for Georgia's top election official, Republican Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger, Recently told a federal court that officials would forego installing Dominion security patches until after the 2024 presidential election.

02:15:17.000 Why?

02:15:19.000 The Georgia election officials insist that it's highly unlikely that the vulnerabilities will be exploited in real attacks. 0.84

02:15:26.000 Well, when you fucking write about it on CNN, doesn't that make it more likely? 0.55

02:15:29.000 I mean, yeah, why are you sharing this? 0.97

02:15:32.000 Upgrading the system would be a massive undertaking, and our election officials are evaluating the scope of and time required for the project.

02:15:39.000 Mike Hassinger, a spokesperson for the Georgia Secretary of State's office, told CNN when asked about the delay.

02:15:44.000 So they might do it.

02:15:45.000 And also, we're spending this time evaluating.

02:15:48.000 Right.

02:15:48.000 It's extremely unlikely that any bad actor will be able to exploit our voting systems in the real world.

02:15:52.000 The system is secure.

02:15:54.000 Oh, well, if you say so.

02:15:55.000 Gabriel Sterling, a top election official in the Georgia Secretary of State's office, said in a press release from earlier this month, adding that safeguards are already in place to mitigate these hypothetical scenarios from happening.

02:16:05.000 Well, I'll sleep like a baby now.

02:16:07.000 Yeah, Georgia's fine.

02:16:09.000 Yeah, man.

02:16:10.000 They're people, right? 1.00

02:16:11.000 And the same kind of fucking people that don't put their syrup in a chilled container and don't have an extra big straw. 1.00

02:16:20.000 Yeah, those fucking people, they work for Jack in the Box. 1.00

02:16:23.000 That's right. 1.00

02:16:24.000 You get that bullshit-ass Diet Coke. 0.99

02:16:25.000 This seems like you'll reference this article when something does happen and the system is exploited. 0.99

02:16:30.000 And they'll go, well, we weren't aware...

02:16:32.000 Well, that's the first that I've even heard of them even, like, sharing how vulnerable their system is.

02:16:38.000 I've never heard that.

02:16:39.000 The systems are vulnerable because they're electronic.

02:16:42.000 Yeah.

02:16:42.000 You know?

02:16:43.000 And, like, I would imagine, like, all systems...

02:16:46.000 Anything.

02:16:46.000 Yeah, electronic.

02:16:47.000 Yeah, it's a computer system people get in.

02:16:49.000 But that was a big thing with the Republicans.

02:16:52.000 This is a Republican too, right?

02:16:53.000 This is a Republican.

02:16:53.000 But that was a big thing with the Republicans back when W was president.

02:16:58.000 Because there was people that thought that John Kerry should have won.

02:17:02.000 Remember that?

02:17:03.000 That was the dangling chads. 1.00

02:17:05.000 Remember that shit? 1.00

02:17:06.000 Yeah, dangling chads was... 1.00

02:17:08.000 Was it Kerry and then George W? Wasn't it?

02:17:11.000 Yeah, I think it was Kerry.

02:17:11.000 Or was it him and Gore?

02:17:13.000 Maybe it was Gore.

02:17:14.000 There's a slightly different thing in the chat.

02:17:15.000 Yeah, I think it was Gore.

02:17:17.000 Voting machines in Ohio.

02:17:18.000 There's a giant book with tons of data about this that I've found way since and after the fact.

02:17:24.000 But it was too late.

02:17:26.000 They were like, sorry, it's too late.

02:17:27.000 Everything's already happened.

02:17:28.000 Okay, look at this.

02:17:29.000 In 2006, Ohio became the poster child for bad election administration when two lengthy reports examining, say that word, Cuyahoga County's election procedures uncovered multiple serious problems The county lost 812 voter access cards that allowed a voter to cast a ballot on machines.

02:17:50.000 It also lost 313 keys to the memory card compartments where the votes are stored on the machines.

02:17:57.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.

02:17:58.000 And pick up the memory cards that contain the votes.

02:18:01.000 Wow.

02:18:01.000 They hired taxi drivers.

02:18:03.000 They hired taxi drivers to drive to election precincts and pick up the memory cards that contain the votes.

02:18:08.000 Taxi drivers!

02:18:10.000 Cracked out taxi drivers.

02:18:12.000 Cleveland.

02:18:15.000 So there was a documentary that HBO had on called Hacking Democracy, and it was about the Diebold machines.

02:18:24.000 Do you remember the Diebold machines?

02:18:25.000 I remember that name.

02:18:26.000 I don't remember when that was.

02:18:28.000 Diebold is a company that made voter machines.

02:18:30.000 I think they made ATMs too.

02:18:32.000 Because I remember seeing an ATM machine and thinking about that documentary.

02:18:37.000 But they showed in the documentary that the machines were exploitable by a third party.

02:18:44.000 And that there was a third party access.

02:18:46.000 It's like a third party could alter the vote.

02:18:49.000 And they altered the vote on the machine on the show.

02:18:52.000 On the show.

02:18:53.000 They showed on the show how they did it.

02:18:54.000 But we didn't...

02:18:55.000 We don't have widespread abuse of this in the last election.

02:19:00.000 I mean, from everything that I've read and seen, it's not been reported that this is, even from, like I'm saying, from Republican counties.

02:19:07.000 It's not something that I've heard where it's compelling enough for me to say that I know that that's what happened.

02:19:12.000 U.S. finds no evidence flaws in Dominion voting machines were ever exploited.

02:19:18.000 Well, if they're really good at exploiting it, would you know that you got exploited?

02:19:21.000 And if you were exploited, would you tell everybody they were exploited and Trump should have actually won when that guy's been screaming like a maniac for four years?

02:19:28.000 Yeah, he sure has.

02:19:28.000 They stole my election.

02:19:29.000 They stole my election.

02:19:30.000 It was a rigged election.

02:19:33.000 Even if it wasn't rigged.

02:19:34.000 He's still saying it.

02:19:35.000 But even if it wasn't rigged, let's say it wasn't rigged.

02:19:38.000 Let's say it was a fair and that's who won and that's how it was going to be.

02:19:45.000 Biden won.

02:19:46.000 For sure it was rigged by the media.

02:19:48.000 For sure.

02:19:50.000 Just the Hunter Biden laptop case and the Russia collusion case.

02:19:54.000 Just those two things.

02:19:55.000 Just those two narratives that they knew were not true, that they pushed out In front of everybody.

02:20:01.000 And that we know, you know, had to do with trying to get rid of Trump.

02:20:06.000 That was a big...

02:20:07.000 One over-reporting and one under-reporting.

02:20:10.000 Yeah.

02:20:10.000 That is, in many ways, that's...

02:20:13.000 That's an attempt to...

02:20:15.000 Manipulation.

02:20:15.000 It's manipulation of a public narrative.

02:20:17.000 It's manipulation of what the people think is real and not real.

02:20:21.000 Everybody thought he was in collusion with Russia.

02:20:23.000 It's what everybody thought.

02:20:24.000 They were just...

02:20:26.000 All these mainstream, except Fox News, they were the only ones that weren't pushing it.

02:20:31.000 Everybody else was pushing it.

02:20:32.000 Yeah.

02:20:33.000 It was sold hard.

02:20:34.000 Yeah.

02:20:34.000 And it was not true.

02:20:36.000 And it's proven to be not true.

02:20:38.000 And then there's the Hunter Biden laptop thing, which they knew was true.

02:20:43.000 And they said it wasn't true.

02:20:44.000 And they told you that they stopped people from sharing it on social media.

02:20:48.000 They stopped people from sharing it on Twitter.

02:20:50.000 Zuckerberg sat in that very chair and said that the FBI contacted Facebook and told them that it was Russian disinformation.

02:20:56.000 They were getting a bunch of Russian disinformation.

02:20:58.000 So they limited the spread of that.

02:21:01.000 I don't know how they did it.

02:21:02.000 I don't know exactly what they did to limit the distribution of that.

02:21:05.000 The FBI is involved in that. 1.00

02:21:07.000 It's wild shit, dude. 1.00

02:21:08.000 It's pretty wild. 1.00

02:21:08.000 It's wild shit. 1.00

02:21:09.000 And no one cares. 1.00

02:21:10.000 No one's up in arms.

02:21:12.000 No one's freaking out.

02:21:12.000 Because that is a way that you're going to rig an election without rigging an election.

02:21:17.000 Whether you like that guy or not, we have to follow the rules.

02:21:21.000 We have to.

02:21:22.000 And if we don't follow the rules because we don't like somebody, and we break the law because we don't like somebody, we don't want them to win.

02:21:29.000 No, I agree. 0.99

02:21:30.000 Now this is Banana Republic shit. 0.99

02:21:31.000 Yeah, that's not cool at all. 1.00

02:21:32.000 That's scary.

02:21:33.000 And the fact that they were willing to do that and that there's no oversight, that no one can stop them from doing that.

02:21:39.000 And then there's no punishment for them doing that.

02:21:40.000 This also speaks to like how much he's despised by this.

02:21:45.000 Despised.

02:21:45.000 I mean, it's really other level.

02:21:46.000 Yeah, he fucked up. 1.00

02:21:47.000 He fucked up. 1.00

02:21:47.000 Well, he was, I mean, you remember there was a time where Chuck Schumer was on one of those shows talking about how stupid it is to attack the intelligence community. 1.00

02:21:57.000 I mean he was openly saying it like they have 18 ways to Sunday to get you. 0.91

02:22:01.000 Yeah.

02:22:01.000 Yeah, and Guess what?

02:22:03.000 That's what they did.

02:22:04.000 Yeah, you know and but the fact that they did it like It's not good because it's the same thing that I feel about like the censorship thing with social media if someone is spreading some sort of fake information on purpose to hurt other people that's one thing and But if someone is just saying something that you don't like them to say or something that's disputed or something that seems to not be agreed upon by certain people

02:22:34.000 but then there are also experts in the field that do agree.

02:22:38.000 You've got to let people talk that through, because if you don't, and you silence debate, and it turns out you were wrong, like the Hunter Biden laptop story, or like Russia, if you were wrong, and you were ruining people's social media channels, ruining people's YouTube channels, ruining public discourse,

02:22:55.000 changing the way people think about something, well, you have a responsibility to not do that again.

02:22:59.000 Now you know you did that, and this is why that is dangerous.

02:23:03.000 Censorship is always dangerous.

02:23:05.000 And then when they censor and it's like undeniable, you usually just get like a lower third.

02:23:11.000 Yeah, sorry, whoops.

02:23:13.000 We didn't mean to do that. 0.99

02:23:14.000 We fucked up. 0.99

02:23:14.000 Yeah, I mean, it's gross. 0.99

02:23:16.000 It's gross and they don't understand that it undermines something that is already a problem.

02:23:21.000 And that's public belief in mainstream media.

02:23:25.000 The general public has lost a tremendous amount of faith in the news and what they're saying and what's true and experts and all sorts of things.

02:23:35.000 And then it was all exaggerated greatly by the pandemic.

02:23:40.000 People that were...

02:23:42.000 Just hardcore lefties are now like moving to Texas.

02:23:47.000 Yeah.

02:23:47.000 People that were like, I am getting out of here.

02:23:49.000 This is fucking crazy. 0.97

02:23:51.000 I see where this goes now. 0.99

02:23:52.000 A huge shift has happened.

02:23:53.000 And people that are like closet Republicans now that come up to me because they think I'm one.

02:23:58.000 Did they tell me I'm voting red?

02:24:00.000 And I'm like, well, I don't want...

02:24:01.000 That's not what you have to do.

02:24:03.000 You just got to get good people that really actually do care and aren't bought and paid for and actually have a fucking plan to unite people and not strengthen this one side to fight against the other side, but bring everybody together and make everybody realize our differences are so small in comparison to the things we have in common and the things we want and the things that will help everyone's life.

02:24:27.000 Yeah.

02:24:28.000 And then we have to think that way.

02:24:29.000 We have to think as a collective group.

02:24:31.000 We have to think as a community.

02:24:32.000 A lot of people just don't want to think that somebody can have differing points of view about a range of topics.

02:24:39.000 Yep.

02:24:39.000 So they go like, oh, if you are pro-gun, that means you must be pro all these other things, right?

02:24:45.000 Right.

02:24:46.000 And you're like, not everybody really falls into that.

02:24:48.000 No.

02:24:49.000 People have...

02:24:50.000 All different types of points of views.

02:24:51.000 It can be about any number of things.

02:24:53.000 It can be fiscally, like how the government should spend money.

02:24:57.000 It could be about your civil rights.

02:24:59.000 Yeah, it could be guns and abortion.

02:25:01.000 But that's not what defines people.

02:25:04.000 No, it shouldn't.

02:25:04.000 But it does because there's these predetermined patterns of thinking and ideas that people adopt.

02:25:11.000 When they join an ideology, whether they join a progressive ideology or a conservative ideology, in order to be in the group, you have to espouse a certain amount of things.

02:25:20.000 And I see people say it when they might not even believe it.

02:25:22.000 Oh, that's the big one.

02:25:24.000 That's the one that actually is kind of the most disheartening.

02:25:27.000 Yeah.

02:25:27.000 Is when you talk to somebody.

02:25:28.000 You can see it in person.

02:25:30.000 And they're just saying the right thing.

02:25:32.000 Yep.

02:25:33.000 Like, this is what my group says to say.

02:25:36.000 Yeah.

02:25:36.000 And you can just look them in the eyes and be like, you don't even believe what you're saying right now.

02:25:39.000 Yeah.

02:25:40.000 The real one with me is Republicans and gay rights. 0.93

02:25:44.000 The people that are anti-gay rights that are Republican, they think that all gay people are groomers.

02:25:50.000 Some people are just people who love people of the same sex.

02:25:54.000 Yeah.

02:25:54.000 That has always existed.

02:25:55.000 That's just what makes them come.

02:25:56.000 That's the only thing about them.

02:25:58.000 Well, and they're in love.

02:25:59.000 No, but I'm saying when you go like, what's at the foundation of this?

02:26:03.000 It's that what arouses somebody is just different than what arouses you.

02:26:06.000 That's it.

02:26:07.000 Yeah.

02:26:07.000 And they've existed throughout history.

02:26:09.000 Yeah.

02:26:10.000 The idea that there's something wrong with that just because you don't like it.

02:26:13.000 Yeah.

02:26:13.000 That to me is nuts from the people that are supposed to be about personal choice and freedom.

02:26:18.000 Yeah.

02:26:19.000 That's what drives me nuts.

02:26:20.000 And you don't think that somebody else deserves to be in love with who they love?

02:26:26.000 And come super hard inside of them? 0.95

02:26:28.000 Yeah, but imagine if it was the gay thing that you had to do. 0.98

02:26:32.000 And heterosexuality was rare.

02:26:35.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:26:35.000 And heterosexuality is like, look at these fucking losers. 1.00

02:26:37.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:26:38.000 Breeding. 1.00

02:26:39.000 What are you going to have, a baby, you fucking idiots? 1.00

02:26:41.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:26:41.000 Like, oh my god. 1.00

02:26:42.000 Like, you know, that would be horrible.

02:26:44.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:26:45.000 That's exactly what it's like if you're gay. 0.95

02:26:46.000 That's the difference. 0.93

02:26:48.000 No, it's crazy that we're even having that conversation.

02:26:50.000 But they feel like they have to have that.

02:26:52.000 Some people, especially if they want to... 1.00

02:27:01.000 It's the dumbest stance ever. 1.00

02:27:05.000 It really is. 1.00

02:27:09.000 Everybody in every community should be judged on an individual basis.

02:27:13.000 You shouldn't say, oh, the straight people do this, the gays do that. 1.00

02:27:17.000 Like, that's stupid. 1.00

02:27:18.000 That's stupid. 1.00

02:27:19.000 And to say you don't want them to have the same rights that you have, That's bananas. 1.00

02:27:24.000 Yeah, that even exists.

02:27:25.000 It's crazy.

02:27:26.000 And it's still being discussed.

02:27:27.000 The people are talking about rescinding gay marriage.

02:27:30.000 Now that they got rid of Roe v. 1.00

02:27:31.000 Wade, they're talking about getting, like, you're out of your fucking mind. 0.99

02:27:33.000 What does that get you? 0.99

02:27:34.000 I think it's one of those things, like we were talking about before.

02:27:37.000 Like, if you were a conspiracy theorist, you wanted people to be upset about things, it's one more social hot button.

02:27:42.000 It's a giant distraction.

02:27:44.000 And now you're not paying attention to things that matter.

02:27:46.000 It's a giant distraction.

02:27:47.000 And anybody that wants to argue that, they should be forced to argue with someone who makes this rational sort of argument against it. 1.00

02:27:55.000 It's stupid. 1.00

02:27:56.000 It's stupid from a perspective of someone who values freedom. 1.00

02:27:59.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:28:01.000 We know gay people.

02:28:02.000 We know a lot of gay people.

02:28:03.000 They love it. 1.00

02:28:04.000 They love cock. 1.00

02:28:05.000 They love it. 1.00

02:28:06.000 They can't wait to get a fat cock in their mouth. 1.00

02:28:08.000 Well, how could you not? 1.00

02:28:09.000 They're delicious.

02:28:09.000 I heard.

02:28:10.000 Yeah.

02:28:10.000 I heard they're delicious.

02:28:11.000 I've heard too. 1.00

02:28:12.000 But to say that that's a choice, like you're out of your fucking mind. 0.99

02:28:19.000 It's just, it's not. 0.99

02:28:20.000 I mean, it may be with some people, and that's fine too. 0.98

02:28:23.000 Do whatever the fuck you want. 0.96

02:28:24.000 If you want to just try it out, try it out. 0.99

02:28:26.000 Try it out.

02:28:26.000 That guy.

02:28:27.000 What's that guy?

02:28:27.000 RPC. He's really mad at me.

02:28:29.000 He's mad at you?

02:28:30.000 So mad at me.

02:28:31.000 Why?

02:28:32.000 I thought he came on your show.

02:28:32.000 He's your friend.

02:28:33.000 He's flipped.

02:28:35.000 When did he flip?

02:28:36.000 In the last couple of months.

02:28:37.000 What happened?

02:28:38.000 Did you do something different?

02:28:39.000 No, he's just like, he first...

02:28:42.000 He calls me, in every post, he calls me Tom Ham Sandwich Segura.

02:28:46.000 So that's what he writes.

02:28:48.000 Why Ham Sandwich?

02:28:49.000 I don't know.

02:28:50.000 That's funny.

02:28:51.000 But every post, he's like, okay, Tom Ham Sandwich.

02:28:52.000 He goes, you didn't write that book.

02:28:54.000 I wrote a book.

02:28:55.000 He's like, you didn't write that book.

02:28:56.000 It's all fake story.

02:28:57.000 Like, just like...

02:28:58.000 Oh, so he's schizophrenic?

02:29:00.000 Yeah.

02:29:00.000 And he's just like, I don't, you know...

02:29:02.000 Well, the kind of guy who invites guys to come over his house and beat him up and fuck him. 1.00

02:29:06.000 Piss him and beat, yeah. 1.00

02:29:07.000 What does he invite them to do? 1.00

02:29:08.000 Piss on them, beat them, fuck them. 1.00

02:29:10.000 Try it out. 1.00

02:29:11.000 Just give it a try.

02:29:12.000 And he tells them they could stay in his house.

02:29:13.000 Yeah, you get a free lease and a key.

02:29:15.000 There's food.

02:29:16.000 You can bring friends.

02:29:17.000 Did anybody take him up on that?

02:29:19.000 I don't think so.

02:29:20.000 Really?

02:29:21.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:29:21.000 That's how you know you're crazy. 1.00

02:29:22.000 And he gives out his full address and phone number in post. 0.91

02:29:26.000 Like, here's my full address.

02:29:28.000 Wow.

02:29:29.000 Here's my phone number.

02:29:30.000 Just come over. 1.00

02:29:31.000 He's trying to get raped. 1.00

02:29:32.000 Yeah, he literally asks for it. 0.98

02:29:36.000 Did you ever hear about the drug called Re-Equip?

02:29:41.000 Re-Equip is a drug that was a Parkinson's medication and this guy won a court case against, I believe it was GlaxoSmithKline.

02:29:50.000 Because he took this stuff.

02:29:53.000 He was a normal heterosexual guy. 1.00

02:29:54.000 He took this stuff and became a gay sex and gambling addict. 1.00

02:29:58.000 He was having all these crazy... 1.00

02:30:00.000 I think it's called a dopamine agonist.

02:30:03.000 I think that's what the...

02:30:04.000 It changed his brain chemistry. 1.00

02:30:05.000 It did something to him where he could not stop gambling and sucking cock. 1.00

02:30:10.000 And he was picking up guys off of Craigslist. 0.99

02:30:12.000 And he was having impromptu meetings. 0.97

02:30:15.000 And he got raped by two different guys. 0.98

02:30:17.000 Sounds like a great excuse to try something else out. 0.98

02:30:19.000 That's what I'm saying.

02:30:19.000 Yeah.

02:30:20.000 But apparently, this is not unheard of.

02:30:23.000 So much so that he actually won in court.

02:30:26.000 Really?

02:30:26.000 Yeah, see if you can find the court case.

02:30:28.000 I have the court case.

02:30:28.000 I was trying to find the wording of what he...

02:30:30.000 Yeah, so this guy just couldn't stop gambling. 1.00

02:30:33.000 He was off the fucking rails with gambling and just wanted to fuck guys and meet guys and chance crazy, dangerous encounters. 1.00

02:30:40.000 He was into danger. 1.00

02:30:42.000 And it was all because his brain chemistry changed from his drug.

02:30:45.000 Something happened when he got on his Parkinson's drug.

02:30:47.000 So he was a Parkinson's patient?

02:30:49.000 Yes, he was a Parkinson's patient. 1.00

02:30:50.000 Holy shit. 1.00

02:30:51.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:30:51.000 So he's got a little shaky hand. 0.99

02:30:53.000 Next thing you know, he's sucking cock and playing bingo. 1.00

02:30:57.000 He just fucking fell all in. 1.00

02:31:00.000 Jesus Christ. 1.00

02:31:01.000 All in, man.

02:31:01.000 It feels like a...

02:31:02.000 Loving husband who claimed Parkinson's drug turned him into a gay sex addict, wins $160,000 compensation in French court. 0.96

02:31:09.000 But he's French. 0.89

02:31:10.000 You never know. 1.00

02:31:11.000 He turned him into a gambler and sex addict who sold his children's toys for cash. 0.98

02:31:15.000 His wife, who stood by him throughout, was with him as he wept with relief. 0.97

02:31:20.000 In court after the ruling. 1.00

02:31:22.000 Imagine if a fucking drug does that to you. 1.00

02:31:24.000 A Parkinson sufferer has won a six-figure payout against a drug giant after his medication turned him into a gay sex and gambling addict. 1.00

02:31:31.000 By the way, not a lot of money. 1.00

02:31:33.000 160 grand to get fucked by a bunch of dudes? 0.99

02:31:37.000 Yeah, how many did he get? 0.99

02:31:38.000 Within two years of taking the drug re-equip, he was so addicted to both his vices he sold his children's toys to raise money and advertised himself on the internet for sex.

02:31:47.000 He's now been given $160,000 in damages after a court in...

02:31:50.000 How do you say that?

02:31:52.000 Rennes.

02:31:53.000 Rennes.

02:31:54.000 France.

02:31:55.000 Rennes.

02:31:56.000 France upheld his claims.

02:31:58.000 Wild.

02:31:59.000 That is...

02:31:59.000 Is that him?

02:32:00.000 I think that's him right there.

02:32:01.000 That's the guy?

02:32:02.000 Oh, my God.

02:32:03.000 What a look of regret.

02:32:05.000 Yeah.

02:32:06.000 Look at that guy's face.

02:32:07.000 He's like...

02:32:08.000 Jesus Christ.

02:32:09.000 Come taste bad. 1.00

02:32:10.000 What the fuck did you make me do? 1.00

02:32:13.000 Poor guy. 1.00

02:32:14.000 Jesus.

02:32:15.000 Whew.

02:32:18.000 Woo! 0.99

02:32:19.000 Okay, what does it say about the drug itself?

02:32:21.000 Oh, they increased the damages.

02:32:23.000 Yeah.

02:32:23.000 Okay, hold on a second.

02:32:24.000 The court increased the level of damage to $197,468.83 euros after finding out there was serious, precise, and corroborated evidence to blame his transformation on re-equipped.

02:32:37.000 Wow!

02:32:38.000 Yeah.

02:32:39.000 It's been a seven-year battle with our limited means in recognition of the fact that GSK lied to us and shattered our lives.

02:32:45.000 What does it say about the drug?

02:32:47.000 Scroll down.

02:32:48.000 Does it say anything about the drug or how the drug does that?

02:32:51.000 I would want to know how it does that.

02:32:53.000 What is that stuff?

02:32:55.000 Well, it looks like he said...

02:32:56.000 Oh my god!

02:32:56.000 It says, in total he gambled away a total of 82,000 euros, so he still only made 80 grand.

02:33:03.000 Mostly placing internet bets on horse races and engaged in frantic search for gay sex. 0.99

02:33:08.000 Frantic! 0.99

02:33:09.000 He began exhibiting himself on the internet websites and arranging encounters, one of which results in him being raped. 0.99

02:33:15.000 I thought he was raped twice. 0.98

02:33:16.000 Jesus. 0.99

02:33:16.000 Once. 0.99

02:33:17.000 He said his family had not understood what was going on at first, but his behavior turned to normal when he stumbled upon a website that made the link between re-equip and addictions in 2005, and he stopped taking the drug.

02:33:29.000 He said, my life was hell.

02:33:30.000 It still is because you cannot forget a catastrophe like that.

02:33:34.000 Look at his face.

02:33:34.000 You can't fake that.

02:33:36.000 No. 0.83

02:33:37.000 It also feels like if you're gay curious, you can blame it on re-equip if you can get your hands on some. 0.89

02:33:42.000 It said the court had heard warnings that re-equip side effects had been made public in 2006. Mr. Jambert said the GSK should have informed patients earlier.

02:33:50.000 He conceded that re-equip was a good medicine and offered undeniable solutions to people with Parkinson's disease.

02:33:57.000 Hmm.

02:33:59.000 Okay.

02:33:59.000 During the trial, GlaxoSmithKline said it had serious doubts that Mr. Jambert had developed his addictions after taking the drug.

02:34:07.000 Hmm.

02:34:09.000 I would have serious doubts, too, if I fought something in court for seven years.

02:34:12.000 But, I mean, for the court to agree?

02:34:14.000 Is this another one?

02:34:15.000 Well, so that article was from 2012, I guess, when it happened.

02:34:19.000 This is like a more update from 2015. But this is Pfizer.

02:34:23.000 This is Pfizer settles lawsuits.

02:34:25.000 Do they own GlaxoSmithKline now?

02:34:26.000 I don't know.

02:34:27.000 This could be a similar drug or something different.

02:34:29.000 That's why I was kind of...

02:34:30.000 I didn't click this one first.

02:34:33.000 It says, Pfizer settles lawsuits tying sex and gambling addictions to dopamine meds.

02:34:38.000 Class action litigation brought by patients who claim drugmaker did not adequately warn them of the side effects of drugs they were taking to treat their Parkinson's disease or restless leg syndrome.

02:34:47.000 While this kind of litigation is routine, the side effects were not.

02:34:50.000 Instead, patients were said the drugs created addictions they didn't previously have, patients said, rather, the drugs created addictions they didn't previously have, causing them to gamble with their life savings or become obsessed with shopping or sex. 0.91

02:35:03.000 Holy shit, so this is definitely triggering something. 0.97

02:35:05.000 Yeah. 0.96

02:35:06.000 The confidential settlement with 172 patients, said to be for millions of dollars, was approved by a judge in federal court in Australia.

02:35:14.000 The Financial Review reports, although payments were delayed until they were assessed by an independent review, Pfizer had agreed to the settlement late last year ahead of the trial of cases brought by people who took Pfizer's Cabocer and Dostinex between 1996 and 2010 treat tremors associated with Parkinson's disease or RLS. That makes sense if you've got a neural...

02:35:40.000 Yeah, dopamine agonist.

02:35:41.000 The drugs work by providing dopamine agonists that imitate the effects of dopamine in the brain, something Parkinson's patients lack.

02:35:50.000 Wow.

02:35:59.000 Wow.

02:35:59.000 That makes sense.

02:36:10.000 Yeah.

02:36:10.000 That's so terrifying.

02:36:13.000 Okay, yeah.

02:36:14.000 Labels on dopamine agonist class that includes Reequip from GlaxoSmithKline, UCB's Nupro, and Meropex from Boehringer Ingelheim?

02:36:30.000 Boehringer Ingelheim.

02:36:31.000 Boehringer Ingelheim.

02:36:32.000 The German company was sued by a New York man some years back who said that taking the drug had turned him into a pathological gambler.

02:36:40.000 Who ruined him as he gambled away $3 million. 1.00

02:36:45.000 Fuck! 1.00

02:36:45.000 Wow. 1.00

02:36:48.000 Wow.

02:36:49.000 I'd never heard about that.

02:36:51.000 Wow.

02:36:51.000 That's like...

02:36:53.000 Gambling addicts are wild to be around, man.

02:36:56.000 You saw Uncut Gems, right?

02:36:57.000 Yeah.

02:36:58.000 Adam Sandler movie?

02:36:58.000 Yeah, he was great in that.

02:36:59.000 Great.

02:37:00.000 Great movie, though.

02:37:01.000 But what a great movie to show what those people are like.

02:37:03.000 If you've ever been around one of those people.

02:37:05.000 I've talked to a couple, and they...

02:37:08.000 Yeah, they just talk about the impossible to quit drawing.

02:37:14.000 I know one that's like, it is substantial.

02:37:19.000 Sports?

02:37:19.000 I know a sports guy and I know a blackjack guy.

02:37:23.000 Oh, yeah?

02:37:24.000 How bad?

02:37:27.000 Unbelievable.

02:37:27.000 Does he have money?

02:37:29.000 Not anymore.

02:37:30.000 Oh boy.

02:37:32.000 Millions.

02:37:34.000 Millions. 0.98

02:37:34.000 Dana White's a degenerate gambler. 0.98

02:37:36.000 Yeah. 0.97

02:37:37.000 He gets kicked out of casinos for winning too much.

02:37:38.000 I remember I saw a video about it.

02:37:40.000 Yeah.

02:37:40.000 Like how some of the casinos were like, uh-uh.

02:37:42.000 The one thing I've learned is I liked...

02:37:44.000 Is that funny that they can do that?

02:37:45.000 Yeah.

02:37:46.000 Yeah, you're too good at this. 0.94

02:37:47.000 You know, the other thing that's fucking hilarious about, like, we did some Blackjack on tour in different casinos all over the place. 0.93

02:37:54.000 It's like, you put your money down, and it's like, whoop, give you your chips, right? 0.87

02:37:59.000 And a couple times I came out ahead, like, had good...

02:38:03.000 Blackjack really...

02:38:04.000 I mean, there's by the book...

02:38:06.000 But you realize you get good shoes.

02:38:08.000 A shoe is what they pull the cards from.

02:38:11.000 You really do get good shoes and bad shoes.

02:38:14.000 Every time, you're winning.

02:38:16.000 And then there's shoes where every hand you lose.

02:38:20.000 And you're playing by the book or maybe you're taking risks.

02:38:23.000 It's like that dealer keeps hitting 20 or 21 based on pulling out the cards.

02:38:29.000 And then there's times where it happens to you.

02:38:31.000 But these days where you come out ahead, you know, you win five grand, you're like, oh, that's great.

02:38:36.000 Then you go to cash out and they're like, I had the casinos go, where did you win this? 0.99

02:38:40.000 I'm like, what are you fucking talking about? 0.97

02:38:42.000 Where did I win this? 0.99

02:38:43.000 Here.

02:38:43.000 And they're like, what game were you playing?

02:38:45.000 And I'm like, blackjack.

02:38:47.000 Where? 0.98

02:38:47.000 I'm like, fucking right over there. 0.98

02:38:49.000 Hold on. 0.97

02:38:50.000 Calling people, you know, verifying.

02:38:53.000 Why did he win?

02:38:54.000 Yeah.

02:38:54.000 And then they go, all right, hold on.

02:38:57.000 All right, now you need to fill out this information.

02:38:59.000 You got to give them all your information.

02:39:01.000 Give us your ID. I mean, you're sitting there 20 minutes later like, am I going to get this money?

02:39:05.000 And they're like, yeah, hold on.

02:39:07.000 And then another guy comes in the back and talks to them.

02:39:10.000 They talk in private.

02:39:11.000 OK. It's like a 20, 30 minute thing to get paid.

02:39:16.000 Then they give you your cash.

02:39:17.000 And then the funny thing is, we noticed this a couple times.

02:39:19.000 When I would win, we're all walking as a group back to the hotel, and like a pit boss cuts us off.

02:39:26.000 And they're like, how you doing?

02:39:28.000 And you're like, good.

02:39:29.000 And they're like, do you want to come over here?

02:39:32.000 They're trying to get you to come right back, right away.

02:39:34.000 It's like you won and they don't want you to.

02:39:37.000 We have this private table over here if you guys want to keep playing.

02:39:41.000 How much are we talking about?

02:39:42.000 I mean, less than 10,000 winning.

02:39:44.000 But like thousands, right?

02:39:46.000 So it's not affecting their bottom line.

02:39:50.000 But it's just like this whole thing of you go, well, first of all, this is really hard to get paid.

02:39:55.000 I think this would be like a simple, here's the chips.

02:39:57.000 Your chips.

02:39:58.000 This is not Vegas.

02:39:59.000 No, this wasn't Vegas.

02:40:00.000 Yeah, I think that's the thing.

02:40:01.000 I think there's some fugazi casinos out there.

02:40:03.000 And then they go like, why don't you just keep playing?

02:40:06.000 Wow.

02:40:07.000 And they're like, okay.

02:40:08.000 I think I'm good for the day.

02:40:09.000 And they're like, okay, well, you know, just come back whenever you're ready.

02:40:12.000 If you want to come back really soon, that'd be great.

02:40:14.000 Wow.

02:40:14.000 Yeah.

02:40:16.000 They're trying to get you to stay.

02:40:17.000 They want that money. 0.77

02:40:18.000 They don't want that loss.

02:40:20.000 Wow.

02:40:21.000 Yeah, no, Vegas definitely.

02:40:22.000 Also, if you're a gambling junkie and someone comes up to you and you're like, I'm going to do this.

02:40:26.000 I'm going to get out of here with this money.

02:40:27.000 Like one, the pull's strong, but I can go.

02:40:30.000 And then someone comes along and goes, why don't you play right here?

02:40:32.000 And you're like, why don't I play right here? 0.99

02:40:34.000 I wanted to bet it all on one fucking hand. 1.00

02:40:36.000 That fucking feeling, too. 0.99

02:40:37.000 It is funny how a couple times I went to the high limit room, and I'm still, you know, this is not crazy numbers, but I would put like a few hundred down, and you win, you're like, whoa. 0.99

02:40:48.000 You get that hit, and then you double it, you know, so then you kind of go, you're holding on to the guy next, you're like, ah, and you win again. 0.99

02:40:56.000 Oh, my fucking god. 0.99

02:40:57.000 You see how if you're wired for that... 1.00

02:41:00.000 Especially the craps table.

02:41:02.000 I don't understand craps, but you're the life of the party if you're winning people money.

02:41:06.000 They're having the best time. 0.99

02:41:08.000 It's fucking Ibiza over there. 0.99

02:41:11.000 Rolling dice, let's go! 1.00

02:41:13.000 Screaming, cheering, yeah.

02:41:15.000 You gotta know how to play that game, too.

02:41:17.000 You know we're...

02:41:18.000 Oh, yeah. 0.98

02:41:19.000 That game is fucking cool. 0.99

02:41:21.000 Complicated. 0.99

02:41:21.000 The low ball and the high yo. 0.99

02:41:23.000 What's happening?

02:41:24.000 What are you saying?

02:41:24.000 How did you learn this?

02:41:26.000 This is a complicated game to get in on.

02:41:28.000 All these little side bets within the bet?

02:41:30.000 Yeah.

02:41:30.000 I know there's the come line.

02:41:32.000 Which is hilarious.

02:41:33.000 Yeah, I know.

02:41:33.000 Literally called the come line.

02:41:35.000 The come line.

02:41:36.000 And then they go, that's all you need to know.

02:41:37.000 But then you play with someone who knows them.

02:41:39.000 They're doing 10 other side bets.

02:41:40.000 How is it still called the come line?

02:41:41.000 I don't know.

02:41:43.000 First guy ever.

02:41:44.000 What does it mean?

02:41:45.000 What does it mean?

02:41:46.000 Blue his load there.

02:41:47.000 What does it mean?

02:41:48.000 Find out.

02:41:49.000 Why is it the come line?

02:41:50.000 I think I've read this before and it didn't make any sense.

02:41:53.000 I don't know.

02:41:53.000 I don't know what that means.

02:41:54.000 It's probably like the Flintstones, like gay old time. 1.00

02:41:57.000 Old timey.

02:41:58.000 I know a guy.

02:41:59.000 Different way of talking.

02:42:00.000 The come is a bet made by a player after the point is established.

02:42:04.000 By placing a wager in the come, the wager will travel to the box number which is rolled next.

02:42:11.000 To win a come bet, the number that the wager traveled to must roll a second time before a seven.

02:42:19.000 Get it?

02:42:19.000 I think you're betting on point hitting again, essentially, but I might have overcomplicated it.

02:42:23.000 Do you want to come or not? 0.98

02:42:24.000 I'm too dumb for that game. 1.00

02:42:26.000 I'm too dumb and disinterested. 1.00

02:42:28.000 I know, a guy won $60,000 doing that on just a fucking Saturday night. 0.99

02:42:33.000 Do you know what he's doing? 0.99

02:42:33.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:42:34.000 How do you learn?

02:42:36.000 Imagine how much ADD would kick in if you were at a craps lesson.

02:42:40.000 I would not remember any of it.

02:42:42.000 I'd be like...

02:42:43.000 I think it's probably just over and over seeing it.

02:42:46.000 You start to go, okay.

02:42:48.000 And then you get the confidence to do that come bet.

02:42:51.000 But then those side bets is like, I think the problem with it, too, is you're betting against the table a lot, too, because I think it hits if it's 7 or 11, and that's craps, so people don't even want to think about that a lot of times. 0.98

02:43:03.000 But sometimes you'll find a rebel who comes up to the table and just throws a bunch of money on that come bet, and you're like, hey, what is this fucking guy doing?

02:43:08.000 And then it hits, and you're like, well, he's not wrong, but it's going against everybody else on the table. 0.96

02:43:13.000 It is a silly amount of money, though.

02:43:14.000 You can play a come bet only after a point is made on a come-out roll.

02:43:20.000 It's more complicated, but you don't have to place a pass line bet.

02:43:26.000 You win if the next roll is a 7 or 11, or if the come point is repeated before a 7. You lose if the next roll is a 2, 3, 12, or if a 7 is rolled before the come point is repeated.

02:43:39.000 Right?

02:43:40.000 Wow.

02:43:41.000 I watched it explained on a YouTube video. 1.00

02:43:43.000 It was a YouTube for a moron. 1.00

02:43:45.000 Like, here's how to play this game. 1.00

02:43:47.000 Did they explain it in a way that I would understand it?

02:43:50.000 Well, at the end, I was like, I'm definitely not playing craps. 0.91

02:43:53.000 I was like, this is way too fucking... 0.73

02:43:54.000 I won money and played for four and a half hours one night. 0.96

02:43:57.000 Yeah?

02:43:57.000 I have no idea how I was winning money.

02:43:59.000 Did you win a good match back?

02:44:00.000 At the time, for me, it was a ton.

02:44:02.000 I was like, I can go buy an Xbox now.

02:44:04.000 I was so happy.

02:44:05.000 I just copied some guy that had way more money than everybody else on the table.

02:44:08.000 I'm doing whatever he does.

02:44:10.000 And hopefully I'll figure it out.

02:44:12.000 Wow.

02:44:12.000 I never figured it out, and I've lost a ton of money back thinking it's a really fun time.

02:44:16.000 Is that the best game to play if you know what you're doing, or is Blackjack?

02:44:21.000 Oh, definitely Craps.

02:44:22.000 Really?

02:44:23.000 Craps is higher end.

02:44:24.000 Well, Craps can...

02:44:26.000 The multiples, I think, are much crazier.

02:44:29.000 Much crazier. 1.00

02:44:30.000 You see the payouts in Craps, and they're fucking bananas. 0.98

02:44:32.000 Blackjack is just the best odds you have. 0.98

02:44:34.000 Yeah, Blackjack is really...

02:44:36.000 You know, there's strategy, like I said.

02:44:38.000 There's playing by the book, but...

02:44:40.000 You know, there is just a real luck situation.

02:44:46.000 Like, it's not that much strategy involved to, like, flipping over and you have 20 and the dealer's like, I got eight.

02:44:53.000 I mean, it's just...

02:44:54.000 It's not knowing what's next, which is so exciting.

02:44:57.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:44:58.000 This thing, this card, this might be it.

02:45:00.000 This might be it.

02:45:01.000 Hit me.

02:45:02.000 And I found that, like, if I do a $20 bet, there's just no rush.

02:45:08.000 Right.

02:45:08.000 You know, I just go, like, cool.

02:45:10.000 Right.

02:45:10.000 And you get to $100, and you're like, yeah, cool.

02:45:13.000 Get to $500.

02:45:14.000 Then you start to go, like, ooh.

02:45:15.000 This is real money.

02:45:16.000 I'm going to lose 10 of these.

02:45:17.000 Yeah.

02:45:17.000 $5,000.

02:45:18.000 Yeah, that starts to get you.

02:45:19.000 But then when you win that, you're like, yeah. 1.00

02:45:22.000 It's so stupid. 1.00

02:45:23.000 It's so stupid. 1.00

02:45:24.000 It's so stupid. 1.00

02:45:24.000 I remember when I used to do gigs in Connecticut. 1.00

02:45:27.000 I went to this casino in Connecticut. 0.99

02:45:29.000 It was, like, one of them fucking... 0.96

02:45:31.000 You know, one of those weird casinos that's very nice for where it is. 0.98

02:45:35.000 Yeah.

02:45:35.000 And you're wandering around there.

02:45:37.000 I'm like, what paid for this?

02:45:38.000 What paid for this?

02:45:39.000 Yeah.

02:45:39.000 People like me.

02:45:40.000 Don't know what the fuck they're doing. 1.00

02:45:42.000 Banging on slot machines. 0.99

02:45:43.000 I don't even know if they have slot machines in Connecticut.

02:45:45.000 There's some casinos, like in California, where you can only play certain games.

02:45:49.000 Yeah, there's rules about that.

02:45:51.000 Yeah.

02:45:51.000 There's a lot of rules.

02:45:52.000 But man.

02:45:52.000 Yeah, poker casinos.

02:45:53.000 Some of those things you go like, this is so much money.

02:45:56.000 Ari used to make a lot of money playing poker. 0.93

02:45:58.000 Ari used to feed himself playing poker.

02:46:01.000 Poker actually takes skills.

02:46:01.000 Yes, that's skills.

02:46:03.000 That's a skill game.

02:46:04.000 That's a skill game.

02:46:04.000 And I know there's a lot of poker places in LA. Yeah.

02:46:08.000 You know, there's like the bicycle clubs.

02:46:10.000 There's underground games.

02:46:11.000 Oh, yeah.

02:46:12.000 I know about a couple games where people play real money.

02:46:16.000 Yeah, Cowan knows some people who do that.

02:46:18.000 LA has a number of those underground games.

02:46:22.000 And he said the crazy thing is like these guys will just gamble you into a corner where you're talking about so much money you have to fold.

02:46:30.000 Yeah.

02:46:31.000 Like so much money.

02:46:32.000 Yeah.

02:46:33.000 Like they'll just keep upping it.

02:46:34.000 And like he said, there's games where people are gambling millions of dollars. 0.99

02:46:38.000 That's fucking wild. 0.99

02:46:40.000 And they're real players. 0.99

02:46:40.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:46:41.000 Scary.

02:46:42.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:46:42.000 I'm staying away from that shit. 1.00

02:46:43.000 I saw Philip was playing poker online the other night. 1.00

02:46:46.000 Yeah.

02:46:46.000 He did pretty good.

02:46:47.000 Is he good?

02:46:47.000 Yeah, he's playing here.

02:46:48.000 And his wife.

02:46:49.000 They're both legit poker players.

02:46:51.000 There's been a tournament here.

02:46:51.000 I think there was like a hundred grand in the pot or something like that.

02:46:54.000 When I was a pool player, there was always like, pool players are like playing cards and pool players are hated card players.

02:47:01.000 Because card games took away from action.

02:47:04.000 It was when gambling addicts didn't want to play pool because they wanted to play cards.

02:47:08.000 They wanted to play gin rummy.

02:47:10.000 That takes away.

02:47:11.000 They'd gamble on that. 0.99

02:47:13.000 God damn it. 0.99

02:47:14.000 You'd be mad to watch a game break out. 1.00

02:47:16.000 If you told me right now there's a blackjack game we could go play, I'd go play right now.

02:47:19.000 Really?

02:47:19.000 Yeah, it'd be fun.

02:47:21.000 Yeah, it'd be fun.

02:47:23.000 Dana White won $7 million one night.

02:47:25.000 What?

02:47:26.000 He lost a million one night.

02:47:29.000 Lost a million.

02:47:30.000 But he won seven?

02:47:31.000 Won seven.

02:47:32.000 I think that was the night they kicked him out of the palms.

02:47:34.000 That's when they pulled the UFC from the palms.

02:47:35.000 What kind of hands is he playing for that? 0.99

02:47:37.000 Who fucking knows? 0.99

02:47:39.000 He's very rich, right? 0.99

02:47:40.000 So for a guy like that, it's got to be juicy to get him excited.

02:47:44.000 I stood around one time at the win, and I just watched a guy who was alone at the table.

02:47:51.000 His lady was right next to him, and he was just doing $10,000 a hand.

02:47:55.000 And I was like, God!

02:47:57.000 Just watching them go like, boop, no, ten.

02:48:00.000 Oh my god.

02:48:01.000 Ten.

02:48:02.000 I mean, I was like, Jesus.

02:48:03.000 That just gives me anxiety just sitting there.

02:48:05.000 Yeah, watching it, I was like, oh my god.

02:48:06.000 Because it's so addictive.

02:48:08.000 And he wasn't reacting to wins or losses.

02:48:12.000 Oh boy.

02:48:12.000 He was just like, that can't be good.

02:48:14.000 No.

02:48:14.000 That can't be good.

02:48:15.000 No.

02:48:16.000 He's broken.

02:48:16.000 I gotta pee real bad.

02:48:17.000 Yeah, you want to wrap it up?

02:48:18.000 Sure, I have a special out.

02:48:19.000 I should say that.

02:48:20.000 I haven't even mentioned it.

02:48:21.000 We haven't even talked about it.

02:48:22.000 No.

02:48:22.000 It's out to this day that it comes out.

02:48:25.000 It's my fifth special.

02:48:27.000 It's called Sledgehammer. 0.98

02:48:28.000 Look at you, you handsome devil. 0.85

02:48:30.000 Do you notice the difference when you look back at your old ones? 1.00

02:48:33.000 Do you ever see, like, Netflix recommends, look at that old one and go, holy shit, look at me now. 0.86

02:48:37.000 That's dramatic, yeah. 1.00

02:48:37.000 Look at you, you fucking handsome prick. 1.00

02:48:39.000 That's in November. 1.00

02:48:40.000 I'm 10 or 12 pounds more there.

02:48:42.000 Wow.

02:48:43.000 You look great.

02:48:44.000 Thanks, man.

02:48:45.000 And special's awesome. 0.98

02:48:46.000 I mean, your fucking set is so tight. 0.98

02:48:49.000 You know what it was too, Joe? 1.00

02:48:50.000 Is that extra year.

02:48:52.000 I did an extra year.

02:48:53.000 Yeah.

02:48:54.000 Pandemic obviously influenced that, but it made me realize how much better this hour is than any hour I've done.

02:49:01.000 Yeah.

02:49:01.000 I toured another year with it.

02:49:03.000 Yeah.

02:49:03.000 I mean, that's a long time.

02:49:04.000 Tight.

02:49:05.000 My last show of this whole tour, I did 303 shows on this tour.

02:49:09.000 That is so bananas. 0.99

02:49:10.000 It's fucking bananas. 1.00

02:49:10.000 What a great name though. 1.00

02:49:11.000 I'm coming everywhere.

02:49:12.000 Yeah, it's a good tour name.

02:49:14.000 It was in Iceland.

02:49:15.000 My last show was in...

02:49:16.000 Sledgehammer.

02:49:17.000 Yeah.

02:49:18.000 Why Sledgehammer? 1.00

02:49:20.000 My dick compared to my son's, his looks like a sledgehammer. 1.00

02:49:29.000 Netflix. 1.00

02:49:29.000 Yeah, it's on Netflix now. 1.00

02:49:32.000 I realized something.

02:49:34.000 It was the very final show.

02:49:36.000 I mean, it's a wildly different hour on the 303rd show than the first one, right?

02:49:42.000 Probably 40 minutes different.

02:49:43.000 But I was in such control.

02:49:47.000 I realized that on that last show that I was doing...

02:49:51.000 I did, you know, I opened with, like, some local stuff, and I did some stuff I wrote in Europe, because I was touring Europe, and then I got into, like, that meat of the hour set, and I was like, yeah, this is when you tour for that long and do this many shows, that you were like, I've, like,

02:50:06.000 I just owned it in a way that, and I was aware of it.

02:50:09.000 I was like, I just...

02:50:10.000 Own this.

02:50:10.000 I think it's a numbers thing.

02:50:12.000 I really do.

02:50:13.000 I think it's like what, you know, in the Malcolm Gladwell book about the Beatles when they played in Hamburg.

02:50:18.000 The thousands of hours.

02:50:19.000 Thousands of hours.

02:50:20.000 Thousands of shows.

02:50:22.000 Listen, it's awesome.

02:50:23.000 I'm super happy for you.

02:50:23.000 Thank you.

02:50:24.000 Thanks.

02:50:24.000 I hope you guys enjoy it.

02:50:26.000 It was a really fun special.

02:50:28.000 I hope you enjoy it.

02:50:28.000 Bye, everybody.

02:50:29.000 Thanks, guys.

02:50:30.000 Happy Fourth of July.

The Joe Rogan Experience - July 04, 2023

Joe Rogan Experience #2005 - Tom Segura

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