The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience #201 - EverLast

00:00:03.000 Oh, sweet Jesus!

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00:01:36.000 It's boring as fuck, man. 0.99

00:01:38.000 I don't want to eat kale shakes in the morning. 1.00

00:01:40.000 I'd rather have some leftover spare ribs or a protein shake with something delicious, but...

00:01:47.000 I do.

00:01:48.000 And I do take vitamins and I do feel a difference.

00:01:51.000 I've gone.

00:01:51.000 I've experimented.

00:01:53.000 I've tried no vitamins, eat like shit. 1.00

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00:03:11.000 And soon, kettlebells. 1.00

00:03:12.000 Kettlebells are almost here within a couple of weeks.

00:03:14.000 They're awesome looking.

00:03:15.000 Dude, I can't tell.

00:03:17.000 Don't say anything about that one yet.

00:03:18.000 No.

00:03:18.000 But the regular ones, we're going to have the cheap, we're going to have, not cheap, high quality, best quality available, but they're going to be inexpensive.

00:03:26.000 We're trying to make kettlebells as cheap as possible, but the best quality possible and only sell it on the internet.

00:03:35.000 Let me see if you can work out a deal with shipping.

00:03:37.000 I think we can...

00:03:39.000 Make them very reasonable.

00:03:40.000 Because I think everybody's trying to make money.

00:03:42.000 You should make them smell like blueberries or something great.

00:03:44.000 If they're working out, it smells like vanilla.

00:03:46.000 That doesn't help dudes, bro.

00:03:47.000 That only helps you.

00:03:49.000 That would help you sit down and just start smelling, oh, it's working out, but it smells like vanilla.

00:03:52.000 Come here.

00:03:53.000 You'd call your girlfriend, honey, come here.

00:03:55.000 It smells like vanilla.

00:03:55.000 I'm sure it's relaxing, though.

00:03:56.000 Isn't that a real thing? 0.99

00:03:58.000 Yeah, but I don't think you want to be relaxing while you're fucking throwing some kettlebells around, son. 0.99

00:04:02.000 You might let one go and throw it through a fucking wall or something. 1.00

00:04:04.000 Start a goddamn electrical fire! 1.00

00:04:07.000 Be careful. 1.00

00:04:09.000 Kettlebells, be very careful. 1.00

00:04:10.000 You gotta know what the fuck you're doing. 1.00

00:04:11.000 Start light. 0.99

00:04:12.000 They're tough to do.

00:04:13.000 135 pounder.

00:04:14.000 I'm a manly man, okay? 0.99

00:04:15.000 And 135 pounder is a fucking serious workout. 0.98

00:04:18.000 There's a lot of them. 0.98

00:04:18.000 There's an extreme kettlebell cardio workout that this guy put out. 0.98

00:04:21.000 I forget who it is.

00:04:22.000 He sells a video on dragondoor.com.

00:04:24.000 It's a great workout video. 1.00

00:04:26.000 And this fucking guy does it all with 135 pound kettlebell. 1.00

00:04:29.000 And you're dying by the end of it, man. 1.00

00:04:31.000 It's brutality.

00:04:33.000 So that's the next level. 1.00

00:04:35.000 Alright, bitches. 1.00

00:04:36.000 Everlast is here. 0.99

00:04:38.000 What up, man?

00:04:39.000 He's gonna play some music.

00:04:40.000 We're gonna have some fun.

00:04:41.000 Experience.

00:04:42.000 Train by day.

00:04:43.000 Joe Rogan podcast by night.

00:04:44.000 All day.

00:04:49.000 Change the...

00:04:51.000 What happened?

00:04:55.000 What was all that speed thing?

00:04:57.000 I was playing around. 1.00

00:04:58.000 What were you experimenting with, you fucking freak? 0.99

00:05:01.000 One of my good friends in the music business, one of the coolest motherfuckers I know, and one of the dudes that, you know, when I think about, like, wow, I'm friends with Everlast, it might not be a big deal to you because you're Everlast, but when I was a fan of House of Pain, you know, when I first moved to California, you know, to me, it's just cool as fuck to just sit here and kick it with you. 0.99

00:05:21.000 You know how we doing, man. 0.95

00:05:23.000 I appreciate that, man.

00:05:25.000 Yo, I gotta also say, man, last time I came on here, we joked around about my Twitter.

00:05:30.000 There was like 6,000 people on it, man.

00:05:32.000 There's like 16,000 now, and I swear to God, at least 9 of those 10,000 came straight from this show.

00:05:38.000 I'm sure.

00:05:39.000 Well, they didn't know.

00:05:40.000 It's OG Everlast, folks, if those of you are looking for them, because I'm sure there's a lot of fake Everlast fans.

00:05:44.000 I don't know.

00:05:46.000 There must be.

00:05:47.000 There's a whole bunch.

00:05:49.000 It's hard finding someone on Twitter that's correct.

00:05:52.000 It's a real person.

00:05:53.000 I actually got one of those little check marks recently.

00:05:56.000 I'm me.

00:05:57.000 I'm actually me now.

00:05:58.000 Those are tricky.

00:05:59.000 You've got to get those.

00:06:00.000 The most positive bunch of people I've ever seen from the Joe Rogan podcast.

00:06:05.000 Dude, it's crazy, isn't it?

00:06:06.000 I was waiting for some...

00:06:10.000 I was like, you know, I was inevitably someone that's going to come.

00:06:13.000 It wasn't none of that.

00:06:14.000 It was crazy.

00:06:15.000 They're amazingly nice.

00:06:17.000 It's the craziest group of people.

00:06:19.000 You know, I had a guy come up to me at this show this weekend, and the dude was actually crying.

00:06:24.000 He had, like, tears in his eyes.

00:06:25.000 And he said that one of our podcasts where me and Brian Cowan were talking about what's wrong with you when you're a hater and what it's really all about.

00:06:32.000 It's really all about just being dissatisfied with yourself.

00:06:36.000 And then you look at someone and you try to chop them down or you try to attack their weaknesses or find their flaws.

00:06:42.000 But really what most of that comes from is a feeling of unease about your own life.

00:06:48.000 Absolutely.

00:06:48.000 It's all of it.

00:06:49.000 And this guy said that it changed his life.

00:06:51.000 He said he literally stopped behaving that way.

00:06:54.000 He goes, I realized what I was doing.

00:06:56.000 He goes, I realized what I was doing right there. 1.00

00:06:58.000 He goes, I was just an asshole. 1.00

00:06:59.000 I didn't even know why I was an asshole. 1.00

00:07:02.000 I couldn't help being an asshole. 0.99

00:07:04.000 He goes, but just spelling that out, that it was really all just me being frustrated about myself. 0.99

00:07:08.000 He goes, I couldn't see that without you pointing it out.

00:07:11.000 But now I see it so clear, it's changed my life.

00:07:14.000 He's like, it just opened a door that I can never shut again.

00:07:17.000 And then he kissed you.

00:07:18.000 He gave me a little tongue.

00:07:20.000 Reached in, a little reach.

00:07:22.000 People don't realize your brain is extremely kind.

00:07:25.000 If there's something that's bothering it, it'll tuck it behind anything it can and just tell you to ignore it.

00:07:31.000 And sometimes it's easy to just move in a chair out the way and be like, homie, look. 0.84

00:07:36.000 That's why you're upset.

00:07:37.000 Daddy did you wrong.

00:07:39.000 Almost always, right?

00:07:42.000 The mind is incredibly complex, and none of us have a guidebook for it.

00:07:47.000 That's a real problem.

00:07:48.000 Nobody really, you know, you could join a religion, or you could join a, you know, a cult, or maybe, you know, become a monk or something, and they give you some guidelines, and you could do it their way.

00:07:58.000 But that might not be the way.

00:08:00.000 The way is your way.

00:08:02.000 It could be different than my way. 0.99

00:08:03.000 There's a lot of goddamn ways. 0.98

00:08:04.000 There's a lot of ways. 0.98

00:08:05.000 But there's principles that you need to get through, like truth and honesty and kindness.

00:08:10.000 They sound weak.

00:08:11.000 We talked about this last time, that it takes a lot of strength to be a loving person, to just be open and loving.

00:08:17.000 You've got to expose yourself.

00:08:19.000 And it sounds...

00:08:20.000 The insecure people don't want to think like that.

00:08:22.000 They want to think there's something wrong with it. 1.00

00:08:24.000 Why are you fucking queer? 1.00

00:08:25.000 What are you talking love? 1.00

00:08:27.000 That's ridiculous. 0.99

00:08:27.000 You don't want more love in your life? 0.99

00:08:30.000 Everybody should want more love.

00:08:31.000 It doesn't mean you're weak.

00:08:32.000 It doesn't mean you're whack.

00:08:33.000 That person, usually more than anybody else, wants love in their life.

00:08:36.000 Almost always.

00:08:37.000 They don't know that everybody can see it.

00:08:40.000 Because I've been that dude.

00:08:41.000 I've been that angry dude and didn't know that everybody could see. 0.99

00:08:44.000 Like, what the fuck is wrong with you, man? 0.99

00:08:46.000 Why are you so tightly wound? 1.00

00:08:48.000 Why are you looking to smack people? 1.00

00:08:50.000 What the fuck is that all about? 1.00

00:08:51.000 Well, it's always some shit that has almost nothing to do with what's going on right in front of you. 1.00

00:08:56.000 Yeah, I mean, shit, I'm 42, man, and I probably only figured it out nine months ago. 0.99

00:09:02.000 I think I figured it out last week. 0.99

00:09:04.000 I don't know, man.

00:09:05.000 I think it comes and goes.

00:09:06.000 I think that any real feeling of figuring anything out to me is always, like, real fleeting, and I never feel confident enough to even say I have it figured out, ever.

00:09:17.000 You know, it's always, to me, it's always just... 0.94

00:09:20.000 I'm just trying to keep my fucking head above water like everybody else. 0.86

00:09:24.000 Just trying to maintain, be nice, enjoy. 0.99

00:09:28.000 There's no mastery of this fucking thing. 0.99

00:09:30.000 This is a ride. 1.00

00:09:31.000 We're on top of a fucking seven mile high wave, man. 1.00

00:09:35.000 Just because the boat is turning the correct direction doesn't mean we have any control of this fuck. 1.00

00:09:40.000 No control of this crazy life. 1.00

00:09:43.000 Absolutely not.

00:09:44.000 You just got to enjoy, try to ride that wave as best you can and try to do the best you can to enhance yourself.

00:09:49.000 Enhance your environment.

00:09:52.000 Enhance your friendships, you know?

00:09:55.000 Right? 0.99

00:09:56.000 That sounds like a goddamn Everlast song! 0.99

00:09:59.000 You know, I'm gonna make you cry today, man. 1.00

00:10:02.000 I bet you will.

00:10:03.000 You were making me cry when you were warming up, man. 1.00

00:10:04.000 I had to go out and take a shit. 0.99

00:10:06.000 I was like, I'm gonna have to drop some weight in here. 0.99

00:10:08.000 This is too good.

00:10:11.000 What do you got for us, man?

00:10:13.000 You want me to just get down?

00:10:15.000 Whatever you want to do.

00:10:16.000 Are we ready?

00:10:17.000 Dude, we have one of my favorite artists and a guitar in the room, man.

00:10:22.000 Get down, get down. 0.99

00:10:23.000 We can always talk.

00:10:24.000 It'll be fun, you know.

00:10:25.000 It'll be fun, you know.

00:10:41.000 It's all been done.

00:10:43.000 The war is over.

00:10:44.000 Battles won.

00:10:46.000 Sour grapes.

00:10:47.000 Sweet revenge.

00:10:49.000 Heaven starts right where hell ends.

00:10:52.000 She was young.

00:10:54.000 Seventeen.

00:10:55.000 She felt so soft.

00:10:56.000 She smelled so clean.

00:10:58.000 Her aim was true.

00:11:00.000 Her heart was pure.

00:11:03.000 To the day that her daddy walked out the door.

00:11:09.000 She's looking for a man and so much more But her Uncle Sam sent him off to war Little Miss America In all of your glory She loved the paparazzi She's trying to sell her story She's gonna write a movie She wanna be a star It's

00:12:04.000 been 18 months since I've seen home.

00:12:10.000 I get a purple heart, get a GI loan.

00:12:15.000 They say, God bless us every child with his own.

00:12:21.000 But we're all gonna die in the dark alone.

00:12:27.000 Little Miss America, and now to your glory, she lies with paparazzi. 0.98

00:12:37.000 She's trying to sell her story She's gonna write a movie She won't be a star Little Miss America Where did you get that scar? 1.00

00:12:52.000 Back at home, it's kinda strange.

00:12:55.000 Ain't nothing happening, ain't nothing changed.

00:12:58.000 Same old rules, same old game.

00:13:01.000 And still I'm haunted by the names of all the friends left behind.

00:13:07.000 They weigh so heavy on my mind.

00:13:10.000 At night I miss going out on patrol.

00:13:15.000 The desert wind turned my warm heart cold.

00:13:21.000 Little Miss America, now to your glory.

00:13:27.000 She's like the paparazzi, yeah. 0.99

00:13:30.000 She's trying to sell her story. 1.00

00:13:33.000 She's gonna write a movie.

00:13:36.000 She won't be your star.

00:13:39.000 Little Miss America, where did you get that scar? 1.00

00:13:44.000 Where did you get that scar? - Ah!

00:13:55.000 Where did you get that scar?

00:13:58.000 Where did you get that scar?

00:14:03.000 That was heavy, dude.

00:14:18.000 That was heavy.

00:14:20.000 Thank you. 0.99

00:14:20.000 Damn. 0.99

00:14:22.000 That was great. 1.00

00:14:24.000 That's heavy.

00:14:26.000 Wrote that when I went over to play for the boys in Iraq.

00:14:30.000 That must have been a trip.

00:14:32.000 I haven't been over there, but I've hung out with a lot of those guys on the bases when we do UFC shows, military shows.

00:14:37.000 Man. 0.99

00:14:38.000 It's a fucking tough life, man. 1.00

00:14:40.000 It's a different breed of folk, man. 0.99

00:14:42.000 God bless them, and we wouldn't exist without them.

00:14:45.000 Yeah, we wouldn't exist without them.

00:14:47.000 I just don't like the people that are putting them in places that I don't think they should think.

00:14:50.000 Absolutely.

00:14:51.000 Well, I mean, I was brought over there, and I had just released an album that was vehemently making statements against the administration and the war.

00:15:00.000 But when I was invited over there...

00:15:06.000 They didn't ask me about anything.

00:15:08.000 Where I look at it is, most of these cats was trying to get some college money.

00:15:12.000 That's it.

00:15:13.000 I believe in something, too.

00:15:16.000 Well, that's what it used to be.

00:15:17.000 That's when Pat Tillman signed up.

00:15:19.000 That's what he did.

00:15:20.000 He left the NFL. He was like, you know what?

00:15:22.000 I believe in this.

00:15:23.000 This is real.

00:15:24.000 Our country's being attacked.

00:15:25.000 Then when he got over there, he was one of the biggest critics of the war ever.

00:15:28.000 Once he got over there, him and his brother, his brother doesn't even believe it was friendly fire.

00:15:33.000 You know, his brother thinks they had him killed.

00:15:36.000 I believe.

00:15:37.000 I mean, they covered up this whole story about friendly fire.

00:15:41.000 They pretended that he died in war. 0.99

00:15:43.000 By the time he was over there, he realized what a clusterfuck it was. 0.98

00:15:48.000 The whole thing is a mess, man. 0.98

00:15:52.000 The people behind it, though, the people that were willing to sign up and be heroes and really go and fight the enemy in their mind, that's an incredibly brave thing.

00:16:02.000 Yeah, man, that's... 0.65

00:16:03.000 Which is the most fucked up thing about it is the idea that brave people get manipulated. 0.98

00:16:10.000 In the name of money. 0.98

00:16:12.000 What was shocking to me was how young these cats were and how much responsibility they carried on their shoulders.

00:16:21.000 And I thought about myself at 22 or 24. This guy's running a squad of tanks.

00:16:28.000 And I was probably passed out drunk in a bar or something. 1.00

00:16:33.000 Yeah, no shit. 0.99

00:16:34.000 You know what I mean? 0.99

00:16:36.000 So it was like, you know, it was just give and do.

00:16:39.000 I went out there, and they were, I mean, it was like the most appreciative.

00:16:42.000 Like, they thank you so much just for going.

00:16:45.000 And it's just bananas.

00:16:46.000 I was like, I was privileged to go, and I'd go back in a heartbeat.

00:16:50.000 It's just so scary to be over there. 0.99

00:16:53.000 It's so scary to be in such a fucked up place in the world. 0.81

00:16:57.000 It's, you know, most people that live in this side live in nice cities, drive nice cars, you know, exist in a peaceful state of harmony. 0.96

00:17:05.000 We're barely even aware.

00:17:07.000 That there's some people that are mostly financially unfortunate at this point. 0.97

00:17:11.000 Mostly just not a lot of fucking opportunities where they live at this point. 0.97

00:17:15.000 And they're getting shipped off to some crazy country on the other side of the world that's just filled with death and despair. 0.99

00:17:22.000 Like, most people don't even know.

00:17:24.000 Like, you know, this guy that snapped recently and killed those people in Afghanistan, you know that story?

00:17:29.000 Yeah, he did like three tours.

00:17:30.000 He did a gang of tours.

00:17:32.000 Not only that, he thought he was going to get off combat duty.

00:17:34.000 They were dangling it over his head.

00:17:36.000 He was losing his house back home, and I'm not making any excuses for this guy, but the day of, he watched one of his friends get his legs blown off.

00:17:46.000 And then I guess he just snapped.

00:17:47.000 He doesn't even remember it.

00:17:49.000 He says he doesn't remember it.

00:17:50.000 Who knows? 0.99

00:17:52.000 They manipulate the fuck out of these people, man. 0.95

00:17:55.000 I know a dude who had only 20 days left on a 20-year bid with the Army Reserve. 0.98

00:18:02.000 And then with 20 days left, he was going to retire.

00:18:05.000 They sent him to Iraq for a year and a half.

00:18:08.000 They can just do that.

00:18:09.000 They send them back again, too.

00:18:10.000 Once they send you once, they can send you again.

00:18:12.000 You literally work for them forever.

00:18:15.000 You cannot quit.

00:18:16.000 There is no time.

00:18:17.000 They forever have an option.

00:18:21.000 That's insanity.

00:18:22.000 An option. 0.99

00:18:23.000 The fact that we allow that, man, that's really fucked up. 0.99

00:18:27.000 That's a trap. 0.98

00:18:29.000 I'll tell you like this.

00:18:30.000 I'm honestly, you know, and if I was young, I'd still be saying this.

00:18:34.000 I ain't saying it because I'm past whatever age.

00:18:36.000 But I think, To a certain degree, it should be.

00:18:40.000 You turn 18, you want to have certain privileges in this country, you should go do your two-year service.

00:18:44.000 You know what I mean? 0.99

00:18:45.000 Change a lot of shit, I'll tell you that. 0.99

00:18:47.000 Yeah, because every senator's kid would be in there. 1.00

00:18:49.000 Every governor and president's kid would have to do it.

00:18:53.000 But that'll never happen.

00:18:55.000 You're right.

00:18:56.000 You know, I think in principle...

00:19:00.000 And we'd have a standing army at all times of what?

00:19:02.000 15 million people?

00:19:04.000 Jesus Christ.

00:19:05.000 More than that, wouldn't it?

00:19:07.000 How many young people do we have?

00:19:09.000 What do we have now?

00:19:11.000 I bet it's probably 15 million now.

00:19:12.000 How many people are in the army?

00:19:14.000 Seven.

00:19:17.000 Number of US military...

00:19:19.000 How many times have you been over there?

00:19:22.000 A once.

00:19:24.000 But I'll go back any day.

00:19:26.000 Now you, like me, have a daughter.

00:19:29.000 That's when you see dudes who have daughters over there and you think about you being over there.

00:19:33.000 I believe my wife was pregnant when I went.

00:19:36.000 Wow.

00:19:37.000 Yeah.

00:19:38.000 You know what's weird, Joe?

00:19:39.000 I was listening to some old Howard Stearns. 0.99

00:19:42.000 I don't know if you've been listening to the Kinnison shit. 0.97

00:19:43.000 And somebody said something on the Howard Stearns show and he was like, is that true? 0.98

00:19:47.000 But he didn't have a computer to go.

00:19:49.000 How many people in the military?

00:19:50.000 So I was just thinking, how weird is that?

00:19:51.000 Howard had no idea.

00:19:53.000 There was no way for him to check that at all.

00:19:55.000 So he just pretty much was like, alright, I guess I have to believe this. 1.00

00:19:57.000 Yeah, you could talk all kinds of crazy shit back then. 1.00

00:20:00.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:20:01.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:20:02.000 That's good shit, though. 0.99

00:20:03.000 All week he's having Sam Kinison on. 1.00

00:20:04.000 Yeah, I listened to it today.

00:20:05.000 It's crazy.

00:20:06.000 From 1988. It's weird.

00:20:09.000 You know?

00:20:09.000 It's when I first started doing comedy.

00:20:11.000 Yeah.

00:20:12.000 And because of Sam Kinison, too, this is the first dude that I ever heard that I was like, well, that's comedy, too?

00:20:18.000 Yeah, that was crazy.

00:20:19.000 I remember when the first time I saw him, it was a shock.

00:20:22.000 It was like, wow, that's new.

00:20:23.000 Yeah, that dude changed the whole game.

00:20:25.000 He changed comedy, man.

00:20:27.000 He went hard on the religious stuff at the time when that was...

00:20:30.000 And he got away with it, too, because he was a former priest.

00:20:32.000 Yeah, he was a preacher that turned the other way. 0.75

00:20:35.000 It was, like, crazy.

00:20:35.000 He was classic.

00:20:37.000 Does he have daughters, right?

00:20:38.000 Or does he have any daughters?

00:20:40.000 Yeah, well, he has them with his friend's wife.

00:20:43.000 Do you know that whole story?

00:20:44.000 No, I don't think so.

00:20:46.000 You know that whole story?

00:20:48.000 He had a good... 0.99

00:20:50.000 Fuck, I'm blanking on the dude's name now. 1.00

00:20:54.000 The dude with the shaved head. 1.00

00:20:55.000 Oh my god.

00:20:55.000 Don Barris.

00:20:56.000 Oh, shut up, Brian. 1.00

00:20:58.000 No. 1.00

00:20:59.000 Fuck, I can't believe him. 1.00

00:21:01.000 Carl LeBeau. 1.00

00:21:01.000 Carl LeBeau was his buddy and his road partner. 1.00

00:21:04.000 He opened for Kinnison on the road.

00:21:06.000 And apparently, Kinnison was banging his wife.

00:21:08.000 And he didn't even know about it.

00:21:10.000 And he had a kid with this chick.

00:21:11.000 And he thought it was his kid.

00:21:12.000 It's Kinnison's kid.

00:21:14.000 Wow.

00:21:14.000 So the whole time he's been raising this kid thinking it was his, it was his best friend.

00:21:19.000 Wow. 1.00

00:21:19.000 His best friend, what a shithead. 1.00

00:21:21.000 Wow. 1.00

00:21:22.000 Banging his friend's wife. 0.98

00:21:24.000 Wow. 1.00

00:21:24.000 Not only that, without a condom, you fucking dirty bitch. 1.00

00:21:29.000 He was crazy. 1.00

00:21:30.000 You know, they said with Kinnison, it was a head injury that changed his whole life.

00:21:34.000 He was a kid.

00:21:34.000 He got hit by a truck.

00:21:36.000 Said, completely changed his personality.

00:21:38.000 Like, completely.

00:21:39.000 Became a totally different person.

00:21:40.000 Became reckless and crazy and loud and wild.

00:21:43.000 Before that, he was like a regular, calm, sort of a peaceful kid.

00:21:48.000 Maybe he didn't see another side and just realized or decided he was going ham.

00:21:55.000 Could be, right?

00:21:56.000 Yeah, he crossed over for a second. 0.98

00:21:58.000 Or I think it's just head injuries in general are fucking really bad for you. 1.00

00:22:03.000 Getting your head fucked up is not good. 0.99

00:22:05.000 For some people, it changes their personality. 1.00

00:22:07.000 I've heard of dudes that became depressed.

00:22:10.000 They got just knocked out once and then they started getting bad depression all the time.

00:22:15.000 They had a really hard time being happy.

00:22:17.000 Wow.

00:22:18.000 Just one concussion.

00:22:19.000 You know?

00:22:20.000 Golf ball to the head. 1.00

00:22:21.000 I know a dude who was fucked up by a golf ball to the head. 1.00

00:22:23.000 Except for six months. 1.00

00:22:25.000 He was just a mess.

00:22:27.000 Six months, man.

00:22:28.000 That's crazy, man.

00:22:29.000 Yeah.

00:22:30.000 Yeah, and that's another thing that's going on with these soldiers.

00:22:32.000 You know, the UFC has done a few of these fight for the troops for traumatic brain injury.

00:22:39.000 I remember I did one of those little PSAs for it. 0.98

00:22:41.000 Yeah, that's some shit that's happening now. 0.95

00:22:46.000 Before it closed, I actually did a visit at Walter Reed where they have all the cats who got hit with the IUDs. 0.97

00:22:54.000 That will change your perspective because there's dudes there with literally half a body and talking like, I wish I could go back because I got homies there and I need... 1.00

00:23:07.000 It's crazy.

00:23:08.000 Kid got two artificial legs talking about he's getting ready to join the DEA. Wow.

00:23:15.000 Some crazy shit don't make your problems seem real, real small. 0.99

00:23:19.000 I think that sense of camaraderie that a lot of those guys have with each other too, it hits a crazy level. 0.99

00:23:25.000 It hits a level that the average person, a civilian, is probably never going to experience.

00:23:30.000 Well, the level of panic and fear and emotion in a moment of death, and then you're sharing it, so whatever secret you got is going to come to the surface.

00:23:39.000 Not necessarily like you're going to yell out your secrets, I'm saying, but if you're a guy who's going to cry while you're fighting or whatever, all that's coming out. 0.98

00:23:47.000 You know, you're going to bond over that kind of shit, I would imagine.

00:23:50.000 That's why fight camps are always so close to, you know, like an MMA fight camp. 0.99

00:23:55.000 For sure.

00:23:55.000 Or martial arts schools.

00:23:56.000 All that shit. 1.00

00:23:57.000 You experience something really scary together. 1.00

00:23:59.000 You know, it's not as scary as war, but anything bonding.

00:24:02.000 What's the old saying?

00:24:02.000 There's no atheists in foxholes, man.

00:24:04.000 Yeah.

00:24:07.000 Indeed, indeed.

00:24:08.000 So what else you got for us, man?

00:24:10.000 Hey, somebody put a request in that I agree with 100%.

00:24:12.000 What's that? 0.99

00:24:13.000 I'd love your fucking cover of Folsom Prison Brews. 0.99

00:24:16.000 I'll get there. 0.99

00:24:16.000 It won't have the lead, like, do-do-do-do-do-do, because I only got one guitar. 0.99

00:24:22.000 Brian can do it with his mouth.

00:24:23.000 We're kind of talking about a subject.

00:24:26.000 Brian's got a guitar here.

00:24:27.000 I got a great guitar.

00:24:28.000 I'm going to do this one.

00:24:29.000 This one's called Could you imagine it?

00:24:31.000 Some of us pray Okay Some of us pray Some of us sin

00:24:58.000 Some of us just don't know where to begin Guilty hearted pleasures Got you taking some unorthodox measures Can't help but lose even if you win Some of us pray

00:25:23.000 some of us sin Some of us live, all of us die Some of us just laugh at the others who cry Broken hearted sorrow Got you thinking like there ain't no morrow Some of us can't look each other in the eye Some

00:25:56.000 of us live, all of us die Some of us give, some of us take Some of us just lie in the beds that we make Heart's all torn and busted Double thanking everybody you trusted You can't always fix everything you break Some

00:26:30.000 of us give, some of us take Some of us pray, some of us sin And most of us just don't know where to begin.

00:26:50.000 Guilty hearted pleasures Got you thinking some unorthodox measures Can't help but lose even if you win Some of us pray, some of us sin Some of us pray, some of us sin.

00:27:16.000 Some of us pray, some of us sin Wow First time I've ever done that one live Really?

00:27:29.000 Yup Hold on, let me turn that on Okay Am I back?

00:27:34.000 There we go.

00:27:35.000 That's the first time you've ever done that live?

00:27:36.000 Really?

00:27:36.000 Yeah.

00:27:37.000 Wow, that's awesome.

00:27:38.000 I'm honored.

00:27:39.000 That's crazy.

00:27:39.000 That's badass.

00:27:40.000 I love that song. 0.67

00:27:41.000 Do you sometimes forget the lyrics or the thing, and you have to kind of make shit up on the fly? 0.96

00:27:47.000 Like, oh, I just fucked up a Corsair. 0.93

00:27:49.000 I would kind of bring it back. 0.86

00:27:51.000 Occasionally, which, you know, I was taught by some cats that showed me along the way, if you mess up on the guitar, you know, do it again.

00:28:00.000 Oh, just like go...

00:28:01.000 Do it again.

00:28:02.000 Okay.

00:28:03.000 Make it look like you meant to do it kind of thing, you know what I mean?

00:28:05.000 Or just own it.

00:28:06.000 Just own it and keep it moving, you know?

00:28:09.000 I'll be honest.

00:28:10.000 If I ever mess up terribly, I'll stop.

00:28:14.000 Really?

00:28:15.000 I've done this show.

00:28:15.000 Hold up, man.

00:28:17.000 That sucks right there. 0.99

00:28:19.000 I just really chopped that to hell. 0.98

00:28:21.000 So we're going to start over and make it right.

00:28:23.000 Is there a time limit?

00:28:25.000 If it's like 30 seconds left in the song, you're obviously...

00:28:28.000 Then you're probably not going to do that.

00:28:31.000 It would have to be something that disturbed my groove enough where I couldn't stop thinking about it.

00:28:39.000 Which after 20 some odd years, it would take a pretty big bump in the road.

00:28:44.000 You've been on the road like crazy lately, right?

00:28:46.000 You've been just doing...

00:28:47.000 Yeah, I'm on a new...

00:28:48.000 I love playing music, man.

00:28:50.000 We've been doing a combo with live band stuff.

00:28:53.000 And like I said, I just did a run of acoustic shows and I really enjoyed it.

00:28:58.000 When you do acoustic, just you and the guitar, that's it?

00:29:00.000 Sometimes I'll have another guitar guy sitting with me to cover like lead parts for the, you know, certain songs and a little counter, you know, picking while I'm strumming kind of things just to add to the song a little bit.

00:29:12.000 I was just in Louisville when we were there.

00:29:15.000 The University of Kentucky is playing the University of Louisville in a basketball game.

00:29:22.000 It's like the worst day ever.

00:29:23.000 They hate each other, apparently.

00:29:25.000 They have like a state civil war going on.

00:29:28.000 And so, dude, you got to look at these pictures, man. 1.00

00:29:30.000 Pull this shit up because it's ridiculous. 1.00

00:29:31.000 These dumb motherfuckers, they got all their photos. 1.00

00:29:34.000 These kids rioted. 1.00

00:29:36.000 Kentucky wins, but students lose in basketball riot photos.

00:29:40.000 Yeah.

00:29:41.000 It's on Wired.com.

00:29:44.000 Kentucky wins, but students lose in basketball riot photos. 1.00

00:29:47.000 You gotta see this shit. 1.00

00:29:48.000 These stupid motherfuckers. 1.00

00:29:49.000 All their pictures are all on the internet. 1.00

00:29:52.000 They don't know anymore. 1.00

00:29:53.000 This is not the same world, bitch. 1.00

00:29:55.000 It's not the 70s. 1.00

00:29:56.000 Yeah, you can't just riot.

00:29:57.000 I can reflect on like, man, I used to love shows like Deadwood. 0.99

00:30:01.000 And I'd be like, man, if I lived in the 18-somethings, man, I would have been shooting a motherfucking cat, dog. 0.99

00:30:07.000 I would have shot a dude. 1.00

00:30:09.000 Totally. 0.88

00:30:10.000 What you gonna do?

00:30:11.000 Who's catching me?

00:30:12.000 You better be a good shot.

00:30:13.000 Look at this girl. 1.00

00:30:14.000 She pulls her top up and all these dudes are groping her and shit and she's screaming. 1.00

00:30:18.000 They are wild in Kentucky, man. 1.00

00:30:20.000 Wow.

00:30:21.000 That is a different breed of human.

00:30:22.000 That's not Kentucky, though, man.

00:30:23.000 That's the university.

00:30:24.000 That's America, homies. 1.00

00:30:25.000 And those aren't white hands. 0.97

00:30:26.000 That's America, dog. 1.00

00:30:27.000 Those are mostly black hands on that white girl's titties. 1.00

00:30:30.000 And she's a redhead. 1.00

00:30:31.000 Oh.

00:30:32.000 Yeah.

00:30:33.000 Brian's upset.

00:30:35.000 Hits a little too close to home.

00:30:37.000 Done it, dog.

00:30:37.000 Look at this.

00:30:38.000 This guy's got blood all over him. 1.00

00:30:40.000 He broke his hands open trying to smash a windshield with his fucking fists. 0.99

00:30:45.000 He's bleeding off of his hands. 1.00

00:30:46.000 And they got a close-up of this dickhead's face. 1.00

00:30:49.000 Wow. 1.00

00:30:50.000 You dummies are going to do time. 1.00

00:30:52.000 You stupid fucks. 1.00

00:30:53.000 Lighting cars on fire. 1.00

00:30:54.000 You cunts. 1.00

00:30:55.000 How come you can't just celebrate, you shitheads? 1.00

00:30:58.000 You know what's funny? 0.99

00:30:58.000 See that crowd photo right there? 0.99

00:31:00.000 Somewhere in there is a kid that in 20 years is going to be running for Senate.

00:31:06.000 And this picture's gonna come up.

00:31:08.000 He was there when they rioted.

00:31:10.000 And he's also listening to us right now. 1.00

00:31:12.000 It's that little fucker right there. 1.00

00:31:14.000 Yeah, he looks kind of like... 1.00

00:31:15.000 He's the one.

00:31:16.000 He looks like a young newt.

00:31:18.000 A young Sid Torum.

00:31:20.000 Yeah.

00:31:21.000 What are you doing?

00:31:22.000 You playing a commercial?

00:31:23.000 No, I just want to talk about the style and performance of a brand new Hyundai.

00:31:26.000 Is that a Hyundai?

00:31:27.000 Yeah.

00:31:27.000 Hyundais look like Mercedes-Benz now.

00:31:30.000 It's amazing.

00:31:31.000 You see that thing?

00:31:32.000 Yeah.

00:31:32.000 That new Hyundai?

00:31:33.000 Yeah, these stupid fucking kids, man. 1.00

00:31:35.000 This shit annoys the fuck out of me because everybody knew it was going to happen. 1.00

00:31:37.000 They all knew it. 1.00

00:31:39.000 Was it crazy there?

00:31:41.000 Kentucky Gentleman in his hand.

00:31:43.000 That's what he's drinking.

00:31:45.000 Was it crazy? 0.96

00:31:46.000 Was it your audiences psycho? 0.97

00:31:47.000 Couldn't be better.

00:31:49.000 Couldn't have been better audiences on earth.

00:31:51.000 It was impossible.

00:31:52.000 Duncan got a round of applause and a standing ovation.

00:31:55.000 Not just a round of applause, a standing ovation.

00:31:57.000 Every show, going on stage.

00:31:59.000 Going on stage, he was getting standing ovations.

00:32:02.000 They couldn't have been nicer, friendlier, more fun. 1.00

00:32:05.000 Louisville was the shit. 1.00

00:32:07.000 It's a fun place. 1.00

00:32:08.000 That's the beautiful thing about clubs like the improv, like high-end clubs, is they develop people that are fans of comedy, too.

00:32:16.000 There's not a lot of places in the country where you can guarantee you're going to see national-level comedians, but all the improvs, all big-name comics are going to come through.

00:32:29.000 They couldn't have been any better, man.

00:32:30.000 That place was amazing. 1.00

00:32:32.000 Louisville's the shit. 1.00

00:32:33.000 Yeah, man. 1.00

00:32:33.000 I gotta get to a show. 1.00

00:32:35.000 I haven't been to one in a minute, man.

00:32:36.000 Next time you're in my neck of the woods down south.

00:32:39.000 I'm about to lay down a video.

00:32:42.000 I say lay down because I'm talking to a musician.

00:32:43.000 Lay down.

00:32:44.000 You're dropping some beats over there, Joe.

00:32:45.000 When I'm talking to musicians, man, I like to use their language.

00:32:48.000 You gonna lay down that video?

00:32:50.000 I like that, though, man.

00:32:51.000 You know what I'm saying? 1.00

00:32:52.000 Lay that bitch down. 1.00

00:32:53.000 Lay down some comedy on that bitch. 1.00

00:32:57.000 I'm going to put it on VHS, Joe. 1.00

00:32:59.000 No, beta, bro.

00:33:00.000 I'm sticking with beta.

00:33:01.000 So are you going to go that you do?

00:33:02.000 I mean, are you already going the route the same one as the recently Louis C.K. guy just threw it up?

00:33:07.000 Yeah, no, his idea.

00:33:08.000 I totally stole it.

00:33:09.000 I didn't have that idea first.

00:33:11.000 Yeah, I was trying to get it.

00:33:12.000 He didn't have it first either.

00:33:13.000 Radiohead did it on music.

00:33:15.000 So it's kind of the same principle, I think.

00:33:17.000 Yeah, he's the first guy to deal with comedy.

00:33:19.000 And now everybody's going to do it that way.

00:33:21.000 Comedy Central.

00:33:22.000 Yeah, but your folks, man.

00:33:23.000 I'm going to tell you something about your folks, man.

00:33:25.000 Your folks love you.

00:33:27.000 I love them, too.

00:33:28.000 I mean, that's why.

00:33:29.000 I don't want to say that's why.

00:33:32.000 I don't really know why.

00:33:34.000 So, I mean, that's a lot of folks that's going to be hollering at the website, man.

00:33:38.000 Yeah.

00:33:38.000 You know what, dude?

00:33:39.000 I really firmly believe that when you put positive energy out there, you attract like-minded people.

00:33:45.000 You're going to get a few cunts in the mix. 1.00

00:33:46.000 It's inevitable. 0.95

00:33:47.000 Especially on the internet.

00:33:48.000 Especially in text form. 0.88

00:33:50.000 Like when dudes get to tweet shitty things to people. 0.91

00:33:53.000 Right. 0.94

00:33:53.000 Or message boards or something like that. 0.94

00:33:56.000 My thing is, do you really think that stopped my day?

00:33:59.000 Yeah.

00:33:59.000 Do you think that slowed me down in my R8? Yeah.

00:34:04.000 It's real simple, man.

00:34:06.000 Don't ever say anything to anybody that you wouldn't say to their face.

00:34:09.000 Just don't do it.

00:34:10.000 And if you do say it, say it as if you would say it to their face. 1.00

00:34:13.000 Otherwise, you're a cunt. 1.00

00:34:14.000 It's that simple. 1.00

00:34:15.000 If I say something, I'm going to say it to your face.

00:34:18.000 I got a bunch of negative tweets the other night.

00:34:20.000 Some dude in front of the Country Music Awards.

00:34:23.000 Homeboy's standing there with fake rips in his jeans, like he bought jeans that were already pre-ripped, and he's standing in front of a jet.

00:34:29.000 And I don't know if the song was any good, because quite honestly, I said the song was...

00:34:32.000 I said, here's...

00:34:33.000 I go, this is country. 0.99

00:34:34.000 A dude's wearing fake ripped jeans standing in front of a jet singing a shitty song. 0.98

00:34:38.000 And then the hashtag was, that ain't country. 1.00

00:34:39.000 But silly jeans, you're a silly bitch. 1.00

00:34:43.000 You're a silly bitch if you're wearing fucking fake ripped jeans. 1.00

00:34:45.000 Period. 1.00

00:34:46.000 It's 2012. Have you ever had fake ripped jeans, though?

00:34:48.000 I might have.

00:34:49.000 I might have, yeah.

00:34:50.000 I might have bought some, yeah.

00:34:51.000 Did you ever used to bleach your jeans in the basement where you poured actual real bleach on your jeans in the 80s?

00:34:56.000 No, I didn't, but I definitely have owned a pair of jeans with rips in them.

00:35:00.000 They might have been given to me for wardrobe on Fear Factor, but I had them and I wore them.

00:35:04.000 But I'm old enough now to realize that's ridiculous. 0.96

00:35:07.000 It is kind of ridiculous. 0.96

00:35:08.000 It's very Nickelback, by the way. 0.89

00:35:10.000 Yeah. 0.81

00:35:10.000 But it's easy to buy them by mistake nowadays because now they have jeans that just look like they're fucked up a little, but then you wash them once and they become ripped jeans. 0.81

00:35:17.000 You know, like where the clothing is very thin.

00:35:20.000 Yeah, but you can buy it by mistake going, wow, those jeans look cool.

00:35:23.000 And the next thing you know, you have some ripped jeans and you're at the rainbow.

00:35:26.000 Yeah, but this dude had like dark jeans.

00:35:27.000 I wear crispy brand new 501s if I wear jeans.

00:35:30.000 That's my new thing, man.

00:35:31.000 I just got them.

00:35:32.000 I love them.

00:35:32.000 I'm talking about crispy.

00:35:34.000 I don't even wash them.

00:35:35.000 These have not been washed.

00:35:36.000 I'm on like cardboard, man.

00:35:37.000 No, I'm serious.

00:35:38.000 That's how I wear them.

00:35:39.000 and then I throw them away.

00:35:40.000 That's Bala. 0.97

00:35:44.000 That's hilarious.

00:35:45.000 That's what Charlie Murphy does every time he does a comedy show.

00:35:47.000 I live at Sergeant Supply.

00:35:48.000 Sergeant Supply.

00:35:49.000 Yeah, over there in Burbank, man.

00:35:51.000 Yeah, really?

00:35:51.000 Yeah, that place rules.

00:35:52.000 Get them 501s all day long, man.

00:35:53.000 You just get a new pair every week.

00:35:55.000 On the road, I throw like 14 pairs of them in.

00:35:58.000 They'll last like three shows.

00:36:00.000 Really?

00:36:00.000 Yeah.

00:36:01.000 You could probably sell those.

00:36:03.000 Like on the bus and stuff, I wear gym shorts and just kind of lounge around.

00:36:06.000 But do you actually throw them out or do you give them to like Goodwill or something?

00:36:09.000 I just kind of usually leave them in a hotel.

00:36:13.000 I really want to...

00:36:14.000 Usually on tour, I sweat so much in those things.

00:36:18.000 I don't have time to wash them.

00:36:20.000 I'm not trying to give them the goodwill just loaded with my DNA. I bet there's some people out there that would buy it.

00:36:28.000 I'll just start tweeting hotel rooms across the country.

00:36:31.000 I'm leaving some jeans here.

00:36:33.000 Ate Taco Bell earlier.

00:36:34.000 Might smell great. 1.00

00:36:37.000 This is going to be dudes who are going to be jerking off, sniffing your crotch. 1.00

00:36:44.000 I'll never throw another waiver. 1.00

00:36:47.000 Ah!

00:36:48.000 Man, 501. One for the stinky in my pinky. 0.99

00:36:52.000 Okay, what? 0.92

00:36:54.000 I think you need to play a song just to cure us of what he just said.

00:36:58.000 By the way, that surplus store is really awesome. 1.00

00:37:00.000 I go there to buy, like, fucking gas masks and crazy shit all the time. 1.00

00:37:04.000 Yeah, I live there. 1.00

00:37:04.000 But then I feel like people actually wore these and dyed in them. 1.00

00:37:07.000 I wear, like, military pants and jeans is what I wear.

00:37:09.000 Really?

00:37:10.000 Yeah, that's my wardrobe, man.

00:37:11.000 Those are the best.

00:37:12.000 And pro club t-shirts.

00:37:14.000 Yep. 1.00

00:37:15.000 I fit so much shit, I don't need to carry around my fanny pack. 1.00

00:37:18.000 I got a fanny pack. 1.00

00:37:20.000 People think I'm bullshitting. 0.78

00:37:22.000 Catch me at the airport.

00:37:24.000 Ready?

00:37:25.000 Sweat my fanny pack.

00:37:27.000 Oh yeah, here we go.

00:37:29.000 I hear that train coming, coming around the bend.

00:37:41.000 And I ain't seen the sunshine since I don't know when.

00:37:46.000 And I'm stuck in fulsome prison.

00:37:48.000 I'm not a man.

00:37:50.000 See, it happened right there.

00:37:52.000 Your live witness.

00:37:53.000 I hit the wrong chord and I'm not gonna live with that.

00:37:55.000 Oh! 0.60

00:37:56.000 I'm gonna take that one more time.

00:37:58.000 Oh, from the top?

00:37:59.000 Yeah!

00:38:02.000 I hear that chain coming, coming around the bend And I ain't seen the sunshine since I don't know when.

00:38:20.000 And I'm stuck in for some prison.

00:38:23.000 Time keeps dragging on.

00:38:29.000 And that train just keeps rolling down to San Antonio.

00:38:38.000 When I was just a baby, my mom told me, son, always be good boy, never play with guns.

00:38:47.000 But I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

00:38:56.000 When I hear that whistle, Lord, hang my head and cry. 0.89

00:39:02.000 Good Lord, I just hang my head and I cry Friedrich, Froachsieden I just hang my head and I cry Friedrich, Froachsieden

00:39:34.000 In the best dining hall Proudly drinkin' whiskey and smokin' big cigar.

00:39:41.000 Well I knew I had it comin'.

00:39:44.000 Knew I can't be free.

00:39:50.000 But those people keep movin'.

00:39:53.000 And that's what torture me.

00:40:00.000 Would it freed me from this prison?

00:40:02.000 That railroad train was mine.

00:40:04.000 Probably moved it just a little far down at life.

00:40:09.000 Barton Wilson Prison is where I long to stay. 0.98

00:40:17.000 And I let that lonesome whistle Blow all my blues away Yeah - Damn, that's good. 0.98

00:40:37.000 It's so awesome. 0.97

00:40:38.000 That's a beautiful cover, man. 0.99

00:40:40.000 God damn. 1.00

00:40:42.000 What a fucking song that is. 1.00

00:40:43.000 Yeah, I remember when I wrote it, man. 1.00

00:40:45.000 It was real hot.

00:40:46.000 Back in the day in another life.

00:40:48.000 Like 59. I'm so stoned watching this.

00:40:52.000 It's almost too much.

00:40:54.000 Really?

00:40:54.000 Yeah, it freaks me out a little.

00:40:57.000 Being able to just see this so close to me.

00:41:00.000 I don't know.

00:41:00.000 It's weird.

00:41:01.000 Yeah, this would be the dopest intimate concert of all time.

00:41:04.000 My dog's named Johnny Cash.

00:41:06.000 Is that right?

00:41:06.000 I'm a huge Johnny Cash fan.

00:41:07.000 I had a Rottweiler named Elvis.

00:41:10.000 I had a Pitbull named Frank Sinatra.

00:41:12.000 That's awesome.

00:41:13.000 That was before I really got to know Frank Sinatra's personality.

00:41:16.000 Still, it's Frank though, man.

00:41:21.000 But, to your frank, I'll raise you a Tony.

00:41:24.000 Tony Bennett.

00:41:25.000 I had a cat named Skittles.

00:41:27.000 Skittles.

00:41:28.000 I had a cat named Jack Dempsey.

00:41:30.000 Did a Mexican dude in Florida shoot him?

00:41:33.000 I had a cat named Jack Dempsey. 1.00

00:41:35.000 That shit ain't right. 0.99

00:41:36.000 I just gotta say, man. 1.00

00:41:37.000 And a dog.

00:41:38.000 I don't care what the kid did.

00:41:40.000 You can see they're saying, I'm going there.

00:41:42.000 Is that alright?

00:41:43.000 Okay, go ahead.

00:41:44.000 Can I go there on this Trayvon Martin thing?

00:41:45.000 My take on it?

00:41:46.000 Yeah, yeah, please.

00:41:47.000 My take on it?

00:41:47.000 No matter what the kid did, there's two kinds of 17. There's LeBron James 17 that looks like a 36-year-old man.

00:41:56.000 Right.

00:41:57.000 And then there's child 17. Right.

00:41:59.000 And I haven't seen one picture of this kid that isn't a child 17. It's true. 0.68

00:42:03.000 And this dude outweighed him by 100 pounds.

00:42:06.000 Did he?

00:42:07.000 100 pounds?

00:42:09.000 You seen the size of the dude?

00:42:11.000 And the pictures from what I'm seeing, I'm guessing on that one, on the weight, okay?

00:42:14.000 Outweighed him significantly.

00:42:16.000 Regardless of that, most he's in danger of is, what, a broken jaw?

00:42:19.000 Maybe a black eye?

00:42:21.000 His story, and I don't know what happened.

00:42:23.000 I'm just saying, grown man against a kid.

00:42:25.000 I'm talking about me against a 17-year-old kid.

00:42:28.000 There's no kid on earth that looks like that in the eyes.

00:42:32.000 Like a baby.

00:42:34.000 Like a child.

00:42:35.000 Not like a grown man dude who's been through the grind. 0.99

00:42:40.000 It's gonna put me on my back and kill me. 0.96

00:42:42.000 Yeah, but that's you. 1.00

00:42:43.000 This guy might have been kind of a bitch. 1.00

00:42:46.000 You know what I mean? 1.00

00:42:46.000 This guy was rejected. 1.00

00:42:48.000 He tried to be a cop.

00:42:49.000 He tried to be a cop.

00:42:50.000 And as far as I'm concerned, the one that stood his ground that night is the one that's dead.

00:42:54.000 Maybe, but maybe not.

00:42:56.000 You know, his story is that the kid came back and attacked him.

00:42:59.000 And he actually has...

00:43:00.000 Supposedly, ABC News was reporting yesterday that they've enhanced the video.

00:43:05.000 And they found cuts.

00:43:06.000 Yeah, I saw that.

00:43:06.000 Cuts on the back of his head...

00:43:08.000 I'm saying a couple cuts on the back of your head. 1.00

00:43:09.000 I just don't see it as worth killing somebody. 0.98

00:43:12.000 I agree with you, but his story is the kid was trying to get his gun.

00:43:16.000 What?

00:43:16.000 Yo, police told you not to follow, dude.

00:43:18.000 Police told you stay out of it.

00:43:20.000 This is a man who thought he was an authority figure and was itching to use his gun.

00:43:24.000 That's the bottom line.

00:43:25.000 That is true.

00:43:26.000 And I'll leave it at that.

00:43:26.000 That is true.

00:43:27.000 But he did, apparently, according to the 911 call...

00:43:30.000 They told him to turn around, and he did turn around, and his story is that's when the kid jumped him. 0.99

00:43:35.000 I don't know what the fuck is true. 0.98

00:43:36.000 I don't know what he could have said to the kid to piss him off like that if he did. 0.99

00:43:40.000 You know, I definitely agree.

00:43:42.000 The dude was into being an authority figure.

00:43:46.000 The dude was itching to use his gun, man.

00:43:47.000 But it also could have been that, you know, they were in a life-and-death struggle.

00:43:51.000 I wasn't there, man.

00:43:52.000 I'd agree that it sounds weak.

00:43:54.000 If it was a life-and-death struggle, though, Joe, grant me this.

00:43:56.000 The only reason it was is because one of them brought a gun, and it wasn't the kid.

00:44:00.000 That's true. 1.00

00:44:01.000 Now, had there not been a gun there, the worst that could have probably happened in this situation was one of the others got their ass kicked. 0.99

00:44:10.000 Right, right. 0.99

00:44:11.000 If there hadn't been a gun.

00:44:12.000 If there was no gun at the scene.

00:44:14.000 Right, but his deal is that he's trying to be like neighborhood patrolman.

00:44:17.000 With a gun.

00:44:18.000 Yeah.

00:44:19.000 Well, it would be great if somebody was actually a bad guy. 0.99

00:44:22.000 You have a gun, you want to shoot somebody. 0.97

00:44:24.000 That's what you need when there's bad people out there. 0.94

00:44:26.000 This kid was not what he was looking for, obviously.

00:44:29.000 I'm saying.

00:44:30.000 But hold on a second.

00:44:31.000 Do you know that in that neighborhood, a man is in critical condition right now.

00:44:34.000 A 50-year-old guy who got beat almost to death with hammers.

00:44:38.000 And two 18-year-old kids were arrested. 0.87

00:44:40.000 They robbed him, and they beat the fuck out of this guy with hammers. 0.98

00:44:42.000 So it's not like there's not bad people in the world that you could use a gun with. 0.92

00:44:46.000 There was no gun there.

00:44:47.000 There wouldn't be a dead person there.

00:44:48.000 That is true, but that is this scenario.

00:44:50.000 There could have been an easily a scenario.

00:44:53.000 This is a very bad area where these people are living in.

00:44:55.000 There's a lot of breaking entries.

00:44:57.000 There's a lot of robbery.

00:44:58.000 You're right, which is why in the correct...

00:45:02.000 I'm just saying, I see a baby when I look at that kid.

00:45:04.000 I see a baby, man.

00:45:05.000 I do as well, but it's just that kid.

00:45:07.000 That's a terrible situation. 1.00

00:45:08.000 A real motherfucker could sense evil. 1.00

00:45:11.000 You know what I mean? 1.00

00:45:12.000 Like, the kind of evil that would beat a man to death with hammers.

00:45:16.000 You could sense that, Joe.

00:45:17.000 You could feel that in the air.

00:45:19.000 I agree.

00:45:20.000 I agree. 0.99

00:45:21.000 But again, if you go to his story, I don't know what the fuck happened, bro. 0.98

00:45:25.000 But his story is that the kid jumped him. 0.98

00:45:27.000 That's his story.

00:45:29.000 If that's the case...

00:45:29.000 I ain't heard him tell his story yet.

00:45:31.000 Yeah, well, it's been out there.

00:45:32.000 But I ain't heard him tell his story.

00:45:34.000 With his words.

00:45:35.000 Yeah, I ain't heard him tell his story.

00:45:37.000 I haven't heard anybody else either.

00:45:38.000 If he sat here in front of me and told his story and I looked in his eyes and I believed him, that's a different thing.

00:45:43.000 Right, but do you understand that no one's talked.

00:45:46.000 No one's talked.

00:45:46.000 We're getting all Nancy Grace information.

00:45:48.000 I'm just saying, I see a little baby.

00:45:51.000 I'm not even talking about race.

00:45:52.000 Race, nothing else aside.

00:45:53.000 I'm saying, had a man that was itching, not itching to be a badass with a gun, not brought a gun to a situation that didn't need it anyways, there wouldn't be a dead person.

00:46:03.000 That's wrongful death.

00:46:05.000 That's murder, man.

00:46:06.000 If you had some big John McCarthy type cop out there, nothing would have ever happened.

00:46:10.000 He would have said to the kid, how you doing tonight?

00:46:11.000 And the kid would have said, I'm all good.

00:46:12.000 And they would have said...

00:46:14.000 Have a good night, be careful, and that would have been the end of it.

00:46:16.000 A lot of it is people that are looking for trouble, and a lot of the reason why they're looking for trouble is because they're insecure.

00:46:23.000 It easily could have been what this guy's deal is.

00:46:25.000 I don't know the dude.

00:46:26.000 I'm just saying, I see a baby dead.

00:46:28.000 It is a baby dead.

00:46:29.000 That bothers me. 0.99

00:46:30.000 That bothers the fuck out of me, too. 0.93

00:46:32.000 I'll be honest, if those pictures had looked like he was a hood, I would probably feel a lot different. 0.97

00:46:37.000 I'd probably be like, oh man, looks like he's kind of a hood.

00:46:40.000 But it just looks like a kind of kid to me.

00:46:43.000 It's true.

00:46:43.000 It is true.

00:46:44.000 You don't bring a gun against a kid, man.

00:46:47.000 I don't think he thought he was going to run into kids, though.

00:46:50.000 He was hoping to run into a situation where he could pull out his gun.

00:46:56.000 Maybe.

00:46:56.000 You might be right.

00:46:57.000 Why else would you carry it if you're not a police officer?

00:47:01.000 Your average real, normal personality of a human being, police officer, probably does not like the fact at all that they have a gun all the time.

00:47:10.000 I would disagree with that heavily.

00:47:12.000 I have a lot of friends that are cops.

00:47:14.000 I have a lot of friends that are cops.

00:47:15.000 They don't want to pull that gun out. 0.98

00:47:16.000 That's for goddamn sure. 0.98

00:47:17.000 That's what I mean. 0.95

00:47:17.000 I mean in a sense that the thought of using it is actually very foreboding and not something interesting at all. 0.95

00:47:23.000 I have friends that have shot people before and you talk to them about it and it's not a pleasant memory.

00:47:28.000 It's not a good thing.

00:47:31.000 That's the thing on your belt.

00:47:33.000 The last thing you ever really want to have to reach for.

00:47:36.000 I had a conversation with a dude just a couple weeks after he had to shoot a dude, and he was just starting to get back in the swing of things in his head, just dealing with the fact.

00:47:45.000 He's like, I'm happy I did it. 0.99

00:47:46.000 He goes, I was a piece of shit, but let me tell you, it's a fucking tricky thing, taking a man's life. 1.00

00:47:51.000 It's crazy. 1.00

00:47:52.000 I would like to hear the dude tell his story.

00:47:54.000 I think Hayden is doing more harm than good.

00:47:58.000 The real issue, though, is the legal issue. 0.99

00:48:02.000 This guy, if he is innocent, if you are innocent, you really should shut the fuck up until your lawyers get your... 0.97

00:48:08.000 Get everything in the proper order. 0.97

00:48:10.000 There's too many channels right now for prosecutors to go after people that aren't necessarily guilty. 0.99

00:48:16.000 And there's a lot of people behind bars right now that if they had better representation, if they didn't open their fucking mouth. 0.99

00:48:21.000 I'm not saying in this guy's case, but if the guy is innocent, he really probably should shut the fuck up until he actually goes to trial or talks to the... 0.99

00:48:29.000 But him going on Larry King. 0.87

00:48:30.000 Does Larry King do anything anymore?

00:48:32.000 No.

00:48:32.000 Him going on Pierce Morgan.

00:48:34.000 His brother was on Pierce Morgan, though.

00:48:37.000 Really?

00:48:37.000 Yeah.

00:48:37.000 I missed that.

00:48:38.000 Yeah, his brother was on.

00:48:39.000 Well, I didn't mean to go there, but I just...

00:48:41.000 No, look, man, you went there because it's a part of our culture.

00:48:43.000 It's one of them things that just kind of bugs me, you know what I mean?

00:48:45.000 It's like, I need to, you know...

00:48:46.000 You know what bugs me, too?

00:48:48.000 I just feel like I said, there's two different 17-year-olds, and, you know, if you, Mr. Neighborhood Watch...

00:48:56.000 You're supposed to be looking out for your community.

00:48:58.000 How do you know that wasn't a person from your community?

00:49:00.000 You must not have approached them in a manner that was like, excuse me, sir, or excuse me, what's going on?

00:49:05.000 You know what I mean? 0.99

00:49:05.000 There must have been some real rude shit. 0.99

00:49:07.000 And if you didn't bring a gun, nobody would be dead. 0.99

00:49:09.000 That is true.

00:49:11.000 That's my biggest point.

00:49:12.000 If the dude that wasn't itching to use his weapon didn't bring a weapon, there probably wouldn't be even anything except a kid that got scraped up in a scuffle or a man that got scraped up in a That is true in this situation, you know?

00:49:25.000 Well, that's the situation I'm talking about, Joe.

00:49:28.000 But that's not necessarily what this guy was looking for when he's armed doing his neighborhood watch.

00:49:32.000 He's looking for people like these two kids. 0.98

00:49:34.000 One of them's 18, 5'8", and he was wearing a blue denim shirt, and he beat a fucking 50-year-old man with a hammer. 1.00

00:49:40.000 You know, that guy's fucked up. 1.00

00:49:42.000 That guy is severely fucked up and will probably never be the same human being again. 1.00

00:49:47.000 He might die. 1.00

00:49:48.000 I wonder if he dies, they'll pay as much attention as this kid that got shot.

00:49:51.000 Because it's kind of fascinating, man. 0.61

00:49:53.000 You know, there's a lot of people that are real squeamish about talking about black kids doing something violent to white people.

00:49:58.000 I ain't got no problem with it.

00:50:00.000 This ain't about race to me.

00:50:01.000 I know you don't.

00:50:02.000 Like I said, I admitted openly, if he looked a lot more hood, I probably would mentally feel different about it.

00:50:08.000 That's just natural of where your mind works.

00:50:10.000 I'm talking about our culture.

00:50:11.000 I'm not necessarily talking about you.

00:50:12.000 I think in our culture, it's interesting.

00:50:14.000 But we all have a little bit of that regardless.

00:50:16.000 All of us, on every side, everywhere.

00:50:19.000 But we're also looking to catch people in a gotcha moment of racism.

00:50:21.000 We love that.

00:50:22.000 We would love to find someone who, especially, a safe situation like that.

00:50:27.000 And to be honest, the real problem isn't even Mr. Zimmerman.

00:50:30.000 The real problem is this law called the stand your ground law that says if me and you were in a place basically and nobody else is around And I say you attack me and make it look that way you could you I can easily kill you and get away with it Well, and there's just two people man. 1.00

00:50:46.000 It's fucking hard to figure out what the hell happened exactly You know, there's a lot of crazy fuckers out there that can just tell lies lies, man. 1.00

00:50:52.000 You know, there's a lot of people out there that are completely sociopathic. 1.00

00:50:56.000 Exactly.

00:50:56.000 So if you give them opportunity to use their gun in a situation that's like a lot of people could start disappearing or falling victim to, you know, self-defense.

00:51:06.000 I wonder if people would, like, actually move to Florida just so they could shoot people Just start some arguments.

00:51:12.000 I wouldn't doubt it, man.

00:51:13.000 I wouldn't doubt it.

00:51:14.000 I wouldn't doubt it either, man. 1.00

00:51:15.000 Florida is one of the weirdest fucking places in the country. 0.99

00:51:18.000 It really does feel like you're in another place. 1.00

00:51:20.000 I'm there in two weeks.

00:51:22.000 I'm doing improv in Lauderdale.

00:51:24.000 I like going down there.

00:51:25.000 They know how to party.

00:51:26.000 They're a lot of fun people.

00:51:27.000 But it really feels like you're on an island somewhere in another country.

00:51:31.000 It's subject to U.S. rules, but no one's really watching.

00:51:35.000 Yeah, it's kind of like the wild, you know, still the 80s down there in a weird way.

00:51:39.000 Yeah, in a lot of ways.

00:51:40.000 Yeah, Florida's strange.

00:51:42.000 The whole place is built on cocaine money, man.

00:51:45.000 Literally.

00:51:46.000 Like, literally.

00:51:47.000 There's that whole, like, you've seen the cocaine cowboys, like, things, right? 0.78

00:51:50.000 Yeah.

00:51:50.000 Like, downtown Miami's, like, literally built with kilos of cocaine.

00:51:54.000 It's amazing.

00:51:55.000 They just poured it into the cement.

00:51:57.000 Yeah, it's amazing. 0.98

00:51:58.000 It's so ridiculous. 0.92

00:52:01.000 There's more banks per capita apparently in Miami than anywhere. 0.94

00:52:04.000 It's all just money laundering, going down left and right.

00:52:08.000 If you haven't seen Cocaine Cowboys, folks, we've talked about it before.

00:52:11.000 You must.

00:52:12.000 You must.

00:52:13.000 And you must see its sequel.

00:52:15.000 Cocaine Cowboys 2 hustling with the grandmother or the godmother.

00:52:20.000 The godmother, yeah.

00:52:20.000 The godmother who's alive.

00:52:22.000 This bitch has killed who knows how many fucking people. 1.00

00:52:24.000 And she's just chilling in Bogota. 1.00

00:52:26.000 You were saying in jail she made like 500 mil a year. 1.00

00:52:30.000 In jail. 0.99

00:52:32.000 And she was such a badass bitch, they didn't even try to kill her. 1.00

00:52:35.000 A woman! 1.00

00:52:36.000 And they just let her run shit. 1.00

00:52:38.000 Oh my god, that's a crazy documentary. 1.00

00:52:40.000 Yeah, I think Miami's the closest to a foreign country we have in America. 1.00

00:52:45.000 Outside of Puerto Rico, which is technically sort of America, right?

00:52:49.000 Isn't, is that still, aren't they debating that recently?

00:52:51.000 Like whether they want to become a state finally or not?

00:52:53.000 Come on, just be a state. 1.00

00:52:55.000 What do you give a fuck? 1.00

00:52:56.000 But it's cool that, you know. 1.00

00:52:56.000 It fucks up all the flags though, man. 1.00

00:52:59.000 Everybody's got to get a new flag.

00:53:01.000 Yeah.

00:53:01.000 Yeah, right?

00:53:02.000 People might harbor some resentment over that.

00:53:04.000 Where would we put that extra star? 0.98

00:53:05.000 Where the fuck is that gonna go? 0.98

00:53:07.000 I don't know. 0.98

00:53:08.000 That's gonna take some sort of mathematical seamstress type to figure out. 1.00

00:53:13.000 This is weird shit like Hawaii. 1.00

00:53:15.000 Five hours in a fucking plane over the ocean. 1.00

00:53:19.000 And yet it's still America. 1.00

00:53:21.000 Alaska.

00:53:22.000 I had some Alaskans come to the last show and they were telling me, like, how do I tip you?

00:53:27.000 After I got off stage, I'm like, what are you talking about?

00:53:29.000 He goes, well, I want to tip you.

00:53:31.000 And I'm like, no, you don't tip.

00:53:32.000 He's like, oh, this is my first comedy show and it's the most insane thing I've ever seen in my life and it's, I want to tip you.

00:53:37.000 I'm like, no, don't tip me. 0.99

00:53:39.000 What the fuck are you talking about? 0.99

00:53:40.000 But it was so weird talking that he seemed like he was from a different country. 1.00

00:53:44.000 Like he was talking all this other things like about...

00:53:47.000 Well, essentially they are.

00:53:48.000 I mean, it really is.

00:53:50.000 It's not attached.

00:53:50.000 Right.

00:53:51.000 I mean, this is my joke. 0.99

00:53:52.000 If it's not attached, it's just some shit we stole. 0.99

00:53:54.000 Right. 0.99

00:53:54.000 That is what it is. 0.99

00:53:55.000 Or bought.

00:53:56.000 Yeah, whatever.

00:53:57.000 Same difference.

00:53:58.000 Would you ever go to...

00:53:59.000 Bought from somebody who stole it. 1.00

00:54:01.000 Give them some fucking whiskey. 1.00

00:54:02.000 And they... 1.00

00:54:03.000 Took Manhattan for like seven bucks.

00:54:04.000 Would you ever go to Alaska to do comedy? 1.00

00:54:06.000 Oh yeah, fuck yeah. 0.99

00:54:07.000 Is there people there for that? 1.00

00:54:08.000 Yeah, yeah. 1.00

00:54:09.000 Douglas Stanhope used to go there all the time, but they just got to be too stupid for him. 0.99

00:54:13.000 He bailed after a while. 1.00

00:54:15.000 He couldn't take it anymore.

00:54:15.000 They get pretty nutty up there from what I hear, man.

00:54:17.000 Hell yeah, they do.

00:54:18.000 Six months of daylight, six months of night.

00:54:21.000 Yeah, and there's bears everywhere. 0.99

00:54:23.000 It's fucking crazy. 1.00

00:54:24.000 You live in a nutty place. 1.00

00:54:25.000 It's ridiculous. 1.00

00:54:27.000 You live in a place where humans aren't necessarily supposed to be. 1.00

00:54:31.000 It's fucking freezing for a good chunk of the year, like death freezing, like Antarctic-style freezing. 0.99

00:54:38.000 I couldn't do it. 0.98

00:54:39.000 Yeah, that's hard.

00:54:41.000 You ever see that movie, 30 Days of Night?

00:54:44.000 Is it a vampire movie?

00:54:45.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:54:46.000 Pretty good vampire movie, man. 0.99

00:54:48.000 And the vampires go to Alaska because they could just fuck people up for a whole month. 0.99

00:54:53.000 Yeah, they don't get it. 0.99

00:54:53.000 Because it doesn't get light out for a month. 0.99

00:54:56.000 That's got to be depressing as shit. 0.98

00:55:00.000 You know? 1.00

00:55:01.000 I mean, you think Seattle is depressing?

00:55:03.000 I remember the first time I went to Copenhagen, and we landed, and we went to this place.

00:55:09.000 We had heard of this legendary place called Christiania.

00:55:12.000 I don't know if you're familiar.

00:55:13.000 It's like a place that squatters took over, apparently, and they were legally...

00:55:18.000 It's basically a little section in the middle of the city where they can slang hash and weed, and they just...

00:55:22.000 The government kind of looks the other way.

00:55:24.000 They're squatters.

00:55:24.000 But every once in a while, the government goes in there and, like, tries to raid it, and they fight them off.

00:55:27.000 It's crazy.

00:55:28.000 This little section is called Christiania.

00:55:30.000 How big is it?

00:55:31.000 It's tiny.

00:55:32.000 It's like six blocks of land.

00:55:34.000 So it's just six blocks?

00:55:35.000 But it's only within a gate, and it looks like a hippie community.

00:55:39.000 It looks like little gardens and this and that.

00:55:42.000 But then you walk down this row, and they've got all these sheds set up, and there's lying in weed there.

00:55:46.000 Wow.

00:55:47.000 Good weed.

00:55:47.000 Yeah.

00:55:48.000 So, like, I remember we got something real good.

00:55:50.000 We went back to the hotel and smoked up.

00:55:52.000 And it was about 7 in the evening and the sun was still out.

00:55:55.000 So, bang.

00:55:56.000 We smoked weed.

00:55:57.000 This weed knocked me out.

00:55:58.000 I fell out.

00:55:59.000 I wake up.

00:56:00.000 I look at my watch.

00:56:01.000 It says 3. I look outside.

00:56:03.000 It's...

00:56:04.000 Light. 0.99

00:56:05.000 I was like, man, that shit knocked me out from 7 last night to 3 the next afternoon. 1.00

00:56:10.000 Jesus Christ. 0.99

00:56:11.000 So I go downstairs and I'm talking to the lady about something at the desk.

00:56:16.000 And I'm like, yeah, where's a good place to eat?

00:56:18.000 She's like, sir, it's 3 in the morning.

00:56:20.000 She's like, it's not 3 in the afternoon. 0.95

00:56:23.000 But that's ridiculous. 0.78

00:56:25.000 That blew my mind. 0.97

00:56:26.000 It short-circuited me.

00:56:27.000 That was one day.

00:56:28.000 Right?

00:56:28.000 It screwed me up where I went up to the room and my brain was having a hard time processing the thought of the sun being out bright as hell at 3 in the morning.

00:56:36.000 How long is it bright for?

00:56:37.000 It goes down apparently for like an hour.

00:56:39.000 Like between 12 and 1 every night it kind of goes down and it doesn't ever go all the way down.

00:56:43.000 It's kind of dusk and then it comes back up.

00:56:45.000 They must be so happy.

00:56:46.000 At certain times of the year.

00:56:47.000 This is like summertime.

00:56:49.000 And I bet the winners, I don't know if it's different.

00:56:52.000 I don't know if they suffer the opposite of that.

00:56:53.000 But it was like, it's short-circuited to me.

00:56:55.000 So my point is, like, six months of something like that would probably fry your board, man.

00:56:59.000 I'm pretty sure they do in Alaska.

00:57:01.000 I'm pretty sure in Alaska there's moments where they have, like, almost perpetual sunlight.

00:57:05.000 I think they just have, like, an hour where it goes down for a little bit and comes back up.

00:57:09.000 I think that's the case up there, too.

00:57:11.000 Copenhagen's pretty far up there, man.

00:57:12.000 That's weird that they would just decide to not have things open at 3 in the morning when it's bright out. 1.00

00:57:16.000 Just stay open, bitch. 1.00

00:57:17.000 Come on. 1.00

00:57:18.000 What the fuck are you doing? 1.00

00:57:19.000 Hire somebody. 1.00

00:57:20.000 Or if you had a business, do it.

00:57:22.000 That could be your option to do it. 0.99

00:57:24.000 Yeah, the reason why shit is closed is because you can't see outside without lights on. 1.00

00:57:27.000 That's why shit's closed. 1.00

00:57:29.000 Okay, now that you can see outside with lights on, keep shit open. 1.00

00:57:32.000 What the fuck are you doing, man? 1.00

00:57:33.000 What, do you need to sleep or something? 1.00

00:57:35.000 Yeah, what, do you hate money?

00:57:36.000 You hate money?

00:57:37.000 You need to sleep?

00:57:38.000 What is your favorite place to tour?

00:57:40.000 Do you have a favorite country to go to?

00:57:42.000 I'm really a big fan of Japan just because it's the place where I feel the most foreign. 0.99

00:57:48.000 You know what I mean?

00:57:49.000 I honestly feel like a foreigner and I enjoy that feeling of being the different one. 0.89

00:57:56.000 Even though you're the gaijin, I've never run into anything Well, there's one sushi bar that wouldn't serve me because I was gaijin.

00:58:05.000 Really?

00:58:05.000 Yeah, I went to this bar and apparently the dude just wasn't that.

00:58:08.000 They don't serve gaijin at this bar.

00:58:10.000 Wow.

00:58:11.000 I forget the name of it.

00:58:11.000 How long ago was this?

00:58:12.000 Is this recent?

00:58:13.000 Yeah, no, no.

00:58:15.000 Probably within a decade, but like eight, nine years ago probably.

00:58:18.000 Brian and I just went a couple of weeks ago.

00:58:20.000 First time in Tokyo.

00:58:21.000 No, maybe actually longer.

00:58:22.000 Maybe like 15 years ago. 1.00

00:58:23.000 Damn. 0.99

00:58:23.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:58:24.000 I wonder if it's changed now.

00:58:25.000 Maybe.

00:58:25.000 I've heard that there's just some old cats that are just like, I'm not giving you my fish.

00:58:30.000 Yeah.

00:58:31.000 I remember 60 years ago.

00:58:34.000 You can't have my fish.

00:58:36.000 Yeah.

00:58:36.000 How old was the dude?

00:58:37.000 Do you think he was alive back then?

00:58:39.000 I don't know, but you know, old enough. 0.99

00:58:41.000 Yeah, what a fucking crazy thing for a country to go through. 0.96

00:58:45.000 Could you imagine if we found out Chicago disappeared in the middle of the night? 0.99

00:58:50.000 You know, Chicago and Phoenix disappeared.

00:58:53.000 Boom.

00:58:54.000 Gone.

00:58:54.000 In a second, gone.

00:58:55.000 How would we react to some country that just took Chicago and Phoenix?

00:58:59.000 Just vaporized it. 1.00

00:59:01.000 Just vaporized 500,000 people or whatever the fuck it was. 0.98

00:59:05.000 We're the only ones that ever did it. 0.99

00:59:07.000 Woo! 0.99

00:59:08.000 That's dark.

00:59:09.000 It's crazy.

00:59:10.000 It's dark.

00:59:10.000 It's really crazy if you ever look at all the different weapons that are alive, like that the United States has, all the different nuclear warheads.

00:59:18.000 You ever seen like a map of like Russia's nuclear warheads, United States nuclear warheads, Iran supposedly is working on some shit, but Israel's got a ton of shit. 0.99

00:59:28.000 Pakistan has nuclear weapons. 0.99

00:59:30.000 India has nuclear weapons.

00:59:32.000 You know, they're like, Iran can't have them. 1.00

00:59:33.000 Everybody's got them!

00:59:35.000 Yeah, they shouldn't have them, but nobody should have them.

00:59:38.000 North Korea's got them. 0.64

00:59:40.000 It's really amazing when you look at how many of them there are.

00:59:42.000 If you look at a map of the entire world and all the nuclear arsenal, we could wipe out the whole planet completely.

00:59:49.000 Oh, many, many times over.

00:59:51.000 That's insane!

00:59:52.000 And I don't know how they're ever going to fix that.

00:59:54.000 How are they going to stop those things from being active? 0.99

00:59:57.000 Don't you have to figure that the law of averages says sometime, whether it's now or a thousand years from now, some of that shit's going to pop off. 0.99

01:00:05.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:00:05.000 People believe that that happened in the past. 0.99

01:00:07.000 There's a lot of people that believe that there was, at one point in time, people had figured out nuclear power and there's evidence of giant, massive explosions in parts of the Middle East and stuff like that.

01:00:19.000 I believe it was Lebanon or something like that where people believe this.

01:00:23.000 It's one of those old ancient civilization ideas.

01:00:26.000 Atlantis.

01:00:27.000 Yeah, something along those lines.

01:00:29.000 They think that at one point in time we had figured out nuclear power.

01:00:33.000 They know we figured out batteries. 0.98

01:00:34.000 They had batteries they found in the pyramids and shit, which is pretty fascinating. 0.99

01:00:39.000 They figured out some shit, but I doubt they ever had nuclear power. 0.99

01:00:42.000 That's pretty preposterous. 1.00

01:00:43.000 It was the aliens, man.

01:00:45.000 The aliens did it?

01:00:45.000 The aliens did it, too.

01:00:47.000 If the aliens come, is that a good thing or a bad thing?

01:00:50.000 The aliens aren't already here.

01:00:51.000 Didn't we talk about my alien technology already?

01:00:54.000 Your alien?

01:00:55.000 I have alien technology in my body, man.

01:00:57.000 Oh, your heart, yeah.

01:00:58.000 The titanium valve.

01:00:59.000 I firmly believe there's alien technology here, dog.

01:01:02.000 You think so?

01:01:03.000 Absolutely, man.

01:01:04.000 How do you think that works?

01:01:05.000 They just give us little stuff and tell us to evolve?

01:01:10.000 Or similar to something of some things that got left behind and just got studied and properly looked at.

01:01:16.000 You know what I mean?

01:01:17.000 Like some Terminator where they got the little chip and they're like backwards engineering everything.

01:01:21.000 You know what I mean?

01:01:22.000 Or it's something that we already have that we just take for granted.

01:01:25.000 Like birds or something.

01:01:26.000 Like birds are the aliens the whole time.

01:01:27.000 I forgot how wide the array of conversation...

01:01:30.000 I forgot how wide the span of topics get on the show.

01:01:33.000 Well, I think...

01:01:35.000 It's just like having a real conversation, right?

01:01:37.000 Oh yeah.

01:01:38.000 Among stoners.

01:01:39.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:01:40.000 Fuck yeah. 1.00

01:01:41.000 I think if aliens are here, and I don't think they're giving us anything. 1.00

01:01:46.000 I don't believe that.

01:01:48.000 I don't know if we've ever captured any alien craft and back-engineered it. 1.00

01:01:52.000 It sounds sexy, but it also sounds like a crock of shit. 1.00

01:01:55.000 I don't buy it. 1.00

01:01:57.000 There's not a big enough leap.

01:01:58.000 You know, there's some leaps, you know, like the transistor.

01:02:00.000 There's a few things.

01:02:01.000 And if you look back at like, but it's all pretty much documented how everybody figured out everything and every step along the way.

01:02:07.000 I used to think before I looked into it that maybe there was some shit that the army learned from Roswell and, you know, that maybe they'd figured, but now I don't think so. 0.99

01:02:17.000 They just shit on their cars. 0.99

01:02:19.000 Yeah, you know what I think, man? 1.00

01:02:20.000 I think if we have had some contact with an alien life form, I think they're so fucking far past us that they can pause the earth and sweep up and then disappear again. 1.00

01:02:32.000 I mean, I think we're dealing with some motherfuckers. 1.00

01:02:34.000 We're food. 1.00

01:02:35.000 Yeah, or yeah, we could be that.

01:02:37.000 Well, I wish they would eat some more of us.

01:02:38.000 There's too many of us. 1.00

01:02:40.000 You know, too many shitheads. 1.00

01:02:41.000 There should be a test. 1.00

01:02:42.000 If you don't pass the test, you get fucking turned into barbecue. 0.99

01:02:46.000 Like Logan's Run or something. 0.97

01:02:47.000 Yeah, but then you don't want people to miss their family and their loved ones. 1.00

01:02:51.000 I don't want you to lose your family because you're a dumbass and an alien came and ate you. 1.00

01:02:55.000 I would have to be fighting with you against the aliens. 1.00

01:02:58.000 Well, that would probably turn most douchebags into probably more respectable people anyway. 0.93

01:03:02.000 That's true. 0.94

01:03:03.000 Right.

01:03:04.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:03:04.000 If we knew that there was an alien that was watching that was going to eat you if you were a cunt. 1.00

01:03:09.000 Yeah, that would be good incentive to not be a cunt. 1.00

01:03:11.000 But then it'd be suicide by alien. 1.00

01:03:13.000 People just cunt off. 1.00

01:03:15.000 Just fucking run around. 1.00

01:03:16.000 Just lose it for a day. 1.00

01:03:19.000 Suicide by alien, man.

01:03:20.000 Girl breaks up. 1.00

01:03:21.000 I'm going fucking suicide by alien. 1.00

01:03:23.000 And people see him running down the street. 1.00

01:03:25.000 Fuck you! 1.00

01:03:26.000 Fuck you! 1.00

01:03:27.000 Throwing rocks and shit. 1.00

01:03:28.000 And everybody watches because they know what's going to happen. 0.99

01:03:31.000 Aliens show up.

01:03:33.000 Eat them.

01:03:35.000 Hey, what was this song?

01:03:38.000 We'll make great pets?

01:03:39.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:03:40.000 Yeah, we will. 1.00

01:03:42.000 Well, you know, if you look at how we treat everything that's intelligent that we don't understand, like dolphins and orcas and even primates, like chimpanzees, we treat them like shit. 1.00

01:03:51.000 We put them in cages and shit. 0.99

01:03:53.000 We don't necessarily enhance their life. 1.00

01:03:56.000 We're not out there giving chimpanzees laptops and Showing them how to spell. 0.94

01:04:00.000 We teach them a few things to do tricks for candy so we can figure out how smart they are.

01:04:05.000 But that's no different than studying prisoners.

01:04:08.000 That's like psychological tests on prisoners. 1.00

01:04:11.000 That's all that shit is. 0.99

01:04:12.000 It's really funny that we would think that aliens would be any different than us. 0.99

01:04:15.000 If you look at every single intelligent species on this planet, even semi-intelligent, they all take advantage of those underneath them.

01:04:22.000 Killer whales eat dolphins.

01:04:24.000 Dolphins eat their babies.

01:04:26.000 Chimps eat monkeys. 0.99

01:04:27.000 We're cunts. 1.00

01:04:29.000 All life forms on this planet, it seems like, are cunts. 0.99

01:04:33.000 We're hoping that if there are, and if it is an alien life form that's super intelligent, we're hoping they're better than us. 0.98

01:04:43.000 They're way better than us. 0.99

01:04:45.000 We're trusting that they've got their shit together. 0.99

01:04:48.000 Oh, I'm not trusting anything. 1.00

01:04:49.000 I'm just saying that we might have learned a few things in the last few years off of some shit. 0.99

01:04:54.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:04:55.000 I wouldn't trust an alien as far as I could throw him, honestly. 1.00

01:04:58.000 But you really think we've learned things from back-engineered alien technology?

01:05:02.000 I'd like to believe it.

01:05:03.000 That's my thing.

01:05:04.000 I'd love to believe it.

01:05:04.000 I'd like to believe it.

01:05:05.000 I can't prove it.

01:05:06.000 I'd love to believe it.

01:05:07.000 I can't prove it.

01:05:08.000 I wouldn't swear to it.

01:05:09.000 If you told me, like, my life depended on it, would you swear to it? 1.00

01:05:11.000 I'd say, ah, fuck, no. 1.00

01:05:12.000 It probably is bullshit. 1.00

01:05:14.000 I have, on my wall, I have framed the Roswell Daily Record, or whatever the fuck the newspaper is, the very newspaper where they reported that they had a crashed UFO, that they recovered it, that they sent the parts of it to Wright-Patterson Air Force Base. 1.00

01:05:30.000 They thought they had something, man. 0.99

01:05:31.000 I mean, they put this shit in the paper, that it was a crashed UFO. I wonder what it was. 0.99

01:05:35.000 You know, I really wish I... I talked to G. Gordon Liddy about this shit. 1.00

01:05:39.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:05:40.000 I mean, there is an Area 51 out there. 1.00

01:05:43.000 You go near it, and they'll come fuck with you. 1.00

01:05:46.000 They'll kill you. 1.00

01:05:46.000 Yeah, they shoot on sight. 1.00

01:05:48.000 But I ain't romanticizing.

01:05:50.000 I just know, look at the stars.

01:05:53.000 There's a billion of them that think there ain't some other life forms out there.

01:05:56.000 It's just, you know, a little bit arrogant.

01:05:59.000 Yeah, for sure.

01:06:00.000 I just don't know if they come here.

01:06:02.000 Maybe not.

01:06:02.000 It might be really hard to do.

01:06:04.000 It might be too hard even for, like, super advanced.

01:06:06.000 You know, if you want to get real stoner-like, and, you know, we could be like, well, maybe if they were that advanced, they wouldn't even need these ships and all this crap.

01:06:12.000 They'd travel interdimensionally.

01:06:14.000 Well, you know the real theory that trips me out, man, is that we came from Mars.

01:06:19.000 The real theory is that the reason why human life is different from all the other primate life on this planet is that what had happened was there had been the development of lower hominids on this planet that were like reaching close towards being like a human being but hadn't quite gotten there.

01:06:37.000 Right.

01:06:37.000 But we were existing on a completely different planet, Mars.

01:06:41.000 Mars used to have water.

01:06:42.000 Mars used to have an atmosphere.

01:06:43.000 I don't know about the faces.

01:06:44.000 I don't believe in all that. 0.99

01:06:46.000 I think that most of it looks like bullshit. 0.99

01:06:47.000 Yeah, most of it looks like tricks and shadows. 1.00

01:06:49.000 If you really pay attention to the high resolution photos and the experts that have in there, people want to see some shit. 0.96

01:06:55.000 But most likely it's just tricks and shadows. 0.85

01:06:57.000 There's a few objects up there, like the pyramid-looking things that make you go, huh?

01:07:01.000 But there's some natural things that look like, there's things called yardangs, you know, that look like a face carved in a rock, but it really is just the natural stone structure.

01:07:11.000 Did you read the book about all that?

01:07:12.000 Yeah, Graham Hancock's book.

01:07:13.000 I read his book about it.

01:07:15.000 I was thinking women are from Venus, men are from Mars. 1.00

01:07:17.000 That's not the book, you silly bitch. 1.00

01:07:21.000 There's a lot of dudes who believe that there was at one point in time a civilization on Mars that made its way to Earth. 0.99

01:07:27.000 Many, many, many, many thousands of years ago.

01:07:29.000 And then when I started humping the finer primate chicks? 1.00

01:07:32.000 I think we're them.

01:07:33.000 I think the idea is that we're them.

01:07:34.000 I think it's the Dogons in Africa. 1.00

01:07:38.000 A whole tribe.

01:07:39.000 And that's their entire mythology.

01:07:41.000 Their entire mythology is based on the fact that we are a tribe from Mars.

01:07:46.000 And that we came here. 1.00

01:07:47.000 It's fucking fascinating shit. 1.00

01:07:48.000 The Dogons. 1.00

01:07:48.000 I'm going to have to Google that one. 1.00

01:07:50.000 I'm going to have to Google that one. 0.99

01:07:51.000 It's fascinating shit, man, because we don't think it's possible, but yet, look, man, we put a fucking rover on Mars, man. 0.99

01:07:57.000 We flew a fucking rover, and we're taking pictures from Mars all day. 0.99

01:08:00.000 I mean, they have all kinds of cool shit going on, high-resolution close-up photos, and we know that we can put a man in space, and we know we can fucking send an object to Mars, and if we can get someone in space to stay alive and not cook them with gamma-ray bursts from giant... 0.99

01:08:18.000 Stars exploding out there in the galaxy, which is very possible. 0.50

01:08:21.000 But if we can get them all the way to Mars, like six months, and they stay alive, and they got enough food, dude, they can do what's called terraforming, where they can build machines that are big enough to actually create an artificial atmosphere on Mars.

01:08:35.000 That's possible even within our lifetime, if they really started dedicating themselves towards it. 0.98

01:08:40.000 That's some crazy shit, man. 0.98

01:08:42.000 Maybe spending some of these billions there. 1.00

01:08:44.000 Yeah, fuck all this war shit. 1.00

01:08:46.000 Could you imagine if they really did establish a base on the moon and a base on Mars? 1.00

01:08:50.000 Could you fucking imagine how crazy that would feel just to know that we are on planets? 0.68

01:08:55.000 As kids, we were all told by now that would have happened. 0.97

01:08:58.000 Like, as kids, we were told 2012, oh my god, it's going to be Jetsons land out there.

01:09:03.000 Well, that's the big argument against the moon landing.

01:09:06.000 You know, there's not a whole lot of arguments against the moon landing that make sense.

01:09:09.000 And this is coming from someone who's argued it.

01:09:11.000 I've said to people, I don't believe we landed on the moon. 0.95

01:09:13.000 That's ridiculous. 1.00

01:09:14.000 What the fuck do I know? 1.00

01:09:16.000 I have no idea. 1.00

01:09:16.000 It's preposterous. 1.00

01:09:17.000 But I do know that there hasn't been anything from 1969. It's not cheaper, easier, and faster.

01:09:23.000 I'm not far behind you on that.

01:09:24.000 But the moon landings.

01:09:25.000 It's a fascinating subject.

01:09:28.000 I think most likely what happened is...

01:09:31.000 They did put people on the moon, but they faked a lot of the footage. 0.99

01:09:35.000 There's some of that footage, some photographs that look fake as fuck. 0.96

01:09:39.000 There's even a guy named Jay Wiener who made a documentary about it. 0.94

01:09:42.000 There's something called a front-screen projection method of filming things before they had a green screen.

01:09:48.000 And Kubrick used it in 2001. And his idea is that that's the same techniques they use to fake some of these videos.

01:09:58.000 He doesn't believe that...

01:10:00.000 That the moon landing was a hoax, but what he believes is that some of the video is actually faked.

01:10:07.000 Preposterous.

01:10:07.000 Yeah, preposterous, yes.

01:10:08.000 And it's really a fascinating subject, especially when you consider the fact that we know that they definitely faked some propaganda photos from earlier.

01:10:17.000 NASA had these pictures of Michael Collins And he was attached by wires to this thing, doing training exercises.

01:10:24.000 And all they did was take that and they cropped him and put it in a black background.

01:10:29.000 And they said he was on a moonwalk.

01:10:32.000 It's the exact photo.

01:10:34.000 So we know that that was a standard practice.

01:10:37.000 We know that there was at least some shenanigans going on.

01:10:41.000 For sure.

01:10:41.000 Or someone decided to take a photo and black it out.

01:10:44.000 So his idea was that it's much more likely that they went, but first of all, if they did go, there's a lot of radiation and shit you're dealing with. 0.99

01:10:54.000 You're telling me your film's gonna be hunky-dory out there at 250 degrees on the moon with all the fucking radiation? 0.99

01:11:00.000 You can't even put your film through the airport metal detector, it gets fucked up. 0.99

01:11:04.000 Especially back in 1969. And these were like regular, special Hasselblad cameras that were designed for the moon landing, but they were no different than the cameras here on Earth.

01:11:13.000 They weren't, like, super insulated or something like that.

01:11:16.000 The whole thing is fascinating to me, man.

01:11:18.000 I could trip on it for hours.

01:11:20.000 I wish I knew a dude who was really, really smart who didn't believe it, you know?

01:11:25.000 But I don't.

01:11:25.000 Everybody that I know that doesn't believe it is only marginally smart.

01:11:28.000 And the really smart dudes that I know believe we went to the moon. 0.99

01:11:31.000 So it's a fucking... 0.98

01:11:32.000 It's a real tough argument, you know? 0.99

01:11:36.000 You think we win or no?

01:11:39.000 I don't know.

01:11:40.000 See, it's one of them things.

01:11:41.000 Yeah.

01:11:42.000 I was convinced we didn't go for a while.

01:11:44.000 There's days when I'm like, my biggest thing is like you.

01:11:46.000 It's like, why haven't we been back?

01:11:47.000 Why haven't we been back once in 60 years, or what is it, 70s, almost 50 years?

01:11:52.000 Yeah.

01:11:53.000 Apparently, they were making fun of me about this on some podcast called The Skeptic's Guide to the Universe.

01:11:58.000 I haven't heard it.

01:11:59.000 I heard it's funny, though.

01:12:00.000 And I would make fun of me, too, especially if I was a scientist and I actually knew things.

01:12:05.000 But there's certain things that I find absolutely fascinating about conspiracy theory, and the moon landing is my favorite one.

01:12:14.000 That's my number one one.

01:12:16.000 JFK is mine. 0.97

01:12:17.000 That's a good one, too.

01:12:19.000 That's a good one.

01:12:20.000 And AIDS is not real.

01:12:22.000 That's my other one.

01:12:23.000 That's a good one, too.

01:12:26.000 I never heard that one.

01:12:27.000 Oh, that's a fascinating one.

01:12:28.000 That's one by a guy named Peter Duisburg, who's a biologist.

01:12:34.000 Oh, is this the dude who supposedly pricked himself with it?

01:12:37.000 Oh, I don't know about that.

01:12:39.000 I thought I remember back in the day, like some doctor actually said he had something that was supposedly AIDS virus and pricked himself with it.

01:12:46.000 Yeah.

01:12:47.000 No, I don't know if that's the same guy.

01:12:49.000 This was a while back, though.

01:12:50.000 I'm going to read you a quote from Bill Clinton, and we can get off this moon thing.

01:12:54.000 And this is one of my favorite all-time quotes that anybody's ever said in regards to a conspiracy theory.

01:13:00.000 This is Bill Clinton in his book.

01:13:04.000 He wrote, just a month before, Apollo 11 astronauts Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong had left their colleague Michael Collins aboard Spaceship Columbia and had walked on the moon, beating by five months President Kennedy's goal of putting a man on the moon before the decade was out.

01:13:20.000 The old carpenter asked me if I believed it happened.

01:13:23.000 I said, sure, I saw it on television, and he disagreed.

01:13:26.000 He said that he didn't believe it for a minute and that them television fellers could make things look real that weren't.

01:13:33.000 He goes, back then, I thought the guy was a crank.

01:13:36.000 During my eight years in Washington, I saw some things on TV that made me wonder if he wasn't ahead of his time. 1.00

01:13:43.000 The fucking president said that! 1.00

01:13:46.000 The fucking president said that! 1.00

01:13:48.000 And all it did was leave a real vague, open-ended thing there. 1.00

01:13:52.000 You shouldn't say that, Mr. Clinton.

01:13:54.000 That is not fair.

01:13:56.000 That's him.

01:13:57.000 He's having a laugh about that right now. 0.98

01:13:59.000 He's a troll. 0.99

01:13:59.000 He's taking a piss on everybody, man. 0.99

01:14:02.000 He's a troll. 1.00

01:14:03.000 Maybe he did that shit to sell records or to sell books. 1.00

01:14:06.000 Could you hear about that dude that said that Jimi Hendrix's manager killed him? 1.00

01:14:10.000 Have you heard about that?

01:14:11.000 You know that story?

01:14:12.000 I think that's also another buy my book.

01:14:15.000 You think so?

01:14:16.000 I thought so too until I looked into it.

01:14:18.000 And the way he died, he drowned in wine.

01:14:21.000 They said he had nine sleeping pills in his mouth, and he had swallowed them, and he coughed up a lot of it.

01:14:29.000 Nine sleeping pills and literally drowned in wine.

01:14:33.000 That's what killed him.

01:14:34.000 It's almost like he was taking in wine while he was unconscious. 1.00

01:14:37.000 It's really kind of fucked up. 0.98

01:14:39.000 If the manager really did kill the guy, it's absolutely fascinating. 0.99

01:14:42.000 What was that video of him?

01:14:43.000 Bill Clinton dancing.

01:14:44.000 Oh, no, it's not.

01:14:45.000 Is it really?

01:14:46.000 How dare you?

01:14:49.000 But this guy who was the singer from The Animals, not to do...

01:14:53.000 Eric Burden?

01:14:55.000 No, is that his name?

01:14:56.000 Eric Burden, yeah.

01:14:57.000 The guy who wrote that book.

01:14:58.000 It's Eric Burden and the Animals.

01:15:01.000 The original Animals is always the same guy?

01:15:03.000 I'm pretty sure.

01:15:04.000 That's not the guy's name.

01:15:05.000 Maybe it is the guy's name.

01:15:05.000 I guess we just have to believe it, Robin.

01:15:07.000 Hold on.

01:15:08.000 No, tour manager.

01:15:09.000 You're going to Google me?

01:15:11.000 You're going to Google me?

01:15:15.000 You're talking about...

01:15:16.000 Hendrix murdered.

01:15:18.000 Oh, there you go.

01:15:22.000 Nice buckle, sir.

01:15:24.000 Right?

01:15:25.000 There is a house in New Orleans.

01:15:36.000 They call the rising sun.

01:15:45.000 I don't know that song.

01:15:48.000 I just know that part.

01:15:49.000 James Wright.

01:15:50.000 That's the dude's name.

01:15:52.000 Really?

01:15:53.000 James Tappy Wright.

01:15:54.000 Maybe he wasn't the singer.

01:15:56.000 Maybe he was one of the dudes in the band.

01:15:58.000 Okay.

01:15:58.000 I might be wrong, but the video they showed of him looked like he was the singer.

01:16:03.000 It's pretty fucking fascinating shit, man. 0.99

01:16:05.000 But... 1.00

01:16:06.000 A lot of people are calling bullshit. 0.99

01:16:08.000 A lot of people are calling bullshit, but then other people believe that it happened. 1.00

01:16:11.000 And one of the reasons they also believe it happened is because his manager was a notorious criminal. 0.98

01:16:17.000 Apparently, Hendrix had a really scary manager, this dude named Michael Jeffrey.

01:16:21.000 And he even had Hendrix kidnap once to show Hendrix how much...

01:16:29.000 and hold him for three days.

01:16:30.000 I wasn't familiar with all this.

01:16:31.000 He saved Hendrix.

01:16:33.000 He came in and saved him. 1.00

01:16:34.000 And he said, like, see, see, you know, without me, you're fucked. 0.99

01:16:36.000 And Hendrix's girlfriend apparently hated him. 0.99

01:16:39.000 Well, Hendrix's girlfriend was thrown off the roof of the Chelsea Hotel.

01:16:42.000 She died.

01:16:43.000 And Hendrix died this way.

01:16:46.000 They're both dead.

01:16:47.000 And there's a big life insurance policy, apparently, on Hendrix.

01:16:49.000 And that's the knock that this guy's saying.

01:16:52.000 And this guy, James Wright, wrote a book about it.

01:16:55.000 You know, could be.

01:16:55.000 He's just trying to sell some books.

01:16:57.000 Could be. 0.99

01:16:58.000 But who the fuck knows? 0.98

01:17:00.000 Is the manager dude still around? 0.99

01:17:02.000 No.

01:17:02.000 Died in a plane crash.

01:17:03.000 Died in a plane crash a couple years.

01:17:06.000 Makes me wonder though if it would have came out eventually.

01:17:08.000 Like he might have told somebody or wrote it down in his journal book. 0.99

01:17:13.000 Apparently the manager was a scumbag and was always broke and always owed money and was borrowing money from the mob. 0.98

01:17:20.000 And that was part of the problem was that the mob was involved in all this and he was scared to come out and talk about it. 1.00

01:17:26.000 Who the fuck knows? 1.00

01:17:27.000 If it's not true, fuck you in your ass with a broken bottle, you piece of shit. 1.00

01:17:32.000 If you made that up, you fuckhead, that's true. 1.00

01:17:36.000 But you'd have to be a really fucked up dude to make up a story like that. 1.00

01:17:41.000 Or you could be in a bad situation and just need some cash. 0.99

01:17:44.000 That's the best way to sell a book.

01:17:46.000 Or really had a dislike for the person you're telling the story about.

01:17:49.000 Even though the dude's dead.

01:17:51.000 He's been dead since like 1970-something.

01:17:53.000 I think, man, I don't know.

01:17:55.000 Wish I knew.

01:17:56.000 Wish I knew the dude.

01:17:57.000 I fancy myself a pretty big Jimi Hendrix fan, and I'm totally unfamiliar with any of this stuff.

01:18:02.000 Me too.

01:18:03.000 Girlfriend getting killed and him dying.

01:18:05.000 You know, we heard the legend of him dying on his own, choking on his own vomit.

01:18:10.000 Yeah.

01:18:11.000 You know.

01:18:11.000 Yeah, this all started because I have a thread on my message board where it's called Things They Got Wrong on the podcast.

01:18:21.000 Because, you know, we're always high and talking shit. 0.93

01:18:24.000 We're often incorrect. 0.99

01:18:25.000 So I like to look at it every now and then to find maybe some shit I didn't know. 0.85

01:18:29.000 But sometimes people write things and they don't even bother Google on. 0.92

01:18:32.000 They just say, yeah, you're wrong about this.

01:18:35.000 Do you even research it at all?

01:18:37.000 Like he said, we were talking about Hendrix, and I'm a huge Hendrix fan, and we were talking about heroin once on the show, and why is it so many great musicians love heroin?

01:18:46.000 And all these people were like, Hendrix didn't do heroin!

01:18:49.000 He was arrested for heroin.

01:18:50.000 Yeah.

01:18:51.000 He was arrested for heroin.

01:18:51.000 He didn't shoot up heroin.

01:18:53.000 He wasn't a junkie.

01:18:54.000 Snorting it.

01:18:54.000 Yeah.

01:18:55.000 But, I mean, the crazy thing is, like, why would you even say that?

01:18:57.000 All you have to do is just Google it.

01:18:59.000 Just Google it first.

01:19:00.000 Are you sure you know Jimmy so well?

01:19:02.000 Right.

01:19:03.000 But that is, that's leftover.

01:19:05.000 That's the internet.

01:19:06.000 The internet's going to fix that eventually. 0.97

01:19:08.000 But this is, like, some leftover legacy shit where people can write. 0.83

01:19:11.000 It should be, like, you know, there's Spellcheck. 0.97

01:19:13.000 It should be like reality check. 1.00

01:19:15.000 Like you write something on a message board and Wikipedia goes, go fuck yourself, stupid. 1.00

01:19:19.000 That's not true. 1.00

01:19:20.000 And it just shows you, it underlines, this is an incorrect statement. 1.00

01:19:24.000 The internet's going to cure it, just like those fuckheads in Kentucky, those stupid kids with their photos blasted across the internet today. 1.00

01:19:32.000 The internet's going to cure you all. 1.00

01:19:34.000 They used to do that shit all the time in Ohio, though. 0.99

01:19:37.000 Big Ohio State-Michigan games and shit like that. 0.99

01:19:41.000 You would walk down the street and cars would just be on fire. 0.96

01:19:46.000 People would be lighting dumpsters on fire.

01:19:49.000 And then they would bomb the whole entire neighborhood with gas. 1.00

01:19:53.000 And so even in your house, you're sitting there, fucking eyes watering and shit. 1.00

01:19:56.000 And you just had to wrap towels around your head. 1.00

01:19:59.000 In certain places, there's a lot of people with some pent-up energy. 1.00

01:20:03.000 And they need to blow that shit out. 1.00

01:20:04.000 And these dumb fucks have been doing it like this for so long, but now everybody with their cell phone cameras and shit, you can't just do that anymore. 1.00

01:20:10.000 I'd say, dude, it's over. 1.00

01:20:12.000 It's over. 1.00

01:20:12.000 Getting away with shit is just over. 1.00

01:20:14.000 I mean, like, I can't even see, like, don't get married if you... 1.00

01:20:18.000 Plan on, like, being, like, a cheating person.

01:20:21.000 Eventually, somebody's gonna put you on blast.

01:20:24.000 Somebody's gonna take care of your business for you.

01:20:27.000 Yeah.

01:20:27.000 There's no...

01:20:28.000 There's no...

01:20:29.000 You gotta be integrated today.

01:20:31.000 You gotta be integrated with the Hive.

01:20:33.000 You know?

01:20:34.000 When wifey can just google it up or who's talking to him? 1.00

01:20:38.000 Twitter or Facebook and look and whatever.

01:20:40.000 There's no privacy no more.

01:20:41.000 Especially when you volunteer my information.

01:20:44.000 I'm here and I'm doing this and here's pictures from here.

01:20:47.000 What do you think about people that are having to give up their Facebook information to get jobs?

01:20:52.000 Have you heard that?

01:20:53.000 Yeah, yeah, I've heard about it.

01:20:54.000 They gotta give up their Facebook passwords. 1.00

01:20:56.000 Before it even started becoming a story, I used to tell my nephews and nieces, I'd see some of the ignorant shit they'd post, and I'd be like, yo, this shit never goes away. 0.99

01:21:06.000 I was like, there's gonna be a time and a day when a motherfucker's gonna look to hire you, and all he's gonna have to do is Google this, and bang, all that's gonna be right in a pre-organized section for him. 0.98

01:21:17.000 I tried to get rid of my MySpace. 0.94

01:21:20.000 It's hard.

01:21:22.000 They're holding on for dear life.

01:21:23.000 You can't even delete them.

01:21:24.000 I'm serious, man.

01:21:25.000 They were supposed to send me email instructions.

01:21:27.000 I gave them my email address.

01:21:28.000 Send me email instructions.

01:21:29.000 They're like, oh, it got lost in the email.

01:21:33.000 You know what they're like?

01:21:34.000 They're like a girlfriend from high school that's holding out. 0.99

01:21:36.000 She really believes that this whole wife and kids thing, that shit ain't going to work out. 0.99

01:21:40.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:21:41.000 She's just going to hang in there. 0.99

01:21:42.000 This Facebook thing is not going to last.

01:21:44.000 Facebook is nothing.

01:21:45.000 Come on.

01:21:46.000 MySpace was huge two years ago.

01:21:48.000 Before that, nothing!

01:21:49.000 Come on.

01:21:49.000 MySpace is coming back.

01:21:50.000 They really want to believe.

01:21:52.000 I logged in the other day.

01:21:54.000 Did you?

01:21:54.000 I did, too.

01:21:55.000 Somebody didn't believe.

01:21:56.000 I haven't even looked at it in God knows how long.

01:21:59.000 I had that spat about the country music thing.

01:22:01.000 I think my managers still deal with it, though, because there's parts of the world where I believe it's still viable.

01:22:06.000 I don't think so.

01:22:07.000 Like Russia, I think, still messes with MySpace a little bit.

01:22:10.000 Just to give people viruses.

01:22:12.000 It's just a good distribution method for computer viruses.

01:22:15.000 I went there the other day to prove that my dog's name was Johnny Cash.

01:22:19.000 So I had to find it.

01:22:20.000 I knew there was a photo of him somewhere.

01:22:22.000 Something about Johnny Cash.

01:22:23.000 So I had to find it.

01:22:24.000 The only place was on my MySpace.

01:22:26.000 Yeah, I forgot I had a fake band on MySpace and I found like seven songs I wrote.

01:22:31.000 One was called Jiu Jitsu and it was all about Jiu Jitsu.

01:22:33.000 What's the fake band?

01:22:34.000 It was called Java Lamps.

01:22:36.000 It's still on there.

01:22:36.000 Oh, that's right.

01:22:37.000 Remember MySpace?

01:22:38.000 Yeah.

01:22:38.000 Remember when we were going to do MySpace for 10 Foot Screws?

01:22:41.000 Yeah.

01:22:42.000 Dude, one time, we were in Denver, and it was me and my boy Eddie Bravo and my buddy Tate and Duncan and Brian, and we walked by a wig shop.

01:22:52.000 We were just baked, fucking around, wandering through Denver. 0.89

01:22:56.000 Denver's a great town. 0.98

01:22:57.000 And we see this wig shop, so we said, let's just go in and see what's up.

01:23:01.000 For whatever reason, we decided to buy these big crazy wigs. 1.00

01:23:04.000 So all of them wore these wigs and we pretended to be a band.

01:23:09.000 And the band was called Ten Foot Screws.

01:23:11.000 And this is like after my comedy show.

01:23:13.000 Eddie Bravo went on stage.

01:23:15.000 We introduced him as the lead singer from Ten Foot Screws.

01:23:18.000 And he had the audience...

01:23:20.000 Let me hear some noise over here!

01:23:22.000 He would go back and forth with them, and he gave out these flyers saying that they were free tickets to the after party, and made up an address like 16th Street and El Pollo logo.

01:23:32.000 You had to think something was going on while it was happening, because everybody was like, this is a...

01:23:42.000 And they wore them for the whole weekend, man. 0.78

01:23:44.000 It was a really ridiculous weekend.

01:23:46.000 But there's a very funny video about it.

01:23:49.000 Is that video out there?

01:23:51.000 How do you find that, Brian?

01:23:52.000 It's Joe Show 7, 10 Foot Screws.

01:23:55.000 Just Google 10 Foot Screws. 0.99

01:23:56.000 I mean, it was some really funny shit. 0.97

01:23:59.000 They had people auditioning to be in the band. 0.98

01:24:02.000 Remember that dude that got him to get on his knees?

01:24:06.000 I'm not doing it justice.

01:24:07.000 You have to see it.

01:24:08.000 You have to see the video.

01:24:09.000 I'm going to check it out.

01:24:10.000 Probably wouldn't be so funny to you.

01:24:11.000 For you, it's like, you know, if a bunch of your friends went out and pretended to be stand-up comedians and dressed like a stand-up comedian. 0.99

01:24:19.000 We've done similar shit, man. 0.99

01:24:20.000 I get it, man. 1.00

01:24:21.000 Life on the road, man.

01:24:23.000 Yeah, it gets weird, right?

01:24:24.000 Do you go, like, for long periods, or do you just weekends and come back?

01:24:28.000 No, I still go out for a month or two, you know, at a time, you know, if I got to.

01:24:34.000 If I can do the weekend thing, it's why the acoustic thing has been becoming kind of convenient.

01:24:40.000 People are digging on it, and it's easy to do.

01:24:43.000 I can travel quicker and move faster.

01:24:46.000 Yeah, when you say a month at a time, is there, like, is it...

01:24:50.000 Is it logistically more effective to do a month at a time?

01:24:52.000 Like, once you have the stuff out there, your equipment, you just keep moving it?

01:24:55.000 Is that the idea?

01:24:56.000 Yeah.

01:24:56.000 You just kind of move from one town to the next.

01:24:59.000 But is it because it's too difficult to fly all the way to Chicago?

01:25:02.000 I think your stuff revolves more around weekends, you know what I mean?

01:25:04.000 Like, music, I'll play Wednesday night, you know what I mean?

01:25:07.000 I'll play Tuesday night.

01:25:08.000 Right.

01:25:09.000 In a town, you know, it's...

01:25:11.000 Yeah, most comedy does revolve around weekends, but there's a lot of dudes who do, like, off-night gigs.

01:25:17.000 I do a lot of off-night gigs for the UFC, because sometimes we'll do, like, a fight night in somewhere, Omaha, Nebraska, or some shit on a Wednesday night, so I'll have a comedy show on a Tuesday night.

01:25:28.000 But, yeah, music is more of an everyday thing, you think?

01:25:32.000 I guess.

01:25:33.000 You know, it just seems like, you know, that's the traveling band, man.

01:25:37.000 You gotta keep it moving.

01:25:38.000 I mean, to keep loading and flying like a whole ton of gear just gets old, man.

01:25:42.000 Back and forth, yeah.

01:25:42.000 It gets old.

01:25:43.000 You put it in a trailer, I mean, you still gotta unload and unpack and unpack.

01:25:47.000 So you just drag it around.

01:25:48.000 You fly it out there once, and then you drag it around in a bus, and then you bring it back.

01:25:52.000 A lot of times, I just roll the bus up here to LA and take off from here.

01:25:56.000 And so now, when you do acoustic, all you have to do is fly, right?

01:25:59.000 Yeah, I can fly more.

01:26:00.000 I can definitely get around easier.

01:26:03.000 Are you allowed to bring a guitar on the plane?

01:26:05.000 If not, these cases are built for underneath.

01:26:08.000 Really?

01:26:09.000 Yeah. 0.81

01:26:09.000 They can take a beating? 0.81

01:26:10.000 They can take a beating.

01:26:11.000 Did you ever see that video, United Airlines Breaks Guitars?

01:26:15.000 Uh-uh, I have to check that one out.

01:26:17.000 You ever seen it?

01:26:18.000 Uh-uh. 1.00

01:26:18.000 Brian, pull that shit up on YouTube. 1.00

01:26:19.000 It's kind of funny. 1.00

01:26:20.000 Oh, you're going to freak me out now, huh? 1.00

01:26:21.000 It's a band that made a song about it because they were fucking throwing his shit around. 0.99

01:26:26.000 I think I remember hearing something about this. 0.99

01:26:28.000 Yeah, it's actually not a bad song.

01:26:30.000 It's not my kind of music, but when you think of the context of how this guy had to create it and then create a music video...

01:26:40.000 United Airlines on my way to Nebraska The plane departed Halifax connecting in Chicago's O'Hare While on the ground a passenger said from the seat behind me My God,

01:26:59.000 they're throwing guitars out there The band and I exchanged a look best described as terror at the action on the tarmac and knowing whose projectiles these would be.

01:27:19.000 So before I left Chicago, I alerted three employees who showed complete indifference towards me.

01:27:28.000 United, United, you broke my Taylor guitar.

01:27:40.000 United, some big help you are.

01:27:49.000 You broke it, you should fix it.

01:27:52.000 Your libel just admitted.

01:27:54.000 I should have flown with someone else.

01:27:57.000 We're gone by car.

01:27:59.000 Because United breaks guitar.

01:28:05.000 How many hits does that video have?

01:28:08.000 uh...

01:28:09.000 11 million. 1.00

01:28:12.000 Suck it, United. 1.00

01:28:14.000 I think if I remember correctly, they ended up buying him new guitars and all this shit. 1.00

01:28:19.000 Yeah, I think he wouldn't take it, though. 0.80

01:28:21.000 I think he wouldn't take the money.

01:28:23.000 I think they offered it to him, but he said no.

01:28:25.000 He was upset that it took so much and so long for them to pay that they should have just paid him like a normal person should get paid.

01:28:31.000 Well, you think a stipulation might have been take the video down, too?

01:28:34.000 Yeah, I bet it would.

01:28:36.000 I bet that's exactly what it was.

01:28:38.000 Of course.

01:28:39.000 I wouldn't have gone for that one either. 1.00

01:28:40.000 Fuck you, man. 1.00

01:28:44.000 One guitar bitch, you know how much publicity 11 million YouTube hits gets? 1.00

01:28:47.000 Right. 1.00

01:28:48.000 Holy shit. 0.99

01:28:49.000 I'm getting gigs off of that. 0.98

01:28:51.000 Exactly.

01:28:52.000 Well, he is.

01:28:53.000 I had never heard of the guy.

01:28:54.000 And it's a good, I mean, like I said, it's not necessarily my kind of music, but it's a good version of that kind of music.

01:28:59.000 He's a good artist.

01:29:00.000 And then I checked out his stuff online.

01:29:02.000 He's sort of like a folksy.

01:29:05.000 DaveCarrollSpecial.com.

01:29:06.000 Yeah, he's like a folksy type of a character.

01:29:09.000 That's funny. 0.99

01:29:10.000 You never had your shit get broken? 1.00

01:29:12.000 No. 1.00

01:29:13.000 I've had close.

01:29:14.000 I used to run with different cases and this actual guitar, the case had a hole punched through it.

01:29:20.000 Luckily it didn't do any damage to the guitar. 0.99

01:29:23.000 Damn, that must have freaked you the fuck out. 0.99

01:29:25.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:29:26.000 That's what initiated me.

01:29:28.000 How old was that guitar?

01:29:30.000 I've had this probably about 10-12 years.

01:29:33.000 Mother of Pearl inlays in there.

01:29:35.000 Yeah, this is John Paul Larrave.

01:29:36.000 He's a Canadian company.

01:29:38.000 They make handmade guitars, and I just love this guitar.

01:29:42.000 I play this.

01:29:44.000 I play Gibson Doves and Hummingbirds, too.

01:29:47.000 Is it special woods?

01:29:48.000 Like how many different woods are used in a guitar?

01:29:51.000 I don't know, dude.

01:29:52.000 It's like, you know, several, but I wouldn't even know.

01:29:56.000 They're like cars.

01:29:57.000 I don't know how the hell they work.

01:29:58.000 I just play them.

01:29:59.000 Really?

01:29:59.000 I just drive them.

01:29:59.000 I just play them.

01:30:01.000 One of the things that fascinates me the most about acoustic guitars is that it's organic.

01:30:06.000 Like if you're looking at that thing, that's just some lacquer or some clear finish over some beautiful natural wood.

01:30:13.000 You know, I love that.

01:30:14.000 I love that that was created by a craftsman.

01:30:17.000 You know, that's not something you could really do with just a, you know, a machine and a hole punch and spit it out.

01:30:23.000 No.

01:30:23.000 You know, that's a real piece of craftsmanship, you know?

01:30:26.000 I love this right up here.

01:30:27.000 If you're going to get something on the camera.

01:30:29.000 Oh.

01:30:29.000 Little angel right there.

01:30:31.000 Wow.

01:30:32.000 Love that.

01:30:33.000 Oh, Mother of Pearl, right?

01:30:34.000 Is that abalone or Mother of Pearl?

01:30:35.000 Mother of Pearl. 1.00

01:30:36.000 Wow, that's fucking dope. 1.00

01:30:38.000 Yeah, I love it. 0.99

01:30:39.000 Yeah, that's not just a musical instrument.

01:30:43.000 I mean, that's a work of art.

01:30:45.000 That's a piece of artwork.

01:30:46.000 I've written a lot of my songs on it.

01:30:48.000 I bet you have.

01:30:49.000 Let's hear another one.

01:30:50.000 What do you got?

01:30:51.000 Well, before I do this next one, I just want to say one of the reasons I asked you to come on this week was...

01:30:57.000 I've made it pretty public now that my daughter was born with a disorder called cystic fibrosis.

01:31:03.000 And I'm starting to get kind of heavy on wanting to get involved in the fundraising tip.

01:31:09.000 And I'm actually getting involved with an organization called the CF Foundation.

01:31:16.000 CFF.org if you need any facts about what CF is.

01:31:20.000 But it's like basically a pulmonary and respiratory disorder where basically the cells kind of process salt wrong.

01:31:29.000 And I'm no genius with this.

01:31:30.000 My wife could explain it to you perfectly.

01:31:32.000 But basically, you develop a much thicker mucus in your lungs than normal.

01:31:36.000 And they have to, like, my daughter takes treatments to shake them loose and whatnot. 0.99

01:31:41.000 And essentially, you know, that develops over time and kind of constricts the breathing and leads to, you know, an early demise for a lot of kids and whatnot.

01:31:52.000 But they're doing a lot of really good breakthrough work right now.

01:31:55.000 Like, seriously, like, could within the next decade get a wrap around this thing?

01:32:00.000 It's all privately funded.

01:32:02.000 I'm going to be doing concerts and some other things in the future, but right now we have a team.

01:32:06.000 I tweeted you about it and you retweeted it in the link.

01:32:09.000 I'm sure you can find the link and just throw it up on the thing one more time.

01:32:12.000 We're doing a little walk, you know what I mean?

01:32:14.000 Just trying to get a little kind of thing started.

01:32:18.000 This next song is kind of about...

01:32:21.000 Learning, my wife and myself, learning about this and how we dealt with it.

01:32:26.000 It's called 65 Roses, and it's called 65 Roses because when children try to say 65 Roses, it often comes out sounding like 65 Roses.

01:32:37.000 So a lot of the organizations kind of revolve around that theme.

01:32:40.000 But this song is just, it seemed fitting title.

01:32:43.000 Yeah.

01:32:43.000 So.

01:33:13.000 Been a bit of a while since I seen you smile It's been too long, baby, what went wrong?

01:33:21.000 Tell me how it got spoiled.

01:33:22.000 Tell me when it went bad.

01:33:25.000 And how to get back to the times that we had.

01:33:29.000 When we were both young and our spirits were bold.

01:33:33.000 Now we're just angry and we act like we're old.

01:33:36.000 We can't even talk it out without one of us walking away.

01:33:44.000 When you were 18, I just turned 29. I was fresh out the coffin, girl, and you were so fine.

01:33:52.000 The future was bright and the world did seem new.

01:33:55.000 I was with some other woman, but I was thanking you.

01:33:59.000 I knew how it hurts.

01:34:01.000 I knew how it feels.

01:34:03.000 I knew how it aches, cause the heart never heals.

01:34:07.000 When we're so busy screaming, we don't hear the words that we say.

01:34:14.000 We've taken our lumps.

01:34:16.000 We took a few blows.

01:34:18.000 We hit a few bumps.

01:34:20.000 Had our fair share of woes.

01:34:22.000 We tried to see good through all of the bad.

01:34:26.000 Put on our smiles and pretend we're not sad.

01:34:30.000 We gotta be tough.

01:34:32.000 We gotta be strong.

01:34:34.000 We gotta be right.

01:34:36.000 Can't afford to be wrong.

01:34:37.000 And it's hard to shake the blues when you're reading bad news every day.

01:34:45.000 We worry too much for one couple to bear.

01:34:49.000 We hunger so much for one person to care.

01:34:53.000 We're fooling our families.

01:34:55.000 We're fooling our friends.

01:34:57.000 We pray that the pain and the frustration ends.

01:35:01.000 Hope is a chance.

01:35:03.000 Hope is a dream.

01:35:05.000 Hope is a drug.

01:35:06.000 Maybe hope's a vaccine.

01:35:08.000 In a race against time, I get down on my knees and I pray.

01:35:16.000 I shout at the devil and I curse the Lord.

01:35:20.000 I promise them everything I can afford.

01:35:24.000 I'd sell off my soul, I'd lie and deceive.

01:35:28.000 I've tried to be righteous, I've tried to believe.

01:35:32.000 I pray every prayer and kick all of my highs.

01:35:36.000 For hours I stare at those beautiful eyes.

01:35:39.000 All of my problems seem to be melting away.

01:35:47.000 A smile on her face says, Daddy, everything is okay.

01:35:53.000 In the race against time, I get down on my knees and I pray Thank you That's beautiful, man.

01:36:14.000 How did you change from being essentially like a rap guy?

01:36:20.000 When you came out with House of Pain, you were like a rapper.

01:36:23.000 And then you became like this blues dude along the way. 1.00

01:36:28.000 I think you fucked a lot of people's heads up with that Whitey Ford shit. 1.00

01:36:31.000 A lot of people didn't see that coming. 1.00

01:36:33.000 When you came out with What It's Like, a lot of people were like, whoa.

01:36:37.000 A lot of it had to do with a good friend just encouraging me once he heard me doing it.

01:36:42.000 I used to always play guitar and stuff just kind of on the low.

01:36:47.000 Write little ditties.

01:36:49.000 And I was recording.

01:36:51.000 I had left House of Pain and was recording with a homeboy of mine, and he was helping me produce the record, this guy Dante Ross, and he heard me strumming out what actually became what it's like.

01:37:01.000 Just in his living room, I was playing a guitar, and he was like, what is that?

01:37:05.000 And he was like, we're gonna record it, and I trusted him enough to believe it.

01:37:09.000 Okay, let's go for it.

01:37:11.000 Wow.

01:37:12.000 Did you feel like you were pigeonholed as a rapper?

01:37:15.000 People wouldn't accept it?

01:37:16.000 Or were you thinking of it?

01:37:17.000 Well, I remember the label.

01:37:19.000 The label, dude.

01:37:20.000 They hated it. 0.99

01:37:21.000 They thought I was really fucking up. 0.99

01:37:25.000 Really? 0.99

01:37:25.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:37:26.000 They thought I was really doing the wrong thing.

01:37:30.000 Thank God they thought that.

01:37:32.000 I love when people are wrong like that.

01:37:34.000 I love it.

01:37:35.000 It's poetic.

01:37:37.000 And then I've just fallen in love with writing songs.

01:37:39.000 I mean, I think...

01:37:40.000 All the time I've spent as an MC and writing lyrics as a rapper has helped me learn how to craft words in a way that the songwriting is that much better for it. 0.79

01:37:51.000 That's true because a lot of rappers, you know, that's one thing that rappers don't get enough credit for is the complexity of their verses compared to a lot of shit that you hear from just singers and songwriters.

01:38:02.000 Yeah, like that entire song I just did, a rapper might use that many words in one verse.

01:38:07.000 Yeah.

01:38:08.000 You know what I mean?

01:38:08.000 Not always well, but what I'm saying is you have to learn to use the words and use a lot of them.

01:38:14.000 Yeah.

01:38:15.000 Some not always well, but look at Nas.

01:38:18.000 And when you can be even more selective about how many words, it becomes easier in a sense.

01:38:25.000 Like, oh, I can choose less words and say more because I'm singing and I'm playing this tune with it.

01:38:31.000 Yeah, that's an interesting place to come from if you really think about it that way.

01:38:35.000 Because, yeah, there's so many more words in a rap song.

01:38:39.000 Like I said, not in a Soulja Boy song.

01:38:42.000 Do you consider that rap?

01:38:43.000 What is Soulja Boy?

01:38:44.000 You know, the things I'm familiar with about him are just kind of like chants more than anything. 0.93

01:38:52.000 Yeah, it's funny how shit goes that gets stuck in the rap genre. 0.82

01:38:57.000 But I mean, Lil Jon made a career doing that. 0.97

01:38:59.000 He wasn't a rap rapper.

01:39:00.000 He'd come up with good catch little phrases and have like eight of them on a song.

01:39:05.000 People scream out when they're drunk at a club. 1.00

01:39:07.000 Motherfuckers in here getting hype. 1.00

01:39:09.000 Motherfucker's in here getting hype. 1.00

01:39:11.000 Yeah, yeah. 1.00

01:39:11.000 You have a whole song like that, you know what I mean? 1.00

01:39:13.000 Yeah.

01:39:15.000 Hate if you want on Soulja Boy, but there's cats that have been doing it before him, you know?

01:39:18.000 Right.

01:39:19.000 So what did the label say?

01:39:20.000 Get money.

01:39:20.000 Anybody gets money, good for you.

01:39:23.000 Get money.

01:39:24.000 Get money.

01:39:25.000 What did the label say?

01:39:28.000 They couldn't say much.

01:39:30.000 I was luckily kind of a big fish on a small label. 0.99

01:39:32.000 Did anybody pull you aside and go, you're fucking up, kid? 0.99

01:39:35.000 No, they didn't pull me aside. 0.99

01:39:36.000 They told me blatantly what they thought.

01:39:38.000 What were the words that they chose?

01:39:40.000 We think you need to choose whether you're a rapper or a singer, or it's two different projects.

01:39:45.000 They didn't think it was one project.

01:39:47.000 That's hilarious.

01:39:48.000 Because I was doing this, like what had happened was I went to New York and was doing, I quit House of Pain basically and thought I was over.

01:39:55.000 I was just like, music's over now.

01:39:57.000 I mean, really?

01:39:58.000 Come on, what am I going to do now?

01:39:59.000 I just was kind of down and my buddy called me and said, screw everything, to hell with labels.

01:40:05.000 Come to New York and make some music.

01:40:07.000 And I went out there strictly to make a hip-hop record.

01:40:09.000 So I made all these hip-hop songs.

01:40:10.000 All the hip-hop songs on that Whitey Force record were done first. 0.61

01:40:15.000 They were done.

01:40:16.000 And then the other stuff started happening.

01:40:18.000 And we were just like...

01:40:19.000 Just between me and Jantra, we kind of were like, this could work.

01:40:23.000 If we piece it together right, it makes kind of sense.

01:40:27.000 And it just made sense to us.

01:40:29.000 Yeah, I remember I heard what it's like and I went, whoa. 1.00

01:40:32.000 Look at this motherfucker. 1.00

01:40:34.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:40:36.000 You took a crazy chance. 1.00

01:40:38.000 God, it was the best shit you did. 1.00

01:40:40.000 Even though I'm a huge House of Pain fan, I love that. 0.99

01:40:43.000 But I like your singing better, man.

01:40:45.000 I mean, jump around's an all-time classic, period.

01:40:47.000 Always will be.

01:40:48.000 The Louie Louie of the 90s.

01:40:50.000 When Marcus Davis used to fight in the UFC was one of the things I loved. 0.99

01:40:54.000 He'd come out to jump around with a fucking kilt on. 0.99

01:40:56.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:40:57.000 Some other dudes need to come out to that, man. 1.00

01:41:00.000 That's a hype-up fight music.

01:41:02.000 We need some more Irish fighters.

01:41:04.000 Oh, yeah.

01:41:06.000 I remember the one that you teamed up with, Santana.

01:41:10.000 What's it called?

01:41:11.000 Put Your Lights On.

01:41:12.000 That was one of my favorite jams back in the day. 0.99

01:41:14.000 And that's what really made me go, fuck yeah, you're legit. 0.98

01:41:19.000 That was a good hookup. 0.98

01:41:22.000 How did that ever come across?

01:41:23.000 That was kind of crazy, because...

01:41:26.000 Basically, what happened is I recorded that whole YD4 record, then this heart thing happened, and I wound up getting surgery, like emergency surgery, and woke up from it, and found out that I had canceled my medical insurance because my accountant at the time had ripped me off for a couple hundred grand in taxes.

01:41:45.000 So like I woke up from heart surgery like with my house like basically on the blocks and the government calling me for money and I was in my house it was in Laurel Canyon in Mount Olympus and it was on the hill you could see the whole city and the house was empty except for me in a chair and I was moving into a little apartment like it was it was it was get humble time That's

01:42:22.000 awesome.

01:42:26.000 And it was like, hey now, all you sinners put your lights on.

01:42:29.000 The craziest thing is I just told this story at one of these acoustic things.

01:42:32.000 It's something that I realized recently that I never really talk about much.

01:42:37.000 But when I was in the hospital after this surgery, I think hospitals kill more people than anything.

01:42:45.000 From my experience.

01:42:46.000 As much as the surgeon saved my life and his technique and all that, the hospital damn near killed me.

01:42:52.000 What do you mean?

01:42:53.000 You don't rest in a hospital.

01:42:55.000 They tell you, get rest and all this.

01:42:56.000 But every other minute, somebody's coming in and sticking a needle in you.

01:43:02.000 And even in a great hospital.

01:43:04.000 I was in a great hospital.

01:43:05.000 I was probably in one of the best hospitals in the world.

01:43:08.000 It's still, like, it's not nurses that do these things anymore.

01:43:12.000 There's, like, sub...

01:43:13.000 Sub-nurses, like helpers, assistants. 0.86

01:43:17.000 That's all they do is come and take blood from everybody.

01:43:20.000 He goes around with his tray, everything.

01:43:21.000 But you're always getting poked and rotted.

01:43:24.000 They're doing something to you and not telling you what it is.

01:43:27.000 I didn't even get explained about the thing ticking in my chest until two days after I woke up.

01:43:32.000 I was going nuts from hearing the sound.

01:43:35.000 I think I told this story last time about a telltale heart.

01:43:38.000 I was like, I'm going nuts.

01:43:41.000 So you hear that all day?

01:43:42.000 All day.

01:43:43.000 It's like white noise to me now, but yeah, I can take my pulse. 1.00

01:43:46.000 Put that shit up to the mic again. 0.99

01:43:47.000 People who haven't heard this need to hear this It's so crazy what? 1.00

01:43:59.000 Wow. 0.99

01:44:00.000 That's real shit right there. 0.99

01:44:02.000 So one of the nights, like I was only, I only stayed there like six days. 0.99

01:44:06.000 I was supposed to be there like a couple weeks.

01:44:08.000 But like they let me go home because I was losing it.

01:44:11.000 I was going to die.

01:44:11.000 Because nobody would let you sleep.

01:44:12.000 They just wouldn't let me rest and I was losing it.

01:44:14.000 I thought I was convinced I was going to die in the hospital basically.

01:44:18.000 Wow.

01:44:18.000 But the night before they let me go, I was losing it.

01:44:21.000 I mean like That kind of tears where they're just coming out of your eyes and a woman came in, this nurse, and was the first person to actually just touch me with some humanity and care and be like, oh, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright.

01:44:33.000 And it soothed me enough that I fell asleep, woke up the next day, I was able to get out of the hospital, I got home.

01:44:38.000 Wow.

01:44:39.000 A couple weeks later when I was feeling up to it, I was like, I want to go back and thank this nurse.

01:44:44.000 You know what I mean?

01:44:44.000 I made my people take me to the hospital because I was still walking around frail.

01:44:49.000 Can I guess something?

01:44:50.000 Can I guess something?

01:44:51.000 This person...

01:44:51.000 She didn't exist.

01:44:52.000 Didn't exist.

01:44:53.000 Wow.

01:44:53.000 Didn't exist.

01:44:55.000 How did you know that, Joe?

01:44:56.000 You are the guy, the angel.

01:44:57.000 I knew by the way you said it.

01:44:59.000 The way you said it was setting up a ghost story.

01:45:01.000 Well, I mean, it's about the song.

01:45:03.000 There's an angel, there's a monster sitting under my bed.

01:45:06.000 That was the noise of me.

01:45:09.000 What is this?

01:45:10.000 This is what he's talking about.

01:45:12.000 That was the noise of the heart of death.

01:45:15.000 And then the angel with her hand on my head was the woman. 1.00

01:45:22.000 This is a great fucking song. 1.00

01:45:25.000 Turn that shit up. 1.00

01:45:26.000 That's sick. 1.00

01:45:47.000 There's a darkness living deep in my soul.

01:45:52.000 Still got a purpose to serve.

01:45:58.000 So let your light shine deep into my heart. 0.99

01:46:05.000 Damn, my hair was black. 0.99

01:46:08.000 Isn't that crazy when you see yourself? 1.00

01:46:10.000 It's white now.

01:46:13.000 Weird seeing yourself age, isn't it?

01:46:15.000 Dude, that is a beautiful song. 1.00

01:46:18.000 Yeah, that shit is white now. 1.00

01:46:21.000 Wow, that's crazy. 1.00

01:46:25.000 It's nuts seeing that song.

01:46:27.000 Yeah, I constantly have to dye my hair, and that's what my kitchen just looks like, where you splatter a little bit on your toilet or on your wall, and so now it just looks like there's blood everywhere in my bathroom.

01:46:40.000 I just gotta own it, man.

01:46:41.000 I can't just ferment it, man.

01:46:43.000 I mean, what am I gonna do with the beard, man?

01:46:45.000 Right.

01:46:46.000 Wifey likes it anyways, man. 1.00

01:46:48.000 Wifey likes it. 1.00

01:46:49.000 A lot of guys get in there with a brush and do the whole beard.

01:46:52.000 I'm going to own it.

01:46:54.000 I earned every one of these, man.

01:46:56.000 Indeed.

01:46:57.000 Indeed.

01:46:58.000 And I ain't older.

01:46:59.000 I'm 42. This is like, remember, I've had heart surgeries.

01:47:01.000 I've lived eight lives so far, man.

01:47:03.000 I'm good.

01:47:05.000 Hearing that song, knowing that story, it makes it so much different.

01:47:08.000 It's amazing.

01:47:09.000 It's amazing how much it fires you up. 0.93

01:47:11.000 Dude, that is the root of all fucking brilliance and creativity is a man with his back pushed against the wall who just fires back. 1.00

01:47:20.000 That's the best shit. 1.00

01:47:21.000 It was a rough time. 1.00

01:47:22.000 Think about how good that goddamn song is. 0.99

01:47:23.000 It's one of your best songs ever. 0.99

01:47:25.000 I mean, you got a lot of great fucking songs, but that's an all-timer, bro. 0.97

01:47:29.000 That's an all-timer. 0.99

01:47:30.000 And when you think about where it came from, you know?

01:47:33.000 Do you ever work with Santana anymore?

01:47:36.000 I haven't heard from him, you know, quite a while. 0.98

01:47:39.000 Boy, how dumb does your old label feel? 1.00

01:47:41.000 Stupid motherfuckers. 1.00

01:47:43.000 Well, they're not in business anymore. 1.00

01:47:44.000 I know, but when that song, whoever the asshole was that actually said to you it was a bad idea, when that song came out, boy, did that dude feel stupid. 0.99

01:47:50.000 Yeah, that record sold a lot of records, man. 0.99

01:47:53.000 Is that guy still in the music business? 1.00

01:47:54.000 That fucking dummy that gave you shitty advice? 1.00

01:47:57.000 No, not really. 1.00

01:47:59.000 It's always amazing when someone who's not... 0.99

01:48:02.000 He's on some real Deepak Chopra type shit now. 0.99

01:48:05.000 Oh. 0.99

01:48:05.000 I mean, I made him a good $40 million, man. 0.99

01:48:09.000 Whoa.

01:48:10.000 That's a lot of money.

01:48:12.000 You sell a guy for 4 million records.

01:48:16.000 That's not counting the House of Pain records.

01:48:18.000 That's another probably 3 or 4 million records.

01:48:20.000 Yeah.

01:48:24.000 There's people who sold a lot more, but I ain't mad.

01:48:27.000 I ain't sneezing at it.

01:48:28.000 You don't want to be number one, man.

01:48:31.000 You just want to be able to buy those Audis.

01:48:33.000 I like my life.

01:48:35.000 I always tell people I like that the music's more famous than my face, man.

01:48:39.000 I really do. 1.00

01:48:40.000 Fuck yeah. 1.00

01:48:41.000 That's what I say about Steve... 1.00

01:48:42.000 What's his name?

01:48:43.000 Because I'm going to the Olive Bar, like, right at the Ralph's down the street after this and get me some olives and some crackers and, like, nobody will bother me.

01:48:50.000 Yeah, you can sneak...

01:48:51.000 Steve Miller.

01:48:52.000 Nobody knows what Steve Miller looks like.

01:48:53.000 Not a person alive that knows what Steve Miller looks like.

01:48:56.000 That guy could be anywhere.

01:48:58.000 Mick Jagger can't go anywhere.

01:48:59.000 You know? 0.89

01:49:00.000 Not that Steve Miller would ever reach the status of the Rolling Stones, but pretty goddamn successful. 0.93

01:49:06.000 You know? 0.85

01:49:06.000 I ain't mad. 0.85

01:49:08.000 I ain't mad.

01:49:09.000 Do you really hang out at the Olive Bar in Burbank?

01:49:11.000 I don't hang out.

01:49:12.000 Not the Olive Garden, the Olive Bar at Ralph's, where you have all the exotic olives.

01:49:17.000 Oh, okay.

01:49:18.000 I like olives.

01:49:18.000 You heard Olive Garden.

01:49:20.000 You just heard olives.

01:49:20.000 I said Olive Bar.

01:49:21.000 No, no, no.

01:49:22.000 There's an Olive Bar also.

01:49:26.000 Like just a place that's an Olive Bar?

01:49:28.000 Oh, it's called the Olive Bar.

01:49:29.000 It's Olive and Thyme, actually, but I always call it the Olive Bar.

01:49:33.000 Oh, oh, oh.

01:49:34.000 It's a restaurant bar that's in Toluca Lake, but it's called an olive bar.

01:49:37.000 It's all into olives and stuff?

01:49:39.000 It's got everything.

01:49:39.000 It's like a little Whole Foods mixed with a bar.

01:49:42.000 I might have to go check that out.

01:49:43.000 Whole Foods and a bar together.

01:49:45.000 But it's a restaurant.

01:49:45.000 Like, that kind of food.

01:49:46.000 You know, that...

01:49:47.000 It's a good place to pick up vegan chicks. 1.00

01:49:49.000 Oh, that's where all the actresses hang out and just fucking sit there and eat healthy and... 1.00

01:49:53.000 I'm into tabouli. 0.99

01:49:54.000 What's up?

01:49:55.000 I'm into olives, man.

01:49:56.000 I like olives, dude.

01:49:58.000 What's that about?

01:49:59.000 I don't know. 0.99

01:49:59.000 I fucking hate olives. 0.99

01:50:00.000 It tastes good, dude. 1.00

01:50:02.000 Olives are disgusting.

01:50:03.000 Really?

01:50:03.000 It's funny.

01:50:04.000 I love the olive, but I hate olives.

01:50:06.000 Why do you hate olives?

01:50:07.000 They're gross.

01:50:07.000 Olive oil is fantastic for you.

01:50:09.000 Did you always like olives?

01:50:11.000 I think that's one of those things that come later in your life where you start liking olives or something.

01:50:15.000 No.

01:50:16.000 No, my dad liked them when I was young.

01:50:17.000 I think I just, you know. 0.99

01:50:18.000 I like a lot of weird shit, though. 1.00

01:50:20.000 I like sardines. 1.00

01:50:21.000 I don't like sardines.

01:50:23.000 I like anchovies.

01:50:24.000 Nah.

01:50:25.000 I like them crushed into flavors.

01:50:28.000 I couldn't eat just an anchovy, though.

01:50:30.000 I'm not opposed to some of those things used as ingredients and other things.

01:50:33.000 I'll eat a half a pound of anchovies in a sitting.

01:50:35.000 Wow.

01:50:36.000 Will you put it on a big hunk of bread and make a sandwich out of it?

01:50:39.000 Sure.

01:50:39.000 He had doctor's orders to stop.

01:50:41.000 Faces and eyes and all?

01:50:43.000 They told me to stop eating sardines because I had arsenic poison.

01:50:47.000 Wow.

01:50:47.000 Because I was eating so many sardines.

01:50:49.000 Sardines are just dirty bitches. 1.00

01:50:49.000 You know that's in apple juice too? 1.00

01:50:51.000 Apple juice and grape juice.

01:50:53.000 Yeah, I was talking to my wife, why don't we ever give her apple juice? 1.00

01:50:56.000 And it's like, because there's arsenic in it.

01:50:58.000 And she Googled it up and showed me grape juice and apple juice.

01:51:01.000 Wow.

01:51:02.000 It's the metals, the heavy metals, it's pollution.

01:51:06.000 That's how the sardines absorb it.

01:51:08.000 That's where the flavor comes from now.

01:51:12.000 The pollution.

01:51:13.000 Yeah, if you think about what lobsters are, man, lobsters are the dirtiest bottom feeders of all time.

01:51:17.000 They taste good.

01:51:19.000 They're delicious.

01:51:19.000 Shrimp, too.

01:51:20.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:51:21.000 Shrimp, too.

01:51:21.000 Do you know they used to be, like, in New York, lobsters were, like, poor people food?

01:51:26.000 It's like they were so common, they used to, like, get them out of the Hudson River, like, way back in the day, and they would serve them at bars.

01:51:32.000 That's, like, the big thing that people would serve.

01:51:34.000 Like peanuts?

01:51:35.000 Yeah.

01:51:35.000 Well, it would be like normal bar food.

01:51:37.000 Like, instead of a burger, you'd get a lobster.

01:51:39.000 It was like poor people food.

01:51:40.000 Easy to cook, throw it in boiling water, people crack it open and eat it. 1.00

01:51:43.000 Well, fuck, look at wood floors. 0.99

01:51:44.000 That used to be for poor people. 1.00

01:51:46.000 You had carpet if you had money, you know? 0.98

01:51:48.000 And now I'm ripping out carpet and seeing this wood floor that just has glue and fucking hammers and staples in it. 1.00

01:51:55.000 They don't give a shit. 1.00

01:51:56.000 Carpet is disgusting. 1.00

01:51:57.000 What's that? 0.96

01:51:58.000 Carpet is nasty. 1.00

01:52:00.000 It's like never changing your fucking clothes. 1.00

01:52:02.000 I mean, that's one of the things about, like, you know, living with this cystic fibrosis thing is we have to be ready. 1.00

01:52:07.000 She can't get a cold.

01:52:08.000 Like, I have a two-and-a-half-year-old daughter who never had a sniffle.

01:52:10.000 Think about that.

01:52:11.000 You have kids.

01:52:12.000 Do you monitor their diet?

01:52:14.000 Oh, well, you have to.

01:52:16.000 I mean, actually, no, no, no.

01:52:18.000 With cystic fibrosis, it's like it's a constant struggle to keep weight.

01:52:22.000 So you're loading up fats and stuff like that.

01:52:27.000 Yeah, it's absolutely new.

01:52:28.000 Our daughter is like, actually, that's her only thing she's struggling with is a little bit of weight.

01:52:33.000 We're trying to get, you know, but she's like that stage where she's just so two and a half rambunctious. 1.00

01:52:39.000 And her appetite just isn't huge.

01:52:41.000 It's like, you know, it's a constant battle to try and get the weight on her.

01:52:45.000 So do you have specific high caloric foods that you serve her?

01:52:48.000 We just load a lot of things up with extra butters and olive oils and my wife is constantly... 1.00

01:52:54.000 We have two different things like what we eat and what she eats.

01:52:57.000 She gets the full fat of everything with the highest calories and we try and eat more of a lower fat kind of... 0.97

01:53:03.000 You serve it like Kobe beef and stuff along those lines?

01:53:06.000 Well, she's starting to...

01:53:08.000 For a while, she would only eat like two things, man.

01:53:11.000 Macaroni and cheese and chicken nuggets and now she's starting to develop actually tastes for other things.

01:53:16.000 It's like a...

01:53:17.000 Brilliant day when we can get her to eat a burrito and she likes it and get these new things because she's starting to get more interested in food, hopefully.

01:53:26.000 What are the treatments?

01:53:27.000 What do they do?

01:53:29.000 Right now, she's doing very well.

01:53:31.000 She has no mucus in her lungs. 1.00

01:53:33.000 Her lungs are functioning at 99.9% which is awesome.

01:53:39.000 We put her in a vest that's hooked to a compressor that basically just... 0.95

01:53:46.000 Kind of violently shakes her, you know, and basically what the premise of that is when the mucus does form in these, you know, people's lungs, it shakes it loose so they can expectorate it a lot easier.

01:53:58.000 Oh, wow.

01:53:59.000 But besides that, she did a little albuterol, like, you know, kind of like, you know, same as kind of asthma right now. 0.86

01:54:05.000 For us, it's all preventative at the moment.

01:54:07.000 Right.

01:54:07.000 You know, our biggest struggle, like I said, is just keeping weight on her.

01:54:11.000 Wow.

01:54:12.000 Just getting her to gain and gain because she's, you know, She's very tall for her age, but she's very thin, and she needs to be heavier because it'll help the lung development develop that much healthier. 0.99

01:54:22.000 Brian, your friend MC Chris also was involved in helping.

01:54:26.000 Yeah, I've been getting a lot of messages about me and this dude should link up somehow.

01:54:30.000 He's a great guy, and Brian just did a podcast with him.

01:54:33.000 Tell me, what did he say, Brian, about cystic fibrosis?

01:54:36.000 I know that he's...

01:54:39.000 He's amazing.

01:54:40.000 I believe it's his niece has it.

01:54:44.000 And so for the longest time he's been doing these shows and he's been doing eBay auctions and stuff.

01:54:50.000 And if you go to his website also, he has ways that you can help.

01:54:54.000 Help the cause.

01:54:55.000 And I asked him the other day how much he's raising. 0.63

01:54:58.000 I mean, he's just, you know, a white rapper, nerd rapper.

01:55:01.000 And he's almost, I think he said almost $100,000 he's raised.

01:55:04.000 Yeah, he said $98,000.

01:55:05.000 I listened to that part of your podcast.

01:55:07.000 And what was the name of that podcast again?

01:55:09.000 What do you call it?

01:55:10.000 We haven't made a name of it.

01:55:12.000 We're thinking Muff Said.

01:55:13.000 So how do people find it on Death Squad?

01:55:15.000 It's going to be released on Death Squad in the next couple days.

01:55:18.000 Oh, so you haven't even named it yet?

01:55:19.000 No, we were asking in the actual episode what we should name it, and there's a lot of weird things.

01:55:24.000 But what it is, it's comic books.

01:55:26.000 With me and Ryan Keely talking with comic books, we had a guy that worked at Marvel. 0.99

01:55:30.000 And Ryan Keely is a porn star. 0.99

01:55:31.000 Yeah, Penthouse Pet. 0.99

01:55:32.000 Did you know this?

01:55:33.000 The artist we had, he works on both Marvel and DC at the same time.

01:55:37.000 And he does like Conan and Batman.

01:55:39.000 That's awesome.

01:55:40.000 And stuff like that.

01:55:40.000 He's badass, but we're going to...

01:55:41.000 What's his name? 0.99

01:55:42.000 Shit, you caught me off. 1.00

01:55:43.000 I forgot Dan. 0.99

01:55:45.000 He does this thing called Drink and Draw, which is a new thing with...

01:55:50.000 Draw something.

01:55:51.000 It's a really popular app that's on the iPhone.

01:55:54.000 But he's been doing it at bars where you just go and you just hang out with a bunch of people and you all just get drunk and draw at the same time. 0.98

01:56:00.000 And now they have it citywide where these guys meet up and these artists, and they just sit there and meet each other and then they hang out and start drawing shit. 0.97

01:56:08.000 They draw on an iPhone? 0.99

01:56:10.000 No, no, no.

01:56:11.000 The iPhone's just an app to get them together?

01:56:13.000 No, no, but with the popularity of that, that's something that he's been doing.

01:56:16.000 What I was saying is that there's a popular app right now that you're pretty much playing win, lose, or draw with each other, and that's so big right now, but he's been doing it.

01:56:25.000 It's pretty lame, too.

01:56:26.000 Yeah, was that pretty lame?

01:56:27.000 Pretty lame.

01:56:27.000 It's so buggy, it doesn't seem like they're finished with it.

01:56:31.000 I'm still not sure.

01:56:32.000 It's like eight words on there.

01:56:33.000 Yeah, I know.

01:56:34.000 It's like eight words.

01:56:35.000 I'm confused.

01:56:36.000 So he's organized something where they get together and they draw?

01:56:40.000 Yeah, there's a lot of cities that are doing this where you go to these bars and just hang.

01:56:46.000 His name's Dan.

01:56:47.000 He's Urban Barbarian at Twitter.

01:56:49.000 It's called Drink or Draw.

01:56:50.000 And it's just cool.

01:56:51.000 You just hang out and get drunk and meet people and you draw.

01:56:54.000 And sometimes you have little missions and stuff.

01:56:55.000 I'm not really sure how it works.

01:56:56.000 I haven't done it yet.

01:56:57.000 So everybody goes to a bar and they just bring paper?

01:56:59.000 Yeah.

01:57:00.000 And they just start drawing?

01:57:01.000 Yeah, and they start drawing.

01:57:01.000 And it's really cool.

01:57:02.000 If you go to his Twitter page, he has a bunch of shit. 0.99

01:57:04.000 Like, here, let me show you something he's done. 0.99

01:57:07.000 Like a Batman drawing that he's done.

01:57:09.000 It's going to blow your mind.

01:57:12.000 It sounds like it would be hard to find so many people that are really into drawing to get together at a bar.

01:57:17.000 Are there that many people that good at it?

01:57:20.000 Yeah, drawing is hard, man.

01:57:21.000 Well, it's gotten so big that it's actually, you know, it's in multiple cities now.

01:57:26.000 It's actually catching on pretty big.

01:57:27.000 It's like cartooning karaoke or something.

01:57:30.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:57:32.000 That's funny.

01:57:32.000 That's a really good way of putting it.

01:57:33.000 Here's his website.

01:57:34.000 Check out this drawing he just did the other day, a drinker draw of The Dark Knight, you know? 0.98

01:57:39.000 Yeah, that's some shit I did when I was 15. It's crazy shit. 1.00

01:57:42.000 I just do that kind of shit. 1.00

01:57:42.000 Yeah, imagine doing that, getting drunk. 1.00

01:57:44.000 Well, you're obviously not going to do it, but...

01:57:47.000 I would do it.

01:57:48.000 I still draw, dude.

01:57:49.000 I just draw a lot.

01:57:50.000 That's pretty good.

01:57:51.000 He's very good, obviously.

01:57:52.000 Yeah. 0.94

01:57:53.000 But no, I mean, if I was into comic book art, if I was really into drawing, it'd be a fun fucking thing to do, I'm sure.

01:57:58.000 I mean, a lot of people find going out and just hanging out with people... 0.68

01:58:02.000 That's pretty cool. 0.94

01:58:02.000 A lot of people find going out and going to bars, like, oftentimes, it's pretty fucking boring. 0.94

01:58:07.000 Yeah. 0.55

01:58:07.000 And this guy's a huge fan of the Joe Rogan podcast. 0.55

01:58:11.000 He was a big fan.

01:58:12.000 He was so happy to be here at the studio.

01:58:15.000 Oh, that's cool, man.

01:58:15.000 And he's a big MMA fan.

01:58:17.000 But we had him and MC Chris on the show.

01:58:19.000 It's going to be released next day or two.

01:58:21.000 And it's probably called something like The Warp Zone or Muffset or something.

01:58:24.000 Until your boy needs to get at me, too.

01:58:25.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

01:58:26.000 What is that one image that you were just showing?

01:58:29.000 The one down?

01:58:30.000 Yeah, right there.

01:58:31.000 Right there?

01:58:31.000 Yeah, what is that?

01:58:33.000 This is...

01:58:34.000 It looks like, let's see...

01:58:37.000 Urban Barbarian.

01:58:37.000 He's got a liquor bottle that says Urban Barbarian.

01:58:40.000 That's his Twitter name.

01:58:41.000 He just tagged it.

01:58:43.000 If you go to his website, here's one he did of Mad Men.

01:58:46.000 He's done a lot of video game covers.

01:58:48.000 He's also done a lot of different random things, also like movie posters and shit like that. 0.99

01:58:54.000 He's talented as fuck. 0.96

01:58:56.000 I used to love comic books, man, but I've tried getting into them as an adult, and for whatever reason, I just can't. 0.99

01:59:01.000 Well, I tell you, the Walking Dead one's pretty fucking good. 0.78

01:59:04.000 That's what I hear. 0.97

01:59:05.000 I just, I don't know.

01:59:06.000 I can't get myself to the store to buy it.

01:59:08.000 You know what I did, though?

01:59:09.000 I did get an app on...

01:59:10.000 I wonder if I can get the Walking Dead on my iPad.

01:59:13.000 You can.

01:59:13.000 Can you?

01:59:14.000 That's how I read it. 1.00

01:59:15.000 Motherfucker. 1.00

01:59:15.000 Oh, by the way, I got the new iPad. 1.00

01:59:17.000 You're going to get me now.

01:59:17.000 Got the new iPad 3 over here.

01:59:18.000 Did you?

01:59:19.000 How dare you?

01:59:20.000 What are you doing with that? 1.00

01:59:21.000 You're fucking making a lot of sound there, fella. 0.99

01:59:23.000 Because I wanted the 4G hotspot. 0.99

01:59:25.000 And what's crazy is that I did a speed test on it, and it was actually faster than the $120 internet that I have here at the studio. 0.95

01:59:36.000 The speed was quicker on my iPad than it was with fucking charter business grades. 0.95

01:59:43.000 I don't know. 0.98

01:59:44.000 Who's your...

01:59:44.000 I got the Verizon...

01:59:46.000 iPad.

01:59:47.000 Yeah, the Verizon one.

01:59:48.000 So right now I'm on LTE Network is what it says on there.

01:59:51.000 And I have a digital hotspot. 0.99

01:59:53.000 And now I can have all my shit on that. 0.98

01:59:55.000 Of course, you're paying for the bandwidth. 0.98

01:59:56.000 So they don't have unlimited bandwidth.

01:59:58.000 Yeah, I have a card.

02:00:00.000 A Verizon card.

02:00:01.000 I did that on tour with the iPhone sometimes.

02:00:04.000 I would just make my own little hotspot.

02:00:07.000 They kill you after a couple days of that. 0.94

02:00:09.000 They start hollering messages at you like, you're going over.

02:00:13.000 It's amazing how little bandwidth you can actually use.

02:00:15.000 I got a 4G card.

02:00:16.000 I put it on my laptop.

02:00:17.000 I downloaded one movie and they said I'd use 75% of my bandwidth for the month.

02:00:21.000 Oh, so they send you messages.

02:00:22.000 Yeah.

02:00:23.000 See, yeah, the secret is just don't do videos.

02:00:25.000 But if you do anything else but videos, you should be fine.

02:00:27.000 You know, like even YouTube videos, just wait till you get home because you're going to just kill it.

02:00:31.000 I bet your upstream is not as good though, right?

02:00:33.000 My upstream was faster than the Charter here.

02:00:37.000 Really?

02:00:38.000 I have a screenshot of it right now.

02:00:40.000 I'll tweet it later.

02:00:41.000 That's incredible.

02:00:42.000 Yeah.

02:00:43.000 So you're really happy with that.

02:00:44.000 Yeah, it was cool.

02:00:45.000 The screen resolution, I didn't think I was going to notice a huge difference because this is the retina display and stuff like that.

02:00:51.000 It's totally noticeable.

02:00:52.000 When I hold up both my iPad 2 and the iPad 3 together, it's night and day difference.

02:00:56.000 So that was bigger than I thought it was.

02:01:00.000 Speed-wise, I don't really notice any kind of speed difference.

02:01:03.000 It's not overheating.

02:01:04.000 A lot of reports have been saying that the new iPad is overheating because it's got so many dual processors in the retina display. 0.98

02:01:12.000 Put it right over your dick and go scrolling. 0.99

02:01:15.000 That's what happens, right? 1.00

02:01:16.000 They get hot and kill your sperm. 1.00

02:01:18.000 You know, there's a big thing that a lot of people don't talk about is generic batteries exploding.

02:01:24.000 And I didn't know about this until I went on Amazon.

02:01:27.000 If you looked at some of the comments, if you buy a generic camera for a camcorder, these cheaply made batteries explode all the time.

02:01:37.000 Really?

02:01:38.000 Somebody even commented me at something I was talking about in the past.

02:01:43.000 Like, dude, don't buy the cheap version of this.

02:01:45.000 Look what happened to me.

02:01:45.000 And he showed his pictures of his bed where he was in his bed with his laptop and he had a generic battery in it and it blew up in his bed and it's just blackness all around his pillow.

02:01:57.000 And I'm like, holy shit, that actually happened to you? 1.00

02:01:59.000 And he goes, yeah, dude, don't buy that generic shit. 1.00

02:02:02.000 Yeah, they do blow up, man. 0.99

02:02:04.000 You'll hear about batteries blowing up.

02:02:05.000 It was actually a case for your iPhone.

02:02:07.000 I'm sorry, not a laptop.

02:02:08.000 It was one of those extended battery cases.

02:02:10.000 And I was going to buy the Mophie one. 0.80

02:02:13.000 But then I was like, well, I could save $50 if I buy this generic one. 1.00

02:02:16.000 He's like, don't buy that shit. 1.00

02:02:17.000 I actually was rocking that Mophie one for a while. 1.00

02:02:20.000 Mine broke.

02:02:21.000 I gotta send it back.

02:02:22.000 Did it really?

02:02:22.000 Yep.

02:02:23.000 What happened?

02:02:24.000 Stopped working?

02:02:24.000 Just stopped working.

02:02:25.000 Did it drop it a few times?

02:02:26.000 No, never dropped it or anything.

02:02:27.000 But if you look at the comments, that's one of the biggest things for those Mophie cases. 1.00

02:02:31.000 It's like the thing breaks off where you have to charge it or stop working.

02:02:34.000 It's not that durable?

02:02:35.000 It's not that durable.

02:02:36.000 Have you seen that new phone?

02:02:38.000 It's called the Galaxy Note.

02:02:40.000 It's 5.3 inches. 0.99

02:02:43.000 It's like this fucking bit. 0.99

02:02:44.000 It's enormous. 0.99

02:02:45.000 It's a cross between a tablet and a phone.

02:02:48.000 They're coming in with another iPad, supposedly, that's going to be like that, like a smaller version, like a 7-inch version.

02:02:53.000 Really?

02:02:54.000 But it's not a phone.

02:02:55.000 No, no, no.

02:02:55.000 This is a phone.

02:02:57.000 And this has a stylus, and you can write on photos. 1.00

02:03:00.000 You can write, like, I'm with Stupid, and put an arrow, and then put that shit up on Twitter. 0.99

02:03:03.000 I mean, you write on the photo. 1.00

02:03:05.000 You take a photo with it.

02:03:06.000 You can do that on the iPad.

02:03:08.000 I can do that on my iPhone.

02:03:09.000 You can?

02:03:10.000 You can write scripts.

02:03:10.000 Man, I'm a killer on the iPhone, dude.

02:03:13.000 How do you write with?

02:03:13.000 What do you write with?

02:03:14.000 You can use a lot of different programs.

02:03:15.000 The one I use on the iPad for doing that exact same thing is called Pen.

02:03:21.000 Hold on, let me look at it.

02:03:22.000 Do you use a stylus?

02:03:23.000 Do you use your finger?

02:03:23.000 I have a stylus, but I never use it.

02:03:26.000 Do you use your Coke fingernail?

02:03:28.000 It's called Penuel to Mate, or something like that.

02:03:32.000 And there's also one Color Box HD, which is my new favorite drawing.

02:03:35.000 Oh, so you can do the same thing, it just won't have...

02:03:37.000 Yeah, just take a photo or take it from your library, throw it on there, tweet it.

02:03:39.000 Some dude brought it to Louisville, and I swear, for two whole seconds, I really thought I was on acid.

02:03:45.000 The guy had this camera and he was coming at me with this phone.

02:03:48.000 And I'm like, that's not a tablet.

02:03:49.000 And that's not a camera.

02:03:50.000 And that's not a phone. 0.99

02:03:51.000 What the fuck is that? 0.99

02:03:53.000 Like, I really thought I was on acid. 0.99

02:03:55.000 The phone was so big.

02:03:56.000 I was like, this is beyond the looking glass.

02:03:58.000 I'm Alice in Wonderland.

02:03:59.000 You know, I'm like looking at a table that's the size of the moon.

02:04:03.000 It's like...

02:04:04.000 I was looking at this thing.

02:04:05.000 I was like, that can't be real.

02:04:06.000 I think the iPhone 5, when it gets announced probably in June or so, I think that's going to be something similar to that, where it's maybe not that big, but I really think that it's probably going to be from wall-to-wall screen, maybe a teeny bit bigger and skinny.

02:04:20.000 Maybe.

02:04:21.000 People like the size of this the way it is.

02:04:23.000 I mean, not a whole lot of people complain.

02:04:25.000 Except people that are really into media applications, and you can always get an Android, man.

02:04:29.000 Right. 0.98

02:04:30.000 I'll tell you, though, that new ice cream sandwich, the new operating system on Android, is pretty fucking dope, dude. 0.98

02:04:36.000 It's pretty wild. 0.96

02:04:37.000 There's more people using Androids now than they're even using iPhones. 0.93

02:04:41.000 But I think the app market's not as big, and the malware market is through the roof. 0.99

02:04:46.000 Way more fake shit and malware and viruses and nonsense for Android. 0.98

02:04:51.000 I have a buddy who posted something on Instagram because they apparently just let Android join Instagram. 1.00

02:04:57.000 Right.

02:04:58.000 And he posted a picture.

02:04:59.000 He's like, here's for all you Android users.

02:05:01.000 And it was a toilet with a bunch of gold fixtures.

02:05:05.000 That was pretty funny.

02:05:07.000 A toilet with a bunch of gold fixtures?

02:05:09.000 Yeah, here's a toilet with a bunch of gold fixtures for all you Android users.

02:05:13.000 I don't get it.

02:05:15.000 Android's a toilet with a bunch of gold fixtures.

02:05:18.000 Oh, I see what you're saying.

02:05:19.000 I thought it was funny.

02:05:20.000 I rock an iPhone because I like the lenses my buddy invented.

02:05:24.000 Oh yeah, show him this. 0.62

02:05:25.000 He was showing me this and I'm going to freak the fuck out. 0.86

02:05:28.000 I need to get one of these.

02:05:29.000 A friend of mine's father Apparently invented this thing called iPro Lens.

02:05:35.000 It's this case.

02:05:36.000 It starts with a case and has this like handle that you can kind of make into almost a Steadicam kind of thing.

02:05:42.000 What?

02:05:43.000 And you just screw on there.

02:05:44.000 But then there's a wide angle and a fisheye lens.

02:05:48.000 Built into the handle.

02:05:49.000 Built into the handle. 1.00

02:05:50.000 That is fucking crazy. 1.00

02:05:51.000 Take my word for it. 1.00

02:05:52.000 You just pull it off.

02:05:53.000 You snap it on.

02:05:54.000 And now you got a crazy fisheye lens.

02:05:56.000 Yeah, we were taking pictures earlier with it, and it's perfect.

02:06:00.000 The quality lenses, actually.

02:06:02.000 I always saw those, but anything would actually really...

02:06:04.000 Well, Be Real had one of those.

02:06:05.000 It's his buddy's dad.

02:06:07.000 It's both a mutual friend of ours. 0.99

02:06:09.000 But you got the deluxe model with the handle and shit. 0.98

02:06:13.000 His didn't have the handle. 0.98

02:06:14.000 He probably just doesn't use it.

02:06:16.000 I'm always on the camera running around doing stuff for Instagram.

02:06:20.000 You're addicted to Instagram, aren't you?

02:06:22.000 I love it.

02:06:22.000 I just signed up today.

02:06:23.000 Keeps me out of trouble, man.

02:06:24.000 Yeah, just today signed up.

02:06:26.000 Doing all kinds of edits.

02:06:27.000 OG Everlast on both Twitter and Instagram.

02:06:30.000 Come holler at me.

02:06:30.000 Joe Rogan Experience on Instagram as of today.

02:06:33.000 Here's the question.

02:06:33.000 Your picture, by the way, the first photo I ever uploaded on Instagram.

02:06:37.000 The one I took.

02:06:38.000 Today.

02:06:38.000 Oh, is that right?

02:06:39.000 In this studio. 0.99

02:06:40.000 Goddamn history. 0.99

02:06:40.000 Well, you need to attach my name to that. 0.99

02:06:42.000 I need to attach it.

02:06:43.000 OG Everlast.

02:06:44.000 I don't know how to use Instagram yet.

02:06:45.000 In the comments, just put at OG Everlast.

02:06:48.000 I'm a noob.

02:06:48.000 I just don't understand.

02:06:49.000 And then I'll follow you right back.

02:06:51.000 I think I did put that actually in the comments.

02:06:53.000 For Twitter?

02:06:55.000 Yeah, for Twitter.

02:06:56.000 Do I have to do it?

02:06:57.000 No, it'll show up on both.

02:06:58.000 Because my name's that on both.

02:06:59.000 Oh, there you go.

02:07:00.000 Well then, it happened.

02:07:01.000 It already went down. 0.98

02:07:02.000 Alright, you want to do one more song and we'll get the fuck out of here? 0.93

02:07:04.000 We can do one more song, man.

02:07:05.000 Let's do one more song.

02:07:06.000 I hope I'm, you know, if we ain't boring your people too much.

02:07:09.000 Please! 1.00

02:07:09.000 People love this shit. 1.00

02:07:11.000 A lot of positive feedback right now. 1.00

02:07:12.000 First, you know what? 0.99

02:07:14.000 You put that in the air and let me take a rag off of that motherfucker right there and I'm gonna make it happen. 1.00

02:07:19.000 I'm gonna go classic on you. 1.00

02:07:21.000 He is now eating sugar cookies.

02:07:23.000 Joey busted out a thing of sugar cookies.

02:07:28.000 Yeah, I'll have some sugar cookies.

02:07:34.000 Are we live here?

02:07:35.000 Yeah, yeah, we're live.

02:07:36.000 Here we go.

02:07:37.000 Ladies and gentlemen, the one and only OG Everlast.

02:07:40.000 Oh yeah. 0.99

02:08:34.000 you fucking slobs, I'll hear you reply God forbid you ever had to walk a mile in his shoes Cause ain't really mindin' what it's like. 1.00

02:08:50.000 And ain't really mind what it's like 1.00

02:09:11.000 Mary got braided by a kid named Tom Told he was in love Said, don't worry about a thing, baby, darling, I ain't been dreaming of.

02:09:38.000 But three months later, she said one day to all return her call. 0.99

02:09:44.000 She swear, God damn him, I'll find that man cutting off his ball. 1.00

02:09:50.000 She's here for a clinic. 1.00

02:09:52.000 She gets some static walking through the door.

02:09:55.000 Yeah, they call her a killer. 0.96

02:09:58.000 They call her a sinner. 1.00

02:09:59.000 They call her a whore. 1.00

02:10:02.000 God forbid you ever had a wrong mile in his shoes. 1.00

02:10:08.000 Cause ain't really mindin' what it like to have to chew.

02:10:13.000 And ain't really mindin' what it's like.

02:10:20.000 I ain't really mindin' what it's like.

02:10:25.000 I ain't really mindin' what it's like.

02:10:31.000 I seen a rich man beg, I seen a good man sin, seen a tough man cry.

02:10:43.000 Seen a loser win, a sad man grin, heard an honest man lie. 0.99

02:10:48.000 Seen the good side of the bad, the damn side of everything between. 1.00

02:10:54.000 Licked a silver spoon, drank from the golden cup, smoked the finest green. 0.99

02:11:00.000 Stoked baddest dimes at least a couple of times for a broke day heart.

02:11:06.000 You know where it ends, usually depends on where you start.

02:11:12.000 There was a kid named Max, he used to get fast snacks on the corner with drugs. 0.93

02:11:31.000 He liked to hang out late, liked to get shit and face keeping pace with fun. 0.98

02:11:37.000 So late one night, there was a big gunfight and Max had lost his head. 1.00

02:11:43.000 He pulled out his chrome 45, talked some shit, wound up dead. 0.99

02:11:49.000 And now his wife and his kid had gone in the midst of all this pain. 1.00

02:11:55.000 You know, cover that witness.

02:11:57.000 That's what they say when you play the game.

02:12:01.000 God forbid you ever had to walk up and hear that news.

02:12:07.000 Cause they ain't really mindin' what it's like to have those blues.

02:12:13.000 And they ain't really mindin' what it's like.

02:12:19.000 They ain't really mindin' what it's like.

02:12:25.000 I ain't really mind what it's like.

02:12:30.000 And they really meant what it's like Powerful.

02:13:01.000 Everlast.

02:13:01.000 Dude.

02:13:02.000 That was awesome, man.

02:13:03.000 Thank you very much for coming out.

02:13:05.000 Anytime, dog.

02:13:06.000 I'll come back every week, dog.

02:13:07.000 This is too much fun.

02:13:09.000 Dude, you're the best, man.

02:13:10.000 Having you on is so much fun.

02:13:11.000 It's so cool.

02:13:12.000 Do you want to be roommates?

02:13:15.000 I think he's got a bromance going.

02:13:18.000 You know, we've got to do the bromance, dude.

02:13:20.000 Put the wings on it, though.

02:13:21.000 Put the wings on it.

02:13:22.000 Dude, we could totally do this way more often.

02:13:24.000 People love you.

02:13:25.000 I love you.

02:13:26.000 I'm so happy you're here.

02:13:27.000 A lot of love came through the podcast, man.

02:13:30.000 If you've got an extra buck, if you don't, it's all good.

02:13:34.000 Tell people how to do this again.

02:13:35.000 I don't know the link offhand, but I just hope that y'all will tweet it out again.

02:13:39.000 It's cff.org.

02:13:41.000 Great Strides is the name of the organization.

02:13:43.000 where the Schrody family team, you know, that's, that's, you know, you know, we were trying to get our team, obviously the donations, but even if, you know, if you just sent them a donation, that's fine too, but we got, you know, we're, This is a little walk we sponsor every year and we like doing it.

02:14:02.000 Like I said, I'm going to be hitting you up and a lot of other cats in the future.

02:14:06.000 We're going to try to put together some events and really do some...

02:14:09.000 I'll do anything.

02:14:09.000 Get this thing wiped out in the next five years and then we'll move on to the next thing.

02:14:13.000 And this is all, a lot of this is privately financed?

02:14:16.000 Yeah, there's no government funding whatsoever for it, man.

02:14:18.000 It's complete private donations.

02:14:20.000 And it's also ranked as one of the top charities in the world.

02:14:25.000 It's the high 80th percentile on how much of every dollar gets into the researchers' actual hands. 0.99

02:14:31.000 When you are so closely involved with something like this, does this drive you crazy when you see that Coney shit? 1.00

02:14:40.000 Like, you know, when you see that... 0.99

02:14:41.000 No, man.

02:14:42.000 No, no.

02:14:43.000 Because, you know, I mean, it's...

02:14:44.000 It's not a horrible thing for everybody to jump on the bandwagon of.

02:14:49.000 You know what I mean?

02:14:49.000 The fact that cystic fibrosis is such a rare, like, thing.

02:14:53.000 You know what I mean?

02:14:53.000 It's like...

02:14:59.000 quote unquote carriers of this.

02:15:01.000 We had no idea because I've looked back through generations of my family and generations of hers and it has to be both.

02:15:06.000 It has to be both.

02:15:07.000 If there's one of us that didn't, it would, and you know, if I have more children, there's a one in four chance that that child will have cystic fibrosis.

02:15:16.000 So that's a whole other thing.

02:15:17.000 But it doesn't bother me.

02:15:19.000 I mean, there's room for everything.

02:15:20.000 Everything needs help.

02:15:21.000 I mean, honestly...

02:15:22.000 I meant the scandal involving the coins.

02:15:24.000 Oh, the dude?

02:15:25.000 The guy who ripped off a lot of people.

02:15:27.000 Oh, no.

02:15:27.000 Apparently, a huge percentage of the money went to him and his organization.

02:15:31.000 Is that why they found him naked in the street? 0.98

02:15:32.000 He was crazy. 0.91

02:15:33.000 Yeah, yeah. 0.99

02:15:33.000 Crazy. 0.99

02:15:34.000 That's a shame. 1.00

02:15:35.000 That is a shame.

02:15:36.000 But my attitude in general is like, look, man, this is my priority.

02:15:39.000 I don't expect a guy out there who maybe...

02:15:41.000 He might be dealing with a child with...

02:15:44.000 Something else.

02:15:45.000 Cancer or Down Syndrome.

02:15:46.000 I expect them to...

02:15:48.000 I'm doing my part and I'm saying, hey, if you got an extra 50 cents and me singing five songs for you today maybe touched you a little something.

02:15:57.000 Just the other day from throwing it out on Twitter, a couple thousand dollars from complete strangers.

02:16:01.000 There was a lot of one dollars.

02:16:03.000 And you know what?

02:16:04.000 Don't think that doesn't make a difference.

02:16:06.000 That's appreciated.

02:16:06.000 I know how hard times are.

02:16:07.000 That one dollar, that means not even more.

02:16:10.000 There's people who get $500.

02:16:12.000 I was tripping.

02:16:12.000 I was like, these are strangers, man.

02:16:14.000 You know, and I even wrote on Twitter, the kindness of strangers is, you know, overwhelming.

02:16:19.000 It's beautiful.

02:16:20.000 And it makes them feel so good, too.

02:16:22.000 People don't know if they've never donated something like that.

02:16:24.000 But if you really want to, this is something we could, I honestly believe in, and there's things going on right now.

02:16:30.000 out this thing can be it's a genetic disorder so technically you can't really all you can do is treat it but they can treat it to the point where it's nullified and that can happen in our lifetime and these kids won't be dying in their 30s and you know you know up until recently the the median lifespan is 35 wow Wow.

02:16:51.000 It's changing every day right now because the science every day is getting so much better.

02:16:55.000 So we don't know now because we haven't seen what these effects have had on these youngsters, man.

02:17:00.000 So, I mean, I guarantee you that the lifespans are really being increased daily.

02:17:05.000 But this thing could be like put to bed.

02:17:08.000 Honestly, within the next 10 years, if the right money and the right things are found.

02:17:12.000 It's one of them things, it's like such a complex genetic thing.

02:17:16.000 I'm not going to try and tell you details about it because I'll sound like a moron, but it's one of them things that attracts the most brilliant minds.

02:17:22.000 It's one of them puzzles that the most brilliant dudes want to figure out as far as in the medical fields. 0.94

02:17:27.000 You get the cream of the crop.

02:17:29.000 And like I said, cff.org is one of the organizations like 85% to 89% of every dollar is getting to the researchers.

02:17:37.000 It's not getting chopped up.

02:17:39.000 They're documented as one of the best charities in that sense.

02:17:43.000 That's beautiful.

02:17:44.000 CFF.org, folks.

02:17:46.000 We're going to put this on Twitter, too.

02:17:48.000 There's walks all over the country, too.

02:17:49.000 You can start your own team and raise your own bread if anybody feels like doing it.

02:17:55.000 We're going to have concerts and we're going to do all kinds of things, but right now we're sponsoring this walk.

02:17:59.000 Okay, I'm in.

02:18:00.000 CFF.org, folks.

02:18:02.000 We're going to put it on Twitter, too, if you forget it from today, if you're listening.

02:18:05.000 We'll put a direct link to the Schroding family team so you can dedicate it in the name of Layla, our beautiful, healthy, so far, young daughter, and hope to keep her that way.

02:18:15.000 Yes, we'll throw that up on Twitter and we'll get as many people as we can.

02:18:19.000 And thanks for all the love, man.

02:18:20.000 Literally, last time I came on, I got more love.

02:18:22.000 I've done a lot of shows.

02:18:24.000 I've done a lot of things, dude.

02:18:26.000 I've never seen the reaction I saw for coming on this show.

02:18:28.000 There's a beautiful group of people out there, man.

02:18:31.000 A beautiful group of people that have tuned into this show.

02:18:34.000 I don't know how it all happened, but I feel very, very fortunate.

02:18:39.000 I think Brian feels the same.

02:18:40.000 It might have something to do with all those cookies.

02:18:43.000 Sugar cookies.

02:18:44.000 Sugar cookies. 1.00

02:18:45.000 The sugar cookies are a motherfucker, man. 1.00

02:18:47.000 I'm telling you. 1.00

02:18:48.000 We're trying real hard to tune into it.

02:18:52.000 We want everybody else to tune into it, too.

02:18:55.000 Together, I believe that we can truly be a better group of human beings.

02:18:59.000 All of us can.

02:19:00.000 Absolutely.

02:19:01.000 We inspire each other.

02:19:02.000 We push each other forward.

02:19:03.000 And if you get enough people that think a certain way, you don't lose hope.

02:19:07.000 You do know that there's people out there that got it wrong, but there's also people out there that got it right.

02:19:12.000 You could find them. 0.99

02:19:14.000 You could live your life like a goddamn episode of Nancy Grace and only look for the shittiest things every goddamn day. 1.00

02:19:19.000 You really freak yourself the fuck out. 1.00

02:19:21.000 And that's true and real.

02:19:23.000 Or you could live your life in a positive way.

02:19:26.000 We need to pull together a lot of money, man, and make a network and just have it be the good news network, man. 0.99

02:19:31.000 Yeah, no shit. 0.99

02:19:32.000 I bet you it would be a huge freaking success, man. 0.99

02:19:34.000 Yeah, exactly.

02:19:36.000 We have 7 billion people on this planet.

02:19:39.000 We concentrate on the most horrific things every day.

02:19:41.000 And there's a lot of good news, man.

02:19:43.000 You wouldn't know it.

02:19:44.000 You're right.

02:19:45.000 Feel good news. 0.98

02:19:46.000 If you came home from the end of the day, wouldn't you just be glad to be like, let me just see some good shit happening in the world and turn that on and watch it for 45 minutes? 0.97

02:19:54.000 Exactly. 0.97

02:19:55.000 We were constantly afraid of danger.

02:19:57.000 We have information that's coming to us from places where we'll never physically be, and yet we'll still worry about it.

02:20:04.000 And I bet you there's good news from those places, too, that we're not being told.

02:20:07.000 I bet, yeah. 1.00

02:20:08.000 Motherfuckers keeping us in the dark. 1.00

02:20:10.000 Right. 0.99

02:20:10.000 Hey, Joe, can I say real quick, me and Joey Diaz are doing a short little Midwest tour. 0.99

02:20:16.000 Yeah, when is that?

02:20:17.000 It's now on sale.

02:20:19.000 It's May 17th.

02:20:20.000 We'll be in Columbus, Ohio.

02:20:21.000 May 18th.

02:20:22.000 We'll be in Cleveland, Ohio.

02:20:23.000 May 19th.

02:20:24.000 We'll be in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

02:20:25.000 Go to deathsquad.tv.

02:20:26.000 Right at the top, it says Death Squad Mini Tour for all the links, so the ticket's Me and Joey Diaz.

02:20:30.000 That's awesome.

02:20:31.000 This is your first time on the road with a comic like Joey, too.

02:20:35.000 Just you and Joey?

02:20:36.000 Just me and Joey.

02:20:36.000 Wow.

02:20:37.000 How much time are you going to do?

02:20:38.000 Like 15, 20. And then Joey's going to just go off for an hour and a half?

02:20:42.000 Yeah.

02:20:43.000 Get Joey a lot of those little five-hour energy drinks.

02:20:45.000 He loves those.

02:20:46.000 I know.

02:20:48.000 Wow, that's going to be fun.

02:20:49.000 So what are the places?

02:20:50.000 It's on Death Squad TV? Yeah, Death Squad.TV. We're playing the Woodlands Tavern, the Grog Shop, and the Mullins in Pittsburgh.

02:20:57.000 Oh, so you're doing bars?

02:20:58.000 It's like Doug's stand-up style.

02:20:59.000 We're doing small music venues and stuff.

02:21:02.000 Man, that's bold stuff, dude.

02:21:03.000 That's brave stuff.

02:21:04.000 It's going to be fun.

02:21:04.000 You're going to have a good time.

02:21:05.000 Where was I? I was on tour, and we were somewhere, and we went to a restaurant, and it was like, you know, I had a half a bar.

02:21:11.000 We were in a really good restaurant, too.

02:21:12.000 I think it was in Chicago.

02:21:15.000 An Italian spot.

02:21:16.000 And like a comic just started.

02:21:18.000 Like I guess they were having a comedy night and there was a few comics there and it was just like got up in front of cats eating dinner and I don't even think people were expecting comics to be there.

02:21:26.000 Like maybe it was their girlfriend.

02:21:27.000 And they just went at it and I was just like man.

02:21:30.000 I don't think I could do that.

02:21:31.000 That's rough business, man, trying to get a laugh out of Cat's Nest.

02:21:35.000 It's got a mouth full of food and looking at you like, what the hell are you doing here? 1.00

02:21:39.000 I've done that shit. 1.00

02:21:40.000 I used to do a waiting room. 1.00

02:21:42.000 I did it only once.

02:21:43.000 The gig was canceled.

02:21:44.000 But it was a waiting room of a restaurant.

02:21:47.000 And this was the first day they were going to have it.

02:21:49.000 It was a huge restaurant.

02:21:50.000 And they had two big, gigantic places.

02:21:54.000 This is in Massachusetts, like down by the Cape.

02:21:56.000 They have these giant restaurants there, man.

02:21:58.000 Like preposterously big.

02:21:59.000 I did it again.

02:22:00.000 Boom.

02:22:00.000 Drink.

02:22:01.000 And in the middle of it, there was like a place where they would have a stage for a band.

02:22:05.000 So people would be like waiting.

02:22:06.000 Like, you know, waiting for the table to be called.

02:22:09.000 And you just go on stage out of nowhere.

02:22:11.000 I mean, I don't even remember if a DJ introduced me.

02:22:13.000 I don't know what happened. 0.99

02:22:14.000 And I'm, you know, telling these ridiculously fucking dirty jokes. 0.99

02:22:18.000 You know, to a bunch of strangers. 0.99

02:22:20.000 And right when you're about to hit the punchline, Johnson, table of three, your table's ready.

02:22:25.000 Can you come to the front?

02:22:26.000 It was on the same PA system.

02:22:28.000 That's funny.

02:22:28.000 My PA system for telling jokes was on the same PA system as the table.

02:22:32.000 That was one of the most ridiculous. 0.91

02:22:35.000 Yeah, man, that's rough business. 0.90

02:22:37.000 Anybody who gets somewhere in comedy, man, I just like...

02:22:40.000 I think it's rougher than the fight game, man.

02:22:43.000 You gotta have a particular...

02:22:45.000 You've got to have a particular sickness. 0.57

02:22:47.000 Like a fight game, if you're really, truly talented, you might only have to fight two or three fights in some real shitty organization.

02:22:54.000 It's a comic.

02:22:55.000 You've probably got to early on do it.

02:22:57.000 Well, some guys will tell you you should never get out of shitty situations.

02:23:01.000 You should always stay in the muck.

02:23:03.000 Because if you ever get too soft and you only preach to the converted, and you don't go out and do some sleazy little place that only seats seven people.

02:23:11.000 I can dig it.

02:23:12.000 Yeah, there's a very real vibe that you get off a real small crowd.

02:23:16.000 It's a different vibe, especially a small crowd.

02:23:18.000 It's a totally different thing if I were to stroll into a bar and start playing songs.

02:23:23.000 It's not the same.

02:23:24.000 Even if it's total strangers, dead, like a dead call, just show up and do it.

02:23:29.000 It's a totally different beast.

02:23:30.000 You could be in your head.

02:23:31.000 People would be way more accepting of the music in the background and listening to you play and be like, oh.

02:23:35.000 Then you're engaging people as a comedian directly.

02:23:39.000 I want you to laugh at what I'm saying.

02:23:41.000 It's very arrogant too.

02:23:42.000 And most people, you see a person, they're on stage, and your first reaction is, why should you be the guy talking?

02:23:48.000 Who are you that I'm going to give up the position?

02:23:50.000 I'm going to sit back and just let you run my thoughts with your loud, amplified mouth.

02:23:56.000 It's offensive, especially when you're not very good at it. 0.99

02:23:58.000 And when you wanted to just go to a bar and have a drink and some fucking guy who's not very good is up there saying a bunch of shitty jokes, I mean, that's how we learn how to do it. 0.98

02:24:07.000 Still takes balls of steel, man. 1.00

02:24:09.000 Or you have to be a retard. 1.00

02:24:10.000 It doesn't matter how good you are, it takes balls of steel to try. 0.96

02:24:14.000 It's a fun gig.

02:24:15.000 Joey Diaz says it's the hardest, easiest thing you'll ever do.

02:24:20.000 That's the best way to describe it, I think.

02:24:21.000 If you get good at it, it becomes easy.

02:24:23.000 It becomes fun.

02:24:24.000 But it's hard to stay good.

02:24:26.000 It's hard to stay in that frequency, you know?

02:24:31.000 That's true of a lot of stuff.

02:24:33.000 Yeah, it is, right?

02:24:34.000 Creativity, right?

02:24:35.000 Yeah, if you don't keep it moving and flowing...

02:24:39.000 Yeah, I always feel like that.

02:24:40.000 If I take too long and don't write some music, it becomes very hard to kickstart it and get it going again to where it's going to be a level I'll be acceptable.

02:24:48.000 That's why I buy mannequins. 0.75

02:24:50.000 Yeah, that's how I do it, Brian.

02:24:52.000 Have you ever read The War of Art?

02:24:54.000 I don't think I have. 0.99

02:24:55.000 Great book about killing procrastination, about making you write, making you get shit done. 0.76

02:25:00.000 The War of Art sounds like something I'd like to read. 0.88

02:25:02.000 It's really good.

02:25:03.000 It's small.

02:25:03.000 It's a short book.

02:25:04.000 For people, even people that aren't artists, it'll get you motivated to just get shit done that you've been procrastinating.

02:25:11.000 The way the guy puts it, really, his name is Steven Pressfield, and he wrote a bunch of books.

02:25:17.000 He's a pretty famous author.

02:25:18.000 A lot of historical novels and stuff, I believe he's famous for.

02:25:23.000 But he's also famous for being really prolific. 0.98

02:25:27.000 And he's super honest in this book about how he was a fucking loser up until he was like 40 years old. 0.99

02:25:32.000 And he couldn't fucking get it together. 0.99

02:25:35.000 He couldn't just work. 0.99

02:25:37.000 He just kept failing and then finally figured out how to just become a professional. 0.99

02:25:43.000 How to really become a professional and fucking work. 0.99

02:25:45.000 And when he did that, everything changed. 0.99

02:25:48.000 Completely changed. 0.83

02:25:49.000 And he's like super honest about it and super honest about what holds you back, the resistance, he calls it resistance, like the lazy procrastination, all the self-destructive shit that people do to avoid doing things that they know they should do.

02:26:02.000 And the way he puts it is really quite brilliant.

02:26:05.000 And it's a very inspirational book.

02:26:08.000 Real small, too.

02:26:09.000 If you're not a big reader, The War of Art will get you because it's nice and small.

02:26:13.000 Thanks, everybody, man.

02:26:14.000 Thank you, Everlast.

02:26:15.000 Thank you, man.

02:26:16.000 Come back again anytime.

02:26:17.000 I will.

02:26:18.000 Trust me.

02:26:19.000 We're going to have to do more of these, Brian.

02:26:20.000 Trust me.

02:26:21.000 I think we're going to have to move to at least three a week.

02:26:22.000 You need to do, like, you know, even, like I said, bring somebody in, too.

02:26:27.000 I'm going to meet some of these cats, man.

02:26:28.000 Some fans of some of these dudes.

02:26:30.000 Dude, you tell me anytime I got somebody that you want to come on, man.

02:26:32.000 You got a free ticket, always.

02:26:34.000 I got a few folks that want to come on too, but I'll tell you. 0.98

02:26:37.000 Oh, we're going to make some shit happen, folks. 0.99

02:26:39.000 We're going to make some shit happen. 1.00

02:26:41.000 All right. 0.99

02:26:42.000 Yes.

02:26:43.000 See?

02:26:43.000 You heard it all here, folks.

02:26:45.000 Thanks to everybody.

02:26:46.000 Thanks to the Fleshlight.

02:26:47.000 Go to JoeRogan.net.

02:26:48.000 Click on the link and enter in the code name ROGAN. Save yourself some money on your new jerk-off toy.

02:26:53.000 I use it. 1.00

02:26:53.000 It's fucking wonderful. 1.00

02:26:55.000 I support it. 0.98

02:26:56.000 My wife actually said, that sounds like something that's cool. 1.00

02:26:59.000 Like, if you're going to jerk off, jerk off into something. 1.00

02:27:02.000 Sure. 1.00

02:27:02.000 I was like, you're crazy. 1.00

02:27:03.000 It's way better than regular masturbation. 1.00

02:27:06.000 It's a fucking solid product. 0.99

02:27:07.000 And it's the first one for men that supposedly was really good for a long time. 0.99

02:27:10.000 I think it was really hard.

02:27:11.000 All right, I got some questions.

02:27:12.000 Can I ask them real quick?

02:27:13.000 Sure.

02:27:13.000 Do we have time?

02:27:14.000 Yeah, absolutely.

02:27:15.000 Is it disposable?

02:27:16.000 Sure, yeah.

02:27:17.000 You're a guy that throws away jeans, man.

02:27:19.000 Yeah.

02:27:20.000 I'm saying it.

02:27:21.000 You sold how many million records?

02:27:23.000 Is it like one of these things you get a certain amount of uses out of?

02:27:26.000 You just clean it.

02:27:28.000 After a while, you kind of want to probably get a new one, though.

02:27:30.000 In my opinions. 1.00

02:27:31.000 Because, I mean, I fucked the shit out of him. 1.00

02:27:32.000 And after a while, I don't want to fuck him anymore. 1.00

02:27:34.000 Brian's a savage, though. 1.00

02:27:35.000 The way he fucks. 1.00

02:27:36.000 He shoves it in corners of couches and fucking assaults it. 1.00

02:27:40.000 He's an animal, man. 1.00

02:27:41.000 He fucks like a wild animal. 1.00

02:27:43.000 My shit has a lot of blood stains on it. 1.00

02:27:44.000 Yeah, you look at him, man. 1.00

02:27:45.000 He's very deceptive. 0.99

02:27:46.000 He's quite violent in sexuality. 0.96

02:27:48.000 I've been scared of him since I met him, man.

02:27:52.000 Thanks to Onnit.com.

02:27:52.000 You can make a microphone sound good, man.

02:27:54.000 I mean, I think it sounds really good. 1.00

02:27:56.000 And no training either, this fucking crazy bastard. 0.99

02:27:58.000 Onnit.com, O-N-N-I-T, makers of Alpha Brain, New Mood, Shroom Tech Sport, and Shroom Tech Immune. 1.00

02:28:05.000 Go check it out.

02:28:05.000 Go to Onnit.com, enter in the code name ROGAN, and you save yourself 10% off all orders, not just your first order.

02:28:12.000 All right, you dirty bitches. 1.00

02:28:14.000 We will be back at least once this week. 1.00

02:28:16.000 Most likely twice.

02:28:19.000 Jim Jeffries is going to be here on Friday.

02:28:20.000 And I think we're going to have one before Friday.

02:28:24.000 Probably Wednesday.

02:28:25.000 Maybe with me friend Dom Herrera.

02:28:28.000 If I can talk him into it.

02:28:29.000 One of my favorite old school comics.

02:28:31.000 And a great great friend of mine.

02:28:33.000 A brilliant comedian.

02:28:35.000 Dom Herrera.

02:28:36.000 Hopefully we'll get him on. 0.99

02:28:36.000 Alright you dirty freaks. 0.99

02:28:37.000 I'll see you soon. 0.99

02:28:38.000 We love you very much.

02:28:40.000 And you know. 1.00

02:28:40.000 The fucking drill. 1.00

02:28:41.000 See ya. 1.00

The Joe Rogan Experience - April 03, 2012

Joe Rogan Experience #201 - EverLast

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