The Joe Rogan Experience - July 27, 2023


Joe Rogan Experience #2013 - Paul Rosolie


Episode Stats

Length

2 hours and 42 minutes

Words per Minute

198.46342

Word Count

32,290

Sentence Count

3,189

Misogynist Sentences

79

Hate Speech Sentences

58


Summary

In this episode of the podcast, I sit down with my good friend and environmentalist, Marshall McElroy, to talk about why he went to the Amazon rainforest, what it was like, and why he decided to go there in the first place he ever thought of going to the rainforest. We talk about how he got there, why he did it, and what it's like to live in the Amazon. It's a wild ride, and I hope you enjoy it as much as we did making it. This episode was produced and edited by Annie-Rose Strasser and Alex Blumberg. Our theme song is Come Alone by Suneaters, courtesy of Lotuspool Records. Our ad music is by Build Buildings. The music featured in this episode was written, produced, and performed by Mark Phillips. It was edited and produced by Haley Shaw. We are working on transcribing this episode and putting it on SoundCloud. If you like what you hear, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and/or wherever else you re listening, and we'll make sure to include it in the next week's episode. Thank you so much for all the amazing work you've done so far! - Thank you for listening and supporting us in the podcast! - Your support is so appreciated, we really appreciate all the support we can't thank you enough, it really means a lot to us. - and we really do appreciate it. Thank you. xoxo, Sarah and Marshall. Timestamps. Love you, Sarah, too much, Kaylauren. <3 - Emily, Kristy, Ben, too, Rachel, and Jack, and the rest of the crew, too. -- Thank you, Emily, and so much so much, and thanks for listening to this episode, so much love you, and all the work you do so much more. XOXO, thank you, bye. Sarah, Caitlyn, Rachael, and Joe, and everyone else. Thanks so much. Cheers, Caitie, Jen, AJ, Natalie, and Gage, Margo, and Ben, etc, and Matt, and Jaxon, etc., etc., and so on. . - . . . (Thank you, Matt, JUICY, etc. , etc., and thanks, Sarah.


Transcript

00:00:15.000 This is one of the rare times that Marshall's been in studio during a show.
00:00:25.000 He's the best.
00:00:26.000 He is the best.
00:00:27.000 They're the best dogs.
00:00:28.000 They're like universally sweet dogs.
00:00:30.000 They're such sweethearts.
00:00:32.000 I love that my dogs, I can literally take a piece of meat out of their mouth and they'll be like, is something better coming?
00:00:38.000 They're so friendly.
00:00:40.000 There's no worry about protecting themselves or survival.
00:00:45.000 My friend calls them love sponges.
00:00:47.000 That's the best way to describe them.
00:00:49.000 They're perfect creations.
00:00:51.000 We're going to be in here.
00:00:51.000 Hang out with us.
00:00:53.000 So, dude, first of all, I'm in your book right now.
00:00:56.000 I just started it.
00:00:57.000 It's insane.
00:00:58.000 How the fuck did you even get the idea to do what you did?
00:01:03.000 Take me through the first seeds of the thoughts that had you go to the Amazon.
00:01:11.000 When I was a kid.
00:01:13.000 I remember very far back.
00:01:15.000 I remember being a kid and going to the Bronx Zoo and looking.
00:01:19.000 They had an exhibit.
00:01:20.000 I think it was in the House of Reptiles where there's all these scientists and they're holding a giant snake and they're doing research and they're protecting these places.
00:01:27.000 And so I always had it in my head that I want to see these places before they're gone.
00:01:32.000 I grew up with a lot of environmental stress.
00:01:34.000 I really felt like this message of we're losing the rainforest, we're losing elephants.
00:01:39.000 How did you develop that feeling?
00:01:42.000 I don't know.
00:01:43.000 My parents would read me Jane Goodall's books as a kid, and again, things like the Bronx Zoo, Steve Irwin, and You know, and I loved, I grew up, you know, and having access to, like, New York and New Jersey.
00:01:56.000 I mean, there's such incredible forests there.
00:01:58.000 It's really, the New York, New Jersey forest thing.
00:02:01.000 Like, people, for whatever reason, that don't live around there, they think New Jersey is, like, some vast wasteland.
00:02:07.000 New Jersey's like more bears per capita than anywhere else in the country.
00:02:11.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:02:11.000 It's wild out there.
00:02:13.000 Amazing forest there.
00:02:14.000 I grew up like, you know, and then like you, by like 13 years old, I was like, you know, I had like a hunting knife and I would do one match and I'd bring my golden retriever into the woods and we'd do like a mini solo, two nights, you know, and I have to make a fire with that one match.
00:02:27.000 And it's like, I was always doing shit like this.
00:02:29.000 So you always had like a call to that kind of life.
00:02:32.000 I always just rivers, streams, forests, tracking bears, trying to figure out where the fox's hole is.
00:02:39.000 I liked spending time with animals in nature, and then it just drove me crazy that no matter how deep I would go in eastern forests, you always come out the other side.
00:02:49.000 And I always was just like, I want to find somewhere where it's truly wild, where there's no limit to it.
00:02:55.000 What's the max?
00:02:56.000 What's the highest you can turn this thing?
00:02:59.000 And I was terrible in school, failed all my classes, severely dyslexic, all that.
00:03:03.000 Actually, my wonderful parents were like, you do know that you can take a GED, skip the last two years of high school, and go straight to college.
00:03:10.000 And I was like, I did not know that.
00:03:12.000 So I did that.
00:03:13.000 And then as I was doing that, I just said, you know what?
00:03:15.000 I was like, I'm going to go to the Amazon rainforest.
00:03:17.000 I had a professor that showed me a piece of wood, and he made a joke like, oh, this is probably like teak from the Amazon.
00:03:21.000 And I was like, oh, yeah.
00:03:23.000 I was like, I got to get down there before it's too late.
00:03:26.000 That's what it was.
00:03:27.000 That is what it was.
00:03:29.000 I gotta get down there before it's too late.
00:03:31.000 Yeah.
00:03:31.000 I mean, it's like they're telling you that there's Jurassic Park.
00:03:33.000 There's literally anaconda dragons in these monster swamps, and there's harpy eagles taking howler monkeys, and there's all this incredible bustling life, and it's all vanishing.
00:03:42.000 And I was like, well, I want to see it before it's gone.
00:03:44.000 The greatest show on Earth.
00:03:46.000 And so, how much of an understanding did you have about the Amazon, about how to get around, how to...
00:03:53.000 It seems like you just dove in.
00:03:56.000 I did dive in.
00:03:58.000 I found the most remote research station I could find.
00:04:01.000 And of course, nobody wants to take it like a 17-year-old kid from Brooklyn, from New Jersey, and put them in the rainforest.
00:04:07.000 I had no qualifications.
00:04:08.000 But I went with people that were doing research on macaws.
00:04:13.000 And I was out there for weeks at a time.
00:04:15.000 But the luck...
00:04:17.000 Was that I met this guy named J.J. Juan Julio Duran.
00:04:20.000 Local S.A. Indian.
00:04:22.000 Grew up in the forest barefoot.
00:04:24.000 And the dude has libraries of information in his brain.
00:04:29.000 Medicinal plans.
00:04:29.000 How to track animals.
00:04:30.000 Places in the forest that nobody knows about.
00:04:33.000 And then he just started.
00:04:34.000 He was just like, you're funny.
00:04:35.000 You really love this shit.
00:04:37.000 He's like, let's go out all night.
00:04:38.000 We don't come back until we find three snakes.
00:04:39.000 He was terrified of snakes.
00:04:41.000 He's like, let's go find three snakes.
00:04:42.000 Because he was like, why does this gringo keep catching snakes?
00:04:45.000 He's like, what the hell is the matter with you?
00:04:48.000 And so he was teaching me everything, and then I was just like, look, dude, this is how you do snakes.
00:04:52.000 This is how you figure out if they're venomous.
00:04:54.000 This is how you handle a snake.
00:04:55.000 I could teach him one thing.
00:04:57.000 He taught me the entire Amazon rainforest.
00:05:00.000 So he didn't know, I mean, he must have known what venomous snakes there were, right?
00:05:05.000 No, because what they'll do is they'll be like, oh, that red one, it's venomous.
00:05:08.000 They chop it in half.
00:05:09.000 That's not how you identify a snake.
00:05:12.000 It's like identifying cars by color.
00:05:15.000 It doesn't make any sense.
00:05:16.000 Okay, right.
00:05:17.000 It's with snakes.
00:05:18.000 You can have, for example, an Amazon tree boa.
00:05:20.000 You can have one mother giving birth to a rainbow of babies.
00:05:24.000 There'll be gray ones, green ones, yellow ones, all these different morphs.
00:05:27.000 And so people will be like, oh, those red ones, they'll get you.
00:05:30.000 Those are coral snakes.
00:05:31.000 It's like, no.
00:05:33.000 It's a constant battle with the locals.
00:05:35.000 I'm always like, do you think this is venomous or not?
00:05:37.000 And they're like, hmm.
00:05:39.000 And I'm like, would I be holding it if it was venomous?
00:05:42.000 And they're like, oh yeah.
00:05:43.000 That's crazy that they don't know.
00:05:45.000 But I guess it's like safer to assume that they're all venomous or anything bright colored is venomous.
00:05:50.000 Yeah.
00:05:50.000 And again, the jungle is a place where there's a lot of stories.
00:05:54.000 And so like you always hear stories about like who got bitten by a snake and this happened, who got, you know, and so like they have the snake Loro Machaco, which is they know it's a green snake.
00:06:04.000 That's all that like the average logger or the average gold miner knows.
00:06:07.000 I was just like literally two weeks ago I was out in the jungle and I was out and it was raining and there was a Loro Machaco next to my head with flicking its tongue next to my head and I was like oh cool I gotta bring this back and show them so I very carefully caught this viper and brought it back and they were like that's not it that's the boa and I was like oh god I can't help you people.
00:06:25.000 I'm literally showing it to you.
00:06:26.000 But the rule is just kill every snake.
00:06:28.000 And so I've always been this ambassador for snakes trying to get people to be like, you know, you have black snakes and gopher snakes and garter snakes and you show them to kids.
00:06:36.000 Snakes are wonderful.
00:06:37.000 I love snakes.
00:06:38.000 They're a part of the whole ecosystem.
00:06:40.000 They are.
00:06:41.000 Especially in something as complex as the Amazon.
00:06:43.000 Yeah.
00:06:43.000 I mean, you know, when I lived in the Hollywood Hills, people would always complain about coyotes.
00:06:48.000 Yeah.
00:06:48.000 I'd say, yeah, yeah, yeah, but how many rats do you see?
00:06:51.000 Yeah.
00:06:52.000 You don't see a lot of rats.
00:06:53.000 There's a reason for that.
00:06:53.000 Yeah.
00:06:55.000 The coyotes are the cleanup system.
00:06:57.000 Yeah, later I gotta show you the video I took yesterday, the day before yesterday, a coyote walking through my front yard in New York.
00:07:04.000 Yeah, they're everywhere now.
00:07:06.000 They're everywhere.
00:07:06.000 It's wild.
00:07:07.000 Big one.
00:07:07.000 Big one.
00:07:08.000 Have you ever read Coyote America?
00:07:10.000 No.
00:07:10.000 It's a really good book by this guy Dan Flores.
00:07:12.000 He's been on the podcast a couple times.
00:07:14.000 He was my friend Steve's professor in college.
00:07:16.000 And he stayed in touch with this guy, and he's a wildlife historian.
00:07:21.000 And he wrote a book about coyotes.
00:07:23.000 And the story is insane.
00:07:26.000 Like, coyotes, they're originally persecuted by the gray wolves.
00:07:30.000 The gray wolves were extirpated and killed off by the people that settled.
00:07:34.000 And then coyotes, when they were persecuted, what they would do is expand their range.
00:07:40.000 So they're in every single city in every state now.
00:07:45.000 And that's only over the last few decades.
00:07:47.000 I mean, the fact, I mean, I think in a lot of places, you can hunt a coyote, like, daytime, nighttime, anytime.
00:07:52.000 With, like, any method.
00:07:53.000 The thing is, it does the opposite of what it's intended to do.
00:07:56.000 Because when you kill a coyote, then the females, when they do roll call, they realize a coyote's missing, and they have more pups.
00:08:02.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:08:03.000 It's a wild animal.
00:08:04.000 No, it's a really amazing animal.
00:08:06.000 They're so clever, too.
00:08:06.000 No, they're crazy.
00:08:07.000 This one comes trotting across my front yard every day, and it's like...
00:08:10.000 I opened my front door and I went, woo!
00:08:12.000 He just stopped and looked at me and I just took a picture on my phone.
00:08:15.000 Wow.
00:08:15.000 Yeah, it was crazy.
00:08:16.000 New York City, coyotes.
00:08:20.000 It's an amazing animal.
00:08:22.000 So when you went down there, what kind of gear did you bring?
00:08:28.000 How prepared were you for this?
00:08:30.000 Completely unprepared.
00:08:31.000 Shoestring budget?
00:08:32.000 Shoestring budget, yeah.
00:08:33.000 A student dropped out of high school, saved up money from working at the YMCA. I went down there wearing jeans and a t-shirt, like...
00:08:40.000 Did you plan on trying to find some sort of a job?
00:08:42.000 What were you going to do for food?
00:08:44.000 No, so this was the thing.
00:08:45.000 I went down there as a volunteer just to experience it.
00:08:50.000 And then basically, as I became friends with JJ, he was like, could you come back?
00:08:56.000 He's like, you have access to gringos and people that travel.
00:08:59.000 He's like, bring us tourists.
00:09:00.000 He's like, we're trying to protect this river now while it's still completely pristine.
00:09:05.000 And at the time, I was like, well, that sounds great.
00:09:07.000 So I started bringing people.
00:09:08.000 We started Tamandu Expeditions.
00:09:09.000 And so it was like small time, just bringing some tourists to the jungle, showing them around, taking them on night walks, doing stuff like that.
00:09:17.000 But there wasn't a plan.
00:09:20.000 I knew what I loved.
00:09:21.000 I didn't have a plan.
00:09:23.000 I wasn't like, I'm going to be a jungle keeper.
00:09:24.000 I just went down there and was like, this is amazing, and I want more of it.
00:09:28.000 And then at that age, people were like, what are you going to do for a job?
00:09:31.000 And I was like, I don't know, but I'm going back to the jungle.
00:09:34.000 And then as we saw more of the forest getting destroyed, The Trans-Amazon Highway cuts straight across the Amazon rainforest.
00:09:45.000 You can drive from like Rio all the way to Lima.
00:09:47.000 And so for the first time in history, they opened up a land trade route through the heart of the Amazon rainforest.
00:09:53.000 And the final segment of the Trans-Amazon Highway was over the Madre de Dios River, which is right where we work.
00:10:02.000 And so we saw the amount of cars in our region go from like 400 a day to like 800 a day to 2000 a day and all of a sudden these offshoot roads and all of a sudden the burning and all of a sudden places that used to be pristine and wild, all of a sudden we're seeing this horrific burning.
00:10:17.000 Ancient trees cut down, entire ecosystems wiped out.
00:10:20.000 And so then at that point I'm going, okay, it's not a joke anymore.
00:10:23.000 We someone's got to do something about this and then you know you look And you realize you're in the middle of the Amazon rainforest.
00:10:29.000 There is no one there's no help coming like these these ecosystems are gonna be bulldozed if nobody does anything so What regulations if any are in play obviously there's people that are gonna violate those but are there regulations that are designed to protect those areas is there is there like some sort of a process that someone has to go through before they start cutting logs like and The thing is,
00:10:54.000 there's national parks, there's protected areas, there's indigenous reserves.
00:10:58.000 I mean, we're in the country of Peru, and it's like, there's plenty, there's a lot of protected land.
00:11:02.000 Peru's done an amazing job of protecting a lot of its rainforests.
00:11:06.000 They have the most crucial part of the Amazon, because it's the western Amazon.
00:11:08.000 It's where the Andes Mountains, the cloud forests, into the lowland Amazon.
00:11:12.000 The most mega-biodiverse terrestrial habitat that's ever existed.
00:11:17.000 They've done a great job of protecting it, but there's still millions of acres that are just jungle.
00:11:23.000 And you're at the edge of human presence on our planet.
00:11:25.000 So you're talking about like, okay, so you have a little city, and you have the police, and you have the forestry department, you have whatever else.
00:11:31.000 The things around the city they can deal with.
00:11:33.000 But if you tell them that two days upriver...
00:11:37.000 Way out there, there's somebody cutting some forest that technically shouldn't be cut.
00:11:41.000 They don't care.
00:11:43.000 They're not going to put resources towards going out.
00:11:45.000 They're not going to risk getting shot.
00:11:46.000 They're not going to risk getting bitten by a bush master while they travel out into the jungle.
00:11:51.000 It's just not on anybody's radar.
00:11:53.000 So unless it's near them, unless it's in their jurisdiction, nobody does anything.
00:11:58.000 And as we've found out now, even when it is in their jurisdiction, half the forestry department just got arrested in Peru for actually helping the loggers.
00:12:05.000 They had sort of like infiltrated.
00:12:09.000 Yeah, and then of course, down there you still have uncontacted tribes and you have places where there's giant anacondas and you have different territorial reserves.
00:12:16.000 It's just like, it's such a weird landscape that the idea of like enforcement, like when we've had problems, when we've had issues where we have to bring law enforcement out there...
00:12:27.000 We have to bring them out there.
00:12:28.000 We have to get the boat, the gasoline, the food, provide them with...
00:12:31.000 We have to basically take them on a tourist trip out into the jungle and then be like, now go do police work.
00:12:37.000 It's very difficult.
00:12:38.000 And so when you hear this stuff, which again, eventually we have to tell the people this story.
00:12:48.000 How we got here.
00:12:49.000 What made you reach out to me when you did?
00:12:53.000 Well, I had seen a clip of yours that we talked about.
00:12:57.000 What was the clip?
00:12:58.000 So yeah, that was the 2019 clip.
00:13:01.000 That was when the Amazon fires went mega viral.
00:13:05.000 And, excuse me, I threw up a video of me in the fires just like screaming and crying and being like, this is happening every fucking day and screaming.
00:13:15.000 And it went viral.
00:13:16.000 It went viral and at that time we had created jungle keepers and we had tried to protect, we had a little bit of rainforest we were protecting.
00:13:23.000 I think we had like one or two rangers.
00:13:26.000 And then you shared it on your Instagram.
00:13:29.000 And then it hit this level, it like went to the next level of virality.
00:13:33.000 I remember because my cousin Michael called me and he was just like, Joe Rogan just shared it!
00:13:37.000 And I was like, that's not, there's no way that happened.
00:13:39.000 And he's like, no, it did.
00:13:41.000 And the amount of attention that we got from that led to eventually people reaching out.
00:13:48.000 This guy Dax De Silva reached out.
00:13:50.000 And he was like, hey listen, you guys every year with the burning forest and the loss of habitat, he's like, I want to help.
00:13:56.000 What can we do?
00:13:57.000 What do you need to make this work?
00:14:00.000 How do we save this ring?
00:14:01.000 That's the clip.
00:14:01.000 There it is.
00:14:03.000 Welcome to the fucking Anthropocene.
00:14:06.000 Jesus.
00:14:16.000 And what puts those fires out?
00:14:18.000 Do people actively try to put those fires out or do they just wait until it rains?
00:14:21.000 No, the people start them.
00:14:22.000 That's the funny thing.
00:14:24.000 I'm not going to be able to stay here long because this fire is spreading, but everything behind me right now is the forest that I've been working to protect for the last 13 years.
00:14:31.000 It's burning like this every day.
00:14:34.000 There are literally millions of animals in this forest that cannot escape right now.
00:14:38.000 And if you think our planet can survive this every day in the Amazon, you have another thing coming.
00:14:43.000 We have all the resources to protect this, to stop what's happening behind me right now, and people let it happen every day.
00:14:49.000 Welcome to the fucking Anthropocene.
00:14:51.000 So, when they're starting these fires to make clear cuts so they can raise cattle, like, what are they doing?
00:14:57.000 Yeah, it's basically their space, so we're going to use it.
00:15:00.000 And so, like, ideally a person, if they wanted to use that forest, you could harvest the ancient hardwoods there and make millions off of it.
00:15:08.000 You could use that forest to do, like, multi-tiered agriculture where you're producing tons of produce.
00:15:14.000 These are people that are coming in.
00:15:16.000 They're just clear-cutting the forest.
00:15:17.000 They're planting, like, cacao, papaya, grass for cows.
00:15:22.000 Like, it's literally burning down your house to cook a meal.
00:15:26.000 And who owns that land?
00:15:26.000 Yeah.
00:15:29.000 Well, that's the thing.
00:15:30.000 A lot of it is indigenous land.
00:15:31.000 A lot of it is, they call it like Brazil nut concessions where it's just like areas where like you're supposed to be harvesting Brazil nuts.
00:15:38.000 But a lot of times it is private land, but people, there's people coming from other parts of South America and they're just coming in and they're clearing these areas and it's happening fast.
00:15:48.000 And no one is there to protect.
00:15:49.000 There's not enough resources to keep an eye on.
00:15:52.000 It's just the vastness of it all.
00:15:54.000 There's a vacuum in conservation.
00:15:56.000 There's a problem with conservation.
00:15:57.000 No one's going to pay you to go out into the wildest places on Earth and protect these things, for the most part.
00:16:05.000 It's very difficult.
00:16:06.000 You can go get a job as a conservation biologist.
00:16:07.000 You can go...
00:16:19.000 It's very difficult.
00:16:21.000 And so that's why that whole story was so important was because I was, you know, By that point, I was like 14 years into doing this with no support, no funding, no backing, no nothing.
00:16:31.000 It was just me and the local guys, machetes, and bare feet.
00:16:34.000 And then after that video went viral, after you shared it, we got contacted by Dax.
00:16:40.000 And then he basically was like, look.
00:16:42.000 He started a company called Lightspeed, and then he transitioned into conservation.
00:16:46.000 And so now he's helping the Sea Shepherd, and he's helping the Nature Conservancy in Canada, and Jungle Keepers was his first project.
00:16:52.000 And all of a sudden we could actually do it.
00:16:54.000 And so now these local people who used to be loggers and gold miners, we were like, yo, do you want a job protecting this forest?
00:17:02.000 And so guys had been cutting wood for the last 15 years.
00:17:06.000 Guys had been fighting the uncontacted tribes.
00:17:08.000 All of a sudden we were like, do you want to just help us patrol?
00:17:11.000 Just protect it.
00:17:12.000 Do nothing.
00:17:12.000 And they're like, do nothing and we get paid.
00:17:15.000 And benefits.
00:17:17.000 And it's a huge success.
00:17:19.000 We were protecting 50,000 acres now.
00:17:22.000 Millions and millions of heartbeats in there.
00:17:23.000 Like spider monkeys, troops of giant river otters, jaguars, harpy eagles.
00:17:28.000 I mean, just more biodiversity than you could list.
00:17:31.000 And we need to protect 300,000.
00:17:33.000 I need to protect 300,000 acres in the next year.
00:17:35.000 Because now there's Chinese machinery coming in, where they're coming in with those giant earth-moving things that take out the trees.
00:17:43.000 And so it's just like this race against time, because we have this incredible treasure trove of biological...
00:17:51.000 Incredible wealth.
00:17:53.000 Medicine's running through every one of these things.
00:17:56.000 You go out with the local people, and if you have something wrong with you, there's a sap for that.
00:18:01.000 They can cure an ear infection.
00:18:02.000 They can cure whatever it is.
00:18:03.000 If they want to go fishing in the stream, they have barbasco.
00:18:05.000 They have a root that they can crush.
00:18:07.000 Throw it in the stream, it'll stun the fish.
00:18:08.000 You take the ones you want, you take it out, and the other fish will swim away.
00:18:11.000 It's like they have a pharmacy that we don't have access to.
00:18:15.000 Yeah, that fish thing is wild.
00:18:17.000 My friend Rinella did that.
00:18:18.000 Yeah?
00:18:19.000 Yeah.
00:18:20.000 How do you say the guy's names from Guyana?
00:18:23.000 Yanomami?
00:18:24.000 Yeah, Yanomami.
00:18:25.000 Yeah, he went with them and they did that thing with the fish where they grind up the plants and they throw it in the water and the fish just get conked out.
00:18:32.000 Yeah.
00:18:32.000 It's pretty wild.
00:18:33.000 It's like magic.
00:18:34.000 Yeah.
00:18:34.000 It's like magic.
00:18:35.000 It's like a cheat code in the video game.
00:18:36.000 So this is a dangerous proposition, right?
00:18:41.000 Because clearly the people that are moving into these areas, they want to burn things down and grow things.
00:18:48.000 And someone who gets in the way of this is getting in the way of their financial success.
00:18:54.000 Yeah.
00:18:54.000 In the case of gold mining, there's a picture in there, Jamie.
00:18:59.000 I think it just says gold mining.
00:19:01.000 I went down there with Matt Gutmann.
00:19:03.000 And we did a thing where we got into the gold mining areas, where that's a whole other thing, where they're clear-cutting the rainforest for gold mining.
00:19:10.000 That's the Western Amazon.
00:19:13.000 Wow.
00:19:13.000 So they just gutted it.
00:19:15.000 There is a sandstorm behind me in that picture, and that's the Amazon rainforest, and there's a desert there now.
00:19:21.000 Wow.
00:19:22.000 You can see it from space.
00:19:24.000 Wow.
00:19:26.000 And so, yeah, you go there, there's like sort of this machine gun limit where, you know, you drive towards this area and then they have guards.
00:19:32.000 And inside there, they have these, see there's that big hose going out.
00:19:35.000 They have to cut the forest, burn the forest, suck up the land, and then the gold comes in the sediment in the sand.
00:19:41.000 And so they have to use mercury to bind the gold out of the sand and then they burn that off.
00:19:56.000 Oh my god.
00:19:59.000 Oh my god.
00:20:05.000 We went in there with Matt Gutman's crew and we actually filmed in the gold mining areas, which no one does.
00:20:14.000 And while we were in there, one of the Russian gold miners was like, hey man, listen, you're that guy with the Instagram, right?
00:20:19.000 And I was like, what the fuck are you talking about?
00:20:21.000 And he goes, you see those guys over there?
00:20:23.000 And he goes, they just said your name.
00:20:23.000 And I was like, yeah.
00:20:26.000 And I was like, oh.
00:20:28.000 And then, yeah, like a week later, those guys pulled up.
00:20:31.000 And it was annoying because the guy acted like he had a gun, but he didn't show me.
00:20:35.000 And he was like, hey, no more posts about gold mining.
00:20:37.000 And I was like, the gold miners follow me on social media.
00:20:40.000 Like, are you fucking serious?
00:20:42.000 But no, that area is dangerous.
00:20:44.000 That had to be terrifying.
00:20:48.000 Yeah, I mean, for a second I was like, is it happening?
00:20:51.000 Right.
00:20:52.000 Because the way they pulled up, you know, I was like walking on the street and they like, you know, cut me off.
00:20:57.000 You know, and they were like, hey, Paul Rosely.
00:20:58.000 And I was like, oh.
00:21:01.000 And our lawyer, or the guy that used to be the lawyer for Jungle Keepers, his father was very vocal locally about the gold miners and standing up to them.
00:21:09.000 And they just whacked him.
00:21:10.000 Just that easy.
00:21:12.000 No consequences.
00:21:14.000 No, no consequences.
00:21:15.000 A really good friend of mine on the river, his father had moved out deep into the jungle like 20 years ago and raised his two boys out there.
00:21:25.000 And then when this Trans-Amazon Highway came through, Uh, they saw the logging and the burning and that, you know, they wanted to live at the edge of the world.
00:21:33.000 They wanted to be deep in the jungle.
00:21:34.000 And so, uh, old man Satuko was like, you know, we're, we're gonna, we got to figure something out, either move deeper or move away or whatever.
00:21:41.000 And like, they were trying to figure out what to do.
00:21:43.000 And there was this one summer I spent a lot of time with his son.
00:21:46.000 His name was also Paul.
00:21:47.000 And, uh, he got, he got murdered by gold miners too.
00:21:52.000 And so it's just a war zone.
00:21:54.000 And then you have some of our guys now who are conservationists who used to be loggers who have shot at the uncontacted tribes and been shot at by arrows.
00:22:05.000 One of my rangers has a scar on his head from a seven-foot arrow from the uncontacted tribes.
00:22:11.000 There's a picture of that too.
00:22:13.000 I think it says uncontacted Ignacio.
00:22:15.000 Seven-foot arrow?
00:22:16.000 Yeah, so they use the river cane, and then they take bamboo, and they get an incredible edge on the bamboo, and they can, it's like they temper it over the fire.
00:22:25.000 So the river cane doesn't weigh anything, so they make these monster arrows, and they can actually, like, nail a spider monkey out of the trees from, like, you know, 40 meters.
00:22:33.000 Really?
00:22:33.000 Yeah, so check this out.
00:22:34.000 So this is one of my rangers, Ignacio.
00:22:36.000 He's local, indigenous, and...
00:22:39.000 And that's the scar on his head from the arrow.
00:22:41.000 Yeah, he was trying...
00:22:42.000 So the uncontacted came out, and they were...
00:22:43.000 That looks pretty fresh.
00:22:45.000 You're gonna have a scar on your head.
00:22:46.000 That's a good spot.
00:22:47.000 That looks good.
00:22:48.000 Yeah, someone's got a picture of it when it happened, but he was saying they were trying to...
00:22:52.000 They were trying to push bananas, because these people don't know.
00:22:55.000 These people are out there, and they're naked, and they're in the jungle, and they've been there for a few hundred years.
00:22:59.000 And he was there, and he was actually working for the Ministry of Culture, and he was like, let me try and be friendly.
00:23:05.000 Let me try and extend an olive branch.
00:23:06.000 And so he was trying to push a boatload of bananas towards them.
00:23:10.000 And the scariest thing was they didn't want anyone to understand them, and so they were actually speaking in Capuchin monkey calls.
00:23:18.000 And he's out in the middle.
00:23:19.000 He's brave, this guy.
00:23:20.000 And he went out to the middle of the river and he pushed this thing and he said he saw the arrow coming straight at his eyeball and he just moved his head to the side.
00:23:26.000 And it just gave him that, cut him right to the skull.
00:23:30.000 Yeah, there's that one and then there should be one more where he's just looking right at us.
00:23:33.000 But yeah, he's lucky.
00:23:37.000 He's really lucky.
00:23:38.000 He's got worse stories than that too.
00:23:41.000 One time he was at a remote guard post and the tribes came and he'd already gotten, I think he'd already gotten shot.
00:23:48.000 And he said he went up into the roof and like hid in the rafters like and wrapped himself and he said it was the middle of the day and he was baking and he said he could hear the the uncontacted tribes underneath him and he was like trying to make the decision of do I kill myself like a dog in a car in this heat like he knew he was gonna die or do I go down and let them rip me apart and it was like it was just the most terrifying story but yeah like that how did he get out of it he waited it out I mean he'd already been shot in the head so he was like I know what's gonna happen if I go down there Also then,
00:24:18.000 I'm also going to get, I'm going to get, everyone's going to come after me for calling them uncontacted.
00:24:22.000 Apparently that's an outdated term.
00:24:23.000 Apparently the correct parlance these days is voluntarily isolated indigenous nomadic persons.
00:24:31.000 Let's stick with uncontacted.
00:24:32.000 Can we just call them uncontacted?
00:24:34.000 Oh, fuck you, man.
00:24:35.000 Fuck you for making me remember all that shit.
00:24:38.000 It's so silly.
00:24:40.000 Yeah.
00:24:41.000 Uncontacted is not a pejorative.
00:24:44.000 No, it's just...
00:24:45.000 And then people are like, well, they technically have contact if they shot your friend.
00:24:48.000 And I'm like, yeah, well...
00:24:49.000 Sort of.
00:24:50.000 I guess.
00:24:50.000 I guess.
00:24:51.000 Peripheral.
00:24:51.000 Sure.
00:24:52.000 It's got to be horrifying for them, right?
00:24:56.000 I mean, if they've been there for thousands and thousands of years living like that...
00:25:00.000 And then slowly but surely they see this encroachment of machines.
00:25:03.000 How much do they understand of this Western culture that's infringing upon them?
00:25:09.000 It's weird because these guys, they don't have boats.
00:25:13.000 And so they don't have the wheel.
00:25:16.000 All these simple inventions.
00:25:18.000 They don't work with metal.
00:25:20.000 And so I believe that the current theory says now that...
00:25:24.000 Basically, these people were living extremely isolated around the time of the Industrial Revolution.
00:25:30.000 They were already very remote.
00:25:32.000 And then when you had the demand for rubber, the Amazon was the only place that you could get rubber.
00:25:38.000 And Henry Ford found out when he did Fordlandia, you can't make a plantation out of rubber.
00:25:42.000 It'll get leaf blight and die.
00:25:44.000 So the only way to get rubber was to start a full-scale genocide where they sent down these rubber barons that beat and whipped the native people and sent them out into the jungle to go collect rubber from the rubber trees for gaskets and hoses and everything that we needed.
00:25:59.000 These are the people that fought.
00:26:01.000 These are the people that remained unconquered, stayed back further in the deepest parts of the forest.
00:26:07.000 And so you think these people's grandparents' grandparents must tell them that those outsiders will set you on fire.
00:26:14.000 They will skin you alive.
00:26:15.000 If you see one of them, kill it before it kills you.
00:26:17.000 So they must be just running scared.
00:26:23.000 It is really fascinating that there's still people living essentially the exact same way they were living thousands and thousands of years ago.
00:26:31.000 Yeah.
00:26:31.000 They have a couple of machetes that they stole off some friends of mine.
00:26:33.000 Like they sacked this village one time and they took pots and machetes.
00:26:37.000 They killed all the animals.
00:26:40.000 Yeah, they're very strange to deal with.
00:26:42.000 Like, there was a guy who had started leaving them, like, bananas, and then he left them, like, a shirt.
00:26:47.000 You know, he would just very carefully, because they don't, they can't speak, they don't speak Spanish, they don't even speak, like, Piro, like, or anything, like, or Yine is the dialect that we deal with on our river, and...
00:26:58.000 They murdered him, too.
00:27:00.000 And, like, he was friends with them for a few years, and no one has an explanation.
00:27:03.000 I just spoke to an eminent anthropologist about this.
00:27:06.000 I was like, what was the reason for that?
00:27:07.000 And he was like, no one knows.
00:27:09.000 So he had made some sort of contact with them.
00:27:12.000 He had regular contact.
00:27:13.000 Was he in contact physically with them?
00:27:16.000 I think he would be in the same space.
00:27:19.000 He could have spoken to them if he could speak to them.
00:27:22.000 But I think it was sort of like, I leave you this, and then I back up.
00:27:25.000 And then they would come forward, and then it would be this very, very careful exchange.
00:27:30.000 And that went on for a few years, and then everyone was like, oh, there's this guy.
00:27:33.000 And he's been able to develop this.
00:27:35.000 It was special.
00:27:36.000 It wasn't...
00:27:39.000 It wasn't in any way.
00:27:40.000 It wasn't like a bravado thing.
00:27:41.000 It was like he was actually trying to be like, can we make friends with these people?
00:27:45.000 Can we make a relationship here?
00:27:48.000 Maybe bring them in.
00:27:48.000 Maybe do they want to come in?
00:27:49.000 Are they scared?
00:27:50.000 Do they need help?
00:27:51.000 Maybe we could just help them with some stuff.
00:27:54.000 And then they found him with seven-foot arrows in him.
00:27:59.000 So, yeah.
00:28:01.000 No explanation.
00:28:02.000 No explanation.
00:28:03.000 So, yeah.
00:28:03.000 The one time that I saw them, I ran for three days.
00:28:06.000 I, like, ran downriver.
00:28:07.000 I jumped in my boat.
00:28:08.000 I went all night.
00:28:08.000 I just...
00:28:09.000 I absolutely...
00:28:10.000 I realized I'd gone...
00:28:12.000 I'd made a wrong turn and ended up somewhere I shouldn't have been.
00:28:14.000 And I was completely alone.
00:28:15.000 Because then that was...
00:28:16.000 After the learning days and the jungle keepers days came the days where the locals were like, okay, so you know the jungle.
00:28:23.000 Like, start going out on your own.
00:28:24.000 See if you could really do it.
00:28:26.000 Go survive.
00:28:27.000 And I personally...
00:28:29.000 Wanted to see if I could experience living...
00:28:32.000 I wanted to know...
00:28:33.000 It's like being told you can go to Mars and walk around all by yourself.
00:28:36.000 Whoa.
00:28:38.000 You're out in the Amazon for a week by yourself and you're camping on a beach and you wake up and you walk upriver and you camp on a beach and you wake up.
00:28:46.000 To me, it was almost like the world melted away.
00:28:51.000 It was like that Will Smith movie where you're the last person on Earth.
00:28:54.000 It's like you are in this jungle paradise where there's macaws and there's jaguars and the animals up there don't know what a human is.
00:29:01.000 It's like the Galapagos.
00:29:03.000 You are in a place where animals are unfamiliar with the shape of a human, so they don't mind.
00:29:09.000 And there's giant anacondas.
00:29:11.000 Like, it's different.
00:29:12.000 It's different out there.
00:29:13.000 There are still places where from century to century nobody goes.
00:29:16.000 And the animals have no idea.
00:29:18.000 And when you're out there, it gets really freaky.
00:29:21.000 Like, I noticed my brain losing touch with, like, I would start to get worried, like, was this just my reality now?
00:29:30.000 Could I go back?
00:29:31.000 You know, you're so far out there.
00:29:33.000 And the Amazon's friendly.
00:29:35.000 The jungle itself, there's nothing that's going to eat you.
00:29:37.000 A jag's not going to eat you.
00:29:39.000 Unless you go swimming in a lake at night, a black caiman or an anaconda's not going to mess with you.
00:29:42.000 And it's like, piranha tastes good.
00:29:45.000 That's how you survive.
00:29:47.000 So it's pretty chill as a wilderness experience until something goes wrong.
00:29:51.000 Until you get a big thunderstorm and the river rises 20 feet and there's Yeah.
00:30:06.000 Yeah.
00:30:08.000 Yeah.
00:30:17.000 Like that big cannon shot pop, like an old tree pops, and you run.
00:30:23.000 You run.
00:30:24.000 Because when that comes down, it's laced into the canopy with the other trees, and so it's going to pull down other things.
00:30:30.000 I was with loggers one time, and they were cutting a tree, and it was going to go that way.
00:30:34.000 So we were standing behind it, and I'm always like, okay, I've got to document this.
00:30:38.000 I've got to document this.
00:30:38.000 And so this tree is going to fall away from us, and this tree is probably about as thick as this room.
00:30:43.000 And this tree, you know, I'm talking about a 160-foot tree, and this tree starts falling over.
00:30:48.000 And it grabs another tree, and we all realized it at the same time, but the other tree broke and snapped in our direction.
00:30:55.000 And there's like a 30-foot shard of timber, like a fucking oak tree, flying at us.
00:30:59.000 And we all just scattered, and then all, like, it was just like the world ended.
00:31:03.000 There was vines and giant things coming down, entire trees falling out of the sky and flying and splinters.
00:31:10.000 It was cataclysmic.
00:31:11.000 Whew!
00:31:11.000 Like it was it was out of control.
00:31:13.000 I would never ever ever stand that close to a tree falling in the Amazon again.
00:31:16.000 I put a GoPro on it and run away.
00:31:18.000 Wow.
00:31:21.000 Jesus Christ.
00:31:23.000 I would argue that that's crazier than the moon.
00:31:27.000 You know like you say going to Mars and running around?
00:31:30.000 There's nothing on Mars.
00:31:31.000 You're just gonna see a bunch of dirt.
00:31:32.000 It's gonna be sad.
00:31:33.000 It's gonna be like going to the Death Valley.
00:31:35.000 Yeah, but there's no people ever.
00:31:38.000 Yeah, it's just nothing.
00:31:40.000 What you're seeing is almost more crazy because there's so much life and it's so alien to you.
00:31:46.000 You know, it's nature and it's a part of the earth that we live on, but it's not a part of the earth that we live on where humans are.
00:31:53.000 So that's why it's so fascinating and unique about the rainforest.
00:31:57.000 It's so wild.
00:31:58.000 And so, like, that's where, like, our thing with, you know, even with the anacondas, it was like, you know, it started with the snakes.
00:32:05.000 And they'd be like, you know, teach us about the snakes.
00:32:07.000 And after a while, I was like, guys, where are the anacondas?
00:32:10.000 You know, like, this is supposed to be the Amazon.
00:32:12.000 Where the hell are they?
00:32:13.000 And so they're like, well, once a year we go on these hunting expeditions upriver, so they're like, come with us.
00:32:19.000 And there's this family of brothers.
00:32:20.000 JJ has like 17 brothers, and they're like, come with us.
00:32:22.000 And it's literally just a dugout of canoe, like a little 16-horsepower motor, and you just go up for 10 days, 12 days, to places where you go...
00:32:31.000 Where are we?
00:32:31.000 And they're like, no, no, no, it doesn't have a name.
00:32:33.000 We're just on river.
00:32:35.000 You're just out.
00:32:36.000 And so, you know, we're hunting and fishing and we're just like surviving off the land, going up the thing.
00:32:41.000 And then we started catching the anacondas basking on the sides of the river.
00:32:44.000 And so we just started jumping on these snakes, grabbing them by the neck.
00:32:48.000 The first one I did, I fucked up though.
00:32:49.000 The first anaconda I ever caught.
00:32:53.000 The first anaconda I ever caught, I really fucked up because I was like, okay, I know how to catch snakes.
00:32:57.000 I've handled big snakes.
00:32:58.000 I know what I'm doing, you know?
00:33:00.000 They were going to come in from the bottom.
00:33:02.000 I was going to come in from the top.
00:33:03.000 I ran in and I grabbed the snake by the head and she went and wrapped my hands and my wrists are together.
00:33:08.000 And I was like, oh shit.
00:33:09.000 Oh no.
00:33:10.000 I was like, now I can't get out of this if I wanted to.
00:33:12.000 And the next coil came over my shoulders and it's a 200 pound snake.
00:33:16.000 So I'm on my knees.
00:33:18.000 And so I went to scream JJ and all I got, I got nothing out.
00:33:23.000 And so I'm sitting there wrapped in an anaconda with my clavicle turning into a V. My shoulders were almost touching.
00:33:28.000 And I could feel my ribs just about to go.
00:33:31.000 Oh, boy.
00:33:32.000 And three of my friends jumped on.
00:33:33.000 They started untying it from the tail and everything like that.
00:33:35.000 But I came that close.
00:33:36.000 Oh, boy.
00:33:38.000 I really fucked up.
00:33:39.000 Oh, boy.
00:33:40.000 Look at the size of that thing.
00:33:42.000 Is that the one?
00:33:43.000 That is not the one.
00:33:44.000 Oh, look at the size of that thing.
00:33:47.000 And that's not even as big as I get it.
00:33:50.000 How big is that one?
00:33:51.000 That one is 18 feet 6 inches.
00:33:54.000 That's so big!
00:33:55.000 That's so big!
00:33:56.000 This is the largest scientifically wild-caught verified anaconda that we have in scientific literature.
00:34:04.000 I mean, people have records of bigger ones.
00:34:05.000 I've seen bigger ones.
00:34:08.000 We named her Eleanor after my grandmother.
00:34:10.000 That's the 18 foot one.
00:34:11.000 This is the 18 feet 6 inches.
00:34:12.000 She was 220 pounds, but she was hungry.
00:34:15.000 Look at the size of that thing.
00:34:17.000 Yeah.
00:34:18.000 My God.
00:34:19.000 Yeah.
00:34:20.000 So if that one that got a hold of you, that's not this one.
00:34:24.000 It's a different one.
00:34:24.000 No, the one that got a hold of me was five feet shorter than this one.
00:34:27.000 This thing is a dragon.
00:34:29.000 This thing is like the kraken.
00:34:30.000 There's no way.
00:34:31.000 How big do they get?
00:34:32.000 That's JJ, by the way, I keep talking about.
00:34:35.000 Okay, so here's my measurement.
00:34:38.000 And actually, somebody recently sent me a video of you and Forrest Galante talking about this, about how big can an anaconda get?
00:34:45.000 Me and JJ were out on this place called the Floating Forest one night, and...
00:34:50.000 I was thinking about getting on the cover of National Geographic.
00:34:54.000 I was thinking about getting attention at that time.
00:34:57.000 But we had gone deeper down the Amazon rabbit hole than anyone had ever gone.
00:35:03.000 We found this place, the Floating Forest, where you're walking on rafts of floating grass, and you're walking past treetops.
00:35:10.000 So there's a forest underneath the lake.
00:35:14.000 Wow.
00:35:17.000 Wow.
00:35:35.000 And so we were out there at like two o'clock in the morning and we're walking on these grassy rafts and JJ's going, this is anaconda.
00:35:42.000 And I went, that is not anaconda because the grass was pushed down, but it was like, it was this big.
00:35:48.000 And I was like, this can't be anaconda.
00:35:50.000 He's going, this is, he goes, if it was a crocodile, he goes, you'd see the, you know, the feet.
00:35:54.000 And I was like, it just can't be.
00:35:55.000 And then at like middle of the night, The stars are shining in the black water and everything.
00:36:01.000 We're in the canopy of a forest on top of a lake, and we see two anacondas.
00:36:07.000 One of them is so big that I would say it was probably 24, 25 feet.
00:36:12.000 Gigantic.
00:36:12.000 That was an 18-footer.
00:36:14.000 Then there was another 16-footer on it, and my first response was, we have to catch this snake.
00:36:19.000 And so I jumped on it.
00:36:21.000 I just didn't think about it.
00:36:22.000 I just jumped on the snake.
00:36:25.000 Oh, my God.
00:36:27.000 And so the snake, and, you know, I always say, like, you know, Pixar, it didn't happen, but this was the middle of the night.
00:36:33.000 I jumped on the snake, and as I'm holding it, the one measurement I have is that I was holding onto the snake, and my fingers couldn't touch.
00:36:40.000 What?
00:36:41.000 That's how big this thing was.
00:36:42.000 What?
00:36:43.000 It dragged me to the edge of the grass.
00:36:45.000 What?
00:36:46.000 That big.
00:36:47.000 Oh, my God.
00:36:49.000 Oh, my God.
00:36:50.000 Your fingers couldn't touch.
00:36:52.000 Yeah.
00:36:52.000 Oh, my God.
00:36:54.000 Oh, my God.
00:36:56.000 Yeah.
00:36:57.000 Dude, that's so big.
00:36:58.000 It's so fucking big.
00:36:59.000 And people said, oh, did it eat something?
00:37:01.000 And I was like, no, that was how big the snake was.
00:37:03.000 And I know, because when she got to the edge, to the edge of the grass, I dipped in headfirst.
00:37:08.000 And this snake could have turned around and just eat me.
00:37:10.000 She didn't.
00:37:10.000 Her head was bigger than a Rottweiler.
00:37:13.000 It's bigger than Marshall's.
00:37:13.000 Oh my god.
00:37:15.000 But she dove into the water.
00:37:16.000 Her idea is just escape, stay alive.
00:37:18.000 So she goes down.
00:37:19.000 And my face poked into the water.
00:37:22.000 And I was like, fuck that.
00:37:23.000 You look straight down into hell down there.
00:37:26.000 And I was sitting there holding onto the grass with this giant anaconda rushing by me.
00:37:31.000 You know, 25 feet of anaconda slithering past me.
00:37:33.000 And I put my hand on her.
00:37:34.000 And as she went by, my hand eventually went.
00:37:37.000 And then her tail slipped by me.
00:37:38.000 And I was just...
00:37:39.000 Just alone in the dark in the Amazon.
00:37:43.000 And I'd just seen this dragon.
00:37:45.000 And then I turned around and went, What the fuck happened to JJ? And JJ's just standing there.
00:37:50.000 And he turned completely white.
00:37:51.000 And he was just...
00:37:52.000 His circuits were blown.
00:37:53.000 He was like...
00:37:54.000 And I was like, you could have helped.
00:37:56.000 I was like, you could have helped, man.
00:37:59.000 So can you just help me out here?
00:38:01.000 So the treetops, essentially there's water under the treetops.
00:38:05.000 So you're walking on the treetops.
00:38:06.000 So how deep is the water below you?
00:38:09.000 Like 30, 40 feet.
00:38:11.000 So you're essentially walking on...
00:38:14.000 Grassy islands.
00:38:16.000 Floating vegetation.
00:38:17.000 Is it like in this video?
00:38:18.000 Is it the same, similar terrain?
00:38:20.000 So yes, and thank you for not playing the sound on this.
00:38:23.000 But yeah, it's basically exactly like this.
00:38:25.000 See those islands over there?
00:38:27.000 Yeah.
00:38:27.000 There's floating grass.
00:38:28.000 And so this is actually how we caught...
00:38:31.000 The big one.
00:38:34.000 You know, everyone starts, J.C., J.J. has unlocked everything.
00:38:38.000 J.J.'s like, there's an anaconda, there's an anaconda.
00:38:40.000 Nobody else saw it.
00:38:42.000 And then I'm the only person that's willing to fuck with the head.
00:38:45.000 And so they get the boats.
00:38:48.000 This is literally how we caught the biggest anaconda that's ever been caught.
00:38:51.000 The camera guy, I was like, get the fuck out of here.
00:38:54.000 And I just remember in this moment being like, do I really want to do this?
00:38:57.000 Do I really want to do what I signed up to do?
00:39:00.000 Do you see it in the grass?
00:39:01.000 I can see it here.
00:39:01.000 I can see it here.
00:39:02.000 And I'm just going, please, can I turn back?
00:39:08.000 And so for the people just listening, you're standing on the edge of the boat, you jump off into the grass and you run.
00:39:16.000 And thankfully, I have a good GoPro on?
00:39:19.000 Yup.
00:39:19.000 And then you see there's my team.
00:39:20.000 Boom, boom, boom.
00:39:22.000 Everybody jumping in.
00:39:23.000 So we had all these people that have all handled big snakes before coming in.
00:39:28.000 And see, I don't have the head.
00:39:29.000 We didn't have the head.
00:39:31.000 JJ had the tail.
00:39:32.000 JJ got the tail.
00:39:34.000 This guy, Jonas, had the tail.
00:39:35.000 Mohsen had the tail.
00:39:36.000 Lee had the tail.
00:39:37.000 Everybody's holding on to the snake.
00:39:38.000 We're using the boat to keep ourselves up.
00:39:39.000 And then I got the head.
00:39:41.000 And then as soon as I get the head, I know I'm going to get wrapped again.
00:39:47.000 I mean, this is like, look at this, this is like...
00:39:50.000 And this is the 18-footer?
00:39:52.000 Yeah, this was the 18-footer.
00:39:54.000 Oh, look at the size of this thing.
00:39:56.000 Yeah, so when people are like, why don't you catch the 25-footer?
00:39:58.000 I'm like, well, look at this.
00:39:59.000 The difference in just, like, I'm seeing how big this is.
00:40:02.000 It's unbelievably big.
00:40:04.000 And the idea that something was almost 10 foot bigger than this.
00:40:07.000 Yeah.
00:40:07.000 And much thicker around.
00:40:09.000 Much, much thicker around.
00:40:10.000 This girl was skinny.
00:40:11.000 Oh, my God.
00:40:12.000 Yeah, in a second, they'll show us walking with her.
00:40:16.000 That is so wild.
00:40:17.000 You get a sense of really how big she is, but...
00:40:21.000 And you gotta keep a hold of that.
00:40:22.000 That bitch didn't swallow your head.
00:40:25.000 Look at it!
00:40:27.000 What is that feeling like where you're holding onto the head of that thing?
00:40:31.000 Yeah, no, it's completely, completely wild.
00:40:34.000 And it was just, I honestly, in that moment, it was like, you want your best friends there.
00:40:39.000 Because, man, that was scary.
00:40:41.000 That was very scary.
00:40:42.000 And so what is the plan?
00:40:43.000 What do you do with this once you capture it?
00:40:45.000 Do you measure it and then let it go?
00:40:46.000 Yeah, so for this one...
00:40:48.000 Here, look, there's a shot.
00:40:50.000 There's a shot coming up where we kind of have her stretched out for a second.
00:40:53.000 But with this one, we put a radio transmitter down her throat, and we were able to track her movements to learn about the home range as a female anaconda.
00:41:00.000 So she swallows it?
00:41:01.000 Yeah.
00:41:01.000 It's just like a big pill.
00:41:03.000 Oh, wow.
00:41:04.000 How big?
00:41:06.000 Like a Zippo lighter?
00:41:08.000 Sure, yeah.
00:41:09.000 Look at that.
00:41:09.000 Look at that head.
00:41:10.000 Oh, my God.
00:41:12.000 Look at the teeth.
00:41:13.000 Yeah, they were like, that's the queen of the Amazon.
00:41:15.000 Whew!
00:41:16.000 But yeah, she was old.
00:41:18.000 She had so many scars.
00:41:19.000 And so we measured her 18 feet 6 inches.
00:41:21.000 And then the friendly people at Discovery Channel changed it to 19 feet 6 inches on the show, which was always interesting.
00:41:27.000 How dare they?
00:41:27.000 How dare they?
00:41:28.000 That sounds like Hollywood.
00:41:30.000 Yeah.
00:41:30.000 I'm just going to juice it up just a little bit.
00:41:31.000 Just a little bit.
00:41:32.000 Just turn it up.
00:41:34.000 It's impressive enough, you folks.
00:41:36.000 Look at that thing.
00:41:38.000 It's so immense.
00:41:39.000 I just can't believe there was one that much bigger than that.
00:41:42.000 Yeah.
00:41:42.000 What is the folklore?
00:41:44.000 Like, what do they say when they say what's the biggest one?
00:41:48.000 I mean, I have people that told me that they found a 60-foot anaconda.
00:41:53.000 That guy's a drunk.
00:41:56.000 Yeah, but maybe he's telling the truth.
00:41:59.000 Pixar didn't happen.
00:42:01.000 Remember the movie with Jennifer Lopez and Ice Cube?
00:42:04.000 I remember that there was one.
00:42:07.000 Jon Voight.
00:42:07.000 Jon Voight had like the worst Brazilian accent ever.
00:42:10.000 It didn't even sound Brazilian.
00:42:11.000 I gotta actually watch that movie.
00:42:13.000 I really feel like I should.
00:42:14.000 It's a terrible movie.
00:42:15.000 Is it?
00:42:15.000 Oh, it's terrible.
00:42:16.000 But it's great.
00:42:17.000 Yeah.
00:42:17.000 It's like one of those...
00:42:18.000 I think it was like...
00:42:19.000 There's nothing wrong with a good, bad movie.
00:42:20.000 I want to say it was like 90s, right?
00:42:22.000 Oh, shit.
00:42:23.000 What year was that?
00:42:24.000 It's a dumb...
00:42:26.000 But the actual big anaconda...
00:42:29.000 Look at the size of it.
00:42:30.000 The one that's come behind Ice Cube.
00:42:32.000 Oh.
00:42:32.000 The actual big anaconda was like...
00:42:35.000 That!
00:42:36.000 I've seen that image before, yeah.
00:42:37.000 John Boyd!
00:42:38.000 Jeez.
00:42:41.000 You should hear his Brazilian accent, too.
00:42:43.000 It's crazy.
00:42:45.000 It doesn't even make sense.
00:42:47.000 Wait, does he eat two people at once?
00:42:48.000 Yeah, bro.
00:42:49.000 Oh, shit.
00:42:50.000 It's a movie.
00:42:51.000 Wow.
00:42:51.000 One person is not scary enough.
00:42:53.000 Gotta be tied together somehow.
00:42:54.000 You and your family.
00:42:56.000 Tied together somehow.
00:42:57.000 The snake wraps...
00:42:59.000 So they say they've seen a 60-foot one.
00:43:02.000 But do they have an age limit?
00:43:05.000 It seems like when they get to a certain size, nothing's hunting them.
00:43:09.000 No, they're an apex predator.
00:43:11.000 So it's just disease or old age.
00:43:13.000 No.
00:43:13.000 So in the Amazon, the cool thing with the Amazon is it's the greatest natural battlefield on Earth.
00:43:18.000 It's literally just this churning death march.
00:43:21.000 Life is like a momentary stasis in this recycling of death.
00:43:25.000 And it's like...
00:43:27.000 You fight for it.
00:43:28.000 And a snake that's getting big like that one that we just caught, like Eleanor.
00:43:31.000 So we learned that she moves around this swamp and has a home range.
00:43:34.000 And then eventually after a few months, she passes the transmitter.
00:43:38.000 She'll poop out the transmitter.
00:43:40.000 But one of the guys on the team, Pat, is actually, I think, through Acadia University.
00:43:44.000 We've been continuing this and we've learned that there are so many more anacondas than we thought.
00:43:50.000 And everyone said, the traditional literature said that they're ambush predators, that they only wait.
00:43:54.000 And it's like, no.
00:43:55.000 They're going to places where there's mineral licks in the Amazon and they stake out them.
00:44:00.000 Like, they're more strategic than we thought.
00:44:02.000 Oh, so they wait for the animals to lick the minerals.
00:44:05.000 Yeah, so there's places where there's like a salt deposit, and so you'll get all the herbivores coming there for the salt.
00:44:09.000 But the anacondas will go up streams and strategically target those places.
00:44:14.000 And so one time we saw an anaconda eating a peccary, which is, for everybody that doesn't know, is a wild boar.
00:44:20.000 Like a javelina.
00:44:21.000 Yeah.
00:44:21.000 And I was at a stream trying to take a picture of a butterfly, and I heard this...
00:44:26.000 And I look down, and there's like a 16-foot anaconda, and it just bent this peccary in half.
00:44:30.000 And it was just looking at me, and it was like...
00:44:32.000 And then it split.
00:44:33.000 And so once a snake leaves its meal, it's very unfortunate, but once a snake leaves its meal, it's not going to come back to it.
00:44:38.000 So the snake left, because we had gotten...
00:44:40.000 Unknowingly, we got too close.
00:44:41.000 So we had wild boar that night.
00:44:44.000 We just threw it on the barbecue.
00:44:47.000 Wow.
00:44:49.000 Speaking of eating things, Jamie, could you...
00:44:51.000 There's a...
00:44:51.000 I think it's just called Monkey Head.
00:44:53.000 I've been dying to show you this.
00:44:55.000 Can I ask you a question, though?
00:44:56.000 Yeah.
00:44:56.000 How old did they get?
00:44:57.000 Like, the one that you got that was 18 feet, how old do you think she was?
00:45:01.000 The thing is, they have indeterminate growth.
00:45:03.000 So you take a baby anaconda.
00:45:04.000 They're live-born, by the way, not in eggs.
00:45:06.000 And so you get a brand-new, slimy little anaconda.
00:45:09.000 And they come out.
00:45:11.000 And their food, for, like, the Jabiru storks, for other caiman, for even fish...
00:45:17.000 The fish are brutal, man.
00:45:18.000 I caught a baby caiman the other day.
00:45:21.000 He had no toes because the piranhas were eating his toes off.
00:45:24.000 But the anaconda is interesting because it has this outsized impact on the whole ecosystem because they start off basically as prey.
00:45:31.000 They're just these little two-foot worms.
00:45:33.000 But then as they grow, then all of a sudden they can eat bigger things.
00:45:36.000 Then they can eat the caiman back.
00:45:37.000 Then they can start eating the birds.
00:45:39.000 And then all of a sudden they're eating capybara.
00:45:41.000 And then you get to the big mamas where they're the top of the ecosystem.
00:45:44.000 They're the top of the food chain.
00:45:45.000 And so you have like black...
00:45:46.000 Cayman, Anaconda, Jaguar, Harpy Eagle, Giant Rib Routers.
00:45:50.000 And those are your top contenders for Apex Predator in the Amazon.
00:45:54.000 The Harpy Eagle's amazing.
00:45:56.000 What a wild looking creature.
00:45:58.000 They're talons.
00:45:59.000 They're so big too.
00:46:01.000 Is that the biggest eagle?
00:46:02.000 I don't think it's...
00:46:03.000 I think the Philippine Eagle or the Stellar Sea Eagle, but the Harpy is just unreasonably large.
00:46:10.000 Like when you see them, you go, that's what that is.
00:46:13.000 And they eat a lot of monkeys.
00:46:14.000 They eat a lot of monkeys, and so one of the ways to tell when there's a harpy eagle around, like we'll be walking through the jungle and you just find a pile of bones.
00:46:21.000 Because up in that nest, 150 feet up, they're just dropping monkeys and sloths and the babies are ripping them apart and then they just chuck the bones out.
00:46:28.000 So you'll see like a little bone yard in the jungle.
00:46:31.000 Wow.
00:46:32.000 It doesn't last too long because nothing lasts long.
00:46:34.000 It just keeps recycling everything.
00:46:36.000 But when I was a kid, you know, in the rainforest books, they'd say 50% of the life in a rainforest is up in the canopy.
00:46:42.000 And it's like, you always say like, yeah, bullshit.
00:46:45.000 It is.
00:46:45.000 There's more stuff up there than there is down there.
00:46:49.000 So when you're walking in the Amazon, you're under 150 feet of green.
00:46:53.000 3% of the sunlight is hitting the ground.
00:46:55.000 Most of the action is happening above you.
00:46:58.000 The birds, the monkeys, the bats, the snakes, the frogs, everything is moving up there.
00:47:03.000 There's cactuses and bromeliads and vines, and it's all interconnected, and there's this whole network.
00:47:08.000 The Amazon canopy keeps changing the, like, when you say how many species are on Earth, and it's like, they're like, we really don't know.
00:47:14.000 Because nobody can spend time up in the Amazon canopy.
00:47:18.000 There's people that have used hot air balloons.
00:47:19.000 There's people that have used giant nets.
00:47:22.000 You can climb up with a rope, but then you're kind of limited to one tree.
00:47:27.000 We just spent the last two months building the tallest treehouse in the world.
00:47:31.000 It's like above.
00:47:33.000 See, can you do treehouse?
00:47:35.000 It's insane.
00:47:36.000 I slept up there for one night.
00:47:38.000 Look at this, look at this, coming out of the mist.
00:47:40.000 I just slept up there for one night, and in the morning...
00:47:44.000 I couldn't believe what I saw.
00:47:46.000 We woke up and it was like what they tell you in the rainforest books.
00:47:50.000 It was like, there was like three species of monkeys, like 15 different species of birds.
00:47:54.000 There was things just moving all over the place.
00:47:56.000 What a cool little treehouse.
00:47:58.000 It takes like 10 minutes to walk up there.
00:48:01.000 That's badass.
00:48:02.000 Yeah, apparently it's the tallest treehouse in the world.
00:48:04.000 It's in the middle of the Amazon now and we got solar panels up on there.
00:48:08.000 So how many feet up is it?
00:48:09.000 I think the floor is about 110 feet up.
00:48:12.000 And how long did it take to build this thing?
00:48:15.000 A couple of months.
00:48:15.000 It took like three months, actually.
00:48:16.000 We brought in some expert treehouse builders.
00:48:18.000 These guys are the treehouse community.
00:48:20.000 That's insane.
00:48:21.000 They build treehouses all over the world.
00:48:22.000 But this one, it was like we had to figure out, like, how do you even build a stair?
00:48:25.000 The staircase was half the project.
00:48:27.000 How do you build a staircase to get up to the top of this tree?
00:48:30.000 It's amazing.
00:48:31.000 You guys did an amazing job.
00:48:32.000 I love it.
00:48:33.000 Yeah.
00:48:34.000 God, I want to go.
00:48:35.000 It's beautiful.
00:48:36.000 Yeah, there it is.
00:48:37.000 The solar panels.
00:48:37.000 Look at that.
00:48:38.000 That's incredible.
00:48:39.000 So you get electricity up there.
00:48:40.000 That's fucking badass.
00:48:42.000 Yeah.
00:48:43.000 Yeah, no, it's really cool.
00:48:44.000 That's still there right now?
00:48:45.000 Still there.
00:48:45.000 No, it just got there.
00:48:47.000 You see how fresh that wood is.
00:48:48.000 It's like it's not even done.
00:48:51.000 I left there to come here.
00:48:53.000 You sleep there when you're there?
00:48:54.000 That's your spot?
00:48:55.000 Yeah, me and my girlfriend just slept up there and we woke up in the- Oh my god, you talked to a girl into going up there?
00:49:02.000 She must be an angel.
00:49:04.000 Crazy.
00:49:05.000 Dude, if you're going to hang out with me, there's a lot of snakes, a lot of climbing.
00:49:08.000 Oh, I can imagine.
00:49:09.000 You've got to go to the treehouse.
00:49:11.000 So when you wake up in the morning and look out from there, it's gotta be insane.
00:49:15.000 I mean, first of all, the sun coming up in the east, and you have red apocalypse, beautiful mist coming off the jungle, and you have spider monkeys excited, because that's a ficus, and so everyone's excited to eat.
00:49:28.000 So all the animals are coming to the treehouse, and so you have howler monkeys, spider monkeys, capuchins, squirrel monkeys, I can't even name all the birds for you.
00:49:37.000 It'd just take too long.
00:49:38.000 It's cacophonous.
00:49:39.000 I couldn't talk to you because we wouldn't be able to hear each other.
00:49:42.000 You have to scream.
00:49:43.000 And there's fruit falling on you and animals are shitting all over the place.
00:49:46.000 And there's leafcutter ants are starting up their day.
00:49:48.000 And then there's bullet ants fucking around me.
00:49:50.000 I'm like, who can I take down today?
00:49:52.000 It is wild.
00:49:54.000 But it's like, that's why we were like, okay, we gotta...
00:49:56.000 Because otherwise you climb up on a rope and you're like holding onto a branch and you look around and you go down.
00:50:01.000 This is like, now you can go up there and like take it in.
00:50:05.000 And it's a whole other world.
00:50:07.000 It's wild.
00:50:08.000 And we put it like right in the middle of the 50,000 acres.
00:50:10.000 And so it's just mega remote wilderness and you're actually comfortable.
00:50:14.000 And so you have solar panels.
00:50:17.000 So do you have batteries up there?
00:50:19.000 Do you have, like, how are you running that?
00:50:21.000 Well, one of the guys on my team, Stefan, is a complete psychopath and an intense problem solver.
00:50:27.000 He put solar panels, hot water, a bathroom.
00:50:31.000 So this isn't just a treehouse.
00:50:33.000 This is like a luxury treehouse.
00:50:35.000 A bathroom?
00:50:36.000 Like running water?
00:50:37.000 A shower.
00:50:38.000 Whoa.
00:50:39.000 So you have pipes that go down the side of the...
00:50:41.000 Yeah.
00:50:41.000 So there's pipes.
00:50:42.000 The idea is that you can't bring a high volume of tourists into a pristine rainforest.
00:50:47.000 And tourism is a major help for helping us protect this place.
00:50:51.000 So it's like, we went with the African model.
00:50:53.000 The guys I work with in Africa at Vepaw, they work on a hunting reserve.
00:50:58.000 And the owner of the reserve explained it to me like this.
00:51:00.000 He was like, look, no one's going to pay $30,000 to take a picture of a buffalo.
00:51:04.000 But they might pay $30,000 to shoot a buffalo.
00:51:06.000 And that stuck in my head.
00:51:08.000 And it was like, how do we get less tourists at more value?
00:51:11.000 And it's like, build the tallest, most remote, comfortable luxury treehouse in the world.
00:51:17.000 So now we can invite people up there and be like, you can literally live stream Wi-Fi.
00:51:22.000 We got Starlink up there.
00:51:23.000 We carried some Starlink out there.
00:51:25.000 Yeah.
00:51:26.000 So when you messaged me, I was out there.
00:51:28.000 That's how I got it.
00:51:29.000 I got it on Starlink.
00:51:30.000 I was out in the jungle and I was like...
00:51:31.000 Holy shit.
00:51:31.000 I was like, oh shit, guys.
00:51:32.000 I was like, I gotta go back to the US for a minute.
00:51:35.000 Wow.
00:51:37.000 So you could have, like, the ultimate experience going to the—you could make a bunch of those.
00:51:44.000 Yeah.
00:51:44.000 And people would pay an insane amount of money to go there.
00:51:48.000 Yeah.
00:51:48.000 I mean, that's the idea.
00:51:49.000 So we're going to see if it works.
00:51:51.000 Because since the beginning, like, when I started with JJ, it was like, we bring people to the jungle.
00:51:56.000 You camp out with us.
00:51:57.000 You live in the tent with us.
00:51:59.000 And it was like, the market for that is, like, really small.
00:52:01.000 Right.
00:52:02.000 There's, like, six people that want to do that.
00:52:03.000 Nobody wants to do that.
00:52:05.000 And the people that do want to do it, ask them in the morning if they still want to do it.
00:52:08.000 They don't.
00:52:10.000 And so making it so that people can actually come and see the Amazon rainforest in a way that's safe and bug-free and air-conditioned and everything else.
00:52:19.000 And it's like, you can just wake up and look at it all.
00:52:21.000 So it's an amazing thing.
00:52:24.000 I can't believe that I got to sleep up there.
00:52:27.000 So it's pretty cool.
00:52:29.000 That's insane.
00:52:30.000 Yeah.
00:52:32.000 So, back to the anacondas.
00:52:34.000 I'm trying to figure out how old they get.
00:52:37.000 They get old, man.
00:52:39.000 I think, like, I would say 70. Because when you have, like, a ball python, you're talking like 30 years or something like that, I think.
00:52:45.000 But do they know that they have a lifespan?
00:52:47.000 Do they know that they die of old age?
00:52:49.000 Is that a thing that happens with them, or do they just keep going?
00:52:52.000 There's some animals that live on Earth.
00:52:55.000 I think there's a shark that's older than the United States that's still alive.
00:53:01.000 What is it?
00:53:02.000 A Greenland shark?
00:53:04.000 There's a type of shark that's literally from the 1700s that's still living.
00:53:09.000 They also pulled a spearhead out of a, I want to say a right whale, where the same thing, and they dated that spearhead back to, like, the 1830s or something.
00:53:18.000 How long did Greenland shark live?
00:53:19.000 Like, science says, Greenland shark lives at least 250 years.
00:53:23.000 They may live over 500 years.
00:53:26.000 And that thing is just down in the black abyss, just moving, just moving.
00:53:30.000 Blind.
00:53:30.000 Just swimming around.
00:53:31.000 When our grandparents were alive, it was just doing that.
00:53:34.000 Yeah, people were riding horses.
00:53:36.000 That thing's just swimming around.
00:53:37.000 The internet comes around, it's still swimming.
00:53:40.000 Chat GPT, still swimming.
00:53:42.000 Holy shit.
00:53:43.000 Yeah.
00:53:44.000 I just wonder how old anacondas get.
00:53:46.000 So the folklore about them, the 60 foot ones, like I wonder if that's real.
00:53:51.000 I wonder if they just keep growing.
00:53:53.000 I think...
00:53:53.000 I wouldn't be surprised if they're well into the 30s.
00:53:56.000 If you told me that somebody found a 35-foot anaconda, I'd be like, absolutely.
00:53:59.000 What is the world record that they've ever discovered?
00:54:01.000 I don't know.
00:54:02.000 Again, we have the scientifically verified...
00:54:05.000 Captured.
00:54:06.000 18.6 is not that big, though.
00:54:08.000 Not as big.
00:54:08.000 I've seen bigger.
00:54:09.000 I know other people that have seen...
00:54:10.000 Like, people I trust that have seen bigger.
00:54:12.000 There's bigger anacondas out there, for sure.
00:54:16.000 And there's no way to know.
00:54:18.000 You're talking about so much territory.
00:54:20.000 Yeah, and so much territory.
00:54:23.000 Because in between those rivers is just eons of unbroken forests.
00:54:27.000 Yeah, we have to worry about the Amazon.
00:54:29.000 It's being cut down, but there are still places...
00:54:31.000 Is that one real?
00:54:33.000 That's a dick pic.
00:54:36.000 This is the one that keeps hopping on.
00:54:37.000 There's only a few pictures online.
00:54:39.000 The largest ones, it's like 33 feet.
00:54:40.000 So is that a perspective thing, like when someone holds a fish in front of them like this?
00:54:43.000 That's it, yeah.
00:54:44.000 And that's why I said that, because they're holding that so much closer to the camera, and that's a retic.
00:54:50.000 So that's Indonesia.
00:54:52.000 That's somewhere in Southeast Asia.
00:54:53.000 It's still big.
00:54:54.000 It's still big, but it could be like 11 feet, which is kind of a puppy still.
00:55:00.000 So there's other ones where it shows like an anaconda wrapped around a giant tractor.
00:55:04.000 Are those fake?
00:55:05.000 I think those are fake.
00:55:06.000 There's one, though, where they're cutting an Indonesian farm worker out of a reticulated python, and that's real.
00:55:12.000 100%.
00:55:12.000 I mean, people do get eaten by snakes.
00:55:14.000 I mean, that's not, you know.
00:55:15.000 I remember because when I was like, even up until like five years ago, it would always be like, are these videos real?
00:55:21.000 And then like two years ago or so, they were like, watch this.
00:55:25.000 And you see the guy fall out of the snake, and you're like, okay, that one's real.
00:55:28.000 Yeah.
00:55:29.000 Yeah.
00:55:29.000 It does happen.
00:55:30.000 It does happen.
00:55:31.000 How often does it happen?
00:55:32.000 Is it something that they worry about or is it just like a very rare occurrence of someone to be in the wrong place at the wrong time?
00:55:38.000 You gotta be pretty...
00:55:38.000 I mean, as a human, you gotta be pretty stupid to get eaten by an anaconda.
00:55:41.000 You gotta be doing something really stupid.
00:55:42.000 Really?
00:55:43.000 Yeah.
00:55:44.000 I mean, because like you're walking through the jungle, like you know...
00:55:46.000 You know not to go up to your chest in certain swamps.
00:55:50.000 I mean...
00:55:52.000 Dude, I was...
00:55:53.000 I'm just feeling walking around knowing there's giant snakes around beating up your chest in water.
00:55:59.000 Get the fuck out of here.
00:56:00.000 Forget the giant snakes.
00:56:01.000 When you fall into that nightmare soup at two in the morning and you get that black water on you and there's things going up your pants.
00:56:09.000 There are insects in the water.
00:56:11.000 There are tarantulas walking on the water eating the frogs.
00:56:14.000 It's like you are in a...
00:56:16.000 It's like a festival of sex and death when you're in the Amazon night.
00:56:19.000 Like it is falling into that water.
00:56:21.000 Like when we go in there to do research, we're like looking at frogs and shit and it's like we put our socks over our pants to like make sure because otherwise shit gets up there.
00:56:30.000 One girl got bitten like 16 times by this giant aquatic water spider thing that like Went up her leg, just going like Morse coding her, just like, got, [...
00:56:39.000 Oh.
00:56:40.000 Yeah.
00:56:41.000 How bad she got fucked up.
00:56:43.000 Emotionally, I think it was worse than the pain, because the pain gave her some Benadryl, and she like slept it off, but like, she was just like, God, it was so horrible.
00:56:49.000 She was like, I was like slapping my leg, trying to get this thing to stop biting me, and it was just getting more scared, so it was biting her more.
00:56:56.000 Oh.
00:56:56.000 And it's like, you don't even know what it is.
00:56:58.000 Oh.
00:56:58.000 It could be a new species.
00:57:00.000 Wow.
00:57:03.000 You don't even know what it is.
00:57:05.000 No, we find stuff.
00:57:06.000 They don't have a real accounting of all the different species.
00:57:09.000 No, no, no, they don't.
00:57:11.000 And so like people say, oh, like a bullet ant is the most painful insect bite.
00:57:14.000 And it's like, dude, I've been bitten by, stung by bullet ants like eight times.
00:57:17.000 They hurt.
00:57:17.000 They suck.
00:57:18.000 But I found a caterpillar that was like, you know, I don't know, again, maybe like two Zippos.
00:57:25.000 And I had it on a leaf, and I was trying to put it in a terrarium, and the leaf bent under the thing's weight.
00:57:30.000 It was yellow.
00:57:31.000 It kind of looked like Trump's hair.
00:57:32.000 And it fell on my hand, and I was plunged into immediate electroshock pain waves.
00:57:39.000 Way worse than a bullet ant.
00:57:41.000 Way worse.
00:57:42.000 Whatever this caterpillar did to me fucked me up for days.
00:57:44.000 Wow.
00:57:45.000 It was horrible.
00:57:47.000 Some kind of venom.
00:57:48.000 Yeah, I mean, under then, I really got scared, because then I was like, okay, do I have to get out of the forest?
00:57:54.000 So we went in with forceps and moved the hair, and underneath the hair, it has these Christmas tree barbs, and the hair is covering those barbs.
00:58:02.000 Yeah, something like that.
00:58:04.000 What the fuck, man?
00:58:05.000 Yeah.
00:58:05.000 Look at that thing.
00:58:06.000 Yeah.
00:58:09.000 I was not laughing.
00:58:11.000 When we get bit by a bullet ant, we're like, oh shit, your day's over.
00:58:14.000 It's funny.
00:58:14.000 That's not funny.
00:58:15.000 Is this about your work?
00:58:17.000 Is this from you?
00:58:19.000 No.
00:58:20.000 This image?
00:58:20.000 This is another one?
00:58:22.000 This is in Florida?
00:58:23.000 It says it's a pus caterpillar.
00:58:26.000 Oh my god.
00:58:27.000 In Florida?
00:58:28.000 I've never heard of it.
00:58:29.000 So is that an invasive species?
00:58:31.000 So many of those in Florida.
00:58:33.000 Most venomous caterpillars in the U.S. So what does it say?
00:58:36.000 What'd you say?
00:58:37.000 It's right over here.
00:58:38.000 It says most venomous caterpillar in the U.S. Oh, wow.
00:58:41.000 It says it's like a bee sting.
00:58:43.000 Only worse.
00:58:44.000 Pain immediately, rapidly gets worse from being stung.
00:58:46.000 It can even make your bones hurt.
00:58:49.000 So is that exactly what got you or something similar?
00:58:52.000 No, something in that family.
00:58:54.000 Something related to that.
00:58:56.000 But dude, I hate that feeling.
00:58:58.000 I hate even thinking about that feeling.
00:58:59.000 It's horrible.
00:59:00.000 And so that's the worst one that you've experienced?
00:59:03.000 That's the worst insect bite, yeah.
00:59:05.000 What about other bites?
00:59:07.000 Well, I mean like crocodiles hurt.
00:59:09.000 You got bit by a crocodile?
00:59:10.000 Yeah.
00:59:10.000 Really?
00:59:11.000 Yeah.
00:59:12.000 One time I was catching a caiman at night.
00:59:17.000 Usually you catch a caiman and they're not that big.
00:59:19.000 I caught one that was a little bit too big and she like...
00:59:21.000 I couldn't get an arm over her.
00:59:23.000 I had her by the neck and I couldn't get an arm over her tail because her tail was like over here.
00:59:27.000 And she thrashed out and I... Stupid, stupid, stupid.
00:59:30.000 I like grabbed one of her...
00:59:31.000 You just let her go.
00:59:32.000 You know, there's no reason for this.
00:59:34.000 I just...
00:59:34.000 I grabbed like a hind leg and I was like, oh, I'm going to re...
00:59:37.000 She just came around and went whack and just nailed me and snapped my watch in half.
00:59:41.000 Like she just like put a nail through the watch I had, which was great because it saved me.
00:59:44.000 And then I still have this...
00:59:47.000 Something in my arm, in my hand.
00:59:49.000 Just like a bone knot.
00:59:52.000 But then her other tooth went in there and came out there.
00:59:54.000 It was just stupid.
00:59:55.000 Now I'm more careful when I catch Crocs.
00:59:57.000 How big is that Cayman?
00:59:59.000 They're fairly small in that family, right?
01:00:02.000 Well, you have the, we have four species where we are.
01:00:05.000 We have the smooth-fronted, we have the dwarf, which are both like, you know, like three feet, five feet.
01:00:08.000 And then you have spectacled, which can get up to like, you know, eight, nine feet.
01:00:12.000 And then you have black caiman that can be 18 feet long.
01:00:14.000 Really?
01:00:15.000 Black caiman's a real, black caiman's a real thing.
01:00:17.000 Really?
01:00:18.000 Oh yeah.
01:00:18.000 18 feet long?
01:00:20.000 Yeah.
01:00:20.000 Oh yeah, no, like a black caiman's skull is like...
01:00:22.000 Oh my god!
01:00:23.000 No, they're huge.
01:00:23.000 Let me see what that looks like.
01:00:24.000 I always thought...
01:00:25.000 I was under the impression that caimans were the smaller ones.
01:00:28.000 I didn't know they got that big.
01:00:29.000 Yeah, no.
01:00:29.000 Black caiman looks like an alligator.
01:00:31.000 Like, it's...
01:00:32.000 they're monsters.
01:00:34.000 A big alligator.
01:00:36.000 They get 18 feet long.
01:00:39.000 Holy shit, man.
01:00:41.000 So you encountered those?
01:00:43.000 Yeah, I've encountered those.
01:00:45.000 What the fuck, dude?
01:00:48.000 Dinosaurs.
01:00:49.000 Oh, they're huge.
01:00:50.000 Holy shit.
01:00:51.000 Dude, there was one spot that we were exploring.
01:00:54.000 This is, again, one of those places where you're way past the edge of civilization.
01:00:58.000 And we found this swamp.
01:01:01.000 And again, it's always JJ that finds everything.
01:01:03.000 He goes, oh no.
01:01:05.000 And I went, what?
01:01:06.000 And he goes, look at these.
01:01:07.000 And there's like a drag mark, huge black caiman, like monstrous, like a two foot thick stomach.
01:01:13.000 And then these monster hands on either side, you know, the feet as it's walking.
01:01:16.000 And we're like following this thing and it comes to the water and floating in the water is the bodies of all these dead peccary, all these dead wild boar floating in the water.
01:01:25.000 And I'm like, What am I looking at here?
01:01:27.000 And we got a stick and we brought him in and we realized a whole herd of pigs had tried to swim across this water.
01:01:34.000 And this monster-ass Godzilla black caiman had just gone and just took down like 10 of them.
01:01:42.000 Wow.
01:01:43.000 And so we just were like checking out his refrigerator.
01:01:45.000 Like they were just there for later.
01:01:47.000 They're just like floating there.
01:01:48.000 So he's in the area.
01:01:50.000 He was in the area and we were like up to our knees and I was like...
01:01:52.000 Oh!
01:01:53.000 I was like, we should probably...
01:01:55.000 We should probably go, dude.
01:01:57.000 Let's go.
01:01:58.000 Oh my god.
01:01:59.000 Yeah.
01:02:00.000 No, like they're scary big.
01:02:01.000 Like they're scary, scary, scary, scary big.
01:02:03.000 Are those similar to the ones they have in like Costa Rica?
01:02:07.000 Costa Rica, I believe, this is outside of my expertise, but I think you have American crocodiles and I think you have spectacle caimans there.
01:02:13.000 I don't think you have black caiman in Costa Rica.
01:02:15.000 We saw some big crocodiles in Costa Rica.
01:02:18.000 Really?
01:02:18.000 Yeah, man.
01:02:19.000 I mean, big for me.
01:02:20.000 Yeah.
01:02:21.000 I don't know how big they, I didn't measure them, but we were on a boat trip.
01:02:25.000 And we're going down this river, and you see them sliding into the water.
01:02:28.000 So there's ones that were sunning on the side, and then you see them just slide in the water.
01:02:32.000 It was very creepy.
01:02:34.000 Yeah.
01:02:34.000 Because the water's brown, and you can't see shit, and you know they're there.
01:02:39.000 They don't bother you, though.
01:02:41.000 Like, I just stepped on a cane in the other, like a small one.
01:02:43.000 I stepped on a cam in the other day, and I was like, you know, he freaked out.
01:02:46.000 Okay, Costa Rica crocodiles, they weigh between 800 and 1,200 pounds.
01:02:50.000 They get between 13 and 16 feet long.
01:02:53.000 Yeah, those are the ones that we saw.
01:02:54.000 So that's a different American crocodile.
01:02:56.000 Yeah.
01:02:57.000 So it's the same as the ones that they have in, like, Florida.
01:03:00.000 Is that true?
01:03:01.000 I don't know.
01:03:02.000 No, American crocodile and a Costa Rican crocodile.
01:03:05.000 It's something different.
01:03:06.000 Yeah, it can get very big indeed.
01:03:07.000 Jeez.
01:03:08.000 So I think they're saying it's the same thing.
01:03:11.000 Is that what they're saying?
01:03:12.000 Because I know the American crocodiles, they're smaller than the alligators, but much more aggressive.
01:03:21.000 You know, they've spotted Nile crocodiles in the Everglades.
01:03:24.000 No.
01:03:24.000 No.
01:03:25.000 They've got a kill-on-sight order for Nile crocodiles.
01:03:29.000 They've at least spotted one.
01:03:30.000 They don't know if it's breeding.
01:03:32.000 They don't know if there's more than one.
01:03:33.000 That's so much worse than Burmese pythons.
01:03:35.000 The Florida thing is so goddamn crazy.
01:03:39.000 It's so wild.
01:03:41.000 It's so wild what's happened down there.
01:03:43.000 That there's literally 99% of all the mammals are missing from the Everglades.
01:03:50.000 Ninety-nine percent.
01:03:51.000 Ninety-nine percent.
01:03:52.000 Yeah, Google that.
01:03:53.000 They found four since the 90s.
01:03:56.000 Yeah, okay, so they found four over there.
01:03:58.000 So that's even worse because they're out there.
01:04:00.000 So you know they're in there.
01:04:01.000 You know they're in there.
01:04:02.000 They found Nile crocodiles.
01:04:05.000 Jesus Christ.
01:04:08.000 Yeah, I guarantee it's some asshole with a pet.
01:04:11.000 Yeah.
01:04:12.000 Let them go, and now they're breeding.
01:04:13.000 Oh, but that's so much scarier.
01:04:15.000 It's all scary.
01:04:16.000 The smash power that they have to take down a wildebeest, to rip the head off a zebra.
01:04:20.000 I played a video on my Instagram that I found of one snapping a pig in half.
01:04:25.000 Yeah.
01:04:25.000 It just has the pig...
01:04:26.000 Yeah, it just snap!
01:04:27.000 Yeah.
01:04:28.000 And just chucks down the leg.
01:04:30.000 Yeah.
01:04:31.000 But see if you can find that statistic on the Everglades that there's 99% of the mammals are missing.
01:04:37.000 It can't be.
01:04:38.000 I think it's true.
01:04:39.000 I think it's true.
01:04:39.000 I think it's 99% of all the raccoons, 99% of all the deer, everything.
01:04:44.000 Yeah, because the fucking crocodiles ate them all.
01:04:46.000 Well, it's everything.
01:04:47.000 It says it's because of pythons, but it could be a few.
01:04:49.000 Look at that.
01:04:51.000 A study published Monday in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences found the sightings of medium-sized mammals are down drastically as much as 99%.
01:05:01.000 In some cases in areas where pythons and other large non-native constrictor snakes are known to be lurking.
01:05:09.000 Wow.
01:05:10.000 So the people that I know that have been there over the last few decades is drastic.
01:05:15.000 You don't see anything anymore.
01:05:17.000 You just see the snakes and you see alligators.
01:05:20.000 Well, it's like Guam.
01:05:21.000 Guam had that problem with the snakes.
01:05:23.000 On the island of Guam, they had a monstrous snake problem.
01:05:27.000 Yeah.
01:05:27.000 There that's the funny thing with the jungle is like it's everything is so there's so many There's so many predators everything is eating each other.
01:05:35.000 So it's like you don't have any one thing The balance is in Amazon in the Amazon.
01:05:40.000 That's the thing about the invasive species that get introduced into an ecosystem that you know nothing's there to eat them Which is crazy these Python hunters that are finding these massive pythons and in the Everglades is a It's so crazy to watch how many of them there are and how they keep finding them.
01:05:59.000 I see kids on social media going out and literally finding Burmese pythons.
01:06:04.000 It's like everyone can do it.
01:06:05.000 They say there's a half a million of them, at least, in the Everglades.
01:06:08.000 I mean, it's warm.
01:06:09.000 It's wet.
01:06:10.000 There's wildlife.
01:06:11.000 It's perfect.
01:06:12.000 It's just like...
01:06:14.000 It's fucking to figure out something to do with that.
01:06:16.000 How do they do that now?
01:06:18.000 It's like they're so invasive.
01:06:19.000 They're so in the system.
01:06:21.000 How could they possibly eradicate them?
01:06:24.000 There's, I mean, cane toads in Australia.
01:06:26.000 I mean, there's so many examples of this where we've transported something, or I think it was cats in New Zealand that devastated house cats.
01:06:33.000 Yeah, Australia as well.
01:06:34.000 They brought them in to kill off other things, and they just devastated ground-nesting birds and anything else.
01:06:41.000 Yeah.
01:06:41.000 No, like, tragic.
01:06:42.000 Yeah.
01:06:42.000 It's really sad.
01:06:44.000 But what can they do?
01:06:46.000 At this point, the Everglades are so dense.
01:06:48.000 Hire Florida mans to go out.
01:06:50.000 I think they are doing that.
01:06:52.000 They are doing that.
01:06:53.000 Just put a reward on them.
01:06:54.000 But how much of a dent can they even put in it one-on-one?
01:06:57.000 I don't think it's a problem that you can really solve.
01:06:59.000 Because you get those big ones, but then it's like they're so cryptic.
01:07:03.000 Snakes are so cryptic.
01:07:05.000 Again, what we've learned about anacondas is like, They can be around you and you don't know it.
01:07:11.000 They'll go in the sand in a river and they'll stick their nose up and they'll just be resting and they'll be like, I ate last week, I'm just going to chill here.
01:07:19.000 And so we'll be walking up a stream and if that snake, once snakes have radio transmitters in them, we're like, oh my god.
01:07:25.000 We have none of the equipment required to find them.
01:07:28.000 So the babies, they're in the leaf litter, they're in the swamps, they're like, we're never going to get them out.
01:07:34.000 That's just the way it is now.
01:07:37.000 I totally think that they should try as much as possible.
01:07:40.000 Poor Florida wildlife.
01:07:42.000 Yeah.
01:07:42.000 But realistically, what are you going to do?
01:07:46.000 They're eating alligators now.
01:07:47.000 I'm sure you've seen that.
01:07:48.000 Yeah, there's a picture where it exploded out the side.
01:07:50.000 Yeah, they're trying to eat alligators that are too big.
01:07:52.000 They're eating like 12-foot alligators.
01:07:55.000 We need to find someone to explain to the pythons what size alligator is.
01:07:58.000 The proper size alligator.
01:08:00.000 Alligator to eat.
01:08:00.000 That is so gangster, though.
01:08:01.000 You try to eat something bigger than you and it bursts out the side of your body.
01:08:05.000 Like, how big do pythons get?
01:08:07.000 What is the biggest python ever?
01:08:09.000 I think berms gets like 18 feet.
01:08:11.000 Marshall got like shaky.
01:08:13.000 Talk of pythons.
01:08:14.000 What the fuck?
01:08:15.000 They would love you.
01:08:16.000 I would never bring my dog to the jungle.
01:08:18.000 Oh my god, no way.
01:08:19.000 Never.
01:08:19.000 Never.
01:08:20.000 It wouldn't last.
01:08:21.000 The bot flies and all this shit.
01:08:23.000 I saw the images off your Instagram.
01:08:25.000 Are you getting bot flies pulled out of your back?
01:08:27.000 Yeah.
01:08:27.000 Yeah.
01:08:28.000 When we were talking, I was in a bad way with some botflies, man.
01:08:33.000 They suck.
01:08:34.000 How often is that?
01:08:35.000 It's not often, but when it happens, it really, really sucks.
01:08:38.000 So this is it?
01:08:40.000 Yeah.
01:08:41.000 So this I'd had.
01:08:42.000 This was like I brought it home.
01:08:44.000 This was like at home.
01:08:45.000 And so, yeah, you see there's the tip of it.
01:08:47.000 Oh, bro.
01:08:48.000 So this is where you're already at home and you're getting it extracted?
01:08:51.000 Yeah.
01:08:52.000 See, that's a big one.
01:08:52.000 That's as thick as like, almost as thick as a pencil.
01:08:55.000 Oh, look at that.
01:08:56.000 Blah!
01:08:57.000 Look at that thing they're pulling out of you.
01:08:59.000 What does it feel like when it's in you?
01:09:01.000 Look at the size of that, dude.
01:09:03.000 Yeah, no.
01:09:04.000 And they eat.
01:09:05.000 You know, they eat at night.
01:09:06.000 Look at the pus that comes out.
01:09:06.000 Dr. Pimple Popper.
01:09:08.000 She would be proud.
01:09:09.000 Yeah.
01:09:09.000 Oh, my God.
01:09:10.000 At night, they wake you up because they'll start eating.
01:09:12.000 They'll start chewing on you?
01:09:13.000 Yeah, they really suck.
01:09:14.000 Oh.
01:09:15.000 And that's the only way to get them out is to pull it?
01:09:17.000 Oh, God.
01:09:18.000 You got them all over your side and your arm.
01:09:19.000 Yeah.
01:09:20.000 How did you get them?
01:09:21.000 Uh, apparently a fly catches a mosquito and lays its eggs on the mosquito or moths.
01:09:27.000 We think it's the moths in our region because usually every time I get bot flies, it's when I'm doing such intense work that I don't have time to wash my clothes.
01:09:37.000 It's directly linked to how clean you are.
01:09:39.000 Because, like, I'll take off a sweaty-ass shirt, throw it over a stick, go to bed, wake up, and then be like, boom, throw it back on, and go.
01:09:46.000 And then, like, a week later, you get botflies.
01:09:48.000 And it's, like, because the moths are covering your shirt at night, and the mosquitoes are all, they're all, like, this sweat.
01:09:52.000 And so you see all these bugs at night all over your shit.
01:09:54.000 Oh, there's just eggs in there.
01:09:56.000 There's just eggs.
01:09:56.000 And then it gets on your skin, and it gets in there.
01:09:58.000 So, like, I was, and then, like, I wasn't sleeping, and then, like, they kind of get infected, and it's just, like, botflies suck.
01:10:04.000 Oh.
01:10:05.000 Buffaloes suck.
01:10:06.000 It's like nature is metal in your skin.
01:10:10.000 Just try to carve its way through you and eat your meat.
01:10:13.000 Oh, God.
01:10:15.000 Marshall's freaking out over here.
01:10:17.000 He's like, what are you guys doing?
01:10:18.000 So, other than the botflies, what are the other insects that you have to worry about?
01:10:24.000 I mean, there's a constant stream of mosquitoes and gnats and stuff, but it's really not that bad.
01:10:28.000 Oh, God.
01:10:30.000 That's a botfly?
01:10:31.000 Nasty, dude.
01:10:32.000 That's a botfly exiting.
01:10:34.000 I think it's existing.
01:10:35.000 Exiting a body of a dead animal?
01:10:37.000 Yeah.
01:10:38.000 Oh jeez.
01:10:41.000 Ugh.
01:10:42.000 Hi buddy.
01:10:45.000 What the fuck, man?
01:10:47.000 What a creepy thing.
01:10:49.000 That's a hell of a butterfly.
01:10:51.000 Parasites are...
01:10:52.000 It's like a rhino.
01:10:52.000 They're particularly disturbing.
01:10:54.000 Yo, this...
01:10:55.000 Oh, God.
01:10:55.000 There's something like...
01:10:56.000 There's a great book.
01:10:57.000 I wish I could remember this.
01:10:58.000 There's a great book on parasites where they said something like, the number of parasites for every species on Earth, how many parasites exist specifically for that.
01:11:06.000 And it's like, there's more parasites than there are animals on Earth, and it's...
01:11:09.000 Fuck.
01:11:10.000 It makes you not, you know...
01:11:14.000 So that's a thing to have to deal with.
01:11:16.000 That's a thing to have to deal with, for sure.
01:11:17.000 What other, like, spiders?
01:11:20.000 Spiders are chill, man.
01:11:21.000 I love spiders.
01:11:22.000 When I see, like, a big-ass tarantula chilling in my room, like, I'm like, do your job.
01:11:27.000 Eat the scarier stuff.
01:11:28.000 Like, tarantulas are not going to bother you.
01:11:31.000 I'm always happy with a nice big tarantula.
01:11:34.000 What's happening?
01:11:36.000 Tarantulas are cool.
01:11:37.000 Tarantulas are super cool.
01:11:38.000 I saw a tarantula eating a mouse one time and it was great.
01:11:40.000 Whoa.
01:11:41.000 They caught it in the web?
01:11:43.000 No.
01:11:43.000 He popped out of his hole and he murked this thing.
01:11:46.000 He just like bit it on the face.
01:11:47.000 He shoved its fangs right in its eyes.
01:11:49.000 And the mouse, it was funny too because I was watching the mouse.
01:11:51.000 I did not see the tarantula.
01:11:53.000 And the tarantula jumped out and went, and shoved its fangs into the mouse's eyes.
01:11:57.000 And the mouse went into like instant arrest.
01:11:59.000 Like it was paralyzed.
01:12:01.000 It just went straight out and didn't move.
01:12:03.000 And the tarantula was like, and like pulled it down into its hole.
01:12:06.000 Whoa.
01:12:07.000 These stories scare you.
01:12:10.000 He's a little freaked out.
01:12:11.000 Marshall's getting freaked out.
01:12:11.000 He's a little freaked out.
01:12:12.000 He's an empath.
01:12:14.000 Oh no.
01:12:16.000 Look at that.
01:12:17.000 No.
01:12:21.000 Wow.
01:12:21.000 God, that is the worst way to go.
01:12:24.000 Thank God those things are as small as they are.
01:12:26.000 I found a video the other day and I put it on my Instagram of a giant toad eating mice.
01:12:33.000 Yeah, there's like...
01:12:34.000 And they can't even really crush them, so it's probably just like...
01:12:36.000 Just swallowing it, stuffing it in its mouth whole.
01:12:38.000 But it's so creepy to watch because you don't realize how big their mouths are until you see them stuff a rat in there.
01:12:44.000 So it's someone, some sick fuck, had set this up.
01:12:48.000 They put the toad, this big, giant, yellow-looking toad, in like a fish tank with a bunch of rats running around.
01:12:55.000 See if we can find it.
01:12:56.000 It's on my Instagram, Jamie.
01:12:57.000 I didn't see it on your Instagram.
01:12:58.000 You don't see it?
01:12:59.000 No, it didn't get pulled down, did it?
01:13:02.000 Goddammit.
01:13:03.000 Censorship.
01:13:04.000 These motherfuckers.
01:13:05.000 Is it a story or a rant?
01:13:06.000 No, it's on my main page.
01:13:09.000 It's got to be in there.
01:13:10.000 I don't think...
01:13:11.000 Don't you get a notification when they pull shit down?
01:13:13.000 I think pretty soon there's going to be more people with tattoos of your face than not.
01:13:17.000 Here it is.
01:13:18.000 I found it, Jamie.
01:13:18.000 Which one is it?
01:13:19.000 I'll send it to you if you want.
01:13:23.000 Is that Axl Rose?
01:13:25.000 Where?
01:13:25.000 You have your Instagram up on there.
01:13:27.000 Oh yeah, I'm at Axl Rose.
01:13:28.000 Did you meet Slash?
01:13:29.000 No, I didn't meet him by song.
01:13:31.000 It's up there, Jamie.
01:13:32.000 Scroll down.
01:13:34.000 There it is.
01:13:34.000 Bam.
01:13:35.000 That's it.
01:13:36.000 So look at this giant toad and these rats are running around trying to get free.
01:13:41.000 Watch when he grabs one.
01:13:42.000 No, no, [...
01:13:44.000 Look at his fat, greedy fingers as he stuffs that rat in his mouth.
01:13:49.000 Look at that.
01:13:50.000 No teeth, just swallow.
01:13:52.000 Oh.
01:13:53.000 But I'm wondering right now, what kills the rat?
01:13:56.000 It doesn't seem like a...
01:13:57.000 Digest it.
01:13:58.000 No, I know.
01:13:59.000 Why wouldn't the rat just chew its way out?
01:14:01.000 Oh, God.
01:14:02.000 I think it crushes it.
01:14:03.000 I don't know, man.
01:14:03.000 It's lively in the poison or something.
01:14:07.000 What a creepy animal.
01:14:08.000 Imagine if those fuckers are big, just chasing people.
01:14:11.000 They just seem so...
01:14:12.000 There's something about reptiles and frogs and turtles.
01:14:15.000 They just seem so heartless.
01:14:18.000 Just...
01:14:18.000 Yeah.
01:14:20.000 No emotion.
01:14:21.000 Just...
01:14:22.000 Yeah.
01:14:23.000 Dude, we found a large...
01:14:25.000 I forget what type of spider it was, but it was eating a snake one night.
01:14:28.000 That was fun.
01:14:28.000 I love seeing the interspecies things.
01:14:30.000 You know, when you see a tarantula eating a mouse or you see a...
01:14:34.000 You know, a spider eating a snake.
01:14:36.000 And it's like, this is just worse than it should be.
01:14:39.000 Yeah.
01:14:40.000 It always happens in the middle of the night, too.
01:14:41.000 It's always like not when you want to see that shit.
01:14:44.000 Well, I would imagine it makes you really appreciate civilization in some way.
01:14:51.000 Yeah.
01:14:51.000 At least the peace and quiet.
01:14:52.000 I mean, I guess not, though, because I guess you really appreciate that.
01:14:55.000 I like where it's wild.
01:14:57.000 Yeah.
01:14:57.000 I like where...
01:14:59.000 I like to see...
01:15:00.000 I mean, look, the Amazon's so important that it's like to me, of course, as a conservationist, I'm like, we need all of these crazy creations to be doing that, to create that ecosystem.
01:15:11.000 It's like...
01:15:12.000 So, like, to me that's very comforting.
01:15:14.000 I'm like, let all that crazy shit be there.
01:15:16.000 If you don't like it, don't live there.
01:15:17.000 Like, you know what I mean?
01:15:17.000 Don't live in Connecticut.
01:15:18.000 Like, whatever.
01:15:19.000 But, like, the wilder it is...
01:15:22.000 Like, you go to the jungle in January and you go into a swamp and it's just a freak show.
01:15:27.000 It's just all of that.
01:15:29.000 And you just go through the swamp and there's all these frogs and snakes and night monkeys and anacondas and black caiman and all this shit.
01:15:35.000 And you see eyes looking at you through the darkness and it's jaguars.
01:15:37.000 And it's like, it is wild.
01:15:41.000 Is the Jaguar something to be worried about?
01:15:43.000 Not at all.
01:15:43.000 Not at all.
01:15:44.000 I got woken up by a Jaguar one time.
01:15:45.000 I was on one of those solos and I was in my hammock and the Jag came up.
01:15:50.000 I was very lost and very alone and I was like on like day six or something of being lost.
01:15:54.000 I don't remember.
01:15:55.000 No, it wasn't that long of a solo.
01:15:57.000 But I was lost and I was scared and I was in a hammock.
01:15:59.000 How did you get lost?
01:16:00.000 Well, as soon as you leave the river.
01:16:03.000 Like you could literally walk 15 feet and then be like, I'm just gonna come right back.
01:16:08.000 And the jungle will, like, blare with you.
01:16:11.000 You will, you, because it's all green.
01:16:13.000 So you just, like, think you know what you're doing.
01:16:15.000 Just last week, I took people, I wanted to cross from one trail to another trail, and I was like, I'm a guide, I can do this.
01:16:21.000 And I came back out on the same trail, like, a half hour later, and I was like, yep, that's what I meant to do, let's go.
01:16:26.000 Like, happens to JJ all the time.
01:16:28.000 Really?
01:16:29.000 You cannot find your way in the jungle.
01:16:30.000 Do you use a compass?
01:16:31.000 Don't use a compass.
01:16:32.000 Why not?
01:16:34.000 Because actually, apparently some of the iron content and some of the saps in the trees pulls the needle.
01:16:39.000 It doesn't work really well.
01:16:42.000 Even the trees are trying to trick you.
01:16:45.000 Oh my god.
01:16:46.000 GPSs run out of batteries.
01:16:48.000 It's like you really just have to learn your bushcraft.
01:16:52.000 You have to learn how to navigate in the jungle.
01:16:54.000 And it's like...
01:16:55.000 Which is pretty much, you have to get just amazing at dead reckoning and remembering your course.
01:17:02.000 Because it's so dense that we play with people.
01:17:06.000 We go, see if you can go from here to there.
01:17:08.000 It's like, they can't.
01:17:09.000 They can't go there.
01:17:09.000 They can't do that.
01:17:10.000 As soon as you leave the river.
01:17:11.000 So I had gone out on this solo, gotten lost, gotten scared, and then been like, oh shit, what if I just into the wilded myself?
01:17:18.000 What if now I'm going to be the next kid that went and died in the Amazon?
01:17:21.000 Yeah.
01:17:22.000 I like slept in the hammock but this is like as I was learning so I didn't realize that the hammock that I had bought had a mosquito net on top but the back was not mosquito proof so they could stick through so my back was being destroyed by mosquitoes as I'm trying to sleep and like a couple of nights of that and so I finally fall asleep and I wake up in the middle of the night and I hear breathing right next to my face and I like wanted to turn my headlamp on and I just hear like Right
01:17:53.000 here.
01:17:54.000 Like I could feel her breath.
01:17:56.000 And I was like six inches away from a jaguar's face.
01:17:59.000 And she just like, you know, and then left.
01:18:04.000 And she just came in.
01:18:06.000 She wanted to see what that was.
01:18:07.000 She was like, you're not going to move.
01:18:08.000 That's what you're not going to do.
01:18:10.000 She growled like right into my ear.
01:18:12.000 And then later on.
01:18:14.000 But that one's cute though.
01:18:15.000 That's a cute picture.
01:18:17.000 That's a cute jag.
01:18:20.000 Wow.
01:18:21.000 And they vary in colors and the spots and everything, right?
01:18:25.000 Like some of them are much darker.
01:18:27.000 Yeah.
01:18:27.000 Well, I mean, yeah.
01:18:28.000 Actually, somebody recently was like, where do you see panthers?
01:18:31.000 And I went on this whole thing of like, you know, a leopard or a jaguar, just like you can have albinos.
01:18:36.000 You have a melanistic one.
01:18:38.000 Wow.
01:18:39.000 So like people would call that a panther, but a panther's not a real, there's no animal that's a panther.
01:18:43.000 It's like a Kleenex.
01:18:45.000 It's just another name for it.
01:18:46.000 That is so beautiful.
01:18:48.000 But a black jag.
01:18:49.000 Look at that thing.
01:18:50.000 Oh my god, that's beautiful.
01:18:52.000 Yeah, in South India they have the black leopards.
01:18:54.000 What an amazing looking animal.
01:18:56.000 Look at the muscles.
01:18:57.000 Yeah, it's an amazing killing machine.
01:19:00.000 And so, humans don't get taken out by them?
01:19:05.000 I can only really speak for our region of the Amazon, but I haven't even heard a story about it.
01:19:10.000 Really?
01:19:11.000 Like, no one.
01:19:11.000 Like, no one.
01:19:12.000 Our jags are just...
01:19:13.000 We have, like, record numbers of jags.
01:19:15.000 Like, I think they're listed as near-threatened, and we have, like, some of the strongest remaining jaguar populations in the world.
01:19:22.000 It's incredible.
01:19:23.000 And you barely see them?
01:19:24.000 We barely see them.
01:19:26.000 The last one I saw was two years ago.
01:19:28.000 And some people, like, go their whole lives without seeing them.
01:19:31.000 Really?
01:19:31.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:19:32.000 Well, because people walk off into the jungle and they don't realize.
01:19:36.000 It's so funny living in the wild and seeing people show up there.
01:19:39.000 And it's like people come and they smell like shampoo and cologne and bug spray and deodorant.
01:19:45.000 And they're just like to an animal that has such better senses than we do.
01:19:51.000 They might as well just have sirens on them.
01:19:53.000 And you are this shiny, glittering foghorn of attention in the jungle.
01:19:59.000 And every animal is going to run away from you.
01:20:01.000 And so people are always like, how come you go out and you see so much stuff?
01:20:03.000 And it's like, I only shower in the river.
01:20:06.000 I live out in the jungle.
01:20:07.000 I smell like they do.
01:20:08.000 Like, I'm out there for weeks.
01:20:10.000 And it's like, I'm not going and, like, shampooing my hair.
01:20:12.000 It's like...
01:20:13.000 And so, like, to these animals, like, they know when you're coming.
01:20:16.000 Like, a jag is just going to be like, oh, there's a human there.
01:20:18.000 Do you wash with soap when you wash in the river?
01:20:20.000 I do.
01:20:21.000 I do.
01:20:21.000 I do use a biodegradable soap.
01:20:23.000 You have to keep your skin clean or else you just get infections.
01:20:25.000 But, like, for the most part, like, my clothing, everything, like, I don't use anything that's scented because of that, because I want to be out there and...
01:20:35.000 And just blend in.
01:20:36.000 And that's whether I'm out in the field with elephants or whether you're out in Africa or India or whether you're in the Amazon.
01:20:41.000 I want to be sort of like included.
01:20:45.000 I want to blend in.
01:20:46.000 And so like not that long ago I was checking a camera trap and I heard, I thought it was a, we had students at our research station at the time, and I heard like the leaves going, and it was like September, so the jungle was dry.
01:20:57.000 And I turned around, and I was going to scare this person, because I was going to be like, who walks that loud in the jungle?
01:21:02.000 Like, have you never, you have no respect?
01:21:04.000 And I turned around with my finger up, and this jag walked right by me on the trail, and just went, what's up?
01:21:08.000 I just kept walking, and I was like...
01:21:14.000 I took that as good because at least my scent trail was so that he didn't know I was there.
01:21:22.000 I could see it on his face.
01:21:23.000 He didn't care.
01:21:25.000 But I mean, he was six feet away.
01:21:27.000 He didn't even break his stride.
01:21:28.000 He just walked by me and was like, yo, what's up?
01:21:31.000 They don't think of you as food, so they just keep moving.
01:21:33.000 No.
01:21:33.000 And I think they're, you know, with big cats, the mothers teach the young how to hunt.
01:21:38.000 And I think they're so oriented, like with tigers, they're so oriented on horizontal, you know, get the neck from underneath, break the neck from up top.
01:21:45.000 And it's like when they see a vertical animal walking by, I think they're like, first of all, I don't know what this is.
01:21:50.000 Second of all, it smells weird.
01:21:51.000 Third of all, where do I even, you know, you got to be desperate to take that risk.
01:21:56.000 I don't think that they...
01:21:58.000 Lions are a different story.
01:21:59.000 But with jags, with tigers, with leopards, I've never, ever felt any fear of being around a jaguar.
01:22:08.000 Like, any fear.
01:22:09.000 I don't even take pictures of them.
01:22:10.000 I just enjoy it.
01:22:11.000 Wow.
01:22:12.000 I let other people take pictures.
01:22:13.000 If I'm with people, I'll let them take pictures.
01:22:14.000 But I will not lift my camera for a jag.
01:22:16.000 I'll just stand there and just...
01:22:18.000 Just take it in?
01:22:19.000 Yeah.
01:22:20.000 You get to see them so rarely.
01:22:21.000 I don't want to sit there finally seeing one and then put another screen in front of my face.
01:22:25.000 Right.
01:22:25.000 Look through it through some glass.
01:22:28.000 Whoa.
01:22:28.000 Yeah.
01:22:30.000 Yeah, that's our camera track.
01:22:31.000 That's from yours?
01:22:32.000 Yeah.
01:22:33.000 Wow.
01:22:34.000 I love that thing.
01:22:35.000 That is so majestic.
01:22:37.000 What an amazing animal.
01:22:39.000 Those glowing eyes.
01:22:42.000 Well, that's the crazy thing.
01:22:43.000 You shine your headlamp into the night, and then when things look back at you, you gotta wonder what it is.
01:22:49.000 It's like...
01:22:52.000 Well, when there's two eyes in the front.
01:22:54.000 There's two eyes in the front, yeah.
01:22:55.000 But sometimes the deer, but then the jags do this thing where they move their head like this.
01:22:59.000 They try and see around your headlamp.
01:23:01.000 They'll do this little side-to-side thing.
01:23:03.000 The deer, they'll just blink at you.
01:23:05.000 They'll just blink.
01:23:06.000 And so you start learning the eye shines.
01:23:07.000 You start learning the...
01:23:09.000 You know, because then you can be out there at night and you look at something and people are like, oh shit, dude, it's a jag.
01:23:12.000 And it's like, no, it's a deer.
01:23:13.000 When you were saying that the uncontacted tribe were speaking in monkey calls, what are they doing?
01:23:21.000 So, JJ's dad used to tell us, he said, if you're ever out in the forest and something doesn't sound right, he was like, get out of there.
01:23:31.000 And he was like, because they will use the tinamoo calls.
01:23:35.000 Like, the undulated tinamoo is like...
01:23:38.000 But, like, we know what that sounds like, but we also know what it doesn't sound like.
01:23:42.000 And so, like, every now and then you'll hear one that's, you know, different.
01:23:46.000 And, like, we all get freaked out because we're like, that's how we do it.
01:23:50.000 That's how J.J. taught me to do it.
01:23:51.000 Like, if there was a bunch of tourists right there and J.J. wanted me to come over and, like, chill with him and we wanted to go hang, he would just do that and get my attention.
01:23:57.000 And, like, I know that it's not a tin of mine.
01:23:59.000 I know it's J.J. And so it's like they've taken that to a whole other level where they can communicate.
01:24:04.000 And so there was a group of guys who was upriver, and they got surrounded.
01:24:08.000 They heard monkey calls coming from different directions.
01:24:11.000 And they realized that they were completely surrounded.
01:24:13.000 At least one of the guys was telling it to me, he got in the water and crawled like a turtle and escaped.
01:24:21.000 And then the tribe showed up, and there was this whole showdown where they actually shot one of the community members.
01:24:28.000 And then one of the guys who knows some of their language was saying that they...
01:24:33.000 It looked like they were mad with...
01:24:34.000 The guy that shot the guy, they were mad with him.
01:24:36.000 They were like, why did you do that?
01:24:38.000 Now there's going to be retaliation.
01:24:40.000 Why did you shoot him?
01:24:41.000 And there was a whole discussion happening while these people were huddled in the stream waiting to see if they got killed too.
01:24:49.000 So it's like, I don't really, you know, because when you get these loggers going in there, it's like, yeah, we'll pay you to protect the rainforest.
01:24:54.000 I'm like, you don't have to do this.
01:24:56.000 You don't have to be going into these areas that are that dangerous.
01:25:02.000 So yeah.
01:25:03.000 So at this point now, though, through all of this, though, we've established jungle keepers.
01:25:09.000 We have 50,000 acres.
01:25:10.000 We're trying to do 300,000 acres.
01:25:12.000 And if we can do that...
01:25:13.000 We'll basically be helping to establish one of the largest protected areas in the Amazon rainforest, which will encompass these uncontacted people and they can stay uncontacted and they can stay safe and do whatever they want to do in the jungle, guarding the secret pyramids and the giant ground sloths or whatever the hell it is that they do.
01:25:34.000 But we're close.
01:25:35.000 Now, how many uncontacted tribes are they aware of?
01:25:39.000 I think there's like over a hundred different groups across the Amazon.
01:25:44.000 There's also varying degrees of...
01:25:46.000 And the other thing is the conversation so often gets turned to like they're, you know, violent and that they're people that live out in the jungle.
01:25:54.000 And I have no idea how they do it either because, you know, at night we need headlamps.
01:25:58.000 We don't have night vision.
01:26:00.000 All the animals have night vision.
01:26:01.000 So it's like, what do they do that night?
01:26:03.000 They're able to make fire in the jungle at night every day.
01:26:07.000 If I gave you an entire book of matches, me and you, we sat down right now in the jungle.
01:26:12.000 I was like, okay, cool.
01:26:13.000 You got a machete and a book of matches.
01:26:14.000 First one to make fire wins.
01:26:16.000 We couldn't do it.
01:26:18.000 It's wet.
01:26:19.000 Everything is wet.
01:26:20.000 So how are they...
01:26:21.000 What's their...
01:26:22.000 Are they doing bow drill?
01:26:23.000 Are they doing...
01:26:24.000 What are they doing?
01:26:25.000 We don't know.
01:26:26.000 We don't really know.
01:26:27.000 No.
01:26:28.000 We don't know how they do that.
01:26:29.000 We don't know how they stay infection-free.
01:26:30.000 We don't know what they do with their old people.
01:26:32.000 We never see old people.
01:26:33.000 We never really see children.
01:26:35.000 And so they move around and we see groups of men on beaches.
01:26:40.000 We see that aerial picture where you see a family group out.
01:26:44.000 That's in turtle season where you have turtles laying their eggs on the beaches and the tribes will come out because that's easy food.
01:26:50.000 You just pick up turtle eggs and eat them.
01:26:53.000 But there's so much that we don't know about their lifestyle.
01:26:56.000 And people get so many things wrong just...
01:26:58.000 If you leave them alone, then they won't kill you.
01:27:00.000 Then people go, oh, they're Stone Age tribes.
01:27:02.000 And it's like, well, they're not Stone Age tribes because they're alive right now.
01:27:05.000 And you couldn't live out in the jungle, but they can.
01:27:08.000 So it's like there's elements of their botanical knowledge, their medicinal knowledge, their creation myths, their view of history.
01:27:16.000 I mean, they're coming at reality from a whole different perspective than we are.
01:27:21.000 And there's really no way to get...
01:27:23.000 Does anyone speak their language?
01:27:25.000 Do we know what language they all speak?
01:27:27.000 Is it universal?
01:27:28.000 Do they have different languages?
01:27:29.000 It's not universal, and there was someone in our region who, like, captured a child from the uncontacted, raised them in a very remote community, and people have tried, anthropologists have tried, they've been like, hey, so what was it like when you grew up?
01:27:45.000 And it's like, it's dark.
01:27:47.000 He's just like, I don't remember.
01:27:48.000 Like, no one's been able to get any information out of him.
01:27:51.000 How old was he when they captured him?
01:27:52.000 I think like six.
01:27:53.000 Like under ten, for sure.
01:27:55.000 Does he not remember?
01:27:56.000 Or does he just not want to talk about it?
01:27:58.000 I don't know.
01:28:02.000 There's all these underlying stories.
01:28:07.000 Oh man, yeah.
01:28:08.000 Then last year, some loggers went to a place they shouldn't have gone, and they got whacked.
01:28:13.000 Sort of like the WhatsApp underground in Peru.
01:28:17.000 Everyone was sending each other pictures, because one of the cops sent to his family a picture of what the bodies looked like on day six, laying on the beach with arrows in them and shit.
01:28:25.000 And it was like, oh my god.
01:28:28.000 It makes you stay in bed at night.
01:28:30.000 You're just like, I'm not going to.
01:28:33.000 But I mean, yeah, it's a complicated topic because there's people that want to contact them.
01:28:39.000 There's people that want to leave them alone.
01:28:40.000 And then, of course, there's missionaries that are like, they need the Bible.
01:28:43.000 What did you think about Lost City of Z? I loved the book.
01:28:49.000 I wanted more from the movie.
01:28:51.000 Of course.
01:28:52.000 Yeah.
01:28:53.000 There's only so much time.
01:28:54.000 Yeah.
01:28:55.000 Hollywood fuckery.
01:28:57.000 Oh, God.
01:28:58.000 The book was fantastic, and that guy was out of his mind.
01:29:01.000 Out of his mind?
01:29:02.000 Out of his mind.
01:29:03.000 Yeah.
01:29:04.000 Percy Fawcett.
01:29:05.000 Yeah.
01:29:05.000 Percy Fawcett.
01:29:06.000 But, like, the fact that he could go on those expeditions and not get infected.
01:29:10.000 I've been brutally, like, let me show you this picture.
01:29:14.000 I don't think there's any way of pulling this up, but, like...
01:29:19.000 Oh my god.
01:29:21.000 The jungle just gets into your skin.
01:29:23.000 What is that on your face?
01:29:25.000 MRSA infection.
01:29:26.000 It started like mosquito bites and then I would scratch and you don't realize you're spreading it with your fingernails.
01:29:32.000 You go like this and shit.
01:29:34.000 I mean, I almost died from that.
01:29:36.000 But I was staying in the jungle to take care of an anteater.
01:29:38.000 How did you get free of that?
01:29:41.000 Like if you're in the jungle, did you use antibiotics?
01:29:43.000 Go home.
01:29:44.000 You just go home.
01:29:44.000 I had to go home at that point.
01:29:45.000 I got to, I remember I got to JFK and the guy, you know, he like looked down at my passport.
01:29:50.000 He goes, yeah, what were you doing in Peru?
01:29:51.000 And then he looked up at me and he goes, buddy, what the fuck?
01:29:53.000 And I was like, I'm just trying to get...
01:29:55.000 He like stamped it.
01:29:56.000 He was like, go, go, go, go, go.
01:29:57.000 He was like, go, go to the doctor.
01:29:59.000 I can't believe they let me through.
01:30:01.000 Right.
01:30:01.000 You could have been infected with some crazy plague.
01:30:03.000 Could have had like monkey Ebola.
01:30:04.000 Yeah.
01:30:05.000 It looked bad.
01:30:06.000 And I spent days in the hospital.
01:30:08.000 Like it was really, really bad.
01:30:10.000 But for Percy Fawcett to not...
01:30:13.000 They would say other people would be dying.
01:30:15.000 There was somebody, I think the guy's name was Murray.
01:30:17.000 He came from the Shackleton XP. He'd already been out with Shackleton, so he was like, I'm a real explorer.
01:30:21.000 And he didn't last any time with Fawcett.
01:30:25.000 Because Percy Fawcett was just like, you can't keep up?
01:30:27.000 Go die.
01:30:28.000 You can go die with the mules.
01:30:30.000 He just wouldn't stop.
01:30:32.000 So my question is, did he go out and eventually get killed?
01:30:35.000 Or did he eventually go out and find the tribe that made him their king and just...
01:30:39.000 There's no knowledge.
01:30:40.000 There's no knowledge of it.
01:30:41.000 Yeah, no one really knows what happened to him.
01:30:43.000 And they said in that book that over a hundred people have died Looking for him since he left.
01:30:49.000 Because then the other expeditions that have gone out, all of those have died too.
01:30:52.000 It's like, yeah, look at that.
01:30:53.000 Look at him.
01:30:54.000 Look at the look in his eyes.
01:30:55.000 Hard man.
01:30:56.000 That's a hard man.
01:30:57.000 Look at him.
01:30:58.000 That looks like a guy who could survive in the Amazon.
01:31:01.000 Jeez.
01:31:01.000 Who tells you to keep up.
01:31:02.000 Look at the fucking feral eyes on that motherfucker.
01:31:06.000 Yeah.
01:31:07.000 Wow.
01:31:09.000 The story's so fascinating because now we know through the use of LIDAR that there really were complex cities in the Amazon.
01:31:17.000 Yeah.
01:31:17.000 Which is just incredible that the jungle just swallowed up all these very complex structures.
01:31:25.000 Yeah, it's funny because somebody sent me a video of Graham Watkins?
01:31:29.000 Graham Hancock.
01:31:29.000 Graham Hancock.
01:31:32.000 Saying how he was like, yeah, and he goes, you know, the jungle is basically a human-made garden.
01:31:36.000 And then, of course, I went and talked to, like, every scientist I knew because I was like, come on.
01:31:40.000 And they're like, look, you know, in the areas around the rivers, there were complex, there was no debating it.
01:31:45.000 There were complex civilizations, sometimes larger than we think.
01:31:49.000 But in those areas, you see a higher prevalence of like, like he said, like they'll plant Brazil nut trees, they'll plant, you know, whatever.
01:31:56.000 I don't think bananas were there at that point, but where there was some gardening happening.
01:32:00.000 But what worried me then was then like Smithsonian came out and put out like an article and they were like, is the Amazon created by humans?
01:32:06.000 And it was like, oh God, no, [...
01:32:08.000 Because like, then you're changing it from a designation of like this incredible complex wild ancient ecosystem to If people don't understand the context of what he's saying, that people engineered it in places.
01:32:21.000 And then the headlines went to, the Amazon was made by people.
01:32:25.000 And then you have people like Brazil's president, Jair Bolsonaro, who's no longer in office, but just being like, well, if we made it, we can manage it, right?
01:32:33.000 Let's go take it out.
01:32:34.000 And I was like, oh, God.
01:32:35.000 I was like, be careful.
01:32:36.000 I was watching him on your show, and I was like, oh, be careful, be careful, be careful.
01:32:39.000 The work he does is great.
01:32:41.000 I see what you're saying, but the implications of that narrative...
01:32:44.000 Yeah, and again, 100%, there are...
01:32:48.000 Dude, I mean, you find pottery in places, but it's always near the rivers.
01:32:53.000 Like, there's evidence of ancient civilizations.
01:32:55.000 You want to hear the craziest thing.
01:32:56.000 One of my guys found a stone axe head.
01:32:59.000 Now, here's the thing.
01:33:00.000 The uncontacted don't have rocks.
01:33:02.000 You won't find a rock on our river.
01:33:04.000 There's clay.
01:33:05.000 There are no rocks.
01:33:06.000 They found a stone axe head in the jungle.
01:33:10.000 At a site from the uncontacted, but what that means is that the uncontacted tribe had a stone axe head that they've been holding on to since Inca times.
01:33:21.000 And someone forgot it at the camp.
01:33:23.000 And so you're talking about civilization carrying around something from a previous civilization that they don't know where they got it from.
01:33:30.000 It's like incredible.
01:33:32.000 Wow.
01:33:33.000 Because you cannot find it.
01:33:34.000 There are no rocks like that on our river.
01:33:36.000 It was like a smooth gray stone shaped into like a blunt axe head with, you know, made, you know, so you could attach it to a stick.
01:33:43.000 And they found this on the beach and they'd been using it to like clean turtles.
01:33:48.000 We're good to go.
01:34:06.000 So the thing about the Lost City of Z was that there was a previous expedition that had encountered these cities and these incredible, beautiful, complex cities, and they described how elaborate their clothing was and their culture,
01:34:25.000 their agriculture.
01:34:26.000 And so then when the next expedition went back, there was no one there because they had killed everybody with diseases.
01:34:32.000 This is the theory, right?
01:34:35.000 Yeah, and I mean, Oriana was the first person to go descend the Amazon, which the thing that always drove me crazy about that was that they came down the Andes, made their way down the entire Amazon, and then looked at the stars, figured out where Spain was, built a whole other ship, and sailed home.
01:34:50.000 Like...
01:34:54.000 Think about that for a second.
01:34:56.000 They built a whole other ship.
01:34:58.000 You built a whole pirate ship and sailed to Spain based off the stars.
01:35:02.000 Wow.
01:35:03.000 And now you look at us now and it's like, are we smarter than that now?
01:35:08.000 How many people can find your way anywhere without your phone?
01:35:11.000 What is smart, really?
01:35:13.000 You know, what's smart is your ability to use information correctly.
01:35:17.000 Now, what information do you have?
01:35:19.000 Like, they had information that we don't have because they needed to be able to navigate using the stars.
01:35:24.000 And they didn't have to deal with the kind of night pollution that we have.
01:35:28.000 The light pollution that we have at night is...
01:35:30.000 It's one of the greatest tragedies about modern civilization is that we've blacked out one of the most spectacular things you could ever see.
01:35:37.000 The thing that really centers us and humbles us, which is the view of the stars.
01:35:42.000 I went to the Keck Observatory a few years back.
01:35:45.000 I went last year, but...
01:35:47.000 It was really good last year, but not this one time.
01:35:50.000 The Keck Observatory is in Hawaii on the Big Island.
01:35:53.000 And you go way, way, way up through the clouds.
01:35:56.000 And the view of the cosmos is like you are in a spaceship with a clear glass windshield.
01:36:04.000 And you see everything.
01:36:05.000 There's no light pollution on the island because they have diffused lighting for all their street lights.
01:36:10.000 Specifically designed so that it doesn't fuck with the telescopes.
01:36:13.000 And so when you're up there, I'll never forget it.
01:36:17.000 The one time that I went, which was at least 15 years ago, maybe 16 years ago, that one time was so spectacular that it changed my view of, like, Earth in the relationship to the cosmos.
01:36:30.000 Just by seeing it.
01:36:32.000 Because you see the Milky Way.
01:36:34.000 You see everything.
01:36:35.000 You see all the stars.
01:36:36.000 It just took my breath away.
01:36:38.000 I couldn't stop staring at it.
01:36:40.000 I was like, this is insane.
01:36:42.000 And then I was thinking, God, this is everywhere.
01:36:45.000 This is what the ancients used to see before we figured out electricity and blunted it all and ruined our relationship with the cosmos visually.
01:36:55.000 Because that's what every city does.
01:36:57.000 When you look up at the night sky, you don't see jack shit in New York City.
01:37:00.000 You see a star.
01:37:01.000 Oh, there's the moon.
01:37:02.000 That's it.
01:37:03.000 What is up there is literally the most spectacular thing that humans could ever witness.
01:37:08.000 And it's there every night if you don't have light pollution and cloud cover.
01:37:16.000 So you're saying it would be almost like more stars than black?
01:37:19.000 You see everything, man.
01:37:21.000 It's incredible.
01:37:23.000 So they're very careful at the observatory.
01:37:25.000 There's no lights that get in the way of anything.
01:37:27.000 So when you get outside of the building and there's just people lined up on the roads and on the hills, they're just staring up at the sky.
01:37:35.000 Because it's perfect.
01:37:36.000 It's insane.
01:37:37.000 It's insane.
01:37:39.000 It's so many stars.
01:37:40.000 It's everything.
01:37:41.000 That's what it looks like.
01:37:42.000 That's literally exactly what it looks like.
01:37:46.000 With your naked eye.
01:37:47.000 With your naked eye, man.
01:37:49.000 It's amazing.
01:37:51.000 But it's this understanding that that's up there all the time, and you can't see it because of light pollution.
01:37:58.000 But see, that to me is so much of what we're doing with nature right now, where it's like we're dulling it down.
01:38:03.000 We live in this incredible reality, and it's like we're dulling it down.
01:38:08.000 Like in the Eastern Cape where I've been working with the guys from Vet Paul, the elephants have smaller tusks or no tusks.
01:38:15.000 Because of poaching.
01:38:17.000 And it's like...
01:38:18.000 You're taking this incredible, monstrous, giant land animal.
01:38:21.000 Is that a natural selection thing?
01:38:23.000 Like the ones that have smaller tusks are allowed to survive?
01:38:26.000 It's because they're targeted.
01:38:27.000 Yeah, they're targeted for the big tusks.
01:38:29.000 So the big tusk ones are getting killed, and so somehow in response to that, they're developing smaller tusks because they're less attractive?
01:38:37.000 To the point that they're even having no tusks.
01:38:39.000 It's like it genetically bottlenecked them so quickly because over the last hundred years, The humans were all going for the big tuskers, and now these monster tuskers, like the really big ones where they touch the ground, there's only a few of them left.
01:38:53.000 That is so wild.
01:38:54.000 And then moose, like in Maine, they have smaller antlers.
01:38:58.000 We're actually like, we're dulling down the magnificence of the universe.
01:39:04.000 When you look at those pictures, you're like, why don't I see that?
01:39:06.000 Picture if we saw that every night.
01:39:07.000 How different we'd be, how much more connected we'd be.
01:39:10.000 Oh, yeah.
01:39:10.000 It's so humbling.
01:39:12.000 I feel like there's a thing about mountain communities, ocean communities, where you're confronted with nature that's on such a scale of beauty and magnificence that you're overwhelmed by it.
01:39:27.000 You're automatically humbled just by your environment and your surroundings.
01:39:31.000 There's the same thing about oceans.
01:39:33.000 It's so humbling because it's so immense and there's so much power and energy in life.
01:39:38.000 It's just like...
01:39:39.000 Wow.
01:39:40.000 It just puts you in your place.
01:39:42.000 And the sky is supposed to do that, too.
01:39:44.000 There's a relationship that we have to the cosmos when you look up that is like, okay, yeah, this is the real mystery of life and of existence, that we fly through infinity.
01:39:55.000 On an organic spaceship every day.
01:39:57.000 And that's what's really going on.
01:39:59.000 It's not stationary.
01:40:00.000 It's literally spiraling through the universe.
01:40:04.000 And that exact sort of wonder is what I feel when I wake up in the jungle and you dip your hands in and you drink the river.
01:40:12.000 And then in the afternoon, you literally watch your sweat come off your forehead.
01:40:15.000 You hold your hand in the sunlight and watch it go into the air and join the mist from the jungle.
01:40:20.000 And then at 4 p.m.
01:40:21.000 you get that thunderstorm and it comes back.
01:40:23.000 And that cycle is moving through you.
01:40:26.000 Wow.
01:40:27.000 And it's like you are so connected to nature there.
01:40:30.000 It's so apparent that you can't not be in absolute awe.
01:40:37.000 And again, we're out there.
01:40:38.000 We see the stars at night like that.
01:40:39.000 Where it's like you can see the Milky Way.
01:40:41.000 It's a belt across the sky.
01:40:43.000 And there are these animals and these consciousnesses moving.
01:40:46.000 And it's all working together in this giant orchestra of the most complex life that's ever existed.
01:40:50.000 And it's like...
01:40:53.000 When you come home, when you go back to a city, you go, you guys are really missing out.
01:41:01.000 You feel so connected and locked in.
01:41:06.000 Like you said, it puts you in your place.
01:41:08.000 It reminds you how insane this reality is.
01:41:13.000 And that we're on this planet that we are so incredibly connected to.
01:41:16.000 And then you start to understand what happens when people get removed from that and how far off perception can go.
01:41:23.000 Because when you're not...
01:41:23.000 What the jungle does is it brings you back to those chemical physical truths.
01:41:27.000 It removes the cataracts of society from your eyes so that you're confronted with whether or not the river's rising, whether or not the sun is going to be...
01:41:36.000 When we're on an expedition, it's like it rains for six hours and we freeze.
01:41:39.000 You can get hypothermia.
01:41:40.000 Then the sun comes out, but the boat keeps moving.
01:41:42.000 And it's like, well, now your skin is peeling off.
01:41:44.000 And it doesn't matter what you believe in or who you are.
01:41:47.000 It's like we all have to deal with the same reality.
01:41:49.000 We gotta survive.
01:41:51.000 And that's where I feel good.
01:41:52.000 The rules of the game are the same.
01:41:54.000 There's no debating it.
01:41:55.000 It's like we all have to deal with the facts that nature is putting forward for us.
01:42:00.000 And it's like the world makes a lot of sense when you're out in the wilderness.
01:42:04.000 The real wilderness.
01:42:04.000 That's what people say that live like a subsistence lifestyle.
01:42:08.000 They say there's something about it that deeply resonates with being a human being.
01:42:13.000 You know, there's a famous Vice series that we have referenced on this show a bunch of times.
01:42:20.000 It's called The Vice Guide to Travel.
01:42:22.000 And they went to visit this guy.
01:42:24.000 I want to say his name right.
01:42:26.000 I think it's Heinmo Court.
01:42:27.000 And he lives, like, way, way, way up in Alaska.
01:42:32.000 And he has some sort of...
01:42:37.000 They gave him some sort of permission a long time ago to hold this cabin in this particular area.
01:42:43.000 But he's literally like the last one to be able to do that.
01:42:47.000 Yes.
01:42:47.000 And he lives up there just hunting caribou and fishing.
01:42:51.000 And that's all he does.
01:42:53.000 By himself.
01:42:53.000 Yes.
01:42:54.000 He lives up with his wife in this tiny cabin.
01:42:57.000 Okay.
01:42:57.000 That, you know, there's no windows.
01:43:00.000 And he has a generator.
01:43:03.000 And he's up there just eating caribou and hunting and living off the land.
01:43:07.000 But he's a very intelligent guy.
01:43:09.000 And when he talks about it, it's a really fascinating series.
01:43:12.000 Because this guy...
01:43:13.000 This is back when Vice used to do, like, really cool stuff.
01:43:16.000 Back when Vice was edgy?
01:43:16.000 Yeah, where they were real.
01:43:18.000 You know, they were really doing cool stuff.
01:43:20.000 And this guy fucking flew out there on a little bush plane.
01:43:24.000 And hung out with this guy for like a week when their camp got attacked by a grizzly.
01:43:29.000 He had to shoot this grizzly because the grizzly was coming in to raid the camp.
01:43:33.000 So it's the middle of the night, he's chasing this guy with a camera, and the guy's like firing a shotgun at a grizzly.
01:43:38.000 But I mean, you have to be a type of genius to live out in that.
01:43:42.000 Like, you have to be such a problem solver.
01:43:44.000 You have to be able to build your house.
01:43:47.000 You have to be able to do irrigation.
01:43:48.000 You have to be able to...
01:43:49.000 I mean, just in the jungle, it's like the problems you have to...
01:43:51.000 I mean, I'm still such a novice.
01:43:53.000 It's like these guys, they're like, can you drive a boat?
01:43:55.000 I'm like, yeah.
01:43:55.000 And they're like, no, no, no.
01:43:56.000 Can you drive a boat?
01:43:57.000 Which means, can you disassemble the motor and put it back together?
01:44:00.000 Because eventually that's what you're going to have to do.
01:44:02.000 And so it's like, if you go take your bush plane and go live out in Alaska, it's like, well, how long until you have to call someone for help?
01:44:08.000 It's like, we rely on other people so much.
01:44:10.000 And that's the beauty of being, you get so humbled being out in nature because you go, my God.
01:44:17.000 Doing anything is impossible.
01:44:18.000 Even like making fire, everyone goes, oh, I'm going to use a bow drill method.
01:44:21.000 And it's like, all right, cool.
01:44:22.000 What are you going to use?
01:44:22.000 And they're like, oh, this piece of paracord and this stick.
01:44:24.000 And I'm going to carve it.
01:44:25.000 And I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:44:26.000 Where'd you get that knife?
01:44:27.000 Where'd you get that paracord?
01:44:28.000 Like, start.
01:44:30.000 It's tough.
01:44:31.000 Start from nothing.
01:44:32.000 Start from nothing.
01:44:34.000 You'll get nowhere.
01:44:35.000 Just try and make rope.
01:44:38.000 It's like mankind's second invention.
01:44:40.000 It's impossible.
01:44:42.000 Just sit out in nature sometime.
01:44:43.000 Just go sit out in nature and be like, I'm going to make rope.
01:44:46.000 Like functional rope.
01:44:47.000 Enough that I can carry something.
01:44:52.000 Do you find rope from uncontacted tribes that they've left behind?
01:44:57.000 I have a piece.
01:44:57.000 You have a piece?
01:44:58.000 I have a piece.
01:44:59.000 Really?
01:44:59.000 Yeah.
01:44:59.000 Would you?
01:45:00.000 I found a piece on it.
01:45:00.000 No.
01:45:02.000 What does it look like?
01:45:03.000 It's very, very fine.
01:45:04.000 So they weave it from balsa wood.
01:45:06.000 And so balsa, you can pretty much take your machete and just cut into the tree and it grows really quick.
01:45:11.000 You can peel the bark off of it and pretty much use that as rope.
01:45:16.000 But if you want to take it a step farther, you can tie that and then like braid it or twist it and it has all these juices in it that like solidify.
01:45:23.000 You can make legitimate rope.
01:45:24.000 I could make 15 feet of rope in like two hours.
01:45:27.000 Really?
01:45:27.000 Yeah.
01:45:28.000 Oh yeah.
01:45:29.000 Like it's legitimate rope too.
01:45:31.000 Like you could haul a boat with it.
01:45:33.000 You could use it as bowstring.
01:45:34.000 Oh totally.
01:45:35.000 100%.
01:45:35.000 It's strong.
01:45:37.000 Wow.
01:45:37.000 But that you have to know that it's the balsa tree.
01:45:40.000 Yes.
01:45:41.000 When JJ first taught me this, the first thing I did was march up to a Cecropia tree and whack it with my machete and start trying to get the bark off.
01:45:49.000 And the Cecropia ants landed on my face and I came back and I was like, what happened?
01:45:53.000 And he was like, idiot!
01:45:55.000 That's obviously not a balsa tree.
01:45:57.000 It took a long time.
01:45:59.000 It took a lot of bites.
01:46:00.000 One of the more interesting stories was when you would run out of water and you found a certain type of bamboo that absorbs water.
01:46:09.000 And so you have to cut the bamboo and drink the water out of the bamboo.
01:46:13.000 Yeah, and that's pretty common.
01:46:16.000 If you see bamboo tilted over on the side, it's gotten heavy and it's come over.
01:46:20.000 Does it have holes in it where it's absorbing the water?
01:46:23.000 Like, how is it getting into the- It's sucking it up through that forest.
01:46:25.000 Oh, it's sucking up through the ground.
01:46:27.000 Through the ground, so it's saving it.
01:46:28.000 And then filling those canisters.
01:46:30.000 So that's the purpose of those things?
01:46:33.000 I don't know if that's the purpose.
01:46:35.000 It's definitely saving water is a purpose of them.
01:46:37.000 And so what we do is we can, when we're out in the bush, it's like you just, you cut off one of those canisters and so you have like a sweet little bamboo cylinder and then you tie it with balsa and throw it over your back and it's like you're carrying a map.
01:46:47.000 It's like you just have this, like a water bottle from the jungle.
01:46:51.000 There are ways of getting things done.
01:46:53.000 Then, what you do is, what JJ will do, we'll go and you take a serrated knife, and when you walk barefoot, you get that big callus on the back of your heel.
01:47:01.000 You cut the callus off your heel, stick it on a hook, catch a few piranha, cut them up into pieces, catch some more piranha, and then stuff the piranha into the bamboo, take some leaves, salt, stuff the leaves in the bamboo, and then throw the bamboo canister filled with piranha onto the fire,
01:47:21.000 Really?
01:47:21.000 Oh my god.
01:47:22.000 Oh my god, it's delicious.
01:47:24.000 Really?
01:47:24.000 Oh my god, yes, because the bamboo flavors the piranha.
01:47:27.000 And then there's, you know, if you're with the guys, they know other herbs that they can put on it.
01:47:31.000 But it's like, oh god, is that delicious.
01:47:33.000 Wow.
01:47:34.000 So much to serve at a restaurant.
01:47:35.000 Yeah.
01:47:37.000 It started off of someone's foot.
01:47:40.000 A piece of your heel.
01:47:42.000 And the reason for that, the reason for that is that, again, it's just like the fire thing.
01:47:46.000 I do this when I bring students to the Amazon.
01:47:48.000 I go like, okay, let's make fire.
01:47:49.000 Nobody can make fire.
01:47:51.000 You go, okay, now we're going to go fishing.
01:47:53.000 We'll give you hooks and a line.
01:47:56.000 Find bait.
01:47:58.000 A moth is too, like, loose and they're not around in the daytime.
01:48:01.000 And then you're like, okay, well, what do I, what do I... There is, there's no bait.
01:48:04.000 Everything either is eaten or was eaten or is hiding or is camouflaged.
01:48:08.000 You can't find bait.
01:48:10.000 You know, in the Amazonian soil underneath the tree roots is clay.
01:48:14.000 So you're not going to dig and find worms.
01:48:16.000 And so it's like, it's a whole different game.
01:48:18.000 Like, it's this whole different, like, wilderness survival game down there.
01:48:21.000 Wow.
01:48:22.000 You can't just go fishing.
01:48:23.000 You can't just make fire.
01:48:24.000 You have to learn how to do these things there first before that'll work.
01:48:27.000 And slicing a piece of your cows, that's common?
01:48:31.000 That's a normal way to do it?
01:48:32.000 It's a little bit of a flex.
01:48:35.000 It's a thing that jungle guys do.
01:48:39.000 If there's a bunch of loggers and we're all sitting there, I'll do it just to let them know.
01:48:43.000 Because they'll all be like, oh, gringo.
01:48:45.000 And I'll be like, oh, yeah.
01:48:47.000 Look at my callus.
01:48:48.000 Who can get more off their heel?
01:48:51.000 Everybody pulls out their knives and starts cutting their feet.
01:48:53.000 Oh, God.
01:48:56.000 That seems like that could go horribly wrong.
01:48:58.000 You do it carefully.
01:48:59.000 There's a way to do it.
01:49:00.000 You shave it off, but JJ gets these big slugs of callus off, and it's strong.
01:49:06.000 And so that's great because then like the little fish can't pick it off.
01:49:08.000 You throw it in, you get a fish.
01:49:10.000 And if you can get a decent sized fish, then you stick that on a nice big hook.
01:49:14.000 And by morning you get yourself like a nice big fat catfish.
01:49:18.000 So you work your way up the ecosystem.
01:49:20.000 With your heel eventually.
01:49:22.000 Starting with your own skin.
01:49:22.000 Starting with your heel.
01:49:23.000 Yes.
01:49:25.000 And is there another way to do it?
01:49:28.000 Is there other ways that they do it when they fish?
01:49:31.000 Oh, sure.
01:49:32.000 Again, I'm talking about surviving.
01:49:34.000 You can go up to the edge of the river with your headlamp and curious fish come and you just whack them with a machete.
01:49:40.000 There's that.
01:49:42.000 We also just, you know, I mean, usually we had now, whether we're on a scientific expedition or whether we're bringing, like, tourists into the jungle or whether we're out with the Jungle Keepers Rangers, whatever we're doing, we have a chef with us.
01:49:52.000 We have a cook with us.
01:49:53.000 We can't always be cooking for ourselves now and doing our work.
01:49:56.000 Right.
01:49:57.000 It's like you just steal some chicken skin, throw that on the hook.
01:50:02.000 But you're basically living off of the land when you're out there.
01:50:06.000 No.
01:50:06.000 To be honest, living off the land is something that we do when we go out on these ceremonial hunts or when we go out on expeditions to really uncharted places.
01:50:14.000 We practice that.
01:50:16.000 And the elders in the community, we lost the guy who used to do the ayahuasca ceremonies in JJ's community.
01:50:25.000 We lost him during COVID. But it's like he knew things, he knew methods that the younger generation doesn't know.
01:50:32.000 They have TikTok just like everybody else.
01:50:34.000 They have TikTok?
01:50:35.000 Yeah.
01:50:36.000 Dude, I told you, gold miners follow me on Instagram.
01:50:38.000 And that's a security risk for me.
01:50:41.000 Yeah.
01:50:42.000 But, like, J.J.'s father once apparently killed an electric eel, removed the nerve.
01:50:48.000 Again, I don't know anatomically if this makes any sense, but this is how the lore goes.
01:50:52.000 That he killed the electric eel, removed the nerve that generates the electricity, then cut his own arm open, put the nerve in it, and slapped a dead frog on top of it, and then bandaged that up.
01:51:06.000 And he said that that would give him strength until the end of his days.
01:51:09.000 He lived to 87 years old, alive in the jungle and healthy, and he died one day at a barbecue just like...
01:51:15.000 He just like leaned over on his grandson, smiled, and died.
01:51:18.000 Whoa.
01:51:19.000 He was like healthy until he died.
01:51:21.000 He just turned off.
01:51:23.000 Huh.
01:51:24.000 Yeah.
01:51:25.000 So like, they do stuff.
01:51:27.000 They have...
01:51:28.000 I had a...
01:51:30.000 I was doing some stuff with tigers in India, and I picked up a disease called tularemia, and I had this horrible patch of pus on my elbow.
01:51:38.000 And I went to every doctor.
01:51:40.000 I came home from India, went to doctors in New York, and for two months I was in bed, and I had no energy, and they put me on this antibiotics, and that, and this, and that.
01:51:48.000 And these, again, New York City infectious disease doctors couldn't heal this thing.
01:51:53.000 I went to the Amazon.
01:51:54.000 JJ takes my arm, looks at it, and goes, oh, so bad.
01:51:57.000 Look at this.
01:51:58.000 He goes, come with me.
01:51:59.000 We go into the jungle.
01:52:00.000 He cuts a tree, takes the sap, says, drink some of this.
01:52:02.000 Not too much.
01:52:03.000 He was like, one drop of this down your throat.
01:52:05.000 I felt like it was going to close my throat.
01:52:07.000 And then he took the rest of the sap and he rubs it onto the wound.
01:52:11.000 And this is like a disgusting pussy thing that had been plaguing me for months.
01:52:15.000 It was better the next day.
01:52:17.000 Really?
01:52:18.000 It's better the next day.
01:52:19.000 He knew which tree to go to.
01:52:21.000 Now think about how many thousands of years are needed or at least centuries are needed in order for him to have that knowledge.
01:52:28.000 How many people living out in the jungle had to try how many things to have that medicinal knowledge handed down through the generations and then to be in the presence of a person that has that type of knowledge and to have access to it and to witness it working.
01:52:41.000 Yeah.
01:52:41.000 And what specifically does that SAP work on?
01:52:44.000 Does it work on all kinds of infections and diseases or just the kind that you had?
01:52:48.000 No, so we actually brought, we, you know, tested it in a petri dish.
01:52:53.000 And basically, there's some of these saps that just murder infections.
01:52:56.000 Like, you can't get this bacteria to live with these saps.
01:53:00.000 So, like, people use, like, neos, like, we don't use neosporin in the jungle.
01:53:03.000 Like, it doesn't work.
01:53:05.000 What we do is we go to the Sangre de Drago tree.
01:53:07.000 Like, that works.
01:53:08.000 As soon as I see, like, a little something, like a mosquito bite that just doesn't look right and is, like, getting too much of my attention...
01:53:14.000 Just go and put that on it.
01:53:16.000 Immediately gone.
01:53:17.000 One time I slashed myself with a machete.
01:53:19.000 I had this huge wound.
01:53:21.000 I was thinking, oh God, this is going to get so infected.
01:53:23.000 And then JJ was like, nah, just drown it in that stuff.
01:53:25.000 You'll be fine.
01:53:26.000 You won't get infections.
01:53:28.000 Wow.
01:53:29.000 There's like miracle shit down there.
01:53:31.000 And is this widely known?
01:53:33.000 Is this something that the scientific community is aware of?
01:53:37.000 Botanists?
01:53:38.000 Yes and no.
01:53:40.000 I think, what was it, Captopril they made from Bushmaster Venom in the 1990s and I think it was Pfizer.
01:53:46.000 I don't know who it was.
01:53:46.000 One of those companies made like a few billion dollars off of it.
01:53:49.000 But what happens is...
01:53:50.000 People will discover a compound in the Amazon and then export it.
01:53:53.000 It'll be like thousands of years of wisdom from ancient cultures handed down and then someone will give that knowledge out to a corporation and they'll Take it, profit off of it, and then that's it.
01:54:05.000 But it's like we, at this point, one of the things we're trying to do is work with the indigenous communities to try and help them to preserve that knowledge.
01:54:13.000 Because we're also seeing now that as the roads come in and you have the problems with the fires and it's changing, you know, at the edge, at the edge where the jungle is being destroyed.
01:54:24.000 They, the younger people have to decide, do they want to live the way their parents lived?
01:54:31.000 Fishing, hunting howler monkeys, eating howler monkeys, or do they want to go out into the world and do something else?
01:54:39.000 And it's like, well, then you start with like, well, what else?
01:54:41.000 You know, it's like, it's very, very complex being at the edge of living in like a tribal subsistence community and then being confronted with like the modern world.
01:54:50.000 And they have like a cell phone.
01:54:52.000 And there's definitely a feeling, you can definitely see a feeling of like being like left out.
01:54:56.000 Like they feel like, oh, we're just sitting here in a river.
01:54:58.000 Whereas I feel like people from our world would go like, God, they have it perfect.
01:55:03.000 They have all the fish they could ever want.
01:55:06.000 Have you ever taken someone from there and taken them on a trip to New York City?
01:55:09.000 I mean, I guess they don't have passports.
01:55:12.000 Well, some of the guys on my team that run jungle keepers are super native but also kind of worldly.
01:55:18.000 One of my guys, this guy Roy, he's a conservation chef and he's almost famous.
01:55:23.000 He's been to Italy, he's been to Virginia, but he runs jungle keepers.
01:55:26.000 JJ, I mean, speaks perfect English and does interviews with me on ABC News.
01:55:31.000 So these guys have...
01:55:33.000 Roy came to New York City.
01:55:34.000 Dude, the craziest one is this guy.
01:55:36.000 There's a story about an anthropologist.
01:55:38.000 I think it was Kenneth Goode.
01:55:41.000 I can't remember what his name was.
01:55:42.000 But he went to the Yanomami, married one of them, brought them to the U.S. She couldn't handle it because she was like, I want to go back to the jungle.
01:55:50.000 But they had had kids together.
01:55:52.000 And I heard this legend.
01:55:53.000 Like when I was a kid and then that she had gone back to the jungle but that this anthropologist had had like Yanomami children that he raised on his own in the US. And then last year I was at a dinner party and I met David Good who is that guy.
01:56:06.000 He's the kid.
01:56:07.000 And so now he's going back to his people in the Yanomami villages.
01:56:10.000 Yeah.
01:56:11.000 He went to go back.
01:56:12.000 He had to go find his mother and the first time he saw her she was naked.
01:56:17.000 Yeah.
01:56:17.000 I was sitting at a dinner party and he was like, yeah, this was...
01:56:20.000 His mother had abandoned him to go back to the jungle.
01:56:23.000 He's raised by his father.
01:56:25.000 The anthropologist.
01:56:26.000 And then how old was he when he went back to see his mother?
01:56:28.000 I think he was in his 20s.
01:56:30.000 Wow.
01:56:30.000 And he had to go on an expedition up a river into the jungle.
01:56:33.000 How old was he?
01:56:34.000 I think when he was a little kid.
01:56:35.000 I don't think she lasted long.
01:56:36.000 I don't think she liked our way of life.
01:56:38.000 She wanted to go back.
01:56:41.000 Yeah.
01:56:41.000 And so now he's doing his PhDs.
01:56:43.000 He's awesome.
01:56:44.000 He could sit here with us and he's doing his PhD on the Yanomami microbiome.
01:56:50.000 I think that's his mother.
01:56:51.000 And he's studying their gut fauna.
01:56:55.000 Wow.
01:56:55.000 Because their rates of cancer, their rates of disease, their rates of depression, of course, are like nothing compared to ours.
01:57:01.000 And so he's launching this massive study right now to find out why are they so healthy and why are we so fucked up.
01:57:09.000 I think it'd be easier to find out why we're so fucked up.
01:57:13.000 But yeah, he's got a crazy, crazy story.
01:57:16.000 The way they have an understanding of their environment and the plants and what to eat and what not to eat is just...
01:57:23.000 I would imagine talking...
01:57:26.000 If you could speak their language and be immersed with them for a long time and get an understanding of what they know, it must be amazing.
01:57:33.000 Well, the great thing is that he can.
01:57:35.000 That's what makes him so interesting, is that he's doing it and he's working on it.
01:57:41.000 But think about how much we're losing in terms of, like, what you said, the connection to the stars and then the realization on a daily basis that we're part of, like, this massive march of life and that we're connected to these systems and the rivers and the rain and,
01:57:57.000 like...
01:57:57.000 It sounds so cliche to almost say it, but it's like when you're down there and you remember these original truths, and then you go...
01:58:06.000 There's such a dissonance between when you wake up, there are certain things you have to do.
01:58:11.000 When I wake up in the jungle, you have to go check the boat, because the river might have eaten it at night.
01:58:15.000 You have to go work on your water system.
01:58:18.000 You have to go on the trails and clear them.
01:58:20.000 There's things that nature demands.
01:58:22.000 Farmers know this.
01:58:23.000 You have to wake up and milk the cows.
01:58:26.000 I feel like what's happening, so many people, it's just like, you know, you wake up and you're like, what do I do now?
01:58:33.000 You know, it's like you get so disconnected from the systems that we're a part of.
01:58:37.000 It's like, it's amputating us of the thing that connects us to whatever is running this machine, like the gears that work the game.
01:58:46.000 And that's what these people still remember.
01:58:49.000 They're still connected to that reality.
01:58:51.000 None of these people are going, are we living in a simulation?
01:58:53.000 They know what reality is because they're living in it every day.
01:58:59.000 So I think that preserving these last wild places while they're still here, I truly believe that we're at the most crucial moment in history, not because of nuclear war or anything like that, but because never before has there been a global threat.
01:59:15.000 Right now, we're on the cusp of we're going through this extinction crisis, and you can talk about climate change, but our rivers and our ecosystems are being tested to the point where our oceans are collapsing, our rainforests are vanishing, we're losing species faster than we can even count.
01:59:33.000 And we have all the knowledge and technology and ability to stop it.
01:59:37.000 We've seen that humpback whales, they were up at around 120,000 pre-whaling, and they went down to 5,000.
01:59:45.000 And then we banned whaling and now they're back up to like 115,000 humpback whales globally.
01:59:50.000 Like, they're back.
01:59:51.000 Bald eagles, they're back.
01:59:53.000 If you just stop annihilating these animals and murdering their habitats, they will continue to make the ecosystems that have been our home on this planet for millions of years.
02:00:03.000 Like, they literally have made our lives possible.
02:00:06.000 And so, like, to me, there is nothing more important.
02:00:10.000 And I think that when I was a little kid, I actually think I had some semblance of an idea that my mission was, I'm here to protect rainforests.
02:00:19.000 That's what I'm here to do.
02:00:21.000 And that's why I had to get there quickly before it was too late.
02:00:25.000 And I had the incredible luck of meeting a teacher who could unlock that world for me.
02:00:31.000 And now we have the chance, the historical chance, you talk about those sharks, there are trees on the river that were there before the Spanish touched South America.
02:00:42.000 So the World Wars, everything that we know, our grandparents, all of this, that tree was a sapling standing there in the Amazon rainforest while pretty much everything that we're familiar with took place in history.
02:00:53.000 And we have a chance to protect the incredible complex ecosystem of thousands of species that are living on this tree.
02:01:01.000 That can never be replaced.
02:01:02.000 You're talking about a millennium tree with leafcutter ants and reptiles, amphibians, birds, mammals, mosses, lichens, cactus, everything living on this skyscraper of life.
02:01:12.000 And we can cut it down for nothing and grow some papayas or we can protect.
02:01:16.000 And we have the chance to protect it and no one else is gonna have that chance and as a global society it's like we can protect black rhinos before they go extinct.
02:01:26.000 This incredible ancient monstrous megafauna animal that we have the privilege of experiencing.
02:01:32.000 There's no reason for this to happen, that people falsely believe that their horns are medicinal when they're not.
02:01:38.000 And so it's like, I think we are at the most exciting time with the most exciting opportunity because the natural world, you know, we could get through this and people will look back on our time and just go, what were they thinking?
02:01:49.000 You know, like the way, like when the Industrial Revolution came around and they put all the kids in the factories and they were getting like crushed in the gears and choked out by smoke.
02:01:56.000 And it was like, we just made regulations and fixed it.
02:01:58.000 It's like, we don't need to be killing life on earth.
02:02:01.000 Right.
02:02:01.000 We can exist here, and it is awesome.
02:02:04.000 We can fly, and we can take photos, and we can have all this amazing technology.
02:02:08.000 We can leave our planet now soon.
02:02:11.000 All of this is possible, but we have to remember the basic truth that we are inextricably tied to our ecosystems.
02:02:22.000 And there's no getting around that.
02:02:23.000 And so we have to protect them, and so that's the mission that we're on.
02:02:27.000 And so incredibly, the local people of the Amazon And everybody at Jungle Keepers.
02:02:34.000 And so, like, somehow that mission formed.
02:02:39.000 And then you became a part of that march when you retweeted that and helped us find Dax, who helped us protect it.
02:02:45.000 And now we're, like, moving towards creating this giant protected area.
02:02:50.000 Well, this podcast, I'm sure, will energize that even further.
02:02:54.000 So what can anybody do if they're hearing this?
02:02:57.000 I mean, obviously, this resonates with everyone.
02:03:00.000 Your story is so incredible and just this calling that you have to that and the fact that it really has happened and you've become a part of protecting it.
02:03:10.000 What can anybody do that's listening to this?
02:03:13.000 Junglekeepers.com.
02:03:14.000 We have monthly donors.
02:03:14.000 We do trips to the Amazon.
02:03:15.000 We have ways to get involved with the local people that are now protecting their rainforest.
02:03:20.000 This is totally an indigenous-led effort.
02:03:25.000 I don't know how these other organizations work.
02:03:28.000 What I do know is that when I went down there and JJ was like, we have to protect this, we started Junglekeepers as a way to just take guys that were loggers and give them a different job.
02:03:39.000 Give them a better life.
02:03:40.000 It's like everyone's winning.
02:03:41.000 We're saving the ecosystem.
02:03:42.000 We're giving these people better life.
02:03:43.000 When people support Jungle Keepers, like we have monthly donors and people, they come and visit us in the field.
02:03:49.000 Some people don't.
02:03:49.000 Some people give us money and they're like, look, I don't ever want to go anywhere near the jungle, but I'm glad it exists.
02:03:55.000 Now we're trying to take people up into the canopy and even that, we're providing people with jobs as chefs and boat drivers and guides and taking a small, sustainable amount of people into a really beautiful place.
02:04:08.000 Instead of ruining it with trails and people and garbage, it's like, we're just going to do it right and keep it pristine and keep it wild.
02:04:22.000 Mm-hmm.
02:04:32.000 It's so incredible that you feel like you've just been energized by some other force.
02:04:37.000 You feel completely connected to everything.
02:04:41.000 You're tapping into the mains.
02:04:42.000 You're connecting to the thing that vibrates it all.
02:04:45.000 It's a strange thing when you're in nature.
02:04:47.000 I've never been to the Amazon, but in nature, just in general, There's a feeling that you get almost like you're on a substance.
02:04:56.000 Like you're connected to a vibe that doesn't exist in the urban world, in the concrete jungle that we live in.
02:05:05.000 It doesn't exist.
02:05:05.000 So when you go there, it's all of a sudden they're like, oh, this thing.
02:05:09.000 This thing that I feel.
02:05:11.000 It's like you're tuned into it.
02:05:14.000 It's connected to you.
02:05:15.000 And we're not connected...
02:05:17.000 When we're in cities, it's like this weird bluntness and dullness to it all.
02:05:22.000 Yeah.
02:05:22.000 I think it's just, it's throwing a fish back into water.
02:05:24.000 I think that we belong out there, and I think that we've amputated ourselves from that, and so when we go back out into wild places, we're like, yes!
02:05:31.000 Yeah, despite our evolution and the...
02:05:34.000 Technological innovation, we're still biologically that same creature that coexists with nature.
02:05:43.000 Which is removed from the experience for the most part.
02:05:45.000 Yeah, which frustrates me.
02:05:47.000 I got shell-shocked, man.
02:05:49.000 I've been jumping in a river for showers for the last few months.
02:05:52.000 I had to take a shower in a cold, tiled room the other day.
02:05:55.000 I took a normal shower and I was shocked by it.
02:05:57.000 I was like, where are the stars?
02:05:59.000 Wow.
02:06:00.000 What a weird example.
02:06:01.000 How do you feel?
02:06:03.000 How long are you going to do this for?
02:06:04.000 Do you have like a grand plan?
02:06:06.000 Is this just your life now?
02:06:08.000 Well, no.
02:06:09.000 You can't keep doing this.
02:06:10.000 Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
02:06:12.000 First of all, when you start something like this, there's no plan.
02:06:17.000 You just start.
02:06:19.000 And actually, you know, I've heard...
02:06:21.000 Actually, I always thought of this thing and then I actually heard a clip of you saying it.
02:06:24.000 But it's like, you know, if you're going to go after something, it's like pretend it's a...
02:06:26.000 What would the character in the movie be doing?
02:06:29.000 Yeah.
02:06:29.000 You know, like if you're going after something and it's like in terms of being productive, in terms of just continuing to chase the thing.
02:06:35.000 And it's like when you start something like trying to stop the global march of destruction of wildlife, it's like you are going to fail.
02:06:47.000 The fact that we, in this tiny little place, are notching a wind, that is incredible.
02:06:51.000 But it takes an extreme toll, having so much uncertainty that I'm going to leave here and fly back down there and go running into the Amazon fires and just broadcast that to everybody because that's what gets people excited.
02:07:03.000 That's what gets people to understand what we're losing.
02:07:05.000 Because you have to show them the beauty and then show it being destroyed and be like, we can stop this.
02:07:10.000 And so my plan is I want to, in the next year, protect the rest of this river.
02:07:15.000 Now, how much do you have to worry about your own personal safety now?
02:07:18.000 Because what you're talking about with the gold miners and this, they know who you are and people know who you are now.
02:07:25.000 And the more you get this message out, the more you're going to become a problem for them.
02:07:30.000 The gold miners, yes.
02:07:32.000 But I stay away from the gold mining because I'll get whacked pretty quick over there.
02:07:36.000 The loggers, on the other hand, I just make friends, man.
02:07:40.000 These guys, last year there was a rainy night and we were all hanging out at the research station and some loggers showed up.
02:07:46.000 And they came in and we were like, hey.
02:07:48.000 And we had power.
02:07:50.000 We let them charge their phones.
02:07:51.000 We gave them some hot coffee and stuff.
02:07:53.000 And it was like, we made friends with them.
02:07:55.000 We had some drinks with them.
02:07:57.000 And now a few of them are working for me.
02:07:59.000 And it's like, dude, we just keep making friends.
02:08:01.000 And they protect us.
02:08:02.000 There's an understanding like they're just doing what they have to do to survive.
02:08:05.000 They're just doing what they have to do to survive.
02:08:06.000 The loggers, like the guys on the ground, they're not bad guys.
02:08:10.000 A lot of them are really good friends.
02:08:28.000 Make your living off the jungle, but then go buy a house in town.
02:08:32.000 It's like, well, that's a hard thing to...
02:08:35.000 Or you could just sell it all and go get an office job or something.
02:08:39.000 There's not a lot of great options for that.
02:08:41.000 They are in a tough position.
02:08:44.000 And that's the other thing that I'm in grand plan trying to look for.
02:08:48.000 It's a way of...
02:08:50.000 First of all, getting conservationists paid because I know incredible conservationists all over the world who are doing this work, protecting species, and no one's paying them to do it.
02:09:00.000 They're just out there doing the work.
02:09:04.000 And then allowing local people to find a way of being supported Yeah.
02:09:28.000 There is a solution to this.
02:09:30.000 And so finding that solution and exporting it.
02:09:32.000 So if we save this river, if we're successful in saving this river, the true change then will come in sort of applying that to somewhere else.
02:09:42.000 Well, then maybe there's a river in the Congo where that's going to happen.
02:09:44.000 We're going to lose all the beautiful, pristine...
02:09:49.000 We're good to go.
02:10:06.000 What do you think about polar bears?
02:10:07.000 I don't think anybody would be able to, you know, be like, I hate polar bears.
02:10:10.000 I want them to go extinct.
02:10:11.000 I don't think anybody's on, you know, not too many people are going to say that and say, look, we can save the ecosystems and all the beautiful things.
02:10:18.000 I mean, it's not that difficult.
02:10:20.000 All we're doing is asking people to not cut down trees.
02:10:23.000 And the exciting thing is that now we're actually having success with that.
02:10:27.000 And it's because people are helping us get the message out.
02:10:30.000 It's because people are, like, sharing it and taking action.
02:10:33.000 That's why I asked you about Slash, because he's been...
02:10:34.000 He actually reached out to Jungle Keepers, and he was like, dude, I want to protect the rain.
02:10:38.000 Oh, that's awesome.
02:10:39.000 Yeah, no, Slash is a badass.
02:10:39.000 Yeah, I got to see him play.
02:10:41.000 I was actually on stage.
02:10:43.000 It was insane.
02:10:44.000 I sat on the stage with my family and watched in Greece and Athens.
02:10:48.000 Three hour show.
02:10:50.000 Insane.
02:10:51.000 And it's hot out.
02:10:52.000 They're literally...
02:10:53.000 Slash was dripping sweat.
02:10:56.000 Like you're watching him play and sweat is flying off of his body and falling onto the ground.
02:11:01.000 I mean, it's hot as fuck out there.
02:11:03.000 It's an outdoor show.
02:11:04.000 Three hours.
02:11:05.000 60 years old.
02:11:06.000 Going hard for three hours.
02:11:08.000 I would love to see that.
02:11:08.000 It was incredible.
02:11:09.000 I would love to see that.
02:11:10.000 He loves snakes.
02:11:11.000 He loves snakes.
02:11:12.000 He's a huge, huge lover of animals in general.
02:11:15.000 The whole thing was insane.
02:11:16.000 I just randomly ran into Axl Rose.
02:11:21.000 Did he just, like, point at you?
02:11:22.000 No, no.
02:11:23.000 I was with my friend Brian Mororescu, who wrote the book The Immortality Key.
02:11:29.000 And it just happened to align perfectly where he was going to be in Greece when I was in Greece.
02:11:35.000 The Immortality Key is a book about the Illusinian mysteries and about how...
02:11:40.000 In ancient Greece, they had these ceremonies that they would do where they were taking psychedelics.
02:11:45.000 And it's been proven now because of the wine vessels.
02:11:49.000 They did a study of the wine vessels and they showed that they have ergot inside of them.
02:11:54.000 And ergot is a fungus that creates an LSD-like effect.
02:11:58.000 And so they know that they were mixing their wine with these potent psychedelics.
02:12:01.000 And having these ceremonies, these intense, sort of well-guarded and secretive ceremonies.
02:12:10.000 And he wrote this amazing book on it, and now it's started a field of study at Harvard.
02:12:14.000 It's incredible.
02:12:15.000 And there's been a lot of scholarship on it, and for the longest time, It was dismissed.
02:12:20.000 Like, in the 1970s, this guy wrote about it, and they...
02:12:24.000 I mean, it basically, like, wrote him off as an intellectual.
02:12:27.000 Like, it's preposterous.
02:12:28.000 But now, there's physical proof, and people are much more open to the idea of the ancients using psychedelics.
02:12:34.000 And so I just, by sheer luck, was in the same place with him at the same time.
02:12:40.000 Took me and my family on a tour of these ruins.
02:12:42.000 It was incredible.
02:12:43.000 So we're having dinner, and it's getting late.
02:12:46.000 In Greece, they stay up late, man.
02:12:48.000 They're eating late at night and drinking, and we're staying at this place that has a view of the Acropolis.
02:12:53.000 It's insane.
02:12:54.000 And my friend Brian comes back from the bathroom.
02:12:57.000 He's like, hey, Axel Rose is here.
02:12:59.000 And I'm like, that's crazy.
02:13:00.000 And we had to walk by him.
02:13:02.000 Because the way to leave, you're walking by his booth.
02:13:05.000 And so I was like, do I say hi?
02:13:07.000 I guess I have to say hi.
02:13:08.000 Like, I hope he knows who I am.
02:13:09.000 And then I said hi.
02:13:10.000 And not only did he know who I am, he knew some of my bits.
02:13:12.000 He was asking me about comedy.
02:13:14.000 And he asked me, do you want to come to see the show?
02:13:16.000 I'm like, fuck yeah.
02:13:17.000 So he invited us to the show.
02:13:18.000 It was insane.
02:13:19.000 That's incredible.
02:13:20.000 It was so cool.
02:13:20.000 And my youngest daughter is a huge Guns N' Roses fan.
02:13:23.000 So she freaked out.
02:13:24.000 Oh, that's awesome.
02:13:25.000 Yeah, my youngest daughter has an incredible taste of music.
02:13:27.000 She loves Nirvana and all this weird stuff.
02:13:31.000 Do you listen to Kiss?
02:13:33.000 That's cool.
02:13:33.000 I'm like, you're into Kiss?
02:13:34.000 This is incredible.
02:13:34.000 She's fucking 13. There's something so comforting about that, no?
02:13:38.000 Oh, it's amazing.
02:13:38.000 When a kid is like, I like the music.
02:13:40.000 She's got super eclectic, interesting taste in music, and she's always listening to new music.
02:13:45.000 That's one of the cool things about things like Spotify.
02:13:48.000 You get suggested other songs.
02:13:50.000 You listen to a Bad Company song, and all of a sudden they're suggesting a Pink Floyd song, and then you're listening to all this stuff that, as a 13-year-old with modern playlists, you probably wouldn't be Really introduced to.
02:14:03.000 And they know what songs you like.
02:14:05.000 They continue giving you...
02:14:07.000 Oh, it sounds like that.
02:14:08.000 I do go to radio.
02:14:10.000 I'll find a song I love and then I'll do go to radio.
02:14:13.000 I keep hearting songs.
02:14:16.000 I've discovered so much new music, so many new artists.
02:14:20.000 Yeah, that's really cool.
02:14:21.000 It's a really cool aspect of today.
02:14:24.000 So anyway, the show was incredible.
02:14:27.000 I didn't get to meet Slash.
02:14:28.000 I only got to meet Axl, but I met one of the other band members too.
02:14:31.000 Okay.
02:14:32.000 It was pretty dope.
02:14:33.000 Yeah.
02:14:33.000 Well, I'm going to take Slash to the jungle, and I want to hear him.
02:14:35.000 Wow.
02:14:36.000 Yeah.
02:14:36.000 He looks like he belongs there.
02:14:37.000 He's so sweaty.
02:14:39.000 If he saw him in Greece, man.
02:14:41.000 Covered in sweat.
02:14:42.000 Holy shit, is he talented.
02:14:43.000 I just want to see his fingers go.
02:14:46.000 Oh, it's incredible.
02:14:47.000 It's incredible.
02:14:47.000 I mean, he's one of the best, right?
02:14:49.000 Oh, he's one of the best ever.
02:14:50.000 Like, the band is so good.
02:14:51.000 It's like you forget how many hits they have.
02:14:53.000 And then it's like three hours in, you're like, oh, yes!
02:14:56.000 Patience!
02:14:56.000 Yeah.
02:14:57.000 Oh, my God.
02:14:58.000 You know?
02:14:58.000 Paradise City!
02:14:59.000 Oh, shit!
02:15:00.000 It was an amazing show.
02:15:02.000 It was an amazing show.
02:15:04.000 I've been a fan of them since, like, the fucking 80s.
02:15:07.000 I used to lift weights to them in Revere, Massachusetts in 1988, you know, and so here I am.
02:15:12.000 Those are rock gods, man.
02:15:14.000 Yeah.
02:15:14.000 I mean, what, you got the Stones, uh...
02:15:18.000 I saw them recently, too.
02:15:19.000 The Stones?
02:15:20.000 I saw the Stones about a year and a half ago here at the Circuit of the Americas.
02:15:24.000 They had this giant outdoor show.
02:15:26.000 Amazing!
02:15:27.000 You can't believe they're really there.
02:15:28.000 It's like when I'm watching on stage, I was like, is that really Mick Jagger?
02:15:33.000 He's right there?
02:15:34.000 Yeah, because it sounds like it's a historical thing.
02:15:36.000 It's like Ringo's still out there somewhere.
02:15:39.000 Well, no, that's like a few years ago, they were like, Chuck Berry died.
02:15:41.000 And I was like, Chuck Berry was alive?
02:15:43.000 Right, right, right.
02:15:43.000 I had no idea.
02:15:44.000 Yeah.
02:15:45.000 I remember that.
02:15:46.000 I was like, whoa, I thought Chuck Berry was...
02:15:48.000 Those guys are still doing it, too.
02:15:50.000 They're still doing it, yeah.
02:15:51.000 When I was a kid, like, there was no old rock stars.
02:15:55.000 Like Rockstar, it was such a recent, and so many of them died young.
02:15:59.000 You know, Hendrix and Morrison and Janis Joplin.
02:16:03.000 So many of them died young.
02:16:04.000 It was like a normal thing that they were just gonna die young.
02:16:09.000 Slash his Instagram page.
02:16:10.000 It's Mick Jagger's birthday today.
02:16:11.000 Oh, wow.
02:16:12.000 How old is he?
02:16:13.000 There we go.
02:16:13.000 Happy birthday, Mick Jagger.
02:16:15.000 He's as old as Biden.
02:16:17.000 Wow.
02:16:18.000 That's insane.
02:16:19.000 He's like doing backflips on stage.
02:16:20.000 Doing three-hour shows.
02:16:21.000 And he carries, he has two trailers filled with gym equipment.
02:16:26.000 He works out every day.
02:16:28.000 Really?
02:16:28.000 Mick Jagger works out every day.
02:16:30.000 He's famous for it.
02:16:32.000 Like he's got this rigorous routine that he does every day.
02:16:35.000 He does yoga, he does weights, he does all these different exercises.
02:16:39.000 He's like incredibly fit.
02:16:42.000 So, yeah, I mean, because you're always talking about how rigorously you have to work out.
02:16:47.000 You've got to get that out of you.
02:16:49.000 And I always feel like that.
02:16:50.000 If I'm not out in the field, there's something I have to leave on the mat.
02:16:53.000 I have to go sweat it out.
02:16:55.000 He says that, and then what's the guy's name?
02:16:58.000 Dick Van Dyke, right?
02:16:59.000 The guy from Mary Poppins.
02:17:00.000 When he was really old, I think he was on Letterman or Leno or something, and they were like, you should write a book.
02:17:04.000 You're so old, but you're so fit and everything else.
02:17:08.000 He goes, yeah, I could write a book.
02:17:09.000 He goes, but it would be one line.
02:17:11.000 Keep moving.
02:17:13.000 He's like, just keep moving.
02:17:14.000 He's like, don't get sedentary.
02:17:16.000 Yeah, don't get sedentary.
02:17:17.000 He's still alive, too.
02:17:19.000 Dick Van Dyke?
02:17:19.000 Yeah.
02:17:20.000 Yeah, he's still out there smiling.
02:17:22.000 I think he's got a young wife, too.
02:17:24.000 Woo!
02:17:24.000 Let's go, Dick.
02:17:25.000 He's working out or something.
02:17:27.000 Yeah.
02:17:27.000 Damn.
02:17:30.000 Look at him.
02:17:30.000 No!
02:17:32.000 Yeah, he's that wild old man.
02:17:34.000 I'm having that experience where I wish you didn't show me that.
02:17:36.000 Oh, yeah.
02:17:37.000 I had a different image of what he was going to look like.
02:17:41.000 Yeah.
02:17:41.000 He got old.
02:17:43.000 Yeah.
02:17:43.000 That's what happens.
02:17:44.000 Even if you keep moving, a certain point in time, time gets you.
02:17:48.000 I mean, he's amazing, yeah.
02:17:49.000 Yeah.
02:17:50.000 But you do have to do something.
02:17:53.000 Your body requires it, and if you don't, it will deteriorate on you and fall apart.
02:17:56.000 I think some people don't.
02:17:58.000 Some people seem to be happy to just coast from thing to thing to thing and You ever, like, meet somebody that just doesn't work out?
02:18:03.000 Oh, a lot of people.
02:18:05.000 I'm a comic.
02:18:06.000 I know a lot of comics.
02:18:07.000 Fat fucks.
02:18:08.000 They don't do shit.
02:18:10.000 Just look at some people.
02:18:11.000 I'm like, you're happy?
02:18:12.000 You're just going to go to sleep and you're going to wake up and there's no, like, charge into battle.
02:18:16.000 Like, put some, you know.
02:18:17.000 Yeah.
02:18:17.000 I just think it takes all different types of folks to make this world go.
02:18:21.000 Oh, it sure does.
02:18:22.000 And there's a lot of people that just operate on completely different energy, completely different needs, completely different interests.
02:18:29.000 Yeah.
02:18:29.000 No, I mean, if I don't get that, I feel like, you know, that's what me and a golden retriever have in common.
02:18:35.000 It's like, if you don't get that energy out, if you don't just...
02:18:37.000 Yeah, he has to work out.
02:18:39.000 Right?
02:18:40.000 Isn't he crazy if you don't work him out?
02:18:41.000 Yeah, he loves to chase the ball, and then he's cool.
02:18:44.000 We go swimming, and then he's cool.
02:18:46.000 He just needs, you know, he's an animal.
02:18:48.000 He needs stuff.
02:18:48.000 He needs activities.
02:18:50.000 I respect, I love, like, I love, you know, like a dog, you wake him up, you go, you want to jump in a freezing cold river?
02:18:55.000 And they're like, yes!
02:18:56.000 Hell yeah!
02:18:57.000 It's like, what?
02:18:58.000 They're like, yo, it's snowing outside at 3 in the morning.
02:19:00.000 They're like, yes!
02:19:01.000 And they go outside and they're rolling it.
02:19:02.000 And it's like, sometimes I try to be that.
02:19:06.000 So joyful.
02:19:07.000 So joyful and so impervious to like, I'll be warm later.
02:19:11.000 I'll be comfortable later.
02:19:13.000 I'll be less wet later.
02:19:14.000 They just charge into everything.
02:19:17.000 You never see a wolf be like, I don't want to.
02:19:20.000 They're just like, yeah, I'm going to do it.
02:19:21.000 Well, the connection that dogs have with people is so bizarre because it's so manufactured.
02:19:25.000 Yeah.
02:19:26.000 It's so strange that that dog, Marshall, in his ancestry was a wolf.
02:19:31.000 What did we do?
02:19:33.000 What did we do?
02:19:34.000 We made him so pretty and fluffy.
02:19:36.000 We took a wolf and turned it into the least intimidating, most loving No worries about it turning on you or anything.
02:19:46.000 No.
02:19:46.000 No challenges to you.
02:19:48.000 It's just all love.
02:19:49.000 I mean, I've been out and I've been camping with my Goldens and they get scared and come to me.
02:19:54.000 Yeah.
02:19:55.000 We've turned them into...
02:19:57.000 During Fourth of July, he was freaked out.
02:20:00.000 We were in the house and it wasn't even loud in our house, but Texas doesn't fuck around with fireworks.
02:20:07.000 They shoot off real fireworks in people's backyards.
02:20:09.000 So we were there and you hear, boom!
02:20:12.000 And it's not even that loud, but in the distance.
02:20:14.000 For him, he's like...
02:20:16.000 So we're watching TV on the couch.
02:20:20.000 He's hopping on me.
02:20:21.000 He's hopping on my wife.
02:20:22.000 He's hopping on my kids.
02:20:23.000 He's going back and forth.
02:20:25.000 Almost like he's letting us know.
02:20:27.000 Someone's shooting out there.
02:20:29.000 It's like some part of him was completely freaked out by it.
02:20:32.000 No, it's adorable.
02:20:33.000 I love how...
02:20:36.000 Just how harmless they are.
02:20:38.000 It's just wonderful to have such a...
02:20:39.000 You know, I've had shepherds.
02:20:40.000 I've been around other dogs.
02:20:42.000 I've been around wolf dogs.
02:20:43.000 And they're impressive and they have other qualities.
02:20:45.000 But there is something so wonderful to that just pure love.
02:20:48.000 Yeah.
02:20:48.000 They're just a pet.
02:20:50.000 Yeah.
02:20:50.000 They're just a pet.
02:20:52.000 Just a loving member of your family that is murderous to squirrels.
02:20:57.000 Murderous to squirrels.
02:20:58.000 And I severely believe that if somebody broke into my house...
02:21:02.000 All they have to do is pet them.
02:21:03.000 Yeah.
02:21:04.000 You know what I mean?
02:21:04.000 Like, they're not really gonna know.
02:21:05.000 I don't, you know.
02:21:06.000 I don't think they're, like, tuned into danger like a shepherd is.
02:21:09.000 No.
02:21:09.000 Or a pit bull is.
02:21:10.000 I mean, these are, you know, our family dogs, they've never experienced danger.
02:21:13.000 Right.
02:21:14.000 You know, you can go like this and they're like, what?
02:21:16.000 What's going on?
02:21:16.000 Yeah, what's going on?
02:21:17.000 You waving?
02:21:18.000 You gonna pet me?
02:21:19.000 Right, right, right.
02:21:19.000 They don't care.
02:21:20.000 Yeah.
02:21:21.000 I know.
02:21:22.000 It's an amazing thing, but it's also weird.
02:21:24.000 It's like, what a beautiful creation, but also so strange that we have subverted nature in some bizarre way that's turned this predator, this hunting pack predator, into Into this family creature that's like literally one of the family.
02:21:41.000 Like Marshall, he's one of my children.
02:21:44.000 The only time that gets too much for me is when you get down to like those little bulldogs that can't breathe.
02:21:50.000 Oh God.
02:21:51.000 Like where I feel like that's abusive breeding.
02:21:52.000 It's weird.
02:21:53.000 It's weird.
02:21:53.000 It's weird.
02:21:54.000 Like why'd you want that thing like that?
02:21:56.000 They're really cute.
02:21:57.000 You ever see that meme where they're like pug owners?
02:21:58.000 Isn't he so cute?
02:21:59.000 And then they're like the pug.
02:22:00.000 And it's like a picture of Steve Buscemi in that Adam Sandler movie with his eyeballs going different ways.
02:22:05.000 Yeah, they're fucking chihuahuas, too.
02:22:08.000 Some of them have their fucking tongues hanging out and their eyes are sideways.
02:22:11.000 Yeah, like, why'd you do that?
02:22:12.000 Yeah, what is that?
02:22:13.000 Why did you do that?
02:22:14.000 It's a weird breed.
02:22:15.000 It's so weird, but at the same time, I think it's great that we can have this incredibly loyal, like, I was just reading something that chimps don't take IQs from humans.
02:22:28.000 Like, dogs, you know, you look at your dog, you just look at the leash, you look at the door, and the dog's like, really?
02:22:35.000 They are so locked into us.
02:22:37.000 And, like, no other animal does that.
02:22:40.000 And, like, I've seen an elephant identify a pregnant person.
02:22:43.000 I saw an elephant walk up to a woman, touch her on the stomach, and then, like, call the other elephants and be like, yo, this one's pregnant.
02:22:49.000 And they all started, they knew shit that we don't know.
02:22:51.000 She was like, this is cool.
02:22:52.000 She has a baby.
02:22:53.000 And they were, like, more The elephant thing is so bizarre because they recognize each other after decades of being apart.
02:23:00.000 They're so smart that I think when I look at an elephant, I see a non-human being.
02:23:08.000 I don't look at it like there's animals and there's cockroaches and there's dogs and there's rhinos and cows and all that shit.
02:23:13.000 That's fine.
02:23:14.000 When I look at an elephant, I look at it and I'm like, they treat you like an animal.
02:23:21.000 But they shouldn't.
02:23:23.000 I've seen them do things that are so intelligent.
02:23:25.000 I've seen them be so compassionate that I think that we are just not smart enough to understand how smart that they are.
02:23:32.000 Just because they're not changing their environment and typing things and we just have a distorted idea of intelligence.
02:23:39.000 I think that, yeah, well, like you said, your intelligence is the ability to interact with your environment and survive in it.
02:23:45.000 And it's like they've gardened all of the habitat that they exist in.
02:23:50.000 Like when you watch an elephant twisting branches and creating that environment.
02:23:55.000 And they're going and grazing around on everything and moving that forest.
02:23:58.000 And there's mushrooms growing out of the piles of shit that they leave.
02:24:02.000 And it's just like there's so much elephant dung and there's so much complex structure.
02:24:07.000 And the thing is, as a human, usually what we do is we watch...
02:24:11.000 Either we watch elephants in the zoo, where you're looking at basically like a mentally deranged elephant that's been kept in a box its whole life, or you're in like a game drive vehicle and you drive up to elephants in the field and they're like, ah, shit, humans, and then they like walk off.
02:24:26.000 Very rarely do we get to see elephants alone in nature problem solving.
02:24:32.000 And so like, then you'll get these articles where scientists will be like, we gave elephants like a key and a lock and so many of them couldn't figure it out.
02:24:40.000 It's like, well, that's, you're giving elephants a human problem to solve.
02:24:42.000 You're not giving them an elephant problem to solve.
02:24:46.000 One time I had a jeep and it had a whole thing of bananas in it.
02:24:51.000 And I was working with this elephant.
02:24:53.000 He was a bandit.
02:24:54.000 He had been mugging banana guys.
02:24:57.000 There was a road that went through the jungle and this elephant was going out and he would stop them.
02:25:01.000 He would stop the truck and then the other elephants would come and they would mug the banana guy.
02:25:06.000 So by the time he got to where he was going...
02:25:07.000 He wouldn't have any bananas.
02:25:09.000 So the Indian Forest Department had to show up and they shackled this poor elephant.
02:25:12.000 His name was Dharma.
02:25:14.000 And they threw him in elephant jail.
02:25:15.000 I have a picture of elephant jail on there.
02:25:19.000 But one day he caught me with bananas and he came up to the Jeep and he was like, yo, bananas.
02:25:23.000 And of course I'm looking up at him.
02:25:25.000 I'm like, hey, I'm a good boy.
02:25:26.000 Good boy.
02:25:27.000 He pushed me to the side.
02:25:29.000 He was like, you don't call me good boy.
02:25:29.000 That's elephant jail.
02:25:33.000 But yeah, he took the Jeep and he shouldered it, put it up on two wheels, made dead-ass eye contact with me and he was like, you going to give me the bananas or not?
02:25:41.000 And I was like, just put the jeep.
02:25:44.000 Suddenly I was in an argument that I couldn't win with an elephant.
02:25:47.000 I was like, please put the car down.
02:25:50.000 He put the car down.
02:25:51.000 And then I was like, come on, come over this way.
02:25:53.000 Eventually I had to give him the bananas.
02:25:55.000 And he was threatening me.
02:25:57.000 He pushed it up just enough and stopped and looked at me.
02:26:01.000 Wow.
02:26:02.000 He was like, you want me to do this?
02:26:05.000 Because it seems like you like it when it's this side up.
02:26:07.000 I don't know, though.
02:26:09.000 And I was like...
02:26:10.000 It was actually terrifying in that moment because I was like, I can't overpower you.
02:26:15.000 I can't, like, threaten you with...
02:26:17.000 There's no way for me as a smart human to win this argument.
02:26:21.000 And he just looked at me.
02:26:23.000 And then he got his bananas.
02:26:24.000 And then the next day when he did it, my friend Nithi had a hack for it.
02:26:27.000 She was the one who was really in charge of this, but she would go and take a cup of water and throw it at his face.
02:26:31.000 He would slap him, you know.
02:26:33.000 He'd be like, I hate that!
02:26:34.000 And then he'd, like, get upset and walk away.
02:26:36.000 But they really...
02:26:39.000 It's surprising.
02:26:40.000 Jane Goodall changed humanity.
02:26:42.000 She discovered that animals use tools.
02:26:45.000 You watch elephants, they use tools all day long.
02:26:47.000 I've seen an elephant rip off a stick and use that to scratch.
02:26:51.000 That's a good spot.
02:26:53.000 They're just brilliant.
02:26:55.000 Have you seen those videos of elephants painting?
02:27:01.000 I'm skeptical already, but no.
02:27:03.000 What are they painting?
02:27:03.000 You've never seen it?
02:27:04.000 No.
02:27:04.000 They taught an elephant to paint an elephant.
02:27:06.000 And the elephant's literally painting a trunk.
02:27:09.000 Really?
02:27:10.000 Yeah, it's impressive.
02:27:11.000 I don't doubt it.
02:27:12.000 I just wonder what the incentive...
02:27:13.000 I mean, I guess like everything else.
02:27:14.000 Didn't they send us one?
02:27:16.000 They sent us a painting that one of the elephants had made.
02:27:19.000 A painting of an elephant by an elephant?
02:27:21.000 They make things.
02:27:22.000 I don't know how they're teaching them how to make these shapes.
02:27:26.000 I don't know if the elephant recognizes that it's making the image of an elephant, or if they've taught them to make specific shapes.
02:27:33.000 I don't know what they do, but this...
02:27:36.000 Here, we'll show you a video.
02:27:37.000 But these elephants take a paintbrush, they put it in their trunk, and they dip the paint and start working on canvas.
02:27:44.000 I mean, I don't doubt it.
02:27:45.000 Honestly, I wouldn't put much past an elephant.
02:27:48.000 And I mean, they...
02:27:49.000 Look at this.
02:27:50.000 So here's this elephant.
02:27:52.000 I'm going to give this elephant...
02:27:53.000 And this is all real video.
02:27:55.000 This is pre-AI shit, too.
02:27:58.000 So this elephant, he puts the paintbrush in the elephant's trunk, and the elephant walks up to the palette, to the canvas, and starts painting.
02:28:09.000 Starts painting his girlfriend.
02:28:10.000 Look at this.
02:28:12.000 I... Also, look at how dexterous that trunk is.
02:28:20.000 Look at the control that he has.
02:28:21.000 See, it's looking.
02:28:23.000 It's creating something that mimics what it is.
02:28:30.000 And so this guy has to dip the paint for it, gives it back to the elephant.
02:28:33.000 I wonder why he dips the paint for him.
02:28:36.000 Wow, look at that.
02:28:36.000 You can already see it.
02:28:37.000 It's going to be an elephant.
02:28:38.000 I don't think the elephant totally understands it needs more paint.
02:28:42.000 It knows when it gives it the brush, the paint's on it.
02:28:46.000 That's what makes me think.
02:28:47.000 Look at this, man.
02:28:47.000 Oh, look at that.
02:28:48.000 It even has the mouth.
02:28:50.000 Yeah, look at this.
02:28:51.000 That's a better elephant than most people could draw.
02:28:53.000 Yeah, better than most kids, for sure.
02:28:55.000 Look at this.
02:28:56.000 It's really incredible.
02:28:58.000 But somehow or another, it's not being guided, so it knows how to do this.
02:29:04.000 My gut says that there's something gimmicky about this.
02:29:08.000 I don't know.
02:29:09.000 You can train a lot of behaviors.
02:29:13.000 Right.
02:29:14.000 But how is it training it to make these shapes?
02:29:16.000 Which is so specific.
02:29:18.000 It's very specific.
02:29:19.000 It's literally drawing itself.
02:29:22.000 I would like an explanation.
02:29:24.000 Because it's really good.
02:29:26.000 Look how it makes it.
02:29:27.000 It does the legs.
02:29:28.000 The legs are proportionate.
02:29:29.000 The mouth is good.
02:29:30.000 The trunk is up.
02:29:31.000 It's like, oh god.
02:29:33.000 Did you cut that, Jamie?
02:29:36.000 I'm skipping ahead because it's a 15 minute video.
02:29:38.000 I was going to be like, I call bullshit.
02:29:40.000 Yeah, don't skip ahead.
02:29:41.000 Just let it play out.
02:29:42.000 Let's just take a look at how it's doing this.
02:29:45.000 So now it's doing flowers.
02:29:48.000 I read that they're trained to do this.
02:29:50.000 Of course.
02:29:51.000 Of course they're trained, but what is this thing seeing?
02:29:56.000 I mean, you have to train a child to paint, too.
02:29:59.000 Wait, but you know they use medicine.
02:30:01.000 They've documented elephants eating plants that induce labor that African tribes use, and then they found the elephant doing it.
02:30:08.000 There's published papers on this.
02:30:10.000 What?
02:30:11.000 Elephants use medicine.
02:30:12.000 What?
02:30:13.000 Yeah.
02:30:13.000 What kind of plants do they find induce labor?
02:30:17.000 I wish I remembered the name of it.
02:30:18.000 I was just looking this up because somebody told me and I didn't believe them.
02:30:21.000 But there's a plant that helps induce labor in some African tribes that they chew when mothers are like right on the cusp of giving birth.
02:30:28.000 And this one researcher found elephants eating a ton of this stuff and then having babies and then went back and studied it again and again.
02:30:35.000 Wow.
02:30:37.000 Elephants might be able to self-medicate to induce labor.
02:30:40.000 Wow.
02:30:41.000 Like, this world is wild.
02:30:46.000 God, that's so interesting.
02:30:49.000 So they know that the elephants have been trained, right?
02:30:52.000 Yeah, that's what I was going to get into sometimes.
02:30:54.000 So trained to make that specific image?
02:30:58.000 But still, try getting a dog to do that.
02:31:01.000 It's not going to be able to do that.
02:31:02.000 How smart is that damn thing?
02:31:04.000 I mean, that's the thing.
02:31:05.000 I think what I'm struggling to get out here is that you can train a dog to do very complex tasks, like a sheepdog, or like that guy who has like 400 different things and he goes, you know, get the ball, get the sponge, get the thing.
02:31:18.000 But like that to me is still a gimmick, whereas like the fact that they have...
02:31:23.000 Culture.
02:31:24.000 The fact that elephants have taught other elephants that you can chew on this when you need to have a baby.
02:31:28.000 They have shit that we're not realizing.
02:31:30.000 We just look at them and we're like, oh, they're giant grass-eating octopus face things with butterfly ears.
02:31:36.000 Cool, why not?
02:31:37.000 But it's like, if we spend that time or the fact that they do the low vibration communication where they can communicate through the earth, where they rumble, And they can send, like, you know, there's water over here.
02:31:47.000 Come.
02:31:48.000 And, like, we can't hear that.
02:31:49.000 What are they doing when they're doing that?
02:31:50.000 They're pounding on the ground?
02:31:51.000 Like, how are they?
02:31:52.000 No.
02:31:52.000 They're rumbling.
02:31:53.000 And they're sending through those.
02:31:54.000 So they're an elephant skeletal structure.
02:31:57.000 Like, it's like the foot is up.
02:31:59.000 And so the whole bottom of their foot.
02:32:00.000 I once had an elephant step on my foot.
02:32:01.000 And it doesn't hurt as much as you think because it's very soft under there.
02:32:05.000 And so they can actually, like, rumble and transmit information.
02:32:09.000 So they shake their body?
02:32:11.000 No.
02:32:11.000 It's inside of them.
02:32:16.000 And it transmits it through the ground.
02:32:18.000 Yeah.
02:32:18.000 And like vast distances too.
02:32:20.000 Miles and miles.
02:32:21.000 Wow.
02:32:22.000 Yes.
02:32:22.000 Oh my god, yes.
02:32:23.000 No, this is elephants can communicate in a way that we can't hear using the earth.
02:32:32.000 Is that the sound of it?
02:32:33.000 That's what it says.
02:32:35.000 I mean, there's obviously some other...
02:32:37.000 You can hear that low frequency rumble.
02:32:39.000 It's very low.
02:32:42.000 Wow.
02:32:43.000 It's like a whale.
02:32:44.000 Wow.
02:32:45.000 They're like Avatar creatures, right?
02:32:47.000 There's another one.
02:32:48.000 Look at how crazy they are.
02:32:53.000 Wow.
02:32:55.000 That's amazing.
02:32:57.000 And they're talking.
02:33:00.000 This is great.
02:33:01.000 We should always have this soundtrack on.
02:33:04.000 I love this.
02:33:05.000 Yeah, I should go to bed to this.
02:33:07.000 This is like a warm blanket.
02:33:08.000 This is wonderful.
02:33:09.000 You know how people sleep with the static sound?
02:33:12.000 Sleep to this.
02:33:14.000 Oh.
02:33:15.000 What dreams you would have.
02:33:16.000 Oh my god.
02:33:18.000 Don't lose this link.
02:33:20.000 I'm going to listen to that tonight.
02:33:21.000 That's amazing.
02:33:22.000 That's great.
02:33:23.000 I did not know they did that.
02:33:24.000 Yeah, but the fact that they're transmitting...
02:33:26.000 I actually don't know how complex it gets, but that they can be like, hey, there's water over here, guys.
02:33:32.000 Or that there's simple communications.
02:33:34.000 I know vervet monkeys have different calls for aerial predator versus lion versus whatever.
02:33:40.000 So they actually have a good type of...
02:33:42.000 You know, dialogue.
02:33:44.000 They can talk to a degree.
02:33:45.000 I've heard that monkeys even trick each other.
02:33:47.000 Like, when some monkeys are going after fruit, a monkey will make the sound of, like, an eagle.
02:33:53.000 And then the other monkeys will take off, and then they'll run and steal the fruit.
02:33:56.000 Why not?
02:33:57.000 Why not?
02:33:57.000 Why not?
02:33:58.000 Deception!
02:34:00.000 Deception in the monkey community.
02:34:01.000 Yeah, it's wild, man.
02:34:03.000 That sound thing is incredible.
02:34:05.000 That was really awesome.
02:34:06.000 I have this monkey video queued up you wanted to show a long time ago.
02:34:09.000 Oh, yeah.
02:34:10.000 Hell yeah.
02:34:11.000 We were talking about the things we eat in the jungle, and I was talking about the bamboo and the things and the other things, and I wanted to show you.
02:34:17.000 Let me just set this up for you.
02:34:18.000 This is one of my friends who used to be a logger.
02:34:21.000 This is one of the guys that's been at war with the Uncontacted Tribes.
02:34:23.000 This is his daughter, and she's six.
02:34:25.000 This was the other day, and I found her sitting there.
02:34:28.000 And I said, what is your favorite food?
02:34:30.000 And she went, this.
02:34:32.000 And then I just watched her rip into this thing and just...
02:34:36.000 Her favorite food is monkey?
02:34:38.000 Yeah.
02:34:41.000 Yeah.
02:34:42.000 In the beginning of the video, I'm like, what's your favorite food?
02:34:44.000 And she's like, monkey.
02:34:45.000 Oh, my God.
02:34:46.000 There's something so bizarre about watching a child eat a monkey head.
02:34:52.000 I mean, she's like really getting into that shit.
02:34:54.000 She's like in the tendons and the brain.
02:34:56.000 Oh, boy.
02:35:00.000 Did you try Monkey?
02:35:01.000 Yeah.
02:35:02.000 No, I helped her with that one because she couldn't...
02:35:05.000 What does monkey taste like?
02:35:09.000 I mean, that, not very good, because they just throw it on the fire.
02:35:13.000 But they like it.
02:35:14.000 If it's prepared, okay.
02:35:16.000 And again, I always get a barrage.
02:35:18.000 I get that thing where people, it's like, I've devoted my life to protecting the rainforest, and then people are like, how could you pick up that snake?
02:35:23.000 You were torturing it.
02:35:24.000 And it's like, you've got to deal with those people.
02:35:25.000 And it's like, yeah, we eat monkeys, guys, in the jungle.
02:35:29.000 When you're hanging out with local people, they eat monkeys.
02:35:30.000 And if you're at their house, you eat a monkey, too.
02:35:32.000 How often do they eat monkeys?
02:35:33.000 All the time.
02:35:35.000 All the time, man.
02:35:40.000 But no, somebody handed me a plate not that long ago.
02:35:43.000 We got to this community.
02:35:44.000 We actually went with Jungle Keepers.
02:35:46.000 We get to this community and they come out with macaw feathers and robes on and shit.
02:35:50.000 And they give us this bowl and they're like, welcome, eat.
02:35:54.000 And the bowl, we looked at it, we were all, like, side-eyeing each other, and we were like, oh, shit.
02:35:58.000 And it had a monkey hand, it had a piece of a taper, it had a piranha, and it had the foot of a yellow-footed tortoise, which looks like Bowser's foot from Super Mario.
02:36:08.000 Like, it was this big, scaly, gnarly thing with rice.
02:36:12.000 And they were like, welcome!
02:36:13.000 And then, like, you can't be like, ew!
02:36:16.000 You have to be like, thank you!
02:36:20.000 Whoa.
02:36:21.000 And you're like eating this bowl that's like new at the zoo.
02:36:25.000 It's like, guys, I really wanted to protect the animals.
02:36:30.000 What does the foot taste like?
02:36:31.000 The foot was the best thing in the bowl.
02:36:33.000 Really?
02:36:33.000 Yeah.
02:36:34.000 Because the monkey hand was like sinewy and disgusting and taper.
02:36:38.000 I feel too bad eating a taper.
02:36:39.000 I don't want to eat a taper.
02:36:41.000 That's it.
02:36:41.000 So I was actually able to use the foot, like those big scales, like there's claws at the end.
02:36:45.000 So you could actually kind of use it as like this giant spoon for the rice.
02:36:48.000 Mm-hmm.
02:36:49.000 And so we're all just like sitting there in this really, really remote community worrying about getting shot and just like playing with all the different animals in our bowl.
02:36:58.000 And like...
02:36:58.000 And you have to eat it all, right?
02:37:00.000 I mean, you got to eat it all.
02:37:01.000 Otherwise, you look like a stupid gringo if you don't.
02:37:04.000 Right.
02:37:04.000 You know, because all the local guys are like, dude, give me your foot.
02:37:06.000 Give me your foot.
02:37:07.000 Can I have the hand?
02:37:07.000 And they're like, do you want the balls?
02:37:08.000 And they're like, somebody give me taper balls.
02:37:10.000 And, like, everyone's fighting over everything.
02:37:12.000 And so, like, if you're like, no thank you, it's like, well, you're just not, you know.
02:37:16.000 I want them, I, my reputation down there, I'm like, I want to be seen.
02:37:20.000 Yeah.
02:37:21.000 In with them, respecting their way of life, their local customs.
02:37:24.000 How many monkeys do you think you've eaten?
02:37:27.000 I'll tell you when we're up there.
02:37:30.000 No, I've probably a handful of times had monkey.
02:37:33.000 The sickest I've ever been was for monkey as well, because they left it out all day.
02:37:36.000 They don't have refrigeration.
02:37:37.000 Oh, boy.
02:37:38.000 So somebody cooked me monkey, and then I ate it, and then I walked out back, and I was like, is that the other half of the monkey you just cooked me?
02:37:44.000 And they were like, yeah.
02:37:45.000 And it was covered in flies, and it had been out all day.
02:37:48.000 It was completely rancid.
02:37:50.000 So basically, I just ate roadkill.
02:37:52.000 Oh, boy.
02:37:53.000 And that was the sickest I've ever eaten.
02:37:55.000 Oh, this one got some controversy, man.
02:37:57.000 This poor little Daira's just trying to eat her dinner and everyone freaked out.
02:38:01.000 And what is she eating there?
02:38:02.000 It's a turtle.
02:38:03.000 A turtle?
02:38:04.000 Yeah.
02:38:05.000 And people are mad that she's eating a turtle?
02:38:07.000 Oh, the comments section on this are garbage fire.
02:38:09.000 So she was, I mean, literally, she was just eating dinner.
02:38:12.000 I was just taking a video of her.
02:38:14.000 But I mean, people were like, how could you let her do this?
02:38:16.000 And I was like, let her eat?
02:38:17.000 Yeah, Jesus, what are you talking about?
02:38:19.000 But she's adorable.
02:38:20.000 She's so tough.
02:38:21.000 She actually, I saw her, the last time I saw her, she was, she took an axe and she like broke open this log and she pulled out this grub that was bigger than my thumb.
02:38:31.000 And she was like, eat it.
02:38:32.000 And I was like, I don't want it.
02:38:33.000 And she was like, why not?
02:38:35.000 And I was like, you're six.
02:38:37.000 I was like, because I don't want grub right now.
02:38:38.000 And she just took it and bit the pincers on the face of it.
02:38:42.000 She like bit the pincers off.
02:38:43.000 She's like, what about now?
02:38:45.000 And I realized this kid was like, you afraid to eat a grub?
02:38:50.000 So then, of course, I ate like 10 grubs and I was like, there, okay?
02:38:53.000 But she's tough like that.
02:38:55.000 She grew up in the jungle.
02:38:56.000 Challenging you.
02:38:57.000 Yeah.
02:38:57.000 She senses that you're a little bit of an outsider.
02:38:59.000 Yeah.
02:39:00.000 She was just like, are you as comfortable with this as I am?
02:39:03.000 I was like, oh, I was not prepared for that.
02:39:06.000 She's like, let me put down what I'm doing and eat more grubs than you, kid.
02:39:10.000 What's a grub taste like?
02:39:13.000 Brainy grass.
02:39:14.000 It's mushy.
02:39:15.000 The worst thing about a grub is that if you don't cook them, or when you start to cook them, when the nematodes come out of them, when the parasites that are living in the grubs come out.
02:39:25.000 Nothing seems to happen, usually, I think.
02:39:28.000 Do you have to cook them?
02:39:29.000 You should cook them.
02:39:31.000 Was she cooking them?
02:39:32.000 Nope.
02:39:32.000 No, she was eating them like popcorn.
02:39:34.000 I couldn't keep mine.
02:39:36.000 All these videos of her just eat it.
02:39:37.000 They're hysterical.
02:39:39.000 And then they had a baby.
02:39:40.000 He's got a baby.
02:39:41.000 He was like an infant.
02:39:42.000 And the mom is popping them in the baby.
02:39:45.000 Little tiny soft ones without the pincers.
02:39:47.000 But she was popping them in.
02:39:48.000 And the whole family, it was like you got popcorn at the movie theater.
02:39:52.000 It's like we couldn't...
02:39:53.000 You couldn't fight over it fast enough.
02:39:55.000 Everybody wanted to grow up.
02:39:56.000 And then she just picked the biggest, gnarliest motherfucker with the gnarliest fangs.
02:40:00.000 And she was like, put this in your mouth.
02:40:02.000 Are they nutritious?
02:40:03.000 They're very nutritious.
02:40:04.000 Really?
02:40:05.000 Oh, they're amazing, yeah.
02:40:06.000 No, and if you cook them, they are delicious.
02:40:07.000 Really?
02:40:08.000 Yeah.
02:40:09.000 They're sweet?
02:40:10.000 No, they call them suri.
02:40:12.000 Oh, suri.
02:40:13.000 They'll stick a bunch of them on a stick and then fry them and stuff.
02:40:16.000 And what does it taste like when you fry them?
02:40:17.000 When you fry them, it's crunchy.
02:40:19.000 It's good.
02:40:20.000 Like that, I guarantee if you blindfolded somebody and fed them fried grubs, they would be totally stoked about it.
02:40:26.000 Really?
02:40:26.000 Yeah.
02:40:27.000 Oh, yeah.
02:40:27.000 No, they're delicious.
02:40:29.000 Shout out to Roy Raquel for making the best fried grubs.
02:40:34.000 Yeah, no.
02:40:35.000 So that could be like a menu item.
02:40:37.000 Yeah, no.
02:40:38.000 Like you go to Peru and like...
02:40:39.000 Oh, they're still alive.
02:40:41.000 Cooking them alive on the skewers.
02:40:43.000 Yeah, but like I've seen...
02:40:45.000 Like the way people give like a baby a lollipop or something.
02:40:48.000 So this is like a market where they're just cooking them on the market.
02:40:51.000 Yeah.
02:40:51.000 These guys seem to be enjoying them.
02:40:53.000 They do look kind of tasty.
02:40:54.000 Yeah.
02:40:56.000 Wow.
02:40:56.000 Let's eat grubs.
02:40:58.000 Dude, you have a fascinating life.
02:41:00.000 I have a weird life.
02:41:01.000 It's pretty weird, but it's pretty fucking cool.
02:41:04.000 Yeah, well, dude, I've been waiting so long to say thank you face-to-face, and I mean it.
02:41:09.000 Oh, my pleasure.
02:41:09.000 Thank you.
02:41:10.000 It really, really altered how things went.
02:41:13.000 I appreciate you.
02:41:15.000 Altering the entire course of everything and making it possible to protect all those heartbeats.
02:41:19.000 It's a crazy place.
02:41:20.000 You should come see it sometime.
02:41:21.000 It's my pleasure and I thank you for what you're doing and I thank you for coming here and I hope more people understand and more people get involved now because of this conversation.
02:41:32.000 I think they will.
02:41:33.000 Yeah, let's save an entire river.
02:41:35.000 That insane carnival of life.
02:41:39.000 Let's protect that entire thing.
02:41:40.000 Listen, I think we could do this kind of show a bunch of times, too.
02:41:43.000 So, like, anytime new things are coming on and new things are happening or anything you want to talk about, let's do it.
02:41:48.000 All right, man.
02:41:49.000 As soon as I get some weird new parasites.
02:41:51.000 I was actually thinking of trying to keep the bot fly.
02:41:54.000 I was like, we're going to take it out on here.
02:41:56.000 No, no.
02:41:57.000 It's no need.
02:41:58.000 A video is good enough.
02:41:59.000 I'm positive.
02:42:00.000 I guess you want to eat it afterwards.
02:42:01.000 Jesus.
02:42:02.000 Show me how tough you are.
02:42:03.000 Yikes.
02:42:03.000 Do they eat bot flies?
02:42:04.000 No.
02:42:05.000 They cook them?
02:42:05.000 No, no, no.
02:42:07.000 No, that's taking it too far.
02:42:09.000 They cook tarantulas.
02:42:10.000 I know that, right?
02:42:11.000 Tarantulas apparently taste like crab.
02:42:13.000 I've never actually had one.
02:42:14.000 I mean, I've eaten pretty much everything, but I've never had a tarantula.
02:42:17.000 Apparently, David Good's people, the Yanomami, they do that.
02:42:20.000 They cook up some nice tarantulas.
02:42:22.000 Well, listen, man, thank you so much for being here, and thank you for everything that you're doing.
02:42:26.000 It's courageous, it's amazing, it's inspiring, it's really interesting.
02:42:31.000 And your book, which is available right now.
02:42:34.000 Mother God.
02:42:34.000 Yeah.
02:42:35.000 I'm listening to it on audio right now.
02:42:37.000 It's incredible.
02:42:38.000 So thank you.
02:42:39.000 Thanks for being here, man.
02:42:40.000 Let's do it again.
02:42:41.000 Thank you so much.
02:42:41.000 My pleasure.