The Joe Rogan Experience - July 28, 2023


Joe Rogan Experience #2014 - Jim Gaffigan


Episode Stats

Length

2 hours and 51 minutes

Words per Minute

163.92397

Word Count

28,031

Sentence Count

2,736

Misogynist Sentences

36

Hate Speech Sentences

23


Summary

In this episode, we talk about how to deal with the sun, how to stay healthy, and how to live past your 40 s. We also talk about water and how it affects your cancer risk, and why we should all be drinking more of it. Joe Rogan is a standup comedian, podcaster, writer, and podcaster. He's been in the business for a long time, and is one of the funniest people I know. He also happens to be a good friend of mine, and I think he's a great guy, so I thought it'd be fun to have him on the show to talk about some of the weird things he's been up to, including some of his favorite movies and TV shows, and what he's up to these days. We also get into a lot of other stuff, too, like his new podcast, Joe Rogans Experience, which is a podcast where he talks about all sorts of things, including his new book, which you should definitely check out! If you haven't checked it out yet, you should do so. It's a good one, it's worth the time and effort it takes to listen to this episode. Joe is a great dude and I hope you enjoy it! Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Music by Nordgroove. Artwork by Jeff Kaale. Thank you to my good friend, John Rocha and our sponsor, Scentless Coffee Roasters, for making great coffee and making great tasting coffee, and making good tasting coffee and fresh tasting coffee. Thanks to everyone who sent us some amazing coffee and good coffee and great coffee, thank you so much for making this coffee, we really appreciate the coffee and it's making you feel good! We really appreciate it, thanks so much, thanks you're making us feel good, we appreciate you, we're grateful you're listening to us, we can't do it, we love you, thanks, we'll keep coming back for it, and we'll send you back again, bye, bye! xoxo, bye. -Joe Rogan and good vibes, bye -Maggie and good morning, bye bye! -JOE & Christina Paz, -PJ & KEVIN -JACOB & KAREN Sarah & KELLY


Transcript

00:00:01.000 Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out!
00:00:04.000 The Joe Rogan Experience.
00:00:06.000 Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day!
00:00:12.000 Yeah, I know, I just saw that clip of Jordan.
00:00:15.000 I don't miss it either.
00:00:18.000 Yeah, he's got weird autoimmune issues.
00:00:22.000 So for him, there was like an elimination diet, and he found out there was just a bunch of things that his body was reacting to in a very negative way, and one of them apparently was vegetables.
00:00:31.000 A lot of it is like just complex carbohydrates.
00:00:34.000 You know, a lot of it is bread and pasta and stuff like that.
00:00:36.000 A lot of people get really inflamed eating that, and it causes a host of issues.
00:00:41.000 Isn't that crazy?
00:00:42.000 I mean, it's...
00:00:43.000 Well, eventually, isn't there, you know, like, even the problem with chemo, you know, I'm a guy who tells diarrhea jokes, so I know a lot about this.
00:00:53.000 Isn't the expectation that if they could kind of concierge your cancer treatment to your specific type of cancer for your type of body or your type of cells,
00:01:10.000 that that's why people are going to be able to live to 100?
00:01:13.000 Rich people are going to be able to live to 100?
00:01:15.000 I think there's definitely a lot of research that's done in that way, but I also think that there's so many factors when it comes to cancer.
00:01:26.000 There's environmental factors, there's lifestyle factors, like what you're eating, like how much stress you're under.
00:01:33.000 There's a lot of genetic issues.
00:01:35.000 There's a lot going on when it comes to cancer.
00:01:37.000 Yeah.
00:01:38.000 I mean, there is like, I mean, you just hear about, you know, people from the Philippines, like an entire family, everyone died of cancer at 40. And you're like, eh.
00:01:50.000 Yeah.
00:01:50.000 What's going on there?
00:01:52.000 Yeah.
00:01:53.000 You know?
00:01:53.000 Unfortunately, some of it is genetic.
00:01:56.000 Some people just have a shit roll of the dice.
00:01:58.000 Genetically.
00:01:59.000 Are you saying that because I have all recessive genes?
00:02:04.000 Do you?
00:02:04.000 I mean, I am literally...
00:02:06.000 I'm like, everything's recessive.
00:02:09.000 I literally went into the dermatologist and he's like, you know what, we're just gonna...
00:02:14.000 I don't know if you ever get the cancer stuff, the basal cells.
00:02:18.000 He's like, we should probably just chop off your arms.
00:02:21.000 Because they're just all basal cells.
00:02:24.000 So it's like, I am...
00:02:26.000 You know, all recessive genes.
00:02:30.000 Blonde hair, blue eyes, pale skin.
00:02:32.000 How did really white people deal with the sun back in the day before sunscreen?
00:02:36.000 Well, I think some of it is, you know, if they're in Northern Ireland or Scotland, I think it's all right.
00:02:48.000 Yeah.
00:02:48.000 And they're also not living past 40, right?
00:02:52.000 Yeah.
00:02:53.000 Right?
00:02:54.000 I mean, they're kind of...
00:02:55.000 Yeah.
00:02:55.000 They're like, look at this thing called alcohol.
00:02:58.000 And then they're like, let's do this for the rest of the time we're on Earth.
00:03:03.000 Well, back then, like in the early, early days, they drank it because a lot of water was tainted.
00:03:10.000 Right.
00:03:10.000 Oh, yeah.
00:03:11.000 During Jesus' time...
00:03:12.000 Everyone drank wine and beer.
00:03:14.000 Yeah, that's why the apostles fell asleep, is because they weren't drinking water.
00:03:20.000 It was cheaper to drink wine.
00:03:23.000 And it was more of a party atmosphere.
00:03:25.000 And probably better for you than getting horrible toxins in your water.
00:03:31.000 Viruses and bacteria and whatever the fuck is in still water that's sitting around for a while.
00:03:36.000 Yeah.
00:03:38.000 Is there any difference between any of these waters?
00:03:43.000 Because there's, oh, this water.
00:03:45.000 I mean, I like Fiji water.
00:03:46.000 Hopefully they'll send me a case now.
00:03:48.000 It's supposed to be pretty good.
00:03:49.000 But is there...
00:03:51.000 And that's got to be very good for the environment to have water shipped from an island in the North Atlantic.
00:03:58.000 Sure, as long as they're using fossil fuels to get it here.
00:04:02.000 I mean, there's water 10 feet from me, but I'd like to get mine from this Nordic country that's really far away.
00:04:11.000 No, but is there any difference between these waters?
00:04:14.000 Yeah.
00:04:14.000 Except for the Poland Springs.
00:04:16.000 There's a guy that Tom Segura and Christina Pazitzki have had on their show.
00:04:20.000 What's his name?
00:04:21.000 Martin Rintz?
00:04:23.000 I forget what his name is.
00:04:24.000 He's an actual water connoisseur, like a water expert.
00:04:28.000 Oh, wow.
00:04:28.000 And he rates the different mineral content in waters.
00:04:33.000 So he's like a sommelier for water.
00:04:35.000 Yeah, a sommelier of water.
00:04:37.000 Oh, that's so interesting.
00:04:38.000 What is his name?
00:04:38.000 Martin Rees.
00:04:39.000 Martin Rees, yeah.
00:04:41.000 Interesting guy.
00:04:42.000 And he talks to them about water.
00:04:45.000 He brought a bunch of different kinds of water and tells them what's good and what's bad.
00:04:49.000 You really ideally want water in a glass bottle.
00:04:52.000 You don't really want it in plastic.
00:04:54.000 There's a lot of issues with plastic, with leaching.
00:04:58.000 You don't know what's happening between the time it gets bottled and how it gets shipped to you.
00:05:02.000 It could be sitting in the sun.
00:05:04.000 It could be sitting in a hot warehouse and plastic bottles leach these chemicals into the water, which are endocrine disruptors.
00:05:12.000 Not good.
00:05:13.000 Yeah.
00:05:13.000 No, that's scary.
00:05:15.000 Even water.
00:05:16.000 Even water.
00:05:17.000 Well, I remember I watched this thing about, I don't know, all the plastic that's in the ocean and then the fish eat the plastic.
00:05:29.000 And I just was like, I'm so relieved I don't like fish.
00:05:33.000 Yeah.
00:05:34.000 Because you're always like, oh, fish is so good for you.
00:05:37.000 And I'm like, well, now I'm going to stick to burgers.
00:05:40.000 There's mercury, too.
00:05:41.000 Mercury is a big one.
00:05:42.000 There's a lot of plastics in there that some of these fish, they can't mate or whatever.
00:05:53.000 I don't know.
00:05:54.000 I know I sound scientific.
00:05:57.000 You're so specific.
00:05:58.000 Did you do a lot of research?
00:05:59.000 They can't do things?
00:06:01.000 They can't mate or something?
00:06:02.000 They can't mate?
00:06:04.000 They're not interested?
00:06:05.000 They're not interested.
00:06:06.000 Yeah, not good.
00:06:08.000 And a lot of people think that when you recycle plastic bottles that they get recycled, but they don't.
00:06:14.000 I think it's something around the neighborhood of 90% of all plastic single-use bottles get put into landfills.
00:06:22.000 Or they get shipped to other countries, and other countries wind up polluting with them.
00:06:28.000 Yeah.
00:06:29.000 Yeah.
00:06:29.000 So what's the solution?
00:06:32.000 Well, really, there are biodegradable plastics, and biodegradable plastics that are made out of hemp fiber.
00:06:38.000 That's a real thing.
00:06:40.000 They can make plastic made out of things other than petrochemical products.
00:06:46.000 Yeah, but isn't it a little bit like the fake sugar?
00:06:50.000 I had a joke about it.
00:06:52.000 When we were growing up, there was saccharin, and they're like, oh no, it causes cancer.
00:06:57.000 And they're like, oh, here's a new fake sugar.
00:06:58.000 And then two years later, that one causes cancer.
00:07:01.000 It's like everything causes cancer.
00:07:03.000 They're just coming out now about aspartame.
00:07:05.000 They're talking about aspartame, which everyone's been saying, that's the one that's okay.
00:07:09.000 I'm like, no, that's not good for you either.
00:07:12.000 It's just sugar is the great Satan, right?
00:07:16.000 Yeah.
00:07:16.000 Yeah, it's just not good in the form that we have it, mostly.
00:07:22.000 You know, mostly it's added sugar to things.
00:07:25.000 And sugar from fruit is fine, because it comes in a digestible way.
00:07:30.000 It's connected to fiber, it's connected to the material of the fruit.
00:07:34.000 It's good for you.
00:07:35.000 It's actually, it's okay.
00:07:37.000 I mean, it has sugar, but the way your body digests it, it processes the fiber, it's a slower release.
00:07:43.000 What's really bad is drinking sugar.
00:07:45.000 When you're drinking Coca-Cola, that is alien to your body.
00:07:50.000 Your body is like, how is this here?
00:07:53.000 There's nothing in nature that gives you sugar in that form.
00:07:57.000 Did you ever see that video of the evolution of the...
00:07:59.000 Because Coca-Cola in the 20s or 30s used to be something that...
00:08:05.000 You would go down to the soda shop and you would get a tiny bottle of Coke and you'd kind of have a tiny...
00:08:12.000 And then just the size is growing over decades.
00:08:17.000 It's just your thing.
00:08:18.000 Yeah!
00:08:18.000 And then the 7-Eleven slushie is just bananas.
00:08:24.000 You're mainlining sugar just right into your blood.
00:08:27.000 Alright, so I think that everyone understands that, like, sodas...
00:08:33.000 Because I want you to get sued by the Coca-Cola company and the Pepsi company.
00:08:39.000 But that is something that is obviously...
00:08:45.000 But I think most...
00:08:47.000 Even people that do drink Diet Cokes are like, I know this is bad.
00:08:52.000 You know what I mean?
00:08:53.000 But I do think that we as a society have embraced the fact that social media is one of the worst things that has happened to human beings ever.
00:09:10.000 Ever.
00:09:11.000 For sure, for health.
00:09:12.000 For, like, mental health?
00:09:14.000 Mental health.
00:09:14.000 Yeah, for sure.
00:09:15.000 It's terrible.
00:09:16.000 There's documentation.
00:09:18.000 There's a great book called the...
00:09:20.000 What is it?
00:09:22.000 The American Mind, the Jonathan Haidt book.
00:09:25.000 What is it called?
00:09:29.000 Coddling of the American Mind.
00:09:30.000 And it documents the self-harm and suicide rates of young kids, particularly girls.
00:09:40.000 It's real bad.
00:09:41.000 It's a lot of online bullying between each other, like hate and vitriol, and just the comparing themselves to other people unfavorably.
00:09:51.000 And now with filters, and you're essentially comparing yourself to fiction.
00:09:57.000 It's interesting when you consider for generation upon generation, people would look at their parents and their parents would say, you know, I had to walk five miles to school.
00:10:07.000 I had to walk uphill both ways and all that.
00:10:11.000 And I look at my teenagers and I'm like, oh, they have it harder.
00:10:15.000 They definitely have it harder.
00:10:17.000 Like, you know, like...
00:10:18.000 In high school, dealing with, you know, you were compared to people in your high school.
00:10:24.000 Now these kids are compared to everyone on the internet.
00:10:27.000 It's like the, just the, you know, the, the acts, you know, like the, you know, like we used to, when we were kids, you're like, hey, Tommy's dad who's divorced has a Playboy.
00:10:41.000 We're going to go over there and we're going to look at it in a field.
00:10:44.000 Like we did that when we were like 13. Yep.
00:10:48.000 And now it's like the porn is thrown at you.
00:10:51.000 And so, like, I look at, you know, I think kids got it much harder.
00:10:57.000 They definitely have it much harder psychologically.
00:11:00.000 Yeah, no doubt.
00:11:01.000 And just the online bullying and the way they tweet to each other and leave Instagram messages and Snapchats, it's just, it's evil.
00:11:14.000 And they do it to each other on a daily basis and it's a normal thing for kids to just be real shitty to each other online.
00:11:21.000 And they don't have to see the reactions.
00:11:24.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:11:25.000 And it is strange, because among, you know, there is this kind of the banter of the, you know, the greatest form of affection you can give another comedian is to give them shit, right?
00:11:38.000 But that's also...
00:11:41.000 You also can get a temperature of how they're truly responding to it.
00:11:45.000 You know what I mean?
00:11:46.000 Yes.
00:11:46.000 You guys pick on Bert and everything, but if you got a sense that it was truly hurting his feelings, you would be more constructive about it.
00:11:55.000 Yes, for sure.
00:11:56.000 You know what I mean?
00:11:57.000 For a little bit, and then go right back to it.
00:11:58.000 Then you go back to it.
00:11:59.000 And then he would be like, excuse me, I have to go sit on my pile of Jimmy Buffett-like money.
00:12:07.000 LAUGHTER Because he is the- Margaritaville.
00:12:11.000 He's going to have the machine restaurants.
00:12:15.000 It's just inevitable.
00:12:16.000 Yeah, he has to have them.
00:12:18.000 They'll be in Florida.
00:12:19.000 Yeah.
00:12:19.000 Yeah.
00:12:20.000 But they will be, and there will be, it is, it's just inevitable.
00:12:25.000 The worst food for you.
00:12:27.000 Yeah.
00:12:27.000 For sure.
00:12:28.000 Yeah.
00:12:28.000 It'll be great.
00:12:29.000 And by the way, he's going to outlive everyone.
00:12:32.000 Yeah.
00:12:34.000 That's the great irony.
00:12:36.000 He's going to be crying at your funeral.
00:12:38.000 He's having so much fun, and yet he's so unhealthy.
00:12:42.000 But yet he's always laughing and having fun.
00:12:45.000 There's got to be a balance in there that's being achieved.
00:12:48.000 He's so unhealthy, but you see him snowboarding.
00:12:54.000 He's not like somebody...
00:12:56.000 Like, there is...
00:12:57.000 It's not ambulatory.
00:12:58.000 Yeah.
00:12:58.000 And, you know, like, when I think of how my dad used to drink, like, my dad would come home, he would have a vodka, and then at one point he would switch to scotch.
00:13:08.000 I thought that was normal.
00:13:09.000 I'm like, you know when your dad has two vodkas and then he switches...
00:13:13.000 But he would wake up the next morning and be fine.
00:13:16.000 And I kind of look at Bert the same way.
00:13:18.000 It's like he has a stamina.
00:13:22.000 I mean, some of it's for show, obviously.
00:13:24.000 But he has a stamina that is...
00:13:27.000 Unusual.
00:13:28.000 He really is the machine.
00:13:29.000 Yeah, he's got a very unusual tolerance for alcohol.
00:13:34.000 Yeah.
00:13:35.000 And he's accustomed to feeling like shit and recovering.
00:13:39.000 He does a lot of stuff like saunas and cold plunges and he gets IVs and he does a lot of stuff to try to mitigate the effects.
00:13:46.000 But yeah, he's going hard.
00:13:49.000 Yeah.
00:13:50.000 It's crazy.
00:13:52.000 I'm jealous.
00:13:53.000 I'm jealous.
00:13:55.000 Yeah, you know, I have like, yesterday was our anniversary and I had a glass of champagne with my wife and halfway through dinner I was starting to get the headache.
00:14:05.000 I'm like, what the hell's happening to me?
00:14:07.000 I just can't.
00:14:09.000 My body's like, whoa, whoa.
00:14:12.000 Yeah, when I take time off of drinking, like we do Sober October every year, and then I'll have a day when we go back, we get fucked up, and the next day I'm like, I'm not doing this anymore.
00:14:21.000 This is over.
00:14:23.000 And so how is your drinking change?
00:14:25.000 Like, all right, so on an average week, how often do, you know, like, because alcohol is different from, like, consuming, like, getting high in other ways.
00:14:35.000 Because alcohol seems kind of counter to the Joe Rogan lifestyle thing of, like, or are you sitting there going, oh, this special cumin-enlaced vodka has zero calories.
00:14:49.000 No.
00:14:52.000 So how often during the week do you get wasted?
00:14:55.000 Well, because I own a club, and because I'm in my club all the time, I very rarely drink drink.
00:15:03.000 I'll have a drink.
00:15:05.000 Before a show, like last night, I had a half of a drink.
00:15:09.000 Ron White was there and he had his tequila and he was pouring drinks for everybody.
00:15:12.000 So I had a sip of his tequila.
00:15:15.000 I had a little bit.
00:15:16.000 But when I smoke pot or anything else, it's just no big deal.
00:15:22.000 The next day I feel fine.
00:15:23.000 It's not wrecking me.
00:15:26.000 But you're inhaling, and now I sound like the Puritan, you're inhaling your lungs.
00:15:32.000 Yeah.
00:15:33.000 But you're doing it in a way where it's not damaging the lungs?
00:15:36.000 Well, it's probably not good for your lungs to just inhale burnt plant fiber.
00:15:44.000 It's probably not good.
00:15:45.000 But it doesn't show cancer on the levels that you see from people that are cigarette smokers.
00:15:51.000 You also don't smoke as much.
00:15:53.000 You take a couple of hits before a show.
00:15:56.000 It's not like you're sitting there with a pack of cigarettes and you're doing it every day.
00:16:00.000 Right, right.
00:16:00.000 It's different.
00:16:01.000 Right.
00:16:02.000 Or you're not living next to a chemical plant.
00:16:05.000 You know, environmental fact, you're like working in a chemical plant.
00:16:08.000 Like, people that have to work with chemicals, like, that's fucking horrible.
00:16:12.000 People paint cars and shit like that, like...
00:16:15.000 That's rough.
00:16:16.000 Do you ever look at the Europeans, the way that some of our foods have genetic modified things, and then the Europeans are like, no, we're not going to do that.
00:16:30.000 I'm like, are we doing it wrong?
00:16:32.000 We're definitely doing it wrong.
00:16:33.000 And so why isn't there...
00:16:36.000 This groundswell, I mean outside of the obvious thing of financial interests of major corporations corrupting our political system, but like why is there not kind of people saying this is insane?
00:16:52.000 Because of the financial issue.
00:16:55.000 It's 100% because of that.
00:16:56.000 Because they've co-opted the media and the media doesn't report on all these things.
00:17:01.000 You know, the media doesn't report on so many things that are bad for you, because it's bad for their interests.
00:17:07.000 Well, let me ask you this, and we'll be right back to the Jim Gaffigan show in a minute.
00:17:12.000 I'm here with Joseph Reagan?
00:17:15.000 Rogan.
00:17:16.000 No, let me ask you this.
00:17:17.000 So, alright, so, Sam Bankman-Fried.
00:17:19.000 Just got off of all charges.
00:17:23.000 That's totally not corrupt.
00:17:24.000 By the way, he deserves to be free.
00:17:27.000 You think he deserves to be free?
00:17:28.000 Yeah, go back to doing meth and hanging out with that little floozy in that house that you had with 40 other people and banging each other.
00:17:34.000 Occasionally, when he would be in court in a suit, I would be like, oh, that's so cute, he's got a suit on.
00:17:42.000 It's kind of like, you know, a boy at a bar mitzvah's confirmation.
00:17:46.000 It's just like, aw, look at him in his suit.
00:17:49.000 Like a real man.
00:17:50.000 But, alright, let me ask you this.
00:17:52.000 Feds drop campaign contributions charged against Sam Bankman-Fried.
00:17:55.000 But is that all his charges about everything?
00:17:58.000 Are there other charges that are still available, or is he a free man now?
00:18:01.000 I think they said he had to get a haircut, which is really weird.
00:18:05.000 Okay, federal prosecutors are dropping campaign finance violation charges against alleged crypto crook Sam Bankman-Fried over a legal snafu in his extradition from the Bahamas to the US. Still faces 12 other charges in the case.
00:18:20.000 Five more of those counts are still in question because they were added after he was extradited.
00:18:26.000 It seems to me like the fix is in.
00:18:28.000 Well, let me ask you this.
00:18:30.000 Any comedian would look at that and go, alright, so somebody in the Justice Department was like, he donated a lot to our people, let's make this go away.
00:18:42.000 But here's...
00:18:44.000 Here's a question I have.
00:18:46.000 So, there is that level of corruption, but do you look at that level of corruption and see it as equal to what Trump has been repeatedly busted as?
00:19:03.000 Do you see those as equal, or do you see like...
00:19:08.000 That as...
00:19:09.000 Because, you know, like, I wonder if...
00:19:11.000 Like, to me, it's like, you know, like, the indictments against Trump, I'm like, it's gonna keep going, right?
00:19:20.000 There's gonna be more things.
00:19:22.000 Whereas, like, this is...
00:19:25.000 Vague corruption.
00:19:26.000 I'm not justifying it, but like I feel like some people see this as totally equal.
00:19:32.000 You think both sides are equally bad.
00:19:36.000 You would have to go over the case, right?
00:19:38.000 Because the way it's been described to me and the way the CEO was looking at it, he was saying that this is fraud.
00:19:44.000 This is like straight-out fraud.
00:19:46.000 It's financial fraud and they were They were taking clients' money and using it in a way that they were not supposed to.
00:19:55.000 They were funneling it off to Almeida.
00:19:57.000 He was not being honest about his connections to that.
00:20:01.000 I don't know all the absolute specifics of the case, but the way it's been described to me is that there is not enough regulation in cryptocurrency and that these people are allowed to do some really shady shit and that these people took it to the Right.
00:20:38.000 Socially awkward, weirdos, all of a sudden they're super rich.
00:20:41.000 If they were doing it above ground, everything was cool, I would be celebrating them.
00:20:45.000 I'd be like, yay, look at these.
00:20:47.000 They won.
00:20:47.000 But a lot of people lost a lot of money.
00:20:51.000 And, you know, there was also, they were being exposed by competitors, by Binance, and then it turns out that Binance is fucked too, and they're up their ass with a microscope, and they might have...
00:21:05.000 All sorts of problems and fraud and all sorts of other things that are being lobbied against them or leveled against them.
00:21:13.000 I don't know.
00:21:13.000 It's a lot of complicated financial stuff that's outside of my realm of understanding.
00:21:20.000 Yeah, it is interesting because the basic premise—again, I know nothing about crypto—but isn't the basic premise of crypto is, like, there's no regulations?
00:21:32.000 This currency is outside of—it's not tied to the dollar.
00:21:41.000 There's an independence there.
00:21:44.000 So you can't compare that to Martha Stewart going to jail for insider trading.
00:21:49.000 Well, yeah.
00:21:51.000 I mean, the Martha Stewart thing is interesting because Congress does what she did all the time.
00:21:58.000 I mean, they get access to information.
00:22:00.000 Oh, yeah.
00:22:00.000 That happened during the pandemic.
00:22:02.000 Tons of times.
00:22:03.000 I mean, and it's not just a Democrat thing.
00:22:06.000 Everybody points to Nancy Pelosi.
00:22:09.000 It's like literally 100% black and white.
00:22:12.000 I mean, excuse me, red and blue.
00:22:14.000 It's like across the board.
00:22:15.000 They're all doing it.
00:22:16.000 And it's just something that I think everyone does that's there.
00:22:20.000 They understand bills that are going to be passed, and then they immediately start buying stocks.
00:22:26.000 And they've always done that.
00:22:27.000 And it's one of the reasons why they want to be congressmen in the first place.
00:22:31.000 It's one of the reasons why they go in with a certain income and leave millionaires.
00:22:39.000 Not just millionaires, like insanely rich, hundreds of millions of dollars for six-figure salaries.
00:22:45.000 Wow.
00:22:46.000 Yeah, look, Nancy Pelosi is a better stock trader than both Warren Buffett and George Soros.
00:22:53.000 Her husband is an investment guy, right?
00:22:56.000 Yeah.
00:22:56.000 Or he was an investment guy.
00:22:57.000 Well, he is when he works with her.
00:22:59.000 Right.
00:22:59.000 Like, she knows things.
00:23:00.000 He bets.
00:23:01.000 You know, he places the stock options and whee!
00:23:06.000 Right.
00:23:06.000 And then he gets hit in the head with a hammer.
00:23:19.000 And they sold their stocks and then they said everything's fine.
00:23:25.000 Right?
00:23:26.000 So it's like some of it is selling stocks.
00:23:28.000 It's not necessarily even buying.
00:23:29.000 Sure.
00:23:30.000 Yeah.
00:23:31.000 But yeah.
00:23:32.000 It's having information that would allow you to make not just an educated guess.
00:23:39.000 But you know what's going to happen.
00:23:41.000 You know what's going to happen and you know that because of these decisions that are being passed that these companies are going to become far more valuable because they've got certain deals and then you bet on that.
00:23:51.000 And that's what it is.
00:23:53.000 It's insider trading.
00:23:54.000 We all know it is.
00:23:55.000 Yeah.
00:23:56.000 It's, you know, there's the corruption, but it's also like that, because I have a 19-year-old daughter, and she's amazing, and she is not, like, if I brought up the idea of her pursuing a career based on financial security,
00:24:15.000 she would be offended.
00:24:16.000 And I say that with a little bit of a joke, because I also remember, like, comedians, people that go into comedy are not like, you know, we didn't know it was going to be this type of business.
00:24:28.000 We went into it because it was, you know, creatively fulfilling to get on stage and make strangers laugh.
00:24:37.000 But, like, there is something, at least for me, having five kids, it's like, I really didn't care about money.
00:24:45.000 You know, in my 30s, I remember my parents died and people were, you know, like, all my siblings came around and we were getting stuff and I was like, I'll take the immigration papers, you guys can have the rest.
00:24:56.000 And so, like, I was the youngest, but, like, the point I'm getting to, as you get older...
00:25:02.000 Once you get a taste for comfort, it's, you know, because I've tried to articulate to my children, you know, money is about freedom.
00:25:11.000 You know, it's like the freedom to, like, afford to go on a date, you know, the freedom of independence.
00:25:18.000 Like, I don't have to ask mom and dad for my help, for help.
00:25:22.000 And so, but there is, you know, the perspective that changes.
00:25:28.000 And I'm not saying all people, but, like, when you're 20...
00:25:32.000 All right, do I have enough money to get beer?
00:25:35.000 You know what I mean?
00:25:36.000 As opposed to like when you're 40, you're like, all right, I might need knee replacement surgery.
00:25:42.000 Do you know what I'm saying?
00:25:43.000 Yeah.
00:25:44.000 And like there is some, you know, comforts.
00:25:48.000 You like comforts.
00:25:49.000 Yeah.
00:25:49.000 You don't want to struggle.
00:25:51.000 Right.
00:25:51.000 And you don't want to be scared as to where your next paycheck's coming from.
00:25:54.000 Yeah.
00:25:55.000 I mean, I fly commercial, and I fly business class, and it's amazing.
00:26:04.000 And if I have a gig and they're like, I would have to fly and coach, I'm like, I don't know if I want to do it.
00:26:19.000 Do you know what I mean?
00:26:19.000 Like, I'm kind of a...
00:26:21.000 You know, it's like, is it worth being really uncomfortable for a bunch of hours?
00:26:26.000 Like, I have...
00:26:27.000 Like, I live in New York and I work at...
00:26:33.000 Wynn has...
00:26:34.000 Wynn's a great casino, right?
00:26:35.000 And they have this theater, and it's a great thing.
00:26:37.000 And so there used to be all these direct flights from New York that, I mean, there's tons, but there were some live flat things.
00:26:45.000 And they were like...
00:26:46.000 Live flat?
00:26:47.000 Yeah, so like where you, you know, it's like the seat turns into a bed.
00:26:51.000 Oh, live flat.
00:26:52.000 And so from New York, it's like a five-hour flight.
00:26:55.000 And so they essentially started getting rid of those things, and I'm like, I don't know if I want to perform in Vegas anymore.
00:27:03.000 It's like, I'm such a baby.
00:27:05.000 I'm like, LA? Yeah, there's Lifeline.
00:27:07.000 I'll do that.
00:27:08.000 Anyway, I'm just trying to impress everyone with my toughness, my mental grit.
00:27:15.000 A baby can't be uncomfortable for a couple hours.
00:27:19.000 You can definitely get used to comfort.
00:27:21.000 Yeah.
00:27:22.000 Yeah.
00:27:23.000 But it's probably not good for kids to grow up that comfortable.
00:27:28.000 No.
00:27:28.000 It's interesting.
00:27:29.000 You know, it's like we all...
00:27:31.000 Everyone that I know that's interesting had a pretty shitty childhood and rough and difficult and a lot of problems and...
00:27:41.000 But none of those people want that for their children.
00:27:44.000 Even though it made them the most interesting people that I know.
00:27:47.000 Because they got through some hard times and difficult childhoods and struggle.
00:27:53.000 And they developed discipline and character and the ability to overcome adversity.
00:27:59.000 I mean, parenting is terrifying.
00:28:02.000 It is.
00:28:03.000 It's terrifying.
00:28:05.000 It's a complicated world.
00:28:06.000 Because you know you're going to suck at it, but it's like, how much damage can you do?
00:28:11.000 Yeah.
00:28:11.000 Yeah.
00:28:12.000 And how much damage does the world do?
00:28:14.000 Yeah.
00:28:14.000 Yeah.
00:28:15.000 It's not just you.
00:28:16.000 It's like, what are your children getting exposed to at school?
00:28:18.000 What are your children getting exposed to on the streets?
00:28:20.000 Yeah, because when they reach a certain age where you can hear them actively not listening to you, and you're like, oh, I hope your peer group is communicating some of this stuff.
00:28:32.000 Because I've said it six times, and you're obviously not hearing it.
00:28:35.000 You know what I mean?
00:28:36.000 Yeah.
00:28:36.000 It's really...
00:28:37.000 And it's when you have young kids, you think, oh...
00:28:40.000 Because I think our society, we kind of portray...
00:28:44.000 You know, babies.
00:28:45.000 Oh, I couldn't sleep last night.
00:28:46.000 My baby was crying.
00:28:48.000 I had to change poopy diapers.
00:28:49.000 And that's the easy part.
00:28:52.000 That's the easy part.
00:28:53.000 Yeah, that's just lack of sleep.
00:28:55.000 Yeah.
00:28:56.000 But, like, when it's Saturday night and they're out, and you're like, what?
00:29:00.000 Where are they?
00:29:01.000 Right.
00:29:02.000 Going to parties.
00:29:03.000 It's terrifying.
00:29:04.000 Yeah.
00:29:04.000 And who knows what's happening at these parties.
00:29:06.000 Yeah.
00:29:07.000 And again, it's also...
00:29:08.000 I mean, there is, you know...
00:29:12.000 There has been, you know, again, going back to like these teenage kids, I would say like 13 to 19. I mean, you know, up, you know, some of them missed graduation from high school.
00:29:27.000 Some, you know, some of it was just a year.
00:29:29.000 Some people it was two years.
00:29:30.000 But it is...
00:29:33.000 social media it's like also you know you know the generation of our comedians you know we were I mean how many benefits did you do about legalizing pot decriminalizing pot let's get rid of all these rules and then so what happens in Manhattan is it's decriminalized right so like every bodega Is selling weed.
00:30:00.000 But since it's decriminalized, the police are like, we got enough on our hands.
00:30:06.000 And it's decriminalized.
00:30:08.000 I think it's legal in New York now.
00:30:10.000 But here's what happens.
00:30:12.000 Is that like...
00:30:13.000 My barber opens a weed shop.
00:30:15.000 Everyone has a weed shop.
00:30:17.000 But unlike LA, where it feels organized, in New York, it's a little bit of the Wild Wild West.
00:30:24.000 And so there's these two stores.
00:30:26.000 And again, there's no supervision.
00:30:28.000 So one store starts selling mushrooms, you know, kind of like discreetly.
00:30:34.000 Some of them starts...
00:30:35.000 We're good to go.
00:30:53.000 We're good to go.
00:31:21.000 There's so much shame about...
00:31:24.000 I mean, I have no idea.
00:31:26.000 I can't even contemplate what it would be like.
00:31:28.000 But it's not in the news.
00:31:30.000 It's not like where I grew up in Indiana.
00:31:33.000 It's like, oh, that town, there's meth there.
00:31:35.000 You know what I mean?
00:31:36.000 It's not like that.
00:31:37.000 It's like...
00:31:38.000 There's a cover-up.
00:31:39.000 Like, this kid was going to go to this great college, and he got stoned off of a vape pen that was laced with, you know, whatever that stuff that they get from China.
00:31:50.000 Fentanyl?
00:31:51.000 Yeah.
00:31:52.000 And he jumped off a building.
00:31:54.000 And the kid wasn't suicidal.
00:31:56.000 The kid wasn't a total fuck-up.
00:31:59.000 It was...
00:32:01.000 And so instead of that being in the news, the family's like, you know, it's brutal.
00:32:06.000 And again, it's very similar to, you know, just the mental health crisis.
00:32:13.000 It's a tsunami what these kids are facing.
00:32:15.000 Yeah, there's a lot going on.
00:32:16.000 The fentanyl thing is a giant issue.
00:32:18.000 It's killing 100,000 people every year in this country.
00:32:22.000 Fentanyl overdoses.
00:32:24.000 Young people.
00:32:25.000 And why is...
00:32:27.000 I mean...
00:32:29.000 You know, that's a lot of people.
00:32:31.000 That's a lot of people.
00:32:32.000 And is there...
00:32:35.000 Now, have you ever heard of how this is in response to the Opium Wars?
00:32:39.000 Did you ever hear about that?
00:32:41.000 That it's in response to the Opium Wars?
00:32:43.000 Yeah.
00:32:43.000 How so?
00:32:44.000 So, you know, I've performed in China a couple times.
00:32:47.000 Now I'm never going to be able to perform there after saying this.
00:32:50.000 But, like, essentially...
00:32:52.000 During the Opium Wars, it's like the British were trying to take over China, and they were trying to trade, and essentially nothing was working.
00:33:00.000 So what they essentially did is they got an entire generation of Chinese addicted to opium, and they destabilized, and then they could take it over.
00:33:11.000 And the British did a lot of nice things in India and all over the world, but...
00:33:19.000 This is like one of the things that, you know, among the expats that were performing stand-up in China would tell me about, is that like, oh yeah, this fentanyl is all kind of like revenge for that.
00:33:35.000 And that, so they make it, they sell it to the cartels of Mexico, and it's just going to get in.
00:33:44.000 But like, so what is the, because the question is, what is the motivation behind them doing this?
00:33:51.000 It's kind of like, you hold a grudge.
00:33:54.000 You know, it's like, you literally, you know, this great nation that has, you know, Thousands-year-more history than most Western countries was essentially the British came in and they drugged them.
00:34:10.000 And I can just see my comments right now.
00:34:13.000 You know nothing.
00:34:14.000 You know nothing.
00:34:15.000 You know nothing.
00:34:17.000 And by the way, I do know nothing.
00:34:18.000 But this is what...
00:34:21.000 It's an interesting explanation, right?
00:34:24.000 Well, the Opium War is a historical fact.
00:34:26.000 Yes.
00:34:26.000 Yeah, that's true.
00:34:27.000 But, like, that's the reasoning behind fentanyl being kind of sold to the cartels.
00:34:36.000 I think it probably has a factor.
00:34:38.000 And I think another factor is just financial interest.
00:34:41.000 It's just so cheap, right?
00:34:42.000 It's so cheap.
00:34:43.000 They make the precursors.
00:34:45.000 They bring them over to Mexico.
00:34:47.000 They sell them to the cartels.
00:34:49.000 And they produce fentanyl.
00:34:51.000 The United States has a massive appetite for illegal drugs and it's also part of the war on drugs because of the fact that it's illegal.
00:34:58.000 It's very difficult to get and you have to get it from criminals.
00:35:01.000 So it pumps up the criminals.
00:35:03.000 So the cartels make insane amounts of money and they have a business in bringing stuff across the border into America.
00:35:13.000 There's also a financial interest in the fact that fentanyl is very cheap and it's very potent.
00:35:18.000 So you don't need a lot of it.
00:35:19.000 And you can lace things with fentanyl.
00:35:22.000 So when people are buying like street Xanax or street MDMA, a lot of it is laced.
00:35:28.000 A lot of it is laced to provide additional effects.
00:35:32.000 So that it's effective, even though it's watered down and cut down like the cocaine.
00:35:36.000 You know, they cut it and they add fentanyl to it.
00:35:38.000 And a lot of people are dying from the fentanyl.
00:35:40.000 That's insane.
00:35:41.000 It's insane.
00:35:42.000 I mean...
00:35:43.000 And we lived through the crack era.
00:35:46.000 Yeah, which is nothing.
00:35:47.000 Where like, crack was like, crack is like, there's the devastating effects of it.
00:35:53.000 And so...
00:35:54.000 It's nothing compared to fentanyl.
00:35:56.000 And meth.
00:35:57.000 We lived through meth.
00:35:58.000 Yeah.
00:35:59.000 You know, meth's really got to pick up their game.
00:36:01.000 Well, Adderall took their fucking throne.
00:36:05.000 Now everyone's on Adderall.
00:36:07.000 You can get it from a doctor.
00:36:09.000 It's...
00:36:09.000 Oh, here, let me...
00:36:10.000 Here's something I wanted to ask.
00:36:12.000 So, like, energy...
00:36:13.000 And I could just ask Segura and Bert this, but are they on, like, testosterone?
00:36:22.000 Bert?
00:36:22.000 Yeah.
00:36:23.000 Yeah, definitely.
00:36:25.000 But, you know, like, how is that...
00:36:27.000 How can I get that?
00:36:29.000 You can.
00:36:30.000 You go to a doctor.
00:36:30.000 Yeah.
00:36:31.000 Do you want it?
00:36:33.000 Well, I don't know.
00:36:34.000 I'll get you hooked up.
00:36:35.000 I'm not going to murder my family, are you?
00:36:38.000 No.
00:36:39.000 No, no, no.
00:36:41.000 You didn't murder your family when you were 30, did you?
00:36:43.000 Then I don't want it.
00:36:46.000 No, but energy-wise, stamina...
00:36:50.000 I've never been an energetic person.
00:36:53.000 I know people are listening like, no.
00:36:55.000 Jim, you?
00:36:56.000 He's being humble.
00:36:57.000 But, yeah, so that would be...
00:37:00.000 You would have more energy, for sure.
00:37:01.000 I'd have more energy.
00:37:02.000 Sure.
00:37:02.000 Your immune system would work better.
00:37:04.000 Everything would work better.
00:37:05.000 So why isn't everyone just on it?
00:37:06.000 Well, a lot of people are.
00:37:08.000 There's a lot more people on testosterone replacement.
00:37:10.000 Besides Sylvester Stallone.
00:37:11.000 Who else is...
00:37:12.000 Robert Kennedy Jr. Oh, really?
00:37:14.000 Yeah, he's on it.
00:37:16.000 So, yeah, he does seem like he's...
00:37:18.000 He's really fit.
00:37:19.000 He's impressively fit.
00:37:20.000 He's 69?
00:37:21.000 Yeah.
00:37:22.000 Wow.
00:37:23.000 Yeah, he works out every day.
00:37:24.000 Goes to Gold's Gym in Venice.
00:37:25.000 Works out with jeans on.
00:37:28.000 Is that why he talks like this?
00:37:29.000 No.
00:37:30.000 He talks like that because of an illness.
00:37:32.000 Oh, yeah, so I shouldn't make light of it.
00:37:33.000 Yeah, look at him.
00:37:34.000 Yeah.
00:37:35.000 He's buff!
00:37:35.000 That's crazy.
00:37:37.000 He's, oh my god!
00:37:38.000 69 out there doing push-ups and shit with jeans on.
00:37:41.000 I don't know why the jeans on.
00:37:43.000 That seems calculated.
00:37:45.000 Seems like they would get in the way.
00:37:46.000 I think it's a you thing.
00:37:48.000 Yeah?
00:37:49.000 Wear the jeans?
00:37:49.000 I would never look at him and think he's 69. He's in great shape.
00:37:53.000 Right?
00:37:54.000 But he also takes very good care of himself.
00:37:56.000 Eats right.
00:37:57.000 How important is the plunge pool?
00:37:59.000 Or is that just a trend?
00:38:00.000 Is that Zumba for today?
00:38:03.000 No, it's real.
00:38:04.000 It has, without a doubt, it has great physiological and mental benefits.
00:38:10.000 I do it every day.
00:38:11.000 Wow.
00:38:12.000 It sucks.
00:38:13.000 Today was hard.
00:38:14.000 It was hard.
00:38:14.000 I was up late last night, hanging out at the club, got home, the alarm clock went off, I'm like, fuck.
00:38:21.000 And it's like in a room.
00:38:23.000 No, it's outside.
00:38:25.000 Which is nice because it's hot out, so at least I got some sun on my face while my body's freezing.
00:38:30.000 And it is just...
00:38:31.000 It's hard.
00:38:32.000 And how long are you in there?
00:38:34.000 Three minutes.
00:38:35.000 But you get out and you're like, this is amazing.
00:38:38.000 You get out and immediately you get this rush of endorphins, this rush of norepinephrine and dopamine, and it lasts for hours.
00:38:48.000 They say it's a 200% increase in dopamine that lasts for four to six hours.
00:38:53.000 And it's not just like your body saying, thank you for getting her out of there.
00:38:58.000 That probably has something to do with it.
00:39:00.000 It's cold shock proteins.
00:39:02.000 It's your body responding to this imminent threat of death.
00:39:05.000 So it produces these anti-inflammatory proteins.
00:39:08.000 Oh, wow.
00:39:08.000 It's really good for you.
00:39:10.000 And it's great for your endocrine system.
00:39:13.000 It increases your testosterone when you do that and then work out.
00:39:16.000 There's studies that show that.
00:39:18.000 But it's great for your mental health.
00:39:21.000 A lot of people that have anxiety and suffer from depression, they've gotten off meds because they've started doing daily cold plunges.
00:39:28.000 Yeah.
00:39:29.000 I would totally be open as long as it wasn't cold.
00:39:32.000 Yeah, it's a fucking struggle, man.
00:39:34.000 But it's only three minutes.
00:39:36.000 The thing is, it's like three minutes passes in normal time so easy.
00:39:40.000 When you're comfortable right now, like we can go through three minutes and it's nothing.
00:39:43.000 You just gotta just go through it.
00:39:45.000 Just go through the three minutes.
00:39:47.000 It's only three minutes.
00:39:48.000 It sucks.
00:39:49.000 But while it sucks, you just deal with it.
00:39:52.000 You just breathe and deal with it.
00:39:54.000 And then after three minutes you get out and immediately you feel amazing.
00:39:58.000 Like, Wow!
00:40:00.000 Like, if there was a drug that you could take that gives you the feeling that you get right out of the cold plunge, it would be insanely popular.
00:40:06.000 If there was like a mint that you could pop in your mouth that you get from the fucking gas station, everybody would be taking it.
00:40:11.000 You know, all these kids are on vape pens because they get a little lightheaded and get a little high.
00:40:15.000 You would take that pill, the post-cold plunge pill, every day.
00:40:20.000 You'd feel great.
00:40:21.000 It would be great for everybody.
00:40:22.000 But it's not a pill.
00:40:24.000 It's a fucking arduous, difficult routine.
00:40:27.000 It sucks.
00:40:29.000 But it's only three minutes.
00:40:30.000 It's not that big a deal.
00:40:31.000 Just get in there.
00:40:33.000 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
00:40:34.000 Say fuck, you know, 360 times.
00:40:37.000 Right.
00:40:38.000 Take a bunch of breaths.
00:40:40.000 And so, yeah.
00:40:42.000 Yeah.
00:40:43.000 But then you've got to get an ice maker.
00:40:45.000 Sauna is great for you, too.
00:40:47.000 Well, you don't have to get an ice maker.
00:40:48.000 You get one of these machines that just keeps it cold all the time.
00:40:51.000 Oh, wow.
00:40:51.000 Yeah, they have these cold plunge machines.
00:40:53.000 Like, we have one here.
00:40:54.000 It's called a Blue Cube.
00:40:55.000 We have one at home.
00:40:57.000 It's called a Morosco Forge.
00:40:59.000 And it's 34 degrees.
00:41:00.000 The water is just above freezing.
00:41:02.000 You get in there and you just fucking suffer for three minutes and you feel great.
00:41:07.000 All aches and pains and everything sort of feels better.
00:41:10.000 And so some of it is physical and some of it is, you know, the physical that leads to mental, you know, so you feel, you know, because I'm sure that I speak for you also.
00:41:22.000 It's like I feel mentally balanced after I do stand-up.
00:41:27.000 Like it's not just a high.
00:41:29.000 It's not a low.
00:41:30.000 It's like if I'm really high before I do a set, I'm kind of even keel if I'm kind of...
00:41:35.000 Exhausted.
00:41:36.000 It gives me a boost.
00:41:38.000 And so when I think about things that are for mental health, and for me it sounds kind of corny, but during the pandemic I started gardening, and it is amazing.
00:41:55.000 It sounds, and I know I'm You know, people are like, my grandma gardens.
00:42:01.000 But it is...
00:42:02.000 I mean, some of it is I wanted to be a farmer, you know, when I was in eighth grade.
00:42:06.000 But, like, farmers are happy.
00:42:09.000 Like, there's something about their...
00:42:11.000 about...
00:42:12.000 The meditative nature, there's also, you plant something and you come out and there's, sometimes there's a huge amount of peppers.
00:42:22.000 It's like Christmas morning and sometimes it's a disaster, but it's amazing.
00:42:28.000 It's a complicated task.
00:42:29.000 Yeah.
00:42:30.000 Interesting.
00:42:30.000 Yeah, it engages you.
00:42:32.000 And it's, and there is something about, because I see the, you know, that the happiest people are farmers and I'm like, That makes perfect sense.
00:42:42.000 Is that real?
00:42:43.000 I think so.
00:42:44.000 The happiest people are farmers?
00:42:44.000 I would imagine that providing people with food also feels good.
00:42:49.000 Being a provider and just the whole...
00:42:52.000 I think there's probably a genetic component to it.
00:42:54.000 There's a long history of human beings farming.
00:42:58.000 And so I think there's also built-in human reward systems based on certain behavior that you know leads to success and survival.
00:43:06.000 And I would imagine that farming is on that list.
00:43:09.000 Yeah, I think it's just amazing.
00:43:15.000 It's just cool anyway.
00:43:17.000 It is.
00:43:17.000 You plant some seeds, you see the sprouts grow up.
00:43:19.000 It's cool.
00:43:20.000 It's amazing.
00:43:22.000 And all the different plants and what you do to help the plant.
00:43:27.000 I mean, it's just insane.
00:43:29.000 And it's a great way to get food.
00:43:31.000 And it encourages you to eat healthier.
00:43:34.000 Because if you grow something, you're like, we're going to eat this celery.
00:43:37.000 And it's like, besides that time, I've never eaten celery.
00:43:42.000 Do you know what I mean?
00:43:43.000 It's also, you know, there's no pesticides on it.
00:43:45.000 There's no herbicides.
00:43:46.000 You're just getting organic vegetables.
00:43:49.000 And then it's like this math puzzle where you sit there and you go, all right, so you did the companion plants and, you know, this deters this pest.
00:43:57.000 And so all the answers are there.
00:44:01.000 It's like we just kind of – like I think even like celery as an example, like there's no reason why – You can grow your own celery.
00:44:12.000 You should never have to buy celery.
00:44:15.000 If you chop it off and come back, it'll grow back.
00:44:18.000 So the fact that we go and buy a huge thing of celery is so foreign to...
00:44:25.000 Our great grandparents.
00:44:27.000 Right.
00:44:27.000 You would never buy celery.
00:44:29.000 You could just easily grow it.
00:44:30.000 My grandparents in New Jersey, my grandfather had a big garden in his backyard.
00:44:35.000 Most of his backyard was fenced in and he was growing tomato plants and squash and zucchini and all these different things.
00:44:42.000 And my grandmother always made tomato sauce from the tomatoes from my grandfather's garden and it was amazing.
00:44:50.000 Yeah.
00:44:50.000 Just the tomatoes themselves, those New Jersey beefsteak tomatoes, they were all organic, and they were like a fruit.
00:44:56.000 It was so much different than the pale supermarket tomatoes that last for months on the shelf.
00:45:02.000 Those things are bastardized.
00:45:04.000 It's crazy.
00:45:05.000 Like heirloom tomatoes.
00:45:06.000 That's what a tomato's supposed to be like, those delicious, sweet, succulent tomatoes.
00:45:12.000 Yeah.
00:45:13.000 And you're like, this is actually good.
00:45:15.000 Yeah.
00:45:15.000 I could see eating.
00:45:17.000 It's like even kale.
00:45:18.000 You know, I have material on kale and I've grown kale and I'm like, all right, you know, this is better than the, you know, because of course the time I had kale 10 or 15 years ago, it was just bitter.
00:45:32.000 It was probably old kale, you know what I mean, that had bolted or whatever.
00:45:36.000 Yeah.
00:45:36.000 Well, kale has a lot of oxalates in it.
00:45:39.000 So I used to drink kale smoothies every morning, and then I started reading up on kidney stones and problems with oxalates when you eat raw vegetables in high quantities.
00:45:51.000 There's a lot of people that drink a lot of those veggie shakes in the morning, ground-up vegetables that wind up getting problems with oxalates.
00:46:00.000 Really?
00:46:01.000 Yeah, they say it's actually, for some vegetables, it's actually better to cook them.
00:46:04.000 Really?
00:46:05.000 Yeah.
00:46:06.000 Isn't celery supposed to decrease inflammation?
00:46:10.000 Celery is supposed to clean you out.
00:46:12.000 There's like properties in celery that are supposed to be really good for digestive issues and to clean you out.
00:46:18.000 Celery juice is great.
00:46:20.000 It's a good thing in the morning too.
00:46:21.000 It kind of gets your whole fucking bowel system moving.
00:46:26.000 Yeah.
00:46:27.000 And so do you have one cheat day?
00:46:29.000 Because, you know, we've talked about Italian food.
00:46:32.000 That's my fucking Italian food and Mexican food.
00:46:36.000 Those are my vice.
00:46:38.000 And is it once a week?
00:46:39.000 Or is it...
00:46:41.000 Yeah, once a week I'll have something.
00:46:43.000 Every now and again.
00:46:44.000 We were in the Bronx.
00:46:46.000 I was in New York a couple weeks ago, and we went to this sandwich shop in the Bronx, G&R Deli.
00:46:51.000 We had these massive Italian subs.
00:46:54.000 It was fucking incredible.
00:46:55.000 And I'm like, when I'm eating that, I'm not thinking at all about health.
00:46:59.000 It's manja.
00:47:01.000 It's like hanging out with these wild Italians eating their fucking incredible food.
00:47:06.000 And do you feel the consequences of, you know, eating bread when you don't normally...
00:47:11.000 Come on, look at that.
00:47:12.000 Oh, wow.
00:47:13.000 That's the spot.
00:47:14.000 What I felt like afterwards, yeah, I felt like I ate a brick.
00:47:17.000 Yeah.
00:47:19.000 But it was so good.
00:47:21.000 You know, I just think there's also pleasure in food that I really enjoy.
00:47:25.000 And that's one of the things that I really enjoy about Italian food.
00:47:28.000 I really enjoy about Mexican food.
00:47:30.000 I just love the pleasure of eating these delicious meals.
00:47:34.000 And I know they're not good for you.
00:47:35.000 You know, if I'm eating linguine with clams, I'm under no illusion that I'm eating health food.
00:47:40.000 It is fascinating how different cultures excel at cooking, right?
00:47:46.000 So, like, the Italians, amazing.
00:47:50.000 But, like, right above Italy is Austria.
00:47:53.000 I'm not saying Austria has horrible food.
00:47:56.000 But, like, you know, I've been to Vienna.
00:48:00.000 I did a show there.
00:48:01.000 It's like you get deep-fried, you know, whatever that dish is.
00:48:06.000 But, like...
00:48:07.000 Some of it is like the, you know, you go to Mexico, it's like that's the home of, you know, the people of the sun and all those fruits and peppers, and there's a pepper for every kind of state in Mexico.
00:48:20.000 And some of it is geography, but some of it is just like they really care, right?
00:48:27.000 And they've taken the time to figure out how to eat good stuff.
00:48:31.000 Eating good stuff and being together with the family when you all sit around and enjoy a great meal together.
00:48:37.000 There's a lot to that.
00:48:39.000 I mean, eating boring, healthy food and just sitting around not enjoying it There's no benefit to that other than health.
00:48:49.000 But the benefit when you're eating delicious food, you're having a glass of wine and a great lasagna.
00:48:55.000 It's like, oh, this is enjoyment.
00:48:59.000 This is like a celebration of life and of pleasure.
00:49:04.000 There's something to that for sure.
00:49:06.000 It is.
00:49:06.000 I mean, why is, like, so Thailand, the food's amazing.
00:49:10.000 Amazing, yeah.
00:49:11.000 Amazing.
00:49:12.000 Like, you never hear someone go, you know what, we gotta get this Laotian food.
00:49:17.000 I mean, it's right there.
00:49:19.000 Do you know what I mean?
00:49:20.000 It's like, but some of that's the influence of, you know, the spices that are probably in Thailand, you know, but I don't know.
00:49:29.000 Yeah, it's history.
00:49:30.000 It's a history of great chefs and great cuisine, you know, and there's pride in that history, and it's passed down from generation to generation.
00:49:38.000 There's that, too.
00:49:39.000 There's a lot, you know, but the celebration of food and of eating, it's, you know, it's an art form.
00:49:46.000 Food is an art form, and chefs are artists, and when you have a great meal, you're not just consuming nutrients.
00:49:53.000 You're also, like, taking in this flavor art.
00:49:56.000 Yeah.
00:49:57.000 Yeah, so I eat mostly healthy, but if I'm going to go to Los Angeles, and I'm only there for one night, and I have a chance to go to a great Italian restaurant, I'm going to eat.
00:50:13.000 You'll treat yourself.
00:50:14.000 I'm going to eat.
00:50:14.000 But wait a minute, so if you have some drinks...
00:50:19.000 During the week or whatever.
00:50:22.000 But you have the willpower because isn't that the problem is that you make the bad decisions.
00:50:27.000 It's also when you eat.
00:50:28.000 And then you keep going.
00:50:29.000 Then you go out for burgers at 2 o'clock in the morning.
00:50:32.000 Yeah.
00:50:32.000 Yeah, you definitely can do that.
00:50:34.000 The most important thing is like what is the majority of your diet and the majority of your time.
00:50:41.000 Right.
00:50:59.000 Then you're going to have negative consequences.
00:51:02.000 I think as long as the absolute majority of your time is spent doing healthy things, then you just enjoy yourself on these ones.
00:51:08.000 Like The Rock has this cheat day he does, and it's legendary.
00:51:12.000 He takes photos and videos of it, giant stacks of pancakes, maple syrup.
00:51:18.000 Four chefs.
00:51:20.000 Huge trays of sushi.
00:51:22.000 But, you know, obviously you look at him, he's doing something right.
00:51:25.000 He's very lean, he's very healthy, and he just has one day where he goes off the rails.
00:51:30.000 And that is like, for him, it's like a mental health break from the rigor of just sheer discipline that he exhibits every day.
00:51:39.000 You know, getting up in the morning, hours of cardio and weightlifting and all this stuff that he does.
00:51:45.000 So then the one day he just goes ham.
00:51:47.000 I think there's nothing wrong with that.
00:51:49.000 And I think your body can absolutely recover from that.
00:51:52.000 Your body knows what to do with that.
00:51:53.000 It just burns through all that shit, and then you're back on the grind the next day.
00:51:57.000 And so when you consider...
00:51:59.000 So you enjoy being busy, right?
00:52:03.000 You enjoy...
00:52:04.000 I mean, you've got a lot of hats, right?
00:52:07.000 And some of that...
00:52:10.000 I feel like in some ways I'm very similar.
00:52:14.000 I love stand-up.
00:52:15.000 I love acting.
00:52:16.000 I love doing different things.
00:52:17.000 Obviously my family is kind of important.
00:52:20.000 Do you ever have a moment where you look at the mania And that's kind of unfair to characterize it as mania, but the pacing.
00:52:33.000 So, like, even last night, I was telling my wife, I'm like, yeah, I gotta get up at four so I can get on this flight to go to Austin.
00:52:39.000 She's like, why do you need to do that?
00:52:42.000 Why do you need to, like...
00:52:44.000 And I'm like, because it's a terrific opportunity.
00:52:47.000 And, you know, some of it is like, you know, I have this new special, and it's like, you know, when we started stand-up...
00:52:56.000 You know, there was...
00:52:57.000 It was a different world, but like this...
00:53:01.000 This process of stand-up is so rewarding, but like, do you ever have a perspective where you're like, what am I doing?
00:53:11.000 Do you know what I'm saying?
00:53:12.000 Maybe I'm not making sense.
00:53:13.000 I know what you're saying.
00:53:14.000 But it's just like, why 10 specials?
00:53:17.000 Why?
00:53:19.000 Because it's fulfilling.
00:53:21.000 The work is gratifying in itself.
00:53:23.000 The journey is the thing that's important.
00:53:26.000 But is there something of...
00:53:30.000 Also, you don't want to not take advantage of an opportunity.
00:53:34.000 And I also know that coming up with a new line or a new topic, even for jokes, is so rewarding and it feeds itself.
00:53:46.000 But do you ever look at the pace of your life and think, why am I going so hard?
00:53:55.000 Occasionally.
00:53:56.000 Yeah, but not most of the time.
00:53:58.000 Most of the time I'm enjoying it.
00:53:59.000 It is fun.
00:54:00.000 It's way better to be busy doing something you love than to wish you were busy doing something you love.
00:54:11.000 Not having the opportunity to do what you love.
00:54:14.000 Yeah.
00:54:14.000 Or doing it under certain parameters.
00:54:18.000 Yeah.
00:54:18.000 And, you know, really struggling.
00:54:20.000 Yeah.
00:54:21.000 And not being financially secure.
00:54:23.000 Not knowing when you will be.
00:54:25.000 Not knowing if you ever will be.
00:54:26.000 Right.
00:54:27.000 And then, you know, getting recognition for it.
00:54:29.000 Becoming famous for it.
00:54:30.000 Having a great fan base like you have.
00:54:33.000 And now you get to tour.
00:54:34.000 You go, ladies and gentlemen, Jim Gaffigan.
00:54:36.000 Yeah.
00:54:37.000 Yeah, it's amazing.
00:54:38.000 And then you get to provide these people with an amazing experience of fun and joy and laughter and they walk out of there and he's talking about that.
00:54:48.000 They're driving home laughing about it.
00:54:51.000 It's amazing.
00:54:51.000 It's an amazing job.
00:54:53.000 It's an amazing job.
00:54:54.000 It's incredible.
00:54:55.000 It's the best.
00:54:56.000 Yeah.
00:54:57.000 It's the best.
00:54:57.000 And having a club now and being able to do it in town, I do six hours of stand-up a week.
00:55:06.000 Two shows on Tuesday, two shows on Wednesday, two shows on Thursday.
00:55:09.000 I do it all the time.
00:55:10.000 But for me, it's a balance because then on the weekend, I can work if I want to or I can just hang out with my family.
00:55:15.000 I can be at home.
00:55:16.000 I can get stuff done.
00:55:17.000 I can just relax.
00:55:19.000 Yeah.
00:55:19.000 I get all the work that I need to do in, but I also...
00:55:22.000 And podcasting for me is...
00:55:25.000 I want to say it's easy, but it's the easiest.
00:55:31.000 It's fun.
00:55:33.000 You're having conversations with people.
00:55:35.000 You're having conversations, so you're getting the fulfillment.
00:55:37.000 Because you're talking to friends, you're talking to...
00:55:40.000 You're talking to peers.
00:55:41.000 You're talking to people that you're seeing develop their careers in MMA. And then you're also talking to fascinating people that you're curious about.
00:55:48.000 Yes.
00:55:49.000 I mean, that's what was...
00:55:50.000 That's how brilliant you've curated this, too.
00:55:53.000 It's not like, ah, I gotta talk to...
00:55:56.000 Someone I'm not interested in.
00:55:57.000 Right.
00:55:58.000 That's the key, I think, to podcast success.
00:56:02.000 Only talk to people that you want to talk to.
00:56:04.000 I book it all myself.
00:56:06.000 I don't have anyone who tells me who has to be on.
00:56:09.000 That never happens.
00:56:11.000 I'm even reluctant when people are like, you should get this person on.
00:56:14.000 I'm like, now I don't really want to.
00:56:20.000 Well, by the way, that's very common.
00:56:23.000 There's movies that I want to meet that director, and they'll be like, well, you should find a way, because if an agent proposes someone, that director's not interested in that person.
00:56:37.000 Oh, yeah.
00:56:38.000 And I'm like, oh, wow.
00:56:39.000 When they feel like they're being pushed.
00:56:41.000 Yeah.
00:56:41.000 Yeah, especially artists.
00:56:43.000 When they have, like, vision, they have an idea of a thing, and they're trying to put it together in their head and trying to plan it all out, and then someone's like, you should do this.
00:56:51.000 You should be like, ugh.
00:56:53.000 That's the last thing I want to do now.
00:56:55.000 Now you've fucked with my vision.
00:56:56.000 And I think that, you know, that's some of, you know, not getting caught up in other people's expectations is...
00:57:05.000 And that's like the lesson that I personally have to keep relearning.
00:57:12.000 Not like from scratch, but it's like, I guess I would call it like a relapse where I'm like, oh, wait a minute, I only did this because they told me to do it and I didn't even want to do this.
00:57:23.000 Do you know what I mean?
00:57:24.000 Whereas, you know, when I was in my late 20s, I'd be like, what do I do?
00:57:29.000 You know what I mean?
00:57:30.000 Should I do that?
00:57:31.000 Okay, I'll do that, you know?
00:57:32.000 Yeah.
00:57:34.000 You know, often when you follow your own path, you know, and you're doing things you really care about, then it's not work.
00:57:43.000 It's not work.
00:57:43.000 It's enjoyment.
00:57:44.000 Yeah, it's just, it's difficult.
00:57:47.000 Like, you have to work.
00:57:47.000 You have to do some work.
00:57:48.000 Like, with stand-up, you have to write.
00:57:50.000 You have to perform.
00:57:51.000 You have to really think about it.
00:57:52.000 You have to edit your act and put it together.
00:57:54.000 But it's still enjoyable.
00:57:56.000 It's fun.
00:57:57.000 Yeah.
00:57:57.000 I mean, there's a giant percentage of our population that does things they don't want to do all day, every day.
00:58:03.000 And that's one of the reasons why people drink so much.
00:58:05.000 They come home and they just want a break.
00:58:07.000 Like, they just don't want to be there anymore.
00:58:10.000 They want to change their state.
00:58:12.000 Yeah.
00:58:12.000 Yeah.
00:58:13.000 Yeah.
00:58:14.000 They're escaping.
00:58:15.000 Brutal.
00:58:16.000 Yeah.
00:58:17.000 I mean, that is the life that a lot of people choose when they choose security.
00:58:21.000 They choose something like, oh, if I do this, I can make that.
00:58:24.000 And I do this, then I can buy a house.
00:58:25.000 And if I do that, I can buy a boat.
00:58:27.000 I do this, and then I can get that.
00:58:29.000 And they're all day long watching that clock, wanting to get the fuck out of there.
00:58:34.000 And then they get out of there, they go home, and they're just, oh, give me a drink.
00:58:37.000 And the family's complaining, and the wife is pissed because the gardener fucked something up, and you're just like, give me a fucking drink.
00:58:44.000 Yeah.
00:58:46.000 And then you just sit there watching TV and yelling at Fox News.
00:58:50.000 Yeah.
00:58:51.000 And there is something about...
00:58:54.000 I mean, I don't think we even...
00:58:55.000 There's probably people that understand this, but, like, this outrage machine...
00:59:02.000 It serves such a purpose.
00:59:05.000 And I'm talking about both sides.
00:59:07.000 Like, you know, fucking Trump.
00:59:10.000 Fucking Biden.
00:59:12.000 There is this thing that serves something in us that is probably not healthy.
00:59:22.000 Definitely not healthy.
00:59:23.000 Right?
00:59:24.000 And it's certainly not constructive.
00:59:27.000 Right?
00:59:28.000 Do you know what I mean?
00:59:28.000 Like, I feel as though, you know, with comedians, we are so used to being around people of different points of view and different sensibilities that we grow to love that...
00:59:46.000 It's not completely foreign to...
00:59:50.000 I remember at 4th of July, I had a friend that was at Occupy Wall Street, and then I had a friend who works at Fox News.
00:59:58.000 And they were there, and they've known each other for 30 years.
01:00:01.000 And it was nothing.
01:00:03.000 It was not an issue.
01:00:05.000 It was interesting.
01:00:06.000 I mean, I was asking them questions.
01:00:08.000 I'm like, alright, so what's going on here?
01:00:11.000 But...
01:00:13.000 There is something – maybe it's because comedians are misfits because I say that also and I sometimes think like – sometimes people in the entertainment industry are like, you know, my business is so weird when the reality is, you know, in a bank,
01:00:28.000 in a construction site, there's – People have dramatically different opinions, too, and they gotta go along to get along, right?
01:00:38.000 Yeah.
01:00:39.000 But I don't know.
01:00:40.000 Well, people like being in opposition of other people, and they like thinking that those people on that other side are keeping them from living the dream.
01:00:48.000 Or keeping, you know, this country from being great.
01:00:50.000 Or keeping, you know, people from prospering and keeping democracy alive.
01:00:55.000 And if we don't defeat them, we're fucked.
01:00:58.000 And they like having this, like, wild cause.
01:01:01.000 And there's some validity to it.
01:01:02.000 I mean, there's a lot of real challenging issues in this country.
01:01:05.000 Real dangerous, scary issues.
01:01:07.000 And there's a lot of financial interests that are tied up in these dangerous, scary issues.
01:01:12.000 And they will avoid solutions because they're profiting off of the problem itself.
01:01:18.000 There's a lot of that going on.
01:01:20.000 That's a lot of the homeless problem.
01:01:22.000 There's a lot of issues in this country that you could pick one side or another and just decide those people are the problem.
01:01:29.000 It's insanely complicated.
01:01:31.000 It's insanely interwoven and complex.
01:01:34.000 And to just reduce it down to the right versus the left and we're the good guys and they're the bad guys, it's like...
01:01:44.000 That's such a stupid perspective.
01:01:46.000 And you're being played.
01:01:47.000 You're being played by the media.
01:01:49.000 You're being played by politicians.
01:01:51.000 It's like manufactured outrage, recreational outrage, and it's just a giant distraction.
01:01:57.000 It's constantly going on.
01:01:58.000 And then there's UFOs.
01:02:00.000 Why is it that the UFO thing comes up every couple months where people are like, there's UFOs, and then a half hour later people are like, did you see the new Colts uniform?
01:02:13.000 We're so easily distracted by really unimportant things from stuff that is the theme of every sci-fi movie.
01:02:30.000 You know, the aliens thing, in the pandemic, they're like, well, here's the aliens info, and people are like, that's unbelievable.
01:02:36.000 Did you see what Trump said to that female reporter?
01:02:39.000 You know what I mean?
01:02:40.000 Like, we are so easily distracted by...
01:02:45.000 But, I mean, I don't think it's a conspiracy, necessarily.
01:02:47.000 I think it's just that human beings are just like goldfish.
01:02:53.000 I think we forget.
01:02:54.000 For sure.
01:02:55.000 Oh, yeah, that's right.
01:02:56.000 Oh, that's right.
01:02:57.000 We definitely are, but then there's also people that take advantage of that.
01:03:00.000 And I think there's definitely calculated news releases and leaks that they put out to distract us from other complicated things that are also going on simultaneously.
01:03:10.000 The fascinating thing about the UFO thing is because if this had happened in like the 1980s, it would be front page of every newspaper.
01:03:18.000 Everyone would be talking about it at work.
01:03:19.000 Everyone would be talking about it on the street.
01:03:21.000 Like, oh my god.
01:03:22.000 They had congressional hearings where they said, we've recovered multiple crashed vehicles from other planets.
01:03:28.000 We have alien biological entities that are in freezers.
01:03:33.000 That they have right now.
01:03:35.000 The government has been doing this for 80 years and keeping it secret.
01:03:39.000 There's a crash retrieval program.
01:03:41.000 There's a back engineering program.
01:03:43.000 This is all in the congressional hearings yesterday.
01:03:46.000 And everybody's like, eh, whatever.
01:03:48.000 But Elon Musk changed it to an ex.
01:03:50.000 Why is it an ex?
01:03:51.000 He's a Nazi.
01:03:54.000 Here's what I don't understand.
01:03:56.000 Like, because you talk to him, you're probably friendly with him, but like, he reminds me of a comedian.
01:04:03.000 He reminds me of like the comedian that, because there's the comedians where they'll be like, hey, do us a favor, whatever you do, don't bring up that person with the blue shirt.
01:04:13.000 And the comedian's like, I'm bringing up that person with the blue shirt.
01:04:16.000 He is that, like, the X thing, and I haven't done a deep dive, I know people are upset about it, and But I'm sitting there, and I know that people are like, but my takeaway is like, oh, he's just doing that for fun,
01:04:34.000 right?
01:04:34.000 That's just him like, alright, the Russians did a Z on their trucks, what could I do on Twitter that would freak people out?
01:04:44.000 And that's kind of...
01:04:46.000 Or is it a distraction?
01:04:49.000 What he's doing?
01:04:51.000 Here's my conspiracy.
01:04:53.000 My conspiracy is Twitter threads.
01:04:58.000 It's still in development, but Twitter is really struggling, right?
01:05:03.000 Let's say it's struggling.
01:05:04.000 Financially, yeah.
01:05:05.000 How do you distract from that?
01:05:08.000 How do you introduce a new conversation piece?
01:05:13.000 So if you're going to be like, which comedians, point of view, wouldn't you sit there and go, maybe?
01:05:23.000 What is the reason for the ex?
01:05:25.000 Right.
01:05:25.000 Well, he has an affinity.
01:05:26.000 Except for us talking about it.
01:05:27.000 He loves the letter X. Okay.
01:05:29.000 SpaceX, his kid's name X. I think the original company that he developed with PayPal was X. Like, he's got an affinity for that letter.
01:05:40.000 For whatever reason.
01:05:42.000 He's a super nerd.
01:05:45.000 He made the shape of the rocket different because he likes the movie Spaceballs.
01:05:51.000 Right.
01:05:52.000 I mean, that's why he called...
01:05:53.000 No, he put a Tesla in a satellite.
01:05:57.000 There's that, but then there's also...
01:06:02.000 The knowledge...
01:06:03.000 I mean, I have a 17-year-old son who I know says things to push buttons.
01:06:08.000 Oh, yeah.
01:06:08.000 And so he's a little bit like, you know, I'm going to do this and it's going to make some people upset.
01:06:19.000 Yeah.
01:06:19.000 In a way, it's part of the outrage machine.
01:06:22.000 Sure.
01:06:23.000 It's like, I got to feed the outrage machine.
01:06:25.000 Yeah.
01:06:26.000 Well, it's a fun thing for a kid, too, to fuck with you.
01:06:29.000 Say something to your dad.
01:06:30.000 Feel some power.
01:06:31.000 Yeah.
01:06:31.000 Yeah.
01:06:31.000 Right?
01:06:32.000 Just put a little push.
01:06:33.000 Hey, Dad, do you ever think that maybe you're wrong?
01:06:35.000 Hey, Dad.
01:06:36.000 Yeah.
01:06:36.000 Do you ever think that maybe the other side is on the right path and you're the enemy of history?
01:06:40.000 Yes.
01:06:41.000 Yes.
01:06:42.000 And, you know, I've got five kids with five different opinions, and it's just...
01:06:48.000 It's crazy how different their opinions are, isn't it?
01:06:50.000 There is...
01:06:51.000 Out of the box.
01:06:51.000 Same house.
01:06:52.000 There is no...
01:06:54.000 I mean, just one's a social justice warrior, one's like, all right, I got to make sure he doesn't turn into a troll.
01:07:03.000 Yeah.
01:07:04.000 One who's a terrific athlete.
01:07:06.000 One who's either going to be a fashion designer or a serial killer.
01:07:11.000 It's just bananas.
01:07:14.000 But, you know, there is part of me as a comedian, I'm like, you know what?
01:07:18.000 You don't want the easy life.
01:07:20.000 Because the easy life, it's hard to come up with material.
01:07:23.000 You want to live in chaos.
01:07:26.000 Right?
01:07:26.000 Right?
01:07:27.000 Well, you know, you want a life with problems that are solvable.
01:07:33.000 Yeah.
01:07:33.000 You don't want problems that are insurmountable, like you live in a war-torn country and there's no food.
01:07:37.000 Those are horrible problems.
01:07:39.000 But you want problems like, I'm in a difficult occupation, there's a lot of competition, it's fascinating, intellectually challenging, but I have to be on my fucking game.
01:07:47.000 And I have to get up and I have to put in the work, and the more work I put in, the better the results will be.
01:07:51.000 That's what you want.
01:07:52.000 And you want that feeling of satisfaction.
01:07:57.000 Complex problem solving.
01:07:59.000 We require things that we have to accomplish and do in order to feel good.
01:08:05.000 Like we've got some, we've made some headway, made some ground, we made some progress.
01:08:09.000 We're doing the right thing.
01:08:10.000 There's like a built-in thing that I think that's from our evolution and our development.
01:08:15.000 That we had to develop the proper tools and figure out how to hunt and gather and all those different things.
01:08:19.000 There's a lot to that.
01:08:21.000 There's a lot to that.
01:08:22.000 That it's like it's wired into the psychology of being a human being.
01:08:26.000 The most miserable people I know have nothing to do.
01:08:29.000 They're bored and lazy and they're sedentary and they distract themselves with drugs and alcohol and whatever and pharmaceuticals and those are the people that are struggling the most because they don't struggle with the thing that they do where there's this thing that they have to be on top of.
01:08:45.000 They have to be focused and really dedicated to it.
01:08:48.000 And then you see the results of those, whether you're working in a team, an office that's trying to accomplish a goal, and you get it.
01:08:54.000 You're like, yeah!
01:08:54.000 And then everybody can go out and celebrate.
01:08:56.000 There's a real feeling of accomplishment when you do something.
01:08:58.000 When you don't do anything, anything at all, I just think people get really depressed.
01:09:03.000 I think it's really bad for you to not do anything.
01:09:06.000 Yeah.
01:09:06.000 Yeah.
01:09:07.000 Well, that's also like, you know, that success can kind of cripple people, right?
01:09:13.000 Right.
01:09:13.000 You get soft.
01:09:14.000 All right.
01:09:15.000 Let me ask you this.
01:09:16.000 Okay.
01:09:17.000 What are the chances of Biden and Trump being the nominees?
01:09:22.000 I think the chance of Trump is very high.
01:09:24.000 I think the chance of Biden is entirely dependent on whether or not they can do something to turn his health around because it seems like his mental health is deteriorating so rapidly and so publicly that it's a narrative now and it's an inescapable narrative.
01:09:40.000 He just said they cured cancer the other day.
01:09:42.000 Did you see that?
01:09:44.000 Yeah.
01:09:44.000 I mean, I didn't see it.
01:09:45.000 I mean, he just says things and he doesn't know what he's saying.
01:09:48.000 He clearly is compromised mentally.
01:09:50.000 There's something wrong.
01:09:51.000 There is something about the age of everyone.
01:09:55.000 Yes.
01:09:56.000 You probably saw the Mitch McConnell thing.
01:09:58.000 Amazing.
01:09:58.000 Dianne Feinstein, you know.
01:09:59.000 He just rebooted in front of everybody.
01:10:02.000 And, you know, like the Chuck Grassley.
01:10:05.000 There is...
01:10:06.000 And I tried to write about this...
01:10:09.000 But it's also, like, our perception of it, because part of you is like, okay, Mick Jagger is 80. He's killing it.
01:10:19.000 He's probably, you know, he's probably got two more wives in him.
01:10:23.000 You know what I mean?
01:10:24.000 And then you got...
01:10:25.000 You got Harrison Ford did Raiders of the Lost Ark.
01:10:29.000 I saw the movie.
01:10:30.000 I brought it with my kids.
01:10:31.000 It's an action movie.
01:10:33.000 He's still an action star.
01:10:35.000 Age of 80. Jane Fonda, Lily Tomlin, kicking ass.
01:10:39.000 They're in their 80s.
01:10:40.000 And then...
01:10:41.000 You sit there and you look at, you know, Nancy Pelosi was 84. Yeah.
01:10:46.000 You know, Dianne Feinstein.
01:10:49.000 Well, Feinstein's compromised.
01:10:51.000 They actually hid that she's compromised.
01:10:54.000 Yeah, and then also, like, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, you know, should have...
01:10:59.000 Should have left.
01:11:00.000 Yeah.
01:11:00.000 Right?
01:11:00.000 Earlier.
01:11:01.000 Yeah.
01:11:01.000 They could have left during the Obama administration and they would have gotten a liberal judge.
01:11:06.000 Yeah.
01:11:07.000 But here's the thing.
01:11:07.000 My son gets confused in Senate Appropriations hearings and has to be prodded to vote.
01:11:12.000 Oh, boy.
01:11:13.000 Yeah.
01:11:13.000 Yeah, it's not fair.
01:11:14.000 It's not fair to the constituents.
01:11:16.000 It's not fair to her.
01:11:18.000 But when I was a kid, I didn't...
01:11:20.000 You know, the understanding...
01:11:22.000 You know, I'm in my 50s.
01:11:24.000 I know I look like I'm 60. You look great.
01:11:27.000 Oh, thanks.
01:11:27.000 No, but like...
01:11:29.000 When I was growing up, people turned 65, they retired, and they either went to Florida or Arizona, and they retired or they got a different kind of job, but they kind of disappeared.
01:11:45.000 Then they went to the blue plates, they dyed their hair blue, and then they started sending their kids two bucks in a birthday card.
01:11:53.000 I didn't even know 80-year-olds existed.
01:11:57.000 I mean, now there's so many 80-year-olds.
01:11:59.000 Like, there used to be, like, people that were 65 that moved to Florida, and then there was, like, Willard Scott would announce one or two hundred-year-olds.
01:12:09.000 Right, right.
01:12:10.000 But there was no 80-year-olds.
01:12:12.000 I mean, the 80-year-olds are everywhere.
01:12:16.000 I think the 80-year-olds are multiplying.
01:12:21.000 Right.
01:12:22.000 Well, there's better medicine and health now.
01:12:25.000 People are way better at nutrition and taking care of themselves.
01:12:28.000 They have good doctors and they're getting the right supplements.
01:12:31.000 They can live longer.
01:12:33.000 People are going to live a lot longer.
01:12:35.000 I think within our lifetime, we're going to see people that live to be 150 years old.
01:12:38.000 I think that's a fact.
01:12:39.000 I mean, when we were kids...
01:12:43.000 Reagan was president.
01:12:44.000 Yeah.
01:12:45.000 He was probably 72 or something like that, and people were like, he's, you know...
01:12:49.000 Yeah.
01:12:50.000 You know, it's like he's...
01:12:51.000 Now he would be a spring chicken.
01:12:53.000 Now, yeah.
01:12:54.000 Are you kidding?
01:12:54.000 He would be, like, lifting weights with RFK Jr. Yeah, that's three years old in RFK Jr. Yeah.
01:13:00.000 Right.
01:13:01.000 Look at him.
01:13:01.000 It's 69. That's nuts.
01:13:03.000 It's amazing.
01:13:03.000 Yeah.
01:13:04.000 When you see guys like...
01:13:07.000 Well, Biden is a particularly bad example because he's also had two brain surgeries.
01:13:12.000 He had a serious brain surgery where they literally remove the top of your skull and deal with aneurysms.
01:13:19.000 He's got real problems and they know it, but they also know that he's the president of the United States and they can't address that or they'll lose power.
01:13:28.000 And they also know that he's stated that he wants to run again.
01:13:32.000 Whether they can talk him out of that, or whether he decides not to do that, or whether the health complications get more severe.
01:13:39.000 Like, you don't get better when you get 80, and you're in the most insane, high-pressure job.
01:13:44.000 I don't know.
01:13:44.000 Did you see the movie Cocoon?
01:13:46.000 I mean, they...
01:13:48.000 But here's the thing.
01:13:49.000 You know, I think that the Biden thing is, you know, I'm probably on the other side of this, but I view Biden as like...
01:14:04.000 You know, his foot and mouth disease has disappeared.
01:14:08.000 So in other words, he used to say stuff, like even when he was with Obama, they would be like, we got to get Biden out of here.
01:14:17.000 And I don't think he does that.
01:14:19.000 And some of it is...
01:14:20.000 What do you mean you don't think he does that?
01:14:21.000 He does it all the time.
01:14:22.000 Well, I mean, you know, but now they're calling him senior moments.
01:14:25.000 But like before he used to be like, he would say things and people were like, ixnay on the talking Biden.
01:14:31.000 Well, when you're a liar and an idiot as a young man— So you're pro-Biden.
01:14:36.000 I'm joking.
01:14:37.000 Well, he's clearly a liar.
01:14:39.000 I mean, there's videos of him lying when he was younger about his education record.
01:14:44.000 And, you know, he lifted the coal miner speech from the guy.
01:14:48.000 Yeah.
01:14:49.000 Well, we used to do Joe Biden Night at Stitches in Boston in the 80s, because when he was running for president in 1988, he got caught plagiarizing.
01:14:57.000 Yeah, a whole speech.
01:14:58.000 Not just one.
01:14:59.000 I think it was more than one.
01:15:00.000 Oh, really?
01:15:01.000 And also, I think there was some other evidence of plagiarism in his past.
01:15:04.000 So, we used to do a night at Stitches where, like, you would do my act, I would do your act.
01:15:10.000 We would go up and do our friend's acts.
01:15:13.000 Oh, wow.
01:15:14.000 Yeah.
01:15:14.000 It was Joe Biden night.
01:15:16.000 No way.
01:15:16.000 Yeah.
01:15:17.000 And this is in 1988. But I don't know.
01:15:19.000 Maybe this...
01:15:20.000 All right.
01:15:21.000 This is what I think.
01:15:22.000 I think that if Trump...
01:15:24.000 I think that if Trump goes away, I think Biden's going to go, see ya.
01:15:31.000 You guys take over.
01:15:33.000 That's what I naively think.
01:15:35.000 Well, Trump's not going to go away.
01:15:37.000 I mean, they would have to put him in jail.
01:15:39.000 And it doesn't seem like they're able to do that.
01:15:43.000 What are the charges now?
01:15:45.000 What are the most egregious, most difficult to defend charges?
01:15:50.000 Because there's the top secret document stuff, but the problem with that is Biden has multiple instances of these top secret documents.
01:15:59.000 Yeah.
01:15:59.000 You know, yeah.
01:15:59.000 Had him in his fucking Corvette in his garage.
01:16:02.000 There's a couple cases according to the Politico website.
01:16:04.000 Criminal cases.
01:16:06.000 Definitive guide to the key players and legal risks in the four criminal probes of Donald Trump.
01:16:11.000 So for 234 years in the nation's history, no American president, former president was indicted.
01:16:16.000 That changed in March of 2023. Charged with 34 felony counts in connection with hush money payments to a porn star.
01:16:24.000 See, that one's a weird one.
01:16:28.000 Because it's like, that's not a big deal.
01:16:30.000 Well, that's, you know...
01:16:32.000 Hush money payments?
01:16:33.000 I mean, I don't know if our wives would agree.
01:16:36.000 No, definitely.
01:16:36.000 It's not, like, morally.
01:16:38.000 No, but it is...
01:16:39.000 But, yeah, that's like, you know, in the era of JFK, that would be like, how dare you bring that up?
01:16:45.000 Yeah.
01:16:45.000 So 37 felony counts for mishandling classified documents and impending investigations.
01:16:51.000 Now, what I've heard about this is these counts are inflated.
01:16:55.000 So there's a bunch of counts, but they multiply those accounts based on the amount of documents.
01:17:01.000 So it becomes all these different counts.
01:17:04.000 I'm talking on my ass here.
01:17:06.000 I know exactly what I'm saying.
01:17:08.000 No, I know.
01:17:08.000 But some of it is like – but that's – So two other ongoing criminal probes, both related to 2020 election interference, those are serious.
01:17:15.000 Yeah, I think the January 6th thing is pretty bad.
01:17:20.000 Well, the January 6th thing is bad, but also the intelligence agencies were involved in provoking people to go into the Capitol building.
01:17:27.000 That's a fact.
01:17:28.000 So wait a minute.
01:17:29.000 You're saying that that guy, what's his name?
01:17:33.000 Ray Epps.
01:17:33.000 Yeah, you really think that he was- I don't know.
01:17:35.000 I don't know.
01:17:36.000 But I do know that every other- I think that's pretty apparent.
01:17:39.000 I think he's going to sue Fox.
01:17:41.000 I think every other person who was involved in January 6th, who was involved in coordinating a break-in into the Capitol and in instigating people break-in, they were all arrested.
01:17:53.000 This guy wasn't.
01:17:54.000 Not only that, they were defending him in the New York Times, the Washington Post, those different things, saying that Fox News has unjustly accused him of instigating.
01:18:04.000 Well, he clearly instigated.
01:18:05.000 He did it on camera.
01:18:07.000 I don't know if he was a Fed.
01:18:08.000 I know a lot of people think he was a Fed.
01:18:10.000 The people that were there were calling him a Fed.
01:18:12.000 What I do know is when they asked the FBI, the FBI said, we can't tell you whether or not there were people that were there, that were doing that.
01:18:20.000 Now, there's been reports that there's hundreds, I don't know if that's true either.
01:18:27.000 But I do know that they do use agent provocateurs to disrupt peaceful protests.
01:18:34.000 It's a common tactic.
01:18:36.000 What they do is, say if there's a—like the World Trade Organization is a great example.
01:18:42.000 That was in, I think, the 90s in Seattle.
01:18:44.000 And so what they did was they were protesting the World Trade Organization.
01:18:48.000 They were doing it peacefully.
01:18:49.000 It was a big problem.
01:18:50.000 So what they did is they sent in, allegedly, agent provocateurs.
01:18:54.000 They started smashing buildings and lighting things on fire.
01:18:56.000 Now it's not a peaceful protest.
01:18:58.000 Now they can bring in the police.
01:19:00.000 Now they can start arresting people, and then they created a no protest zone, where literally if you had a pin on your jacket that was the WTO with a red line through it, they would not let you cross.
01:19:10.000 You could not cross with a pin that was against the WTO and go to work.
01:19:16.000 There was a no protest zone.
01:19:18.000 So they silenced protest, which is a part of our freedom of speech.
01:19:22.000 So this is a tactic that some government agencies use to stop peaceful protest.
01:19:31.000 That this event that obviously Trump organized...
01:19:37.000 Forget about the Giuliani stuff and whether they thought that it was stolen.
01:19:42.000 He definitely encouraged people to protest.
01:19:45.000 Yes.
01:19:46.000 But, alright, so you're saying that the FBI and Nancy Pelosi...
01:19:52.000 I'm not saying Nancy Pelosi.
01:19:53.000 No, but you're saying that they're like, you know...
01:19:57.000 We'll make this, instead of an awkward protest, we'll encourage it so that it'll backfire on Trump rather than being this rising of people that believe that there was election corruption.
01:20:17.000 I think it's certainly possible.
01:20:19.000 I think that would be hard.
01:20:20.000 You think it's possible?
01:20:21.000 I think it's possible!
01:20:22.000 Wait a minute.
01:20:23.000 You think it's hard to do?
01:20:25.000 I think that, you know, that the FBI or the CIA saying, hey, you know, Trump lost this election.
01:20:34.000 Because here's what you're kind of implying.
01:20:36.000 Trump lost the election.
01:20:38.000 He is such an amazing communicator and he's convinced this loyal base that there was election interference.
01:20:48.000 We don't want them to protest how we can end this Is if we encourage people to go beyond protesting to essentially go into the Capitol and take a shit in the hallway.
01:21:04.000 I mean I'm exaggerating a little bit.
01:21:05.000 But like I don't see why that would be – Like, I'm more suspicious why Trump didn't call for backup when, you know, for the Capitol Police.
01:21:25.000 You know what I mean?
01:21:25.000 It's like, there was...
01:21:27.000 And that, like, Michael Flynn's brother was...
01:21:30.000 You know what I mean?
01:21:31.000 Like, there's way more conspiracy stuff against...
01:21:37.000 Trump.
01:21:38.000 And, you know, then I think the slim likelihood that people were like, oh, Trump's a problem.
01:21:46.000 Let's just get these people that are loyal to Trump to run into the Capitol so that we can arrest 300 people.
01:21:53.000 Does that make sense?
01:21:54.000 No.
01:21:55.000 No, it doesn't make sense.
01:21:56.000 No, I think it's a standard tactic, especially when someone is the enemy of the intelligence agencies.
01:22:02.000 With Trump, that's absolutely the case.
01:22:04.000 Trump set himself up against the intelligence agencies.
01:22:07.000 He did it openly, and he did it brazenly.
01:22:10.000 And a lot of people think it's very dangerous.
01:22:12.000 Like, the intelligence agencies are very important.
01:22:15.000 You know, you want to find out what's going on in other countries.
01:22:17.000 You want to find out what the threats to America are.
01:22:19.000 You want to find out what terrorist activities are going to be taking place and stop them before...
01:22:24.000 And, you know, JFK had his problem with the intelligence agencies.
01:22:27.000 Yeah, well, yeah.
01:22:28.000 I mean, look, it's unchecked power, right?
01:22:30.000 That's the deep state.
01:22:31.000 It's unchecked power.
01:22:32.000 And I think Trump was very open about his disdain for the intelligence agencies.
01:22:38.000 He created enemies in the intelligence agencies.
01:22:40.000 It's standard for intelligence agencies in this country to encourage agent provocateurs or to employ agent provocateurs.
01:22:49.000 And so you're saying when he was in Helsinki and he was saying, I believe Putin more than my intelligence community, that was something the intelligence community was like, we're going to get him.
01:23:00.000 Well, I think they were going to get him in any way that they could because he's an enemy of the intelligence agencies.
01:23:06.000 And he was openly...
01:23:09.000 Talking about them being incompetent and being corrupt and he you know he fired Comey and you know he was against the FBI and You know look it's a very dangerous thing you talk to people that are intelligence agencies like it's a very dangerous thing for a president to be at war with the intelligence agencies and to do it so publicly and I think it's Without a doubt,
01:23:32.000 when you have a gigantic, massive protest that a lot of people think is a threat to democracy, you have these people that are saying the election was rigged and they're on the Capitol lawn, they're screaming and yelling.
01:23:44.000 I don't think it's outside the realm of possibility that they would encourage people to do things that were unlawful.
01:23:49.000 Instead of peacefully protesting, which is what everybody was doing on the outside, which is totally legal, to take that and escalate it to entering into the Capitol.
01:23:57.000 Now you can lock things down, and now you have real clear evidence that this president is responsible for this insurrection attempt, and this is dangerous, this is a threat to our democracy, and He's never gonna be president again.
01:24:11.000 We're gonna indict him.
01:24:12.000 We're gonna go after him.
01:24:13.000 We're gonna do all these different things I think it's not it's not like it's there's a lot of shenanigans going on on both sides It's not like a clear-cut like he shouldn't have done that and they should have done this It's like there's a lot of fuckery and there's a lot that's been going on Throughout history,
01:24:32.000 whenever people have unchecked power and unchecked influence, and they have enemies.
01:24:37.000 And Trump was their enemy.
01:24:39.000 Yeah, but I just...
01:24:41.000 And I'm not saying that there isn't, you know, it's kind of like...
01:24:46.000 Did you see the hearings when they were grilling the FBI as to whether or not they had intelligence agencies there?
01:24:52.000 I probably saw some of it.
01:24:54.000 Yeah, it's crazy.
01:24:56.000 Because instead of saying, no, we don't do that, that's illegal, they said we can't answer that.
01:25:01.000 Yeah, but I think even, you know, and again, I'm not saying that there isn't corruption on both sides, but, like, in the end, for me personally, it's like when people complain about Biden's, you know, age or his cognitive decline or whatever,
01:25:18.000 I'm like, the alternative to me is Is not acceptable.
01:25:23.000 The alternative being Donald Trump.
01:25:25.000 Yes.
01:25:26.000 And what's least acceptable about that as opposed to Hunter Biden and Joe Biden and all the corruption that we know for sure happened with them?
01:25:34.000 Well, I think, look, you know, Joe Biden's relationship with his son or, you know, who obviously struggles with addiction.
01:25:43.000 I mean, look, half of our friends struggle with addiction.
01:25:45.000 It's like...
01:25:47.000 You know, he's a compassionate father.
01:25:49.000 Is there some of that, like, some, you know, let's make some money with our influence after we left office or even when we were senator or stuff like that.
01:26:04.000 Is there some of that?
01:26:06.000 Yeah.
01:26:06.000 It seems like there's a lot of that.
01:26:08.000 But compared to Trump, compared to, like, Jared getting a $2 billion contract, compared to, like, You know, like even the documents, like the documents that like Biden had or Pence had versus like Trump literally showing the documents,
01:26:32.000 some of them being of, I think we're going to find out, Being really inconsequential.
01:26:38.000 I'm not saying he was selling them.
01:26:39.000 I'm not saying...
01:26:40.000 I don't know if he was, you know, it was like a big swinging dick move.
01:26:44.000 I think that's different than, you know, Pence having some documents in his house that he shouldn't have.
01:26:53.000 But...
01:26:54.000 You mean Pence or Biden?
01:26:56.000 Pence had documents.
01:26:57.000 Yeah, but I don't think anybody's really concentrating on Pence.
01:27:00.000 By the way, I do want to make clear that I do have the approach of like, I could find something out and be like, alright.
01:27:09.000 But like, there is part of me that's like, it's very little doubt in my mind that Trump is the most corrupt and, you know...
01:27:24.000 You know, was, you know, like just the, you know, it's not, you know, like Andrew Jackson was like, you know, did horrible things, but like, I don't begrudge someone having kind of like kick ass and take no prisoners kind of attitude.
01:27:42.000 It's not the style, it's just I think that there's repeated corruption.
01:27:48.000 But there's repeated corruption with the Biden administration.
01:27:50.000 The corruption with his son, first of all, his son struggling with addiction, that's not my concern.
01:27:56.000 I mean, it sucks.
01:27:58.000 It sucks if you have a kid that's hooked on crack and is a fucking complete disaster, and he pulls himself out of it, congratulations for him.
01:28:06.000 That's not what I... It's the corruption.
01:28:08.000 It's the clear influence by foreign agents.
01:28:13.000 You don't think Trump has more corruption?
01:28:15.000 I don't think there's evidence the same way there's evidence right now because of the laptop and because of the recorded conversations.
01:28:21.000 There's real evidence that they were getting money from other countries.
01:28:26.000 What about Trump University?
01:28:29.000 I'm not saying that he's clean.
01:28:31.000 I'm not saying that he's clean.
01:28:33.000 But I'm saying to dismiss the Biden corruption.
01:28:35.000 But you think that Biden's way more guilty of corruption than Trump.
01:28:38.000 I'm not saying that.
01:28:39.000 You're saying they're equal.
01:28:40.000 I'm saying they're both corrupt.
01:28:42.000 And I'm saying that to say that Biden is like the good, that was like what everybody thought when he got into office.
01:28:46.000 Finally, the adults are in the room now.
01:28:48.000 But that's not really true.
01:28:50.000 And nothing really changed that much once they got in there.
01:28:54.000 It's not what, it's not like what everybody would like.
01:28:57.000 There's a good guy and a bad guy.
01:28:58.000 I think there's two bad guys.
01:29:02.000 And I think there's corruption that exists in big business and in government that is on a scale that we probably would get violently ill if we found out the actual numbers and what really is going on in terms of influence and how decisions get made and about how certain people become immune to prosecution and certain people become...
01:29:24.000 Jeffrey Epstein.
01:29:26.000 There's a lot.
01:29:27.000 There's a lot.
01:29:27.000 The Epstein thing is fucking nuts.
01:29:30.000 It's nuts that they put that woman in jail for sex trafficking to no one.
01:29:36.000 Who are the people?
01:29:38.000 There's no list.
01:29:39.000 You have no idea.
01:29:40.000 There's no disclosure.
01:29:42.000 But the fact that no one's asking for that and the people that were involved in these crimes have never been brought to justice or even discussed And it's just something that just gets swept under the table.
01:29:51.000 There's no outcry.
01:29:53.000 There's no people demanding an investigation to find out what the fuck happened.
01:29:57.000 There's real clear evidence that he was murdered.
01:30:00.000 And everyone's trying to say, oh, it was just suicide.
01:30:03.000 No big deal.
01:30:05.000 And they're like, oh, the cameras didn't work.
01:30:06.000 No big deal.
01:30:07.000 Whatever.
01:30:07.000 It's over.
01:30:08.000 Let's not talk about it anymore.
01:30:09.000 That's nuts.
01:30:11.000 That's crazy.
01:30:11.000 There's clear evidence that they did that in front of everybody's face.
01:30:15.000 They killed that guy.
01:30:16.000 He knew too much.
01:30:17.000 Who do you think killed him?
01:30:20.000 As you step right into a library.
01:30:22.000 Who fucking knows?
01:30:23.000 Who fucking knows?
01:30:24.000 I mean, the cameras were off.
01:30:26.000 Who knows?
01:30:26.000 They probably sat in an assassin who fucking strangled him.
01:30:30.000 And then made it look like it was some kind of a suicide attempt.
01:30:35.000 Yeah.
01:30:36.000 Wow.
01:30:37.000 I mean, it's pretty obvious that that's what they did.
01:30:40.000 Yeah.
01:30:40.000 I mean, Michael Badden, the autopsy doctor from the HBO series, he investigated the autopsy and he said the contusions, the ligature marks on his neck were indicative of someone being strangled.
01:30:53.000 He also said the break of the bones or the type of break that happens when someone's being strangled, not when someone's being hung.
01:30:59.000 When you're hung, it's your body weight.
01:31:01.000 That is hanging you, right?
01:31:03.000 So it's usually on the upper side of your neck because your weight is hanging you down.
01:31:07.000 But this was down on the bottom of his neck where he's getting fucking strangled by somebody.
01:31:12.000 And the bones in his neck were broken, which is what happens when you get strangled and doesn't happen when you get hung.
01:31:20.000 Wow.
01:31:21.000 Yeah.
01:31:22.000 It's just, like, physical evidence that shows that he was murdered.
01:31:25.000 There's also, like, all the circumstantial evidence, like the cameras being off is fucking ridiculous.
01:31:30.000 Yeah, and he was left with—he was on Suicide Watch and he didn't have a roommate and stuff like that.
01:31:36.000 There's a lot.
01:31:37.000 There's a lot going on with that.
01:31:38.000 Why do you suppose that— Because there's some situations that can lead to conspiracy, but that one's pretty flat-footed, right?
01:31:51.000 Where it's obviously dirty.
01:31:55.000 Why do you think that we do not have, as a society, an appetite for wanting to see...
01:32:03.000 Clarity around that.
01:32:05.000 I think it's the same thing why no one's paying attention to the UFO thing.
01:32:08.000 I think we're inundated with so much information.
01:32:11.000 There's so much going on.
01:32:12.000 There's the Ukraine war.
01:32:13.000 There's climate change.
01:32:15.000 There's this, there's that.
01:32:16.000 There's wildfires.
01:32:17.000 There's fucking pollution in the ocean.
01:32:19.000 It's like it's constant.
01:32:21.000 There's always something to be freaked out about.
01:32:23.000 Oh, people are dropping like flies, and myocarditis, and how much of it is climate change, and how much of it is vaccine injury, and how much of it is this, and then there's new medications that are coming out to deal with this and that, and what are the side effects of those, and there's new corruption here, and new there,
01:32:38.000 and crypto, and financial, and Sam Bankman-Fried's release.
01:32:43.000 We're just overwhelmed with information.
01:32:46.000 And I think we're just like, bah!
01:32:48.000 News cycle is like three seconds.
01:32:50.000 It's in and out, and then there's a new football player.
01:32:52.000 And then, yeah, there's like, occasionally there's an interesting take on it.
01:32:57.000 Yeah.
01:32:57.000 And then people are like, wow, that was a great article.
01:32:59.000 So Epstein didn't kill himself.
01:33:02.000 Anyway, what else?
01:33:03.000 Yeah.
01:33:03.000 Well, there's so much debate about the lab leak theory, and that keeps people occupied.
01:33:09.000 There's so much debate about funding gain-of-function research, whether or not Fauci lied to Congress, which it appears he did.
01:33:16.000 There's so much.
01:33:18.000 There's so much to freak out about.
01:33:21.000 Unless you're one of those people, like you're a climate change guy and you concentrate on one specific thing and that's all you focus on all the time, you're overwhelmed.
01:33:31.000 You're overwhelmed by constant new threats, constant new distractions and dangers and things to freak out about, and you're overwhelmed with anxiety and existential angst.
01:33:42.000 It's hard.
01:33:44.000 We're not designed to deal with the information that comes from 8 billion people.
01:33:48.000 We're designed to deal with local stuff.
01:33:50.000 Like, what's going on in my town?
01:33:52.000 What's happening in the country?
01:33:55.000 That's the big local.
01:33:56.000 The big community is the country.
01:33:58.000 And then the rest of the world is like, what's happening in Argentina?
01:34:01.000 Like, what's going on in Nicaragua?
01:34:04.000 But when it's just fucking thrown at you all day long, constantly, the cartels, the borders porous, fentanyl's coming in!
01:34:15.000 It's...
01:34:15.000 Title 42!
01:34:17.000 Jesus Christ!
01:34:19.000 You can't get a break unless you disconnect and unless you're off of social media and unless you're not reading the news and just trying to exist with the minimum amount of information coming at you possible.
01:34:31.000 You're overwhelmed.
01:34:32.000 Yeah.
01:34:33.000 You're overwhelmed.
01:34:34.000 I'm totally a news junkie.
01:34:36.000 Me too.
01:34:37.000 And there is, and it was one of the, because I used to just watch ESPN every night, and then my wife was like, I hate ESPN. So I'm like, alright.
01:34:46.000 So then we'll watch news.
01:34:48.000 You have to watch stuff together.
01:34:49.000 And now, she's like, full Dateline, right?
01:34:55.000 You know, like...
01:34:57.000 Which is like the history channel for women, right?
01:35:00.000 And so, but like the news, and I also know that like consuming too much news is not healthy, right?
01:35:08.000 Because that's some of my outrage machine, right?
01:35:11.000 And it's understanding different kind of things that don't line up, right?
01:35:19.000 Yeah.
01:35:20.000 But I do feel like we almost, you and I both have this same suspicion, but like we're coming from two different sides, which is fascinating.
01:35:29.000 What side do you think I'm coming from?
01:35:30.000 I think you are more likely to think that Biden is Satan, and I'm more likely to think that Trump is Satan.
01:35:38.000 I think Biden is a product of a very corrupt business that has been corrupt for a long time.
01:35:46.000 And he's just not that good at being discreet about it, not that good at covering it.
01:35:50.000 I also think, you know, when he bragged about getting the prosecutor fired in Ukraine, I think he's just a guy that has a lot of like, I'll fucking show them.
01:36:00.000 I'll show them.
01:36:01.000 And it's dumb.
01:36:02.000 And I think that's why a lot of his stuff gets exposed.
01:36:06.000 I don't think he's evil incarnate.
01:36:09.000 I think he's one of those people that is in charge of government and has been in that business, entrenched in that business forever.
01:36:16.000 I think it's a deeply corrupting business because it's so overwhelmingly corrupted by financial interests and by business and contracts and military industrial complex and the pharmaceutical industrial complex and there's so much influence.
01:36:31.000 There's so many lobbyists.
01:36:33.000 There's so much going on.
01:36:34.000 There's so many deals being brokered.
01:36:35.000 I think he's a product of that.
01:36:37.000 I think Trump is a businessman who, for sure, has been involved in some shady shit.
01:36:43.000 You know, the Trump University thing is a good one.
01:36:46.000 But he's also a guy that was a Democrat most of his life, and he's also a guy that knows how gross that system is.
01:36:53.000 And he was a part of it until he became a president.
01:36:58.000 And then he's an outsider.
01:37:00.000 And I don't think that— He's a master entertainer.
01:37:03.000 Yeah.
01:37:04.000 It's hilarious, dude.
01:37:06.000 A master at it.
01:37:07.000 Like, that debate where he brought in Paula Jones after him on the bus for Access Hollywood...
01:37:19.000 I mean, there's very few people that have walked this earth that would be able to navigate that situation the way he did.
01:37:28.000 That was...
01:37:29.000 And some of it's, you know, having ice in your blood.
01:37:32.000 Yeah.
01:37:32.000 You know what I mean?
01:37:32.000 And being this larger-than-life character.
01:37:34.000 It's just like, wow, just everyone who watched that, we're like, what did we just see?
01:37:41.000 What, he's winning now?
01:37:43.000 Yeah.
01:37:43.000 He was just down by 20 points two seconds ago.
01:37:47.000 Right.
01:37:48.000 Right.
01:37:48.000 And so there is—because I think that Trump and Biden will not be the nominees.
01:37:57.000 I think it's a long way off.
01:37:59.000 I think that—I do think that, you know, what do I know?
01:38:05.000 But I'm just—some of it is just kind of like, you know, it's the sport of politics.
01:38:11.000 But I don't think that— That it's, I think, I think if Trump goes down, I think Biden's like, I'm out.
01:38:20.000 And so who takes his place?
01:38:22.000 Well, I mean, I don't think he quits, but I think he goes, I'm not, I think then someone's like, we don't need you to run.
01:38:28.000 I think that's why he's running is because he's the only one that could beat Trump.
01:38:33.000 Man, I wonder.
01:38:35.000 On the Democratic side.
01:38:36.000 Well, by the way, it's like – or the Republican side.
01:38:40.000 None of these Republicans is as well-liked as they are or how well they kind of work the outrage machine.
01:38:50.000 They can't compete with him.
01:38:51.000 Well, I think Ron DeSantis is finding that out, that he can't compete with them.
01:38:58.000 I think he was so successful and so loved as the governor of Florida that pulled everybody through the COVID crisis that he was going to take this no-nonsense, conservative approach and then run the country in a good way, and everyone's going to get back to the way America used to be.
01:39:12.000 He's going to be the strict dad.
01:39:13.000 Yeah, right.
01:39:14.000 Right, but it doesn't seem like he can compete against the Trump machine, and people are angry at him now.
01:39:20.000 Republicans are angry at him now for going against Trump.
01:39:22.000 Yeah.
01:39:23.000 And so that's not a good spot to be in.
01:39:25.000 You don't want to be on the opposite side of that Trump machine if you're a Republican.
01:39:29.000 Oh, that poor fuck.
01:39:31.000 What'd you see, that interview that he did with Tucker Carlson?
01:39:34.000 He was talking about the demise of the cities in America and all the problems that we have in America, and he said, that's not my concern.
01:39:41.000 And they're like, you're done.
01:39:42.000 You just fucked up.
01:39:44.000 That's it.
01:39:45.000 No one cares about you now.
01:39:46.000 He literally killed his campaign with that one conversation with Tucker Carlson.
01:39:52.000 Well, it would have been a miracle for him to...
01:39:55.000 I mean, I just think as someone...
01:39:59.000 You know, like in the entertainment industry, you eat a lot of shit.
01:40:03.000 You know, comedy clubs getting on stage, you know, the owner just being a dick to you.
01:40:11.000 But, like, Mike Pence, seeing those gallows, his kids were visiting.
01:40:17.000 He was, like, running.
01:40:18.000 His life was in danger.
01:40:19.000 He knew, like, I can't get in that car.
01:40:22.000 And he's...
01:40:23.000 What are you talking about?
01:40:25.000 Mike Pence, when they were taking him away from the Capitol, they were like, he refused to get in the car because there was an expectation that the Secret Service was going to take him away from the Capitol so that they couldn't complete what he was supervising on January 6th.
01:40:47.000 Well, there was people that were looking for him.
01:40:49.000 They wanted to attack him.
01:40:51.000 There was tons of those.
01:40:53.000 So essentially Nancy Pelosi and the head of Congress and the Senate, they were taken away from the Capitol.
01:41:02.000 And Mike Pence, there was a car downstairs and they're like, we're going to take you away.
01:41:05.000 And he's like, I'm not getting in that car.
01:41:08.000 Because if he got in that car and they took him to, I don't know, Pennsylvania, then they couldn't complete it.
01:41:20.000 One of the tactics was not certifying the votes.
01:41:25.000 That was the tactic.
01:41:27.000 So that's where he had the self-discipline to go, I'm not getting in that car, I need to certify the votes.
01:41:34.000 But the fact that he was almost killed and that people were sicked on him and then he's like, you know, I don't know if Trump should be indicted.
01:41:45.000 That's where I'm kind of like, I've eaten so much shit and I've kissed so much ass, but I have not come close to what Mike Pence is...
01:41:56.000 That's where ambition was more important than...
01:42:00.000 Certain self-dignity.
01:42:02.000 Yeah, I'm not aware of that.
01:42:03.000 I'm not aware of the facts behind that at all.
01:42:06.000 But I don't think that anyone's going to vote for him for president.
01:42:10.000 No.
01:42:10.000 He's just not a presidential guy.
01:42:11.000 He's not a guy that you think of as a leader.
01:42:13.000 He just seemed very weird.
01:42:16.000 Well, it's just he was—they put him on the ticket because he was going to get the evangelicals.
01:42:22.000 Yes.
01:42:23.000 Right?
01:42:24.000 Yeah.
01:42:24.000 I mean, I think he is a man of faith, but he's also...
01:42:29.000 I mean, they're all politicians.
01:42:32.000 It's like, you know, when you talk about any politician, Barack, you know, Clinton, it's like, people are like, yeah, they're politicians.
01:42:39.000 I'm like, yeah!
01:42:40.000 That's what they do.
01:42:41.000 That's what they do.
01:42:42.000 Do you know what I mean?
01:42:43.000 It's like...
01:42:45.000 It's not like encouraging.
01:42:47.000 It's like saying an agent takes 10%.
01:42:50.000 I'm like, yeah, they're an agent.
01:42:52.000 They help you get jobs and they get 10%.
01:42:54.000 That's why they do it.
01:42:55.000 Yeah.
01:42:56.000 You know what I mean?
01:42:57.000 That's their job.
01:42:58.000 They want their cut.
01:42:59.000 Yeah, it helps you.
01:43:00.000 Yeah.
01:43:00.000 It's a business.
01:43:01.000 Yeah, that's how it works.
01:43:02.000 All those things work together.
01:43:04.000 Yeah.
01:43:05.000 If you have a bad agent, you think your agent's just taking money and not doing any work, well, then you got an argument.
01:43:10.000 Yeah.
01:43:10.000 But, yeah, I think that...
01:43:13.000 There's no one that stands out other than RFK. He stands out to me as being very unique.
01:43:20.000 And who's that gentleman, Vivek, how do you say his last name?
01:43:24.000 The Indian guy who's running as a Republican.
01:43:27.000 Yeah.
01:43:28.000 The young guy.
01:43:28.000 Very smart.
01:43:29.000 Very interesting.
01:43:30.000 Have you had him on the show?
01:43:32.000 No, I haven't.
01:43:32.000 I haven't talked to him.
01:43:33.000 But I'm impressed with his ability to talk about complex situations.
01:43:38.000 Right.
01:43:39.000 Ramaswamy.
01:43:40.000 Ramaswamy.
01:43:42.000 Vivek Ramaswamy.
01:43:43.000 Very very smart guy.
01:43:46.000 He's young.
01:43:47.000 He's a very young guy.
01:43:48.000 I mean, how old is he?
01:43:49.000 37. Yeah, very young.
01:43:50.000 Like, only two years older than you, like, the cutoff.
01:43:53.000 Like, it's 35, right?
01:43:54.000 You can't be younger than 35?
01:43:56.000 I don't know if I want a 37-year-old guy running the country.
01:43:59.000 Seems a little young.
01:44:01.000 But he's super intelligent and very interesting.
01:44:04.000 And he could perhaps be a guy that would bring hope to rational conservatives in the future.
01:44:13.000 Yeah, it's interesting because we are in this age where he's kind of rising above some of that cultural stuff, right?
01:44:24.000 Or he's intending to.
01:44:26.000 Yeah, the cultural stuff is fucking crazy.
01:44:29.000 And it's also, you know, that's exacerbated by social media, too.
01:44:34.000 And it's also exacerbated by trolls, like people that are hired to stir up shit and hired to get people at each other's throats.
01:44:42.000 Yeah.
01:44:43.000 And we're all being manipulated, all of us, everyone, constantly, all day long.
01:44:48.000 There's so many pieces of evidence of...
01:44:53.000 Of interference, where it's not just discourse where people are just discussing things online.
01:44:58.000 There's people that are hired to take egregious, ridiculous positions and fight against other people and say horrible things and attack people.
01:45:08.000 They're doing it on purpose.
01:45:09.000 They're doing it to try to disrupt rational conversation and rational disagreements where people could possibly come to some sort of a reasonable conclusion.
01:45:21.000 Alright, how is the Russian-Ukraine conflict going to end?
01:45:26.000 Since we are unqualified to talk about all of this.
01:45:28.000 Yes, let's talk about more things we're unqualified to talk about.
01:45:30.000 What is going to happen?
01:45:32.000 Besides the end of the world.
01:45:34.000 The end of the world is the scary one, right?
01:45:36.000 It's like when the Wagner group was marching towards Russia, I was like, holy shit.
01:45:44.000 I know.
01:45:44.000 Well, by the way, that guy was, whatever his name is, he's in Russia, and he's like, I thought he'd be dead by now.
01:45:56.000 Yeah.
01:45:57.000 He's like in Russia.
01:45:58.000 There was like a photograph of him.
01:46:01.000 And so like...
01:46:02.000 He's got his own army.
01:46:04.000 I know, but like...
01:46:06.000 Wild.
01:46:06.000 I don't know, I just think...
01:46:08.000 There he is?
01:46:08.000 Yeah, he was...
01:46:10.000 Purgosian?
01:46:11.000 Purgosian, yeah, he was...
01:46:12.000 There was a photograph of him.
01:46:14.000 Yeah, right there.
01:46:15.000 Wow.
01:46:16.000 Appears on the sidelines of Russia-Africa summer in St. Petersburg.
01:46:19.000 Wow.
01:46:21.000 Paramilitary Group's founder has continued being seen at events in Russia despite supposedly agreeing exile in Belarus.
01:46:28.000 Wow.
01:46:29.000 Yeah, I mean, there's a power struggle going on there.
01:46:31.000 And that guy is a billionaire with his own private army, which is wild.
01:46:37.000 You know, he seems like a Simpsons storyline.
01:46:42.000 Right.
01:46:42.000 Do you know what I mean?
01:46:43.000 Like, I work for the president, I cater his meals.
01:46:47.000 Then I pitch.
01:46:48.000 I run my own army.
01:46:54.000 Because I think the Wagner Group, essentially in all of Africa, it's the Wagner Group.
01:47:00.000 It's not even the Russian army.
01:47:02.000 Really?
01:47:02.000 You know that.
01:47:03.000 Yeah.
01:47:03.000 Yeah.
01:47:04.000 It's like...
01:47:05.000 Because they did all the stuff in Syria and stuff like that.
01:47:08.000 So it's this mercenary army, which is, by the way, not that unique.
01:47:15.000 So when I worked on Peter Pan, you get into the pirate thing, and the British Navy...
01:47:27.000 The reason they ended up with this great navy is because they hired a bunch of pirates, too.
01:47:34.000 They were like, hey, we're fighting the French.
01:47:36.000 You want to work for us?
01:47:37.000 And they're like, yeah, all right.
01:47:38.000 You can have some of Jamaica.
01:47:40.000 Hey, we're fighting Spain.
01:47:42.000 Do you want to?
01:47:42.000 And they're like, yeah, all right.
01:47:44.000 And they're like, all right, you can have some of, you know, we'll make you a lord.
01:47:49.000 You know what I mean?
01:47:51.000 It's a very American thing, too.
01:47:55.000 You see this with billionaires, and I'm not applying this to Musk, but all these billionaires, they achieve incredible success, right?
01:48:10.000 And you know that they're kind of like squashing other companies.
01:48:14.000 And then they're kind of like, all right, now I've got to redeem myself.
01:48:18.000 You know, like Carnegie did it, Getty did it, you know.
01:48:21.000 Philanthropy.
01:48:21.000 You know, it's like, let's scrub up that perception.
01:48:25.000 Hey, how about a terrific acting school?
01:48:29.000 How about the most beautiful building on 50th Street in Manhattan?
01:48:33.000 How about a museum?
01:48:35.000 It cleans up some tactics that were probably questionable.
01:48:43.000 There's definitely a lot of that.
01:48:45.000 Right?
01:48:45.000 Yeah.
01:48:47.000 Yeah, so there's a lot of shitty things going on, all simultaneously happening.
01:48:51.000 And, you know, we're supposed to be the beacon of democracy for the world.
01:48:57.000 We're supposed to be the greatest example of the experiment of self-government the world has ever known.
01:49:02.000 And we're being influenced and manipulated left and right constantly.
01:49:08.000 I mean, there's this one group that is pretty...
01:49:14.000 Jennifer Lawrence does this thing.
01:49:16.000 It's like some kind of...
01:49:19.000 I worked with Ed Helms.
01:49:25.000 And there's this...
01:49:26.000 It's this nonpartisan group that is all about...
01:49:31.000 You know, like, for instance, getting rid of gerrymandering, you know, rank choice voting, you know, some of the Andrew Yang stuff.
01:49:40.000 It's like all this nonpartisan things that conservatives and liberals and moderates essentially all, you know, because essentially what's happening now is that 70% of the American public will want one thing to happen.
01:50:00.000 And our government officials will not do it because they're so beholden to special interests.
01:50:08.000 And so it's like we really don't have a representative democracy.
01:50:13.000 It's pretty scary.
01:50:15.000 It is scary.
01:50:16.000 Yeah.
01:50:16.000 It's money.
01:50:17.000 You have to take money out of politics.
01:50:19.000 And how do you do that?
01:50:20.000 Like imagine trying to go in there and untangle that bag of wires.
01:50:23.000 Right.
01:50:23.000 Or saying, you know, next presidential election is only going to be six weeks.
01:50:29.000 And then the TV places are going to be like, but there's commercials.
01:50:33.000 We make all our money.
01:50:35.000 You know, it's...
01:50:36.000 So it's kind of two sides of it.
01:50:39.000 It's like...
01:50:40.000 It's also like the pharmaceutical commercials, you know, they're...
01:50:44.000 I think they're only legal in the U.S. and New Zealand.
01:50:47.000 Yeah.
01:50:48.000 New Zealand's far more restrictive than the U.S. too.
01:50:51.000 But if they got rid of them...
01:50:53.000 You know, alright, I guess we gotta get rid of half our channels.
01:50:59.000 Well, they probably would, and that probably would be good.
01:51:03.000 And then it would be the rise of independent news sources and real journalism, which you're seeing more on the internet now than you're seeing in mainstream media.
01:51:10.000 Independent news sources on the internet are far more reliable in my opinion than what you're seeing on Fox News or on MSNBC. What you get on those is sanctioned propaganda.
01:51:23.000 And what you get on independent channels is people that don't have a vested interest.
01:51:28.000 They're not being controlled by corporate interest.
01:51:30.000 And they have the ability to, whether it's guys like Jimmy Dore or whether it's Breaking Points, they have the ability to talk about things in a complex way and look at them on both sides and find out what the influence is and where the corruption is and talk about it publicly and openly.
01:51:46.000 And because of that, because these are the only sources that are available now, is independent sources where people are individuals that you can trust because you know they don't lie.
01:51:55.000 They might have their biases, but they're not being influenced by corporations.
01:51:59.000 Yeah, but I do sit there, and I think the lesson of Fox News is...
01:52:06.000 I remember when Fox News kind of rose, and they started with the mainstream media kind of language, is that what I learned is, oh, it's impossible for a human being, whether it be Walter Cronkite or Jesse Waters...
01:52:23.000 To deliver a sentence of news information without kind of having their personality.
01:52:31.000 It's impossible for it to be completely objective.
01:52:34.000 Do you know what I mean?
01:52:35.000 Even the most boring newscaster, it's like, well, now they're downplaying this riot.
01:52:41.000 You know what I mean?
01:52:42.000 There was a riot.
01:52:43.000 Because CNN used to be like that.
01:52:45.000 It used to be very talky head, right?
01:52:48.000 And...
01:52:50.000 But I don't know.
01:52:51.000 It's weird, because I think it's hard for something to be completely objective.
01:52:57.000 It's very hard.
01:52:58.000 It's almost impossible.
01:52:59.000 Well, one of the things about breaking points with Crystal and Sager is that Sager is conservative and Crystal is liberal.
01:53:06.000 And the two of them have differing opinions, but respectfully and educated.
01:53:11.000 And they talk about things from a fact-based perspective.
01:53:17.000 When has that existed on mainstream news?
01:53:20.000 You just have crossing points.
01:53:22.000 There's a few of those shows.
01:53:24.000 The McLaughlin Group.
01:53:25.000 Yeah, there's a few of those shows where they'd have one dorky conservative or one dorky liberal.
01:53:29.000 But also then they'd have to do the quips, right?
01:53:32.000 Oh, yeah.
01:53:33.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:53:33.000 Crossing.
01:53:34.000 There's the problem with those shows, too, is that they're very limited in time, right?
01:53:38.000 So if you have a guest on and you have one segment with that guest, you have seven minutes to discuss the complications of NATO encroaching on Russia and how much of an influence that had on Putin invading Ukraine.
01:53:51.000 It's complicated.
01:53:52.000 You'd have to go into the coup, the organized coup that was probably funded by the United States in 2014. You'd have to go into the fact that we've been delivering arms to them.
01:54:01.000 A lot of shit that you would have to unwrap.
01:54:04.000 The influence and the amount of time that you would need to do that is hours and hours and probably multiple episodes.
01:54:11.000 Instead, they have to jam it all into five minutes and then we'll be right back with cute cats.
01:54:15.000 We'll be right back with, you know, here's a new thing that you should take.
01:54:20.000 Here's a new study that shows that, you know, obesity could be conquered by this.
01:54:25.000 Are carrots bad for you?
01:54:27.000 It's always something like...
01:54:28.000 You're like, I gotta find out if carrots are bad for me.
01:54:32.000 I always had a feeling carrots were bad.
01:54:35.000 Carrot juice is supposed to be not that great for you.
01:54:38.000 Really?
01:54:38.000 Yeah, it's supposed to be...
01:54:40.000 Juice.
01:54:41.000 That's the problem with...
01:54:42.000 Carrot juice is very high in sugar.
01:54:43.000 Juice is bad.
01:54:44.000 It's delicious.
01:54:45.000 But carrot juice is fucking delicious.
01:54:46.000 Oh, it's amazing.
01:54:47.000 Like organic carrot juice...
01:54:48.000 And ginger.
01:54:49.000 Right out of the thing.
01:54:50.000 Ginger.
01:54:51.000 Oh, it's so lovely.
01:54:52.000 Yeah.
01:54:52.000 What is...
01:54:53.000 So, like, why...
01:54:55.000 Given that, like, we know that juice is, like, orange juice.
01:54:59.000 I like grapefruit juice.
01:55:01.000 It's so funny.
01:55:01.000 I do material on something, and then I end up liking it.
01:55:04.000 Like, I like hiking now, and now I like grapefruit juice.
01:55:07.000 It's, like, so annoying.
01:55:09.000 But, like, orange juice and grapefruit juice, tomato juice, it's all...
01:55:16.000 You're just drinking sugar, right?
01:55:18.000 So it's, like, why is there, when you go...
01:55:24.000 To, you know, breakfast.
01:55:26.000 It's still there.
01:55:28.000 Do you know what I mean?
01:55:28.000 And by the way, you know, I like a glass of orange juice.
01:55:30.000 Well, it's the same reason why pancakes are there.
01:55:32.000 Pancakes are there because people like them.
01:55:34.000 And the fact that cereal still exists when we know that's the worst thing to feed a child.
01:55:40.000 Right?
01:55:41.000 Just sugar and shitty carbohydrates.
01:55:44.000 Right?
01:55:44.000 Yeah.
01:55:45.000 I always feel like such a hero when I get my kids to eat eggs and bacon and there's no bread or anything.
01:55:53.000 I'm like, I did it.
01:55:55.000 They just had protein.
01:55:57.000 They had healthy fats.
01:55:58.000 And then they go and they just probably eat candy.
01:56:01.000 Yeah, orange juice.
01:56:02.000 Like a big 16-ounce glass of orange juice.
01:56:04.000 That's so alien.
01:56:05.000 Like there's no other time when you're eating food naturally that you get that kind of a dose of sugar.
01:56:11.000 Like how much sugar is in...
01:56:13.000 Let's Google this.
01:56:14.000 How much sugar is in a 16-ounce glass of fresh-squeezed orange juice?
01:56:19.000 I bet it's extraordinary.
01:56:20.000 I bet the amount of oranges you would have to eat to get that sugar.
01:56:24.000 And again, when you're eating an orange, you're eating it with the pulp and the fiber and it digests more slowly.
01:56:30.000 It's more natural.
01:56:31.000 It's normal.
01:56:32.000 It's the way...
01:56:33.000 Your body likes fruit because fruit is delicious because it tricks your body into eating it and then you eat the seeds, you shit them out, and then the seeds grow and then plants grow.
01:56:41.000 That's the whole nature hustle.
01:56:44.000 Yeah.
01:56:44.000 That's why fruit's so good for you.
01:56:46.000 It's filled with vitamins.
01:56:47.000 I got two answers, unfortunately.
01:56:49.000 First answer says 16-ounce glasses, 37 grams.
01:56:52.000 But then right below it, I see 24 grams per 8 ounces.
01:56:57.000 Oh, so it could be 50, 48. It's a lot.
01:57:00.000 That's a shit ton of sugar.
01:57:03.000 So, like, if you saw that on the back of...
01:57:05.000 A can of SpaghettiOs, you'd be like, well, I'm not...
01:57:08.000 Right.
01:57:09.000 That's not good.
01:57:10.000 It's all sugar.
01:57:11.000 But you would never be that much sugar in a can of SpaghettiOs.
01:57:13.000 That's a shit ton of sugar.
01:57:15.000 That's like more...
01:57:16.000 What is...
01:57:17.000 Okay.
01:57:17.000 What is it in a Coke?
01:57:18.000 How much sugar is in a Coca-Cola?
01:57:19.000 Yeah.
01:57:20.000 That's about what it is.
01:57:21.000 It's the same as orange juice.
01:57:22.000 So your body, other than getting vitamin C, is getting the same kind of sugar dose that you get from a glass of soda.
01:57:30.000 Wow.
01:57:30.000 Wow.
01:57:30.000 Yeah.
01:57:31.000 It's not good.
01:57:33.000 It's not good.
01:57:34.000 It's delicious.
01:57:35.000 Not bad every now and again.
01:57:37.000 There's a can of spaghettios.
01:57:39.000 11 grams in a can of spaghettios.
01:57:40.000 Wow, that's a lot.
01:57:41.000 But that's not 48. It's also not 12 ounces.
01:57:44.000 Yeah, right.
01:57:47.000 Yeah.
01:57:47.000 Yeah.
01:57:48.000 Oh, it's only four ounces?
01:57:51.000 Oh, now it's 15.8 ounces.
01:57:52.000 Oh, 15 ounces.
01:57:53.000 Okay.
01:57:53.000 So yeah, so 11 ounces in the same basic volume.
01:57:55.000 So it's healthier to eat SpaghettiOs than to drink a glass of orange juice.
01:57:58.000 Isn't that wild?
01:57:59.000 Isn't that wild?
01:58:00.000 Well, then you're also getting the sugar from the wheat that's getting processed, the pasta in your body.
01:58:08.000 Yeah.
01:58:09.000 What about gluten-free pasta?
01:58:11.000 Because during the pandemic, you were like, get rid of bread and sugar and see what you're doing.
01:58:17.000 And so when I would cheat and I would have gluten-free pizza, and by the way, you bring that up to an Italian, they're like, we don't do gluten-free pizza.
01:58:26.000 But if you have gluten-free pizza or gluten-free pasta, is that better or am I just kidding myself?
01:58:32.000 No.
01:58:32.000 It really depends on what it's made out of.
01:58:35.000 Now, if you have a gluten sensitivity, like two of my kids have gluten sensitivities.
01:58:39.000 One of them really has a problem with gluten.
01:58:42.000 It just gets swollen, so it just feels like shit, like bad stomach aches.
01:58:48.000 If you do that, yeah, gluten-free pasta is better because they can eat gluten-free pasta and they don't have any problems.
01:58:54.000 But it's also what's interesting is, and many people talk about this, when you go to Italy and you eat pasta over there, you don't have the same reaction because they don't have the same bread.
01:59:04.000 They don't have the same wheat.
01:59:05.000 They have...
01:59:06.000 They have heirloom wheat.
01:59:08.000 So their wheat has never been genetically modified.
01:59:11.000 They have the same wheat they've had for hundreds of years.
01:59:13.000 So when you eat bread and pasta, it's not the best thing in the world for you, but it does not have the same effect on your body.
01:59:19.000 I don't have this overwhelming feeling of, like, inflammation and grossness that I have when I eat American pasta.
01:59:26.000 Because American pasta, what they've done is modified the wheat for higher yield with smaller ground.
01:59:33.000 So you're saying you don't love your country.
01:59:35.000 That's what I'm saying.
01:59:36.000 No, but it's like, why?
01:59:37.000 But we could go around so many different things.
01:59:40.000 And I'm not talking about, you know, in World War II, you know, they had to make cheese slices in a large quantity so that they could give them to all the soldiers.
01:59:52.000 That's why we have sliced American cheese and stuff like that.
01:59:55.000 But, like, why does it seem with every food item that America is...
02:00:04.000 The worst.
02:00:05.000 By the way, if Americans care about money, it's like you're going to pay at the end.
02:00:12.000 But not the same people pay.
02:00:13.000 The same people don't pay at the end.
02:00:15.000 So it's all money.
02:00:16.000 It's all money.
02:00:17.000 There's higher yield.
02:00:18.000 There's more money.
02:00:19.000 But we're going to have to pay for medical costs.
02:00:20.000 Right, but they're not paying.
02:00:21.000 Other people are paying.
02:00:23.000 So the people that are involved in the industry that makes wheat, makes corn, makes these different things, all they're thinking about is maximizing profits.
02:00:30.000 So in the pursuit of maximizing profits, they create an item that's worse for your health.
02:00:35.000 And they don't care.
02:00:36.000 So it's up to you.
02:00:37.000 So as long as there's other options, as long as other options are readily available, it's up to you to decide to only eat things that aren't modified and aren't bad for you and aren't filled with pesticides, eating organic, eating healthier stuff.
02:00:51.000 But if it's a corporation, a corporation's obligation is to their shareholders.
02:00:57.000 So they have to continue to make more money and they make decisions that would maximize profit.
02:01:03.000 And in doing so, a lot of times they're making a product that's worse for your health than the original product.
02:01:09.000 But it lasts on the shelf longer.
02:01:12.000 You get higher yield for acreage.
02:01:14.000 And that's what they do.
02:01:15.000 It's all money.
02:01:16.000 Now there's certain people that have recognized that and have changed their farms.
02:01:21.000 Like I had Will Harris from White Oaks Pastures on the podcast.
02:01:25.000 A fascinating guy.
02:01:26.000 And he had an industrial farm that his family was running forever.
02:01:29.000 And over the course of 20 years converted it to a regenerative farm and a natural farm where it's all organic and no pesticides, no herbicides.
02:01:39.000 When they have a problem with some sort of invasive insect, they bring in another insect that kills those insects.
02:01:45.000 That's not the guy who did Biggest Little Farm documentary.
02:01:49.000 That's an amazing documentary.
02:01:50.000 Is that Joel Salatin?
02:01:52.000 Is Joel Salatin the Biggest Little Farm?
02:01:54.000 That's a guy from Polyface Farms, who's also a regenerative agricultural expert, who I've also...
02:01:59.000 Because this guy who did this, I think he was like a DP and his wife.
02:02:04.000 They lived in LA. By the way, it's really fascinating because that's the whole thing of like, okay, you've got a snail problem.
02:02:13.000 Buy some ducks and let the ducks in there.
02:02:16.000 Okay, you've got a wolf problem.
02:02:19.000 Well, don't kill the wolves because if you don't kill the wolves, then you're going to have all these gophers.
02:02:24.000 You know what I mean?
02:02:25.000 So it's like...
02:02:26.000 It's a full circle of life thing on the farm.
02:02:29.000 Yeah.
02:02:30.000 Well, the way Will Harris describes it, he's like essentially you're reproducing nature in a controlled environment.
02:02:36.000 So instead of applying pesticides and herbicides and chemicals and toxins, which leads to horrific runoff.
02:02:43.000 One of the things that we've showed on this podcast multiple times is they documented how their farm is connected to industrialized farms.
02:02:50.000 There's an industrialized farm right next to it.
02:02:52.000 And the river runs through both properties.
02:02:55.000 But there is a clear line where the runoff from this industrial farm is just this brown pollutants that's going into the river because it's industrial fertilizer.
02:03:07.000 And on his side, the water's clear.
02:03:10.000 Because on his side, he doesn't use any of that stuff.
02:03:12.000 And they have fertile topsoil.
02:03:14.000 Because during the regenerative farming practices of using manure, the cows only eat grass, and this all creates its own natural fertilizer.
02:03:26.000 And then you have the pigs, which are roaming and foraging, and you have the chickens that are roaming and foraging.
02:03:32.000 And then you grow the vegetables with that manure as fertilizer.
02:03:36.000 And then everything sort of has its place.
02:03:38.000 And it recreates what a natural environment would be.
02:03:43.000 It's just contained.
02:03:44.000 It's just fenced in and many, many, many acres.
02:03:47.000 And it's all like this recreation of nature, a natural method.
02:03:51.000 That's what people should eat.
02:03:52.000 The soil is living.
02:03:53.000 Yeah, that's what we're supposed to be eating.
02:03:55.000 And, you know, Russia has banned GMO foods.
02:03:58.000 Well, I feel like Europe has done that too, right?
02:04:01.000 They should.
02:04:02.000 And we should probably do it here.
02:04:03.000 And then, by the way, genetically modified doesn't necessarily mean bad.
02:04:07.000 You know, there's been genetic modifications that have led to superior nutrition, and I think that's the case with, I believe it's golden rice, or it's more nutritious, more protein-rich rice, and it led to many more people not dying of famine and starvation.
02:04:23.000 There's different things that can be done to foods that make them superior.
02:04:28.000 You know, it's not all negative, but pesticides and herbicides, like on whole, like pretty much, are terrible.
02:04:36.000 And they're terrible because they're poison.
02:04:39.000 They kill weeds.
02:04:40.000 They kill bugs.
02:04:41.000 They're also, you know, and I just know this just from my limited experience in gardening.
02:04:47.000 It's just the quick fix.
02:04:50.000 It's not even the fix.
02:04:51.000 So it's like if you have aphids, you should just get ladybugs.
02:04:56.000 Right.
02:04:56.000 But that brings us back to money.
02:05:00.000 Because what is the cheapest way to do this is going to get the highest yield.
02:05:04.000 Well, the highest yield is genetically modified organisms, pesticides, and herbicides.
02:05:09.000 And then you just get massive amounts of crops, monocrop agriculture, which is totally unnatural.
02:05:14.000 It's totally unnatural to have a thousand acres of just corn growing in a place.
02:05:18.000 It doesn't happen in the wild.
02:05:19.000 Well, I think it was also the sapiens.
02:05:21.000 There was something also about farming that, you know, all right, so you could feed a lot of people where we had the corn and we had the potatoes, but all they ate was the potatoes.
02:05:35.000 They didn't eat anything else, whereas, like, before that, before farming, people would forage, and there was a variety to the diet, and there was more nutrition.
02:05:44.000 If you had food, you also had a lot of starvation, because sometimes you weren't successful.
02:05:48.000 And then, you know, they would have climate issues or issues with crops dying, and then you're fucked.
02:05:56.000 Well, by the way, so, like, you're only supposed to have one meal a day, right?
02:06:02.000 Well, only supposed to.
02:06:04.000 Isn't, like, breakfast the most important meal?
02:06:06.000 That's all BS. That's all BS. And, like, the food pyramid, that's all kind of, uh, how do we sell some milk?
02:06:10.000 The food pyramid's definitely horseshit.
02:06:12.000 Well, the food pyramid's horseshit because the bottom of it is all green.
02:06:16.000 You know, that's just bullshit.
02:06:17.000 But that's what they thought at one point in time, that that was like the staple of a good diet.
02:06:21.000 It's not a conspiracy.
02:06:22.000 They thought that that was the way to do it, you know?
02:06:25.000 And they were taught that in school, that that was the way to do it.
02:06:28.000 They got bad information.
02:06:30.000 And now we understand that's probably not the way to do it.
02:06:33.000 And the right way to do it is to eat real food, to eat real organic vegetables, real organic meat and fish.
02:06:39.000 And then the fish thing, it's like, how much mercury poisoning is in the fish?
02:06:44.000 How much heavy metal toxins are in the fish?
02:06:45.000 What kind of environment were these fish growing up in?
02:06:50.000 If you eat a lot of fish, you can get sick.
02:06:54.000 There's people that have gotten sick from eating too much sushi.
02:06:57.000 Yeah.
02:06:59.000 It's just crazy.
02:07:00.000 It's just, and there's just also just so much, there used to be so many fish, and I don't know if you've seen that map of like just the Gulf of Mexico.
02:07:10.000 It's like brutal.
02:07:11.000 Oh, it's devastated.
02:07:12.000 We've, I don't know what the numbers are.
02:07:14.000 Let's find out.
02:07:15.000 What percentage of fish have been removed from the ocean over the last 50 years?
02:07:21.000 Let's find that out.
02:07:23.000 I bet it's nuts.
02:07:24.000 When I wrote this book about...
02:07:27.000 I had all these jokes on oysters and how they were...
02:07:30.000 Because you know that Long Island, Oyster Bay...
02:07:33.000 It was called Oyster Bay because there were oysters everywhere.
02:07:36.000 And so when people would come to New York City...
02:07:39.000 When people would go to Boston, they'd get lobster.
02:07:41.000 When they'd come to New York City, they'd get clams and oysters.
02:07:45.000 And now it's like...
02:07:47.000 But we just gobbled through all the oysters on Long Island.
02:07:51.000 And I think that like worldwide we've eaten through 90% of the clams and oysters that existed.
02:08:00.000 Isn't that unbelievable?
02:08:02.000 It's insane because it happened so quickly.
02:08:05.000 We think humans have been around for hundreds of thousands of years.
02:08:08.000 And over the last few decades, we ate all the clams.
02:08:11.000 Yeah.
02:08:12.000 Just like all of them.
02:08:13.000 All the lobster.
02:08:14.000 And also all the fish.
02:08:16.000 You know, I played this character that worked at a fish refiner.
02:08:19.000 I didn't realize it.
02:08:21.000 All the streams, all the lakes, they're just farmed fish.
02:08:25.000 Because we destroyed the ecosystems in these things, or we gobbled up all the fish, so then we have to put, like, bass into these lakes that, I don't even know if they were there.
02:08:36.000 2048, no more fish.
02:08:38.000 Oh my god.
02:08:39.000 The current state of overfishing continues.
02:08:41.000 The world's oceans will be emptied for fish by 2048. What?
02:08:47.000 Wow.
02:08:49.000 Is that real?
02:08:51.000 Oceans are massively overfished.
02:08:53.000 Only 15% of the world's fisheries are in a relatively good condition.
02:08:57.000 The remaining 85% are fully or overexploited, depleted, or in a fragile state of recovery from exploitation.
02:09:05.000 There are no signs of things improving.
02:09:08.000 The planet's fishing fleet is two to three times larger than what oceans can support.
02:09:13.000 Wow, 97.4% of Pacific bluefin tuna gone.
02:09:19.000 Holy shit!
02:09:21.000 The bluefin tuna are at just 2.6% of its historic population.
02:09:27.000 Holy fuck!
02:09:30.000 By 2050, there could be more plastic than fish in the world's ocean, measured by weight.
02:09:36.000 Wow!
02:09:38.000 Yeah, I mean, it's the fish eating the plastic.
02:09:44.000 Well, it's also the pollution.
02:09:47.000 We've had Boyan Slott on the podcast.
02:09:49.000 He's a young man who created an invention to siphon the plastic out of the water, to filter the plastic out of the water.
02:09:58.000 And then they take that plastic and make things out of it.
02:10:00.000 They make like eyeglasses and stuff like that out of it.
02:10:03.000 It's pretty interesting because he's got this machine that goes over the Pacific garbage patch, that giant fucking enormous size of the state of Texas.
02:10:13.000 And they just scoop up This plastic, and then they carry it out, and then they take that plastic and convert it into usable goods.
02:10:22.000 I mean, that's where...
02:10:23.000 I don't understand the American...
02:10:25.000 There it is.
02:10:26.000 There's this ocean cleanup thing.
02:10:27.000 So he has this machine that they...
02:10:30.000 He's a really young guy.
02:10:31.000 I mean, I think he made this invention when he was 19 years old.
02:10:34.000 Brilliant, brilliant guy.
02:10:35.000 We've had him on twice, right?
02:10:37.000 Yeah.
02:10:39.000 But salute to him.
02:10:41.000 So this machine, and they've refined it over the years, they've employed multiple ones of it now, and they're using them to clean up oceans and rivers, and they just scoop up the plastic, and they take that plastic and recycle it.
02:10:54.000 There is a certain cynicism because, like, as somebody who's like, and then we're going to find out, you know, and then that...
02:11:01.000 What they're doing is they're creating a...
02:11:03.000 Accidentally creating a monster.
02:11:06.000 That's...
02:11:06.000 Because they're...
02:11:08.000 But, like, there is so much human ingenuity.
02:11:11.000 I can't figure...
02:11:12.000 I can't...
02:11:13.000 I can't understand why...
02:11:15.000 Because there's also a water shortage.
02:11:17.000 Why we can't...
02:11:20.000 You know, the three-fourths of the planet is, or maybe, I don't know, five-eighths or whatever, is water, but it's salt water, right?
02:11:27.000 So how, and like the water rights thing, it's like we can't figure out how to get the salt out of the water?
02:11:35.000 Well, we certainly can.
02:11:36.000 But it's too expensive, right?
02:11:38.000 I don't know.
02:11:40.000 I don't know why they haven't done that.
02:11:41.000 I know that California was working on desalination plants, and that was something that was discussed.
02:11:46.000 I mean, if anybody needs water, it's fucking California.
02:11:48.000 Right.
02:11:49.000 Yeah.
02:11:49.000 I mean, what about Phoenix?
02:11:50.000 Yeah.
02:11:51.000 Right.
02:11:51.000 Yeah.
02:11:52.000 I mean, if they could figure that out, we'd probably drain the water out of the ocean within 50 years.
02:11:56.000 And they'd be like, there's no more water left in the ocean.
02:11:59.000 And they'd be like, giant fucking water parks in Kansas.
02:12:02.000 Yeah.
02:12:05.000 Interior oceans or, we want to see whales in Nebraska!
02:12:09.000 And they'd have a fucking whale park.
02:12:11.000 Well, no, some of it is if we could, you know, like, fresh water is so key.
02:12:17.000 Yeah.
02:12:18.000 But I guess, do you think that there is something of the environmental crisis that people have an attitude of like, eh, we'll figure it out?
02:12:29.000 Yeah, we'll figure it out at the end.
02:12:31.000 I think it's like what we were talking about earlier with so many things to think about.
02:12:36.000 There's so much going on and there's a few people that concentrate on one issue in particular.
02:12:42.000 And then for the vast majority of us, there's just this fucking menu of things to freak out about.
02:12:49.000 Right.
02:12:50.000 And you just get overwhelmed.
02:12:51.000 And you have your own problems.
02:12:52.000 And you have your own life.
02:12:53.000 And you have, you know, a husband or a wife and kids and a mortgage and a job and this and that.
02:12:59.000 And family problems.
02:13:00.000 And fucking, you like to play bingo on Friday night.
02:13:03.000 Whatever the fuck it is.
02:13:04.000 Yeah.
02:13:05.000 You got a lot going on.
02:13:06.000 Like, how much can you really pay attention to?
02:13:09.000 It's just...
02:13:11.000 Boy, we're a real Debbie Downer on this show, aren't we?
02:13:13.000 No.
02:13:13.000 Today?
02:13:14.000 I think it's fascinating.
02:13:16.000 Somebody's like cleaning their garage.
02:13:17.000 They're listening to this.
02:13:18.000 It's definitely fascinating.
02:13:19.000 It's fascinating that we find ourselves in this very unusual time in human history.
02:13:23.000 It's a very unusual time where we're overwhelmed by information.
02:13:27.000 We're overwhelmed by problems, but also overwhelmed by innovation and things seem to be changing.
02:13:32.000 Insanely rapid pace.
02:13:34.000 We have more access to information than it's ever been available before.
02:13:38.000 People know more about more things than they ever have before.
02:13:41.000 And if you choose to really concentrate on things to enrich your intelligence and your acquiring of information, you could really have a pretty fascinating life today.
02:13:51.000 But we're also overwhelmed by fear and anxiety and social media and health problems and this and that and poor diet.
02:13:59.000 Environmental concerns and are we leaving behind a world for our kids?
02:14:03.000 There's so much.
02:14:05.000 There's so much to freak out about.
02:14:07.000 But there's also so much beauty and joy.
02:14:09.000 There's more art and music and comedy than ever before.
02:14:13.000 The movie industry is fucked.
02:14:16.000 They seem to be in a bad situation now.
02:14:20.000 And now that there's a strike going on with the...
02:14:22.000 The actors and the writers, it's like, fuck.
02:14:26.000 That's a bad situation.
02:14:28.000 But in terms of content, in terms of the amount of things that people produce, the amount of art that people produce, it's unprecedented.
02:14:38.000 Right.
02:14:38.000 It's the amount of- The variety compared to what we consumed as a child.
02:14:43.000 Incredible.
02:14:44.000 There were Happy Days episodes that didn't make sense.
02:14:48.000 They didn't make sense and you're like, oh, I guess that's good enough, right?
02:14:51.000 Yeah.
02:14:52.000 To jump the shark.
02:14:53.000 Yeah.
02:14:55.000 There was tons that was just absolute garbage and you're like, but you know what?
02:14:59.000 I love that Henry Winkler.
02:15:02.000 Well, the standards were far lower.
02:15:04.000 You ever go back and watch like an old television show today?
02:15:07.000 They seem so preposterous.
02:15:09.000 Go watch Leave It to Beaver.
02:15:12.000 You're like, what the fuck is this?
02:15:14.000 Well, that was fantasy stuff, right?
02:15:17.000 That was fantasy stuff.
02:15:18.000 Yeah.
02:15:19.000 Or just like, my three sons and stuff like that.
02:15:23.000 That was crazy.
02:15:24.000 Crazy.
02:15:25.000 Just no one lived like that.
02:15:28.000 And to set that standard, the people to aspire to that ridiculous fake life, that's also a problem with media depictions of reality, is that people start comparing themselves, just like kids are getting fucked up by social media, comparing themselves to filters and fake people.
02:15:43.000 Yeah, I mean, 15-year-old boys are looking at porn.
02:15:46.000 Yeah.
02:15:46.000 You know what I mean?
02:15:47.000 Yeah, it's completely confusing reality.
02:15:51.000 But media depictions of reality, whether it's through television or movies or songs, it gives people an idea of how their life is supposed to go based on these heroic adventures of these people, based on all these people that are doing the right thing.
02:16:06.000 And then when you have a movie that's a realistic movie, a movie that realistically explains people in a way that you know to be true, like that movie's gritty.
02:16:20.000 That's a crazy, dark movie.
02:16:24.000 Yeah.
02:16:25.000 You feel like there's indie movies like Nomadland.
02:16:31.000 It's like where she lived in a van.
02:16:34.000 That's rich people.
02:16:35.000 They're like, what would it be like to live in a van?
02:16:39.000 Whereas everyone else who might live in a van...
02:16:47.000 They want to know what it would be like if they could turn into an ant.
02:16:50.000 You know what I mean?
02:16:51.000 They want to watch Ant-Man.
02:16:53.000 You know what I mean?
02:16:54.000 So it's just like...
02:16:56.000 But there's also...
02:16:57.000 And you touched a little bit on the strike, but there is this ongoing thing for decades we've been hearing about the wealth disparity.
02:17:08.000 You know what I mean?
02:17:08.000 It's like...
02:17:09.000 It goes beyond...
02:17:13.000 Bernie Sanders bring it up every four years.
02:17:16.000 It's one of those things.
02:17:18.000 And by the way, you and I have done well, and we donate all our money.
02:17:22.000 But the whole thing is, there is something about...
02:17:27.000 What a CEO made in 1983 versus what a CEO makes in 2023 is pretty ridiculously different.
02:17:37.000 It is pretty ridiculously different, but again, it goes back to what a corporation is.
02:17:41.000 If you want someone that's going to run a corporation, and that corporation is going to ruthlessly try to acquire wealth for their shareholders, You want someone who's willing to do a lot of shit to do that.
02:17:56.000 So you want someone who's gonna get...
02:17:58.000 They're gonna benefit from that.
02:18:00.000 They're gonna financially benefit from that in an extraordinary way.
02:18:03.000 So they're gonna be the most driven, the most psychotic about it, and in turn...
02:18:07.000 They're going to generate the most wealth for their shareholders.
02:18:10.000 And because of the way structures are created, these corporate structures, they have an obligation to make more money every year, more money every quarter.
02:18:19.000 If they don't do that, they'll get kicked out and they'll find someone new.
02:18:23.000 And by the way, there's no one who's running those giant corporations that's over 65. They get to a certain age, they get rid of them.
02:18:31.000 All those Fortune 500 companies, you don't see people running CEOs of those companies that are 80 years old.
02:18:36.000 No, they fucking funnel them out and get some new guys on Adderall.
02:18:39.000 And that guy goes fucking ham and, you know, funds some fucking Fugazi studies and shows that this product is totally safe and effective and free!
02:18:49.000 And now the money's flowing in.
02:18:50.000 And then the politicians are paid off, and they're using the money for advertising for corporate media, and they've got this kind of nice balance going along where they're just racking up numbers.
02:19:00.000 Ching, ching, ching, ching, ching, ching.
02:19:02.000 And that's what they do.
02:19:03.000 Yeah, but it's just some of the...
02:19:05.000 There used to be the board of directors that would be like, hey, can you not pay yourself $50 million?
02:19:13.000 And I think that now the board of directors is like, so I get $250 for coming to three meetings.
02:19:19.000 There isn't a certain amount of responsibility.
02:19:28.000 I think it would have been considered icky for a CEO to pay themselves that.
02:19:36.000 Do you know what I mean?
02:19:36.000 Was it?
02:19:37.000 I'm not aware.
02:19:38.000 Was it?
02:19:38.000 I don't know!
02:19:39.000 I don't know.
02:19:40.000 And by the way, I'm also saying, like, I mean, I have friends that are like, anyone who's made a billion dollars is stolen from someone.
02:19:49.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:19:50.000 I'm not saying that.
02:19:52.000 Those people are conveniently always poor.
02:19:54.000 Yeah, you know what I mean?
02:19:55.000 But I'm saying that, like, there is something about, you know, and that's something that's, you know, there's just, you know, it's also how much...
02:20:07.000 Does someone need?
02:20:08.000 And I'm not saying that...
02:20:10.000 Look, I'm a capitalist.
02:20:11.000 I totally am.
02:20:12.000 But I'm just like...
02:20:14.000 I don't know.
02:20:14.000 Maybe...
02:20:15.000 Yeah, you're a capitalist, but you're a capitalist artist.
02:20:17.000 That's the difference.
02:20:18.000 You're providing something that's greatly beneficial to the people that consume it.
02:20:22.000 There's a great exchange.
02:20:25.000 It's a great exchange.
02:20:26.000 Yeah.
02:20:26.000 You're creating art.
02:20:28.000 You're creating comedy.
02:20:29.000 You're thinking about things.
02:20:30.000 You're coming up with unique perspectives.
02:20:32.000 You're crafting it and editing it to the point where it gets into someone's head, like surprise, sneak punchlines, and pop.
02:20:41.000 It's a beautiful exchange.
02:20:43.000 The money that you get is well-earned and deserved, and you're creating joy.
02:20:48.000 It's a net benefit.
02:20:50.000 But if you were creating pesticides, you know, if you were creating something that might be killing some kids, but for the most part it's just killing bugs, Yeah.
02:21:02.000 Yeah, that's when things get sketchy.
02:21:03.000 And then when you've been making $15, $20 million a year doing that, you're going to keep doing that, especially if you can shield yourself with politicians and laws.
02:21:12.000 And surround yourself with people that are saying, you know what, you made $20 last year, you should make $20 this year.
02:21:17.000 Not only that, you're funding studies, so you're controlling these scientists that are the ones that are supposed to be coming up with these peer-reviewed studies that show whether something is effective or good or bad.
02:21:30.000 And that's how fucking glyphosate gets into all of our food supply.
02:21:33.000 That's how 94% of the population in America tests positive for glyphosate, which is dangerous.
02:21:40.000 It's a dangerous chemical.
02:21:42.000 Yeah, and 94% of us have it in our body from food because it's sprayed on everything.
02:21:48.000 And, you know, they'll say, oh, it's just a minimal amount.
02:21:50.000 A small amount.
02:21:52.000 Wait a minute.
02:21:52.000 Was that on the RFK episode?
02:21:54.000 Well, we might have discussed it on that, but that's something that I read before that.
02:21:59.000 It's dangerous stuff, man.
02:22:01.000 Atrazine is what he was talking about, which is another pesticide, which is an endocrine disruptor.
02:22:05.000 That's the one that Alex Jones said turns the frogs gay.
02:22:08.000 Yeah.
02:22:08.000 Because it really does.
02:22:09.000 It turns the frogs into hermaphrodites.
02:22:11.000 It causes some frogs to switch genders.
02:22:14.000 They turn female.
02:22:15.000 They actually produce viable eggs.
02:22:18.000 Yeah, it's a weird, creepy chemical.
02:22:21.000 And then there's also phthalates, which exist in microplastics that all of us have in our body.
02:22:25.000 There's a direct correlation.
02:22:27.000 There's a woman named Dr. Shanna Swan from Harvard.
02:22:31.000 She wrote a book called Countdown.
02:22:32.000 She's from Harvard, right?
02:22:37.000 She shows that from the introduction of petrochemical products, plastics in society, there's been a direct correlation between that introduction and a decrease in sperm count, an increase in miscarriages,
02:22:53.000 a decrease in penis and testicle sizes based in Mount Sinai.
02:22:57.000 Okay.
02:22:58.000 So this woman's amazing.
02:23:00.000 She's really fun, too.
02:23:02.000 She published more than 200 scientific papers and featured in extensive media coverage around the world.
02:23:09.000 Her appearance is...
02:23:10.000 She's an environmental and reproductive epidemiologist.
02:23:14.000 And so her work is all about how these microplastics are affecting children and they're affecting the development of kids in the womb.
02:23:29.000 So in mammals, when they do studies with mammals, they introduce phthalates into the mammals.
02:23:35.000 When the mammals are pregnant, the babies of the mammals become affected by this and the reproductive systems are affected.
02:23:42.000 And we're seeing the direct results of that with human populations as well.
02:23:46.000 And she's showing through all these studies that people are eating so much microplastic.
02:23:52.000 You eat like, what is it, a credit card size piece of plastic every week?
02:23:57.000 Everyone does.
02:23:59.000 That's what it was, right?
02:24:00.000 It was a week?
02:24:00.000 Yeah, but you remember I found out that they studied, like, some penguin or something like that and found, like, the penguin had a mount, and then they were like, well, that's probably close.
02:24:09.000 They did some math equation to figure out that's how much humans had.
02:24:12.000 Also, that penguin worked at MasterCard, which is weird.
02:24:19.000 Penguins are eating cards.
02:24:21.000 I'm trying to get rich.
02:24:22.000 It is just, like...
02:24:24.000 There's a lot of bad news.
02:24:25.000 But I also think that, like, that is one of those things where you can swim in this chaos.
02:24:32.000 And it can be like, alright, let me just stuff a bunch of fries in my mouth to numb this.
02:24:40.000 Or you can isolate yourself from that kind of news and meditate and concentrate on positive things and just go take yoga classes and go for hikes and be around all the positive things.
02:24:51.000 In the world.
02:24:52.000 Because there's still a lot of that.
02:24:53.000 Like if you go for a hike in Wyoming and you go through the mountains, it's a beautiful experience.
02:24:58.000 And you are removed from all the bullshit.
02:25:00.000 It's like you get to see nature.
02:25:02.000 You get to see deer and eagles.
02:25:04.000 This is nice.
02:25:06.000 This is beautiful.
02:25:07.000 Do you ever feel like...
02:25:08.000 So there's the greatest generation, right?
02:25:11.000 And there's the boomers.
02:25:15.000 But like...
02:25:17.000 And I'm not bagging on the boomers.
02:25:19.000 And I'm barely Gen X. But like, do you sit there and go, shit, our generation, are we the ones fucking this up?
02:25:28.000 Well, some of us are.
02:25:30.000 Yeah.
02:25:31.000 I mean, humans are.
02:25:33.000 Well, because there's some of the leadership, right?
02:25:35.000 Because, like, even, you know, when we use the CEO example, like, there was – I just – you know, I'm sure there was corruption back then.
02:25:43.000 But, like, there was this greater sense of civics and, you know, like, helping – you know, like, just – The drive during World War II, people were sacrificing things and now it's like, you know,
02:25:59.000 there's a little poison.
02:26:00.000 People are eating a credit card a week.
02:26:02.000 Anyway, what's going on?
02:26:03.000 Do you know what I mean?
02:26:04.000 Like there is, is there, and I don't want to blame a certain generation, but like, do you sit there and you go, People our age, it's like, we should be stepping up.
02:26:17.000 And some of it is like, why are these 80-year-olds in charge?
02:26:20.000 You know, Vivek is, he's 37?
02:26:24.000 It's like, where's our generation?
02:26:26.000 Well, yeah, our generation.
02:26:28.000 Yeah.
02:26:28.000 Where are they?
02:26:29.000 Well, they're hiding.
02:26:30.000 First of all, they don't want to run for president because they have skeletons in their closet.
02:26:33.000 They don't want their life to be picked apart.
02:26:35.000 And they don't want lies printed about them, which is also part of the dirty thing of politics.
02:26:39.000 It's not just things you actually did.
02:26:41.000 It's like gross distortions of things you did to have the least charitable view of you so that the world, oh, that guy's a monster.
02:26:49.000 We've got to cut him out.
02:26:50.000 We've got to put this good guy in.
02:26:53.000 We don't have a lot of shining choices.
02:26:58.000 When it comes to politicians, I mean, Obama was a shining choice for a lot of people, but then when he got into power, a lot of the policies were very similar to George Bush's policies, particularly with drone bombings and the protection of whistleblowers.
02:27:16.000 There's so much that you could point to and say, well, this is not what we wanted.
02:27:20.000 This is not what we thought we were getting.
02:27:23.000 And there's no one that really stands out other than the outsiders, other than the RFKs and the Viveks and these people that are just different from the established politicians.
02:27:33.000 And those people, they're fighting against those people with fucking tooth and claw because they don't want them to get into power and they don't want that kind of change because that change disrupts this business that they're running.
02:27:43.000 But there's part of me that feels like when you talk about RFK Jr. or Vivek, I'm like, they're human.
02:27:54.000 There are skeletons.
02:27:57.000 Maybe I don't know about Vivek, but there are human failures.
02:28:02.000 RFK, he was addicted to heroin.
02:28:04.000 Yeah, no, but there are like...
02:28:06.000 You know, some of it is not...
02:28:09.000 I think it's easy for us to characterize, oh, it's the quality of the people that go into politics, but some of it is the occupation.
02:28:18.000 And the inability for them to even embrace a sense of compromise.
02:28:27.000 So I think that with Obama, there was...
02:28:31.000 You know, a lot of people on left and right would say that he compromised too much on things when he had this kind of, you know, particularly the first time he had, like, 60 senators, you know?
02:28:43.000 But, like, you know, I'm not saying Vivek or any politician.
02:28:49.000 You're going to be corrupted.
02:28:50.000 Eventually, you're going to be...
02:28:53.000 You know, like, Bill Clinton, I think, you know, I'm going to lose everyone, but, like, I think he wasn't a well-intended guy.
02:29:00.000 You think so?
02:29:01.000 Well, it's hard to know, right?
02:29:03.000 First of all, because the media back then was very different than the media today.
02:29:07.000 You know, I mean, the only thing they caught him on was getting his dick sucked in the White House, which is like, oh!
02:29:13.000 Yeah.
02:29:13.000 Outrageous.
02:29:14.000 Well, he also, like, we knew when he was like, I feel your pain.
02:29:18.000 I mean, I smelled only bullshit.
02:29:20.000 Yeah.
02:29:20.000 But that's not to say that I didn't think, I mean, Reagan was bullshitting us.
02:29:25.000 Sure.
02:29:25.000 You know what I mean?
02:29:25.000 Obviously, Nixon was.
02:29:27.000 Read my lips.
02:29:29.000 Do you know what I mean?
02:29:29.000 No new taxes.
02:29:30.000 That was bullshit.
02:29:31.000 And as sincere as Carter was, you're like, you know what, maybe we need someone with a little edge.
02:29:39.000 Yeah.
02:29:39.000 He seemed to be the last of the really sincere guys that ran for president and was president.
02:29:46.000 Did you ever read Hunter S. Thompson's work on being on the campaign trail with Carter?
02:29:53.000 No.
02:29:54.000 Hunter went to see Carter speak, and I remember reading about it that he was just not impressed, not interested in going.
02:30:03.000 I thought it was one more fucking bullshit politician.
02:30:06.000 And in the middle of the speech, it was so good that he went out and got a tape recorder and brought a tape recorder back to record the rest of it and remembered thinking, like, this guy's quoting Bob Dylan and he's talking about the future of this country in a way that he hadn't heard any politician talk about in a long time.
02:30:26.000 I mean, he's like somebody that walks the walk and talks the talk of these Christian values.
02:30:34.000 Yes, and still does.
02:30:35.000 Which is like, America's like, loves that stuff.
02:30:39.000 But after that, we were like, all right, we need a little dirtier than this.
02:30:43.000 Well, there was the thing with the Iranian hostage crisis, right?
02:30:46.000 Where they actively made sure that the hostages weren't released until Reagan got into office.
02:30:51.000 They did that on purpose to show that Reagan was in, you know, that was a better choice.
02:30:56.000 Power.
02:30:56.000 He's going to get it taken care of.
02:30:59.000 You know, it's a dirty fucking business.
02:31:03.000 And when you have that much money involved, it's going to stay dirty.
02:31:07.000 You're never going to get a completely pure, like, ethical, moral, enlightened structure that's running a capitalist society that is so overwhelmingly influenced by money.
02:31:19.000 And special interest groups.
02:31:21.000 It's a matter of mitigating all those things to the maximum amount possible while exposing fraud as much as possible.
02:31:29.000 And then putting checks and balances in place to make sure that fraud and that corruption can't get to the place where it's at now in the future.
02:31:38.000 How do you do that?
02:31:39.000 Well, you have to take money out of politics.
02:31:41.000 Good fucking luck.
02:31:42.000 You have to take money out of advertisements in terms of pharmaceutical drug companies being able to advertise on television.
02:31:47.000 People are vastly over-medicated and not being given the information that a lot of their medical issues could be mitigated by exercise and diet.
02:31:58.000 A lot of them.
02:31:59.000 A large percentage of them.
02:32:02.000 With diet and nutrition and vitamin supplementation and healthy lifestyle.
02:32:06.000 And meditation and the mitigation of stress, you can do something to make your life far better and you won't need as much medication.
02:32:14.000 But there's no profit in that.
02:32:15.000 So they don't say that.
02:32:17.000 They don't tell you.
02:32:18.000 I agree with you, but is there also something of every generation of humans looks at the previous generation and says, those idiots.
02:32:29.000 Of course.
02:32:30.000 They were putting leeches on people?
02:32:31.000 Yeah.
02:32:32.000 Come on, we've got to figure it out.
02:32:33.000 Just take these bag of pills.
02:32:36.000 Yeah.
02:32:36.000 Do you know what I mean?
02:32:37.000 But in some cases, those bag of pills are good for you.
02:32:40.000 Yeah, I know, but we don't have the humility, I think, to admit...
02:32:44.000 You know, even the COVID coming from the lab...
02:32:56.000 The lab leak theory.
02:32:57.000 I think that it wasn't some conspiracy.
02:33:01.000 It was kind of like we have our narrative and people defend the narrative.
02:33:07.000 It's not like even one side or the other side.
02:33:10.000 It's like, look!
02:33:11.000 What do you mean?
02:33:12.000 Meaning, like, it's a human...
02:33:22.000 I don't think that's the case with the lab leak theory.
02:33:25.000 I think there's real clear evidence that they knew it was responsible.
02:33:29.000 And you think that Fauci covered it up because he had given money?
02:33:32.000 Well, there's emails.
02:33:34.000 There's emails where they're talking about- Did China leak it on purpose?
02:33:39.000 No, I don't think so.
02:33:40.000 Well, that lab had safety violations.
02:33:43.000 The people in the lab got sick.
02:33:45.000 It's a beautiful lab.
02:33:46.000 Is it?
02:33:46.000 Have you seen the photos?
02:33:48.000 Yeah, they built it on like an island.
02:33:50.000 Yeah, they spent a lot of money.
02:33:51.000 China invests in their infrastructure.
02:33:54.000 Yeah, well, whatever they were doing, we were partly funding it.
02:33:58.000 Wow.
02:33:58.000 Yeah.
02:33:59.000 And they were doing gain-of-function research on coronaviruses.
02:34:03.000 And I think people in that lab got sick, and I think they spread it out to the world.
02:34:06.000 And I think Fauci covered it up.
02:34:09.000 And I think there's real clear evidence.
02:34:11.000 There's real clear evidence in terms of email chain where the original doctors who had the scientists that examined it said it appears to have leaked from a lab.
02:34:20.000 These appear to be manipulated viruses.
02:34:22.000 And then they get emails from Fauci, and then within days they change their tune, and then they get funded.
02:34:27.000 But I'm not even disagreeing with that approach.
02:34:31.000 What I'm saying is that, like, the general resistance...
02:34:37.000 It doesn't exist right now, the lab leak theory, resistance.
02:34:41.000 But the general resistance to that is a very human kind of reaction to something.
02:34:50.000 Where it's like, well, obviously...
02:34:52.000 It's kind of like the...
02:34:55.000 And America's hesitation to looking at some of its hard facts about our, you know, this experiment that we've undertaken, which is, you know, understanding, like being able to look yourself in the mirror.
02:35:10.000 Like, the lab leak theory is...
02:35:14.000 Is in a way the most logical solution, right?
02:35:19.000 But also like the, you know, and I'm drawing this comparison.
02:35:24.000 So like America lived after World War II under this belief system that, hey, we're a country of immigrants.
02:35:34.000 All these immigrants came over.
02:35:36.000 We're a melting pot.
02:35:37.000 Isn't it great?
02:35:38.000 Anyway, end of story.
02:35:40.000 Of course, that's not the reality.
02:35:42.000 The reality is that We're good to go.
02:36:06.000 To not want to look at a hard fact that might not be comfortable.
02:36:12.000 Definitely for people that were involved.
02:36:14.000 Definitely for people that were responsible for it.
02:36:17.000 And it also makes you feel like you're on the right side of things.
02:36:22.000 Even if you don't believe in them.
02:36:24.000 If you can say some facts and some statistics that seem to point to the fact that it probably was some sort of a natural spillover.
02:36:32.000 Yeah.
02:36:32.000 I mean, it also eliminates this fucking horrible fear that this could happen again.
02:36:38.000 You know, that this is a product of this monkeying around with viruses and fucking around with things and making them more contagious for human beings, which is just a dangerous practice that Obama had stopped.
02:36:52.000 And that was...
02:36:54.000 Some of it was...
02:36:55.000 Was it to weaponize it or to kind of...
02:36:59.000 Who knows?
02:37:00.000 I think there's a lot going on.
02:37:01.000 There's also just pure financial interests, right?
02:37:04.000 There's a lot of funding involved.
02:37:06.000 If you get billions of dollars from organizations to fund this research, and then you have a business involved in funding this research.
02:37:14.000 Look, if their way of doing that was to come up with some sort of a cure for coronaviruses when they came around, well, they failed fucking miserably at that.
02:37:24.000 Because the mitigation efforts were very unsuccessful.
02:37:27.000 They weren't prepared.
02:37:28.000 They didn't know what to do.
02:37:29.000 And they likely did create something that was way more contagious and wound up killing a shitload of people because it got out.
02:37:38.000 Wow.
02:37:39.000 Yeah, that's hard for people to think about and deal with.
02:37:42.000 The fact that the scientific community that was involved in that is responsible for the direct deaths of who knows how many fucking people worldwide.
02:37:51.000 That's a terrifying thought.
02:37:53.000 Yeah, I mean, that's probably worse than bombing in a comedy club.
02:37:57.000 Yeah.
02:37:59.000 Yeah.
02:38:00.000 No.
02:38:00.000 Imagine if you're one of the guys that was involved in that research and you realize that now.
02:38:04.000 Oh my gosh.
02:38:05.000 Like, holy shit, maybe your mom died of it.
02:38:07.000 And directly because of stuff that you were working on.
02:38:10.000 Yeah.
02:38:11.000 It's terrifying.
02:38:12.000 And people just kind of, well, I think, you know, people kind of sit there and go, well, this is my job.
02:38:17.000 This is research.
02:38:18.000 I don't necessarily understand it, but I'm doing this.
02:38:21.000 Yeah.
02:38:21.000 And there's also money in the cure.
02:38:24.000 There's money in the treatment and an insane amount of money that gets pushed around.
02:38:29.000 That's when people get real crazy and think that it was leaked on purpose so that they can make money off the treatment, which is the most evil way to look at it.
02:38:37.000 And that scares the shit out of me.
02:38:39.000 Well, it is just amazing.
02:38:42.000 I mean, but like the advancements we've made, the fact that we're sitting there complaining about all these 80-year-olds running the world is because we've advanced to a point.
02:38:54.000 Yeah, because hygiene and nutrition and science and medicine has got us to a point where people can live.
02:38:59.000 Eisenhower, you know how old, you know he was bald?
02:39:01.000 He was 21 years old.
02:39:05.000 He was a general when he was 20. He was a general when he was 12. And he was 21 when he was bald.
02:39:11.000 But he was probably, like, if you found out that Eisenhower was president, he looks like he's 80. How old was Eisenhower when he was president?
02:39:19.000 Let's find out.
02:39:20.000 I'm gonna guess 59. Yeah, that's probably about right.
02:39:25.000 But he looked like he was 70. He looked older.
02:39:27.000 He looked like Khrushchev.
02:39:28.000 He was 63. He was 63. Close enough.
02:39:30.000 All right, so that was...
02:39:32.000 He also had the weight of the world on his shoulders.
02:39:35.000 Right?
02:39:36.000 Yeah.
02:39:36.000 I mean, that's the thing about being a president, that when you see a guy like Biden who's already struggling and old, yeah.
02:39:42.000 That guy looks like he's seen some shit.
02:39:45.000 But he also planned movements in World War II that he knew would kill 200,000 men.
02:39:55.000 200,000 Americans are going to die.
02:39:57.000 Just imagine that way.
02:39:58.000 But we've got to get in there.
02:40:00.000 You know what I mean?
02:40:00.000 It's like you look at the Korean War.
02:40:03.000 It's like when they invaded in Busan.
02:40:05.000 It's like, it was, if you look, I don't know if you can, like, the invasion, where they landed in the Korean War, where the North Koreans had taken over, and, like, there was, like, down here, and then they came in in Pusan.
02:40:18.000 It was this...
02:40:21.000 Wild gamble.
02:40:22.000 We're like, it was just sheer death.
02:40:25.000 But like D-Day was insane.
02:40:26.000 Insane.
02:40:27.000 Yeah.
02:40:28.000 Insane.
02:40:28.000 Storming the beach in Normandy.
02:40:29.000 Imagine you're one of those guys in that boat.
02:40:32.000 And you got to get on that beach and just live rounds are like firing straight towards you.
02:40:36.000 And you got to rush the beach.
02:40:40.000 I mean, Saving Private Ryan.
02:40:42.000 Fuck, that movie's wild.
02:40:44.000 Think about, like, how that educated an entire generation.
02:40:49.000 Like, that's one of 50 brilliant things Spielberg's done.
02:40:55.000 Yeah.
02:40:56.000 Like, you know, Saving Private Ryan.
02:40:58.000 Independent of the movie, he educated...
02:41:02.000 The sacrifice of D-Day to an entire generation.
02:41:07.000 Or two.
02:41:08.000 Yeah.
02:41:09.000 And then people will go after him because he's got a $250 million yacht.
02:41:12.000 Well, I thought you were about climate change.
02:41:14.000 You're flying around in a private jet on a giant yacht.
02:41:17.000 You fucking piece of shit.
02:41:19.000 Yeah, that movie has a rough movie, man.
02:41:23.000 Yeah, we don't have to see this.
02:41:25.000 We got it.
02:41:26.000 Anybody who hasn't seen it should see it.
02:41:28.000 It's probably one of the most realistic depictions of war.
02:41:31.000 By the way, The Sacrifice, I mean, those World War I guys just...
02:41:35.000 Yeah.
02:41:36.000 If you haven't seen Alkwright on the Western Front...
02:41:39.000 I haven't, but everybody tells me I have to see it.
02:41:41.000 It's amazing.
02:41:42.000 When I'm watching TV, I want to be entertained.
02:41:45.000 I want to be taken away.
02:41:47.000 I want to watch Stranger Things or something silly.
02:41:49.000 I know.
02:41:50.000 I'm so overwhelmed.
02:41:50.000 I know.
02:41:50.000 My wife's like that.
02:41:51.000 A lot of women like to...
02:41:52.000 I'm like a woman?
02:41:53.000 No, I'm joking.
02:41:54.000 I am like a woman.
02:41:55.000 I'm joking.
02:41:56.000 No, it is like one of those things where you're like, baby just needs to escape.
02:42:00.000 I need my story.
02:42:02.000 Most of the time when I get home from the club, I watch professional pool.
02:42:08.000 You do?
02:42:09.000 Yeah, I watch professional pool matches.
02:42:12.000 Because there's no weight on the world.
02:42:15.000 There's no nothing.
02:42:16.000 There's just skillful manipulation of the ball and moving it around the table.
02:42:20.000 That's what I like to watch.
02:42:21.000 There's some attractive female pool players, right?
02:42:24.000 Yeah, there's quite a few.
02:42:26.000 But that's not why I watch it.
02:42:27.000 I watch the men.
02:42:28.000 They play better.
02:42:29.000 Sorry.
02:42:30.000 Sorry, ladies.
02:42:31.000 Some ladies play a lot better than me, but the best players, for some reason, are male.
02:42:36.000 That's so interesting.
02:42:37.000 So your kids are like, Dad's watching pool.
02:42:40.000 Yeah.
02:42:40.000 Yeah, they think I'm an idiot.
02:42:41.000 He's watching billiards.
02:42:42.000 Yeah, I watch pool and I watch funny things.
02:42:45.000 Are there commentaries?
02:42:47.000 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:42:48.000 I think he's going to go for the eight ball.
02:42:50.000 Shout out to Jeremy Jones, the best.
02:42:51.000 Yeah, they comment on what's the correct approach, like what path the player should take, what kind of English he has to put on this ball, what are the problem balls that he has to knock out, how he has to maneuver around the table.
02:43:08.000 And so you consume that.
02:43:10.000 Do you watch the NFL or no?
02:43:12.000 No.
02:43:12.000 Not at all?
02:43:13.000 No.
02:43:14.000 I mean, so you're in the MMA thing is that you're like, I got to keep track of that.
02:43:19.000 That's my passion.
02:43:20.000 Do you look at other sports like baseball or basketball?
02:43:24.000 Or do you like, I mean, you appreciate the event if you went to a game, but like...
02:43:30.000 Is there a certain thing that, like, what's holding you back from that?
02:43:36.000 Time.
02:43:37.000 I'm sure I would love football if I really got into it.
02:43:40.000 It's an amazing game.
02:43:41.000 I'm sure I'd love basketball.
02:43:42.000 I'm sure I'd love hockey.
02:43:44.000 I don't have time.
02:43:45.000 And I don't play those games.
02:43:46.000 I'm not that interested.
02:43:48.000 And I've always been interested in martial arts.
02:43:50.000 And I think martial arts is the most challenging and dangerous of all the sports.
02:43:54.000 And I like it the most.
02:43:56.000 And, you know, there's so much to watch that I have more than enough to consume.
02:44:00.000 Too much, really.
02:44:02.000 Like, there's a big event this weekend in Salt Lake City that I'm going to, a big UFC. And are you working at that one?
02:44:08.000 Yeah, I'm working.
02:44:09.000 And if you're not working at it, you wouldn't go?
02:44:12.000 No.
02:44:12.000 I would if I could, if I have time off.
02:44:15.000 I'd love to go and watch, but I would watch it at home most likely.
02:44:19.000 But there's certain matches that I'm going to have to watch over the next few days and just get prepped up.
02:44:26.000 And also, as an analyst, I have to think about what could possibly happen in these fights and what I think the likely scenarios are.
02:44:37.000 I always call martial arts high-level problem-solving with dire physical consequences.
02:44:42.000 And it's a very complex, dangerous game that requires intense dedication and focus and discipline.
02:44:50.000 And it's so hard to do, and you can only do it for so long.
02:44:54.000 The elite athletes have a nine-year period where they can perform at their very best until their body starts to fail.
02:45:00.000 Wow.
02:45:01.000 Yeah, so when I watch it, I'm just overwhelmed by that, and I just don't have the time to be watching golf or, you know, baseball.
02:45:10.000 And is there a certain country that is rising out of MMA where you're like, wow, I didn't know that...
02:45:16.000 I mean, I know jiu-jitsu in Brazil, but, like, is there a certain country where you're like, you know, Russia's kicking ass?
02:45:22.000 Russia is kicking ass.
02:45:24.000 A lot of the guys from Dagestan are fucking incredible, but it's...
02:45:27.000 It's a function of, like, what do they start out training?
02:45:31.000 They start out training in sambo, which is a Russian martial art, and jiu-jitsu and boxing and wrestling at a very early age.
02:45:39.000 And they're also encouraged to do it.
02:45:41.000 There's a lot of competition there.
02:45:44.000 And it's also a hard life.
02:45:45.000 It's a hard part of the world, like, dangerous part of the world.
02:45:48.000 So, like, is it parts of Russia that is...
02:45:54.000 A minority group within the Russian Federation?
02:45:57.000 Because it wasn't the...
02:45:59.000 I think there was a Muslim guy that, you know...
02:46:02.000 Well, there's quite a few Muslim guys.
02:46:03.000 I think you are...
02:46:05.000 From Russian.
02:46:05.000 Yeah, there's quite a few.
02:46:07.000 Yeah.
02:46:07.000 Khabib Nurmagomedov, who was one of the greatest of all times.
02:46:10.000 He's a guy from Dagestan who's a Muslim.
02:46:13.000 A very devout religious guy.
02:46:15.000 And I think that discipline from being very...
02:46:17.000 Because that's in that chaotic area of Armenia, right?
02:46:19.000 Right.
02:46:20.000 Is it Dagestan?
02:46:22.000 It's in Russia.
02:46:23.000 Or is it near where they had the Winter Olympics and where the Caucasus is?
02:46:36.000 See, there's Armenia.
02:46:37.000 Dagestan is right there.
02:46:38.000 I think that's a war-torn area.
02:46:41.000 I think that's debated.
02:46:42.000 Is it Georgia or is it Azerbaijan, right?
02:46:45.000 Mm-hmm.
02:46:47.000 Now, is that technically Russia, or is it its own?
02:46:51.000 It used to be part of the Soviet Union.
02:46:53.000 I think that, like, well, it's...
02:46:59.000 Dagestan is officially, the Republic of Dagestan is a Republic of Russia situated in the North Caucus of Eastern Europe along the Caspian Sea.
02:47:07.000 Hard people.
02:47:08.000 Hard people.
02:47:09.000 Some of the greatest come out of Dagestan.
02:47:12.000 And some of the most interesting and exciting prospects come out of that part of the world.
02:47:16.000 So fast.
02:47:17.000 I mean, Armenia is fast.
02:47:19.000 Armenia has a ton of great fighters.
02:47:21.000 Well, Armenia, you go to, like, Jerusalem, right?
02:47:25.000 There's, like, the Jewish quarter, the Muslim quarter.
02:47:29.000 And then there's the Armenian Quarter.
02:47:32.000 Like, the Armenians are so fascinating.
02:47:36.000 Like, they were, like, the first to embrace Christianity and just, like, they were, like, all in.
02:47:45.000 It's really, I mean, it's just fascinating because, like, they, and then the history of, like, them dealing with the Turks and it's just amazing.
02:47:54.000 Mm-hmm.
02:47:55.000 Yeah.
02:47:55.000 And there's been a lot of great Armenian fighters that have fought in MMA. And in kickboxing as well.
02:48:01.000 They're voracious readers too.
02:48:04.000 They're big readers.
02:48:05.000 Yeah.
02:48:06.000 Anyway, I'm pro-Armenian.
02:48:08.000 I am too.
02:48:08.000 I love Armenians.
02:48:09.000 Yeah.
02:48:09.000 I just love Armenians in LA. They were refreshingly masculine.
02:48:13.000 Yeah.
02:48:13.000 You know, I was just like open about it.
02:48:15.000 I loved it.
02:48:16.000 It's because LA is so, you know, for lack of a better term.
02:48:20.000 I don't want to say feminized because I don't think feminine is negative.
02:48:24.000 But, you know, there's so many men that are just bitches.
02:48:26.000 No, I remember going to LA during pilot season with my wife, who was my girlfriend at the time, and we had a thing.
02:48:34.000 Is that guy gay or from LA? Yeah.
02:48:38.000 And you know, obviously we have tons of friends that are gay, but I was like, I don't know if he's gay or if he's just from LA. You know what I mean?
02:48:44.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:48:45.000 Metro.
02:48:46.000 But that was probably like in the 2000s, so I don't know if that's...
02:48:50.000 It takes all kinds of people to run this crazy world, Jim Gaffman.
02:48:54.000 I love it.
02:48:55.000 I do too.
02:48:56.000 We should probably wrap this up.
02:48:58.000 You're special.
02:48:59.000 Yeah.
02:49:00.000 Look at that.
02:49:01.000 Dark pale.
02:49:02.000 How many have you done now?
02:49:03.000 This is my 10th.
02:49:04.000 Fuck yeah.
02:49:05.000 And where'd you film this one?
02:49:07.000 In Tampa.
02:49:08.000 Nice.
02:49:10.000 Amazon Prime.
02:49:12.000 You've done more than one on Amazon Prime.
02:49:14.000 You like doing it over there?
02:49:15.000 You know, some of it is just where the...
02:49:19.000 You know, the offer, some of it was the timing that Netflix wanted to do, and then, honestly, you know, Prime offered me more money, but, like, I also think it's good to mix it up.
02:49:32.000 I think so, too.
02:49:33.000 I mean, I totally learned that out of necessity, but, you know, the landscape is changing so much.
02:49:40.000 I don't know, and, you know, I was talking to Marin, and he loves, you And so it is good to mix it up.
02:49:50.000 I mean, I love Netflix.
02:49:52.000 I think it's good for a guy like you, too, that can go wherever you want.
02:49:55.000 Yeah.
02:49:56.000 So for a guy like you, it's kind of a standard setter.
02:49:58.000 You can just do whatever you want.
02:50:00.000 And if you go there, I think it's good for comedy in general.
02:50:03.000 Yeah, and I think it's fascinating to see how big these platforms are.
02:50:11.000 Well, Amazon, everyone has Amazon on their phone.
02:50:15.000 Anyone who gets a box delivered, they can watch it.
02:50:17.000 You got Amazon Prime, you can watch it.
02:50:20.000 It's just a matter of letting people know.
02:50:22.000 And then when you have great shows like Mrs. Maisel, where people start watching it because of that, and then a terminal list.
02:50:27.000 Amazon has a lot of great shows now.
02:50:29.000 Yeah.
02:50:30.000 There's just, again, you were talking about this, there's so much content.
02:50:33.000 Yeah.
02:50:34.000 And sometimes you find out about it later on and you're like, oh, I didn't even realize.
02:50:39.000 Yeah.
02:50:39.000 And then sometimes the first season's amazing and the second season's garbage.
02:50:44.000 Yep.
02:50:44.000 Because it's hard.
02:50:45.000 It's hard.
02:50:46.000 It's really hard.
02:50:47.000 Yeah, it is.
02:50:49.000 Listen, we're going to have some fun tonight.
02:50:51.000 Thanks, buddy.
02:50:51.000 I'm excited that you're going to come to the mothership.
02:50:53.000 I'm very excited.
02:50:55.000 Yeehaw!
02:50:56.000 I'm excited.
02:50:56.000 Good to see you, my friend.
02:50:57.000 Thank you.
02:50:58.000 Thank you.
02:50:58.000 Always appreciate you.
02:50:59.000 My pleasure.
02:51:00.000 All right.
02:51:00.000 Bye, everybody.