The Joe Rogan Experience - August 08, 2023


Joe Rogan Experience #2018 - Post Malone


Episode Stats

Length

4 hours and 41 minutes

Words per Minute

170.8343

Word Count

48,050

Sentence Count

5,855

Misogynist Sentences

94

Hate Speech Sentences

50


Summary

In this episode of the Joe Rogan Experience, Joe talks about how he lost weight by cutting out soda and how he got back into shape. He also talks about drinking cold beer in the middle of the day in the heat of Texas. Joe also gives us some tips and tricks on how to stay hydrated in the midst of the heat and talk about his upcoming tour in South America with his band, The Mars Volts. Joe is a standup comedian and singer-songwriter from Los Angeles, California. He is a member of the band Mars and has been with them for a few years. He has also played at the Coachella music festival in Los Angeles and is on tour with The Mars. Joe is also the lead singer of The Mars band, Mars, and is touring with them this summer and fall. Joe also has a new album out now, Mars Is My Name, which you should definitely check out! He's a great dude and I can't wait to see him in person. I hope you enjoy this episode, it's a lot of fun and I'm sure you'll have a great time listening to it! XOXO, Joe and the Crew! Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Music by Zapsplat. Theme by Mavus White. . Music by PSOVOD and tyops. by The Mars Crew. and our ad music is by The Weebz. Thank you for listening to this episode and the feedback! and we really appreciate your support and support of the podcast. We really appreciate it. Thank you so much, we really do appreciate all the love, support the podcast and support the work that you do. - Thank you, thank you, and we appreciate you, we appreciate it, and the support you're all the support we get, it really means a lot, it means the work you're amazing, we mean it, we're gonna keep on coming back, we'll keep on giving us a chance to make it back, Thank you back, keep it coming, we love you, back, back and back and more, and back, more than you'll keep it, more, we won't stop, we see you, bye, bye! xox, bye. XO, bye - The Crew. - Sarah, Sarah and The Crew, Sarah & The Crew! - Sarah and Joe Sarah & the Crew


Transcript

00:00:01.000 Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out!
00:00:04.000 The Joe Rogan Experience.
00:00:06.000 Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day.
00:00:12.000 We're up.
00:00:13.000 What's happening, my buddy?
00:00:14.000 I'm hanging out.
00:00:15.000 Dude, you look fucking great.
00:00:16.000 I told you that when I saw you, but I want to tell you on air.
00:00:18.000 You look fucking great, man.
00:00:20.000 You said you lost 60?
00:00:21.000 Like 60. I was like 240. Now I'm like 185. That's amazing.
00:00:25.000 Yes, sir.
00:00:25.000 And you did it just by cutting out soda.
00:00:28.000 Yeah, I don't drink.
00:00:29.000 A lot of shows.
00:00:30.000 Yeah, like shows, soda.
00:00:33.000 Soda's so bad.
00:00:34.000 It's so bad.
00:00:35.000 It's so bad.
00:00:36.000 But it's so good.
00:00:36.000 I'll have a soda.
00:00:37.000 I'm a bad boy.
00:00:38.000 And I have a monster energy.
00:00:40.000 But Celsius is so good, too.
00:00:42.000 Have you had one of those?
00:00:42.000 Yeah, I have.
00:00:43.000 They're good.
00:00:43.000 It's so good.
00:00:44.000 The key to those things is just every now and then.
00:00:48.000 That's the thing.
00:00:49.000 You know, every now and then you reward yourself with a Coca-Cola.
00:00:51.000 You're like, ah, this is nice.
00:00:53.000 On these hot Texas days, I've been here.
00:00:57.000 We did Dallas.
00:00:59.000 Two days yesterday, back to back.
00:01:02.000 Yesterday and the night before.
00:01:02.000 I'm coming to see you tomorrow night.
00:01:04.000 Let's go.
00:01:04.000 I'm coming to Houston.
00:01:05.000 Let's go.
00:01:05.000 Let's go.
00:01:07.000 Did you buy tickets?
00:01:09.000 Yeah.
00:01:09.000 Aw, Joe, you didn't have to do that.
00:01:11.000 Because if you said we hooked you up, I'd be like, what the hell?
00:01:15.000 I didn't know.
00:01:16.000 But since you said you bought, thank you so much for coming, Joe Rogan.
00:01:19.000 My pleasure.
00:01:19.000 My pleasure.
00:01:20.000 I'm excited.
00:01:21.000 Me too, man.
00:01:21.000 I'm excited, man.
00:01:22.000 But yeah, especially out in this heat, dude.
00:01:25.000 Just like...
00:01:26.000 You know what?
00:01:26.000 I had a great show.
00:01:27.000 You know what?
00:01:28.000 I'm feeling a little bit naughty.
00:01:30.000 I'm going to have myself coke on ice.
00:01:33.000 Yeah.
00:01:34.000 So good.
00:01:35.000 Reward yourself.
00:01:36.000 The problem is when people do it all day, every day.
00:01:38.000 Yeah.
00:01:39.000 Your body doesn't know what to do with that kind of sugar because it's so unnatural.
00:01:43.000 Your body never gets sugar like that in the wild.
00:01:46.000 You get sugar in fruit.
00:01:47.000 When you have a glass of sugar water, it's just pouring right into your bloodstream.
00:01:53.000 Your body's like, what the fuck is this?
00:01:55.000 I like guarana.
00:01:57.000 Ooh, that's good stuff.
00:01:58.000 That is crazy stuff.
00:01:59.000 Yeah.
00:02:00.000 It's naturally caffeinated or something.
00:02:03.000 Yeah, the berries.
00:02:04.000 It's crazy.
00:02:05.000 Yeah, that's acai.
00:02:06.000 That's the same thing as when you get an acai bowl.
00:02:08.000 That's guarana.
00:02:09.000 That's the berries.
00:02:10.000 Man, I remember going to Brazil the first time.
00:02:14.000 And I was like, oh, this soda's so good.
00:02:16.000 And also, I was like bouncing off the wall fucking like, I'm like, oh my god, dude, I feel crazy right now.
00:02:22.000 It's delicious, though.
00:02:23.000 It's so good.
00:02:23.000 What is that called?
00:02:24.000 Guarana?
00:02:25.000 What is the name of that soda?
00:02:27.000 I think that's what it's called by Antarctica.
00:02:29.000 Is that what it is?
00:02:30.000 I think it's an Antarctica brand.
00:02:32.000 Not from Antarctica.
00:02:33.000 Super legit.
00:02:34.000 They know how to eat over there, too.
00:02:36.000 In Antarctica?
00:02:37.000 No, in Brazil.
00:02:37.000 Yeah, Guana Antarctica.
00:02:41.000 Yeah, there it is.
00:02:42.000 That stuff's the shit.
00:02:43.000 Dude, and they give you a beer.
00:02:45.000 You go down to the beach, and they give you a beer in this rock that's ice cold.
00:02:52.000 Well, I don't know if it's a rock, but whatever it is.
00:02:54.000 Ceramic?
00:02:54.000 I don't know, but it's really cold.
00:02:56.000 And the beer is the coldest beer I've ever had, and it was so good.
00:02:59.000 On the beach.
00:03:00.000 It was so good.
00:03:01.000 They don't have a party down there on the beach in Brazil.
00:03:03.000 It's so fun.
00:03:04.000 Yeah, it's great.
00:03:05.000 Great country.
00:03:06.000 We're going down there for tour.
00:03:08.000 Nice.
00:03:09.000 So we got a lot of tours.
00:03:10.000 So we're doing this U.S. tour.
00:03:11.000 Then we're doing seven days off.
00:03:14.000 Then we go to South America, I think.
00:03:16.000 So I'm excited.
00:03:17.000 Wow.
00:03:18.000 Have you performed in South America before?
00:03:20.000 Yes, sir.
00:03:20.000 Rock in Rio and stuff.
00:03:22.000 It's so much fun, man.
00:03:23.000 They love music.
00:03:25.000 It's so much fun.
00:03:27.000 There's not an ounce of hate in the whole crowd.
00:03:32.000 Everybody's just having such a great time.
00:03:34.000 And that makes me...
00:03:35.000 More excited, you know?
00:03:37.000 Yeah.
00:03:37.000 Because, like, you know, sometimes I'll go do these shows, like, a lot of, like, more corporate shows where I'm just like, hey, do you guys even really like me or know who I am?
00:03:47.000 But it's like everybody there is just having so much fun.
00:03:49.000 Right.
00:03:50.000 The corporate ones are weird, right?
00:03:52.000 It's so—I have fun, but a lot of the time it's like you can't read the crowd because everybody's, you know— I feel like more like a jazz band or like a lounge band at a restaurant or something, you know?
00:04:05.000 Right.
00:04:06.000 Which is weird.
00:04:07.000 It's weird!
00:04:07.000 It's weird that they want to pay that much money to have someone come and then it's just that you're a big name and it's like, look, we got Post Malone, but, you know, I'm over here talking to somebody, not paying attention.
00:04:19.000 And yeah, I don't know.
00:04:20.000 You know, people who pay to come to the show...
00:04:23.000 I'm like, okay, you guys paid.
00:04:25.000 You guys at least know who I am for sure.
00:04:30.000 But yeah, I'm not sure.
00:04:32.000 I can't read the crowd.
00:04:33.000 I went to my friend Dana White and he had a birthday party when he was 40 and they hired Stone Temple pilots.
00:04:39.000 Sick.
00:04:40.000 It was sick.
00:04:41.000 Sick.
00:04:41.000 First of all, those motherfuckers performed like there was 80,000 people there.
00:04:47.000 And it was one of those things where we had to get people to stop and pay attention.
00:04:51.000 Guys, fucking Stone Temple Pilots is here.
00:04:55.000 Yeah, I don't know.
00:04:56.000 They went hard.
00:04:58.000 I mean, they did a, like, full energy show.
00:05:02.000 It was very impressive.
00:05:03.000 It was, like, very inspirational.
00:05:05.000 It's like, wow, these guys are at a birthday party.
00:05:08.000 Yeah.
00:05:08.000 And they're giving them fucking Stone Temple Pilots.
00:05:12.000 Yeah, that's badass.
00:05:12.000 It was badass.
00:05:13.000 It was amazing.
00:05:15.000 It was amazing.
00:05:16.000 I don't know if I could, like, you just hear fucking Interstate, what, Interstate Love Song?
00:05:26.000 And you're like, how do you talk?
00:05:27.000 How do you not just like...
00:05:29.000 Right.
00:05:29.000 How are you like, what the...
00:05:30.000 I don't know.
00:05:31.000 Well, just, you know, hobnobbing.
00:05:34.000 That's the thing.
00:05:35.000 Hobnobbing.
00:05:36.000 And you go to those things and everybody's already hobnobbing.
00:05:39.000 So people are like social networking and there's people with motives and they're trying to be more friendly with the guy at the top and this kind of shit.
00:05:48.000 And then all of a sudden...
00:05:49.000 Yeah.
00:05:53.000 But they fucking went hard.
00:05:55.000 They went hard like they had the best fans in the world, and there was like 80,000 of them.
00:06:00.000 It was a fucking amazing show.
00:06:02.000 It was so impressive, man.
00:06:04.000 It was so impressive.
00:06:06.000 Another band with Stone, Queens of the Stone Age.
00:06:11.000 Oh, those guys are great.
00:06:12.000 I want to see them.
00:06:13.000 I have not seen them live, but I had Josh on the show.
00:06:16.000 How was he?
00:06:17.000 Very cool guy.
00:06:18.000 We had a good friend in Bourdain.
00:06:20.000 He was good friends with Bourdain, too.
00:06:24.000 He's a fucking interesting dude, though.
00:06:26.000 Very interesting dude, and their music is fucking...
00:06:28.000 It's so smart.
00:06:29.000 It's so interesting.
00:06:30.000 Yeah, it's so smart.
00:06:31.000 Yeah, it's so distinctive.
00:06:34.000 Like, their music is so distinctive.
00:06:36.000 Like, you hear a song, it sounds like them.
00:06:39.000 Right.
00:06:39.000 You know what I mean?
00:06:40.000 He's got a voice, man.
00:06:41.000 And he can write a hell of a song.
00:06:43.000 Hell of a song.
00:06:44.000 Yeah, it's just, I don't know.
00:06:45.000 Like, some of the stuff they do, I'm like, how do you even think of that?
00:06:48.000 Right.
00:06:49.000 There's so many artists like that, but I'm like, in that setting, and then...
00:06:53.000 That first record with Dave, like, just banging on.
00:06:58.000 Dude, oh my god.
00:06:59.000 It's so good.
00:07:01.000 Yeah, it's so good.
00:07:02.000 Well, we're at an amazing time for art, for both music and a lot of other things, too.
00:07:08.000 There's just so much good shit out there now.
00:07:10.000 That's true.
00:07:11.000 But I figured, you know, that the way things are moving, I got like four or five months before people like the robot songs more than my songs.
00:07:20.000 I don't think that's ever gonna happen.
00:07:22.000 I hear some of them, and I'm like, aw man, that's so good, dude!
00:07:25.000 Who wrote that?
00:07:26.000 That's a great song.
00:07:30.000 It is a great song, but people will know.
00:07:33.000 People will know.
00:07:34.000 Sure.
00:07:35.000 Like, there's women that do not want diamonds that were made in a lab.
00:07:40.000 Sure.
00:07:41.000 Which is crazy, because it's just a diamond.
00:07:44.000 Like, they have an ability now to man-make diamonds.
00:07:48.000 They have some crazy machine and they compress carbon and they can make diamonds.
00:07:52.000 But women only like them if they're coming out of the ground.
00:07:54.000 Well, I know how to make gold.
00:07:57.000 Really?
00:07:57.000 Yeah.
00:07:58.000 I can turn anything into gold.
00:07:59.000 I watched a video on it.
00:08:01.000 You watch YouTube?
00:08:03.000 Alchemy?
00:08:03.000 Yeah, I was watching a little alchemy video.
00:08:06.000 So all you need to do is ferment your piss for like a year or so, and then you're good.
00:08:11.000 And then eat it.
00:08:12.000 Then eat it, by the way.
00:08:13.000 You gotta eat your piss?
00:08:14.000 That's how you make gold?
00:08:15.000 Yeah, I think so.
00:08:16.000 That's what they were saying.
00:08:19.000 People used to try to make gold.
00:08:22.000 They used to try to figure out a way to make gold.
00:08:23.000 Isaac Newton.
00:08:25.000 Did he really?
00:08:25.000 Yeah, he was super into alchemy.
00:08:27.000 Like, one of the smartest dudes ever.
00:08:29.000 Well, if you could figure out...
00:08:31.000 I mean, I guess back then they probably thought...
00:08:33.000 I wonder if you can.
00:08:34.000 I wonder if there is some way to do it with a certain amount of energy that we don't currently possess, where you can take other metals and turn them into different metals.
00:08:41.000 I mean, diamonds.
00:08:43.000 Yeah, but that's a pressure thing.
00:08:44.000 Spray paint?
00:08:45.000 Yeah.
00:08:46.000 You can make anything gold, really.
00:08:48.000 I love gold!
00:08:49.000 Fool's gold.
00:08:52.000 Yeah.
00:08:52.000 I have a friend who lives up in Alaska, and he owns a gold mine.
00:08:55.000 Have you ever seen the Boneyard Instagram page?
00:09:00.000 No, sir.
00:09:01.000 It's insane.
00:09:02.000 He's got this area in Alaska that apparently there was a mass die-off there that probably had something to do with a comet impact, somewhere around the Younger Dryas period, and there's Tons of woolly mammoth bones there.
00:09:15.000 He has warehouses filled with them, and it's all his land, and he's a gold miner.
00:09:21.000 So it's like, and he's wealthy, and he doesn't give a fuck.
00:09:24.000 This guy Johnny comes on here smoking cigarettes, telling the story of his life, and he's got warehouses full of priceless stone bones, these fucking ancient Like cave bear heads and step bisons.
00:09:41.000 That's a junk drawer.
00:09:43.000 This is the most valuable shit in the world.
00:09:46.000 That's crazy.
00:09:47.000 He's got warehouses filled with it.
00:09:48.000 Was that an ariok?
00:09:50.000 I don't know what the fuck that is.
00:09:51.000 It's like a horn stem.
00:09:54.000 He's got teeth and horns and they found certain cats.
00:09:58.000 What is that?
00:09:59.000 They don't know what that is yet.
00:10:00.000 They found that.
00:10:01.000 It's mummified.
00:10:02.000 It's a tiny little mummified creature.
00:10:04.000 Oh, that's one of them Alaskan chupacabras.
00:10:07.000 Yeah, they have to get that examined.
00:10:10.000 He has so much shit.
00:10:11.000 I mean, he's kind of an expert on it now, but he kind of has to bring people in to tell them, hey, what the fuck is this?
00:10:16.000 Yeah, that's crazy.
00:10:17.000 They just hose the side of this cliff.
00:10:19.000 They just hose down the permafrost, and then bones start poking up.
00:10:23.000 And then they go in further, and they've just been doing this for years now.
00:10:26.000 It's insane.
00:10:27.000 That's so cool.
00:10:29.000 It's fucking cool.
00:10:30.000 You never know what you're going to get.
00:10:32.000 They find dinosaurs and stuff over there?
00:10:33.000 They haven't found dinosaurs.
00:10:34.000 It's all stuff from like 12,000 to 60,000.
00:10:40.000 No, a woolly mammoth is an ancient elephant.
00:10:42.000 Right.
00:10:44.000 So how long did they exist for?
00:10:46.000 Did they hang out with dinosaurs?
00:10:48.000 No.
00:10:48.000 Okay, so they were never hanging out with dinos.
00:10:51.000 You never saw like a T-Rex or a Spinosaurus and a Wooly Mammoth hanging out.
00:10:55.000 I'd like to go to that party though.
00:10:57.000 I think the T-Rex would have ate them all.
00:10:59.000 You know what I just found out?
00:11:00.000 This is fucking crazy.
00:11:01.000 Sharks are older than trees.
00:11:05.000 Sharks have existed before trees existed.
00:11:09.000 I get what...
00:11:11.000 Like 50 million years before trees, there were sharks.
00:11:14.000 That's crazy.
00:11:15.000 That's crazy.
00:11:16.000 So, I mean, I don't know.
00:11:18.000 Maybe it makes sense since...
00:11:19.000 Yeah, look at that.
00:11:20.000 Here it goes.
00:11:22.000 So, trees...
00:11:24.000 It's so weird to just talk about trees as like, did you hear sharks was older than trees?
00:11:28.000 Like they're two people?
00:11:30.000 So, trees as we familiarly know them.
00:11:35.000 A primary trunk, large height, and a crown of leaves and fronds.
00:11:38.000 Didn't appear on the planet until the Devonian period, some 360 million years ago.
00:11:45.000 You might be surprised to learn that sharks are older than trees.
00:11:48.000 They've been around for at least 400 million years.
00:11:51.000 That's crazy.
00:11:52.000 Yeah, it's fucking bonkers.
00:11:53.000 So, I mean, did life come from the water?
00:11:58.000 Yeah, most likely.
00:11:58.000 So, I mean, it kind of makes sense, I guess.
00:12:01.000 But imagine just, like, what shark went up onto the land and became a tree?
00:12:08.000 You know what I mean?
00:12:09.000 I don't think it worked that way.
00:12:10.000 Well, I don't know how it worked.
00:12:11.000 I wasn't there.
00:12:13.000 But there must have been, like, some kind of amoeba or life form that...
00:12:20.000 Slid up onto land and was like, I'm gonna be...
00:12:22.000 I'm gonna be a plant.
00:12:23.000 I'm gonna be a tree.
00:12:24.000 And then another guy's like, you can fucking be a tree.
00:12:27.000 I'm being this fucking massive aquatic creature that can just bite anything in half.
00:12:33.000 What's bizarre is when you think of the variety, just the sheer variety of life forms that exist on this planet.
00:12:39.000 Both plants and animals and mushrooms, which breathe air.
00:12:44.000 Mushrooms breathe air like we do.
00:12:46.000 That's pretty cool.
00:12:47.000 Yeah, they don't do the photosynthesis thing.
00:12:49.000 Well, now I feel bad.
00:12:50.000 They don't...
00:12:50.000 Well, don't.
00:12:52.000 I just ate.
00:12:52.000 I think they want you to.
00:12:54.000 I have a theory.
00:12:55.000 He does.
00:12:56.000 They're trying to get in there.
00:12:57.000 Are they?
00:12:58.000 Yeah, I think so.
00:12:59.000 You should do an experiment and have a mushroom.
00:13:01.000 You know how they do, like, how trees go towards the light?
00:13:06.000 They end up growing more towards where there's the most light?
00:13:09.000 If, like, the shroom grows towards a human.
00:13:13.000 Like, eat me.
00:13:15.000 I don't think they grow towards humans, but one of the...
00:13:18.000 Have you ever heard of the stoned ape theory?
00:13:20.000 No, sir.
00:13:22.000 The stoned ape theory is there's this guy who's this...
00:13:25.000 He's an ethnobotanist and like a psychedelic guru.
00:13:30.000 His name is Terence McKenna.
00:13:31.000 And Terence McKenna had this theory, and it coincides with...
00:13:36.000 There's a lot of interesting things about it, but it's about the doubling of the human brain size.
00:13:41.000 Apparently, the doubling of the human brain size is the biggest mystery in the entire fossil record.
00:13:47.000 Because it happened fairly quickly.
00:13:49.000 It happened over a period of like two million years.
00:13:51.000 I missed that boat.
00:13:51.000 Yeah.
00:13:52.000 I don't think you did, dude.
00:13:54.000 I don't think you did.
00:13:55.000 You're smart as fuck.
00:13:56.000 Shut the fuck up.
00:13:57.000 Thank you, sir.
00:13:57.000 Thank you, sir.
00:13:58.000 But this time period was when lower...
00:14:01.000 So what happened was that the climate changed and the rainforest receded into grasslands.
00:14:06.000 And so a lot of these hominids came out of the trees and they started experimenting with different food sources.
00:14:12.000 Oh, there's like a whole video about it.
00:14:15.000 So these mushrooms grew on cow shit.
00:14:19.000 So they've observed all these different primates flipping over cow patties and eating beetles and grubs on them.
00:14:25.000 And they would probably experiment with the mushrooms that grow on them.
00:14:30.000 And his thought was that mushrooms in low doses increase visual acuity, so it makes you a better hunter.
00:14:36.000 It emphasizes a sense of community, so it would make you have better tribal interactions.
00:14:43.000 That would benefit.
00:14:44.000 It makes people horny.
00:14:45.000 That would benefit breeding.
00:14:46.000 And then there's also, like, his brother Dennis McKenna, he explained it to me, but I'll fuck it up if I try to recall it.
00:14:53.000 But it's essentially that some of the elements that how psilocybin interacts with your mind, it helps the facilitation of language.
00:15:02.000 And he thinks that all those things coincided with climate change.
00:15:06.000 So as these rainforests receded, these lower hominids came out, tried mushrooms, started eating them and kept eating them for millions of years.
00:15:14.000 And that was a part of the diet.
00:15:16.000 And as they did this and as they understood what to get and what to eat, they looked for it and they ate it all the time.
00:15:23.000 And it probably gave them a lot of ideas for how to make tools.
00:15:27.000 It probably gave them ideas like how to harness fire.
00:15:30.000 And he thinks it's the source of human evolution.
00:15:34.000 Shroomies.
00:15:35.000 Shrooms.
00:15:35.000 That's amazing.
00:15:36.000 Amazing.
00:15:37.000 I believe it.
00:15:37.000 And they're illegal, which is hilarious.
00:15:39.000 Are they?
00:15:39.000 Imagine that.
00:15:40.000 Yeah.
00:15:41.000 I don't really leave the house.
00:15:42.000 Yeah.
00:15:44.000 They grow whether you like them or not.
00:15:46.000 Not that I have them there.
00:15:48.000 My buddy Duncan lived in Asheville, North Carolina, and they had so many shrooms that were growing on cow shit that they started giving the cows a certain kind of feed to discourage the fungus growth.
00:16:00.000 They put chemicals in their feed to kill the fucking fungus, the most natural thing.
00:16:05.000 Can you get in trouble?
00:16:08.000 Say you have a bunch of cattle, right?
00:16:10.000 Can you get in trouble and then someone from the DEA shows up and starts flipping over your patties?
00:16:16.000 It would be a hard thing.
00:16:17.000 I mean, they'd have to really be going after you because obviously that shit just grows naturally.
00:16:20.000 Right.
00:16:21.000 And it's not like, you don't have to do anything.
00:16:23.000 They're everywhere.
00:16:24.000 They're everywhere.
00:16:25.000 Like Duncan said, it's like there's – because the way mushrooms work is there's spores, right?
00:16:32.000 But then there's the most of the – what you see that pops out of the ground is like the fruit of the actual mushroom.
00:16:40.000 Right.
00:16:40.000 The real mushroom is underground.
00:16:42.000 The real mushroom is the mycelium, the spore, all the stuff that connects all of the vegetable life – all the vegetation life form together.
00:16:51.000 Sure.
00:16:51.000 Does that have psilocybin?
00:16:54.000 Some of it does.
00:16:56.000 I think just the fruiting bodies probably do.
00:16:58.000 Just the ones that come out of the earth are probably the ones.
00:17:00.000 I don't know though.
00:17:02.000 I don't know that.
00:17:03.000 I wonder if there's like worms down there getting high as fuck.
00:17:06.000 They're probably connecting.
00:17:10.000 They're probably connecting in some very weird way.
00:17:13.000 They get to the roots and just take like a big...
00:17:15.000 And then they're like, oh my fucking god.
00:17:17.000 Yeah.
00:17:18.000 I'm so high right now.
00:17:19.000 Just absorbing it.
00:17:20.000 Absorbing it through the soil.
00:17:22.000 They're just absorbing it.
00:17:23.000 Oh, the sea?
00:17:25.000 That's good.
00:17:25.000 Maybe...
00:17:26.000 Ooh, imagine it's all just in there and then you get some shroom corn.
00:17:31.000 So you can just eat like an ear of corn and get super fucking rocked.
00:17:37.000 Well, you know, they used to accidentally get high because they would get ergot would poison their wheat and their barley.
00:17:44.000 So it's like a certain fungus that grows on wheat and it gives you an LSD like effect.
00:17:51.000 And they think that that might have been the source of the Salem witch trials.
00:17:54.000 Wow!
00:17:56.000 Because at the time where this was taking place, they had apparently had a late frost, or an early frost, rather.
00:18:03.000 And apparently when they have an early frost, it makes these plants more subject to ergot poisoning.
00:18:09.000 And then they did some samples, some soil samples, and they did find ergot.
00:18:14.000 I think they might have even, like, tested some things and found ergot in them.
00:18:17.000 So what they think was happening was these people were getting bad wheat that had ergot poisoning.
00:18:22.000 And so a lot of them would die.
00:18:24.000 Because, like, there was a big one, a big breakout of ergot poisoning in France a few years back.
00:18:30.000 Not a few years back, quite a while back.
00:18:31.000 But it was the same kind of thing.
00:18:32.000 Like, a bunch of people died from ergot.
00:18:35.000 And other people were just tripping balls.
00:18:37.000 I was going to make an ergot joke, but I was going to say, didn't Hugh Jackman win an ergot?
00:18:46.000 Does he have an EGOT, though?
00:18:48.000 Sorry to go off topic.
00:18:49.000 What is an EGOT? It's like an Emmy, Grammy, Oscar and Tony, I think is what it is.
00:18:56.000 Oh, that's what it is, right.
00:18:58.000 Yeah, he's probably got all those, right?
00:18:59.000 He's so talented.
00:19:00.000 Yeah, that guy can do everything.
00:19:01.000 He's missing an Oscar for that guy.
00:19:02.000 Aw, come on, Hugh.
00:19:03.000 How does he not have an Oscar for Wolverine?
00:19:04.000 I know, what the fuck?
00:19:05.000 What are they, communist?
00:19:06.000 What the fuck's going on?
00:19:08.000 That guy's awesome.
00:19:09.000 He's amazing.
00:19:10.000 He was jacked, man.
00:19:11.000 He got jacked for Wolverine.
00:19:14.000 He got fucking jacked.
00:19:15.000 He's amazing.
00:19:16.000 He does it all?
00:19:17.000 Yeah.
00:19:18.000 He's like, Will Smith can do everything.
00:19:20.000 It's so cool.
00:19:21.000 Yeah.
00:19:21.000 There's people out there like Jamie Foxx.
00:19:23.000 He can do anything.
00:19:24.000 Anything.
00:19:24.000 Anything.
00:19:25.000 Bieber can do anything.
00:19:26.000 Anything.
00:19:26.000 It's crazy.
00:19:27.000 I'm like, that's like...
00:19:29.000 Just much like the...
00:19:31.000 Double brain size thing.
00:19:33.000 I miss the boat on those jeans.
00:19:34.000 But you didn't miss it for making music.
00:19:37.000 It's like your brain is designed specifically for what you do.
00:19:40.000 It's what's beautiful.
00:19:41.000 It's like you found the thing that your brain works perfectly for.
00:19:45.000 Everybody's brains differ, man.
00:19:47.000 Yes, sir.
00:19:47.000 Autotune really unlocked a whole lot of opportunity for me.
00:19:51.000 So thank you, Antares, our inventor of said...
00:19:57.000 Program.
00:19:58.000 Don't you think that as ChatGPT can make Post Malone songs, people are still gonna want to know it came from you?
00:20:06.000 That's gonna be more valuable to people.
00:20:08.000 There's people that love your songs just because they sound good.
00:20:11.000 Yes, sir.
00:20:11.000 But there's also people that love your songs because they come from you.
00:20:14.000 Yes, sir.
00:20:14.000 I understand that.
00:20:16.000 I guess the thing that I'm concerned is Pretty soon, you can still tell if it's an AI song, right?
00:20:27.000 Now.
00:20:29.000 But the way that it's moving, like, I don't know, my buddy, Lou, Louis Bell, he produces a bunch of my stuff and we write together and he's the most talented, smart dude ever.
00:20:41.000 But he taught me about epochs and how many epochs a better AI template is.
00:20:49.000 And pretty soon, dude, it's going to be really, really good.
00:20:54.000 It's just going so fast.
00:20:56.000 So I don't know.
00:20:57.000 Yeah, but then they'll just do a video and be like, guys, I made this song.
00:21:04.000 It's so emotional.
00:21:05.000 This really comes from my heart.
00:21:06.000 But it's just a robot talking.
00:21:09.000 I don't know.
00:21:10.000 Not a robot.
00:21:11.000 More like a deepfake or something.
00:21:13.000 Like, guys, I wrote this song crazy, and it's just an AI song, and I'm like, well, fuck, that's better than anything I could have ever made.
00:21:18.000 So, I don't know.
00:21:19.000 It's not gonna be better.
00:21:21.000 It's not.
00:21:21.000 I think there's a thing about something coming from an artist.
00:21:25.000 You know, like, as they're doing all these amazing, you know, AI images, they're very cool to look at.
00:21:32.000 But to me, it's cooler if I know a person made it.
00:21:36.000 Right.
00:21:36.000 It definitely is cooler.
00:21:38.000 I don't know the...
00:21:38.000 It's just like...
00:21:41.000 I feel like we look at it different...
00:21:44.000 I feel like the attention span is getting so short now, with short-form content and stuff like that, and it's super instant gratification, so it's like...
00:21:57.000 Why, as a fan of someone, right, even as a fan in a couple of years, I don't see why they're like, hey, I want Post Malone to make a song about this thing that specifically happened to me with the specific person's name in it, with this stuff,
00:22:13.000 and this is super relatable to me, and that's what I want.
00:22:17.000 So then you can just type in the prompt, all this shit, and it'll just shit you out a song, and it'll be the most personalized experience for you.
00:22:28.000 Isn't that weird?
00:22:29.000 That's fucking weird.
00:22:30.000 But that's exactly where it's going.
00:22:31.000 Yeah, 100%.
00:22:32.000 100%.
00:22:33.000 There's a ton of fake advertisements online right now of me selling products.
00:22:39.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:22:39.000 It's just my voice.
00:22:41.000 This is the most amazing thing ever.
00:22:41.000 Yeah, and I got suckered out of it figuring out you never bought those boner pills.
00:22:45.000 You never endorsed those boner pills.
00:22:47.000 And I was like, oh, they're good enough for Joe.
00:22:48.000 I mean, fuck.
00:22:50.000 There's so many things that are selling.
00:22:52.000 They're selling so many things.
00:22:54.000 I found like 10 of them.
00:22:56.000 It's weird.
00:22:56.000 It's crazy.
00:22:58.000 It's pretty close.
00:22:59.000 You can kind of tell when you listen.
00:23:01.000 Something's off.
00:23:03.000 There's the uncanny valley, I guess.
00:23:06.000 There's something off, but it's pretty close.
00:23:08.000 You do a podcast.
00:23:09.000 So talking about like epochs.
00:23:10.000 So I guess you know epochs in like AI. Yeah.
00:23:14.000 So you have so many because your job is literally just talking to silence.
00:23:21.000 Yes.
00:23:21.000 You know what I mean?
00:23:22.000 There's no music.
00:23:23.000 There's no background noise.
00:23:24.000 There's no nothing.
00:23:24.000 You're just having a conversation.
00:23:26.000 Right.
00:23:27.000 And so they can take...
00:23:29.000 All of your episodes and just run it through this thing.
00:23:33.000 And so it's all your nuance and intricacies in the way you talk and shit like that.
00:23:39.000 You know, your breasts, all that stuff.
00:23:42.000 They have all of it because it's uninterrupted by, you know, music or background.
00:23:47.000 They'll probably even be able to figure out a way to get you to make noises you've never made just by knowing the range that you have that's possible.
00:23:54.000 Like...
00:23:55.000 Yeah, like some kind of weird scream or something.
00:24:00.000 Now they got that one.
00:24:05.000 They'll be able to just know what the shape of your vocal box was.
00:24:10.000 I think that's one of the ways that when they look at ancient primates, they test the size of the opening of the mouth and what kind of sounds they could make and what that shit would sound like.
00:24:22.000 Yeah, that's so weird how were they wrong about The noises that dinosaurs make?
00:24:32.000 I don't think they know.
00:24:34.000 I don't think they know.
00:24:35.000 I mean, if you watch Jurassic Park, it's just whatever sounds cool.
00:24:38.000 Because if you ask someone to make a dinosaur noise...
00:24:42.000 Yeah.
00:24:43.000 They're gonna do like...
00:24:44.000 Right, but what benefit would it be for a dinosaur to make noise?
00:24:47.000 The thing is that no lizards make noise.
00:24:49.000 Komodo dragons don't make noise.
00:24:51.000 Crocodiles don't make noise.
00:24:52.000 No reptiles make noise.
00:24:54.000 No snakes make noise.
00:24:55.000 So why would we ever think that dinosaurs would be so stupid that they'd just be yelling?
00:24:59.000 Well, rattlesnakes...
00:25:00.000 Exactly.
00:25:00.000 They just run around...
00:25:01.000 Like scaring off everything they're trying to...
00:25:05.000 It's an alligator growl.
00:25:06.000 They do growl.
00:25:06.000 Oh, they growl a little.
00:25:07.000 Okay, alligators growl?
00:25:08.000 They don't roar.
00:25:09.000 They don't bark or anything.
00:25:09.000 Right.
00:25:11.000 That's a cool sound, for sure.
00:25:12.000 It's certainly- It sounds like a- It's probably a burp.
00:25:14.000 He's probably eating someone's foot right now.
00:25:16.000 Swallowing someone's fucking sneaker.
00:25:18.000 Look at that creep.
00:25:20.000 Fucking creeps.
00:25:21.000 They're such creeps.
00:25:23.000 They've been around longer than dinosaurs, too.
00:25:24.000 Oh yeah.
00:25:25.000 Or during the time of dinosaurs.
00:25:26.000 They used to be so big, man.
00:25:28.000 Oh my god.
00:25:28.000 They used to be so big.
00:25:30.000 I like that noise.
00:25:31.000 That's a pretty dope noise.
00:25:32.000 It sounds like a fucking nasty growler.
00:25:34.000 It literally sounds like it's being amplified by a porcelain bowl there.
00:25:40.000 It's just like a long day.
00:25:42.000 Long day eating fucking shrooms.
00:25:44.000 Yeah, sloppy joes and a couple of beers.
00:25:48.000 Not the sloppy joes.
00:25:49.000 Sloppy joes will get you, son.
00:25:51.000 They will get you.
00:25:52.000 I mean, it's almost like they come pre-digested, you know?
00:25:56.000 Yeah, perfect.
00:25:57.000 It's just going to slip right through the whole system.
00:26:00.000 There's zero resistance with a sloppy joe.
00:26:03.000 It goes out the exact same way it came in.
00:26:06.000 So fucked up.
00:26:07.000 Just lubed up and ready to go.
00:26:08.000 Mixed with bread.
00:26:09.000 I'm never gonna eat another one again.
00:26:11.000 They're delicious.
00:26:11.000 They are so good.
00:26:12.000 They're delicious.
00:26:13.000 At a fucking barbecue, a good solid sloppy joe.
00:26:16.000 Damn.
00:26:18.000 Well, there's nothing solid about it.
00:26:19.000 Yeah, nothing solid.
00:26:21.000 Yeah, good one.
00:26:24.000 You've been eating Terry Black's?
00:26:26.000 Oh, yes.
00:26:27.000 Yeah, we get it delivered to the club a lot, too.
00:26:29.000 They're amazing.
00:26:30.000 It's just like, you can't have bad barbecue and survive out here.
00:26:35.000 I'm interested about the move.
00:26:38.000 Have you had, like, you found your, like, this place is amazing.
00:26:42.000 Thank you.
00:26:43.000 But the move here, because last time I was on, we were talking, it's been three years, and that was right before you moved, you said.
00:26:51.000 Yeah.
00:26:51.000 And I don't know.
00:26:53.000 I love...
00:26:53.000 Whenever I moved here, it was amazing.
00:26:55.000 Like, the food fucking just blew me away.
00:26:58.000 The people are so cool.
00:26:59.000 It's just great being out of L.A. Look, there's a lot of cool people in L.A. I loved it.
00:27:04.000 I lived there for a long time.
00:27:05.000 But it's so tense.
00:27:07.000 There's so many people.
00:27:09.000 And I don't think people are supposed to live that jammed up like that.
00:27:11.000 I just don't think it's good for you.
00:27:14.000 I mean, maybe it's different for other people.
00:27:16.000 Maybe they like that feeling.
00:27:17.000 I have friends that live in New York City.
00:27:18.000 They fucking love the beep beep.
00:27:20.000 Fuck you.
00:27:21.000 They love it.
00:27:22.000 They love it.
00:27:22.000 They love that crime is up.
00:27:24.000 These people are maniacs.
00:27:25.000 They feel like they're real.
00:27:26.000 They feel like it's dangerous.
00:27:28.000 Sure.
00:27:28.000 They're out there in the street.
00:27:29.000 Sure.
00:27:29.000 But me?
00:27:31.000 I like to be...
00:27:32.000 I like to relax.
00:27:34.000 Me too.
00:27:35.000 Yeah.
00:27:35.000 I mean, that's like...
00:27:36.000 Being on tour too and being in the hotels and going to...
00:27:43.000 Because I lived in L.A. for like five years.
00:27:45.000 But being on tour and being in the hotels, like New York and Boston, and it is so noisy.
00:27:53.000 And then you go back to Utah and you're like, oh my God, it's crazy.
00:27:58.000 It's crazy.
00:27:59.000 Yeah, it's crazy.
00:28:00.000 It's like, it's night and day.
00:28:03.000 And you never really, if you live in those environments, you never really notice it.
00:28:07.000 You never really notice, like...
00:28:10.000 A helicopter going by every 30 seconds or whatever.
00:28:13.000 But then you're out in Utah and you're like, oh my god, this is so much quieter.
00:28:17.000 I think people give off something that probably we can't put on a scale.
00:28:24.000 But there's like an energy that people give off.
00:28:26.000 That's one of the reasons why people like crowds.
00:28:28.000 I think people, when they're around a bunch of other people, they give off a kind of energy.
00:28:33.000 And I think when there's too much of that, like a place like L.A. or New York in particular, because New York is just jammed.
00:28:39.000 Everybody's stacked on top of each other.
00:28:41.000 I think there's this buzz that's always there that some people really enjoy.
00:28:47.000 It scares me.
00:28:48.000 It's an anxious feeling for me.
00:28:50.000 Whenever I was out there, I had my baby, and my doctor was out there, so whenever her mom...
00:28:58.000 Was, you know, towards the end of her pregnancy.
00:29:00.000 And we were like, okay, we're getting ready.
00:29:02.000 We had the baby in LA. And so, like, we were there so we could see the doctor and, you know, she can go into labor or whatever at any minute.
00:29:10.000 So we were there for a couple months and stuff.
00:29:15.000 And...
00:29:15.000 I would go outside at night, and I'm like, oh my god.
00:29:18.000 It felt like impending doom for some reason.
00:29:22.000 Helicopters, fucking...
00:29:23.000 And there's just noise, noise, noise.
00:29:25.000 And I'm like, it was so thick.
00:29:27.000 And I was like, where is it all coming from?
00:29:31.000 I don't know.
00:29:31.000 It just gave...
00:29:32.000 It's such an anxious feeling for me to go outside, and I'm like, it's so...
00:29:36.000 It sounded like...
00:29:37.000 I know it didn't happen, and I don't know what this sounds like, but just like...
00:29:42.000 It felt like the aliens could invade at any time, you know?
00:29:47.000 It was just like, I was like, oh, I know something's coming, man.
00:29:50.000 It's scary.
00:29:51.000 Yeah.
00:29:52.000 Well, I think there's a thing that happens when there's too many people where people don't interact with each other, too.
00:29:59.000 Sure.
00:29:59.000 Which feels weird because then you feel like all these people that you're running into, like, their potential problems or their potential threats or their potential annoyances...
00:30:09.000 Like, let me get away from these people.
00:30:10.000 Sure.
00:30:11.000 And it's just...
00:30:11.000 That's not how it is when there's a few people.
00:30:14.000 Right.
00:30:14.000 Like, when you're walking down the street in a small town...
00:30:16.000 Right.
00:30:16.000 ...and you see somebody, like, what's up, dude?
00:30:18.000 How you doing, man?
00:30:18.000 No shit, there's a person there.
00:30:19.000 What's up?
00:30:19.000 Yeah, a person.
00:30:20.000 Yeah, what's up?
00:30:21.000 My other person.
00:30:21.000 It's just when it's thousands of them and they're all around you.
00:30:24.000 Nobody talks to anybody.
00:30:25.000 Yeah.
00:30:25.000 Like, you don't...
00:30:26.000 Strike up a casual conversation when you're in a crowded line filled with people walking down the street.
00:30:32.000 Right.
00:30:32.000 People don't talk.
00:30:33.000 Everybody's got their own shit to do.
00:30:35.000 And it's so weird.
00:30:36.000 You look at even a hundred years ago, people would sit down on a bench and just be like, what's up?
00:30:45.000 How are you?
00:30:46.000 And have conversations.
00:30:48.000 And I don't remember exactly where I was, but I think I was in...
00:30:52.000 New York doing something and there was a guy I was doing like a show and we were in this building and there was like a smoking area outside and there was this guy playing chess with himself and my buddy goes up and he's like hey And I play chess with you.
00:31:09.000 And I was like, yeah, and it's just like how shit would have gone like a hundred years ago.
00:31:14.000 But now it's just like, I don't want to talk to anybody.
00:31:16.000 Like, you know, it's so fucking weird, man.
00:31:18.000 It is.
00:31:19.000 It's just like, we don't have like that interaction because we got so much shit to do.
00:31:25.000 Everybody got kind of hoodwinked into this idea that the key to a successful life is working more than you should.
00:31:34.000 It is kind of the way to get ahead.
00:31:36.000 I mean, it is a competition and there are people out there that are going to hustle harder than you.
00:31:41.000 But if you're not enjoying yourself, if you don't balance it out with enjoying yourself, you're gonna have a shitty existence.
00:31:48.000 And the whole point is to have a good existence.
00:31:51.000 Have a fun existence.
00:31:52.000 It's not just about success, but everybody's so driven to just get ahead that it's hard for them to separate those two and realize there's a balance.
00:32:02.000 Like, you can't drink Coca-Cola all day.
00:32:04.000 There's a balance.
00:32:05.000 You drink it occasionally.
00:32:07.000 And that balance, you can achieve it.
00:32:09.000 But it's very hard to when you've got your eyes on the prize.
00:32:13.000 Finding that balance is the hardest part.
00:32:20.000 I'm by no means the most talented person or anything like that, but I did work really hard.
00:32:29.000 And auto-tune fucking saved my ass.
00:32:31.000 Once again, shout out.
00:32:33.000 Work hard and get auto-tuned, but not too hard.
00:32:39.000 Taking the time and having this baby was so cool, man.
00:32:44.000 It is so cool to be a dad.
00:32:46.000 And you're like, this is what I was missing out.
00:32:50.000 This is a magical thing.
00:32:54.000 Yeah, there's a bunch of my friends who don't ever want kids.
00:32:57.000 I'm like, dude, I get it, but you're missing something.
00:33:03.000 You are.
00:33:03.000 You don't have to.
00:33:04.000 You don't have to.
00:33:05.000 You don't have to.
00:33:05.000 And I do not like that pressure that people put on people, especially once they have kids.
00:33:09.000 Well, it's mostly grandparents or like your grandmars.
00:33:12.000 It's like, when are you gonna have a baby?
00:33:15.000 But there's also a bunch of people that want you to stop being like Peter Pan.
00:33:20.000 They want you to settle down.
00:33:22.000 Never stop being like Peter Pan.
00:33:24.000 Ever.
00:33:25.000 I don't remember who I was talking to, but I was like, the goal of life is to be a kid forever.
00:33:31.000 For sure.
00:33:32.000 I mean, and now with everything that we have in place right now, it's almost impossible.
00:33:39.000 It's almost impossible, but that's the goal.
00:33:42.000 The goal is to have as much money as you need to never have to worry about it.
00:33:48.000 Yes.
00:33:48.000 So you can actually go and...
00:33:51.000 Live life as a fucking kid and just eat fucking chicken nuggets and fucking go run around in the desert and go eat worms and shit.
00:34:01.000 Well, I don't do that.
00:34:02.000 But have fun.
00:34:03.000 Exactly.
00:34:03.000 Yeah, have fun.
00:34:04.000 And people, when they are serious about something, especially like we're talking about, people have their eyes on the prize and they're trying to get ahead, it's hard for them to disconnect and have fun.
00:34:14.000 My wife taught me how to do it.
00:34:16.000 I really used to have a hard time with it.
00:34:18.000 I used to have a hard time with vacations because I always felt like I was missing work, like stuff I should be doing.
00:34:22.000 But it's just a mindset that I learned how to slide into.
00:34:26.000 And I learned how to chill at the end of the days, too.
00:34:28.000 I never used to know how to chill at the end of the day.
00:34:31.000 I would just stay ramped up until I was tired, wake up, and go, let's fucking go.
00:34:36.000 And it's just not...
00:34:38.000 Sustainable.
00:34:38.000 It is sustainable.
00:34:39.000 I did it for a long time.
00:34:40.000 But I don't think it's mentally sustainable.
00:34:42.000 Right.
00:34:43.000 I think the mind is the...
00:34:45.000 Your mind...
00:34:45.000 It's not a good headspace to be in all the time.
00:34:49.000 You need to be enjoying this shit.
00:34:51.000 You need to be able to...
00:34:56.000 It's so timeless, but it's so true.
00:34:59.000 Stop and fucking smell the fucking roses.
00:35:02.000 Roses smell good, man.
00:35:03.000 They certainly do.
00:35:04.000 They're so cute, too.
00:35:05.000 My baby was like, we had flowers delivered to the room, and she would hold it up to my nose, and like, you smell this shit, because this shit is so cool.
00:35:12.000 And I'm like, oh, that's so cute.
00:35:14.000 It's cool that a baby knows that you can smell it, too.
00:35:16.000 She smells it, and she wants you to smell it.
00:35:18.000 Isn't that wild?
00:35:19.000 She got the double brain.
00:35:21.000 I got that.
00:35:23.000 Back to the vacation.
00:35:24.000 Sorry, I wanted to say something about that too.
00:35:27.000 Have you ever been, I don't know how your family is or how your buddies are, but have you ever been on a vacation and the people who plan the vacation are super militant about the itinerary and you can't even vacation?
00:35:44.000 Do you know what I'm talking about?
00:35:46.000 I do know what you're talking about, but fortunately I haven't experienced one of those.
00:35:49.000 It is cursed.
00:35:51.000 I've seen it.
00:35:52.000 I've seen people go through it.
00:35:54.000 You're in this, like, beautiful place, and they're like, alright guys, so 6am, tomorrow morning, you guys are up.
00:36:02.000 We're going kayaking.
00:36:02.000 It's like 3 o'clock, and you're all drunk, and everybody's like, alright, so you're gonna get up at 6, right?
00:36:08.000 You're gonna be up at 6. Oh.
00:36:10.000 To go fucking do something in the sun and it's the hottest of all time after three hours of sleep.
00:36:16.000 And I'm like, yep, I'll be there.
00:36:19.000 You don't want to be mean and be like, I'm not going.
00:36:22.000 And then you also get FOMO. I don't think it's mean.
00:36:26.000 I don't think it's mean.
00:36:28.000 I think it's kind of mean to tell you what to do.
00:36:30.000 Especially if you're on vacation.
00:36:32.000 Yeah, Greg.
00:36:33.000 Yeah, Greg.
00:36:34.000 No, I don't know Greg.
00:36:36.000 But maybe it's some cool shit.
00:36:38.000 Like, we're going to go Marlin fishing.
00:36:40.000 We've got to be up at 5 a.m.
00:36:42.000 That sounds cool.
00:36:42.000 We all agreed to it, and we chartered the boat, so we've got to get up.
00:36:45.000 Okay, let's go.
00:36:46.000 I caught a shark in the Maldives.
00:36:48.000 Did you really?
00:36:49.000 Yeah.
00:36:49.000 Really?
00:36:50.000 Yeah.
00:36:50.000 It was super random.
00:36:52.000 Yeah?
00:36:53.000 We went to the Maldives and we started throwing lines out on the boat.
00:36:59.000 And we caught grouper and all that stuff.
00:37:02.000 And we were using just little inch pieces of bait and regular line.
00:37:11.000 And I cast my line out and I started bringing it back.
00:37:17.000 And I was like, oh, I'm on a rock.
00:37:19.000 I'm on a rock.
00:37:20.000 But then the rock went...
00:37:21.000 I was like, okay, maybe this isn't a rock.
00:37:24.000 And so we sat and fought it for like 25 minutes and it was a nine-foot nurse shark.
00:37:30.000 Holy shit.
00:37:31.000 Yeah, totally on accident.
00:37:33.000 Wow.
00:37:33.000 With this much bait and just a regular line.
00:37:36.000 Yeah, nurse sharks are...
00:37:38.000 That's sad because that's a sweet shark.
00:37:39.000 We let...
00:37:40.000 Of course.
00:37:41.000 Yeah, yeah, of course.
00:37:42.000 Yeah, of course.
00:37:42.000 But I was like...
00:37:44.000 But she got a fucking hook in her face.
00:37:46.000 Yeah, I know.
00:37:47.000 It was so random.
00:37:50.000 I was like, I thought I caught a rock because that's usually all I catch whenever I go fishing.
00:37:54.000 You know what's fucking weird?
00:37:55.000 What's really weird about fishing is catch and release.
00:37:58.000 Catch and release fishing.
00:38:00.000 For sharks?
00:38:00.000 For any kind of fish.
00:38:01.000 It's kind of weird.
00:38:03.000 Why so?
00:38:04.000 Because you're just doing it for fun.
00:38:06.000 Right.
00:38:07.000 Sure.
00:38:08.000 You're not doing it for food.
00:38:09.000 Sure.
00:38:10.000 And you're essentially risking this animal's life with a hook.
00:38:14.000 Sure.
00:38:15.000 Deep in its throat.
00:38:16.000 You're hoping it's going to survive.
00:38:17.000 What if you gilled it?
00:38:18.000 What if it got deep into the gills with a Rapala with the big old treble hooks and And it's bleeding internally.
00:38:26.000 Fuck, don't make me feel bad, man.
00:38:28.000 No, it's just a weird thing that people do.
00:38:29.000 It was an accident.
00:38:30.000 Not you, man.
00:38:31.000 I'm not even talking about that.
00:38:32.000 People specifically.
00:38:33.000 I've done it.
00:38:34.000 I'm a hypocrite.
00:38:36.000 I've done it before.
00:38:37.000 Where you go catch and release fishing just because it's fun.
00:38:39.000 And just toss them back.
00:38:40.000 Yeah, like people do that with fly fishing.
00:38:42.000 Yeah, or you catch something tiny and you throw it back.
00:38:44.000 With fly fishing, there's actually an argument that's not that big of a deal because fly fishermen, a lot of them, use barbless hooks so they can remove it very easily and then maybe the fish can even get it free if it jumps in the air.
00:38:58.000 But when they catch them, a lot of fly fishermen are just catching and releasing trout.
00:39:02.000 I've never been fly fishing, but my brother's super into it and he loves it.
00:39:07.000 It's very relaxing.
00:39:08.000 He loves it.
00:39:09.000 You need a lot of concentration.
00:39:11.000 It's kind of like archery in that respect.
00:39:12.000 It requires all of your concentration as you're casting the line and you've got to figure out how to get the perfect amount of whip so it rolls over and the fly.
00:39:21.000 It presents itself right in front of the waterhole and you creep it with your fingers.
00:39:25.000 You're doing everything with your hands.
00:39:26.000 You're not reeling in with a reel.
00:39:28.000 Sure.
00:39:28.000 Everything is done with your hands.
00:39:31.000 Even when you're giving the fish line, like if it's really pulling and you already have a tiny leader, you've got to give them a little line.
00:39:39.000 You're kind of doing it with touch and feel.
00:39:40.000 It's very, like, tactile.
00:39:42.000 It's a dance.
00:39:43.000 Yeah, it's very much a dance.
00:39:45.000 It's a dance.
00:39:46.000 You know, I love all kinds of fishing, but, like, if you go to, like, a creek where people are fly-fishing and you use, like, a spinner, like, on a, like, a regular rod, like a spinning rod, people will, like, look at you like you're a fucking idiot.
00:40:02.000 Sure.
00:40:03.000 Like, what's wrong with you, you fucking barbarian?
00:40:05.000 Yeah.
00:40:06.000 We're out here fly-fishing.
00:40:07.000 This is a dance.
00:40:08.000 This is a gentleman's dance.
00:40:11.000 Parrying Rod.
00:40:12.000 These dudes are over there listening to fucking AM Republican radio.
00:40:20.000 Fly fishing.
00:40:22.000 One of the crank ones.
00:40:25.000 Hold on.
00:40:25.000 Wait, what'd he say?
00:40:26.000 What?
00:40:27.000 Dude, there's a lot of guys that still listen to those fucking political talk shows on AM talk radio.
00:40:32.000 Man, I haven't even turned on a radio in a long time.
00:40:38.000 A long time.
00:40:39.000 Yeah, it's been a long time.
00:40:40.000 A long time.
00:40:41.000 If I had to use the crank radio, I'd hope there was something on there, but I don't know.
00:40:46.000 Bro, when I was a kid, no one ever would have thought there would be a time where radio wasn't like a centerpiece in everyone's life.
00:40:52.000 Right.
00:40:52.000 Because when I was a kid, like in high school, in the 80s, it was like, what station do you listen to?
00:40:57.000 Right.
00:40:58.000 You know, I was a BCN guy.
00:40:59.000 Rock of Boston.
00:41:01.000 And you got beat up by the KTMT's guys.
00:41:05.000 Well, there was the AAF guys that were a little more hardcore.
00:41:08.000 Those guys are crazy.
00:41:09.000 Yeah.
00:41:09.000 I know those fuckers.
00:41:10.000 They're crazy.
00:41:10.000 And then there's the KISS FM guys.
00:41:12.000 I love KISS FM. They were into, like, going out to clubs.
00:41:16.000 When did KISS FM start?
00:41:18.000 Well, there's been a lot of KISS FM's, right?
00:41:21.000 Because I'm 106.1 K-K-K-K-Kiss FM. Where's that one?
00:41:24.000 Dallas, Fort Worth.
00:41:25.000 Yeah, I think there's a KISS FM all over the country.
00:41:28.000 I don't know if they're a Philly.
00:41:29.000 I don't know what that is.
00:41:30.000 Is that like a fucking chain?
00:41:32.000 I don't know.
00:41:33.000 Is it franchised?
00:41:35.000 That's a good question.
00:41:35.000 How do you get a franchise into it?
00:41:36.000 Because there's a whole lot of Kiss FM's.
00:41:38.000 Yeah.
00:41:38.000 Why does that sound so good?
00:41:40.000 It does sound good.
00:41:40.000 It sounds so good.
00:41:42.000 Kiss FM sounds badass.
00:41:43.000 But they had the jingle.
00:41:44.000 The jingle, I remember, because I used to fall asleep to the radio and then wake up to Kid Craddock.
00:41:50.000 Rest in peace, Kid Craddock.
00:41:52.000 Like, such a legend.
00:41:53.000 And like, he got me through school.
00:41:55.000 He was just funny and amazing.
00:41:59.000 And like, I don't know.
00:42:02.000 It's just, I don't know.
00:42:03.000 There's something magical about that.
00:42:05.000 Yeah.
00:42:05.000 But we lost that.
00:42:07.000 And even watching, like, Succession, because I just got into it.
00:42:12.000 Have you seen it?
00:42:12.000 Good show.
00:42:13.000 It's so good.
00:42:14.000 So good show.
00:42:14.000 Those actors are insane.
00:42:16.000 Insane.
00:42:17.000 They, like, become those fucked up people.
00:42:19.000 Insane.
00:42:19.000 Insane.
00:42:20.000 Well, you're buying it hook, line, and sinker.
00:42:22.000 The whole cast is insanely good.
00:42:25.000 It's a dance, much like fly fishing.
00:42:27.000 Yes.
00:42:28.000 But, I mean, talking about legacy media and stuff like that and just how, like...
00:42:34.000 Logan, Joe Logan, that's a meme, wants to buy all these legacy media companies, but the kids are like, no, no, no, no, dad, you're so old.
00:42:45.000 This is not what's hot.
00:42:50.000 But he's still trying to hang on to it, and that's such an interesting thing with streaming and Spotify and Apple Music and stuff.
00:42:58.000 It's just like the radio, unless you really love the DJ, I haven't turned on a radio.
00:43:05.000 Yeah, I don't turn on radios.
00:43:08.000 I don't even know how to work it in any of my cars.
00:43:11.000 Fuck, they're so confusing now!
00:43:13.000 One of my old muscle cars has an actual radio.
00:43:16.000 Does it have a CD player?
00:43:17.000 No, it doesn't.
00:43:19.000 I do have one car that has a CD player, though.
00:43:21.000 I have a BMW that has a CD player.
00:43:23.000 Or does it have a compact disc player?
00:43:25.000 Must be nice.
00:43:26.000 That's a 2005. Was it?
00:43:29.000 A CD player in a compact display?
00:43:31.000 Oh, I meant cassette.
00:43:32.000 I meant cassette.
00:43:33.000 I was thinking cassette.
00:43:34.000 Yeah, it's got a CD player.
00:43:36.000 But I had a car that had a cassette player for a while.
00:43:38.000 Does it have the combo?
00:43:40.000 You remember that transition?
00:43:41.000 So they had to put both in?
00:43:43.000 Yeah.
00:43:43.000 So you get the CDs and the cassettes?
00:43:46.000 You remember when they used to have a little handle and you could pull them out because people were stealing radios?
00:43:50.000 Blaupunks?
00:43:51.000 No!
00:43:51.000 Literally, there was a handle.
00:43:53.000 So you'd go to the restaurant, hold it on to your stereo.
00:43:56.000 Your radio?
00:43:56.000 Yeah.
00:43:57.000 They would slide out.
00:43:58.000 That's amazing.
00:43:59.000 Because, bro, everybody stole radios.
00:44:01.000 They stole so many radios.
00:44:03.000 It's the Alpine.
00:44:04.000 You want the Alpine.
00:44:05.000 And people were always selling them, too.
00:44:06.000 Like, in a box at the fucking supermarket.
00:44:09.000 Like, hey, bro, you want some stereos?
00:44:11.000 Well, they'd sell them at the restaurant.
00:44:12.000 Hey man, go flip my radio real quick.
00:44:15.000 Or if you can't, instead of doing dishes, if you can't pay, you just like, here, hold on to the radio for a little bit.
00:44:23.000 Weird how quick that went away.
00:44:25.000 And what happened to, uh, how come no one uses those, uh, steering wheel locks?
00:44:32.000 They don't really work.
00:44:33.000 They don't?
00:44:34.000 I mean, maybe some of them do.
00:44:36.000 I've seen people break them, though.
00:44:37.000 Well, you could break, you ever watch the Lockpick Lawyer?
00:44:40.000 No.
00:44:40.000 On YouTube?
00:44:41.000 No.
00:44:43.000 I don't know anything about lockpicking.
00:44:45.000 I want to learn.
00:44:47.000 It seems like just a cool thing to learn, playing video games and stuff.
00:44:50.000 I want to lockpick shit.
00:44:52.000 Very James Bond.
00:44:53.000 It's badass.
00:44:55.000 Splinter Cell.
00:44:56.000 Yeah, it's cool.
00:44:57.000 If you have a little lockpick tool in your box.
00:45:01.000 That's badass.
00:45:02.000 But to be able to pull that out is pretty cool.
00:45:05.000 But the lockpick lawyer, he can get into anything.
00:45:09.000 Yeah, dude, it's so cool, man.
00:45:12.000 See, this is the Lexus RX300. I love this lock.
00:45:18.000 You know locks?
00:45:20.000 No, sir.
00:45:20.000 But as you see here with this Toy 48, with the Toy 48, man, he'll get in here so quick.
00:45:29.000 Oh my god, you can get in anywhere.
00:45:31.000 And that's my favorite lock.
00:45:33.000 This is crazy.
00:45:34.000 Look how he's doing this.
00:45:35.000 That's your favorite lock.
00:45:36.000 Look how he's doing this.
00:45:38.000 This is nuts.
00:45:39.000 So they'll do challenges for him, and he'll just get in there no problem.
00:45:45.000 And I never was interested, but this shit is like ASMR. It is so fun to watch, and I'll just watch this all night.
00:45:55.000 This is wild how he's doing this, where he's literally figuring out where the key slots are and pushing it into place.
00:46:01.000 So these cards are pretty cool.
00:46:03.000 They make them for specific locks.
00:46:07.000 And you can just get in there and find all the grid and all the indicators and shit like that.
00:46:15.000 I don't know exactly how it works.
00:46:16.000 Don't listen to me about it.
00:46:18.000 And so is that a complicated...
00:46:19.000 Oh, so that's how it works.
00:46:22.000 Oh, wow.
00:46:23.000 So I'm explaining how bump block is in the same kind of thing.
00:46:26.000 You can get in anything with the right key.
00:46:28.000 Just bumping it hard enough.
00:46:30.000 Wow.
00:46:31.000 And they explained how that works.
00:46:33.000 Look at that.
00:46:35.000 Isn't that cool?
00:46:36.000 That is fucking crazy.
00:46:38.000 Who invented the lock?
00:46:40.000 John Locke?
00:46:41.000 That's a good question.
00:46:43.000 I believe his name was John Locke.
00:46:47.000 Thusly named.
00:46:48.000 What was a lock before a lock?
00:46:52.000 So maybe it was his name.
00:46:54.000 Trust.
00:46:55.000 I don't know.
00:46:55.000 What would you say?
00:46:57.000 Would you lock something up?
00:46:58.000 What would that even mean?
00:47:00.000 Nothing.
00:47:00.000 Before locks?
00:47:01.000 Was there like...
00:47:02.000 Before locks, people used to have to put boards inside their house to keep people from opening their doors.
00:47:07.000 Or just like a nice, like, uh...
00:47:11.000 Ritualistic signal, a symbol on the front of their door.
00:47:14.000 They're like, don't come in here.
00:47:15.000 Yeah, right.
00:47:15.000 Well, like they would do with, like, what's his name?
00:47:18.000 Krampus.
00:47:19.000 Put this dead goat and, like, paint the blood on your front door.
00:47:23.000 Like, don't come in here.
00:47:24.000 That would work.
00:47:25.000 I think that would work for some people.
00:47:27.000 To this day.
00:47:28.000 No, to this day.
00:47:29.000 If someone comes up and tries to get into your house and you have, like, painted in blood, like, this crazy...
00:47:35.000 Like, Rune?
00:47:37.000 I don't think they're coming in.
00:47:38.000 Unless that's what you're into.
00:47:39.000 Maybe so.
00:47:40.000 You'd be like, bro, that's my Rune.
00:47:41.000 Maybe you just get the craziest robbers of all time and they're like, he's got some cool shit in there.
00:47:46.000 Yeah, I like how you live.
00:47:49.000 He doesn't even want to hurt you.
00:47:51.000 He just wants to hang out.
00:47:51.000 He's like, hey, man.
00:47:53.000 Can you introduce me to Satan?
00:47:55.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:47:56.000 He's in the basement right now.
00:48:01.000 I can introduce you to Satan, bro.
00:48:04.000 It's no problem.
00:48:04.000 Yeah, come on in, man.
00:48:05.000 He's fine.
00:48:06.000 It's tea time.
00:48:07.000 The kettle's on, sir.
00:48:08.000 We're gonna call him.
00:48:09.000 Never call Satan after 3 a.m.
00:48:11.000 It's bad.
00:48:12.000 That's when he gets evil.
00:48:13.000 Never call the imposter from Among Us after 3 a.m.
00:48:17.000 The imposter from Among Us?
00:48:19.000 What is that?
00:48:19.000 You know the imposter from Among Us.
00:48:21.000 No, I don't.
00:48:22.000 You never played Among Us?
00:48:23.000 No.
00:48:24.000 No.
00:48:24.000 What is it?
00:48:25.000 It's like a game.
00:48:26.000 I don't know.
00:48:27.000 It's a game people used to play.
00:48:29.000 Oh, I never played it.
00:48:30.000 You know this guy.
00:48:31.000 You know this guy.
00:48:32.000 I don't.
00:48:33.000 Don't trust him.
00:48:34.000 I don't.
00:48:34.000 I never played that game.
00:48:35.000 Don't trust him.
00:48:36.000 The guy with the leaves on his head?
00:48:37.000 Any of them.
00:48:37.000 Any of them.
00:48:38.000 You can't trust...
00:48:39.000 So it's like...
00:48:41.000 You gotta guess who the killer is out of all of them.
00:48:45.000 I can't believe I'm talking about Among Us on Joe Rogan.
00:48:47.000 This is amazing.
00:48:49.000 You know what it is, Jamie?
00:48:50.000 You do?
00:48:51.000 I don't know what it is.
00:48:52.000 It got big over the pandemic.
00:48:53.000 Oh, it did?
00:48:54.000 Oh, so it's recent?
00:48:55.000 It was a game that you play with your friends.
00:48:57.000 Oh, interesting.
00:48:58.000 Some would debate it's for babies, but it's pretty fun.
00:49:02.000 I don't play it.
00:49:02.000 Why would they say it's for babies?
00:49:04.000 I don't know.
00:49:04.000 Because it's cartoony?
00:49:05.000 Babies play it sometimes.
00:49:07.000 Much like Fortnite.
00:49:08.000 Sorry, Fortnite.
00:49:10.000 Babies play a lot of things.
00:49:11.000 That's true.
00:49:12.000 They play cool shit, too.
00:49:13.000 But that's true.
00:49:14.000 They do rose smelling.
00:49:16.000 Yeah.
00:49:16.000 But it kind of got memed a little bit, the Among Us thing.
00:49:21.000 Interesting.
00:49:22.000 Yeah.
00:49:23.000 It's weird that some people like things until they find out the type of other people that like it.
00:49:28.000 Sure.
00:49:29.000 And they're like, I don't like this thing anymore.
00:49:30.000 Well, dude, you remember how big, how big...
00:49:37.000 What is it?
00:49:38.000 The Facebook meta, the metaverse or whatever.
00:49:42.000 How big that was supposed to be.
00:49:44.000 The VR thing.
00:49:45.000 Yeah.
00:49:46.000 Right?
00:49:46.000 And so I just watched a thing.
00:49:50.000 By a guy named Jarvis Johnson.
00:49:52.000 And he went in and spent like a week playing like 14 hours a day in the metaverse.
00:50:01.000 And it's all just kids.
00:50:04.000 So they said it was going to be huge, huge, huge.
00:50:07.000 There's 900 people on it.
00:50:10.000 And they're all kids.
00:50:11.000 And he would go everywhere, everywhere, everywhere, everywhere.
00:50:15.000 And it's all kids to the point where there was an 18 and up bar.
00:50:19.000 And you would have to hold your arms out.
00:50:22.000 And they would measure your arm length to make sure that you weren't a kid.
00:50:27.000 Isn't that crazy?
00:50:28.000 I don't know, man.
00:50:29.000 It's just like...
00:50:31.000 That's bizarre.
00:50:32.000 It's crazy.
00:50:33.000 But it's just like...
00:50:37.000 Well, that's weird.
00:50:38.000 If someone's...
00:50:39.000 Oh, wow.
00:50:40.000 Age verification.
00:50:45.000 What if someone's really tiny?
00:50:47.000 Right?
00:50:48.000 Like, what happens to little people?
00:50:49.000 Yeah, what if it's like, just a guy with a short wingspan?
00:50:54.000 Yeah.
00:50:55.000 Yeah, you're fucked.
00:50:56.000 You can't get into the bar.
00:50:58.000 But that's alright, because there was two people in there.
00:51:00.000 The whole thing is, you're hanging out with kids?
00:51:03.000 That's bizarre.
00:51:03.000 It's weird, man!
00:51:05.000 Yeah, that's a different thing.
00:51:07.000 That's like an interactive thing.
00:51:08.000 Right.
00:51:09.000 Not like if you're playing a video game and it's just you versus the computer.
00:51:13.000 Right.
00:51:13.000 And these kids, well, these fucking kids at these multiplayer games are so good.
00:51:17.000 Yeah, they have no life.
00:51:19.000 It's crazy, dude.
00:51:20.000 No mortgage, no family.
00:51:22.000 I miss those days, man.
00:51:23.000 No aspirations.
00:51:23.000 They know when food is coming.
00:51:25.000 That's what I meant by whenever I said the goal of life is to be a kid, I meant, like, don't pay taxes.
00:51:30.000 So I haven't paid mine.
00:51:31.000 Just joking.
00:51:32.000 That's a joke, too.
00:51:33.000 Yeah.
00:51:34.000 Go to Puerto Rico.
00:51:35.000 You don't have to pay taxes?
00:51:37.000 Well, there's a weird thing.
00:51:38.000 If you live in Puerto Rico, it's like 51% of the time or something like that.
00:51:41.000 I forget what the percentage is.
00:51:42.000 But you just roll the dice?
00:51:43.000 You don't pay federal taxes.
00:51:45.000 How do you do that?
00:51:46.000 Because if you claim Puerto Rico as your residence, I'm going to fuck this up, but Peter Schiff explained it to me.
00:51:52.000 But that's why Jake and Logan Paul, they live in Puerto Rico.
00:51:55.000 You don't have to pay taxes.
00:51:57.000 Do watch the fight.
00:51:58.000 I did.
00:51:59.000 What do you think?
00:51:59.000 It's a good fight.
00:52:01.000 Jake did a great job.
00:52:02.000 He's very talented.
00:52:04.000 He's big.
00:52:05.000 Yeah, he's a big fella.
00:52:06.000 He's a big fella and Nate is definitely smaller than him, definitely doesn't hit as hard as him.
00:52:12.000 And Jake has a lot more experience in professional boxing now, for sure.
00:52:15.000 But he's legit.
00:52:17.000 He's a legit fighter.
00:52:18.000 I mean, yeah, he looks good.
00:52:20.000 I mean, I just love watching Nate fight.
00:52:23.000 He's an animal.
00:52:24.000 He is amazing.
00:52:25.000 He is, like, one of my favorites to watch.
00:52:28.000 And I was super pumped.
00:52:29.000 It came on after the show in Dallas the first night, like two nights ago.
00:52:33.000 They're talking about having an MMA fight, which would be a way different fight.
00:52:36.000 I want that fight.
00:52:37.000 Yeah, that's a way different fight.
00:52:38.000 I want that fight.
00:52:39.000 That's a way different fight.
00:52:40.000 I feel like, and I've never been in a combat sport before, but, like...
00:52:47.000 It changes everything.
00:52:49.000 It changes everything.
00:52:50.000 Like, you see Nate kind of getting up against the rope because he wants the chain there, you know?
00:52:58.000 Right.
00:52:58.000 Like, because he's getting up against the rope, and I'm like, oh, and MMA or UFC or whatever, you can get up against...
00:53:05.000 You tie him up.
00:53:06.000 Right.
00:53:06.000 Yeah.
00:53:07.000 But I don't know.
00:53:08.000 It's totally different.
00:53:09.000 It's totally different.
00:53:10.000 But Jake is a very good wrestler.
00:53:13.000 He's a great athlete.
00:53:14.000 Very good fighter.
00:53:16.000 And I know he's never done an MMA fight before.
00:53:19.000 But if he had one, I think he'd be good at it.
00:53:21.000 I think he'd be good at it just like he's good at boxing.
00:53:23.000 He'd figure it out.
00:53:26.000 He's built crazy.
00:53:27.000 Yeah.
00:53:28.000 Like, looking at him since his first fight.
00:53:30.000 He fucking trains hard.
00:53:32.000 He's big.
00:53:33.000 To go ten rounds like that with Nate constantly coming forward, you gotta be in some serious shape.
00:53:38.000 Serious shape.
00:53:39.000 That's also a lot of experience, too, because you gotta know when to hit the gas and when to back off.
00:53:44.000 Right.
00:53:45.000 You can't just fight full blast for ten rounds.
00:53:47.000 It's not possible.
00:53:48.000 I had to do...
00:53:50.000 I was just doing...
00:53:51.000 So we filmed a movie...
00:53:54.000 A scene in a movie, and I had to go in and do voiceover for the movie, for dubs, and they were telling me to throw fake punches.
00:54:02.000 And I did it for like 10, not even full on for 10 minutes.
00:54:07.000 And I was like, oh my god.
00:54:10.000 I was so fucking sore and I was sore for the next week.
00:54:14.000 I was like, yo.
00:54:15.000 And then you look at like 20 minutes?
00:54:18.000 How long are the rounds?
00:54:21.000 Well, it's 10 three-minute rounds.
00:54:22.000 10 three-minute rounds.
00:54:23.000 30 minutes of boxing.
00:54:25.000 That's insane.
00:54:25.000 It's insane.
00:54:26.000 That's insane.
00:54:27.000 That's hard.
00:54:28.000 That's hard to do.
00:54:29.000 You know what's a great workout?
00:54:30.000 The VR boxing games.
00:54:32.000 Have you ever fucked with any of those?
00:54:33.000 No, sir.
00:54:34.000 They're great.
00:54:34.000 I'm in the metaverse, man.
00:54:36.000 I'm playing Among Us in VR. They're great workouts that are in a game, because you actually are boxing the guy.
00:54:43.000 You have these handsets on.
00:54:45.000 The handsets are your gloves.
00:54:47.000 So you actually throw punches, and you move away from their punches, and it shows you when you hit them.
00:54:51.000 And it measures your goggles too, so it knows where your goggles are.
00:54:54.000 Yeah, it knows exactly where you're at.
00:54:55.000 That's cool.
00:54:56.000 So as your head moves, the punches slip by, you can duck under them and hit them with uppercuts.
00:55:01.000 Is it like multiplayer?
00:55:02.000 No, it's single player.
00:55:04.000 Oh, I didn't know if you were fighting real people.
00:55:06.000 Because I was like, imagine like, oh fuck, I'm a 12-year-old at my house and I gotta box Joe Rogan.
00:55:12.000 You can do that in fencing.
00:55:14.000 I know in fencing you can have a fence-off with each other.
00:55:16.000 I bet they have a thing for boxing where you could do it against someone where you're both on opposite sides of the room and you're boxing each other.
00:55:23.000 Well, I didn't...
00:55:23.000 What's your...
00:55:24.000 If you...
00:55:25.000 Send me your gamertag so if I ever go up against you.
00:55:28.000 I don't have a gamertag.
00:55:30.000 Gamertag is also quite old, I think.
00:55:32.000 I don't know.
00:55:32.000 I don't know.
00:55:33.000 I used to be an Xbox guy.
00:55:35.000 Now I'm just a PC nerd.
00:55:37.000 Yeah?
00:55:38.000 Just PC? Yeah, man.
00:55:39.000 What do you play?
00:55:41.000 I'm playing Diablo right now.
00:55:43.000 Diablo.
00:55:43.000 Oh my god.
00:55:44.000 That steals your life.
00:55:45.000 It steals my entire life.
00:55:47.000 On my days off, I go and I play and I'm like, oh, I'm good, man.
00:55:51.000 I only played for like 14 hours today.
00:55:55.000 You play?
00:55:56.000 No, I do not.
00:55:57.000 My friend Duncan is a full-on junkie.
00:55:59.000 So is my friend Brian.
00:56:00.000 And we were both watching video clips of it the other day.
00:56:02.000 I see it.
00:56:03.000 I get it.
00:56:04.000 I get how it rope you in.
00:56:05.000 It's that dopamine of seeing all the numbers pop up.
00:56:08.000 You're like, oh, I did nine million damage to a fucking demon.
00:56:11.000 Yeah, there's all the numbers and the graphics and the craziness, and you see them coming towards you.
00:56:15.000 There's a lot of anticipation.
00:56:17.000 Yikes.
00:56:17.000 Yeah, it's good.
00:56:18.000 It's good.
00:56:19.000 It looks like fun.
00:56:19.000 Do you play anything?
00:56:20.000 Not anymore.
00:56:21.000 No?
00:56:21.000 No, I used to be a hardcore first-person shooter junkie.
00:56:25.000 I used to play a lot of Quake.
00:56:26.000 Modern Warfare 2?
00:56:27.000 Quake.
00:56:27.000 No, Quake.
00:56:27.000 See, you're harder.
00:56:28.000 You're harder.
00:56:29.000 I used to be Quake Online.
00:56:30.000 I had a buddy that used to play Quake.
00:56:32.000 And the competitive scene for that in the early 2000s was crazy.
00:56:36.000 Yeah, insane.
00:56:38.000 Insane.
00:56:38.000 You have to know all the map and you know where they're going.
00:56:42.000 It's like FPS chess.
00:56:45.000 It's pretty cool to watch.
00:56:47.000 It really is because you have to know when certain items are spawning.
00:56:51.000 Yes, sir.
00:56:52.000 Like a mega health, a rocket launcher.
00:56:54.000 You got to get to it before your opponent does.
00:56:56.000 Nerd.
00:56:57.000 Yeah.
00:56:58.000 That's so cool.
00:56:59.000 Were you any good?
00:57:00.000 I was pretty good, yeah.
00:57:01.000 That's amazing.
00:57:02.000 That's so cool, dude.
00:57:03.000 We used to have a Quake land party set up here.
00:57:07.000 This is crazy, dude.
00:57:10.000 That's Quake 3 Arena, right?
00:57:12.000 Quake Champions?
00:57:13.000 Quake Champions.
00:57:14.000 What was like...
00:57:17.000 Unreal?
00:57:21.000 No, it's a Quake game.
00:57:25.000 It's like...
00:57:25.000 Boom.
00:57:27.000 Look at that.
00:57:28.000 This game is so fun.
00:57:28.000 I can't even react that fast.
00:57:30.000 How do you hit that guy?
00:57:31.000 Well, you're moving so fast in this game.
00:57:33.000 It's just constant juice for your brain.
00:57:36.000 Your brain is just constantly getting stimulus.
00:57:39.000 It's so fun.
00:57:40.000 Wow!
00:57:41.000 Yeah, this guy's good.
00:57:42.000 Whoever's playing this, this guy's good.
00:57:44.000 But look how, like, tuned in he is.
00:57:46.000 He's just...
00:57:48.000 In a trance.
00:57:49.000 He knows where he's coming from.
00:57:51.000 He knows exactly.
00:57:52.000 You gotta memorize these maps, dude.
00:57:55.000 Wow!
00:57:56.000 Did he get him through the grate?
00:57:58.000 He got him as he was going down.
00:58:00.000 That was great.
00:58:02.000 Look at that.
00:58:02.000 This guy's insane.
00:58:04.000 This guy's so good, man.
00:58:06.000 So he's running around getting all the health and getting all the armor and shit.
00:58:09.000 See, he pre-shoots that in case he's coming down there.
00:58:13.000 Wow, he is rocking this guy.
00:58:15.000 Yeah, this guy's a killer.
00:58:16.000 Whoever the fuck this guy is, this guy has no life.
00:58:19.000 Guarantee you, that motherfucker's playing that game all day.
00:58:21.000 Man, I only played for 14 hours today.
00:58:24.000 What do you mean?
00:58:25.000 The thing is, you could be, like, real successful in that game.
00:58:27.000 You get the same rush out of being successful in the real world.
00:58:31.000 It's true.
00:58:32.000 Yeah, more of a rush, really.
00:58:33.000 I don't...
00:58:34.000 Dude, it's so...
00:58:36.000 So, gaming for me is, like, like I mentioned before, I don't leave the house very much.
00:58:41.000 So, like, gaming for me is, like, me time.
00:58:44.000 Yeah.
00:58:45.000 You know, everybody likes, like, the multiplayer games and stuff, but I'm, like, a single-player guy because I'm, like...
00:58:53.000 Whenever I get to actually sit down, you know, by myself, you know, not on tour, and then the baby goes to bed and mama goes to bed and I can just go and sit and have a nice drink and a smoke in my game room and just fucking, like...
00:59:09.000 Yes.
00:59:09.000 Just total get-austy time.
00:59:11.000 Yes.
00:59:12.000 You need austy time.
00:59:13.000 Yes, sir.
00:59:14.000 You do.
00:59:14.000 Everybody does.
00:59:15.000 You really do.
00:59:16.000 It's good for your mind.
00:59:18.000 Again, like, why are we doing this?
00:59:21.000 You're doing this to enjoy yourself.
00:59:22.000 Sure, yes, sir.
00:59:23.000 All this life is supposed to be, you're supposed to be enjoying yourself as much as you can.
00:59:27.000 I mean, it's a lot.
00:59:30.000 It's a lot.
00:59:32.000 Everybody's got a lot.
00:59:33.000 Everybody's got a lot.
00:59:35.000 You take that second.
00:59:36.000 Don't be fucking scared to take that second for yourself.
00:59:39.000 You deserve that fucking second.
00:59:40.000 But earn that second too.
00:59:42.000 Earn that second, but then you feel that second hit so much harder.
00:59:46.000 So much harder.
00:59:47.000 Whenever you're like, oh man, I'm fucking working my ass off.
00:59:52.000 Abstinence makes the heart grow fond.
00:59:55.000 Abstinence?
00:59:56.000 Yeah, just...
00:59:57.000 Yeah, I'm abstinent.
00:59:59.000 Having, you know, just a little break from things.
01:00:03.000 Well, how do you find time, Joe?
01:00:05.000 I make it.
01:00:06.000 Force it.
01:00:08.000 Just force it.
01:00:09.000 Give me one of them Bud Lights.
01:00:10.000 Fuck it.
01:00:11.000 You got it.
01:00:12.000 Let's go.
01:00:12.000 They're cold, too.
01:00:13.000 We've been drinking Bud Light consistently on this show.
01:00:16.000 I'm sure the comments are afire with those folks that like to get riled up about stupid shit.
01:00:23.000 Well, that's what I said, you know.
01:00:26.000 Before the show, I was like, just back to the conversation we were just having.
01:00:31.000 There's not a lot of comfort in the modern world, man.
01:00:35.000 And I've been drinking this forever.
01:00:38.000 Yeah.
01:00:38.000 And I don't...
01:00:39.000 Gives you comfort.
01:00:40.000 I'm drinking my fucking...
01:00:41.000 I'm gonna...
01:00:42.000 God damn it, I'm gonna drink a fucking beer, Joe Rogan.
01:00:44.000 Yeah, a Bud Light, too.
01:00:46.000 I'm gonna drink a fucking Bud Light, and it's yummy.
01:00:48.000 Forget about everybody's outrage.
01:00:50.000 Settle down, everybody.
01:00:52.000 Relax.
01:00:53.000 They fucked up.
01:00:54.000 Just let them off the hook.
01:00:56.000 They fucked up this one thing.
01:00:57.000 It's not even that big a deal, but when Kid Rock shoots your fucking beer, it's game over.
01:01:01.000 It was a cool MP5, though.
01:01:04.000 It was.
01:01:05.000 It was a cool gun.
01:01:06.000 When Kid Rock shoots your beer.
01:01:09.000 First off, you've got to buy the beer, and you know how much ammo is nowadays.
01:01:13.000 It was an expensive publicity stunt, but I think it was well worth it.
01:01:17.000 Well, if you look at the impact that it did, that's what's crazy.
01:01:22.000 How many people are just looking for shit to get annoyed with lately?
01:01:26.000 Yeah, I mean, I don't know.
01:01:27.000 It's...
01:01:28.000 It's interesting.
01:01:31.000 And I love watching the show because it's so...
01:01:39.000 You just talk.
01:01:40.000 Yeah.
01:01:41.000 You just talk and me and my friends, we say, you know, it's nice because you don't have any judgment and you listen to people talk and you actually have a conversation, which is really nice.
01:01:55.000 Well, in this age of short attention span, that shit doesn't appeal to everybody.
01:02:01.000 There's a lot of people that aren't interested in that.
01:02:03.000 Right.
01:02:03.000 And they're interested in long-form conversations.
01:02:06.000 They're interested in reading books.
01:02:08.000 They're interested in just listening to music just for the sake of listening to music.
01:02:12.000 Right.
01:02:12.000 You know, there's still people like that out there.
01:02:14.000 This idea that everyone's just short attention span dummy, that's crazy.
01:02:18.000 That's not true.
01:02:19.000 There's always going to be people that are interested in things and want to be stimulated.
01:02:23.000 Is that the popular...
01:02:27.000 Well, I mean, for you, yes.
01:02:29.000 You crush it.
01:02:30.000 You crush it.
01:02:31.000 Well, it works for me.
01:02:33.000 Yes, sir.
01:02:33.000 But it works for me because that's actually what I like.
01:02:36.000 Yes, sir.
01:02:37.000 There's no bridge between what I'm interested in and what I'm talking about.
01:02:44.000 Right.
01:02:44.000 It's just right there.
01:02:45.000 It's right there.
01:02:46.000 You love what you do.
01:02:47.000 Yeah, and there's no executive.
01:02:49.000 There's no producer telling me what to do.
01:02:51.000 There's no network.
01:02:52.000 So it's just me and people, me and you.
01:02:55.000 And that's missing in this world.
01:02:57.000 We're getting too much of what we get is filtered down.
01:03:02.000 Even if it's the news, it's going through filters.
01:03:05.000 It's going through people.
01:03:07.000 It's getting approved.
01:03:08.000 What can you talk about?
01:03:09.000 What can you not talk about?
01:03:10.000 What do you highlight?
01:03:10.000 What do you not highlight?
01:03:12.000 What causes death that you pay attention to?
01:03:14.000 And what causes death that you ignore?
01:03:17.000 That's what the news is.
01:03:19.000 So it's just, we get it from everything.
01:03:21.000 And so we always have this uneasy feeling Like, whoever that person is that's telling us the news, they're not being 100% real with us.
01:03:29.000 Because they're not even talking real.
01:03:30.000 Today, at 5pm, we learned that there's a way they're talking where you know that it's not a fucking human.
01:03:37.000 That's not a human.
01:03:38.000 And when they're trying to be a human, it's even grosser.
01:03:41.000 It's a show.
01:03:42.000 Yeah, and when they're trying to be sincere, it's even grosser because it's like performative.
01:03:46.000 You've been performing as this news guy forever and now all of a sudden you're the real person.
01:03:52.000 Cut the shit, man.
01:03:53.000 What is that?
01:03:54.000 It's weird.
01:03:54.000 It makes us feel weird.
01:03:55.000 And that might not even be as human as they're even being.
01:04:03.000 It's not their fault, you know, because that's their job.
01:04:07.000 That's their job.
01:04:07.000 You know, that's their job to go up there.
01:04:10.000 So if you do show that human moment, it's like, and then you look at it and you're like, oh, is that actually real?
01:04:15.000 Everyone thinks that's fake, you know, but maybe, you know, they do feel sad, genuinely.
01:04:21.000 It's just so hard if you tell a sad story on the news.
01:04:25.000 And it's like you're reading off a teleprompter.
01:04:27.000 Yeah.
01:04:28.000 You know what I mean?
01:04:29.000 It's interesting.
01:04:31.000 It is.
01:04:32.000 It's weird that we still need people to do it, too.
01:04:34.000 Like, we want a Walter Cronkite-type person or some respected journalist, some Mike Wallace, some Barbara Walters, someone who, like, when they're talking...
01:04:43.000 There's one I know.
01:04:44.000 I know Barbara Walters.
01:04:45.000 Yeah.
01:04:45.000 There's, well, you know, not when she's on The View, but the olden days.
01:04:50.000 Sure.
01:04:50.000 When she would do investigative journalism.
01:04:53.000 What days?
01:04:53.000 What days?
01:04:55.000 I'm 95. I'm 95. Bro, she's pre-your time for sure.
01:04:59.000 She's pre-my time.
01:05:01.000 She was...
01:05:01.000 I think there's like some crazy thing where Barbara Walters, Anne Frank, and Martin Luther King Jr. were born in the same year.
01:05:10.000 Is that true?
01:05:10.000 Did I just make that up?
01:05:12.000 I think Anne Frank and Martin Luther King Jr. and then like one other...
01:05:15.000 She was born in 1929. What?
01:05:19.000 Son.
01:05:20.000 She passed away last year.
01:05:22.000 1929. Yeah.
01:05:24.000 Yeah.
01:05:26.000 That lady's seen some shit.
01:05:28.000 That's when people...
01:05:29.000 She was born in 1929?
01:05:30.000 Played chess with each other.
01:05:32.000 And Frank was as well, right?
01:05:35.000 Yeah.
01:05:36.000 That's crazy.
01:05:37.000 Born the same year.
01:05:38.000 See, you didn't make that up.
01:05:39.000 No.
01:05:40.000 Sometimes I'm wondering, though.
01:05:41.000 No, me too.
01:05:42.000 I fuck things up.
01:05:43.000 I definitely fuck things up.
01:05:44.000 The problem also, like, sometimes people tell me something and then I don't look it up.
01:05:48.000 And then I'll just repeat it.
01:05:49.000 Yeah, that's a whole other thing.
01:05:52.000 That's a whole other thing.
01:05:53.000 Yeah, you gotta, like, look things up.
01:05:55.000 Dick Clark.
01:05:55.000 Audrey Hepburn.
01:05:56.000 Arnold Palmer from 1929?
01:06:00.000 Let's go.
01:06:01.000 The golfer?
01:06:02.000 Wow, he was born in 1929?
01:06:04.000 I thought he was the drink guy.
01:06:07.000 I prefer myself a John Daly.
01:06:10.000 Which is the John Daly?
01:06:12.000 That's vodka and Arnold Palmer.
01:06:16.000 John Daly's a wild boy.
01:06:18.000 Oh, man.
01:06:19.000 That fella.
01:06:20.000 What he can do is amazing.
01:06:22.000 He's known for being a dude who parties.
01:06:25.000 Sure.
01:06:25.000 And he's one of the best golfers ever.
01:06:27.000 Yeah, man.
01:06:28.000 I don't know.
01:06:28.000 That's why I like...
01:06:29.000 Look at him out there.
01:06:30.000 Dude, that's such a wave right there.
01:06:33.000 Smoking a cigarette.
01:06:33.000 Smoking a stogie and just fucking...
01:06:35.000 Big gut.
01:06:36.000 Plays like a fucking wizard.
01:06:38.000 He looks like a wizard.
01:06:40.000 He does.
01:06:40.000 He's giving me big wizard vibes on this one.
01:06:43.000 I mean, the guy's been doing it a long fucking time.
01:06:46.000 Many a man is in the ground that was thinking that John Daly was never going to make it.
01:06:51.000 I'd be pissed.
01:06:52.000 It's like, you ever play Mortal Kombat and Bo Raicho?
01:06:56.000 Who's Bo Reicho?
01:06:57.000 He's the guy that was always drunk and he would puke on you.
01:07:00.000 Oh.
01:07:00.000 And then he would always kick my ass in the game.
01:07:03.000 So imagine...
01:07:05.000 That's kind of like...
01:07:06.000 John Daly.
01:07:07.000 Not to compare John Daly to Bo Reicho from Mortal Kombat, but...
01:07:11.000 Just imagine you're out there and you go so hard and you go, you're like doing all the best training and all this shit and this guy just comes out with a...
01:07:18.000 Fat dude just fucks you up.
01:07:19.000 With a John Daly and then just fucking hits the craziest shot.
01:07:24.000 I mean, oh my god, man.
01:07:25.000 There's some guys that don't look like they should be pro athletes or pro anything with your body.
01:07:32.000 Yeah.
01:07:33.000 And yet they're as good as anybody alive.
01:07:35.000 Yeah.
01:07:36.000 I mean, like...
01:07:39.000 Big country?
01:07:41.000 Oh, yeah.
01:07:42.000 Roy Nelson?
01:07:43.000 Roy Nelson put people into neighboring dimensions.
01:07:46.000 That dude hit so hard.
01:07:48.000 And, by the way, he's like a legit Brazilian jiu-jitsu black belt.
01:07:51.000 He was an elite grappler.
01:07:53.000 I met him way back in the day, way before he had any MMA fights.
01:07:57.000 And he was just a really elite grappler.
01:08:00.000 But then he starts fighting in MMA and knocking people unconscious.
01:08:03.000 And can take a shot as good as anybody that's ever lived.
01:08:06.000 The beard is padding.
01:08:07.000 Have you thought...
01:08:08.000 Did we...
01:08:09.000 They used to say that with boxers.
01:08:11.000 They used to make them shave their beards.
01:08:13.000 Shave them off.
01:08:14.000 You couldn't have a big hairy beard because they really did think that it was padding.
01:08:17.000 Well, yeah.
01:08:18.000 Well, that's what I was talking to somebody and they were like, hey, do you think it's like way, way, way, way, way far down the line to where like men grew beards because they were fighting each other?
01:08:27.000 And they were like, okay, we'll get a little padding.
01:08:29.000 And it just grew over time.
01:08:31.000 No, I think they hadn't invented razors.
01:08:34.000 That's true.
01:08:34.000 No, but how evolutionary?
01:08:36.000 How did it grow?
01:08:37.000 How did it start growing?
01:08:38.000 It went away.
01:08:39.000 I think we had hair all the way up to the top of our face.
01:08:42.000 But why would it stay here?
01:08:45.000 Why do we have armpit hair, Joe Rogan?
01:08:46.000 That's a good question.
01:08:47.000 Why do we have ball hair?
01:08:49.000 Yeah.
01:08:49.000 What's up with asshole hair?
01:08:50.000 So you can style it, of course.
01:08:51.000 Asshole hair is totally useless.
01:08:51.000 So you can braid it.
01:08:53.000 Keep your asshole warm.
01:08:55.000 Asshole hair is for catching dingleberries, and everyone knows that.
01:08:58.000 It's for a little snack for later.
01:09:00.000 Oh, God.
01:09:02.000 What it is is we used to be covered in hair.
01:09:04.000 It's pretty obvious.
01:09:05.000 And then when the aliens came down and manipulated our DNA, they turned us into this.
01:09:11.000 I wish they turned me into that.
01:09:14.000 I wish they turned me into that.
01:09:15.000 How did I get stuck with it?
01:09:16.000 I always miss the fucking cool shit, man.
01:09:19.000 Dude, I think if that is the case, if...
01:09:24.000 If we were really truly created by aliens, that would be the most bizarre of all the possibilities.
01:09:29.000 We're still the same thing.
01:09:31.000 Yeah.
01:09:31.000 But if we knew that that's how we came about, that would be probably the most bizarre thing ever.
01:09:38.000 From creation or, like, crossbreeding?
01:09:43.000 Like crossbreeding.
01:09:44.000 Yeah.
01:09:44.000 Yeah.
01:09:44.000 Or, like, some genetic manipulation.
01:09:47.000 You know?
01:09:49.000 It's so weird.
01:09:52.000 Who fucking knows?
01:09:53.000 But thinking about...
01:09:57.000 So why are the depictions of aliens, since recorded history, why are they always bipedal?
01:10:10.000 Why do they always have the same face and eyes as us?
01:10:15.000 Like, why?
01:10:16.000 Big giant eyes, right?
01:10:18.000 Why is that?
01:10:19.000 Why is that?
01:10:19.000 Because, I don't know.
01:10:21.000 And people are like, oh, you know, people would be like, Well, they're just like, you know, they made this up.
01:10:28.000 They look like humans, but what if we look like them?
01:10:30.000 Yeah.
01:10:31.000 Or what if whatever we're being visited by now is just humans from the future or humans or another offshoot of humans from another dimension?
01:10:46.000 Yeah, a lot of people speculate on all those things.
01:10:47.000 At the risk of sounding crazy.
01:10:48.000 You know what's interesting about aliens, too?
01:10:51.000 Aliens, they always have eyes facing forward.
01:10:55.000 And in nature, things that have eyes facing forward are generally predators.
01:10:59.000 Sure.
01:11:00.000 Things that have eyes on the side, like a deer or a pronghorn, they're looking for shit coming at them.
01:11:06.000 So they're looking left and right.
01:11:08.000 But when something has eyes going forward, it's looking to attack, generally.
01:11:13.000 Like cats and wolves, they have eyes facing forward.
01:11:17.000 Right.
01:11:19.000 Aliens have eyes facing forward, which is interesting.
01:11:21.000 I don't know.
01:11:22.000 Do you think if there is actually...
01:11:26.000 Who's to even fucking say what an alien even fucking looks like?
01:11:29.000 They could just be a blob of fucking energy or whatever the fuck.
01:11:34.000 But if we do personalize them like that, which we as humans tend to do, it makes it easier to...
01:11:42.000 Fathom, you know what I mean?
01:11:44.000 I couldn't fathom a being in here that's just a glob of dust or a cloud.
01:11:49.000 I'm like, whoa, this is insane.
01:11:51.000 But if I look at it from like, oh, you're like me, you know what I mean?
01:11:56.000 As far away in the galaxy as you might be from, you look kind of like me.
01:12:00.000 Well, just think about the me when you say me.
01:12:03.000 It's very intangible, right?
01:12:06.000 It's not like my hand.
01:12:07.000 My hand is right here.
01:12:08.000 But my me, like who I am, my consciousness, like where the fuck is that?
01:12:13.000 Where's that?
01:12:14.000 Is that inside of me?
01:12:15.000 Is it a part of me?
01:12:17.000 Is it all of me together?
01:12:19.000 Whatever it is, it's like you, like your consciousness is like this very unique energy that's you.
01:12:25.000 And mine is me, and everybody has a different one.
01:12:27.000 And it's, what the fuck is that?
01:12:29.000 Yeah.
01:12:30.000 That's a weird thing.
01:12:31.000 It certainly is.
01:12:32.000 You know, whatever it is inside of your mind that's moving you around and responding to questions and finding what you're interested in and pursuing your goals like that, whatever the fuck that thing is inside of you, that energy is very strange.
01:12:45.000 And it is.
01:12:46.000 It's just super weird.
01:12:47.000 I remember you...
01:12:49.000 Asked me if I wanted to smoke and I can't I don't really smoke anymore And I actually talked it for the longest time in my whole life.
01:12:58.000 I couldn't really explain this I couldn't like really like Bring it to like Words and try to explain it to where I wasn't like where just cuz was It made no sense,
01:13:14.000 but I talked to a couple of my buddies and they were like, oh, it's the same thing.
01:13:19.000 So a lot of my friends from smoking weed, it's almost like a depersonalization thing to where it feels like for the longest time since I smoked one bad joint.
01:13:32.000 And for the longest time ever since then, it's felt like I've been almost like watching my life happen instead of actually like living it.
01:13:42.000 Does that make sense?
01:13:43.000 It does.
01:13:44.000 If you had like an episode.
01:13:47.000 Like if you smoked one bad joint and you got way too high and you had like a break, like some sort of a schizophrenic break or some sort of strange episode.
01:13:56.000 And it just feels like a lot of the time it's like...
01:13:58.000 It's like...
01:14:00.000 I'm not doing it.
01:14:01.000 It's like almost as like...
01:14:04.000 I'm watching it happen.
01:14:06.000 Still, to this day?
01:14:07.000 To this day, a lot of the time, yeah.
01:14:09.000 And it happened because of that one violence?
01:14:12.000 I had never felt it in my life before that.
01:14:15.000 Wow.
01:14:16.000 And I talked to my friends, and they were like, oh, that's like depersonalization.
01:14:24.000 I don't exactly know what happens or what goes on, but it's a pretty common thing, I feel like.
01:14:32.000 For people who have had a negative experience with THC or something like that.
01:14:38.000 Or whatever the fuck was in that joint that I had in LA that one time.
01:14:42.000 Right, you don't know what was in it.
01:14:44.000 That's true too.
01:14:45.000 Maybe it was just fucking LSD or something and it totally just...
01:14:50.000 It caught me.
01:14:51.000 But I felt different.
01:14:53.000 To this day, I still feel different.
01:14:54.000 That's so weird.
01:14:55.000 But it could just be THC. This guy, Alex Berenson, wrote a book about it.
01:14:59.000 It's called Tell Your Children.
01:15:01.000 It's about how there's a certain percentage of people that, especially with high-dose THC, they can have a schizophrenic break or a psychotic break.
01:15:11.000 Something goes wrong.
01:15:12.000 I used to smoke crazy.
01:15:14.000 I should smuggle out, like do the volcanoes and all that shit.
01:15:17.000 That's so fun.
01:15:18.000 It was so fun.
01:15:19.000 One time.
01:15:19.000 One time.
01:15:20.000 Wow, that's crazy.
01:15:22.000 One time.
01:15:22.000 Maybe there was something in it.
01:15:24.000 I don't know.
01:15:25.000 You know, when you're just getting a joint from some dude, you don't know the chain of custody.
01:15:29.000 You don't know what the fuck is.
01:15:30.000 No idea.
01:15:31.000 Where was this cooked up?
01:15:32.000 No idea.
01:15:34.000 Ron White was in the green room at the club one night, and he pulled out this joint.
01:15:38.000 He goes, this joint cost $75.
01:15:40.000 I go, what the fuck is that?
01:15:41.000 He goes, got it from Beverly Hills.
01:15:43.000 I go, keep that shit the fuck away from me.
01:15:45.000 So all these other guys smoked it.
01:15:47.000 Brian Simpson smoked it.
01:15:49.000 Duncan Trussell smoked it.
01:15:50.000 And they went on stage.
01:15:51.000 And Duncan said he didn't know what the fuck he was talking about.
01:15:54.000 He was like, what did you do to me?
01:15:56.000 I thought it was weed, but they get these joints now in these crazy dispensaries like in LA. It's legal now, so they're lacing them with THC. They got THC crystals in them and Keith in them.
01:16:09.000 These are not regular joints.
01:16:12.000 These are for dudes like Like, be real.
01:16:15.000 Like, the kind of shit that he smokes.
01:16:17.000 You know?
01:16:19.000 Shout out to my man Be Real from Cypress Hill.
01:16:22.000 This is explicitly for Be Real.
01:16:24.000 That is the only man who can smoke this drug.
01:16:26.000 That dude is stone cold, sober, no matter how high he gets.
01:16:30.000 That is crazy, man.
01:16:33.000 A lot of my buddies are like that, too, man.
01:16:35.000 You have to smoke a lot to...
01:16:39.000 I feel high.
01:16:40.000 I can't keep up with those fellas.
01:16:42.000 I can't keep up with those fellas.
01:16:43.000 I did a smoke box show where they get you super high and they put you in this dope car and they have cameras in the car and you sit there and just smoke each other.
01:16:51.000 You just hotbox the car?
01:16:52.000 Hotbox the car.
01:16:53.000 And it's ridiculous.
01:16:54.000 I was so high.
01:16:55.000 I didn't know what the fuck I was talking about.
01:16:57.000 I was like, I gotta get out of here.
01:16:59.000 I gotta go to bed.
01:17:01.000 I'm convinced, too, I get secondhand high from my green room.
01:17:05.000 Oh, you definitely do.
01:17:06.000 Because my buddy's fucking blowed down.
01:17:07.000 You definitely do.
01:17:08.000 I've seen people get secondhand high from me in this room.
01:17:11.000 I've seen it where all of a sudden they have a hard time remembering what they're talking about.
01:17:15.000 I go, bro, you got high.
01:17:17.000 You got high whether you liked it or not.
01:17:20.000 Maybe I am high.
01:17:21.000 Maybe a little bit.
01:17:22.000 Maybe a touch.
01:17:24.000 It's nice.
01:17:25.000 I had a stint, too, where I tried to smoke, like, maybe two years ago.
01:17:29.000 Yeah.
01:17:30.000 And I was like, it's amazing.
01:17:31.000 But then, like, just shrooms is, like, for me, like, just so much more fun for me.
01:17:37.000 Shrooms should be legal.
01:17:40.000 Yeah!
01:17:40.000 Because, I mean, if you are, I mean, I'm not a psychologist or a psychiatrist, and if you're vulnerable, there's something wrong with your mind, you probably shouldn't be doing any kind of psychedelics.
01:17:49.000 But that's the case with a lot of stuff.
01:17:51.000 But for everybody else, just a little bit, just a little bit every now and then would make your life a little better.
01:17:58.000 Well, it's interesting you said that too because now I talk to a bunch of my buddies, you know, who have served and they said, oh, they're giving them...
01:18:09.000 Psilocybin to help with, like, PTSD and shit like that.
01:18:14.000 Yeah, this shirt that I'm wearing, this is a MAPS shirt, Multidisciplinary Association for Psychedelic Studies.
01:18:20.000 You know these guys?
01:18:21.000 And they are doing a lot of great work with that with MDMA, too.
01:18:25.000 MDMA for soldiers.
01:18:27.000 And so they're running these trials and these studies with MDMA and soldiers, and they're finding great results.
01:18:32.000 Yeah, it's really interesting.
01:18:34.000 And it's just like, this is literally eating cow shit.
01:18:39.000 It's nature.
01:18:40.000 And it's nature that human beings have utilized probably for thousands of years.
01:18:43.000 And we should get back to it.
01:18:45.000 You gotta wonder if that's, I mean, we know why it's not legal.
01:18:50.000 Because it's going to make people invent tools and have better communication with each other and be more, you know...
01:18:58.000 But the people that are...
01:19:00.000 They should listen to this.
01:19:02.000 The people that are trying to run the world.
01:19:04.000 You should be doing it too.
01:19:05.000 Because if you did, it would change your consciousness and it would change your focus and you would still be just as successful.
01:19:10.000 Don't think you won't be.
01:19:12.000 You'll still be successful.
01:19:13.000 You'll be successful under a different metric.
01:19:16.000 You'll probably feel better.
01:19:17.000 And you won't have this fucking guilt, this overwhelming guilt of living your life just constantly trying to acquire money by unscrupulous methods.
01:19:27.000 Spend your money on shrooms.
01:19:29.000 You don't even have to spend that much money.
01:19:31.000 You just go flip some fucking cow pairs.
01:19:34.000 They're not that expensive, and if you live in a good spot, they're readily available outside, which is wild.
01:19:39.000 I'm good, Ben.
01:19:40.000 Thank you, though.
01:19:43.000 It's just one of those things that I think nature put here, or we are, and maybe not even by design, but just by...
01:19:52.000 But whatever it is about us and whatever it is about that, when that chemical interacts with ours, and it's very similar to normal human neurochemistry, apparently, that psilocybin, when it interacts with us,
01:20:08.000 it's very positive for the most part.
01:20:10.000 Again, unless you have psychological problems.
01:20:13.000 Well, that's, I think...
01:20:14.000 Or on certain medications.
01:20:20.000 It made me...
01:20:21.000 I was so fucking depressed and so fucking sad for so long.
01:20:27.000 And doing shrooms, it took me out of that.
01:20:31.000 It made me see shit in such a...
01:20:33.000 It's not all fucking shitty.
01:20:36.000 It's not all shitty.
01:20:37.000 But did it feel all shitty for you even while you were successful?
01:20:40.000 Yeah.
01:20:41.000 That's what's weird, right?
01:20:42.000 Right, exactly.
01:20:43.000 Because then you have it all, and yet you still feel like shit.
01:20:46.000 Yes, sir.
01:20:47.000 That confuses a lot of folks.
01:20:48.000 Yes, sir.
01:20:49.000 And especially, I was fucking 18 whenever the shit popped off, and I was like, oh, fuck, man.
01:20:57.000 I don't know what the fuck to do.
01:20:59.000 Everybody's looking at me.
01:21:01.000 And I can't even imagine how a Bieber or a Culkin, or child actors or performers, how you even...
01:21:12.000 Even your parents...
01:21:16.000 And I don't want to say anything about those people's parents specifically, or in particular, but...
01:21:23.000 The parents even then are like, how much money can we make off of this kid?
01:21:28.000 And you see a lot of YouTube families doing that shit.
01:21:31.000 It's like, this kid doesn't know what the fuck is going on here.
01:21:34.000 He doesn't know what's going on here.
01:21:36.000 You're just monetizing your cute kid.
01:21:40.000 You know what I mean?
01:21:40.000 It's crazy.
01:21:41.000 It's crazy.
01:21:42.000 It is weird.
01:21:44.000 And that's why even when I had my baby, you see a lot of the time people are like, first thing that happens, baby gets...
01:21:53.000 Baby fresh out of the coochie, right?
01:21:56.000 And then right to Instagram or Twitter or whatever, here's my new fucking baby!
01:22:01.000 Like, no shit.
01:22:03.000 And like, the kid doesn't know what the fuck is happening, so like, whenever they're older, they'll be like, oh, I saw your ass when you were a baby.
01:22:10.000 Like, you know what I mean?
01:22:11.000 It's like, it's just like, but I remember I pulled, I got to, I had the pleasure and the privilege to pull my baby out.
01:22:20.000 And I was like, oh, fuck.
01:22:22.000 This is like, like, had all, it's like, scrubbed up so, it was crazy.
01:22:31.000 And I'm like, you know what, you can, in this world that we live in right now, where everything is based off of a social currency and a like or a heart metric on Any platform, I'm going to let you fucking decide whenever you want to do that.
01:22:51.000 Yeah, that's a great way to do it.
01:22:54.000 I feel like people are just so entrenched in this idea that you have to share every aspect of your life and use that aspect of your life as a thing to get likes.
01:23:07.000 That's what's weird.
01:23:08.000 When they invented likes...
01:23:11.000 Boy, did they fucking hotwire our brain.
01:23:14.000 They lockpicked our brain, son.
01:23:15.000 And they took away dislikes.
01:23:16.000 Yeah, they did.
01:23:18.000 Isn't that wild?
01:23:18.000 Yeah.
01:23:19.000 That's wild, too.
01:23:20.000 That's wild, too.
01:23:21.000 Isn't that crazy?
01:23:22.000 It is wild.
01:23:22.000 I think about that all the time.
01:23:23.000 I'm like, ha!
01:23:25.000 Yeah.
01:23:27.000 Why?
01:23:27.000 I don't know.
01:23:28.000 To be nice?
01:23:29.000 I don't think it's...
01:23:31.000 You know, look, you're going to get people that gang up on folks.
01:23:34.000 Sure.
01:23:35.000 You're going to get people that weaponize that.
01:23:37.000 But that's also a way to indicate whether or not people like it or don't like it.
01:23:43.000 I mean, that's the way to indicate whether people like it or don't like it.
01:23:46.000 Are you saying I can only like it?
01:23:47.000 Yeah, wait.
01:23:48.000 I can like it or ignore it.
01:23:49.000 So, like, then you can, by that, you know, gauge, you can tell if people really like the video.
01:23:55.000 Say the video gets a hundred million, or let's just say a million views.
01:24:00.000 Right.
01:24:00.000 And then, like, oh, a thousand people like this?
01:24:02.000 Oh, they didn't really like that.
01:24:04.000 Right, that's weird.
01:24:05.000 Right, why did it get so many views?
01:24:07.000 Then you can kind of just subtract the amount of likes versus the views and then be like, well...
01:24:14.000 Well, there's always hate-liking or hate-watching.
01:24:17.000 People do a lot of hate-watching.
01:24:18.000 They do a lot of watching shit they hate.
01:24:20.000 I'm a little guilty of that.
01:24:21.000 You've seen the new NPC trend?
01:24:24.000 What is the new NPC trend?
01:24:26.000 All right, so maybe...
01:24:27.000 Jamie, would you call it...
01:24:29.000 I know what an NPC is.
01:24:30.000 It is so...
01:24:31.000 It is crazy, dude.
01:24:34.000 Is it the memes?
01:24:35.000 It is the TikTok of people that will livestream for hours of doing and so they'll just stay in like a stance like this.
01:24:44.000 Oh, so they act like they're a video player.
01:24:46.000 And then whenever someone gives them money or something, like on TikTok, they'll react to it in like a way, and they'll do it for hours.
01:24:56.000 Oh, I saw this young, pretty girl that was doing that.
01:24:59.000 It is crazy.
01:25:00.000 And everybody was going, what is going on?
01:25:02.000 Like, what is this?
01:25:02.000 It is crazy.
01:25:03.000 Like, ice cream's so good.
01:25:04.000 Ice cream's so good.
01:25:05.000 Ice cream's so good.
01:25:06.000 And I'm like, wow.
01:25:08.000 This is kind of crazy.
01:25:10.000 What is that?
01:25:11.000 It's crazy.
01:25:13.000 Does she ever break character or does she just keep doing that?
01:25:15.000 I don't remember her name.
01:25:16.000 I was trying to find her.
01:25:16.000 I was going through a few different things.
01:25:18.000 I think she only breaks character to like...
01:25:22.000 I remember her kid came in on one of those streams and she was like, what are you doing?
01:25:26.000 Get out of here!
01:25:28.000 That's hilarious.
01:25:29.000 But now it's not just her.
01:25:30.000 It's like a thing.
01:25:33.000 Whoa.
01:25:33.000 And I went, thank you, sir.
01:25:34.000 Here's the one that got viral first.
01:25:37.000 Pinky Doll is her name.
01:25:38.000 And she reveals staggering earnings.
01:25:40.000 And they're making cash.
01:25:42.000 Wow.
01:25:43.000 And this is the one.
01:25:45.000 Gang gang.
01:25:46.000 Gang gang.
01:25:47.000 Gang gang.
01:25:47.000 Oh, special.
01:25:49.000 Gang gang.
01:25:49.000 Ra, ra, ra.
01:25:50.000 Gang gang.
01:25:51.000 Gang gang.
01:25:52.000 Balloon.
01:26:04.000 Wow.
01:26:08.000 It's crazy!
01:26:10.000 That's so strange.
01:26:11.000 It's crazy!
01:26:12.000 But she is really hot in that house.
01:26:16.000 That's why that works.
01:26:18.000 Let's not pretend.
01:26:19.000 If she was gross, that lady's beautiful.
01:26:22.000 So when she does that, people are like, what does she do?
01:26:24.000 Get her to lick her lips.
01:26:26.000 $7,000 a day.
01:26:27.000 $7,000 a day.
01:26:28.000 That's pretty damn good.
01:26:31.000 How long did she do it for?
01:26:33.000 Did it say on there?
01:26:35.000 48 hours in a row.
01:26:36.000 She's doing math.
01:26:38.000 This was a three-week binge.
01:26:40.000 She didn't sleep.
01:26:41.000 It's actually...
01:26:42.000 What is it?
01:26:43.000 The Russian sleep experiment or whatever the hell?
01:26:46.000 Oh, right, right, right.
01:26:47.000 But just some NPC streamers.
01:26:49.000 What did they figure out from that?
01:26:50.000 Like, what is the limit of the human body where you can go without sleep?
01:26:54.000 Well, I don't know if that experiment was real.
01:26:58.000 Because you hear the story about it.
01:27:00.000 Like, you know the one where they're like, I don't know if it's just like a creepypasta or whatever, when they did the sleep experiment.
01:27:08.000 What happened?
01:27:09.000 Wiki says it's a creepypasta.
01:27:10.000 Yeah, it's a creepypasta.
01:27:11.000 What is a creepypasta?
01:27:12.000 It's like a creepy story.
01:27:16.000 Like a scary story.
01:27:17.000 Just a story that people tell, but it's not real.
01:27:20.000 But I wonder if...
01:27:22.000 Oh, isn't that like they murdered each other or something like that?
01:27:24.000 Yeah, they started murdering everybody.
01:27:26.000 So they say, in the story.
01:27:28.000 It's a story.
01:27:29.000 That makes sense.
01:27:29.000 That makes sense that it's not real.
01:27:31.000 Did they ever really push that?
01:27:33.000 If they did, they probably won't talk about it.
01:27:38.000 It's so inhumane.
01:27:41.000 Well, you think about, fuck, they're gonna kill me.
01:27:46.000 Like MKUltra and all that shit, man.
01:27:49.000 I was about to go there.
01:27:50.000 All that shit.
01:27:51.000 Yeah.
01:27:52.000 I'll let you talk about it.
01:27:53.000 I just know what it is, but I don't know anything about it.
01:27:57.000 It's a real program that the CIA was running where they were experimenting with people with LSD to find out what LSD did.
01:28:07.000 And they wanted to know, like, how can we use it?
01:28:09.000 Can we use it to interrogate our enemies?
01:28:12.000 Can we use it as a truth serum?
01:28:14.000 What can we do with it?
01:28:15.000 By the way, guys, I have no idea what this stuff is.
01:28:20.000 There you go.
01:28:22.000 And what they did was they started experimenting and not just the United States.
01:28:27.000 They did it with British soldiers, too, in the 1950s.
01:28:31.000 There's a video of these British soldiers that they gave them acid.
01:28:34.000 See if you can find that, because it's a wild video.
01:28:37.000 These dudes, they just dosed them up and had them running through the woods.
01:28:40.000 They're like...
01:28:41.000 How do you...
01:28:43.000 So do you have, like, manhunters on that?
01:28:47.000 You ever watch that show, Manhunter?
01:28:48.000 What is that?
01:28:49.000 He's like the guy that, like, he's like, alright, if you can hide, I'm the best tracker in the world.
01:28:53.000 If you can hide from me on my horse.
01:28:55.000 But how do they keep track of what they did in the woods?
01:28:59.000 That's a good question.
01:29:00.000 How do they, Jamie?
01:29:02.000 What, in this case?
01:29:03.000 Yeah.
01:29:03.000 They filmed them.
01:29:04.000 Right, so they just...
01:29:05.000 But what if they went super deep?
01:29:07.000 Yeah, right.
01:29:07.000 How do they keep track of them?
01:29:08.000 Keep them from just going on an acid marathon?
01:29:13.000 He's brisket, I think.
01:29:14.000 I don't know.
01:29:14.000 Yeah, they didn't give a fuck about these dudes.
01:29:16.000 They were going to send these dudes in front of bullets.
01:29:19.000 I mean, this is the fucking right after storm on the beach at Normandy days.
01:29:23.000 You know, these are wild times, man.
01:29:25.000 People just ran into gunfire back then.
01:29:27.000 They were different men.
01:29:28.000 Are these guys all on acid right now?
01:29:30.000 Yeah, watch them start laughing.
01:29:31.000 They can't stop laughing.
01:29:33.000 So they're soldiers and they're sitting there doing their job, but they can't stop laughing.
01:29:40.000 They're just tripping balls.
01:29:41.000 And then later, there's some footage of them in the woods.
01:29:44.000 They took them to the woods afterwards.
01:29:45.000 Or maybe there's...
01:29:46.000 I think this might be a different one, because I have not seen this one.
01:29:49.000 But I think they did it with a bunch of people.
01:29:52.000 And they did it at Harvard.
01:29:54.000 Ted Kaczynski, the Unabomber, he was a part of the Harvard LSD studies.
01:29:58.000 He was a participant.
01:29:59.000 Yeah.
01:30:00.000 No shit.
01:30:01.000 They dosed that dude up with acid.
01:30:02.000 No shit.
01:30:02.000 Yeah, they dosed him up with acid.
01:30:04.000 And then he was, you know, he had a- Did that guy have a rifle?
01:30:07.000 Yeah, so these are the guys- They can't give a dude with a rifle LSD. But yet they did.
01:30:12.000 Look at these dudes.
01:30:13.000 They got cameras and fucking- What is he?
01:30:16.000 He's holding onto his headphones.
01:30:18.000 They can't stop laughing.
01:30:18.000 He's trying to put the headphones on the tree.
01:30:20.000 They can't stop laughing.
01:30:21.000 Look, looks like a great drug.
01:30:23.000 Mm-hmm.
01:30:23.000 And they were like, okay, this has no military purpose at all.
01:30:26.000 We cannot use this.
01:30:27.000 This is exactly the opposite of what we want.
01:30:30.000 What did they do?
01:30:31.000 Chop it?
01:30:31.000 They're chopping it?
01:30:33.000 Are they chopping a tree?
01:30:34.000 I don't know.
01:30:35.000 This guy's climbing a fucking tree.
01:30:36.000 He's out of his mind.
01:30:37.000 Why do they have firearms?
01:30:39.000 Because they're army guys.
01:30:40.000 That's crazy, though!
01:30:41.000 Yeah, British Marines.
01:30:42.000 1964, that was.
01:30:46.000 What the CIA was doing is they were experimenting with prostitutes.
01:30:53.000 So what they would do is they would set up a brothel, and they would have these guys go in to try to get with the prostitute, and the prostitute was a CIA agent.
01:31:01.000 She would give them a drink that was laced with acid, and they would watch these guys through two-way mirrors.
01:31:08.000 That's insane.
01:31:09.000 Yeah, they were just trying to figure out what does acid do?
01:31:11.000 And it was just totally unsuspecting.
01:31:14.000 Yeah.
01:31:15.000 And then there's mind control experiments.
01:31:18.000 There's definitely something going on with Charles Manson, and that's the Tom O'Neill book, Chaos.
01:31:24.000 It's a great book about MKUltra and the role that these guys that were running that program, that they interacted with Manson.
01:31:32.000 They interacted with him in prison, and they think that...
01:31:36.000 Yeah.
01:31:50.000 And you know these people that are like stop the war these people are they're a threat sure and so one of the ways they did it was this high-profile guy Charles Manson and they take this guy and they taught him how to run a fucking cult when he was in prison most likely they definitely what was he in prison for beforehand oh he's been in prison his whole whole life his whole life where's he from that's a good question I don't know where Manson was from But the book,
01:32:18.000 Chaos, I can't recommend it enough.
01:32:20.000 It's fucking incredible.
01:32:21.000 The guy worked on it for 20 years.
01:32:23.000 I've talked about it a hundred times in the podcast.
01:32:25.000 If you listened to it before, I'm sorry.
01:32:26.000 But that guy, who is my friend Greg's neighbor, my friend Greg Fitzsimmons, he was this guy's neighbor like 20 years ago when he was working on this.
01:32:34.000 And he got hired to write a story about the anniversary of the Tate-LaBianca murders.
01:32:40.000 And when he got hired to write that story, he started finding all these inconsistencies in the story.
01:32:47.000 And so he started doing, like, real journalism.
01:32:49.000 And it's just, like, he went on a deep dive, like, way too long.
01:32:52.000 And he wrote it for 20 fucking years.
01:32:54.000 And finally, they got together, they helped him with an editor, and they put it all together, and they put together this book.
01:32:59.000 This book is insane.
01:33:01.000 It's insane.
01:33:02.000 Yeah, dude.
01:33:03.000 It's...
01:33:03.000 I don't know.
01:33:04.000 That's such a crazy...
01:33:06.000 It's so crazy.
01:33:08.000 And the thing about...
01:33:10.000 I don't know if it's harder to pull the wool over people's eyes now rather than then.
01:33:21.000 Does that make sense?
01:33:22.000 Yeah.
01:33:23.000 I don't know either.
01:33:24.000 Because there's so many different...
01:33:26.000 Like, we were talking about the news.
01:33:28.000 Yeah.
01:33:29.000 You know, you go on the news and you get caught in this...
01:33:32.000 It's like a perpetual...
01:33:33.000 It's a wheel.
01:33:34.000 You know what I mean?
01:33:35.000 And you just keep getting...
01:33:36.000 Especially now, due to the algorithms that we have, you just keep getting fed the same information to, like, perpetuate what you want to learn about and what they want you to know about.
01:33:49.000 But back then...
01:33:51.000 It wasn't as accessible.
01:33:53.000 So I wonder if it was harder back then to like trick the populace into believing something than it is now.
01:34:02.000 I think it was probably easier.
01:34:04.000 Because I think they probably had more respect for institutions because they didn't have the access to them that we have now.
01:34:10.000 Like, think about what a president was like back then.
01:34:13.000 Presidents openly had affairs.
01:34:15.000 No one reported on it.
01:34:17.000 They were just revered figures.
01:34:20.000 It was a different thing.
01:34:21.000 Like, when Kennedy was the president, sure, definitely people hated him, especially Republicans.
01:34:25.000 A lot of people hated him for the Bay of Pigs, but the press didn't hate him.
01:34:30.000 You know, everybody knew who he was.
01:34:32.000 Right.
01:34:33.000 That's not the case today.
01:34:36.000 The world is such a hostile place today.
01:34:40.000 We don't have respect for institutions anymore.
01:34:42.000 We don't have respect for mainstream media for a lot of fucking reasons.
01:34:46.000 We don't have respect for mainstream news.
01:34:48.000 We look at them like, alright, maybe this is real.
01:34:51.000 We don't look at it like this is the unbiased...
01:34:53.000 You take everything with that grain of salt.
01:34:55.000 Exactly.
01:34:55.000 And we know that there's deep political agendas in reporting any story, in the perspective, the editorializing of these perspectives.
01:35:05.000 It's just there's a lot of what humans are is what we're getting influenced by and When you're getting influenced by propaganda and horseshit all the time It has an effect on you whether you like it or not It might not be a hundred percent effective But it has some sort of an effect on you where you're willing to let these people who are just people They're no different than you and no different than me.
01:35:30.000 But you'll let them talk to you and talk to us as if they are in control of us.
01:35:37.000 And that is not supposed to be how America works.
01:35:41.000 And that's just a natural human power structure thing that we've had since we were tribal creatures.
01:35:47.000 It's a natural inclination to want to be that and want to do that.
01:35:52.000 But we have to protect against that at all costs.
01:35:55.000 Because just because it seems like you would like those things to be implemented because they fit your perspective and your worldview, the problem is now there's tools in place for tyrants.
01:36:07.000 And now there's tools in place for people who don't share your perspective and don't have a charitable view of human beings and are ruthless and maybe psychotic.
01:36:15.000 But that's the beginning of it all, too.
01:36:19.000 Yes.
01:36:21.000 It's been happening.
01:36:22.000 Like Nero and fucking just...
01:36:24.000 Exactly.
01:36:24.000 Rome was super, like, everything.
01:36:26.000 You look at, like...
01:36:28.000 Everything, it was a republic, you know, like, everybody was, everybody had a vote, everybody had a say, everybody, but the guys who were running, well, everybody was drinking from lead, and everybody was like, you know what I mean?
01:36:42.000 Yeah, they had lead drinking vessels, they didn't know about lead poisoning.
01:36:45.000 And this dude built this statue, like, fucking 100 feet tall of himself.
01:36:51.000 And then Rome set on fucking fire, and it's crazy.
01:36:55.000 And that's just been happening, and it's been repeating forever.
01:36:59.000 Forever.
01:37:00.000 And I don't know exactly how long, but history repeats itself, and then you look at a cycle of how civilizations come and...
01:37:10.000 And go this way, and it's just like, I don't know.
01:37:13.000 I know.
01:37:13.000 When I was a kid, I used to think about America that way.
01:37:16.000 When I was a kid, I was like, well, you know, you read about ancient Greece and ancient Rome and these great civilizations that they fell.
01:37:24.000 Like, what happened?
01:37:25.000 Did they see it coming?
01:37:27.000 And I was like, would I see it coming?
01:37:28.000 Would I know it was coming?
01:37:29.000 Is it going to happen to us?
01:37:30.000 Right.
01:37:31.000 We don't want to ever think it could happen to us, because we're on the top.
01:37:35.000 We're number eight.
01:37:35.000 Come on!
01:37:35.000 We're fucking America!
01:37:36.000 But we're the youngest fucking country in the fucking world.
01:37:39.000 Yeah.
01:37:39.000 And it can happen to us.
01:37:42.000 You've got to be real careful that we don't become just like all these ones that we talk about when we say, boy, be glad you're not living in that place.
01:37:50.000 Because places go through cycles.
01:37:53.000 Some places are amazing, and then they get invaded.
01:37:55.000 Some places, you know...
01:37:57.000 Well, look at Atlantis!
01:37:59.000 Yeah.
01:37:59.000 Well, that's probably...
01:38:00.000 That one's probably an ocean thing.
01:38:05.000 Yeah, that's probably...
01:38:07.000 That's Mama Nature coming in.
01:38:09.000 Yeah, that's probably an impact thing.
01:38:12.000 Do you believe in Atlantis, Joe Rogan?
01:38:14.000 Yes, I do.
01:38:14.000 Yes, I do.
01:38:14.000 The thing was a real place.
01:38:16.000 You talked about the younger...
01:38:17.000 Dryas.
01:38:18.000 Dryas.
01:38:18.000 Yeah.
01:38:19.000 And I was watching a thing recently, actually, about...
01:38:23.000 How they think that the Egyptians just found the pyramids and the Sphinx and how you can see the Younger Dryas affecting the Sphinx and the pyramids like that and how that shit happened.
01:38:42.000 I'm not fully as encompassed as you, I'm sure, because I just now learned about the Younger Dryas.
01:38:49.000 Well, for sure.
01:38:50.000 This is what you can say for sure, because this gets people very upset.
01:38:52.000 Does it?
01:38:53.000 Yeah.
01:38:54.000 Okay.
01:38:54.000 But I don't know why, but you have to kind of say a few things.
01:38:57.000 Okay.
01:38:58.000 One thing is that for sure the Egyptians made it because it was in Egypt.
01:39:01.000 Okay.
01:39:02.000 Like, it's just different.
01:39:03.000 Yes, sir.
01:39:03.000 I think what we're saying is they're people from a different era.
01:39:07.000 Yes, sir.
01:39:07.000 And this is the whole proposal that Graham Hancock and Randall Carlson have.
01:39:12.000 Yes, sir.
01:39:14.000 Like with that Younger Drives Impact Theory.
01:39:16.000 People get crazy about this and they think it's- Well, I didn't mean to offend anybody if I did.
01:39:21.000 No, you definitely didn't.
01:39:22.000 But there's people that call it a racist theory.
01:39:24.000 It's very strange.
01:39:25.000 Really?
01:39:26.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:39:27.000 It's real weird.
01:39:29.000 And they've applied that to Graham Hancock and it's ridiculous.
01:39:32.000 It doesn't make any sense.
01:39:33.000 He's not saying anything about the race of the people that did it.
01:39:36.000 It's about time.
01:39:37.000 The whole issue is about time.
01:39:39.000 And what they believe is that somewhere around 11,800 years ago, and probably a couple other times, we got obliterated by comet impacts.
01:39:50.000 Comet fragments slammed into the Earth, and there's a lot of evidence of this.
01:39:54.000 Physical evidence of iridium, levels of iridium, nanodiamonds that happen on impact.
01:39:59.000 This shit is all over the world.
01:40:01.000 You could find giant craters in places, like Greenland, and there's places where 100% they got obliterated by a giant chunk of something.
01:40:11.000 What they believe is that this ended the Ice Age, and this is what caused all the melting of the ice caps that were above North America, and that's where all this massive flooding came from, and that's where the Great Lakes come from.
01:40:23.000 And he thinks that it was a civilization-ending event where very few people survived, and they essentially had to rebuild from there.
01:40:31.000 And so the amazing society that built the pyramids, whoever those people were, By the time this Younger Dryas Impact thing happens, who knows what kind of civilization they had at that point?
01:40:44.000 Sure.
01:40:45.000 But they might have been far more advanced than us.
01:40:48.000 Sure.
01:40:49.000 Just in a different way.
01:40:50.000 Sure.
01:40:51.000 And for sure they knew how to move stone in a way we still don't understand.
01:40:55.000 Right.
01:40:55.000 We have no idea how the fuck they did that.
01:40:57.000 No idea how they made 2,300,000 stones meet perfectly at the top and then covered in smooth limestone.
01:41:05.000 It's fucking insane.
01:41:07.000 And channel energy.
01:41:08.000 Yeah, well, it feels...
01:41:09.000 And vibrate inside of the pyramid to channel fucking energy.
01:41:14.000 Who knows what they were doing when they built that?
01:41:16.000 It's crazy.
01:41:17.000 And I didn't mean to offend anyone.
01:41:19.000 No, no, no, no, no.
01:41:20.000 I shouldn't have said it the way I saw.
01:41:22.000 No, not at all.
01:41:22.000 I just wanted to clarify because it's a weird thing that people keep saying.
01:41:25.000 Because I just learned about this.
01:41:27.000 And watching videos about it and...
01:41:32.000 Learning about all this stuff, first off, take everything with a grain of salt, of course.
01:41:38.000 But then it's like, fuck, it's fucking actually crazy.
01:41:42.000 And now there's...
01:41:42.000 Is there xenon on Mars?
01:41:44.000 What is xenon?
01:41:46.000 The xenon...
01:41:47.000 There's a chemical that...
01:41:51.000 So the soil on Mars is supposedly...
01:41:57.000 Enriched with xenon enough to, like, it's like, don't let me, I'll just throw out an arbitrary number.
01:42:05.000 A thousand megatons of nuclear, it comes from nuclear explosions.
01:42:11.000 What?
01:42:12.000 That's where it comes from?
01:42:14.000 They said that the soil on Mars is super packed with it.
01:42:18.000 Yo, imagine if Mars was like a war on Mars.
01:42:23.000 Imagine.
01:42:24.000 They just obliterated the whole planet.
01:42:26.000 How do you feel about the face?
01:42:29.000 The problem with the face is it was a very low resolution camera and it was convenient.
01:42:35.000 And then when they went over it a second time, it's weird in the shape of it, but it didn't look like a face anymore.
01:42:42.000 So how do you feel about NASA having its own photoshopping?
01:42:49.000 Do they?
01:42:50.000 There's people at NASA that photoshopped.
01:42:51.000 You look at a picture of Mars, what color do you think it is?
01:42:56.000 It's like a dusty tan.
01:42:57.000 It's like orange.
01:42:59.000 Would you pull up the real pictures of Mars, what they actually look like without the fucking filter on them?
01:43:04.000 Am I crazy?
01:43:07.000 Check it out!
01:43:08.000 Well, isn't it like Earth where there's different spots that have different color ground?
01:43:12.000 I don't know.
01:43:13.000 So you look at pictures of Mars from like 20 to 30 years ago or whatever, and then you look at pictures of Mars now, they are drastically different because people caught on to like, why are you throwing a filter on Mars?
01:43:32.000 So they were changing the color of Mars?
01:43:34.000 It doesn't look like that, yeah.
01:43:35.000 Interesting.
01:43:37.000 I'll pull up the photos I'm seeing and you direct me to what it is.
01:43:42.000 Look at that one.
01:43:42.000 Look at that one.
01:43:43.000 Like this one?
01:43:44.000 No, the first one.
01:43:45.000 This one?
01:43:46.000 No, the third one.
01:43:47.000 Sorry, sir.
01:43:48.000 Oh, like on the ground.
01:43:49.000 The ground.
01:43:50.000 Look at the sky there.
01:43:52.000 Look at the ground there.
01:43:55.000 And then look at the second one even for in fact.
01:43:58.000 There's an orange tint to everything on every picture that we've ever seen of it.
01:44:04.000 But then if you look at it, look up maybe Mars without the orange filter.
01:44:09.000 But the lunar module doesn't look orange.
01:44:11.000 Look at the lunar module.
01:44:12.000 It's pure white.
01:44:12.000 It's just a filter.
01:44:13.000 It's not pure white.
01:44:15.000 Okay.
01:44:16.000 Look at that.
01:44:17.000 Like, that looks just like Earth.
01:44:19.000 It looks like a place on Earth.
01:44:20.000 That could be a place on Earth, totally.
01:44:22.000 Right.
01:44:23.000 Except for the sky is a little fucked up looking.
01:44:26.000 Let's do NASA Photoshop.
01:44:33.000 I don't know.
01:44:34.000 What do you call like a...
01:44:35.000 I keep saying branch, but it's like...
01:44:37.000 Well, I do know that just one way to explain some of it is that a lot of the photos they get from the telescopes are like not actual, you know, like with these cameras, it's not just taking a photo.
01:44:46.000 Sure.
01:44:47.000 It's taking data that has to be compiled into a photo.
01:44:51.000 Sure.
01:44:51.000 Are these not from the rover though?
01:44:53.000 They are.
01:44:54.000 I'm talking about like landscape photos.
01:44:59.000 But wouldn't it make sense that Mars looks different in different spots?
01:45:03.000 And wouldn't it make sense that it looks different with different conditions?
01:45:06.000 It certainly does.
01:45:08.000 Well, not that.
01:45:09.000 Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
01:45:09.000 A photo like that, for instance, can't be taken normally.
01:45:12.000 Right, right.
01:45:13.000 But like the landscape photos.
01:45:15.000 It looks like a space monkey.
01:45:16.000 It looks like a space monkey.
01:45:18.000 Look at that.
01:45:18.000 He's chill.
01:45:19.000 That dude's chill as fuck.
01:45:20.000 Is that a real photo, Jamie?
01:45:23.000 That picture looks like a space monkey.
01:45:25.000 The picture that you just had up?
01:45:27.000 Look at that.
01:45:27.000 He's cool.
01:45:28.000 That's your new logo.
01:45:29.000 It says, Photoshop NASA photos give new life to outer space imagery.
01:45:34.000 Yeah, they turn into a monkey.
01:45:35.000 That's not real, right?
01:45:38.000 So if you were one of these NASA Photoshop people, you would manipulate the photos in a little bit of a way to make them look a little more extraordinary.
01:45:47.000 Well, that seems like lying.
01:45:50.000 No, it's crazy.
01:45:51.000 I'm trying to use the right words here because I can take a photo of you, Joe, and make it look, you know, or both of you.
01:45:58.000 Could you put the handsome filter on?
01:46:02.000 You can make Photoshop make it look away.
01:46:05.000 It didn't really look to anybody's eyes in the room.
01:46:07.000 Right.
01:46:07.000 But you can just tweak some things without adding really anything.
01:46:10.000 You're just tweaking...
01:46:12.000 The light off the sensors.
01:46:13.000 But there are ways you can go way further with it.
01:46:16.000 Alright, so I've been...
01:46:18.000 I mean, you can fucking trust YouTube as far as you can throw it.
01:46:23.000 But looking at photos of...
01:46:27.000 Recent photos of Mars...
01:46:29.000 And it could be camera.
01:46:31.000 It could be camera.
01:46:32.000 Well, if you look at a photo from, like, a Samsung Galaxy Note 2 versus a photo.
01:46:37.000 But it still doesn't change the color.
01:46:39.000 It does a little bit.
01:46:41.000 Here's one, maybe.
01:46:43.000 So the first one on the left is unprocessed.
01:46:46.000 That's what they, okay, all right, so then they take the, okay.
01:46:49.000 Oh, that's weird.
01:46:52.000 I don't even know.
01:46:53.000 But this is also what you do for, like, filming a movie.
01:46:55.000 Right, exactly.
01:46:55.000 Out of the camera, it looks kind of like shit, and you have to...
01:46:57.000 But is it calibrated for accuracy?
01:46:58.000 But why are they trying to make it look like a movie?
01:47:02.000 Because they're bullshitting us, bro.
01:47:03.000 That also could be what we're used to seeing, and it just gives it better context.
01:47:07.000 I'm not the one doing it, so I'm just trying to, like, think like them.
01:47:10.000 And is there xenon on Mars?
01:47:12.000 There is xenon, but I couldn't figure out how much.
01:47:16.000 But there's definitely articles about evidence of xenon.
01:47:19.000 Look!
01:47:20.000 Evidence for NASA! Oh, that's fucking...
01:47:23.000 Isotopes.
01:47:24.000 Evidence for large nuclear reactor on Mars past?
01:47:28.000 I don't know what that is.
01:47:28.000 There's a lot of smart words here.
01:47:30.000 I was skipping that.
01:47:31.000 Bro, that's NASA. Harvard.edu.
01:47:33.000 That sounds very smart.
01:47:35.000 NASA sounds really smart.
01:47:37.000 Yeah.
01:47:38.000 Evidence for large natural nuclear reactor in Mars past.
01:47:44.000 Why are they saying natural?
01:47:45.000 They're just guessing.
01:47:46.000 They don't want to say that maybe it was a civilization that nuked itself into oblivion.
01:47:50.000 Maybe so.
01:47:50.000 Yeah, but why else would they say natural?
01:47:54.000 Compounding the mysteries to the fact that Mars is a surface layer of elevated levels of uranium and thorium.
01:47:58.000 I don't know what that means.
01:48:00.000 Bro, they nuked the whole planet.
01:48:02.000 Imagine.
01:48:02.000 They were fighting over some fucking border town, just like us, and they went fucking postal.
01:48:09.000 How crazy would that be?
01:48:10.000 How do you nuke a cloud of gas, though?
01:48:12.000 Because that's what aliens are.
01:48:13.000 No, I don't know.
01:48:14.000 You want to know something crazy?
01:48:15.000 You know how much a cloud weighs?
01:48:16.000 How much do you think of cloud weighs?
01:48:18.000 An average cloud.
01:48:19.000 What do you consider average?
01:48:21.000 Yeah, just a big pluff.
01:48:22.000 Just like a big fluffy one.
01:48:24.000 20 pounds.
01:48:25.000 A million.
01:48:25.000 Fuck.
01:48:26.000 I was way off.
01:48:27.000 A million pounds.
01:48:28.000 I just found that out.
01:48:29.000 I was like, that's insane.
01:48:31.000 I'd rather get paid a million pounds than 20. The density of the water that's in the clouds, if you actually could extract it and weigh it.
01:48:40.000 Yeah, look at that.
01:48:41.000 That's crazy.
01:48:42.000 A cubic kilometer cloud contains 1 billion cubic meters, doing the math, 1 billion times 0.5, 500 million grams of water droplets in our cloud.
01:48:54.000 That's about 500,000 kilograms or 1.1 million pounds.
01:48:59.000 Imagine it just fell.
01:49:01.000 Whoosh!
01:49:02.000 It just fell, like, hard.
01:49:04.000 It became solidified and just fucking fell.
01:49:06.000 A giant hailstone.
01:49:07.000 That'd be fucking crazy.
01:49:08.000 Bro, some hail was ridiculous.
01:49:10.000 Seeing people getting pelted by, like, golf balls.
01:49:13.000 Like, you ever seen that video of these people filming from their backyard?
01:49:16.000 And you see the hail hitting the pool?
01:49:20.000 And it's like they're getting attacked by aliens.
01:49:22.000 It's crazy.
01:49:23.000 This was...
01:49:24.000 They just...
01:49:25.000 We just had this in Utah.
01:49:27.000 That's right.
01:49:27.000 A monsoon?
01:49:28.000 A monsoon in Utah!
01:49:30.000 Wow.
01:49:31.000 It's a great song name.
01:49:32.000 Yeah, it is.
01:49:33.000 That's a great song name.
01:49:34.000 Utah monsoon.
01:49:34.000 Yeah, that's a great song name.
01:49:36.000 Monsoon in Utah.
01:49:38.000 It was...
01:49:39.000 My dad...
01:49:40.000 I wasn't there, but my dad said it was like the craziest storm he's ever been in.
01:49:45.000 This is the monsoon?
01:49:46.000 This was in Utah, though, but this was Tucson a couple weeks ago.
01:49:48.000 But here's the storm rolling in.
01:49:50.000 Arizona.
01:49:51.000 Whoa!
01:49:51.000 Look at that thing rolling in.
01:49:53.000 It just dumps here in a second.
01:49:54.000 Covers the whole screen.
01:49:57.000 Those are the darkest, that's like fucking Mordor clouds.
01:50:00.000 Totally, that's Sauron.
01:50:02.000 Look at the rain coming down.
01:50:04.000 Jesus Christ, dude.
01:50:05.000 Holy fuck, man.
01:50:06.000 That's insane.
01:50:07.000 That is insane.
01:50:09.000 That's insane.
01:50:10.000 If that's not fucking apocalyptic, dude, I don't know what the fuck is.
01:50:14.000 That's crazy, dude.
01:50:16.000 I was in Miami once.
01:50:17.000 This guy doesn't seem to care, though.
01:50:18.000 He doesn't mind.
01:50:19.000 He's like, whatever, this shit happens all the time.
01:50:21.000 He's acquiring data.
01:50:23.000 I was in Miami once and we were driving down the highway and the whole highway had to stop because the rain was so hard you couldn't see in front of you.
01:50:30.000 The whole highway just stopped dead.
01:50:32.000 Just dumped rain on us.
01:50:34.000 It lasted for like four minutes and then it went away.
01:50:36.000 But for four minutes the entire highway was stopped.
01:50:39.000 You couldn't see a foot in front of your windshield.
01:50:42.000 It was just...
01:50:44.000 It was fucking wild!
01:50:47.000 Like, this is crazy!
01:50:48.000 These people are dealing with some wild shit down here!
01:50:51.000 It never rains like that.
01:50:52.000 How long do you hang out on the side of the road for?
01:50:55.000 We were in the middle of the highway.
01:50:57.000 We had to stay there.
01:50:58.000 It was several minutes.
01:51:00.000 Oh, you just sat in your lane?
01:51:02.000 Yeah, you had to stay in your lane.
01:51:04.000 Everybody on the highway stopped.
01:51:06.000 Bro, you couldn't see jack shit.
01:51:08.000 You couldn't see the front of your car.
01:51:10.000 It was insane.
01:51:14.000 It just dumped and took off.
01:51:16.000 And you're like, okay.
01:51:16.000 And then it was back to normal.
01:51:18.000 But it gives you a little heads up, like, hey, you know, you ain't shit.
01:51:24.000 Not shit.
01:51:25.000 You ain't shit.
01:51:26.000 This fucking whole planet has some gigantic destructive forces that you could never stop.
01:51:33.000 So when you're on the highway and it rolls through, just be lucky you don't have a fucking convertible.
01:51:37.000 Shut your mouth and just sit there and deal.
01:51:41.000 Put that top on quick.
01:51:42.000 You never put that top on.
01:51:44.000 Oh my god, your car would be filled with water.
01:51:46.000 You'd be in a fishbowl.
01:51:48.000 Hail, dude.
01:51:50.000 Moving to Texas, we had a lot of hail.
01:51:54.000 And it would just fucking come and fucking...
01:51:57.000 We had to go put a...
01:51:58.000 There was a baler, and so we would go use their parking garage whenever it would hail.
01:52:05.000 So your window's going to get smashed in.
01:52:07.000 Yeah, because it's crazy.
01:52:09.000 Yeah, fuck your car up.
01:52:11.000 It's crazy.
01:52:11.000 See if you can find the video, Jamie, of hailstorm in swimming pool.
01:52:16.000 It's bananas.
01:52:17.000 It's like they're getting attacked.
01:52:18.000 It's like missiles are coming in into their swimming pool.
01:52:21.000 It's fucking bananas.
01:52:22.000 Where is that?
01:52:22.000 I don't remember.
01:52:23.000 I want to say it was Ohio.
01:52:24.000 Jamie, why you pull that up?
01:52:25.000 Can I 10-1?
01:52:26.000 Texas.
01:52:27.000 Can I 10-1?
01:52:28.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:52:29.000 Sorry, guys.
01:52:30.000 Go ahead.
01:52:30.000 Look at this, though.
01:52:32.000 This is fucking hail.
01:52:34.000 Oh my god.
01:52:35.000 Yeah.
01:52:36.000 That poor cow.
01:52:37.000 That poor cow.
01:52:38.000 That's pretty good though.
01:52:39.000 That cow's getting lit up.
01:52:41.000 That swimming pool is getting rocked.
01:52:43.000 That's insane.
01:52:45.000 We'll pause you real quick.
01:52:46.000 I'll tinkle too.
01:52:47.000 We'll be right back folks.
01:52:49.000 And we're back.
01:52:53.000 So you say you got into archery or you tried it?
01:52:56.000 I tried it.
01:52:57.000 I tried it.
01:52:58.000 Yes sir.
01:52:59.000 Where'd you go?
01:53:01.000 I was in France.
01:53:03.000 So I was in France working on the wine.
01:53:06.000 And we were at the vineyard, and we were like, let's shoot some bows.
01:53:11.000 So we had some French archers come out.
01:53:15.000 And they had, like, they had a compound, and they had, like, just another, like...
01:53:21.000 Recurve bow?
01:53:22.000 Like, traditional, like, yeah.
01:53:23.000 And...
01:53:24.000 Joe Rogan, that is hard to do.
01:53:27.000 It's not easy to do.
01:53:28.000 It is not easy to do at all.
01:53:30.000 And they want you to go forward.
01:53:31.000 Do you go forward when you shoot?
01:53:33.000 No.
01:53:34.000 They told you to go forward?
01:53:35.000 Yeah.
01:53:35.000 Maybe it was with like...
01:53:37.000 Was it a...
01:53:38.000 Like an old oak bow.
01:53:40.000 Oh, okay.
01:53:40.000 A long bow?
01:53:41.000 Yeah.
01:53:42.000 So they like told you to go forward whenever.
01:53:45.000 To help your aim.
01:53:46.000 Interesting.
01:53:47.000 Which seems counterintuitive because you don't want to really move when you're...
01:53:51.000 Well, the whole thing about those old bows, whether it's a recurve or a long bow, is that it's much more of a feel thing.
01:54:00.000 You have to practice with them a lot, almost like throwing a rock.
01:54:05.000 If you throw a rock...
01:54:07.000 Or a baseball is a better example.
01:54:09.000 When you throw a baseball, you know how far, how much energy you have to put into that throw in order to get into that strike zone if you're throwing a pitch, right?
01:54:19.000 So that's like a knowledge of how much force and how you can aim.
01:54:24.000 This is the same thing applies to arrows.
01:54:25.000 You shoot enough arrows, you know like where you have to hold.
01:54:29.000 Thank you, sir.
01:54:30.000 At what distance when you're releasing an arrow because you know the arc of that It's feel.
01:54:35.000 It's feel.
01:54:37.000 Compound archery, what I do, is very different.
01:54:39.000 It's much more calculated.
01:54:40.000 I have a range finder.
01:54:43.000 It's on me 52 yards.
01:54:44.000 I dial it on my sight to 52 yards.
01:54:47.000 My pin moves up and down.
01:54:49.000 And then I'm holding...
01:54:50.000 So do you have Picatinny on your bow?
01:54:52.000 Oh, Picatinny rail in the front?
01:54:54.000 Yes, I do.
01:54:55.000 Cool.
01:54:56.000 So you put like an aim point on your bow or something?
01:54:59.000 That's where the sight comes out of.
01:55:01.000 The sight is slightly to the left.
01:55:03.000 What optic are you using?
01:55:03.000 Well, I don't use an optic.
01:55:07.000 It's just a clear hole, like a tube with a fiber optic pin in it.
01:55:12.000 Okay.
01:55:12.000 And that fiber optic pin is the indicator that tells you what yardage, like if it's up or down, right?
01:55:18.000 So if it's up, that means it's a close shot.
01:55:20.000 If it's down, very low, that means it's a long shot.
01:55:22.000 So it's the arc of the arrow over a course of time, and it's all calculated on this thing called Archer's Advantage, which is a computer program.
01:55:29.000 Okay.
01:55:30.000 So you put in the speed of the bow, the weight of the arrow, all these different factors, and you put it in and it'll give you a sight tape.
01:55:36.000 Nerd.
01:55:36.000 Yeah, super nerd.
01:55:38.000 And then you take this sight tape and you dial it into 20 yards.
01:55:42.000 Once you know where 20 yards is, you've got that indicator mark, you mark it off, and then you put the tape down.
01:55:47.000 And then once you put that tape down, you're good to go to like 100 yards, 110 yards, wherever you want.
01:55:52.000 You just do your hold there.
01:55:53.000 Exactly.
01:55:54.000 Just hold where that pin is.
01:55:55.000 It's a much easier way of shooting a bow than traditional.
01:55:58.000 But do you have a laser rangefinder?
01:56:01.000 Yes.
01:56:01.000 Who makes a rangefinder?
01:56:03.000 Oh, a shit ton of companies.
01:56:05.000 Is it the same as like a like a firearm rangefinder on a bow?
01:56:08.000 Yes, very similar.
01:56:09.000 A lot of the same companies like, you know, Vortex, they make a great rangefinder.
01:56:14.000 I use a Leupold Full Draw 5 because it actually tells you, you put in the arrow speed and all these different factors, and it actually shows you the arc of the arrow in the rangefinder.
01:56:25.000 So like if I'm trying to shoot an elk, Through a pocket in the trees, it's like this big, and I'm 35 yards away.
01:56:31.000 I have to know that my arrow's not going to hit the upper branches.
01:56:34.000 Sure.
01:56:34.000 So I can, because at the height of the arrow, it's higher than when it's going to drop down.
01:56:38.000 Right.
01:56:38.000 So you're putting the pin where it wants to drop down.
01:56:41.000 But it might be like way up here when it's at 5 yards, 10 yards, 15 yards.
01:56:45.000 And then it's going to drop down into that spot exactly where you want it to go.
01:56:49.000 So this rangefinder.
01:56:50.000 How big is it?
01:56:51.000 How big is what?
01:56:52.000 The rangefinder.
01:56:53.000 It's little.
01:56:54.000 It's like a phone.
01:56:55.000 Phone size.
01:56:56.000 So that's it right there.
01:56:57.000 So I have a, like I said, it's called a Leupold Full Draw 5. But I have a Vortex one that's great too, it just doesn't have that thing.
01:57:05.000 The reason why I use the Full Draw 5 is that line is gigantic if you're shooting through obstacles and through branches.
01:57:12.000 Because a lot of times an elk will be in an opening.
01:57:15.000 Like there's two trees, and they're like five feet wide, but there's like this one branch that's above him, and that's it.
01:57:22.000 See?
01:57:22.000 So that line right there, it shows you the height of the arrow.
01:57:26.000 So like right there, in my mind, I would think that could hit that branch.
01:57:30.000 And is that your hold there?
01:57:31.000 Are you aiming for that spot?
01:57:33.000 No, no, no.
01:57:33.000 The hold is where the crosshairs are.
01:57:35.000 And what that's indicative, that line at the top, is indicative of the very height of your arrow when it's at its highest point.
01:57:41.000 So that was a long shot.
01:57:43.000 That's 78 yards.
01:57:45.000 It's a little unethical.
01:57:46.000 A little unethical.
01:57:48.000 It's a long poke for a deer, but real elite archers can do it.
01:57:51.000 If you're like a Cam Haines, that's a shot that he can take.
01:57:55.000 Unethical because you might hit him in the knee or something.
01:57:58.000 Yeah, I might fuck that shot up.
01:57:59.000 I wouldn't take that shot.
01:58:01.000 But I would on a big animal, like a buffalo or something like that.
01:58:05.000 The vitals are this big.
01:58:08.000 Have you ever shot or what do you call it?
01:58:12.000 Shooting?
01:58:13.000 Archery?
01:58:14.000 Like what do you say?
01:58:15.000 Shooting?
01:58:16.000 Have you ever shot under like night vision and nods and stuff?
01:58:19.000 No, that would be wild.
01:58:21.000 Do you have a pair?
01:58:22.000 I do.
01:58:23.000 You'd have a hard time seeing like you wouldn't hold see like the thing about archery is and it's one of the beautiful things about it is like everything's repeatable like you you have to have perfect form so like when I come to full draw My string touches the tip of my nose.
01:58:41.000 The D loop is in the corner of my mouth.
01:58:45.000 Does it ever fuck you up?
01:58:46.000 My knuckle is exactly where my jaw lines up.
01:58:51.000 That's where my knuckle sits.
01:58:52.000 It's a repeatable point.
01:58:54.000 If I have nods on, it's not gonna work.
01:58:58.000 You can't even do it with glasses.
01:58:59.000 I don't even like it with glasses on.
01:59:00.000 It feels weird.
01:59:02.000 I have to be lined up with that string.
01:59:05.000 And when I'm lined up with that string, I don't think about a fucking thing in the world.
01:59:10.000 All I think about is releasing a perfect arrow.
01:59:13.000 That's all I'm thinking about.
01:59:14.000 I'm not thinking about taxes.
01:59:15.000 I need gas.
01:59:17.000 I've got to fucking get my car inspected.
01:59:19.000 I've got to buy more arrows.
01:59:20.000 I'm not thinking about any of those things.
01:59:21.000 All I'm thinking of is that spot that I'm aiming at.
01:59:24.000 And I think there's a mind-cleansing thing that comes from that.
01:59:28.000 And the release of it.
01:59:29.000 It's gotta feel, like, so fucking good.
01:59:31.000 Like, because I tried...
01:59:33.000 The hardest part for me was getting that...
01:59:36.000 Bow back?
01:59:37.000 And holding it.
01:59:38.000 Yes.
01:59:38.000 Holding that string.
01:59:40.000 Yeah.
01:59:41.000 Like, that was the hard...
01:59:43.000 It takes a lot of shoulder.
01:59:45.000 It takes a lot of arm.
01:59:46.000 My body's imbalanced.
01:59:48.000 The right side of my body is thicker.
01:59:50.000 Like, all the way down my lats, my upper delts.
01:59:53.000 Everything is much thicker on this side because I pull a bow back...
01:59:57.000 Fucking hundred times a day.
01:59:58.000 Yeah.
01:59:59.000 Every day.
01:59:59.000 It's like these muscles.
02:00:00.000 I really have to balance it out.
02:00:02.000 I feel it sometimes.
02:00:03.000 See, I have the same thing but from jacking off.
02:00:07.000 Just switch hands.
02:00:09.000 The stranger.
02:00:10.000 The old stranger.
02:00:11.000 It's hard, man.
02:00:13.000 After that experience, I was like, you know what?
02:00:16.000 And plus, the first couple times shooting, were you scared?
02:00:21.000 Of shooting a bow?
02:00:22.000 Yeah.
02:00:22.000 Because that is so snappy and when I was a kid I had like a little fake bow and that's why I get the wrist guard.
02:00:30.000 Yes.
02:00:30.000 Because that shit comes and it blew my arm up.
02:00:34.000 It blew my arm up.
02:00:35.000 We should see what compound bows do.
02:00:37.000 Compound bow.
02:00:38.000 So if you're pulling back like an 80-pound bow and you have all this force on those cams, when that string comes and fucking slices against your forearm, people get some gnarly fucking bruises there.
02:00:49.000 It looks nasty.
02:00:50.000 Yeah, mine broke skin.
02:00:51.000 It was like bleed.
02:00:52.000 It was like, dude, it was...
02:00:54.000 Yeah, you got to learn proper form.
02:00:56.000 Proper form, proper stance.
02:00:58.000 That never happens to me anymore.
02:00:59.000 I couldn't think of a better teacher.
02:01:01.000 You gotta get a real archery coach.
02:01:03.000 He just turned me away.
02:01:05.000 Joe Rogan turned me away for archery lessons.
02:01:07.000 I would 100% give you archery lessons.
02:01:09.000 I have a range right here.
02:01:12.000 I do.
02:01:13.000 I have a fucking 40-yard range.
02:01:14.000 That's amazing.
02:01:15.000 Right here.
02:01:16.000 Who makes the best bow?
02:01:18.000 They're all really good at the highest level.
02:01:20.000 I shoot with a Hoyt, but there's a company called PSE. They make a great bow.
02:01:25.000 There's a company called Matthews.
02:01:26.000 They make a great bow.
02:01:27.000 Bear makes a great bow.
02:01:28.000 If you're going to survive in the archery world, the archery world is very unique in that there's yearly innovation.
02:01:34.000 So Hoyt puts out new bows every year.
02:01:37.000 It's like an iPhone.
02:01:38.000 Engineers that are constantly tweaking things and they have pro staff guys like Cam Haynes is a professional archer.
02:01:45.000 Those guys, they all work.
02:01:47.000 Sweet man too.
02:01:47.000 He's the best.
02:01:48.000 He's the nicest guy on earth, right?
02:01:49.000 But those guys give them feedback and talk about, this is what I like, this is what I want, can you change this, can you change that?
02:01:57.000 And then every year they get a little better.
02:01:59.000 Every fucking year they get like incrementally better.
02:02:02.000 Do you run like a weight on yours?
02:02:04.000 Yes.
02:02:04.000 Is that what those long things are?
02:02:06.000 Stabilizers.
02:02:06.000 Are the stabilizers on there?
02:02:08.000 When you have a weight out front, it keeps balance a little bit better.
02:02:12.000 And this is hard too.
02:02:13.000 Not to fucking mention pulling the string.
02:02:17.000 Keeping your arms straight.
02:02:18.000 It's heavy.
02:02:19.000 It's not light.
02:02:20.000 No.
02:02:21.000 You have to develop a certain amount of rigidity in your form.
02:02:26.000 Form is important.
02:02:27.000 Yeah, that comes from practice.
02:02:29.000 You just have to practice a lot.
02:02:30.000 Archery is one of those things where you really...
02:02:32.000 My friend John Dudley, who's one of the best archery coaches alive...
02:02:36.000 He practices hours every day.
02:02:39.000 He puts it up on his Instagram, puts his little lessons up on his YouTube.
02:02:42.000 He's shooting arrows out in his yard.
02:02:44.000 He's a giant range.
02:02:46.000 It goes out to like 150 yards or something.
02:02:48.000 And he's shooting out there every day.
02:02:51.000 Hours and hours and hours a day.
02:02:53.000 That's why he's so good.
02:02:54.000 There's no shortcuts to figuring out how to be good at that.
02:02:58.000 It just takes constant, repetitive practice over and over again, focus and technique.
02:03:03.000 So what do you think of those guys that can shoot like three arrows?
02:03:06.000 It's pretty wild.
02:03:07.000 It's cool.
02:03:09.000 It is fucking super cool.
02:03:10.000 It's cool.
02:03:10.000 Look, there's a guy that like- Lars Anderson.
02:03:13.000 Yeah, he's so sick!
02:03:14.000 I think he's revitalized that whole idea.
02:03:18.000 Because I think for a long time they thought that people carried arrows in their quiver and they pulled one out.
02:03:24.000 And he's like, no, there's a lot of ancient depictions.
02:03:27.000 The treatises.
02:03:28.000 In ancient times of guys holding three or four arrows in their hand.
02:03:32.000 And he thinks that's what they did.
02:03:33.000 I mean, that's what's so interesting.
02:03:36.000 You look at Hema.
02:03:39.000 Like, the European martial arts or whatever, and they get in the armor with the training swords and shit, and they're like, all they can do is interpret these treatises that they had,
02:03:54.000 and the shit that they wrote down, like all the different guards and the way that they would actually fight.
02:04:00.000 Right.
02:04:01.000 Because there's no video.
02:04:02.000 There's no real tutorial on how to do it.
02:04:06.000 Right.
02:04:06.000 You have to interpret this stuff.
02:04:09.000 Good luck finding a dude who's won a sword fight, too.
02:04:11.000 Yeah, exactly.
02:04:13.000 Who can teach you.
02:04:13.000 It's crazy.
02:04:14.000 I've never met a dude who's won a sword fight before.
02:04:17.000 Oh, fuck.
02:04:18.000 You know, with what's going on now with slap fighting, that's next.
02:04:21.000 Oh, that's next.
02:04:22.000 They'll do it in a dungeon in Germany somewhere.
02:04:25.000 The aliens are going to come back and look at YouTube videos like, how did they?
02:04:29.000 And then take it.
02:04:30.000 That'll be their NFL. I would not be surprised.
02:04:33.000 There's a lot of crazy underground fights that are happening now, which is really interesting.
02:04:38.000 They have these no-rules fights on concrete where people are fighting with sneakers on.
02:04:41.000 Yeah.
02:04:42.000 On which platform?
02:04:44.000 Well, they're just doing it online.
02:04:45.000 And it's like, it's gaining.
02:04:47.000 Because I remember like Worldstar fights and shit like that.
02:04:49.000 Yeah.
02:04:49.000 Like Kimbo Slice.
02:04:50.000 These are like people who fight for money.
02:04:53.000 That's crazy, dude.
02:04:53.000 Yeah, Kimbo Slice.
02:04:53.000 Like a Kimbo Slice thing, but with no rules.
02:04:55.000 But they're doing wild shit.
02:04:57.000 Like you get paid extra if you could bite a piece of the person off.
02:05:00.000 That's crazy.
02:05:01.000 You can eye gouge.
02:05:01.000 What website is this on?
02:05:03.000 It's just online.
02:05:04.000 These guys have won like multiple fights in a row by eye gouging.
02:05:07.000 So they get on top of guys and gouge their fucking eyeballs.
02:05:10.000 That's crazy.
02:05:10.000 That's insane.
02:05:11.000 Yeah.
02:05:12.000 Yeah.
02:05:13.000 That's insane.
02:05:13.000 That's like 4chan shit.
02:05:15.000 There's no rules.
02:05:15.000 You can bite people.
02:05:16.000 You can do whatever the fuck you want.
02:05:18.000 It's kind of crazy.
02:05:19.000 That's crazy.
02:05:21.000 Yeah, really crazy.
02:05:21.000 And you get paid extra for eyes.
02:05:24.000 Brutal Fight Club Elias allows eye gouging with biting bonus and extra for eating the chunk.
02:05:31.000 Yeah.
02:05:32.000 Million subscribers.
02:05:34.000 Where are these guys?
02:05:35.000 It looks like a hockey rink or something.
02:05:37.000 Yeah, they're fighting.
02:05:37.000 That looks exactly like a hockey rink.
02:05:41.000 And they're fighting on ice?
02:05:43.000 I don't think they're fighting on ice, but I wouldn't be surprised.
02:05:46.000 That's the ice multiplier.
02:05:49.000 Well, also, would you be allowed to have spiked shoes?
02:05:51.000 And that would come into play.
02:05:53.000 That's crazy.
02:05:54.000 Maybe you get paid less for the spiked shoes.
02:05:57.000 It gives you too much of an advantage.
02:06:00.000 Or maybe everybody wears them.
02:06:01.000 Maybe it's just the thing you wear.
02:06:03.000 That's crazy.
02:06:04.000 Yeah.
02:06:05.000 Ice fights with spike shoes.
02:06:07.000 If someone goes down, they get stomped with spike shoes.
02:06:10.000 You remember.
02:06:11.000 They changed the rules about eye gouging, apparently.
02:06:14.000 Okay.
02:06:14.000 Thank God.
02:06:15.000 One guy was to do it, but if you win, you don't get any prize money.
02:06:18.000 Oh, God.
02:06:19.000 Wait, eye gouging is a...
02:06:21.000 This don't include biting, it says.
02:06:23.000 Is an occurrence of victory?
02:06:25.000 That if you win by eye gouge...
02:06:27.000 But look, they still allow biting.
02:06:28.000 This don't include biting.
02:06:30.000 Even the way they wrote it, this don't include biting.
02:06:33.000 Eye gouging is still permitted, but you don't get paid.
02:06:36.000 Bro.
02:06:37.000 And I'll have you know, this don't include biting, guys, by the way.
02:06:40.000 Guys, biting is still cool.
02:06:41.000 What the fuck, man?
02:06:43.000 Biting.
02:06:44.000 That's fucking crazy.
02:06:45.000 That's fucking crazy.
02:06:46.000 So was UFC 1 and 2?
02:06:49.000 When did the gloves come in?
02:06:52.000 Well, some guys started wearing gloves on their own, like Vitor Belfort at UFC 12. What a beast.
02:06:58.000 Yeah, that was the first fight that I ever worked.
02:07:00.000 Vitor was one of the first guys to show up with gloves on.
02:07:03.000 He might have been the first.
02:07:04.000 No, no, Tank Abbott was the first.
02:07:06.000 I think Tank Abbott was the first guy to wear gloves.
02:07:09.000 Because he realized that those little tiny gloves are only protecting his hands.
02:07:12.000 Especially when he hit as hard as Tank Abbott.
02:07:16.000 And Tank Abbott just went out and flatlined people with those gloves on.
02:07:18.000 Because you can really crack someone.
02:07:20.000 If you have your hands taped up nice, and you have your wrists taped up nice, and you have padding over your knuckles, you can really fucking crack someone.
02:07:28.000 Yeah.
02:07:29.000 But it's hard to do that with just your hands.
02:07:31.000 Well, even doing...
02:07:33.000 I never...
02:07:34.000 I thought the tape was to look cool.
02:07:35.000 Yeah, here's Tank.
02:07:36.000 Which one?
02:07:37.000 UFC 6. So he's definitely the first.
02:07:40.000 Yeah, Tank was fucking- That dude's got a shirt on!
02:07:42.000 Bro, yeah, you could do whatever you want.
02:07:43.000 You had shoes on.
02:07:44.000 They had shoes.
02:07:45.000 Tank was fucking- This is one of the craziest knockouts ever.
02:07:48.000 Because look how he stiffens up.
02:07:51.000 That's crazy.
02:07:51.000 And then Tank mocks him.
02:07:53.000 He like- That's crazy, dude.
02:07:56.000 Yeah, dude, Tank was a beast.
02:07:57.000 He had no mouth guard in or anything.
02:07:59.000 Well, he might have.
02:08:00.000 He might have got knocked out, but- That's crazy.
02:08:03.000 Yeah.
02:08:03.000 And I never realized- I thought the tape was just to look cool.
02:08:07.000 Tape?
02:08:08.000 Yeah.
02:08:08.000 On your hands?
02:08:09.000 Your wrists?
02:08:09.000 Yeah.
02:08:10.000 Oh, it's to protect your hand, 100%.
02:08:11.000 Because I did a fight scene for an up-and-coming film, and I just was, my hands, and even pretending to hit, I had to fight a guy who was like massive, like big-ass buff dude,
02:08:27.000 like 300 pounds, just pure fucking, and like hitting him, He was like, all right, give it to me.
02:08:34.000 Yeah.
02:08:34.000 And so I wouldn't punch him full force, but I would hit him like 20%.
02:08:38.000 And even then I was like, oh my fucking God, my wrist is like fucked.
02:08:43.000 And I'm not a fighter by any means, but we put the tape on and it just, it was so much more like stable.
02:08:49.000 Yeah.
02:08:49.000 Yeah.
02:08:50.000 Yeah.
02:08:50.000 That's the whole reason for it.
02:08:51.000 I just thought it looked cool.
02:08:52.000 It does look cool.
02:08:53.000 It does look cool.
02:08:54.000 It definitely looks cool.
02:08:55.000 Yeah.
02:08:56.000 No, it's a hundred percent to protect your hand and your wrist.
02:08:58.000 Wrists are very fragile.
02:09:00.000 Canelo Alvarez just fucked his wrist up.
02:09:02.000 He had to get surgery on his wrist.
02:09:04.000 He's a beast.
02:09:05.000 He's a beast.
02:09:06.000 He's a beast.
02:09:07.000 He's a beast.
02:09:09.000 I'm talking more about Jake.
02:09:13.000 I want to see a UFC fight.
02:09:16.000 You want to see a UFC fight with Jake?
02:09:18.000 Well, he's not going to fight for the UFC. He's got a contract with the PFL, which is another organization.
02:09:26.000 They're throwing a lot of money around.
02:09:27.000 They just signed Francis Ngannou, and Jake has a contract with them.
02:09:31.000 So if he has an MMA fight, I think it has to be over there.
02:09:34.000 Where's that?
02:09:35.000 At PFL. PFL? Yeah.
02:09:37.000 I haven't watched the PFL. It's good.
02:09:40.000 Good fights.
02:09:40.000 Good fighters.
02:09:41.000 They got a lot of elite guys.
02:09:42.000 It's like, you know, a B-level organization in terms of, there's only really one A-level organization in America.
02:09:48.000 Right.
02:09:48.000 You know, that's the UFC. Right.
02:09:50.000 The other ones are just slightly below, but there's elite guys in all of those.
02:09:54.000 There's elite guys in Bellator that can compete in the UFC. Right.
02:09:58.000 There's elite guys in the PFL. And what is that, just contracting?
02:10:01.000 It's like your contract and shit like that.
02:10:04.000 Yeah, that's what happened with Francis Ngannou because he was the UFC heavyweight champion.
02:10:07.000 He didn't lose his title.
02:10:08.000 He relinquished his title due to contract negotiations and decided he was going to leave.
02:10:13.000 And so he vacated the title and they gave him a big chunk of money to go to the PFL. Right.
02:10:19.000 I gotta watch a PFL fight.
02:10:20.000 Yeah, there's good fights.
02:10:21.000 It's got a wacky point system that you're not gonna understand because I don't understand it.
02:10:25.000 I don't understand any points in UFC or boxing.
02:10:31.000 Oh, like when it's a 10-9 round, like that kind of thing?
02:10:33.000 Because I'm like, well, you watch, and I know, albeit I know nothing about fighting, but I'm like, that dude definitely won that round.
02:10:43.000 But it always seems...
02:10:45.000 To be so close, kind of, but it's always like unanimous decision is whenever the judges all agree.
02:10:55.000 Yeah.
02:10:56.000 It's all the same.
02:10:57.000 Right.
02:10:59.000 But I don't quite understand the whole deal.
02:11:02.000 I don't understand.
02:11:02.000 So what are they going off of?
02:11:04.000 Knockdowns is a big one.
02:11:05.000 Knockdowns is a big one.
02:11:06.000 Punches landed is a big one.
02:11:08.000 So what is the ratio?
02:11:09.000 So here, let's take a look at that.
02:11:11.000 What is the ratio between punches thrown and punches landed?
02:11:15.000 How does that affect points?
02:11:17.000 Well, it doesn't if you still land a lot and you miss a lot.
02:11:20.000 So if you're a highly active fighter that throws like 150 punches a round and you land 50 and your opponent only lands 10 but they only threw 30, you still won that round.
02:11:30.000 You just let a lot more volume, a lot more, but even though you're missing, what counts is how many you land.
02:11:36.000 You don't get penalized for missing.
02:11:38.000 For missing, okay.
02:11:39.000 Because if you're a guy who just throws a lot of fucking punches, you're gonna miss a lot of punches, too.
02:11:44.000 If you have some insane cardio and you can just go after a guy, throw insane volume at him.
02:11:49.000 Well, you take 100% of the shots you miss.
02:11:51.000 Isn't that the saying?
02:11:53.000 You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
02:11:57.000 But you do take 100% of the shots you miss, too.
02:12:01.000 That's a pessimistic version of that.
02:12:03.000 A little bit, but it is true.
02:12:05.000 100% of the times you missed, you took a shot.
02:12:09.000 That's true.
02:12:11.000 That's unavoidable.
02:12:12.000 My buddy told me that, and I was like, oh, that's amazing.
02:12:16.000 That's amazing.
02:12:17.000 Nobody wants to think about that.
02:12:18.000 No one thinks about that.
02:12:20.000 You gotta go for it.
02:12:21.000 A lot of people go for it.
02:12:22.000 They said Michael Jordan said that.
02:12:25.000 Did he?
02:12:26.000 And then Michael Jordan didn't say that.
02:12:28.000 You might have said it and forgot.
02:12:29.000 You might have been in a competitive trance.
02:12:32.000 Oh, it's Wayne Gretzky.
02:12:34.000 Wayne Gretzky, Michael Scott included in the quotes.
02:12:38.000 Michael Scott's probably one of the most legendary characters of all time.
02:12:45.000 How about the fact that that guy went on to play that creepy DuPont guy in that movie...
02:12:52.000 What was that movie?
02:12:52.000 The wrestling movie?
02:12:54.000 Foxcatcher.
02:12:55.000 Did you ever see that movie?
02:12:56.000 No, sir.
02:12:56.000 Bro.
02:12:58.000 It's a crazy movie, but he plays this really fucking creepy dude.
02:13:03.000 He did an incredible job.
02:13:06.000 The makeup is good.
02:13:09.000 Yeah, it was really good.
02:13:10.000 Good movie.
02:13:11.000 Can't recommend it enough.
02:13:12.000 Channing Tatum?
02:13:13.000 Mm-hmm.
02:13:14.000 Young Channing Tatum?
02:13:15.000 Yeah.
02:13:16.000 What year is that?
02:13:19.000 In 2014. Steve Carell kills it in that movie.
02:13:22.000 It's a really good movie, man.
02:13:24.000 There's some fucked up things about that movie, like historical inaccuracies, because it has to do with some real wrestlers and he took some liberties with the story.
02:13:31.000 Sure.
02:13:31.000 But Steve Carell nails it.
02:13:34.000 If you just want to see it as a movie and not think about it, whether it's accurate.
02:13:39.000 Yeah, because I'm totally clueless about it.
02:13:41.000 It's interesting.
02:13:42.000 It's just crazy that that's the guy from The Office.
02:13:44.000 He's so good.
02:13:45.000 Yeah, man.
02:13:46.000 He's so good.
02:13:46.000 Crazy range.
02:13:47.000 Have you met Channing?
02:13:49.000 Mm-mm.
02:13:50.000 Oh my god.
02:13:51.000 He's the best.
02:13:51.000 Is he?
02:13:52.000 Yeah, he's the best fucking guy.
02:13:53.000 I remember I was working on the last album and...
02:13:56.000 We did a whole bunch of shroomies and just listened to it.
02:13:59.000 He's such a fucking cool motherfucker.
02:14:01.000 I like it when I hear about cool people.
02:14:04.000 Me too.
02:14:04.000 And you know, it's always scary because you never really know.
02:14:09.000 You never really know.
02:14:11.000 You feel like you know.
02:14:13.000 And that's kind of a whole thing with the way everything is today.
02:14:18.000 It's like, oh, I feel like I know.
02:14:19.000 I've seen you before.
02:14:21.000 Right.
02:14:22.000 I see everything that you do.
02:14:23.000 I know where you are 24 hours a day.
02:14:25.000 I know you.
02:14:26.000 Yeah.
02:14:28.000 I'm looking at you on Snapchat map.
02:14:30.000 Exactly.
02:14:31.000 I'm looking at you on OnlyFans.
02:14:34.000 Imagine if OnlyFans had a map of where the girls are all the time.
02:14:37.000 That's fucked.
02:14:38.000 No way.
02:14:39.000 No, that'd be terrible.
02:14:41.000 It's so crazy how anyone knows where you are at all times.
02:14:46.000 Well, the government does.
02:14:46.000 It's crazy.
02:14:47.000 Someone does, if they're looking for you.
02:14:49.000 By the way, I'm a good boy.
02:14:52.000 You're a good boy.
02:14:52.000 I just want to let them know.
02:14:55.000 Joe's a good boy, too.
02:14:57.000 We pay our taxes.
02:14:58.000 We pay our taxes, and we are not kids, and we definitely pay our taxes.
02:15:02.000 We're only good.
02:15:03.000 Only good, not bad.
02:15:05.000 God bless America.
02:15:08.000 I don't know.
02:15:09.000 It's so crazy nowadays, the way that...
02:15:14.000 People feel so personal with people, but it's super unpersonal at the same time.
02:15:24.000 I remember whenever I started losing my weight, everybody was like, hey, this is what meth looks like.
02:15:33.000 And I started like dancing on stage and having fun and having more energy and just enjoying life again.
02:15:39.000 You know what I mean?
02:15:42.000 Like I mentioned, I was shitty for a long time, but I had my baby and I'm in a great fucking spot.
02:15:49.000 And then the first thing that happens is like, oh, he's on fucking drugs.
02:15:53.000 And I'm like, well, I know there's people that genuinely care.
02:15:58.000 Right, and they're concerned that maybe you are on drugs.
02:16:00.000 Right.
02:16:01.000 But there's also people that are just like, alright kids, this is what fucking meth looks like.
02:16:04.000 Yeah.
02:16:05.000 And definitely not on meth.
02:16:08.000 Definitely not on any fucking hard drugs, but you feel an inclination almost as...
02:16:16.000 As a public figure, to have to justify something that you don't need to justify.
02:16:23.000 First off, it's nobody's business.
02:16:24.000 Second off, don't just fucking assume everything.
02:16:27.000 You know what I mean?
02:16:28.000 Yeah.
02:16:29.000 So I was like, hey guys, not on fucking drugs.
02:16:33.000 And that's the crazy part is because I know there's people that really give a shit.
02:16:38.000 But there's also a lot of people that are just like...
02:16:43.000 Mean, you know, people are just mean in general online.
02:16:46.000 You never have to face repercussions.
02:16:48.000 Yeah, they're just not happy with their own life and they want you to fail.
02:16:52.000 And that's that's what you're reading.
02:16:54.000 You know, that's all that is.
02:16:56.000 It's just someone wants you to be.
02:16:58.000 And then there's, you know, an unusual thing, like all of a sudden you have this unusual amount of energy and joy for life.
02:17:04.000 I don't know.
02:17:06.000 Seems different.
02:17:07.000 I'm not buying it.
02:17:08.000 Can't be that love drug.
02:17:10.000 It's gotta be something else.
02:17:12.000 It's interesting to See it happen.
02:17:19.000 And I don't know how much you...
02:17:21.000 How much do you pay attention to social media?
02:17:23.000 Almost none.
02:17:24.000 I read other stuff about other things, but I don't pay attention to anything about me.
02:17:30.000 It's not healthy for you.
02:17:31.000 It's not.
02:17:33.000 A long time ago I got off, and that was like the best decision I've ever made.
02:17:37.000 But it is a good source of interesting shit.
02:17:39.000 There's a lot of interesting things to pay attention to in the world.
02:17:42.000 But you have to kind of be real careful how you curate it.
02:17:46.000 And I think with some people, what I see, and I follow quite a few people that I can tell that this is what's going on, it's their daily obsession is interacting on Twitter and saying things and arguing with people and getting in confrontations and dunking on people.
02:18:04.000 Right.
02:18:04.000 They do it all day long.
02:18:05.000 It's like...
02:18:07.000 It's one of their main interactions that they have with human beings.
02:18:11.000 The amount of time they put into it, it probably dwarfs all the other time they put in with human beings.
02:18:15.000 Right.
02:18:16.000 And it's a crazy, crazy fucking thing too.
02:18:23.000 Who decides what is interesting too?
02:18:29.000 Because I tell you what, the submarine thing.
02:18:35.000 With the submarine that went to go see the Titanic, or not submarine, but the whole Titanic deal, the submersible thing.
02:18:44.000 Not once, Joe, in my entire life have I said, if I get on my phone and I'm like, hey, or if I'm not even on my phone, if I'm just like, hey, I want a jet ski.
02:18:56.000 I'm thinking about getting a jet ski.
02:18:58.000 And then the next time you get out your phone, you get an ad for a jet ski, right?
02:19:02.000 But not once in my life have I been like, oh, like, submersibles are very interesting to me.
02:19:09.000 Like, I want to go see the fucking Titanic.
02:19:13.000 How was that story everywhere?
02:19:18.000 Well, because the people that were involved were very wealthy, and when wealthy people do stupid shit, we have a certain sense of glee.
02:19:26.000 Like when some wealthy billionaire wants to take a rocket into space and it blows up, people would be like, ha ha.
02:19:34.000 There's a part of that.
02:19:35.000 Right.
02:19:35.000 There's definitely a part of ha-ha.
02:19:36.000 If you are a person who gets to watch people do something that you think is really fucking stupid, like get into an unproven watercraft.
02:19:45.000 With a GameCube controller.
02:19:47.000 That's been...
02:19:48.000 had people resign because of safety concerns.
02:19:51.000 Right.
02:19:54.000 That's one of those things where when people die like that, people enjoy watching it.
02:19:59.000 They enjoy paying attention to it.
02:20:00.000 Is that weird?
02:20:00.000 It's weird.
02:20:01.000 It's also fear.
02:20:03.000 It's the fear of the actual experience of being that person.
02:20:06.000 Because you could imagine it.
02:20:07.000 You could imagine if you had been talked into it somehow.
02:20:10.000 Everybody says, it's totally safe.
02:20:11.000 Don't worry.
02:20:12.000 And you're like, okay, let's do it.
02:20:12.000 Let's do it.
02:20:13.000 And then you're down there in the ocean.
02:20:15.000 And then you hear a crack.
02:20:17.000 Yeah.
02:20:18.000 Those guys, they died so fast.
02:20:21.000 Supposedly.
02:20:22.000 Okay.
02:20:23.000 Yeah, what I heard is that something failed and it plummeted, and that as it was plummeting, they probably knew they were dying as it was plummeting into the ocean.
02:20:36.000 Because the actual collapse would be a tenth of a second.
02:20:43.000 Imagine the force behind that weight.
02:20:47.000 All that water.
02:20:48.000 If the clouds are a million pounds.
02:20:50.000 A cloud.
02:20:52.000 It's floating in the sky and it's a million pounds.
02:20:55.000 Imagine you're 4,000 feet deep in the ocean.
02:21:00.000 That's fucking crazy.
02:21:02.000 Boom!
02:21:03.000 It's just pink mist.
02:21:04.000 Do you think that's never happened before?
02:21:06.000 I'm sure it's happened before.
02:21:08.000 It's definitely happened before.
02:21:08.000 And it's just so crazy.
02:21:10.000 Like, I don't know.
02:21:12.000 That's all anybody talked about for a week.
02:21:16.000 Right.
02:21:17.000 And then now, no one fucking talks about it.
02:21:19.000 It just comes and goes.
02:21:20.000 Well, because we found out that they died and then there's not much more to say other than, you know, people go looking into the history of the safety concerns that...
02:21:27.000 These engineers had.
02:21:29.000 How did anybody ignore that?
02:21:31.000 How did they allow people to do this?
02:21:33.000 And, you know, the dude who ran it, you know, they're fascinated by him because he was actually in it.
02:21:38.000 It's not like he just put somebody in it.
02:21:40.000 He went in it himself.
02:21:41.000 So he believed in it.
02:21:42.000 He died with them.
02:21:44.000 He was on that trip.
02:21:45.000 Yes, which is wild, too.
02:21:47.000 So the whole story is...
02:21:49.000 It's a it's a thing when we see someone do something and die and we think it's unnecessary or stupid There's a part of us that like has to study it Because that's how you learned even if it's something you would never do that's you learn to never do that when you see some guy and he's taking a selfie on a skyscraper and he falls You're like,
02:22:08.000 Jesus.
02:22:09.000 It just cements it in your head.
02:22:11.000 Don't fucking do that.
02:22:13.000 Don't do that.
02:22:13.000 Don't fucking do that.
02:22:15.000 But that's like, I don't know, that's like evolution.
02:22:17.000 It's like, you're kind of like, well, you don't want to be up that high.
02:22:22.000 That's okay.
02:22:23.000 I don't want to go anywhere fucking near that.
02:22:26.000 And my body says, don't fucking go anywhere near that high.
02:22:30.000 And some people are like, bro, I'm going to do chin-ups.
02:22:32.000 And then some, like down that low too.
02:22:35.000 Well, it's just, I don't know.
02:22:38.000 A lot of my buddies who served, they're like, oh yeah, I jumped on an airplane like a thousand fucking times.
02:22:43.000 How?
02:22:45.000 Why?
02:22:45.000 How?
02:22:47.000 Yo, yo, yo.
02:22:48.000 It's not right.
02:22:49.000 I'm a terrestrial being.
02:22:50.000 It's a terrible way to die.
02:22:52.000 I'm so happy being here.
02:22:53.000 I'm so happy being here.
02:22:54.000 Me too.
02:22:55.000 My friend Brian, his...
02:22:57.000 I'm like, no!
02:22:58.000 See, this is wrong!
02:22:59.000 Don't show me this, Jamie.
02:23:00.000 Stop.
02:23:01.000 I get sweaty.
02:23:01.000 Jamie, that's wrong.
02:23:02.000 I get sweaty.
02:23:03.000 I get sweaty hands.
02:23:04.000 These motherfuckers drive me nuts.
02:23:06.000 Why?
02:23:07.000 It's so crazy.
02:23:08.000 I'm not gonna lie to you.
02:23:09.000 Have you seen...
02:23:10.000 Oh, fuck.
02:23:11.000 There was a movie about this.
02:23:12.000 Like, Free Climber.
02:23:14.000 Oh.
02:23:15.000 Alex Honnold?
02:23:16.000 Or are you talking about The Alpinist?
02:23:18.000 It was a...
02:23:19.000 The Ice Climber?
02:23:20.000 It wasn't a non-fiction.
02:23:22.000 It was a fictional movie.
02:23:24.000 Oh, a fictional movie.
02:23:24.000 But she would...
02:23:25.000 She climbed up this cell phone tower.
02:23:28.000 Right before they were gonna tear it down.
02:23:31.000 And she gets like stuck up there.
02:23:33.000 Oh Jesus Christ.
02:23:34.000 And it was...
02:23:34.000 I was...
02:23:35.000 My feet were sweating.
02:23:36.000 And I watch like...
02:23:37.000 I love horror movies.
02:23:38.000 Like I love horror movies.
02:23:40.000 All this shit.
02:23:40.000 But watching that, I'm like...
02:23:43.000 Yeah, Fall.
02:23:44.000 Do not show me this.
02:23:46.000 Do not show me this.
02:23:48.000 Stop it.
02:23:48.000 Stop it, Jamie.
02:23:50.000 No, don't show me this, man.
02:23:51.000 I want to watch this.
02:23:53.000 Oh, God damn it.
02:23:55.000 It is so...
02:23:56.000 Okay, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
02:23:59.000 I was so pumped because I was like, this movie scared the dog shit out of me.
02:24:06.000 And I love scary movies.
02:24:08.000 I love them.
02:24:09.000 I watch them like every fucking night, go to bed, all this shit.
02:24:12.000 But that movie scared the shit out of me.
02:24:14.000 There's a movie about a bunch of people that are in a ski resort.
02:24:18.000 And they're on like the last of the fucking, what are those things?
02:24:22.000 Gondola?
02:24:23.000 What are those things?
02:24:24.000 The ski thing.
02:24:25.000 What are the ski lifts?
02:24:26.000 What do they call them?
02:24:27.000 Ski lifts?
02:24:27.000 Ski lifts, it depends on where you are.
02:24:29.000 Gondola is like the fancy way.
02:24:30.000 Right, that's the indoor ones, right?
02:24:32.000 So they're on the ski lift and the fucking park shuts down.
02:24:36.000 Like they try to catch the last one and the park shuts down.
02:24:39.000 They get stuck.
02:24:40.000 And then they get hunted by wolves.
02:24:43.000 I think it's called Frozen.
02:24:44.000 Is it with Liam Neeson?
02:24:45.000 Is it called Frozen?
02:24:46.000 Yeah.
02:24:46.000 Yeah, it's called Frozen.
02:24:47.000 Frozen has Elsa in it.
02:24:49.000 That's a different Frozen.
02:24:50.000 Okay.
02:24:50.000 Yeah, you don't want to get the wrong one for your kid.
02:24:52.000 I've seen Frozen with Elsa about 30 times, man.
02:24:55.000 This isn't fucking Frozen.
02:24:57.000 Where's Elsa?
02:24:59.000 Daddy's an asshole.
02:25:01.000 Imagine, hey girls, you want to watch Frozen?
02:25:03.000 Yeah!
02:25:04.000 Look, it says Frozen!
02:25:05.000 Stop crying!
02:25:07.000 People used to get eaten by wolves!
02:25:09.000 It was normal!
02:25:11.000 You break your leg in the woods?
02:25:12.000 The wolf's name is Elsa.
02:25:13.000 She's so cute.
02:25:14.000 Check it out.
02:25:16.000 I think at one point in time, a guy tries to climb down, he falls, and then the wolves get him.
02:25:21.000 There's a bunch of scenes like that.
02:25:23.000 Spoiler alert.
02:25:23.000 It's that shit like that.
02:25:24.000 Yeah, this is it.
02:25:26.000 So they get stuck.
02:25:30.000 Fuck that, dude.
02:25:31.000 Yeah, and then the wolves come out.
02:25:35.000 That's such a good concept, though.
02:25:36.000 It was a good movie, man.
02:25:37.000 It was a good movie.
02:25:40.000 I love it.
02:25:43.000 I see the wolves are below him.
02:25:58.000 Shut up, Jamie!
02:26:00.000 You're goofy!
02:26:02.000 Shut up, Jamie!
02:26:05.000 That's scary!
02:26:05.000 That's scary!
02:26:06.000 That's scary!
02:26:07.000 Bro, have you ever been on a ski lift and it stops?
02:26:09.000 I'm just like, how would you be stuck though?
02:26:11.000 I like how they tried to add impact in the trailer to the word two.
02:26:17.000 I think what it was, if I remember...
02:26:21.000 Two!
02:26:21.000 It was one of those deals where like someone knew somebody and they let them in and then no one knew that they were on the lift.
02:26:28.000 Because they were the last one.
02:26:29.000 They weren't supposed to be skiing.
02:26:31.000 But there were some kids, they snuck in, they got on the lift, and no one knew they were on the lift.
02:26:35.000 So when it stopped, no one knew.
02:26:37.000 No one knew there's people on it.
02:26:39.000 I just left.
02:26:39.000 That was my biggest fear too, getting lost in like the Walmart and my mom was gone.
02:26:44.000 Like she left me there and there was no one there.
02:26:46.000 But now that I'm older, I realize how Badass that would be to be stuck in a Walmart with no one there.
02:26:53.000 That would be like the funnest time ever.
02:26:55.000 If you could get over your anxiety, the fact that you were stuck in a Walmart.
02:26:58.000 Yeah, if I was just my age, I'm 28, and I told my 10-year-old self, I was like, good, you run away from your mom right now.
02:27:07.000 You get stuck in the fucking Walmart.
02:27:09.000 You stay under a shelf until everyone leaves, and then you can just fucking go run around.
02:27:13.000 And they always give you shit about playing with the balls.
02:27:17.000 The balls in the pen, not like your balls.
02:27:21.000 They do?
02:27:22.000 They give you shit about playing with your balls in Walmart, too.
02:27:25.000 Whenever you take the big balls out of the thing, you know what I'm talking about?
02:27:29.000 Now they close them up.
02:27:30.000 Really?
02:27:31.000 Yeah, they close them up so the kids don't play with them.
02:27:33.000 Because you don't got to buy it.
02:27:35.000 You just take it out and play with it the whole time you're in Walmart.
02:27:38.000 Right.
02:27:39.000 And they don't want kids playing at Walmart?
02:27:41.000 They don't want kids playing at Walmart.
02:27:42.000 Are you kidding me?
02:27:44.000 I can't tell you how many times I walk into a Walmart and I see a bunch of kids fucking having fun and playing and I'm just like, I'm out.
02:27:53.000 Yeah, what would be the negative effect of kids playing at Walmart?
02:27:57.000 I have to fucking leave, man.
02:27:58.000 There's too many kids playing around here.
02:28:00.000 I guess the only negative would be if somebody wanted to buy the ball the kid was playing with.
02:28:05.000 Joe, you know there are people that would get pissed.
02:28:10.000 Oh, for sure.
02:28:11.000 Because these kids would throw them at the old lady and she'd freak out.
02:28:16.000 That's true.
02:28:18.000 We've seen the Karen montages.
02:28:21.000 Yes.
02:28:23.000 It's funny that that one name just took off.
02:28:25.000 Crazy.
02:28:26.000 I know a lot of beautiful Karens, like genuinely named Karen.
02:28:29.000 Really nice people, and they're stuck.
02:28:32.000 They're stuck with that.
02:28:33.000 It's crazy how names like that...
02:28:35.000 Now that we're in this phase, no one in this generation will name their daughter Karen.
02:28:45.000 Probably not.
02:28:46.000 Yeah, I would like to see how many people were named Karen in the year 2022. Probably like 10. Sub 10. We're talking sub 10s here.
02:28:56.000 I bet it was still thousands.
02:28:58.000 I bet there's thousands of 10s.
02:28:59.000 Sub 10. There's a woman out there named Karen, and Karen's the type of girl to name their daughter Karen too.
02:29:05.000 She's Karen Jr. Shut the fuck up.
02:29:08.000 Mind your business.
02:29:11.000 So there must have been a shitty...
02:29:13.000 So like the Karens of like a hundred years ago were probably Gertrude.
02:29:18.000 Because there's no Gertrudes anymore.
02:29:20.000 Yeah, Gertrudes got phased out.
02:29:23.000 That's actually a beautiful name.
02:29:25.000 Gertrude.
02:29:25.000 It's lovely, but it's got such this bad rep.
02:29:30.000 Yeah, there's like eras of names.
02:29:33.000 The Karens are the Gertrudes of a hundred years ago.
02:29:36.000 They're like, let me speak to your manager.
02:29:39.000 And then they're like, aw, she's such a total Gertrude.
02:29:42.000 Isn't that interesting that it's super common for men to name their son the same name as them?
02:29:47.000 Sure.
02:29:47.000 But it's not common for women to do that.
02:29:49.000 It's almost like never.
02:29:51.000 I'd never hear that.
02:29:52.000 I've never met a junior, like, lady.
02:29:55.000 Ever.
02:29:56.000 Yeah, that doesn't exist.
02:29:59.000 That's fascinating.
02:30:00.000 That is a really interesting point.
02:30:03.000 They show how much more fucked up men are than women.
02:30:05.000 That's fucking crazy.
02:30:06.000 This motherfucker is gonna be just like me.
02:30:09.000 He's my heir.
02:30:09.000 He will carry my name like it's me.
02:30:11.000 He is literally my cum.
02:30:13.000 That's my boy.
02:30:13.000 Yeah, he's my cum manifesting itself.
02:30:16.000 Yeah.
02:30:17.000 It's weird.
02:30:18.000 Yeah, it is weird.
02:30:20.000 It's a male thing.
02:30:22.000 Yeah, man.
02:30:22.000 Did you see the Barbie movie?
02:30:24.000 No, I have not.
02:30:25.000 No, sir.
02:30:26.000 A lot of people are upset about the Barbie movie, and I left perplexed.
02:30:30.000 Did you see it?
02:30:31.000 Yeah, it was a fun movie.
02:30:32.000 Was it good?
02:30:32.000 Fun, silly movie about dolls who come to life.
02:30:35.000 But a lot of it is about the patriarchy.
02:30:38.000 Sure.
02:30:38.000 And it's a comedy.
02:30:40.000 It's a comedy about dolls.
02:30:42.000 Sure.
02:30:43.000 People are upset that it's this...
02:30:49.000 You know, like progressive metaphor for life that it's, you know, that they're pushing progressive politics in this.
02:30:55.000 I'm like, it's a fucking doll movie.
02:30:58.000 It's a doll movie.
02:30:59.000 Yeah.
02:31:00.000 It's a fun movie about dolls who come to life and try to interact with the real world.
02:31:06.000 And there's this lady in it who's this mom who, spoiler alert, who makes Barbie feel sad because she's playing with Barbie and she has sad feelings.
02:31:16.000 It's a fucking interesting movie.
02:31:19.000 Because I was like, wow, this is an original movie.
02:31:22.000 No one's ever done a movie like this before.
02:31:23.000 It's not like anything else you could say.
02:31:26.000 It was a bizarre movie, but it was a fun, silly movie.
02:31:30.000 I laughed.
02:31:31.000 But at the end of it, I was like, how did people get outraged at that?
02:31:36.000 I know some people personally who said it's anti-men.
02:31:39.000 I'm like, no, it's making fun of dorks.
02:31:42.000 It's making fun.
02:31:43.000 It's fun.
02:31:44.000 You didn't think it was fun?
02:31:46.000 Like, if that was a real person, that happening to them, isn't that fun?
02:31:48.000 Well, Marco and Ryan are just like...
02:31:51.000 Amazing.
02:31:52.000 Amazing together in that movie, too.
02:31:54.000 I have to see it.
02:31:55.000 I want to see it.
02:31:56.000 It's fun.
02:31:56.000 I enjoyed it.
02:31:57.000 I just didn't understand why people were getting so upset.
02:32:00.000 Like, do you think that's you?
02:32:01.000 Are they making fun...
02:32:02.000 Are all men in this one...
02:32:04.000 Directly making fun of me.
02:32:04.000 Are we going to do this thing where we put all men as men?
02:32:08.000 It's one category?
02:32:09.000 We're not going to judge people as individuals?
02:32:12.000 Right.
02:32:12.000 We're going to pretend that these individuals in this middle, who are clearly dorks, because they're designed...
02:32:16.000 Right.
02:32:16.000 It's fun.
02:32:17.000 That you don't think, like, what happens to them and the way it happens isn't, like, fun?
02:32:22.000 Like, I don't understand, like, why people think that represents all men.
02:32:25.000 It's the dumbest, the dumbest sort of...
02:32:28.000 How does it, like, what is, what was the, so the, you said it's, like, anti-men.
02:32:34.000 What happened?
02:32:34.000 They think it's a super woke movie, and...
02:32:38.000 That's the way to make that movie.
02:32:40.000 It's also a fucking movie.
02:32:41.000 But it's also a movie about how Barbies are the dolls that everyone cares about, and Ken is just a fucking accessory, which is real.
02:32:48.000 So when you bring these things into a movie, you make them real-life Barbie-land, that's how they have to be, because that's how it is in the real world.
02:32:56.000 That's the movie.
02:32:57.000 And in the movie, they go to the real world, and we're like, well, it sucks, and it's run by men.
02:33:01.000 And so this is what people are saying makes this an anti-men movie.
02:33:05.000 That's a good concept, though.
02:33:07.000 It's a fucking fun movie, man.
02:33:09.000 I don't get it.
02:33:11.000 I'm appalled at how easily outraged so many people are.
02:33:16.000 I could see if you don't like it.
02:33:18.000 I could see if it wasn't your kind of movie.
02:33:21.000 But that's anything that someone creates.
02:33:23.000 Well, to be honest, to be fair about that, it's also like...
02:33:29.000 You said it's not your kind of movie.
02:33:30.000 It's also the Barbie movie.
02:33:32.000 Right.
02:33:32.000 You have to kind of, you have to kind of like, you can't go in there walking so seriously about it.
02:33:39.000 Right.
02:33:40.000 Why would you go to see ACDC if you fucking hate ACDC? Yeah.
02:33:43.000 Yeah, if you're like into classical music.
02:33:45.000 It's just to make fun of Brian Johnson.
02:33:46.000 Be like, you're no Bon fucking Scott, man.
02:33:49.000 You know that.
02:33:50.000 I'm scared of that shit.
02:33:52.000 I'm scared that people buy tickets to come and make fun of me.
02:33:55.000 That's like my biggest fear.
02:33:56.000 That's my biggest fear.
02:33:58.000 I haven't seen it yet, and I hopefully don't do that.
02:34:02.000 But it's alright, because I still sold a ticket.
02:34:05.000 Go ahead, sit in the front with your frown on.
02:34:09.000 But it's actually really nice.
02:34:12.000 This tour has been really nice.
02:34:19.000 I feel like looking out at the crowd, it's not so phone-centric.
02:34:27.000 Mmm.
02:34:29.000 Which everything has become.
02:34:30.000 Yeah.
02:34:31.000 It's really nice to be able to, like, interact with people.
02:34:37.000 Because you go and see a show and everybody and their dog has their phone out.
02:34:41.000 You know what I mean?
02:34:42.000 Yeah.
02:34:44.000 I feel like this tour has been less phone-centric, which is a beautiful thing for me as a performer.
02:34:53.000 They're tuned in.
02:34:54.000 They're actually having a human experience.
02:34:56.000 A live performance experience.
02:34:58.000 Yeah, which I feel like, you know, everything is like, oh, Pixar didn't happen.
02:35:04.000 You know what I mean?
02:35:06.000 Right, right, right.
02:35:07.000 They used to tell crazy fucking stories.
02:35:10.000 Like, whoa, okay, this dude fought like six dudes and by himself, all this shit.
02:35:15.000 But you could just take someone's word that it was cool.
02:35:19.000 You could just be like, it was fun.
02:35:22.000 I had so much fun.
02:35:23.000 Oh, sick.
02:35:24.000 You got any pictures?
02:35:24.000 No, I just had a great fucking time.
02:35:26.000 Just enjoyed the concert.
02:35:27.000 Yeah, man.
02:35:28.000 Yeah, just have a human experience.
02:35:30.000 But I get also why people want to say that they were there and say they love you.
02:35:34.000 And, you know, show was awesome.
02:35:36.000 We had a great fucking time.
02:35:38.000 Here's a photo of you on stage rocking out.
02:35:40.000 It's like it adds the experience for them.
02:35:42.000 Yeah, I mean, that's badass.
02:35:44.000 That's badass to take photos and videos and shit of your favorite moments.
02:35:48.000 Just don't get lost in your phone.
02:35:49.000 Well, that's the whole thing, because I don't want someone...
02:35:51.000 I don't want to go up on stage and have someone just playing fucking Candy Crush.
02:35:56.000 You know what I mean?
02:35:58.000 That's the most expensive Candy Crush games of all time.
02:36:01.000 Maybe they just like Candy Crush with you in the background.
02:36:04.000 This is great.
02:36:04.000 What an experience.
02:36:06.000 But then it's just like, oh, it's like Candy Crush with me in the background.
02:36:09.000 It'll be just like, oh, like I'm at home.
02:36:11.000 Yeah.
02:36:12.000 Just playing Candy Crush with a YouTube video on or something.
02:36:15.000 At home in an arena, staring at their phone, playing a game with you right behind them singing.
02:36:19.000 It sounds like a dream.
02:36:20.000 You could do like chameleon eyes.
02:36:21.000 You could play Candy Crush here and then just go fucking over.
02:36:24.000 So much stimuli.
02:36:25.000 I think that actually might be fun.
02:36:28.000 I think that might be.
02:36:29.000 I think I should just play Candy Crush on stage.
02:36:31.000 I think that's actually my new shit.
02:36:33.000 So I'll just go play Candy Crush.
02:36:35.000 Not an ad.
02:36:36.000 They're not a sponsor.
02:36:37.000 What is that?
02:36:37.000 Subway Surfers one?
02:36:39.000 Is that the one?
02:36:39.000 That one is a dick.
02:36:40.000 That game is crack.
02:36:42.000 That game is...
02:36:43.000 That's a crack game.
02:36:45.000 It's so addictive.
02:36:46.000 It's fucked.
02:36:46.000 My wife got into that one for a while.
02:36:48.000 So did one of my daughters.
02:36:49.000 So watching that game, it's like, get that fucking thing away from me.
02:36:52.000 I've been playing Marvel Snap.
02:36:54.000 Jamie, you play Marvel Snap?
02:36:56.000 What's that?
02:36:57.000 It's a Marvel card game.
02:37:00.000 Speaking of cards, what about that cool card you just bought?
02:37:03.000 Oh yeah, fuck man.
02:37:04.000 What'd you buy?
02:37:05.000 You bought some wacky card, right?
02:37:06.000 I bought a crazy, crazy card.
02:37:08.000 Probably the dumbest thing.
02:37:10.000 Not dumbest, but like most irresponsible use of my money I've ever experienced.
02:37:16.000 I bought a two million dollar Magic the Gathering card.
02:37:22.000 Wow.
02:37:23.000 What kind of market is there for a $2 million?
02:37:25.000 Are you bidding against yourself?
02:37:27.000 Are there other people that are like, I'm in?
02:37:30.000 He was like, alright, well Posey said you can get $2.5 for it.
02:37:33.000 I said, fuck, $2.6.
02:37:35.000 But, man, I don't know.
02:37:37.000 So it's a Lord of the Rings, Magic the Gathering collab they did.
02:37:42.000 And...
02:37:45.000 There's only one of them.
02:37:46.000 There's only one card?
02:37:47.000 Mm-hmm.
02:37:48.000 There's only one of them.
02:37:50.000 So out of all the boosters, all the collectors' packs they sold, that was the one.
02:37:56.000 And a guy in Toronto, his name's Brook, he's an absolute fucking legend.
02:38:02.000 And he worked at Costco, and he went to his local game store, and...
02:38:09.000 I don't know exactly how much he wants me to share, but he went to his local game store and pulled it out of a pack, and it was a two million dollar card.
02:38:22.000 Wow.
02:38:23.000 Isn't that crazy?
02:38:24.000 It literally is like Willy Wonka's fucking...
02:38:27.000 Golden ticket.
02:38:28.000 Yeah, man.
02:38:29.000 It's so fucking cool.
02:38:31.000 Well...
02:38:32.000 As long as it gives you joy.
02:38:34.000 Very much so.
02:38:35.000 I would give that away.
02:38:37.000 If somebody gave me one of those, I'd give it to you.
02:38:40.000 I'd be like, I don't know what to do with this.
02:38:43.000 Fuck, I wish you pulled it.
02:38:45.000 I wish you pulled it.
02:38:46.000 I would have just gave it to you.
02:38:47.000 100%, I would have just gave it to you.
02:38:49.000 But yeah, I don't know.
02:38:50.000 I love...
02:38:52.000 Have you ever played Magic the Galaxy?
02:38:54.000 No!
02:38:55.000 Joe Rogan?
02:38:55.000 No.
02:38:56.000 You would be a B. I don't think I would.
02:39:01.000 It's a card game?
02:39:03.000 Yes, sir.
02:39:04.000 Yeah, I'm out.
02:39:05.000 You don't play poker or nothing?
02:39:06.000 No.
02:39:07.000 I appreciate it.
02:39:08.000 I watched a bunch of people play blackjack in Vegas.
02:39:11.000 Dana White and a bunch of football players.
02:39:12.000 I love blackjack.
02:39:13.000 It's so scary.
02:39:14.000 They were betting so much money.
02:39:16.000 It was terrifying.
02:39:16.000 Isn't it fun?
02:39:17.000 Yeah.
02:39:17.000 I enjoy watching, but I have an addictive personality, particularly when it comes to games.
02:39:24.000 I get very addicted to games.
02:39:25.000 So I have to be very careful, because I'm at casinos all the time, because I'm at UFC fights, so I'm in Vegas all the time.
02:39:31.000 I cannot be that guy.
02:39:33.000 Well, magic's not a gambling game.
02:39:35.000 You don't bet for money, you just play.
02:39:37.000 And it's like, so there's over like...
02:39:41.000 Jamie, would you let me know how many Magic cards?
02:39:44.000 I think there's over 30,000 unique Magic cards right now.
02:39:48.000 And so, you're playing, and how does it work?
02:39:50.000 You get dealt a hand?
02:39:52.000 No, you draw from your deck.
02:39:53.000 So if you're playing Commander, it'll be you, me, and then two of our other buddies.
02:39:58.000 Okay.
02:39:58.000 Oh shit, there's 50,000 units.
02:40:01.000 49,998 total unique English language magic cards.
02:40:05.000 Isn't that fucking crazy?
02:40:06.000 So think about it, and the way that it works, it's like chess.
02:40:10.000 It's just very, it's a game of nuance, and it's just like, it's the best game ever, ever created.
02:40:18.000 Really?
02:40:19.000 Ever created.
02:40:19.000 Wow.
02:40:20.000 Yep, in history.
02:40:21.000 Wow.
02:40:23.000 I don't have time for that game.
02:40:25.000 If you don't have time for Diablo, don't get into magic.
02:40:28.000 Because this shit will eat your fucking life.
02:40:31.000 In a good way.
02:40:33.000 I enjoy playing.
02:40:35.000 Getting together with my buddies, and you just got three of your good friends, four including me.
02:40:42.000 And you're just sitting there smoking, drinking, talking shit, just like this.
02:40:47.000 But you're also fucking playing chess with over 50,000 different pieces you could utilize and create whatever the fuck you want with.
02:40:57.000 It's...
02:41:01.000 An amazing experience.
02:41:04.000 Okay.
02:41:05.000 I see it.
02:41:06.000 I see what you're saying.
02:41:07.000 Obviously, there's a large group of people that believe that as well, that agree with you.
02:41:12.000 I mean, it's a huge game.
02:41:13.000 It's huge.
02:41:14.000 It's the best game ever created.
02:41:16.000 What is the number one game that people are playing right now?
02:41:20.000 If you had to add in video games, chess, everything.
02:41:23.000 Right now?
02:41:23.000 What's the number one game?
02:41:25.000 Grand Theft Auto 5 or probably like Baldur's Gate is massive right now.
02:41:30.000 They had like 600,000 people right now.
02:41:34.000 But maybe Fortnite?
02:41:36.000 Yeah.
02:41:37.000 Fortnite's huge.
02:41:39.000 Still Fortnite's killing it.
02:41:41.000 Fortnite's been around a while now.
02:41:42.000 Yeah.
02:41:43.000 Right?
02:41:44.000 Look up, like, most concurrent players, Jamie.
02:41:49.000 Minecraft!
02:41:52.000 Minecraft or Roblox, probably.
02:41:55.000 Roblox?
02:41:56.000 Roblox.
02:41:56.000 Wait, we didn't do it the same.
02:41:59.000 Minecraft.
02:42:01.000 Roblox.
02:42:03.000 Yeah, Roblox is very popular with the kids.
02:42:06.000 Your kids play Roblox?
02:42:08.000 Yeah, they play Roblox.
02:42:08.000 How much money have you given to them for Robux?
02:42:12.000 Robux.
02:42:13.000 Yeah, for the Robux.
02:42:14.000 They're stealing Robux.
02:42:16.000 It's a fucking addictive game, though.
02:42:18.000 But all good games are very addictive.
02:42:20.000 That's the whole thing.
02:42:21.000 They're engaging.
02:42:22.000 And they're way more engaging than regular life.
02:42:24.000 If you're playing a game like Quake when you're running down these alleyways and people are shooting rockets at you, it's so stimulating.
02:42:32.000 But when I was done, I never felt good.
02:42:35.000 Like, I can play pool for hours, and when I'm done, I feel good.
02:42:38.000 I feel fine.
02:42:39.000 Like, I had fun.
02:42:40.000 But when I'm playing games, when it's over, I'm like, my body's all cracked out.
02:42:43.000 I'm like, yeah!
02:42:44.000 It's the same with beer pong.
02:42:46.000 Beer pong I can play forever.
02:42:48.000 Yeah, it's fun, right?
02:42:49.000 It's a physical thing you're doing.
02:42:51.000 Yeah, like pool is a very, it's a physical mental thing that you're doing, but there's something about video games that just stimulate your brain at high revs, just your first-person shooters and rocket launchers, and you're running around the map,
02:43:06.000 and you hear the guy behind you, and you're ducking this way, and jumping down, running, trying to get the health.
02:43:13.000 It's just so stimulating.
02:43:14.000 Yeah, it's right in your fucking face.
02:43:16.000 Yeah, and the visuals are so insane now.
02:43:18.000 The graphics are incredible.
02:43:20.000 Why do you think that VR isn't as big as it was...
02:43:29.000 I don't think you can force anything on people.
02:43:33.000 I don't think you can have some big marketing campaign and get people into something.
02:43:38.000 You just have to show that you have a product and find out how many people are interested in that product.
02:43:42.000 I mean, promote it for sure.
02:43:46.000 I don't think people want to wear that thing in their head.
02:43:48.000 No, sir.
02:43:49.000 And they also don't want to be, like, stuck in a house not knowing what's actually out there.
02:43:53.000 Oh, and, like, tripping over your dog?
02:43:55.000 Bumping the walls, stepping on your cat.
02:43:57.000 You know, like, you're just walking around there.
02:44:00.000 I think my baby tripped me on purpose the other day I was playing.
02:44:05.000 My friend Matt Serra, he plays a bunch of different games with VR, and, like, he had people over his house, and he was yelling and screaming in the other room, and his wife had to come in and say, shut the fuck up.
02:44:16.000 We have guests.
02:44:17.000 Yeah, we have guests.
02:44:17.000 And he's got this fucking helmet on and he's screaming and doing some wacky first-person shooter.
02:44:24.000 In VR? Yeah, in VR. I like to imagine that's a...
02:44:27.000 You hear stories about Prince's parties and how he'd have people over to his house but never see them.
02:44:33.000 Very, like, Great Gatsby style.
02:44:35.000 Oh, really?
02:44:35.000 And he would just buy, like, McDonald's fries for everybody and be like, check in on the intercom and be like...
02:44:40.000 I hope everybody's having fun.
02:44:42.000 That's so weird.
02:44:44.000 I like to imagine he had the first VR headset and he was just up in the fucking room cussing and yelling like that.
02:44:50.000 That's so weird.
02:44:53.000 At the end of the day, if you are exuberantly successful and you have that wealth, I can only imagine...
02:45:07.000 Like what some of these billionaire parties are like, you never see the fucker that throws it.
02:45:13.000 He's like, oh, I bought this house for this party.
02:45:15.000 I don't want to hang out with any of you motherfuckers.
02:45:18.000 I just want to show you that I can do this.
02:45:20.000 You know what I mean?
02:45:21.000 And how much joy does that...
02:45:24.000 Bring you!
02:45:25.000 You know what I mean?
02:45:26.000 It's weird!
02:45:27.000 Well, I've never been.
02:45:28.000 I've never been to a billionaire's party.
02:45:31.000 I've never been to a billionaire's party either.
02:45:33.000 Dana's gotta be getting up there, no?
02:45:35.000 Yeah, he's close.
02:45:36.000 He's probably worth half or more.
02:45:39.000 Maybe even more than that.
02:45:40.000 I don't know.
02:45:41.000 I don't know what his finances are, but he's very wealthy.
02:45:42.000 Wait, he doesn't tell you verbatim?
02:45:44.000 He doesn't send you tax statements?
02:45:46.000 I called him up the other day.
02:45:46.000 He didn't respond.
02:45:47.000 I asked him about his tax returns.
02:45:49.000 He is at a party.
02:45:50.000 But I know he fucking gambles a shitload, man.
02:45:53.000 He loves it.
02:45:54.000 But that's his thing.
02:45:56.000 He fucking loves it.
02:45:57.000 And he's good at it.
02:45:58.000 He wins a lot.
02:45:59.000 He loves it.
02:46:03.000 That's his fun.
02:46:04.000 He likes gambling.
02:46:05.000 He likes gambling high stakes.
02:46:06.000 For me, I'm not that rich.
02:46:09.000 But I've been lucky enough to experience wealth.
02:46:16.000 You know what I mean?
02:46:17.000 And be able to enjoy nicer stuff.
02:46:21.000 Yeah.
02:46:22.000 Going to, like, Vegas, at a certain point doing what you do, we talked about getting, like, you want to find...
02:46:36.000 It's kind of like a rush.
02:46:38.000 It's like you play for that kind of rush.
02:46:42.000 It's like, so you...
02:46:43.000 If you play...
02:46:45.000 Like, I go and I play, like...
02:46:47.000 Five dollar hands with my buddies and stuff.
02:46:49.000 But whenever, you know, all my friends leave and stuff, I wanna go and I wanna do like...
02:46:54.000 I want to play like $40,000 and spread it out across and I want to play.
02:47:00.000 You know what I mean?
02:47:01.000 Because it's so hard to get excited.
02:47:06.000 About five bucks.
02:47:08.000 Sure.
02:47:08.000 Right.
02:47:09.000 You know what I mean?
02:47:10.000 And that's how they fucking get you.
02:47:12.000 They really play to that ego and they're like, oh, you're hot shit.
02:47:17.000 Okay, come play.
02:47:18.000 Come play.
02:47:18.000 We would love to play with you.
02:47:20.000 Yeah.
02:47:22.000 You want your nuts to fucking tingle.
02:47:25.000 And you want to be like, oh man, I need an extra chair for my nuts, man.
02:47:29.000 And then you want to let it all fucking ride out.
02:47:32.000 I get it.
02:47:32.000 I was watching it.
02:47:33.000 I was watching them bet $60,000 a hand.
02:47:36.000 And my hands got clammy.
02:47:38.000 I was like, this is...
02:47:39.000 But whenever you win that, that rush is like fucking nothing else.
02:47:45.000 I don't gamble anymore.
02:47:47.000 I went to Vegas recently and I lost a fuck ton of money.
02:47:50.000 And somehow my Vegas trips always end up with me on the foot of my bed and I'm like, oh fuck.
02:47:56.000 Dude, what an idiot.
02:47:58.000 What a fucking asshole.
02:47:59.000 I play blackjack.
02:48:00.000 Yeah?
02:48:01.000 Yeah.
02:48:02.000 Are you a risk taker?
02:48:03.000 Are you a hit on 17 kind of guy?
02:48:05.000 No, not 17. 16 is debatable.
02:48:09.000 You know, people are like, oh, you got to stay on the 16. But you want to let it ride sometimes.
02:48:13.000 I don't know.
02:48:14.000 I usually let a 16 ride.
02:48:16.000 I usually just let it go because I'm like, there's no way.
02:48:20.000 God is either really fucking funny and he's like...
02:48:24.000 Because whenever I hit, I always bust, and then the next time they'll flip over...
02:48:29.000 A five?
02:48:29.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:48:31.000 And it's just like...
02:48:32.000 It's a cosmic joke, but it's so much fun.
02:48:36.000 It's too much fun.
02:48:38.000 That's the problem.
02:48:38.000 Exactly.
02:48:39.000 That's why I don't go play.
02:48:40.000 It's this weird, artificial hijacking of your human reward system.
02:48:45.000 It puts you in this position where you can choose the amount of threat and danger and the amount of victory.
02:48:54.000 You can choose.
02:48:57.000 What to engage in that's dangerous, but it doesn't have any physical consequences.
02:49:01.000 You just lose money.
02:49:03.000 Yeah, like that's my doing fucking pull-ups on the fucking building that is too tall.
02:49:10.000 It's ungodly.
02:49:11.000 It's ungodly.
02:49:13.000 That's exactly what it's like.
02:49:15.000 It's that same kind of rush, I think, of doing a very dangerous thing, like a wild thing.
02:49:19.000 But I think it's good now.
02:49:21.000 I don't know, like...
02:49:25.000 You see all the deals in the casino like, hey, you can talk to me.
02:49:34.000 You know what I mean?
02:49:35.000 Like if you have a problem, you know, like if you want to reach out and talk to somebody about how much you gamble...
02:49:44.000 There's all these pamphlets and brochures and I've never met anyone who's had to call one or never called one.
02:49:53.000 But I don't know.
02:49:54.000 I think that's a good thing and I don't know how helpful they are.
02:49:58.000 Probably very not.
02:50:00.000 Unless they have a bag of mushrooms for you.
02:50:03.000 Unless they have a fat bag of mushrooms.
02:50:06.000 I'd actually rather go do some fucking mushrooms.
02:50:08.000 And you guys go in the forest and you find out why you're into gambling.
02:50:12.000 Yeah, exactly.
02:50:12.000 That's what it is.
02:50:13.000 Then you break it all fucking down.
02:50:15.000 And then you'll stop gambling.
02:50:16.000 Yeah, man.
02:50:17.000 It's so stupid.
02:50:17.000 I don't gamble anymore.
02:50:19.000 I haven't been to Vegas in like...
02:50:21.000 Three days.
02:50:22.000 I haven't been to Vegas in like fucking four days.
02:50:25.000 I've never...
02:50:25.000 I very, very, very rarely gamble.
02:50:27.000 I was there once for a show that a friend of mine was doing.
02:50:30.000 I was riding with my wife.
02:50:31.000 We played a little bit of blackjack.
02:50:32.000 We played for like an hour.
02:50:34.000 I was like, this is kind of stupid.
02:50:35.000 Let's get out of here.
02:50:36.000 It's just...
02:50:36.000 I get it.
02:50:38.000 I get the rush.
02:50:39.000 I don't want to be a part of it.
02:50:40.000 I don't have any time.
02:50:41.000 It's not worth it anymore.
02:50:42.000 It's not worth it anymore.
02:50:44.000 I got no time for that.
02:50:45.000 Have you...
02:50:47.000 Since moving to this new building...
02:50:50.000 I had a thought, Papa.
02:50:51.000 Have you experienced any hauntings?
02:50:55.000 I am so glad you brought that up.
02:50:57.000 See, I can read him!
02:50:59.000 I knew it!
02:51:00.000 It's not about this building, but it's about where my club is.
02:51:03.000 Okay.
02:51:04.000 My club, I bought the Ritz Theater, which is an ancient theater, well, an old theater, a historic theater.
02:51:10.000 It's like 2,000 years old.
02:51:12.000 It's 1927. So it's been a pool hall.
02:51:17.000 It was like a nudie bar at one point or a nudie movie theater.
02:51:21.000 It was a rock and roll club.
02:51:24.000 Jimi Hendrix performed there.
02:51:25.000 There's a photo as you're getting towards the stage is a framed photo of Hendrix, not Hendrix, excuse me, Steve Ray Vaughn.
02:51:32.000 Steve Ray Vaughn on that stage in 1983. Oh, dude.
02:51:37.000 It's my favorite.
02:51:37.000 He's like my favorite.
02:51:39.000 He's the best guitar player of all time.
02:51:41.000 Except for Brad Paisley.
02:51:42.000 And Hendrix.
02:51:44.000 Hendrix is good.
02:51:45.000 Oh, how dare you.
02:51:46.000 I know.
02:51:46.000 I'm so sorry.
02:51:47.000 He's the pioneer now.
02:51:48.000 I know.
02:51:48.000 I know.
02:51:49.000 The shit that he did with sound.
02:51:51.000 But I guess I'm more of a control guy when it comes to tone.
02:51:57.000 His tone was impeccable.
02:51:59.000 But like I don't know like control is super like watching those like like Pat Metheny and like Eric Johnson and shit watch it.
02:52:07.000 Sorry to go off.
02:52:08.000 No, no, please I want to hear it because I mean I agree Steve Ray Vaughn was a master.
02:52:12.000 There's no ifs ands or buts about it.
02:52:14.000 He was amazing.
02:52:15.000 The point is there's a photo of him as you're walking towards the stage him on that stage in 1983 and Someone apparently I need to find this out fuck Google Murder at the Ritz Theater.
02:52:32.000 Because people that know the building are now telling me that at one point in time someone was murdered there on the second floor.
02:52:42.000 Supposedly.
02:52:43.000 I haven't even looked it up.
02:52:44.000 But I am bringing in Ghost Hunters.
02:52:49.000 To the building?
02:52:50.000 Yes.
02:52:50.000 Who?
02:52:51.000 Sam and Colby.
02:52:52.000 Those guys on YouTube.
02:52:53.000 I've had them on the podcast before.
02:52:55.000 They're kids.
02:52:57.000 Well, they're your age.
02:52:58.000 They go to these houses.
02:53:00.000 I called you a kid.
02:53:01.000 You're a big old beard.
02:53:02.000 You're a man, son.
02:53:03.000 I've been working.
02:53:04.000 It took me fucking 28 years to grow this goddammit joke, bro.
02:53:07.000 That's a serious fucking man beard, son.
02:53:09.000 That's a real beard.
02:53:10.000 I'm waiting for it to close up and then we're good.
02:53:12.000 But I'm going to have these guys bring in their equipment and go in there late at night and see what they find.
02:53:17.000 I haven't had anybody say that they've had anything weird happen yet.
02:53:20.000 But the building feels like it knows you're there.
02:53:24.000 It's like charged?
02:53:25.000 Well, it's old.
02:53:27.000 I think that things contain memories.
02:53:30.000 I think that's why people don't want to buy a house where someone was murdered in it.
02:53:34.000 It's a stone tape theory.
02:53:36.000 I'll show you a theory.
02:53:37.000 Give me it.
02:53:38.000 No, I mean, it's just that shit imprints with energy and history.
02:53:47.000 And I think that's totally true.
02:53:50.000 I mean, you can walk into a place...
02:53:52.000 You walk into a new house and it feels empty as fuck.
02:53:55.000 Yeah.
02:53:56.000 But you walk into an old house and you're like...
02:53:59.000 And that could just be...
02:54:02.000 You know, this is an old house.
02:54:04.000 Fuck.
02:54:04.000 There's got to be some history here.
02:54:06.000 This is a new house.
02:54:07.000 There's no history here.
02:54:08.000 This is completely Blake Slate.
02:54:09.000 But you feel it.
02:54:13.000 You feel it.
02:54:14.000 You're like, there's some shit that happened here, whether good or bad, or just families and families that had a natural family progression or a fucking house where the daughter, whatever, murdered everybody with an axe, whatever, you know?
02:54:31.000 But there's always, I don't know, you feel shit.
02:54:34.000 It's totally possible that things contain some kind of memory or some kind of feeling to them.
02:54:41.000 Something.
02:54:42.000 That's one of the interesting things about when you're in the woods is the indifference that you feel.
02:54:49.000 You feel nature's indifference to you.
02:54:52.000 That's one of the more humbling things.
02:54:54.000 That makes people feel uneasy.
02:54:55.000 Very uneasy.
02:54:56.000 Yeah.
02:54:57.000 But it's also because...
02:54:58.000 You stepped into a world that is just tooth and claw.
02:55:04.000 Fucking eats you a lot.
02:55:05.000 Yeah, and they're eating things around you all the time.
02:55:08.000 That's exactly how population is controlled.
02:55:10.000 There's predators around you all the time.
02:55:13.000 Eyes front.
02:55:14.000 Yeah, eyes front.
02:55:15.000 And there's an indifference when you're in the mountains.
02:55:18.000 There's this feeling of indifference that the mountains have to you that's very humbling.
02:55:22.000 It's very centering.
02:55:24.000 Dude, going to Utah and seeing the mountains, I'm like, fuck, dude.
02:55:28.000 I'm a fucking...
02:55:29.000 I'm a bug.
02:55:30.000 Yeah, you're a bug.
02:55:30.000 In the grand scheme of fucking everything, in the grand scheme of the universe, I'm an amoeba.
02:55:36.000 Yeah.
02:55:37.000 I'm so fucking small, and...
02:55:39.000 Try and be fucking as cool as you fucking can to people.
02:55:42.000 Be nice.
02:55:43.000 Yeah, you have control over that.
02:55:45.000 Exactly.
02:55:45.000 That's the only thing you have control over is how you treat other people.
02:55:49.000 It's the only thing.
02:55:50.000 Yeah.
02:55:51.000 And how you treat yourself.
02:55:53.000 That's a big one too.
02:55:54.000 Like some people, they treat other people so well and then they get someone in their life that really shouldn't be in their life and it's ruining it and they don't treat themselves well.
02:56:01.000 By extracting themselves from the situation.
02:56:04.000 There's that too.
02:56:06.000 But those mountains.
02:56:09.000 The woods, the mountains.
02:56:11.000 It's just like, fuck, it makes you think about that shit.
02:56:14.000 That's why you see the tail of the fucking hermit that is the smartest person you'll ever fucking meet but never sees anyone.
02:56:22.000 You know what I mean?
02:56:24.000 It's just like, it's so...
02:56:26.000 There's a beauty to that...
02:56:29.000 That part of the world, especially mountains, for some reason.
02:56:32.000 There's a beauty, like when the sun is coming up, and the sun is shining through the trees, and you see the green pastures, and you just, you look at it and you go, my god, this is beautiful!
02:56:42.000 It's like a feeling that you have, it's not like any other art form.
02:56:47.000 It's nature's art form.
02:56:49.000 But it has the same kind of feeling when you see like a beautiful piece of art.
02:56:53.000 There's this feeling of appreciation that people have for things that are beautiful.
02:56:58.000 And I think it's one of the only creatures on earth that probably has that.
02:57:02.000 I don't think we have any other animals on this earth that appreciate beauty the way we do.
02:57:12.000 It gives us a feeling.
02:57:14.000 We stare at it.
02:57:16.000 We're entranced by it.
02:57:18.000 We're entranced by beauty, physical beauty, people that are beautiful, things that are beautiful, art that's beautiful.
02:57:25.000 We have this massive fascination With beautiful things.
02:57:32.000 And when you see the beauty of nature, it's the most humbling of all of them.
02:57:36.000 The stars are the most humbling of all.
02:57:38.000 It's crazy.
02:57:38.000 I hate space.
02:57:40.000 You hate it?
02:57:41.000 I hate space.
02:57:42.000 I hate the stars.
02:57:42.000 I hate everything.
02:57:43.000 I know!
02:57:44.000 That's the fucking worst part.
02:57:46.000 That's the part that scares me.
02:57:47.000 That's the part that scares me.
02:57:49.000 You look at...
02:57:50.000 You look at, like...
02:57:53.000 All...
02:57:56.000 The near misses and all that shit.
02:58:00.000 Who knows if it's even real?
02:58:02.000 The part that scares me is we know nothing about it.
02:58:06.000 There's one...
02:58:07.000 There's one...
02:58:11.000 Company, or not company, but one organization that knows about it.
02:58:15.000 We don't really know about it.
02:58:17.000 You mean in terms of asteroids in space?
02:58:19.000 Yeah, or like NASA. NASA knows about it.
02:58:23.000 We don't know about it.
02:58:25.000 We go off of what they tell us.
02:58:28.000 And I think that's the scariest fucking part and I'll look at a star or it might be Mercury or it might be fucking Mars or whatever and it's so bright and I'm like, oh fuck, it's over.
02:58:39.000 Okay, fuck.
02:58:40.000 And then I look at it for a little bit for a couple minutes and I'm like, okay, it's not moving.
02:58:48.000 We're good.
02:58:50.000 It's scary.
02:58:51.000 That scares me.
02:58:53.000 I remember the whole 2012 deal.
02:58:56.000 Oh, December 21st, 2012?
02:58:59.000 I was in high school on the whole 2012 deal.
02:59:02.000 And I went to church for two weeks right before, because I was looking into all that shit.
02:59:08.000 And I was like, you know what?
02:59:09.000 I'm going to church.
02:59:11.000 Just in case that it fucking happens.
02:59:16.000 Just in case.
02:59:16.000 And I remember the day I was in school, and it was December 21st, 2012, and it started raining crazy.
02:59:23.000 And I was like, fuck, guys.
02:59:24.000 It's happening.
02:59:25.000 Yo, fuck, dude.
02:59:26.000 Oh, my God.
02:59:27.000 Fuck, dude.
02:59:28.000 But hey, I'm still here.
02:59:30.000 We're still here.
02:59:30.000 Yeah, I was surprised by that one.
02:59:33.000 I thought something was going to happen.
02:59:34.000 Did you buy into it?
02:59:35.000 Oh, yeah.
02:59:35.000 I had a license plate in my car.
02:59:37.000 It said, I think it said December 2021. That was my license plate.
02:59:42.000 DEC 2021. Yeah.
02:59:47.000 Or 2012, rather.
02:59:48.000 What did you think was going to happen?
02:59:50.000 It was either DEC 2021 or DEC 2012. I think it was 2012. What did you think was gonna happen?
02:59:59.000 Like, what theory did you- How old were you?
03:00:02.000 Um, how old was I in 2001?
03:00:05.000 I guess I was probably like 31 or 2 or something like that.
03:00:09.000 How old was I? I don't know.
03:00:11.000 You gotta go- I'd have to go back.
03:00:12.000 I'd have to do the math.
03:00:13.000 Jamie, how old was Joe Rogan in 2012?
03:00:16.000 Well, I'd have to think.
03:00:18.000 It was 11 years ago.
03:00:19.000 There you go.
03:00:20.000 No, no, no, no.
03:00:21.000 2012. No, yeah.
03:00:24.000 Yeah.
03:00:24.000 Oh, okay.
03:00:26.000 I'm thinking of 2001, because 2001 was another one.
03:00:29.000 Or 2000, Y2K. I got confused.
03:00:32.000 No, no, no.
03:00:33.000 Let me back up.
03:00:34.000 December 21st, 2012 was the one that was the end of the Mayan calendar.
03:00:39.000 That was the long calendar.
03:00:40.000 I think it was DEC 2012 was my last display.
03:00:45.000 But I was really worried, even more so, about the one in 2000, the Y2K one.
03:00:52.000 That was a weird one, where people thought that all the clocks were going to stop and all the computers won't work.
03:00:56.000 Well, how did they justify that?
03:00:58.000 They were saying that the programs, the computer programs that were running everything...
03:01:02.000 They would switch to twos?
03:01:03.000 Well, it's when it goes from 19s to twos.
03:01:07.000 The whole thing, apparently they were worried that it was going to have this ripple effect across the country and the stock market would crash and banks would dissolve.
03:01:16.000 Wild shit would happen.
03:01:17.000 The fucking power grid would go down.
03:01:19.000 It was mostly bullshit.
03:01:20.000 But everybody was terrified.
03:01:22.000 And me too.
03:01:23.000 I was on the phone with a friend of mine from New York.
03:01:26.000 Like, dude, we're going to ride this out together.
03:01:29.000 And then, you know, we were drinking.
03:01:31.000 I'm getting into archery.
03:01:33.000 We were on the phone.
03:01:33.000 He was drinking in New York and I was drinking in California while we were talking on the phone.
03:01:39.000 We talked for like three hours.
03:01:40.000 And then, they ain't shit happening, man.
03:01:42.000 Everything still works.
03:01:44.000 The fucking internet works.
03:01:45.000 Computers work.
03:01:46.000 TV works.
03:01:46.000 Everything's fine.
03:01:47.000 Well, I don't understand the logic.
03:01:50.000 I don't get it either.
03:01:51.000 I don't get the logic.
03:01:52.000 But I was, because I was, I was 95, so I was like five reading about I would see the paper on the counter and it'd be like, oh, Y2K, everything's fucking ending.
03:02:04.000 And I was like, oh my fucking god, mom, everything's fucking ending, all this shit.
03:02:08.000 But then you look back and it's like, why would the year changing over affect computers?
03:02:16.000 Like, why would it change?
03:02:17.000 It's just the way they were coded.
03:02:18.000 It's very primitive coding.
03:02:20.000 When they first started, the computers that run the power grids and all this other...
03:02:24.000 It's all zero and ones, though.
03:02:26.000 I don't understand it, man.
03:02:27.000 You're talking to the wrong dude.
03:02:28.000 Me, fucking too.
03:02:29.000 But from my perspective, I'm like, it's all zero and ones.
03:02:32.000 Why would...
03:02:33.000 Just because you have the app that says...
03:02:36.000 Not an app, but...
03:02:37.000 Here, Jamie, explain it to us.
03:02:38.000 Go on.
03:02:38.000 I don't have an explanation, but it's, I mean, you're on it.
03:02:42.000 It's just other countries didn't do it, which I didn't know that.
03:02:45.000 They didn't have any precautions.
03:02:46.000 They didn't talk about Y2K? No, they talked about it.
03:02:48.000 Everyone talked about it.
03:02:49.000 But they didn't do anything to do with it.
03:02:51.000 The U.S. spent a bunch of money.
03:02:52.000 It's probably a scam.
03:02:53.000 That's what it sounds like to me.
03:02:54.000 It's monkey pox, bro.
03:02:56.000 Because it doesn't make sense.
03:02:57.000 It's literally a fucking widget.
03:02:59.000 It's a fucking widget on your fucking computer that tells you what year it is.
03:03:04.000 Yeah.
03:03:05.000 The smartest people in the world can be like, well, we didn't change any of the fucking code on the fucking computer.
03:03:13.000 Why would it fuck anything up just because the widget says that it's 2000?
03:03:18.000 Yeah.
03:03:19.000 What they were saying, I guess, further up with that, like power plants, for instance, have a whole bunch of automated things and those were in threat.
03:03:29.000 That's it.
03:03:30.000 But for what?
03:03:31.000 Just take the date out of it.
03:03:33.000 It's zeros and ones.
03:03:34.000 It's zeros and ones.
03:03:35.000 It still is.
03:03:36.000 You're so smart.
03:03:37.000 You should work for them.
03:03:38.000 That's true.
03:03:39.000 Because they scared us all.
03:03:40.000 I wonder if it was all bullshit and they just wanted a reason why they could be.
03:03:44.000 It has to be.
03:03:44.000 It has to be.
03:03:45.000 I wouldn't be shocked if it was just something to sell newspapers and The media pumped it up and made it a big thing and talked to the biggest fear mongers and got everybody fucking terrified of it.
03:03:55.000 It has to be.
03:03:56.000 Because then I was so scared, but now I'm like, why?
03:03:59.000 It doesn't even make any sense.
03:04:01.000 So December 21st, 2012, I thought something was going to happen.
03:04:04.000 And maybe something did.
03:04:07.000 Maybe in the greater scheme of time, as we look back on the changing of the eras of humanity, maybe that's when we began our cultural slide.
03:04:17.000 Joe, I think about that a lot.
03:04:25.000 They sort of charted out the eras of civilizations, and that civilizations would go through these periods, and then they would have these rebuildings, and then they'd get soft, they would fall apart, and then there was these things.
03:04:37.000 That's that 400-year cycle.
03:04:38.000 Yeah, the Kali Yuga.
03:04:40.000 And that's where we're at now, the age of confusion.
03:04:43.000 It seems like that makes sense to me.
03:04:46.000 It seems like when you have people, like the World War II guys with the fucking guns on acid, it's a different breed of human.
03:04:53.000 Those trench warfare guys, that's a different breed of human being.
03:04:57.000 Naughty boys just fucking smoking cigarettes in the fucking trenches and if I see a motherfucker, I'm stabbing him.
03:05:05.000 It's crazy.
03:05:06.000 Crazy.
03:05:07.000 Just living your life like that.
03:05:08.000 But now war's not even like that.
03:05:11.000 Well, it is in Ukraine.
03:05:12.000 War is so...
03:05:13.000 Well, now it's fucking drones.
03:05:15.000 Yeah, but there's a lot of fucking actual gunfights in Ukraine that you can watch on Telegram now.
03:05:20.000 The crazy thing is the guns they're using.
03:05:24.000 The guns they're using are like...
03:05:26.000 World War II guns and they had a gun that was electronically operated that they soldered on a trigger and a grip to and a stock on so they could use that gun.
03:05:42.000 It's just crazy the resources that they're using right now.
03:05:47.000 It's just scary that there's a ground war.
03:05:52.000 It's going on right now between two countries that used to be a part of the same union.
03:05:57.000 It's fucking scary, man.
03:05:59.000 It's crazy.
03:06:00.000 Because I think when people get through wars, when they get through like a civilization gets through an era, they have this feeling like a lesson was learned.
03:06:10.000 I don't think we learn our lessons, especially when there's a lot of money involved in continuing the same kind of behavior.
03:06:16.000 And I think that's where we find ourselves right now.
03:06:19.000 And that's where the people that are very alarmed by this and they're really scared by this, I think they're right.
03:06:23.000 This is the time to be very alarmed because it just seems people are way too casual about wanting this to happen and wanting us to fund this and beat Russia and all this whole craziness of war.
03:06:38.000 It's so complicated, too, with the UN and NATO. It's so complicated.
03:06:45.000 All of it is like there's so much going on.
03:06:49.000 Well, they're trying to play magic the fucking gathering.
03:06:52.000 Right.
03:06:52.000 In the fucking world with real fucking people.
03:06:55.000 Right.
03:06:55.000 And this doesn't just affect Ukraine or Russia.
03:06:59.000 This affects...
03:07:00.000 Yes.
03:07:01.000 Everything.
03:07:02.000 Everything.
03:07:03.000 If they start nuking each other, oh my god.
03:07:06.000 Oh, it's over.
03:07:06.000 Joe, it's over.
03:07:07.000 Oh my god.
03:07:08.000 It's over.
03:07:09.000 Oh my god.
03:07:11.000 It's one nuke, it's over.
03:07:13.000 Yeah.
03:07:13.000 One nuke, it's over.
03:07:14.000 And the nukes that we have today, we saw what they did to Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
03:07:19.000 Those are a fraction of the power that they have now.
03:07:22.000 These things are obliterators.
03:07:25.000 Not only a fraction of the power, but the amount that we have in this fucking world today.
03:07:31.000 And they have supersonic missiles now.
03:07:33.000 They have supersonic missiles that can change direction.
03:07:36.000 So they're going towards Miami and they hook a left.
03:07:40.000 Yeah, and then the fucking Poseidon, too.
03:07:43.000 The Poseidon missile will cause a tsunami.
03:07:46.000 Jesus Christ.
03:07:48.000 They'll shoot a missile that'll fucking...
03:07:53.000 The B-83, the largest deployed U.S. nuclear warhead, is equivalent to 80 Hiroshima-sized bombs.
03:08:00.000 Holy fuck.
03:08:02.000 That shit is crazy.
03:08:04.000 You can see if you hold your hand up.
03:08:06.000 Look at that number.
03:08:08.000 The U.S. nuclear arsenal has 5,244 nuclear weapons.
03:08:13.000 Had a total yield of 857.6 megatons or the equivalent of 57,173 Hiroshima-sized bombs.
03:08:24.000 By the way, that's like half of the explosion on Mars.
03:08:30.000 Allegedly.
03:08:31.000 Imagine if that's what happened.
03:08:34.000 Can you look up the Poseidon missile, Jamie, please?
03:08:39.000 Could you imagine if that is what we find out about Mars?
03:08:43.000 How crazy would that be?
03:08:44.000 And maybe that's why the aliens visit us.
03:08:46.000 How crazy would that be?
03:08:47.000 To warn us or whatever?
03:08:49.000 To try to halt it?
03:08:50.000 The Russian one or...?
03:08:51.000 I don't know if it's Russian or Chinese, but...
03:08:55.000 It says it's real.
03:08:57.000 A Poseidon.
03:08:58.000 Poseidon may exist only as a...
03:09:00.000 What is it?
03:09:01.000 Okay, so while some reports claim that Russia's Poseidon missile may exist only as a propaganda scheme, experts generally agree that the system is very real and has received significant resources from the Russian Armed Forces, although many details remain unknown.
03:09:17.000 So yeah, dude, if they decide to vaporize...
03:09:20.000 It's a U.S. Navy nuclear-armed submarine-launched ballistic missile system.
03:09:27.000 I don't know.
03:09:28.000 What is that?
03:09:29.000 That's Wikipedia.
03:09:31.000 I was trying to see which one.
03:09:32.000 I think they're probably different with this one.
03:09:34.000 It shoots a wave out.
03:09:39.000 Wow.
03:09:44.000 Intercontinental nuclear power, nuclear arm system, autonomous torpedoes.
03:09:48.000 It's very slow, but it's possibly unstoppable.
03:09:50.000 I don't like how that's in bold.
03:09:53.000 Possibly unstoppable.
03:09:56.000 As much as they lie to us, I think that's probably 100% unstoppable.
03:09:59.000 Russia maintains that it can be used as a tactical nuclear weapon against warships.
03:10:03.000 High-value targets would include aircraft carriers.
03:10:06.000 This is harder to rationalize than the second-strike nuclear deterrence role, but is a constant theme.
03:10:12.000 Ever since it was first revealed in November 2015, then known as Status 6, it's been described as a multi-role system.
03:10:19.000 That's a scary status six.
03:10:21.000 What the fuck does that mean?
03:10:23.000 Dude, there's people out there playing.
03:10:25.000 You just said it right.
03:10:26.000 There's people out there playing Magic the Gathering with real human beings.
03:10:30.000 That's what war is, man.
03:10:32.000 And that's the weird thing about war in this age where people are starting.
03:10:36.000 We're more connected now than we've ever been before.
03:10:38.000 And so we realize, like, it doesn't make any sense that we're being led by these leaders that have us...
03:10:45.000 Fighting over territorial swaths of land and control of resources.
03:10:48.000 It doesn't make sense.
03:10:49.000 Or just like, my religion's right, yours is not.
03:10:51.000 I'm right, you're wrong.
03:10:53.000 We're gonna fuck everything up or try to.
03:10:56.000 As the world becomes more globally oriented and realizing that there's just people, there's people in India, there's just people in China, there's people in Russia, the problem is who they're led by.
03:11:07.000 And when they lead you into this position and control the population to position where they can't do anything other than the will of the leaders.
03:11:15.000 Yeah, I'll take one.
03:11:16.000 Thank you.
03:11:16.000 Yes, sir.
03:11:18.000 That's where...
03:11:19.000 I mean, that seems like...
03:11:22.000 The only positive direction that I see moving forward is that people think about the world as one place now more.
03:11:29.000 I don't think people are as nationally centric as they used to be.
03:11:32.000 We're paying attention to shit that's going on in Australia.
03:11:34.000 We're paying attention to shit that's going on in Hong Kong.
03:11:37.000 You know, people are really paying attention to the world now that I don't think they did as much in the 1950s or the 1960s.
03:11:45.000 I think with the internet, I think people are very tuned in to all kinds of weird shit that's happening everywhere.
03:11:51.000 And that's an interesting thing because, I don't know, would you ever consider living in another country?
03:12:01.000 I would have said Canada up until recently.
03:12:05.000 Now Canada's fucking falling apart.
03:12:07.000 All the shit that they did during COVID was just...
03:12:10.000 The total wrong direction.
03:12:12.000 The trucker convoy, when they froze people's bank assets.
03:12:17.000 You can't make honking your horns illegal.
03:12:18.000 Bro, they froze people's bank accounts that donated money to the convoy.
03:12:23.000 That's crazy.
03:12:25.000 That's crazy.
03:12:28.000 Peaceful protest, which everybody's supposed to be all about.
03:12:31.000 These people that were protesting COVID vaccine mandates and the lockdowns.
03:12:37.000 And they...
03:12:40.000 They fucking went after the people that donated.
03:12:43.000 Which is crazy.
03:12:44.000 Yeah.
03:12:45.000 And you can track all that shit.
03:12:46.000 Yeah.
03:12:47.000 Well, they track everything.
03:12:48.000 They shut their bank accounts down, man.
03:12:49.000 That's crazy, man.
03:12:51.000 You can't buy fucking a piece of toast.
03:12:53.000 That makes people self-censor.
03:12:55.000 And that's the terrifying aspect of that.
03:12:58.000 And that's the thing that people won't...
03:13:00.000 It's not that big of a deal.
03:13:01.000 They gave them their bank accounts back eventually.
03:13:03.000 Look, that's sending a very...
03:13:04.000 Eventually?
03:13:05.000 What does that even fucking mean?
03:13:07.000 What does that mean?
03:13:07.000 It's sending a very clear message.
03:13:10.000 That they can fuck with you in ways that you probably hadn't thought about before.
03:13:13.000 They can fuck with your money.
03:13:15.000 They can close your bank down.
03:13:16.000 Never even thought about it.
03:13:17.000 Never even thought about it.
03:13:18.000 So how do you feel about the government's digital currency that they're No fucking way.
03:13:26.000 No way.
03:13:27.000 That's what I think.
03:13:28.000 I think that's checkmate.
03:13:29.000 That's game over.
03:13:30.000 That is fucking checkmate.
03:13:31.000 Because if they apply that to a social credit score, if they decide somehow or another that you need some social credit score system and it's for the benefit of society, and they outline that they can track your behavior and your tweets and all your things, and you get a score.
03:13:47.000 Already doing that.
03:13:48.000 They just haven't released the fucking report cards.
03:13:51.000 They didn't send the report cards home to the parents yet.
03:13:57.000 Everything is already imprinted.
03:14:00.000 Everything is already tracked.
03:14:01.000 Everything is already there.
03:14:03.000 We just haven't given a denomination to it.
03:14:04.000 They just can't control you to the same extent that they would like.
03:14:07.000 And what they would like to do is to be able to strip you of your money.
03:14:11.000 And to be able to lock you down.
03:14:12.000 And then make sure that you comply so that all the other people also comply because they don't want to be stripped of their money.
03:14:18.000 They don't want everything they work for just be taken away instantly overnight and be powerless.
03:14:22.000 No one to call.
03:14:23.000 No one's going to answer your phone.
03:14:25.000 They just decided you fucked up and the rules are the rules.
03:14:28.000 And so then where does that money go?
03:14:30.000 Who takes your money?
03:14:31.000 And that's when people start profiting off of confiscating people's It's going to be a real fucking problem.
03:14:41.000 Well, it's not all fucking currency is digital.
03:14:45.000 Yeah, but the idea of them controlling all of the money.
03:14:49.000 And it's all unilateral.
03:14:50.000 It's all the same fucking thing.
03:14:52.000 It's all the same fucking thing.
03:14:53.000 That's a problem.
03:14:54.000 And here's the problem, I think, is that people are going to do it.
03:15:00.000 Due to convenience of it.
03:15:01.000 Yeah.
03:15:02.000 No one wants to carry around cash anymore.
03:15:05.000 Cash is gone.
03:15:06.000 No one wants to carry around cash anymore.
03:15:08.000 I saw a video of a lady paying for her groceries with her fingerprint at Whole Foods.
03:15:13.000 Can I see this?
03:15:14.000 Yeah, she used her handprint.
03:15:16.000 You can do it here.
03:15:18.000 You can do it here?
03:15:18.000 You got it?
03:15:19.000 Wait, Amazon controls it.
03:15:22.000 With your hand?
03:15:23.000 With your handprint.
03:15:23.000 I've seen it at the cash out here.
03:15:24.000 I didn't do it.
03:15:25.000 You just walk up, your hand hovers over this thing, it takes a photo of your hand, and you pay.
03:15:32.000 Why?
03:15:33.000 Why?
03:15:35.000 Why?
03:15:37.000 Why?
03:15:37.000 People want their handprint in a database just in case they murder somebody.
03:15:41.000 This is crazy!
03:15:44.000 This is crazy.
03:15:45.000 One scan does it all.
03:15:47.000 Amazon One simplifies everyday interactions.
03:15:50.000 It's a free contact service that lets you use your palm to pay, enter, or identify yourself.
03:15:57.000 Wow.
03:15:58.000 You remember it was microchips.
03:16:00.000 Yeah.
03:16:00.000 So now you don't even need a fucking microchip.
03:16:03.000 You can just fucking use your pube hairs.
03:16:06.000 They had a store in Ohio where I don't think you leave with stuff, but you just tell them what you want, and then they just send it to you.
03:16:14.000 Well, now they have like honor system stuff in airports and stuff.
03:16:19.000 Really?
03:16:20.000 Where it's like you go and you pick up what you get and then you leave the money.
03:16:27.000 You swipe your card, all this shit.
03:16:28.000 There's no employees in the whole store.
03:16:30.000 That's crazy.
03:16:31.000 It's a little kiosk.
03:16:32.000 You go pick up your chips, you pick up your drink, you pick up whatever you get.
03:16:35.000 They're just hoping people don't steal.
03:16:36.000 Your sandwich?
03:16:37.000 Yep.
03:16:38.000 Wow.
03:16:39.000 That seems like it's not going to work out.
03:16:40.000 I don't know.
03:16:41.000 I don't know how these are working.
03:16:43.000 It's probably better to pay someone 15 bucks an hour to stand there and make sure you don't steal.
03:16:46.000 Just one guy.
03:16:47.000 Just one guy at least.
03:16:49.000 One guy.
03:16:49.000 But now I guess you can't...
03:16:51.000 And I understand it completely because what if the employee gets hurt or what if someone gets hurt in the situation?
03:16:59.000 But shoplifting is huge because now all these companies have policies to where it's like...
03:17:05.000 Yeah.
03:17:05.000 If anything happens, you don't even say anything to the guy stealing.
03:17:09.000 You're not even allowed to stop them.
03:17:11.000 People get fired for trying to stop them.
03:17:14.000 Don't even say like, hey dude, don't fucking steal.
03:17:17.000 I see what's in your fucking shirt.
03:17:18.000 Don't even do that.
03:17:20.000 Wasn't there a story recently where a woman got beat up and then they fired her because she was trying to stop the shoplifters?
03:17:27.000 I mean, it's all a liability thing.
03:17:31.000 It's a liability issue.
03:17:35.000 The company doesn't want to be liable.
03:17:39.000 68-year-old woman has her job back after she was fired.
03:17:43.000 Public outrage works.
03:17:44.000 After she was fired last month for attempting to stop shoplifters at a Lowe's store in Georgia.
03:17:50.000 June 25th, three suspects loaded over $2,000 worth of merchandise into a shopping cart.
03:17:55.000 Left Lowe's store without paying, police said.
03:17:57.000 And I think she tried to stop him.
03:17:58.000 I think they beat her up, too.
03:18:01.000 Which is even sadder.
03:18:02.000 68-year-old lady.
03:18:03.000 Yeah, these guys are such pieces of shit.
03:18:05.000 They beat up an old lady, and then that lady got fired.
03:18:09.000 That's crazy.
03:18:10.000 I'm happy she got her job back.
03:18:11.000 Me too, but she probably doesn't want it.
03:18:13.000 I don't want to work at Lowe's anymore.
03:18:15.000 Yeah, she should probably sue.
03:18:16.000 I want to work at corporate, goddammit.
03:18:18.000 It'd probably be better if they sued her, or if she sued them, right?
03:18:21.000 She would have got a nice, fat payday.
03:18:23.000 That's ridiculous.
03:18:24.000 And suing is getting crazy, too.
03:18:26.000 But in that situation, I'm kind of on her side.
03:18:29.000 Look, I know it's not even your shit.
03:18:32.000 I know it's not your shit.
03:18:33.000 Right.
03:18:34.000 But you have...
03:18:36.000 I don't know, if you enjoy your job or what you do just a little bit, if you have friends at the store, if you have anything, it's like, you don't gotta take that shit.
03:18:50.000 Like, don't take that shit.
03:18:51.000 I know it's not my shit.
03:18:53.000 I know it's, you know, the big head shit.
03:18:57.000 But it's like you have an inclination to kind of like protect it.
03:19:01.000 It's kind of like you do this every day.
03:19:03.000 It used to be what people always did.
03:19:04.000 It's every day.
03:19:05.000 It used to be someone would always stop someone from shoplifting.
03:19:08.000 There's always a security guard at a store to keep people from shoplifting.
03:19:11.000 It was normal.
03:19:12.000 Now people just run in in large groups and they just snatch everything and smash glass and steal all those fucking watches and everyone just has to stand there.
03:19:22.000 You just go out.
03:19:22.000 You walk out.
03:19:23.000 You can't do that because it literally encourages crime because there's very little repercussions.
03:19:30.000 Yeah.
03:19:30.000 It's crazy that people are going with that.
03:19:33.000 It's just, you know, if you wanted to be a full-on conspiracy theorist, you would say, this is someone trying to destabilize society.
03:19:39.000 And that's the way to do it.
03:19:41.000 The way to destabilize society is make things as lawless as possible.
03:19:44.000 And then people will do whatever they need to do in order to bring back some semblance of normalcy.
03:19:52.000 What do I have to do?
03:19:53.000 What rights do I have to give up?
03:19:54.000 What do I have to give up?
03:19:55.000 I'll do it.
03:19:56.000 Well, you've got to submit to the one-world currency.
03:19:59.000 Yeah.
03:20:01.000 And then...
03:20:02.000 For real?
03:20:02.000 Yeah.
03:20:03.000 That might...
03:20:03.000 Look, it's...
03:20:04.000 If you wanted to look at a long-term engineering product, you could...
03:20:08.000 A project, rather.
03:20:09.000 You could...
03:20:10.000 If you had enough resources, and you were clever enough, and you planned this out enough, you could engineer the downfall of a society.
03:20:17.000 And you would do it by infecting the universities and entrenching them in a ridiculous, unsupportable ideology and then have people go out in the world with that ideology and think this is a rational way To live life and to run the world.
03:20:36.000 And then while you're doing that, you're also setting it up so that you have less people get arrested for things, more people get released from prison for things.
03:20:47.000 There would be a bunch of different ways that you could destabilize society.
03:20:52.000 But one of the best ones would be to encourage crime.
03:20:55.000 If you wanted to somehow or another, you could do it under the guise of making it more fair for all these people that get arrested, making it more fair for, you know, nobody wants to be racist, you just say it's racial injustice and just let more violent criminals out onto the street.
03:21:10.000 If you wanted to destabilize society, it's not saying that prison reform isn't hugely necessary.
03:21:16.000 It is, for sure.
03:21:17.000 They need to do a way better job of trying to rehabilitate people as well instead of just incarcerating them.
03:21:22.000 Fuck yeah.
03:21:24.000 Letting people out that are violent criminals seems like what I would do if I was trying to destabilize society.
03:21:31.000 I think an easier way, here's what I would do.
03:21:34.000 What would you do if you were an evil dictator?
03:21:36.000 I would just say, I would just shut everybody's shit down and say it was an attack from another country.
03:21:43.000 If New York or LA collapses, the rest of the world follows suit.
03:21:51.000 So, talk about a lot.
03:21:54.000 Only, like, fucking 3% of your money is actually real.
03:21:57.000 The rest is fucking a digital number.
03:22:00.000 And we saw it with the banks collapsing, all these smaller banks.
03:22:05.000 But the payout is $250,000.
03:22:09.000 You're insured.
03:22:10.000 Your money is insured.
03:22:11.000 You could have a billion dollars in this bank.
03:22:15.000 You're paid out $250,000.
03:22:18.000 And then where'd the rest of that money go?
03:22:20.000 Where the fuck did it go?
03:22:22.000 All you need to say is, if someone goes in or someone tries to order Postmates on their phone, just say, uh, your card's actually not working.
03:22:33.000 Your card's been declined.
03:22:34.000 Everyone's cards get declined at the same fucking time.
03:22:37.000 People are gonna fucking cannibalize themselves within a week.
03:22:40.000 Yeah.
03:22:41.000 And just say, it's not, I don't, we don't know who's doing it, but this was an outside attack.
03:22:46.000 Yeah.
03:22:47.000 All it takes is, because everything is so digital now, it takes nothing, just like you mentioned in Canada, where they're like, okay, people who donated to these guys are getting their bank accounts shut off.
03:23:00.000 Imagine that happened to an entire major city.
03:23:04.000 Yeah.
03:23:05.000 Well, have you ever looked into how vulnerable- It would be anarchy everywhere.
03:23:09.000 Have you ever looked into how vulnerable the power grid is?
03:23:13.000 I know how vulnerable it is because in Utah, not even the power grid, but for internet.
03:23:20.000 So a disgruntled employee took an axe to a box and shut down the whole fucking place's fucking, like my whole entire side.
03:23:32.000 I live in Cottonwood Heights in Utah and The whole shit went out because some guy was just mad and he just took a fucking axe to a box!
03:23:45.000 That's crazy.
03:23:46.000 And shut everybody's internet off.
03:23:48.000 And it sucks.
03:23:49.000 Wow.
03:23:49.000 It sucks, because I like internet.
03:23:51.000 I like having internet.
03:23:52.000 I gotta watch the fucking Joe Rogan experience.
03:23:56.000 Wow.
03:23:58.000 It's that vulnerable.
03:23:59.000 And it's crazy that he knew how to do it and not get electrocuted.
03:24:03.000 If you had a box and it's filled with wires and you got an axe, wouldn't you assume you're going to die?
03:24:09.000 I don't know how it goes.
03:24:10.000 I don't know how it goes either.
03:24:12.000 I mean...
03:24:14.000 All I know is I didn't have fucking Wi-Fi for fucking four days.
03:24:21.000 Do you think Wi-Fi's bad for you?
03:24:23.000 I don't know.
03:24:24.000 That's a good question.
03:24:25.000 I remember, uh-oh, COVID's caused by Wi-Fi, all this shit.
03:24:29.000 5G. Yeah, 5G. 5G, yeah.
03:24:32.000 But I don't know.
03:24:33.000 What is interesting is seeing those little boxes pop up around everywhere disguised as palm trees in California and just kind of scattered around in New York.
03:24:43.000 The cell phone towers?
03:24:44.000 I don't know.
03:24:45.000 Are they cell phone towers?
03:24:46.000 Yeah.
03:24:47.000 They look like fake trees.
03:24:49.000 Yeah.
03:24:49.000 They have these little square things on them or these rectangular things on them.
03:24:53.000 But...
03:24:55.000 Smaller, like, deployable variants of it, I guess.
03:24:59.000 Because how big is the cell phone tower?
03:25:01.000 It's big.
03:25:02.000 They're pretty big.
03:25:02.000 I think they probably vary in size, too, though.
03:25:05.000 They're probably like a lot of other things if it's dealing with a lot of...
03:25:08.000 You know what's really crazy about cell phones?
03:25:10.000 If you're in a place where too many people are using them, yours doesn't work.
03:25:13.000 Yeah.
03:25:14.000 You ever experience that?
03:25:14.000 At the concerts, they don't work.
03:25:16.000 That's wild.
03:25:17.000 That is wild.
03:25:17.000 Why is it?
03:25:18.000 Because there's not enough juice for everybody.
03:25:20.000 They're kind of overselling.
03:25:21.000 Not enough bandwidth.
03:25:21.000 Yeah, they're overselling.
03:25:24.000 Are we running out of bandwidth?
03:25:26.000 Well, there is.
03:25:27.000 If you have a concert and you have 20,000 people in an arena and you try to get on your phone, like I experience it at the UFC all the time.
03:25:35.000 I can't get text messages.
03:25:37.000 They just don't come through sometimes.
03:25:39.000 It depends on the place.
03:25:41.000 Even if you're on the venue Wi-Fi or whatever.
03:25:44.000 You'd have to get on the venue Wi-Fi, then you'd probably be okay.
03:25:47.000 But when you're just trying to use straight cellular, a lot of times at those places, there's just too many people on the line.
03:25:51.000 But still, I notice how it works before everybody comes to the shows and I'm taking a shit.
03:25:56.000 And it works fine.
03:25:57.000 And it works great.
03:25:58.000 And then when everybody comes and I'm still on the Wi-Fi and I got to shit before the show because I don't want to shit my pants on stage...
03:26:05.000 It doesn't work as well.
03:26:07.000 Yeah.
03:26:09.000 Joe, I got a 10-1 real quick.
03:26:10.000 Yeah.
03:26:11.000 Do you want to wrap this up, man?
03:26:12.000 We've been going for like three hours.
03:26:14.000 I'm good to go whenever you want.
03:26:15.000 Shall we wrap it up?
03:26:16.000 Sure.
03:26:17.000 How long are we going, Jamie?
03:26:19.000 Three and a half hours.
03:26:21.000 I'll let you get the fuck out of here.
03:26:22.000 I'm having a great time.
03:26:23.000 You want to keep going?
03:26:24.000 I would love to.
03:26:24.000 All right, let's keep going.
03:26:25.000 I would love to.
03:26:25.000 We'll pee and come back.
03:26:26.000 All right.
03:26:27.000 Yay.
03:26:31.000 I'm having a great fucking time.
03:26:32.000 I am too.
03:26:34.000 I always had the best fucking time.
03:26:35.000 Look, I got the greatest jobs in the world.
03:26:40.000 This is one of the best ones, just to be able to hang out with people.
03:26:42.000 I don't think a lot of people do this anymore, where they just hang out and talk.
03:26:47.000 Everybody hangs out and talks and looks at their phone, hangs out and talks and talks to someone else.
03:26:52.000 But it's an interesting thing when you just hang out and just talk to someone for hours at a time.
03:26:57.000 You really get to see how they think.
03:27:01.000 It's nice.
03:27:02.000 It's a fun thing to do, man.
03:27:04.000 I enjoy the shit out of it.
03:27:07.000 Well, I enjoy being on your show.
03:27:09.000 I enjoy having you.
03:27:10.000 And I enjoy...
03:27:11.000 You have been so fucking kind to me.
03:27:14.000 This is my second time.
03:27:16.000 How many second timers you got?
03:27:17.000 Quite a few.
03:27:18.000 Cool.
03:27:19.000 Yeah.
03:27:19.000 Well, I want to go for three.
03:27:20.000 Bro, you can come on every month.
03:27:23.000 I don't give a fuck.
03:27:24.000 I'm actually sleeping in a mattress in the back of...
03:27:26.000 Come hang out.
03:27:27.000 Park that tour bus out back.
03:27:29.000 We're good, dude.
03:27:30.000 Yeah, thank you for letting me park that.
03:27:31.000 Oh, anytime.
03:27:31.000 It's dope.
03:27:32.000 I love that you have a tour bus.
03:27:34.000 It's actually...
03:27:34.000 And it doesn't have Bert Kreischer's face on it.
03:27:36.000 Who's that?
03:27:37.000 It's a joke.
03:27:40.000 My friend Bert Kreischer.
03:27:41.000 He's got a tour bus with his face on it.
03:27:43.000 It's very discreet.
03:27:46.000 He's a discreet kind of guy.
03:27:49.000 Yeah, I don't know.
03:27:49.000 Funny dude.
03:27:50.000 It's amazing because I was on...
03:27:52.000 Sorry, Travis, if you don't want me talking about this.
03:27:56.000 But I've been on Travis Barker's tour bus for a long time.
03:28:04.000 And, um, now I'm on...
03:28:06.000 She's an artist, and, uh, she let me use her tour bus this time.
03:28:13.000 And the difference between a dude's tour bus and a lady's tour bus is, like, fucking night and day.
03:28:21.000 I remember the first time I got on the tour bus, Travis's tour bus, and, um...
03:28:28.000 I go and lay back.
03:28:30.000 It was after the first show.
03:28:32.000 Because I went and checked it out before, and I was like, oh, this is really nice.
03:28:36.000 And then I go back the first day, or after the first show, and go lay down.
03:28:42.000 And then I close the door.
03:28:44.000 It's all like on the hydraulic doors.
03:28:46.000 And so it closes, and there's a mirror on the door, and there's a picture here.
03:28:50.000 And it looks like a guy, like, laying down Like a mermaid, like a mermaid pose, kind of like this, looking back on the bed.
03:29:02.000 And I get up, and I'm like, what the fuck is that?
03:29:08.000 And...
03:29:14.000 And I get up, and I look closer, and it's Tommy Lee butt-ass naked on the bed, and he says, enjoy the bus, fucker.
03:29:23.000 And I'm like, yo, this is fucking crazy.
03:29:26.000 So that's how I kicked off a couple of my tours.
03:29:29.000 That's hilarious.
03:29:29.000 But not on this bus.
03:29:31.000 The fridge is pink and works and everything.
03:29:34.000 Travis, your bus is absolutely beautiful.
03:29:37.000 But yeah, it's nice.
03:29:39.000 It's nice.
03:29:39.000 And for whenever the baby and the lady are on the bus...
03:29:43.000 There's like a nice vanity mirror out back for them.
03:29:46.000 My only fear of buses is that you're on the highway.
03:29:50.000 Yeah.
03:29:51.000 And I see too many fucking accident videos.
03:29:53.000 It's fucking scary.
03:29:54.000 It's easy to flip those fuckers.
03:29:56.000 Yeah.
03:29:57.000 I watched this crazy video the other day of this car, rear ends this car, And they stop in traffic, and then this semi rear-ends them.
03:30:11.000 It can't stop and it's trying to change lanes because these guys bumped into each other on the highway.
03:30:16.000 They decided to stop.
03:30:18.000 And then this semi comes through and obliterates them.
03:30:21.000 I'm like, Jesus!
03:30:24.000 It's so heavy.
03:30:25.000 Whoo!
03:30:26.000 It's so much weight and force.
03:30:29.000 When you watch the semi hit the cars, the cars just disintegrate.
03:30:33.000 It's a big vehicle.
03:30:35.000 It's so massive.
03:30:38.000 And then it goes flipping off this fucking side of the guardrail and it's just, Jesus.
03:30:43.000 So that's the thing with me about the tour bus thing.
03:30:46.000 So you never take a tour bus?
03:30:47.000 No.
03:30:48.000 Do you go on tour?
03:30:49.000 No.
03:30:50.000 I do weekends and I come back home.
03:30:52.000 Sure.
03:30:52.000 And I do like two weekends in a month.
03:30:54.000 I don't do nice.
03:30:55.000 It is nice.
03:30:56.000 It is nice.
03:30:58.000 I don't do it.
03:30:58.000 I just don't do it.
03:30:59.000 I do a lot of comedy.
03:31:01.000 I do it in town, and now I do it at my own club.
03:31:03.000 Where's your club?
03:31:04.000 Lots of fun on 6th Street.
03:31:05.000 It's the 1927 place.
03:31:07.000 The place that's haunted.
03:31:09.000 Yes, sir.
03:31:09.000 Perhaps.
03:31:09.000 I'll take you there tonight if you want to go.
03:31:11.000 Are you going?
03:31:11.000 Let's go.
03:31:12.000 Are you going?
03:31:12.000 I'll go with you.
03:31:13.000 I'll take you.
03:31:14.000 I'm not even supposed to be there.
03:31:15.000 I would love that.
03:31:15.000 But tonight is Kill Tony, which is a fun thing to watch if you've never seen it.
03:31:18.000 No, it's Kill Tony.
03:31:18.000 It's a live comedy show.
03:31:20.000 Where they have stand-up comedians, some of them maybe for the first time ever, do one minute in front of a professional group of comics who talk shit and there's a live band.
03:31:29.000 It's really fun.
03:31:30.000 Is his name Tony?
03:31:30.000 His name's Tony Hinchcliffe.
03:31:32.000 He's the most evil host of one of those shows.
03:31:34.000 He's the best ever.
03:31:36.000 Of hosting a live comedy show, Tony's the best.
03:31:40.000 Let's go.
03:31:41.000 We'll go.
03:31:41.000 Yeah, that sounds amazing.
03:31:42.000 I would absolutely love that.
03:31:43.000 I would love that.
03:31:44.000 We'll go have fun.
03:31:45.000 But, like, it's...
03:31:52.000 What are you going to say?
03:31:53.000 Nothing.
03:31:57.000 Cheers, Joe Rogan.
03:31:58.000 Cheers, my brother.
03:31:59.000 Cheers, Joe Rogan.
03:32:00.000 Thank you for having us.
03:32:01.000 Thanks for being here, man.
03:32:02.000 No, man.
03:32:03.000 Thanks for being here.
03:32:06.000 I'm excited to see your show tomorrow night, too.
03:32:07.000 I'm excited for you to come.
03:32:10.000 Wee!
03:32:11.000 I'm excited for you to come.
03:32:12.000 I am too.
03:32:13.000 Are you a pit guy or are you like a more...
03:32:15.000 It's a bit of a problem if I'm in the pit.
03:32:18.000 What can I say?
03:32:19.000 I'm like kind of hot.
03:32:21.000 Yeah.
03:32:21.000 I'm a bit of a hot kind of guy.
03:32:24.000 People like to grab my cock.
03:32:25.000 Is I sure?
03:32:26.000 No.
03:32:27.000 Sick.
03:32:27.000 No.
03:32:30.000 I wonder how many people get into pits just to try to grab cocks.
03:32:34.000 Just to try to drive Joe Rogan's cock.
03:32:36.000 Not zero.
03:32:36.000 Just to drive any cock.
03:32:38.000 Not zero.
03:32:39.000 Probably too many.
03:32:40.000 Yeah, this is not zero.
03:32:43.000 Pretty sure there's a guy out there that's like, I'm going to see how many dicks I can grab tonight.
03:32:47.000 Last night I got 16. This guy just buys tickets to the pit.
03:32:52.000 Just everyone's bouncing around.
03:32:54.000 Is it deliberate or is it like a rub?
03:32:56.000 100%.
03:32:56.000 Keep the score.
03:32:59.000 That's his game.
03:33:00.000 That's his Diablo.
03:33:04.000 That's his Diablo.
03:33:05.000 That's his Diablo.
03:33:07.000 How many dicks can I grab at a night?
03:33:08.000 I only grabbed dicks for like 14 hours.
03:33:10.000 He's probably on a forum with a bunch of other dick grabbers and they're counting numbers.
03:33:16.000 Oh my god.
03:33:18.000 No, I hope it's none at my show.
03:33:20.000 There's some mosh pits where they just essentially are beating each other up.
03:33:24.000 I've seen a bunch of those.
03:33:26.000 Oh, dude.
03:33:26.000 Mosh pits are crazy.
03:33:28.000 Mosh pits are crazy.
03:33:30.000 Crazy.
03:33:30.000 I was at a show outside of Gallinson's.
03:33:33.000 It's a gun shop in Utah.
03:33:36.000 I go and hang out, and Tim is the sweetest guy.
03:33:39.000 He owns it.
03:33:40.000 And they did a show right next door.
03:33:43.000 There's a t-shirt printing place and a sneaker place right next door.
03:33:49.000 So they did a show in the back alley parking lot deal.
03:33:55.000 And it was a drain show, and there was a bunch of MS Paint, some harder bands.
03:34:03.000 And there was this guy there, and he was so fucking big.
03:34:11.000 And you saw these skinny...
03:34:17.000 They looked like they were Metallica rockers in the 80s.
03:34:21.000 I remember the story about Metallica, they were like...
03:34:25.000 Oh, these guys are the ugliest motherfuckers I've ever seen.
03:34:28.000 I'm gonna sign them.
03:34:29.000 Like, that's how they got signed.
03:34:30.000 Like, shit like that.
03:34:31.000 And these guys were just, like, leather jacket, long hair, like, didn't give a fuck, just rocking and rolling.
03:34:39.000 And this dude would just fucking swing his fucking arm and, like, send him out of the pit, like, instantly.
03:34:47.000 Like, I watched him get rocked.
03:34:49.000 I was like, fuck, dude.
03:34:51.000 I felt so bad.
03:34:54.000 But they love it.
03:34:55.000 That guy that got sent out with a bloody nose, like fucking missing teeth and shit, came right fucking back in.
03:35:01.000 He's like, let's fucking go.
03:35:02.000 Like, yeah.
03:35:03.000 It's like, dude, those mosh pits get fucking nuts.
03:35:06.000 That's so nuts.
03:35:08.000 Gnarly.
03:35:08.000 It's not good for you.
03:35:10.000 They wouldn't let you in the pit.
03:35:12.000 I wouldn't go in the pit.
03:35:13.000 You'd just be fucking like scissor-kicking people.
03:35:15.000 I don't want to get head-butted.
03:35:16.000 What is this?
03:35:17.000 Is this a mosh pit?
03:35:18.000 Oh my god!
03:35:19.000 Oh my god.
03:35:21.000 They're doing it like 300 style.
03:35:22.000 Look at the dust come up and all that shit.
03:35:24.000 That is the battle of Thermopylae, isn't it?
03:35:27.000 Look at this cigarette.
03:35:30.000 Oh, he called for them to do it.
03:35:32.000 Who's in the middle?
03:35:33.000 Who's in the middle?
03:35:34.000 Oh, someone dead?
03:35:36.000 Look at that.
03:35:36.000 That is so insane.
03:35:37.000 Jesus Christ, dude.
03:35:38.000 How many blown ACLs out there right now?
03:35:40.000 It's like a big tug of war.
03:35:42.000 What are they doing?
03:35:44.000 Oh my god, this is the biggest mosh pit in the history of the world.
03:35:47.000 Totally dangerous mosh pits.
03:35:49.000 There's a YouTube video!
03:35:50.000 No, that's a great title.
03:35:52.000 That's a very dangerous mosh pit.
03:35:54.000 The circle pit is good.
03:35:55.000 The circle pits are good.
03:35:57.000 Circle pits are good.
03:35:58.000 That's safer.
03:35:59.000 You're just kind of running around in a circle.
03:36:01.000 God, look at the size of that.
03:36:02.000 Maybe you give someone on the right side of you a good pop, but that's about it.
03:36:07.000 Just a little jab of the nuts.
03:36:08.000 A subtle dick grab, as you were.
03:36:11.000 Wow.
03:36:12.000 These guys are just running into each other.
03:36:14.000 How many fucking headbutts are you counting?
03:36:16.000 Dude, it is like fucking medieval war.
03:36:18.000 It is.
03:36:19.000 Look at that guy.
03:36:20.000 What is he singing?
03:36:22.000 I think the word he was singing is like, ooh.
03:36:24.000 Listen, listen.
03:36:25.000 Back that up a second.
03:36:27.000 Back it up earlier.
03:36:30.000 Exodus.
03:36:31.000 Exodus is amazing.
03:36:34.000 Look, he's fucking...
03:36:39.000 Oh my god, this is hysterical.
03:36:42.000 Imagine a dystopian world where the president or your leader was a heavy metal vocalist.
03:36:48.000 What he could get you to do.
03:36:50.000 That guy could win.
03:36:51.000 That guy could run for president.
03:36:53.000 Just fucking run as fast as you can at that fucking guy.
03:36:56.000 I mean, that's the kind of shit I would listen to if I was behind a machine gun.
03:37:00.000 Yeah, fuck yeah.
03:37:02.000 That shit for me, like, as a kid, was like...
03:37:06.000 It's so soothing.
03:37:07.000 What do you listen to?
03:37:09.000 Really?
03:37:09.000 You know what?
03:37:09.000 What do you listen to, Joe?
03:37:11.000 I have very varied music tastes.
03:37:13.000 Okay, fair enough.
03:37:14.000 Yeah, I really do.
03:37:15.000 I like to listen to a lot of old stuff.
03:37:18.000 I like to listen to a lot of classic rock, but I also like to listen to a lot of 90s hip-hop.
03:37:23.000 I like to listen to modern stuff.
03:37:25.000 I listen to a lot of modern country.
03:37:27.000 Who do you like?
03:37:28.000 I like Zach Bryan.
03:37:29.000 I love Sturgill.
03:37:31.000 I love Sturgill.
03:37:31.000 Zach Bryan is beautiful, too.
03:37:33.000 His voice is amazing.
03:37:34.000 I got a chance to see him live when he was in Austin, too.
03:37:37.000 And he was on the podcast recently.
03:37:38.000 He's a sweet guy, too.
03:37:40.000 Like, really genuine, genuine guy.
03:37:42.000 Just a super fucking talented singer, too, man.
03:37:46.000 Dude.
03:37:48.000 Jelly Roll, I love that dude.
03:37:49.000 Yeah, he's a boss.
03:37:51.000 I like him, man.
03:37:52.000 He's the best.
03:37:52.000 Yeah, I like him.
03:37:53.000 He's such a good dude.
03:37:54.000 He just seems like a sweet motherfucker.
03:37:56.000 I love him.
03:37:56.000 He's so real.
03:37:56.000 I love it.
03:37:57.000 That guy's so real.
03:37:59.000 He's such an appreciative, happy, loving dude.
03:38:03.000 Yes, sir.
03:38:03.000 I met him at my club.
03:38:04.000 He came to see Ron White.
03:38:07.000 And he was like on his way up and we're sending him to the VIP balcony and just came out to say hi and he just gave me this giant hug.
03:38:14.000 Just super fucking sweet dude.
03:38:17.000 That's probably a good hug.
03:38:18.000 Real hug.
03:38:19.000 A real one.
03:38:20.000 Yeah, he looks like he gives good hugs.
03:38:21.000 Gives you a real one.
03:38:22.000 Yeah, I love that.
03:38:22.000 Solid hug.
03:38:23.000 You like Tyler?
03:38:24.000 Genuinely happy dude.
03:38:26.000 Tyler Childers.
03:38:27.000 Yes, I love that guy.
03:38:29.000 And Coulter.
03:38:30.000 So it's Sturgill, Tyler, and Coulter right now for me.
03:38:35.000 I love all those guys very much.
03:38:37.000 I keep trying to get Coulter to do the podcast, but he doesn't do podcasts.
03:38:40.000 Well, that's what I... I hit up Coulter and...
03:38:42.000 He doesn't do mine, at least.
03:38:44.000 No, not at all.
03:38:45.000 Because I got the same thing with Coulter.
03:38:47.000 I hit up Coulter.
03:38:48.000 I was like, hey man, you want to come jam out sometime?
03:38:52.000 Let's make a song.
03:38:53.000 And he was like, you can come make a song on the ranch.
03:38:56.000 And I was like, okay, cool.
03:38:58.000 Amazing.
03:38:59.000 I'm going to make it up one of these days.
03:39:01.000 He's really on a ranch.
03:39:02.000 Yeah, I do.
03:39:03.000 Yeah.
03:39:04.000 Wild.
03:39:04.000 Yeah.
03:39:05.000 His styles are so different, too.
03:39:09.000 Like, you know, you go from, like, Kate McKinnon to some of the other newer stuff.
03:39:13.000 It's almost like it's a different guy.
03:39:15.000 It's very interesting.
03:39:16.000 I love his...
03:39:17.000 He came out of the womb smoking a fucking cigarette, and it was fucking, like, the coolest shit.
03:39:24.000 Kate McKinnon, the fact that he was 21 when he made that song.
03:39:27.000 It's insane!
03:39:28.000 That's an 80-year-old man's song.
03:39:30.000 It's insane.
03:39:31.000 It's insane.
03:39:32.000 I remember listening, and I was like, oh, this...
03:39:35.000 Because he's, like, a couple months, if not a year, younger than me.
03:39:41.000 And just the way...
03:39:43.000 Just the, like...
03:39:44.000 The heartbreak of that song.
03:39:45.000 How rich his voice is.
03:39:47.000 Yes.
03:39:48.000 Yes.
03:39:48.000 He can, like...
03:39:51.000 It's insane.
03:39:52.000 It's insane.
03:39:53.000 When you see it coming out of his face...
03:39:55.000 Dude!
03:39:56.000 And watching that, what is it, the Sun King or whatever, the brewery shows that they do whenever he was there.
03:40:04.000 Oh, yes, yes, yes.
03:40:05.000 The acoustic shows.
03:40:07.000 Sleeping on the Blacktop or whatever he did over there.
03:40:10.000 Yeah.
03:40:13.000 He looks fucking so young.
03:40:15.000 He's so young.
03:40:16.000 And I'm like, where's that voice coming from?
03:40:18.000 That song is so haunting.
03:40:21.000 Kate McKinnon has a haunting song.
03:40:24.000 Green is a wicked bird.
03:40:27.000 It's so fucking good.
03:40:30.000 Play it for me, Jamie.
03:40:31.000 Yeah, come on, man.
03:40:33.000 Jamie's the one who told me about it.
03:40:38.000 Jamie came into the studio and goes, oh, I know a guy that you're going to love.
03:40:43.000 And you told me about that song.
03:40:45.000 Listening to that song, I've never wanted to swing a pickaxe so hard in my life.
03:40:49.000 And I play a lot of Minecraft, the number one game.
03:40:52.000 Listen to this.
03:40:59.000 Raven is a wicked bird.
03:41:02.000 His wings are black as sin.
03:41:10.000 And he floats outside my prison window Marking those within And he sings to me real low He's held to where you go For you didn't murder Kate McKinnon Damn.
03:41:43.000 When I first met...
03:41:46.000 Yeah.
03:41:47.000 When I first met Tom McKinnon I was...
03:41:52.000 Working in the mine.
03:41:55.000 Have you ever covered this?
03:41:57.000 No, I couldn't.
03:41:58.000 There's no way I could.
03:42:01.000 I think you could do it.
03:42:06.000 His voice is just like...
03:42:08.000 It's so haunting.
03:42:09.000 It's insane.
03:42:11.000 Perfect amount of reverb.
03:42:13.000 It's perfectly recorded.
03:42:15.000 It's perfectly played.
03:42:17.000 And he's such a good guitar player too.
03:42:19.000 It's like perfectly played.
03:42:22.000 This is such a song.
03:42:23.000 Prettiest girl in the whole town holler.
03:42:27.000 That ain't no lie.
03:42:35.000 Fuck, man.
03:42:36.000 It's so good.
03:42:37.000 It's so good.
03:42:38.000 He's got so many of them like this, too.
03:42:41.000 Well, that's the whole thing.
03:42:45.000 It's the whole Johnny Cash kind of like that.
03:42:50.000 It's like a crazy...
03:42:52.000 He always sang like murder ballads.
03:42:55.000 Right.
03:42:56.000 You know what I mean?
03:42:57.000 So it's like super, like, it's like, oh, okay, I shot a fucking dude in Reno.
03:43:01.000 Okay, I shot the guy that my wife loves.
03:43:04.000 Like, all this shit.
03:43:06.000 Like, I don't know.
03:43:07.000 It's very, like...
03:43:07.000 It's the original gangster rap.
03:43:09.000 It's the whole...
03:43:10.000 It's the old school production.
03:43:12.000 It's the old school voice.
03:43:13.000 It's the old school...
03:43:14.000 And I find, like, a lot of the time in country now is, like, it's very overproduced.
03:43:21.000 And so what I love about like Coulter and Tyler and everything is it's just like kind of more traditional in that way where it's just like that same bounce.
03:43:29.000 You want that boom, boom, boom.
03:43:31.000 You know what I mean?
03:43:32.000 I don't know.
03:43:33.000 Yeah, no, I know what you're saying.
03:43:35.000 There's a thing where people are trying to make hits, right?
03:43:38.000 Instead of just trying to make something beautiful.
03:43:42.000 And it works.
03:43:43.000 Yeah, I guess there's so much money in making hits that there's going to be people that are technicians.
03:43:49.000 Turns out.
03:43:49.000 Turns out, bro.
03:43:50.000 Look at you buying $2 million Magic the Gathering cards.
03:43:54.000 That actually, the fun part, that wasn't my bank account.
03:43:57.000 That was actually my buddy's.
03:43:59.000 But a big part of your appeal is your authenticity.
03:44:02.000 That's a big part of why people love you.
03:44:04.000 And I think that what you're saying is that there's a lot of, like, overproduction of things that kind of takes away some of it.
03:44:12.000 Well, sure.
03:44:13.000 The grit of that kind of a song.
03:44:15.000 Yeah, and there's a lot of production in my...
03:44:19.000 Music as well.
03:44:20.000 For sure.
03:44:21.000 And I have, like, some of them...
03:44:23.000 Autotune.
03:44:23.000 Yeah, I mean, autotune in general.
03:44:25.000 Yeah.
03:44:25.000 And some of the most talented producers and instrumentalists and songwriters and shit, and...
03:44:33.000 I don't want to detract from people who write amazing songs.
03:44:38.000 That's just not...
03:44:39.000 Whenever I listen to folk or country, I go towards Coulter and Tyler and Sturgill every time.
03:44:51.000 Because...
03:44:53.000 I don't know.
03:44:54.000 That bounce.
03:44:55.000 There's something so magical about that classic fucking bounce.
03:45:00.000 You know, that cash bounce, that train bounce.
03:45:04.000 And I don't know.
03:45:06.000 And it's just like, there's a lot of songs that are Country, but it doesn't have that bounce that I love so much.
03:45:20.000 You know what I mean?
03:45:21.000 I do know what you mean.
03:45:22.000 And it's just like, at that point, it's a lot of pop mix-ups, you know what I mean?
03:45:32.000 And that's never been bad, because what I've always tried to do, and I'm sure people said the same thing about me, because I sit and play the guitar with 808s and all that shit.
03:45:44.000 I just, whenever I'm listening to that, that makes me feel like, it makes me feel like a hard ass.
03:45:50.000 You know what I mean?
03:45:52.000 Yeah.
03:45:52.000 It makes me feel like...
03:45:54.000 Like you're on a ranch.
03:45:56.000 Exactly.
03:45:57.000 Listening to Kulture, I'm like, he does the acapella shit, and I'm like, oh man, I feel like I'm fucking out there with you, dude.
03:46:04.000 But it's also like the choice of music is like he's singing a song about despair and the regret and all of it and the ravens mocking him from outside of the prison window.
03:46:17.000 Yeah.
03:46:19.000 It's so good.
03:46:21.000 And I'd assume that he writes all his songs.
03:46:24.000 I would assume.
03:46:25.000 Because looking at the writer credits.
03:46:26.000 Bro, try getting someone to write that.
03:46:29.000 Fuck.
03:46:29.000 Try getting some studio guy to write that.
03:46:34.000 Dude, those guys in Nashville write fucking songs.
03:46:37.000 They write some fucking songs.
03:46:38.000 They write some fucking songs, dude.
03:46:40.000 They do.
03:46:41.000 They do.
03:46:42.000 I think what makes a good country song is the tag.
03:46:48.000 There's always a tag and like you look at like classic country and You know like George Strait.
03:46:55.000 It's like I've got oceanfront property in Arizona You know what I mean?
03:47:00.000 That's an amazing basis for a song you just think about like if you'll buy that I'll throw the Golden Gate fucking bridge in for free.
03:47:08.000 You know what I mean?
03:47:09.000 It's just like There's always a good fucking tag and Luke Luke, when he says, when it rains, it pours.
03:47:17.000 All that shit.
03:47:21.000 It's snappy.
03:47:22.000 It stays in your fucking head.
03:47:25.000 And you think about it.
03:47:26.000 And those songs are so well written.
03:47:30.000 Craftsmanship.
03:47:31.000 Off of one idea.
03:47:32.000 Right.
03:47:33.000 You know what I mean?
03:47:34.000 Yeah.
03:47:35.000 And Coulter does a lot of shit where it tells the story.
03:47:39.000 The story of it.
03:47:43.000 But that idea is always there.
03:47:46.000 And that's something that's so cool.
03:47:48.000 And it just stays with you.
03:47:49.000 And you think about it.
03:47:50.000 And then you go and look up the lyrics.
03:47:52.000 Once you look up the lyrics to a fucking country song, it's fucking crazy.
03:47:56.000 Like, have you ever looked up the lyrics to Clementine?
03:48:00.000 Like, Oh My Darling Clementine?
03:48:01.000 No.
03:48:02.000 That is the saddest song of...
03:48:03.000 Oh, it's like a murder song, right?
03:48:04.000 No.
03:48:04.000 What's it about?
03:48:05.000 It's about a prospector or a miner, and his daughter goes...
03:48:11.000 She falls into a river, and he can't swim, so he can't save her, and she's gone.
03:48:17.000 Oh my god.
03:48:19.000 But how long have you known that song?
03:48:22.000 Oh my god.
03:48:26.000 Wow.
03:48:27.000 This is terrible.
03:48:29.000 It's crazy.
03:48:30.000 Drove the horses to the water every morning just at nine.
03:48:32.000 Hit her foot against a splinter.
03:48:34.000 Fell into the foaming brine.
03:48:36.000 Ruby lips above the water.
03:48:37.000 Blowing bubbles soft and fine.
03:48:39.000 But alas, I was no swimmer.
03:48:41.000 So I lost my climbing time.
03:48:42.000 Isn't that...
03:48:43.000 You gave me chills right there fucking reading it.
03:48:46.000 Oh.
03:48:48.000 Oh, God.
03:48:49.000 Isn't that crazy, dude?
03:48:51.000 Oh, God.
03:48:52.000 But you think, oh, my darling, oh, my darling.
03:48:55.000 It sounds so happy.
03:48:56.000 I don't know.
03:48:57.000 It's so cool.
03:48:58.000 I don't know.
03:48:59.000 You take those songs and you look at fucking what it's about.
03:49:04.000 It's crazy, man.
03:49:06.000 I love looking into that shit.
03:49:08.000 You know what I really like listening to?
03:49:11.000 When I really want to try to imagine a time.
03:49:15.000 I really like listening to Robert Johnson.
03:49:17.000 Yeah, dude.
03:49:18.000 Listen, Robert Johnson and I just imagine the time and what year was...
03:49:24.000 There's only one good, solid recordings of Robert Johnson.
03:49:30.000 It was like one session, I think.
03:49:32.000 I don't think he had more than one album that you can get, right?
03:49:36.000 But what year was that?
03:49:39.000 1936. That's crazy.
03:49:41.000 Bro.
03:49:41.000 And that guy was so good, they thought he sold his soul to the devil.
03:49:47.000 They're like, there's no way you can be that good.
03:49:50.000 No way.
03:49:52.000 1936 and 1937. Wow.
03:49:56.000 Most were first released on 78 RPM records in 1937. Wow.
03:50:00.000 So how did he become such a legend, you gotta wonder?
03:50:04.000 Did he just go around and everybody knew him?
03:50:07.000 That's a good question.
03:50:09.000 It's a good question.
03:50:10.000 I guess he was just like the Dave Chappelle of blues singers back then.
03:50:15.000 He was just this guy that was above everybody and everybody was like, Jesus Christ.
03:50:20.000 How?
03:50:20.000 How are you doing this?
03:50:22.000 He would play like just...
03:50:24.000 I love that Delta fucking sound.
03:50:26.000 It's so scrappy.
03:50:28.000 It's so scrappy.
03:50:30.000 But it's also, you've got to imagine the time.
03:50:33.000 People are just, this is like during the Great Depression, right?
03:50:36.000 People are starving.
03:50:38.000 They're fucked.
03:50:40.000 The world's fucked.
03:50:41.000 It's post-World War I, pre-World War II. Horrible time.
03:50:48.000 Just squalor and famine.
03:50:52.000 Hard stretch.
03:50:52.000 Hard to get real good food.
03:50:54.000 It's not like there's a Whole Foods in your fucking neighborhood.
03:50:57.000 Things were weird back then.
03:50:59.000 And this guy is in the deep south.
03:51:05.000 This is recording.
03:51:06.000 I went to the crossroads, held down on my knees.
03:51:22.000 I went to the closet, fell down on my knees.
03:51:34.000 At the Lord above my mercy, say he's poor Bobby.
03:51:43.000 What's crazy is all music, recorded music, has its roots in something from before.
03:51:51.000 All of it.
03:51:53.000 This emerged.
03:51:57.000 His creation.
03:52:00.000 When this got sold and entered into the zeitgeist of human consciousness, now they're aware that there's a guy out there that can do this.
03:52:09.000 Because before there wasn't anybody like this guy, right?
03:52:12.000 And then all of a sudden he comes along and hits this level that nobody had ever hit before.
03:52:16.000 Yeah, you gotta, like, that's crazy because, like, all these ideas, like...
03:52:23.000 Who invented a pinch harmonic?
03:52:26.000 Like on the guitar.
03:52:29.000 If I hold my pick just right and hit that fucking string, it's gonna sound this different and I'm gonna make that my signature sound and then you're just gonna blow up.
03:52:39.000 But that's just something that you do.
03:52:41.000 Like his vibrato on his voice and shit.
03:52:46.000 I think that's something, whenever I first started making music, that was something that really, like, if not propelled me, was something that was a little different.
03:53:03.000 Because I had a little...
03:53:04.000 I always tried to copy, like, Stevie Nicks, and there's a guy named Conor Oberst from Bright Eyes, and he would have this great, like...
03:53:12.000 Vibrato in his voice when he sang and Stevie would too and I think that that wasn't being done and that's just the way I naturally sang as a kid and it sounded like shit but as I got older that's just the way I sang so I think that kind of was a thing that I wouldn't say propelled me,
03:53:34.000 but made me a little different.
03:53:37.000 You know what I mean?
03:53:38.000 Because everybody has their own unique style, and there's something to listen to for everybody, you know?
03:53:44.000 And I think that was something that really, like...
03:53:48.000 It's like, okay, this is...
03:53:50.000 He has a unique voice, if that makes sense, you know?
03:53:55.000 Yes.
03:53:55.000 It's like...
03:53:57.000 Authentic.
03:53:59.000 Very much so.
03:54:00.000 And that's just how I sang since I was a kid.
03:54:04.000 And I think if you, like, grow up doing something, and I'm in no way comparing it to anything, I'm just saying how that cuts through.
03:54:16.000 Like, he played his whole fucking life.
03:54:20.000 Right.
03:54:20.000 Whoa, fuck.
03:54:22.000 If he did sell his soul, I mean, fuck.
03:54:26.000 I don't think he did.
03:54:27.000 He got a good gig.
03:54:28.000 But, you know, that's the whole...
03:54:31.000 The legend.
03:54:32.000 The fun legend.
03:54:33.000 The legend.
03:54:34.000 But that's also just when someone stands out like that, you're always going to have those kind of stories.
03:54:38.000 People love to bullshit.
03:54:39.000 You just keep going.
03:54:40.000 And especially like Stevie.
03:54:42.000 Stevie, you could tell when he's playing the guitar.
03:54:44.000 Yeah.
03:54:44.000 Yeah, it sounds like Stevie very hard.
03:54:46.000 You can tell, but that's just shit you grow up and you have like a little fucking quirk.
03:54:51.000 You know, like, there's a tone that you have whenever...
03:54:54.000 Even when you're first starting, like, you don't do something perfectly correct.
03:54:58.000 Yeah.
03:54:59.000 But then it turns out to be your thing.
03:55:01.000 You know what I mean?
03:55:03.000 Yeah, there's a sound when guys are playing where you know it's them.
03:55:07.000 It's interesting, right?
03:55:08.000 It's crazy.
03:55:09.000 Especially on a non-vocal...
03:55:12.000 Right.
03:55:13.000 A musical instrument.
03:55:14.000 Yeah.
03:55:14.000 Like Gary Clark Jr. is a great example of that too.
03:55:17.000 He died the next year after recording his stuff.
03:55:19.000 Wow.
03:55:19.000 He was 27. 27?!
03:55:22.000 Just like everybody else.
03:55:24.000 Just like Hendrix, Joplin, Morrison, Kurt Cobain.
03:55:29.000 27. It's fucking crazy, dude.
03:55:31.000 That age is nuts for rock stars.
03:55:34.000 Yeah.
03:55:35.000 That's a nutty age.
03:55:36.000 And it seems like if you get through that age, you live to be a million.
03:55:39.000 Well, that's...
03:55:40.000 Rolling Stones on tour.
03:55:45.000 They're Biden's age.
03:55:46.000 They look great.
03:55:47.000 I remember there was a psychic that on my birthday said I was gonna die when I turned 27. Oh, what a cunt.
03:55:54.000 I don't know.
03:55:56.000 What a cunt.
03:55:56.000 She's just lying, making shit up.
03:55:58.000 That bitch isn't a psychic.
03:55:59.000 Well now, hindsight's always 20-27.
03:56:02.000 You lied!
03:56:02.000 But she put that shit in your head, man.
03:56:04.000 That could've been a self-manifesting prophecy.
03:56:08.000 But as soon as I turn 28, I'm like, fuck it.
03:56:11.000 I'm getting on every fucking combine, every fucking helicopter, every fucking motor vehicle I see, I'm going.
03:56:17.000 Except for really high buildings.
03:56:19.000 Y2K, when it was all over.
03:56:20.000 Exactly, you'd be like, fuck it.
03:56:23.000 Everything's fine.
03:56:24.000 I'm not cursed.
03:56:27.000 It's crazy how that...
03:56:29.000 And also, Jim Morrison died when he was 27?
03:56:32.000 Yep.
03:56:32.000 How is he 27?
03:56:34.000 How is he that good?
03:56:35.000 How is he 27?
03:56:37.000 You know, his car is like a source of mystery.
03:56:40.000 There's like one guy claims he has his car, but apparently it's the wrong VIN number.
03:56:44.000 But his car, he had a 1967 Shelby GT500. Cool.
03:56:49.000 And he had it for only like a year or two, and then he sold it, and then there's a provenance of it where people are trying to track it.
03:56:54.000 Cool.
03:56:55.000 That's evil.
03:56:55.000 He looks like Jesus Christ.
03:56:57.000 He does.
03:56:57.000 If Jesus Christ was here, he'd drive a 1967 Shelby GT500. If Jesus had to drive, I tell you what, he wouldn't be driving a minivan.
03:57:06.000 He'd be driving American Muscle.
03:57:08.000 That's why we would listen.
03:57:10.000 No, he'd be driving a Tesla.
03:57:11.000 No, no, no.
03:57:11.000 He would drive a goddamn American Muscle car and realize, just plant more trees.
03:57:16.000 They'll eat the gas.
03:57:17.000 Or something.
03:57:18.000 Look at that, though.
03:57:19.000 He was so pumped to have that car.
03:57:21.000 Yeah.
03:57:22.000 To just run next to it.
03:57:24.000 How pumped are you to have that fucking car?
03:57:25.000 I think he filmed something with it.
03:57:27.000 Oh, okay.
03:57:27.000 I think he did some sort of a thing where he filmed himself with the car.
03:57:31.000 I don't remember what he did.
03:57:33.000 I remember it was something.
03:57:34.000 But there's people who have tried to track the car, and there's one gentleman on YouTube who says he owns it.
03:57:39.000 It's definitely the same exact car, but whether or not that's the one, I don't know.
03:57:44.000 The VIN number discrepancy.
03:57:46.000 Yeah, but you know, back then everything's just written down on paper.
03:57:49.000 Who knows what the fuck people...
03:57:50.000 And also if somebody might have changed the VINs because they were trying to...
03:57:53.000 Maybe someone stole it from somebody.
03:57:55.000 I don't fucking know.
03:57:56.000 You know, it's like you're dealing with like 50 plus years of shit going down.
03:58:00.000 Who knows what happened, but...
03:58:01.000 What's your favorite card?
03:58:04.000 I don't really have a favorite car, a favorite specific car, but if I had a favorite kind of car, it would be American Muscle cars.
03:58:12.000 Those are my favorite cars.
03:58:13.000 Because those cars, even though they're not the fastest cars, they don't handle the best, those cars are literally like a rolling piece of art.
03:58:22.000 You're driving around in this iconic time machine of art.
03:58:29.000 You know, someone created this shape, this beautiful shape, and you see that shape, and you go, oh!
03:58:34.000 You see a 69 Mustang, you just go, oh!
03:58:38.000 My dad's got a 69 Camaro.
03:58:40.000 Oh, yeah.
03:58:41.000 It's blue with the stripes.
03:58:44.000 Yeah.
03:58:44.000 Beautiful car.
03:58:45.000 No, it is beautiful.
03:58:47.000 That's why I said, Dad, I'm waiting for you to kick the bucket so I can grab that.
03:58:51.000 Don't you have one of them six-wheel Hennessys?
03:58:54.000 Yeah, I did.
03:58:54.000 That is so crazy.
03:58:57.000 That thing is so gigantic.
03:58:59.000 It's so fun.
03:59:00.000 Do you have a pickup out here?
03:59:01.000 I don't.
03:59:02.000 Yeah, I have one out here.
03:59:03.000 I don't have it here today.
03:59:04.000 Today I drove my Tesla.
03:59:05.000 Today I drove my electric car.
03:59:06.000 It's a Jesus Christ car.
03:59:07.000 That's what Jesus is.
03:59:08.000 No, Jesus would drive a fucking Shelby.
03:59:10.000 That's it!
03:59:11.000 Yeah, look at that thing.
03:59:12.000 That is so crazy.
03:59:14.000 A six-wheel drive car.
03:59:16.000 Now, all that extra weight with those extra two wheels and an extra axle in the back, like, is that fast still?
03:59:22.000 It's fast.
03:59:24.000 It's bumpy, but it's fast.
03:59:26.000 Oh, I imagine.
03:59:26.000 You could probably tow a fucking giant boat with that thing, man.
03:59:30.000 That's right.
03:59:30.000 All that traction.
03:59:31.000 It is so fun to drive.
03:59:33.000 It is inconvenient in Salt Lake City.
03:59:37.000 How so?
03:59:37.000 Because it stands out?
03:59:39.000 I can't get into any of the spots.
03:59:41.000 Oh, parking spots.
03:59:42.000 It's so big.
03:59:43.000 I can't get into any of the spots.
03:59:44.000 You got an extra half a car out back.
03:59:46.000 I go to the Applebee's and I'm like, alright, well, I don't know if any...
03:59:51.000 I try to, like, get it perfect in because I don't want to be the dickhead that blocks any spots, but if I don't go in far enough...
03:59:59.000 It sticks out so fucking big out the back and I just gotta go in just a little bit into the next spot.
04:00:06.000 Just a tiny bit.
04:00:08.000 Just a smidge.
04:00:09.000 Just like the wench on the front.
04:00:12.000 Well, for most people that's fine if you have a regular car.
04:00:16.000 Yeah, you can get in there.
04:00:17.000 There's other spots.
04:00:20.000 I love the Applebee's, but it's not usually super full.
04:00:24.000 You're an Applebee's guy.
04:00:26.000 I love Applebee's.
04:00:27.000 Really?
04:00:27.000 What's it about Applebee's?
04:00:29.000 I love the neighborhood, man.
04:00:30.000 I love the atmosphere.
04:00:35.000 I love the drink they give you that comes with a gummy shark.
04:00:40.000 Which one's that?
04:00:41.000 I don't know what it's called.
04:00:42.000 It's like one of them signature cocktails?
04:00:43.000 Yeah, but it's so good.
04:00:44.000 And they have a special Mountain Dew at Applebee's.
04:00:47.000 They do?
04:00:48.000 Yeah.
04:00:48.000 It's special?
04:00:49.000 Yeah, it's special.
04:00:50.000 It's only at Applebee's.
04:00:51.000 What's this special?
04:00:52.000 You looking for another one of those?
04:00:53.000 No, I got this one right here.
04:00:55.000 It's like a raspberry flavor, I think.
04:00:59.000 It's called, like, Space Punch.
04:01:01.000 Darkberry Bash.
04:01:03.000 It's called, actually, NASA uses orange filters on Mars Bash.
04:01:10.000 I swear to God, check that shit out.
04:01:12.000 Look into it, guys.
04:01:13.000 I think what Jamie is saying about color correction, though, is accurate.
04:01:17.000 Yeah, like when I was just looking at photos, they all come black and white, I think.
04:01:20.000 Right.
04:01:20.000 I think the thing is that they're just getting data.
04:01:24.000 They're getting data, and that data has to be interpreted into an image.
04:01:28.000 And it's a lot more complicated than you taking a picture on your iPhone and texting it to me, and I get it, and it's in full resolution.
04:01:34.000 Look up Mars copy and paste.
04:01:37.000 Look up NASA copy and paste.
04:01:41.000 Let's see if this works.
04:01:42.000 I'll add Mars.
04:01:44.000 Just add Mars for a buzzword.
04:01:46.000 What do you think about all this UFO disclosure shit?
04:01:48.000 Are you paying attention to it?
04:01:49.000 Yes, sir.
04:01:50.000 Yeah.
04:01:51.000 Yeah.
04:01:54.000 It's...
04:01:54.000 I think it's pretty cool.
04:01:55.000 That's pretty interesting, right?
04:01:57.000 Yeah.
04:01:57.000 You know what's interesting?
04:01:58.000 Like, how little people seem to care.
04:02:02.000 Because we already know!
04:02:04.000 I know, but it's interesting that, like, there wasn't, like, some moment where people, like, were like, holy shit!
04:02:11.000 Aliens are real!
04:02:12.000 Pretty soon that's coming.
04:02:14.000 You think?
04:02:14.000 I think it's...
04:02:15.000 Because of this slow trickle, it's gonna be...
04:02:18.000 We just accept it.
04:02:19.000 Well, they try to normalize it with, like...
04:02:21.000 Yeah.
04:02:22.000 Like, War of the Worlds, which is like...
04:02:25.000 Battle of Los Angeles and shit like that.
04:02:29.000 That was a real fucking thing that happened.
04:02:33.000 The pictures of Battle of Los Angeles is crazy.
04:02:38.000 What happened exactly in Battle of Los Angeles?
04:02:40.000 There's this big object in the sky and we're shooting machine guns at it.
04:02:46.000 We got spotlights.
04:02:47.000 This is like in the 50s, maybe?
04:02:51.000 I've never seen it.
04:02:52.000 It's this photo.
04:02:53.000 Look at this shit.
04:02:55.000 Wow.
04:02:56.000 So we're putting fucking rounds on this fucking thing.
04:02:59.000 Spotlights on this thing in the sky.
04:03:01.000 Look at the rounds!
04:03:02.000 Right, but what is it that they see?
04:03:05.000 That's weird that all you can see is spotlights.
04:03:08.000 1947 it says in the corner.
04:03:09.000 Boy, that looks like a fucking flying saucer.
04:03:11.000 Look at in the middle and look at...
04:03:14.000 But those things around it, those are fucking like ma deuce rounds.
04:03:19.000 Like, they're shooting at this fucking thing.
04:03:21.000 They don't know what it is.
04:03:23.000 Well, you know, there's a famous story from the Soviet Union that these guys shot at a UFO and it turned them into stone.
04:03:36.000 Is it true?
04:03:37.000 I don't know.
04:03:37.000 The CIA investigated it.
04:03:39.000 Here, I'll send it to you, Jamie.
04:03:40.000 Because I sent it to Jeremy Corbell, and that's what I asked him.
04:03:43.000 Fuck, I should have had links, Jamie.
04:03:45.000 God damn it.
04:03:46.000 Well, this is the only link I have.
04:03:48.000 It's, uh...
04:03:48.000 CIA UFO turned into STEM. You're definitely on a watch list, Jamie.
04:03:53.000 Yeah, so there's literally, like, a CIA document about it that these guys...
04:04:01.000 Supposedly shot at a low-flying spaceship.
04:04:05.000 According to the KGB materials, a quite low-flying spaceship in the shape of a saucer appeared above a military unit that was conducting routine training maneuvers.
04:04:14.000 For unknown reasons, somebody unexpectedly launched a surface-to-air missile and hit the UFO. It fell to Earth not far away, and five short humanoids with large heads and large black eyes emerged from it.
04:04:28.000 It is stated in the testimonies by the two soldiers who remained alive that after freeing themselves from the debris, the aliens came close together and then merged into a single object that acquired a spherical shape.
04:04:41.000 That object began to buzz Poles.
04:05:01.000 Poles.
04:05:03.000 Yeah, only two soldiers who stood in the shade and were less exposed to the luminous explosion survived.
04:05:10.000 No shit.
04:05:11.000 The KGB report goes on to say that the remains of the UFO and the petrified soldiers were transferred to a secret scientific research institution near Moscow.
04:05:22.000 Specialists assume that a source of energy that is still unknown to earthlings instantly changed the structure of the soldiers living organisms having transformed it into a substance whose molecular composition is no different from that of limestone.
04:05:37.000 It turned them into limestone.
04:05:39.000 Turned them literally into limestone.
04:05:40.000 And this is a CIA paperwork?
04:05:43.000 Well, this is, you know, they're reading from a KGB file, right?
04:05:46.000 So It's just, go to the very bottom of that again, Jamie, at the very bottom of that.
04:05:52.000 It's one of the things that says, the CIA representative stated, if the KGB file corresponds to reality, this is an extremely menacing case.
04:06:00.000 The aliens possess such weapons and technology that go beyond all our assumptions.
04:06:05.000 They can stand up for themselves if attacked.
04:06:08.000 The thing is, they're saying if the file corresponds to reality, that means there's a question.
04:06:13.000 If this is real, they're tough.
04:06:15.000 Yeah, they can fuck with you.
04:06:17.000 What year was this released?
04:06:19.000 I don't know.
04:06:21.000 Source is a newspaper.
04:06:22.000 1991?
04:06:24.000 93. 93. So, there's all these disclosures that are going on right now, and they're very, very fascinating.
04:06:32.000 Because it's hard to know what's true and what's not true.
04:06:34.000 But it's interesting that they're talking about it.
04:06:36.000 But no one's showed me anything yet.
04:06:38.000 I'm waiting for them to show me things.
04:06:39.000 I've seen some things already, like those videos that they took off the FLIR video and the GO FAST video and these videos of these things where these jet fighter pilots are trying to track this thing and it's like zipping across the sky and they're like, what the fuck is that?
04:06:54.000 I've seen a few of those.
04:06:55.000 I've talked to two different fighter pilots that have had encounters.
04:07:00.000 And they're all in.
04:07:01.000 They're all in.
04:07:02.000 I think there's a real thing going on.
04:07:06.000 What that real thing is, is what's confusing to me.
04:07:09.000 I think some of it has to be ours.
04:07:11.000 I think some of it has to be like super advanced drone technology that we don't want everyone knowing about.
04:07:19.000 And it's probably some black op shit.
04:07:21.000 But I don't think that's all of it.
04:07:22.000 I think it's also possible that we've been visited.
04:07:25.000 It just makes sense.
04:07:27.000 It sounds so stupid.
04:07:29.000 That's part of the problem of even talking about it because it sounds dumb.
04:07:32.000 Because there's no evidence.
04:07:34.000 So you have to believe in something where there's no evidence of it other than some blurry photographs.
04:07:38.000 But then when you just think about the size of the universe itself and the fact that we exist.
04:07:44.000 We exist here on this planet.
04:07:46.000 We're real.
04:07:47.000 We know we're real.
04:07:47.000 What if it's fucking a Martha or whatever and they're from fucking the center of the earth and the holes in...
04:07:54.000 The polar, the poles or whatever, north and south, and that's where the holes are, and that's why Google Maps blocks it all out and all that shit.
04:08:05.000 Well, that would be a great theory before cell phones.
04:08:08.000 But it's not there.
04:08:10.000 You still can't see it.
04:08:11.000 Yeah, but you can with satellites.
04:08:12.000 And also flight patterns.
04:08:16.000 Copy and paste, by the way.
04:08:17.000 You know who doesn't think the world is flat?
04:08:20.000 Pilots.
04:08:21.000 True.
04:08:22.000 Or anyone who's been in an airplane.
04:08:24.000 They fly around these motherfuckers.
04:08:26.000 They know where they have to go.
04:08:27.000 They know the flight patterns.
04:08:28.000 You look at it.
04:08:29.000 You see it.
04:08:30.000 Also, by the way, everything's round.
04:08:32.000 Go out in the fucking sky and look at Mars, look at Jupiter, get a telescope, look at all the stars.
04:08:39.000 Notice how everything's round?
04:08:40.000 Seems like there's a pattern going on.
04:08:42.000 Why would this be different?
04:08:43.000 This ass is round.
04:08:48.000 I don't know.
04:08:50.000 It's so weird, man.
04:08:52.000 I don't know.
04:08:53.000 And you're talking about the oh shit moment.
04:08:55.000 I think we've been so normalized to it.
04:08:58.000 Like E.T. all this shit.
04:08:59.000 Growing up watching this shit.
04:09:00.000 To where it's like, yeah, no shit.
04:09:03.000 Everyone, no matter what the surveys say or anything, everyone thinks there's like...
04:09:11.000 Something going on.
04:09:12.000 Everyone.
04:09:13.000 Yeah.
04:09:15.000 There's a few people that still are very incredulous.
04:09:18.000 Elon, believe it or not, is incredulous.
04:09:21.000 He's famously said, if aliens are real, they sure are subtle.
04:09:25.000 They're very subtle.
04:09:26.000 Bigfoot's subtle, too.
04:09:29.000 Doesn't mean he's not an interdimensional being that could teleport at will.
04:09:32.000 He knows where the cameras are.
04:09:35.000 He's an omniscient being.
04:09:37.000 He shuts down trail cams.
04:09:38.000 Bigfoot is just Jesus Christ, full beard, all over.
04:09:42.000 He's just Woods Jesus.
04:09:44.000 Yeah, that's what he is.
04:09:46.000 Y'all seen the Woods Jesus?
04:09:47.000 He's a mythical creature that's looking out for humanity.
04:09:50.000 Our brothers and sisters, they need our help.
04:09:54.000 He's a benevolent, kind being.
04:09:56.000 He's got a big heart.
04:09:57.000 Bro, the biggest scam ever pulled in the American public is finding Bigfoot.
04:10:01.000 That show, they did that show for like 50 years.
04:10:05.000 It is so good.
04:10:06.000 It's so good.
04:10:08.000 I like the Bigfoot Hunters.
04:10:09.000 I like all those shows.
04:10:11.000 I know they're not going to catch it, and I don't care.
04:10:13.000 Of course, I still watch it.
04:10:14.000 And you can tell, now, it's gotten to the point where it's all just...
04:10:20.000 Just actors.
04:10:21.000 They're just going out there.
04:10:22.000 This is so scripted, it's not even funny.
04:10:25.000 Yeah, they're pretending that they're encountering things and they're hearing things in the woods.
04:10:29.000 It's crazy.
04:10:31.000 I watch...
04:10:31.000 There's this whole...
04:10:33.000 On Discovery, I watch Discovery...
04:10:35.000 Or I have Discovery Plus.
04:10:37.000 And there's a show about vampires.
04:10:39.000 And they were talking to these two vampire hunters.
04:10:42.000 And they were like...
04:10:44.000 It was like, imagine like Blade, but like two blades and they were like acting like Blade.
04:10:52.000 And I was like, this is not fucking, this is on Discovery.
04:10:56.000 This is on Discovery, dude.
04:10:58.000 That's hilarious.
04:11:00.000 Dude, it was like two blades.
04:11:02.000 What if they go fucking kill somebody?
04:11:03.000 They're crazy.
04:11:03.000 That's what I'm saying.
04:11:05.000 They're like, we know, we know they're fucking out there, but it's all, it's all acting.
04:11:09.000 Bro, imagine if they were.
04:11:11.000 That opening scene to Blade, when that dude gets dragged into the vampire disco.
04:11:15.000 I don't like surprises.
04:11:17.000 Or he does like surprises, actually.
04:11:24.000 That shit's amazing.
04:11:25.000 Play that scene.
04:11:26.000 That is so good.
04:11:27.000 Play that scene.
04:11:28.000 I think that's one of the greatest scenes in any movie ever.
04:11:31.000 It is so good.
04:11:31.000 And Tracy Lords is the one who takes him there.
04:11:34.000 Dude.
04:11:36.000 The first two Blade movies were the fucking best shit ever.
04:11:40.000 The first one's legit as fuck.
04:11:41.000 And he cuts that guy's hand off with this fucking drawstring thing.
04:11:46.000 Oh man, that's so cool, man.
04:11:48.000 Yeah, those movies are the shit.
04:11:49.000 But the first one's the best.
04:11:51.000 This poor dork thinks he's gonna get to bang Tracy Lords and she drags him through this meat processing thing and while he's doing it, he kind of sees people.
04:12:03.000 He's like, what the fuck?
04:12:05.000 As he's going through all this hanging meat, they get to a point where people are rolling by.
04:12:12.000 He's looking at frozen people.
04:12:16.000 But this dumb motherfucker wants pussy so bad he keeps going.
04:12:21.000 If you see an elevator, or just a normal elevator with a bouncer and a trench coat...
04:12:27.000 He's ready to bail and she grabs him and kisses him.
04:12:32.000 And he's like, okay, cool.
04:12:35.000 This song is so hard.
04:12:37.000 This song is so hard.
04:12:38.000 Give me that, Jamie.
04:12:42.000 This fucking scene rules, dude.
04:12:47.000 She's great, too.
04:12:48.000 She's great, too.
04:12:49.000 Frost's, like, girlfriend in the movie.
04:12:53.000 Yes.
04:12:54.000 And that dude who plays the sidekick who gets his hand cut off.
04:12:56.000 That guy's the shit.
04:12:57.000 He's so good.
04:12:59.000 I fucking love this scene.
04:13:01.000 Because...
04:13:02.000 They all know he's meat and he doesn't know he's meat.
04:13:06.000 He's the only meat in there.
04:13:08.000 Only meat in there, man.
04:13:09.000 And they all recognize it.
04:13:12.000 And he's trying to get behind it.
04:13:14.000 He's like, woo!
04:13:15.000 Woohoo!
04:13:15.000 Let's go!
04:13:17.000 Yeah, he starts dancing out there.
04:13:19.000 Look at him.
04:13:21.000 What's up, dude?
04:13:23.000 What's up, bro?
04:13:26.000 And then the blood.
04:13:27.000 It's so crazy because you don't know.
04:13:29.000 So far, you don't know what the fuck is going on.
04:13:31.000 Yeah.
04:13:35.000 Did they stop the new Blade?
04:13:36.000 I heard they were making...
04:13:37.000 I think there's a series, right?
04:13:38.000 But I heard...
04:13:39.000 I thought it was a movie and they stopped making it.
04:13:42.000 Oh, no.
04:13:42.000 Did they?
04:13:43.000 I don't know.
04:13:44.000 I hope not.
04:13:45.000 It definitely got pushed back a few months.
04:13:47.000 It got pushed back.
04:13:47.000 I don't know.
04:13:48.000 Well, there's the writer's girl thing.
04:13:49.000 I want to watch it.
04:13:50.000 There's the fucking actor's strike.
04:13:55.000 Whenever Blade comes in, Wesley's such a fucking hard-ass.
04:13:58.000 Oh, this scene's insane.
04:14:00.000 Let's go ahead.
04:14:01.000 Yeah, yeah.
04:14:03.000 Thank you, Jamie.
04:14:04.000 Yeah, here's the point where the blood starts dripping from the ceiling.
04:14:15.000 It's so good.
04:14:17.000 And they're all throwing their arms out in the air.
04:14:18.000 Why does no one do this?
04:14:19.000 This would be a crazy party.
04:14:21.000 In, like, real life, this would be a crazy fucking party.
04:14:25.000 Not real blood, but, like, pretend blood.
04:14:28.000 Yeah, you'd have to do pretend.
04:14:29.000 But then people would do one with real blood.
04:14:31.000 Just like they're having no-rules fights where you eye gouge.
04:14:33.000 Yeah, you win by eye gouging.
04:14:37.000 What's wrong, baby?
04:14:39.000 Ah!
04:14:40.000 Ah!
04:14:40.000 Ah!
04:14:44.000 Now he's realizing it's all vampires around him.
04:14:48.000 He's about to get fucked up.
04:14:56.000 Oh, dude.
04:14:58.000 Oh, dude.
04:15:05.000 They're so good.
04:15:09.000 Oh my god, look how clean.
04:15:12.000 Blade is so clean right here too.
04:15:14.000 Look at that.
04:15:16.000 The daywalker.
04:15:19.000 Motherfuckers always trying to ice skate uphill is what he says to Frost right before he fucking kills him.
04:15:25.000 That's the coolest thing.
04:15:28.000 Yo, let's go!
04:15:31.000 Come on.
04:15:37.000 That, I think, is like, out of all the superhero movies, that's the best introduction.
04:15:44.000 Yeah, it is.
04:15:44.000 It's so good.
04:15:45.000 The best introduction of a superhero ever.
04:15:47.000 It's so good.
04:15:48.000 It starts in the...
04:15:49.000 It's so good.
04:15:50.000 Yeah, I mean, that's how you see Blade.
04:15:52.000 Yeah.
04:15:52.000 That's the first time.
04:15:53.000 That's why I was so disappointed.
04:15:55.000 They're still doing the 2020...
04:15:57.000 Because it's supposed to be this year, but I don't know if it's actually...
04:16:02.000 There's a teaser trailer for it.
04:16:03.000 Hold on.
04:16:05.000 Because that was my favorite shit as a kid.
04:16:08.000 Oh, it's a trailer?
04:16:10.000 It is a hunt.
04:16:11.000 He's so good.
04:16:12.000 That actor they got to do Blade, he is so good.
04:16:17.000 I'd rather rule in hell than serve in heaven.
04:16:20.000 We'd be at the bottom of the food chain up there, but down here, we could live like kings.
04:16:27.000 Sure you're ready for that, Mr. Whitman?
04:16:29.000 Uh, this might...
04:16:31.000 What was that?
04:16:32.000 What do you mean?
04:16:33.000 I don't know.
04:16:33.000 He didn't say that, so this could be a fake trailer.
04:16:35.000 He didn't see that.
04:16:36.000 He did not say that.
04:16:37.000 It could just be lagged.
04:16:39.000 How do you know he didn't say that?
04:16:39.000 Maybe it's just like a re-upload or something?
04:16:41.000 His mount didn't move that way.
04:16:42.000 Sure you're ready for that, Mr. Whip?
04:16:44.000 Yeah, not even close.
04:16:46.000 Let it go, though.
04:16:48.000 I'm dating.
04:16:50.000 There are watchers behind the eyes all over the city.
04:16:54.000 That looked okay.
04:16:55.000 He drinks human blood.
04:16:59.000 Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
04:17:02.000 I will grant you the destiny you see.
04:17:05.000 Night is not a game.
04:17:07.000 It is a hunt.
04:17:11.000 See, it looked weird.
04:17:12.000 Yeah, that wasn't a real trailer.
04:17:14.000 It's like a fan-edited trailer.
04:17:15.000 You think so?
04:17:16.000 I've seen a really good one recently where people were actually getting real jobs for making fan-edited trailers.
04:17:22.000 That's crazy.
04:17:22.000 That's smart, right?
04:17:23.000 And then you show it to the studio.
04:17:25.000 The studio's like, find that fucking guy.
04:17:28.000 They just take, what, from the teaser or whatever and put a song there?
04:17:33.000 You know what drives me crazy?
04:17:34.000 Who decided that that's how music for a trailer has to be?
04:17:39.000 Ba-dum!
04:17:43.000 Right.
04:17:44.000 Anticipation.
04:17:45.000 You know what?
04:17:45.000 It was the inception.
04:17:47.000 It was inception that was like...
04:17:50.000 Right.
04:17:57.000 I don't know.
04:17:58.000 Every movie trailer soundtrack is exactly the same.
04:18:02.000 Every movie trailer soundtrack is exactly the same.
04:18:06.000 That's interesting.
04:18:07.000 It's true, though.
04:18:08.000 It's a pattern to get you jazzed up about something.
04:18:12.000 But see, it's starting to wear off because I'm like, okay, I hear it.
04:18:16.000 Now we need a trailer with no music.
04:18:19.000 Trailers used to be one of my favorite parts of going to the movies.
04:18:22.000 Really?
04:18:23.000 Yeah, man.
04:18:23.000 You got a good trailer.
04:18:25.000 A good solid trailer that sucks you in, you're like, oh shit!
04:18:29.000 That was how you found out about movies back then.
04:18:32.000 Right, right.
04:18:32.000 Oh, you didn't see Oppenheimer yet, right?
04:18:34.000 No, no, no, no, no.
04:18:35.000 They show a trailer for this before, and the sound, because you're in the IMAX theater with Oppenheimer, makes this movie...
04:18:41.000 I mean, it already looks good, but the trailer and the audio...
04:18:43.000 Is it the same soundtrack?
04:18:44.000 Oh, this is Killers of a Flower Moon.
04:18:46.000 No, it's not at all, but, like, just...
04:18:48.000 They added...
04:18:49.000 Whoever added this together did a great job.
04:18:50.000 Oh, is this new?
04:18:51.000 Yeah, this comes out later this year.
04:18:53.000 Killers of the Flower Moon.
04:18:54.000 Leo's a beast.
04:18:57.000 My color.
04:19:01.000 They used the same grave.
04:19:03.000 The Osage.
04:19:04.000 They have the worst land possible.
04:19:08.000 But they outsmarted everybody.
04:19:11.000 The land had oil on it.
04:19:13.000 Black gold.
04:19:16.000 Money flows freely here now.
04:19:18.000 I do love that money, sir.
04:19:30.000 This wealth should come to us.
04:19:35.000 Their time is over.
04:19:38.000 This is going to be another tragedy.
04:19:44.000 When this money started coming, we should have known it came to something else.
04:19:53.000 They're like buzzards circling our people.
04:19:57.000 We're still warriors.
04:20:05.000 I ought to kill these white men who killed my family.
04:20:10.000 I need you here.
04:20:12.000 I am right here.
04:20:17.000 You've got to take back control of your home.
04:20:23.000 I was sent down from Washington, D.C. to see about these murders.
04:20:28.000 See what about them?
04:20:30.000 See who's doing it.
04:20:51.000 Expecting a miracle to make all this go away.
04:20:57.000 You know they don't happen anymore.
04:21:00.000 Whoa.
04:21:01.000 It's a good trailer.
04:21:03.000 Ooh.
04:21:04.000 That's a good fucking trailer.
04:21:06.000 That's an original trailer soundtrack, too.
04:21:08.000 That's a good fucking trailer.
04:21:10.000 Yeah.
04:21:11.000 I'm gonna see that fucking movie.
04:21:13.000 Cut well.
04:21:13.000 I'm gonna see that fucking movie.
04:21:16.000 You ever watch an old movie with no soundtrack in it?
04:21:19.000 And you're like, wow, this is wild.
04:21:20.000 They have no music in this movie.
04:21:22.000 I'm trying to think of the last movie I watched with no soundtrack in it.
04:21:25.000 If you watch some old, like watch The Hustler with Paul Newman and Jackie Gleason, there's no music playing.
04:21:32.000 Unless there's music in the background of a bar or something where they're at.
04:21:36.000 There's no music that accompanies the scenes.
04:21:42.000 No Country for Old Men.
04:21:43.000 No Country for Old Men.
04:21:47.000 That's the best movie of all time.
04:21:49.000 I love that fucking movie.
04:21:51.000 Javier Bardum is like the best bad guy of all time.
04:21:54.000 Oh my god, he's insane in that movie.
04:21:56.000 He's insane in that movie.
04:21:58.000 He's unhinged.
04:22:00.000 Thank you.
04:22:00.000 He really does appear to be that guy.
04:22:03.000 He feels like a psychotic guy that kills you with a cattle prod.
04:22:07.000 Even that scene where he's driving on the bridge.
04:22:11.000 And there's a bird on the bridge and he just goes and tries to kill it.
04:22:17.000 But misses.
04:22:18.000 That says so much about that character.
04:22:22.000 It is so fucking good.
04:22:25.000 The way he kills people too is so crazy.
04:22:27.000 The fucking shower curtain.
04:22:29.000 The shower curtain where he sees that motherfucker and he's like, man.
04:22:33.000 Just blasts him through the shower curtain.
04:22:36.000 I love that movie.
04:22:38.000 That movie has no music in it.
04:22:41.000 I love that.
04:22:43.000 I love that.
04:22:44.000 Yeah, it's a weird thing where you're listening to music in a scene and it's telling you how to think.
04:22:51.000 Right.
04:22:52.000 Where it kind of takes away a little bit of the suspension of disbelief that you're that character.
04:22:59.000 And that's why I love the contrast and the juxtaposition of Different music than you would expect.
04:23:15.000 Like, and a Django whenever he goes and fucking kills the whole house to Tupac.
04:23:20.000 Yeah.
04:23:21.000 That shit is so hard because it's been Western music the whole time.
04:23:26.000 Right, right, right.
04:23:27.000 That's such a Tarantino move.
04:23:29.000 He always has amazing music choices.
04:23:32.000 For those big culmination scenes, what was the song in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood?
04:23:40.000 Whenever everything was fucking going down.
04:23:45.000 Because it always builds up to that one scene with the contrasting music.
04:23:50.000 It is so fucking cool.
04:23:52.000 I love that.
04:23:53.000 I love that.
04:23:55.000 It's just like, oh, I'm gonna fucking be in a war scene to like fucking, like, where's my mind?
04:24:03.000 Like, even the where is my mind?
04:24:04.000 Like, that's great.
04:24:05.000 But like, it just, it's so, it's so fucking cool, dude.
04:24:12.000 This scene is insane.
04:24:21.000 There's music in the background.
04:24:22.000 Yeah, there's music.
04:24:23.000 There's music there.
04:24:27.000 Doors?
04:24:31.000 No.
04:24:38.000 Did you watch this movie?
04:24:39.000 Oh, yeah.
04:24:40.000 Oh, my God.
04:24:41.000 I love this movie.
04:24:52.000 I watched this movie with Dave Chappelle and Donnell Rawlings in a movie theater that we had all rented out.
04:24:59.000 There was no one in it but us.
04:25:00.000 All the comics and the dudes we work with went to see it at like 2 o'clock in the morning after our show.
04:25:07.000 It's so good.
04:25:08.000 It's amazing.
04:25:09.000 You get that build up for that fucking...
04:25:13.000 It's also such a Tarantino movie.
04:25:16.000 The violence in it is so egregious.
04:25:20.000 But only in that one deal!
04:25:23.000 Right, but it's enough.
04:25:24.000 It's enough!
04:25:26.000 It's so good!
04:25:27.000 And then he goes, he's like, you know what?
04:25:29.000 I'm getting out the fucking flamethrower from my movie prop from a while ago.
04:25:35.000 That shit is so crazy, dude.
04:25:38.000 Yeah.
04:25:39.000 Yeah, exactly.
04:25:41.000 Oh, you're a home intruder?
04:25:42.000 I'm pulling out my fucking flamethrower.
04:25:47.000 Oh, God.
04:25:48.000 That shit is crazy, dude.
04:25:52.000 It's a crazy movie, man.
04:25:55.000 I love that movie.
04:25:56.000 It's such a fun movie too because it's like a reimagining of the Manson murders.
04:26:00.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:26:01.000 Was it Manson?
04:26:04.000 Yeah.
04:26:05.000 Like actual?
04:26:07.000 Or was it like a play off of?
04:26:09.000 I think it was the Manson family coming after him.
04:26:12.000 But he happens to be there.
04:26:15.000 Yeah, it was.
04:26:15.000 No, it was.
04:26:15.000 Yep, yep.
04:26:15.000 Because Tate's in the movie.
04:26:18.000 Everybody, the director.
04:26:19.000 Manson's in the movie briefly.
04:26:21.000 The Italian...
04:26:26.000 Director that was with Sharon Tate.
04:26:32.000 Oh yeah, Manson was in that.
04:26:34.000 That's right.
04:26:34.000 That's crazy, dude.
04:26:37.000 And they go to that ranch.
04:26:39.000 They go to the ranch and they're looking for the owner of the ranch and he's sleeping.
04:26:44.000 He's like, he doesn't feel very good.
04:26:46.000 That's a crazy movie.
04:26:48.000 It is a crazy movie.
04:26:49.000 It's very good.
04:26:50.000 It's a very good movie.
04:26:52.000 And that's what they did too.
04:26:56.000 They whack people for Charlie.
04:26:58.000 And just...
04:26:59.000 Is the ranch story real?
04:27:03.000 I guess specifically is what I'm thinking about.
04:27:05.000 What is the actual story?
04:27:07.000 Like, what do they say?
04:27:07.000 That they killed the guy who owned the ranch and took it over or something?
04:27:10.000 Yeah, well, I guess in the movie.
04:27:12.000 Yeah.
04:27:13.000 He's super...
04:27:14.000 He's dead.
04:27:15.000 I don't know if that's based on a real story, but I bet it is.
04:27:19.000 I bet that's real.
04:27:20.000 Or at least if he's not dead, he's just fucking fucked up out of his mind.
04:27:27.000 They gave him all the drugs in the world.
04:27:30.000 But I think there were some cases of girls honeypotting dudes and then the other Manson family guys would come over and it would turn into a shit show.
04:27:40.000 I think that's what happened with Brian Wilson and Dennis Wilson, his manager.
04:27:44.000 They became entrenched with Charles Manson.
04:27:49.000 And I think Dennis, we brought up this the other day, right?
04:27:51.000 Dennis Wilson was his manager at one point or something, was going to produce a record for him or something like that.
04:27:57.000 And it went sour.
04:27:59.000 And, you know, then now you have the fucking head of the Manson family who hates you and he wants to kill you.
04:28:08.000 Same Brian Wilson?
04:28:09.000 Brian Wilson from the Beach Boys.
04:28:10.000 Yeah.
04:28:11.000 Yeah, his brother was a producer.
04:28:13.000 Have you listened to his music?
04:28:14.000 Sure.
04:28:16.000 Look at that.
04:28:18.000 His music is so...
04:28:35.000 Yeah, it's fucking weird.
04:28:36.000 It's weird.
04:28:37.000 Yeah, play some Charles Manson music.
04:28:39.000 It's weird listening to his voice, like, because we know, but that was, like, right before.
04:28:47.000 It's crazy, dude.
04:28:49.000 It's so, it fucking gives me fucking chills, dude.
04:28:52.000 It's so weird.
04:28:57.000 Think you're loving, baby And all you're doing is crying Can you feel?
04:29:04.000 Are those feelings real?
04:29:07.000 Look at your game, girl Look at your game, girl What a mad delusion Living in that confusion Frustration and doubt Can you ever live without It makes sense that he could do that.
04:29:30.000 It's weird, man.
04:29:30.000 Because he's charismatic, right?
04:29:32.000 He was a cult leader.
04:29:33.000 He has charisma.
04:29:34.000 He knows how to captivate people's attention.
04:29:36.000 And that's what he's doing through his singing.
04:29:38.000 It's so weird, dude.
04:29:40.000 Weird.
04:29:40.000 Weird.
04:29:41.000 It gave me chills, like, listening to that fucking come on and look at that fucking picture.
04:29:45.000 It's just so...
04:29:46.000 It's so strange.
04:29:48.000 Yeah.
04:29:48.000 It's strange.
04:29:49.000 It's strange.
04:29:50.000 Strange as a recording.
04:29:51.000 Charles Manson's song was out there.
04:29:54.000 It's crazy.
04:29:55.000 I think there's more.
04:29:56.000 I think there's more than that.
04:29:57.000 There's like a whole record now.
04:30:00.000 It's crazy.
04:30:01.000 Did you ever see Searching for Sugar Man?
04:30:02.000 No, sir.
04:30:03.000 Do you know the story behind it?
04:30:04.000 No, sir.
04:30:05.000 Bro, this is a crazy story.
04:30:07.000 That might have been him singing, just for record.
04:30:09.000 What's that?
04:30:10.000 That wasn't him?
04:30:11.000 Wasn't Charles Manson?
04:30:12.000 It's fake.
04:30:13.000 No, no, no.
04:30:14.000 I'm reading that he wrote these songs.
04:30:16.000 Oh!
04:30:19.000 And someone else sung it?
04:30:20.000 That might have been someone else's voice.
04:30:22.000 Might have been, or it is?
04:30:23.000 Trying to figure it out?
04:30:24.000 The actual thing we just listened to, I don't know, but I'm like, here's a link that says, listen to these Charles Manson songs, and he's credited as the songwriter for them.
04:30:33.000 Like, he might have been trying to write Beach Boys songs.
04:30:36.000 Interesting.
04:30:37.000 Interesting.
04:30:38.000 I didn't know they had any...
04:30:40.000 Brian Wilson and...
04:30:42.000 Yeah.
04:30:43.000 They had any connection.
04:30:45.000 That's crazy.
04:30:47.000 This one says that these are performed by Steve Grogan.
04:30:49.000 Steve Grogan.
04:30:50.000 Ah, okay.
04:30:51.000 So he wrote it.
04:30:53.000 1970 recordings of Manson songs.
04:30:56.000 Whoa.
04:30:57.000 That's crazy.
04:30:58.000 Jamie, Google searching for Sugar Man.
04:31:02.000 This is a movie that I think you would love.
04:31:05.000 So this movie is about this guy who made these albums.
04:31:08.000 He made an album in the 70s, made some recordings.
04:31:12.000 And nobody, they didn't take off over here in America.
04:31:18.000 But people were playing them in South Africa.
04:31:22.000 And in South Africa, this guy was gigantic.
04:31:26.000 And there was all these rumors about him being dead.
04:31:30.000 Meanwhile, the guy was in America doing construction work.
04:31:33.000 He was like a laborer.
04:31:36.000 Really?
04:31:37.000 Yes!
04:31:37.000 So then all of a sudden they find him.
04:31:40.000 What is his name?
04:31:43.000 It says it right there.
04:31:44.000 Just scroll up.
04:31:45.000 Rodriguez.
04:31:48.000 So this guy doesn't know that he's a fucking huge star in South Africa.
04:31:57.000 And they find him and then they bring him to South Africa to do a concert.
04:32:02.000 And it's fucking bananas.
04:32:05.000 Imagine having no idea that there's hundreds of thousands of people.
04:32:11.000 How does that happen?
04:32:12.000 What year is this?
04:32:13.000 Well, the documentary was like...
04:32:15.000 Ten years ago was when the movie came out.
04:32:17.000 Right.
04:32:17.000 And like, what was the event?
04:32:19.000 98, it said on that tape, and they just showed up.
04:32:21.000 So 98. So no internet.
04:32:23.000 So that's how it happens.
04:32:25.000 This is the kind of shit that happened before the internet.
04:32:26.000 Somebody got ahold of his records.
04:32:28.000 And played it on the radio.
04:32:29.000 Some guy was an aficionado.
04:32:30.000 It was like, I love this song.
04:32:31.000 And he has some great songs.
04:32:33.000 It's some great music.
04:32:33.000 It's really interesting music.
04:32:35.000 And, you know, he was a fucking huge star in another country and he had no idea.
04:32:42.000 And this is the movie about him going on stage.
04:32:46.000 It brought me to tears, man.
04:32:48.000 Brought me to tears.
04:32:49.000 When he went on stage, it's like, holy shit, what is that like for him?
04:32:53.000 Yeah.
04:32:53.000 This guy had no idea.
04:32:55.000 That's crazy.
04:32:55.000 It's like he's living in a dream.
04:32:56.000 How do you even go do a show?
04:32:57.000 How do you even go do a show?
04:32:59.000 How do you do a show?
04:32:59.000 I can't do a fucking show, and I know that there's people coming.
04:33:03.000 Like, I can't even fucking do a show.
04:33:05.000 He's believed to have sold more records in South Africa than Elvis Presley.
04:33:09.000 That's crazy.
04:33:12.000 Insane.
04:33:15.000 Sixto Rodriguez is his name.
04:33:18.000 Wow.
04:33:18.000 You ever heard of any of his stuff?
04:33:20.000 No, sir.
04:33:21.000 Let me pull up something.
04:33:24.000 Pull up some shit.
04:33:26.000 That's crazy.
04:33:27.000 He's got a great voice.
04:33:28.000 It's great stuff.
04:33:33.000 Sugar Man, I guess?
04:33:34.000 Yes, Sugar Man's a good one.
04:33:35.000 Looking for...
04:33:36.000 Trying to find one.
04:33:37.000 Here is a good one.
04:33:43.000 Sugar Man.
04:33:46.000 Won't you hurry?
04:33:48.000 Cause I'm tired of these scenes For a blue coin Won't you bring back All those colors to my dreams Silver magic ships you carry Jumpers,
04:34:10.000 Coke, Sweet Mary Jane On a lonely, dusty road.
04:34:26.000 Lost my heart when I found it.
04:34:31.000 It had turned to dead, black hole.
04:34:37.000 Silver magic ships you carry.
04:34:42.000 Jumpers, coke, It's a good fucking song, right?
04:34:47.000 It's so good.
04:34:48.000 It's really good.
04:34:54.000 It's great writing.
04:35:00.000 It is.
04:35:01.000 It is really good.
04:35:02.000 It really breathes really fucking nice and his voice is insane.
04:35:07.000 Jamie, what year was this that this was recorded?
04:35:09.000 I think 68. Wow.
04:35:12.000 He's one off.
04:35:13.000 He was almost in the good year.
04:35:15.000 69. This dude for 30 years thought he didn't make it.
04:35:20.000 That's crazy.
04:35:22.000 And then he goes over and he stands up in front of an arena filled with people.
04:35:28.000 He quit music in 1976 and purchased a house in Detroit for $250, technically.
04:35:35.000 Wow.
04:35:35.000 $250?
04:35:36.000 And he lived there until 2013. Yeah, his house had like no heat, you know, like a fireplace.
04:35:42.000 It's weird shit, man.
04:35:43.000 What's a fireplace?
04:35:44.000 You know, where the fire is, in the corner.
04:35:49.000 That's fucking crazy.
04:35:51.000 I gotta look into fucking Rodriguez.
04:35:53.000 What a fucking legend.
04:35:54.000 I think the guy wound up giving all his money away, too.
04:35:57.000 He's kind of...
04:35:58.000 I mean, that might be one of them legend stories.
04:36:00.000 I tell a lot of those, unfortunately.
04:36:02.000 Don't turn out to be true.
04:36:04.000 I hear a lot of legends, and I just fucking repeat them ad nauseum.
04:36:08.000 But I think the thing about him was people said that he had given his money away.
04:36:12.000 And that he just kind of went back to a simple life and stopped performing.
04:36:16.000 Maybe he experienced it in the documentary and all the heat and all the attention.
04:36:20.000 He's like, yeah, you know what?
04:36:22.000 I'm an older man now and I'm not interested in this anymore.
04:36:25.000 I was interested in this when I was a young man.
04:36:28.000 I just want to chill.
04:36:30.000 Yeah, and he fucking knows he did it now.
04:36:33.000 He's like, wow, people enjoyed it.
04:36:35.000 And it's really good, man.
04:36:36.000 Yeah.
04:36:36.000 It's crazy songs that can slip through.
04:36:41.000 You find out a song from 1969, and you're like, how is that not a fucking smash hit?
04:36:49.000 Yeah.
04:36:50.000 Do you ever heard of Johnny Thunder?
04:36:51.000 No, sir.
04:36:53.000 Play I'm Alive by Johnny Thunder.
04:36:56.000 My friend Brian Simpson told me about this the other day, and he goes, you gotta hear this song.
04:37:02.000 And we had to do the research.
04:37:04.000 When was this released?
04:37:05.000 We thought it was 2011. It's 1969. It was re-released.
04:37:11.000 But I want you to imagine a world where a dude who makes a song that's this fucking good isn't a superstar.
04:37:22.000 Listen to this shit.
04:37:31.000 Sounds like the Black Keys.
04:37:36.000 Yeah, man.
04:37:39.000 Yeah, dude.
04:37:52.000 It does sound modern because the way they cut records now is just like...
04:37:57.000 They chase that retro vibe.
04:38:03.000 Yeah.
04:38:08.000 Oh, oh, oh.
04:38:31.000 What year was this?
04:38:32.000 69, son.
04:38:34.000 His distortion is crazy on that guitar.
04:38:36.000 That tone is amazing.
04:38:47.000 Goddamn, this is good!
04:38:49.000 I'm gonna get out my phone.
04:38:52.000 I'll send it to you.
04:38:53.000 All right, yeah, please.
04:38:54.000 Thank you.
04:38:55.000 I will not forget.
04:38:56.000 This is one of my favorite songs.
04:38:58.000 I fucking love this song.
04:38:59.000 Yeah, you gotta send that to me.
04:39:00.000 I listen to this song every night in my green room.
04:39:02.000 That's like mandatory listening.
04:39:03.000 Yeah, that shit is amazing.
04:39:04.000 I listen to Open the Gates.
04:39:06.000 That's the first song we listen to when I get in the room because it's a crazy song.
04:39:10.000 It's just a good way to get it going.
04:39:15.000 What is this?
04:39:15.000 This is the other version of it?
04:39:17.000 He covered this version of it.
04:39:19.000 Yeah.
04:39:19.000 Yeah.
04:39:20.000 Their version sucks.
04:39:21.000 Oh, yeah?
04:39:21.000 This version...
04:39:22.000 Listen to this.
04:39:25.000 It's slower.
04:39:26.000 Listen to this, though.
04:39:29.000 They got good monthly listeners.
04:39:32.000 They got 1.7 million.
04:39:33.000 Well, it's Tommy James and the Shondells.
04:39:35.000 They're very famous.
04:39:36.000 I don't know them.
04:39:38.000 Really?
04:39:38.000 No.
04:39:39.000 Oh, yeah.
04:39:39.000 They're a 1960s band.
04:39:43.000 I would like to see Joe Rogan with, like, a mod haircut.
04:39:46.000 Yeah, I'd go for it, bro.
04:39:47.000 You'd look cool.
04:39:48.000 Full of hair, I'd get mutton chops.
04:39:50.000 Cruzy, baby.
04:39:50.000 Let's go, baby.
04:39:51.000 Give me them fucking big collars, bitch.
04:39:54.000 Elvis collars.
04:39:55.000 Let's go.
04:39:56.000 Do I make you Randy?
04:39:58.000 There's a country version of it, too, with Kenny Chesney and Dave Matthews.
04:40:01.000 Okay, let's hear a little bit of that.
04:40:03.000 Let's hear a little bit of that.
04:40:07.000 Actually, it's called I'm Alive.
04:40:08.000 This could be a different song.
04:40:09.000 It sounds very different.
04:40:10.000 Yeah.
04:40:11.000 Alright, I'll just skip that.
04:40:12.000 It sounds very different.
04:40:13.000 Unless they completely whitened it up.
04:40:15.000 They brutalized it.
04:40:18.000 Kenny Chosney does not have the mod haircut, man.
04:40:21.000 Yeah.
04:40:22.000 Well, that song, it's a perfect song.
04:40:25.000 It's like, just leave it alone.
04:40:28.000 Yeah, you get so much with it.
04:40:29.000 That song's perfect.
04:40:30.000 That song's so good, man.
04:40:32.000 It's got so much fucking feeling to it.
04:40:36.000 And nobody heard about it.
04:40:37.000 It's not covered by them.
04:40:39.000 What's that?
04:40:39.000 That's not the same song.
04:40:40.000 Oh, of course.
04:40:41.000 Yeah, it didn't seem like it as you were playing it.
04:40:44.000 You'd have to have big balls to cover that song after Johnny Thunder.
04:40:47.000 It's just so good, man.
04:40:48.000 Great name, too.
04:40:49.000 Yeah, what a great name.
04:40:49.000 Not a porn star name at all.
04:40:54.000 Johnny Thunder.
04:40:56.000 Joe Rogan, I gotta pee.
04:40:58.000 All right, my brother.
04:40:58.000 Let's wrap this up.
04:40:59.000 I love you.
04:41:00.000 I love you, too.
04:41:00.000 I appreciate you very much, man.
04:41:01.000 Thank you for having me, sir.
04:41:03.000 It's always fun to talk to you.
04:41:04.000 Let's do it more often.
04:41:05.000 I would absolutely love to.
04:41:06.000 All right.
04:41:06.000 And I'll see you tomorrow night.
04:41:07.000 Yes, sir.
04:41:08.000 Oh, we're going to go to the mothership tonight.
04:41:09.000 Yeah, no, we're fucking going to party.
04:41:10.000 Let's go.
04:41:11.000 Bye, everybody.
04:41:12.000 Good night.
04:41:12.000 I love you guys.
04:41:13.000 Be safe.
04:41:14.000 Keep being amazing.
04:41:15.000 Have a great night, guys.
04:41:16.000 I love you.