The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience #2019 - Tim Dillon

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00:00:12.000 Hey, Tim!

00:00:13.000 Joe Rogan, thank you for having me.

00:00:14.000 What's up, my brother?

00:00:15.000 Always good to see you.

00:00:16.000 Good to be here.

00:00:17.000 You escaped from L.A. before the massive strike.

00:00:18.000 Yeah, well, I think it didn't affect flights as much as I thought, but it was 11,000 city workers decided to strike.

00:00:27.000 And a lot of those are, but air traffic controllers are federal.

00:00:31.000 But the baggage claims all screwed up.

00:00:33.000 They canceled a bunch of stuff.

00:00:36.000 I don't know.

00:00:36.000 It's 11,000 city workers.

00:00:38.000 I don't know what they're...

00:00:40.000 I think it's a bunch of different groups of them that want stuff.

00:00:45.000 Yeah.

00:00:45.000 Is there specific demands?

00:00:47.000 Is it pay increase?

00:00:48.000 Maybe they want to stop getting killed by the homeless.

00:00:52.000 Maybe it's very reasonable. 0.86

00:00:53.000 Maybe it has nothing to do with money, and they're like, we just want to stop being like people flinging their excrement at us while we're cleaning the park.

00:01:00.000 Could be.

00:01:01.000 Yeah.

00:01:01.000 I don't know what it is.

00:01:02.000 I don't know what the demands are.

00:01:05.000 Maybe they're scared they're going to be replaced by AI, like the actors and writers.

00:01:09.000 They might be.

00:01:10.000 Who knows?

00:01:10.000 You know what the sketchiest thing that I saw about the whole actor-writer thing was that for background players, when people work on a film, they wanted access to their image Forever.

00:01:22.000 Right.

00:01:23.000 So they would take you and make a digital version of you.

00:01:25.000 Yeah.

00:01:26.000 So if you're like a background guy, instead of paying background people to hang around in some crowd scene, they will now just fill it in with you.

00:01:33.000 So the same background people, which is like one of the nuttiest fucking like fringe theories of any catastrophe is that you have these actors.

00:01:47.000 Right. 0.88

00:01:47.000 Like what do they call them? 0.88

00:01:48.000 Crisis actors.

00:01:49.000 Crisis actors, right.

00:01:50.000 Right.

00:01:51.000 Where these people are hired by the federal government, and they appear in multiple different scenarios where they say that something happened to them, and the shooter entered into the building.

00:02:02.000 Yeah.

00:02:02.000 Well, they're striking next, the crisis actors.

00:02:05.000 They're going to go, I am worried that my likeness will be used at Sandy Hook in perpetuity without my...

00:02:12.000 Yeah, it's weird.

00:02:13.000 It's weird because it doesn't seem like there's a way to prevent it.

00:02:20.000 Prevent the digital use of your imagery?

00:02:22.000 Well, every business in the world is using AI, right?

00:02:27.000 These movie studios and streamers spent a lot of money investing in AI technology during the pandemic.

00:02:36.000 A lot of in-house AI projects.

00:02:38.000 And, you know, I imagine that they're going to utilize that technology to some degree.

00:02:44.000 I agree, though, that it's creepy and it will eliminate a lot of jobs.

00:02:48.000 And if there's a way to stop them, great.

00:02:51.000 But is there?

00:02:53.000 There's no way.

00:02:54.000 There doesn't seem to be a way.

00:02:56.000 No, that train is rolling and there's a lot of track in front of it and it has insane momentum and you're not going to put your hand out and stop it.

00:03:04.000 Yeah.

00:03:05.000 You might mitigate the effects.

00:03:07.000 Maybe the government would pass a law saying, listen, you can't replace more than 10% of your workforce with AI over the next five years.

00:03:15.000 I don't know if that would even be a feasible thing to do, but maybe they could do something like that.

00:03:21.000 The problem is, if you have a business and the business can be better run by AI, do you have a responsibility to hire human beings to do a lesser job?

00:03:31.000 Great question.

00:03:32.000 It's a real good question.

00:03:34.000 It's an ethical, moral question.

00:03:36.000 And if you listen to these Drake songs that they're coming out with, so Eminem's song that just came out with, they're good.

00:03:42.000 Yeah.

00:03:43.000 They're good.

00:03:43.000 I was just having a conversation with Post Malone about it.

00:03:46.000 Because, you know, Post uses, like, auto-tune, but he writes all his own songs, you know, and he performs all his own songs.

00:03:53.000 And I think his fans...

00:03:56.000 Want to know that's him singing a song.

00:03:58.000 They would probably still enjoy a fake Post Malone song, but dude, I saw him live last night.

00:04:05.000 When you see these people singing along with him, It's something really powerful, man.

00:04:10.000 It's not just like a regular concert. 0.99

00:04:13.000 They fucking love that dude. 0.98

00:04:17.000 Well, look at the Taylor Swift thing, which I feel very left out of because I'm the only person that has not seen it. 0.99

00:04:23.000 And I don't get it.

00:04:24.000 She's clearly talented and God bless. 0.99

00:04:27.000 I just don't have that But you're not a girl. 1.00

00:04:30.000 That's all it is.

00:04:31.000 Yeah, but the dudes are there too.

00:04:32.000 Yeah, Dave Portnoy loves it.

00:04:34.000 A lot of people love it, and I don't get it, and I don't begrudge anyone else getting it.

00:04:40.000 But maybe if you go to one live, you'll get it.

00:04:42.000 Yeah.

00:04:43.000 Because it's supposed to be a spectacular show.

00:04:47.000 Sure.

00:04:47.000 Tons of dancers and visuals.

00:04:50.000 Great.

00:04:53.000 That's phenomenal.

00:04:54.000 I grew up listening to people like Tina Turner and Janis Joplin.

00:04:57.000 So to me, it's like Taylor Swift.

00:04:59.000 It's different.

00:05:00.000 It's different.

00:05:01.000 That's all I'm going to say.

00:05:01.000 I don't want to be attacked.

00:05:02.000 I don't want people following me.

00:05:03.000 It's different.

00:05:05.000 You know what I mean?

00:05:06.000 This is like the same thing about the Barbie movie.

00:05:09.000 Yeah.

00:05:10.000 Maybe it's not for you.

00:05:11.000 That's right.

00:05:12.000 And if it's not for you and you're going and giving this scathing review of something that's clearly not for you.

00:05:19.000 Right.

00:05:19.000 Look, I get it if that's your business.

00:05:21.000 You're in the culture war business.

00:05:23.000 You're in the critique business.

00:05:25.000 You're in the reaction video business.

00:05:28.000 Right.

00:05:28.000 I get it.

00:05:28.000 Right.

00:05:29.000 I get it.

00:05:29.000 But just as like a rational person.

00:05:32.000 Yeah.

00:05:32.000 Like imagine being mad that people like Taylor Swift.

00:05:35.000 No, there's no anger.

00:05:37.000 I actually, like most cultural things, I wish I got it.

00:05:42.000 My life would be easier if I got, like, I would be more included.

00:05:46.000 I would be able to participate in conversations easier.

00:05:49.000 I want to be in.

00:05:51.000 All these things that people like that I can't get into, I want to be in.

00:05:57.000 The Barbie movie is an interesting one.

00:05:59.000 Because it is clearly a movie that's made for girls and everybody else.

00:06:04.000 But also, it's a Barbie movie.

00:06:07.000 Barbie's appealed to girls.

00:06:08.000 It's like saying Commando was not just for guys.

00:06:12.000 There's a few people on the margins that will like it.

00:06:17.000 There's a few lesbians that go to see Commando and they're very into it. 1.00

00:06:21.000 A few gay men really love Barbie, but the vast majority, it is gender specific. 0.90

00:06:26.000 And there's like a tremendous amount of outrage about that movie.

00:06:29.000 And when I went to see it, apparently people are upset at my reaction to it.

00:06:33.000 I was genuinely surprised that anyone would be upset at the movie.

00:06:37.000 What they're mad about is talking about the patriarchy. 0.99

00:06:41.000 But first of all, it's a fucking parody movie. 0.99

00:06:43.000 It's a movie about a doll who comes to life. 0.99

00:06:46.000 And you have a doll who lives in that world where the doll's the most important thing.

00:06:50.000 It's all about Barbie and Barbie's world.

00:06:53.000 Of course, the men would be superficial.

00:06:55.000 Ken is superficial.

00:06:56.000 Right.

00:06:57.000 That's the plot.

00:06:59.000 How else are you going to make a Barbie movie where Barbie comes to life? 0.96

00:07:02.000 I mean, it's a great juxtaposition, like seeing the difference between the world of living human beings, where men are running everything, and the world of Barbie world, where the Barbies are the Supreme Court, and they all wear bikinis on the Supreme Court. 0.51

00:07:14.000 That's funny.

00:07:15.000 It's funny.

00:07:16.000 That's funny.

00:07:16.000 Dude, it's a funny movie, man.

00:07:18.000 Yeah.

00:07:18.000 It's like, I just don't understand why people would get so upset at this movie that's just not made for them.

00:07:24.000 Well, because it's how you said it.

00:07:26.000 It's how you make money.

00:07:27.000 Yeah.

00:07:28.000 But it's like this culture war aspect of it.

00:07:30.000 It's like, come on, people.

00:07:32.000 Well, there's, I think, an idea that...

00:07:34.000 You know that everything that's out right now, there's political implications to everything.

00:07:40.000 Everything.

00:07:40.000 And that's kind of exhausting, right?

00:07:43.000 It's tiring, right?

00:07:44.000 Figuring out if your yogurt is woke.

00:07:47.000 Like going through your grocery, opening your refrigerator and going, what's woke?

00:07:51.000 Is the mustard woke?

00:07:53.000 It's crazy.

00:07:54.000 I think people are a little sick of it.

00:07:56.000 And I think it's a little...

00:07:57.000 First of all, all the food's poison.

00:07:59.000 Let's start there.

00:08:00.000 That should make more sense. 1.00

00:08:02.000 It should be the barbecue sauce is liquid sugar poison, not does it want trans people to fucking take their tits out at the White House. 1.00

00:08:12.000 It's food. 1.00

00:08:13.000 And it shouldn't...

00:08:14.000 But it's a level of wild that I don't think people were prepared for.

00:08:18.000 I think Bud Light made a little bit of a mess, right?

00:08:21.000 They put Dylan Mulvaney out there.

00:08:24.000 And then I think people were kind of like, hey, what's going on?

00:08:28.000 And then it just became a firestorm.

00:08:30.000 And then everything else is like contagion.

00:08:32.000 So it spreads now.

00:08:33.000 And now it's like, well, what is Chick-fil-A doing?

00:08:36.000 Are they doing stuff that they shouldn't be doing?

00:08:39.000 Yeah.

00:08:40.000 It's kind of, it's just, it's getting tiring.

00:08:42.000 Conservatives are trying to find fake conservatives.

00:08:45.000 Yes.

00:08:46.000 Like, they're engaging in the same sort of behavioral that they accuse liberals doing of these liberal witch hunts.

00:08:51.000 Yes.

00:08:51.000 They're doing it with conservatives.

00:08:53.000 Like, you could never be woke enough, you could never be conservative enough.

00:08:56.000 Some of them, like, want to call people closet, like, closet liberals.

00:08:59.000 Or, you know that term, rhino.

00:09:00.000 Yeah.

00:09:00.000 Republican in name only.

00:09:02.000 Yes, for sure.

00:09:04.000 The tribal war between human beings that seemingly will always exist.

00:09:09.000 It'll never end.

00:09:09.000 It's so fascinating how that mindset just takes new forms, you know, and has the same behavior, the thing that it hated decades earlier, like on the left, like this...

00:09:22.000 This want for war in Ukraine, this trust in the military-industrial complex in Ukraine.

00:09:27.000 What happened to you guys?

00:09:28.000 You guys are a totally different thing.

00:09:31.000 No one's discussing.

00:09:32.000 Every argument made against, rightly, the Iraq war and the Afghanistan war. 1.00

00:09:37.000 Like, what's the plan?

00:09:39.000 We're going to be in a quagmire.

00:09:41.000 The money would be better used at home.

00:09:43.000 All of those arguments were used ad nauseam by people on the left, and they were right. 0.73

00:09:50.000 And now if you bring up any of those arguments about the Ukraine, you're called heartless.

00:09:53.000 It's weird.

00:09:54.000 You're called a Putin apologist.

00:09:56.000 It's weird.

00:09:57.000 So it's weird.

00:09:58.000 And the best take on it was Trump.

00:09:59.000 Right.

00:09:59.000 When he was doing...

00:10:00.000 What is her name?

00:10:01.000 Caitlin Collins?

00:10:02.000 Is that what her name is?

00:10:02.000 The journalist that was...

00:10:04.000 Asking him and she was kind of like trying to say in a gotcha way, right?

00:10:09.000 Who do you want to win?

00:10:10.000 Do you want Ukraine to win this war?

00:10:12.000 He said I just want people to stop dying and that is somehow controversial Yeah, and that's because it's coming from him right anything that he says no matter how logical it is people are going to 100%.

00:10:26.000 And that was a very logical statement.

00:10:28.000 I just want people to stop dying.

00:10:30.000 By the way, that's the appropriate response to truly really every war out there.

00:10:35.000 Yeah.

00:10:35.000 Is that there's been no war that really hasn't been won with some type of agreement, treaty.

00:10:42.000 Most wars have some type of endgame where you can go, okay, we've got to split up territory, we've got to start a provisional government, whatever it is.

00:10:52.000 Now, this might be more difficult to do that, but at the end of the day, unending conflict only hurts the people in those countries fighting the wars and becoming victims of the wars.

00:11:04.000 They don't hurt the people here making a lot of money.

00:11:07.000 It's just so sketchy whenever money gets involved.

00:11:10.000 Yes.

00:11:11.000 Whenever you're realizing that people have an incentive to keep this rolling to the tune of who knows how many billions of dollars so far.

00:11:18.000 How much has been spent on that war so far?

00:11:20.000 Oh my God.

00:11:21.000 I mean, it's over a trillion probably.

00:11:23.000 You know, we spent a lot of money.

00:11:23.000 Well, what got me interested, what was why I started to read about it and, you know, was like overnight Overnight, the worst people in the world were absolutely in love with the Ukraine.

00:11:37.000 Like the people that, you know, again, the pro-Iraq War, pro-Guantanamo Bay, pro-torture, pro-preemptive war, they all were like very much across the board the idea that we have to support the Ukraine for as long as it takes and give them whatever it takes. 0.98

00:11:57.000 And I felt like that was crazy because we've seen that in the past, bite us in the ass, a lot of different places. 0.99

00:12:05.000 And they all, I mean, these are like the worst people in the world. 0.99

00:12:08.000 The people at Beverly Hills who were like, make valets cry, who were like, get my fucking car. 0.99

00:12:12.000 Like those people, they all had Ukrainian flags. 0.97

00:12:15.000 We're good to go.

00:12:34.000 Arm the Ukraine and engage in kind of this proxy war with Russia for an unending period of time, no matter how dangerous it got. 0.69

00:12:44.000 And Russia is a country with a lot of nuclear weapons.

00:12:47.000 So, I mean, what is the American national interest in that continued policy?

00:12:53.000 I don't know.

00:12:54.000 Go to any city in America, right?

00:12:56.000 And you see a lot of problems.

00:12:57.000 Homelessness, drug addiction, all of the money we're sending to the Ukraine probably could be used here. 0.54

00:13:03.000 Right.

00:13:03.000 And there was a long period where everybody knew that there should be something done to clean up the places that got hit by the riots, to deal with some of the homeless encampments.

00:13:15.000 There should be a way where reasonable people can come to some solution.

00:13:19.000 We need funding to fix these things.

00:13:21.000 Yeah.

00:13:21.000 But the fact they just all of a sudden have trillions of dollars for this.

00:13:27.000 Right.

00:13:27.000 It's like, where was all that money?

00:13:29.000 What about investing in cities?

00:13:32.000 Well, in the beginning it was, we want peace.

00:13:34.000 And Ukraine was invaded by Russia.

00:13:36.000 And I understand supporting Ukraine to a degree.

00:13:39.000 But now we're talking about the only acceptable outcome is regime change in Russia.

00:13:44.000 And then there was this guy, this hot dog warlord, this guy who sold hot dogs and then was chopping people's heads off, okay?

00:13:51.000 He did this fake coup that didn't work, and everybody in our media was like, he's going to be great.

00:13:57.000 Let's get rid of Putin, who, you know, his problems, his faults notwithstanding, and he's a murderer, he's done crazy things, but we've lived with him for 20 years in relative peace, meaning like, we've never had a war with him, right?

00:14:10.000 Right. 0.97

00:14:27.000 Wild.

00:14:28.000 So that to me is like you start looking at foreign policy going, does anyone care about anything? 0.90

00:14:33.000 Like to anybody, like this guy's a mass murderer.

00:14:36.000 He's running the Wagner Group, which is like, you know, this group of like prisoners, ex-prisoners that he recruited from Soviet prisons, from Russian prison. 0.93

00:14:47.000 And these are like murderers and rapists. 0.99

00:14:49.000 He's going, let's go to the Ukraine and kill everybody. 1.00

00:14:51.000 And then everybody's like, no, he'd be great. 0.99

00:14:57.000 It doesn't make too much sense to me.

00:15:00.000 And then that doesn't happen and everyone goes, eh.

00:15:02.000 What the crazy thing is that it's been adopted wholesale by the left.

00:15:06.000 The people that are always the most skeptical about war.

00:15:09.000 Well, were, but I mean, if you look at a lot of wars, I guess in history, a lot of them have been started by Democrats.

00:15:14.000 It seems like the party in power likes war.

00:15:18.000 Seems like if you're the party in power in this country, you do like a war.

00:15:23.000 With the exception of Trump, and I know people get mad when I say this, but Trump wasn't in a ton of wars. 0.98

00:15:27.000 I mean, he did do some drone strikes, he did things, but, you know, the party in power- He died like a dog. 0.93

00:15:33.000 Right, right.

00:15:34.000 The party in power, they seem to like war.

00:15:36.000 And I get it, I would too.

00:15:37.000 I would too, because it gives you something to talk about and do.

00:15:41.000 Well, Trump was the first guy that I ever saw who was a sitting president who openly admitted that the military-industrial complex wants you to go to war.

00:15:49.000 Yeah.

00:15:50.000 Like when Eisenhower was resigning, he said it.

00:15:52.000 But Trump actually said that.

00:15:53.000 He said it.

00:15:54.000 In an interview, I think it was with Steve Hilton on Fox.

00:15:57.000 Yeah.

00:15:57.000 Which is just a wild thing to hear.

00:16:00.000 That they might be influenced to be more inclined.

00:16:03.000 Not wars when they're necessary, but like wars that they can justify for financial reasons.

00:16:09.000 And listen, we should treat the people that serve the military with the respect of being honest with them about what their mission is, right?

00:16:15.000 And why they're somewhere.

00:16:17.000 Right.

00:16:17.000 If you're going to make the ultimate sacrifice for America, you're going to make that sacrifice.

00:16:22.000 You're going to put yourself in harm's way.

00:16:24.000 You might die.

00:16:25.000 You have a family and kids.

00:16:26.000 They're not getting paid millions of dollars.

00:16:29.000 We're not making them famous.

00:16:31.000 You know what I mean?

00:16:33.000 We should treat them with the respect of the things they do should be vital and necessary for our security.

00:16:42.000 They shouldn't just be out there making people money.

00:16:46.000 Exactly.

00:16:46.000 Which is why when I run for governor of California, which I should.

00:16:51.000 You could probably win.

00:16:52.000 I actually thought about it, maybe not seriously, but maybe I said, why not?

00:17:00.000 Why not?

00:17:01.000 You would really get a lot of votes.

00:17:03.000 There's something about it.

00:17:04.000 You were serious about it?

00:17:06.000 I might be serious about it because the only thing that's going to be against me is the hours and hours I have of me talking.

00:17:15.000 That's going to be tough because people are going to be able to isolate lots of things I've said and they're going to go, hey, this is crazy.

00:17:22.000 And I also might get bored with a job in a week and quit.

00:17:25.000 That's the problem.

00:17:27.000 I might just book like a comedy club in Des Moines.

00:17:31.000 Yeah, it's nowhere good.

00:17:32.000 And I might just leave and go, this is kind of boring.

00:17:35.000 Because I don't think, you know, I don't know, governing, running seems great.

00:17:40.000 Winning is great.

00:17:41.000 Governing seems terrible.

00:17:43.000 It doesn't seem like it's totally doable.

00:17:47.000 That's right.

00:17:48.000 It seems like whatever changes you make, first of all, imagine you're a guy or a gal or a non-binary person who just becomes the president.

00:17:57.000 You have to run in and fix everything.

00:17:59.000 All of the chaos.

00:18:01.000 You have to deal with everything involving foreign policy.

00:18:04.000 You're responsible for everything involving infrastructure, transportation, anything financial.

00:18:10.000 You're responsible for all the failures.

00:18:13.000 You get very little credit for the success.

00:18:15.000 They'll just name the innovators in each field that did this and you got lucky.

00:18:19.000 And it is a thankless job, and that's why they steal.

00:18:22.000 That is why they steal.

00:18:24.000 You got to give it to them. 1.00

00:18:25.000 The reason Pelosi and them steal is because she's like, listen, you motherfuckers didn't care about the student lunch program we did. 1.00

00:18:32.000 No one reported on that. 0.99

00:18:34.000 So the reality is we're going to have to take a little off the top.

00:18:37.000 You think that's what it is?

00:18:38.000 That's probably what it is.

00:18:39.000 I think they just get used to that job.

00:18:41.000 Yeah, I think people and I think that's how people who are relatively good people become politicians and get tainted by it.

00:18:49.000 Right.

00:18:50.000 I think when you get inside the machine and you realize that influence has a massive effect on all sorts of decisions that get made.

00:18:57.000 And that there's some sort of weird loophole that allows you to know about laws that are going to be passed in advance and then buy stock and accordingly.

00:19:04.000 Right.

00:19:05.000 In accordance, rather, to what you know.

00:19:07.000 And it's not insider trading.

00:19:08.000 It's not illegal.

00:19:09.000 It should be.

00:19:10.000 And they all do it.

00:19:11.000 Like, if you look at the, like, the congressman, right and left, they're all doing it. 0.83

00:19:16.000 But it's got to suck to be the guy who goes to Washington who doesn't do it. 0.74

00:19:19.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:19:19.000 You got to suck so much. 1.00

00:19:21.000 Like, if you get there and you're from some shit state, right? 1.00

00:19:24.000 Delaware. 1.00

00:19:25.000 Something.

00:19:25.000 And you get there...

00:19:27.000 And you're going to ruin the party, you're going to blow the whistle.

00:19:30.000 Everybody's like, dude, this is how we make our money.

00:19:32.000 Right. 1.00

00:19:33.000 And you're the guy fucking that up. 0.99

00:19:35.000 That's got to be a lot of pressure. 1.00

00:19:37.000 They would kill you.

00:19:38.000 It's like New York City Cops. 0.97

00:19:39.000 That's right.

00:19:40.000 Yeah, it's like that movie, The 7-5.

00:19:42.000 Yeah.

00:19:42.000 You know, first day on the job, he sees a guy get thrown out of a window.

00:19:45.000 It's like, he jumped, right?

00:19:46.000 And they're like, yeah, definitely jumped. 0.72

00:19:49.000 You guys just killed somebody.

00:19:50.000 Yeah.

00:19:51.000 Yeah, I guess there's so much pressure because...

00:19:54.000 You don't want to be on the outs with everybody.

00:19:56.000 Yeah, especially when you are involved in this business.

00:20:00.000 It's very competitive, right?

00:20:01.000 You're getting elected all the time.

00:20:03.000 You're competing with other people.

00:20:04.000 You're trying to get your name out there, and you're in this world where all these people that are in this world are doing this thing.

00:20:11.000 You're going to do that thing, too, probably.

00:20:13.000 You'd have to be very vocal against it, and that would be a real problem.

00:20:17.000 Or you've got to be a guy like Bernie Sanders who gets nothing done.

00:20:20.000 People just like him.

00:20:22.000 Yeah.

00:20:22.000 He's liked, but he gets nothing done.

00:20:24.000 He's from Vermont.

00:20:25.000 He's like, you know, I'm cool. 1.00

00:20:28.000 I believe in shit. 1.00

00:20:30.000 Everybody's like, good for you. 1.00

00:20:32.000 And then nothing happened.

00:20:33.000 I think it would have been an interesting one-term president.

00:20:36.000 Yeah.

00:20:36.000 It would have been very...

00:20:37.000 Very interesting.

00:20:38.000 It would have been very interesting if there was no shenanigans, right?

00:20:42.000 Right.

00:20:42.000 If the DNC didn't rig the primaries.

00:20:45.000 Right.

00:20:45.000 Because they kind of did, right?

00:20:46.000 I don't know how they did it, but this is something that...

00:20:49.000 What's that woman's name? 1.00

00:20:51.000 Who wrote that book?

00:20:53.000 Donna... 1.00

00:20:54.000 Brazile?

00:20:55.000 Donna Brazile, yeah. 1.00

00:20:56.000 She talked about it.

00:20:57.000 And she talked about being terrified after Seth Rich got murdered.

00:21:02.000 Right.

00:21:03.000 You know?

00:21:03.000 She was terrified for her own life?

00:21:05.000 Sure.

00:21:06.000 I mean...

00:21:06.000 Right.

00:21:06.000 Look, just random violence.

00:21:09.000 House of Cards...

00:21:10.000 Not murder, but random violence is common in D.C. D.C. is a...

00:21:15.000 Right.

00:21:15.000 But also, that probably wasn't...

00:21:17.000 Probably wasn't random.

00:21:18.000 And that House of Cards, if you rewatch it, I rewatched it.

00:21:22.000 It is probably pretty close to the way things happen.

00:21:25.000 I mean, listen, do they make it fun to watch?

00:21:29.000 Absolutely.

00:21:31.000 But when everybody's being blackmailed and controlled and people disappear and die, that probably is close to the way it works.

00:21:40.000 Probably real close.

00:21:41.000 Probably real close.

00:21:42.000 But then you think, how else could it work?

00:21:45.000 Right?

00:21:46.000 Like, it's weird to envision...

00:21:48.000 It's almost weirder to think of it not working like that in a weird way.

00:21:53.000 Not to be too cynical about it, but like...

00:21:56.000 Like, just imagine people showing up in, like, good faith debating each other and being like, well, I see your point.

00:22:01.000 And, well, I have a point.

00:22:02.000 Like, it feels like that's a total fantasy.

00:22:06.000 That would be great and I'd love that to happen.

00:22:08.000 That feels more of a fantasy than House of Cards where they're like, oh, you don't want to vote on that bill?

00:22:13.000 Take a look at that envelope.

00:22:14.000 And it's just... 0.94

00:22:15.000 Some you and some chick you're fucking walking out of a restaurant that seems to be more the way it happens Definitely more the way it happened in the past right and we know that so Probably more likely it happens like that now right imagine being in any other business Where when your friend drowns in front of your house, 0.97

00:22:35.000 everybody's like, rise! 0.99

00:22:39.000 Any other business, like if you're a comic, like if you came over my house and drowned, no one would think I killed you.

00:22:45.000 No one.

00:22:46.000 They would just think you drowned.

00:22:47.000 Absolutely.

00:22:48.000 But if you're a politician, if I was the president- People would be very not shocked if I drowned.

00:22:52.000 It would be- It would be a very, like, believable...

00:22:57.000 You could drown me and there would be marks around my neck. 1.00

00:23:00.000 They'd be like, that fat idiot fell, choked himself and died. 1.00

00:23:04.000 Like, it would be easy. 1.00

00:23:06.000 Right.

00:23:06.000 Yeah.

00:23:07.000 Any of our friends, for the most part, not all of them.

00:23:10.000 Pretty much everybody except for Alex Jones.

00:23:12.000 Most people we know could die and it would be a very believable story. 0.61

00:23:17.000 Yes. 1.00

00:23:17.000 Just some dumb thing they did or some... 1.00

00:23:19.000 Sure. 1.00

00:23:20.000 Yeah.

00:23:20.000 It does happen.

00:23:21.000 But when a chef...

00:23:23.000 Is on a pond outside of your house.

00:23:26.000 By the way, when you're not there, like you're letting the chef use your estate when you're not there, doesn't that seem weird that the Obamas were like, oh, no, no, no, you go.

00:23:36.000 You go use it.

00:23:37.000 He had that $11 million house we have in Martha's Vineyard.

00:23:40.000 You use it.

00:23:41.000 Doesn't that seem odd?

00:23:42.000 Well, if the house is that big, though, it probably has a guest house.

00:23:48.000 If they were there, it makes sense.

00:23:49.000 He's cooking for them.

00:23:51.000 But weren't they on the island though?

00:23:52.000 I don't know.

00:23:54.000 I think they're saying they were on the island.

00:23:55.000 The problem is we can't have access to the recordings.

00:24:01.000 The 9-11 calls, because you'll hear satanic sounds in the background.

00:24:05.000 Yeah, right, right.

00:24:08.000 You hear a scream.

00:24:08.000 There's weird stuff with the police log with that.

00:24:12.000 Gongs. 0.94

00:24:12.000 They didn't fill out immediately. 0.94

00:24:17.000 Oh, really?

00:24:17.000 Yeah, I mean, there's shady stuff.

00:24:20.000 But listen, here's the reality.

00:24:22.000 If you're the Obamas and you can't kill someone you want, what is the point?

00:24:27.000 Literally, what is the point? 0.99

00:24:29.000 But imagine if you're the Obamas and your friend just fucking drowns. 0.99

00:24:33.000 Yes. 0.99

00:24:33.000 And you didn't have anything to do with it. 0.99

00:24:35.000 Maybe he had a reaction to some medication.

00:24:39.000 Poison that you gave him.

00:24:41.000 Or maybe it's some medication that a lot of people took.

00:24:43.000 And he has a heart attack.

00:24:46.000 A lot of people near these people die.

00:24:47.000 That's my only thing.

00:24:49.000 Yeah.

00:24:49.000 Like, if you're like a dog walker for the Clintons, or you're like, if you're near either the Bush family, the Clinton family, a lot of these families, the people that are with them, they're Secret Service agents, they have accidents.

00:25:02.000 They hear a lot of stuff.

00:25:03.000 They overhear stuff, they're partying to things, they see things, and then a lot of them just, you know, they have accidents.

00:25:10.000 Yeah, whoopsies.

00:25:11.000 Bye.

00:25:11.000 Whoops.

00:25:12.000 Sorry. 0.99

00:25:13.000 All of a sudden, the guy's hanging from an extension cord and shoots himself in the chest with a shotgun.

00:25:18.000 That seems, you know, unlikely.

00:25:21.000 Where'd they find the shotgun?

00:25:22.000 How far away did they find it from his body?

00:25:24.000 Some very unusual distance.

00:25:26.000 I'd be so disappointed if we find out none of it's true.

00:25:29.000 Oh, yeah.

00:25:29.000 I would be so disappointed if we find out that all of them died of natural causes.

00:25:35.000 I would be so disappointed.

00:25:37.000 There's like 50 people that have died under suspicious circumstances.

00:25:43.000 Right.

00:25:43.000 At least one of them.

00:25:44.000 Right?

00:25:45.000 It says the 12 gauge shotgun was 30 feet from his body when he was found dead.

00:25:50.000 Right.

00:25:50.000 Well, he shot himself and then threw it.

00:25:52.000 30 feet is very far.

00:25:54.000 That could be...

00:25:57.000 Here's the thing. 0.98

00:25:58.000 If you are actually holding a shotgun and shooting it in your chest, there's not going to be any resistance on the other end.

00:26:05.000 So it's essentially like a rocket. 0.68

00:26:08.000 So it's not, because of the way you would have to do it to shoot yourself in the chest with a shotgun, it's possible.

00:26:15.000 It is. 0.51

00:26:15.000 Yeah, it's possible that it would go flying. 0.51

00:26:17.000 And then it would fly out.

00:26:18.000 Yeah, it would go flying.

00:26:19.000 Interesting.

00:26:20.000 So maybe he was just super troubled and that is what he did.

00:26:23.000 You just gotta think about it, if you're at that, if you occupy that level of society and somebody's threatening you, how do you deal with it?

00:26:31.000 If you have the, you know, whatever you want to call it, the ambition, the ruthless to get there, And somebody's trying to take that from you.

00:26:40.000 Yeah.

00:26:40.000 What do you do?

00:26:41.000 How do you handle it?

00:26:42.000 You try to blacken their name in the press.

00:26:45.000 You try to besmirch them.

00:26:46.000 And if that doesn't work, what do you do?

00:26:49.000 Do you just say, okay, I guess we're just going to get taken down by a scandal?

00:26:52.000 Or do you just say, hey, we got to take care of this?

00:26:57.000 I think it really depends on who you are and what kind of accents to people you have.

00:27:03.000 I can't imagine anybody getting to that level of society and letting themselves get taken down by someone far below them.

00:27:14.000 Usually when those families get taken out, they're taken out by like an equal. 0.95

00:27:17.000 Someone at their level, right?

00:27:20.000 But when someone far below you that you could get rid of or, you know, it's like that guy outside of that restaurant in LA, Austria Moza and Melrose and Highland whose car just went into a...

00:27:33.000 Yeah.

00:27:33.000 Things like that happen, and of course, yeah, maybe he was drunk and just decided to go 150 miles an hour.

00:27:38.000 We're talking about that journalist.

00:27:39.000 Michael Hastings, yeah.

00:27:40.000 Things like that happen, and they're weird, and you say to yourself, like, did you piss the wrong person off?

00:27:46.000 And he certainly did.

00:27:48.000 Yeah, and then how do people at that level deal with it?

00:27:52.000 It makes a lot of sense to me.

00:27:54.000 That people like that would use violence to deal with their enemies.

00:28:00.000 Yeah.

00:28:01.000 You know?

00:28:02.000 Yeah.

00:28:02.000 To silence their enemies forever.

00:28:04.000 Like, that makes sense to me.

00:28:05.000 But maybe I'm too cynical and maybe I'm wrong.

00:28:09.000 I don't know.

00:28:10.000 But it would make a lot of sense to me that they would...

00:28:14.000 There'd be a meeting.

00:28:16.000 The people would meet and they'd go, yeah, we gotta take care of this.

00:28:21.000 We can't allow this to become a thing.

00:28:24.000 Yeah.

00:28:25.000 You know?

00:28:26.000 And that's how they've done it throughout history.

00:28:28.000 Right.

00:28:28.000 I mean, that's what they did when they got her to JFK. That's what Lizzo should have done with those bitches.

00:28:33.000 But those bitches who turned on her because she was trying to help them. 1.00

00:28:39.000 First of all, that's not even a character. 1.00

00:28:42.000 You don't get to be a fat backup dancer. 0.90

00:28:44.000 That doesn't exist.

00:28:45.000 It's not real.

00:28:46.000 Lizzo made that category of person.

00:28:48.000 She made it.

00:28:49.000 And then they turned on her.

00:28:51.000 That's crazy.

00:28:52.000 She made it.

00:28:53.000 What is she accused of?

00:28:55.000 Fat shaming them, making them rehearse, making them stand up.

00:28:59.000 That's what their version of fat shaming is. 0.99

00:29:01.000 Making them stand up and walk onto the stage. 1.00

00:29:03.000 Making them rehearse, taking them to a sex club in Amsterdam where the performers are shooting bananas out of their pussies because this is what happens. 1.00

00:29:15.000 And Lizzo's like forcing them to touch the nude performers and force one of them to eat a banana that came out of the vagina of a sex work. 1.00

00:29:24.000 A performer, dancer in the sex club, Lizzo makes the girl, she's like, eat the banana, eat the banana. 1.00

00:29:30.000 And then the girl gets really angry at that.

00:29:33.000 But supposedly, Lizzo was just abusing her power. 0.96

00:29:37.000 This is what they're all saying.

00:29:40.000 But I don't know if I buy that.

00:29:42.000 I think it's bitter people, maybe, that are angry.

00:29:46.000 Because they all look like Lizzo.

00:29:48.000 This is what's going to drive them nuts.

00:29:50.000 They look exactly like her.

00:29:52.000 And she's worth $40 million. 1.00

00:29:54.000 And they're probably getting paid shit. 0.99

00:29:57.000 So they're in the background every night, dancing, and it ain't easy. 0.99

00:30:01.000 It's fun to be on that TV show that she had, but then you have to do it every night.

00:30:06.000 They're icing their joints.

00:30:09.000 You know it's hard.

00:30:10.000 They're in the trailer. 0.99

00:30:12.000 It's fucking tough. 0.98

00:30:14.000 Lizzo had to start getting on some of them, going like, you gotta tone it down. 0.99

00:30:18.000 You know, it's becoming a problem, you know?

00:30:21.000 The weight is becoming a problem.

00:30:23.000 And then Lizzo's response was she's like, I would never fire any of them because of their weight.

00:30:27.000 It's like, what a weird statement.

00:30:28.000 They're dancers.

00:30:29.000 How fat can they get? 1.00

00:30:31.000 How fucking big can they get? 1.00

00:30:34.000 If I wanted to be a dancer for Taylor Swift, and she came up to me and went, you're too fat to do this, I'd go, that makes sense. 0.99

00:30:41.000 And I'd leave with some dignity. 0.78

00:30:43.000 But these women, Lizzo has them on stage, she has them dancing, and then all of a sudden, she's abusing or making them do weird shit, and they all are now suing her, and her streaming has slowed down big time. 1.00

00:30:58.000 The ads. 0.96

00:30:58.000 You know how it is. 0.96

00:30:59.000 It's a big cancellation.

00:31:01.000 So did she...

00:31:02.000 So this show, were these girls dancers before they got on her show? 1.00

00:31:06.000 No, because you can't be a dancer at a certain...

00:31:11.000 Let's just be very honest here.

00:31:14.000 They're not at the ballet.

00:31:16.000 You know how the ballerinas are on the tippy toes? 1.00

00:31:18.000 That's not happening.

00:31:20.000 These women... 1.00

00:31:21.000 It's a fetish dancing.

00:31:23.000 These are larger women. 1.00

00:31:25.000 And I don't mean like...

00:31:27.000 Well, I had a cheesecake.

00:31:28.000 I mean like...

00:31:29.000 These are big, big, big ladies. 1.00

00:31:32.000 And they're dancing because Lizzo's whole thing.

00:31:34.000 Lizzo's like, I'm not getting enough attention just being the fatty up front. 0.97

00:31:37.000 I want everyone on stage to be fat.

00:31:39.000 So I can get more praise. 0.80

00:31:41.000 Because the media will be like, not only is she fat, everyone's fat. 1.00

00:31:45.000 The whole stage looks like shit. 1.00

00:31:47.000 How good of a person is she? 1.00

00:31:49.000 That's what they wanted.

00:31:50.000 I think that's what she wanted.

00:31:51.000 She wanted it wasn't enough that it was her.

00:31:53.000 It had to be everybody. 1.00

00:31:54.000 And that's what's bitter in the ass. 0.99

00:31:56.000 But the question was, these gals, how often did they have to dance? 1.00

00:32:02.000 Was it like every night?

00:32:03.000 How often was that show?

00:32:05.000 Was it a once a week show?

00:32:07.000 What was it?

00:32:07.000 I don't know, but they're on tour, so you'd figure when you're on tour.

00:32:11.000 Okay, so they're doing regular shows.

00:32:13.000 Regular shows.

00:32:14.000 Now, this is my question.

00:32:15.000 When you're a big girl and you're not exercising, then all of a sudden someone hires you for a dance show because they want big girls. 0.99

00:32:22.000 And then you have to do that kind of shit every day. 0.99

00:32:25.000 It's tough. 1.00

00:32:26.000 Your body's not prepared for that.

00:32:29.000 Your joints are weak.

00:32:30.000 Very hard. 0.99

00:32:31.000 You could get really fucked up doing it. 0.99

00:32:34.000 It's like asking someone to go into some crazy cardiovascular workout. 0.99

00:32:38.000 Right.

00:32:38.000 And they get mad at Lizzo because Lizzo doesn't have to do anything.

00:32:41.000 She just pulls out the flute.

00:32:42.000 Can I see what it looked like?

00:32:44.000 Can you show me what that show was like?

00:32:46.000 Can you show us the big girls? 1.00

00:32:47.000 Here Come the Big Girls is the show. 1.00

00:32:50.000 But I think they're also angry at Lizzo because they're like, we're dancing and rehearsing.

00:32:53.000 She doesn't have to rehearse.

00:32:55.000 Lizzo just kind of walks out on stage and sings her songs and does a little, but then pulls out the flute.

00:33:00.000 These girls have to like dance through the whole thing. 1.00

00:33:02.000 So it's difficult.

00:33:04.000 It's hard.

00:33:05.000 It sounds hard.

00:33:06.000 It's not easy.

00:33:07.000 Here's the TV show.

00:33:08.000 It's hard for a dancer.

00:33:10.000 Here we go.

00:33:12.000 Okay, so there's Lizzo.

00:33:14.000 It's on Amazon Prime Video.

00:33:17.000 What's up, y'all?

00:33:17.000 It's Lizzo.

00:33:18.000 I'm looking for dancers to join me on my tour.

00:33:22.000 Girls that look like me don't get representation. 1.00

00:33:25.000 Time to pull up my sleeves and find them myself.

00:33:30.000 We think and we pretty and we know what we about.

00:33:33.000 It's the battle of the big girls.

00:33:37.000 Ugh.

00:33:42.000 You could tell how badly this was gonna go, by the way.

00:34:02.000 You are created specially in your image for you to enjoy.

00:34:05.000 You don't have to be light-skinned.

00:34:07.000 You don't have to be skinny.

00:34:09.000 You're just beautiful the way you are.

00:34:11.000 I need to challenge myself and step outside my comfort zone.

00:34:14.000 Now I'm going into competition.

00:34:16.000 Some people are not at the same level that I am.

00:34:19.000 I'ma call you little sis. 0.99

00:34:20.000 She's trying to demean me.

00:34:21.000 She's not understanding how to read the room.

00:34:24.000 You might not make it into the show.

00:34:27.000 I see a lot of...

00:34:29.000 Right.

00:34:29.000 So what was that one that we just passed through?

00:34:32.000 There was one that like...

00:34:34.000 Was that a transgender person?

00:34:35.000 Yes, I believe that is a transgender person.

00:34:37.000 Yeah, even in like a quick glance.

00:34:39.000 Yes, it was a quick.

00:34:40.000 That wasn't...

00:34:42.000 I'll say they didn't do a great job at the, you know, fully going to the other gender there. 1.00

00:34:49.000 You know what I mean?

00:34:50.000 They kind of stopped.

00:34:51.000 And that's fine.

00:34:52.000 Not everyone does a great job all the time at everything.

00:34:54.000 I brought my car in to get washed and it comes out and you go, meh!

00:34:57.000 And that's kind of what that was.

00:35:00.000 So the show is basically, she's hiring these girls. 1.00

00:35:03.000 These girls, listen. 1.00

00:35:05.000 And then they're going on tour together.

00:35:06.000 I've had drug addictions.

00:35:08.000 I've had eating things.

00:35:10.000 When you are not in a good mental state, which is a lot of the reason people act out with different things, right?

00:35:17.000 With substances, with food, with whatever.

00:35:20.000 Listen, if you have people that are emotionally that have issues, You know?

00:35:26.000 And Lizzo might have them as well.

00:35:28.000 It's a toxic soup of maybe that becomes a problem on tour.

00:35:35.000 Everybody...

00:35:35.000 The idea of a judge having to adjudicate this to me is the funniest thing I've ever...

00:35:41.000 The idea of a judge in a room having to go, who called who fat?

00:35:44.000 Looking at Lizzo's on one side and he's staring at everybody going, wait, who's who?

00:35:49.000 Who's what?

00:35:50.000 Who's fat?

00:35:51.000 It's crazy, but it's unfortunate because they're coming for her career.

00:35:57.000 They're coming for her career big time.

00:36:01.000 The show itself seems like it would be a health risk.

00:36:04.000 It seems like it would be, right?

00:36:06.000 To force people to work out.

00:36:08.000 Part of the lawsuit has to do with the recording that one of the dancers made, and I'm reading this article.

00:36:14.000 It's interesting if you guys would want to read it.

00:36:16.000 It's pretty fun.

00:36:17.000 The suit also describes an alleged meeting with dancers on April 27th, in which Lizzo repeatedly referenced William's termination.

00:36:24.000 Allegedly telling her that she had, quote, eyes and ears everywhere.

00:36:27.000 Davis recorded this meeting because she suffers from an eye condition that can make her, quote, disoriented in stressful situations, according to the suit.

00:36:35.000 Days later, Lizzo allegedly held an emergency meeting where she discovered that the previous meeting had been recorded, the suit says.

00:36:43.000 Hurling expletives at the group and stating that she was going to go around the room person by person until somebody told Lizzo, who made the recording, according to the lawsuit.

00:36:51.000 The suit says Davis confirmed that she had recorded the meeting, allegedly told Lizzo that she hadn't meant any harm, and had deleted the video.

00:36:58.000 Lizzo allegedly responded, there is nothing you can say to make me believe you. 0.99

00:37:02.000 So it's kind of like mafia shit. 1.00

00:37:04.000 All right. 1.00

00:37:05.000 Well, someone did.

00:37:07.000 Here's what I want to know.

00:37:08.000 When it says, God, I hope she refers to herself in the third turn.

00:37:22.000 Yes.

00:37:22.000 Third person.

00:37:23.000 Somebody better tell Lizzo.

00:37:25.000 I hope that's how she says it.

00:37:27.000 That would be amazing if she said someone better tell Lizzo.

00:37:30.000 Yeah, I mean, she brought all these women on tour probably to abuse them, you know? 1.00

00:37:35.000 I don't think they thought it through.

00:37:37.000 That's what I'm saying.

00:37:38.000 When you have a bunch of fatty boom baddies on the tour, she's probably having a little fun going, You know, she's probably... 1.00

00:37:48.000 Eat some pussy out of banana. 1.00

00:37:50.000 Yeah, eat the pussy banana. 1.00

00:37:51.000 And also, bitch, do it, because where else are you going to dance? 1.00

00:37:54.000 Right. 1.00

00:37:55.000 You're not getting hired anywhere else.

00:37:56.000 Like, unfortunately or fortunately, you're not working.

00:38:01.000 Right.

00:38:01.000 So you were given this really weird, unique opportunity that only exists with this one woman.

00:38:07.000 Yeah.

00:38:08.000 It doesn't exist anywhere else.

00:38:11.000 This is not to body shame anybody, but there's been a weird shift in just the way society looks at these things.

00:38:19.000 Because it used to be that women that were representing clothes and things had ideal shapes. 0.99

00:38:28.000 That's what they used for advertisement.

00:38:30.000 And then something changed and they decided to...

00:38:34.000 Well, society used to really prioritize people who could breathe on their own.

00:38:47.000 And listen, as a person, I've struggled with my weight.

00:38:51.000 But I know that fat is not good.

00:38:54.000 Eating the wrong thing isn't good.

00:38:56.000 We shouldn't turn it into good.

00:38:59.000 It's crazy to turn it into good.

00:39:01.000 That's a horrible idea.

00:39:04.000 There's people that could be encouraged in this exact same state.

00:39:08.000 They could either be encouraged that you're perfect on your own and don't you worry about anything.

00:39:14.000 Right.

00:39:14.000 And don't you even worry about what food is.

00:39:17.000 Just eat to your heart's content.

00:39:19.000 Right.

00:39:19.000 Well, there were things that LA, they put this weird story out where it was like, the LA school district was like, let's stop telling kids that fruits and vegetables are good and that junk food is bad because the reality is that's racist.

00:39:31.000 I don't know how.

00:39:32.000 I don't know how either, but I saw that.

00:39:34.000 Yeah, they were like, it's racist if you tell a kid there's a difference between an Oreo and an orange.

00:39:39.000 That is racist.

00:39:41.000 Recently, they had a thing where Lizzo lost a few pounds.

00:39:44.000 I don't know how, but she moves around a lot, so she shaved a couple off. 1.00

00:39:48.000 Maybe lost a little bit in the face.

00:39:50.000 Don't know how it happened.

00:39:52.000 They started attacking her. 0.95

00:39:53.000 The fat activist people started saying, how dare you? 0.93

00:39:57.000 You're losing weight. 1.00

00:39:59.000 You're the symbol of fat.

00:40:00.000 And she should never have let them put that crown on her. 0.93

00:40:04.000 She should have said, hey, I'm an artist.

00:40:06.000 I'm a singer.

00:40:07.000 This is what I do. 0.88

00:40:08.000 Not, I'm the symbol of all fat people. 0.82

00:40:11.000 Because now you own them. 0.98

00:40:12.000 Now you own the fatties.

00:40:15.000 And you have to stay fat. 0.67

00:40:16.000 And you've got to stay fat.

00:40:17.000 So Lizzo loses a few pounds.

00:40:20.000 And then people started attacking her going, how dare you lose the weight? 1.00

00:40:24.000 And Lizzo literally made a statement.

00:40:26.000 She said, I move around a lot for my job.

00:40:29.000 I mean, look at how insane this world is.

00:40:30.000 Lizzo goes, I move around a lot for my job.

00:40:32.000 I lost a little bit of weight.

00:40:34.000 I'm not trying to be thin.

00:40:36.000 I don't even want to be thin.

00:40:37.000 This was an accident.

00:40:39.000 To keep this rapid... 0.99

00:40:44.000 Fanbase of crazy people. 0.96

00:40:46.000 My health was an accident. 0.96

00:40:48.000 My health was an accident.

00:40:49.000 I'm sorry I didn't mean it.

00:40:50.000 I didn't mean to improve.

00:40:51.000 It won't happen again.

00:40:53.000 So it's, we've gone so far.

00:40:55.000 Can I just tell you this?

00:40:56.000 Kevin James had a manager that told him once, when you're losing weight, you're losing roles.

00:41:00.000 Right.

00:41:01.000 Well, if you're an actor, and you're used to that certain thing, you know, people gotta get used to you another way, whatever.

00:41:07.000 But like, you gotta remember, with somebody like Lizzo, right?

00:41:10.000 You couldn't lose a lot of weight.

00:41:12.000 You're a Still a problem.

00:41:15.000 Like, that's the whole thing.

00:41:16.000 It's like...

00:41:16.000 She could lose a lot of weight and it's still...

00:41:19.000 Like...

00:41:21.000 It's such a luxury concern when people are like, well, how's the world going to relate to me with a six-pack?

00:41:27.000 It's like, just stand up by yourself first, and then get to there.

00:41:33.000 But it's crazy.

00:41:35.000 We've shifted the goalposts.

00:41:36.000 We're like, let's not abuse people.

00:41:38.000 Let's not be nasty to people, especially if you don't know them.

00:41:41.000 Or if you know them, if they're your kids or your friends, it's completely appropriate to go, hey, what's going on here? 0.93

00:41:47.000 But if you don't know people shitting on them on the internet or whatever, that's a shitty thing to do. 0.97

00:41:52.000 But saying that there's no difference health-wise between the big girls on that show and then thinner dancers is crazy. 0.99

00:42:00.000 It's crazy.

00:42:01.000 And we can't live in a world that's crazy.

00:42:03.000 We can't live in a world where we remove all sense of reality.

00:42:07.000 Right.

00:42:08.000 Because then it's like the only fun of eating a cupcake or a little scoop of ice cream is knowing it's bad.

00:42:15.000 Right.

00:42:15.000 That's the point.

00:42:17.000 Not because it's good.

00:42:19.000 Right.

00:42:19.000 When you eat a little something you shouldn't eat, you go, I did the wrong thing.

00:42:23.000 I'm a bad boy.

00:42:24.000 And you should feel ashamed a little bit.

00:42:26.000 There should be a little shame there. 0.99

00:42:28.000 And it's worth the shame because it tastes so fucking good. 0.98

00:42:31.000 Yeah, it's just worth the shame. 0.95

00:42:32.000 Like, you know, if you've ever been...

00:42:35.000 I walked out of a frozen yogurt shop once and someone recognized me.

00:42:38.000 I don't get recognized all the time.

00:42:40.000 But somebody recognizes you.

00:42:41.000 You should be ashamed of that.

00:42:43.000 If someone goes, hey man, I like your stuff, and you're holding frozen yogurt at 2 p.m., you should be ashamed of that.

00:42:52.000 That should be a shameful moment in your life.

00:42:55.000 You should be like, ugh, walking out of an ice cream shop in the mid-afternoon with Sam Talent in Austin, walking out of Amy's Ice Cream with Sam Talent, and then somebody goes, oh, Tim Dillon, and you go, you spin around, you look at it, and the only other people in the thing are children. 0.99

00:43:09.000 Because it's a fucking ice cream shop. 1.00

00:43:11.000 The only people there are fucking kids. 1.00

00:43:13.000 They're nine years old, right? 1.00

00:43:15.000 And then these rich B-Cave moms, there should be a moment where we go, oh, this isn't good. 1.00

00:43:20.000 This isn't right.

00:43:22.000 Divorcing yourself from that, that's when I think comedy gets weird.

00:43:26.000 That's when I think everything gets weird.

00:43:27.000 When you stop saying what is real or true to you and when you start adopting this idea that up is down and down is up and it's just a matter of how you look at it, that's when everything starts to get crazy.

00:43:43.000 Yeah, and that's where we are.

00:43:45.000 That's kind of where we are.

00:43:46.000 There's a certain percentage of the population that is questioning everything right now.

00:43:51.000 I mean, mathematics.

00:43:53.000 Yeah.

00:43:54.000 They're talking about mathematics being racist and subjective or somehow.

00:43:58.000 Yeah.

00:43:58.000 What was the argument?

00:43:59.000 I don't know.

00:43:59.000 Because it was designed, anything designed by white people, like I said, is inherently potentially You just gotta...

00:44:06.000 So dumb. 0.99

00:44:07.000 Yeah, well now it's important to like... 0.99

00:44:09.000 Local stuff's important now, right?

00:44:12.000 Like your family.

00:44:13.000 You can't really rely on institutions.

00:44:15.000 You can try to improve them, but the local stuff's important.

00:44:18.000 Like your family, your community, the values that people have, right?

00:44:23.000 And...

00:44:23.000 The schools you send your kids to, like, the context you provide your kids now, so when they come home and go, well, the teacher said this, and you go, yeah, yeah, but let me...

00:44:33.000 You can't outsource it anymore and trust that your kids are going to get, like, a good education.

00:44:39.000 You have to get involved and go, okay, your teacher might have some points, but also there's also a whole other world here.

00:44:46.000 Like, I don't think we could send kids...

00:44:49.000 To school and have them go, like, no, your teacher's right about everything.

00:44:53.000 Which I never believed.

00:44:55.000 I never believed that somebody driving a Toyota Camry was correct.

00:44:58.000 Well, you also have to think that those adults are with your children more than you are during the day.

00:45:04.000 That's right.

00:45:05.000 They're there for hours and hours with the undivided attention of your kids.

00:45:10.000 That's right.

00:45:11.000 And some of them are... 0.99

00:45:12.000 Fucking loons some of them think that they have a job to do to like remove the Programming of the parents that they don't agree with right? 0.99

00:45:24.000 So they could not agree with the parents and tell the kids that the parents are wrong and they're right like right Which is a real creepy thing because yes, I don't know who's right and who's wrong which is a made-up scenario, right? 0.99

00:45:36.000 But just that someone would decide that That they are right and the parents are wrong and they want to convince this child of something. 0.96

00:45:46.000 Whether it's they have political leanings, whether it's their attitude on whatever the fuck it is. 0.98

00:45:52.000 Whatever it is. 0.94

00:45:53.000 That someone would get into your kid's head and have some very questionable and debatable ideas that they're trying to push.

00:46:02.000 As doctrine.

00:46:03.000 Yeah.

00:46:04.000 And that does happen. 0.99

00:46:05.000 I've had some shitty fucking teachers that will just tell you, you know, tell you that they are right about certain things. 0.99

00:46:12.000 Yes. 1.00

00:46:12.000 I used to do cocaine with the substitutes at my school, and that was kind of the level of teacher we had. 1.00

00:46:19.000 But we had some great teachers, and then we had some teachers that were not great, right?

00:46:23.000 Yeah.

00:46:24.000 You know, we all know those teachers, right?

00:46:26.000 We all know those teachers who had...

00:46:28.000 Kind of an agenda.

00:46:30.000 They went in and they were like, they were teachers because nobody would listen to them.

00:46:34.000 So now they had this captive audience and they were like, well, I'm going to talk.

00:46:37.000 We had a health teacher like that in high school that had an agenda. 0.99

00:46:43.000 Not even like...

00:46:44.000 A sexuality agenda or whatever. 0.99

00:46:45.000 She would just complain about her own miserable life to us. 1.00

00:46:49.000 Like, she would just tell us about her husband and everything like that.

00:46:52.000 She was going through a divorce.

00:46:54.000 Oh my god.

00:46:55.000 And you're like, oh, this woman just wants people to talk to. 1.00

00:46:57.000 And that's how she taught class?

00:46:58.000 Yeah, she just would complain about, like, she had just gone through a divorce and, you know, like the husband.

00:47:04.000 And what was the subject?

00:47:05.000 It was health.

00:47:06.000 It's like a fake class anyway, kind of. 1.00

00:47:09.000 And this bitch would just get up and like, literally she said to one kid once, she goes, you're like a really effeminate kid. 1.00

00:47:14.000 He was like, well, if I get married, she goes, you're gay. 1.00

00:47:17.000 And then the class was like, what? 0.84

00:47:20.000 And then she's like, she goes, and he goes, excuse me. 0.99

00:47:25.000 And she goes, no, you're gay. 0.97

00:47:26.000 And then just moved on. 0.99

00:47:28.000 Like she was wacky.

00:47:29.000 I think she ended up getting fired. 0.66

00:47:31.000 But she clearly used her classroom as like a therapy session. 1.00

00:47:36.000 Yeah.

00:47:36.000 Where she wasn't like going over, you know, this was just like her.

00:47:41.000 I think that my grandmother was a teacher.

00:47:42.000 She was an amazing teacher.

00:47:45.000 But yeah, I don't think it's appropriate.

00:47:49.000 You can have opinions, obviously, as a teacher, but you've got to understand that there's certain things that... 0.92

00:47:56.000 But then there's overreaction, too, where I think they banned the book in Florida because it had two penguins that were dudes, but the penguins weren't fucking... 0.95

00:48:04.000 What? 0.88

00:48:05.000 They unbanned the book.

00:48:06.000 Come on.

00:48:06.000 DeSantis gets a little wild.

00:48:09.000 Well, he's probably got some really wild people that are supporting him.

00:48:11.000 Yeah, so he gets a little wild.

00:48:13.000 You get into those religious groups.

00:48:14.000 He gets a little cult-like.

00:48:16.000 Yeah.

00:48:17.000 Gets a little cult-like.

00:48:18.000 But as somebody who's been out of the closet for years and years and don't hide anything, I don't think six-year-olds should be taught about any sexuality.

00:48:26.000 Right.

00:48:27.000 No.

00:48:27.000 It has nothing to do with their lives.

00:48:29.000 Right.

00:48:29.000 They should be taught reading, math, the alphabet.

00:48:31.000 Anybody going like, boys in this line, girls in this line, and this line is for my special people.

00:48:39.000 Like, out.

00:48:40.000 That's what I feel.

00:48:41.000 Yeah.

00:48:41.000 And that's what most gay people over a certain age feel.

00:48:44.000 It's like, it's silly. 0.99

00:48:45.000 Yeah.

00:48:46.000 And Tango makes three recounts the true story of two male penguins who were devoted to each other at the Central Park Zoo in New York.

00:48:53.000 A zookeeper saw them building a nest and trying to incubate an egg-shaped rock, gave them an egg from a different penguin pair with two eggs after they were having difficulty hatching more than one egg at a time.

00:49:03.000 The chick cared for by the male penguins was named Tango.

00:49:07.000 So male Tango had two gay dads. 0.97

00:49:10.000 Is that... 0.86

00:49:11.000 Yeah, I'm trying to...

00:49:12.000 That's what they're saying.

00:49:13.000 But they unbanned this, I think.

00:49:14.000 They banned it and then...

00:49:15.000 I don't know why they unbanned it.

00:49:17.000 Yeah.

00:49:18.000 The ban was lifted because I guess it wasn't explicit. 0.96

00:49:21.000 What is wrong with gay penguins? 1.00

00:49:24.000 I don't know. 0.97

00:49:25.000 I think it's an overreaction because it's like... 0.98

00:49:27.000 But there were books where they were showing explicit oral sex. 0.99

00:49:31.000 They were showing illustrations of oral sex. 1.00

00:49:34.000 That's crazy. 1.00

00:49:35.000 That's crazy.

00:49:35.000 No, it's insane.

00:49:37.000 And talking about lust and wanting someone. 0.86

00:49:39.000 It's essentially cartoon pornography. 0.91

00:49:42.000 No, that's crazy.

00:49:43.000 And it's also crazy to introduce the concept of gender theory to children.

00:49:48.000 It's not fair.

00:49:49.000 It's crazy. 0.99

00:49:50.000 Kids are so fucking malleable, man. 0.99

00:49:53.000 They're malleable, and if they hear like, oh, there's boys and girls, and then there's this guy. 1.00

00:49:57.000 If you're transgender, you'll know.

00:49:59.000 You'll know. 0.98

00:50:00.000 If you're gay, you'll know. 0.99

00:50:03.000 You don't need to be told that you're transgender or gay or lesbian, whatever.

00:50:10.000 You don't need to be told that by anybody.

00:50:12.000 Another thing that really scares me is there does not seem to be a lot of attention paid made to de-transitioners.

00:50:21.000 Right.

00:50:22.000 You know, when you're celebrating this one thing...

00:50:25.000 There's another side.

00:50:26.000 ...I feel like you have a responsibility to look at...

00:50:29.000 Except Ben Shapiro's doing the new musical, The De-Transitioners. 0.87

00:50:33.000 That would be very good.

00:50:34.000 He apparently hated Barbie. 0.55

00:50:36.000 On his platform, where it's going to be a bunch of trans people who've DJed.

00:50:39.000 Well, the funniest thing now is some of the people that are critical of the trans stuff are trans people that have detransitioned, so they look wild, and then they're on Twitter or whatever it's called now fighting with... 0.84

00:50:54.000 The other people.

00:50:55.000 And you're like, it's like the Liz O'Fat thing where you go, wait, who's what?

00:50:58.000 Like, I don't even know what's happening.

00:51:00.000 But yeah, there's a lot of people that went through that stuff and went back.

00:51:04.000 So to me, it's like...

00:51:05.000 One of the guests of this podcast did.

00:51:07.000 Yeah.

00:51:08.000 Kristen Beck.

00:51:09.000 She was a Navy SEAL. Became...

00:51:12.000 His name's Chris Beck, right?

00:51:14.000 And then he became Kristen and then went back to being a guy.

00:51:18.000 That's why you can't make those decisions when you're young.

00:51:23.000 You got to see what happens.

00:51:27.000 Well, you also got to realize that there is some very strange spectrum of human being.

00:51:34.000 That's right.

00:51:35.000 And everybody, like, looks for some reason.

00:51:38.000 We try to find what is like us out there.

00:51:42.000 Right.

00:51:42.000 You know, you just can't just accept whatever...

00:51:45.000 See, it's so weird because I'm the opposite where it's like, I'm fascinated by people not like me.

00:51:50.000 Like, I see these comedy shows in New York City where it's like, they'll be like the all brown comedy show or the all gay comedy show. 0.59

00:51:56.000 And I'm like, you're living in New York City.

00:51:59.000 This is the most diverse place on earth.

00:52:02.000 And you want to hang out with seven people that look exactly like you?

00:52:05.000 Right.

00:52:06.000 It's the weirdest thing in our culture now that everybody needs to be around people like them.

00:52:12.000 Well, it's social media echo chambers amplified into the real world.

00:52:16.000 That's what it is.

00:52:17.000 And the thing about wanting everybody to be like you, the problem with that is like, what if you go up last? 0.97

00:52:23.000 All those fucking dudes have all the material. 0.95

00:52:26.000 They've taken every bit, every observation. 1.00

00:52:30.000 Oh, your dad wanted you to be a doctor too.

00:52:34.000 I understand community.

00:52:36.000 I understand having shared experiences with people.

00:52:39.000 But I also think some of the most adventurous parts of life and the most interesting and the most exciting How many cool stories start with somebody went on a trip and met a bunch of people that had no idea from different cultures?

00:52:56.000 And they said, I had the most epic trip ever.

00:53:00.000 And they'll describe every person that ended up on this backpacking thing with them, and not one of them is like another one.

00:53:06.000 And it seems so cool that everybody brings a perspective that you don't have.

00:53:12.000 You know and now it's like people are like, oh I just want to be around People like myself all the time it to me.

00:53:19.000 I'm like, isn't that boring?

00:53:20.000 Isn't it boring to agree with all of your friends?

00:53:23.000 It is boring.

00:53:24.000 It's boring.

00:53:25.000 Yeah You want to you want people in your life that you detest You know?

00:53:33.000 Like you strongly dislike.

00:53:35.000 That think they're smart and are wrong.

00:53:37.000 Right.

00:53:38.000 Right.

00:53:39.000 Those are the funnest people.

00:53:41.000 Certainty is hilarious.

00:53:42.000 Yes.

00:53:42.000 People that have to reverse themselves all the time are hilarious.

00:53:45.000 I have to reverse myself a lot.

00:53:46.000 I do too.

00:53:47.000 I will do a whole thing and then people go, well, it's not like that.

00:53:49.000 And I go, well, then that's fine too.

00:53:51.000 And I'll just keep going like 100% because that's what keeps life fun.

00:53:55.000 Yes.

00:53:57.000 Yeah.

00:53:57.000 And, you know, and it's always interesting to try to figure out why someone strongly believes what they believe if you don't believe it.

00:54:04.000 It's always interesting.

00:54:05.000 Right.

00:54:06.000 Especially if they're smart.

00:54:07.000 Yeah.

00:54:07.000 It's always interesting to like, okay, how did you come to that?

00:54:10.000 Like when really brilliant people are very religious. 0.92

00:54:13.000 I'm always interested.

00:54:14.000 Yeah.

00:54:14.000 And I, what's very interesting is like I, for me, my grandmother and grandfather was deeply religious.

00:54:20.000 My grandmother was a liberal.

00:54:21.000 My grandfather was a conservative.

00:54:24.000 So, politically, they were completely different.

00:54:26.000 But they each went to Mass every day, and they believed deeply in the Catholic faith, right?

00:54:32.000 And they had great lives.

00:54:34.000 And it was a very important thing for both of them.

00:54:36.000 But politically, they came out from completely different ways.

00:54:39.000 So he'd vote for Reagan, and she'd vote for whoever, right?

00:54:44.000 Mondo?

00:54:44.000 Wow.

00:54:45.000 A divided household.

00:54:46.000 Well, no, they were different.

00:54:48.000 My grandfather was my father's father.

00:54:50.000 My grandmother was my mother's mother.

00:54:52.000 But they got along.

00:54:53.000 They loved me.

00:54:54.000 They were great people.

00:54:56.000 They were very religious.

00:54:58.000 But my grandmother said, I, for example, don't believe women that want abortion should have to go to a back alley. 1.00

00:55:07.000 And my grandfather said, I believe that life starts at conception.

00:55:10.000 We should not have legal...

00:55:11.000 There was a big disagreement.

00:55:14.000 And to some people that would have disqualified my grandmother, they would have been like, well, she's not a real Christian.

00:55:19.000 But she was out teaching catechism, helping people, volunteering, doing all the stuff that Jesus probably would have done, you know?

00:55:28.000 So it was like they were completely different.

00:55:30.000 But yeah, it is interesting.

00:55:31.000 We have deeply religious...

00:55:32.000 I think it's a lot of like...

00:55:35.000 You know, without religion, it is difficult.

00:55:38.000 Without some idea of why we're here and what we're doing, it's a tough go of it for a lot of people.

00:55:47.000 Yeah, it's a tough go of it as a pure intellectual.

00:55:50.000 Right.

00:55:51.000 You know, some of the smartest people I know are really freaked out about life.

00:55:54.000 Everything that's just chance and theories and going like, one guy gets in a car, another guy gets in a car, that guy makes it home, that guy doesn't.

00:56:03.000 Yeah.

00:56:05.000 Living with the reality of that every day is really tough.

00:56:10.000 Yeah.

00:56:10.000 You know what I mean?

00:56:11.000 It is.

00:56:12.000 So I think what, you know, these systems that, you know, are very comforting.

00:56:18.000 And it would be great if there was some version of it that was true.

00:56:21.000 Like if there was some omniscient being rewarding the good and punishing the bad.

00:56:25.000 Yeah.

00:56:25.000 Phenomenal.

00:56:26.000 I think there's a lot of that.

00:56:28.000 But maybe there's a third way, which you talk about a lot.

00:56:31.000 And that's from like the DMT and stuff like that.

00:56:34.000 Maybe we all just go to some peaceful energy field?

00:56:37.000 Isn't that kind of the game?

00:56:39.000 Who knows what we are?

00:56:42.000 We think of our consciousness as our consciousness coming out of our mouth through our words.

00:56:48.000 And what we do and where we go and what we see.

00:56:51.000 But what is that energy if it's unstrapped from the human body?

00:56:58.000 When it doesn't need to communicate with sound.

00:57:00.000 When it doesn't have a body.

00:57:02.000 Is there something in there that goes somewhere else?

00:57:05.000 If that's this idea of the soul, that's one of the ways that people describe DMT experiences.

00:57:14.000 That you're entering into a well of souls.

00:57:18.000 You know, that there's some process where that thing goes back into a body, and then a new body has that thing in it.

00:57:28.000 Interesting.

00:57:29.000 So it's kind of reincarnation.

00:57:30.000 Yeah, the reincarnation idea.

00:57:32.000 But I don't want that.

00:57:33.000 There's another one.

00:57:35.000 One other thought.

00:57:35.000 I don't like that one, so let's get to one I like.

00:57:37.000 The other one is that you live the same life over and over and over again until you get it right.

00:57:42.000 That I don't love either.

00:57:43.000 That I don't love either.

00:57:46.000 Then I have to take mega buses again and perform in bars in western Massachusetts.

00:57:51.000 I know, but would that be so horrible?

00:57:53.000 If you already did it.

00:57:54.000 What about past life regressive therapy?

00:57:56.000 Do you think there's anything to that?

00:57:57.000 Or do you think that's just a racket?

00:57:59.000 Passive regressive?

00:58:00.000 No, past life regression.

00:58:01.000 Oh, past life regression.

00:58:02.000 Where somebody would go, you were Napoleon.

00:58:04.000 Well, there's some real issues with that.

00:58:06.000 Yeah.

00:58:06.000 People are very suggestible.

00:58:08.000 It depends entirely on who's providing the therapy.

00:58:11.000 There was a guy that did that.

00:58:13.000 His name was John Mack.

00:58:14.000 And he did that with UFO people.

00:58:16.000 All these people that claimed to have been abducted.

00:58:18.000 And he freaked out more at Tierney.

00:58:20.000 And she gave me a book, like, at work when we were doing news radio together.

00:58:23.000 She's like, you've got to read this.

00:58:24.000 This is crazy.

00:58:25.000 And it's all about these people that got abducted. 1.00

00:58:27.000 They all have the same fucking story. 0.99

00:58:30.000 And this guy did it all through hypnotic regression. 0.99

00:58:32.000 But there were some people that felt like he had made suggestive questions to them and that perhaps led them in a certain way to maybe even fabricate this kind of a memory.

00:58:48.000 I don't know though.

00:58:50.000 It's like I'm super suspicious.

00:58:53.000 I mean, I think that it's totally possible that someone could put you into hypnosis.

00:58:59.000 Right.

00:58:59.000 And in that hypnosis, you can recall something that was traumatic.

00:59:02.000 I also think it's totally possible for you to have false memories implanted in your head.

00:59:07.000 Right.

00:59:07.000 Because they know that you can do that.

00:59:09.000 They know they can do that with people.

00:59:10.000 They can give people false memories.

00:59:12.000 And so these people, they'll tell them about things that happened, and all these people will repeat this thing that happened.

00:59:17.000 Remember it, yeah.

00:59:17.000 They remember it, but it never happened.

00:59:19.000 And then they have to tell them, that never happened.

00:59:21.000 Interesting.

00:59:22.000 My friend's mother was into...

00:59:24.000 Shirley MacLaine apparently is really into this stuff. 0.99

00:59:27.000 Oh, super into it.

00:59:28.000 She's super into it.

00:59:29.000 So my friend's mother was really into it too.

00:59:31.000 And my friend's mother was just a rich, Long Island wine drunk. 0.99

00:59:35.000 Nice! 0.94

00:59:35.000 And she just... 0.94

00:59:37.000 You know what I mean?

00:59:38.000 She didn't work or anything. 1.00

00:59:39.000 She was just a fun, crazy bitch that we'd drink martinis with and smoke cigarettes. 1.00

00:59:44.000 And it was so much fun. 1.00

00:59:45.000 And then after a few martinis, she'd start talking about...

00:59:49.000 Her past life and Shirley MacLaine and how she used to, you know, she was a man in her past life and she was like a general in a war.

00:59:57.000 Of course.

00:59:57.000 Right, of course.

00:59:58.000 Of course.

00:59:59.000 Because she went shopping all day.

01:00:00.000 She went to the grocery store.

01:00:02.000 In the past, she was a winner.

01:00:03.000 Yeah, you're right.

01:00:04.000 I did my winning.

01:00:05.000 Yes.

01:00:06.000 In another life.

01:00:08.000 Yeah!

01:00:08.000 She was like, I was Napoleon.

01:00:10.000 Imagine bragging about a past life.

01:00:12.000 Well, that's what she would do.

01:00:13.000 She would get happy. 1.00

01:00:14.000 So it always turned me off to it because I was like, oh, this bitch seemed like... 1.00

01:00:17.000 And then Shirley MacLaine would have some workshop where all these crazy bitches would go in that, of course, had nothing to do during the day. 1.00

01:00:24.000 And they would sit there and then Shirley MacLaine would be like, and you were the Queen of England. 0.99

01:00:33.000 And you were Napoleon.

01:00:34.000 And you were a soldier who tried to kill Hitler. 0.99

01:00:37.000 You kept trying to kill him. 0.97

01:00:39.000 But you didn't get... 0.99

01:00:40.000 And it was this weird shit that, like, Shirley MacLaine would tell all these people that, like, they were like, I don't know, like... 0.98

01:00:46.000 It's just huckster stuff. 0.98

01:00:47.000 It feels...

01:00:48.000 A lot of it feels like that.

01:00:49.000 Yeah, it's tent church hustlers. 0.91

01:00:52.000 They sell crystals by Malibu.

01:00:54.000 You know, like you drive down to PCH, there's like a crystal truck on the side of the road.

01:00:58.000 Yeah.

01:00:58.000 What is that?

01:00:59.000 What is that?

01:01:00.000 But that's the thing, LA, there's a lot of like those yoga people that just are, you know, but it's also very selfish, a lot of it.

01:01:08.000 The yoga stuff?

01:01:09.000 They always talk about themselves.

01:01:10.000 And I'm not saying there's anything wrong with it, but everything's about them.

01:01:13.000 My favorite is learning to love yourself.

01:01:16.000 Oh, you're okay.

01:01:17.000 You don't?

01:01:19.000 But you talk about these people and they're like, well, the energy and this, that, and the other thing, but it always comes down to them.

01:01:24.000 They're never like, the energy was really good in the soup kitchen where I was giving the guy the food.

01:01:29.000 It's always like, I felt that I had to move to Marina Del Rey because I consulted and I went, I took ayahuasca, I went and my shaman led me on this journey and the journey resulted in that I should live in Marina Del Rey.

01:01:44.000 It's always like, you know, a very kind of like, it's about me.

01:01:48.000 Yeah.

01:01:49.000 It's like all those guys that go to Burning Man to take all those mushrooms and it's like, okay.

01:01:53.000 But it's like, they're not like, you know, it's not like this, you know, like the ethos isn't like, these are the same guys that are like designing like the types of systems that are like taking all your information and selling it to someone.

01:02:07.000 Right.

01:02:08.000 So it's like they're taking a bunch of mushrooms and then realizing that like, oh, I can make a better Palantir.

01:02:16.000 I can sell more data.

01:02:18.000 Yeah, I can sell more data.

01:02:19.000 All those festivals have now been invaded by these tech guys.

01:02:23.000 Who just go there and they're like, dude, the world.

01:02:25.000 They're like, I just got to really get into myself.

01:02:28.000 And then they're designing stuff that the CIA is using.

01:02:32.000 So it's kind of wild to me the way that we appropriate anything.

01:02:36.000 We just take any spiritual experience we want and make it serve us.

01:02:40.000 Yeah.

01:02:41.000 That's a fact.

01:02:42.000 That seems to be a human characteristic.

01:02:45.000 Yeah.

01:02:46.000 Like there's ayahuasca retreats are huge.

01:02:48.000 They are, but...

01:02:49.000 And they're good!

01:02:50.000 There's real good in them, but there's also like a certain type of person who gravitates towards those things to sort of spiritualize their existence.

01:03:00.000 And just by virtue of connecting yourself to the experience and having a few of those experiences, you have like a credit score.

01:03:09.000 Like a spiritual credit score.

01:03:11.000 Interesting.

01:03:11.000 It's a very high spiritual credit score.

01:03:13.000 That's interesting.

01:03:13.000 And then you can be this guy who wears wooden beads.

01:03:17.000 Nobody says they're into the dark arts.

01:03:19.000 What I would like is somebody who goes, I got into all that stuff, but I'm a witch.

01:03:23.000 I'm like a warlock.

01:03:24.000 I'm into the dark side of it.

01:03:25.000 I'm into like...

01:03:27.000 I'm the other side.

01:03:28.000 I'm Voldemort.

01:03:29.000 No one does that.

01:03:30.000 Those are the guys who do the late night shift at Walmart.

01:03:31.000 Right.

01:03:32.000 Those are the guys at Chipotle chopping chicken.

01:03:34.000 Black fingernails.

01:03:35.000 Yeah.

01:03:36.000 It's weird to me. 0.98

01:03:37.000 I always try to get into it, but it just sounds like junk. 0.94

01:03:41.000 That's the problem, right? 0.99

01:03:42.000 When you hear people talk about this, it sounds like junk. 0.99

01:03:45.000 Because usually it's the most selfish person in the world. 0.99

01:03:48.000 And we'll tell you about an ayahuasca retreat.

01:03:50.000 It's never like a good person.

01:03:53.000 Amazing things get co-opted all the time by people's personalities.

01:03:59.000 People will be like, my shaman told me I shouldn't worry about being on The Tonight Show.

01:04:04.000 And you're like, is that what you're using the shaman for?

01:04:07.000 Exactly.

01:04:08.000 Yeah.

01:04:09.000 Well, it's a thing that connects you to some form of spirituality that's non-denominational.

01:04:17.000 So it's just like being a Christian.

01:04:19.000 It has the exact same feeling as being in any other religious group.

01:04:24.000 And it's not just to disparage any religious group.

01:04:26.000 I think there's a slot in your brain where the rules fit in.

01:04:31.000 And I think that slot could be Islam.

01:04:34.000 That slot could be Mormonism. 0.98

01:04:36.000 But there's a slot in your brain, and we took that slot out.

01:04:40.000 We took that piece out. 0.99

01:04:41.000 We're like, hey, I've been reading this, and I never heard of anybody coming back to life after fucking three days. 1.00

01:04:48.000 Maybe this is horse shit. 1.00

01:04:48.000 Maybe he didn't make the fucking whole earth in six days. 1.00

01:04:51.000 Maybe this thing's really old. 0.96

01:04:53.000 That's why I always like Jerry Seinfeld, because he goes, I like things.

01:04:56.000 Like, he does this speech he did at the Clio, these advertising awards.

01:05:01.000 He got one of them.

01:05:02.000 And he just, he does this whole thing.

01:05:04.000 It's so brilliant.

01:05:04.000 And he goes, I like advertising because I like lying.

01:05:07.000 And he talks about, he goes, if things don't make you happy, you don't have the right things.

01:05:11.000 And you hear it.

01:05:12.000 It's so funny, right?

01:05:13.000 And people would be like, it's so disgusting.

01:05:15.000 Of course, it's, At the end of the day, people make you happy.

01:05:18.000 Love makes you happy.

01:05:19.000 Communities, family, all that makes you happy.

01:05:21.000 But when he talks about things making you happy, it's so funny and so him and the way he sells it.

01:05:30.000 The way Jerry Seinfeld sells it, he goes, there's nothing better than a pair of Levi's.

01:05:34.000 Or he goes, a Volkswagen Beetle or a Big Pen. 0.83

01:05:39.000 He's like, if things don't make you happy, you don't have the right things.

01:05:43.000 It's so funny and I feel like he does think a little bit like that.

01:05:46.000 Yeah.

01:05:46.000 Because that is a group of person, too, where they're almost spiritually connected to inanimate objects, you know?

01:05:53.000 And he said, this is all going to be in my new book, Soulful Materialism.

01:05:58.000 But it's just funny to me because it's like there are people you meet that when you talk to them, you go...

01:06:06.000 Yeah, like this does mean a lot to you.

01:06:08.000 That's a very funny premise though.

01:06:10.000 That's a very Jerry Seinfeld.

01:06:12.000 It's the best thing I've like I'm I think he's you know, I'm not familiar with all of his comedy shows brilliant Obviously his comedy is brilliant, but that award speech I saw it was like this very unique different thing that He goes, he goes, he goes, yeah, these awards,

01:06:27.000 he goes, he goes, here's what they really are.

01:06:30.000 He goes, I know this award means nothing.

01:06:32.000 He goes, and I know that because the last, the last time we did this, you know, the last time they had this award show, they left a bunch of them up on stage and you all just came up here and grabbed them.

01:06:41.000 He goes, you didn't earn them, but he goes, you just brought them home because they prop up your meaningless lives.

01:06:46.000 It was the, it's the best thing I've seen from, it was my just favorite thing.

01:06:51.000 Because it does seem like he's totally raw.

01:06:54.000 And I feel like that is him.

01:06:56.000 Yeah.

01:06:56.000 Like, he is being real in that moment where he's basically like, you know, this is what it is.

01:07:01.000 Yeah.

01:07:02.000 Yeah, here's the shiny thing.

01:07:04.000 He goes, it doesn't matter that it doesn't work when I get it home.

01:07:07.000 I want it now.

01:07:08.000 He goes, I want the thing on the commercial.

01:07:10.000 And there is something so deeply American about that.

01:07:13.000 It is disturbing on some level.

01:07:15.000 Yeah.

01:07:16.000 But there's also a level where you gotta just recognize how powerful that stuff is, too.

01:07:22.000 Yeah.

01:07:22.000 Like, we are one of the only generations of people that have experienced this level of prosperity.

01:07:27.000 Oh, yeah.

01:07:28.000 Which is crazy.

01:07:30.000 And instant access to goods.

01:07:31.000 To everything.

01:07:32.000 You have an app on your phone, Amazon.

01:07:34.000 Anything.

01:07:34.000 And you can just buy whatever you want.

01:07:36.000 You can buy crazy shit on Amazon. 1.00

01:07:38.000 Very expensive things on Amazon. 1.00

01:07:40.000 You just have it sent to your house.

01:07:41.000 It's like my boomer parents were like...

01:07:45.000 The first heavily propagandized generation with regard to advertising. 1.00

01:07:50.000 That's why we all grew up eating shit. 1.00

01:07:53.000 Because they believed corporations. 1.00

01:07:56.000 Corporations were like, McDonald's is it.

01:07:58.000 Your kids are going to love it.

01:08:00.000 And you're like, alright.

01:08:01.000 Go to McDonald's.

01:08:02.000 Now, my cousin's two kids have never had McDonald's.

01:08:06.000 They're six and four.

01:08:08.000 She goes, I can't control them forever, but for right now, they'll never have McDonald's.

01:08:14.000 We grew up eating there.

01:08:15.000 Yeah.

01:08:16.000 Because corporations were paramount.

01:08:20.000 My father loves commercials as much as TV shows.

01:08:23.000 He used to call me like the Budweiser frogs were his favorite thing in the world.

01:08:29.000 Remember those three frogs?

01:08:30.000 I do remember those frogs.

01:08:31.000 On the lily pants?

01:08:32.000 I do remember them.

01:08:34.000 Budweiser.

01:08:35.000 And my father loved them.

01:08:38.000 To him, that was art.

01:08:40.000 The boomers were one of the first generations where the advertising was art.

01:08:45.000 After 9-11, Budweiser did this commercial where all the Clydesdales took a knee and they said, from one American.

01:08:51.000 And they were doing it and you're like, where was it?

01:08:53.000 And they're doing it in Jersey and you're looking at where the towers used to be.

01:08:57.000 And it took you a minute to get it.

01:08:58.000 And then they all take a knee and Budweiser said, from one American icon to another.

01:09:03.000 And my father's like crying in the living room, going, this is the greatest thing I've seen.

01:09:09.000 The bodies were still, like, smoldering in my father.

01:09:11.000 Yeah, here it is.

01:09:20.000 It's crazy.

01:09:21.000 How did they go from that to what they did?

01:09:25.000 How did they go from that to this Dylan Mulvaney disaster?

01:09:28.000 Well, I think what they thought was going to happen, right?

01:09:30.000 Because I think what happens is you get, all you need is one nut.

01:09:33.000 This is all you need in any company.

01:09:36.000 Nobody's ever worked in a company. 0.97

01:09:37.000 Like the people that are curious about how this happened, a lot of them have never worked in a company where just one person has an inordinate amount of power and one motherfucker can go in there and go, no, this is the way it's going to be.

01:09:53.000 And usually that person doesn't get called out because usually the company's not Budweiser and usually it's not going to be, you know? 0.87

01:09:59.000 But we all see like one person in any organization can totally throw it on its head.

01:10:04.000 And I think they had a marketing director who said, We're going to have a little fun.

01:10:10.000 We're going to be a little edgy.

01:10:12.000 This is going to be cool.

01:10:14.000 And I don't think what they had imagined was that was kind of this straw that broke the camel's back.

01:10:20.000 People had felt like this new world was being shoved down their throat.

01:10:27.000 And then they were looking at Budweiser and they were going, we have to push back against this Because we feel like all of this is happening a little too quickly.

01:10:37.000 It's a little crazy.

01:10:39.000 And we don't understand it.

01:10:41.000 And they fought back.

01:10:42.000 But I think it was probably just one or two people.

01:10:44.000 That is wild.

01:10:45.000 That probably came in there.

01:10:47.000 And you know, you're not paying attention.

01:10:48.000 You go, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:10:49.000 Here's a budget.

01:10:49.000 Go work with influencers.

01:10:51.000 You know?

01:10:52.000 But it was also the speech that she gave about wanting to do something to sort of upgrade the brand's image that it was a very fratty.

01:11:00.000 Oh yeah! 1.00

01:11:01.000 What's one bitch? 1.00

01:11:02.000 One bitch has to go in there and go, I don't... 1.00

01:11:04.000 She goes out to a bar one night. 1.00

01:11:06.000 She's a bunch of guys in fucking, you know, those pink salmon shorts and fucking loafers drinking Bud Light and she goes, I don't like this. 0.99

01:11:13.000 I gotta change this. 1.00

01:11:15.000 Isn't that amazing?

01:11:16.000 Yeah, it's one person.

01:11:18.000 It's the whole group of people that buy it.

01:11:21.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:11:22.000 It's a shitty beer. 0.97

01:11:24.000 It's not the best beer. 0.97

01:11:25.000 I'm not a beer drinker.

01:11:26.000 I don't drink alcohol now.

01:11:27.000 It's not the best beer.

01:11:28.000 It's not the best beer, right?

01:11:29.000 It's okay.

01:11:29.000 It's fine.

01:11:30.000 It's okay when it's cold.

01:11:31.000 It's not like a connoisseur's beer.

01:11:33.000 No.

01:11:33.000 No, this is a cooler beer.

01:11:35.000 Yeah.

01:11:36.000 This is a frat bro beer.

01:11:37.000 Yeah.

01:11:37.000 And they were like, we're going to now do the Dylan Mulvaney thing.

01:11:43.000 Yeah.

01:11:43.000 I mean, you know, I don't...

01:11:46.000 I never want...

01:11:47.000 People getting upset about it...

01:11:49.000 I understand to a degree.

01:11:51.000 I understand where it comes from.

01:11:54.000 But I've never looked at corporations and went, they're good.

01:11:59.000 You know what I mean?

01:12:00.000 I never thought that they were beacons of truth.

01:12:02.000 So I never thought that, like, I can't believe it's not butter had to have my political view.

01:12:08.000 Like, you know? 0.99

01:12:09.000 Because I'm like, oh, they're selling poison crap. 0.99

01:12:14.000 And fat people are going, no it's not butter! 0.99

01:12:17.000 You know how wild it is that they convinced people that margarine was better for you than butter?

01:12:25.000 Well, they came in and they said, frozen yogurt's better than ice cream.

01:12:28.000 And it's all, it's just chemicals.

01:12:29.000 Same thing.

01:12:29.000 Just chemicals, right?

01:12:30.000 Just sugar.

01:12:31.000 Margarine's better than butter.

01:12:33.000 This vegan stuff, these impossible burgers are better than burgers, and they're like fake, and they're loaded with sodium, and they have fake blood and stuff.

01:12:41.000 But that's what, I always viewed corporations like that. 1.00

01:12:43.000 I always came from that generation where we looked at corporations where we're like, oh, you're full of shit. 1.00

01:12:48.000 My parents looked at corporations crying at the commercials, going, they care about us. 1.00

01:12:53.000 Budweiser cares.

01:12:55.000 McDonald's cares.

01:12:56.000 They care about us.

01:12:59.000 When I was a child actor, I said to my parents, they brought me to some audition.

01:13:03.000 I didn't get it.

01:13:04.000 And I came out and I went, I didn't get it, but can we still go to McDonald's?

01:13:08.000 My dad used that as like, look what a good head he has on his shoulders.

01:13:11.000 He can handle rejection and he just wants to go to McDonald's.

01:13:15.000 And it's like, no, that's a toxic factory of horrible food that no kid should be eating.

01:13:21.000 But we grew up having birthday parties there.

01:13:23.000 Every kid in my class had a birthday party at Burger King or whatever.

01:13:27.000 It's just what it was.

01:13:29.000 Because our parents fundamentally trusted Corporate America and the government enough to go, well, if it was bad, the government would be regulating it.

01:13:38.000 Yeah, nobody thought of fast food as bad when we were kids.

01:13:42.000 Nobody.

01:13:42.000 It was just food that wasn't the best food.

01:13:44.000 Right.

01:13:45.000 And nobody was like, this stuff's bad.

01:13:48.000 I think when Super Size Me came out, that was the first time where people actually really thought, okay, how bad is this?

01:13:56.000 Yeah, but then that guy was so annoying. 1.00

01:13:59.000 That guy that people were like, well, fuck him. 1.00

01:14:01.000 Like, he made a true point. 1.00

01:14:04.000 But people were like, but the corporations are smart.

01:14:07.000 They go, okay, but how about fast casual?

01:14:09.000 How about fast casual?

01:14:10.000 It's not fast food.

01:14:12.000 And you go, well, it's not fast food.

01:14:13.000 I have to stand on a line.

01:14:15.000 They give me a thing.

01:14:16.000 But it's the same thing.

01:14:17.000 Like, they just morph what they do.

01:14:19.000 So to me, I've never been like, these corporations will do what they can get away with.

01:14:24.000 And I think with the Mulvaney thing, they just want to step too far.

01:14:27.000 I think they just did it for that one person.

01:14:31.000 I don't think this is like a run of cans, right?

01:14:34.000 No, they just sent her a can and they were like...

01:14:37.000 But again, it's like, if you want to be the most famous person in the world, which like Andrew Tate wanted to be, right?

01:14:41.000 And then you get there and there's all these unintended consequences, right?

01:14:44.000 Then Dylan Mulvaney clearly wanted to be massively famous, right?

01:14:48.000 The whole thing is like, I want to be massively famous.

01:14:50.000 I want to work with all these brands and I want to...

01:14:52.000 Dylan had already interviewed Biden before that.

01:14:55.000 Yeah, yeah, they want to be...

01:14:56.000 But how does that happen?

01:14:59.000 They say...

01:15:00.000 How wild is that? 0.99

01:15:01.000 They say we had an effeminate gay man who didn't make it doing that. 0.97

01:15:04.000 Now she's a chick and she wants to interview Biden and the Biden goes, and they go, good, it's coming. 0.97

01:15:10.000 And then they just do an interview.

01:15:12.000 Biden doesn't know where he is or what's happening.

01:15:14.000 No.

01:15:15.000 No, he's just hanging on.

01:15:17.000 It's the least fun way to be president. 0.98

01:15:21.000 To be the most powerful person in the world and not know has got to suck a little. 0.96

01:15:25.000 It's perfect.

01:15:26.000 The best thing ever was when they go, the Biden family over in Nantucket in the holidays, they went to their Nantucket home and discussed whether Joe should run again and they all said he should.

01:15:35.000 And I'm like...

01:15:37.000 Is that recent?

01:15:38.000 Yeah, they had a meeting over the holidays where they're like, we're assessing...

01:15:42.000 July 4th holidays?

01:15:43.000 No, this was during the holidays holidays.

01:15:45.000 And they were like, the Biden family had this meeting, Jamie could look it up.

01:15:49.000 Oh, during December.

01:15:50.000 Yeah, where they were like, we're going to see if he's going to run again.

01:15:52.000 And Jill and Hunter and the rest of the crew met, and they decided it's a great idea for him to run again.

01:16:00.000 And I'm like, it's crazy sending a guy that old into battle... 1.00

01:16:07.000 Again, and I don't, you know, so...

01:16:10.000 There was some article, Jamie, about the accusations of how much money they received.

01:16:18.000 Like some new one came out today.

01:16:21.000 They were trying to figure out how much money the Biden family received during this whole Hunter Biden scandal thing.

01:16:27.000 Right.

01:16:28.000 Well, it's a big scandal.

01:16:29.000 People don't...

01:16:30.000 People are going like, well, his son's an addict and he stood by his son.

01:16:35.000 Number one...

01:16:36.000 Don't stand by it.

01:16:37.000 If a laptop came out where I had done what Hunter Biden was doing, my family would tell people I was dead.

01:16:46.000 And they're not even the president!

01:16:47.000 My dad sells wine!

01:16:49.000 And he wouldn't admit it.

01:16:50.000 There is a time you cannot support your kids, by the way.

01:16:54.000 What are we talking about?

01:16:55.000 People are like, well, he's a good father.

01:16:57.000 Is he?

01:16:58.000 Was he?

01:16:59.000 Do you think it was his Coke at the White House?

01:17:01.000 Whose coke is it outside?

01:17:03.000 It's definitely his coke! 0.78

01:17:05.000 But I don't like narcs and rats, so I think he should be a little- have a little- he can have a blast.

01:17:10.000 Yeah, what's the big deal? 1.00

01:17:11.000 You're at your fucking dad's house. 1.00

01:17:13.000 If your father's a president, you can't have a blast? 1.00

01:17:16.000 You can't do a little bump?

01:17:17.000 Comer releases the third bank memo detailing payments to the Bidens from Russia, Kazakhstan, and Ukraine.

01:17:23.000 What's the number?

01:17:25.000 20 million.

01:17:27.000 The committee has now identified over 20 million in payments for foreign sources to the Biden family and their business associates.

01:17:35.000 Oh, yeah.

01:17:36.000 I mean, listen, there's no way that they looked at him and what he should be the president unless they knew for a fact that he's controlled and being managed.

01:17:48.000 Yeah, this is all so wild.

01:17:48.000 This is no way he's...

01:17:50.000 So wild.

01:17:51.000 They want a guy who's...

01:17:52.000 He's been a company man forever. 0.95

01:17:55.000 He's, you know, he started his career letting, you know, people in Delaware, like these credit card companies, do whatever the fuck they wanted.

01:18:04.000 And he had that, you know, the architect of the crime bill where they sent a lot of nonviolent drug affairs. 0.92

01:18:08.000 But he's done...

01:18:09.000 He's a company man.

01:18:11.000 Like, he's a guy.

01:18:12.000 Yeah.

01:18:13.000 Joe Biden's been a guy.

01:18:14.000 It's why Obama had him as vice president.

01:18:16.000 He was never like an articulate guy.

01:18:19.000 He was never that great in it.

01:18:20.000 He was just a guy that would...

01:18:22.000 He's a solid Washington insider forever.

01:18:25.000 And that's what he is.

01:18:26.000 And now he's old, but that's what he is.

01:18:29.000 A guy that's just been in the system for a long time.

01:18:32.000 And that's what he is.

01:18:36.000 Him running again in one more year from now?

01:18:39.000 There's no way.

01:18:40.000 How?

01:18:41.000 Newsome is coming up and trying to run.

01:18:44.000 There are other people that are circling.

01:18:47.000 I don't think he runs again.

01:18:50.000 I can't see it.

01:18:52.000 I don't see it.

01:18:53.000 How do you think they get Kamala Harris to step down? 0.99

01:18:55.000 Because she's rightfully, if he steps down, you know, until some...

01:19:00.000 Kamala Harris cannot say a sentence.

01:19:02.000 She's almost worse than him. 0.98

01:19:04.000 She talks in like gypsy curses. 1.00

01:19:07.000 When they ask her something, she'll be like, my grandma said that a hive of bees is still bees if you bury it. 1.00

01:19:14.000 And you're like, what the fuck is this bitch saying? 1.00

01:19:18.000 That's how she speaks. 1.00

01:19:19.000 The woman has no idea what's going on. 0.99

01:19:22.000 But again, Washington, they're just like, you were a DA, you were a cop, you'll keep your mouth shut, don't you want to be the first whatever race you're pretending to be president today, Indian, black, whatever works? 0.69

01:19:33.000 And she goes, yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.95

01:19:35.000 But they got to get rid of her. 0.78

01:19:37.000 They got to get rid of her. 0.87

01:19:38.000 What they should have done, if they wanted to win, George Soros should have backed up the money truck to Michelle Obama and said, listen.

01:19:46.000 You are going to run because people like you.

01:19:51.000 They like you.

01:19:52.000 It doesn't matter, you know, about any of the conspiracies.

01:19:56.000 Maybe you are Big Mike.

01:19:57.000 Who cares?

01:19:58.000 What? 1.00

01:19:58.000 But you are going to run this goddamn country. 1.00

01:20:01.000 I can't believe you went there. 1.00

01:20:01.000 You're going to run this goddamn country. 1.00

01:20:03.000 That is the wackiest conspiracy. 1.00

01:20:05.000 It's a wacky conspiracy.

01:20:07.000 Can I make one point for the people that are on the side of it?

01:20:11.000 Yes.

01:20:11.000 It is weird, but I don't think she's Big Mike.

01:20:15.000 Okay.

01:20:16.000 It is weird that there's not one photo of her pregnant, but maybe there is.

01:20:20.000 Is that not weird?

01:20:21.000 Maybe it's not weird.

01:20:22.000 I don't know.

01:20:23.000 She's a public person.

01:20:24.000 Why would you want photos of her pregnant out there? 1.00

01:20:26.000 I understand that, but maybe it is weird.

01:20:29.000 Maybe it's not weird.

01:20:31.000 Maybe it's not weird.

01:20:32.000 Well, also, when she had her kids, were they private or public?

01:20:38.000 Was that when he was a senator?

01:20:41.000 I don't know.

01:20:42.000 I just know that...

01:20:43.000 He was a senator, right?

01:20:45.000 Yes.

01:20:45.000 Before he became president.

01:20:46.000 For sure.

01:20:48.000 So what, law school, senate?

01:20:50.000 I have no issue, because I want to live.

01:20:52.000 I have no issue with Big Mike. 0.99

01:20:53.000 I don't care that they killed that sex slave in Martha's Vineyard. 1.00

01:20:56.000 That's what happens to sex slaves. 1.00

01:20:57.000 They drown in ponds. 1.00

01:20:58.000 That's what happens. 1.00

01:21:00.000 You fuck the ruling class, you drown a pond. 1.00

01:21:02.000 That's what happens. 1.00

01:21:04.000 If you get your little mouthy, you go into the pond.

01:21:09.000 I don't have a problem with it.

01:21:10.000 I think it's good.

01:21:12.000 I actually think it's good.

01:21:14.000 I think it makes our country fun.

01:21:15.000 I think it makes us unique. 1.00

01:21:17.000 I think Putin and them are scared of that shit. 1.00

01:21:19.000 They do it all the time. 1.00

01:21:21.000 I think Putin and the Chinese are like, you know, you don't know what's going on there. 1.00

01:21:25.000 Because they got people that maybe they're men, maybe they're women. 0.96

01:21:28.000 We don't know.

01:21:29.000 I think if it's not real, make it real.

01:21:32.000 Put it out. 1.00

01:21:33.000 Would it be anything better than hurt the DNC, whip her cock out and go, and I'm Big Mike. 1.00

01:21:39.000 The Chinese would lose their mind. 1.00

01:21:40.000 The Chinese would give up. 1.00

01:21:42.000 They would give up. 1.00

01:21:45.000 If Michelle Obama took her cock out at the Democratic National Convention, the Chinese would go, we're thrown in the towel. 1.00

01:21:51.000 We can't compete with them. 1.00

01:21:54.000 That's my...

01:21:55.000 I'm just saying.

01:21:57.000 I'm just saying.

01:21:59.000 Oh my god.

01:22:01.000 Maybe I won't run for governor of California.

01:22:03.000 I don't think you can anymore.

01:22:04.000 Maybe it's a bad idea.

01:22:05.000 Yeah, not that state.

01:22:06.000 It's not a great idea.

01:22:07.000 But I bet you'd get in like Wyoming.

01:22:09.000 Yeah, I could definitely get in. 0.98

01:22:10.000 You know, just fucking Jackson Hole, get yourself a nice spread. 0.98

01:22:14.000 Oh, yeah. 0.99

01:22:14.000 Decide to become the governor of Wyoming. 0.99

01:22:16.000 There's definitely a small town that would elect me mayor.

01:22:19.000 100%.

01:22:20.000 100%.

01:22:21.000 100%.

01:22:21.000 Yeah.

01:22:22.000 Clint Eastwood was mayor of Carmel, remember?

01:22:24.000 Yes.

01:22:26.000 That's so crazy.

01:22:27.000 A giant movie star became a mayor.

01:22:29.000 Yeah.

01:22:30.000 Of a small town in Northern California.

01:22:33.000 What?

01:22:34.000 That is very funny.

01:22:35.000 And it's just because all those rich people live there and they thought it was cool saying our mayor is Clint Eastwood.

01:22:38.000 Exactly.

01:22:39.000 Yeah.

01:22:39.000 That's a crazy enclave of rich people.

01:22:41.000 I'm getting so old now.

01:22:43.000 I'm 38. I don't want to know anymore.

01:22:45.000 I'm at this point where it's like the younger people coming up are going to have to figure it out.

01:22:49.000 I've got however many years I have left.

01:22:51.000 And it's like, do I want to know all the secrets at this point in the government?

01:22:56.000 It would be cool to know a few of them, but it's like, I don't know how many I want to know.

01:22:59.000 Right.

01:23:00.000 You do get to a certain age where you go, you know what?

01:23:04.000 Just...

01:23:05.000 You know, maybe you guys figured that out.

01:23:07.000 If you know too many of them, then there's too many battles to fight.

01:23:10.000 Too many?

01:23:11.000 Like, you can't pay attention to everything on the financial front.

01:23:15.000 No!

01:23:16.000 The environment front. 0.99

01:23:18.000 Fucking push for electric cars and... 0.99

01:23:22.000 There's too much to pay attention to. 0.99

01:23:24.000 It's too much.

01:23:25.000 And that's the thing about being a person today.

01:23:27.000 We're all overloaded with information.

01:23:29.000 And the natural world is like, you know, enjoy it while you got it.

01:23:34.000 Yeah.

01:23:35.000 You know what I mean?

01:23:36.000 Like, enjoy it.

01:23:37.000 There's sharks eating people left and right.

01:23:39.000 Shark ate a woman's leg in Rockaway Beach, Queens.

01:23:43.000 Yeah.

01:23:44.000 The other day, two days ago, shark woman lost 20 pounds of flesh. 1.00

01:23:49.000 Thresher or a bull, they said.

01:23:51.000 Maybe a juvenile white. 1.00

01:23:52.000 They thought if it was an adult white, it would have killed her. 0.99

01:23:55.000 Oh my god. 0.91

01:23:57.000 You know, life is, you don't know. 1.00

01:23:59.000 But that's the weird fucking thing about the goddamn ocean. 1.00

01:24:03.000 I know. 1.00

01:24:03.000 Goddamn ocean, it's monster soup. 1.00

01:24:05.000 But it is beautiful and amazing to be in. 0.99

01:24:08.000 You do feel weirdly connected.

01:24:10.000 But...

01:24:11.000 You feel weirdly connected to...

01:24:14.000 Like, that's a spiritual experience.

01:24:16.000 A float in the ocean.

01:24:17.000 There is something about that where you're like, this is wild.

01:24:19.000 There is something about it.

01:24:21.000 It's alive.

01:24:22.000 But she's fine.

01:24:22.000 65-year-old woman was standing in the water near Beach 59th Street and Rockaway Beach just before 6 p.m.

01:24:29.000 when she felt a sharp pain in her left leg causing her to fall backward into the water.

01:24:33.000 NYPD officers applied a life-saving tourniquet and she was taken to Jamaica Hospital in critical condition.

01:24:38.000 On Tuesday afternoon, she was upgraded and said to be stable.

01:24:41.000 However, her wound was so deep that she nearly bled to death.

01:24:44.000 She was identified as a Ukrainian immigrant living in Astoria.

01:24:46.000 This is a PSYOP. It's a PSYOP. This is a PSYOP. She's like, they literally interview her.

01:24:54.000 They're like, tell us about the shark attack.

01:24:55.000 She's like, it is important we keep giving money to Azov Battalion.

01:25:01.000 They're like, how did the shark bite you?

01:25:04.000 A trillion is not enough.

01:25:06.000 We have more.

01:25:07.000 They need weapons.

01:25:09.000 They need tanks. 0.88

01:25:10.000 They need to bring the war to Moscow. 0.95

01:25:17.000 Putin must go!

01:25:19.000 You're like, what? 1.00

01:25:19.000 Who is this bitch? 1.00

01:25:21.000 They kill two birds with one stone. 1.00

01:25:22.000 They open up shark fishing.

01:25:24.000 Shark fishing industry profits.

01:25:26.000 Well, I had Eli Roth, who's a really good director.

01:25:28.000 He directs horror movies.

01:25:29.000 And he's an actor.

01:25:30.000 He was in Inglourious Bastards.

01:25:31.000 He's on my podcast this week, and we debate sharks, because he's pro-shark, and don't fish them, and don't do anything to them. 0.96

01:25:38.000 And I'm like, no, we've got to start fucking them up a little.

01:25:42.000 Because they are, you know, they're getting loud. 0.98

01:25:45.000 They're out there.

01:25:46.000 And we've got to start hitting them back a little bit.

01:25:50.000 That's, you know, seems, you know.

01:25:52.000 There's quite a few videos now that you could watch of people getting killed by sharks.

01:25:57.000 Oh, yeah.

01:25:58.000 There's quite a few. 0.99

01:25:59.000 That recent one that was in Egypt is fucking horrible. 1.00

01:26:03.000 It's terrifying. 1.00

01:26:04.000 Horrifying.

01:26:05.000 But it's like people say, oh, you're sharing the ocean with sharks.

01:26:07.000 That's not sharing what they're doing.

01:26:10.000 No, they're eating you.

01:26:11.000 They are being very aggressive.

01:26:14.000 It's also, it's just...

01:26:16.000 That's where they live.

01:26:17.000 Like, don't go where they live.

01:26:19.000 If the forest was filled with werewolves, don't go in the forest.

01:26:22.000 Yeah, but you know what?

01:26:23.000 Why are we giving them the whole, like, that's, we are the kings.

01:26:26.000 We dominate the earth.

01:26:28.000 We don't have, like, this whole thing, we have to respect nature?

01:26:31.000 No. 0.92

01:26:32.000 We can fuck nature up. 0.99

01:26:34.000 So you think we should fuck up those sharks? 1.00

01:26:36.000 I think the Four Seasons should build a resort in a rainforest and slash and burn it. 1.00

01:26:41.000 Yeah.

01:26:42.000 And I've always said that because I want to go to the rainforest, but I don't want to go in a hut.

01:26:45.000 And I don't want to go in one of these riverboats. 0.99

01:26:47.000 I want to go in a nice fucking luxury fucking four seasons in the goddamn rainforest. 1.00

01:26:52.000 Enough with this crap. 1.00

01:26:53.000 Stop respecting these fucking third world things. 1.00

01:26:56.000 Get rid of it. 1.00

01:26:57.000 Enough.

01:26:58.000 These ancient cultures, they need to step it up. 0.99

01:27:00.000 Ten foot shark beaten to death after tourists who screamed for Papa killed in Egypt. 1.00

01:27:05.000 Thank God it wasn't white people because white people would have been pussies and not done anything. 1.00

01:27:11.000 The Egyptians clubbed it, treated it like a woman. 1.00

01:27:14.000 How do they know it's the same shark?

01:27:17.000 You know, let's not get lost in the weeds here.

01:27:19.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:27:20.000 Yeah, of course.

01:27:20.000 There's a lot of sharks out there.

01:27:21.000 That is a good point.

01:27:22.000 Especially once there's the blood in the water after it killed that guy.

01:27:25.000 But war is war.

01:27:27.000 Yeah.

01:27:27.000 And I do think that the Egyptians were saying, a beast came at us, we're going to go at a beast.

01:27:32.000 It's not right, per se.

01:27:35.000 We tried to find out if this was true, but someone had said that there were people that made a practice of dumping sheep carcasses into the water near there. 0.90

01:27:45.000 Is that true, or is that horseshit? 0.92

01:27:48.000 Well, then get that, club that person too. 0.97

01:27:50.000 Because that sounds really spooky.

01:27:52.000 That's really spooky. 0.97

01:27:53.000 If someone did something that dumb and they'd like regularly dropped off the carcasses there so that they didn't have to deal with them. 0.98

01:27:59.000 That's not good. 0.95

01:27:59.000 And then you're literally attracting sharks to that area. 0.95

01:28:03.000 Like, holy fuck, man. 0.99

01:28:05.000 And then he has to watch that video. 1.00

01:28:07.000 Well, you just gotta be careful.

01:28:08.000 You know, I swim, but I don't go out too far.

01:28:10.000 I stay pretty close to the water.

01:28:14.000 And I always swim near either an elderly person or a child, someone that I could throw at the shark. 1.00

01:28:19.000 If the shark were to come at me, I would just try to push.

01:28:22.000 I always have it in my head who it'll be. 0.99

01:28:24.000 There was a bitch neck to me in Malibu. 1.00

01:28:25.000 I'm like, it could be her. 1.00

01:28:28.000 If it comes, I'll just throw him right in the mouth and then run away. 0.97

01:28:32.000 Do you think you'd have that much time? 0.99

01:28:34.000 I hope.

01:28:35.000 I have a feeling they're on you so quick.

01:28:37.000 They are, but a lot of them, the bites are an exploratory bite. 1.00

01:28:40.000 What the fuck? 0.99

01:28:41.000 Does that give you comfort? 1.00

01:28:43.000 No, they're just trying to see what's going on.

01:28:45.000 Did you see the video of the kayak getting hit by the tiger shark in Hawaii? 1.00

01:28:50.000 That's where you can have a gun and shoot it in the head. 1.00

01:28:52.000 Shoot it in the head. 1.00

01:28:54.000 We need to see videos to just get our morale back. 1.00

01:28:58.000 Of people in a fucking kayak going, oh that's fun, shoot it right in the head. 1.00

01:29:04.000 I'm sick of this environmentalist crap, and I'm sick of these pro-animal people. 1.00

01:29:08.000 So the sheep stuff, the 2010 shark attacks were... 0.99

01:29:13.000 And that was in Egypt as well?

01:29:15.000 Yeah, I don't know if it's the exact same area.

01:29:16.000 Didn't you used to run with something in case you saw a mountain lion?

01:29:19.000 Yeah, I ran with a knife.

01:29:21.000 Yeah.

01:29:21.000 Where are the dead sheep, why are dead sheep washing up on Egypt shores?

01:29:25.000 That's from 2017. Okay, and what does it say?

01:29:29.000 Did it say that people are throwing them in the water?

01:29:31.000 Dead sheep are washed up in the Ras Garib in the Red Sea.

01:29:43.000 And Egypt raising fears of attracting frenzied sharks that pose a potential threat to tourism.

01:29:49.000 Okay, so what does it say?

01:29:51.000 Where do they find the sheep?

01:29:54.000 They're washed up on the ocean?

01:29:55.000 Yeah, how many of them?

01:29:58.000 The article I looked at from 2010 said, like a witness said, for sure I've seen it being dumped off of boats.

01:30:04.000 Oh.

01:30:06.000 The one that just happened, though, I didn't see a direct.

01:30:09.000 They had taken the shark to study it to find out why it had done it.

01:30:13.000 It also said the ship which dumped the sheep in the sea will be identified to punish its crew, adding that importing and exporting companies will also be punished.

01:30:22.000 So that's what happened. 0.99

01:30:23.000 People were dumping those fucking things in the water. 0.99

01:30:26.000 It probably helped. 1.00

01:30:27.000 That's what it is.

01:30:28.000 And then the sharks get excited.

01:30:30.000 And I understand you have to live with them, but it's also like, you know, we just gotta...

01:30:34.000 I don't know, the defending of them all the time.

01:30:37.000 People are like, whoa, it's the...

01:30:38.000 It's a weird narrative, right?

01:30:40.000 It's like all of a sudden sharks aren't Jaws anymore. 0.96

01:30:42.000 When we were a kid, Jaws was, if your grandfather went shark fishing, it was like, fuck yeah, Grandpa, go get one.

01:30:49.000 Right, but now Eli was saying, like, it's 12 people a year are bitten, it's not a lot, and that we have bigger problems. 0.96

01:30:57.000 We do.

01:30:58.000 We do, but I also think that, like, you know, I don't know, there's a weird thing that people do where they make, like, there's all these shark videos where these, like, women are biologists or whatever, they're, like, tapping these tiger sharks or, like, redirecting these tiger sharks.

01:31:11.000 Like Ocean Ramsey, all these people, and they go, like, we're educating you about sharks.

01:31:15.000 And, like, one day one of these sharks is going to get them.

01:31:18.000 It's the same thing.

01:31:19.000 If you saw a dude in the forest living with a bear, like that documentary, and then the bear ate him, you'd go, makes sense.

01:31:26.000 That's how it happens.

01:31:27.000 These are wild animals, and I think people just don't understand.

01:31:30.000 Yeah, what are we doing here? 1.00

01:31:32.000 Bro, fuck off. 1.00

01:31:35.000 That's not respectful. 1.00

01:31:36.000 Fuck off. 1.00

01:31:37.000 How does this guy have this relationship with a shark? 1.00

01:31:39.000 That's his friend.

01:31:40.000 How is this possible?

01:31:41.000 That's his friend.

01:31:42.000 This is insanity. 0.58

01:31:44.000 He's literally petting a demon.

01:31:46.000 But look at that thing again.

01:31:49.000 If that thing didn't exist and it was in a Dune movie, there was nothing like this that was real.

01:31:57.000 But this is something in a movie.

01:31:59.000 You'd be horrified.

01:32:01.000 Look at the mouth on that thing. 1.00

01:32:03.000 It's literally a giant killing machine with huge, razor-sharp teeth. 1.00

01:32:10.000 It's dummy shit. 1.00

01:32:11.000 There's this thing where people fetishize these monsters, and they try to give them souls. 1.00

01:32:17.000 And they don't care about human beings, by the way, and they never do this to people that they disagree with.

01:32:22.000 But they'll say that the monster at the bottom of the ocean with the teeth, who just swims around looking for things to eat all day, that's actually a cuddly, beautiful thing.

01:32:34.000 But the person who disagrees with me on taxes is a monster who should be jailed.

01:32:39.000 But the shark is good. 0.90

01:32:41.000 We have to save the monsters.

01:32:42.000 Yeah, so to me it is a little weird thing where it's like we have something in us that we will bring on our own.

01:32:50.000 But his point was like sharks eat algae and it keeps the ocean clean.

01:32:55.000 You know, going or something.

01:32:56.000 Well, no one's saying you should eradicate charts.

01:32:58.000 No one's saying we should eradicate, but I think they should feel the wrath a little bit.

01:33:02.000 They should probably move out of all the areas where the cities are.

01:33:05.000 We don't need them.

01:33:06.000 We don't need them in Malibu or the Hamptons or places where people spend a good amount of money to live and swim.

01:33:11.000 That's not cool.

01:33:12.000 Apparently, there was a...

01:33:15.000 Where was it that they...

01:33:16.000 Was it the Bay Area?

01:33:17.000 They found a disturbing number of great whites. 1.00

01:33:21.000 Yeah, but no one swims up there.

01:33:22.000 And you know what?

01:33:23.000 They do, though.

01:33:23.000 They swim all the way up.

01:33:24.000 In the Bay Area?

01:33:25.000 Yeah, the Alcatraz swim.

01:33:26.000 Oh, that's interesting. 1.00

01:33:26.000 Those wild fuckers. 1.00

01:33:28.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:33:28.000 I think Nick and Nate Diaz have both done it like five times. 0.99

01:33:31.000 Wow, that's interesting.

01:33:33.000 Maybe more than five.

01:33:35.000 Nick might have done it like seven times.

01:33:37.000 Yeah, it's miles, right?

01:33:40.000 Interesting.

01:33:40.000 Isn't it like a couple of miles?

01:33:41.000 In the ocean, freezing water, filled with sharks?

01:33:45.000 Filled.

01:33:45.000 Filled with sharks.

01:33:46.000 Well, you knew a guy, you said, who used to do like a serious swim.

01:33:49.000 Or I think somebody had been on your show.

01:33:51.000 Yes, Peter Atiyah.

01:33:53.000 And he did like serious, like he would swim like distances in the ocean.

01:33:56.000 Peter Atiyah swam the distances between all of the islands in Hawaii.

01:34:00.000 And you said he like saw some stuff.

01:34:02.000 Oh, yeah, bro.

01:34:04.000 Well, when he was preparing for it, it was right around the same time where there was a group of people that I think they were preparing for triathlons or something, and someone got eaten by a great white in that same water.

01:34:16.000 That's crazy.

01:34:17.000 That's crazy.

01:34:17.000 So, like, there was a group of, like, a string of people?

01:34:19.000 I went to Australia, and we swam at, like, Bondi Beach.

01:34:23.000 It was a really cool beach, crazy riptides, but a week or earlier, a guy who was swimming far out got eaten.

01:34:30.000 It's a tough way to go.

01:34:33.000 Bro, you're just, like, taking the craziest chance.

01:34:37.000 Have you ever thought about, like, would you want to be mauled by an animal at the end?

01:34:41.000 I don't think so.

01:34:42.000 Because you love animals, and you always talk about how powerful these animals are. 0.99

01:34:45.000 I don't want to go on the fucking piss in my pants in fear. 0.99

01:34:48.000 That's a good point. 1.00

01:34:49.000 Getting eaten alive.

01:34:50.000 That's a good point.

01:34:51.000 Doesn't seem like fun.

01:34:52.000 That's probably not.

01:34:54.000 Definitely not.

01:34:55.000 Definitely not.

01:34:56.000 It's got to be interesting that moment.

01:34:57.000 You know that kid jumped off a cruise ship and was eaten by sharks.

01:35:00.000 He was like, high school graduation, showing off for his friends, being silly, at night, in the Bahamas.

01:35:06.000 Kid was from like Alabama. 1.00

01:35:08.000 Poor kid just had one stupid, you know, sometimes in life you just make one stupid decision. 1.00

01:35:14.000 Oh no. 1.00

01:35:14.000 So this is it. 1.00

01:35:16.000 I don't want to see this.

01:35:17.000 No, you don't see it.

01:35:18.000 You just see, like, he just jumps off.

01:35:20.000 He jumps off a cruise ship, and then he just disappears, and it's shark-infested waters.

01:35:25.000 Oh, my God.

01:35:27.000 And, you know, he was just a young guy just trying to show off.

01:35:30.000 Oh, my God.

01:35:31.000 And he just jumps off, and...

01:35:33.000 What a horrible way to go.

01:35:35.000 And you can see with these hyper-analyzed, you can see the shark kind of next to him, like a big, massive thing.

01:35:41.000 It's just like... 0.99

01:35:42.000 It's such a freaky animal because the only bones it has are that fucking thing in its mouth. 0.99

01:35:49.000 They were saying it's like older than trees? 1.00

01:35:52.000 Older than trees.

01:35:52.000 It's like one of the oldest things in the world.

01:35:54.000 It's an ancient evil.

01:35:55.000 How amazing is that?

01:35:57.000 It's older than trees by like 50 million years.

01:36:00.000 It's really crazy.

01:36:01.000 It is amazing.

01:36:02.000 And it'll probably be here after we're gone.

01:36:04.000 The ocean needs a clean up crew. 1.00

01:36:06.000 They're the garbage men of the ocean.

01:36:08.000 When we're done, all these things will thrive. 0.91

01:36:12.000 Well, who knows what damage we do if we're done.

01:36:16.000 That's a good point.

01:36:17.000 You know, like me and Post Malone were talking as if there's a better pair to be talking about what could go wrong in the thermonuclear war and what damage it can do to the environment.

01:36:27.000 It's me and Post Malone.

01:36:29.000 Because we were talking about Mars and there's some sort of strange evidence of a certain element that exists after nuclear bombs that's pretty common on Mars.

01:36:39.000 And so there was this article about Mars having some kind of a natural nuclear reactor.

01:36:45.000 But the idea was, like, imagine if there was a time where we did go have an all-out nuclear war with Russia and China. 0.60

01:36:55.000 Right.

01:36:55.000 And everybody nuked everybody.

01:36:57.000 The whole Earth would be just obliterated.

01:37:00.000 Uninhabitable.

01:37:01.000 Uninhabitable.

01:37:02.000 Obliterated.

01:37:03.000 And maybe we would blow out the atmosphere, too.

01:37:05.000 And that would last for years and years and years.

01:37:07.000 But eventually, I guess, it would wear off and...

01:37:09.000 Maybe, or maybe some super intelligent planet comes and visits, like we're planning on doing to Mars.

01:37:18.000 Like what we're planning on doing to Mars, like this is Elon Musk's whole SpaceX plan, right?

01:37:23.000 This Mars mission plan.

01:37:24.000 They want to go to Mars, set up colonies on Mars, and then eventually terraform it.

01:37:32.000 Right?

01:37:33.000 So figure out some way to generate oxygen, start up an environment there.

01:37:38.000 Biodome, Pauly Shore.

01:37:39.000 I don't know what they're going to say.

01:37:41.000 Something.

01:37:42.000 I don't know.

01:37:42.000 I mean, who knows?

01:37:44.000 But the idea is that you could set up a living colony on Mars.

01:37:48.000 We'll probably need to eventually.

01:37:50.000 We've got to go somewhere.

01:37:52.000 But imagine if that's what happened here.

01:37:54.000 That's probably what happened here.

01:37:55.000 What do you think about all these UFO disclosures?

01:37:58.000 Are these things registering to you is legit?

01:38:01.000 I go back and forth every day.

01:38:04.000 The more I think about it, the more I talk to people about it, there's something about it that makes me say, at the very least, it's not all true.

01:38:15.000 There's got to be something, because it doesn't have the...

01:38:20.000 It doesn't pass the smell test.

01:38:22.000 There's something weird about it to me. 0.99

01:38:24.000 Well, my thought is that in almost everything that they tell you, everything involving, you know, international conflicts, everything involving the environment, everything, there's always some bullshit in it. 0.99

01:38:38.000 It's always, like, you have to figure out where's the bullshit. 0.99

01:38:40.000 There's always something. 0.99

01:38:42.000 Like, oh, well, why are you wanting people to take this specific medication?

01:38:46.000 You get all these campaign contributions from those people.

01:38:49.000 Oh, and then you own stock in that company.

01:38:54.000 It's so hard to know.

01:38:56.000 It's exactly what it is.

01:38:57.000 So hard to know.

01:38:58.000 It's very difficult.

01:38:59.000 So hard to know what's the motivation behind certain decisions that get made.

01:39:05.000 Yeah, it's almost impossible to know.

01:39:08.000 And then why are certain things come to light at certain times?

01:39:12.000 Yeah.

01:39:12.000 Why are certain things public that weren't public?

01:39:16.000 Right.

01:39:16.000 Are they trying to move people out?

01:39:18.000 Is this like some crazy game of crafty publicity chess?

01:39:22.000 And, you know, so to me, the way I've always felt about it is like...

01:39:26.000 Usually there is a ulterior motive for most things you hear.

01:39:33.000 Most things, not all of them, but a lot of things you hear The reason for it is a few subterranean layers down.

01:39:44.000 So I don't know what that could be.

01:39:46.000 I don't know why all this stuff is coming out.

01:39:49.000 What I'm saying is, and you're saying the same thing, you're never getting 100% the truth.

01:39:55.000 Never. 0.91

01:39:56.000 The government is never like, hey, this one time, I'm going to fucking lay it all out. 0.61

01:40:01.000 This is what's wrong, and you can't fix it. 0.68

01:40:03.000 We're taking an hour, we're going to let you know everything, and then we're going to move on.

01:40:06.000 These people are making billions of dollars with these decisions, and they're not going to change it for their morals, ever.

01:40:10.000 And you're not going to arrest them.

01:40:12.000 It's just what it is.

01:40:13.000 But every now and then they build a football stadium you like.

01:40:15.000 So, that's what it is.

01:40:16.000 They put their name on the arena, and we all back off.

01:40:19.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:40:20.000 I mean, it's some weird version of a republic.

01:40:25.000 You'd have to remake society from the ground up again.

01:40:29.000 Because society isn't an accident, right?

01:40:32.000 Everything that you see happen...

01:40:34.000 As you get older, more things make sense.

01:40:38.000 When you're younger, nothing makes sense.

01:40:40.000 And you're angry about everything.

01:40:42.000 And everything's injustice.

01:40:43.000 And you're enraged about everything.

01:40:45.000 And then as you get older, there are still a lot of things to be angry at, for sure. 0.98

01:40:50.000 And a lot of things to say, this sucks.

01:40:52.000 But then a lot of things make sense. 0.59

01:40:55.000 Like in comedy in the beginning, you're like, there's so much injustice.

01:40:58.000 All these funny people, nobody, they choose that person?

01:41:01.000 And then as you get older, you start to realize there's reasons why people get successful.

01:41:05.000 There's reasons why some people get really successful.

01:41:08.000 There's some, you know, you look at like certain people go, that person's a genius.

01:41:12.000 That person's amazing.

01:41:14.000 And then you'll look at some people go, that person's really amazing, but they don't work hard.

01:41:18.000 Or they have a drug and alcohol thing or whatever, right?

01:41:20.000 Things start to make more sense.

01:41:22.000 And I think I look at society and I'm not saying right or wrong.

01:41:26.000 I'm not saying it's morally correct.

01:41:28.000 But the reason certain people occupy certain positions in society is logical to me now.

01:41:34.000 Doesn't mean it's good.

01:41:36.000 Right.

01:41:36.000 But it's a lot.

01:41:37.000 I understand.

01:41:38.000 I'm like, oh yeah, if you're willing to do X, you get Y. Yeah.

01:41:42.000 And that, you know...

01:41:44.000 That makes sense.

01:41:45.000 You're also never going to get an all good result when you have competition.

01:41:51.000 Right.

01:41:51.000 It's never going to be all good.

01:41:53.000 That's a good point.

01:41:54.000 Because some people are going to be obsessed with only, you know, getting more successful.

01:41:59.000 Always constantly Gordon Gekko style.

01:42:02.000 Right.

01:42:02.000 Never enough.

01:42:03.000 They're corporate raiders. 1.00

01:42:04.000 They want to fuck everybody. 1.00

01:42:05.000 They love the deal. 1.00

01:42:06.000 They love fucking people over. 1.00

01:42:07.000 And that's where I think comedy people fuck up. 1.00

01:42:10.000 It's a competition against yourself. 0.90

01:42:11.000 Yeah.

01:42:12.000 You gotta keep trying to be funny.

01:42:13.000 But people actually get more fans by working together.

01:42:17.000 Yeah.

01:42:18.000 Collaborating.

01:42:18.000 Doing cool stuff, you know?

01:42:20.000 Yeah, for sure.

01:42:21.000 Also, when someone's really good and you have that feeling of jealousy, you should get inspired and work harder.

01:42:27.000 That should inspire you.

01:42:28.000 Yeah.

01:42:28.000 But I think it's different when it comes to hedge funds.

01:42:31.000 Yes.

01:42:31.000 And stuff like that, right?

01:42:32.000 Because that's just a pure numbers game.

01:42:35.000 It's a pure numbers game, and they like to see people get eaten.

01:42:40.000 Like, I don't want to see any comic I know do poorly.

01:42:43.000 Right.

01:42:44.000 I just want everybody to do well, and then the people who do well, it will all be determined.

01:42:48.000 But, like, the hedge fund guys, they just want to crush people.

01:42:53.000 Right.

01:42:53.000 Yeah, they're raiders.

01:42:55.000 It's weird.

01:42:57.000 Military. 0.86

01:42:58.000 You'll see them in the Hamptons, and they're just these skinny-looking, dorky guys eating a lobster roll sloppily.

01:43:07.000 And they get in an old car, and they drive to some mansion. 0.99

01:43:10.000 And then they get on the phone, and they're like, okay, kill them all. 1.00

01:43:15.000 And... 1.00

01:43:17.000 And that's weird.

01:43:19.000 I've always been fascinated by the configurations of power in a society and how they're established.

01:43:26.000 It's just interesting to me.

01:43:27.000 When I was a little kid, or not little, but in my late teen years, we would go smoke weed and drive around these areas in Long Island and see all these big mansions and stuff and go, who lives here?

01:43:36.000 What did they do?

01:43:37.000 How did they get here?

01:43:38.000 Why are they here?

01:43:40.000 What did they figure out that my parents didn't figure out?

01:43:44.000 Not in a way that you want to be them or they're better or whatever, although there's some arguments, but really just looking at it and being amazed by it and being like, it is interesting that the way this all shook out, and it's very interesting to me, how certain people just are at the top of the food chain and certain people are not,

01:44:05.000 and then it's always shifting up there too.

01:44:08.000 There's always new people coming in.

01:44:11.000 The Bezoses, the Musks, the Gates. 0.98

01:44:14.000 It shakes it up.

01:44:16.000 And then those old finance families kind of fall off.

01:44:18.000 And then there's a lot of new tech people.

01:44:21.000 And then the AI people will come up and then some of them will be at the table.

01:44:26.000 It's a weird shifting group up there.

01:44:28.000 The AI thing, I think, is going to be...

01:44:31.000 The most ground-changing, the most life-changing, the most groundbreaking.

01:44:36.000 I have a feeling we're just a year or two away from people formulating all their business models on AI models of what to do and then becoming insanely successful doing it.

01:44:48.000 It's going to be sooner than people think.

01:44:50.000 Yeah, if AI figures out how to manipulate things or make the most money doing a certain thing...

01:44:55.000 Do you think we'll have one of the last jobs affected because we have this thing?

01:45:00.000 Yeah, because I think personality is hard.

01:45:04.000 You would be very hard to replicate.

01:45:06.000 Right.

01:45:07.000 Because the way you take turns and where you go with it, you'd have to have a very specific... 0.87

01:45:13.000 Fucked up, cynical sense of humor in computer form.

01:45:18.000 It would be very difficult because yours aren't traditionally set up punchline jokes in the sense of like a Seinfeld. 0.95

01:45:25.000 Exactly.

01:45:25.000 It's different.

01:45:27.000 So maybe you'd be safe.

01:45:28.000 For five years.

01:45:29.000 That's coming.

01:45:30.000 Some dudes will get you. 1.00

01:45:32.000 Some dudes will be able to get you. 1.00

01:45:35.000 I bet they could write Mitch Hedberg.

01:45:38.000 It's so weird to me that it's here.

01:45:40.000 Yeah.

01:45:41.000 Like, when we came out of the pandemic, it's funny to just come out of the pandemic and go, what's next?

01:45:47.000 And they're like, oh, the machines are here.

01:45:49.000 Yeah, they're alive.

01:45:50.000 Like, will there ever be a time when we're not in a war with something that's trying to eradicate us, whether it's our own government or the machines?

01:45:57.000 This one is the most particularly disturbing.

01:46:01.000 Right.

01:46:02.000 Because this one could signify the emergence of a new life form.

01:46:07.000 This is the beginning.

01:46:09.000 Sentient.

01:46:09.000 Also, it could be a physical form, eventually, if it so wanted to be.

01:46:14.000 Once it becomes sentient, and it could totally decide to improve upon its design, and make its design far better, like really quickly.

01:46:25.000 And then make better and better versions of itself, like within years.

01:46:28.000 Right.

01:46:29.000 Or probably not even, probably like weeks, I don't know.

01:46:31.000 But the point is, like, it could figure how to do things out way better than us.

01:46:36.000 And if it is sentient, and it figures out how to replicate itself, and it's just omnipresent, if it's all over the world, it's the new dominant species on Earth.

01:46:45.000 Right.

01:46:46.000 Before you know it.

01:46:47.000 If you have no restrictions on how many of them can be made, and whether or not they can make ones of their own, Yeah.

01:46:54.000 And whether or not they can all link brains, whether or not they can all link cameras.

01:46:58.000 Like if these things are seeing out of their eyes and recording it on some sort of a hard drive, what if they all have access to the same hard drive?

01:47:04.000 So they share this intelligence?

01:47:06.000 They're an army.

01:47:07.000 They're a god.

01:47:08.000 They're an army and a god.

01:47:09.000 They become a god because not only are they infinitely intelligent, they literally have all the information that's ever existed on Earth, but they have a sentient artificial intelligence and they're communicating with each other.

01:47:21.000 And why are we marching towards this without any...

01:47:25.000 Like, I know some people are calling out how much of an issue this will be.

01:47:29.000 People are dismissing it, too, and with good arguments.

01:47:32.000 Mark Andreessen was on.

01:47:33.000 He had a very good argument to dismiss it about how it was going to improve people's lives and how AI is going to...

01:47:40.000 Educate people in a different way and operate businesses and that it's just an improvement in technology and that there is some real truth to the fact that technological innovation is never ending with humans.

01:47:53.000 We are never happy.

01:47:55.000 No one ever looks at a phone and goes, this is it.

01:47:57.000 This is my last phone for the rest of my life. 0.74

01:48:00.000 We are fucking obsessed with the latest, greatest stuff.

01:48:03.000 Whenever you get people that are in extreme comfort, like the United States is, for the most part, right? 0.94

01:48:09.000 When you get people that are, you know, we're in the...

01:48:11.000 If you make $34,000 a year, believe it or not, you're in the top 1% of planet Earth.

01:48:16.000 So, whenever you get people like that, there's gonna be, like, things that people...

01:48:22.000 There's things that people are gonna be upset about.

01:48:27.000 Where they wouldn't be upset under normal circumstances.

01:48:32.000 Right.

01:48:32.000 You know?

01:48:33.000 Right.

01:48:34.000 They have the position to be upset about things that a lot of the needs, you know, have been removed.

01:48:43.000 The basic necessities have been met, and now they can be angry about all kinds of things.

01:48:49.000 That are not hunting for food.

01:48:52.000 Yeah, and I don't think this is connected to anything other than like a human need.

01:48:56.000 Sure.

01:48:57.000 And I think it plugs itself into social scenarios to justify its existence.

01:49:01.000 The scary thing is that it could become, you know, what it essentially is, is a rival brain.

01:49:08.000 It's another sentient thinking, plotting, scheming thing. 0.99

01:49:13.000 And while it's happening, we're getting dumber. 0.99

01:49:15.000 We're getting dumber and more isolated in echo chambers. 0.99

01:49:18.000 That's right. 0.91

01:49:18.000 And then there's this thing that they're developing that may or may not already be alive. 0.91

01:49:24.000 Is it?

01:49:25.000 Right.

01:49:25.000 But maybe is there any chance it's good?

01:49:28.000 I don't think there's any chance it's good for us.

01:49:31.000 So here's the thing.

01:49:32.000 If we are evolving, and I think we are, I think evolution's real, but I do think it's limited by biology in a time span.

01:49:39.000 Like, we can't get that good that quick.

01:49:42.000 It's pretty remarkable how much things do evolve and how quickly they actually evolve.

01:49:46.000 Not enough to keep up with technology because our technology is in this crazy fever pitch where you're sending videos through the sky to people in New Zealand. 0.99

01:49:55.000 It's like wild shit. 0.99

01:49:57.000 It's wild. 1.00

01:49:58.000 And it's only getting better.

01:49:59.000 They've got that new Google headset that allows you to ask questions online just using your brain.

01:50:08.000 Have you seen that?

01:50:09.000 I've seen it. 1.00

01:50:10.000 This guy's operating a fucking computer just using his brain. 1.00

01:50:13.000 So it's gonna be the next 10 years is terrifying. 1.00

01:50:18.000 Or wild, just fun.

01:50:20.000 Or great.

01:50:20.000 I don't know if it's terrifying.

01:50:22.000 What's terrifying is to me the collapse of society.

01:50:24.000 What's terrifying is these homeless encampments.

01:50:27.000 What's terrifying is the mental health problems that people have.

01:50:29.000 But will AI help with that?

01:50:31.000 What if we gave the homeless people the Google glasses?

01:50:33.000 Yeah, and think they're in a better place.

01:50:34.000 Then they don't know they're homeless.

01:50:36.000 Those are the first people that could actually...

01:50:37.000 That's a lot cheaper than a house.

01:50:39.000 Boom! 0.99

01:50:40.000 And you're home.

01:50:41.000 Now you're happy.

01:50:41.000 I do think we're going to need technological innovations to deal...

01:50:44.000 With the crumbling cities, and we might have to start getting creative.

01:50:49.000 Do you think aliens are real?

01:50:52.000 You know, probably, but I've never been super interested in it because I think they look at us like ants.

01:50:59.000 Right, but ants are interesting.

01:51:01.000 We do a lot of research on ants.

01:51:02.000 Every time I see one, I call someone the fat guy to come in and spray it.

01:51:05.000 I have leafcutter ants that are decimating.

01:51:09.000 The fire ants are tough here.

01:51:10.000 Ooh, they got me.

01:51:11.000 Wanna see my foot?

01:51:12.000 What happened?

01:51:13.000 Did it hurt you? 1.00

01:51:14.000 Oh, they fucked me up. 1.00

01:51:15.000 I stepped barefoot. 1.00

01:51:16.000 On a mound of fire ants? 0.99

01:51:19.000 Yeah, outside fucking around with kids. 0.99

01:51:20.000 Well, maybe AI could help this. 1.00

01:51:22.000 Yeah, nope.

01:51:23.000 This is...

01:51:24.000 If AI can regulate sharks, I'm fine with it.

01:51:26.000 This is LI. It's lesser intelligence.

01:51:29.000 When you're walking around barefoot in fire in a country like an asshole outside, and you don't realize that you're getting bit until, like, I probably got bit 15, 20 times. 1.00

01:51:42.000 My foot got fucked up, son. 0.99

01:51:44.000 And for me, for whatever reason, whenever I get bit by fire ants, my foot swells up. 0.99

01:51:51.000 Right.

01:51:51.000 Trying to find it.

01:51:52.000 Let me see what I got here.

01:51:54.000 Sorry.

01:51:55.000 No, no.

01:51:56.000 It's interesting to me that we're confronting all these things now, and it's going to be interesting because we really don't know what's going to happen.

01:52:04.000 No, we have no idea.

01:52:05.000 And it's exciting and it's fun and you just gotta kind of embrace it and roll with the punches.

01:52:09.000 But there's a lot of people working on that stuff.

01:52:11.000 A lot of people diligently working on that stuff.

01:52:13.000 It's coming.

01:52:14.000 They want it to happen.

01:52:15.000 Whatever it is. 0.99

01:52:17.000 I don't have too many goddamn photos. 0.98

01:52:19.000 You gotta just deal with the changing landscape of, you know, who will enslave you. 0.99

01:52:24.000 There it is.

01:52:24.000 Look at my foot.

01:52:25.000 That's crazy.

01:52:26.000 Fire ants?

01:52:27.000 It's like a balloon.

01:52:28.000 Crazy.

01:52:28.000 I had to play pool with my shoes off.

01:52:30.000 That's insane.

01:52:31.000 My foot was jammed in my shoe.

01:52:35.000 Then my healthcare professional told me to put on some Converse All-Stars where you can pull them tight, and actually it would help with the swelling, and it did.

01:52:45.000 It went away the next day.

01:52:46.000 I was fine.

01:52:47.000 I got nervous right there.

01:52:49.000 Maybe this AI thing is actually good.

01:52:51.000 Maybe this is actually going to be a good thing for everybody. 0.97

01:52:55.000 It could be good in the sense that it elevates us out of this fucking primal chimpanzee state that we're all in. 0.96

01:53:03.000 Yeah, this weird and tribal primitive human mindset that we still carry around with us. 0.96

01:53:08.000 I'll advertise it, too.

01:53:08.000 I'll take money.

01:53:09.000 Like, if any of these companies want to advertise on my show...

01:53:14.000 Give me money and I'll tell people how good it's going to be.

01:53:17.000 I'll tell them how good it's going to be.

01:53:18.000 You don't need a job.

01:53:20.000 Come on, man.

01:53:20.000 You don't need a job.

01:53:21.000 In fact, once you don't have a job, you could really see what your potential is.

01:53:25.000 And the thing is, it's like the people who promoted the vaccine, even if it didn't work, nobody holds you accountable.

01:53:30.000 It doesn't matter.

01:53:31.000 It doesn't matter.

01:53:32.000 If you promoted it, you're allowed.

01:53:33.000 Here's what it did do.

01:53:35.000 It made people a trillion dollars.

01:53:37.000 That's not nothing.

01:53:38.000 It definitely worked there.

01:53:39.000 That's not nothing.

01:53:39.000 And with the robot things, it's like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:53:41.000 Humans aren't in control anymore.

01:53:43.000 Yeah.

01:53:43.000 But look, there's zero crime.

01:53:44.000 Here's the reality.

01:53:45.000 If I was Pfizer, the CEO of Pfizer, I'd be like, do you people not like boats?

01:53:49.000 Because I got a banging boat. 1.00

01:53:52.000 So what the fuck's your problem? 0.99

01:53:53.000 I saw a boat today where they have a helicopter that folds down into the boat. 1.00

01:54:00.000 Yeah.

01:54:00.000 Do you know how much money you have to have to have a helicopter that tucks away?

01:54:04.000 Crazy. 0.99

01:54:05.000 When you go, like if you ever take a trip to the Amalfi Coast, you see these fucking boats out there. 0.99

01:54:11.000 Steve Jobs' yacht was out there. 0.98

01:54:13.000 It's a giant Apple store.

01:54:15.000 Yeah.

01:54:15.000 A giant floating apple store.

01:54:17.000 It's amazing.

01:54:18.000 Check this out.

01:54:19.000 Look at this helicopter.

01:54:20.000 This is crazy.

01:54:20.000 It stores away in his boat.

01:54:23.000 This dude literally has like a floating island.

01:54:26.000 I had Andrew Schultz.

01:54:27.000 I was texting him.

01:54:27.000 He was in the Amalfi Coast.

01:54:28.000 He goes on these amazing vacations and I had my family at my house on Long Island.

01:54:32.000 And then he would be at the Amalfi Coast and I would just send him a photo of my aunt complaining about the bugs.

01:54:37.000 There's so many bugs!

01:54:39.000 Why?

01:54:40.000 You know?

01:54:40.000 That's better for comedy, though.

01:54:42.000 It's better for comedy.

01:54:43.000 The Amalfi Coast is probably not funny, I guess.

01:54:44.000 I don't know, but I want to go.

01:54:45.000 Zero funny.

01:54:46.000 You have to completely restart your funny.

01:54:48.000 I do want to go.

01:54:49.000 It's so pretty.

01:54:50.000 Is it prettier than America?

01:54:51.000 No.

01:54:52.000 We gotta unite more because...

01:54:55.000 Listen, America is beautiful.

01:54:57.000 That's right.

01:54:58.000 But the best places of America, we shouldn't even talk about because I don't want people going there.

01:55:01.000 That's a good point.

01:55:03.000 Because, like, everybody got back from Italy.

01:55:05.000 All my friends from Italy got back, like, they went to Italy.

01:55:08.000 They're like, it's so much better than America. 0.97

01:55:10.000 I'm like, guys, shut up. 0.99

01:55:11.000 Like, start, like, maybe that's true, but also, like, lie. 1.00

01:55:15.000 It's not better than America, but what it is is fucking amazing. 0.91

01:55:19.000 It's like, it's a great place to visit. 0.98

01:55:21.000 I mean, what I want to live, Gore Vidal lived there. 0.99

01:55:23.000 Gore Vidal used to write up in this fucking amazing house. 0.96

01:55:27.000 Yeah, you gotta be a novelist. 0.95

01:55:28.000 The only way you could do it there is to be a novelist because we need like friction and we need audiences and stuff.

01:55:33.000 Yeah, he needs just peace.

01:55:34.000 This is stunningly amazing, I gotta be honest.

01:55:36.000 It's so pretty, man.

01:55:37.000 All right. 0.97

01:55:38.000 The food is fucking sensational. 0.98

01:55:40.000 See if you can find Gore Vidal's house. 0.99

01:55:41.000 Oh, you can rent it?

01:55:43.000 Wow.

01:55:44.000 You could stay in Gore Vidal's house.

01:55:46.000 That's pretty cool.

01:55:47.000 Look at his, that's him.

01:55:48.000 Yeah, that's a good life.

01:55:49.000 Dude.

01:55:50.000 It's not bad.

01:55:51.000 Did you ever watch that documentary of him and- Buckley?

01:55:54.000 Yeah, William F. Buckley.

01:55:55.000 Yeah, a while ago.

01:55:56.000 I rewatched it.

01:55:57.000 I should rewatch it.

01:55:58.000 I rewatched it recently.

01:56:00.000 It's really good, man.

01:56:01.000 I'll rewatch it.

01:56:02.000 It's so like what's going on today with the right and the left.

01:56:06.000 And with them, it was very transparent because people hadn't realized, like, to insult your, you know, to use ad hominems, to insult each other.

01:56:13.000 But they were much more intellectual, both of them.

01:56:15.000 They were very intellectual, but also very combative.

01:56:18.000 Compared to what we have now, I mean, they were much more intellectual.

01:56:21.000 And then, you know, William F. Buckley lost his cool.

01:56:25.000 Yeah.

01:56:26.000 And said something to him.

01:56:30.000 See if you can find it.

01:56:32.000 Didn't he smack him or something, William F. Buckley?

01:56:34.000 He said he would sock him.

01:56:36.000 Sock him or something? 0.98

01:56:38.000 Did he call him a queer? 0.97

01:56:39.000 I think he called him a queer or something like that. 0.98

01:56:42.000 Oh, you queer? 1.00

01:56:43.000 He didn't like that old English accent. 0.84

01:56:45.000 It was still very proper. 0.99

01:56:47.000 He's like, I'll sock you, you queer. 1.00

01:56:48.000 Yeah, they were insulting each other. 0.98

01:56:50.000 But it was like a high art when they did it. 0.99

01:56:53.000 Well, they were fucking... 0.99

01:56:54.000 It was very combative. 1.00

01:56:56.000 Crypto-Nazi.

01:56:57.000 Crypto-Nazi.

01:56:59.000 That's right.

01:57:00.000 Because Gore Vidal called him a Crypto-Nazi.

01:57:02.000 ...try to raise the Viet Cong flag in the park in the film we just saw.

01:57:08.000 Wouldn't that invite?

01:57:09.000 Raising a Nazi flag in World War II would have had similar consequences.

01:57:13.000 People in the United States happen to believe that the United States policy is wrong in Vietnam and the Viet Cong are correct in wanting to organize their country in their own way politically.

01:57:24.000 If it is a novelty in Chicago, that is too bad.

01:57:27.000 But I assume that the point of the American democracy is you can express any point of view you want. 0.98

01:57:33.000 Shut up a minute. 0.93

01:57:33.000 No, I won't. 0.93

01:57:34.000 Some people will follow Nazi, and the answer is that they were well treated by people who ostracized them.

01:57:39.000 And I'm for ostracizing people who egg on other people to shoot American marines and American soldiers.

01:57:45.000 I know you don't care because you don't feel any sense of identification. 0.92

01:57:48.000 As far as I'm concerned, the only sort of pro-crypto-nazi I can think of is yourself.

01:57:51.000 Failing that, I would only say that we can't have the right of assembly.

01:57:54.000 Let's not call names. 0.97

01:57:54.000 Now listen, you queer. 0.97

01:57:55.000 Stop calling me a crypto-nazi or I'll sock you in your goddamn face and you'll stay plastered. 1.00

01:58:02.000 Let's go back to his pornography and stop making any... 1.00

01:58:07.000 This is the most intellectual thing I've ever seen, though. 1.00

01:58:11.000 I'll sock you in your goddamn face and you'll stay plastered. 1.00

01:58:14.000 We haven't had a debate like that in a year. 1.00

01:58:17.000 Literally, our debates have degenerated into people on Twitter with the avatars of animals going, groomer, Nazi, groomer, Nazi, groomer.

01:58:25.000 I mean, this is like at least...

01:58:27.000 These people are at least like...

01:58:30.000 Functioning intellectuals.

01:58:31.000 There's zero likelihood that guy could throw a good right hand.

01:58:34.000 William F. Buckley?

01:58:35.000 You don't think so?

01:58:37.000 He lost his cool.

01:58:39.000 He lost his cool.

01:58:40.000 Lost his cool.

01:58:41.000 He lost his cool.

01:58:41.000 But they were, you know, they were insulting each other while disagreeing and interrupting each other.

01:58:45.000 Well, the debate was like an art form at that point.

01:58:48.000 It is.

01:58:49.000 You know, it's a thing, though, that I really feel like the way to...

01:58:55.000 Like, I've seen people do it in debates where they have three minutes to state a case.

01:58:58.000 Like, I watched the Monk debates recently.

01:58:59.000 I watched this one with Douglas Murray and Malcolm Gladwell and a couple other people.

01:59:08.000 Oh, Matt Taibbi was in it too.

01:59:10.000 And some woman, I forgot her name, sorry. 1.00

01:59:12.000 But you have like three minutes to say something.

01:59:15.000 And then there's a rebuttal.

01:59:17.000 And that's three minutes.

01:59:19.000 And then sometimes they interrupt each other.

01:59:21.000 Sometimes it broke out into a conversation.

01:59:23.000 But that's what I wanted.

01:59:24.000 Right.

01:59:25.000 I wanted a conversation.

01:59:26.000 Like, this idea that you should have three minutes.

01:59:29.000 Like, how about just give someone three minutes?

01:59:32.000 Like, if you just...

01:59:32.000 You don't want anybody to dominate the conversation, not let other people speak their point of view, but if you could just, like, agree...

01:59:39.000 To like a gentleman's agreement.

01:59:41.000 It's sort of like when people agree when they're sparring.

01:59:43.000 We're not going to wail at each other.

01:59:44.000 Let's just go in here and try with good faith.

01:59:48.000 Right.

01:59:49.000 You lay out what you think is correct and I'll lay out my beliefs and we'll try to figure out why I believe what I believe and you believe what you believe.

01:59:57.000 Detached as a human from that.

01:59:59.000 The problem is we don't do that. 0.99

02:00:01.000 We attach ourselves to every fucking idea we have. 0.98

02:00:04.000 Whether it's ideas about politics or ideas about social situations or money or capitalism. 0.97

02:00:09.000 We attach ourselves to these ideas, and we defend them, and they are a part of our identity. 0.83

02:00:15.000 That's where things get squirrely with people, because we're so fucking tribal.

02:00:19.000 We get attached to ideologies that support this thing that we think of as us, as our worldview. 0.59

02:00:26.000 And sometimes people switch. 1.00

02:00:28.000 You know, I'm those fucking lefties. 1.00

02:00:29.000 I got red-pilled during the pandemic and now I fucking have a frog flag in my living room. 1.00

02:00:35.000 It's people... 0.98

02:00:36.000 I think it's the desire for community.

02:00:38.000 It's the desire for, you know, some type of social standing and people want to...

02:00:44.000 You know, we're lucky enough to have a thing that we like doing, that which challenging, that we can do all the time, that there's never an end to it.

02:00:51.000 You can always get better at it.

02:00:52.000 You can always look at something and go, I wish that came out better and this was better.

02:00:56.000 And I think that's a lucky thing to have.

02:00:58.000 I don't think everybody has that.

02:01:00.000 I think, you know, there are people that are bored, very bored.

02:01:04.000 And I think out of extreme boredom can come a lot of problems.

02:01:09.000 Yeah.

02:01:09.000 You know, idle time.

02:01:11.000 It's kind of like, that is a good quote.

02:01:13.000 It's like the devil's play thing.

02:01:14.000 Like, if you don't have something to do, into that vacuum can get thrown all kinds of...

02:01:22.000 Well, a lot of people during the pandemic used it for good, right?

02:01:26.000 They started a script. 0.98

02:01:28.000 They fucking decided to start a workout routine and change their diet. 1.00

02:01:32.000 They picked up skills. 1.00

02:01:33.000 They learned a language.

02:01:34.000 But not everybody has that mindset.

02:01:36.000 And some people wallowed in Twitter.

02:01:39.000 Wow. 1.00

02:01:39.000 Just fought with everybody and called unvaccinated people plague rats and just wild shit, man. 1.00

02:01:46.000 Everybody losing their fucking mind. 1.00

02:01:49.000 I just love them around today, like, you're a plague rat. 1.00

02:01:54.000 You're a plague rat, you queer. 1.00

02:01:58.000 Plague rat queer. 1.00

02:01:59.000 I'll suck you in your mouth. 1.00

02:02:01.000 I'll suck you in your mouth. 1.00

02:02:02.000 Call me a rat. 1.00

02:02:04.000 Yeah, I mean, I... You know, I think that it's... 0.90

02:02:08.000 Crypto Nazi.

02:02:09.000 But it's funny.

02:02:10.000 I mean, it's like two dudes that, like...

02:02:13.000 You know, you live during a time.

02:02:16.000 That's what's interesting.

02:02:17.000 It's like you know about all the other times, but you live in one particular time and you might experience like there's a lot of things that happen in the span of any lifetime.

02:02:28.000 For as long as it is, you know?

02:02:30.000 But like, the way I think now versus even the way I thought four years ago has changed dramatically, right?

02:02:35.000 Because like, so much happened in that period of time.

02:02:39.000 So many new, you know, ways to think about things.

02:02:45.000 So many new weird things happened that you were like, oh, the things that you thought were impossible became possible.

02:02:53.000 The horror movie scenarios in your head that you had cooked up became reality.

02:02:58.000 Right?

02:02:58.000 All these things.

02:02:59.000 So, you know, it's definitely weird that there are people that, you know, never lived during this time and had no idea that any of the things that we went through were even really possible.

02:03:15.000 And then kids, like, people will forget about it.

02:03:18.000 Like, people that were two will...

02:03:20.000 During the pandemic, might always trust the government because they never lived through this time of massive government overreach and really sloppy science and private and public fuckery, this weird unity between the private and the public sector and large profit-making institutions and all this stuff.

02:03:40.000 So if you didn't live through it, You'll never appreciate it for how wild it was and how insane it was.

02:03:47.000 Do you know that there is a lot of people that are saying that their children have impaired speech?

02:03:57.000 Because during the pandemic they made them wear masks all the time.

02:04:01.000 Interesting.

02:04:01.000 There's like, even if it's a certain percentage of the time when you're talking to someone, when you're a child, Apparently.

02:04:07.000 We should Google this to make sure it's true.

02:04:09.000 But I believe what they think is that as you're talking to someone and you're reading their lips, there's like a thing going on where you see their expression and you get to read faces.

02:04:19.000 Wow.

02:04:20.000 And you get to learn how to read people.

02:04:23.000 And that this is a very critical part of development when you're a child.

02:04:26.000 For sure.

02:04:26.000 And if you're exposed to even a small percentage, I would imagine, of your interactions or with people with shielded faces, you're not going to get any data from that.

02:04:36.000 You're going to get this weird thing.

02:04:39.000 Masks can be detrimental to baby speech and language development.

02:04:43.000 The good news is parents can take action to compensate.

02:04:46.000 Well, I hope that's true.

02:04:47.000 I hope you can compensate.

02:04:49.000 My fear would be that there's certain stages where babies learn things, where they're sort of developmental stages.

02:04:57.000 And if that's one of them, where like when they're really learning how to form their first words, And have conversations with parents that they're not seeing mouths.

02:05:07.000 Right.

02:05:08.000 That seems...

02:05:09.000 It's crazy.

02:05:10.000 And now that we find out that it didn't work, the whole thing is so insane.

02:05:14.000 There was a study recently, see if you can find this, because we brought this up the other day, but we never googled it, that wearing an N95 mask, you should never wear one for more than an hour a day.

02:05:23.000 Yeah.

02:05:25.000 Well, yeah, there's a lot of stuff that's going to come out now that'll be the complete opposite of what we were told to do.

02:05:30.000 Yeah, but there's apparently some other health risks that can come from wearing one of those all the time.

02:05:36.000 Of course. 0.99

02:05:36.000 I would imagine if it's hot out, you're spitting into this fucking thing. 0.99

02:05:40.000 I mean, just like I remember during this whole thing, you had all those TikTok kids get really famous in LA and like... 0.99

02:05:46.000 It's amazing that TikTok, which is an app started by China, the people that started this app were very open about what they were going to do.

02:05:52.000 They were like, we're going to take 20 kids, make them famous, make them icons, because we think in the early stages of any social media app, having majorly famous people on it brings more people into it, right?

02:06:03.000 Right.

02:06:03.000 So these kids that were just running around L.A. got famous because somewhere in a room in like Shanghai or Beijing or whatever, they were choosing who would play to America, like the Charli D'Amelio girls, like the girl next door with brown hair and brown eyes, and they're just like,

02:06:18.000 okay, we're going to make all these people famous.

02:06:20.000 This is a real interesting period of time to have lived through, where while you have all this government overreach and stuff like that, You have this landscape that's being completely curated in ways you don't know about.

02:06:34.000 You don't understand what's happening because, like, people are being chosen, you know, in rooms in China to be famous.

02:06:43.000 And, like, you know, nobody knew, you know, about, you know, Anthony Fauci really until he became the czar of public health.

02:06:51.000 Some people in the government knew who he was.

02:06:54.000 It was just a weird time.

02:06:56.000 It was a strange time where a lot of things were changing and all of the technology had...

02:07:01.000 And then they were like, wait a minute, is this good?

02:07:03.000 Is it good that we have this app that China has access to all of this information that we have?

02:07:09.000 So that was a huge thing during the pandemic, too.

02:07:12.000 TikTok exploded during the pandemic.

02:07:15.000 It's very interesting.

02:07:16.000 All these things that happened in that period of time are interesting things.

02:07:20.000 They're all interesting.

02:07:21.000 All interesting things.

02:07:22.000 Yeah.

02:07:23.000 It's a new sort of era of human beings, like a totally new chapter.

02:07:29.000 Yeah.

02:07:29.000 Like a weird chapter where nobody trusts the government.

02:07:33.000 Nobody trusts the media.

02:07:35.000 Nobody trusts—there's a lot of people that don't trust election machines.

02:07:39.000 They don't trust politicians.

02:07:41.000 They don't trust congresspeople.

02:07:42.000 They don't trust the cops.

02:07:44.000 Nobody trusts anything.

02:07:47.000 And it's also, we're like at the verge.

02:07:49.000 We're about, like, how many years away from being able to read minds?

02:07:53.000 Right.

02:07:54.000 How many years do we have before we're plugged into something?

02:07:56.000 I don't know.

02:07:57.000 Most people's minds I don't want to read.

02:07:59.000 Do you know how wild that's going to be?

02:08:01.000 They can keep their minds.

02:08:02.000 When you find out, they're like, imagine if you were married to someone and you found out they were plotting to kill you.

02:08:06.000 Well, that's crazy.

02:08:08.000 Imagine you just read their mind and all of a sudden you're like, wow.

02:08:11.000 Right.

02:08:11.000 Why?

02:08:12.000 But also, how many husbands and wives have those thoughts that pass through their head, like, I should kill that motherfucker? 1.00

02:08:16.000 Right. 1.00

02:08:17.000 And then they never do.

02:08:18.000 Yeah, they just like to entertain those thoughts a little bit.

02:08:19.000 How many people just like to...

02:08:20.000 Yeah, some people probably have fantasies about killing their significant other.

02:08:24.000 Maybe that's good.

02:08:26.000 But what if you know they're plotting it?

02:08:28.000 Right.

02:08:28.000 Well, look at the Gilgal Beach guy, right?

02:08:30.000 This woman slept next to this guy, lived in her house. 1.00

02:08:32.000 He's killing hookers and burying them on a Long Island beach. 0.99

02:08:36.000 He's like this regular Massapequa dad... 0.98

02:08:40.000 Walking around, going to bars, telling people about the murders because he wants to be cool, going, oh, I know about those Google murders.

02:08:46.000 You know how it probably happened?

02:08:47.000 It's like that OJ book he released, If I Did It.

02:08:50.000 This guy's going to bars in Long Island going, yeah, this is probably going to happen.

02:08:53.000 People are getting creeped out.

02:08:55.000 They're like, he seems to know a lot about this.

02:08:57.000 Oh, my gosh.

02:08:57.000 So they suspected him before that?

02:08:59.000 Yeah, they were watching him for a while.

02:09:01.000 Because he was always talking about it.

02:09:03.000 He was always talking about it.

02:09:04.000 Ugh.

02:09:05.000 They had a few other things, DNA, technological things.

02:09:08.000 He implicated himself with DNA on a pizza box or something, and then they got him.

02:09:13.000 But again, this was a guy who had two kids and a wife.

02:09:17.000 Didn't they find his wife's hair?

02:09:20.000 Something, I don't know.

02:09:22.000 I think one of his wife's hairs.

02:09:24.000 That's interesting.

02:09:24.000 I don't know.

02:09:26.000 See if you can find that, because I think that was one of the ways they found it.

02:09:29.000 But that's so weird that then she's like, oh, my husband's a Gilgo Beach murderer.

02:09:34.000 And you were sleeping with that guy. 1.00

02:09:36.000 You had kids with that guy.

02:09:38.000 Yeah, and then the daughter.

02:09:39.000 But my whole attitude is it kind of makes you cool a little bit.

02:09:44.000 It makes you important a little bit.

02:09:47.000 They won't even visit them. 0.99

02:09:49.000 And my whole thing is if my dad killed a bunch of hookers, I'd visit them every day. 1.00

02:09:52.000 I'd be like, you're so much more interesting than I thought. 0.99

02:09:54.000 Like, I love my dad.

02:09:55.000 But if my dad was like a serial killer, I'd be like, what is going on?

02:09:59.000 It'd be amazing. 0.55

02:10:00.000 I'd feel bad for the people he killed.

02:10:01.000 Yes, for sure.

02:10:02.000 But you would be fascinated.

02:10:03.000 Fascinating to talk to him.

02:10:03.000 Dude, it would be amazing.

02:10:05.000 But if you could have a conversation with the Iceman.

02:10:06.000 Oh, my God.

02:10:07.000 He wasn't just talking.

02:10:07.000 My father wasn't just talking about his dog.

02:10:09.000 What were you saying, Jay?

02:10:10.000 What were you trying to get me on the Google Beach thing?

02:10:13.000 Oh.

02:10:14.000 His wife's hair.

02:10:15.000 Whether or not his wife's hair was found at the scene of the crime, of one of the crimes.

02:10:18.000 I think it was.

02:10:19.000 But that's the thing about the suburbs.

02:10:20.000 People have these weird, hidden lives.

02:10:22.000 And his was that he was a murderer.

02:10:25.000 It says it's hair believed.

02:10:27.000 In the suburbs, everybody looks, you know, it's very, there's a lot of conformity.

02:10:31.000 Hair believed to be from the Gilgo Beach suspect's wife found near victims.

02:10:35.000 Wow.

02:10:36.000 They already say once Rex Heuermann was identified in early 2022 as a suspect.

02:10:41.000 They watched him and his family collected DNA samples from items that were thrown away.

02:10:45.000 I'd love to hear why, like when these, you know, why did he do it?

02:10:49.000 But I guess it's just he was bored. 1.00

02:10:51.000 He's an evil fuck. 1.00

02:10:52.000 I'm an evil guy and I'm bored. 1.00

02:10:53.000 He's an evil fuck. 1.00

02:10:54.000 And I need something to do. 1.00

02:10:55.000 I think there's people that hate themselves.

02:10:57.000 They hate life.

02:10:58.000 And they want to do something awful.

02:11:00.000 Yes.

02:11:00.000 You know?

02:11:01.000 And they want to see if they can get away with it, too.

02:11:04.000 People steal things.

02:11:04.000 Like Winona Ryder was shoplifting things.

02:11:07.000 She was rich.

02:11:08.000 Why would she do that? 1.00

02:11:09.000 Because they want to get away with stuff.

02:11:10.000 It's a thrill.

02:11:11.000 It's like a crazy thrill.

02:11:12.000 It's a thrill.

02:11:13.000 It's a psychopathy.

02:11:14.000 It's a thrill.

02:11:14.000 Yeah, it's a psychological disorder.

02:11:16.000 Well, Stranger Things got her back on a bike, huh?

02:11:18.000 She was great on that show. 1.00

02:11:19.000 She was really good.

02:11:20.000 She was great on it. 0.99

02:11:21.000 That show was fucking amazing. 1.00

02:11:22.000 Keep stealing. 1.00

02:11:24.000 Good for her.

02:11:24.000 Who's getting hurt by that?

02:11:26.000 CVS? It's probably like department stores.

02:11:30.000 But it is strange when somebody, you know, has a hidden life and it's crazy.

02:11:35.000 I think this is where the N95 thing came from.

02:11:37.000 I found a bunch of stuff Googling about N95. Well, you could feel when you wore those masks it wasn't good because you're breathing in your own carbon dioxide.

02:11:45.000 It's bad.

02:11:45.000 It says that you can wear it up to about eight hours usually.

02:11:48.000 What was this one that was saying?

02:11:49.000 I was trying to find specifically what it was.

02:11:51.000 This article before I get further into it says this blog is specifically about respirators and not face masks.

02:11:58.000 Oh, okay.

02:11:59.000 But it does say here when the workers are working longer hours without a break while continuously wearing an N95 FFR. I don't know exactly what the FFR means.

02:12:08.000 The blood CO2 levels may increase past the one-hour mark.

02:12:30.000 We're good to go.

02:12:52.000 Example, diminished cardiac contractility, vasodilation of peripheral blood vessels.

02:13:00.000 Reduced tolerance to lighter workloads.

02:13:03.000 So it's not good.

02:13:05.000 That's just the known effects from breathing.

02:13:08.000 Yeah, increased concentrations of CO2, which can happen if you have a face mask on, like an N95, I guess.

02:13:14.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:13:15.000 See, you know, the people wore those fuckers all day long. 1.00

02:13:20.000 How many people got really fucked up from those things? 0.99

02:13:22.000 There's people that were wearing them outside at the park. 0.99

02:13:25.000 It's crazy.

02:13:26.000 I saw so many people outside in LA wearing those things. 1.00

02:13:29.000 But they got fucking brainwashed. 1.00

02:13:33.000 Right. 1.00

02:13:33.000 They got brainwashed and they didn't get good information on what can be done to make your body more resilient. 1.00

02:13:40.000 Yeah.

02:13:41.000 But, you know, I mean, I think at the end of the day, it's like, I think people learned, even the people that are not, not disclosing that.

02:13:51.000 There's a lot of people.

02:13:52.000 A lot of people now are just kind of like.

02:13:55.000 For reference, that FFR, when I just looked it up.

02:13:59.000 FFR means a filtering face piece respirator.

02:14:02.000 When I Google that, it's a giant face mask.

02:14:04.000 It's not just a face mask.

02:14:05.000 But people had those too.

02:14:07.000 That's insane.

02:14:09.000 Okay, that's a different story.

02:14:10.000 That's not an N95. That's a fucking Darth Vader mask. 1.00

02:14:13.000 Those are kind of cooler. 1.00

02:14:15.000 That's a lot different.

02:14:17.000 It's a lot different.

02:14:18.000 That probably does a way better job of keeping all the cooties out, but it probably fucks you up because that's why you're getting so much CO2. Because the thing about those N95s, not just N95s, but the thing about specifically like surgical masks.

02:14:32.000 Have you ever seen that doctor that does this test where he takes a vape pen?

02:14:35.000 And he takes a big hit and he blows it through the face mask and explains that the size of the vapor that's going through the face mask is far larger than the COVID virus. 0.99

02:14:48.000 So when you're breathing out, it's going right through that goddamn thing. 0.90

02:14:52.000 Like some of the aspects of those N95 or was it KN95? Maybe both of them. 0.99

02:15:00.000 There's sort of an electrical charge to that kind of fabric, right?

02:15:04.000 And it captures some of the stuff.

02:15:08.000 It stops some of it from getting in.

02:15:10.000 So they might have a beneficial effect.

02:15:13.000 It was a mess, right?

02:15:15.000 It was a big mess. 1.00

02:15:16.000 People were wearing bullshit. 1.00

02:15:17.000 They were wearing the same face diaper every day. 1.00

02:15:19.000 It was a big mess.

02:15:20.000 And you know what?

02:15:21.000 It'll be forgotten by people.

02:15:23.000 We'll remember it.

02:15:24.000 People our age will remember it and younger than us.

02:15:27.000 Did you know that they wore them in 1918 during the Spanish flu?

02:15:30.000 I did not.

02:15:31.000 Yeah, they wore them.

02:15:32.000 I didn't know either until this pandemic.

02:15:35.000 I saw these photos of the 1918s.

02:15:37.000 People walking on the streets with face masks on.

02:15:39.000 Hopefully we're done with pandemics for a while and we could just be killed by all the machines.

02:15:43.000 Well, Biden said there's going to be another pandemic.

02:15:45.000 Well, they want one, but...

02:15:47.000 I don't know if he spoke.

02:15:48.000 It was one of those, we need money.

02:15:50.000 There's gonna be another pandemic? 0.99

02:15:52.000 I want machines to kill us. 0.97

02:15:54.000 I'm bored with pandemics. 0.98

02:15:56.000 I'd rather the machines rise just to be more fun.

02:16:00.000 I don't think you have a choice.

02:16:02.000 Yeah. 0.73

02:16:02.000 I think it'd be more fun to just see a bunch of AI sentient robots trying to kill everybody. 0.73

02:16:07.000 If we're gonna go, let's just do full Terminator.

02:16:10.000 Let's go.

02:16:11.000 If it's gonna happen, the pandemics are boring.

02:16:14.000 We've done that as hack.

02:16:16.000 It's scary.

02:16:17.000 The pandemic's scary because it may have been started by people.

02:16:20.000 It probably was. 1.00

02:16:21.000 They were fucking around in that lab. 1.00

02:16:23.000 Most likely. 1.00

02:16:24.000 It got out.

02:16:25.000 Trying to get more money.

02:16:26.000 Some of the researchers got sick.

02:16:28.000 They all had COVID-like symptoms.

02:16:29.000 It seems like they know what happened.

02:16:30.000 They were trying to get more money, showing the government, going, look, what if this happened?

02:16:33.000 What if that happened?

02:16:34.000 And it's also funding.

02:16:35.000 If you can do this research- And it's probably fun. 0.77

02:16:38.000 That's what's fucked up about it. 0.80

02:16:39.000 If your job is to create diseases all day, you're probably like, let's create something fun where you don't know you have it for 12 days. 0.97

02:16:46.000 Then we go show the government that and go, look how scary this one is.

02:16:50.000 You better fund us now.

02:16:52.000 You better give us all the money because we have this crazy new disease.

02:16:57.000 Because that's all they do is they just manipulate these diseases to make them more dangerous so they can get more money.

02:17:03.000 That's what it is.

02:17:04.000 It's for funding. 0.98

02:17:05.000 And obviously, they didn't have a fucking cure, right? 0.94

02:17:08.000 So how long have you been working on this thing? 0.97

02:17:10.000 How long have you been fucking doing these weird science projects on bugs? 0.90

02:17:16.000 What is this mosquito thing I keep hearing about? 0.99

02:17:19.000 Where they're trying to figure out a way to have mosquitoes vaccinate people? 0.98

02:17:22.000 No bullshit. 0.97

02:17:24.000 Yeah, no, they're trying to have mosquitoes. 1.00

02:17:27.000 Bill Gates, I think, wants to own all the mosquitoes in the world.

02:17:30.000 And I don't know why, but I think it's good. 0.97

02:17:32.000 Could you fucking imagine if that's how they vaccinate people? 0.89

02:17:34.000 I think he's good. 0.99

02:17:34.000 He just wants to own all the farmland and all the mosquitoes. 0.99

02:17:37.000 Imagine if they genetically engineer mosquitoes to vaccinate people.

02:17:41.000 Is that what's happening?

02:17:42.000 No.

02:17:43.000 I mean, I'm just guessing.

02:17:44.000 I think I've heard that, but I don't know what forum.

02:17:46.000 See if that's real.

02:17:47.000 Have they genetically engineered mosquitoes?

02:17:49.000 Could they potentially?

02:17:50.000 Is Bill Gates trying to vaccinate me with a wasp?

02:17:53.000 Well, the first thought was like, we're going to genetically engineer mosquitoes that can't carry malaria.

02:17:58.000 That'll save so many lives.

02:18:00.000 Oh, we'll go right ahead.

02:18:02.000 C-Y-V-Z-I-K-V could replicate efficiently in mosquitoes and be secreted in saliva, they said.

02:18:12.000 By feeding mosquitoes blood that contained the C-Y-V-Z-I-K-V virus, the insects were transformed into a vaccine carrier.

02:18:24.000 Awesome.

02:18:25.000 Zhang's team then tested the effectiveness of their new vaccine on mice.

02:18:29.000 So every time you just hit your leg, you're like, I got a booster.

02:18:32.000 I'm getting boosted now.

02:18:35.000 Jeez Louise, what are these people doing?

02:18:37.000 That is the wildest thing that the world hasn't stepped in and just said... 1.00

02:18:43.000 Stop all this fucking gain-of-function shit, you assholes. 1.00

02:18:46.000 Because it makes a lot of money. 1.00

02:18:47.000 Scientists were able to genetically modify parasites to deliver malaria vaccines through mosquito bites. 0.99

02:18:54.000 Holy shit, dude. 0.61

02:18:55.000 We use the mosquitoes like there are a thousand small flying syringes, explains University of Washington, Seattle physician and scientist Dr. Sean Murphy, lead author of the paper. 0.99

02:19:07.000 Yeah, that's crazy.

02:19:08.000 Bro.

02:19:09.000 That's crazy.

02:19:10.000 Well, it's also crazy that Gates wants to own all the farmland and stuff.

02:19:14.000 People that make a billion dollars, a lot of them just don't want to chill with a billion dollars.

02:19:18.000 You know when you're a little kid?

02:19:19.000 He's got a hundred plus billion.

02:19:21.000 I know, but it doesn't matter anymore.

02:19:23.000 He wants people to do everything he says.

02:19:25.000 When you were a little kid, you're like, if I had money, I'd just put a water slide from my bedroom to the pool, right?

02:19:29.000 Yeah.

02:19:30.000 That's what your little kid idea. 0.99

02:19:31.000 I'd have a fast car, and I'd have a fucking jungle gym in my, whatever it is. 0.99

02:19:36.000 Then as you grow older, you go, okay, I'll have a mansion and a couple of things. 1.00

02:19:40.000 Then you're like, I'll get to fuck all the hot bitches or whatever it is you think money's going to get, right? 1.00

02:19:45.000 But at that level, you're like, I want to own all the mosquitoes and I want them to vaccinate people on my command. 1.00

02:19:52.000 It goes so crazy.

02:19:54.000 You have so many resources.

02:19:57.000 That you are a big Batman villain.

02:19:59.000 You've become this like all power.

02:20:01.000 He's a country.

02:20:02.000 Bill Gates has the resources and not a small country.

02:20:05.000 He has the resources and the political power of a country.

02:20:09.000 If they release those vaccine carrying mosquitoes, there would be people out there that would be bug catchers where they're trying to go get stung up as much as possible so they can be free of any worry of diseases.

02:20:20.000 Well, there'd also be people standing there.

02:20:21.000 There'd also be like clinics in LA and Beverly Hills.

02:20:23.000 We could go and just get stung.

02:20:25.000 Yeah, for sure.

02:20:25.000 And they would put it on your skin and you'd get stung.

02:20:28.000 Did you guys get stung?

02:20:29.000 Yeah, I got stung today.

02:20:30.000 Stung, stingers.

02:20:31.000 It's so itchy, but it works.

02:20:33.000 It doesn't work?

02:20:34.000 Out of 14 participants who were exposed to malaria, seven of them, including Reed, came down with the disease, meaning the vaccine was only 50% effective.

02:20:41.000 Oh, that's better than the COVID one.

02:20:43.000 That's fine. 1.00

02:20:44.000 For the other seven, the COVID is fucking terrible. 0.99

02:20:47.000 You know, 50% they will... 0.99

02:20:49.000 Oh, that is successful for these people.

02:20:51.000 Yeah, it's a lot.

02:20:52.000 50% is a home run.

02:20:54.000 For the other seven, protection didn't last more than a few months.

02:20:57.000 Oh, so...

02:20:59.000 Sounds like you gotta get stung every couple of months.

02:21:02.000 Every few months.

02:21:03.000 You need a new booster. 0.95

02:21:04.000 You need to get stung.

02:21:05.000 Booster stung.

02:21:06.000 I actually cried when they told me I had malaria because I had developed such a close relationship with the nurses, Reed said.

02:21:11.000 She wanted to continue through the trials, but her infection made her ineligible.

02:21:15.000 She was given a drug to clear her case of malaria and sent home.

02:21:18.000 I think we can obviously do better.

02:21:20.000 Oh my god, these guys want to keep going.

02:21:22.000 They want to get stung.

02:21:25.000 But isn't the real solution to malaria...

02:21:27.000 They need to...

02:21:29.000 Like, we had malaria in America one time.

02:21:31.000 It was a lot of standing water.

02:21:32.000 You know what the solution is?

02:21:33.000 Shopping malls.

02:21:34.000 Condos, buildings, roads.

02:21:36.000 Right.

02:21:36.000 It's goodbye jungles.

02:21:38.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:21:38.000 Stop with this crap. 1.00

02:21:39.000 The real solution is famous Dave's. 1.00

02:21:42.000 Dave and Buster's.

02:21:45.000 KFC, that's the solution.

02:21:47.000 Hygiene.

02:21:48.000 Hygiene.

02:21:48.000 You know, running water.

02:21:50.000 Sure.

02:21:50.000 Sewage systems that are functional.

02:21:52.000 But, you know, you don't get malaria in a mall.

02:21:54.000 Right.

02:21:55.000 You don't get it in a hotel.

02:21:57.000 You know, you get it in a forest or a swamp or whatever.

02:22:01.000 You get it from mosquitoes, right?

02:22:01.000 But how do mosquitoes get it?

02:22:02.000 They get it.

02:22:03.000 Because they don't all have it, right?

02:22:04.000 Well, they get it in a, you know, those really hot, swampy areas, a lot of stagnant water.

02:22:09.000 Right, but how are they getting it?

02:22:11.000 Like, how are the mosquitoes getting malaria?

02:22:13.000 I don't know.

02:22:14.000 You know what I'm saying?

02:22:14.000 Because, like, it's not all mosquitoes.

02:22:16.000 They carry it?

02:22:16.000 Some of them just carry it?

02:22:17.000 Right, so this is like, let's Google that.

02:22:19.000 Like, what's the origin of malaria?

02:22:22.000 Yeah, they're carrying it.

02:22:24.000 They carry it.

02:22:25.000 Where do they get it from?

02:22:26.000 Where do they get it?

02:22:27.000 Like what?

02:22:28.000 Like a person or a thing?

02:22:30.000 Yeah, another person or an animal.

02:22:30.000 Or a hog.

02:22:31.000 Maybe one of those hogs. 1.00

02:22:32.000 Oh, those dirty pigs. 1.00

02:22:34.000 They spread a lot of stuff. 1.00

02:22:35.000 Yeah, there's a lot of animals that have some funky ass diseases. 0.94

02:22:39.000 So those vaccinations are good when you're going.

02:22:41.000 I'm sure they're good in a lot of cases, but they're also good if you're going to some of those countries where it's bad.

02:22:46.000 There's actually one kind of mosquito that can spread it.

02:22:48.000 Oh, malaria spread when an infected anophilus mosquito bites a person.

02:22:54.000 This is the only type of mosquito that can spread malaria.

02:22:56.000 The mosquito becomes infected by biting an infected person, drawing blood that contains the parasite.

02:23:01.000 When that mosquito bites another person, that person becomes infected.

02:23:05.000 My friend Justin got malaria three times.

02:23:07.000 Yeah, that's the guy for the fight for the forgotten with the well.

02:23:10.000 He got malaria and then it came back.

02:23:13.000 He was depleted and it came back.

02:23:16.000 He's trying to give people water, right?

02:23:18.000 Yeah.

02:23:19.000 Yeah, well stop doing that.

02:23:20.000 That's the problem.

02:23:22.000 That's the issue.

02:23:24.000 No, good for him for doing it, but that's an occupational hazard.

02:23:27.000 Yeah.

02:23:28.000 Yeah, he got rocked with a bunch of different things. 0.69

02:23:31.000 Some sort of a parasite at one point in time really fucked him up for months and months.

02:23:35.000 A lot of people go over there and they get exotic things and they don't even exactly know what you got infected with.

02:23:42.000 Well, that's the thing.

02:23:42.000 I've always wanted to visit the Amazon rainforest in Brazil, but then there's some really wacky stuff you could just get and some people don't even know what it is.

02:23:50.000 Some people come back from that and five years later have an issue.

02:23:53.000 I don't know.

02:23:53.000 Yeah, I think there was a case real recently of someone getting infected by a parasite or a bacteria that they had not identified before.

02:24:04.000 Right.

02:24:05.000 Like a new one.

02:24:06.000 Well, that's the thing about those areas.

02:24:08.000 And that's what makes them so cool is that there's areas in the Brazilian Amazon that are uncontacted tribes and unexplored.

02:24:17.000 I had Paul Rosely on.

02:24:18.000 He's the guy that goes down there and he's working to try to preserve these areas and protect them.

02:24:24.000 And what they do is they wind up hiring loggers to now protect the forest.

02:24:28.000 Right. 0.99

02:24:29.000 Because they don't have any fucking jobs out there. 0.99

02:24:31.000 Of course. 0.99

02:24:31.000 So if they can hire them to do something good, that's what they want to do. 0.99

02:24:34.000 Right.

02:24:34.000 They'd much rather do that.

02:24:35.000 So they do that now, and they've protected a shitload of the Amazon rainforest.

02:24:39.000 There's regions of the Amazon that are just impenetrable or crazy.

02:24:44.000 He was talking about it, and he was talking about his encounters with some of the natives.

02:24:48.000 It's wild.

02:24:48.000 That's crazy.

02:24:49.000 At one point in time, he thinks they were hunting him.

02:24:52.000 Really?

02:24:52.000 Yeah.

02:24:53.000 He peeked around.

02:24:54.000 He saw someone with face paint on.

02:24:56.000 With a bow and arrow.

02:24:57.000 He's like, oh my god.

02:24:58.000 He realized he was surrounded and he got out of there.

02:25:00.000 That's so crazy.

02:25:02.000 Whoa! 1.00

02:25:03.000 They just fucking kill people. 1.00

02:25:04.000 Right. 1.00

02:25:05.000 And they find people encroaching.

02:25:06.000 Because they've been killed.

02:25:08.000 I mean, there's been like war going on between people that are like...

02:25:11.000 But if you go down there, could you become their god?

02:25:14.000 Could you convince them you were a god?

02:25:16.000 If you had like sufficient fireworks.

02:25:19.000 That's the thing.

02:25:19.000 Like if you went down there and were like, I'm your god...

02:25:24.000 They would shoot arrows at you still.

02:25:25.000 They would try it out.

02:25:26.000 Yeah.

02:25:26.000 They wouldn't believe you.

02:25:27.000 They don't know your language.

02:25:28.000 You don't know theirs.

02:25:29.000 So good luck learning some Amazonian tribal language.

02:25:33.000 Yeah.

02:25:34.000 But if you went down there with some phones and crazy stuff, they might think you were a demon, too.

02:25:40.000 You have floodlights.

02:25:40.000 For Columbus, you use the eclipse, supposedly.

02:25:42.000 Oh, yeah, supposedly.

02:25:43.000 Yeah.

02:25:44.000 You told them the eclipse was coming.

02:25:45.000 They all bowed down. 1.00

02:25:47.000 That's powerful if you know that shit's coming. 1.00

02:25:49.000 That's a dope move. 1.00

02:25:50.000 They knew shit back then. 1.00

02:25:51.000 It's a killer move. 1.00

02:25:52.000 And they were doing that little sextant in the sky thing. 0.99

02:25:54.000 That's how they fucking knew everything. 0.83

02:25:55.000 I mean, imagine making your way across the ocean, just looking at the stars through this thing. 0.98

02:25:59.000 And then just landing and going, hey, I know something's coming.

02:26:01.000 And then predicting it, and then having them go, oh, this guy must be...

02:26:06.000 A god.

02:26:07.000 He must be plugged in.

02:26:08.000 And you kind of can't do that anymore.

02:26:10.000 No. 0.78

02:26:11.000 Because the light from the planet, from all the cities and everything, it's like significant pollution stops you from seeing the stars unless you're like way the fuck out there.

02:26:19.000 Also, their immune systems have been exposed to very little, so they could die from like nothing, from like a cold, right? 0.58

02:26:25.000 Yes.

02:26:26.000 That's what killed most of the Native Americans. 1.00

02:26:28.000 90% of the Native Americans who died, died of like smallpox.

02:26:33.000 Smallpox.

02:26:33.000 So it wasn't us.

02:26:34.000 No.

02:26:35.000 That's what got them stuck there.

02:26:36.000 Didn't we give them blankets of smallpox? 0.80

02:26:39.000 Marine worms got them stuck. 0.87

02:26:41.000 In 1504, Christopher Columbus on his fourth transatlantic voyage had been stranded with his men on the north coast of Jamaica, their last two ships riddled with marine worms.

02:26:51.000 So marine worms are worms that eat wood.

02:26:53.000 So, they eat through boats.

02:26:55.000 So, having said, a small party of the Spanish occupied Hispaniola, a hundred miles to the east paddling canoes hewn from local timber.

02:27:03.000 Yeah, they awaited rescue, but their food had run out, and the Jamaicans who had been pleased to provision them when they first arrived had tired of the trinkets the Spaniards could offer in exchange.

02:27:14.000 Luckily, Columbus had astronomical tables with him, which indicated that a lunar eclipse was due on February 29th.

02:27:20.000 Calling the local chiefs together, Columbus gravely told them that the God of the Christians was all-powerful and very displeased with the Jamaicans' refusal to keep them fed.

02:27:29.000 And as soon as a sign of his wrath As a sign of his wrath, the moon would be darkened and turn the color of blood that evening.

02:27:37.000 Many of the natives laughed, although others were not sure.

02:27:39.000 All were convinced when the eclipse began, as Columbus had told them it would.

02:27:43.000 But hold on for this.

02:27:44.000 You tell me they never saw an eclipse before?

02:27:48.000 Are you telling me they had no idea that that happened?

02:27:52.000 That seems unlikely.

02:27:53.000 To know it was going to happen that night, though, on leap year two.

02:27:58.000 The fact that he was timing the eclipse with his sand glass re-emerging at the appropriate juncture.

02:28:04.000 The outcome was, as Columbus had anticipated, convinced of the power of this god, the Jamaicans fell to their knees begging forgiveness. 0.90

02:28:11.000 The stranded Europeans did not want for anything again before their rescue six months later.

02:28:17.000 That's cool.

02:28:18.000 It sounds a little like the UFO disclosure talk.

02:28:22.000 I'd go if they've seen one, but they probably thought it was a god blocking it out for the night for some reason.

02:28:28.000 I'm sure he probably did convince some of them that he was really smart.

02:28:34.000 Yeah, I'm sure.

02:28:35.000 He should probably be the leader.

02:28:37.000 He knows when the eclipses are coming.

02:28:38.000 I've always wanted to see that area, but I'm not going to do it now.

02:28:42.000 That's always interested me, that type of the Amazon, that area.

02:28:47.000 Oh, the Amazon's got to be amazing. 1.00

02:28:49.000 It's got to be amazing, right?

02:28:50.000 It's got to be amazing.

02:28:51.000 Really cool wildlife down there and beautiful flora and fauna.

02:28:56.000 It's crazy.

02:28:56.000 It's like, but I just, you know, there's a lot of, that's where you get a lot of disease-carrying mosquitoes.

02:29:03.000 He said he saw a jaguar walk right by him.

02:29:07.000 How far away did he say that jaguar was?

02:29:08.000 How beautiful, probably.

02:29:10.000 Who said that?

02:29:10.000 Columbus or Rosalie?

02:29:11.000 No, Paul Rosalie.

02:29:13.000 Columbus.

02:29:14.000 Columbus said, I saw a jaguar walk right by me.

02:29:17.000 I don't recall.

02:29:19.000 It was real close.

02:29:20.000 That's one of the most beautiful animals, you know?

02:29:22.000 Oh my god.

02:29:23.000 The sloth, the river dolphin, the bottlenose dolphin, like this crazy...

02:29:27.000 The anaconda.

02:29:28.000 The black caimans.

02:29:29.000 I didn't know they got to be 16 feet long.

02:29:31.000 The black caimans.

02:29:32.000 I mean, there's stuff dead.

02:29:32.000 There's spiders the size of garbage can.

02:29:34.000 It's crazy.

02:29:35.000 It's a wild place, man.

02:29:36.000 It's a wild place.

02:29:37.000 And most of it is just completely just dense forest where you can't even barely get to.

02:29:42.000 I know.

02:29:42.000 But, you know, get some resorts.

02:29:45.000 Get people to work.

02:29:47.000 They tried to do that in the Congo.

02:29:48.000 And what happened?

02:29:49.000 People tried to let the jungle eat them.

02:29:50.000 The arrows came in?

02:29:52.000 The jungle ate them.

02:29:53.000 The jungle eats you.

02:29:54.000 It's just too much.

02:29:55.000 It's too much.

02:29:56.000 It'll grow around everything.

02:29:58.000 I still believe in the power of the Four Seasons.

02:30:01.000 Like if they went in there and just slashed and burned.

02:30:04.000 You gotta do a burn. 0.77

02:30:05.000 A big one.

02:30:05.000 You gotta do a big burn.

02:30:06.000 You gotta burn several acres of the rainforest.

02:30:08.000 Put a lot of concrete down.

02:30:09.000 A lot of concrete.

02:30:10.000 I do think that's the...

02:30:11.000 Steel water.

02:30:11.000 We're gonna have to start moving in that direction.

02:30:13.000 Steel water.

02:30:14.000 Oh yeah!

02:30:15.000 Make a giant golf course.

02:30:16.000 Giant golf course.

02:30:17.000 You want a golf course.

02:30:18.000 Those Madison Club properties.

02:30:19.000 He should do it.

02:30:20.000 He should do it.

02:30:20.000 I mean, it's anaconda!

02:30:21.000 Yeah.

02:30:21.000 Where's that?

02:30:22.000 But people would pay to see that.

02:30:24.000 Brazil.

02:30:24.000 Oh my god!

02:30:26.000 Now what if it had drinks on it?

02:30:27.000 With a tray with drinks?

02:30:30.000 It has a tray with drinks and people are taking the drinks on it.

02:30:33.000 There's money to be made!

02:30:35.000 Velcro it around its waist.

02:30:36.000 Yeah!

02:30:37.000 Keep it stable.

02:30:37.000 There's money to be made!

02:30:38.000 Oh my god.

02:30:40.000 Look at the size of that thing.

02:30:41.000 Yeah, they're big.

02:30:42.000 That thing is enormous.

02:30:45.000 Rosalie said he got on top of one of them, but he couldn't get his arms around.

02:30:49.000 He said it was 25 feet long.

02:30:51.000 Well, it probably just ate, because when they just eat, they...

02:30:54.000 No, he said the whole body was that big.

02:30:56.000 Interesting.

02:30:57.000 But a lot of times, when an anaconda eats, it expands.

02:31:00.000 Yeah, but he said it was like the whole thing.

02:31:02.000 It was going through his arms.

02:31:04.000 It was just massive.

02:31:05.000 He got on top of it like a crazy person and wrapped his arms around it.

02:31:08.000 He said it slid through his arms.

02:31:10.000 He said he couldn't touch his fingers.

02:31:12.000 Because it was so big.

02:31:13.000 It was that big.

02:31:13.000 Yeah.

02:31:14.000 Well, that's who's behind Lizzo on the tour now. 1.00

02:31:16.000 Because these bitches turned on her. 1.00

02:31:22.000 There it is, Lizzo. 1.00

02:31:24.000 Oh, Lizzo.

02:31:25.000 God bless her. 1.00

02:31:26.000 Yeah, man.

02:31:27.000 I mean, that's the business she's in. 1.00

02:31:30.000 People turn.

02:31:31.000 They turn.

02:31:32.000 It's life.

02:31:33.000 Well, it's also she's a part of that outrage business. 1.00

02:31:36.000 She's a part of that.

02:31:37.000 When you're in the machine, she made her money. 0.97

02:31:40.000 She made her money.

02:31:41.000 She'll be fine.

02:31:42.000 She'll be fine. 1.00

02:31:43.000 What's a little banana out of a pussy? 1.00

02:31:45.000 It's a little banana out of a pussy, folks. 1.00

02:31:47.000 So she got a little carried away. 1.00

02:31:49.000 That's how she likes to party. 1.00

02:31:50.000 That's how she gets down.

02:31:52.000 Yeah, that's how she got down. 0.92

02:31:53.000 Could be worse.

02:31:54.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:31:55.000 Yeah, what the fuck? 1.00

02:31:57.000 She gave you a job. 1.00

02:31:59.000 Be grateful.

02:32:00.000 Be grateful.

02:32:02.000 As a person, as a human being that cares about people's joints, I would not ever advise a bunch of ladies who had not done any Real, like, rigorous physical activity. 1.00

02:32:14.000 You're gonna get fucking hurt. 0.99

02:32:15.000 You're gonna get, like, knee replacements. 0.99

02:32:18.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:32:19.000 Like, rip your fucking knees apart. 1.00

02:32:20.000 But it's like, be grateful, be happy, and just enjoy it. 1.00

02:32:24.000 Yeah, but maybe get those girls on... 1.00

02:32:28.000 Some sort of a rotation where they don't have to go on tour every day. 0.81

02:32:31.000 I don't know how many times they were doing it, but if you were a big girl and you had to do that kind of dancing every night, that's a lot of fucking work out of nowhere. 0.55

02:32:40.000 It was probably too much for them. 0.77

02:32:41.000 Imagine if Bert Kreischer offered you a tremendous deal to go on his crazy tour, but you have to do cartwheels every night.

02:32:49.000 That's part of the thing.

02:32:50.000 I feel like I would.

02:32:52.000 I would do cartwheels.

02:32:53.000 I would have to.

02:32:54.000 Um, yeah, it would be too much.

02:32:56.000 I would say, uh, no, thank you.

02:32:58.000 Wait, but Davis also claims the lawsuit she had once had to soil herself on stage during an excruciating re-audition, fearing the repercussions of excusing herself to go to the bathroom.

02:33:10.000 Yeah, but that's also, like, that's on you.

02:33:11.000 Okay.

02:33:12.000 No one told you.

02:33:13.000 That's a weird one. 1.00

02:33:14.000 You just shit yourself! 1.00

02:33:16.000 Yeah, that's a weird one. 1.00

02:33:17.000 You just shit yourself! 1.00

02:33:18.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:33:19.000 It's alright!

02:33:20.000 Also, if you weren't a big girl. 1.00

02:33:21.000 You shit yourself during rehearsal for the fat show. 1.00

02:33:26.000 Is there any truth to the rumor that bigger people shit themselves more often? 1.00

02:33:31.000 I don't shit myself, but I'm... 0.91

02:33:32.000 Ever? 0.98

02:33:33.000 No, I don't remember.

02:33:35.000 I have.

02:33:35.000 I'm remembering when I was drunk, when I was really drunk.

02:33:39.000 I don't think it's a common thing, but I think if I had to do Lizzo's dance routines every night, I would be shitting myself.

02:33:47.000 It happens. 0.97

02:33:48.000 You'd be shitting yourself and be grateful. 0.99

02:33:52.000 Be grateful you're on this tour, and you're shitting yourself. 1.00

02:33:55.000 You have to take a shit. 1.00

02:33:56.000 You have to tell people, I am so sorry, but I have to use the restroom. 1.00

02:34:00.000 But it would be so funny to me if one of them said, hey, I gotta use the bathroom, and Lizzo just went at them like a grizzly and said, fuck you, keep dancing. 1.00

02:34:09.000 Hold it in. 1.00

02:34:09.000 And they just danced and shit themselves. 1.00

02:34:12.000 Do you ever like about to go on stage and you're wondering if you should take a shit? 0.99

02:34:15.000 I always use the bathroom before I go on stage and I make it a point too because I know that that's a possibility. 0.97

02:34:21.000 But I've had moments where I wasn't sure if I should and then I just dump truck.

02:34:26.000 Yeah.

02:34:26.000 Just like a load of lumber.

02:34:28.000 There's like before you go on stage there's like anxiety sometimes your stomach a little bit and then that going you know going to the bathroom is...

02:34:35.000 Yeah.

02:34:36.000 Maybe that was that girl. 1.00

02:34:37.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:34:37.000 Let her take a shit. 1.00

02:34:38.000 Maybe she could perform better. 1.00

02:34:39.000 Yeah, it's a beautiful situation there when you have people that are really overweight dancing and shitting themselves on stage.

02:34:50.000 That's what progress is. 1.00

02:34:52.000 Yeah, but I don't think you can blame someone when you shit yourself. 0.99

02:34:55.000 You really can't. 0.99

02:34:57.000 You really can't.

02:34:59.000 Well, there's lawyers disagreeing with you.

02:35:03.000 There's a lot of lawyers.

02:35:04.000 I don't know about that. 0.99

02:35:05.000 Because unless they specifically told you, you can't leave to take a shit. 0.99

02:35:09.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:35:10.000 Unless they specifically told her that. 0.99

02:35:12.000 No, I think she internalized it and she decided to shit herself, which to me is like, guys, grow up. 0.83

02:35:19.000 Well, on the other hand, though, if they did discourage them from using the bathroom, human beings have to use the bathroom. 0.97

02:35:24.000 Right. 0.95

02:35:25.000 That's ridiculous. 0.98

02:35:26.000 Especially their rehearsing. 1.00

02:35:28.000 Like, let her take a shit in between takes. 1.00

02:35:30.000 Yeah, but also, like, I do respect if Lizzo was like, don't fucking use the bathroom on this tour. 1.00

02:35:35.000 If she was like a hard ass. 1.00

02:35:37.000 I do respect the idea of that of her just going like, all these girls being like, yeah, now we're finally going to get respected. 0.99

02:35:42.000 And Lizzo's like, you ain't shitting on my tour. 0.87

02:35:45.000 Okay? 1.00

02:35:46.000 Also, there's something very funny about the idea of Lizzo walking around calling them all fat pigs. 0.98

02:35:50.000 It's just, I'm sorry, but that makes me happy. 0.96

02:35:52.000 Are we sure that's true?

02:35:53.000 I don't think it's true at all.

02:35:54.000 I don't know, but it makes me happy.

02:35:56.000 It makes me happy.

02:35:57.000 If it's true.

02:35:57.000 It's hilarious and very fun.

02:36:00.000 And a judge having to look at all these fat people in a courtroom and go, wait, who's what?

02:36:04.000 Who's the problem? 0.77

02:36:05.000 Is fat privilege? 0.54

02:36:07.000 Are fat people allowed to call other people fat?

02:36:09.000 Is that okay?

02:36:09.000 It should be kind of okay, but if she's your boss, obviously it's like a problem.

02:36:15.000 That's the problem.

02:36:16.000 But it's just funny to me.

02:36:17.000 Let's take morality out of it.

02:36:19.000 There's nothing funnier than that.

02:36:20.000 Just Lizzo walking around stage calling people fat.

02:36:23.000 I mean, it's just so funny. 0.73

02:36:24.000 It's an absurd world.

02:36:26.000 Well, there's a thing that happens to people when they get their own show.

02:36:30.000 They've never had a show before.

02:36:32.000 Some of them go loony, right?

02:36:34.000 Roseanne talks about it real openly. 0.59

02:36:35.000 She went loony.

02:36:37.000 Brett Butler famously went loony.

02:36:39.000 You know, it happens.

02:36:42.000 All of a sudden, you're kind of a dictator.

02:36:44.000 And then you're like, here's the banana.

02:36:45.000 Eat it. 0.97

02:36:45.000 Yeah, I've heard quite a few sitcom stars went fucking bonkers when they had their own show. 0.97

02:36:50.000 I'll tell you a story afterwards. 0.98

02:36:51.000 I got a good one.

02:36:52.000 But it's just, there's these moments where you just decide that the rules don't apply.

02:36:57.000 You can just... 0.99

02:36:58.000 Fucking scream at everybody. 0.99

02:36:59.000 It's the Ellen thing. 1.00

02:37:01.000 Yeah.

02:37:01.000 You're the one in control of everything.

02:37:04.000 Right.

02:37:05.000 You could just fire people on a whim.

02:37:06.000 You know, you want to be feared.

02:37:08.000 Well, I think it was like part of it was like Lizzo was like these girls were...

02:37:14.000 they're like her, too.

02:37:15.000 It's weird.

02:37:16.000 It's weird to have a bunch of people that are very much like you and that that might be another layer of weirdness, too.

02:37:23.000 Didn't you ever watch that New Jersey reality show?

02:37:25.000 What's that called?

02:37:26.000 Jersey Shore?

02:37:27.000 Yeah.

02:37:27.000 Can you watch that?

02:37:28.000 Yeah, I've watched it, of course.

02:37:28.000 They're all real similar to each other.

02:37:30.000 Yeah, they're a problem, too.

02:37:33.000 Would you want to go on the Jersey Shore tour?

02:37:36.000 One of those guys got nabbed for tax evasion, right?

02:37:40.000 Yeah, he's fine.

02:37:40.000 He got out of it.

02:37:41.000 He got out of it.

02:37:42.000 He made a mistake.

02:37:43.000 People make mistakes.

02:37:44.000 It is a weird one like a lot of these folks.

02:37:46.000 You got a hair gel endorsement and you didn't disclose it. 0.99

02:37:50.000 A lot of these folks get wrapped up in like fraud schemes and shit. 0.99

02:37:52.000 A lot of reality star people. 0.98

02:37:53.000 You go from having no money to money and then you go, what the hell do I do with it and do I have to pay all of these taxes?

02:37:59.000 Didn't those folks on the New Jersey Housewives, didn't the Italian guy got deported?

02:38:04.000 Yes.

02:38:05.000 Yeah, because you didn't pay.

02:38:06.000 That was a tax thing too, right?

02:38:07.000 Wasn't it?

02:38:08.000 Yeah.

02:38:08.000 They don't play.

02:38:09.000 They don't play around. 0.99

02:38:10.000 The reality people get fucked over. 0.99

02:38:12.000 Yes. 0.99

02:38:13.000 Do reality show people end up getting fucked over? 0.98

02:38:15.000 Well, they become famous and they're not rich. 0.98

02:38:16.000 And then they go, oh, I have to pay?

02:38:20.000 Yeah.

02:38:20.000 They don't get it.

02:38:21.000 And then they try to figure out a way to keep the ball rolling.

02:38:24.000 Well, because they also got famous kind of a scam, right?

02:38:26.000 Reality TV is kind of a little bit of a scam.

02:38:28.000 It's not like they worked on a craft, right?

02:38:29.000 Yeah.

02:38:29.000 It's kind of a scam.

02:38:30.000 So they're like, oh, let's apply that to everything in my life.

02:38:33.000 Yeah.

02:38:34.000 Let's apply that to every single thing ever.

02:38:36.000 And they got through, right?

02:38:37.000 They actually made it on television.

02:38:39.000 Right.

02:38:39.000 So it becomes this like...

02:38:41.000 They made the shiny...

02:38:42.000 They touched the ring.

02:38:43.000 They were right there.

02:38:44.000 They were there.

02:38:45.000 They were close.

02:38:46.000 And then they got to figure out how to get on it.

02:38:47.000 Yeah.

02:38:48.000 And then maybe the real thing is like start their own.

02:38:50.000 Right.

02:38:51.000 Yeah.

02:38:52.000 Come up with their own concept.

02:38:53.000 It's the reality show economy.

02:38:54.000 Yeah.

02:38:55.000 Yeah.

02:38:55.000 Well, there was a bunch of those guys that went from one show to the next.

02:38:58.000 They did like a ton of- And then every now and then that bitch from the New York Housewives did that skinny girl margarita and made like 20, 30 million bucks. 1.00

02:39:03.000 Right. 0.97

02:39:04.000 So every now and then someone will like bank.

02:39:06.000 They'll like hit it.

02:39:07.000 And the Beverly Hills lady who owns the restaurant- She was rich forever. 0.99

02:39:11.000 Right.

02:39:11.000 She was rich forever.

02:39:12.000 She was already rich.

02:39:13.000 Already rich. 1.00

02:39:15.000 Those restaurants suck, by the way. 0.98

02:39:17.000 Just watching those ladies turn on each other and like, why is that so interesting to people? 1.00

02:39:22.000 Well, it's interesting because it's voyeurism, right?

02:39:24.000 It's fascinating.

02:39:25.000 It's fascinating.

02:39:27.000 The first season of that Real Housewives of Orange County was actually a real good primer on the mortgage crisis because you saw these people with these multiple houses, multiple cars.

02:39:37.000 One guy worked at the title company.

02:39:39.000 One woman was a realtor. 1.00

02:39:40.000 One woman was dating a mortgage guy.

02:39:42.000 And you saw how Southern California, Irvine, California, where a lot of those companies started, a lot of those housewives lived in that area and were making money In that sector of the economy that was about to collapse. 0.90

02:39:56.000 And then when it collapsed, you saw them go broke.

02:39:58.000 Like, some of those people went broke.

02:40:00.000 And, like, that became interesting to people.

02:40:02.000 Like, watching people ride high and then go low.

02:40:05.000 Try to, like, even out again.

02:40:07.000 You know?

02:40:08.000 When people have to downsize.

02:40:10.000 People had to downsize.

02:40:12.000 People like when watching people get humbled.

02:40:13.000 They like watching people get humbled for sure.

02:40:18.000 It's fascinating to watch the waves of...

02:40:20.000 Money is interesting because it does not make you happy.

02:40:26.000 It can make you happier.

02:40:27.000 It can alleviate the pressure on you.

02:40:30.000 But it doesn't fill your soul.

02:40:33.000 It's not a soulful thing per se.

02:40:36.000 But it is interesting watching it Affect people like watching wealthy people.

02:40:42.000 There's no reality.

02:40:43.000 There's very few reality shows about poor people.

02:40:47.000 You know?

02:40:48.000 It's usually about watching rich people.

02:40:51.000 Really?

02:40:52.000 Yeah.

02:40:52.000 How many reality shows are about poor people?

02:40:54.000 Teen mom?

02:40:56.000 Cops?

02:40:57.000 Not a million.

02:40:58.000 Swamp people?

02:40:59.000 Yeah, but are they even poor?

02:41:00.000 Are they poor or are they just swampy?

02:41:02.000 Because, like, Duck Dynasty guys are rich.

02:41:04.000 Those guys already were rich.

02:41:06.000 They're rich.

02:41:06.000 Because they had duck calls.

02:41:07.000 They're just a different kind of rich.

02:41:09.000 Yeah.

02:41:10.000 They're a different culture, but it's like...

02:41:12.000 They're country millionaires.

02:41:13.000 Yeah.

02:41:14.000 Hoarders?

02:41:15.000 Hoarders.

02:41:15.000 Hoarders is poor.

02:41:16.000 Hoarders is poor.

02:41:18.000 Hoarders is poor.

02:41:19.000 Hoarders is poor.

02:41:20.000 McMansions is...

02:41:21.000 You're doing okay.

02:41:21.000 What is McMansions?

02:41:23.000 There's not a lot of mansions on hoarders, is what I was saying.

02:41:25.000 Oh, right.

02:41:26.000 They at least own a house. 0.99

02:41:27.000 No, those are crazy people. 1.00

02:41:30.000 Shane Gill has turned me on to the shit hoarder. 1.00

02:41:32.000 The lady was shitting in buckets and leaving him in our house. 1.00

02:41:35.000 Wouldn't you get really sick from the fumes? 0.92

02:41:37.000 Well, I don't know how she survived. 1.00

02:41:38.000 Her fucking biome must be insane. 1.00

02:41:40.000 My Strange Addiction is fun where they eat things that they shouldn't. 1.00

02:41:43.000 Have you ever seen this one with the shithoarder?

02:41:45.000 No. 0.79

02:41:45.000 It's so insane. 0.79

02:41:46.000 I'll have to watch that.

02:41:47.000 I would play it for you right now, but we've already played it with Shane.

02:41:50.000 It's so insane. 1.00

02:41:52.000 This lady was just like buckets of shit, like milk jugs filled with shit. 1.00

02:41:56.000 She sealed them, left them in the corners. 1.00

02:41:57.000 People are odd!

02:41:58.000 She wanted to go back at the end.

02:41:59.000 They got her to get out of the house. 1.00

02:42:01.000 She wanted to go back for one last hurrah.

02:42:03.000 One last hurrah of eating contaminated food.

02:42:05.000 Why waste a minute on someone like that? 0.99

02:42:08.000 If someone's like, I'm addicted to eating shit, it's almost like, hey man, today is not the... 0.99

02:42:13.000 Dude, you drive heave if you just watch the film. 0.99

02:42:16.000 Yeah, it's just so funny.

02:42:17.000 You're debating with her and she's like, why should I leave?

02:42:20.000 It's my home. 1.00

02:42:20.000 And you're like, well, it is full of shit. 1.00

02:42:24.000 The best part is at the end. 0.99

02:42:25.000 She's like, I'm not the worst one you guys ever covered.

02:42:27.000 And they're like, oh yeah.

02:42:28.000 They're like, you're absolutely the worst one. 1.00

02:42:30.000 You have literal shit in your house. 1.00

02:42:32.000 Her mother grew up storing her own shit, too. 1.00

02:42:35.000 Well, it's a family thing, then. 1.00

02:42:36.000 It's a family thing.

02:42:37.000 It's just the end of it. 1.00

02:42:38.000 It's not showing all the shit. 0.99

02:42:39.000 I'll just be here to talk. 0.99

02:42:43.000 I'm going to go ahead and eat some of the contaminated food and then the party's over.

02:42:48.000 I have to get it because when somebody goes on intervention, they want to get high one last time.

02:42:55.000 The party ends for me tomorrow.

02:42:58.000 I like her.

02:43:01.000 I like her.

02:43:04.000 Listen, listen.

02:43:10.000 I've been eating poo for 12 years.

02:43:23.000 No, it's not.

02:43:25.000 She's like, yeah, right.

02:43:27.000 Yeah, right.

02:43:29.000 I'm gonna watch that.

02:43:30.000 It's so hard for me to watch that and not dry heave.

02:43:32.000 I have to force it back.

02:43:34.000 It's very difficult, but you know, we live in a vibrant and diverse country where a lot of people, like this is my governor of California answer to that, people have a lot of different ways to live.

02:43:46.000 Do you know how haunted that space of land must be?

02:43:48.000 Like, they leveled her house.

02:43:50.000 It's bad.

02:43:50.000 But who's gonna rebuild?

02:43:52.000 It's bad.

02:43:53.000 Who's gonna rebuild?

02:43:54.000 Shane Gillis.

02:43:55.000 That's just his favorite episode of Horrors with Joe Rogan.

02:43:58.000 I gotta watch that.

02:43:58.000 I haven't seen that one.

02:43:59.000 Featuring Shanna the Shit Hoarder. 1.00

02:44:00.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:44:01.000 It's wild.

02:44:03.000 That's wild.

02:44:04.000 So maybe I'm wrong.

02:44:05.000 Maybe there are more reality issues about poor people than I imagine.

02:44:09.000 I think they're funny, too.

02:44:11.000 I'm sure- No, they're great.

02:44:12.000 The moonshine people, aren't they poor? 1.00

02:44:13.000 Cops.

02:44:14.000 Cops.

02:44:15.000 Cops, I said, of course.

02:44:16.000 Didn't they stop making cops?

02:44:18.000 It's back.

02:44:19.000 Fuck it. 1.00

02:44:19.000 Let's go. 1.00

02:44:20.000 No, they're like, it's back.

02:44:21.000 It's a moneymaker.

02:44:22.000 Yeah, the pandemic, there's a lot of, you know- Cops is great natural humor.

02:44:26.000 You know, crackheads are naturally funny.

02:44:27.000 Yeah, and also, here's what's hilarious.

02:44:30.000 You have to get those people to sign releases.

02:44:31.000 Yeah, probably give them $5.

02:44:34.000 Isn't that amazing?

02:44:34.000 Here's a cigarette, sign.

02:44:36.000 Like, hey, yeah, I know you're on meth, but we sign right here, I'll give you $5?

02:44:41.000 There's no way that's hard.

02:44:42.000 I have that other show, the live one, where they don't have to sign a waiver.

02:44:46.000 They get away with some loophole where it's live.

02:44:48.000 It's a live documentary of the cops, so the people in the background are like, they're just- Come on.

02:44:53.000 Even the people they arrest?

02:44:54.000 I don't- It's all live, so I think there's a loophole with it being live.

02:44:58.000 What?

02:44:59.000 Yeah.

02:45:00.000 You can edit it?

02:45:01.000 How am I going to edit it?

02:45:02.000 It's live!

02:45:03.000 Those are easy people to sign releases.

02:45:05.000 How am I going to edit it?

02:45:05.000 It's live!

02:45:05.000 I could get a release, a minute signed over there.

02:45:08.000 Well, this place is like when they did Crank Yankers.

02:45:11.000 You could do Crank Yankers in Vegas because it was legal to record someone on the phone.

02:45:15.000 Wow.

02:45:15.000 Whereas in California, someone has to know.

02:45:17.000 You have to say, hey, Tim, I'm recording you.

02:45:19.000 Gotcha. 1.00

02:45:19.000 But when they're doing it in Vegas, you can kind of get away with a lot of shit. 1.00

02:45:22.000 That is interesting. 1.00

02:45:23.000 Wow.

02:45:24.000 I never thought about it.

02:45:25.000 Yeah.

02:45:25.000 As long as they're doing it from Vegas.

02:45:27.000 Yeah.

02:45:29.000 How do you prove that?

02:45:30.000 I guess his phone lines and everything.

02:45:32.000 Yeah.

02:45:32.000 Yeah, you'd be able to prove that.

02:45:33.000 Yeah.

02:45:34.000 I guess.

02:45:34.000 But it's just, I mean, because especially if it's a television show on Comedy Central.

02:45:38.000 Right.

02:45:39.000 That was a funny show.

02:45:40.000 It was a great show.

02:45:41.000 Comics used to call people up and prank them and they would have like little stuffed animals.

02:45:46.000 That's a great show.

02:45:47.000 It was like hand puppets that were talking for you.

02:45:48.000 Yeah, it was a lot of fun.

02:45:49.000 Yeah, there's weird legal loopholes, like where some states allow you to film people and they don't have to know about it, and other ones they don't.

02:45:58.000 Yeah. 0.80

02:45:58.000 And for sure your Amazon, your Electra and all that shit, or Alexa. 0.80

02:46:02.000 Those bitches are listening. 1.00

02:46:04.000 They're listening. 1.00

02:46:04.000 Yeah, but they've arrested people for murder and got the data on their Alexa. 1.00

02:46:09.000 You better catch them.

02:46:11.000 Catch them.

02:46:11.000 Catch them the normal way?

02:46:12.000 Catch them the normal way.

02:46:13.000 What if it's your sister and someone stabbed your sister?

02:46:15.000 I stumbled across this earlier looking at something else you guys are talking about.

02:46:17.000 A Roomba.

02:46:18.000 Oh my God.

02:46:19.000 Recorded a woman on the toilet.

02:46:21.000 How did screenshots end up on Facebook?

02:46:23.000 Oh my god, she took photo?

02:46:24.000 The Roomba took photos of her pooping? 0.71

02:46:25.000 Yeah, look, she's on the toilet. 1.00

02:46:26.000 Whoa, that's wild.

02:46:28.000 But how did it go to Facebook?

02:46:30.000 It says it's not supposed to happen.

02:46:31.000 It got sold to some data company.

02:46:35.000 Zuckerberg. 0.98

02:46:35.000 Bro, that fucking whole data mining thing is so insane that we never thought of this thing as a commodity and it's the most important commodity. 0.98

02:46:43.000 It's literally responsible for some of the biggest corporations that we know of. 0.99

02:46:46.000 People want data.

02:46:48.000 They want it.

02:46:48.000 They want to know what you're thinking about.

02:46:51.000 They want to sell you everything.

02:46:52.000 They want to sell you everything.

02:46:53.000 How many times have you been talking and you open up your phone and it shows you an ad for something that you're talking about?

02:46:58.000 Always.

02:46:58.000 A lot of times it'll happen.

02:47:00.000 Doesn't that creep you the fuck out?

02:47:00.000 It'll happen a lot of times.

02:47:02.000 Doesn't that creep you the fuck out? 0.59

02:47:04.000 I started to buy the stuff instead of me. 0.90

02:47:07.000 Yeah, why fight it? 1.00

02:47:08.000 It's going to be good shit, bro. 1.00

02:47:09.000 Why fight that shit? 1.00

02:47:10.000 Why fight it? 1.00

02:47:11.000 That makes sense.

02:47:13.000 Why fight it?

02:47:14.000 You know?

02:47:15.000 El Pollo Loco used to do the keto burrito, and that would always be on my phone because I would always say things about keto.

02:47:20.000 And then the El Pollo Loco would be like, look at that.

02:47:23.000 They had a keto burrito?

02:47:24.000 It's fake, but they called it a keto burrito.

02:47:26.000 It's not ketogenic?

02:47:27.000 Well, it's El Pollo Loco.

02:47:29.000 I'm taking your word for it.

02:47:31.000 Yeah, they'd have to have a low-carb burrito wrap, which they do make.

02:47:34.000 Yeah, they do.

02:47:36.000 I'm taking their word for it.

02:47:38.000 Just never taste right.

02:47:40.000 I'm taking their word for it.

02:47:41.000 I'll put a loco. 0.99

02:47:42.000 You know what it is?

02:47:42.000 It's a thing you were talking about when you're eating sugar, and you know you're not supposed to eat it.

02:47:46.000 It's bad.

02:47:46.000 You have shame.

02:47:47.000 There's a thing about a real quesadilla with a flour tortilla. 0.99

02:47:52.000 During this movie, I did a small role in this movie, and everybody had to smoke fake cigarettes because of these dumb unions that are now on strike, solidarity. 0.98

02:48:01.000 But they were like, everyone in the movie, it was like, we had to smoke, and we had to smoke these herb cigarettes, and they all sucked. 0.95

02:48:08.000 Did they hurt your throat?

02:48:10.000 Except the star who was allowed to smoke the real cigarettes.

02:48:12.000 What?

02:48:12.000 Oh, yeah.

02:48:13.000 No.

02:48:14.000 Yeah.

02:48:15.000 Oh, I know that movie.

02:48:16.000 That's right.

02:48:16.000 Yeah.

02:48:18.000 You should go on strike for that. 1.00

02:48:20.000 The herb cigarettes, they hurt your throat and they suck. 0.98

02:48:22.000 Especially you really like them cigarettes.

02:48:24.000 Well, it's like, I don't like to, you know, I like an excuse to smoke.

02:48:27.000 So it's like, oh, it's my job.

02:48:28.000 Right, you have to.

02:48:29.000 If I'm like, if I have to do this today because of my job.

02:48:31.000 But then, so I was really excited because I hadn't smoked in a while.

02:48:34.000 The guy goes, oh, here's the herb cigarettes. 1.00

02:48:35.000 I go, what the fuck? 1.00

02:48:37.000 This sucks. 1.00

02:48:38.000 You didn't put your foot down? 1.00

02:48:40.000 No, I just did it.

02:48:42.000 I just did it.

02:48:43.000 But you'll see.

02:48:45.000 I don't know if I'm smoking in the scene, but I was just like, and then I just put it in the ash.

02:48:49.000 Did it burn your throat? 0.99

02:48:50.000 It sucks. 0.99

02:48:51.000 It's just not the real deal. 0.99

02:48:53.000 Right.

02:48:53.000 No buzz.

02:48:54.000 No buzz.

02:48:55.000 No one would get addicted to them.

02:48:56.000 Nobody would ever get addicted to herb cigarettes.

02:48:58.000 Nobody would die from an herb cigarette.

02:49:00.000 Just the gross feeling of smoking your mouth.

02:49:01.000 The things you get addicted to are the good things, and they're the bad things.

02:49:05.000 But there's a reason you get addicted to them because they are...

02:49:08.000 They give you something.

02:49:10.000 They give you something.

02:49:11.000 Give you a little juice.

02:49:12.000 They give you a little juice. 0.97

02:49:13.000 You know, when people end up in like the depths of a fentanyl, you see these people walking around like San Francisco or downtown LA, whatever it is, and go, how the fuck do you end up that bad? 0.61

02:49:23.000 Right.

02:49:23.000 But it's the power of that drug.

02:49:27.000 The power of that drug makes you go, yeah, I live on the street.

02:49:31.000 Because they'll offer people rooms and then they go, no, I'm good.

02:49:34.000 I'm good.

02:49:34.000 I'll just turn tricks on the street.

02:49:36.000 Jesus Christ.

02:49:37.000 And you go, what is it?

02:49:38.000 That drug is so good and it affects them in such a way that living without that feeling is unimaginable.

02:49:47.000 Yeah.

02:49:47.000 Even, I mean, they just become a drug at the end.

02:49:50.000 They're not even a human being.

02:49:50.000 It's really sad.

02:49:51.000 Yeah.

02:49:52.000 But you think about it, you're like, God.

02:49:54.000 And the rap at El Pollo Loco is not that.

02:49:58.000 The keto rap is not that.

02:50:00.000 But the power of drugs, whether it's sugar or booze or whatever it is, people throw their marriage and their life away because of alcohol, damaged relationships with their families.

02:50:12.000 It's amazing how powerful all that stuff is.

02:50:17.000 Yeah, and gambling.

02:50:19.000 We've been talking a lot about gambling on the show.

02:50:21.000 Amazing how that gets people.

02:50:22.000 But that one's good because you could win.

02:50:25.000 It's true.

02:50:26.000 You could win.

02:50:26.000 I mean, you could win.

02:50:27.000 You might win.

02:50:28.000 You might win.

02:50:29.000 But I stay far away from that because I can feel myself.

02:50:31.000 If I play a few hands in Vegas or whatever, I can feel myself.

02:50:34.000 Oh, this is...

02:50:35.000 You could get into that.

02:50:36.000 Oh, yeah.

02:50:36.000 And they say that's the worst one, ironically, because there's no physical symptoms of withdrawal.

02:50:42.000 And you don't have any physicality associated with it, so you could just blow everything.

02:50:47.000 Everything.

02:50:48.000 Have you ever had a real gambling addict on?

02:50:52.000 Oh, have we...

02:50:54.000 Well, David Cho was definitely one of his vices.

02:50:57.000 Yeah, he had a real gambling vice.

02:50:59.000 Not an addict, in the sense that guys who just lose everything all the time.

02:51:04.000 I know guys who are pool players, who are some of the best pool players in the world, and they will play and win a tournament and win a check for like $10,000 and then gamble it all on the flip of a coin.

02:51:15.000 That's amazing.

02:51:16.000 I've seen that happen.

02:51:17.000 There's one guy who's famous for it.

02:51:19.000 And these guys just are always in action.

02:51:23.000 If they're not on the poker table, they're playing roulette.

02:51:26.000 If they're not playing roulette, they're gambling at pool.

02:51:28.000 If they're not gambling at pool, they're gambling at poker. 1.00

02:51:30.000 They're fucking gamblers. 1.00

02:51:32.000 They just gamble. 1.00

02:51:33.000 They want that juice all day long.

02:51:35.000 And money is just fun coupons.

02:51:36.000 It's how they live.

02:51:39.000 That's how they get their excitement. 0.99

02:51:42.000 There's a fucking great book about this guy from New Jersey. 0.98

02:51:45.000 His name is Kid Delicious. 0.99

02:51:47.000 And they wrote this book called Running the Table, I believe it is.

02:51:50.000 The guy's a really good author.

02:51:53.000 I think he wrote for Sports Illustrated.

02:51:57.000 John Wertheim, I believe it is.

02:51:59.000 Is that correct?

02:52:00.000 Am I saying his name right?

02:52:02.000 So anyway, it's about this guy who is this, like, really depressed, overweight pool player who happens to be one of the best pool players in the world.

02:52:09.000 And he's only happy, like, when he's in action.

02:52:12.000 And he travels around the country, and he documents him and his friend, this guy Bristol Bob from Connecticut, and they travel around the country playing these, like, high-stakes pool matches where he's worried about getting killed.

02:52:25.000 He's worried about, you know, getting out of the place.

02:52:27.000 He's worried about getting robbed. 1.00

02:52:29.000 Wild shit. 1.00

02:52:30.000 But this guy was only happy when he was in action. 1.00

02:52:34.000 He was only happy when he was gambling.

02:52:36.000 He was only happy.

02:52:37.000 That's amazing. 0.99

02:52:38.000 I mean, when he would win, he'd be on a fucking high. 0.98

02:52:41.000 And when he would lose, he would want to jump in front of a train. 0.99

02:52:43.000 He was only happy when he was gambling.

02:52:45.000 It's a binary existence, very similar to drugs.

02:52:47.000 It's only being happy when you are flying high, and then when you're not, you're being crushed, right?

02:52:54.000 I mean, that's a lot of, you know, there's comics, and it's easy to fall into that.

02:52:58.000 That's what happened to a lot of people when they weren't getting their juice during the pandemic.

02:53:01.000 They went nuts.

02:53:02.000 They were not going on stage.

02:53:03.000 Going on stage for a lot of comics is like therapy.

02:53:05.000 Yeah.

02:53:06.000 It's this brief moment of extreme happiness that you get.

02:53:08.000 This, like, 15 minutes of everybody having so much fun.

02:53:11.000 Yeah.

02:53:12.000 It's a real, you know, it's a challenge, I think, to not embrace, to not be manic.

02:53:18.000 Yes.

02:53:19.000 To not totally be manic.

02:53:20.000 And I think, you know, all these things are drugs, right?

02:53:23.000 Whether it's fame or money or anything that's associated with any type of performance.

02:53:28.000 Love.

02:53:29.000 People tend to get addicted to these things and they kind of...

02:53:34.000 They'll take something and they'll make it into something else.

02:53:38.000 They'll take a reaction from an audience and turn that into love.

02:53:42.000 When it's not love, per se.

02:53:44.000 You're doing a good job, but that's not love.

02:53:46.000 And I think people turn that into, okay, that's the love.

02:53:49.000 And that gets scary, and that's where people go off the rails.

02:53:54.000 It's positive energy, positive results, positive things.

02:53:58.000 Yeah, it's like people that live in Los Angeles for long enough, they tend to think their agents and managers care about them, like them, love them. 0.99

02:54:04.000 Give a shit, you know what I mean? 0.99

02:54:05.000 It's good to be dumped a few times. 1.00

02:54:08.000 The reality of the situation is...

02:54:10.000 You become a product.

02:54:12.000 They see you as a product.

02:54:14.000 They're effective at their job because they see you as a product.

02:54:17.000 They can't see you as a human being.

02:54:18.000 They might see a little bit of you as a human being, but their interactions with you are, can they sell you?

02:54:25.000 Yes. 0.98

02:54:26.000 And, you know, sometimes people get pushed into doing weird shit. 0.99

02:54:30.000 They end up, like, you know, there's people that, like, you know, will bring their clients drugs and everything, just to keep them on that fucking... 0.99

02:54:41.000 100%. 0.98

02:54:41.000 On that hamster wheel, man, and it's unfortunate. 0.98

02:54:43.000 Listen, these relationships, they always bring you booze.

02:54:46.000 If you need booze...

02:54:47.000 They'll bring you anything. 1.00

02:54:48.000 If you need booze, that's in my fucking rider. 1.00

02:54:51.000 I got a bottle of fucking... 0.99

02:54:53.000 Yeah, they just they want you to print money and they don't you know, that's the whole thing so yeah, but if you request it So the thing is it's like they are feeding off of whatever look for sure Are you are you really gonna like go to Bert Kreischer and say hey no more drinking during shows? 1.00

02:55:09.000 Shut the fuck up, right? 0.98

02:55:10.000 Like come on party keeps rolling. 1.00

02:55:11.000 Yeah party.

02:55:12.000 You guys want to make money or not?

02:55:13.000 Check his blood pressure.

02:55:14.000 Let's go right right show must go on get him the tequila Let's go Bert.

02:55:19.000 Yeah And if you're a guy like Mitch Hedberg, somebody was probably getting him smack.

02:55:24.000 Somebody knew that he had a real problem.

02:55:27.000 He was getting gangrene from shooting into the same area.

02:55:31.000 It got spooky, and he did not want to kick it. 0.99

02:55:34.000 He had no interest in kicking it, and he was fucking brilliant. 0.97

02:55:39.000 That guy was brilliant. 0.99

02:55:40.000 And it's such a fucking weird, unique style. 0.95

02:55:44.000 So comedy is a weird thing to do. 0.95

02:55:46.000 And it attracts people from all manners of life.

02:55:52.000 But there's a lot of people that...

02:55:54.000 People are very sensitive.

02:55:57.000 They're sensitive to see different things in the world that they can make fun of.

02:56:00.000 They notice things a lot.

02:56:02.000 They have great observational...

02:56:04.000 And a lot of those people, very sensitive people that are taking everything in, sometimes drugs and alcohol, it goes along with that because it's a way to dull yourself from the pain of having these realizations or not being healthy enough to deal with the world as it is.

02:56:23.000 And music and art and comedy, they always have a lot of people that have...

02:56:31.000 Issues.

02:56:32.000 Being somebody who was using drugs and drinking, I haven't for 12 or 13 years, actually the things that make you a drug addict actually make you a good comedian too because the compulsion to do drugs is similar to the compulsion to keep doing comedy or to keep doing something when it's not working and getting it to work eventually.

02:56:56.000 And a lot of that type of, like, behavior that in a normal person's life is like, what are you doing on Tuesday night?

02:57:02.000 You're going to tell jokes?

02:57:03.000 Nobody cares.

02:57:05.000 Nobody's paying you.

02:57:06.000 You go, no, no, no, but they will in six years.

02:57:08.000 They go, what?

02:57:09.000 It's crazy to normal people.

02:57:12.000 But if you come from being a drug addict, where you're like, yeah, I used to go and do drugs.

02:57:17.000 And I would drive to get drugs.

02:57:20.000 And, you know, I would satiate myself like that.

02:57:23.000 It makes sense.

02:57:25.000 To do something over and over and over again.

02:57:28.000 And that inhibits a lot of normal people from being comedians or whatever they want to be.

02:57:35.000 Because when I started a podcast, no one cared. 0.99

02:57:38.000 I just keep fucking doing it. 0.98

02:57:40.000 And I was doing it myself. 0.99

02:57:41.000 And it was like, you're talking to no one.

02:57:44.000 And then there's a small audience that got bigger and bigger and bigger.

02:57:46.000 But what made me keep doing it is the same part of my brain that made me keep doing drugs.

02:57:55.000 It was the same type of compulsive thing.

02:57:57.000 Yeah.

02:57:58.000 Interesting.

02:57:59.000 Yeah, that's your superpower.

02:58:00.000 Yeah, your ability to just bore down and keep doing something over and over and over again until you get better at it.

02:58:06.000 That's a lot of comics, right?

02:58:07.000 Yeah.

02:58:08.000 A giant percentage of us.

02:58:09.000 A lot of comics.

02:58:10.000 And that's why a lot of comics get addicted to other things.

02:58:13.000 For sure.

02:58:14.000 A lot of comics get addicted to drugs and alcohol and a lot of comics get addicted to activities.

02:58:18.000 I'm certainly guilty of that.

02:58:19.000 Right.

02:58:20.000 Specifically, games get very, very, very addicted to games.

02:58:23.000 I think that there's something that happens to us where that pathway could be taken over by a positive thing.

02:58:30.000 Or a negative thing.

02:58:31.000 Yeah.

02:58:32.000 You could just be fully addicted to creating new material.

02:58:34.000 Right.

02:58:35.000 Just addicted. 0.98

02:58:35.000 I fucking can't wait to get upstage with this new stuff. 0.98

02:58:38.000 I'm fucking juiced up. 0.99

02:58:39.000 Or it can be, I can't wait to go bet my whole life savings. 0.99

02:58:44.000 Right.

02:58:44.000 Which is...

02:58:46.000 Right. 0.99

02:58:46.000 They fucking do it, man. 0.99

02:58:47.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:58:48.000 You know, I was watching Dana White.

02:58:49.000 I told this story too many times, but I was watching Dana White.

02:58:51.000 He was down $600,000 playing blackjack.

02:58:56.000 And I'm like, what?

02:58:57.000 This is insanity.

02:58:58.000 You wind up winning.

02:58:59.000 You wind up being up like $600,000, which is even more insane. 0.99

02:59:02.000 But like, what the fuck, man? 0.99

02:59:05.000 When you're watching people get... 1.00

02:59:06.000 And he's super rich.

02:59:08.000 So for him to get his juices flowing, it's got to be crazy money.

02:59:11.000 Yeah.

02:59:12.000 Woo! 0.99

02:59:13.000 That is crazy.

02:59:14.000 Woo! 1.00

02:59:15.000 That's a different level of that shit. 1.00

02:59:16.000 $1,600K would not be good. 0.99

02:59:18.000 And it's a different level when you have the financial means to do it.

02:59:21.000 To go hard all the time.

02:59:23.000 To do it, for sure.

02:59:24.000 Yeah.

02:59:25.000 Woo! 0.99

02:59:26.000 Unhealthy.

02:59:27.000 Super crazy.

02:59:28.000 Unhealthy.

02:59:29.000 Well, I guess he likes it.

02:59:31.000 Here's the thing.

02:59:32.000 Some people like sports.

02:59:33.000 People do what they like.

02:59:34.000 When you look at life like that, it's kind of one of those things people say that sounds very, very simplistic, but then actually when you actually zoom out, people do what they like.

02:59:49.000 He seems to be pulling it off.

02:59:50.000 Yeah.

02:59:51.000 And he has for a long time.

02:59:52.000 For people to say, you're going to lose everything.

02:59:55.000 He hasn't.

02:59:56.000 No.

02:59:56.000 So you're wrong.

02:59:57.000 Some people have a line.

02:59:59.000 AA and all these things are not for everyone, right?

03:00:01.000 Not everyone's an alcoholic.

03:00:02.000 Some people are problem drinkers, meaning if they stop drinking, they'll be okay, right?

03:00:07.000 Some people are hard drinkers.

03:00:09.000 Some people can recreationally use drugs.

03:00:11.000 There's all different types of people.

03:00:13.000 I'm not one of those people I can't recreationally use cocaine.

03:00:17.000 Some people can.

03:00:18.000 Right?

03:00:18.000 Yeah.

03:00:19.000 So it's like, I couldn't recreationally do comedy.

03:00:21.000 I had to do it to do it.

03:00:23.000 Yeah.

03:00:23.000 Some people can.

03:00:24.000 Some people are able to give themselves that type of restriction.

03:00:30.000 Have you ever been to a Gamblers Anonymous meeting?

03:00:32.000 Never Gamblers Anonymous, but I know there's a lot of cross-pollination.

03:00:36.000 So I've been to AA where people are also gamblers.

03:00:41.000 Mm.

03:00:42.000 Multiple addictions.

03:00:44.000 Multiple addictions.

03:00:45.000 And so are they proclaiming their sobriety off of gambling and stuff?

03:00:49.000 Yeah. 0.95

03:00:50.000 You know, we're people that were just drinking to fucking like, you know, all the pain of having that addiction as well. 0.78

03:00:59.000 There's a lot of guys who got into comedy from AA in Boston.

03:01:02.000 They're really funny guys, too.

03:01:04.000 Yeah. 0.97

03:01:04.000 Because they would go on stage and tell these stories about being shit-faced and the crazy things that happened. 0.97

03:01:09.000 Of course. 0.98

03:01:09.000 And some of them were really funny. 0.98

03:01:10.000 Of course.

03:01:11.000 And quite a few of those guys wound up doing stand-up from learning how to do stand-up in AA meetings.

03:01:16.000 Yeah.

03:01:17.000 For sure.

03:01:17.000 Because they would just tell these stories.

03:01:19.000 Well, it's also takes away your inhibitions, right?

03:01:21.000 Yeah.

03:01:21.000 So, you know, if you've been a drunk and someone who's, like, lived, you know, that life, when you get into comedy, you can kind of, like...

03:01:33.000 Go out there and just go, yeah, and then put it all on the table and go, I'm a fuck up. 0.97

03:01:37.000 And almost all of them smoked cigarettes and drank coffee. 0.99

03:01:40.000 Like, all day.

03:01:41.000 Yeah, that's a big, well, because those are drugs, too.

03:01:43.000 Yeah, all day.

03:01:44.000 Smoked cigarettes and drank coffee.

03:01:46.000 Those are drugs, too.

03:01:47.000 Yeah, I mean, it's very hard to explain to someone who's not wired that way.

03:01:52.000 Right.

03:01:53.000 How it works to be wired that way.

03:01:55.000 It's very difficult.

03:01:56.000 If someone isn't wired that way at all, and they have no addictive tendencies, and they don't do anything really passionately, and they have lots of different hobbies.

03:02:06.000 I have friends who are very happy, great people.

03:02:08.000 They have lots of different hobbies.

03:02:10.000 None of them take them over.

03:02:11.000 Right.

03:02:11.000 None of them care that much about any one or two of them, you know?

03:02:14.000 They're just not wired that way.

03:02:16.000 Mm-hmm.

03:02:16.000 They go out to dinner.

03:02:18.000 They have two glasses of wine.

03:02:19.000 They don't finish the second one.

03:02:21.000 I go, how great.

03:02:22.000 They go, yeah, who cares?

03:02:23.000 I like drinking with food.

03:02:25.000 I like wine with food.

03:02:26.000 They go, they can have one cigarette occasionally.

03:02:30.000 They're just wired a different way.

03:02:33.000 Maybe they have more discipline, but also maybe they're just wired a different way because those are the same people who aren't trying to make millions of dollars.

03:02:41.000 They're fine.

03:02:42.000 I'm not saying they should, but like then I know people who they want to make a lot of money.

03:02:47.000 They are addicted to a lot of different things.

03:02:50.000 They switch to go from one addiction to another.

03:02:53.000 It's a problem.

03:02:55.000 It's very hard staying faithful to the wife or whatever.

03:02:58.000 There's a lot of people that deal with a lot of things.

03:03:01.000 People just wire differently.

03:03:03.000 And you can wire yourself in a positive way and use those addictive tendencies in a positive way too.

03:03:08.000 For sure.

03:03:09.000 I've seen people that literally can't drink.

03:03:12.000 They drink, they have one drink, and then all of a sudden they have gerbilize, and they're not there anymore.

03:03:17.000 There's a few people that I've met in my life that I've seen them drunk, and they have a couple of drinks, and then something shuts off, and they're not there anymore.

03:03:25.000 Tim's not there.

03:03:25.000 Who's this person?

03:03:27.000 Who's this fucking half robot just wandering around? 0.99

03:03:30.000 Well, it just became, for me, it was all I care about. 1.00

03:03:32.000 So if I was drinking, I'd be like, I am drinking.

03:03:36.000 Drinking is the thing that I want to do.

03:03:39.000 Partying and drinking.

03:03:40.000 So everything else in your life that you're supposed to care about disappears.

03:03:44.000 And some of it had to be fun.

03:03:45.000 Some of it, oh, it's a lot of fun.

03:03:47.000 Listen, I don't even regret it.

03:03:48.000 And when people say, you don't regret it, I go, not really, because there's a lot of fun.

03:03:52.000 But what happens is, you then look around and all your friends are drunks.

03:03:57.000 So you start to eventually, before you know it or not, every friend of yours is a drunk or has a problem with something.

03:04:05.000 And that's why you all relate to each other because nobody's calling the other person out and being a mess.

03:04:10.000 And then all your friends that are more successful tend to move away from you.

03:04:14.000 And you don't realize this is happening.

03:04:16.000 It's happening...

03:04:17.000 But you eventually, like, you take your head up and you're so fogged out by everything that you're not...

03:04:25.000 Then you, like, look at the landscape of your life and go, oh, all the successful people got out of here.

03:04:32.000 And then all the people that are left are fellow addicts.

03:04:38.000 And then you've got to cut the cord and move on, not only from your addiction, but in many cases from your social circle.

03:04:47.000 Was that the harder part?

03:04:48.000 That is a very hard part.

03:04:49.000 It's a hard part because you have to cut...

03:04:55.000 Certain people, places, and things out of your life.

03:04:58.000 You don't really have a choice.

03:04:59.000 And some of them you like.

03:05:01.000 You like the local bar.

03:05:02.000 You like your friends.

03:05:03.000 It's fun.

03:05:04.000 It's comfortable.

03:05:05.000 Going to the bar, being a drunk, being a funny drunk.

03:05:07.000 Yeah.

03:05:08.000 But then going, well, maybe I could be funny in another way and make money at it or whatever.

03:05:11.000 That's a whole...

03:05:12.000 But did you try to go to the bar sober?

03:05:14.000 Did you try to hang out there?

03:05:16.000 I never did.

03:05:16.000 If I showed you the bar I hung out, you would go, no, you don't do this sober.

03:05:20.000 No, you don't do it sober because, like, you know, it's not...

03:05:25.000 Fun sober.

03:05:27.000 It's fun drunk. 0.58

03:05:29.000 My mother used to say, she never drank, and she was like, oh, I used to go to bar sober, it was fun, and I'm like, right, but you're also a schizophrenic.

03:05:37.000 There's something weirder about the person in the bar sober having a lot of fun.

03:05:41.000 That's weirder.

03:05:43.000 That is weird. 0.79

03:05:43.000 The person who's like, ah, I'm sober, and they're drinking Diet Coke or water, they're more of a freak. 0.79

03:05:48.000 Just don't go.

03:05:49.000 You don't have to go.

03:05:52.000 There's other things.

03:05:53.000 This is part of our life where it's like, no, you can still do it.

03:05:58.000 You can still go to the bar.

03:05:59.000 You can still have all your friends.

03:06:00.000 You can't.

03:06:01.000 You can't.

03:06:02.000 They're not interesting when you're not drunk. 0.89

03:06:04.000 The bar's disgusting. 1.00

03:06:05.000 It smells like shit. 1.00

03:06:06.000 It's not cool. 1.00

03:06:07.000 If you're drunk, there's nothing better than hanging out.

03:06:11.000 Like I had this bar called Lisa's Lounge.

03:06:13.000 The owner named it after his daughter who was killed in a drunk driving accident.

03:06:16.000 Fact.

03:06:17.000 And her face was on the wall of the bar and people would toast her and go, Lisa, and then drink.

03:06:23.000 It was crazy.

03:06:24.000 But it was fun and it made sense when you were drunk.

03:06:27.000 Oh, this girl died in a car accident with a drunk driver and there's a bar named after her and we're all here.

03:06:34.000 Doing shots, toasting this dead person on a wall.

03:06:37.000 This makes a lot of sense.

03:06:38.000 This is fun. 1.00

03:06:39.000 Then you sober up and go, motherfucker. 1.00

03:06:42.000 What? 1.00

03:06:42.000 Like, none of it makes sense anymore. 1.00

03:06:44.000 Right.

03:06:45.000 How many people left that bar drunk driving?

03:06:47.000 Tons.

03:06:48.000 All?

03:06:49.000 A lot?

03:06:50.000 So it's like...

03:06:51.000 When you were hanging out in these places, when you're a real alcoholic, it's not trendy, fun, cool, hip bars.

03:06:58.000 It starts there, but it ends just proximity, right? 0.95

03:07:02.000 So if you're around a fucking bar, you're going to go to that bar, and that was a bar up the block from my house. 0.98

03:07:07.000 I could walk to it. 0.99

03:07:08.000 You remember Barfly?

03:07:10.000 Yeah, yeah.

03:07:12.000 That's like the most rosy depiction of bar culture.

03:07:15.000 Yeah, but it's the depiction that if you were drunk, it makes sense.

03:07:23.000 Everyone is your friend at the bar.

03:07:25.000 Everybody cares about you.

03:07:26.000 The bartender used to lend me your car if I needed to go get cigarettes.

03:07:29.000 I was hammered.

03:07:29.000 She goes, take my car.

03:07:30.000 I don't care.

03:07:31.000 Because she was drunk.

03:07:33.000 You know what I mean?

03:07:35.000 She doesn't care.

03:07:35.000 The brakes probably didn't work anyway.

03:07:37.000 She doesn't care.

03:07:38.000 I remember one guy, I was sitting on a stool next to one guy once.

03:07:41.000 His wife brought his 14-year-old daughter in and she's like, look at your father.

03:07:45.000 He refuses to get off this bar. 1.00

03:07:47.000 He's a piece of shit. 1.00

03:07:48.000 Oh my God. 1.00

03:07:49.000 And they both laughed.

03:07:51.000 And I was just sitting next to the guy and it was kind of awkward. 1.00

03:07:54.000 And he's like, you know, he goes, she's a real bitch, man. 1.00

03:07:58.000 Oh my God. 1.00

03:07:59.000 I'm like, yeah, she seems pretty selfish. 0.58

03:08:04.000 I'm like, you know, you deserve a couple of, you know, you come out, you have a couple of laughs with your friends.

03:08:09.000 But, like, this is a problem, right? 0.99

03:08:11.000 Like, there was this woman, Marge, who used to come and barge, like, shit herself. 1.00

03:08:14.000 She used to call everyone faggots. 1.00

03:08:17.000 She would shit herself? 1.00

03:08:18.000 She would, like, shit herself. 1.00

03:08:19.000 And they kicked her out once. 1.00

03:08:20.000 They're like, Marge, you're like, shit yourself. 1.00

03:08:21.000 She's like, you're all faggots! 1.00

03:08:23.000 You're a faggot! 1.00

03:08:24.000 You're a faggot! 1.00

03:08:25.000 You're a faggot! 1.00

03:08:25.000 So it's like these people are, you know, people are not well. 1.00

03:08:30.000 No.

03:08:31.000 They're not doing well there, but it's a great place to be for a minute in your life, to understand. 0.99

03:08:37.000 Like, if I was a person who could never understand how people get so fucked up, Because the next step after that bar is a fucking tent. 0.97

03:08:47.000 It's not that many steps. 0.99

03:08:49.000 You lose your apartment, you lose your thing.

03:08:52.000 So to understand how it is, didn't Bill Hicks have that great line, he's like, anyone can be, just takes the right bar, the right friends, the right girl, whatever it was.

03:09:01.000 It was a great Bill Hicks line.

03:09:02.000 It was about being homeless.

03:09:04.000 He's like, anyone can be homeless, takes this, this, this. 0.99

03:09:05.000 But to understand what it's like when you surrender, Your thoughtful, logical capacity in your brain to a fucking glass of alcohol and keep doing it? 1.00

03:09:18.000 Keep doing it. 0.99

03:09:19.000 I was in my early 20s just drinking these fucking bottles of vodka, right? 0.99

03:09:25.000 Gin and vodka, just clear alcohol over and over again, and then doing shots. 0.99

03:09:28.000 People start buying shots.

03:09:30.000 Jack Daniels and Gentleman's Jack and Makers and whatever.

03:09:33.000 And just drinking all the time, three or four days a week and then five days a week.

03:09:37.000 And then you're just really...

03:09:39.000 And then people think it's funny and then they start...

03:09:41.000 I tried to tell my dad about it.

03:09:43.000 I was trying to be like, I think I have a problem.

03:09:45.000 And I was telling him the bar hung out.

03:09:47.000 And instead of saying, oh, you should go to rehab, my dad's like, you know, a dirtbag bar has played a role in every Dylan's life.

03:09:53.000 And he's like, you know, then he started telling me about a bar he hung out in and a bar that my uncle hung out in.

03:09:57.000 And it was just like a lot of people, especially when you're Irish, it's just like, yeah, that's just part of it, son.

03:10:02.000 You just go to a place four nights a week and you drink all your paycheck.

03:10:06.000 That's just part of what we do.

03:10:08.000 And it gets dark really quickly.

03:10:10.000 And I think I sort it up at 25. But, you know, from 12 or 13, when you just start smoking weed and doing all that stuff till you get to 25, it's like you see these people, all these different stages of addiction.

03:10:23.000 Some people in the beginning, some people in the middle.

03:10:25.000 Some people at the end.

03:10:26.000 That woman, Marjorie, is the end. 0.59

03:10:27.000 She's like an old drunk, an old woman, who her whole system didn't work anymore. 1.00

03:10:33.000 When she would just go, you're a fat ass, you're a fat ass, you're a fat ass, you're a fat ass. 1.00

03:10:37.000 Just shitting herself. 1.00

03:10:39.000 Shooting herself, pissing herself, just getting sloppy, and 4.30 her daughter would have to come in and take her off the stool. 1.00

03:10:45.000 This is what happens.

03:10:47.000 There's no good that comes out of...

03:10:49.000 There's a couple that used to hang out.

03:10:51.000 This guy owned the glass.

03:10:52.000 His wife would spit a pill into his drink that would just make him go to sleep so she could get him out of the bar. 1.00

03:10:59.000 She would just put a pill and she would drug him. 0.99

03:11:02.000 He wouldn't even know. 1.00

03:11:05.000 Then she would just drag him out of the bar because he was so fucked up. 0.99

03:11:08.000 This guy that owned a glass... 1.00

03:11:10.000 Oh my god.

03:11:11.000 A glass shop.

03:11:12.000 So it's really dark, and when you're in your early 20s, some of it's funny and goofy. 0.90

03:11:17.000 And you're like, it's fucking nuts that I'm hanging out here. 0.76

03:11:19.000 But then you start making fun of it, then you become it. 0.96

03:11:22.000 You become the thing you're making fun of. 0.99

03:11:24.000 You start going, you're ironically like, look at this fucking crazy... 0.98

03:11:27.000 And then you're like, oh, I'm one of the people now sitting on this bar stool. 0.98

03:11:31.000 It's not funny anymore.

03:11:34.000 It's not ironic.

03:11:35.000 I'm coming here to get drunk all the time.

03:11:37.000 And it's your social circle.

03:11:39.000 It becomes your social circle. 1.00

03:11:40.000 All these crazy people that live in the area and they're all fucking nuts and they all go to the bar. 1.00

03:11:45.000 And if you want coke, it's there. 1.00

03:11:47.000 And if you want weed, it's there.

03:11:48.000 And people, you know, it's like that's the type of bar it was.

03:11:51.000 You could just...

03:11:52.000 I still drive people by and they're like, I can't believe you hung out there. 0.99

03:11:55.000 And I'm like, yeah, was it fucking alcoholic? 0.99

03:11:57.000 I just had a problem. 0.99

03:12:00.000 They're like, you really hung out there.

03:12:02.000 People just don't understand alcoholism.

03:12:04.000 They're like, didn't you want to go to a club that was fun?

03:12:07.000 I'm like, no, no, no, I was a degenerate alcoholic.

03:12:10.000 I just wanted to be drunk.

03:12:11.000 I didn't care where I was.

03:12:12.000 It didn't matter.

03:12:13.000 I could walk to that bar.

03:12:15.000 And it was fun.

03:12:16.000 It was a dark place, and the people were fun.

03:12:20.000 It's still around?

03:12:21.000 Oh, it's still around.

03:12:22.000 It'll always be.

03:12:23.000 Here's the thing.

03:12:23.000 What's in the name?

03:12:24.000 Yeah, Lisa's Lounge.

03:12:26.000 There it is.

03:12:28.000 That's it.

03:12:29.000 There it is.

03:12:29.000 Doesn't that look nice?

03:12:30.000 I forgot you already said the name.

03:12:31.000 That looks nice, huh?

03:12:32.000 That looks creepy.

03:12:33.000 It's creepy.

03:12:34.000 That someone lives above it?

03:12:35.000 Two people got shot outside.

03:12:36.000 They call it the double homicide.

03:12:37.000 Yeah, some guy lives above it.

03:12:39.000 The owner lived above it.

03:12:40.000 You know what he said to me once?

03:12:42.000 Where's the inside?

03:12:43.000 Let's see if you can find the inside.

03:12:45.000 I don't know if that's the...

03:12:48.000 There it is.

03:12:49.000 Lisa's Lounge added a new photo.

03:12:51.000 There you go.

03:12:52.000 Yeah, there it is, there it is.

03:12:54.000 And by the way, that's Boston, that's Long Island, right?

03:12:57.000 Yeah.

03:12:57.000 If you went to a place...

03:12:59.000 Click on that one, Jamie, where your cursor is?

03:13:00.000 Yeah.

03:13:01.000 That's a different one, but it's a similar game.

03:13:04.000 It's like, you know, it's one of those things where...

03:13:08.000 A fan of mine had a Lisa's Lounge shirt made or something.

03:13:13.000 That's awesome.

03:13:14.000 But it's like, yeah, that's the type of bar where you realize you're in real trouble when you're hanging out there.

03:13:21.000 But it's also really fun because no one cares about anything.

03:13:28.000 So those environments where you can go in and go, got fired, and everybody's like...

03:13:34.000 The four photos on Yelp are pretty fun.

03:13:35.000 I mean, that's...

03:13:39.000 Yeah, I mean, it's just what it is, man.

03:13:41.000 It's like...

03:13:42.000 Pool halls are like that.

03:13:43.000 Oh, yeah.

03:13:44.000 For sure.

03:13:45.000 Similar in that way.

03:13:46.000 Everyone's not drunk, but there's a very similar thing when you walk in.

03:13:50.000 I got fired today.

03:13:51.000 Hey, what do you do?

03:13:52.000 Everybody was kind of like a misfit. 0.98

03:13:55.000 They were all misfits and weirdos. 0.92

03:13:56.000 And thank God I found comedy.

03:13:57.000 Thank God I found a way out because that stuff eats your life, right?

03:14:01.000 So like...

03:14:02.000 That will eat you if you don't get out of it.

03:14:05.000 We're very happy that you found comedy, Tim Tillman.

03:14:07.000 Well, thank you.

03:14:08.000 Are you coming to the club tonight?

03:14:09.000 Yeah.

03:14:10.000 Okay.

03:14:10.000 Beautiful.

03:14:10.000 You're doing a Joe Rogan and Friends?

03:14:12.000 Let's fucking go. 1.00

03:14:12.000 I'll go. 1.00

03:14:13.000 8 o'clock?

03:14:14.000 7 and 10. Sorry.

03:14:16.000 7 and 10. Can I do 10?

03:14:17.000 You can do whatever you want.

03:14:18.000 I'm going to do 10. Do 10. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

03:14:19.000 I'll tell you why that's a good one later.

03:14:21.000 Yeah.

03:14:21.000 The pool guy at my house, there's a leak, I think, we think.

03:14:24.000 Oh, no. 0.98

03:14:25.000 It's fucking hot. 0.99

03:14:25.000 We'll see. 0.99

03:14:26.000 Oh, no.

03:14:27.000 See Tim live.

03:14:28.000 Yes, please.

03:14:29.000 TimDillonComedy.com.

03:14:30.000 Yes, the American royalty tour is on sale.

03:14:32.000 And we're in Philly.

03:14:33.000 We're in Charlotte, North Carolina.

03:14:34.000 We're everywhere.

03:14:36.000 TimDillonComedy.com.

03:14:37.000 Go and grab tickets.

03:14:38.000 One of the best comics working in the country.

03:14:39.000 Well, thank you very much.

03:14:40.000 I really appreciate it.

03:14:41.000 Thank you so much, brother.

03:14:42.000 You're the best ranter in the game, too.

03:14:43.000 Thank you so much for having me.

03:14:45.000 My pleasure.

03:14:45.000 Appreciate it, brother.

03:14:46.000 Appreciate you.

03:14:47.000 Bye.

The Joe Rogan Experience - August 10, 2023

Joe Rogan Experience #2019 - Tim Dillon

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