The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience #2035 - Brian Simpson

00:00:18.000 I was just talking about how much fun last night was. 1.00

00:00:21.000 What a goddamn lineup. 0.99

00:00:22.000 Yeah, what a lineup, man. 1.00

00:00:23.000 What a lineup.

00:00:25.000 Ari, Dan Soder, Derrick Poston.

00:00:28.000 Ron White.

00:00:29.000 Ron White.

00:00:30.000 You.

00:00:30.000 Tony Hinchcliffe.

00:00:32.000 Yeah.

00:00:32.000 Wild lineup.

00:00:33.000 Wild. 1.00

00:00:34.000 Yeah, what a fucking... 1.00

00:00:35.000 It's a great place, man. 1.00

00:00:36.000 We were talking about this last night.

00:00:38.000 The weird thing about that place is even though, like, we talked about it for so long when we were at the Vulcan.

00:00:46.000 Like, it was almost like one day it's all gonna happen and kind of we hoped it happened.

00:00:52.000 We're hoping it was going to happen, but you never know until something actually happens.

00:00:56.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:00:57.000 Especially out here.

00:00:57.000 But now that it actually happened and it's been open for like, what have you been open, like six months now or something?

00:01:02.000 Yeah, since April.

00:01:03.000 Now it seems like it's always been there. 0.95

00:01:07.000 Like the Overlook Hotel or some shit. 0.99

00:01:10.000 I mean, because that building has a lot of, I bet you a lot of dope shit's happened in that building. 0.99

00:01:15.000 100%. 0.99

00:01:16.000 You know?

00:01:18.000 Just a magical moment, like when Oliver...

00:01:21.000 Oliver Anthony?

00:01:24.000 Yeah, Oliver Anthony stopped in.

00:01:25.000 The crowd, they was not ready for that.

00:01:27.000 Yeah.

00:01:28.000 Man, it was incredible. 0.98

00:01:31.000 I think people now might know that they can be surprised at the mother shit, but this is the first time it hasn't been a comic. 0.99

00:01:37.000 Right, right, right. 0.99

00:01:39.000 He got brought up by Segura.

00:01:41.000 Yeah.

00:01:42.000 I don't know what they were expecting, but man.

00:01:44.000 I wish I was there for that one. 0.98

00:01:46.000 He had done the podcast that day, but I had too much shit I had to do. 0.88

00:01:49.000 I had to take off. 0.91

00:01:50.000 No, it was incredible.

00:01:51.000 His story's nuts.

00:01:53.000 Yeah, and he's a genuine dude.

00:01:55.000 I mean, I still don't know a lot about him, you know?

00:01:58.000 Yeah.

00:01:59.000 Like, you know, but he seems to just really care about people.

00:02:03.000 He definitely does.

00:02:04.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:02:05.000 He's a real good guy.

00:02:06.000 And, you know, now the question is, I mean, I think he's going to hold on to it.

00:02:11.000 But that's the question.

00:02:12.000 Can he hold on to it?

00:02:12.000 I believe he will.

00:02:13.000 I think he'd be fine.

00:02:14.000 Yeah.

00:02:15.000 He's, like, fascinating story because he gave his life to God, like, 30 days ago.

00:02:23.000 And then two weeks later, he has the number one song in the world, like that, that he recorded off of a phone.

00:02:29.000 One of his songs, the audio that's up online, I mean, it's like a very highly rated song.

00:02:34.000 It was number one at one point in time.

00:02:36.000 It's the audio off of a video from his Android phone, so he uploads it to YouTube, and then he cuts the WAV file from the YouTube video and uploaded that as a song.

00:02:47.000 Wow.

00:02:48.000 No mixing, no studio. 1.00

00:02:50.000 This little bitch-ass microphone that you have at the bottom of your phone. 1.00

00:02:54.000 It sounds awesome. 0.99

00:02:56.000 Which one song is that, Jamie?

00:02:59.000 Ain't Got a Dollar.

00:03:00.000 Ain't Got a Dollar.

00:03:02.000 Can we play it?

00:03:04.000 When you listen to it, it kind of adds to it.

00:03:10.000 It adds to it that it's not produced.

00:03:12.000 It adds to it that it's not...

00:03:14.000 It doesn't sound perfect.

00:03:15.000 Yeah, I mean, it's just a dude singing a song.

00:03:38.000 Well, I ain't got a dollar and I don't need a dime.

00:03:45.000 I got a little spot in the country where I spend all of my time.

00:04:10.000 See, that's soul right there. 0.56

00:04:12.000 Yeah, you can't fake that.

00:04:13.000 And you know what, man?

00:04:16.000 It sounds like he...

00:04:19.000 It feels like that in person.

00:04:21.000 He sounds just like that in person.

00:04:26.000 His live show was incredible.

00:04:29.000 Especially when he got to the hit.

00:04:32.000 Everyone knew the words.

00:04:34.000 Everyone lost their mind.

00:04:36.000 Yeah, it was great.

00:04:37.000 Bro, that video, just on my Instagram, at one point, I don't know what it is now, but it was like 11 million views.

00:04:45.000 Yeah.

00:04:47.000 And he's likable for now.

00:04:49.000 People love him.

00:04:50.000 For now?

00:04:50.000 Isn't it funny?

00:04:51.000 We're so cynical.

00:04:52.000 He's likable for now!

00:04:54.000 Yeah, because you know how people are fickle.

00:04:56.000 But you know my theory about it.

00:04:59.000 I think...

00:05:00.000 You just gotta be yourself and take what comes with that instead of trying to please everybody.

00:05:06.000 Yeah.

00:05:06.000 Because that's what destroys you, trying to be fake so you can get stuff.

00:05:10.000 He and I had a phone conversation.

00:05:13.000 Like right when everything was taken off.

00:05:17.000 We communicated on Instagram.

00:05:19.000 He sent me his number.

00:05:20.000 I called him up and he was freaking out.

00:05:23.000 And I was like, listen, man, you're going to be fine, but you're on a wild ride.

00:05:27.000 You're on a wild ride.

00:05:28.000 I'm like, don't sign nothing.

00:05:29.000 Don't sign nothing.

00:05:31.000 I go, don't take any money because it's just a loan.

00:05:33.000 It's not real money.

00:05:34.000 Like when they offer you money for stuff like a record deal or something, it's basically a loan.

00:05:38.000 I go, listen, everyone's telling me I got a strike while the iron's hot.

00:05:42.000 I go, listen, you've got talent. 1.00

00:05:45.000 You don't have to do shit. 0.99

00:05:47.000 Just hang in there, dude. 0.99

00:05:49.000 You got talent.

00:05:49.000 And you got leverage.

00:05:50.000 Yeah, he's the real deal. 0.99

00:05:53.000 There's like, there's certain people, you see him and you go, oh, you don't have to do shit. 0.99

00:05:57.000 You're fine. 0.99

00:05:58.000 Now the world knows.

00:06:00.000 Now the world knows.

00:06:01.000 That guy has fans now, like that.

00:06:03.000 So he goes from 30 days ago, selling industrial equipment, A pothead. 0.87

00:06:10.000 Smoking way too much pot.

00:06:11.000 Smoking pot all day.

00:06:12.000 He said he wasn't getting anything done.

00:06:13.000 He knew that he was procrastinating and wasting his life away.

00:06:17.000 And he just broke down.

00:06:18.000 Gave himself to God.

00:06:20.000 Started reading scripture every day.

00:06:22.000 Instead of getting high?

00:06:23.000 Instead of getting high. 1.00

00:06:24.000 Damn. 0.99

00:06:25.000 Two weeks later, number one song in the world. 1.00

00:06:28.000 I wonder what he would have got if he gave his life to Satan. 1.00

00:06:32.000 He would be that dude with the fucking... 1.00

00:06:33.000 What's that guy's name? 1.00

00:06:34.000 Sam?

00:06:35.000 What's his name? 1.00

00:06:35.000 With the fucking red skirt on on the Grammys? 1.00

00:06:38.000 Dancing around like the devil? 1.00

00:06:40.000 What's his name?

00:06:41.000 Sam Smith?

00:06:42.000 That guy.

00:06:43.000 Oh, you mean Lil Nas X? No, no, no, no.

00:06:46.000 Lil Nas X did it earlier.

00:06:48.000 Oh, yeah.

00:06:48.000 Everyone's doing it now.

00:06:49.000 Bro, the Lil Nas X one was hilarious.

00:06:52.000 Because everybody freaked out.

00:06:53.000 They couldn't believe it.

00:06:54.000 This is the guy from...

00:06:55.000 Because he was giving the devil a lap dance?

00:06:57.000 Yeah, that guy.

00:06:57.000 Sam Smith.

00:06:58.000 Oh, Sam Smith.

00:06:59.000 Okay, is this recent?

00:07:00.000 Yeah, it was the Grammys. 1.00

00:07:01.000 Man, I don't be keeping up with shit. 1.00

00:07:02.000 Good for you. 1.00

00:07:03.000 Don't keep up.

00:07:05.000 Yeah, because I'm like... 0.98

00:07:06.000 When it comes to the award shows and shit, I'm like, I'll hear about the stuff that I need to see.

00:07:11.000 Yeah, you hear about stuff. 0.88

00:07:13.000 You know, we were playing Johnny Thunder last night, I'm Alive, and that's another cool thing about having friends that have great taste.

00:07:22.000 You came up to me, and you're like, you gotta hear the song.

00:07:26.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:07:26.000 And I was like, okay.

00:07:28.000 I mean, it hit me with it.

00:07:29.000 And I was like, oh my god, what is this?

00:07:32.000 Remember we were trying to figure out what year it was made?

00:07:34.000 Yeah, yeah, it's old school.

00:07:36.000 You know, because that's what I do.

00:07:37.000 Every now and then, I'll take a song, or I can take a playlist, and I go, make a radio station out of this playlist. 0.98

00:07:44.000 And then I'll hear new shit that I haven't heard. 0.92

00:07:48.000 So that just popped up on me when I was listening to Jimi Hendrix. 0.99

00:07:51.000 Goddamn, that's a good song. 0.86

00:07:53.000 It's so good and it made me sad, knowing that the dude's dead. 1.00

00:07:59.000 I bet he got fucked. 0.97

00:08:02.000 And I didn't like any of his other songs, that made me sad. 0.99

00:08:08.000 I was real disappointed.

00:08:09.000 I only listened to one of the other songs.

00:08:11.000 I wasn't into it either.

00:08:12.000 Because that's the thing.

00:08:13.000 That's how I know Oliver Anthony is fine.

00:08:15.000 Because, you know, you heard the hit go viral. 0.99

00:08:18.000 But then you're like, does he have any other good shit? 1.00

00:08:20.000 Right. 1.00

00:08:20.000 All his other shit's good. 1.00

00:08:22.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:08:22.000 No, it's all good. 1.00

00:08:24.000 And he writes it all himself, too.

00:08:25.000 Yeah.

00:08:26.000 You mean that wave file we just listened to off of a phone?

00:08:31.000 I think he has a Samsung Galaxy S20. Keep your publishing, man.

00:08:38.000 I mean, that's amazing.

00:08:39.000 It's just a three-year-old phone. 0.93

00:08:41.000 And the microphone off the phone records the audio, and then when you listen to that audio, it sounds fucking great. 0.77

00:08:48.000 And you know what else, too? 1.00

00:08:50.000 Whenever I see a real good live musician, I'm always like, fuck these guys. 0.99

00:08:54.000 This is way better than comedy. 0.99

00:08:56.000 You know what I mean?

00:08:57.000 We can't do with that.

00:08:59.000 What he did, you can't do that with a joke.

00:09:01.000 They do a different thing.

00:09:02.000 Oh, man.

00:09:02.000 It's a whole different thing.

00:09:04.000 It's a different thing, and it gets in your soul.

00:09:06.000 Music, yeah.

00:09:06.000 It makes you feel something.

00:09:08.000 It's like a drug.

00:09:11.000 I guarantee you're not aware of this, but this is a little microcosm of what society is.

00:09:19.000 Beyonce is on tour right now.

00:09:22.000 And she has a song where in the middle of the song she goes, everybody on mute, and then you gotta be quiet for four or five seconds until the beat drops again.

00:09:31.000 So it's like a challenge.

00:09:33.000 So every city she goes to, she gets to that part of the song and the whole arena has to be quiet for four or five seconds. 0.98

00:09:39.000 And people are fucking it up left and right. 0.99

00:09:43.000 Like thousands of people are on board and there's always two or three motherfuckers that scream, and everyone's like... 1.00

00:09:51.000 You know, it's like those people. 0.99

00:09:52.000 They ruin the moment.

00:09:53.000 Yeah, those people should be arrested. 0.99

00:09:54.000 Because they're, like, those are people that are always fucking stuff up for everybody. 0.98

00:09:58.000 Yeah. 0.97

00:09:59.000 It's like, all you gotta do is be quiet.

00:10:01.000 I think Atlanta got it right. 0.99

00:10:04.000 L.A. fucked it up big time. 0.99

00:10:06.000 Of course they did. 0.99

00:10:06.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.99

00:10:07.000 Fenway's gonna fuck it up, it's gonna be L.A. Fenway?

00:10:09.000 Oh, yeah.

00:10:09.000 Well, Fenway.

00:10:10.000 And if anybody's gonna get it right, it would be Atlanta.

00:10:13.000 Yeah, yeah, exactly.

00:10:15.000 Completely disconnected from show business.

00:10:16.000 I think there should be a study done on this.

00:10:19.000 On, like, why Atlanta?

00:10:21.000 What's specifically about Atlanta?

00:10:23.000 Well, it's always been known as a fun town.

00:10:26.000 A lot of great artists have come from Atlanta.

00:10:29.000 A lot of great music.

00:10:30.000 Great comedy.

00:10:33.000 It's a city, but it's not a city that has anything to do with entertainment.

00:10:38.000 I think when you've got anything to do with entertainment...

00:10:41.000 No, they film.

00:10:41.000 It's a big film industry.

00:10:43.000 Right, but not because it started there.

00:10:46.000 Because they went there for the taxes.

00:10:49.000 They went there because it's easier.

00:10:50.000 Like, Massachusetts has that, too.

00:10:52.000 What I'm saying about it is, like...

00:10:54.000 Right.

00:11:04.000 Right.

00:11:13.000 You know, sometimes it's just a couple of drops. 0.98

00:11:15.000 You got a big-ass bowl of soup, but if you put some of that fucking Da Bomb stuff, you ever have that stuff? 0.98

00:11:19.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.99

00:11:20.000 Ari gave me a bottle of that stuff. 0.99

00:11:21.000 It's ridiculous. 0.95

00:11:22.000 I don't play that. 0.95

00:11:23.000 It's so hot.

00:11:24.000 It's, like, too crazy.

00:11:25.000 But my point is, a couple of those people scattered around in a city can ruin the city.

00:11:31.000 Yep.

00:11:32.000 And then if you have an industry that's, like, almost... 0.81

00:11:36.000 Entirely filled with crazy people.

00:11:38.000 Like, acting, when I meet cool actors, it's such a breath of fresh air.

00:11:43.000 Like, dude, you're so nice.

00:11:45.000 It's so nice to talk to you.

00:11:46.000 You know what they always have in common?

00:11:47.000 They had a rough, rough life before they made it big.

00:11:51.000 Yeah, a lot of them do.

00:11:52.000 A lot of them do.

00:11:54.000 Some of them are really impressive, and it makes me embarrassed that I sort of dismiss some actors. 0.70

00:12:02.000 I dismiss them as being insane.

00:12:03.000 That's the safest bet, though.

00:12:05.000 It is a safe bet.

00:12:06.000 It's like...

00:12:07.000 I mean... 0.90

00:12:09.000 Because an actor that is crazy... 0.80

00:12:14.000 If they in your life, it's like they can act so they can lie. 0.73

00:12:17.000 And they're practicing on you.

00:12:19.000 Yeah.

00:12:20.000 Yeah.

00:12:20.000 And you would have no idea.

00:12:22.000 You know, if Daniel Day-Lewis wanted to lie to your face, you wouldn't be able to tell.

00:12:25.000 Bro, when Amber Heard and Johnny Depp were having arguments that they recorded, I was like, this is peak insanity.

00:12:32.000 Yeah, it's crazy.

00:12:33.000 You have two people who know other people are going to listen to this.

00:12:37.000 And they're both aware of it, because they were told to record their conversations, so they're both being very performative.

00:12:43.000 And they're both, like, conning each other.

00:12:47.000 My favorite part is, don't tell me what it's like to be punished! 0.81

00:12:52.000 Punched! 0.82

00:12:52.000 The way he says punched, I laugh every time in my head. 0.82

00:12:55.000 Don't tell me what it's like to be punched.

00:12:57.000 Isn't that crazy that she was trying to tell everybody that he hit her, but meanwhile she just hit him.

00:13:03.000 Oh yeah. 1.00

00:13:05.000 I'll never get over that shit. 1.00

00:13:07.000 The way everybody just let her slide after that. 1.00

00:13:10.000 It's weird because if that was a guy that did something and made something about some woman and tried to ruin her life like that, he'd be shunned.

00:13:21.000 But there's still people that...

00:13:22.000 Someone tweeted a joke about Amber Heard recently.

00:13:27.000 Who was talking about that, Jamie?

00:13:30.000 And they got attacked by...

00:13:32.000 Who was it?

00:13:34.000 Oh, they said that they said a joke that didn't even say her name.

00:13:38.000 Right.

00:13:38.000 Because we're talking about her.

00:13:40.000 Yeah.

00:13:41.000 Would it get canceled?

00:13:42.000 No, it was just like, it's almost like she's hired like one of those, not, I'm not accusing her of hiring this, but there are publicity teams you can hire.

00:13:52.000 So like if people are saying bad things about you, you can hire a team and those people will go after anybody who says anything bad about you and it discourages people. 0.98

00:14:01.000 From talking shit about you. 0.97

00:14:02.000 Oh, but that doesn't work. 0.99

00:14:06.000 It doesn't work, but it...

00:14:08.000 I guess it lets people know you're not going to be an easy win.

00:14:12.000 It also makes the argument muddy. 0.96

00:14:14.000 Because if everybody agrees that she's a psycho... 1.00

00:14:18.000 You know then it's like it's just a echo chamber But if you get the narrative to like fuck you you don't know what happened before that recording and you know he's an abuser in this and that and Amber speaks the truth and she's a woman and she was confused and like you know what I mean like there's a lot of people that will chime in and say those things and if you're hiring people if you have like say if you're a politician and something goes down and Everyone's blaming you For some particular crisis your city 0.99

00:14:48.000 has.

00:14:48.000 If you have a marketing team that has a whole social media aspect to it, a propaganda aspect essentially, you can have a bunch of people arguing for the mayor and he didn't fuck anything up and it's the city council's problem and he warned them in 2014. They can say shit that's not even true.

00:15:09.000 And especially if they have these weirdo accounts where it's just a bunch of numbers and letters and there's no picture attached to it and you go to them and there's no followers. 0.99

00:15:17.000 You're like, this is wild. 0.97

00:15:18.000 Well, I got a lot of shit for my criticism I ever heard. 0.99

00:15:23.000 But it's like, hey man, I'm not saying she wasn't abused. 1.00

00:15:26.000 She was dating a crazy motherfucker. 1.00

00:15:28.000 They were both crazy. 1.00

00:15:29.000 But from the evidence I heard, she's the only one that sounded like an abuser. 0.96

00:15:34.000 But that's the only evidence we heard.

00:15:36.000 When those two were together, see, you gotta imagine they were together for how many years and how many drunken fights did they have.

00:15:43.000 Like, who knows who did what to who, but...

00:15:46.000 When you're at the point where you... 1.00

00:15:48.000 Like, when the bitch shit on your bed, you gotta get out. 1.00

00:15:50.000 You gotta get out. 1.00

00:15:51.000 You gotta get out.

00:15:52.000 She's a boundary crosser. 1.00

00:15:54.000 Yeah, I got no empathy for you past that point.

00:15:55.000 Yeah.

00:15:56.000 When you gotta start recording your spouse, it's time to go.

00:15:59.000 Why even try to win that fight, Donald?

00:16:01.000 Just leave.

00:16:02.000 I think for people like that, too, because they're so famous, it's probably very difficult to find someone new.

00:16:09.000 You would imagine very few people could relate to them.

00:16:14.000 And they're both beautiful movie stars, too. 0.99

00:16:17.000 But you can find somebody that's not going to shit on your bed. 0.99

00:16:19.000 Yeah, I bet you can. 0.99

00:16:20.000 That's not a low bar to clear.

00:16:21.000 It's totally possible.

00:16:23.000 Yeah.

00:16:24.000 Yeah, because I don't need...

00:16:26.000 If you ever show me that you're going to introduce chaos to my life, you're gone.

00:16:32.000 I don't got time for that.

00:16:33.000 Right.

00:16:35.000 Yeah, you gotta know when. 1.00

00:16:36.000 How many bathrooms we got in the house, bitch? 1.00

00:16:39.000 You're shitting on the bed. 1.00

00:16:40.000 What kind of drugs are they doing? 0.99

00:16:42.000 Oh, man.

00:16:43.000 Probably the best. 1.00

00:16:43.000 We're gonna shit your bed drugs. 1.00

00:16:45.000 The best drugs, yeah. 1.00

00:16:47.000 For sure.

00:16:48.000 I mean, that dude's pals with Keith Richards.

00:16:52.000 It's just, you know, publicly to see something like that is so...

00:16:56.000 The thing about it is, though, you know it happens. 0.99

00:17:01.000 You know people are nuts.

00:17:03.000 You know people have nutty relationships and nutty fights. 0.96

00:17:05.000 But until you really see it and then see a court case about it on television for the whole world to see...

00:17:13.000 You see, like, some pretty, you know, what looks like lies, you know, a bunch of crazy talk and, you know, just realize, like, these guys were in hell.

00:17:25.000 You're thinking of them as movie stars and they were in hell.

00:17:27.000 They were in hell and the most psycho relationship ever.

00:17:31.000 And I don't even think it was really about the money.

00:17:33.000 It was like, I beat you.

00:17:36.000 You know?

00:17:36.000 Yeah.

00:17:37.000 Well, I think she ruined his career.

00:17:40.000 I think he was getting kicked off of movies because he was being called an abuser.

00:17:46.000 And he was trying to say that's not true.

00:17:48.000 And she actually used to hit me. 1.00

00:17:51.000 Then the recordings come out, and like, you know, I don't, clearly I don't know what the fuck happened, but that guy definitely lost that Pirates of the Caribbean role because of that. 0.94

00:18:01.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:18:02.000 I mean, this is my conclusion from all of it, because you know the documentary came on Netflix too, right, about it?

00:18:06.000 I didn't see the documentary.

00:18:07.000 Yeah, is that she is definitely an abuser, and he is probably an abuser.

00:18:15.000 You know what I mean?

00:18:15.000 So if you put a gun in my head, I'm Team Johnny, but I don't know.

00:18:21.000 Also, you gotta think that the way he behaves with her, if she's abusing him, is different than the way he behaves if someone's not abusing him. 0.98

00:18:30.000 But also, man, you've been in a relationship with crazy people. 0.62

00:18:33.000 It's like, they learn how to pull the crazy out of you so they can say...

00:18:38.000 You know what I mean?

00:18:38.000 So it's like, if you're with a person like that long enough, they know exactly how to make you act crazy so they can turn around and go, he's lost his mind!

00:18:47.000 You know, so... 1.00

00:18:49.000 But for people to act like, oh, it's Eve and Steve, I'm like, no, that's not true, bitch. 1.00

00:18:53.000 She is an abuser for sure. 1.00

00:18:55.000 This is the way she was talking. 0.79

00:18:57.000 What you gonna do?

00:18:57.000 You gonna tell people.

00:18:59.000 They gonna think you a little bitch. 1.00

00:19:01.000 Like, who talks like that unless they... 1.00

00:19:02.000 Is that what she said to them?

00:19:03.000 Yeah, like, I don't know the exact words on the recording, but that was the sentiment of like, oh, Johnny, you gonna tell people I hit you? 1.00

00:19:10.000 And if they believe you, you gonna tell them you getting beat up by you little pussy? 1.00

00:19:14.000 Like, that's how she was talking to them. 1.00

00:19:16.000 You got the recording, Jamie?

00:19:17.000 I guess so.

00:19:19.000 She's like, I get it.

00:19:21.000 At that point, you gotta leave.

00:19:22.000 Yeah, and I don't have no tape from her of him talking like that.

00:19:26.000 Right.

00:19:26.000 So I'm like, you know, I know that's how abusers talk.

00:19:29.000 That's how somebody would talk of you if they were like just an abusive parent or anybody.

00:19:32.000 You tell anybody and you know what's gonna happen.

00:19:35.000 That's how abusers talk.

00:19:36.000 I don't hear him talk like that.

00:19:38.000 He sound like an abused man. 0.95

00:19:39.000 She's, you know, and she sound like an abused woman too. 1.00

00:19:42.000 Like she's saying all the things an abused woman would say, but she an actress. 0.95

00:19:46.000 So, like, without the evidence, I'm like, you just killed that role, or...

00:19:50.000 The thing is, she's not really good.

00:19:54.000 At acting?

00:19:55.000 Yeah.

00:19:55.000 She's good.

00:19:57.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:19:58.000 But she's not Daniel Day-Lewis good.

00:20:00.000 Well, no, nobody is.

00:20:01.000 Right? 0.95

00:20:02.000 So if Daniel Day-Lewis could lie to me, I'd be like, damn, he really is from 1400. He got a fucking time machine, Brian. 1.00

00:20:08.000 I met a guy with a time machine. 1.00

00:20:09.000 Yeah, I couldn't tell.

00:20:10.000 Daniel Day-Lewis, Meryl Streep, Denzel.

00:20:12.000 Yeah, there's a few of them that could just lie right to your face.

00:20:15.000 I don't think she's one of those.

00:20:16.000 Nah, she ain't got that. 1.00

00:20:17.000 But she can dig deep. 0.71

00:20:19.000 I'm sure she's got some emotions she could pull out.

00:20:22.000 Yeah, so I don't know.

00:20:24.000 Yeah, I mean, that's also one of the things that's fascinating about acting is we kind of reward crazy people that are actors because they're really good at it.

00:20:34.000 Like, some of the nuttiest people that I've ever met were amazing actors. 0.99

00:20:38.000 Like, some of them are really good at it, and they're fucking crazy. 0.99

00:20:42.000 I think you've got to be able to tap into, you know, every kind of artist is a controlled crazy. 0.99

00:20:50.000 It's like you're barely holding your crazy to containing it.

00:20:53.000 Yeah. 0.95

00:20:54.000 Yeah, you kind of got to be a little nuts just to pursue something like that.

00:20:57.000 Yes, for sure. 0.98

00:20:59.000 And then also, you're in this industry that, at least until recently, rewarded people for being insane.

00:21:07.000 It was like it's part of the legend of guys like Jack Nicholson, or part of the legend of the greats.

00:21:14.000 That's also when they had the most fun.

00:21:16.000 Mm-hmm. 0.99

00:21:16.000 Marlon Brando out of his fucking mind, remember? 0.99

00:21:19.000 He became like 300 pounds, moved to an island. 1.00

00:21:22.000 Remember?

00:21:23.000 He stopped acting totally.

00:21:24.000 Well, that's, you know, because now I hear stories, and there's a photographer that took a bunch of pictures in the 90s, You know, Hollywood, underground, L.A. scene where people are in a club having a bunch of fun.

00:21:36.000 Because he's the only one with a camera.

00:21:37.000 Nobody's got cameras, no smartphones.

00:21:39.000 And it was like, that was the last time you could have a great time.

00:21:42.000 Yeah.

00:21:42.000 Like, and just let loose without having people sign NDAs and all of this.

00:21:47.000 You can't even throw a party without your lawyer now.

00:21:50.000 You can't.

00:21:51.000 Nah, nah.

00:21:53.000 Nah.

00:21:53.000 The temptation to clout chase is too high.

00:21:56.000 What were we just talking about?

00:21:57.000 I was gonna tell you something.

00:21:58.000 Amber Heard?

00:21:59.000 Just after that.

00:22:01.000 People in Hollywood being crazy? 1.00

00:22:03.000 Shit! 1.00

00:22:03.000 I can't believe I lost it. 1.00

00:22:04.000 Marlon Brando?

00:22:05.000 Jack Nicholson?

00:22:05.000 Marlon Brando.

00:22:07.000 Oh yeah, they had little gay parties. 0.97

00:22:09.000 Little gay Eyes Wide Shut parties. 0.95

00:22:11.000 I'm sure he had a lot of that. 0.99

00:22:13.000 God damn it, I forget what it was now. 0.99

00:22:17.000 Marlon Brando fat, 300 pounds. 0.99

00:22:19.000 Marlon Brando, fat, 300 pounds.

00:22:21.000 Moved to an island.

00:22:23.000 And then that was it.

00:22:25.000 I'm not gonna get it.

00:22:26.000 It'll come back once you stop thinking about it.

00:22:28.000 It will.

00:22:29.000 What is that when that happens?

00:22:31.000 That weird thing where your brain just stops thinking about a thing you were just thinking about.

00:22:36.000 No, I saw a study.

00:22:38.000 Man, and I can't name the study.

00:22:40.000 I probably shouldn't quote it.

00:22:41.000 Oh, now I remember what it was.

00:22:42.000 There it is.

00:22:43.000 Thank you.

00:22:44.000 This is what it was.

00:22:45.000 Marlon Brando, when he won the Academy Award, did not accept the Academy Award.

00:22:49.000 Instead, had a Native American woman go up there and accept the award. 1.00

00:22:53.000 And it turns out she wasn't really Native American.

00:22:57.000 What?

00:22:57.000 He had Elizabeth Warren accept his award?

00:22:59.000 Yes, Elizabeth Warren went up and accepted his award. 1.00

00:23:02.000 And her fucking sister ratted her out, I believe. 1.00

00:23:07.000 Haters. 1.00

00:23:07.000 It'd be your own people that be hating. 1.00

00:23:09.000 But she's beautiful. 0.98

00:23:11.000 I mean, like, and she's probably crazy. 0.99

00:23:13.000 But if you find the video, it's kind of funny.

00:23:16.000 Because, like, accepting the award for Marlon Brando, and she goes up and talks about, I think she talked about Native American genocide.

00:23:24.000 She's a fake Native American. 1.00

00:23:26.000 She just made it up. 0.82

00:23:27.000 She changed her name, like, the whole deal.

00:23:30.000 What was her name?

00:23:33.000 Did he know?

00:23:34.000 Sasheen Littlefeather.

00:23:35.000 Littlefeather.

00:23:35.000 Did you just call yourself Littlefeather?

00:23:38.000 He didn't know.

00:23:40.000 He's Marlon Brando. 1.00

00:23:41.000 He's on an island fucking everybody that moves. 0.99

00:23:45.000 So this lady was not Native American at all. 1.00

00:23:47.000 Look at the Academy Award!

00:23:49.000 What's that?

00:23:50.000 I heard the Wikipedia says she's from Oxnard.

00:23:53.000 Wow. 1.00

00:23:56.000 And her sister was like, you bitch, you're not fucking Native American. 1.00

00:24:00.000 Imagine, like, your sister is crazy and you hate your sister and you're always fighting, and then one day you see that bitch at the Oscars telling everybody she's an Indian. 1.00

00:24:08.000 Yeah, but how does she fool everybody? 1.00

00:24:11.000 She don't even look Native. 0.99

00:24:12.000 Well, watch her talk.

00:24:14.000 She kind of does.

00:24:16.000 I mean, she could be.

00:24:24.000 Hello, my name is Sashin Littlefeather.

00:24:28.000 No, it's not!

00:24:29.000 And I'm president of the National Native American Affirmative Image Committee.

00:24:34.000 I'm representing Marlon Brando this evening, and he has asked me to tell you in a very long speech, which I cannot share with you presently because of time, but I will be glad to share with the press afterwards.

00:24:49.000 that he very regretfully cannot accept this very generous award and the reasons for this being are the treatment of American Indians today by the film industry excuse me and on television in movie reruns And also

00:25:19.000 with recent happenings at Wounded Knee.

00:25:22.000 I beg at this time that I have not intruded.

00:25:26.000 Wounded Knee was quite a long time before that.

00:25:30.000 Why did you say recent happenings at Wounded Knee?

00:25:32.000 There was a protest there or something.

00:25:34.000 Oh, right, right, right.

00:25:39.000 Ancestry dispute here, like, after her death, though, which is kind of...

00:25:43.000 Oh, that's when she got busted?

00:25:45.000 Yeah.

00:25:45.000 Her biological sisters, Rosalind Cruz and Trudy Orlandi, who say the family does not have Native American ancestry.

00:25:53.000 Keeler writes that the sisters state that their father, who was born in Oxnard, California, was of Mexican descent and had no tribal ties, nor was he related to the Yaqui tribes of northern Mexico.

00:26:03.000 Furthermore, Cruz believed Little Feather fabricated a Native identity because she thought it was more prestigious to be Native American than to be Hispanic. 0.95

00:26:12.000 Keillor searched records for Little Feather's family going back to 1850 and did not find evidence of Native ancestry.

00:26:18.000 So she got away with it. 0.98

00:26:19.000 Damn, Little Feather walked so Rachel Dolezal could run. 1.00

00:26:22.000 Yeah, well... 0.99

00:26:25.000 You know, back then, there was no social media.

00:26:28.000 Like, your friends from college couldn't tweet and go, what?

00:26:31.000 Right, right.

00:26:31.000 You know, that's one of the things that happened with Elizabeth Holmes, that lady who ran that Theranos scam.

00:26:37.000 Oh, man.

00:26:37.000 Who created a fake voice.

00:26:39.000 That's a king scam. 1.00

00:26:39.000 Her friends from college were like, why is that bitch talking like that? 1.00

00:26:43.000 They would call each other up. 1.00

00:26:44.000 Have you heard her on the news? 1.00

00:26:46.000 Why is she fucking talking like she? 1.00

00:26:48.000 They got her at a party like, totally! 1.00

00:26:49.000 And then she gets on the stage and she's like, we're really excited to bring you the most amazing.

00:26:55.000 Blood data research from a drop of blood.

00:26:58.000 That story is so wild.

00:27:01.000 Have you listened to the Dropout podcast series?

00:27:05.000 No.

00:27:05.000 It's really good.

00:27:07.000 It's really good.

00:27:08.000 But they made some real good...

00:27:09.000 There's some great documentaries on YouTube that are made by, like, one person, you know?

00:27:13.000 Oh, yeah.

00:27:13.000 That's what I learned about.

00:27:14.000 Oh, I mean, you can do amazing stuff with your phone today and just edit it all on your phone and upload it to you.

00:27:21.000 It's a wild time. 0.99

00:27:21.000 You ever try that shit, though? 0.99

00:27:23.000 No, I don't have time. 1.00

00:27:23.000 I'm like, these kids... 1.00

00:27:25.000 My kids do it. 1.00

00:27:26.000 They have this shit mastered. 1.00

00:27:27.000 Because I try to do it, and I'm like, wait a minute. 1.00

00:27:28.000 Did you just spend two hours making a 15-second video?

00:27:32.000 Right.

00:27:32.000 They're like, yeah.

00:27:33.000 Yeah, they don't care.

00:27:34.000 Yeah, I don't got it.

00:27:35.000 Yeah, they'll make these intricate TikTok videos that are 15 seconds and they'll work all day on it.

00:27:41.000 But it's just like, you know, I mean, we're just, we're dinosaurs when it comes to that stuff.

00:27:48.000 You know, well, I'm kind of, I consider myself tech savvy, but I'm not really social media fan.

00:27:57.000 I've had young people make fun of the angle that I took my picture from, and I'm like, when did the rules check?

00:28:05.000 They tell me, oh, you take a selfie like an old man. 0.99

00:28:07.000 I'm like, what does that mean?

00:28:08.000 I thought you just take a picture yourself. 1.00

00:28:10.000 Yeah, that's so stupid. 1.00

00:28:11.000 Yeah, and I guess there's a way that old people always hold the camera. 1.00

00:28:16.000 I don't know.

00:28:19.000 Yeah.

00:28:20.000 Who cares how you take pictures?

00:28:21.000 That's the weird thing about comedy, because Derek and Hassan are two of my closest friends, but I'm like 10 years older than them.

00:28:29.000 You know what I mean?

00:28:30.000 So they always old manning me. 0.97

00:28:32.000 They're right.

00:28:33.000 Well, I'm way older than them.

00:28:35.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:28:36.000 But that's just how it is.

00:28:38.000 But they keep me young.

00:28:39.000 At least they let me know when I'm being lame.

00:28:42.000 Well, it's always fun to check in on the young generation.

00:28:44.000 Like, what are you guys into?

00:28:46.000 What does that mean?

00:28:47.000 What does cap mean?

00:28:51.000 No cap?

00:28:51.000 What does that mean?

00:28:52.000 That means no bullshit? 0.98

00:28:53.000 Why don't you just say no bullshit? 0.96

00:28:55.000 Why do you have to have a new word for no bullshit? 0.98

00:28:57.000 Well, yeah, because cap would also just mean a lie. 0.99

00:29:00.000 Right.

00:29:01.000 Yeah.

00:29:01.000 Right.

00:29:01.000 How'd that happen?

00:29:02.000 How did cap become a lie?

00:29:03.000 I don't know the origination of it, honestly.

00:29:06.000 I found out from Schultz.

00:29:08.000 I heard Schultz talk about it.

00:29:10.000 He goes, cap.

00:29:11.000 I go, what does that mean?

00:29:11.000 He goes, I call cap.

00:29:12.000 I go...

00:29:13.000 What are you calling?

00:29:14.000 But that's the thing.

00:29:16.000 See, black people have been saying cap for like 20 years. 1.00

00:29:18.000 Oh, so it's like woke.

00:29:20.000 Yeah, it's like TikTok just... 1.00

00:29:22.000 TikTok has shortened the amount of time from when black people say some cool shit and then white people make it lame. 0.99

00:29:31.000 You know what I mean? 0.99

00:29:31.000 It used to be, you know, black people would say some cool shit, and they would be pushed to the side, and then maybe 10 years later, black parents are saying it, and so now it's lame to the black kids, but by that time, the white kids are saying it. 0.99

00:29:45.000 Right? 0.99

00:29:46.000 And then we already off it, and then the white parents are saying it, and now it's lame.

00:29:51.000 I'm bringing back Groovy.

00:29:52.000 Like Da Bomb?

00:29:53.000 Who says that?

00:29:55.000 Nobody.

00:29:55.000 Right, who's saying Da Bomb now?

00:29:57.000 White ladies. 0.89

00:29:57.000 White grandparents, yeah. 0.89

00:29:58.000 In the middle of the Midwest.

00:29:59.000 Yeah, so it's like, but now, but that used to take like 20 years.

00:30:03.000 Now it's like a year and a half.

00:30:05.000 Because it hit TikTok and it hits everybody.

00:30:08.000 You know what it's like?

00:30:08.000 It's like an hourglass, but they just open up the pipe.

00:30:11.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:30:11.000 And the sand flows through quicker.

00:30:13.000 Yeah, I'll have people, like young people on TikTok telling me like, oh, that's not what that means.

00:30:19.000 I'm like, that is what it means.

00:30:20.000 We made it up.

00:30:21.000 Isn't that fascinating, like, how quick things change now?

00:30:24.000 Like, cultural things change.

00:30:26.000 Yeah. 0.79

00:30:27.000 The meaning of fuckboy changed quick.

00:30:30.000 Yeah. 0.73

00:30:31.000 Because, you know, you know Ian Edwards?

00:30:33.000 Yeah, I remember that bit.

00:30:34.000 Yeah, he used to have a bit about fuckboy, and then right under his feet, the meaning changed.

00:30:38.000 Yeah.

00:30:38.000 Because the kids, you know?

00:30:40.000 Yeah.

00:30:41.000 I think he's...

00:30:42.000 I don't know if he still has a bit, but...

00:30:44.000 Yeah, it's like they're changing it up.

00:30:45.000 Because what it takes is, you know, sometimes you'll hear a slang word and you'll try to figure out what it means.

00:30:53.000 Right.

00:30:53.000 So what happens is somebody that doesn't know what it means will just assume what it means, be wrong, but popular.

00:30:59.000 Yeah.

00:31:00.000 And so the whole meaning of it changes.

00:31:02.000 Yeah.

00:31:02.000 You know, they go viral on TikTok and the next thing you know, they're telling you, you wrong.

00:31:06.000 You know?

00:31:07.000 The TikTok generation is like, how much attention do they have? 0.96

00:31:11.000 Yeah.

00:31:12.000 Man.

00:31:12.000 You're essentially being programmed from the time you're very young to look at something very quickly and just get a little bit of information, move on.

00:31:19.000 A little bit of information, move on.

00:31:21.000 There's a bunch of people that want to be famous for free.

00:31:23.000 Yeah.

00:31:23.000 Because they think fame is the prize.

00:31:25.000 It's like, oh, no, no, no, no. 1.00

00:31:26.000 Fame sucks. 1.00

00:31:26.000 Like, fame without money sucks. 1.00

00:31:28.000 You don't want to be famous and broke. 0.72

00:31:30.000 But you're looking at it as a person with talent who has a career.

00:31:33.000 What they're looking at is like, hey, maybe I don't want to have to get a job. 0.95

00:31:38.000 If I could just fucking dance around in front of my phone. 0.92

00:31:41.000 You know what kids? 0.99

00:31:42.000 Y'all on to something. 0.97

00:31:43.000 Yeah, because working sucks. 0.99

00:31:44.000 Working sucks. 0.99

00:31:46.000 I was just telling the homie this. 0.99

00:31:50.000 I don't remember ever feeling so bad about myself in life.

00:31:56.000 Except for the period where I was working my ass off just to make enough to go to work.

00:32:04.000 I only had enough money to eat and go to work and go home and come back. 0.95

00:32:08.000 So even on my days off, I couldn't do shit because I wasn't making enough money. 0.90

00:32:11.000 You know what I mean? 0.94

00:32:12.000 That's how I know living is more important than working.

00:32:17.000 You don't live to work.

00:32:19.000 You work to live.

00:32:20.000 So nobody wants to just work. 1.00

00:32:22.000 Because when you just work, you feel like shit. 1.00

00:32:24.000 You want to die. 1.00

00:32:25.000 All the time.

00:32:25.000 But it's the opposite also.

00:32:26.000 When you don't work at all, you die in a different way.

00:32:30.000 Right. 0.99

00:32:30.000 You feel useless. 0.99

00:32:31.000 You got to have a purpose. 0.97

00:32:32.000 You feel useless and you don't get anything done.

00:32:35.000 Yeah. 0.98

00:32:35.000 And you don't grow. 0.98

00:32:36.000 When you don't have a job, you don't get anything done.

00:32:38.000 Because you don't have any money, so you can't really do stuff.

00:32:40.000 And you're just kind of at your house all day, just waiting.

00:32:43.000 But sometimes, sometimes...

00:32:45.000 I'll put it to you like this.

00:32:47.000 I've never been envious of somebody that's being worked to death.

00:32:51.000 But I've walked past some homeless people that laid out on the sidewalk, you know, and I'm like, you know what?

00:32:56.000 There's something to that. 0.99

00:32:57.000 Just not giving a fuck. 0.99

00:32:59.000 Like, wherever you are, you at home. 0.99

00:33:01.000 Now, yeah, you don't care about the smell. 1.00

00:33:03.000 Who gives a fuck? 0.99

00:33:04.000 It's pissy out here, but you're comfortable. 0.99

00:33:07.000 If I had to choose between the two, I don't know.

00:33:10.000 I have a tough decision.

00:33:12.000 You could always find a public shower. 0.99

00:33:15.000 The thing is, it just sucks. 0.99

00:33:18.000 It sucks being homeless. 0.99

00:33:19.000 There's no good thing about being homeless. 0.99

00:33:20.000 But there's also no good thing about working.

00:33:22.000 You don't want either or.

00:33:23.000 But once you're at the point where you're not rewarded for smelling good...

00:33:27.000 You know?

00:33:28.000 Right.

00:33:28.000 Like, my life's the same whether I smell good or not.

00:33:31.000 Right.

00:33:32.000 Who knows?

00:33:32.000 Yeah, you just live on the street no matter what.

00:33:34.000 You don't care what you smell like. 1.00

00:33:35.000 Well, some of them be just high as a motherfucker. 1.00

00:33:37.000 They're not even out there. 1.00

00:33:38.000 See, when you run into them, you see them as out there.

00:33:41.000 But they're not even there.

00:33:43.000 They're in the clouds.

00:33:44.000 We ran into this lady at a gas station out here, and her head... 1.00

00:33:49.000 Her posture was so bad that her head hung down.

00:33:54.000 Instead of going straight up from her shoulders, somehow or another, her neck had her head all the way down. 0.98

00:34:04.000 It didn't look possible.

00:34:06.000 She might have legitimately had a broken neck at one point in time and didn't do anything about it. 1.00

00:34:10.000 Oh, Lord.

00:34:11.000 That's how bad it was.

00:34:13.000 And this poor lady, she was probably in her 60s, or she might have been a hard 50s, Just cracked out of her mind. 1.00

00:34:20.000 Scabs everywhere.

00:34:22.000 Clothes dirty and disheveled.

00:34:25.000 And she just coming up to us and asking us for money. 1.00

00:34:27.000 And she couldn't even look you in the eyes.

00:34:29.000 And it was just like, you were someone's little baby.

00:34:33.000 She was someone's little baby.

00:34:35.000 She was someone's little baby girl.

00:34:36.000 Oh, I thought you said she was holding a baby.

00:34:37.000 No, no, no.

00:34:38.000 At one point in time, she was someone's little baby girl.

00:34:40.000 Yeah.

00:34:41.000 It's been a long time since she was dead.

00:34:43.000 But isn't that wild?

00:34:44.000 Like, it can go so bad.

00:34:47.000 You know a wild fact that I discovered?

00:34:49.000 And this is, you know, correct me if I'm wrong, fans, but I have a theory that, you know, you know how you see crackheads, like, they have a funny walk sometimes?

00:34:59.000 Yeah. 0.98

00:35:00.000 I have a theory that the people that are strung out on drugs, they walk like they still have the ass that they used to have. 0.99

00:35:11.000 You know? 1.00

00:35:11.000 So, like, if you see a crackhead lady, like, walking funny, picture her with a fatter ass, and it makes sense. 1.00

00:35:19.000 Right, because she's still, in her mind, looks like that. 1.00

00:35:22.000 Yeah, her hips was trained on her good ass. 1.00

00:35:26.000 Right. 0.99

00:35:26.000 Now she on cracking into strength or nothing, but she's still got the movements. 0.99

00:35:30.000 Yeah.

00:35:32.000 Let's see.

00:35:32.000 Let's see if I'm right.

00:35:33.000 You know what scares the shit out of me that I've been seeing on Instagram is anorexics. 0.96

00:35:39.000 There was some anorexic lady who was dancing around on Instagram and then I told my daughter about it and she knew the girl's name. 0.96

00:35:46.000 Like Eugenia or something like that.

00:35:49.000 She's a famous Instagram. 0.85

00:35:53.000 She's famous for being anorexic? 1.00

00:35:55.000 I believe that's part of what she's famous for, yeah. 0.95

00:35:58.000 Because when, you know, I used to do yoga at this place.

00:36:01.000 Yeah, there she is. 1.00

00:36:02.000 Oh, no, baby girl, no!

00:36:04.000 You should see the video.

00:36:05.000 See if you find videos of it.

00:36:07.000 Because, like, when she's dancing around, like that one down there with the microphone in her hand, that's the one I saw. 0.99

00:36:12.000 Like, look at this.

00:36:14.000 It's crazy, man. 1.00

00:36:16.000 Goddamn. 1.00

00:36:17.000 That wig looks like it's weighing her down. 1.00

00:36:19.000 Bro, that scares the shit out of me. 0.97

00:36:22.000 Wait a minute. 1.00

00:36:23.000 Damn! 1.00

00:36:24.000 Why are you showing me this? 1.00

00:36:25.000 Look at her bones and her hips. 1.00

00:36:27.000 I mean, I used to do yoga with this lady who was anorexic. 1.00

00:36:32.000 She... 1.00

00:36:32.000 I shouldn't say I used to do... 1.00

00:36:34.000 I did it once.

00:36:35.000 I showed up at this class and this lady was there. 1.00

00:36:38.000 And, you know, at the beginning of the class, like before the class starts, people are like warming up and stuff.

00:36:42.000 And I look over and I had to do one of these like...

00:36:48.000 Like, don't freak out.

00:36:50.000 Because she was like 70 pounds. 1.00

00:36:52.000 She looked like that lady. 1.00

00:36:54.000 But she was like right next to me on the mat right next to me. 1.00

00:36:56.000 I was like, oh my god.

00:36:57.000 Is she doing jujitsu?

00:36:58.000 No, no, no.

00:36:59.000 Yoga.

00:36:59.000 Oh, okay.

00:37:00.000 I was going to say, get her out of the way! 0.99

00:37:03.000 Just let her tap me. 0.64

00:37:04.000 Just go ahead, get me. 0.99

00:37:07.000 No, shoot, this poor lady. 1.00

00:37:08.000 It made me so sad. 0.85

00:37:10.000 It was so sad.

00:37:11.000 It was so sad because she doesn't...

00:37:13.000 You could fix that with food.

00:37:15.000 You're at yoga class.

00:37:17.000 You're not poor.

00:37:18.000 That's way more alarming than morbid obesity.

00:37:21.000 Yeah.

00:37:21.000 You know what I mean?

00:37:22.000 It's weird.

00:37:23.000 Because it seems like an easier fix.

00:37:25.000 But I think we have to realize, this is really important, we have to realize that when we judge people like that lady, or even like someone who's morbidly obese, like Lizzo or something like that.

00:37:38.000 She's not morbidly, right?

00:37:39.000 Is she? 0.97

00:37:40.000 No, but I was just sitting here thinking, damn, I'm glad he didn't say Lizzo. 0.96

00:37:44.000 That's the easy way to go. 0.98

00:37:47.000 Because everybody always goes Lizzo.

00:37:49.000 Tim Dillon.

00:37:49.000 Let's say Tim Dillon.

00:37:56.000 I think what we have to really think about, and I never used to think about this when I was younger because I was a hard ass. 0.92

00:38:02.000 I think you have to really understand that there's something wrong. 0.94

00:38:07.000 There's something wrong.

00:38:08.000 Just like there's something wrong when someone thinks that demons are talking to them.

00:38:12.000 Just like there's something wrong when someone can't stop gambling.

00:38:16.000 There's something wrong when someone is starving themselves to death and they don't realize that it looks insane.

00:38:24.000 There's something wrong.

00:38:26.000 It's like with bodybuilders that never feel like they're big enough.

00:38:29.000 You know, that's a thing.

00:38:31.000 It's like body dysmorphia.

00:38:32.000 Yes, it's body dysmorphia.

00:38:33.000 When you look in the mirror, you don't see what everybody else sees.

00:38:35.000 Yeah.

00:38:36.000 And I think that it's not even just that they don't see it.

00:38:39.000 It's just like they don't have control of what's happening.

00:38:43.000 There's a bunch of factors and everyone's like, oh, you've got control.

00:38:46.000 You can go.

00:38:47.000 Right.

00:38:47.000 You do if you are at your best.

00:38:50.000 If you were captured by the Viet Cong and fucking tortured for three years. 0.99

00:38:55.000 Do you think you'd be the same person? 1.00

00:38:56.000 You wouldn't be, alright? 0.59

00:38:57.000 And if you lived some horrific life filled with physical and sexual abuse and violence and crime and incarceration...

00:39:07.000 Or not even that.

00:39:08.000 Yeah.

00:39:09.000 Sometimes it's one thing. 1.00

00:39:11.000 One traumatic event can fuck your whole shit up. 1.00

00:39:13.000 Sure. 0.99

00:39:14.000 And the point is there's so many factors that lead to a person starving themselves to death on TikTok.

00:39:22.000 It's not as simple as, that girl just needs to eat. 1.00

00:39:26.000 There's a problem.

00:39:29.000 And the problem is showing itself as a skeleton.

00:39:32.000 But there's a lot of problems.

00:39:35.000 It's not as simple as, like, she doesn't know what she looks like.

00:39:39.000 Right?

00:39:40.000 Yeah.

00:39:41.000 There's something dark there. 1.00

00:39:42.000 So, fuck, this is going to haunt me. 1.00

00:39:47.000 Is she famous for being the anorexic girl? 1.00

00:39:50.000 I don't know.

00:39:51.000 I just saw that video and I brought it up to my daughter.

00:39:54.000 My daughter knew her name.

00:39:55.000 She knew who she was.

00:39:57.000 And she pulled up videos and she was like, it's so sad.

00:39:59.000 I was like, it is sad.

00:40:01.000 And she doesn't know that it looks terrible.

00:40:03.000 Especially because I'm pretty sure when your body fat percentage drops to a certain, it's life-threatening.

00:40:11.000 Oh, she's 100% life-threatening.

00:40:13.000 Dude, it's life-threatening for sure.

00:40:16.000 Starvation is one of the absolute worst things that can happen to your body because your body starts to digest itself.

00:40:22.000 Yeah.

00:40:23.000 You notice how you never hear the body positive movement.

00:40:27.000 It's never like, just because she's that skinny don't mean she ain't healthy. 1.00

00:40:32.000 No, that bitch was about to die, bro. 1.00

00:40:34.000 Exactly. 1.00

00:40:34.000 There's no body positivity movement for not eating. 1.00

00:40:37.000 No, hell no.

00:40:38.000 According to Wikipedia, this is her first video that went viral like 10 years ago on WorldStarHipHop.

00:40:43.000 Okay, so then she looks just thin.

00:40:46.000 Yeah, but she looks like her mom and dad probably like, you need to eat, baby.

00:40:50.000 That's not an emergency.

00:40:52.000 She's very thin, but she also looks like she's frail framed.

00:40:57.000 Right, right.

00:40:58.000 She's a small person.

00:40:59.000 A little framed, but she still looks healthy.

00:41:01.000 Yeah, between that and what she's at now.

00:41:04.000 Look, you can see her legs. 1.00

00:41:06.000 You don't see these bones poking out everywhere.

00:41:09.000 Right, right. 1.00

00:41:10.000 It's a mental illness, man. 0.99

00:41:12.000 I mean, it's 100% mental illness. 1.00

00:41:13.000 Especially when you got a twerk from the knees. 0.98

00:41:17.000 She's twerking from the knees. 0.94

00:41:19.000 Well, she doesn't have a lot to work with. 1.00

00:41:23.000 I mean, she's a tiny lady. 1.00

00:41:25.000 She's so frail.

00:41:27.000 But to see her like that, like any anorexia.

00:41:32.000 Like I said, that lady who used to take yoga, it was like, watching her do it was just like, oh my god. 1.00

00:41:37.000 Yeah, because how do you cure anorexia?

00:41:39.000 Has anyone cured it?

00:41:43.000 Yes.

00:41:44.000 Yeah.

00:41:44.000 People have bounced back from it.

00:41:45.000 Yeah.

00:41:46.000 I don't know what they have to do to bounce back from it.

00:41:48.000 And maybe, you know, I think a lot of gets exacerbated by, you know, models.

00:41:54.000 Like they have to starve themselves.

00:41:57.000 Well, when your relationship with food is compromised, I think that might be the most dangerous thing.

00:42:02.000 Even the opposite, like food addiction.

00:42:04.000 It's like when your drug is food, that feels like such a...

00:42:11.000 Because you can't quit food.

00:42:13.000 It would almost be like if you had to do a little heroin every day and you had a heroin problem.

00:42:18.000 You know, it's like you gotta eat.

00:42:20.000 It's the only addiction that you can't ever just abstain from.

00:42:24.000 Right, right.

00:42:25.000 So that's tough.

00:42:26.000 But then what is this?

00:42:28.000 Is it like the signal? 0.93

00:42:31.000 Something's fucked up with the chain of events that happens when you put food in your mouth. 0.99

00:42:35.000 Where your body, instead of being like, oh, that's great, it's like, get the fuck out of me. 0.99

00:42:40.000 I think for this lady, I mean, who knows what led her down to being a skeleton. 1.00

00:42:45.000 But it's like they think that thinner is better.

00:42:49.000 Just like when women have like crazy implants. 1.00

00:42:52.000 Or like just super gigantic.

00:42:54.000 Super gigantic triple Z implants.

00:42:56.000 Yeah, like Nancy Pelosi.

00:42:57.000 Big ol' knockers.

00:42:58.000 Like, what are you doing?

00:43:00.000 Like, what are you doing?

00:43:00.000 You know, they don't see it.

00:43:02.000 They want them bigger.

00:43:03.000 They want them bigger.

00:43:04.000 It's like it becomes some crazy...

00:43:06.000 Plastic surgery reveals so much.

00:43:09.000 Yeah.

00:43:09.000 It's like, do you...

00:43:10.000 Because the big one now is like the lip injections.

00:43:12.000 Yeah.

00:43:13.000 And you see some people be like, you know that don't look...

00:43:15.000 Right.

00:43:16.000 It look like you got stung by a bee on your lip.

00:43:18.000 Well, your face has symmetry to it.

00:43:21.000 There's like a certain ratio to like the distance between the eyes and the length of the nose and where the chin is.

00:43:28.000 And when one of those things is off, your brain is going, why is your nose so little?

00:43:32.000 But also, like, there's wrinkles on your bottom lip.

00:43:35.000 So when you get too much of a lip injection, it looks smooth.

00:43:38.000 Your lip looks smooth.

00:43:39.000 So it looks swollen.

00:43:40.000 Right.

00:43:42.000 Even though somebody might look at your face and not notice what's off, they know something's off.

00:43:46.000 Right. 1.00

00:43:48.000 Why are your lips smooth, bitch? 1.00

00:43:49.000 That's weird. 1.00

00:43:50.000 Why are you so shiny and stretched?

00:43:52.000 Right.

00:43:53.000 I never thought of that part.

00:43:56.000 Yeah, it looks weird to me.

00:43:57.000 The lip thing doesn't work.

00:43:59.000 It's like, we went for boobs, and they're like, okay, what about lips?

00:44:03.000 Let's try lips. 0.97

00:44:03.000 Everybody likes to fill lips. 0.97

00:44:04.000 And they tried it, but it's like, that's your face.

00:44:08.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:44:10.000 But I think you can do a little and pull it off.

00:44:12.000 Some girls think they're doing a little bit of it. 1.00

00:44:15.000 Some people have nailed it.

00:44:17.000 But you gotta be careful not to get crazy.

00:44:19.000 You don't want to be the skeleton lady. 0.77

00:44:21.000 You know what I mean?

00:44:22.000 You don't want to be obese.

00:44:23.000 You don't want to be the bodybuilder that thinks he's small. 0.94

00:44:26.000 But I just feel like if she's been like this for that long, don't they get to the point where they fuck up their esophagus from throwing up so much? 0.96

00:44:35.000 I don't think she's eating. 0.96

00:44:37.000 She's probably barely alive, man.

00:44:39.000 When you're that little...

00:44:41.000 I mean, essentially her body has deteriorated, right?

00:44:44.000 Like, you're not seeing anything but the bones, all the hip bones and everything like that.

00:44:47.000 You don't see any meat.

00:44:48.000 But let's be honest.

00:44:49.000 She looked like she was having a blast.

00:44:51.000 I mean, it's easy to look like that for 15 seconds when you're shooting.

00:44:54.000 She probably had to sleep for 11 hours after that video.

00:44:58.000 She probably has zero energy. 1.00

00:44:59.000 How's she making money from being an influencer? 1.00

00:45:01.000 I guess so.

00:45:02.000 I don't know.

00:45:03.000 But what product is...

00:45:05.000 None.

00:45:06.000 Ads, maybe?

00:45:08.000 You know, people just like...

00:45:10.000 She was up for YouTuber of the Year in 2020. How?

00:45:15.000 I've never heard of her.

00:45:16.000 I don't know her.

00:45:17.000 YouTuber of the year.

00:45:18.000 Her YouTube might be fine, though.

00:45:20.000 It might be.

00:45:20.000 Why are we judging?

00:45:21.000 We haven't even watched any of these amazing videos.

00:45:24.000 No, bro, I think it's a sweepstakes.

00:45:26.000 People are betting money on when she's going to eat, and she just teases them every week. 1.00

00:45:30.000 She just puts the feeling right here.

00:45:33.000 I hope she gets better.

00:45:35.000 I do, too, man.

00:45:36.000 I really do.

00:45:38.000 How old is that girl? 1.00

00:45:39.000 She's almost 30. Almost 30. Yeah, when you lose that kind of weight and getting that thin, that has to be. 0.98

00:45:47.000 Let's Google anorexia and its detrimental health effects on the human body.

00:45:53.000 It's got to be horrific. 0.56

00:45:54.000 Because I know weight cutting is fucking absolutely brutal for these fighters, but that's severe dehydration, which is not quite the same thing. 0.84

00:46:03.000 But they get real thin before they do that a lot of times. 0.96

00:46:07.000 At least they used to.

00:46:08.000 Guys are getting better at cutting just all the water out now.

00:46:11.000 Oh, yeah.

00:46:12.000 Well, I remember when I... See, I never got to see it up close until we went to Fight Week. 0.98

00:46:16.000 And then I was like, oh, damn. 1.00

00:46:18.000 You gotta leave these motherfuckers alone. 1.00

00:46:20.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:46:21.000 Yeah, like the day before.

00:46:22.000 They look like somebody just rescued them from something.

00:46:27.000 Well, they did.

00:46:28.000 They rescued them from death.

00:46:29.000 They legitimately are at death's door.

00:46:32.000 Okay, this is complications of anorexia include anemia, heart problems such as mitral valve prolapse, abnormal heart rhythms or heart failure, bone loss, osteoporosis, increasing the risk of fractures, loss of muscle in females, absence of period in males,

00:46:48.000 decreased testosterone, gastrointestinal problems such as constipation, bloating or nausea, electrolyte abnormalities such as low blood potassium, Sodium and chloride and kidney problems.

00:47:01.000 Here's a question.

00:47:03.000 What's the ratio of men with anorexia versus women?

00:47:10.000 And how many of the men who have anorexia are gay men?

00:47:14.000 Mmm, I think, I mean, it might be a problem, but...

00:47:17.000 I bet it's very few men have anorexia.

00:47:19.000 Well, but I think that's starting to change, right?

00:47:22.000 Because right now...

00:47:24.000 People are non-binary.

00:47:26.000 No, but right now, Pete Davidson is a sex symbol. 0.98

00:47:30.000 Pete Davidson and Machine Gun Kelly, like young white women love the sick-looking... 0.99

00:47:37.000 Sort of. 0.97

00:47:38.000 Like the real malnourished-looking guys.

00:47:40.000 Sort of, until Jason Momoa shows up.

00:47:43.000 Well...

00:47:45.000 Right, right.

00:47:46.000 Well, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:47:47.000 But what I'm saying is...

00:47:48.000 And then your eggs start talking.

00:47:49.000 What I'm saying is, more guys don't mind.

00:47:52.000 Because men do what gets them late. 1.00

00:47:54.000 Yes.

00:47:55.000 And so it's like, that's why it's not very many anorexic men.

00:47:58.000 Yeah, but they're not going to try that hard.

00:48:01.000 To stop eating.

00:48:03.000 Anorexia.

00:48:03.000 I bet you a lot of men in the model industry are probably anorexic.

00:48:06.000 I would think they would have to be fit.

00:48:08.000 No, because what they do, but you don't have to look like her to be anorexic.

00:48:13.000 Yeah, the research I'm trying to find that says there's a problem, there is a lot of, it's just general eating disorder is big in men.

00:48:21.000 Going to anorexia, I think it's tough to find.

00:48:23.000 Well, overeating is probably bigger in men.

00:48:25.000 Correct, yeah, that's what I was even finding.

00:48:27.000 The first study, they had double the amount of women responded even, but it's twice as many men said they had an eating disorder than women.

00:48:36.000 Right, but that just could be their addicted eating food.

00:48:39.000 Correct.

00:48:39.000 Most of it's yet overeating.

00:48:40.000 So they don't have data on just anorexia?

00:48:42.000 I'm trying to find it and then I have not located it.

00:48:45.000 Why don't you Google how many men have anorexia?

00:48:49.000 Just Google that.

00:48:51.000 I'm curious just with the numbers.

00:48:52.000 I bet you it was surprisingly low.

00:48:53.000 It says the percentage of anorexics are 25% are men.

00:48:57.000 A quarter of anorexics are men?

00:48:59.000 10 to 25%.

00:49:00.000 That's higher than I would think.

00:49:03.000 But what's the number of total anorexics?

00:49:07.000 I don't know.

00:49:12.000 Say 10 to 25% are men?

00:49:14.000 Is that what you said?

00:49:16.000 Do they have to self-report?

00:49:18.000 Yeah, that's how they would have to know.

00:49:21.000 You'd have to go get help for them to find out.

00:49:23.000 So it's out of the sights.

00:49:24.000 20 million women and 10 million men have an eating disorder.

00:49:27.000 Males make up 25% of people with anorexia.

00:49:32.000 25%.

00:49:33.000 Wow.

00:49:34.000 Wow.

00:49:34.000 Because they're often diagnosed later than females.

00:49:37.000 They are at a higher risk of dying.

00:49:40.000 Ooh.

00:49:41.000 I think that's probably true of every disease.

00:49:43.000 Yeah.

00:49:44.000 It also says it's not common in people over the age of 40. Interesting.

00:49:49.000 So it's only common when you want someone to fuck you. 1.00

00:49:52.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:49:53.000 I think it's probably just common when the most young impressionable. 0.99

00:49:58.000 Because once you're over 40, you're like, I don't give a fuck. 0.99

00:50:00.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:50:01.000 Hopefully. 0.99

00:50:02.000 Hopefully you get to the I don't give a fuck 40s. 1.00

00:50:04.000 Because there's nothing sadder than someone who's in their 60s and still gives a fuck. 1.00

00:50:09.000 Yeah, dude. 0.99

00:50:10.000 That's the only benefit.

00:50:12.000 Yeah, the only benefit.

00:50:15.000 Men are likely underdiagnosed with eating disorders because clinical assessment tools emphasize a desire to lose weight as opposed to building muscle.

00:50:23.000 So they might not.

00:50:24.000 I mean, I guess they're asking a bunch of questions and they might ask guys the right questions maybe either.

00:50:30.000 Women have a 1.5 to 7, 5 to 3 times higher prevalence for anorexia bulimia, so bulimia might be more prevalent. 0.98

00:50:38.000 Okay, so wait a minute.

00:50:38.000 What's the difference between bulimia and anorexia?

00:50:40.000 Bulimia, you throw up your food.

00:50:42.000 You eat, and then you throw it up.

00:50:44.000 Okay, that's why I was talking about the damaged esophagus.

00:50:46.000 Yes.

00:50:47.000 Okay, and anorexia is just you don't eat.

00:50:49.000 Anorexia is just you don't eat at all.

00:50:50.000 Oh, wow.

00:50:52.000 But I bet some people are both.

00:50:54.000 Yeah, well, I think if you have bulimia, you probably die sooner.

00:50:59.000 Yeah, that's also said.

00:51:00.000 Men are three times more likely than women to have a sub-threshold BED, which would be eating disorder.

00:51:05.000 Meaning it's significant but does not meet all criteria for an official diagnosis.

00:51:10.000 Yeah, overeating.

00:51:11.000 Because throwing up all the time.

00:51:13.000 And lastly.

00:51:14.000 Because you know severe alcoholics get that.

00:51:15.000 What's the lastly?

00:51:16.000 50 to 80% of anorexia is genetic.

00:51:19.000 Whoa! 0.71

00:51:21.000 And it's the deadliest mental disease.

00:51:23.000 Whoa! 0.71

00:51:26.000 Anorexia nervosa.

00:51:27.000 One in five is a suicide death.

00:51:29.000 The risk of death in anorexia is more than double the death rate of schizophrenia. 1.00

00:51:34.000 Holy shit. 0.98

00:51:35.000 Almost triple the death rate of bipolar disease and more than triple the death rate due to depression. 0.99

00:51:41.000 Wow!

00:51:44.000 The crazy thing is maybe 80% of it is genetic.

00:51:48.000 That's the wild thing, man.

00:51:50.000 See, bro, that's the thing.

00:51:51.000 A lot of times, you gotta get healthy enough to get healthy. 0.99

00:51:55.000 Once you've got to the point where enough shit is broken... 0.99

00:52:00.000 It's like trying to drive a car that needs a lot of work. 0.98

00:52:06.000 You have to fix all this other stuff before you can even get to driving.

00:52:10.000 That's a lot of work, too, to get past that.

00:52:14.000 Once you get to the point where more than one thing's wrong...

00:52:17.000 Also, if it's genetic, what are your genes telling you?

00:52:23.000 I wonder...

00:52:24.000 What's interesting is, like, does that mean that it's prevalent in multiple family members? 0.99

00:52:31.000 And is that because of, like, some other shit? 0.99

00:52:34.000 Well, yeah, you probably are predisposed to it, but then something in your environment has to trigger it. 0.99

00:52:40.000 Maybe. 0.97

00:52:41.000 Or is it possible that what we're calling genetic is just the same environmental stimuli, the same shitty, abusive family life? 0.98

00:52:51.000 Or whatever it is. 0.93

00:52:53.000 And it just transfers down from generation to generation.

00:52:56.000 Because you think in some ways, especially when I was younger, I thought, how would my stepdad think of this?

00:53:05.000 I thought like he thought of things.

00:53:07.000 You think about the older people in your life.

00:53:09.000 You think about your family, how they think of things.

00:53:12.000 You think for yourself, but you're not sure.

00:53:14.000 So you think, what would my mom do?

00:53:16.000 How would my mom think about this?

00:53:17.000 What are they saying?

00:53:18.000 Are these babies just pushing titties away? 1.00

00:53:20.000 Yeah.

00:53:22.000 You know?

00:53:23.000 I don't know.

00:53:24.000 Genetic.

00:53:25.000 I don't know.

00:53:26.000 So my thought is that, like, maybe it's just prevalent in many people because they have a terrible family life.

00:53:33.000 Like, depression.

00:53:34.000 Like, depression is supposedly genetic, and I bet it is.

00:53:37.000 But is it always genetic because someone has some sort of wrong wiring in their brain?

00:53:46.000 They transfer that on through their genes?

00:53:48.000 Or... 1.00

00:53:49.000 Is it because all the people in the family live these fucked up shitty lives and there's no hope in that house? 1.00

00:53:56.000 And everyone who is a part of that is kind of fucked. 1.00

00:54:00.000 They found two specific genes that do it and that brings it up to a 90% chance of having an eating disorder. 1.00

00:54:06.000 Holy shit! 0.99

00:54:07.000 So yeah, I think your genes just mean you're more likely to get it. 1.00

00:54:09.000 It has something to do with your appetite.

00:54:11.000 Interesting.

00:54:11.000 So these two genes, ESRRA and HDAC4, increase a person's chance of developing an eating disorder by 90 to 85%.

00:54:20.000 But this is eating too much, right?

00:54:22.000 This is not anorexia.

00:54:22.000 No, no.

00:54:23.000 They studied people with anorexia.

00:54:25.000 Oh, interesting.

00:54:27.000 See, these genes, as well as some of the other identified by researchers, are involved in signaling your brain's appetite.

00:54:34.000 Blockages or interruptions in the appetite pathways may impact how a person interprets hunger. 0.94

00:54:40.000 Oh, so their wiring is fucked up and they're not getting hungry? 0.94

00:54:46.000 And linked it to diabetes. 1.00

00:54:49.000 Metabolic conditions.

00:54:50.000 They studied twins.

00:54:51.000 Wow.

00:54:52.000 There's some links with twins that had it that, like, proved some of the family genetic stuff, too.

00:54:57.000 That's amazing.

00:54:58.000 So it's some screwy wiring that makes you less hungry?

00:55:03.000 But also, like, you should know...

00:55:06.000 Here's part of the thing that I don't understand.

00:55:08.000 You gotta know if you see yourself like that, that something's wrong, why wouldn't you just drink some milkshakes?

00:55:15.000 Why wouldn't you just do something to put calories into your body?

00:55:18.000 You'd have to know that you're dying, right?

00:55:20.000 So there's obviously a mental illness component to it, too.

00:55:24.000 Well, yeah, I think it's...

00:55:26.000 It's not as simple as, like, a gene being off where you're not hungry. 0.99

00:55:29.000 No, I don't think it's that you're not hungry as much as it is that whatever the normal process is to tell you to go eat, your shit screwed up somehow. 0.95

00:55:40.000 Like, whatever hundred signals got to be passed for you to go eat and, like, desire the food... 0.98

00:55:44.000 Right. 0.99

00:55:44.000 Something in that chain is fucked up. 0.99

00:55:46.000 But not only is something in that chain fucked up, but you don't have the rational ability to say, I need to consume food. 1.00

00:55:54.000 Right. 0.67

00:55:54.000 Because a person needs a certain amount of 1,000 calories a day. 0.67

00:55:57.000 It's screwy, too, because you know my, you know, Burner, Trevor Burner?

00:56:00.000 Mm-hmm.

00:56:01.000 He was doing wrestling since he was a kid, you know, all the weight cutting and stuff, and it's fucked him up to the point where, like, he forgets to eat.

00:56:11.000 He doesn't get hungry like we do.

00:56:13.000 Really?

00:56:14.000 Yeah.

00:56:14.000 He has to remind himself to eat.

00:56:16.000 He doesn't know he's hungry until he starts acting weird.

00:56:18.000 He's like, oh yeah, I didn't eat.

00:56:20.000 Because he's been starving himself since he was a kid.

00:56:23.000 He's been resting since he was a little kid.

00:56:25.000 Wow.

00:56:25.000 So my point is...

00:56:26.000 You just become accustomed to that signal.

00:56:28.000 Yeah, so I think if you have these genes...

00:56:30.000 You're more likely, something in your environment is more likely to, it doesn't mean you're gonna have anorexia, but it means you're way more likely to, you know, depending on what you're exposed to.

00:56:38.000 That makes sense.

00:56:39.000 You know?

00:56:40.000 I wasn't born with depression.

00:56:42.000 Right.

00:56:43.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:56:44.000 But something happened, and some people are just more likely.

00:56:48.000 Yeah.

00:56:49.000 Oh man, thank God.

00:56:51.000 Thank God I'm not...

00:56:52.000 Yeah, I gotta be grateful for where I am.

00:56:55.000 Man. 0.97

00:56:57.000 Can you imagine having a fucked up relationship with food? 0.99

00:56:59.000 Where it's like, you don't want it? 0.99

00:57:03.000 I would rather want it way too much.

00:57:05.000 Yeah, I'd rather have to fight that.

00:57:07.000 There's a lot of people that I know that are pretty obese that are food addicts that are fun people.

00:57:16.000 They're great to eat with.

00:57:18.000 They're having a ball. 1.00

00:57:19.000 Yeah, they're having a great fucking time. 0.99

00:57:21.000 It's like, yeah, it's bad for you, but at least you're enjoying yourself. 0.99

00:57:24.000 Anorexia does not look like you're getting the enjoyment part.

00:57:27.000 The thing about, like, if you go to a real Italian restaurant, like, come on, eat!

00:57:34.000 They just want to stuff you.

00:57:36.000 And everybody's drinking wine, and everyone's laughing and having a good time.

00:57:39.000 Like, that's how Italians like to eat.

00:57:41.000 They go hard.

00:57:42.000 And no anorexic is dangerous, you know?

00:57:45.000 Where it's like...

00:57:46.000 You have no chance of winning. 1.00

00:57:48.000 At least a fat motherfucker can fall on you or grab you. 1.00

00:57:50.000 Yeah, there's fat people that can fight. 1.00

00:57:52.000 Yeah. 0.88

00:57:53.000 If you're that skinny, you ain't got no chance.

00:57:55.000 You have zero chance.

00:57:56.000 You have no muscles.

00:57:57.000 There's nothing. 1.00

00:57:58.000 You're just a skeleton coming at you like fucking Pirates of the Caribbean. 1.00

00:58:02.000 Like a leg kick might kill you. 1.00

00:58:04.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:58:05.000 Snap your femur. 1.00

00:58:06.000 Oh, you could kill that girl if you kicked her in the stomach. 1.00

00:58:10.000 100%. 1.00

00:58:15.000 You can be careful before my special comes out. 1.00

00:58:17.000 You could kill a regular person if their back was against a wall and you kicked them in the stomach. 1.00

00:58:25.000 You could destroy their organs. 1.00

00:58:27.000 Oh yeah, for sure.

00:58:28.000 Like a turning sidekick to the body? 0.99

00:58:30.000 Especially if you get them right No, you would get them right in the fucking center, like right in here. 0.98

00:58:35.000 Oh, like a Spartan kick? 0.99

00:58:37.000 No, you'd use a spinning back kick. 1.00

00:58:40.000 That's the most powerful kick.

00:58:41.000 A turning side kick, it's called.

00:58:43.000 It's my specialty.

00:58:44.000 Oh yeah, so I was about to say, the ones I've seen you doing videos?

00:58:47.000 Yeah.

00:58:47.000 Yeah, but most people can't pull that off with...

00:58:50.000 No, no, no. 0.91

00:58:51.000 I'm just saying that there's human beings that are capable of killing someone with a kick.

00:58:54.000 You don't see it in an MMA fight because, first of all, these guys are heavily muscled and generally kicks don't land perfectly flush and your back is not to a wall where you absorb all the impact. 0.86

00:59:04.000 But if your back was to a wall and there was nothing, like a concrete wall, there's nothing stopping the impact and someone really fucking smashed you, you had a real good chance of bleeding internally. 0.98

00:59:14.000 A real good chance of having fractured ribs that go into your lungs and all kinds of shit. 0.98

00:59:19.000 I'm always blown away when I see a UFC fighter take one of those kicks. 0.99

00:59:23.000 Bro.

00:59:24.000 You know? 1.00

00:59:24.000 You know what the most painful shit is? 1.00

00:59:27.000 The calf kicks. 1.00

00:59:28.000 And I'm saying this anecdotally.

00:59:30.000 I've never been kicked in the calf, really.

00:59:32.000 Not hard.

00:59:33.000 Not like by a UFC fighter in a fight. 0.99

00:59:36.000 But just getting massaged in your calves fucking hurts like hell. 0.99

00:59:41.000 These guys are kicking each other in the calf and it deadens your calf where you can't walk right. 0.99

00:59:46.000 So then you've got to kind of play it off.

00:59:48.000 So mostly you're moving on your other leg.

00:59:51.000 And you see it in guys.

00:59:52.000 You see it like right away.

00:59:53.000 Like Poeton, Alex Pajeda, he's the best I've ever seen at that.

00:59:58.000 I've ever seen.

00:59:59.000 He's the best at it.

01:00:00.000 The calf kick?

01:00:01.000 He's so sneaky! 1.00

01:00:03.000 And Izzy, he got Izzy in the first fight, and he was getting Izzy in the second fight with it, and Izzy's like, God damn, this motherfucker's getting me again! 0.99

01:00:10.000 Like, right before he cracked him. 0.99

01:00:12.000 He was catching him in that leg, and he was deadening that leg, and that's what fucked Izzy up in the first fight. 1.00

01:00:17.000 He couldn't get away from him.

01:00:18.000 He couldn't, his leg wouldn't move.

01:00:20.000 He had kicked his left calf so many times, the whole thing was just useless.

01:00:24.000 And Izzy's just a great athlete, so he's moving around on it, and you can't tell that much.

01:00:29.000 But what's the worst kick you ever received, the calf kick?

01:00:33.000 No.

01:00:34.000 The worst kick I've ever received is the kicks to the body. 0.98

01:00:39.000 You get kicked in the body, man. 0.99

01:00:40.000 You get kicked in the head is horrible. 0.99

01:00:42.000 You get knocked out. 0.95

01:00:43.000 You get rocked. 1.00

01:00:44.000 Getting kicked in the body, like getting kicked in the liver especially, holy shit, man. 1.00

01:00:50.000 Your whole body shuts down. 1.00

01:00:51.000 Being knocked out doesn't hurt, though.

01:00:53.000 You know what I mean?

01:00:53.000 Oh, it hurts.

01:00:54.000 No, I mean...

01:00:55.000 No, but what I mean is you just wake up.

01:00:57.000 You don't feel the pain.

01:00:59.000 Like, I'm sure you feel it's going through something.

01:01:01.000 Right.

01:01:01.000 Liver shots.

01:01:02.000 Like, you remember when...

01:01:04.000 Tank?

01:01:05.000 Bernard Hopkins...

01:01:07.000 Yeah, Tank's a good one.

01:01:08.000 Tank's a good one.

01:01:09.000 When he hit Ryan Davis in the liver.

01:01:10.000 Yeah.

01:01:11.000 Or Ryan...

01:01:11.000 I want to say Ryan Davis.

01:01:12.000 Ryan Garcia. 0.99

01:01:13.000 Yeah, Gervonta is a murderous puncher, man.

01:01:15.000 But I was going to say when Oscar De La Hoya fought Bernard Hopkins.

01:01:19.000 Bernard Hopkins was too big.

01:01:23.000 Oscar was past his prime. 1.00

01:01:24.000 Bernard was still in the fucking... 0.98

01:01:27.000 I mean, even though he's older, Bernard was probably in his 40s when that fight happened. 0.99

01:01:32.000 That's when he was the sharpest, though.

01:01:33.000 It's crazy.

01:01:34.000 Bernard...

01:01:35.000 You know, I asked Terrence Crawford about that, and he said one of the things was probably that Bernard was in prison, and during that prison time, he didn't abuse his body.

01:01:42.000 Like, he didn't get beat up.

01:01:44.000 He didn't have all of them.

01:01:45.000 But he was training and learning.

01:01:47.000 And then he also developed this insane discipline when he was in prison.

01:01:50.000 He's like, I am never coming back here.

01:01:53.000 I'm never coming back here.

01:01:54.000 And they said to him, we'll see you.

01:01:55.000 Like, after he got executed.

01:01:57.000 You never seen me.

01:01:58.000 Well, that's the thing, man.

01:01:59.000 This is it.

01:02:00.000 I don't know how old Bernard.

01:02:02.000 There it is.

01:02:03.000 There's the body shot.

01:02:04.000 Let me see that again.

01:02:06.000 Ooh, dig to the body. 0.95

01:02:08.000 Bernard was so good.

01:02:10.000 I re-watched Bernard versus Kelly Pavlik the other day.

01:02:14.000 And I think Bernard was in his 40s in that fight, too.

01:02:17.000 And everybody counted Bernard out.

01:02:19.000 That was after Kelly Pavlik knocked out Jermaine Taylor.

01:02:22.000 You can accomplish so much out of spite.

01:02:25.000 Spite?

01:02:26.000 Oh, yeah.

01:02:26.000 So many of the things I've overcome have been from spite.

01:02:30.000 Yeah.

01:02:30.000 When he dropped me off to go to boot camp, he was like, I'll see you in a couple weeks.

01:02:35.000 Whoa.

01:02:35.000 And that is what made me not quit.

01:02:38.000 Interesting.

01:02:39.000 I was like, never, never.

01:02:40.000 I will not give him the satisfaction.

01:02:42.000 Because he was right.

01:02:43.000 I had trouble with people telling me what to do and stuff like that.

01:02:46.000 But I was like, oh no.

01:02:48.000 Ain't no way I'm going back home.

01:02:49.000 No way. 1.00

01:02:50.000 Fuck no. 1.00

01:02:52.000 I'll endure whatever. 1.00

01:02:53.000 Just to win.

01:02:54.000 Just to show you.

01:02:55.000 Bernard was world class when he was 50. Yeah, yeah.

01:02:59.000 He probably still boxed up the average person.

01:03:02.000 Oh, yeah.

01:03:03.000 Oh, the average person's dead, for sure.

01:03:05.000 But, I mean, that guy, like, what?

01:03:08.000 And also, clean living his entire life.

01:03:11.000 Organic food. 1.00

01:03:12.000 No fucking drugs. 1.00

01:03:13.000 No drugs. 1.00

01:03:13.000 No alcohol. 1.00

01:03:14.000 No nothing.

01:03:15.000 Yeah.

01:03:15.000 He was always in shape.

01:03:17.000 Always in shape.

01:03:18.000 Never got fat.

01:03:20.000 Never got big in between fights at all.

01:03:22.000 Always running.

01:03:23.000 Always hitting the bag.

01:03:24.000 Never got out of shape.

01:03:25.000 Not for a minute.

01:03:26.000 Not for a second.

01:03:27.000 You could have called Bernard Hopkins on a Tuesday and said you gotta fight on Saturday and be like, how much?

01:03:32.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

01:03:33.000 You know?

01:03:34.000 I mean, he was always ready.

01:03:35.000 He was just so defensively responsible.

01:03:38.000 Like, his defense was impeccable.

01:03:40.000 Yeah, he was sharp.

01:03:41.000 I mean, Philly produced a lot of...

01:03:43.000 Oh, my God. 0.99

01:03:44.000 Philly produced a lot of killers. 0.96

01:03:45.000 Yeah, man.

01:03:46.000 And I don't know why that is specifically.

01:03:48.000 Tough neighborhoods.

01:03:49.000 Yeah.

01:03:49.000 Tough neighborhoods produce killers.

01:03:51.000 It's true.

01:03:52.000 Come on, Brownsville.

01:03:54.000 Every now and then, though, you get like a rich kid, like a prince or something like that.

01:03:59.000 Oh, a prince not seeing you, huh, man?

01:04:00.000 I don't know.

01:04:01.000 Was he really a prince?

01:04:02.000 I don't think he was really a prince.

01:04:03.000 No, he was really a prince.

01:04:04.000 But every now and then, you get like a spoiled kid that got your hands.

01:04:07.000 Yeah.

01:04:07.000 Every now and then.

01:04:08.000 Yeah, I mean, there's people that violate the rules.

01:04:11.000 Yeah, you get the Ivy League champ.

01:04:13.000 It's so rare.

01:04:14.000 Nobody wants that, though. 0.99

01:04:15.000 They want somebody that's been through some shit. 0.99

01:04:16.000 They want Tyson. 0.99

01:04:17.000 Yeah, they want Mike Tyson. 0.83

01:04:18.000 They want somebody that came from the depths.

01:04:20.000 Someone with no family.

01:04:22.000 Someone who was raised by a guardian who happened to be a hypnotist and also a boxing trainer.

01:04:29.000 Yeah, that's Prince Nassim.

01:04:33.000 He came out of the flying carpet!

01:04:36.000 How amazing was that, bro?

01:04:37.000 People forgot about Nassim.

01:04:39.000 And his style was amazing, man.

01:04:42.000 Watch some of the fighting.

01:04:45.000 This is fun, but find some of his fighting.

01:04:47.000 Because his style was so crazy.

01:04:48.000 He had his hands down by his knees, and he would bend at the waist and just wing punches at you.

01:04:55.000 He reminded me of, who was the dude we were talking about the other day that had that weird style?

01:04:59.000 The Drunken Master.

01:05:01.000 Oh, yes.

01:05:02.000 Oh, my God.

01:05:03.000 What's his name?

01:05:04.000 Look at Dom Seam.

01:05:06.000 Look at him dancing around.

01:05:08.000 I mean, look at that.

01:05:09.000 How do you handle that?

01:05:11.000 And the guy can punch!

01:05:13.000 And he had big legs.

01:05:15.000 And his power came from his legs.

01:05:17.000 He would, like, punch with his whole body.

01:05:20.000 And people forgot, man.

01:05:21.000 He was really good.

01:05:23.000 And he was so popular.

01:05:25.000 I mean, he was all over television back then, man.

01:05:28.000 So unusual.

01:05:29.000 His interests were too long, though.

01:05:31.000 He had like a 20 minute.

01:05:32.000 Oh, no, no, no.

01:05:33.000 It was great.

01:05:33.000 It's great because now we can go back and watch it.

01:05:36.000 But dude, he was fucking people up. 0.98

01:05:38.000 So he had this crazy style, but he also had murderous power. 0.98

01:05:43.000 I think his son's fighting now.

01:05:45.000 Emmanuel Augustus?

01:05:46.000 Yeah, Emmanuel Augustus.

01:05:48.000 The drunken mass.

01:05:50.000 That's him now.

01:05:51.000 Now he's a heavyweight.

01:05:54.000 Oh, Princeton seems a heavyweight?

01:05:56.000 No, he's not fighting anymore.

01:05:58.000 He's eating a lot of food.

01:05:59.000 That's him on the right.

01:06:00.000 Oh, what?

01:06:01.000 Yeah.

01:06:02.000 Wow.

01:06:03.000 Yeah, he's one of them 85%.

01:06:04.000 He's got that gene.

01:06:07.000 For real.

01:06:09.000 What is Emanuel Augustus?

01:06:10.000 Go to Emanuel Augustus highlights.

01:06:13.000 Emanuel was different, though, because Emanuel, instead of, I mean, it was a lot of, like, hands down moving around, but it was, like, smoother.

01:06:21.000 Right.

01:06:22.000 Emmanuel was like he was dancing with you.

01:06:25.000 Like literally dancing.

01:06:27.000 And it's like he would punch, he would throw a punch when you least expect it.

01:06:30.000 There was no rhythm to...

01:06:31.000 Floyd said that he was the hardest fighter he ever fought.

01:06:34.000 He said the hardest fight he ever had was this guy.

01:06:37.000 Because like, look how he fights.

01:06:40.000 He's just moving around.

01:06:43.000 It's like that dude was dancing before the fight started.

01:06:45.000 He was dancing during the fight.

01:06:47.000 And he was really slick defensively.

01:06:50.000 So this style was very disconcerting because he could move so good and he was kind of clowning you. 0.99

01:06:56.000 So that fucks with your head. 0.97

01:06:59.000 Yeah, I mean, if you see somebody... 0.99

01:07:01.000 Oh, he would throw a couple punches at me, and I'm like, I'm good, man.

01:07:05.000 I forfeit.

01:07:06.000 Well, that's where leg kicks come into play, son.

01:07:09.000 Oh, womp! 1.00

01:07:10.000 Give him a couple of those.

01:07:11.000 Womp! 1.00

01:07:12.000 Put your hands up, move forward.

01:07:14.000 Womp! 1.00

01:07:15.000 A few of those and all that shit's gone. 1.00

01:07:17.000 That's why it's wild to hear. 0.98

01:07:19.000 I forget that guy, that bodybuilder, that was like...

01:07:21.000 Bradley Martin.

01:07:22.000 Like, I could beat a professional fighter in a fight.

01:07:25.000 It's like, come on, man.

01:07:26.000 Well, he's also very smart, and he's doing this for clicks.

01:07:30.000 Oh, he knows.

01:07:31.000 Yeah, Bradley's a smart dude.

01:07:32.000 But I did see him actually spar with a black belt jujitsu guy that was his weight. 0.99

01:07:40.000 You know, obviously he got fucked up. 0.99

01:07:42.000 Who did that? 0.99

01:07:42.000 Who sparred with him? 0.99

01:07:43.000 I don't remember whose name it was, but I just watched it a couple days ago.

01:07:48.000 Somebody did spar with him.

01:07:49.000 Who is it?

01:07:50.000 I've seen it a few times.

01:07:51.000 It doesn't say in the info.

01:07:53.000 Yeah, I mean, look, Bradley is a super athlete.

01:07:56.000 Oh yeah, here it is right here.

01:07:57.000 I mean, he's a gigantic athlete.

01:07:59.000 I don't know who that is he's sparring with.

01:08:01.000 Where is Bradley?

01:08:03.000 He's in the blue.

01:08:05.000 That's him?

01:08:05.000 Yeah.

01:08:06.000 Is this a long time ago?

01:08:07.000 No, no.

01:08:08.000 This was two years ago.

01:08:10.000 He's done it recently, I think, but...

01:08:13.000 No, this ain't the video I watched.

01:08:16.000 So it looks in this video like he's just learning stuff.

01:08:19.000 No, the video I watched was recent. 0.99

01:08:21.000 He was getting fucked up. 0.99

01:08:23.000 He got real humble. 0.99

01:08:24.000 But again, they weren't in a street fight when, like, kicks and punches and everything's on the table?

01:08:29.000 Right.

01:08:29.000 So at least, but when it comes to jiu-jitsu, at least Bradley's done this, right?

01:08:33.000 So Bradley has done some rolling, and yeah, he's getting manhandled by a black belt, but we all would. 1.00

01:08:39.000 Right, right.

01:08:40.000 But at least he's got some grappling experience.

01:08:44.000 So I'm assuming he's done that.

01:08:45.000 He's probably done multiple classes.

01:08:47.000 So he probably has some understanding of positions, probably some understanding of...

01:08:50.000 But he's probably never been in a real... 0.72

01:08:51.000 Like, you know what it is to me is, like, people that have never been in a fight, what they don't understand is, you could do all the fucking training you want to, but if you ain't never got hit for real... 0.89

01:09:02.000 Right. 0.75

01:09:04.000 Your ability to take damage or avoid damage is most of winning a fight.

01:09:08.000 It's a lot of it. 0.98

01:09:09.000 So it's like that one, you know, like the type of motherfucker like Izzy that can take a leg kick from Poeton and keep fighting, most people don't got that in them. 1.00

01:09:19.000 Right. 0.99

01:09:19.000 You know, when you hit me with one leg kick and I'm out. 0.99

01:09:21.000 Right.

01:09:22.000 I'm out.

01:09:22.000 And you are too.

01:09:23.000 You haven't fought.

01:09:25.000 If you've never been in a fight, all you're doing is imagining.

01:09:28.000 Right. 1.00

01:09:29.000 It's like you don't know how you're going to react to getting hit in the fucking sternum. 0.99

01:09:33.000 So this is him rolling... 0.99

01:09:34.000 Different video, same guy.

01:09:35.000 I think he's wrestling the same guy, though.

01:09:36.000 Wrestling Steve, winner keeps the truck. 0.96

01:09:39.000 Oh, he's getting manhandled.

01:09:41.000 But that's just to be expected.

01:09:43.000 It doesn't matter how big you are.

01:09:44.000 I mean, that guy's big, too.

01:09:45.000 If you're grappling with a black belt in jiu-jitsu, you're going to get manhandled.

01:09:49.000 That's what that guy does every day. 0.99

01:09:50.000 You know, if you play chess with a guy who's a chess master, you're going to get fucked up. 0.98

01:09:54.000 I wish I had the money to put up to actually have him do it. 0.98

01:09:57.000 Oh, he gets triangle.

01:09:58.000 The MMA fight with Mighty Mouse. 0.98

01:10:01.000 Well, you don't want an MMA fight because if he picks him up and slams him on the ground, he could fuck Mighty Mouse up. 0.93

01:10:06.000 I don't know if he would be able to do that. 0.93

01:10:08.000 Mighty Mouse is so...

01:10:09.000 He's so technical.

01:10:11.000 He knows everything.

01:10:12.000 But the size difference is so great.

01:10:15.000 All it would take was one slip up.

01:10:16.000 It didn't get a hold of him and spike him on the ground.

01:10:19.000 Yeah.

01:10:19.000 We kind of saw that happen to...

01:10:21.000 Rose Namajunas got knocked out like that. 1.00

01:10:22.000 Right, right.

01:10:23.000 Yeah.

01:10:24.000 Yeah.

01:10:24.000 She was piecing her up before that.

01:10:26.000 She was.

01:10:27.000 She was.

01:10:28.000 She hasn't really been the same since.

01:10:31.000 Well, she broke her finger in the first round of her last fight. 1.00

01:10:36.000 People are criticizing her, saying she needs to go down to 125. Maybe. 0.98

01:10:41.000 But you can't discount that her finger was broken in the very first round.

01:10:45.000 Like, that's a giant factor, man. 1.00

01:10:47.000 Her finger was fucked up. 0.99

01:10:48.000 So she fought three rounds against a very, very tough, legitimate flyweight. 1.00

01:10:54.000 It was much bigger than her.

01:10:55.000 The girl looked jacked. 0.99

01:10:57.000 Ugh! 0.97

01:10:58.000 But Rose, in my mind, is one of the greatest strawweights of all time, and that's where she should be.

01:11:04.000 Yeah, agreed.

01:11:04.000 She's amazing at 115. I know it sucks to make 115, but that's the big fight, is if she really wants to keep fighting, she wants to go back down to flyweight, is, I mean, there's Tatiana Suarez down there, but Zhang Weili, she beat her twice.

01:11:19.000 So she knocked her out, and she beat her in a decision. 1.00

01:11:22.000 So they fought twice.

01:11:24.000 Yeah, but you know what, though?

01:11:26.000 That's a different Jean-Weili she gonna go down there and fight. 1.00

01:11:29.000 Yeah, cause she locked in.

01:11:32.000 Oh, she's locked in. 1.00

01:11:33.000 You know, like, and you always, she was always dangerous as fuck. 1.00

01:11:36.000 But I don't think... 0.99

01:11:37.000 She keeps getting better.

01:11:39.000 Yeah, it's been a couple years since Rose seen her.

01:11:43.000 I don't think that's the same fighter she fought before.

01:11:45.000 Jean-Weili is a tank, man.

01:11:47.000 She comes blasting you with kicks and punches. 1.00

01:11:49.000 Her grappling's sensational.

01:11:51.000 Ground and pound is vicious.

01:11:53.000 She's got a killer instinct.

01:11:54.000 I mean, she knocked out Ioana Jacek with a spinning back fist. 1.00

01:11:58.000 Like, she's a beast, man. 1.00

01:12:00.000 She's a fucking beast. 1.00

01:12:01.000 And I love me some Rose, but... 1.00

01:12:03.000 I do too.

01:12:04.000 I don't think she want that smoke.

01:12:05.000 Well, who knows, man.

01:12:06.000 Like I said, she beat her twice. 1.00

01:12:09.000 I think if they fought again, you know, if Rose gets her finger fixed and drops back down the flyway, that's a fight I'd like to see. 0.91

01:12:16.000 Oh, I'm definitely going to watch.

01:12:18.000 That's a fight I'd like to see.

01:12:19.000 But I remember when Rose won the title.

01:12:21.000 That was one of the best cards in UFC history.

01:12:24.000 You remember that?

01:12:25.000 Three titles changed hands that night. 0.93

01:12:27.000 It was Rose won the belt, and then who the fuck else was on that card? 1.00

01:12:33.000 It was two other title fights on that card. 0.95

01:12:35.000 I remember DC just yelling out, Thug Rose!

01:12:39.000 Thug Rose! 1.00

01:12:40.000 And that's when I didn't really know much.

01:12:42.000 I was just like, oh, I'm picking her. 0.69

01:12:44.000 She looked, and everybody was like, what?

01:12:45.000 I was like, yeah, yeah.

01:12:46.000 And she won.

01:12:47.000 I was like, oh, who is this lady? 0.99

01:12:48.000 When she crocked Ioana with that left hook, I was like, oh my god, she did it. 1.00

01:12:53.000 She beat the boogeyman. 1.00

01:12:54.000 She beat the boogeywoman. 1.00

01:12:56.000 But she was the boogeywoman too, man. 1.00

01:12:58.000 She was lighting people up.

01:12:59.000 If you ever saw, if you saw Ioannion Jacek in her prime, like, you want to see a wild beatdown?

01:13:06.000 Do Ioannion Jacek, Juliana Payne, no, um, uh, who was it?

01:13:13.000 It wasn't Juliana, um, it was, um, who did she fight? 0.86

01:13:19.000 Can I see her record real quick?

01:13:20.000 This was the night that the fights happened.

01:13:23.000 Jessica, Jessica Payne, that's who it was.

01:13:26.000 Go Rosnan, Eunice, Jessica, I mean not Rosnan, Eunice, Johanny and Jacek.

01:13:33.000 Yeah, the highlights.

01:13:34.000 This is perfect.

01:13:35.000 This is when she was the boogie woman, dude. 1.00

01:13:39.000 Look at that face.

01:13:41.000 Look at that face, dude.

01:13:43.000 And this is like when she was a multiple time world Muay Thai champion who now was in MMA. And so you got to see like a level of striking that you just never seen from women's MMA before. 0.52

01:13:57.000 When she came out of the scene, it was her and Valentina Simchenko were like, whoa, this is some next-level striking.

01:14:03.000 Just super technical. 0.99

01:14:05.000 You know, I mean, her fucking technique was fantastic. 1.00

01:14:11.000 Stuffed takedowns. 0.99

01:14:12.000 Go towards the end where you really see the beatdown.

01:14:14.000 So she starts putting it on her.

01:14:17.000 She starts putting it on her at the end of the second round. 0.75

01:14:20.000 Like, look at this.

01:14:21.000 I mean, Jessica Panetta's just getting battered.

01:14:24.000 Just getting battered.

01:14:25.000 And Ioana's just beating her down. 1.00

01:14:27.000 Like, look at this.

01:14:28.000 I mean, this was when everyone was really scared of Ioana.

01:14:32.000 Because she was just so aggressive. 1.00

01:14:35.000 And she would talk so much shit and get in your face at the weigh-ins. 1.00

01:14:38.000 And now she sees Jessica just busted up. 1.00

01:14:40.000 And she's just piecing her up.

01:14:43.000 And at the end, the final barrage is horrific, man.

01:14:48.000 Go to the final barrage and she has her up against the cage. 1.00

01:14:52.000 She just starts un-fucking-loading. 0.98

01:14:56.000 How did the ref not stop this? 0.99

01:14:59.000 How you complaining, girl?

01:15:02.000 She's complaining because she's a warrior. 1.00

01:15:04.000 She wants to fight, but that woman was the best. 1.00

01:15:07.000 Your corner should have thrown that towel in for her. 1.00

01:15:10.000 Let me hear what she's saying.

01:15:11.000 What is she screaming? 0.93

01:15:14.000 The Polish power!

01:15:15.000 The strawweight champion!

01:15:21.000 She's screaming, who's next? 1.00

01:15:24.000 If you're a 115-pound woman, you're like, fuck that. 1.00

01:15:27.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:15:28.000 Fuck. 1.00

01:15:29.000 Fuck getting smashed like that. 1.00

01:15:32.000 What happened to her, though? 1.00

01:15:33.000 She gone?

01:15:34.000 She just retired.

01:15:35.000 Yeah, she lost to Zhang Weili, and then she retired. 1.00

01:15:39.000 That was her last hurrah.

01:15:40.000 She had a lot of wars, man. 0.88

01:15:42.000 And those, they pay a price, you know?

01:15:45.000 I mean, Amanda Nunes just retired. 0.99

01:15:47.000 She's the GOAT. She had to retire. 1.00

01:15:49.000 She said her legs aren't working right. 1.00

01:15:50.000 Her legs have nerve damage, she said, from kicking too much ass. 1.00

01:15:54.000 Oh, right, right. 1.00

01:15:55.000 Yeah, no, I get that.

01:15:57.000 Retire is the GOAT. Don't, you know... 0.98

01:16:00.000 Like you said, we never get to see fighters really retire.

01:16:04.000 It's always too late.

01:16:05.000 It's never, like, early enough, you know?

01:16:07.000 There's very few that retire at the right time.

01:16:11.000 Very few.

01:16:11.000 I don't know any athletes that don't have some kind of long-term injury that's never gonna...

01:16:17.000 Yeah.

01:16:17.000 You know?

01:16:18.000 Mm-hmm.

01:16:19.000 Especially combat sports.

01:16:20.000 Especially fighters, yeah.

01:16:21.000 It's just so brutal on your body.

01:16:23.000 I mean, you're literally practicing breaking people's bodies, and just the practice is brutal.

01:16:29.000 So you're getting all this damage just from practice, and then you're having cage fights with people that are going 100% trying to kill you.

01:16:36.000 Man, that's why every athlete, when you see them in an interview, and they go...

01:16:39.000 Yeah, I'm healthier than I've ever been. 1.00

01:16:41.000 It's like, no, you're not, motherfucker. 1.00

01:16:45.000 That's what you're supposed to say. 1.00

01:16:47.000 This is the best I've ever felt.

01:16:48.000 No, it ain't.

01:16:49.000 No way.

01:16:49.000 Well, some of them have pulled it off.

01:16:51.000 It's amazing how some guys just don't get injured that much.

01:16:54.000 It's real weird.

01:16:55.000 LeBron James.

01:16:57.000 He spends a lot of money though on just maintaining his health, just maintaining his massages and physical therapy.

01:17:05.000 He treats his body like it's a pit crew at a race stop.

01:17:09.000 He's in a race car.

01:17:11.000 That's the money maker.

01:17:13.000 He might be the most durable superstar that's ever played any sport.

01:17:18.000 Does he very, very rarely get injured?

01:17:21.000 I can only remember him being like, I mean, he's never been seriously injured, like when he had to miss a whole season or nothing like that.

01:17:27.000 That's never happened.

01:17:28.000 And I think the first time he really got hurt for real was like recently, in year 18 or something.

01:17:36.000 Wow.

01:17:37.000 How old is he now?

01:17:40.000 39. 39?

01:17:41.000 He may have needed foot surgery in the offseason, but I don't think they're going to say that.

01:17:45.000 Oh, like he just started getting injured at a time where most people have had multiple surgeries by now.

01:17:54.000 Bro, they probably get him the best stem cells.

01:17:58.000 Oh, yeah.

01:17:59.000 They fly him straight to Ukraine.

01:18:02.000 Yeah, bro. 1.00

01:18:03.000 No, they fly him to the jungle and knock a child out in the jungle right there and just take their shit. 0.99

01:18:12.000 If you're of that kind of resources, like you're a super athlete, the doctors that you're in contact with must be just top. 0.99

01:18:19.000 If I was a superstar in the NBA, the first thing I would do is call Magda Johnson and be like, where are your doctors at?

01:18:25.000 Right.

01:18:26.000 I want them working on every problem, my guy.

01:18:29.000 Yeah.

01:18:30.000 Because remember the whole HIV thing?

01:18:33.000 Nobody had heard of nobody beating HIV before him.

01:18:37.000 Right.

01:18:38.000 Yeah, so that's the first doctor I want to see.

01:18:40.000 I wonder what medication he took, if he took anything.

01:18:44.000 Back in the day when everybody was taking AZT and dying.

01:18:47.000 Yeah, well, I think by the time he had it, AZT wasn't the main thing they was giving you.

01:18:52.000 But also, I think he had the resources to mitigate all the side effects.

01:18:59.000 Yeah.

01:19:00.000 Yeah.

01:19:00.000 But I don't know.

01:19:02.000 But you know what's funny?

01:19:03.000 My uncle was HIV positive.

01:19:05.000 He lived for a long time.

01:19:08.000 Jeff Scott was HIV positive.

01:19:09.000 Right, right.

01:19:10.000 Yeah, and that dude.

01:19:11.000 Now, see, that's a survivor because Jeff Scott had it when it was grids.

01:19:15.000 Right.

01:19:15.000 It was gay-related disease.

01:19:18.000 The key weapon beginning was a regimen of three or four antiretroviral drugs, collectively known as antiretroviral therapy, or ART. So it was after the AZT days.

01:19:27.000 They told me that the three-drug combination was going to save my life, and they were right.

01:19:32.000 Hmm.

01:19:33.000 Huh.

01:19:34.000 There you go. 1.00

01:19:35.000 So why they wouldn't give that shit to everybody? 1.00

01:19:37.000 Maybe they didn't have it yet. 1.00

01:19:38.000 Maybe it was just like...

01:19:39.000 Maybe it was just super expensive at the time.

01:19:41.000 Maybe.

01:19:41.000 Yeah, maybe insurance didn't cover it.

01:19:43.000 Yeah, but now...

01:19:44.000 You know what's so funny?

01:19:45.000 Isn't it wild how now we...

01:19:47.000 No one's scared of it.

01:19:48.000 It's not that...

01:19:49.000 Well, I still don't want to get it.

01:19:51.000 But it's not a death sentence no more.

01:19:54.000 Right.

01:19:54.000 Yeah.

01:19:55.000 It's still going to significantly diminish how many people will fuck you, though. 1.00

01:19:59.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:20:00.000 Yeah.

01:20:00.000 Especially if you're honest.

01:20:02.000 You gotta be honest.

01:20:03.000 Yeah, about that one.

01:20:04.000 You gotta be honest about that one.

01:20:08.000 If it's not a life-threatening thing, I don't think you've got to be honest about everything.

01:20:12.000 That was the scariest thing about AIDS is that there's a thing that you get from having sex that could kill you, but you're going to want to have sex. 0.98

01:20:21.000 So be careful. 0.81

01:20:22.000 Be careful.

01:20:24.000 You don't want to die. 1.00

01:20:25.000 Whenever it's the most dangerous to fuck, that's what people be fucking the most. 1.00

01:20:28.000 That didn't stop nobody from fucking. 1.00

01:20:30.000 Nope. 0.99

01:20:31.000 Not for a second.

01:20:32.000 That's why it's wild to me when politicians try to... 0.99

01:20:34.000 When they try to legislate morality, it was like, hey, you're not going to stop people from fucking. 1.00

01:20:38.000 Yeah, and not only that, you're not going to stop fucking, so shut up. 1.00

01:20:40.000 Speaking of, bro, you know, I told you Mexico just passed, just legalized abortion nationwide. 1.00

01:20:45.000 Yeah, we were talking about that last night.

01:20:47.000 Mexico's ahead of us. 0.81

01:20:48.000 Yeah.

01:20:49.000 In social...

01:20:50.000 Well, also, they recognize an opportunity for tourism.

01:20:55.000 Oh, yeah.

01:20:58.000 What do you think about that?

01:20:59.000 100%.

01:20:59.000 They already have a stem cell tourism.

01:21:01.000 They have an Ibogaine therapy tourism.

01:21:06.000 Yeah, I gotta visit Mexico legitly instead of just the border towns.

01:21:11.000 Yeah.

01:21:12.000 Mexico is a beautiful place.

01:21:14.000 Yeah.

01:21:15.000 It's a beautiful place, but it's just like... 1.00

01:21:18.000 It's kind of fucked because of America. 1.00

01:21:21.000 Because of American drug laws. 0.99

01:21:22.000 Like, American drug laws have propped up the cartel just like Prohibition propped up the mob.

01:21:27.000 Do you think the cartel is paying lobbyists to keep drugs illegal here?

01:21:33.000 If I was a cartel, I would do that.

01:21:34.000 That would be the smart move.

01:21:35.000 If you could get a hold of them.

01:21:37.000 Yeah.

01:21:37.000 If you could call them up.

01:21:38.000 My friend. 1.00

01:21:40.000 That cartel shit... 1.00

01:21:41.000 What do we have to do? 1.00

01:21:41.000 It blows my mind that, like... 1.00

01:21:44.000 We were helping the cartels move drugs into the country while simultaneously enforcing drugs being illegal.

01:21:57.000 Who's we?

01:21:58.000 Who's doing that?

01:21:59.000 I mean, just us as a country.

01:22:00.000 Like, the CIA was letting cocaine come in.

01:22:03.000 Yeah.

01:22:06.000 But at the same time, the DEA was arresting drug traffickers.

01:22:15.000 I think the cocaine was how the CIA was paying for certain stuff because it was money they didn't have to be in the federal budget.

01:22:27.000 That's definitely the case with Oliver North.

01:22:30.000 That was the case in There was a case with Freeway Ricky Ross in Compton in South Central LA. And we found out about it because of this guy, Michael Rupert, who was on the podcast back in the day.

01:22:46.000 Michael Rupert was in that documentary, Collapse.

01:22:49.000 Did you ever see that documentary?

01:22:51.000 It's a documentary about the collapse of peak oil and societal collapse because we're so dependent upon fossil fuels.

01:22:59.000 Turned out to not be correct.

01:23:01.000 But what he was predicting.

01:23:03.000 But what he was right about was how dependent we are on fossil fuels.

01:23:07.000 And he was detailing the supply chain.

01:23:09.000 So he's sitting there.

01:23:10.000 The whole documentary is him sitting there in this room on a folding chair just smoking cigarettes.

01:23:16.000 And just telling you why all these things are a problem, because they're all connected.

01:23:21.000 And it's a very compelling documentary.

01:23:23.000 Well, Michael Rupert was a narcotics officer in L.A., and he caught the CIA selling drugs in South Central L.A. and then exposed it on a hearing on CNN, like this big town hearing.

01:23:40.000 Have you ever seen this?

01:23:41.000 Mm-mm.

01:23:42.000 Jamie will pull it up.

01:23:44.000 It's wild.

01:23:45.000 He was a really interesting guy.

01:23:48.000 Last time I saw him, he gave me mushrooms.

01:23:50.000 How did they catch him?

01:23:52.000 How did he catch the CIA? Well, he was a narcotics officer.

01:23:55.000 So he was arresting people for selling drugs.

01:23:57.000 Here, play this.

01:23:59.000 I am a former Los Angeles police narcotics detective, and I work South Central Los Angeles, and I will tell you, Director Deutsch, emphatically...

01:24:07.000 Can you speak further into the mic, sir?

01:24:08.000 These mics don't seem to be... 1.00

01:24:10.000 I will tell you, Director Deutch, as a former Los Angeles police narcotics detective, that the agency has dealt drugs throughout this country for a long time.

01:24:32.000 All right!

01:24:33.000 All right!

01:24:35.000 Alright, obviously that is an answer for a lot of you.

01:24:39.000 Now can you please?

01:24:40.000 Alright, now can you please?

01:24:43.000 Wait, wait, wait.

01:24:47.000 Wait a minute.

01:24:54.000 So that guy at the table is from the CIA. Wait a minute here.

01:25:01.000 Wait a minute.

01:25:02.000 If you don't like what's going on here, please leave now.

01:25:07.000 No, no, no.

01:25:08.000 Leave. 0.99

01:25:08.000 No, no, no. 0.99

01:25:09.000 Leave now because there are others who do want to hear what's going on in this room.

01:25:14.000 Will you please take your seats?

01:25:16.000 I will come back to you as we roll back across to the center section.

01:25:24.000 Director Deutsch, I will refer you to three specific agency operations known as Amadeus, Pegasus, and Watchtower.

01:25:31.000 I have Watchtower documents heavily redacted by the agency.

01:25:35.000 I was personally exposed to CIA operations and recruited by CIA personnel who attempted to recruit me in the late 70s to become involved in protecting agency drug operations in this country.

01:25:46.000 I have been trying to get this out for 18 years, and I have the evidence.

01:25:50.000 My question for you is very specific, sir.

01:25:52.000 If in the course of the IG's investigations, Fred Hitz's work, you come across evidence of severely criminal activity and it's classified, will you use that classification to hide the criminal activity or will you tell the American people the truth?

01:26:24.000 The director of the CIA. Wait!

01:26:28.000 Wait a minute!

01:26:29.000 From York, from York, I'm sorry, sir.

01:26:34.000 I will allow the director to speak first and then Congressman Julian Dixon.

01:26:40.000 If you have information about CIA illegal activity in drugs, you should immediately bring that information Wow,

01:27:08.000 now you're playing in my face.

01:27:14.000 I am sorry.

01:27:15.000 Others want to hear this answer.

01:27:18.000 It is your choice, the Los Angeles Police Department, the Inspector General, or office of one of your congresspersons from this...

01:27:31.000 I did that 18 years ago, sir, and I got shot at for it.

01:27:35.000 Wait a minute.

01:27:36.000 Wait a minute, sir.

01:27:37.000 Wait a minute.

01:27:39.000 Wait a minute.

01:27:40.000 Wait a minute, sir.

01:27:42.000 And?

01:27:42.000 Sir, you have not gotten the mic yet.

01:27:45.000 You are not.

01:27:46.000 But wait a minute, then don't speak out of turn.

01:27:48.000 Let me say something else.

01:27:50.000 If this information turns up wrongdoing, if it turns up wrongdoing, We will bring the people to justice and make them accountable.

01:28:08.000 You think there's even a possibility that that's true?

01:28:10.000 What do you say?

01:28:11.000 If it's true...

01:28:12.000 Well...

01:28:13.000 If it's true...

01:28:14.000 I've heard rumblings.

01:28:15.000 Right.

01:28:16.000 Which is a magical way.

01:28:17.000 Hey, bring it to one of the offices where we have people that work for us. 0.95

01:28:20.000 Yeah.

01:28:21.000 They'll definitely take care of it appropriately.

01:28:24.000 Right.

01:28:24.000 I'm surprised they let him live.

01:28:26.000 Yeah.

01:28:27.000 He was worried about it, too.

01:28:28.000 Well, they...

01:28:28.000 But they know...

01:28:29.000 See, they know that if they kill you, it makes what you said seem true. 0.99

01:28:33.000 If they let you live, they can always accuse you of being crazy. 0.78

01:28:36.000 He wound up taking his own life.

01:28:38.000 Where?

01:28:39.000 Yeah.

01:28:41.000 Yeah.

01:28:42.000 I think his health was veiling him.

01:28:43.000 He's getting older.

01:28:44.000 And it's just like that life is very...

01:28:46.000 The life of exposing extreme corruption all the time and being right about it is very scary.

01:28:52.000 It's a horrible life. 1.00

01:28:54.000 You gotta be willing to kill a motherfucker. 1.00

01:28:55.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:28:56.000 It's just a horrible life.

01:28:57.000 And to go from being a guy who's a narcotics officer in L.A. and discovers that and just gets dragged down this rabbit hole...

01:29:06.000 Did you see the movie collapse, though?

01:29:07.000 It's pretty interesting.

01:29:08.000 See if you've got a trailer.

01:29:09.000 Yeah, it's like no CIA agent has gone to prison for cocaine trafficking.

01:29:13.000 Weird.

01:29:14.000 And that's how it gets here.

01:29:16.000 Weird.

01:29:16.000 That's crazy.

01:29:17.000 Weird.

01:29:18.000 Yeah, Freeway Ricky Ross, he's been on the podcast a couple times, too, and he's the guy who was selling it in South Central Los Angeles.

01:29:25.000 He didn't even know what he was a part of, that he was funding.

01:29:28.000 Maybe the greatest preventable holocaust in the history of planet Earth. 0.99

01:29:35.000 I have 30 years of experience as an investigative journalist.

01:29:38.000 I've broken major scandals.

01:29:40.000 Going out to try and map how the world really worked as opposed to the way we were told it worked.

01:29:45.000 Our map has proven deadly accurate.

01:29:48.000 My economic predictions, we had it so right.

01:29:51.000 In 2006, we said, get out of debt right now.

01:29:54.000 Check your mortgage carefully.

01:29:56.000 We issued a whole series of warnings.

01:29:58.000 There will be nothing like we have ever seen before.

01:30:02.000 Everything that we said was gonna happen is taking place right now.

01:30:06.000 Gold prices, Pakistan, Afghanistan, the stock market.

01:30:09.000 It's not that Bernie Madoff was a pyramid scheme.

01:30:12.000 The whole economy is a pyramid scheme.

01:30:17.000 Of course I've been called a conspiracy theorist.

01:30:20.000 But I don't deal in conspiracy theory, I deal in conspiracy fact.

01:30:25.000 The mortal blow to human industrialized civilization will happen when oil prices spike and nobody can afford to buy that oil and everything will just shut down.

01:30:37.000 Unlike the Great Depression, we do not have infinite resources.

01:30:40.000 Nothing grows forever.

01:30:42.000 There is a cycle.

01:30:43.000 Birth, growth, maturation, decline and death.

01:30:49.000 Cars don't run.

01:30:50.000 The mail stops getting delivered.

01:30:52.000 Planes don't fly.

01:30:53.000 Law enforcement stops working.

01:30:54.000 This is all part of the collapse.

01:30:57.000 If you're in a camp and a bear attacks, you don't have to be faster than the bear.

01:31:02.000 You only have to be faster than the slowest camper.

01:31:06.000 The challenge being faced by the human race now is either evolve or perish, grow up or die.

01:31:13.000 You have to believe, not hope, not pray, that there's a way out of it, and you're going to find it.

01:31:25.000 He's basically a prepper.

01:31:26.000 He was.

01:31:27.000 He's basically telling you, start growing your own food.

01:31:31.000 Get something that you can treat water with.

01:31:34.000 This is a fragile society we live in.

01:31:38.000 That's completely depending on us sucking blood out of the earth to pump everything. 0.76

01:31:44.000 That's what we're doing.

01:31:45.000 We're sucking the blood of the earth that we use to make plastic and jet fuel.

01:31:53.000 Yeah.

01:31:55.000 Silicon.

01:31:56.000 I mean, think about all the different plastic parts that are just in electronics.

01:32:00.000 It's oil.

01:32:02.000 You know, it's part of the reason why we couldn't really...

01:32:04.000 Why the sanctions on Russia didn't really stick.

01:32:08.000 We hit Russia with the most economic sanctions that anyone's ever been hit with.

01:32:13.000 And it's barely phased them because...

01:32:16.000 They sell oil.

01:32:17.000 They sell oil.

01:32:19.000 They're the number two, I think the number two oil supplier in the world, and then maybe number one natural gas supplier.

01:32:27.000 And China buys, China like needs them.

01:32:30.000 What?

01:32:30.000 And so does Europe.

01:32:31.000 Who got hurt most by the pipeline shutting down?

01:32:36.000 At first it was Europe.

01:32:37.000 It was Europe?

01:32:38.000 Yeah.

01:32:39.000 Yeah, because they...

01:32:40.000 And now are they just buying gas from Russia?

01:32:43.000 Europe?

01:32:44.000 Yeah.

01:32:45.000 No, now they have...

01:32:46.000 Now they're buying...

01:32:47.000 I think their gas comes from, you know, us.

01:32:49.000 Mostly us.

01:32:50.000 No, that was from Russia to Europe, right?

01:32:52.000 Right.

01:32:52.000 From Russia to Europe.

01:32:53.000 Europe was their number one customer.

01:32:55.000 And someone blew it up.

01:32:57.000 Someone.

01:32:59.000 Well, the sanctions made Europe stop buying gas from Russia.

01:33:02.000 I don't know who blew up the pipe or why.

01:33:05.000 Probably us.

01:33:06.000 Yeah, they say it's us.

01:33:08.000 That's what Seymour Hersh said.

01:33:09.000 Yeah, I mean, come on.

01:33:10.000 Yeah.

01:33:11.000 We probably blew up that plane, too.

01:33:13.000 That had that...

01:33:14.000 Pogosian in it?

01:33:15.000 Yeah.

01:33:15.000 You think so?

01:33:16.000 I think so.

01:33:17.000 I wouldn't be surprised.

01:33:17.000 I mean, it's either Putin or us.

01:33:21.000 You know, it wasn't an accident.

01:33:23.000 Yeah, most likely.

01:33:25.000 When a guy's about to surge Moscow with tanks, And he turns around and goes back.

01:33:31.000 He doesn't have much time to live.

01:33:32.000 Yeah, you gotta take that man out.

01:33:33.000 Yeah, that guy's...

01:33:34.000 He's dangerous.

01:33:35.000 Yeah.

01:33:36.000 I mean, I don't know what he thought.

01:33:37.000 And, like, his whole...

01:33:38.000 His whole leadership was on that plane, which is also crazy.

01:33:42.000 Yeah.

01:33:43.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:33:44.000 Like, you don't see...

01:33:44.000 It's pretty wild.

01:33:44.000 The vice president don't fly with the president.

01:33:46.000 Right.

01:33:47.000 That's crazy.

01:33:48.000 It is crazy.

01:33:49.000 Along with, like, the third, fourth, and fifth person in the line.

01:33:51.000 They never on the same plane.

01:33:52.000 That's insane.

01:33:53.000 Imagine if both planes went down.

01:33:54.000 Yeah.

01:33:54.000 I wonder, is the vice president's plane Air Force 2?

01:33:57.000 Is that what they call it?

01:33:59.000 I don't know.

01:34:02.000 Probably.

01:34:03.000 Makes sense, right?

01:34:05.000 Yeah, I think so.

01:34:05.000 Well, it turns out that the Air Force One is whatever plane the president's on.

01:34:11.000 I mean, it is a specific plane, I guess.

01:34:14.000 Maybe there's two or three of them.

01:34:16.000 Yeah.

01:34:16.000 Air Force Two's call sign held by any United States Air Force aircraft carrying the Vice President.

01:34:22.000 There's something absolutely hilarious about Trump's name on his plane.

01:34:26.000 Just Trump. 1.00

01:34:27.000 Oh, he used the Trump plane for his presidential shit? 1.00

01:34:30.000 No, I mean, he does it now. 0.99

01:34:31.000 He flies around the Trump plane now.

01:34:33.000 I'm sure he's got more than one plane, too, but he's got a giant-ass one, like a commercial plane.

01:34:40.000 What's the point of that?

01:34:41.000 He's got a lot of room in there.

01:34:43.000 How big is Trump's plane?

01:34:44.000 Isn't it like a 767 or something crazy like that?

01:34:46.000 The Trump Force one is a 757. 757. Oh, they call it Trump Force One?

01:34:51.000 That's a big-ass plane.

01:34:53.000 What does it look like inside?

01:34:54.000 The pictures of the inside of Trump's plane?

01:34:58.000 Um...

01:34:59.000 I bet there's a lot of dudes who compete who's got the most baller interior in your private chat.

01:35:06.000 Just imagine.

01:35:09.000 Imagine eating dinner with Trump.

01:35:11.000 He wants his Wagyu A5 well done.

01:35:16.000 That's what it looks like?

01:35:18.000 Looks like a normal jet.

01:35:20.000 It's a hundred million dollars? 1.00

01:35:21.000 Damn. 0.99

01:35:22.000 So he's got like a little desk there. 1.00

01:35:25.000 That's like a... 0.94

01:35:26.000 Just a big ass private jet. 0.87

01:35:29.000 It looks very nice. 0.90

01:35:31.000 Yeah.

01:35:31.000 Big screen in the back.

01:35:33.000 This is Air Force One.

01:35:34.000 It's got like a... 1.00

01:35:35.000 Air Force One's got like a fucking U.S. office. 1.00

01:35:39.000 Whoa. 0.99

01:35:40.000 Is there really like a pod in Air Force One where the president can go in and parachute to the ground?

01:35:46.000 I guarantee there is.

01:35:49.000 There's some way.

01:35:51.000 Imagine being in the Secret Service knowing you're gonna die and you gotta get Biden in that pod.

01:35:55.000 Well knowing you might have to go to prison with Trump.

01:35:58.000 How is that going to work?

01:36:00.000 Who's volunteering for that?

01:36:01.000 You got to spend some of your days in prison because they got to be with him no matter what.

01:36:05.000 Even if he's in prison?

01:36:06.000 Even if he's in prison.

01:36:07.000 They have to protect him until he dies.

01:36:09.000 So if he goes to prison, Secret Service has to protect him in prison?

01:36:11.000 Yeah, for the rest of your life.

01:36:12.000 If you were ever president, you get that protection forever.

01:36:15.000 Is that true?

01:36:16.000 Well, the thing is, it's never happened before.

01:36:18.000 No president's ever gone to prison.

01:36:20.000 So I think they would avoid sending him to prison just for that complication.

01:36:24.000 It was just in the movie, Air Force One.

01:36:27.000 What?

01:36:28.000 That was just a thing for the movie.

01:36:30.000 Oh, the pod, the escape pod?

01:36:31.000 Yeah, like Harrison Ford.

01:36:32.000 Oh, but you don't think there's really a way?

01:36:34.000 Because, bro, you know what?

01:36:34.000 I just found out that there's really another secret subway system in the Capitol.

01:36:41.000 What?

01:36:42.000 Yeah, that the politicians use, the president uses.

01:36:44.000 That's why you never see Obama walking from the White House to Congress.

01:36:48.000 He just pops up at Congress because he can just get...

01:36:51.000 There's like a...

01:36:52.000 It's tiny too.

01:36:54.000 The political elite subway system.

01:36:56.000 Yep.

01:36:57.000 They must feel like ballers.

01:37:00.000 Oh my god.

01:37:00.000 You know when you're running the country?

01:37:03.000 This is it?

01:37:04.000 Yeah.

01:37:04.000 It's small, and they're like see-through carts, and they all see each other when they're going from room to room also.

01:37:08.000 Was this in House of Cards?

01:37:10.000 I think it has been.

01:37:11.000 Yeah, it has been, but also he killed people in the regular subway.

01:37:14.000 Yeah, he killed someone in the regular subway, right?

01:37:17.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:37:17.000 That was a great fucking show. 1.00

01:37:19.000 It was so good. 1.00

01:37:21.000 Such a good show.

01:37:22.000 And it made you wonder...

01:37:23.000 Like, okay, I mean, obviously this is fiction, but how much is real?

01:37:28.000 How much is accurate?

01:37:29.000 How much of it this is based on what people know about how psychotic...

01:37:34.000 All those things have happened.

01:37:35.000 It probably didn't happen to the people.

01:37:38.000 They probably changed the names and situations and stuff, but they've definitely murdered people.

01:37:42.000 For sure.

01:37:43.000 Well, they certainly, I mean, if you just think about what they're willing to do in other countries that they know is not true.

01:37:50.000 That's going to cost lives.

01:37:52.000 Sacrifice people left and right.

01:37:53.000 They don't think about that at all.

01:37:55.000 Like, when you're talking about, say, drone strikes.

01:38:00.000 You know, drone strikes are the ratio of innocent people that get killed by drones.

01:38:05.000 It's crazy, crazy high.

01:38:07.000 But you can justify that.

01:38:08.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:38:08.000 So if you can justify that, of course you can justify taking out some asshole who's causing problems. 1.00

01:38:14.000 Especially if you're really a true believer. 0.99

01:38:17.000 Like, if you really...

01:38:18.000 If you really thought that you were right and everyone else was wrong about the direction America should go in, wouldn't you do anything in your power to make sure your vision came to true?

01:38:29.000 Yeah.

01:38:30.000 So they're willing to do anything.

01:38:33.000 And some of them just weren't powerful, but most of them, I think, to them, they genuinely believe. 1.00

01:38:38.000 Like, they believe their bullshit. 1.00

01:38:40.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:38:40.000 Long ago. 1.00

01:38:41.000 So they genuinely believe that they're doing what's best, and the other side is trying to destroy everything.

01:38:45.000 So they'll cheat. 0.77

01:38:46.000 They'll kill, steal. 0.99

01:38:48.000 Yeah.

01:38:49.000 Especially if you consider how every single ruling class throughout history has done that to their people.

01:38:56.000 Oh, yeah.

01:38:57.000 They've all done it.

01:38:58.000 And they've all assassinated each other.

01:39:00.000 Like, the idea that that's stopped now...

01:39:02.000 And think about the fact, they want their grip on power so badly that no matter how many signs of dementia and deterioration that are exhibited by Joe Biden or Mitch McConnell or Dianne Feinstein, no one's calling for him to resign. 0.99

01:39:20.000 The motherfucker froze up twice. 0.99

01:39:27.000 How is that acceptable to anybody? 1.00

01:39:29.000 It's like if you're having a FaceTime call with someone in bad service.

01:39:34.000 Right!

01:39:34.000 Just freeze up.

01:39:36.000 Like Mitch McConnell was getting the update.

01:39:39.000 He was back buffering.

01:39:41.000 I don't know.

01:39:42.000 He's just...

01:39:44.000 Really old.

01:39:44.000 And then they get the federal doctors to say, oh, it wasn't a stroke.

01:39:48.000 What the fuck was it then? 0.99

01:39:49.000 It wasn't a stroke. 1.00

01:39:50.000 It's brain short-circuited.

01:39:51.000 It didn't bleed.

01:39:54.000 Just shut off parts of it.

01:39:55.000 But it was something that means you shouldn't be making major decisions. 0.99

01:39:59.000 You can go sit your ass down. 0.99

01:40:00.000 The face he made. 1.00

01:40:02.000 Like, what kind of hell have I found myself in at 80 years old?

01:40:08.000 What have I done?

01:40:10.000 There's no joy left in my life.

01:40:12.000 He's like, I'm not going anywhere.

01:40:13.000 The Kentucky Republican said he would finish his term as leader, which runs through 2024, and in the Senate, where he was elected to serve through 2026. Of course he is.

01:40:23.000 Why shouldn't he?

01:40:24.000 I got news for you, Mitch.

01:40:26.000 You're not going to make it that long, bro. 0.86

01:40:28.000 Well, maybe he wants to die out there.

01:40:30.000 Yeah, those freezers are going to get longer and longer and longer.

01:40:32.000 Yeah.

01:40:33.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:40:34.000 What I'm asking is, at what point do, even if you're on his side, at what point do you go, we can't go back?

01:40:42.000 What has to happen for you to be like, he's done?

01:40:45.000 Well, you start looking for other jobs immediately, for sure.

01:40:48.000 If you're in the staff, you start looking for other jobs right now.

01:40:51.000 I think he would have to do something that not even the shrewdest spin doctor could explain away.

01:40:57.000 See, the thing is though, the problem is, if he's loyal to his party, and this is the problem with a lot of them, you don't want to give up your seat.

01:41:08.000 Because then there's another election, right?

01:41:10.000 And then someone else comes in, and that person could be a Republican.

01:41:13.000 Well, the thing is, it's another election, but in most states, The governor of the state gets to appoint the replacement senator until the election.

01:41:24.000 Really?

01:41:24.000 Yeah, and so Kentucky's one of those rare states where all their senators are on the right, but their governor is a Democrat.

01:41:33.000 Interesting.

01:41:34.000 And I think they're trying to introduce legislation where the governor doesn't get to pick, like the same party gets to choose, because that's what they're afraid of.

01:41:43.000 Of course.

01:41:44.000 That's why they won't let D.C. be a state.

01:41:45.000 That's why they won't let Puerto Rico be a state, because it's automatically blue.

01:41:49.000 Right, right, right.

01:41:51.000 D.C. has been blue forever.

01:41:53.000 Right.

01:41:54.000 But when we have a senator, we don't have voting power.

01:41:56.000 He can't vote.

01:41:57.000 Interesting.

01:41:58.000 Yeah.

01:41:59.000 That's interesting.

01:42:00.000 Yeah, D.C. is the only city in America that has taxation without representation.

01:42:04.000 Do you think the Electoral College makes sense, or do you think people should just be one person, one vote?

01:42:12.000 That's tough.

01:42:14.000 Because I understand the reasoning behind the Electoral College.

01:42:18.000 Because they didn't want the biggest states to just dominate choices for everyone.

01:42:26.000 Right.

01:42:26.000 But I think that's just antiquated now, man.

01:42:30.000 Yeah, just for president?

01:42:32.000 I don't even think it should go by state.

01:42:34.000 It should just be straight up popular vote for the whole country.

01:42:37.000 Maybe.

01:42:38.000 Yeah, like when Hillary won the popular vote. 0.99

01:42:41.000 But Trump won the Electoral College. 1.00

01:42:44.000 A lot of people are like, well, that's some bullshit. 0.98

01:42:48.000 Yeah, but were you only saying that because it was not to your benefit? 0.99

01:42:52.000 No.

01:42:53.000 No, I wasn't a Hillary fan. 1.00

01:42:55.000 But I thought about it and I was like, that is some bullshit. 0.98

01:42:57.000 Like, if you win, more people want you and we're all together. 0.99

01:43:01.000 Like, what is this funky Electoral College bullshit about? 0.75

01:43:04.000 And I get what you just explained. 0.98

01:43:06.000 It makes sense. 1.00

01:43:07.000 But still, part of me is like, fuck out of here with that. 1.00

01:43:10.000 Yeah, yeah. 1.00

01:43:11.000 Yeah, you're right.

01:43:12.000 How much did she win by? 0.96

01:43:15.000 I think Hillary won by a lot. 1.00

01:43:17.000 By a whole lot.

01:43:18.000 Yeah, like, what was the margin of her victory in the overall votes?

01:43:24.000 I think her overall votes were way higher.

01:43:27.000 Yeah, but see, the other side of that, though, is, too, is like, but if we go to only popular vote, that means the small states basically don't count.

01:43:34.000 What do you think it would have been like if she won?

01:43:38.000 I think it would have been more of the same from Obama, but maybe a little more corporate.

01:43:43.000 There'd definitely been less ladies with sock hats screaming in the streets. 1.00

01:43:50.000 What is the number?

01:43:52.000 Three million.

01:43:54.000 Wow.

01:43:55.000 Almost three million.

01:43:56.000 She beat him by almost three million votes in the popular vote.

01:44:00.000 But he won most of the states.

01:44:02.000 Yeah, 304 to 227 in Electoral College.

01:44:06.000 That's kind of crazy.

01:44:08.000 Isn't that kind of crazy?

01:44:09.000 It's wild.

01:44:10.000 It is kind of crazy.

01:44:11.000 It's just weird.

01:44:12.000 At the same time, though, the bigger states have the most votes.

01:44:15.000 California's 55. That's nuts.

01:44:18.000 That is nuts.

01:44:19.000 California's so dangerous.

01:44:21.000 Well, it's the biggest state by population.

01:44:23.000 So how many electoral votes you get is based on population.

01:44:26.000 Yes.

01:44:28.000 Yeah.

01:44:28.000 I don't know.

01:44:29.000 I don't know.

01:44:30.000 But even in that state, there's a lot of people outside of Los Angeles and outside of San Francisco that are red. 0.97

01:44:37.000 If you drive up through Fresno, drive up that area, it's all farmers and shit like that. 0.90

01:44:42.000 It's a very rural part of California that people forget about. 0.75

01:44:45.000 I think the thing we really need to change is we need a parliamentary system so that it's not just two parties.

01:44:53.000 That's a good idea.

01:44:55.000 And also, we need to be able to take corporate money out.

01:44:58.000 That's the craziest thing about California.

01:45:01.000 Only five countries have a bigger GDP than California, including America.

01:45:05.000 Including the one it's in.

01:45:06.000 Wow.

01:45:08.000 So we're above France, India, Italy, and Brazil in California.

01:45:14.000 United Kingdom is just slightly more GDP than California.

01:45:19.000 That's insane.

01:45:20.000 There's so many people there, man.

01:45:22.000 It makes sense.

01:45:23.000 It's just like, what are they doing to that state?

01:45:26.000 What are they doing? 0.83

01:45:28.000 Between the homelessness and the smashing grabs and the fucking defunding the police and the not arresting people for shoplifting and like... 0.87

01:45:37.000 What are you doing? 0.97

01:45:39.000 Are you guys trying to ruin that state?

01:45:43.000 It's Burning Man.

01:45:45.000 The state's slowly turning into Burning Man.

01:45:47.000 It's way worse than Burning Man.

01:45:49.000 Yeah.

01:45:50.000 It's Mad Max.

01:45:51.000 You know, I visited there recently.

01:45:54.000 You know, it is certain stuff that I miss, you know, because there's a certain feeling and nostalgia about L.A., you know?

01:46:00.000 Yeah, sure.

01:46:00.000 Where you get there and you're like, yeah, this is L.A. And then after a few days, it was like visiting family.

01:46:04.000 It was like after a few days, I'm like, okay, I'm good.

01:46:06.000 I remember why I left.

01:46:07.000 Yeah.

01:46:08.000 There's a lot of great stuff about LA. Oh, man, yeah.

01:46:11.000 But it's just not the same LA. The way I describe it, it's like you had an ex-girlfriend, she used to be really cool, and then you meet her a few years later and she's on meth and she works for the cartel.

01:46:20.000 Like, what happened?

01:46:21.000 Right.

01:46:22.000 What are you doing? 0.96

01:46:22.000 She's got scars from stuff and combing her titties. 0.96

01:46:25.000 She's just all fucked up. 1.00

01:46:25.000 Like, yeah, well, take care. 1.00

01:46:29.000 It's just...

01:46:30.000 We've all been there.

01:46:31.000 It's been, you know, it's been ravaged.

01:46:34.000 The city's been ravaged.

01:46:36.000 You know, it's just a different place now.

01:46:39.000 It's a different place. 0.86

01:46:40.000 And I don't know what the fuck is ever going to turn that around, other than some radical shift in the way they run the government. 0.66

01:46:46.000 And then a massive uptick in doing something to mitigate crime. 0.96

01:46:52.000 You got to do something in the community, with police.

01:46:55.000 They really have to go over how they're spending their money.

01:46:57.000 Yeah, that too. 0.98

01:46:58.000 Like, how come you guys haven't done jack shit about this homeless problem? 0.89

01:47:03.000 Like, where's that money going? 0.97

01:47:04.000 Because there's big business in there.

01:47:06.000 Yeah.

01:47:07.000 That's exactly what it is.

01:47:08.000 Yeah, when I discovered, when I was homeless and I was living in that shelter, and I discovered that, because something occurred to me, because there's a certain amount of money they get just from the VA, right?

01:47:19.000 So these, because it was a veteran's homeless shelter, they get a grant from the VA, but they also get money from the state, money from the county, and money from the city.

01:47:26.000 And when I found out how much all that money was, and the only reason I looked into it was because the food was shitty. 0.98

01:47:31.000 The food was fucking terrible. 1.00

01:47:33.000 And I'm like, wait a minute, how much money do these motherfuckers get? 1.00

01:47:36.000 And I did all the math, and I just estimated all their salaries, like overproposed it. 0.99

01:47:40.000 And when it was all left over, it was like millions of dollars left over.

01:47:45.000 You did this math?

01:47:47.000 Yeah, I did this math.

01:47:49.000 It was a point where we didn't have proper cleaning supplies.

01:47:56.000 We would run out of toilet paper. 1.00

01:47:57.000 The food was like the bottom of the barrel, just gross bullshit. 1.00

01:48:02.000 And it just didn't add up. 1.00

01:48:04.000 And then... 0.99

01:48:06.000 And then, you know, I was told, well, you don't understand the inner workings of nonprofits and all this other bullshit. 0.99

01:48:12.000 And then right after that, the guy running the place relapsed. 1.00

01:48:18.000 He came to work fucked up. 0.99

01:48:20.000 He took the meth that he caught somebody else with. 1.00

01:48:26.000 Every now and then they would sweep through the rooms and check for drugs and shit like that. 0.74

01:48:30.000 When they caught you, they would kick you out and take your drugs. 0.72

01:48:33.000 It was just his drug.

01:48:36.000 He came to work the next day.

01:48:38.000 I'm talking about gone, Joe.

01:48:40.000 A completely different person.

01:48:42.000 One slip up.

01:48:43.000 He was up all night. 0.99

01:48:45.000 On that meth and tried to come to work like it wasn't shit. 1.00

01:48:47.000 And we was all looking at him like, motherfucker, you are definitely not you. 1.00

01:48:52.000 Wow. 1.00

01:48:53.000 Yeah, it was crazy.

01:48:54.000 And when that happened, then all of a sudden the CEO of the nonprofit or the CFO came by, you know, pulled up in a Phantom or a Bentley or something crazy.

01:49:06.000 And then everything started changing.

01:49:08.000 The food got more gourmet. 0.97

01:49:10.000 You know, all of a sudden they got everybody new beds like fucking memory foam mattresses in a homeless shelter because it was like they didn't want it to get looked into any furthers. 0.99

01:49:19.000 So they knew when people came around to ask us questions, they ain't want us complaining about shit. 0.99

01:49:25.000 So there's probably no oversight. 0.99

01:49:28.000 There's no oversight.

01:49:29.000 There's so much money.

01:49:30.000 And when you look up that company, They'll tell you, because every non-profit has to do earnings report, but there's no penalty for the numbers not adding up.

01:49:41.000 So you can look up how much money they brought in and how much money was unaccounted for.

01:49:46.000 And they don't shut them down for that.

01:49:48.000 It's just reported.

01:49:50.000 And these guys, millions and millions of dollars is always unaccounted for.

01:49:55.000 Non-profit does not mean they're not making money.

01:49:58.000 Well, look what the Black Lives Matter ladies did. 1.00

01:50:00.000 They went and bought houses.

01:50:02.000 Really?

01:50:02.000 Wait a minute, what do you mean Black Lives Matter ladies did?

01:50:03.000 You don't know about that?

01:50:04.000 No.

01:50:05.000 Yeah, there was a bunch of houses that one of the ladies bought for millions of dollars. 1.00

01:50:11.000 You gotta watch out for people that are catering to you.

01:50:17.000 Like, you belong to a certain group. 0.98

01:50:18.000 You're like, outside of every fucking... 0.99

01:50:23.000 Every military base. 0.99

01:50:25.000 Secret $6 million home has allies and critics skeptical of BLM's foundation finances.

01:50:32.000 So a group of Black Lives Matter leaders are facing questions about the purchase of a $6 million home in Southern California.

01:50:38.000 It was bought with donations made to the Black Lives Matter Global Network Foundation.

01:50:43.000 The transaction is raising questions about how the social justice organization is using donations.

01:50:49.000 Yeah, there's a bunch of investigations into that.

01:50:52.000 And that's NPR, too.

01:50:54.000 That's not even like...

01:50:55.000 Yeah, it's not like some conspiracy theory website.

01:50:58.000 Yeah, it's real.

01:50:59.000 I told you. 1.00

01:51:00.000 Look, outside every base, there's car dealerships and all kind of shit that's like, Four veterans, owned by veterans, they're just there to fuck you over. 1.00

01:51:10.000 Anybody that's like, oh yeah, you, I'm here just for you, you gotta be skeptical of them. 0.99

01:51:16.000 Yeah, you know how we do.

01:51:18.000 Everybody's like, okay, let me see what you're going on.

01:51:21.000 When are you opening that school?

01:51:23.000 I'm gonna give you $100 a year for 10 years.

01:51:26.000 Yeah, and if you got a loan and you got very little credit, they just jack up your interest rate and you sign off on it because you really want that car.

01:51:37.000 Oh yeah, I think I'm about to make that mistake.

01:51:40.000 No, you're not.

01:51:41.000 No, you're making money, man.

01:51:43.000 You should be spending it.

01:51:44.000 Have fun.

01:51:45.000 Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do.

01:51:46.000 You need something comfortable that feels good when you get in it.

01:51:50.000 Also, I think the planet's in there. 0.98

01:51:52.000 It's like, I'm not gonna act like there's gonna be shit here in 50 years. 0.95

01:51:56.000 Yeah, we're in a time of great change. 0.97

01:51:59.000 Like, legitimately.

01:52:00.000 I think it's hard to see because we're in the middle of the storm.

01:52:03.000 But I think if we could look back on it historically, I think they're gonna look back on this time and think, wow, everything within a few decades changed so radically.

01:52:13.000 A lot of people are gonna die.

01:52:15.000 Every time there's a major change, a lot of people die, and then the world's different.

01:52:19.000 Yeah, maybe.

01:52:20.000 This is a different kind of change because it's a change of technology, which theoretically, at least, would mean an improvement in medical technology to stop people from dying.

01:52:29.000 When you say change of technology, what are you talking about?

01:52:31.000 The overall shift of technology over the last 20 years with the introduction of the Internet and personal computers.

01:52:37.000 The fact that everyone's carrying around a connection to the Internet constantly.

01:52:41.000 That shift, I think...

01:52:44.000 When the historians look back on the human race, I think it's going to be like a giant explosion.

01:52:50.000 Like you have this, this graph that's like, you know, at a 15 degree curve, and then boom! 0.99

01:52:57.000 It just goes straight up to artificial intelligence and fucking robot overlords. 0.98

01:53:01.000 You know what the next big shift is going to be when it's implanted? 0.99

01:53:07.000 Yeah.

01:53:08.000 When you're literally always connected to the internet.

01:53:11.000 Yeah.

01:53:12.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:53:12.000 Yeah, it'll start off with something you wear, probably.

01:53:15.000 Yeah.

01:53:15.000 But the really good one, you have to have the operation.

01:53:18.000 I mean, people will be like, you got the operation?

01:53:20.000 No, I'm still, the wearable's pretty good.

01:53:21.000 Yeah.

01:53:21.000 Like, listen, bro.

01:53:23.000 Like, the iPhone 30 is gonna be in your fucking skull. 1.00

01:53:27.000 Yeah, they keep... 0.99

01:53:28.000 I mean, everything keeps...

01:53:29.000 Meta has a new VR headset that's coming out soon.

01:53:33.000 They have a 3, don't they?

01:53:35.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:53:36.000 Has that been announced?

01:53:37.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:53:38.000 Like, they keep getting better at these fucking things. 1.00

01:53:41.000 They're amazing. 1.00

01:53:41.000 They're getting better and better and better and better. 1.00

01:53:45.000 Have you put one on before?

01:53:46.000 Yeah.

01:53:46.000 I talked Burden to getting one.

01:53:48.000 He was blown away.

01:53:49.000 They're dope.

01:53:50.000 Matt Serra was on the podcast and he says he brings it on the road with them and he plays like first-person shooters in his hotel room and he's like screaming in his hotel room.

01:53:58.000 The reason I stopped bringing it on the road is because the battery don't last that long.

01:54:03.000 It's just another thing I have to remember to charge.

01:54:05.000 But that's going to get better and better.

01:54:10.000 It'll be glasses.

01:54:11.000 I don't know why they haven't done this already, but it should be a separate pack that does all the computing that isn't in the headset that you're wearing on your head so it's not so heavy.

01:54:24.000 Yeah, well, the Apple one apparently is doing that.

01:54:27.000 The Apple one at least has an external battery.

01:54:29.000 But the Apple one has a cable, though.

01:54:32.000 I'm talking about, because now they're at the point where...

01:54:34.000 What does the Apple one look like?

01:54:34.000 Can you pull it up?

01:54:37.000 And the Apple one has a cable that goes to the back, and then that cable is connected to...

01:54:42.000 What is she wearing?

01:54:43.000 What's going on in her back?

01:54:44.000 They won't really show it to you.

01:54:46.000 They haven't shown a lot.

01:54:46.000 There is a battery pack that's different than the phone's battery pack.

01:54:50.000 It also could be probably connected to their computer.

01:54:53.000 Oh, no.

01:54:54.000 Well, that'll let you get different actions.

01:54:56.000 So, like, the battery pack is only two hours, supposedly.

01:54:59.000 So, when you're plugged into the computer, you're probably getting a little updated battery.

01:55:05.000 No, it's probably infinite.

01:55:06.000 This is iPhone 1. Okay.

01:55:08.000 That's what this is.

01:55:09.000 Yeah, this supposedly isn't even going to be available for everybody to buy.

01:55:12.000 Really?

01:55:12.000 I mean, you'll be able to buy it.

01:55:13.000 I don't mean it in that way, but it's going to be so expensive.

01:55:15.000 I think it's $3,500, and they're not going to make millions of them.

01:55:20.000 Amen.

01:55:21.000 I bet they're going to sell out quick.

01:55:22.000 They probably will, and they're going to make another one.

01:55:23.000 You know what? 0.99

01:55:24.000 I'm the type of motherfucker that'll pay $3,500, though. 0.99

01:55:26.000 If you're gonna watch movies on that thing, I bet it's insane. 1.00

01:55:30.000 I bet that's insane. 0.96

01:55:32.000 Imagine you're watching a movie like this, like you're watching Vikings or some shit, you're watching people hack each other apart, like the Northmen, and you're watching that, and it's just in front of you. 0.98

01:55:42.000 And that close to your eye.

01:55:44.000 That could give you the equivalent of very much higher resolution.

01:55:49.000 Higher resolution and I bet the intensity of the scenes is overwhelming because you don't even see your body.

01:55:57.000 From what I hear, what Apple's done better than everyone else is the eye tracking stuff.

01:56:03.000 It's crazy.

01:56:03.000 You can tell where you're looking and you can just do stuff from looking at it.

01:56:06.000 They know where your eyes are in the Yeah, Marques Brownlee described that as magic.

01:56:11.000 He said it's so cool and works so good, it's like magical.

01:56:14.000 Well, you know, they've had that technology for a while with Black Hawk helicopters.

01:56:19.000 Oh, wow.

01:56:20.000 They have this technology where they put this headset on.

01:56:22.000 Peter Berg was explaining it to us.

01:56:24.000 You put a headset on, the headset syncs up with the controls.

01:56:29.000 And where you look, that's where you shoot.

01:56:32.000 So that's where the crosshairs go.

01:56:35.000 So you look at an object on the ground, you're like...

01:56:38.000 You're looking through your eyes, and that's where the crosshairs go.

01:56:44.000 The crosshairs know exactly what you're looking at.

01:56:46.000 Dude, I can't wait.

01:56:46.000 I'm going to sign up.

01:56:47.000 How wild.

01:56:48.000 I will be the third person that has surgery.

01:56:51.000 I'm not going to be the first one, but I'll be the third one.

01:56:54.000 I will talk to you for six months, and then I'll consider it.

01:56:57.000 How you feeling today, Brian?

01:56:59.000 One of those days.

01:57:00.000 How you doing, brother?

01:57:01.000 What's going on?

01:57:01.000 You alright?

01:57:02.000 I get so hyped about technology.

01:57:05.000 Oh, man.

01:57:06.000 Well, it's...

01:57:07.000 You know, it's fascinating stuff. 0.97

01:57:09.000 It's like when that guy walked in the green room yesterday and I was like, oh shit, are those the B&Os? 1.00

01:57:12.000 And he was like, I don't know. 0.99

01:57:13.000 I was so disappointed.

01:57:14.000 Yeah, he has no idea what kind of headphones he's carrying.

01:57:17.000 Yeah.

01:57:18.000 You know, it's almost like seeing somebody buy like a classic Mustang and it's just a commuter car for them and they don't know anything about it.

01:57:27.000 Right.

01:57:27.000 They never open it up.

01:57:28.000 Oh, my dad gave it to me.

01:57:30.000 It's a car.

01:57:30.000 Oh, right.

01:57:31.000 It's like, Oh, you motherfucker, you don't know what that could do? 1.00

01:57:33.000 It's just a 68 Mustang. 1.00

01:57:35.000 Yeah.

01:57:36.000 Yeah.

01:57:36.000 I just, I get that way.

01:57:38.000 Bro, you gotta be committed to drive one of those every day.

01:57:40.000 Yeah?

01:57:41.000 You gotta be really committed.

01:57:42.000 Yeah.

01:57:43.000 They are not reliable.

01:57:46.000 No. 1.00

01:57:46.000 That's a fucking 54, 53-year-old car. 1.00

01:57:50.000 But none of those cars are. 0.99

01:57:51.000 55-year-old car.

01:57:52.000 Yeah, none of those muscle cars from back then are really reliable.

01:57:56.000 No.

01:57:56.000 You know?

01:57:57.000 Not now.

01:57:58.000 Especially not now.

01:57:59.000 But even back then, they weren't that reliable.

01:58:01.000 I'm looking at some sensible cars right now.

01:58:03.000 Sensible?

01:58:04.000 I don't like it.

01:58:05.000 You don't like sensible cars?

01:58:05.000 No, no, no, no, no, Brian.

01:58:07.000 We've had this discussion.

01:58:08.000 I'm not interested in sensible.

01:58:10.000 Actually, you know what's crazy?

01:58:12.000 Actually, I hate that. 1.00

01:58:13.000 I don't want to get these motherfuckers' attention. 1.00

01:58:16.000 But the hybrid joints now, they have real high horsepower. 0.99

01:58:22.000 It's kind of crazy that you can get...

01:58:26.000 I test drove a Volvo Recharge, the S60 and S90. It's a hybrid?

01:58:32.000 It's a hybrid.

01:58:33.000 Well, the thing is now, all their cars are semi-hybrid, at least.

01:58:36.000 So they all have an electric motor of some kind.

01:58:38.000 But the plug-in hybrid, yeah, the S6 had like 455 horsepower.

01:58:43.000 Whoa.

01:58:45.000 Yeah, and it's a four-cylinder engine.

01:58:47.000 Really?

01:58:47.000 Yeah, it's a four-cylinder inline Oh, that looks dope.

01:58:51.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:58:52.000 You should get one of those.

01:58:53.000 Why don't you get one of those?

01:58:54.000 I'm really thinking about getting one.

01:58:56.000 Let me see that thing.

01:58:56.000 I'm thinking about getting one right now.

01:58:57.000 That's dope. 0.93

01:58:58.000 That's the last one I test drove.

01:58:59.000 That looks beautiful.

01:59:00.000 And Volvos have like a great safety record, right?

01:59:02.000 That looks very good.

01:59:04.000 That's a very good looking car.

01:59:05.000 Yeah, look at the stats.

01:59:06.000 A lot of those Volvos, can you show me some more pictures?

01:59:08.000 A lot of those Volvos to me, they're always like a little, I think if you can, there's a little thing on it you can click.

01:59:13.000 They're very simple.

01:59:14.000 Yeah, well I used to think they were kind of dull, but this is not dull.

01:59:17.000 This is a very good looking car.

01:59:19.000 No, it's definitely an old man brand, but I'm an old man.

01:59:23.000 Yeah, but what does that mean?

01:59:24.000 I would buy one of those if I was 20. That's a dope car. 0.68

01:59:27.000 That's a dope luxury car.

01:59:29.000 It just means young people don't think it's cool.

01:59:31.000 That's a Swedish company, right?

01:59:33.000 455 horsepower.

01:59:34.000 Yeah.

01:59:34.000 That's crazy.

01:59:35.000 That's a lot.

01:59:37.000 I mean, it's not a lot for cars of today.

01:59:40.000 My Tesla has 1100. Oh, yeah.

01:59:45.000 My boy was just talking to me about this, but remember when like 250 horsepower was crazy?

01:59:51.000 That wasn't that long ago.

01:59:52.000 Not that long ago.

01:59:53.000 Like late 90s, it was like 250 horsepower, he's crazy.

01:59:56.000 Now 600, 700,000.

02:00:00.000 I have a 1993 Porsche.

02:00:03.000 It's an RS America.

02:00:04.000 So it was like the little hot rod, stripped down version of the 911. It has no air conditioning, no radio, no power steering.

02:00:13.000 It's less than 3,000 pounds.

02:00:16.000 And from the factory, mine's a little juiced up.

02:00:19.000 I had it worked on.

02:00:20.000 But it's only 300 horsepower now.

02:00:22.000 And from the factory, I think it was like...

02:00:25.000 I want to say it was like 270. But you know what else I loved about that Volvo when I test drove it?

02:00:29.000 Because I was thinking about that one.

02:00:31.000 It's a Mercedes I was looking at.

02:00:33.000 But I remember you telling me the button.

02:00:36.000 Like just having certain things just be buttons instead of on the touchscreen. 1.00

02:00:42.000 Yeah, fuck that touchscreen. 0.99

02:00:43.000 Because for me it's like the volume has to be a button. 1.00

02:00:46.000 Yeah.

02:00:47.000 Changing the drive mode, that's got to be a button.

02:00:49.000 Certain stuff, things that you need to happen instantly, that should be a button.

02:00:52.000 Yeah.

02:00:53.000 Yeah, I don't need to go into the menus and turn up, you know?

02:00:58.000 It's not as flashy as a Mercedes or an Audi.

02:01:01.000 It's undercover.

02:01:03.000 Audis are nice.

02:01:04.000 Have you seen the Audi electric one?

02:01:06.000 I saw one of those the other day.

02:01:07.000 Pull that up. 1.00

02:01:08.000 That Audi electric one is fucking dope. 0.99

02:01:11.000 I'm looking at it. 1.00

02:01:12.000 That's a dope car. 0.98

02:01:13.000 Audi makes a fantastic car.

02:01:15.000 Great handling.

02:01:16.000 The driving experience in an Audi is always great.

02:01:21.000 Yeah, they're like BMWs. 0.98

02:01:23.000 All their cars are fucking awesome. 0.94

02:01:25.000 Yeah. 0.95

02:01:26.000 What is it called?

02:01:27.000 What's their electric cool...

02:01:31.000 That's it.

02:01:33.000 E-Tron.

02:01:34.000 Look at that thing, man.

02:01:36.000 That's badass.

02:01:37.000 Yeah, that's a...

02:01:38.000 And when you see one in real life, you're like, oh, that's a sweet car.

02:01:41.000 It's starting at 100k.

02:01:42.000 I ain't got that on me.

02:01:43.000 It's only 523 horsepower.

02:01:45.000 Interesting.

02:01:48.000 With Boost engaged.

02:01:50.000 Interesting.

02:01:51.000 So they probably have, maybe it has a longer range or it's lighter or something like that.

02:01:55.000 What's the range?

02:01:56.000 Look at one of the Mercedes, like, AMG. 270, well, 249 miles.

02:02:03.000 That's low.

02:02:04.000 That's lower than the Tesla.

02:02:06.000 Interesting.

02:02:07.000 Yeah, I mean, I think you get the...

02:02:08.000 You get the most out of the electric combined with the gas.

02:02:12.000 Well, you know who made a great version of that?

02:02:14.000 They stopped making it, sadly, is the Acura, the NSX. Oh, really?

02:02:18.000 The last one was a hybrid.

02:02:19.000 It was a hybrid turbocharged engine, and I think it might have had electric engines on front and rear wheels.

02:02:29.000 See, you know, Volvo used to do that.

02:02:31.000 They took out the supercharger because it was just...

02:02:34.000 It was creating more problems.

02:02:36.000 It would break more often.

02:02:38.000 It was just one added thing in the chain that could break.

02:02:41.000 There it is.

02:02:43.000 That's the farewell to the NSX that, for whatever reason, did not sell that good.

02:02:48.000 And I don't know why, because it's amazing, although I never owned one.

02:02:51.000 But I did own the old ones.

02:02:53.000 It only sold 2,548 globally.

02:02:57.000 Wow.

02:02:59.000 That's crazy.

02:03:01.000 Yeah, dude, cars are getting faster and faster.

02:03:03.000 But I think it's also, like, unfortunately, that brand, Acura, it's not associated with the kind of cars that people want to buy.

02:03:12.000 That's a dope-looking car, though, man.

02:03:13.000 Look at that thing. 0.92

02:03:15.000 It's just not associated anymore with cars that, like, young people who buy those kind of cars want to drive.

02:03:21.000 And not just that, but it's like, because that's kind of the problem I was running into with the Volvo thing, was, like, that's a cool car, but for the same amount of money...

02:03:30.000 For a little bit more money, you can get a Mercedes.

02:03:33.000 You can get a Porsche.

02:03:34.000 Right.

02:03:35.000 So it's like...

02:03:36.000 Yeah, that's the problem is its status thing, too.

02:03:38.000 It's like, well, I'm going to buy a $70,000 Acura or a $100,000 Acura when I can go get a $100,000 Benz or a $100,000 BMW. I had a watch on once, and this dude looked at it.

02:03:47.000 He goes, that's a dope watch.

02:03:49.000 What is it?

02:03:49.000 I go, it's a Seiko.

02:03:50.000 He's like, oh.

02:03:52.000 Like, oh.

02:03:53.000 Oh, he doesn't know nothing about it.

02:03:54.000 Well, just because it's a Seiko, because it's a Seiko instead of like a Rolex or something like that.

02:04:00.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:04:00.000 Seiko makes regular watches.

02:04:02.000 People have real brainwashing that way. 0.99

02:04:03.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:04:03.000 Where like, once they find out, like, those shoes are fucking ugly. 0.99

02:04:07.000 And I go, oh, but these are, you know, these are Gucci. 0.98

02:04:10.000 And they go, oh, okay.

02:04:11.000 Yeah, now they like them.

02:04:12.000 It's like, now you like them?

02:04:13.000 Right.

02:04:13.000 Yeah, that's weird, man.

02:04:14.000 Yeah.

02:04:16.000 Yeah, people get brainwashed, and the Acura thing is one of them.

02:04:20.000 But the old NSX sold real well.

02:04:23.000 The old NSX, the first one that came out, I think that only had 250 horsepower, or maybe 270. I care about how I feel in the car, really, more than anything.

02:04:31.000 To me, it's like, once you pass 300 horsepower, you know, you...

02:04:39.000 You don't need...

02:04:40.000 That's all for you.

02:04:41.000 That's all extra.

02:04:42.000 Yeah, it's all extra.

02:04:43.000 Yeah, about 300 is enough where you can pass most people on the highway.

02:04:46.000 Yeah.

02:04:47.000 And that's all you need.

02:04:48.000 Everything after that is just funsies.

02:04:50.000 Yeah.

02:04:51.000 Yeah.

02:04:51.000 I mean, if you're just driving around, why are you going that fast?

02:04:55.000 Unless you want to merge on the highway.

02:04:56.000 That's one thing about the Tesla.

02:04:58.000 When you have to merge on the highway, it's like... 0.81

02:05:00.000 Yeah, well, especially out here because the highway is all fucking weirdly designed.

02:05:05.000 Very weirdly designed. 0.64

02:05:07.000 There's very little space between the on-ramp and the off-ramp, so you've got to get on and merge immediately.

02:05:16.000 I think it's one of the most dangerous highway systems in the country.

02:05:19.000 It's goofy.

02:05:20.000 Yeah, it was made for when top speeds was... 0.98

02:05:23.000 You know, 40 miles an hour, like horse and buggies or some shit.

02:05:26.000 I don't know. 0.88

02:05:27.000 It's not well designed.

02:05:29.000 No.

02:05:29.000 I think it definitely was not designed for this many people either.

02:05:33.000 Yeah.

02:05:34.000 I think they just never anticipated the kind of growth.

02:05:37.000 Austin's real slow to do what makes sense.

02:05:39.000 You know?

02:05:39.000 Yeah.

02:05:40.000 Yeah!

02:05:41.000 I remember when I first got here, and I was so pissed because the wintertime fucked everything up, and I was like, how y'all not ready for the winter?

02:05:47.000 It snows two years in a row, and you guys still don't have any snow plows?

02:05:51.000 Yeah, well, they were like, oh, it doesn't usually get cold out here.

02:05:55.000 Yeah, you know what?

02:05:56.000 America doesn't usually get attacked, but after 9-11, we did something.

02:06:00.000 You know what I mean?

02:06:00.000 Right.

02:06:01.000 If you had a 9-11 in 2002 and 2003, you'd be like, Set some shit up? 0.99

02:06:07.000 Right. 0.98

02:06:07.000 They haven't made any changes. 0.98

02:06:09.000 Three winters in a row, fucked up out here. 0.99

02:06:11.000 They haven't changed anything. 0.98

02:06:12.000 And this winter, they're saying it's gonna be bad again.

02:06:14.000 Oh, it's gonna be real bad.

02:06:15.000 How do they know?

02:06:16.000 You know it.

02:06:16.000 Because it's so hot?

02:06:17.000 I think, like, the same way they knew it was gonna be a really hot summer.

02:06:21.000 Yeah.

02:06:21.000 Well, obviously climate change, but on top of that...

02:06:24.000 The way the weather was before that, something happened where we had like a heat dome over this area.

02:06:33.000 And so we didn't have a really, really wet spring like we normally do.

02:06:38.000 And so there was no moisture left to cool it off during the summer.

02:06:42.000 So it was like extra, extra hot.

02:06:44.000 Dry hot.

02:06:45.000 Yeah. 0.97

02:06:45.000 And so I don't know shit about weather, but I think that's how they can predict that the winter is going to be even worse. 0.97

02:06:52.000 Hmm. 0.91

02:07:07.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:07:07.000 Until the fucking roads freeze over and there's no plows! 1.00

02:07:11.000 Well, the problem with that, though, is El Nino was supposed to be a cooler summer, too. 0.99

02:07:15.000 But we didn't have that because of the heat, though. 0.99

02:07:19.000 I think these motherfuckers trying to predict weather, I think they all wrong from now on. 0.99

02:07:23.000 We were having a conversation last night, and I said this. 1.00

02:07:27.000 If the government could affect the weather, if they really had technology that could affect the weather...

02:07:37.000 Would they?

02:07:38.000 Yeah, they would.

02:07:39.000 And they do.

02:07:40.000 Well, they're not even hiding the cloud seeding, because they can do that.

02:07:44.000 Right.

02:07:45.000 Because they do that in Abu Dhabi, right, or Saudi Arabia?

02:07:47.000 They, like, make it rain.

02:07:48.000 Abu Dhabi, they make it rain once a week.

02:07:50.000 Okay, yeah.

02:07:52.000 Which is so baller.

02:07:53.000 Yeah, of course they can.

02:07:54.000 Of course they can.

02:07:55.000 That's so baller.

02:07:56.000 It never rains here.

02:07:57.000 Oh, yes, it does.

02:07:58.000 Oh, yeah.

02:07:59.000 It rains once a week.

02:08:01.000 Like, every week.

02:08:02.000 Yeah.

02:08:03.000 It rains every Friday at 12 o'clock.

02:08:05.000 Yeah, but that's always been around.

02:08:07.000 Cloud seeding has been a thing.

02:08:08.000 But you're saying like if they could cause earthquakes, if they could make a thunderstorm.

02:08:12.000 I'm sure they would.

02:08:14.000 They definitely would.

02:08:15.000 Yeah, if they could do something along those lines.

02:08:20.000 Do you know the wacky conspiracy theory, and this is wacky, about the South Pole?

02:08:26.000 The South Pole is some sort of a direct energy...

02:08:30.000 Weapon?

02:08:30.000 Weapon.

02:08:31.000 That there's like some station down there that they've pretended is just for receiving, but it's actually for transmitting.

02:08:38.000 I have no idea if any of this is nonsense.

02:08:41.000 It's just fun.

02:08:42.000 It's fun when people talk crazy.

02:08:44.000 But this guy was on the Sean Ryan show, and he is a...

02:08:50.000 Air quotes, whistleblower.

02:08:51.000 And he's explaining how he went down there and he read the operating manual for this device.

02:08:56.000 And this device caused the earthquakes in Christchurch, New Zealand.

02:09:01.000 And I was like, what?

02:09:02.000 Nah.

02:09:03.000 It's so hard to know. 0.99

02:09:06.000 If you're just a comic in Austin, how the fuck do I know what's going down the South Pole? 0.97

02:09:12.000 I mean... 1.00

02:09:13.000 Like I said, whenever somebody's saying some wild shit to me, I start asking them, what other shit do you believe? 0.99

02:09:19.000 So I can know how believable you are. 1.00

02:09:21.000 Because if you believe, because you might be one of those people that just believes bullshit easily. 1.00

02:09:26.000 Hey, what do you say? 1.00

02:09:27.000 Give us some volume.

02:09:32.000 I opened every single door in the facility.

02:09:35.000 I had complete access to every compartment they manufactured.

02:09:38.000 What are you blowing the whistle on?

02:09:40.000 That there are technologies at the South Pole Station that people can't even consider that exist on this planet.

02:09:45.000 Directed energy weapons systems is something that people need to get into their vocabulary fast.

02:09:49.000 The IceCube neutrino detector is not simply a passive listening device as presented for the science that they're claiming it to do.

02:09:57.000 It also has the capacity to transmit.

02:10:00.000 There are embedded in the ice what are called digital optical modules, DOMS. They're about the size of a basketball.

02:10:06.000 The array embedded in the ice is one kilometer by one kilometer by one kilometer.

02:10:11.000 It is the world's largest telescope, and now because we have proven that it can transmit, it's the world's largest directed energy weapons system.

02:10:19.000 It is responsible for the earthquakes in Christchurch, New Zealand.

02:10:23.000 I physically...

02:10:25.000 Okay, when he says one kilometer by one kilometer by one kilometer, does he mean it's one kilometer high, it's one kilometer long, and one kilometer wide?

02:10:33.000 I think down.

02:10:34.000 A whole kilometer into the ground.

02:10:36.000 Yeah, he could have just said a cubed kilometer.

02:10:38.000 Well, it kind of, I mean, it's more impressive, I guess, just to think about it goes a kilometer into the ground.

02:10:44.000 He's a former firefighter contractor.

02:10:47.000 For Raytheon exposed the company's alleged ability to create earthquakes worldwide, linking to hidden directed energy weapon systems at South Pole Station.

02:10:56.000 So what is this?

02:10:58.000 How would a firefighter contractor have access to that?

02:11:03.000 I don't know how any of this is real.

02:11:05.000 I have no idea.

02:11:06.000 I don't know what his job was.

02:11:08.000 What's his name?

02:11:09.000 Eric Hecker?

02:11:10.000 Yeah, I was trying to look him up.

02:11:11.000 I don't know, man.

02:11:12.000 He had some nice patches on his jacket, though.

02:11:14.000 Looked official.

02:11:15.000 Yeah, yeah. 1.00

02:11:15.000 I mean, you full of shit until I see some proof. 1.00

02:11:19.000 Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. 1.00

02:11:23.000 It's like, you saying some wild shit, you gotta at least show me something. 0.99

02:11:26.000 Yes. 1.00

02:11:26.000 Good point. 1.00

02:11:27.000 Yeah, because you were a firefighter contractor.

02:11:29.000 I don't feel like you would have the keys to the secret death ray, you know?

02:11:33.000 Well, I think what he was saying was that he was reading the documents of the owner's manual.

02:11:41.000 And that's when he realized that it's capable of transmitting.

02:11:44.000 I believe he says that in the show. 0.97

02:11:46.000 Yeah, but how would a firefighter have access to manuals and shit? 0.97

02:11:50.000 I don't know. 0.98

02:11:50.000 Yeah, that's crazy. 0.98

02:11:52.000 And why he's still alive?

02:11:54.000 This is what the thing he's talking about is when I Google it.

02:11:58.000 Antarctic Muon and Neutrino Detector Array is what it's called.

02:12:02.000 And it goes...

02:12:03.000 Let me see what it looks like.

02:12:04.000 Look, the neutrino detector is real.

02:12:07.000 Right.

02:12:07.000 But that's...

02:12:08.000 But the facility on top of it, and whoa, look what happens under the ground.

02:12:13.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:12:13.000 Holy shit. 1.00

02:12:15.000 But the reason it has to be so deep under the ground is so it's protected from... 1.00

02:12:23.000 So it's protected from, like, solar, from, like, extra shit, so they know when it gets hit that it was a neutrino. 0.98

02:12:30.000 You know? 0.99

02:12:30.000 Right. 0.99

02:12:31.000 So it's real.

02:12:32.000 Like, a lot of the stuff he said was real, but here's the thing we also know, Joe, is that the best place to hide a lie is between two truths. 0.99

02:12:38.000 The best bullshit is, they say a lot of true shit, and they sneak the bullshit in there. 0.99

02:12:43.000 Right. 1.00

02:12:43.000 It's like, oh, yeah, the neutrino detector is this and this, this and this, that. 1.00

02:12:46.000 Yeah. 0.98

02:12:46.000 And did you know it can make you gay? 0.98

02:12:49.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:12:58.000 Oh, wow.

02:13:04.000 So it's through Earth.

02:13:05.000 Right.

02:13:06.000 Neutrinos don't interact with matter almost at all. 0.99

02:13:11.000 So that neutrino detector is way, way, way, way down, and they're waiting to see sparks of light so they know that was a neutrino.

02:13:17.000 Wow.

02:13:18.000 But if they put it on the surface, I think they can't tell the difference between one that came, because they're pouring out of the sun.

02:13:27.000 So they're looking for ones that have passed through the earth that have come from other places.

02:13:33.000 So they know for sure.

02:13:35.000 So every now and then, it's so unlikely that one will interact with matter that it doesn't happen that often.

02:13:42.000 Isn't it crazy that they spent that much money to build that thing, to find that out?

02:13:47.000 Yeah, so that's the other thing.

02:13:50.000 The thing this guy is saying, I don't even understand how that would work.

02:13:52.000 How could it be both things, right?

02:13:54.000 How could it be a detector and also a transmitter? 0.95

02:13:57.000 Yeah, because I think it's just a pool full of some special kind of water or some special kind of liquid that it's enough where it makes a neutrino more likely to fucking hit... 0.57

02:14:11.000 A nucleus or something? 0.77

02:14:13.000 So I don't understand how that's gathering power that it can transmit.

02:14:17.000 I don't know.

02:14:20.000 The thing about people like that, and I'm not saying this guy's not telling the truth, but I'm saying when I see stories about someone talking about some alien base that's underground and there's aliens down there and one of them shot at me with a laser beam... 0.99

02:14:36.000 If you were hiding some shit, like, one of the best ways to make it seem ridiculous that you're hiding some shit is get some guy who's out of his fucking mind to go tell some wacky ass story. 0.99

02:14:48.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00

02:14:49.000 Fill him full of lies.

02:14:50.000 Tell him, yeah, you know, we started the earthquake in Christchurch, New Zealand.

02:14:54.000 It was started with this thing.

02:14:55.000 And then you tell him, yeah, it's actually a transmitter.

02:14:59.000 And then you have the guy go tell him.

02:15:00.000 And now everybody's like, oh...

02:15:02.000 That's kooky.

02:15:03.000 The idea of doing that is kooky.

02:15:05.000 Directed energy weapon is kooky.

02:15:06.000 When meanwhile, it wasn't even that.

02:15:08.000 They got a real one somewhere.

02:15:09.000 So now they've discredited the whole idea of directed energy weapons. 0.98

02:15:13.000 And they got some shit out in the desert in Nevada that's real. 0.98

02:15:16.000 The government loves conspiracy. 1.00

02:15:17.000 I mean, why wouldn't they?

02:15:19.000 If I was running some top secret program, like a directed energy weapon, I would have someone...

02:15:28.000 Give them bad information, give them fake stories, and then have them go expose it.

02:15:34.000 Like, have someone who's most likely to blab, and then have that person give them this knucklehead story, and then he goes out and says it, and then everybody researches it.

02:15:45.000 You just tell Roseanne.

02:15:49.000 Just tell Roseanne of the secret.

02:15:51.000 Tell her right before she goes on stage.

02:15:53.000 There's a direct energy weapon.

02:15:55.000 Yeah, it's...

02:15:58.000 You know, it's one of those things, man. 0.93

02:16:00.000 It's like, I have no fucking idea what they're capable of doing. 0.97

02:16:03.000 See, that right there, that's the red flag to me. 0.96

02:16:05.000 That's the bio on this website.

02:16:06.000 This is a little red flaggy.

02:16:07.000 A self-educated research investigator. 1.00

02:16:10.000 Fuck outta there. 1.00

02:16:10.000 That's worse than homeschooling. 1.00

02:16:14.000 That takes from his many odd life experiences and connects with others.

02:16:18.000 Eric was raised on Long Island.

02:16:20.000 Okay.

02:16:21.000 Yep.

02:16:23.000 Part of the Stargate project run by the CIA and the DIA? As a child.

02:16:29.000 What?

02:16:30.000 His childhood included being part of the Stargate project run by the CIA and DIA. Later on, he experiences in the submarine service.

02:16:39.000 Following that, he became a plumber for some of the wealthiest people in the world back on Long Island.

02:16:44.000 What?

02:16:44.000 That's a weird turn of events.

02:16:46.000 Oh, man.

02:16:47.000 In 2010, Eric took a contract to work at the South Pole Station for a year.

02:16:52.000 Oh, so he went from being an amazing plumber to being a firefighter in the South Pole.

02:16:59.000 That's what he's saying?

02:17:00.000 Okay, always the avid researcher.

02:17:02.000 It was not until Eric began working remotely throughout the state of Alaska that he started making connections that his own life may not have been what he thought it was.

02:17:12.000 Now he's trying to help others see that things may not be, as we were told, three exclamation points.

02:17:20.000 See, this is the thing, man.

02:17:23.000 That feels a little red flaggy, does it?

02:17:25.000 Yeah, that feels real weird.

02:17:26.000 Oh yeah, you can donate, support on Patreon, and shop his CBD products.

02:17:32.000 Does he have an NFT? Well, I don't know.

02:17:35.000 Yeah, well the thing is, it's like, maybe he's telling the truth.

02:17:40.000 Maybe.

02:17:41.000 But it's like, would you trust a self-educated doctor?

02:17:43.000 But if I wanted to obscure the truth, I would tell everything to a wacky dude.

02:17:48.000 Yeah, man.

02:17:49.000 See, that's what's gonna kill us.

02:17:50.000 It's the death of truth.

02:17:52.000 We can't tell what's true.

02:17:54.000 Look, maybe that guy's honest.

02:17:55.000 Maybe he's telling the absolute truth.

02:17:57.000 And maybe it's so crazy that we think that he's a loon because the story sounds impossible.

02:18:04.000 Story sounds impossible that they would hide some sort of a directed energy weapon in some beautiful project to try to detect neutrinos.

02:18:13.000 Right?

02:18:14.000 You would think that that would be a really good way.

02:18:17.000 Yeah, but at the same time, could they do both things? 1.00

02:18:20.000 We're too stupid. 0.99

02:18:21.000 Why would you have to hide anything in the South Pole? 1.00

02:18:23.000 I mean, ain't nobody going down there.

02:18:24.000 Nobody's looking, because that's a good place to do it.

02:18:26.000 If all you have to do is just be deep into the earth, what better place to do it than a place where absolutely no one's going to visit you?

02:18:31.000 They couldn't even cover up the sexual harassment down there.

02:18:34.000 In the South Pole?

02:18:35.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:18:37.000 Yeah?

02:18:38.000 I mean, think about that.

02:18:39.000 Because you out in the middle of nowhere.

02:18:41.000 You go out there, you out there.

02:18:43.000 Yeah.

02:18:44.000 It ain't like you can just hop home real quick. 0.99

02:18:46.000 So it's like, yeah, people fucking, people getting fucked out there. 0.99

02:18:48.000 I'm sure. 0.99

02:18:49.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:18:50.000 If you're stuck out there, you also have a real concern of dying.

02:18:54.000 Like if something breaks down...

02:18:56.000 Yeah, you can't get away.

02:18:57.000 You can't get anywhere.

02:18:59.000 You gotta wait for someone to come rescue you. 1.00

02:19:01.000 And whoever's in charge of the food, you gotta fuck them. 1.00

02:19:04.000 Bro, living out there must be weird. 1.00

02:19:07.000 It's only scientists.

02:19:09.000 No other humans live in the South Pole.

02:19:12.000 That must be so weird.

02:19:14.000 Just to be in a place where you know you can't survive, stay outside too long?

02:19:18.000 You can't go outside at all.

02:19:20.000 I think if you're out there, if you step out there without protection on them, If you just step out there during certain times, I think the burns will permanently burn you.

02:19:32.000 Really?

02:19:32.000 Yeah.

02:19:33.000 At the coldest times in the South Pole, you have to be suited up to go outside.

02:19:38.000 You can't breathe the air?

02:19:39.000 I don't think so.

02:19:41.000 Whoa.

02:19:42.000 How cold does it get?

02:19:44.000 Let's look it up.

02:19:45.000 I don't think it's the coldest place on Earth.

02:19:48.000 It's not?

02:19:48.000 I don't think so.

02:19:49.000 What is?

02:19:50.000 Let's look it up.

02:19:51.000 What's the coldest place on Earth?

02:19:53.000 It's probably Siberia.

02:19:55.000 Oh, East Antarctica, plateau.

02:19:57.000 What is it?

02:19:58.000 It gets negative 144 degrees Fahrenheit.

02:20:02.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:20:03.000 And so it's like, you breathe one of those breaths in, that's gonna fuck your whole shit up. 0.99

02:20:08.000 But wait a minute. 0.99

02:20:10.000 How is that true?

02:20:11.000 Because I've done the cryo chamber.

02:20:14.000 The cryo chamber is minus 250. Yeah, but that water's not touching your skin, right?

02:20:20.000 No, it's not touching you.

02:20:21.000 It's air.

02:20:22.000 It's air.

02:20:22.000 Yeah, I have no idea.

02:20:24.000 How do you do that?

02:20:25.000 But you know what?

02:20:25.000 Maybe there's no moisture in it.

02:20:27.000 I don't know.

02:20:29.000 Right.

02:20:31.000 I have no idea.

02:20:32.000 Right. 1.00

02:20:32.000 How is that not freezing the fuck out of your mouth? 1.00

02:20:34.000 You do wear a mask, though. 1.00

02:20:36.000 You wear a surgical mask when you go in there.

02:20:38.000 The East Antarctica Plateau is the coldest place on Earth with temperatures as low as negative 144 degrees Fahrenheit.

02:20:45.000 It's located in Antarctica.

02:20:46.000 Yeah.

02:20:47.000 Humans can't inhale air that cold for more than a few breaths.

02:20:51.000 It would cause our lungs to hemorrhage.

02:20:53.000 Russian scientists ducking out to check on the weather station would wear masks that warm the air before they breathed it in.

02:21:01.000 So how are you able to do that in those cryo chambers?

02:21:04.000 Don't you wear a mask in a cryo chamber?

02:21:06.000 Yeah.

02:21:06.000 There you go.

02:21:07.000 But you don't have to.

02:21:08.000 Oh.

02:21:09.000 Maybe it's that limited amount of time.

02:21:11.000 Well, I don't know.

02:21:12.000 Maybe you do have to.

02:21:13.000 Maybe I'm wrong.

02:21:14.000 How come you don't freeze the death in a cryo chamber?

02:21:19.000 There's two different kinds too.

02:21:20.000 There's ones that go below the neck and they're filled with like gas.

02:21:26.000 It's like it looks cloudy.

02:21:28.000 And then there's a kind where they just cool the air and you walk in and there's like a thermometer.

02:21:33.000 It's brutally cold.

02:21:36.000 But it's way more doable than the ice bath.

02:21:43.000 Cold plunges are way harder to do.

02:21:47.000 Yeah, I don't understand this.

02:21:50.000 I don't understand the answer that it gave me.

02:21:52.000 What does the answer say?

02:21:54.000 Because you're doing it with the mask on.

02:21:55.000 He was trying to say that the speed, it just happened really fast.

02:22:01.000 But how would that little mask protect you from hemorrhaging?

02:22:05.000 Would that really work?

02:22:06.000 That's crazy. 1.00

02:22:10.000 Just breathing cold air with that little bitch-ass mask is going to protect you? 1.00

02:22:14.000 Yeah, I don't think so. 1.00

02:22:15.000 Because you said it's optional, right?

02:22:17.000 I think so.

02:22:18.000 I think some people didn't wear the mask.

02:22:20.000 I might be wrong, though.

02:22:22.000 I might be wrong.

02:22:23.000 I know I always wore gloves, and you always wore heavy socks.

02:22:28.000 Even for the Antarctica thing, it says you can use a snorkel or breathe through your jacket.

02:22:32.000 That's enough to warm the air.

02:22:34.000 Interesting.

02:22:36.000 So it just has to be warmed a little bit, and that's enough to warm it enough, probably.

02:22:39.000 Okay.

02:22:40.000 Hmm.

02:22:42.000 Yeah, because I think you can't afford for the moisture in your lungs to freeze.

02:22:49.000 You know?

02:22:50.000 Right.

02:22:50.000 Or boil.

02:22:51.000 Or boil.

02:22:52.000 Like, that's how you die in space.

02:22:53.000 When the pressure is so low that the boiling point drops low, so all the moisture in your body will just boil.

02:23:00.000 Really?

02:23:01.000 Yeah, like if your helmet came off in space, you would die from...

02:23:04.000 That's how you would die.

02:23:05.000 You would...

02:23:06.000 You'd boil.

02:23:07.000 You'd boil and, like, blow it up.

02:23:09.000 Isn't that crazy?

02:23:10.000 Because in movies, you always freeze.

02:23:12.000 They're always like...

02:23:13.000 And you see their face turns blue.

02:23:15.000 Oh, yeah, see, I think...

02:23:17.000 Well, listen, I think there's debate about...

02:23:19.000 I think if you ask any...

02:23:21.000 If you ask an astrophysicist how you would die in space, they would all give you a slightly different answer.

02:23:25.000 But that's the one I'm going with.

02:23:27.000 That sounds reasonable.

02:23:29.000 Yeah.

02:23:30.000 The first thing that would happen to you is that...

02:23:32.000 I mean, your body might freeze up after that.

02:23:34.000 But the first thing that would happen is that the liquids in your eyeballs, your mouth, your lungs, all that would boil off.

02:23:40.000 Jesus.

02:23:41.000 I know that's a fact.

02:23:43.000 So I don't know what happens to the rest of you.

02:23:45.000 That's what's super bizarre about even the concept of aliens.

02:23:49.000 Because our body is designed to survive our atmosphere, our gravity, our temperature.

02:23:58.000 We're designed for a very narrow window.

02:24:01.000 Our very specific mixture of air.

02:24:04.000 Oxygen and nitrogen.

02:24:05.000 15 seconds.

02:24:07.000 You have 15 seconds in a cosmic vacuum.

02:24:12.000 Oxygen deprivation.

02:24:13.000 Assuming you don't hold your breath during decompression, it will take about 15 seconds for your O2 deprived blood to get to your brain.

02:24:21.000 When this happens, you'll pass out and then you'll die.

02:24:24.000 That's oxygen deprivation.

02:24:26.000 Assuming that you don't hold your breath.

02:24:29.000 Whoa.

02:24:32.000 Cosmic vacuum.

02:24:33.000 Oh, but click on that.

02:24:34.000 Let's see what the other five ways are.

02:24:36.000 Six ways?

02:24:38.000 Six ways you can die?

02:24:39.000 What does it say?

02:24:40.000 So, association is number five.

02:24:42.000 Burning up in the atmosphere.

02:24:43.000 Well, that's obvious.

02:24:45.000 Yeah.

02:24:46.000 High energy photons.

02:24:48.000 Yeah, cosmic rays.

02:24:50.000 Cosmic rays.

02:24:52.000 Freezing.

02:24:52.000 Fortunately, heat doesn't transfer.

02:24:55.000 Ebulism.

02:24:56.000 The motion in your body will start to evaporate.

02:24:58.000 There it is.

02:24:59.000 This is known as ebulism.

02:25:01.000 It happens because of reduction.

02:25:03.000 The pressure causes the boiling point of your bodily fluids to decrease.

02:25:07.000 Brian Simpson dropping notes with no notes.

02:25:10.000 With no notes.

02:25:11.000 He just pulls that out.

02:25:12.000 Explosive decompression.

02:25:14.000 Oh, boy.

02:25:15.000 No air.

02:25:16.000 Oh, yeah.

02:25:16.000 Oh, boy.

02:25:17.000 That's what happens. 1.00

02:25:19.000 Yeah, if your shit ain't pressurized, but that's gonna kill everybody. 0.99

02:25:24.000 As long as you don't try to hold your breath during this explosive decompression, you'll survive about 30 seconds before you sustain any permanent injuries. 0.99

02:25:31.000 What if you hold your breath?

02:25:33.000 How likely is it that you would survive?

02:25:35.000 Bro, that's why the idea of the type of people that you gotta pick to be astronauts.

02:25:41.000 You know what I mean?

02:25:41.000 Look at this.

02:25:42.000 If you hold your breath during decompression, the gas in your lungs will expand due to the lack of ambient pressure.

02:25:48.000 This expansion will eventually cause internal ruptures in your pulmonary tissue.

02:25:53.000 Essentially, your lungs will kind of explode, for lack of a better description.

02:25:57.000 As your lungs collapse, the gas they contain will be transformed into massive internal air bubbles.

02:26:04.000 These bubbles will meander through your body.

02:26:06.000 Sooner or later, they will find their way to your vital organs, such as your heart and your brain.

02:26:12.000 Oh my god.

02:26:15.000 But all of these are like, you got what, 10 to 30 seconds? 0.92

02:26:19.000 Yeah, you're dead.

02:26:19.000 You're dead or you're dead.

02:26:21.000 So imagine signing up To go somewhere where one mistake could kill you. 0.99

02:26:27.000 Yeah.

02:26:27.000 Yeah, and then imagine being...

02:26:29.000 And somebody else's mistake could kill you, right?

02:26:31.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:26:31.000 So now imagine being one of those astronauts that was out there when that one bitch, when she let the wrench float away. 0.99

02:26:40.000 I think she was out there to maybe repair the Hubble or something like that, and she just lost a whole bag or two. 0.90

02:26:46.000 You don't remember this?

02:26:48.000 I don't remember that.

02:26:48.000 You know what I'm talking about, Jamie, don't you?

02:26:49.000 She lost it in space?

02:26:50.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:26:52.000 And it's like...

02:26:54.000 Oh, right here.

02:27:02.000 Is there anything they can do now? 1.00

02:27:09.000 Fuck no. 1.00

02:27:10.000 That's it? 1.00

02:27:15.000 Oops.

02:27:16.000 Wow.

02:27:17.000 So that's the tool bag?

02:27:18.000 And something just fell out of the tool bag?

02:27:20.000 Oh Jesus, she can't grab it.

02:27:22.000 Oh my god, imagine just even thinking if you grab it, what if you fall?

02:27:26.000 Oh, no, yeah, that's not worth it. 1.00

02:27:28.000 You gotta let that shit go. 1.00

02:27:29.000 Bro, fuck everything about what this poor lady's doing. 1.00

02:27:36.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:27:37.000 That gives me so much anxiety.

02:27:39.000 But yeah, man.

02:27:41.000 I just saw your video.

02:27:43.000 Let's say that person was with that tool bag, how they'd get back because they don't have propulsion, you know?

02:27:48.000 Right.

02:27:48.000 You can't swim back because there's nothing to move against.

02:27:50.000 Right.

02:27:51.000 Your only shot is to then use as much force as you can to throw that tool bag backwards and use that as propulsion forwards.

02:27:58.000 Oh, my God.

02:28:00.000 You have to throw something the other way.

02:28:02.000 Oh my god.

02:28:03.000 Or imagine if that's the key thing for that whole mission.

02:28:07.000 The whole reason we out here. 1.00

02:28:08.000 And you just let that bitch float away. 1.00

02:28:12.000 Imagine the idea of keeping it in a bag. 1.00

02:28:17.000 It's not tied to anything.

02:28:19.000 It's not clipped on.

02:28:20.000 But you know what?

02:28:20.000 I'm sure a NASA physicist could explain to you why they can't do that.

02:28:23.000 Probably.

02:28:24.000 It's probably a reason why they can't do that.

02:28:25.000 Right.

02:28:26.000 Or like no magnets or nothing.

02:28:28.000 Right.

02:28:28.000 Nothing.

02:28:29.000 Not like a little fucking bungee cord. 0.99

02:28:31.000 Because it looked like that bag. 0.99

02:28:32.000 When she opened it, everything was just floating.

02:28:34.000 Yeah. 0.95

02:28:34.000 I was like, damn, that don't seem like an efficient... 0.95

02:28:37.000 No, especially when you got those weird tips to your fingers. 0.99

02:28:39.000 You're probably not good at grabbing shit, but they probably have backups. 0.99

02:28:44.000 Just floats away. 1.00

02:28:46.000 Oh.

02:28:47.000 Yeah, but it looked like she... 1.00

02:28:48.000 How did you...

02:28:49.000 Why did she do that? 1.00

02:28:50.000 Well, I think she touched it to, like, set it down or something like that.

02:28:55.000 I don't know.

02:28:56.000 Don't give me anxiety.

02:28:57.000 Just seeing that lady on that machine all the way up there in space. 1.00

02:29:01.000 And your reflexes will be like, no!

02:29:04.000 It's so spooky.

02:29:05.000 But she's not the first one that's lost something, right?

02:29:08.000 Oh, I'm sure. 1.00

02:29:09.000 I'm sure guys have lost shit. 0.99

02:29:11.000 Have they lost people, though? 0.99

02:29:13.000 Have we ever lost a person from, like, floating off?

02:29:16.000 Oh, that's a good question.

02:29:18.000 Because that's one of those things where it's like, as soon as you let go, you dead.

02:29:23.000 You know what I mean?

02:29:24.000 It ain't like the movies.

02:29:25.000 It's like, as soon as you let go, you gone.

02:29:28.000 Because there's no way, like he said, there's no way for you to, I mean, maybe some real... 0.99

02:29:32.000 Some Iron Man shit. 0.99

02:29:33.000 Sure. 1.00

02:29:34.000 Yeah, but for you to do that, you would have to lose air.

02:29:37.000 You would have to risk losing air to propel yourself.

02:29:41.000 What?

02:29:41.000 There were three Russian cosmonauts that were lost in space.

02:29:45.000 The first guy almost.

02:29:47.000 What was his name?

02:29:47.000 Yuri Geller?

02:29:49.000 He almost got lost in space?

02:29:52.000 They just drifted away?

02:29:53.000 No, the first man in space was a Russian guy.

02:29:57.000 I think his name was Yuri something.

02:29:59.000 Yeah, you're right.

02:29:59.000 And he had a rip in his suit or something like that.

02:30:04.000 Oh, it depressurized on its way back.

02:30:06.000 Okay, yeah.

02:30:07.000 But he survived.

02:30:09.000 I don't think he was ever the same after that, but he survived.

02:30:13.000 And they first sent the dog up.

02:30:15.000 That dog died.

02:30:18.000 Yeah, for sure.

02:30:18.000 I forget the dog's name.

02:30:20.000 Uri Gagarin was the first guy.

02:30:21.000 Oh, Uri Gagarin.

02:30:23.000 Who did I say?

02:30:23.000 Uri Geller?

02:30:24.000 Yeah, that's the...

02:30:25.000 Yeah, Uri Geller's the magician.

02:30:26.000 Okay, yeah.

02:30:27.000 Uri Gagarin. 0.99

02:30:30.000 Yeah, that's a bad motherfucker, but he definitely didn't come back the same. 0.99

02:30:34.000 One orbit of Earth. 0.99

02:30:35.000 April 12th, 1961. Damn, back then. 0.99

02:30:40.000 You know, gangster, you had to be back then getting one of those fucking rockets. 1.00

02:30:44.000 Oh man, a Russian made one? 1.00

02:30:45.000 What did we do with the...

02:30:46.000 The bomb was dropped in 1903?

02:30:49.000 Sorry, the first plane was 1903, bomb was like 40 years later, and then less than 20 to get to space?

02:30:55.000 Yeah.

02:30:56.000 Hey, I know the United States got a lot of scientists from Operation Paperclip from Nazi Germany, but how many did Russia get?

02:31:06.000 A lot, the rest of them.

02:31:08.000 So is there a Russian rocket program like this one with Yuri Gagelin?

02:31:16.000 I think so.

02:31:18.000 Yeah, that's the dirty secret about space travel.

02:31:20.000 Did you see the new Indiana Jones movie by any chance?

02:31:22.000 No, I haven't seen it.

02:31:23.000 There's a little bit of that population paperclip in there.

02:31:25.000 The main bad Nazi guy was in the story.

02:31:29.000 You haven't seen any Indiana Jones movies?

02:31:31.000 No, I have.

02:31:32.000 Just not the newer one.

02:31:32.000 The newer one.

02:31:33.000 Oh, there's a new one?

02:31:34.000 Dial of Destiny is what it was called.

02:31:35.000 Yeah, it was out like a month ago.

02:31:37.000 Is it out?

02:31:38.000 Man.

02:31:38.000 I just watched it on digital.

02:31:40.000 Do the Nazis have dueling scars? 0.52

02:31:43.000 Not in...

02:31:44.000 Did he?

02:31:44.000 No.

02:31:44.000 I don't think so.

02:31:45.000 He's competing with so many good movies.

02:31:46.000 This might be the best movie year ever.

02:31:50.000 Really?

02:31:51.000 Yeah, and it's crazy to happen during a strike joint, but it's like...

02:31:54.000 They re-released Oldboy.

02:31:58.000 Have you ever seen Oldboy, Joe?

02:31:59.000 The original?

02:32:00.000 The Korean one? 0.99

02:32:01.000 Yes, I have.

02:32:03.000 They just re-released it in theaters.

02:32:05.000 Oh, wow.

02:32:06.000 So this guy was a Soviet operation, which more than 2,500 former Nazi German specialists from companies and institutions relevant to military and economic policy in the Soviet Union.

02:32:22.000 They came over just like they came over to America. 1.00

02:32:25.000 That's the dirty secret about rocket travel. 0.99

02:32:27.000 Like, the Nazis had amazing engineers and scientists, and these guys were ahead in rocketry, and we scooped all their evil motherfuckers up. 0.99

02:32:38.000 Why do you think that is? 0.98

02:32:39.000 Why do certain cultures have better engineering and all that? 0.99

02:32:44.000 That's a very good question.

02:32:46.000 It's like, who gets the jumpstart on steel, right?

02:32:49.000 You gotta think that if you're in Germany, Unlike the United States, it's not an emerging country.

02:32:54.000 It's been around for a long time.

02:32:57.000 They have a long history of automobiles.

02:33:02.000 Think about Mercedes-Benz.

02:33:05.000 What year was that developed?

02:33:07.000 Audi?

02:33:08.000 I think it's whatever your culture takes pride in.

02:33:11.000 If they take pride in engineering?

02:33:14.000 Yeah.

02:33:15.000 It's the way when you're in Japan, how the train's never late.

02:33:19.000 Like never.

02:33:21.000 The one time it was late, the guy had to go on TV and apologize.

02:33:26.000 Japanese corporations, the way they run them, man... 1.00

02:33:29.000 These people are very emotionally attached to the success and failure of their company.

02:33:36.000 And they will work very, very hard to make sure that they don't dishonor their company.

02:33:41.000 And they'll work you to death. 0.96

02:33:42.000 Yeah, literally.

02:33:44.000 And the products they make are all awesome.

02:33:47.000 But you know what?

02:33:48.000 Over there, the CEO... The ratio of CEO pay to worker pay is like 20 times less than here.

02:33:59.000 Really?

02:33:59.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:34:00.000 Interesting.

02:34:00.000 So the workers get paid more?

02:34:03.000 The workers get a bigger percentage of what the company makes.

02:34:06.000 Right.

02:34:07.000 Fair.

02:34:07.000 Yeah, that seems fair to me.

02:34:09.000 There's no CEOs over there that are... 0.93

02:34:11.000 I forget what the ratio is over here, but it's ridiculous. 0.74

02:34:15.000 Ours is the biggest, for sure.

02:34:17.000 The biggest gap between the workers and the CEO. Well, the wildest thing that we do is we have stuff that we can buy cheaper If we build it in places where they don't have any rules.

02:34:31.000 So we go to these places that don't have any rules and we build all this shit and then sell it in America. 0.98

02:34:37.000 That is a really wild loophole. 0.99

02:34:41.000 And here's the God honest truth.

02:34:43.000 Like you know how when you go to other countries how they have like if you buy a pack of cigarettes it'll have like somebody with lung cancer or something on the front. 0.95

02:34:50.000 It's like, if they started, if they had to tell you before you bought something, like all the horrific shit it was connected to, you'd still buy it. 0.96

02:35:00.000 They were like, hell, this new iPhone? 0.99

02:35:02.000 Yeah, well, two kids died in the factory that made this.

02:35:05.000 And you're like, I need that camera.

02:35:10.000 Well, now for sure, because people are addicted.

02:35:13.000 And also, there's not an ethical choice.

02:35:15.000 They would have to show you a picture of them for you to feel something.

02:35:17.000 If there was an ethical choice, like if you knew Samsung was making their phones in some factory in the United States where all the chips were made here and everybody was on union wages, they all got health care and benefits,

02:35:32.000 they all lived a nice middle-class life, And the phone was more money.

02:35:37.000 The phone would be like $2,500.

02:35:41.000 We've had this conversation too many times, but I think a lot of people would buy it.

02:35:46.000 I think if iPhone just had a Made in America phone as an option, and it became a status symbol to have the USA phone.

02:35:54.000 You know what?

02:35:55.000 I agree.

02:35:56.000 I think a lot of people would buy it, but I think you would be surprised at who didn't.

02:36:01.000 Most of the people making the most noise about this sort of thing would still be like, well, I can't.

02:36:07.000 What am I gonna do?

02:36:08.000 Yeah, I gotta buy the cheap one.

02:36:09.000 I have to.

02:36:10.000 I can't afford it.

02:36:12.000 Yeah.

02:36:13.000 Most of the same people that are mad at you for what you buy, they would still buy it.

02:36:16.000 Right.

02:36:17.000 Yeah, because that's what it boils down to.

02:36:18.000 It's like, you need money to live.

02:36:19.000 But it is one of the weird things about this country, is that everyone is addicted to their phone.

02:36:26.000 Everyone's phone is made by slaves. 0.99

02:36:29.000 It's made by, at the very bottom of the supply chain, they're taking minerals out of the ground in the Congo in abject poverty.

02:36:40.000 Horrific poverty. 0.99

02:36:41.000 Every phone has cobalt, and mining that shit is treacherous. 1.00

02:36:47.000 Treacherous. 1.00

02:36:48.000 Yeah.

02:36:48.000 Ain't no CEOs out there at the Kobo, man.

02:36:51.000 That Siddharth Kaur guy, the journalist that exposed that and came on the podcast and showed those videos about that.

02:36:57.000 Like, that guy.

02:36:58.000 I mean, he risked his literal life to go there and get footage of that and tell that story.

02:37:06.000 And I don't think it put a dent in the sales. 1.00

02:37:08.000 Poor son of a bitch. 1.00

02:37:09.000 Yeah, that ain't gonna change shit. 1.00

02:37:10.000 Look, money talk bullshit walk. 0.99

02:37:12.000 That's the cliche for a reason. 0.99

02:37:15.000 It's like... 0.97

02:37:15.000 Until you can affect money, no one gives a fuck about the story you tellin'. 0.97

02:37:20.000 It's true. 0.98

02:37:21.000 Yeah.

02:37:21.000 If you don't stop the money from moving, you just out there screaming.

02:37:26.000 Remember Occupy Wall Street?

02:37:27.000 Yes.

02:37:29.000 When they thought those kids was about to run up in Wall Street, they were scared to death.

02:37:33.000 When they knew they were just gonna camp outside, they were like, oh yeah, let's be out there.

02:37:36.000 Yeah.

02:37:37.000 We'll go in the back way. 0.99

02:37:39.000 You know, it's like, if you just making noise, that shit don't work no more. 0.99

02:37:42.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:37:42.000 Nah. 0.99

02:37:44.000 I think if something like that happened today, they'd be terrified.

02:37:46.000 Talk about Wall Street?

02:37:47.000 Yeah, because people seem a little bit more prone to violence.

02:37:50.000 Yeah, people are more dangerous today.

02:37:51.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:37:52.000 And you wouldn't be able to...

02:37:53.000 I mean, the thing is, if the cops got on board, like if you couldn't count on the police to protect you, that would be a whole other thing.

02:38:02.000 It's a whole other thing.

02:38:03.000 Yeah, yeah. 0.98

02:38:04.000 But damn, are we really ready for the world to change in that way, though? 0.98

02:38:08.000 I don't know. 0.99

02:38:10.000 I don't know.

02:38:10.000 There would have to be something that's egregious where people could all agree that this one institution is ruining our country and ruining our lives and they're somehow or another getting away with it and people decide to go to that place.

02:38:24.000 Well, I just think it's easy to get behind a sentiment when it don't cost you nothing.

02:38:29.000 Also, you have to consider that if you are planning something like this, you're going to get infiltrated by the federal government.

02:38:37.000 It's going to be agent provocateurs. 0.94

02:38:41.000 That's standard play, but there's no fucking way they're going to let you go storm some institution somewhere. 0.97

02:38:49.000 Some banking institution or some... 0.98

02:38:51.000 Later. 0.99

02:38:53.000 And just fucking shut everything down. 0.99

02:38:57.000 There's no way they're going to let you do that. 0.97

02:39:01.000 So they're gonna probably just join your group, and they're gonna find out everything about you, and they're gonna catch a couple of people and turn them, turn them into informants, and so they're gonna give you immunity, but you have to testify against these people, and then, yeah, it's over.

02:39:14.000 I don't know what kind of world we live in, man.

02:39:16.000 I know too much stuff.

02:39:17.000 Yeah.

02:39:18.000 I could've gone the rest of my life without knowing that Steven Seagal made a reggae song.

02:39:24.000 You know what I mean?

02:39:25.000 Yeah.

02:39:26.000 I didn't want to have to hear it.

02:39:26.000 Now it's like stuck in me.

02:39:30.000 Yeah, you're inundated with stuff.

02:39:34.000 Too much information.

02:39:35.000 And it's like every day there's a new tragedy.

02:39:38.000 Every day...

02:39:39.000 Excuse me.

02:39:40.000 There's a new natural disaster.

02:39:41.000 There's something going on in the South Pole.

02:39:44.000 Directed energy weapons.

02:39:46.000 You know the best thing that I've done for myself recently is I started scheduling a Do Not Disturb for Mondays.

02:39:55.000 Scheduling it?

02:39:55.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:39:56.000 So on Monday at midnight...

02:39:59.000 I don't get no phone calls.

02:40:01.000 I don't get no notifications.

02:40:02.000 Oh, you schedule it on your phone, so it switches to Do Not Disturb mode.

02:40:05.000 It switches to Do Not Disturb on Monday morning, and it's like that all day.

02:40:10.000 So, I mean, obviously, if you call me twice, it'll come through, like, you know, whatever. 0.97

02:40:14.000 But other than that, I don't see this shit unless I want to. 0.99

02:40:17.000 That's good. 0.99

02:40:17.000 Yeah, and it's like, I got, because I can't deal with that. 0.99

02:40:21.000 I can't deal with all, I'm just overly stimulated.

02:40:23.000 Yeah.

02:40:24.000 You're overly stimulated and people are always sending me links to tweets and links to videos and links to watch this documentary.

02:40:30.000 I'm like, how?

02:40:32.000 Yeah.

02:40:32.000 I don't have any time.

02:40:34.000 It's like you're constantly getting...

02:40:36.000 But the good thing is you're finding out about a lot of stuff.

02:40:39.000 I think way more aware of just what's going on in the world now.

02:40:45.000 Like human beings in general, but people that are paying attention in particular are way more aware of what's going on in the world than they ever were when I was like 20. Like when I was 20, the kids 20 years old today, they know way more about how fucking weird the world is.

02:41:02.000 Some would say too much. 0.88

02:41:04.000 I bet some before the fucking internet and before television and before the newspapers would also say that's too much. 0.98

02:41:12.000 You know what it is, man? 0.99

02:41:14.000 There's nothing worse than a young cynic.

02:41:17.000 It's like you're 17 and you're already cynical. 1.00

02:41:20.000 You're supposed to live ignorant with pie-in-the-sky ideals. 0.98

02:41:26.000 Party, have a good time. 1.00

02:41:28.000 Have some damn positivity, some hope. 0.99

02:41:31.000 Yes. 0.99

02:41:32.000 Positivity and hope.

02:41:34.000 Was that a bug?

02:41:36.000 I didn't see a bug.

02:41:37.000 We were talking about there's never been a bug in here.

02:41:40.000 Now you're seeing bugs.

02:41:43.000 Yeah, I mean, you don't want young cynics, but I'm not even saying it that way.

02:41:47.000 I'm just saying they're more aware of how bizarre everything is.

02:41:51.000 Something that's not going to turn out well.

02:41:53.000 But there's a very real possibility that it might not turn out well.

02:41:56.000 Oh, no, Joe.

02:41:57.000 We're doomed.

02:41:58.000 I'm full on.

02:42:00.000 Really?

02:42:00.000 Yeah, because the solution to all the major problems that face humanity require a bit of selfless cooperation that I just don't think humans are capable of.

02:42:15.000 Really?

02:42:15.000 On a grand scale.

02:42:17.000 No, no, no.

02:42:18.000 It's so easy to divide humans, you know, because we have so many differences.

02:42:24.000 There's way more differences than we have Perceived connection, right?

02:42:28.000 So it's like, even if you get people to unite for a little bit, it's only a matter of time when they fall apart.

02:42:33.000 Well, people also love to collect in groups and then go after other groups.

02:42:39.000 Right.

02:42:39.000 You know, they love to do that.

02:42:41.000 It makes them a part of something bigger than themselves. 0.99

02:42:43.000 That's why people love to call themselves activists when they're really just bitching about shit online. 0.92

02:42:48.000 Because you join a group of people that are also, like, into the same thing, and then you have, like, camaraderie within the group, you support each other's, like, posts and tweets and all that stuff. 0.97

02:42:59.000 You know what I'm saying?

02:43:00.000 It becomes very community-oriented.

02:43:02.000 It is wild to call yourself an activist when you're not leaving the house.

02:43:06.000 You're not active at all.

02:43:07.000 They're an online activist.

02:43:08.000 Yeah, they call us slacktivists. 0.99

02:43:11.000 But I get why some people, even if what your cause is is fucking stupid, I get why you'd be drawn to being a part of a group. 0.99

02:43:20.000 Because a lot of people are alone. 0.99

02:43:22.000 They got nothing.

02:43:23.000 And if you become a part of a group, whatever that group is, especially if it's a noble cause, now you've got a purpose.

02:43:30.000 Now you're fighting for something.

02:43:33.000 Right.

02:43:33.000 I'm out here fighting for something.

02:43:35.000 I'm fighting for a better country. 0.99

02:43:37.000 You're not doing shit. 0.99

02:43:38.000 And then you get self-righteous with it. 0.97

02:43:41.000 Excuse me for caring about the world.

02:43:45.000 It's hard to have an objective opinion about so many different things.

02:43:50.000 Because so many different things that we talk about Your side already agrees that this is the solution.

02:43:58.000 Or your side already agrees that we must support Ukraine.

02:44:01.000 Or your side already agrees that climate change is real.

02:44:05.000 It becomes dogmatic.

02:44:07.000 But we're so vulnerable to that.

02:44:10.000 It's amazing.

02:44:12.000 It's amazing how vulnerable we are to that.

02:44:14.000 What it really is is that it distorts your Because we forget the truth is not just the conclusion, but it's also, like we were talking earlier, how do you decide what's true?

02:44:29.000 That's just as important as whatever you're saying the truth is.

02:44:32.000 And when you get in groups and get into the dogma, it completely takes it away.

02:44:37.000 There's just the truth.

02:44:38.000 And we don't get to scrutinize how we got there or any of that.

02:44:42.000 It's just you believe this or you're not a true believer.

02:44:46.000 You're not part of the group.

02:44:47.000 So it takes away people's ability to be discerning.

02:44:51.000 Yeah, it does.

02:44:52.000 And there's also a fear of stepping out of the lines because if you're living like a lot of this is interaction you're having on social media, which in which people are much more likely to attack you, much more likely to insult you than it would be to your face if you were saying the same thing.

02:45:08.000 So it's like then you feel that like, oh, I'm being attacked.

02:45:14.000 And then you get caught up in this weird web of, like, checking all your mentions and seeing who's mad at you for what you said.

02:45:21.000 Oh, yeah. 0.99

02:45:22.000 I stopped giving a fuck. 1.00

02:45:24.000 I really did. 0.99

02:45:25.000 Because I realized, like, I don't have time for that.

02:45:27.000 Like, I'm not going to argue with you for free.

02:45:30.000 You know?

02:45:30.000 Yeah.

02:45:30.000 I don't have time for that.

02:45:32.000 It's interesting to see people lose their whole life to it, though.

02:45:35.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:45:35.000 Some people get too obsessed with it.

02:45:37.000 Like I told you, I don't watch the news.

02:45:41.000 I only absorb the news that rises to my attention.

02:45:45.000 So while I'm looking up like this, if something come up here, I don't look at it.

02:45:49.000 Ari was just saying the exact same thing.

02:45:51.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:45:51.000 I'm with him on that.

02:45:52.000 I mean, he went extreme.

02:45:54.000 He doesn't know what's going on.

02:45:56.000 Right.

02:45:57.000 But it's...

02:45:59.000 I feel like it makes my opinions pure that I'm not being...

02:46:03.000 Because it's hard to get the news without being told how to feel about it simultaneously.

02:46:08.000 Right.

02:46:08.000 Like, here's the news and here's also the correct feeling from your group.

02:46:13.000 Right.

02:46:13.000 Right?

02:46:14.000 And it's like, it makes you be fake, you know?

02:46:17.000 And so I'd rather hear about the news...

02:46:18.000 I only really hear about the news when I'm doing my podcast.

02:46:22.000 BS with Brian Simpson, available every Thursday on all platforms.

02:46:25.000 I... I wait till my producer tells me some shit. 1.00

02:46:29.000 And that's when I know the news. 0.99

02:46:31.000 I very rarely am I looking for...

02:46:33.000 Because I hate that.

02:46:35.000 You know people that are obsessed with Trump and obsessed with Biden.

02:46:39.000 And every time you see him, depending on what side of you, they got new facts for you. 1.00

02:46:44.000 Damn, man. 0.99

02:46:45.000 What's the point of that? 1.00

02:46:47.000 What is the point of that?

02:46:47.000 You don't get anything out of knowing all this...

02:46:50.000 You know, you've already decided who you're going to vote for and that's all the power you have.

02:46:54.000 Because they're caught up in a game.

02:46:55.000 It's like rooting for the dolphins. 1.00

02:46:57.000 You're caught up in this fucking thing. 1.00

02:46:59.000 Like, you know, we're playing Pittsburgh. 1.00

02:47:01.000 Fuck Pittsburgh. 1.00

02:47:02.000 Right. 1.00

02:47:03.000 You know, it's just people just get wrapped up in this idea that if somehow or another Biden stays in office, everything's going to be great.

02:47:10.000 If Trump gets in office, the world's going to end.

02:47:13.000 Or vice versa.

02:47:14.000 Or vice versa.

02:47:16.000 You know what's so funny?

02:47:19.000 Almost nothing will change no matter who it is.

02:47:23.000 Some things will change.

02:47:24.000 That's where I'm at.

02:47:25.000 Surface level things will change, but the main agenda, the real powers that be, they ain't letting it shift.

02:47:31.000 They let little stuff change so you feel like you have power. 0.96

02:47:37.000 But the main agenda, that shit ain't shifting. 0.95

02:47:39.000 But what's interesting is if... 0.98

02:47:44.000 If we're going to find out how much power they really have to decide who becomes president, because if Trump wins, what do they do?

02:47:56.000 What do they do then?

02:47:58.000 Let him be president from prison?

02:48:02.000 I don't know.

02:48:04.000 Do you think he has a real shot at going to prison?

02:48:06.000 No.

02:48:08.000 No!

02:48:10.000 Listen, I think it's cute.

02:48:12.000 It's cute. 0.99

02:48:13.000 But look, man, again, money talk bullshit, Walt. 1.00

02:48:17.000 When has a billionaire ever gone to prison for any reason other than fucking with other rich people's money? 0.99

02:48:30.000 That's the only time you see people that rich go to prison.

02:48:34.000 There's no other time.

02:48:35.000 So this hope that he's going to be the first one, I highly doubt it.

02:48:39.000 I could be wrong, but generally, people that are his rich, they don't go to prison.

02:48:46.000 We were just talking about that the other day.

02:48:47.000 They didn't even put the Sackler family in jail.

02:48:50.000 Right. 1.00

02:48:51.000 Because they was fucking with poor people. 1.00

02:48:54.000 They put Bernie Madoff in jail. 1.00

02:48:56.000 They put Elizabeth Holmes in jail. 0.98

02:48:59.000 They put the Enron dudes, they put them down because they was fucking with other rich people. 0.98

02:49:05.000 But as long as you stick to fucking with poor people or trying to cheat, you ain't going to prison. 0.98

02:49:10.000 You're not. 0.99

02:49:11.000 I don't think so.

02:49:13.000 If Trump actually goes to prison, that will mark some kind of progress, I suppose.

02:49:19.000 You know, but at the end of the day, they all look out for each other. 0.99

02:49:22.000 But not really, because if you could target your political enemies and have them locked up to prevent them from being able to run against you, that's some Banana Republic shit. 0.97

02:49:32.000 That's where it gets dangerous, because they could use it on the other people, too. 0.98

02:49:34.000 Right, exactly.

02:49:35.000 The real smart people know that what you're actually doing is setting a precedent.

02:49:43.000 Yes.

02:49:44.000 And you don't...

02:49:46.000 And it's real fine when it's happening to the person you want it to happen to.

02:49:49.000 Exactly.

02:49:50.000 But what happens when the other side has that power?

02:49:53.000 Exactly.

02:49:53.000 It's going to be a problem.

02:49:55.000 It's going to be a big problem.

02:49:56.000 Yeah, and that's also why they never really lock each other up.

02:49:59.000 Why they always pardon one another and all that.

02:50:01.000 Because, you know, they know whatever precedent they set, it could happen to them.

02:50:06.000 Yeah.

02:50:07.000 The pardon thing is why.

02:50:09.000 I wouldn't even be shocked.

02:50:10.000 Actually, I don't think Biden can pardon Trump because it's not a federal thing.

02:50:15.000 I think it's a state thing.

02:50:18.000 But I wouldn't be surprised if the governor of Georgia pardons Trump.

02:50:22.000 Interesting.

02:50:24.000 Just to prevent a constitutional crisis because there's nothing in the Constitution that tells us what to do if a former president goes to prison.

02:50:31.000 Didn't we just talk about that?

02:50:34.000 Someone, someone, no.

02:50:36.000 I think the governor of Georgia doesn't have the power to pardon him.

02:50:44.000 No?

02:50:45.000 I'm thinking they don't.

02:50:47.000 I think someone just told me this.

02:50:48.000 Okay, let me see.

02:50:54.000 I think it's one of those weird cases.

02:50:56.000 Georgia is one of the four states whose governor does not have the authority to grant clemency, although the governor retains indirect influence by virtue of his power to appoint board members.

02:51:04.000 That's what this says when looking up pardons.

02:51:07.000 That's even better.

02:51:08.000 That's crazy.

02:51:09.000 So then he could have the board do it and not take a political hit?

02:51:12.000 Yes.

02:51:13.000 I think it's even more likely.

02:51:14.000 Georgia does not have the authority to hand out pardons.

02:51:16.000 So who can hand out pardons?

02:51:18.000 A five-person state board.

02:51:20.000 Interesting.

02:51:21.000 Wow.

02:51:22.000 Wow.

02:51:23.000 Interesting.

02:51:23.000 Ooh, this is spicy.

02:51:25.000 Interesting.

02:51:27.000 Brian Simpson, I gotta wrap this up.

02:51:29.000 Let's get it.

02:51:30.000 Thank you, brother.

02:51:31.000 Very good to see you, as always.

02:51:32.000 Thank you.

02:51:32.000 It's been a lot of fun.

02:51:33.000 Thanks for having me, man.

02:51:34.000 My pleasure.

02:51:34.000 It's been a lot of fun hanging with you at the club.

02:51:37.000 Tell everybody upcoming tour dates, social media.

02:51:42.000 Oh, yeah.

02:51:42.000 The next place I'm coming is Chicago.

02:51:44.000 Go to bryonsimpsoncomedy.com to get those tickets or go to my link tree or BS Comedian and follow me on socials.

02:51:50.000 Also listen to my podcast BS with Brian Simpson on all the platforms.

02:51:53.000 Yeah, Zany's Chicago. 1.00

02:51:55.000 Oh, goddamn. 0.99

02:51:57.000 SideSplitters in Tampa is coming up. 0.99

02:51:59.000 Rumors in Canada.

02:52:00.000 Why did I agree to go to Canada?

02:52:01.000 Zany's in Chicago is a great room.

02:52:03.000 Rick Bradson's House of Comedy, that's also Canada.

02:52:06.000 Yeah, Zany's Chicago.

02:52:08.000 It's a great room.

02:52:09.000 Yeah, Zany's in Nashville.

02:52:10.000 Yeah, those are really good rooms.

02:52:11.000 Yeah, great rooms.

02:52:12.000 Alright, thank you.

02:52:13.000 Bye everybody.

The Joe Rogan Experience - September 14, 2023

Joe Rogan Experience #2035 - Brian Simpson

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