The Joe Rogan Experience - September 27, 2023


Joe Rogan Experience #2040 - Eddie Bravo

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In this episode, the guys talk about the Aaron Rodgers injury and how it affected the Jets and the rest of the league. They also talk about how the Browns are doing great and how they should be a playoff team in the AFC. Also, the boys talk about what they would like to see the Browns do in the playoffs and what they need to do in order to make a run at it. The guys also talk a little bit about jujitsu and some other stuff that goes on in the world of sports and life in general. Enjoy and spread the word to your friends and family about this episode of the podcast. If you like the podcast, please consider becoming a patron supporter and/or share it on your social media accounts. We appreciate your support and look forward to seeing you in the next episode. XOXO -The Guys Who Play Football Podcast Xoxo -The Boys Who Play College Football xoxo-Bobby and the Guys Who Go to the NFL - The Guys Who Don t Talk About It -Bobby & the Boys Who Don't Talk About Football - The Boys Who Go To The NFL - the guys Who Play The Game - the boys who don t talk about Football and talk about it - the ones who don't play the game and don't care about it and don t care about the game. -the guys that don't even care about football - the people who do the game, the ones that don t even play it, the other way, the people that do it, and the guys who do it and are the things they do the most, the best, and they don't give a shit about it, so much so they do it the most amazing things, so they don t give a fuck about it. It's cool and they're doing it the best of their time to do the best they can do, so why not do it? -they're not going to stop doing it, but they're going to do it! -The guys who are going to give their best to do their best and they are doing the most than they can and they will do it in a way they can, so it's not even care and they can't do it... - they're not even better than that? . - The boys who have the best and the worst of the best than you can do it with their time and they deserve to have the most they can...

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00:00:11.000 I went to my first NFL game.
00:00:14.000 Yeah.
00:00:15.000 What?
00:00:15.000 Yeah.
00:00:16.000 Are we on?
00:00:17.000 Yeah, we're up.
00:00:17.000 We're up.
00:00:18.000 The Jets versus the Cowboys.
00:00:20.000 Oh.
00:00:21.000 Yeah.
00:00:22.000 In Dallas.
00:00:23.000 Yeah, Cowboys.
00:00:24.000 That just happened, right?
00:00:26.000 Two weeks ago?
00:00:27.000 Or last week?
00:00:27.000 Last week.
00:00:29.000 Last Sunday?
00:00:30.000 Yeah, a week ago.
00:00:31.000 A week ago?
00:00:32.000 Yeah. 0.97
00:00:32.000 It was fucking awesome! 0.97
00:00:33.000 How many people does that place see? 0.98
00:00:36.000 That one's probably close to 100. It's amazing.
00:00:38.000 80 plus. 0.99
00:00:39.000 That place is fucking amazing. 0.98
00:00:41.000 I've never seen an NFL game live. 0.99
00:00:43.000 I'm so into football, man.
00:00:45.000 I get it now.
00:00:46.000 I'm so into it.
00:00:46.000 Bro, I get it.
00:00:47.000 I'm friends with Aaron Rodgers, and I don't even watch football.
00:00:50.000 Yeah.
00:00:51.000 And Aaron was supposed to play, but then Aaron blew out his Achilles tendon real bad.
00:00:55.000 Yeah, first drive of the first game.
00:00:59.000 Crazy. 1.00
00:00:59.000 All this hype, like the craziest shit. 1.00
00:01:01.000 All this hype about Aaron Rodgers going to the Jets, And the crazy thing is, they had drafted like a year or two before that Zach Wilson, who was like a number one draft pick. 0.99
00:01:10.000 He was supposed to be the, you know, the new quarterback that was going to take the Jets to the Super Bowl.
00:01:15.000 But he's had a miserable last couple of years.
00:01:19.000 And so instead of giving up on him, the Jets said, okay, let's bring in Aaron Rodgers.
00:01:26.000 Because Green Bay was moving on from Aaron Rodgers.
00:01:29.000 They got this guy, Love.
00:01:31.000 Eventually, like all the legends, eventually their last couple years, they play on another team.
00:01:35.000 Like Tom Brady, Peyton Manning.
00:01:38.000 The last couple years, they go to a different team.
00:01:41.000 They got to get paid.
00:01:43.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:01:44.000 That's a lot of money.
00:01:45.000 I get it.
00:01:46.000 Yeah.
00:01:47.000 And then the first drive.
00:01:49.000 After all that hype with Aaron Rodgers.
00:01:51.000 Aaron Rodgers in New York City, it was huge.
00:01:53.000 And then boom, he's gone for the season.
00:01:55.000 Yeah, he thinks he'll be back in six months.
00:01:59.000 He said it's usually 6 to 12 months, but he said that's for vaccinating people.
00:02:06.000 But then my Browns, you know, I'm following the Browns every day in the offseason. 0.98
00:02:14.000 Undrafted free agents, the fucking draft, everything. 0.99
00:02:17.000 Really? 0.99
00:02:17.000 You're all in, huh? 0.99
00:02:19.000 I'm all in.
00:02:19.000 I love it.
00:02:20.000 I love it.
00:02:20.000 It's such an amazing sport.
00:02:22.000 Every player has their own mission.
00:02:25.000 And the quarterback needs to know as many of those missions as possible.
00:02:29.000 He needs to know what's going on.
00:02:30.000 But everyone else, they just need one mission.
00:02:33.000 They got one mission.
00:02:34.000 Every player, everybody's doing something different.
00:02:36.000 It's incredible to watch.
00:02:37.000 And then there's all these coaches.
00:02:38.000 Yeah.
00:02:39.000 I'm actually friends with, do you remember there was a Sports Illustrated article on a football coach that was an offensive line coach that was teaching jujitsu to NFL players to help them in the offensive line?
00:02:55.000 That's Scott Peters from the Cleveland Browns.
00:02:58.000 Really?
00:02:58.000 Yeah, there was an article on it.
00:02:59.000 And I remember reading it a couple years ago.
00:03:01.000 What would help with jujitsu?
00:03:03.000 Just being able to clinch?
00:03:04.000 Understanding how to throw bodies around?
00:03:06.000 I think...
00:03:07.000 I think so.
00:03:08.000 Wrestling?
00:03:09.000 Yeah.
00:03:09.000 Wrestling seems like it would help a lot.
00:03:10.000 Touch, feel, you know, balance.
00:03:13.000 But I'm not sure.
00:03:15.000 I need to talk to him about that because I just met him via text through a friend.
00:03:19.000 I had a guy on a podcast.
00:03:20.000 He knows him.
00:03:21.000 And apparently he played football too.
00:03:24.000 His name is Scott Peters.
00:03:25.000 And when he retired, he started doing MMA and started doing jiu-jitsu and fell in love with it.
00:03:31.000 Then he got a job.
00:03:33.000 He's an assistant offensive line coach for the Browns.
00:03:36.000 And he's all about teaching them jujitsu.
00:03:38.000 He's pretty badass. 0.78
00:03:40.000 Well, I'd imagine those guys are all badasses.
00:03:42.000 They want to learn jujitsu.
00:03:43.000 Who doesn't want to learn jujitsu? 1.00
00:03:45.000 Who's going, nah, I don't want to learn that shit? 1.00
00:03:48.000 A lot of people, actually. 1.00
00:03:49.000 They just don't want to get strangled.
00:03:50.000 They don't want to start out as beginners.
00:03:52.000 The same thing happened to the Browns, though.
00:03:54.000 Second week...
00:03:56.000 On paper, the Browns look like a playoff contender for sure, on paper.
00:04:00.000 But everyone, you know, it's all about how you execute and how it all gels.
00:04:05.000 But the one constant that we have, we have the best running back in the game, Nick Chubb.
00:04:09.000 Best running back, he rarely ever gets hurt.
00:04:12.000 You know, we needed some wide receivers, we needed some defensive linemen.
00:04:15.000 We got all new defensive linemen except for Myles Garrett.
00:04:20.000 New defensive coordinator, but we always knew Nick Chubb.
00:04:23.000 We got the best running back in the game, probably ever.
00:04:26.000 His average is 5.4.
00:04:28.000 A carry that's huge.
00:04:29.000 That's like top three in NFL history.
00:04:30.000 It's incredible.
00:04:31.000 He's so good. 0.99
00:04:33.000 Second week, Monday Night Football, his leg fucking broke. 0.99
00:04:36.000 It was so gruesome. 0.99
00:04:37.000 Is that the one when it broke at the knee?
00:04:39.000 Yeah.
00:04:39.000 Oh, I saw that.
00:04:41.000 They didn't show the replays.
00:04:43.000 They didn't show the replays.
00:04:44.000 Oh.
00:04:44.000 I saw it online.
00:04:45.000 They showed it online.
00:04:46.000 Oh my god, it was horrible.
00:04:48.000 Yeah, that was devastating.
00:04:49.000 I got sad like it was like for two or three days. 0.88
00:04:51.000 I was like, oh my god, I spent all this fucking time and now we just lost our best player. 1.00
00:04:57.000 Fuck! 1.00
00:04:59.000 But they came back the next week, which was yesterday, and dominated the Titans. 1.00
00:05:03.000 So they adjusted.
00:05:07.000 Yeah.
00:05:07.000 And they're all doing it for Nick Chubb.
00:05:09.000 I guarantee you that, you know, it used to be that if you got like an ACL injury, you were never coming back to any sport.
00:05:17.000 And now MMA fighters get ACL injuries all the time.
00:05:20.000 And they get rehab and they come back and they're good to go.
00:05:23.000 I guarantee you, in the future, they're gonna be able to regenerate tissue in some wild way where those injuries are just gonna be commonplace.
00:05:31.000 No big deal, they'll just fix you.
00:05:32.000 I hope so.
00:05:33.000 Apparently, he just, apparently...
00:05:35.000 It looks like everything would have ripped, right?
00:05:37.000 The PCL, the ACL, everything.
00:05:39.000 But apparently they're saying it was just the MCL. What?
00:05:42.000 And that it's not that bad.
00:05:43.000 Show that again.
00:05:44.000 Can we see that?
00:05:45.000 I wouldn't see it.
00:05:47.000 They didn't show the replay, and I wouldn't even see it.
00:05:49.000 There's a still frame.
00:05:51.000 It's pointed forward, and his body's sideways, and the knee is bent. 1.00
00:05:57.000 Oh, shit. 0.99
00:05:58.000 Oh, my God. 1.00
00:05:59.000 It's the same knee he injured in college.
00:06:01.000 And look at him, chilling.
00:06:03.000 No, that's him.
00:06:04.000 He was screaming.
00:06:04.000 I'm sure, but right there he looks pretty calm.
00:06:07.000 I'd be fucking crying like a baby. 0.99
00:06:08.000 I think he's crying. 0.99
00:06:10.000 Oh, look at him right there.
00:06:11.000 He's screaming.
00:06:12.000 But the amount of pain he must have been in there.
00:06:15.000 Agony. 1.00
00:06:16.000 Look at that shit. 1.00
00:06:18.000 He knew what was about to happen, too. 1.00
00:06:19.000 He just did this rehab a couple years ago.
00:06:21.000 Oh, no.
00:06:22.000 See this one right here?
00:06:25.000 Oh, Jesus, that's him?
00:06:26.000 That's him in college.
00:06:27.000 Oh, my God.
00:06:28.000 So it was probably already weak. 0.53
00:06:30.000 Well, again, he's the baddest.
00:06:33.000 Oh my god.
00:06:34.000 In the NFL, he's known for his work ethic in the weight room.
00:06:40.000 He's like, what does he squat? 0.52
00:06:42.000 Something ridiculous, Jamie? 1.00
00:06:43.000 He always puts up videos where he's squatting ridiculous shit. 0.99
00:06:48.000 675 here. 0.99
00:06:49.000 675. Jesus Christ.
00:06:51.000 What's your max?
00:06:52.000 I don't max.
00:06:53.000 Oh my god.
00:06:55.000 That's him.
00:06:56.000 Bro, I watched this guy who was doing that and both his legs exploded.
00:07:01.000 You know those Instagram clips?
00:07:03.000 There's so many Instagram clips. 0.99
00:07:04.000 Tom Segura and I... Every day when I wake up in the morning to take a leak and I check my phone, Tom Segura is sending me some fucking horrible video. 0.99
00:07:13.000 We share horrible videos to each other. 0.97
00:07:15.000 It's like, I'll show you the thread. 0.99
00:07:17.000 We got an ongoing thread of me and him, just the worst shit we can find online, we send to each other. 0.97
00:07:23.000 And every day I get nervous every time I open up my phone. 0.99
00:07:26.000 It's all fucking, it's all like, yeah, I sent him this one today. 0.94
00:07:30.000 This guy's brakes failed. 0.99
00:07:32.000 Let me send you this, Jamie.
00:07:34.000 This one's horrible.
00:07:36.000 There's so many videos like that.
00:07:38.000 Have you ever seen more people die than on Instagram lately?
00:07:44.000 What do you mean?
00:07:45.000 Oh, death?
00:07:45.000 Death.
00:07:46.000 Oh.
00:07:47.000 I've seen more people get shot, more people get run over by cars, more people get gored by bulls, more people get bit by alligators.
00:07:56.000 Yeah, I saw...
00:07:57.000 Look at this one.
00:07:59.000 Brakes failed.
00:08:00.000 Boom! 0.99
00:08:00.000 Look at this. 0.99
00:08:02.000 How insane is that, dude? 1.00
00:08:07.000 Fuck! 1.00
00:08:07.000 That can happen at any time. 1.00
00:08:09.000 At any time.
00:08:10.000 I think about that all the time when I'm on the highway.
00:08:12.000 You know, when I come home from the mothership, at nighttime in Texas, that's when all the truck drivers are on the road.
00:08:19.000 And so when I come home, sometimes, like, we're the only car on the road.
00:08:25.000 It's like all trucks.
00:08:26.000 It's all semis.
00:08:28.000 And one time there was some sort of a traffic thing.
00:08:31.000 So the opposite side of the road, all the traffic was shut down, and it was hundreds of semis.
00:08:39.000 Hundreds!
00:08:40.000 I'm like, I guess they just drive at night.
00:08:43.000 Like, when there's gonna be no traffic.
00:08:45.000 That's when they can make the most time.
00:08:47.000 That makes sense. 0.99
00:08:48.000 It makes sense, but it's like, one of those fucking dudes is not paying attention, or their fucking Adderall runs out, or whatever, and they fall asleep at the wheel, and you're done, man. 0.99
00:08:57.000 You know, a video I just saw was a couple Male and female, like, off to the side of the road on the freeway. 0.99
00:09:05.000 And they're like, I don't know, they broke down. 0.96
00:09:07.000 And this tire got loose and was coming and rolling down and fucking went right into the chick. 1.00
00:09:14.000 It was horrible, man. 0.99
00:09:16.000 It was horrible, man.
00:09:18.000 Have you seen that, Jamie? 0.99
00:09:19.000 That one's fucked up. 0.99
00:09:20.000 Tires take people out, man. 1.00
00:09:22.000 They take people out.
00:09:23.000 Because they pop off sometimes. 1.00
00:09:25.000 People don't check their fucking lug nuts. 1.00
00:09:27.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:09:28.000 Do you see that one lady who was driving on the highway? 0.91
00:09:31.000 She was on pills and the cops pulled her over and she had no wheel. 1.00
00:09:36.000 Her right passenger side front wheel was gone and she's driving on the brake.
00:09:42.000 So she's got her rotors and it's just sparking.
00:09:44.000 She doesn't even know anything's wrong.
00:09:48.000 And the cops pull her over. 0.99
00:09:49.000 And they're like, what the fuck are you doing? 0.99
00:09:50.000 She's like, what? 1.00
00:09:51.000 What's going on?
00:09:52.000 And they're like, are you on pills?
00:09:53.000 She's like, no, I'm not on pills.
00:09:55.000 Like, she's clearly on pills.
00:09:57.000 And you gotta think, like, how many people out...
00:09:58.000 You know how many people are on oxys, right?
00:10:01.000 Yeah.
00:10:02.000 How many people are just driving around on pills?
00:10:05.000 How are those still legal?
00:10:06.000 Incredible.
00:10:08.000 Incredible.
00:10:08.000 But meanwhile, marijuana isn't.
00:10:11.000 Meanwhile, mushrooms aren't.
00:10:12.000 Yeah, they're trying to get...
00:10:14.000 I keep seeing that they're still trying to get weed off schedule one.
00:10:19.000 Yeah.
00:10:19.000 I mean, it seems like it's close, right?
00:10:22.000 You would think that they...
00:10:25.000 Just make that happen already, because state after state after state is legalizing it, right?
00:10:30.000 What's the state of weed in Texas?
00:10:32.000 Texas, it's decriminalized in Austin.
00:10:36.000 It is illegal in Texas.
00:10:38.000 Bro, they arrested Willie Nelson.
00:10:40.000 That should be against the law.
00:10:42.000 And Tommy Chong.
00:10:42.000 Yeah, but Willie Nelson.
00:10:44.000 Tommy Chong was a different one.
00:10:45.000 Tommy Chong was a bad one.
00:10:48.000 And I talked to Tommy after it happened.
00:10:51.000 He did my podcast.
00:10:52.000 This was a long time ago.
00:10:53.000 They got him in Florida.
00:10:55.000 And all he was doing was selling bongs.
00:10:58.000 He was selling bongs.
00:10:59.000 But if you sell bongs in Florida, it was drug parnefinalia.
00:11:04.000 And so they threatened his family because it was a family business.
00:11:08.000 So Tommy's like, I'll go to jail.
00:11:10.000 So Tommy went to jail for them.
00:11:12.000 And then afterwards, I think they drug tested him for a long time.
00:11:16.000 I think part of the, you know, the conditions of his parole was that they had to randomly drug test him. 0.98
00:11:22.000 So he couldn't smoke any weed for a long fucking time. 0.98
00:11:26.000 Now he's selling weed. 0.99
00:11:28.000 And how much time did he do?
00:11:29.000 Did he do time?
00:11:30.000 He went to jail, right?
00:11:32.000 He did time.
00:11:33.000 I think Tommy Chong, I want to say he did two years. 0.99
00:11:37.000 Damn. 0.99
00:11:38.000 Let's find out. 0.99
00:11:38.000 Find out how much time did Tommy Chong do. 0.99
00:11:40.000 For weed?
00:11:40.000 Not even for weed, Eddie.
00:11:42.000 Eddie, for fucking bongs. 1.00
00:11:44.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:11:44.000 That was just half-baked. 1.00
00:11:46.000 For weed! 0.89
00:11:49.000 Yeah, it's pretty wild that in 2023 it's still illegal.
00:11:55.000 It's pretty wild.
00:11:56.000 It's pretty damn legal in California.
00:11:58.000 It should be.
00:11:59.000 It seems like you could just smoke weed anywhere.
00:12:01.000 Yeah, Vegas too.
00:12:03.000 That's what's wild.
00:12:04.000 Vegas?
00:12:04.000 Bro, there's people in jail for life in Vegas.
00:12:08.000 Still.
00:12:09.000 In the 1970s, if they caught you smoking weed, they'd put you in jail forever.
00:12:14.000 What does it say here?
00:12:15.000 Nine months.
00:12:16.000 Nine months in federal prison, a fine of $20,000, forfeiture of $103,514, and the loss of all merchandise seized during the raid on his business. 0.99
00:12:26.000 Fuck. 0.99
00:12:27.000 Scary. 1.00
00:12:28.000 Nine months for bongs. 1.00
00:12:31.000 And what year was that?
00:12:33.000 2004. Three and four, yeah.
00:12:35.000 Damn. 1.00
00:12:36.000 20 years ago. 1.00
00:12:37.000 Crazy.
00:12:37.000 Crazy.
00:12:38.000 Crazy. 0.94
00:12:41.000 Crazy.
00:12:42.000 Yeah.
00:12:43.000 Yeah, it's not right.
00:12:47.000 It doesn't make any sense.
00:12:48.000 And they got to know it now.
00:12:50.000 It's a slow trickle before things become legal.
00:12:53.000 But I thought the Biden administration, that was a part of their thing that they ran on, that they were going to decriminalize marijuana.
00:13:01.000 Yeah, that's one democratic issue that I'm with.
00:13:06.000 100%.
00:13:06.000 100%.
00:13:07.000 I'm with it.
00:13:08.000 I'm with it.
00:13:09.000 And, you know, in other states, like I believe in Oregon, they've decriminalized mushrooms.
00:13:15.000 What have they done with Oregon with mushrooms?
00:13:17.000 I think Oregon might have decriminalized everything.
00:13:22.000 I think Oregon is a wild state.
00:13:24.000 I think they might have decriminalized literally everything.
00:13:26.000 I think they decriminalized steroids.
00:13:28.000 I think they decriminalized mushrooms. 1.00
00:13:29.000 I think they decriminalized fucking everything. 0.99
00:13:32.000 Do you know in Vancouver, you can buy... 0.99
00:13:36.000 They have a place called the Drugs Store, and you can go in there and buy tested drugs.
00:13:42.000 So you can go in there and buy tested cocaine.
00:13:45.000 It's a brick-and-mortar store.
00:13:48.000 And this guy is...
00:13:51.000 Apparently testing the boundaries of the law. 1.00
00:13:53.000 I mean, what a fuck? 0.99
00:13:54.000 I would think that's a trap. 1.00
00:13:56.000 If I was walking into that drugstore, I was like, you got cocaine?
00:14:00.000 You have cocaine?
00:14:00.000 Pure cocaine for sale?
00:14:02.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:14:03.000 You wearing a wire, bitch? 1.00
00:14:04.000 Like, what the fuck is going on? 1.00
00:14:06.000 How are you? 0.99
00:14:07.000 What are you doing?
00:14:08.000 I'm gonna buy cocaine from you?
00:14:10.000 In a store?
00:14:11.000 Can I use my credit card?
00:14:12.000 I can?
00:14:14.000 See if you can find that, the drugs store.
00:14:18.000 I think it might have been shut down because the owner died from a suspected fentanyl overdose.
00:14:23.000 Whoops!
00:14:24.000 He wasn't taking his own product.
00:14:26.000 It's a short shutdown 24 hours later.
00:14:28.000 Oh, wow!
00:14:30.000 Yeah, they might have killed him, but... 1.00
00:14:32.000 I bet like some rival drug dealers are like, hey man, fuck you. 1.00
00:14:36.000 If he died for fentanyl, I don't think the government would have poisoned him with fentanyl. 1.00
00:14:41.000 Yeah, the fentanyl thing is crazy. 0.78
00:14:43.000 Crazy. 1.00
00:14:44.000 How could anybody want to do coke knowing that shit's out there? 1.00
00:14:49.000 I think they have tests. 0.99
00:14:52.000 But if you're one of those dudes who's partying, you're doing coke, you're not going, hey, do you guys have a test?
00:14:58.000 This also wasn't like a real store.
00:14:59.000 It was a pop-up shop.
00:15:01.000 Oh.
00:15:02.000 Like mobile, like almost a bus or something.
00:15:05.000 I thought it was at a brick-and-mortar store.
00:15:07.000 It says after parking his 24-foot camper on Main Street between Hastings and Cordova, he made his first test.
00:15:12.000 I think he was doing it.
00:15:14.000 I mean, it does show people walking in and out of a building, but it might have just been vacant.
00:15:17.000 They just kind of walked in.
00:15:18.000 I don't know.
00:15:18.000 You know what's crazy?
00:15:19.000 I was just in Japan, and you don't ever have to worry about any kind of crime in Japan.
00:15:25.000 Isn't it wild?
00:15:26.000 Japan's amazing.
00:15:27.000 There's no crime.
00:15:28.000 But, you know, it is.
00:15:30.000 That is definitely, and it's so clean.
00:15:32.000 They clean everything.
00:15:34.000 Everybody's super nice.
00:15:35.000 You know, everybody.
00:15:37.000 But you can't have a gun.
00:15:38.000 Right.
00:15:39.000 Yeah, they got everybody under control.
00:15:42.000 But I was there for Quintet, and Quintet is a team jujitsu tournament.
00:15:50.000 It's amazing.
00:15:51.000 Sakuraba, the pride legend, that's his show.
00:15:55.000 But this time...
00:15:57.000 Does he still grapple?
00:15:58.000 Yeah.
00:15:58.000 He's on the team.
00:15:59.000 He's got a team.
00:16:00.000 How's his knees?
00:16:01.000 I don't know.
00:16:02.000 Does he wrap them up like mommies still? 0.78
00:16:03.000 He doesn't really speak English, so we have a hard time...
00:16:08.000 He's awesome. 0.96
00:16:09.000 I fucking love him. 0.52
00:16:10.000 We just do like jokey stuff whenever I see him. 1.00
00:16:12.000 Because he's like a clown. 0.96
00:16:13.000 Yeah, he's so funny. 0.98
00:16:15.000 Yeah.
00:16:16.000 But so Quintet decided to co-promote with K1. You didn't know this?
00:16:23.000 No.
00:16:23.000 Dude, you're a kickboxing fanatic and you didn't know K1 brought back the heavyweight absolute tournament?
00:16:29.000 I heard they were doing that, but I didn't know they did it.
00:16:33.000 They brought it back.
00:16:34.000 And guess who they wanted to commentate?
00:16:36.000 You?
00:16:37.000 I'm like, why would I commentate a kickboxing?
00:16:40.000 That's like me commentating on football.
00:16:42.000 Exactly.
00:16:43.000 Exactly.
00:16:45.000 Same thing.
00:16:46.000 And they asked me because they co-promoted and...
00:16:49.000 It was like in this arena where they had two stages, the K1 stage and the quintet stage, and they kind of merged together, and K1 was during the day.
00:16:58.000 It started like at noon, and then after K1 was done, then it all shifted over here on the side and to the quintet side.
00:17:05.000 That started like at...
00:17:06.000 Like six or something, but they wanted me, they asked me if I wanted to commentate the heavyweight tournament.
00:17:11.000 I'm like, I know nothing about, the only thing I know about kickboxing is the old-school K-1, like Peter Ertz, I met him, he was there.
00:17:19.000 Peter Ertz.
00:17:19.000 Ron LeBanner, Ernesto Hoost.
00:17:21.000 Yeah, Ray Sifu and all those guys, and Semmy Schilt.
00:17:25.000 The old-school K-1, the classic ones where dudes were getting shut off left and right.
00:17:29.000 Left and right.
00:17:30.000 And this one was, because apparently they hadn't done the absolute heavyweight tournament that the eight-man one in a while. 0.99
00:17:38.000 They've been sticking to K1 Max, like lightweights and middleweights, and they're some bad motherfuckers. 0.83
00:17:44.000 So I don't pay attention to kickboxing at all, so I wouldn't even know what K1 Max was. 0.99
00:17:50.000 I learned all the shit while I was there. 0.87
00:17:52.000 And so they had an eight-man absolute tournament, all new guys. 0.99
00:17:58.000 And dude, there was this fucking 6'8 Chinese dude, straight coming out with the CCP flag and everything, looking like Chinese Ivan Drago. 0.98
00:18:08.000 What does he look like? 0.99
00:18:09.000 I mean, what's his name? 0.99
00:18:10.000 He fucked everybody up. 0.99
00:18:11.000 Really? 1.00
00:18:12.000 He fucked everybody up. 0.99
00:18:13.000 Pull up a video. 0.99
00:18:13.000 Dude, his name is like Say Luz, something like that. 0.99
00:18:20.000 We'll find out.
00:18:21.000 Scary.
00:18:22.000 Not this guy.
00:18:23.000 That's him.
00:18:23.000 That's him right there.
00:18:25.000 Damn, that guy's huge. 0.99
00:18:26.000 He's like 6'7", 6'8". 1.00
00:18:27.000 Wow. 0.99
00:18:28.000 He fucked everybody up, dude. 0.99
00:18:30.000 Oh my god, look at the size of that guy. 1.00
00:18:32.000 With leg kicks.
00:18:33.000 He got incredible footwork. 1.00
00:18:35.000 Look at the size of his fucking legs. 1.00
00:18:37.000 Look at his quads. 1.00
00:18:38.000 Dude, he claims wushu.
00:18:41.000 Oh, of course.
00:18:42.000 But it's kickboxing.
00:18:44.000 Of course.
00:18:44.000 He's doing kickboxing.
00:18:45.000 But that's a good move if you're from China.
00:18:47.000 Claim wushu.
00:18:48.000 Yeah.
00:18:49.000 And he didn't show up to the press conference.
00:18:51.000 It was a big mystery.
00:18:53.000 Oh, interesting.
00:18:55.000 And there was a guy from Italy, this guy, they call him the Grizzly Bear.
00:18:58.000 He ended up fighting him in the finals.
00:19:01.000 That guy, the Grizzly Bear, had, like, insane power. 0.98
00:19:04.000 Dude, he was fucking people up. 0.97
00:19:06.000 Is this the Grizzly Bear? 0.99
00:19:07.000 The Grizzly Bear's got the beard.
00:19:08.000 See if you can find a video of the actual fight, Jamie.
00:19:13.000 I love it.
00:19:14.000 You know, I put a post up on Instagram the other day after the Rod Tank fight on 1FC because Matt Brown posted it like, how is Muay Thai not the biggest sport in the world?
00:19:24.000 And you watch this insane fight they had on 1FC. And I was like, I think that has the most untapped potential of all the combat sports because obviously boxing is huge.
00:19:36.000 MMA is huge. 0.75
00:19:37.000 How the fuck is Muay Thai not huge? 0.95
00:19:40.000 Yeah. 0.98
00:19:40.000 It's so exciting. 0.98
00:19:42.000 Yeah.
00:19:43.000 And this one fight...
00:19:44.000 With MMA gloves, too.
00:19:45.000 With four-ounce gloves.
00:19:47.000 Jamie, see if you can find that fight first.
00:19:51.000 Hold on.
00:19:51.000 What was it?
00:19:53.000 I'm sorry.
00:19:54.000 It's on my Instagram.
00:19:56.000 It's like two, three posts ago.
00:20:02.000 And it's this war that these guys had in Thailand.
00:20:06.000 So they did a 1FC in Thailand.
00:20:10.000 And they had... 0.99
00:20:11.000 Here, I'll fucking... 0.99
00:20:12.000 You got it here? 0.98
00:20:13.000 I mean, so it's...
00:20:16.000 Rod Tang versus Superlek. 1.00
00:20:19.000 And it's a fucking war, dude! 0.99
00:20:23.000 I mean, these guys are going... 1.00
00:20:24.000 Give me some volume so you hear this.
00:20:25.000 It just happened?
00:20:26.000 Yeah.
00:20:28.000 Yeah, it...
00:20:31.000 I mean, these are two of the very best Muay Thai fighters in the world, and they're fighting with these little tiny MMA gloves on, which is a wild move that 1FC is doing.
00:20:42.000 I mean, everybody who watches MMA, look at that!
00:20:46.000 Drops Rod Tang, that's crazy!
00:20:52.000 Incredible fight, dude. 0.99
00:20:53.000 Just a fucking incredible fight. 0.98
00:20:55.000 These guys are cutting each other up with elbows, knees to the body, and they're two elite of the elite in Muay Thai. 0.99
00:21:03.000 And they're going to war with the little gloves on, man. 0.99
00:21:09.000 I mean, it's a fucking wild-ass fight. 0.99
00:21:12.000 Look, everybody loves stand-up. 0.99
00:21:15.000 When you're watching MMA, sometimes when people clinch, people go, oh...
00:21:20.000 They want to see the crazy wars.
00:21:22.000 These are the crazy wars all the time.
00:21:24.000 That's the whole fight is crazy wars.
00:21:26.000 Like, how is that not big?
00:21:28.000 I brought it up with Dana, and I said, dude, I know you guys are into this slap fight thing, but I think, like, the thing that's untapped is kickboxing.
00:21:37.000 And he was like, ah, but nobody liked that, that PK karate.
00:21:40.000 I'm like, bro, that was in the 1980s.
00:21:42.000 That was literally, they used to call it the kick of the 80s.
00:21:44.000 Remember?
00:21:45.000 Yeah.
00:21:46.000 Bad Brad Hefton.
00:21:48.000 It just needs to be marketed different because there's always been kickboxing.
00:21:51.000 We've always had kickboxing.
00:21:52.000 We had Glory, we had K1 forever.
00:21:55.000 But it didn't ever reach the heights that it was capable of reaching.
00:21:58.000 It could have with Glory.
00:22:00.000 Glory was very, very high level.
00:22:02.000 So how could they do it to take it to the next level?
00:22:05.000 The UFC machine.
00:22:06.000 Put the UFC machine behind it.
00:22:08.000 If they put the UFC promotion machine behind high-level kickboxing and got just fucking, hey, we're gonna sign the biggest fighters in the world.
00:22:17.000 We're gonna have UFC kickboxing. 0.77
00:22:19.000 So here's this gigantic Chinese guy. 1.00
00:22:22.000 This is the final against the grizzly bear.
00:22:23.000 Look at the size of that grizzly bear.
00:22:24.000 Oh, look at that. 0.98
00:22:25.000 He's fucking his legs up. 0.99
00:22:27.000 And this guy's six foot eight? 0.99
00:22:29.000 Yeah.
00:22:30.000 Oh, he's good, man.
00:22:31.000 Oh, chopping those legs down. 1.00
00:22:33.000 I think he beat all three opponents with leg kicks.
00:22:35.000 They couldn't take it. 1.00
00:22:36.000 Damn. 0.99
00:22:38.000 So they're trying to reboot it and start a whole new absolute K1. How do you say his name? 0.99
00:22:46.000 I forget.
00:22:47.000 L-I-U-C-E. Luce.
00:22:51.000 Luce?
00:22:51.000 Yeah.
00:22:52.000 Luce.
00:22:53.000 I'm pretty sure.
00:22:54.000 But what really...
00:22:57.000 Dude, I was so entertained.
00:22:58.000 I was so into it.
00:22:59.000 And I didn't know any of these guys.
00:23:00.000 You know what did it for me?
00:23:02.000 It was the tournament.
00:23:04.000 It's the tournament.
00:23:05.000 First round, I didn't know any of these guys.
00:23:07.000 That second round, I was like, I know these guys. 0.99
00:23:10.000 Shit, that guy's gonna fight that guy. 1.00
00:23:11.000 And then the final, boom! 1.00
00:23:13.000 Like, oh shit, Grizzly Bear. 1.00
00:23:15.000 I was so into it. 1.00
00:23:16.000 I was commentating with Michael Chiavello. 0.90
00:23:19.000 That guy's insane.
00:23:20.000 I love him.
00:23:20.000 He's so good.
00:23:21.000 And when I say insane, I mean he's insane good.
00:23:24.000 The big kibosh! 0.86
00:23:25.000 Dude, he's so good.
00:23:26.000 He is an encyclopedia of boxing and MMA. He knows fucking everything. 0.99
00:23:33.000 Dude, I was so impressed with him. 0.99
00:23:35.000 He used to be the guy for 1FC. I don't know what happened.
00:23:37.000 It fell apart.
00:23:38.000 He left 1FC. Sometimes things happen.
00:23:42.000 Yeah, sometimes things happen, but he's a fucking man. 0.99
00:23:44.000 Yeah, he's so good, man. 0.99
00:23:46.000 And that tournament...
00:23:47.000 He's a good dude, too.
00:23:48.000 Man, it got me into it.
00:23:49.000 Like, I'll watch the next one.
00:23:50.000 As long as it's in tournament form, that's the key, man.
00:23:52.000 That's what got everybody into the UFC, is the tournaments. 0.98
00:23:55.000 The UFC should hire Michael Chiavello and do a fucking Muay Thai card. 0.97
00:24:01.000 Dana, I'll commentate. 0.99
00:24:03.000 You heard me. 0.99
00:24:04.000 I'll fucking commentate it. 0.99
00:24:05.000 Let's go. 0.98
00:24:06.000 Is Dana a fan of kickboxing, though?
00:24:08.000 Does he follow it?
00:24:09.000 Dana's a fan of whatever works.
00:24:10.000 He's a fan of fights.
00:24:12.000 He just thinks that for whatever reason that kickboxing never caught on in America. 0.96
00:24:16.000 And I think it's because of that PKA karate shit they have in the 1980s. 1.00
00:24:20.000 But dudes were wearing fucking long pants. 0.99
00:24:23.000 They couldn't kick the legs. 1.00
00:24:24.000 It's a different sport, man.
00:24:26.000 And there were some great fighters that came out of that.
00:24:27.000 Guys like Rick Rufus.
00:24:29.000 But it's just, it's a different sport.
00:24:32.000 If you look at the fights on 1FC and you look at the fights in, you know, like the classic K1 fights, like, my God, how is that not exciting?
00:24:39.000 It's so exciting.
00:24:41.000 And if they have a fight with the little gloves on, like K1 does, or like 1FC does, if Dana decided to get behind that, God, it would be huge.
00:24:52.000 Muay Thai.
00:24:53.000 UFC Muay Thai.
00:24:56.000 Now, um... 1.00
00:24:57.000 Fuck yeah. 1.00
00:24:59.000 Dana, I'll commentate! 1.00
00:25:01.000 Let's go!
00:25:02.000 I'll promote it!
00:25:03.000 Do you think tournaments are still possible?
00:25:06.000 I mean, tournaments?
00:25:07.000 Because tournaments aren't possible in MMA because they say it's too brutal.
00:25:10.000 But kickboxing is way more brutal.
00:25:12.000 Well, you remember when we went to see Joe Schilling fight in LA? Yes.
00:25:16.000 Last Man Standing.
00:25:17.000 I think Joe fought three times that night.
00:25:19.000 Yeah.
00:25:20.000 Which is crazy for a kickboxing fight.
00:25:23.000 Yeah.
00:25:23.000 He fought Artem Levin.
00:25:25.000 Who else did he fight?
00:25:28.000 God, I don't remember who he fought.
00:25:31.000 I don't remember everybody he fought that night. 0.99
00:25:34.000 But goddamn, that was a war. 0.99
00:25:36.000 That was crazy. 1.00
00:25:37.000 That's crazy.
00:25:38.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:25:39.000 I remember meeting Gene Simmons there.
00:25:40.000 Oh, yeah!
00:25:43.000 And the first time I met him, I embarrassed myself.
00:25:46.000 He told that story.
00:25:47.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:25:47.000 So I was like, I'm gonna be cool this time.
00:25:50.000 He probably didn't remember.
00:25:51.000 Luckily, that guy's met a billion people.
00:25:53.000 Oh, dude.
00:25:54.000 Come on, man.
00:25:55.000 You want a little cigar?
00:25:56.000 Sure.
00:25:57.000 Ron White gives me these.
00:25:58.000 They're little baby cigars.
00:26:00.000 I'm not a big cigar guy, but let's...
00:26:02.000 They're basically like a cigarette.
00:26:05.000 It's just like pure tobacco.
00:26:07.000 No, you just puff on it.
00:26:09.000 Just take a little puff.
00:26:12.000 What do you think of bare knuckle? 0.87
00:26:16.000 I love it.
00:26:17.000 I love what Jorge Masvidal is doing.
00:26:19.000 The bare knuckle MMA fights.
00:26:21.000 I love it.
00:26:22.000 Because that's what I think MMA should have been all along.
00:26:26.000 Why can you have bare elbows?
00:26:28.000 Why can you have bare knees?
00:26:30.000 Bare shins? 1.00
00:26:31.000 A shin to the face is okay. 1.00
00:26:34.000 But you have to protect your knuckles.
00:26:35.000 The only thing that does is prevent cuts.
00:26:39.000 And one thing it also does is protect your hands.
00:26:42.000 Because you can't really go off like you can.
00:26:45.000 Bare knuckle guys are more cautious about where they hit. 0.77
00:26:50.000 They're more precise.
00:26:52.000 They have to be more precise.
00:26:53.000 They break their hands.
00:26:54.000 I think on paper, bare knuckle is way better than traditional boxing.
00:27:00.000 Can you imagine?
00:27:01.000 I mean, if you did a poll and you asked, what would you rather watch?
00:27:08.000 Floyd Mayweather versus Pacquiao 4 or whatever it is, bare knuckle or regular boxing?
00:27:13.000 I bet most people would say bare knuckle.
00:27:16.000 Well, a lot of people that go over to Bare Knuckle are surprised at, like, how little protection you have and how much it hurts. 0.98
00:27:24.000 Like, that's where Mike Perry fucking shines. 0.93
00:27:27.000 How's he doing right now? 1.00
00:27:28.000 Killing it. 0.98
00:27:29.000 He's killing it? 1.00
00:27:29.000 Killing it. 1.00
00:27:30.000 Fucked up Luke Rockhold in his last fight, made him quit, knocked his teeth out. 0.99
00:27:34.000 Luke's like, enough. 0.99
00:27:36.000 Dude. 1.00
00:27:36.000 He's fucking everybody up because he's such an animal. 1.00
00:27:39.000 Like if you're tough, and there's not a tougher human being alive than Mike Perry. 0.99
00:27:44.000 He's like uniquely suited for bare knuckle fighting. 1.00
00:27:47.000 Because he's just such a fucking savage. 1.00
00:27:49.000 He's willing to kill or be killed. 1.00
00:27:51.000 Like legitimately. 0.99
00:27:52.000 No fear. 1.00
00:27:53.000 He goes in there, kill or be killed. 1.00
00:27:55.000 And he's good, man. 1.00
00:27:56.000 He knows how to fight bare knuckle.
00:27:57.000 He's clever.
00:27:58.000 Who do you think that's currently in the UFC is probably going to end up doing great in bare knuckle?
00:28:06.000 That's a good question.
00:28:08.000 Chris Camozzi just fought.
00:28:09.000 He just fought that dude, the Juggernaut, who's the middleweight champion in Bare Knuckle FC, and the Juggernaut beat him.
00:28:20.000 The thing about it is, man, it's different.
00:28:23.000 It's just different. 0.96
00:28:24.000 When you're just getting knuckles in your eyeballs and knuckles in your face, it fucking hurts more. 0.90
00:28:29.000 It's more dangerous. 0.96
00:28:30.000 Yeah.
00:28:31.000 It cuts you up way more.
00:28:32.000 You're losing teeth.
00:28:33.000 You get hit with a knuckle right here, that tooth's gone, son.
00:28:35.000 Even with the highest level mouth guards?
00:28:38.000 It helps a little, but really you'd probably need a crazy thick mouth guard.
00:28:41.000 You'd probably need something different.
00:28:42.000 But even then, it's knuckles. 0.77
00:28:45.000 You're getting that bone of a bony-ass knuckle, and it's going right there. 0.99
00:28:50.000 It's going to fuck your teeth up, man. 0.99
00:28:51.000 Now, K1, they don't allow you to do the plum clench and hold her head and throw multiple knees. 1.00
00:28:58.000 You could only hold it real quick.
00:29:00.000 Right.
00:29:00.000 What do you think about that?
00:29:01.000 I don't think that's the way to go.
00:29:03.000 One, they allow them to hold the clinch longer?
00:29:06.000 Yeah, one is Muay Thai.
00:29:08.000 Like that fight, that was Muay Thai.
00:29:10.000 They can clinch, they can elbow.
00:29:12.000 I want them to be able to use everything.
00:29:14.000 All the tools, all the weapons.
00:29:16.000 Why not?
00:29:16.000 And let them do it with those little gloves too.
00:29:19.000 You know, because the big gloves, the thing about the big gloves is you can offer a shield.
00:29:23.000 Like, have you ever watched Badr Hari fight?
00:29:24.000 He fights like this.
00:29:26.000 So it's a shield, right?
00:29:27.000 You have this big 10-ounce glove, it covers, it's cushioned, and you're fighting like this.
00:29:32.000 Like in Alistair, when Alistair was fighting in K1, they all fought like this.
00:29:36.000 But you can't do that with those little gloves, because the little gloves sneak around.
00:29:40.000 And you can't do that even more so with bare knuckle, because bare knuckle really sneaks around.
00:29:45.000 There's no protection.
00:29:46.000 It'll just slide off the fist right into your face.
00:29:49.000 Exactly.
00:29:49.000 And Mike Perry has developed a style where he holds his hands real rigid like this.
00:29:55.000 It's different.
00:29:57.000 He's adapted to bare knuckle.
00:29:59.000 And he also has had several fights.
00:30:01.000 So he knows what to expect. 0.97
00:30:03.000 So if you're Luke Rockhold and you're fighting Mike Perry, this is your first bare knuckle fight, you never fought bare knuckle because you certainly aren't fucking training bare knuckle. 0.90
00:30:11.000 Like you can train MMA with MMA gloves on, right? 0.92
00:30:15.000 You can't really train bare knuckle, right?
00:30:18.000 You gotta wear gloves. 0.92
00:30:19.000 So that first experience of getting a knuckle in your eyeball and a knuckle on your nose where your nose gets just fucking splattered all over your face, it's a different experience. 0.90
00:30:28.000 Yeah, man.
00:30:29.000 There's so many different sports now.
00:30:33.000 Fighting sports.
00:30:35.000 There's so many.
00:30:36.000 There's bare knuckle, regular boxing.
00:30:39.000 Even regular collegiate wrestling is getting bigger.
00:30:42.000 That's getting bigger.
00:30:44.000 I'm watching.
00:30:45.000 I never really watched wrestling, but now I'm watching. 0.67
00:30:48.000 I didn't realize and I wrestled a couple years and I didn't realize how fucking how much it evolved. 0.99
00:30:56.000 There's so much There's so much shit in wrestling, dude. 1.00
00:31:00.000 There's so much shit. 1.00
00:31:01.000 It's like everything else. 1.00
00:31:02.000 It's like everything else.
00:31:04.000 All these combat sports evolve.
00:31:05.000 Yeah, there's just so many different ways two bodies that are clinched up and mangled up can go and do.
00:31:14.000 It's so crazy.
00:31:15.000 It is crazy.
00:31:16.000 Yeah, I mean...
00:31:19.000 And they're so technical now.
00:31:21.000 Guys are so good. 0.99
00:31:22.000 Well, you know my favorite shit, combat jiu-jitsu, man. 0.99
00:31:25.000 I'm not doing... 0.99
00:31:26.000 I'm not promoting combat jiu-jitsu because someone has a gun to my head, you know what I mean?
00:31:31.000 I'm putting it...
00:31:32.000 I'm trying to create or just take what has worked. 0.99
00:31:37.000 Like the 16-man tournament, that's the best shit. 0.96
00:31:39.000 16-man tournament, that was UFC too. 0.99
00:31:42.000 That's why everybody got hooked to the UFC. In combat jiu-jitsu, it's great.
00:31:46.000 Because a 16-man tournament is a super fight factory.
00:31:50.000 It just makes the super...
00:31:51.000 And you don't have to know any of the fighters.
00:31:54.000 Nobody knew anybody from the UFC. UFC 2?
00:31:57.000 I didn't know anybody.
00:31:58.000 It was a boxer, a kung fu guy.
00:32:00.000 You see him win the first round, and then you go, you're excited now.
00:32:03.000 You just got to pay attention to the first round and accept that you don't know these guys and know that by the time you get to the finals, you're going to know these guys very well.
00:32:11.000 Could you imagine if somebody brought the UFC back Old school. 0.99
00:32:17.000 Like, bare knuckle, old school, you could wear a gi, do whatever the fuck you want. 0.98
00:32:22.000 16-man tournament. 0.99
00:32:23.000 16-man tournament, no weight classes.
00:32:24.000 Remember the Russian one that was 32-man? 0.99
00:32:27.000 No.
00:32:28.000 Dude, there was a Russian one, and Igor Volchanchin won that one.
00:32:31.000 Of course he did. 1.00
00:32:31.000 Remember that shit? 1.00
00:32:32.000 I love that guy. 1.00
00:32:32.000 And he fought that huge Brazilian... 1.00
00:32:37.000 They called him Ricardo Morais.
00:32:39.000 Ricardo Morais.
00:32:41.000 Remember that guy?
00:32:42.000 Carlson Gracie's guy.
00:32:43.000 Yeah, he's like 6'8".
00:32:45.000 Giant.
00:32:46.000 Giant.
00:32:46.000 And he got to the finals against Igor Volchanchin.
00:32:50.000 And to be honest...
00:32:52.000 Maybe the Brazilian one. 0.94
00:32:55.000 It's hard to...
00:32:56.000 You know what?
00:32:57.000 It wasn't Igor Vovchanchin.
00:32:58.000 It was a guy named Mikhail something.
00:33:01.000 Goddammit, it was so long ago.
00:33:02.000 Igor Vovchanchin looked like he was supposed to be like 6'6".
00:33:08.000 But they cut his arms off here.
00:33:10.000 Yeah.
00:33:11.000 And put a fist there.
00:33:12.000 Yeah.
00:33:12.000 Like his forearms was so thick.
00:33:14.000 Remember how thick that dude was?
00:33:16.000 Yeah.
00:33:16.000 He was so thick.
00:33:18.000 And he would fuck people up. 1.00
00:33:19.000 His legs. 1.00
00:33:20.000 Oak tree legs.
00:33:21.000 Who was that Brazilian guy that he knocked out cold? 0.69
00:33:25.000 Francisco Bueno.
00:33:26.000 Yeah.
00:33:27.000 Dude, that's probably still up there.
00:33:29.000 Francisco Bueno.
00:33:29.000 Find that.
00:33:30.000 Igor Bobchenchkin versus Francisco Bueno.
00:33:33.000 Yeah.
00:33:34.000 It was ruthless. 0.99
00:33:36.000 Igor was a monster.
00:33:38.000 And what Igor had, he was a kickboxer with power in his hands. 0.97
00:33:42.000 He was vicious.
00:33:44.000 He was like 5'11 and 5'11 wide. 0.60
00:33:48.000 And everybody wanted to take him to the ground.
00:33:51.000 Everybody...
00:33:52.000 5'8".
00:33:53.000 5'8"?
00:33:53.000 Yeah, 5'8".
00:33:54.000 Everybody wanted to take him to the ground.
00:33:57.000 Nobody wanted to stand with him.
00:33:58.000 But the thing that Igor had was he didn't really have a wide array of offensive techniques with jiu-jitsu, but he did have a good guard recovery and he keeps you in full guard and survives.
00:34:12.000 Look at that.
00:34:12.000 Boom!
00:34:13.000 Oh my god.
00:34:14.000 Show that again.
00:34:16.000 Boom! 0.99
00:34:17.000 Boom! 0.99
00:34:18.000 He hit him three times while he was out cold.
00:34:21.000 Left hook, right hand on the chin, and then as he's going down, bing!
00:34:28.000 Bing! 0.98
00:34:29.000 Oh my god.
00:34:30.000 Dude.
00:34:31.000 Face planted.
00:34:32.000 Is this Igor when he was younger?
00:34:34.000 Oh my god.
00:34:35.000 Bare knuckle.
00:34:35.000 That's the tournament.
00:34:37.000 This is the one I'm talking about, I think.
00:34:40.000 That's how they should do it.
00:34:41.000 No cage.
00:34:42.000 See how they did that? 1.00
00:34:44.000 That is my fucking dream. 1.00
00:34:47.000 That's what they should do, man. 0.99
00:34:48.000 That is how they should have MMA. That's how we do combat jiu-jitsu. 0.99
00:34:52.000 That's how they should have MMA. And you know that karate combat?
00:34:54.000 I like that too.
00:34:56.000 No one wants to back up.
00:34:58.000 You know what I mean?
00:34:59.000 Because they fall.
00:35:01.000 And the thing about Igor Vovchanchin is check this out.
00:35:05.000 This was all in the 2000s.
00:35:08.000 I'm a purple belt, and I'm commentating for King of the Cage, right?
00:35:14.000 That's when you get soccer kicked to the head, too, in Pride days. 0.97
00:35:17.000 Yeah.
00:35:18.000 Boom! 0.99
00:35:20.000 And I commentated Pride 10 and 11, and I got to meet Mark Kerr, right?
00:35:31.000 Mark Kerr, incredible.
00:35:33.000 I mean, his story's incredible.
00:35:36.000 He...
00:35:37.000 He wrestled in college at a high level, was a specimen. 0.99
00:35:41.000 He looked a little like fucking Miles Garrett. 0.93
00:35:44.000 Mark Kerr, that was his nickname, the specimen, and the Smashing Machine. 0.99
00:35:49.000 Remember his story?
00:35:51.000 I had Kurt Angle on the podcast the other day, and Kurt was talking about how good Mark Kerr was as a wrestler.
00:35:57.000 Hell yeah. 1.00
00:35:58.000 And Mark Kerr told me, because I got to hang out with him at Pride 10, and we were hanging out at McDonald's, and we were just fucking shooting the shit. 0.97
00:36:06.000 And he said, he told me his whole story, that wrestlers were telling him to do the UFC back in the late 90s. 0.92
00:36:13.000 And he'd go, dude, look at Mark Coleman. 0.80
00:36:16.000 Wrestlers go in there and they just fuck everybody up. 0.98
00:36:18.000 You should do it. 1.00
00:36:18.000 You should do it. 1.00
00:36:19.000 They were trying to talk him into it.
00:36:20.000 I was like, dude, I'm not a fighter.
00:36:21.000 We're good to go. 0.98
00:36:44.000 I'm gonna go try this thing in Brazil, and if I get fucked up, nobody's gonna know about it, and I'll just dip out. 0.95
00:36:50.000 You know what I mean? 0.99
00:36:50.000 And so he went down there and fucking destroyed. 0.99
00:36:55.000 He ended up in the finals. 0.99
00:36:56.000 It was bare knuckle.
00:36:58.000 Bare knuckle, valetudo, MMA, old school, in a ring, no cage.
00:37:03.000 And in the finals, he fought Fabio Gergel.
00:37:08.000 Was it Fabio Gergel?
00:37:10.000 It was Fabio Grigio.
00:37:12.000 I'm pretty sure it was him.
00:37:14.000 And, dude, he was just in his guard the whole time.
00:37:17.000 Never tried to pass. 0.99
00:37:18.000 He was just in his guard in the corner and just head-butting and throwing fucking bare knuckles. 0.99
00:37:24.000 And he cut his—he won. 1.00
00:37:25.000 And the Brazilians just thought he was a monster.
00:37:28.000 They called him, like, the smashing machine in Portuguese, which is like, maquinade.
00:37:33.000 Destroy or something like that.
00:37:35.000 I don't know.
00:37:37.000 Anyways, so he said, he goes, after the fight, my hands are all caught up. 0.99
00:37:42.000 They're all fucked up. 0.99
00:37:43.000 They got infected. 1.00
00:37:45.000 He said he was in the hospital.
00:37:48.000 You get teeth in your hands. 1.00
00:37:50.000 Yeah, he got all fucked up. 1.00
00:37:51.000 He was in the hospital with some kind of fucking sickness and shit. 1.00
00:37:55.000 And then the promoter taxed him way more than he thought. 1.00
00:38:00.000 He was like, I'll never do this again. 0.99
00:38:01.000 This was the worst fucking experience of my life. 0.99
00:38:04.000 Even though he won. 1.00
00:38:06.000 Even though he won, it was the worst experience of his life.
00:38:09.000 He don't ever want to do it.
00:38:10.000 He was in the hospital. 1.00
00:38:11.000 They fucked him on cash and all that shit. 0.99
00:38:13.000 But then when he got back, the internet was just... 1.00
00:38:16.000 You'd have little fucking news pages. 0.97
00:38:19.000 Then he saw the magazine of him on the cover of a magazine looking like a destroyer. 0.99
00:38:24.000 Brazilian magazine.
00:38:25.000 And then that's what got him to jump in 100%.
00:38:30.000 Do you remember when he tapped Dan Bobish with a chin to the eye socket?
00:38:35.000 That was in the UFC? Mm-hmm.
00:38:36.000 Yeah.
00:38:37.000 He got a hold of him.
00:38:38.000 He got in side control.
00:38:39.000 We played it the other day.
00:38:40.000 He stuck his chin in...
00:38:42.000 You know he had that big-ass chin?
00:38:43.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:38:43.000 He stuck his chin in Dan Bobich's eye socket and just fucking yanked his back of his head into his fucking eye socket. 1.00
00:38:50.000 He tapped him with that. 0.99
00:38:51.000 I'm like, how come no one's done that since?
00:38:54.000 That's a pretty wild move.
00:38:55.000 And I was telling him, and this is what I tell all high-level wrestlers, even low-level wrestlers.
00:39:02.000 If you're a wrestler, you need to approach grappling not In the sense where you want to beat jiu-jitsu.
00:39:11.000 Like, these guys can't take me down.
00:39:13.000 You know, jiu-jitsu guys can't take me down.
00:39:15.000 I'll box them.
00:39:16.000 They can't box.
00:39:16.000 I'm like, okay, okay.
00:39:18.000 But what about the guys that can box?
00:39:20.000 Like kickboxers, you're going to have to take them down, right? 0.65
00:39:22.000 Like, when you fight a kickboxer, you're going to have to take him down.
00:39:24.000 You're going to have to learn how to pass the guard.
00:39:26.000 And I would tell them, I'd go, dude, just get really good at passing the guard, holding side control, submissions from side control, mound, have a death mound.
00:39:35.000 You need a death mound. 0.99
00:39:37.000 Arm bars, rear naked chokes. 0.99
00:39:39.000 You gotta get good at passing the guard, Mark. 0.82
00:39:41.000 And he said, dude, it just takes too much energy, man. 0.98
00:39:45.000 I'd rather just sit in the guard and just fucking pound. 0.96
00:39:47.000 I'm like, there's gonna be guys that are gonna tie you up and you're not gonna be able to ground and pound. 0.99
00:39:52.000 You can't ground and pound everybody.
00:39:53.000 Some people you can, but some guys have a good defensive guard.
00:39:57.000 And a lot of wrestlers would say that, too.
00:39:59.000 It wasn't just Mark Kerr.
00:40:00.000 They didn't want to pass the guard.
00:40:01.000 They wanted to beat Jiu-Jitsu.
00:40:02.000 I'll just stay in the guard.
00:40:04.000 Sir Coleman always did.
00:40:05.000 Yeah.
00:40:05.000 Head-butted dudes, punched him in the head, in the guard.
00:40:08.000 Yeah. 0.53
00:40:08.000 Yeah. 0.53
00:40:09.000 And then he fights Igor Volchanchin.
00:40:13.000 He takes Igor Vovacicin a couple times.
00:40:16.000 Two, three, maybe four times during that fight.
00:40:19.000 But he can't pass his guard.
00:40:21.000 And Igor Vovacicin has a great chin.
00:40:23.000 He's a kickboxer, so little ground and pound strikes aren't going to affect him that much.
00:40:27.000 He's not going to freak out.
00:40:28.000 And he had a really good close guard.
00:40:30.000 He would hold and he would tie up.
00:40:31.000 And then they would stand him up.
00:40:33.000 And now we've got to take him down again.
00:40:35.000 This is in Brazil.
00:40:36.000 This is Mark Kerr in Brazil right here.
00:40:39.000 Wow.
00:40:40.000 It's the Valetudo Championship final.
00:40:42.000 This is the final.
00:40:43.000 Is that Fabio Gergel?
00:40:45.000 Who was Marcelo Garcia's instructor?
00:40:48.000 Let's see.
00:40:49.000 I'll show you his hands up.
00:40:51.000 It looks like they stay like this for the whole time.
00:40:54.000 Interesting.
00:40:56.000 That's back when Pedro Hizzo, yeah, that's Fabio.
00:40:59.000 That's when Pedro Hizzo was fighting, too.
00:41:02.000 And remember the Pedro, too?
00:41:04.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:41:04.000 Do you remember when Gary Goodrich reached into the Pedro shorts and grabbed his balls and crushed him? 0.99
00:41:10.000 Yeah, yeah. 1.00
00:41:11.000 You could grab balls! 0.98
00:41:13.000 Can you find Igor Vovchanchin Mark Kerr from Pride? 0.98
00:41:16.000 And you'll see that he was able to take down Igor Vovchanchin Relatively easy, but he couldn't pass his guard and couldn't finish him.
00:41:25.000 And he had to stand up with him.
00:41:26.000 And then eventually, after a couple stand-ups, he was tired and he couldn't take him down no more.
00:41:30.000 And then, you know, strikers light up.
00:41:32.000 They smell blood, you know what I mean?
00:41:34.000 Yeah.
00:41:34.000 And then he, I think it was TKO. I'm not too sure what kind of strike it was that ended the fight, but it was a flurry.
00:41:43.000 And that right there just shows, like, man...
00:41:46.000 All the best grapplers, not all of them, but a large percentage of the best jiu-jitsu guys in the US are wrestlers that fell in love with jiu-jitsu and got really good at guard passing, taking backs, mounting. 0.98
00:42:02.000 Igor had fucking hammers for a fist. 0.93
00:42:05.000 Yeah, there was no way he wanted to stand with Igor. 1.00
00:42:07.000 No.
00:42:10.000 He did throw down a little bit.
00:42:11.000 Yeah.
00:42:15.000 With that little short right hand.
00:42:19.000 And then, boom, he knocks him down here.
00:42:21.000 Bam! 0.98
00:42:22.000 Yeah, I remember he hit him with like a big overhand right and knocked him down.
00:42:26.000 He keeps taking him down, but he can't finish him.
00:42:31.000 Igor's just tying him up.
00:42:32.000 Yeah, he's not attempting to pass his guard.
00:42:34.000 He basically didn't like passing guard.
00:42:36.000 He didn't want to develop any guard passing skills.
00:42:38.000 He liked just staying in guard and throwing down.
00:42:41.000 But look at how Igor just wraps him up.
00:42:43.000 And not only does he have a good guard and he's wrapping him up, but like I said, he's a kickboxer.
00:42:48.000 He's used to taking punishment.
00:42:50.000 Like if he had a wrestler like this or a jiu-jitsu guy, they're not...
00:42:54.000 I mean, he did cut them up, but they're not gonna...
00:42:57.000 But he's also tired.
00:42:59.000 This was also, this was during the Smashing Machine.
00:43:02.000 And so this was when Mark was already going through his addictions too, man. 0.99
00:43:08.000 Damn, battle right here. 0.99
00:43:09.000 Let's see how it ends. 0.99
00:43:10.000 Oh, big right hand.
00:43:12.000 Big right hand.
00:43:13.000 This is such a brutal fight.
00:43:15.000 Ooh.
00:43:16.000 There it is.
00:43:16.000 Look at his traps, dude.
00:43:18.000 God. 1.00
00:43:18.000 Damn. 1.00
00:43:20.000 I talked to Ensign about fighting Igor, and he said it was like getting hit by a car. 1.00
00:43:24.000 He goes, like, it's like getting hit by a car over and over and over again.
00:43:28.000 He goes, it was just boom, boom.
00:43:33.000 This was back in the 10-minute round days, which I loved.
00:43:37.000 I loved the 10-minute first round. 0.98
00:43:39.000 I think the 10-minute first round was a genius idea, because how many guys, like, you know, they just fucking... 0.95
00:43:45.000 Look, Mark's trying some sort of an ankle lock. 0.84
00:43:47.000 Dude, he almost had an Aoki right there.
00:43:51.000 But it's like, how many guys would take a guy down at 4 minutes and 20 seconds, and then the round was over?
00:43:58.000 Can we see how it ended?
00:44:00.000 The last flurry.
00:44:02.000 So, so many guys would in, you know, the UFC, you'd take a guy down in the first round and, you know, you got no time to work.
00:44:13.000 And you work so hard to get him to the ground and then the next round starts and you're standing up.
00:44:16.000 Yep.
00:44:17.000 That happens a lot too.
00:44:18.000 What do you think about the idea of having...
00:44:23.000 Oh, he hit him with the knee to the head on the ground.
00:44:25.000 Look at that knee.
00:44:26.000 Look at the sprawl on that knee.
00:44:27.000 Boom! 1.00
00:44:28.000 That's a serious fucking knee right there. 0.99
00:44:31.000 What do you think about the idea of starting every round in the same position where you ended the last round? 0.99
00:44:38.000 I'm not opposed to that.
00:44:39.000 I'm not opposed to that at all.
00:44:41.000 Like, I feel like you should earn your ability to stand up.
00:44:43.000 That was it.
00:44:44.000 Oh, that was it, right?
00:44:44.000 That was it.
00:44:45.000 Can you rewind that one real quick?
00:44:46.000 Let's see the final shots.
00:44:48.000 Knees to the ground.
00:44:49.000 Knees on the ground.
00:44:49.000 That's another thing that I believe in.
00:44:52.000 I don't think you should be able to turtle.
00:44:53.000 I don't think you should be able to turtle.
00:44:55.000 Yeah.
00:44:55.000 And not get kneed in the head.
00:44:56.000 Yeah.
00:44:57.000 Because that's a legitimate technique.
00:44:59.000 If you can knee a guy standing up, why can't you knee a guy to the head on the ground?
00:45:02.000 Totally.
00:45:03.000 Especially if he's in the turtle. 0.99
00:45:04.000 If he's like just hanging on to something, you're hanging on to one knee, you got a knee free, and his head's right there, but that guy can take you down and beat the fuck out of you, why can't you knee him in the head? 0.97
00:45:13.000 Can you do that in game bread? 0.99
00:45:14.000 Do you know?
00:45:15.000 I don't think so.
00:45:16.000 I think it's unified rules.
00:45:18.000 It's just bare knuckle.
00:45:19.000 I believe...
00:45:20.000 That's not unified rules, though.
00:45:21.000 That sounds like they would just...
00:45:23.000 Bare knuckle, right.
00:45:24.000 Yeah, that's like...
00:45:25.000 It seems like there is a controversy of some kind after it, because he was complaining in the hallway.
00:45:30.000 And then they're showing some...
00:45:31.000 I don't know what they're saying in the video, obviously, but...
00:45:33.000 Yeah, he got hit in, like, the back of the head or something?
00:45:36.000 The top of the head?
00:45:36.000 I'm not sure.
00:45:37.000 Is that not legal?
00:45:39.000 Did they have, like...
00:45:40.000 What is the controversy?
00:45:41.000 They had a hearing about it, it looks like.
00:45:42.000 Interesting.
00:45:43.000 I could go closed caption and read it, but...
00:45:46.000 This is other parts of the thing, I think.
00:45:48.000 And then how about Mark Coleman in the heavyweight Grand Prix?
00:45:55.000 I think he fought Igor Vovchanchin in the final.
00:45:58.000 Did he?
00:45:59.000 And I think he... 1.00
00:46:01.000 He fucked him up with knees. 1.00
00:46:02.000 From north-south. 1.00
00:46:04.000 Yes.
00:46:05.000 I think Mark Coleman, Igor Vovchanchin, that was in the finals of the Grand Prix.
00:46:09.000 I think you're right.
00:46:09.000 Now I remember.
00:46:10.000 He won the Grand Prix, right?
00:46:11.000 Mark Coleman did.
00:46:12.000 Yeah.
00:46:12.000 He was a champ.
00:46:13.000 Yeah.
00:46:13.000 I think the knees to the ground...
00:46:16.000 It's a no-brainer.
00:46:17.000 That's a no-brainer. 0.95
00:46:18.000 If you can knee a guy standing up, if you can punch a guy in the face and kick a guy in the face, why can't you knee to the head?
00:46:25.000 You can knee to the body, but you can't knee to the head?
00:46:27.000 It would end in so many more fights.
00:46:30.000 So many more fights.
00:46:31.000 How many times have a guy, a guy sprawls, and the guy's in a turtle, and it's a perfect position to throw the knee to the head, but you can't do it?
00:46:38.000 Yeah.
00:46:40.000 I think that should be legal.
00:46:41.000 You know what they're going to bring back?
00:46:42.000 12 to 6 elbows.
00:46:44.000 From where?
00:46:45.000 From standing in the guard, anywhere.
00:46:47.000 12-6 elbows are illegal still. 0.99
00:46:50.000 Which is the dumbest thing in the world. 0.98
00:46:51.000 Are illegal. 0.99
00:46:53.000 Did I say legal?
00:46:54.000 Illegal.
00:46:55.000 In the mount.
00:46:55.000 Like if I'm mounted, you can't go like this.
00:46:58.000 You can't go 12-6, which doesn't make any sense.
00:47:00.000 But from full guard, you can.
00:47:01.000 If I was on my back in full guard, you can.
00:47:03.000 Because it's going 6-12.
00:47:05.000 Yes. 1.00
00:47:05.000 Which is the dumbest shit of all time. 1.00
00:47:07.000 But standing, you can't do it. 1.00
00:47:09.000 So if you and I are standing and you rush at me and do that and hit me with a 12-6 elbow, that's illegal.
00:47:16.000 And they're going to change that?
00:47:17.000 They're going to change that.
00:47:18.000 Who's behind that?
00:47:19.000 Nowitzki talked to me about it.
00:47:20.000 He said, I know that this is something that you complain about all the time and we think we're going to be able to get rid of that. 0.97
00:47:27.000 It's the dumbest one because it's not even a more powerful elbow.
00:47:31.000 It's just they saw it all came from, Big John McCarthy told me this, that in the early days of MMA they would bring this to the athletic commissions and they said you can't do this because we've seen those karate tournaments where the guys break bricks like that. 0.98
00:47:45.000 And ice. 0.63
00:47:45.000 And ice. 0.63
00:47:46.000 They're like you can't break bricks.
00:47:48.000 Like you could kill somebody if you do that.
00:47:50.000 So they go okay no elbow like that.
00:47:52.000 Elbow has to come at an angle. 1.00
00:47:54.000 So it can come from, you know, it can come from 12 to 6, but it can go 1 to 7, which is the dumbest shit of all time. 0.99
00:48:03.000 Meanwhile, the hardest elbow is not that. 0.99
00:48:05.000 The hardest elbow is this one.
00:48:07.000 This is the hardest elbow, in my opinion, I believe.
00:48:10.000 I mean, at least as far as I can throw it.
00:48:13.000 Because you're throwing it like...
00:48:15.000 Like a punch.
00:48:16.000 Yeah.
00:48:16.000 And I'm getting my weight into it.
00:48:17.000 If I'm in a ground and pound position, like I've done ground and pound work on a, you know, when you get a heavy weight down, a heavy bag down rather, and I'm trying to see like what I can hit the hardest with. 1.00
00:48:26.000 You can hit hard like that, but I can hit him pretty hard like that, fuck him! 1.00
00:48:31.000 Boom! 1.00
00:48:33.000 It's so much more torque.
00:48:34.000 You've got all this snap.
00:48:36.000 And it's also a natural movement where your body has developed that sort of explosiveness doing that.
00:48:43.000 It does it all the time.
00:48:44.000 This is unnatural, I think.
00:48:47.000 I mean, you could develop it.
00:48:48.000 But it's just a better option to have.
00:48:52.000 You want to be able to have that option. 0.99
00:48:54.000 Because if guys are doing this and you can go straight down the middle with an elbow, fucking you should be able to do it. 0.99
00:49:00.000 Yeah, I mean, I like what Shatri's doing with one. 1.00
00:49:05.000 Allowing, you know, knees on the ground.
00:49:09.000 Gotta allow that.
00:49:10.000 Yeah, they allow soccer kicks.
00:49:12.000 I think there was, I'm not sure, I think maybe they, like you can't stomp on their head anymore.
00:49:21.000 I think if you're in a cage and the back of your head is...
00:49:27.000 This is from 2021 when they made rules.
00:49:30.000 Okay.
00:49:31.000 Okay.
00:49:31.000 Grounded.
00:49:32.000 Athletes are considered grounded where they have any weight bearing part of their body other than the...
00:49:37.000 What is this from?
00:49:38.000 What rules?
00:49:39.000 What rules?
00:49:39.000 This is when Colorado approved new rules for the championship.
00:49:42.000 Colorado.
00:49:42.000 For one.
00:49:43.000 Okay.
00:49:44.000 This is just for Colorado, though.
00:49:46.000 All hand strikes included punches, forearms, and elbows to the head, body, and leg.
00:49:50.000 All elbows.
00:49:52.000 Interesting.
00:49:53.000 So that means Colorado said 12-6 elbow is legal?
00:49:56.000 So that's where I got this from.
00:49:57.000 There was an article from this year that said when they were doing the data review for finding out if they were going to allow knees to the head of a grounded opponent, the 12-6 elbow data was in there.
00:50:06.000 Look, it says kneeing to the head of a grounded opponent is legal.
00:50:09.000 This is Colorado?
00:50:12.000 Wow.
00:50:13.000 Why can't the UFC do that?
00:50:15.000 Go back to that, please.
00:50:18.000 I want to see what else it says.
00:50:21.000 Up kicks to the body and legs to a grounded opponent are legal.
00:50:27.000 But you can't upkick to the head.
00:50:29.000 Upkick to the head, body, and legs of a non-grounded opponent are legal.
00:50:33.000 Okay.
00:50:34.000 So you still can't upkick to a grounded opponent, which means...
00:50:39.000 But that second to the last one says upkicks to the body and legs to a ground...
00:50:43.000 How are you going to upkick a grounded opponent?
00:50:45.000 To the body and the head.
00:50:47.000 But upkicks to the body and legs to a grounded opponent are legal.
00:50:52.000 How do you upkick a grounded opponent?
00:50:55.000 If you're on your back.
00:50:56.000 If you're on your back and the guy's on top of you and he's got his knees on the ground, he's grounded, but you can upkick him in the chest. 0.59
00:51:01.000 Oh, okay, okay.
00:51:02.000 You can upkick him in the chest, so the body and the legs. 0.95
00:51:04.000 But upkicks to the head, body, and legs of a non-grounded opponent. 0.90
00:51:09.000 If they're standing.
00:51:09.000 Right, so if they're standing.
00:51:11.000 So if he's not grounded, he's standing, you can upkick him in the face.
00:51:13.000 I feel like you should be able to upkick a guy to the face if he's on the ground, too.
00:51:17.000 Remember that upkick Oleg Toktarev again?
00:51:20.000 Henzo Gracie.
00:51:21.000 Henzo Gracie.
00:51:22.000 Yeah.
00:51:22.000 Whoa.
00:51:23.000 That one, that was probably...
00:51:26.000 The first one that we saw in a big fight and there was people thinking like, oh, lucky, lucky kick. 1.00
00:51:34.000 But then Hanzo was saying, no, dude, we practiced this shit, dog. 0.99
00:51:37.000 We practiced this. 1.00
00:51:38.000 And then you saw...
00:51:41.000 Was it Fabio Giorgio upkicked Jerry Bolander?
00:51:45.000 Remember that?
00:51:46.000 Oh yeah!
00:51:47.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:51:48.000 Bro, guys who are really good kickers, if you get them on their back, they can fuck you up off their back. 0.99
00:51:54.000 This is weird. 1.00
00:51:55.000 Pouring water is illegal?
00:51:57.000 Yeah, because they don't want you to become slippery.
00:52:00.000 The cut man will apply Vaseline to the facial area.
00:52:03.000 The problem with that is... 0.99
00:52:06.000 Once you get Vaseline on a face, that Vaseline is fucking everywhere. 0.99
00:52:10.000 It's everywhere. 0.99
00:52:10.000 It's everywhere. 0.99
00:52:11.000 It's on the neck, the chest.
00:52:11.000 You don't need Vaseline.
00:52:12.000 That's some old boxing shit that needs to be cut out. 0.99
00:52:14.000 I believe you're right. 0.99
00:52:15.000 Yeah, it's totally unnecessary. 0.85
00:52:17.000 That's just some boxing bullshit that it's probably good for boxing, I guess, but for MMA, that Vaseline gets everywhere. 0.95
00:52:24.000 It gets everywhere. 0.98
00:52:25.000 Yeah, it gets everywhere.
00:52:26.000 And as a promoter or producer or someone who owns a fight show, you want as many...
00:52:35.000 Finishes as possible, whether they're knockouts or submissions.
00:52:42.000 That's why in combat jiu-jitsu, we make rash guards mandatory.
00:52:46.000 You've got to wear rash guards.
00:52:48.000 We don't want two greasy bodies all over the place. 1.00
00:52:50.000 I like that.
00:52:50.000 Wear rash guards.
00:52:51.000 Yeah, I like that.
00:52:52.000 Because that cuts out greasing.
00:52:55.000 Like the complaint that Gordon Ryan had against Nicky Rod.
00:52:58.000 And then Felipe Pena said the same thing.
00:53:01.000 He's greased.
00:53:03.000 Yeah.
00:53:03.000 It's like, feel him.
00:53:04.000 Yeah, it's mandatory.
00:53:06.000 You've got to wear a rash guard.
00:53:07.000 I mean, ultimately, we haven't done it yet, but ultimately, if there's a problem with greasing legs and stuff like that, you have to wear spats.
00:53:18.000 I think spats and rash guards.
00:53:21.000 Eliminate the greasing.
00:53:22.000 Eliminate it.
00:53:22.000 Because other than that, if you tested for greasing, that would be so expensive.
00:53:28.000 And how could you?
00:53:29.000 The only way you could do it is, as you walk in, they swab your back.
00:53:36.000 But the problem is that's not even going to work.
00:53:38.000 Because you know what guys do?
00:53:39.000 They take a bath in mineral oil.
00:53:42.000 That's what vandalists do apparently. 1.00
00:53:44.000 Old school shit. 1.00
00:53:45.000 They take a bath in mineral oil and then they dry off. 1.00
00:53:48.000 So if you touch them, they're dry.
00:53:50.000 But then once they start sweating, that oil comes out of the pores.
00:53:53.000 And then they're like, whoop!
00:53:54.000 It's like trying to grab a hold of a sand.
00:53:55.000 So that could only do so much.
00:53:57.000 But, I mean, when they walk in the cage, they should be warmed up.
00:54:02.000 So they should be sweating, so you might be able to...
00:54:05.000 Maybe take a big glove that is made out of swab material and just go down the back like that.
00:54:13.000 And then...
00:54:14.000 Test it. 0.99
00:54:15.000 But that would be expensive as shit. 0.99
00:54:17.000 Maybe. 0.99
00:54:18.000 You know what it'd be like?
00:54:19.000 I don't even know if this is real, but you know how when people pee in the pool and they have something that shows the pee and you can see it all blue?
00:54:26.000 Is that real?
00:54:27.000 Oh, that's way real.
00:54:28.000 Is it?
00:54:28.000 Hell yeah.
00:54:29.000 That's old shit. 1.00
00:54:30.000 I thought that was just some shit from movies. 1.00
00:54:33.000 I thought it was a rumor to fuck with kids. 1.00
00:54:34.000 No, no, no. 0.99
00:54:36.000 What do you think it'd be called?
00:54:39.000 Is there a chemical you could put to show when you're peeing in a pool?
00:54:43.000 Chemicals.
00:54:44.000 Because there was a video that I saw that looked really fake. 1.00
00:54:47.000 It was a bunch of girls that were in a pool together, and then one girl, like you see all this pee coming out, like this blues, everyone's like, oh my god, you dirty bitch! 1.00
00:54:56.000 And they run away from her because she's peeing in the pool. 1.00
00:54:59.000 Yeah, no, that's real.
00:55:00.000 That's for views.
00:55:02.000 I don't know if it's real.
00:55:03.000 No, no, it's real.
00:55:03.000 I've heard about that.
00:55:04.000 You put a chemical in the pool, and when you pee, it turns blue.
00:55:08.000 Urine indicator dye is a mythical substance that is supposed to be able to react with urine in a form of colored cloud in a swimming pool or hot tub.
00:55:15.000 It's mythical?
00:55:17.000 That's indicating the location of people who are urinating.
00:55:18.000 Oh my god, I thought it was real.
00:55:20.000 I did too.
00:55:20.000 Up until about a couple weeks ago.
00:55:22.000 I thought it was...
00:55:23.000 It doesn't seem like that crazy of a product.
00:55:27.000 It might be super toxic. 0.72
00:55:30.000 Yeah.
00:55:30.000 I mean, you imagine how much of that stuff you'd have to put in the water and then that stuff's in your eyes.
00:55:35.000 But think about how toxic just a regular swimming pool is.
00:55:37.000 Like all the chlorine that's in there.
00:55:39.000 Good point.
00:55:40.000 That's gotta be horrible for you, right?
00:55:41.000 Bro, you know what we played the other day on Protect Our Parks?
00:55:46.000 We were trying to figure out why is there fluoride in water?
00:55:51.000 There's no reason for fluoride to be in drinking water.
00:55:55.000 That's such an old conspiracy theory.
00:55:56.000 It's a real one.
00:55:58.000 And they literally open up bags of fluoride and dump it into the local drinking water.
00:56:06.000 It's like something you do.
00:56:07.000 Not only that, we played it on Protect Our Parks.
00:56:09.000 We were trying to figure this out.
00:56:11.000 There's a direct correlation between high levels of fluoride in drinking water and low IQs.
00:56:16.000 I believe it.
00:56:17.000 100%.
00:56:18.000 Why would they open up sacks of fluoride and put it in the water?
00:56:24.000 You know why? 1.00
00:56:25.000 Because you got fluoride and you're trying to sell that shit. 1.00
00:56:27.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:56:28.000 Imagine if you're in the fluoride business and you're hearing us talking like, shut the fuck up! 0.99
00:56:33.000 Because if people stop drinking or putting fluoride in drinking water. 1.00
00:56:37.000 And the official reason, and I don't know, this might be bullshit. 0.95
00:56:41.000 Tooth decay. 0.99
00:56:42.000 Yeah, they're trying to take care of our teeth. 1.00
00:56:45.000 Brush your fucking teeth. 1.00
00:56:47.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:56:47.000 You know what I said that's like? 1.00
00:56:48.000 That's like, if some people are getting skin cancer, oh, we're going to put sunscreen in apples.
00:56:52.000 Yeah, same thing.
00:56:53.000 Why would you do that?
00:56:54.000 Just wear sunscreen.
00:56:55.000 You can get sunscreen anywhere.
00:56:56.000 Oh, you really care about our teeth that much?
00:56:59.000 You care about our teeth that much? 0.99
00:57:01.000 You're sending fucking shipments, like those shipping containers filled with fluoride and these sacks that you open them up. 0.99
00:57:11.000 Dumping them into reservoirs. 1.00
00:57:13.000 Doesn't make any sense.
00:57:15.000 Doesn't make any sense.
00:57:15.000 There are some cities that have...
00:57:18.000 Stopped doing that?
00:57:18.000 They stopped it.
00:57:19.000 They should stop doing that.
00:57:20.000 The community gets together.
00:57:22.000 They should get together.
00:57:23.000 Yeah.
00:57:23.000 That's where it starts, really.
00:57:24.000 That's a weird one, man.
00:57:26.000 That's one that's been around for a long time. 0.99
00:57:28.000 By the way, who doesn't brush their fucking teeth? 1.00
00:57:30.000 Dude, I didn't go to the dentist for 10 fucking years. 1.00
00:57:34.000 For 10 years. 0.99
00:57:34.000 I went zero cavities. 0.99
00:57:36.000 Yeah.
00:57:37.000 Zero cavities. 0.99
00:57:38.000 I don't drink fucking tap water. 0.99
00:57:40.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:57:40.000 Ever. 0.99
00:57:41.000 Never.
00:57:41.000 Ever.
00:57:42.000 I also eat very little sugar, and I brush my fucking teeth. 1.00
00:57:46.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:57:46.000 Dude, I got Invisalign. 1.00
00:57:47.000 So do I. I'm wearing it right now.
00:57:50.000 For the first time, when I first started wearing it, Trey The Truth was on the podcast, and he wears a grill.
00:57:56.000 And I was like, bro, how do you wear that grill and talk? 0.98
00:57:59.000 Because it was fucking with my talking. 0.96
00:58:01.000 The first time I wore it on a podcast, I had to not wear it. 0.99
00:58:03.000 I can still hear it a little.
00:58:05.000 Can you hear it, Jamie?
00:58:06.000 No? 0.98
00:58:07.000 I looked at your teeth and I'm like, damn, it looks like he has a visit line. 0.99
00:58:10.000 But he doesn't. 0.99
00:58:11.000 He would.
00:58:11.000 But you do.
00:58:12.000 I wear that shit all the time, too. 1.00
00:58:13.000 I'm trying to clean my teeth up, man. 1.00
00:58:15.000 My lower teeth have been crooked forever.
00:58:17.000 And my doctor said it would probably help my sleep apnea.
00:58:20.000 What do you think I treat?
00:58:21.000 Pretty.
00:58:22.000 They're nice.
00:58:22.000 You got nice teeth, bro.
00:58:24.000 You got a nice beard.
00:58:25.000 I like that beard.
00:58:26.000 I was saying that I shaved my beard before I got here today because I look too old.
00:58:31.000 I did a music video the other day, so I grew up my beard because I played a coyote.
00:58:38.000 I love that video.
00:58:39.000 You said it to me.
00:58:39.000 I love that video.
00:58:41.000 That song is hilarious.
00:58:43.000 Yeah, it's a confusing song.
00:58:46.000 El Coyote.
00:58:46.000 Purposely.
00:58:48.000 Yeah.
00:58:49.000 But I'll shave it.
00:58:50.000 I never really had a full beard.
00:58:52.000 I like it.
00:58:52.000 I'll see what's up for a while.
00:58:53.000 I look like I'm fucking 93. I know it. 0.99
00:58:55.000 You remember when Evan Tanner died and I grew that full beard?
00:58:59.000 We all did.
00:59:00.000 Yeah, Evan Tanner was a legend, man.
00:59:02.000 Legend.
00:59:02.000 Legend, man.
00:59:03.000 I really liked that guy, man.
00:59:05.000 Man.
00:59:06.000 When he died, it was when I was living in Colorado. 1.00
00:59:11.000 And I said, fuck it, man. 1.00
00:59:12.000 I'm going to grow my beard. 1.00
00:59:13.000 I had a fucking full-ass beard. 0.99
00:59:15.000 I was a big Evan Tanner fan. 0.99
00:59:16.000 He was a good guy, man.
00:59:17.000 Big Evan Tanner fan.
00:59:19.000 Interesting.
00:59:20.000 He had good jiu-jitsu.
00:59:21.000 And back in the day, not that many UFC fighters that were non-Brazilian had good jiu-jitsu.
00:59:29.000 You just didn't see it that much.
00:59:30.000 And he was like one of the first.
00:59:32.000 You remember when he won the middleweight title and he fought Dave Terrell?
00:59:35.000 How did he win? 0.97
00:59:36.000 Dave Terrell caught him in a guillotine and almost fucking had him. 0.98
00:59:39.000 And he gassed out and Evan Tanner pounded him out. 0.95
00:59:43.000 That's how he won the middleweight title.
00:59:45.000 Dave Terrell, man.
00:59:47.000 Beast. 0.98
00:59:47.000 Goddamn, was his jiu-jitsu good. 0.98
00:59:50.000 Beast. 0.98
00:59:50.000 And still is, I'm sure. 0.98
00:59:51.000 One of the very first elite leg lockers.
00:59:54.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:59:55.000 Elite leg lockers. 1.00
00:59:56.000 And a fucking animal. 0.99
00:59:58.000 And Dave Terrell was one of the, I mean, he was one of the first pure no-gi pioneers. 1.00
01:00:04.000 There was a couple out there.
01:00:05.000 You know, there's Chris Brennan, there was Dave Terrell, Eric Paulson.
01:00:09.000 Shout out to Chris Brennan.
01:00:11.000 Yeah, there was like maybe four guys that got their black belt in the gi that decided to go no gi.
01:00:19.000 Dean Lister.
01:00:19.000 Dean Lister.
01:00:21.000 Yep, yep.
01:00:22.000 Yeah, that's right.
01:00:23.000 That's right.
01:00:24.000 He doesn't really train the gi.
01:00:25.000 Bro, you've been paying attention to Jeff Monson?
01:00:27.000 What happened?
01:00:28.000 Jeff Monson.
01:00:29.000 Lives in Russia. 0.91
01:00:31.000 Speaks perfect Russian.
01:00:33.000 Go to Jeff Monson's Instagram.
01:00:35.000 I think it's Snowman.
01:00:37.000 Snowman Monson.
01:00:39.000 I forget what it is.
01:00:40.000 He's a full-on Russian. 0.97
01:00:42.000 He lives in Russia.
01:00:44.000 He supports Mother Russia. 1.00
01:00:46.000 He's got a fucking CCP. He's got a hammer and sickle tattoo. 1.00
01:00:51.000 He's all in.
01:00:53.000 Interesting.
01:00:53.000 This is Jeff Monson, man.
01:00:55.000 He's fucking Russian now. 1.00
01:00:58.000 He defected. 1.00
01:00:59.000 He's a Russian citizen.
01:01:00.000 See if you can go to a video where he's talking in Russian, because there's a lot on his Instagram where he's talking in Russian.
01:01:09.000 There he goes.
01:01:11.000 Play that.
01:01:20.000 I got fascism in there.
01:01:28.000 How wild is that? 0.89
01:01:29.000 I wonder what the hell he said.
01:01:30.000 I don't know.
01:01:31.000 I hope we didn't let him say anything horrible.
01:01:34.000 Is Russia considered communist still?
01:01:37.000 Yeah.
01:01:38.000 Still.
01:01:38.000 I mean, Russia is.
01:01:40.000 Don't they?
01:01:41.000 It's a dictatorship.
01:01:42.000 Wait, wait.
01:01:42.000 The Soviet Union.
01:01:43.000 Actually, no.
01:01:44.000 Let me say that.
01:01:44.000 Let me say that right.
01:01:45.000 I'm wrong.
01:01:46.000 No.
01:01:47.000 They have elections.
01:01:50.000 But, man, the whole...
01:01:52.000 But if you want to run against Putin, bro.
01:01:55.000 Yeah.
01:01:55.000 Good luck.
01:01:56.000 Yeah.
01:01:57.000 Good luck with all that.
01:01:58.000 You ain't got much time left.
01:01:59.000 When was the last time they had an election?
01:02:01.000 Well, you know that guy, Purgosian, who tried to make a coup against Putin, and he just died in a plane crash?
01:02:08.000 Is that that coup that lasted like six hours?
01:02:11.000 The guy who, like, they were literally headed towards Moscow.
01:02:13.000 He was the head of the Wagner Group.
01:02:15.000 Headed towards Moscow, and then they pull back at the last minute, and Putin's like, yeah, bro, I'll see you in a little bit.
01:02:22.000 And this plane blew up in the sky.
01:02:24.000 There's a video of his plane in the sky, and it's like on fire in the sky.
01:02:29.000 Nothing suspicious about that.
01:02:33.000 Yeah.
01:02:34.000 I mean, it's kind of crazy.
01:02:35.000 But, like, Soviet Union was communist, and then the Soviet Union fell.
01:02:39.000 Like, the history of the Soviet Union and today's Russia is really confusing to me.
01:02:45.000 Like, I don't know what to believe.
01:02:46.000 I don't know what to believe with anything, like, in regards to history, like...
01:02:50.000 Man, it's just like, what is real and what's not? 1.00
01:02:53.000 I'm just like, fuck. 0.99
01:02:54.000 I'm just like, okay, let's just see how everything plays out. 0.99
01:02:56.000 But Soviet Union fell, so I thought like Russia is claiming like democratic socialism or something.
01:03:04.000 It's sort of democratic.
01:03:06.000 But Putin is basically running it because Putin was the president of Russia or whatever, you know, whatever they call it over there. 0.98
01:03:14.000 And then he stepped down and then his main guy took over and then Putin's like, fuck this, I'm taking over again. 0.95
01:03:22.000 And now he's running it and he's been running Russia. 0.99
01:03:28.000 Was it?
01:03:29.000 When did he start running?
01:03:30.000 When was his second term as president of Russia? 0.99
01:03:35.000 Do you know who also has a fucking Soviet passport or Russian passport? 0.99
01:03:41.000 Roy Jones. 1.00
01:03:43.000 Roy Jones Jr. is tight with Putin.
01:03:46.000 Interesting.
01:03:46.000 Yeah, well, he's a star over there, man.
01:03:48.000 Really?
01:03:49.000 Yeah, man.
01:03:49.000 He had a bunch of boxing fights over there.
01:03:51.000 They love him over there. 0.99
01:03:52.000 They love, like, you know, elite combat sports athletes, and Roy Jones Jr. in his prime was the fucking man. 0.99
01:04:00.000 Yeah. 0.90
01:04:01.000 When you talk about the all-time greats, you can, in his prime, he may have, I would say he's the best technician ever.
01:04:11.000 Ever.
01:04:11.000 One of the best athletes that's ever competed in boxing.
01:04:14.000 He was so fast.
01:04:15.000 Think about that one round he had with Vinny Pazienza where only round in...
01:04:21.000 CompuBox history.
01:04:22.000 Yeah, in CompuBox history where Vinny Pazienza couldn't land a punch.
01:04:27.000 Incredible.
01:04:27.000 Incredible.
01:04:28.000 And then Roy tried to stop the fight.
01:04:30.000 He was teeing off on him.
01:04:31.000 He said to the referee, come on, man.
01:04:33.000 It's over.
01:04:34.000 Yeah.
01:04:34.000 And the referee's like, continue.
01:04:35.000 He's like, alrighty.
01:04:38.000 Okay.
01:04:39.000 Putin has been Russia's most powerful politician since he assumed the presidency in 2000 after resignation of his predecessor, Boris Yeltsin.
01:04:48.000 But he stepped down for a while and then came back again, though.
01:04:52.000 But he was, like, still kind of in power.
01:04:55.000 If he still remains in power until 2036, his tenure will surpass even that of Joseph Stalin, who ruled the Soviet Union for 29 years.
01:05:03.000 We're supposed to have six-year terms, but he created a new law that can allow that term limit to reset.
01:05:09.000 It's a good move.
01:05:11.000 It's a good move if you want to run things.
01:05:13.000 That's what Chris Rock was saying about Trump.
01:05:17.000 When Trump made it into office, he's like, he's never getting out of there. 0.99
01:05:20.000 It'll change the fucking laws. 0.99
01:05:22.000 He's not going to stop being president. 0.99
01:05:24.000 I remember Chris Rock was saying that on stage.
01:05:26.000 It was hilarious.
01:05:27.000 You know that guy Yuri Bezmenov that you bring up every now and then?
01:05:31.000 And he explains ideological subversion, right?
01:05:36.000 Bro. 1.00
01:05:36.000 If that shit's real and it seems like it's real, then does that mean Russia is responsible for all our shit? 1.00
01:05:42.000 If it's not real, what a prediction. 1.00
01:05:46.000 What a crazy prediction that we would lose all faith in our democratic process and that the children from the universities will all adapt Marxist-Leninist philosophy.
01:05:56.000 They all do.
01:05:58.000 I mean, how many people are young kids that consider themselves Marxists? 0.99
01:06:02.000 Yeah, so are we in the middle of a fucking... 0.98
01:06:05.000 of a Russian infiltration? 0.99
01:06:08.000 Or is it Chinese? 0.94
01:06:10.000 Well, I think both of those countries are very clever.
01:06:14.000 You know, they do some very clever things.
01:06:17.000 One of the things that China does is they buy up corporations.
01:06:20.000 Do you know how many...
01:06:20.000 Someone showed me a list of all these corporations that are run by China.
01:06:26.000 I don't even know if this is true.
01:06:28.000 Is...
01:06:28.000 What's the Chinese president?
01:06:32.000 Xi Jinping.
01:06:34.000 Is Xi Jinping and... 1.00
01:06:37.000 What's his fucking name from Russia? 1.00
01:06:41.000 Putin? 1.00
01:06:42.000 Putin.
01:06:42.000 Are they like buddies?
01:06:44.000 Because they're both like communists, right?
01:06:46.000 Well...
01:06:47.000 I'm confused there.
01:06:48.000 I'm sure they're united against America now.
01:06:53.000 And if Yuri Bezmenov, if he's right, He's basically saying that Russia has put...
01:07:02.000 We're under some kind of like 20-year Russian infiltration ideological subversion plan or something like that.
01:07:09.000 Yeah.
01:07:09.000 What he was basically saying was that they have this very long game approach.
01:07:16.000 Whereas the United States...
01:07:18.000 We try to do things quickly and we think about short term.
01:07:22.000 Whereas in Russia, they think about things very long. 0.60
01:07:26.000 Very long.
01:07:28.000 Yeah.
01:07:28.000 They're not afraid of people dying over there.
01:07:32.000 Because they lost so many people in so many wars.
01:07:36.000 Yeah. 0.97
01:07:37.000 I mean, if it wasn't for Russia, Russia holding off the Nazis, Russia helped us win World War II in a giant way, in a fucking giant way. 0.86
01:07:49.000 And you look at the losses that Russia faced. 0.95
01:07:52.000 What was that? 0.56
01:07:54.000 The one battle that Shane Gillis brought up during the podcast, like Shane Gillis is a gigantic history buff, and he brought up this one battle where Russia lost some fucking insane amount of people holding off the Nazis.
01:08:11.000 I mean insane amount of people.
01:08:13.000 Like way more than any war we've ever lost.
01:08:16.000 That was one of the things that people always said about Russia.
01:08:19.000 Like the girls are so hot. 1.00
01:08:21.000 And they so outnumber men because so many men died.
01:08:27.000 Yeah.
01:08:27.000 So many men died over there.
01:08:29.000 So for the longest time, it was like this overabundance of these hot Russian women. 1.00
01:08:34.000 And how many of them came over and became spies?
01:08:36.000 Yeah. 0.99
01:08:38.000 Man, it's like, what the fuck is going on? 0.99
01:08:41.000 What is going on? 1.00
01:08:42.000 It's like, I don't know what to believe anymore, dawg.
01:08:46.000 It almost seems like...
01:08:50.000 There's a Great Awakening and there's a Great Reset.
01:08:53.000 Klaus Schwab talking about the Great Reset.
01:08:57.000 And then there's a Great Awakening.
01:08:58.000 A lot of people are waking up.
01:09:01.000 Sometimes I feel like the Great Awakening is winning and then sometimes I feel like the Great Reset is winning. 0.99
01:09:07.000 All this fighting that we're doing, we're fighting over dumb shit all the time. 0.99
01:09:12.000 All the time. 1.00
01:09:13.000 Bathrooms and gender. 0.97
01:09:14.000 Meanwhile, this new world order is like digital currency.
01:09:21.000 Climate change.
01:09:23.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:09:24.000 It's like, what the fuck is going on? 0.99
01:09:27.000 It just seems like... 0.99
01:09:33.000 Like, there's our politicians here, you know, the ones that we see, the ones that are on TV, and then whatever's above them, the guys we don't see, maybe they just want to just destroy America.
01:09:44.000 Like, how do we destroy America?
01:09:46.000 How do we make it— I think what they want is control.
01:09:49.000 They want control the way that China has control, the way that Russia has control. 0.55
01:09:54.000 And there's so much freedom in America in terms of freedom of speech and freedom to do whatever you want.
01:10:01.000 It's like on the surface, we see the left fighting with the right, right?
01:10:05.000 On the surface, right?
01:10:07.000 But what if the overall goal is to get us...
01:10:12.000 The only way we're going to have a military regime, like the controllers, they want as much of a military regime as possible.
01:10:20.000 Maybe disguise it so we don't think we're under.
01:10:22.000 But the best way to do that, the most...
01:10:27.000 Not the easiest, but the best way is you gotta make the people embrace the military, right?
01:10:33.000 You gotta make them embrace.
01:10:34.000 How do you make them embrace it?
01:10:35.000 Right now, we're kind of embracing it.
01:10:38.000 We're like, oh, where's the military? 0.99
01:10:40.000 Tribunals and all that shit. 1.00
01:10:41.000 With all the shit, it's almost like that. 1.00
01:10:43.000 Like, were we tricked? 1.00
01:10:44.000 Are we being tricked into embracing the military?
01:10:47.000 Like, there's so... 1.00
01:10:48.000 Like, I don't know which way this shit's going. 1.00
01:10:50.000 It's just so all over the fucking place, man. 1.00
01:10:52.000 Like, all the stuff that Biden is doing, it's like... 1.00
01:10:57.000 It's like, who's advising this motherfucker? 1.00
01:11:01.000 You know what I mean? 1.00
01:11:02.000 He's running again.
01:11:04.000 And then they're talking about Michelle Obama running.
01:11:06.000 That keeps coming up.
01:11:07.000 Ted Cruz just talked about that.
01:11:09.000 I think Gavin Newsom can win.
01:11:12.000 You don't think Michelle Obama has a better chance?
01:11:14.000 If she wants to do it.
01:11:15.000 She's a minority. 0.99
01:11:17.000 If she wants to do it.
01:11:18.000 Yeah.
01:11:19.000 But does she want to do it?
01:11:20.000 I mean, she's never expressed it.
01:11:21.000 It seems like Gavin Newsom wants to be president.
01:11:24.000 Yeah.
01:11:25.000 And he, like, fits the bill.
01:11:27.000 Handsome, tall, smooth talker.
01:11:31.000 He'd be so much better than Biden as a president.
01:11:33.000 I mean, that's a no-brainer.
01:11:35.000 It just seems like, man, is this a trick?
01:11:40.000 Is this just so obvious?
01:11:41.000 He's trying to figure out how to remove these homeless encampments in California, but there's laws against it.
01:11:46.000 There's laws that prevent you from pushing those people out.
01:11:50.000 I will say this, though.
01:11:51.000 I will say this. 1.00
01:11:51.000 People talk a lot of shit. 1.00
01:11:52.000 I mean, I'm in California for the weather. 1.00
01:11:55.000 I like the weather, man.
01:11:56.000 The weather's amazing.
01:11:56.000 The weather's amazing, dude.
01:11:58.000 We've had, like, probably 14 days over 100 degrees.
01:12:03.000 And y'alls out here and in Florida, you guys are, like, six months of just death.
01:12:08.000 You know what I mean?
01:12:09.000 Bro.
01:12:10.000 And don't say you like it, because if you like it, turn your air conditioner on and tell them how much you like it.
01:12:14.000 Everybody says they like it, as long as they're in air-conditioned facilities.
01:12:18.000 Right, but that's how California is, too.
01:12:19.000 When it's 100 degrees outside in California, you want to be...
01:12:22.000 No, no, the amount of days per year.
01:12:24.000 That's true.
01:12:25.000 It's way hotter here for longer.
01:12:27.000 And I almost moved to Florida.
01:12:29.000 I almost did it.
01:12:30.000 I almost went to Tampa.
01:12:31.000 Thank God I didn't.
01:12:32.000 I'm glad I waited it out.
01:12:34.000 But during the height of all the BS, man, it was so scary on the 101. The homeless just...
01:12:43.000 They were on the freeway.
01:12:45.000 So if you're in rush hour on the 101, it's like Mad Max, dog. 0.99
01:12:50.000 It was fucking scary. 0.97
01:12:51.000 You're like, you're just sitting there and there's all these people around you just living and camped out on the freeway. 0.98
01:12:57.000 Bro, if they just got rid of that, if they just eliminated the homeless encampments, find shelter for these people, get them counseling, that's A. That's number one.
01:13:08.000 They did clean all that up.
01:13:09.000 They're not on the freeways no more.
01:13:11.000 Not on the freeways.
01:13:12.000 But they still...
01:13:13.000 If you go to Venice, it's a disaster.
01:13:14.000 Yeah, but it's not...
01:13:15.000 If you go to Santa Monica, it's a disaster.
01:13:16.000 They have cleaned it up a little bit.
01:13:18.000 I can't deny it.
01:13:19.000 I see it.
01:13:19.000 They should clean it up, clean it up, like all the way.
01:13:22.000 Do that.
01:13:23.000 I drive in downtown all the time, and there's a certain bridge that I drive under, and it's always...
01:13:31.000 Every day, people put up houses there.
01:13:35.000 Yeah, they have electricity, they're tapping on lines.
01:13:37.000 But they cleaned it out.
01:13:39.000 I don't know if they cleaned it out everywhere, but in my path where I see them, they're doing something about the homeless.
01:13:45.000 Good.
01:13:46.000 Praise to them for doing that.
01:13:48.000 Next step? 1.00
01:13:49.000 You gotta eliminate these fucking crazy DAs that take these violent fucking people that shoot people and assault people and rob things. 1.00
01:13:57.000 You gotta have fucking police. 1.00
01:14:01.000 You gotta have law and order. 1.00
01:14:02.000 All this defunding the police is too scary.
01:14:04.000 These smash and grabs in all these stores. 1.00
01:14:07.000 Fuck you. 1.00
01:14:07.000 Bro, these smash and grabs are great. 1.00
01:14:09.000 Down the street from my old podcast studio at the Topanga Mall, they fucking smashed into the Nordstrom. 0.96
01:14:14.000 They just smash and grab everything. 0.98
01:14:16.000 They did it in Century City.
01:14:18.000 They did it in Beverly Hills.
01:14:19.000 It seems like...
01:14:21.000 Man, it just seems like...
01:14:24.000 If he can clean that up, if he can refund the police, clean that up, make LA safe, like 2016 safe...
01:14:32.000 I don't think that's gonna happen.
01:14:33.000 Why not?
01:14:34.000 Bro, if that guy did that...
01:14:37.000 He could get a lot of people's vote for president.
01:14:39.000 We just cleaned up. 1.00
01:14:41.000 Cut the fucking taxes, too. 1.00
01:14:42.000 Like, the California taxes are like, what the fuck are we doing over here? 1.00
01:14:46.000 But if the taxes were worth it, right? 0.98
01:14:49.000 If it's worth that 14% to live in the state... 0.53
01:14:51.000 Look, I don't mind paying taxes, right?
01:14:54.000 I don't want to pay too much taxes, but people think I moved here to not pay taxes.
01:14:57.000 That is not the case.
01:14:59.000 If L.A. was the same L.A. from 2015, I'd still be in L.A. 100%.
01:15:04.000 I miss the Comedy Store.
01:15:07.000 I miss Tent Planet Jiu Jitsu.
01:15:09.000 I miss all the restaurants I used to go to.
01:15:11.000 I miss all my friends.
01:15:13.000 I miss it.
01:15:14.000 But they just got too crazy during the pandemic.
01:15:18.000 They just got too crazy with shutting down businesses.
01:15:21.000 They got too crazy with telling people what they can do and what they can't do.
01:15:24.000 Too crazy with mandating vaccines for kids to go to school.
01:15:28.000 They got too crazy with all those things.
01:15:31.000 If they didn't do that, I don't mind paying the taxes, man.
01:15:35.000 Yeah.
01:15:35.000 I don't mind.
01:15:36.000 I get it.
01:15:37.000 I get it.
01:15:38.000 I'm wealthy and it shouldn't affect me as much as it does other people.
01:15:41.000 I get that.
01:15:43.000 But I'm saying that, like, if it was worth it, if you got something out of it, if there's something you get from it, where it's like, it's worth that 14%.
01:15:52.000 But 14% is crazy.
01:15:55.000 That's so much money. 0.99
01:15:57.000 If you make $100,000 a year, you have to pay $14,000 to the fucking government. 0.99
01:16:05.000 For what? 0.99
01:16:07.000 For what?
01:16:09.000 That's so much money, man.
01:16:12.000 Fourteen grand?
01:16:13.000 Yeah.
01:16:13.000 If you make a hundred grand, now you make ninety-six.
01:16:16.000 Or now you make eighty-six.
01:16:17.000 And then you gotta pay federal tax.
01:16:18.000 You gotta pay federal tax.
01:16:19.000 And you gotta pay sales tax.
01:16:20.000 Yeah.
01:16:21.000 And property tax.
01:16:23.000 I mean, there's so many taxes.
01:16:24.000 But if it was worth it, And then they got this mansion tax.
01:16:29.000 Do you know about the mansion tax?
01:16:31.000 I heard about that.
01:16:31.000 I don't know too much about that.
01:16:32.000 Pull it up.
01:16:34.000 Whitney Comics was complaining about it.
01:16:37.000 If you have a house and it's worth a certain amount of money, I don't know who pays it, whether it's the buyer or the seller.
01:16:45.000 But there's a tax that gets slapped onto it, like if it's worth X amount of money.
01:16:50.000 Dude, I gotta piss so bad. 0.51
01:16:51.000 Go piss. 0.87
01:16:52.000 Go piss.
01:16:53.000 Pause.
01:16:53.000 I'll piss too.
01:16:54.000 I've just commented.
01:16:56.000 Are we recording this?
01:16:59.000 Shane Gillis is deleting Jamie's posts.
01:17:03.000 When Jamie comments on Shane Gillis' Instagram, Shane deletes it.
01:17:09.000 It's over football, though.
01:17:10.000 Yeah, it was just a gif.
01:17:11.000 It was just like a response.
01:17:12.000 You know, Ohio State fun gif.
01:17:14.000 And it's gone.
01:17:15.000 I was like, whoa, what happened?
01:17:16.000 Who took it down?
01:17:17.000 I thought Instagram took it down.
01:17:18.000 Notre Dame lost?
01:17:19.000 Yeah, I thought Instagram was thinking I was bullying him.
01:17:22.000 But that's not the case.
01:17:24.000 And who's they?
01:17:25.000 What was it?
01:17:25.000 Ohio State?
01:17:26.000 Yeah, they scored in the last play of the game.
01:17:28.000 Fourth down.
01:17:29.000 One yard run. 1.00
01:17:30.000 Oh, shit. 1.00
01:17:30.000 Right down to the wire? 1.00
01:17:32.000 Yeah.
01:17:36.000 Football's emotional, man.
01:17:37.000 You spend a lot of time.
01:17:39.000 Shane believes in censorship.
01:17:40.000 That's what I'm getting at.
01:17:41.000 That's all I've understood about this whole thing.
01:17:42.000 Shane believes in censorship. 1.00
01:17:44.000 Dude, you spend all week thinking about this game Sunday, and then you play like shit, and you waste three, four hours watching this motherfucker. 1.00
01:17:52.000 It leaves a bad taste in your mouth. 1.00
01:17:54.000 I get it.
01:17:54.000 I get it now after I went to that game, and I saw how hyped people get in Dallas.
01:17:59.000 I've seen the Cowboys play in Dallas.
01:18:01.000 Cowboys smoked them.
01:18:02.000 Smoked the Jets.
01:18:03.000 But it was wild watching it, man.
01:18:05.000 I was like, this is fun.
01:18:06.000 They lost last night and the Cowboys fans are so pissed about it.
01:18:08.000 It goes back and forth, dude.
01:18:10.000 Yeah.
01:18:10.000 Back and forth.
01:18:11.000 If you lose, everybody shits on you. 0.98
01:18:13.000 If you win, oh my god, we have a chance to make it to the playoffs. 0.97
01:18:16.000 It's very emotional. 0.99
01:18:18.000 There's a lot of shit talking going on in football. 0.99
01:18:20.000 I can get into it a little bit, but I don't have the time to really get into it. 0.99
01:18:24.000 I'm into it because I've always been into it, but it's also...
01:18:27.000 I know that sports are a distraction.
01:18:30.000 Like empires, they like the circus and the distraction.
01:18:33.000 I know it's a distraction.
01:18:35.000 It's meant to distract you from what's really going on, and it gets you to not pay attention to what... 0.99
01:18:43.000 The government's doing to you and all that shit. 0.97
01:18:45.000 That might have been why it was initially created. 0.99
01:18:47.000 But right now, it exists as a beautiful form of entertainment that makes people's lives happen.
01:18:52.000 But I use it for distraction.
01:18:54.000 Because I'm like, you can't be Captain Conspiracy all day.
01:18:56.000 You know what I mean?
01:18:57.000 I like watching music documentaries and football. 0.99
01:19:01.000 That's what I do to get away from fucking... 0.99
01:19:03.000 You know what I get? 1.00
01:19:03.000 I get away from... 1.00
01:19:04.000 I watch Professional Pool.
01:19:06.000 That's crazy.
01:19:07.000 That's crazier than football.
01:19:09.000 Because it's completely apolitical.
01:19:12.000 Are there team pool sports?
01:19:14.000 Yes.
01:19:14.000 There's a thing called the Moscone Cup.
01:19:17.000 And it's a team.
01:19:18.000 It's like Quintet.
01:19:19.000 It's like Team USA versus Team Europe.
01:19:21.000 It's a big event that happens every year.
01:19:23.000 And one year it'll happen in the United States.
01:19:25.000 Like last year it was in Vegas.
01:19:26.000 This year it's in London.
01:19:28.000 And people cheer and scream.
01:19:30.000 How many people per team? 0.99
01:19:31.000 It's fucking wild. 0.99
01:19:32.000 That's a good question. 0.99
01:19:33.000 I'm not sure.
01:19:33.000 But they play two at a time.
01:19:35.000 So two people play against two people.
01:19:37.000 So if you and I were playing, so if you're playing nine ball.
01:19:40.000 Nine ball is a rotation pool.
01:19:41.000 Which means you have to make the one, then you have to make the two, and then when you make the nine you win.
01:19:46.000 So if you and I were on a team, you would make the one ball, but you'd play a position for me to make the two ball.
01:19:51.000 Then I would make the two ball, and then you would make the three ball.
01:19:55.000 That's how the game's played.
01:19:58.000 Interesting.
01:19:58.000 I don't like that.
01:19:59.000 I like one-on-one.
01:20:01.000 One-on-one's my favorite.
01:20:02.000 Who's the Hicks and Gracie of Poole right now?
01:20:05.000 Shane Van Boning is a dude from South Dakota who's deaf and he turns his hearing aid off when he plays. 1.00
01:20:11.000 He doesn't hear shit. 0.99
01:20:13.000 He just goes into the zone. 1.00
01:20:14.000 You could talk shit about him all day. 1.00
01:20:16.000 You could say crazy things. 1.00
01:20:17.000 He doesn't even hear it.
01:20:18.000 He's just in the zone and he's just dedicated.
01:20:21.000 Dude practices eight hours a day.
01:20:23.000 He beat this dude in this tournament he played last week.
01:20:26.000 He beat this dude 10 to nothing and he ran nine racks.
01:20:31.000 So for nine racks he broke and ran out.
01:20:34.000 What's running nine racks?
01:20:36.000 What does that mean?
01:20:36.000 It means the other guy doesn't even shoot.
01:20:38.000 Because he just made every shot.
01:20:39.000 Made every shot.
01:20:40.000 It's crazy that people could do that.
01:20:41.000 So good.
01:20:42.000 He's so good. 1.00
01:20:43.000 Damn. 1.00
01:20:43.000 If you watch him play, he's a machine, man. 1.00
01:20:46.000 He's a machine.
01:20:47.000 He makes shots.
01:20:48.000 And also, like, getting a shot on the one after the break.
01:20:51.000 Like, what are the odds you're going to get a shot in the one?
01:20:53.000 He ran seven racks in a row.
01:20:55.000 Is there a skill to that?
01:20:56.000 The break?
01:20:57.000 Yeah.
01:20:58.000 He's got to hit it as hard as possible.
01:21:00.000 It's not as hard as possible.
01:21:01.000 It's as accurate as possible.
01:21:02.000 And sometimes it's the right speed.
01:21:05.000 Sometimes if you hit it too hard, the balls scatter too much and you don't have control.
01:21:09.000 But if you hit it just the right speed...
01:21:12.000 You will make like the one ball on the side and the two ball likely will bounce out and get a shot. 0.99
01:21:17.000 And this motherfucker ran seven racks in a row in a big tournament against the best players in the world. 1.00
01:21:23.000 And then he ran two more racks and then he fucking won the game. 1.00
01:21:26.000 And he's an American? 0.99
01:21:27.000 He's an American, yeah.
01:21:29.000 He's maybe the best of all time.
01:21:30.000 Are there countries that produce...
01:21:32.000 Is it random or is there certain countries that produce good football players?
01:21:35.000 I'm a big fan of the guys from China.
01:21:38.000 Huge fan of the guys from China and the guys from the Philippines.
01:21:42.000 Those are some of my favorite players.
01:21:44.000 And Taiwan.
01:21:45.000 There's these two brothers out of Taiwan, the Ko brothers. 0.96
01:21:48.000 Ko Pin Yee and Ko Ping Chung.
01:21:49.000 They're my favorite players to watch.
01:21:51.000 I love watching those guys play.
01:21:52.000 Do they ever play against each other?
01:21:53.000 Yeah, they do.
01:21:54.000 It's funny.
01:21:55.000 It's funny watching them play because they have the same kind of style.
01:21:57.000 It's like the Rutolo brothers, you know?
01:21:59.000 A little bit.
01:21:59.000 They had to fight in the finals of, I think it was the Brown Belt Gi Worlds.
01:22:06.000 Or was it Black Belt? 0.99
01:22:07.000 But yeah, they don't fake shit, dude. 1.00
01:22:10.000 The Rotolo brothers are fucking animals. 1.00
01:22:12.000 Animals. 1.00
01:22:13.000 Those guys are animals.
01:22:14.000 All natural, too.
01:22:14.000 And they're like 20 years old.
01:22:16.000 Yeah.
01:22:16.000 And they're amongst the best in the world.
01:22:19.000 And they're just getting started.
01:22:20.000 And they have a deal with 1FC, too.
01:22:21.000 They do the 1FC grappling thing over there.
01:22:23.000 Dude.
01:22:23.000 That's another thing I love about 1FC. They mix it all up.
01:22:25.000 They got Michael Simechi over there, and I love it.
01:22:28.000 They mix it up.
01:22:28.000 I love that they do that, yeah.
01:22:29.000 You go to...
01:22:30.000 Shatree invited me to that Denver show, the first US show.
01:22:35.000 That was insane, man.
01:22:36.000 That was insane.
01:22:37.000 It was just a mix of kickboxing, MMA, grappling.
01:22:40.000 Love it.
01:22:41.000 And the grapplers came out with like, you know, they look like superstars.
01:22:45.000 Like the Rutolo brothers, Mikey Musa, they're superstars.
01:22:48.000 What I love about Chautry and what he's doing with 1FC is they're embracing all the aspects of martial arts.
01:22:53.000 They have Muay Thai with little gloves.
01:22:56.000 They have Jiu Jitsu. 0.99
01:22:58.000 They have real fucking elite level MMA. It's fucking great. 1.00
01:23:03.000 They even have kickboxing. 0.98
01:23:05.000 So they have kickboxing, which is no elbows, you know, no clinch.
01:23:10.000 Oh, they have regular kickboxing.
01:23:12.000 What style is that called?
01:23:14.000 Kickboxing, like Glory.
01:23:15.000 Glory is regular kickboxing.
01:23:16.000 No elbows.
01:23:17.000 No elbows.
01:23:17.000 No knees.
01:23:18.000 No knees.
01:23:19.000 You can go knees, but you can't clinch and throw knees the way everybody else does.
01:23:24.000 It's like K-1.
01:23:25.000 K-1 was kickboxing.
01:23:26.000 K-1 is not MMA. Excuse me, it's not Muay Thai.
01:23:30.000 So K-1 does not allow elbows.
01:23:32.000 K1 does not allow elbows, but they do allow a brief clinch.
01:23:36.000 Yep, a brief clinch, one knee, one knee from the clinch. 0.99
01:23:40.000 You can't hold on like Anderson Silva did with Rich Franklin.
01:23:43.000 Hold on and just batter him with knees. 1.00
01:23:45.000 Remember when Anderson Silva got that plum on Rich Franklin and just destroyed him?
01:23:50.000 Yeah, that was...
01:23:52.000 Bro, Anderson in his prime.
01:23:55.000 The interesting thing about, or one of the interesting things about Anderson Silva, there's so many, but he was like middle of the road for a while.
01:24:03.000 He was just one of those dudes from Shootbox coming up.
01:24:06.000 He was winning, he was losing.
01:24:07.000 He fought Ryu.
01:24:09.000 What was that guy's name?
01:24:10.000 The Japanese guy that did the flying... 0.96
01:24:12.000 Flying heel hook on him. 1.00
01:24:13.000 Yeah.
01:24:14.000 It was one of those...
01:24:15.000 He was Mayhem's training partner.
01:24:17.000 What's that dude's name?
01:24:18.000 Ryu. 0.99
01:24:19.000 God damn it. 0.99
01:24:21.000 Anderson Silva versus... 0.99
01:24:23.000 I'm embarrassed that I forgot his name.
01:24:24.000 I'm embarrassed too.
01:24:25.000 Yeah.
01:24:26.000 It starts with an R though.
01:24:27.000 I know that.
01:24:27.000 That guy was good.
01:24:28.000 Yeah.
01:24:29.000 He threw that crazy flying scissor takedown to a heel hook, which is like, that's pro wrestling.
01:24:36.000 Well, it's actually...
01:24:38.000 It's legit, but...
01:24:39.000 That's it right there.
01:24:42.000 Ryo Chonan.
01:24:43.000 There we go.
01:24:44.000 I was right with the R. Check out this fight.
01:24:47.000 See if you can find that.
01:24:49.000 It was a good fight, too.
01:24:51.000 So this was Anderson before he went to Cage Rage.
01:24:55.000 Remember he went to Cage Rage? 1.00
01:24:56.000 And when he went to Cage Rage, that's when he became the fucking man. 0.99
01:25:02.000 When he went to Cage Rage... 0.99
01:25:04.000 Bro, so Rio Chonan, he threw this flying...
01:25:07.000 Is it going to show it in here?
01:25:08.000 They're discussing it.
01:25:10.000 It's a video about the...
01:25:11.000 Do they have the actual segment?
01:25:13.000 See if you can scroll.
01:25:14.000 There it is.
01:25:15.000 Boom! 0.99
01:25:16.000 Look at that.
01:25:16.000 That is crazy.
01:25:18.000 Yeah, that was like Marvin Castile.
01:25:20.000 Crazy.
01:25:20.000 The way he did it?
01:25:21.000 Crazy.
01:25:23.000 That move, by the way, is illegal in my tournament.
01:25:27.000 Really?
01:25:28.000 Because it's too many knees to get destroyed.
01:25:30.000 Dude, you can just break a leg right there.
01:25:32.000 I witnessed right in front of my face a leg getting destroyed, and I'm like, okay, that is banned.
01:25:38.000 We are banning that one.
01:25:39.000 What happened? 0.98
01:25:41.000 You know, one of my students just did that move that you just saw and he landed on the shin and it fucking snapped, man. 0.97
01:25:50.000 And it was not good. 0.87
01:25:51.000 What happened to Richie?
01:25:53.000 Did Richie get his leg snapped recently?
01:25:56.000 With Craig Jones?
01:25:57.000 No, he tweaked it.
01:25:59.000 He heard it.
01:26:00.000 Craig Jones did some crazy behind the back toehold thing. 0.99
01:26:03.000 It was fucking crazy. 1.00
01:26:07.000 Craig Jones doing some wild shit, man. 1.00
01:26:09.000 Craig Jones, one of the best in the world. 0.99
01:26:11.000 One of the best to do it, you know?
01:26:13.000 They won the Quintet Team Tournament. 0.99
01:26:16.000 It was a fucking badass, man. 0.98
01:26:18.000 We got to the finals against B Team, and Craig Jones just too much, you know? 0.98
01:26:24.000 But we did great.
01:26:25.000 My guys did great.
01:26:26.000 Everybody did great, man.
01:26:27.000 It looked like a break.
01:26:28.000 That's why I was scared.
01:26:30.000 It looked like he broke his ankle.
01:26:32.000 Maybe something got cracked, but he didn't tell me.
01:26:34.000 We were walking right afterwards.
01:26:36.000 Really?
01:26:37.000 He wasn't limping or anything.
01:26:38.000 Okay, so it just popped.
01:26:39.000 Yeah, a little pop on the outside.
01:26:41.000 If it pops on the outside, there's nothing you can really do.
01:26:45.000 I mean, there's no surgery for it.
01:26:47.000 You just wait it out.
01:26:49.000 You just wait it out.
01:26:50.000 I've had my ankle pop many times, and then it's sore and tender for a long time.
01:26:56.000 I had my ankle pop once, and it swole up, and then the whole thing was black.
01:27:01.000 My whole ankle was black.
01:27:02.000 I was like, oh my god, I'm never going to throw a kick again.
01:27:05.000 Yeah.
01:27:06.000 Oh, there it is.
01:27:07.000 Yeah, here it is.
01:27:08.000 Oh, that was after.
01:27:09.000 It's hard to see what happened.
01:27:09.000 I mean, I could show you, but...
01:27:11.000 Yeah, you show it right before this.
01:27:12.000 So here it is.
01:27:13.000 Before that?
01:27:14.000 Okay, so...
01:27:16.000 Look at him.
01:27:16.000 He reaches with his left hand.
01:27:17.000 He reaches behind his back, like, right there.
01:27:19.000 Look at that left hand, right there.
01:27:21.000 And then he puts a toehold.
01:27:22.000 So he's got...
01:27:24.000 His left hand on one side of Richie's leg and his right hand in between the legs with a toe.
01:27:28.000 You couldn't really see it in that angle, but I never really seen that before.
01:27:33.000 Look at this.
01:27:34.000 Boom.
01:27:34.000 Look at this.
01:27:36.000 Do you remember when Craig Jones had that match with Vinny Magalese and he broke his ankle?
01:27:42.000 Yes. 1.00
01:27:43.000 He broke his shit. 1.00
01:27:44.000 He broke his shin bone, right? 1.00
01:27:46.000 I don't know the exact damage he did.
01:27:51.000 Because Craig tried to tell him, hey, it's broke.
01:27:53.000 He's like, it's okay.
01:27:54.000 He's like, yeah, but it's broken.
01:27:56.000 That was gruesome.
01:27:57.000 It's like moving around.
01:27:58.000 Yeah, that was gruesome.
01:27:59.000 I talked to Vinny when Vinny was at Abu Dhabi. 0.99
01:28:01.000 He's like, eh, I'm still kind of fucked up. 0.99
01:28:03.000 Yeah. 0.99
01:28:03.000 I think he had to get a plate now. 0.99
01:28:04.000 Vinny was one of the first leg lock pioneers in ADCC. People forget about that.
01:28:10.000 He won the whole thing, I think, in 2007 or 2009 or something. 0.88
01:28:16.000 And he was heel-hooking the shit out of people. 0.74
01:28:18.000 Him and Dean Lester. 0.96
01:28:20.000 Yeah.
01:28:20.000 I think Vinny's the last guy to beat Gordon.
01:28:24.000 Is he the last one?
01:28:25.000 I believe so.
01:28:26.000 I think so.
01:28:27.000 Do you remember when Vinny did a flying arm bar on Pedepano?
01:28:31.000 I don't remember that.
01:28:33.000 In the jujitsu match?
01:28:35.000 No gi. 1.00
01:28:36.000 I don't remember that.
01:28:37.000 On Pedepano?
01:28:38.000 Beautiful.
01:28:39.000 Let's see if we can find that.
01:28:40.000 Beautiful.
01:28:41.000 Pedepano.
01:28:42.000 Beautiful.
01:28:42.000 Vinny Magalas.
01:28:44.000 Pedepano's a fucking animal. 1.00
01:28:45.000 Yeah, I don't remember that one at all. 1.00
01:28:46.000 He hit him on a flying arm bar.
01:28:48.000 See if you can find that.
01:28:50.000 Vinnie Magalese, Pei De Pano, flying armbar. 0.99
01:28:53.000 Oh, it's fucking gorgeous. 0.91
01:28:55.000 And to see a guy do that on a world champion at that high a level and to catch it, it was picture perfect. 0.99
01:29:04.000 Yeah, and what I was saying about Anderson Silva was he didn't come out as the baddest motherfucker on the planet right away. 0.98
01:29:11.000 It took a while. 0.99
01:29:13.000 Then he went to Cage Rage.
01:29:15.000 Yes. 0.99
01:29:16.000 And he started fucking people up. 0.98
01:29:17.000 That's when it came apart. 0.93
01:29:18.000 What was his biggest win in Cage Rage?
01:29:19.000 Lee Murray.
01:29:20.000 Oh.
01:29:21.000 Oh, remember that?
01:29:23.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:29:23.000 Lee Murray was a fucking killer. 1.00
01:29:24.000 There's a documentary about him. 1.00
01:29:26.000 Isn't that crazy?
01:29:27.000 Yeah, I was talking to Guy Ritchie about it.
01:29:29.000 Lee Murray was a real gangster who could fight.
01:29:34.000 He wound up being part of the crew that committed the biggest armed robbery in the history of the UK. They had a movie like Heat.
01:29:46.000 Full face masks on and goggles and fucking tactical equipment and bulletproof vests. 0.99
01:29:52.000 I think they stole like 50 million dollars. 1.00
01:29:56.000 Something crazy.
01:29:57.000 And they got away with it for a while.
01:30:00.000 Sort of.
01:30:00.000 Everybody kind of knew.
01:30:02.000 It's one of those things. 1.00
01:30:03.000 In the fucking criminal world, those guys aren't real good at shutting the fuck up. 1.00
01:30:09.000 They're wild people. 1.00
01:30:10.000 If you're doing something like that, you got friends.
01:30:13.000 And you're telling your friends, and those friends are probably going to get arrested. 1.00
01:30:15.000 And then they're going to fucking, hey, I know some shit. 1.00
01:30:21.000 Did you find that? 0.99
01:30:23.000 I don't know how to spell the other guy's name.
01:30:24.000 P.E. P.E. D.E. P [...].E I believe in the game.
01:30:47.000 No, it's no game.
01:30:48.000 There it is.
01:30:49.000 I know it's locked behind the play wall there, though.
01:30:51.000 Oh, the flow grappling play wall?
01:30:53.000 I got a subscription.
01:30:55.000 Try that.
01:30:56.000 Click that.
01:30:58.000 Oh, video unavailable.
01:30:59.000 Give me a second.
01:31:06.000 Anthony Piroche.
01:31:08.000 I forgot about him, too. 1.00
01:31:09.000 Dude was a fucking animal. 1.00
01:31:12.000 This is not it. 1.00
01:31:14.000 Hmm.
01:31:15.000 Just Google Flying Armbar.
01:31:19.000 No, no, no.
01:31:21.000 Marcio Cruz Flying Armbar.
01:31:23.000 Just Google that.
01:31:25.000 Marcio Cruz Flying Armbar.
01:31:28.000 Yeah, here we go.
01:31:31.000 Let me see it.
01:31:35.000 Yeah, but you don't want to see him doing it.
01:31:38.000 You want to see Vinny Magalhães doing it to him.
01:31:42.000 Yeah.
01:31:43.000 No, no, no.
01:31:43.000 Leave Vinnie Magalais, Marcio Cruz.
01:31:49.000 Yeah, there we go.
01:31:49.000 Let's try that.
01:31:50.000 It would have already come up.
01:31:51.000 It's not going up.
01:31:52.000 Come on, really?
01:31:53.000 Not on YouTube this way.
01:31:54.000 This is not the best way to look for this stuff.
01:31:55.000 That's what I was trying to differentiate.
01:31:57.000 That's crazy.
01:31:58.000 How's that not...
01:31:59.000 It's on the Flow Grappling page and it's behind a paywall and that's the only clip that I can find.
01:32:02.000 Let me...
01:32:03.000 I'm going to show you my password.
01:32:04.000 Hold on a second.
01:32:05.000 While you do that, dude, I gotta pee again.
01:32:07.000 Ah, go ahead.
01:32:08.000 Bro, you got a phone from the 90s.
01:32:10.000 What are you doing?
01:32:11.000 When are you gonna upgrade?
01:32:13.000 I did.
01:32:13.000 I just got a new one.
01:32:14.000 Dude, coffee and beer just make me want to piss all the time, dude.
01:32:19.000 I get it.
01:32:19.000 Goes right through you.
01:32:19.000 Dude, sorry about that.
01:32:21.000 Don't worry, man.
01:32:22.000 That's the whole reason why we could pause.
01:32:24.000 We're not gonna find that video.
01:32:25.000 But what was another video that we were trying to find?
01:32:30.000 Another great ADCC classic moment was when Davi Ramos.
01:32:36.000 Davi Ramos got a flying armbar.
01:32:38.000 That was 2015 in Sao Paulo. 1.00
01:32:40.000 Davi Ramos a fucking animal. 1.00
01:32:42.000 Dude, holy shit. 1.00
01:32:42.000 He found the UFC a little bit, right? 1.00
01:32:44.000 A little bit.
01:32:44.000 I was surprised that he didn't go further.
01:32:47.000 I had a feeling he was going to smoke everybody once he got to the ground.
01:32:50.000 Yeah.
01:32:51.000 Because I just felt like, how are you going to stop that guy?
01:32:54.000 Yeah, man. 0.98
01:32:55.000 His arm bar was fucking insane. 0.98
01:32:57.000 It is so hard to make the transition to the UFC. It's so hard. 0.99
01:33:01.000 Dude, you gotta have your striking on point.
01:33:05.000 You gotta have everything on point.
01:33:06.000 It's almost, it's like striking and wrestling because every fight, every round starts on your feet.
01:33:12.000 Like, that's the most important thing.
01:33:14.000 You're striking and you're wrestling.
01:33:15.000 In the early days, you can get away with just being really good at jiu-jitsu and getting a clinch and dragging the fight to the ground, but...
01:33:24.000 Not anymore.
01:33:25.000 Oh, dude.
01:33:25.000 Everybody's hard to take down now.
01:33:26.000 There's no more easy takedowns.
01:33:28.000 You know who's crazy who's still in the mix?
01:33:31.000 Well, it was until recently.
01:33:32.000 Hani Yaya.
01:33:34.000 That guy was around forever!
01:33:37.000 He got to the finals of the Abu Dhabi I was in, 2003. He was 17 and got to the finals against Leo Vieira.
01:33:46.000 And he was fighting in the UFC recently.
01:33:49.000 Yeah, he's really good.
01:33:50.000 He's really good.
01:33:51.000 That guy understands the clinch game.
01:33:53.000 If he would have been a little more striking, if he would have been a better striker, he is his jiu-jitsu man.
01:34:06.000 He had good MMA jiu-jitsu.
01:34:08.000 He was all about squeezing and clinching and smashing.
01:34:12.000 And he got a lot of that from Hickson.
01:34:14.000 Hickson took him under his wing for a little bit.
01:34:16.000 Yeah, Hickson was in his corner for a while.
01:34:19.000 He's a squeezer.
01:34:21.000 Team constrictor.
01:34:22.000 That was his team.
01:34:23.000 Yeah, not all jujitsu champions coming from the Gi.
01:34:27.000 Not all of them are squeeze machines.
01:34:30.000 Some of them are really good at collar chokes, you know what I mean? 0.52
01:34:34.000 And they're just death with those things.
01:34:37.000 They get a hand in your collar, man, you're going to sleep.
01:34:40.000 Remember when Murillo Bustamante had a tap Matt Lindland twice?
01:34:46.000 Marillo Bustamante was the one who upkicked Jerry Bolander.
01:34:49.000 Was he?
01:34:50.000 I think so.
01:34:51.000 I think it was Marillo Bustamante upkicked.
01:34:53.000 Because I said before it was Fabio Giorgio.
01:34:55.000 Yeah.
01:34:56.000 I think it...
01:34:57.000 I get the names mixed up, but I'm pretty sure it was Bustamante.
01:35:00.000 How about when he tapped out Matt Lennon twice?
01:35:02.000 You were talking about that?
01:35:03.000 Yeah.
01:35:03.000 Yeah.
01:35:04.000 In one fight.
01:35:05.000 Yeah.
01:35:05.000 The craziest fight ever.
01:35:06.000 Crazy.
01:35:07.000 Big John McCarthy separated them.
01:35:10.000 Said the fight was over.
01:35:12.000 Matt Lennon's like, I didn't tap.
01:35:14.000 Be definitely tapped.
01:35:15.000 Yeah.
01:35:16.000 And then they didn't have instant replay back then.
01:35:19.000 So Big John's like, okay, fight again.
01:35:23.000 Keep fighting. 1.00
01:35:24.000 And Marillo's like, what the fuck? 1.00
01:35:26.000 And I think they went a whole round after that. 1.00
01:35:29.000 And then the next round, Marillo caught him in a guillotine. 1.00
01:35:32.000 Crazy shit. 0.99
01:35:33.000 That happened, that kinda happened when... 1.00
01:35:36.000 Sakuraba.
01:35:37.000 When I was in, I commentated for a show called Too Hot to Handle in Amsterdam.
01:35:41.000 Oh yeah, I remember that.
01:35:44.000 And Gilbert Ivo, remember him?
01:35:48.000 Sure.
01:35:49.000 Man, what a scary dude that was.
01:35:51.000 That guy, he was the one in Pride 10 that threw one strike against Gary Goodrich, one strike, one head kick, and he went down.
01:36:01.000 Let's see what this is.
01:36:02.000 What's this?
01:36:03.000 Oh, this is it!
01:36:04.000 Yeah.
01:36:05.000 We found it.
01:36:06.000 Yeah.
01:36:06.000 This is deep, deep searching.
01:36:07.000 Damn, let it go. 0.99
01:36:08.000 Here we go. 1.00
01:36:12.000 Watch this.
01:36:13.000 It's so beautiful, dude.
01:36:16.000 Oh, look at that.
01:36:17.000 Look at that.
01:36:18.000 Wow.
01:36:19.000 How beautiful is that?
01:36:20.000 Wow.
01:36:21.000 Look, he's wearing tights.
01:36:22.000 Yeah.
01:36:22.000 Beautiful.
01:36:23.000 Beautiful.
01:36:23.000 No greasing on him.
01:36:25.000 No.
01:36:25.000 Not at all.
01:36:26.000 Did he tap that quick?
01:36:27.000 Yep.
01:36:28.000 Yeah, he knew it was over.
01:36:29.000 Dude, let's see that whole thing again. 0.64
01:36:31.000 Right as he was going down, he was already extending the arm.
01:36:36.000 Look at that.
01:36:36.000 He's got the collar tie.
01:36:38.000 Off the collar tie.
01:36:38.000 Look at that.
01:36:39.000 Boom! 0.99
01:36:39.000 Man, he went on the left arm. 0.99
01:36:41.000 Amazing.
01:36:42.000 That was quick.
01:36:43.000 That's huge.
01:36:43.000 He probably verbal tapped.
01:36:44.000 Yeah.
01:36:46.000 Amazing.
01:36:47.000 That was when Vinny was training with you.
01:36:50.000 Yeah.
01:36:51.000 Amazing. 1.00
01:36:52.000 Damn. 1.00
01:36:53.000 To do that to a guy that high level, I mean, that's fucking incredible. 0.99
01:36:57.000 See if you could find Davi Ramos, ADCC 2015 flying armbar. 0.89
01:37:04.000 It's...
01:37:04.000 I don't know.
01:37:05.000 I mean, it's different than this one, but it's equally impressive, I think.
01:37:11.000 Really, we should give props to our guy.
01:37:13.000 Who's our guy?
01:37:15.000 Oh, here it is.
01:37:15.000 Here it is.
01:37:16.000 Look at this.
01:37:16.000 Look at this.
01:37:17.000 Oh, yeah.
01:37:17.000 He jumped on him.
01:37:18.000 Look at this.
01:37:18.000 Look at this.
01:37:20.000 Boom! 0.99
01:37:21.000 Done.
01:37:22.000 Over.
01:37:22.000 That was so quick.
01:37:23.000 Davi Ramos is a fucking animal. 1.00
01:37:25.000 Damn. 1.00
01:37:29.000 He just caught him reaching. 1.00
01:37:30.000 Look at that.
01:37:31.000 Woo! 0.99
01:37:31.000 And Davi Ramos, he's one of those Brazilians, one of the first Brazilians that came out with high-level leg locks. 0.99
01:37:40.000 He's a leg locker. 0.93
01:37:41.000 He's a Brazilian leg locker. 0.95
01:37:42.000 There's a couple out there that came up that people forgot about.
01:37:46.000 And do you remember when Alan Belcher fought Rusamar Pajaras?
01:37:51.000 Yeah.
01:37:51.000 Rusamar Pajaras was probably the most feared Brazilian leg locker ever.
01:37:56.000 The guy's huge as Jack.
01:37:58.000 He's looking like Ken Shamrock in his prime, you know?
01:38:01.000 And he's a leg locker.
01:38:04.000 He just rips people's legs apart.
01:38:05.000 But Alan trained to avoid the leg locks.
01:38:08.000 So Alan brought in Davey Ramos, Davi Ramos, and Dean Lister.
01:38:14.000 For his training camp, and he had him out there for a month. 0.98
01:38:18.000 And Ellen Belcher told me, he goes, those dudes are fucking me up. 0.97
01:38:22.000 Dean Lister and Davi Ramos with leg locks just over and over. 0.97
01:38:25.000 But after a while, I started slowing them down, started countering, started defending, started pulling out.
01:38:31.000 And by the time that UFC match against Russo Malpaharis came around, that was one of the greatest UFC fights of all time.
01:38:38.000 It was amazing.
01:38:39.000 Because he engaged.
01:38:40.000 Dude.
01:38:40.000 He had Alan Belcher...
01:38:42.000 But first, Alan Belcher pulls him into a fucking twister, dude. 0.98
01:38:46.000 Do you remember that? 0.99
01:38:47.000 Oh, yeah!
01:38:48.000 He comes in with a single.
01:38:52.000 Alan Belcher doesn't even fight the single.
01:38:54.000 He just transitions that into the truck, and he almost twisters him.
01:38:59.000 Dude gets out, and then he's all over Alan Belcher's legs.
01:39:03.000 He's all over those legs, and Alan's just defending, defending, pulling out, defending...
01:39:08.000 He had really good looks on his legs. 0.98
01:39:10.000 And then he finally got out and fucking ground and pounded his way to the stoppage. 0.97
01:39:15.000 Alan Belcher is a heavyweight bare-knuckle fighter now. 0.99
01:39:19.000 He's fighting bare-knuckle now?
01:39:20.000 Did you not know?
01:39:21.000 I did not know.
01:39:21.000 He was a champion.
01:39:22.000 I did not know.
01:39:23.000 He relinquished his title so he could fight for Jorge Masvidal.
01:39:26.000 So he's fighting Jorge Masvidal's MMA fight.
01:39:30.000 He's fighting against Roy Big Country Nelson.
01:39:33.000 And the winner of that is now going to fight Junior Dos Santos. 0.97
01:39:37.000 Holy shit, I had no idea. 0.94
01:39:38.000 I'm thinking about going. 0.99
01:39:39.000 I had no idea.
01:39:40.000 You want to go?
01:39:41.000 Let's do it.
01:39:41.000 Let's go to Miami.
01:39:42.000 I think it's in Florida in April.
01:39:46.000 I think that's when the big match is.
01:39:48.000 I think Alan Belcher is fighting...
01:39:51.000 November 10th.
01:39:53.000 Yeah, so that's November 10th.
01:39:54.000 And then the winner of that is going to fight Junior Dos Santos. 0.99
01:40:00.000 Bro, Alan Belcher can fucking box. 0.98
01:40:03.000 And he's a heavyweight now, man. 0.99
01:40:05.000 Let's see Alan Belcher, Russomar Pajares.
01:40:08.000 That's got to be up for free.
01:40:09.000 Dude, that one is 100% just violence the whole way through.
01:40:13.000 There's no stopping that one, dude.
01:40:15.000 That's a great fight.
01:40:15.000 Oh my god, Alan Belcher just...
01:40:18.000 And I remember after that, I'm like, dude, you got to put out a fucking leg lock defense. 0.99
01:40:23.000 Yeah. 0.98
01:40:24.000 Right here, look at him.
01:40:25.000 He's going to take him down.
01:40:26.000 He's going to grab a single and he's going to go right into the truck.
01:40:29.000 Watch.
01:40:31.000 Yeah, Alan Belcher was so well prepared.
01:40:33.000 Alan's so smart.
01:40:34.000 He's such a smart dude.
01:40:36.000 He looks so different now because now he doesn't cut any weight.
01:40:39.000 He got jacked, shaved his head. 0.99
01:40:41.000 He's fucking huge now. 1.00
01:40:42.000 Check this out. 0.99
01:40:45.000 Single, right into the truck.
01:40:46.000 Watch.
01:40:46.000 Look at this.
01:40:47.000 Single, right into the truck.
01:40:49.000 Yep, pulled it right in.
01:40:51.000 And boom, he's caught.
01:40:52.000 He almost twisters him here. 1.00
01:40:53.000 Look at that shit. 1.00
01:40:54.000 Yeah, look at that. 1.00
01:40:54.000 Husamar's like, oh shit. 1.00
01:40:55.000 He could have had the cap slaster right there. 1.00
01:40:58.000 He had it right there. 0.99
01:40:59.000 But damn, he's going for the grand slam here. 0.99
01:41:01.000 Look at that. 1.00
01:41:02.000 He's so close.
01:41:03.000 He's so close.
01:41:05.000 Would that have been the first twister in MMA or had the Korean comedy?
01:41:08.000 No, that would have been the first one, I think.
01:41:10.000 Wow.
01:41:10.000 I think.
01:41:11.000 I could be wrong, but I think this is the first one. 0.95
01:41:13.000 He goes for a little crotch ripper here. 1.00
01:41:15.000 Look at that. 0.99
01:41:15.000 Damn, he was so close. 0.99
01:41:17.000 He hasn't been there for a while. 0.99
01:41:21.000 Look at this. 0.97
01:41:22.000 Yeah, Husamah's like, what the fuck happened? 0.99
01:41:24.000 He needs a baseball bat control. 0.99
01:41:26.000 Yeah, look at that.
01:41:28.000 Oh, look at that.
01:41:29.000 He's just kind of grabbing it weird.
01:41:31.000 Look at that.
01:41:32.000 Oh, my God, he's got the head.
01:41:33.000 Oh, so close.
01:41:34.000 He's got the head.
01:41:35.000 So close. 1.00
01:41:38.000 Damn. 1.00
01:41:38.000 I forget how they broke out of this, though. 1.00
01:41:41.000 Let's see.
01:41:43.000 Paul Harris must have been like...
01:41:45.000 Grab it like a baseball bat.
01:41:47.000 There she is.
01:41:48.000 He was swinging a baseball bat.
01:41:50.000 Oh! 0.60
01:41:55.000 Now, look, it's going to be a leg battle now.
01:41:58.000 Now, this is where all the leg lock defense comes into play here. 1.00
01:42:01.000 Look at this shit. 0.99
01:42:02.000 Dude, he's deep on him, dude. 1.00
01:42:03.000 Look how deep.
01:42:04.000 Oh, he's got that knee bar.
01:42:05.000 He turns to the right way.
01:42:06.000 Look at that.
01:42:07.000 Boom.
01:42:07.000 He's all over his legs.
01:42:09.000 Slides out of it.
01:42:11.000 Another deep, deep look.
01:42:13.000 Look at that.
01:42:14.000 Bam.
01:42:14.000 He's got a good bite on him.
01:42:16.000 Look how Allen uses that left leg.
01:42:17.000 They bust free.
01:42:18.000 Exactly.
01:42:19.000 Triangles his right leg.
01:42:20.000 Look at that.
01:42:23.000 That was a wild-ass fight, man.
01:42:26.000 He's on him.
01:42:27.000 This looks like someone filmed it from the TV. 100%.
01:42:29.000 Yeah, 100%, right?
01:42:31.000 Remember those old days where you'd buy movies that were like VHS tapes where someone set up a camera in the back of the movie theater?
01:42:37.000 Yeah.
01:42:38.000 I used to buy those in New York all the time.
01:42:39.000 Look, he's putting him in legs.
01:42:41.000 He's attacking a little bit here.
01:42:43.000 I know. 0.99
01:42:43.000 And Husamar must have been like, what the fuck is going on? 0.99
01:42:46.000 How is this happening? 0.98
01:42:48.000 And this happened way before the leg lock revolution, man.
01:42:52.000 Oh, way before.
01:42:52.000 Yeah.
01:42:53.000 Way before, right?
01:42:55.000 Yeah.
01:42:55.000 I want to say this is like 2004 or something.
01:42:57.000 Fox 3. I would say this is 2008, 2009. UFC on Fox 3. Look at that.
01:43:04.000 He's got so many looks on his legs and they're steep.
01:43:07.000 He's got the knee line and everything.
01:43:09.000 Boom.
01:43:09.000 He just can't finish it off.
01:43:11.000 Look at perfect defense.
01:43:12.000 Yeah, Allen was so used to it.
01:43:15.000 So many people were so terrified of Paul Harris when he grabbed your leg.
01:43:18.000 Look at that spin.
01:43:19.000 Look at the way he spun out right there.
01:43:20.000 That was it right there.
01:43:20.000 Look at that.
01:43:21.000 Now it's all about ground and pound now.
01:43:22.000 Look at this.
01:43:23.000 Boom.
01:43:24.000 Because Husamard didn't let go. 1.00
01:43:26.000 If he got a hold of your fucking heel, he would tear that shit down and shred it. 1.00
01:43:30.000 Was it Mike Pierce? 1.00
01:43:32.000 Whose fucking knee did he fuck up where he didn't let go? 0.99
01:43:36.000 And then he got kicked out of the UFC. I forget that one. 1.00
01:43:39.000 It may have been Mike Pierce.
01:43:40.000 They kicked him out. 0.99
01:43:41.000 They were like, bro, you gotta fucking let people go when they tap. 0.99
01:43:44.000 And they're like, that's it, son. 0.98
01:43:46.000 He's the only guy to ever get kicked out of the UFC for a win.
01:43:50.000 Is that real?
01:43:51.000 Yeah.
01:43:52.000 He got banned from the UFC for winning.
01:43:56.000 Boom! 0.99
01:43:57.000 Boom! 0.99
01:43:58.000 Boom! 0.99
01:43:59.000 Elbows!
01:43:59.000 Boom!
01:44:00.000 Boom! 0.99
01:44:00.000 Boom! 0.99
01:44:01.000 Boom! 0.99
01:44:02.000 Yeah. 0.99
01:44:04.000 And he just fucked him up from here. 0.99
01:44:07.000 Just nasty ground and ground. 0.99
01:44:08.000 And he had to have been tripping, too.
01:44:10.000 I'm like, man, I had so many chances on his legs.
01:44:13.000 Well, also, like, he was threatening him, man.
01:44:15.000 Yeah, look at that.
01:44:16.000 It's gonna be over right there.
01:44:17.000 Boom.
01:44:17.000 Oh, big shots by Belcher.
01:44:18.000 That's it.
01:44:20.000 Now, I want you to Google Alan Belcher bare-knuckle boxing.
01:44:25.000 Bro, you haven't seen him lately?
01:44:27.000 He's a heavyweight.
01:44:29.000 He's giant.
01:44:30.000 He's covered with...
01:44:32.000 He has an Evan Tanner tattoo. 1.00
01:44:34.000 Oh, shit. 1.00
01:44:35.000 Damn. 1.00
01:44:36.000 Bro. 1.00
01:44:37.000 Oh, shit. 1.00
01:44:40.000 Sausage. 1.00
01:44:41.000 Oh, man.
01:44:42.000 Because he's like in his 40s now, right?
01:44:45.000 Show me a video, though. 0.99
01:44:47.000 Damn, look at those arms. 1.00
01:44:48.000 Holy shit. 1.00
01:44:49.000 Fucking gigantic. 1.00
01:44:50.000 Show me a video, though. 0.99
01:44:52.000 Alan Belcher, bare knuckle boxing.
01:44:54.000 Just write bare knuckle boxing after that.
01:44:57.000 Yeah, there you go.
01:44:59.000 Give me some video.
01:45:01.000 Walk off KO. Now watch this.
01:45:04.000 Bro, he can box, man.
01:45:06.000 It's interesting watching him be so big, too.
01:45:09.000 I mean, the size, he's so different.
01:45:11.000 But he's skillful, man. 1.00
01:45:14.000 Damn! 1.00
01:45:16.000 Oh, that guy, it's over. 1.00
01:45:18.000 So he's about to fight big country. 0.98
01:45:21.000 They're gonna fight in Jorge Masvidal's, which I fucking loved. 0.91
01:45:25.000 I really loved Masvidal's premiere event. 0.95
01:45:28.000 Or, not premiere event, he's had a couple of them.
01:45:31.000 But the last one he did with Junior Dos Santos and Fabrizio Verdum.
01:45:35.000 Bro, Bare Knuckle changes everything.
01:45:36.000 Changes everything.
01:45:37.000 You can't take those shots.
01:45:38.000 And the crazy thing is he's a business guru.
01:45:42.000 Masvidal?
01:45:42.000 No, Alan Belcher.
01:45:44.000 Alan is, yeah.
01:45:44.000 Alan Belcher, dude.
01:45:46.000 He has like a...
01:45:48.000 This is Junior.
01:45:49.000 This is Junior and Fabricio.
01:45:50.000 But this is, like, not the best fight.
01:45:53.000 It was mostly Fabricio Verdum just getting punched in the face.
01:45:57.000 He just, like, Junior, with that boxing, that style that he has, he slices you with those punches.
01:46:03.000 Like, you can only take so much of those.
01:46:05.000 And Fabricio got a really nasty cut over one of his eyes.
01:46:09.000 At the end of it, he's, like, really jacked up.
01:46:12.000 So that's...
01:46:13.000 I'm in full support of Masvidal's organization. 0.98
01:46:16.000 I love that he's doing that.
01:46:18.000 I think that's how MMA should be done. 0.87
01:46:20.000 Bare knuckle.
01:46:21.000 So they're gonna have that Roy, Big Country, Nelson fight, and then the other one.
01:46:24.000 We should go. 0.99
01:46:25.000 Damn. 0.99
01:46:25.000 We should go to the big one. 0.99
01:46:27.000 I'll check my schedule.
01:46:28.000 Thumb free that weekend.
01:46:29.000 Let's do it. 1.00
01:46:29.000 Fuck. 1.00
01:46:29.000 It's in Miami? 1.00
01:46:30.000 Go.
01:46:30.000 I think it's in Florida.
01:46:31.000 I'm pretty sure it's in Florida.
01:46:32.000 I'm not sure it's in Miami, but it's somewhere in Florida.
01:46:35.000 Hell yeah.
01:46:35.000 Let's do it.
01:46:36.000 Masvidal reached out, and I said, fuck yeah, dude. 0.99
01:46:38.000 I'll go to that. 0.99
01:46:39.000 I want to see that.
01:46:42.000 And like, you know, Fabrice Verdun was in there.
01:46:45.000 That guy, that guy's a legend, you know, a jujitsu legend, MMA legend.
01:46:50.000 And he, like Anderson Silva, in the beginning, you know, he was, you know, he was like middle of the road.
01:46:56.000 He wasn't, he was a jujitsu champion, didn't really have that good striking.
01:46:59.000 I think he fought in dream, maybe, maybe pride.
01:47:02.000 And he was like up and coming, big Brazilian, Amazing jujitsu, but his striking hadn't come together.
01:47:08.000 And then a lot of jujitsu black belts and a lot of jujitsu champions, they'll dip into MMA a little bit, then they realize, you know what?
01:47:17.000 My striking ain't there.
01:47:18.000 I'll just have a school and just make money with my school, and that's fine.
01:47:22.000 But some stay, and they just tough it out, and they just keep going, and they keep going.
01:47:28.000 Anderson Silva, his jiu-jitsu wasn't that good, but he kept going, and then his jiu-jitsu got good.
01:47:32.000 He triangled Cheo Sonnen.
01:47:33.000 Same thing with Fabrice Verdum.
01:47:35.000 He kept going, and then he turned into a legit striker, knocking out people with head kicks.
01:47:41.000 He just kept going.
01:47:43.000 How about, let's look at Anderson Silva versus Dan Henderson. 0.99
01:47:47.000 Oh, shit. 0.98
01:47:48.000 Remember that one? 1.00
01:47:49.000 That's Anderson in his pride.
01:47:52.000 That's Anderson, top of the food chain, apex predator, perhaps the greatest 185 pounder that's ever lived.
01:48:01.000 When he was on, man, you know, and Dan Henderson just is an animal.
01:48:07.000 Dude. 1.00
01:48:08.000 Throwing fucking vicious, vicious bombs. 1.00
01:48:11.000 But this was Anderson Silva when he was in The Matrix. 0.99
01:48:14.000 When he would just stand out and bow to everybody, this is a great fucking fight, man. 0.99
01:48:18.000 Because Dan Henderson was so fucking dangerous. 0.99
01:48:21.000 This is Dan in his prime. 0.98
01:48:22.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:48:23.000 And he had that fucking ridiculous power. 1.00
01:48:27.000 Dan Henderson, like if you touch him, he's like made out of wood. 1.00
01:48:30.000 He feels like this table.
01:48:32.000 Yeah. 0.94
01:48:33.000 That right hand is ridiculous. 1.00
01:48:35.000 And he's just such an elite fucking wrestler, too. 0.99
01:48:41.000 And so Anderson just kind of timed him up a little bit. 0.99
01:48:44.000 This is what Anderson would do.
01:48:46.000 He would spend the beginning of the round just kind of moving around, looking to see how you move, putting it all in that computer, and then towards the end of the round, Anderson would start opening up. 0.99
01:49:00.000 And once he started opening up, man, he was fucking lethal. 0.55
01:49:02.000 Because you had to close the distance on him because Anderson was a counter-striker. 0.98
01:49:05.000 So he would stand there and make you lead. 0.97
01:49:08.000 And when you lead, you're running into fucking the biggest buzzsaw that ever existed in this division. 0.98
01:49:16.000 Oh, that's right. 0.99
01:49:17.000 I forget Dan got him down.
01:49:18.000 How did he get him down?
01:49:19.000 Let's see how he got him down.
01:49:22.000 Does it just cut right to it?
01:49:24.000 This video is slightly edited.
01:49:26.000 Yeah, it just shows him taking him down.
01:49:28.000 He has like a leg drag position right there.
01:49:31.000 Yeah, he's almost in half guard, or it's almost in side control. 0.99
01:49:34.000 Anybody Dan Henderson touches with that right hand, nobody survived that shit. 0.99
01:49:38.000 I know. 1.00
01:49:40.000 He's a wrestler with a fucking Mike Tyson right hand. 0.98
01:49:44.000 Do you remember his knockout of Vanderlei in the rematch? 1.00
01:49:46.000 Holy shit. 0.98
01:49:49.000 The Bisping one? 1.00
01:49:50.000 Yeah, the Bisping one was insane.
01:49:53.000 Now this is Anderson when he's got his groove, right?
01:49:56.000 This is Anderson loose.
01:49:57.000 Boom! 0.99
01:49:58.000 Head kick.
01:49:59.000 Boom! 0.99
01:50:01.000 Oh, this is all edited up.
01:50:05.000 So he stands up.
01:50:08.000 Anderson's got the clinch.
01:50:12.000 It was a good fight.
01:50:13.000 I forgot how good this fight was.
01:50:20.000 Scooch a little. 0.66
01:50:24.000 Oh, yeah.
01:50:25.000 So how did he get him down, though?
01:50:28.000 Back it up.
01:50:29.000 Yeah, right.
01:50:29.000 Right.
01:50:31.000 Right there.
01:50:31.000 Here it is.
01:50:32.000 That's where it happened.
01:50:33.000 It started from stand-up.
01:50:35.000 Man, it's weird how they're cutting out the takedowns.
01:50:38.000 Yeah, I don't understand that.
01:50:38.000 It's very important how the fight got to the ground.
01:50:40.000 But the fact that he's on top right here, that's fucking, like, what? 0.96
01:50:43.000 I know. 0.97
01:50:44.000 He's on top of a world-class wrestler.
01:50:46.000 Well, that was the thing. 0.99
01:50:47.000 His fucking grappling was elite, man. 0.99
01:50:49.000 At a certain point in time in his career, he really became an elite grappler. 0.99
01:50:52.000 I mean, the Minotaur brothers gave him his black belt, right?
01:50:57.000 Yeah.
01:50:58.000 Didn't they give it to him after he submitted Chael?
01:51:01.000 Or was it before that?
01:51:01.000 I don't remember.
01:51:02.000 I think it was before that.
01:51:02.000 I don't remember.
01:51:03.000 So here, he got his back.
01:51:09.000 And I think he went to the Dan Severn, right?
01:51:13.000 Yes!
01:51:13.000 Yes!
01:51:14.000 Exactly!
01:51:15.000 Exactly!
01:51:16.000 Boom! 0.99
01:51:16.000 Yeah, look at this! 0.99
01:51:17.000 Look at this!
01:51:18.000 Under the chin right there! 0.99
01:51:19.000 Boom! 0.99
01:51:20.000 And that's it!
01:51:21.000 Brutal!
01:51:23.000 Big submission.
01:51:25.000 Was he already the champion at this point?
01:51:27.000 Yeah.
01:51:27.000 He was defending the title.
01:51:28.000 Damn. 1.00
01:51:30.000 Shit. 1.00
01:51:31.000 Bro. 1.00
01:51:32.000 Dude, so much has happened.
01:51:33.000 Do you remember the early days where you and I would go to these events or we'd watch and go, you know what they need?
01:51:39.000 They need some billionaires with some crazy deep pockets to buy the UFC and throw a ton of money at it.
01:51:46.000 Yeah. 0.99
01:51:46.000 And they fucking did it. 0.99
01:51:47.000 Yeah, it actually happened. 1.00
01:51:48.000 They fucking did it. 0.99
01:51:49.000 They really did it. 1.00
01:51:51.000 Yeah.
01:51:51.000 Yeah.
01:51:53.000 Generally, that's what it takes.
01:51:54.000 It takes someone with money to burn that has vision.
01:51:59.000 Okay, we're going to burn some money right now, but eventually it's going to come back to us a thousandfold.
01:52:04.000 And that's what happened. 0.99
01:52:05.000 Holy shit. 1.00
01:52:06.000 Especially when they knew that the product was so good. 0.99
01:52:09.000 I mean, there was no denying that the UFC was exciting.
01:52:12.000 People that are just getting into MMA now, you gotta go back and go through the timeline.
01:52:17.000 It was, man, the 90s.
01:52:19.000 It blew up.
01:52:20.000 UFC 2 blew up.
01:52:21.000 No one really knew what UFC 1 was about because there was no B-roll.
01:52:25.000 I remember thinking, oh, that's some pro wrestling.
01:52:27.000 We just didn't know what it was.
01:52:29.000 And then you find out it was real. 1.00
01:52:31.000 And you're like, oh, shit. 1.00
01:52:32.000 And then the UFC 2 comes along and goes, okay, let me watch this shit. 1.00
01:52:36.000 And it's a 16-man tournament, and I was doing karate at the time, and I remember watching Hoist beat Minoki Ichihara, and it fucking crushed me. 1.00
01:52:45.000 I'm like, fuck! 0.99
01:52:47.000 Who is this Brazilian guy? 1.00
01:52:49.000 Jesus.
01:52:50.000 But by the time he got to the finals, man, I was a big fan. 0.99
01:52:52.000 I'm like, oh shit. 1.00
01:52:54.000 You could take people, you could fight on the ground and you're not considered a pussy? 1.00
01:52:57.000 Because I would fight on the ground because I wrestled in high school and I'd just take a dude down. 1.00
01:53:02.000 I remember when I first met you, you would wear the fucking scuba gear on your head because you had long ass hair. 0.99
01:53:09.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:53:10.000 She'd wear like scuba gear and you would close it off with ear guards and you would toehold everybody. 1.00
01:53:15.000 I would wear a Jacques Cousteau headgear to put all my hair in, and then I would put the wrestling ear guards over it just to disguise it, just so it doesn't look like I'm a Jacques Cousteau.
01:53:32.000 I remember when I first met you, you were toeholding everybody.
01:53:36.000 That was your move.
01:53:38.000 From Ken Shamrock.
01:53:39.000 I learned it from some instructional video of him in jeans.
01:53:42.000 He has no shirt, looking like a Chippendales dancer, jeans on, and he's doing a toehold with some Japanese guy because he was all pancrased out. 0.98
01:53:52.000 And I'm like, whoa.
01:53:53.000 He was doing it from the top.
01:53:55.000 And I was always on the bottom playing half guard.
01:53:57.000 I'm like, I wonder if I could do it from half guard.
01:53:59.000 So I started doing toeholds from half guard a lot.
01:54:01.000 Toeholds are still super powerful in the game.
01:54:04.000 In today's game, there's some guys that just got that toehold down. 0.99
01:54:08.000 They'll break your fucking foot off. 0.99
01:54:09.000 When Nicky Rod got Gordon in it and popped his ankle, that was nasty. 1.00
01:54:13.000 Yeah, those things are nasty, man.
01:54:15.000 You just got to get really good at it.
01:54:17.000 You just got to know how to use your whole body to twist that foot off. 0.99
01:54:20.000 Also, that'll fuck your ankle up for a long time. 0.98
01:54:22.000 I wonder how Gordon's ankle is.
01:54:24.000 Yeah, he's probably fine.
01:54:26.000 I'm sure he's fine.
01:54:27.000 Because it just tears that, like, if it pops, it's like the outside of your foot, like right under that little ankle ball thing.
01:54:34.000 There's like this meat under there that's going to be...
01:54:38.000 It's ripped?
01:54:38.000 Yeah, and it stays sore for a couple months.
01:54:42.000 You can get surgery on it.
01:54:44.000 You can?
01:54:48.000 Ankle surgery only happens when you break bones, like the ankle bones, all the little ligaments.
01:54:54.000 There's so many little ones that you just kind of just leave it alone.
01:54:57.000 Do you know who Laird Hamilton is?
01:54:59.000 No.
01:54:59.000 Laird Hamilton's a world champion surfer.
01:55:02.000 He's a wild man. 0.97
01:55:03.000 And he broke his ankle and didn't do shit about it. 1.00
01:55:07.000 Just said, fuck it. 1.00
01:55:08.000 Just walk around on a broken ankle. 1.00
01:55:09.000 And one of his ankles is like twice the size of a regular ankle.
01:55:14.000 It just became this like...
01:55:15.000 Calcium deposit.
01:55:17.000 Not a bone.
01:55:19.000 Look at his ankle.
01:55:20.000 He showed it to me.
01:55:21.000 Look at that.
01:55:21.000 What?
01:55:22.000 That's his ankle.
01:55:23.000 Yeah.
01:55:25.000 I don't even get what that is, dude.
01:55:27.000 I don't even see what that is.
01:55:27.000 That's just broken bone that's healed up.
01:55:28.000 With all that white shit on the top. 0.99
01:55:30.000 That's the bottom of his foot. 1.00
01:55:31.000 So he's doing this.
01:55:33.000 He's showing me like this.
01:55:35.000 Oh my god.
01:55:36.000 Yeah.
01:55:37.000 It's freaky. 1.00
01:55:38.000 You look at it and you go, what the fuck, dude? 0.99
01:55:40.000 You didn't go to a doctor? 1.00
01:55:41.000 Yeah.
01:55:41.000 He's like, nah, I just walked around.
01:55:43.000 He's an animal, dude.
01:55:45.000 That guy...
01:55:46.000 He gets in the sauna at 200 degrees, 200 plus, and he gets on an air dye machine with oven mitts on. 0.99
01:55:53.000 And he does fucking sprints in the sauna at like 200 degrees. 0.99
01:55:58.000 What does he do again? 0.99
01:55:59.000 He's a world champion surfer. 1.00
01:56:00.000 Oh, shit. 1.00
01:56:01.000 Big wave surfer. 1.00
01:56:02.000 Damn! 1.00
01:56:02.000 The scary shit. 1.00
01:56:03.000 The scary shit. 1.00
01:56:04.000 The shit from like Portugal. 1.00
01:56:05.000 Yeah, the scary shit. 1.00
01:56:06.000 The scary shit. 1.00
01:56:07.000 He's an animal. 1.00
01:56:08.000 I can't believe people survive those waves.
01:56:11.000 Bro, they don't always.
01:56:12.000 They don't always.
01:56:14.000 How often does a surfer die?
01:56:15.000 All the time.
01:56:16.000 All the time?
01:56:17.000 Yeah, man. 0.98
01:56:17.000 When those things come crashing down on you, you fucking plummet to the bottom with a million pounds of water on top of you and you get knocked unconscious. 0.98
01:56:26.000 Happens all the time. 0.61
01:56:28.000 Guys get driven by the weight of the water right into the rocks.
01:56:31.000 I'm not into that at all.
01:56:33.000 I'm not into sharks. 0.99
01:56:35.000 Did you see that fucking lady that they found in a 13-foot alligator's mouth in Florida? 1.00
01:56:42.000 I saw the clip. 1.00
01:56:44.000 I didn't see the clip.
01:56:44.000 I saw the blurred out picture of it.
01:56:47.000 My sister sent it to me because it's down near where she lives. 0.98
01:56:50.000 They fucking found some alligator just dragging a lady. 1.00
01:56:54.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:56:55.000 How about that shark in Egypt that attacked that man?
01:56:58.000 Oh, that one's horrible.
01:56:59.000 It seems like we're seeing more shark attacks.
01:57:01.000 It seems like it's happening more often now, right?
01:57:02.000 People have better phones.
01:57:03.000 That's probably what it is.
01:57:04.000 Yeah.
01:57:05.000 But that one, we haven't confirmed whether or not this is true, but what I had heard was that off the coast of this resort, Yeah.
01:57:24.000 Yeah.
01:57:30.000 So there's this really nice resort. 0.99
01:57:32.000 People are like, oh, fucking, let's go for a swim. 0.99
01:57:34.000 You're going for a swim in monster soup. 1.00
01:57:36.000 Yeah.
01:57:37.000 And they've been feeding those monsters.
01:57:38.000 Yeah, yeah. 0.99
01:57:39.000 I just fucked that dude up.
01:57:42.000 Yeah, I'm not, uh... 0.89
01:57:43.000 There's definitely stories of that happening.
01:57:45.000 I don't know if it's the exact same area, but it might be.
01:57:47.000 Sheep exports linked to Egypt shark attacks.
01:57:50.000 That's what?
01:57:50.000 From 2010. Yeah.
01:57:53.000 So, I bet, I bet that's...
01:57:56.000 Yeah, why are dead sheep washing up on Egypt shores?
01:57:59.000 That's from 2017. So 2010, and then again in 2017, yeah, probably.
01:58:05.000 Yeah, it says similar to what happened in Charm Mall.
01:58:09.000 Yeah, it says down there, 2022, animal carcass dropped to the sea near that place.
01:58:14.000 Wow.
01:58:16.000 The travel agent noted that.
01:58:18.000 The travel agent.
01:58:20.000 How about they give you a heads up?
01:58:21.000 Hey, by the way, They dump a lot of bloody carcasses in that water. 0.98
01:58:26.000 What are you doing?
01:58:27.000 There's a lot of sharks.
01:58:27.000 All you need to do is see Jaws.
01:58:29.000 And that right there just scares you out the goddamn ocean. 0.99
01:58:33.000 Did you see The Meg? 1.00
01:58:35.000 It might be the dumbest movie of all time. 0.98
01:58:39.000 And The Meg 2 is like, hold my beer. 0.99
01:58:41.000 I watched The Meg 2 with my daughter.
01:58:43.000 They were howling, just howling and laughing.
01:58:46.000 It's so goofy.
01:58:47.000 This shark tries to find people.
01:58:51.000 It works, though.
01:58:52.000 It works because I will never go deep sea diving, ever. 0.97
01:58:56.000 That's never gonna fucking happen. 0.88
01:58:58.000 Yeah, I'm so not into that. 0.94
01:58:59.000 I ain't going into jungles, and I ain't going deep sea diving.
01:59:02.000 I ain't doing it.
01:59:04.000 No anacondas for me, no crocodiles.
01:59:06.000 I'll go to Aspen and go snowboarding.
01:59:09.000 That's what I'm gonna do.
01:59:10.000 I had Paul Rosely on my podcast and he's a dude that he spends a large amount of time saving the rainforest. 0.96
01:59:17.000 Really fucking cool guy.
01:59:19.000 He goes down to the Amazon and he's like saving the rainforest from people that are cutting it down. 0.99
01:59:25.000 And what he does is these loggers are just poor, man.
01:59:27.000 You know, they're not trying to destroy the world.
01:59:29.000 They don't have options, man.
01:59:31.000 You know, they're poor.
01:59:32.000 And so what he does is he gets them hired to protect the rainforest.
01:59:36.000 So he gets the same people say, hey man, this job, what's this job paying you?
01:59:41.000 How about we give you more money and you protect the rainforest?
01:59:45.000 Thank you.
01:59:46.000 So he hires these guys to do the opposite of what they were doing.
01:59:49.000 And they've protected millions of acres of rainforests just doing this.
01:59:53.000 But this dude, he told me he jumped on an anaconda because they were trying to find out how big it is.
02:00:01.000 He couldn't get his arms around it.
02:00:03.000 He's my size.
02:00:04.000 He couldn't get his arms around it.
02:00:05.000 So he's my size.
02:00:06.000 So imagine this.
02:00:08.000 Imagine this.
02:00:09.000 A snake that wide.
02:00:11.000 He said it was at least 25 feet long.
02:00:13.000 It was slithering through the water, and he felt it slither and it's dark out, and he tried to hold on to it.
02:00:19.000 So he tried to grab a hold of it, like this.
02:00:21.000 I wish I had that kind of courage.
02:00:23.000 I don't know if that's courage.
02:00:24.000 I don't know, man.
02:00:25.000 That's crazy.
02:00:26.000 Yeah, the jungle scared the shit out of me, man.
02:00:29.000 I like watching them on TV. I like watching Amazon River documentaries and Congo documentaries, but I will never go into another jungle in my life.
02:00:38.000 You know what my favorite thing is?
02:00:40.000 When jaguars kill crocodiles.
02:00:42.000 That's pretty badass. 1.00
02:00:43.000 Crocodiles think to this shit? 1.00
02:00:45.000 Yeah, they deserve it. 1.00
02:00:46.000 They think to this shit? 1.00
02:00:46.000 They're always sneaking up on antelope. 1.00
02:00:49.000 You know what I mean? 0.99
02:00:49.000 Every now and then when a leopard fucking takes them out, it feels good. 0.99
02:00:52.000 Cats are number one. 0.99
02:00:54.000 Cats are number one.
02:00:55.000 They're my favorite.
02:00:56.000 Oh yeah.
02:00:57.000 Because they're so ruthless. 1.00
02:00:58.000 This fucking cat swimming through the water eating crocodiles. 1.00
02:01:02.000 There's many videos of this happening. 1.00
02:01:04.000 People have caught them hunting crocodiles. 0.99
02:01:07.000 But this one, this fucking, this jaguar is carrying a crocodile bigger than him. 1.00
02:01:13.000 He's got it by the back of its neck and he's waddling out of the water with this fucking crocodile in his teeth. 1.00
02:01:21.000 Who would have imagined that something would hunt crocodiles? 1.00
02:01:24.000 Yeah.
02:01:25.000 You'd think they'd have no predators. 1.00
02:01:28.000 Fucking cats in the Amazon, man. 1.00
02:01:29.000 They're so big. 1.00
02:01:30.000 Those jaguars are big, bro.
02:01:32.000 They're big and they're so ruthless.
02:01:34.000 He said he was sleeping in a hammock and a jaguar came right up to his hammock and was like breathing in the hammock.
02:01:45.000 Dude, that's so good.
02:01:47.000 Right there.
02:01:48.000 Right outside my hammock. 1.00
02:01:48.000 Dude, you got a good-ass fucking lion, tiger. 1.00
02:01:54.000 Yeah, I'm fascinated by cats. 1.00
02:01:56.000 I think that's the scariest way to die.
02:01:58.000 Tigers are the scariest way.
02:02:00.000 You've seen that one where the tiger leaps up and tries to get that guy where he's on top of the elephant?
02:02:04.000 Oh, yeah.
02:02:05.000 That's classic.
02:02:05.000 What are you doing with tigers?
02:02:07.000 The fuck out of here. 1.00
02:02:09.000 The fuck out of here, man. 1.00
02:02:11.000 Unless you have a fucking machine gun. 1.00
02:02:13.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:02:13.000 And he's like... 1.00
02:02:15.000 You can't have a stick.
02:02:17.000 He's trying to get it off with a stick.
02:02:19.000 Get out of here! 1.00
02:02:20.000 Yeah, fuck. 1.00
02:02:21.000 He just ripped his hand apart. 1.00
02:02:23.000 That guy got lucky.
02:02:25.000 Dude, that's the one thing about, you know, the one good thing about living in a city is you're not gonna die by witnessing animals eat you alive.
02:02:38.000 You know what I mean?
02:02:39.000 Right.
02:02:39.000 Every animal in the wild, one day, You're going to witness animals eating you and you're going to be alive and you're going to watch it.
02:02:47.000 And before that happens, you might have your siblings or your kids or your significant other, they're going to get eaten alive. 0.97
02:02:58.000 That's the only thing cool about living in this fucking matrix is at least we're not going to get eaten alive and witness it because that's happening for sure in the wild. 0.98
02:03:08.000 In the wild, they're going to get you. 0.99
02:03:10.000 The insects are going to get you or some kind of cat is going to get you or a bear is going to get you.
02:03:16.000 You're going to watch yourself get eaten alive.
02:03:19.000 That's terrifying, right? 0.99
02:03:20.000 My friend Jim Shockey, he's a professional hunter, and they hired him to go to Africa to kill these crocodiles because these people in this village were getting fucked up by crocodiles so much. 0.92
02:03:32.000 And what these people would do is they would set up these areas where it was okay for them to wash and to gather water. 0.90
02:03:39.000 So they would put like sticks in the ground.
02:03:42.000 You know, like block it off, like sticks in the water in the ground so that the crocodiles couldn't get through, but they'd still figure out a way to get through.
02:03:50.000 They knew it.
02:03:50.000 They figured it out.
02:03:51.000 And he said when he was there, everybody in the village was like, one guy's missing a foot, one guy's missing an arm, one guy's got a chunk taken out of his leg.
02:04:01.000 It's like everywhere you look, there was people with like a stump for a hand because they were washing and snap! 0.99
02:04:07.000 It just fucking gator rolls and pulls your fucking hand off and you run into the village with a bone poking out of your forearm. 0.99
02:04:15.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:04:15.000 Bro. 1.00
02:04:16.000 Fuck the wild. 1.00
02:04:17.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:04:18.000 Fuck that. 1.00
02:04:20.000 Fuck that, man. 1.00
02:04:22.000 People hunt those. 1.00
02:04:24.000 Yeah.
02:04:24.000 They hunt those.
02:04:25.000 Some girl, this girl just killed one with a fucking bow. 1.00
02:04:29.000 Like the largest crocodile that someone's ever killed, that a woman's ever killed with a bow. 1.00
02:04:34.000 It's just insane.
02:04:35.000 Here, I'll show it to you.
02:04:36.000 Go to a bowmar bowhunting on Instagram.
02:04:40.000 And can you cut it right there?
02:04:41.000 I gotta pick it up.
02:04:42.000 Man, this is hilarious.
02:04:44.000 This is comical. 1.00
02:04:45.000 Your dick's broken, bro. 1.00
02:04:46.000 Have you been drinking? 1.00
02:04:48.000 Dude, too much coffee, dude.
02:04:50.000 Coffee and...
02:04:50.000 Beer and coffee.
02:04:51.000 Coffee and beer. 0.99
02:04:52.000 I'm gonna be pissing fucking all night. 0.99
02:04:53.000 I haven't had beer in forever. 0.99
02:04:55.000 It feels good.
02:04:56.000 It's hot out.
02:04:57.000 I like a cold beer when it's hot out.
02:04:59.000 A nice Lone Star.
02:05:04.000 You think Bud Light's gonna bounce back?
02:05:06.000 I saw a lot of Bud Light commercials during football.
02:05:12.000 Look at this.
02:05:12.000 This girl killed this with a bow.
02:05:14.000 Look at the size of that fucking crocodile. 1.00
02:05:17.000 Good lord. 1.00
02:05:19.000 Is it like an angle thing?
02:05:21.000 An angle thing?
02:05:23.000 You know, sometimes things look bigger than they are just from- No.
02:05:26.000 No. 1.00
02:05:27.000 Look at the fucking tail on her shoulder. 1.00
02:05:28.000 Where did she shoot? 1.00
02:05:29.000 Like, where do you gotta get this motherfucker? 1.00
02:05:31.000 I think she was in Tanzania. 1.00
02:05:32.000 No, but like, you gotta get in the neck or something?
02:05:34.000 That's a good question.
02:05:35.000 I think you have to get it at the base of the brain.
02:05:40.000 Does it say?
02:05:41.000 It says quartering away about 40 yards.
02:05:45.000 Deep breath, calm down, bury my pen right where the center of his lungs should be. 0.79
02:05:48.000 Got him through the lungs.
02:05:50.000 You know that albino alligators are worth a lot in the leather industry?
02:05:56.000 Did you know that?
02:05:57.000 Really?
02:05:58.000 Yeah, because then you could dye it any color because it's albino and it's white.
02:06:02.000 Oh, interesting.
02:06:03.000 The guys from Toll Hold, they get special white albino alligator to make alligator flip-flops.
02:06:09.000 I wonder if they breed them, if they find albinos and they try to breed them with other albinos.
02:06:13.000 That makes sense, because it's probably a recessive gene, right?
02:06:16.000 And could you breed them?
02:06:18.000 Or is it just, like, something that just pops up every now and then?
02:06:20.000 You could, if you, like, shoved them all together. 1.00
02:06:23.000 Like, fuck, you gotta fuck somebody here. 1.00
02:06:25.000 Go ahead. 1.00
02:06:26.000 There's only, like, pale ones.
02:06:28.000 I don't think they care.
02:06:30.000 You know?
02:06:30.000 Do you think there's racist crocodiles?
02:06:32.000 I don't like whitey. 1.00
02:06:33.000 I'm not fucking that white bitch. 1.00
02:06:35.000 Dude, how about those people that, like... 1.00
02:06:39.000 I just saw a video of this family taking pictures next to an alligator, and one guy's kind of holding it down, and the mother's coming.
02:06:48.000 Have you seen that?
02:06:49.000 You know something bad's about to happen.
02:06:51.000 Yeah, but the video, nothing bad happened.
02:06:54.000 Oh, no, no, no, no, it did snap, but you don't know what happened.
02:06:57.000 The guy who had the camera, he just dropped it, and you didn't see what happened, but it did turn around and snap.
02:07:02.000 Like, what are you doing, man?
02:07:04.000 Show that video where that 14 foot or 13.6 foot alligator has this woman in his mouth in Florida.
02:07:10.000 That was just a couple days ago, right?
02:07:12.000 Yeah, man. 1.00
02:07:13.000 They just found this thing walking across the ground with a fucking lady in his mouth. 1.00
02:07:18.000 They will fucking kill you. 1.00
02:07:20.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:07:20.000 And when you're in Florida, they're everywhere. 1.00
02:07:22.000 One of them killed a kid at Disney World.
02:07:25.000 Yeah.
02:07:26.000 I was at Disney World and I go, how often do you guys get alligators here?
02:07:29.000 The guy looks at me and goes, All the time.
02:07:32.000 I go, can't you stop them?
02:07:34.000 He goes, you don't know when they're there.
02:07:35.000 They find their way into the lakes, and you don't know they're there.
02:07:40.000 It's crazy that they're allowed to...
02:07:42.000 I mean, they're needed, right, to clean up the swamps and stuff in Florida?
02:07:46.000 Like, they're needed, right?
02:07:48.000 They're getting killed.
02:07:49.000 They're getting killed by pythons. 0.90
02:07:51.000 Mm-hmm.
02:07:52.000 There's somewhere in the neighborhood of a...
02:07:54.000 There it is.
02:07:55.000 Can you see it?
02:07:59.000 I think they've already taken the lady's body.
02:08:02.000 That's the lady. 1.00
02:08:03.000 Damn! 1.00
02:08:05.000 No disrespect, but that looks like the kind of lady that might get eaten by a crocodile. 1.00
02:08:10.000 Or an alligator. 1.00
02:08:12.000 Fuck, man. 1.00
02:08:12.000 Look at all the blood. 1.00
02:08:14.000 That might actually be the alligator's blood.
02:08:16.000 Who knows.
02:08:18.000 They might have shot it already.
02:08:20.000 Jesus.
02:08:22.000 They identified her.
02:08:24.000 There's one story about this dude.
02:08:26.000 He stole a car, and the cops are chasing him.
02:08:30.000 He gets to a bridge, jumps off the bridge, lands on an alligator.
02:08:34.000 And that's it.
02:08:36.000 Drags him under.
02:08:37.000 That's a wrap, son.
02:08:38.000 And the cops are like, alright. 1.00
02:08:40.000 Fuck. 1.00
02:08:41.000 In the wild, that's what you have to deal with. 1.00
02:08:43.000 Eventually you're going to get caught.
02:08:44.000 Well, the thing about Florida is it's not just the wild. 1.00
02:08:48.000 Florida, it's fucking golf courses. 1.00
02:08:51.000 They have giant ones. 1.00
02:08:52.000 You ever seen those videos of giant ones walking across golf courses?
02:08:56.000 Yep.
02:08:56.000 And every now and then a kid goes missing?
02:08:57.000 Mm-hmm.
02:08:58.000 All the time. 0.99
02:08:59.000 Fucking scary, dude. 0.99
02:09:00.000 All the time. 1.00
02:09:00.000 What the fuck? 1.00
02:09:01.000 Yeah, they're everywhere. 1.00
02:09:02.000 And unless you're watching them 24-7, you don't know where they're going.
02:09:06.000 They're not in Southern California, I'll tell you that much.
02:09:08.000 No, they're not in Southern California.
02:09:08.000 You have alligators out here?
02:09:10.000 Crocodiles?
02:09:10.000 They have alligators.
02:09:11.000 They have alligators in South Texas.
02:09:14.000 Really?
02:09:14.000 Yeah.
02:09:14.000 Like in lakes and stuff?
02:09:16.000 Yeah, in lakes.
02:09:16.000 Yeah.
02:09:17.000 You know what?
02:09:18.000 I saw a video of... 0.96
02:09:20.000 Bunch of wild boars like there was three of them and they had a bunch of babies and they're just laying there on trash So I can some kind of landfill and all these babies are just sucking on the you know the tits Yeah, and they're just like they're just trash everywhere and there's like three or four of them. 0.99
02:09:36.000 It's like a swarm Oh, there's so many of them and there's millions of them in the state millions wouldn't that Wouldn't it make sense to kill them, right? 0.99
02:09:48.000 They definitely do, but you can't keep up with them. 0.95
02:09:51.000 They can start breeding when they're six months old. 0.63
02:09:53.000 But wouldn't it make sense to kill them for food and just have a bunch of food?
02:09:57.000 Oh, they definitely do that. 0.64
02:09:59.000 My friend Jesse Griffiths, he runs this amazing restaurant in Austin called Dai Due, and he runs a school.
02:10:06.000 What is it called?
02:10:07.000 The traditional school of cookery?
02:10:11.000 What is it called?
02:10:13.000 Jesse's school, he runs a school where he teaches people how to hunt pigs, how to butcher them, and how to cook them, and he's a chef.
02:10:24.000 And these are all wild boars?
02:10:25.000 Wild boars, yeah.
02:10:26.000 That seems like a pretty good business, right?
02:10:29.000 Great business.
02:10:29.000 And also very smart.
02:10:31.000 The new school of traditional cookery.
02:10:34.000 And Jesse I had a chance to hunt with him in December of last year, and we went to South Texas, real close to Mexico, and he was cooking for us.
02:10:47.000 So we're in camp hunting deer, and he would cook for us.
02:10:51.000 So you have this world-class chef who's cooking these amazing meals.
02:10:55.000 You know, from these animals that you kill out there.
02:10:59.000 So he's cooking like ducks and deer and it's amazing.
02:11:04.000 Amazing.
02:11:04.000 And wild pigs, wild boars.
02:11:07.000 What does a wild boar taste like?
02:11:09.000 Chicken?
02:11:10.000 No, no, no, no.
02:11:11.000 It tastes like pork.
02:11:12.000 It tastes like really good pork.
02:11:13.000 It actually is better than regular pork.
02:11:15.000 Yeah, you think that solves the problem, right?
02:11:18.000 Yeah.
02:11:18.000 It's a darker meat.
02:11:19.000 It's darker.
02:11:24.000 They're so invasive.
02:11:26.000 There's millions and millions of them in this state.
02:11:29.000 And just in Texas?
02:11:31.000 No, they're all over the South.
02:11:33.000 They're all over everywhere now.
02:11:34.000 They're in California.
02:11:35.000 I've hunted them in California.
02:11:37.000 I hunted them at Tejon Ranch.
02:11:39.000 Where's Tejon Ranch at?
02:11:41.000 It's like Bakersfield.
02:11:43.000 It's 270,000 acres.
02:11:45.000 It's the biggest private ranch in California.
02:11:49.000 I hunted there with Steve Rinella.
02:11:50.000 I shot one with a rifle. 0.99
02:11:52.000 And it was this big pig, man. 0.99
02:11:55.000 We roasted it.
02:11:56.000 It was delicious.
02:11:57.000 It had been eating acorns.
02:11:58.000 It was real fat.
02:11:59.000 It was so good. 1.00
02:12:00.000 It's like a delicious fucking meat, man. 1.00
02:12:03.000 You know, people frown upon them because they think they're nasty and stinky because they eat everything. 1.00
02:12:08.000 But if you clean them up and you cook them correctly, they're delicious.
02:12:12.000 And Jesse's a master at that.
02:12:15.000 But it's a good animal to hunt because they have to hunt them.
02:12:19.000 They have so many of them.
02:12:20.000 They're overrun. 0.99
02:12:21.000 There's fucking millions of them. 1.00
02:12:23.000 And what's the number one thing they destroy? 1.00
02:12:26.000 Crops.
02:12:27.000 Like all crops?
02:12:28.000 Everything.
02:12:29.000 Everything.
02:12:29.000 Doesn't matter.
02:12:30.000 Everything.
02:12:30.000 They go into the ground.
02:12:31.000 They fuck the ground up and just destroy the crops. 1.00
02:12:34.000 They eat everything. 0.99
02:12:35.000 And fences don't keep them out?
02:12:37.000 They go right through fences?
02:12:38.000 They go under fences.
02:12:39.000 They go around fences.
02:12:40.000 They find their way, man. 0.99
02:12:41.000 They're fucking really resilient. 1.00
02:12:43.000 They're tough as shit. 1.00
02:12:44.000 They have like a thick coating on the outside of their chest. 1.00
02:12:49.000 Like all around here is like this thick of like this, like it's an armor plate that they have all around so they can fight with each other because they all have tusks. 0.93
02:12:58.000 And so they evolved to develop this very thick fucking armored plate all around their neck in this area. 0.92
02:13:06.000 Huh. 1.00
02:13:06.000 Yeah, they're fucking gnarly animals. 1.00
02:13:08.000 You know what's scary, too, is the video footage in Africa, like in landfills, and they're just filled with baboons and shit. 1.00
02:13:18.000 Oh, yeah. 0.99
02:13:18.000 What? 0.99
02:13:19.000 Baboons are crazy. 0.98
02:13:20.000 Dude. 0.98
02:13:21.000 That's like a dog and a monkey combination.
02:13:23.000 Yeah.
02:13:23.000 Yeah.
02:13:25.000 And they actually train dogs to take care of the young.
02:13:29.000 Isn't that wild?
02:13:30.000 How crazy is that?
02:13:32.000 Yeah, they train dogs. 0.96
02:13:33.000 Yeah, they have dogs in their camp to alert them to predators. 1.00
02:13:38.000 Dude, this is a fucking... 1.00
02:13:39.000 Insane. 1.00
02:13:42.000 Insane. 1.00
02:13:42.000 What the fuck? 1.00
02:13:43.000 Imagine being a guy that's fucking there and you gotta clean up these landfills and these fucking baboons are everywhere. 1.00
02:13:49.000 Yeah, imagine if you live by that. 1.00
02:13:51.000 They're such a weird looking animal too.
02:13:53.000 They got that long wolf-like face and they got...
02:13:55.000 You would think they would go after humans.
02:13:57.000 They do sometimes.
02:13:58.000 They steal babies. 0.91
02:13:59.000 There's been a bunch of instances of baboons stealing people's babies and killing them and eating them. 0.95
02:14:04.000 Snatch your baby from you and run away with it. 0.99
02:14:07.000 Man, what if they snatch it and raise it?
02:14:10.000 Too much work to raise a baby. 1.00
02:14:13.000 That's some scary shit, dude. 1.00
02:14:14.000 Living near swarms of baboons, you want to live as far away as that shit is possible. 1.00
02:14:22.000 What do they deal with on a daily basis? 0.99
02:14:26.000 I mean, because these things are coming in, and I'm sure if they're not just straight up attacking, which would be smart for them, because like coyotes and possums, they live with us. 0.99
02:14:43.000 We don't fuck with them because they don't fuck with us. 0.99
02:14:45.000 It's almost like they know. 1.00
02:14:47.000 When you see a human, just run from them. 0.99
02:14:49.000 If you stay and attack, we're gonna get exterminated.
02:14:52.000 It's almost like they know that instinctively, right?
02:14:55.000 Yeah, it is almost like they know it instinctively.
02:14:57.000 Well, they're very intelligent. 0.50
02:15:00.000 They're intelligent like a monkey.
02:15:01.000 I got coyotes all over me.
02:15:03.000 And possums. 0.98
02:15:05.000 And those things look fucking scary. 0.99
02:15:07.000 Possums aren't scary, though, but they do carry diseases, like serious diseases. 0.99
02:15:11.000 They look scary. 0.93
02:15:12.000 They look like giant rats. 0.97
02:15:13.000 Coyotes, man. 1.00
02:15:14.000 They're fucking clever. 1.00
02:15:16.000 They're so clever. 1.00
02:15:17.000 They're clever enough to know not to fuck with humans, because if they did, they'll take a dog. 1.00
02:15:22.000 They'll take a little chihuahua and eat that motherfucker. 1.00
02:15:24.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00
02:15:25.000 But if they started attacking one child, there's going to be an extermination process going on.
02:15:33.000 There was one recently that attacked a kid, and there's a video of it.
02:15:37.000 Really?
02:15:37.000 Yeah, this guy's like, he set his kid down like his young baby.
02:15:41.000 His kid was like two years old.
02:15:43.000 And he sets his kid down, he's taking some things out of his car, and the baby starts screaming. 0.99
02:15:48.000 A fucking coyote's dragging the baby away. 0.99
02:15:50.000 Did he get the baby back? 1.00
02:15:51.000 Yeah, he screamed and ran after it, and the kid's crying.
02:15:54.000 It's horrible.
02:15:55.000 Have you seen those videos of cats defending babies and kids?
02:15:59.000 Yes. 1.00
02:15:59.000 That's some cool shit. 1.00
02:16:01.000 Yeah, man. 0.99
02:16:01.000 That's some cool shit. 0.99
02:16:02.000 That was this one video where a baby gets out of his little crib or something and is about to fall down the stairs and a cat just fucking jumps in front of him and pushes him back. 1.00
02:16:14.000 That's some crazy shit. 1.00
02:16:15.000 That is crazy. 1.00
02:16:16.000 That's super intelligent right there.
02:16:17.000 Well, yeah, that's family.
02:16:19.000 And there was another video where it was like in a front yard and some dog went after a kid and a cat came out of nowhere. 0.98
02:16:27.000 Yeah, and fucked up the dog. 0.98
02:16:28.000 Yeah, yeah. 1.00
02:16:29.000 That's some beautiful shit right there. 0.99
02:16:30.000 That is beautiful. 1.00
02:16:31.000 You got a pet that will help you. 1.00
02:16:33.000 You would think the cats wouldn't do shit. 0.99
02:16:36.000 You know, you think that they wouldn't do shit, but probably most of them won't do shit to protect their... 1.00
02:16:41.000 Well, they think of that baby as, like, a part of their family. 0.99
02:16:44.000 That's like, they would do the same.
02:16:45.000 Look at that.
02:16:46.000 Dude.
02:16:47.000 Yeah.
02:16:48.000 What?
02:16:49.000 Yeah.
02:16:49.000 Come on, man.
02:16:50.000 That's beautiful.
02:16:51.000 Yeah, it's crazy.
02:16:52.000 Look at that.
02:16:53.000 Whoa.
02:16:55.000 It's a cat.
02:16:56.000 Just save that baby.
02:16:57.000 Sit down, baby.
02:16:58.000 How does this...
02:16:59.000 Like, how smart is this cat?
02:17:01.000 They're smart.
02:17:02.000 I mean, they think of a baby as like part of their family, you know?
02:17:06.000 Or they could be thinking, okay, the mother of this baby is my provider.
02:17:13.000 I gotta protect everything.
02:17:16.000 I don't think they think like that.
02:17:17.000 I think they think that that's like one of their family.
02:17:21.000 I think that's what they think.
02:17:22.000 I'm just guessing.
02:17:23.000 Did I ever tell you when a coyote honey-potted my dog Johnny?
02:17:27.000 No.
02:17:27.000 Remember Johnny Cash?
02:17:28.000 Yeah.
02:17:29.000 Wait, wait, wait.
02:17:29.000 Johnny Cash, which was after Frank.
02:17:31.000 The giant Mastiff?
02:17:32.000 The Mastiff. 0.56
02:17:32.000 Oh, yes. 0.56
02:17:33.000 Yes.
02:17:33.000 So we had chickens, right?
02:17:36.000 And chickens, they brood.
02:17:37.000 And what a brood is, it's like sometimes chickens, when there's no rooster, they're convinced.
02:17:42.000 Like chickens lay eggs every day, pretty much.
02:17:44.000 And they don't turn into chicks because there's no rooster to fertilize the egg, right?
02:17:51.000 Rooster fucks the hen, the hen lays an egg, that egg's viable, becomes a chick.
02:17:55.000 But the chickens don't know that. 0.97
02:17:57.000 So sometimes they get it in their head that this egg is going to be a baby.
02:18:02.000 And so they pluck their own feathers out and they sit on this egg.
02:18:05.000 If you come near them, they peck at you and they're brooding.
02:18:08.000 And they won't lay an egg for a long time.
02:18:10.000 And to get them out of the brooding, what you have to do is you have to take them from their big chicken coop and then you have to put them in a small chicken coop where they have to hold onto a railing.
02:18:20.000 So they can't sit down on the ground and brood, and there's no egg in there.
02:18:24.000 So they have to sit on this railing.
02:18:25.000 If you keep them there for a few days, they snap out of it.
02:18:27.000 Then you put them back in the chicken coop. 1.00
02:18:31.000 This fucking coyote was so smart that it became friends with Johnny. 1.00
02:18:36.000 And Johnny was like this giant dog. 1.00
02:18:39.000 He was fucking huge. 1.00
02:18:40.000 He was 140 pounds, big old fucking head. 1.00
02:18:43.000 And this other chicken coop was small. 1.00
02:18:45.000 So we had the big chicken coop that was protected from coyotes and such.
02:18:49.000 And then the small chicken coop that you would put the brooders in.
02:18:52.000 And so, somehow or another, this coyote became friends with Johnny. 0.94
02:18:59.000 And the pool guy fucked up and he left the gate open. 0.83
02:19:02.000 So the gate was open to where the chicken coop was. 0.99
02:19:06.000 And the coyote convinced Johnny to destroy this little chicken coop.
02:19:12.000 And so, like, he couldn't do it.
02:19:14.000 He was too little.
02:19:15.000 The coyote's like 30 pounds, but Johnny's like a buck 40. And the coyote couldn't eat Johnny because he was huge.
02:19:20.000 But he thought this chicken was, this coyote was his friend.
02:19:23.000 And so, I'm sitting there, and we're playing some kind of game. 0.98
02:19:27.000 I forget, we're playing Monopoly or some shit. 0.99
02:19:29.000 And we're looking out the window, and I see a fucking coyote running through the backyard with a chicken in his mouth. 0.99
02:19:35.000 And he hops on top of, bro, we had like a six foot fence. 0.99
02:19:40.000 This coyote jumped to the top of that fence like an acrobat, put his paws, his two front paws, then his back paws, with the chicken in his mouth, and sprung over the fence. 1.00
02:19:49.000 I was like, motherfucker! 1.00
02:19:51.000 And we ran outside. 1.00
02:19:52.000 I'm like, how did this fucking coyote get a hold of the chicken? 0.99
02:19:55.000 How'd this happen? 0.99
02:19:56.000 And then I went over to where the chicken coop was, and there's Johnny, just sitting here with his destroyed chicken coop, looking at me like, what did I do? 0.99
02:20:04.000 And I was like, what the fuck did you do, man? 0.99
02:20:07.000 He destroyed the chicken coop. 1.00
02:20:09.000 The coyote convinced him to get into that chicken coop.
02:20:12.000 Because it couldn't do it.
02:20:14.000 So he tore the chicken coop apart.
02:20:15.000 And the coyote's like, thank you!
02:20:17.000 Snatch! 0.95
02:20:17.000 See ya! 0.95
02:20:19.000 Yo, that's crazy.
02:20:21.000 Crazy.
02:20:21.000 But then Johnny got a taste of chickens.
02:20:24.000 He decided that, oh, well, I should kill chickens, too. 0.87
02:20:28.000 And Johnny was huge. 0.99
02:20:29.000 So another time, someone else left the fucking fence open, and Johnny just went through the chicken coop, the big one, because he was so big. 0.99
02:20:38.000 He just fucking tore it apart. 1.00
02:20:39.000 And he killed nine chickens. 0.99
02:20:41.000 And by the time I got to him, like, we looked out the window.
02:20:45.000 I was like, why is Johnny in the chicken coop? 1.00
02:20:46.000 Fuck! 1.00
02:20:47.000 We ran outside and he had torn a hole in the chicken coop and just went ham. 1.00
02:20:51.000 So we had like 19 chickens left and he killed 9 of them. 0.98
02:20:57.000 And there's a few that were still alive that were fucked up. 1.00
02:21:01.000 Big old fucking puncture wounds in them and shit where he was just shaking them. 0.99
02:21:05.000 And whatever happened to Johnny Cash? 1.00
02:21:07.000 He died.
02:21:07.000 Of old age?
02:21:08.000 Yeah.
02:21:09.000 It was sad.
02:21:10.000 How long ago was that?
02:21:11.000 Quite a while ago.
02:21:12.000 He was 13. It was real sad.
02:21:14.000 It was like 10 years ago?
02:21:15.000 It was real.
02:21:16.000 At the end, man, he couldn't even walk.
02:21:18.000 I used to have to carry him outside and then he would go to the bathroom and then I'd carry him to his food.
02:21:24.000 It was sad.
02:21:25.000 Yeah.
02:21:25.000 It was so sad.
02:21:26.000 That's how one of my cats got cancer, and man, you just watch him die slowly.
02:21:32.000 Yeah.
02:21:32.000 It's crazy.
02:21:33.000 Do you know, a lot of dogs and cats get cancer from dog food.
02:21:37.000 Like, the kind of food, like dry kibble, not all of it, I don't want to disparage all of it, but a lot of dry kibble is just not good for them.
02:21:45.000 Yeah.
02:21:46.000 Well, I switched Marshall to this frozen food.
02:21:50.000 It's raw frozen food.
02:21:52.000 And dude, it changed his health so much.
02:21:56.000 He lost body fat.
02:21:58.000 He gained energy.
02:21:59.000 He looks better.
02:22:00.000 It's like, it just makes sense.
02:22:02.000 It's like meat. 1.00
02:22:03.000 It's frozen meat and potatoes and like green beans and shit. 1.00
02:22:07.000 And he fucking loves it. 1.00
02:22:09.000 And you serve it to them frozen. 1.00
02:22:10.000 You just pour it in, you scoop it out, serve it in their bowl, and he fucking goes nuts for it. 0.98
02:22:15.000 But it's like changed his health. 0.97
02:22:17.000 And I was kind of embarrassed that I didn't do that early.
02:22:20.000 There's a couple of companies that do that.
02:22:21.000 Like there's like Farmers Dog that's really good.
02:22:24.000 There's a bunch of different companies that have real food.
02:22:26.000 It's real food.
02:22:27.000 It's like human-grade food that you serve to your dogs.
02:22:30.000 They're like, yeah, of course.
02:22:31.000 Of course. 1.00
02:22:32.000 You ever eat a piece of fucking dog kibble? 1.00
02:22:35.000 It tastes so bland and such bullshit. 1.00
02:22:37.000 It's just filler and who knows? 1.00
02:22:39.000 Not all of them.
02:22:40.000 Again, I'm sure some of them are good.
02:22:41.000 But a lot of them, it's just like, what's in there? 0.99
02:22:44.000 What the fuck is in there? 0.99
02:22:45.000 Yeah. 0.99
02:22:46.000 Especially when I was growing up, we would get a gigantic bag of plain wrap dog food. 1.00
02:22:53.000 Generic dog food, cheap as shit. 1.00
02:22:55.000 Generic, giant fucking sack, dude. 1.00
02:22:58.000 It keeps them alive, but they don't enjoy it. 1.00
02:23:02.000 And I started serving him elk meat.
02:23:04.000 So what I would do is I would get some of the elk that I would kill, I would get it ground up, and then I would give him a chunk of that in his food.
02:23:14.000 I was going to ask you that.
02:23:14.000 I was like, give him the stuff you hunt.
02:23:16.000 Yeah, and I was like, this is so much better for him.
02:23:18.000 He loved it, but...
02:23:20.000 Um, this is like balanced.
02:23:23.000 Like, it's balanced.
02:23:24.000 It's like cubed beef.
02:23:26.000 Like, it's like little, I mean, look, you look at it, it's fresh. 0.99
02:23:29.000 It's fresh frozen with cubes of beef and, like, green beans and blueberries and shit. 0.99
02:23:35.000 Dude, it's changed him. 0.99
02:23:37.000 Like, he's like thin now.
02:23:39.000 He lost 10 pounds.
02:23:40.000 He was like 86 pounds.
02:23:41.000 Now he's like 75 pounds. 0.98
02:23:43.000 He looks fucking great. 0.95
02:23:44.000 He's got so much energy. 0.99
02:23:46.000 It's just like he was developing all this body fat, and it's like just processed food, man.
02:23:52.000 It's just like humans. 1.00
02:23:53.000 If you gave a human cereal every day, they're going to look like shit. 1.00
02:23:56.000 You know, it's just not good for them. 1.00
02:23:58.000 Yeah, most disease, I'm sure, is caused by what we put in our mouths.
02:24:05.000 Yeah, a lot of it.
02:24:07.000 A lot of it is bad food and then environmental factors, right?
02:24:11.000 I was reading about this thing where dudes who cut countertops in California, There's a lot of guys who are dying from an incurable respiratory disease.
02:24:22.000 Guys who like, you know, do construction work and they're cutting countertops.
02:24:27.000 Yeah.
02:24:27.000 Apparently some of these, see if you can find that.
02:24:29.000 Some of these countertops, it's fucking, they're inhaling toxic fumes when they saw this shit. 1.00
02:24:35.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:24:35.000 You know, and this fucking young guy had like a oxygen tank. 1.00
02:24:39.000 Here it is. 1.00
02:24:40.000 California workers who cut countertops are dying of an incurable disease. 1.00
02:24:45.000 Fuck, man. 1.00
02:24:48.000 Industrial stretch of Picoima. 1.00
02:24:52.000 Man labored over hefty slabs of speckled stone, saws whining over sounds of Spanish-language rock.
02:24:58.000 Pale dust rose around them as they worked.
02:25:00.000 Many went without masks.
02:25:01.000 Some had water spurting from their machines, but others had nothing to tamp down the powder rising in the air.
02:25:07.000 Nobody uses water, one man in a Dodger's cap said in Spanish when Maria Cabrera approached Holding flyers about silicosis, an incurable and suffocating disease that has devastated dozens of workers across the state and killed men who have barely reached middle age. 1.00
02:25:25.000 Fuck, man. 1.00
02:25:28.000 Imagine that, man. 1.00
02:25:29.000 You just got a fucking job and it's just... 1.00
02:25:31.000 Kills you. 1.00
02:25:32.000 I used to work, I worked at a place for two weeks that bulletproofed cars.
02:25:38.000 And for diplomats and for like check cashing mobile vans, you know, just bulletproof it.
02:25:44.000 And basically all it is is you take apart, you put slabs of fiberglass in the doors.
02:25:54.000 You know, so the doors are just filled with sheets of fiberglass.
02:25:57.000 So you have to cut the fiberglass to fit the door.
02:25:59.000 And when you cut it, when you're like sawing it, there's all this fiberglass dust particles all over it.
02:26:06.000 Fiberglass dust everywhere. 0.99
02:26:07.000 I remember thinking, fuck this. 0.99
02:26:09.000 Even at, I was 18 or 19 when I did that. 0.99
02:26:13.000 And you had face masks and everything, like those N95s or whatever. 0.98
02:26:16.000 But I remember thinking, this fucking can't be good. 0.98
02:26:19.000 It lasted two weeks. 1.00
02:26:20.000 I had enough of that shit. 1.00
02:26:21.000 I did construction, and I laid fiberglass in people's basements, and then the easements, and then the attics. 1.00
02:26:28.000 Did you cut fiberglass pieces and stuff? 0.99
02:26:30.000 I cut that shit with razor knives, you know, with, like, X-Acto knives. 0.99
02:26:35.000 You cut it, and then place it in place. 0.99
02:26:36.000 I was always itchy, and you're sweating, because it's the summertime in Boston, so it's fucking 90 degrees outside, and it's all humid, and you're in this attic. 1.00
02:26:45.000 And you're just breathing that shit. 0.99
02:26:47.000 And we didn't wear masks. 1.00
02:26:48.000 We didn't have nothing. 0.99
02:26:49.000 And I was thinking, what the fuck am I doing in here? 0.98
02:26:52.000 Yeah. 0.99
02:26:53.000 And you were always itchy.
02:26:55.000 Like, it just would get in your pores. 1.00
02:26:56.000 And fuck, man. 1.00
02:26:58.000 Dude, growing up, you know, because my stepdad's an architect, I got a lot of jobs on construction sites. 1.00
02:27:05.000 And man, did I learn about fucking work. 0.99
02:27:08.000 Like, real work. 1.00
02:27:09.000 Like, hard work.
02:27:11.000 Like, labor work.
02:27:12.000 And that taught me that I don't want to do Oh, yeah.
02:27:16.000 I went through the same thing.
02:27:17.000 I don't want to do that.
02:27:18.000 No.
02:27:18.000 I roofed for a week.
02:27:20.000 I'm like, no, I ain't roofing.
02:27:22.000 I don't want to sweat while I work.
02:27:23.000 This was why I was still fighting.
02:27:25.000 So I would do that all day, and then I would try to go to the gym at night, and I would be hitting the bag.
02:27:31.000 I was so tired. 0.99
02:27:33.000 I was stupid back then. 0.99
02:27:34.000 I didn't drink water. 1.00
02:27:35.000 I was totally dehydrated.
02:27:38.000 I was eating sub sandwiches.
02:27:39.000 It was a soda pop for lunch.
02:27:41.000 Yeah.
02:27:41.000 I didn't take vitamins.
02:27:42.000 Doritos.
02:27:43.000 Yeah.
02:27:44.000 And then I'd go and try to work out.
02:27:46.000 And I was like...
02:27:49.000 I had nothing.
02:27:51.000 And I remember thinking, oh my god, I have to quit.
02:27:53.000 I can't do this.
02:27:54.000 I have to figure out another job.
02:27:56.000 That's when I started teaching.
02:27:57.000 I was like, I have to...
02:27:59.000 And then I started...
02:27:59.000 Well, I was teaching and delivering newspapers.
02:28:02.000 I was like, I'd rather be poor.
02:28:03.000 Have you gotten into...
02:28:04.000 You're fasting now, right?
02:28:06.000 I do intermittent fasting.
02:28:08.000 Yeah.
02:28:08.000 You don't eat breakfast?
02:28:09.000 I very rarely eat breakfast.
02:28:11.000 Yeah, me too, man.
02:28:12.000 I usually eat my first meal after I work out, which is usually around, like, noon in.
02:28:16.000 Huge.
02:28:17.000 Working out on an empty stomach.
02:28:18.000 You were telling me about that. 1.00
02:28:19.000 Yeah, that changed my fucking life. 0.99
02:28:20.000 Oh, that's right. 1.00
02:28:21.000 Yeah, you were telling me about that.
02:28:22.000 It's huge, man.
02:28:23.000 What's changed my life is eliminating most carbs.
02:28:27.000 And this carnivore diet.
02:28:28.000 That's changed my life.
02:28:30.000 Changed everything.
02:28:30.000 So you wake up, because you could have a cup of black coffee.
02:28:35.000 Yeah, I'll have coffee.
02:28:36.000 I drink black coffee anyway.
02:28:38.000 I don't put anything in my coffee.
02:28:39.000 And you wait till what time to eat?
02:28:41.000 Noon-ish.
02:28:42.000 Noon-ish?
02:28:42.000 Yeah.
02:28:42.000 You ever go like four or five-ish?
02:28:44.000 Yes.
02:28:44.000 Yeah, sometimes I come straight here, and I don't even eat.
02:28:48.000 The thing about when you eat only meat, too, you don't really get hungry the same way.
02:28:52.000 Because you don't have that carb craving that you get, you know?
02:28:56.000 So what I do is first thing in the morning, I get in the cold water.
02:28:59.000 That's my first thing.
02:29:00.000 Really?
02:29:00.000 Before I work out.
02:29:02.000 Sometimes I'll have a cup of coffee first, say goodbye to my kids, you know, send them off to school, kiss my wife, and go, okay, here we go.
02:29:09.000 Yeah.
02:29:09.000 Here we go.
02:29:10.000 And then I fucking suffer. 1.00
02:29:12.000 Then I get in that fucking cold water for three minutes every morning. 1.00
02:29:15.000 Every fucking morning. 1.00
02:29:17.000 It's a game changer, son. 1.00
02:29:19.000 Game changer.
02:29:19.000 That's a tough one, man.
02:29:21.000 That's a tough one.
02:29:21.000 I don't like it, but I love how I feel when I get out of there.
02:29:24.000 I get out of there, I'm like, whoa!
02:29:27.000 Ah!
02:29:27.000 And I do like a series of bodyweight exercises to warm up.
02:29:31.000 I do 100 push-ups, 100 bodyweight squats, and then I start my workout.
02:29:35.000 Nice, nice.
02:29:36.000 Yeah.
02:29:36.000 Before I started working out on an empty stomach, I would...
02:29:39.000 In between, like, whatever.
02:29:42.000 Like, if I was doing bench.
02:29:43.000 In between the sets, I'd be, like, on my phone doing emails or whatever.
02:29:47.000 You know what I mean? 0.98
02:29:47.000 I wouldn't do shit for, like, two, three minutes. 0.98
02:29:49.000 And then I'd do the next set. 0.99
02:29:51.000 And then I would see other people doing sets.
02:29:53.000 And they were doing sets in between their sets. 0.97
02:29:55.000 Like, they would just jump and start doing body weight squats and shrugs or some, like, other shit.
02:30:00.000 In between what they're doing, like... 0.82
02:30:02.000 Whoa, I could never do that.
02:30:04.000 I'm like, I didn't have that.
02:30:05.000 And I thought back then I was working out on an empty stomach because I would have like a little protein bar and a little shake and some vitamins.
02:30:13.000 I thought that was an empty stomach.
02:30:14.000 That's not an empty stomach. 1.00
02:30:15.000 Your body still is expending energy trying to deal with that shit in your stomach. 1.00
02:30:19.000 Yeah, for sure. 1.00
02:30:20.000 So if you don't...
02:30:21.000 Like if you ate a tremendous meal, pasta, bread, you just stuffed yourself, and then you try to work out, that would zap like, what, 80% of your energy?
02:30:31.000 You'd be wrecked.
02:30:32.000 Like 80, 70%.
02:30:33.000 So, you know, a little bar and a little shake and some vitamins.
02:30:36.000 Maybe it's not 80%, but it's like 10%, 15%, and that makes a difference.
02:30:41.000 So once I started...
02:30:44.000 And you know what's crazy?
02:30:45.000 I heard it from people.
02:30:47.000 I heard it from GSP. I heard it from a football player, DK Metcalf.
02:30:52.000 All day, he doesn't eat.
02:30:53.000 Maybe he eats some candies or little Skittles just to get a sugar rush or something.
02:30:58.000 But it's one meal a day.
02:30:59.000 And then when I heard it from Mikey Musamechi, I'm like, you know what? 1.00
02:31:03.000 Let me try this shit. 1.00
02:31:04.000 Let me try this shit. 1.00
02:31:05.000 And man, my workouts, dude, I'm doing bodyweight squats. 0.99
02:31:09.000 Because I can't do weighted squats because of the metal in my back.
02:31:12.000 I can't put any weight on my shoulders.
02:31:14.000 Is that the case with your disc replacement?
02:31:17.000 How's that doing?
02:31:18.000 How is that? 0.99
02:31:19.000 You know, when I went in there originally, six years ago, the doctor said, okay, both your L5 and L4 are fucked. 0.99
02:31:30.000 Your L5 is worse. 0.99
02:31:31.000 That one needs to be replaced right away.
02:31:33.000 You had no disc.
02:31:35.000 You were basically bone on bone.
02:31:36.000 Not on the L5, yeah. 0.99
02:31:37.000 Yeah, but the one above it was looking like shit too.
02:31:41.000 So he said, you want to do both of them right now? 0.85
02:31:43.000 If you don't, you're going to have to come back in like five, six years and do the one above it.
02:31:47.000 Why didn't you do both of them? 0.97
02:31:48.000 Because people were telling me, don't ever do shit that you don't need. 0.98
02:31:52.000 I was hearing that. 0.99
02:31:53.000 Because it was a game time decision.
02:31:55.000 I didn't have to make the decision until right when they laid me on the table and they said, the doctor said, so what do you want to do?
02:32:00.000 Because I had choices.
02:32:01.000 I could have went fusion because I was barely qualified for a disc replacement.
02:32:07.000 Barely. 0.99
02:32:08.000 It was that fucked up. 0.98
02:32:09.000 Yeah, they're going, dude, because your spine has to be a certain way for disc replacement to work, so you have to qualify it for it. 0.99
02:32:16.000 So the doctor said, you can do disc replacement, but you're right on the cusp.
02:32:21.000 And he goes, we could do this.
02:32:23.000 We could do fusion, which boxes it up, the L5. We could do one fusion.
02:32:28.000 We could do two fusions.
02:32:30.000 We could do one disc.
02:32:31.000 We can do two discs.
02:32:33.000 Or we could do one fusion and one disc.
02:32:35.000 Whatever you want to do.
02:32:37.000 Or you could just do one disc.
02:32:39.000 Is he leaving it up to you?
02:32:40.000 He left it up to me.
02:32:41.000 Isn't that wild?
02:32:42.000 Yeah.
02:32:42.000 So I decided, let's go just one disc, and I'll come back five or six years.
02:32:47.000 And it's been five, six years.
02:32:48.000 So my back has been super stiff, sore. 0.98
02:32:56.000 It got really fucked up exactly a year ago. 0.83
02:32:59.000 Remember, I did your podcast last September, and dude, that whole weekend, I could barely put my shoes on. 0.93
02:33:05.000 It was really, really bad.
02:33:08.000 And then I heard about the guy that fixed Dave Grogan's back.
02:33:13.000 Is that his name?
02:33:14.000 David Goggins.
02:33:14.000 David Goggins, that guy.
02:33:16.000 He mentions a guy that fixed his back.
02:33:19.000 And his name is Joe Hippensteel.
02:33:22.000 And one of my students works for him.
02:33:24.000 And he goes, man, we could fix...
02:33:25.000 It was a woman. 0.60
02:33:27.000 She goes, we could fix your back. 0.91
02:33:28.000 I go, I got metal in my back.
02:33:30.000 Nothing's going to fix my back.
02:33:31.000 I'm going to need surgery again.
02:33:33.000 And this is about like six months ago.
02:33:36.000 And she said, just come and talk to Joe.
02:33:38.000 I'll set up an appointment.
02:33:39.000 Talk to Joe.
02:33:40.000 He fixed Dave Groggins.
02:33:42.000 Goggins.
02:33:43.000 God, why did I say Groggins? 1.00
02:33:44.000 Goggins.
02:33:45.000 And I said, okay.
02:33:47.000 So I set up an appointment.
02:33:49.000 He's in San Diego.
02:33:50.000 I met him.
02:33:51.000 He's like a former Olympic-level decathlete.
02:33:55.000 And he figured out what's wrong with most injuries.
02:34:02.000 His whole system is...
02:34:05.000 My back, the pain I'm getting is my lower back muscles are locked.
02:34:10.000 They're actually, they're literally locked.
02:34:12.000 That's why you're stiff and you can't move and it's sore.
02:34:14.000 He goes, you have to not unlock the muscles and people don't know how to unlock them.
02:34:19.000 So his style of stretching Unlocks the muscle.
02:34:23.000 It takes about an hour and a half to do his stretching routine, but it's all on a timer.
02:34:28.000 You do a two-minute stretch here, one minute rest, don't do nothing, don't move.
02:34:32.000 Two-minute stretch, one minute rest, don't do nothing.
02:34:35.000 Because the general philosophy is you got to stretch.
02:34:40.000 To unlock a muscle, you got to do it slowly. 0.98
02:34:42.000 You can't get in there and start throwing elbows and fucking yanking and stretching. 0.99
02:34:46.000 Because that does nothing. 0.99
02:34:47.000 That just makes it worse.
02:34:48.000 You've got to do a slow stretch.
02:34:51.000 Relax.
02:34:52.000 There can't be any pain.
02:34:54.000 So there's these certain stretches for your lower back.
02:34:57.000 There's five of them just for your lower back. 0.97
02:34:58.000 There's like 27 total, but for your lower back, there's five.
02:35:02.000 And you do them, and you're on a clock.
02:35:04.000 Did you go to him to talk to him?
02:35:05.000 I went to him, and I did it all.
02:35:07.000 I'm in the middle of it.
02:35:08.000 I'm doing it, dude.
02:35:08.000 My back feels like 80% better.
02:35:11.000 Really?
02:35:11.000 Yes.
02:35:11.000 It's all about unlocking our muscles.
02:35:13.000 Go to this guy's website.
02:35:15.000 Joe Hippinsteel.
02:35:20.000 He flies out every week to the Cleveland Browns.
02:35:22.000 He's a Cleveland Browns physical therapist.
02:35:26.000 He shows them all these stretches. 1.00
02:35:29.000 I'm going to show you some shit. 0.99
02:35:30.000 He works with the San Diego Padres, too. 0.99
02:35:33.000 So I'm in the process of that, of fully unlocking my muscles.
02:35:37.000 But, you know, your muscles have memory, so they always go back and they always relock.
02:35:40.000 So every day I got to do these stretches.
02:35:44.000 I'm hoping I don't have to have surgery, and it looks like I'm headed to full recovery.
02:35:49.000 It really looks like that.
02:35:52.000 I'm going to show you something that Goggins just sent me.
02:35:56.000 God, how do I save this?
02:35:58.000 How do I save this?
02:35:59.000 Cancel.
02:36:00.000 Hold on.
02:36:01.000 Okay.
02:36:02.000 Hold on a second.
02:36:03.000 Save.
02:36:04.000 Here it is.
02:36:09.000 Okay.
02:36:15.000 He was just here a week ago.
02:36:17.000 Goggins was?
02:36:18.000 No, no, no.
02:36:19.000 Oh, Hippence was?
02:36:20.000 Joe was doing an event here a week ago.
02:36:22.000 Yeah, he does seminars.
02:36:23.000 He's so awesome, man.
02:36:25.000 He spent the whole afternoon with me.
02:36:28.000 Didn't even charge me.
02:36:29.000 Yeah, that's him.
02:36:32.000 He's got a way of stretching that no one else does.
02:36:36.000 It's not yoga.
02:36:38.000 Yoga is just to get your blood moving.
02:36:41.000 If you want to unlock...
02:36:44.000 Muscles.
02:36:44.000 Like he says, when you have a shoulder injury, the pain is coming from your bicep locking.
02:36:49.000 So you've got to unlock your bicep.
02:36:53.000 I'm no expert in his style, but I know a little about it.
02:37:00.000 And it's working for me, man.
02:37:02.000 It's working.
02:37:03.000 What's the name?
02:37:04.000 It's Ultimate Human Performance.
02:37:06.000 That's it.
02:37:06.000 Ultimate Human Performance.
02:37:08.000 Joe Hippenstiel in San Diego.
02:37:10.000 Man, if you're thinking about getting surgery...
02:37:16.000 You should look into this first.
02:37:18.000 That sounds amazing.
02:37:19.000 And the crazy thing is the stretching, there's not supposed to be any pain, so there is no pain.
02:37:24.000 Everything has to be at...
02:37:25.000 When you get in a stretch, you have to get at seven.
02:37:28.000 You don't want to get eight, nine, ten pain.
02:37:30.000 Seven, and then the...
02:37:32.000 Exactly.
02:37:32.000 You do it slowly.
02:37:33.000 It's like cooking like a brisket.
02:37:35.000 You do it slowly.
02:37:36.000 You don't just nuke it.
02:37:38.000 You got to do it slowly.
02:37:40.000 So the basic...
02:37:43.000 Philosophy behind it is you stretch the muscle, and it stretches just a little bit, and then you rest for a minute, don't do nothing, you don't move.
02:37:49.000 And you lay on your back, it's called the dead zone.
02:37:51.000 And then it just, it feels, the muscles that got stretched, it fills with blood.
02:37:56.000 And then you go back two more minutes, let's stretch it a little bit more, and then you rest for one minute, don't do nothing, dead zone.
02:38:02.000 And then it fills with blood a little bit more, and a little, it's a slow...
02:38:06.000 And it's an hour and a half every day?
02:38:07.000 Slow, about an hour and a half.
02:38:08.000 So you do it every day?
02:38:09.000 I try to.
02:38:10.000 If I'm on the road, it's tough, but you can just do it on your bed.
02:38:13.000 It's so easy.
02:38:13.000 It's super easy.
02:38:14.000 Just do it on my bed.
02:38:15.000 So Goggins, in his spare time, he fire jumps.
02:38:22.000 So this is a dude that's wealthy.
02:38:24.000 Goggins has a lot of money.
02:38:25.000 How did he make his money?
02:38:27.000 He sold a book. 1.00
02:38:28.000 His book, Can't Hurt Me, sold a shit. 1.00
02:38:30.000 Give me some volume. 0.99
02:38:32.000 So, give me some volume.
02:38:36.000 Why isn't it playing?
02:38:38.000 Why doesn't it have a name behind?
02:38:43.000 Hmm.
02:38:44.000 Anyway, so he fire jumps into this area and look at these grizzly bear tracks.
02:38:52.000 So what he does is he fire jumps for the challenge.
02:38:57.000 He doesn't fire jump for money.
02:38:58.000 Like most of these guys are fire jumping.
02:39:00.000 They pay you to do it, so you do it. 0.98
02:39:01.000 He does it just because it's fucking hard to do. 0.99
02:39:04.000 And so he sends me this video of these fucking giant bear tracks. 0.99
02:39:08.000 He's a size 12 foot. 0.99
02:39:09.000 Look, he's putting it right next to his bear track.
02:39:14.000 So he sends me this video.
02:39:15.000 And I go, oh my god.
02:39:17.000 I go, don't get eaten, brother. 1.00
02:39:18.000 And he goes, fuck it. 1.00
02:39:20.000 Here it is. 1.00
02:39:21.000 Okay.
02:39:21.000 So we'll probably have an overnight partner here.
02:39:29.000 See these grizzly bear prints, man? 1.00
02:39:33.000 Look at these motherfuckers, dude. 1.00
02:39:34.000 They're as big as my foot. 1.00
02:39:35.000 They're fucking huge. 1.00
02:39:37.000 This is a massive fucking grizzly bear. 1.00
02:39:41.000 Massive fucking grizzly bear. 1.00
02:39:42.000 Look at this shit, even how wide it is. 1.00
02:39:46.000 This is fucking a massive ass grizzly bear. 1.00
02:39:50.000 And as you see, he walks right through there, through those woods. 1.00
02:39:56.000 So, we are in big time grizzly bear territory.
02:40:03.000 So I sent him a text message.
02:40:05.000 I said, don't get eaten, brother. 1.00
02:40:08.000 He goes, fuck it. 1.00
02:40:09.000 Stay hard, brother. 1.00
02:40:10.000 If you see me fighting a bear, help the bear.
02:40:14.000 Look what he sends me.
02:40:18.000 Hilarious.
02:40:18.000 And then he writes Goggins with like 10 exclamation points.
02:40:22.000 That's crazy.
02:40:24.000 Hey, dude, I gotta catch a flight.
02:40:25.000 Let's let it go.
02:40:26.000 Let's wrap it up.
02:40:27.000 Within three hours?
02:40:28.000 Yeah.
02:40:28.000 Okay, cool.
02:40:29.000 We did enough.
02:40:29.000 Thank you.
02:40:30.000 I love you to death, brother.
02:40:31.000 I love you too, man.
02:40:31.000 I'm on Rockfin.
02:40:32.000 That's where I get all conspiratorial.
02:40:35.000 Rockfin.com slash Eddie Bravo.
02:40:37.000 Instagram.
02:40:39.000 Eddie Bravo 10P. Combat Jiu-Jitsu on UFC Fight Pass.
02:40:43.000 Don't miss it.
02:40:43.000 Combat Jiu-Jitsu is amazing.
02:40:45.000 Alright, we're done.
02:40:46.000 Thank you.
02:40:46.000 Bye, everybody.