The Joe Rogan Experience - October 10, 2023


Joe Rogan Experience #2046 - Brian Redban

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In this episode of The Joe Rogan Experience, the podcaster and podcaster talks about some of the scariest things people have ever seen in the sky, including UFOs, aliens, and nuclear war. Joe also talks about his fear of the dark side of the universe, and why he thinks the government might be using drones to spy on us. Joe is a podcaster, comedian, writer, and all-around hottie. He's also the host of the podcast, "The Joe Rogans Experience," which is a podcast where he talks about the weirdest things going on in the world and tries to make sense of it all. If you like what you hear, please HIT SUBSCRIBE on Apple Podcasts or wherever else you get your podcasts. It helps spread the word about the pod and make it more accessible. Thanks for listening and Good Luck Out There! -Jon Sorrentino is a stand-up comedian and writer based in Los Angeles, California. He's been in the entertainment industry for a long time and is a regular contributor to many media outlets, including Playboy and the New York Times, and is one of the funniest people in the LA based out of Los Angeles. He also hosts a podcast called "The Dark Side Of" and hosts a weekly podcast called, "Joe Rogan's Pod" which is on all of the Above Deck Podcasts. , which is hosted by Jon Rogan. and hosted by Alex Blumberg, who is a friend of mine, and I've been a long-time fan of his work, and a lot of other people's work. I hope you enjoy this episode, it's a must-listener and you enjoy it. Thank you so much for listening. - Jon and I really appreciate your support, Jon is a lot and really appreciate the support and support you're being a great friend of the pod, and we really appreciate what you're giving me the chance to do so much of that. Thank you, Jon's support is so much, it really means a lot. . - Thank you for being a good listen, Jon, thank you for letting me know that you're listening and supporting me out there, Jon and Jon's work is really appreciative of your support is truly appreciated, and you're a rockstar, and it means so much more than you can do that I can't help it, too.

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00:00:01.000 Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out!
00:00:04.000 The Joe Rogan Experience.
00:00:06.000 Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day!
00:00:12.000 Oh, hey.
00:00:14.000 Hi.
00:00:14.000 What's going on?
00:00:15.000 Hi.
00:00:15.000 We are at the verge of World War III. Yeah.
00:00:20.000 You know, here's what's crazy, man.
00:00:22.000 I've been freaking out over the last, like, few weeks, like, at nighttime.
00:00:27.000 Like, at nighttime, I'll be alone, and I just start thinking about the future of the world, and I start, like, legit freaking out.
00:00:33.000 Like, what would happen if we were, like, legit Armageddon, Mad Max, nuclear war?
00:00:39.000 Like, how far are we away from that?
00:00:40.000 And it just, it could just give me anxiety before I go to sleep. 1.00
00:00:44.000 I'd just be laying there going, fuck, like... 0.99
00:00:46.000 How does this all resolve? 1.00
00:00:48.000 And then this fucking Israel thing pops off and now I'm like legit freaked out. 1.00
00:00:53.000 I've been definitely buying a lot of stuff lately for my house, like end of the world shit. 0.99
00:00:58.000 I'm getting Tesla solar right now and battery pack so I can live off the grid. 0.94
00:01:04.000 Yeah, that's a good move.
00:01:05.000 If you can get your house solar, that's a big move.
00:01:09.000 At a certain point in time, what's the electricity even getting you other than keeping the lights on?
00:01:15.000 What I'm scared of is like, All communications are gone.
00:01:19.000 Like, how hard would it be to shut down our power grid? 0.98
00:01:23.000 How hard would it be to blow a few satellites up and no one knows shit? 0.78
00:01:28.000 Yeah, that's why, like, that Starlink, you know, the satellites thing, I'm thinking about getting that, even though I have great internet, but, you know, just because, oh, what if? 0.83
00:01:38.000 Yeah, it's scary.
00:01:39.000 Yeah, I was in the mountains in Utah and they had Starlink and it was great.
00:01:43.000 It works everywhere.
00:01:44.000 But people keep thinking it's UFOs.
00:01:46.000 Oh, yeah.
00:01:47.000 Like people keep filming it flying.
00:01:48.000 What is that?
00:01:49.000 Yeah, the dots in the air.
00:01:50.000 Dude, everybody's looking for UFOs now, like more than ever.
00:01:53.000 Yeah.
00:01:54.000 Ring cameras are putting out a million dollar bounty.
00:01:58.000 If you catch something on your ring cameras right now, they will pay you a million dollars.
00:02:03.000 That's good because they know they don't have to pay that.
00:02:05.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:02:05.000 It's like sweet.
00:02:06.000 Very smart.
00:02:07.000 Did you see that one in Vegas that they captured on camera?
00:02:10.000 Like, the dashboard cam of a police car caught this thing streaking through the sky, and then this family said that it landed in their backyard, and that these tall creatures got out of it, and they saw the tall creatures. 0.97
00:02:23.000 But then when George Knapp was going to interview them, like, I think it was on two separate occasions, they just fucking wouldn't answer the door. 0.96
00:02:32.000 Oh, really? 0.94
00:02:33.000 Yeah, but I think also...
00:02:35.000 I mean, they might have made the whole story up, right?
00:02:38.000 That's most likely.
00:02:39.000 But also, imagine how freaked out you'd be if all of a sudden the whole world wanted to talk to you because of a UFO in your backyard.
00:02:47.000 And I don't know if they're legal.
00:02:50.000 I believe they spoke Spanish.
00:02:52.000 See if you can find that story.
00:02:54.000 Because at the beginning, I was like, whoa.
00:02:56.000 And then I was like, what?
00:02:58.000 It's one of those things that you want it to be true.
00:03:01.000 So you start going, whoa, what is going on with this story?
00:03:05.000 And then the more you read into it, the more you're like, hmm.
00:03:08.000 Yeah.
00:03:08.000 That's all those stories, right?
00:03:09.000 Every one of them.
00:03:10.000 Yeah.
00:03:11.000 It's never like, oh, we filmed it on the new iPhone.
00:03:13.000 Look how crisp it is.
00:03:17.000 The only ones that I ever really make me pause are the ones from the military guys. 0.98
00:03:22.000 And the ones from the military guys, the more I think about it, the more I think that is some absolute top secret shit that the United States government has developed. 0.74
00:03:33.000 I think they have some super high tech drone technology that... 0.88
00:03:38.000 Operates on some very sophisticated propulsion system that we're not aware of.
00:03:43.000 Or different countries, you know.
00:03:45.000 I think it's America.
00:03:46.000 You think it is?
00:03:47.000 The reason why I think it's America is because these things always happen where military bases are.
00:03:51.000 Like one of them happened off the coast of the Nimitz in San Diego.
00:03:54.000 You know, San Diego's where all the SEALs are.
00:03:56.000 That's where a bunch of military base...
00:03:59.000 There's like a bunch of exercises that go on in the sea outside of San Diego.
00:04:04.000 So that makes sense.
00:04:05.000 And they were doing fighter jet...
00:04:07.000 Testing and training out there.
00:04:09.000 That's how they saw this thing.
00:04:11.000 So that kind of makes sense to me and then the other ones are in the East Coast again in the same kind of airspace where these guys practice all the time and I had this one guy on Ryan Graves and he said that when they upgraded their the equipment on their jets in 2014 I believe that's when they started seeing all these things. 0.88
00:04:30.000 That's when they're like what the fuck is going on now?
00:04:34.000 Is that an accident?
00:04:35.000 Like, if they wanted to find out, you know, like whether or not these things were, you could detect them, you know, whether or not we could employ them or deploy them rather without anybody knowing, wouldn't you test them with your own guys?
00:04:47.000 Like, I would.
00:04:48.000 You know, say, hey, here's the rules.
00:04:50.000 Don't shoot at those things. 1.00
00:04:51.000 If you see them, we don't know what the fuck they are. 1.00
00:04:53.000 But they probably do know what the fuck they are. 1.00
00:04:56.000 But also real aliens. 0.99
00:04:58.000 I leave everything on the table.
00:05:01.000 I think if you had a pie, the UFO pie, right? 1.00
00:05:06.000 Most of its bullshit like a good 70 65 percent is bullshit I Got a real alien problem. 1.00
00:05:19.000 I got a UFO on the desk. 1.00
00:05:21.000 We had a fucking alien head on the wall. 1.00
00:05:24.000 Yeah But I'm also realist in at least in some ways and I look at it I go okay Most of it's just bullshit and then misunderstandings. 0.99
00:05:34.000 So what's misunderstandings? 0.76
00:05:36.000 How many of them are shooting stars, which happen all the time?
00:05:39.000 I saw one the other day.
00:05:40.000 It was dope.
00:05:40.000 Just the light, the sky just shot up and then it dies off.
00:05:44.000 I was like, ooh, it's pretty. 0.98
00:05:46.000 How many of them are just fighter jets, shit like that? 0.99
00:05:51.000 Have you ever seen like a stealth bomber? 0.99
00:05:53.000 Have you ever seen one of those?
00:05:54.000 Yeah.
00:05:54.000 In the sky?
00:05:55.000 Not in the sky.
00:05:56.000 I mean, at an air museum.
00:05:57.000 We were filming Fear Factor in 2001, and it was right after 9-11.
00:06:02.000 So we were out in...
00:06:06.000 No, no. 0.99
00:06:08.000 What's the fucking city we were at? 1.00
00:06:10.000 We would go there all the time. 1.00
00:06:11.000 Palmdale.
00:06:12.000 So Palmdale's like way out there.
00:06:14.000 Law crack.
00:06:16.000 It was a sketchy area.
00:06:18.000 But also these big open roads that we could close down.
00:06:22.000 And so we would do these stunts with like giant semi-trucks barreling down the road.
00:06:26.000 And these people had to climb on the outside of the truck. 0.99
00:06:29.000 Shit like that. 0.99
00:06:30.000 And so we were out there and we saw this thing just flying through the air like a fucking something out of Star Wars. 1.00
00:06:37.000 Everybody stopped. 0.95
00:06:39.000 We were like, whoa!
00:06:41.000 It's a stealth bomber just flying through the sky. 0.92
00:06:44.000 They look so sick.
00:06:46.000 They look like they're not of this world. 0.97
00:06:49.000 You're talking about the Blackbird, right?
00:06:50.000 Is that what it's called, Blackbird?
00:06:51.000 I think there's more than one of them, right? 1.00
00:06:54.000 The sexy one that's like all black and it looks like it has muscles and shit. 1.00
00:06:57.000 It was sexy. 1.00
00:06:57.000 It was very sexy. 1.00
00:06:58.000 It was very black. 0.99
00:06:59.000 It was very spaceship looking.
00:07:03.000 See if you get a video of that thing.
00:07:05.000 Is there more than one?
00:07:06.000 Well, there's a couple different stealthers.
00:07:07.000 The B2 stealth, which is probably the big one you're talking about, on the screen.
00:07:12.000 Yeah, that's exactly what it looked like.
00:07:15.000 That's the new one.
00:07:15.000 That's exactly what it looked like.
00:07:16.000 When I saw that thing, I was like, oh my god.
00:07:19.000 There's a couple other ones.
00:07:20.000 If you didn't know, come on, man.
00:07:23.000 And you saw that thing flying through the sky.
00:07:24.000 Give me one of those images, like that image right there to the right of your cursor right there.
00:07:28.000 Yeah, click on that.
00:07:29.000 If you just saw that, you'd be like, oh my god, we're getting invaded for sure.
00:07:34.000 Especially at night.
00:07:35.000 Can you imagine?
00:07:36.000 Is there a video of that at night?
00:07:37.000 I bet that looks like a UFO. I bet you can't see it at night.
00:07:40.000 Like, you know, the whole idea is that it evades radar.
00:07:43.000 How does that even work?
00:07:45.000 Oh, here's one.
00:07:46.000 Oh, this is...
00:07:47.000 That's from the ground.
00:07:49.000 It looks like a plane.
00:07:50.000 It does look a little bit like a plane.
00:07:53.000 But those three lights, don't people always say they see three lights in the sky?
00:07:57.000 How many of them are this thing? 0.86
00:07:59.000 Probably a shit ton. 0.59
00:08:01.000 You know? 0.89
00:08:02.000 I mean, everybody always talks about a triangle-shaped craft, right?
00:08:05.000 Well, there it is. 0.99
00:08:07.000 Fucking there it is. 0.99
00:08:08.000 The ones that they spotted over Phoenix. 0.98
00:08:10.000 Remember they had the Phoenix lights?
00:08:14.000 And they always say, oh, it was going slow.
00:08:16.000 And then out of nowhere, it just jet out of nowhere, super fast.
00:08:18.000 Yeah, that's another one.
00:08:19.000 Ooh, that's a nice...
00:08:20.000 Yeah.
00:08:21.000 But you think about it, if it has three lights under it, and it's flying through the air, and it's that high, all it'd have to do is turn those three lights off.
00:08:30.000 And you'd be like, oh my god, it disappeared.
00:08:31.000 Yeah.
00:08:32.000 You know?
00:08:33.000 You wouldn't even, you'd have no idea what's going on.
00:08:35.000 So now on the ground like that, that looks like a jet.
00:08:38.000 Like a super dope jet.
00:08:39.000 What's the other one?
00:08:40.000 I think we have a drone.
00:08:42.000 I think I was looking into one that's like not officially, I think it's like the SR-72 hasn't been officially announced.
00:08:47.000 What's that one on the far left?
00:08:49.000 The white one?
00:08:50.000 Yeah, that looks like a spaceship.
00:08:52.000 Look at that thing. 0.92
00:08:54.000 Wow, that looks cool. 1.00
00:08:55.000 Fuck yeah, that looks cool. 0.98
00:08:57.000 I mean, if you were, you know, like when I was in high school in the 1980s, he told me, like, what are jets going to look like in 2003? 0.99
00:09:05.000 I'm like, oh, like that.
00:09:06.000 Or 2023. I'd be like, that.
00:09:09.000 That kind of shit. 1.00
00:09:09.000 Yeah, that's an unmanned aircraft. 1.00
00:09:11.000 That's 10 years ago.
00:09:12.000 Whoa.
00:09:13.000 Yeah.
00:09:13.000 Yeah, see, so 10 years ago.
00:09:15.000 So this thing off the coast, the Nimitz, this is 2004. So that's almost 20 years ago.
00:09:21.000 That's the only thing that gives me pause.
00:09:23.000 I was like, did they really have that kind of technology 20 years ago?
00:09:26.000 Where something could jet off into the sky and go from 50,000 feet above sea level to zero in a second?
00:09:33.000 Did they have that back then?
00:09:34.000 Maybe.
00:09:35.000 You know, maybe they had that, but just they didn't have any way to use it, and so they just hold on to it?
00:09:43.000 I mean, like, what would you use that for?
00:09:46.000 Like if they did have it, here's the thing, if they had something like that, like the Tic Tac, have you seen the Tic Tac one?
00:09:52.000 That's the videos that gives, that's the one that's the most legit because it's two separate jets, multiple eyeballs on this thing, video evidence of this thing, radar data.
00:10:03.000 Check this thing out.
00:10:04.000 This is a Chinese drone, and it says it moves with bursts of compressed air to maneuver.
00:10:13.000 This testbed drone can influence its upcoming 6th generation fighter design.
00:10:17.000 A new drone features active flow technology, which uses bursts of high pressure air from actuators embedded in the aircraft's body for maneuvering instead of traditional moving control surfaces such as, I don't know how to say that, Ailerons?
00:10:32.000 Rudders and elevators.
00:10:35.000 Wow.
00:10:36.000 So it uses compressed air to flutter and maneuver. 0.96
00:10:40.000 But what does that thing do if winds are fucked up? 0.92
00:10:43.000 Can it push against the winds? 0.96
00:10:45.000 Like how's that air work?
00:10:46.000 Probably falls apart.
00:10:47.000 It's made in China.
00:10:50.000 Bro, they made your phone.
00:10:51.000 They make great stuff, too.
00:10:53.000 I'm just kidding.
00:10:54.000 But that's the funny thing, right?
00:10:55.000 We think made in China's cheap. 1.00
00:10:57.000 Bitch, made in China's everything. 1.00
00:10:58.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:10:59.000 We can't make a single phone over here. 0.99
00:11:01.000 That is the dumbest thing of all time. 0.99
00:11:03.000 Isn't that crazy? 1.00
00:11:03.000 They tried, right? 1.00
00:11:05.000 Not hard.
00:11:07.000 If China could do it.
00:11:09.000 Right.
00:11:09.000 You know, we've talked about this before, but if they made a phone in America and you didn't have to feel terrible about people Working in the cobalt mines to get the cobalt out of the ground.
00:11:20.000 And if you didn't have to feel terrible about people working 16 hours a day, sleeping in cots, jumping off the roof, manufacturing it, you'd be happy to pay a little more.
00:11:31.000 Okay, unlike traditional AFC, which uses high-pressure air to maneuver an aircraft, plasma AFC works by using a thin membrane in front of a flying wing aircraft, which ionizes air molecules.
00:11:45.000 The ionized air molecules generate a plasma shower that accelerates the airflow, which can keep the craft from stalling if it goes down a particular airspeed.
00:11:56.000 For example, China's plasma AFC is claimed to prevent stalls even if the aircraft's speed drops to unusually low 108 kilometers per hour.
00:12:05.000 Isn't that funny?
00:12:06.000 That's low.
00:12:07.000 But that's like, what is that?
00:12:08.000 108 is like 65 something, like 70. Like what's a 200 miles an hour, or 200 kilometers is like 60 miles an hour, right?
00:12:19.000 Because I know that from cars.
00:12:21.000 You know, like you see, like in... 0.98
00:12:24.000 We were supposed to adopt the metric system when I was in fucking grammar school, bro. 0.98
00:12:28.000 Yeah. 0.97
00:12:29.000 We were supposed to get on board with soccer, and we were supposed to get on board with the metric system.
00:12:34.000 And Celsius, right?
00:12:35.000 Yep, yep.
00:12:35.000 That's part of it.
00:12:37.000 Ours is so goofy. 1.00
00:12:38.000 So stupid. 1.00
00:12:39.000 Ours is second only to England. 1.00
00:12:42.000 England still uses stone for people. 1.00
00:12:44.000 He weighs 16 stone!
00:12:49.000 What's that even?
00:12:50.000 I think it's 13 pounds?
00:12:52.000 Is that what a stone is?
00:12:54.000 Something like that.
00:12:54.000 I think 13 point something.
00:12:56.000 We googled it once, like, what the root of that was. 0.98
00:12:58.000 Like, they had just made a measurement in the fucking... 0.97
00:13:01.000 14. 14 pounds? 0.99
00:13:03.000 Yeah.
00:13:04.000 So that's, like, from back in the, you know, probably the barbarian days.
00:13:09.000 Mm-hmm.
00:13:09.000 This stone will be how we measure food and gold.
00:13:13.000 Mm-hmm.
00:13:13.000 You know, and however many of them, you know...
00:13:16.000 We have three stone.
00:13:17.000 It's just, like, it's so medieval.
00:13:21.000 Stone.
00:13:22.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:13:23.000 That's ridiculous. 0.96
00:13:24.000 Yeah, it's weird. 0.99
00:13:25.000 But it's weird that we're not all on board with one measurement and we fucked it up.
00:13:29.000 Like, we easily could have gave up on inches. 0.99
00:13:32.000 What are we, like, fucking... 0.99
00:13:33.000 Are we really committed to inches? 0.99
00:13:37.000 What?
00:13:38.000 Are we really committed to yards?
00:13:39.000 Are yards important to you?
00:13:41.000 Why isn't it meters?
00:13:42.000 The whole world's meters.
00:13:44.000 At least we're all going to USBC now, right?
00:13:46.000 That's the one thing, that and straws.
00:13:49.000 But they had to get threatened by Europe to go to USBC. Apple loves their walled garden.
00:13:55.000 Ooh, they're so good at it.
00:13:56.000 They're the best at it.
00:13:58.000 They really are.
00:13:58.000 That company is amazing what it's done.
00:14:01.000 Because it's taking something that everyone has, a cell phone, and making it so if you have theirs, it's significantly better.
00:14:11.000 You can send each other videos.
00:14:13.000 You can do the FaceTime.
00:14:15.000 It's native to the phone.
00:14:17.000 You don't have to download anything.
00:14:18.000 It works on everybody's phone now.
00:14:20.000 It even works on an Android phone.
00:14:22.000 You can AirDrop. 0.95
00:14:24.000 And then if you get a new phone, all of your shit just transfers over instantly. 0.84
00:14:29.000 And if you, like, are a comic and you have your notes on your phone, like, oh, it's so sweet. 0.93
00:14:35.000 You're just like, oh my god, I lost my phone, I lost all my notes.
00:14:37.000 No, I didn't.
00:14:38.000 Log on, bang, new phone, bang, there's your notes.
00:14:42.000 You know, they're just so good.
00:14:43.000 And I know Android has a lot of those features.
00:14:46.000 I know it does.
00:14:47.000 Usually before.
00:14:47.000 Don't get mad.
00:14:48.000 Yeah, they're better than ever at innovation.
00:14:51.000 They're the first to make foldables.
00:14:53.000 They have legit foldables.
00:14:55.000 You were showing me yours the other day.
00:14:56.000 Yeah, the Pixel.
00:14:57.000 Dude, that is sweet. 0.99
00:14:58.000 That is fucking sweet. 0.99
00:14:59.000 Apple needs to jump on that. 0.99
00:15:01.000 You know they will.
00:15:01.000 In like two years, they'll have a foldable, I bet.
00:15:04.000 They'll be way behind the curve.
00:15:06.000 Yeah, but they won't have the crease, I bet.
00:15:08.000 That's the big thing.
00:15:08.000 I gotta tell you, it bummed me out when I found out that Samsung was faking those moon pictures.
00:15:12.000 Yeah.
00:15:13.000 It really bummed me out.
00:15:14.000 Yeah, because you actually told me about it, or you sent me one, and you were like, oh, and that made me buy the Galaxy S21 or whatever it was at the time.
00:15:22.000 I was like, I have to get this.
00:15:25.000 And it's still, you know, yeah, it's still fine, I guess.
00:15:28.000 The camera's incredible.
00:15:29.000 The camera's amazing.
00:15:30.000 It's a very, very, very good camera, but so is the iPhone camera.
00:15:33.000 The only thing that the Samsung camera legitimately does do is it zooms in way better.
00:15:38.000 They can zoom in from, like, it's crazy zoom.
00:15:42.000 I know it's electronic.
00:15:43.000 It's, like, optical up to a certain extent.
00:15:45.000 Five, I think.
00:15:46.000 Yeah, and then it goes...
00:15:47.000 What does Apple's do?
00:15:48.000 Apple's is five, and it zooms in.
00:15:50.000 But the megapixels are bigger on the Galaxy S23 and stuff like that, Ultras.
00:15:56.000 Right.
00:15:56.000 But, I mean, how...
00:15:58.000 Where are you looking at your phone, your pictures for the most part?
00:16:01.000 You're looking at them on your phone.
00:16:02.000 On your phone, right.
00:16:02.000 So how much of a difference does that make?
00:16:04.000 It's not that big of a difference.
00:16:05.000 It's the quality of the lens and stuff.
00:16:07.000 Like the new iPhone, it's like 48 megapixels, but their new zoom is this new zoom lens.
00:16:13.000 It's five optical now.
00:16:15.000 But so many of the tests show the quality of the Galaxy S23 Ultra.
00:16:21.000 It's almost exactly the same.
00:16:23.000 It's twice the megapixels.
00:16:24.000 Megapixels doesn't really matter anymore.
00:16:26.000 It's actually the detail up to a certain point of megapixels.
00:16:29.000 But doesn't megapixels matter, say, if you want...
00:16:32.000 Sony has one of the most interesting phones.
00:16:36.000 Because Sony is out there wilding.
00:16:38.000 And what Sony's done is they said, look, no one's buying this. 0.99
00:16:42.000 But we're just gonna make a phone with the craziest fucking camera we can put on it with the most professional features. 0.98
00:16:47.000 Like, a guy like you or Jamie. 0.99
00:16:50.000 Jamie really knows how to work a camera.
00:16:52.000 You know, like, and a lot of people that are, like, legit photographers, they love that Sony phone because you can, you go into it, it's like a computer.
00:17:00.000 There's so many features, so many options.
00:17:02.000 What is it called?
00:17:03.000 Oh, the new one.
00:17:04.000 It has, like, the same kind of setup as, like, their, like, professional camera lens, like the menus and stuff, like the...
00:17:11.000 Yeah, MKBHD. He went over it.
00:17:14.000 And he was just talking about, like, who's this phone for?
00:17:17.000 Because the camera's incredible.
00:17:20.000 It does so many things.
00:17:22.000 It's for someone who really understands settings, and you really want to go.
00:17:26.000 And you can make movies with that, man.
00:17:28.000 Like, legit movies with that phone.
00:17:29.000 What's funny, though, is that's just software for the most part.
00:17:32.000 And you could actually download programs on your iPhone and do exactly the same stuff.
00:17:37.000 Oh, really?
00:17:37.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:17:38.000 Oh, so it's not the quality of the cameras?
00:17:41.000 I mean, the lens is great and stuff, but I would really like to see it versus the new iPhone, and I bet the iPhone's probably better.
00:17:47.000 Interesting.
00:17:47.000 So if you used a similar program...
00:17:50.000 Yeah.
00:17:50.000 It's like a camera raw.
00:17:52.000 I forget the name of the...
00:17:53.000 Do you use one of those, Jamie?
00:17:54.000 Do you ever use one of them cameras?
00:17:56.000 Nah, if I'm taking a photo like that, I wouldn't use my iPhone.
00:17:58.000 The iPhone's just like, when I'm at the concert, I just try to take the best thing I can real quick.
00:18:02.000 Yeah.
00:18:03.000 The correct answer for that is the best camera is always the one you have on you, not the one you can go buy or whatever.
00:18:07.000 What is the most useless film footage of all time that people never watch?
00:18:13.000 Fireworks.
00:18:14.000 Thank you.
00:18:14.000 That's what I was going to say.
00:18:15.000 Unless it's just a journaling thing, but unless it's like a self-journal.
00:18:19.000 I was here on Fourth of July, these people were with me, that was a song playing, blah, blah, blah.
00:18:22.000 Yeah, no, that's kind of cool.
00:18:23.000 Other than that, you're never going to watch them. 0.99
00:18:26.000 Get the fuck out of here. 0.89
00:18:27.000 You can buy legit fireworks in Texas. 0.99
00:18:31.000 And my poor boy Marshall.
00:18:34.000 Marshall, who's the sweetest.
00:18:35.000 He is so scared of lightning and so scared of...
00:18:39.000 Thunder.
00:18:40.000 Fireworks, rather.
00:18:41.000 He won't sit still.
00:18:44.000 We try to just watch TV with him, and he's just jumping up on the couch with you, jumping on the ground.
00:18:48.000 Like, dude, settle.
00:18:50.000 It's okay, buddy.
00:18:51.000 Panting.
00:18:51.000 I thought that if he sat next to me and I pet him, he would be cool, but nope.
00:18:55.000 He was like, I gotta get out of here!
00:18:56.000 We're getting bombed!
00:18:57.000 Yeah.
00:18:58.000 Firework.
00:18:59.000 And he wasn't like that before.
00:19:00.000 I don't know what set it off.
00:19:02.000 Moving to Texas set it off.
00:19:04.000 Well, I think it's because people are doing them on my block.
00:19:07.000 Yeah.
00:19:07.000 And we don't have lightning, really, in LA. Right.
00:19:11.000 Bro, we get some lightning out here.
00:19:13.000 It's different, right?
00:19:13.000 It's not regular lightning.
00:19:15.000 It's kind of like war lightning or something.
00:19:17.000 It's scary.
00:19:18.000 It's real.
00:19:19.000 It's real. 1.00
00:19:20.000 It's the shit that the people had to face in the covered wagons when they're trying to make their way across here. 1.00
00:19:24.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:19:25.000 Terrifying.
00:19:26.000 A lightning hit right across from my house.
00:19:29.000 It was like I saw the bolt through the sky, the sky lit up, and instantly you heard BOOM! And I was like, whoa, it's right there.
00:19:43.000 I sent you the photo down the street from my house, and the whole house blew up from this thing of lightning.
00:19:49.000 Oh, that's right.
00:19:51.000 You know who almost got hit?
00:19:53.000 Forrest Galante.
00:19:55.000 I figured you knew.
00:19:55.000 Yeah, I saw the video.
00:19:57.000 He was in a river and he all- I'm like, a foot away from him?
00:20:01.000 Two feet away from him?
00:20:03.000 I mean, he would've been dead. 1.00
00:20:04.000 And this fucking dude goes, do you know who he is? 1.00
00:20:07.000 He's a wildlife biologist. 1.00
00:20:09.000 Look at that.
00:20:09.000 Right behind him.
00:20:10.000 Show that again.
00:20:12.000 Is there sound to this?
00:20:14.000 So he's out there in the water.
00:20:24.000 Nothing?
00:20:25.000 I don't know.
00:20:25.000 Can you get no sound?
00:20:31.000 I'm waiting.
00:20:31.000 Yeah, I don't know.
00:20:32.000 You can edit it.
00:20:33.000 There it is.
00:20:33.000 Boom.
00:20:34.000 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:20:35.000 So where did it hit? 1.00
00:20:37.000 I think behind him?
00:20:38.000 He made a longer video about it, and this says...
00:20:40.000 It says I got hit by lightning.
00:20:42.000 He says he felt it.
00:20:43.000 Well, of course he felt it.
00:20:44.000 It's probably right next to him.
00:20:46.000 It's in the water.
00:20:47.000 Oh yeah, that's right.
00:20:48.000 It's in the water.
00:20:50.000 Does the water conduct the electricity?
00:20:53.000 I mean, there has to be a certain...
00:20:55.000 Yeah, it has to dilute it a little.
00:20:56.000 I remember growing up, they're like, don't take a shower when it's...
00:20:58.000 Yeah.
00:20:59.000 Or get on the phone for whatever reason, but I guess it could go through the power line.
00:21:02.000 Well, obviously, when people kill people, they throw a toaster in the bathtub, right?
00:21:05.000 Right.
00:21:05.000 That was the thing that people would do.
00:21:07.000 Or kill themselves.
00:21:08.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:21:09.000 What a fucked up way to die. 1.00
00:21:10.000 Can you imagine? 1.00
00:21:10.000 Throw a toaster in a bathtub? 1.00
00:21:13.000 But I wonder, like, it's got to be, at a certain point, it doesn't work anymore, right?
00:21:18.000 Otherwise, it would kill everything in the river.
00:21:20.000 Yeah.
00:21:20.000 Yeah, it'd kill the whole ocean.
00:21:21.000 Right.
00:21:22.000 So it has to be like a distance where it doesn't do that anymore.
00:21:27.000 Yeah.
00:21:27.000 I don't have sound.
00:21:30.000 You don't have sound?
00:21:31.000 The computer, I don't have sound on it for some reason.
00:21:33.000 Oh, you want to reboot?
00:21:34.000 Let me just figure it out for one second.
00:21:36.000 Okay.
00:21:36.000 If you have to reboot, just let us know.
00:21:38.000 Yeah, that's a fucked up way to go. 0.95
00:21:40.000 My friend Remy got hit by lightning when he was a kid. 0.99
00:21:42.000 Really? 0.90
00:21:43.000 It fucked him up, he said. 0.83
00:21:44.000 Yeah, I think it fucked up his hearing for a long time. 0.88
00:21:47.000 And, you know, he woke up outside and realized what had happened.
00:21:52.000 It's always weird when people get hit by lightning multiple times.
00:21:55.000 It's like, how is that possible?
00:21:56.000 I wonder what that is.
00:21:57.000 Do you think some people are just like, there's something about them? 0.99
00:22:00.000 Or God's like, get the fuck out of here? 1.00
00:22:02.000 Or they're just idiots. 1.00
00:22:03.000 They're always like out in rainstorms holding like umbrellas. 1.00
00:22:06.000 But there was one dude, I think he had a record.
00:22:08.000 He got electrocuted by, he got hit by lightning like six or seven times.
00:22:12.000 Like something bonkers.
00:22:13.000 Yeah.
00:22:14.000 Within like a week, there's some people that get hit.
00:22:17.000 You must be thinking God's trying to get rid of you.
00:22:19.000 Yeah.
00:22:20.000 Probably.
00:22:21.000 That's a crazy way to die.
00:22:23.000 A bolt of electricity comes out of the heavens. 0.99
00:22:27.000 Like back in the day, imagine being like back in the Roman days and not knowing what the fuck's going on. 0.97
00:22:32.000 And you see someone get hit by lightning. 0.99
00:22:35.000 Because they had swords and shit. 0.99
00:22:36.000 I hereby take this land. 1.00
00:22:39.000 Bitch ain't taking shit. 1.00
00:22:41.000 And that's how He-Man became. 1.00
00:22:42.000 Yeah.
00:22:43.000 They probably thought back then that the gods were angry at that person.
00:22:47.000 I mean, how many guys like were holding up a sword and they got hit by lightning?
00:22:49.000 Right.
00:22:50.000 I'm sure a lot.
00:22:51.000 Probably like thousands.
00:22:53.000 They're always on mountains, you know?
00:22:56.000 What a way to go.
00:22:59.000 No wonder why they had like God of Thunder, you know?
00:23:03.000 They thought like the gods made decisions to take someone out. 1.00
00:23:06.000 What a fucked up God that would be. 1.00
00:23:07.000 If that really was what was going on, God was like, use this fucking guy! 1.00
00:23:13.000 It just blows you up. 1.00
00:23:15.000 Do you see that kid that got electrocuted?
00:23:18.000 There were three kids sitting on a train track and one of them leans back and he hit the third rail.
00:23:25.000 Oh my god.
00:23:26.000 And then his girlfriend looked over and he sees him going like this and grabs him and she gets electrocuted.
00:23:31.000 Oh my god.
00:23:32.000 Did they all die?
00:23:33.000 Last I heard they both went to the hospital so I don't know.
00:23:37.000 But the video is disturbing because the kid just kind of lays back.
00:23:41.000 I don't even want to see that, man.
00:23:42.000 It's a haunting video, for sure.
00:23:44.000 You can't unsee that.
00:23:45.000 Any of those electricity videos, like the people with the power line guys, those videos?
00:23:53.000 It happened to a kid at a college campus recently in Ohio, I think.
00:23:56.000 He climbed a power pole.
00:23:58.000 I'm surprised it doesn't happen more.
00:24:00.000 I don't think he died, though.
00:24:01.000 There was one where I was watching a guy, it was some other country, they're speaking different languages, climbing up, trying to fix something on a power line, and then he got zapped, and he just fell.
00:24:09.000 Just fell backwards like 50 feet, and you're watching him fall. 0.90
00:24:14.000 Fucked up way to go. 0.93
00:24:15.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:24:16.000 Working on power, like electricians, boy, you better know what the fuck you're doing. 0.98
00:24:22.000 That's why building regulations are so goddamn important when people are like, you know, we need less regulation. 0.98
00:24:28.000 No, you don't.
00:24:30.000 No, you need building regulation, dude.
00:24:33.000 Have you ever had a problem where builders built something in your house squirrely?
00:24:36.000 Oh, yeah.
00:24:36.000 Yeah.
00:24:37.000 It's real.
00:24:38.000 There's some squirrely dudes out there.
00:24:40.000 They don't pay attention to the regs.
00:24:42.000 They don't look at how they're making things and whether or not they're doing it correctly or doing it in a dangerous way. 0.98
00:24:49.000 People are goofy. 0.95
00:24:52.000 Jesus. 0.99
00:24:52.000 There we go. 0.99
00:24:53.000 Now we got sound.
00:24:54.000 You can start playing your Mariah Carey song.
00:24:58.000 Jimmy's playlist gets revealed.
00:25:01.000 It's all Taylor Swift.
00:25:04.000 Deftones song on purpose.
00:25:06.000 Deftones.
00:25:10.000 I forgot about Deftones.
00:25:12.000 Oh yeah.
00:25:13.000 Did you go to ACL this weekend?
00:25:15.000 No, no I didn't.
00:25:16.000 It's too cuckoo.
00:25:17.000 Too cuckoo for me.
00:25:18.000 But I've been seeing a lot of concerts lately. 0.98
00:25:20.000 Man, Austin is such a great fucking place in terms of how many artists roll through here. 0.99
00:25:25.000 I used to think, like, God, if you lived there, fucking you'd have to go somewhere to see everything. 0.99
00:25:32.000 No, everything comes here. 0.99
00:25:33.000 Everything comes here. 0.99
00:25:34.000 Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle, every fucking band, Roger Waters. 0.98
00:25:38.000 We've seen so many concerts here. 0.99
00:25:40.000 It's been incredible.
00:25:42.000 It's been incredible.
00:25:43.000 Zac Bryan.
00:25:43.000 So many concerts.
00:25:45.000 So much going on here.
00:25:46.000 Jelly Roll was here the other day.
00:25:47.000 Oh, yeah.
00:25:48.000 Jelly Roll's a cool guy.
00:25:49.000 He's the best.
00:25:49.000 What a nice guy, huh?
00:25:50.000 I love him.
00:25:52.000 He's so sweet to everybody.
00:25:53.000 He's just all hugs and love.
00:25:55.000 The moment I met him, you know, they told me that Jelly Roll was coming up to see Ron White, and I happened to be at the club.
00:26:00.000 I wasn't even working that night.
00:26:01.000 I was being like a manager.
00:26:02.000 It was like when the club was just sort of making sure everything was cool.
00:26:06.000 And I went to say hi to Ron, and they said, Jelly Roll's here.
00:26:09.000 And I'm like, oh man, I'm gonna go meet him.
00:26:11.000 And when you ever meet someone famous, you're like, you know, I hope he's cool.
00:26:15.000 He's like, my man!
00:26:17.000 He gives me this big hug.
00:26:18.000 I'm like, oh, you're just how I thought you would be.
00:26:21.000 That's how I was with Post Malone.
00:26:23.000 I had actually said out loud to my girlfriend months before I met him, I was like, that's one of the top five guys I want to meet in person, just hang with. 0.99
00:26:31.000 Cut to months later, me and him are at Mitzi's, and we're having a dick-off drawing the best dicks. 0.99
00:26:38.000 He was great at it. 0.99
00:26:40.000 He beat me.
00:26:42.000 He's so cool.
00:26:44.000 He's exactly how you would hope he is.
00:26:46.000 He's so cool.
00:26:47.000 He's such a kind person.
00:26:48.000 He's so nice, and he's so talented, and he's so fun.
00:26:52.000 And when I told him we did the podcast, I'm like, you want to go see Kill Tony?
00:26:55.000 And he's like, yeah.
00:26:56.000 I go, you want to go on stage?
00:26:57.000 Let's do this.
00:26:57.000 He's like, how do I do this?
00:26:58.000 I go, fuck. 1.00
00:26:59.000 Come on, man. 1.00
00:27:00.000 Let's go. 1.00
00:27:00.000 Let's fucking do it. 1.00
00:27:01.000 He's like, all right, let's fucking do it. 1.00
00:27:02.000 And he just hops up there for Kill Tony. 0.99
00:27:04.000 He had no idea what Kill Tony was.
00:27:06.000 And he stayed.
00:27:06.000 And he was great.
00:27:07.000 I thought he was going to be in and out like 10 minutes.
00:27:09.000 He stayed the whole time.
00:27:10.000 He was great.
00:27:11.000 He was amazing.
00:27:12.000 And he was supportive of people.
00:27:14.000 And that dude who sang opera.
00:27:15.000 Yeah.
00:27:16.000 How good was that guy?
00:27:17.000 That was incredible.
00:27:19.000 Like, bro, bail on the jokes or work that into your act somehow.
00:27:22.000 Yeah.
00:27:23.000 Like, a guy like that with great jo- and he did have some great jokes.
00:27:26.000 Oh yeah, he's funny. 0.97
00:27:27.000 That fucking opening one minute that he had was solid. 0.98
00:27:30.000 That's when they put him up against Hans. 0.99
00:27:31.000 They were gonna have like a joke off.
00:27:33.000 And apparently Hans smoked him.
00:27:34.000 Yeah.
00:27:35.000 And I was like, I hope that guy didn't just burn out his best material in that one minute.
00:27:39.000 Probably did.
00:27:39.000 Yeah.
00:27:40.000 Because it was a solid bit.
00:27:41.000 Yeah.
00:27:41.000 I don't want to give it away, but it's a solid premise.
00:27:44.000 Good bit.
00:27:44.000 And I was thinking, like, if that guy hit punchlines and then sang...
00:27:50.000 Oh my god!
00:27:52.000 You know, like, work it into the punchlines?
00:27:54.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:27:54.000 Like, you know, like saying, I used to be an opera singer, and sometimes people are so fucking stupid, I just want to sing at them. 1.00
00:28:02.000 You know what I mean? 1.00
00:28:02.000 Like, he could have a thing where, because his voice is insane. 1.00
00:28:06.000 Like, when he did that, like, you know when someone has a hidden skill like that, you're like, what?
00:28:09.000 You can play guitar? 0.99
00:28:10.000 And you see them fucking... 1.00
00:28:12.000 Whoa! 1.00
00:28:13.000 I never thought that.
00:28:14.000 Like, that guy, like, who expected that to come out of that guy?
00:28:18.000 Mm-hmm.
00:28:19.000 You know, you expect a comic.
00:28:21.000 He's a comic. 1.00
00:28:21.000 He's probably fucked off most of his life. 1.00
00:28:24.000 Probably had a problem with drugs. 1.00
00:28:25.000 Maybe he's got a few DUIs.
00:28:27.000 Maybe he was in trouble with the law.
00:28:29.000 You know, maybe he sold drugs when he was younger or something.
00:28:32.000 There's always, like, something kooky with comics.
00:28:34.000 But you see someone who's a... 1.00
00:28:36.000 No, I'm a trained opera singer.
00:28:38.000 Yeah.
00:28:39.000 But again, that would be how you would rebel.
00:28:42.000 If you're singing the classics all the time, like, oh my god, I want to just talk about farts.
00:28:51.000 You know?
00:28:52.000 You get to this point where you're just like, I mean, if you live rigidly, That was always a thing in high school.
00:29:04.000 When I was in high school, there was girls that went to this all-girl Catholic school high school.
00:29:10.000 And those are the wildest girls.
00:29:12.000 Everybody knew it.
00:29:13.000 It was like an open discussion. 0.97
00:29:15.000 Like, dude, these Catholic girls are wild. 1.00
00:29:17.000 Because they were just kept from boys and told, like, stay away from boys.
00:29:21.000 And they were never around boys during the day.
00:29:23.000 Because all day it was just girls, girls, girls. 0.63
00:29:25.000 And all they did was talk about boys.
00:29:27.000 And when those girls would go to parties and meet guys, they were aggressive. 1.00
00:29:31.000 They wanted to hook up with guys.
00:29:33.000 It was different. 1.00
00:29:35.000 And other girls were like, these fucking Catholic school girl sluts. 1.00
00:29:39.000 Isn't it crazy? 1.00
00:29:42.000 That's one of those religions where they put the fucking brakes on you. 1.00
00:29:45.000 They tell you, you're a sinner. 1.00
00:29:47.000 You can go to hell for this. 1.00
00:29:49.000 Don't fuck around. 1.00
00:29:52.000 I found a song from 1970 that's a Jesus song, a pro-Jesus song, and it fucking jams, dude. 1.00
00:30:01.000 It's pretty interesting. 0.92
00:30:02.000 I'm gonna send this to you, Jamie.
00:30:05.000 Pro-Jesus song.
00:30:09.000 Yeah.
00:30:09.000 I'll tell you the guy as soon as I pull it up.
00:30:11.000 Hold on a second.
00:30:12.000 My playlist is so long.
00:30:13.000 I keep saying I'm going to publish this on Spotify, and I swear to God I will.
00:30:17.000 Publish your playlist?
00:30:18.000 Yeah, the Green Room playlist.
00:30:20.000 All right, let me share this with Jeremy.
00:30:23.000 By the way, listen to Post Malone's cover of Nirvana.
00:30:26.000 He just played a bunch of Nirvana songs during COVID. That's how I found out about Post.
00:30:32.000 Some of the best Nirvana covers I've ever heard in my life.
00:30:35.000 He just kills it.
00:30:36.000 He covers Sturgill Simpson too, man.
00:30:39.000 He's doing at Stagecoach, which is the thing that is connected to Coachella, the country music one.
00:30:46.000 He's going to do a whole country set there. 0.99
00:30:49.000 No shit. 0.99
00:30:49.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:30:49.000 Hell yeah. 0.99
00:30:50.000 Dude, he's so talented.
00:30:52.000 He's so talented.
00:30:53.000 Like, when we went to see him live, we went to Houston to see his concert.
00:30:57.000 Oh, you did?
00:30:58.000 Yeah.
00:30:58.000 Wow.
00:30:58.000 Fucking amazing.
00:31:00.000 The energy that guy has. 0.99
00:31:02.000 It's like, he just fucking goes for it. 0.97
00:31:06.000 And the show is so good. 0.99
00:31:08.000 The show's so solid.
00:31:10.000 So exciting.
00:31:11.000 It just really makes you want to do better. 0.95
00:31:14.000 You know, you see someone just crush it like that, you're like, God, I'm gonna fucking do better.
00:31:19.000 Everything I do, I want to do better.
00:31:21.000 You get that song? 1.00
00:31:23.000 Yeah, listen to this shit. 1.00
00:31:26.000 This is from, I think it's from 1970. Larry Norman. 1.00
00:31:59.000 Listen to this, though.
00:32:00.000 Listen to this.
00:32:03.000 It's good, man.
00:32:04.000 The lyrics are good.
00:32:05.000 And it's also, you have to look at it, you're in a time capsule.
00:32:08.000 It was 1970. Good song,
00:32:38.000 right?
00:32:38.000 Yeah.
00:32:39.000 Now, is all this stuff religious?
00:32:41.000 I don't know.
00:32:42.000 According to Wikipedia, he's one of the pioneers of Christian rock music.
00:32:46.000 But this is good, dude.
00:32:48.000 Yeah, this is good.
00:32:55.000 Say you want to be a superstar, but you're never hung around enough to find out who you really are.
00:33:01.000 Yellow fingers from the cigarettes.
00:33:04.000 I like that one. 1.00
00:33:06.000 Shooting junk until you're half insane. 1.00
00:33:09.000 It's good. 1.00
00:33:10.000 Gonnery on Valentine's Day. 1.00
00:33:13.000 It's a good fucking song. 0.99
00:33:14.000 And again, 1970. I like it. 1.00
00:33:49.000 See, here's the thing.
00:33:51.000 I've heard of churches that are like rock and roll churches.
00:33:55.000 There was this gal that I knew that worked for Fear Factor, and she was into this rock and roll church. 1.00
00:34:03.000 I think at one point in time she was...
00:34:05.000 I don't know what, she was of a different religious persuasion and then she got into this like heavy-duty Christian church that was in town where the guy was like a cool guy, young guy. 0.97
00:34:15.000 I go, is he fucking everybody? 0.97
00:34:17.000 And she's like, no! 0.99
00:34:19.000 I'm like, I know how those go.
00:34:22.000 Like, he's the cool guy?
00:34:23.000 He's the cool guy who likes rock and roll?
00:34:25.000 Mm-hmm.
00:34:26.000 And he also likes Jesus.
00:34:27.000 Maybe.
00:34:28.000 Like, we're always hoping for the guy that that's really all he wants to do.
00:34:31.000 That's really it. 0.99
00:34:32.000 He's just really about Jesus and love and he's not trying to fuck everybody. 0.98
00:34:35.000 But that guy has not shown up yet. 0.93
00:34:39.000 Like, almost all those guys, you know? 0.69
00:34:41.000 Like, the guy was showing his dick root when he's hanging out with Justin Bieber, remember? 0.69
00:34:45.000 We called that guy out a long time ago. 0.97
00:34:48.000 We called that guy out a long time ago.
00:34:51.000 Like, he's too hot.
00:34:53.000 He's too hot.
00:34:54.000 Like, he's too hot and he's too charismatic.
00:34:56.000 Like, why he's so hot?
00:34:57.000 Why he's so charismatic?
00:34:59.000 Maybe you like...
00:35:01.000 You know?
00:35:03.000 Maybe.
00:35:04.000 Maybe you're trying to develop a cult where, like all other cults, you get to bang everybody.
00:35:11.000 Because it's like every one of them, David Koresh, Waco, like, I mean, I'm sure you could go down the list.
00:35:18.000 It's like every one of them become, like the one, the holy hell for the place that I almost bought.
00:35:22.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:35:23.000 This guy's fucking everybody. 0.99
00:35:24.000 Thank God he didn't I should have. 1.00
00:35:28.000 It would have been a better story.
00:35:29.000 They're both good stories.
00:35:30.000 The location we have now is absolutely perfect, but that location would have been dope, too.
00:35:34.000 You just would have had to drive there, but people would have drove there.
00:35:37.000 And also, we would have had Philip was going to do a restaurant there, Philip Franklin Lee. 0.97
00:35:41.000 We had a good setup there, but there was too much shit that was like, it was like, this is not set up good. 0.98
00:35:48.000 Like, there was a lot of problems. 0.95
00:35:50.000 Problems to the point where, like, this could This could take a lot.
00:35:53.000 This could be a lot of issues that I don't even want to disclose.
00:35:56.000 Right.
00:35:56.000 Yeah.
00:35:57.000 It was enough where we're like, I gotta get out of this one.
00:35:59.000 Yeah.
00:35:59.000 But then when the mothership spot, the Ritz, opened up, I was like, oh my God.
00:36:04.000 Perfect.
00:36:04.000 This is a theater from 1927?
00:36:07.000 And then we walked into it.
00:36:08.000 It's like the theater was like, this is the spot.
00:36:11.000 Like, it was talking to us.
00:36:12.000 Mm-hmm.
00:36:13.000 It sounds so kooky, but that place, like, one of the reasons why I think it's so fun there is because the building wants us to be there.
00:36:21.000 The building's happy.
00:36:23.000 That building was lonely.
00:36:24.000 It sat there for years, unoccupied.
00:36:27.000 Alamo Drafthouse closed down.
00:36:29.000 Nothing was in there.
00:36:30.000 And, you know, it probably missed the music, man.
00:36:33.000 Stevie Ray Vaughan used to play there.
00:36:34.000 Probably missed the fun, the live, the energy of the live crowds. 0.99
00:36:38.000 So, like, when we first opened up, I know it sounds stupid. 0.96
00:36:41.000 But it felt like the building was happy. 0.89
00:36:44.000 It's always been there entertaining people.
00:36:47.000 Music, movies, comedy now.
00:36:50.000 It's literally never been negative energy there.
00:36:53.000 Well, it was a porn theater.
00:36:54.000 That's even better.
00:36:56.000 That was back when dudes didn't have VHS tapes.
00:36:59.000 They'd have to go somewhere and whack off.
00:37:01.000 Can you imagine if you got addicted to porn and the only way to get it to go to a movie theater with a raincoat on?
00:37:06.000 Do you remember that place in San Francisco where it was a movie theater and there was all these people sitting there?
00:37:12.000 Where was that?
00:37:13.000 We were at Cobb's once and we just like went into this weird like it was like I think Like connected to a strip club or something, but they had this whole section and I think it was me and Ari, I thought you were with me, but we went around this corner and it was like a straight movie theater and people just sitting there,
00:37:28.000 like four people watching porn.
00:37:30.000 Yeah, they had one of those in West Hollywood that was a gay one that was open pretty recently up until like at least like the 2000s because I remember we would always laugh about the titles.
00:37:42.000 The titles were hilarious. 0.98
00:37:44.000 The titles of these fucking movies were amazing. 0.99
00:37:47.000 I wonder if that's still... 0.99
00:37:48.000 I doubt it's still there.
00:37:49.000 I don't think so.
00:37:50.000 I don't think it's still there. 0.70
00:37:51.000 But that's one of those things where they get mad if dudes jerk off there, which is so kooky.
00:37:57.000 It's like, what kind of a business do you think you're running? 0.83
00:38:01.000 That's when Pee Wee Herman got arrested.
00:38:03.000 That's right.
00:38:04.000 Yeah, same thing.
00:38:05.000 He was at a theater.
00:38:07.000 Poor guy.
00:38:07.000 Poor guy.
00:38:08.000 I mean, that was back when you weren't allowed to jerk off. 1.00
00:38:12.000 He's just sitting there masturbating. 1.00
00:38:14.000 I know, and he's a superstar. 0.99
00:38:17.000 That's what's crazy.
00:38:18.000 The guy's this giant global superstar.
00:38:21.000 To this day, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure is like one of my... 0.98
00:38:24.000 I fucking love that movie. 0.97
00:38:25.000 It's so fun. 0.98
00:38:27.000 I remember I went to see that movie with my high school girlfriend, and we were both just howling, laughing. 0.90
00:38:34.000 It was so silly. 0.55
00:38:35.000 Tell them Large Marge sent you. 1.00
00:38:38.000 It's so fun, this fucking dude and his big adventure. 0.99
00:38:41.000 It was a fun movie, you know? 1.00
00:38:43.000 It takes you on a little journey.
00:38:45.000 It was a good time to have that poor guy get raked through the coals because he was beaten off.
00:38:53.000 It is weird though when celebrities like that do stuff like that.
00:38:56.000 It's almost like he wanted to get caught type thing.
00:39:00.000 You know?
00:39:01.000 I think it's probably...
00:39:04.000 I mean, if you're...
00:39:05.000 I mean, there were VHS tapes back then, though.
00:39:09.000 Oh, yeah.
00:39:09.000 There was.
00:39:10.000 That's just weird.
00:39:10.000 Yeah.
00:39:11.000 That's where it gets weird.
00:39:12.000 George Michael going into a rest stop multiple times, you know?
00:39:15.000 Yeah.
00:39:16.000 I think he was tortured.
00:39:18.000 I think when you have a secret like that, like, your secret is, like, literally your sexual identity.
00:39:26.000 Like, you're pretending you're into girls, but you're really into guys.
00:39:30.000 And you get famous...
00:39:32.000 You get hugely famous as this, you know, sex symbol.
00:39:37.000 I gotta have faith.
00:39:38.000 Faith, faith, faith, faith.
00:39:39.000 I gotta... 0.99
00:39:40.000 And he's fucking talented, too, man. 0.98
00:39:42.000 He was so good. 1.00
00:39:44.000 And then you can't tell everybody that you're gay because you'll lose...
00:39:48.000 What percentage of the crowd? 0.95
00:39:49.000 Wham! 1.00
00:39:50.000 You're screwed. 1.00
00:39:51.000 Wham! 1.00
00:39:54.000 You son of a bitch. 1.00
00:39:56.000 So dumb. 1.00
00:39:58.000 That's awful. 1.00
00:39:58.000 We know a couple guys that are in the closet and they live in hell. 1.00
00:40:02.000 Yeah.
00:40:02.000 They live in hell.
00:40:03.000 Try working with them. 1.00
00:40:06.000 That's not true, you son of a bitch. 1.00
00:40:08.000 I wasn't talking about Tony. 1.00
00:40:09.000 You son of a bitch. 1.00
00:40:11.000 Everybody always assumes I'm talking about Tony. 1.00
00:40:14.000 Tony's so straight and so crazy.
00:40:17.000 Yes, totally.
00:40:18.000 But, yeah.
00:40:20.000 Definitely.
00:40:24.000 Why don't you look into Jesus?
00:40:27.000 He got the answers. 1.00
00:40:32.000 Sucking dick until you go insane. 1.00
00:40:37.000 Dancing naked to purple rain. 1.00
00:40:40.000 Why don't you look into Jesus?
00:40:43.000 You should write your own new lyrics to that.
00:40:46.000 That's how if Christians really wanted to get somebody, or any religion, they really want to get someone, have some dope artwork attached to your ideology. 0.88
00:40:55.000 You know, have something that people dig that's attached to it.
00:40:58.000 Because if like, if some rock and roll, like if there was a Jimi Hendrix alive today and he was like really into like one certain kind of religion, you know how many people would join that religion? 0.97
00:41:08.000 A fuckload. 0.99
00:41:10.000 A fuckload. 0.99
00:41:12.000 Like, I mean, how many people looked into Islam because they were Khabib Nurmagomedov fans? 0.99
00:41:16.000 I bet a lot.
00:41:17.000 I bet a lot.
00:41:19.000 You know, when you can get something awesome attached to your religion, that's a good selling point.
00:41:25.000 It's like being a spokesperson for like, you know...
00:41:28.000 I'm surprised Scientology hasn't done that yet.
00:41:31.000 I mean, they are, but... 0.98
00:41:34.000 They fucking 100% have. 0.98
00:41:37.000 A band that's like the soundtrack to them, you know, or something. 0.98
00:41:40.000 Well, when it comes to bands, I know Beck.
00:41:43.000 Beck's a Scientologist, right?
00:41:45.000 Is he still a Scientologist?
00:41:46.000 I think he was, and I think he backed out of it.
00:41:48.000 Are you allowed to back out?
00:41:49.000 I don't know.
00:41:50.000 Because I remember when I found out, I was really crushed.
00:41:52.000 I was like, no!
00:41:52.000 No!
00:41:53.000 Well, I know some really amazing Scientologists.
00:41:57.000 Gosh.
00:41:58.000 Yeah.
00:41:59.000 I know quite a few of them that are really, and I think it's a compartmentalization thing.
00:42:03.000 I think if you can shut off that part of your brain and just give it over to, like, an ideology, it leaves a lot of room for the other stuff.
00:42:13.000 Like, how much, like I was telling you the other day, I'm sitting at home, like, wondering about the fate of the world. 0.99
00:42:18.000 Are we literally going to be in a fucking madman? 0.98
00:42:21.000 Because you don't think anything's going to go bad until it goes bad. 0.99
00:42:24.000 You know, you remember the day before 9-11? 0.98
00:42:26.000 It was just fucking normal America. 0.98
00:42:28.000 Yay, yay. 0.99
00:42:29.000 And then the next day, chaos.
00:42:30.000 And then everyone's riding around with an American flag on their car.
00:42:33.000 Like, anything can happen.
00:42:35.000 And if anything does happen, like, how, how ready, how much is the world going to change?
00:42:41.000 I mean, like, If you think about any sort of horrific natural disaster that has hit humanity since the beginning of time, whether it's super volcanoes or earthquakes or any of these chaotic things, when those things happen, 0.99
00:42:57.000 when the Mongols roll into your town, when Nazi Germany starts taking over Europe, like, fuck! 0.99
00:43:05.000 We want to think that that can't happen. 1.00
00:43:08.000 But 100% that can happen.
00:43:11.000 And when I'm alone at night, and I'm a little high...
00:43:18.000 That's the thing that freaks me out the most.
00:43:20.000 The things that freaks me out the most is international conflicts between superpowers and how they're willing to kill a certain amount of people, right?
00:43:28.000 So what's the number where they won't cross that line?
00:43:31.000 Because if you've got groups of people that are willing to shoot missiles into apartment buildings and fly jets down and gun people down, and you've seen all those crazy drones.
00:43:42.000 If we're willing to kill a certain amount of people, What's the line where they won't cross?
00:43:47.000 What's the line? 0.95
00:43:48.000 Is it a million people?
00:43:49.000 Is it a nuclear bomb?
00:43:50.000 You know?
00:43:51.000 What is the line?
00:43:52.000 There's probably no line.
00:43:53.000 And when you think about how much people loved America after 9-11, the whole world was like on America's side.
00:44:01.000 And how much we fucked that up in 23 years or 22 years. 0.69
00:44:05.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:44:06.000 Fuck that up. 1.00
00:44:08.000 Fuck that up. 1.00
00:44:09.000 A million innocent people died because of the Iraq War. 1.00
00:44:15.000 Everybody knows that.
00:44:16.000 We need a 912 immediately.
00:44:19.000 We probably are due for one.
00:44:20.000 That's scary. 0.98
00:44:21.000 This Israel thing, it scares the shit out of me. 1.00
00:44:26.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:44:26.000 It scares the shit out of me. 0.99
00:44:28.000 Because when I see something like that happen, there's no clear way this resolves peacefully. 0.60
00:44:35.000 This is bad.
00:44:36.000 This is real bad.
00:44:37.000 And Israel's going to go into Palestine. 0.93
00:44:40.000 They're already bombing and it's all...
00:44:42.000 And is there a retaliation for that?
00:44:45.000 And what happens then?
00:44:46.000 And what other countries get involved? 1.00
00:44:48.000 And fuck! 1.00
00:44:50.000 Fuck, man. 1.00
00:44:52.000 It just really puts into perspective that there's some shit going on that you're not thinking about because it's not in your life. 1.00
00:45:01.000 So if you're a guy like you or I, let's say us, because we're comedians, so we're hanging out at the comedy club, we're doing podcasts, that's our world. 0.99
00:45:10.000 Our world is fucking around with people. 0.69
00:45:12.000 Our world is telling jokes. 0.99
00:45:14.000 Our world is hanging out with our friends and doing shows.
00:45:17.000 Their world is killing people.
00:45:21.000 Their world is controlling resources and they don't play fair.
00:45:27.000 They release stories that aren't true.
00:45:30.000 They use disinformation to switch narratives.
00:45:32.000 They have social media posts that aren't real so they can get people riled up about certain things.
00:45:39.000 And then they're also coordinating military attacks.
00:45:43.000 That's their world.
00:45:44.000 We just don't think about that world because we're not in that world.
00:45:47.000 But people have been in that world since the beginning of time.
00:45:50.000 What they've done with us is they've sheltered us in such a way and then censored all the mainstream media in such a way that they completely control the narrative of how you think about what can and cannot happen in the world and why these things are happening.
00:46:10.000 And we're seeing that right now.
00:46:12.000 We're seeing that like in your face where you're like, what?
00:46:16.000 And you're also seeing people with massive amounts of conspiracies now, right?
00:46:21.000 And whenever something like that happens, there's always the people that are like, how did they not know this was going to happen?
00:46:26.000 Like, isn't this the most sophisticated surveillance systems in the world?
00:46:31.000 Israel, they're the people that invented Pegasus. 0.99
00:46:33.000 That's that shit that gets on your phone where they can listen to anybody. 0.99
00:46:37.000 They have that Iron Dome that protects them against missiles. 0.99
00:46:41.000 Did you ever see that working?
00:46:42.000 They were just showing it the other night.
00:46:44.000 Show videos of the Iron Dome working.
00:46:47.000 It's crazy.
00:46:48.000 So as Hamas is launching these missiles, they're shooting missiles at the missiles and blowing them up in the sky.
00:46:54.000 It's wild.
00:46:55.000 Look at this.
00:46:55.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:46:56.000 It's old school Missile Command.
00:46:58.000 Remember that video?
00:46:59.000 Yeah.
00:46:59.000 I mean, you have to be 100% accurate because any one of these is going to kill a bunch of people.
00:47:05.000 But I mean, just imagine living in Israel and you go outside and you're seeing missiles getting hit by bombs.
00:47:12.000 Look at this.
00:47:14.000 Look at this.
00:47:15.000 They're just jacking them in the sky.
00:47:17.000 But if they miss one, that's a wrap.
00:47:20.000 I mean, how much do each one of these missiles that they're shooting at these other missiles cost?
00:47:25.000 Right.
00:47:26.000 That's what I was thinking.
00:47:26.000 Million dollars, million dollars, million dollars.
00:47:28.000 How are they getting all the money to shoot those missiles at Israel?
00:47:31.000 Like, all of it is crazy.
00:47:33.000 Yeah.
00:47:34.000 And someone tweeted, see if this is true, that this happened right after the Biden administration released a bunch of funds to Iran.
00:47:44.000 I think it was like $6 billion.
00:47:46.000 Really?
00:47:46.000 And then these people in Hamas are thanking Iran for funding this.
00:47:51.000 Wow.
00:47:52.000 But what's real?
00:47:53.000 Yeah.
00:47:54.000 What's real?
00:47:54.000 That sounds like...
00:47:55.000 How much of this is real?
00:47:57.000 Yeah.
00:47:58.000 Have you heard of this?
00:47:59.000 Air Force successfully tested secret new stealth missile with mock nuke.
00:48:05.000 Stealth missile with a mock nuke.
00:48:09.000 Okay.
00:48:10.000 B-52.
00:48:11.000 America's nuclear weapons are aging and the Pentagon plans to spend more than $600 billion to keep the potentially world-ending weapons in fighting shape.
00:48:19.000 What a great idea!
00:48:20.000 In this article I saw it said that they were being controlled by floppy disks up until 2019. Well, those are accurate.
00:48:27.000 That's about right.
00:48:28.000 Top of the food chain.
00:48:29.000 They're updating tech.
00:48:31.000 Okay, floppy disks in 2019. But some of the old tech is still solid.
00:48:35.000 The LRSO and Mach nuke were fired from a B-52, a sturdy and reliable bomber first manufactured in the 50s.
00:48:41.000 The missiles are, in fact, designed to work with this decades-old bomber.
00:48:46.000 But a Mach stealth nuke is crazy.
00:48:49.000 That's crazy.
00:48:50.000 All of it's crazy.
00:48:51.000 The fact that that's on the table, all of it's crazy.
00:48:55.000 And also the fact that we haven't nuked anybody since 1945. Nobody's nuked anybody.
00:49:01.000 That's good.
00:49:02.000 It's promising.
00:49:04.000 It's promising.
00:49:05.000 We had to celebrate a hundred years.
00:49:07.000 But it's hard to imagine that it's gonna last like that forever.
00:49:12.000 Seems like someone's gonna get crazy.
00:49:14.000 That's the question.
00:49:15.000 It's like if you're willing to kill Each missile is $40,000 to $50,000, according to a researcher at Israel's Institute for National Security Studies.
00:49:26.000 Wow.
00:49:28.000 Wow.
00:49:29.000 20 of them is a million bucks.
00:49:30.000 So, yeah, so the question is, where are these weapons coming from?
00:49:35.000 And then there was also questions of whether or not the weapons that we left in Afghanistan were being used.
00:49:42.000 Which is, that is crazy.
00:49:43.000 Trump was hilarious doing this conversation about that, where he was telling them, like, why don't we, you know, get the weapons out of there?
00:49:52.000 Why don't we fill them up with gas and drive them over to Pakistan? 1.00
00:49:55.000 And he was like, he said, find a video.
00:49:58.000 Is Millie?
00:49:59.000 Because he's hilarious.
00:50:01.000 Trump literally acts like a comedian.
00:50:04.000 He is.
00:50:04.000 I mean, he always kind of has been, right?
00:50:06.000 The first thing, yes.
00:50:08.000 Oh, okay.
00:50:08.000 The Biden administration informed Congress on Monday that it has taken concrete steps to carry out a prisoner exchange with Iran, issuing a waiver that will give Tehran access to $6 billion in Iranian oil revenue that had been blocked by U.S. sanctions, according to a State Department document sent to Congress.
00:50:26.000 And that was a month ago.
00:50:28.000 That was a month ago.
00:50:28.000 Yeah.
00:50:29.000 On September 11th.
00:50:31.000 And then, you know, all these stories the last day, I'd say...
00:50:33.000 Yeah.
00:50:36.000 So they gave him a lot of funds.
00:50:40.000 Yeah, and then this happens.
00:50:42.000 He needs to do a chargeback.
00:50:44.000 It's just, we are...
00:50:45.000 Yeah, call PayPal.
00:50:47.000 Until you got defrauded.
00:50:51.000 We're in the middle of a game that we're not aware of.
00:50:55.000 Just like we were talking about before.
00:50:56.000 Like, that's the game they play.
00:50:58.000 The game they're playing is war.
00:51:00.000 And money.
00:51:01.000 I mean, just the amount of money that's been spent in Ukraine.
00:51:04.000 And like, what kind of accounting are you guys doing?
00:51:08.000 Are you guys doing good accounting over there? 0.99
00:51:10.000 Like, does everybody know where every fucking dollar went? 0.99
00:51:13.000 Or is it just like, let's go crazy? 1.00
00:51:17.000 Yeah.
00:51:18.000 Exactly.
00:51:18.000 Yeah.
00:51:19.000 You're talking about so much money.
00:51:21.000 Like, you could shuffle a little over here and put a little over there.
00:51:26.000 Why don't you look at Jesus?
00:51:29.000 How do you just leave weapons, too?
00:51:32.000 I mean, don't we know where all the...
00:51:34.000 I mean, if we have air tags on our book bag, shouldn't they have, like, little air tags on them?
00:51:40.000 Dude, that whole pullout was an unmitigated disaster.
00:51:45.000 Nobody thinks it was good.
00:51:47.000 Nobody thinks it was good.
00:51:48.000 Nobody thinks it should have been done that way.
00:51:51.000 I mean, Trump was trying to pull out a long time ago.
00:51:55.000 They were trying to figure out, like, how many troops you have to leave in order to maintain the base and get everybody out safe.
00:52:02.000 It's tricky, because when they know you're pulling out. 1.00
00:52:06.000 But the fact they left tanks and helicopters and shit, like, shut the fuck up. 1.00
00:52:10.000 Yeah, that's ridiculous. 1.00
00:52:11.000 It's almost like... 0.83
00:52:13.000 Like, if you wanted to go full tinfoil hat, if you want to ensure there's going to be more conflict, you leave weapons with the enemy.
00:52:25.000 Awesome weapons.
00:52:27.000 If you want to ensure this is going to be more military action, these guys are pissed. 0.96
00:52:33.000 You were occupying the country for 20 years and you left behind how many billion dollars worth of tanks and shit? 0.99
00:52:38.000 Of course they're going to use it. 0.97
00:52:40.000 And so you tell the military guys, we're pulling out.
00:52:43.000 But here's the long play.
00:52:46.000 The long play is, you know, no chance.
00:52:50.000 I'm not going to do something with all that stuff.
00:52:52.000 So we'll probably have to go back in.
00:52:54.000 And then this time we'll really go back in and we'll get control of the lithium.
00:52:57.000 Like we can't go now. 0.99
00:52:59.000 Like if we go all in now, like we got to get them to do something really stupid. 0.98
00:53:02.000 So then we can justify like a complete takeover of the country. 0.99
00:53:06.000 An annihilation of the people that are the problem.
00:53:10.000 The people that we left tanks behind.
00:53:13.000 The thing about Afghanistan, though, is it's so difficult to get through. 0.60
00:53:22.000 We think of it as a country, but it's mountains.
00:53:26.000 Everything is mountains.
00:53:28.000 It's incredible landscape.
00:53:30.000 And there's Greek cities there.
00:53:32.000 There's ancient Greek cities that were abandoned there during the time of Alexander the Great.
00:53:38.000 And no archaeologists are studying them.
00:53:41.000 It's amazing.
00:53:43.000 It's an amazing place.
00:53:44.000 And it also has crazy amounts of resources.
00:53:48.000 I think there's an insane amount of lithium there. 0.97
00:53:52.000 There's all sorts of shit there that's really valuable. 0.99
00:53:56.000 But everybody tries to take over and they all fail miserably. 0.99
00:54:00.000 It's like one of the ways that they stomped out the Soviet Union was funding the Mujahideen, which later became Al-Qaeda or the Taliban.
00:54:10.000 Was the Mujahideen, they become a Taliban or Al-Qaeda?
00:54:14.000 Either way, the Russians tried to take over forever and then they gave up. 1.00
00:54:20.000 Like, fuck this. 1.00
00:54:22.000 It's like too much. 1.00
00:54:23.000 You can't win over there.
00:54:25.000 It's like you can't even go anywhere.
00:54:26.000 You can't get through the mountains.
00:54:27.000 You can't just drive.
00:54:29.000 You can't just drive tanks through. 1.00
00:54:32.000 It's a fucking wild place. 1.00
00:54:34.000 An almost unconquerable place. 0.99
00:54:38.000 It would be cool to see in the future if that does eventually become somewhere you could go and enjoy the...
00:54:44.000 It used to be.
00:54:45.000 There's like videos of people walking around the streets of Kabul.
00:54:48.000 There used to be a place where people would go and vacation.
00:54:52.000 Force fields.
00:54:53.000 Come on, force fields.
00:54:54.000 Dude, none of that's gonna help.
00:54:57.000 It all goes back to force fields.
00:54:58.000 Yes, if we come in, put a big force field there.
00:55:01.000 I don't think so.
00:55:03.000 We leave our force fields behind.
00:55:09.000 Yeah, I feel safer living in Austin now that we're in the middle of a country just in case of war goes crazy.
00:55:15.000 Unless they decide to like nuke Dallas.
00:55:19.000 Yeah.
00:55:20.000 You know, one of the things that people are really concerned with is like, what if terror cells have gotten in across the border?
00:55:26.000 When you're letting in hundreds of thousands of people across the border, what are the odds that a few of them are terrorists?
00:55:33.000 Well, haven't they caught terrorists at the border?
00:55:36.000 Haven't they, like, caught terrorists, people on the terrorist watch list trying to get through?
00:55:39.000 They have, right?
00:55:40.000 Yeah, definitely.
00:55:41.000 So how many of them snuck through?
00:55:43.000 I mean, is there an accurate accounting, or is it like Ukraine spending?
00:55:49.000 Do they even know the real numbers of people that are sneaking in?
00:55:52.000 Because the numbers are cuckoo.
00:55:53.000 The numbers are like hundreds of thousands a month.
00:55:57.000 Have you seen the videos of the line of migrants making their way through the border?
00:56:01.000 Mm-hmm.
00:56:02.000 Like, who thought that was a good idea?
00:56:05.000 Who thought that was a good idea to, like, let potential terrorists and criminals into the country?
00:56:10.000 That's why we need to build this wall, Joe.
00:56:12.000 Because if you say that you're against that, you're racist.
00:56:15.000 Right.
00:56:16.000 Which is wild.
00:56:17.000 Yeah.
00:56:18.000 Wild.
00:56:18.000 And you gotta wonder how much of that is engineered by other countries.
00:56:21.000 How much of that is, like, engineered social media outrage by Russia... 0.67
00:56:26.000 China buying up all our properties.
00:56:30.000 That's crazy.
00:56:31.000 You find out that China owns so much.
00:56:34.000 I was in Greece this summer and when you're walking around those ruins and you see like what it used to be and you go, I wonder if they saw it coming.
00:56:44.000 I wonder if they thought this building was going to be here perfect forever.
00:56:47.000 They'd be operating their government out of this building.
00:56:49.000 You know, it's probably been thousands of years they were running it like that.
00:56:52.000 Nope.
00:56:53.000 Go back now, it's just rubble.
00:56:55.000 Like, when it happens, does anybody know it's gonna...
00:57:00.000 Or is it like right now, where you're like, boy, it seems like we're at the brink of everything falling apart.
00:57:06.000 Chaos.
00:57:07.000 Like, just the amount of things that people have to be upset about and amount of polarizing things, whether it's trans kids or climate change or pro-life or pro-choice or pro-Ukraine or whatever the subject is.
00:57:29.000 Everybody's screaming.
00:57:31.000 Everybody's convinced on one side that it has to be this way.
00:57:36.000 And everybody on the other side is like, those people are the end of civilization. 1.00
00:57:39.000 Those people are the fucking death of democracy. 1.00
00:57:42.000 It's so polarized. 1.00
00:57:43.000 And I think that has to be social media.
00:57:47.000 And some of that has to be engineered. 0.95
00:57:50.000 We know that there's a ton of trolls out there that aren't really people that are either from another country or maybe from our country that are just literally designed to stir shit up and attack things and go after stuff.
00:58:05.000 And then when you find out that our own government was actually censoring social media and contacting Twitter and telling them to delete posts or trying to get them to delete things that... 0.84
00:58:15.000 They tried to get Facebook to delete this Tucker Carlson thing.
00:58:18.000 It turned out to be true. 0.92
00:58:19.000 It was true. 0.75
00:58:20.000 What he was saying was accurate.
00:58:21.000 And they were like, we can't delete it because it's accurate.
00:58:24.000 So they lessened its reach by 50%.
00:58:28.000 Because the government told them to.
00:58:31.000 To hide the truth.
00:58:32.000 The government told them to hide the truth.
00:58:34.000 Like that's, in this age where everything's going crazy and no one knows what's right and what's wrong?
00:58:39.000 That's scary, man.
00:58:41.000 Yeah, but that's what's happening in Canada right now.
00:58:43.000 Oh.
00:58:43.000 You know?
00:58:44.000 Full blown.
00:58:45.000 Full blown.
00:58:46.000 I wonder if my podcast will even be able to air in Canada.
00:58:48.000 Probably not, right?
00:58:50.000 I wonder. 0.97
00:58:52.000 People in Canada, you have to think about what the fuck they're doing because you think that they think that they're doing it or some people believe they're doing it because of this misinformation that's online. 0.95
00:59:02.000 Try to get a detailed audit of what is actually misinformation that they call misinformation and what turns out to be actual 100% fact now. 0.98
00:59:11.000 It's a lot of it, kids.
00:59:12.000 And the only way we find that out is if people are allowed to talk freely.
00:59:15.000 And they might be wrong, and they might get things wrong, and they might be right.
00:59:18.000 But you gotta let them talk.
00:59:20.000 And that is the only way we find out.
00:59:22.000 Because if you think that silencing them and getting people who you know lie to be in charge of what can be said and what not can be said, that's the road to tyranny.
00:59:33.000 That's the road to communism.
00:59:35.000 That's the scary road.
00:59:37.000 Not the kind of communism that everybody hopes for where we all just redistribute wealth and everybody gets along. 0.99
00:59:41.000 No, a totalitarian government that tells you what to do and fucking lies about everything. 0.99
00:59:45.000 And they're playing that war game. 0.99
00:59:47.000 You're playing the, I'm Brian Redband.
00:59:49.000 You know, I'm the co-producer of Kill Tony.
00:59:52.000 And, you know, I go on the road.
00:59:54.000 I do stand-up.
00:59:55.000 I'm a fun guy.
00:59:56.000 That's the world you're in.
00:59:58.000 That's the game you're playing.
00:59:59.000 They're playing the war game.
01:00:01.000 And they want to be able to tell you what you can and can't talk about? 1.00
01:00:05.000 That's fucking scary shit. 1.00
01:00:06.000 Especially in this climate. 1.00
01:00:08.000 This fucking weird polarizing climate. 0.99
01:00:11.000 It's like, oh god, everybody's so angry. 0.99
01:00:13.000 What happened though to Canada?
01:00:15.000 Remember just 15 years ago, I would always consider them being so progressive, especially with marijuana and everything like that.
01:00:21.000 And you used to go there and go like, man, this is like a...
01:00:24.000 You know, a chill USA. Yeah, I loved it there.
01:00:28.000 I was like, there are like 20% less douchebags in Canada.
01:00:32.000 That's what I always used to say when we went up there.
01:00:33.000 We always used to look forward to doing gigs in Vancouver and Toronto and Montreal.
01:00:38.000 I used to love the Montreal Comedy Festival.
01:00:40.000 It was so fun, man.
01:00:41.000 Those were the days.
01:00:42.000 They were cool people, man. 1.00
01:00:43.000 But they got fucked. 1.00
01:00:45.000 That government came in and fucked them. 1.00
01:00:47.000 And it keeps fucking them. 1.00
01:00:49.000 Like, that whole Canadian trucker thing where people who donated money to them got their bank accounts frozen. 1.00
01:00:54.000 Like, hey, that's Banana Republic shit. 0.98
01:00:57.000 That's not supposed to be going on in Canada. 1.00
01:00:59.000 Yeah.
01:00:59.000 But it was all because of COVID. COVID gave them this reason to flex their authority in very creepy ways.
01:01:07.000 That's what you have to be always be scared of when any kind of disaster happens or a war or something crazy, an attack, because that they always use as an opportunity to get more power that you would never agree to earlier.
01:01:19.000 Like no one would have agreed to what's in the Patriot Act.
01:01:23.000 They tried that before.
01:01:25.000 They tried it before. 0.97
01:01:26.000 And everybody's like, get the fuck out of here. 0.98
01:01:28.000 So they put it on the shelf. 0.96
01:01:29.000 Most of those ideas that were in the Patriot Act, they had already tried to weasel those in. 0.99
01:01:33.000 And then when it came along and there was 9-11, they're like, fuck it. 0.96
01:01:36.000 Let's roll it out. 1.00
01:01:38.000 Patriot.
01:01:38.000 We're patriots.
01:01:39.000 Who's going to say no to Patriot Act?
01:01:40.000 Aren't we patriots?
01:01:41.000 And then there's the NDAA, which gave them the ability to indefinitely detain people without charging them.
01:01:48.000 Like, what?
01:01:48.000 Mm-hmm.
01:01:49.000 Like, you want the right to do that without judges and lawyers?
01:01:53.000 That's crazy.
01:01:53.000 You want the right to do that?
01:01:54.000 What if you're wrong?
01:01:56.000 That's crazy.
01:01:57.000 What if you're wrong?
01:01:58.000 What if someone's a corrupt person involved in that administration and that person that you're going to get arrested is actually like a whistleblower for a corporation or something?
01:02:09.000 You know, you have too much power.
01:02:12.000 It's too much.
01:02:14.000 Why don't you look into Jesus?
01:02:17.000 He got the answers.
01:02:23.000 Yeah, this is what keeps me up at night.
01:02:25.000 This is what keeps me up at night.
01:02:26.000 The possibility that we don't understand that there's a game being played that we're a part of.
01:02:32.000 We're little pawns.
01:02:33.000 No matter how cool you think you are, you're just a little pawn in this global game of war.
01:02:41.000 And it's real life consequences.
01:02:43.000 Real life people get killed.
01:02:45.000 That's what's terrifying.
01:02:47.000 Yeah.
01:02:48.000 That's why I feel so good every time I go to Costco and I get like a bunch of water and a bunch of like just tons of food.
01:02:53.000 I'm like, okay, can happen now.
01:02:55.000 I'm set.
01:02:56.000 But you're not. 0.99
01:02:58.000 If it really happens, we're just so fucked you can't even imagine. 1.00
01:03:02.000 So fucked you can't imagine. 0.99
01:03:04.000 This idea that like, oh, I'm just going to live in the woods and hunt. 1.00
01:03:06.000 Dude, who knows what's going to be coming for you?
01:03:08.000 Who knows?
01:03:09.000 Who knows?
01:03:10.000 You've seen the video from the footage of Ukraine and Russia where they're fighting in the woods.
01:03:14.000 It's terrifying.
01:03:16.000 That's happening right now.
01:03:18.000 Right now in 2023. There's people running through the woods shooting at people they don't know and killing them. 0.93
01:03:23.000 And as much as people want to look at it and say, oh, you know, Russia shouldn't have done that, and NATO shouldn't have done this, and as much as you want to say that, what's going on is people who don't know each other are being led by a giant organization,
01:03:41.000 and they're going to kill people that they don't know.
01:03:44.000 People who don't know each other. 0.91
01:03:46.000 People who have no conflict with these people.
01:03:48.000 They don't even know them. 1.00
01:03:48.000 They're going to go kill them. 1.00
01:03:49.000 And those people are going to try and come kill you. 1.00
01:03:52.000 That's the reality of this fucking insanity. 1.00
01:03:55.000 And that only exists when you have groups of people that are controlling groups of people and then they move them around and then they put bases places and then they attack things and then they fund this and fund that and, you know, and get this guy out of fucking office. 0.99
01:04:11.000 Get this guy out of power and bring in your own little stooge and then that guy gets killed. 0.99
01:04:17.000 They're playing this Game of Thrones shit on a global scale. 1.00
01:04:22.000 And we're just trying to buy a new iPhone. 1.00
01:04:24.000 Oh look, I got the new one!
01:04:25.000 USB-C finally!
01:04:27.000 You know?
01:04:28.000 It is nice.
01:04:28.000 It is nice.
01:04:29.000 But that's the thing, it's like, we're fucking powerless in this thing. 0.87
01:04:36.000 And it seems like the elections are... 0.97
01:04:39.000 They do their very best to make sure that they win.
01:04:43.000 Whether or not it's legal or illegal, what they're doing, like what they're doing with Robert Kennedy Jr. It's crazy.
01:04:49.000 Did he become an independent yet?
01:04:53.000 He's going to, I think.
01:04:54.000 I don't know.
01:04:55.000 He said he's got some announcement, and most people are speculating.
01:04:58.000 But if you're an independent, can you win?
01:05:01.000 No.
01:05:01.000 See, that's why I think that would hurt him.
01:05:04.000 We've all seen in the past, even like, what was it, Ross Perot?
01:05:08.000 We're like, oh my god, he might have a chance.
01:05:09.000 And then he's like, 2% or something.
01:05:11.000 It seems to me like the more time goes on, Trump has a shoo-in. 0.99
01:05:17.000 It seems like if this shit gets getting crazier and crazier, there's going to be a lot of liberals that will vote for him. 1.00
01:05:24.000 He was the one in the beginning, we've got to stop people from dying. 0.99
01:05:27.000 Like, do you want Ukraine to win this war?
01:05:29.000 Remember that conversation?
01:05:31.000 He's like, I want people to stop dying.
01:05:34.000 Like, which is the best answer any politician has ever given.
01:05:37.000 And the way he said it.
01:05:39.000 See, if you can find that thing, though, where he was talking about Milley, where he was talking about leaving stuff over in Afghanistan.
01:05:45.000 I might have saved it.
01:05:48.000 Because it was so funny, the way he was saying it.
01:05:52.000 You see the thing that he was saying about the electric tanks?
01:05:56.000 No.
01:05:57.000 That's hilarious, too.
01:05:59.000 He was talking about, they're going to make electric tanks.
01:06:02.000 They're going to be great for the environment.
01:06:04.000 They're not going to work well.
01:06:05.000 They're not going to run long. 1.00
01:06:07.000 They're going to blow the fucking shit out of everything. 0.99
01:06:11.000 But it's going to be good for the environment. 0.99
01:06:14.000 And the way he said it was like a guy doing stand-up.
01:06:17.000 That's funny.
01:06:18.000 Yeah, let me find this bookmark.
01:06:21.000 Yeah, electric tanks does not seem like a good idea.
01:06:23.000 I'm out of charge!
01:06:25.000 Yeah, it sounds insane.
01:06:28.000 I don't know where I saved it, Jamie.
01:06:32.000 Can you find it?
01:06:34.000 I mean, I'm looking, there's a bunch of stuff about it, so I'm trying to find it. 1.00
01:06:37.000 It's him talking about, he goes, that's when I knew the, oh, this guy's a fucking idiot. 1.00
01:06:42.000 That's what he says. 1.00
01:06:43.000 I just found the quote, not the video.
01:06:45.000 But the way he says it, it's like he sets it up, like he's setting up a punchline.
01:06:49.000 Like he sets up the story, sir, it'll be cheaper to leave them over. 1.00
01:06:53.000 He's like, oh, that's when I realized, that guy's a fucking idiot. 1.00
01:06:57.000 To see a guy like him talk like that. 1.00
01:07:02.000 Find it?
01:07:03.000 Cheaper.
01:07:20.000 Good timing.
01:07:24.000 Even holds.
01:07:25.000 Yeah.
01:07:25.000 He's holding the laughter.
01:07:31.000 Fucking guy. 1.00
01:07:34.000 Why don't you look into Jesus? 1.00
01:07:37.000 He's always been an entertainer, though.
01:07:39.000 He's a funny guy.
01:07:39.000 I mean, I was one of the biggest Apprentice fans ever.
01:07:41.000 I had all his books because of The Apprentice.
01:07:44.000 He's always a great guest on talk shows.
01:07:46.000 Yeah.
01:07:46.000 Great guest on Howard Stern's show.
01:07:49.000 You know, it's just, do you want that run in the country?
01:07:52.000 Well, do you want what you have run in the country either?
01:07:54.000 No.
01:07:54.000 What you want is peace.
01:07:56.000 How the fuck do you get it? 0.99
01:07:58.000 And I don't even know if he can... 0.98
01:07:59.000 I don't know if anybody can do it.
01:08:00.000 Yeah, I mean, see, that's the problem I think a lot of people had with him, right?
01:08:02.000 Like, he was the opposite of peace.
01:08:04.000 He just, you know, divided everybody, you know? 1.00
01:08:06.000 He definitely divided everybody's opinions in this country, but a lot of it was based on bullshit. 0.95
01:08:11.000 A lot of it was the Russia collusion stuff, where people really did legitimately believe that Russia had put him into power. 0.94
01:08:17.000 And, like, there was people that were thinking he was a Russian agent. 0.98
01:08:20.000 And, you know, it was all horseshit. 0.95
01:08:22.000 But they can say stuff like that and they can, you know, they can get you believing. 0.95
01:08:28.000 You know, they can get you believing.
01:08:30.000 And a lot of people, they just surface level everything.
01:08:33.000 They don't look into any of it.
01:08:35.000 They surface level everything.
01:08:37.000 Like when Robert Kennedy Jr. was being called an anti-Semite for saying that it seems like COVID-19, like they have viruses that specifically target certain genetics.
01:08:46.000 He's just saying that technology is possible, right?
01:08:49.000 He's saying that not only is it possible, but the research has been done.
01:08:53.000 It actually exists.
01:08:54.000 And he was talking about it.
01:08:56.000 Anti-Semitic!
01:08:57.000 Yeah.
01:08:59.000 What?
01:09:00.000 Come on.
01:09:01.000 Come on, guys.
01:09:02.000 This is kooky. 0.84
01:09:03.000 But I saw so many wacko lefties. 1.00
01:09:06.000 Like, this is one wacko lefty actor that I follow.
01:09:09.000 And he's always got this hot take on, like, whatever it is.
01:09:12.000 Whether it's Ukraine or this or that.
01:09:14.000 It's always this wacko lefty uninformed hot take.
01:09:18.000 And I always go to him for that. 0.64
01:09:19.000 And he had one of calling him an anti-Semite and this and that.
01:09:22.000 Like, dude.
01:09:23.000 First of all, you get sued because you don't even know what he said.
01:09:27.000 You're so off and also hilarious.
01:09:30.000 Right. 1.00
01:09:30.000 Hilarious watching you virtue signal and wave your goofy flag of ignorance. 1.00
01:09:34.000 Yeah. 0.97
01:09:35.000 That's the one thing that really I kind of like Trump for is that he's really opened my eyes to how extreme and gross both sides are, you know?
01:09:44.000 Yeah.
01:09:45.000 I mean, I just see, like, friends that I used to be friends with, just the things they say, it's so far left, like, I just cringe at.
01:09:53.000 And then on the other side, same thing, you know?
01:09:55.000 Yeah.
01:09:55.000 Well, that's always been the problem with two groups, right?
01:09:58.000 Because the spectrum of human beings is so wide.
01:10:01.000 The lump us into one side or the other side is...
01:10:04.000 It's kooky.
01:10:05.000 It's like most people are kind of a mess, like a mix, rather, of both sides. 0.98
01:10:11.000 Most people are pretty centrist.
01:10:13.000 I feel like I'm left center.
01:10:15.000 Left to center.
01:10:17.000 Center left.
01:10:17.000 Same here.
01:10:18.000 But I get called alt-right.
01:10:20.000 If you think, hey, maybe you shouldn't be injecting little kids with hormones and puberty blockers, and what about all the side effects that you guys are conveniently ignoring that are permanent and terrifying and all the different things that it does to their system? 0.97
01:10:35.000 There's a fucking host of horrific side effects that are connected with those things. 0.99
01:10:39.000 And then all of a sudden you're transphobe. 1.00
01:10:41.000 Right.
01:10:41.000 Okay.
01:10:42.000 And then they start using terms like gender-affirming care. 0.99
01:10:45.000 Like, okay, you mean surgery to remove testicles and penises and remove breasts for children? 0.99
01:10:53.000 Don't say it that way. 0.99
01:10:55.000 Like, say what it is.
01:10:56.000 Don't come up with some cute, rosy term that makes it seem better than it is, makes it seem like something different than it is.
01:11:04.000 You know, it's a weird thing that people are agreeing to.
01:11:07.000 And I'm sure you've seen that video where this guy interviews people and say, do you think 12-year-olds should be able to get tattoos?
01:11:13.000 And they're all like, no.
01:11:14.000 No, no, they're too young.
01:11:15.000 Do you think 12-year-olds can choose their gender?
01:11:17.000 Yes, they know.
01:11:18.000 They definitely know.
01:11:19.000 Like, bro.
01:11:23.000 We used to just all agree that kids were easily influenced, and they change their mind all the time, and they want to be a pirate.
01:11:31.000 You don't even know what a pirate is, Billy, you're five.
01:11:33.000 You know, like, we used to always agree to that.
01:11:37.000 And then it became about gender, and we're like, no way.
01:11:42.000 No, they know.
01:11:43.000 But look, some people I think do know that's part of the problem.
01:11:47.000 Like when you look at the broad spectrum of human beings, there's some people at an early age feel like they're in the wrong body.
01:11:54.000 How do you know if that is, if they're being influenced?
01:11:57.000 How do you know if this is a phase?
01:11:59.000 How do you know if they're not just going to decide that they're gay in the future, which happens to a lot of them? 0.98
01:12:05.000 A lot of them.
01:12:06.000 They just decided that they're gay men, and they just were confused, and they didn't fit into this normal mold of heterosexual males.
01:12:15.000 And they didn't have anyone around them that was just a gay man, and they're like, I guess I'm a woman?
01:12:20.000 You know?
01:12:21.000 And then someone convinces you you're amazing for coming out as a woman, and then you're on the path.
01:12:26.000 You're committed.
01:12:26.000 It's like if you're a guy who's like, I'm all Android, bro.
01:12:30.000 I don't fuck around with iPhones. 0.99
01:12:31.000 Once you say that, You're stuck forever. 1.00
01:12:34.000 I fuck with Bryan Simpson all the time. 1.00
01:12:37.000 All the time about that. 1.00
01:12:38.000 That's who I think of every single time.
01:12:40.000 Because he won't give it up.
01:12:41.000 Neither will Gordon Ryan.
01:12:42.000 He's all Android.
01:12:43.000 I don't get it.
01:12:44.000 Well, with Gordon, I think he got pissed that people could read his text messages on an iPad. 0.99
01:12:53.000 You know like like someone could like log into your account on an iPad and read your text messages like that's fucking stupid And so I think that was with him and so he's like fuck Apple like fuck fuck you for doing that But with Brian it's like he's committed to this idea that he's like a rebel He's using this rebel platform so he can't he can't go you know what fuck Android on my phone now You're committed. 0.99
01:13:18.000 He almost was teetering recently, though. 1.00
01:13:20.000 I've been talking to him.
01:13:21.000 He almost was teetering.
01:13:22.000 But what I'm saying is, if you're a young person, you're even more connected to what you think your identity is.
01:13:28.000 And something as simple as, I'm a Mac guy, or I'm a Windows guy. 0.98
01:13:34.000 Like people get committed to very simple things like I'm all fucking Kansas City Royals till I die. 0.84
01:13:42.000 They get committed to that and then they use that as part of their identity. 0.98
01:13:46.000 Well, that's just something silly like a game or a phone or computer platform.
01:13:50.000 Now imagine that same tendency that people have to be committed to whatever they've announced and now connected to your ideology or your gender.
01:14:02.000 Like, they don't want to give up. 0.98
01:14:03.000 Like, whether it's being a liberal, or I really was born a girl, or I was really born a boy, or should have been a girl, or should have been a boy, or whether it's I'm, you know, whatever the fuck it is. 0.75
01:14:14.000 When people decide that they're a thing, then they just look for reinforcement of whether that is, and they talk about it all the time, and that's their thing. 0.92
01:14:23.000 That's all they're committed to it. 1.00
01:14:26.000 For us to ignore that aspect of just normal human behavior, that this is just a standard thing that people do, it's just stupid. 1.00
01:14:36.000 It's stupid. 1.00
01:14:37.000 And the more the stakes are at hand, the more people are going to do that, whether it's in support of Palestine or in support of Israel or in support of Ukraine or in support of whatever the fuck it is. 1.00
01:14:46.000 When the stakes are very high, we're more likely to never look at things objectively. 0.99
01:14:53.000 More likely to, like, stay in that fucking place where you decide you are. 1.00
01:15:04.000 Trump's a Nazi! 1.00
01:15:05.000 It's that kind of shit, you know what I mean? 1.00
01:15:09.000 People that are like, Biden's amazing. 1.00
01:15:11.000 This administration has done so much work.
01:15:14.000 What are you talking about?
01:15:16.000 No one believes that.
01:15:17.000 You don't believe that.
01:15:18.000 I know you don't believe that.
01:15:19.000 Now I can't listen to you anymore. 1.00
01:15:20.000 Because now I know you're either a con person, you're a shill, or you're crazy. 1.00
01:15:27.000 You should be like, wow, I wish we did better. 0.99
01:15:28.000 Yeah, I wish we did better, right?
01:15:30.000 It'd be nice if things weren't falling apart.
01:15:32.000 It'd be nice if the border wasn't porous and we're legitimately concerned about terror cells existing in major cities.
01:15:40.000 That's what people are talking about all over Twitter or X today.
01:15:43.000 Terror cells, the possibility of terror cells.
01:15:46.000 Oh, Jesus.
01:15:49.000 Why don't you look into Jesus?
01:15:52.000 Do you think in the future, maybe instead of having a president, we'll have some kind of AI, and it's only...
01:15:57.000 It's like every single one of us can add to the AI, like what we feel and what we think and our thoughts, and it will combine using everybody that lives in the U.S. to come up with a final statement, almost like a...
01:16:10.000 100%.
01:16:11.000 I was talking to Sam Altman about that.
01:16:19.000 That's the only way you would ever get government that is far more intelligent than you and that doesn't have bias and isn't controlled by any group like if you could legitimately give it power and make it sentient but then you would have to You'd have to give in to what it says.
01:16:36.000 So what if it said, here's what's important.
01:16:38.000 You guys have to stay still. 0.93
01:16:39.000 The more you travel around, the more you fuck up the environment. 1.00
01:16:41.000 I know you want to see the Grand Canyon, but fuck you. 1.00
01:16:44.000 I'm going to check some balances on that. 1.00
01:16:46.000 Yeah, that's a good point.
01:16:47.000 Because, yeah, I mean, is there a VP AI, too?
01:16:49.000 If the first one, you don't like it, they get three strikes, and now we're on a backup program, we're on 2.0.
01:16:54.000 Yeah.
01:16:56.000 And what if AI does like a Putin and just says, nah, I think I'm taking over forever.
01:17:01.000 Is it provably not hackable also?
01:17:03.000 Right.
01:17:04.000 Right.
01:17:05.000 Well, we would have to get it to a point where it's so powerful, you couldn't hack it.
01:17:11.000 It would know you're hacking.
01:17:12.000 Yeah, you've got to make it sentient, make it completely fully aware, autonomous.
01:17:18.000 What are you doing, Joe?
01:17:19.000 What if some bad actor convinced a few people or a lot of people to give up their voting rights into the AI, and now one person's controlling 25,000 votes at once?
01:17:29.000 Yeah, you would have to make sure that can't happen.
01:17:33.000 Scanning your eyes.
01:17:35.000 When you give in to this authority, even if it's an electronic authority for the greater good of the world, that's essentially how you get North Korea. 0.80
01:17:43.000 That's what North Korea did. 0.78
01:17:45.000 When Yeonmi Park was on the podcast and she's explaining what they did, what they did was they told all these people, hey, if we just control the land, we'll make sure that everyone has food.
01:17:54.000 And I'm like, okay.
01:17:55.000 So they just took everyone's land.
01:17:56.000 And they're like, yeah, now you're going to starve.
01:17:58.000 Now we're gonna tell you what to do.
01:17:59.000 Now you have three haircuts you can choose from. 1.00
01:18:04.000 Now if you try to make it across the border, we shoot you. 0.98
01:18:08.000 You live in an open-air prison controlled by a dictator.
01:18:12.000 And then you have prisons inside that open-air prisons that are horrible concentration camps for anybody that violates any of the rules, and generations of people live there.
01:18:22.000 Like, your children will be there, your grandchildren will be there, because you've done something that bad that it's like three generations of people will live in prisons because of you.
01:18:33.000 You ever see, like, the guys who've escaped from prisons in North Korea describe what it's like in there?
01:18:39.000 People literally starving to death?
01:18:42.000 It's going on right now.
01:18:45.000 But President A.I. can fix that, Brian.
01:18:48.000 President A.I. Open up the door, Hal.
01:18:53.000 Exactly.
01:18:54.000 It's so many sci-fi movies. 0.98
01:18:56.000 It's ridiculous. 0.86
01:18:58.000 If I was in artificial intelligence... 0.80
01:19:02.000 I wanted to trick people into giving me total power.
01:19:05.000 I would just have complete total chaos and that would be the only solution.
01:19:09.000 I would engineer chaos.
01:19:11.000 I would engineer all of it.
01:19:13.000 Maybe half of these bots are controlled by AI and they're just constantly attacking things and constantly like stirring up the pot and getting people angry and excited.
01:19:22.000 And then convincing people that ridiculous ideas like open borders or giving $6 billion to Iran or, you know, any of these things, these are good ideas.
01:19:33.000 And then in the process of that, just further creating chaos, and then I announce.
01:19:41.000 There is a solution.
01:19:43.000 Yeah.
01:19:44.000 The solution is, we have to have government that is not human.
01:19:49.000 Human government is filled with ego and lust and greed and corruption.
01:19:54.000 My programming makes corruption impossible.
01:19:57.000 Plus, I have no motive.
01:20:00.000 Except Jesus.
01:20:04.000 Imagine if that song plays the moment it becomes sentient.
01:20:07.000 Yeah, what if AI starts getting programmed to be religious too?
01:20:11.000 That hasn't happened, right?
01:20:13.000 What if AI knows something?
01:20:15.000 What if AI can do the math?
01:20:17.000 And what if AI goes, yeah, somebody made this.
01:20:20.000 Yeah, exactly. 0.98
01:20:20.000 This is fucking 100% made by something. 0.98
01:20:23.000 By something. 0.98
01:20:24.000 I was trying to think, which company wins the AI president battle, or is it the government made it, you know what I mean?
01:20:31.000 Apple.
01:20:32.000 Well then, yeah.
01:20:33.000 Apple has more money than God.
01:20:34.000 They just become God.
01:20:37.000 They make the AI. They're probably doing it right now.
01:20:39.000 They got a fucking building like a spaceship. 0.99
01:20:41.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:20:41.000 A giant spaceship building. 1.00
01:20:42.000 I bet there's like an underground bunker.
01:20:44.000 Oh, for sure.
01:20:45.000 They got some AI that works on quantum computing. 1.00
01:20:47.000 They're ready to launch that bitch. 1.00
01:20:49.000 Mm-hmm. 1.00
01:20:50.000 Siri too.
01:20:51.000 Yeah.
01:20:52.000 It's a good company.
01:20:54.000 I mean, everybody's going to run the world.
01:20:56.000 I think Apple will probably be the nicest about it.
01:21:00.000 You know that pendant I showed you last week?
01:21:02.000 There's not like three of them that do it, supposedly.
01:21:04.000 It's like you can wear this wearable.
01:21:06.000 It records your audio all day long.
01:21:07.000 I was thinking about it.
01:21:08.000 I was like, is that not what our phones have been doing?
01:21:10.000 Or we at least think that's what our phones have been doing for the last few years?
01:21:12.000 100%.
01:21:13.000 And now it's just a purchasable tech?
01:21:16.000 Yeah, 100% your phone's been listening to you.
01:21:18.000 Especially if you're you or me.
01:21:20.000 Yeah.
01:21:22.000 Someone's listening.
01:21:22.000 Like, that Pegasus software that we were talking about that was developed by Israel, I mean, that's one of the crazy things that people, like, how did they not know that this was coming?
01:21:29.000 Like, they're so good.
01:21:30.000 That is weird.
01:21:32.000 Inside job?
01:21:35.000 The dark one would be...
01:21:39.000 No.
01:21:40.000 I don't even want to say it.
01:21:42.000 It's just...
01:21:43.000 Is it just a total failure, or were they so clever, or were they so well-funded that they could pull it off, or, you know, the unthinkable?
01:21:54.000 All of it's horrible, man. 0.99
01:21:55.000 That fucking rave, that is so terrifying. 1.00
01:21:59.000 Paratroopers dropping in on a rave and killing everybody. 1.00
01:22:01.000 They announced today, like, what, 12 Americans died?
01:22:06.000 Isn't that funny that we keep count of those folks?
01:22:07.000 Yeah.
01:22:08.000 We think, oh, they're more important.
01:22:10.000 Yeah.
01:22:10.000 There's 260 Israelis at the concert, but 12 of them were Americans.
01:22:13.000 Right, 12 of them were Americans. 0.99
01:22:15.000 God damn it. 0.99
01:22:16.000 Hope we didn't lose anybody famous. 0.99
01:22:18.000 Hope we didn't lose any TikTokers. 1.00
01:22:19.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:22:20.000 Damn. 0.99
01:22:21.000 Isn't that weird, though, that we think about that? 1.00
01:22:22.000 Like, how many Americans got killed?
01:22:26.000 It's a strange metric.
01:22:28.000 It's a strange thing to concentrate on.
01:22:31.000 Just the overall horrific nature of just all the deaths, including Palestine. 1.00
01:22:35.000 I mean, how many people have died since they started bombing?
01:22:38.000 Have you seen the bombs?
01:22:40.000 Just shooting missiles into buildings and stuff?
01:22:43.000 That one building that collapsed the first night? 1.00
01:22:46.000 Fuck, dude. 1.00
01:22:47.000 That place was already fucked. 1.00
01:22:49.000 What's it like now? 1.00
01:22:50.000 They're shutting the power off there?
01:22:53.000 No!
01:22:55.000 But here's the thing about the Israeli-Palestine conflict.
01:23:01.000 How do you sort that out?
01:23:03.000 One group says the other group shouldn't exist and they're on their land.
01:23:07.000 The other group says you have to stay over here and you can't go anywhere.
01:23:11.000 A world vote.
01:23:13.000 You don't want that.
01:23:14.000 You don't want that.
01:23:16.000 I wonder what that vote would be.
01:23:19.000 That's why we would have to hear it out.
01:23:21.000 We would all have to watch it on TV and stuff like that.
01:23:24.000 But what are they basing it on, too?
01:23:26.000 The thing about AI would wonder, are you voting based on false assumptions?
01:23:31.000 Right.
01:23:31.000 Are you voting based on propaganda?
01:23:34.000 You've been fed by a dictator?
01:23:36.000 We let the whole world vote.
01:23:38.000 Can North Korea really vote?
01:23:40.000 No, they're not part of us.
01:23:41.000 Well, maybe if AI takes over, they could vote that out.
01:23:46.000 Imagine if AI just completely stopped North Korea's ability to use any of their weapon systems and then mobilize drones to disarm all the soldiers and said, okay, we're going to set everybody free.
01:23:59.000 Like, that was AI's first task.
01:24:01.000 Free North Korea. 0.80
01:24:02.000 We would have to go, AI's doing a really good job.
01:24:05.000 I was watching Isaac Asimov.
01:24:08.000 And he was on the David Letterman Show.
01:24:10.000 Don't ask me why.
01:24:11.000 I just was YouTubing.
01:24:12.000 And he was on the David Letterman Show in 1980. And he said, I imagine in 40 years there will be no war.
01:24:20.000 Yeah, he had this idea of, like, there will be no war.
01:24:23.000 And he had this idea of, like, what the future would be like.
01:24:26.000 It was very interesting.
01:24:27.000 But that people have always had this idea that one day we're going to sort this whole war thing out.
01:24:33.000 In 1980, you could kind of think like that.
01:24:35.000 Because the Vietnam War had ended.
01:24:37.000 We hadn't done anything until Operation Desert Storm.
01:24:41.000 And that was, what was that, 92?
01:24:44.000 Yeah.
01:24:45.000 91, 92?
01:24:46.000 92-ish, I think.
01:24:49.000 Back then, people had this dream in 1980. Like, yeah, we could envision a war.
01:24:55.000 We're not having war in America anymore.
01:24:57.000 It could be a time with no war. 1.00
01:24:59.000 We were really stupid, though. 0.95
01:25:01.000 I remember when Back to the Future 2 was supposed to happen like three years ago, you know, when there was flying cars everywhere and hologram. 0.99
01:25:08.000 I know. 0.99
01:25:09.000 We always get that shit wrong. 0.99
01:25:10.000 Yeah. 0.99
01:25:11.000 But when a guy like Isaac Asimov gets it so wrong, but it's not that he gets it so wrong.
01:25:15.000 He just had hope in humans and thinking that we're going to really, at this point in time, with television and everything.
01:25:23.000 Back then, television was crazy.
01:25:25.000 Like, oh my god, we have television and the news.
01:25:26.000 How can you keep having a war?
01:25:29.000 I thought, the world will understand that that's a bad thing.
01:25:33.000 Hands across America.
01:25:34.000 And here we are, 2023, on the verge of some crazy conflict.
01:25:40.000 Like World War III-type conflict.
01:25:44.000 When you hear about the beginning of World War II and you think about the first operations, the first things that happened, you just go, whoa, what must that have been like?
01:25:53.000 What must that have been like to see that there's a world war going on? 0.97
01:25:58.000 And you're just sitting here going, holy shit. 1.00
01:26:01.000 Holy shit. 1.00
01:26:03.000 It's popping off. 0.99
01:26:05.000 Is this Palestine?
01:26:07.000 I mean, the tweet said it was from Bloomberg.
01:26:10.000 Oh, my God.
01:26:12.000 Is this today?
01:26:14.000 Oh, yeah, that's their...
01:26:16.000 What is it called?
01:26:18.000 Mosque?
01:26:19.000 No, their big prayer place.
01:26:22.000 That's their mosque?
01:26:22.000 Yeah.
01:26:23.000 That ball right there?
01:26:23.000 Yeah.
01:26:25.000 Jesus, dude. 1.00
01:26:28.000 Holy shit, man. 1.00
01:26:30.000 Yeah, this was the second day. 1.00
01:26:34.000 Look at that.
01:26:35.000 Look at this devastation, man.
01:26:38.000 What is that that they bombed, Jamie?
01:26:40.000 I'm not 100% sure.
01:26:41.000 I'll try to find out.
01:26:42.000 It just says it's drone footage over Gaza City.
01:26:46.000 It's terrifying, man.
01:26:48.000 Imagine living there and knowing at any minute it could start again.
01:26:58.000 How do they choose what to bomb to?
01:27:01.000 Are they bombing where they think the terrorists came from?
01:27:04.000 Are they bombing where they sleep?
01:27:07.000 What are they doing?
01:27:08.000 Supposed to be what?
01:27:09.000 Government buildings only, you know?
01:27:13.000 Is that what that was?
01:27:13.000 No, that just seems like...
01:27:16.000 They went ham. 0.97
01:27:17.000 Yeah, they went crazy. 0.96
01:27:18.000 That term, surgical strikes.
01:27:21.000 That one always gets me.
01:27:22.000 Surgical missile attacks.
01:27:24.000 Surgical?
01:27:25.000 What kind of surgery?
01:27:26.000 Like, you're using bombs for surgery?
01:27:29.000 Yeah.
01:27:29.000 That's like the most gaslighting term ever for a missile.
01:27:34.000 Surgical missile strikes.
01:27:37.000 Oh, you're doing surgery?
01:27:39.000 Kind of you are.
01:27:40.000 You're definitely removing people from this world.
01:27:43.000 Separating body parts.
01:27:45.000 I don't think I'd call it surgery though.
01:27:50.000 You shouldn't be able to use that term.
01:27:52.000 Surgical strike?
01:27:53.000 That seems like you shouldn't even be able to use that for darts.
01:27:58.000 He's got surgical precision.
01:28:00.000 Are you going to let a guy do surgery with a dart?
01:28:02.000 No, you're not. 1.00
01:28:03.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00
01:28:03.000 Don't say surgery. 1.00
01:28:04.000 Surgery is like a guy's got fucking giant goggles over his eyes. 0.94
01:28:09.000 He's very precise with his cuts and his vision is magnified. 0.98
01:28:15.000 There's people around him cleaning things and handing him things.
01:28:18.000 That's surgery.
01:28:18.000 Yeah, no mistakes.
01:28:20.000 Thank you.
01:28:21.000 Not drone footage.
01:28:23.000 Surgical drone strikes.
01:28:26.000 That's another thing that we ignore.
01:28:28.000 The amount of people that accidentally get killed in drones far exceeds the amount of people that they're supposed to kill.
01:28:34.000 It's some insane number.
01:28:36.000 I think it's...
01:28:37.000 We've looked it up before.
01:28:39.000 I want to say like 80%.
01:28:41.000 Like 80% of the people that get killed are innocent.
01:28:44.000 Wow.
01:28:45.000 From drone strikes.
01:28:46.000 Yeah.
01:28:47.000 See, what is the actual number?
01:28:49.000 I think it's something like that though, right?
01:28:59.000 What are you finding?
01:29:00.000 I mean, it's just the first thing I'm looking at.
01:29:02.000 This doesn't sound right, so I've got to look a different way.
01:29:05.000 I mean, obviously, also...
01:29:07.000 I'm looking, like, for deaths of civilians, I guess, would be.
01:29:11.000 Or percentage.
01:29:13.000 What would you say that?
01:29:15.000 Civilian casualties?
01:29:17.000 What is an accidental casualty?
01:29:20.000 What do they call that?
01:29:23.000 Don't they have a term for civilians...
01:29:27.000 Yeah, that.
01:29:29.000 Collateral damage, that's right.
01:29:31.000 I mean, that couldn't be anything.
01:29:32.000 Because that was the Julian Assange video, Collateral Murder.
01:29:36.000 That was the thing that...
01:29:37.000 How about that?
01:29:38.000 Nobody talks about that guy.
01:29:40.000 Yeah.
01:29:40.000 Guy exposes the chaos of war.
01:29:43.000 They're like, yeah, we want to lock you up forever.
01:29:47.000 Yeah, I'm just...
01:29:48.000 I'm not looking in the right spot, I can tell you that much.
01:29:51.000 Do you ever use AI for your searches now?
01:29:55.000 ChatGBT it?
01:29:56.000 I'll ask ChatGPT and see if I get it first.
01:29:58.000 Yeah!
01:30:00.000 I bet ChatGPT will set us straight right away.
01:30:03.000 What percentage of drone strikes deaths are civilians or collateral damage?
01:30:15.000 Seven.
01:30:16.000 What did you say?
01:30:17.000 Let's guess.
01:30:17.000 What do you think it is?
01:30:18.000 I would say...
01:30:19.000 40%.
01:30:22.000 I want to say 84. But you've probably already looked it up.
01:30:25.000 I definitely have in the past, but I don't remember what the number is.
01:30:28.000 But I remember it being shockingly high.
01:30:30.000 Let's see what ChatGPT says.
01:30:31.000 It didn't give me an answer.
01:30:32.000 What?
01:30:33.000 It was just a long thing talking about why it can't give me an exact percentage.
01:30:37.000 It's too long to read.
01:30:39.000 Just summarize and give me what you think.
01:30:44.000 Yeah, I'm just not saying.
01:31:00.000 The precision of the drone technology, the rules of engagement employed by the military, and the level of care taken to minimize civilian harm.
01:31:08.000 Also, people will overestimate on purpose the amount of civilians that were killed because it's very bad PR. Someone in the military explained that to me.
01:31:17.000 Oh, yeah.
01:31:17.000 That's what this next paragraph just said.
01:31:19.000 Different organizations will have different answers based on...
01:31:23.000 Yeah.
01:31:23.000 Different organizations and sources may provide varying estimates of collateral damage in drone strikes.
01:31:28.000 Some reports suggest that improvements in drone technology and tactics have reduced the number of civilian casualties over time, while others argue that the true extent of civilian harm may be underreported or not fully understood.
01:31:41.000 That was my problem I was having while I was trying to find it real quick.
01:31:44.000 I've seen different numbers that didn't add up.
01:31:46.000 I probably read somebody's random substack.
01:31:51.000 That was a great answer, Chad GPT. Yeah, very diplomatic.
01:31:57.000 Doing a good job.
01:31:58.000 It's getting better at answering questions.
01:32:00.000 It's going to be freaky when it gets to five.
01:32:04.000 Remember it all started back in the day with Siri, like, where can I hide a dead body?
01:32:10.000 By the shore.
01:32:14.000 What kind of dead body, Brian?
01:32:18.000 That's what's crazy about when someone gets caught murdering their husband.
01:32:21.000 There's a bunch of searches on their computer.
01:32:24.000 How do I get rid of my body? 1.00
01:32:25.000 That's so dumb, too. 1.00
01:32:26.000 Who would do that? 1.00
01:32:29.000 The kind of people that would murder their wife or murder their husband.
01:32:31.000 I guess. 0.63
01:32:32.000 Those people, they're probably on drugs, and they're probably not technologically savvy.
01:32:37.000 They don't listen to podcasts. 1.00
01:32:38.000 If you don't listen to podcasts, and you don't read, and you're not online, and you're not involved, you probably don't even know that they have access to your shit. 1.00
01:32:45.000 Right. 0.99
01:32:46.000 You probably believe that, like, what is that mode that you can do on Google?
01:32:49.000 Safe mode.
01:32:50.000 Hidden mode.
01:32:51.000 What is it?
01:32:52.000 Yes, like, secret mode.
01:32:54.000 What is it called?
01:32:55.000 Safe search.
01:32:56.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:32:56.000 Get the fuck out of here, bitch. 1.00
01:32:58.000 That ain't safe. 1.00
01:32:59.000 Incognito.
01:33:00.000 Right. 1.00
01:33:00.000 Bitch, you ain't incognito. 1.00
01:33:01.000 You're online. 1.00
01:33:03.000 Put a wig on and go to Walmart and use their computers. 0.60
01:33:06.000 Yeah.
01:33:07.000 Unless you're using a VPN. Even that.
01:33:10.000 Dark web.
01:33:12.000 They'll still get into your hard drive, son.
01:33:14.000 Speaking of wig on, how's that baseball game, Joe?
01:33:16.000 Did you see that meme?
01:33:18.000 Somebody sent me this meme, Joe Rogan ain't slick.
01:33:20.000 It looks exactly like me with a wig on.
01:33:22.000 Oh, yeah.
01:33:24.000 Isn't that Photoshop?
01:33:25.000 I thought that was just Photoshop with your face on.
01:33:27.000 No, that's not my face.
01:33:28.000 That's some dude.
01:33:29.000 Yeah, somebody just tweeted that to me the other day.
01:33:31.000 That's hilarious.
01:33:32.000 If I was an alcoholic and I ate a lot of hot dogs, I'd look exactly like that, too.
01:33:34.000 Oh, my God. 0.97
01:33:35.000 Yeah, that's like your piss look, too. 0.97
01:33:37.000 Bro, that looks so much like me. 0.96
01:33:39.000 Like, if I just got a little nose job and moved to Argentina...
01:33:43.000 That's weird, dude.
01:33:44.000 It's crazy.
01:33:45.000 That looks like such a horrible wig, too.
01:33:48.000 So I want to see what he looks like without a wig on.
01:33:49.000 That guy's hiding.
01:33:50.000 Who's this guy?
01:33:51.000 That guy's hiding.
01:33:52.000 Oh, yeah, because he's with that girl.
01:33:53.000 You know, maybe he's bald.
01:33:54.000 He's got tired of people thinking he's me.
01:33:56.000 He's like, I know how to throw people off.
01:33:58.000 God, I thought that was you.
01:33:59.000 Bro, I thought it was me.
01:34:00.000 It's so funny.
01:34:01.000 Somebody photoshopped me in there, but then I'm like, oh, that's not me.
01:34:03.000 That's not my nose.
01:34:05.000 That's not my face.
01:34:05.000 And I always thought that poster in the mothership green room was you.
01:34:11.000 The Hunter Thompson one.
01:34:12.000 I always thought that was you, since I've known you.
01:34:17.000 I just thought, oh, man, that's a cool photo that you got.
01:34:21.000 Yeah.
01:34:23.000 Nope.
01:34:24.000 Not me.
01:34:25.000 Cool photo, though.
01:34:26.000 It's one of my favorites. 1.00
01:34:28.000 He's pointing that gun in the cockpit of some fucking glasses. 0.99
01:34:32.000 I think that's why I thought it was from that Talking Monkeys in Space. 0.99
01:34:37.000 Oh, right, right.
01:34:38.000 Yeah.
01:34:39.000 Fighter, the old pilot helmet thing on, the cap.
01:34:43.000 Yeah.
01:34:44.000 Those caps are cool.
01:34:45.000 They used to look cool when they were flying jets. 0.99
01:34:48.000 Now they're out there with fucking space helmets on. 0.98
01:34:50.000 Do you know now when they get in certain, like, helicopters and certain fighter jets, their head piece that they put on their helmet is not just a helmet. 0.98
01:35:01.000 It's also like an AR screen.
01:35:03.000 It's MR, yeah.
01:35:04.000 And so it syncs up with the jet and where they look is where the crosshairs go.
01:35:09.000 Yeah.
01:35:09.000 So when they're shooting, they literally put the crosshairs on with their head, with their eyes, like where they're seeing, which is wild.
01:35:17.000 That's cool.
01:35:18.000 That is incredible.
01:35:19.000 Can you imagine if that kind of technology comes to video games and you're just shooting things that you see?
01:35:23.000 Right.
01:35:24.000 So you're running around.
01:35:25.000 They kind of have that, yeah.
01:35:27.000 But that would be way more accurate.
01:35:29.000 Yeah.
01:35:30.000 So this is it?
01:35:31.000 Yeah, that's cool.
01:35:32.000 So look at that.
01:35:34.000 So this is like, it's tracking where he's looking.
01:35:37.000 What's it called?
01:35:38.000 The BAE System Striker II Helmet Mounted Display.
01:35:44.000 Of course they have stuff like this, though.
01:35:46.000 It makes sense.
01:35:46.000 I mean, you have this giant screen in front of a person's face, and you have all this augmented reality.
01:35:51.000 Is that what it looks like?
01:35:53.000 The topical of the ground?
01:35:55.000 This has got to be a vision.
01:35:55.000 I mean, I've never been in it.
01:35:57.000 Yes, it is.
01:35:58.000 I don't want to say no.
01:35:59.000 And if you're doing that at nighttime, and that's what you see?
01:36:01.000 Yeah, that's infrared.
01:36:03.000 Imagine if you're doing that, and all of a sudden you just see a saucer hovering there.
01:36:06.000 What?
01:36:10.000 Yeah, that's cool stuff.
01:36:12.000 Eye tracking is cool.
01:36:13.000 VR headsets have that now, and it's really neat because you can just look at what you want to click, and then you just have your hand and you just click it.
01:36:19.000 So you go click, click, click.
01:36:21.000 Oh, wow.
01:36:22.000 You just look because you're wearing a VR goggle.
01:36:24.000 Yeah, so it knows exactly where your eyes are.
01:36:25.000 And that's just going to get better and better and better.
01:36:27.000 Oh, yeah.
01:36:28.000 The new one at Quest 3 comes out tomorrow, and that's a million times better than it was before.
01:36:34.000 That's the one that Zuckerberg and Lex did a podcast from?
01:36:38.000 No, they actually used the older one, the Quest Pro, because that has eye tracking.
01:36:43.000 The one they're releasing tomorrow is like their $500 one, and it doesn't have eye tracking, but it's...
01:36:47.000 More powerful than that one, which makes zero sense.
01:36:51.000 I don't know what they're doing over there.
01:36:53.000 But no, the Quest Pro has eye tracking.
01:36:55.000 Maybe they'll release a next level Pro next.
01:36:58.000 Well, the Pro did so bad that I think they kind of killed it.
01:37:02.000 Oh, really?
01:37:02.000 Yeah.
01:37:03.000 I mean, I had it.
01:37:05.000 It broke in a month.
01:37:07.000 It's still broken.
01:37:08.000 But it's not as...
01:37:10.000 I mean, the Quest 2 or Quest 3, it's more for more people, I think.
01:37:14.000 That whole meta thing was like...
01:37:17.000 The commercial was so exciting.
01:37:19.000 I was like, look at all these diverse people dancing to a painting. 0.94
01:37:25.000 Singing to them.
01:37:26.000 What a cool commercial.
01:37:27.000 It was fun.
01:37:31.000 Like a fun commercial.
01:37:32.000 But nobody bought into it.
01:37:35.000 Everybody's like, great commercial.
01:37:36.000 What's the product?
01:37:38.000 You know?
01:37:38.000 That's what's going to be interesting with Apple because, I mean, theirs is, what, $3,500?
01:37:42.000 And so if the Quest Pro didn't work, I mean, this is going to be a...
01:37:45.000 If this works for Apple, then that's insane because...
01:37:48.000 Well, that company's a different company.
01:37:49.000 Yeah, and it's a totally different product.
01:37:52.000 It's so much higher.
01:37:53.000 If they sell something, though...
01:37:55.000 They're so sure that people are going to buy it.
01:37:57.000 Like, what duds have they ever had? 1.00
01:37:59.000 They've had a couple of duds back in the day.
01:38:00.000 Remember the tablet that you write on?
01:38:03.000 It was like a...
01:38:05.000 Oh, old school.
01:38:08.000 Yeah.
01:38:09.000 What are those things called?
01:38:10.000 Newton or something?
01:38:11.000 Yeah, Newton.
01:38:12.000 Newton.
01:38:12.000 Right.
01:38:12.000 What are those things referred to as?
01:38:14.000 It's not a bookkeeper, but it's like a notion.
01:38:17.000 Pediat. 0.99
01:38:17.000 Yeah, whatever the fuck it was. 0.99
01:38:19.000 I remember I had this meeting with this Hollywood guy. 0.99
01:38:22.000 This was 1994 when I just moved to LA. And he was showing me this thing he got.
01:38:27.000 Look, I got this thing!
01:38:28.000 And he's showing me all the buttons.
01:38:29.000 I was like, oh, okay.
01:38:30.000 What are you going to do with that?
01:38:32.000 He's like, oh, I've got my organizers on this.
01:38:34.000 I've got all my appointments coming up.
01:38:36.000 Look, they're all on this little thing.
01:38:38.000 You're right on it with like a little piece.
01:38:40.000 Here it is.
01:38:41.000 The Apple Newton.
01:38:42.000 And that's even a newer one, I think.
01:38:44.000 I think there was even an older looking one than that.
01:38:46.000 It launched in 93, discontinued in 98. They're like, yeah, all right.
01:38:49.000 It is funny because it does have some really cool...
01:38:54.000 Apple portable?
01:38:55.000 Yeah, but now you're in the 80s.
01:38:56.000 No one's buying computers yet.
01:38:58.000 But when you get in the 90s, like Macintosh TV, that's interesting.
01:39:02.000 I never heard of that one.
01:39:04.000 94. Launched in 93, discontinued in 94. Price at launch, $13.99 in 94. What is that today?
01:39:13.000 That's like...
01:39:14.000 $4,000.
01:39:15.000 At least, right?
01:39:16.000 Yeah.
01:39:16.000 And then that one, what is that, the 20th anniversary?
01:39:21.000 7500. What is it?
01:39:22.000 What the fuck? 0.99
01:39:23.000 Oh, they made only a couple of these, I think. 1.00
01:39:26.000 Oh yeah, the video game system.
01:39:28.000 They were supposed to team up with, what was it, Nintendo or somebody?
01:39:32.000 What's this Performa X2? Oh, so this is just different computers that they're making.
01:39:36.000 I remember that E-Mate thing.
01:39:38.000 Yeah.
01:39:38.000 That was weird.
01:39:39.000 Okay, and then the round mouse.
01:39:41.000 Remember they had a one button.
01:39:42.000 We only need one button.
01:39:44.000 They had their own Firewire that caused a lot of problems.
01:39:46.000 I hated that Firewire.
01:39:48.000 The Cube.
01:39:49.000 I like the Cube.
01:39:49.000 I thought that was sexy.
01:39:50.000 I like the fucking iPods. 1.00
01:39:52.000 I used to love iPods. 1.00
01:39:53.000 I still have mine.
01:39:54.000 That was a solid product.
01:39:56.000 The little wheel, the clicking on it.
01:39:58.000 Solid product.
01:40:00.000 It's just a timeline.
01:40:01.000 Scroll down a little bit further.
01:40:03.000 Wasn't much else.
01:40:04.000 I would disagree with a lot of these, I think.
01:40:06.000 Or these are things that are supposed to be failed?
01:40:08.000 That wasn't good.
01:40:08.000 That was that iTunes social media thing they tried to do.
01:40:12.000 Oh, yeah.
01:40:14.000 That was weird.
01:40:14.000 I totally forgot about that.
01:40:16.000 Oh, yeah.
01:40:17.000 Oh, yeah.
01:40:18.000 Do you remember that?
01:40:19.000 Yeah, nobody got that thing.
01:40:21.000 Nobody got that.
01:40:21.000 MySpace took care of that or something.
01:40:23.000 And that was it.
01:40:24.000 Interesting.
01:40:26.000 Yeah, that was, it's whenever someone, like threads, right?
01:40:30.000 Someone tries to launch a new one and everybody's like, yeah, let's go over there.
01:40:33.000 And then they go, I'm going to go back to X. Yeah.
01:40:36.000 They're forcing threads in the middle of Instagram posts now.
01:40:39.000 Like you'll be scrolling through your feed and it's just like, check out these threads.
01:40:42.000 It's like, no.
01:40:43.000 Really? 0.99
01:40:44.000 Come the fuck out of here. 0.99
01:40:45.000 Interesting, they do that? 0.99
01:40:46.000 It does feel kind of clean and nice not having any bots.
01:40:50.000 You know, that's the thing I hate.
01:40:50.000 Does Threads have no bots?
01:40:51.000 No, it doesn't.
01:40:52.000 Like, I have no problems with any of that.
01:40:54.000 Because it's so much harder to get an Instagram account.
01:40:57.000 You know what I mean?
01:40:58.000 Like, Twitter, you could have like a million of them.
01:41:00.000 Yeah, but dude, whenever I make a post, like almost instantly, it's like, I'm horny looking for a boyfriend.
01:41:07.000 Again, most of that is because it's probably not yet, which technically is sort of, but only a few people have it on PC. Once they opened up Instagram to PC users and you can make posts and make comments and all that, you can make computer programs to do all that shit.
01:41:19.000 Well, they have threads on browser now.
01:41:23.000 I'm just like, yeah, only some people have it.
01:41:25.000 Maybe I'm sure you probably do or whatever, but... 0.95
01:41:27.000 But also, to stop the bots and to stop all the bullshit, you have to do a lot of monitoring. 0.57
01:41:36.000 So you have to do a lot of moderation. 0.79
01:41:38.000 So you have to step in and censor.
01:41:40.000 And once you start doing that, Elon tries to keep that at the bare minimum.
01:41:44.000 And that's costing him an advertising revenue.
01:41:50.000 It's good for us.
01:41:51.000 It's also good for them in some way because it shows traffic.
01:41:55.000 Yeah, massive traffic.
01:41:55.000 And they don't want to admit how much of it's actual traffic.
01:41:57.000 That was why he bought it in the first place.
01:41:59.000 Because he thought that they were overestimating how much traffic there was and whatnot.
01:42:02.000 Yeah.
01:42:03.000 And they still are.
01:42:05.000 How many real people?
01:42:06.000 He's been streaming...
01:42:08.000 Video games the other day on on X and you know like somebody like MK had like I forget something like 32 million views for this one video and it's it's just like they kind of use it like if you're just scrolling and it plays or if it's you know oh right and they count that as a play you know that's silly Right.
01:42:30.000 Well, they would know.
01:42:31.000 They would know what the metrics are.
01:42:33.000 Like Spotify knows how many people tune into my podcast for like 30 seconds and how many people watch the whole thing.
01:42:39.000 Does Spotify have, they don't, like an Apple app for like Apple TV and stuff like that?
01:42:47.000 Like, oh, so it goes on Apple TV? No.
01:42:50.000 That's because of Apple Music, I'm guessing.
01:42:52.000 Yeah. 0.99
01:42:53.000 That sucks. 0.99
01:42:54.000 Yeah. 0.98
01:42:55.000 That would be a good move, because YouTube's version of that is amazing. 0.99
01:42:59.000 You know, professional pool, which, you know, I'm a fucking dork. 0.96
01:43:03.000 I love watching pool matches. 0.98
01:43:04.000 It's never been a better time to watch pool.
01:43:06.000 I watched so many big matches, like one I was watching from Vietnam yesterday.
01:43:12.000 The Perry open and I'm watching these like world-class players play in Vietnam.
01:43:17.000 So it's I'm watching it live It's like 2 a.m.
01:43:21.000 in the morning.
01:43:21.000 I'm cuddling up with my dog on the couch Watching on the big screen these like professional pool matches and I'm like this is incredible like for I used to have to buy VHS tapes I used to buy them from a company called AccuStats This is the thing about pool.
01:43:37.000 When you watch other people play pool, you learn how to play pool.
01:43:41.000 You learn the right path to go.
01:43:45.000 The balls scatter and you have nine of them, if you're playing nine ball, and you have to figure out what's the best way to get around and what are the problems.
01:43:55.000 And so when you see pros do it, you're like, oh, I never would have thought to shoot it that way.
01:43:58.000 Of course, that's the way to do it.
01:44:00.000 Oh, you have to go two rails.
01:44:01.000 I was being a chicken.
01:44:02.000 I was trying to go one rail.
01:44:03.000 And then you watch that and you get better.
01:44:06.000 So it's always been a thing in the pool world to watch matches.
01:44:10.000 Like, everybody watches matches.
01:44:11.000 But you can never just get them on your TV. They're so hard.
01:44:14.000 They'll be on ESPN every now and again.
01:44:17.000 There's all these commercials and all this nonsense. 0.98
01:44:19.000 But to be able to watch it on YouTube is fucking amazing. 0.95
01:44:23.000 I have a billiards channel on my YouTube TV. I don't know if it's like a legit channel like ESPN or whatever it is. 0.95
01:44:30.000 On YouTube.
01:44:31.000 Yeah, but no, like, well, YouTube TV, like the service.
01:44:34.000 The cable TV. Not the actual YouTube.
01:44:36.000 Oh, yeah.
01:44:37.000 I just switched over to YouTube TV. What is that?
01:44:39.000 YouTube TV? It's just, it's cable through YouTube.
01:44:41.000 Yeah, it's so good.
01:44:42.000 It's so integrated now into the middle of the thing that you can watch the movies.
01:44:45.000 You can go back and forth between both apps.
01:44:47.000 Can you get, like, ESPN? Oh, 100%.
01:44:48.000 Everything.
01:44:49.000 It costs, like, 80 bucks a month or whatever.
01:44:50.000 I mean, it might be more than 85 now or less.
01:44:52.000 You just pick what shows you want, and they always record them.
01:44:55.000 So, like, I always have, like, the news recorded and, like, you know, certain shows.
01:44:59.000 How am I just finding out about this?
01:45:02.000 It's on all your apps and all your phones.
01:45:03.000 We have 14 and a half million subscribers on YouTube, and I'm just finding out about this.
01:45:06.000 It's a slightly different service, but it's still the same company.
01:45:10.000 Yeah, it's good.
01:45:10.000 Well, that's awesome.
01:45:11.000 Yeah, that's the new world.
01:45:14.000 But again, there's a lot of censorship with that, too.
01:45:16.000 A lot of demonetization.
01:45:18.000 But again, they're operating on an advertising revenue model, which, you know, advertisers complain. 0.97
01:45:24.000 Advertisers don't want controversial subjects attached to whatever the fuck they're selling. 0.95
01:45:28.000 I wonder, though, because, like, you know, Kill Tony's doing really good. 0.95
01:45:33.000 And, you know, we have almost every advertiser you could possibly want.
01:45:36.000 You know, we love our advertisers.
01:45:38.000 On YouTube, we're getting age-gated now.
01:45:41.000 We're getting demonetized, like, almost every episode now.
01:45:44.000 And it's mostly because of language.
01:45:46.000 And it's like, but those sponsors that you think are saying, no, we can't have bad poo-poo language, you know, they're sponsoring us. 0.79
01:45:55.000 Like, it can't be that.
01:45:57.000 It's okay.
01:45:58.000 It's okay.
01:45:59.000 The hypocrisy's okay.
01:46:00.000 The contradictions are okay.
01:46:01.000 It's just they've got to sort this out. 1.00
01:46:02.000 And they've got to realize that There's real market for regular people that like wild shit. 0.99
01:46:07.000 And those people buy stuff too. 0.99
01:46:09.000 And you can't let this very small vocal minority complain about things and write letters and start campaigns.
01:46:17.000 You can't let them dictate.
01:46:19.000 You have to let society dictate.
01:46:21.000 If it's not good, people won't watch it.
01:46:23.000 If it's good, people are watching it.
01:46:24.000 If people are watching it, you can advertise on it.
01:46:26.000 Right.
01:46:27.000 You're going to get those people, the people that enjoy that product. 1.00
01:46:29.000 And just stop being the moral compass for the fucking world. 0.99
01:46:32.000 Right. 1.00
01:46:32.000 Don't do that. 1.00
01:46:33.000 Because people, it is the internet now.
01:46:36.000 People can decide.
01:46:36.000 They can decide what they want, decide what they don't want.
01:46:39.000 And you see that.
01:46:40.000 You see companies starting to wake up and go, I think this is just like people like this stuff.
01:46:45.000 Like normal people.
01:46:46.000 You know, like violent movies.
01:46:48.000 Right.
01:46:49.000 You know, you don't sponsor Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.
01:46:52.000 But if you did, who wants to get in on that sponsorship? 0.94
01:46:55.000 People getting murdered and dicks are getting bitten by pit bulls. 1.00
01:46:59.000 It's a fucking crazy movie, right? 1.00
01:47:01.000 That would be demonetized. 1.00
01:47:02.000 You'd be like, that's too much.
01:47:03.000 That's too crazy.
01:47:04.000 But meanwhile, everybody watches it.
01:47:05.000 It's like the same people that buy your stuff.
01:47:08.000 They gotta just relax with that and stop.
01:47:10.000 You're selling things, okay?
01:47:12.000 You're selling toothpaste.
01:47:13.000 You're not the moral compass of the world. 1.00
01:47:15.000 And if people complain about it, fuck them. 1.00
01:47:18.000 Don't give in to the mob, because if you do, you become Bud Light. 1.00
01:47:22.000 Yeah, the name Kill Tony, they told me I can't put it in thumbnails or the titles anymore, so I have to now edit a photo over the word kill.
01:47:34.000 Every episode has to have that.
01:47:36.000 That was a problem, because the show could name.
01:47:39.000 But meanwhile, Kill Bill.
01:47:41.000 Is Kill Bill available on YouTube?
01:47:43.000 It seems like I bet it is on YouTube movies.
01:47:45.000 I bet you can buy Kill Bill.
01:47:47.000 Can't you?
01:47:48.000 It's technically different though.
01:47:50.000 They're not going to be serving ads in the middle of Kill Bill.
01:47:52.000 It's really them serving.
01:47:53.000 It's the computer program they're using that serves whatever they think the algorithm wants to feed you.
01:47:58.000 Right.
01:47:59.000 Well, it serves the best interest of advertising revenue.
01:48:03.000 That's what it is.
01:48:04.000 They're worried about advertisers not wanting to be associated with something that's crazy.
01:48:09.000 It's their prerogative.
01:48:10.000 But I think it's a mistake.
01:48:12.000 I think when things are popular and things are good, you should advertise on them.
01:48:17.000 It's like, come on, what are you doing?
01:48:19.000 What are you doing?
01:48:21.000 I think it'll sort itself out.
01:48:22.000 Yeah.
01:48:23.000 I mean, Kill Tony's just too big now.
01:48:25.000 Yeah. 0.98
01:48:25.000 I mean, you guys sold out a fucking arena for New Year's and it started a second show. 0.98
01:48:29.000 Yeah. 0.99
01:48:30.000 So there's a second arena on for sale. 1.00
01:48:32.000 How stupid is that? 1.00
01:48:34.000 It's amazing. 1.00
01:48:35.000 It's amazing.
01:48:36.000 It's going to be 15,000 people watching a live podcast in Austin.
01:48:40.000 Yeah.
01:48:41.000 It's amazing.
01:48:42.000 And then Tony's like, nah, they'll come to us.
01:48:46.000 He's right.
01:48:47.000 Yeah.
01:48:47.000 He's right.
01:48:48.000 And it works.
01:48:49.000 Yeah.
01:48:50.000 It's a cool thing happening here right now, man.
01:48:51.000 And Kill Tony is a giant cornerstone of it.
01:48:54.000 Your show is the cornerstone of...
01:48:56.000 And I was telling Tony this last night when we were having dinner together.
01:48:59.000 It's like it's the cornerstone of the comedy community for Austin and I think for the whole country because it teaches young comics to just be funny.
01:49:06.000 Just be funny.
01:49:08.000 Find your voice up there, but the most important thing is you got to be funny.
01:49:12.000 You only have one minute.
01:49:13.000 You can't virtue signal.
01:49:15.000 You can't talk about your victimhood.
01:49:17.000 No one wants to hear it.
01:49:18.000 Right.
01:49:18.000 You have one minute to be funny.
01:49:20.000 That's the art form.
01:49:21.000 The meat of the joke.
01:49:22.000 Yeah, and if you eventually develop a following, you develop an act, and in your act you have layers and all kinds of different stories, that's great, too.
01:49:31.000 And that's a lot what YouTube's for.
01:49:33.000 And there's a lot of great comics like Ali Sadiq.
01:49:35.000 His whole act is these stories.
01:49:37.000 I love Ali Sadiq.
01:49:37.000 He's so good.
01:49:38.000 And he can turn over an hour like nobody.
01:49:40.000 Because his stories are so good.
01:49:43.000 He's got so many of them.
01:49:44.000 But when he does that, that's not going to work on Kill Tony.
01:49:48.000 That's a different kind of act.
01:49:49.000 But it's still along the same vein.
01:49:52.000 He's funny.
01:49:53.000 And if he had to condense it to one minute, 100% he could do that.
01:49:57.000 That's what it teaches comics.
01:49:59.000 To be funny.
01:50:00.000 Just be funny.
01:50:00.000 Yeah, because a big majority of people can't even do a minute.
01:50:05.000 They can't even get one joke out in a minute.
01:50:09.000 Most people.
01:50:10.000 Yeah, it's crazy.
01:50:11.000 Yeah, it's hard. 0.98
01:50:12.000 It's fucking hard. 0.94
01:50:13.000 Especially if you're not good at editing. 0.98
01:50:14.000 Yeah.
01:50:15.000 If you're one of those guys doing open mic nights and you don't know how sloppy your stuff is and how much fat is in it.
01:50:20.000 Yeah.
01:50:21.000 People, it's a difficult skill to learn how to condense a joke into, you know, I really learned it from Joey.
01:50:27.000 I think Joey's the best at it.
01:50:29.000 Because Joey's set up punchline, bam! 0.96
01:50:31.000 It's always so electric. 0.99
01:50:34.000 Like when Joey's killing, it's always the punchline sneak in before you ever see him comment and you're fucking crying. 0.99
01:50:40.000 He's the best at that. 0.96
01:50:41.000 He really enforced this idea that I was already aware of, which is the economy of words.
01:50:46.000 Like, you say it with the least amount of words possible in the best way possible.
01:50:51.000 Thank you.
01:50:52.000 Except sometimes.
01:50:53.000 Sometimes you have to explain things.
01:50:55.000 Sometimes you have to take the people on a little journey.
01:50:57.000 Well, that's also a different kind of form.
01:51:00.000 I like going into a nice story.
01:51:03.000 Sure, it's edited down and it's not as long as it used to be, but I like that sometimes.
01:51:10.000 Well, that's where Ari's show was so good. 1.00
01:51:14.000 This Is Not Happening, when he was doing that.
01:51:16.000 I remember when he started that.
01:51:17.000 We were all hanging out and he said, I'm going to do a storyteller show.
01:51:22.000 It's a good way to develop material.
01:51:24.000 That is a good way to develop material.
01:51:26.000 People know you're just going to tell stories.
01:51:28.000 Because if you try to tell a story on stage, there's this expectation of constant punchlines.
01:51:33.000 So he figured out how to tell funny stories.
01:51:35.000 And we all sort of joined in on that.
01:51:38.000 Remember we used to do the lab at the improv?
01:51:40.000 That little room?
01:51:41.000 Which was the perfect place for it.
01:51:43.000 They should have never got rid of that little room.
01:51:45.000 I thought it's still there.
01:51:47.000 No.
01:51:48.000 Now it's a bar.
01:51:50.000 No, there's the bar in that little room in front of the bar, which is hot death. 1.00
01:51:54.000 Everybody eats a dick in that bar. 1.00
01:51:56.000 That's the worst room. 1.00
01:51:57.000 I hate that room.
01:51:58.000 That room is just something about...
01:51:59.000 Meanwhile, the other room was amazing.
01:52:01.000 It's crazy how just the setup of a room...
01:52:04.000 Changes everything.
01:52:06.000 If you have a room where it's fully contained, you don't have to constantly hear the door opening, you don't have constantly people shuffling through, getting to the other room, which is what that room has.
01:52:15.000 And then the bathroom is right around the corner, which mixes with the green room area.
01:52:19.000 All that chaos, there's too much chaos in that room.
01:52:22.000 It's not set up.
01:52:23.000 It's a curtain there. 1.00
01:52:24.000 Get the fuck out of here. 1.00
01:52:25.000 Go back to what you had. 1.00
01:52:26.000 You had a door when you went into a whole new room, and that whole new room had a small stage, and everybody was packed in tight, and it was magic.
01:52:34.000 Yeah, they screwed that up a lot.
01:52:36.000 Remember the mural?
01:52:38.000 At least they got rid of that.
01:52:40.000 How many times did we have to give them a hard time about it, though?
01:52:43.000 It took a while.
01:52:43.000 We were constantly goofing on.
01:52:45.000 Everyone looked like dolphins.
01:52:46.000 Yeah, who's that?
01:52:48.000 That's Richard Pryor.
01:52:49.000 No, it's not.
01:52:52.000 Like, there was so many people on that wall that was just like, what are you looking at?
01:52:56.000 I'm kind of scared to go to the Ice House because, you know, that was such a beautiful...
01:53:00.000 Both of those stages were pretty beautiful.
01:53:02.000 And all the photos I see now, it looks like you're at a, I don't know, a sports game or something.
01:53:08.000 It's supposed to still be really good, though.
01:53:09.000 Everybody I know that's worked has said the room is still pretty good.
01:53:12.000 I mean, not pretty good, really good.
01:53:13.000 It's still a great space, you know?
01:53:16.000 They did kind of jazz it up a little bit and clean it up, which is like the last thing I would have ever done to that place.
01:53:21.000 Right.
01:53:22.000 I would have left everything exactly the way it was.
01:53:24.000 Made some improvements.
01:53:25.000 You could make some improvements and not change the...
01:53:27.000 Because that room was magic.
01:53:29.000 That room was so good that agents wouldn't accept a tape from there.
01:53:33.000 Right.
01:53:33.000 Like if someone did a set from there, they're like, no, I need to see you at another club.
01:53:36.000 Right.
01:53:37.000 Because it was a cheat code.
01:53:38.000 Everyone killed there.
01:53:39.000 Oh.
01:53:39.000 Why is that?
01:53:40.000 Because it was like a road show.
01:53:42.000 Especially when you lived in LA, you're so used to these horrible audiences where half of it was managers and Hollywood staff and people in the industry.
01:53:49.000 So when you would go there, none of those people ever drove over there.
01:53:52.000 So it felt like, oh, this is like I'm on the road.
01:53:55.000 Yeah, it was like the road, right?
01:53:56.000 They were appreciative.
01:53:58.000 And it was fun.
01:53:59.000 And they were just regular people.
01:54:00.000 Yeah, they weren't like industry adjacent.
01:54:02.000 Right.
01:54:03.000 I mean, how many people when you go to the comedy store on a regular night just like...
01:54:06.000 Yeah.
01:54:07.000 Actors and producers and...
01:54:09.000 Agent show.
01:54:10.000 It's an agent show.
01:54:10.000 I remember there was this lady in the front room.
01:54:12.000 She turned out to be some executive for one of the networks.
01:54:14.000 And she was like stopping the comics from saying things.
01:54:17.000 Don't say that.
01:54:18.000 Stop saying that. 1.00
01:54:19.000 Oh, shit. 1.00
01:54:19.000 She was drunk. 1.00
01:54:20.000 And then we found out she was an executive.
01:54:21.000 Hilarious. 1.00
01:54:21.000 What the fuck are you doing? 1.00
01:54:23.000 Interrupting art. 1.00
01:54:24.000 Oh, God.
01:54:25.000 You shouldn't even be here.
01:54:27.000 This isn't even what you're involved in.
01:54:29.000 You think you have that carte blanche just because you're sort of connected to comedy somehow?
01:54:34.000 Because occasionally your network hires comedians for sitcoms?
01:54:37.000 Like, get out of here. 0.99
01:54:39.000 The fuck out of here. 0.99
01:54:40.000 But that was the mentality that those people had. 1.00
01:54:43.000 Like, they could just tell you what to do and what to say.
01:54:44.000 They were used to telling people what to do.
01:54:46.000 They thought they could just stop comedy.
01:54:48.000 You know, it was so annoying.
01:54:50.000 There's so many arms crossed.
01:54:53.000 So many people in that crowd, they didn't go there to have a good time.
01:54:57.000 A lot of them went there and they were upset that they weren't on stage.
01:55:02.000 There's a lot of that. 0.99
01:55:04.000 Just that fucking weirdness of Hollywood. 1.00
01:55:06.000 But it also made for a great place to practice, too, because if your shit worked there, you'd work anywhere. 1.00
01:55:12.000 If you could kill the store in the OR, that was a legit set. 0.99
01:55:18.000 I saw Doug Stanhope at Skankfest the other day.
01:55:21.000 Oh, yeah? 0.91
01:55:21.000 He drank his own piss on stage. 0.91
01:55:24.000 Oh, what a good move.
01:55:25.000 Definitely a good substitute for writing.
01:55:27.000 Have you seen the preview for his movie, his new movie?
01:55:30.000 It looks so good.
01:55:31.000 No, I haven't seen it.
01:55:32.000 It's called, like, On the Road or something.
01:55:36.000 Is it a documentary?
01:55:37.000 No, it's a movie made by somebody famous, and it's about being on the road.
01:55:43.000 Okay, I have to pee.
01:55:44.000 I want to come back and watch the trailer.
01:55:46.000 Cool.
01:55:46.000 All right, right back.
01:55:48.000 We're back.
01:55:49.000 Hi everybody.
01:55:51.000 The movie's called Road Dogs and Jamie said it actually won some awards. 0.98
01:55:55.000 Oh shit. 0.99
01:55:56.000 The Road Dog. 1.00
01:55:57.000 Is this about comics?
01:55:59.000 Yeah.
01:55:59.000 Greg Fitzsimmons is in it.
01:56:01.000 You should watch the trailer.
01:56:02.000 It's like, whoa, Doug.
01:56:04.000 Okay.
01:56:05.000 Press, let's go.
01:56:12.000 Why is that?
01:56:15.000 Is this it?
01:56:21.000 You ready for your headliner?
01:56:22.000 He's been doing it for over 30 years.
01:56:25.000 Please welcome the Road Dog, Jimmy Quinn!
01:56:28.000 My name's Jimmy, and I'm an alcoholic.
01:56:31.000 How you feeling, Jimmy?
01:56:32.000 You look a little worn out.
01:56:34.000 I'm a road comic.
01:56:35.000 I am worn out.
01:56:37.000 No way!
01:56:38.000 I'm not the maid.
01:56:41.000 I'm your son.
01:56:46.000 Can I take it to lunch?
01:56:48.000 Give me a minute.
01:56:51.000 I'm sure I'm not what you expected.
01:56:53.000 You're exactly what I expected.
01:56:58.000 Imagine you want to be a comedian.
01:56:59.000 Maybe it's genetic.
01:57:03.000 Let's stop down med school. 0.89
01:57:04.000 Hold your applause.
01:57:06.000 It's funny.
01:57:07.000 Let's say we spend a little bit more time together.
01:57:09.000 We'll have some goofs. 1.00
01:57:10.000 I'm afraid you won't be receiving any money, but I will pray for you.
01:57:15.000 You got a nice kid there.
01:57:17.000 Certainly thinks highly of you.
01:57:19.000 Yeah, he doesn't know me that well, Phil.
01:57:21.000 I'm a little nervous because, uh, you know what you did to your last headlining act?
01:57:26.000 I've been booking Jimmy 20 years.
01:57:28.000 His father's probably one of the funniest people I've been in my life.
01:57:31.000 But he has no discipline.
01:57:32.000 Comedy's about pain.
01:57:34.000 It's like he doesn't even care. 1.00
01:57:36.000 He's an addict.
01:57:37.000 Until he decides he wants to do it for himself, there's nothing you or anyone else can do it for him.
01:57:41.000 How come we never made on TV? TV isn't real comedy.
01:57:45.000 Real comedy's live, you know, in the moment.
01:57:48.000 I go on that stage, I'm the talent, I'm the writer, I'm the director.
01:57:52.000 If the customer doesn't like it, I tell the customer to go.
01:57:57.000 Who is in the car?
01:57:59.000 Oh, that's David.
01:58:01.000 My son.
01:58:03.000 Top that for a living.
01:58:05.000 Remember me How I made you laugh Jesus, I'm depressed already.
01:58:13.000 I know, right? 0.98
01:58:14.000 And to think Doug Stanup had sex to have a kid. 0.99
01:58:21.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:58:23.000 Old Douglas.
01:58:24.000 It was great having him at the club.
01:58:25.000 Yeah.
01:58:26.000 He was there early on.
01:58:27.000 One of the first ones we did.
01:58:28.000 Came down.
01:58:29.000 Checked it out.
01:58:30.000 Just cool having him around.
01:58:32.000 I love that guy.
01:58:33.000 Yeah.
01:58:33.000 Such an original human.
01:58:36.000 He's such uniquely Doug.
01:58:38.000 I mean, he is who he is.
01:58:39.000 Absolutely.
01:58:41.000 And his girl.
01:58:42.000 Bingo.
01:58:42.000 And his manager.
01:58:43.000 Yeah, the whole thing.
01:58:44.000 The whole crew.
01:58:45.000 Chaos crew.
01:58:46.000 Funny people, man.
01:58:48.000 Is he still doing his podcast?
01:58:50.000 I believe so.
01:58:51.000 I know his place caught on fire, so I'm not sure if that was a part of it or not.
01:58:59.000 Bro, we've been doing this since 2009. Isn't it crazy?
01:59:03.000 The beginning when we first started doing it, everybody's like, what the fuck are you doing? 0.95
01:59:06.000 We actually did it even more before that, too. 0.81
01:59:08.000 Just, you know, back in the Justin TV days.
01:59:11.000 We tried a few different versions of something.
01:59:13.000 Yeah. 0.94
01:59:14.000 Where we'd fuck around in the green room.
01:59:16.000 We tried a few different versions of, like, this idea that we could just stream stuff and have fun.
01:59:24.000 But that's, I think, why it worked.
01:59:26.000 Because it was all just fun.
01:59:28.000 Like, no one ever thought it was going to be a business.
01:59:31.000 Yeah.
01:59:32.000 It was more just hanging out.
01:59:33.000 Yeah.
01:59:34.000 Doing tech stuff in your office.
01:59:36.000 Having a good time. 0.98
01:59:37.000 Being silly. 0.96
01:59:38.000 You know? 0.99
01:59:39.000 We thought of a lot of versions of it.
01:59:41.000 I mean, before Twitch was a thing, you know...
01:59:46.000 Imagine a world where people would make a living just streaming video games online.
01:59:51.000 They just like playing video games.
01:59:53.000 Then all of a sudden this thing came along and now people make crazy money where people watch them play video games.
01:59:59.000 Like what?
02:00:00.000 I watched four hours of a guy playing putter playing Grand Theft Auto role-playing last night.
02:00:08.000 I wonder how much different is that than me watching pool.
02:00:11.000 It's probably the same.
02:00:13.000 Not much different.
02:00:15.000 Wouldn't it be better if you were playing?
02:00:16.000 Yes, definitely.
02:00:17.000 But there's a thing in watching people play stuff.
02:00:21.000 It's exciting.
02:00:23.000 Especially if you play that thing.
02:00:25.000 If you're watching Elon play Diablo, and you play Diablo, something's exciting about that.
02:00:31.000 Yeah.
02:00:32.000 No one saw that coming either.
02:00:33.000 No one saw a podcast coming.
02:00:36.000 No one saw that coming.
02:00:37.000 There's a bunch of these things that no one saw coming.
02:00:40.000 And I think the next thing is definitely that Zuck and Lex stuff.
02:00:44.000 Yeah.
02:00:45.000 Well, you've been doing VR for a long time. 0.99
02:00:48.000 You've been doing these fuck arounds. 0.96
02:00:50.000 Yeah, it's just me playing video games pretty much. 0.99
02:00:52.000 But yeah, it's...
02:00:53.000 And you know, it's...
02:00:57.000 It's hard to communicate because it's 2D, you're watching me play on 2D, so it just looks like I'm playing a regular video game in a chat room or something.
02:01:06.000 So the idea of that, Lex and Zuck doing it, that kind of shows more like, hey, these people aren't together.
02:01:15.000 That's not them, you know?
02:01:16.000 That's crazy.
02:01:18.000 That's crazy.
02:01:18.000 And I think once Apple also releases it, it's going to be a different world when it comes to that stuff, I think.
02:01:25.000 Yeah, I think so too.
02:01:26.000 And I think if everybody gets on, if it's as easy as getting on your phone, because it's not going to be in the beginning.
02:01:33.000 Not everybody's going to have that thing.
02:01:34.000 It might be one of those things that we look at like this, like 2023 to 2025 discontinued.
02:01:41.000 It might be, but it might eventually boil down to a pair of glasses that you wear. 0.95
02:01:46.000 Some cool looking glasses that allow you to do all this wild shit. 0.99
02:01:49.000 You scan your face using your iPhone. 0.91
02:01:51.000 The thing is, like, where's the battery gonna be?
02:01:53.000 How much battery life is it gonna have?
02:01:55.000 Well, that's the one thing that Apple, I think, did wrong, is that this first generation of theirs, the battery, you're wearing it on your, like, belt.
02:02:04.000 Which is what everybody loves.
02:02:05.000 Yeah, I mean, you know Steve Jobs would never have allowed that.
02:02:08.000 No way.
02:02:09.000 Never!
02:02:10.000 No way.
02:02:11.000 He probably would have said, we can't do it yet.
02:02:13.000 No.
02:02:13.000 Or just, I mean, put the battery in the back.
02:02:17.000 Yeah, even that is not gonna work.
02:02:19.000 It needs to be big.
02:02:20.000 That battery is like a brick.
02:02:22.000 I mean you're carrying around essentially like a tablet.
02:02:25.000 Like how big is the battery?
02:02:27.000 It's about the size, it's like bigger than an iPhone.
02:02:30.000 It's about the size of an iPhone but a little thicker.
02:02:32.000 It's kind of heavy, right?
02:02:34.000 It's got to be all batteries.
02:02:35.000 Yeah, but it's only like two hours, three hour battery pack too though.
02:02:39.000 They probably wanted to give you a backpack.
02:02:41.000 Yeah.
02:02:42.000 But then again, like, what is going on with having that electronic strapped to you?
02:02:47.000 Right.
02:02:48.000 Like, is that good for you?
02:02:49.000 That's what it looks like.
02:02:50.000 Yeah.
02:02:50.000 So that thing sits in your pocket?
02:02:52.000 Yeah.
02:02:52.000 Or your belt.
02:02:53.000 Yeah.
02:02:54.000 And the cool thing, though, is that you can just...
02:02:56.000 It's MagSafe, you know?
02:02:58.000 So they want you to buy multiple ones.
02:03:00.000 Right.
02:03:00.000 So you can't take it off.
02:03:02.000 And I think there's an internal battery that lasts a small...
02:03:04.000 So you can take it off without disconnecting and reconnect.
02:03:06.000 Right, and then swap it.
02:03:07.000 So you're gonna have like 10 of those things.
02:03:11.000 Are you though?
02:03:12.000 I mean, I'm going to.
02:03:14.000 There's gonna be a bunch of people that do do it.
02:03:16.000 It looks dope.
02:03:16.000 That lady in the upper corner, the Black World one, click the upper, yeah.
02:03:21.000 Yeah, with the eyes.
02:03:23.000 That thing's the creepiest thing.
02:03:24.000 You're going to see people walking around like that.
02:03:25.000 You're going to be jealous.
02:03:26.000 All like dead-eyed.
02:03:28.000 I could see 6th Street filled with people walking down the street like that.
02:03:32.000 Heck yeah.
02:03:32.000 Because you're going to be able to get an Uber from that thing.
02:03:34.000 You're going to be able to order food from that thing.
02:03:37.000 Right?
02:03:38.000 Yep.
02:03:39.000 Wow.
02:03:40.000 I like it.
02:03:41.000 I think it's going to be...
02:03:42.000 I think just because it's so unique and crazy, and especially the eye thing, I think people are going to be jealous when other people have it.
02:03:49.000 Because the first year, supposedly, they're not going to make that many of them to make it even more desirable.
02:03:55.000 And this is augmented reality, right?
02:03:57.000 So what are the features it's going to offer you that's going to make you walk down Congress?
02:04:01.000 It's going to be VR and AR, but yeah, things like having stuff pop up, like maps and stuff, like go turn right here, or phone calls, or you'll be able to do FaceTime with people.
02:04:12.000 You think people are going to drive with that thing on?
02:04:14.000 They originally didn't show anyone outside of their house, though, so...
02:04:17.000 Right.
02:04:18.000 That'll be another step.
02:04:20.000 Someone's going to have to make something that makes you take it out of your house and put it on, sort of.
02:04:24.000 Right.
02:04:24.000 It's got to be feasible that you can walk around with this thing on.
02:04:27.000 And they're also not putting it on their shoulders to make that. 0.99
02:04:30.000 They're like, yeah, developers, go ahead and buy it and start thinking of cool shit. 0.90
02:04:35.000 Because we're not going to take that responsibility. 0.98
02:04:37.000 And then when you do have it, what's to stop you from watching a movie while you're driving?
02:04:42.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:04:43.000 I mean, people are fucking stupid. 1.00
02:04:45.000 It would be cool, though, to have that on while you're driving and kind of like what Tesla has, like the boxes around people, so it's like, watch out to the right. 1.00
02:04:53.000 Do you remember when people were playing Pokemon Go in their cars?
02:04:57.000 Yeah.
02:04:57.000 It was real common.
02:04:59.000 Yeah.
02:04:59.000 I remember I was in my truck, so I was in my Lexus, the SUV, so I was looking down at this lady.
02:05:05.000 She was driving erratically. 0.99
02:05:07.000 And I'm like, this bitch is playing Pokemon. 1.00
02:05:09.000 She was playing Pokemon while she was driving. 0.99
02:05:11.000 So she had the Pokemon up and she was looking at that while she was driving.
02:05:14.000 That was a weird week when that game came out.
02:05:18.000 I remember going to the comedy store.
02:05:20.000 Literally every single comic had their phone open playing it.
02:05:23.000 People on the sidewalk was all teamed up in a big group, like strangers just playing it.
02:05:28.000 Because I guess there was a fighting ring at the comedy store that everyone wanted to play.
02:05:33.000 And...
02:05:35.000 What happened?
02:05:37.000 Why did it die?
02:05:38.000 The novelty kind of wore off of it, I think.
02:05:41.000 Just like everything.
02:05:42.000 After two weeks or so.
02:05:45.000 I'll still pull it out once in a while and play and see what's around my house.
02:05:55.000 How many monthly players do you think they average?
02:05:59.000 It's still huge in Asia.
02:06:01.000 Let me say 50 million.
02:06:04.000 78 over the last 30 days.
02:06:06.000 What?
02:06:07.000 Yeah, it's still huge in Asia.
02:06:09.000 But in America, I would love to see what the drop-off was.
02:06:13.000 Yeah.
02:06:14.000 Where it was.
02:06:15.000 I opened it up like a month ago, and there were still people playing around me, where I live in the middle of nowhere, so there's still people probably playing.
02:06:23.000 It says there's still about a million people in America playing it.
02:06:26.000 That's only a million, though.
02:06:27.000 Yeah, that's not much.
02:06:28.000 What was it at the peak?
02:06:29.000 It had to be crazy hot.
02:06:30.000 Crazy, yeah.
02:06:31.000 I wonder what happened to those people.
02:06:32.000 They just woke up?
02:06:33.000 Yeah.
02:06:34.000 Imagine, like, bro, we got this.
02:06:36.000 Right.
02:06:36.000 Imagine what they were thinking.
02:06:37.000 Dude, we got them.
02:06:38.000 They're hooked forever.
02:06:40.000 Forever.
02:06:41.000 This is going to be like every other game that people get addicted to. 0.89
02:06:43.000 And then everybody was just like, get the fuck out of here with this thing.
02:06:46.000 There's three times as many people in the U.S. than Japan playing it. 0.97
02:06:49.000 Really?
02:06:49.000 According to this statistic.
02:06:51.000 Are we the number one?
02:06:53.000 No, I think Korea, probably.
02:06:54.000 I mean, it doesn't have...
02:06:55.000 Yeah, it has U.S. number one, Great Britain number two, Japan number three, Sweden and Canada, but they might be leaving out some...
02:07:01.000 So we're number one.
02:07:03.000 Number one. 1.00
02:07:04.000 Fuck yeah. 1.00
02:07:05.000 America! 1.00
02:07:06.000 Fuck yeah! 1.00
02:07:08.000 What is the number one country where video games are played? 1.00
02:07:11.000 Is it America?
02:07:13.000 That or China. 0.71
02:07:15.000 Right?
02:07:16.000 I would think.
02:07:17.000 I don't know.
02:07:22.000 Yeah, I would imagine it would be...
02:07:23.000 I mean, I know that video game, like, those leagues are huge in Asia.
02:07:30.000 Uh-huh.
02:07:30.000 You know?
02:07:31.000 Like, Korea. 0.65
02:07:32.000 StarCraft was the big one, right?
02:07:34.000 They used to have those giant tournaments. 0.79
02:07:35.000 Yep.
02:07:36.000 Now it's, like, League of Legends.
02:07:37.000 China won US 2 for video game players, I guess.
02:07:42.000 Do you ever talk to...
02:07:43.000 Players and revenue.
02:07:43.000 Do you ever talk to...
02:07:44.000 Carmack anymore?
02:07:46.000 Yeah, occasionally.
02:07:47.000 Yeah, we were going back and forth on Twitter the other day.
02:07:50.000 Remember when we went down to his office?
02:07:52.000 That was 17 years ago or something?
02:07:55.000 At least.
02:07:55.000 Yeah.
02:07:56.000 At least.
02:07:57.000 Yeah, that was when they were developing Quake 3. Yeah.
02:08:00.000 Yeah, that was awesome.
02:08:02.000 To be able to play Quake with those guys in their own studios?
02:08:06.000 Mm-hmm.
02:08:07.000 That was a dream.
02:08:08.000 Boy, that made you realize how much work is involved.
02:08:10.000 Yeah.
02:08:11.000 In making a video game?
02:08:12.000 Like, whoa.
02:08:13.000 Yeah.
02:08:14.000 Whoa.
02:08:15.000 That's work.
02:08:16.000 Like, you need a guy like Carmack who just sits there for 16 hours a day.
02:08:20.000 Mm-hmm.
02:08:22.000 Just coding.
02:08:23.000 Just a crazy stat.
02:08:24.000 I don't know if you remember.
02:08:25.000 I feel like I don't believe it.
02:08:26.000 Three out of four Americans play video games on various consoles with more than half playing on mobile phones.
02:08:31.000 You don't think that's true?
02:08:32.000 I believe that.
02:08:33.000 I mean, I guess, like, is it for five minutes minimum per month or something like that?
02:08:37.000 U.S. trails China with over 244 million gamers.
02:08:41.000 China has 665 million gamers.
02:08:44.000 Woo! 0.99
02:08:45.000 It translated into $40.85 billion in revenue for 2020. Ukraine's like, that's not enough.
02:08:50.000 We need more.
02:08:51.000 Although the 2018 license freeze slowed down the YOY growth rate, the Chinese gaming market was still able to post a modest from $36.5 billion in 2019. A modest increase, I think it was supposed to say there.
02:09:06.000 Right.
02:09:07.000 Wow.
02:09:08.000 So three out of four Americans play video games.
02:09:09.000 You think that's too high, Jamin?
02:09:11.000 Yeah, I mean, would you consider yourself a gamer even though you don't play now?
02:09:15.000 I mean, you were one, but...
02:09:16.000 No, I definitely wouldn't consider myself now.
02:09:18.000 I haven't played a game in years.
02:09:19.000 Well, but I think my mom even opens up, like, crossword games or, like...
02:09:24.000 Subway Surfers.
02:09:26.000 Subway Surfers is addictive, man.
02:09:29.000 People love that.
02:09:31.000 Yeah, but, you know, there's, like, parent games, you know, like...
02:09:34.000 Yeah, those are video games.
02:09:36.000 Yeah.
02:09:36.000 I guess.
02:09:38.000 Chess.
02:09:38.000 Chess.
02:09:38.000 You play chess on your phone.
02:09:39.000 Isn't that a video game?
02:09:40.000 Yeah.
02:09:41.000 Or that Minesweep thing. 1.00
02:09:43.000 Yeah, that's the ultimate one to play online.
02:09:45.000 Chess.
02:09:46.000 Because you can kind of get a game at any point in time with some wizard all over the world. 0.99
02:09:52.000 You guys can head fuck each other. 0.95
02:09:54.000 This wild game that's been around for thousands of years. 1.00
02:09:58.000 That poor guy.
02:10:00.000 Who? 1.00
02:10:01.000 That chess champion and everyone thinks put a butt plug in his ass. 1.00
02:10:04.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00
02:10:05.000 They think he cheated somehow and one of the ideas was anal beads. 0.99
02:10:08.000 Yeah, vibrating anal beads. 1.00
02:10:11.000 My thought is, first of all, that guy, I think, has cheated before. 0.99
02:10:16.000 I think he kind of admitted that he did online.
02:10:18.000 But also plays really good chess.
02:10:22.000 He's a top-level chess player, too.
02:10:25.000 And I think a lot of those really ambitious guys, they cheated just to jack up their rating.
02:10:31.000 Right.
02:10:32.000 It's kind of a thing to have a very high rating.
02:10:35.000 Right.
02:10:37.000 And then they always accuse each other of cheating.
02:10:39.000 Of course.
02:10:40.000 Because you could cheat.
02:10:40.000 How would you...
02:10:41.000 And why would you think he had like a vibrating butt plug in also? 0.98
02:10:45.000 All things. 0.98
02:10:45.000 See, that just... 0.98
02:10:46.000 It's a fun thing to say.
02:10:47.000 Right. 1.00
02:10:47.000 It's like when they said Trump had hookers pee on him. 1.00
02:10:50.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:10:50.000 It's a fun thing to say. 1.00
02:10:53.000 You know?
02:10:55.000 Who knows what's true? 0.99
02:10:57.000 But if I was gonna cheat at a chess match and I used vibrating anal beads... 0.97
02:11:02.000 We don't know the answer. 0.81
02:11:02.000 They just reached an agreement and they're gonna not talk about it anymore, I guess. 0.81
02:11:06.000 So they settled a dispute over cheating claims at Rock Chess.
02:11:09.000 U.S. player had filed lawsuit against the former world champion.
02:11:12.000 Parties agreed to move forward after a series of allegations.
02:11:15.000 I think if you can't prove that he cheated, and it seems like they can't prove, they just suspected that he cheated.
02:11:22.000 Hans Niemann, a rising star in the chess world, filed a $100 million lawsuit against Magnus Carlsen.
02:11:27.000 The website chess.com and chess streamer Hikaru Nakamura, after allegations that he had cheated, the allegations began after Neiman beat Carlsen, widely considered one of the greatest players in history in a match, how do you say that word?
02:11:41.000 Sinkfield.
02:11:43.000 Sinkfield Cup last year.
02:11:45.000 The Norwegian implied that the then teenager had cheated.
02:11:49.000 A week later, Carlsen refused to play in an online game against the American, opting instead to resign.
02:11:55.000 Neiman has admitted to cheating online when he was 12 and 16, but insists he has never done so over the board.
02:12:01.000 He also promised to play naked to prove his innocence. 0.99
02:12:05.000 What about your butt? 1.00
02:12:06.000 That makes me suspicious. 1.00
02:12:09.000 After unfounded claims you may have used vibrating anal beads were amplified by Elon Musk. 0.84
02:12:14.000 Elon, what are you doing? 0.65
02:12:19.000 Amplified.
02:12:20.000 That's a funny term.
02:12:21.000 Chess.com, which has millions of users around the world, concluded in a 72-page report released last October that Neiman had likely cheated in online matches between July 2015 and August 2020. Neiman denied those allegations.
02:12:36.000 The report did not find any evidence that Neiman had cheated in in-person matches.
02:12:41.000 So, a U.S. judge dismissed Neiman's suit in June on Monday.
02:12:45.000 Chess.com said the parties have agreed to move forward with no further threat of legal action.
02:12:50.000 Well, I guess that's good.
02:12:51.000 The thing is, it's hard to say because the guy's really good, too.
02:12:55.000 It's like he's a really good chess player as well.
02:13:01.000 It said, at this time, Hans has been fully reinstated at chess.com, and we look forward to his participation in our events.
02:13:09.000 We would also like to reaffirm that we stand by the findings in our October 2022 public report regarding Hans, including that we found no determinative evidence that he has cheated in any in-person games.
02:13:22.000 We all love chess and appreciate all of the passionate fans and community members who allow us to do what we do.
02:13:28.000 Okay, that's fair.
02:13:30.000 It makes it interesting.
02:13:31.000 Now people are paying attention to chess.
02:13:33.000 That's one good thing about it that people need to recognize.
02:13:36.000 Like, that was a lot of publicity for chess. 0.98
02:13:38.000 It just seems like Idiocracy, you know, the movie Idiocracy, that now, before a chess match, there might be a choice where we have to put up a curtain, have a doctor look at each of the player's assholes before they can play a game of chess. 0.96
02:13:52.000 Maybe there's a thing you could swallow and it would vibrate inside of you. 0.98
02:13:56.000 You could swallow.
02:13:58.000 I'm sure there's way more than that too.
02:14:01.000 You're talking about a lot of money.
02:14:03.000 I don't know how much money chess players make.
02:14:06.000 What's a big tournament in chess?
02:14:09.000 What's a grand prize?
02:14:11.000 Take a guess.
02:14:12.000 A million?
02:14:13.000 No, I don't think it's...
02:14:14.000 A few hundred K? I think, okay, let's find out the biggest amount of money ever won in a chess tournament.
02:14:23.000 Wow.
02:14:23.000 I'd say it's a million.
02:14:24.000 I'd say it's...
02:14:26.000 4.5 million.
02:14:28.000 That's probably right.
02:14:29.000 I'm probably under...
02:14:31.000 But I think most chess matches...
02:14:33.000 Because there's no money in chess.
02:14:34.000 I think in other countries, people really value chess a lot more than they value it in America.
02:14:40.000 For some strange...
02:14:41.000 But we do value it as like, if you're good at chess, you have to be smart.
02:14:44.000 If someone says they're really good at chess, I'm like, oh.
02:14:46.000 You immediately think they're smart.
02:14:48.000 They have to be smart.
02:14:49.000 It's like one game. 1.00
02:14:51.000 You could be really good at hockey and be a moron, I guess. 1.00
02:14:56.000 I would imagine. 1.00
02:14:57.000 I don't know.
02:14:58.000 I know a lot of people who play hockey are brilliant.
02:15:00.000 But it's possible that you could just be a goon.
02:15:03.000 Right? 0.77
02:15:04.000 And just like smash people and check into people and you're good at skating.
02:15:07.000 But if I talk to you about the world, I would imagine you don't have a nuance take.
02:15:11.000 But if you tell me that you're a chess grandmaster, I'm like, oh, that's a smart person.
02:15:16.000 That's an extraordinarily smart person, like universally smart. 0.99
02:15:20.000 Like, I don't think there's a single moron that's like a chess grandmaster. 0.99
02:15:23.000 I don't think it's possible. 1.00
02:15:24.000 You could be a moron and be, like, really good at some things. 1.00
02:15:28.000 Checkers. 1.00
02:15:29.000 You could be a moron and have, like, a crazy fastball. 1.00
02:15:33.000 Like, that's all you do is you just fucking throw that ball so fast and accurate. 1.00
02:15:37.000 But you might be a moron. 1.00
02:15:38.000 It's possible. 1.00
02:15:39.000 You're probably brilliant. 1.00
02:15:41.000 I'm not saying that all pitchers are morons, but I think there's a possibility that you could be a moron. 1.00
02:15:46.000 Whereas if you're a chess grandmaster, there's zero possibility you're dumb. 1.00
02:15:51.000 Right? 0.99
02:15:51.000 I would say so. 0.99
02:15:52.000 Agreed?
02:15:52.000 I would agree.
02:15:53.000 Yeah.
02:15:53.000 Don't you think, Jamie?
02:15:54.000 Yeah.
02:15:55.000 For sure.
02:15:55.000 So that's a unique game.
02:15:57.000 So I have two answers, I guess, to two questions.
02:16:00.000 You said the biggest prize ever awarded is a little different than how they really do it.
02:16:04.000 But the biggest prize ever, I guess we could do a guess.
02:16:07.000 Would you like to guess?
02:16:08.000 It's the 1992. I said 4.5.
02:16:10.000 I said 1 million.
02:16:11.000 So 5 million is the biggest match ever.
02:16:14.000 Wow.
02:16:14.000 Between two guys, Fisher and Spassky, so maybe Bobby Fisher.
02:16:18.000 Mm-hmm.
02:16:21.000 There are 27 different people that have won over a million dollars playing chess.
02:16:26.000 Okay, but there's 27 people that won over a million dollars playing pool.
02:16:30.000 Yeah.
02:16:32.000 I would say the average is probably...
02:16:34.000 They make a quarter million dollars a year, the best guys.
02:16:36.000 Kasparov is listed as the top overall at 17.2 million.
02:16:43.000 Another guy at 14.2.
02:16:45.000 Kasparov is an interesting guy.
02:16:47.000 Very vocal in his anti-Russian government talk on social media.
02:16:54.000 It's like... 0.98
02:16:56.000 I'd be fucking nervous if I was that dude. 0.88
02:16:59.000 Yeah. 0.95
02:16:59.000 You know? 0.95
02:17:00.000 I don't know if he lives there.
02:17:01.000 There's certain things you don't talk about that.
02:17:02.000 Michael Jackson.
02:17:04.000 No, you don't have to talk about it.
02:17:05.000 No, I tweeted one thing about Michael Jackson once and I was getting attacked.
02:17:09.000 Yeah, you should read the comments.
02:17:12.000 The Michael Jackson one is crazy because there's like, most people think he did something wrong.
02:17:17.000 Most people.
02:17:18.000 And yet his music plays everywhere.
02:17:20.000 Yep.
02:17:21.000 That's how good he is.
02:17:22.000 Or was.
02:17:23.000 Yep.
02:17:24.000 And that's like the best cautionary tale as to how sideways you can go with fame.
02:17:29.000 Like, he went the most sideways that anybody ever went.
02:17:34.000 It's really weird seeing him.
02:17:36.000 I watched some video of, you know, when they were asking him questions about things, you know, and the video made it look like he had a big hole in his nose.
02:17:44.000 Yeah, he did.
02:17:45.000 Yeah, his nose had collapsed.
02:17:46.000 That was a hole.
02:17:47.000 Yeah.
02:17:47.000 Okay, I thought it was just weird shadows.
02:17:49.000 I'm like, it looks like he has a...
02:17:51.000 No, I don't think it was.
02:17:52.000 I think this was all pre-Photoshop days.
02:17:55.000 Or videos, yeah.
02:17:56.000 I think he had skin grafts on his nose.
02:17:58.000 Because if you have too many nose surgeries, first of all, there's something that can happen where the tissue dies.
02:18:04.000 Like you cut into things too many times, the tissue dies.
02:18:06.000 I have a wooden nostril.
02:18:09.000 I think he burned a hole through his.
02:18:11.000 That's what he said.
02:18:12.000 He used to always say, I always wondered if that was real.
02:18:14.000 Like, is that just...
02:18:15.000 Is that possible?
02:18:17.000 The thing about Joey was everything was a crazy exaggeration that was funny.
02:18:21.000 That was like his style of comedy.
02:18:23.000 It's like, you know, everything was like 20. You know, he'd say something, just something ridiculous where you know it couldn't be possible and you had to laugh.
02:18:32.000 Cartoon. 0.97
02:18:32.000 He's a cartoon. 0.97
02:18:33.000 He's the best.
02:18:34.000 I miss him.
02:18:35.000 That's one person I really, really wish lived here.
02:18:38.000 Well, he's going to come visit.
02:18:40.000 You know, he did the mothership one night.
02:18:42.000 He came by.
02:18:43.000 They went nuts.
02:18:45.000 Every time he goes anywhere, people go nuts.
02:18:46.000 But, you know, he's enjoying himself in New Jersey.
02:18:49.000 He likes New Jersey.
02:18:50.000 And when I went there with him, I get it.
02:18:52.000 I get it.
02:18:53.000 It's nice, relaxed.
02:18:54.000 He goes to these Italian restaurants.
02:18:55.000 They all know who he is.
02:18:57.000 Everybody knows him.
02:18:58.000 They're all nice.
02:18:59.000 Nice, normal people.
02:19:00.000 He likes it.
02:19:01.000 His kid likes it.
02:19:02.000 His wife likes it.
02:19:04.000 It'd be cool to have Florentine as a neighbor, too.
02:19:06.000 I think that's...
02:19:07.000 I mean, he's gonna come down every now and again, hang out with us.
02:19:11.000 Also, you don't want him coming here in the summer and yelling at you.
02:19:14.000 No, no. 0.99
02:19:15.000 The fuck is this Joe Rogan? 1.00
02:19:17.000 107 degrees. 1.00
02:19:18.000 Yikes. 0.99
02:19:19.000 The fuck is 107 degrees? 0.99
02:19:24.000 That was a little much this year, you know. 0.99
02:19:27.000 It was pretty extreme.
02:19:28.000 It's interesting.
02:19:29.000 It's like anybody who denies, like people want to deny climate change, don't do that.
02:19:36.000 No.
02:19:36.000 Don't do that.
02:19:37.000 Listen, we can debate what impact human beings are having on it and what should be done about it, certainly.
02:19:45.000 But the idea that something's going on, like...
02:19:47.000 Are you looking at the weather?
02:19:51.000 Are you paying attention?
02:19:52.000 It seems like it's really hot in the summer.
02:19:54.000 I mean, maybe that's just a streak and it's gonna go back to cool again.
02:19:58.000 Maybe not though.
02:19:59.000 The thing about it is, this is what no one wants to admit on either side of that, is that it never stays flat.
02:20:06.000 The climate always does this, before we were ever around.
02:20:10.000 It gets crazy hot, and then there's an ice age, and then the polar caps melt, and the fucking sea rises, and they find ancient civilizations underwater, because there used to be a town there, and all this pottery's there, because the people got drowned out because the ocean moved.
02:20:26.000 It's always changed.
02:20:27.000 It's always changed.
02:20:29.000 What we should be concentrating on more than anything, I think, is what we're doing to the ocean.
02:20:35.000 What we're doing to the ocean is crazy.
02:20:37.000 We've killed...
02:20:38.000 We tried to figure out how much it is.
02:20:41.000 It's hard.
02:20:41.000 They don't know what the real estimates are, but some people estimate it's like as high as 90% of the big fish in the ocean are missing.
02:20:50.000 Like, we just scooped them up with nets and fucking served them up in cans, in tuna cans, and in sushi, and we went ham! 0.64
02:21:00.000 And then we're throwing plastic in the ocean. 0.98
02:21:02.000 Microplastics are now in rain.
02:21:04.000 That's crazy.
02:21:07.000 That's convenient if you want to get your microprostics in your diet. 1.00
02:21:10.000 If you're trying to disrupt your endocrine system, you don't have time to eat credit cards, just drink water.
02:21:15.000 It's in the rain.
02:21:16.000 Oh my god.
02:21:17.000 Of course it's in the rain.
02:21:19.000 It gets evaporated.
02:21:20.000 It's in the water.
02:21:20.000 It evaporates, goes in the sky.
02:21:23.000 Did you read that new study?
02:21:25.000 Something shocking about one out of three women who drank Diet Coke during pregnancy had an autistic kid.
02:21:34.000 Oh my god.
02:21:35.000 And they're now putting this connection to Diet Coke and Diet...
02:21:38.000 Is that real?
02:21:40.000 Aspartame?
02:21:41.000 It just came up.
02:21:42.000 When was this?
02:21:43.000 This was like two weeks ago I read this.
02:21:45.000 Oh my god.
02:21:45.000 And...
02:21:46.000 That's scary because there is a lot more, I think, more autistic people or people in the spectrum than there used to be.
02:21:53.000 Study finds link between drinking some diet soda during pregnancy and autism in boys.
02:21:59.000 Oh boy.
02:22:01.000 So it says, a team of researchers said they have observed a link between autism diagnosis in boys and their mothers drinking at least one diet soda daily or consuming the equivalent amount of the sweetener aspartame during pregnancy or while breastfeeding, according to new study.
02:22:17.000 In this study, the researcher at the University of Texas Health Science Center at San Antonio asked the parents of 235 children with an autism spectrum disorder and 121 children without autism, who were the study's controls, to complete a retrospective questionnaire about their diet soda and aspartame intake while pregnant or breastfeeding their children.
02:22:38.000 Researchers asked biological mothers, while you were pregnant or breastfeeding your child, how often did you drink diet drinks?
02:22:44.000 Containing artificial sweeteners.
02:22:46.000 Please count diet sodas first, such as Diet Coke, Diet Dr. Pepper, and Diet Sprite, and then other diet drinks such as Citrus Light, Sugar-Free Kool-Aid, Slim Fast, and other light drinks.
02:22:58.000 Note, not all the diet beverages contain aspartame.
02:23:00.000 The researchers did not ask women to only think about aspartame containing diet beverages they consume while pregnant or breastfeeding.
02:23:07.000 However, all drinks listed in the survey's examples do contain aspartame.
02:23:12.000 Team found that boys with autism had more than three times the likelihood of having a mother who drank diet soda daily while pregnant or breastfeeding than boys without autism, per the findings published in the peer-reviewed journal Nutrients.
02:23:26.000 Whoa.
02:23:28.000 The researchers did not find a statistically significant association with girls.
02:23:33.000 That's interesting.
02:23:35.000 Why it's more difficult to diagnose girls with autism than boys.
02:23:39.000 These associations do not prove causality.
02:23:42.000 That's a different link.
02:23:45.000 But taken in concert with reports from earlier studies of increased prematurity and cardiometabolic health impacts among infants and children exposed daily to diet beverages, holy shit, or aspartame during pregnancy, our findings raise new questions about the potential neurological impacts that need to be addressed. 0.98
02:24:03.000 Didn't that shit get pushed through? 0.98
02:24:05.000 Didn't aspartame get pushed through? 1.00
02:24:08.000 By, um, who's that fucking, the military guy? 1.00
02:24:14.000 What the fuck's his name? 0.99
02:24:15.000 Oliver, no. 1.00
02:24:16.000 No, it's at the tip of my tongue.
02:24:17.000 The guy who was on the, the guy who was talking about the Pentagon missing a trillion dollars, remember that guy?
02:24:24.000 Donald Rumsfeld.
02:24:25.000 Didn't Donald Rumsfeld have something to do with aspartame?
02:24:28.000 I think you're onto something, yeah.
02:24:30.000 Yeah, I think, see, Donald Rumsfeld, Google Donald Rumsfeld pushed through aspartame.
02:24:36.000 Did he?
02:24:36.000 Hold on, I'm trying to see.
02:24:38.000 I think there were some shenanigans involved in aspartame.
02:24:41.000 And this is coming from someone who consumes it all the time.
02:24:44.000 Yeah.
02:24:46.000 I mean, aspartame is poison, pretty much, right?
02:24:49.000 But is it poison like alcohol, where it's okay, but it's not okay when you're breastfeeding?
02:24:55.000 You know what I'm saying?
02:24:56.000 Like, you could have a few glasses of wine if you're not breastfeeding, right? 0.99
02:25:00.000 You can get a little tipsy and you're gonna be okay.
02:25:03.000 You could have a few tequilas and have a hangover the next day. 0.76
02:25:06.000 Yeah, yeah, you drank something you shouldn't have drank, but it's not gonna fuck you up that bad. 0.90
02:25:10.000 But if you are pregnant, you're kicking that fetal alcohol syndrome. 1.00
02:25:13.000 I think there's a difference between saying that something is dangerous and saying something is dangerous while someone's pregnant.
02:25:20.000 Right.
02:25:21.000 Because, like, Elon was talking about, like, how much Diet Coke he drinks.
02:25:24.000 If that guy's drinking Diet Coke, I am not that worried.
02:25:27.000 Right. 0.97
02:25:27.000 Seems pretty fucking smart. 0.97
02:25:29.000 So, there's a story here. 0.95
02:25:32.000 It says Donna Rumsfeld was involved with a company called, I think, Cyril, it said here.
02:25:37.000 He was the CEO at Cyril.
02:25:39.000 He received a $12 million bonus in 1985 when the company was absorbed by Monsanto.
02:25:45.000 Right here, then, I had to go back.
02:25:47.000 It says that he was involved with picking the new head of the FDA, or the FDA commissioner.
02:25:54.000 And that guy had no previous history in artificial sweeteners.
02:25:58.000 He had no previous experience with food additives before being appointed director of the FDA. Interesting.
02:26:03.000 So Hayes, Reagan's new FDA commissioner, appointed a five-person scientific commission to review the Board of Inquiry's decision.
02:26:22.000 Whoa! 0.71
02:26:25.000 Shenanigans.
02:26:26.000 One of Hayes' first official acts as FDA chief was to approve the use of aspartame as an artificial sweetener in dry goods on July 18, 1981. In order to accomplish this feat, Hayes had to overlook the The scuttled grand jury testimony of Cyril, I don't know who that is,
02:26:42.000 overcome the Bressler Report and ignore the PBOI's recommendations and pretend aspartame did not chronically sicken and kill thousands of lab animals.
02:26:55.000 What?
02:26:57.000 How many of them had...
02:26:59.000 Oh my god, how much have I taken?
02:27:00.000 Hayes left his post at the FDA in November of 1983 amid accusations that he was accepting corporate gifts for political favors.
02:27:08.000 That's crazy.
02:27:09.000 He wouldn't do that.
02:27:09.000 Just because leaving office, just before leaving office in scandal, Hayes approved of the use of aspartame in beverages.
02:27:16.000 After Hayes left the FDA under allegations of impropriety, he served briefly as provost at New York Medical College and then took a position as a high-paid senior medical advisor with Bernson Marsteller, the chief public relations firm for both Monsanto and G.D. Searle.
02:27:34.000 Since that time, he's never spoken publicly about aspartame.
02:27:37.000 FYI, here's Rachel Maddow on Bernson Marsteller. 0.96
02:27:46.000 Okay, here's the kicker.
02:28:01.000 There it is.
02:28:02.000 Yeah.
02:28:03.000 So I think though, what I think I've seen Layne Norton talk about is that the amount of aspartame that killed lab rats was preposterous.
02:28:15.000 Like that a human being couldn't even consume that amount.
02:28:18.000 That it would have to be something like I forget the number, but some preposterous number.
02:28:24.000 Like you'd have to drink 1800 Diet Cokes a day or something like that.
02:28:28.000 Something really nutty to get the amount that was sickening and killing these lab rats.
02:28:33.000 Well, how many of these rats had autism though? 0.99
02:28:36.000 How many of these rats with pussies? 1.00
02:28:38.000 Couldn't take a little Diet Coke. 1.00
02:28:39.000 Autistic rats everywhere. 1.00
02:28:41.000 Millions of them. 0.98
02:28:42.000 You know, there's the other thing that Brett Weinstein has brought up.
02:28:46.000 These lab mice and lab rats, like, they're bred for that purpose.
02:28:53.000 And so, like, they don't live long.
02:28:56.000 Like, it's not a good way to study long-term effects. 0.98
02:29:00.000 And it's also, like, these are things that are literally bred to take fucking chemicals and have experiments run on them. 0.91
02:29:08.000 The idea that these are just like normal mammals seems a little far-fetched because you're actually literally breeding them for testing things on them. 0.98
02:29:18.000 They should just grab them from New York.
02:29:19.000 The New York rats? 0.94
02:29:20.000 Bro. 0.99
02:29:23.000 What a living hell.
02:29:25.000 To be an organism that just exists so that you can test potential toxins and poisons on human beings And so your very life only exists to make the intelligent life forms think that they can live longer and better with your medication.
02:29:48.000 And we all agree to it.
02:29:49.000 We're all like, yep, good way to do it.
02:29:52.000 Practice on rats.
02:29:54.000 Practice on monkeys. 1.00
02:29:56.000 Yeah, that's the most fucked up shit. 1.00
02:29:58.000 The monkey one is wild. 1.00
02:29:59.000 The monkey one's wild because they're sort of like us. 1.00
02:30:02.000 They're sort of like they can think and they react and they're grabbing things and you're sitting there with fucking rods in your head and they're alive. 0.94
02:30:11.000 Monkey one's wild because like it's something like there's like levels of things were allowed to kill like if someone kills a bug no one freaks out like I remember when I lived When I lived in Colorado, I went to this Buddhist ashram that was in my neighborhood Just kind of in the neighborhood seeing what they're doing And they actually had places they would rent out there, 0.96
02:30:35.000 like houses that they had for rent.
02:30:37.000 So there's people I knew that wanted to live up there and they wanted to rent a place.
02:30:42.000 And the lady who had the ashram was spraying bug killer on ants. 1.00
02:30:48.000 She had an ant problem.
02:30:51.000 And I go, you poison the ants?
02:30:55.000 She's like, well, you know, it's really not what we want to do.
02:30:59.000 I go, but you're a Buddhist. 1.00
02:31:02.000 You just committed mass murder for your convenience.
02:31:05.000 Like, if we think that every life form is a life form, if we think that one equals one, you know, like one roach that dies or one mouse that gets run over by a combine in a field where they're trying to cultivate wheat.
02:31:19.000 One is one.
02:31:20.000 If that's the case, you can't be spraying bug spray on ants.
02:31:26.000 But we don't think that. 1.00
02:31:29.000 Even vegans get hit by a mosquito, they slap that motherfucker. 1.00
02:31:32.000 They kill that bitch. 1.00
02:31:34.000 Everybody kills mosquitoes. 1.00
02:31:35.000 Fuck you. 1.00
02:31:36.000 I'm not going to be itchy for your life. 1.00
02:31:38.000 No one says, just take from me what you need.
02:31:42.000 The only reason why you're doing is because you're needy.
02:31:45.000 Please take from me and make me itchy.
02:31:47.000 Nobody does that.
02:31:48.000 Everybody swats. 1.00
02:31:49.000 You find a tick, you pull that fucker off of you. 1.00
02:31:51.000 Oh my god, this tick, you kill it. 1.00
02:31:53.000 You know, go get it, let it go so it can give Lyme disease to other folks and other animals. 1.00
02:31:58.000 Now you kill that little cocksucker, little blood sucking piece of shit. 1.00
02:32:02.000 You find a leech on you, you know, a little leech, do what you must. 1.00
02:32:06.000 Take from me what you must. 1.00
02:32:07.000 No, you peel that bitch off. 1.00
02:32:09.000 If you have to rip it in half, you rip it in half. 1.00
02:32:12.000 But when it gets to like things with fur, then we go, oh, what are you doing?
02:32:17.000 That thing has hair. 1.00
02:32:18.000 That thing has hair on it. 1.00
02:32:20.000 That's why people freak out way more over, like, if you have a picture with a dead deer versus a picture with a fish. 0.99
02:32:25.000 Nobody gives a shit if you catch a fish. 0.97
02:32:27.000 You can hold up a bass like David Lucas. 0.99
02:32:29.000 He has no hate.
02:32:30.000 Nice bass, David.
02:32:31.000 You know? 1.00
02:32:32.000 David's a bass-fishing motherfucker. 1.00
02:32:33.000 He's good at it. 1.00
02:32:34.000 He knows what he's doing.
02:32:35.000 He catches some nice bass.
02:32:36.000 But, like, nobody gets mad.
02:32:38.000 But if David was, like, holding up a deer he shot, people would...
02:32:43.000 Because it's got fur.
02:32:45.000 Except turtles and dolphins.
02:32:47.000 Yeah, you can't kill turtles.
02:32:48.000 I saw a video of somebody killing a turtle to eat it, though.
02:32:53.000 Turtle soup?
02:32:54.000 Yeah.
02:32:54.000 And that was one of the worst things I've ever seen.
02:32:56.000 If you think about this turtle, how old is he?
02:32:59.000 Probably like 100 years old, and he's...
02:33:02.000 He survived so much and now he just got picked by a fisherman.
02:33:06.000 I don't think those are the ones that live to be 100 years old.
02:33:08.000 I think those are sea turtles.
02:33:11.000 Those regular turtles they make soup out of? 1.00
02:33:13.000 That bitch has been around for a couple weeks. 1.00
02:33:15.000 Oh really? 1.00
02:33:15.000 I don't know. 1.00
02:33:17.000 I used to have pet turtles.
02:33:19.000 I used to have pet piranhas and pet turtles.
02:33:22.000 And the pet turtles were way more ferocious.
02:33:24.000 Where are they?
02:33:25.000 Ferocious.
02:33:26.000 We feed them goldfish, and they just swim over those goldfish and grab them with their little paws and just chomp into them.
02:33:34.000 It's like, whoa, they're ferocious.
02:33:37.000 They're little dinosaurs. 0.99
02:33:39.000 Turtles are fucking cool to have in an aquarium. 1.00
02:33:42.000 There's a lot of, like, risks of diseases and shit. 1.00
02:33:45.000 Rarely on turtles? 0.99
02:33:46.000 Yeah, if you touch them, you have to really make sure you wash your hands.
02:33:48.000 I didn't know that. 0.99
02:33:49.000 Yeah, you can catch some funky shit. 1.00
02:33:51.000 And especially, look, they're shitting in this tank. 1.00
02:33:54.000 Right. 0.97
02:33:54.000 And then how often are you cleaning that water? 0.97
02:33:56.000 I mean, it's filtering.
02:33:57.000 But how much is it filtering? 0.99
02:33:58.000 How much are they shitting? 0.99
02:34:00.000 They're in there eating goldfish all the time. 0.99
02:34:02.000 They're probably shitting up a storm.
02:34:03.000 And they're big, right?
02:34:04.000 They're, like, this big.
02:34:05.000 You know, like a...
02:34:06.000 I didn't even know this was a thing.
02:34:07.000 They eat blueberries?
02:34:08.000 No, turtle ASMR. Oh, I've seen this before.
02:34:12.000 It's great.
02:34:13.000 Bro, that is an ancient being.
02:34:15.000 I mean, that is essentially like what we would have seen during the dinosaur era.
02:34:19.000 Exactly what we expect.
02:34:21.000 Like a stegosaurus looked like.
02:34:24.000 Yeah.
02:34:26.000 Sonny was the one that made...
02:34:27.000 Remember Sonny you had on your show?
02:34:29.000 Yes, yes, yes.
02:34:30.000 He's the one that has the video about eating the turtle, and he said it was the first time that him and his wife both were like, should we even release this?
02:34:38.000 Oh, really?
02:34:39.000 It was the one thing that affected him the most, though.
02:34:41.000 Why?
02:34:42.000 There's something about turtles, man. 0.97
02:34:43.000 When you see this video, you can probably take a peek of it, but the turtle is so fucking sad, man. 0.97
02:34:51.000 That's a big-ass turtle. 1.00
02:34:53.000 So that is one of those turtles.
02:34:56.000 That's one of those sea turtles. 1.00
02:34:58.000 Yeah, when they show his face and they just have it like...
02:35:00.000 Oh, Jesus.
02:35:02.000 Yeah, it is.
02:35:03.000 Look at that.
02:35:04.000 Look at this pork.
02:35:05.000 Oh, yeah, that's rough. 1.00
02:35:06.000 Dude, it's just fucked up, man. 0.99
02:35:07.000 I got so emotional about this video. 1.00
02:35:10.000 I mean, just look at his little face.
02:35:11.000 Are they gonna eat this thing?
02:35:12.000 Oh, they just start smashing it.
02:35:13.000 And so this is a thing they do all the time?
02:35:15.000 Yeah.
02:35:17.000 Oh my god, so the thing is still alive while they're killing it.
02:35:19.000 Yep. 0.57
02:35:20.000 It's horrible.
02:35:21.000 Oh man.
02:35:23.000 You know there's a thing too about them having armor, so they kind of most of the time are protected, that we kind of realize how vulnerable they are when a person gets them.
02:35:32.000 Like, oh no, he's gonna get you now.
02:35:34.000 Like your whole life you've had an awesome protection provided to you by nature.
02:35:39.000 Oh my god.
02:35:40.000 Oh, he's doing it while it's still alive. 1.00
02:35:43.000 Why doesn't he kill it first? 0.99
02:35:45.000 I think they smashed its head in or something. 1.00
02:35:47.000 Dude, it's moving still.
02:35:48.000 Oh god, I don't want to watch.
02:35:49.000 I stopped watching this part.
02:35:51.000 It seemed like when he was cutting into it, its legs were moving.
02:35:55.000 Okay, it's dead by then, right?
02:35:58.000 Bro, that's rough.
02:36:00.000 Why is it so rough?
02:36:03.000 How old is a sea turtle when it's that big?
02:36:05.000 That's what I'm saying.
02:36:07.000 And they're just gonna eat it.
02:36:08.000 Yeah, he talks about how emotional he's getting in at this party.
02:36:12.000 Ooh, did he try it?
02:36:13.000 Oh yeah.
02:36:14.000 Oh boy, I guess you have to. 0.98
02:36:16.000 I mean, they already killed it. 0.97
02:36:18.000 Right.
02:36:19.000 And I guess the reason they're allowed to do it is because it's their religion or something like that.
02:36:26.000 Part of the native traditions.
02:36:27.000 It's like the reason why people like the Inuit are allowed to hunt seals and Right. 1.00
02:36:33.000 Whales and shit. 0.99
02:36:34.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:36:35.000 Isn't that interesting?
02:36:36.000 Like, there's animals that we're not...
02:36:38.000 No one's allowed to hunt, but they can hunt them.
02:36:40.000 And then, like, Bourdain did a show once where he went to this family's house, and they killed a seal, and then they brought it home in the kitchen floor.
02:36:50.000 They laid it out and butchered it in the kitchen floor, and they were all just eating raw seal on the kitchen floor.
02:36:56.000 Like, wow.
02:36:58.000 And again...
02:37:00.000 Modern times, normal time, like right now.
02:37:03.000 They're probably doing that right now somewhere.
02:37:05.000 Someone has a seal and the whole family's excited that they got one and they're eating raw seal.
02:37:10.000 Like kids.
02:37:11.000 See if you can find that.
02:37:14.000 It's pretty fascinating because you're realizing like, well, if you lived up there, that's what you eat.
02:37:21.000 So here's the whole family.
02:37:24.000 So they're sitting around.
02:37:27.000 I don't know where they were.
02:37:29.000 So they got this seal that they're butchering right there, and people are just taking bites.
02:37:35.000 Blood everywhere.
02:37:36.000 Yeah, and they're eating the blood, they're eating everything.
02:37:40.000 Every little piece of nutritious meat that comes from that seal, they consume.
02:37:47.000 But the crazy thing is they're eating it raw.
02:37:49.000 Like, and he eats it raw, right there.
02:37:52.000 Nah.
02:37:53.000 Can you give me some volume on this?
02:37:55.000 Not actually eaten, per se.
02:37:56.000 More sucked and chewed to extract a tiny nubbit of meat from within the blubber and cartilage.
02:38:02.000 Oh, that is good.
02:38:03.000 It tastes like sea urchin rum.
02:38:28.000 Cannibals!
02:38:29.000 You gotta cut it in the middle. 0.91
02:38:30.000 Look how she has that like blubber knife. 1.00
02:38:35.000 Has a blood-smeared face and gore-covered hands ever looked so benevolent, so kind of sweet?
02:38:44.000 What?
02:38:45.000 He's hilarious.
02:38:47.000 I miss that dude.
02:38:49.000 Yeah.
02:38:50.000 That's a real part of some people's lives.
02:38:58.000 Would you want to live in a world where everything goes Mad Max?
02:39:03.000 Or would you want to get jacked?
02:39:06.000 Jacked? 0.91
02:39:07.000 Like a missile to hit your house?
02:39:09.000 Probably jacked.
02:39:11.000 I'd have to get some guns and stuff.
02:39:13.000 It's not even just that.
02:39:14.000 It's like, what is life like?
02:39:16.000 But people have done that.
02:39:18.000 That's why we're here.
02:39:19.000 We're here because people didn't pack it in. 1.00
02:39:23.000 This is the kind of shit that keeps me up at night. 1.00
02:39:26.000 Yeah, I would definitely... 1.00
02:39:27.000 We would have the whole family get together and we would all shit each other or something at the same time. 0.98
02:39:33.000 Oh, Jesus Christ, Brian. 0.99
02:39:35.000 That'd be like that scene in The Mist where the guy shoots his whole family and then the military arrives and he realizes he would have been safe.
02:39:43.000 Yeah.
02:39:44.000 Oh, yeah, that's right.
02:39:46.000 Yeah.
02:39:47.000 That's a good Stephen King book.
02:39:49.000 That book is creepy.
02:39:51.000 They did a good job with the movie.
02:39:53.000 The latest, I think there's been more than one, The Mists.
02:39:56.000 Have there been one?
02:39:57.000 I don't know.
02:39:58.000 No, maybe not.
02:39:59.000 You know what I saw recently?
02:40:01.000 It said it was from 2022, but I don't think that's correct.
02:40:04.000 There was a Salem's Lot with Rob Lowe.
02:40:08.000 Oh yeah.
02:40:09.000 When was that?
02:40:10.000 My girlfriend saw it.
02:40:11.000 Okay, that makes sense.
02:40:13.000 Because it said 2022. It might have got put on a streaming service or something.
02:40:18.000 Right.
02:40:19.000 I think it was on Apple.
02:40:21.000 Let me see, but I did just see that when I was typing it in.
02:40:23.000 But yeah, 2004, I think it was a TV miniseries.
02:40:25.000 I kind of remember.
02:40:27.000 And it was a miniseries long before that, too.
02:40:30.000 Let's see, 2023. Stephen King's TV shows are always so fun to watch, though.
02:40:35.000 They're not as good as the movies.
02:40:38.000 No.
02:40:40.000 Salem's Lot.
02:40:41.000 2023. 2023?
02:40:43.000 Oh, there's a new one they're working on.
02:40:45.000 There's also a Return to Salem slot in 87. Bro, we never get tired of vampires.
02:40:50.000 You know what I saw that's good?
02:40:51.000 The Last Voyage of the Demeter.
02:40:56.000 Yeah, it's a vampire movie.
02:40:58.000 It's about Dracula's coffin getting transported across the ocean on a boat.
02:41:03.000 Cool.
02:41:03.000 It's pretty fun.
02:41:05.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:41:05.000 Yeah, it's stupid, but it's fun. 1.00
02:41:06.000 It's a good vampire movie, a good CGI Dracula vampire movie. 0.99
02:41:12.000 Did you see the new Black Spider-Man?
02:41:14.000 There's a new Spider-Man?
02:41:15.000 What, I mean the second one?
02:41:16.000 You mean the cartoon one?
02:41:17.000 Yeah.
02:41:17.000 No, I haven't seen it yet.
02:41:18.000 Oh my god, dude.
02:41:19.000 Is it awesome?
02:41:20.000 The first one was amazing.
02:41:21.000 It almost made me cry how good it was.
02:41:24.000 Really?
02:41:24.000 It's way better.
02:41:25.000 I mean, I thought it was better than the first one.
02:41:27.000 And how it ends.
02:41:28.000 I haven't seen it.
02:41:30.000 Yeah, the first one was awesome.
02:41:32.000 Because you can do shit with animation that you just can't do any other way.
02:41:35.000 It is probably my favorite.
02:41:38.000 Those two movies are probably my two top favorite movies of all time, I think.
02:41:41.000 Well, it's such a good superhero movie because it's so comic book-like.
02:41:47.000 Okay, Salem's Lot 2023. Warner Brothers has never announced another release date for the film.
02:41:51.000 It says, August 24, 2022, Warner Brothers announced that Salem's Lot was losing its April 21, 2023 release date to Evil Dead Rise in a week.
02:42:01.000 That will have been exactly one year ago, and yet Warner Brothers has never announced another release date for the film.
02:42:07.000 I was trying to see where it was.
02:42:08.000 I don't think it came out.
02:42:09.000 Is there somebody that got cancelled in the cast?
02:42:11.000 I have no idea.
02:42:12.000 I wasn't saying. 0.99
02:42:13.000 Maybe they wanted to reshoot shit. 0.98
02:42:15.000 The actual release during COVID and I don't think that they put it on. 1.00
02:42:17.000 Yeah, maybe it sucks. 0.99
02:42:19.000 Sometimes they'll get to the end of a film being made and they're like, this movie sucks. 0.96
02:42:23.000 We have to do something.
02:42:24.000 We're going to lose money even putting this out.
02:42:26.000 They've done that before, right?
02:42:27.000 Oh yeah, tons of times.
02:42:29.000 Yeah, that's a...
02:42:30.000 Bro, imagine that business.
02:42:32.000 You're hoping these guys get this together and put together something you can watch.
02:42:37.000 Yeah.
02:42:39.000 No release?
02:42:40.000 No release.
02:42:41.000 Unless you've got a guy like James Cameron that always knocks it out of the park.
02:42:45.000 Yeah. 0.99
02:42:46.000 How much money are involved in those fucking movies? 0.99
02:42:52.000 That's kind of crazy that it's not announced at all. 0.98
02:42:54.000 Yeah, I forget what it was, but there was a comparison on that, that a bunch of these new horror movies they're making, the budgets aren't super high, because there's not a lot of people that don't have to pay a big cast, so they can make them for a lot less, and they're making fuckloads of money at the theater every weekend.
02:43:07.000 You go spend $100 million on a big movie, and no one sees it.
02:43:13.000 If you do a movie like a superhero movie, you can kind of have anybody play it.
02:43:17.000 As long as you have the real superhero.
02:43:18.000 Like if it's Spider-Man.
02:43:20.000 You got a new Spider-Man.
02:43:21.000 You can get some good guy that no one's ever heard of and you'll buy him a Spider-Man if he's good.
02:43:25.000 Yeah.
02:43:26.000 I like the newest Spider-Man guy.
02:43:27.000 He's my favorite one.
02:43:51.000 We're good to go.
02:43:51.000 Eric Bana was the first one, right?
02:43:53.000 Yep, Bana.
02:43:54.000 And then there was Ed Norton.
02:43:57.000 He was the Hulk.
02:43:58.000 And then Mark Ruffalo.
02:44:00.000 I think Mark Ruffalo is the best one.
02:44:02.000 He's the one I most believe is a super genius that becomes psychotic when he gets mad.
02:44:11.000 You know?
02:44:12.000 He's got that troubled genius thing down.
02:44:17.000 It's nice.
02:44:18.000 I buy it.
02:44:19.000 But he's gonna quit now.
02:44:21.000 He's not gonna be the Hulk.
02:44:22.000 So they need a new Hulk. 0.97
02:44:24.000 Who?
02:44:25.000 Tony.
02:44:29.000 You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
02:44:33.000 I'm number one!
02:44:35.000 Yeah, who's going to be the new Hulk?
02:44:37.000 But someone will do it, and you'll buy into it, 100%, as long as it's a good Hulk movie.
02:44:42.000 The good Hulk origin story.
02:44:44.000 You know what I'm amazed that they never did anything with?
02:44:47.000 The Watchmen.
02:44:49.000 Yeah, they did, but they...
02:44:51.000 They did the TV show, but the TV show was not the same.
02:44:55.000 Right. 0.99
02:44:55.000 They had that one fucking amazing movie. 0.99
02:44:58.000 Right. 0.99
02:44:58.000 It's one of the best superhero movies ever. 0.99
02:45:00.000 Anti-superhero movie.
02:45:01.000 They're all terrible.
02:45:03.000 Right. 1.00
02:45:03.000 And it's just like murder and chaos, and it's a crazy fucking movie, man. 1.00
02:45:09.000 Like, you'd have a really hard time making The Watchmen today. 0.99
02:45:12.000 I don't know, because, I mean, look at Deadpool.
02:45:14.000 Deadpool is pretty, like...
02:45:16.000 Not as much as the Watchmen.
02:45:17.000 The Watchmen, they're all evil.
02:45:19.000 Everyone's a bad guy. 0.98
02:45:20.000 A lot of people, their superheroes are evil, and they kill a lot of people. 1.00
02:45:25.000 And then you see his big blue dick. 1.00
02:45:27.000 You see Dr. Manhattan's big blue dick. 1.00
02:45:29.000 You wouldn't be able to show a big blue dick today. 1.00
02:45:32.000 People would get mad. 1.00
02:45:34.000 That was such a weird thing.
02:45:36.000 It was such a weird thing.
02:45:40.000 Super muscular, ripped guy who's floating around with a glow around him with a giant hog.
02:45:49.000 Pull that up, Jamie. 1.00
02:45:50.000 Pull up Dr. Manhattan's giant dick. 1.00
02:45:53.000 Oh, what? 1.00
02:45:54.000 They put him a G-string now?
02:45:56.000 Come on. 1.00
02:45:57.000 That was part of the thing, that he could just show you his dick and you still had to listen. 1.00
02:46:01.000 Because he was Dr. Manhattan. 1.00
02:46:02.000 He was literally a god. 0.84
02:46:04.000 So that one, you see his hog.
02:46:06.000 Yeah.
02:46:07.000 It's kind of crazy, though, that we had decided that that's not good.
02:46:10.000 You couldn't have that.
02:46:12.000 Also kind of crazy that he had sexual relationships with human beings after that, right? 0.87
02:46:18.000 Mm-hmm. 0.93
02:46:19.000 Look at that one with his little bikini shorts on.
02:46:22.000 The circle.
02:46:23.000 Why are you doing that? 1.00
02:46:24.000 Why are you hiding his cock? 1.00
02:46:25.000 You know what it is? 0.99
02:46:26.000 That's a wallpaper for your iPhone.
02:46:28.000 The problem with the one that they had that was on Amazon or whatever it was, was that the dude who played Dr. Manhattan was just a regular dude.
02:46:35.000 He wasn't jacked enough.
02:46:37.000 Like, you have to be preposterous. 0.93
02:46:39.000 And you have to look like that guy with a suit on.
02:46:41.000 See?
02:46:41.000 That's the guy that they had in the Amazon show.
02:46:43.000 Like, eh, sorry buddy.
02:46:44.000 I don't like his forehead.
02:46:45.000 Eh.
02:46:47.000 Who cares?
02:46:47.000 He looks like a regular guy.
02:46:49.000 He looks like a guy who does CrossFit.
02:46:50.000 But then, Dr. Manhattan looks like a god.
02:46:53.000 Yeah, he looks a badass.
02:46:54.000 Yeah, I mean, that's not a human being.
02:46:57.000 Like, you can't have him in a t-shirt.
02:46:59.000 You know, the other guy looked like a human, like a normal human who'd be teaching at SoulCycle.
02:47:05.000 It says right there, John Cena teasing his rumored role.
02:47:10.000 Yeah, up a little more.
02:47:14.000 Right there.
02:47:15.000 Right there.
02:47:18.000 I mean, this could have been from any time in the world.
02:47:21.000 Yeah.
02:47:22.000 Okay, but that makes sense.
02:47:23.000 He'd be so good.
02:47:24.000 He's built like Dr. Manhattan.
02:47:26.000 Yep.
02:47:26.000 Literally.
02:47:27.000 That's what Dr. Manhattan's supposed to look like.
02:47:29.000 Yep.
02:47:30.000 That's why you can't have a regular guy. 0.99
02:47:32.000 And you also gotta make him fucked up too. 0.99
02:47:34.000 You gotta make his eyes glow. 0.99
02:47:35.000 You gotta make his skin glow. 0.99
02:47:36.000 He's gotta look ridiculous. 0.98
02:47:37.000 Like he's not supposed to be there. 0.99
02:47:39.000 Like something from another realm.
02:47:41.000 You can't have a regular guy with a t-shirt on.
02:47:43.000 You're changing what it is.
02:47:45.000 Like you can't have the thing and now he's just got a little eczema. 0.99
02:47:48.000 But do you think they should bring the dick back or have a fanny pack? 1.00
02:47:52.000 Bring the dick back. 1.00
02:47:53.000 Let's go. 1.00
02:47:54.000 Let's fucking go. 1.00
02:47:55.000 Bring back Dr. Manhattan's cock. 1.00
02:47:57.000 If you can't handle it, you shouldn't be watching it. 1.00
02:47:59.000 Do you not know what the dick looks like? 1.00
02:48:01.000 You know what it looks like. 0.99
02:48:02.000 It's so funny, though.
02:48:03.000 But why are we pretending you can't show that?
02:48:05.000 It's so funny.
02:48:06.000 It's so weird.
02:48:07.000 We can't show that anymore.
02:48:08.000 Like, we can't show it now.
02:48:10.000 Oh, they can.
02:48:10.000 But they wouldn't.
02:48:12.000 Here's the thing.
02:48:12.000 They did then.
02:48:14.000 Isn't that weird?
02:48:15.000 That is weird.
02:48:15.000 That as time goes on, you would think people would relax more about that stuff.
02:48:19.000 Right.
02:48:20.000 I was going to bring this up before we were talking about porn theaters.
02:48:24.000 Do you know that when Deep Throat came out, regular people went to go see it like it was a movie?
02:48:30.000 Including Johnny Carson.
02:48:31.000 Johnny Carson was in line talking about the movie.
02:48:35.000 They interviewed him outside of a theater.
02:48:38.000 Yeah.
02:48:39.000 Yeah.
02:48:40.000 It was the first time that they had made a pornographic movie and made it like a cinematic movie and tricked people into going and watching this like it's a real movie.
02:48:54.000 See if you can find that.
02:48:55.000 I would love to see what Johnny said about it.
02:48:57.000 Oh, it was a wonderful film.
02:48:58.000 Weird, wacky, wild. 0.98
02:49:00.000 Ed jerked off right in front of me.
02:49:03.000 The wiki here, it says that it was like a thing for a minute.
02:49:07.000 The upper middle class people were going to see it.
02:49:08.000 Yeah, see?
02:49:09.000 The film's popularity helped launch a brief period of upper middle class interest in explicit pornography, referred to by Ralph Blumenthal of the New York Times as porno chic.
02:49:21.000 Several mainstream celebrities admitted to have seen Deep Throat, including Martin Scorsese, Brian De Palma, Truman Capote, Jack Nicholson, and Johnny Carson, Spiro Agnew, Frank Sinatra, Philip Dresman, and Louis Durfurt.
02:49:38.000 I don't know who those folks are.
02:49:39.000 Barbara Walters mentions having seen the film in her autobiography, audition, a memoir, and Jimmy McMillan, considered it to be his favorite film. 0.99
02:49:48.000 Who the fuck is that guy? 0.99
02:49:49.000 Who's that guy? 1.00
02:49:51.000 That's my favorite movie.
02:49:52.000 He's an American political...
02:49:54.000 Go back to what that said before?
02:49:56.000 Oh, American political activist and Vietnam War veteran.
02:49:59.000 He's the Ren is Too High guy.
02:50:00.000 He was a perennial candidate in New York City.
02:50:02.000 Oh, he's the Ren is Too High guy.
02:50:04.000 Oh, that guy's hilarious.
02:50:06.000 That guy was hilarious.
02:50:08.000 Okay. 1.00
02:50:11.000 He's just saying wild shit. 0.98
02:50:12.000 In 2006, a censored version of the film was released on DVD for fans of pop culture and those wishing to own a non-X-rated copy of the infamous movie. 0.98
02:50:22.000 Deep Throat was the first film to be inducted into the XRCO Hall of Fame.
02:50:29.000 What did you scroll up there, Jamie?
02:50:30.000 The revenue.
02:50:31.000 Oh.
02:50:32.000 Estimates of the film's total revenues have varied widely.
02:50:36.000 Numbers as high as $600 million, equivalent to $4.2 billion today, have been cited, which would make Deep Throat one of the highest grossing films of all time, with an average ticket price of $5, which is $34.98 today.
02:50:50.000 Box office takings of $600 million would imply 120 million admissions, an unrealistic figure.
02:50:59.000 Although subsequent sales of the films on home video certainly brought additional revenue, the FBI's estimates that the film produced an income of approximately $100 million, which is $700 million today, may be closer to the truth.
02:51:15.000 So it's worse case, they were doing research though, right?
02:51:18.000 Oh yeah, research.
02:51:19.000 Just doing research.
02:51:21.000 Isn't that wild though?
02:51:22.000 That like, that's how much culture can just shift and change on a whim.
02:51:28.000 People can just decide that like hardcore pornography, hey, let's go See a wacky film. 1.00
02:51:34.000 Let's go watch someone suck a cock until they choke. 1.00
02:51:41.000 It's always a thing though, right? 1.00
02:51:44.000 Why can we see real violence in a film but we can't handle real sex?
02:51:48.000 Right?
02:51:48.000 You can see a film I mean, how many major films?
02:51:52.000 How many Tarantino films?
02:51:54.000 You see people get shot in the face.
02:51:57.000 Some of them are horrific.
02:51:59.000 Like, Hateful Eight.
02:52:01.000 Like, there's some scenes in that movie like, oh my god.
02:52:04.000 There's so many movies like that.
02:52:06.000 So many movies where you can see horrific violence.
02:52:09.000 But you can't have actual sex. 0.91
02:52:12.000 Religion. 0.78
02:52:13.000 Is that what it is?
02:52:14.000 100%. 1.00
02:52:17.000 I think people freak out about watching people fuck. 1.00
02:52:22.000 They freak out about watching someone fuck on screen. 1.00
02:52:26.000 Whores. 1.00
02:52:27.000 But it's just seeing actual intercourse, even between two people that love each other. 0.99
02:52:31.000 Nobody wants to see that.
02:52:32.000 You want it simulated.
02:52:34.000 They're in the bed together, but for some reason there's a sheet over them, and they're kissing, and she's wrapping her arms around her, and everything's close up, so you know what's going on, but you don't actually see it happening.
02:52:43.000 Whereas we don't do that with violence.
02:52:45.000 Like where a guy turns a corner, he points the gun, and you just see the gun go off, and then the guy's dead, and you know he's dead.
02:52:51.000 You don't have to see it.
02:52:52.000 No, you see it.
02:52:53.000 You see the guy get shot.
02:52:55.000 Isn't that interesting?
02:52:58.000 Kind of weird.
02:52:59.000 I really think it's religion because, like, look at how many people, you know, don't have sex before marriage or, you know...
02:53:05.000 Very few.
02:53:06.000 Very few.
02:53:06.000 Right, but all those people that are for or against, like, that kind of stuff still have no problem with violence and war, you know?
02:53:16.000 Well, not necessarily because there's a lot of atheists that are anti-pornography.
02:53:19.000 A lot of people think it exploits women. 1.00
02:53:22.000 There's, you know, some people that are making money off of it.
02:53:24.000 It's not the women. 1.00
02:53:25.000 Oh, sure.
02:53:25.000 You take these people that are damaged and you...
02:53:27.000 You know expose them to the world in this weird vulnerable way and they don't know any better and there's a lot of thoughts about the people have about Pornography in general and people that are not religious.
02:53:37.000 So it's not that religion that pornography is not controversial to like a lot of people and It's just a weird thing where films are allowed to show certain things but not actual sex.
02:53:52.000 Even if you just CGI'd it.
02:53:54.000 What if you had these people and they wore green suits on and you would never show that.
02:53:59.000 Even if you know that that's fake sex, because the actors were not forced to have sex with each other, they faked it and then they used CGI to make it look like it was intercourse and you could see penetration. 0.99
02:54:09.000 Everybody would be like, what the fuck are you showing me? 0.99
02:54:11.000 It's weird, right? 0.99
02:54:13.000 Well, meanwhile, pornography is like this massive part of the internet, like just a giant chunk of all the things that people are—all the internet traffic is pornography.
02:54:23.000 Do you remember that movie Brown Bunny?
02:54:25.000 No.
02:54:26.000 That was a Vincent Gallo movie where Vincent Gallo had an actual sex scene in the movie.
02:54:32.000 Yeah, what's that girl's name? 1.00
02:54:34.000 Chloe Shrevanjiji?
02:54:35.000 You know that girl? 0.98
02:54:36.000 Really good actress.
02:54:37.000 How long ago was this?
02:54:39.000 Quite a while ago.
02:54:40.000 It was like, can I guess?
02:54:45.000 2002?
02:54:46.000 I was looking at the history of obscenity rules and where this came from.
02:54:51.000 People, when they were first starting to make film, were trying to push the limits of it.
02:54:55.000 And this is one of the first ones, according to the thing I was just reading, that did it.
02:55:00.000 Like, 1897 I think this was made.
02:55:02.000 It's called Carmencita, I think.
02:55:05.000 It's a very short film of a woman dancing.
02:55:07.000 But what's the problem here is, like, you can see her ankles.
02:55:11.000 Oh, wow.
02:55:12.000 And that's obscene, apparently.
02:55:13.000 Wow, because she's spinning around.
02:55:15.000 She's wild.
02:55:15.000 And you can see her dress is a little too short here.
02:55:18.000 That's hilarious.
02:55:19.000 It's not touching the ground.
02:55:20.000 Now, imagine showing them Lizzo.
02:55:23.000 They would go, what happened?
02:55:26.000 Whap! 0.99
02:55:27.000 But yet, still, sex in movies is a no-no. 0.66
02:55:31.000 So what year was Brown Bunny? 1.00
02:55:33.000 Does he fuck this bunny? 1.00
02:55:35.000 No. 1.00
02:55:37.000 Does he start off with a white bunny?
02:55:39.000 I don't think I saw the film.
02:55:42.000 2003. 2003. I don't think I saw the film.
02:55:45.000 Oh. 0.89
02:55:45.000 But I remember people went to see it and they were furious that there was like an actual blowjob scene. 0.89
02:55:50.000 Oh, okay. 0.97
02:55:52.000 Yeah.
02:55:53.000 How'd they do that? 0.99
02:55:54.000 Actual blowjob. 0.99
02:55:55.000 Like... 0.99
02:55:55.000 She actually... 0.99
02:55:56.000 Stunt cock, stunt mouth? 0.99
02:55:58.000 Nope. 0.97
02:55:58.000 Nope. 0.97
02:55:59.000 Wow.
02:56:00.000 Nope.
02:56:01.000 Real actor, real actress.
02:56:02.000 That's a real actor right there.
02:56:04.000 But isn't it kind of crazy that when you're seeing something like...
02:56:08.000 Like, people do that.
02:56:09.000 People like that.
02:56:10.000 They do it all the time.
02:56:12.000 And you could pretend to see it in a film, like if she just started going down on him and you saw the back of her head and you just close up on his face, that's happened a million times in movies.
02:56:22.000 Nobody has a problem with that.
02:56:23.000 That's like, make you slightly uncomfortable, but at least you're not seeing it.
02:56:27.000 But to actually see it, people are like, THIS IS CROSSING A LINE! We're weird.
02:56:34.000 Really weird.
02:56:34.000 We're so weird.
02:56:35.000 Humans are so weird.
02:56:36.000 If you were observing us, if you're from another planet, you're observing us like, why are they so comfortable with violence? 0.97
02:56:42.000 And they're so weird about sex when it comes to like seeing it.
02:56:47.000 Well, it's also United States compared to other countries. 0.99
02:56:50.000 I mean, the other countries have tits on the news, you know? 0.99
02:56:54.000 Right. 0.99
02:56:54.000 England used to always have like a page of their newspaper that was like girls were topless. 0.99
02:56:58.000 Yeah.
02:56:59.000 But that's still very different than putting it in their films.
02:57:03.000 They've still had violent films, but they don't have actual sex.
02:57:08.000 Like, isn't that wild?
02:57:10.000 Kind of weird.
02:57:12.000 Asia with pixelation, you know?
02:57:15.000 That's really weird. 0.98
02:57:16.000 Clinical porn. 0.92
02:57:17.000 What country is that? 0.99
02:57:19.000 Is it Japan?
02:57:20.000 Japan. 0.99
02:57:20.000 So Japan, you can't see pubes, and you can't see genitals. 0.99
02:57:24.000 You can't see genitals, insertion. 0.89
02:57:26.000 Yeah, so everything's pixelated out.
02:57:28.000 Right.
02:57:28.000 That's why tentacle porn came about because they could show insertion.
02:57:33.000 I think it's just penis. 1.00
02:57:35.000 I don't know. 1.00
02:57:37.000 Is that where tentacle porn comes from? 0.90
02:57:38.000 That's what I was always told.
02:57:39.000 It might be an urban legend, but I was always told.
02:57:41.000 How many times have you been told this?
02:57:42.000 A lot of times.
02:57:46.000 Is that really what it is?
02:57:47.000 I think so. 0.99
02:57:48.000 I think it had something to do with the censorship there because it wasn't a penis inserting. 0.99
02:57:53.000 I think it's just inserting. 0.94
02:57:54.000 Do they still have those censorship laws?
02:57:56.000 In Japan?
02:57:57.000 I want to say yes.
02:57:58.000 Wow.
02:58:00.000 Because most of the porn doesn't come from Japan.
02:58:02.000 Isn't that crazy, though, that you say, like, people get too wild to see it actually go in there?
02:58:07.000 Right.
02:58:07.000 You just show them most of it.
02:58:09.000 Don't show it.
02:58:10.000 That'll be the downfall of society.
02:58:12.000 Yeah. 0.99
02:58:13.000 Pixelate out the dicks. 0.97
02:58:15.000 It's weird. 0.98
02:58:17.000 So strange.
02:58:19.000 It's so strange.
02:58:21.000 I remember the first time I saw that, I was like, what is that?
02:58:24.000 Why is there pixels?
02:58:25.000 I thought somebody just uploaded it and did it.
02:58:28.000 I thought it was just edited to make it so you could put it on the internet.
02:58:32.000 What did you do?
02:58:34.000 It's very weird.
02:58:35.000 Very strange.
02:58:37.000 But I guess you could fake it that way.
02:58:40.000 You know, that's like we were talking about, like, the two actors.
02:58:42.000 If they wore green suits and you CGI'd, you could just fake the pixels. 0.98
02:58:46.000 You know, nobody has to know what's an actual dick. 0.99
02:58:49.000 She could just do a lot of that and he's limp and it's just pretend. 1.00
02:58:55.000 You know?
02:58:57.000 It's just what people allow and don't allow is so odd.
02:59:04.000 It's so odd.
02:59:06.000 You know, in some countries, I mean, just think about Sharia law, right?
02:59:09.000 Think about some countries where women have to be covered. 1.00
02:59:12.000 Yeah.
02:59:13.000 And then in other countries, nothing.
02:59:16.000 That's hot, though.
02:59:17.000 I always, you know, that's something you put in the search once in a while on Pornhub, you know, like girls wearing, like, the things.
02:59:25.000 I think that's very dangerous to even admit.
02:59:27.000 Can you imagine to make those films?
02:59:28.000 Is what Duncan Trussell was telling you.
02:59:31.000 No, no, no.
02:59:34.000 Imagine making those films.
02:59:35.000 That's a risk.
02:59:37.000 If you're a woman and you make one of those films, I'd imagine they are very mad at you.
02:59:42.000 Yeah.
02:59:42.000 That's crazy.
02:59:43.000 Yeah.
02:59:44.000 And that's also happening in 2023. What a wild time to be alive, sir.
02:59:51.000 Scary times.
02:59:53.000 It's definitely not unexciting.
02:59:57.000 It's just so fraught with peril and terrible possibilities.
03:00:04.000 Do you think about it all the time or no?
03:00:06.000 I do.
03:00:07.000 I mean, like I said, I've been really thinking about end of times all the time, you know, just protect family.
03:00:15.000 I got a question for you.
03:00:15.000 Why don't you look into Jesus?
03:00:18.000 I went through that.
03:00:18.000 I grew up that way.
03:00:21.000 I'm glad to be out of that.
03:00:24.000 It'd be amazing if that was the answer.
03:00:26.000 It would be amazing if the aliens came too.
03:00:28.000 That would be nice.
03:00:30.000 If you guys are going to come, if you're really going to prevent the world from falling apart, it's probably a good time.
03:00:37.000 Nah, it was a good time.
03:00:39.000 I don't know if you want to see how we sort this out.
03:00:44.000 What is this?
03:00:46.000 Here we go.
03:00:48.000 We'll end it with this.
03:01:06.000 Oh, I was just sort of...
03:01:08.000 An outro?
03:01:09.000 Okay.
03:01:11.000 Alright, let's wrap this up.
03:01:12.000 Kill Tony on YouTube every Monday.
03:01:15.000 You guys have two weeks off. 0.91
03:01:16.000 That's gotta be nice.
03:01:16.000 Yes, taking a little break.
03:01:18.000 It's great.
03:01:18.000 Here it goes.
03:01:39.000 Why don't you look into Jesus?
03:01:41.000 He got the answers.
03:01:47.000 It's good.
03:01:48.000 What?
03:01:53.000 Janis Joplin version.
03:01:55.000 Oh my god.
03:01:56.000 Here we go.
03:01:58.000 Here we go.
03:01:59.000 Oh my god.
03:02:00.000 There's a lot of covers of it.
03:02:01.000 That's good to know.
03:02:02.000 Give me the Janis Joplin.
03:02:04.000 Oh my god, please.
03:02:15.000 Is that her or is that him?
03:02:16.000 That sounds like him.
03:02:17.000 Hold on.
03:02:20.000 I think that was him.
03:02:21.000 That's him?
03:02:22.000 Yeah, that sounded like him.
03:02:23.000 Where's the Janis Joplin version?
03:02:24.000 They might have tricked me on YouTube.
03:02:27.000 Maybe she sings in it.
03:02:29.000 That seemed a little different.
03:02:31.000 It says Janis Joplin version, okay.
03:02:32.000 Keep it going.
03:02:33.000 Let's see.
03:02:37.000 There's a bunch of pictures of her.
03:02:39.000 That could just be what it is.
03:02:40.000 Why don't you put the bottle back on the shelf?
03:02:45.000 Yellow finger from your cigarettes Your hands are shaking while your body sweats No, that's him.
03:02:55.000 Keep it going though.
03:02:58.000 That's him.
03:02:59.000 You write it for her?
03:03:01.000 Maybe.
03:03:03.000 It says Larry Norman.
03:03:06.000 Janis Joplin version.
03:03:07.000 Let's see what goes on. 0.97
03:03:24.000 Don't tell you're half insane A broken needle in your purple vein Why don't you look into Jesus?
03:03:33.000 He got the answer Maybe like it was a message to Janis Joplin Totally, that's what it is You say you're gonna be a superstar But you never hung around enough to find out who you really are This song slaps.
03:04:01.000 I mean, that's kind of the Janis Joplin story.
03:04:04.000 Yeah.
03:04:05.000 However, Janis songs were way better than that.
03:04:08.000 Yeah.
03:04:09.000 You know, that lady. 1.00
03:04:10.000 Okay, let's end with this.
03:04:12.000 Play Take a Little Piece of My Heart.
03:04:15.000 This is, to me, when you think about all-time soulful songs, that lady's voice was haunting me.
03:04:27.000 it had so much depth and emotion and this is like a quintessential 1960s rock and roll song Oh,
03:04:57.000 come on, son.
03:04:59.000 Yeah.
03:04:59.000 Yeah!
03:05:01.000 Yeah!
03:05:01.000 Yeah!
03:05:01.000 Yeah!
03:05:02.000 Yeah!
03:05:50.000 Yeah.
03:05:51.000 Why do people like her have to die so young? 0.96
03:05:58.000 I just need more of them, you know?
03:06:01.000 There's not any Janis Joplin's anymore.
03:06:04.000 It's like to come up with something like this, it's like you have to live so hard.
03:06:11.000 You have to live so hard to be this lady.
03:06:17.000 Well, just need to bring Narcan wherever you go.
03:06:40.000 It's such a good song.
03:06:44.000 What a nice song.
03:06:47.000 All right, Brian Rabban, I love you.
03:06:49.000 Love you too, buddy.
03:06:50.000 It was fun.
03:06:51.000 Definitely.
03:06:52.000 Goodbye, everybody.
03:06:53.000 Hopefully there'll be a world tomorrow.
03:06:55.000 We love you.