On this episode of the Joe Rogan Experience Podcast, the boys talk about a conspiracy theory about mushrooms and their connection to performance enhancing drugs like Viagra and ADHD. Also, we talk about Eddie Bravo and how he's a professional radio host and why he doesn't know what he's doing with his life. Also, a new product from AlphaBrain, the cognitive enhancing supplement, NuMood, is available for pre-order now! You won't want to miss this one! Joe also talks about the new mushroom head AKA alpha dog and how it could be the next big thing in Nootropic supplements and why it would be a good idea to make a mushroom head dog. Joe also gets into the conspiracy theory that Viagra is actually a performance enhancing drug and that it helps women get better at soccer. Joe and Brian also talk about how they got caught with Viagra by a woman at a strip club and what they did to get caught and why they don t want to do it again. And of course, there's a special bonus segment where they talk about the weirdest thing they've ever heard and how they don't even know what they're doing with their dick. Enjoy the episode! Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. This episode was produced by Riley Bray. and edited by Matt Knott. Thank you to my good friend Eddie Bravo for coming up with the intro and outro music, we hope you enjoy the music, it's a little bit more than the intro, it doesn't get better than the outro, it'll get better after the intro. We'll see you next week! - Eddie Bravo, we'll figure out how to edit it out the music in the next episode, we're working on it, right? and we'll get back to that in a few weeks. -Joe Rogan Podcast, we promise you that we'll make it better next week. . -The Joe Rogans Experience Podcast. -- -- - -- and -- Thank you, Eddie Bravo -- And we'll be back next week with a new episode next Wednesday! -- Also, thank you for listening to this episode, Brian and Brian -- , and we appreciate you for your support and support you, we love you, Brian, and we're looking out for you.
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00:05:08.000I think that most things that are, as far as feel and sensual things, like music and stuff along those lines, most of those things are accentuated by marijuana.
00:08:15.000I loved going to the Comedy Store, and I was there with some chick, and I'm like, that's that dude that trains at my school, the celebrity dude.
00:08:21.000And then you got off stage, I'm like, hey dude, I train in jiu-jitsu, you remember me?
00:08:23.000And you're like, oh shit, you're at the Machado's.
00:11:49.000Dude, it's one of the coolest things that I hear when we go on the road, when we do comedy shows, is how many people come up to me after the show and tell me that they start doing jujitsu after they listen to the podcast.
00:12:30.000Nobody wore more makeup than Poison, but that dude will fuck you up.
00:12:34.000With weapons, with kung fu, with jiu-jitsu.
00:12:37.000No one ever really gave a fuck about the dudes in the crazy, you know, hair and makeup doing that because everybody knew they were doing that because they were rock stars and they got insane amounts of pussy.
00:12:48.000It's like, it was never even, I mean, even if you were like, oh, look at what they're doing.
00:12:52.000And Ogie, you're wearing crazy lipstick and crazy makeup.
00:12:56.000They got so much pussy, you couldn't say shit.
00:12:58.000That's basically the more feminine they go, they're going, the more pussy you get, the more you could dress like a chick because no one can say shit.
00:14:59.000You see, what's really important, though, real journalism is really important, but it's real scary, and it's really dangerous.
00:15:07.000Like, for someone to really dig deep, like, Matt Taibbi-style into the inner workings of the government and corruption and Goldman Sachs and all that shit, dude, that's terrifying.
00:15:18.000With that kind of shit, we need a lot of that.
00:15:22.000There's a lot of chaos and corruption going on.
00:15:26.000And it just seems every year like it's more and more just a part of the way we just accept how this life is set up.
00:15:54.000I mean, the situation that we're in right now is amazing because this is the first time where people have really kind of truly been aware of how the whole system runs.
00:16:04.000And you look at all these different National Defense Authorization Act and this new one that doesn't allow you to do any protests where there's Secret Service anywhere nearby.
00:16:16.000It's a felony, which means you can go to jail for over a year.
00:16:18.000For protesting, which is supposed to be a part of our constitutional rights, the right to protest, but they just recently passed a law, Obama signed it, that if you protest in front of Secret Service agents, well, Secret Service agents are protecting someone.
00:16:34.000It could be a candidate, it could be a journalist, someone who works for the White House, whoever the fuck the Secret Service is protecting, if you are protesting in front of them, that's a felony.
00:21:43.000These hookers were allowed inside their hotel rooms where they had itineraries for what Obama's schedule was while he's going to be visiting and stuff like that.
00:22:49.000So, dude, speaking of Secret Service, I watched the, you know, there's these folks at this production company that used to do that Jesse Ventura show, the Conspiracy Theory show.
00:23:00.000And I was talking to them about this idea that they have.
00:23:07.000I was talking to them about this idea that they had, and as we got talking, somehow or another we got to talking about conspiracy theories because of that show.
00:23:16.000And what they wanted that show to be, what it ultimately became, and how they weren't happy with the direction that it all went.
00:23:22.000But they started talking to me about JFK. And they're like, have you seen our special on JFK? I'm pretty familiar with the case.
00:23:47.000Well, you know, they set up a rifle thing where you could see the distance of how far he was shooting from the window and how accurate you could be with that rifle in that amount of time, six seconds, fire off three shots.
00:24:05.000And you watch that and you go, wow, that's not likely.
00:24:36.000Because he wanted to abolish the CIA. Yeah, I think Lee Harvey Oswald probably wasn't innocent.
00:24:41.000I mean, it was pretty obvious that Lee Harvey Oswald was some sort of a government agent.
00:24:44.000But it seems more than likely, when you look at all the evidence about how fucking ridiculous the whole scenario was, the way they were parading him in that open area where it was totally unprotected, the president with the roof down, and they slowed down around the turn, the Secret Service guys were- There's so much shit, right?
00:25:24.000There's just so much nonsense with the case.
00:25:28.000The single bullet theory is often debated, okay?
00:25:31.000And the scary thing about it is how many people are willing to come up with this weird, irrational...
00:25:39.000Explanation for why this one bullet did all these unlikely things and then wound up on the gurney and the only reason for that is because that one bullet helps negate the possibility of conspiracy and attribute all three bullets to one guy and it's the only real reason to do it And the only reason they had to attribute this one bullet to all these wounds was because there was a man under the underpass, and this guy got hit in the face by a ricochet.
00:26:06.000The bullet hit the curb right in front of him, and the curb stone came up and fucked his head up.
00:26:12.000So this guy had to go to the hospital, and he told them what happened.
00:26:16.000So they knew that was a shot that was in the record, and they knew there was one other wound to Kennedy that was in the record.
00:26:22.000So the head shot Before the headshot, the one that hit him in the back had to do all of his damage and then all the damage to Governor Connolly as well.
00:26:33.000So that's the only reason why they attributed it to this one bullet.
00:26:36.000And then they magically find this bullet on a gurney in the hospital.
00:26:39.000And then the bullet doesn't even have any damage to it.
00:26:41.000The bullet looks like a bullet that's been fired through water.
00:26:44.000It doesn't look like a bullet looks when it goes through two human beings.
00:29:13.000Despite all the evidence that there was someone in the grassy knoll shooting guns, there was all these people saying that shots were coming from behind them that were standing in front of the grassy knoll.
00:29:30.000There was a documentary they did where they talked about the odds What the odds were that all these people who had witnessed the Kennedy assassination would be killed in either violent murders or horrible car accidents or fires or train track accidents where they parked their car on train tracks.
00:29:50.000They killed a lot of fucking people, man.
00:29:53.000It's really possible that they tied up all the loose ends.
00:29:57.000It's really possible that they killed the president and then they went out and they killed a whole bunch of people that might have been able to tell that they killed the president.
00:30:07.000And they cleaned that shit up nice, and they put it in a big book, and they called it the Warren Commission Report, and then there you go.
00:30:52.000See, the thing about 1 and 2 that a lot of people don't know when we're talking about the towers that fell, this crazy 911 conspiracy shit, fuck you, Rogan, I'm shutting this off right now!
00:31:01.000I'm tired of your fucking pseudoscience!
00:31:04.000Towers 1 and Tower 2 were really the only tower that we know of that's ever been hit by a full jumbo jet, full fuel like that.
00:31:13.000It might have been that design just was not really the right way to go if you're going to get hit by a fucking plane.
00:31:19.000Because if you watch the way 1 and 2 fall, to me, they fall like a building that's falling apart, which is what I would assume would happen if it started crumbling and crushing.
00:32:23.000Is it possible that if you have a place or a building that's filled with so much sensitive information, so much dangerous, sensitive information, that they might have built it with the design to implode it whenever they wanted to, in the case of a breach, in case of the possibility of losing all that information to other governments or what have you?
00:32:47.000Well, if that was the only thing that was fishy, there's like a thousand things.
00:33:02.000I do also reserve the possibility that I don't know shit about architecture or engineering and that if you start a massive fucking gasoline fire...
00:33:11.000In the basement of a building and it turns into like essentially like one of those inside of one of those green egg ovens.
00:33:37.000But I'm saying one of the things that's interesting is even though it does go in like a controlled demolition, it doesn't blow out like a controlled demolition.
00:33:45.000It's almost like maybe they just did a really sweet one.
00:34:12.000I'm saying that they built it to be able to do that to it.
00:34:16.000I'm saying, from the very moment they built it, they knew that they were going to have the NSA there, they knew they were going to have the DEA documents, whatever the fuck they've got going on in there.
00:34:24.000Whatever crazy shit, bankers, there was a lot of different, like, really high-level government organizations that were being run out of this building.
00:34:31.000If they wanted to design it so that if anything happened, if there was a fire one day, they could just crush it.
00:34:38.000They could just bring it down to the ground.
00:34:40.000I think that's such a small possibility.
00:36:15.000I want to see a picture, a backpack, the whole front lawn where everything's all fucked up and there's suitcases and there's tennis shoes and there's shit that you see and there's been plenty of planes wrecking.
00:36:25.000They know what plane wreckage looks like.
00:38:06.000Yeah, when let me see if this is the one This was a see see when you put all that shit together you put all that shit together like to what the fuck you guys up to?
00:40:51.000Ask that question to our 9-11 Commission staffer who was the only survivor from that room who made it out.
00:40:58.000I did talk to April Gallup, who was actually inside the room in the Pentagon, and she looked me in the eye and told me unequivocally, I saw nothing that indicated a plane hit the Pentagon.
00:42:05.000If you put it all together, Donald Rumsfeld, the day before, talking about they just figured out their $2.3 million is missing, and then they blow it up.
00:44:07.000Yeah, meanwhile, he's been one of the worst people we've ever had as far as taking away civil liberties.
00:44:13.000I mean, that's not a melodramatic statement, ladies and gentlemen.
00:44:15.000If you look up the National Defense Authorization Act and look up this new one that makes it illegal illegal, It's a felony to protest near a Secret Service agent.
00:45:06.000They're slowly taking away our freedoms, day by day, in increments, and we're all just sitting there watching it fucking go, and no one's even paying attention.
00:45:54.000I'm only like five episodes in, but I'm hardcore addicted.
00:45:57.000It's all like, it's based on this fantasy land, this Middle Earth, you know, like, where winter is like fucking ten years long, and summer is like nine years long, and there's dragons, and...
00:46:14.000My point was, these motherfuckers are just constantly trying to jack each other to get better positions.
00:46:21.000They're constantly worrying about being jacked by some other people coming over the hill.
00:46:25.000They're constantly worried about getting fucked up by the dudes from the north who want back their land.
00:46:32.000There's no difference between now and then.
00:46:35.000We're not used to seeing dudes sword fight in the street like they were back then, but there's not that much difference between now and then.
00:46:43.000It's all just done through different machinery and different language and different methodologies and different governments working together to do it and do it as non-violently as possible.
00:46:55.000But when the shit hits the fan, the boys hit the shore, guns in hand, and fucking tanks rolling over the ground because somehow or another there's some shit going down in Afghanistan that it's really important that we're there to stop it.
00:48:28.000What they deserve is to be involved in just wars only.
00:48:32.000What they deserve is to be at home And to be with their fucking families and not have to use our resources to keep them over in some spot where they don't fucking need to be.
00:51:07.000That's legit in a lot of parts of this country, man.
00:51:09.000There's some parts of this country where dudes are trying to find a way out, you know?
00:51:12.000And when the Marines come along and offer you guidance and discipline and a way to pay for college, you know, for a lot of dudes, that's helped them.
00:51:19.000I know a lot of people that it's changed them for the better.
00:51:27.000Because I remember dudes, when dudes joined the Marines when there was no war.
00:51:30.000That was a different sort of experience.
00:51:33.000That was a guy who would join the Marines to toughen up.
00:51:35.000But once war started happening, man, that's a completely different gig.
00:51:40.000Because now you're actually going to go and you're going to be involved in some insane one-on-one combat where you're shooting guns at each other.
00:51:48.000I mean, that's more than likely going to happen.
00:52:19.000You know, we used to have like the dopest cars in the world.
00:52:22.000You know, America had like, you know, back in the day when, you know, GM and Ford would like do battle to have like the coolest cars were like Mustangs and Camaros.
00:52:55.000And it's all about Michael Moore trying to find out, like he tries to get an interview with this guy who was the head of GM and find out why he did that and see what he did to this town when...
00:53:46.000So this lady's touching this bunny, and then when they say food or pets, she says food, so she kills it.
00:53:52.000When you think about that life gets that hard, where you have this cute little bunny, and you're like, alright, it's snapping its neck, time to eat it.
00:54:01.000That's like, you're getting down, that's an animalistic sort of a vibe you're getting into.
00:54:05.000You're getting into this weird, you know, that's a weird world you're living in, man.
00:55:48.000Either it happened right before we were there or right after we were there, but my parents were really freaked out that an alligator ate a fucking ladies' dog.
00:55:57.000She was walking along by the water and the thing just came out and snatched her dog from her.
00:58:34.000You remember when I first got this house and we sat and I got a little theater room and we watched the documentaries from the BBC on the Amazon where you see that fucking crazy bird eat that ancient dinosaur fish.
00:59:03.000I don't think there's a whole lot of people living in the Everglades.
00:59:06.000I think there's probably some parts of the Everglades we could drive to and live in, but it looked to me like there was a lot of it that would look pretty goddamn wild.
01:00:19.000This is the Keys, where the dog got eaten by the crocodile.
01:00:23.000That's really, like, a tropical country.
01:00:25.000I mean, that's, like, you gotta drive to them over, like, a bridge.
01:00:29.000You know, that's not even really connected.
01:00:33.000I just got back from the desert and it was really weird seeing about the people that lived in the desert.
01:00:39.000The roads were not maintained so you just go through these dirt roads and it looked like every single person that's a hoarder, the rich hoarders get to come out here because every house seemed like a hoarder house from just the outside.
01:00:53.000And there was parts where I couldn't go because there was these dogs that would come in the street and block you and they just wouldn't leave.
01:01:33.000archery shooting guns and they have one of those big teepees where you go in there and do drugs and stuff and like even on the book it's like people are like you know how they sign like hey had a great time you know they have like a book that you can sign in every one of these trailers and everyone was like dude had the best shroom trip ever like i'm tripping my ass off right now
01:01:51.000this is what my mom looks like like just drawing pictures and the whole place seemed badass and i thought how cool would it be to rent out every single one of these trailers and just have like a big party with all your friends.
01:05:02.000It's about some god who has actual human scientists working for him to sacrifice virgins.
01:05:13.000So the way these scientists get to sacrifice virgins is they got like CIA connections where they somehow coordinate three guys and two girls to take a trip out in the cabin in the woods for a weekend and party.
01:05:30.000And then while they're out there, it's all an experiment.
01:05:32.000It's all like fenced off electronically.
01:05:35.000So these scientists are all programming.
01:05:38.000They think they're just going out to a cabin to swim in the lake.
01:06:10.000Every monster you could think of is in a little box under the lake and And based on what they read, they got the zombies, like mountain men that were killed and now they're zombies and they come out after you with horse traps and axes.
01:06:26.000And like the scientists are all betting, it's a comedy.
01:06:29.000The scientists are all betting, there's like 20 scientists that are all betting on what monsters are they going to release based on reading this magic book.
01:06:38.000So, you know, there's $100 on the zombies.
01:10:04.000I don't read them very often, man, but I tell you what, when I was a kid, they brought me great joy.
01:10:08.000When I was a kid and I was moving around, we were moving around all over the country, the constant in my life, because when we moved a bunch of times, it takes a while to make friends.
01:10:18.000You're in one place and then you move in two years and you're in another place.
01:10:22.000Comic books were my constant buddy when I was a young kid.
01:10:25.000So to me, I'll always have a special spot in my heart for comic books because I remember the effect that they had on me when I was a kid.
01:15:26.000Shows you how pragmatic his thinking is.
01:15:29.000He's very honest about what it was like when he was doing a lot of drinking and doing a lot of drugs that he would black out and not even remember a book that he wrote.
01:15:39.000He's talked about several of his books.
01:15:41.000He doesn't remember writing them because he was just fucked up.
01:16:34.000He's got so many, the Tommy Knockers, ooh, I loved that one, that was a great one.
01:16:39.000It was a fucking long UFO crashed into this area like thousands of years ago and they dig into it and reactivate it or some shit and people get infected by these UFOs and start changing.
01:16:53.000I forget the exact plot of it, but I remember it was one of my favorites.
01:16:58.000I would be bummed out when my stop would come.
01:17:01.000I wonder how he comes up with this shit.
01:17:02.000Well, I'm sure he smokes a lot of weed because he talks about it.
01:17:06.000He talks about how great the weed is in Maine and how it should be a cottage industry and the weed laws are ridiculous.
01:18:24.000No, it doesn't explain, because he's a lot more together than 99.99999% of the world who would have had that same experience happen to them.
01:20:14.000I don't know if they did with her, but apparently, this is what I hear, I could be totally wrong, but in some Asian countries, they'll take a dude and get him on female hormones quick to make them money, like to survive.
01:20:27.000Like, you're going to be a chick now and you're going to be a hooker.
01:20:30.000There's one fucking story of these two lesbians that had this son.
01:20:35.000I don't know if it was a natural birth son or an adopted son, I'm not sure.
01:20:41.000And I believe the kid was 10 and they wanted to get the kid ready for a gender reassignment because they said that the boy actually was saying that he was a girl.
01:20:53.000That's probably what they say all the time.
01:21:28.000But I mean, that's one of those things that you would think that someone would make up on some extreme, crazy right-wing site because it would make conservative people so fucking furious that this could happen, that someone could have this boy and at 10 years old be setting him up for gender reassignment.
01:22:28.000Yeah, someone was, there was an article, I think on the Underground, talking about how ladyboys will fuck dudes up if dudes, you know, like, you know, some guys get, like, real disrespectful with ladyboys, but they don't realize, like, that's still a man.
01:22:42.000That's still a man, and he probably knows how to punch, you know, fuck you up, man.
01:22:45.000Like, the story's about them getting upset.
01:22:48.000Well, you know, if you saw a guy at jiu-jitsu who had the body of a 13-year-old Thai girl, you're like, there's no way you're going to do shit.
01:24:06.000When I look at a girl like Tommy Jr.'s girlfriend, I say, okay, if she wanted to, if you didn't know what you were doing, and she uncorked a couple on you before you knew it was happening, you could get knocked the fuck out.
01:27:19.000I didn't mind Alien 3. One of the funniest, most misunderstood movies ever for me, and most people thought it was just total shit, was Freddy Got Fingered.
01:27:27.000That's still one of my all-time favorites.
01:28:15.000You don't want anybody, like, about to go over the cliff and digs the hammer into the side of the hill and saves yourself dangling over the fucking side of the cliff holding onto a hammer.
01:28:24.000I love Will Ferrell movies, like fucking Step Brothers.
01:28:27.000I could watch that over and over and over.
01:28:29.000Step Brothers was one of the greatest movies ever.
01:28:31.000Talladega Nights, Tropic Thunder, that's probably top three greatest comedies ever, if not the funniest one.
01:28:37.000Tropic Thunder, probably the funniest fucking movie ever.
01:28:39.000All the way through, every character played an asshole in the movie, and they were all brilliant.
01:32:57.000It's amazing when you really think about the amount of time that went between then and now.
01:33:04.000Not that much time, if you really stop and think about it.
01:33:07.000Well, ancient religions, the ancient Chinese and the Hindus, they all believed that having sex got you closer to God, and that's how you got close.
01:34:32.000You and I, man, we enhance each other.
01:34:36.000We've always enjoyed having these crazy conversations, even if we don't agree about a lot of shit.
01:34:40.000And we don't agree about a lot of shit.
01:34:42.000But we've always enjoyed it because I favor your opinion over everyone else's and treat it equally as if it was mine.
01:34:50.000Because I know you so well, I know how your mind works.
01:34:53.000So every time you have an opinion on something...
01:34:55.000I accept it as if it's me having that opinion.
01:34:57.000I allow myself to go through the whole process.
01:34:59.000There's not a whole lot of people that you can do that with in life.
01:35:03.000You know, there's not a whole lot of people where you go, yeah, Bob said he didn't do anything, but his fucking fingerprints were everywhere, and the murder weapon was in the street in front of his...
01:36:04.000When we were in Louisville, Duncan got standing ovations every time.
01:36:08.000Just walking on stage, they're going nuts and cheering.
01:36:10.000That makes me feel better about comedy than anything.
01:36:14.000There's a trick to life, and a big part of it is generosity.
01:36:20.000The big part of it is appreciation for other people's success.
01:36:24.000A big part of it is being around other people that are trying to go for success and enhancing each other along the way.
01:36:31.000Having a group of people that are all doing positive shit and moving forward and doing what they want to do, man, and having it all come together.
01:36:40.000Everybody together doing that together, that's all like a big juicy enhancement.
01:36:44.000Joey Diaz just got number one on iTunes.
01:36:47.000He's the number one comedy CD on iTunes, dude.
01:37:47.000I mean, you don't have to do it right away, but start thinking about it, and then when you get to a position where you get just a couple free hours a week, you know, where you think you might be able to devote to that, Slide on in.
01:37:56.000Your thing will be a hit right off the bat.
01:41:54.000If there was a sensible person who was a real powerful Republican and he was the president and he wanted her as a vice president, at this point in time, she might actually be able to get in.
01:42:12.000And if they could just coach her, if she would take some coaching, apparently she's not that good at taking coaching, which is one of the problems with her.
01:42:42.000The more silly things happen in the news like that, the more just ridiculous scenarios play out over and over again, the more you've got to just question...
01:42:51.000Could you imagine if it really does turn out that this whole thing is bullshit?
01:42:55.000And you wake up one day and you and your friends just shot up with some weird electronic drug that takes you on some 40 year journey and then brings you back.
01:45:05.000If you look at any of these movies, definitely Wapner, definitely Wapner, but they always have this memory where they can always remember a thousand things.
01:45:14.000What if they're a step past us and they're just not into all the gossip and bullshit of normal day lives, but yet they're fucking figuring out Right.
01:45:23.000Well, you know, at a certain point in time, the question becomes, is all of our emotions and all of our caveman ideas and genetics, is all that really going to be effective?
01:45:33.000Do we need all this weird way of interacting with each other?
01:45:36.000After a while, can that become something else?
01:45:39.000And it could become something that's maybe more effective mathematically?
01:45:42.000And something that's maybe just not as inclined to be swayed by emotion, you know, that it's just like a little detached, a little detached from the human experience, but much more elevated in a certain way.
01:45:53.000I mean, we look at it like it's a disease, but on some of them, maybe it's not, you know?
01:46:06.000Because if you think about how much is lost in a text message, man, the only people that I like texting with are people that I'm already close with.
01:46:14.000Because then, you know, I could, you know, if you text me, where are you at?
01:47:25.000I don't know if it's out yet or not, but they were going to be doing the same kind of technology as this, but where they go out into the crowd.
01:47:32.000They have a walkway where fashion models use, where their band members will walk out and...
01:47:48.000What's the coolest thing about this is that it exists and that even though the price tag for it was $10 million...
01:47:54.000But seeing a movie for your first time back in whenever, the 20s or 30s, a silent movie, you used to be like, wow, look at this amazing thing!
01:50:48.000You turn it on, and, like, what does it do exactly?
01:50:50.000Well, it pretty much is, like, a foldable LCD screen where you'll be able to, like, in the future, I don't know what that one is, but the technology's out where...
01:50:58.000Eventually we'll have walls where that will be a screen.
01:51:01.000And you can turn it onto a texture or a color of a wall.
01:51:56.000Like, if you're a fat fuck, that was awesome.
01:51:58.000It's like, you can just sit around and eat.
01:52:00.000There was dark times in this species history where people were just scrounging and scratching, and it got to the point where fat, obese people were sexy because they were desirable.
01:53:20.000But if you have any scenario where a chick says something stupid, even if you generalize and say a chick shouldn't be president, I don't think men should give birth either.
01:53:37.000If somebody's being a fucking idiot, you'll say it's a guy or a girl, and I think that's what it is a lot of times.
01:53:43.000I try to be as nice as possible about it, especially now, especially when you're talking to a chick.
01:53:50.000A lot of times chicks are a little bit more sensitive to criticism or the potential possibility that you're a mean asshole and you're going to say something mean to her.
01:55:55.000But if you can get through that gauntlet, if you can get through that, become a blue belt, become a purple belt, there's certain qualities that those guys have about them.
01:56:56.000There's a lot of guys who when their manhood is threatened, they want to puff up their chest and they can get in trouble and it's a scary moment for them.
01:57:52.000There's a lot of suppressing the true instincts of the animal, the human organism.
01:57:58.000And Jiu-Jitsu allows you to express the true instincts of the animal organism in a safe way that actually you benefit from and you develop character from.
01:58:07.000You know, and there's a real benefit to that, that obviously you experience, obviously I experience, and you give out when you're teaching Jiu-Jitsu.
01:58:16.000What you're doing with 10th Planet Jiu-Jitsu, with the website, with mastering the system so you can watch different techniques and learn from them online, what you're doing is you're spreading this incredible tool to become a better human being.
01:58:33.000You're spreading this incredible tool to help you master your own personal space a little bit better.
01:58:57.000He means terrible like if you started playing a new video game for the first time and you're going one-on-one against people, they would be killing you and it's terrible.
01:59:05.000You're losing all the time, but no one's really getting hurt.
01:59:07.000You're not going to get hurt in jujitsu.
01:59:09.000It's not terrible or you're getting hurt.
01:59:41.000And before you even spar, you're going to go through drills where you're shown the technique and you execute it on someone who is not resisting.
01:59:48.000And by learning it that way, you know, you do and put in the repetitions, you eventually absolutely can develop those techniques.
01:59:54.000The beautiful thing about the techniques of jiu-jitsu is most of them don't even require any real unusual physical attributes.
02:00:02.000You don't have to be unusually strong.
02:00:04.000You just have to have leverage and position and a lot of people could apply.
02:00:08.000A lot of people out there don't even work out.
02:00:10.000If you taught them a rear naked choke and then you let them put it on you, they could put you to sleep.
02:00:23.000And that's one of the things that I really always appreciated about the way you talk about jiu-jitsu is that you are always really humble in that regard.
02:00:32.000And you always make sure that you let people know that there's nothing unusual about you.
02:00:48.000It doesn't matter if you're 50 or 60, 42. If you want to learn how to subdue someone and put them to sleep scientifically in a very non-violent way, you're doing it with a bunch of nerds.
02:01:02.000Jiu-jitsu itself is a douchebag filter.
02:01:18.000But every time I'm on the podcast, we talk about this.
02:01:21.000I know I'm beating everyone over the head with this, but there's jujitsu everywhere.
02:01:29.000Practically every city has a jujitsu school.
02:01:31.000Find a jujitsu school, whether it's no gi or gi.
02:01:34.000Get into it, because within a year, and time flies, within a year, sometimes even six months, depending on how fast you pick it up, but at the most, a year, you will be able to take an untrained man, a dude who doesn't do jujitsu, obviously, and most people don't, If anything goes wrong at the movie theater with your family, with your kids, with your girlfriend, someone steps up, you will have the confidence to put that guy to sleep and just extinguish the problem.
02:02:00.000And it gives you so much confidence in not just those type situations, but in everyday situations, in business, in meetings.
02:02:07.000It just gives you so much confidence knowing if anything goes down, you're safe.
02:02:12.000Dude, I wonder if they're ever going to be able to come out with a jujitsu dummy that is a robot that works on a computer and knows how to execute moves.
02:02:26.000Because maybe if they could get it to be like super sensitive, you know, maybe, man, I don't know, man.
02:02:33.000The way they're doing it now, the robots they have now, they can push them while they're running and they lean over and then rebalance themselves and come back up.
02:02:39.000They're getting super, super advanced.
02:02:41.000And I think it's the human body, like the anatomy, they already understand it completely.
02:02:48.000They know if they created some sort of an artificial structure that mimicked bone mass and they figured out a way to power it and move it around.
02:02:54.000And then figure out a way to make it ultra-sensitive to compression and how much it's squeezing and what position it's in.
02:03:02.000And then make it work like a jiu-jitsu fucking fire.
02:03:53.000Well, you could get a white belt one and just fucking strangle it.
02:03:55.000Or you can get, like, different kind of athletes, like a 190-pound football player, like one of those ridiculously powerful and explosive defensive end dudes.
02:05:18.000We had a guy on one of our shows, Naughty showed a Christmas roast video and they had a couple of real dolls there and they were awesome looking.
02:05:26.000But then the vagina, which felt like a fleshlight ripoff.
02:06:29.000They have advertisers, and while they've been nice enough to take the advertising off our shows and stuff like that, They do have to kind of have this kind of policy, you know.
02:06:55.000There was a naughty show that I just put up today where there was a quick nudity where the girl took off her clothes and I grabbed the camera right at the last second and I think there was a little bit of nudity in that show.
02:07:06.000But still, I pulled the video immediately when that happened so no one else could see it.
02:07:11.000But I still think there's a lot of people that watch this that marijuana would bug Kodak or Ford if they were a sponsor.
02:07:19.000They're not going to be like, why are you Why are we sponsoring, like, fucking bong hits and stuff?
02:07:23.000Eddie Brown would just say the government planned 9-11.
02:08:09.000It's just they're a little bit more lenient because you're paying for it and there's no advertising involved.
02:08:14.000Vimeo is more of a paid service where you can have a director and you can have a short movie that has nudity in it and most likely you're going to be fine because it's kind of artsy.
02:10:32.000The memes are pictures with the text on it.
02:10:35.000Oh, dude, there's one on my message board.
02:10:37.000There's a picture of a dude all fucked up, and he's all bleeding, and on top it says, at first I thought it was a great idea to throw trash into the dolphin pool, but I didn't know Matt Horowitz was standing right behind me.
02:11:21.000I'm hoping that's what America, that's what's going to be our next industry.
02:11:25.000Funny shit we produce on the internet where eventually people figure out how to make a living just completely straight from the internet, creating either podcasts or web series or different things they do.
02:11:34.000There's a lot of funny fucking dudes out there.
02:13:18.000I got a thing online with some fucking dude on the board who just got so cunty about some...
02:13:23.000There's this chick named Nikki Blum, I think her name is, and she does that rendition of Linda Ronstadt's You're No Good while inside a van.
02:13:57.000He said some dude was Oh, some dude was shitting on it, like, you know, I was saying, you know, how much talent this chick has, and some dude was like, you know, no, that sucks, it's shit, this is better.
02:14:09.000I fucking get crazy when people tell me that what you like sucks.
02:14:52.000Brian, can you move your arm for a second?
02:14:54.000Feeling better now that we're through Feeling better cause I'm over you I learned my lesson, it left a scar Now I see how you really are You're no good, you're no good Damn, that bitch can sing!
02:15:35.000I like that they're on their way to a gig and they're just playing in a van, you know, and she's just sitting there with an iPhone and recording it, and it's beautiful, man.
02:20:56.000If you want to do rounds on a bag or something, listen to some offspring, it's amazing that really good music can make cardio actually go by.
02:21:06.000If you put on a fucking badass album, especially if you smoke a little weed, and a lot of people think that's counterproductive to cardio work, but I say, how dare you?
02:23:35.000This is the biggest jujitsu match of all time.
02:23:39.000Yeah, because a lot of people thought that Nick Diaz should have got the nod in that fight against Carlos Condit, so that would make him, in their opinion, and that's not just a few.
02:23:48.000I've said I thought he could have won, but I could see how you could score for Carlos too.
02:23:53.000I would have leaned towards Nick, but it was a very fucking close fight.
02:26:31.000Because he just hit those numbers over and over and over and over and it became a part of his body.
02:26:36.000The thing you can learn about someone throwing a crazy spinning back kick is what's possible when someone just dedicates insane hours to one technique over and over and over again.
02:26:47.000So my hands were fucking terrible, dude.
02:26:49.000Until I was like 20 years old, I had no boxing technique at all.
02:27:15.000I didn't really know how to use my hands.
02:27:17.000Because all that time was just spent developing kicks, developing kicks.
02:27:21.000But when you're trying to be like a martial arts superstar like George St. Pierre, a mixed martial arts guy, mixed martial arts requires so many different skills.
02:27:33.000To develop one technique that takes an incredible amount of time to get really proficient at, like those spinning crazy kicks, those take a long time before you really develop that full body coordination.
02:27:45.000Like that, the moves in the 360 degree roundhouse kick when you step and run at somebody, those are just like tying a shoelace.
02:27:51.000It just sinks into place where it just becomes a part of your life.
02:27:55.000I don't think, okay, now I'm going to step with the left and then I'm going to pivot on the ball on my foot and then put the heel down and then lift the knee up and then kick.
02:28:34.000Especially with jiu-jitsu, it's happening too quick for you to even think.
02:28:38.000But all of a sudden, you've got someone's back.
02:28:40.000There's just been this mad scramble of adjusting positions, and everything you've done has been completely on training, and everything you've done has been on repetition, and drilling, and just putting in the numbers.
02:28:53.000And so then while you're live, while you're actually rolling, the mad scramble happens, and your hooks go in, and whoosh!
02:28:59.000And you got a person's back and you don't even know what you did.
02:29:29.000I mean, that's how Brian and I met, because Brian would just make everybody laugh at these silly fucking videos he would put online.
02:29:35.000But you know that when you're putting something like that out there, and somebody reacts to it, and somebody likes it, and boom, it just lights you up.
02:29:42.000Getting good at something, creating something good that gets recognized as something good, and creating something good where while you're doing it, it's sort of just playing out.
02:32:26.000I fucked up and pulled a muscle in my back.
02:32:29.000One of the things that happens in jiu-jitsu, jiu-jitsu is so fun that when you get injured, you don't think, man, I've got to stop doing jiu-jitsu.
02:32:34.000You just think, well, how long do I have to wait before I can do jiu-jitsu again?
02:34:34.000I think one of the things that you've got to take into consideration is the fact they trained a lot together, so they're both going to know each other's little idiosyncrasies.
02:34:41.000And I'm sure each of them have taken that into consideration and adjusted, but it's going to be fascinating to see what each one knows about each one.
02:34:48.000I know there was some moments that they had talked about where Rashad had had success in training, when John was tired and he was holding him down.
02:34:56.000They made reference to this many times.
02:34:58.000So, it's going to be interesting to see how much Jon has progressed since then.
02:35:02.000Because if you look at the way he fights, fucking guys, like, every time you see him, he's like this newer, better version.
02:35:12.000I mean, the way he strangled Lyoto Machida and then just dropped him down there.
02:35:16.000I mean, that's their common opponent, right?
02:35:18.000And, you know, Machida, of course, was the first guy to, not the only common opponent, they fought Rampage as well, but Machida was the first guy and the only guy in the UFC to beat Rashad.
02:35:28.000But Rashad won the Ultimate Fighter as a fucking heavyweight, and then dropped down to light heavyweight, and he's still one of the smaller light heavyweights, you know?
02:35:36.000I think he's a dangerous guy for anybody at 205. And I think knowing as much as he knows about Jon Jones, this is going to be really fascinating.
02:36:13.000He's the youngest guy to ever win the UFC title.
02:36:15.000I mean, I don't think he's even 24. Maybe he is.
02:36:18.000What if you were in a coma the last fucking five years and you woke up and people were trying to fill you in on this Jon Jones guy and they were just telling you exactly what you just said.
02:36:27.000All the guys that he totally went right through and destroyed.
02:38:42.000Guys, they have a certain amount of time in this game, and after a while, you hear him talk about it, and he says, you know, it's God's will, and it's this, and that.
02:38:50.000He's really more into religion these days than he is, I think, into going out and fucking people up.
02:39:06.000But all fighters, they go through a cycle, the greatest of all time.
02:39:10.000They all go through a cycle where they're almost unbeatable, and after a while there's some deterioration or the talent pool increases, which is one of the things that I certainly think happened in the UFC. I think the talent pool has gotten bigger and bigger.
02:39:23.000Fabricio Verdum, the first loss, you just cannot fuck around with Fabricio Verdum's guard.
02:39:34.000When I talk to Ryan Parsons about Fabricio, when he talks about how King Mo and Mayhem and all these guys were training with Fabricio, he said none of the ground and pound works.
02:40:14.000They say they have some reason for why he tested over a certain number and they also say that the number he tested May not have been accurate as this is the rumors.
02:40:24.000This is everything by the way is completely hearsay that I'm saying I don't have any direct from Overeem information Some people believe that he is going to be able to be licensed to fight and that they'll I don't know.
02:40:37.000We're going to find out on April 24th.
02:40:39.000On April 24th, that's when he has his hearing.
02:40:42.000I don't know if the commission makes a decision on the same day.
02:42:33.000The guy came online that fought him and defended himself and made a lot of sense to me.
02:42:38.000Sometimes people just get caught and it looks like a dive, but it's just you're tired and you get clipped in the jaw and your shit just gives out on you.
02:47:06.000And most likely, it'll be a lot of different shit, and I'm going to do a question and answer thing at the end, just like I did on my first CD. So we're going to have a good fucking time.
02:47:27.000We're happy as fuck that you are enjoying this podcast.
02:47:30.000And all those people out there that send us positive energy and positive text messages and tweets and all this shit on Facebook, couldn't be happier that I'm connected to all you guys.
02:47:39.000I couldn't be happier that we're not all sort of together creating something that's more positive.
02:48:33.000But thank you to Onnit.com for everything they do.
02:48:36.000It's the coolest company I've ever been involved with, bar none.
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02:48:44.000If you are interested in nootropics, please Google the subject.
02:48:48.000There's a lot of information, both positive and negative, about it.
02:48:52.000But I can tell you personally that I have been using nootropics for a long time, and I notice a Very tangible difference when I'm using them.
02:49:07.000If I had one supplement that I could take other than vitamins and minerals, if I could limit myself, even as far as athletic supplements go, I would take AlphaBrain.
02:49:16.000That is my all-time favorite supplement.