The Joe Rogan Experience - April 17, 2012


Joe Rogan Experience #206 Eddie Bravo

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On this episode of the Joe Rogan Experience Podcast, the boys talk about a conspiracy theory about mushrooms and their connection to performance enhancing drugs like Viagra and ADHD. Also, we talk about Eddie Bravo and how he's a professional radio host and why he doesn't know what he's doing with his life. Also, a new product from AlphaBrain, the cognitive enhancing supplement, NuMood, is available for pre-order now! You won't want to miss this one! Joe also talks about the new mushroom head AKA alpha dog and how it could be the next big thing in Nootropic supplements and why it would be a good idea to make a mushroom head dog. Joe also gets into the conspiracy theory that Viagra is actually a performance enhancing drug and that it helps women get better at soccer. Joe and Brian also talk about how they got caught with Viagra by a woman at a strip club and what they did to get caught and why they don t want to do it again. And of course, there's a special bonus segment where they talk about the weirdest thing they've ever heard and how they don't even know what they're doing with their dick. Enjoy the episode! Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. This episode was produced by Riley Bray. and edited by Matt Knott. Thank you to my good friend Eddie Bravo for coming up with the intro and outro music, we hope you enjoy the music, it's a little bit more than the intro, it doesn't get better than the outro, it'll get better after the intro. We'll see you next week! - Eddie Bravo, we'll figure out how to edit it out the music in the next episode, we're working on it, right? and we'll get back to that in a few weeks. -Joe Rogan Podcast, we promise you that we'll make it better next week. . -The Joe Rogans Experience Podcast. -- -- - -- and -- Thank you, Eddie Bravo -- And we'll be back next week with a new episode next Wednesday! -- Also, thank you for listening to this episode, Brian and Brian -- , and we appreciate you for your support and support you, we love you, Brian, and we're looking out for you.

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00:00:01.000 Boom! 0.99
00:00:02.000 It seems like it's been a long time.
00:00:04.000 It does.
00:00:04.000 How long has it been?
00:00:06.000 Uh...
00:00:06.000 Friday.
00:00:07.000 Friday.
00:00:08.000 What's today?
00:00:08.000 Monday?
00:00:09.000 Tuesday?
00:00:09.000 Monday.
00:00:10.000 No.
00:00:11.000 What is today?
00:00:12.000 Tuesday.
00:00:12.000 Tuesday.
00:00:13.000 It's been a long time for what? 0.98
00:00:14.000 I don't even know what fucking day is. 0.95
00:00:15.000 I don't know where it is, what time it is. 0.99
00:00:16.000 Too much of a whirlwind life, Eddie Bravo.
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00:00:53.000 But you know what, folks?
00:00:54.000 I'm not a scientist, nor am I unreasonably smart.
00:00:58.000 So don't listen to me.
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00:01:26.000 You don't have to return the product. 1.00
00:01:28.000 You can just say, yo, this shit sucks, and you get your money back. 1.00
00:01:32.000 Hey, dude, when is Aubrey going to come out with a mushroom head alpha dog? 1.00
00:01:35.000 You know what I mean?
00:01:37.000 A mushroom head alpha dog? 0.99
00:01:39.000 What the fuck was that? 0.99
00:01:40.000 No, no, you know how basically there's already been supplements that, you know, there's like brain factor supplements. 1.00
00:01:46.000 Like Larry's company even had a brain factor.
00:01:48.000 But what he did is he did that and fucking ran with it and made it the best it could possibly be. 0.99
00:01:53.000 Get the best shit, the best quality gourmet brain factor supplement, right? 0.99
00:01:57.000 There's been plenty of them, but this one's gourmet. 1.00
00:02:00.000 Do the same thing with dick pills, like those herbal Viagra, take that shit and go. 1.00
00:02:07.000 I think there's some stuff that probably has some sort of an effect on you. 1.00
00:02:11.000 I think it's all about nitric oxide.
00:02:15.000 That's also in Jack3D and things along those lines.
00:02:19.000 That's one of the reasons why they say that Viagra is actually a performance-enhancing supplement.
00:02:25.000 Did you know that athletes take Viagra now? 1.00
00:02:27.000 Hell yeah, all the pussy they get. 1.00
00:02:29.000 I need to start playing soccer. 1.00
00:02:29.000 They would have to to keep up with it. 1.00
00:02:31.000 No, it actually helps your athletic performance.
00:02:33.000 Oh, that's what they say. 1.00
00:02:35.000 That's what they tell the bitches. 1.00
00:02:37.000 They find the Viagra bottle. 1.00
00:02:39.000 This is how you've been fucking me for two hours straight. 1.00
00:02:42.000 No, no, no. 1.00
00:02:43.000 It's for muscle recovery.
00:02:47.000 That's hilarious.
00:02:48.000 Come on.
00:02:49.000 Yeah, they fund a scientific study for it. 0.99
00:02:52.000 That's what you gotta tell the bitches when you get caught with. 1.00
00:02:54.000 Oh, it's a bodybuilding thing. 1.00
00:02:56.000 You know, my dick works fine. 0.99
00:02:57.000 Could you imagine if it was a grand conspiracy and that is really what it was for? 1.00
00:03:01.000 You just uncovered that shit? 0.99
00:03:03.000 Hey, let's talk about this on the podcast. 1.00
00:03:05.000 Cue the music.
00:03:06.000 Make it official, Brian.
00:03:08.000 We haven't even started?
00:03:09.000 No, bro.
00:03:10.000 We're crazy.
00:03:12.000 That was all.
00:03:13.000 Showing my day.
00:03:14.000 Joe Rogan podcast by night.
00:03:15.000 All day.
00:03:18.000 People hear it.
00:03:20.000 See, it's an illusion.
00:03:21.000 It did start, but yet it didn't start.
00:03:23.000 It doesn't officially start until the music starts.
00:03:26.000 But all that other stuff was recorded and broadcast, so it did start.
00:03:30.000 You guys do it like a professional radio show.
00:03:33.000 You've got an intro.
00:03:34.000 That's right, Eddie.
00:03:35.000 You know why?
00:03:36.000 Because if someone ever wanted to edit it, I wanted to make it as easy as possible.
00:03:42.000 Take out where the advertisements are.
00:03:43.000 But I also wanted to make the advertisements as organic as possible without sounding like too much of a queen.
00:03:49.000 Mushroom dog.
00:03:51.000 What is mushroom dog?
00:03:52.000 What is the idea?
00:03:53.000 Like a big mushroom head.
00:03:54.000 You know what I mean?
00:03:54.000 That's what you can call it.
00:03:56.000 But I don't get the dog.
00:03:56.000 The dog part of it.
00:03:57.000 I don't know. 1.00
00:03:58.000 You want to fuck like a vicious dog? 1.00
00:04:01.000 Come on. 1.00
00:04:02.000 Mushroom dog.
00:04:03.000 Mushroom dog?
00:04:04.000 Right?
00:04:05.000 You make me feel really stoned. 0.99
00:04:07.000 Like a wolf-like dog with a giant boner as the logo. 0.90
00:04:10.000 Well, you know, they used to say that that's what the Vikings, that the Vikings used to take mushrooms.
00:04:15.000 And I think it was the Amanita muscaria.
00:04:18.000 I think that's the mushroom they were supposedly taking.
00:04:20.000 And they would go into berserker mode. 0.99
00:04:23.000 They would get fucked up on mushrooms before they would go and jack people. 0.99
00:04:26.000 I mean, is there a mushroom that enhances sexual performance? 0.99
00:04:31.000 I mean, don't the mushroom experts say that being on mushrooms makes you sexual?
00:04:37.000 The times I've been on mushrooms, I definitely was sexual. 0.97
00:04:40.000 You want to massage and sex feels awesome. 0.98
00:04:43.000 Yeah, definitely. 0.99
00:04:44.000 Yeah, I agree with that.
00:04:45.000 So in terms of like how it feels, yeah.
00:04:48.000 Like marijuana too.
00:04:49.000 I mean, especially when you eat it. 1.00
00:04:51.000 God damn, man. 1.00
00:04:52.000 If you and your lady eat like a little pot brownie together and you chill together for an hour and wait until it kicks in and whoa! 1.00
00:04:58.000 You can have some intense sex. 0.99
00:05:01.000 It's almost like a psychedelic experience, man. 0.99
00:05:04.000 Nice.
00:05:05.000 It gets dark.
00:05:08.000 I think that most things that are, as far as feel and sensual things, like music and stuff along those lines, most of those things are accentuated by marijuana.
00:05:24.000 Absolutely.
00:05:25.000 Right?
00:05:26.000 Of course.
00:05:28.000 You're the first person that introduced me to marijuana for people don't even know.
00:05:32.000 Eddie Bravo, back in the day, got me high and then we had ice cream sundaes.
00:05:36.000 It was the greatest experience of my life. 0.99
00:05:38.000 You know, because when I started smoking weed, everyone thought I was fucking crazy. 0.95
00:05:42.000 At the gym, at Jiu Jitsu, I was a purple belt when I started. 0.94
00:05:44.000 And I just became a hemp activist, trying to, you know...
00:05:50.000 Preach the truth about weed.
00:05:52.000 And everyone thought I was crazy.
00:05:54.000 And then I thought, man, if I can get Joe.
00:05:56.000 Joe's so smart.
00:05:57.000 Everybody listens to him.
00:05:58.000 If I can just get Joe high. 0.99
00:06:02.000 I knew for sure your comedy would just fucking sprout. 0.98
00:06:06.000 I was a million percent sure.
00:06:08.000 I just had to talk you into it, and you weren't easy.
00:06:10.000 It took a couple months of sitting down and talking to you.
00:06:14.000 You were like me.
00:06:15.000 I was like, I was not into it at all up until I was 28. I thought it made you fucking stupid. 1.00
00:06:19.000 I thought I turned you into a loser. 1.00
00:06:21.000 I don't think it took that long for me to do it, dude. 0.98
00:06:23.000 I don't really remember.
00:06:24.000 I remember one time I was on the 101 freeway going over Lancashire.
00:06:28.000 And I had you...
00:06:30.000 Like, we couldn't just start talking about weed all the time. 0.99
00:06:32.000 I would seem like a fucking... 1.00
00:06:33.000 Just some insane dude if I just brought up weed. 1.00
00:06:35.000 My mission was to... 0.68
00:06:37.000 I just had to sprinkle it in sometimes in our conversation.
00:06:40.000 And then I had you...
00:06:41.000 I was talking to...
00:06:43.000 I was on the freeway and I didn't want to go over the pass and lose you.
00:06:46.000 It was such an important call that I pulled over on the freeway to finish my point. 0.91
00:06:51.000 Some story, some analogy, some weed analogy, some historical facts, some shit that I was reading from Jack Herrera's book. 0.99
00:06:58.000 I had that shit memorized. 0.99
00:06:59.000 I would... 0.99
00:07:01.000 I would Xerox the chapters and make copies of the chapters and I'd be at jujitsu and just handing them to do this.
00:07:07.000 I couldn't hand them books.
00:07:08.000 I was a brokester.
00:07:10.000 That's right, I remember this.
00:07:11.000 I would pass out pamphlets. 0.99
00:07:12.000 I would just Xerox shit from Jack Herrera's book. 1.00
00:07:15.000 People thought I was nuts! 1.00
00:07:16.000 They thought I was crazy!
00:07:18.000 It's really funny.
00:07:19.000 That's so funny, man.
00:07:21.000 You're that guy.
00:07:22.000 You're that guy at the locker room handing out leaflets.
00:07:25.000 But hey, man, that's what you had to do before the internet, man.
00:07:27.000 That's what I was doing, man.
00:07:28.000 That's what you had to do.
00:07:28.000 I just wanted to...
00:07:29.000 Dude, you were the internet.
00:07:30.000 You were a human internet.
00:07:31.000 Yeah, once people started to think I was crazy, that just drove me. 1.00
00:07:34.000 Now I got to prove to these motherfuckers that I'm... 1.00
00:07:36.000 So I would bring in pamphlets. 1.00
00:07:38.000 I go, just read that. 1.00
00:07:38.000 Just this one fucking page. 1.00
00:07:40.000 And if you want, read the second page. 0.99
00:07:41.000 And then people...
00:07:42.000 It was making sense to a lot of people, but still, you know, most people, like myself, were totally afraid of it.
00:07:48.000 And then when I started hanging out with Joe, I heard about you training.
00:07:56.000 I heard there was an actor guy training at the gym.
00:07:58.000 It was before Fear Factor.
00:08:00.000 It was during news radio.
00:08:01.000 And so I was like, yeah, there's an actor, dude.
00:08:03.000 He's on NBC. He trains at night or whatever.
00:08:07.000 And I was training during the day.
00:08:08.000 And I ran into you once or twice and go, oh, that's that actor dude.
00:08:11.000 Never watched news radio.
00:08:12.000 But I saw you at the comedy store.
00:08:15.000 I loved going to the Comedy Store, and I was there with some chick, and I'm like, that's that dude that trains at my school, the celebrity dude.
00:08:21.000 And then you got off stage, I'm like, hey dude, I train in jiu-jitsu, you remember me? 0.96
00:08:23.000 And you're like, oh shit, you're at the Machado's. 0.93
00:08:25.000 And we just started talking there. 1.00
00:08:27.000 One time Eddie thought that someone was fucking with him at a diner, because you didn't have your contacts on. 0.95
00:08:35.000 Yes, I didn't have my contacts on. 0.97
00:08:37.000 It's nighttime, I was kind of a little tipsy.
00:08:39.000 Yeah, dude.
00:08:40.000 And you actually recognized me, and I didn't recognize you, right?
00:08:43.000 Yeah, I was outside of your range of vision. 0.98
00:08:46.000 And you're like, oh, dude, I can't see shit outside. 0.98
00:08:49.000 How bad is your vision if you don't have contacts on? 0.98
00:08:53.000 It's not that bad.
00:08:56.000 If I'm like 10 yards away from you, you start getting a little fuzzy.
00:09:00.000 Do I look like a pretty girl right now?
00:09:01.000 Do I look like a pretty girl right now?
00:09:03.000 I have my contacts in.
00:09:05.000 It was at Mel's Diner.
00:09:07.000 I thought you were hitting on the chick or something, right?
00:09:11.000 I don't know what you thought. 1.00
00:09:13.000 I think you thought I was fucking with you. 1.00
00:09:15.000 I think you thought I was fucking with you. 0.99
00:09:18.000 I don't remember what it was. 0.98
00:09:20.000 I don't remember what I said.
00:09:22.000 I was just like, yo, Eddie!
00:09:23.000 Yo, Eddie! 0.99
00:09:24.000 And for whatever reason, your brain misinterpreted that as someone fucking with you. 0.99
00:09:29.000 And you're like, oh, hey, dude. 1.00
00:09:30.000 Oh, damn. 0.99
00:09:31.000 I could have swore it was you saying that you couldn't see that good. 1.00
00:09:34.000 Yeah, I couldn't see that good. 0.99
00:09:36.000 And I actually thought you were fucking with me or I don't know what it was. 0.98
00:09:41.000 Dude, that could not see that good. 0.99
00:09:43.000 That trips me the fuck out because my eyes are going, man. 0.73
00:09:45.000 And I barely knew you.
00:09:46.000 I barely knew you.
00:09:47.000 I didn't watch news radio.
00:09:50.000 There's a lot of dudes that go to the gym.
00:09:51.000 I met you once or twice.
00:09:53.000 I was probably faded. 0.95
00:09:55.000 And, you know, and someone's calling me and I'm like, I don't know what the fuck's going on. 0.92
00:09:59.000 But then you were taking privates from Silvio at the time. 0.95
00:10:04.000 Remember?
00:10:05.000 Yes.
00:10:05.000 You were only doing privates in the beginning.
00:10:07.000 You weren't rolling. 0.99
00:10:08.000 You thought you were doing the best shit, right? 0.99
00:10:10.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:10:10.000 I was only rolling with him. 1.00
00:10:13.000 And then you guys were like, on an off hour, you invited me one time, remember?
00:10:18.000 He was giving you a private, and you invited me to come down to roll, too.
00:10:22.000 Yeah, and he came down and stoned and strangled me.
00:10:26.000 He was so high.
00:10:28.000 I could totally tell you that.
00:10:29.000 I remember that, too.
00:10:30.000 I got you in a twister, too.
00:10:31.000 Oh, dude, you got me in everything.
00:10:32.000 I think I just got you once.
00:10:33.000 You got me a couple times.
00:10:34.000 I think it was more than once.
00:10:36.000 I think it was like twice.
00:10:37.000 I was just a purple belt.
00:10:38.000 I wasn't that good.
00:10:39.000 And you came in strong.
00:10:40.000 I didn't know what you were doing.
00:10:41.000 I had no idea what you were doing.
00:10:43.000 When you went for that Twister Roll, dude, I was so lost.
00:10:46.000 That's when we started training together. 0.58
00:10:48.000 That was so fucking long ago. 0.94
00:10:50.000 Long time ago, man. 0.95
00:10:51.000 And then we ran into each other in 97 in Louisiana.
00:10:56.000 Yeah, the UFC. You were with Ricky Rocket.
00:10:59.000 Yeah, I was with Ricky Rocket, drummer for Poison.
00:11:01.000 I just recently met him.
00:11:03.000 Did I meet him back then?
00:11:05.000 I don't know if I met him back then.
00:11:07.000 I might have met him back then, but I recently met him at the Hard Rock.
00:11:11.000 He's a black belt Brazilian jiu-jitsu.
00:11:12.000 The drummer of Poison.
00:11:14.000 All that makeup.
00:11:14.000 Legit.
00:11:16.000 Machado lineage.
00:11:17.000 Yeah, he's a hardcore martial artist. 0.56
00:11:19.000 He was way into Jeet Kune Do as well and weapons and shit like that. 0.92
00:11:25.000 Before jiu-jitsu blew up, he was already into kung fu and shit. 0.85
00:11:28.000 And he just jumped on jiu-jitsu because he's smart and... 0.96
00:11:31.000 I love when people get into it.
00:11:34.000 What's his name?
00:11:34.000 Jonathan Lipnicki?
00:11:36.000 Is that his name?
00:11:36.000 The young kid who was an actor.
00:11:38.000 Was he from Jerry Maguire?
00:11:39.000 Yeah.
00:11:39.000 Yeah, that young kid from Jerry Maguire is really good, apparently.
00:11:42.000 Apparently Heffron rolls in him.
00:11:43.000 He strangles Heffron.
00:11:45.000 That's crazy.
00:11:45.000 Isn't that awesome?
00:11:46.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:11:46.000 I love hearing shit like that, man. 0.99
00:11:48.000 That is crazy, though, right? 0.99
00:11:49.000 Dude, it's one of the coolest things that I hear when we go on the road, when we do comedy shows, is how many people come up to me after the show and tell me that they start doing jujitsu after they listen to the podcast.
00:11:58.000 I get those tweets.
00:11:59.000 I get those tweets all the time.
00:12:01.000 And they always tag you in them, too.
00:12:02.000 I'm sure you said.
00:12:02.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:12:03.000 All the time.
00:12:03.000 All the time.
00:12:04.000 And I meet those folks.
00:12:06.000 When I do comedy shows, man, this past weekend in Fort Lauderdale, I met a gang of dudes that were talking to me about jiu-jitsu.
00:12:12.000 A gang of dudes that hadn't done jiu-jitsu until they listened to the podcast.
00:12:16.000 Just one after the other would come and tell me that.
00:12:19.000 Which is awesome, man. 0.99
00:12:20.000 You hear shit like that. 0.99
00:12:22.000 Isn't it crazy? 1.00
00:12:22.000 The drummer for Poison is a bad motherfucker. 1.00
00:12:27.000 He'll strangle people. 1.00
00:12:28.000 It's crazy, right? 1.00
00:12:29.000 Fuck yeah. 1.00
00:12:30.000 Nobody wore more makeup than Poison, but that dude will fuck you up. 1.00
00:12:34.000 With weapons, with kung fu, with jiu-jitsu. 1.00
00:12:37.000 No one ever really gave a fuck about the dudes in the crazy, you know, hair and makeup doing that because everybody knew they were doing that because they were rock stars and they got insane amounts of pussy. 0.98
00:12:48.000 It's like, it was never even, I mean, even if you were like, oh, look at what they're doing. 0.99
00:12:52.000 And Ogie, you're wearing crazy lipstick and crazy makeup. 1.00
00:12:56.000 They got so much pussy, you couldn't say shit. 1.00
00:12:57.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:12:58.000 That's basically the more feminine they go, they're going, the more pussy you get, the more you could dress like a chick because no one can say shit. 1.00
00:13:06.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:13:07.000 If you had 50 hot chicks around you, you could just start sucking a dick and you'd be fine. 1.00
00:13:11.000 Like, I got all these chicks. 1.00
00:13:13.000 I don't know about that.
00:13:14.000 I don't know about that.
00:13:16.000 I think you would lose a lot of people with that.
00:13:17.000 I don't know.
00:13:18.000 I don't know.
00:13:19.000 Everyone, you know what?
00:13:20.000 You know, there's rumors about David Bowie, and you hear those Mick Jagger rumors.
00:13:24.000 What do you think that is, man?
00:13:25.000 With the Rod Stewart, you know what I mean?
00:13:27.000 And we don't care.
00:13:27.000 It's just like that Richard Gere gerbil rumor.
00:13:31.000 You know, you gotta wonder, you know, how easy was it to spread a rumor back then?
00:13:35.000 I mean, did Mick Jagger and David Bowie really go to bed?
00:13:39.000 Really?
00:13:40.000 That's a serious rumor.
00:13:41.000 Yeah, it's an incredible rumor.
00:13:43.000 The gerbil rumor.
00:13:44.000 Remember that?
00:13:44.000 I think it was one of the wives said it, though, that she walked in on them.
00:13:48.000 I would bet for that.
00:13:52.000 I think back then, the internet was the tabloids.
00:13:57.000 That's it.
00:13:58.000 Those newspapers you see at the store.
00:13:59.000 Everyone goes to Rite Aid.
00:14:02.000 Everyone goes to a drugstore.
00:14:03.000 Everyone goes to the airport.
00:14:06.000 Yeah, those are like those crazy sites. 1.00
00:14:09.000 You can get that shit out real quick. 1.00
00:14:11.000 Remember, it's like extra, extra. 1.00
00:14:12.000 Read all about it.
00:14:13.000 If you made the front page of some newspaper, back then everybody read the newspaper.
00:14:18.000 When was the last time you read a newspaper?
00:14:21.000 I rarely read newspapers.
00:14:23.000 When I go to Starbucks, I'll read the cover.
00:14:24.000 I'll read the cover at Starbucks.
00:14:26.000 That's it. 1.00
00:14:27.000 I ain't going through that shit. 0.99
00:14:28.000 I'll do it if I'm on the road by myself and I'm really fucking bored. 0.99
00:14:33.000 I'll get the New York Times.
00:14:35.000 I'll get the New York Times and I'll go through that thing.
00:14:38.000 I never look at the newspaper.
00:14:39.000 I probably should, but it's like, man, I don't know.
00:14:43.000 It's outdated.
00:14:44.000 Newspapers are outdated. 0.99
00:14:45.000 You already know all this shit in a newspaper like 12 hours before you see it in a newspaper. 0.99
00:14:49.000 Yeah, it really is an ineffective way of doing it. 0.99
00:14:51.000 That's why they're hurting.
00:14:52.000 That's why New York Times on the iPad is probably going to, at one day, be more popular than the regular New York Times.
00:14:58.000 For sure.
00:14:59.000 You see, what's really important, though, real journalism is really important, but it's real scary, and it's really dangerous. 0.85
00:15:07.000 Like, for someone to really dig deep, like, Matt Taibbi-style into the inner workings of the government and corruption and Goldman Sachs and all that shit, dude, that's terrifying. 0.99
00:15:18.000 With that kind of shit, we need a lot of that. 0.99
00:15:22.000 There's a lot of chaos and corruption going on. 1.00
00:15:26.000 And it just seems every year like it's more and more just a part of the way we just accept how this life is set up.
00:15:35.000 We don't even...
00:15:37.000 No one's going to do anything about it. 0.96
00:15:41.000 No one's doing shit about it. 0.89
00:15:42.000 Nothing. 0.70
00:15:42.000 Just the way it runs, man. 0.70
00:15:44.000 It's going to take a lot to shift the power back to the people. 0.99
00:15:49.000 It's going to take fucking a miracle, man. 0.96
00:15:52.000 It's amazing, isn't it? 0.97
00:15:54.000 I mean, the situation that we're in right now is amazing because this is the first time where people have really kind of truly been aware of how the whole system runs.
00:16:04.000 And you look at all these different National Defense Authorization Act and this new one that doesn't allow you to do any protests where there's Secret Service anywhere nearby.
00:16:14.000 You can get arrested.
00:16:16.000 It's a felony, which means you can go to jail for over a year.
00:16:18.000 For protesting, which is supposed to be a part of our constitutional rights, the right to protest, but they just recently passed a law, Obama signed it, that if you protest in front of Secret Service agents, well, Secret Service agents are protecting someone.
00:16:34.000 It could be a candidate, it could be a journalist, someone who works for the White House, whoever the fuck the Secret Service is protecting, if you are protesting in front of them, that's a felony. 0.98
00:16:45.000 That's crazy. 1.00
00:16:46.000 That's like communist Cuba type shit. 1.00
00:16:49.000 It doesn't shock me. 1.00
00:16:50.000 That just makes fucking sense. 0.98
00:16:52.000 The way the presidency is turning out, it's... 0.98
00:16:56.000 For a million percent, Obama's going to win again.
00:17:00.000 I mean, they're just...
00:17:01.000 For sure he's going to win.
00:17:02.000 There's no way. 0.99
00:17:03.000 He's gotten so much done for fucking big business. 0.96
00:17:06.000 There's no way he's not going to win. 0.99
00:17:09.000 Mitt Romney?
00:17:10.000 He's got YouTube videos where they show him lying back and forth, evidence in your face, him flip-flopping.
00:17:17.000 It's just busted out.
00:17:19.000 He's caught lying so many times.
00:17:21.000 And he's the dude who's going to go against Obama?
00:17:26.000 They want Obama back in.
00:17:28.000 Obama is staying. 1.00
00:17:29.000 This shit's set up. 1.00
00:17:30.000 I think all the other ones just aren't that good. 1.00
00:17:33.000 Yeah, you say that though, but you know how many old racist white people are just so looking to get a white guy back in power? 0.96
00:17:40.000 And especially a white Republican to straighten things out. 1.00
00:17:43.000 Regular people.
00:17:44.000 If Mitt Romney flip-flops, that's all well and good.
00:17:49.000 As long as people accept him and like him enough so they can get him to be their puppet.
00:17:53.000 Because that's all they're looking for.
00:17:55.000 They're looking to get a puppet in place.
00:17:56.000 I don't think regular people are going to mind nearly as much as you think.
00:18:00.000 You know what? 0.99
00:18:01.000 Who knows what the fuck is happening. 0.99
00:18:03.000 That's just my guess. 0.99
00:18:04.000 My guess is a million percent Obama's going to win.
00:18:07.000 It looks like he's being set up to win.
00:18:09.000 He just looks so powerful right now.
00:18:12.000 I think it's Roseanne Barr.
00:18:13.000 Jesus Christ.
00:18:14.000 That guy's a joke.
00:18:15.000 Roseanne Barr.
00:18:16.000 Why did you say Roseanne?
00:18:18.000 She's trying to be president. 1.00
00:18:19.000 Is she really?
00:18:20.000 Yeah.
00:18:21.000 Wow.
00:18:21.000 She was in this place at 8 the other day.
00:18:23.000 The waitress had this badge on. 1.00
00:18:25.000 It says, Roseanne Barr for president.
00:18:27.000 And I was like, why do you have that?
00:18:29.000 And she goes, oh, she's running for president. 1.00
00:18:30.000 And she was here like an hour ago.
00:18:32.000 Well, I'll tell you what, dude.
00:18:33.000 She for sure could be governor. 1.00
00:18:35.000 She wanted to start off as governor and work her way up to president. 1.00
00:18:38.000 If there's any woman who I think might be able to do something like that, she could do it. 0.99
00:18:44.000 Roseanne's a powerful woman. 1.00
00:18:45.000 You know what I mean?
00:18:46.000 Right. 1.00
00:18:47.000 That's a badass bitch. 1.00
00:18:49.000 I mean, Roseanne Barr was a killer stand-up comedian. 1.00
00:18:52.000 She was a killer, man. 0.95
00:18:53.000 Back in the day. 0.99
00:18:55.000 You know?
00:18:56.000 That's crazy.
00:18:57.000 She even looks like presidential. 0.82
00:18:58.000 Look at that picture of her. 0.98
00:18:59.000 I'll tell you what, dude. 0.99
00:19:00.000 She's fucking smart, man. 0.99
00:19:01.000 Read her tweets. 1.00
00:19:03.000 She says some smart shit. 1.00
00:19:04.000 She's cool. 1.00
00:19:05.000 She's, you know, she's obviously crazy. 1.00
00:19:08.000 She's a comedian. 1.00
00:19:08.000 We're all crazy. 1.00
00:19:09.000 Crazy in bed. 0.99
00:19:10.000 Whoa, Brian, you think? 0.97
00:19:12.000 Yeah.
00:19:12.000 Why don't you ask Tom Arnold?
00:19:14.000 Ooh, burn. 0.98
00:19:18.000 When you're a dude like Tom Arnold, that's a tricky situation, man.
00:19:22.000 There's so much.
00:19:23.000 Because obviously he's a talented guy.
00:19:25.000 I mean, Tom Arnold, I like Tom Arnold.
00:19:26.000 I've been on that Best Damn Sports show with him. 0.53
00:19:28.000 He's a very nice guy.
00:19:30.000 And obviously talented.
00:19:31.000 He's really funny in that movie he did with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
00:19:33.000 But when you're a dude and you're married to one of those super powerful women, like, man, that's got to be a weird spot.
00:19:39.000 He seems like he would give me heart palpitations just being around him.
00:19:42.000 Really?
00:19:43.000 He just seems too intense and fast.
00:19:45.000 Like, I don't know.
00:19:47.000 I don't know.
00:19:47.000 He was cool.
00:19:48.000 I liked him.
00:19:49.000 But that's a tough spot, being married to the superwoman. 1.00
00:19:54.000 You know?
00:19:55.000 It's hard.
00:19:56.000 Good luck with that.
00:19:57.000 Good luck with that.
00:19:58.000 Usually they're like a really quiet, personal trainer type dude.
00:20:04.000 Some dude who gets really good massages who can eat her box. 0.99
00:20:08.000 Did you hear about all those hookers? 1.00
00:20:09.000 What? 1.00
00:20:10.000 The hookers in New York City, or the... 1.00
00:20:12.000 Columbians? 1.00
00:20:13.000 Secret Service, yeah.
00:20:13.000 Yeah, they were awesome.
00:20:15.000 The Secret Service were in a brothel in Columbia, and apparently one of the Secret Service guys refused to pay.
00:20:21.000 And it became like this big thing where they brought in the police.
00:20:25.000 You know, because you can't just...
00:20:28.000 This is their story.
00:20:30.000 Who knows what really happened?
00:20:32.000 Apparently the Secret Service was just going at it in Columbia.
00:20:35.000 Yeah, they went there like a week early and just getting wasted, getting girls, and I guess there's up to like 15 girls that checked in.
00:20:42.000 How does this story ever get out?
00:20:44.000 This seems to me like, how could anybody mismanage something like this to the point where they would let this story get out?
00:20:52.000 Well, because there's so many people involved.
00:20:55.000 The hookers are, I think, legal there. 1.00
00:20:58.000 Right.
00:20:59.000 So they work these things with the hotels for security reasons.
00:21:02.000 Like, if you're going to be coming in the hotel to be a hooker, then you have to leave your ID at the front desk. 0.84
00:21:08.000 So it's kind of like on paperwork.
00:21:10.000 It's legal, it's tolerated, but there's also trails for everything.
00:21:15.000 Oh, I see what you're saying.
00:21:16.000 Yeah.
00:21:16.000 So, well, we don't know what happened, but apparently she said that he didn't want to pay?
00:21:21.000 That's what she said?
00:21:23.000 I don't know.
00:21:24.000 I think that's what it is.
00:21:25.000 Something happened up there. 0.95
00:21:27.000 You know, it's so shocking the Secret Service guys would like some sex. 0.98
00:21:31.000 Yeah. 0.97
00:21:32.000 They're big brawny men that are assigned to protect one of the most powerful people on the planet. 0.99
00:21:38.000 Can't they get a little sex? 1.00
00:21:39.000 Is that okay? 1.00
00:21:39.000 But you know what's crazy is that these hookers... 1.00
00:21:41.000 No guys hatin'. 0.98
00:21:43.000 These hookers were allowed inside their hotel rooms where they had itineraries for what Obama's schedule was while he's going to be visiting and stuff like that. 1.00
00:21:51.000 Like insane shit. 1.00
00:21:52.000 Like sloppy shit. 1.00
00:21:53.000 That's really fucked up. 1.00
00:21:55.000 Are you sure about that? 0.99
00:21:56.000 Yeah.
00:21:57.000 Heard it on Howard today.
00:21:59.000 Oh, okay.
00:22:00.000 I don't know.
00:22:01.000 I think I reserve judgment until I know anything.
00:22:05.000 I don't know what really happened.
00:22:06.000 Who knows?
00:22:07.000 You know, when someone says...
00:22:09.000 As long as they're a single, you know what I mean?
00:22:11.000 Who cares?
00:22:12.000 It's legal.
00:22:13.000 What is the...
00:22:13.000 All the, you know...
00:22:15.000 It was...
00:22:16.000 Someone said that he didn't pay.
00:22:18.000 That was like the big dispute, right?
00:22:19.000 Or something happened.
00:22:20.000 Something happened.
00:22:21.000 Or someone...
00:22:22.000 Which is crazy because...
00:22:23.000 I would like to know exactly what went down word for word.
00:22:26.000 Like, you know what I mean?
00:22:27.000 Because, wait a minute! 1.00
00:22:27.000 I didn't fuck you in your ass! 1.00
00:22:29.000 Why you charged me 300? 1.00
00:22:33.000 I did not put it in your ass! 1.00
00:22:35.000 I did not put it in your ass! 1.00
00:22:37.000 Call your manager! 1.00
00:22:38.000 Call him!
00:22:39.000 Call your manager! 1.00
00:22:41.000 You know who the fuck I am? 1.00
00:22:42.000 I'm Secret Service, bitch! 1.00
00:22:44.000 Whoa. 1.00
00:22:44.000 Do you think that's how they roll? 1.00
00:22:46.000 Could you imagine?
00:22:48.000 That'd be crazy.
00:22:49.000 So, dude, speaking of Secret Service, I watched the, you know, there's these folks at this production company that used to do that Jesse Ventura show, the Conspiracy Theory show.
00:23:00.000 And I was talking to them about this idea that they have.
00:23:03.000 Wait, the producers of that show?
00:23:05.000 Yes, the producers of that show.
00:23:07.000 I was talking to them about this idea that they had, and as we got talking, somehow or another we got to talking about conspiracy theories because of that show.
00:23:16.000 And what they wanted that show to be, what it ultimately became, and how they weren't happy with the direction that it all went.
00:23:22.000 But they started talking to me about JFK. And they're like, have you seen our special on JFK? I'm pretty familiar with the case.
00:23:32.000 I know it pretty well.
00:23:34.000 I've read several books about it.
00:23:35.000 I've watched a bunch of different documentaries on it.
00:23:38.000 Well, they gave me the Jesse Ventura episode of it. 0.97
00:23:42.000 It's fucking, it's pretty interesting, man. 0.98
00:23:44.000 You saw it? 0.99
00:23:45.000 Yeah, it's pretty interesting.
00:23:45.000 Did you learn any new things?
00:23:47.000 Well, you know, they set up a rifle thing where you could see the distance of how far he was shooting from the window and how accurate you could be with that rifle in that amount of time, six seconds, fire off three shots.
00:24:05.000 And you watch that and you go, wow, that's not likely.
00:24:07.000 It's not likely he did that.
00:24:09.000 So, what's your theory on who did it?
00:24:12.000 And how did they get away with it?
00:24:14.000 Well, this is the other thing.
00:24:15.000 They focus on this guy, E. Howard Hunt, who is a known assassin, a known CIA agent, a guy who was...
00:24:23.000 You know, he was arrested for Watergate and wound up doing time for that.
00:24:29.000 So you believe he was assassinated by the CIA? Yeah, for sure.
00:24:34.000 I think.
00:24:35.000 If I had to guess.
00:24:36.000 Because he wanted to abolish the CIA. Yeah, I think Lee Harvey Oswald probably wasn't innocent.
00:24:41.000 I mean, it was pretty obvious that Lee Harvey Oswald was some sort of a government agent. 0.98
00:24:44.000 But it seems more than likely, when you look at all the evidence about how fucking ridiculous the whole scenario was, the way they were parading him in that open area where it was totally unprotected, the president with the roof down, and they slowed down around the turn, the Secret Service guys were- There's so much shit, right? 0.99
00:25:03.000 There's so much shit. 0.99
00:25:05.000 This is a setup. 1.00
00:25:06.000 They set this up and they killed that fucking guy. 1.00
00:25:08.000 Yeah, for people not to at least say there's something fishy going on. 1.00
00:25:12.000 Like, what is fishy to you? 0.99
00:25:14.000 Like, you look at 9-1-1, shit, there's just so much fun. 0.99
00:25:17.000 Isn't it fishy that Tower 7 just fucking got demoed? 1.00
00:25:21.000 Isn't that fucking fishy? 0.99
00:25:23.000 Doesn't that ring a fucking bell? 1.00
00:25:24.000 There's just so much nonsense with the case. 0.99
00:25:28.000 The single bullet theory is often debated, okay?
00:25:31.000 And the scary thing about it is how many people are willing to come up with this weird, irrational...
00:25:39.000 Explanation for why this one bullet did all these unlikely things and then wound up on the gurney and the only reason for that is because that one bullet helps negate the possibility of conspiracy and attribute all three bullets to one guy and it's the only real reason to do it And the only reason they had to attribute this one bullet to all these wounds was because there was a man under the underpass, and this guy got hit in the face by a ricochet. 0.81
00:26:06.000 The bullet hit the curb right in front of him, and the curb stone came up and fucked his head up.
00:26:12.000 So this guy had to go to the hospital, and he told them what happened. 0.57
00:26:16.000 So they knew that was a shot that was in the record, and they knew there was one other wound to Kennedy that was in the record.
00:26:22.000 So the head shot Before the headshot, the one that hit him in the back had to do all of his damage and then all the damage to Governor Connolly as well.
00:26:33.000 So that's the only reason why they attributed it to this one bullet.
00:26:36.000 And then they magically find this bullet on a gurney in the hospital.
00:26:39.000 And then the bullet doesn't even have any damage to it.
00:26:41.000 The bullet looks like a bullet that's been fired through water.
00:26:44.000 It doesn't look like a bullet looks when it goes through two human beings.
00:26:47.000 It just doesn't.
00:26:48.000 Period.
00:26:49.000 I mean, it's nonsense.
00:26:50.000 Every single test that they've ever done where they've tried to duplicate it, they haven't been able to.
00:26:55.000 Mythbusters wasn't able to. 0.95
00:26:56.000 Every time they hit bone, it fucked that bullet up. 0.97
00:26:59.000 It shattered that bullet. 0.95
00:27:01.000 The bullet was all contorted and twisted.
00:27:03.000 Not the magic bullet.
00:27:04.000 The magic bullet came out in near pristine condition, like they shot it into a million pillows.
00:27:08.000 It looked amazing.
00:27:10.000 It didn't even look flattened. 0.99
00:27:12.000 That's some scary shit. 1.00
00:27:13.000 It's scary as fuck that people were willing to accept that. 1.00
00:27:16.000 The only reason that that is on record is because they wanted a conclusion that they had already come up to. 0.98
00:27:23.000 They'd come up with this Lee Harvey Oswald was guilty long before this was ever a question.
00:27:30.000 It'd be hot if Marilyn Monroe was going to die. 1.00
00:27:32.000 There's so much shit. 1.00
00:27:33.000 It's like so much evidence of... 1.00
00:27:36.000 They wanted Lee Harvey Oswald to be guilty.
00:27:39.000 That was period.
00:27:40.000 That's what the Warren Commission was set up to show, that Lee Harvey Oswald was guilty.
00:27:44.000 That's why that best evidence book is so creepy. 0.97
00:27:48.000 It's a fucking creepy subject, isn't it? 0.99
00:27:50.000 That they killed the president? 1.00
00:27:51.000 Yeah.
00:27:51.000 It would be really cool, though, if it was Marilyn Monroe and Jimi Hendrix in a hot air balloon with two sniper rifles or something.
00:27:57.000 If it was something that sexy and awesome.
00:27:58.000 If they did a legit investigation where they were after the person who shot...
00:28:03.000 If they were... 1.00
00:28:05.000 There was just too much fishy shit. 1.00
00:28:07.000 They would have went after it. 0.99
00:28:09.000 Yeah, well the photos of E. Howard Hunt are ridiculous because there's a photo of him. 0.63
00:28:13.000 They arrested three hobos. 0.82
00:28:15.000 They were arrested, by the way, right outside the area where the grassy knoll is, where supposedly the headshot came from.
00:28:21.000 The reason why Kennedy's head goes back and to the left.
00:28:24.000 And there's a photo of him when they were arresting these three hobos. 0.79
00:28:28.000 These hobos were not hobos, man.
00:28:29.000 They looked like young men, healthy people.
00:28:33.000 They didn't look like there was anything wrong with them. 0.98
00:28:35.000 They didn't look fucked up. 0.99
00:28:36.000 And E. Howard Hunt is clearly in that photo. 0.97
00:28:38.000 You can pull the photo up.
00:28:40.000 E. Howard Hunt JFK assassination photo.
00:28:44.000 And there's an...
00:28:45.000 Yeah, that's it, man.
00:28:47.000 So you can see him.
00:28:48.000 See that guy with the hat in the back?
00:28:50.000 That is E. Howard Hunt.
00:28:53.000 And they've taken photo images and put his face over the face of E. Howard Hunt.
00:28:58.000 His bone structure and everything, it matches exactly. 0.95
00:29:01.000 That guy was a killer! 1.00
00:29:02.000 That guy was a fucking killer and he was hanging out behind the grassy knoll. 1.00
00:29:05.000 They arrested those guys and then let them free. 1.00
00:29:09.000 Didn't charge them with shit. 1.00
00:29:11.000 Yeah, didn't charge him with shit. 1.00
00:29:13.000 Despite all the evidence that there was someone in the grassy knoll shooting guns, there was all these people saying that shots were coming from behind them that were standing in front of the grassy knoll. 0.99
00:29:22.000 They had all these witnesses. 0.99
00:29:23.000 And a huge amount of people mysteriously died that were witnesses to this shit. 1.00
00:29:29.000 A huge amount. 0.99
00:29:30.000 There was a documentary they did where they talked about the odds What the odds were that all these people who had witnessed the Kennedy assassination would be killed in either violent murders or horrible car accidents or fires or train track accidents where they parked their car on train tracks. 1.00
00:29:50.000 They killed a lot of fucking people, man. 0.99
00:29:53.000 It's really possible that they tied up all the loose ends. 1.00
00:29:57.000 It's really possible that they killed the president and then they went out and they killed a whole bunch of people that might have been able to tell that they killed the president. 0.99
00:30:07.000 And they cleaned that shit up nice, and they put it in a big book, and they called it the Warren Commission Report, and then there you go. 0.99
00:30:13.000 That's it. 0.99
00:30:13.000 There you go. 0.99
00:30:14.000 Same thing with the 911 Commission Report.
00:30:16.000 Same thing.
00:30:17.000 Do you think that?
00:30:18.000 Do you really think 9-11 was a conspiracy?
00:30:21.000 Is that what you think?
00:30:22.000 For sure?
00:30:23.000 I think it's just so damn fishy, man.
00:30:25.000 Just so much...
00:30:26.000 I mean, isn't it fishy that Tower 7 got demoed? 0.99
00:30:31.000 Tower 7 is fishy as fuck. 0.99
00:30:32.000 That's fishy. 0.99
00:30:33.000 But what's possible to me...
00:30:37.000 It's always possible in the back of my head that you've got to look at incompetence. 0.99
00:30:41.000 1,500 engineers and architects, they say it's all bullshit. 0.99
00:30:46.000 That is Tower 7, right? 0.99
00:30:47.000 That's what their dispute is.
00:30:48.000 It's not 1 and 2, though, right?
00:30:51.000 I'm not sure. 1.00
00:30:52.000 See, the thing about 1 and 2 that a lot of people don't know when we're talking about the towers that fell, this crazy 911 conspiracy shit, fuck you, Rogan, I'm shutting this off right now! 1.00
00:31:01.000 I'm tired of your fucking pseudoscience! 0.99
00:31:04.000 Towers 1 and Tower 2 were really the only tower that we know of that's ever been hit by a full jumbo jet, full fuel like that. 1.00
00:31:12.000 Who knows? 0.99
00:31:13.000 It might have been that design just was not really the right way to go if you're going to get hit by a fucking plane. 0.98
00:31:19.000 Because if you watch the way 1 and 2 fall, to me, they fall like a building that's falling apart, which is what I would assume would happen if it started crumbling and crushing. 0.98
00:31:31.000 It would fall apart that way.
00:31:34.000 When you look at Tower 7, though, Tower 7, it goes into its base.
00:31:39.000 It collapses into its base.
00:31:41.000 It doesn't collapse from the top down and pancake like 1 and 2. There's video of it.
00:31:46.000 There's several angles of it.
00:31:48.000 We need to get to the bottom. 0.99
00:31:50.000 It was left out of the 911 commission report, and then the explanations for it are fucking retarded. 0.98
00:31:56.000 You know, NIST came out, and they did a presentation. 0.95
00:31:59.000 It's on YouTube.
00:32:00.000 N-I-S-T. It's ridiculous. 1.00
00:32:02.000 Do you think, though, here's an alternate explanation. 0.60
00:32:06.000 Do you think that Tower 7, first of all, was the less sinister possibility?
00:32:11.000 Tower 7 was home to a lot of different organizations, right?
00:32:16.000 It wasn't the NSA, and there was a lot of different physical records that were kept there that were lost.
00:32:22.000 Completely in the demolition.
00:32:23.000 Is it possible that if you have a place or a building that's filled with so much sensitive information, so much dangerous, sensitive information, that they might have built it with the design to implode it whenever they wanted to, in the case of a breach, in case of the possibility of losing all that information to other governments or what have you?
00:32:47.000 Well, if that was the only thing that was fishy, there's like a thousand things. 0.99
00:32:53.000 There's just so much shit. 0.99
00:32:54.000 That's just the most obvious one. 1.00
00:32:55.000 Well, that's the only thing I've looked at for that one.
00:32:57.000 That was the most obvious. 0.99
00:32:57.000 Look at like the Pentagon and all that shit. 0.99
00:32:59.000 There's so much. 0.99
00:33:00.000 But it is also possible. 0.99
00:33:02.000 I do also reserve the possibility that I don't know shit about architecture or engineering and that if you start a massive fucking gasoline fire... 0.97
00:33:11.000 In the basement of a building and it turns into like essentially like one of those inside of one of those green egg ovens. 0.98
00:33:17.000 I don't think...
00:33:18.000 The floors all fall apart.
00:33:19.000 You just look at Tower 7. There's several angles.
00:33:21.000 It gets demoed right in the middle of all that shit. 0.99
00:33:24.000 Well, it certainly looks like it. 0.99
00:33:26.000 Add that to everything else.
00:33:27.000 And then you saw what people are capable with JFK. That's just like, it's business as usual, dude.
00:33:35.000 No, maybe.
00:33:36.000 No, I'm not saying it's not.
00:33:37.000 But I'm saying one of the things that's interesting is even though it does go in like a controlled demolition, it doesn't blow out like a controlled demolition.
00:33:45.000 It's almost like maybe they just did a really sweet one.
00:33:48.000 They figured out how to do like...
00:33:50.000 We got a really nice way of doing this.
00:33:52.000 Minimal explosion.
00:33:53.000 Really just kind of falls apart.
00:33:55.000 This information doesn't seem important enough for that, though. 0.98
00:33:59.000 Security got breached, but it also was an airplane to the side of a fucking building. 0.94
00:34:06.000 I don't think that there's people jumping off the airplane going, like, get the documents! 0.97
00:34:09.000 Get all the important information!
00:34:11.000 No, no, I'm not saying that.
00:34:12.000 I'm saying that they built it to be able to do that to it. 0.98
00:34:16.000 I'm saying, from the very moment they built it, they knew that they were going to have the NSA there, they knew they were going to have the DEA documents, whatever the fuck they've got going on in there. 0.97
00:34:24.000 Whatever crazy shit, bankers, there was a lot of different, like, really high-level government organizations that were being run out of this building. 0.97
00:34:31.000 If they wanted to design it so that if anything happened, if there was a fire one day, they could just crush it. 0.99
00:34:38.000 They could just bring it down to the ground.
00:34:40.000 I think that's such a small possibility.
00:34:42.000 It's a small one.
00:34:43.000 That seems like if they wanted to spaz out a little or something.
00:34:46.000 Because if it's not that...
00:34:48.000 Okay, because my question, if it's not that, then what is it?
00:34:50.000 What, they loaded up the building while everybody was working in it?
00:34:53.000 That's highly unlikely.
00:34:55.000 It's highly unlikely that you could get away with loading up a building. 1.00
00:34:58.000 It takes weeks to do that shit. 1.00
00:34:59.000 We talked about that. 1.00
00:35:00.000 Dynamite up the ass, remember? 0.99
00:35:01.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00
00:35:02.000 Up your ass? 1.00
00:35:04.000 One stick at a time, you remember? 1.00
00:35:06.000 That's right, we did talk about this.
00:35:08.000 That's hilarious.
00:35:11.000 There's lots of evidence and eyewitnesses.
00:35:13.000 For weeks and weeks, workers coming in, certain vans.
00:35:18.000 There's a lot of testimony.
00:35:19.000 They're like, yeah, we just see these guys that work in here at off hours.
00:35:22.000 Oh, really?
00:35:23.000 Yeah, there's so much evidence.
00:35:25.000 They did such a sloppy job.
00:35:27.000 So who are these guys that went and loaded up all these explosives?
00:35:33.000 Who knows?
00:35:33.000 We don't know.
00:35:35.000 Someone did it.
00:35:36.000 Someone did it. 0.99
00:35:37.000 Tower 7 is fucking that controlled demo. 0.99
00:35:41.000 And then look at the Pentagon. 0.97
00:35:43.000 They're saying a plane crashed into it, and when you look at the wreck, there's no plane wreckage.
00:35:47.000 That's another huge one.
00:35:49.000 The Pentagon, a missile hit it, or there was a bomb.
00:35:51.000 It was one or the other.
00:35:53.000 They finally released the explosion, the three frames.
00:35:56.000 There's no plane.
00:35:57.000 Well, there's something that hits it.
00:35:58.000 It looks like a missile.
00:36:00.000 There's no wreckage.
00:36:01.000 But is it...
00:36:02.000 There's no wreckage?
00:36:03.000 Isn't there...
00:36:03.000 Why haven't I... Haven't I seen photos?
00:36:05.000 Yeah, little pieces of...
00:36:06.000 No, what you do is you see photos...
00:36:08.000 There's like wings and wheels.
00:36:08.000 No, you see...
00:36:09.000 What you see is a photo up close of like some machine thing, like up close.
00:36:14.000 That's not what I want to see. 0.96
00:36:15.000 I want to see a picture, a backpack, the whole front lawn where everything's all fucked up and there's suitcases and there's tennis shoes and there's shit that you see and there's been plenty of planes wrecking. 0.94
00:36:25.000 They know what plane wreckage looks like. 1.00
00:36:27.000 You see fucking seats... 1.00
00:36:29.000 So you think they just came back and sprinkled some shit down? 1.00
00:36:32.000 No, because it happened immediately. 0.98
00:36:33.000 I remember when it was going on, they showed pictures.
00:36:36.000 Well, no, no.
00:36:36.000 When you think about what got blown up in the Pentagon the day before 9-1-1, Donald Rumsfeld goes on.
00:36:42.000 That's awesome from the Jesse Ventura show.
00:36:45.000 You can also see it on YouTube.
00:36:46.000 Donald Rumsfeld the day before 9-1-1.
00:36:49.000 He has a press conference explaining how we just found out that the enemy is within.
00:36:55.000 Somewhere in the Pentagon we have the enemy and we're going to find out.
00:36:58.000 It turns out we're $2.3 trillion.
00:37:01.000 $2.3 trillion are missing from the Pentagon.
00:37:04.000 So we need a...
00:37:05.000 That's what they just figured out in accounting.
00:37:07.000 That's what he's just talking about.
00:37:08.000 The day before. 0.99
00:37:09.000 Next day, fucking 911 goes down. 0.99
00:37:13.000 A missile blows up the accounting office. 0.99
00:37:16.000 And all the accountants.
00:37:17.000 Well, there's photos.
00:37:18.000 Isn't that strange?
00:37:20.000 Isn't that fishy?
00:37:21.000 If this was a CISI episode, you would definitely look at that, right? 1.00
00:37:26.000 That's some fishy shit. 0.99
00:37:28.000 Brian, do me a favor and pull up that Jesse Ventura conspiracy theory thing. 1.00
00:37:33.000 It's on YouTube.
00:37:34.000 Go to YouTube and write Jesse Ventura Conspiracy Pentagon.
00:37:40.000 Dude, they blew up the accounting office and the accountants, dude.
00:37:43.000 The ones that just figured out that we were, that they, whatever they did, they swindled $2.3 trillion.
00:37:51.000 Yeah, Jesse Ventura, conspiracy theory, Donald Rumsfeld.
00:38:01.000 I want to know how they steal it.
00:38:03.000 Pentagon. 1.00
00:38:06.000 Yeah, when let me see if this is the one This was a see see when you put all that shit together you put all that shit together like to what the fuck you guys up to? 1.00
00:38:19.000 You guys have to know good here. 1.00
00:38:20.000 I've been governor.
00:38:23.000 A Navy SEAL.
00:38:26.000 A fighter.
00:38:28.000 Oh, we don't have to hear this part.
00:38:30.000 The things that'll blow you up.
00:38:31.000 I just like hearing...
00:38:35.000 Is this the clip we're looking for?
00:38:37.000 Is this the whole episode?
00:38:39.000 I don't know.
00:38:40.000 Oh yeah, this is the whole episode, dude.
00:38:43.000 We can't do this.
00:38:44.000 What are you looking for?
00:38:45.000 I just want the one Donald Rumsfeld quote.
00:38:49.000 Oh yeah, just put Donald Rumsfeld 9-10-01. 1.00
00:38:58.000 Put that shit on. 1.00
00:38:59.000 Let's listen to that. 1.00
00:39:00.000 What do you got to say about that?
00:39:01.000 Next day, the only part of the Pentagon that's blown up is the accounting office? 0.99
00:39:05.000 Brian, just try to find that shit. 0.99
00:39:08.000 I don't know. 1.00
00:39:09.000 I know it's Donald Rumsfeld.
00:39:12.000 This might be it.
00:39:15.000 Six minutes long, though.
00:39:16.000 No, that's not it.
00:39:18.000 You'd have to...
00:39:18.000 Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld has a press conference where he reports that they have simply lost 2.3 trillion dollars.
00:39:27.000 They don't have receipts for it.
00:39:29.000 They don't know where it went.
00:39:30.000 Do you recall that?
00:39:31.000 The day before 9-11?
00:39:33.000 Well, if you don't, that's what happened.
00:39:35.000 According to some estimates, we cannot track $2.3 trillion in transactions.
00:39:40.000 And how ironic that the exact place that was struck in the Pentagon was where all those records were supposedly had to be.
00:39:49.000 Now all destroyed.
00:39:51.000 So I guess the $2.3 trillion, we as taxpayers just say, c'est la vie.
00:39:58.000 Now, isn't that a bit much?
00:40:00.000 I have no idea.
00:40:02.000 Did he just punch him? 1.00
00:40:04.000 Punched her in the pussy, I think. 1.00
00:40:07.000 I have no idea. 1.00
00:40:22.000 Well, you know, the government...
00:40:27.000 The government has a tremendous propensity for secrecy, and the Defense Department and others do as well.
00:40:36.000 You believe that?
00:40:37.000 The lawyer admits our government's still hiding the truth from you and me.
00:40:43.000 There was no rubble outside.
00:40:45.000 But there was.
00:40:46.000 All there was was a hole.
00:40:48.000 What happened to where the wings hit?
00:40:51.000 Ask that question to our 9-11 Commission staffer who was the only survivor from that room who made it out.
00:40:58.000 I did talk to April Gallup, who was actually inside the room in the Pentagon, and she looked me in the eye and told me unequivocally, I saw nothing that indicated a plane hit the Pentagon.
00:41:12.000 I felt that a bomb had exploded.
00:41:16.000 Their witnesses could always have different versions of different things. 0.99
00:41:20.000 Well, that's a ridiculous statement. 0.98
00:41:22.000 Hold on. 1.00
00:41:23.000 Kill it. 1.00
00:41:23.000 You've asked me a lot of questions that indicate Of course you would feel like a bomb hit it. 1.00
00:41:29.000 Right.
00:41:30.000 Any kind of loud explosion.
00:41:31.000 I mean, it really is like a bomb.
00:41:33.000 What is a bomb?
00:41:34.000 It's an explosion. 1.00
00:41:34.000 That's what fucking happens when a plane flies into a fucking building. 1.00
00:41:38.000 That is an explosion. 1.00
00:41:38.000 That's like watching Steven Seagal rape somebody. 1.00
00:41:40.000 You saw the footage of the by-frames that they released.
00:41:43.000 There's no plane there.
00:41:44.000 That chick, you put it all together.
00:41:45.000 It's so hard to see what that is.
00:41:47.000 So hard to see what that is.
00:41:48.000 Which is why they released it.
00:41:50.000 But there's photos also.
00:41:52.000 It's weird.
00:41:52.000 Come on, man.
00:41:53.000 It's weird that a plane... 1.00
00:41:53.000 That's ridiculous shit. 1.00
00:41:55.000 It's weird that a plane... 1.00
00:41:56.000 They've had people try to emulate that physical force of pulling a plane into those Gs.
00:42:03.000 They haven't been able to do it.
00:42:05.000 If you put it all together, Donald Rumsfeld, the day before, talking about they just figured out their $2.3 million is missing, and then they blow it up.
00:42:14.000 Come on.
00:42:14.000 Hey, Brian, do me a favor and pull this up.
00:42:17.000 Pull up...
00:42:19.000 What was the exact phrase that it was?
00:42:22.000 Oh, a flight simulator 9-1-1 Pentagon fail.
00:42:31.000 Yeah, good.
00:42:31.000 The guy keeps trying it over and over again on a flight simulator, and he can't get it to work.
00:42:35.000 It's too hard.
00:42:36.000 It's just too hard.
00:42:37.000 He can't do it.
00:42:38.000 They have expert pilots trying to do it.
00:42:40.000 They can't do it.
00:42:41.000 That thing was flying inches off the ground. 0.86
00:42:44.000 What if it hit?
00:42:46.000 Well, the other thing is, what if whatever hit, what if it was under remote control?
00:42:52.000 What if there was a way to do it manually, like with a remote control that a person physically couldn't do flying a plane?
00:43:00.000 A person physically couldn't control it?
00:43:02.000 Yeah, that's what they're saying.
00:43:03.000 That's the reasoning. 1.00
00:43:04.000 There's so much shit, dude. 1.00
00:43:06.000 There's other layers to that. 1.00
00:43:09.000 The NORAD, they just ignored all that shit. 1.00
00:43:12.000 For they had to stand down for some reason. 1.00
00:43:14.000 Dude, there's just so much shit. 1.00
00:43:15.000 You could do three hours on it. 1.00
00:43:16.000 It's all a big fuck-up. 1.00
00:43:18.000 They fucked up. 1.00
00:43:19.000 And they knew they could fuck up, and they knew no one was going to stop them. 1.00
00:43:23.000 No one was going to stop them. 1.00
00:43:24.000 It could be mass incompetence, too, mixed in with some fuckery. 0.98
00:43:27.000 It could be a little bit of both, you know what I'm saying? 0.99
00:43:30.000 It could be some fuckery mixed with just real government incompetence in action. 0.99
00:43:34.000 And then that all led into all the bullshit in the Middle East. 1.00
00:43:36.000 It was all bullshit weapons of mass destruction. 1.00
00:43:39.000 All that. 1.00
00:43:39.000 They're on TV in front of the world, lying their ass off, and they know they can get away with it. 1.00
00:43:45.000 And George W. Bush and Obama, they're all in the same fucking bed, man. 1.00
00:43:49.000 They're all just lying their asses off. 1.00
00:43:51.000 Obama is the biggest fucking liar out there. 1.00
00:43:54.000 That guy's just full of shit. 1.00
00:43:56.000 When he was running for the presidency, he had posters of Che Guevara in his office. 1.00
00:44:01.000 Oh, man, he fooled me right there. 0.98
00:44:04.000 I'm like, damn, the guy's a Che Guevara fan? 1.00
00:44:06.000 That's a fucking revolution. 0.99
00:44:07.000 Yeah, meanwhile, he's been one of the worst people we've ever had as far as taking away civil liberties. 0.99
00:44:13.000 I mean, that's not a melodramatic statement, ladies and gentlemen.
00:44:15.000 If you look up the National Defense Authorization Act and look up this new one that makes it illegal illegal, It's a felony to protest near a Secret Service agent. 0.99
00:44:24.000 Holy shit. 0.99
00:44:25.000 And Obama was for it, huh? 1.00
00:44:26.000 Peaceful protest. 0.99
00:44:27.000 He fucking signed it, man. 1.00
00:44:30.000 Peaceful protest. 1.00
00:44:31.000 What about all that weed talk in the beginning?
00:44:32.000 Oh, if I'm president, I'm going to push for legalization.
00:44:37.000 The whole weed community, the whole culture, the whole business, they were all behind Obama.
00:44:43.000 Yeah.
00:44:43.000 They thought Obama was going to be the one to push it through, make it legal across the board, legal adult use.
00:44:50.000 What do you think it is?
00:44:52.000 They got behind Obama.
00:44:53.000 They were fighting for him the whole week.
00:44:55.000 And then he turned his back.
00:44:57.000 But it was all planned anyways. 1.00
00:44:59.000 It wasn't like all of a sudden he became just an evil fuck. 1.00
00:45:04.000 That's been planned. 1.00
00:45:05.000 This is all planned. 1.00
00:45:05.000 This is all bullshit. 1.00
00:45:06.000 They're slowly taking away our freedoms, day by day, in increments, and we're all just sitting there watching it fucking go, and no one's even paying attention. 1.00
00:45:17.000 It's really amazing.
00:45:18.000 This is all you need to know, ladies and gentlemen.
00:45:20.000 Really, just put this into your head.
00:45:22.000 Anybody that's trying to take away your right to peacefully protest is not your friend.
00:45:28.000 They're not looking out for you. 0.98
00:45:30.000 They don't want you to be able to talk about the shit job they're doing. 1.00
00:45:33.000 They want it to all just sink in like the evening news with a big fucking stupid smile on their face. 1.00
00:45:38.000 That's not good. 1.00
00:45:40.000 There's no way to rationalize it.
00:45:41.000 It's not American. 0.81
00:45:43.000 It's against the Constitution.
00:45:44.000 But does it surprise you?
00:45:46.000 No, it doesn't surprise me.
00:45:47.000 I'm not surprised at all.
00:45:48.000 Look, man, I've been watching this Game of Thrones.
00:45:50.000 You ever watch that show?
00:45:51.000 No.
00:45:52.000 Oh, dude, I'm hardcore addicted.
00:45:54.000 I'm only like five episodes in, but I'm hardcore addicted.
00:45:57.000 It's all like, it's based on this fantasy land, this Middle Earth, you know, like, where winter is like fucking ten years long, and summer is like nine years long, and there's dragons, and...
00:46:12.000 But... 0.99
00:46:14.000 My point was, these motherfuckers are just constantly trying to jack each other to get better positions. 1.00
00:46:21.000 They're constantly worrying about being jacked by some other people coming over the hill. 1.00
00:46:25.000 They're constantly worried about getting fucked up by the dudes from the north who want back their land. 0.97
00:46:32.000 There's no difference between now and then. 0.84
00:46:35.000 We're not used to seeing dudes sword fight in the street like they were back then, but there's not that much difference between now and then.
00:46:43.000 It's all just done through different machinery and different language and different methodologies and different governments working together to do it and do it as non-violently as possible. 0.98
00:46:55.000 But when the shit hits the fan, the boys hit the shore, guns in hand, and fucking tanks rolling over the ground because somehow or another there's some shit going down in Afghanistan that it's really important that we're there to stop it. 0.99
00:47:05.000 We've got to stop Afghanistan. 1.00
00:47:07.000 What?
00:47:08.000 What?
00:47:08.000 I mean, it's so transparent, so clean.
00:47:12.000 There's really no room for it to be anything other than what it is.
00:47:16.000 It's like, oop, there you go. 0.94
00:47:17.000 Do you think it's a ridiculous war? 0.89
00:47:20.000 Do you think the whole time we're going to attack North Korea soon? 0.95
00:47:23.000 No.
00:47:23.000 You don't think so?
00:47:24.000 No.
00:47:24.000 I think North Korea needs food, man.
00:47:27.000 Those people can't even get their rockets launched. 0.99
00:47:30.000 They've failed a couple of different rocket launches.
00:47:34.000 I think we're going to war again soon, very soon.
00:47:36.000 Because I've been hearing a lot of people being called to shore, or called to duty.
00:47:41.000 Really?
00:47:41.000 Yeah.
00:47:42.000 A lot of people.
00:47:43.000 Like, it's weird.
00:47:44.000 Really?
00:47:45.000 Where have you been hearing this?
00:47:47.000 Maybe I just made it all up.
00:47:49.000 Am I allowed to talk about that?
00:47:53.000 Probably not, right?
00:47:54.000 I don't know.
00:47:55.000 I don't know, man. 0.99
00:47:56.000 That's some dark shit when you know somebody's about to get called up. 0.98
00:48:00.000 There's somebody I know that's like 45 and he's been out of it for a while and they call him back. 0.99
00:48:05.000 This ain't starship troopers, man.
00:48:07.000 It's not like the bugs are coming and we gotta fight them off, okay?
00:48:10.000 This is other people. 0.99
00:48:11.000 There's other people on the other side of the world rocking it however the fuck they do. 1.00
00:48:15.000 And for whatever reason, we gotta go in and interject and fuck with their way of life and fuck with their existence. 1.00
00:48:20.000 It's crazy. 1.00
00:48:21.000 It's really crazy.
00:48:22.000 That's not what our patriotic Americans that are serving because they really want to help this country.
00:48:27.000 That's not what they deserve.
00:48:28.000 What they deserve is to be involved in just wars only. 0.99
00:48:32.000 What they deserve is to be at home And to be with their fucking families and not have to use our resources to keep them over in some spot where they don't fucking need to be. 1.00
00:48:42.000 It's nonsense. 1.00
00:48:44.000 You're not going to fix Afghanistan. 1.00
00:48:45.000 You're out of your fucking mind. 1.00
00:48:48.000 That place is crazy. 1.00
00:48:50.000 There's one city, Kabul, and warlords everywhere. 1.00
00:48:55.000 They're like mountains and shit. 0.99
00:48:56.000 You ever see the videos of the troops bring back? 1.00
00:49:00.000 Shit, like home movies, the mountains of Afghanistan. 1.00
00:49:02.000 God! 1.00
00:49:03.000 Goddamn! 0.99
00:49:04.000 That is crazy! 1.00
00:49:05.000 They're like in some nutty Lord of the Rings movie over there.
00:49:10.000 Nobody's fixing Afghanistan. 0.99
00:49:12.000 Get out of there.
00:49:13.000 It's just another Vietnam. 0.99
00:49:14.000 It's another thing that we're going to regret.
00:49:16.000 The sooner they get out of there, the better.
00:49:18.000 But they never will.
00:49:18.000 They never will because they're in it for the money.
00:49:20.000 And that's why it's so transparent.
00:49:22.000 Do you really think that anybody high up with the real green light power thinks that they're trying to help Afghanistan?
00:49:29.000 I think money's the bottom line. 0.99
00:49:32.000 The heroin, the oil, all that kind of shit. 0.99
00:49:34.000 That's all involved. 0.99
00:49:35.000 They do help, and that help they use to justify what they're doing over there.
00:49:39.000 I mean, they can do that.
00:49:40.000 I think eventually Iraq will be in a better position.
00:49:43.000 I don't know.
00:49:43.000 Well, you know what?
00:49:44.000 I don't even say that now, because we left, right?
00:49:46.000 The United States is officially leaving Iraq.
00:49:49.000 There's only going to be a few thousand soldiers or something there.
00:49:52.000 Isn't that the case?
00:49:53.000 I think that's right.
00:49:54.000 And I think the only reason those people are there is because we bought all that property from Iraq. 1.00
00:49:57.000 We bought property from you.
00:50:00.000 Isn't that hilarious if we could even say that?
00:50:02.000 That can't be true, right?
00:50:03.000 No.
00:50:04.000 Do we buy it?
00:50:04.000 Yeah, we always buy it.
00:50:05.000 We always go to countries and buy properties.
00:50:07.000 And buy properties and put up a base.
00:50:09.000 Boom. 0.94
00:50:10.000 What a nutty country we are.
00:50:14.000 It's fascinating times, man.
00:50:15.000 It's fascinating times. 0.98
00:50:16.000 There's going to have to be some sort of a fucking mass awakening, though. 0.97
00:50:19.000 There's no way we can keep up this ridiculous, psychotic pace with all the access to information that we have. 0.98
00:50:26.000 The only way we're going to get there is we've got to get into question mode.
00:50:30.000 Start questioning everything.
00:50:31.000 Don't accept everything.
00:50:32.000 Look into it.
00:50:33.000 Even if it turns out to be totally benign, look into it. 1.00
00:50:36.000 There's some fucking fishy shit going on. 0.99
00:50:38.000 Yeah, but resources, too. 1.00
00:50:39.000 Look into it. 1.00
00:50:41.000 Question shit. 1.00
00:50:41.000 Don't just accept shit. 1.00
00:50:42.000 Don't think that your government is out for your best interests. 1.00
00:50:45.000 It's not that way at all.
00:50:48.000 Politicians are just at the high levels.
00:50:50.000 They're just getting theirs, and they don't care who's in their way.
00:50:53.000 The real problem is resources. 0.95
00:50:55.000 The real problem is there's a lot of people out there that don't have any fucking opportunity for employment. 0.99
00:50:59.000 There's fucking not much, man. 0.98
00:51:01.000 And the United States Army, Marines, Air Force, what have you, is the best career option for them. 0.98
00:51:06.000 And that's legit.
00:51:07.000 That's legit in a lot of parts of this country, man.
00:51:09.000 There's some parts of this country where dudes are trying to find a way out, you know?
00:51:12.000 And when the Marines come along and offer you guidance and discipline and a way to pay for college, you know, for a lot of dudes, that's helped them.
00:51:19.000 I know a lot of people that it's changed them for the better.
00:51:23.000 Until they use you.
00:51:25.000 Until wars break out.
00:51:27.000 Because I remember dudes, when dudes joined the Marines when there was no war.
00:51:30.000 That was a different sort of experience.
00:51:33.000 That was a guy who would join the Marines to toughen up.
00:51:35.000 But once war started happening, man, that's a completely different gig.
00:51:40.000 Because now you're actually going to go and you're going to be involved in some insane one-on-one combat where you're shooting guns at each other.
00:51:48.000 I mean, that's more than likely going to happen.
00:51:53.000 Can you imagine?
00:51:54.000 There's so few resources that that's a viable career option for a lot of people.
00:51:58.000 But it is.
00:52:00.000 You know?
00:52:01.000 We're lucky it's not us.
00:52:02.000 But it is for some folks. 1.00
00:52:04.000 And that fucking sucks. 1.00
00:52:06.000 And I think a lot of that is because so much shit gets made in other countries now. 1.00
00:52:12.000 There's not nearly the manufacturing base that America once had. 1.00
00:52:17.000 Especially with like cars and shit. 0.94
00:52:19.000 You know, we used to have like the dopest cars in the world. 0.99
00:52:22.000 You know, America had like, you know, back in the day when, you know, GM and Ford would like do battle to have like the coolest cars were like Mustangs and Camaros. 0.99
00:52:32.000 We made some cool ass shit. 0.99
00:52:35.000 But slowly but surely that just fucking fell apart. 1.00
00:52:39.000 Slowly but surely that just crumbled and tumbled. 0.96
00:52:42.000 Did you ever see Roger and me?
00:52:44.000 The Michael Moore movie about Flint, Michigan?
00:52:47.000 No.
00:52:48.000 GM closes a plant in Flint, Michigan?
00:52:50.000 Dude, it's dark. 1.00
00:52:51.000 It's a dark fucking movie. 1.00
00:52:53.000 It's brilliant. 0.99
00:52:55.000 And it's all about Michael Moore trying to find out, like he tries to get an interview with this guy who was the head of GM and find out why he did that and see what he did to this town when...
00:53:06.000 He pulled out.
00:53:06.000 I don't know if he lied to them or something happened and these people just were totally, completely unprepared for this.
00:53:12.000 And he just simply abandoned it.
00:53:14.000 And the whole town is like, it's just crazy to watch how poor people were, man.
00:53:18.000 People were selling bunnies for food or pets.
00:53:23.000 And like, you know, so you would say food and the lady like grabs the bunny. 1.00
00:53:27.000 Like she's got this bunny in her lap and she's petting it. 0.99
00:53:29.000 And you say food and she grabs the bunny by the fucking back of the head, breaks its neck. 1.00
00:53:34.000 And then just cuts it open right on camera and she's doing this. 0.99
00:53:37.000 It's like, wow.
00:53:37.000 That's in the movie?
00:53:38.000 Yep.
00:53:39.000 I couldn't watch that.
00:53:40.000 I know you couldn't.
00:53:40.000 That's why I'm telling you about it right now.
00:53:41.000 How is the bunny?
00:53:42.000 Because I know you're in love with bunnies.
00:53:44.000 But you know how lovable bunnies are?
00:53:46.000 So this lady's touching this bunny, and then when they say food or pets, she says food, so she kills it. 1.00
00:53:52.000 When you think about that life gets that hard, where you have this cute little bunny, and you're like, alright, it's snapping its neck, time to eat it.
00:54:01.000 That's like, you're getting down, that's an animalistic sort of a vibe you're getting into.
00:54:05.000 You're getting into this weird, you know, that's a weird world you're living in, man.
00:54:10.000 You're eating your pets.
00:54:11.000 I mean, that thing is, you know, that's dark.
00:54:14.000 There's one thing to separate.
00:54:15.000 We separate like the chickens are outside and I'm going to eat those chickens.
00:54:18.000 My dog, I'm not going to eat my dog.
00:54:20.000 You know, there's one thing.
00:54:20.000 But when you're eating your dog, too, you've gone into the dark zone.
00:54:24.000 You know, you've gone into this weird desperation mode.
00:54:29.000 You're eating pets.
00:54:30.000 Don't read of Mice and Men either, Eddie.
00:54:33.000 Yeah, there's a lot of that too.
00:54:35.000 George is not good with the rabbits.
00:54:36.000 I wonder if there's hobos out there that eat dogs.
00:54:39.000 Oh yeah, I'm sure they do, brother.
00:54:41.000 I'm sure they do.
00:54:42.000 Right?
00:54:42.000 No doubt, man.
00:54:43.000 No doubt.
00:54:43.000 Yeah, they eat dogs.
00:54:45.000 Did you hear about, we were in Florida this weekend. 0.99
00:54:47.000 Fort Lauderdale, me and Duncan had a great fucking time. 0.99
00:54:50.000 Awesome crowds. 0.96
00:54:51.000 Thank you everybody that came out. 0.95
00:54:52.000 We had a fucking blast. 0.98
00:54:53.000 But when we were down there, a dog had gotten eaten in the Florida Keys recently by a crocodile. 0.99
00:55:02.000 A crocodile took a 65-pound Labrador.
00:55:05.000 It flew four feet out of the water and snatched it off of like a wall.
00:55:12.000 It probably happens a lot down there, right?
00:55:14.000 This dog was barking.
00:55:15.000 I don't know, man.
00:55:17.000 I think this is pretty rare.
00:55:18.000 It's a big dog.
00:55:20.000 See, crocodiles are so much more dangerous. 1.00
00:55:23.000 They go after shit. 1.00
00:55:24.000 That's what people don't understand. 1.00
00:55:26.000 In Florida, when I was a kid, I lived in Gainesville, and we would feed the alligators marshmallows and shit. 0.65
00:55:35.000 And they would ask you to please don't feed the alligator's marshmallows because marshmallows get in their digestive tract. 0.94
00:55:41.000 Meanwhile, these alligators would kill people's dogs. 0.99
00:55:44.000 They would kill old ladies' dogs. 1.00
00:55:46.000 I was there when it happened once. 0.99
00:55:48.000 Either it happened right before we were there or right after we were there, but my parents were really freaked out that an alligator ate a fucking ladies' dog. 1.00
00:55:57.000 She was walking along by the water and the thing just came out and snatched her dog from her. 0.98
00:56:02.000 But crocodiles will chase people. 1.00
00:56:04.000 Crocodiles will chase you. 1.00
00:56:06.000 They go after shit. 1.00
00:56:07.000 They're way more aggressive. 1.00
00:56:09.000 It's a completely different animal. 0.99
00:56:11.000 Alligators sit, and they'll just sit and wait for something to fuck up. 1.00
00:56:14.000 So that dog must have fucked up. 1.00
00:56:16.000 That dog just got too close. 1.00
00:56:18.000 But a crocodile will chase that fucking dog and might just jack the old lady. 1.00
00:56:22.000 You know, they eat people. 1.00
00:56:23.000 No problem.
00:56:24.000 This one flew four feet in the air to kill a dog. 0.86
00:56:29.000 It's amazing that people would want to keep those around. 0.51
00:56:31.000 You can't even shoot them.
00:56:32.000 They're protected.
00:56:34.000 What?
00:56:35.000 You don't think that's dangerous?
00:56:37.000 Don't you guys have kids? 1.00
00:56:38.000 You want to keep this fucking... 1.00
00:56:40.000 It's not like crocodiles are going to go extinct. 1.00
00:56:42.000 If you want them, go to Africa. 1.00
00:56:44.000 Go look at them real quick and then come back home. 1.00
00:56:47.000 Let's kill all the crocodiles we have here. 1.00
00:56:49.000 Are you crazy? 1.00
00:56:50.000 Let's make belts out of those bitches. 1.00
00:56:53.000 Fuck crocodiles. 1.00
00:56:54.000 Let it fuck up the ecosystem. 1.00
00:56:56.000 What are you talking about? 0.96
00:56:58.000 We are fucking up the Florida ecosystem, though. 1.00
00:57:00.000 They got a real problem, man, with pythons, those stupid fucks. 1.00
00:57:04.000 What? 1.00
00:57:04.000 They release pythons and they get too big. 1.00
00:57:07.000 And then the fucking Everglades is like infested with giant pythons. 0.99
00:57:12.000 Dude, we flew over the Everglades, and when we landed, it was early in the morning. 0.99
00:57:15.000 Not early, you know, like 9, 9 a.m.
00:57:18.000 And as we're flying in, I'm like looking out, like out over the window.
00:57:21.000 It's beautiful. 1.00
00:57:22.000 But the fucking Everglades are huge! 1.00
00:57:27.000 It's just all swamp. 1.00
00:57:29.000 Like a big part of Florida is all just like water and trees growing out of the water and fucking giant snakes. 0.99
00:57:38.000 Giant 20 foot long pythons that are eating alligators. 0.98
00:57:42.000 They're so big they're eating alligators. 1.00
00:57:45.000 There's a photo of a fucking python with an alligator burst out of its stomach. 1.00
00:57:50.000 So basically the Everglades are like the Amazon. 0.99
00:57:53.000 Well, it's kind of scarier than the Amazon because it's almost all water.
00:57:57.000 A lot of it is water.
00:57:59.000 It's like where we were flying over.
00:58:00.000 It's like swampy.
00:58:02.000 It's almost creepier than the Amazon.
00:58:05.000 I don't know, man. 1.00
00:58:06.000 They're both fucked up. 1.00
00:58:07.000 I guess the Amazon probably has more poisonous shit. 1.00
00:58:10.000 Would you go to the Amazon? 1.00
00:58:11.000 I would go to the Everglades before I'd go to the Amazon. 0.99
00:58:13.000 Because I know a lot of the good old boys from Florida, they'll fuck around in the Everglades. 1.00
00:58:16.000 They get those boats with the fan behind it, and they fish in the Everglades. 0.63
00:58:21.000 I'm totally fascinated with looking at Amazon DVDs and documentaries about the Amazon, but I have no desire to ever go... 0.99
00:58:30.000 Swim in the rivers and shit like that. 0.97
00:58:32.000 I'm so not a jungle guy. 0.98
00:58:34.000 You remember when I first got this house and we sat and I got a little theater room and we watched the documentaries from the BBC on the Amazon where you see that fucking crazy bird eat that ancient dinosaur fish. 0.85
00:58:47.000 That was the Congo. 0.76
00:58:48.000 We talked about this before.
00:58:49.000 Remember what an impact that video had on you?
00:58:52.000 Just think about how ridiculous it would be to go to any sort of a rainforest. 1.00
00:58:57.000 Congo, the Amazon, just to be dropped off in that shit. 1.00
00:59:00.000 The Congo's the craziest, definitely. 1.00
00:59:02.000 People live in the Amazon.
00:59:03.000 I don't think there's a whole lot of people living in the Everglades.
00:59:06.000 I think there's probably some parts of the Everglades we could drive to and live in, but it looked to me like there was a lot of it that would look pretty goddamn wild. 0.99
00:59:15.000 Maybe I'm just talking out of my ass. 0.98
00:59:17.000 I think there's a lot of people that live around the South. 0.99
00:59:20.000 Isn't there a show on Swamp People?
00:59:21.000 Yeah, something like that.
00:59:23.000 People kept wanting to get me to go there, though. 0.97
00:59:25.000 A lot of people I met were like, dude, you gotta come out to the fucking Everglades with us, man. 0.96
00:59:29.000 Come on, we party out there, dude. 0.99
00:59:31.000 We do some fucking mushrooms. 0.99
00:59:33.000 You know what's scary is people that live in the desert. 1.00
00:59:35.000 That's hilarious.
00:59:36.000 They party in Florida, dude.
00:59:37.000 Florida parties hard. 1.00
00:59:39.000 They fucking party hard. 1.00
00:59:41.000 Those were wild crowds. 1.00
00:59:43.000 I told them, and this is true, it was like the perfect crowd to get me ready for next week or for this week now.
00:59:48.000 You just played Fort Lauderdale?
00:59:50.000 Yeah, I just did the improv in Fort Lauderdale. 1.00
00:59:54.000 Fuck, it was fun, man. 1.00
00:59:55.000 Great crowds. 1.00
00:59:57.000 But they're so wild. 0.96
00:59:58.000 They're just crazy, man. 1.00
01:00:00.000 Two out of three shows, a girl would stand up and say some crazy shit. 1.00
01:00:05.000 It was a bunch of really wild heckler experiences. 0.99
01:00:09.000 But they were fun.
01:00:10.000 They were really nice people, man.
01:00:11.000 It was a good time. 0.99
01:00:12.000 Good goddamn time. 0.99
01:00:13.000 But they live in a tropical country, man. 1.00
01:00:16.000 Florida, that's a goddamn tropical country. 1.00
01:00:18.000 South Florida, you know? 1.00
01:00:19.000 This is the Keys, where the dog got eaten by the crocodile.
01:00:23.000 That's really, like, a tropical country.
01:00:25.000 I mean, that's, like, you gotta drive to them over, like, a bridge.
01:00:29.000 You know, that's not even really connected.
01:00:33.000 I just got back from the desert and it was really weird seeing about the people that lived in the desert.
01:00:39.000 The roads were not maintained so you just go through these dirt roads and it looked like every single person that's a hoarder, the rich hoarders get to come out here because every house seemed like a hoarder house from just the outside.
01:00:53.000 And there was parts where I couldn't go because there was these dogs that would come in the street and block you and they just wouldn't leave.
01:01:00.000 You couldn't drive through them. 0.96
01:01:01.000 It was fucking weird, man, that The desert is weird. 0.98
01:01:04.000 What part of the desert are you talking about? 0.98
01:01:06.000 Joshua Tree.
01:01:07.000 Yeah, but Duncan's always trying to get me to go to Joshua Tree. 0.99
01:01:10.000 He might be trying to rape me. 0.98
01:01:12.000 Yeah, he might be. 0.99
01:01:12.000 But actually, there's this place that we went to that was really, really cool. 0.99
01:01:17.000 And there's like these 12 AeroStream trailers.
01:01:20.000 And each one of these trailers have been remodeled and gutted out.
01:01:23.000 Like I stayed in the 70s one. 0.98
01:01:25.000 My friend stayed in the one that was like all like 80s, like 1980s type shit. 0.98
01:01:31.000 Right. 0.94
01:01:33.000 archery shooting guns and they have one of those big teepees where you go in there and do drugs and stuff and like even on the book it's like people are like you know how they sign like hey had a great time you know they have like a book that you can sign in every one of these trailers and everyone was like dude had the best shroom trip ever like i'm tripping my ass off right now 0.78
01:01:51.000 this is what my mom looks like like just drawing pictures and the whole place seemed badass and i thought how cool would it be to rent out every single one of these trailers and just have like a big party with all your friends.
01:02:03.000 Because that's what it was.
01:02:05.000 It was designed for you just to go there and experience psychedelics, and it was the coolest thing.
01:02:11.000 That's what Joshua Tree was designed for?
01:02:12.000 That's this place I stayed at.
01:02:14.000 There's a lot of that up there, right?
01:02:15.000 It's so amazing.
01:02:16.000 There's so many different places like that.
01:02:18.000 Wow, I never heard of it.
01:02:20.000 I used to go to Joshua Tree as a kid all the time with the Boy Scouts.
01:02:23.000 I used to go all the time.
01:02:26.000 But never on mushrooms.
01:02:27.000 I brought my dogs.
01:02:29.000 Can you go in that big room and sing? 1.00
01:02:32.000 You can do whatever the fuck you want, man. 1.00
01:02:34.000 It's designed for you. 0.99
01:02:35.000 And the biggest thing is, it made me really realize that I could live in one of those AeroStreams if I want.
01:02:41.000 Like, I could almost live there.
01:02:42.000 Like, those are so nice, how big they are.
01:02:45.000 Do you have internet?
01:02:46.000 Yeah, I had internet.
01:02:47.000 We had hot tub, pools, ping pong tables.
01:02:50.000 Yeah, you could live in something like that.
01:02:52.000 My friend Guido that I was talking about earlier, he lived in like a big mobile home type thing.
01:02:56.000 Without internet, would you still do it?
01:02:58.000 Without internet? 1.00
01:02:59.000 Fuck that. 1.00
01:02:59.000 Okay. 1.00
01:03:01.000 But that's cool because you can move wherever you want to live.
01:03:03.000 I know that Malibu has this really nice place that you can just park your AeroStream and rent the spot per month.
01:03:09.000 I forget, what's his name?
01:03:11.000 The guy from...
01:03:12.000 Oh, right, oh, right, oh, right.
01:03:14.000 That guy.
01:03:15.000 What?
01:03:16.000 The girls keep getting younger and I keep on saying the same age.
01:03:19.000 What's that guy's name?
01:03:20.000 Matt McConaughey.
01:03:21.000 Matt McConaughey?
01:03:22.000 Matt McConaughey?
01:03:23.000 Yeah, he rented a place in Malibu where he had his trailers.
01:03:27.000 Oh, yeah.
01:03:28.000 Didn't he live in a trailer for a while while he was a movie star?
01:03:31.000 I think he still does.
01:03:32.000 No, I don't think so, man.
01:03:34.000 He's married now.
01:03:35.000 He had a little cameo in the season finale of Eastbound and Down.
01:03:39.000 Oh my god, I saw that.
01:03:39.000 His cameo was awesome.
01:03:41.000 I'm not a giant Matthew McConaughey fan, but he killed it.
01:03:44.000 That was his best performance.
01:03:45.000 He's brilliant.
01:03:46.000 I think Matthew McConaughey is great.
01:03:48.000 Yeah, you know, Tropic Thunder, he was great.
01:03:49.000 Exactly.
01:03:50.000 He's great in everything.
01:03:51.000 He's got this, like...
01:03:52.000 He was great in...
01:03:53.000 Oh, wait.
01:03:54.000 No, he wasn't in that movie.
01:03:56.000 Wouldn't it be great to smoke weed with him?
01:03:57.000 Yeah, without a doubt.
01:03:59.000 I was going to say he was great in that Dragon movie, but he wasn't in that Dragon movie.
01:04:02.000 Tropic Thunder, he killed it.
01:04:04.000 For whatever reason, I thought he was in that Christian Bale movie about dragons, but he wasn't.
01:04:11.000 Hmm.
01:04:12.000 Dragon movie.
01:04:14.000 Huh.
01:04:16.000 You know who killed it?
01:04:17.000 I saw that Hunger Games.
01:04:18.000 See that Hunger Games?
01:04:19.000 No, I haven't seen it yet.
01:04:20.000 Woody Harrelson. 1.00
01:04:21.000 He's a bad motherfucker. 1.00
01:04:22.000 Was it good? 1.00
01:04:22.000 It's not a bad movie. 1.00
01:04:24.000 It's kind of fun.
01:04:27.000 I saw Cabin in the Woods. 0.99
01:04:29.000 The worst garbage ever. 1.00
01:04:31.000 No way. 1.00
01:04:32.000 I've been hearing that was good.
01:04:33.000 Somebody just told me to see that.
01:04:35.000 Oh, God.
01:04:37.000 What's it about?
01:04:38.000 It's terrible.
01:04:39.000 What is it about?
01:04:43.000 What's it about?
01:04:44.000 A Cabin in the Woods, right?
01:04:46.000 Yeah.
01:04:46.000 That's pretty much what the movie's about.
01:04:48.000 Is it like Evil Dead or something?
01:04:50.000 It's way worse than you can imagine.
01:04:54.000 Describe it.
01:04:54.000 You want me to tell you about it?
01:04:55.000 Fuck yeah. 1.00
01:04:55.000 I don't want to blow it. 1.00
01:04:57.000 Don't spoil it.
01:04:57.000 Why?
01:04:57.000 If it sucks, blow it.
01:05:01.000 Does it really suck? 1.00
01:05:02.000 Do you really feel like it sucks? 1.00
01:05:02.000 It's about some god who has actual human scientists working for him to sacrifice virgins. 1.00
01:05:13.000 So the way these scientists get to sacrifice virgins is they got like CIA connections where they somehow coordinate three guys and two girls to take a trip out in the cabin in the woods for a weekend and party.
01:05:30.000 And then while they're out there, it's all an experiment.
01:05:32.000 It's all like fenced off electronically.
01:05:35.000 So these scientists are all programming.
01:05:38.000 They think they're just going out to a cabin to swim in the lake.
01:05:42.000 But they're part of a sacrifice.
01:05:45.000 And one of them is a virgin.
01:05:47.000 And...
01:05:48.000 They decide, based on what they do, there's like some magic books that they read in the cellar.
01:05:54.000 Based on what they read, they decide how they're going to die.
01:05:57.000 Are they going to have the zombies attack them?
01:06:01.000 Ghosts attack them?
01:06:02.000 Girls with no face, just a mouth attack them? 1.00
01:06:05.000 There's every giant cobras.
01:06:08.000 They're all in little boxes.
01:06:10.000 Every monster you could think of is in a little box under the lake and And based on what they read, they got the zombies, like mountain men that were killed and now they're zombies and they come out after you with horse traps and axes.
01:06:25.000 There's like three, a family.
01:06:26.000 And like the scientists are all betting, it's a comedy.
01:06:29.000 The scientists are all betting, there's like 20 scientists that are all betting on what monsters are they going to release based on reading this magic book.
01:06:38.000 So, you know, there's $100 on the zombies. 0.99
01:06:40.000 They got the fucking giant cobra. 1.00
01:06:42.000 They got the ghost. 1.00
01:06:43.000 They got the guy with the saw head.
01:06:46.000 They got all these...
01:06:47.000 They're all betting on all these monsters and goblins and ghouls.
01:06:52.000 Sounds like a movie you actually would like, Joe.
01:06:55.000 That might be my favorite movie ever. 0.97
01:06:56.000 Dude, it's ridiculous. 0.61
01:06:59.000 And the scientists are all working and guess who the main director is that communicates with the gods? 0.90
01:07:08.000 Sigourney Weaver.
01:07:11.000 Sigourney Weaver makes a cameo in the worst movie ever.
01:07:14.000 It was like a Las Vegas appearance for her or something.
01:07:17.000 You know what I mean?
01:07:18.000 It's like, Jesus Christ!
01:07:20.000 It was terrible!
01:07:22.000 Celebrity apprentice?
01:07:23.000 It was terrible!
01:07:23.000 Oh, that's funny.
01:07:24.000 It was ridiculous! 0.84
01:07:25.000 How is that possible that they got her? 0.96
01:07:27.000 I guess they must have just offered her some mad loot. 0.98
01:07:30.000 Dude, she had some tax problems. 1.00
01:07:33.000 She was just an avatar, man.
01:07:35.000 I don't know.
01:07:36.000 She was an avatar.
01:07:36.000 She didn't read the script.
01:07:37.000 She's from Alien. 0.59
01:07:38.000 You know what?
01:07:38.000 They gave her another script.
01:07:40.000 I think that's one of those movies that we're going to disagree on.
01:07:43.000 She thought she was doing Alien 5. It was just amazing.
01:07:46.000 Whoa.
01:07:46.000 Hold on, Brian.
01:07:48.000 Go watch it.
01:07:48.000 It was a comedy.
01:07:49.000 It was a comedy.
01:07:51.000 Trust me.
01:07:51.000 It was a comedy.
01:07:52.000 And I'm not even joking.
01:07:54.000 It was a comedy.
01:07:55.000 It was hilarious.
01:07:57.000 How high were you inside?
01:07:59.000 I was pretty high.
01:08:02.000 Had a glass of wine.
01:08:03.000 You know what I mean? 1.00
01:08:04.000 I was ready to enjoy this shit. 1.00
01:08:06.000 Right, right. 1.00
01:08:07.000 It was really...
01:08:07.000 But you've never been one for fantasy-type movies.
01:08:10.000 It's just ridiculous. 0.98
01:08:11.000 It was ridiculous. 0.99
01:08:12.000 I like a lot of ridiculous movies. 0.99
01:08:14.000 Yeah. 0.97
01:08:15.000 I like superhero movies.
01:08:16.000 Do you like superhero movies?
01:08:17.000 No. 1.00
01:08:19.000 If I know the guy's gonna live, I don't want to see this shit. 1.00
01:08:22.000 Every superhero movie's the same. 1.00
01:08:24.000 There's seven or eight moments where he's about to die, and then you know he's not gonna die.
01:08:30.000 Yeah, I know.
01:08:31.000 I know it's a superhero movie.
01:08:32.000 I'm not into that, man.
01:08:34.000 I'm not into that.
01:08:34.000 Dude, did you see The Watchmen?
01:08:37.000 Yes, I did.
01:08:38.000 That's a good superhero movie because it's sort of an anti-superhero movie.
01:08:40.000 Yeah, that was pretty good.
01:08:42.000 For a superhero movie, that was alright.
01:08:45.000 That was a great movie. 0.98
01:08:47.000 If they're wearing tights and they got capes and they're flying and shit like that, that's hard for me. 0.93
01:08:52.000 It's badass.
01:08:53.000 That's what I like.
01:08:54.000 I don't know.
01:08:54.000 I know it could really happen, but...
01:08:56.000 Iron Man was the shit, dude. 0.99
01:08:57.000 You didn't like Iron Man? 1.00
01:08:58.000 That was cool because that could really happen.
01:09:00.000 Okay.
01:09:01.000 Because he's like a machine.
01:09:02.000 It's like a machine, you know what I mean?
01:09:03.000 Iron Man was cool because it was believable.
01:09:05.000 Yo, dude, the guy made a nuclear reactor and stuck it in his chest. 1.00
01:09:08.000 That shit ain't real. 1.00
01:09:09.000 Get the fuck out of here. 1.00
01:09:10.000 Get the fuck out of here. 1.00
01:09:12.000 You're like Iron Man. 0.99
01:09:13.000 It's totally possible.
01:09:14.000 Batman's more possible than Iron Man.
01:09:16.000 No, I think Iron Man's more possible than Iron Man.
01:09:18.000 No way.
01:09:19.000 Iron Man is a regular human being.
01:09:21.000 Batman's just a super yoked dude.
01:09:23.000 He would've been dead a long time ago.
01:09:25.000 If Andre Orlovsky, when he was in his prime, if Andre Orlovsky was in his prime...
01:09:29.000 When he was, he could have been a real live Batman.
01:09:32.000 Too many times was he tied up, and then at the last second he gets out. 0.99
01:09:34.000 Okay, you know, that's a goddamn Batman. 0.99
01:09:38.000 That's possible. 1.00
01:09:38.000 You're having a blue thing in your chest. 1.00
01:09:39.000 Yeah, it's much more possible than having a nuclear reactor for a heart. 0.99
01:09:43.000 And he's reaching in, and he's having the fucking, what's-her-face? 0.99
01:09:47.000 Gwyneth Paltrow? 0.99
01:09:47.000 Gwyneth Paltrow, reach in there and pull the wires out. 0.99
01:09:49.000 That's preposterous. 1.00
01:09:51.000 Well, they all suck. 1.00
01:09:53.000 Fuck Iron Man. 1.00
01:09:53.000 I don't give a shit. 1.00
01:09:54.000 I ain't wearing no Iron Man t-shirt. 0.99
01:09:56.000 I thought it was a height.
01:09:56.000 I like Robert Downey Jr. You wouldn't wear an Iron Man t-shirt?
01:09:59.000 I have a Captain America t-shirt.
01:10:00.000 I'm not into comics, man.
01:10:02.000 Respect.
01:10:02.000 I'm not into comics.
01:10:03.000 I love comic books.
01:10:03.000 I'm not into it.
01:10:04.000 I don't read them very often, man, but I tell you what, when I was a kid, they brought me great joy.
01:10:08.000 When I was a kid and I was moving around, we were moving around all over the country, the constant in my life, because when we moved a bunch of times, it takes a while to make friends.
01:10:18.000 You're in one place and then you move in two years and you're in another place.
01:10:22.000 Comic books were my constant buddy when I was a young kid.
01:10:25.000 So to me, I'll always have a special spot in my heart for comic books because I remember the effect that they had on me when I was a kid.
01:10:33.000 And that's undeniable. 0.56
01:10:35.000 To say now that I'm over that or that's ridiculous.
01:10:38.000 No, they're still cool.
01:10:39.000 They're still cool. 0.95
01:10:39.000 It's just there's other shit that's cooler for me to do with my time. 0.95
01:10:43.000 I really don't have that much time to devote to comic books, but I still love them.
01:10:46.000 Have you been to the comic book store lately?
01:10:48.000 No, but you know what I have done?
01:10:50.000 I really do like watching comics on my iPad.
01:10:53.000 I'll buy the Marvel comic series on my iPad.
01:10:57.000 They have quite a few that you can buy.
01:11:00.000 You'll be surprised how much you'll freak the fuck out, though, if you go inside a comic book store.
01:11:04.000 I mean, t-shirt-wise, toy-wise, comic-wise.
01:11:07.000 You'll go in there and be like, oh my god, look at this t-shirt.
01:11:08.000 Oh, look at this weird poster.
01:11:09.000 What I really love, though, is the way the iPad does it, where it's frame by frame.
01:11:13.000 Yeah, that's nice.
01:11:14.000 It's nice because it really, like, it's better.
01:11:17.000 It's better to read a comic book on an iPad than it is to read it in the actual form. 0.94
01:11:22.000 Because in the actual form, you can see all the shit that's going to happen on the next page. 0.94
01:11:25.000 There's this explosion, and it really ruins it. 0.97
01:11:27.000 But the iPad, it's dope.
01:11:29.000 Like, you don't see explosions coming, and you don't see anything coming.
01:11:31.000 It's nice.
01:11:32.000 The only comics I was into were the Hustler comics.
01:11:35.000 I was really into it.
01:11:36.000 I thought Hustler had the best jokes.
01:11:37.000 Whoever was writing those jokes, that was a good quality comic. 0.99
01:11:41.000 That's some funny shit. 1.00
01:11:42.000 Playboy was not as funny, but Hustler had some great shit. 1.00
01:11:45.000 I would design flyers. 0.97
01:11:47.000 The bands I was in, the speed metal bands I was in, my thing was...
01:11:51.000 When you give out a flyer for your band, people just throw it away.
01:11:54.000 Go, how could I get them to keep it for a little bit?
01:11:57.000 I would design a flyer on top of a Hustler comic.
01:12:00.000 So I'm basically giving them a comic, and they're looking at some dude.
01:12:05.000 There's just one where there's a doctor walking in with a chick, and the doctor's telling the chick, we did what we could.
01:12:13.000 It was a really bad accident. 0.99
01:12:14.000 And they walk into the hospital, and there's a dude laying there with just a head, a dick, and a hand. 0.99
01:12:20.000 I used that as a flyer. 1.00
01:12:22.000 A head, a dick, and a hand? 1.00
01:12:23.000 Yeah, there's a dude lying there in the hospital bed. 1.00
01:12:25.000 He's just a head, a dick, And a hand. 1.00
01:12:28.000 I thought that was the funniest shit ever. 1.00
01:12:29.000 And the doctor's walking in with this chick. 1.00
01:12:33.000 It was a horrible accident.
01:12:34.000 We did what we could.
01:12:35.000 Oh, God.
01:12:37.000 That's funny at all.
01:12:38.000 Oh, come on, man.
01:12:40.000 That was hustling.
01:12:40.000 Hey, bro, we're allowed to have different tastes.
01:12:42.000 We obviously do.
01:12:43.000 We're best friends.
01:12:44.000 We don't even agree with comic books.
01:12:44.000 But real comics, I never got into them, man.
01:12:47.000 I was a big Kiss fan.
01:12:49.000 They had Kiss comics.
01:12:50.000 I didn't read the Kiss comics.
01:12:51.000 I didn't read them.
01:12:54.000 I don't know why I wasn't into it.
01:12:58.000 You just don't like obvious heroes.
01:13:01.000 And I didn't like reading to begin with.
01:13:04.000 That was a big part of it.
01:13:05.000 I didn't read.
01:13:06.000 The only thing I read was magazines, like rock magazines.
01:13:08.000 I was totally into that.
01:13:09.000 Shark books, dinosaur books.
01:13:12.000 My parents gave me a lot of books when I was a kid.
01:13:13.000 I read a lot.
01:13:14.000 It was great.
01:13:16.000 That's how I got into comic books. 1.00
01:13:17.000 I read a lot of shit when I was a kid. 0.99
01:13:20.000 You know, like, again, if you don't have that many friends, you read. 0.99
01:13:22.000 Like when I was going to Taekwondo, for most of my life, I would take the tea in Boston.
01:13:27.000 Instead of to walk to the train and take the train in.
01:13:29.000 It's like, you know, 40 minutes or something like that.
01:13:31.000 I'd always read, you know, read, get a Stephen King book. 0.85
01:13:34.000 You know, when you get into a good book, man, it's fucking really fun, man. 0.98
01:13:38.000 A good Stephen King book, god damn, they're fun. 0.98
01:13:41.000 I never finished them. 0.99
01:13:42.000 Oh, dude.
01:13:43.000 I read half of it, and then I was like, I can't do it.
01:13:46.000 It is an amazing book. 0.99
01:13:47.000 God damn, Pet Sematary is a fucking great book. 1.00
01:13:50.000 The movie was fun, but god damn, that fucking book is good. 1.00
01:13:54.000 It's fun. 1.00
01:13:55.000 He just knows how to drag you in.
01:13:56.000 It's just entertainment, man.
01:13:57.000 A lot of times, to me, I find it much more enjoyable than watching some terrible movie.
01:14:01.000 A terrible movie won't engage me at all.
01:14:03.000 If it's a great movie, I would much rather prefer a great movie than to read a book.
01:14:09.000 But a lot of movies aren't great movies.
01:14:11.000 A lot of movies aren't alien.
01:14:13.000 You know what I mean? 0.97
01:14:13.000 A lot of movies don't just fucking completely suck you in. 0.97
01:14:16.000 In that case, sometimes a book is way better than a shitty movie. 0.98
01:14:19.000 It's a way better experience.
01:14:20.000 There's a lot more great books. 0.98
01:14:22.000 Did you ever read King's Dark Tower or whatever that shit's called? 0.99
01:14:26.000 No. 0.99
01:14:26.000 I heard that's the best stuff. 0.99
01:14:27.000 Yeah, Duncan raves about that.
01:14:30.000 Yeah.
01:14:30.000 But those are daunting, dude.
01:14:31.000 Those are thousands of pages long.
01:14:33.000 You look at the whole Dark Tower series. 1.00
01:14:36.000 Stephen King was a bad motherfucker. 0.99
01:14:38.000 You want to talk about a dude who's put out a lot of work? 1.00
01:14:40.000 Holy shit is that guy prolific. 0.99
01:14:42.000 Who the hell writes more than Stephen King? 0.99
01:14:45.000 I mean, that guy's always got a new book coming out.
01:14:47.000 He's got another one coming out right now.
01:14:49.000 And he just constantly jams at it. 0.99
01:14:51.000 And he got fucked up by a car. 0.99
01:14:53.000 He got hit by a van. 0.99
01:14:55.000 Yeah, like bad, like broke bones all over his body several years ago. 1.00
01:15:00.000 He got fucked up, man. 0.99
01:15:02.000 It took a long time to rebuild him. 1.00
01:15:04.000 Many, many surgeries.
01:15:05.000 He was in incredible pain for a long period of time.
01:15:07.000 And then he started writing again. 1.00
01:15:09.000 Got right back into that shit. 1.00
01:15:10.000 Bam! 1.00
01:15:11.000 I'd like to see a documentary on that guy, like his childhood.
01:15:13.000 I wonder what it was like growing up.
01:15:15.000 Well, he's got a great book.
01:15:16.000 It's called Stephen King on Writing, I think it's called.
01:15:19.000 Is that the name?
01:15:19.000 I think that's it.
01:15:21.000 Just look up Stephen King's book on writing if you're interested in it.
01:15:25.000 But it's a great...
01:15:26.000 Shows you how pragmatic his thinking is.
01:15:29.000 He's very honest about what it was like when he was doing a lot of drinking and doing a lot of drugs that he would black out and not even remember a book that he wrote.
01:15:39.000 He's talked about several of his books. 0.97
01:15:41.000 He doesn't remember writing them because he was just fucked up. 1.00
01:15:46.000 But they're brilliant books, man. 0.99
01:15:47.000 He has a Mad Indian in him. 0.93
01:15:48.000 Yeah. 0.55
01:15:48.000 Carrie. 0.55
01:15:49.000 That's him. 1.00
01:15:50.000 That's a great fucking book. 1.00
01:15:52.000 Woo! 0.99
01:15:53.000 Maximum Overdrive is the best movie back in the day.
01:15:55.000 He's probably...
01:15:56.000 Would you say he's the most famous writer?
01:16:00.000 He's got to be one of them.
01:16:01.000 He's got to be one of the most famous writers, I would imagine.
01:16:03.000 Other than William Shakespeare.
01:16:05.000 Who else?
01:16:06.000 Well, I mean, living, for sure.
01:16:07.000 He's one of the most famous living.
01:16:09.000 Who else would be famous?
01:16:09.000 I mean, you get into people like the woman who wrote Harry Potter.
01:16:12.000 She's probably really famous.
01:16:13.000 But Stephen King is so... 1.00
01:16:15.000 Judy Blume, motherfucker. 1.00
01:16:16.000 I know Harry Potter. 1.00
01:16:18.000 I know the name of the movies.
01:16:19.000 But I don't know the woman's name.
01:16:20.000 Yeah, Stephen King, like...
01:16:21.000 He's crazy famous.
01:16:22.000 Yeah, as far as, like, fame, he's probably the most easily recognizable name of a writer.
01:16:27.000 He's probably, if I had to say he's my all-time favorite fiction writer, I would say yes, I'd say he's number one.
01:16:32.000 He's the Michael Jackson of writing.
01:16:34.000 He's got so many, the Tommy Knockers, ooh, I loved that one, that was a great one. 0.66
01:16:39.000 It was a fucking long UFO crashed into this area like thousands of years ago and they dig into it and reactivate it or some shit and people get infected by these UFOs and start changing.
01:16:53.000 I forget the exact plot of it, but I remember it was one of my favorites. 0.97
01:16:58.000 I would be bummed out when my stop would come. 1.00
01:17:01.000 I wonder how he comes up with this shit. 1.00
01:17:02.000 Well, I'm sure he smokes a lot of weed because he talks about it. 1.00
01:17:06.000 He talks about how great the weed is in Maine and how it should be a cottage industry and the weed laws are ridiculous.
01:17:13.000 A lot of writers use weed.
01:17:15.000 I mean, we know that.
01:17:17.000 I mean, how many writers do we know that are just fiction writers, guys who write sitcoms, guys who write movies?
01:17:22.000 A lot of writers use weed.
01:17:24.000 So, of course, I'm sure he uses weed.
01:17:27.000 Jason Ellis has a new book, and it came out today, I think.
01:17:30.000 And he was on some interview earlier, and he was talking about how he's a cutter.
01:17:35.000 And he has this new thing where he meets this girl, and they cut each other, and they suck each other's blood.
01:17:42.000 And so he was talking about going on this book tour.
01:17:46.000 He's going to cut himself and then stamp, instead of signing it, he's going to start stamping it with his book. 0.90
01:17:52.000 He's so crazy. 0.99
01:17:52.000 That dude, the whole interview, I think it was Howard Stern, the whole interview was so fucking creepy. 0.99
01:18:00.000 I feel bad for that guy. 0.95
01:18:01.000 He's an odd guy. 1.00
01:18:04.000 His dad sucked his dick, and then he had to suck his dad's dick. 1.00
01:18:07.000 What? 1.00
01:18:07.000 Yeah, when he was like six. 1.00
01:18:09.000 What?
01:18:10.000 Yeah.
01:18:10.000 Really?
01:18:11.000 He's still alive?
01:18:12.000 No, I don't think so.
01:18:14.000 What?
01:18:14.000 Yeah.
01:18:15.000 Are you sure?
01:18:16.000 Yeah, it was all in this interview, man.
01:18:18.000 Who's this guy?
01:18:19.000 Jason Ellis.
01:18:20.000 Whoa. 1.00
01:18:21.000 Damn. 1.00
01:18:21.000 Wow, that explains. 1.00
01:18:23.000 Wow.
01:18:24.000 No, it doesn't explain, because he's a lot more together than 99.99999% of the world who would have had that same experience happen to them.
01:18:33.000 He's a very successful guy.
01:18:35.000 A lot of people who have had that same experience would probably be wrecked.
01:18:39.000 Yeah, and he's sober, isn't he?
01:18:40.000 Yeah, he's sober.
01:18:41.000 He smokes a little, well, I don't know.
01:18:42.000 I think he's actually sober, yeah.
01:18:44.000 I think now he's completely sober.
01:18:45.000 I don't know, though.
01:18:46.000 I'd have to, I haven't done a show in a while.
01:18:48.000 And I'm not upset at that dude.
01:18:49.000 He thinks I'm upset at him because he prank called me once and I changed my number, but I wasn't upset.
01:18:54.000 I just automatically changed my number if someone gets it and starts prank calling me.
01:18:58.000 I did it automatically.
01:18:59.000 I wasn't upset at it.
01:19:00.000 I was like, oh, okay, whatever.
01:19:02.000 I didn't think it was particularly funny.
01:19:03.000 You gave out your number?
01:19:04.000 No, no, no, no, no.
01:19:05.000 He prank called me.
01:19:06.000 He prank called me and said some horrible Boston accent or something like that, and he did it on the air.
01:19:12.000 Was it good?
01:19:13.000 Was it funny?
01:19:14.000 No.
01:19:14.000 Well, because I like him, I would have said it was funny.
01:19:16.000 If I knew it was him, I would think it was funny, because I like him.
01:19:19.000 But no, it wasn't that particularly funny.
01:19:21.000 But I didn't get upset.
01:19:23.000 I just changed my number. 0.99
01:19:24.000 He also talked about going to Amsterdam and getting a hooker. 1.00
01:19:27.000 And how it was a tranny, and he started getting something shoved up his ass like a dildo, and he was like, no, I don't want that! 1.00
01:19:33.000 And it was actually a cock of the tranny. 1.00
01:19:37.000 He didn't know it was a tranny hooker. 1.00
01:19:38.000 Oh, Jesus Christ. 0.99
01:19:40.000 Jesus. 1.00
01:19:41.000 Wow, a tranny hooker fucks you in the ass a little bit. 1.00
01:19:43.000 But he did want his book the style of, like, he just told somebody and they wrote it down. 1.00
01:19:48.000 Oh, yeah.
01:19:48.000 And he hasn't even read it yet.
01:19:50.000 Miss Thailand 2010 or something like that is a tranny. 1.00
01:19:54.000 Yeah. 0.75
01:19:54.000 Super hot. 0.75
01:19:55.000 They allowed her into Miss Universe.
01:19:57.000 Isn't that crazy?
01:19:57.000 She has a passport.
01:19:58.000 Is it Miss World?
01:20:00.000 What is it?
01:20:00.000 You guys talk about it on the podcast already?
01:20:02.000 No.
01:20:02.000 Well, we showed pictures of her, man.
01:20:04.000 It's incredible.
01:20:04.000 She's really hot.
01:20:06.000 It's weird.
01:20:07.000 I guess they get the boys early before testosterone kicks in and they get them on hormone therapy.
01:20:12.000 Is that what it is?
01:20:13.000 Yep.
01:20:13.000 That's what they do with her?
01:20:14.000 I don't know if they did with her, but apparently, this is what I hear, I could be totally wrong, but in some Asian countries, they'll take a dude and get him on female hormones quick to make them money, like to survive. 1.00
01:20:27.000 Like, you're going to be a chick now and you're going to be a hooker. 1.00
01:20:30.000 There's one fucking story of these two lesbians that had this son. 1.00
01:20:35.000 I don't know if it was a natural birth son or an adopted son, I'm not sure. 1.00
01:20:39.000 But they had a son...
01:20:41.000 And I believe the kid was 10 and they wanted to get the kid ready for a gender reassignment because they said that the boy actually was saying that he was a girl.
01:20:53.000 That's probably what they say all the time.
01:20:54.000 They wanted him to wear dresses.
01:20:56.000 He would dress up like a girl. 0.97
01:20:58.000 And they were like, he's getting ready to become a girl.
01:21:00.000 And everybody's like, whoa.
01:21:01.000 You don't see the problem with this?
01:21:04.000 Whoa. 0.92
01:21:05.000 This does not give you a gigantic green light here for crazy.
01:21:10.000 The crazy express is wide open.
01:21:13.000 This person is saying that a 10-year-old wants a gender reassignment. 1.00
01:21:17.000 Jesus fucking Christ. 1.00
01:21:19.000 Really? 1.00
01:21:20.000 You know how nutty that is?
01:21:22.000 I bet that's just normal.
01:21:23.000 What is that kid's life like?
01:21:25.000 What is that kid's environment like?
01:21:27.000 You've got to make money.
01:21:28.000 But I mean, that's one of those things that you would think that someone would make up on some extreme, crazy right-wing site because it would make conservative people so fucking furious that this could happen, that someone could have this boy and at 10 years old be setting him up for gender reassignment. 0.98
01:21:48.000 What a fucking travesty that is. 0.98
01:21:50.000 It's almost like an obvious... 1.00
01:21:52.000 Attack on the gender itself. 0.99
01:21:54.000 It's like, hmm, he doesn't want to be this anymore.
01:21:57.000 He wants to be another thing like us.
01:21:59.000 He wants to be like mommy and mommy.
01:22:01.000 You know, whoa! 1.00
01:22:02.000 Could you imagine if you had to stick with the rest of your life with fucking decisions you made at 10? 1.00
01:22:07.000 Holy fuck! 1.00
01:22:09.000 Dude, being a transgender is totally normal in Thailand. 1.00
01:22:13.000 They accept that there are celebrities that are transgenders or transvestites, whatever you want to call them.
01:22:18.000 It's totally normal.
01:22:19.000 It's totally accepted.
01:22:20.000 I wonder how that happened.
01:22:21.000 How crazy is that?
01:22:23.000 I wonder how that happened, man. 1.00
01:22:26.000 Yeah, you know, shit. 1.00
01:22:28.000 Yeah, someone was, there was an article, I think on the Underground, talking about how ladyboys will fuck dudes up if dudes, you know, like, you know, some guys get, like, real disrespectful with ladyboys, but they don't realize, like, that's still a man. 1.00
01:22:42.000 That's still a man, and he probably knows how to punch, you know, fuck you up, man. 0.99
01:22:45.000 Like, the story's about them getting upset. 1.00
01:22:48.000 No. 0.99
01:22:48.000 Well, you know, if you saw a guy at jiu-jitsu who had the body of a 13-year-old Thai girl, you're like, there's no way you're going to do shit. 0.99
01:22:56.000 I'm going to fuck you up. 1.00
01:22:57.000 I don't care if you were born with balls, you know? 1.00
01:23:01.000 They're so frail and tiny. 0.99
01:23:02.000 They are frail and tiny, but the reality is if you're like a girl and you weigh like 130 plus pounds...
01:23:10.000 There's a few girls that are around that weight that can punch you in the face and knock you unconscious. 1.00
01:23:15.000 Legit.
01:23:16.000 Like my friend Tommy Jr. Did you ever meet my friend Tommy Jr.?
01:23:19.000 You met my friend Tommy Jr. from Connecticut?
01:23:20.000 I believe you met him at UFCs before.
01:23:23.000 Anyway, his girl has a ridiculously powerful punch. 1.00
01:23:27.000 Redhead? 0.98
01:23:27.000 Yeah. 0.98
01:23:28.000 Okay, I remember that. 0.83
01:23:29.000 Ridiculous. 1.00
01:23:29.000 She sets up one of those things like at the bar when you put it in a quarter and you fucking smash that punching bag. 1.00
01:23:35.000 Dude, she hits harder than guys on that thing. 1.00
01:23:38.000 It's ridiculous. 1.00
01:23:39.000 If she sucker punched you, you're fucked. 1.00
01:23:41.000 So if that was a Thai chick, if it was a Thai chick that could punch like she punches and you thought you were an asshole... 1.00
01:23:47.000 You're just going to fucking push her around. 1.00
01:23:49.000 You're drunk. 1.00
01:23:50.000 And she just uncorks one on your chin. 0.95
01:23:52.000 And your legs get out. 1.00
01:23:54.000 And then she fucking shin kicks you in the face. 1.00
01:23:57.000 Yeah, that's all real, man. 1.00
01:23:58.000 A 135-pound athletic girl. 1.00
01:24:01.000 It's very possible for that chick to kick your ass if you don't know what you're doing. 1.00
01:24:05.000 That's what I say. 1.00
01:24:06.000 When I look at a girl like Tommy Jr.'s girlfriend, I say, okay, if she wanted to, if you didn't know what you were doing, and she uncorked a couple on you before you knew it was happening, you could get knocked the fuck out. 0.99
01:24:18.000 For real. 0.91
01:24:19.000 So that's like the size that you have to be, I think, to be able to survive against the average-sized human.
01:24:25.000 At least 135-pound woman. 0.99
01:24:29.000 So if you're 110 pounds, you need to get on roids.
01:24:32.000 Yeah. 0.99
01:24:33.000 Damn, Cabin in the Woods on Rotten Tomatoes, 92%. 1.00
01:24:37.000 Oh, shit! 1.00
01:24:38.000 I think Eddie might be wrong. 1.00
01:24:39.000 Eddie, bravo.
01:24:40.000 92% on Rotten Tomatoes.
01:24:43.000 Why do I have a feeling this is going to be my favorite movie of all time?
01:24:46.000 Because it sounds awesome.
01:24:47.000 And the guy who wrote Cabin in the Woods is also the director of the new Avengers movie.
01:24:51.000 Yo, I might go see Cabin in the Woods tonight.
01:24:54.000 I know.
01:24:56.000 Well, I didn't say the directing was bad.
01:24:58.000 Well, you said the movie was terrible.
01:24:59.000 Yeah, whoever made that story.
01:25:02.000 Oh, he wrote it?
01:25:02.000 Yeah.
01:25:03.000 Damn, I'm sorry, dude. 0.99
01:25:05.000 I should have lied. 0.99
01:25:07.000 Well, listen, man.
01:25:08.000 You have very specific tastes.
01:25:10.000 Yeah, you have a different taste.
01:25:10.000 You have super specific tastes when it comes to movies.
01:25:13.000 When was the last werewolf movie you enjoyed?
01:25:17.000 I'm not down with the way I am.
01:25:18.000 Did you ever see the movie Kick-Ass?
01:25:20.000 That Lichen Underworld thing.
01:25:22.000 It's cool to watch because of the colors and stuff.
01:25:25.000 Yeah.
01:25:25.000 Did you see the movie Kick-Ass?
01:25:27.000 Kick-Ass is awesome.
01:25:29.000 I love Kick-Ass. 0.99
01:25:30.000 That was a great fucking movie. 1.00
01:25:31.000 That was a great fucking movie. 1.00
01:25:32.000 I can't wait for the sequel. 0.99
01:25:33.000 When is that coming out?
01:25:34.000 I don't know. 0.99
01:25:35.000 Yeah, that was a great fucking movie. 1.00
01:25:36.000 Kick-Ass is great. 1.00
01:25:37.000 I love it.
01:25:39.000 Did you see American Werewolf in London?
01:25:43.000 Yes, but I think I was eight.
01:25:46.000 The werewolf was at this convention the other day in Burbank.
01:25:49.000 The guy who played the werewolf.
01:25:50.000 It was a horror convention.
01:25:52.000 What is his name?
01:25:53.000 I don't remember.
01:25:54.000 Yeah, that dude was in a couple of movies.
01:25:56.000 He was like a star for a little bit.
01:25:58.000 There's dudes like that that become like a star for a little bit. 0.96
01:26:00.000 We should respect to that guy because that's I don't remember his fucking name John Lewis David Naughton. 0.97
01:26:12.000 That's his name. 0.99
01:26:13.000 God damn, that thing was awesome. 1.00
01:26:15.000 Look at that shit, dude. 1.00
01:26:17.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:26:18.000 That's cool.
01:26:19.000 Oh, that thing's amazing. 1.00
01:26:22.000 What the fuck? 1.00
01:26:24.000 What a crazy monster that werewolf was. 1.00
01:26:26.000 Those are just fun movies for me, man.
01:26:28.000 Some people, they like movies that are sad and realistic where the good guy dies.
01:26:35.000 Me, I'm not really into that.
01:26:36.000 I just want to be entertained.
01:26:37.000 I just want you to take me on a trip.
01:26:39.000 It could be...
01:26:40.000 No one has to die.
01:26:42.000 I'm not saying someone has to die.
01:26:43.000 I'm just saying, make it unpredictable.
01:26:45.000 Right.
01:26:46.000 What's your all-time favorite movie?
01:26:48.000 Do you have an all-time favorite?
01:26:50.000 Gleaming the Cube, bro.
01:26:52.000 I mean, there's all the classics, you know.
01:26:55.000 Aliens, part two, was one of my all-time favorites.
01:26:58.000 That was a good movie.
01:27:00.000 I liked it a lot.
01:27:01.000 Did you like the first one?
01:27:02.000 You know, Scarface, of course, and Goodfellas, and Casino, and Godfather.
01:27:09.000 So you're a mafia movie guy.
01:27:10.000 Did you like the first Aliens?
01:27:12.000 Yes.
01:27:13.000 I liked the second Alien better, but the first Alien was also really good.
01:27:16.000 Alien 3 sucked.
01:27:17.000 I didn't like it. 0.91
01:27:18.000 I didn't mind it.
01:27:19.000 I didn't mind Alien 3. One of the funniest, most misunderstood movies ever for me, and most people thought it was just total shit, was Freddy Got Fingered. 0.98
01:27:27.000 That's still one of my all-time favorites. 0.95
01:27:29.000 I love that movie, man.
01:27:30.000 What's your favorite Star Wars?
01:27:32.000 Did you like starting off anger?
01:27:33.000 Yeah.
01:27:34.000 Isn't it great?
01:27:34.000 Yeah.
01:27:35.000 What's your favorite Star Wars movie?
01:27:36.000 The labor scene when he gave birth to that baby.
01:27:42.000 That's the greatest scene ever.
01:27:43.000 What was your question?
01:27:44.000 I'm sorry.
01:27:44.000 What's your favorite Star Wars?
01:27:46.000 Did you like Star Wars?
01:27:47.000 I wasn't really into Star Wars.
01:27:48.000 A little bit.
01:27:49.000 A little bit.
01:27:50.000 You know, like Empire Strikes Back.
01:27:51.000 That was a classic.
01:27:52.000 And Yoda.
01:27:53.000 He was cool.
01:27:54.000 I'm not like... 0.97
01:27:55.000 Episode 1 and all that new shit. 0.99
01:27:57.000 They lost me. 1.00
01:27:58.000 They lost me with that.
01:28:01.000 I think it's funny, though, but I know...
01:28:03.000 I think it has to do with, like, your past.
01:28:08.000 Like, you're not into, like, anybody lying to you. 0.99
01:28:12.000 You don't want any bullshit, man. 0.96
01:28:13.000 You don't want anybody... 0.99
01:28:14.000 I want any holes in the story. 0.96
01:28:15.000 You don't want anybody, like, about to go over the cliff and digs the hammer into the side of the hill and saves yourself dangling over the fucking side of the cliff holding onto a hammer. 0.99
01:28:24.000 I love Will Ferrell movies, like fucking Step Brothers. 0.98
01:28:27.000 I could watch that over and over and over. 0.99
01:28:29.000 Step Brothers was one of the greatest movies ever.
01:28:31.000 Talladega Nights, Tropic Thunder, that's probably top three greatest comedies ever, if not the funniest one. 0.97
01:28:37.000 Tropic Thunder, probably the funniest fucking movie ever. 0.99
01:28:39.000 All the way through, every character played an asshole in the movie, and they were all brilliant. 1.00
01:28:45.000 And I like that shit. 1.00
01:28:47.000 Obviously, I'm just not into superhero stuff. 1.00
01:28:51.000 I'm just not into it, man.
01:28:52.000 But I probably will be for my son.
01:28:54.000 I probably will be. 0.95
01:28:55.000 I'll probably get into it and be forced to like Lords of the Rings and shit like that.
01:28:59.000 You know, like Lords of the Rings? 0.99
01:29:01.000 Dude, that shit puts me to sleep. 1.00
01:29:03.000 I don't know what fucking dragons are fighting. 1.00
01:29:05.000 And then the ghosts end up winning. 1.00
01:29:06.000 The ghosts end up fighting.
01:29:08.000 There's just like constant...
01:29:10.000 The movie is with the constant Braveheart clashing.
01:29:12.000 Like... 0.99
01:29:13.000 They're just like fucking just swinging at each other. 0.99
01:29:17.000 Braveheart is the only one I could watch like that. 0.99
01:29:19.000 All the other ones forget about it.
01:29:21.000 Who fights like that? 1.00
01:29:22.000 I'd be running the other fucking way. 1.00
01:29:23.000 I'm just gonna come in with fucking swords. 1.00
01:29:25.000 Fuck that shit. 1.00
01:29:27.000 I'm gonna grab my kids and get the fuck out. 1.00
01:29:29.000 I think that's how they rocked it occasionally. 0.99
01:29:31.000 I don't think they did it that often though.
01:29:33.000 I don't think they did that crazy. 0.99
01:29:34.000 I think a lot of it was sneaking up on bitches. 1.00
01:29:36.000 I think that's what a lot of war was back then. 0.99
01:29:39.000 Yeah.
01:29:42.000 You had to convince them there was a Jesus, man.
01:29:45.000 You had to convince them you're doing this for Jesus, you're doing this for God. 0.99
01:29:48.000 Like the conquistadors and all that shit. 1.00
01:29:50.000 Without Jesus, they wouldn't have been able to pull that shit off. 1.00
01:29:53.000 Really? 1.00
01:29:53.000 But they were just raping and getting Indian pussy all over the world? 1.00
01:29:57.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:29:57.000 How do you get Indian pussy all over the world? 1.00
01:29:59.000 You have to bring it with you. 1.00
01:30:00.000 They thought they were doing God's mission, man.
01:30:02.000 They thought they were saving him.
01:30:03.000 Maybe. 1.00
01:30:03.000 Maybe they were having a good fucking time, too. 1.00
01:30:05.000 That's a possibility, too. 1.00
01:30:07.000 Raping and pillaging with swords. 0.99
01:30:09.000 This Game of Thrones movie, or this show, is so goddamn addicted, and that's what it's all about. 0.99
01:30:14.000 Everybody just fucking people up. 0.99
01:30:15.000 Is it confusing? 0.98
01:30:16.000 I heard it's like, there's a lot of characters, and you just kind of...
01:30:19.000 There's some points where you're just like, alright, there's just too much people.
01:30:22.000 I can't say because I'm only in five episodes.
01:30:24.000 But as of five episodes, there's a couple moments where you've got to go, okay, that guy's the Mad King.
01:30:29.000 Okay, and he did that.
01:30:32.000 Is this kind of like the Tudors also where it's kind of geared towards women in some weird romantic sex way?
01:30:40.000 No.
01:30:40.000 No, no, no.
01:30:41.000 I don't think so. 1.00
01:30:41.000 It's fucking cruel. 1.00
01:30:42.000 It's a cruel show. 1.00
01:30:43.000 And a lot of titties and a lot of fucking and a lot of prostitution. 1.00
01:30:47.000 A lot of betrayal. 1.00
01:30:48.000 Good times.
01:30:49.000 Some incest. 1.00
01:30:51.000 It's a crazy fucking show. 1.00
01:30:52.000 It could not have existed outside of HBO. Incest? 1.00
01:30:55.000 Oh yeah.
01:30:56.000 A hot brother and sister.
01:30:58.000 What?
01:30:59.000 Isn't that illegal?
01:31:00.000 Back in the day, it was normal.
01:31:03.000 No, it wasn't necessarily normal.
01:31:04.000 I don't want to give away any spoilers.
01:31:09.000 According to mainstream Egyptology, pharaohs, like all their sisters and all their relatives, were their wives.
01:31:18.000 Ew.
01:31:19.000 They had hundreds of them.
01:31:20.000 Ew! 0.98
01:31:21.000 According to mainstream Egyptology, I don't know anything about it.
01:31:25.000 Well, I think a lot of times royal families were trying to keep their bloodlines pure, right?
01:31:29.000 They were trying to only marry within the broad lines. 1.00
01:31:31.000 There's some shit to that bloodline, man. 1.00
01:31:34.000 There's some shit. 1.00
01:31:35.000 They were fucking their own daughters, dude. 1.00
01:31:37.000 There's some shit to that bloodline. 1.00
01:31:38.000 That bloodline was so important. 1.00
01:31:40.000 They're like, fuck it. 1.00
01:31:41.000 You're all staying in. 1.00
01:31:42.000 We're going to keep this in the family.
01:31:44.000 Well, could you imagine the discrepancy, too, between being a king and being a peasant back then?
01:31:48.000 And really, there's nothing you did to earn that position.
01:31:51.000 You're just a royal family. 1.00
01:31:52.000 You're the son of the son of this fucking guy who's been ruling this kingdom forever. 1.00
01:31:56.000 And you just rise through the power. 1.00
01:31:58.000 The bloodline, dude.
01:31:59.000 Yeah, man. 1.00
01:31:59.000 It's got to be crazy shit. 1.00
01:32:01.000 We were, you know, just think about what it is, the difference between the guy who's at the very top and the guy who's at the very bottom. 1.00
01:32:08.000 And why?
01:32:09.000 Because he's got royal blood.
01:32:10.000 And you know what's crazy?
01:32:11.000 I forget the title, but this woman had the title. 1.00
01:32:14.000 She was the wife that was in charge of organizing who was going to hang out with the pharaohs. 0.97
01:32:18.000 She was like the event coordinator, who was also his wife.
01:32:21.000 Right.
01:32:22.000 Isn't that crazy? 0.99
01:32:23.000 Ridiculous. 1.00
01:32:25.000 Ridiculous. 1.00
01:32:26.000 Damn. 1.00
01:32:26.000 Goddamn. 1.00
01:32:27.000 I think the way that people have always rocked it throughout history is there have been just wild freak fuck festivals. 1.00
01:32:35.000 People just fuck all over the place. 0.99
01:32:37.000 Dude, how about... 0.99
01:32:37.000 I think that's one of the things, this Game of Thrones thing is so accurate. 0.99
01:32:40.000 I think people just...
01:32:42.000 People back in those days, they only lived... 1.00
01:32:44.000 They're going to get hacked to death by a fucking guy with a sword. 1.00
01:32:47.000 Yeah, someone's going to get him. 1.00
01:32:49.000 Someone's going to betray him or something.
01:32:50.000 They're trying to get their freak on every step of the way. 0.94
01:32:53.000 Orgies galore. 1.00
01:32:54.000 Fuck yeah. 1.00
01:32:55.000 Kama Sutra. 1.00
01:32:56.000 They were wild back then, man.
01:32:57.000 It's amazing when you really think about the amount of time that went between then and now.
01:33:04.000 Not that much time, if you really stop and think about it.
01:33:07.000 Well, ancient religions, the ancient Chinese and the Hindus, they all believed that having sex got you closer to God, and that's how you got close.
01:33:17.000 It was almost like meditation.
01:33:18.000 That's all they had back then.
01:33:19.000 They didn't have TV. That's all they had.
01:33:23.000 They thought sex brought you closer to God because they didn't have the internet. 0.99
01:33:26.000 Yeah, it feels great.
01:33:28.000 Of course it feels great. 0.98
01:33:28.000 That's the big trick, you dummy. 0.98
01:33:30.000 That's why you make people. 0.86
01:33:31.000 The universe is created.
01:33:33.000 All your spirituality just went down the tubes. 1.00
01:33:36.000 You're like, fuck that. 1.00
01:33:36.000 I like how you turn it on and off. 1.00
01:33:38.000 You're like, if it's funny, fuck it. 1.00
01:33:41.000 You're going to crush spirituality. 1.00
01:33:42.000 I can't help myself.
01:33:43.000 If it's funny, you just jump on it.
01:33:45.000 But you're a spiritual person, right?
01:33:47.000 Yeah, well, I'm certainly a nice person, for sure.
01:33:49.000 Would you consider yourself a spiritual person?
01:33:50.000 I don't like that word, because I feel like it has too many weirdo connotations.
01:33:56.000 I would definitely say I try to be a very positive person.
01:34:01.000 I try to be really nice to people.
01:34:02.000 I go out of my way to do that.
01:34:05.000 Do you think there's any kind of spirituality involved in that?
01:34:07.000 I think there's whatever you would want to call it.
01:34:10.000 There's certainly an exchange in energy and an enhancement of each other that I feel like we all have.
01:34:19.000 We all have as friends.
01:34:21.000 Everyone in this room.
01:34:22.000 Brian, for sure.
01:34:24.000 I've known Brian for a decade.
01:34:26.000 We enhance each other, for sure.
01:34:27.000 That's one of the reasons why I enjoy doing a podcast with him. 0.93
01:34:31.000 I know gay jokes, bro.
01:34:32.000 You and I, man, we enhance each other. 1.00
01:34:36.000 We've always enjoyed having these crazy conversations, even if we don't agree about a lot of shit. 1.00
01:34:40.000 And we don't agree about a lot of shit. 0.99
01:34:42.000 But we've always enjoyed it because I favor your opinion over everyone else's and treat it equally as if it was mine. 0.99
01:34:50.000 Because I know you so well, I know how your mind works.
01:34:53.000 So every time you have an opinion on something...
01:34:55.000 I accept it as if it's me having that opinion.
01:34:57.000 I allow myself to go through the whole process.
01:34:59.000 There's not a whole lot of people that you can do that with in life. 0.95
01:35:03.000 You know, there's not a whole lot of people where you go, yeah, Bob said he didn't do anything, but his fucking fingerprints were everywhere, and the murder weapon was in the street in front of his... 0.97
01:35:11.000 You know what I mean? 0.94
01:35:13.000 There's few dudes where you always know where they're coming from, you know?
01:35:17.000 And I think...
01:35:18.000 Having people like that in your life is one of the most important things.
01:35:22.000 It's more important than what you do for a living.
01:35:25.000 The most important thing is you've got to cultivate great friendships.
01:35:29.000 Because then once you cultivate great friendships, you each get better at everything else while you're involved.
01:35:37.000 In a friendship with someone who's also getting better.
01:35:39.000 I think my comedy right now, I've never felt better about it. 0.97
01:35:44.000 And one of the things that I feel really good about it is that I hear Ari is fucking killing it on the road. 1.00
01:35:50.000 I hear Ari packed it in Vancouver and fucking crushed it. 1.00
01:35:53.000 He's headlining all these places that I do. 0.98
01:35:55.000 He's headlining big places.
01:35:57.000 He's doing the comedy works in Denver.
01:35:59.000 I hear that.
01:36:00.000 It's awesome.
01:36:00.000 I take Duncan on the road with me.
01:36:02.000 He goes on stage.
01:36:02.000 He gets standing ovations, dude.
01:36:04.000 When we were in Louisville, Duncan got standing ovations every time.
01:36:08.000 Just walking on stage, they're going nuts and cheering.
01:36:10.000 That makes me feel better about comedy than anything.
01:36:14.000 There's a trick to life, and a big part of it is generosity.
01:36:20.000 The big part of it is appreciation for other people's success.
01:36:24.000 A big part of it is being around other people that are trying to go for success and enhancing each other along the way.
01:36:31.000 Having a group of people that are all doing positive shit and moving forward and doing what they want to do, man, and having it all come together. 0.56
01:36:40.000 Everybody together doing that together, that's all like a big juicy enhancement. 0.79
01:36:44.000 Joey Diaz just got number one on iTunes.
01:36:47.000 He's the number one comedy CD on iTunes, dude.
01:36:50.000 Really?
01:36:50.000 Dude, he called me up.
01:36:52.000 He goes, Joe Rogan, I just want to thank you very much.
01:36:53.000 We're doing this. 1.00
01:36:54.000 We're fucking knocking them dead. 1.00
01:36:55.000 This is just the beginning. 1.00
01:36:56.000 We're laying bitches out. 1.00
01:36:57.000 He was going crazy. 0.99
01:36:58.000 He was full on fired up.
01:37:00.000 Full on fired up.
01:37:01.000 He was on 100% Joey Diaz.
01:37:03.000 That's awesome.
01:37:03.000 He was so excited.
01:37:04.000 Yeah, but how could that have ever happened before he has his podcast? 0.99
01:37:08.000 His podcast, Beauty and the Beast, people love that fucking podcast. 0.95
01:37:12.000 Duncan's podcast, he's killing it on that podcast. 0.99
01:37:15.000 People love Duncan's new podcast.
01:37:18.000 Always podcast. 0.99
01:37:19.000 And all of that shit happens. 0.99
01:37:20.000 It builds us all up. 0.99
01:37:21.000 It helps us all.
01:37:22.000 You need to start a podcast, dude.
01:37:24.000 For sure.
01:37:25.000 You need to do a podcast.
01:37:27.000 Easy.
01:37:27.000 You know what?
01:37:28.000 It's just...
01:37:29.000 It's easy, dude.
01:37:31.000 I don't know, man.
01:37:33.000 You got time. 0.99
01:37:34.000 You should seriously consider it because I think it would blow your fucking seminars through the roof. 0.98
01:37:38.000 It would be a way where you could instantly talk to people, address questions. 0.98
01:37:44.000 It's hard, man.
01:37:45.000 The baby just came.
01:37:46.000 Oh, I hear you, brother.
01:37:47.000 I mean, you don't have to do it right away, but start thinking about it, and then when you get to a position where you get just a couple free hours a week, you know, where you think you might be able to devote to that, Slide on in.
01:37:56.000 Your thing will be a hit right off the bat.
01:37:58.000 Dude, I'm going to do this podcast.
01:37:59.000 This 14-year-old kid does his own podcast and he does it all on KISS. Every podcast.
01:38:05.000 He got into KISS in 2008. I got into KISS in 1978. And he's a KISS fucking maniac.
01:38:14.000 I'm going to do his podcast in a week. 1.00
01:38:16.000 And I heard one of his podcasts and he's like a little genius.
01:38:19.000 He's 14 years old, running a show.
01:38:20.000 He's the host.
01:38:21.000 He's like a little baby Howard Stern.
01:38:22.000 You didn't meet him at a park, did you?
01:38:24.000 No, I met him through Twitter.
01:38:28.000 Did you have a van?
01:38:31.000 No, you haven't.
01:38:32.000 That's cool.
01:38:33.000 I think about it every now and then, but I don't mind the way my life is right now.
01:38:42.000 I hear what you're saying.
01:38:43.000 I like my life the way it is.
01:38:44.000 And if I added a show, then I'd be forced to talk all the time.
01:38:49.000 I like just being a guest every now and then.
01:38:51.000 I like it.
01:38:52.000 Then everything stays fresh.
01:38:54.000 I don't know about trying to keep it together.
01:38:56.000 Are you going to be involved, do you think, in a bloody Twitter war tonight with pro 9-11 people?
01:39:02.000 I love those guys.
01:39:03.000 Those guys are awesome.
01:39:05.000 That building was on fire!
01:39:09.000 It's proven!
01:39:10.000 Look!
01:39:11.000 Look, here's a link!
01:39:11.000 It was on fire!
01:39:12.000 Those guys are hilarious.
01:39:14.000 There's a lot of smart people on that side.
01:39:15.000 There's a lot of smart people that don't think that it was an inside job.
01:39:19.000 Look, I reserve my right to not form an opinion on that. 0.96
01:39:26.000 And I just look at all of it and I go, yeah, there's certainly some fuckery afoot. 0.99
01:39:29.000 That Donald Rumpfeld thing is crazy. 0.99
01:39:32.000 That's really crazy.
01:39:32.000 That's not even Tower 7!
01:39:34.000 That's not even Tower 7!
01:39:36.000 How amazingly coincidental.
01:39:37.000 Just if that happened alone, if that happened without the towers, you would be like, wait a minute, what?
01:39:43.000 But because the towers went down too, it was almost like there was so much chaos in one day, they got away with that Pentagon.
01:39:50.000 It's perfect.
01:39:50.000 It's really, if you wanted to steal $2 trillion in money, if they really did steal that much money, I mean, wow.
01:39:57.000 Would that not be the greatest jacking in the history of humanity?
01:40:01.000 If they really did pull that off, and all of that was just designed...
01:40:05.000 To cover up their jacking of the records in the Pentagon.
01:40:08.000 And then they said, well, you know what? 1.00
01:40:09.000 While we're at it, let's just go to war with Iraq and take their shit. 1.00
01:40:13.000 Boom! 1.00
01:40:14.000 I mean, if they just decided, like, we got this, dude.
01:40:18.000 Everybody's on our side.
01:40:19.000 There's American flags everywhere. 1.00
01:40:21.000 Let's just run with this shit. 1.00
01:40:22.000 Let's run with it. 1.00
01:40:22.000 And they just ran with it. 1.00
01:40:24.000 They're just stormtrooping. 0.97
01:40:25.000 Crazy. 0.90
01:40:26.000 Taking money on CNN. And it's real, man. 0.94
01:40:29.000 This is real.
01:40:30.000 This is really happening with real people and real bullets in 2012. Scary shit, man. 1.00
01:40:38.000 It's amazing. 1.00
01:40:39.000 Scary.
01:40:39.000 How do you trust a government like that?
01:40:41.000 How does Obama become that guy?
01:40:43.000 He's like only a few years older than me.
01:40:46.000 That freaks me out.
01:40:47.000 How does a guy who grew up essentially in the same era as me and who grew up around a lot of leftists and a lot of like...
01:40:54.000 He grew up around...
01:40:56.000 He knew some dude or something.
01:40:57.000 I believe he was a professor who was from the Weather Underground, that radical group.
01:41:01.000 Obama's perfect.
01:41:03.000 Obama's perfect.
01:41:04.000 Think about it. 1.00
01:41:04.000 George W. Bush fucked up so hard. 1.00
01:41:08.000 The only way they were going to keep the power, the people were about to fucking say, fuck this revolution. 1.00
01:41:14.000 Let's give them Obama. 1.00
01:41:15.000 Calm them down.
01:41:16.000 That was perfect. 1.00
01:41:18.000 We'll fucking take all this shit and we'll drop Obama on them. 1.00
01:41:22.000 Calm them down. 1.00
01:41:23.000 They're buying another eight years, maybe longer.
01:41:26.000 Dude, that was all perfect.
01:41:28.000 And look, who did Obama run against? 0.99
01:41:30.000 A dude who was almost dead and some crazy chick. 0.98
01:41:33.000 It was perfect. 0.99
01:41:35.000 It really is ridiculous. 0.88
01:41:37.000 Whoever was putting this together, they're probably laughing in the writing rooms. 1.00
01:41:40.000 They're probably fucking busting up. 0.98
01:41:43.000 Whose idea was Sarah Palin? 0.99
01:41:45.000 That dude probably got like a million dollar bonus from some Illuminati guy.
01:41:51.000 Meanwhile, she probably could win.
01:41:54.000 If there was a sensible person who was a real powerful Republican and he was the president and he wanted her as a vice president, at this point in time, she might actually be able to get in.
01:42:05.000 She's become such a public celebrity. 1.00
01:42:08.000 And there's enough stupid people out there that don't even see what's going on. 1.00
01:42:11.000 They're just flowing right with it. 1.00
01:42:12.000 And if they could just coach her, if she would take some coaching, apparently she's not that good at taking coaching, which is one of the problems with her. 1.00
01:42:18.000 She became a maverick.
01:42:20.000 She's out there on her own, getting crazy, telling the people what she really thinks.
01:42:26.000 She became a celebrity.
01:42:28.000 Isn't that amazing? 0.99
01:42:29.000 This is all ridiculous, man. 0.99
01:42:29.000 This is insane, this beautiful. 0.99
01:42:31.000 It's a movie.
01:42:32.000 It's like, you know, it really supports the theory that we're living inside some sort of a computer-generated reality.
01:42:38.000 The more preposterous things happen...
01:42:40.000 Preposterous! 0.99
01:42:41.000 That's ridiculous. 0.99
01:42:42.000 The more silly things happen in the news like that, the more just ridiculous scenarios play out over and over again, the more you've got to just question... 1.00
01:42:51.000 Could you imagine if it really does turn out that this whole thing is bullshit? 0.98
01:42:55.000 And you wake up one day and you and your friends just shot up with some weird electronic drug that takes you on some 40 year journey and then brings you back. 0.97
01:43:05.000 Because of the dimension.
01:43:06.000 Yeah.
01:43:07.000 Yeah.
01:43:07.000 Brings you back and to you it was only a few minutes of time.
01:43:12.000 Yeah.
01:43:13.000 And that's your whole life.
01:43:14.000 Man, anything's possible, man.
01:43:16.000 Could you imagine how weird that would be?
01:43:17.000 Life is a series of re-expanding and contracting little existences like that that take place a full lifetime inside of ten minutes.
01:43:27.000 You're born with only two skills.
01:43:29.000 Only two. 1.00
01:43:30.000 Fucking screaming and the sucking muscles in your mouth are so developed. 1.00
01:43:36.000 You're born... 1.00
01:43:37.000 You have no control. 1.00
01:43:38.000 Your fucking head. 1.00
01:43:39.000 You don't know what the hell you're doing with your arms. 1.00
01:43:40.000 Your muscles are nowhere near being developed.
01:43:42.000 Your legs are just kind of flopping around. 0.98
01:43:44.000 But those sucking muscles... 0.96
01:43:46.000 Fully developed.
01:43:47.000 And the vocal cords developed.
01:43:49.000 You would think a baby would come out with weak vocal cords and they couldn't scream. 1.00
01:43:52.000 How the fuck are they screaming so goddamn loud? 1.00
01:43:54.000 That's some developed shit. 1.00
01:43:56.000 It's like you come in with two powers, right? 1.00
01:43:58.000 You come in, okay, you're going to get sucking. 0.99
01:44:00.000 Everyone comes in with just sucking and screaming. 0.99
01:44:03.000 That's it. 0.88
01:44:03.000 Can't feed yourself at all. 0.88
01:44:04.000 Some dudes, I'm going to go in no fucking sucking, no screaming. 1.00
01:44:07.000 I'm going to figure this shot out. 1.00
01:44:09.000 Dude, it's dangerous, bro.
01:44:11.000 It's dangerous.
01:44:12.000 Yeah, does any baby ever come out and go, sup?
01:44:14.000 Sup?
01:44:14.000 I'm here.
01:44:15.000 Sup?
01:44:16.000 How's everybody doing?
01:44:17.000 Yeah.
01:44:18.000 I mean, there's a, I don't know if you call it a movement or what it is, but there's people out there that believe in indigo children.
01:44:28.000 Do you know what this is?
01:44:29.000 Have you looked into it?
01:44:30.000 No. 1.00
01:44:31.000 Supposedly, this is like some crazy ass new age shit. 1.00
01:44:35.000 That there are children that are born nowadays that are super smart, like right when they're born. 1.00
01:44:42.000 They're super enlightened. 0.96
01:44:44.000 This is probably all bullshit, but if you go on YouTube, type in indigo children, and they're like super brilliant, enlightened kids. 0.99
01:44:53.000 They're called autistic. 0.99
01:44:54.000 I don't know, maybe.
01:44:55.000 Maybe it's a form of autism.
01:44:56.000 This is certainly a little bit of that, right?
01:44:57.000 Maybe.
01:44:58.000 Maybe.
01:44:58.000 I don't know, but...
01:45:00.000 I've never met a genius autistic kid. 1.00
01:45:02.000 Isn't it crazy?
01:45:03.000 I think that they all are.
01:45:05.000 If you look at any of these movies, definitely Wapner, definitely Wapner, but they always have this memory where they can always remember a thousand things.
01:45:13.000 They're almost like on a... 0.97
01:45:14.000 What if they're a step past us and they're just not into all the gossip and bullshit of normal day lives, but yet they're fucking figuring out Right. 0.89
01:45:23.000 Well, you know, at a certain point in time, the question becomes, is all of our emotions and all of our caveman ideas and genetics, is all that really going to be effective? 0.96
01:45:32.000 Do we need all these crazy emotions?
01:45:33.000 Do we need all this weird way of interacting with each other?
01:45:36.000 After a while, can that become something else?
01:45:39.000 And it could become something that's maybe more effective mathematically?
01:45:42.000 And something that's maybe just not as inclined to be swayed by emotion, you know, that it's just like a little detached, a little detached from the human experience, but much more elevated in a certain way.
01:45:53.000 I mean, we look at it like it's a disease, but on some of them, maybe it's not, you know?
01:45:57.000 Look at the language.
01:45:58.000 Look how we're texting back and forth, how we're twittering.
01:46:01.000 We're not even using real words anymore.
01:46:02.000 This in 20 years is autism.
01:46:04.000 Yeah, that's a really good point.
01:46:06.000 Because if you think about how much is lost in a text message, man, the only people that I like texting with are people that I'm already close with.
01:46:14.000 Because then, you know, I could, you know, if you text me, where are you at? 1.00
01:46:17.000 I'm inside your mother's pussy. 1.00
01:46:18.000 You know, you could... 1.00
01:46:19.000 Yeah.
01:46:20.000 We laugh at each other, you know what I mean?
01:46:22.000 You could joke around.
01:46:23.000 We're all going to be autistic holograms in the future. 1.00
01:46:26.000 That is really possible.
01:46:27.000 We're going to be like Tupac at Coachella.
01:46:29.000 Tupac looks like he's been doing MMA. Maybe he's been training with Pablo Popovich.
01:46:33.000 Maybe he's been doing Pablo Popovich's strength and conditioning routine because he looked yoked.
01:46:38.000 Yeah, in 1980. His clothes were all just cheesy old 90s clothes or 80s clothes.
01:46:43.000 How did they do that?
01:46:44.000 Did they use actual footage of him and just make holograms of that?
01:46:48.000 I don't know.
01:46:48.000 I think they just used $10 million.
01:46:50.000 How long has Coachella been around for?
01:46:53.000 Wow, that's where...
01:46:54.000 15 years?
01:46:55.000 Was Tupac alive when Coachella was around?
01:46:57.000 Did he ever play at Coachella?
01:46:58.000 No, I'm not sure.
01:47:00.000 Well, this Tupac was saying, What's up, Coachella?
01:47:04.000 So was that an actor?
01:47:05.000 Yeah, I think the whole thing was an actor.
01:47:07.000 The whole thing was like a fake Tupac?
01:47:09.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:47:09.000 That was CGI and that was...
01:47:11.000 Someone else's voice.
01:47:12.000 Ew! 0.98
01:47:13.000 There's something creepy about it.
01:47:14.000 His voice is easy to copy.
01:47:15.000 He's got a very distinctive voice.
01:47:17.000 The band Gorillaz, I don't know if you know anything about Gorillaz, how that's not a real band.
01:47:20.000 They've actually been doing this for a while using holograms.
01:47:23.000 Their latest one, I guess, is...
01:47:25.000 I don't know if it's out yet or not, but they were going to be doing the same kind of technology as this, but where they go out into the crowd.
01:47:32.000 They have a walkway where fashion models use, where their band members will walk out and...
01:47:39.000 In hologram style.
01:47:41.000 Soon you could record one concert, bam, you go home.
01:47:46.000 They just use holograms.
01:47:48.000 What's the coolest thing about this is that it exists and that even though the price tag for it was $10 million...
01:47:54.000 But seeing a movie for your first time back in whenever, the 20s or 30s, a silent movie, you used to be like, wow, look at this amazing thing!
01:48:01.000 And now you have it on your phone.
01:48:03.000 So the cool thing about this technology is that you know it will be coming to us in a cheaper way and form factor somehow.
01:48:09.000 And we're all going to be Star Wars-ing around with our Princess Leia's telling us to help somebody.
01:48:13.000 Help me, Obi-Wan.
01:48:14.000 You're my only hope.
01:48:15.000 Yeah. 0.99
01:48:16.000 Yeah, no shit. 0.99
01:48:17.000 And that was terrible technology. 1.00
01:48:18.000 Princess Leia looked like shit. 1.00
01:48:20.000 That's going to fucking bring porn back big! 1.00
01:48:22.000 Yeah. 0.99
01:48:23.000 Can you imagine that?
01:48:24.000 Wolf Blitzer.
01:48:24.000 Or ex-girlfriends.
01:48:25.000 Wolfram ex-girlfriends.
01:48:27.000 Wolf Blitzer.
01:48:31.000 Would that be considered cheating?
01:48:33.000 No.
01:48:33.000 If you had holograms and you just like...
01:48:35.000 Well, you can't fuck a hologram, so no, it's not cheating. 0.99
01:48:37.000 Yeah, but it would be like having old photos of your girlfriend. 1.00
01:48:39.000 You fuck a hologram, but you use the fleshlight. 1.00
01:48:41.000 Hmm. 1.00
01:48:42.000 Maybe.
01:48:43.000 Hmm.
01:48:43.000 But the hologram is just a video thing.
01:48:45.000 You're not going to be able to touch it.
01:48:46.000 But you use the fleshlight.
01:48:47.000 You'd have to hold on to the fleshlight and you could put the hologram right on you like she's lap dancing and you jack the fleshlight.
01:48:53.000 You're better off just getting real close to it and looking at it.
01:48:59.000 I think it'll work. 0.97
01:49:00.000 Or you take an ugly chick, put her inside a hologram, and the hologram moves to her. 0.99
01:49:10.000 She controls it. 1.00
01:49:11.000 So she has a thin layer of a hologram around that ugly body. 1.00
01:49:15.000 You might be able to hologram your face. 0.99
01:49:16.000 Oh, that's a hologram.
01:49:18.000 That's true.
01:49:19.000 Good point.
01:49:20.000 Can you imagine that? 1.00
01:49:21.000 You hologram some fucking beautiful person right on your face. 1.00
01:49:24.000 Makeup's going to be a hologram in the future. 1.00
01:49:27.000 Hell yeah.
01:49:27.000 That'd be cool.
01:49:28.000 Have you seen it without a hologram?
01:49:31.000 You could put your whole face on.
01:49:33.000 You could put a different face on.
01:49:34.000 Imagine going out and you're talking to a girl and you see a little disturbance. 1.00
01:49:40.000 Oh shit. 1.00
01:49:41.000 Goddamn hologram. 1.00
01:49:42.000 Fuck! 1.00
01:49:43.000 A lot of times you can go fuck a hologram. 1.00
01:49:45.000 The only thing is your dick, the first half an inch of our lips is transparent. 1.00
01:49:50.000 You can see through it as your dick goes through it. 1.00
01:49:52.000 What's going on here? 1.00
01:49:53.000 What's really in here?
01:49:54.000 It's really a dude.
01:49:55.000 It's a lot of dudes.
01:49:57.000 I have something to tell you. 0.99
01:49:59.000 That's my butt. 0.99
01:50:00.000 Pretty cool, like, being able to change clothes, you know, like, I want a suit. 0.99
01:50:05.000 Yeah, you just walk around naked with a hologram on. 1.00
01:50:08.000 I mean, what the fuck, man? 1.00
01:50:10.000 There's a lot of places where that might actually be, like, that might feel nice. 1.00
01:50:13.000 Dude, big hologram dicks. 0.97
01:50:15.000 Dude, that would be huge, right? 0.99
01:50:18.000 Girls would go to grab it and fall forward. 1.00
01:50:20.000 Where is it?
01:50:26.000 Try to grab it and fall on your face.
01:50:28.000 It's a dog. 0.98
01:50:30.000 That's a fucking interesting idea that we could eventually change the actual visual appearance of things. 0.98
01:50:36.000 You know, that we could do it. 0.96
01:50:37.000 Like, have you ever seen those walls?
01:50:39.000 There's, like, a certain kind of wallpaper that they have that has, like, lights and, yeah, like, e-paper?
01:50:45.000 What is it?
01:50:45.000 And it changes?
01:50:46.000 Yeah.
01:50:47.000 Like, what is it?
01:50:48.000 You turn it on, and, like, what does it do exactly?
01:50:50.000 Well, it pretty much is, like, a foldable LCD screen where you'll be able to, like, in the future, I don't know what that one is, but the technology's out where...
01:50:58.000 Eventually we'll have walls where that will be a screen.
01:51:01.000 And you can turn it onto a texture or a color of a wall.
01:51:04.000 You can turn on a TV on the wall.
01:51:06.000 You can make windows where we'll be able to Skype in one corner and on the other side have a fireplace. 1.00
01:51:12.000 Minority Report type shit. 0.99
01:51:14.000 That's happening, man. 1.00
01:51:15.000 That's on the way, bro. 0.70
01:51:17.000 Isn't it weird how we've got fat and ugly mastered? 0.96
01:51:20.000 Like, you can make someone look fat and ugly, but they can't do good looking. 0.94
01:51:24.000 What do you mean? 0.52
01:51:25.000 Fake good looking?
01:51:25.000 Like, you know, like Big Mama's House?
01:51:27.000 Oh, right, right, right.
01:51:28.000 You know, the fat suits?
01:51:29.000 Yeah.
01:51:30.000 What if fat became hot, like, in 20 years?
01:51:32.000 It probably would happen. 1.00
01:51:33.000 And dudes are getting fat suits and shit? 1.00
01:51:35.000 It used to be. 1.00
01:51:36.000 It used to be for girls. 1.00
01:51:38.000 It used to be a sign of her being from wealth. 1.00
01:51:41.000 Yeah. 0.95
01:51:41.000 Because she could fatten her ass up while everybody else was starving to death. 0.95
01:51:44.000 Plus she was warmer. 0.99
01:51:45.000 Yeah.
01:51:45.000 Imagine back then.
01:51:47.000 Back then all you needed was like turkey and fucking all this food on the table and people thought you were rich as fuck. 1.00
01:51:52.000 Like, oh my God. 1.00
01:51:52.000 Look at all the food. 1.00
01:51:53.000 This bitch just keeps eating. 1.00
01:51:55.000 You just keep eating food. 1.00
01:51:56.000 Like, if you're a fat fuck, that was awesome. 1.00
01:51:58.000 It's like, you can just sit around and eat. 1.00
01:52:00.000 There was dark times in this species history where people were just scrounging and scratching, and it got to the point where fat, obese people were sexy because they were desirable. 0.90
01:52:10.000 It's so rare.
01:52:12.000 So rare someone just can lay around and do nothing and eat.
01:52:15.000 I can see that coming back, for sure.
01:52:17.000 Sure.
01:52:18.000 Dark times come, right?
01:52:19.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:52:20.000 I wonder when grabbing chicks by the head and dragging them through the fucking dirt became illegal. 1.00
01:52:25.000 Well, it might be on the way back. 1.00
01:52:27.000 You look at this Chris Brown thing.
01:52:29.000 Chris Brown is a huge star.
01:52:30.000 Beat up Rihanna. 1.00
01:52:31.000 Still a huge star.
01:52:32.000 Again?
01:52:32.000 Bigger star than ever.
01:52:33.000 No, he didn't beat her up again.
01:52:34.000 But you know what I mean?
01:52:35.000 Never really...
01:52:36.000 I mean, people...
01:52:37.000 He didn't really hurt his career. 0.68
01:52:39.000 People talk shit about him, but it actually probably made him bigger. 0.92
01:52:41.000 And now they're friends again. 0.99
01:52:42.000 So it's probably getting more acceptable.
01:52:44.000 I don't think you should do it, by the way.
01:52:45.000 There's some people that accuse me of being a misogynist, Brian, online.
01:52:50.000 And I'm so sad.
01:52:51.000 You've always been, ever since I've known you, people think that.
01:52:54.000 It's so sad. 1.00
01:52:56.000 Listen, but if you're a dumb cunt, yeah, I'm a misogynist. 1.00
01:52:59.000 Against dumb cunts only. 1.00
01:53:01.000 But I'm not against, like, regular women. 1.00
01:53:03.000 I like regular women. 1.00
01:53:04.000 Regular women are some of the nicest people I know. 1.00
01:53:06.000 You know, they're not burdened by a lot of the testosterone issues that men have.
01:53:09.000 I don't have any problem with most women. 1.00
01:53:12.000 But dumb dudes, it's the same. 1.00
01:53:13.000 If you don't like dumb dudes and you start shitting on dumb dudes, nobody ever says, you fucking hate dudes. 1.00
01:53:19.000 Exactly. 1.00
01:53:19.000 You hate men. 1.00
01:53:20.000 But if you have any scenario where a chick says something stupid, even if you generalize and say a chick shouldn't be president, I don't think men should give birth either. 1.00
01:53:28.000 Don't get me wrong. 0.99
01:53:29.000 I mean, it's not an even exchange here.
01:53:30.000 But I certainly am not a misogynist by any stretch of the imagination or anything.
01:53:35.000 Just don't filter yourself on sexist. 1.00
01:53:37.000 If somebody's being a fucking idiot, you'll say it's a guy or a girl, and I think that's what it is a lot of times. 1.00
01:53:43.000 I try to be as nice as possible about it, especially now, especially when you're talking to a chick. 1.00
01:53:50.000 A lot of times chicks are a little bit more sensitive to criticism or the potential possibility that you're a mean asshole and you're going to say something mean to her. 1.00
01:53:57.000 I try to be a lot nicer about it. 0.99
01:53:59.000 Are you going to go pee?
01:54:00.000 I'm going to go pee, bro.
01:54:00.000 Alright, good luck with that.
01:54:02.000 No, we're just going to talk about me being a misogynist and a homophobe or something.
01:54:08.000 Neither of those things.
01:54:09.000 I'm no perfect person, but when I tell you my real, true, honest feelings and intentions and how I express them on this podcast...
01:54:16.000 You're definitely not a homophobe at all. 0.84
01:54:18.000 That's silly.
01:54:19.000 I'm neither that nor am I a sexist person. 0.84
01:54:22.000 I try to be real even.
01:54:24.000 There's a lot of things I don't like.
01:54:25.000 Don't get me wrong.
01:54:26.000 I'm not like a person without angst or a person that doesn't get upset at things.
01:54:31.000 I'm certainly not enlightened in any shape or form.
01:54:34.000 But I'm pretty even about what I like and don't like.
01:54:37.000 If you're nice, I like you. 0.98
01:54:38.000 I'm a fucking easygoing guy. 0.94
01:54:40.000 There's a lot of comedians that I don't even... 0.99
01:54:42.000 I can't even watch their act.
01:54:43.000 They're terrible.
01:54:44.000 But if they're nice to me, I'm nice to them.
01:54:46.000 I'm nice to everybody that's nice to me.
01:54:48.000 That's how I treat the world.
01:54:50.000 And if you're a woman and you're nice to me, we're friends.
01:54:52.000 Period.
01:54:52.000 It's that simple.
01:54:54.000 But for whatever reason, if there's ever any conflict of you with a woman...
01:54:59.000 With a woman? 1.00
01:54:59.000 With a woman. 1.00
01:55:00.000 With women and women, folks.
01:55:02.000 If there's any conflict ever and it's documented online, you automatically point to that one moment in time. 1.00
01:55:08.000 Like a woman heckler or a feminist or any of that shit. 1.00
01:55:11.000 The feminist video is a perfect example of me trying to not get into a thing with her. 1.00
01:55:17.000 I didn't want to...
01:55:17.000 I was trying to be nice.
01:55:19.000 I try to be nice always, until you can't be nice anymore, and then you're like, get out of here, bitch. 1.00
01:55:25.000 It's not my preference. 0.99
01:55:26.000 My preference is certainly to be nice.
01:55:28.000 And you too, man.
01:55:29.000 One of the nicest guys I know.
01:55:30.000 One of the cool things about Jiu-Jitsu is that the dudes that do it, generally speaking, are so much more relaxed, ego-wise.
01:55:38.000 You meet so many nice guys. 0.96
01:55:41.000 So many people, when they have their ego in check, when they do jiu-jitsu, it's fucking hard. 0.99
01:55:45.000 It's not easy to go out there and put your ass on the line. 0.99
01:55:48.000 You work all day and you're tired. 1.00
01:55:50.000 Then you go to a fucking jiu-jitsu class, especially when you're a beginner. 1.00
01:55:53.000 That shit is hard as fuck. 1.00
01:55:54.000 You get your ass kicked. 1.00
01:55:55.000 It's terrible. 1.00
01:55:55.000 But if you can get through that gauntlet, if you can get through that, become a blue belt, become a purple belt, there's certain qualities that those guys have about them. 1.00
01:56:03.000 They're just more relaxed.
01:56:04.000 Like Mike Maxwell, the guy who does my poster.
01:56:06.000 Do you see my poster that I did for the Chicago show?
01:56:08.000 No.
01:56:09.000 Dude, this guy's so talented.
01:56:10.000 And he just did another one for me for the Atlanta show.
01:56:13.000 His website's MikeMaxwellArt.com.
01:56:15.000 He's a blue belt.
01:56:17.000 And he trains with Noguera down in San Diego.
01:56:20.000 He's good with graphics.
01:56:21.000 Yeah, great with graphics.
01:56:22.000 Great.
01:56:23.000 Brilliant.
01:56:23.000 Brilliant artist.
01:56:24.000 Designs t-shirts and shit. 0.99
01:56:24.000 But he's got that same sort of personality about him. 0.99
01:56:28.000 He's a great guy.
01:56:29.000 He's easy going because the dude trains.
01:56:31.000 He trains.
01:56:32.000 He gets...
01:56:33.000 He doesn't have any weird insecurity issues like a lot of people have.
01:56:36.000 There's a lot of dudes out there, I think, in not having a martial art.
01:56:40.000 Obviously, I'm extremely biased when I voice this opinion.
01:56:43.000 It's not for everybody.
01:56:44.000 Obviously, I don't think it's for Brian.
01:56:45.000 Everybody's personality is different.
01:56:47.000 Brian has no desire to do any of that stuff.
01:56:49.000 But for a lot of people, they do.
01:56:50.000 But you're not insecure about getting in a situation where you get into a fight with guys.
01:56:55.000 You'll just get out of there.
01:56:56.000 There's a lot of guys who when their manhood is threatened, they want to puff up their chest and they can get in trouble and it's a scary moment for them.
01:57:02.000 I'm an extreme opposite of that.
01:57:04.000 You are.
01:57:04.000 So I don't say it's for everybody.
01:57:05.000 We all have our own paths in life. 0.95
01:57:07.000 But for a lot of people, it can fucking help tremendously. 0.84
01:57:11.000 It's a missing part of our lives. 0.90
01:57:15.000 Our whole body, the system, the way the mind operates is all essentially set up for conflict.
01:57:23.000 We're set up for physical activity, for conflict. 0.99
01:57:26.000 We're set up for figuring out who's the alpha of the chimpanzee, the human thing, whatever the fuck we are. 0.98
01:57:33.000 Every animal has alpha, every primate rather, has like that alpha structure. 0.98
01:57:39.000 And that's what we have too.
01:57:40.000 We have this constant competition.
01:57:41.000 But it doesn't happen.
01:57:43.000 Instead, it manifests itself as business, which is weird and buttoned down with strange clothes and weird rules and no swears.
01:57:51.000 There's a lot of restrictions.
01:57:52.000 There's a lot of suppressing the true instincts of the animal, the human organism.
01:57:58.000 And Jiu-Jitsu allows you to express the true instincts of the animal organism in a safe way that actually you benefit from and you develop character from.
01:58:07.000 You know, and there's a real benefit to that, that obviously you experience, obviously I experience, and you give out when you're teaching Jiu-Jitsu.
01:58:16.000 What you're doing with 10th Planet Jiu-Jitsu, with the website, with mastering the system so you can watch different techniques and learn from them online, what you're doing is you're spreading this incredible tool to become a better human being.
01:58:33.000 You're spreading this incredible tool to help you master your own personal space a little bit better.
01:58:40.000 Look at that, Eddie Bravo.
01:58:42.000 Well, thank you very much, Joe. 0.99
01:58:44.000 Educating bitches. 1.00
01:58:44.000 Thank you. 1.00
01:58:45.000 I appreciate that.
01:58:46.000 You were saying that it's terrible and it's awful in the beginning.
01:58:51.000 You don't mean that.
01:58:52.000 Let me clarify that.
01:58:53.000 He doesn't mean it's terrible like you have just a terrible time.
01:58:56.000 No, no, it's fine.
01:58:57.000 He means terrible like if you started playing a new video game for the first time and you're going one-on-one against people, they would be killing you and it's terrible.
01:59:05.000 You're losing all the time, but no one's really getting hurt.
01:59:07.000 You're not going to get hurt in jujitsu.
01:59:09.000 It's not terrible or you're getting hurt.
01:59:10.000 You might get hurt like...
01:59:12.000 At the same rate as you would play in basketball three times a week. 0.99
01:59:15.000 You're going to fuck your shoulder up. 1.00
01:59:16.000 You might fuck your knee up. 1.00
01:59:18.000 Twist an ankle. 1.00
01:59:19.000 It's the same thing.
01:59:20.000 I've been doing jujitsu 18 years.
01:59:22.000 I never needed surgery.
01:59:24.000 That's pretty amazing.
01:59:25.000 I know a lot of guys like that.
01:59:27.000 Eventually, you can tweak your knee.
01:59:29.000 You might tear an ACL. You might need some surgery.
01:59:32.000 But it's actually super safe.
01:59:35.000 Yeah.
01:59:35.000 When I say terrible, what I really mean is like you're not going to win.
01:59:39.000 That's all it is.
01:59:40.000 It's really fun to learn, though.
01:59:41.000 And before you even spar, you're going to go through drills where you're shown the technique and you execute it on someone who is not resisting.
01:59:48.000 And by learning it that way, you know, you do and put in the repetitions, you eventually absolutely can develop those techniques.
01:59:54.000 The beautiful thing about the techniques of jiu-jitsu is most of them don't even require any real unusual physical attributes.
02:00:02.000 You don't have to be unusually strong.
02:00:04.000 You just have to have leverage and position and a lot of people could apply.
02:00:08.000 A lot of people out there don't even work out.
02:00:10.000 If you taught them a rear naked choke and then you let them put it on you, they could put you to sleep.
02:00:15.000 People don't even work out.
02:00:16.000 They don't even train.
02:00:17.000 The techniques are really that effective.
02:00:20.000 So you'll get better.
02:00:21.000 It's 100% you'll get better.
02:00:22.000 You just have to put in the numbers.
02:00:23.000 And that's one of the things that I really always appreciated about the way you talk about jiu-jitsu is that you are always really humble in that regard.
02:00:32.000 And you always make sure that you let people know that there's nothing unusual about you.
02:00:36.000 You're not a great athlete.
02:00:37.000 This is all just thinking and putting in the numbers and doing the proper technique.
02:00:41.000 And anyone can do it.
02:00:43.000 Children do it.
02:00:44.000 Yeah, children do it. 1.00
02:00:45.000 Old ladies do it. 1.00
02:00:46.000 It's never too late to do it.
02:00:48.000 It doesn't matter if you're 50 or 60, 42. If you want to learn how to subdue someone and put them to sleep scientifically in a very non-violent way, you're doing it with a bunch of nerds.
02:01:02.000 Jiu-jitsu itself is a douchebag filter.
02:01:05.000 We've talked about that before.
02:01:06.000 Douchebags can't handle getting tapped, can't handle losing a game of death.
02:01:10.000 Even though no one gets hurt, their ego gets hurt.
02:01:12.000 So it automatically keeps douchebags out. 0.96
02:01:15.000 That's a few sneak in.
02:01:16.000 Yeah, every now and then they do.
02:01:18.000 But every time I'm on the podcast, we talk about this.
02:01:21.000 I know I'm beating everyone over the head with this, but there's jujitsu everywhere.
02:01:29.000 Practically every city has a jujitsu school.
02:01:31.000 Find a jujitsu school, whether it's no gi or gi.
02:01:34.000 Get into it, because within a year, and time flies, within a year, sometimes even six months, depending on how fast you pick it up, but at the most, a year, you will be able to take an untrained man, a dude who doesn't do jujitsu, obviously, and most people don't, If anything goes wrong at the movie theater with your family, with your kids, with your girlfriend, someone steps up, you will have the confidence to put that guy to sleep and just extinguish the problem.
02:02:00.000 And it gives you so much confidence in not just those type situations, but in everyday situations, in business, in meetings.
02:02:07.000 It just gives you so much confidence knowing if anything goes down, you're safe.
02:02:12.000 Dude, I wonder if they're ever going to be able to come out with a jujitsu dummy that is a robot that works on a computer and knows how to execute moves.
02:02:20.000 Yes. 0.99
02:02:20.000 Like if you, yeah, because if you see like these, I don't know if you'd want to roll with it because it might fucking kill you. 0.99
02:02:24.000 Yeah. 0.99
02:02:25.000 Right?
02:02:25.000 Yeah.
02:02:26.000 Because maybe if they could get it to be like super sensitive, you know, maybe, man, I don't know, man.
02:02:33.000 The way they're doing it now, the robots they have now, they can push them while they're running and they lean over and then rebalance themselves and come back up.
02:02:39.000 They're getting super, super advanced.
02:02:41.000 And I think it's the human body, like the anatomy, they already understand it completely.
02:02:46.000 They know exactly where the bones go.
02:02:48.000 They know if they created some sort of an artificial structure that mimicked bone mass and they figured out a way to power it and move it around.
02:02:54.000 And then figure out a way to make it ultra-sensitive to compression and how much it's squeezing and what position it's in. 0.98
02:03:02.000 And then make it work like a jiu-jitsu fucking fire. 0.98
02:03:05.000 Have a dope guy in your garage. 0.99
02:03:06.000 But it couldn't finish you.
02:03:07.000 It's just you had really good defense.
02:03:09.000 So you worked on your offense. 1.00
02:03:10.000 He's constantly escaping your shit. 1.00
02:03:12.000 You want him to attack a little bit. 1.00
02:03:14.000 Can you imagine that?
02:03:16.000 Scary!
02:03:16.000 You have to calibrate your neck.
02:03:18.000 You know what I mean?
02:03:19.000 You have to calibrate your neck to make sure it doesn't squeeze beyond this point.
02:03:21.000 Ooh, that's scary.
02:03:22.000 Two people a year are going to die.
02:03:24.000 You know that?
02:03:24.000 Two a year at least.
02:03:25.000 The tapping malfunction.
02:03:27.000 But you look, cigarettes kill a lot of people and they're still smoking cigarettes.
02:03:30.000 There'll be people fighting for it.
02:03:31.000 Can you imagine?
02:03:32.000 Yeah, if they're responsible guys, they weren't trained.
02:03:34.000 That would be the argument.
02:03:36.000 We would say, listen, man, cigarettes kill 400,000 people every year.
02:03:38.000 A few dudes got jacked by their jiu-jitsu dummy.
02:03:41.000 All right, I'm not getting jacked by mine.
02:03:42.000 And you could buy one if you're really a lokester.
02:03:44.000 You could buy a black belt one. 1.00
02:03:46.000 And it's talking shit as you take it out of the box. 1.00
02:03:48.000 Like, really, bitch? 1.00
02:03:49.000 You think you're ready for this? 1.00
02:03:50.000 Really, bitch? 1.00
02:03:51.000 Can you imagine? 1.00
02:03:53.000 Well, you could get a white belt one and just fucking strangle it. 1.00
02:03:55.000 Or you can get, like, different kind of athletes, like a 190-pound football player, like one of those ridiculously powerful and explosive defensive end dudes. 0.98
02:04:03.000 How big would a defensive end be?
02:04:06.000 285 pounds.
02:04:07.000 How about that?
02:04:08.000 How about a 285 pound one?
02:04:10.000 And you only attack it.
02:04:11.000 It only does defense. 1.00
02:04:13.000 You just gotta attack that fucking thing. 1.00
02:04:15.000 It's constantly trying to peel you off of it. 1.00
02:04:17.000 But it gets tired like a 280 pound man too.
02:04:20.000 Maybe it only has like a certain...
02:04:22.000 They calculate its anaerobic capacity.
02:04:24.000 Like if its muscles are like Bob Sapp style big, you just gotta figure out how to ride it.
02:04:28.000 But it won't ever spike you on your head like Bob Sapp would.
02:04:31.000 Nice.
02:04:32.000 It's possible, right?
02:04:34.000 I think maybe by 2023. I wonder if anybody ever bought a gay reel doll to use it as a jiu-jitsu dummy. 0.98
02:04:43.000 They'd be like, yeah, I'm just choking. 0.82
02:04:45.000 It's very realistic. 1.00
02:04:46.000 I don't like, you know, I mean, when I do choke it, I fuck it. 0.99
02:04:50.000 But that's, listen, this is the survival of the fittest. 0.99
02:04:54.000 Have they made massive advancements with the RealDoll?
02:04:57.000 Because Howard Stern used to push that 20 years ago.
02:05:00.000 The RealDoll must be amazing, or did they plateau?
02:05:03.000 That's a good question.
02:05:05.000 The biggest problem is that they are definitely better now.
02:05:09.000 There's actually companies that make RealDoll knockoff.
02:05:12.000 They're the same technology as RealDoll, but they do better.
02:05:14.000 Every year?
02:05:15.000 Do they keep getting better?
02:05:16.000 Are there real doll conventions?
02:05:18.000 We had a guy on one of our shows, Naughty showed a Christmas roast video and they had a couple of real dolls there and they were awesome looking. 0.97
02:05:26.000 But then the vagina, which felt like a fleshlight ripoff. 1.00
02:05:31.000 Like, it wasn't as good. 0.97
02:05:32.000 It's like you're reviewing an iPhone right now, like the latest iPhone. 0.97
02:05:36.000 So for fucking, I don't think it's there. 0.87
02:05:38.000 Like, I really do think, like, the flashlight's one of the best feeling, because they're patented rubber and stuff like that. 1.00
02:05:44.000 You put a fucking flashlight inside one. 0.97
02:05:46.000 Like, you've got to put one in there, right? 0.99
02:05:48.000 So you don't have to clean the whole thing.
02:05:50.000 Yo, they have tranny ones. 0.97
02:05:51.000 Look at this.
02:05:52.000 Tranny what? 0.91
02:05:53.000 They have tranny real dolls. 1.00
02:05:55.000 They have a real doll that's a girl with a dick. 1.00
02:05:58.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:05:58.000 It looks like her bush is shaped in the Tap Out logo. 1.00
02:06:01.000 Oh my god.
02:06:03.000 That's hilarious.
02:06:05.000 Are people watching this?
02:06:07.000 No, they can't see it.
02:06:08.000 Are you sure that's real?
02:06:09.000 That's not fake?
02:06:09.000 No, go to realdoll.com and look at SheMail001.
02:06:14.000 Throw that up on there.
02:06:14.000 How much is that?
02:06:16.000 Oh, we can't put it on Ustream.
02:06:17.000 Jesus Christ, what am I talking about?
02:06:19.000 Listen, don't listen to me.
02:06:20.000 This is completely illegal.
02:06:21.000 Did you get shut down?
02:06:22.000 Ustream shut you down?
02:06:23.000 Yeah, well, here's the thing.
02:06:25.000 It's cool that you talked about this.
02:06:27.000 Ustream is a business.
02:06:29.000 They have advertisers, and while they've been nice enough to take the advertising off our shows and stuff like that, They do have to kind of have this kind of policy, you know.
02:06:38.000 Yeah, about content.
02:06:40.000 Yeah, one of the policies is, believe it or not, marijuana use, any kind of drug use.
02:06:46.000 While it might be legal in California, showing us to take bongs and stuff like that.
02:06:50.000 So is it from the Ice House Chronicles?
02:06:51.000 It's from a couple of things.
02:06:54.000 Ice House Chronicles.
02:06:55.000 There was a naughty show that I just put up today where there was a quick nudity where the girl took off her clothes and I grabbed the camera right at the last second and I think there was a little bit of nudity in that show. 0.99
02:07:06.000 But still, I pulled the video immediately when that happened so no one else could see it.
02:07:11.000 But I still think there's a lot of people that watch this that marijuana would bug Kodak or Ford if they were a sponsor. 0.93
02:07:19.000 They're not going to be like, why are you Why are we sponsoring, like, fucking bong hits and stuff? 0.97
02:07:23.000 Eddie Brown would just say the government planned 9-11. 0.97
02:07:26.000 Yeah.
02:07:27.000 That would be okay.
02:07:29.000 It's fishy.
02:07:29.000 So, I mean, it's totally understandable, so I just got to remember that for future use.
02:07:34.000 But luckily, you know, Brad is a good buddy of ours, so he hooked me back up.
02:07:39.000 Did he tell you to delete those or anything?
02:07:41.000 No, I just pulled them.
02:07:43.000 I already had them pulled.
02:07:44.000 I think it was just automatic.
02:07:45.000 So people want to watch those on Vimeo?
02:07:47.000 Yeah, Vimeo.
02:07:48.000 Just go to deathsquad.tv.
02:07:50.000 Deathsquad.tv on Vimeo.
02:07:52.000 Yeah, that's a tricky situation.
02:07:54.000 Yeah, I can see that.
02:07:56.000 There's a lot of parts of this country where they have archaic marijuana laws.
02:07:59.000 Like, we can sit there and do shots on camera and there's no problem at all.
02:08:02.000 Right.
02:08:02.000 We might have to limit it to a drinking room.
02:08:05.000 Vimeo has no rules?
02:08:07.000 You can put any music you want on?
02:08:08.000 No, they have rules.
02:08:09.000 It's just they're a little bit more lenient because you're paying for it and there's no advertising involved.
02:08:14.000 Vimeo is more of a paid service where you can have a director and you can have a short movie that has nudity in it and most likely you're going to be fine because it's kind of artsy.
02:08:22.000 What about music?
02:08:24.000 No, I wouldn't say you could use anyone's music, but the laws on music are really fucking weird anyways.
02:08:30.000 They tell you do not use any music, but if you're talking over music and it's in a background, does that count?
02:08:37.000 Who knows?
02:08:38.000 A lot of gray areas for that.
02:08:41.000 I'm going to Giorgio Tsoukalos' site to look at his new clothes.
02:08:45.000 Oh, dude.
02:08:45.000 He's got the greatest shirt ever.
02:08:47.000 Where is he?
02:08:47.000 He's got a purple shirt that has his face in white, really big, with his hair.
02:08:51.000 You know, his hair's bigger than ever.
02:08:53.000 And it says Tsoukalicious. 0.99
02:08:55.000 Oh, my goodness.
02:08:56.000 No, he doesn't.
02:08:57.000 Giant.
02:08:57.000 Purple shirt.
02:08:57.000 Oh, my God.
02:08:58.000 I'm looking at it.
02:08:59.000 It's the greatest shirt ever.
02:09:00.000 I would wear that on the podcast, Giorgio. 1.00
02:09:02.000 You gotta get me one of these, you silly bitch. 1.00
02:09:04.000 Look at this. 1.00
02:09:05.000 Oh, yeah.
02:09:06.000 Tsoukalicious. 1.00
02:09:07.000 Hey, he's running with it, man.
02:09:08.000 He's running with that whole UFO thing, dude.
02:09:12.000 He's really funny on 4chan.
02:09:14.000 Have you ever seen him?
02:09:14.000 He goes on 4chan?
02:09:15.000 No, no, no.
02:09:16.000 Oh, the memes.
02:09:19.000 Did 4chan get someone killed?
02:09:21.000 Probably.
02:09:22.000 Is that true?
02:09:22.000 I guess.
02:09:23.000 Hell.
02:09:24.000 You didn't hear about this?
02:09:25.000 No, I didn't.
02:09:25.000 Some fire-related thing?
02:09:27.000 Someone said that it was on, but it could be totally a troll.
02:09:31.000 Probably is.
02:09:32.000 Who knows?
02:09:32.000 But I wouldn't...
02:09:33.000 I could believe that.
02:09:35.000 I mean, 4chan's just a collection of people.
02:09:38.000 It's a question.
02:09:39.000 Did 4chan get someone killed is the question.
02:09:42.000 I love 4chan and Anonymous.
02:09:46.000 Yeah, I do too.
02:09:47.000 Kisses.
02:09:48.000 I don't know. 1.00
02:09:49.000 I'm reading this off some fucking wonky website. 1.00
02:09:52.000 It could be totally horseshit. 1.00
02:09:55.000 They keep busting those dudes, though. 0.95
02:09:57.000 It just said another 4chan user gets busted by the FBI. Oh, that was a while ago, actually.
02:10:04.000 What do those guys do, exactly?
02:10:06.000 4chan guys?
02:10:07.000 Yeah, everyone's terrified of anyone like that. 1.00
02:10:09.000 Anonymous, 4chan, anybody's on the internet who just fucked your shit up, kid. 0.99
02:10:13.000 I don't know what the 4chan guys are. 0.99
02:10:14.000 4chan's a little different.
02:10:15.000 That's just a message.
02:10:16.000 It's a crazy forum, right?
02:10:17.000 It's like the most brutal forum on the whole internet.
02:10:19.000 It's just like a photo board. 1.00
02:10:21.000 It's just fun photos and a lot of creepy sex shit. 1.00
02:10:24.000 But a lot of the internet memes originate there, right? 1.00
02:10:27.000 The lolcats, didn't they originate there?
02:10:30.000 I'm not 100% sure, but yeah.
02:10:31.000 That's the theory, right?
02:10:32.000 The memes are pictures with the text on it.
02:10:35.000 Oh, dude, there's one on my message board. 0.90
02:10:37.000 There's a picture of a dude all fucked up, and he's all bleeding, and on top it says, at first I thought it was a great idea to throw trash into the dolphin pool, but I didn't know Matt Horowitz was standing right behind me. 1.00
02:10:48.000 He's all fucking jacked. 0.99
02:10:51.000 That's funny. 1.00
02:10:52.000 That's hilarious.
02:10:53.000 Those are great, man.
02:10:54.000 Internet, like, random internet comedy that comes out of some of those things.
02:10:58.000 Some are so fun, man.
02:11:00.000 They're so fun.
02:11:01.000 Some really hilarious things have been created.
02:11:04.000 The Suculose ones, I'm not saying it's aliens, but it was aliens.
02:11:09.000 There's, like, so many of them. 0.99
02:11:10.000 With him and his fucking hair all crazy and the meme is an alien meme. 0.99
02:11:14.000 Some of those are so funny, dude. 1.00
02:11:16.000 There's some funny fucking people out there that are trapped in regular jobs. 0.99
02:11:20.000 Yep. 0.97
02:11:21.000 I'm hoping that's what America, that's what's going to be our next industry. 0.58
02:11:25.000 Funny shit we produce on the internet where eventually people figure out how to make a living just completely straight from the internet, creating either podcasts or web series or different things they do. 0.98
02:11:34.000 There's a lot of funny fucking dudes out there. 0.99
02:11:37.000 Definitely for entertainment. 0.99
02:11:38.000 This is the best time in the whole entire world.
02:11:41.000 Ever.
02:11:41.000 Like if you're a musician.
02:11:43.000 By the way, Honey Honey's new video that we're in, it comes out Thursday.
02:11:47.000 Oh.
02:11:48.000 And I think it's going to be on ifc.com or something like that.
02:11:51.000 Honeyhoneyband.com.
02:11:51.000 We're in a music video, bro.
02:11:53.000 Really? 0.99
02:11:53.000 Yeah, I was air guitar and playing with my butt. 0.99
02:11:56.000 Yeah, I was playing with his butt. 1.00
02:11:57.000 Nice. 1.00
02:11:59.000 No, we were just standing around looking like retards, really. 0.96
02:12:02.000 We were hanging out at a party. 0.83
02:12:03.000 We were at a date.
02:12:04.000 Other people got girls. 0.96
02:12:06.000 Man dates.
02:12:06.000 Yeah, we were on a man date.
02:12:08.000 Just going to reaffirm the haters.
02:12:11.000 Remember when you said to the director, you're like, hey, is it okay if we were just slow dancing or something like that?
02:12:17.000 They kind of talked us out of it.
02:12:18.000 That would have been cool.
02:12:19.000 I know.
02:12:20.000 I thought it would be cool.
02:12:22.000 Yeah, I think they were like, well, that would have been rude, though.
02:12:25.000 We're sending a weird message in the middle of their video.
02:12:27.000 It's not our business to do that. 0.97
02:12:29.000 Turn your video into a gay love-a-thon. 0.95
02:12:33.000 Yeah, they were at Coachella.
02:12:34.000 I listened in my hotel room.
02:12:36.000 I was in Fort Lauderdale.
02:12:37.000 And in the hotel room, I was watching a live Coachella feed on YouTube.
02:12:41.000 It's pretty badass.
02:12:43.000 It's great.
02:12:43.000 You go full screen with it.
02:12:44.000 It's totally HD. It looked amazing.
02:12:46.000 It was really fun.
02:12:48.000 Really, it was fun to watch. 0.99
02:12:50.000 They're fucking killing it out there, man. 0.99
02:12:52.000 They're going to be back next weekend. 1.00
02:12:53.000 Are they?
02:12:55.000 What are they doing this weekend?
02:12:56.000 Coachella again.
02:12:57.000 Oh, really?
02:12:58.000 Yeah.
02:12:58.000 She was on stage and talking about how Suzanne was.
02:13:02.000 The last time she was there, she was selling barbecue at one of the stands.
02:13:07.000 So she was like, you know, barbecue is the route to the stage here at Coachella.
02:13:11.000 Nice.
02:13:12.000 She's so hot. 0.97
02:13:13.000 She's ridiculously talented, too. 0.98
02:13:15.000 Ridiculously.
02:13:16.000 That chick's voice is amazing. 1.00
02:13:18.000 I got a thing online with some fucking dude on the board who just got so cunty about some... 1.00
02:13:23.000 There's this chick named Nikki Blum, I think her name is, and she does that rendition of Linda Ronstadt's You're No Good while inside a van. 1.00
02:13:34.000 Have you heard it?
02:13:35.000 Mm-mm.
02:13:35.000 You haven't seen it?
02:13:36.000 Mm-mm.
02:13:37.000 Dude, you gotta hear this.
02:13:39.000 Just put it on for a couple minutes because it's them singing this song in a van. 0.99
02:13:44.000 And this chick has a fucking incredible voice. 1.00
02:13:48.000 Just Nikki B-L-U-H-M or something like that. 1.00
02:13:51.000 You're no good. 0.95
02:13:52.000 Y-O-U apostrophe. 0.96
02:13:55.000 What did someone say? 1.00
02:13:57.000 He said some dude was Oh, some dude was shitting on it, like, you know, I was saying, you know, how much talent this chick has, and some dude was like, you know, no, that sucks, it's shit, this is better. 1.00
02:14:09.000 I fucking get crazy when people tell me that what you like sucks. 1.00
02:14:14.000 Like, why? 1.00
02:14:15.000 You don't like it, but you can't say it sucks. 1.00
02:14:18.000 That chick can fucking sing, man. 1.00
02:14:20.000 It might not be your style of music. 1.00
02:14:22.000 It might not be something that you would get into.
02:14:24.000 It might not be in the right frequency to tune into it.
02:14:28.000 You might not enjoy that kind of music.
02:14:29.000 But so many people enjoy it.
02:14:31.000 It's the one on the upper left.
02:14:33.000 The other one?
02:14:34.000 Yeah.
02:14:34.000 Nope.
02:14:35.000 Above it.
02:14:35.000 Above it.
02:14:37.000 That one.
02:14:38.000 Are you allowed to play it on your podcast?
02:14:39.000 Yeah, you can play this for a couple seconds.
02:14:41.000 Check it out.
02:14:43.000 One, two, three.
02:14:44.000 They're just driving.
02:14:46.000 I heard this before.
02:14:50.000 Listen to this chick's voice, man.
02:14:52.000 Brian, can you move your arm for a second? 1.00
02:14:54.000 Feeling better now that we're through Feeling better cause I'm over you I learned my lesson, it left a scar Now I see how you really are You're no good, you're no good Damn, that bitch can sing! 1.00
02:15:14.000 Where's she smoking? 1.00
02:15:16.000 I'm gonna say it again. 0.98
02:15:19.000 You're no good, you're no good, you're no good. 0.99
02:15:22.000 Baby, you're no good. 0.55
02:15:24.000 I love that voice, man.
02:15:25.000 Her voice is awesome.
02:15:26.000 That's like soulful, you know?
02:15:28.000 That's a...
02:15:29.000 Smokey.
02:15:30.000 Oh, dude.
02:15:31.000 It's a hot video, man.
02:15:33.000 Cigarettes.
02:15:34.000 Really, it's inspirational, too.
02:15:35.000 I like that they're on their way to a gig and they're just playing in a van, you know, and she's just sitting there with an iPhone and recording it, and it's beautiful, man.
02:15:42.000 There's no special effects.
02:15:44.000 There's no nothing, and it's one of my favorite videos, man.
02:15:46.000 That's a, I don't know what it is, man, but a chick with a badass voice. 1.00
02:15:52.000 It, like, makes my body feel better.
02:15:54.000 It, like, it soothes me.
02:15:56.000 It puts me into a frame of mind that is almost unavailable to me without, like, beautiful girl voices.
02:16:03.000 I love the female voice.
02:16:04.000 It's incredible, right?
02:16:05.000 Sarah McLachlan, that's one of my favorites of the time.
02:16:07.000 Oh, dude. 0.99
02:16:07.000 I was in a pool hall in fucking White Plains, New York, and that first Sarah Palin video, or Sarah Palin, what the fuck's that? 0.99
02:16:16.000 Sarah McLachlan. 0.99
02:16:16.000 when Sarah McLaughlin video came up. - Listen as the wind blows. 0.99
02:16:21.000 How much of a- Possession.
02:16:24.000 Yeah, you know that song. 0.99
02:16:25.000 And I remember looking up and just going, God damn. 0.98
02:16:29.000 And the dude was like, hey, come on, man. 0.99
02:16:30.000 It's your shot.
02:16:31.000 I was like, I didn't even want to play anymore.
02:16:32.000 I wanted to watch that video.
02:16:34.000 I was like, I was hypnotized. 1.00
02:16:35.000 I was like, holy shit. 1.00
02:16:36.000 Live, she kills it every time. 1.00
02:16:38.000 Oh, my God. 0.99
02:16:39.000 Every time, man.
02:16:40.000 Dude, I went to last minute.
02:16:42.000 Sarah McLachlan was playing Hollywood Bowl about a year ago.
02:16:45.000 And I was like, I told my girlfriend, She's playing tonight.
02:16:49.000 I didn't even know.
02:16:50.000 You want to go?
02:16:50.000 It's not sold out.
02:16:52.000 My buddy told me, he goes, dude, it's not sold out.
02:16:53.000 He reminded me you should go.
02:16:54.000 So we went, just showed up.
02:16:56.000 Dude, we're just going to buy any tickets.
02:16:58.000 And some guy comes up and goes, you know anybody who needs two tickets?
02:17:02.000 You know, they were from work that he got.
02:17:04.000 Right, dude, like probably maybe 20 yards from her, right in front of her.
02:17:10.000 Amazing seats.
02:17:11.000 We totally locked out.
02:17:12.000 Right there in the front.
02:17:13.000 And she destroyed the Hollywood Bowl. 1.00
02:17:15.000 She went out there barefoot and she killed it. 1.00
02:17:18.000 She has this background, because obviously on record she does a lot of layers.
02:17:22.000 It's 10 Sarahs, sometimes three, sometimes four.
02:17:25.000 It's a choir of her.
02:17:26.000 But she has this backup singer that sounds just like her. 1.00
02:17:29.000 She's been with her for years.
02:17:30.000 Amazing.
02:17:31.000 She's like a star too.
02:17:32.000 She's the chick who makes Sarah sound good, because she's backing her up.
02:17:35.000 Wow.
02:17:36.000 They're both amazing, man.
02:17:38.000 It's crazy.
02:17:39.000 She's probably like one of the most famous background singers. 1.00
02:17:42.000 No shit. 0.98
02:17:43.000 And is Sarah McLaughlin still touring? 1.00
02:17:45.000 Is she still? 1.00
02:17:46.000 Fuck yeah. 1.00
02:17:47.000 Does she tour a lot? 1.00
02:17:47.000 Fuck. 1.00
02:17:48.000 She just got divorced. 1.00
02:17:49.000 She did?
02:17:50.000 New life. 1.00
02:17:51.000 Oh shit. 0.99
02:17:52.000 Maybe like a year ago or something. 1.00
02:17:53.000 Brian just found his new wife.
02:17:58.000 Fumbling Towards Ecstasy.
02:17:59.000 That album, Fumbling Towards Ecstasy.
02:18:01.000 One of the greatest albums ever, man.
02:18:04.000 That's the one Possessions on.
02:18:05.000 That's track one.
02:18:05.000 That whole album is amazing.
02:18:07.000 Fumbling Towards Ecstasy.
02:18:09.000 Incredible album.
02:18:09.000 She has an insane voice.
02:18:11.000 I really hate that Stupid Pet commercial though, her song using her song in that business. 1.00
02:18:16.000 It really killed her for me. 0.95
02:18:18.000 The song you don't like?
02:18:19.000 Yeah.
02:18:19.000 Yeah, I don't like that song either.
02:18:20.000 There's a lot of songs I'm not really that into.
02:18:22.000 I mean, some albums, she only has one good song the whole album.
02:18:26.000 But I still love her because overall she's got like 15 amazing songs.
02:18:32.000 Even Surfacing had four or five great songs.
02:18:35.000 Are you trying to find out what she looks like, Brian?
02:18:36.000 Yeah.
02:18:37.000 Sarah?
02:18:38.000 She's still hot. 1.00
02:18:40.000 Plus she gets extra talent points.
02:18:42.000 Oh yeah.
02:18:43.000 You should be so honored to be in her presence. 1.00
02:18:44.000 Presence of her vagina. 1.00
02:18:46.000 If she let you into the fold. 1.00
02:18:47.000 I saw her on Valentine's Day. 0.99
02:18:48.000 Can you imagine you're hanging out and she's like serenading to you and shit? 1.00
02:18:52.000 You'd be like a little bitch. 1.00
02:18:53.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:18:54.000 I bought tickets for my girlfriend to see her on Valentine's Day in like 1998 and it was like the hottest thing ever to do.
02:19:00.000 My girlfriend wasn't really even into Sarah McLachlan at all until that show. 0.96
02:19:04.000 She got blown away.
02:19:05.000 It was an amazing show. 0.83
02:19:06.000 She kills everything. 0.75
02:19:07.000 Her voice is never off.
02:19:08.000 She's amazing, effortless, just, you know, angelic voice. 0.89
02:19:13.000 Yeah, I like some songs.
02:19:14.000 I mean, I love the Black Keys.
02:19:15.000 I mean, it doesn't have to be a girl singing, to get me.
02:19:19.000 But there's a certain thing that a girl singing does.
02:19:21.000 It's a different thing.
02:19:22.000 It's a different, like, girl. 1.00
02:19:24.000 Girls can do different things, you know. 1.00
02:19:26.000 They have more octaves they could sing in.
02:19:30.000 Yeah, it's just the way it reacts, or the way your body, rather, reacts to the beautiful harmonic sound of a beautiful female voice.
02:19:40.000 It's like, wow.
02:19:41.000 You know, your whole body just goes, wow.
02:19:43.000 It's an amazing thing what sound can do, dude.
02:19:46.000 When we think about the information that's being transferred between people.
02:19:50.000 You know, the lyrics and the notes and all of it together.
02:19:53.000 And the impact that it has on your whole body and your feeling.
02:19:57.000 I mean, there's songs that give you goosebumps.
02:19:59.000 There's songs that make you want to run up hills.
02:20:01.000 There's songs that...
02:20:02.000 I used to listen to Offspring when I would hit the bag.
02:20:06.000 Because Offspring is like...
02:20:08.000 Everything is like...
02:20:10.000 It makes you work out harder. 1.00
02:20:14.000 You listen to a fucking old Offspring album, that shit will make you work out harder. 1.00
02:20:18.000 The pace is so frenetic. 1.00
02:20:20.000 It makes you just a fucking attack. 0.99
02:20:22.000 There's nothing else that can do that. 0.99
02:20:23.000 No, a guy standing next to you is not going to do that. 0.99
02:20:25.000 There's something about music that's just like fucking... 0.97
02:20:28.000 The band I was in back when I was 18, Resistance, we're a speed metal band, we used to share rehearsal rooms with Offspring. 0.97
02:20:36.000 Yeah, they always used to leave the room smiling like patchouli oil.
02:20:40.000 I couldn't believe it.
02:20:41.000 They got so huge. 0.98
02:20:42.000 Like, holy shit, we used to practice with these guys. 0.99
02:20:44.000 Wow. 0.99
02:20:45.000 It's amazing.
02:20:45.000 Back at DC Sparks in Anaheim.
02:20:49.000 They have some of my favorite workout music ever. 0.99
02:20:51.000 Just fucking for going crazy, berserker style. 0.99
02:20:54.000 Like, for hitting things. 0.99
02:20:56.000 If you want to do rounds on a bag or something, listen to some offspring, it's amazing that really good music can make cardio actually go by. 0.94
02:21:06.000 If you put on a fucking badass album, especially if you smoke a little weed, and a lot of people think that's counterproductive to cardio work, but I say, how dare you? 0.92
02:21:15.000 Look at Nick Diaz. 0.99
02:21:16.000 Yeah, look at Nick Diaz.
02:21:16.000 The guys are super active.
02:21:18.000 Look at Joey Diaz.
02:21:19.000 Still alive and kicking.
02:21:20.000 Nick Diaz, Braulio Estima. 1.00
02:21:22.000 Holy shit. 1.00
02:21:23.000 I know. 0.99
02:21:23.000 That's going to be May 12th, right? 0.99
02:21:24.000 May 13th?
02:21:25.000 May 12th.
02:21:27.000 Where is that fight?
02:21:28.000 There's a World Jiu-Jitsu Expo happening in Los Angeles.
02:21:31.000 I think in Long Beach or something.
02:21:34.000 I'm not sure.
02:21:35.000 Either LA Convention or Long Beach.
02:21:36.000 May 12th, World Jiu-Jitsu Expo.
02:21:40.000 Yeah.
02:21:40.000 And there's going to be a few super fights.
02:21:42.000 A lot of top jiu-jitsu guys are doing seminars like Robert Drysdale.
02:21:46.000 I think Andrea Gavau is doing a drama.
02:21:49.000 All the big dudes.
02:21:50.000 And Braulio Estima, who is arguably the best pound-for-pound jiu-jitsu guy on the planet.
02:21:55.000 Him and Marcelo are right up there.
02:21:57.000 He's going against Nick.
02:21:59.000 Do you know Braley at all?
02:22:01.000 Do you know Braley at all?
02:22:01.000 We've met a couple times.
02:22:02.000 He's been totally cool. 0.99
02:22:03.000 What a fucking great guy he is. 0.97
02:22:05.000 Did you meet him? 0.99
02:22:05.000 I hung out with him in England. 0.99
02:22:06.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:22:07.000 Oh, shit. 1.00
02:22:07.000 Okay. 1.00
02:22:08.000 Yeah, in England.
02:22:08.000 He was doing some translating over there.
02:22:10.000 A couple times I hung out with him.
02:22:11.000 He's a great guy.
02:22:12.000 He's a great guy.
02:22:13.000 So down to earth.
02:22:14.000 He's a really nice guy.
02:22:15.000 We were hanging around talking behind backstage.
02:22:18.000 Like at the weigh-ins at one of the shows. 0.98
02:22:20.000 If you didn't know him, man, you would never assume that this guy is one of the baddest motherfuckers on earth when it comes to jiu-jitsu. 0.96
02:22:25.000 He just seems so friendly and easygoing and so unassuming. 0.95
02:22:29.000 He's going to do MMA as well.
02:22:30.000 Wow. 0.98
02:22:31.000 Dude, he's going to fuck some people up, man. 0.99
02:22:33.000 That jiu-jitsu is nasty. 0.99
02:22:35.000 He's so technical.
02:22:37.000 So good.
02:22:37.000 So what do you think?
02:22:38.000 Nick or Braille?
02:22:39.000 Who knows?
02:22:40.000 It's going to be awesome.
02:22:41.000 I would never say, even if I thought.
02:22:44.000 Listen, I'll tell you something, man.
02:22:46.000 Nick Diaz is the opening to my podcast, so I'll never say anything bad about Nick Diaz. 1.00
02:22:51.000 Braulio Stima's a motherfucker. 0.98
02:22:53.000 But it shows you how ballsy Diaz is. 0.99
02:22:55.000 He's not just taking a super fight against anybody.
02:22:57.000 He's taking a super fight against the best.
02:22:59.000 I mean, he's just jumping in and having an opportunity where he could get submitted easily.
02:23:05.000 He might shock the world.
02:23:07.000 Can you imagine?
02:23:08.000 Could you imagine?
02:23:08.000 It'd be like Triangle, Brawlio.
02:23:10.000 Can you imagine that?
02:23:11.000 Could you imagine?
02:23:11.000 That would be crazy.
02:23:12.000 Especially if he was high as Jesus on a space shuttle.
02:23:15.000 That would definitely make ESPN. Definitely.
02:23:18.000 That's going to have so much coverage. 0.99
02:23:20.000 Nick Diaz is a fucking UFC rock star. 0.97
02:23:23.000 He's going to do a super fight. 0.99
02:23:26.000 They never do that.
02:23:27.000 Hey man, he leg-locked Makako. 0.57
02:23:28.000 He finished Makako.
02:23:29.000 Nick Diaz can finish anybody.
02:23:31.000 If anybody sleeps on Nick Diaz, he can pass people.
02:23:33.000 This is the biggest Jiu-Jitsu match of all time.
02:23:35.000 I think so.
02:23:35.000 This is the biggest jujitsu match of all time.
02:23:39.000 Yeah, because a lot of people thought that Nick Diaz should have got the nod in that fight against Carlos Condit, so that would make him, in their opinion, and that's not just a few.
02:23:48.000 I've said I thought he could have won, but I could see how you could score for Carlos too.
02:23:53.000 I would have leaned towards Nick, but it was a very fucking close fight. 0.78
02:23:56.000 Just say it was a draw. 0.96
02:23:58.000 Let's pretend it was a draw.
02:23:59.000 Or even just a close loss.
02:24:01.000 You're talking about one of the very best guys in MMA going up against the very best guy or one of the very best guys in jiu-jitsu.
02:24:09.000 That never happens.
02:24:10.000 Never.
02:24:10.000 Never.
02:24:10.000 This is the biggest jiu-jitsu match of all time.
02:24:13.000 Strikeforce champion.
02:24:13.000 I mean, when was the last time?
02:24:14.000 I mean, George St. Pierre jumped in and fought in Abu Dhabi in, what was it, 2003?
02:24:18.000 Five.
02:24:19.000 Five?
02:24:19.000 2005?
02:24:20.000 Yeah, right.
02:24:20.000 It was LA, right?
02:24:21.000 Yeah.
02:24:21.000 Yeah, and he jumped in there, too.
02:24:23.000 He wasn't as famous.
02:24:25.000 He wasn't as famous.
02:24:26.000 Not as nifty as it is right now.
02:24:27.000 MMA wasn't as big.
02:24:28.000 This was all pre-Ultimate...
02:24:30.000 No, it wasn't.
02:24:31.000 Was it? 0.93
02:24:31.000 But that took a lot of balls from GSP. He said, fuck it, I'm doing Abu Dhabi. 0.93
02:24:36.000 GSP, he's another guy. 1.00
02:24:37.000 Look how fucking nice that guy is. 0.96
02:24:39.000 Remember hanging out with him? 0.97
02:24:40.000 He's the nicest guy ever.
02:24:41.000 Just such a sweetheart. 0.98
02:24:44.000 So unassuming.
02:24:45.000 Again, same thing.
02:24:46.000 So completely unassuming.
02:24:47.000 The fact that he would even allow me to teach him a kick.
02:24:50.000 That he would waste his time to come down to the gym to work out with me.
02:24:54.000 This is just that he would even try that.
02:24:57.000 It just shows you what a nice guy he is.
02:24:58.000 You know how crazy that video is?
02:25:00.000 You know how crazy?
02:25:01.000 Here we got George St. Pierre.
02:25:05.000 The Michael Jordan of MMA. MMA is the hottest sport on the planet.
02:25:08.000 UFC is the biggest sport on the planet.
02:25:10.000 Or hottest.
02:25:11.000 Rising.
02:25:12.000 Here's George St. Pierre taking spinning back kick lessons from you.
02:25:21.000 Even Bruce Lee doesn't have video like that.
02:25:23.000 There's no Bruce Lee video footage of Bruce showing the baddest fighter on the planet how to kick.
02:25:30.000 You know what I'm saying?
02:25:31.000 There's a lot of things that I'm not that good at. 0.98
02:25:34.000 I'm just saying that video is fucking historic. 0.97
02:25:37.000 Oh, yeah. 0.96
02:25:38.000 What I'm saying is there's not a lot of things.
02:25:39.000 I'm not good at a lot of things, but there's a few things I'm really good at. 0.99
02:25:43.000 I'm really good at kicking shit. 1.00
02:25:45.000 I can kick shit hard. 1.00
02:25:47.000 That's something I've done since I was a little kid. 0.99
02:25:49.000 I've been throwing Taekwondo kicks since I was growing.
02:25:53.000 Since my body was growing.
02:25:55.000 Before YouTube, before the internet where it is today...
02:26:00.000 I knew how hard you kicked, man.
02:26:02.000 I was trying to tell people no one would believe me.
02:26:04.000 I'd say, dude, Joe Rogan kicks harder than anybody I've ever seen.
02:26:08.000 And they're like, dude, whatever, whatever.
02:26:10.000 Nobody believed it. 0.99
02:26:11.000 God damn it. 0.99
02:26:12.000 It's one of those things. 0.99
02:26:13.000 Anybody that just develops, if you spend 10 years working on one specific thing, look how good Marcelo Garcia's rear naked choke is.
02:26:22.000 Why?
02:26:23.000 Because he just hit that over and over and over again and put those numbers.
02:26:26.000 If you look at the way...
02:26:28.000 Jimi Hendrix used to play guitar.
02:26:29.000 Why could he play guitar so good?
02:26:31.000 Because he just hit those numbers over and over and over and over and it became a part of his body.
02:26:36.000 The thing you can learn about someone throwing a crazy spinning back kick is what's possible when someone just dedicates insane hours to one technique over and over and over again. 0.99
02:26:47.000 So my hands were fucking terrible, dude. 0.95
02:26:49.000 Until I was like 20 years old, I had no boxing technique at all. 0.99
02:26:54.000 I didn't develop my hands.
02:26:55.000 I'd learn how to throw straight punches, and I'd learn how to throw hooks, but when I would box with people, I would get killed.
02:27:02.000 My hands were always down low, my chin was up too high, I'd get punched in the face.
02:27:06.000 I used to box with my friend Mike Blythe.
02:27:08.000 He was a former professional boxer, and he used to beat me up.
02:27:11.000 He would make me not be able to kick him and just put the gloves on me. 1.00
02:27:14.000 He'd just kick my ass. 0.99
02:27:15.000 I didn't really know how to use my hands. 1.00
02:27:17.000 Because all that time was just spent developing kicks, developing kicks.
02:27:21.000 But when you're trying to be like a martial arts superstar like George St. Pierre, a mixed martial arts guy, mixed martial arts requires so many different skills.
02:27:30.000 You've got to work on your wrestling.
02:27:31.000 You've got to work on this.
02:27:32.000 You've got to work on that.
02:27:33.000 To develop one technique that takes an incredible amount of time to get really proficient at, like those spinning crazy kicks, those take a long time before you really develop that full body coordination.
02:27:45.000 Like that, the moves in the 360 degree roundhouse kick when you step and run at somebody, those are just like tying a shoelace.
02:27:51.000 It just sinks into place where it just becomes a part of your life.
02:27:55.000 I don't think, okay, now I'm going to step with the left and then I'm going to pivot on the ball on my foot and then put the heel down and then lift the knee up and then kick.
02:28:01.000 I don't even think that.
02:28:02.000 I just go...
02:28:03.000 You just go into it.
02:28:05.000 Like you do when you hit that twister roll.
02:28:07.000 How many times do you hit that twister roll?
02:28:09.000 When you're in side control and you hook that left foot under your knee, just go for a ride.
02:28:14.000 It's just a part of your body.
02:28:16.000 It's a part of the way your body interacts with this universe.
02:28:21.000 It's ingrained in you.
02:28:22.000 It's a path that's grooved and worn so smooth it just automatically goes.
02:28:27.000 You're executive producing.
02:28:29.000 You're not even making the commands no more. 1.00
02:28:31.000 You're just overseeing shit. 0.99
02:28:32.000 Isn't that a weird feeling, man? 1.00
02:28:34.000 Especially with jiu-jitsu, it's happening too quick for you to even think.
02:28:38.000 But all of a sudden, you've got someone's back.
02:28:40.000 There's just been this mad scramble of adjusting positions, and everything you've done has been completely on training, and everything you've done has been on repetition, and drilling, and just putting in the numbers.
02:28:53.000 And so then while you're live, while you're actually rolling, the mad scramble happens, and your hooks go in, and whoosh!
02:28:59.000 And you got a person's back and you don't even know what you did.
02:29:01.000 You don't even know what you did.
02:29:02.000 You barely know what you did.
02:29:02.000 You just sort of did it.
02:29:04.000 It's crazy.
02:29:05.000 Same thing with playing guitar or piano.
02:29:07.000 With anything, right?
02:29:07.000 Shredding on piano.
02:29:08.000 They're not making any commands.
02:29:09.000 They're just kind of executive producing the project.
02:29:12.000 They're like, let's play that thing.
02:29:14.000 And the producers take over.
02:29:15.000 That inside, unknown producer.
02:29:17.000 Yeah. 0.98
02:29:18.000 Creativity is such a fucking amazing thing, man. 0.98
02:29:21.000 The ability to come up with something that wasn't there. 0.97
02:29:24.000 What a weird thing that is, that's so satisfying, you know?
02:29:28.000 And I know you feel it, Brian. 0.98
02:29:29.000 I mean, that's how Brian and I met, because Brian would just make everybody laugh at these silly fucking videos he would put online. 0.92
02:29:35.000 But you know that when you're putting something like that out there, and somebody reacts to it, and somebody likes it, and boom, it just lights you up. 0.95
02:29:42.000 Getting good at something, creating something good that gets recognized as something good, and creating something good where while you're doing it, it's sort of just playing out.
02:29:50.000 And then, ooh, there it is.
02:29:51.000 Now it's done.
02:29:54.000 I guess everybody just ran out of gas. 1.00
02:29:55.000 This is the fucking end of this goddamn podcast. 0.99
02:29:59.000 So we learned a lot today, ladies and gentlemen. 0.99
02:30:01.000 We learned about positivity, positive experiences, love, flowers.
02:30:07.000 What I want to say is after that World Jiu-Jitsu Expo, that night in Hollywood, I'm having my birthday party.
02:30:14.000 Yes.
02:30:14.000 Woo-hoo!
02:30:15.000 At Bardo in Hollywood.
02:30:17.000 It's on Vine, like a block north of Hollywood Boulevard to go to Bardo.
02:30:22.000 My band Smoke Serpent's playing.
02:30:24.000 Yes!
02:30:25.000 No cover.
02:30:25.000 Just say your...
02:30:26.000 What?
02:30:27.000 No cover.
02:30:27.000 That's crazy.
02:30:28.000 You just said that on the Joe Rogan Experience podcast. 0.94
02:30:31.000 You're going to have what they call paggots. 0.90
02:30:33.000 Do you know what a paggot is? 0.93
02:30:33.000 What is that? 0.93
02:30:34.000 That's what the people on my message board call... 1.00
02:30:36.000 It's a mixture of podcast and faggot, so they call them paggots. 1.00
02:30:41.000 Well, it's no cover if you say you're there for my birthday party. 1.00
02:30:45.000 Well, that's ridiculous, dude. 0.97
02:30:47.000 It's going to be overwhelmed. 0.90
02:30:48.000 I'm not even going to be able to come.
02:30:49.000 I'm not going to be able to fit in there.
02:30:50.000 It's going to be stuffed by the time we get there.
02:30:52.000 I doubt it.
02:30:53.000 There'll be like 12 people there. 1.00
02:30:54.000 You just fucked up, son. 1.00
02:30:55.000 You just fucked up, son. 1.00
02:30:56.000 Gotta put a high ticket price. 1.00
02:30:57.000 You're gonna have a bunch of weird dudes with weird colds.
02:31:00.000 They're gonna want to shake your hand. 1.00
02:31:02.000 No shit, no shit. 1.00
02:31:03.000 No, it'll be cool. 1.00
02:31:04.000 So it's after that World Expo out.
02:31:06.000 You go watch Nick Diaz and Brawley with steam.
02:31:08.000 I'll go home, take a shower, go get something to eat.
02:31:10.000 Then meet me for my birthday bash at Bardo. 0.99
02:31:13.000 Smoke Serpent's gonna rock the goddamn house. 1.00
02:31:16.000 Tenthplanetjj.com. 0.99
02:31:17.000 All my jiu-jitsu's up there.
02:31:19.000 Click techniques.
02:31:20.000 I'm thinking about being a backup dancer for this event.
02:31:22.000 I'm thinking about going in drag and being a backup dancer.
02:31:25.000 Let's do it.
02:31:25.000 Be like a bodybuilder.
02:31:26.000 We need bodybuilders instead of...
02:31:28.000 A blonde wig. 0.72
02:31:29.000 Instead of strippers. 1.00
02:31:30.000 Bodybuilders?
02:31:31.000 Yeah, just oil.
02:31:31.000 I'm going to shave everything.
02:31:33.000 I'm just going to shave my legs for the first time ever. 0.91
02:31:35.000 Shave everything.
02:31:36.000 Just go up there all oiled up.
02:31:38.000 Wear some of my mannequin clothes.
02:31:40.000 Some of your mannequin clothes.
02:31:41.000 I've been buying...
02:31:42.000 Yeah, you got a lot of weird mannequins. 0.99
02:31:44.000 Dude, that fucking Linda Blair you sent me, that thing looks dope. 1.00
02:31:47.000 You're going to have an exorcist, a Linda Blair mechanical exorcist. 1.00
02:31:50.000 It got shipped out yesterday or today or something like that.
02:31:52.000 Oh, I'm so jealous.
02:31:53.000 I have to get an American Werewolf in London one.
02:31:55.000 I got a Predator one from that dude who came to the UFC. You could probably get the original one, dude.
02:32:00.000 No, no, no.
02:32:02.000 That's ridiculously expensive.
02:32:03.000 But they do recreations.
02:32:04.000 The American Werewolf in London, they do a recreation of it. 0.99
02:32:07.000 It's just big fucking... 0.99
02:32:08.000 On all fours. 1.00
02:32:09.000 Eddie Bravo don't give a shit about that stuff, huh? 0.99
02:32:12.000 It's all good. 0.99
02:32:13.000 We all have different tastes.
02:32:15.000 And if anybody wants to learn some jiu-jitsu, you want to come to Hollywood, my friend, and learn how to put a choke in.
02:32:19.000 You come to Legends.
02:32:21.000 Legends in Hollywood.
02:32:22.000 I'm back.
02:32:22.000 My numbness is completely gone.
02:32:24.000 I've been wrecked for months, man. 0.99
02:32:26.000 I fucked up and pulled a muscle in my back. 0.98
02:32:29.000 One of the things that happens in jiu-jitsu, jiu-jitsu is so fun that when you get injured, you don't think, man, I've got to stop doing jiu-jitsu. 0.99
02:32:34.000 You just think, well, how long do I have to wait before I can do jiu-jitsu again? 0.96
02:32:37.000 Let me heal my shit back up. 0.98
02:32:39.000 So, I'll be there soon. 0.97
02:32:41.000 And that's Legends in Hollywood is on Santa Monica Boulevard and it's east of the 101. The address is?
02:32:46.000 It's 5176 Santa Monica Boulevard.
02:32:49.000 Enter on Kingsley.
02:32:51.000 It's called Legends MMA. That's where 10th Planet Headquarters is located.
02:32:55.000 Also, I got 30 locations worldwide.
02:32:57.000 Go to 10thplanetjj.com.
02:33:00.000 Also, I got some seminars coming up.
02:33:02.000 Phoenix, April 28th.
02:33:03.000 Spokane in May.
02:33:05.000 Chicago, January or June 9th.
02:33:09.000 Stockholm, two-day workshop in Stockholm, June 16th, something like that.
02:33:14.000 I got El Paso coming up.
02:33:16.000 Just go to the Nibiru Forum at 10thPlanetJJ.com.
02:33:19.000 That's where all the seminar info is.
02:33:21.000 Phoenix is first, though, two weeks.
02:33:23.000 When will you have something, smoke serpent, rather, have something that people can buy?
02:33:29.000 Oh, you can go on iTunes.
02:33:30.000 You buy it right now?
02:33:30.000 Yeah, you can go on iTunes and the song Jiu-Jitsu, which you could...
02:33:34.000 Also, there's a video for if you go to YouTube.
02:33:37.000 Search Jiu-Jitsu, Smoke Serpent.
02:33:39.000 We got a video up.
02:33:41.000 Dropped and Jiu-Jitsu are both available on iTunes now.
02:33:46.000 Are you eventually going to put a full CD out?
02:33:48.000 Yes.
02:33:48.000 Track at a time as we finish them.
02:33:51.000 Alright, my brother.
02:33:52.000 As always, big time fun.
02:33:54.000 We didn't even get a chance to talk about Jon Jones and Rashad Evans. 1.00
02:33:57.000 Fuck. 0.99
02:33:57.000 I'm going to have to go with Jon Jones, man. 0.99
02:33:59.000 Yeah.
02:34:00.000 I think he's just too much.
02:34:01.000 He could get caught.
02:34:02.000 Rashad does have power.
02:34:03.000 He does have speed.
02:34:04.000 He does have explosiveness.
02:34:06.000 We might see Jon Jones just collapse and drop by a big bomb, but my money's on Jon Jones.
02:34:11.000 I think he's going to be cautious.
02:34:12.000 I think he's going to out-wrestle Rashad and beat him up on the ground.
02:34:17.000 Wow, that would be amazing to see, because Rashad looked amazing against Phil Davis, especially in the scrambles.
02:34:22.000 Wound up on top virtually every time, and his stand-up was just Phil Davis couldn't handle the stand-up.
02:34:28.000 Rashad was good.
02:34:29.000 He looked really solid, and before that, finished off Tito.
02:34:32.000 I think Rashad's pretty underrated.
02:34:34.000 I think one of the things that you've got to take into consideration is the fact they trained a lot together, so they're both going to know each other's little idiosyncrasies.
02:34:41.000 And I'm sure each of them have taken that into consideration and adjusted, but it's going to be fascinating to see what each one knows about each one.
02:34:48.000 I know there was some moments that they had talked about where Rashad had had success in training, when John was tired and he was holding him down.
02:34:56.000 They made reference to this many times.
02:34:58.000 So, it's going to be interesting to see how much Jon has progressed since then. 0.95
02:35:02.000 Because if you look at the way he fights, fucking guys, like, every time you see him, he's like this newer, better version. 0.97
02:35:08.000 More confident, more relaxed. 0.99
02:35:11.000 Total destruction every time.
02:35:11.000 Destruction.
02:35:12.000 I mean, the way he strangled Lyoto Machida and then just dropped him down there.
02:35:16.000 I mean, that's their common opponent, right?
02:35:18.000 And, you know, Machida, of course, was the first guy to, not the only common opponent, they fought Rampage as well, but Machida was the first guy and the only guy in the UFC to beat Rashad.
02:35:28.000 But Rashad won the Ultimate Fighter as a fucking heavyweight, and then dropped down to light heavyweight, and he's still one of the smaller light heavyweights, you know?
02:35:36.000 I think he's a dangerous guy for anybody at 205. And I think knowing as much as he knows about Jon Jones, this is going to be really fascinating. 0.94
02:35:43.000 Really interesting to see.
02:35:45.000 Because Jon is so...
02:35:46.000 He looks like a Muhammad Ali right now.
02:35:49.000 You know what I mean?
02:35:49.000 He looks like a Mike Tyson.
02:35:50.000 He looks like a Sugar Ray Leonard when he was in his prime.
02:35:52.000 He looks like one of these dudes.
02:35:54.000 Like, man, this dude is just going to start dominating the world.
02:35:57.000 He's already dominating the world.
02:35:59.000 He's already destroying Shogun and winning the title and taking out Rampage and taking out Machida and putting him to sleep.
02:36:06.000 I mean, he's just on another level, man.
02:36:09.000 He's on another level and it looks like he's, what is he, 24 or something like that?
02:36:12.000 How old is he?
02:36:13.000 He's the youngest guy to ever win the UFC title.
02:36:15.000 I mean, I don't think he's even 24. Maybe he is.
02:36:18.000 What if you were in a coma the last fucking five years and you woke up and people were trying to fill you in on this Jon Jones guy and they were just telling you exactly what you just said. 0.95
02:36:27.000 All the guys that he totally went right through and destroyed. 0.95
02:36:29.000 It's incredible.
02:36:31.000 He would be blown away.
02:36:32.000 Yeah, I'd be completely...
02:36:33.000 He's 24. Yeah, he's 24. 24 years old.
02:36:35.000 And just every time you see him, you're seeing just a giant leap in his progress. 0.98
02:36:39.000 That age, when you're really young like that, god damn, you can learn quick. 0.98
02:36:43.000 God damn, when you're fully dedicated and as intelligent as he is, It's going to be interesting to see how good he gets at jiu-jitsu. 0.98
02:36:50.000 Because most MMA fighters, they get to a point, and once they become famous, their jiu-jitsu kind of plateaus. 0.99
02:36:57.000 You don't see famous guys in the UFC all of a sudden get amazing with their jiu-jitsu.
02:37:03.000 They kind of plateau once they become famous.
02:37:05.000 But Jon Jones, he hasn't plateaued yet.
02:37:07.000 His jiu-jitsu looks better and better.
02:37:09.000 When he gets really good, like Marcelo good, and he can't. 1.00
02:37:14.000 He's a bad motherfucker. 1.00
02:37:16.000 He can. 1.00
02:37:16.000 But you know what? 1.00
02:37:17.000 I'm really curious to see how they match up.
02:37:19.000 I'm really curious to see what happens.
02:37:21.000 I think this is going to be so fascinating.
02:37:23.000 Because obviously Rashad acted as some sort of a mentor to John in the beginning.
02:37:27.000 It's very obvious.
02:37:29.000 You know, there's...
02:37:29.000 There's so much history, and they're so good.
02:37:33.000 I think stylistically, Rashad's the most dangerous guy for Jon Jones right now.
02:37:37.000 If he gets through Rashad, then the big question becomes, what does he do now?
02:37:41.000 Does he go to heavyweight?
02:37:42.000 Who is he going to fight at 205 now?
02:37:44.000 Maybe Gustafson, because Gustafson just looked really good with Tiago Silva.
02:37:48.000 He could fight some guys, but there's no one standout guy.
02:37:51.000 Maybe Dan Henderson.
02:37:52.000 Dan Henderson stands out.
02:37:54.000 Dan Henderson said he wants a title shot.
02:37:55.000 He'll fight Anderson at 85, Or he'll fight Jon Jones at 205. I think he prefers to fight at 205. That could be interesting.
02:38:02.000 Henderson's a fucking beast, man. 1.00
02:38:03.000 You can't count him out with anybody. 1.00
02:38:05.000 Henderson's a scary dude.
02:38:07.000 And you know what?
02:38:08.000 Who knows?
02:38:09.000 Maybe Fedor goes at 205. Maybe he...
02:38:11.000 Can you imagine him cut up at 205?
02:38:14.000 Those guys are just too big for him.
02:38:15.000 Bigfoot was just too big for him.
02:38:16.000 He just couldn't handle it. 1.00
02:38:18.000 And the Dan Henderson fight, shit. 0.99
02:38:20.000 Most people lose to Dan Henderson. 1.00
02:38:21.000 And he was in it.
02:38:23.000 I think Fedor's still in the mix, man.
02:38:25.000 But I think he really needs to start training and eating right and get down to 205 and dominate there.
02:38:32.000 Yeah, well, he's certainly got still nasty skills on his feet.
02:38:35.000 His submissions have always been great.
02:38:37.000 It just doesn't seem like he fights with the same sort of passion that he used to have for it.
02:38:41.000 I think it's inevitable.
02:38:42.000 Guys, they have a certain amount of time in this game, and after a while, you hear him talk about it, and he says, you know, it's God's will, and it's this, and that. 0.98
02:38:50.000 He's really more into religion these days than he is, I think, into going out and fucking people up. 0.93
02:38:57.000 I've always been a Fedor fan. 0.93
02:38:59.000 I thought the days when he was dominating in pride, he was one of the most exciting guys in the world to watch.
02:39:05.000 He was amazing, man.
02:39:06.000 But all fighters, they go through a cycle, the greatest of all time.
02:39:10.000 They all go through a cycle where they're almost unbeatable, and after a while there's some deterioration or the talent pool increases, which is one of the things that I certainly think happened in the UFC. I think the talent pool has gotten bigger and bigger.
02:39:23.000 Fabricio Verdum, the first loss, you just cannot fuck around with Fabricio Verdum's guard. 0.98
02:39:28.000 You can't. 0.99
02:39:29.000 You can't play cute with that dude. 1.00
02:39:32.000 He just locks your shit up. 0.99
02:39:34.000 When I talk to Ryan Parsons about Fabricio, when he talks about how King Mo and Mayhem and all these guys were training with Fabricio, he said none of the ground and pound works. 0.99
02:39:42.000 None of it.
02:39:43.000 Fabricio just moves you around.
02:39:44.000 Just puts butterfly hooks in on you and moves you around.
02:39:47.000 They can't hit him.
02:39:48.000 They can't beat him up on the ground. 0.99
02:39:50.000 He's just too fucking dangerous. 0.99
02:39:52.000 That heavyweight, long build with a sick guard like he has. 0.98
02:39:56.000 If anybody gets on top of that guy when they're on...
02:39:58.000 Good luck. 1.00
02:39:59.000 You're in a fucking terrible situation. 1.00
02:40:01.000 That guy on his back and you're on top of him and you're fucked. 1.00
02:40:04.000 You're in a bad spot. 1.00
02:40:06.000 Unless he's tired because Overeem was in his guard.
02:40:08.000 That's true.
02:40:08.000 So he was really tired in that fight.
02:40:09.000 And Overeem's not really human.
02:40:12.000 What's the latest with Overeem?
02:40:14.000 They say they have some reason for why he tested over a certain number and they also say that the number he tested May not have been accurate as this is the rumors.
02:40:24.000 This is everything by the way is completely hearsay that I'm saying I don't have any direct from Overeem information Some people believe that he is going to be able to be licensed to fight and that they'll I don't know.
02:40:37.000 We're going to find out on April 24th.
02:40:39.000 On April 24th, that's when he has his hearing.
02:40:42.000 I don't know if the commission makes a decision on the same day.
02:40:45.000 I think they do, but I'm not sure.
02:40:47.000 But then we'll probably find out what the fuck they decide to do and what the situation is exactly. 0.96
02:40:54.000 If it was something he took, if it was something that's not true, if it was a mistake, it was a tainted sample. 0.99
02:41:00.000 I don't know, man.
02:41:01.000 I don't know.
02:41:02.000 But, you know...
02:41:03.000 I mean, if you're going to look at a guy that you would think that might be using something that makes you look awesome...
02:41:09.000 How about the most awesome-looking body in the history of the world?
02:41:13.000 I mean, who's got a better-looking body than Overeem?
02:41:15.000 Cindy Crawford, Meg Ryan.
02:41:17.000 For girls.
02:41:18.000 For girls, yeah. 0.99
02:41:19.000 But for dudes?
02:41:20.000 Don't you think...
02:41:21.000 Meg Ryan!
02:41:22.000 Out of professional fighters.
02:41:24.000 She was hot when she was young. 0.59
02:41:26.000 Out of professional fighters, who's got a better body than Overeem?
02:41:28.000 Nobody.
02:41:29.000 I like Sam Stout.
02:41:31.000 Do you like that?
02:41:31.000 He's got a very good body as well.
02:41:32.000 If he was as big as Overeem, he'd be equally impressive.
02:41:35.000 Vladimir Klitschko was on the flight from Fort Lauderdale.
02:41:39.000 Sat right next to Duncan. 0.99
02:41:40.000 Holy shit, is that guy big. 0.98
02:41:42.000 He's the heavyweight champion, one of them. 0.99
02:41:44.000 The two brothers, you know, there's two white guys, are the heavyweight champions right now. 0.99
02:41:48.000 We're living in a fucking crazy world. 0.99
02:41:50.000 Two white guys who are doctors. 1.00
02:41:51.000 They have PhDs.
02:41:53.000 How dead is that heavyweight division in boxing?
02:41:55.000 There's not much there, man.
02:41:56.000 There's nothing there.
02:41:58.000 He's big in Europe, and there's a couple other guys, but no. 0.99
02:42:01.000 And Klitschko's just boxing everybody's fucking face off. 0.87
02:42:03.000 When was the last time we had a heavyweight pay-per-view? 0.98
02:42:07.000 That's a good question.
02:42:08.000 Klitschko.
02:42:09.000 Klitschko, I think, has pay-per-views.
02:42:10.000 I don't know.
02:42:11.000 Maybe he doesn't.
02:42:12.000 Maybe he just fights in...
02:42:12.000 I know he's huge in Germany because he lives in Germany.
02:42:15.000 He speaks like a fucking hundred different languages or something. 0.98
02:42:18.000 He's a super genius. 0.99
02:42:20.000 He was playing chess on his iPad all the way back from Fort Lauderdale.
02:42:23.000 Kimbo might be the heavyweight champion.
02:42:25.000 Can you imagine Kimbo against Klitschko?
02:42:27.000 Come on! 0.61
02:42:28.000 Did you see a lot of people think that his last fight was a dive?
02:42:31.000 Have you seen all the criticism online?
02:42:32.000 I didn't even pay attention.
02:42:33.000 The guy came online that fought him and defended himself and made a lot of sense to me. 1.00
02:42:38.000 Sometimes people just get caught and it looks like a dive, but it's just you're tired and you get clipped in the jaw and your shit just gives out on you. 0.99
02:42:44.000 It is possible. 0.97
02:42:46.000 But there's also a lot of dives out there in this world.
02:42:48.000 Hey, dude, right now is the perfect time for Kimbo. 0.72
02:42:50.000 Come on, he could take over that heavyweight division.
02:42:52.000 Could you imagine?
02:42:53.000 Who else is in there?
02:42:54.000 There's nobody!
02:42:55.000 Vladimir Klitschko.
02:42:56.000 That could be a huge fight, dude.
02:42:57.000 Kimbo against Vladimir. 1.00
02:42:58.000 What the fuck are you talking about? 1.00
02:42:59.000 That would be huge! 1.00
02:43:00.000 Oh my god.
02:43:01.000 Come on! 0.61
02:43:01.000 You really think that Kimbo could hang with Vladimir Klitschko though? 0.61
02:43:04.000 It would be huge.
02:43:05.000 Just numbers wise.
02:43:06.000 It would be huge.
02:43:06.000 I bet you're right.
02:43:07.000 I bet for pay-per-view numbers.
02:43:08.000 It could save boxing.
02:43:10.000 Make a rematch out of it.
02:43:11.000 I say, you know, what if Kimbo just really becomes good at it? 0.95
02:43:15.000 You know, what if all the, you know, working on takedowns and all that shit, that's just not his thing. 0.98
02:43:20.000 He's got a bad knee. 0.94
02:43:21.000 You saw the YouTube videos.
02:43:22.000 The guy has a left hook.
02:43:23.000 Yeah.
02:43:23.000 And he's got a bad knee.
02:43:25.000 Apparently he's got like one knee that's like bone on bone.
02:43:28.000 Remember they did a thing on it on the Ultimate Fighter? 0.77
02:43:30.000 The doctor did an MRI on her or some shit and it's like you've got a real deterioration of your cartilage and your ligament. 0.99
02:43:36.000 So all that leg kicking and all that sprawling and shit and jujitsu, maybe that's not for him because his knee's so fucked up. 0.99
02:43:43.000 But if he could just stand and throw those hands... 0.99
02:43:45.000 Evander would fight Kimbo. 0.99
02:43:47.000 That would be a big fucking fight. 0.99
02:43:48.000 Can you imagine that? 0.99
02:43:49.000 Evander's still fighting.
02:43:50.000 He's like, how old is he?
02:43:51.000 That would be a huge pay-per-view fight.
02:43:53.000 He's got to be like 48 or 49, right?
02:43:55.000 Something like that.
02:43:57.000 Who would have ever thought?
02:43:59.000 Remember when he was fighting Riddick Bowe?
02:44:01.000 Remember those fights back in the day?
02:44:02.000 Yeah.
02:44:03.000 Those were crazy wars.
02:44:04.000 A small dude with a huge heart and a big guy that was real talented but didn't train that hard. 0.99
02:44:09.000 And they just fucking went to war. 0.99
02:44:11.000 Woo! 1.00
02:44:11.000 Riddick Bowe. 1.00
02:44:12.000 Riddick Bowe was talented, man.
02:44:14.000 But he just never had the work ethic like Holyfield had.
02:44:17.000 He just never could completely get it again. 0.89
02:44:19.000 And then Gulotta came along and just fucked up his life. 0.98
02:44:22.000 Galata fucked him up. 0.99
02:44:23.000 Apparently they said the Galata beatings were really the beginning of the end for him. 0.99
02:44:27.000 He should have never lost to Galata in the first place. 0.98
02:44:30.000 The first fight, Galata beat the shit out of him and then dropped him with body shots of the nuts over and over again. 0.96
02:44:35.000 It was purposely hitting him in the nuts to get out of the fight. 0.97
02:44:37.000 It was the weirdest thing ever.
02:44:39.000 And that was it for Riddick Bowe.
02:44:40.000 After that, he was never really the same guy again.
02:44:43.000 Those are the days, dude.
02:44:45.000 The days of heavyweight division and boxing.
02:44:48.000 When it was like, that's what you'd look forward to.
02:44:50.000 You know?
02:44:50.000 Remember Michael Dokes?
02:44:52.000 Remember all those dudes when Tyson came along and just cleaned out that whole division?
02:44:56.000 Pinklin Thomas?
02:44:57.000 Roy Nelson could take over boxing.
02:44:59.000 I bet he could beat a lot of dudes, man.
02:45:01.000 Hell yeah.
02:45:02.000 Roy Nelson could beat a lot of dudes.
02:45:04.000 That guy's got an incredible chin.
02:45:05.000 Imagine how good his chin would be with boxing gloves.
02:45:07.000 His chin is good with MMA, with knees.
02:45:09.000 He takes solid knees to the face.
02:45:11.000 Dude, Roy Nelson versus Butterbean?
02:45:14.000 That could be on the undercard of Kimbo Evander.
02:45:18.000 Dude, that is actually...
02:45:19.000 A great card.
02:45:20.000 Come on.
02:45:21.000 That's a great card. 1.00
02:45:22.000 Holy shit. 1.00
02:45:23.000 But it would never happen. 0.99
02:45:25.000 Roy would never get it out of his UFC contract just for that.
02:45:27.000 Because not that many fights.
02:45:29.000 It would be huge though.
02:45:30.000 There's a lot of money in boxing.
02:45:31.000 We need a heavyweight division. 0.94
02:45:32.000 How many times have we started this music?
02:45:33.000 It's been like at least a million times.
02:45:35.000 A million times.
02:45:35.000 I'm trying to get you to put it together, man.
02:45:39.000 Use your connections.
02:45:40.000 Talk to Bob Arum.
02:45:42.000 Bob Arum, if you're listening out there.
02:45:44.000 Kimbo versus Evander.
02:45:46.000 And then the winner of that gets Klitschko.
02:45:48.000 Boom.
02:45:48.000 Boxing's back.
02:45:50.000 Boxing is back.
02:45:51.000 Roy Nelson against who?
02:45:52.000 Roy Nelson against who?
02:45:54.000 Who did we say Roy Nelson again?
02:45:56.000 Butterbean.
02:45:57.000 Oh, dude, forget about it.
02:45:58.000 Forget about it.
02:45:59.000 Is Butterbean still fighting? 1.00
02:46:00.000 Fuck yeah. 1.00
02:46:01.000 No? 1.00
02:46:02.000 He'll never quit.
02:46:03.000 He's so big, man.
02:46:04.000 He can't be.
02:46:04.000 Yeah, he's way bigger than he used to be, and he used to be enormous.
02:46:07.000 He's huge now.
02:46:08.000 I mean, he had a cooking show for a while.
02:46:10.000 He's working on a Carlos Jr. Yeah. 1.00
02:46:12.000 He could put away some fucking food. 1.00
02:46:13.000 That's a big boy. 1.00
02:46:14.000 Big Alabama boy.
02:46:16.000 He was working on an American Top Team, too.
02:46:17.000 He was trying to do some MMA for a while.
02:46:19.000 Remember he fought Genki Sudo?
02:46:20.000 Genki Sudo leg locked him?
02:46:22.000 Yeah.
02:46:23.000 Alright, ladies and gentlemen, we've talked your ear off. 0.97
02:46:25.000 We appreciate the fuck out of you.
02:46:26.000 I appreciate everybody that came down to Fort Lauderdale Improv.
02:46:28.000 It was humbling.
02:46:30.000 It was awesome. 0.66
02:46:31.000 The enthusiasm, it's been just fucking incredible. 1.00
02:46:34.000 And I couldn't be more appreciative of all this shit. 0.99
02:46:38.000 I don't want anybody to think that this is anything that I'm ever taking for granted because we've been having a great fucking time. 0.99
02:46:43.000 Fort Lauderdale's been awesome, and this week I'm going to film my next comedy special at The Tabernacle. 0.86
02:46:48.000 On 420. Yeah, it's so corny, I had to do it.
02:46:51.000 It's going to be in Georgia, Atlanta, Georgia, at the Tabernacle Theater.
02:46:55.000 I believe the first show, I don't think there's any tickets left, but the second show, there's some tickets left.
02:46:59.000 There's an 8 o'clock and a 10.30.
02:47:01.000 I'm going to use them both.
02:47:02.000 So don't think that if you come to the 8 o'clock, you're not going to get on.
02:47:05.000 I'm going to use them both.
02:47:06.000 And most likely, it'll be a lot of different shit, and I'm going to do a question and answer thing at the end, just like I did on my first CD. So we're going to have a good fucking time. 0.98
02:47:14.000 And then the next night, it's... 1.00
02:47:16.000 Rashad Evans and Jon Jones, you dirty bitches. 1.00
02:47:18.000 Tomorrow, Tommy Segura joins us on the podcast. 0.99
02:47:22.000 Yay, Tommy! 1.00
02:47:23.000 And that's it, you fucking freaks. 1.00
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02:48:01.000 The kettlebells are coming.
02:48:03.000 The kettlebells are coming.
02:48:05.000 We've been talking about it.
02:48:06.000 I'll show them to you. 1.00
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02:48:09.000 There's going to be two waves of kettlebells. 1.00
02:48:11.000 The first wave is going to be traditional kettlebells, and then the second wave is going to blow your fucking mind. 0.99
02:48:16.000 You're going to sell kettlebells? 0.99
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02:48:19.000 Wait until you see.
02:48:21.000 What are they calling them? 1.00
02:48:22.000 I can't tell you shit, son. 0.99
02:48:24.000 I'll tell you as soon as we get off air. 1.00
02:48:26.000 It's nuts, dude.
02:48:26.000 It's crazy.
02:48:27.000 Call it Joe Kettles.
02:48:28.000 You just have to see it. 0.97
02:48:30.000 It's ridiculous. 0.95
02:48:31.000 I'll explain it to you. 0.98
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02:48:33.000 You'll know.
02:48:33.000 But thank you to Onnit.com for everything they do.
02:48:36.000 It's the coolest company I've ever been involved with, bar none.
02:48:38.000 Go to O-N-N-I-T. Get in there and check out all the information about nootropics.
02:48:44.000 If you are interested in nootropics, please Google the subject.
02:48:48.000 There's a lot of information, both positive and negative, about it.
02:48:52.000 But I can tell you personally that I have been using nootropics for a long time, and I notice a Very tangible difference when I'm using them.
02:48:59.000 I use them before every comedy show.
02:49:01.000 I like to use them before I work out.
02:49:03.000 There's a bunch of different stuff we have at Onnit.com.
02:49:05.000 The big one is AlphaBrain.
02:49:07.000 If I had one supplement that I could take other than vitamins and minerals, if I could limit myself, even as far as athletic supplements go, I would take AlphaBrain.
02:49:16.000 That is my all-time favorite supplement.
02:49:19.000 It 100% works for me.
02:49:21.000 It's totally subjective though.
02:49:23.000 Everybody's body is different.
02:49:24.000 I don't know if you're as sensitive to good or bad.
02:49:28.000 I don't know if you're as into supplements as I am.
02:49:30.000 If you're not, if you buy it, if you don't feel it was worth it, you get 100% of your money back.
02:49:34.000 You don't have to return the product. 0.98
02:49:36.000 You just say this stuff sucks. 0.98
02:49:37.000 Alright, that's it folks. 0.97
02:49:38.000 We will see you tomorrow.
02:49:39.000 We love the fuck out of you. 0.98