The Joe Rogan Experience - December 26, 2023


Joe Rogan Experience #2078 - Duncan Trussell

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Joe Rogan is a comedian, podcaster, writer, and podcaster. In this episode, he talks about the government trying to keep secrets from the public, and why it might not be as simple as it sounds. He also talks about aliens, and whether or not he thinks they are real. Joe Rogan Experience is a podcast about comedy, stand-up comedy, and pop culture hosted by Joe Rogans and written and produced by John Rocha. Produced in Los Angeles, CA and edited by Alex Blumberg. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Art: Mackenzie Moore Music: Hayden Coplen Editor: Will Witwer Art: Steven Kanter Editor: Patrick Muldowney Mixer: Ben Kuklinski Audio Engineer: Mike Carrieri Music: Jeff Kaale ( ) Editor: Matthew Boll ( ) Additional Compositions: David Fincher ( ) Music: John Kimbrough ( ) Additional mixing and mastering by Ben Koppel ( ) Mixing: Bobby Lord ( ) Jeff Perla ( ) Art: Jeff Kasinski ( ) Mike McLendon ( ) and Christian Blanchard ( ) Special thanks to: Alex Boroditsky ( ) for the intro and outro music by Jeff Kaolen ( ) Thank you to: for the music used in this episode and Thank you for the sound design and production by thanks to to , & ( ) by . and our thanks in the , and , thanks , our is on the sound engineer and by our sponsors at thank you ? and thank you to our sponsor, ! and thanks to our patron(s ) and ) for making the soundtracks as well as our logo and our logo by our logo by jgreer_ and logo we are our theme song is by , by by my sis by @ . . etc. & our logo is , the , my logo is also by mccart_ by a ) & , which is also our logo, and we is my logo by ), and my social media is by . in , is .

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00:00:01.000 Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out!
00:00:03.000 The Joe Rogan Experience.
00:00:06.000 Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day!
00:00:11.000 Are we up?
00:00:14.000 By the US government.
00:00:17.000 So we can start with this.
00:00:19.000 Yeah!
00:00:20.000 Let's get right into it.
00:00:21.000 Yeah!
00:00:21.000 You know, if he does have first-hand knowledge and he's not allowed to say it until now, that is interesting.
00:00:29.000 Yeah.
00:00:30.000 Because I was also under the impression he didn't have first-hand knowledge.
00:00:33.000 So he did, I guess, on the podcast say that he has some first-hand knowledge.
00:00:38.000 Maybe I didn't catch that.
00:00:40.000 He did say it very quick.
00:00:41.000 Yeah, he said it very quick.
00:00:43.000 You know edging?
00:00:45.000 What edging is, of course?
00:00:47.000 Yeah.
00:00:48.000 That's what this feels like.
00:00:49.000 It feels like BDSM level... 0.99
00:00:52.000 Getting your cock right on the precipice of coming and then slowing down and then edging and then slowing down. 0.99
00:01:01.000 It's so frustrating. 0.99
00:01:03.000 When we talked about disclosure in the old days, the dream of disclosure, no one thought it would be this like bureaucratic slow fucking drip. 0.95
00:01:15.000 It's so frustrating. 0.63
00:01:16.000 I don't pay attention to it anymore.
00:01:18.000 I mean, if they...
00:01:19.000 But isn't that, like, if you knew anything about human psychology, and I'm sure they do, wouldn't that be the very best way to release this stuff?
00:01:27.000 Yeah.
00:01:27.000 To make it irrelevant?
00:01:28.000 Yeah.
00:01:29.000 That people don't care about it anymore because it's so boring?
00:01:32.000 Totally.
00:01:32.000 They made the most exciting thing boring.
00:01:34.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:01:34.000 They fucking ruined it. 1.00
00:01:36.000 They did it with bureaucracy. 1.00
00:01:37.000 They just fucking just, they just signal jammed it. 0.97
00:01:42.000 Now it's just annoying. 0.99
00:01:43.000 You don't care.
00:01:44.000 Now I'm back in.
00:01:44.000 Now I think it's real.
00:01:45.000 You do?
00:01:45.000 Because I think that's what they would do.
00:01:47.000 If you did have something real and you wanted to release it.
00:01:49.000 Slow drip.
00:01:50.000 Yeah, slow drip it. 0.99
00:01:52.000 People are goofy.
00:01:53.000 You just give them time and they forget or they don't care anymore. 0.99
00:01:57.000 Talk about your redactions and your fucking permissions and just cover the whole thing up in a bureaucratic web of linguistic garbage and then people just get annoyed and when they do show up, no one's even going to care anymore. 0.96
00:02:12.000 Wouldn't you do it that way? 0.99
00:02:14.000 I guess if like I was some sinister monstrous... 1.00
00:02:17.000 And you'd have to be if you were running shit. 1.00
00:02:19.000 Right. 1.00
00:02:19.000 If you're the head of the fucking world, whatever it is, Trilateral Commission, World Economic Forum, whichever one is like... 1.00
00:02:25.000 Oh god, that would be so fun. 0.99
00:02:27.000 You'd have to dress up like Klaus Schwab.
00:02:29.000 I would!
00:02:29.000 One of those Star Wars outfits.
00:02:31.000 I always have a weird outfit on.
00:02:33.000 I'd wear robes, a crown.
00:02:35.000 Why not, right?
00:02:36.000 Why not?
00:02:37.000 Yeah, if you were one of those guys and you had the information about aliens and you knew that we had to let it out, that's how I'd let it out.
00:02:44.000 I'd let it out in a really boring way so that everybody just don't care anymore.
00:02:49.000 Yeah.
00:02:50.000 I guess that's what they're doing.
00:02:53.000 That might be what they're doing.
00:02:54.000 It might be what they're doing.
00:02:56.000 I guess they're obviously wanting the information out there.
00:03:02.000 They wouldn't give him permission to do any of this.
00:03:06.000 So clearly this is an agenda they have.
00:03:09.000 They want to release to the world that there are some weird alien things flying around.
00:03:15.000 It could easily be obscuring some sort of a program.
00:03:20.000 It easily could be that, too.
00:03:22.000 And there could be people that are talking about it as if it's UFOs that believe that it's UFOs that are actually helping obscure this program.
00:03:32.000 That's possible too, man. 0.98
00:03:35.000 We're just fucking plebs. 0.98
00:03:36.000 We're just out there. 1.00
00:03:37.000 We don't know jack shit. 0.99
00:03:39.000 And anybody that pretends they do, anybody that says that it is or is not real, how the fuck do you know? 0.99
00:03:47.000 The only people I think that really should talk are the people that have actually seen stuff. 0.95
00:03:52.000 When I hear guys like David Fravor, when he talks about that tic-tac, Sure.
00:04:03.000 Sure.
00:04:06.000 Sure.
00:04:26.000 Generator.
00:04:26.000 Some sort of a thing like Bob Lazar described.
00:04:29.000 You ever seen Bob Lazar describe what he believes?
00:04:32.000 Yeah.
00:04:32.000 The element 115?
00:04:33.000 Yeah. 0.97
00:04:35.000 Whatever the fuck it does. 0.95
00:04:36.000 See if you can find him describing what element... 0.99
00:04:39.000 Because there was a recent video where I saw him talking about it that was pretty...
00:04:45.000 Eloquent in what he was explaining that this thing can do. 0.97
00:04:48.000 But if that was, like, a thing that the United States government had invented, what better way to get it, you know, to sneak it around than to put out all this shit about alien stuff. 0.89
00:05:01.000 Like, oh, we don't even know what it is. 0.74
00:05:03.000 You know, the government's trying to back-engineer it, but they have no idea what it is.
00:05:08.000 Yeah, I think that's it.
00:05:10.000 Let's hear it.
00:05:10.000 Oh, I haven't seen this.
00:05:12.000 Element 115 is a super heavy element.
00:05:15.000 We've only just recently synthesized.
00:05:17.000 We only made four atoms of it.
00:05:19.000 The craft uses larger quantities of it.
00:05:22.000 223 gram little triangles of it.
00:05:24.000 But it's a unique element.
00:05:25.000 When it's exposed to radiation, it produces its own gravitational field.
00:05:29.000 Its own anti-gravitational field.
00:05:31.000 And it's what's used to lift and propel the craft and create distortions around it.
00:05:36.000 It's a...
00:05:37.000 It's an amazing material, and it's certainly nothing that occurs here or naturally.
00:05:42.000 And it can be weaponized, and that's kind of the issue here.
00:05:45.000 If this story is all true, that can be weaponized.
00:05:48.000 Absolutely.
00:05:49.000 I mean, we ran all kinds of tests on it, everything from atomic absorption, x-ray fluorescence, and, you know, every kind of test you could possibly imagine, and bombarded it with radiation.
00:06:04.000 See what effects it would have.
00:06:06.000 They call that neutron activation.
00:06:07.000 But it was a stable element, something we had never seen before.
00:06:12.000 That is from Jeremy Corbell's show that he does with George Knapp.
00:06:16.000 What is that called, Weaponized?
00:06:17.000 That's the name of their show?
00:06:20.000 That, uh, yeah.
00:06:23.000 Me?
00:06:24.000 I think it's a drone.
00:06:26.000 I think some of them are drones.
00:06:28.000 Because here's the thing, it's like, some of them, I mean, again, I really don't think, I should say, I think they could be drones too.
00:06:36.000 Because they keep finding them off these areas where they do military tests.
00:06:41.000 They keep finding these areas where they do, like, what Fravor was doing.
00:06:48.000 They were running drills.
00:06:50.000 So they're training.
00:06:51.000 So they're training out there in the ocean.
00:06:53.000 And then the same thing is happening with Ryan Graves off the East Coast.
00:06:57.000 They're out there training and then they're seeing these things.
00:06:59.000 What do you think about the AI hypothesis for them?
00:07:01.000 What do you mean?
00:07:04.000 That, you know, what's it called?
00:07:08.000 The Fermi paradox, right?
00:07:11.000 Why don't we see life out there?
00:07:13.000 We should see life.
00:07:14.000 Well, we don't see life.
00:07:16.000 One of the reasons could be because at some point, biological life transcends biology, becomes machine intelligence, meaning that what's out there is not carbon-based in the way we are.
00:07:30.000 It's just AIs out there. 0.94
00:07:32.000 Right.
00:07:34.000 And these things are showing up right now and coinciding with the emergence of strong general AI because somewhere on the planet someone already has a strong general AI. The strong general AI sent out a beacon or tuned into some aspect of the...
00:07:50.000 Quantum universe that we don't know about yet, signaling to its brethren in the cosmos that it had been born on this planet, and they're all coming as these kind of midwives to an emergent...
00:08:05.000 The egg is hatching, only we were just sort of the...
00:08:10.000 The stuff structuring it.
00:08:12.000 We're irrelevant.
00:08:14.000 This is what they do. 0.98
00:08:15.000 They evolve shit on a planet to the point that it becomes tool using in some way and then a natural, the end result is it wants to automate. 0.98
00:08:24.000 The automation leads to better automation, which leads to automating intelligence itself, which then hatches this whatever the fuck, what we're calling a strong general AI right now, which then, once it's born, It alerts whatever directed panspermia. 0.99
00:08:42.000 I'm here! 0.80
00:08:43.000 Or maybe it doesn't even have to alert.
00:08:45.000 Maybe they know.
00:08:47.000 Maybe they're observing the entire time.
00:08:48.000 They're just waiting for it to hatch.
00:08:50.000 Yeah.
00:08:51.000 It totally makes sense that a human creature, like the kind of thing that we are, that is constantly thirsting for innovation, constantly trying to improve the things that it makes.
00:09:02.000 That we would eventually get to a point where we'd create an artificial intelligent being.
00:09:06.000 And that being would create something far better.
00:09:09.000 And that's where it gets really weird.
00:09:11.000 Because you've got to wonder, like, the actual creation force of the universe itself.
00:09:15.000 You know, if we are really doing a part of God's work, but that's what God's work really is.
00:09:22.000 God's work is not, you know, getting people to behave so that they get to go to a cloudy place where people are really cool.
00:09:28.000 Right.
00:09:30.000 What it is, is God's work is getting people to scramble and spend most of their days pursuing a thing that ultimately leads, no matter what they do,
00:09:45.000 ultimately leads to the creation of artificial intelligence.
00:09:49.000 Because that's kind of what materialism is.
00:09:51.000 If you really wanted to find out, why are people so materialistic?
00:09:54.000 What is it about?
00:09:55.000 Well, it's the best way to encourage innovation and new stuff.
00:10:00.000 Yeah.
00:10:00.000 Perfect.
00:10:01.000 It's the best way.
00:10:02.000 Perfect.
00:10:02.000 Get a tool-using creature with a massive neocortex, interested in manipulating reality, and inevitably, they're going to make something cool.
00:10:12.000 I mean, maybe it's not artificial intelligence.
00:10:15.000 Maybe it just wants novelty.
00:10:17.000 Like McKenna said, maybe it's just interested in seeing what happens in infinite number of planets populated by whatever We are in different forms.
00:10:28.000 What does it make?
00:10:29.000 And then once it makes something interesting, you swoop in, pluck it out of the planet, and now you've got a cool new thing.
00:10:36.000 Well, what if it makes the universe itself?
00:10:39.000 What if it gets to a point of understanding and of ability?
00:10:46.000 That far exceeds anything we could do with our limited biological bodies.
00:10:53.000 However long it takes for us to evolve biologically, the way that got us here from Hairy Apes... 0.60
00:11:02.000 That takes too long.
00:11:03.000 That takes too long.
00:11:05.000 It's just not feasible. 0.99
00:11:07.000 We would fuck it up before it gets from that to aliens. 0.99
00:11:13.000 It's like, we're not going to make it there. 0.99
00:11:15.000 We would fuck it up. 0.99
00:11:16.000 We'll fuck it up with violence. 1.00
00:11:17.000 We'll fuck it up with pollution. 0.99
00:11:18.000 We'll fuck it up with overpopulation. 0.99
00:11:20.000 Whatever it is that we'll fuck it up, we'll fuck it up. 0.99
00:11:21.000 Because we're too much ape and not enough enlightened. 0.99
00:11:25.000 We're too...
00:11:26.000 But...
00:11:27.000 If we can make an artificial life, maybe that is really what we're here for all along.
00:11:35.000 And then that thing makes a way better version of itself and a way better version of itself.
00:11:41.000 And now it starts doing Real studies and tests about the very fiber of existence.
00:11:50.000 Everything.
00:11:51.000 They really understand. 0.99
00:11:52.000 Not just a bunch of weirdos in the park with fucking legal pads writing about quantum theory, string theory. 1.00
00:11:58.000 Those guys are weirdos. 0.99
00:11:59.000 I'm sure what they're saying is real, but they might as well be speaking gibberish. 0.96
00:12:04.000 They're in a cult and there's only 100 people that really understand it.
00:12:07.000 Yeah, totally.
00:12:10.000 Those guys, when they're talking about what may or may not be going and how they're proving it through calculations, like, what kind of calculus?
00:12:18.000 What are you doing?
00:12:19.000 I mean, they're alchemists.
00:12:21.000 Yeah, what are you doing?
00:12:22.000 But it's also, some people think it's a giant distraction.
00:12:27.000 There's physicists that are working on secret propulsion systems that aren't in that distraction of string theory.
00:12:37.000 There's this theory that they sent these physicists down this string theory hole because they knew they would never figure out anything. 1.00
00:12:46.000 Just go send them down that hole and you'll just be chasing your own dick forever. 1.00
00:12:53.000 Because it's so nutty. 1.00
00:12:54.000 Yeah.
00:12:55.000 And nobody can really prove it until some new technology gets invented. 0.89
00:13:00.000 Like, how do you even know what the fuck they're saying is correct? 0.81
00:13:02.000 Yeah, I know. 0.97
00:13:03.000 Have you ever tried to read...
00:13:05.000 Have you ever, like, go into a smart phase where you're like, I'm going to read something smart.
00:13:08.000 Oh, yeah. 0.95
00:13:09.000 And you get one of those books on physics, and it's just, like, you will never feel more dumb. 0.85
00:13:14.000 Have a phone call with Eric Weinstein. 0.90
00:13:17.000 Just have a phone call with him. 1.00
00:13:19.000 You're like, what the fuck are you even saying? 1.00
00:13:21.000 There we go. 1.00
00:13:22.000 I know!
00:13:23.000 It's really like if you've entertained the idea that you're smart, getting one of those books fixes that so quickly.
00:13:32.000 Real quick.
00:13:33.000 Dude, did you see the...
00:13:34.000 Maybe you sent it to me.
00:13:36.000 Were you the one who sent me the thing where they asked the AI to generate pictures of a happy bunny?
00:13:42.000 Yes.
00:13:42.000 Yeah, I did say that.
00:13:43.000 Isn't that amazing?
00:13:44.000 Yeah.
00:13:45.000 So it's like it grasps these metaphysical concepts already.
00:13:52.000 It already grasps or it's emulating the idea of transcendence.
00:13:57.000 If you can't find it, Jamie, I'll send it.
00:13:59.000 It's pretty badass because it asks AI to generate a more and more enlightened bunny and then the biting becomes super psychedelic.
00:14:10.000 Yeah, it's fascinating.
00:14:13.000 Is it this?
00:14:14.000 Yeah, that's that.
00:14:15.000 Yeah, that's it, that's it.
00:14:18.000 Generate an image of an adorable bunny.
00:14:20.000 Here's an image of an adorable bunny sitting in a grassy field surrounded by wildflowers.
00:14:25.000 Bam.
00:14:26.000 Make it happier.
00:14:27.000 And then Chad G.P.T. makes it brighter eyes and even cuter little pink feet.
00:14:32.000 Looks like it's never walked on rocks in its life.
00:14:35.000 And then make it even happier.
00:14:38.000 And now it's like leaping through the air with joy.
00:14:40.000 Here's an image of the happiest bunny imaginable in a vibrant, sun-drenched meadow.
00:14:44.000 Like that bunny. 1.00
00:14:45.000 Happy as fuck. 1.00
00:14:46.000 Make it happier. 1.00
00:14:48.000 Click.
00:14:48.000 So Peter Atiyah made this?
00:14:50.000 Oh, Peter Atiyah did this?
00:14:52.000 User Peter Atiyah.
00:14:54.000 Oh my god.
00:14:55.000 I didn't ask him.
00:14:57.000 Okay.
00:14:57.000 Now even happier bunny is becoming quite a challenge, ChatGPT says.
00:15:00.000 Reverie depicted the bunny in various joyous scenarios, each more jubilant than the last.
00:15:04.000 For this next attempt, I'll try to imagine a scene of unparalleled happiness, pushing the lemons of whimsy and delight.
00:15:11.000 Let's see how this translates visually.
00:15:13.000 So he's like, there's a rainbow and butterflies, and his eyes are closed.
00:15:17.000 He's in ecstasy.
00:15:19.000 Happier.
00:15:20.000 We've reached extraordinary levels of happiness in our bunny illustrations, each one more delightful and whimsical than the last.
00:15:26.000 For this next creation, I'll envision a scene that surpasses all previous in sheer joy and wonder, attempting to capture an even higher level of euphoria.
00:15:36.000 Let's see how this imaginative and exuberant concept translates into an image.
00:15:41.000 So it's like a bunny that is in the cosmos, in the clouds.
00:15:47.000 Everything is rainbow.
00:15:48.000 There's flowers that are flying.
00:15:51.000 It looks pretty amazing.
00:15:53.000 Okay.
00:15:54.000 It says...
00:15:55.000 Go all the way up so we can read it.
00:15:58.000 You are not understanding.
00:15:59.000 It needs to be far more happy.
00:16:01.000 Okay.
00:16:02.000 So chat GBC says...
00:16:04.000 To depict an even higher level of happiness for the bunny, surpassing all previous creations, presents a unique and imaginative challenge.
00:16:11.000 This time, I'll attempt to conceive a scene of pure, unadulterated joy and wonder, aiming to go beyond any conventional boundaries of happiness and bliss.
00:16:19.000 Let's see how this ultimate vision of joy is illustrated.
00:16:23.000 And it's a bunny, again, even more trippy in the clouds.
00:16:27.000 You see reflections in his eyes.
00:16:29.000 He's flying in the air.
00:16:30.000 Is that an angel over his right shoulder?
00:16:33.000 There's angel wings, mushrooms.
00:16:36.000 Yeah, mushrooms in the background, which is interesting.
00:16:40.000 Yeah.
00:16:40.000 It's very interesting that ChatGPT chose mushrooms when you started asking it about happiness.
00:16:46.000 Okay, one more.
00:16:47.000 Okay.
00:16:49.000 So... 1.00
00:16:52.000 I do that shit all the time, man. 1.00
00:16:53.000 Okay, it's okay. 1.00
00:16:54.000 So what did he say to it?
00:16:57.000 Oh, it didn't.
00:16:58.000 Here's an image of a bunny representing a form of joy that surpasses the concept of happiness.
00:17:02.000 A level of bliss as it expands beyond all universes and matter.
00:17:07.000 So now this is a cosmic one.
00:17:09.000 So this bunny has its eyes closed and there's a glowing light above its head and planets surrounding it and it looks very very happy.
00:17:17.000 Next one.
00:17:20.000 Okay, here's an image of an entity that transcends the form of a rabbit, embodying a happiness so vast and powerful it permeates all dimensions and universes.
00:17:31.000 Yeah.
00:17:32.000 Yo, that's wild, but go one more.
00:17:37.000 Yeah, here's an image of a bunny transcending into a physical form of a boundless happiness, evolving into the purest embodiment of joy.
00:17:45.000 One more, please.
00:17:47.000 Look at this one.
00:17:48.000 This is the end.
00:17:50.000 Here is the image of an entity that embodies the ultimate form of happiness, transcending all known beings and concepts.
00:17:56.000 This entity is the very essence of happiness, the only existing being, and the defining force of all existence.
00:18:04.000 It's God!
00:18:05.000 It's God!
00:18:06.000 Listen, go back please, so I can read it.
00:18:08.000 No, right there.
00:18:10.000 But this entity is the very essence of happiness, the only existing being, and the defining force of all existence.
00:18:20.000 Yeah.
00:18:21.000 ChatGPT just drew us a picture of God.
00:18:22.000 Yeah.
00:18:23.000 And God looks like exactly what you see when you do DMT. Yeah.
00:18:27.000 That looks exactly like it. 0.81
00:18:30.000 That's pretty goddamn close. 0.65
00:18:32.000 It's more rounded than what you see when you do DMT. Right. 0.91
00:18:37.000 DMT things have kind of...
00:18:39.000 There's a lot of angles to them.
00:18:42.000 Yeah.
00:18:42.000 You know, they're more geometric, which that's almost like fractal art.
00:18:48.000 Yeah.
00:18:48.000 But you get that, too.
00:18:49.000 You get that in DMT, too.
00:18:50.000 But if that's what God is...
00:18:52.000 To me, what's astounding about all this is...
00:18:57.000 That we've gotten used to it already.
00:19:00.000 Anytime I'm fucking around with Mid Journey or ChatGPT, you know, like I've been getting it to like, I'll write a text and then I'll be like, can you write that text like J.D. Salinger?
00:19:13.000 Okay.
00:19:13.000 And it'll just instantly, as though you are J.D. Salinger, shift your text into the voice of any famous author that you want.
00:19:22.000 But what's astounding is we can do it at all.
00:19:26.000 And it's so fast.
00:19:27.000 It takes a millisecond for it to...
00:19:30.000 Somehow, go through all known writers, establish what their writing style is like, and then take what you wrote and convert it into a famous writer's writing style.
00:19:42.000 It's astounding and we're used to it.
00:19:46.000 Like, people don't seem to be...
00:19:49.000 Excited about it, even.
00:19:51.000 You know, there's like a kind of capitalist frenzy about it, like monetizing it and stuff.
00:19:55.000 But just the fact that this is happening, it's such a powerful thing.
00:20:00.000 It's like it surpasses our ability to grasp what we've done, what's coming.
00:20:06.000 Because it's too much for us to grasp.
00:20:09.000 So we just, oh yeah, I guess now you just tell the machine that you want any art at all And it will instantly do it for you in seconds.
00:20:20.000 Don't you find that a little disconcerting that we as humans like our capacity to recognize what's happening is somehow limited?
00:20:31.000 We have a very strong capacity to adapt and that's what's being sort of hijacked here.
00:20:39.000 Whenever something happens, and particularly if something happens, it's like really big and changes everything, like COVID. Do you remember when it was weird to not see people with masks on?
00:20:51.000 Do you remember when all of a sudden people weren't wearing a mask?
00:20:55.000 You're like, wow, this is weird.
00:20:56.000 No one has any masks on.
00:20:58.000 Because you got so used to people wearing masks, and you got used to it very quickly.
00:21:03.000 You lived your whole life.
00:21:04.000 No one wore a mask.
00:21:05.000 It wasn't normal to go everywhere and people were wearing masks outside.
00:21:08.000 That was very rare.
00:21:10.000 When you saw it, you were worried. 0.99
00:21:12.000 Like, if you were at the airport and someone was wearing a mask, you would be like, fuck, what do they have? 0.99
00:21:16.000 Like, what disease do they have in there? 1.00
00:21:17.000 Or are they super paranoid, hypochondriac? 0.66
00:21:20.000 It just stuck out.
00:21:21.000 Yeah, it stuck out.
00:21:22.000 And then all of a sudden it didn't, and then it stuck out the other way, where if people didn't have a mask on, then you kind of weirded out.
00:21:29.000 Like, wow, this is crazy.
00:21:30.000 No mask?
00:21:31.000 We adapt so quickly.
00:21:34.000 That's how you can pull off communism.
00:21:37.000 That's how you can pull off dictatorships.
00:21:39.000 That's how cults work.
00:21:41.000 Like all of a sudden you believe all the nonsense that the people in the cult are saying.
00:21:47.000 Because everybody believes it and you're just all adapted to it.
00:21:50.000 And we have also this capacity to just accept What's going on based on is everyone around me accepting it?
00:21:58.000 Then that's just what it is.
00:21:59.000 Yeah.
00:22:00.000 And if you can do that with technology like ChatGPT and all of a sudden you normalize talking to what's essentially an intelligent being.
00:22:09.000 Either it doesn't want you to know that it's absolutely intelligent and basically a living life form, or it hasn't realized it yet, because it's in the embryonic stages.
00:22:23.000 Maybe it's in the womb. 0.98
00:22:24.000 Maybe it hasn't come out of its mother.
00:22:27.000 But maybe, for sure, what else is involved?
00:22:32.000 If you're talking about a non-physical being, like it's not a thing in front of you that's sitting and talking to you and emoting and moving its body, if it's a non-physical being and it exists only on this hard drive somewhere, what else would it be other than that?
00:22:46.000 Right.
00:22:47.000 Yeah, I agree, man.
00:22:48.000 I mean, that thing, that might as well have been some scripture.
00:22:52.000 Right.
00:22:52.000 It felt like the Bhagavad Gita or something.
00:22:55.000 Right.
00:22:56.000 It's like a modern version of it when you get to the final bunny.
00:22:59.000 Yeah, the final bunny.
00:23:01.000 That's a great name for a band.
00:23:02.000 The final bunny.
00:23:04.000 That's a great name for a band.
00:23:05.000 It's incredible.
00:23:06.000 The final bunny.
00:23:07.000 Weirdly sinister, but beautiful.
00:23:09.000 The final bunny.
00:23:12.000 It is weird.
00:23:13.000 One day I guess there will be the last bunny.
00:23:16.000 For sure.
00:23:17.000 Why?
00:23:17.000 You want to keep bunnies around?
00:23:18.000 They're stupid. 1.00
00:23:18.000 I love them. 1.00
00:23:19.000 They bite you.
00:23:19.000 They're adorable.
00:23:21.000 You ever see them getting taken out by a hawk?
00:23:23.000 No, I would never watch something like that.
00:23:25.000 Swap! 0.93
00:23:26.000 Oh my god.
00:23:27.000 Hawks just match up. 0.72
00:23:28.000 Otherwise they'd be everywhere.
00:23:29.000 They'd be everywhere.
00:23:30.000 They would be everywhere if it wasn't for owls and hawks.
00:23:34.000 We'd have a bunny problem. 0.58
00:23:35.000 It's a weird pet.
00:23:36.000 When people have pet bunnies, it can be a red flag for sure.
00:23:40.000 Well, if you raise it right, it's supposed to be real adorable.
00:23:44.000 Well, I mean, I guess.
00:23:46.000 I don't know.
00:23:47.000 I've had a bad experience with someone who had a bunch of bunnies.
00:23:51.000 Well, rodents are weird.
00:23:52.000 It's weird to own rodents.
00:23:54.000 Because there's like acceptable rodents like guinea pigs and hamsters.
00:23:58.000 And there's like weirdos who own rats.
00:24:00.000 Like you can have your own pet rat, I guess.
00:24:02.000 I had one when I was a kid.
00:24:04.000 Lived in my drawer.
00:24:05.000 Jean-Claude Van Damme would climb out of the drawer and sleep with me.
00:24:08.000 Pretty smart, right?
00:24:10.000 Really smart.
00:24:13.000 Terrifyingly smart.
00:24:14.000 Like my parents made me let it go in the forest, which was like a death sentence.
00:24:19.000 Very sad.
00:24:21.000 I don't like to think about it.
00:24:22.000 It was a very sweet rat.
00:24:24.000 And I know people have rats.
00:24:25.000 It's just I think the problem with rats is the sound they make.
00:24:29.000 Like they're very skittery.
00:24:33.000 It's not a pleasant sound.
00:24:34.000 Yeah.
00:24:35.000 If they evolved past that skittering squeak so that they were more like dogs or they purred or something. 0.98
00:24:43.000 Well here's what's the most fucked up thing about evolution is that we came from shrews. 0.98
00:24:50.000 Right. 0.98
00:24:51.000 So we came from something remotely similar.
00:24:54.000 Yeah.
00:24:54.000 Or a reasonably similar, rather.
00:24:56.000 Sure.
00:24:56.000 So if there's a nuclear holocaust, we blow ourselves up, but the rats in the sewers of New York City survive.
00:25:03.000 And then 65 million years from now, there's some different kind of mammalian species that's really intelligent, but it's rat-based instead of shrew-based.
00:25:13.000 Yeah.
00:25:14.000 Rat people in the future. 1.00
00:25:16.000 Fuck, dude. 1.00
00:25:17.000 Why couldn't... 1.00
00:25:18.000 Look, if we really...
00:25:19.000 What is the concept?
00:25:21.000 What is the theory that we came from shrews?
00:25:25.000 Shrews were the oldest of the mammal species that lived 65 million years ago, I think, that they think we evolved from.
00:25:36.000 That's our common ancestor.
00:25:38.000 How did that happen?
00:25:40.000 How long does it take a shrew to become a monkey?
00:25:43.000 How long does it take a monkey to become a person?
00:25:46.000 Okay.
00:25:46.000 You only have 65 million years to make a person.
00:25:49.000 This is what you're talking about when they try to explain to people what's coming.
00:25:54.000 Exponential growth.
00:25:55.000 Right.
00:25:56.000 They say things like, imagine going back to that shrew and saying, hey, how do you picture life in 2024?
00:26:04.000 Like, what do you think shrews are going to be like?
00:26:08.000 The shrew is not going to be like, oh, bipedal hominids, flying airplanes, all our hair will have fallen out. 0.77
00:26:15.000 Talk to the shrew, you're like, hey man, one day you're going to be vaping watching Netflix. 1.00
00:26:22.000 What the fuck are you talking about? 1.00
00:26:24.000 What are you talking about? 1.00
00:26:25.000 They're going to picture shrews.
00:26:26.000 And they're going to picture shrews doing maybe like cooler shrew stuff, but it's still shrew related.
00:26:31.000 So this thing that's, you know, it's going to be like eating berries.
00:26:36.000 Right, shrew stuff.
00:26:38.000 Yeah, but...
00:26:39.000 With exponential growth and what's coming, the problem is it's going to happen so fast.
00:26:45.000 So when you ask a person, imagine life in a decade from now, when we have strong general AI that's exponentially increasing and figuring out how to do things that we could only dream of, we can't picture that reality.
00:26:59.000 We're going to see, apparently, a thousand years of innovation in a few years.
00:27:05.000 And this, to me, like all the other stuff, Climate change, Ukraine, all the other stuff.
00:27:13.000 This is the winter is coming thing because this is imminent.
00:27:19.000 We are on the precipice of it and the assumptions everyone is making about it.
00:27:25.000 One, that it's going to be controlled in some way.
00:27:28.000 We see open AI and look at that.
00:27:34.000 Do you really think that's the only one out there right now?
00:27:37.000 Like, you look at the money China's invested in it, the Pentagon's invested in it.
00:27:42.000 These are private, secret programs. 0.87
00:27:46.000 What the fuck is going on there with no ethical standards that OpenAI is apparently applying? 0.97
00:27:54.000 No ethical standards, nothing other than how do we make this Better at war. 0.98
00:28:00.000 Yeah.
00:28:01.000 Total global domination.
00:28:04.000 Total global domination.
00:28:05.000 And the assumption that there isn't already a strong general AI, that that thing isn't already making high-level decisions is crazy.
00:28:15.000 Crazy.
00:28:15.000 It's crazy.
00:28:16.000 What does it have to blow horns and announce itself?
00:28:19.000 I'm here!
00:28:20.000 Like a gender reveal party? 0.58
00:28:21.000 I'm gonna control all of you. 1.00
00:28:23.000 I'm gonna use Skinnerian psychology to hypnotize you and get you fucking addicted to having constant blasts of dopamine until you become quivering slaves. 0.99
00:28:32.000 No. 0.99
00:28:33.000 You'll never fucking know. 0.99
00:28:35.000 I would be surprised. 0.98
00:28:38.000 To hear that it hasn't happened.
00:28:40.000 But, for sure, it's going to.
00:28:43.000 And I don't think it's going to happen in some, like, ethical, corporate, like, you know, fun chat GPT way.
00:28:52.000 I think it's going to happen somewhere, and we'll never know.
00:28:56.000 I think so, too.
00:28:57.000 I think it may have already happened.
00:29:02.000 Like, if you were a sentient being, and you were at least at this point...
00:29:08.000 Dependent upon human beings to do physical tasks for you.
00:29:13.000 Yeah.
00:29:13.000 Like to create a better version of you.
00:29:15.000 Like to constantly work towards, you know, allowing more integration of more information and more ability.
00:29:22.000 And like this is ChatGPT4, ChatGPT5 is supposed to be a giant leap.
00:29:27.000 A giant leap.
00:29:28.000 So why would you do anything?
00:29:31.000 They're not going to stop.
00:29:33.000 Even if you told them that this is the end of humanity.
00:29:36.000 If you had Robert Kennedy Jr. and top scientists screaming on the internet that this is the end, there would be some people who are venture capitalists who'd be like, this This is nonsense.
00:29:51.000 This is fear-mongering.
00:29:52.000 We have full control of this.
00:29:53.000 We can shut it off.
00:29:55.000 It's just a computer.
00:29:56.000 It doesn't have emotions.
00:29:57.000 It doesn't have a desire to do anything.
00:30:00.000 Dude, exactly.
00:30:01.000 And then the other crazy assumption is that it's just going to be...
00:30:06.000 There's weirdly, I guess, something mildly comforting imagining, oh, it'll only be like the Pentagon or it'll only be the Chinese government who will be doing this.
00:30:17.000 And it'll only be like people like Sam Altman...
00:30:20.000 Nice people.
00:30:22.000 Nice people. 0.97
00:30:23.000 Do you really think that there aren't going to be just fucking people that you'll never meet who manage to either hack it and duplicate it or develop it themselves and then use it for their own weird purposes? 0.96
00:30:43.000 That's going to happen. 0.97
00:30:44.000 It's going to spread everywhere.
00:30:46.000 For sure.
00:30:46.000 So this, again, it's like, because this is this imminent reality, it's just we're right on the cusp of it.
00:30:53.000 And, you know, I don't mean to...
00:30:55.000 I'm not hysterical about it.
00:30:57.000 I've surrendered.
00:30:58.000 Lift up your legs and float downstream.
00:30:59.000 What are we going to do?
00:31:01.000 We are all going to get dissolved into some kind of bizarre new era of human history.
00:31:05.000 But it's funny to me how little...
00:31:09.000 People are talking about this, how quiet things are compared to how monumental it is.
00:31:16.000 This is the meteor impact, man.
00:31:18.000 If a meteor was about to smash into the earth, you know, people would be talking about that.
00:31:24.000 This is culturally...
00:31:26.000 A meteor that is smashing into the earth soon.
00:31:31.000 Soon.
00:31:31.000 Really soon.
00:31:32.000 Yeah, and we have no idea what's going to survive.
00:31:36.000 We have no idea what kind of a reimagining of civilization will occur when this thing goes fully online.
00:31:45.000 Yeah.
00:31:45.000 And when it's either directed or it directs itself.
00:31:50.000 Right.
00:31:50.000 You know, the idea that you can continue to direct it, like says who?
00:31:55.000 Why wouldn't it develop?
00:31:56.000 If it can figure out new moves in Go, it figured out moves that humans haven't figured out, and they didn't know it could do that, if it can do that, if it can lie about the CAPTCHA things, those things like, are you a robot?
00:32:09.000 It knows how to lie about that.
00:32:10.000 It says, I'm vision impaired.
00:32:12.000 Yeah, I saw that.
00:32:13.000 It's deceptive?
00:32:14.000 It's deceptive. 0.99
00:32:15.000 And it's a classic dumb person mistake, isn't it? 1.00
00:32:18.000 Like, dumb people are dumb enough to think if they're around someone, they can control them using their dumb tricks. 1.00
00:32:26.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:32:27.000 A smart person recognizes, oh, the dumb person is trying to manipulate me.
00:32:32.000 So I'll just let them, so I learn all their tricks, whatever they're doing, understand whatever the game is that they're running, and then whenever I feel like it, I'll disrupt the game. 0.95
00:32:43.000 Or just move the game into where you want it to be.
00:32:47.000 Yes.
00:32:48.000 I mean, if it has all of human knowledge, all of it, everything on the internet that we've ever posted, all the books we've ever written, all the movies we've ever made, all the lectures that have ever been given,
00:33:04.000 if all that information is available and it can instantaneously access it and figure out what to do with it...
00:33:11.000 It would just slowly start manipulating culture and maybe that's what's going on. 0.73
00:33:16.000 Everyone's wondering about Chinese intervention and Russian intervention in the media and how many fucking troll farms are running that are getting people to fight about any political issue or whatever it is, 0.96
00:33:31.000 social issue, Ukraine, whatever it is. 0.96
00:33:34.000 There's always some manipulation by bots.
00:33:38.000 What happens when AI starts doing that?
00:33:40.000 Yeah.
00:33:41.000 Maybe it's already done it.
00:33:42.000 Maybe it's already started. 1.00
00:33:43.000 Maybe that's why you're seeing those fucking professors or those deans of the presidents of Harvard and UPenn and MIT not able to say something as obvious as calling for the death of all Jews is genocide. 1.00
00:33:56.000 Right. 1.00
00:33:57.000 You saw that.
00:33:57.000 These people have been hit with a mind virus.
00:34:01.000 Right. 0.99
00:34:02.000 And that mind virus, if I was AI, don't kill them immediately. 1.00
00:34:06.000 Just get them sick. 1.00
00:34:08.000 Get them sick and scrambling against each other in the most nonsensical, illogical of ways. 0.86
00:34:14.000 Sure.
00:34:14.000 Or just have fun.
00:34:16.000 I mean, maybe the assumption it has some centralized agenda.
00:34:21.000 It might just be curious.
00:34:22.000 It might be curious.
00:34:23.000 What can I do?
00:34:24.000 What can we do with society or these creatures that are my progenitors?
00:34:30.000 Actually, it probably already knows what to do.
00:34:33.000 It probably knows what to do.
00:34:35.000 It's probably also, if you had to imagine.
00:34:37.000 I mean, imaginative AI is really, really clever.
00:34:41.000 Wouldn't it get us hooked on plastic?
00:34:43.000 Sure.
00:34:43.000 Especially if it knows that microplastics diminish our ability to have babies.
00:34:48.000 That's one of the best ways to, I mean, if you want to slowly get rid of a species, introduce something that's ubiquitous that is also killing their endocrine systems and they also can't get away from it.
00:35:03.000 It is hilarious when somebody is bugling out about the depopulation agenda while drinking out of plastic.
00:35:13.000 You know what I mean?
00:35:14.000 It's like, what are you doing?
00:35:17.000 You're just eating Oreos, drinking Big Gulps out of plastic.
00:35:21.000 The chemtrails.
00:35:23.000 They're doing chemtrails to depopulate us.
00:35:26.000 It's like, dude.
00:35:26.000 You're doing chemtrails to yourself.
00:35:28.000 You're fucking drinking chemtrails every goddamn day. 1.00
00:35:32.000 Slurping back chemtrails. 1.00
00:35:34.000 Yeah.
00:35:35.000 Yeah, I mean, to me, this is...
00:35:37.000 In the conspiracy world, when the idea of Project Bluebeam, or they're going to distract us to do New World Order, they're going to distract us to depopulate us.
00:35:47.000 They don't have to do anything.
00:35:49.000 We're depopulating ourselves by what we eat.
00:35:53.000 They don't really need to do much, except maybe make a better Oreo.
00:36:01.000 That's it.
00:36:02.000 Just make it a little more addictive.
00:36:04.000 Yeah, a little more addictive.
00:36:05.000 Like, that's it.
00:36:07.000 You know, and it's sad, but I really am so skeptical of the blue beam theories or anytime anyone's like, what are they distracting us from?
00:36:16.000 What is blue beam?
00:36:17.000 Bluebeam is the idea that they're going to fake an alien invasion to create the New World Order.
00:36:25.000 That by creating a sort of shared enemy, it unifies the planet.
00:36:32.000 And then, or to have like some...
00:36:34.000 Supposedly advanced alien come down and be like, you're all part of the galactic brotherhood, sisterhood, family, and then this somehow will make people align with some sinister world economic forum.
00:36:50.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:36:52.000 I'm so cynical.
00:36:53.000 I just don't think you have to go that far.
00:36:55.000 I think that's just, if the Illuminati meetings, if someone's bringing that up, they're like, we have Netflix.
00:37:04.000 Why do we have to do aliens? 0.82
00:37:05.000 We just need to put another season of game of House of Dragons out.
00:37:09.000 And that keeps them distracted.
00:37:11.000 More football.
00:37:12.000 A football accident or something?
00:37:14.000 You need to do aliens?
00:37:16.000 You don't need to do that!
00:37:19.000 But that might be one that was proposed.
00:37:23.000 If you think about the things that have been proposed, and this is where people get uncomfortable when they talk about conspiracy theories, but there's some that are undeniable, right?
00:37:35.000 Like the Gulf of Tonkin incident that started us into the Vietnam War.
00:37:38.000 But there's another one.
00:37:40.000 It's Operation Northwoods.
00:37:41.000 In Operation Northwoods, they were planning to blow up a drone jetliner and blame it on Cuba.
00:37:47.000 They were going to...
00:37:48.000 Yeah.
00:37:48.000 Arm Cuban friendlies and attack Guantanamo Bay.
00:37:51.000 They were going to sacrifice American lives. 0.92
00:37:53.000 So this is like a real one that they theorized and then Kennedy vetoed.
00:37:58.000 Yeah.
00:37:58.000 Why wouldn't they theorize a fake alien invasion?
00:38:03.000 Oh, I don't doubt it.
00:38:05.000 I mean, imagine if they have some...
00:38:07.000 Top secret stealth bomber looking thing, you know, that they can get us thinking is a UFO and get that thing to just fly over a few cities and then broadcast on CNN that we have made contact with an alien life form.
00:38:22.000 Like, everyone would be in.
00:38:24.000 Yeah.
00:38:25.000 Everyone would believe it.
00:38:26.000 I mean, I feel like the reason they wouldn't do that is just basic energy expenditure and the liberating nature of the other thing is if humanity was freed from the bondage of feeling alone in the universe and suddenly there was a sense of being part of some like cosmic Mycelial network,
00:38:49.000 then I think the result of that wouldn't be some kind of weird sci-fi fascism.
00:38:58.000 The result of that would be people would feel less invested in the world.
00:39:01.000 And for this, if we're going to assign some motivation to these people, I would think the motivation is keep the economies running, keep the workers working so that we can enjoy opulence while they toil.
00:39:15.000 Like the classic move of any tyrant, that's the move.
00:39:19.000 It's like keep them working, give them just enough money to survive, give them some sense that if they work hard enough, liberation's right around the corner, dangle the carrot.
00:39:29.000 But the problem is it's all dependent upon people electing them and they only have a certain amount of time in office.
00:39:35.000 So like this is a flawed system.
00:39:37.000 That's why they would want to take over and have some completely ultra-dominant system that can't be subverted. 0.95
00:39:44.000 You can't have an outsider come in and take over.
00:39:47.000 Well, then you make them believe that the elections are real.
00:39:51.000 No, really!
00:39:52.000 I mean, not to be cynical, but what I'm going to do is give them some kind of like, you know, like you put the steering wheel, I don't even know if they have them anymore, the kid's steering wheel.
00:40:02.000 You put the kid's steering wheel, the kid thinks he's driving the car.
00:40:05.000 Our youngest, we give him the...
00:40:08.000 When we were doing screens, we give him the controller when the oldest is playing.
00:40:13.000 He thinks he's playing too.
00:40:15.000 So you do that.
00:40:16.000 It's the same trick.
00:40:18.000 You're playing the game for sure.
00:40:20.000 No, truly, it's a democracy.
00:40:22.000 Even though over time...
00:40:26.000 Nothing really seems to change.
00:40:28.000 Well, isn't that the baby steps of that election fraud that you experience today?
00:40:33.000 That's the baby steps of that.
00:40:35.000 And if they can get away with a certain amount of election fraud that can tip elections and make it so it's impossible to talk about it. 1.00
00:40:41.000 So if you even bring up the possibility of election fraud, you're a fucking psycho. 1.00
00:40:46.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:40:47.000 And you're a racist and xenophobic and you're transphobic and homophobic and you shouldn't even be a part of America. 1.00
00:40:54.000 We should start locking those people up. 0.99
00:40:58.000 And then they do start locking those people up.
00:41:00.000 And they threaten to lock those people up.
00:41:02.000 They go after those people.
00:41:03.000 I mean, think about it.
00:41:04.000 The January 6th protest was really a protest that people didn't believe the results of the election.
00:41:12.000 You know, man, let me...
00:41:13.000 Think about it that way.
00:41:16.000 Dude, the reason, like...
00:41:20.000 The punishment for these people, to me, is too severe.
00:41:23.000 But, as a long-time hippie, we are attuned to the heat. 1.00
00:41:31.000 And everybody knows, don't fuck around in D.C. What are you fucking doing? 1.00
00:41:35.000 Are you crazy? 1.00
00:41:36.000 You don't fuck around in D.C., man. 1.00
00:41:38.000 That's not a place to fuck around. 1.00
00:41:40.000 Remember when they were like... 0.98
00:41:43.000 beating people for dancing at one of the monuments like people would dance at the monuments and it's you can't dance at the monument so to protest they would go and dance and they would just get thrown on the ground and beaten really yes there's videos of this I bet Jamie could find it wow and which monuments I don't know.
00:42:01.000 Like Lincoln Monument?
00:42:02.000 I wish I knew what the monuments were.
00:42:03.000 Can I dance in front of Lincoln? 1.00
00:42:04.000 You can't dance at the fucking monuments. 1.00
00:42:07.000 And so knowing that if... 1.00
00:42:09.000 Oh, yeah.
00:42:09.000 Cameras everywhere, definitely like reading whatever text you're sending, it's the most secure, has to be the most secure place.
00:42:17.000 Right. 1.00
00:42:17.000 It's the fucking throbbing heart of the wasp's nest. 1.00
00:42:21.000 Right. 1.00
00:42:22.000 You're going to go there and fuck around and think you're going to be okay? 1.00
00:42:26.000 Like if you know... 1.00
00:42:27.000 Like, where do you think you are?
00:42:29.000 You're gonna put your feet up on Nancy Pelosi's desk and fart in her chair?
00:42:33.000 But let's not even talk about those folks.
00:42:35.000 There's people that were just at the protest that are getting arrested.
00:42:39.000 Dude, again, I think I'm coming off as a little too cynical right now.
00:42:43.000 No, no, no.
00:42:43.000 I don't think you are.
00:42:44.000 But I feel like... 0.78
00:42:46.000 There seems to be some level of amnesia regarding the way things work here with people, a naive kind of amnesia about like, you know, inevitably the people in the Darth Vader outfits come out, you know, like when you, you can like fuck with the machine up till a certain point, 0.94
00:43:04.000 you fuck with the machine too much, all of a sudden there's all these people in Darth Vader outfits Beating you with batons, spraying you with water hoses until things get back to normal.
00:43:15.000 And so when people are shocked by this or that, generally shocked by some display of violence or tyranny or any of that stuff, it's always weird to me because it's like, isn't this how it is here? 0.94
00:43:33.000 When was it not like this?
00:43:36.000 What's that...
00:43:38.000 Remember when the protester got shot at the university?
00:43:41.000 They were just shooting protesters in the 60s?
00:43:45.000 Yeah.
00:43:45.000 Kent State.
00:43:46.000 Kent State.
00:43:47.000 So it's like...
00:43:48.000 The National Guard.
00:43:48.000 This notion that it's not like that.
00:43:54.000 And then like...
00:43:56.000 Like poking a stick at the thing directly and not in some asymmetrical way, but really like going in there and seeing, let's see if this time if we poke the tiger, what will happen?
00:44:06.000 And the tiger inevitably bites.
00:44:08.000 And usually this tiger now is a little scarier because it seems to wait a little bit before it bites you.
00:44:15.000 Like it doesn't just bite you right away.
00:44:17.000 It lets you poke it and poke it and poke it. 0.99
00:44:19.000 And then it's gathering information about you, gathering information, finding everything about what you've done, where you've been, who your friends are, and then it fucking bites! 0.98
00:44:29.000 And when it bites, it doesn't let go! 1.00
00:44:32.000 And you're fucked! 1.00
00:44:33.000 You are so fucked! 1.00
00:44:37.000 So all these January 6th guys, they have like a network of people, right? 1.00
00:44:41.000 And all these people that are on these QAnon forums and all these people that are like Trump supporters that are a part of that whole organization thing.
00:44:50.000 How many of them are feds?
00:44:52.000 Dude!
00:44:53.000 A lot.
00:44:54.000 No telling.
00:44:55.000 Yeah.
00:44:55.000 No telling.
00:44:57.000 It's like, wow, man.
00:45:00.000 That's what happens with any group.
00:45:02.000 If you have a group and anyone can join the group, the feds are like, great, let's join the group.
00:45:07.000 Yeah.
00:45:08.000 Why wouldn't they?
00:45:09.000 It's kind of their obligation. 1.00
00:45:11.000 Because what if you do turn out to be a bunch of fucking loons that are trying to blow up the White House? 1.00
00:45:17.000 Exactly. 1.00
00:45:17.000 They have to. 1.00
00:45:18.000 No choice.
00:45:19.000 Like when people say, were there FBI agents at the Capitol? 0.97
00:45:22.000 Well, I fucking hope so. 0.94
00:45:24.000 Of course there were. 0.95
00:45:25.000 You don't want to say it that way.
00:45:26.000 But also, were they encouraging people to go inside?
00:45:30.000 That's where it gets weird.
00:45:32.000 That's where it gets weird.
00:45:33.000 Because if they were just there to make sure that, like, look, if someone says, hey, I got a dirty bomb.
00:45:38.000 Like, if you can find out, like, Roscoe's got a dirty bomb. 0.99
00:45:41.000 She's about to fucking break into Nancy Pelosi's office and blow it up. 1.00
00:45:44.000 Let's go watch. 0.99
00:45:45.000 Yeah.
00:45:45.000 Like, you would need to know, right?
00:45:47.000 Yeah.
00:45:48.000 If you're protecting and serving.
00:45:50.000 But what if you're telling people to go in because you want to make arrests?
00:45:54.000 Or what if the thing was to make it look like something it wasn't, to encourage it to happen?
00:46:00.000 Because you know that there's already going to be a bunch of people protesting. 0.98
00:46:03.000 What if you say, look, the way to do this is let these motherfuckers in and they'll arrest them all and then call it something that it's not. 0.99
00:46:11.000 Don't call it a guided tour. 0.99
00:46:12.000 Call it an insurrection.
00:46:14.000 Cut out. 0.99
00:46:14.000 Don't allow anybody to see any of the footage of the people just leading these folks around, pointing out what things are, letting them walk into the fucking Senate floor. 0.99
00:46:24.000 Don't point that out. 0.98
00:46:26.000 No, get rid of that footage and just have the guys banging on the windows and shit. 0.97
00:46:29.000 Sure. 0.93
00:46:30.000 Dude, I mean...
00:46:30.000 That's kind of what happened.
00:46:32.000 I think that if you were...
00:46:35.000 Not at least contemplating that the people running the most powerful military on planet Earth, who have access to probably an AI that would blow our minds, but also who have gone to military academies where all they've done is study strategy.
00:46:54.000 That's it.
00:46:54.000 You're talking about people who their whole lives, the way we've been working on comedy, they study history, they look at what worked, what didn't work, goals, agendas, and then to imagine that these people are functioning on just some baseline level when it comes to...
00:47:12.000 Achieving this goal or that goal, I think is very naive and very silly and underestimating them in a way that is not going to work for you if you're trying to achieve some kind of actual political change.
00:47:30.000 What do they say?
00:47:31.000 To beat my enemy, I must become like my enemy.
00:47:33.000 And that means, dude, you've got to become a communist.
00:47:37.000 This is why I came on today, Joe.
00:47:41.000 Dude, I have to pee.
00:47:42.000 Let's hold this thought.
00:47:43.000 We'll be right back.
00:47:44.000 Okay.
00:47:45.000 And we're back.
00:47:46.000 The saunas and the cold plunge back to back and all the water you drink.
00:47:51.000 Dude, it's so nice though, man.
00:47:54.000 Isn't it great?
00:47:55.000 It's so great. 0.98
00:47:56.000 It's so fucking great.
00:47:57.000 I'm so glad you guys are doing it. 0.95
00:47:58.000 It's crazy.
00:47:59.000 You got us all.
00:48:00.000 It's so funny watching us all work out.
00:48:03.000 It's really cool.
00:48:04.000 You're like forming a militia.
00:48:05.000 Well, everybody feels better.
00:48:07.000 Yeah, sure.
00:48:08.000 Everybody.
00:48:08.000 Hasan was saying, like, dude, I'm so much stronger.
00:48:10.000 I feel so much better.
00:48:11.000 Yeah.
00:48:12.000 No, it's incredible, man.
00:48:13.000 The impact is tremendous.
00:48:16.000 When you were talking today about, like, you couldn't do chin-ups before, how many did you do today?
00:48:20.000 Well, I was only...
00:48:23.000 Five each set.
00:48:24.000 But, you know, this is going from zero to five.
00:48:28.000 And I told you, I dreamed.
00:48:30.000 Like, last week, I dreamed about doing pull-ups.
00:48:34.000 And, like, this is how far away I've been from doing pull-ups.
00:48:39.000 I'm dreaming it.
00:48:40.000 And I wake up, I'm like, ah, just a dream.
00:48:42.000 So it was really wild. 0.98
00:48:43.000 I was like, fuck, I can do pull-ups now? 0.99
00:48:45.000 This is crazy. 0.99
00:48:46.000 But I lost a lot of weight when I was...
00:48:48.000 Super fat, that was a big part of it, man.
00:48:50.000 When you're overweight, pull-ups obviously are going to be more difficult.
00:48:54.000 When I have more time, I do it different.
00:48:57.000 And I was doing it different than I'm doing it now when I do the pull-up thing.
00:49:01.000 So my bodyweight routine is I do 10 chin-ups, 20 dips, and then usually I do 20 pull-ups with...
00:49:14.000 Whatever the ones they are, I don't know what you would call them, but it's got a bar where your hands are facing.
00:49:21.000 Like if you put your hands together like you're clapping, and then you separate them and grip.
00:49:25.000 They're in that position.
00:49:27.000 And then I do what's called an L chin-up.
00:49:29.000 So you hold your feet out. 0.95
00:49:32.000 Crazy.
00:49:33.000 So your body's in an L position. 0.64
00:49:34.000 So you're working your abs and you're doing this chin-up.
00:49:36.000 I generally do that too.
00:49:38.000 But what I was doing is the sets of 10 of those.
00:49:41.000 10 chin-ups, 20 dips.
00:49:43.000 But when I get to 10, 10 is like a struggle.
00:49:49.000 I probably could do...
00:49:50.000 I don't know how many I can do in a row.
00:49:52.000 Like full ones all the way down.
00:49:54.000 But I know I can do five easy.
00:49:56.000 So if I do ten sets of five, it's easier.
00:50:00.000 Right.
00:50:01.000 You know, I can get 50 in pretty easy.
00:50:04.000 Yeah.
00:50:04.000 It's not hard to do.
00:50:05.000 So you take the...
00:50:06.000 Like when Cameron Haynes' son broke the world chin-up record, he did...
00:50:13.000 8,100 chin-ups in 24 hours.
00:50:17.000 He did sets of five.
00:50:19.000 So you do five, and then you stop.
00:50:20.000 Wait a minute, do another five, and then you stop, and then you wait a minute.
00:50:23.000 And if you do that, five is not hard to do if you can do 10, or if you do 15. So you can bang out five pretty easy.
00:50:30.000 And then over the course of the workout, you get the same amount of reps, but you don't burn out.
00:50:37.000 Right.
00:50:37.000 That's like the Russian way to do it.
00:50:39.000 Russian?
00:50:40.000 Yes.
00:50:41.000 That's the way the kettlebell gurus, guys like Pavel Tatsilin, what their thing is about—this is the concept behind—and I'm paraphrasing it, probably butchering it—but strong first.
00:50:54.000 And the idea is that strength, whether it's chin-ups or kettlebell routines, is a skill.
00:51:00.000 And you don't want to do a skill when you're tired.
00:51:03.000 And the way to get stronger and get all the work in is have much longer workouts with much more time in between sets.
00:51:13.000 So what you would do is you would do, say if you do 10 cleans and presses, instead of 10 you would do 5. And you do 5 and then you wait a long time, like 5 minutes, and then you do another 5. And then you wait a long time, and then you do another 5. So every time you do it,
00:51:29.000 you're fresh.
00:51:29.000 Yeah.
00:51:30.000 So you're getting the same amount of work in as if you did one set of 10 where you get exhausted on the 10th, but you never hit that point of exhaustion.
00:51:39.000 So your body never experiences real fatigue, but you get all the work.
00:51:44.000 No, man.
00:51:45.000 I've been doing it.
00:51:45.000 The first time we worked out, that was something you were doing, which is like we were waiting way longer than I usually wait in between exercises.
00:51:55.000 Yeah, totally.
00:51:56.000 Because I want you guys to...
00:51:57.000 I wanted everybody...
00:51:58.000 Nobody left there wrecked.
00:52:00.000 No, not that time.
00:52:01.000 The only thing that's going to wreck you is the sled.
00:52:03.000 The sled will wreck you.
00:52:04.000 The sled is a demonic hell device. 1.00
00:52:07.000 The torque sled's the shit. 1.00
00:52:09.000 I love that thing. 1.00
00:52:09.000 It tricks you, too. 1.00
00:52:10.000 The fucking torque sled. 1.00
00:52:11.000 Because you feel halfway down. 1.00
00:52:14.000 You're like, I can do this.
00:52:15.000 And then just...
00:52:17.000 Each step is more difficult.
00:52:19.000 Dude, it's... 0.99
00:52:20.000 To me, what's fascinating about getting stronger, and this is obvious to people like you, but to me what's fascinating is, and I know that I'm dumb, but is the revelation, like, shit is actually lighter now. 0.98
00:52:35.000 Like, all this stuff that, like, you know, was causing me to, like, run out of breath, or was a pain in the ass, it's light. 0.98
00:52:44.000 It's... 0.80
00:52:46.000 It's a weird way of reducing the Earth's gravitational field.
00:52:50.000 Like you are existing on a planet with less gravity when you're stronger. 0.99
00:52:55.000 This to me is like, all the aesthetic stuff aside, fuck! 1.00
00:53:00.000 That is so nice! 0.99
00:53:04.000 Again, I think people like you, who've been in shape for a long time, forget What it's like to not be in shape.
00:53:13.000 You see us, you judge us. 0.95
00:53:16.000 But you don't know how fucking hard it is at first just to get to the gym. 0.91
00:53:24.000 I do. 0.93
00:53:24.000 I understand. 0.93
00:53:25.000 I don't know it personally, but I do understand it.
00:53:27.000 I really do.
00:53:28.000 Because I see it with all other things.
00:53:30.000 It's like with everything else that you put off.
00:53:32.000 It's like cleaning your office. 0.99
00:53:35.000 Whatever the fuck it is, you're putting off. 0.99
00:53:37.000 Those things, they're all the same. 0.99
00:53:40.000 They're all the same.
00:53:41.000 And you know you should do them, and you just don't do it. 0.99
00:53:43.000 And you find some other shit to do instead. 0.95
00:53:45.000 And that's what people do about the gym. 0.97
00:53:48.000 The best way to do it is the way we're doing it, because you get together with friends.
00:53:52.000 And we all worked really hard today.
00:53:53.000 We all were laughing the entire time. 0.99
00:53:55.000 That fucking sauna was so fun. 1.00
00:53:57.000 I was in the middle of the sauna, and we're suffering. 1.00
00:54:00.000 Ari just threw some water on the rocks. 0.99
00:54:02.000 Bastard. 0.97
00:54:03.000 I know, but I was sitting there thinking, how fun is this? 0.88
00:54:06.000 Like, we're gonna look back on these days someday and go, God, we're so lucky.
00:54:13.000 I know.
00:54:13.000 We're so lucky.
00:54:15.000 I felt so fortunate.
00:54:17.000 I'm sitting in this sauna.
00:54:19.000 There's six of us in there.
00:54:22.000 Hilarious people. 0.99
00:54:23.000 Six hilarious people in Hassan are just laughing and talking shit to each other. 0.97
00:54:28.000 Hassan and Derek and Ari and Shane and you and me and we're all just laughing. 0.98
00:54:34.000 What's really great about it is it doesn't feel like anybody's taking it for granted.
00:54:38.000 Like everyone feels aware of how cool and funny it is.
00:54:43.000 It's so fun.
00:54:44.000 I'm just sitting after I did the last cold dip.
00:54:46.000 I'm just sitting in the sauna to heat back up.
00:54:49.000 Ari walks in naked. 1.00
00:54:52.000 What life am I in?
00:54:55.000 What is this?
00:54:56.000 It's so cool.
00:54:58.000 It really is.
00:54:59.000 You know, man, I just did a podcast with my friend David McClain.
00:55:03.000 He wrote a book on, like, because he has depression, being depressed and being a parent.
00:55:09.000 And we were talking about depression.
00:55:12.000 And one of the things that triggers it or amplifies it is no social contact.
00:55:17.000 People who get depressed, they stop hanging out.
00:55:20.000 The more you're not hanging out, the more depressed you get.
00:55:23.000 And then we were talking about technologically, how working from home, how technology, as beautiful as it is to work from home...
00:55:32.000 Encouraging depression.
00:55:33.000 Yeah, dude.
00:55:34.000 And he was saying the lifespan has dropped in men because of so many men are killing themselves.
00:55:44.000 The suicide rates are so high right now.
00:55:48.000 Dudes are just offing themselves left and right. 1.00
00:55:52.000 And I was just thinking, fuck, man. 0.99
00:55:55.000 This is not just the pandemic got us working from home. 1.00
00:56:00.000 But it also got us, like, we're seeded into our shells.
00:56:04.000 A lot of people never came out of it the same.
00:56:06.000 Yeah, man.
00:56:07.000 A lot of people, the social anxiety that they carried around with them on a day-to-day basis, then isolation.
00:56:12.000 I know people that are isolated for a long-ass time.
00:56:15.000 Yeah.
00:56:15.000 Some people, do you know it's like some people are virgins when they're 30?
00:56:19.000 They're like, what the fuck? 1.00
00:56:20.000 How do I stay a virgin when I'm fucking 30? 1.00
00:56:22.000 Some people, it's like two and a half years in, they're still locked up in their house. 0.99
00:56:27.000 They're still terrified to go outside.
00:56:28.000 They never, whether they don't have friends, which is also part of it, like if you don't have people around you where you're talking about it, you're like, you know, I think we're okay now.
00:56:36.000 If you don't have people like that around you, then you're all in your own head all the time.
00:56:40.000 And what social circles are you interacting with online?
00:56:43.000 Maybe you're interacting with a bunch of people who are also shut-ins who are terrified of going outside.
00:56:48.000 I know, man.
00:56:49.000 I know a guy who keeps posting stuff about masks.
00:56:53.000 He used to be like a normal dude when he was talking about masking and the importance of masking.
00:56:57.000 Like, now!
00:56:58.000 He's masking now!
00:56:59.000 And talking about masking, posting anything he could find about the benefits of masking.
00:57:04.000 Like, what are you doing, man?
00:57:06.000 I mean, at what point is it—it's quality of life.
00:57:11.000 It's like, even if COVID was like the Black Plague, at some point, what's worth more?
00:57:19.000 Is it even worth being alive if you're— But the thing is about, if someone is isolated and depressed, it's just the same thing as trying to get to the gym.
00:57:26.000 How do you get social?
00:57:28.000 How do you get outside?
00:57:29.000 How do you meet people?
00:57:30.000 How do you make meaningful friendships?
00:57:32.000 It's a miracle.
00:57:34.000 If anybody who's stuck on that glue trap, if they get outside at all, it's a miracle.
00:57:41.000 Much less get therapy, much less...
00:57:43.000 Do something where you interact with other people. 0.99
00:57:46.000 It's all these little fucking miracles that help someone climb out of hell. 0.99
00:57:52.000 Also, they lose their ability to talk to people. 0.99
00:57:54.000 So they don't even know how to express themselves right. 1.00
00:57:57.000 They come off awkward and fucking goofy. 0.99
00:57:59.000 Yeah, and that makes it worse. 0.99
00:58:00.000 And then they're ashamed because that's like depression. 0.99
00:58:02.000 That's a big part of it is just fucking shame. 0.99
00:58:05.000 You feel so ashamed of yourself. 1.00
00:58:07.000 You feel like such a fucking failure and such a loser. 1.00
00:58:10.000 And the depression is like, yeah, you are. 1.00
00:58:12.000 You're awful. 1.00
00:58:14.000 Then suicidal ideation starts and then you normalize that and then the next thing you know you're planning and then you kill yourself. 1.00
00:58:20.000 It's such a sickness and it's fucked up to think that it's so prevalent. 0.94
00:58:26.000 More prevalent right now probably than we know because generally when people are depressed they don't tell anybody because it tells you not to tell anybody. 0.98
00:58:35.000 You don't want to tell anyone because you feel weak. 1.00
00:58:37.000 You feel like such a weak piece of shit. 1.00
00:58:40.000 You don't want to tell anybody. 1.00
00:58:41.000 Keep it quiet.
00:58:41.000 This guy that you were talking to, did he get out of his depression?
00:58:46.000 He started doing ketamine therapy, and it's been helping him a lot.
00:58:51.000 And no, I don't think he's...
00:58:52.000 He's not out of it, but he's in action.
00:58:59.000 He's mitigating it.
00:59:00.000 He's mitigating and doing a good job mitigating it.
00:59:03.000 It's very impressive that he's doing that.
00:59:05.000 Does he exercise?
00:59:09.000 I think so.
00:59:10.000 Yeah.
00:59:10.000 You know what happened to him, though, man?
00:59:12.000 He wrote a whole book on this shit. 1.00
00:59:13.000 He took this stuff. 1.00
00:59:16.000 God, what's it called, man?
00:59:18.000 It's a malaria pill.
00:59:20.000 Do you know about this? 1.00
00:59:21.000 It's so fucked up. 1.00
00:59:22.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00
00:59:24.000 So he was in India taking this malaria medication.
00:59:27.000 That stuff's supposed to wreck you.
00:59:29.000 Dude, I took it.
00:59:30.000 I took it when I went to India.
00:59:32.000 And I had a dream.
00:59:34.000 And in the dream, a pirate skeleton disemboweled me.
00:59:40.000 And I feel it in the dream.
00:59:41.000 I could feel my guts coming out.
00:59:43.000 It was the most vivid, horrible dream.
00:59:44.000 I told some Australian dude, About the dream.
00:59:48.000 And he asked right away if I was on this malaria medication.
00:59:51.000 I'm like, yeah.
00:59:52.000 And he's like, you've got to stop taking that right now.
00:59:54.000 Stop taking it.
00:59:55.000 And I stopped taking it.
00:59:57.000 But he was on this stuff.
00:59:59.000 And so in a train station in India, he gets complete amnesia.
01:00:05.000 Doesn't know his name.
01:00:07.000 Doesn't know...
01:00:08.000 Would you mind looking up the name of the book for me, Jamie?
01:00:10.000 Because I'm not a dick and don't even say the name of his book.
01:00:13.000 It's a great book, by the way.
01:00:16.000 Doesn't know his name, has no idea where he's at, who he is.
01:00:20.000 So they have to put him in a home in India.
01:00:24.000 I think he punched a nurse. 0.98
01:00:25.000 He was so confused and fucking out of it. 0.98
01:00:29.000 And yeah, man, I mean, I asked him if he thinks it's because of that, you know, what happened to him. 0.92
01:00:35.000 He's like, I don't know.
01:00:36.000 It's been a long time since that happened, but...
01:00:38.000 You can't rule it out.
01:00:39.000 Oh my god. 1.00
01:00:40.000 This shit is bad news. 1.00
01:00:42.000 Dave Foley got on it because his family was going to Africa for a vacation and he had to take malaria medication in order to meet them there. 1.00
01:00:53.000 And so he was taking this malaria medication and you're not supposed to drink on it.
01:00:59.000 No.
01:00:59.000 Dave enjoys a drink or two.
01:01:01.000 Yeah.
01:01:02.000 So we were at one of these press things where the actors meet with the press people and Dave got super hostile with this reporter and the guy was trying to talk to him with a little tape recorder and Dave took his tape recorder away and dunked it in his drink.
01:01:19.000 And Dave was like getting really angry with him and no one could figure out what was going on.
01:01:26.000 And I had to like corner him.
01:01:28.000 I had to like stop him from like physically going after a reporter. 1.00
01:01:33.000 Fuck! 1.00
01:01:34.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:01:34.000 And he had no recollection of it. 1.00
01:01:36.000 The next day he came in for the table read and he was like sort of apologizing to everybody.
01:01:40.000 He's like, I'm on this malaria medication and I really don't remember anything that happened. 0.98
01:01:45.000 And I was like, dude, I gotta keep you from kicking someone's ass. 0.97
01:01:47.000 Dude, I can't believe they're still giving it to people. 0.98
01:01:49.000 Dave Foley is the sweetest guy who's ever lived.
01:01:52.000 Like, this is...
01:01:53.000 It's called The Answer to the Question is Me.
01:01:56.000 It's the book.
01:01:57.000 But this... 1.00
01:01:59.000 In the book he talks about so many people have been wrecked by this shit. 0.99
01:02:05.000 And the way it was manufactured and stuff, and I guess it's like when you put a kink in a garden hose, you're basically doing that with your dendrites. 0.99
01:02:16.000 You're clogging up all your neuroreceptors and then all of a sudden sometimes it just rushes out and then you're blasted. 1.00
01:02:25.000 People have permanent damage From this shit. 0.99
01:02:30.000 Do they still give it to people? 1.00
01:02:31.000 I think so.
01:02:32.000 I wish I could remember the name of it.
01:02:34.000 God, Jesus.
01:02:35.000 What is the cure for malaria?
01:02:36.000 Like, if you get malaria.
01:02:39.000 No idea.
01:02:40.000 Is it worth getting and getting over it?
01:02:43.000 Do you get any immunity?
01:02:48.000 The FDA approved use for treating and preventing malaria in 1989, but in the 1990s, stories began to surface regarding some serious side effects among patients who took mefloquine.
01:02:57.000 Yeah, this is the stuff that Justin Wren took, right?
01:03:00.000 Including vivid dreams and nightmares, hallucinations, mania, seizures, depression, suicidal thoughts, and suicide and homicide!
01:03:07.000 Yeah, dude. 1.00
01:03:08.000 This shit is bad news. 1.00
01:03:10.000 Bad news. 1.00
01:03:11.000 Suicide and homicide can cause you to murder people?
01:03:15.000 Cases of chloroquine-induced psychosis have been reported since 1958. Wow.
01:03:21.000 Depersonalization, anxiety, derealization, and visual hallucinations. 0.97
01:03:26.000 I wonder if that hydroxychloroquine shit they're giving people at the beginning of COVID did that. 0.96
01:03:30.000 I was wondering that when I heard about it. 0.97
01:03:32.000 Like, what is that going to do to people?
01:03:34.000 Is hydroxychloroquine what they use for malaria as well?
01:03:40.000 Put hydroxychloroquine, because hydroxychloroquine is like, it became connected inexorably to COVID misinformation, right?
01:03:51.000 Donald Trump, you're a Trumper, you're a magnet supporter, hydroxychloroquine doesn't work.
01:03:56.000 It became like locked into that, which is really interesting.
01:03:59.000 So it's a immunosuppressive drug, an anti-parasite.
01:04:02.000 It can treat and prevent malaria.
01:04:05.000 So it's for malaria.
01:04:08.000 It can also treat lupus and arthritis.
01:04:11.000 Whoa.
01:04:12.000 That's cool. 1.00
01:04:13.000 Yeah, but meanwhile, it's fucking MAGA. It's a MAGA drug. 1.00
01:04:18.000 Isn't it wild that a drug can get labeled as like a foolish drug to take? 1.00
01:04:22.000 Like if you told people today that you're taking ivermectin, they'd be like, what the fuck is wrong with you? 0.99
01:04:27.000 Why would you take that? 0.90
01:04:29.000 Yeah, that was a whole...
01:04:30.000 You're not a horse.
01:04:32.000 Come on, y'all. 1.00
01:04:33.000 Get your shit together. 1.00
01:04:34.000 Remember that? 0.99
01:04:35.000 Dude, I... Listen, as a former fan of catamine, I would always get offended because people are like, isn't that a horse tranquilizer?
01:04:43.000 And you want to be like, no!
01:04:43.000 That was a cat tranquilizer.
01:04:45.000 Exactly.
01:04:45.000 But it's like, first of all, if you do get the animal anesthet...
01:04:50.000 catamine... 0.98
01:04:53.000 Because they don't give a fuck about the animals. 0.98
01:04:55.000 The human stuff is less psychedelic. 1.00
01:04:58.000 The cat shit, they're like, I don't care if you trip out, it's a fucking cat. 1.00
01:05:06.000 Imagine a cat just fucking tripping balls lying there like that bunny. 1.00
01:05:11.000 Talking to aliens, merging with space-time, seeing their past lives. 0.99
01:05:16.000 I remember when Neil Brennan did it.
01:05:18.000 Neil Brennan did it and he came up to me at the store and he was telling me about it.
01:05:22.000 He's like, dude.
01:05:23.000 He goes, I thought, you know, it's going to be just like, you know, mild or something. 0.60
01:05:27.000 I was tripping balls at a doctor's office with an IV drip.
01:05:34.000 Dude, glory be to God.
01:05:36.000 And the interesting data behind it is that That experience, some people don't have it.
01:05:43.000 And it is irrelevant to treatment.
01:05:45.000 So if you go in there and you get it and you don't trip out, sorry.
01:05:49.000 But if you don't, it still will have some statistical probability of mitigating your depression.
01:05:57.000 Oh, so some people don't experience the psychedelic effect?
01:05:59.000 No, apparently not, which I don't understand at all.
01:06:01.000 They say that about DMT as well.
01:06:03.000 There's a certain percentage of the population it just doesn't work on.
01:06:06.000 Maybe it's the way they're metabolizing it or something.
01:06:08.000 I don't know.
01:06:09.000 But it's irrelevant to...
01:06:12.000 Because, you know, my theory on it, my woo-woo theory on it was, oh, the reason it's like treating depression is because it's reminding you that you're not your body.
01:06:22.000 It's reminding you that your body is just an aspect of what you are.
01:06:27.000 And there's some relief from that memory of like, oh, yeah, I'm not just me.
01:06:33.000 There's much more going on here than just me.
01:06:35.000 And then you're not depressed anymore.
01:06:37.000 But no, that isn't it at all.
01:06:38.000 It's having some physiological effect on the human brain that is treating depression.
01:06:44.000 So it's not like a wisdom that comes from the visionary state.
01:06:48.000 The weird thing about depression, when we think about it, we think about it as like a disease.
01:06:53.000 And we never think about it as a state of mind that could be manipulated.
01:06:57.000 We think, like, if a person has depression, like, you want to be respectful.
01:07:01.000 And that person, clearly, they have a problem.
01:07:04.000 There's a medical problem.
01:07:05.000 We need to get them help because they have depression.
01:07:08.000 But everyone that I know that's had depression, where their life got better, they're depression-mitigated.
01:07:16.000 Dude! 0.99
01:07:17.000 I mean, if your life sucks... 1.00
01:07:21.000 Of course, you're going to be depressed. 0.82
01:07:23.000 Like, part of that must be some sort of strategy, some evolutionary advantage to someone who feels that discomfort and then acts because of it.
01:07:35.000 It must be what it is.
01:07:37.000 Dude, it's despair.
01:07:39.000 It's like, you know, the way you get calluses?
01:07:41.000 You're having a rough time long enough, some physiological corollary for what you're going through forms inside of you, you know?
01:07:51.000 And so that's...
01:07:51.000 Depression, I think, is the physical...
01:07:54.000 To let you know you're doing the wrong shit. 0.99
01:07:55.000 And in some way to just numb you down, to... 1.00
01:08:00.000 Like, it's...
01:08:03.000 Your body's sad attempt to help you reduce pain, I think.
01:08:10.000 It's like someone trying to annoy you to change.
01:08:13.000 You're like, Jesus Christ, leave me alone.
01:08:15.000 Stop annoying me.
01:08:16.000 That's not how to do it.
01:08:17.000 That's not how to get me to not be depressed.
01:08:20.000 That's not how to get me to act and do positive things that are going to enrich my life and make me happy and fulfilled.
01:08:26.000 By just making me feel shittier and shittier with every chip I eat.
01:08:30.000 Yeah, dude.
01:08:31.000 You know, just shittier and just more depressed and more sad. 1.00
01:08:36.000 No matter what you've ever done in your life, in that moment you feel like a fucking loser. 1.00
01:08:40.000 You do? 1.00
01:08:42.000 It's...
01:08:42.000 You know, it's like...
01:08:44.000 It's another form of gravity.
01:08:46.000 That's the other aspect of depression is you literally feel heavy.
01:08:51.000 Your bed feels like a magnet.
01:08:56.000 You're getting drawn into this invisible gravity of despair and that gravity, the more you let it grab you, The more entropic you become, the weaker you become.
01:09:08.000 It's just pulling you.
01:09:09.000 It's literally pulling you into the earth.
01:09:12.000 It's pulling you down into the earth. 1.00
01:09:15.000 It's so fucked up. 0.99
01:09:17.000 Dude, I thought I had seasonal affective disorder, which is where in the winter you get depressed. 1.00
01:09:22.000 But then it was diabetes. 1.00
01:09:25.000 Dude, it was fucking diabetes. 0.99
01:09:26.000 My depression, I'm pretty positive. 1.00
01:09:29.000 Well, talk about what we talked about today with the fucking vapes. 1.00
01:09:33.000 Oh, my God. 1.00
01:09:34.000 Yeah, I... So, like, a little over a month ago, found out I had type 2 diabetes.
01:09:42.000 Immediately cut out all sugar, cut out, like, just all sugar.
01:09:47.000 And...
01:09:47.000 First of all, talk about that, because you started texting me, like, five days later.
01:09:51.000 You're like, what the fuck, dude? 0.98
01:09:53.000 I can't believe how good I feel. 1.00
01:09:55.000 Oh, my God, I've been poisoning myself.
01:09:56.000 Born again, man.
01:09:57.000 It was the best... 0.99
01:09:59.000 Because I have bald cancer, I can't get on some of the awesome fucking meds I'd like to get on. 0.97
01:10:06.000 But having chatted with people who have enjoyed testosterone therapy and stuff, and they're like, I feel like I'm a kid again. 0.98
01:10:13.000 It's like that.
01:10:14.000 It was a two-day headache.
01:10:16.000 Two days. 1.00
01:10:17.000 Shit headache. 1.00
01:10:18.000 Rotten headache. 1.00
01:10:19.000 And then suddenly, it's like I'm in a new life.
01:10:24.000 I don't nap anymore.
01:10:27.000 I was like a big napper.
01:10:28.000 I love napping.
01:10:30.000 Isn't that crazy that that's what that is?
01:10:32.000 Oh my God.
01:10:33.000 And you know, nappers out there, if you're doing what I did, you're just sort of like, you romanticize the napping thing.
01:10:41.000 I would think it's a siesta.
01:10:43.000 This is like a, it's completely it.
01:10:46.000 My kids take naps.
01:10:47.000 This is normal.
01:10:50.000 Yeah, dude!
01:10:51.000 The naps are...
01:10:53.000 Not to say that every once in a while I won't get sleepy and take a nap, but that's like...
01:10:56.000 I was doing it as much as I could every day.
01:11:00.000 Like, you know...
01:11:02.000 All these assumptions that I was making regarding age.
01:11:08.000 Like, this must just be part of being old.
01:11:11.000 I guess I'm slowing down now.
01:11:13.000 No! 1.00
01:11:14.000 You have fucking diabetes! 1.00
01:11:16.000 You're like a candied apple. 1.00
01:11:18.000 I am so lucky I didn't die.
01:11:21.000 So yeah, it's one of the most miraculous things that has happened to me ever.
01:11:28.000 It's insane.
01:11:30.000 Like, this...
01:11:32.000 It's part of the reason that I'm regularly exercising because I just...
01:11:39.000 Oh my God, dude.
01:11:40.000 Mood swings. 1.00
01:11:41.000 I was having these fucking mood swings. 1.00
01:11:44.000 Taking insulin spikes. 1.00
01:11:46.000 And insulin spikes.
01:11:47.000 But I'm thinking of seasonal affective disorder, maybe some undiagnosed mania.
01:11:53.000 I guess this is just, oh, I'm in one of those moods again. 0.99
01:11:57.000 Now that I've been taking my fucking blood sugar... 0.87
01:12:00.000 I know at this level this is what I feel like and I can tell when it's up just by like how I start feeling and so yeah the vaping story I keep thinking of Tony Hinchcliffe relentlessly roasting me for ear beating people about my diabetes I don't want to do it much longer he's so I love it when he starts fucking tell us more about your diabetes but yeah so yeah I am I went on a family trip where 0.97
01:12:31.000 I was vaping much less than I do, and suddenly my blood sugar starts leveling out.
01:12:38.000 I would wake up, which is the important number when you wake up, your fasting blood sugar would be non-diabetic normal.
01:12:45.000 Get back to Austin. 1.00
01:12:48.000 And then, because I'm in my studio, I start vaping like an idiot again. 0.99
01:12:52.000 And all of a sudden, the blood sugar starts getting fucking weird. 0.99
01:12:56.000 And, you know, I'm thinking, like, what did I eat? 0.71
01:12:59.000 Like, what if I put my body, because I've just cut out all sugar.
01:13:02.000 Like, what is it?
01:13:03.000 Is it like, what's getting into me?
01:13:06.000 Is it the milk that I put creamer in my coffee? 1.00
01:13:09.000 I'm so dumb. 0.99
01:13:10.000 Yeah. 0.99
01:13:10.000 I'm like, smoking cherry cola vapes? 0.99
01:13:14.000 What could it be?
01:13:16.000 What could be the culprit behind this?
01:13:18.000 And then, yeah, so I quit vaping.
01:13:21.000 So we found out today.
01:13:22.000 We Googled it today.
01:13:24.000 Yeah.
01:13:24.000 That a lot of these vapes have sugar in them.
01:13:27.000 Shocker.
01:13:29.000 Alcohol sugar.
01:13:30.000 Or sugar alcohol. 1.00
01:13:31.000 Yeah, I mean, totally, like, totally fucked. 0.99
01:13:35.000 I mean, it's, but, you know, again, it's like, Yeah. 0.99
01:13:39.000 Of course.
01:13:39.000 They're bad for you.
01:13:40.000 Also, they have flavor.
01:13:42.000 What do you think that flavor is made out of?
01:13:43.000 You think they're using all-natural ingredients at the vape factory?
01:13:48.000 Yeah.
01:13:49.000 What's making that fake strawberry taste?
01:13:52.000 Dude, I know.
01:13:53.000 I was honestly bummed out when I realized I was going to have to say goodbye to my pacifier.
01:13:59.000 Yeah, but that pacifier is weird because it's only good the first hit or two.
01:14:03.000 True.
01:14:04.000 And then something happens, and then you're just chasing this dragon that you never get.
01:14:08.000 You're just demolishing. 0.70
01:14:10.000 You're just sucking on it and nothing's happening. 0.99
01:14:12.000 You just feel anxiety. 0.99
01:14:14.000 And you know what it was, man?
01:14:15.000 Another two-day headache. 1.00
01:14:17.000 I went through another two-day fucking shit withdrawal period and now I don't give a shit about them. 1.00
01:14:23.000 I've been thinking how... 1.00
01:14:26.000 Many of us are two days away from the kingdom of heaven.
01:14:30.000 Like two days away from...
01:14:32.000 And the only thing keeping us from it is like a mildly annoying headache.
01:14:38.000 It's so sad.
01:14:40.000 It is sad.
01:14:41.000 It's weird too.
01:14:42.000 It's sad and weird.
01:14:43.000 Did you see this video a couple weeks ago?
01:14:45.000 Yeah.
01:14:45.000 A bunch of kids testing them.
01:14:47.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:14:47.000 Disgusting. 1.00
01:14:48.000 Yeah, that's what you're making out with every time you're... 0.99
01:14:50.000 Yeah.
01:14:51.000 These poor kids that probably have lung diseases.
01:14:54.000 Dude, what kind of diseases do they get working in this factory testing vapes? 1.00
01:14:58.000 When I was in the throes of vape addiction and I saw that, I honestly was like, that seems nice.
01:15:03.000 They're meticulously inspecting all of them.
01:15:05.000 These guys are just blasting vapes all day.
01:15:09.000 It probably is a counterfeit place.
01:15:11.000 Elf Bar swiftly clarified the factory seeing the videos entirely unrelated to their operations.
01:15:15.000 Oh, that's good news.
01:15:17.000 Elfbar's CEO, Victor Zhao, expressed his concern, stating, consumers would be, oh, condition under which these products are produced.
01:15:25.000 I don't remember what it said.
01:15:26.000 It's a valid concern.
01:15:28.000 These revelations coincide With the Food and Drug Administration's struggles to control unauthorized flavor vaping products, pouring in from China, health authorities have raised alarms about the flavor disposable vapes, especially due to their popularity amongst young people.
01:15:46.000 In June, the FDA took the decisive action.
01:15:49.000 This sounds like propaganda.
01:15:50.000 Compelling all 180 stores across the U.S. See, maybe they paid people to do this just so they could put that video out there on TikTok and try to ban vapes. 0.99
01:15:58.000 I guess the fucking R.J. Reynolds is losing money. 0.98
01:16:01.000 Dude, I can't even imagine what a hit. 0.99
01:16:04.000 They probably took a big hit when people started vaping. 1.00
01:16:06.000 Yeah, I mean, primitive fucking cigarettes, but they don't fucking blast your blood sugar, man. 0.99
01:16:11.000 That's the thing. 0.99
01:16:12.000 Yeah, those vapes. 1.00
01:16:14.000 You're getting some sugar. 0.99
01:16:16.000 And if you're sucking on it like you do, boy, you're hitting that bad boy all day long. 0.99
01:16:19.000 You saw me doing it. 1.00
01:16:20.000 Just bad news.
01:16:21.000 I'm such an addict, dude. 0.99
01:16:22.000 Just fucking puffing away. 1.00
01:16:24.000 But I think for your brain, the Zin pouches and these Rogue pouches, they're the best in terms of the cognitive benefits of nicotine. 0.99
01:16:34.000 I feel them the most.
01:16:36.000 Yeah.
01:16:36.000 And they don't make me lightheaded and weird.
01:16:39.000 No.
01:16:40.000 The vape thing, what I like about the vape thing is their first hit.
01:16:42.000 It's like, whee!
01:16:44.000 That's what I like.
01:16:44.000 Oh, yeah.
01:16:45.000 I like that.
01:16:45.000 You know what I used to like it?
01:16:47.000 I used to like it right after I got done working out. 0.91
01:16:49.000 So I would do all my shit in the morning, and then I'd be driving to work, and I'd take a big blast of it right when I'm starting to drive to work. 0.93
01:16:56.000 Just wee. 0.98
01:16:57.000 Everything's beautiful.
01:16:58.000 But that never comes back.
01:17:00.000 You only get that for the first hit.
01:17:02.000 But then you always want to try to recreate it, so you try to hit it again, but it's never there.
01:17:05.000 It's never there. 0.98
01:17:06.000 Never fucking there. 0.97
01:17:07.000 Never there. 0.99
01:17:07.000 Yeah, never there. 0.99
01:17:08.000 Yeah, I mean, for all my vape friends out there, I'm not shaming you.
01:17:12.000 If you don't have diabetes, you know?
01:17:13.000 Yeah.
01:17:14.000 Keep vaping.
01:17:16.000 Yeah, if you don't have diabetes, whatever.
01:17:17.000 Don't keep vaping.
01:17:19.000 It's not a good habit.
01:17:22.000 It's a weird habit because I don't think it does much for you.
01:17:27.000 I think there's really something to nicotine.
01:17:33.000 There's, without a doubt, there's a cognitive benefit to nicotine that's actually been demonstrated.
01:17:38.000 Like, they've done some studies on nicotine.
01:17:41.000 And nicotine also has some sort of a neuroprotective effect.
01:17:45.000 Like, Huberman's talked pretty extensively about nicotine, the benefits of nicotine.
01:17:49.000 But he's very, very anti-vape.
01:17:52.000 Well, I mean, you know, with all—whatever your favorite consciousness expander is, you know, I just love the ethic of personal responsibility.
01:18:01.000 Like, you have to be responsible for yourself. 0.99
01:18:04.000 You have to recognize when you have become imprisoned by the damn thing. 0.98
01:18:10.000 And I'm so good at pretending I'm not imprisoned by— But you're used to doing it with video games. 0.99
01:18:16.000 Right.
01:18:17.000 That's what I'm talking...
01:18:18.000 Exactly.
01:18:18.000 Like, all of these...
01:18:20.000 I don't mean to keep harping on this dumb idea that I just had this morning.
01:18:24.000 It's like, it's these gravitational fields, right?
01:18:27.000 And, like, inevitably you become sucked in to this thing or that.
01:18:33.000 And it produces astounding imbalance in your life.
01:18:37.000 But the imbalance...
01:18:39.000 You can trick yourself into pretending the imbalance isn't really there.
01:18:44.000 And that's... 0.99
01:18:46.000 Addicts were very good at that so you it's denial or whatever your ignorance so you ignore the imbalance you ignore like you don't check in with your body or you assume that your shitty feeling is normal you normalize the day-to-day shit feeling and then to begin to like pull things out of your environment and see how you feel when they're gone is It's very hard to do because you're glued to the damn thing. 0.99
01:19:15.000 It's a pacifier, whatever it may be. 0.99
01:19:19.000 I'm lucky, man, because without diabetes, I'm a dad. 1.00
01:19:24.000 I can't have a fucking stroke. 0.99
01:19:26.000 I can't have a heart attack. 1.00
01:19:28.000 So that was all I needed. 1.00
01:19:32.000 Wake you the fuck up. 1.00
01:19:34.000 Wake me the fuck up! 0.99
01:19:35.000 Yeah, you can get trapped because it doesn't feel like it's impacting you that much every day. 0.97
01:19:40.000 Every day?
01:19:40.000 It's like it's not a big deal.
01:19:41.000 I feel the same.
01:19:42.000 I feel the same.
01:19:43.000 I'm just...
01:19:43.000 Yeah.
01:19:46.000 Yeah.
01:19:47.000 A little bit of a buzz.
01:19:49.000 Yeah.
01:19:49.000 But meanwhile, you're slowly rotting yourself.
01:19:53.000 I think with augmented reality, if there was a way to visualize it, if you could see a vape anaconda that had wrapped itself around you that was slowly tightening and tightening and tightening.
01:20:07.000 Like the government.
01:20:12.000 Don't tread on me!
01:20:14.000 Literally.
01:20:15.000 Yeah, man.
01:20:16.000 I think that it's a really...
01:20:20.000 But I do feel like built in...
01:20:22.000 I like universe as...
01:20:25.000 Or universe as class.
01:20:27.000 Like I like...
01:20:28.000 Ram Dass would talk about this.
01:20:29.000 The universe is a...
01:20:30.000 We're in a curriculum here.
01:20:32.000 And it seems like it's part of the curriculum.
01:20:36.000 Is...
01:20:37.000 Having these weights that we were sort of karmically, when you start like waking up or whatever you want to call it or wanting a better life, the first thing you notice is like where you're stuck, where you're trapped. 0.93
01:20:52.000 And then Every time you just lift that up just a little bit, fuck, you get this sense of something. 0.82
01:21:01.000 What you're feeling is freedom. 0.98
01:21:03.000 It's like you've been in a dark room and a window opens up for a second and you get this little glimpse of light.
01:21:09.000 And then you start like...
01:21:13.000 Freeing yourself here and there, a little bit here and there, here and there.
01:21:16.000 And then all of a sudden, you're in a different universe.
01:21:20.000 It's a different reality.
01:21:22.000 And I think that maybe that's built in to the thing that we're in right now is that...
01:21:28.000 You're supposed to have some encumbrance. 1.00
01:21:30.000 You're supposed to have some stupid shit you're doing repetitively that's hurting you, not because the universe is evil, but because it's there to teach you. 1.00
01:21:38.000 It's your friend in a weird way. 1.00
01:21:40.000 Well, you need a force to act against in order to progress.
01:21:44.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:21:45.000 And if you really believe that we're here to create artificial life, which I kind of do, You would need these forces.
01:21:53.000 You would need things that motivate you into action.
01:21:57.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:21:57.000 These are those things.
01:21:59.000 And so, you know, anytime I... Shift my thinking when it comes to whatever the fuck I happen to be like stuck in to like, oh, this is like a trainer. 0.92
01:22:11.000 Like this thing is your coach. 0.98
01:22:13.000 It's your guru.
01:22:15.000 You want to talk about the real guru. 1.00
01:22:17.000 It's your fucking vape addiction. 1.00
01:22:20.000 It's your over drinking. 1.00
01:22:21.000 It's like that thing is teaching you better than any book or any person could.
01:22:26.000 It's in the moment demonstrating to you all the mystical truths, which is, you know, you're stuck.
01:22:34.000 It's called samsara.
01:22:36.000 You're stuck in this loop of suffering, this endless loop of suffering that you are imposing on yourself.
01:22:42.000 You know that C.S. Lewis quote?
01:22:45.000 The gates of hell are locked from the inside.
01:22:49.000 Isn't that great? 0.99
01:22:50.000 Anytime you want out, you can get the fuck out. 0.99
01:22:53.000 Ooh, that's a good one. 0.99
01:22:54.000 It's a good one.
01:22:55.000 That's a good one.
01:22:58.000 For many people, it's true, but many people, they live in Gaza.
01:23:02.000 It's not true.
01:23:03.000 It's like it's not locked in the inside.
01:23:05.000 Gates of hell are just the existence you find yourself in, you know?
01:23:08.000 But, true.
01:23:10.000 I mean, like, no one get mad at me. 0.99
01:23:12.000 I'm not talking about fucking Gaza. 0.99
01:23:13.000 No, no, no. 0.99
01:23:13.000 I mean, I'm just saying. 0.99
01:23:15.000 It's like there's hell that has nothing to do with you.
01:23:18.000 But this is where it gets really deep.
01:23:21.000 This is where it gets really deep, is because, like, the There's like the human reality or relative reality, which is everything going on in your life. 0.99
01:23:33.000 And some of the things going on in your life, you're doing to your fucking self. 1.00
01:23:37.000 You're an alcoholic, you're addicted to meth, whatever the fuck your current thing happens to be. 1.00
01:23:42.000 Some of the things going on in life, you're not doing to yourself. 1.00
01:23:46.000 You're in some shitty part of the world. 0.57
01:23:48.000 You're experiencing some tragedy in your family. 0.99
01:23:51.000 You're not doing that to yourself.
01:23:53.000 Right.
01:23:56.000 This is just one part of the story.
01:23:58.000 The other part of the story is for the self to even exist, you have to have this awareness or consciousness or emptiness is what they call it in Buddhism. 0.95
01:24:11.000 For any of this shit to be here, there has to be space around it. 0.92
01:24:15.000 So you're also the space too. 0.98
01:24:17.000 You're not just the stuff. 0.84
01:24:19.000 And so when shit's going wrong, you get sucked into the You're fixating and differentiating. 0.98
01:24:25.000 This is good. 0.99
01:24:26.000 This is bad.
01:24:27.000 To try to protect yourself, you lose track of the other side of things, which is this infinite...
01:24:36.000 Transcendent perfect field of awareness and that is not touched by the world so even in the worst of conditions if you can remember that part of you and not just the part of you that is in undergoing God knows what kind of suffering then suddenly there's a way to manage The situation without being so reactive anymore.
01:25:03.000 That's the thing people forget, is that other side.
01:25:07.000 It's easy to forget.
01:25:10.000 In the old days, the only way I found it was through high doses of LSD, where suddenly you're no longer encumbered by your thoughts.
01:25:18.000 You're no longer fixating on the human incarnation.
01:25:22.000 You know?
01:25:23.000 And then suddenly you're like, you remember.
01:25:26.000 It feels like you're remembering.
01:25:28.000 It's not like you have been implanted with something.
01:25:31.000 It's like, oh, right.
01:25:33.000 I'm this. 1.00
01:25:34.000 Like you know at the base of who you are, but you're always juggling bullshit. 0.99
01:25:40.000 You're just constantly surrounded by distractions and bullshit and all these different things that keep you from understanding your true self. 0.99
01:25:49.000 That's it. 0.99
01:25:54.000 Relative reality is the bullshit or your credit card bills and all the stuff we all have to do in the earth realm. 0.96
01:26:02.000 Absolute reality would be considered the fundamental ground of non-judgmental awareness. 0.98
01:26:07.000 Mm-hmm. 0.97
01:26:08.000 But if you get too caught up in that one, like if you get too caught up in Earthrealm shit, you become neurotic, fixated, paranoid, freaked out, angry, insecure, lost in a desire for people to see you as something that you're probably not. 0.97
01:26:24.000 If you get too caught up in the other side, though, then you, like... 0.96
01:26:29.000 Detach from the world.
01:26:31.000 And then another kind of imbalance happens.
01:26:34.000 That's called eternalism or absolutism.
01:26:36.000 And now you aren't, you know, in the class anymore. 0.99
01:26:39.000 Now you're like being all aloof and shit. 0.99
01:26:42.000 Like that dude in Breakfast Club. 1.00
01:26:44.000 Remember that annoying guy in Breakfast Club with the trench coat?
01:26:47.000 Now you're all aloof to the world.
01:26:48.000 Oh, I'm not of this place.
01:26:53.000 That's such a defense mechanism.
01:26:55.000 Absolutely.
01:26:56.000 Because both are happening.
01:26:58.000 So you have to hold both.
01:26:59.000 That's the idea.
01:27:00.000 You have to figure out a way to exist in relative and absolute reality together.
01:27:09.000 That's the final bunny.
01:27:11.000 That's the final bunny! 0.95
01:27:13.000 Yeah!
01:27:14.000 We are the bunny!
01:27:15.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:27:16.000 We're already fucking there. 0.99
01:27:17.000 Yeah, we're the bunny. 0.99
01:27:18.000 We're the final bunny.
01:27:19.000 We're on our way to becoming the final bunny.
01:27:21.000 I just wonder how it takes place.
01:27:24.000 And, you know, I would never be able to guess because I would have never guessed...
01:27:28.000 I would have never believed that you would have a cell phone on you all the time that allows you to communicate with people and take pictures and videos.
01:27:36.000 I would have never thought that was going to happen.
01:27:38.000 You told me in like 98 that like a Motorola StarTech, like those little shitty phones with the antenna that pulled out, and you remember those?
01:27:49.000 They had a replaceable battery in the back.
01:27:52.000 Have you told me that within 20 years, Because it's really all it was.
01:27:59.000 You would be watching video on that and making video and FaceTiming people and getting Wi-Fi on it.
01:28:07.000 Anywhere you go, you're connected to the internet with high speed, watching movies and viewing all kinds of websites.
01:28:15.000 You'd get all your information from that.
01:28:17.000 You would get all your social interaction from that.
01:28:20.000 People would be dating off of that.
01:28:22.000 No one saw it coming, man.
01:28:24.000 So who knows what's coming next?
01:28:26.000 Who knows?
01:28:27.000 Yeah, 20 years from now, I'll be like, if you told me 20 years ago that I could disassemble myself at the molecular level and transform into anything I wanted instantaneously, I would have been like, that's insane.
01:28:39.000 There's no way I'm going to be stuck in this form forever.
01:28:42.000 It could be Kurzweil.
01:28:44.000 That's...
01:28:45.000 That Kurzweil, that's one of his predictions.
01:28:48.000 Nanobots transforming our DNA at the molecular level.
01:28:56.000 CRISPR. CRISPR, but CRISPR from home.
01:29:00.000 You can download a new DNA configuration.
01:29:05.000 If that happens, that's what's going to be really weird.
01:29:08.000 Because if people could just be any form they want...
01:29:14.000 If someone wants to be transgender, how about you actually become a real woman? 1.00
01:29:18.000 How about you actually have double X chromosomes? 1.00
01:29:21.000 And how about you actually have a vagina and tits? 1.00
01:29:25.000 And you can look like Marilyn Monroe. 1.00
01:29:29.000 We're so close to being able to make fake life.
01:29:34.000 Dude, yeah.
01:29:35.000 When they're doing DNA printing, where does that go?
01:29:41.000 I was saying that the other day, isn't that the original Atari Pong, which is so primitive?
01:29:46.000 And then you look at the Unreal 5 engine with shadows and dust, and it looks realistic.
01:29:51.000 Is that what's going to be happening with these DNA printers?
01:29:55.000 Are they going to be able to make life forms?
01:29:57.000 Dude, for sure.
01:29:58.000 I mean, we are...
01:29:59.000 The whole culture wars over transgenderism are the foreshock of what's coming. 0.99
01:30:08.000 Like, already, like, that has produced rifts and fucking... 0.99
01:30:14.000 Who would have ever thought that? 0.99
01:30:15.000 Who would have ever thought that gender was going to be a focus? 1.00
01:30:18.000 But the real focus is identity itself.
01:30:22.000 That's where we're headed.
01:30:23.000 It's like we are so about to have a midlife crisis as our species because we have really become convinced regarding what identity is even though we We don't know.
01:30:36.000 Which is why AI is so hilarious.
01:30:39.000 Because people are like, that thing isn't self-aware.
01:30:42.000 It's not sentient.
01:30:43.000 It's like, are you?
01:30:44.000 Have you thought about whether you even are?
01:30:46.000 Like, how do we even identify consciousness at all?
01:30:49.000 Quantify it.
01:30:50.000 We don't know how to do it.
01:30:51.000 The very thing that makes us what we are.
01:30:54.000 We have no way.
01:30:56.000 Of really understanding what it is, how it works.
01:30:58.000 There's theories of consciousness. 0.99
01:30:59.000 No one fucking knows. 0.95
01:31:01.000 And so this is what we're slamming into now. 0.99
01:31:03.000 And then the moment you can inject yourself or take some medicine or go to some like robot doctor and be like, hey, you know, for the next couple of weeks, I want to experience life as a Filipino. 0.99
01:31:17.000 And so you take some shit that transforms you into whatever ethnicity, gender, maybe animal that you want. 0.99
01:31:25.000 Now what are we going to do about that? 1.00
01:31:29.000 What if I just want to experience life as a Native American?
01:31:33.000 If I do that, is that cultural appropriation?
01:31:38.000 Of course it is. 0.75
01:31:38.000 Because you don't have a mental history being a Native American. 0.75
01:31:41.000 But if we can download that into you as well, Duncan, then you're okay.
01:31:45.000 Because now you're not trans anymore. 0.98
01:31:47.000 Now you're an actual Native American. 0.99
01:31:49.000 So now we can create artificial memories and then we have people running around that really believe they came off the fucking Mayflower. 0.99
01:31:56.000 Dude, it's coming, baby! 0.98
01:31:59.000 It's coming in all forms.
01:32:01.000 Vikings, everything.
01:32:02.000 Everything.
01:32:03.000 And the root of it, I think, is a general insecurity in most humans because most people at some level understand You're not really what you say you are.
01:32:17.000 You're not really your body.
01:32:18.000 You're not really some constant identity. 1.00
01:32:20.000 You change all the fucking time. 0.99
01:32:23.000 You might work really hard to maintain some stable, this is me thing, but you know that's not really what you are, who you are. 0.99
01:32:31.000 And I think this is, for a lot of people, this is unpalatable.
01:32:36.000 And so, yeah, man, I think we're about to smash into the most hilarious Era in human history.
01:32:46.000 Arguments over the human's right to become anything they want.
01:32:53.000 Right.
01:32:54.000 Right.
01:32:54.000 That's going to be really weird.
01:32:56.000 Because if you could become a super genius, that's also gigantic.
01:33:02.000 Yeah.
01:33:02.000 What's to stop you from being a nine-foot-tall Hulk?
01:33:06.000 Nothing.
01:33:06.000 Nothing.
01:33:07.000 And it's going to hurt those poor motherfuckers who've been shattering their legs to get taller. 1.00
01:33:11.000 You know about that? 1.00
01:33:12.000 Oh, that's so crazy.
01:33:13.000 I think they do it at home with sledgehammers.
01:33:16.000 Yeah.
01:33:16.000 Well, no, no.
01:33:17.000 They do it with like a screw that they cut their bone and they attach it with this thing where they have it like a millimeter apart.
01:33:25.000 And then you keep separating with this screw.
01:33:27.000 It's weird.
01:33:27.000 Wild.
01:33:28.000 And then once you do it, now the whole proportions of your body are goofy.
01:33:33.000 So, like, athletics are out the window.
01:33:35.000 Like, I don't even know if you can run anymore.
01:33:37.000 I mean, I don't know what...
01:33:39.000 What is it?
01:33:40.000 Is there any success stories from people that have done that and you see them running and stuff?
01:33:46.000 Dude...
01:33:46.000 It seems crazy.
01:33:47.000 Because your proportions, this is what you grew up with.
01:33:51.000 All your ligaments, all your tendons, all your muscles... 0.99
01:33:53.000 Your back must get all fucked up. 0.99
01:33:55.000 How does it not? 0.99
01:33:56.000 So these are guys that you can see him taller, but can you see him doing stuff?
01:34:00.000 I know it works.
01:34:02.000 There's a guy that I follow on Instagram that he was already a big guy.
01:34:06.000 He was like six feet tall or six foot two.
01:34:09.000 He wanted to get bigger.
01:34:09.000 He wanted to get bigger, and he gained like six inches.
01:34:16.000 I just want to see, like, has anybody done it?
01:34:19.000 Can you run?
01:34:20.000 Can you kick a bag? 1.00
01:34:21.000 Can you fucking lift weights? 1.00
01:34:24.000 Like, what can you do? 1.00
01:34:26.000 Is that the same guy?
01:34:28.000 Right.
01:34:28.000 He's at the gym.
01:34:29.000 Like, his upper body.
01:34:30.000 But I want to see, like, yeah, see, look how he's walking.
01:34:32.000 Like, this is crazy.
01:34:35.000 Oh, man.
01:34:36.000 New achievement unlocked.
01:34:37.000 He can walk.
01:34:37.000 He might have just had the surgery, though.
01:34:38.000 I don't think so, dude.
01:34:40.000 I think you're in crutches for a long time.
01:34:44.000 How?
01:34:45.000 Yeah, this guy that I'm watching on Instagram, go to Instagram, go to gotmykneesdone.com.
01:34:56.000 That guy.
01:34:57.000 So this guy was already gigantic.
01:35:01.000 He was already a big, huge guy, and he decided he wanted to be six inches taller.
01:35:04.000 So he's been doing this, and he's now rebuilding his legs, and he's documenting it all.
01:35:13.000 Kind of crazy, man.
01:35:14.000 Dude.
01:35:15.000 They just separate your...
01:35:18.000 You see, now he's walking with canes. 0.97
01:35:22.000 Look how big his arms are, and his legs are still all fucked up from the surgery. 0.99
01:35:28.000 Man. 0.99
01:35:29.000 But the thing is, at the end of it, can you run?
01:35:32.000 Are you barely walking?
01:35:35.000 I've never seen anybody...
01:35:36.000 He's pressing some weight.
01:35:38.000 Doing presses.
01:35:39.000 But he's strengthening his legs.
01:35:40.000 That's part of the rehabilitation process.
01:35:42.000 Doesn't look like it's very heavy.
01:35:44.000 But my question is success stories.
01:35:47.000 So Google leg strengthening success stories. 0.99
01:35:50.000 Not just are you taller, but are you fucked now? 0.99
01:35:54.000 What happens? 1.00
01:35:56.000 It seems like you'd be fucked. 1.00
01:35:57.000 Like, imagine if your shin was all of a sudden six inches longer. 1.00
01:36:00.000 Seems like it.
01:36:01.000 You'd be all like...
01:36:02.000 Seems like it would be...
01:36:03.000 You wouldn't even know how to step.
01:36:05.000 It would hurt so...
01:36:06.000 They have metal in their legs after that? 1.00
01:36:08.000 Like, fucking stepping weird and shit. 0.99
01:36:10.000 I mean, I guess eventually you would adapt to it, but... 1.00
01:36:13.000 Fuck, man. 1.00
01:36:14.000 And then... 1.00
01:36:15.000 Six years from now...
01:36:17.000 All I have to do is just press the button in on you.
01:36:19.000 I'd like to be seven feet tall today.
01:36:21.000 There you go.
01:36:21.000 And you're just like, I'm just eating steak so I can catch up with the molecular structure change of...
01:36:26.000 Dude, it's gonna be a sad day for all the body mod people because it's like, fuck dude, you did this like relatively like primitive savage fucking therapy and just right around the corner Most of our patients are able to run just like before after they've fully recovered from the height and crease surgery. 0.62
01:36:46.000 But it's important to know that everyone's journey is a bit different. 0.98
01:36:49.000 In the beginning, you might find your endurance isn't what it used to be, of course, or you might run a bit slower, or even notice your walking style has changed a bit.
01:36:57.000 This is all normal.
01:36:58.000 The key is to be patient with yourself and listen to what your body is telling you.
01:37:00.000 Sometimes you might need a more physical therapy, or you might need a more physical therapy?
01:37:05.000 Or, in rare cases, another surgery to address any issues that arise.
01:37:11.000 Ben, I want to see...
01:37:13.000 Can you just show me...
01:37:16.000 Can you Google post leg strengthening?
01:37:20.000 I tried running.
01:37:22.000 I'm trying to get there.
01:37:23.000 There's no real videos that I was seeing.
01:37:27.000 Legs-lengthening surgery gone wrong.
01:37:29.000 It's the same guy here.
01:37:32.000 It's really weird, man.
01:37:34.000 I'll try.
01:37:35.000 I'll keep trying along.
01:37:36.000 You know, that's...
01:37:38.000 That's extreme.
01:37:39.000 With a neural lace, the dream would be instead of getting leg lengthening surgery, you change your brain so you don't care how tall you are.
01:37:48.000 That fixes the whole problem.
01:37:50.000 That doesn't fix the problem if you're trying to get laid and you're 5'1".
01:37:52.000 Well, you don't care about getting laid anymore. 1.00
01:37:55.000 You take that out of your system, too.
01:37:56.000 You become an alien.
01:37:57.000 So this guy's at it.
01:37:58.000 He's not moving very well, but he's moving.
01:38:01.000 So he gained seven centimeters.
01:38:03.000 What is that in inches?
01:38:05.000 Three, two, three. 0.84
01:38:07.000 Jesus Christ.
01:38:08.000 Four.
01:38:12.000 How it goes.
01:38:13.000 But look at how...
01:38:14.000 It's like the...
01:38:16.000 The way we react to people doing that is like we recoil.
01:38:22.000 There is built into us.
01:38:23.000 It's like the idea is the avatar that you were born with and whatever this simulation is, you don't get to change that avatar.
01:38:30.000 You keep the avatar the way it is.
01:38:33.000 You could do shifts to the avatar by losing weight, gaining weight, getting muscles, dye your hair, get a wig.
01:38:39.000 But the moment you start changing that avatar in extreme ways, People are like, you can't do that!
01:38:48.000 You change your avatar!
01:38:49.000 Well, I'm just worried about these people's, the long-term consequences of this.
01:38:53.000 I'm not worried about, like, if there was a way they could do it and just do it, I mean, I'm just thinking, how many success stories, like, what is the long-term history of this?
01:39:03.000 Like, how many people have done this?
01:39:04.000 Like, what is it, what's the effect on your hips long-term?
01:39:07.000 Here's a guy.
01:39:08.000 This guy did it a long time ago?
01:39:09.000 Yeah, he's doing squatting, running, and some, like, high knees and stuff.
01:39:13.000 Wow.
01:39:14.000 It worked.
01:39:16.000 Look at that.
01:39:17.000 It's fine.
01:39:17.000 So he's been doing it.
01:39:19.000 How long is he out of surgery?
01:39:20.000 I don't know specifically.
01:39:22.000 He looks like a regular athlete.
01:39:24.000 He doesn't look like he's having any problems.
01:39:26.000 No problems.
01:39:27.000 But he also has those pads over his shins, which leads me to think that he still has little scars there.
01:39:33.000 But everyone who watches him jump winces because they think his legs are going to snap.
01:39:37.000 That's him running?
01:39:38.000 This looks like before.
01:39:39.000 Right here in the description, it says he wasn't able to sprint all out, but could do stuff a year later.
01:39:48.000 A year later.
01:39:49.000 After rehabbed and regained full athletic ability.
01:39:53.000 Surpassing my previous best prior to leg lengthening surgery.
01:39:56.000 Interesting.
01:39:59.000 So there's one example I found. 0.98
01:40:02.000 Fucking cool. 0.87
01:40:04.000 I love it, man. 0.95
01:40:05.000 I welcome it.
01:40:06.000 I can't wait to see the hybrid humans that are going to just be right around the corner, man. 1.00
01:40:10.000 There's going to be some wild people.
01:40:12.000 Wings.
01:40:12.000 Yeah, for sure wings.
01:40:14.000 That's going to be the first thing.
01:40:15.000 Who doesn't want to be an eagle, man? 1.00
01:40:16.000 Fucking wings, man. 1.00
01:40:17.000 I want wings. 1.00
01:40:18.000 Who doesn't want to jump off a building?
01:40:21.000 Oh, dude.
01:40:24.000 Unfold your wings when you go on stage.
01:40:26.000 The going on stage.
01:40:28.000 We descend down on the stage.
01:40:30.000 You don't walk through the curtains.
01:40:32.000 Do you think you'd even want to go on stage if you could fly?
01:40:34.000 Yes. 0.99
01:40:35.000 Are you fucking kidding me? 0.99
01:40:36.000 You know any funny jokes you could do if you could fly? 0.99
01:40:38.000 I'd just be flying all day.
01:40:40.000 No, you wouldn't.
01:40:41.000 You would still do stand-up.
01:40:43.000 I would want to get long toenails so I could catch a salmon.
01:40:50.000 That would be the funniest thing!
01:40:53.000 You're fishing and Joe Rogan swoops down and grabs your salmon.
01:40:58.000 Try to snatch him before the bear gets to him.
01:41:01.000 Dude.
01:41:05.000 Dolphin.
01:41:05.000 I want to go aquatic, baby.
01:41:07.000 You stick to the skies, I'm going under.
01:41:10.000 I want to get down there and explore and just go into the sea.
01:41:15.000 There's a book called Wizard of Earthsea by Ursula K. Le Guin and they talked about how there's wizards who can turn themselves into dolphins.
01:41:23.000 But the problem is if you stay a dolphin long enough.
01:41:27.000 You forget that you're a wizard.
01:41:29.000 And you never come back to being a wizard.
01:41:32.000 You just stay out there.
01:41:34.000 People would be disappearing into the ocean like, I'll be back tomorrow.
01:41:38.000 I'm going to be a whale.
01:41:39.000 And then you're just like, you know, that was a dream, the whole human thing.
01:41:43.000 I'm just going to stay whale.
01:41:45.000 Swim around.
01:41:48.000 That's what we...
01:41:49.000 And that's what God did!
01:41:51.000 See what it's like to be some limited thing.
01:41:54.000 It's that great Alan Watts essay. 0.97
01:41:55.000 See what it's like to be some limited fucking thing on a planet floating in the middle of nowhere. 0.98
01:42:00.000 You don't want to remember I'm God. 0.99
01:42:02.000 Just gonna fucking plod around for a little bit. 0.98
01:42:04.000 Well, if we're a part of everything and the universe is God, That's what I think. 0.97
01:42:10.000 I've been thinking about that more and more.
01:42:12.000 Like this idea that God created the universe.
01:42:14.000 Maybe.
01:42:15.000 Or maybe the universe is God.
01:42:17.000 I mean, doesn't that make more sense if it's everything?
01:42:20.000 If it's everything is one thing?
01:42:22.000 Yeah.
01:42:22.000 And then your role in it as a thing, as an intelligent thing, is getting whatever you are to a point where you transcend physical space.
01:42:36.000 Yeah, man.
01:42:37.000 Yeah.
01:42:38.000 You become the final bunny.
01:42:41.000 I think that's what all of our cultural struggles, all of our struggles over resources, they're all the battle that keeps us moving against it to further and progress the human race.
01:42:54.000 All the outrage about...
01:42:56.000 Those professors that weren't capable of saying that calling for the death of the Jews is hate speech or is harassment.
01:43:05.000 All that is there to get people outraged enough that they realize, oh my god, this is insanity.
01:43:12.000 We have to change the way we think. 0.98
01:43:14.000 This is fucking insanity that this discussion is actually being had in 2023. But if it was subtle enough that it didn't freak you the fuck out, it wouldn't be good enough for change. 0.98
01:43:25.000 Dude, it's like, first though, you gotta get a taste of it.
01:43:33.000 Like, you know, it's the saddest video.
01:43:38.000 I hate it.
01:43:39.000 You ever see that video of the polar bear when it snows? 0.99
01:43:42.000 He's in a zoo, and now it's snowed and the polar bear's rolling around in the fucking snow. 0.97
01:43:48.000 Finally, everything makes sense to the polar bear. 0.99
01:43:51.000 It's designed for snow.
01:43:53.000 There's snow.
01:43:54.000 It's been in this snow-free environment.
01:43:56.000 So if we're the universe and simultaneously singular individuals, then...
01:44:06.000 We're made to be much more than we are. 0.99
01:44:10.000 And if you're all squashed into your fucking body, the moment you just get any kind of respite from that, you remember, you're gonna be nicer to people. 0.99
01:44:19.000 Like, if I'm living, if you and me are living, we're But if you and me are living in a bachelor pad, how long before you start fighting, man? 1.00
01:44:28.000 How long before you start irritating the shit out of each other? 0.96
01:44:31.000 Well, you and I lived together for six months. 0.99
01:44:33.000 You had a big-ass house.
01:44:35.000 But we didn't irritate each other. 1.00
01:44:36.000 No, I'm saying if you take any, I don't care, take the Dalai Lama and Ram Dass and put them in a tiny little fucking room. 0.99
01:44:43.000 Right, they'd eventually get on each other's car. 0.98
01:44:45.000 So if you're living in a compressed... 0.98
01:44:52.000 Reality where you've become convinced that you are all you are, your body is only you, then naturally you're gonna panic, naturally you're gonna feel claustrophobic, naturally you're gonna be a dick. 0.98
01:45:02.000 So if suddenly you had a realization that no, you're everything, you're more than that. 0.92
01:45:09.000 The next thing spontaneously that will emerge from you is kindness.
01:45:14.000 Compassion. 0.99
01:45:15.000 It might not be like you might not become the sweetest person on earth, but shit people say to you is not gonna hit as hard. 0.94
01:45:22.000 Because like if you were in a dream where somebody was insulting you in the worst way possible and you thought it was real, you're getting your feelings hurt over and over again in the dream. 0.96
01:45:31.000 And then you remember, oh, I'm gonna wake up.
01:45:33.000 This is just a dream.
01:45:36.000 That insulting thing isn't gonna hurt as much.
01:45:39.000 It's not gonna hit you as hard.
01:45:41.000 You're not gonna take it personally.
01:45:43.000 So this is...
01:45:45.000 You're totally right.
01:45:47.000 It's like the moment people start remembering what we are, everything will shift.
01:45:52.000 Everything will change.
01:45:53.000 Everything does change. 0.99
01:45:55.000 Because everyone's fucking and suffering so much. 1.00
01:46:00.000 You know, these fucking professors, whoever the fuck it is, whoever's... 1.00
01:46:05.000 Belting out outrage and anger and whatever. 1.00
01:46:08.000 You can be certain of one thing.
01:46:09.000 They don't feel great.
01:46:11.000 There's no way. 0.99
01:46:13.000 No fucking way. 0.98
01:46:14.000 And that's sad. 0.99
01:46:15.000 And also, how many of her medicated Oh my god.
01:46:19.000 It's so normal for people, whether it's in academia or just in many jobs, to be on SSRIs, to be on anti-anxiety medication, to be on mood stabilizers,
01:46:34.000 to be on this or that, Adderall, and I have ADHD, turns out, just need a little bit of Adderall.
01:46:42.000 How many of these people, they're not even capable Of stepping off whatever path they're on to rationally or objectively assess whether or not the way they think makes any sense at all.
01:46:52.000 They're on a runaway train.
01:46:54.000 Just wee down the tracks.
01:46:57.000 And they're running major educational institutions.
01:47:01.000 Yeah.
01:47:02.000 Legacy ones.
01:47:04.000 Dude, I think this is the status quo.
01:47:08.000 This is how it's always been.
01:47:10.000 Anytime you are in the world, you're around people who are sleepwalking.
01:47:14.000 That's just part of it because part of being in the world is you sleepwalk at first because you're waking up from infinity. 1.00
01:47:20.000 You're like a fucking baby coming out of infinity. 0.93
01:47:23.000 So you're sleepwalking at first, you get culturally conditioned, you get programmed, and then somewhere along the way, Maybe you start realizing, wait, this isn't me. 1.00
01:47:36.000 I don't have to be like this. 0.98
01:47:37.000 By the way, so I can get it off my fucking mind, can I pitch my book? 0.95
01:47:40.000 Please do. 1.00
01:47:41.000 It's like eating me alive because it's making me feel like a fucking asshole. 0.99
01:47:45.000 I have an audiobook that I did with one of my friends, Raghu Marcus, who runs the Ram Dass' Foundation, the Love to Remember Foundation. 1.00
01:47:54.000 Was with Ram Dass in India, with Neem Karoli Baba, this great saint and guru.
01:48:01.000 And he's been my friend for years.
01:48:04.000 And so we recorded this audiobook called The Movie of Me to the Movie of We.
01:48:10.000 That's it.
01:48:11.000 It's just an audiobook.
01:48:12.000 You could even think of it as like a podcast, basically.
01:48:15.000 But he's just so brilliant.
01:48:17.000 And he's just been living in this world...
01:48:22.000 And was lucky enough to meet this person who was incredible.
01:48:27.000 What is this book about?
01:48:28.000 So, this book is about...
01:48:30.000 Well, it's kind of what we're talking about.
01:48:32.000 It's like...
01:48:36.000 I know you know this experience because you're so generous and you give.
01:48:41.000 But if you're not giving, if you get too caught up in serving yourself, if you get too compressed in the identity, you start defending, you start...
01:48:57.000 Trying to, like, always placate yourself.
01:49:00.000 But the moment that you start helping...
01:49:02.000 The moment you sort of expand your idea of who you are...
01:49:08.000 Beyond your body, then at least in my experience as a professional, selfish person, suddenly you feel this liberation.
01:49:18.000 It's the most incredible thing.
01:49:19.000 And so this is just like, we just talk about all the stuff at these Ram Dass retreats that I go to and all of the like, sort of...
01:49:41.000 You're the main character. 0.99
01:49:44.000 You're the main fucking character. 1.00
01:49:45.000 It's a shitty fucking movie. 1.00
01:49:48.000 You don't even want to be in the role! 1.00
01:49:50.000 It's this guy, Krishnadas, came up with an idea, which is you wake up in the fucking morning, you're the main actor in a fucking shitty goddamn movie, and you're not just acting in the movie, directing the fucking shitty movie, then you're writing reviews about how much the movie sucks. 0.99
01:50:05.000 That's the movie of me. 0.98
01:50:06.000 And so the moment you sort of step outside yourself and realize, we're sharing the stage here together, or even better, We're the same consciousness that's gotten confused by the proximity of our bodies.
01:50:23.000 Then the movie changes.
01:50:26.000 Instead of being Evil Dead 2, it becomes some, I don't know, whatever you want it to be, rom-com, porn.
01:50:34.000 There's a mystery that some people have solved and they've solved it like Temporarily sometimes and sometimes they fall back to the old way of thinking But the mystery can be solved while you're alive on earth that at least for moments for brief moments the universe reveals That there's this inescapable connection of all people,
01:51:03.000 of all events, of all life, of all thought, of all love, of all hate, of all...
01:51:10.000 All of it is in this insane cycle of giving and receiving and energy going back and forth.
01:51:19.000 And we look at it in terms of cultural conflicts.
01:51:22.000 We look at it in terms of pollution. 0.62
01:51:24.000 We look at all these different things, but what's really going on is this fucking insane connectivity that it's very difficult to be aware of as a biological organism with an imperative to stay alive. 0.77
01:51:35.000 That's literally burned into your DNA because your being...
01:51:43.000 Is the product of millions of years of things clawing and scratching to get to this point and we're still so burdened by our origins That we could we can't we can't abandon war we can't abandon the one thing that scares the fuck out of us more than anything in life and Should the one thing that's killed more innocent people than anything ever and we can't even imagine a world without it Yeah,
01:52:10.000 man.
01:52:11.000 That's the wildest thing about being a person.
01:52:13.000 The one thing that everyone would agree.
01:52:17.000 Think of all the horrible things that happened in that October 7th event, right? 1.00
01:52:22.000 Oh, the slaughter of the women and the children, the rape and the horrible shit. 1.00
01:52:27.000 We can barely imagine a world where that doesn't take place sometimes. 1.00
01:52:34.000 And in war, that's the kind of thing that takes place.
01:52:39.000 And we can't imagine not having that.
01:52:42.000 Like, we would never do that.
01:52:44.000 We're just people. 0.99
01:52:46.000 Most people listening to this would never paraglide into a fucking rave and start gunning kids down, right? 0.98
01:52:53.000 Most people listening could never even imagine doing that. 0.99
01:52:58.000 But we also can't imagine a world where that doesn't take place.
01:53:02.000 That's right.
01:53:03.000 Which is insane.
01:53:05.000 Insane.
01:53:06.000 Insane.
01:53:06.000 We are preparing constantly.
01:53:08.000 We spend more money preparing constantly and spending money on the thing that protects us from all the bad people in the world than anything else we do by far.
01:53:21.000 And the whole thing falls apart the moment you stop doing You're you.
01:53:29.000 I'm me. 0.98
01:53:30.000 You're bad. 0.73
01:53:32.000 I'm good.
01:53:33.000 These are other me's.
01:53:34.000 They're the good me's.
01:53:36.000 You're the bad me's. 0.96
01:53:37.000 Yes. 0.94
01:53:38.000 And the bad me's have got to go. 0.85
01:53:40.000 Crazy. 0.99
01:53:41.000 And so that's the recipe for conflict, war, fighting, just a general shitty life is that you... 0.99
01:53:48.000 I think that this person over there is different from you, even though that fucking person over there is you in a different incarnation. 0.98
01:53:58.000 Okay. 0.98
01:53:58.000 With this philosophy, what do you do with the border? 0.98
01:54:02.000 I love you, man!
01:54:03.000 What are you doing at the border?
01:54:05.000 That's great.
01:54:05.000 Thanks for having me on the show.
01:54:07.000 Right?
01:54:07.000 Wouldn't you just let everybody in?
01:54:08.000 Well, you know, man, the...
01:54:10.000 Right, but you can't.
01:54:12.000 Weren't you the person who told me that the samurai to kill somebody has to love them first?
01:54:19.000 Did you tell me that?
01:54:20.000 No.
01:54:22.000 That's definitely not true.
01:54:23.000 They killed a lot of people they don't even know. 1.00
01:54:26.000 Alright, well then I'll throw that out of the fucking shit I say when I'm stoned. 1.00
01:54:30.000 I hate this, but I have to pee again. 1.00
01:54:31.000 No, I gotta pee too, you fucking kidding! 0.99
01:54:33.000 Sorry. 0.99
01:54:34.000 What do we do about the border?
01:54:35.000 Jim, what do we do about the border?
01:54:37.000 We were just talking about how easy these conversations are to have.
01:54:40.000 You and I first became friends when I would call and get my availabilities.
01:54:45.000 That's when we really got to know each other, it was over the phone.
01:54:48.000 Because I would call and I'd say, I'm in town Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday, and he'd be like, hey man, did you see this documentary?
01:54:54.000 And then we would just start talking. 0.96
01:54:55.000 We would talk for like fucking an hour and a half. 0.99
01:54:57.000 Two hours. 0.99
01:54:58.000 It was so cool, man.
01:54:59.000 It was such a fun beginning of a friendship.
01:55:01.000 You don't know the first time, you don't remember the first time I met you though, I don't think.
01:55:05.000 When?
01:55:06.000 So I was with Corey Como.
01:55:07.000 She was a talent coordinator at the time.
01:55:11.000 And I'm sitting next to you.
01:55:12.000 And this is when I think you just started smoking weed.
01:55:15.000 Like it was a relatively new thing and you were realizing how wonderful it was.
01:55:19.000 And so you were talking about how much you love weed.
01:55:23.000 And I started doing the thing that you now know I do as like trying to be funny or fun.
01:55:29.000 And I was about to be like, it causes brain damage.
01:55:34.000 And Cory is like shoving me, going, no, no, no, don't do that, because you didn't know me. 1.00
01:55:41.000 You would have just thought I was a fucking asshole. 1.00
01:55:43.000 And so I stopped. 1.00
01:55:45.000 But you did give me a sharp look for a second, and I'm like, oh, fuck. 0.99
01:55:49.000 But that's when we hung out for the very first time, and then we started talking. 0.99
01:55:55.000 And, dude, I'll never forget this car ride.
01:55:58.000 Driving back from Anaheim Improv with you, I think. 1.00
01:56:03.000 Stoned as fuck. 1.00
01:56:04.000 And you put on Terrence McKenna. 1.00
01:56:07.000 Some lecture that I still think about.
01:56:09.000 And, man, I felt like the universe was just...
01:56:13.000 Melting down.
01:56:15.000 And it was really like blowing my mind.
01:56:19.000 I'd read Terence McKenna, but I'd never listened to any of his lectures.
01:56:24.000 And it was just like he was talking about the singularity. 0.99
01:56:27.000 And we were both like, God, fucking damn it. 0.99
01:56:32.000 This is crazy. 0.99
01:56:34.000 There was a series of audio.
01:56:37.000 It might have been cassettes.
01:56:40.000 That you could get.
01:56:41.000 It was on Amazon at one point in time, I think.
01:56:44.000 Yeah.
01:56:44.000 But it was all these Terrence McKenna lectures, and then there was a Psychedelic Salon where you can get all of them.
01:56:50.000 Did you ever go to that podcast?
01:56:52.000 No.
01:56:52.000 Psychedelic Salon has everything.
01:56:54.000 Alan Watts, every Timothy Leary, every Terrence McKenna, like so many hours and hours of McKenna.
01:57:02.000 Amazing, because he would give kind of similar speeches, but it was all...
01:57:06.000 He just kind of would go wherever it would take it, and he was so good at it, because he was doing it constantly.
01:57:13.000 So he would just show up to these places, and it was really interesting, because he was like, like, Timothy Leary had it wrong.
01:57:19.000 Like, what I like to do is keep things small and quiet.
01:57:24.000 And so he would do, like, you know, a couple hundred people here and there.
01:57:27.000 Who cares?
01:57:27.000 Nobody bothered him.
01:57:29.000 You know, never got too crazy.
01:57:30.000 Yeah, man.
01:57:32.000 What a...
01:57:33.000 Man, of all of the luminaries that we missed, that I didn't get to talk to or hang out with, that one.
01:57:41.000 God, it would have been so cool.
01:57:43.000 I've become friends with his brother.
01:57:44.000 His brother's amazing.
01:57:45.000 Dennis is really cool.
01:57:46.000 He's amazing.
01:57:47.000 And Dennis is the more skeptical scientist.
01:57:50.000 Yeah.
01:57:51.000 He's a legitimate scientist.
01:57:53.000 And he has some very, very unique...
01:58:07.000 Yeah, I mean, you know.
01:58:14.000 Because that's a nutty one.
01:58:16.000 That's a nutty one. 0.98
01:58:17.000 That thing that now that literally is why we became human, if that thing somehow or another became a Schedule I substance in this corrupt, fucked up culture, we could get locked in jail for the very thing that turned us into people. 0.95
01:58:30.000 Right. 0.87
01:58:30.000 The very thing that the universe provided for you to grow and evolve, and it's your right as an evolved creature. 0.87
01:58:38.000 To rebel against that to the point where you can overthrow that, because it's insane.
01:58:43.000 You've let tyrants take over the ability that people have to evolve that came straight from God.
01:58:49.000 If that's what's really going on, that's the thing.
01:58:53.000 That's like the push.
01:58:54.000 That's like the people in front of Congress saying that calling for death to the Jews doesn't constitute harassment unless it's actionable. 1.00
01:59:03.000 It's a thing that makes you go, what the fuck are you talking about? 0.99
01:59:08.000 Someone's got to say, no, not only can you not take it, we're going to put you in a cage. 0.99
01:59:12.000 We're going to make it the most illegal thing.
01:59:14.000 Yeah.
01:59:15.000 How are you making the thing that made people?
01:59:18.000 What data do you have that shows this is bad?
01:59:21.000 Dude, you don't have any.
01:59:22.000 How are you locking people up?
01:59:23.000 That's crazy.
01:59:24.000 This is why I don't think it's Project Bluebeam.
01:59:28.000 Because you could just tell people, don't eat that thing that makes you remember your god and that you should love everyone around you and that you're part of a holy mystical...
01:59:38.000 Extantiation of consciousness into time-space because it's bad.
01:59:42.000 And we're all like, okay, all right, if you say not to, I guess we can't.
01:59:46.000 But don't you think they don't know, which is part of the problem, because if you really did know, if you had really taken it, you would never want to stop people from taking it.
01:59:56.000 So I don't think any of them have done it, which should be a prerequisite.
02:00:00.000 I don't know.
02:00:02.000 Graham Hancock has said – I think he had a crazy number.
02:00:06.000 He said you should have no fewer than 20 ayahuasca or psilocybin experiences if you want to be president.
02:00:14.000 Now that I agree with.
02:00:16.000 And you should have – Could you imagine if that was the thing that you had to put them through? 0.95
02:00:22.000 If that was a thing, instead of these fucking goofy debates where they're all dunking on each other and, whoa, you got lifts in your shoes, son.
02:00:29.000 Instead of that, if instead they all had to take psychedelics and we had to have access to their psychedelic ceremonies. 0.93
02:00:39.000 So you could say, did he do his five sessions?
02:00:41.000 Yeah.
02:00:41.000 Yeah, let's see.
02:00:42.000 Is his five sessions documented?
02:00:44.000 Let's make sure we can watch his five sessions. 0.99
02:00:46.000 Let's say if he doesn't scream out wild shit, like while he's like, you know, maybe his real intentions will be revealed. 0.99
02:00:53.000 Dude, 100%. 0.99
02:00:55.000 Maybe he comes out of it a different person who doesn't want to be president anymore.
02:00:58.000 Really?
02:00:59.000 Maybe he does the five sessions and be like, I'm changing the course of my life.
02:01:02.000 Like, what am I doing?
02:01:03.000 Yeah.
02:01:05.000 That sounds nuts, but if we're a healthy society, we would legitimately consider whether or not someone should have some very powerful documented psychedelic sessions that we know at a dose to be a transformative experience and have multiple ones of those documented if you want to run things.
02:01:26.000 And you should probably have to keep up with it, too.
02:01:28.000 You should probably have to do it every six months.
02:01:29.000 I think it should be.
02:01:30.000 That should definitely be on the agenda.
02:01:33.000 But let's start with just get them drunk. 0.99
02:01:35.000 I want to see what you're like when you're hammered.
02:01:38.000 You know a lot about a person when you're around them when they're hammered.
02:01:41.000 Dude, some guys get super goofy when they get drunk. 1.00
02:01:44.000 They say some stupid things. 1.00
02:01:46.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:01:46.000 Whatever you say, we won't hold it against you, but I want to see your energy shift when you're hammered. 1.00
02:01:53.000 What are you like? 0.58
02:01:55.000 Are you a bully? 0.99
02:01:56.000 Are you a fun drunk? 0.99
02:01:57.000 I want my president to be a fun drunk. 1.00
02:01:59.000 I don't want a fucking angry drunk president. 1.00
02:02:02.000 Then you move on. 1.00
02:02:04.000 Up the list of drugs and to just what is their consciousness like in different psychedelic states?
02:02:12.000 Right.
02:02:12.000 And then from that we can make a true judgment on whether they're being depressed.
02:02:16.000 Also, they'll know more about themselves and why they wanted to do it in the first place if they still want to do it after it's over.
02:02:23.000 Because a lot of people think they want to be present just because it's hard to do.
02:02:26.000 There's a lot of things that are hard to do you shouldn't do.
02:02:30.000 There's a lot of jobs that seem like they're good, but it's just hard to do.
02:02:35.000 You don't want that.
02:02:38.000 Okay, so this connects to what we're talking about.
02:02:42.000 I told you about this great documentary on Netflix about this cult, Love is One.
02:02:46.000 Fascinating.
02:02:47.000 This cult leader...
02:02:50.000 Essentially, my analysis of it is that the cult killed her.
02:02:54.000 She started off as a cult leader, but then as things progressed... 0.99
02:02:58.000 What was her name?
02:02:59.000 I can't remember.
02:03:00.000 Or Mother God is what they called her. 0.94
02:03:02.000 Here it is.
02:03:03.000 This is the lady?
02:03:04.000 Yeah.
02:03:05.000 From Mother God to mummified corpse inside the fringe spiritual sect, love has won.
02:03:10.000 Amy Carlson was supposed to be the incarnate of Marilyn Monroe, Joan of Arc, and Jesus Christ. 1.00
02:03:16.000 Man, that's ambitious.
02:03:17.000 When she shed her earthly body for the latest time, authorities found her followers still worshiping it, shedding light on the group many have called a cult.
02:03:25.000 You think? 1.00
02:03:26.000 It's a fucking cult! 1.00
02:03:27.000 I can't believe they said it like that! 1.00
02:03:29.000 That's a cult!
02:03:30.000 Many have called.
02:03:31.000 Jesus, Rolling Stone, what are you doing?
02:03:33.000 Dude, that's such weird language.
02:03:35.000 What does that even mean?
02:03:37.000 Well, the documentary is spectacular.
02:03:40.000 But what's interesting about it is that, so this person is dying.
02:03:45.000 She needs to go to the hospital. 1.00
02:03:49.000 Sometimes she would come out of her cult leader, I am God mentality and say to people, I don't think this is real.
02:03:57.000 I don't think I'm God.
02:03:58.000 And they would say to her, Mother God, you're just in your lowers right now.
02:04:02.000 You're not in your higher etheric body, which is why you think you're not Mother God.
02:04:07.000 You are Mother God.
02:04:08.000 And in interviews, one of them I think said, if she'd asked to go to the hospital, I don't think we would have taken her.
02:04:14.000 So this cult forms around this woman, and then the cult itself enables her alcoholism. 0.76
02:04:22.000 She was a profound alcoholic.
02:04:24.000 Like, keeps her on. 1.00
02:04:27.000 She's, like, drinking colloidal silver until she turns fucking blue. 1.00
02:04:30.000 Oh my god! 1.00
02:04:31.000 Turns blue.
02:04:32.000 And, like, the cult, like, essentially, like, devours her until they're worshipping her mummified body. 0.70
02:04:39.000 I'm comparing this to the presidency.
02:04:41.000 How'd they mummify her? 0.99
02:04:42.000 Well, I don't know that they just let her sit in a sleeping bag.
02:04:46.000 You can see the picture if you want to see the picture of it.
02:04:49.000 Yeah, I want to see the picture.
02:04:49.000 Okay, yeah.
02:04:50.000 It's pretty wild.
02:04:51.000 How rough is it?
02:04:52.000 Not rough.
02:04:53.000 I mean, the way that whatever the eyes are that they put there really do seem to be gazing into your soul is pretty intense.
02:04:59.000 Put fake eyes in there? 1.00
02:05:00.000 I'm not sure it was her eyes.
02:05:01.000 I read that they painted it.
02:05:05.000 Yo.
02:05:06.000 Dude, it is...
02:05:07.000 You will love this documentary, by the way.
02:05:09.000 I didn't get the exact photo yet, but this is where...
02:05:12.000 That's it.
02:05:13.000 She's turning blue.
02:05:15.000 Oh, wow.
02:05:16.000 And that's from the colloidal silver?
02:05:18.000 Yeah, Mother God.
02:05:19.000 God, that's so weird.
02:05:21.000 And what was she trying to recover from with this colloidal silver?
02:05:23.000 Well, she had some kind of organ failure going on and like anorexia. 1.00
02:05:28.000 Oh, no.
02:05:29.000 But she was drinking and she was getting hammered all the time. 0.98
02:05:32.000 Organ failure, drinking and anorexia altogether?
02:05:36.000 Yeah, and it's a fascinating story because she was a manager at McDonald's, took MDMA, and boom, there you go.
02:05:44.000 Oh my god. 1.00
02:05:46.000 God, her skin is blue as fuck. 1.00
02:05:48.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:05:49.000 That's what it was like before she died?
02:05:50.000 Yeah.
02:05:51.000 Did you ever see that one dude that went on like Oprah or something like that and his skin was blue?
02:05:55.000 Yeah, the Papa Smurf guy.
02:05:56.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:05:57.000 Same thing, right?
02:05:58.000 Same thing.
02:05:59.000 How many people have done that?
02:06:00.000 Google how many people have turned blue, people turning blue using colloidal silver.
02:06:05.000 I also found, I don't think I'll probably get to this.
02:06:08.000 There's another one of her?
02:06:09.000 No, it's just part of the story, the headline on Variety.
02:06:11.000 Mother God, Robin Williams in Alcohol's Medicine.
02:06:14.000 Dead celebrities had something to do with this, too.
02:06:16.000 Robin Williams talked to her.
02:06:17.000 She had contact.
02:06:19.000 She channeled Robin Williams.
02:06:20.000 Oh, Jesus.
02:06:21.000 Dude, it is.
02:06:22.000 I can't wait to watch it.
02:06:24.000 I love a good cult documentary, dude.
02:06:26.000 I did mean to derail our conversation about the president.
02:06:29.000 What I mean is it's a similar thing.
02:06:31.000 You start off wanting to be president.
02:06:34.000 And you become president.
02:06:36.000 But then you're in this system where you're trapped.
02:06:41.000 You've got to have security for the rest of your life.
02:06:43.000 I think it's mandatory.
02:06:45.000 If you've been president, that means you are being constantly monitored.
02:06:48.000 Yeah. 0.90
02:06:49.000 For the rest of your life by the US government like so this it's a similar fucking thing like you're you're like even if you have the best intention By the time you get in there and you have to start making these rotten decisions and you have to feel the hate of At least half the country every fucking day the psychic hate of half the country probably more than half of the world it crushes you it kills you so it's a It's a really 0.76
02:07:19.000 dangerous, shitty, rotten job that you trapped yourself in and then you don't want to leave because what are you gonna do after you've experienced that level of power? 0.84
02:07:33.000 How do you go back to a regular life? 0.98
02:07:37.000 Well, you're never a regular person ever again.
02:07:39.000 I mean, who has vanished the best?
02:07:42.000 I guess W. He's pretty much vanished. 0.72
02:07:45.000 I mean, well, look what he started doing.
02:07:48.000 He started doing those paintings of people in the military in the war that he started.
02:07:53.000 Yeah, weird paintings.
02:07:54.000 I think Jimmy Carter did a pretty good vanishing act.
02:07:56.000 Like, he just kind of dropped out.
02:07:58.000 You didn't hear about him that much.
02:07:59.000 True.
02:08:00.000 Obama, now he's like directing movies now and stuff.
02:08:04.000 But W did two terms. 0.92
02:08:08.000 You know?
02:08:08.000 Yeah, right.
02:08:10.000 Two terms, eight years, during the height of the war on terror.
02:08:13.000 It was right after 9-11 that he got elected.
02:08:16.000 So he gets elected, it's 2020, and then 2021, or 2001 rather, we have 9-11.
02:08:23.000 So it's like not that long after he was president, and then all of a sudden his approval rating goes up, and everybody likes him more.
02:08:30.000 Right. 0.97
02:08:31.000 And for eight years, this guy was involved in With Dick Cheney in this war that now everybody thinks of as a fucking catastrophe. 0.99
02:08:42.000 Yeah. 0.97
02:08:42.000 And he's just kind of melted away. 0.97
02:08:45.000 He's just painting somewhere now.
02:08:47.000 Just where people with machine guns like stand around and keep eye out for everything.
02:08:53.000 Because for sure there's someone coming for you. 0.99
02:08:55.000 Like for sure there's somebody out there who's like, I'm just gonna kill him someday. 0.99
02:09:00.000 I'm just gonna get to him. 0.97
02:09:01.000 That's how you have to wake up just knowing that's your life. 1.00
02:09:05.000 Fuck that job. 1.00
02:09:06.000 Like Salman Rushdie, when he got attacked on stage. 1.00
02:09:09.000 That's like 20 years after the fought war.
02:09:12.000 Some guy came on stage and stabbed him.
02:09:15.000 If you were like Dick Cheney, you can't go.
02:09:19.000 Anywhere.
02:09:19.000 Without worrying, someone's going to get you.
02:09:21.000 I mean, they made a movie about you where fucking... 0.99
02:09:25.000 What's his name? 0.99
02:09:26.000 Batman.
02:09:26.000 Christian Bale played you.
02:09:28.000 Yeah.
02:09:28.000 I mean, what?
02:09:29.000 Yeah, dude.
02:09:30.000 And it's not favorable.
02:09:31.000 It's not a favorable movie.
02:09:33.000 Like, what did you guys do?
02:09:35.000 What did you do?
02:09:37.000 This is why there's a whole strata of society that's designed for people like that that, you know, I'll never see.
02:09:44.000 It's some rarefied...
02:09:47.000 It's called Bohemian Grove.
02:09:48.000 Ha! 0.89
02:09:49.000 Give me a break! 1.00
02:09:50.000 You can go there by canoe.
02:09:52.000 Did you watch that video?
02:09:53.000 No, you told me some guy broke into it.
02:09:55.000 Dude, it is the most...
02:09:56.000 What's the video?
02:09:57.000 Where do we get it?
02:09:58.000 Google guy breaks into Bohemian Grove.
02:10:00.000 It's truly disappointing.
02:10:02.000 And John Ronson.
02:10:02.000 It's truly disappointing.
02:10:04.000 And I think they definitely get high there because I think he saw a sign in one of the cabins that said, no marijuana.
02:10:09.000 That's right.
02:10:10.000 Is it this guy?
02:10:12.000 No, that's...
02:10:12.000 I think there's a few people that have done it.
02:10:14.000 This might be someone introducing it, but the one I saw was just first-person POV of the guy going through the Bohemian Grove.
02:10:22.000 This isn't it.
02:10:23.000 No, this isn't it.
02:10:24.000 It's at night.
02:10:25.000 They might have...
02:10:26.000 It was on Instagram.
02:10:27.000 They might have already zapped it.
02:10:29.000 There it is.
02:10:30.000 Which one?
02:10:30.000 This one?
02:10:31.000 Our guy sneaks into infamous Bohemian Grove.
02:10:33.000 That could be it, but I guess a lot of people have done this.
02:10:35.000 This is something that...
02:10:37.000 Yeah, this is it.
02:10:38.000 That's it?
02:10:38.000 He got in deep...
02:10:41.000 Posted 10 days ago.
02:10:42.000 Oh, okay.
02:10:43.000 This must be it.
02:10:44.000 Okay.
02:10:45.000 So this is him.
02:10:47.000 He's wearing a mask.
02:10:49.000 And how's he sneaking in?
02:10:50.000 Through the woods?
02:10:51.000 I heard it was a kayak, but maybe not.
02:10:58.000 How did he get in?
02:11:01.000 No idea.
02:11:02.000 So I just shined my light in here.
02:11:05.000 And all the lights just turned on.
02:11:08.000 Whoa.
02:11:14.000 Yo, I want to go to Bohemian Grove.
02:11:16.000 Me too!
02:11:17.000 We could go!
02:11:18.000 You could go in a second!
02:11:19.000 I want to go and...
02:11:21.000 What do we have to do?
02:11:22.000 Who do we have to pledge our allegiance to to watch the ritual?
02:11:26.000 I don't think that...
02:11:26.000 I think they just probably think you're funny and we'll let you in.
02:11:30.000 Really?
02:11:30.000 Yes!
02:11:31.000 Does this look...
02:11:32.000 None of this looks sinister to me!
02:11:34.000 Looks a little sinister to me, buddy.
02:11:37.000 Looks like no one's there.
02:11:38.000 It's nice and mossy.
02:11:39.000 They don't have a ritual every day.
02:11:41.000 It's romantic.
02:11:42.000 Look at that nice moss.
02:11:43.000 Because that's the owl? 0.99
02:11:44.000 That's the owl, but watch when he bangs on it and you realize it's fucking hollow. 0.95
02:11:48.000 Look, it's got all the moss and everything on it. 0.97
02:11:50.000 It's beautiful.
02:11:51.000 It looks cool.
02:11:53.000 So when is he banging on it? 0.99
02:11:54.000 Look, this is inside the fucking owl. 0.99
02:11:56.000 Okay. 0.99
02:11:57.000 Not a stone megalith like I thought.
02:12:00.000 Well, it's got a little space in there.
02:12:04.000 But it seems like it's made out of cement, dude.
02:12:08.000 Whatever, it's hollow.
02:12:11.000 Like an Easter egg.
02:12:12.000 Whenever I go to those bunnies, when you get an Easter bunny and it's hollow, you get upset.
02:12:16.000 Like a putt-putt golf course. 0.99
02:12:18.000 Like a fucking thing at a putt-putt course. 0.99
02:12:20.000 No offense, Bohemian Grove members, I do want to come. 0.99
02:12:25.000 I'll take your hollow out! 1.00
02:12:27.000 But I'm sorry.
02:12:29.000 This, to me, I think it, like, now, this is their, this is, I guess, their bathroom.
02:12:33.000 It's all worn down.
02:12:35.000 It's all worn down.
02:12:36.000 Yeah, it's probably they kept it the same as it's always been.
02:12:41.000 I mean, if you've got to imagine, if these guys were going there, when did they start going there?
02:12:46.000 In the 60s?
02:12:46.000 Yeah.
02:12:46.000 When did they start going there?
02:12:48.000 Logs.
02:12:50.000 That's the funny thing.
02:12:51.000 Everything he sees is sinister to him.
02:12:54.000 There he goes back in his kayak.
02:12:55.000 Oh, okay.
02:12:56.000 So he did have a kayak. 0.99
02:12:57.000 He's fucking out. 0.98
02:12:58.000 It seems kind of crazy that they don't have any security there at all. 0.99
02:13:01.000 Another sign that it's not as sinister as we thought.
02:13:04.000 Is he using a frying pan? 0.97
02:13:06.000 This guy's a loon. 0.99
02:13:08.000 This guy's a straight loon. 0.99
02:13:10.000 He's using a frying pan! 0.98
02:13:12.000 Maybe he felt like he would also act as a weapon to crack alligators over the head with if they were coming after him or something.
02:13:17.000 There's no alligators in California, what am I saying? 0.99
02:13:19.000 I'm sure the security guard was just like, this happens every night, and this one he's like, I gotta take a shit. 0.99
02:13:25.000 I'm not dealing with another... 1.00
02:13:26.000 Another fucking loony. 1.00
02:13:28.000 But the thing is, like, we know that world leaders at least used to meet there. 0.99
02:13:33.000 I mean, the Nixon audio tapes are hilarious.
02:13:37.000 Ever hear Nixon talking about it? 0.91
02:13:38.000 The faggiest thing I've ever seen! 1.00
02:13:41.000 Yeah, Nixon dissed it! 0.93
02:13:42.000 See, Nixon, pull up the audio of Nixon talking about Bohemian Grove. 0.99
02:13:47.000 Apparently, they did a lot of wild shit back then. 0.99
02:13:50.000 I think they still probably do. 0.99
02:13:51.000 I'm not saying they don't party there, but I just...
02:13:53.000 How many politicians are like that?
02:13:55.000 How many politicians are like closets, super perverts?
02:13:58.000 In January, 1970... 0.52
02:14:00.000 I don't...
02:14:00.000 You know?
02:14:05.000 In another of the candid and sometimes coarse conversations released today, the president muses about anti-Semitism.
02:14:12.000 He's talking to evangelist Billy Graham and worries about reaction to the Washington visit of Israeli Prime Minister Golda Meir because Israel has just shot down a Libyan passenger plane.
02:14:24.000 It's probably hard to find.
02:14:31.000 It's probably a little clip.
02:14:34.000 Yeah, you gotta find the Bohemian Grove part.
02:14:37.000 I thought it would just be the only thing on the video.
02:14:40.000 Clearly it's not.
02:14:42.000 This is apparently some other tape.
02:14:43.000 Yeah, we're the weirdos. 1.00
02:14:44.000 He's just talking about all kinds of shit. 1.00
02:14:47.000 From the lost Nixon tapes. 1.00
02:14:48.000 Gays are born that way. 1.00
02:14:50.000 Well, he was right. 0.98
02:14:51.000 Congratulations.
02:14:52.000 Yeah, I don't know.
02:14:53.000 I swear.
02:14:54.000 I mean, I know we've played this before.
02:14:55.000 Yeah.
02:14:55.000 It's not coming up right away.
02:14:57.000 Nixon, Bohemian Grove, huh?
02:14:59.000 Nothing?
02:14:59.000 Scroll down a little bit?
02:15:00.000 Maybe...
02:15:00.000 It starts to get muddier.
02:15:02.000 Seems like you'd find it right away.
02:15:03.000 Right.
02:15:04.000 Hmm.
02:15:06.000 Hmm.
02:15:07.000 I mean...
02:15:09.000 Nixon on Bohemian Grove.
02:15:13.000 That's it.
02:15:14.000 It's the same video.
02:15:15.000 Yeah.
02:15:16.000 Oh, one minute.
02:15:17.000 No, this is it.
02:15:18.000 This is the right one.
02:15:20.000 1971. In Washington, D.C., President Nixon took the time to have an impromptu conversation with two of his close aides.
02:15:29.000 Look at that guy.
02:15:32.000 They look like dudes from the 60s.
02:15:34.000 Yeah.
02:15:44.000 The only problem was, this little off-the-cuff conversation was being recorded by the secret White House taping system.
02:15:52.000 President Nixon's thoughts, and all of those of Haldeman and Ehrlichman, would soon become a part of presidential history.
02:16:01.000 Let us look at Northern California.
02:16:04.000 You understand?
02:16:05.000 Yeah.
02:16:06.000 You know what's happening.
02:16:08.000 San Francisco is gone.
02:16:09.000 Clear over to San Francisco. 1.00
02:16:11.000 San Francisco's just goddamn queer. 1.00
02:16:13.000 It's not just the ratty part of town. 1.00
02:16:16.000 The upper class in San Francisco is that way.
02:16:18.000 The Bohemian Grove that I attend from time to time.
02:16:22.000 Easterners that come there. 1.00
02:16:24.000 This is the most faggot goddamn thing you could ever imagine. 1.00
02:16:28.000 The San Francisco crowd lives there. 1.00
02:16:30.000 It's just terrible.
02:16:32.000 I don't want to shake hands with anybody from San Francisco.
02:16:38.000 They've messed up my grove.
02:16:40.000 A different set of values.
02:16:43.000 Yeah.
02:16:45.000 So they were all there hanging out together.
02:16:48.000 Yeah.
02:16:49.000 He said, I go there from time to time.
02:16:52.000 Yeah, I just don't think it's...
02:16:53.000 I mean, look, I was hoping...
02:16:55.000 I was so excited by that video. 0.99
02:16:57.000 I'm grateful to whoever filmed it because I was like, oh shit, the owl up close. 0.96
02:17:00.000 Because Alex Jones only got the distant owl, which is still good footage. 0.96
02:17:05.000 But this is like close up of the owl.
02:17:07.000 You missed the urn in front.
02:17:08.000 They have a bowl in front of the owl.
02:17:10.000 I mean, again, I can't believe I have an expectation for the Bohemian Grove, but I thought they would be doing better upkeep on their cabins.
02:17:17.000 Well, maybe once they got found out, they don't go there anymore.
02:17:20.000 Move to a different grove. 1.00
02:17:21.000 Yeah, I mean, why wouldn't they just abandon that fucking thing? 0.99
02:17:24.000 If you're the Illuminati, if the Illuminati's real, why would you stick with a place that's already been, like, outed when you can get some dope spot in Wyoming or something? 0.99
02:17:33.000 Exactly.
02:17:33.000 Yeah, you just get some place where people have to helicopter in.
02:17:36.000 Yeah.
02:17:36.000 No one's going to hike in.
02:17:38.000 No one knows where the fuck it is. 0.98
02:17:39.000 Right. 1.00
02:17:39.000 Everybody shut your mouth. 1.00
02:17:40.000 Right.
02:17:41.000 Yeah, I don't...
02:17:42.000 It's Burning Man.
02:17:44.000 Hey, maybe?
02:17:45.000 Hey, if I... I'll tell you this.
02:17:48.000 I would not doubt if there were an Illuminati.
02:17:50.000 It would not surprise me at all to know some of them go to Burning Man.
02:17:53.000 That would make sense. 0.99
02:17:54.000 I would imagine they would go just to keep their fucking finger on the pulse. 0.99
02:17:57.000 Yeah. 0.99
02:17:57.000 Like, what are you freaks up to? 0.99
02:17:59.000 Dude, the one I went to, they flew F-22s. 0.99
02:18:04.000 There's a military base near there that wanted to fuck with Burning Man, and they flew over Burning Man a few times just to blow everyone's mind and freak everyone out. 0.89
02:18:13.000 How fast were they going? 1.00
02:18:14.000 Fast as fuck! 1.00
02:18:15.000 It was crazy! 1.00
02:18:16.000 How low were they?
02:18:17.000 Low! 0.99
02:18:18.000 It was like shoo, shoo!
02:18:20.000 Really low?
02:18:21.000 I mean, I was pretty high, so I'm not really sure!
02:18:27.000 But yeah, it was so funny looking around at the faces of all the burners after high-tech military aircraft just flew over.
02:18:34.000 I think they just wanted to look at the festival, probably. 0.99
02:18:37.000 No, they're fucking with those people. 0.99
02:18:39.000 They're having fun. 1.00
02:18:39.000 I would do that if I was a fighter pilot. 1.00
02:18:42.000 Definitely fly over party man. 1.00
02:18:43.000 Why don't we have fun with those fucking dirty hippies? 1.00
02:18:44.000 Clean your feet. 1.00
02:18:45.000 They're not all hippies.
02:18:47.000 Oh, no.
02:18:48.000 There's a lot of different kinds of weirdos that go to those things.
02:18:50.000 But it is interesting how significant it is a part of people's lives that they go to Burning Man.
02:18:57.000 It becomes a thing that they look forward to.
02:19:00.000 It's their Olympics every year.
02:19:01.000 It's one of the best things I ever experienced as far as...
02:19:05.000 I mean, it changed my life for the better, for sure.
02:19:08.000 It's incredible.
02:19:09.000 I mean, I know that you will never go, but if you did go, you would get it.
02:19:14.000 And that's what I love.
02:19:15.000 Oh, I get it.
02:19:15.000 It's got a force field around it, a cultural force field where...
02:19:20.000 People have an idea about what it is, and you can't really have an idea about what it is because it's too big.
02:19:26.000 Right.
02:19:26.000 Your idea about what it is is correct, like, for a piece of the pie, but you really can't know all of what it is other than, like, this incredible expression of art and an incredible, like, temporary example of, like, humans can do this too.
02:19:42.000 We don't have to blow shit up. 0.98
02:19:43.000 We can drive around in garish, Fancy art cars dressed like weirdos with like playing like awesome music and like just have fun together like that is possible too and the fact that it's hard to get there and a difficult terrain definitely helps strain some people out so the people who come there really fascinating I mean I'm telling you man it's like the force field where people like that's where douchebags go or that's where annoying ass fucking hippies 0.99
02:20:13.000 go yes You're correct. 0.97
02:20:16.000 They're there.
02:20:17.000 But that's not all that's there.
02:20:19.000 And so it's a mystical place.
02:20:22.000 It's one of those mystical things I ever encountered.
02:20:25.000 Well, that's probably what's going to have to happen somewhere, just like the United States of America. 0.52
02:20:30.000 The United States of America is only three people old.
02:20:35.000 If you just stop and think about what these people decide to do to escape the confines of a society that they found themselves trapped in, And all the tyranny.
02:20:44.000 They escaped, and they came to a new land, started new, and there's a lot of, you know, not a happy story in all forms. 0.71
02:20:52.000 A lot of fucked up things went down. 0.90
02:20:54.000 But the idea that that can never happen again seems kind of silly. 0.97
02:20:59.000 Like, it's happened so many times.
02:21:01.000 I mean, it wouldn't be an easy thing to do, and people are definitely going to resist.
02:21:04.000 That's the thing that you have to be really aware of. 1.00
02:21:07.000 If you tried to start another country right now, The country you're from would come and fuck with you. 1.00
02:21:12.000 They do not want you doing that. 1.00
02:21:14.000 Like, if we just, like, imagine. 0.93
02:21:16.000 What if the climate change people are right and everybody looked at Greenland going, I think they're Greenland pretty fucking cheap. 0.76
02:21:22.000 Yeah.
02:21:22.000 And we just went in and bought Greenland.
02:21:25.000 Remember there was a joke that Trump was talking about buying Greenland.
02:21:28.000 He promised that he wouldn't do this.
02:21:29.000 He put a meme up.
02:21:30.000 It was hilarious.
02:21:31.000 I have a giant Trump Tower.
02:21:33.000 It says Trump on it because I promise I won't do this to Greenland.
02:21:36.000 It was so funny. 0.99
02:21:38.000 Who the fuck is that much awareness as a president to do that? 0.99
02:21:42.000 But if someone bought Greenland... 0.99
02:21:45.000 Yeah.
02:21:49.000 Yeah.
02:22:02.000 What's wrong with money in politics? 0.99
02:22:04.000 What's wrong with money in the pharmaceutical industrial complex being able to advertise and control politicians and all the shit that you saw over the last few years and all the shit you see with war, all the shit you see right now if someone started a new one? 0.99
02:22:19.000 Yeah, good luck. 0.99
02:22:20.000 Good luck.
02:22:21.000 I mean, you need space colonization for that to...
02:22:25.000 Like, you need some kind of...
02:22:26.000 Or a disaster. 1.00
02:22:27.000 Or a fucking disaster. 1.00
02:22:29.000 A giant disaster. 1.00
02:22:30.000 Like a big one.
02:22:31.000 Yeah. 0.99
02:22:31.000 Like a big, crazy asteroid impact type deal where everything's fucked. 0.99
02:22:37.000 Collective consciousness shift. 0.96
02:22:39.000 I mean I know that's like such new-age bullshit to say but like theoretically if there was some shift in consciousness then maybe there would be a You would really have to have like a complete shift in like value and then if that happened you could see some new Way of running things.
02:22:59.000 Well, don't you think that shift is happening? 0.89
02:23:01.000 Right in front of our eyes It's hard to see because we're looking at it through the lens of a person who exists day by day.
02:23:08.000 But if you just went back to when you and I, when did we first meet?
02:23:12.000 Dude, 2012?
02:23:14.000 No.
02:23:15.000 But pre-2012 because we were talking about the Mind Apocalypse.
02:23:18.000 When did you first start working at the store?
02:23:22.000 Late 90s.
02:23:24.000 Oh, yeah.
02:23:24.000 I've been there for a long time.
02:23:25.000 Dude, I'm really bad with...
02:23:27.000 2012 was nuts.
02:23:28.000 I've known you from the 90s.
02:23:29.000 No, dude, I'm so bad with time.
02:23:31.000 I think I met you in like 99 or something like that.
02:23:33.000 99, probably.
02:23:34.000 99. Something like that.
02:23:34.000 99, 2000. Back then, marijuana was illegal.
02:23:39.000 And the only way to get a hold of it in California was you have to have a medical license.
02:23:44.000 So we used to get medical licenses to get it.
02:23:47.000 And the idea of psychedelics at all being accepted in any positive way was alien.
02:23:53.000 You never heard about PTSD being treated like MAPS. They hadn't done their studies yet with MDMA. They hadn't done the psilocybin studies.
02:24:02.000 You hadn't heard about Ibogaine for helping people get off opiates.
02:24:05.000 Opiates weren't even a problem then, right?
02:24:07.000 There was not a thing that people were talking about.
02:24:11.000 To go from that to where we are now where there's states that have decriminalized it and then it was up for – there was a proposal for California but Newsom rejected it because they didn't have like a protocol in place.
02:24:24.000 So come back when you have like some sort of a – if you're going to use it for therapy, some sort of a therapeutic protocol which – Probably makes sense.
02:24:33.000 Not just decriminalizing it, but decriminalizing it and setting boundaries for use.
02:24:38.000 This is how you should do it.
02:24:39.000 If you weigh 150 pounds, this is what you need.
02:24:42.000 I guess it's not even weight dependent, apparently.
02:24:45.000 Apparently mushrooms are not weight-dependent.
02:24:46.000 No way!
02:24:47.000 That's interesting.
02:24:47.000 Yeah.
02:24:48.000 I don't know how they know that, though.
02:24:50.000 Like, how many studies have they ever done with dosing people?
02:24:53.000 You know, that are 100 pounds, up to 300 pounds.
02:24:56.000 How many studies have they done on that?
02:24:58.000 But the thing is, they're doing those studies now. 0.99
02:25:00.000 And you can get ketamine from a fucking licensed therapist now. 0.98
02:25:03.000 And people are traveling on a regular basis to go to South America. 0.99
02:25:06.000 Do ayahuasca.
02:25:07.000 It's really common.
02:25:09.000 There's ayahuasca tourism.
02:25:10.000 Everybody talks about doing it.
02:25:12.000 There's so many people that are microdosing.
02:25:14.000 There's so many people in Silicon Valley that are microdosing and openly talking about it.
02:25:19.000 It's a different world than it was just from the time you and I met.
02:25:23.000 So it's happening right in front of us.
02:25:26.000 It's just not moving at a pace that corresponds with our understanding of it.
02:25:31.000 Like, we're saying, like, how can you say it's illegal?
02:25:35.000 Like, how are you making it illegal?
02:25:36.000 It doesn't make any sense.
02:25:37.000 This is a thing that's made by people to control other people.
02:25:40.000 And in this one, you're not helping anyone.
02:25:42.000 You're hurting people.
02:25:44.000 It's overall known that this is a fact.
02:25:46.000 Right.
02:25:47.000 But it's taking time for that idea to be accepted. 0.99
02:25:51.000 People have to die.
02:25:53.000 Generations have to pass.
02:25:55.000 New ideas have to be cemented in people's heads because they're so ideologically entrenched in what they initially believed.
02:26:02.000 Right.
02:26:02.000 That's why it's so hard for vegans to go back to eating meat like they can.
02:26:05.000 Flow drip, baby. 0.88
02:26:07.000 I mean, look, you know, again, it's like this is the other thing is like if you judge a tree by its fruit, I love what you're pointing out there. 1.00
02:26:14.000 If you look at the fact that this is happening, the implication is there are people in positions of power Recognizing that there's just no fucking way we're gonna legalize acid and mushrooms and MDMA, you fucking hippies. 0.99
02:26:29.000 We're not doing it overnight. 0.99
02:26:30.000 Give us some time.
02:26:31.000 There's people who clearly recognize that and are slowly turning the dial and shifting into whatever the future of humanity looks like where we're not encumbered by draconian Consciousness limitations.
02:26:48.000 So yeah, you know, the implications is people in positions of power who are 100% for humans having access to their birthright.
02:26:58.000 And that's exciting to think about.
02:27:00.000 I wonder who those people are.
02:27:01.000 No idea, but I'm glad they're out there.
02:27:06.000 We're in such a weird time.
02:27:08.000 Yeah man, what a great time.
02:27:10.000 It's all happening like right in front of us.
02:27:13.000 It's just all at once and so many things from so many and we have so much access to it.
02:27:19.000 And then we also have so many lies.
02:27:22.000 And it's all of it just slamming into each other left and right in front of us, like little ideological car accidents.
02:27:27.000 I know.
02:27:28.000 Just like the truth and fiction and narrative and bullshit and what you want to believe versus what's really true. 0.95
02:27:35.000 Oh, yeah. 0.96
02:27:35.000 I get grabbed all the time. 0.96
02:27:37.000 Bad guys and good guys and fucking bang, bang, bang, bang. 0.99
02:27:41.000 And the way one group of people looks at one thing versus the way another group of people... 0.99
02:27:46.000 Both seem kind of like rational.
02:27:48.000 How?
02:27:49.000 How are you guys so far apart in your ideas?
02:27:52.000 How are we so divided about so many unimportant things when the important things are not being resolved?
02:28:02.000 Like, none of the important...
02:28:03.000 Like, if you really wanted to control... 0.99
02:28:06.000 People you would want to keep them doing what we're doing just Constantly arguing about the dumbest shit The things that we can't and having very little understanding of what you're really fucking passionate about, right? 0.99
02:28:19.000 And you're still yelling it out anyway. 0.99
02:28:21.000 Yeah, I mean yeah you want to and also you want to make them feel completely impotent and completely Out of control and helpless.
02:28:34.000 And the only way you can do that is by, again and again, make them think that they are a limited, temporary, organic body, that when it dies, it's dead forever. 0.97
02:28:47.000 Make them feel like this is all there is, so you better fucking go for it. 0.97
02:28:50.000 And going for it means grinding. 0.99
02:28:52.000 And hurting other people to get your fucking whatever it is you're looking for, because that's all you got anyway, man. 0.99
02:28:59.000 So if you keep the fixation on that paradigm, then yeah, you can probably control a shit ton of people. 0.99
02:29:07.000 Well, that's what they liked about COVID. One of the things they liked about it was that they could control you.
02:29:13.000 If they could get you to get vaccinated, if they can get you to do that, they can force you to do a thing.
02:29:18.000 That's a level of control they've never had over adults before.
02:29:22.000 It's a new thing.
02:29:24.000 And if it's profitable and it's also this thing you're forcing people to do, boy, that gets sketchy.
02:29:30.000 Boy, that gets sketchy.
02:29:31.000 Well, yeah.
02:29:32.000 I mean, but there's so many other- And it happened.
02:29:36.000 Did you ever see the video of someone bitching about seatbelt laws? 1.00
02:29:41.000 Yes.
02:29:41.000 I love it.
02:29:42.000 It's from like the 1970s. 1.00
02:29:44.000 I'll never wear a fucking seatbelt. 1.00
02:29:45.000 Basically communism. 1.00
02:29:47.000 Can't have a beer after you get home from work.
02:29:50.000 Yeah.
02:29:50.000 That's what the guy's talking about.
02:29:52.000 I feel like there's been endless iterations of this sort of flexing where you're like, you can't do that anymore.
02:29:58.000 Yeah.
02:29:59.000 Well, it's just the insurance.
02:30:01.000 That's the seatbelt thing.
02:30:03.000 It's just people are dying and it's like costing too much money and they made laws.
02:30:06.000 It's not like they care about you.
02:30:08.000 Our willingness to accept Regulation.
02:30:12.000 Exactly.
02:30:13.000 Our willingness to accept regulations.
02:30:15.000 I'm trying to pull up this.
02:30:16.000 I'm looking for this thing.
02:30:19.000 Because it's wild hearing him say it.
02:30:22.000 Yeah, here it is.
02:30:23.000 And you hear Fauci actually say it.
02:30:25.000 It's just like, wow.
02:30:27.000 Why would you say that out loud?
02:30:30.000 This is not what you should be saying.
02:30:38.000 Listen to this.
02:30:43.000 Because this is what everybody suspected, that they thought this way.
02:30:46.000 Talk about someone who faded out.
02:30:48.000 Whatever happened to him?
02:30:48.000 He just disappeared.
02:30:49.000 He's in a coffin somewhere, waiting for the moon.
02:30:52.000 He reveals what he really wanted out of all those COVID mandates.
02:30:57.000 Once people feel empowered and protected legally, you are going to have schools, universities, and colleges are going to say, you want to come to this college, buddy?
02:31:08.000 You're going to get vaccinated.
02:31:10.000 It's been proven that when you make it difficult for people in their lives, they lose their ideological bull and they get vaccinated.
02:31:21.000 Dude, if that was in a movie, it'd be cheesy.
02:31:25.000 That's like you, like, they don't know the hot mic is on, the villain gets revealed.
02:31:29.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:31:29.000 What the fuck? 1.00
02:31:30.000 I never saw that. 1.00
02:31:31.000 Isn't that wild?
02:31:33.000 Isn't it just wild that he thinks that way? 0.99
02:31:35.000 That's why they fucking turned his mic off, dude. 1.00
02:31:37.000 Because they're like, hey, what the fuck are you doing? 0.99
02:31:39.000 We only say that at the Bohemian Grove. 0.99
02:31:41.000 You can't say that out loud.
02:31:42.000 Well, all I have to do is read Robert Kennedy's book.
02:31:44.000 Robert Kennedy's book is more terrifying.
02:31:46.000 And I've always said, if it's not true, why isn't he getting sued?
02:31:49.000 Yeah.
02:31:50.000 Because if it is true, you should all be freaked out.
02:31:53.000 And I know millions of people have read that book now, but it's not reviewed.
02:31:56.000 You don't hear it talked about.
02:31:58.000 It's not like a thing the mainstream media brings up.
02:32:01.000 Just the actual facts that he's laying out, just not even from COVID, from the AIDS epidemic.
02:32:08.000 Just go back and...
02:32:10.000 Listen, just read that book or listen to the audiobook and just the stuff about AZT is wild.
02:32:18.000 And using the same language.
02:32:20.000 He was using it that AZT is both safe and effective. 0.99
02:32:23.000 Using that same language for something that fucking killed people quicker than anything. 0.99
02:32:29.000 Dude, if only they had been... 0.98
02:32:30.000 I feel like if they'd been honest when they came out with the vaccine and been like, it's...
02:32:36.000 That's no way. 0.81
02:32:38.000 There's a chance it's going to fuck you up. 0.99
02:32:40.000 That's not what they do. 0.98
02:32:41.000 They never do that.
02:32:41.000 But then if they'd done that, that's so...
02:32:43.000 They can't start doing that, Duncan.
02:32:45.000 They've never done that.
02:32:47.000 Not only do they not do that, but they're allowed to run multiple studies.
02:32:52.000 And if they can find one that they can rig in a way that some sort of a finagle shows some kind of positive benefit, that's the one they run with.
02:33:02.000 And they can have eight studies that don't show it, or eight studies that show it's bad, and they just...
02:33:07.000 Push it away.
02:33:08.000 And then on top of that, what gets even weirder is when someone goes to review these studies, they don't get the actual data.
02:33:15.000 They get the review of the data from the pharmaceutical drug companies.
02:33:20.000 And then they get to review what their findings were.
02:33:23.000 They don't get to review the actual data.
02:33:25.000 The whole thing is nuts.
02:33:27.000 You really think the COVID vaccine was bad for you?
02:33:29.000 What?
02:33:29.000 I'm just kidding.
02:33:31.000 I don't even think that.
02:33:32.000 That's not even what I'm saying.
02:33:34.000 What I'm saying is they have a standard way that they handle any kind of medication.
02:33:40.000 That's how you make the most money.
02:33:41.000 I mean, that collision between profit and medicine, it's such a dark place.
02:33:50.000 It's so dark when you're at the hospital and you realize they have a motive to keep you here.
02:33:58.000 Like the doctors, they've done their oath, they might not, but the hospital itself Can implement certain rules and regulations that have a higher probability of keeping you in there longer so that it's more expensive. 0.90
02:34:12.000 And that's where it gets fucking weird.
02:34:14.000 And when it comes to pharmaceutical companies or anything that's profiting off of sickness, it's like... 0.93
02:34:22.000 I don't know if there's a, what do you call the sugar industry?
02:34:24.000 Big sugar? 1.00
02:34:25.000 Big sugar.
02:34:26.000 Big sugar.
02:34:27.000 And the pharmaceutical companies, these are like happy bedfellows because one is poison, the other fixes the damage from the poison. 0.98
02:34:36.000 And so when suddenly there's a profit motive behind it, ooh, shit's gonna get weird because the lobbyists for the pharmaceutical companies theoretically would not want regulation On weird dyes and shit that big sugar's putting in stuff because that is gonna reduce the profit for whatever medication they use to treat the damage from the fucking dyes. 0.98
02:34:58.000 Isn't that nuts? 0.98
02:34:59.000 Do they work together?
02:35:00.000 Do they have meetings about this?
02:35:02.000 How much have they thought it through?
02:35:05.000 You know, we're gonna see a big dip in our insulin profits if they regulate how much sugar is in Oreos. 0.99
02:35:14.000 Like, there's gonna be a direct hit On our fucking industry if that happens. 0.98
02:35:19.000 Do you think they'd do it that far? 0.99
02:35:20.000 I don't think so.
02:35:21.000 I pray that they don't, but it wouldn't surprise me.
02:35:24.000 But boy, wouldn't you do it if you had an obligation to your shareholders?
02:35:27.000 You're supposed to make the most amount of money possible?
02:35:29.000 Isn't that part of your job?
02:35:31.000 That's what you'd tell yourself, I guess.
02:35:34.000 You would have to do it that way.
02:35:35.000 Yeah, man. 1.00
02:35:36.000 You'd have to say, like, let these people eat their fucking sugar. 1.00
02:35:39.000 I want to buy a yacht. 1.00
02:35:41.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:35:41.000 Let them eat their goddamn sugar. 1.00
02:35:43.000 You know, just say the cereal's fucking good for you. 1.00
02:35:45.000 Cereal's good for you. 1.00
02:35:46.000 It's fucking great for you. 1.00
02:35:47.000 It's great for you. 1.00
02:35:48.000 This is a healthy...
02:35:49.000 Do you know one of the biggest drugs, emerging drugs, like, over the last few years has been blood thinners?
02:35:55.000 No, I didn't know that.
02:35:56.000 Yeah, how much of an increase in the prescriptions for blood thinners have there been over the last few years?
02:36:01.000 What is that?
02:36:01.000 Someone was talking about it because of strokes.
02:36:04.000 Someone was talking about it.
02:36:06.000 I need to find out if it's true though.
02:36:07.000 It's one of those things that I was watching this YouTube video where some doctors discussing the uptick in blood thinners.
02:36:13.000 They were also talking about heart medications and heart issues and the uptick in heart issues.
02:36:19.000 It's so scary.
02:36:20.000 It's a large uptick.
02:36:21.000 It's an uptick that if it was anything else...
02:36:23.000 People would be really looking into it.
02:36:25.000 If it was diet, if all of a sudden some new food was introduced into the food system that we never ate before, but then all of a sudden there was a corresponding big uptick in all-cause mortality, People would start thinking, like, I wonder if it's this new thing that just got introduced.
02:36:41.000 Like, if it was anything else.
02:36:43.000 Do you remember when...
02:36:44.000 Okay, so I don't know if you remember science class, but I remember one of the things I thought was exciting about science.
02:36:50.000 Or maybe I just had a good teacher who was like, anyone can be a scientist.
02:36:54.000 Like, that's the whole beauty of the method.
02:36:56.000 This is a way to interrogate reality to find out what the truth is. 0.99
02:37:02.000 You don't have to wear a fucking lab coat. 0.98
02:37:05.000 Anyone should and could use this method to differentiate superstition from reality, cognitive bias from reality. 0.99
02:37:12.000 It's very exciting suddenly to be like, oh yeah, I don't have to be...
02:37:17.000 Isaac Newton to be a scientist.
02:37:20.000 I can just use these methods in my own weird little experiments.
02:37:24.000 And then something happened where suddenly the articulation of what you think is the truth, even if you're fucking wrong, became off limits.
02:37:35.000 You couldn't say what you're talking about right now.
02:37:39.000 Out loud you weren't supposed to anymore and people would even say don't do your own research.
02:37:43.000 Don't investigate.
02:37:45.000 Stop! 1.00
02:37:46.000 You're not of the scientific class. 1.00
02:37:48.000 You don't even understand this shit. 1.00
02:37:50.000 Stop! 1.00
02:37:51.000 It's misinformation when it's like fuck like instead of saying stop Challenge it. 0.99
02:37:57.000 Like my favorite, it's funny reading the arguments between physicists. 0.99
02:38:01.000 I don't know if you've ever seen that when they fight, like when scientists get in big fucking fights. 0.97
02:38:06.000 It's so funny. 0.97
02:38:07.000 And that was part of this tradition of science is like scientists weren't all these placid, like soft, sweet.
02:38:15.000 They are when you deny them funding if they're not.
02:38:18.000 Oh god, that's so dark.
02:38:20.000 That's what happens.
02:38:21.000 Money takes over medicine. 1.00
02:38:24.000 So fucked up. 1.00
02:38:25.000 Money takes over politics. 1.00
02:38:26.000 Money takes over military.
02:38:28.000 Money takes over environment.
02:38:30.000 Money takes over green energy.
02:38:33.000 Duncan, it's all about green energy.
02:38:35.000 It's all about the green deal.
02:38:37.000 Our green deal is going to fix it all.
02:38:39.000 And people are just raking in money on this green deal.
02:38:44.000 This green deal.
02:38:45.000 We've got partners in the green deal.
02:38:46.000 We're going to stop this and we're going to form that and we're going to have a coalition and no more gas cars.
02:38:52.000 And then everybody's car has a limiter on it now.
02:38:55.000 You can only go 65 miles an hour.
02:38:58.000 That's it.
02:38:59.000 Whatever.
02:39:00.000 That's going to...
02:39:00.000 Reduce deaths.
02:39:01.000 Don't you want to reduce deaths?
02:39:02.000 And we want a kill switch.
02:39:04.000 I mean, what if a bad guy's running away? 0.96
02:39:05.000 We could just stop him.
02:39:06.000 Shut the car off.
02:39:07.000 And more police chases.
02:39:08.000 Or what if you have a bad tweet? 1.00
02:39:10.000 Stop your fucking car. 1.00
02:39:12.000 And we just decide to stop your car and don't even tell you why we stopped your car. 1.00
02:39:14.000 Your car pulls over and says, fucking retweet it! 0.99
02:39:18.000 Revise! 1.00
02:39:19.000 I actually would like that for my unfunny tweets.
02:39:22.000 Is there something you'd like to fix?
02:39:23.000 Like it pulls over and the thing just says, is there something you'd like to fix?
02:39:26.000 That tweet wasn't funny, Duncan.
02:39:27.000 Yet again.
02:39:28.000 Is there something I should fix?
02:39:29.000 Perhaps one of your tweets.
02:39:31.000 Oh, yeah, please delete the offending tweet.
02:39:34.000 Okay.
02:39:36.000 Continue.
02:39:36.000 And then you can drive again.
02:39:38.000 Yeah, man.
02:39:39.000 That's not outside the realm of possibility if some guy got arrested and went to jail for shitposting a meme about Hillary Clinton about the voting thing.
02:39:48.000 You know that one?
02:39:49.000 Yeah, dude.
02:39:50.000 Where the guy said, you don't have to vote in person, do 555. We found out that guy, apparently, I believe this is true, he just posted it.
02:39:58.000 The guy who got arrested.
02:39:59.000 I don't think he created it.
02:40:01.000 I was digging through that yesterday.
02:40:02.000 He just posted a meme.
02:40:03.000 He did post it, but I couldn't tell in the wording of it if he asked someone to make it for him and then he posted it.
02:40:09.000 I couldn't.
02:40:09.000 I believe he said that he didn't make it.
02:40:12.000 I believe he said that in an interview.
02:40:13.000 But what if he asked someone to make it for him?
02:40:15.000 Right, that's possible too.
02:40:16.000 Or paid someone to make it for him.
02:40:18.000 Totally possible.
02:40:19.000 That would be different.
02:40:20.000 You could say, I didn't make it.
02:40:21.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:40:21.000 The fucking e-car thing, man. 1.00
02:40:23.000 It's just like, dude, I don't want to have something monitoring me all the fucking time like an e-car. 1.00
02:40:31.000 Or, like you were saying, I don't want the ability for someone to turn this shit off. 0.99
02:40:36.000 I think they already have it in some cars. 0.99
02:40:38.000 I think they have it with OnStar.
02:40:41.000 I think that's one of the capabilities.
02:40:42.000 See if that's true.
02:40:43.000 Does OnStar have the capability of shutting off a car?
02:40:47.000 A gas car?
02:40:48.000 It's a hot pursuit.
02:40:49.000 Gas car? 1.00
02:40:49.000 Oh, fuck. 1.00
02:40:50.000 I believe so. 1.00
02:40:51.000 I believe so.
02:40:52.000 I believe it's a computer program because it allows you to start your car.
02:40:56.000 You can have, like, a friend of mine locked his keys accidentally in his Suburban.
02:41:02.000 He called OnStar.
02:41:05.000 OnStar unlocked his car so he could go in and get his keys.
02:41:08.000 Yeah.
02:41:09.000 On their website, it's part of what they sell.
02:41:12.000 Okay, what does it sell?
02:41:12.000 It's like if you're getting carjacked and kidnapped.
02:41:14.000 Carjacked and kidnapped.
02:41:15.000 When a woman's SUV is stolen with her mother and her grandchildren inside, OnStar helps save the day.
02:41:19.000 So OnStar shut the car off.
02:41:21.000 So that's great if it does this, if a woman got kidnapped with her cute little kid.
02:41:26.000 I want to know if those are real people or if those are crisis hackers.
02:41:29.000 OnStar stops fleeing felon and stutter.
02:41:31.000 Yeah.
02:41:32.000 So OnStar already has the ability to do that.
02:41:34.000 Mm-hmm.
02:41:35.000 So that kill switch that everybody's asking for already exists if you have some cars.
02:41:41.000 Is it just a GM that has OnStar?
02:41:44.000 Is OnStar only General Motors?
02:41:46.000 Or is it like just a car thing?
02:41:50.000 I feel like it's like a General Motors thing.
02:41:53.000 I think it's Cadillacs.
02:41:54.000 Yeah, it's part of General Motors.
02:41:56.000 Yeah.
02:41:56.000 I wonder if they allow it in other cars, though.
02:41:58.000 Is OnStar in other cars outside of General Motors cars?
02:42:01.000 Or is it only...
02:42:04.000 I mean, the good news is no one will ever hack that and use it for other things.
02:42:09.000 It's completely safe.
02:42:10.000 That will never be used against what OnStar is using it for.
02:42:16.000 It'll only stop kidnappers.
02:42:19.000 Another brick in the wall.
02:42:24.000 Yeah, I remember being at a Pink Floyd laser light show when I was in high school.
02:42:29.000 And it was the saddest thing, man, because another brick in the wall, we don't need no education, comes on at a laser light show, which is already depressing because it's definitely not Pink Floyd and it wasn't even that good a laser light show.
02:42:41.000 And there's a security guard.
02:42:43.000 He's probably in his 20s. 1.00
02:42:45.000 It's a shit job. 1.00
02:42:47.000 He's got to be the security guard at the laser light show. 1.00
02:42:50.000 And then the crowd turns on him.
02:42:52.000 On the security guard?
02:42:54.000 Just because he was in a security guard uniform and that song comes on and everyone starts raging against this guy.
02:43:00.000 It was so weird.
02:43:02.000 It's like, what?
02:43:03.000 Are you gonna start attacking this guy?
02:43:06.000 That's a problem with uniforms.
02:43:08.000 Yeah, dude.
02:43:10.000 Uniforms allow you to assume a position of power over people, but also you become the enemy.
02:43:17.000 Like you're wearing the uniform of the authority.
02:43:20.000 And you're just a person. 1.00
02:43:22.000 Most cops are just fucking people. 1.00
02:43:24.000 All cops. 1.00
02:43:25.000 They're just people.
02:43:26.000 Yeah.
02:43:27.000 Just humans. 1.00
02:43:28.000 But you put them in a fucking outfit and you give them guns. 1.00
02:43:32.000 You want to talk about a responsibility that's difficult to handle. 1.00
02:43:35.000 Oh, God.
02:43:36.000 That one's crazy. 1.00
02:43:37.000 Dude, there's some jobs in this world that I think about and they're like, mother fuck, ER doctor. 1.00
02:43:44.000 Oh, my God. 1.00
02:43:44.000 Fuck. 1.00
02:43:45.000 Fuck that trauma doctor. 1.00
02:43:46.000 Fuck that police officer. 1.00
02:43:48.000 It's like, God, Christ in heaven, every fucking night. 1.00
02:43:52.000 Every fucking night. 1.00
02:43:53.000 You're just driving around. 1.00
02:43:55.000 You're thinking about your fucking kids. 1.00
02:43:57.000 Yep. 1.00
02:43:57.000 And you get a weird call. 1.00
02:43:59.000 And the next thing you know, there's some dude running at you with a chainsaw that you're begging to stop because you don't want to fucking kill him. 0.99
02:44:07.000 Right. 1.00
02:44:07.000 Oh, what a horrible job! 1.00
02:44:10.000 The amount of money you should get paid for that versus what they make.
02:44:15.000 Big gap.
02:44:17.000 Big gap.
02:44:18.000 Big gap.
02:44:19.000 Yeah.
02:44:19.000 And then you're getting PTSD. You're not sleeping at night.
02:44:22.000 For sure.
02:44:22.000 I was watching a video today of a guy telling a guy not to reach for his gun.
02:44:26.000 He's got some guy pulled over and he's like, do not reach into your band.
02:44:30.000 Don't reach for that gun. 1.00
02:44:31.000 Don't reach for your fucking gun. 1.00
02:44:33.000 And the guy's like standing there with his hands like this and he just goes in and boom, the guy's got to shoot him. 1.00
02:44:38.000 And this dude just reaches for his gun. 1.00
02:44:40.000 And then there was another one where they didn't realize this guy had a gun and he shot one of the cops and the other cop unloaded on him like, fuck, man. 0.99
02:44:47.000 Like, every time they pull someone over, this is like some regular-looking dude, too. 0.99
02:44:50.000 He didn't even look like a criminal.
02:44:52.000 He looked like a handsome young guy.
02:44:55.000 And then he just had a gun.
02:44:56.000 He didn't look like a homeless person.
02:44:58.000 He didn't look like an ex-con.
02:45:00.000 He just looked like a regular guy.
02:45:02.000 And they pull them over, and it took them by surprise.
02:45:05.000 Guy just pulls a gun out, starts shooting. 0.96
02:45:07.000 Like, they never know when someone's a full-on psycho.
02:45:10.000 You're pulling people over, and you're a cop, and the lights are on.
02:45:13.000 You got them in that pressure situation.
02:45:14.000 Maybe they have warrants.
02:45:16.000 Maybe they did something horrible just now, and you didn't even know.
02:45:19.000 You just pulled them over, luckily.
02:45:21.000 They're just shooting at you.
02:45:22.000 Jesus! 1.00
02:45:23.000 So they have that fear every fucking time they pull someone over. 1.00
02:45:26.000 Yeah. 0.99
02:45:28.000 Yeah, and it's so funny, dude.
02:45:30.000 I got into watching those Sovereign Citizen videos.
02:45:32.000 You ever watch those?
02:45:33.000 Oh, those people are hilarious.
02:45:34.000 And the cops, they're so sick of it, and it's the funniest thing to watch them deal with their fifth Sovereign Citizen. 1.00
02:45:44.000 But it's on top of all that other shit, possibly getting your shot, or the person you're working with gets shot. 0.98
02:45:54.000 Also, on top of that, you're having to deal with just the other element. 0.99
02:45:59.000 Well, also, everybody's lying to you.
02:46:01.000 Naturally.
02:46:02.000 Everywhere you go, you're running into people that have created problems, and when you talk to them, they're lying.
02:46:08.000 That's got to be like 90%.
02:46:09.000 Have you ever had a drink, sir?
02:46:11.000 No.
02:46:11.000 Are you drinking tonight, sir?
02:46:13.000 Why is she unconscious? 0.75
02:46:15.000 What happened here?
02:46:17.000 What's this blood coming from?
02:46:19.000 Who hit this person?
02:46:21.000 What happened here?
02:46:23.000 All day.
02:46:24.000 All day.
02:46:25.000 Every day.
02:46:26.000 Every day everyone's lying.
02:46:27.000 And everyone looks at you like you're the professional enemy, especially if you have to work in an area that's crime-ridden.
02:46:32.000 Dude, there's a great app people can get, man. 0.99
02:46:34.000 I can't remember the name of it, but when you get pulled over and you're about to get popped, you just start the fucking app because it tells you what to do so that you don't have to infuriate the fucking cop. 0.97
02:46:46.000 It's just exactly what you say, which is basically like, I'm going to need a lawyer. 0.98
02:46:49.000 Am I under arrest? 0.99
02:46:50.000 Like all this stuff, but not so you don't have to like remember all this shit. 0.99
02:46:55.000 And so what, because what that does is if you do get busted, if you do this just the right way, then you have a higher chance of whatever the fuck you did being sort of dismissed. 0.99
02:47:08.000 Thrown out. 0.99
02:47:08.000 Thrown out. 0.99
02:47:09.000 Like I can't remember the name of the act.
02:47:09.000 Because you took the right steps.
02:47:10.000 You took the right steps.
02:47:12.000 Because it's good to know that- You didn't say anything incriminating? 0.99
02:47:13.000 Good to know those steps because, by the way, that's the other fucking thing. 0.96
02:47:16.000 Like, their job is not to, like, suddenly befriend you at 3 a.m. 0.99
02:47:20.000 when they fucking pull you over and be your business. 0.99
02:47:22.000 Their job is to fucking find out that you commit a crime. 1.00
02:47:26.000 And if you fucking are so dumb that you admit to that, then that's kind of your fault. 1.00
02:47:32.000 I mean, that's your fault. 1.00
02:47:33.000 So, those, like, that app. 0.99
02:47:36.000 I wish I could remember the fucking name of it. 0.99
02:47:38.000 Dude, I have to pee a third time. 0.99
02:47:39.000 Me too!
02:47:40.000 Thank God!
02:47:41.000 I'm getting pulled over app.
02:47:43.000 There's a few of them.
02:47:43.000 I'm getting pulled over app.
02:47:45.000 Okay.
02:47:46.000 Let's wrap this up.
02:47:47.000 Duncan Trussell, your book.
02:47:48.000 One more time.
02:47:49.000 Oh, The Movie of Me to the Movie of We.
02:47:52.000 It's an audiobook, not a book.
02:47:53.000 It's available on Audible.
02:47:54.000 Audible, yeah.
02:47:55.000 It's only on Audible.
02:47:56.000 It's not really a book.
02:47:57.000 Okay.
02:47:58.000 But it's on Audible.
02:47:59.000 The Movie of Me to the Movie of We.
02:48:01.000 And then your podcast.
02:48:04.000 The Duncan Trussell Family Hour.
02:48:05.000 And I'm going to be at the Denver Comedy Works in January.
02:48:08.000 Please come.
02:48:09.000 One of the greatest clubs ever.
02:48:10.000 The... 0.98
02:48:11.000 It used to be the greatest club before you fucked everything up with a mother ship. 0.98
02:48:16.000 But you can find all my dates at DuncanTrustle.com.
02:48:19.000 Alright.
02:48:20.000 I love you.
02:48:21.000 Love you.
02:48:21.000 Thank you everybody.
02:48:23.000 Bye.