The Joe Rogan Experience - February 22, 2024


Joe Rogan Experience #2106 - Kid Rock


Episode Stats

Length

3 hours and 27 minutes

Words per Minute

195.50082

Word Count

40,498

Sentence Count

4,535

Misogynist Sentences

110

Hate Speech Sentences

118


Summary

On this episode of The Joe Rogan Experience, Joe talks about drugs and rock and roll. He talks about how he got started in the music industry, how he was a weed dealer for Tom Petty, and what it's like to be a rock star when you're high on weed. He also talks about the recent death of Prince and how a roadie got him some Fentanyl. And he talks about why he thinks coke should be legalized in the United States. It's a good one, and I hope you enjoy it! Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. All rights reserved. Used by permission. The opinions stated here are our own, not those of our companies, unless otherwise stated. If you like what you hear, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever else you get your content. Please don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe to our other shows! We post polls, and we'll read them on the next episode of the pod! Subscribe to our new podcast, The Stoner's Guide to Stoner Talk. Subscribe on iTunes. Rate/subscribe in iTunes and leave us your thoughts/opinions on whatever you're listening to! Thanks for listening and rating/subscribing! Cheers, bye bye! -Jon - Tom and Mikey. - Mikey, the Stoner Guy Podcast, the podcasting gen. "The Stoner, the one and only version of the podcast that's all about weed and coke, the best podcast in the world, the most stoned and the most badass podcast in America's most badass yet... . and so much more! - Thank you for listening to this podcast, and thanks for being a good stoner talk about it's cool, thank you for being stoned, and good vibing, good vibes, good night, good day, good job, good morning, and a good day and good night all of your day, bye, bye. xo, bye! - Joe, Mikey and good day! - Mike, bye - - Joe and Joe, - Cheers. Mikey & Mikey Thank you, Joe, the Crew, ~ - Rory, "A. & Joe, RYAN


Transcript

00:00:01.000 Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out!
00:00:04.000 The Joe Rogan Experience.
00:00:06.000 Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day.
00:00:12.000 I love that chain.
00:00:13.000 What is that chain?
00:00:14.000 It's my tattoo.
00:00:16.000 It's my logo.
00:00:17.000 American badass.
00:00:18.000 That's pretty badass.
00:00:22.000 That sounds like stoner talk.
00:00:23.000 It is.
00:00:24.000 It is stoner talk.
00:00:25.000 Most of my conversations are stoner talk.
00:00:28.000 Like, high level.
00:00:29.000 Dude, he used to be Tom Petty's weed dealer.
00:00:32.000 In a sense.
00:00:33.000 Like, he would come to town.
00:00:34.000 He married a girl from Saginaw, Michigan.
00:00:37.000 I forget her name.
00:00:37.000 Great, great girl.
00:00:39.000 And they would come to Outside Detroit where I lived and I'd get this call like, hey, can you get Tom some weed?
00:00:46.000 I'd be like, fuck, I'll take him some weed.
00:00:49.000 So I'd call some of my brother's friends and get some weed.
00:00:52.000 I'd be like, this is fucking awesome because I love Tom Petty.
00:00:55.000 I didn't really know him.
00:00:56.000 So I'd go up there and drop the weed off and I'd be in his dressing room and he'd be like, so what's up man?
00:01:02.000 I'd be like, nothing.
00:01:05.000 And I'm like, we have nothing in common.
00:01:07.000 This guy's so fucking high.
00:01:09.000 I might have been tuned up on a couple beers or something.
00:01:12.000 And I'm like, well, that sucked.
00:01:15.000 I guess I'll just enjoy the music.
00:01:18.000 Was this before or after you were doing music?
00:01:21.000 Oh, this is when I was a big star.
00:01:23.000 Oh, really?
00:01:24.000 No shit.
00:01:25.000 Yeah, I was all excited.
00:01:26.000 And you're hanging with Tom Petty?
00:01:27.000 Not really.
00:01:28.000 I was just taking weed, trying to hang out with him.
00:01:30.000 You know, that's how Tom Petty died.
00:01:33.000 Somebody got him some pills.
00:01:35.000 Oh, was it fentanyl?
00:01:36.000 Yeah.
00:01:36.000 Fuck, fuck, fuck.
00:01:38.000 Yeah, he...
00:01:39.000 I don't remember what his injury was, but he was hurting, and a roadie got him some fentanyl.
00:01:47.000 Terrible.
00:01:48.000 Yeah, that's how Prince died too.
00:01:50.000 Yeah, I've heard that in the elevator.
00:01:52.000 Same thing, pain.
00:01:53.000 We all know people.
00:01:54.000 It's a travesty.
00:01:56.000 It's a horrible thing.
00:01:57.000 Well, let's just go right at the border.
00:01:59.000 Well, it's the border, but it's also the opioid crisis that was created by the Sackler family.
00:02:05.000 I mean, those motherfuckers just got a giant percentage of the population hooked on heroin.
00:02:13.000 Some evil shit, man.
00:02:15.000 Those fucking people are still running around, too.
00:02:17.000 In case you were ever thinking about quitting drugs...
00:02:22.000 Fentanyl should seal the deal.
00:02:24.000 Yeah.
00:02:24.000 That should seal the deal.
00:02:26.000 Yeah.
00:02:26.000 I know a lot of people that has.
00:02:27.000 They were like, you know, I was still an experimental cocaine user, this, that, and the other.
00:02:31.000 They were like, when that shit came up, that was it.
00:02:35.000 I had some friends tell me they were going to buy a testing kit, this, that, and the other.
00:02:39.000 I was like, yeah, that's probably time to move on.
00:02:42.000 If you're buying a testing kit to make sure you don't die, you probably should reconsider your options.
00:02:46.000 Might want to revisit whiskey.
00:02:48.000 Yeah.
00:02:50.000 Weed's not bad.
00:02:52.000 Weed and whiskey, it's a good combination.
00:02:54.000 You don't really, you don't want to go down that road.
00:02:56.000 Although, I've heard it's awesome.
00:02:58.000 Not fentanyl, but cocaine.
00:03:00.000 I have not tried it, I've never done it, but everyone I know who does it tells you not to do it because it's awesome.
00:03:06.000 I had a good run.
00:03:09.000 I haven't too many problems.
00:03:13.000 You know, in the older days, you know, it's kind of just following the handbook of rock and roll.
00:03:18.000 Yeah.
00:03:18.000 It's like your chapter 14 gets them blow.
00:03:21.000 Blah, blah, blah.
00:03:22.000 We had fun.
00:03:23.000 Nobody...
00:03:24.000 I've seen people get all fucked up and lose their minds on it, but I know quite a few people in my position like, okay, we had some fun when we were younger and, you know, at some point, you know, kind of a weekend warrior type thing.
00:03:36.000 Don't let it interfere with business and engagements and things you have to do.
00:03:40.000 I can't say I was batting a thousand, but...
00:03:43.000 Pretty good average.
00:03:44.000 You did pretty good.
00:03:44.000 Yeah.
00:03:45.000 Considering it?
00:03:46.000 It all worked out pretty well.
00:03:48.000 I'm not advocating for it at any level.
00:03:51.000 I don't think anybody is.
00:03:52.000 That's my honest experience.
00:03:53.000 Like, hey, you know, I came out okay.
00:03:55.000 That's the thing.
00:03:56.000 There's people that will tell you they're weed advocates.
00:03:58.000 There's no, like, coke advocates.
00:04:01.000 There's no people like, coke fixed my life.
00:04:06.000 I never got anything done.
00:04:07.000 All of a sudden, I was doing coke and starting businesses.
00:04:10.000 Is weed fixing lives?
00:04:11.000 We can fix people.
00:04:13.000 Depends on who you are.
00:04:14.000 I don't know if you're sick.
00:04:15.000 Yeah, for a guy like me, weed's a good drug.
00:04:18.000 A guy like me, weed just like chills you down.
00:04:22.000 My brother's a huge weed smoker.
00:04:24.000 Yeah.
00:04:24.000 And he'll always be like, you know, for golfing or some shit.
00:04:27.000 And I'm drinking my beers, having my fun.
00:04:29.000 I'm always like, you know, you drive.
00:04:33.000 And I'm always like, maybe you fucking shouldn't be driving.
00:04:36.000 He's just fucking stoned out of his mind sometimes.
00:04:38.000 And I'm like, yeah, I don't like this.
00:04:41.000 I'm a little nervous.
00:04:42.000 And I'm tuned up already.
00:04:45.000 Yeah, for some people, weed makes you nicer, calms you down, makes you a little more sensitive, a little more compassionate.
00:04:53.000 Yeah, everything affects people differently.
00:04:56.000 I've drank tequila three times.
00:04:58.000 Only three?
00:04:59.000 I've been to jail three times.
00:05:01.000 Do the math.
00:05:04.000 Kid Rock, no drink tequila.
00:05:07.000 So what do you think tequila does to you differently?
00:05:09.000 Ah, it just makes me want to punch you right in the mouth.
00:05:11.000 Really?
00:05:12.000 Oh, fuck.
00:05:14.000 That's it.
00:05:15.000 The Mexican influence.
00:05:16.000 Hey, Kid Rock, nice to see you.
00:05:17.000 Like, bam!
00:05:18.000 What the fuck's the matter with him?
00:05:21.000 What tequila?
00:05:22.000 I have no idea.
00:05:24.000 What does it do?
00:05:25.000 It just makes you hyper?
00:05:25.000 It just makes me fucking hyper-violent.
00:05:28.000 It could have been a combination of maybe those few times I drank it, I was just in a headspace where, you know, you can be in different headspaces when you're doing different things.
00:05:37.000 And you can blame it on the tequila.
00:05:39.000 But I kind of have a rule that I really try not to, like, you know...
00:05:44.000 I've really mellowed out in the last 10 years or so, but I really try not to get tuned up unless I'm in a good spot.
00:05:51.000 Yeah.
00:05:51.000 In a good mood for good people.
00:05:53.000 Right.
00:05:53.000 They don't want to be like, you know, all worked up, you know, after watch Fox News for six hours.
00:05:59.000 Ready to fucking, you know, slay the beast and start pounding whiskey and go to the club.
00:06:03.000 If you watch Fox News for too long, you will think it's the end of the world.
00:06:07.000 Oh, I do.
00:06:08.000 And it is.
00:06:08.000 It might be.
00:06:09.000 It really might be.
00:06:11.000 Did you see the fucking Tim Dillon thing that I posted yesterday?
00:06:14.000 It's legit.
00:06:17.000 Is that the gay comedian?
00:06:18.000 Yeah.
00:06:19.000 He's fucking great.
00:06:20.000 He's hilarious.
00:06:20.000 But he had a picture with a girl.
00:06:24.000 He said, I'm getting married.
00:06:25.000 The homosexuality thing was just a phase.
00:06:28.000 And RFK Jr. writes to him, she's a beautiful lady.
00:06:32.000 I can see how she un-gayed you, Tim.
00:06:35.000 The guy's running for president.
00:06:37.000 Fucking great.
00:06:38.000 Amazing.
00:06:39.000 It's awesome.
00:06:39.000 In that sense, it's an amazing time.
00:06:41.000 He don't scare me.
00:06:42.000 No, he shouldn't scare you.
00:06:43.000 He doesn't scare me.
00:06:44.000 He should do the opposite of scare you.
00:06:45.000 Yeah.
00:06:46.000 It should scare you the opposition to him.
00:06:47.000 Because if people listen to what he says, and you pay attention to what he says, and you actually research what he says, he's telling the truth.
00:06:53.000 It's just, we've been fucked over and lied to for so long that he seems like a crazy person.
00:06:58.000 Look at that.
00:06:58.000 She's a beautiful angel to him.
00:07:00.000 He's going to see how she un-gayed you.
00:07:03.000 Ungay.
00:07:04.000 Fuck, I learned something.
00:07:05.000 I haven't been here five minutes.
00:07:08.000 My new favorite word.
00:07:09.000 Usually I'm just using gay inappropriately all the time.
00:07:11.000 You know, like, that's fucking gay.
00:07:13.000 You know, someone's like, oh, you're so insensitive.
00:07:15.000 I'm like, that's so un-gay.
00:07:18.000 Yeah, it used to be a thing that we would say.
00:07:21.000 Something's gay.
00:07:22.000 Or it used to be, imagine like from the time of the Flintstones.
00:07:26.000 The Flintstones was we had a gay old time.
00:07:29.000 Do you remember playing Smear the Queer when you were a kid?
00:07:31.000 I never played that.
00:07:32.000 What is it?
00:07:33.000 You give somebody the football and everyone tries to tackle them.
00:07:35.000 Like in grade school, you just ran around.
00:07:37.000 We didn't even know what queer meant.
00:07:38.000 The name of the game was Smear the Queer.
00:07:41.000 I never played that.
00:07:42.000 Did you play that, Jamie?
00:07:42.000 Yeah.
00:07:43.000 Yeah?
00:07:45.000 You from the Midwest?
00:07:47.000 Yeah, he's from Ohio.
00:07:48.000 There you go.
00:07:49.000 They didn't have that where I grew up.
00:07:52.000 Where'd you grow up?
00:07:53.000 Boston.
00:07:55.000 I mean, I'm sure they had it.
00:07:56.000 Fuck, I would think it was invented in Boston.
00:08:00.000 I lived a fucked up life.
00:08:02.000 Not fucked up, but just my high school years was all martial arts.
00:08:07.000 It was all from the time I was like 15 till I was 21. All I did is train and compete.
00:08:12.000 That's a lot of discipline.
00:08:13.000 Yeah, a lot of obsession.
00:08:15.000 A lot of discipline and obsession, but it was very weird socially.
00:08:20.000 So I went from that to being a stand-up comedian, which is like the complete opposite ends of the spectrum.
00:08:25.000 Hanging out with maniacs who are doing drugs and staying up all night.
00:08:28.000 Just complete polar opposite.
00:08:31.000 So I missed a lot of stuff.
00:08:34.000 You got a lot of money now you can make up for it.
00:08:36.000 Fast-track it.
00:08:38.000 Where I get it all done in like two years with the loot you've made.
00:08:43.000 Yeah.
00:08:45.000 I found that to be a problem at times for people.
00:08:47.000 Money?
00:08:48.000 No, they didn't experience, you know, a certain coming of age things, whether it's, you know, crazy chasing girls, you know, that whole thing, doing drugs, you know, just being kind of wild, you know, stealing people's statues out of the yard, whatever crazy shit like that you do when you're young.
00:09:03.000 And then they reach this point.
00:09:04.000 A lot of it were the athletes because they were so focused in their training at such a young age.
00:09:09.000 And then they get to that point where they get money and they're like, I want to taste it all.
00:09:14.000 That's true.
00:09:15.000 And then they kind of get fucked up.
00:09:16.000 Yeah, you can lose your bearings.
00:09:18.000 That's true.
00:09:19.000 That is the case with a lot of athletes.
00:09:21.000 A lot of athletes get fat, too.
00:09:23.000 They just fuck it.
00:09:24.000 It's over.
00:09:25.000 A lot of fighters.
00:09:26.000 Because a lot of fighters are always dieting.
00:09:28.000 Well, you get that big muscle and then it's so hard to...
00:09:31.000 Fucking maintain as you get older.
00:09:33.000 Yep, that too.
00:09:34.000 You start to lose your lean muscle, you know about all that stuff.
00:09:37.000 Yeah.
00:09:37.000 All of a sudden, two to ten beers a night doesn't seem like a bad idea.
00:09:42.000 Yeah.
00:09:43.000 Well, it's also like, I think with athletes, especially with fighters, the rush of competition is so extreme that the regular world just seems so dull.
00:09:54.000 And then going back to the regular world, you don't feel like you have a real purpose anymore.
00:09:58.000 You're not training for this big event that takes place every few months.
00:10:01.000 And coming back from the military.
00:10:03.000 Yeah, like a lighter version of that.
00:10:05.000 That's a big problem with guys, coming back from the military.
00:10:08.000 Big problem.
00:10:09.000 Huge.
00:10:09.000 Suicide.
00:10:10.000 And no coaching at all.
00:10:12.000 Nobody tells you what to do.
00:10:13.000 They just let you back in the world, and you're like, fuck.
00:10:15.000 Yeah.
00:10:17.000 Seen it too many times.
00:10:18.000 Mm-hmm.
00:10:19.000 Too many times.
00:10:21.000 Too many times.
00:10:22.000 So, what's it like being the dude who took out Bud Light?
00:10:27.000 Let's get right to it.
00:10:28.000 Let's get right to it.
00:10:29.000 We were going to bring a few cases in here for you.
00:10:31.000 Switch sunglasses.
00:10:32.000 Fuck, I'll drink it.
00:10:33.000 I don't give a shit.
00:10:34.000 Two kinds of beer in this world, cold and free.
00:10:37.000 I like them both.
00:10:40.000 Man, I was just having fun, to be honest with you.
00:10:43.000 I mean, I was pissed.
00:10:45.000 Like, you know, but...
00:10:46.000 It wasn't like it was going to wreck my day, let alone my life.
00:10:49.000 I was just kind of like, what the fuck are they doing?
00:10:51.000 You were the straw that broke the camel's back.
00:10:54.000 I became the face of it, yes.
00:10:56.000 I'm not the Pied Piper to sit around and think like people follow what Kid Rock does.
00:11:00.000 I just became the face of it.
00:11:02.000 Yeah, but they kind of do.
00:11:03.000 They kind of do.
00:11:04.000 Listen, man, when you got so upset that you were fucking machine gunning...
00:11:09.000 Throwing a tantrum with a machine gun.
00:11:13.000 You machine gun cases.
00:11:15.000 They want to let guys play girls sports.
00:11:19.000 That was the end.
00:11:21.000 That was really it.
00:11:22.000 If there's one moment that they look back on and fucking go, shit!
00:11:27.000 I've talked to him about it.
00:11:28.000 I know you have.
00:11:30.000 You were there at the UFC fight.
00:11:32.000 Yeah, and I met that dude, the CEO. He's a good guy, man.
00:11:34.000 We've become friends.
00:11:35.000 He's a good guy.
00:11:36.000 He's a great guy.
00:11:38.000 After five minutes of talking to him, I'm with Trump there in Dana's green room.
00:11:42.000 I go to Trump, I go, see that dude behind me?
00:11:45.000 I go, that's the CEO of Bud Light or Anheuser-Busch.
00:11:49.000 And Trump's like, you want to go talk to him?
00:11:51.000 Which in my mind, Trump said, you want to go fuck with him?
00:11:55.000 And I'm like, yes, absolutely.
00:11:58.000 So we go over there, we're talking to him.
00:12:00.000 We actually had a great conversation.
00:12:01.000 And at some point he was telling me how he got the video.
00:12:04.000 And he was actually down in Texas doing some hunting.
00:12:07.000 And I'm like...
00:12:08.000 We talk and talk, and I'm not going to share all our conversation.
00:12:11.000 That'd probably be inappropriate, but I'm like, dude, you seem like somebody I'd fucking be friends with that I'd hang out with.
00:12:17.000 He's like, you would.
00:12:18.000 That's what I'm saying.
00:12:19.000 And I'm like, well, come to Nashville.
00:12:22.000 Come visit me.
00:12:23.000 He fucking did.
00:12:24.000 That's awesome.
00:12:25.000 Came with his top team.
00:12:27.000 Fucking we broke bread.
00:12:28.000 Got fucked up on Bud Light.
00:12:30.000 Fucking bold.
00:12:31.000 Like, did all this fun shit.
00:12:33.000 And we had a good meeting beforehand trying to think if there's something I could do with Anheuser-Busch.
00:12:39.000 And I just didn't feel comfortable with it.
00:12:42.000 You know, I threw out some ideas that scared the living fuck out of them.
00:12:47.000 And at the end of the day, I was like, guys, I don't feel right taking your money.
00:12:51.000 I was like...
00:12:52.000 I go, we can continue the conversation, see where it ends up.
00:12:55.000 But honestly, I don't want any corporate deals.
00:12:57.000 I don't feel right.
00:12:57.000 There's not a penny on earth that could make me change who I am or have people look at me in a different way.
00:13:03.000 Even though it's probably half the country at this point that likes me and other half wants to put a bullet in me.
00:13:09.000 I understand that.
00:13:11.000 There's no like, ah, he's okay.
00:13:13.000 Right.
00:13:13.000 I've destroyed that.
00:13:15.000 There's no, Kid Rock's okay.
00:13:16.000 It's either I fucking hate that kid.
00:13:18.000 Or I love that dude.
00:13:19.000 Yeah.
00:13:19.000 I'll take a bullet for him.
00:13:20.000 Yeah.
00:13:20.000 But, you know, we still talk.
00:13:22.000 That's a better place to be, honestly.
00:13:24.000 And like I said, you know what I mean?
00:13:26.000 They fucked up.
00:13:27.000 And when you get to the grassroots of it, that's what they did.
00:13:29.000 And there's so many people that work for that company.
00:13:32.000 And you know all the stuff they've done.
00:13:33.000 We don't have to be a broken record here.
00:13:34.000 It's a great company.
00:13:35.000 Right.
00:13:36.000 They've done amazing things.
00:13:37.000 Anheuser-Busch is an amazing charitable company that they do a lot of great things.
00:13:43.000 Yeah, and I dug into that, and I was educated on it.
00:13:46.000 Even before Dana called me about his deal and things like that, you know, people discussed with me.
00:13:50.000 You know, I did a little digging and talked to people.
00:13:52.000 And I'm like, at the end of the day, I'm like, all right, they got the message.
00:13:55.000 Like, I'm not someone who holds a fucking grudge his whole life.
00:13:58.000 You know what I mean?
00:13:58.000 And honest to God, I was having a lot of fucking fun.
00:14:01.000 I don't get to pull my machine gun out and film myself doing cool shit too often.
00:14:05.000 I'm just not that type of person.
00:14:07.000 I was like, this warrants it right here.
00:14:10.000 Yeah.
00:14:12.000 Get all the Bud Light on property.
00:14:13.000 That was actually all the beer I had on property.
00:14:15.000 I kept a lot of that shit around.
00:14:16.000 More than I thought.
00:14:17.000 We stopped selling it at the mothership because nobody's buying it.
00:14:20.000 It got that bad.
00:14:21.000 What's going on there?
00:14:22.000 It's nuts.
00:14:23.000 It's stupid.
00:14:24.000 I think it's stupid and Shane Gillis brought it back a lot.
00:14:27.000 I love Shane.
00:14:27.000 Shane's a buddy.
00:14:28.000 He's the best.
00:14:29.000 He brought it back a lot because he never stopped drinking it.
00:14:34.000 It's slowly making its way back and I think the UFC helps a lot too.
00:14:39.000 But they took a big hit.
00:14:41.000 One of the things I told them was, I was like, I go from the outside looking in, guys, as a friend, you know, somebody who doesn't want to see this brand hurt and destroyed anymore.
00:14:50.000 Like, you got smacked on the ass.
00:14:52.000 Yeah.
00:14:53.000 You know, and a pretty hard spanking.
00:14:55.000 I was like, but I don't want to hold your head underwater and drown this fucking company, put people out of work and that shit.
00:15:00.000 It's like, you got the message and it's clear.
00:15:02.000 I wish people knew these guys running the company because they're great fucking guys.
00:15:06.000 But I said, you know, just a percentage of these fucking trolls on the left and on the right, they're like, I'm so empowered by the internet.
00:15:18.000 I'm going to piss and bitch and moan and, you know, I have a voice.
00:15:21.000 It's like, go fuck yourself.
00:15:23.000 All right, cut it out.
00:15:24.000 Like...
00:15:25.000 If anyone's still spending time on this, you clearly are fucking bored.
00:15:29.000 Find something better to do.
00:15:30.000 Yeah, it's definitely a pursuit of losers.
00:15:32.000 But the problem is those losers can actually affect businesses.
00:15:35.000 And that's what they know.
00:15:36.000 They know now that it's possible, both on the right and on the left.
00:15:39.000 But they need to know there's so many more businesses in this country deserving of that treatment.
00:15:44.000 Right.
00:15:44.000 Fucking Ben& Jerry's, Starbucks, Target.
00:15:47.000 The list goes on and on.
00:15:49.000 Yeah.
00:15:49.000 And I don't care if they're left-wing or right-wing.
00:15:51.000 It's just their fucking ideology.
00:15:53.000 Yeah.
00:15:53.000 Like, you know, when they cross that line and signal to people like myself and many others that they were okay with this transgender thing and more so at, like, is this going to get directed at my kids?
00:16:03.000 Right.
00:16:03.000 And you think fucking men should be in women's sports?
00:16:05.000 Like, nah, nah, nah.
00:16:07.000 That's where I'm drawing the fucking line.
00:16:08.000 Get the fuck out of here.
00:16:09.000 That's the most amazing one that they're supporting.
00:16:11.000 And the fact that...
00:16:13.000 Was it the Olympic Boxing Committee?
00:16:14.000 What was it that just allowed transgender women...
00:16:19.000 What do you mean?
00:16:19.000 They're allowing...
00:16:20.000 I always get confused here.
00:16:22.000 Biological females to fight men?
00:16:23.000 They're allowing chicks that sew on dicks to fight dudes, which I'd tune in for that.
00:16:28.000 Is that real?
00:16:29.000 I think so.
00:16:30.000 I thought it was biological men who identify as females who are going to be allowed to box.
00:16:36.000 Might be.
00:16:36.000 I thought it was the other way too, but I don't know.
00:16:38.000 Jamie will find out.
00:16:40.000 Yeah.
00:16:41.000 The other one's easy, sure.
00:16:43.000 You think, go ahead, do it, go for it.
00:16:46.000 But at the end of the day, you're going to have to take steroids, and it's supposed to be illegal to take steroids.
00:16:50.000 Like, if you are taking synthetic testosterone, you're taking steroids.
00:16:57.000 So if you're doing that, and you're becoming a man through that...
00:17:01.000 Who's to say that the men can't do it, too?
00:17:03.000 Do we even have to think that deep about it?
00:17:05.000 You can't just look at it and go like, no, that's fucking wrong.
00:17:07.000 Cut it out.
00:17:08.000 Well, it should 100% be wrong for biological males to compete against biological females.
00:17:13.000 That's just...
00:17:14.000 Period.
00:17:15.000 Period.
00:17:15.000 And any bullshit that you say, like trans women or women, well, guess what?
00:17:20.000 They're not.
00:17:21.000 They're not biologically.
00:17:22.000 They're not.
00:17:23.000 They can identify as a woman.
00:17:24.000 You want to call yourself Sally.
00:17:25.000 I'll call you Sally.
00:17:26.000 I'm a nice guy.
00:17:28.000 Policy states that minors under the 18 must compete in their birth gender.
00:17:32.000 In the weight class outlined in the rulebook, transgender women over 18 can only compete in the female category if they undergo genital reassignment surgery and submit to quarterly hormone tests for at least four years following surgery.
00:17:46.000 The guidelines which define normal range of testosterone...
00:17:48.000 See, but this is just still not good enough.
00:17:52.000 The people don't understand all the different variables.
00:17:54.000 I didn't understand any of that.
00:17:55.000 I went into it deeply, unfortunately.
00:17:58.000 Transgender men over 18 have to meet similar requirements.
00:18:02.000 They must undergo genital reassignment surgery.
00:18:03.000 Transgender men?
00:18:04.000 Genital reassignment surgery.
00:18:06.000 So you have to get a fake dick?
00:18:09.000 You have to, in order to box.
00:18:11.000 Submit quarterly.
00:18:12.000 That sounds insane.
00:18:13.000 Are there donor dicks?
00:18:14.000 They should be, right?
00:18:16.000 Do you know they can't donate testosterone?
00:18:17.000 Are there donor dicks?
00:18:20.000 They definitely do.
00:18:21.000 For guys who get their dicks blown off, they get them new dicks.
00:18:23.000 Are they switching?
00:18:24.000 Like, hey, I want to be a man, I want to be a woman?
00:18:26.000 I haven't heard of that yet, but I'm sure that's coming.
00:18:29.000 But what they do not do is they don't give you the balls.
00:18:33.000 Because if someone switches your balls, like say if you donate your balls, you die in a car accident, you donate your balls to science or whatever, and someone takes your balls and sews them on, that'll be your kids.
00:18:43.000 Your genes will come out of those balls.
00:18:46.000 So it won't be like a new person.
00:18:49.000 What the fuck?
00:18:50.000 I mean, it won't be like this person's genes carrying on, it'll be your genes carrying on through your balls that are attached to this guy.
00:18:57.000 So that's not ethical.
00:18:58.000 Why is this always like come up in conversation?
00:19:00.000 Is it the media?
00:19:02.000 Yeah.
00:19:03.000 Because I don't remember the last time like I seen it.
00:19:05.000 And by the way, if you're transgender and you're really fucking good at it, no one knows.
00:19:10.000 Right.
00:19:11.000 It's usually not the case.
00:19:13.000 Although only time I've been around transgender people is like some crazy club like in Miami or New York back in the day.
00:19:19.000 I gotta say, fun.
00:19:20.000 It was rare.
00:19:22.000 But I mean, you used to have those clubs where they weren't.
00:19:23.000 It'd be a fucking blast.
00:19:24.000 No big deal.
00:19:25.000 Like, this America.
00:19:27.000 Freedom.
00:19:27.000 If you want to fucking be that...
00:19:29.000 Go ahead.
00:19:30.000 Like, I'll exist with you in society.
00:19:32.000 You're probably not getting the dinner invite.
00:19:34.000 But, you know, if you're out and about, like, we can both shop in Walmart.
00:19:38.000 I'm not going to freak out.
00:19:39.000 If you're not fucking with me, I'm not fucking with you.
00:19:41.000 No matter who you are.
00:19:42.000 And that's how it should be.
00:19:43.000 Yeah, it's pretty simple.
00:19:44.000 That's how it should be.
00:19:44.000 Common sense.
00:19:45.000 Yeah, you should be able to do whatever you want.
00:19:46.000 But when you want to compete as a woman or you want to start, you know, if you're a 50-year-old man, you want to compete against young girls, which is what's going on in Canada.
00:19:54.000 There's a guy who's 50 who identifies as a teenage girl.
00:19:57.000 They let him compete and...
00:19:58.000 Swim meets with girls and change in the locker room with them.
00:20:02.000 Now you're insane.
00:20:04.000 Now you're taking it too far.
00:20:05.000 And that's the problem.
00:20:06.000 No one's ever happy with us moving the goalposts a little bit.
00:20:10.000 They want to move them, reestablish, move them further.
00:20:13.000 Move them further.
00:20:14.000 Move them further.
00:20:15.000 I had a thought about that.
00:20:16.000 So I'm thinking like it's Black History Month, right?
00:20:20.000 I can get down with that.
00:20:21.000 That makes sense.
00:20:22.000 I think November is like Native American month.
00:20:24.000 I can get down with that.
00:20:26.000 That makes sense.
00:20:27.000 The thing I'm struggling with is Pride Month and Veterans Day.
00:20:33.000 Right.
00:20:34.000 See the fucking balance there?
00:20:35.000 Yeah.
00:20:36.000 I'm like, should we flip that?
00:20:38.000 Yeah, that's a good point.
00:20:39.000 That's a real good point.
00:20:41.000 Yeah.
00:20:42.000 It's a weird time, man.
00:20:44.000 It's a weird time because there's like so many fucking weird people that are involved in promoting these things and pushing them and changing what's normal and what's not normal to regular people.
00:20:54.000 It's just fucking weirdos and all those fucking mentally ill fucking nutcases.
00:20:58.000 That's honestly why I carry a gun everywhere.
00:21:01.000 Where I'm legal to or I have somebody with me.
00:21:04.000 It used to be like, okay, if I'm going somewhere where I thought, you know, that would, you know, make sense to do.
00:21:09.000 You know, I've always had a concealed weapons permit everywhere and whatnot.
00:21:13.000 I'm just a gun enthusiast.
00:21:16.000 But in the last, I don't know how many years, five, so many years, it's like, carry a fucking gun everywhere.
00:21:23.000 Just because of that.
00:21:24.000 Like, just fucking people that are unstable.
00:21:27.000 You never know when one of these motherfuckers is going to lose it and you're just sitting there defenseless.
00:21:33.000 Yeah.
00:21:33.000 It's a strange time, man.
00:21:35.000 In so many ways.
00:21:37.000 People are just...
00:21:38.000 I gotta imagine they were saying the same shit in the 60s and 70s.
00:21:42.000 They were.
00:21:43.000 But the 60s and 70s were fucked, too.
00:21:45.000 We just forgot.
00:21:46.000 Because the 80s were so easy.
00:21:48.000 The 80s and the 90s, everyone was kind of coasting.
00:21:51.000 Everyone was on blow.
00:21:53.000 There was a little bit of that.
00:21:54.000 But it's also, you know, the Cold War ended.
00:21:58.000 This collapse of the Soviet Union.
00:22:00.000 We weren't worried.
00:22:01.000 There wasn't like this existential threat hanging over our heads.
00:22:03.000 Well, now it's back.
00:22:04.000 Now it's back.
00:22:05.000 Yeah.
00:22:06.000 Fun times.
00:22:07.000 We've done a 360. Fun times.
00:22:09.000 Real fun.
00:22:10.000 Chinese people are entering over the border.
00:22:13.000 Unbelievable.
00:22:14.000 Yeah.
00:22:14.000 I had no thought on that.
00:22:16.000 I think I saw it on a t-shirt.
00:22:17.000 I don't take credit for everything I say because most likely I'm just repeating something I saw somewhere.
00:22:22.000 Right.
00:22:22.000 But it's like, you know, they want to do away with gas stoves, make them electric, electric cars.
00:22:28.000 Why don't we start with that wall?
00:22:31.000 I can make that fucker electric, put up some solar panels.
00:22:35.000 Yeah.
00:22:36.000 China built one how many thousands of years ago?
00:22:39.000 Make it a tourist attraction.
00:22:41.000 Charge people.
00:22:41.000 Go fucking hang out in the wall.
00:22:43.000 Put some fucking Louis Vuitton stores on it or some shit.
00:22:46.000 Well, it's a real weird thing, like, what they're doing.
00:22:48.000 There's so many different people that have opinions about why they're leaving it open and why they're allowing people to come in and, you know, setting them up.
00:22:55.000 Dr. Phil was on here yesterday and he was talking about it.
00:22:58.000 I like Dr. Phil.
00:22:59.000 He's a great guy.
00:23:00.000 He's starting his own network.
00:23:01.000 I played his show years ago.
00:23:02.000 Did you?
00:23:03.000 It was, like, so many anniversary show.
00:23:05.000 It turned out it was one of his favorite acts and I fucking played a banjo on there.
00:23:09.000 Oh, that's awesome.
00:23:10.000 He's a good dude.
00:23:11.000 Yeah.
00:23:12.000 I know him through...
00:23:13.000 I'm friends with his son.
00:23:14.000 His son's a good friend of mine.
00:23:15.000 All right.
00:23:15.000 But he's starting to network.
00:23:18.000 Like, he's just so fed up with the news and the way things are portrayed and these biased ways, and he wants to have objective news, and so he created his own network.
00:23:27.000 The HR department?
00:23:28.000 Yeah.
00:23:29.000 Yeah.
00:23:31.000 Yeah, it's a fucking very bizarre time.
00:23:34.000 And I'm sure it's going to get more bizarre.
00:23:36.000 We're going to look back on these days one day like, oh, remember the good old days where all you're complaining about was transgender women competing in sports?
00:23:43.000 Kid only wanted to be a cat, took a litter box to school.
00:23:47.000 Fuck the good old days.
00:23:50.000 Yeah, people don't get better.
00:23:51.000 Society doesn't get better.
00:23:54.000 Unless something happens.
00:23:56.000 Unless they figure out some sort of mind reading.
00:23:58.000 Well, unfortunately, usually that turns out to be tragedy.
00:24:02.000 Right.
00:24:02.000 Something really fucked up happens.
00:24:04.000 You know, like what happened in Israel or worse.
00:24:07.000 Right.
00:24:08.000 You know, that tends to bring nations and people together on different levels.
00:24:12.000 Like 9-11.
00:24:13.000 Remember 9-11?
00:24:14.000 Yeah, absolutely.
00:24:15.000 When 9-11 happened, I tell everybody, like, even in Los Angeles, which is probably the most unpatriotic place on earth, everybody had an American flag on their car.
00:24:24.000 People were letting people in lanes.
00:24:25.000 They were waving to people.
00:24:27.000 They were friendly.
00:24:28.000 They felt united.
00:24:29.000 It was interesting.
00:24:30.000 I remember.
00:24:31.000 Didn't last long.
00:24:32.000 A few months.
00:24:33.000 Everybody, half the country didn't hate George W. Bush for almost 48 hours.
00:24:39.000 They didn't hate him at all when he gave that one great speech.
00:24:42.000 No, I mean, it was a couple weeks or a couple months, whatever it was, but then things kind of went back to normal.
00:24:47.000 There was a lot of liberals that liked him after that.
00:24:49.000 They were like, that's what you want when you're in times of war.
00:24:52.000 You want a strong leader.
00:24:53.000 It's too bad we can't get to that without, you know, having something terrible happen.
00:24:58.000 If we could just have a little more civil discourse in this country.
00:25:00.000 You can go tell me to go fuck myself.
00:25:02.000 You hate Trump and my politics.
00:25:04.000 I'm going to fuck you, but...
00:25:06.000 I'll still sit down and have a beer with you.
00:25:08.000 We don't have to have this fucking goddamn go over your throat.
00:25:11.000 And I'm part of the problem.
00:25:12.000 I've been polarizing.
00:25:13.000 No question.
00:25:15.000 My last album, that's what it was all about.
00:25:17.000 Or a good portion of it.
00:25:18.000 And I understand that.
00:25:20.000 But I even said that album, I was like, I'm going to get this out of my system and hopefully we can go back to having some civil discourse in this country.
00:25:27.000 That was actually one of my suggestions to Bud Light.
00:25:32.000 I was like, what if you could use this to not only make fun...
00:25:35.000 My thing was like, you guys need to poke fun at this.
00:25:37.000 Like, people aren't angry because you didn't apologize.
00:25:39.000 I'm like, I don't necessarily agree with apologizing over everything in this day and age.
00:25:43.000 Everything's become a fucking big, I'm sorry.
00:25:46.000 Fuck that.
00:25:47.000 Like, what you should do is, like, make fun of the situation.
00:25:50.000 Have something that shows light of the situation, but do it in that fun, fucking Anheuser-Busch, old-school, funny fucking way.
00:25:56.000 We're like, we get it.
00:25:57.000 We fucked up.
00:25:58.000 Like, you know, while we don't...
00:25:59.000 I told Brennan, I was like...
00:26:02.000 Whoever coached you on that CBS morning show, I was like, you were coached, right?
00:26:06.000 He was like, I was.
00:26:06.000 I was like, fucking Gayle King set it up.
00:26:09.000 She goes, would you send that can back to that influencer?
00:26:12.000 And he goes into this, well, Anheuser-Busch has been supporting, you know, the LGBT, ABCD. I'm like, what the fuck, man?
00:26:19.000 All you had to do was say, like, look, no, we would not.
00:26:22.000 While we want everyone to enjoy our beer...
00:26:26.000 We understand that we shouldn't be sticking our noses into polarizing conversations, and we understand who our market is.
00:26:33.000 And at the end of the day, we're in business to sell beer, keep people employed, and for shock, the shareholders back, you know, return.
00:26:40.000 Fucking end of it.
00:26:41.000 You didn't have to throw trans people under the bus or any of that shit.
00:26:44.000 You just fucking...
00:26:46.000 How's that fuck?
00:26:47.000 That's actually good advice.
00:26:49.000 Yeah.
00:26:50.000 It's pretty solid in rice.
00:26:52.000 Ladies and gentlemen, introducing the head of marketing for Bud Light, Kid Rock.
00:26:57.000 That would be their ultimate move.
00:26:59.000 It'd be funny as shit.
00:27:01.000 I actually told them we should do a skit like the Kenny Powers K-Swiss.
00:27:06.000 100%.
00:27:06.000 But it's like, you know, I walk in as VP and start fucking with people.
00:27:11.000 Yeah.
00:27:12.000 That would work.
00:27:13.000 But they need to get back to, you know, remember they used to have those real men of genius ads?
00:27:18.000 It was fun.
00:27:19.000 It was.
00:27:20.000 Bud Light was fun.
00:27:21.000 I did a tour with those guys.
00:27:23.000 The real men of comedy.
00:27:25.000 I can't believe looking through all my old pictures, how many pictures I found with like...
00:27:29.000 Fucking Bud Light in my hand, like, fishing, doing something, or like playing Sturgis with a big Bud Light, you know, next to the stage.
00:27:35.000 Like, you know, I've done so much cool, good shit.
00:27:38.000 Well, that's why when a guy like you shoots the cans, everybody goes, oh, that's it.
00:27:43.000 It's over.
00:27:44.000 It's over.
00:27:44.000 And trust me, I don't have one of these teams of people.
00:27:48.000 It's like, it's me, like, you know, maybe Corey, who's here with me, I'm like, ah, let's have some fun.
00:27:54.000 Go get all the fucking, tell farm guys to get all the fucking Bud Light shit together and grab my fucking MP5. Yeah, I didn't think you ran that by a marketing department.
00:28:03.000 No.
00:28:04.000 There's not much that goes through one over here.
00:28:06.000 A marketing department for a guy like you would just fuck things up.
00:28:09.000 What kind of advice could they possibly give you?
00:28:11.000 They'd have to be maniacs too.
00:28:13.000 And then they would never be in marketing.
00:28:14.000 I've had more people, managers and stuff through the years, tell me, which I took as a compliment, they told me, like, just everything you've done to get where you're at, I would have told you no.
00:28:26.000 I think that's honest.
00:28:27.000 Because I get, you know, done some, I guess you could call it crazy polarizing, whatever type of shit.
00:28:32.000 It's really, I just, I speak my mind.
00:28:35.000 I haven't changed one bit.
00:28:36.000 I came out fucking like this with middle fingers on the CDs.
00:28:40.000 And I haven't changed, but holy shit, the times have.
00:28:43.000 Yeah, but it's obvious, though, that it's all you.
00:28:46.000 That's what people like.
00:28:47.000 In this day and age where everything is sort of planned ahead and it's bullshit and scripted.
00:28:54.000 You've seen behind the curtain.
00:28:55.000 Sure.
00:28:56.000 These pop stars and people at big levels and their teams and everything's fucking...
00:29:00.000 They're trapped.
00:29:01.000 It's like a politician, you know, like buying that won't...
00:29:03.000 Can't say anything off the teleprompter.
00:29:05.000 Well, of course he can't.
00:29:07.000 But it's also, you've got a whole team of people behind you.
00:29:10.000 You've got a bunch of people that want to keep their jobs and they want to play it safe.
00:29:12.000 They want to play it safe and they want to figure out which way is the wind blowing.
00:29:16.000 This is what we're going to do.
00:29:17.000 And you see it in celebrities and people turn on them now because it's like so disingenuous and they realize what you're doing.
00:29:25.000 You can see right through it.
00:29:26.000 You're going to lose a giant percentage of your people that are knowing that a marketing team is behind everything you say.
00:29:31.000 Right.
00:29:32.000 So when a guy like you, it's obvious that that was your idea.
00:29:36.000 Like, who the fuck is gonna say?
00:29:37.000 It wasn't even an idea.
00:29:39.000 Whatever it was, a thought that popped into your head that you acted on.
00:29:42.000 That's pretty much what it is.
00:29:43.000 Yeah, that's obvious.
00:29:44.000 That's what they all are.
00:29:45.000 That's what people like.
00:29:47.000 That's what people like.
00:29:49.000 They're like real people.
00:29:50.000 And sometimes you don't always turn a 10. You're like, oh yeah, maybe I should have thought that one through a little bit more.
00:29:56.000 Most of the things I say.
00:29:57.000 When you think about it, I've done so many podcasts, Hammered, and then after we're all listening or thinking about what we said, like, what did we say?
00:30:04.000 Oh boy, story of my fucking life.
00:30:08.000 Yeah, but people like that.
00:30:09.000 They like real humans.
00:30:10.000 They don't want some fucking pre-programmed bullshit shoved down their throat just to make a little bit more money.
00:30:16.000 That's incredible.
00:30:17.000 That kind of seems like a big chunk of the country wants that.
00:30:22.000 They want to go back to this normal, fucked up D.C., All the bullshit that's been going on there, I would dare say for our lifetimes, it's just become a lot more out in the open for several reasons.
00:30:35.000 You know, social media and the sharing of media worldwide and fucking Trump pulling everyone's fucking pants down there.
00:30:41.000 Yeah.
00:30:42.000 Showing them, look, everyone has a small penis in this fucking town.
00:30:45.000 See, I just showed it to you.
00:30:46.000 They act like they have the biggest dicks on earth.
00:30:49.000 One thing no one can deny is that he exposed the media.
00:30:52.000 Exposed the media for being essentially a propaganda agent.
00:30:57.000 It's not just the news.
00:30:59.000 And to pretend it's the news, they never covered anything that he did that was positive.
00:31:06.000 Anything had some negative spin on it.
00:31:09.000 They spent years talking about some fake collusion story with Russia and never apologized for it, never took it back.
00:31:17.000 And they'll allow people on the show to support that.
00:31:22.000 To try to justify that.
00:31:23.000 Or to try to even say that it's not true.
00:31:26.000 That he did collaborate with Russia.
00:31:29.000 How many times have you been watching the evening news?
00:31:31.000 I'm a sucker for news.
00:31:32.000 And I flip between them.
00:31:33.000 I flip between CNN and MSNBC and Fox.
00:31:37.000 Mainly Fox.
00:31:38.000 But then I watch the evening news.
00:31:40.000 I watch ABC one night.
00:31:41.000 NBC. This is just one example.
00:31:44.000 There's a million of them, as you know.
00:31:45.000 But they're talking about...
00:31:47.000 It's January 6th, and they completely edit his speech.
00:31:51.000 They take out the part where he says, march down there peacefully, or whatever.
00:31:55.000 He actually says that.
00:31:56.000 And they cut it out.
00:31:57.000 He says, we're going to march down the Capitol.
00:31:59.000 Cut.
00:32:00.000 And then they go, if you don't fight like hell, you're not going to have a country.
00:32:03.000 I mean, how the fuck do they get away with that?
00:32:05.000 They get away with it because they are the news, and no one's checking them.
00:32:09.000 If the news was real, the other news organizations would go, this is horrible propaganda, and what you've done is you've edited out a former president, you've changed his words, this should be illegal.
00:32:23.000 You're taking it completely out of context.
00:32:26.000 The whole thing is so fucking screwball.
00:32:29.000 Every single presidential race we've ever had that I can remember, people contested the results.
00:32:37.000 Hillary Clinton did it and Stacey Abrams.
00:32:40.000 No fucking big deal.
00:32:42.000 He didn't really win the election.
00:32:44.000 They all said there was Russian collusion.
00:32:47.000 They all said that he was essentially an agent of Russia.
00:32:50.000 They all said that he's an illegitimate president.
00:32:53.000 They all said that he didn't win the election.
00:32:56.000 They all said that.
00:32:57.000 There were so many people that said it.
00:32:59.000 It was nuts!
00:33:01.000 Pencil neck fucking dick fuck Adam Schiff.
00:33:06.000 It's crazy how people still listen to those folks.
00:33:09.000 You know what's crazy about that election?
00:33:12.000 I'm not a conspiracy guy or whatever, but I'm like, fucking, that just seems like shenanigans.
00:33:17.000 I love when anybody says, I'm not a conspiracy guy.
00:33:19.000 Does that mean I'm a conspiracy?
00:33:21.000 I'm a total fucking conspiracy guy.
00:33:23.000 Fuck it.
00:33:25.000 I don't give a shit either way.
00:33:26.000 But I was like, there's so many fucking shenanigans that I just...
00:33:29.000 It's coming so fast with the COVID shit and the ballots all over the place.
00:33:33.000 You know, Secretary of State are taking liberties, but...
00:33:36.000 Here's my position.
00:33:37.000 But wait, let me finish this one.
00:33:39.000 It was that...
00:33:40.000 Hold on, if I lose my train of thought.
00:33:42.000 Secretary of State...
00:33:43.000 It was that...
00:33:44.000 Okay, so these...
00:33:45.000 The biggest corporations on the face of the earth are getting hacked.
00:33:50.000 Right.
00:33:51.000 But there's absolutely no way you can get in this election thing.
00:33:54.000 I'm like, then why aren't these corporations using that technology?
00:33:58.000 Why are they still getting fucking hacked?
00:34:01.000 That doesn't just make up...
00:34:02.000 I just can't figure that out in my fucking mind.
00:34:04.000 The statement is there's no evidence that they've been hacked.
00:34:08.000 It ain't a crime if you don't get caught either.
00:34:10.000 It is true.
00:34:11.000 But there is evidence that you can hack those machines, right?
00:34:15.000 There is.
00:34:16.000 Wasn't that, Jamie, the subject of they were going to update the machines in 2024 or something like that?
00:34:22.000 But they're going to update them.
00:34:25.000 But they weren't at a certain point in time when they were recording this, where they were reporting on this, rather.
00:34:31.000 They hadn't updated them.
00:34:33.000 Here's my take on this.
00:34:36.000 Election fraud is never zero.
00:34:40.000 It's not 0%, right?
00:34:41.000 We can all agree to that, right?
00:34:43.000 I think we can all agree that there's people that are complete maniacs, that are maniacs for the Democrats or maniacs for the Republicans, and they will do whatever the fuck it takes to get their person to win.
00:34:55.000 There are certain human beings like that that exist, especially in these very polarized groups, and especially when you've got a guy that you've been comparing to Hitler forever.
00:35:05.000 So you can kind of treat him as if Hitler's coming, let's stop Hitler.
00:35:11.000 Literally, you can think like that.
00:35:13.000 They're doing it right now.
00:35:14.000 You can get people to think like that.
00:35:15.000 And the moral question would be, if you knew you could stop Hitler from being president, would you do it?
00:35:23.000 And how would you do it?
00:35:24.000 And then they act that way.
00:35:26.000 Such bullshit.
00:35:26.000 But what they don't recognize is that is deeply un-American.
00:35:32.000 And the only way you're gonna beat this person or any person who runs for president is to be better than them.
00:35:39.000 That's what this country is supposed to be about.
00:35:41.000 It's supposed to be about a meritocracy.
00:35:43.000 It's supposed to be who is the best leader.
00:35:45.000 Is it her?
00:35:46.000 Is it him?
00:35:48.000 Who is it?
00:35:49.000 Who's the best leader?
00:35:50.000 And that's the person we should gravitate towards.
00:35:51.000 Who has the ideas that make the most sense?
00:35:53.000 Who's the one who understands what the fuck is going on internationally on a deep sense?
00:35:59.000 Really can tell you what the people, the puppeteers behind the strings, how this is all happening.
00:36:05.000 Well, I think a lot of that would be taken away if we cap the money.
00:36:09.000 You can raise, let's call it $10 million.
00:36:11.000 You can each raise $10 million.
00:36:13.000 Now let's see who spends it the wisest.
00:36:16.000 Well, it seems insane that you could just donate fucking untold millions of dollars, these super packs.
00:36:24.000 And they can support these presidents.
00:36:26.000 They're essentially running the country.
00:36:28.000 Because you can't beat them.
00:36:29.000 And they play dirty.
00:36:30.000 They play so dirty.
00:36:32.000 I mean, it's kind of impressive.
00:36:34.000 But it's also, they're exposing the wiring under the machine in a way that it's never been exposed before.
00:36:41.000 You know, we never were totally aware of how wild it is that There's a group of people that no one ever thinks about called the Deep State.
00:36:51.000 That is real.
00:36:53.000 They're gonna run Biden right out of there.
00:36:55.000 Make no mistake.
00:36:56.000 Oh, they're running him out right now.
00:36:57.000 They're fucking running him out.
00:36:58.000 That's why all these crimes or all these things he's being charged for.
00:37:01.000 And then that judge's decision.
00:37:02.000 How about that judge's decision?
00:37:04.000 That he was too mentally compromised to be tried.
00:37:10.000 That was the prosecutor's decision.
00:37:13.000 The investigators.
00:37:15.000 Her.
00:37:15.000 Whatever his name was.
00:37:16.000 H-U-R. That was in his report.
00:37:19.000 Yeah, let's see what the exact quote was.
00:37:21.000 Does anybody out there need that fucking report to just watch this guy and go like, hey, I feel bad for him.
00:37:27.000 He's fucking old, right?
00:37:28.000 We're all going to get there someday.
00:37:30.000 It's like, can you not fucking look at this guy and go like, I can look in his fucking eyes and go like, something's not fucking there.
00:37:37.000 Something's wrong.
00:37:38.000 It's the people that work under him.
00:37:41.000 Because if he goes, they go.
00:37:43.000 Then everybody gets appointed by the new person.
00:37:46.000 Special counsel.
00:37:48.000 Yeah, okay.
00:37:49.000 The report described the 81-year-old Democrat's memory as...
00:37:53.000 I wonder why they write that, the 81-year-old Democrat.
00:37:56.000 How about the president?
00:37:58.000 How about the president's memory?
00:37:59.000 As hazy, fuzzy, faulty, poor, and having significant limitations.
00:38:04.000 It noted that Biden could not recall defining milestones in his own life, such as when his son Bo died or when he served as vice president.
00:38:12.000 God bless his son.
00:38:14.000 But think about just that.
00:38:17.000 The way they wrote that.
00:38:18.000 The 81-year-old Democrats' memory.
00:38:21.000 Why would they write that?
00:38:22.000 That seems so nuts.
00:38:24.000 A little political.
00:38:26.000 He's the president!
00:38:27.000 He's not just a random Democrat.
00:38:29.000 Like, what defines him?
00:38:30.000 If you've got one word, you go with Democrats?
00:38:32.000 Is that the Washington AP writing that, or is that in the special prosecutor's report?
00:38:37.000 I was unclear.
00:38:38.000 I was unclear as well.
00:38:40.000 Because that's different.
00:38:41.000 Of course the AP is going to say that.
00:38:43.000 I can't see the special prosecutor saying that.
00:38:47.000 No, I don't think so.
00:38:48.000 Because then it sounds very political.
00:38:49.000 Yeah, but it's such a crazy thing to say to call him a Democrat.
00:38:52.000 He's the president.
00:38:53.000 He's our leader.
00:38:54.000 I would put it past the media.
00:38:56.000 It's wild.
00:38:57.000 But this is what I'm saying about the wiring under the board has been exposed in a way that it's never been exposed before.
00:39:03.000 You're looking at it and you go, what?
00:39:05.000 What are you guys doing?
00:39:07.000 He can't stand trial because he's mentally unfit, but he can run the country.
00:39:11.000 Don't worry about it.
00:39:12.000 He can't speak.
00:39:13.000 And he's going to run again.
00:39:14.000 He can hardly fucking walk.
00:39:15.000 But it seems like when they release information like that, they know what they're doing.
00:39:18.000 They're slowly chipping away at it.
00:39:21.000 And by the time probably, I would say like May rolls around, it'll probably be Gavin Newsom.
00:39:27.000 That would be my guess.
00:39:28.000 If I was, I'm not like playing this sport, so I'm watching it from the sideline, I'm like, what would I do?
00:39:34.000 How would I, what moves would I do?
00:39:36.000 I can't, how the fuck can they run Gavin?
00:39:38.000 I keep hearing that Gavin Newsom, Michelle Obama, like Gavin Newsom, how the fuck?
00:39:42.000 When you just look at California, one of the most beautiful states, arguably the most beautiful.
00:39:48.000 Yep.
00:39:49.000 In America!
00:39:50.000 Resources for days, fucking everything!
00:39:53.000 Him, fucking Pelosi, fucking Maxine Waters, fucking Adam Schiff, they just fucked the whole state up.
00:40:00.000 Like, fucked it up.
00:40:01.000 Everybody's running for the fucking hills.
00:40:04.000 You gotta wonder how much of it is by design.
00:40:07.000 You gotta wonder of it how much is designed to make the population more unstable, more violent, more scared, more crime, Less ability to prosper.
00:40:22.000 Everyone's much more vulnerable.
00:40:25.000 Seems like a lot of work of the Democrats, though.
00:40:28.000 Crime?
00:40:29.000 It seems like something is probably behind it that's bigger than that.
00:40:35.000 You're not a conspiracy theorist, right?
00:40:37.000 I'm 100% a conspiracy theorist.
00:40:39.000 I love a good conspiracy theorist.
00:40:42.000 I believed in Bigfoot until about eight years ago.
00:40:44.000 Fucking the Yeti's another story.
00:40:47.000 I didn't say I didn't believe in the Yeti.
00:40:49.000 I don't anymore.
00:40:51.000 But I was all in for a while.
00:40:52.000 But I've been down so many rabbit holes.
00:40:55.000 So many 9-11 rabbit holes.
00:40:57.000 So many, you know, Bohemian Grove rabbit holes.
00:41:01.000 I went there once.
00:41:03.000 I got kicked out.
00:41:04.000 Did you?
00:41:04.000 You went to the Grove?
00:41:05.000 Yeah.
00:41:06.000 Oh shit, why'd you get kicked out?
00:41:07.000 Fucking weird!
00:41:08.000 Fucking weird.
00:41:09.000 I punched a kid in the head.
00:41:11.000 You punched a kid in the head?
00:41:12.000 In Bohemian Grove?
00:41:14.000 Yeah, it turns out.
00:41:15.000 It turns out this fucking kid was an infiltrator.
00:41:19.000 So then after that, I was kind of this hero.
00:41:21.000 Like a year or two later, he'd come back.
00:41:23.000 I was like, I'm not coming to your little fucking weird party out in the fucking woods.
00:41:27.000 I was like, I went once.
00:41:28.000 It ain't that cool.
00:41:29.000 So the infiltrator...
00:41:31.000 What happened with you and the infiltrator?
00:41:33.000 We're sitting around this fire.
00:41:35.000 You have these little...
00:41:36.000 They're kind of like treehouses or campsites, but they're really nice.
00:41:39.000 Everyone has a private chef.
00:41:41.000 Really?
00:41:42.000 Yeah, you do share a room.
00:41:43.000 Me and Jimmy John shared a room.
00:41:45.000 That was fun.
00:41:47.000 And I can't remember kids talking around this fire, and he started popping that shit, and I just...
00:41:52.000 Fucking went at him.
00:41:54.000 Gave him a couple, helped him up.
00:41:55.000 I was like, hey, we good?
00:41:59.000 We were, I think, you know, we weren't on great terms, but I think we had an understanding.
00:42:03.000 It was just, you know, one of those things.
00:42:04.000 And then I couldn't go to the concert that night.
00:42:08.000 I think Zach Brown or somebody was playing, like, you can't come.
00:42:11.000 I had to sit home like I was in fucking time out or something.
00:42:13.000 I'm like, fuck this place.
00:42:15.000 Meanwhile, your kid rock and you're getting left alone by these people with some fucking crazy person and you defend yourself.
00:42:23.000 Fucking weird.
00:42:24.000 There's gonna be a certain percentage of people that are just out of their fucking minds and if you haven't vetted them, that's on you.
00:42:29.000 For all I remember, it could have been drunk shit or whatever.
00:42:32.000 It wasn't the end of the world.
00:42:33.000 It was a little tussle and a little hit the ground, maybe a punch here and there.
00:42:36.000 It was like, you know, then it was done.
00:42:37.000 It wasn't like, you know...
00:42:39.000 But it was a fight.
00:42:40.000 You're just a nice guy.
00:42:42.000 You didn't beat him to death.
00:42:43.000 It was a tussle.
00:42:44.000 You're a nice guy.
00:42:45.000 But it's...
00:42:46.000 How many people infiltrate that place?
00:42:48.000 Because a bunch of people have filmed videos there now.
00:42:51.000 I have no idea.
00:42:52.000 Alex Jones was the first.
00:42:53.000 Him and John Ronson, this is back before Alex Jones' persona non grata, and people would do legitimate journalists, like John Ronson would do these things with him.
00:43:02.000 Not familiar.
00:43:03.000 You never seen that video of them in Bohemian Grove?
00:43:05.000 I've never heard of John Ronson.
00:43:06.000 John Ronson's a brilliant guy.
00:43:09.000 He's an author.
00:43:11.000 He wrote that book, So You're Getting Publicly Shamed, about social media shaming.
00:43:18.000 He's an interesting guy.
00:43:19.000 He's a very funny guy.
00:43:20.000 So he went with Alex to Bohemian Grove, and they filmed these rituals.
00:43:24.000 These people dressed like druids, and they're burning this effigy in front of a giant owl statue.
00:43:29.000 The owl statue is just fucking hilarious.
00:43:32.000 So I'm there on day one, right?
00:43:34.000 If we're drinking beers, it's pretty laid back.
00:43:36.000 There's some really cool talks.
00:43:38.000 I remember this dude talking about shooting asteroids out that might hit the earth in so many years, shit like that.
00:43:43.000 I'm like, fuck, this is cool.
00:43:44.000 But the first day, it was the first evening, and you gather around the owl by this lake, if I remember correctly, which could be a little hazy.
00:43:51.000 It was a long time ago.
00:43:53.000 And I've heard about this place.
00:43:55.000 I'm like, this is some real secret-ass shit, man.
00:43:58.000 I can't believe I'm fucking here, right?
00:44:00.000 And it's just a trove of celebrities.
00:44:02.000 Fucking everywhere you turn, it's just fucking A, fucking A. So you go there, and I'm thinking, we're going to hear some shit, right?
00:44:09.000 They're about to introduce the first speaker.
00:44:11.000 And I'm like, fuck, this is going to be some shit.
00:44:14.000 And no offense against this guy.
00:44:16.000 We consider him friendly.
00:44:17.000 We have very good mutual friends.
00:44:18.000 But they're like, ladies and gentlemen, Tony Danza.
00:44:22.000 And I'm like, what?
00:44:24.000 I'm like, come on, man.
00:44:25.000 Who's the fucking boss?
00:44:27.000 Tell them bitches.
00:44:28.000 I wish he would have just gone up there and been like, who's the boss, bitch?
00:44:31.000 That's hilarious.
00:44:32.000 I was like, no fucking way, man.
00:44:34.000 I was like, we came all the way to this secret-ass shit.
00:44:37.000 And I love Tony.
00:44:38.000 Fucking love him.
00:44:39.000 But I'm like, come on, man.
00:44:42.000 I was like, they brought Reagan back from the dead and he's going to speak a hologram or some shit.
00:44:47.000 You were hoping for some devil shit.
00:44:49.000 Just some crazy shit, one way or the other.
00:44:51.000 He was a very good speaker, I've got to say.
00:44:53.000 Maybe they toned it down.
00:44:55.000 Maybe they toned it down after they've been infiltrated.
00:44:57.000 This has to be 20 years ago.
00:44:57.000 Oh, really?
00:44:58.000 I'm terrible with dates, but it's a long time ago.
00:45:00.000 Okay, because when Alex snuck in, was like...
00:45:03.000 Was this like the 90s, Jamie?
00:45:07.000 What was it?
00:45:08.000 Like when Alex Jones and John Ronson snuck into Bohemian Grove.
00:45:11.000 That's when they first got that video.
00:45:13.000 I want to say it was in the 90s.
00:45:16.000 I would say it was like 99 or something like that.
00:45:18.000 I did have some fun there, I gotta say.
00:45:20.000 It was fucking weird.
00:45:21.000 I met Paul Pelosi and his son.
00:45:23.000 Oh boy.
00:45:25.000 And Chris Matthews.
00:45:28.000 But I was hanging out with them.
00:45:29.000 We were having cool conversations.
00:45:30.000 Kind of weird.
00:45:31.000 And then they asked me if I had to come play my guitar.
00:45:34.000 Oh no.
00:45:35.000 And sing at one of these camp things.
00:45:37.000 And I was like, I feel so used.
00:45:40.000 I feel so dirty.
00:45:42.000 I don't do this shit, man.
00:45:44.000 What the fuck?
00:45:47.000 Yeah, that's got to be weird.
00:45:48.000 Hey man, play us a song.
00:45:50.000 Well, it's kind of like an unspoken requirement, like a wink wink, like you need to take your guitar over there, you know, if you want to be in good graces or be a team player type deal, and I'm like, yeah, I really don't.
00:46:02.000 A friend of mine went to a party, and in the middle of the party, Michael Bolton just starts singing, and everybody gathers around while Michael Bolton is standing there singing.
00:46:13.000 Was it set up?
00:46:14.000 Yeah, it was set up.
00:46:15.000 Oh, that's fine.
00:46:16.000 But no one knew.
00:46:17.000 And all of a sudden, like, I think no one knew.
00:46:19.000 How do you know?
00:46:20.000 He didn't know.
00:46:21.000 But it was just like, what's going on?
00:46:22.000 Then how do you know?
00:46:23.000 All of a sudden, Michael Bolton's singing, and everyone would just be quiet.
00:46:26.000 It's not a bad strategy if you don't want to look like a putz to, like...
00:46:30.000 Otherwise, you're just like, hey, these motherfuckers paid me a shit ton of money, and I'm going to sing some songs.
00:46:34.000 Right, that's what it is.
00:46:35.000 It's like the ultimate flex, you know?
00:46:38.000 Yeah, that's how I used to fund my foundation, doing corporate gigs.
00:46:42.000 Dude, Dana White had a birthday party.
00:46:44.000 I've played it a few times.
00:46:45.000 I know you have.
00:46:45.000 I know you have.
00:46:46.000 And Dana White's birthday parties are wild.
00:46:48.000 And he had a birthday party, I think it was for his 40th, and Stone Temple Pilots played.
00:46:53.000 Dude, they put on a show like it was a fucking packed arena.
00:46:58.000 That's what I did.
00:46:59.000 I mean, I know you do.
00:47:00.000 Ask Dana.
00:47:00.000 That's exactly what he said to me.
00:47:02.000 He goes, there's 150 people here.
00:47:03.000 I go, where'd you think you were?
00:47:04.000 I was like, fucking...
00:47:06.000 AT&T Stadium.
00:47:07.000 That's exactly what he told me.
00:47:08.000 You kind of got to put yourself in that mindset.
00:47:11.000 Fuck yeah.
00:47:11.000 Because those things can be fucking grueling.
00:47:14.000 Right.
00:47:15.000 They can be weird if people aren't paying attention.
00:47:18.000 In the Stone Temple Palace thing, there wasn't a lot of people there.
00:47:20.000 There was only a few hundred people there.
00:47:22.000 It was crazy.
00:47:22.000 That's usually what they are, a couple hundred people.
00:47:24.000 Dude was killing it.
00:47:26.000 Killing it.
00:47:27.000 He had the bullhorn out and everything.
00:47:28.000 Scott was the best.
00:47:29.000 Oh my god, what an animal that guy was.
00:47:32.000 Like, it was so inspiring, like, how good he was at performing.
00:47:35.000 Yeah, he was fucking loved Scott.
00:47:38.000 God bless him.
00:47:39.000 They killed that show.
00:47:41.000 It was really good, man.
00:47:42.000 It was really good, and you felt, like, super lucky to be there.
00:47:45.000 That's great.
00:47:46.000 You know, there's something about seeing something where there's not a lot of people around to see it.
00:47:51.000 You know, that's why I like watching those UFC fights in the Apex Center.
00:47:55.000 There's something about, even though I know the world's seeing it on video, like, to be there live while that's happening.
00:48:01.000 That was one of the positive things about COVID. Can we talk about that punch at the last fucking one we were at, sitting there?
00:48:08.000 That fucking, I think it was the second...
00:48:10.000 Josh Emmett.
00:48:11.000 Yeah.
00:48:12.000 That crack...
00:48:13.000 Oh my God, dude.
00:48:14.000 That guy punches so hard.
00:48:14.000 I've only been to a handful of the fights.
00:48:16.000 I know you've fucking...
00:48:17.000 Obviously, that's your...
00:48:18.000 Josh Emmett might be the hardest puncher in that division ever.
00:48:21.000 I never heard anything like that.
00:48:22.000 Yeah, he hit so hard.
00:48:24.000 I thought the guy was dead.
00:48:25.000 Yeah.
00:48:25.000 Well, that was a crazy combination of Bryce Mitchell moving forward quick and then him catching him right at the end of one of the most powerful punchers ever in the 145-pound division.
00:48:37.000 Show that again?
00:48:38.000 Watch this.
00:48:39.000 Look at how that dude's built.
00:48:41.000 You can't appreciate it without the smack.
00:48:43.000 Smack!
00:48:43.000 Look at the fucking physique on this animal.
00:48:46.000 I mean, Josh Ammon is just a ball of muscle.
00:48:52.000 It sounded like somebody smacked a 2x4 against a garbage can.
00:48:57.000 Bro, if that guy hits anybody, they go night-night.
00:49:00.000 I mean, anybody.
00:49:02.000 Damn.
00:49:02.000 Anybody.
00:49:03.000 He had this fight with Michael Johnson.
00:49:06.000 Michael Johnson's a really good fighter.
00:49:08.000 He knocked out Dustin Poirier at one point.
00:49:11.000 Michael Johnson's very, very legit.
00:49:14.000 And Michael Johnson's winning the fight, and Josh Emmett catches him with one punch and just shuts him off.
00:49:21.000 Watch this.
00:49:23.000 So Michael Johnson's winning this fight.
00:49:26.000 Boom.
00:49:27.000 One shot, dude.
00:49:29.000 One shot.
00:49:29.000 I mean, crazy power, man.
00:49:32.000 I mean, his power is preposterous.
00:49:35.000 He's got the total, what Farah Sahabi calls the touch of death.
00:49:39.000 That's the touch of death.
00:49:42.000 He's got it better than anybody in the sport.
00:49:44.000 The touch of death.
00:49:45.000 But that Ilya Toporia guy that just knocked down Volkanovski, he's got the touch of death, too.
00:49:51.000 There's guys that just...
00:49:52.000 These guys are getting bigger.
00:49:53.000 Nope, they're just getting stronger, but their technique's getting better.
00:49:56.000 It's like any sport.
00:49:57.000 It just keeps...
00:49:58.000 There's a lot of factors.
00:50:00.000 There's a lot of factors to having that kind of power, and some of it is just pure genetics.
00:50:04.000 Some of it is just you just got lucky.
00:50:06.000 You got that frame.
00:50:07.000 Whatever it is, like Josh, he's built like, if you look at his body, it's just like a fucking tank, just his ball of muscle, and he gets so much force into it.
00:50:16.000 And that's just a gigantic advantage.
00:50:19.000 If you use it correctly like Toporia does...
00:50:22.000 Did you see that fight with Toporia and Volkanovski?
00:50:24.000 I still don't know all the names.
00:50:26.000 I know a handful of names.
00:50:27.000 It was the featherweight title this past weekend.
00:50:29.000 No.
00:50:29.000 It was Alexander Volkanovski.
00:50:31.000 He was trying to defend his title against Ilya Toporia.
00:50:35.000 And Volkanovski had been dominant in this division forever.
00:50:38.000 And Toporia put him to sleep, man.
00:50:41.000 This is not the fight, by the way.
00:50:42.000 This is just like...
00:50:43.000 Yeah, the lead-up to the fight.
00:50:46.000 Yeah, Teporia, he put him to sleep.
00:50:48.000 It was wild to see, man.
00:50:49.000 This kid is a fucking monster.
00:50:52.000 And he's only 27 years old.
00:50:54.000 And he said he was gonna do it.
00:50:55.000 He said, I'm gonna knock him out in the second round.
00:50:58.000 Well, do any of those guys go and go like, you know what, my chances are about 50-50 on this one.
00:51:04.000 No.
00:51:05.000 Some guys have respect, you know, for their opponents.
00:51:08.000 Right.
00:51:08.000 They say things like, he's a great champion.
00:51:12.000 That's no fun, though.
00:51:13.000 Yeah.
00:51:13.000 That's no fun.
00:51:14.000 This is a talk shit sport.
00:51:16.000 It is.
00:51:16.000 And it hypes up the match.
00:51:18.000 Gets everybody going.
00:51:19.000 Yeah.
00:51:19.000 Fucking.
00:51:20.000 And it's also part of the psychological warfare, because that shit works.
00:51:24.000 Yeah.
00:51:24.000 Especially on some people.
00:51:25.000 Some people, like Nate Diaz, doesn't work out at all.
00:51:27.000 Okay.
00:51:28.000 You can talk shit to him all day long.
00:51:30.000 That's not going to change anything about the kind of ass whooping you're going to get.
00:51:34.000 But for some guys, it fucks with their head hardcore.
00:51:37.000 They just have a really hard time with someone talking shit about them, and they get real emotional.
00:51:41.000 It's a lot of sports.
00:51:42.000 It's a lot of fucking, even in my business, music.
00:51:44.000 Yeah.
00:51:44.000 You see people when that red light comes on, when you're doing something live or taped to television or whatever?
00:51:50.000 You see people that red light comes on.
00:51:52.000 I even have band members.
00:51:53.000 Out of like 10 of them, it's usually one.
00:51:56.000 Somebody just fucking can't keep it together and fucks up.
00:51:59.000 It's just one of those things.
00:52:01.000 It's just something about having that fucking cool, calm, collective fucking mindset when you're going into anything that's stressful or, you know, high energy, whatever it might be.
00:52:12.000 How difficult was it for you when you first started getting famous?
00:52:18.000 Because you go from being a regular dude to being Kid Rock in not a lot of time.
00:52:24.000 What was it like?
00:52:25.000 Getting pussy?
00:52:26.000 No.
00:52:26.000 It wasn't like being the man.
00:52:28.000 That's pretty much what it was.
00:52:31.000 But was it stressful?
00:52:32.000 Was it like hard to deal with?
00:52:34.000 Fuck no.
00:52:35.000 Wasn't it awesome?
00:52:36.000 It was fucking awesome.
00:52:38.000 I love it.
00:52:39.000 It's the greatest fucking shit on earth.
00:52:41.000 I'm like, I have to worry about fucking buying food.
00:52:43.000 Like, I'm going to be able to put my kid through college at this point.
00:52:47.000 We're getting a new fucking house and a new car.
00:52:50.000 Fucking get a nice seat at the restaurant.
00:52:52.000 Yeah.
00:52:53.000 Fucking no problem with that.
00:52:55.000 I'm not one of those people that bitch about it.
00:52:58.000 It's so tough.
00:52:59.000 What do you think about people that can't handle it?
00:53:01.000 Like, what do you think it is?
00:53:02.000 Fucking get away from it!
00:53:04.000 Britney Spears, move back to wherever the fuck you're from.
00:53:06.000 Where's she from?
00:53:07.000 Arkansas or Louisiana or something?
00:53:09.000 I don't know.
00:53:09.000 Somewhere down there?
00:53:10.000 Get the fuck out of L.A. That place is eating you fucking alive.
00:53:14.000 I think Britney's in Vegas now, right?
00:53:16.000 Oh, so much better.
00:53:18.000 Yeah, it's better for health.
00:53:19.000 You know, I'm not going to do heroin anymore.
00:53:21.000 I've stepped it down to crack.
00:53:23.000 And gambling.
00:53:26.000 There's ways to get away from it.
00:53:29.000 There's ways.
00:53:30.000 Trust me, you know this too.
00:53:32.000 So many of these people, because I've been here and seen this first fucking hand, the front row seat.
00:53:37.000 Half these people are telling these people.
00:53:40.000 They're feeding the machine through a source to get their story told.
00:53:45.000 They're telling them where they're going to be at so the paparazzi's there.
00:53:48.000 It's a fucking game.
00:53:50.000 It's a publicity game.
00:53:51.000 It's weird.
00:53:52.000 And it works.
00:53:53.000 You can make a lot of money that way.
00:53:55.000 Who the fuck wants?
00:53:57.000 That's what the Kardashians did.
00:53:58.000 Exactly.
00:53:59.000 Worked out.
00:53:59.000 Worked out well.
00:54:00.000 God bless them.
00:54:01.000 Solid business model.
00:54:02.000 For them, it really worked.
00:54:04.000 If you just want to make money, that's the way to do it.
00:54:06.000 I will never get the big ass thing.
00:54:07.000 I don't get it.
00:54:09.000 It's just right over my head.
00:54:12.000 You don't like big asses at all?
00:54:14.000 No.
00:54:14.000 Really?
00:54:15.000 You like them little?
00:54:16.000 Just fucking small white pancake ass with huge tits.
00:54:22.000 Every man has his type.
00:54:24.000 Yeah, that's all I'm saying.
00:54:25.000 Everybody has his type.
00:54:27.000 But there's like this fucking ass movement in the last 10 so many years.
00:54:31.000 It's awesome to watch, watching rap videos and shit.
00:54:34.000 It's fucking great.
00:54:35.000 I'm like, really?
00:54:37.000 That's, alright.
00:54:38.000 You just don't know what the appeal is?
00:54:40.000 None.
00:54:41.000 Wow.
00:54:42.000 None.
00:54:43.000 I don't think I could be further from you in that department.
00:54:46.000 I love a good ass.
00:54:48.000 Yeah.
00:54:49.000 A big girl that looks like she could squat.
00:54:50.000 Sly stone?
00:54:51.000 Different strokes for different folks.
00:54:53.000 Girls look like they can pick up heavy kettlebells.
00:54:55.000 Oh God.
00:54:57.000 I don't have a heavy kettlebell.
00:55:02.000 I'm working with the old two pound hand weight down here.
00:55:06.000 Different strokes for different folks.
00:55:08.000 And isn't that the message anyway?
00:55:10.000 Yeah, totally.
00:55:12.000 It's really what it should be.
00:55:13.000 I'd say everything against it.
00:55:14.000 I'm just saying, I don't get it.
00:55:16.000 Yeah, I get that you don't get it.
00:55:18.000 And that's okay.
00:55:19.000 You got like a 1970s sensibility.
00:55:21.000 Yeah.
00:55:22.000 You know, like the Catherine Bach days.
00:55:24.000 Oh yeah.
00:55:24.000 Dukes of Hazzard.
00:55:25.000 Oh fuck.
00:55:26.000 Remember how hot she was?
00:55:27.000 See, if a girl with a huge ass drove up in the General Lee, I'd definitely be excited.
00:55:34.000 That lady was so pretty.
00:55:35.000 Oh my god.
00:55:36.000 I remember watching that show thinking, that's not even possible to be that pretty.
00:55:40.000 How the fuck is she that pretty?
00:55:42.000 All those shows.
00:55:43.000 Love Boat, Fantasy Island, Dukes of Hazzard.
00:55:46.000 How about Charlie's Angels?
00:55:47.000 Charlie's Angels.
00:55:48.000 Three hot chicks out there solving crimes.
00:55:49.000 Fuck yeah.
00:55:49.000 With guns.
00:55:52.000 Sold.
00:55:53.000 Fantasy Island, like, they got a fucking midget.
00:55:55.000 You're like, yes!
00:55:56.000 Welcome to Fantasy Island.
00:55:58.000 He's in a suit!
00:55:59.000 They got a little guy in a suit.
00:56:01.000 Like, fucking, he's got an accent?
00:56:02.000 Oh, fuck, turn it up.
00:56:04.000 Was there always a lesson in Fantasy Island?
00:56:06.000 Like they didn't really need what they were asking for and they should have just stayed where they were?
00:56:11.000 Wasn't there like those kind of messages?
00:56:13.000 I don't remember.
00:56:15.000 Wasn't it be kind of like, careful what you wish for?
00:56:17.000 Yeah.
00:56:18.000 Those are always that way.
00:56:19.000 You know?
00:56:21.000 There's always like a trick.
00:56:22.000 The genie's got a trick.
00:56:25.000 Careful what you wish for.
00:56:26.000 Yeah.
00:56:28.000 It's never like, oh yeah, and then I'm going to be the king of the world and everything worked out great.
00:56:33.000 Have one wish.
00:56:34.000 I'm gonna wish for a million wishes.
00:56:36.000 That would kill you, right?
00:56:38.000 If you do that, they get real mad.
00:56:40.000 Like, no, you abused the wish.
00:56:42.000 Totally.
00:56:44.000 Imagine if that was real.
00:56:45.000 Imagine if genies were real.
00:56:47.000 I was always jealous of Ricky Schroeder on Silver Spoons.
00:56:51.000 I'm like, fuck, look, all these kids got a fucking train in his living room, man.
00:56:54.000 How cool is that?
00:56:56.000 Pinball machines everywhere.
00:56:58.000 Shit.
00:56:58.000 I'm like, fuck, that looks awesome.
00:57:01.000 It's not like I grew up without.
00:57:02.000 It's from a very middle, upper class family.
00:57:04.000 We had everything we needed.
00:57:05.000 We had a swimming pool and tennis court and shit.
00:57:07.000 All that.
00:57:08.000 But I was like, fuck, Silver Spoons.
00:57:09.000 You're like, we don't have money like that.
00:57:12.000 That's some other shit.
00:57:13.000 That's what social media is doing times ten, right?
00:57:16.000 Yeah.
00:57:16.000 Imagine being a kid today and just dealing with all this social media shit.
00:57:21.000 Trying to keep up with the Joneses.
00:57:23.000 Impossible.
00:57:24.000 Yeah.
00:57:25.000 I think it's even worse.
00:57:27.000 Well, my granddaughter's nine, but I have nieces who are teenagers and going through all that stuff, and it's...
00:57:33.000 Man, the influence it has over them, and then what the other kids say, and then what they're all saying on social media, and what the new trend is, and what the new this.
00:57:40.000 I think it's always been that way, but now it's just...
00:57:43.000 Exaggerated times, a thousand, because everything's right there.
00:57:47.000 It's a difficult thing for adults to handle.
00:57:49.000 And the emotional aspect of going back and forth with people and comments and stuff, and the whole world is commenting on things.
00:57:57.000 Like, when they're doing that to each other, the kind of pressure that they're putting under them, no kids have ever experienced that before.
00:58:02.000 No kids have ever grown up with that before.
00:58:04.000 This is a totally new pressure.
00:58:06.000 And if you look at the data, like, suicide went up, self-harm went up, depression went up.
00:58:12.000 It's not healthy.
00:58:14.000 It's not normal.
00:58:16.000 I think it's a double.
00:58:17.000 I said that the year Twitter came out, you might be able to look this up.
00:58:22.000 I think it was in Rolling Stone or somewhere or whatever.
00:58:25.000 They're like, what do you think about Twitter?
00:58:26.000 And I said, Twitter's fucking gay.
00:58:29.000 This is Friday we came out.
00:58:31.000 And so as time went on, because I always saw people having a Subway sandwich for lunch or whatever, I'm like, no one gives a fuck.
00:58:38.000 Oh, right, the early days.
00:58:39.000 Yeah, like, you know, I kept promoting stuff and this, that, and the other, fucking getting a rise out of somebody, stirring the pot.
00:58:45.000 But then the funny part was, years later, you know, Twitter blew up to be this huge fucking thing, and they're like, this fucking reporter's getting kind of snooty with me.
00:58:53.000 And he's like, you said...
00:58:55.000 And I quote, Twitter's gay.
00:58:57.000 I'm like, no fucking way.
00:58:59.000 I go, I didn't say that shit.
00:59:01.000 I go, and I'm so sick of you fuckers in the media misquoting me every time, every opportunity you get.
00:59:06.000 I said, to be clear, I said Twitter is fucking gay.
00:59:10.000 All right?
00:59:10.000 Get it right.
00:59:15.000 The I gotcha questions like that.
00:59:19.000 You said...
00:59:19.000 Dude, that's why I stopped doing interviews like 10 so many years ago.
00:59:24.000 Because, you know, you used to have to promote something called every radio station and every market.
00:59:28.000 It's like that would be part of your day.
00:59:29.000 Get up early, which I was not good at back then.
00:59:31.000 These days I'm up at 3.30, but I was not good at back in these days.
00:59:35.000 It's like get up early, call all these different places, all these things like weekly.
00:59:40.000 And it turned into, as the internet and social media started becoming prevalent, it turned into, I gotcha.
00:59:47.000 Because that was the headline.
00:59:48.000 And as my publicist used to say, dude, you speak in fucking headlines because you have no fucking filter.
00:59:53.000 And I'm like, I don't.
00:59:55.000 It's going to be very tough to change that.
00:59:57.000 So it was always this, you know, be your buddy.
01:00:00.000 Say some nice things.
01:00:01.000 Hey, your new record's great.
01:00:02.000 Blah, blah, blah.
01:00:02.000 Then, like, fucking get you on the line with something.
01:00:04.000 Of course, I go off the fucking rails.
01:00:06.000 Right.
01:00:06.000 And then, fucking, that's all you hear about.
01:00:08.000 And it just, you know...
01:00:09.000 Well, that's what they want to do.
01:00:11.000 They still do.
01:00:12.000 They only have a couple of minutes with you.
01:00:14.000 They want to say something outrageous or question you in a way that's going to go viral.
01:00:18.000 I just got tired of dealing with it.
01:00:21.000 And I feel bad for so many reporters that were so good to me, especially in Detroit.
01:00:25.000 You know, that I just kind of...
01:00:27.000 I think a lot of them took it personal.
01:00:30.000 I've been meaning to contact him for all these years and say, hey, I'm going to do stuff with you again.
01:00:34.000 I'm starting to come out of it.
01:00:35.000 I'm doing your show.
01:00:37.000 I'm like, I get it.
01:00:38.000 I got some stuff to promote.
01:00:40.000 But if I never saw another fucking TV camera on an interview again, I'd be fine.
01:00:46.000 I'd be totally fucking fine.
01:00:48.000 I don't need to be on fucking Good Morning America every week.
01:00:51.000 I don't give a fuck.
01:00:52.000 But you don't have to.
01:00:53.000 You have a beautiful setup.
01:00:55.000 Well, I'm very blessed to not have to.
01:00:56.000 The way you're living your life is amazing.
01:00:58.000 I don't want to overshadow that.
01:00:59.000 I'm extremely blessed.
01:01:00.000 Oh, I know you appreciate it.
01:01:02.000 But the way you're living...
01:01:04.000 I've talked on this podcast many times about you giving me the tour of your house.
01:01:09.000 It wasn't even done.
01:01:10.000 Oh, by the way, you got that wrong.
01:01:12.000 What did I get wrong?
01:01:13.000 You said, my girl listens to you religiously, my fiancée, and she'll always play me the hot clips, you know?
01:01:20.000 Right.
01:01:21.000 That one was on me, and you're like, he's got a golden shower.
01:01:25.000 I'm like, a golden shower?
01:01:26.000 That's like pissing on somebody.
01:01:28.000 It's a gold bathroom.
01:01:30.000 The whole bathroom's gold.
01:01:32.000 Yeah, there's no shower.
01:01:33.000 The shower's not gold?
01:01:34.000 Well, it wasn't in place yet.
01:01:35.000 No, it's happening.
01:01:36.000 I'd just seen the tile, and it was golden, and someone told me it was a golden shower.
01:01:41.000 I was like, that's the most amazing thing I've ever seen in my life.
01:01:43.000 The golden urinal.
01:01:44.000 But the walls were gold.
01:01:46.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:01:46.000 Everything was gold.
01:01:47.000 Dude.
01:01:48.000 It was before, when I went into it, it was before everything was installed.
01:01:51.000 Was that three, four years ago?
01:01:52.000 Yeah, I think it was three years ago.
01:01:53.000 You have no idea how hard it was to find gold toilets.
01:01:57.000 Not joking.
01:01:58.000 Now you can go on Google and you pump them up.
01:02:00.000 Well, I had to get the seat gold-plated because I couldn't find it.
01:02:03.000 I found a gold toilet and couldn't find a seat in the lid.
01:02:07.000 That fucking guy had to like, you know, cheaply gold-plate it.
01:02:10.000 Well, gold is a weird...
01:02:13.000 You ever see what they can do with gold?
01:02:14.000 They can take a little tiny piece of gold and cover this whole table?
01:02:17.000 Absolutely.
01:02:17.000 I get so much shit gold-plated, 18-karat, 24-karat gold-plated.
01:02:21.000 Look at that, bro.
01:02:22.000 Where the fuck did you get that?
01:02:25.000 The internet knows everything.
01:02:26.000 Hey, that's on the internet?
01:02:27.000 Bro, look at that.
01:02:28.000 That's amazing.
01:02:29.000 A gold urinal.
01:02:33.000 Why not?
01:02:34.000 Your house is incredible.
01:02:35.000 I describe it to everybody.
01:02:36.000 I'm like, there's two bedrooms.
01:02:38.000 The fucking house is gigantic.
01:02:40.000 It's bigger than the actual White House.
01:02:42.000 It's got two bedrooms.
01:02:44.000 I think your house is bigger than the actual White House.
01:02:46.000 No, fuck no.
01:02:46.000 I think so.
01:02:47.000 No way.
01:02:48.000 Yeah, somebody was telling me that.
01:02:49.000 No fucking way.
01:02:50.000 The White House is like 100,000 square feet.
01:02:52.000 Are you sure?
01:02:52.000 Yeah.
01:02:53.000 That thing looks little.
01:02:54.000 I've looked it up.
01:02:55.000 But the White House has more than one house, right?
01:02:58.000 There's more than one house.
01:02:59.000 There's levels.
01:02:59.000 There's underground, basement, main floor.
01:03:02.000 Then you go up and up to the main residence.
01:03:04.000 And they have tunnels that go out to the other side to the VP's place where the bowling alley is and shit.
01:03:10.000 Bro, is that the dumbest idea of all time?
01:03:12.000 To tell everybody where your president's going to be all the time?
01:03:17.000 What a fucking dumb idea!
01:03:19.000 Oh, he's in this super visible house.
01:03:22.000 It's just a house.
01:03:23.000 I think they're pretty protective over there.
01:03:25.000 How protective can you be?
01:03:27.000 If you watch those Instagram drone videos...
01:03:30.000 The airspace is shut down.
01:03:31.000 Okay, 55,000 square feet.
01:03:32.000 I'm wrong.
01:03:33.000 I thought your house was bigger.
01:03:35.000 No, mine's 27 or something.
01:03:37.000 But what your house is is...
01:03:39.000 But it's on 200 acres, not 18. Well, your house is exactly if an 18-year-old kid won the lottery.
01:03:46.000 Oh, 100%.
01:03:48.000 And said you can have any house you want.
01:03:50.000 I want a fucking giant room for jacuzzis with exposed beams like a collapsed mine.
01:03:58.000 I'm like, this is amazing.
01:03:59.000 I joke with my friends when we're touring.
01:04:02.000 I love to give people tours.
01:04:03.000 I'm proud of it.
01:04:04.000 You know what I've done.
01:04:04.000 Hard work and shit.
01:04:05.000 It's one of my favorite things to do.
01:04:08.000 And I joke with them all the time.
01:04:09.000 And it's pretty serious.
01:04:11.000 If I had this fucking house 15 years ago, I'd be dead.
01:04:15.000 I'd be fucking dead.
01:04:17.000 There's no question.
01:04:19.000 It's an amazing setup, dude.
01:04:21.000 Thank you.
01:04:21.000 You made a party house.
01:04:23.000 Perfect.
01:04:24.000 Beautiful view.
01:04:25.000 Great place to be.
01:04:26.000 I believe if they were an advertiser, it would be a great place to entertain.
01:04:30.000 Yeah.
01:04:31.000 An entertainer's dream.
01:04:32.000 An entertainer's dream.
01:04:33.000 Yeah.
01:04:34.000 If you were trying to sell that, oh boy.
01:04:37.000 What is it, about 27,000 square feet?
01:04:39.000 How big is it?
01:04:40.000 Yeah.
01:04:41.000 Two bedrooms.
01:04:43.000 I put the elevator in because I'm going to die there.
01:04:45.000 I was like, I'm going to need to get up and down these floors one day.
01:04:49.000 That elevator's amazing, too.
01:04:51.000 That's an elevator.
01:04:52.000 Funny when the architect, you know, that's probably my second favorite thing outside, passion outside of, you know, be a close second with hunting and the outdoors, you know, as music is...
01:05:02.000 Interior design and architecture.
01:05:05.000 And so I'm designing a house with, I had to use an architect, obviously, for many reasons, but he's like, sure you want to put the elevator right in the foyer of the main entrance.
01:05:16.000 He goes, you know, most people hide it, you know, off to the back by a laundry room or something.
01:05:20.000 I'm like...
01:05:21.000 Yeah, I want it right in the fucking middle.
01:05:22.000 I want it gold so people walk in and they're like, Kid Rock's got a fucking elevator.
01:05:29.000 Yeah, put it right out front, bro.
01:05:32.000 Yeah, this is a house for ballers.
01:05:35.000 This is a house of learning doctors and ballers.
01:05:39.000 That's an amazing story.
01:05:41.000 That's how I would do it.
01:05:43.000 You built something, right?
01:05:45.000 No, I bought a house.
01:05:46.000 I bought a house idea.
01:05:47.000 But if I was going to build a house, I'd build a house like that.
01:05:50.000 I think what I want to do is I want to build a podcast ranch.
01:05:53.000 I've been thinking a lot about that lately.
01:05:55.000 You got a lot of cool shit here.
01:05:58.000 But you can take all this and, like, I've already figured out your lighting here.
01:06:02.000 For you.
01:06:02.000 I was telling the guys up front.
01:06:04.000 Yeah.
01:06:04.000 So there's several spaces here and there's a lot of light switches.
01:06:07.000 I noticed already just from doing a small tour.
01:06:10.000 Fuck Lutron.
01:06:11.000 Fuck Crestron.
01:06:12.000 Fuck that automated shit.
01:06:13.000 Okay.
01:06:14.000 What you do, you might be able to do the whole building.
01:06:17.000 If not, you can do it in sections.
01:06:18.000 It makes sense.
01:06:19.000 Like this whole front thing, everything's on dimmers and there's one switch strategically placed when you walk out of the door and maybe somewhere by your office or something.
01:06:27.000 Oh.
01:06:27.000 All hooked up to the same breaker.
01:06:29.000 Click.
01:06:29.000 Like when I walk into my studio where you've been down there or whatever, you know, things like 10,000 square feet, there's two light switches.
01:06:36.000 Shut everything off in there.
01:06:37.000 Three, because one in the studio.
01:06:39.000 It never breaks.
01:06:40.000 Works perfectly when you turn it on, you're ready to rock.
01:06:42.000 If the cleaning people need to do something, they can adjust the dimmer up or down.
01:06:46.000 And it's the cheapest, smartest, most efficient fucking thing you can do.
01:06:50.000 Good advice from Kid Rock.
01:06:52.000 I love that shit.
01:06:53.000 Yeah.
01:06:55.000 That's good advice.
01:06:57.000 Yeah, this place is a little chaotic.
01:06:58.000 But this used to be...
01:07:00.000 Well, I can't say that.
01:07:02.000 I can't talk too much about it, what it used to be.
01:07:04.000 But we...
01:07:05.000 I've been thinking about doing something in a place where we could do a lot of other shit, too.
01:07:10.000 Just putting a fucking...
01:07:11.000 Have a place with a lake.
01:07:13.000 Runway.
01:07:14.000 You can definitely get somewhere with a runway out here.
01:07:17.000 You're doing so well and you're so successful.
01:07:19.000 Get a chopper.
01:07:20.000 So you can bring the people.
01:07:22.000 What a cool experience.
01:07:23.000 They fly to your ranch because you're going to get more value the farther you go out.
01:07:27.000 Yeah, but I limit my time in those fucking things.
01:07:30.000 Oh, I do too.
01:07:31.000 Rock and roll and choppers don't mix.
01:07:33.000 They freak me out a little bit.
01:07:34.000 Me too.
01:07:34.000 Yeah, they took out Stevie Ray Vaughan.
01:07:37.000 Didn't it?
01:07:37.000 Jim Crow.
01:07:38.000 Was it a plane crash that took out Steve Raven?
01:07:40.000 No, it was a helicopter coming out of Alpine Valley.
01:07:42.000 Up in Wisconsin.
01:07:44.000 Jim Crow says a million of them.
01:07:46.000 That's a scary one to die in.
01:07:47.000 My buddy T-Roy from...
01:07:51.000 What's it called?
01:07:52.000 Fuck.
01:07:54.000 Montgomery Gentry.
01:07:55.000 Bill Burr has his own helicopter license and he took me out.
01:07:58.000 I took lessons.
01:07:58.000 Did you?
01:07:59.000 I took lessons for a while.
01:08:01.000 I had this grand idea when I was younger, when I first started getting fucking money, and I'm like, I'm gonna get a fucking helicopter.
01:08:07.000 I'm gonna get a penny of gold.
01:08:08.000 10,000 fucking, yeah, exactly.
01:08:10.000 I would.
01:08:12.000 100%.
01:08:12.000 Gold flake.
01:08:13.000 Fuck yeah.
01:08:14.000 It looked like a lowrider.
01:08:18.000 I was gonna get like 10,000 acres in the middle of nowhere, build my fucking little fucking redneck empire.
01:08:23.000 And then, so I started taking these lessons in a single-engine Robinson, and I let my hand off the collective a couple times, and like, you know, the fucking, the teacher's like, dude, what the fuck did you do that?
01:08:33.000 I'm like, you didn't tell me not to fucking do that, and blah, blah, blah.
01:08:37.000 And then what really was a deal breaker, I'm like, I know myself.
01:08:41.000 I'm like, we'll be sitting around.
01:08:43.000 Getting tuned up.
01:08:45.000 And I'll be like, you guys want to get the chopper out?
01:08:48.000 Go for a spin?
01:08:50.000 Oh my god, drawing a flying helicopter.
01:08:52.000 I was like, could you imagine?
01:08:54.000 No.
01:08:55.000 Let's make enough money to ride in the back.
01:08:57.000 Yeah, the only times that I've been in one, I'm like, keep it together, keep it together.
01:09:02.000 It feels like you're in a flying football helmet.
01:09:06.000 It seems so fragile.
01:09:09.000 They seem so fragile when you're in them, they're like...
01:09:11.000 I'll never get in a single engine.
01:09:14.000 Anything, again, that flies.
01:09:15.000 Never.
01:09:17.000 Everything that flies is based on a system of two.
01:09:20.000 Two fuel pumps, two engines, two everything.
01:09:23.000 You can go without one of them.
01:09:26.000 Your odds are pretty good when those things fuck up.
01:09:28.000 Mainly speaking about planes, it's pilot error, probably 90 some percent of the time.
01:09:33.000 There was a recent private jet that crashed.
01:09:35.000 Yeah, in LA. Yeah.
01:09:37.000 It was a Challenger.
01:09:39.000 Yeah, Challenger 300. A couple people got out of the back and the pilots died.
01:09:42.000 Yeah.
01:09:43.000 Yeah, the people survived, which is crazy if you look at the footage.
01:09:45.000 The passengers did.
01:09:47.000 Oh, Jesus Christ, dude.
01:09:49.000 That's insane.
01:09:50.000 I thought that was in LA. Oh my God.
01:09:53.000 It is in Florida.
01:09:54.000 Right.
01:09:56.000 Dude, that is so wild to see.
01:09:59.000 Watch this land.
01:10:00.000 Watch this happen again.
01:10:03.000 Yeah, do it from the beginning.
01:10:04.000 Watch this land.
01:10:06.000 This is so crazy.
01:10:07.000 Look at this.
01:10:08.000 That's the kind of plane I got.
01:10:09.000 Look at that, bro.
01:10:11.000 Fuck.
01:10:12.000 I mean, how insane is that?
01:10:14.000 And I think it was three people came out of the back.
01:10:17.000 Yeah, the pilots.
01:10:18.000 Amazing.
01:10:20.000 Amazing.
01:10:22.000 Damn, they just had to just land it on the fucking highway.
01:10:26.000 Holy shit, man.
01:10:28.000 Imagine trying to land a plane and knowing you're gonna take out those cars and you're probably not gonna land anyway.
01:10:34.000 You're probably not gonna be able to pull it off anyway.
01:10:35.000 You don't have any engines anymore.
01:10:37.000 Scary.
01:10:38.000 Oh my god.
01:10:39.000 It's scary just not being in control of anything.
01:10:42.000 At least for me, I'm a bit of a control freak.
01:10:45.000 Just not being in control of any situation, especially when it's something like that, that always makes you think a little bit more.
01:10:53.000 That's why when things aren't a meritocracy and you're hiring because you want things to be inclusive, and you're not getting the best people working on your fucking airplanes, flying your airplanes, you're not getting the best people, what are you doing?
01:11:10.000 In any business.
01:11:12.000 But especially, like, airlines.
01:11:15.000 That is one of the scariest fucking methods of transportation.
01:11:18.000 Whether it's the safest, it's arguable, it is very safe, relatively.
01:11:22.000 But it's one of the scariest for people.
01:11:24.000 It gives them the most anxiety.
01:11:25.000 Because you give up all control.
01:11:26.000 You're hoping that the pilots can keep it together.
01:11:28.000 You're hoping that the equipment's been tested correctly.
01:11:31.000 You're hoping that everybody, like, tightens every bolt and checks every fucking weld.
01:11:35.000 You're hoping they do a really good job.
01:11:37.000 Like, they're really good at it.
01:11:39.000 They do do a pretty good job overall.
01:11:42.000 Like, I'll even say, you know, like, you know, just a lot, like, this is a place that makes sense for regulations.
01:11:48.000 Yeah.
01:11:49.000 You know what I mean?
01:11:50.000 A hundred percent.
01:11:52.000 As somebody who's very, you know, very right of center, you know, less regulations on most things, that's something that makes sense, and they have a lot of good ones in place, you know?
01:12:03.000 It's, they...
01:12:04.000 You just can't fucking jump in a plane.
01:12:06.000 Like, when something like that happens, something's fucked up.
01:12:09.000 It'll be interesting to see when they, you know, do their investigation what happened exactly.
01:12:13.000 Yeah, it would be interesting.
01:12:14.000 Like, how do you get a double engine failure?
01:12:16.000 That sounds insane.
01:12:18.000 It's like when Sully, you know, landed out on the Hudson River.
01:12:20.000 It was, you know, geese or whatever it was or something like that.
01:12:22.000 Okay, that's, you know...
01:12:24.000 You know, I've flown out of many airports where they go out there with shotguns before just to boom, with blanks just to get the geese out of there.
01:12:32.000 And they actually let you hunt them at some certain times of year.
01:12:35.000 It's like I know at Metro Airport in Detroit, there was a congressman that asked.
01:12:38.000 They had a special permit to go over there and hunt them at certain times of year.
01:12:41.000 And I loved bird hunt.
01:12:43.000 Yeah, they try to keep populations down.
01:12:45.000 They have snipers.
01:12:46.000 They do a lot of different things.
01:12:47.000 They try a bunch of different methods to keep ducks and pigeons and shit.
01:12:51.000 How many planes have been taken out by birds?
01:12:54.000 Probably quite a few, huh?
01:12:56.000 It's becoming more common.
01:12:58.000 Really?
01:12:58.000 You never know if something's more common or is the media just that much more accessible with everything.
01:13:04.000 I always wonder with that, like...
01:13:06.000 As the population grows, things make sense.
01:13:08.000 It gets more of whatever.
01:13:10.000 Right.
01:13:11.000 But you just don't know in this day and age.
01:13:14.000 There's fucking how many 24-7 news channels all trying to report and get an exclusive story.
01:13:21.000 And some of them just straight up gaslighting you.
01:13:24.000 Oh, yeah.
01:13:25.000 Gaslighting you on the news.
01:13:26.000 If I shit my pants right now, just legit shit my fucking pants, it would be the biggest story of this week, maybe next week.
01:13:35.000 It'll be a big one.
01:13:37.000 That loser.
01:13:38.000 He shit his pants.
01:13:39.000 As if it's never happened to you.
01:13:41.000 Well, it's not like the left-wing media is reporting any good stuff I do.
01:13:45.000 No.
01:13:46.000 I'm just in their sights.
01:13:48.000 What we need is a non-wing media.
01:13:51.000 That's what we need.
01:13:52.000 There should be value in just the news, and that's what Dr. Phil wants to do.
01:13:56.000 That's supposed to be the AP. Yeah, it's supposed to be, but it's not anymore.
01:14:01.000 Because I think journalists at some point in time, at least corporate journalists, a big percentage of them decided that they're working towards a better future.
01:14:12.000 They're activists.
01:14:14.000 You know?
01:14:15.000 And I think some of those people are not very charismatic.
01:14:19.000 And people don't like them that much.
01:14:21.000 They just happen to be on television.
01:14:23.000 Why do many of these people refuse to retire?
01:14:25.000 Because now they have a career.
01:14:27.000 That's all they have now.
01:14:28.000 It's their identity.
01:14:29.000 It's their identity.
01:14:30.000 It's like they're 75 years old plus.
01:14:33.000 They refuse to go away.
01:14:35.000 Yeah, they won't go away.
01:14:36.000 And they also want to give their opinions all the time.
01:14:39.000 A lot of these people want to give their opinions on things.
01:14:41.000 Yeah, I want someone who's actually, if they're in the media, who has consequences on their opinions.
01:14:46.000 When you're fucking 77, you know, and you're, what's her name from ABC or whatever, like, who's crying at fucking Hillary Clinton's, you know, when she lost the election, who reports fucking world news.
01:14:57.000 Yeah.
01:14:57.000 You're like...
01:14:58.000 She has nothing to fucking lose.
01:15:00.000 That's not a journalist.
01:15:01.000 No.
01:15:01.000 I want somebody who's young, has a family.
01:15:03.000 Like, you have shit to actually lose if you're gonna sway things this, that, and the other and get called out on it if you're in the media.
01:15:09.000 If you want to talk shit, join a band.
01:15:12.000 I just feel like we need objective news with no spin at all.
01:15:16.000 Absolutely.
01:15:17.000 And not coming out of a place where you don't want to report on a certain thing because it makes Trump look good.
01:15:25.000 Just look at what are the facts?
01:15:27.000 What are we dealing with?
01:15:28.000 What are we dealing with in terms of the economy?
01:15:29.000 What are we dealing with in terms of international conflict?
01:15:32.000 What are the facts?
01:15:33.000 What's actually happening?
01:15:35.000 Don't twist it in some weird liberal or conservative way.
01:15:39.000 If they went by facts and things like that, There's no one been better than Trump.
01:15:45.000 The shit he got done, and if you just look at the numbers in his record, forget about all the noise.
01:15:50.000 You see that guy was one of the founders of Facebook who talked about it, and he said it was the right message but the wrong messenger.
01:15:56.000 He talked about all the different things that Trump did that it turns out it worked.
01:16:00.000 But I... Even though we're friends, even before we became good friends, I understood, as I think a lot of people did, not a ton, a good amount of people understood that there's a method to that, to what people call madness.
01:16:17.000 When he says, you know, like, fucking Russia, go after fucking Poland if you don't want to pay your fair share of NATO. My sense tells me, no, he's never going to let that happen.
01:16:27.000 But...
01:16:29.000 He's going to fucking go in there and fucking let them know you're going to pay your fucking money.
01:16:34.000 He's not going to let that happen.
01:16:35.000 I would say in my heart and the way I feel, there's no fucking way to let that happen.
01:16:40.000 It's like when he's telling certain countries, you know, like, if you're going to go into Ukraine, I'll fucking blow up Moscow.
01:16:46.000 Even if they only believe in 5%, fucking keeps them out.
01:16:50.000 You know what I mean?
01:16:50.000 The guy knows how to fucking go in and get shit done and talk business-wise and make these statements.
01:16:57.000 And they don't know what the fuck he's going to do.
01:17:00.000 But I have to say, when he was in office, by me, he did the right thing pretty much every fucking time.
01:17:06.000 Everything he did for this country, whether it was keeping the border in check, fucking everybody working, including minorities, energy fucking independence, build the fucking military up, keep us out of fucking wars.
01:17:17.000 I mean, the list goes on and on.
01:17:19.000 I think if people could look at it without his personality attached to it, they'd be able to see that.
01:17:23.000 But that's one of the most amazing things the media has done, is they've turned a guy who was a celebrity, who was beloved, who was the host of The Celebrity Apprentice on NBC. Zelensky was a celebrity.
01:17:35.000 Everyone puts him on the highest fucking pedestal, like, oh, he's the greatest!
01:17:39.000 It's like...
01:17:41.000 Well, that's confusing too, right?
01:17:43.000 Super confusing.
01:17:44.000 That whole thing, when the left is calling for war, and the left wants war, that's like, what has happened to the world?
01:17:52.000 Trump just said the smartest thing.
01:17:55.000 Everything he says to me is fucking great, but smartest thing, he's like, we should not, I've kind of spoke about this with family and friends for the years, like, why do we keep getting into these wars, giving countries this fucking money, and we get nothing in return?
01:18:09.000 This should be a fucking loan or we should take land or natural resources that they can buy back one day with a small interest or something.
01:18:19.000 Why are we just giving fucking money away, giving our resources?
01:18:23.000 You know the fucking trillions we spent in Afghanistan and Iraq?
01:18:27.000 So what's the answer to that?
01:18:28.000 Why did they do that?
01:18:30.000 I have no fucking idea.
01:18:31.000 I wish I had the answer.
01:18:33.000 I'm not smart enough to know that.
01:18:35.000 Yeah.
01:18:36.000 There's probably someone who could probably illuminate it for us.
01:18:39.000 Does the debt matter?
01:18:40.000 I don't understand how the debt fucking matters.
01:18:43.000 I don't get it.
01:18:44.000 National debt?
01:18:45.000 Yeah.
01:18:45.000 Everyone's always bitching about the debt, but we just fucking keep spending money.
01:18:48.000 Like, no business survives like that.
01:18:50.000 That's just common sense.
01:18:51.000 But they keep doing it.
01:18:52.000 I'm like, it must not matter because we have the biggest bomb.
01:18:55.000 It's like trying to collect from the biggest bully in school.
01:18:58.000 Like, hey, where's my $20?
01:18:59.000 He's like, I'll beat your ass!
01:19:00.000 Like, okay, I'll get it next year.
01:19:01.000 Who do we owe all that money to?
01:19:03.000 You know, they say China, they say this country, that.
01:19:05.000 I'm like...
01:19:06.000 Imagine if China just bought America, if like one day they're like, oh, they own us.
01:19:10.000 Imagine if they tried to collect.
01:19:12.000 Look at all the people, usdebtclock.org.
01:19:15.000 Oh my God, look at how much money.
01:19:18.000 34 trillion.
01:19:19.000 Yo, look at how crazy this is.
01:19:22.000 When you watch this, it's so insane.
01:19:26.000 Yep, they're like, hey, we need to send another 60 billion here.
01:19:29.000 We need fucking 100 billion for this.
01:19:31.000 The thousands.
01:19:32.000 Just look how quick the thousands go by.
01:19:35.000 The thousands in national debt.
01:19:36.000 There's another hundred.
01:19:37.000 It's insane to watch.
01:19:40.000 It's bananas.
01:19:41.000 It's so weird.
01:19:42.000 They got that ticker in New York City.
01:19:44.000 Debt per citizen.
01:19:46.000 $101,960.
01:19:49.000 Debt per taxpayer, $265,178 per taxpayer.
01:19:57.000 I don't understand how that works.
01:19:59.000 That's so insane.
01:20:03.000 But I've never heard it- How is that sustainable?
01:20:05.000 I've never heard it explained.
01:20:06.000 I've heard politicians bitch about it and our debt and this, that, and the other.
01:20:10.000 I'm like, I don't get it.
01:20:11.000 Why does it keep going up if we can't afford it?
01:20:13.000 My conclusion is we can clearly fucking afford it.
01:20:16.000 We'll just print some more fucking money or whatever.
01:20:19.000 I don't get it.
01:20:21.000 Have you ever heard that explained?
01:20:22.000 No.
01:20:23.000 I never realized it was that bad until watching that clock.
01:20:26.000 There's something about knowing the number but seeing the number move in real time that's just terrifying.
01:20:33.000 I don't understand how this makes sense.
01:20:35.000 Okay, many people believe that much of U.S. national debt is owed to foreign countries like China and Japan, but the truth is that most of it is owed to Social Security and pension funds right here in the U.S. This means that U.S. citizens own most of the national debt.
01:20:51.000 It's a fucking scam!
01:20:52.000 It's a giant Ponzi scheme!
01:20:54.000 It's a Ponzi scheme!
01:20:55.000 It's a Ponzi scheme!
01:21:00.000 I just went around...
01:21:03.000 Yeah, we need that $100,000.
01:21:06.000 We're going to pay off the debt.
01:21:08.000 What the fuck?
01:21:09.000 Crazy.
01:21:10.000 What the fuck?
01:21:12.000 We owe it to ourselves?
01:21:18.000 We sound like Debbie Downer and Negative Nancy over here.
01:21:22.000 Yeah, what are we doing?
01:21:23.000 We're punching ourselves.
01:21:23.000 We keep going to the hospital.
01:21:25.000 Let's talk about fun shit.
01:21:26.000 Yeah.
01:21:26.000 Well, it's not, you know, just something that just comes up.
01:21:30.000 If you're having a conversation about...
01:21:32.000 Why the world is crazy.
01:21:34.000 And you can't find a single example of it not being crazy.
01:21:36.000 Politics never came up years ago.
01:21:38.000 Do you ever remember that?
01:21:39.000 No.
01:21:39.000 I remember if it came up, it was like who you're voting for.
01:21:41.000 Be like, none of your fucking business.
01:21:43.000 Yeah, like in the 80s and the 90s?
01:21:45.000 Who the fuck talked about politics?
01:21:47.000 Meanwhile, I'm looking in the mirror with a fucking MAGA hat on and a Trump flag.
01:21:52.000 I'm the biggest fucking provocateur and offender of this.
01:21:57.000 Yeah, but you're also a guy who's like fed up.
01:22:00.000 You know, you're fed up with...
01:22:02.000 There's a narrative that the world got fed.
01:22:06.000 Yeah, I just love my country too much.
01:22:09.000 But it's a stupid narrative.
01:22:11.000 You know, it's...
01:22:12.000 Which one?
01:22:14.000 Well, the narrative...
01:22:15.000 First of all, the narrative that right and left are really that separate from each other.
01:22:19.000 Most people care about the same things.
01:22:21.000 All my left-wing friends, I got plenty of them.
01:22:24.000 Look at my fucking band.
01:22:25.000 You want to talk about DEI? Hmm.
01:22:28.000 We got fucking gay black lesbians, fucking rednecks, fucking females, fucking men, black, white, fucking...
01:22:37.000 That wasn't fucking done by like, oh, we need to mix this up.
01:22:41.000 It was like, we want the best people.
01:22:43.000 And not only that are best for, you know, whatever they play or whatever their instrument, musical talent is, but also people that we knew could get along and could spend time as a family.
01:22:53.000 Like, you know, you hear these horror stories about so many bands.
01:22:56.000 Hate each other.
01:22:57.000 This, that, and the other.
01:22:58.000 And like, we've never had that fucking problem.
01:23:01.000 Sure, we've had disagreements and fuck you and this, that, and the other, but fucking for 25 some years, like, everyone loves each other and gets along.
01:23:08.000 And fucking politics all different across the fucking board.
01:23:13.000 I just came to a point where I'm like, look, you gotta vote.
01:23:15.000 I don't give a fuck who it's for.
01:23:17.000 I was like, you gotta vote or you're out of the fucking band.
01:23:19.000 Which is a fucking threat I probably never followed through with, but I'm like, just let them know, like, you just gotta fucking vote.
01:23:25.000 Yeah.
01:23:26.000 Well, that's the difference between social media and real life.
01:23:31.000 In real life, you can be friends with people with all sorts of different opinions because if they're good people, you can talk.
01:23:37.000 You can talk even if you disagree.
01:23:40.000 And you'll find more in common and you don't have in common.
01:23:43.000 Much more.
01:23:44.000 Everybody wants basic things.
01:23:46.000 They want friendship, love, family.
01:23:48.000 They want to be successful in whatever they're trying to pursue in life and they want to be safe.
01:23:54.000 Everybody wants that.
01:23:55.000 Those are the primary things we all agree on.
01:23:58.000 It's the most important things that all of us want in our life.
01:24:01.000 Then the other stuff, when it starts getting on the fringes, like trans women competing with biological females, now you're out there in crazy land and that's getting the majority of the attention.
01:24:12.000 But that's not the majority of our fucking problems.
01:24:15.000 The majority of our problems, we all kind of agree on keeping things safe and educating kids.
01:24:20.000 We disagree on the paths to get there.
01:24:23.000 To those things, and that's great.
01:24:25.000 That's what makes America great, is thinking differently.
01:24:28.000 But instead of thinking so much about the things that we disagree on, which I think are insane, and how many people have been incited by bullshit stories in the media, and it's changed your narrative on all the people running for president, whether it's gaslighting you about Biden or gaslighting you about Trump.
01:24:44.000 They're just bullshitting, trying to get whatever narrative they want out there, and they don't really give a fuck if it's the truth.
01:24:51.000 Well, and not only that, the truth can be spun so many different ways.
01:24:56.000 Facts and numbers can be spun so many different ways.
01:24:59.000 Where it's like you teeter that line, well it's not really a lie, but it's not the whole truth.
01:25:04.000 What's really wild is that the people behind Biden If he wasn't fucking up as much as he is, if they could just kind of keep him out of the limelight for a while, they're willing to run him again.
01:25:16.000 Could they keep him out of the limelight any more than they do, though?
01:25:19.000 What they're saying is they're running the country without the president.
01:25:22.000 Right?
01:25:23.000 That's essentially what they're saying.
01:25:24.000 Absolutely.
01:25:25.000 And that's what that report says.
01:25:27.000 That report says he's not there, okay?
01:25:30.000 So if he's not there, then you know he's not really running things.
01:25:33.000 And if he's not really running things, that means the people that are running things are now not the president.
01:25:38.000 Insanity.
01:25:40.000 Insanity.
01:25:40.000 And they'd like to keep it that way.
01:25:42.000 Well, that seems fucking nuts.
01:25:46.000 That is not what we signed up for.
01:25:48.000 We didn't sign up for these unelected people that are working under the administration taking care of everything.
01:25:55.000 We did not sign up for that.
01:25:56.000 It's hilarious to me that a lot of the extreme leftist people, you know, they have this thing where like, you know...
01:26:03.000 Older white men are the fucking devil.
01:26:06.000 They just are.
01:26:07.000 And so what do they do?
01:26:08.000 Elect an older white man who's a fucking Catholic.
01:26:12.000 Yeah.
01:26:13.000 This is the most diverse.
01:26:15.000 That was the thing that the White House press secretary lady was going on about how diverse the cabinet is.
01:26:21.000 Jean-Claude Pierre.
01:26:23.000 And that one dude gets caught butt-fucking in one of the Senate rooms.
01:26:27.000 Oh, God.
01:26:28.000 Yeah.
01:26:28.000 You see that?
01:26:29.000 What the fuck?
01:26:30.000 And then there's another person who's like a trans influencer, pulled her tits out on the lawn, took photos, pulled her tits out of the White House lawn.
01:26:38.000 And it's almost like we gotta compete on the right.
01:26:39.000 It's like, hey, hey, we got George Santos.
01:26:44.000 That's hilarious.
01:26:46.000 That's hilarious.
01:26:47.000 Fucking weirdos, man.
01:26:48.000 That dude's a hoot.
01:26:50.000 Fucking cuckoo.
01:26:51.000 He's fun.
01:26:52.000 He's fun to listen to.
01:26:53.000 He's fun in those interviews, man.
01:26:55.000 He goes off.
01:26:55.000 He's sassy.
01:26:56.000 As long as he doesn't have access to your finances?
01:26:59.000 Yeah.
01:26:59.000 It seems like he might be an H-U-S-T-L-E-R hustler.
01:27:04.000 I thought that one the other day because I'm always trying to do comparisons to Trump and Biden for people that, you know, they know my friendship, my love for Trump, his politics, everything.
01:27:14.000 And, you know, I don't like the way he talks and he speaks.
01:27:18.000 I'm like, okay, look, you need an emergency medical procedure.
01:27:23.000 You're in Los Angeles and you have to get to Santa Barbara.
01:27:27.000 The only people that can drive you there that are available are Trump and Biden.
01:27:31.000 Fucking pick one.
01:27:34.000 Right.
01:27:34.000 That's good.
01:27:35.000 Yeah, but he shouldn't be driving anywhere.
01:27:38.000 There's no way Biden should be driving.
01:27:40.000 That's not fair.
01:27:41.000 He's having trouble walking.
01:27:42.000 He can't do anything.
01:27:43.000 They don't really want him as president.
01:27:45.000 They just want him to get them into power again.
01:27:47.000 That's what it is.
01:27:48.000 It's people running the show behind the scenes.
01:27:51.000 I mean, Kareem Jean-Pierre, how do you say her name?
01:27:54.000 I don't know.
01:27:54.000 She got busted using his account to tweet.
01:27:56.000 Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.
01:27:58.000 Did you see that?
01:27:59.000 What happened?
01:27:59.000 She got busted using his account to tweet.
01:28:02.000 I see that she fucked up forgot to change accounts So she tweets as the president like you gotta see this Hi, you know people fuck up make mistakes.
01:28:13.000 I know but it's just fun to see the wiring under the board Yeah, it's fun to see how the sausage is made like this isn't this is not really the president wizard It's literally weekend at Bernie's this should be impersonation Look at this.
01:28:29.000 Investing in America means investing in all, all caps, of America.
01:28:33.000 When I ran for president, I made a promise that I would leave no part of the country behind.
01:28:38.000 She put it out under her account.
01:28:42.000 Bro, when they say things like that and they tweet, when presidents like Biden tweet, it's like trying to get wisdom from a fortune cookie.
01:28:50.000 It's like they're the dumbest little quotes.
01:28:52.000 Like, who read that and is like, yeah, he did.
01:28:56.000 And he's doing a great job.
01:28:58.000 I bet fucking Reagan would have been good at it.
01:29:00.000 I think most of the people that are supporting Biden online are bots.
01:29:04.000 I think there's a lot of people that are genuine Democrats and are supporting Biden, don't get me wrong.
01:29:09.000 Those bots are a problem.
01:29:10.000 But some of the nuttiest pro-Biden stuff, despite, like, no matter what happens, no matter what kind of gaffe he makes, where it's so embarrassing, and if it was your dad, you would want him like, get dad, get dad, we gotta get him off the stage.
01:29:24.000 They'd be like, dad, you can't do this, dad.
01:29:26.000 Dad, dad, it's over.
01:29:28.000 We gotta get you to a home, we gotta get you some care.
01:29:31.000 So I heard from a very good source.
01:29:34.000 I can't confirm, but it was a very good source.
01:29:37.000 That when Biden met the Pope, he shit his pants.
01:29:40.000 Did you hear that one?
01:29:41.000 I hope he did.
01:29:43.000 That's amazing.
01:29:45.000 I mean, I don't hope he did.
01:29:46.000 But if he did, it's a funny story.
01:29:48.000 This is a very good source.
01:29:49.000 Damn.
01:29:51.000 It's not fair.
01:29:51.000 It's not fair to do that to an old guy.
01:29:53.000 But it just shows you the mechanism behind the scenes that keeps the country running.
01:29:59.000 It's a bunch of people working for the president, and now they're essentially pulling all the strings.
01:30:03.000 It's kind of wild.
01:30:04.000 And those people definitely don't want to see Trump get into power because then they lose everything.
01:30:10.000 Well, it's like the last election.
01:30:11.000 A lot of this stuff seems like it was done semi-behind the curtain.
01:30:16.000 And now it seems they've come to a point where they're like, we don't give a fuck.
01:30:19.000 We're coming right after this guy.
01:30:22.000 We're gonna fine him 355 fucking million dollars for where there was no one that got hurt in a fucking...
01:30:28.000 Yeah.
01:30:28.000 There's no victims.
01:30:30.000 It's fucking insanity.
01:30:31.000 Yeah, that's what the insane part about that is.
01:30:34.000 Elon actually posted about that.
01:30:35.000 Like, where's the money going?
01:30:37.000 Where's the money going if there's no victims?
01:30:40.000 If he didn't owe anybody any money, where's that money going?
01:30:43.000 Because there's no one person that's a claimant, right?
01:30:48.000 I hope he drops it off in fucking pennies right at Leticia James' front door and that fucking stupid judge.
01:30:55.000 I'm just fascinated by watching it all play out.
01:30:58.000 It's like they're doing it right in front of your face.
01:31:00.000 Right in front of your face.
01:31:01.000 Like a Banana Republic style prosecuting of your political opponents.
01:31:05.000 Framing them in the worst way possible.
01:31:08.000 Getting judges.
01:31:09.000 We tried to figure this out, and we tried to be as reasonable as possible.
01:31:12.000 Let's figure out how anybody could ever value Mar-a-Lago at $18 million.
01:31:16.000 Unbelievable.
01:31:17.000 Well, you go to Google right now, look at blank property and Palm Beach.
01:31:22.000 A couple acres will come up for $100 million on the water.
01:31:25.000 He's got property 18 acres on the water and the intercoastal.
01:31:28.000 Just the land alone is insanely, insanely valuable.
01:31:32.000 And then there's a palace on it.
01:31:35.000 For you to tell me that's only worth $18 million.
01:31:38.000 I'd buy three of those.
01:31:39.000 There's vacant land on Zillow.
01:31:41.000 Go to Zillow.
01:31:41.000 I would sell them highest to lowest price.
01:31:45.000 Bro.
01:31:45.000 Something will come up for $100 million, it's two acres.
01:31:47.000 I'm not even a real estate investor, but if I found that for sale for $18 million, I'd snatch that shit up and turn it right around.
01:31:54.000 Right.
01:31:54.000 You're crazy.
01:31:56.000 That's so biased to say that's $18 million, no matter what metric you're using.
01:32:01.000 That's insane.
01:32:02.000 It's been pretty much every day, every week, since this guy came down the escalator and announced he was running for president.
01:32:07.000 It's been nonstop, and I can confirm that because I got on board pretty early before he got the nomination publicly.
01:32:14.000 And I've had shit thrown at me at my level.
01:32:16.000 Just constantly nonstop.
01:32:19.000 This guy's took it every fucking day.
01:32:21.000 That's why we call him Teflon Don.
01:32:23.000 He is, in an odd way, the only president that didn't age.
01:32:29.000 They all rapidly age.
01:32:32.000 Dude, I golf with that fucker all the time, man.
01:32:34.000 Fucking unbelievable.
01:32:36.000 That guy doesn't miss a fairway.
01:32:37.000 Hits it 250 yards right down the freaking middle.
01:32:40.000 That's amazing.
01:32:41.000 It's incredible.
01:32:42.000 And that's his only form of exercise too, right?
01:32:45.000 He's so smart.
01:32:46.000 When he's talking numbers and different things in his memory, like everything, you're just like, man, it's mind boggling.
01:32:52.000 Really?
01:32:52.000 He's that smart.
01:32:54.000 Really is.
01:32:55.000 It's unbelievable.
01:32:56.000 Has there ever been a turnaround like that before where like so many people love the guy for his bombastic personality and then he becomes president and then they all hate him?
01:33:07.000 You know when it all started?
01:33:08.000 Well, see, the media would have you think that everyone hates him.
01:33:10.000 No, no.
01:33:11.000 Most people love him.
01:33:12.000 The reality is when you go to the UFC, I said when you, Tucker Carlson, him and Dana White walked in, it was like the Republican Avengers.
01:33:21.000 That's funny.
01:33:22.000 It was the most insane reaction.
01:33:25.000 It was like, they have a super team.
01:33:27.000 Where was that one at?
01:33:29.000 Well, I've seen you guys walking together multiple times.
01:33:32.000 New York, for sure.
01:33:33.000 Miami.
01:33:33.000 Miami was a big one.
01:33:34.000 But they were all nuts.
01:33:35.000 Yes.
01:33:36.000 New York was bananas.
01:33:38.000 Yes.
01:33:38.000 Bananas.
01:33:39.000 New York City.
01:33:39.000 New York City.
01:33:40.000 And that is a very diverse crowd, the UFC. Oh, yeah, man.
01:33:44.000 Oh, yeah.
01:33:44.000 The UFC is the most diverse crowd.
01:33:46.000 Look at Tucker smiling.
01:33:48.000 The UFC is filled with people from all walks of life.
01:33:51.000 There's a...
01:33:52.000 Giant lesbian fan population of the UFC. I got a huge lesbian fan base.
01:33:57.000 Do you really?
01:33:58.000 Yeah, because I had a couple of lesbians in my band.
01:34:00.000 We always joke, like back in the day, like the early days, like always be these fucking hot chicks in the front row showing their titties and shit, you know, just cool rock and roll shit.
01:34:08.000 And like, so I started, I started, I got a great friend in Toledo, Ohio, Dan McGurk.
01:34:15.000 And You know, he's got some issues.
01:34:19.000 And what do you call it?
01:34:21.000 Down syndrome or whatever.
01:34:22.000 And so he's posted a lot of things publicly.
01:34:25.000 You know, I kind of stopped doing Make-A-Wish and I kind of took him for life.
01:34:28.000 You know, he's my friend and I'm going to be with this kid forever.
01:34:31.000 Whether we go to a Pistons game or, you know, he comes to all the shows, anything like that.
01:34:37.000 But as a result of that and then having two lesbians in the band...
01:34:41.000 Like, me and my guitar player a couple years ago, we were sitting there jamming on stage, and we're like, boy, man, shit's changed.
01:34:46.000 And it's like three, four kids with Down syndrome in the front and like four lesbians like hanging out.
01:34:51.000 I'm like, wow.
01:34:52.000 The times they are changing.
01:34:55.000 Yeah.
01:34:57.000 They are, right?
01:34:59.000 You know, one of my favorite songs of yours that I play in my Green Room playlist is Run Off to L.A. Oh, shit.
01:35:06.000 Love that song.
01:35:07.000 That's a deep cut.
01:35:08.000 That's a fucking great song, dude.
01:35:10.000 That is a deep cut, but that's a great song.
01:35:12.000 One of those breakup songs.
01:35:13.000 Yeah, but it's also like...
01:35:16.000 There's so many guys that get got, you know?
01:35:20.000 To have a get the fuck out of here song, you know?
01:35:24.000 Don't be fucking with them Hollywood hoes.
01:35:26.000 Yeah.
01:35:26.000 Bro.
01:35:27.000 There's some predators.
01:35:28.000 Oh, man.
01:35:29.000 Learned my lesson.
01:35:30.000 I used to watch them move in on dudes at the Sky Bar.
01:35:34.000 Remember the Sky Bar?
01:35:35.000 Oh, yeah.
01:35:35.000 Yeah.
01:35:36.000 We would call them the Coyotes.
01:35:37.000 Because you could see these, like, really aggressive, hot Hollywood crazy ladies who would move in on these rich guys.
01:35:44.000 And I remember I was...
01:35:45.000 I was watching this bald, chubby guy getting seduced by this girl.
01:35:51.000 And then she goes, do you like coke?
01:35:55.000 And he's like, yeah, I like coke.
01:35:59.000 Yeah, okay.
01:36:00.000 And then I'm like, oh, she's got you.
01:36:03.000 She's got you, buddy.
01:36:05.000 She's going to be moving in soon.
01:36:08.000 She's going to be moving out your shit.
01:36:10.000 She's going to move in soon.
01:36:12.000 You're going to marry her.
01:36:14.000 Then she got you.
01:36:15.000 Done.
01:36:16.000 Yeah.
01:36:16.000 It's like gold digging is a real business model.
01:36:20.000 Just like those Nigerian princes.
01:36:22.000 Gold digging is an interpersonal way of...
01:36:27.000 Where crazy people can latch onto people's lives.
01:36:30.000 It's fascinating to watch.
01:36:31.000 No better place to do it than Hollywood, California.
01:36:34.000 It's crazy.
01:36:35.000 Because so many of these guys are like executives.
01:36:37.000 Back in the day, at least.
01:36:38.000 And they were killing it back then.
01:36:40.000 TV executives are out partying at the Monchon.
01:36:44.000 And the coyotes just move in.
01:36:47.000 I knew a bunch of dudes who lost a bunch of money.
01:36:49.000 My theory on Los Angeles or Hollywood is...
01:36:52.000 You get all these beautiful girls that migrate there, they want to make it at some level, want to do something.
01:36:58.000 So wherever, it doesn't matter where it is on earth, it doesn't have to be Hollywood, wherever there's a bunch of hot chicks, whether it's the local disco club in your town, wherever, there's a bunch of fucking greaseballs, a bunch of fucking kooks.
01:37:10.000 If there's a conglomerate of hot chicks hanging out in a concentrated area, It's a bunch of fucking weirdo dudes.
01:37:16.000 Just a bunch of fucking creeps.
01:37:19.000 That's five fucking dive bars.
01:37:21.000 Yeah.
01:37:23.000 So it's just being a proximity to hot chicks.
01:37:27.000 Yeah, it attracts every D-bag on earth.
01:37:31.000 That's probably true.
01:37:32.000 Yeah, if they know that hot chicks are definitely going to be there.
01:37:34.000 You don't ever remember going to popular clubs, different places, and just, you know, wow, there's a ton of hot chicks in there.
01:37:38.000 And you look around like, wow, there's a bunch of D-bags in here too.
01:37:42.000 I remember thinking of going, like when I was a kid and I first started going to clubs, like with my friends, go to a dance club or whatever, just being an idiot, like wearing Cavaricis and looking stupid, just trying to meet girls.
01:37:54.000 And all I could think of is like, this is like the least productive way ever to meet somebody.
01:38:00.000 Like I've never met anybody at one of these places.
01:38:02.000 It's always just me and my friends standing around, looking stupid.
01:38:07.000 Trying to figure out how to meet girls.
01:38:09.000 I didn't either until I fucking had a hit record.
01:38:11.000 Yeah.
01:38:12.000 I look like the same dirtball I look like now my whole life and like fucking couple hit records.
01:38:18.000 Well, that was fucking Brad Pitt.
01:38:19.000 You look hot.
01:38:20.000 Fucking God.
01:38:21.000 That sexy motherfucker.
01:38:22.000 Talent is the great equalizer.
01:38:25.000 It really is.
01:38:26.000 Talent is the great equalizer.
01:38:28.000 If you have talent, you could bat way above your head.
01:38:32.000 Confirmed.
01:38:35.000 It's everywhere.
01:38:36.000 You see it all throughout Hollywood.
01:38:37.000 It's interesting.
01:38:39.000 It's interesting.
01:38:40.000 It's interesting how that stuff works.
01:38:42.000 It's never gonna change.
01:38:44.000 No, it's never gonna change.
01:38:46.000 It's just...
01:38:46.000 You're always gonna have...
01:38:48.000 The whole thing about Hollywood, too, is that you have to be chosen.
01:38:51.000 Like, most of the people that are out there are out there to be chosen for something.
01:38:54.000 They're out to be chosen to get a record deal, or chosen to be on a sitcom, or chosen to be in a movie, or chosen to be on a show.
01:39:01.000 You have to be picked, so you're always trying to figure out how to be more...
01:39:05.000 How to fit in more.
01:39:06.000 But the more true talent, like raw dog talent you have, or whatever it is, like...
01:39:11.000 It starts to negate some of that stuff.
01:39:13.000 You still have to kiss the ring a little bit.
01:39:15.000 I always called it...
01:39:17.000 I always said, you know, when it came to radio, it was a whole fucking game to play to that shit.
01:39:21.000 I only had a couple radio hits.
01:39:23.000 I always say I was willing to tickle some balls, but I would not insert penis in mouth.
01:39:29.000 That's kind of my...
01:39:30.000 Do you think that's why...
01:39:31.000 Because you had so many hit songs.
01:39:34.000 But they weren't necessarily radio hits, is that what you're saying?
01:39:37.000 Yeah.
01:39:38.000 Well, MTV was huge for me.
01:39:39.000 So that was even a better outlet than radio, but I've never had number one song in America.
01:39:44.000 I was never willing to do the fucking shit to get it there.
01:39:48.000 All over the world where I didn't have to do anything, yeah.
01:39:50.000 We're number one in seven countries or something.
01:39:53.000 But yeah, my feeling was always like, okay, we have to at some level when we're getting this big chance, you know, after I'd been knocked down this, that, and the other, and finally got my big record deal in like 1997. I was like, okay, this is do or die.
01:40:07.000 I have to play a little bit of this game.
01:40:09.000 It was one of my most successful record because that's kind of what I did.
01:40:13.000 And it worked.
01:40:14.000 And then after that, my philosophy was like, you know, I came out with Picture and they're like, this is going to kill your career.
01:40:19.000 You put on a fucking country song.
01:40:22.000 That's also on my Spotify.
01:40:23.000 They literally told me it's going to kill my fucking career.
01:40:25.000 Oh, that's so crazy.
01:40:27.000 That's a great song, man.
01:40:28.000 Yeah, thank you.
01:40:29.000 My mindset at that point was, I want to try to make classic records.
01:40:33.000 Not hits.
01:40:35.000 You know, something that'll stick around.
01:40:36.000 And it's hard to nail it.
01:40:38.000 You know, I probably made a thousand songs.
01:40:39.000 There's arguably, you know, a handful of fucking great ones in there.
01:40:43.000 You know, it's like being a photographer.
01:40:45.000 You take a thousand pictures, you hope you get five good ones.
01:40:48.000 Dude, you got a lot of bangers.
01:40:49.000 But I love picture.
01:40:51.000 Cheryl Crow.
01:40:53.000 That voice.
01:40:55.000 She can sing.
01:40:56.000 God damn.
01:40:57.000 She can say.
01:40:58.000 There's some emotion in that voice.
01:41:00.000 Very talented.
01:41:01.000 Our politics don't line up so well these days.
01:41:03.000 I would imagine not.
01:41:04.000 Are you still friendly?
01:41:06.000 We're still friendly.
01:41:07.000 We don't talk as much.
01:41:08.000 Doesn't that suck?
01:41:10.000 Yeah, we've...
01:41:11.000 It sucks.
01:41:12.000 We sat down recently.
01:41:13.000 We were talking about gun control.
01:41:15.000 Oh, no.
01:41:17.000 Yeah.
01:41:18.000 And I'm like, Cheryl, I hear...
01:41:19.000 She's like, no one in this town will...
01:41:21.000 You know, country artists will talk to me about this.
01:41:23.000 And I'm like, yeah, if you want gun control, you should move back to L.A. or New York City.
01:41:27.000 It's very prevalent there.
01:41:29.000 That's just not kind of the Tennessee way of life.
01:41:31.000 I was like...
01:41:32.000 And the scary thing about it is like...
01:41:34.000 I could say like, okay, common sense gun law, if we actually had one to keep guns out of mentally disturbed people, I could take a serious look at that.
01:41:42.000 And I know the NRA is going to be all over for that.
01:41:45.000 I don't fucking care.
01:41:46.000 I can honestly take a serious look at that.
01:41:48.000 But the problem that I see in it is as soon as this common sense gun law is passed, written up by attorneys and people in politics that none of us can really understand, they throw in some mumbo jumbo.
01:42:00.000 The first thing that's going to happen is...
01:42:02.000 Did you see that crazy shit Kid Rock was saying?
01:42:05.000 Blackout drunk in his honky-tonk?
01:42:07.000 He's not mentally stable when you take his guns away.
01:42:10.000 You know what I mean?
01:42:10.000 It's like, where does that line get crossed back and forth, one side or the other?
01:42:16.000 That's the problem with the common sense law.
01:42:18.000 It's like, everybody doesn't have fucking common sense.
01:42:21.000 That's a very good point.
01:42:22.000 It's also a very good point that you can get experts to lie.
01:42:25.000 We saw that during COVID. Yep.
01:42:27.000 You can get experts to lie.
01:42:28.000 And if you have mental health experts that decide that you're unstable, For a political reason.
01:42:33.000 For any reason.
01:42:34.000 I could go out and find 10 people, a conglomerate of 10 people that hate Joe Rogan.
01:42:38.000 Yeah, easy.
01:42:39.000 And get them to all...
01:42:40.000 You could say I'm mentally unstable, for sure.
01:42:41.000 Get the same shit together.
01:42:42.000 I probably admitted to being mentally unstable in some way.
01:42:46.000 But it's not...
01:42:47.000 You can't let people define that.
01:42:49.000 Because...
01:42:51.000 You're going to get people that are just using it to take away your rights.
01:42:55.000 And then once they have that, now they've pushed past a certain line, they're going to push even further.
01:43:00.000 It might get to a point where you're not allowed to have knives anymore.
01:43:04.000 It might get to a point where you can't have a sword in your house.
01:43:08.000 What was their argument for years?
01:43:09.000 Why would you need an AR-15 with a 30 round clip, right?
01:43:12.000 Yeah.
01:43:13.000 Well, 30 people breaking into your house.
01:43:15.000 One word answer.
01:43:16.000 Israel.
01:43:17.000 Right.
01:43:18.000 It's a great, great answer.
01:43:20.000 You know, that was one of the craziest things I saw somebody tweet about Ukraine.
01:43:23.000 All you people with AR-15s you should be donating them to Ukraine.
01:43:27.000 Like, do you not see what the fuck you're saying?
01:43:32.000 We know that this is a real possibility with human beings, that they can invade places and shoot people up.
01:43:39.000 That's a real thing.
01:43:40.000 You want us to be unprepared?
01:43:41.000 Why?
01:43:43.000 How do we protect our politicians so well and our courthouses and everything else?
01:43:47.000 We can't do this for our schools?
01:43:49.000 These anti-gun politicians are being protected by people with guns.
01:43:53.000 Brave people with guns.
01:43:54.000 And they live behind gates and walls.
01:43:56.000 Exactly.
01:43:56.000 And they're protected.
01:43:57.000 And they're getting away with pushing this nutty agenda.
01:44:01.000 And what you need is better law enforcement.
01:44:05.000 Better trained, more law enforcement.
01:44:07.000 But the problem is...
01:44:08.000 Who wants to be a fucking cop these days?
01:44:10.000 Yeah.
01:44:11.000 They've made that a popular sport.
01:44:12.000 Yeah, they fucked that up hard.
01:44:14.000 Gosh.
01:44:14.000 It'll be a long time before that recovery.
01:44:16.000 I'm not saying every cop's good.
01:44:17.000 There's good and bad in everything, as we all know, that have a smidge of common sense.
01:44:21.000 Everything.
01:44:21.000 You're going to get bad actors in anything, anything, anything.
01:44:25.000 Anything in life.
01:44:26.000 But overall...
01:44:27.000 When your kid can't breathe and you call 911 and that cop shows up.
01:44:30.000 Yes.
01:44:31.000 Or someone's holding someone hostage.
01:44:35.000 Or you need someone rescued.
01:44:36.000 Or there's a real problem.
01:44:38.000 Someone's shooting up a store.
01:44:40.000 Shooting up a school and you see those cops in Nashville go running in there that were trained in the military.
01:44:45.000 Exactly.
01:44:45.000 Not knowing what they're going to face.
01:44:47.000 God bless them.
01:44:48.000 Exactly.
01:44:48.000 And those are the kind of people that you should fucking praise.
01:44:52.000 That's most cops.
01:44:54.000 And it's not the private schools.
01:44:56.000 My granddaughter goes to a private school.
01:44:57.000 They have security there.
01:44:58.000 They're taking precautions.
01:44:59.000 What about the people that can't afford private school, which is the majority of this country?
01:45:03.000 Yeah.
01:45:04.000 You know, what are we doing for them?
01:45:06.000 Politicians all talk about it like...
01:45:08.000 Well, there's also certain ideological aspects of shooters that they don't talk about.
01:45:13.000 Like, they didn't want to release that trans shooter's manifesto.
01:45:17.000 Because it's like this really crazy, anti-white, anti, like...
01:45:22.000 It was a weird manifesto.
01:45:24.000 The same way just in Kansas City.
01:45:26.000 They didn't want to say who the shooters were.
01:45:28.000 Right.
01:45:28.000 And what's her name was on Bill Maher the other night, Ann Coulter.
01:45:31.000 She's like, I can guarantee it wasn't two white guys.
01:45:33.000 Because they would have known.
01:45:34.000 They would have had them all over the news.
01:45:36.000 And unfortunately, that's fucking true.
01:45:38.000 It's 100% true.
01:45:39.000 And anybody that denies it, it doesn't matter if you're right or left, you know that's a fact.
01:45:43.000 This is not...
01:45:44.000 And it's fucked up.
01:45:44.000 We need to catch these shooters.
01:45:46.000 Yeah.
01:45:46.000 We need to catch these bad actors.
01:45:47.000 You need to give me the ultimate description of them.
01:45:50.000 Yeah.
01:45:50.000 You know?
01:45:52.000 He had a shaved head.
01:45:54.000 Right.
01:45:54.000 You know?
01:45:54.000 Oh, that's it.
01:45:55.000 40s to 50s wearing a gray sweatshirt.
01:45:58.000 Yeah.
01:45:58.000 You know what I mean?
01:45:59.000 Looked like he was high.
01:46:00.000 Yeah.
01:46:01.000 Yeah, you can't just say two men.
01:46:04.000 No.
01:46:04.000 Trying to keep a PC politically fucking correct.
01:46:07.000 Show the fucking pictures.
01:46:08.000 How quickly did they have the pictures?
01:46:10.000 How quickly did they know?
01:46:11.000 Probably within an hour.
01:46:13.000 Yeah.
01:46:13.000 Yeah, it's a weird time, man.
01:46:15.000 It's like people are scared of reporting the truth because they're going to be called racist.
01:46:20.000 It's so strange.
01:46:21.000 And you're transphobic if you're talking about the fact that these shooters are trans.
01:46:25.000 Like, how many of them in a row?
01:46:27.000 How many of them in a row?
01:46:28.000 I'm checking all the boxes for the extreme left wing.
01:46:32.000 Right?
01:46:33.000 It's nuts.
01:46:34.000 I'm a racist fucking Nazi.
01:46:38.000 You fucking laugh when you hear half this shit.
01:46:40.000 I know.
01:46:40.000 It's nuts, man.
01:46:40.000 Anybody that opposes them in any way, shape, or form is far right.
01:46:44.000 But you think about it, it actually is Nazi shit.
01:46:47.000 What is it, Goebbels or Goebbels or whatever?
01:46:49.000 You know, tell a lie a thousand times, it becomes the truth.
01:46:52.000 It's also, you should be vehemently opposed to this, no matter what your political ideology is.
01:46:57.000 You should be vehemently opposed to gaslighting from anybody.
01:47:01.000 That your side should win because they have the best argument.
01:47:04.000 They shouldn't win because they're full of shit.
01:47:06.000 That's dangerous.
01:47:07.000 It's dangerous to everybody.
01:47:08.000 And the fact that we're all just trying to sort this out in real time as a country, and so many people are skeptical of the news now, so you don't know where the fuck to turn for the truth.
01:47:16.000 Well, they're skeptical of the news.
01:47:18.000 A lot of people are skeptical of, you know, the CIA and FBI, like, institutions that have been there to protect us and serve us for years, and our judges and prosecutors.
01:47:27.000 And we're like...
01:47:28.000 Everyone's being exposed.
01:47:30.000 At least say what you are.
01:47:32.000 That's why I don't...
01:47:36.000 I don't care, you know, that people know who I am and where I stand because I know where other people stand around me.
01:47:43.000 And it's the oldest cliche, you know who your friends are.
01:47:46.000 I know who my friends and my family are.
01:47:48.000 The world that I have, I'm so blessed to have.
01:47:50.000 And I don't need to try to play both sides of the fence to, you know, be in Hollywood's good graces.
01:47:56.000 As David Spade said, he's like, dude, you're like Hollywood's fucking kryptonite.
01:48:02.000 But good for you, man.
01:48:04.000 Good for you for being yourself.
01:48:06.000 The world needs more people just being themselves.
01:48:08.000 You're a good dude, man.
01:48:10.000 I don't nail it every time.
01:48:11.000 I've said things out of line that in a different day and age I would probably have apologized for, but in this day and age, no fucking way.
01:48:19.000 You're a good dude, man.
01:48:20.000 You really are.
01:48:21.000 You really are.
01:48:22.000 You've always been a good dude.
01:48:23.000 You're always cool to be around and you're cool to everybody.
01:48:26.000 You're always friendly to everybody.
01:48:28.000 When I went to your house, I brought some friends.
01:48:31.000 You're just cool to everybody, man.
01:48:33.000 That's what really matters in life.
01:48:36.000 This idea that you're supposed to be hated because you have a different political opinion than someone else is so dumb.
01:48:42.000 It's so dumb.
01:48:43.000 Can we just look at who the people are?
01:48:45.000 Can we look at who the people are and let's debate which is the right idea in terms of what to do with the economy or what to do with...
01:48:53.000 The environment, or what to do with all these things.
01:48:55.000 That should be what we're all concerned about.
01:48:57.000 Absolutely.
01:48:58.000 To have everything be so fucking, these people are evil, and these people are the future, and this is the death of democracy if you go that way, and it's a, shut the fuck up.
01:49:07.000 You people are freaking everybody out.
01:49:09.000 Exactly.
01:49:09.000 You people are freaking everybody out, and I don't think you're right.
01:49:12.000 And you weren't right when he was in office.
01:49:14.000 What happened?
01:49:15.000 Where was the end of the world?
01:49:16.000 The guy was in office for four years.
01:49:18.000 Where was the wars?
01:49:19.000 Oh, we didn't start any new wars.
01:49:21.000 Exactly.
01:49:21.000 The whole thing is nuts, man.
01:49:24.000 During the Biden administration, the disastrous pullout of Afghanistan, you realize that all the shit that he wouldn't have done, he wouldn't have done it that way.
01:49:32.000 He would have asked those guys, he would have asked the generals, like, how to do this.
01:49:37.000 Absolutely.
01:49:37.000 And do it the right way.
01:49:39.000 Absolutely.
01:49:40.000 Yeah, they should get out of there, but they're probably going to have to maintain some force there, otherwise the Taliban's going to take over, like they did.
01:49:47.000 Take him a month.
01:49:48.000 Fucking duh.
01:49:49.000 And then you left all the tanks because it's too expensive to get him out of there?
01:49:53.000 I saw Trump talking about that, like how insane that was.
01:49:56.000 That he left behind all the military equipment.
01:49:58.000 It's billions of dollars.
01:50:01.000 Why are we sending money to countries that hate us?
01:50:04.000 How could you ever imagine a scenario where it makes sense to leave a hostile military group like the Taliban tanks?
01:50:15.000 What?
01:50:17.000 Insanity.
01:50:17.000 And it's almost like you know we're going to have to go back and you'd like them to be a little more well armed this time.
01:50:25.000 So then we could have a real war war.
01:50:28.000 Like a bigger war war.
01:50:29.000 Like a war war with two armies.
01:50:30.000 So then if we lose some people, then you can really justify spending much more money.
01:50:36.000 To buy, like, better shit!
01:50:38.000 To fuck those people up with our old shit, our old shit.
01:50:40.000 Well, unfortunately, some of that might come back to haunt us here, and I hate to put that out in the universe, but it's, you know, with this border being open, we know there's bad actors here.
01:50:48.000 We know it's not if.
01:50:50.000 They would have to.
01:50:51.000 You would have to do that, if you could.
01:50:53.000 I mean, if ISIS is real, we know it is, if they're doing their job, they would sneak in.
01:50:59.000 They already have.
01:51:00.000 Why wouldn't you sneak in?
01:51:01.000 They're already here.
01:51:03.000 They're already here, unfortunately.
01:51:04.000 Let's put on the tinfoil hats.
01:51:06.000 Why are they allowing the border to be open like this?
01:51:08.000 It's insanity.
01:51:09.000 I don't know.
01:51:10.000 To get votes for the Democratic Party?
01:51:13.000 I have no idea.
01:51:14.000 I can't answer that question.
01:51:15.000 It seems insane to me.
01:51:17.000 We want great migrants to come here.
01:51:19.000 Yes, it's the foundation of our country.
01:51:21.000 I know so many good ones that fucking work hard, that we're working on my house to build it, to do different things here and there.
01:51:27.000 Friends.
01:51:28.000 You know what I mean?
01:51:29.000 We need workers like this.
01:51:31.000 We just want them to come through legally.
01:51:33.000 I know I sound like a broken record.
01:51:34.000 It should be a better vetting process that allows people to come in legally.
01:51:38.000 But also, you have to vet people.
01:51:40.000 You can't just let terrorists through.
01:51:41.000 If you really care about security.
01:51:43.000 So this is my question.
01:51:44.000 And this is where I get, when I get really conspiratorial, when the weed kicks in, when you get real conspiratorial, I start thinking about all these things that are happening.
01:51:52.000 The decline of California.
01:51:54.000 The fucking tents in the streets.
01:51:56.000 The fact that they know they can clean it up, but they choose not to.
01:51:59.000 They cleaned it up when G.G.Pain came to San Francisco.
01:52:02.000 You saw that, right?
01:52:02.000 I saw that.
01:52:03.000 So, who would be...
01:52:05.000 Why would anybody want it to continue in the same direction that's continuing?
01:52:13.000 Because it seems to be deteriorating.
01:52:14.000 It doesn't seem to be improving.
01:52:16.000 Who, other than someone, who would want America to fail?
01:52:20.000 Well, the other question is like, okay, Trump handled it.
01:52:25.000 To the best of his ability with the tools he had in his toolbox.
01:52:29.000 Biden now has that same toolbox.
01:52:31.000 And he keeps saying, well, Congress won't give me the money.
01:52:34.000 They won't pass.
01:52:34.000 And why the fuck is that going on, too?
01:52:36.000 They put three things in one bill.
01:52:38.000 They put Ukraine in the border wall.
01:52:42.000 Border wall and Israel.
01:52:44.000 Aid to Israel.
01:52:44.000 They put those three.
01:52:45.000 Why the fuck are these not separate bills to vote on?
01:52:48.000 Because they're all trying to throw their fucking bullshit in there.
01:52:51.000 And that's both sides do that.
01:52:53.000 Yeah, they both do that.
01:52:54.000 They both should cut that crap out.
01:52:55.000 It's like, we're going to vote on the fucking border wall, have it be the fucking border wall, and that's it.
01:53:01.000 Don't fucking try to piggyback Ukraine and Israel into there.
01:53:04.000 Those should be separate bills on their own.
01:53:06.000 Well, not only that, how much are they required to know about the bills they're signing?
01:53:11.000 Because some of those bills are enormous.
01:53:14.000 Attorneys have fucked this country up beyond belief.
01:53:17.000 Some of those bills, unless you spent a long time going through them and also referred to them...
01:53:25.000 If you're even educated enough to decipher the lingo, the wording, the definitions...
01:53:30.000 You don't think a lawyer can spin something around?
01:53:33.000 100%.
01:53:33.000 That's what I was saying.
01:53:34.000 I was going to say, and consult with people that are experts in whatever the fuck they're talking about.
01:53:38.000 They should be written two-page bills, two-to-five-to-ten-page bills in layman's terms that anybody with a high school degree can fucking decipher.
01:53:46.000 Period.
01:53:47.000 Why don't they make that a law?
01:53:48.000 So we can all read them and understand them.
01:53:51.000 The fact that they sandwich all kinds of shit inside bills is just nuts.
01:53:55.000 That should be illegal.
01:53:57.000 Completely.
01:53:58.000 You're sneaking stuff in there that allows for mass surveillance.
01:54:01.000 And Trump pulled their pants down on that.
01:54:03.000 Yeah.
01:54:04.000 Trump did that.
01:54:05.000 And make no mistake, there's plenty of fucking the Republican establishment that hate him too.
01:54:10.000 He's fighting them as well.
01:54:11.000 Because he's like, you guys are full of shit over here too.
01:54:15.000 He's telling so many people up there in D.C., you're full of fucking shit.
01:54:19.000 He goes, I'm going to run this like a fucking business.
01:54:21.000 And I'm going to win.
01:54:22.000 He likes to win.
01:54:23.000 He loves to win so much that I want him fighting for this country because he wants to fucking win.
01:54:31.000 I want him on my team.
01:54:32.000 Period.
01:54:34.000 I like it.
01:54:35.000 I like your passion for this, Kid Rock.
01:54:38.000 This Mitch McConnell guy is the most amazing one.
01:54:41.000 He won't step down.
01:54:42.000 Once again!
01:54:42.000 He keeps freezing up.
01:54:44.000 He froze up again.
01:54:45.000 Yeah!
01:54:45.000 This guy's locked up like three times.
01:54:47.000 I don't get it.
01:54:48.000 Or he just locks up.
01:54:49.000 Like, if he was doing any other job, they would stop.
01:54:53.000 They would stop him.
01:54:54.000 They'd say, you're going to have to retire.
01:54:56.000 You can't.
01:54:57.000 You just lock up.
01:54:58.000 If I lost my voice or some ability to do what I... Well, if he just locked up, we couldn't talk to you.
01:55:03.000 Right.
01:55:03.000 Forget about losing your voice.
01:55:05.000 What if you did it?
01:55:06.000 Would you still come on here?
01:55:07.000 I'm Joe Rogan!
01:55:10.000 I'm still trying to...
01:55:11.000 No, you'd be like, you know what, I had a good run.
01:55:13.000 Yeah, you'd have to stop.
01:55:16.000 Stop doing that.
01:55:17.000 Whenever they get him in front of the podium, the dude just locks up.
01:55:20.000 I just feel like sometimes we're having like the dumbest conversation because it's like we're repeating a lot of things and it's all to me boils down to common sense.
01:55:28.000 You know what I wonder about Mitch McConnell too though?
01:55:29.000 He's probably guilty of some serious shit.
01:55:31.000 I wonder if like he's doing the Vincent de Chin gigante thing.
01:55:34.000 What's that?
01:55:35.000 Vincent de Chin was this mob leader that would pretend he was crazy.
01:55:39.000 So he'd walk around with like a bathrobe and slippers and he'd shuffle around the street like a crazy person.
01:55:44.000 And his dons would meet him or his...
01:55:47.000 The old rope-a-dope.
01:55:48.000 Exactly.
01:55:49.000 So all of his bosses would, you know, all the guys under him would meet him and they would go walking.
01:55:55.000 And so what the FBI did was they put these...
01:55:58.000 Recording devices and all the hubcaps of all the cars on the street They parked their own cars there and so they recorded them as he was walking and then they knew he wasn't actually crazy because he's really running the mob But he did it by pretend so master of deceit if they're coming after Vince or what's his name?
01:56:17.000 What the fuck's his name?
01:56:18.000 Oh McConnell yeah McConnell if he's uh pretending to be locking up that'd be a good move like if you think the shit's coming down you think he's that good of an actor I All I have to do is this.
01:56:30.000 I could do that.
01:56:31.000 I could fake lock up.
01:56:33.000 You could do a straight face.
01:56:34.000 Oh, good.
01:56:35.000 In front of a bunch of cameras.
01:56:36.000 I'd lock up.
01:56:37.000 If I knew I was going to go to jail, it was...
01:56:39.000 If I locked up like that and sat there like that for a minute, I would make sure I had, like, a huge fart on deck.
01:56:45.000 Right.
01:56:45.000 Just stand there.
01:56:46.000 Everyone's like, oh, no, oh, no.
01:56:47.000 You're like...
01:56:51.000 You're never beating fart jokes.
01:56:53.000 No.
01:56:53.000 Imagine someone doing that as president.
01:56:56.000 Hold up.
01:56:56.000 Like Joey Diaz style.
01:56:57.000 Grabbing the mic.
01:56:59.000 Joey Diaz has done that on stage.
01:57:01.000 He grabs a mic and puts it in his ass and farts.
01:57:04.000 You cramped up?
01:57:06.000 Oh no.
01:57:07.000 On your leg?
01:57:07.000 How much water have I drank?
01:57:09.000 Do you take electrolytes?
01:57:11.000 I do.
01:57:11.000 I drink the fucking hydrogen water.
01:57:13.000 Really?
01:57:13.000 You do everything?
01:57:14.000 I do all that shit.
01:57:15.000 Somebody told me once...
01:57:16.000 Red light, saunas, cold tubs, fucking intermittent fast, fucking cardio.
01:57:20.000 Fuck yeah.
01:57:21.000 Fucking Kaiser Gym equipment, circuit train.
01:57:23.000 Let's go.
01:57:23.000 Let's go.
01:57:25.000 Somebody told me once that if you get a cramp in your leg, you should actually pinch down on your tongue and it's a pressure point.
01:57:31.000 Oh shit, if it comes back...
01:57:32.000 Yeah, I've tried it.
01:57:33.000 I think it might work.
01:57:35.000 I'm not sure though.
01:57:36.000 It might just be in my head.
01:57:38.000 You know?
01:57:39.000 The worst is foot cramps.
01:57:42.000 When your foot locks up.
01:57:44.000 They say to eat potassium, too.
01:57:46.000 Eat it?
01:57:46.000 They say potassium, like grab a banana or something like that.
01:57:49.000 I very rarely get cramps, because I drink a lot of electrolytes now.
01:57:52.000 I do, too.
01:57:53.000 I mean, I've drank four or five cups of water.
01:57:55.000 I didn't used to do it at all.
01:57:57.000 I never drank them.
01:57:58.000 For years.
01:57:59.000 And years and years, I just worked out and drank water.
01:58:01.000 And then, when I started drinking electrolytes, I was like, oh my god, this is such a game changer.
01:58:05.000 Let me ask you a health question.
01:58:06.000 How do you get...
01:58:08.000 I've been meaning to hit Dane on this.
01:58:10.000 How do you get protein, the best protein, without the calories?
01:58:14.000 Why are you scared of calories?
01:58:17.000 Just because I don't want to bulk up.
01:58:19.000 I just want to stay thin.
01:58:21.000 Well, a high-protein diet is probably one of the best ways to stay thin.
01:58:24.000 I eat a lot of protein.
01:58:26.000 I just don't eat it after I work out right away.
01:58:28.000 I haven't been.
01:58:29.000 Well, you don't have to.
01:58:30.000 Because I don't eat until 1, then I stop at 6 or 7 o'clock.
01:58:34.000 I mean, you're not a fucking professional athlete.
01:58:36.000 You don't have to eat right after you work out.
01:58:39.000 It's the best way to get optimal performance is to, you know, get some glucose into your muscles.
01:58:44.000 Most people think carbohydrates after workouts are really good.
01:58:47.000 But if you're on, like, a high-protein diet...
01:58:50.000 One of the things that happens if you're on a carnivore diet, specifically, you don't crave as much food.
01:58:55.000 You don't eat as much.
01:58:57.000 I don't eat as much just from doing the intermittent fasting.
01:58:59.000 I kind of do it on one of the weekends or when I go out to dinner periodically.
01:59:02.000 I do it so I can do that.
01:59:04.000 I eat a lot of raw vegetables, the right fruit, and then a lot of salmon, chicken, steak.
01:59:09.000 You should be careful with some raw vegetables.
01:59:12.000 Really?
01:59:12.000 I eat a ton of raw vegetables.
01:59:14.000 You get oxalates.
01:59:16.000 The thing about raw vegetables, especially when you blend them up in smoothies and shit...
01:59:22.000 No, no, I eat them raw.
01:59:23.000 I use tzatziki.
01:59:25.000 A little tzatziki if I want some flavor.
01:59:26.000 I mean, you're probably not eating enough that it's going to be a real problem, but for people that get blended smoothies of raw vegetables, especially raw leafy greens, they say that when you cook them, it actually is more bioavailable and it gets rid of the oxalates.
01:59:40.000 You could get it out of the vegetable.
01:59:44.000 But I know people that have drank a lot of smoothies, like green smoothies, and developed kidney stones and shit.
01:59:49.000 It becomes a bit of an issue for some folks.
01:59:52.000 I don't know why.
01:59:53.000 It might be a genetic thing.
01:59:54.000 I do smoothies.
01:59:55.000 It's protein.
01:59:56.000 Oh, really?
01:59:57.000 Yeah.
01:59:57.000 The reno acid's protein.
01:59:59.000 I'm addicted to Jocko's proteins.
02:00:01.000 Jocko's got this stuff called Molk.
02:00:04.000 It's fucking delicious.
02:00:05.000 It's so good.
02:00:06.000 I'm addicted to it.
02:00:07.000 I just keep drinking them.
02:00:08.000 Okay.
02:00:09.000 Even when I don't need it, I drink it.
02:00:12.000 But you don't need to worry about what's high calories.
02:00:18.000 The real high calorie things are the things you shouldn't be eating anyway if you're trying to lose weight, like pizza, spaghetti.
02:00:23.000 I like to drink my beer.
02:00:25.000 Oh, that's a lot of calories.
02:00:26.000 That's usually only one or two nights a week, depending if I'm working or not, but weekends.
02:00:30.000 That's usually only one good night, but I can drink some fucking beer.
02:00:33.000 I bet you can drink some fucking beer.
02:00:34.000 I can drink some beer.
02:00:35.000 And I enjoy that, and I'm not fucking stopping.
02:00:37.000 Well, then maintain.
02:00:39.000 I do.
02:00:40.000 I'm maintaining good.
02:00:41.000 Yeah, but don't worry about calories for food.
02:00:43.000 The food calories you need.
02:00:45.000 I was just talking about after working out at 30, you're supposed to have protein pretty quick.
02:00:49.000 You should.
02:00:49.000 You should have carbohydrates and protein after you work out.
02:00:53.000 I like to eat some fruit after I work out.
02:00:55.000 I like to eat fruit before I work out, too.
02:00:56.000 That's kind of the only time I ever eat fruit.
02:01:00.000 I've been trying to eat the right fruit, blueberries, melons.
02:01:02.000 Blueberries are great.
02:01:03.000 Wash them though.
02:01:05.000 I eat a ton of blueberries.
02:01:05.000 Yep.
02:01:05.000 Wash the shit out of them.
02:01:07.000 That's the thing.
02:01:07.000 You've got to worry about foods.
02:01:09.000 Like what the fuck is being sprayed on your food?
02:01:11.000 How good of a job they do at cleaning it up before it got to the grocery store shelves.
02:01:14.000 I'm sure we've got two freezers full of fucking elk and venison.
02:01:18.000 We've got chickens for our fresh eggs.
02:01:21.000 We're pretty good about that stuff.
02:01:22.000 And very fortunate to be able to afford it.
02:01:26.000 Because we joke, even if we shop at Whole Foods, we nickname it Whole Paycheck.
02:01:31.000 Yeah, it's brutal.
02:01:32.000 And it's also like I've had people on like the guy from White Oaks Pastures who explained that whole grass-fed thing and then also that it's a US product even if the cows are grown in another country.
02:01:47.000 Did you know that?
02:01:48.000 No.
02:01:48.000 They can grow cattle in another country, kill it in another country, ship it to America, and then if they cut it up and put it on the shelf then it's a product of the USA. Makes no sense.
02:02:02.000 But it's wild.
02:02:03.000 So they're labeling it like a product of the USA when it's a cow from another country.
02:02:11.000 That's a whole other conundrum of trying to just fucking see through the bullshit on food labels.
02:02:16.000 You know how much research you have to do?
02:02:18.000 And then you fucking start googling this shit.
02:02:20.000 You don't know what the fuck to believe there.
02:02:22.000 And the worst thing you do is like, you know, I have a headache.
02:02:25.000 You start Googling like WebMD headache and it's like, you're dying!
02:02:28.000 You're fucked!
02:02:30.000 You know, it freaks y'all out.
02:02:31.000 Yeah.
02:02:34.000 Fuck.
02:02:38.000 Let me tell you about these fucking shows we're doing.
02:02:40.000 Tell me about these shows, Kid Rock.
02:02:42.000 So, I'm fucking actually excited about this shit.
02:02:44.000 Doing a huge schedule this year.
02:02:46.000 Nine shows.
02:02:48.000 Which is kind of like my number.
02:02:49.000 I like to do nine or ten.
02:02:51.000 But this year, the big one is called Rock the Country.
02:02:54.000 And it's a two-day festival with me, one night, Jason Aldean, one night, and cast of characters from Miranda Lambert to Hank Jr., Skinner, Bradley Gilbert, Travis Tritt, on down.
02:03:06.000 And so we're doing these in very small towns like Ocala, Florida and Mobile, Alabama and Gonzales, Louisiana.
02:03:14.000 Just in these fucking fields.
02:03:16.000 And this is like...
02:03:17.000 So I own part of this festival.
02:03:20.000 And it's this place for fucking people who love music, love freedom, and love fucking America.
02:03:27.000 Which I'm not sure that they have one of these anywhere.
02:03:30.000 It's like a...
02:03:31.000 Two-day festival for the people.
02:03:33.000 Rock the country.
02:03:34.000 It's like everyone's welcome, but you're probably not going to see a whole lot of blue hair and nose rings there.
02:03:39.000 Right.
02:03:41.000 And so I'm super excited about that.
02:03:44.000 You're essentially doing like...
02:03:46.000 Dude, Ocala, Florida, there's 26,000 tickets sold already.
02:03:50.000 Ocala, fucking Florida.
02:03:52.000 That's incredible.
02:03:53.000 And we're going to these towns, you know, and there's...
02:03:54.000 And we got RV stuff, and, you know, you can camp out of your car and stuff like that, and VIP experiences and all that shit, but...
02:04:00.000 It really, you know, when they approached me about this, and, you know, having a piece of it in perpetuity, you know, it's made me do shit like this, go out and, like...
02:04:08.000 It excites me to go out and do things now...
02:04:12.000 Rather than just go tour and make money, okay?
02:04:14.000 I've been blessed to be able to do that.
02:04:16.000 That doesn't excite me, you know?
02:04:17.000 It always excites me to play, but to do something like this a little outside of the box and create this space, because make no mistake, all the shenanigans and experiences we're going to have here, the people are going to fucking make it.
02:04:28.000 The people, because you know they're coming red, white, and blue.
02:04:31.000 They're coming with their bag of shit, this, that, and the other.
02:04:33.000 Like, it's going to be a fucking shit show.
02:04:35.000 The greatest shit show on earth.
02:04:37.000 So I'm looking forward to that.
02:04:39.000 And then we're doing Kid Rock's Rockin' Rodeo at AT&T Stadium in Dallas.
02:04:45.000 Yeah.
02:04:47.000 The night before the PBR World Finals, bull riding.
02:04:50.000 I've really, in the last several years, gotten into...
02:04:53.000 Started with rodeos and bull riding.
02:04:55.000 We played a lot of those through the years.
02:04:56.000 Calgary Stampede and Cheyenne Frontier Days.
02:04:59.000 And, you know, of course, the Houston Rodeo.
02:05:01.000 And I wanted to take rodeo to the next level.
02:05:03.000 So we've created six teams.
02:05:06.000 So it's team competition rodeo.
02:05:08.000 So, like, you know, the ropers are going to be going head-to-head rather than just timing them.
02:05:12.000 And then I'm going to open the show rather than have, you know, usually it's the rodeo and then you play music.
02:05:17.000 Right now the way I'm trying to format it is I open with a big number, like kind of an award show type thing.
02:05:22.000 I'm really going to put some fucking time and effort into it.
02:05:25.000 And then, you know, we'll do the rodeo, have some music.
02:05:27.000 For entertainment in between, I've been gunning for this one and I think we found it.
02:05:32.000 We want to do some entertainment in between, you know, trick riders and, you know, six shooters and stuff like that.
02:05:37.000 But I think we found two midgets that are going to ride mini bulls.
02:05:43.000 Fucking mic drop.
02:05:46.000 You could still do that today.
02:05:48.000 Fucking mic drop.
02:05:49.000 And then, of course, we're doing Kid Rock's Comedy Jam.
02:05:52.000 I think it's third year?
02:05:54.000 Third or fourth year?
02:05:54.000 Who's on that?
02:05:55.000 I don't know yet.
02:05:57.000 Brian from Zany's.
02:05:59.000 I know Chris Porter will be there, my old friend.
02:06:04.000 Gillis did it the first year.
02:06:06.000 Donald Rawlings.
02:06:08.000 We've had some great people.
02:06:09.000 Eleanor Kerrigan.
02:06:11.000 I'm a fucking comedy groupie.
02:06:14.000 If I didn't have shit to do tomorrow, I'd be up at your show, hanging out in the green room and giving comedians handjobs.
02:06:21.000 I pretty much live at Zaney's in Nashville.
02:06:24.000 Oh, that's awesome.
02:06:24.000 So we do that for charity.
02:06:26.000 Everything's 100% for charity.
02:06:27.000 Is that where you met Theo?
02:06:29.000 No, I met Theo a little bit before that, but he popped up the first year, and he came as the big star and did 15, 20 minutes.
02:06:36.000 Yeah, Theo, he enjoys Nashville.
02:06:37.000 We have a little musical guest play.
02:06:39.000 I did it one year, and other people.
02:06:42.000 It's something really fun just because I fucking love comedy.
02:06:44.000 It's called the American Badass Comedy Jam.
02:06:47.000 It's during Comedy Week in Nashville.
02:06:48.000 How many of those have you done?
02:06:49.000 I think this is the third or fourth.
02:06:51.000 Nice.
02:06:52.000 We've been able to raise some real money for people.
02:06:54.000 I got buddies that are throwing 10 grand here just because they got it and shit like that.
02:06:58.000 So we've raised, usually on average, just at the Ryman Theater, a few thousand people.
02:07:02.000 So we've raised 80 to 100 grand every year.
02:07:04.000 Nice.
02:07:05.000 Last year we donated the money to the victims of the Covenant School shooting in Nashville and then the guys that lost their lives on those choppers that went down outside of Fort Campbell.
02:07:14.000 So we try to pick a couple specific things each year and help people out.
02:07:17.000 That's awesome.
02:07:18.000 It's fucking great.
02:07:19.000 That's beautiful, man.
02:07:20.000 That's a really cool thing to do with your time.
02:07:22.000 I'm glad that that excites you now.
02:07:24.000 Yeah.
02:07:25.000 Doing something interesting.
02:07:26.000 Mm-hmm.
02:07:27.000 Yeah.
02:07:28.000 Something where you've got a stake in the game.
02:07:29.000 Yeah.
02:07:30.000 You know, where you're really...
02:07:33.000 You go out and you fucking work it.
02:07:35.000 You promote it and you tell people what it's about and you're excited about it.
02:07:38.000 You know, like these rock the country.
02:07:39.000 And it's a fucking gamble, man.
02:07:41.000 When you're fucking with Mother Nature, you're doing an outdoor fucking festival.
02:07:45.000 Especially in Florida.
02:07:46.000 In the middle of fucking nowhere.
02:07:48.000 And, you know, we're trying to...
02:07:49.000 One of the smart things...
02:07:51.000 I've pat myself on the back.
02:07:52.000 One of the things I came up with was before we announced these and did them, we invited everyone from these small towns or states...
02:07:59.000 Whether it was their mayors, head of city council, sheriffs, state senators.
02:08:03.000 We had some of each show up from each state and had them all up to my house in Nashville.
02:08:06.000 And we broke bread.
02:08:07.000 And we just talked about how can we put our heads together and make this a great experience for fans.
02:08:13.000 Because, you know, that's the biggest thing when you're doing these festivals is you have to make sure of.
02:08:16.000 We have enough bathrooms, enough water, enough things for people to do.
02:08:19.000 Like, you know, create photo ops, this, that, and the other.
02:08:21.000 The music's going to be what it is.
02:08:22.000 You know, we're going to give our all there like we always do.
02:08:25.000 But...
02:08:26.000 You know, to be involved in that level, you know, to be able to throw my creative ideas in, and this, that, and the other.
02:08:31.000 One year we tried to do the General Lee hood slide.
02:08:34.000 Worst fucking idea I ever had.
02:08:36.000 Fucking John, this is when we used to do this thing called the fish fry.
02:08:39.000 John Schneider got him to host it.
02:08:41.000 I got a new, you know, I have a very nice General Lee with 440 in it.
02:08:45.000 I got a new hood for it, like an old hood that we painted, because I know the hood's going to get fucked up, right?
02:08:50.000 So I've got this all planned out because I'm so fucking smart.
02:08:53.000 Well, the first fucking lady goes to fucking, it was like some money and, you know, judges.
02:08:59.000 The first fucking lady, she's got a big old girl.
02:09:01.000 She's got a beer in her hand.
02:09:02.000 She goes, she fucking trips, bam, had her right in the front quarter panel.
02:09:06.000 Oh my God.
02:09:07.000 They fucked that car up.
02:09:08.000 I think I had four grand worth of damage to it.
02:09:10.000 Oh my God.
02:09:11.000 How was that lady?
02:09:12.000 Is she okay?
02:09:14.000 She fucking bounced off.
02:09:15.000 She still had her beer in her hand.
02:09:16.000 Oh my God.
02:09:19.000 But that's fun, trying different shit like that.
02:09:21.000 You know, great fun shit.
02:09:22.000 So I get to have my input on these festivals and really give my two cents and try to do cool shit and things.
02:09:29.000 You know, just up it and make it this fucking patriotic, fucking freedom-loving music festival, which I just saw a need for it.
02:09:36.000 Well, there's a lot of people that didn't feel like anybody was talking to them.
02:09:41.000 Half the country.
02:09:42.000 Yeah.
02:09:42.000 Why do you think Yellowstone's so big?
02:09:43.000 Duck Dynasty.
02:09:44.000 Exactly.
02:09:45.000 All that shit.
02:09:45.000 Yeah.
02:09:46.000 There's a lot of people that just don't feel like they're being represented in the media because they're not.
02:09:51.000 Or this, it's like, fuck, do you experience this?
02:09:54.000 I'm like, I get into a fucking program, a series on something.
02:09:57.000 Like I said, I don't give a fuck if you're gay.
02:09:59.000 Just be gay.
02:10:00.000 If you're Jewish, just be Jewish.
02:10:02.000 Hey, if you're black, just be fucking black.
02:10:03.000 We don't gotta like clap louder for you.
02:10:05.000 All right?
02:10:06.000 Just fucking, but it's like become this fucking Hollywood bullshit where I'm into some fucking program.
02:10:10.000 All right, second episode.
02:10:12.000 Here comes two guys kissing or the trans person enters in just for no fucking reason.
02:10:17.000 Not for the narrative.
02:10:18.000 If it fits the story, I fucking get it.
02:10:21.000 They just gotta factor it in.
02:10:23.000 I'm like, fuck off!
02:10:25.000 I'm like, fuck off!
02:10:27.000 Like, fucking...
02:10:28.000 It's just...
02:10:29.000 Do you notice this on Saturday Night Live?
02:10:31.000 This is a perfect example.
02:10:33.000 And I TVO every week, and, you know, I just love Saturday Night Live, but I'm like, alright, fuck, now it's become unfunny.
02:10:39.000 There's bands in there I've never fucking heard of that suck.
02:10:42.000 And it's gotten...
02:10:43.000 It has its moments where it's great, and this, that, and the other, and you probably know the ones I'm talking about, but nonetheless, I watch it.
02:10:48.000 And I've noticed this.
02:10:50.000 It's like, so when they're doing the opening monologue, you know, one of the cast members will be in the crowd or whatever, and everyone will give them some applause.
02:10:58.000 Watch this.
02:10:59.000 Every fucking time when the Asian gay dude comes on, people are like, yeah!
02:11:04.000 I'm like, what the fuck is that?
02:11:06.000 Why?
02:11:07.000 Like, why?
02:11:08.000 Why are we screaming louder?
02:11:10.000 He's not the best person on the show, clearly.
02:11:14.000 You know, Mikey Day's fucking great.
02:11:16.000 You know, there's other people on there that are fucking equally great.
02:11:18.000 I'm like, why?
02:11:20.000 Why are people doing this?
02:11:21.000 Like, you know, just clapping louder.
02:11:23.000 That's like, we're all just fucking humans, man.
02:11:26.000 Be who you want.
02:11:27.000 They want to show they're inclusive.
02:11:30.000 That's what I mean.
02:11:31.000 It just shows me this fucking millennial generation that like a good chunk of them are just complete fucking pussies.
02:11:37.000 It's very performative.
02:11:38.000 You know, virtue signaling is like something that everybody does now.
02:11:42.000 It's like something that you feel obliged to do.
02:11:45.000 It's like, you're so brave.
02:11:46.000 Yeah.
02:11:47.000 You're so brave.
02:11:48.000 You're so brave!
02:11:49.000 God bless you, soldier!
02:11:54.000 This guy likes dick.
02:11:56.000 It's not that big of a deal.
02:11:57.000 It's not that big.
02:11:58.000 It shouldn't be that big of a deal.
02:11:59.000 No.
02:11:59.000 No one cares.
02:12:01.000 No.
02:12:01.000 We should clap on who's the funniest and the best one on the show.
02:12:05.000 Yeah.
02:12:06.000 Now you got me going on rants.
02:12:08.000 I haven't even had a drink.
02:12:09.000 I like a good rant.
02:12:09.000 You want a drink?
02:12:11.000 No.
02:12:11.000 Okay.
02:12:13.000 I'll take a beer.
02:12:14.000 Let's get some beers in here.
02:12:15.000 Let's get some Bud Lights in here.
02:12:17.000 Speaking of that, Shane's hosting SNL this weekend.
02:12:19.000 Yeah.
02:12:20.000 I know I had that confused.
02:12:21.000 I thought it was not the last week and the weekend before and I'm like, nothing TiVo and I want to see Shane.
02:12:26.000 Are they showing him workshopping his mama?
02:12:28.000 It's a promo they put out for it just a bit ago.
02:12:30.000 Yeah, I don't know.
02:12:31.000 I mean, we can watch it.
02:12:32.000 I'd like to take a look at his wardrobe case, man.
02:12:37.000 Sweatpants.
02:12:37.000 Lots of sweatpants.
02:12:38.000 I fucking love shade, man.
02:12:40.000 He's the best.
02:12:41.000 He's out here now.
02:12:42.000 He's funnier than shit.
02:12:43.000 People out there haven't watched his.
02:12:44.000 He's on Netflix.
02:12:45.000 Yeah.
02:12:46.000 Beautiful Dogs.
02:12:47.000 Dude, your best joke.
02:12:48.000 I meant to compliment you on it.
02:12:50.000 Not only that, but all your success.
02:12:52.000 I've known you.
02:12:52.000 I don't think people know that we've been in the same circle for 20 years plus easy.
02:12:56.000 Like, when you were hosting the shows that I would perform at and shit like that.
02:12:59.000 You know, we've always been friendly just to see you fucking...
02:13:02.000 Work your ass off all those years through all the TV stuff and have this going and make fucking hundreds of millions of dollars.
02:13:08.000 Fucking God bless you.
02:13:09.000 Thanks, brother.
02:13:09.000 Appreciate it, man.
02:13:10.000 But the best show is one of your own shows when you're like, can you imagine if all of our founding fathers came back to Earth and looked around in the present day and they're like, well, you guys haven't written any new shit?
02:13:26.000 Fucking great.
02:13:27.000 Thank you.
02:13:28.000 They wrote some new shit, some bills.
02:13:31.000 Right.
02:13:31.000 It's kind of funny.
02:13:32.000 But the way that our government is structured, they were fucking genius, huh?
02:13:37.000 To figure out that there's got to be some checks and balances in place to keep tyranny at bay.
02:13:42.000 They just didn't know that it was going to be subverted the way it's been.
02:13:45.000 How could they possibly know that it would get that far?
02:13:47.000 I think people were smarter back then because they had to be.
02:13:49.000 They were forced to be.
02:13:50.000 They knew the nature of man, too.
02:13:52.000 The nature of man is almost always to...
02:13:55.000 Here we go.
02:13:56.000 Let's go.
02:13:57.000 Are we really drinking Bud Lights?
02:13:59.000 Let's go.
02:14:00.000 Watch how much shit I get for this.
02:14:01.000 Who cares?
02:14:02.000 I don't give a fuck.
02:14:03.000 Why do you got Bud Lights here, by the way?
02:14:05.000 Shane.
02:14:06.000 Oh, Shane Gillis?
02:14:07.000 He's on the podcast all the time.
02:14:08.000 Oh, did I tell you these fucking smartasses?
02:14:10.000 You know, my buddies now at Anheuser-Busch.
02:14:13.000 Cheers, sir.
02:14:13.000 Cheers, brother.
02:14:14.000 For my birthday, they sent me a fucking hundred cases of Bud Light.
02:14:18.000 That's beautiful.
02:14:19.000 It's fucking hilarious.
02:14:20.000 Truck rolled up to the fucking house.
02:14:21.000 I'm like...
02:14:23.000 My friends have been bringing it over, shoving it in my golf bag since I did the machine gun gate.
02:14:30.000 They've been fucking with me at everything I go to.
02:14:33.000 Someone's fucking bud like this, bud like that.
02:14:35.000 And finally I came to a point where I did my research and like I told you, I don't give a fuck.
02:14:41.000 You know what the worst part about it was?
02:14:44.000 These people were like, people losing their jobs.
02:14:46.000 I was like, no.
02:14:47.000 People's fucking livelihoods.
02:14:49.000 I knew people who drove trucks for, you know, big Bud Light trucks and their fucking livelihoods were crushed.
02:14:55.000 Because now people are fucking with them.
02:14:57.000 One of the heads of fucking AB said he went to my bar, Kid Rock's big-ass honky-tonk in Nashville.
02:15:02.000 He's like, dude, I walked through there with a Bud Light shirt.
02:15:04.000 He's like, three people told me to go fuck myself.
02:15:09.000 Yeah, I was reading about this one bar owner who had to stop carrying Bud Light because when people would buy it, other people would get aggressive with them.
02:15:18.000 Yeah, and...
02:15:20.000 That's dumb as fuck.
02:15:21.000 It is.
02:15:21.000 That's dumb as fuck.
02:15:24.000 And by the way, I'm not into fucking boycotts and cancel culture.
02:15:27.000 Like, sending someone a message, okay.
02:15:29.000 Or when they're targeting our children, shit like that.
02:15:33.000 Like, you know, there's a fine line there.
02:15:35.000 But ultimately, I'm not fucking into cancel culture and fucking that shit.
02:15:39.000 I mean, I fucking riled against it since day fucking one.
02:15:42.000 And I'm like, we sent them a message, we don't even fucking cancel them, all right?
02:15:46.000 If they go down this path again and they start this, I think they figured out who the...
02:15:50.000 If you're in business and you have a clear market, you might want to focus on that market.
02:15:55.000 Yeah, and don't disparage them openly, publicly, like they did.
02:16:00.000 I don't think if there's, like, what would be, like, what's a target audience for gay people, a product?
02:16:08.000 Lube.
02:16:09.000 Lube.
02:16:10.000 That's universal.
02:16:12.000 Yeah.
02:16:14.000 Well, you know, it's something like that that's, you know, this is for gay people, you know, primarily.
02:16:19.000 I don't think there's a thing.
02:16:20.000 Then you probably don't want to advertise on the outdoor channel.
02:16:23.000 Right.
02:16:23.000 Musicals.
02:16:24.000 Just saying.
02:16:24.000 It's nothing to say it's bad or wrong or fucking right.
02:16:27.000 Right.
02:16:27.000 It's just fucking common sense.
02:16:29.000 That's an actually good comparison.
02:16:31.000 I feel like advertising musicals on the outdoor channel.
02:16:34.000 Hey, Bud Light, send me a fucking check.
02:16:38.000 They sent you how much beer?
02:16:40.000 Two pallets, 100 cases.
02:16:42.000 How much is that worth?
02:16:44.000 I have no fucking idea.
02:16:45.000 Probably a lot of money.
02:16:46.000 Well, it depends.
02:16:47.000 How much do they spend on that?
02:16:49.000 On Broadway in Nashville, including our bar, we're guilty of it.
02:16:52.000 Everyone does it.
02:16:53.000 I'm not a fan of it.
02:16:54.000 Beers are fucking like $7 to $10.
02:16:57.000 Wow.
02:16:57.000 Nobody bats an eye.
02:16:59.000 Wow.
02:17:00.000 But when we went into the agreement with my partner with the bar, I was like, I don't want shit to do.
02:17:06.000 With operations at any level, With dealing with bands, booking, I'll throw in my two cents, I'll keep up on things, but I hang fucking pictures.
02:17:15.000 That's what I do.
02:17:16.000 I come down and I'll get on stage drunk once in a while and sing a number or two.
02:17:22.000 But fuck, a lot of money.
02:17:24.000 Depends where you're selling them.
02:17:25.000 I've been giving them to my friends.
02:17:27.000 You want to see fucking confused people?
02:17:29.000 We get done playing pickleball or something.
02:17:32.000 I'm like, hey, you guys take a couple cases of Bud Light if you want.
02:17:35.000 And they take them into this room and they're fucking stacked.
02:17:38.000 And they're like, what the fuck, dude?
02:17:40.000 And I'm like, it's a long fucking story, man.
02:17:43.000 But if you've got to think the retail on those, let's just say retail.
02:17:46.000 The retail on those, a case of beer.
02:17:48.000 What, 15 bucks?
02:17:49.000 Okay, and how many cases?
02:17:50.000 15 grand?
02:17:51.000 How many cases was it?
02:17:52.000 100. 100 times 30, 30 grand-ish, 15 to 20, 30 grand, depends.
02:17:58.000 Yeah.
02:17:59.000 They spent a lot of money.
02:18:02.000 To send you a bunch of beer.
02:18:04.000 What's funny, when I met with them and we were talking, they were like, you know, if you're messaging, you know, we'd like to work out a deal.
02:18:09.000 And I'm like...
02:18:10.000 What?
02:18:10.000 I'm like, guys, I'm not here to fucking do a deal.
02:18:13.000 I'm like...
02:18:14.000 If you're messaging?
02:18:15.000 It's kind of like, you know, they were kind of about, you know, like, I was telling them how I felt about everything.
02:18:21.000 Right.
02:18:21.000 At first I was telling them, you know, like, hey, here's how you fucked up and here's how people like-minded like me think.
02:18:26.000 You know, and I kind of gave it to him.
02:18:28.000 I gave it to him at UFC that night.
02:18:29.000 And that was just speaking openly.
02:18:31.000 I go, but now, after I've done some research, and especially after I talked to them, but not only them, you know, they're the heads of this company.
02:18:37.000 They got vested interests.
02:18:39.000 Talking to a lot of people, including Dana, including Trump, including people that own distributor ships, people that drive for them, this, that, and the other bars, whatnot.
02:18:49.000 I was like, that's fucking enough.
02:18:50.000 I'm like, I go, but I don't, I go, I'm not here to do a fucking deal.
02:18:54.000 I go, no more, it's going to look fucking terrible.
02:18:56.000 If I come out and I'm like, oh, I got a bunch of money from Bud Lighter for sheeting up cases, I don't feel right fucking doing that.
02:19:01.000 No, you shouldn't.
02:19:01.000 I'm glad you don't.
02:19:02.000 I think...
02:19:03.000 And like I said, there's no amount of money on the face of this fucking earth.
02:19:07.000 I threw out a couple ideas and they're fucking terrifying.
02:19:11.000 I can't wait to tell you one day.
02:19:12.000 I don't want to let them out of the box now because they're fucking genius.
02:19:16.000 Tell me afterwards.
02:19:17.000 I will tell you after.
02:19:18.000 And I was just like, I'm not...
02:19:22.000 I go, I've made my friends a bunch of money.
02:19:24.000 Gillis, Dana, Peyton.
02:19:26.000 Yeah, that's true.
02:19:28.000 I still haven't gotten thank you cards from those fuckers yet.
02:19:30.000 Well, we made Shane the Bud Light spokesman on Protect Our Parks.
02:19:35.000 We just kept talking it up the entire time.
02:19:38.000 Like, dude, you can bring them back.
02:19:40.000 You can bring them back.
02:19:40.000 Because he'll down 16 of them in a podcast.
02:19:43.000 Like, you've never seen anything like it.
02:19:45.000 If I didn't have shit to do tomorrow and I was getting after it, we'd be around there now.
02:19:50.000 But Shane, like, he doesn't even slur.
02:19:52.000 It's weird.
02:19:53.000 He just absorbs it.
02:19:55.000 Me too.
02:19:56.000 Yeah?
02:19:57.000 That's why I try to stick to beer.
02:19:58.000 I like a little whiskey, but I try not to drink it in public.
02:20:02.000 Whiskey will take you there quick.
02:20:04.000 Beer's like a nice, slow burn.
02:20:05.000 You want to see all those fucked up videos of me on stage at fucking the Honky Tonk?
02:20:09.000 Whiskey?
02:20:09.000 Oh, yeah.
02:20:12.000 Blackout fucking drunk.
02:20:14.000 I think what happened was probably it sucks that they lost so much money and it sucks that people lost their livelihoods.
02:20:22.000 What it did do that's positive, though, is it sent a message like, stay the fuck out of that shit.
02:20:27.000 Stay the fuck out of that shit, because most people don't agree with it.
02:20:31.000 And by the way, stay on fucking brand if you're a company.
02:20:35.000 Exactly.
02:20:35.000 For your employees, and I would go in that order, for your fucking employees first.
02:20:39.000 Yeah.
02:20:39.000 Your shareholders, and I know you guys at the top got stock options and shit, but for your fucking employees...
02:20:45.000 You're in fucking business to sell a fucking product.
02:20:48.000 You know who your market is.
02:20:50.000 Fucking stick to them.
02:20:52.000 You don't gotta be fucking out here like fucking going after everybody.
02:20:55.000 I don't know who their board members are, but people have told me that it looks like there's a few woke people out there, but I'm like...
02:21:01.000 So fucking what?
02:21:02.000 I'm like, you stick to your fucking market.
02:21:05.000 Yeah, stick to your market.
02:21:06.000 Go where you're celebrated is the best thing I've ever heard in life.
02:21:09.000 Go where you're celebrated, not tolerated.
02:21:12.000 Yeah.
02:21:13.000 That's good advice.
02:21:14.000 I think it's just one of these things where these people get out of universities and they're indoctrinated into this way of thinking and they start working for a corporation and they want to change it.
02:21:21.000 I told that to Brendan, the CEO. I said, what did you think was going to happen when you move half the corporate offices from St. Louis, Missouri to New York City?
02:21:30.000 And then you start hiring these Ivy League liberals to do your marketing.
02:21:35.000 What do you think's gonna happen?
02:21:36.000 That's like, you know, lining up a powder keg and lighting a wick and being like, I wonder if it explodes.
02:21:41.000 Exactly.
02:21:42.000 Yeah.
02:21:43.000 I still think they should go back to fucking St. Louis too.
02:21:46.000 They probably should.
02:21:47.000 They probably should...
02:21:48.000 Well, they're probably reevaluating everything.
02:21:51.000 Obviously, they are reevaluating everything after that.
02:21:54.000 How do you not?
02:21:54.000 It's like they lost $27 billion.
02:21:57.000 They are, and that was one of my things too.
02:21:58.000 I'm like, you know what?
02:21:59.000 It appears to people like me, because although we're friends and I love you guys and we'll see what the future holds, I have no fucking idea.
02:22:07.000 But I'm not looking for a corporate deal on any fucking level because that's how you set yourself up to get canceled.
02:22:12.000 And nobody can fucking cancel me at any level.
02:22:15.000 I like that very much.
02:22:17.000 But I was like, you need to fucking go back to fucking...
02:22:21.000 You look like you're just...
02:22:23.000 It's like this.
02:22:24.000 You cheat on your girl or vice versa or something like that.
02:22:27.000 By throwing money at it and buying her some shit and this and the other doesn't sweep it under the rug.
02:22:32.000 It don't fucking go away until you go, yeah, I fucked up.
02:22:37.000 And they just refuse to go like...
02:22:39.000 And I said, you don't have to go out and say, I'm fucking sorry.
02:22:41.000 We fucked up.
02:22:43.000 I go, I'll say it.
02:22:44.000 Here's some fucking ideas for that.
02:22:46.000 I go, here's one idea.
02:22:47.000 I was like, so the commercial cuts and it's like me out fucking working my ass off.
02:22:52.000 I'm just sweating, fucking no shirt on.
02:22:54.000 That's that and the other one.
02:22:55.000 And someone's like, hey man, cool off.
02:22:58.000 And they hand me a Bud Light.
02:22:59.000 And people are like, what the fuck?
02:23:01.000 And I drink the Bud Light and then they pan out and I'm shoveling fucking piles of money into the back of my truck.
02:23:08.000 Like, Kid Rock's sold out.
02:23:10.000 He's doing some shit.
02:23:11.000 That's funny.
02:23:13.000 But at least it would poke fun at themselves.
02:23:15.000 It would kind of get it and people would go like, alright.
02:23:17.000 That's the way they should go.
02:23:18.000 They should go with a poke fun at themselves.
02:23:20.000 I had some ideas too, I'll tell you later.
02:23:22.000 I had one that I pitched to Shane.
02:23:24.000 I think there's a way to do it.
02:23:26.000 But it's also, you know, for other companies, just realize, like, a lot of people think all this stuff is nonsense, and a lot of people think that a lot of these influencers that you're latching yourself to because you think they're popular, they're popular because a lot of people are They think that they're attention whores and they're mentally ill and so they pay attention to them.
02:23:45.000 Doesn't mean they respect them as human beings and you want to have them as your spokespeople and you want to disparage all the other people that have been your loyal supporters forever.
02:23:55.000 You're making a decision.
02:23:57.000 It's a bad tactical decision.
02:23:59.000 It doesn't make any sense logically.
02:24:00.000 You're not speaking to your giant portion of your market.
02:24:04.000 You're actually in opposition to them.
02:24:06.000 It's fucking dumb.
02:24:08.000 Yes, but I want them to give me a reason to drink it again.
02:24:12.000 I want them to double down on stupid humor.
02:24:14.000 So funny, I want a specialized can.
02:24:19.000 You know what I mean?
02:24:21.000 They made these kick-ass Budweiser cans all red, white, and fucking blue.
02:24:25.000 Shit like that.
02:24:26.000 Just do something funny.
02:24:27.000 That would work.
02:24:28.000 Imagine if they turned Budweiser into a red, white, and blue can.
02:24:31.000 God, I want to tell you this one idea so fucking funny.
02:24:33.000 Tell me later.
02:24:34.000 This is so fucking funny.
02:24:35.000 Hang on to it.
02:24:36.000 They shit themselves when I told them.
02:24:37.000 They literally cracked up laughing.
02:24:39.000 They were on the floor laughing.
02:24:41.000 And then they were like, we didn't sleep for two fucking weeks.
02:24:45.000 Because wondering whether they should go for it.
02:24:47.000 Oh, there's no way they'll go for it.
02:24:49.000 No?
02:24:49.000 Fuck no.
02:24:51.000 That's hilarious.
02:24:52.000 It's not my favorite things.
02:24:53.000 I've had a lot of great fucking corporate deals.
02:24:56.000 Like, fucking, it's incredible with Chevy and Harley Davidson and Jim Beam.
02:25:00.000 So many other ones.
02:25:02.000 But...
02:25:03.000 And they've all been pretty good for the most part.
02:25:06.000 But...
02:25:07.000 You know, like dealing with Chevy, like the people I dealt with were great, but trying to get stuff done in those situations, like even when I was talking to him at the design center about the shape of the Suburban in the back, I'm like, you get fucking groceries, like they slide out.
02:25:20.000 It's just a bad design.
02:25:22.000 Or a lot of people use these cars as chauffeur cars or an Escalade.
02:25:26.000 Why can't the seats move back?
02:25:28.000 So if you don't have any luggage, you get more legroom for those being transported around.
02:25:32.000 When we're in the design center and they're like, to change the mirrors on that car will take three years.
02:25:37.000 Which is why I fucking love Elon Musk.
02:25:41.000 A motherfucker, not only for everything he stands for and the shit he says, and I know he's probably not a Trump fan, and I fucking love Trump.
02:25:47.000 In case we're not clear here today, Joe, I fucking love Trump.
02:25:51.000 I already got that part.
02:25:53.000 Elon's fucking awesome, man.
02:25:54.000 I wonder who Elon is supporting.
02:25:56.000 What did he fucking tweet last week?
02:25:58.000 It was something so...
02:25:59.000 Oh, he tweeted...
02:26:00.000 Do you see the Disney tweet?
02:26:01.000 No.
02:26:02.000 Pull that up.
02:26:03.000 Elon Musk...
02:26:05.000 Oh, this is fucking great.
02:26:06.000 He took the Disney logo, flipped Mickey Mouse upside down so it looks like two balls and a dick, and he wrote D's nuts in the Disney lettering.
02:26:15.000 No.
02:26:15.000 Fucking winner!
02:26:17.000 Really?
02:26:18.000 That's wild.
02:26:20.000 What do you think of that Cybertruck?
02:26:21.000 I love it.
02:26:23.000 See, I kind of like it too, and I'm not an electric dude.
02:26:25.000 I was going to tweet this out to Elon.
02:26:27.000 I don't know if we have mutual friends, but I was going to say, hey, I'll make you a deal.
02:26:30.000 Send me a fucking Cybertruck.
02:26:33.000 I'll fucking drive it for a few weeks, and I'll give my honest fucking opinion on it.
02:26:37.000 Like, no fucking money, no nothing.
02:26:39.000 If I like it, you just let me buy it.
02:26:41.000 I don't even want it for fucking free.
02:26:43.000 I go, but you're going to take the chance.
02:26:45.000 It's a 50-50.
02:26:46.000 You're that fucking confident in it.
02:26:48.000 Like, people know me that I don't fucking bullshit.
02:26:50.000 Right.
02:26:50.000 And I don't need a free fucking truck.
02:26:52.000 Right.
02:26:52.000 You should probably give it to me if I do that, but I don't fucking need it.
02:26:55.000 So I'm happy to be like, you send me a fucking truck.
02:26:57.000 So I basically jump the line.
02:26:59.000 Right.
02:26:59.000 You know, that's what it'd be.
02:27:00.000 You'll do a review.
02:27:01.000 I'll drive the fucking truck.
02:27:02.000 A Kid Rock review.
02:27:03.000 Fuck yeah.
02:27:03.000 I like it.
02:27:05.000 You'll love it.
02:27:05.000 Have you driven an electric car before?
02:27:06.000 I guess we're calling them out now, right?
02:27:08.000 Yeah, we are.
02:27:09.000 Have you driven these nuts?
02:27:11.000 Dude.
02:27:11.000 That is hilarious.
02:27:13.000 I mean, right there.
02:27:13.000 I want to hang out with that dude.
02:27:14.000 Right there.
02:27:15.000 He's a maniac.
02:27:16.000 He's a fucking maniac.
02:27:17.000 Fucking great.
02:27:21.000 Have you driven an electric car before?
02:27:22.000 I drove a Rivian for the first time.
02:27:25.000 Oh, those are great.
02:27:25.000 But I only drove it down the street.
02:27:27.000 A buddy of mine showed up with one.
02:27:28.000 A friend of a friend drove it down the street.
02:27:30.000 It was the SUV. And then I drove it on my driving machine.
02:27:33.000 It was fucking wild.
02:27:34.000 It was good.
02:27:35.000 And I've been interested in those, too, because that's a Detroit company.
02:27:39.000 Yeah, the Rivians are supposed to be great.
02:27:42.000 The Plaid, I have the Plaid, the S Plaid.
02:27:46.000 What's that?
02:27:47.000 It's the four-door car that goes zero to 60 in 1.9 seconds.
02:27:51.000 Do they make it in a men's color?
02:27:52.000 Yes, white.
02:27:57.000 Or black.
02:27:58.000 I think you can get red, too.
02:28:00.000 But the fucking thing's, it's something from the future.
02:28:03.000 You can't imagine a car that's that fast and completely silent.
02:28:07.000 That blew my mind, too.
02:28:09.000 But you're like me.
02:28:10.000 You're not driving up to fucking Alabama in your car.
02:28:14.000 If you have to drive long distances in those things, it's a pain in the dick.
02:28:17.000 Right.
02:28:18.000 Because you've got to pull over and stop and wait for 20 minutes and charge it up.
02:28:22.000 I think the only place I drive myself these days is to the airport or to the dentist.
02:28:27.000 That's it.
02:28:28.000 Well, if you just want to drive around town, electric cars are the shit.
02:28:31.000 And that thing, I think it does zero to 60 under three seconds, and it's 7,000 pounds and bulletproof.
02:28:38.000 And it's stainless steel.
02:28:39.000 Stainless steel.
02:28:40.000 I could wrap that motherfucker.
02:28:42.000 Wrap that motherfucker in gold.
02:28:44.000 Or camo.
02:28:45.000 It looks like something from the future.
02:28:47.000 It looks like some Blade Runner shit.
02:28:48.000 Which I'm not into modern design.
02:28:51.000 Have you been in front of it?
02:28:52.000 No.
02:28:52.000 In real life?
02:28:53.000 Oh, it's so sick.
02:28:54.000 I saw those things about it getting fucked up in snow and shit.
02:28:57.000 Have you seen that shit?
02:28:58.000 Bad tires.
02:28:58.000 That's all that is.
02:28:59.000 Have you ever driven an AMG G-Wagon in snow?
02:29:01.000 They're fucking terrible.
02:29:02.000 Because they have street tires.
02:29:04.000 They have wide street tires on them that make it handle well.
02:29:06.000 One foreign car.
02:29:08.000 What do you got?
02:29:10.000 Rolls-Royce.
02:29:11.000 Well, we both had Hennessy Velociraptors.
02:29:14.000 Right.
02:29:14.000 That's right.
02:29:15.000 That's my daily driver still.
02:29:17.000 Yeah, I drive his TRX. I know.
02:29:19.000 I've been back and forth.
02:29:20.000 Hennessy's the man.
02:29:21.000 He's a maniac.
02:29:22.000 I want to preface because people think I'm a fucking, like, I'm really into Rolls-Royces.
02:29:27.000 I bought this car because I've had this Waffle House license plate, like, you know, holder forever.
02:29:33.000 And I got this car guy.
02:29:35.000 He's like, I got 100th anniversary Rolls with gold flag.
02:29:38.000 And I'm like...
02:29:39.000 We're going to get that fucker and put that Waffle House plate on it.
02:29:43.000 And then I got Let's Go Brandon badges on the side of it.
02:29:46.000 Oh, that's hilarious.
02:29:48.000 And we have more fun in that fucking thing going to Waffle House or like whatever shit we're doing.
02:29:51.000 That's hilarious.
02:29:54.000 That's the only Rolls Royce in the country with a Waffle House license plate on it.
02:29:58.000 Let's Go Brandon edition.
02:29:59.000 There it is.
02:29:59.000 How'd you find that?
02:30:01.000 Fuck.
02:30:01.000 Is all this shit on the internet?
02:30:03.000 You didn't know it was on the internet?
02:30:04.000 That was on the news?
02:30:07.000 I'm sure I was.
02:30:08.000 Of course it's in the news.
02:30:10.000 Fuck, I can't stop nerding out.
02:30:11.000 I'm glad you don't pay attention to all the shit that people write about you.
02:30:14.000 You'd go crazy, right?
02:30:16.000 You know the only time I read comments is when it's like a news article and I'll go, I'll see like some fucked up article and I'll think like Family Feud.
02:30:28.000 I'll think like this is what everyone's saying down below.
02:30:31.000 And I'll scroll through them and I'm usually pretty fucking close.
02:30:35.000 Like I could read something up there and probably start scrolling.
02:30:37.000 I could tell you what they're saying, some fucked up article.
02:30:40.000 Like the majority.
02:30:41.000 Like I fucking pat myself on the back of being pretty in tune with common folk, even though I couldn't tell you what a gallon of milk costs.
02:30:48.000 But just my friends, places I have houses where I spend my time, what I do, I'm kind of...
02:30:53.000 People think I'm some fucking nutball right-wing fucking weirdo.
02:30:56.000 I'm pretty fucking level-headed overall.
02:30:59.000 And I know you know this more than most people, but, you know.
02:31:03.000 When people get real suspicious, when things get real weird, is when you got people that put up things and you can't comment.
02:31:11.000 That's weird.
02:31:12.000 I did one.
02:31:14.000 Like Bill Gates puts up a lot of stuff on Instagram and you can't comment.
02:31:17.000 Well, my father passed away last week.
02:31:19.000 God bless him.
02:31:20.000 And so I put up a nice post, and then Trump actually posted about him, which was fucking mind-blowing and unbelievable.
02:31:26.000 But what a great friend right there, if I could speak to him about a human being, and I could tell you what a great father-grandfather he is all day long.
02:31:33.000 But it was actually my fiancé's suggestion.
02:31:36.000 I say fiancé, too.
02:31:37.000 We've been together 17 years.
02:31:39.000 So it was their suggestion, like, hey, if you're going to do this nice post for your dad, turn off the comments.
02:31:43.000 Make it about him.
02:31:45.000 Not about you and, you know, everyone saying, I feel bad for you and this, that, and the other.
02:31:48.000 And I thought that was the right thing to do.
02:31:50.000 That's the only time I've turned the comments off.
02:31:53.000 Yeah, that's not a bad thing.
02:31:54.000 I thought that made sense.
02:31:56.000 Yeah.
02:31:56.000 I thought she was hit that one, you know.
02:31:58.000 Yeah, that's not a bad piece of advice.
02:32:01.000 Especially in that particular post.
02:32:03.000 Right.
02:32:03.000 It makes a lot of sense.
02:32:06.000 But that's one of the things that people are having to navigate through now.
02:32:10.000 If someone posts something, people get to comment on it.
02:32:14.000 Everybody gets to comment on it.
02:32:15.000 It's interesting.
02:32:16.000 See, I get all that from my fiancee, Audrey.
02:32:20.000 My life's turned into a fucking meme.
02:32:22.000 It's yours.
02:32:23.000 Me and my friends, we don't fucking talk.
02:32:25.000 They just send me fucked up memes and I send them back, like fucked up shit on the internet.
02:32:29.000 Yeah.
02:32:30.000 And half the time it's some comment that some Weisenheimer made that's fucking hysterical.
02:32:34.000 It just fucking makes your day.
02:32:36.000 But I'm not going to spend my time sifting through them, no.
02:32:39.000 Well, there's so many out there and so many people find them.
02:32:41.000 So many people aggregate them.
02:32:43.000 There's like thousands of meme pages.
02:32:46.000 I follow a shit ton of them.
02:32:48.000 I find they say funny shit, I follow them.
02:32:50.000 It is.
02:32:51.000 One of the things that's really interesting politically today is that the left are terrible at memeing.
02:32:58.000 They're fucking terrible at it.
02:33:00.000 Who would have ever thought that the funniest shit would be essentially right-wing?
02:33:08.000 It's not that they're really right-wing people.
02:33:10.000 Conservatives have changed immensely.
02:33:12.000 They're the rebels now.
02:33:14.000 Right.
02:33:14.000 I'm the fucking rebel.
02:33:16.000 Everybody in fucking Hollywood in my business is fucking, you know...
02:33:19.000 They're the conformists.
02:33:20.000 Right.
02:33:21.000 I'm the one like, fuck that.
02:33:22.000 Yeah.
02:33:23.000 Trump.
02:33:23.000 That's the punk rockers and the rebels are Republican now.
02:33:26.000 You know who said that?
02:33:27.000 Johnny Rotten.
02:33:28.000 Johnny Rotten from the fucking Sex Pistols had a very famous quote about that.
02:33:32.000 Well, he's fucking...
02:33:34.000 See if you can find that.
02:33:34.000 He's right wing.
02:33:35.000 He's a Trump dude.
02:33:37.000 It's wild.
02:33:38.000 Well, it's like even Mike Tyson said this.
02:33:41.000 He goes, when I was younger, I was very, very liberal.
02:33:43.000 But as I get older, I just have more common sense and I see how my kids are going into this world.
02:33:48.000 I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
02:33:49.000 He goes, I've become more conservative.
02:33:51.000 That seems to be pretty common.
02:33:52.000 It's the oldest expression ever.
02:33:55.000 Show me a young man who's not liberal.
02:33:58.000 I'll show you a man with no heart.
02:33:59.000 Show me an old man who's not conservative.
02:34:01.000 I'll show you an old man with no brain.
02:34:03.000 Very true.
02:34:04.000 And it used to be more so back in the day, like, be a conservative because you're a fucking dork when you're a kid.
02:34:10.000 Yeah.
02:34:10.000 That's changed.
02:34:11.000 I mean, you got fuckers like me on here, fuck this, fuck that, you know, blah, blah, blah.
02:34:15.000 We also realize there's certain aspects that being conservative promotes that are very beneficial.
02:34:21.000 One of them, accountability and discipline.
02:34:24.000 Those things alone.
02:34:25.000 Those things alone.
02:34:26.000 You're thought of as a conservative, and I'm not conservative, but you're thought of as a conservative exercise, which is just hilarious.
02:34:35.000 If you're telling me that you're not on my side because I'm fit and because I work out all the time, then good.
02:34:42.000 I want to know that.
02:34:43.000 I want to know that you don't like strong people.
02:34:45.000 I want to know that you don't like people with willpower.
02:34:47.000 I want to know that you don't like people who have discipline, who get things done.
02:34:51.000 Because you're not on my side then.
02:34:53.000 Because I know the way to navigate this life in a positive, happy way.
02:34:58.000 And it's not by being lazy.
02:34:59.000 And it's not by not promoting beneficial things to your health that are difficult to do.
02:35:05.000 Like getting in shape.
02:35:06.000 If you're not saying that it's good to be fit and strong.
02:35:13.000 And be able to protect yourself.
02:35:14.000 If you're not saying that.
02:35:15.000 I would like to double down on that for people who like what I do.
02:35:19.000 And there's plenty of them.
02:35:21.000 You know, that they know I love them and they love me.
02:35:23.000 Like, you know, I've done it the last several years.
02:35:26.000 Really got my shit together.
02:35:28.000 I'd say since I'm 40, I'm in the best shape and feel the best that I've ever felt since then.
02:35:32.000 That's awesome.
02:35:33.000 So it's pretty wild since then.
02:35:34.000 But I would like to put it out.
02:35:35.000 I've always wanted to figure out a way, and this might be the right platform because I know you're into that lifestyle, is to employ them like...
02:35:41.000 Hey man, listen to fucking what Dana White says.
02:35:44.000 Listen to what Joe Rogan says.
02:35:46.000 If you want advice from me, I'll give it to you.
02:35:49.000 There's ways to do this now and the information is all there at the fingertips to start taking small steps, whether it's the intermittent fasting or whether it's cutting out processed foods.
02:35:59.000 Whether it's, you know, just everything in moderation, including moderation.
02:36:03.000 You know, there's so many little things of getting in the gym, self-discipline like that.
02:36:06.000 You know, a lot of my fans are in and around my age.
02:36:09.000 It's fucking time.
02:36:10.000 It's time to start doing that.
02:36:12.000 It is.
02:36:12.000 It's never too late, and you will improve.
02:36:15.000 Just do it carefully and slowly in the beginning.
02:36:17.000 That's the most important thing.
02:36:19.000 Don't become a hero first day in the gym and hurt yourself.
02:36:22.000 Because most of the time I'm doing this shit, I come off like, all I do is fucking drink and smoke and say, oh, fuck that.
02:36:27.000 That's not how you get to where I'm at.
02:36:29.000 No.
02:36:30.000 There's a whole lot more discipline involved, work-wise, health-wise, family-wise, friends, fan-wise.
02:36:35.000 100%.
02:36:35.000 Everything.
02:36:36.000 100%.
02:36:37.000 I'm glad you said that.
02:36:38.000 It's the most positive shit I've said in fucking 20 years.
02:36:41.000 I'm breaking it out of you, Kid Rock!
02:36:42.000 Let's go!
02:36:44.000 It's important to talk about because it's important for people to hear that, you know, it doesn't mean you're not a good person, doesn't mean you're not a kind person.
02:36:51.000 It's like, I like being strong.
02:36:53.000 And if you want to tell me there's something wrong with being strong, then you're weak.
02:36:56.000 There's no way, no way you're making any sense.
02:37:00.000 It's not important to be fit and healthy.
02:37:03.000 Shut the fuck up.
02:37:04.000 It's not important to know how to protect yourself.
02:37:06.000 That's so dumb.
02:37:07.000 It doesn't mean that you hurt people.
02:37:09.000 It doesn't mean you want to hurt people.
02:37:10.000 I don't want to hurt anybody.
02:37:11.000 But if I'm in a situation, I would rather be the person who gets to decide who goes to the hospital.
02:37:18.000 I don't want to be at the mercy of some crazy person.
02:37:21.000 It's peace of mind, too.
02:37:22.000 It's much more calm.
02:37:25.000 I have way overdone electronic locks here on my bedroom and this, you know, gun here, safe room, all this shit.
02:37:30.000 And it's not like I necessarily need it because you've been to my place to get to my place.
02:37:34.000 If you come up there, you're fucking already at strike two.
02:37:37.000 Right.
02:37:38.000 Sleep easier.
02:37:39.000 Sleep easier.
02:37:40.000 Sleep better.
02:37:41.000 Also, you gotta know what's real in the world.
02:37:44.000 The idea that there's no threats out there is so stupid.
02:37:48.000 No, it doesn't mean you're looking for one all day long and seeing ones that aren't there.
02:37:52.000 But recognize the reality of the world that we live in.
02:37:55.000 The threats are real.
02:37:56.000 That's fucked up.
02:37:57.000 We went to the movies Probably five years ago, me and Audrey.
02:38:01.000 We're just, afternoon, like four o'clock, let's go see some movie we wanted to see.
02:38:05.000 Sitting there, fucking one time I don't bring my gun, right?
02:38:08.000 Just grab a seat, just ten people in there, you know, theater's empty.
02:38:11.000 This fucking kid walks in, some fucking white kid, his fucking backpack and his fucking hoodie up.
02:38:17.000 And he goes and sits all the way in the back, and I'm sitting there with her, and I'm like, I don't have my gun.
02:38:24.000 We both agreed.
02:38:25.000 Let's go.
02:38:25.000 We fucking left.
02:38:26.000 Wow.
02:38:27.000 It's fucked up to have to even think that way.
02:38:30.000 But that's where my mind was.
02:38:32.000 There's no metal detectors at the fucking movie theater.
02:38:36.000 This fucking $20 we spent on moving popcorn, I'm like, for peace of mind, I'm like, let's leave.
02:38:42.000 Probably was a nice kid.
02:38:43.000 I don't know.
02:38:44.000 If you don't think people judge you on your fucking appearance, you're fucking crazy.
02:38:48.000 Yeah, especially if you have a hood over your head and a backpack.
02:38:50.000 Well, anything.
02:38:51.000 I would look like a fucking nut when I was young.
02:38:53.000 I had a fucking flat top up to here and pants sagging and fucking smoking doobies.
02:38:57.000 Fuck is...
02:38:58.000 Like, I got judged by it, rightfully fucking so.
02:39:01.000 Of course.
02:39:02.000 Until you get to know somebody, what else do you have?
02:39:04.000 And to judge them on how they appear.
02:39:07.000 But also, that's a new factor in the world, the mass shooter.
02:39:10.000 It's a new factor.
02:39:12.000 And here's the thing that new one talks about.
02:39:13.000 It's always fucking white people, too.
02:39:15.000 Black people kill each other, and white people, like, fucking shoot up fucking schools and fucking bullshit and this, that, and the other.
02:39:21.000 Yeah, it mostly is white people.
02:39:23.000 Stereotypes are fucking crazy.
02:39:24.000 It is mostly white people.
02:39:26.000 And lately, mostly LBGT people.
02:39:30.000 It's not even gay people.
02:39:32.000 Fucking weirdos are like...
02:39:33.000 Yeah.
02:39:34.000 And how many people do you think are doing that?
02:39:35.000 Like, I wanted to rebel against my dad, God rest his soul, when I was fucking young.
02:39:39.000 You know what I mean?
02:39:40.000 Even though I was totally, like, into hip-hop and everything, I still knew that it got his fucking goat.
02:39:46.000 And, you know, and we had our fucking differences when I was young.
02:39:48.000 Very understandable now that I'm a grandfather myself.
02:39:52.000 But how many of these kids, like, you know, got that dad...
02:39:56.000 They think he's a racist, this, that, and the other.
02:39:59.000 Maybe he is on some level at certain things because he tells inappropriate jokes or whatever, this, that, and the other.
02:40:03.000 You know, people are from different times, blah, blah, blah, that I know I'm going to piss my dad off, that motherfucker.
02:40:10.000 I'm going to wear a dress.
02:40:12.000 Oh, yeah.
02:40:12.000 Remember guys, when we were young, they'd get earrings.
02:40:15.000 Shit, totally straight dudes, you know, just get earrings.
02:40:17.000 I remember dudes getting pissed their dads off.
02:40:19.000 My brother got it.
02:40:20.000 My dad ripped it out of his fucking ear.
02:40:24.000 That's no shit.
02:40:25.000 Woke him up out of bed.
02:40:27.000 That's hilarious.
02:40:28.000 Yeah, for sure.
02:40:29.000 There's definitely people that rebel against their parents.
02:40:31.000 There's also people that always look at the people that are older and look at how fucked up the world is and think they've got better ideas.
02:40:38.000 That's how communism starts.
02:40:39.000 It starts from the universities.
02:40:41.000 That's where it comes from.
02:40:43.000 Unbelievable what's going on in those universities.
02:40:45.000 Did you go to college?
02:40:45.000 Oh, it's wild.
02:40:46.000 Yeah, I went to UMass Boston.
02:40:49.000 But I really only went just so people didn't think I was a loser.
02:40:52.000 Where's your fucking accent?
02:40:53.000 I got rid of it as soon as I started hearing my voice.
02:40:56.000 I was like, ooh, that's terrible.
02:40:56.000 I love Boston accent.
02:40:58.000 That's one of the reasons I love Bill Burr.
02:40:59.000 He's funny as shit, but I love that fucking accent.
02:41:01.000 Hey, this fucking guy fucked this car by the bar!
02:41:03.000 He's the most Boston, Boston guy.
02:41:05.000 I was actually born in New Jersey, and then I lived in San Francisco until I was 11. I lived in Florida from when I was 11 to 13, then Boston from 13 to like 24. Oh, no wonder you fucked up.
02:41:18.000 San Francisco, Florida, and Boston?
02:41:20.000 Yeah.
02:41:22.000 Yeah, I lived all over the place.
02:41:23.000 You don't know if you're a gay redneck or just a fucking Irish fighting son of a bitch?
02:41:27.000 Yeah, I lived everywhere.
02:41:29.000 Then I lived in New York until I was like 27, then lived in LA. Yeah, so I was all over the place.
02:41:35.000 So I never really...
02:41:36.000 I did have a Boston accent, though.
02:41:38.000 I did for a while.
02:41:39.000 I definitely blended in.
02:41:40.000 I love that fucking accent.
02:41:42.000 It's a great accent for dudes.
02:41:44.000 Rough on the ladies.
02:41:45.000 Rough to hear, like a hardcore Boston.
02:41:49.000 Are you going to fuck me or what?
02:41:51.000 I'd take it over a New York accent.
02:41:53.000 Although some of my buddies from New York, we got the hardcore Long Island shit.
02:41:56.000 They're funny too.
02:42:00.000 I guess who's saying it, you know?
02:42:01.000 A friend of mine, we were kids, hooked up with this girl.
02:42:04.000 Did we finish all that beer?
02:42:05.000 No, we can get more.
02:42:10.000 So a friend, he hooked up with this girl.
02:42:12.000 Maybe I can call my boys and have them drop you off.
02:42:15.000 We've got some beers.
02:42:16.000 Yeah, you can have them drop off a pallet.
02:42:18.000 But anyway, he said that she said, like when they started making out, she was like, you're gonna tell your friends.
02:42:28.000 So that became a thing that we always repeated.
02:42:31.000 You're gonna tell your friends.
02:42:35.000 Who made that neon?
02:42:37.000 I collect a lot of old porcelain.
02:42:39.000 Roadside Relics, a company here in Austin, Texas.
02:42:41.000 I know Roadside Relics.
02:42:42.000 I bought shit from them.
02:42:43.000 So what they did right there, because you can't get porcelain anymore.
02:42:46.000 It's very tough to get, but what they did right there- You can't get porcelain anymore?
02:42:48.000 It's very tough.
02:42:49.000 So what they did right there, because I'm a collector of these, is they painted behind the neon.
02:42:54.000 See how it makes that Joe Rogan pop?
02:42:57.000 A lot of people can't see the top thing either.
02:42:59.000 That's cool, but- What I'm saying is they did a fucking great job on that.
02:43:02.000 Well, they do all their stuff like it's old, right?
02:43:05.000 But that's half the thing of old is painting behind the neon.
02:43:09.000 A lot of these new ones don't do that.
02:43:11.000 A lot of the honky tonks you see in Nashville down there, they don't have that.
02:43:15.000 Oh.
02:43:16.000 This is a gift from my friend Brigham.
02:43:18.000 And so when he gave it to me, when I got it, I was like, oh, that should be like right behind me.
02:43:23.000 Look at that.
02:43:24.000 That's great.
02:43:24.000 That's perfect.
02:43:25.000 Trust me, that shit, you have no idea what that shit is worth.
02:43:29.000 Go online and start looking up fucking real fucking porcelain old school neons and go to auction houses.
02:43:34.000 I go to all these auction houses to buy them and shit.
02:43:36.000 Oh, yeah?
02:43:37.000 Un-fucking-real.
02:43:38.000 Well, this is, you know, this guy does a wild, he does a bunch of wild shit online.
02:43:42.000 He does amazing stuff.
02:43:44.000 I know their stuff.
02:43:45.000 Cool artist.
02:43:46.000 It's an interesting art form, right?
02:43:48.000 Like old neon signs.
02:43:50.000 There's a soul to those.
02:43:53.000 They're exciting.
02:43:54.000 There's a great place in Nashville.
02:43:55.000 Sometimes I'll find old ones.
02:43:57.000 And they're so ridiculously priced.
02:43:59.000 I have one in my house.
02:44:00.000 It's Redneck Paradise.
02:44:02.000 It was a thing up in the...
02:44:05.000 I can't remember what upstate New York, some vacation spot.
02:44:07.000 And I wanted to buy it.
02:44:08.000 It was fucking ridiculous.
02:44:10.000 It must have been like fucking $35,000, $40,000 for something around that size.
02:44:15.000 Different dimensions.
02:44:16.000 Wow.
02:44:17.000 So I go to Bobby Joslin, Joslin Sign Company.
02:44:19.000 I'm like, hey, can you replicate this with what I wanted to say?
02:44:23.000 Yep, six grand.
02:44:25.000 You saved yourself some money.
02:44:27.000 There's a thing about having the old ones, though, right?
02:44:29.000 Yeah, I got some cool ones.
02:44:31.000 If you have something that's really old...
02:44:33.000 I have Willie Nelson's Nashville Nightlife.
02:44:35.000 It was on his thing.
02:44:36.000 It's probably 26 feet long and probably 5 to 6 feet high.
02:44:41.000 What is it made out of?
02:44:43.000 Steel.
02:44:45.000 Because it was outdoors.
02:44:47.000 But painted on the whole thing.
02:44:50.000 Wow.
02:44:53.000 I got some cool ones.
02:44:54.000 The old Dixie gas ones that you're not supposed to have because they have a Confederate flag on them, you know, from the old gas company back in the day.
02:45:00.000 Oh, wow.
02:45:04.000 There's some eerie, racy shit out there.
02:45:06.000 Yeah?
02:45:07.000 I antique in flea market a lot, especially...
02:45:09.000 I rarely stay the night in a city unless I get to the West Coast.
02:45:12.000 Like racing ones?
02:45:12.000 No, racist.
02:45:13.000 Oh, racist.
02:45:15.000 Like, not neons, but just shit out there.
02:45:17.000 I thought you said racy.
02:45:17.000 Like, I'll collect some of this stuff just because they're never making it again, whether it's Native American, black shit.
02:45:21.000 Like, I have these fucking signs that I found in Reno, Nevada at some antique shop.
02:45:29.000 And they are solid steel, real deal.
02:45:31.000 It's like...
02:45:32.000 It's like...
02:45:34.000 They'll say, like, swimming.
02:45:36.000 Whites only.
02:45:37.000 Whoa.
02:45:37.000 And these were actual signs that were up somewhere.
02:45:40.000 And I don't know what to do with them.
02:45:41.000 Because I want to put them up somewhere.
02:45:43.000 And I'll ask my black friends.
02:45:44.000 They're like, dude, don't put that up.
02:45:45.000 Don't put that up.
02:45:46.000 I'm like, but it's a reminder of how fucked up shit was.
02:45:48.000 Yeah, people don't want that reminder.
02:45:49.000 You should put it in a drawer somewhere.
02:45:51.000 Yeah.
02:45:51.000 You can show people.
02:45:52.000 Like, look, I'm going to show you something.
02:45:54.000 This is how fucked up things used to be.
02:45:55.000 And then you, like, preface it every time you introduce it to them.
02:45:58.000 So you don't think it has, like, a little bit of a reminder of how fucked up things were?
02:46:01.000 No, no, no.
02:46:01.000 It does if you have it in a drawer.
02:46:03.000 Yeah.
02:46:04.000 So if you have it in a drawer, and then you say you want to see how fucked up things used to be, you know they used to have those signs?
02:46:10.000 So you don't think I should put it right next to my swimming pool up there?
02:46:13.000 I would advise no.
02:46:15.000 But I think having it is not a bad thing.
02:46:17.000 You should have it in a drawer.
02:46:18.000 So if you have it in a drawer, every time you show someone, you get to represent what it is.
02:46:24.000 Instead of it just being a sign, they're like, Kid Rock is a sign since whites only.
02:46:27.000 My black friends are all fucking cool.
02:46:28.000 I'm sure they are.
02:46:29.000 We fuck with each other on that level all the time.
02:46:32.000 I'm sure they are.
02:46:33.000 It's not them that I would ever worry about.
02:46:34.000 I'm not putting it up for other people.
02:46:36.000 I'm putting it up for my family, my friends.
02:46:38.000 People already have your fucking Rolls Royce.
02:46:41.000 They're the...
02:46:41.000 I'm putting on my Rolls Royce.
02:46:43.000 But they have it.
02:46:43.000 Great idea.
02:46:44.000 Photos.
02:46:45.000 Where'd you get that idea?
02:46:46.000 Joe Rogan.
02:46:49.000 I told you my Rolls Royce!
02:46:51.000 Oh my God.
02:46:54.000 But having it as a relic of, you know, the Jim Crow days is, you know...
02:47:00.000 I want to show my son, I want to show my granddaughter.
02:47:02.000 Show anybody.
02:47:03.000 It's historic.
02:47:05.000 I mean, it's creepy.
02:47:06.000 But it's like, at the old studio, we used to have...
02:47:09.000 Where is that fucking helmet, that Nazi helmet?
02:47:13.000 We had a Nazi helmet that had a sword, like a bayonet.
02:47:18.000 You only used it on Halloween and stuff, right?
02:47:20.000 No, it had a light.
02:47:21.000 It was a light.
02:47:22.000 It was made by this same guy, Shane Against the Machine.
02:47:25.000 This guy who made this chimpanzee skull, he made this, like, a lamp that was a Nazi helmet with a bayonet through it.
02:47:34.000 Where the fuck is that, Jamie?
02:47:35.000 In a box, I don't know.
02:47:37.000 We gotta find it.
02:47:38.000 It needs to be brought back.
02:47:39.000 That's our thing.
02:47:41.000 How dope is that?
02:47:44.000 I love it.
02:47:44.000 That's dope, right?
02:47:46.000 It's a real bayonet.
02:47:47.000 No, it's artwork.
02:47:48.000 It's provocative.
02:47:49.000 It's fucked up.
02:47:50.000 It looks cool as shit.
02:47:51.000 And it's a lamp.
02:47:51.000 And the one I have has a bunch of holes in it like that one.
02:47:56.000 It's pretty dope.
02:47:57.000 This might even be redone.
02:47:58.000 I think that part's new.
02:48:00.000 Oh, he ramped it up.
02:48:02.000 Let's get a new one from him.
02:48:06.000 We'll reach out.
02:48:06.000 Yeah, I'm into that shit.
02:48:08.000 Dude, I love it.
02:48:09.000 But it's like...
02:48:10.000 That is a...
02:48:11.000 Not because it's...
02:48:11.000 Obviously, you know, you get it.
02:48:13.000 Obviously, I get it.
02:48:14.000 But I mean, apparently there's an area in Europe where so many people died.
02:48:20.000 I'm not exactly sure what country it is.
02:48:22.000 I know France has this enormous area that's the size of Paris.
02:48:27.000 France has an enormous area the size of Paris that no one can go into.
02:48:30.000 Do you know that?
02:48:31.000 They have so many unexploded ordnance and so much chemical bombs and all the shit that they fucking dropped on them.
02:48:40.000 No shit.
02:48:41.000 Find that one spot.
02:48:42.000 What is it called?
02:48:43.000 There's an area that's literally the size of Paris that you can't go into.
02:48:49.000 And it's all from the war.
02:48:50.000 So apparently they found so many helmets that you could go there and, like, find them in the ground in these places during World War II. So they're not uncommon.
02:49:03.000 So they take them and they can turn them into artwork.
02:49:05.000 I wonder why they haven't, like, debombed it, demined it, like, all that stuff.
02:49:09.000 I know, right?
02:49:09.000 Like, go in there and gather up all the swords and shit.
02:49:14.000 Like, how many people died there?
02:49:16.000 They just left them there.
02:49:18.000 I would like to do that trip.
02:49:19.000 To Normandy?
02:49:21.000 Yeah.
02:49:22.000 I got some friends in Paris.
02:49:23.000 I'm not...
02:49:25.000 It's getting bad.
02:49:26.000 Like, you know, years ago, I was like, I never wanted to be one of those people big around the world.
02:49:30.000 It's not that I don't appreciate the fans.
02:49:32.000 It's like, I don't give a fuck about being big in Croatia or fucking wherever, you know?
02:49:37.000 Right.
02:49:37.000 You want to be able to go hang out.
02:49:38.000 Played in Europe.
02:49:39.000 And I was raising a kid, too, as a single father.
02:49:41.000 So I split my time.
02:49:43.000 You know what I mean?
02:49:44.000 I was always home.
02:49:45.000 Like, you know, Thursday, maybe to Sunday.
02:49:47.000 I was always home.
02:49:47.000 But it's getting so bad.
02:49:48.000 I was like, years ago, I was like, I fucking love Canada.
02:49:51.000 Love the fucking people there.
02:49:53.000 But I'm like, eh.
02:49:55.000 I'm not gonna go.
02:49:56.000 I'm like, I'm not going to Europe.
02:49:57.000 I said that years ago.
02:49:58.000 I'm like, I'm fucking done.
02:49:59.000 We have talked about doing a festival in Budapest, like for all the European fans.
02:50:05.000 Some shit gets kicked around, but I'm like, no, really, I love the fans.
02:50:08.000 I don't fuck, I don't care.
02:50:10.000 I'm like, I'm not going to fucking Canada.
02:50:12.000 I love fucking Canada, but I'm not going.
02:50:14.000 And now I'm to the point, I'm like...
02:50:17.000 Is there really a reason to go west of the Mississippi?
02:50:22.000 Like, I'm fucking huge in Kentucky, man.
02:50:27.000 Like, big.
02:50:29.000 But you don't have to.
02:50:31.000 You do whatever the fuck you want.
02:50:32.000 Your kid rock.
02:50:33.000 You can make those people come to you.
02:50:34.000 I try not to let that get to my head, actually.
02:50:37.000 You don't have to.
02:50:38.000 But you just decide, I don't like going there.
02:50:40.000 Like, I don't hate anybody in Canada.
02:50:41.000 I just don't go there anymore.
02:50:44.000 Dude, I went there with Wayne Gretzky and got detained.
02:50:48.000 I believe you.
02:50:50.000 Why'd you get detained?
02:50:51.000 It's like, you know, you had to do that rehabilitation thing because you got caught with weed when you were like 18 or whatever.
02:50:56.000 Everyone in my band did.
02:50:57.000 This is one of the reasons we stopped going there.
02:50:58.000 They kept fucking me every time I go flying private with fucking the king of Canada.
02:51:03.000 Fucking detained me for 45 fucking minutes.
02:51:05.000 I'm like, fuck this place, man.
02:51:07.000 And I know it's not the people's fault.
02:51:09.000 I look at Trudeau.
02:51:10.000 He's a fucking classic piece of shit.
02:51:12.000 He's a piece of shit.
02:51:13.000 When did this happen?
02:51:14.000 How long ago?
02:51:15.000 This was with Chelios's Hall of Fame induction.
02:51:19.000 So whatever year that was.
02:51:21.000 How many years ago?
02:51:22.000 Seven, eight.
02:51:23.000 I'm terrible with the year game.
02:51:24.000 Yeah, they're rough on letting people in.
02:51:27.000 So listen to this.
02:51:28.000 Maybe we ought to take a nod from them.
02:51:31.000 Yeah, they've got...
02:51:32.000 Well, they're not...
02:51:34.000 They don't want people integrating into their culture, though.
02:51:38.000 They're happy for people to be able to...
02:51:40.000 Their whole culture's integrated.
02:51:41.000 Yeah, but...
02:51:42.000 It is.
02:51:43.000 It is.
02:51:44.000 But what I'm saying is they're having a problem with Muslim people wanting to impart Sharia law in certain schools.
02:51:52.000 Don't tell me about it.
02:51:53.000 I was born in Dearborn, Michigan.
02:51:54.000 Which is crazy, right?
02:51:55.000 Fuck.
02:51:56.000 One of the things that was hilarious was they elected this woman to be a Muslim who's a mayor of the city in Michigan.
02:52:05.000 And everyone's like, yay, so inclusive.
02:52:07.000 First thing she did is ban the pride flag.
02:52:11.000 Exactly.
02:52:12.000 They're throwing gay people off buildings.
02:52:15.000 It's so crazy.
02:52:16.000 Gay people are like Free Palestine.
02:52:17.000 Have you ever seen that meme?
02:52:19.000 Like, gays for Palestine, then Palestine for gays.
02:52:22.000 Yes.
02:52:23.000 Yeah, throwing people off buildings.
02:52:24.000 Jamie, can you pull that up so I can read it?
02:52:28.000 Yeah.
02:52:29.000 About the size of Paris.
02:52:31.000 So, in the years following the Great War, today, around 100 kilometers square, roughly the size of Paris, is still strictly prohibited by law from public entry and agriculture use because of an impossible amount of human remains and unexploded chemical munitions Yet to be recovered from the battlefields of both wars.
02:52:53.000 So there's an impossible amount of human remains out there, dude.
02:52:58.000 I'm looking at the top, and the website says messinessychick.com.
02:53:04.000 It's a solid website.
02:53:07.000 It's totally trustworthy and reliable.
02:53:10.000 MessyNessyChick.com says.
02:53:12.000 Well, this is a lady that just, whatever, maybe it's a dude, I don't know who wrote it, but whoever this person, they're just reporting on something that is true.
02:53:20.000 This is, uh, they pulled so much shit out of that area.
02:53:23.000 I kind of want to go there.
02:53:25.000 Like a metal detector?
02:53:27.000 I bet you'd find some shit.
02:53:29.000 100%.
02:53:29.000 We do some metal detecting.
02:53:30.000 But just imagine that expression.
02:53:33.000 An impossible amount of human remains.
02:53:36.000 460 square miles.
02:53:38.000 Yeah.
02:53:39.000 Paris, that fucking...
02:53:40.000 That's...
02:53:40.000 No.
02:53:41.000 What is the total amount of square miles you'd say, Jamie?
02:53:44.000 It's senator.
02:53:45.000 Originally covered that much space, and then it now was down to the size of Paris.
02:53:49.000 There's no fucking way Paris is 460 square miles.
02:53:53.000 So they slowly encroached in on the toxic area.
02:53:58.000 1,200 square kilometers, 460 square miles, now down to the size of Paris.
02:54:02.000 Wow.
02:54:04.000 How big 460 square fucking miles is?
02:54:07.000 That's a lot.
02:54:08.000 It's fucking huge.
02:54:09.000 That's a giant piece of land.
02:54:10.000 It's a state.
02:54:11.000 Yeah.
02:54:12.000 Bigger than some states.
02:54:13.000 So there's a state you can't go into?
02:54:16.000 I want to go.
02:54:18.000 It's probably super scary.
02:54:19.000 I mean, there's places in Vietnam where people would walk through the jungle and then boom, no leg.
02:54:24.000 Because you just stepped on a landmine that had been left there for 50 years.
02:54:28.000 My uncle was in Vietnam.
02:54:30.000 Not good.
02:54:32.000 Not good.
02:54:33.000 That's one of the sketchiest wars.
02:54:35.000 You want to be a conspiracy theorist.
02:54:37.000 Look into Vietnam.
02:54:39.000 The Vietnam War is one of the most perplexing of all wars because today no one thinks we should have gone and yet they do the exact same thing today that they did back then.
02:54:51.000 The way they just decide that people from this country need to be flying overseas to go shoot at people they don't know and it's all based on a lie and no one ever goes to jail for that lie.
02:55:04.000 It's insane.
02:55:05.000 And everything evolves, man.
02:55:06.000 Everything evolves.
02:55:07.000 You know, like, computers back then were terrible.
02:55:10.000 Now they're really good.
02:55:11.000 You know, if they were really terrible at the way they were corruptly running the world back then and made it real obvious, they're better at it now.
02:55:20.000 Yeah.
02:55:20.000 You just, what's the endgame?
02:55:23.000 I don't know, man.
02:55:24.000 Like, I'm fine.
02:55:24.000 I can ride it out.
02:55:25.000 I've been blessed.
02:55:26.000 I'm like, all right.
02:55:27.000 About my grandchildren.
02:55:29.000 Like, fuck.
02:55:29.000 I know.
02:55:30.000 I go back and forth from being optimistic to really pessimistic.
02:55:34.000 I go back and forth.
02:55:35.000 Like, I'll start thinking, you know what?
02:55:37.000 I'm pretty sure we're going to pull ahead and figure this out.
02:55:40.000 And then I go, yeah, stupid.
02:55:41.000 That's because you live in Texas and you don't live in Gaza.
02:55:44.000 If you lived in Gaza, you would be convinced that it's the end of the world.
02:55:48.000 Right?
02:55:49.000 Because it is the end of the world in one place.
02:55:51.000 In that spot, it's the end of the world.
02:55:54.000 But where you are, it's not.
02:55:55.000 And you got to look at it that way.
02:55:57.000 And when I look at it that way, I'm like, ooh.
02:55:58.000 The only wars we won were the fucking ones we were the most brutal motherfuckers on the planet.
02:56:04.000 Which, I don't disagree with what Israel's doing.
02:56:06.000 It's like, they should just go in there and be like, you know what?
02:56:09.000 We want our hostages back.
02:56:11.000 If we don't have them back, clock starts now in fucking 24 hours.
02:56:16.000 We're going to start bombing motherfuckers and killing fucking civilians.
02:56:19.000 30-40 thousand a fucking time.
02:56:21.000 So you civilians better fucking pack up and fucking get these fucking motherfuckers.
02:56:26.000 You go against Hamas.
02:56:28.000 You fucking go against them.
02:56:30.000 We're not playing fucking games with you.
02:56:31.000 That's the only thing people understand.
02:56:33.000 This is what happened in Nagasaki and Hiroshima.
02:56:37.000 Boom!
02:56:38.000 Swiped out.
02:56:38.000 They're like, oh, yes, we don't have Supreme Leader anymore.
02:56:42.000 We did not know you had such big bombs.
02:56:44.000 Yeah, but everybody has big bombs now.
02:56:46.000 The problem is you use a big bomb.
02:56:48.000 You set a precedent that they can use a big bomb.
02:56:49.000 They don't have one.
02:56:51.000 Well, they don't, but they're allies too.
02:56:53.000 That's the real problem.
02:56:54.000 Then we bomb the fuck out of them.
02:56:55.000 Someone's going to learn.
02:56:56.000 You've got to get your ass beat hard enough.
02:56:58.000 You can't just nuclear bomb people.
02:57:01.000 I didn't say nuclear.
02:57:02.000 Nuclear bomb you back.
02:57:03.000 No, I didn't say nuclear.
02:57:04.000 Okay, you said Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
02:57:05.000 I thought you meant it like that.
02:57:06.000 No, no.
02:57:06.000 I was saying just the brute force of strength used in those conflicts.
02:57:10.000 Yeah, but even a conventional bombing campaign, if you want to do that somewhere, they can do that to your place.
02:57:17.000 And this is what we have to avoid.
02:57:19.000 Fuck around and find out?
02:57:20.000 Yeah, until someone launches nukes.
02:57:24.000 And then we have a...
02:57:26.000 Our civilization is over.
02:57:29.000 The world, as you know it, ceases to exist.
02:57:32.000 There is no more electricity.
02:57:34.000 Whatever tools you have or things you find, and a small percentage of us are going to make it to breed and then make new kids and then go out into the world.
02:57:45.000 There's very few people that are going to live, man.
02:57:47.000 It's like me and you could probably figure it out.
02:57:50.000 Maybe.
02:57:50.000 Yeah.
02:57:51.000 Yeah.
02:57:51.000 I have chickens too.
02:57:53.000 I have elk in the freezer too.
02:57:55.000 But that freezer's not going to stay on.
02:57:57.000 You can gut an elk.
02:57:58.000 I can gut an elk.
02:57:58.000 But that freezer's not going to stay on.
02:58:00.000 So I'm going to lose most of my meat.
02:58:03.000 Unless I turn it into jerky.
02:58:05.000 You're going to have to do something to figure out how to fucking get by because the world is going to be different.
02:58:10.000 You're not going to have any electricity forever.
02:58:12.000 For the rest of your life, there'll be no electricity.
02:58:15.000 Just throwing paint at the wall, but what if we empower the people of Palestine, who could be good people?
02:58:21.000 I don't know.
02:58:22.000 Last I checked, most of these motherfuckers hate us.
02:58:24.000 But I'm not saying all the people do.
02:58:26.000 There's probably...
02:58:27.000 A lot that don't.
02:58:28.000 Just like in Iran, the population is, you know, because of the Iraq war, there's so many under 50 there.
02:58:34.000 That's like the majority.
02:58:35.000 The thing is, these guys don't have access to other information outside of where they live.
02:58:40.000 And then on top of that- Fucking Elon, send the Starlink, we'll send them some fucking guns.
02:58:44.000 Fuck, let's go!
02:58:45.000 The problem is, most of them would be so opposed to Israel that they would want to use those guns to go attack Israel.
02:58:53.000 Well, now we have due reason to fuck them all up.
02:58:57.000 Yeah, but if you think about you're a kid and you don't know why there's a conflict between Palestine and Israel and you're living in Palestine and then they start bombing and then they kill your mom.
02:59:07.000 Yeah, but you didn't do anything.
02:59:11.000 Sounds like Bud Light.
02:59:12.000 And then you get guns.
02:59:13.000 You're gonna go want to attack people.
02:59:15.000 You're gonna want to avenge them.
02:59:17.000 You're gonna want to join whatever group, whatever terrorist group.
02:59:21.000 So why did World War II end?
02:59:23.000 Well, why did World War II start?
02:59:26.000 Checkmate.
02:59:26.000 You got a dude who's fucking methed up.
02:59:30.000 You got an Adolf Hitler, methed up, charismatic dude that wants to take over the world.
02:59:35.000 That's how it started.
02:59:36.000 How did it end?
02:59:38.000 Nuclear bombs.
02:59:38.000 But it also ended through attrition.
02:59:40.000 At the end of it, the devastation on both sides was so horrible.
02:59:45.000 Terrible.
02:59:45.000 But where was the end?
02:59:48.000 Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
02:59:49.000 No, but what was the alternative?
02:59:52.000 Well, that's that case.
02:59:54.000 You know, the thing about whenever you're bombing cities...
02:59:58.000 What if that was your house?
02:59:59.000 What if that was your house?
03:00:00.000 Let's call your house Israel.
03:00:03.000 And your neighbors are Palestine.
03:00:05.000 Okay.
03:00:05.000 Those motherfuckers are...
03:00:07.000 You got a family of four.
03:00:08.000 They come over and fucking take out two of them in the fucking worst way.
03:00:12.000 Are you really gonna, like, worry about, like, what type of force you're using at your neighbor's?
03:00:17.000 No, you definitely wouldn't.
03:00:18.000 Well, the wife didn't have anything to do with it.
03:00:19.000 We've got to make sure she's okay and get some aid.
03:00:21.000 The senator's like, no, I'm sorry, man.
03:00:23.000 This is fucking war.
03:00:24.000 It's terrible.
03:00:25.000 It's the worst thing on earth.
03:00:26.000 I'm a peaceful man.
03:00:28.000 Right, but you're not supposed to pick civilian targets.
03:00:31.000 That's actually a war crime.
03:00:32.000 You can't fight war like that.
03:00:34.000 But you're not supposed to pick civilian targets.
03:00:36.000 They are.
03:00:37.000 So that's where, like, the Mossad has been able to get into hospitals.
03:00:40.000 They got trenches fucking underneath.
03:00:41.000 They got operation centers.
03:00:43.000 They killed those dudes the other day.
03:00:44.000 And all we can do is go by the reporting.
03:00:45.000 Like, you know, I get it.
03:00:47.000 But at some point, you got to believe something, right?
03:00:49.000 No, I definitely do.
03:00:50.000 They definitely seem to be doing that.
03:00:52.000 But also, if you're a person who's born in Palestine, you're fucked.
03:00:57.000 You're under their control.
03:00:58.000 It's not your fault.
03:00:59.000 By birth, you're fucked.
03:01:00.000 Yeah, but those aren't our enemy.
03:01:02.000 And the thing is, like, what you were saying, get them cell phones, get them the internet, get them armed.
03:01:10.000 If you get them armed, they're not going to really know how to use it, unless they're joining those military groups, and then they're also going to be indoctrinated at a young age by those groups, I would imagine, especially now with all the bombing that's been happening in Gaza.
03:01:23.000 You just came full circle to my point.
03:01:25.000 I'm not opposed to what you're saying.
03:01:27.000 There's no alternative.
03:01:28.000 I'm not saying that I'm opposed to what you're saying.
03:01:30.000 What I'm saying is that what you're saying could be taken as a callous thing, that it's just going to have to be how it is, that we have to kill women and children.
03:01:40.000 I wish there was an alternative.
03:01:43.000 And I don't know everything on this, by the way.
03:01:45.000 I don't know everything on this either.
03:01:46.000 I doubt they're sitting up in Congress going like, hey, we better listen real close to Kid Rock.
03:01:53.000 He's got this figured out.
03:01:55.000 I'm just not willing to accept that the only way human beings can resolve things in 2024 is to bomb each other out of existence.
03:02:01.000 Oh, I wish...
03:02:02.000 Fuck, believe me.
03:02:04.000 It's just the whole thing is so fucked.
03:02:07.000 The whole Palestine-Israel thing is so fucked.
03:02:11.000 If everybody in the world was willing to give up their fucking guns and weapons.
03:02:17.000 Okay.
03:02:18.000 Never going to fucking happen.
03:02:20.000 Well, no one would agree to that just because you're always going to need...
03:02:25.000 You're going to assume you're going to need to hunt things.
03:02:28.000 You're saying that you're going to let the animals just go wild?
03:02:32.000 Bears and deer overpopulate everywhere.
03:02:36.000 You're never going to kill any of them anymore?
03:02:38.000 Did you see that one?
03:02:39.000 Fucking grab a fucker by the antlers.
03:02:41.000 Dude.
03:02:44.000 Yeah, if you live near Moose, you better have a gun, bitch.
03:02:46.000 Oh my God, they're fucking mean.
03:02:48.000 They will stomp you to death.
03:02:49.000 Wow.
03:02:49.000 I got one in my hut in Montana.
03:02:51.000 It comes right up to the lodge.
03:02:53.000 Pretty cool, but...
03:02:54.000 You don't want to go outside where they're outside.
03:02:56.000 They'll stomp you to death.
03:02:57.000 I've seen the videos.
03:02:58.000 Oh my God, I watched...
03:02:59.000 Don't throw snowballs at the Moose.
03:03:01.000 I watched a snowboarder the other day just get stomped and it broke his leg.
03:03:05.000 Did you see the one chasing him down the hill?
03:03:08.000 Is that the one?
03:03:10.000 No, the guy was like, he just walked up to it and it just starts stomping him.
03:03:15.000 It stomped him down and he couldn't get back up.
03:03:17.000 He's just getting rocked.
03:03:18.000 And no one wanted to jump in and help him.
03:03:20.000 They were afraid.
03:03:21.000 You know, he's getting stomped to death by his fucking moose.
03:03:25.000 They're the most aggressive of all the deer species.
03:03:27.000 They'll actually go after you.
03:03:30.000 If they think you're threatening, they don't want to.
03:03:32.000 But if they think you're encroaching in on their territory, they're like, I'm going to stomp this dude out.
03:03:38.000 They know how to fight.
03:03:39.000 I'm gonna suck this dick.
03:03:40.000 Alright.
03:03:46.000 Bud Light.
03:03:50.000 These are the special Texas cans, son.
03:03:52.000 Look at that.
03:03:53.000 We got Longhorns.
03:03:54.000 We got the Star.
03:03:56.000 We got both.
03:03:58.000 Shane Gillis is getting you free Bud Lights.
03:04:00.000 I think we bought them.
03:04:02.000 We bought them, right?
03:04:03.000 Yeah.
03:04:04.000 I could have taken them from my club.
03:04:07.000 Free shit kind of sucks.
03:04:09.000 Free shit's not as fun when you have money.
03:04:11.000 There's nothing free about it.
03:04:12.000 The thing is it comes with...
03:04:14.000 Yeah.
03:04:14.000 You become friends with that person or influence.
03:04:18.000 Yeah.
03:04:19.000 There's nothing free about it.
03:04:20.000 Yeah.
03:04:21.000 It could get Weasley.
03:04:22.000 I mean, unless you're talking like free Tesla Cybertruck.
03:04:27.000 Well, you're not even...
03:04:28.000 You're subjecting him to a review.
03:04:32.000 Right?
03:04:33.000 I mean, it's not just free.
03:04:34.000 You're just thinking maybe I could bully him into a free one.
03:04:37.000 Yeah.
03:04:38.000 I don't think so, especially now that you said it.
03:04:41.000 Yeah, damn.
03:04:44.000 The thing's amazing, though.
03:04:45.000 I haven't driven it, but I have a friend who has one.
03:04:48.000 He said he bought it just because he had one of the earlier number out of the lot, like number nine or something like that.
03:04:54.000 The only thing I could see bad about driving around in a Cybertruck?
03:05:01.000 Telling your parents you're gay.
03:05:03.000 I knew something like that was coming.
03:05:06.000 I was just hoping it was going to be...
03:05:07.000 Nah, I hate modern shit, and I fucking do something about that truck.
03:05:12.000 I like it.
03:05:13.000 It's a great truck.
03:05:14.000 Have you driven one?
03:05:15.000 Yeah.
03:05:16.000 No, I haven't driven the Cybertruck, but I've driven electric cars.
03:05:18.000 I've driven the S. I've seen the Cybertruck in real life.
03:05:21.000 He brought it here, and I've seen a bunch of them on the road.
03:05:24.000 I think they look dope.
03:05:25.000 He brought it here?
03:05:26.000 Yeah, he brought it here.
03:05:27.000 He parked it right back there.
03:05:29.000 It's cool.
03:05:30.000 I shot an arrow at it.
03:05:32.000 You asked me to shoot a gun at it.
03:05:34.000 Because I didn't want to have a ricochet in a fucking garage.
03:05:38.000 Because it will bounce off.
03:05:40.000 It's worth it.
03:05:43.000 If I had ear plugs, you know, if I had my ear gear, my eye gear, maybe I would have shot it.
03:05:53.000 But the point is, it can survive a.45 slug.
03:05:57.000 It's legit.
03:05:58.000 It's like folded steel.
03:06:00.000 It's thick as shit.
03:06:02.000 I like it.
03:06:03.000 It's pretty dope.
03:06:03.000 I like the idea of it.
03:06:04.000 Like I said, I'm done.
03:06:05.000 And it's an American car.
03:06:08.000 I like a little American car.
03:06:09.000 That's me shooting at it.
03:06:11.000 That's you?
03:06:11.000 Yeah.
03:06:14.000 I shot at it, and it didn't even scratch it.
03:06:16.000 What's with the Puerto Rico shirt?
03:06:17.000 It's a meme.
03:06:18.000 There was a dude who went to a game who looked exactly like me.
03:06:24.000 I mean, he looked exactly like me.
03:06:26.000 And the meme was like, Joe Rogan ain't being slick.
03:06:30.000 That's pretty good.
03:06:31.000 And I saw that.
03:06:32.000 And I saw that.
03:06:33.000 I was like, oh my god, that guy looks exactly like me.
03:06:35.000 So I was him for Halloween.
03:06:37.000 So me and Elon did a podcast together.
03:06:40.000 Come on, bro.
03:06:41.000 That looks exactly like me.
03:06:43.000 How much does that guy look like me?
03:06:45.000 Does he look like me if I've been eating spaghetti for like a week?
03:06:47.000 Tell me that's his real fucking hair.
03:06:48.000 I don't know if that's his real hair, but that was me.
03:06:51.000 Tell me that- that can't- look at his eyebrows.
03:06:53.000 That can't be- No, they were all wearing blonde wigs for a reason.
03:06:55.000 I looked it up at one point.
03:06:57.000 Oh, okay.
03:06:58.000 It has to be a wig.
03:06:59.000 Yeah.
03:07:00.000 So I got a similar wig.
03:07:06.000 And this, kids, is why you just say no to weed.
03:07:09.000 Well, you know, it's a fun thing to do.
03:07:12.000 But the point is, I didn't go through the...
03:07:15.000 I mean, I have an 80-pound bow.
03:07:17.000 You draw 80?
03:07:18.000 Yeah.
03:07:19.000 What the fuck?
03:07:20.000 I have a 90, too.
03:07:21.000 I have a 90, as well.
03:07:22.000 You don't need to draw more than fucking 30. That's not true.
03:07:25.000 Who told you that?
03:07:26.000 Ted Nugent?
03:07:28.000 Yeah, Ted has a very...
03:07:29.000 I'm not a bow hunter.
03:07:30.000 My girl is.
03:07:31.000 Ted is a legend, and I agree with him on almost everything, except...
03:07:35.000 How far are you shooting a fucking whitetail?
03:07:37.000 Fucking 150 yards?
03:07:38.000 Okay, if you're shooting whitetails, but I'm shooting elk.
03:07:41.000 And also, I am of the opinion that 80 pounds to me is not the same as 80 pounds to someone who's not strong.
03:07:49.000 True, I can't pull that.
03:07:50.000 It's a big difference.
03:07:51.000 I can't pull fucking 80 pounds.
03:07:52.000 So when people say, like, oh, you pull 80 pounds, that's stupid.
03:07:54.000 I do 80 pounds hundreds of times a day.
03:07:58.000 I do it all the time.
03:07:59.000 It's not hard for me to pull 80 pounds.
03:08:01.000 So when someone says you pull 80 pounds, like, yeah, I shot 200 arrows.
03:08:05.000 Like, what's your point?
03:08:06.000 Like, if you have a hard time pulling 80 pounds, why are we pretending that we have the same body?
03:08:13.000 Why are we pretending we have the same physical strength?
03:08:15.000 This is dumb.
03:08:16.000 So if someone's saying, like, 70 pounds is all you need, Okay, but why not go to 50?
03:08:22.000 Why not go to 30?
03:08:23.000 Why not go to 20?
03:08:24.000 That's dumb.
03:08:25.000 Because at a certain point in time, you're going to lose speed, and you're not going to be able to penetrate correctly.
03:08:29.000 You're going to have less kinetic force on your arrow.
03:08:32.000 It kind of goes with golf.
03:08:34.000 Like, in a hearty swing, the farther the ball goes.
03:08:36.000 But you don't have to swing hard.
03:08:37.000 You need to hit it straight and make good contact.
03:08:39.000 Right, but there's also a lot of people that believe that holding weight makes you more accurate.
03:08:44.000 And a heavier holding weight, when you're really locked in, you're more accurate.
03:08:49.000 I know guys who feel more accurate with an 80-pound bow than they do with a 50-pound bow or a 40-pound bow.
03:08:55.000 But it's all subjective, right?
03:08:57.000 That's all dependent upon your technique and how much you train in archery.
03:09:01.000 I just- I train with a 300 Win Mag.
03:09:04.000 Yeah, look, okay.
03:09:06.000 Good example.
03:09:07.000 You don't shoot a 22. You shoot a 300 Win Mag.
03:09:10.000 Why?
03:09:10.000 Because you can.
03:09:11.000 I'm not doing headshots.
03:09:14.000 That's true.
03:09:15.000 17 cal headshot.
03:09:16.000 You're not doing headshots with a bow and arrow either.
03:09:18.000 When you're shooting something, you should have it as lethal as possible.
03:09:24.000 And so for me, I like a heavy arrow moving fast.
03:09:29.000 And really accurate.
03:09:30.000 And the best way to do that is to have heavier draw weight.
03:09:35.000 I like to shoot my bow at targets and drink beer.
03:09:38.000 Yeah.
03:09:39.000 That just pisses me off when I'm out there and fucking something's out of range and I see it and I've been sitting out there.
03:09:43.000 I'm like, fuck that shit.
03:09:44.000 What about the adrenaline rush?
03:09:46.000 I'm like, get that every night on stage.
03:09:48.000 I'm like, I want fucking kill some shit and eat it.
03:09:51.000 Well, then you can just get it, sit over a feeder.
03:09:53.000 There's a lot of people that hunt in Texas like that.
03:09:56.000 They just put a stand over a feeder.
03:09:58.000 Yeah.
03:09:58.000 I don't like to whitetail hunt anymore.
03:10:00.000 No?
03:10:01.000 Nah, I don't need to be alone in the woods with my fucking thoughts for that fucking while I'm fucking bored.
03:10:05.000 I try to take some snacks, take a fucking nap.
03:10:07.000 I want to run the mountains to chase elk or birds, action, buddies there.
03:10:11.000 I don't like to be alone.
03:10:13.000 Yeah.
03:10:14.000 That's a definitely...
03:10:15.000 I've done it before.
03:10:16.000 I did it with my friend John Dudley.
03:10:18.000 I did some tree stand whitetail hunting.
03:10:21.000 It's a different mental game.
03:10:23.000 Like, it's very hard to do.
03:10:25.000 And I think people don't understand how hard it is to do.
03:10:27.000 What's the game?
03:10:28.000 Fucking sit here and wait?
03:10:29.000 Yeah.
03:10:30.000 Sit there and keep your shit together while you don't move because maybe if you do, at one point in time, a giant buck's going to stroll through the trail.
03:10:38.000 I hate that.
03:10:39.000 I get it.
03:10:40.000 I get it.
03:10:41.000 We'd rather ride horseback, get off, or someone put some birds out.
03:10:44.000 We've got some pointers.
03:10:45.000 I've got a beer in my fucking case.
03:10:47.000 It's not for me.
03:10:48.000 If I want to work, chase elk.
03:10:50.000 You know that's a lot of fucking work.
03:10:52.000 Yeah, that's a lot of work.
03:10:53.000 Getting to the elk, you know, once you spot them, and there's a lot of them, and you're picking out the big daddies, and then you've got to fucking figure out how to get to them.
03:11:01.000 That could take fucking a couple days and fucking a lot of miles of fucking hiking.
03:11:05.000 It's difficult.
03:11:06.000 Everywhere you go to hunt, it's difficult if you're hunting elk.
03:11:10.000 Like, if they're wild, free-ranging elk, it's really hard.
03:11:13.000 But I enjoy that.
03:11:15.000 The thing that's hard about whitetail hunting, though, is the mental game.
03:11:18.000 Just keeping your shit together in the stand all day.
03:11:21.000 My girl will sit out there for seven hours.
03:11:24.000 She'll take a couple snacks in a tree stand with her fucking bow.
03:11:26.000 I'm like, you're fucking nuts.
03:11:28.000 People are dedicated to it.
03:11:30.000 They're dedicated to it because they're also learning from each other on how to set up trail cameras and how to set up scrapes.
03:11:36.000 Pattern the deer.
03:11:37.000 Putting scent on trees and shit.
03:11:40.000 I'm fascinated by it.
03:11:41.000 I don't do it.
03:11:43.000 Yeah, they make the grunt noises.
03:11:45.000 They rattle.
03:11:46.000 I hunted some whitetails down in South Texas last year, but we did it...
03:11:51.000 Well, Sav, too.
03:11:52.000 You're on a buggy, they put their feeder on, it goes...
03:11:54.000 No, we didn't do it that way.
03:11:57.000 We rattled them in.
03:11:59.000 They're real responsive to rattling in.
03:12:01.000 During the run?
03:12:02.000 Yeah.
03:12:02.000 Dude, it's crazy.
03:12:03.000 You rattle...
03:12:05.000 You clack some antlers together, and within 15 seconds, bucks were running straight towards you.
03:12:12.000 South Texas is unbelievable.
03:12:14.000 It's crazy down there.
03:12:15.000 Yeah.
03:12:16.000 Crazy down there.
03:12:17.000 You could have anything.
03:12:19.000 You could have zebras and fucking...
03:12:21.000 It's the only state, because I looked into it, because I was like, I should high-fence our place in Nashville.
03:12:25.000 Even just get some cool shit to look at, whether it's some stags or zebras or fucking, you know, whatever, water buffalo.
03:12:33.000 You can't do it?
03:12:34.000 Oh, you cramping again, bro?
03:12:37.000 That didn't work.
03:12:38.000 Did it work?
03:12:38.000 Didn't work?
03:12:39.000 I think it's from sitting in his fucking goddamn chair.
03:12:41.000 Pinch your lip.
03:12:42.000 No, your tongue.
03:12:43.000 Oh, your lip?
03:12:44.000 If it's your right leg, pinch the inside of your left lip or something like that.
03:12:49.000 I was reading it.
03:12:50.000 It says it's a thing.
03:12:51.000 I don't know.
03:12:52.000 Yeah, I had heard it was grab your tongue.
03:12:54.000 I went to pinch my leg down here and almost grabbed my cock.
03:12:59.000 Whoa.
03:12:59.000 Easy.
03:13:00.000 What were we talking about?
03:13:01.000 So you couldn't high-fence your spot?
03:13:03.000 Well, no, you can't.
03:13:04.000 In Texas, you can have any animal you want.
03:13:06.000 And, like, Tennessee and I think Alabama, too, can only be native to that state that you can have in there.
03:13:13.000 You know what's hilarious about Texas?
03:13:15.000 Well, that's not true because Luke Bryan had some red stag on a property.
03:13:19.000 Maybe I was on the sneak tip.
03:13:21.000 It's only certain things you can have, but you can't...
03:13:23.000 The more exotics, they're like, no.
03:13:25.000 That's what it is.
03:13:26.000 Like zebras and shit.
03:13:27.000 I like you gotta fucking be honest here, because fucking homeboys over here are like, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, fucking fact.
03:13:32.000 He'll one-handed Google you.
03:13:33.000 It's not like fucking fact-checking after the fact.
03:13:36.000 It's fact-checking in real time.
03:13:38.000 But wasn't Tiger King in Oklahoma?
03:13:40.000 Wasn't that where that was?
03:13:42.000 Dude, speaking of Oklahoma, shout out to Jessie Jane, who passed away recently.
03:13:46.000 The porn star?
03:13:47.000 Yeah?
03:13:47.000 I dated her for a while, way back in the day.
03:13:49.000 She passed away?
03:13:50.000 She did.
03:13:51.000 Drug overdose, sadly.
03:13:52.000 But she was a beautiful girl.
03:13:53.000 Nice girl.
03:13:54.000 And I feel like people in my position wouldn't say that.
03:13:57.000 You know what I mean?
03:13:58.000 Because she had a lot of friends.
03:13:59.000 She was awesome.
03:13:59.000 I spent Christmas out there with her family, and her mother actually took care of baby tigers.
03:14:05.000 She worked at this tiger zoo.
03:14:07.000 This was years ago.
03:14:09.000 Her family couldn't have been cooler.
03:14:10.000 Her mom, her dad.
03:14:11.000 We're good to go.
03:14:35.000 Right.
03:14:37.000 There's some crazy movie where they use real lions.
03:14:40.000 These people are getting caught up by lions.
03:14:42.000 Everybody on the set got hurt.
03:14:44.000 But I think Melanie Griffin grew up in a house with large cats.
03:14:49.000 Yeah, she's in the movie, I think.
03:14:51.000 Like lions?
03:14:52.000 Yeah, like lions.
03:14:54.000 And it was like their house.
03:14:56.000 There's photos of them with these lions in their house.
03:15:00.000 I can't say I don't want a pet lion.
03:15:01.000 Yeah, but dude.
03:15:02.000 Like a monkey?
03:15:04.000 Parrots?
03:15:05.000 She got attacked by a lion during the movie.
03:15:07.000 She eventually recovered without being disfigured, although she did require some facial reconstructive.
03:15:12.000 Oh!
03:15:13.000 Facial reconstruction.
03:15:14.000 50 sutures.
03:15:15.000 50 sutures after being attacked by a lioness.
03:15:18.000 What sutures?
03:15:19.000 It was fear that she would lose an eye.
03:15:22.000 But she eventually recovered without being disfigured, although she did require some facial reconstruction.
03:15:28.000 Stitches.
03:15:29.000 Stitches of sutures.
03:15:30.000 Sutures.
03:15:31.000 A lion jumped on John Marshall and bit the back of his head, inflicting a wound that required 56 sutures.
03:15:39.000 When did people start calling them sutures?
03:15:41.000 Why did they say stitches?
03:15:43.000 They're just being technical.
03:15:45.000 See if you can get photos of Melanie Griffin with the lion.
03:15:49.000 The photos, because there's a website that documented it.
03:15:53.000 It's really weird.
03:15:56.000 Yeah, that's her house.
03:15:57.000 Oh, I see it up here.
03:15:58.000 How weird is that, man?
03:15:59.000 That's her as a kid.
03:16:01.000 That's so insane.
03:16:03.000 They have lions like you have a dog.
03:16:07.000 That's so insane.
03:16:08.000 These things are so big!
03:16:11.000 And they were playing with them in the house and hoping that these things didn't fuck them up.
03:16:15.000 Look at this.
03:16:16.000 This is so crazy, dude.
03:16:19.000 Oh, this is the dumb movie where the thing's attacking people.
03:16:24.000 Look, it's being playful and they're trying to pretend that they're being attacked.
03:16:30.000 It's so dumb.
03:16:31.000 If that thing attacked you, it would be so quick and violent if it wanted to.
03:16:35.000 Looks like a great movie if you still did hallucinogenics.
03:16:39.000 No, it'd probably freak you out.
03:16:40.000 It's supposed to be a terrible movie.
03:16:41.000 But it's just...
03:16:43.000 Imagine growing up like that.
03:16:46.000 That's fucking insane.
03:16:48.000 Talk about frosted flakes.
03:16:50.000 Growing up with lions.
03:16:53.000 Oh, they're saying, we're listening to it, in this she is being attacked.
03:16:57.000 Oh, she really was?
03:16:58.000 I guess she was saying the safe word and the director kept filming.
03:17:00.000 Oh, my God.
03:17:01.000 So they're trying to promote the movie.
03:17:03.000 So they didn't pull the line off?
03:17:06.000 Is that what they were supposed to do?
03:17:07.000 I guess.
03:17:07.000 I don't know.
03:17:08.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.
03:17:09.000 Where's your smoke suckers in here?
03:17:11.000 They'll suck it out.
03:17:12.000 No, where?
03:17:12.000 It's going up.
03:17:13.000 It's all through.
03:17:13.000 They're up behind in there.
03:17:15.000 Yeah.
03:17:15.000 Slick.
03:17:16.000 Yeah, bro.
03:17:16.000 I like that.
03:17:18.000 This is what happens when you get a ton of fucking money for talking to people.
03:17:22.000 Smoke suckers.
03:17:23.000 If you want to do it this way.
03:17:26.000 Some people do it differently.
03:17:27.000 I got the big ones in the studio like...
03:17:29.000 Oh, those are loud though.
03:17:32.000 Those will fuck with the conversation.
03:17:34.000 This is perfect.
03:17:34.000 It's like just the amount of suck.
03:17:36.000 Worst thing you can have in a fucking recording studio.
03:17:39.000 Oh my god, right?
03:17:40.000 Gotta do vocals like click, shut them off.
03:17:42.000 Yeah.
03:17:43.000 Yeah, this is quiet.
03:17:44.000 I couldn't afford the good ones.
03:17:47.000 Well, it's also there's like a lot of space above the room.
03:17:50.000 So you could set up your equipment.
03:17:54.000 Outside, so it doesn't make so much noise in here.
03:17:57.000 Starlight ceiling?
03:17:57.000 Look at you.
03:17:58.000 Yeah, bro.
03:17:59.000 Look at you.
03:17:59.000 Good flying stars, too.
03:18:02.000 Shooting stars.
03:18:03.000 What does Kid Rock think about aliens?
03:18:05.000 You ever wonder about what the fuck's going on?
03:18:07.000 Nah.
03:18:08.000 Not at all?
03:18:09.000 No.
03:18:13.000 You see all the talk in the news and all the disclosure hearings?
03:18:18.000 No.
03:18:18.000 I mean, I don't never click on the articles.
03:18:20.000 I'm like, I give a fuck.
03:18:23.000 That's good.
03:18:25.000 Until you have to know?
03:18:27.000 Until someone's like, dude, he's with me, we're coming over.
03:18:30.000 Right.
03:18:31.000 Like, eh.
03:18:32.000 That's a good way to, yeah, because you know how many people waste their time wanting it to be real, hoping it's real?
03:18:39.000 I don't know.
03:18:40.000 Waste of time.
03:18:41.000 I don't even know what to think about it.
03:18:43.000 I don't know if I want it to be real.
03:18:46.000 Well, you gotta imagine, as big as the universe is, that there's something out there.
03:18:51.000 And you've got to imagine, what if there's something out there that's just a thousand years more advanced than us?
03:18:56.000 Just a thousand.
03:18:57.000 A little blip, a little tiny amount of time.
03:18:59.000 Not that much time at all, really.
03:19:00.000 There's something here like that.
03:19:02.000 He's called Elon Musk.
03:19:05.000 Yeah.
03:19:05.000 Imagine a whole planet filled with the successor to Elon.
03:19:10.000 You could easily imagine something would want to visit here.
03:19:15.000 And you could easily imagine that something exists.
03:19:16.000 No, could you imagine if they didn't?
03:19:18.000 Yeah.
03:19:18.000 That's crazy.
03:19:19.000 That's even more crazy.
03:19:20.000 If they're like, fuck Disney World.
03:19:22.000 Yeah.
03:19:22.000 Like, I don't go to that fucking stupid place.
03:19:24.000 Look what we got here.
03:19:25.000 That'd be like us going to Canada or Europe.
03:19:28.000 It would be a lot crazier than that.
03:19:30.000 If they're like, yeah, I don't want to go to fucking that planet.
03:19:34.000 I think it'd be like us going to, like, some country and studying animals.
03:19:40.000 I don't think it would be...
03:19:41.000 I think it'd be like studying...
03:19:44.000 Literally like going and finding cave people that are Stone Age still and studying them.
03:19:51.000 See, I'd rather go back in time and talk to those fuckers than talk to the people in front of us.
03:19:56.000 The people in front of us are probably not going to be people anymore.
03:19:59.000 Because I can have more poignant questions.
03:20:00.000 The people in front of us are probably going to be integrated with technology.
03:20:04.000 Like permanently integrated.
03:20:05.000 That new guy that Elon Musk put the Neuralink in his head, he apparently can use his cursor.
03:20:13.000 He can actually search the internet and do a bunch of things just using his brain now.
03:20:18.000 So it's working.
03:20:20.000 I just want to see if me and George Washington would be boys.
03:20:26.000 Would he be golfing like me and Trump, hanging out?
03:20:29.000 I have a lot of questions.
03:20:31.000 If you go to one place, where would you go?
03:20:33.000 If you had one shot, you can go back in time once and survive and come back to the future.
03:20:37.000 Where would you go?
03:20:40.000 Jesus.
03:20:41.000 Jesus.
03:20:42.000 What if there was nobody there?
03:20:45.000 Even better, I get them all myself?
03:20:47.000 Just me and Jesus?
03:20:48.000 No, I mean, what if Jesus wasn't there?
03:20:50.000 What if you go back and you're like, I just want to go see Jesus?
03:20:52.000 And you're like, okay, what time?
03:20:54.000 He'd be there.
03:20:55.000 He'd probably like a DJ back then, fucking cutting his shit up.
03:21:00.000 He's there.
03:21:01.000 You think there's a real Jesus?
03:21:02.000 Definitely?
03:21:03.000 Absolutely.
03:21:04.000 A thousand percent.
03:21:06.000 What makes you convinced?
03:21:09.000 My faith.
03:21:16.000 I mean, that's a good answer.
03:21:19.000 I always wonder when people are telling stories, though.
03:21:22.000 Like, how long did that story take before people wrote it down?
03:21:25.000 How many times did people alter it, just like they do with everything today?
03:21:29.000 I've got to imagine that at a certain point in time in history, they probably didn't tell the truth about a lot of things.
03:21:34.000 And we take those things, tell them through oral traditions, have them written down.
03:21:39.000 There's a difference between lies and between the truth getting, you know, manipulated and twisted a little bit.
03:21:46.000 The underlying usually is still there.
03:21:49.000 So you think the real truth was that he actually was the Son of God?
03:21:52.000 Yes.
03:21:54.000 It would be amazing if it was true.
03:21:56.000 It is amazing.
03:21:58.000 I believe you.
03:21:59.000 I believe that you believe that.
03:22:00.000 Would you like to be introduced to Jesus?
03:22:04.000 Listen, I think the concept of Jesus is absolutely amazing.
03:22:06.000 If Jesus came here and wanted to visit me, I would be psyched.
03:22:10.000 Would you like to know Jesus?
03:22:11.000 In what way?
03:22:12.000 I can put my pastor on your show.
03:22:15.000 I'm good.
03:22:16.000 She's great.
03:22:17.000 Pastor Paula White.
03:22:18.000 She's Trump's spiritual advisor, too.
03:22:20.000 Oh, that's hilarious.
03:22:20.000 You should have her on the show.
03:22:21.000 Talk about Jesus.
03:22:22.000 I'm very interested in the idea of Jesus being a real person.
03:22:27.000 But I look at it the same way I look at everything else.
03:22:31.000 Let's circle back.
03:22:33.000 You told me that you believed in Bigfoot.
03:22:36.000 No, I was joking around.
03:22:37.000 I was joking around.
03:22:38.000 I was joking around.
03:22:39.000 But I wanted Bigfoot to be real, for sure.
03:22:41.000 Just like I want Jesus to be real.
03:22:43.000 He is?
03:22:44.000 Well, the thing Bigfoot used to be real.
03:22:46.000 The thing that I found out when I really got fascinated by Bigfoot.
03:22:49.000 You know how you know Jesus is real right in this moment?
03:22:51.000 How?
03:22:52.000 Because the forgiveness that I am exercising by drinking this Bud Light right now.
03:22:57.000 Oh, that's Jesus?
03:22:58.000 That's Jesus.
03:22:59.000 Jesus is everywhere.
03:23:01.000 He's in his room.
03:23:02.000 He's in the world.
03:23:03.000 He's in the universe.
03:23:04.000 By the aliens that you...
03:23:06.000 Want so desperately to be real or have the concept of them being real?
03:23:09.000 That's Jesus.
03:23:11.000 That is Jesus.
03:23:14.000 As a Christian, I have to believe in forgiveness.
03:23:18.000 Beautiful.
03:23:19.000 Cheers.
03:23:20.000 Well said.
03:23:25.000 I never thought I'd have to explain Jesus to drinking a fucking Bud Light.
03:23:29.000 You don't explain it.
03:23:30.000 You're saying how you feel.
03:23:33.000 Jesus and God are everywhere.
03:23:35.000 They're everywhere.
03:23:36.000 Every time you look at a flower that blooms or you look at one of your children, you're like, that's Jesus.
03:23:42.000 That is Jesus.
03:23:45.000 That is God.
03:23:48.000 Yeah, I want to be real clear.
03:23:49.000 I just saw a shooting star.
03:23:50.000 How fucking cool is that?
03:23:52.000 That's God going, bang!
03:23:54.000 Nailed it!
03:23:55.000 Sort of.
03:23:55.000 That's every 30 seconds.
03:23:57.000 I haven't seen one all fucking interviewing.
03:24:00.000 I just happen to be speaking passionately about Jesus and God and that motherfucker went, whoop!
03:24:04.000 But that's how confirmation bias happens.
03:24:07.000 That's what makes people believe certain things.
03:24:09.000 Like that Jesus sent that suit.
03:24:11.000 That fucking star is on a...
03:24:12.000 Maybe you timed it right.
03:24:15.000 That's Jesus.
03:24:15.000 It could be coincidental.
03:24:16.000 That's Jesus.
03:24:17.000 I think he's probably super busy, and I would guide him if he can do miracles.
03:24:22.000 This is not the spot.
03:24:24.000 Sam Kinison.
03:24:26.000 The greatest ever.
03:24:27.000 Yeah, he was the greatest ever.
03:24:28.000 One of them, for sure.
03:24:30.000 When he went off on the Jesus shit.
03:24:32.000 Oh my God.
03:24:33.000 Yeah.
03:24:34.000 Ow, not my left hand!
03:24:35.000 Ow, ow!
03:24:37.000 What's that?
03:24:38.000 You've been gone with your 12 fuckhead friends who won't get a job.
03:24:41.000 This is day three of this shit.
03:24:42.000 12 losers!
03:24:44.000 Every one of them's using you.
03:24:47.000 You don't have sense enough to know it.
03:24:48.000 Yeah.
03:24:49.000 Where have you been?
03:24:50.000 Well, first of all, I was dead!
03:24:52.000 He comes back.
03:24:53.000 After three days, Mrs. Jesus is like, I've had enough of this shit.
03:24:58.000 Comes back looking all partied out, man.
03:25:01.000 Sam Kinison was my favorite fucking comedian.
03:25:04.000 Also, you gotta remember, Sam Kinison was doing that in 86. Oh, he was doing everything.
03:25:09.000 Age jokes on gay people.
03:25:11.000 It's the funniest shit on earth.
03:25:14.000 Oh, he was an animal.
03:25:15.000 If you kids out there fucking listening have not watched that Sam Kinison...
03:25:19.000 From Hollywood.
03:25:20.000 That's special.
03:25:21.000 Yeah.
03:25:21.000 His first one.
03:25:22.000 I think it's called...
03:25:24.000 Breaking the Rules?
03:25:24.000 Yeah, is that what it's called?
03:25:25.000 Breaking the Rules?
03:25:26.000 I think so.
03:25:27.000 It's either Breaking the Rules or Have You Seen Me Lately.
03:25:29.000 No, it's not Have You Seen Me Lately.
03:25:30.000 It's got to be Breaking the Rules.
03:25:32.000 I think Have You Seen Me Lately is an album.
03:25:33.000 It is the greatest comedy, and that's going to get some strong shit.
03:25:37.000 And Louder Than Hell, his cassette.
03:25:41.000 No doubt, if Sam Kinison wouldn't have tragically passed away, we'd be rolling around together.
03:25:45.000 Yeah.
03:25:48.000 I saw him live a couple of times when I was a kid.
03:25:51.000 Oh, I'm jealous.
03:25:52.000 Yeah, I got to see him two different places live.
03:25:55.000 Rodney put him on.
03:25:56.000 Mm-hmm.
03:25:57.000 Yeah.
03:25:58.000 One of our favorites, too.
03:25:59.000 Rodney's one of the greatest.
03:26:00.000 In our green room at the club, we have handwritten notes from Rodney's last Tonight Show special.
03:26:05.000 So it's all his bits laid out and his topics he was going to bring up on the couch.
03:26:10.000 I'm going to start making trips down here.
03:26:11.000 We always look for fun trips, grab friends, come in, have dinner, see comedy.
03:26:14.000 Oh, come on down, man.
03:26:15.000 Come on down.
03:26:16.000 I'll tell you a night when Shane's going to be up and...
03:26:18.000 Brian Simpson's here.
03:26:20.000 We've got a great crew of people.
03:26:21.000 Ron White's here.
03:26:22.000 He's here all the time.
03:26:24.000 We've got a great crew of people.
03:26:24.000 Ron, last time I was golfing with him, he's like, I quit drinking, man.
03:26:28.000 I'm like, oh, you know, Bob will meet him and daily out.
03:26:31.000 He's like, but I'm hiring fucking mushrooms.
03:26:35.000 Yeah, he didn't quit getting fucked up.
03:26:37.000 He was drinking too much.
03:26:39.000 It was hurting him.
03:26:40.000 Well, listen, brother, I'm glad we sat down and we did this.
03:26:43.000 It was a lot of fun talking to you.
03:26:45.000 Yeah, thank you for having me.
03:26:46.000 Thank you as well.
03:26:47.000 I always enjoy your company and you're just a fun guy to be around, man.
03:26:50.000 Ditto, man.
03:26:51.000 Glad we got a chance to do this.
03:26:52.000 Congrats again on your success, man.
03:26:54.000 Thank you, brother.
03:26:54.000 And same to you.
03:26:55.000 Same to you.
03:26:56.000 I love the fact that you're so completely independent.
03:26:58.000 You know, you got your fans, you do your shows, you don't need nobody.
03:27:02.000 I live in this little world right here.
03:27:04.000 But you got it nailed.
03:27:05.000 You're the king of that world.
03:27:06.000 Thank you.
03:27:07.000 Thank you, brother.
03:27:07.000 Appreciate you.
03:27:08.000 God bless you.
03:27:09.000 Bye, everybody.