The Joe Rogan Experience - May 08, 2012


Joe Rogan Experience #213 - Eddie Bravo


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2 hours and 58 minutes

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35,849

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On this episode of the Joe Rogan Experience Podcast, the boys talk about the new Fleshlight flashlight and why women should get them. Also, we talk about sex in a car and how to impress women with where you take them.

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00:00:01.000 Joe Rogan podcast, check it out!
00:00:03.000 The Joe Rogan Experience.
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00:00:10.000 The Joe Rogan Experience podcast is brought to you by the fleshlight.
00:00:12.000 If you go to joerogan.net, click on the link for the flashlight, enter in the code name Rogan, blah de blah blah.
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00:00:22.000 Number one sex toy for men. 0.92
00:00:25.000 I actually used it the other day.
00:00:26.000 Remember, I took two from you?
00:00:28.000 Yes.
00:00:28.000 I took two, and I used one like maybe two weeks ago.
00:00:33.000 And I took two because I knew I didn't want to wash it.
00:00:35.000 So I used it and threw it away.
00:00:37.000 It was cool.
00:00:38.000 That's it?
00:00:39.000 You just one hit it and quit it?
00:00:41.000 That's it.
00:00:43.000 No need to save it.
00:00:45.000 Well, you can always get a new one from anybody.
00:00:47.000 Anytime you want.
00:00:48.000 Yeah, dude.
00:00:48.000 That would be cool.
00:00:50.000 You know, whenever the missus is out with the friends or with the family in Bakersfield.
00:00:55.000 You know what I mean?
00:00:56.000 It's perfect.
00:00:57.000 Yeah.
00:00:58.000 It's a very underappreciated product.
00:01:02.000 Women that are afraid that their husbands are cheating and all that shit, they should be giving their husbands these fucking flesh lights. 1.00
00:01:09.000 Come on.
00:01:09.000 Can you imagine the amount, the percentage of cheating that it would cut out instantly?
00:01:15.000 Cut out a lot of it, but I think a lot of cheating is psychological too.
00:01:19.000 But I think overall, generally, if you had a wife that was, you know, of course she's not going to let you cheat, but she was giving you like every week, it was part of the groceries and shit.
00:01:30.000 She brought you butter, tortillas, fucking cup of fleshlights. 1.00
00:01:34.000 You're like, I wanted six.
00:01:36.000 You only got two?
00:01:37.000 Shit.
00:01:38.000 You're going to be gone for two weeks.
00:01:40.000 What am I going to do with two?
00:01:41.000 I'll go through two like in half an hour.
00:01:44.000 You're not down with cleaning them.
00:01:45.000 You don't clean them.
00:01:46.000 Yeah, that's the problem.
00:01:47.000 They need to make them so cheap that you could buy them for, you know what, for five bucks?
00:01:51.000 I'll buy like six.
00:01:51.000 Shit.
00:01:53.000 Well, if you think about how much it costs for if a dude like essentially pays for sex.
00:02:00.000 You know, if a dude takes a girl out and she fucks him because he took her out to dinner. 0.99
00:02:04.000 Yeah.
00:02:05.000 That's got to be like a couple hundred bucks at least, right?
00:02:05.000 How much is that?
00:02:08.000 Well, flush only like depending.
00:02:10.000 If you take a girl to like swingers or something, you can get away with like 60 bucks or something. 0.99
00:02:15.000 You don't want to have to go to katanas. 0.98
00:02:16.000 Katanas, you're fucked. 0.86
00:02:17.000 It's like 325.
00:02:19.000 Or you go to Fogo to Chow.
00:02:20.000 Damn, you better have just gotten paid.
00:02:24.000 Isn't it funny when you're dating people and you barely know them and you have to spend a lot of money on them to impress them?
00:02:29.000 And how cool is it when you get to that point where you could just, you go, what do you want to eat?
00:02:34.000 And they're like, I don't care.
00:02:35.000 And you're like, El Pollo Loco?
00:02:37.000 I'm like, damn.
00:02:37.000 You go, fuck you.
00:02:38.000 We can go to, like, when you cross that threshold of going to El Pollo Loco and it eating like a big deal.
00:02:42.000 Like, you don't have to impress the bitch. 1.00
00:02:44.000 It's nice.
00:02:44.000 Wow, that's crazy.
00:02:45.000 So is it like, do you think, why?
00:02:49.000 I mean, why is it so important for guys to impress girls with where they take them?
00:02:54.000 Well, the girls want to be impressed, man. 0.98
00:02:55.000 No girl wants to get picked up in a shit jalopy and taken to McDonald's, right? 1.00
00:03:00.000 That's not going to happen.
00:03:01.000 Like, no girl's going to be down with that.
00:03:02.000 Unless she's like 16 and she's just happy that motherfucker has a car. 0.98
00:03:07.000 You know what I mean?
00:03:07.000 Yeah.
00:03:08.000 You'll go anywhere.
00:03:10.000 Yeah, girls are not really into dudes with fucked up cars.
00:03:13.000 You really can't keep that going for too long.
00:03:15.000 You got to be a bad motherfucker to pull pussy in a fucked up car. 1.00
00:03:18.000 Yeah.
00:03:19.000 It's a weird thing, isn't it?
00:03:20.000 You know, it's like no one wants to say, I mean, it's not entirely common.
00:03:24.000 It's not every woman. 1.00
00:03:25.000 It's not every woman in the world who only wants guys to do that. 1.00
00:03:29.000 And a fucked up house, man.
00:03:30.000 How long?
00:03:31.000 You've known me for a long goddamn time.
00:03:33.000 How fucking nasty was my house?
00:03:35.000 My house is nasty.
00:03:37.000 Up until like 45 years ago, I was living in basically a dollhouse.
00:03:44.000 It was a one-bedroom house.
00:03:46.000 Like it was the smallest house ever.
00:03:49.000 It was a house, but it was a one-bedroom house.
00:03:51.000 It had a living room, had a bedroom, tiny.
00:03:53.000 And when I first moved to Hollywood, I moved with a buddy of mine, James.
00:03:57.000 We split that motherfucker. 1.00
00:03:58.000 My whole existence was the bedroom, and his whole existence was the living room.
00:04:03.000 Jesus Christ.
00:04:04.000 Oh, let me get the commercials out of the way.
00:04:06.000 We got to keep going with that thought.
00:04:08.000 I got to get a more effective way of delivering commercials.
00:04:10.000 Oh, my t-shirt company, hireprimate.com, hire-primate.com.
00:04:14.000 People keep asking me about it.
00:04:15.000 I hardly ever talk about it, but yeah, I have a t-shirt company.
00:04:18.000 It's all psychedelic mushrooms and monkeys.
00:04:22.000 It's all like monkeys playing chess, monkeys and aliens playing chess, monkeys in space.
00:04:28.000 It's just weird psychedelic monkey imagery.
00:04:31.000 That's brilliant, man.
00:04:32.000 That's all I've been fascinated with.
00:04:35.000 You've been selling a lot?
00:04:36.000 Yeah, they sell pretty well, but I don't tell people about them.
00:04:38.000 I'm like the worst advertiser ever when it comes to that.
00:04:43.000 I always feel weird, you know, talking about shit you're selling.
00:04:47.000 So I don't do such a good job of selling shit.
00:04:49.000 You do a great job at that mushroom head stuff.
00:04:52.000 Mushroom head stuff?
00:04:54.000 Alpha brain.
00:04:54.000 Mushroom.
00:04:55.000 What is the mushroom that I'm thinking about?
00:04:57.000 Oh, shroom tech?
00:04:58.000 Yes.
00:04:58.000 Yes.
00:04:59.000 You do a great job because every time I'm here and you give that commercial, you're so passionate about it.
00:05:05.000 Shroom Tech is the shit.
00:05:06.000 And you know what?
00:05:07.000 Not only are you passionate about it, but it's a totally different commercial every time you're telling people to go make their own shit.
00:05:14.000 They're not necessarily, you know, that's deep.
00:05:18.000 The most important thing for me always with any of these things is to make sure that no one feels like they're getting ripped off.
00:05:23.000 I do not want a single person having a feeling like they're being ripped off.
00:05:27.000 Totally.
00:05:27.000 That's the most important thing for me.
00:05:29.000 Everything else is secondary.
00:05:30.000 So there's that, you know, and then there's the way we have it set up where anything you buy from Onit.com, like when you buy like the first order of 30 pills of anything, there's 100% money-back guarantee.
00:05:42.000 You don't even have to bring it back.
00:05:44.000 All you have to do is say, this shroom tech shit didn't do nothing for me. 1.00
00:05:47.000 Or this alpha brain didn't do nothing for me.
00:05:49.000 These are the best nutrients and supplements available for this, for these particular functions, for nootropics and for the, you know, for sports athletics when it comes to like a performance and endurance supplement.
00:06:02.000 Shroom Tech is like one of the best endurance supplements I've ever tried.
00:06:05.000 One of the only ones that I've ever tried.
00:06:08.000 It's super effective.
00:06:09.000 It's got a lot of B12 in it and this cordyceps mushrooms.
00:06:13.000 And it's fucking, it works great for me.
00:06:15.000 And I get a lot of reports from people that use it for working out.
00:06:18.000 No, it's crazy.
00:06:18.000 And they love it.
00:06:19.000 When people say, because I've always been, I've been a vitamin freak before we even started.
00:06:24.000 Yeah.
00:06:24.000 I've always been a massive vitamin freak.
00:06:26.000 Still am.
00:06:27.000 You influence me a lot, man.
00:06:29.000 I'm on a serious diet or vitamin plan since I was 22, 23.
00:06:34.000 I was just obsessed with it.
00:06:37.000 And I just wanted to, it was all about making sure I didn't hit cancer.
00:06:44.000 I got like a cancer phobia.
00:06:46.000 Making sure your body gets the building blocks it needs.
00:06:49.000 And I wanted to stay young looking as long as possible.
00:06:53.000 You know, I wanted to look good as long as possible and drag it out.
00:06:55.000 You know what I mean?
00:06:56.000 I'm not ready to throw in the towel.
00:06:58.000 So that was a lot of that going on on my brain.
00:07:00.000 And I would get into arguments with people and they'd say, how do you know it works, man?
00:07:04.000 How do you know it works?
00:07:06.000 And I'm like, well, I'm doing all I can, but if you want me to break it down for you, how does it work?
00:07:14.000 Is there a difference between chocolate cake and a chicken salad?
00:07:19.000 Yes.
00:07:19.000 Okay, yes.
00:07:20.000 What's the difference between chocolate cake and chicken salad?
00:07:23.000 The nutrition, what's nutrition?
00:07:25.000 It means what nutrients are in the chicken and in the salad.
00:07:31.000 Oh, so now what are nutrients?
00:07:32.000 They've isolated these nutrients so you could take massive amounts of them.
00:07:38.000 The only way it wouldn't work is if they weren't actually putting those vitamins and minerals in there, if it was just some fake ass milk powder or whatever, then yeah, it's not doing shit.
00:07:49.000 But I'm doing what I can to make sure, you know, because there are nutrients and we have, science has known this.
00:07:54.000 It's basic shit.
00:07:56.000 Nutrients are needed and all disease is caused by a deficiency of certain nutrients.
00:08:02.000 It's really basic shit.
00:08:05.000 If the vitamins I'm taking, if they really are what it says they are in the bottle, for sure it's good for you.
00:08:10.000 Absolutely.
00:08:12.000 Yeah, I've always been into vitamins, but when I started hanging out with you, that's when I really kicked my vitamin game up a notch because I was like, this motherfucker is like super, you were real disciplined about it.
00:08:23.000 And I was like, you know what?
00:08:24.000 I need to be as disciplined as he is.
00:08:26.000 That's really a smart thing to do because I know I feel.
00:08:28.000 I took two weeks off of vitamins recently just for whatever.
00:08:31.000 I just said, let me see what it feels like to take two weeks off of vitamins.
00:08:34.000 I took two whole weeks off of vitamins.
00:08:36.000 And dude, I felt lethargic.
00:08:39.000 I just didn't, I didn't feel connected right.
00:08:41.000 Like I was not getting enough from my food.
00:08:44.000 And I'm eating pretty clean.
00:08:45.000 I mean, I fuck with some cheeseburgers every now and then, but I'm eating a lot of salads, a lot of greens, a lot of kale shakes and shit.
00:08:52.000 Still do not feel as good as I do when I'm taking like basic multivitamins, multi-minerals.
00:08:57.000 I take a lot of fish oil, take like 10,000 milligrams of fish oil a day, and then I take these nootropics.
00:09:02.000 And out of all the nootropics I've ever found, two of them have worked great for me.
00:09:06.000 One of them was called Neuro One, and that's Bill Romanowski stuff.
00:09:10.000 I told you about this, right, Eddie?
00:09:12.000 There was a guy named No Name.
00:09:14.000 He's a DJ up in San Francisco, and he became friends with Romanowski.
00:09:18.000 Romanowski, you know, he's taken like a bunch of head injuries from concussions.
00:09:22.000 Yeah.
00:09:23.000 So he came out with some shit called Neuro One, and it's like all the best nutrients for your mind.
00:09:29.000 All the, you know, like very similar, very similar, but it's got like a caffeine to it too.
00:09:35.000 It's like a little bit caffeinated, I believe.
00:09:35.000 It's good.
00:09:38.000 Here's a little knowledge I'd like to share with all the jiu-jitsu players out there, guys that train MMA.
00:09:45.000 This is some serious knowledge.
00:09:47.000 Believe me, trust me.
00:09:48.000 You want to keep ringworm away?
00:09:51.000 Take acidophilus every day.
00:09:53.000 Yes.
00:09:54.000 For 1,000%.
00:09:55.000 1,000% of you take acidophilus every day or eat a big thing of yogurt every day because that's why yogurt's good for you because of the active cultures, the friendly bacteria.
00:10:06.000 That's what you need.
00:10:07.000 Acidophilus is bacteria that your body needs.
00:10:10.000 You actually need bacteria, believe it or not.
00:10:12.000 You know, I thought it was kind of weird.
00:10:13.000 There's good bacteria.
00:10:14.000 The fuck does that mean?
00:10:16.000 But yes, unless the science, unless they're lying to me, we need friendly bacteria.
00:10:21.000 And acidophilus, that's what friendly bacteria is. 0.73
00:10:23.000 You're actually eating pills that contain millions and millions of good bacteria.
00:10:30.000 And what it does, this is what I read.
00:10:33.000 It eats the ringworm attaches to your skin.
00:10:38.000 It eats certain things on your skin.
00:10:40.000 So that fungus will grow and it's eating something on your skin.
00:10:45.000 Acidophilus eats ringworm food first.
00:10:48.000 So ringworm can attach itself to you and it has nothing to eat.
00:10:54.000 So you never get ringworm.
00:10:55.000 And it sounds crazy.
00:10:57.000 How do you know?
00:10:57.000 There's guys out there.
00:10:58.000 Where's the proof?
00:10:59.000 Trust me.
00:11:00.000 Trust me.
00:11:01.000 I used to get ringworm all the goddamn time.
00:11:04.000 I was always, I had lamicill ready to go.
00:11:07.000 And if you get ringworm, get lamecill.
00:11:09.000 Don't get lotramin.
00:11:10.000 Don't get nothing else but lamecil cream.
00:11:13.000 You grind it in with a q-tip.
00:11:15.000 That shit will kill it in five days. 0.81
00:11:17.000 You want to have ringworm for three weeks or a month?
00:11:20.000 Use lomatrin or that any other shit.
00:11:22.000 The only thing that works is lamecill.
00:11:25.000 Oh, I got that stuff.
00:11:25.000 Trust me, the cream.
00:11:27.000 I got Lomatrin.
00:11:28.000 Go back to the store and get Lamicil, the cream.
00:11:32.000 Trust me on that.
00:11:33.000 And, you know, I used to get ringworm all the goddamn time at Jean-Jacques, man, with the ghee, believe it or not. 0.99
00:11:39.000 Ringworm was just like once every three or four months.
00:11:42.000 God damn it.
00:11:43.000 And I'm out of training for like three weeks or whatever because I wasn't using Lamicil.
00:11:47.000 It wasn't out yet.
00:11:49.000 And then I read somewhere that Acidophilus eats ringworm food.
00:11:55.000 I don't know where the hell I read it.
00:11:57.000 I just read it and it made sense to me.
00:12:00.000 We should probably like Google this a little.
00:12:02.000 Yeah, look in.
00:12:03.000 Look into it.
00:12:03.000 You know what?
00:12:04.000 Okay.
00:12:05.000 Yeah, but you're right.
00:12:06.000 Once you start.
00:12:08.000 Anytime I get ringworm, it's when I run out of acidophilus and I'm too goddamn lazy to go to the store and I let it, I don't go to the store for like a week.
00:12:16.000 Boom! 0.99
00:12:17.000 Ringworm on my arm somewhere.
00:12:19.000 I know it works a million percent.
00:12:21.000 Yeah.
00:12:22.000 That's just a little advice for y'all.
00:12:24.000 How do you spell acidophilus?
00:12:26.000 A-C-I-D-O-P-H-I-L-U-S or some shit like that. 0.83
00:12:35.000 I got lost at the end.
00:12:36.000 Yeah, he did a little bit.
00:12:47.000 Hmm, yeah, this is.
00:12:49.000 Well, I'm sure there's something that's going to explain it to us technically.
00:12:53.000 But basically, that's one of the home remedies to cure ringworm is acidophilus.
00:12:58.000 Absolutely.
00:12:59.000 It prevents it.
00:13:01.000 If I'm on ringworm or on acidophilus for a year straight, guarantee I ain't going to get ringworm.
00:13:06.000 There's no way.
00:13:07.000 Yeah, well, I haven't had ringworm in years.
00:13:09.000 This is true.
00:13:10.000 And one of the other things I take, another form of live culture, is kombucha tea.
00:13:15.000 That's easy for me.
00:13:16.000 I like the way it tastes.
00:13:17.000 You've had those, right?
00:13:18.000 Those big synergies?
00:13:19.000 I think I've had one, and it's kind of an acquired taste, right?
00:13:23.000 Yeah, it's like you're swallowing a little bit of loads in there.
00:13:27.000 There's some like, I mean, there's like some live organisms you're swallowing.
00:13:31.000 Like I tried to get Anthony Giordano on.
00:13:33.000 He was like, oh, I can't get through that.
00:13:34.000 You're swallowing a live thing.
00:13:36.000 You are swallowing some live loads.
00:13:38.000 We're still in the middle of this commercial, technically.
00:13:42.000 Go to joerogan.net, click on the link for AlphaBrain, entering the code name Rogan, save 10%.
00:13:47.000 We've said enough about nootropics.
00:13:49.000 You know what it is, folks.
00:13:50.000 And if you're interested in it, you should go read about it.
00:13:52.000 Google it.
00:13:53.000 And if you think that our stuff is too expensive, please just steal the ingredient list.
00:13:57.000 Go make your own.
00:13:58.000 I don't care.
00:13:59.000 I don't want anybody feeling ripped off.
00:14:00.000 But if you want to buy it, and it is good, and I use it.
00:14:04.000 I use it on a regular basis.
00:14:05.000 I use it before anything important.
00:14:07.000 Before my show, when I filmed my show in Atlanta, I took four of those bitches. 1.00
00:14:10.000 I'm like, let's go.
00:14:11.000 I want to be fired.
00:14:12.000 I want to be on all cylinders.
00:14:14.000 I 100% believe in it.
00:14:16.000 And if you don't, you can always get your money back.
00:14:18.000 First 30 pills, you just send it back.
00:14:20.000 You don't even have to send it back, rather.
00:14:21.000 You just say it sucked, and we send you money back.
00:14:23.000 Yeah, that's how I feel exactly.
00:14:26.000 I could easily charge 20 bucks, 25 bucks, 30 bucks a month for membership on my website for all the techniques that I upload.
00:14:33.000 I charge $4.99.
00:14:34.000 I could have went $9.99 or $11.99 easily.
00:14:39.000 You don't want anybody to feel ripped off.
00:14:41.000 Not only that, I don't want to hear any complaints.
00:14:43.000 Yes, me too.
00:14:43.000 You know what I mean?
00:14:44.000 Me too.
00:14:44.000 Anytime someone complains about, because they're basically buying episodes that are filled with technique and I put them out every two to three weeks.
00:14:53.000 You know, it's a lot of work.
00:14:56.000 And every now and then, the episodes come out late and the guy will go on the board.
00:15:02.000 What the fuck, man?
00:15:03.000 Like, dude, you're paying $4.99 for everything I teach at school.
00:15:09.000 It's not separate techniques that I film specifically for the website.
00:15:12.000 It's the techniques that I'm teaching to my students at headquarters.
00:15:17.000 That gets filmed and every technique I teach goes up on the website.
00:15:21.000 You have access to the whole system for $4.99.
00:15:23.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00
00:15:26.000 Yeah, $4.99 a month is really not that much money.
00:15:28.000 I mean, consider how much jiu-jitsu costs.
00:15:30.000 What is like a cheap school?
00:15:31.000 $100 a month?
00:15:32.000 Cheap.
00:15:33.000 The most inexpensive is like $100, right?
00:15:36.000 And I charge $130 a month.
00:15:38.000 There's a lot of schools that charge $190, $2.10.
00:15:41.000 Yeah.
00:15:41.000 Over $200.
00:15:42.000 They make you sign a year contract or they don't even want to talk to you.
00:15:47.000 $130 is fair.
00:15:49.000 I was charging $105 for a while, but you know what?
00:15:52.000 In almost 10 years, I went from 105 to 130.
00:15:55.000 No big deal.
00:15:56.000 And this new space is expensive and it's fucking big, man.
00:15:56.000 It's not a big deal.
00:15:59.000 The legends is fucking huge.
00:16:02.000 As far as like gyms in LA where you can get like everything done, damn, that's a gym where you can get everything done.
00:16:08.000 That's a big wrestling classes, Muay Thai classes.
00:16:12.000 Three floors plus a roof.
00:16:14.000 I really like watching Chris Riley train guys too, man.
00:16:17.000 Chris Riley is a bad motherfucker when it comes to Muay Thai.
00:16:20.000 He's very technical.
00:16:21.000 Very smart.
00:16:22.000 Very intelligent guy.
00:16:23.000 And look at the guys he brought up, Chris Brady, one of the amateurs that he fought his third pro fight Saturday.
00:16:31.000 Man, his stand-up is so wicked, and I just gave him his purple belt.
00:16:34.000 He just submitted a guy with a guillotine.
00:16:36.000 Wow.
00:16:37.000 He's a good dude, too.
00:16:38.000 I love that kid.
00:16:40.000 You got a lot of good guys at that gym.
00:16:41.000 A lot of real nice guys.
00:16:43.000 Alan Jubon.
00:16:44.000 How nice is that guy?
00:16:45.000 The whole gym is just filled with cool guys.
00:16:49.000 The MMA squad, they're all coming up strong like a force.
00:16:53.000 It's taken a while to build them, man.
00:16:56.000 Most of the guys were strikers first, like Alan Jubon, Eddie Jackson.
00:17:00.000 Jubon had a lot of fights, right?
00:17:02.000 How many Muay Thai fights did he have?
00:17:04.000 I don't know, but a whole bunch.
00:17:06.000 And same thing with Chris Brady.
00:17:08.000 They were just pure strikers for years.
00:17:10.000 We were both, we were in the same building.
00:17:13.000 They just weren't taking, they really wanted to do just Muay Thai.
00:17:17.000 And then, and this was like 2005, 2006.
00:17:19.000 And as MMA rose, as the UFC rose, they started at the gym like, damn, maybe I should do MMA.
00:17:26.000 You know, Eddie's teaching jiu-jitsu.
00:17:27.000 Maybe I should just jump in.
00:17:28.000 So they finally jumped in four years ago, headfirst.
00:17:34.000 So now I got these vicious strikers.
00:17:39.000 And Alan as well.
00:17:40.000 I gave him his purple belt as well.
00:17:42.000 They're really good at jiu-jitsu now, too.
00:17:44.000 It's fun watching this.
00:17:46.000 And this is just the beginning.
00:17:48.000 It must be like really satisfying watching people, like from the time they first came to you when they didn't know much, to watch them start to tap people and submit people, watching the progress.
00:17:58.000 It's amazing.
00:17:58.000 It must be incredible.
00:18:00.000 You know what's weird about that is when a guy comes to me and joins my class and it's his first day, inside my initial reaction when someone comes and I meet them for the first time, I want them to say they've been training a year or two.
00:18:14.000 It's just going to make my job easier if they have some kind of base going on or some wrestling.
00:18:22.000 But the guys that come in with zero experience, 100% green, I'm like, ooh, this is going to be a hard one. 1.00
00:18:28.000 But they're basically retarded on the ground, like crippled. 1.00
00:18:31.000 It's like going through rehab with them, putting their legs.
00:18:34.000 They're just like, they have no clue.
00:18:36.000 But when those guys start, when those guys get good and they start tapping people out, it feels so much better.
00:18:44.000 I know I took them from a cripple and now they're tapping dudes out. 1.00
00:18:48.000 Man, that happens a lot.
00:18:49.000 And that feels really, really good.
00:18:51.000 And I see it so much that when guys come up to me and they're all pumped up and I see how enthusiastic they are and I know they got the fire.
00:18:59.000 I know because some guys come in and they don't really want to roll their first couple days.
00:19:04.000 They're taking them easy.
00:19:05.000 They're sitting on the side.
00:19:06.000 They're kind of just, you know, dipping their feet in the water a little bit.
00:19:10.000 And they're taking their time.
00:19:11.000 You know what?
00:19:12.000 Let me get three months of fundamental classes out of the way.
00:19:16.000 Then I might spar.
00:19:17.000 I don't know.
00:19:18.000 And then there's guys with no experience at all.
00:19:21.000 They come in.
00:19:22.000 They've had like three or four beginners classes and I make them take 24 beginner classes before they can take my classes.
00:19:29.000 There's some guys that come to me, you know, three or four classes, and they're just so down.
00:19:33.000 Like, I won't, I won't subject a veteran with one of them when they're exchanging techniques and we're drilling because it slows everyone down.
00:19:40.000 The beginner's classes, so you know the strategies, the terminology, all that shit, so you don't slow us down in the advanced classes.
00:19:46.000 We move really fast.
00:19:48.000 24 beginner classes is enough, you know, but there's some guy, I'll let you roll if you want to roll after the technique and you want to hang out and roll.
00:19:55.000 When those guys come up to me and they ask me, you know, I've only had five beginner classes, but can I roll?
00:20:00.000 I'm like, dude, you're going to have so much fun, man.
00:20:04.000 You have the right attitude.
00:20:05.000 Do you like watching a guy like what roll means for folks who don't know is a live spar.
00:20:11.000 It means you try to choke each other.
00:20:13.000 Do you pay real close attention to a guy's first role ever?
00:20:17.000 Do you have like guys that you see and you know this is going to be the first time he's ever rolled?
00:20:21.000 Do you watch them closer?
00:20:22.000 No.
00:20:23.000 No, I can't tell you that I remember anybody's first role.
00:20:28.000 I mean, it's almost like it's going to suck really bad for a while.
00:20:32.000 For three months, it takes three months for a guy to come in and not know anything, never play a sport in his life.
00:20:38.000 You come in, your first month is going to seem like, it's going to seem like trigonometry.
00:20:43.000 You're going to go, holy shit.
00:20:45.000 But it's just as easy as learning the ABCs.
00:20:48.000 It's just as easy.
00:20:49.000 The first day of learning the ABCs, you're a grown adult and somehow you didn't learn how to read.
00:20:54.000 It's going to be hard in the beginning.
00:20:56.000 You got to learn 26 letters and then you put them together and you form words and then a sentence.
00:21:02.000 That's way like, like it seems so complex.
00:21:04.000 But after three months, like babies can do this.
00:21:09.000 It's the same thing with jiu-jitsu.
00:21:11.000 If you could learn the ABCs, you can do jiu-jitsu.
00:21:11.000 It's just as easy.
00:21:14.000 So after three months, that's the point where I notice people start getting, they start getting the taps.
00:21:20.000 And because in the beginning, it's like you just joined a league or you just joined a class and everyone's really good at Quake.
00:21:26.000 And they've all been playing Quake two, three years straight, five years and ten years.
00:21:31.000 And Sensei's been teaching for, or playing Quake for 20 years.
00:21:35.000 The motherfucker helped invent that shit. 0.99
00:21:37.000 He's a programmer and shit back in the day.
00:21:39.000 And then you come in, you're going to get killed on Quake.
00:21:42.000 You're going to get jacked.
00:21:43.000 You're not going to kill anybody for a while.
00:21:46.000 But it hurts you just as much physically.
00:21:50.000 You're not going to get hurt in jiu-jitsu.
00:21:51.000 You tap.
00:21:52.000 No one gets hurt.
00:21:53.000 I mean, you get hurt just as much as, you know, playing basketball or whatever.
00:21:56.000 We said that before.
00:21:57.000 But.
00:21:59.000 Especially if you're real smart.
00:22:00.000 Yeah.
00:22:01.000 You got to learn how to not muscle things.
00:22:03.000 Yeah.
00:22:04.000 Don't go crazy.
00:22:05.000 You got to learn how to go full clip, but use technique.
00:22:09.000 Yeah, some people are still terrified.
00:22:11.000 They look at jiu-jitsu and it's terrifying to them.
00:22:15.000 It's incredible how terrifying it is to people.
00:22:17.000 And it shouldn't be.
00:22:19.000 People need to understand that most of the guys are just sweetheart little nerds that train.
00:22:25.000 They're just.
00:22:26.000 Well, I think people in general have issues with human conflict.
00:22:30.000 They're scared of conflict.
00:22:31.000 They're scared of someone beating them up.
00:22:33.000 We all are.
00:22:34.000 And a lot of us who got into martial arts, like me, and I know like you, we really, you know, we got bullied a lot when we were younger.
00:22:42.000 We got in positions where we didn't know if we could defend ourselves.
00:22:45.000 You know, that's like, that's one of the reasons why guys get into martial arts in the first place.
00:22:50.000 My first day.
00:22:50.000 Yeah, man.
00:22:52.000 It's an important thing for, I think, for a man to learn.
00:22:52.000 It's important.
00:22:54.000 It really is.
00:22:55.000 Absolutely.
00:22:56.000 It should be standard.
00:22:57.000 It should be like in PE class standard.
00:23:00.000 Everybody has got to learn how to defend ourselves.
00:23:01.000 You know, I didn't teach Taekwondo for that long.
00:23:04.000 I taught from like mostly like full-time from like 19 to like 22.
00:23:10.000 And that's when I stopped.
00:23:11.000 So I didn't have like a lot of students that got real good.
00:23:15.000 But I did have one.
00:23:16.000 And it was a girl.
00:23:18.000 It was this really shy, awkward girl.
00:23:21.000 And she was really, like, she was really intense.
00:23:25.000 Like she, like, she didn't wear any makeup.
00:23:27.000 She was like, I don't really know what her deal was.
00:23:29.000 My whole interaction with her was just in teaching her in the class.
00:23:34.000 But she was like so intense, man.
00:23:37.000 She wanted to learn so hard.
00:23:39.000 Like she was like so focused on it.
00:23:40.000 She was like really shy and kind of weird and kind of embarrassed.
00:23:43.000 And I worked with her a lot because she would like want to enter into tournaments. 0.99
00:23:48.000 And I took her from being a white belt to being this girl who won this tournament.
00:23:52.000 She won a tournament.
00:23:53.000 I think she won like as a blue belt, a green belt, or a blue belt.
00:23:57.000 But I had basically taught her the whole way.
00:24:01.000 I had basically taught her the whole way and watching this kid, this like real awkward kid, like learn how to get enough confidence to go out there and enter into a martial arts tournament and actually win and like kick this other chick's ass and like go after her. 0.54
00:24:16.000 Like this did the whole thing to her was like, it was so crazy and empowering to watch someone go from being a complete total novice and to watch just the stuff that I put in their head, just the training that she did with me.
00:24:31.000 She went on to become like really good.
00:24:33.000 Like in just a couple of years.
00:24:34.000 It was wild.
00:24:35.000 It was wild to watch.
00:24:36.000 It was crazy satisfying.
00:24:39.000 With Chris Brady, again, he's one of Chris Riley's Muay Thai prodigies.
00:24:45.000 He's, you know, I just gave him his purple belt.
00:24:47.000 We were working on, like, I'm not very good at the arm and guillotine, but we started three months ago.
00:24:53.000 I really started adding it in.
00:24:55.000 And I'm not that good.
00:24:56.000 I started adding it into weekly workouts, just working on the squeeze, just putting people in the guard, arm and guillotine, cinched in.
00:25:05.000 And the guy on top has to defend and the guy on the bottom is working on a squeeze.
00:25:08.000 We're just working that, working the ending of that guillotine.
00:25:11.000 I'm not that good at it, but I didn't want my guys to suck at it too.
00:25:15.000 And the arm and guillotine, any guillotines are so important, especially in MMA and the scrambles.
00:25:21.000 You really can't set up a guillotine.
00:25:23.000 A guillotine, you just got to snatch it and it's got to be under the chin and then you got to know how to close it and twist it and turn it.
00:25:28.000 Didn't you love Nate Diaz's?
00:25:30.000 Yes, yes.
00:25:31.000 How badass was that where he got it with one arm?
00:25:34.000 He had one arm just cinched through and he knew he was not going to lose that arm.
00:25:37.000 His squeeze is tight and he tucked that one arm through and then he adjusted his hands.
00:25:41.000 That was what and you for people that trained jiu-jitsu, like if you've trained over 10 years, maybe even at five years, you can tell when a guy owns a move.
00:25:52.000 Like before he got the tap, the way he wrapped it up, the way he, because it took, you know, when he wrapped up the neck, it probably took another 20 seconds to get the tap, maybe something like that.
00:26:02.000 There's a battle going on.
00:26:03.000 Something like that.
00:26:04.000 That's pretty quick.
00:26:04.000 It wasn't right away.
00:26:05.000 He was battling with it for a while.
00:26:07.000 Maybe I would say maybe 10 at the earliest, maybe 20, 15.
00:26:11.000 But during that period when Jim Miller was fighting the guillotine, you can just tell the way Nick was like, damn, I never do guillotines like that.
00:26:21.000 It's a one-arm guillotine.
00:26:23.000 You know, Einstein does one-arm guillotines.
00:26:25.000 The one that Chris Brady got is just a basic arm in guillotine.
00:26:28.000 Do you see how long Nate's arms are too?
00:26:31.000 That's one of the badass things about his guillotine.
00:26:33.000 He put Marcus Davis out with the guillotine, too.
00:26:36.000 He catches a lot of guys with that.
00:26:37.000 Yeah, that's his shit.
00:26:38.000 Yeah, for sure.
00:26:39.000 It's tight when he mounts you too.
00:26:41.000 God damn it.
00:26:42.000 That's a thing of beauty.
00:26:43.000 That's beautiful technique.
00:26:45.000 And people that don't train out there, you got to understand that just like a video game, my video game analogy, not everybody can, even though most people, most black belts can probably figure out that guillotine and teach it what Nick D's is doing, to have it down so good that you can put it on another black belt, a guy trained to defend all that shit all the time. 0.70
00:27:11.000 Defense is way easier than offense.
00:27:13.000 To pull it off, you have to put so much time into that move, into that transition, into that movement and the squeeze and the bend.
00:27:24.000 There's so much that needs to be polished.
00:27:26.000 Not very, there's not that.
00:27:27.000 I mean, in the UFC, I would say maybe there's at max 10 guys that have a guillotine as good as Nate Diaz.
00:27:38.000 Like that one.
00:27:39.000 I mean, you just don't see it.
00:27:40.000 Is it even 10?
00:27:41.000 Is it Jake Shields?
00:27:43.000 Hey, you know Jake Shields has got a nasty guillotine.
00:27:45.000 Yeah, but the one that Nate did, the one you have it down so good, you could do it with one arm.
00:27:50.000 Well, Jake does the one arm.
00:27:52.000 He got remember he got Nick Thompson with a one arm?
00:27:55.000 Yeah, definitely, I would say.
00:27:57.000 Or it wasn't Strike Force.
00:27:58.000 Jake Shields has one of the best squeezes in the game, for sure.
00:28:02.000 We caught Robbie Lawler with the arm in.
00:28:04.000 He gets a hold of Nex.
00:28:04.000 Yep.
00:28:04.000 Yeah.
00:28:06.000 He's a dangerous motherfucker.
00:28:07.000 The crazy thing about the guillotine is it's probably the easiest choke to learn, yet so few people have mastered it to the point where they're finishing people in big MMA fights.
00:28:18.000 Well, people don't realize also there's a whole bunch of weird different grips that people use for these techniques too, which greatly alter the way you apply pressure.
00:28:26.000 It's all about what you're used to.
00:28:28.000 I mean, you could make really any grip work because there's probably about, I'm going to say, I'm just throwing this number out, five to eight different guillotines out there.
00:28:38.000 Maybe there's four.
00:28:39.000 I love it.
00:28:40.000 Maybe there's not five.
00:28:41.000 Off the top of my head, maybe there's more that I just lost track of.
00:28:44.000 There's the Marcela teen.
00:28:46.000 There's the regular Armin guillotine.
00:28:47.000 There's the Armin guillotine that Denny likes with the inverted pretzel grip.
00:28:51.000 That inverted pretzel grip is the shit.
00:28:53.000 Yeah.
00:28:54.000 I just watched a video of Marcelo explaining why he uses his grip for his guillotine, and it makes a lot of sense.
00:29:01.000 It made a lot, a lot of sense.
00:29:03.000 When you go in, right?
00:29:04.000 You're going in, the guy's chest is here.
00:29:06.000 They're going to defend like this, right?
00:29:09.000 So they're going to hook the outside.
00:29:12.000 They're going to be between you and your arm right here. 0.79
00:29:14.000 See that?
00:29:14.000 Right?
00:29:15.000 So you make room, and then you could stick this one on top.
00:29:19.000 See?
00:29:19.000 If you were going to do like, let's say, this grip here, their hands are right here.
00:29:25.000 They're stopping.
00:29:26.000 Unfortunately, for folks on itunes, we're describing a bunch of different ways to squeeze someone's neck.
00:29:32.000 I totally understand.
00:29:32.000 Do you understand?
00:29:34.000 I need this space.
00:29:35.000 If I go this way, I need this space.
00:29:37.000 But that's where their hands are going to be.
00:29:39.000 So Marcelo's ways, he needs a space in between my hand and the body.
00:29:43.000 I govern that.
00:29:44.000 So even if you grab my hand here, I could still possibly.
00:29:48.000 Just for the folks who are listening at home, what he's doing is changing the way his hand is in relationship to his body where you squeeze a person's neck.
00:29:56.000 It's all about squeezing their neck.
00:29:57.000 Yeah.
00:29:58.000 It's amazing how technical it is.
00:30:00.000 People really don't know how technical it is.
00:30:02.000 I mean, the actual technique that's involved in jiu-jitsu.
00:30:08.000 It's really an amazing and fascinating sport because it's like an expanded game of chess.
00:30:13.000 It's more fascinating than chess because, and you said this, you were the first person to ever say this.
00:30:19.000 Someone was talking about jiu-jitsu being chess.
00:30:22.000 And you said, yeah, but it's with chess pieces, like this piece can only go like there, you know, or this piece can only go there.
00:30:31.000 With jujitsu, it's bodies and strength and all this other stuff.
00:30:35.000 It's like, you're like, it's way crazier than chess.
00:30:37.000 And I was like, yeah, you know, you really stop and think about it.
00:30:40.000 Chess is checkers compared to jiu-jitsu.
00:30:42.000 Yeah, I mean, you're dealing with thinking, you're dealing with technique, you're dealing with strategy, you're dealing with patience, you're dealing with knowledge of positions, knowledge of the next step to the next step, knowledge of if this guy does try to counter, he's going to do this, and then I'm going to do that.
00:30:58.000 And then if he does that, the only thing left for him is to leave this.
00:31:01.000 You know, and you have these little steps that you have in your head if you're an intelligent person and you can think far ahead.
00:31:06.000 And if you're going to go against a guy who doesn't have that, you'll always be one step ahead.
00:31:10.000 So your mind is an important factor in the whole equation.
00:31:14.000 It's not just about brute strength.
00:31:15.000 It's about knowledge and position and keeping your fucking head together while it's all going on.
00:31:19.000 For people who don't train, man, God, you're missing out on a really fun thing in life.
00:31:24.000 It's a fun thing.
00:31:26.000 It's a weird fucking fun way to exercise.
00:31:29.000 I've said this before.
00:31:30.000 Find your nearest jiu-jitsu school.
00:31:32.000 It doesn't matter if it's 10th planet.
00:31:34.000 Hey, if there's a 10th planet school in your city, join it.
00:31:37.000 You know, you're going to deal with a bunch of open-minded, fun-loving computer nerds, man, that like to play games of death.
00:31:45.000 You know what I mean?
00:31:46.000 But find, if there's no 10th planet school, find any school.
00:31:50.000 Just any jiu-jitsu is better than no jiu-jitsu.
00:31:52.000 It's so much fun.
00:31:53.000 It's the ultimate video game.
00:31:54.000 I always say that, but man, it's so damn true. 0.98
00:31:57.000 And what ends up happening is you end up the people that can hang with sparring without getting, you know, and they get tapped and they don't get all crazy and all burnt.
00:32:07.000 Most people take it personal when they get tapped.
00:32:11.000 When they tap out, they feel like their weakness has been exposed and they run from the gym and they don't want to tap out in front of other people.
00:32:17.000 It's so crazy.
00:32:18.000 Their ego's out of control.
00:32:19.000 But the people that do stay, the people that can handle getting tapped and they keep their ego under control and it's all a mental game.
00:32:26.000 You end up with a great group of guys that you could trust.
00:32:30.000 Generally, douchebags do filter through, but generally they'll end up getting cut out. 1.00
00:32:35.000 You're just left with a bunch of great guys, you know.
00:32:38.000 And one thing that, you know, jiu-jitsu becomes so much a part of your life that after five years, all your friends train jiu-jitsu.
00:32:52.000 You end up like cutting out the friends that really don't train that much.
00:32:55.000 And most of your friends end up coming from the jiu-jitsu circle because there's like such a giant pool of great dudes, you know.
00:33:03.000 It's amazing.
00:33:04.000 It is true.
00:33:06.000 You know, it's a lot of dudes who, I have a lot of friends who don't do jiu-jitsu like Joey and Brian and Ari.
00:33:11.000 Joey wants to though.
00:33:12.000 He's been wanting to.
00:33:13.000 Joey's a big fan of jiu-jitsu.
00:33:15.000 If he was in shape, I bet he would be into it.
00:33:18.000 Joey loves jiu-jitsu.
00:33:19.000 But, you know, he's got a lot of shit going on, man.
00:33:19.000 He's all about it.
00:33:22.000 The guy's a busy dude, you know.
00:33:23.000 He's busier than ever lately.
00:33:25.000 Joey's headlining all over the country now.
00:33:27.000 He's headed down to, if you want to see Joey, he's in Scottsdale this weekend.
00:33:32.000 Scottsdale, Arizona.
00:33:33.000 I don't know the name of the club.
00:33:35.000 But if you go to Joey's Twitter, I'm sure he puts it up on his Twitter.
00:33:38.000 Call him?
00:33:39.000 Is that what you're saying?
00:33:40.000 Yeah.
00:33:40.000 You think your phone will work here?
00:33:42.000 I got two bars.
00:33:45.000 Give it a shot.
00:33:47.000 We have the most non-sophisticated.
00:33:49.000 Oh, no, now I have one bar.
00:33:49.000 Yeah.
00:33:50.000 Signals up here suck it.
00:33:52.000 But anyway, Joey got this gigantic fucking standing ovation when we were in New York this weekend, man.
00:33:58.000 People love that dude.
00:33:59.000 It was amazing.
00:34:01.000 I got it here.
00:34:02.000 It was incredible, man.
00:34:03.000 He went on stage.
00:34:04.000 They were screaming.
00:34:05.000 Right at the top?
00:34:06.000 No.
00:34:07.000 He didn't even go at the top.
00:34:08.000 We had Duncan go up first this time.
00:34:11.000 And then Joey went up.
00:34:12.000 God damn, dude.
00:34:13.000 He fucking crushed it.
00:34:16.000 This is New York?
00:34:17.000 This is like for a minute.
00:34:17.000 Yeah.
00:34:19.000 This is Joey standing on stage.
00:34:21.000 Dude.
00:34:24.000 That sounds like a Coldplay concert.
00:34:26.000 Listen to this, man.
00:34:27.000 This is just Joey standing on stage.
00:34:30.000 That's all he's doing.
00:34:31.000 He just walked out onto the stage.
00:34:32.000 Are you hearing this?
00:34:34.000 It's incredible.
00:34:35.000 Yo, this goes on for a minute.
00:34:36.000 Dude.
00:34:42.000 That's something like a phenomenon right there.
00:34:45.000 Wow.
00:34:45.000 Dude.
00:34:48.000 Yeah, and I go, wow.
00:34:50.000 That's incredible.
00:34:50.000 That's some rock and roll comedy right there.
00:34:52.000 That was crazy.
00:34:53.000 I mean, you've been saying it forever.
00:34:56.000 And you've known him longer than I have.
00:34:58.000 And you've always said he was the funniest guy on the planet.
00:35:01.000 And I started to agree with you back in 2005 when I got to really get to know him.
00:35:06.000 Joey Diaz makes me funnier.
00:35:08.000 Joey Diaz brings the party.
00:35:09.000 He makes me feel better.
00:35:11.000 You know, it was really funny.
00:35:12.000 I love my manager.
00:35:13.000 He's the best.
00:35:15.000 I've never had another.
00:35:16.000 I've had one manager since the time I was an open mic-er.
00:35:19.000 But when we were talking about the show, they were like, we think it'd be better if you got introduced off camera.
00:35:23.000 You know, if you just, you, they just say your name.
00:35:26.000 And you come out clean.
00:35:27.000 Because otherwise, like, this guy's introducing you.
00:35:29.000 And people are like, who's this guy?
00:35:31.000 And I'm like, oh, no fucking way.
00:35:33.000 Joey's bringing me up.
00:35:34.000 Like, Joey's bringing me up.
00:35:36.000 Joey always brings me up.
00:35:37.000 When I work with Joey, I have more fun.
00:35:41.000 When I work with Joey, it's more laughter.
00:35:43.000 It's more hugs.
00:35:44.000 It's more, everything's funner.
00:35:46.000 And you know, you know when he's his funniest?
00:35:49.000 It's because, you know, he's known for the Joey Karate reviews and all that stuff.
00:35:53.000 And he says some funny-ass shit.
00:35:55.000 But just like us, like when we were talking about fighters, we can't, we don't really say the same shit we would.
00:36:00.000 Right, right, right.
00:36:01.000 Like, if we weren't on air.
00:36:02.000 Right.
00:36:02.000 You know what I mean?
00:36:03.000 Because the things guys say to each other about a fight and about a fighter that got crushed, we would never say.
00:36:10.000 Never say.
00:36:10.000 Like, 70%.
00:36:11.000 It's just like, we're being real on the phone.
00:36:13.000 When Joey calls me, like, he called me Saturday.
00:36:18.000 He called me Saturday after the UFC.
00:36:20.000 And he's fucking stoned to the gills, barely awake.
00:36:24.000 He's like, I can't even say it.
00:36:27.000 I can't even say it.
00:36:28.000 But he just crushes people.
00:36:30.000 Yeah, you can't say what he says.
00:36:33.000 But he's always saying it to be funny.
00:36:35.000 Yeah, it's the funniest shit.
00:36:36.000 It's the funniest shit ever.
00:36:37.000 He's just not crushing it.
00:36:39.000 I mean, he's not being a mean guy.
00:36:39.000 It's the funniest shit ever.
00:36:41.000 He's so funny, man.
00:36:42.000 And people will never get to hear that shit.
00:36:43.000 They'll never get to hear the best shit.
00:36:44.000 The best shit that he could never say.
00:36:46.000 Only if it's a fighter that's, like, from, like, Uganda. 0.96
00:36:52.000 And Joey's never going to run into him.
00:36:55.000 And he's on his way out.
00:36:56.000 Like, he just got cut.
00:36:57.000 If it's a fighter that just got cut and never had a chance and will never come back, then Joey might be okay to give the green light.
00:37:03.000 Dude, he can say shit on stage that no one else could ever say on stage.
00:37:08.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:37:09.000 He could say crazier shit on stage than he can, like, in a podcast.
00:37:12.000 Yeah.
00:37:13.000 On stage, you can get away with it.
00:37:14.000 On stage, you can get away with it.
00:37:15.000 But on a podcast, you got to represent you.
00:37:17.000 On stage, you could just be material.
00:37:18.000 Yeah, because the real funny shit is the shit.
00:37:20.000 You talk shit with your friends on the street in New York.
00:37:23.000 When you're getting deep and there's no fucking rules and no one's recording shit.
00:37:27.000 Dude, one time at the goddamn comedy store, Joey Diaz, and this is in front of a mixed audience. 0.99
00:37:32.000 He's not just, he's talking about some defensive line and some strategy in football that was a night of a thousand niggers. 1.00
00:37:38.000 And he's saying this on stage in front of a mixed crowd.
00:37:43.000 Joey Diaz is crazy.
00:37:45.000 He doesn't even, it was a long time ago.
00:37:49.000 He probably doesn't even remember that.
00:37:51.000 There's so much of his best shit you have to, like, remind him of.
00:37:51.000 Yeah.
00:37:54.000 Because he's so free-flowing.
00:37:56.000 Joey can just go on and on about any subject and it becomes hilarious.
00:38:01.000 Yeah, I think Joey being, you know, 100% Cuban, I think a super Latin guy with that New York flavor.
00:38:06.000 Oh, yeah, he can get away with it.
00:38:07.000 You can say N-I-G-G-A. 1.00
00:38:08.000 I think black people let him say it. 0.99
00:38:10.000 Are you really spelling it out instead of saying it?
00:38:12.000 Dude, I don't want people coming after me, dude.
00:38:14.000 It's become the new Muhammad. 1.00
00:38:19.000 You can't even draw a picture of it.
00:38:21.000 Kwatuf wouldn't even say that.
00:38:22.000 Kwatuf never said N-I-G-G-A.
00:38:24.000 Wow.
00:38:25.000 Wow.
00:38:25.000 I won't go there.
00:38:26.000 That's amazing.
00:38:27.000 What a powerful word.
00:38:28.000 Oh, no, actually, he did.
00:38:29.000 I'm sorry.
00:38:30.000 He did.
00:38:30.000 He wrote a song about it.
00:38:32.000 For people who don't know, Eddie and I have been friends for a long time.
00:38:32.000 I was wrong.
00:38:37.000 And one time, before I knew,
00:38:39.000 eddie i would have advised him against doing this he made a video and he made a video of him playing a rapper that wears actually wears black face and it's the concept's really fucking it's it was pretty funny man but people got really mad at you people got really mad explain the concept the concept was that this guy was pretending that he had vitiligo and that he was just he had to cover his whole body just like michael Yeah, just like Michael Jackson.
00:39:08.000 So he had a, he was just, the makeup was just to balance out the real color of his skin because he's really black.
00:39:15.000 Like, it's crazy.
00:39:16.000 But he has like total black face.
00:39:17.000 Yeah, so he's wearing like black makeup.
00:39:19.000 I mean, it's ridiculous.
00:39:20.000 And he had an Afro wig on, right? 0.95
00:39:23.000 You had an Afro wig? 1.00
00:39:24.000 Well, the character is like, he curled his hair.
00:39:24.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:39:27.000 It wasn't a wig.
00:39:28.000 He's just curled his hair, and he's only wearing black.
00:39:30.000 When you did it, did you curl your hair?
00:39:32.000 Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:39:33.000 I wore a wig.
00:39:34.000 Okay, so you have like a separate biography for the character?
00:39:34.000 Yeah.
00:39:37.000 The character actually curls his hair.
00:39:40.000 It is his hair.
00:39:40.000 I got a whole movie.
00:39:41.000 I don't know.
00:39:42.000 Of how he ended up with the makeup.
00:39:45.000 It's the whole story.
00:39:47.000 Dude, I got a story of before he was even born.
00:39:50.000 His mother and his father, like how they got together and then had him.
00:39:54.000 It goes deep.
00:39:55.000 Now, is that one of the reasons why you won't say the word?
00:39:59.000 Just the word, nigga?
00:40:01.000 You know what?
00:40:02.000 After I, I just came up with that case.
00:40:04.000 I got really stoned one night.
00:40:05.000 This is in 2000.
00:40:06.000 I was watching a Michael Jackson, I was watching Barbara Walters interview Michael Jackson, that famous interview.
00:40:12.000 And she asked a hard question.
00:40:14.000 She said, Michael, when you look, what do you see when you look in the mirror, Michael?
00:40:19.000 She asked him that, and he goes, Barbara, I don't look in the mirror.
00:40:23.000 And I was like, what?
00:40:25.000 And then he started in this interview explain that the reason he has all the white makeup is because he has Vitilago.
00:40:31.000 He has it all over his face.
00:40:32.000 Which, by the way, he very might well have.
00:40:36.000 Or have had.
00:40:37.000 For people who don't know it, I have it.
00:40:39.000 You can see it on my knuckles.
00:40:41.000 Like I have my knuckles like really white.
00:40:43.000 You just don't see it on much on me because I'm a white guy.
00:40:46.000 And he was telling Barbara Walters that it was all over his body.
00:40:49.000 And so the brown spots that remained, he decided to bleach those out and then cover all the skin with. 0.76
00:40:58.000 That could all be true.
00:40:58.000 That could be true people do that.
00:40:59.000 That could all be true.
00:41:00.000 But there's black people that have Vitilago and they're all white. 1.00
00:41:04.000 And they choose the brown makeup.
00:41:06.000 He chose the white makeup.
00:41:07.000 He didn't have to choose white.
00:41:08.000 Anyways, but if you look if he did, I think in his case, if he's to be believed, he would have had to have makeup all over his body.
00:41:18.000 Apparently he bleached his whole body or something.
00:41:20.000 Yeah, well, there's some severe cases of it.
00:41:23.000 Okay, I'll get it.
00:41:24.000 A lot of it is stress.
00:41:25.000 It's nutrient.
00:41:26.000 And that's one of the reasons, by the way, my Vitilago completely stopped once I started taking vitamins hardcore.
00:41:31.000 Completely stopped.
00:41:32.000 I believe it.
00:41:32.000 And it never spread.
00:41:33.000 Who's more stressed out than Michael Jackson?
00:41:34.000 Fuck.
00:41:35.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:41:35.000 Almost went to jail for molesting the boys.
00:41:37.000 But anyway, but even if he does have a good excuse for his face being all white, you know what I mean? 0.75
00:41:42.000 Then you add all the other stuff.
00:41:44.000 The guy straightens his hair out.
00:41:46.000 He got nine nose jobs.
00:41:48.000 He did facial reconstruction.
00:41:50.000 To me, nobody wanted to be white more than Michael Jackson.
00:41:54.000 He wanted to be white more than anybody. 0.82
00:41:56.000 And he got away with it in increments because everybody that's around him, no one's going to say, Michael, what the fuck are you doing to your face?
00:42:04.000 They're out of the circle.
00:42:05.000 They get cut out.
00:42:06.000 So he's surrounded by a bunch of guys.
00:42:07.000 Like every time he did something to his face or whatever, people didn't even notice it.
00:42:11.000 They said, Mr. Jackson, you're 3 o'clock.
00:42:12.000 Is here.
00:42:13.000 Mr. Jackson, we got some more boys in the backyard.
00:42:16.000 Mr. Jackson, you know what I mean?
00:42:17.000 They never questioned him.
00:42:18.000 They get cut out.
00:42:19.000 No one sat him down and said, dude, look at the fucking mirror.
00:42:23.000 You look like an alien.
00:42:24.000 He kept just chopping.
00:42:26.000 He just kept going, kept going, kept building fucking carnival rides and all that shit.
00:42:29.000 So to me, the character, back to the character, I was watching this Barbara Walters special and I thought, what if a guy did it in reverse?
00:42:36.000 What if there was a white guy that wanted to be black so bad that he used the same excuse?
00:42:44.000 Have you seen this video of the tanning lady from New Jersey?
00:42:47.000 I saw a picture of her.
00:42:48.000 Dude.
00:42:49.000 Dude.
00:42:50.000 You got to see the interview.
00:42:51.000 You haven't seen the interview?
00:42:52.000 Nah.
00:42:53.000 You're not going to fucking believe this.
00:42:55.000 There's a lady who tans so much. 1.00
00:42:57.000 She's black like Denzel Washington, dude. 0.99
00:43:00.000 She's a white chick and she's black as fuck. 1.00
00:43:03.000 It looks like a Saturday Night Live parody.
00:43:05.000 It totally does.
00:43:06.000 It doesn't even look real.
00:43:09.000 I'm going to pull this up for you.
00:43:09.000 Hold on.
00:43:10.000 No, no, no.
00:43:10.000 Do I have to stand up?
00:43:11.000 I'll pull it up.
00:43:11.000 I'll pull it up.
00:43:12.000 Yeah, YouTube.
00:43:14.000 I'll just think, let me see.
00:43:16.000 Tanning Lady. 0.69
00:43:20.000 If you go on YouTube, Google or search for Qua Tooth, Q-U-A.
00:43:25.000 This is still up there.
00:43:26.000 It's still up there, dude.
00:43:27.000 It's still up there.
00:43:28.000 Qua Tooth.
00:43:32.000 Please forgive me.
00:43:33.000 I did that like 12 years ago.
00:43:34.000 I didn't realize putting on black makeup was considered blackface.
00:43:39.000 I didn't know the whole history of blackface.
00:43:40.000 I just created a character.
00:43:41.000 A guy who wanted to be black so bad that he lied to people and told people he had Vidilago.
00:43:47.000 But I didn't realize it was like taboo to put black makeup on.
00:43:50.000 I'm sorry to all my black brothers out there.
00:43:52.000 Do people get mad at you?
00:43:53.000 Yeah, there's some people that got mad at me, man.
00:43:55.000 There's some people that got mad.
00:43:56.000 They thought it was racist.
00:43:57.000 A lot of people thought I was racist.
00:43:58.000 The guy who put it up on YouTube, he thought it was racist.
00:44:01.000 He put it up to like ruin me.
00:44:03.000 I mean, that video is on one of my first DVDs.
00:44:07.000 Yeah, it's on my first DVD or something or my second one.
00:44:10.000 But I actually didn't put it on YouTube.
00:44:13.000 A guy who hates me, who thinks I'm racist, a white guy who just took offense to it for some reason.
00:44:20.000 Look at this lady. 1.00
00:44:22.000 This is real.
00:44:23.000 She took her daughter tanning, apparently, this crazy bitch. 1.00
00:44:27.000 But wait till you get to her.
00:44:29.000 Look at her.
00:44:30.000 Jesus Christ.
00:44:32.000 Is that the scariest thing you've ever seen in your life?
00:44:33.000 Does she think anything's wrong?
00:44:35.000 I have no idea.
00:44:36.000 Is she talking about slowing down?
00:44:38.000 No, look at her. 0.97
00:44:39.000 For folks who can't see, you don't want to hear this woman's voice. 1.00
00:44:42.000 Or I would plug in the audio, but shit, you don't want to hear this lady's voice. 1.00
00:44:46.000 It'll just depress the shit out of you that this person has a kid.
00:44:50.000 She took her kid into the fucking tanning booth, apparently. 1.00
00:44:52.000 That's why they arrested her. 0.99
00:44:53.000 They arrested her for having her kid, wants to get like mommy, She looks like she's out in the middle of the woods. 1.00
00:45:01.000 By the way, I think Aborigines, you're not allowed to say that.
00:45:04.000 Or is it Eskimo?
00:45:04.000 One of those, a new thing you're not allowed to say.
00:45:06.000 Someone said you're not allowed to say that.
00:45:07.000 Oh, really?
00:45:08.000 You can't say Eskimo?
00:45:08.000 basketball is bad.
00:45:09.000 It's a...
00:45:16.000 Then we'd have something to worry about.
00:45:17.000 Are you kidding me?
00:45:17.000 Are there?
00:45:18.000 In Alaska?
00:45:19.000 Dude, it's incredibly poor in Alaska.
00:45:23.000 Eskimo ghettos. 0.68
00:45:24.000 Oh, yeah, for sure, man.
00:45:25.000 There's some of the poorest people.
00:45:27.000 You would think they'd be accustomed, they just make igloos.
00:45:29.000 How much does that cost you?
00:45:31.000 Try to live like this.
00:45:32.000 that's probably racist, right?
00:45:33.000 Yeah, you can't say that.
00:45:35.000 Well, I do in jokes.
00:45:36.000 I mean, I make fun of Sarah Palin until you get back in an igloo.
00:45:40.000 I mean, I can't see how that would be.
00:45:43.000 Igloos are, you know, for primitive people. 1.00
00:45:45.000 That's why, you know, they're modern Inuits.
00:45:48.000 They're living in 2012.
00:45:49.000 They have the internet.
00:45:50.000 They're out there trying to get jobs.
00:45:52.000 You know, but a lot of them have the same problems that American Indians do. 0.98
00:45:56.000 You know, new people came in and took over the land that their families had been used for generations and generations. 0.99
00:46:02.000 Who's more equipped for the fucking end than Eskimos? 1.00
00:46:05.000 Eskimos are ready for it. 1.00
00:46:07.000 How badass are they when you think about it?
00:46:09.000 Some people that survived in a place where it was cold as fuck, and they're just walking around, walking around.
00:46:14.000 Are igloos for real?
00:46:16.000 Do they still make them?
00:46:17.000 They had to.
00:46:18.000 Do they still make them now?
00:46:19.000 I mean, I'm sure somebody.
00:46:20.000 What if there's badass pimp igloos, right?
00:46:22.000 They live in caves, man.
00:46:23.000 I was watching this one thing.
00:46:25.000 It was a book that someone read about a man who got done with, he gave up on money.
00:46:31.000 Have you heard of this dude?
00:46:32.000 Apparently he was an intelligent guy.
00:46:34.000 Let me Google this real quick.
00:46:35.000 But, you know, they showed this guy.
00:46:37.000 He's living in a fucking cave.
00:46:38.000 He gave up on money in like 2003.
00:46:41.000 He just said, fuck this.
00:46:42.000 I don't want to deal with money anymore.
00:46:44.000 I'm just going to live off dumpster diving and eating fucking roadkill.
00:46:48.000 I would rather live in a fucking one-bedroom igloo than a fucking cave, dude.
00:46:52.000 Are you cave?
00:46:53.000 It's completely retarded. 1.00
00:46:54.000 Stop and think about rats.
00:46:56.000 Unless it was the snake or the cave from Land of the Lost.
00:46:59.000 Remember?
00:46:59.000 That's a good cave, right?
00:47:02.000 What are those animals that would come?
00:47:04.000 It was all lit up in there.
00:47:06.000 Yeah, what were those things called?
00:47:07.000 Klee Stacks? 0.99
00:47:08.000 Yeah.
00:47:10.000 I would live in that cave.
00:47:11.000 That's it.
00:47:13.000 That's it?
00:47:14.000 That's the best cave I've ever seen.
00:47:17.000 That show was so stupid.
00:47:20.000 Yeah, this dude on survivalist.com.
00:47:20.000 I believed it.
00:47:22.000 Apparently he was an intelligent guy, too.
00:47:24.000 He just, whatever, for whatever fucking weird reason, he just decided to just give up.
00:47:28.000 What if that was a gimmick?
00:47:30.000 You know, now he's famous.
00:47:31.000 Now he's getting laid.
00:47:32.000 He's a blogger.
00:47:33.000 Just tell people you live in a cave.
00:47:35.000 He blogs in the library, but he completely gave up on money.
00:47:40.000 Yeah, he's a fucking idiot.
00:47:42.000 Look, money gets you soap, and it's a way that we exchange worth.
00:47:47.000 Yeah, it's not perfect.
00:47:48.000 His system sucks, but you tell me you wouldn't want to watch Game of Thrones?
00:47:52.000 You don't want to watch that show?
00:47:54.000 You're an asshole.
00:47:55.000 What's wrong with you?
00:47:56.000 It's fucking amazing.
00:47:57.000 It's an incredible work of art, and it's on, you know, HBO.
00:48:00.000 Get a job so you could pay for HBO, you dumb fuck, you cave-dwelling asshole.
00:48:05.000 You're missing out on so much cool shit.
00:48:06.000 Have you ever had beats by Dr. Dre headphones on?
00:48:09.000 Have you ever wore those, you dummy?
00:48:11.000 Are those cool?
00:48:11.000 No.
00:48:12.000 They're fucking amazing.
00:48:13.000 Yeah, they're great too, and they noise cancel when you're on airplanes, dude.
00:48:16.000 They got that noise-canceling feature, so all you hear is the sound.
00:48:20.000 You get taken away, especially if you eat a pot cookie before you get to the airport and you time it perfectly.
00:48:25.000 Yeah.
00:48:25.000 You know?
00:48:26.000 Oh, yeah.
00:48:27.000 Beats by Dr. Dre.
00:48:28.000 And this asshole, no money asshole, he's never going to experience that.
00:48:31.000 If you've never experienced being way too high in a plane, listening to some Jimi Hendrix while you got your eyes closed, well, you're really freaking out.
00:48:40.000 You feel yourself kind of freaking out because you're way too high to just be hanging around a bunch of people you don't know, laying down side by side next to some total stranger.
00:48:49.000 Just some total stranger.
00:48:50.000 I could reach over and touch him with my pinky.
00:48:52.000 Like I have to stay all cuddled up so that I don't roll over and touch this total stranger.
00:48:57.000 Maybe we don't know the whole story.
00:48:58.000 Maybe like his wife fucked his son or something and he was like, fuck that.
00:49:02.000 You know, something horrible, you know?
00:49:04.000 Maybe, yeah.
00:49:06.000 There's got to be some more to it.
00:49:08.000 For you to give up everything, go in a cave, your wife had to do some evil shit. 1.00
00:49:12.000 Maybe not.
00:49:13.000 Maybe he's just a fucking dumb dude.
00:49:15.000 You know?
00:49:16.000 Maybe he's just crazy.
00:49:17.000 Who knows?
00:49:19.000 The world is filled with fucking crackpots, man.
00:49:22.000 The world is filled with people that think they got it nailed and they found some new righteous course.
00:49:28.000 Or the guy might genuinely like being alone outside.
00:49:32.000 Who knows?
00:49:33.000 Maybe foraging for food is the only thing that keeps him from being depressed.
00:49:38.000 I don't know, man.
00:49:40.000 There's some people that feel like they don't get enough out of living everyday life the way everybody else lives it.
00:49:46.000 Maybe this guy has some weird sense of danger because he's out there living like with no roof over his head in caves.
00:49:52.000 Maybe that actually does give a little spark inside of him.
00:49:55.000 I'm just talking shit.
00:49:57.000 Hey, what do you think?
00:49:58.000 What do you think about what they're saying on the internet?
00:50:02.000 It could be totally bullshit, but it seems like it's real.
00:50:05.000 It seems like all the presidents are all related.
00:50:08.000 Oh, I've seen one of those.
00:50:10.000 I mean, has that been proven to be a hoax?
00:50:12.000 I think we should go to snopes.com, right?
00:50:14.000 Dude, is that Snopes?
00:50:16.000 If that's real, because on Obama on camera is talking about him being related to Dick Cheney or what?
00:50:26.000 Yes.
00:50:26.000 Oh, my God.
00:50:27.000 Yes.
00:50:28.000 On camera.
00:50:30.000 In an interview, they ask him about it.
00:50:32.000 Could you imagine if like that David Icke dude was right and they're all really reptilians?
00:50:36.000 Dude.
00:50:37.000 Could you imagine if life really was like a comic book movie?
00:50:41.000 You know, Obama said on camera, on camera, he's like on some show and he goes, yeah, that's more of like the reptilian side of my brain that would react like that.
00:50:50.000 He said some shit like that that I'm sure David Icke is fucking his head's exploding when he hears shit like that.
00:50:55.000 Yeah.
00:50:57.000 It appears, it appears.
00:50:59.000 There's so much evidence in different TV shows and news reports on it.
00:51:04.000 News reports that George Bush is related to fucking like kings.
00:51:10.000 There is a bloodline.
00:51:11.000 There is a royal bloodline.
00:51:13.000 And that all these guys that are president, they're part of the 13 royal bloodlines.
00:51:20.000 How crazy is that?
00:51:22.000 It's pretty crazy.
00:51:23.000 What if it's true?
00:51:24.000 What if it's true that they're all related and it's all like a royal family and elections are just a big fucking act?
00:51:30.000 It'd be amazing.
00:51:31.000 It'd be amazing if they could pull that off like that.
00:51:33.000 You know, it was funny how some people like Brian Callum, I love him to death, but he never believes in conspiracies.
00:51:39.000 Believes in no conspiracies.
00:51:41.000 But when we were talking about Osama bin Laden, one thing, he believed that there was a conspiracy on the Pakistani side and that they had had Osama bin Laden tucked away like near this big military base for years.
00:51:56.000 And they knew about it, but they kept their mouth shut.
00:51:56.000 And they had him tucked away.
00:51:58.000 Even though there was like a $30 million bounty on his head.
00:52:01.000 He believed the Pakistanis, that there was a conspiracy on their side, but that there was no conspiracy on the American side.
00:52:08.000 It's Hilarious.
00:52:11.000 His vision of it has to always be Fox News.
00:52:14.000 I love the guy.
00:52:15.000 Don't get me wrong, but it's a fascinating thing how he has this sort of.
00:52:20.000 I mean, it's great to have a guy like that on your side.
00:52:23.000 I wonder if he thinks that.
00:52:25.000 Do you know if he thinks Tower 7 fell because of fires?
00:52:27.000 Oh, yeah, he does.
00:52:28.000 He thinks there were fires above them like that.
00:52:30.000 Wow.
00:52:31.000 He goes by the popular science reports, Hearst Publications that debunked everything, all the 9-11 things.
00:52:38.000 The real thing about 9-11, the first two towers don't freak me out as far as how did that possibly happen.
00:52:47.000 We've never seen a full jet airliner slam into a giant building like that before.
00:52:51.000 We've never seen it.
00:52:52.000 We've never seen two of them happen side by side.
00:52:54.000 We've never seen buildings that were that tall before.
00:52:56.000 Not only that, we've never seen buildings that were that tall and that were made in when?
00:52:59.000 What were they made in the 60s or something?
00:53:01.000 When the fuck did they make the World Trade Centers?
00:53:03.000 I haven't seen it.
00:53:03.000 a long fucking time ago, right?
00:53:05.000 So these gigantic 110 foot, 110 story, I mean, they were incredibly big.
00:53:13.000 80-some stories or something?
00:53:15.000 Just think about how 100, more than 100, more than 100.
00:53:19.000 Just think about how many fucking stacks of metal something like that is.
00:53:23.000 And what a cunt that is to clean up. 1.00
00:53:26.000 Imagine if that's the big conspiracy, that it was done because those fucking things were falling apart.
00:53:30.000 And the construction company is the one who did it.
00:53:33.000 They flew the planes in because they just didn't want to be responsible for what happened when everybody just fell on its own.
00:53:38.000 They did the high wire from tower one to tower two.
00:53:41.000 He did a high walked around with the high wire.
00:53:43.000 Is that one of those flying Melendas? 0.98
00:53:43.000 I can't believe that. 0.98
00:53:45.000 No, no, it's called Something on a Wire.
00:53:50.000 Dude, I can't watch that shit.
00:53:52.000 That dude did it illegally.
00:53:54.000 Oh my god.
00:53:54.000 He set it all up.
00:53:55.000 No one was going to let that shit happen.
00:53:57.000 They secretly went in and they measured all the shit.
00:54:00.000 They fucking made it happen.
00:54:02.000 How did they get the wire in between the two types of shit?
00:54:04.000 It was very complicated.
00:54:06.000 There was like five people involved.
00:54:09.000 Can you imagine that shit?
00:54:10.000 How crazy that guy is?
00:54:11.000 That guy tightroped across tower one to tower two.
00:54:14.000 They're like 100 stories or something.
00:54:16.000 How insane is that guy?
00:54:18.000 And he did it and it worked.
00:54:20.000 I'm pinching my dick together as you say this.
00:54:22.000 I'm like my legs.
00:54:25.000 Okay, so you said basically we don't know, you know, the planes could have easily caused those skyscrapers to fall.
00:54:33.000 But the crazy thing is most people, most people don't know that there was three towers that went down.
00:54:40.000 Three.
00:54:41.000 Tower seven was a 47-story skyscraper that five different angles on camera went down like a control demolition.
00:54:51.000 I mean, what does that mean?
00:54:53.000 What can that possibly mean?
00:54:55.000 They control, it takes weeks to set up a control demo.
00:54:59.000 1,500 engineers and architects are all banding together and they all say that there's, that was a control demo.
00:55:06.000 How is that possible?
00:55:07.000 Why would you demo a skyscraper the same day those towers went down?
00:55:11.000 It doesn't make any sense.
00:55:12.000 There's a lot of unanswered questions.
00:55:13.000 There's some fishy ass shit going on.
00:55:15.000 It's unfortunate that there is so much fishy ass shit.
00:55:18.000 Because like when you look into the whole Pentagon missile thing, it's one of those things to me where someone starts talking to me about there's a missile hit the Pentagon.
00:55:26.000 It wasn't a plane.
00:55:26.000 It was a missile hit the Pentagon.
00:55:28.000 Just my instincts, my automatic instincts are, okay, this guy's kind of a crackpot.
00:55:32.000 This guy's a little bit crazy with the conspiracies.
00:55:34.000 I don't know what the fuck hit the Pentagon.
00:55:36.000 You don't either.
00:55:36.000 They said it was a missile.
00:55:37.000 They've never released any of the footage.
00:55:39.000 I saw the footage they released.
00:55:40.000 It was only like a couple frames.
00:55:41.000 I couldn't tell what the fuck it was.
00:55:43.000 I don't know.
00:55:43.000 Maybe it was a plane.
00:55:44.000 I don't know what it looks like when you take a picture of a plane that's going 500 miles an hour a foot off the ground.
00:55:49.000 I don't know what the fuck that looks like.
00:55:51.000 I don't know.
00:55:52.000 But when you find out that they really did have the accounting offices right there and that they really were trying to cover up some incredible missing money, how much money was it?
00:56:04.000 2.3 trillion.
00:56:05.000 2.3 trillion.
00:56:05.000 2 trillion.
00:56:06.000 It was just announced by Donald Rumsfeld the day before that there was a problem and that $2.3 trillion has essentially been swindled and they were going to get to the bottom of it.
00:56:15.000 Well, the office where they're going to get to the bottom of it gets hit by a fucking projectile that blows a hole through the side of the building and into the courtyard.
00:56:25.000 Kills all the accountants.
00:56:26.000 That's incredible.
00:56:27.000 Isn't that incredible?
00:56:28.000 That is one of the greatest all-time, like, if you wanted to have like a conspiracy where there's actual evidence that makes you go, what the fuck?
00:56:37.000 Could they be this crazy?
00:56:38.000 Could it be this crazy?
00:56:40.000 What happened to that 2.3 trillion?
00:56:41.000 Was it ever addressed again?
00:56:43.000 Yeah.
00:56:43.000 Well, do you know?
00:56:44.000 What was that?
00:56:44.000 Do you know?
00:56:45.000 What happened to that money?
00:56:46.000 Was it ever addressed again?
00:56:47.000 They don't have to.
00:56:47.000 Who's going to address it?
00:56:48.000 But it means that.
00:56:49.000 It had to be.
00:56:51.000 Even if you have an event like 9-11, after the dust settles, so to speak, no pun intended, you would think that after a while, people would go, oh yeah, that 2.3 trillion.
00:57:03.000 What's up with that?
00:57:04.000 People know that some scary shit going on.
00:57:06.000 People know that whoever pulled that shit off, if you try to bust anybody out, you're going to die.
00:57:11.000 You're going to die.
00:57:12.000 So everyone just keeps the fucking mouth shut.
00:57:14.000 No, it was fishy.
00:57:14.000 You know?
00:57:15.000 And then the crazy thing is...
00:57:20.000 That Andrew Breitbart, the guy who died really recently, is a very controversial journalist character.
00:57:20.000 What is that?
00:57:26.000 He apparently had some video that he was going to release about Barack Obama.
00:57:31.000 It was Barack Obama.
00:57:32.000 And there was some video that was released of Barack Obama giving some sort of a speech when he was younger, when he was in college, I think when he was at Harvard.
00:57:39.000 And just, you know, it wasn't really that radical at all.
00:57:42.000 You know, it was like, and, but the word was that he was going to release something that was going to be damaging.
00:57:48.000 Well, the fucking dude wounds up dying, right?
00:57:50.000 No big deal.
00:57:51.000 He wasn't that healthy.
00:57:52.000 You look at him.
00:57:53.000 He's kind of big, fat guy, and he probably had some bad karma.
00:57:56.000 And, you know, there's a lot of wild shit going on.
00:57:58.000 Dude's life.
00:57:59.000 His ticker might have been, who knows, right?
00:58:01.000 So the guy dies.
00:58:02.000 Rest in peace.
00:58:04.000 And then after he dies, his fucking coroner dies by poisoning.
00:58:07.000 So after his coroner says that it's natural causes, then the coroner dies by poisoning.
00:58:14.000 And then you go, okay, what?
00:58:17.000 That's when you got to go, what?
00:58:18.000 Yeah.
00:58:19.000 I mean, I don't want to believe that the government or who the fucking COA or the Mussad or anybody decided to kill this journalist.
00:58:28.000 And then they paid off his coroner, and then the coroner winds up getting poisoned and killed.
00:58:35.000 Or they threatened him, or they use their influence, or whatever the fuck it was.
00:58:40.000 But when you hear a story like that, God damn, it makes you go, is anybody checking on this?
00:58:48.000 Who's looking into that?
00:58:49.000 That seems, that's a little, I would like to sit down with everybody involved in that sort of a situation.
00:58:54.000 If I was the mayor, the governor, whoever the fuck would be the one who would have jurisdiction over something like that, I'd like to be the guy who sits down.
00:59:02.000 What the fuck is going on here?
00:59:03.000 Yeah, and the Pentagon thing, they're like, if a plane of a, like a 747, a commercial airline hit that, there have been lots of planes that went down.
00:59:14.000 And what you find is big, giant chunks of the fuselage and suitcases and seats and tennis shoes and legs and body parts.
00:59:24.000 That's what happens when a plane crashes.
00:59:26.000 There was none of that shit in the only pictures that they show, like the debunker sides, they show pictures, but like real tight shots of like a burned airplane tire and then they show next to it.
00:59:37.000 This is what it really looks like.
00:59:38.000 It's the same rim.
00:59:39.000 Yeah, where is that?
00:59:40.000 Where did you even take that picture?
00:59:41.000 Give me a shot from way back and show me all.
00:59:45.000 Show me that it's the Pentagon.
00:59:47.000 Why are you showing the evidence?
00:59:48.000 Our pictures up close.
00:59:50.000 You don't know where that is.
00:59:51.000 dark room and you're seeing like, oh, here it says United.
00:59:55.000 And the only shot...
00:59:56.000 By the way, it would be very easy if the government wanted to release Photoshop images or images of other pieces of wreckage and claim that they...
01:00:07.000 How many people were running around taking pictures of the lawn?
01:00:09.000 I mean, that's incredibly restricted.
01:00:11.000 So it's not like it was open season for journalists to come and check everything out with cameras.
01:00:15.000 So whatever photos they have, who the fuck knows what really happened?
01:00:18.000 And then there's another photo where it's like you see the lawn and there's a little strip of like American Airlines.
01:00:24.000 Like, bitch, how easy. 1.00
01:00:25.000 Show me everything all in one big shot of everything.
01:00:28.000 Don't show me up close pictures.
01:00:30.000 You're telling me they did a piece of metal.
01:00:32.000 Yeah, a piece of metal up close.
01:00:34.000 Are you telling me that that's evidence?
01:00:36.000 That's not evidence.
01:00:38.000 They must have had really detailed images of every single aspect.
01:00:42.000 If that was an attack, they would have detailed images of every single aspect of that thing that they could.
01:00:47.000 And one of the main witnesses, the chick that was, the black chick that was on Jesse the Ventur show when they did that, she said there was no plane.
01:00:53.000 She walked, she thought it was the whole time it was a bomb because there was no evidence of any wreckage or seats or luggage or body.
01:01:00.000 I wonder what kind of wreckage you would get though.
01:01:03.000 You know, they have shown, they've taken fighter jets and they've remote controlled, flied them, remote flew them into gigantic blocks of concrete.
01:01:12.000 They like built this huge wall of concrete and they flew jets into it and the jets just incinerate.
01:01:18.000 It's really crazy.
01:01:19.000 But I think they're going like way faster and they're way smaller.
01:01:23.000 It's a different experience.
01:01:24.000 If you look at 911 like a detective with an open mind, and you have to know what an open mind is first, look at it like a detective would, like you're a CSI.
01:01:34.000 Look at all the facts.
01:01:35.000 Don't just say, oh, those conspiracy kooks, conspiracy nuts.
01:01:39.000 That's not what a detective, you'd get fired right away.
01:01:43.000 Well, by the way, you've got to realize, folks, and this is absolutely 100% positive.
01:01:49.000 There are people that work for the government that are involved in what's called disinformation.
01:01:54.000 And one of the things that they will do, and this is a very smart tactic and very clever, they will mix truth with ridiculous bullshit that automatically makes you look like a kook. 0.89
01:02:06.000 So if you're reading something and it sounds really good and fascinating and then completely ridiculous all at the same time, like someone, then they throw something about alien bases on the moon and that they have the transcripts of these aliens communicating with people.
01:02:22.000 Then you go, okay, listen to this fucking crazy bitch. 1.00
01:02:25.000 Oh man, there ain't no aliens on the fucking moon communicating with Ronald Reagan.
01:02:29.000 What are you talking about?
01:02:30.000 But they'll mix some real truth about the CIA, some real truth about the way things are run.
01:02:36.000 And that way it diffuses all those real truths in people's minds.
01:02:40.000 You associate that shit with Bigfoot and psychics.
01:02:43.000 And it's just a bunch of crazy, silly thinking that as a full-grown man, I don't have time for.
01:02:49.000 You know, it becomes one of those things.
01:02:52.000 It's a really clever thing.
01:02:53.000 So when you hear a nutty story, when you hear someone who's saying something completely ridiculous, but also make sense at the same time, they're probably government agents.
01:03:03.000 Who knows, right?
01:03:04.000 I've been accused of being a government agent.
01:03:06.000 I think that's amazing.
01:03:07.000 That's awesome.
01:03:08.000 That's how they would do it.
01:03:09.000 They would train me up through the ranks of being a fucking comedian and then get me into cage fighting commentary and then recruit me to save America from the bad guys.
01:03:19.000 Can you imagine?
01:03:20.000 What kind of a government agent would I be telling everybody, go smoke some weed, relax, do jiu-jitsu, don't be greedy, don't be a cunt.
01:03:28.000 Back to the original question.
01:03:30.000 There's a question?
01:03:31.000 Yeah.
01:03:32.000 How do you remember?
01:03:33.000 How do you feel about every president being related and part of the bloodline?
01:03:39.000 If it is true, I didn't do good enough research.
01:03:43.000 If you go to my YouTube page and go to my playlist, I got Illuminati playlist.
01:03:49.000 Go to the last one I added or the last two.
01:03:52.000 It's some deep shit, man.
01:03:54.000 I mean, the president's actually telling you he's related.
01:03:57.000 Like, George Bush is related to a bunch of people in politics now.
01:04:02.000 Like, hi, like guys like John Kerry and he's related to John Kerry?
01:04:09.000 Like the ninth cousins and shit.
01:04:10.000 Really?
01:04:11.000 Yeah, dude.
01:04:11.000 I'm telling you.
01:04:12.000 I'm telling you, man.
01:04:14.000 Unless it's all bullshit.
01:04:15.000 I mean, it could be all bullshit.
01:04:16.000 This could be a total, huge hoax.
01:04:18.000 Well, I'm going to behind the matrix.com.
01:04:23.000 So let's see what they have to say about it.
01:04:25.000 You got to see Obama saying it himself.
01:04:28.000 He's related to Dick Cheney, dude.
01:04:30.000 How crazy is that?
01:04:32.000 They're talking about it on a show.
01:04:33.000 That's not like some CGI shit with a different Obama.
01:04:37.000 Obama is saying he's related to Dick Cheney.
01:04:40.000 And then it goes deeper than that.
01:04:41.000 George W. Bush is related to like old kings and czars and shit.
01:04:47.000 Hmm.
01:04:49.000 Wow.
01:04:51.000 This is the, yeah, there are apparently 44 men who are president of the USA are related.
01:04:56.000 How crazy is that?
01:04:58.000 Is that really true?
01:04:59.000 That's what I want to know.
01:05:00.000 Is this all bullshit?
01:05:01.000 The odds of all 43 presidents being related, and this has just randomly happened, are billions to one.
01:05:08.000 Huh.
01:05:10.000 A billion to one.
01:05:11.000 Is that the number?
01:05:12.000 No, the guy's saying billions.
01:05:14.000 It's just someone's editorial, I believe.
01:05:16.000 I don't know if it's right, though.
01:05:19.000 Sources.
01:05:19.000 Okay, CNN.com.
01:05:23.000 Google Illuminati Bloodline or YouTube Illuminati Bloodlines, dude.
01:05:27.000 And just everything is like Herman Kane related to people, too?
01:05:31.000 They're all related according to this shit.
01:05:34.000 Most of the presidents are all related.
01:05:36.000 They're all part of the same bloodline.
01:05:37.000 How fucking nutty is that?
01:05:39.000 That's ridiculous.
01:05:40.000 Can it really be true?
01:05:40.000 It's ridiculous.
01:05:42.000 If it's true, dude, we really are in the Matrix.
01:05:45.000 We're living in a rowdy roddy piper movie.
01:05:45.000 We really are.
01:05:47.000 Totally, right?
01:05:49.000 That movie, Them or They or whatever.
01:05:51.000 They, was that it?
01:05:52.000 That was a fun movie, man.
01:05:52.000 You know what?
01:05:53.000 I haven't seen it, but one of my students, Dave Callahan, was telling me about it.
01:05:57.000 He said, I need to watch it.
01:05:59.000 Wow, this is so ridiculous.
01:06:01.000 Are you finding out more information?
01:06:02.000 It's just, it's ridiculous.
01:06:04.000 It's just hard to believe.
01:06:06.000 Exactly.
01:06:06.000 But when you see Obama, search Obama, Dick Cheney, video, cousins.
01:06:15.000 Obama cousin, Dick Cheney, and then you'll see him talking about it.
01:06:20.000 This is ridiculous.
01:06:24.000 This is really weird, man.
01:06:28.000 The, yeah.
01:06:32.000 Eddie's coming over to take a look.
01:06:33.000 It's just different websites who point to that.
01:06:36.000 I still honestly can't say that.
01:06:38.000 I don't really know it's true.
01:06:40.000 I don't think you should be just reading something online and spouting out that's true.
01:06:44.000 I've done that too many times in the past and been completely wrong.
01:06:46.000 No, no, no.
01:06:47.000 That's why I'm going to send you a link right now.
01:06:47.000 I know.
01:06:47.000 I know.
01:06:49.000 Maybe ask Siri.
01:06:50.000 Why don't you ask Siri?
01:06:52.000 See what Siri says.
01:06:53.000 Siri? 0.50
01:06:54.000 Yeah.
01:06:54.000 Siri.
01:06:55.000 Oh, shit.
01:06:56.000 See what that bitch knows. 1.00
01:06:57.000 Put her to use right now.
01:06:58.000 I'm going to find the video for you.
01:07:00.000 I'm going to call Siri.
01:07:01.000 Okay, here it is.
01:07:04.000 I'm going to send you the link.
01:07:05.000 I could send it to you and you'll be able to play it.
01:07:07.000 Yeah.
01:07:08.000 Okay.
01:07:09.000 Wait a minute.
01:07:09.000 What is it?
01:07:10.000 You'll send it to me.
01:07:10.000 How?
01:07:11.000 To your email.
01:07:12.000 No, no, I don't have that set up like that.
01:07:14.000 What do you want me to play?
01:07:15.000 Just the beginning of, I want you to hear Obama talking about how he's cousins with Dick Cheney.
01:07:20.000 Oh, I don't even want to hear that.
01:07:21.000 No, he's sick.
01:07:22.000 Dude, he says it.
01:07:24.000 I believe it.
01:07:24.000 So he's somehow or another, some distant cousin with Dick Cheney.
01:07:27.000 Yeah, but then it gets deeper.
01:07:28.000 It's almost like someone dug that out and he has to talk about it and he has to admit it, but it goes deeper.
01:07:33.000 They're all related.
01:07:35.000 That's what it's saying, dude.
01:07:36.000 Everybody's related.
01:07:37.000 Like, George Bush is related to Obama.
01:07:40.000 They're all part of the royal bloodline that goes back to ancient Sumer.
01:07:44.000 What?
01:07:45.000 Yes.
01:07:45.000 Yes.
01:07:46.000 This is some ridiculous apocalyptic shit.
01:07:49.000 rulers it's just like a Hollywood club right the promoters when they're when their new club dies just like the ancient Samaria died when they're Obama and Dick Cheney are eighth cousins.
01:08:02.000 Yo.
01:08:03.000 And look at, type in George W. Bush cousins president.
01:08:07.000 Did you hear what Obama said when they gave them the revelation?
01:08:10.000 He goes, every family has a black sheep. 0.99
01:08:12.000 Boom, son.
01:08:14.000 Suck it. 0.99
01:08:15.000 He's for sure.
01:08:16.000 He's for sure the most gangster president of all time.
01:08:19.000 He said some gangster shit.
01:08:20.000 Like Matt Damon said that he was disappointed in him.
01:08:23.000 And then, you know, he does those president's press speeches where he does, essentially does stand-up.
01:08:28.000 And he goes, hey, Matt, I saw your last movie.
01:08:30.000 Right back at you.
01:08:32.000 Like, the president said your last movie sucked, dude.
01:08:35.000 And you know what's even crazier is that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jali are all in the mix, too.
01:08:41.000 They're all related to the presidents.
01:08:43.000 Well, did you see Jimmy Kimmel doing a White House speech or doing stand-up at the White House?
01:08:49.000 Or whoever the fuck it was.
01:08:50.000 I mean, Newt Gingrich was in the audience, Obama was in the audience, whatever the fuck official name of the gathering was.
01:08:55.000 He started talking about marijuana legalization and that it's real people care about weed laws.
01:09:00.000 It's true.
01:09:01.000 And that's who I said.
01:09:02.000 Who said that?
01:09:02.000 Jimmy Kimmel.
01:09:03.000 Oh, yeah, I heard about that.
01:09:04.000 Yeah, Jimmy Kimmel is, it was, you know, it was a really fascinating moment, man.
01:09:09.000 He's a brave motherfucker for doing that.
01:09:11.000 And he was, and he's goddamn right, you know, and he did what you're supposed to do if you get an opportunity to do something like that, where it's going to be on television.
01:09:20.000 He was respectful, you know, but he was still funny, you know, when he was doing a stand-up.
01:09:24.000 And then when he had a point about marijuana, he just made the point, man, that real people care about these laws.
01:09:29.000 And he didn't go crazy with it and didn't go too far with it.
01:09:32.000 But he was, he was, you know, it's fucking true.
01:09:34.000 It's gross.
01:09:35.000 How crazy is it that marijuana was a conspiracy?
01:09:39.000 It still is.
01:09:40.000 It still fucking is.
01:09:42.000 The most amazing thing in the 2012, there's people out there that will list all sorts of negative effects that it can have.
01:09:47.000 Listen, folks, fucking everything you do can have a negative effect if you get crazy with it.
01:09:52.000 We're drinking coffee here.
01:09:53.000 Coffee can fucking kill you.
01:09:55.000 If you're crazy and you're one of those dudes who just wants to drink coffee all day and just get gacked out of your mind on Venti Starbucks, you could have a fucking heart attack.
01:10:03.000 You could like, you could stimulate yourself to death.
01:10:05.000 People die from caffeine overdose.
01:10:07.000 That's an actual, you know, fairly regular occurrence.
01:10:11.000 I think there's something like 10,000 people die every year from aspirin and caffeine together combined.
01:10:17.000 Something along those lines.
01:10:18.000 Either way, point is, it's the best sign ever of a corrupt government that this magical plant, you know, and people say, oh, you fucking pothead, you fucking queer, with all your magic, what do you want?
01:10:30.000 You weed, you fucking baby, you can't survive without weed. 1.00
01:10:34.000 Those people need weed, first of all, more than anybody, right?
01:10:38.000 Yeah, definitely.
01:10:39.000 And second of all, you don't understand what this really is.
01:10:43.000 This is a potential life-enhancing substance that is just naturally growing around people.
01:10:50.000 And it's been with us for thousands of years.
01:10:52.000 And we have some sort of a physical symbiotic relationship.
01:10:57.000 We actually have cannabinoid receptors in our brain that receive cannabinoids both from cannabis and from exercise.
01:11:05.000 You're going to have to do that.
01:11:05.000 That's a conspiracy theory.
01:11:06.000 That's just cannabinoids.
01:11:07.000 That's a conspiracy theory.
01:11:08.000 People won't believe that.
01:11:08.000 It is.
01:11:10.000 What science are you reading?
01:11:11.000 Humans, and by the way, by the way, the benefits aren't even psychoactive.
01:11:16.000 One of the best ways to use marijuana is to actually eat it, to eat the fresh leaves, to eat the leaves and the plants.
01:11:22.000 It's incredibly healthy for you.
01:11:24.000 It has zero psychoactive effect because it's not the only way you have to smoke it or you just have To cook it into an edible form and then eat it.
01:11:32.000 But to just eat marijuana, it doesn't give you the psychedelic effects.
01:11:36.000 But what it does do, it's a really incredibly healthy plant.
01:11:40.000 It has a fuckload of amino acids.
01:11:43.000 It contains a lot of protein.
01:11:44.000 Hemp seeds are really good for it.
01:11:46.000 And they fucking taste good.
01:11:47.000 Like, I like eat hemp seeds all the time.
01:11:50.000 Like, I'll eat them as snacks.
01:11:51.000 I'll be sitting there watching TV and I'll have like hemp seed.
01:11:54.000 And it's incredible amounts of protein.
01:11:57.000 It's really healthy and clean, you know, and it's illegal.
01:12:01.000 It makes the best paper, makes the best clothes.
01:12:03.000 You can make fucking plywood out of it.
01:12:05.000 It's virtually indestructible.
01:12:06.000 It's amazing.
01:12:07.000 It's lighter than wood.
01:12:09.000 It grows quicker than wood.
01:12:10.000 It's stronger than wood.
01:12:12.000 It's an amazing, almost an alien being.
01:12:15.000 It's almost like something there's, it's not like, it's one of the most useful plants on earth.
01:12:21.000 Aside from the psychoactive effects of it, when you add the psychoactive effects, it's the number one most useful plant on earth.
01:12:28.000 Most for sure.
01:12:29.000 Because it actually can change people's lives and make people feel better.
01:12:33.000 It actually gives you a good feeling.
01:12:35.000 Like everybody needs that.
01:12:37.000 That's like one of the most important things we could ever have.
01:12:40.000 Something in our life that gives us a good feeling.
01:12:42.000 Something in our life that makes us a little more humble.
01:12:45.000 Something in our life that makes us a little more aware.
01:12:47.000 Something in your life that makes you a little more appreciative.
01:12:50.000 You know?
01:12:51.000 These poor fucks. 1.00
01:12:52.000 Don't you feel bad for people that don't want people to smoke weed?
01:12:52.000 Poor fuck.
01:12:56.000 I understand.
01:12:58.000 I wasn't into it till I was 28, so I totally understand where they're coming from.
01:13:02.000 I just, you know, I don't want to push anybody into it or anything, but if I'm just going to keep doing what I'm doing and let people know that, you know, most of the important stuff that I do, almost all of it, the important stuff, I do medicated with the sacred plant.
01:13:19.000 I feel if I taught a class and I wasn't medicated, that I would be cheating out my students.
01:13:26.000 I'm way more passionate.
01:13:27.000 I'm way more passionate when I teach, when I'm stoned, way more.
01:13:31.000 Can you imagine?
01:13:32.000 Like doing comedy and you don't have a little weed in you.
01:13:34.000 You feel like you feel like you're at 85 almost.
01:13:38.000 Sometimes, no.
01:13:39.000 I like doing sober shows too, but I smoke so much weed.
01:13:44.000 Am I ever really sober?
01:13:46.000 You know, because it's adjusted the way I act even when I'm sober.
01:13:49.000 Like playing music, not stoned.
01:13:51.000 I couldn't even imagine that.
01:13:53.000 And when I get in my car and I got like a, when I'm getting, when I get in my car, I'm just freshly baked on my way to jujitsu, man.
01:14:02.000 That's when I'm on fire.
01:14:04.000 That's when like all my important decisions and ideas come together on my way to jiu-jitsu because I'm so happy that I'm going to show up to a place with a bunch of my boys there and we're going to practice strangling each other.
01:14:16.000 And whatever music I've, I got to hear music loud as hell on the way to jujitsu.
01:14:22.000 Loud, man.
01:14:23.000 You know, like a latest, like something I'm just working on or like a new album I just bought.
01:14:28.000 Like, you know, lately, man, just bass nectar up my ass, man.
01:14:32.000 That motherfucker is on fire.
01:14:35.000 Holy shit.
01:14:36.000 Yeah, we're supposed to do a podcast with him.
01:14:38.000 Yeah.
01:14:38.000 End of May, like that Memorial Day weekend, he either said Monday he's free or that Friday.
01:14:45.000 So it's up to you Friday or Monday.
01:14:46.000 So he loves you, dude.
01:14:48.000 He loves you.
01:14:49.000 He just wants to hang out and talk to me.
01:14:49.000 That's all.
01:14:50.000 I want to hang out and talk to him too, dude.
01:14:52.000 He said, let's just have a conversation.
01:14:54.000 We don't even have to record this.
01:14:55.000 I'm like, oh man, don't deprive people of this cool conversation.
01:14:58.000 It's going to be fun.
01:14:59.000 He's a fascinating guy.
01:15:00.000 He's so looking forward to it.
01:15:02.000 I am too, man.
01:15:03.000 That's why I keep emailing you and going, dude, he's like asking me, like, dude, is this going to happen?
01:15:03.000 Incredible.
01:15:06.000 Is this going to happen?
01:15:08.000 I can't tell you how weird that is for me.
01:15:10.000 You know, it's weird.
01:15:13.000 With it, like, you got celebrities.
01:15:14.000 Yeah, that people want to come on the podcast.
01:15:16.000 I mean, it's a weird thing that people are trying to do it.
01:15:20.000 But it's amazing, though.
01:15:21.000 I couldn't be happier, man.
01:15:22.000 This is the most fulfilled, like, as far as what I'm putting out.
01:15:30.000 Like, the most fulfilled I've ever felt.
01:15:30.000 Yeah.
01:15:32.000 Yeah, people, I mean, like, he doesn't want to talk about music.
01:15:37.000 He's like, dude, I just want to talk about the universe.
01:15:40.000 You might want to talk about music too.
01:15:42.000 Whatever.
01:15:43.000 I love when people say that, like, I'm going to get Mac Danzig on the podcast.
01:15:49.000 I really like Mac Danzig.
01:15:50.000 I've been meaning to contact him so he'll hear about this or reach out to him.
01:15:54.000 He's a fascinating dude to me.
01:15:55.000 Really interesting guy.
01:15:56.000 He's a vegan.
01:15:58.000 And he does it because of animal rights, like the way he feels about pets and animals and factory farming.
01:16:04.000 But what's interesting is he goes, I'll talk about anything but MMA.
01:16:10.000 He's like anything but MMA.
01:16:12.000 Oh, dude, can you imagine how these UFC fighters, they must be so sick and tired of talking about fucking fights.
01:16:20.000 And especially after training twice a fucking day, six days a week.
01:16:24.000 Yeah, and I just want to say this to all my 10 planet heads.
01:16:28.000 I apologize for every interview I do where I'm just repeating myself.
01:16:32.000 I know like my hardcore fans are like, oh, he's going to use that analogy again.
01:16:37.000 Oh, that fucking story again.
01:16:39.000 You know what I mean?
01:16:40.000 I just answer the questions they give to me.
01:16:43.000 I know I could be repetitive.
01:16:45.000 I apologize, but you got to understand there's always new guys just getting into it, getting into 10th plan.
01:16:50.000 And I got to go back and give the history again.
01:16:52.000 I got to talk about the music.
01:16:54.000 You know that.
01:16:55.000 There's a lot of people out there.
01:16:56.000 Oh, here he goes with the music again.
01:16:58.000 I'm sorry, but I got to talk about the music.
01:17:01.000 You don't really need to defend yourself?
01:17:03.000 No, it's just, I just want to let people know that, because if I overheard someone saying, dude, that guy fucking just says the same shit over and over, that wouldn't make me feel good.
01:17:15.000 Yeah, but it's part of the whole thing.
01:17:15.000 You know what I mean?
01:17:18.000 You've got to realize that every time you talk, it's probably going to be the first time a fuckload of people hear you.
01:17:23.000 And if there's an important thing that you have to get out, important part of your philosophy, an important part of how you got to where you are, you have to say it.
01:17:31.000 Yeah.
01:17:32.000 Unfortunately.
01:17:33.000 Until you become like Marilyn Manson.
01:17:35.000 To become like super dope face.
01:17:35.000 Yeah.
01:17:36.000 Yeah, totally, totally.
01:17:37.000 But I'm always going to pump the music, man.
01:17:40.000 Always, I got the smoke serpent shirt on.
01:17:42.000 Smoke serpent's planned this Saturday for my birthday.
01:17:46.000 Yeah, where is that?
01:17:47.000 Yeah, I moved to Dim Mock Studios, man.
01:17:47.000 It moved, right?
01:17:49.000 It's a way better place.
01:17:51.000 Where is it?
01:17:51.000 Way better place.
01:17:52.000 It's in Hollywood on 1643 Cosmo.
01:17:56.000 It's a half a block south of Hollywood Boulevard.
01:17:59.000 It's an awesome place.
01:18:00.000 DJ Aoki, that's his place.
01:18:03.000 It's called Dim Mock Studios.
01:18:04.000 His name is DJ Aoki?
01:18:05.000 Yeah.
01:18:06.000 Like Shinya? 0.89
01:18:06.000 Yeah, she had a mouse. 0.89
01:18:07.000 He's huge.
01:18:07.000 He's huge.
01:18:08.000 Really?
01:18:08.000 He's a famous DJ?
01:18:10.000 Huge.
01:18:11.000 A million followers, that kind of thing.
01:18:12.000 Famous DJs.
01:18:13.000 They become famous without me even knowing they exist.
01:18:16.000 And then I find them when they have like a hundred million YouTube views.
01:18:21.000 Like, I'll go and look at one of their videos on YouTube, and I'm like, what?
01:18:25.000 This has 100 million views.
01:18:27.000 Yeah, what the fuck?
01:18:29.000 How did I miss this?
01:18:30.000 Whizzed right behind me.
01:18:31.000 Yeah, he's huge, man.
01:18:32.000 He owns that place.
01:18:34.000 It's going to be my birthday celebration.
01:18:36.000 My birthday is actually May 15th, but that's on a Tuesday.
01:18:39.000 Can't have a party on a Tuesday.
01:18:40.000 So me and my girlfriend actually have our birthdays two days apart.
01:18:43.000 We're going to celebrate it dual thing Saturday night.
01:18:46.000 Everybody's welcome.
01:18:47.000 Uh-oh.
01:18:48.000 No cover.
01:18:48.000 You fucked up right there.
01:18:49.000 Everyone's welcome.
01:18:50.000 No cover.
01:18:51.000 You said the two craziest things you could ever say on the internet.
01:18:53.000 What?
01:18:54.000 Everybody's welcome and no cover.
01:18:57.000 No, I want it to be packed.
01:18:58.000 Oh, it's going to be packed.
01:18:59.000 I want it to be packed.
01:19:00.000 We go on at 10 o'clock, so get there early.
01:19:04.000 You're going to get a crazy crowd, dude.
01:19:06.000 I hope so.
01:19:07.000 I hope so.
01:19:08.000 And if you don't know what my band sounds like, you can go on iTunes and just iTunes Smoke Serpent.
01:19:12.000 I got two songs up on iTunes.
01:19:15.000 Jiu-Jitsu is one song and Dropped is another song.
01:19:19.000 There's a video for Jiu-Jitsu as well.
01:19:20.000 You could find that on YouTube.
01:19:22.000 Smoke Serpent this Saturday, my birthday.
01:19:25.000 Everyone's welcome.
01:19:27.000 The BJ JJ Expo is this Saturday day.
01:19:31.000 That's when Nick Diaz and Brawligo Steema go at it.
01:19:35.000 You could go watch that.
01:19:36.000 And just remember, the after party is at Dimok Studios on Saturday.
01:19:40.000 That shit's going to be crazy.
01:19:42.000 You're going to have a bunch of people with cats on their t-shirts.
01:19:46.000 Cats.
01:19:47.000 The Death Squad cat.
01:19:49.000 Beautiful, beautiful.
01:19:51.000 Also, my rapper, well, one of my rappers, his name is Campella.
01:19:54.000 His name is Eric Cruz.
01:19:57.000 He's one of my brown belts.
01:19:58.000 He's awesome, man.
01:19:59.000 He's an amazing rapper.
01:20:01.000 And he's really good at jiu-jitsu, too.
01:20:04.000 He's one of my best friends.
01:20:05.000 I love him to death, man.
01:20:06.000 He actually fights MMA too.
01:20:08.000 He's fighting May 20th.
01:20:10.000 It's on a Sunday, May 20th at the Nokia Center.
01:20:14.000 This is a third amateur fight.
01:20:16.000 He's undefeated as an amateur.
01:20:18.000 There's a show called University of MMA.
01:20:21.000 It's just a badass amateur card.
01:20:23.000 Like three or four 10th planet fighters are fighting, and he's one of them.
01:20:26.000 His name is Eric Cruz.
01:20:28.000 He raps for Smoke Serpent.
01:20:29.000 May 20th, Nokia Center.
01:20:33.000 It's on a Sunday, so you don't have to worry about missing Strike Force.
01:20:36.000 I think Strike Force is the day before.
01:20:38.000 And it's the debut also on that amateur show.
01:20:41.000 The first three fights are going to be Combat Jiu-Jitsu.
01:20:44.000 It's a sport that I started with Turi Altavia.
01:20:46.000 He runs University of MMA.
01:20:48.000 Combat Jiu-Jitsu.
01:20:49.000 It's a brand new sport.
01:20:51.000 It's going to take a, people really, they're kind of scared to do it.
01:20:54.000 They really don't know what to think of it.
01:20:55.000 But really, Combat Jiu-Jitsu is, it's right in the middle.
01:20:58.000 It's in between MMA and just straight grappling.
01:21:01.000 It's in between.
01:21:02.000 That was a big hole.
01:21:03.000 It's jiu-jitsu with punches on the ground.
01:21:05.000 When you're standing, it's just wrestling.
01:21:07.000 But as soon as one person is on the ground, you can start punching.
01:21:11.000 So it's, you could either look at it as, you know, if you're looking at it from the MMA world, it's pussy MMA. 0.89
01:21:16.000 Like, why can't they're, they're too scared to strike standing?
01:21:19.000 You could look at it as super tame MMA.
01:21:21.000 But if you're coming from the jujitsu side, it's extreme jiu-jitsu.
01:21:26.000 Imagine watching Abu Dhabi and they allowed punches on the ground, how brutal and exciting that would be.
01:21:32.000 You know, it's all your perspective.
01:21:34.000 And it's going to, you know, since we're piggybacking on the University of MMA show, you know, it's the first three fights.
01:21:41.000 We're opening up the show.
01:21:42.000 We're just getting into it.
01:21:44.000 We just got it sanctioned.
01:21:45.000 We're just starting it.
01:21:46.000 We're just testing it out.
01:21:47.000 Ultimately, Combat Jiu-Jitsu doesn't look good in a cage.
01:21:51.000 It doesn't.
01:21:52.000 It actually looks better like Professional Submission League, Rico Ciparelli's old show, that Hicks and Gracie tournament, where just, it's like blood sport, just a flat mat, just like Abu Dhabi, a big flat mat.
01:22:02.000 That's where combat jiu-jitsu is going to shine.
01:22:05.000 It's going to take a while.
01:22:06.000 Are they going to be able to elbow each other?
01:22:07.000 No, no.
01:22:08.000 Elbows are the body.
01:22:09.000 There's basically amateur MMA rules on the ground.
01:22:12.000 You could punch to the face, no elbows to the face.
01:22:14.000 I wish they would find a way to pad elbows. 0.95
01:22:17.000 You know, the real problem with elbows, in my opinion, is not them as a blow.
01:22:21.000 I like elbows.
01:22:22.000 They're badass.
01:22:23.000 But then, you know, then you'd have to like, but you'd have to pad shins too. 0.91
01:22:28.000 It's really kind of, then they become silly.
01:22:29.000 But what I keep thinking is that elbows are so pointy.
01:22:33.000 They're so good at cutting people open.
01:22:35.000 Dude, how about fucking Alan Belcher's wicked elbows? 0.80
01:22:38.000 Dude, Alan Belcher is a holy shit.
01:22:41.000 Shit.
01:22:41.000 If you didn't see that fight, sorry, spoiler alert, shut this off real quick.
01:22:45.000 If you DVR'd this and you haven't seen it yet, you get three seconds, two.
01:22:48.000 Oh, man.
01:22:49.000 It's Monday.
01:22:49.000 Dude.
01:22:50.000 Fuck them.
01:22:50.000 Fuck them.
01:22:51.000 It's Monday, dude.
01:22:51.000 It's on Fox.
01:22:52.000 Yeah, watch that shit.
01:22:53.000 Dude, Alan Belcher.
01:22:55.000 He played footsies with Paul Harris.
01:22:57.000 I couldn't even believe it.
01:22:58.000 No, he didn't play Footsies.
01:22:59.000 But he did a little.
01:23:01.000 Maybe you had a bad angle because you weren't in the beginning.
01:23:04.000 It looked to you from where you were watching.
01:23:07.000 And if you watch it again, watch a commentary.
01:23:09.000 It looked like you thought they were going for leg locks, but right away, right from the get-go, he pulled them right into the truck.
01:23:15.000 It was like a professional.
01:23:16.000 What I meant by he's on the ground while Paul Harris is attempting leg locks.
01:23:19.000 That's playing footsies in my opinion.
01:23:21.000 So when you're caught in the truck, the dude doesn't have any leg locks on you.
01:23:25.000 Well, he did try a few.
01:23:27.000 No, there's no leg locks there.
01:23:28.000 Didn't he roll a couple times for heel hooks?
01:23:31.000 When he started attacking his legs, that's when he spun out of the truck and started.
01:23:35.000 When he got away, that's when he went after the leg locks.
01:23:38.000 But while in the truck, he was lost.
01:23:40.000 He didn't know what he was doing.
01:23:41.000 He was just defending.
01:23:42.000 There was no leg locks.
01:23:43.000 He looked so confident.
01:23:44.000 It was almost weird.
01:23:45.000 It was almost like he couldn't believe that.
01:23:47.000 I mean, Pajaris, like when he got taken down, like, what is this guy going to do to me on the ground?
01:23:52.000 He didn't take him down.
01:23:53.000 Pajaris took Alan Belcher.
01:23:54.000 Pajaris shot, took Alan Belcher down.
01:23:56.000 Yes.
01:23:56.000 Yes?
01:23:57.000 Bahara shot, took Alan Belcher down.
01:23:58.000 And then Alan Belcher laced in and rolled and got the...
01:24:09.000 It was so crazy to watch.
01:24:10.000 And for people who don't know, this is an unbelievably rare position in MMA.
01:24:14.000 Super common around 10th Planet in Jiu-Jitsu, but really rare.
01:24:18.000 In fact, so rare that only one guy was ever submitted with a twister in the UFC.
01:24:22.000 And that is the Korean zombie, Chansung Jung, submitted Leonard Garcia with it. 0.96
01:24:28.000 But there was no battle from the truck with Korean zombie. 0.94
01:24:30.000 Korean zombie went from being on Leonard's back right directly into the twister. 0.99
01:24:35.000 There was no battle from the truck.
01:24:37.000 By the way, the truck, for folks who don't know what the fuck we're talking about, it's a position where you have one leg tied up of your opponent with both of your legs.
01:24:46.000 It's kind of like you have his back, but you're at a perpendicular angle.
01:24:50.000 Yeah, and you have what's essentially a lockdown from underneath of this guy's leg.
01:24:55.000 So you got his leg completely stiffened out, and you're sort of controlling him with it.
01:25:00.000 It's a great position that a lot of people don't sort of capitalize on.
01:25:04.000 And it was a rare moment on CBS, or excuse me, on Fox.
01:25:08.000 Oh, shit.
01:25:08.000 Did I say CBS?
01:25:09.000 Fox is going to be mad.
01:25:10.000 It's a rare moment.
01:25:11.000 It's because I was trying to correct my earlier mistake about Jake Shields submitting Nick Thompson because it was on Elite XC, not Strike Force.
01:25:18.000 I kept that shit in the back of my head all this time.
01:25:21.000 So he's on Fox.
01:25:21.000 Fox.
01:25:22.000 So when he did it, when he went into that position, man, I was like, I can't even believe.
01:25:26.000 First of all, I couldn't believe he was.
01:25:27.000 Someone described it best on the underground.
01:25:29.000 They said it was like a dude wrestling with an alligator and kicking his ass.
01:25:32.000 They're like, yeah, what the fuck?
01:25:34.000 He's going to rip your arm off.
01:25:35.000 He's going to rip you.
01:25:36.000 It really was like that.
01:25:37.000 But then all of a sudden, he was like kicking the alligator's ass.
01:25:39.000 It's crazy.
01:25:40.000 And then he escaped the truck after like a minute.
01:25:43.000 He escaped.
01:25:43.000 And then he started attacking Alan Belcher's legs.
01:25:47.000 And his leg locks are so scary.
01:25:50.000 Your commentary.
01:25:51.000 Have you heard it yet?
01:25:52.000 Have you went back to it?
01:25:53.000 No, no, no.
01:25:54.000 Dude, you got to listen to your commentary.
01:25:57.000 You're like Alan Belcher's mother.
01:26:01.000 You're so worried about him.
01:26:03.000 I should tell people, I've had three knee operations.
01:26:06.000 So when a guy like Paul Harris is going for a heel hook, I fucking panic.
01:26:11.000 I feel it.
01:26:11.000 I feel that shit.
01:26:12.000 You were telling Alan Belcher to go, run, spin out.
01:26:16.000 You can make it.
01:26:17.000 It was hilarious, dude.
01:26:18.000 It was hilarious.
01:26:19.000 You were so passionate about it.
01:26:21.000 You were so worried about it because Alan Belcher is a friend of ours.
01:26:23.000 He's been to Legends a couple times.
01:26:25.000 And by the way, you know, Eddie and I actually had a conversation about this fight before, and we were like, you know, what do you think is going to happen in that fight?
01:26:31.000 And like, look, I love watching Paul Harris crush dudes, but I love Alan Belcher, too.
01:26:36.000 I'm just hoping to see a good experience.
01:26:38.000 I'm hoping to see a good fight.
01:26:40.000 I never would have predicted that it would have gone like that, where Alan Belcher was so comfortable on the ground with him, man.
01:26:45.000 Yeah.
01:26:46.000 He brought in Dean Lister and Daniel Marai, high-level jiu-jitsu players, and especially Dean Lister because he's always been known on the West Coast as a leg lock master.
01:26:57.000 He submitted Kakareko with a leg lock.
01:26:59.000 He won absolute Nabu Dhi.
01:27:02.000 But as far as straight leg locks go, man.
01:27:05.000 Dean Lister's tough to beat.
01:27:06.000 Super technical.
01:27:07.000 Top five.
01:27:08.000 Super, super technical.
01:27:08.000 Tough in the world.
01:27:10.000 So Alan Belcher, being the smart guy that he is, he brings, you know, he's fighting Paul Harris.
01:27:16.000 Shit, you better bring in someone like that. 1.00
01:27:18.000 You better bring in fucking Josh Barnett. 0.98
01:27:20.000 You better bring in dudes that rip legs off on the dailies. 1.00
01:27:24.000 Alan Belcher has a very high degree of don't give a fuck, too.
01:27:28.000 Alan Belcher can fight, man.
01:27:30.000 You have to have so much confidence to just throw yourself at that guy like in a ground war and come out of it on top and stay in his guard and beat the fuck out of him from his world.
01:27:39.000 Yeah, that's the first time I ever had a conversation with Alan Belcher.
01:27:43.000 He beat the shit out of somebody and I'd never talked to him before.
01:27:47.000 And I'm pretty sure, you know, all those UFCs, eight straight years of UFCs, I get them all mixed up, but I'm pretty sure it was in London or something like that.
01:27:55.000 It was at an after party at the bar.
01:27:57.000 He passed by me and we kind of like caught eyes and we never talked to each other before.
01:28:01.000 And then our eyes locked and I said, dude.
01:28:03.000 Sounds like a romance, bro.
01:28:04.000 It's like the notebook.
01:28:05.000 It was like an awkward thing in the beginning.
01:28:08.000 Because he really didn't say much.
01:28:09.000 I did all the talking.
01:28:10.000 I just said, dude, I mean, I watch fucking fights like a motherfucker.
01:28:15.000 I work for the show.
01:28:16.000 I've never seen anybody with fire.
01:28:18.000 Like, he has this fire inside of him, this fearlessness.
01:28:22.000 And that's what I noticed from Alan, like way back, that he's so fearless.
01:28:26.000 He doesn't give a fuck, you know?
01:28:28.000 And at that point, you know, he wasn't known as the greatest striker in the world.
01:28:32.000 And he definitely wasn't known as the ultimate submission guy.
01:28:35.000 He was a well-rounded guy who was probably best at striking.
01:28:40.000 And man, with that fearlessness, for me, I just thought, man, if he just got really good at jiu-jitsu, fuck.
01:28:46.000 And then you add that fearlessness on top of it, fuck.
01:28:49.000 Dude, he fucked up that guy on the ground.
01:28:52.000 That is so crazy.
01:28:53.000 It was so crazy to watch.
01:28:55.000 And his stand-up is nasty.
01:28:57.000 Duke Rufus is such a good trainer, man.
01:29:00.000 Duke Rufus is so fucking technical.
01:29:02.000 You know, I've worked out with him a few times now.
01:29:05.000 And when you work out with a guy and he sort of explains his philosophy for teaching this and why you're doing that, there's very few guys who could do it as good as Duke does.
01:29:12.000 And he's just a really good guy, too.
01:29:16.000 And all of his guys, they're like Alan.
01:29:18.000 They're cool guys.
01:29:19.000 It trickles down from the top.
01:29:20.000 They're fearless.
01:29:22.000 You know what?
01:29:22.000 I broke down.
01:29:23.000 I don't know if you've seen this.
01:29:24.000 I released it earlier this morning.
01:29:26.000 I did a video breakdown, a technical breakdown of exactly what Alan Belcher went through in the truck.
01:29:32.000 I really didn't get into the leg locks much or anything, but you can go on YouTube and just punch in.
01:29:37.000 Eddie Bravo breaks down Alan Belcher's twister attempts or whatever.
01:29:42.000 If you're interested in knowing exactly how it went down, I broke it down, man.
01:29:47.000 So it's out there on YouTube.
01:29:49.000 I just released it today.
01:29:51.000 Anyways, what about Pat Berry and LeVar Johnson?
01:29:55.000 Holy Jesus.
01:29:57.000 That was scary, man.
01:29:58.000 That was scary.
01:29:59.000 That was scary.
01:30:00.000 That guy hits fucking hard.
01:30:03.000 First of all, I couldn't believe that Pat Berry not only got him down, but mounted him and then hopped over to side control.
01:30:08.000 I was like, whoa, what's going on here, man?
01:30:10.000 I was like, what if we see Pat Barry fucking spin on a samurai or some shit?
01:30:14.000 What if we see Pat Barry do the ninja and take his back?
01:30:17.000 Can you imagine if Pat Barry just got like wicked good at submitting guys in the ground?
01:30:21.000 He's a strong motherfucker, dude.
01:30:23.000 Pat Barry is strong as shit.
01:30:25.000 When Christian Moorcraft had him down in his last fight, that's a big dude, that Moorcraft. 0.95
01:30:30.000 He's a big motherfucker.
01:30:31.000 And he had Barry down.
01:30:32.000 Barry escaped, got back up to his feet, got away from his submission, escaped, and got back up to his feet.
01:30:37.000 He never used to be able to do that before.
01:30:39.000 But he got fucking caught against that cage with that big LaVar Johnson, man.
01:30:43.000 That guy hit so hard.
01:30:46.000 You know, Joe Diaz said it best.
01:30:48.000 He said he was like, oh, no, it wasn't Joe Diaz.
01:30:49.000 It was Tommy Jr.
01:30:50.000 Tommy Jr. said it best.
01:30:52.000 He's like, he's like old school Ernie Shavers.
01:30:54.000 Like the way he's throwing these bombs.
01:30:56.000 I mean, he's just a power puncher, man.
01:31:00.000 Yeah, that was ugly to watch, man.
01:31:02.000 Pat Berry is such a nice guy.
01:31:04.000 You know, it's like, I don't, he, it was like a Tommy Morrison beating.
01:31:08.000 Yeah, that's when he fought Ray Mercer?
01:31:10.000 Yeah.
01:31:10.000 Yeah, you want to Google an awesome boxing match?
01:31:14.000 Tommy Morrison versus Ray Mercer.
01:31:17.000 That's one of the most brutal beatings ever.
01:31:19.000 Dude, have you seen Tommy Morrison now?
01:31:22.000 He has HIV, right?
01:31:23.000 Oh, dude.
01:31:25.000 You haven't seen shit.
01:31:26.000 You haven't seen Tommy Morrison.
01:31:27.000 What is he really skinny?
01:31:28.000 Oh, my God, dude.
01:31:29.000 You wouldn't even believe it.
01:31:31.000 First of all, he looks like he's like they just grabbed him from under a bridge, pulled the needle out of his arm, and just washed him down and put him in front of a camera.
01:31:40.000 I mean, he couldn't look any more unhealthy.
01:31:42.000 Wow.
01:31:43.000 And it's so sad to listen to him talk because, you know, at one point in time, you know, you go back to like when he was on Rocky, dude, he was a movie star.
01:31:50.000 Okay.
01:31:51.000 This fucking guy was with Sylvester Stallone in a movie, and he plays Tommy Gunn.
01:31:56.000 He's out there knocking people.
01:31:57.000 He's the fucking star of the movie next to Sylvester Stallone.
01:31:59.000 It's goddamn Tommy Millson.
01:32:01.000 All I remember is that movie was so bad that when they do Rocky marathons, they always leave part five out.
01:32:08.000 Did you notice that?
01:32:09.000 They never get the five.
01:32:11.000 Yeah.
01:32:12.000 How quick?
01:32:13.000 It's almost like it wasn't.
01:32:15.000 How he did Rocky Six.
01:32:16.000 He did Rocky Six.
01:32:17.000 He's so out of his fucking mind.
01:32:20.000 He's got to be out of his fucking mind.
01:32:25.000 What are you looking for?
01:32:26.000 I'm looking for Tommy Morrison interview.
01:32:28.000 You just have to see.
01:32:30.000 It doesn't even look real, man.
01:32:32.000 It doesn't even look real.
01:32:35.000 It's scary.
01:32:36.000 Nobody was more nervous than him fighting.
01:32:38.000 That was always something he had to overcome.
01:32:43.000 Before every one of his fights, they talk about it in interviews, like the pre-fight stuff is how nervous will he be and will it affect his cardio?
01:32:52.000 Right?
01:32:53.000 No shit, right?
01:32:54.000 Yeah, that poor guy, man, he always had a hard time.
01:32:58.000 An amazing left hook for a white heavyweight. 0.95
01:33:01.000 He was the last great white heavyweight, not including the Europeans. 0.97
01:33:05.000 I don't call them regular whites. 0.97
01:33:08.000 Those aren't regular whites. 0.95
01:33:09.000 I'm talking about like Western.
01:33:11.000 You mean like the Klitschkos?
01:33:12.000 They don't count.
01:33:12.000 The Klitskos?
01:33:13.000 Why not?
01:33:15.000 Russian, that doesn't count.
01:33:17.000 Are they Armenian or something?
01:33:19.000 Lithuanian?
01:33:20.000 No, they're Russian.
01:33:21.000 They're straight.
01:33:22.000 They're from.
01:33:23.000 Why do I want to say Ukrainian?
01:33:25.000 I want to say Ukrainian.
01:33:26.000 I might be wrong, though.
01:33:27.000 I guess that's white as fuck, huh? 0.72
01:33:31.000 Yeah, I would say that's white as fuck. 1.00
01:33:32.000 Yeah, giant white people, man.
01:33:34.000 That's what they are.
01:33:35.000 Okay, okay.
01:33:35.000 So, all right, all right, all right.
01:33:37.000 American whites, let's say that. 0.58
01:33:39.000 The last great American white heavyweight was Tommy Morrison, right?
01:33:42.000 There wasn't anybody else.
01:33:42.000 Yeah.
01:33:44.000 Yeah.
01:33:44.000 Jerry Cooney was Jerry Cooney before him and Tex Cobb before him, and that's it.
01:33:49.000 I remember when I was in high school, I wanted Jerry Cooney to beat Larry Holmes just because he was white.
01:33:53.000 Because I couldn't believe, because this is when I was fighting, I couldn't believe how bad white dudes would get their asses kicked.
01:33:57.000 Oh, I was always rooting for white guys like Bobby Chez. 0.92
01:34:00.000 Because you feel sorry for him.
01:34:01.000 Loved Bobby Chez because he was super intelligent.
01:34:03.000 He was a member of Mensa.
01:34:05.000 You remember when Bobby Chez used to do?
01:34:06.000 I don't know why Bobby Chez stopped doing boxing commentary, but he was my all-time favorite.
01:34:10.000 He was my favorite.
01:34:11.000 I love him.
01:34:12.000 Because, first of all, he was the real deal.
01:34:14.000 He's a fucking animal.
01:34:16.000 Bobby Chez was a fucking woo.
01:34:17.000 What about Vinny Pasienza when he fought Roy Jones Jr.?
01:34:22.000 Sound man.
01:34:22.000 Remember he didn't touch him?
01:34:24.000 He went a whole round without touching Roy Jones Jr.
01:34:26.000 Yeah, let me see if this shit works.
01:34:28.000 I think it should work.
01:34:29.000 Let me see.
01:34:32.000 Do you hear that?
01:34:33.000 Yeah.
01:34:33.000 Okay.
01:34:35.000 I'm going to show.
01:34:36.000 This is a really recent Tommy Morrison shit.
01:34:39.000 *music*
01:34:45.000 Can you hear that?
01:34:45.000 I can hear it.
01:34:46.000 Is it going to hear me through the headphones though?
01:34:49.000 It's not really coming through the headphones, Matt.
01:34:51.000 It should be.
01:34:56.000 Okay, this is.
01:34:59.000 Here he is.
01:34:59.000 Here we go.
01:35:01.000 Look at him.
01:35:02.000 I own you.
01:35:03.000 That's the addiction for me.
01:35:08.000 Okay, it was working, and then it stopped.
01:35:14.000 He looks like the little kid's father on Freddy Got Fingered.
01:35:18.000 The little kid that always gets fucked up. 0.65
01:35:20.000 His father.
01:35:24.000 My mother.
01:35:26.000 My mother was a stay-at-home mom. 0.97
01:35:30.000 I'm going to put it on my head.
01:35:31.000 And so I had to quit school.
01:35:34.000 And I was only out of school for a year.
01:35:36.000 You know, when I was a senior in high school, which was 1988, my mother wanted me to fight in the Kansas City Gold Gloves, which is a turn I fit on my own.
01:35:45.000 Damn, we're exactly the same age.
01:35:47.000 I graduated in 1988, too.
01:35:49.000 I'd love to, you know.
01:35:51.000 And once I started getting into that, you know, that old mindset kicks in where I was like, I'm just totally focused on it.
01:36:01.000 And, you know, the fighting is what I love.
01:36:04.000 You know, I fight, drop five.
01:36:06.000 I mean, it's just what I was put here to do.
01:36:09.000 Whatever it takes, you know, to win.
01:36:12.000 That's what I'm willing to do.
01:36:14.000 What the fuck, man?
01:36:16.000 Wow.
01:36:17.000 He looks like he's 65.
01:36:18.000 It's incredible.
01:36:20.000 I feel bad for him.
01:36:21.000 He's 42 years old.
01:36:22.000 That dude at one point in time, first of all, must have been getting just train loads of pussy. 0.99
01:36:27.000 Must have been just stopping off at his house.
01:36:29.000 Yeah.
01:36:29.000 He's the first guy ever to get HIV from straight sex.
01:36:34.000 I mean, who knows?
01:36:35.000 I mean, the other dude must have just wore his dick out.
01:36:38.000 And then he went crazy and got like chest implants.
01:36:38.000 Yeah.
01:36:41.000 Have you seen that?
01:36:42.000 Yeah.
01:36:43.000 For folks who don't know, just Google that.
01:36:45.000 Take a look at that.
01:36:46.000 You want to see what's really crazy.
01:36:49.000 A guy got implants in his chest.
01:36:53.000 This thing is making noise here. 0.95
01:36:57.000 I don't know.
01:36:58.000 The guy got implants like stripper implants to make his boobs bigger. 1.00
01:37:04.000 If that's not a sure sign of you losing your fucking marbles, somebody needs to pull you aside and go, dude, what are you smoking?
01:37:10.000 What's going on here, man?
01:37:12.000 You're going to, what?
01:37:13.000 You're going to get a boob job? 1.00
01:37:14.000 You know what I'm thinking?
01:37:14.000 Yeah, man.
01:37:16.000 Ditty's just getting sexy now. 1.00
01:37:18.000 Just pip up my titties. 0.99
01:37:20.000 Tired of doing bench.
01:37:21.000 He just got tired of benching.
01:37:22.000 They're tired of benching.
01:37:23.000 Kept a lot of his other muscles, but just not.
01:37:26.000 I don't enjoy my titties.
01:37:28.000 Probably just missed having full tits, Having good manly stuff. 1.00
01:37:31.000 If I got really big, you think girls, there'd be some girls that were into fake boobies? 1.00
01:37:36.000 I like fake packs.
01:37:38.000 I don't think a man is allowed to pull off fake shit.
01:37:40.000 That's why girls could wear wigs, girls could wear hair weaves and fake eyelashes, and they can have fake teeth. 1.00
01:37:46.000 They can have everything connected.
01:37:48.000 As long as they look good.
01:37:49.000 As long as it looks good.
01:37:50.000 I mean, I did a bit in my recent special about how fake tits confused a lot of people because everyone knows that they're fake. 0.99
01:37:58.000 There's no confusion whatsoever that they're fake.
01:38:01.000 It's the worst trick ever because it's a trick that everybody knows.
01:38:04.000 There's an incision.
01:38:05.000 There's a bag of water.
01:38:06.000 They stuffed it inside and stretched the skin out and then stitched it all up.
01:38:09.000 And we don't care.
01:38:10.000 We go, yeah, I like it.
01:38:12.000 I like how it makes them stick out.
01:38:16.000 That shape is so primitive.
01:38:17.000 It's so primally satisfying.
01:38:20.000 When a girl has a great body and a girl has nice tits, and they do not have to be big. 1.00
01:38:25.000 It doesn't bother me.
01:38:26.000 I like small tits. 1.00
01:38:28.000 It doesn't bother me at all.
01:38:29.000 As long as she has a nice body, like a girl with a nice ass is like, it's so much more important than fake boobs. 1.00
01:38:35.000 When I take a shower, my girlfriend's hair extensions are all like hanging in the shower. 1.00
01:38:40.000 And I don't give a shit.
01:38:41.000 We wouldn't care.
01:38:42.000 I call it Brittany.
01:38:43.000 Could you imagine if you had hair extensions?
01:38:46.000 Oh, man.
01:38:47.000 And if you ever got in a fight with a chick, she'll call you on that shit. 1.00
01:38:51.000 How about celebrities?
01:38:52.000 Oh, you're not insecure.
01:38:53.000 How about your fucking hair extensions? 1.00
01:38:55.000 Huh?
01:38:55.000 How about celebrities that wear toupes and everyone knows it's toupee and they just can't stop?
01:39:00.000 Yeah, like Burt Reynolds.
01:39:01.000 He'll like joke about it.
01:39:02.000 I don't think he can do anything.
01:39:04.000 I think Burt Reynolds is at this point where it's become like a Joan River sort of a thing, where it's just, he's off the tracks and into the woods.
01:39:12.000 She's nuts.
01:39:13.000 It's got to the point where, like...
01:39:17.000 He's constantly getting his face pulled back.
01:39:20.000 Did you ever see Kenny Rogers?
01:39:21.000 Back when he had his...
01:39:26.000 Dude, he was old in the 70s.
01:39:29.000 Well, he got a lot of crazy plastic surgery.
01:39:31.000 Oh, did he?
01:39:31.000 Now he doesn't even look like himself anymore.
01:39:33.000 He looks like a totally different human being.
01:39:35.000 Yeah.
01:39:35.000 Damn.
01:39:36.000 I don't know, man.
01:39:38.000 That's a weird thing.
01:39:40.000 You got to let it go.
01:39:41.000 When your face starts falling apart, you just got to take up fishing.
01:39:44.000 You got to find yourself a hobby, man.
01:39:46.000 You know, and take it from me.
01:39:48.000 A guy who had hair transplants, it was one of the dumbest things I ever did. 1.00
01:39:52.000 I thought I was going to be able to fix my hair loss with surgery.
01:39:55.000 Not even considering the fact that it leaves this big chunk of meat scar in the back of your head.
01:40:01.000 They take hair out of here and move it up here. 1.00
01:40:04.000 It's ridiculous.
01:40:06.000 It scars you for life.
01:40:07.000 You can never make that decision and go away.
01:40:10.000 The infomercials are a fucking killer, though.
01:40:12.000 Well, you know what?
01:40:14.000 He has three chicks.
01:40:15.000 He's in a pool.
01:40:16.000 He's got a full head of hair.
01:40:17.000 It can work for some people.
01:40:19.000 So for some people, it's good.
01:40:20.000 It was good for me for a while.
01:40:22.000 But the problem is, I do a joke about it saying that it's like moving a bunch of really healthy people into a neighborhood where everybody's dying.
01:40:29.000 Because that's what it's really like.
01:40:30.000 All the other hair starts falling out, too.
01:40:32.000 Like it's destined.
01:40:33.000 Most of it's destined to fall out.
01:40:35.000 You know, most people in my family, my mom, said they're like kind of half fish bald, like bald over here, a little bit of bald over there.
01:40:41.000 It's going.
01:40:41.000 It's going to go.
01:40:42.000 It's going to go.
01:40:42.000 So if you patch up the spots where it's gone a little bit, and then you're looking pretty good for a couple of years, and then the other spots start falling off.
01:40:49.000 And then what are you going to do?
01:40:50.000 You're going to keep implanting hair there, asshole?
01:40:52.000 You know, after a while, it becomes embarrassing.
01:40:55.000 It becomes stupid.
01:40:56.000 It becomes like a little trap that you've forced yourself into.
01:41:00.000 Like, oh, I got this trap.
01:41:01.000 I got to take care of this gross hair now. 0.94
01:41:03.000 I got to figure out how to fucking make it look like there's more of it than it is.
01:41:07.000 I should be totally bald by now.
01:41:08.000 You say that, man, but I think you're wrong.
01:41:12.000 I think.
01:41:13.000 I stopped it.
01:41:14.000 I stopped it, man.
01:41:15.000 I was so worried about my hair because growing up, I had long hair, and that was back when long hair got you mad, pussy, and it was everything to me. 0.94
01:41:22.000 I would have nightmares about having short hair, you know.
01:41:25.000 And I was 19.
01:41:26.000 That's so funny.
01:41:27.000 I'll never forget my aunt.
01:41:29.000 You used to have nightmares of having short hair.
01:41:31.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:41:32.000 I used to have nightmares of having a hair hair.
01:41:33.000 When I met Eddie, he used to wear like a Hindu wrap. 0.73
01:41:36.000 Eddie used to, he used to do jiu-jitsu with like his hair would be like tied up in some fucking scuba diving outfit.
01:41:42.000 Yeah, I used to do it.
01:41:43.000 I used to tie it.
01:41:44.000 I used to tie, my hair used to go down to my waist.
01:41:47.000 I would like double up the ponytail.
01:41:49.000 And then I used to wear just a bandana, bro, like fucking axle rose.
01:41:53.000 And then I would put ear guards over it just to hold the bandana in place.
01:41:57.000 People thought I was worried about my ears.
01:41:59.000 I really wasn't worried about my ears.
01:42:00.000 I just needed something to hold the bandana up.
01:42:02.000 Keep your hair in place.
01:42:03.000 Yeah, and then some guy down in that, when the machados were down in that Redondo Beach, some surfer dude goes, bro, man, you should just wear a diver's hood, man.
01:42:11.000 I go, diver's hood?
01:42:12.000 You mean like Jaku Stowe?
01:42:15.000 So, you know when Jaku Stowe puts on a mask?
01:42:17.000 You know the shit that's all around his head?
01:42:19.000 I ended up going to a surf shop.
01:42:21.000 This dude told me where I went to a surf shop, bought a diver's hood, like a scuba fucking store, bought a diver's hood, and I would wearing the diver's hood on its own and grappling, because it did hold all my shit together.
01:42:33.000 That would look fucking ridiculous.
01:42:34.000 But with the big ass ear guards, I got the biggest ones, dude.
01:42:37.000 They were maroon giant ear guards so that people really didn't notice that I was wearing scuba gear.
01:42:42.000 And I competed with that motherfucker. 0.85
01:42:46.000 People still come up to me this day because, dude, I remember seeing you at an old Joe Marrera tournament, man.
01:42:50.000 And you're the dude who used to wear the scuba gear.
01:42:52.000 So it's basically a Rash Guard helmet sort of a thing.
01:42:55.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:42:56.000 That's kind of dope.
01:42:57.000 Yeah.
01:42:58.000 That's actually, you know, that's the problem with all the scrapes and scratches and shit you get.
01:43:04.000 That's where you could possibly get ringworm and staff.
01:43:06.000 I like, I've been wearing tights lately.
01:43:08.000 And you feel like a dancer out there.
01:43:10.000 You feel something a little funny about a man wearing tights.
01:43:13.000 But I got over that shit really quick.
01:43:15.000 What's wrong with gi pants, man?
01:43:16.000 I like gi pants.
01:43:17.000 I think he...
01:43:21.000 I don't know.
01:43:21.000 I think it's skin tight everywhere.
01:43:23.000 You just like to show off your muggler legs. 1.00
01:43:25.000 That's what I like.
01:43:25.000 I like just walking with my big hams.
01:43:28.000 Let everybody know what the fuck is up.
01:43:30.000 Yeah, man.
01:43:31.000 And all my uncles went bald like in their 30s and my aunts knew how much my hair meant to me.
01:43:36.000 And my aunts would say, ah, I'll never forget my Aunt Patty goes, oh, look. 0.84
01:43:40.000 Because we all lose our hair.
01:43:42.000 Plus, we're born with a ridiculous large forehead.
01:43:45.000 Like all my aunts think they're losing their hair because they have a giant forehead. 0.99
01:43:49.000 So we're born with giant foreheads.
01:43:51.000 And I remember my aunt Patty, I was 19, hair longer than a motherfucker. 0.99
01:43:55.000 Oh, no.
01:43:55.000 In the height of metal, the height of metal.
01:43:58.000 My aunt Patty goes, Ah, look, he's losing his hair already.
01:44:01.000 Aw, you're going to be all sad when you go bald.
01:44:04.000 And I'm like, so right away, right away, I'm like, fuck.
01:44:08.000 But that was good because that motivated me to go get some Rogaine.
01:44:11.000 And back then, you need a prescription to get Rogaine.
01:44:14.000 I had to go to a doctor.
01:44:15.000 The doctor's like, you're 19 years old.
01:44:17.000 What are you doing in here?
01:44:17.000 I'm like, you know what?
01:44:18.000 I'm going to start early.
01:44:20.000 I'm terrified of losing my hair.
01:44:22.000 So I've been on Rogaine since I was 19.
01:44:25.000 So you jumped on it way before it would ever kicked in?
01:44:28.000 Yep.
01:44:29.000 Were you taking the Propetia and everything?
01:44:31.000 Well, I took Rogaine from 19 to 30.
01:44:34.000 And when I was 30 in 2000, that's when Propetia came out.
01:44:37.000 And then I switched to Propecia from 30 to 40.
01:44:40.000 Didn't use Rogaine at all in my 30s.
01:44:42.000 It was just a pill.
01:44:42.000 Every day I take a pill.
01:44:43.000 It was beautiful.
01:44:44.000 It keeps the hair on, dude.
01:44:46.000 It works.
01:44:47.000 I should be bald by now.
01:44:48.000 I really should be.
01:44:49.000 I'm lucky I have the hair I have because I've been diligent about it.
01:44:52.000 Just like vitamins.
01:44:53.000 I was trying to hold on to my youth my whole life.
01:44:55.000 I was just holding on to the youth.
01:44:57.000 And, you know, at 40, I decided to go back to Rogaine because I just thought, you know what?
01:45:02.000 I don't want taking a pill every goddamn day.
01:45:04.000 Who knows?
01:45:05.000 I could easily.
01:45:06.000 They actually think it can help prevent prostate cancer.
01:45:10.000 But who knows what it does on the other end?
01:45:12.000 Yeah, I didn't like taking it because when I was taking it, it was fucking with my libido.
01:45:17.000 And I didn't even realize it was until I got off of it, until I ran out of it.
01:45:21.000 And all of a sudden, I had these just monster boners all the time.
01:45:24.000 And I was like, what is going on?
01:45:25.000 It didn't affect my boner.
01:45:27.000 Everybody's different.
01:45:28.000 You know, they say it only affects a certain percentage of people.
01:45:31.000 I know other people that have had the same problem.
01:45:33.000 And I know other people actually say that it made them hornier.
01:45:36.000 I don't know what the fuck that's all about.
01:45:38.000 But it's, you know, it blocks DHT.
01:45:41.000 And apparently, DHT is necessary for something.
01:45:45.000 Brain function, something, athletic function, something.
01:45:48.000 Yeah, man.
01:45:48.000 I don't know.
01:45:49.000 I don't know.
01:45:50.000 It's funny, though.
01:45:51.000 The whole situation is funny.
01:45:53.000 They're just clinging to youth.
01:45:55.000 You're open about it.
01:45:56.000 You know, talk about it really openly.
01:45:58.000 Like, hey, man, I'm just trying to cling to youth.
01:45:59.000 But for a lot of people, that's like a really shallow thing to say.
01:46:02.000 Like, I know a lot of people who consider themselves very well educated and they consider themselves to be pretty astute in their understanding of how other people see them.
01:46:13.000 And so they avoid saying shit like that.
01:46:15.000 They avoid saying shit like, I'm just trying to hold on to my youth.
01:46:17.000 They don't want to admit that because it's a frivolous thing.
01:46:20.000 It's not a thing for a serious man to consider.
01:46:23.000 But the reality is, nobody likes it.
01:46:26.000 Nobody wants to.
01:46:27.000 Well, the reality is it feels good to look good.
01:46:31.000 Anybody that says that it doesn't feel good to look good, they're full of shit.
01:46:35.000 If it feels good to look good, I'm just trying to feel good as much as possible.
01:46:39.000 That's all.
01:46:40.000 I like feeling good.
01:46:40.000 You know what I mean?
01:46:41.000 Yeah, you want your body to work well, too.
01:46:43.000 The difference between you and a lot of other people is you're always using your body for jiu-jitsu.
01:46:48.000 So because of that, your body's like a race car.
01:46:50.000 I mean, we've had these conversations before.
01:46:52.000 We talk about lifting.
01:46:53.000 It's like when you concentrate on a rigorous strength and conditioning program, you decide what kind of engine your race car has.
01:46:59.000 And if you're one of those motherfuckers, like, what's that dude's name you used to train at your place?
01:47:03.000 The wrestler, Eric, a really strong guy.
01:47:06.000 Fuck's his name.
01:47:07.000 Eric Bradley.
01:47:08.000 Is that number four in the nation, that guy?
01:47:10.000 Eric Bradley.
01:47:10.000 Eric Bradley.
01:47:11.000 Yeah.
01:47:11.000 Dude, I remember doing drills with this guy, and we were doing neon stomach drills.
01:47:16.000 And this motherfucker, I got a pretty good neon stomach. 0.85
01:47:19.000 I can hold some dudes down.
01:47:20.000 This motherfucker launched me through the air. 1.00
01:47:22.000 Like, he had like ridiculous, like, physical strength, like ridiculous physical strength.
01:47:28.000 And when you talked about it, he was like, he would never miss his lift.
01:47:31.000 I remember he was talking about it once.
01:47:33.000 I got to get my lift in.
01:47:34.000 I don't miss my lift.
01:47:34.000 It was all like, I don't know what exactly the lift was, but it was very obviously like a series of strength and conditioning.
01:47:40.000 It was like a clean and press or something like that.
01:47:42.000 It was a lot of those.
01:47:43.000 You ever see the Randy Couture set that he does?
01:47:45.000 No, I don't.
01:47:46.000 It's a fascinating one because Randy does it all with real light weights.
01:47:49.000 He does it with like a barbell, a big barbell with like...
01:47:54.000 Not even.
01:47:55.000 Not even.
01:47:56.000 Yeah, like a 25 on each side.
01:47:57.000 Really?
01:47:58.000 Yeah, dude.
01:47:58.000 But he doesn't stop.
01:47:59.000 I mean, it's a fuckload of exercises, a fuckload of reps.
01:48:04.000 And what he does, he says what that does is really much more mimics fighting than full blast bench presses and full blast squats.
01:48:12.000 And it's more like for muscular endurance.
01:48:14.000 It's a motherfucker, dude.
01:48:15.000 I tried it once.
01:48:16.000 It's a motherfucker.
01:48:17.000 A lot of full body stuff?
01:48:18.000 Yeah, a lot of full body stuff.
01:48:19.000 A lot of lunges, a lot of bent over rows, all sorts of different shit.
01:48:22.000 It's like there's a whole series of them.
01:48:24.000 And Randy has them online.
01:48:25.000 You know what's really made a difference in my lifts, dude?
01:48:29.000 I love doing squats way more now than ever because of these shoes.
01:48:33.000 These vibrum shoes.
01:48:34.000 These toe shoes.
01:48:35.000 Eddie Bravo wears toe.
01:48:36.000 Dude, you just put your dirty foot on my mug. 1.00
01:48:38.000 Now I got to disinfect that.
01:48:39.000 That's not that shit.
01:48:40.000 Yeah, but it's in my house.
01:48:41.000 Someone's going to drink out of it out of my house.
01:48:43.000 Oh, dude, these vibram shoes are the best.
01:48:45.000 Don't drink that spot where you just touched your dirty feet on it, man.
01:48:48.000 Oh, dude, I can't believe you did that.
01:48:51.000 Damn it.
01:48:52.000 Doing squats with these things on?
01:48:53.000 It feels so good.
01:48:55.000 Do you really dig into them?
01:48:55.000 Yeah.
01:48:56.000 Steve Maxwell got me into working out barefoot.
01:48:58.000 I do all my lifting barefoot now at my house.
01:49:01.000 What does he think about these shoes?
01:49:02.000 He loves them.
01:49:02.000 Yeah, he likes those.
01:49:03.000 He's a big advocate of flat, minimalist shoes.
01:49:08.000 There's a box right over there with another pair of they're not toe shoes, but they're minimalist shoes.
01:49:14.000 Yeah, I think for lifting weights and for training, they're the best.
01:49:17.000 The toes, a lot of people are weird.
01:49:19.000 Like they don't like wearing them.
01:49:20.000 They look silly.
01:49:20.000 They look stupid.
01:49:21.000 But I think if you could get them and they fit right, for me, I had a hard time getting some of the toes in.
01:49:26.000 But once I got them in, man, it's pretty goddamn comfortable.
01:49:29.000 And you really do feel your toes working as individual units, which doesn't happen when it's like one big, thick sneaker.
01:49:35.000 In a big, thick sneaker, it's like trying to, it's like if you put sneakers in your hands, okay, and then try to do bench press with it.
01:49:42.000 How good would that be?
01:49:43.000 It wouldn't be so good.
01:49:44.000 You wouldn't really have that kind of good control.
01:49:46.000 Exactly.
01:49:47.000 And you're gripping the ground with your toes, man.
01:49:48.000 Yeah.
01:49:49.000 It's so huge.
01:49:51.000 I love walking now.
01:49:52.000 Just walking is awesome.
01:49:53.000 I'm serious.
01:49:55.000 Maybe I'll get over it in a month or so, but I really enjoy these shoes so much.
01:49:59.000 They're changing the way I just function every day.
01:50:02.000 I saw some boot versions.
01:50:04.000 They were like, it looked like Hobbit feet.
01:50:06.000 It was on Tim Ferriss's Twitter.
01:50:08.000 Somebody had tweeted it.
01:50:09.000 It's like the same company that does it.
01:50:12.000 What is the company that makes yours?
01:50:13.000 Vibram.
01:50:14.000 Yeah, they're Vibrams.
01:50:15.000 But it's like a boot, like a tanned leather boot.
01:50:18.000 Like you could wear.
01:50:19.000 And like, I guess you would be allowed to wear that and go out to eat at a nice restaurant.
01:50:23.000 It would be a shoe.
01:50:24.000 Yeah, they got to make some cool looking dressy ones.
01:50:26.000 Like we were talking about earlier, like put some like fake fur on top of it or something, little diamonds or something like that.
01:50:32.000 Make them evil.
01:50:33.000 They got to make fake dressy ones, man.
01:50:34.000 There's something weird about someone walking towards you and you can see their toes moving.
01:50:39.000 You know, it's like, for a guy, like flip-flops are weird enough, right?
01:50:43.000 You're out there showing your toes, hanging around, flip-flopping with people.
01:50:47.000 But when you're wearing, it's like you're out at like a nice restaurant and a guy can see your toes move.
01:50:52.000 There's something about like our idea of what it is to go out where that doesn't agree with us.
01:50:57.000 You know, what are you doing?
01:50:58.000 You're trying to get attention with your silly shoes, you motherfucker?
01:51:00.000 Why can't you wear regular shoes like a regular person?
01:51:02.000 Why you got to be the one guy who stands out?
01:51:04.000 Yeah.
01:51:04.000 You silly bitch.
01:51:05.000 People talk shit on these shoes so much.
01:51:07.000 Like my girlfriend didn't want.
01:51:09.000 Like, I wanted them for a year.
01:51:11.000 And she's like, fuck no.
01:51:12.000 I'll leave you.
01:51:14.000 She's like, fuck no.
01:51:15.000 She would bring it up to her friends and they would laugh at me.
01:51:17.000 Oh, he wanted to get those shoes.
01:51:18.000 Those shoes are ridiculous.
01:51:20.000 And then finally, finally, I told her, either I'm going to get them.
01:51:20.000 Oh, you know.
01:51:25.000 You need to get down with the fanny pack.
01:51:27.000 That's what you need to get down with.
01:51:29.000 I travel with the fanny pack, son.
01:51:30.000 I travel strong.
01:51:31.000 I don't feel like it.
01:51:32.000 I got a new two minute.
01:51:34.000 It's so much better.
01:51:34.000 Oh, son.
01:51:35.000 I put my money.
01:51:36.000 I got my cell phone, all my bullshit, two little zipper pockets, little chapstick in there, boom, shalak, lock, boom.
01:51:44.000 I leave little, I have headphones.
01:51:44.000 Come on, man.
01:51:47.000 I have my little headphones, little beats, little tiny ones.
01:51:49.000 I keep those in there, the earbuds.
01:51:51.000 I'm always down to listen to music if I'm stuck anywhere.
01:51:53.000 If I'm traveling, I don't go anywhere without that fucking fanny pack.
01:51:57.000 Yeah.
01:51:58.000 Oh, where does it go?
01:51:58.000 Plane ticket?
01:52:00.000 Very practical.
01:52:01.000 Yeah, it is, dude.
01:52:03.000 You got to step up and claim it back.
01:52:05.000 Take it back.
01:52:06.000 I was a dude who carried a man purse for a while.
01:52:09.000 I remember.
01:52:10.000 You used to bring around your CDs everywhere.
01:52:11.000 You brought them everywhere.
01:52:12.000 You never wanted to be in a situation where you wanted to give someone.
01:52:15.000 You didn't have one on you.
01:52:17.000 Yeah.
01:52:17.000 Yeah.
01:52:18.000 Always passed.
01:52:19.000 Now, fuck CDs.
01:52:20.000 You got MP3s now.
01:52:21.000 Isn't that amazing?
01:52:22.000 CDs just, solid media is almost useless.
01:52:25.000 It's on its way out.
01:52:26.000 Like, I go to Border Books, you know, and look around.
01:52:29.000 They always have like a back section where they sell movies and CDs and shit.
01:52:33.000 And I look, you know, and I think it's funny.
01:52:35.000 You know, the CD section just keeps getting smaller and smaller.
01:52:38.000 You go to Best Buy, it's just getting smaller and smaller.
01:52:41.000 We're going to be all living in the cloud, dude.
01:52:44.000 It's going to be a virtual bookstore in the future, right?
01:52:46.000 Like a 3D thing that you walk around and you just pick out the books.
01:52:50.000 Well, I mean, it sort of is there now.
01:52:51.000 If you have a Kindle or if you have one of those iPads with the iBook application, you just go scroll.
01:52:56.000 I'll take that book right now.
01:52:58.000 Bang.
01:52:59.000 Downloads, images, and all.
01:53:01.000 It's crazy.
01:53:01.000 I found out Marilyn Manson came out with a new album a couple days ago and just, oh, I just buy it on my phone.
01:53:06.000 You know, instantly.
01:53:08.000 Crazy.
01:53:08.000 I have my phone on me at all times.
01:53:10.000 Can you buy it with 3G or do you have to be connected to the internet?
01:53:14.000 I buy all my shit on 3G.
01:53:16.000 Really?
01:53:16.000 Yep.
01:53:16.000 So you can download the whole album on 3G.
01:53:19.000 Wow.
01:53:20.000 You know, those cards that they sell you, those internet cards, and they have a certain amount of bandwidth.
01:53:25.000 Dude, I downloaded one movie off iTunes and they sent me a message saying I used up like 50% of my bandwidth.
01:53:32.000 One movie?
01:53:33.000 Really?
01:53:34.000 How much bandwidth do I get, you assholes?
01:53:36.000 That was hardly any bandwidth.
01:53:37.000 I mean, how big is a movie when you get a movie on iTunes?
01:53:40.000 I never buy movies on iTunes.
01:53:42.000 How big can it be, though?
01:53:45.000 I mean, I would guess big.
01:53:47.000 A few gigs?
01:53:49.000 I'm still not sure what a gig is.
01:53:51.000 A gig, it's a gigabyte.
01:53:53.000 It's a thousand megabytes?
01:53:54.000 I know it stands for, I know, but I don't know how big that is.
01:53:57.000 Yeah.
01:53:58.000 A gig is like, if you have a big-ass photo of a very high-resolution photo, maybe it could be one gig.
01:54:07.000 Like a good-sized porno film that you could save on your hard drive.
01:54:12.000 It's an AVI file, and you could watch it for like 15 minutes, maybe 20.
01:54:16.000 Maybe a gig.
01:54:17.000 If it's really high.
01:54:19.000 You're breaking down porn gigs.
01:54:21.000 But it all depends on the codec.
01:54:23.000 So that's the thing about there's a lot of different standards when it comes to AVIs, MPEGs, MOV files, flash files.
01:54:31.000 There's a lot of different things.
01:54:32.000 I mean, we live in incredible times, and there's a lot of parallel evolution of different sort of formats for videos.
01:54:39.000 You know, it's pretty incredible.
01:54:40.000 And then Blu-rays, you know, you can't play Blu-ray on your laptop, but Blu-ray is the shit when it comes to high-definition.
01:54:46.000 You know, you got a Blu-ray player at home?
01:54:48.000 You ever watched that?
01:54:49.000 Yeah, it's on my PlayStation, I think.
01:54:51.000 Yeah, there you go.
01:54:52.000 Yeah, isn't that incredible?
01:54:53.000 I mean, how incredible is a PlayStation?
01:54:54.000 It comes with a Blu-ray player.
01:54:56.000 And you watch those, I mean, like real badass movies like Avatar and Blu-ray.
01:55:00.000 Like, oh, it's stunning.
01:55:02.000 You can't tell me that doesn't feel good.
01:55:04.000 Like that asshole that lives in the caves, that guy who gave up on money.
01:55:07.000 You don't get to experience Avatar douchebag.
01:55:09.000 You don't get to experience it.
01:55:10.000 You need money for that.
01:55:12.000 James Cameron is not going to work for fucking food, okay?
01:55:14.000 If a guy's going to create something like Avatar, he wants to live in a castle and drive a private jet.
01:55:20.000 You got to pay a guy like James Cameron to make a fucking movie like that.
01:55:23.000 And you're not going to get to see that while you're eating beans out of a can underneath a bridge.
01:55:28.000 You think Dictator is going to be good?
01:55:30.000 No.
01:55:31.000 It doesn't look that great.
01:55:32.000 It doesn't look good.
01:55:33.000 And I keep hearing it's terrible.
01:55:35.000 Oh, really?
01:55:36.000 Unfortunately.
01:55:37.000 And I'm a huge LEG fan.
01:55:38.000 This is how huge an LEG fan I am.
01:55:40.000 I bought a different DVD player because the DVD player that I bought would play DVDs from the UK because there's two different regions.
01:55:49.000 And apparently, like it used to be cheap DVD players were all region.
01:55:53.000 Like a cheap one, like a really expensive one would only be, you could only play American DVDs on it.
01:55:58.000 But a cheap one, for some reason, some of them, they had like all regions.
01:56:01.000 And eventually they phased that shit out, I think.
01:56:04.000 I don't think you can get all regions anymore.
01:56:05.000 I might be wrong.
01:56:06.000 But point is, I bought a special DVD player just for European videos so I could watch the Ali G show.
01:56:12.000 And I got them all off the Amazon website, the UK Amazon, amazon.co.uk.
01:56:17.000 They have their own version of Amma and a bunch of different shit.
01:56:20.000 Like all these Ali G episodes that I never saw, like Ali G's movie.
01:56:24.000 What was that movie?
01:56:25.000 Yeah, Ali G in the House. 0.73
01:56:27.000 Dude, that movie is fucking brilliant.
01:56:29.000 You and I, remember?
01:56:30.000 You and I watched it.
01:56:31.000 We got baked as fuck and we watched Ali G in the House.
01:56:34.000 And I got this DVD player specifically to watch Ali G. Yeah.
01:56:38.000 But when I watched that, the ad for that movie, I mean, I could be wrong, but I watched the ad, I was like, whoa, what happened here?
01:56:43.000 Like, this looks like a mess.
01:56:44.000 I see, there is a chance.
01:56:46.000 Like, maybe he's holding all the good stuff.
01:56:49.000 Because Bruno and Borat were fucking.
01:56:51.000 Brilliant.
01:56:52.000 I've seen Bruno probably a hundred times.
01:56:52.000 Brilliant.
01:56:55.000 Borat was so goddamn good.
01:56:57.000 He's so good, man.
01:56:58.000 He's so hilarious when he's on.
01:57:00.000 But, you know, everybody has fuck-ups.
01:57:03.000 I don't know if this is going to be one, but I keep hearing bad things.
01:57:06.000 I keep hearing they're delaying it and reshooting things and trying to fix things.
01:57:06.000 Yeah.
01:57:06.000 Oh, really?
01:57:10.000 Damn.
01:57:11.000 I hope I'm wrong.
01:57:12.000 But it could be also that people, like Freddy Got Fingered, they don't get it.
01:57:15.000 Yeah.
01:57:15.000 You know, like Freddy Got Fingered, you and I both agree is hilarious.
01:57:18.000 It's crazy, ridiculous movie.
01:57:20.000 But a lot of people didn't get it.
01:57:22.000 They didn't like it.
01:57:22.000 They didn't want to go with it.
01:57:24.000 You know, it was a trip when we talked about Freddy Got Fingered last time I was on the show.
01:57:28.000 Tom Green, like, sent me a tweet.
01:57:31.000 Oh, that's cool.
01:57:31.000 I'm like, holy shit.
01:57:33.000 I worshipped Tom Green back when he was doing just the small-time shit on MTV.
01:57:38.000 Have you ever met him?
01:57:39.000 I met him once when you did his show at his house in the Hollywood Hills.
01:57:44.000 That was fun, man.
01:57:45.000 Yeah.
01:57:45.000 Does he still do it there?
01:57:46.000 I don't know.
01:57:46.000 What does he do?
01:57:47.000 I don't know.
01:57:48.000 I got to call that dude.
01:57:50.000 I got to get him on my podcast or go on his or whatever.
01:57:52.000 I did his too.
01:57:53.000 He did one at Kevin Smith's place, the Smodcast place in Hollywood.
01:57:57.000 He's a great guy.
01:57:57.000 He's going to be out at the Canyon Club soon.
01:58:00.000 Yeah, man.
01:58:01.000 All his early shit, I worship Tom Green.
01:58:04.000 You know, he's loving stand-up now.
01:58:07.000 Really?
01:58:07.000 He's getting into it now.
01:58:08.000 Dude, he's a stand-up.
01:58:10.000 He's just stand-up all over the country, all over the world.
01:58:12.000 Wow.
01:58:12.000 Yeah, I watched videos of him kicking this in Australia.
01:58:15.000 Dude, he's doing great.
01:58:17.000 Well, he's a funny guy, man.
01:58:17.000 He's doing great.
01:58:18.000 Oh, yeah.
01:58:19.000 And he just, you know, just for a long time just didn't do stand-up.
01:58:22.000 And then he just, I remember talking to him, I was like, I'm really getting into this.
01:58:24.000 I'm really getting into this stand-up.
01:58:26.000 He was really excited about it.
01:58:27.000 You know, it was like something new to him.
01:58:29.000 And it was all his, he could, like, he had sort of, or he was one of the first guys to really branch out on the internet and do his own shit with his show.
01:58:36.000 The Tom Green showed live on the internet.
01:58:37.000 It was really one of the first guys.
01:58:39.000 And then I think he just decided, you know what, man?
01:58:42.000 Why the fuck am I sitting around waiting for someone to give me a show when I know I'm funny?
01:58:47.000 I know I'm weird.
01:58:48.000 But what am I going to do?
01:58:49.000 I'm going to wait for someone.
01:58:50.000 Let me make something happen.
01:58:51.000 Let me go make something happen.
01:58:52.000 I love that.
01:58:53.000 I just love that he did that.
01:58:54.000 I respect that so much.
01:58:55.000 Old school Tom Green used to put dog shit on a mic and just see how people stupid were, stupid people were on the street.
01:59:03.000 When they see a camera and a guy come up to them with the mic, they're so thrilled about being on TV.
01:59:09.000 They don't want to believe it's bullshit.
01:59:11.000 They see the shit right in front of their face, literally.
01:59:13.000 They'll put dog shit on a mic and start talking to people and interviewing people.
01:59:17.000 And they'll smell it, they'll look at it and still continue with the interview, hoping, just not even thinking that they're being goofed on.
01:59:26.000 They don't want to believe that shit.
01:59:27.000 They want to believe that they're really on TV and it's real.
01:59:29.000 You know, that was crazy shit.
01:59:32.000 Yeah, he was an innovator as far as doing like really ridiculous shit.
01:59:36.000 He was very original with his whole show, like fucking that dead moose on the side of the highway, pulls over.
01:59:43.000 He was ridiculous.
01:59:44.000 And a nice fucking guy, man.
01:59:46.000 Tom Green is a nice fucking guy.
01:59:48.000 I always enjoy being around that guy.
01:59:49.000 He's just a really good dude to be around.
01:59:52.000 He's fun.
01:59:53.000 And in this world of weirdos that you meet, you know, you can meet some people that are famous that are just fucking crazy or weird or nuts or too much or you can't take them or they're too egocentric or whatever.
02:00:06.000 It's nice when you meet a guy, like Everlast.
02:00:08.000 Nice when you meet a guy who could just hang out.
02:00:10.000 He's just a regular dude, man.
02:00:12.000 Or a guy like Tom Green.
02:00:13.000 He's just a regular dude.
02:00:16.000 So we're so lucky being exposed out here and especially doing like a podcast.
02:00:22.000 You're exposed to so many really extraordinary people, so many interesting people.
02:00:27.000 I mean, think of all the weird.
02:00:28.000 I mean, from the fringe to Alex Jones, you know, fascinating guy to Michael Rupert, you know, fascinating guy.
02:00:35.000 Have you had Alex Jones on this podcast?
02:00:37.000 No, but we're going to work it out because there was a mistake and I actually owe Alex an apology.
02:00:41.000 There's a company called Bent Pixels and Bent Pixels is there they put ads on people's videos.
02:00:49.000 Yeah.
02:00:50.000 Yeah, Marty Cordobo, who's a good friend of mine and a good friend of Dana White's and a great guy.
02:00:50.000 Marty.
02:00:57.000 And we were working together doing this on videos.
02:01:00.000 But unfortunately, some videos were claimed.
02:01:02.000 It's not just videos of my stand-up.
02:01:04.000 They have like an algorithm and the algorithm goes and looks for your name.
02:01:09.000 So when it goes out and looks for your name, it doesn't necessarily get something that you own.
02:01:13.000 It could be like Joe Rogan on the Alex Jones show.
02:01:15.000 Well, this algorithm grabs that thinking that there's a copyright claim to be made or you could put an ad on that video.
02:01:21.000 Well, you can't put an ad on that video because it's me and a guest of Alex Jones' show.
02:01:25.000 So of course they release it and it's a mistake and they, you know, are trying to correct and apologize for everything.
02:01:30.000 But it's a sloppy algorithm.
02:01:31.000 You know, I'm sure they're upset about it and they're unfortunate, but they're not trying to rip anybody off.
02:01:35.000 And they're certainly not trying to claim copyright from me on stuff that's not my stuff.
02:01:40.000 What they're trying to do is like, you know, there's a lot of people that put your stand-up online.
02:01:44.000 There's a lot of my videos that are online and other people's videos as well.
02:01:47.000 And there's ads on those videos.
02:01:48.000 And these videos are on other people's sites.
02:01:51.000 So other people are getting like, like, I've clicked on like a link of my own that was one of my Heckler videos.
02:01:57.000 And I watched an ad that somebody else put up on my video of me.
02:02:03.000 And I'm like, that's hilarious.
02:02:04.000 Like, this guy's making money.
02:02:05.000 It's like thousands and thousands of views.
02:02:05.000 And I look down.
02:02:07.000 I don't know how many hundred thousand views this fucking video got.
02:02:11.000 But I'm like, how crazy is that?
02:02:12.000 This guy, whatever an ad pays you, I don't know what it pays you, but this guy's making money from my video.
02:02:17.000 That's kind of crazy.
02:02:17.000 That's bullshit.
02:02:18.000 So when Marty confronted me about this, or offered me rather this and discussed it with me, I shouldn't say confronted because that sounds like hostile, doesn't it?
02:02:27.000 Confronted.
02:02:28.000 Presented.
02:02:28.000 Presented is the proper word.
02:02:30.000 When Marty presented it to me, I certainly did not have any intention of it connecting itself to someone else.
02:02:37.000 And there's a lot of people complaining about it, but most people understand that it's just a mistake.
02:02:41.000 It's an algorithm.
02:02:42.000 And they're not trying to be sleazy.
02:02:43.000 They'll fix everything.
02:02:44.000 And I'm sorry.
02:02:46.000 But motherfucker got bills trying to get paid. 1.00
02:02:50.000 Trying to keep that money rolling in, dog.
02:02:52.000 It's hard to make money off the internet, right?
02:02:54.000 Yeah.
02:02:55.000 It's hard to make money off the internet.
02:02:55.000 It's hard?
02:02:57.000 Yeah.
02:02:58.000 So that's the thing.
02:02:58.000 It's very hard.
02:03:00.000 Everybody's trying to monetize.
02:03:01.000 They try to monetize podcasts.
02:03:03.000 There's ways that people have clubs.
02:03:05.000 You can join the VIP program and you get a free podcast every week, an extra podcast and a t-shirt and this and that.
02:03:12.000 And trying to figure out how you get someone to spend X amount of money.
02:03:16.000 A lot of dudes, like Kevin Smith, they were asking him for ad-free shit.
02:03:22.000 A lot of people were asking him for ad-free shit.
02:03:24.000 So he decided to make, he's got like two versions, like his regular podcast completely free.
02:03:28.000 But you got to listen to a few ads.
02:03:30.000 They got to pay the bills.
02:03:31.000 And then he has a membership offer where you could get that.
02:03:34.000 And then you get the no ad version.
02:03:36.000 Pay like five bucks a month or something.
02:03:38.000 Something like that.
02:03:38.000 Yeah, it's totally reasonable.
02:03:40.000 And you'd want to support it if you really did enjoy it.
02:03:42.000 As long as it's like five bucks a month.
02:03:44.000 like my comedy special that I'm going to release online, that's going to be five bucks.
02:03:44.000 It's a nothing.
02:03:48.000 And it has to be five bucks.
02:03:49.000 First of all, because Louis C.K., the first guy to do it and make this a popular choice, he charged five bucks.
02:03:55.000 So you can't charge more than the innovator.
02:03:57.000 He's completely fair in the right way to do it.
02:04:00.000 He did it perfect, and you got to follow his lead.
02:04:02.000 You shouldn't charge any more than that.
02:04:04.000 So I think there's nothing wrong with what anybody's doing by asking for some sort of a membership fee just to just to work off some of the bills.
02:04:15.000 There's a lot of people that would be happy to pay five bucks to listen to Adam Carolla every month.
02:04:19.000 I mean, it's a part of their daily grind.
02:04:21.000 I mean, for what costs a couple cups of coffee a month.
02:04:25.000 I mean, I don't know how much he charges, but Adam has some sort of a Ustream thing.
02:04:28.000 But for a lot of people, man, they fucking love that show.
02:04:30.000 Adam Carolla's show is super fucking popular.
02:04:34.000 He's a big part of a lot of people's lives.
02:04:36.000 There's nothing wrong as long as it's reasonable.
02:04:38.000 The beautiful thing is that it can be reasonable, like five bucks.
02:04:41.000 And because of the internet, it really can benefit the artists, like you, like, you know, your jiu-jitsu website.
02:04:47.000 Five bucks benefits you, man.
02:04:48.000 It goes right to you.
02:04:50.000 You know, whereas me, when I'm selling it, five bucks benefit.
02:04:52.000 It goes right to me.
02:04:53.000 It's not like the old days where you had to go through some sort of a manufacturing company who would put the DVDs together for you and a marketing company who would put it on the shelves and talk to, well, we got you in at Walmart and, you know, you had to get in at all these different places.
02:05:06.000 This was just a couple years ago, man.
02:05:08.000 Just a couple years ago, one of my last DVD deals that I did.
02:05:11.000 I remember, you know, one of the big things, I had to go and sit and I had a meeting with these dudes that are this big DVD distribution company.
02:05:19.000 And they were pitching to me how they can get my DVD in all these different stores all over the country.
02:05:23.000 And this is what's important.
02:05:24.000 What's important is, you know, you can't have anything on the shelves that you can't get onto Walmart.
02:05:28.000 If you can't get into Walmart, you're really doomed.
02:05:30.000 You're doomed to sell these things.
02:05:31.000 This is the new reality.
02:05:32.000 Like, you had to get into Walmart.
02:05:34.000 So you had to have something that was, you can't, like, have, call it like shit talking one-on-one, like the name of my message board.
02:05:40.000 You can never have a DVD named that because they wouldn't sell it.
02:05:43.000 It has to be squeaky clean.
02:05:45.000 That was just a few years ago.
02:05:47.000 It's fascinating where this is all going, man.
02:05:50.000 You don't need any of that shit anymore.
02:05:50.000 Yeah.
02:05:52.000 I'm starting to sell.
02:05:54.000 I'm in the process of switching manufacturers.
02:05:57.000 I'm handling all my merchandise now.
02:05:58.000 We got new shirts coming, new designs, new hoodies, new rash guards, new shorts.
02:06:04.000 All that's coming.
02:06:05.000 It's going to take a little time because it's really expensive.
02:06:08.000 But my store on my website hasn't been running since my website went up.
02:06:13.000 I've been letting Melee that fight where handle all my merchandise.
02:06:19.000 It's just too much for me to handle for a while.
02:06:21.000 But now I'm going to handle everything and take over.
02:06:25.000 So it's really exciting.
02:06:26.000 We're talking about this before the podcast.
02:06:28.000 It's really exciting to be able to have a concept.
02:06:30.000 Like what's going on is like 10 Planet Heads are designing shirts.
02:06:35.000 And I'm like, oh shit, I want that design.
02:06:37.000 I send it over to my manufacturer.
02:06:39.000 We make it happen.
02:06:39.000 He makes it.
02:06:40.000 Sell it on the website.
02:06:41.000 Just like that.
02:06:41.000 Boom.
02:06:42.000 It's on like Donkey Kong.
02:06:43.000 It's crazy, right?
02:06:44.000 It's crazy.
02:06:45.000 It's a strange world we live in, dude.
02:06:46.000 Yeah, so it's like right now is a bad time to buy 10th Planet Gear.
02:06:52.000 We're just getting it rolling.
02:06:53.000 You could still, I'm allowing Melee to sell out all their stuff.
02:06:56.000 Melee, you can go to 10thPlanetGear.com.
02:06:59.000 Melee owns that.
02:07:01.000 Until the end of the year, they're allowed to sell everything off and while I build up my own merchandise.
02:07:07.000 It's going to be official 10th Planet brand.
02:07:09.000 It's not like an, because you know, somebody wants to learn jiu-jitsu from your website, which is more interesting to most people here.
02:07:14.000 How do they do that?
02:07:15.000 If they want to learn jiu-jitsu online, is it possible to just go to a regular school and like learn all your shit online and then go to the school and just bring a laptop or bring an iPhone?
02:07:26.000 Do you have iPhone versions of it?
02:07:27.000 Yep.
02:07:28.000 Yep.
02:07:28.000 You can watch it on iPad and all that stuff.
02:07:32.000 Basically, most traditional Brazilian jiu-jitsu schools have like one or two guys that are into 10th planet techniques.
02:07:40.000 And so you could be that guy.
02:07:41.000 You could go to a Gracie Baja school and jump on my website and for five bucks extra, you get to learn all the stuff that they're not teaching there because most Gracie Baja schools don't teach rubber guard.
02:07:51.000 They don't teach all the stuff that we saw the Korean zombie do. 1.00
02:07:55.000 A lot of Gracie Baja schools.
02:07:57.000 There are a lot of them, aren't there?
02:07:58.000 There's a million of them.
02:07:59.000 There's a whole bunch.
02:08:01.000 There's only like 30 10th planet schools.
02:08:03.000 There's probably 500 Gracie Bajas, if not more.
02:08:06.000 They're everywhere.
02:08:07.000 Yeah, there's one on the street.
02:08:09.000 They're huge.
02:08:09.000 Yeah, it's incredible how Jiu-Jitsu has taken off, man.
02:08:13.000 It's just a testament of what a fun way it is to exercise.
02:08:16.000 So I saw this thing, man, and I had to talk to you about it because it's completely ridiculous.
02:08:20.000 Philip Corso, you know who that dude is?
02:08:23.000 Yeah.
02:08:24.000 The guy who was one of the people.
02:08:27.000 Yeah.
02:08:27.000 Well, he was one of the people that supposedly was there and saw the spacecraft, wasn't he, at Roswell?
02:08:36.000 Yes.
02:08:37.000 He was one of the actual people.
02:08:38.000 So his son or someone, I'm going to try to find the actual article.
02:08:46.000 Because someone in his family, Philip Corso's son, reveals that Roswell Craft was a time machine.
02:08:53.000 Like, what?
02:08:55.000 Like, you crazy motherfucker.
02:08:57.000 Dude, anything's possible, though.
02:08:58.000 I know.
02:08:59.000 Anything's possible.
02:08:59.000 Of course, to say that's crazy, I mean, it is crazy.
02:09:02.000 It is crazy.
02:09:02.000 Yeah, but reality is crazy.
02:09:04.000 It is.
02:09:04.000 Reality is crazy.
02:09:05.000 It is possible.
02:09:06.000 Who knows, like, the truth?
02:09:06.000 Shit.
02:09:09.000 But I love these things because these revelations, they're always in like some weird hotel conference room.
02:09:17.000 There's like a podium and there's like a bad slideshow.
02:09:21.000 It's not, you know, not quite fascinating.
02:09:25.000 And this guy is talking about how in the presentation, I'll just read what it says.
02:09:33.000 The details of the alleged Roswell craft are talked about at length.
02:09:36.000 A particular interest was information about the so-called extraterrestrial biological entities, which contained two brains.
02:09:44.000 One was organic and thought to control the beings, and the other one was laced with crystal electronics that's still not understood to this day, which was thought to connect the beings with the craft through time.
02:09:56.000 It is purported that these beings are essentially artificial intelligence From our own future, and that their crash caused a bifurcation of our timelines and altered our history.
02:10:07.000 The most mind-boggling aspect of this story and the theory that the Air Force, etc., are operating under is that as a result of this timeline split and the subsequent advancement in technology from reverse engineering, that we, or the military, are now on a timeline of technological evolution that will eventually create the very same craft and beings that actually crashed in Roswell in 1947.
02:10:32.000 Whoa.
02:10:33.000 That's insane shit.
02:10:34.000 Could you imagine?
02:10:35.000 That's incredible.
02:10:36.000 I mean, it sounds completely ridiculous, and I'm sure this guy's nuts out of his fucking head.
02:10:41.000 But if he wasn't, just say, let's just say, to settle out all the skeptics and the people that would be critical of this idea.
02:10:47.000 Imagine if that is how it works.
02:10:49.000 I mean, we're working so hard right now.
02:10:51.000 Not we, not you, not I, but scientists are, to figure out all kinds of crazy things that are going to alter the very way we interact with the universe.
02:10:58.000 Look what the fuck's going on with this Large Hadron Collider.
02:11:01.000 Look at this quark gluon plasma that they've created.
02:11:05.000 That's like the most dense thing.
02:11:06.000 Like it's some insane amount.
02:11:08.000 Like a sugar cube weighs like 40 billion pounds or something crazy.
02:11:12.000 I mean, they're doing some nutty, nutty shit.
02:11:14.000 They are working on a time machine right now.
02:11:16.000 I think they could send photons back like seconds at a time or something like that, but they have been working on it for 20 years.
02:11:22.000 I mean, a time machine is something that they're actually working on.
02:11:25.000 There are scientists working on it.
02:11:27.000 You know, they're going to start with photons and maybe five minutes in the future or whatever.
02:11:32.000 They know time travel is possible.
02:11:34.000 Einstein said it was possible.
02:11:36.000 I mean, based on the speed of light.
02:11:37.000 Kurt Godell, who came up with it, I remember reading about it, who was a mathematician, but it needed, you needed something like an object the size of the solar system and it had to be going backwards fucking faster than the speed of light.
02:11:49.000 It's just, there's like a lot of weird shit there.
02:11:51.000 Something with the speed of light.
02:11:52.000 Something to transverse its axle.
02:11:54.000 If you travel out in space at the speed of light and then like for, you know, a week and then come back at the speed of life, something like that, that you're going to come back to a planet that's like 500 years older.
02:12:09.000 Older, yeah. 1.00
02:12:09.000 Yeah, yeah, that is weird. 1.00
02:12:11.000 How crazy is that?
02:12:12.000 Yeah.
02:12:13.000 That's relative to how fast you're traveling.
02:12:15.000 Dude, anything's possible.
02:12:17.000 It's all nuts, right, isn't it?
02:12:18.000 But check this out.
02:12:19.000 But it's just people are going to call me a kook, but I just wanted to play this as really quick evidence.
02:12:25.000 This is evidence.
02:12:26.000 Watch.
02:12:26.000 Just listen to this.
02:12:40.000 Well, is that an amazing thing?
02:12:42.000 Yes, if you go back eight generations, they have a common ancestor.
02:12:45.000 These spiritual beings.
02:12:47.000 Right?
02:12:48.000 That's it.
02:12:49.000 I mean, well, there's...
02:12:50.000 I think that was in that article that we read, right?
02:12:53.000 Dick Cheney's wife.
02:12:55.000 That bitch is probably crazy. 1.00
02:12:56.000 She's living with Dick Cheney.
02:12:58.000 She must be a devil worshiper. 1.00
02:13:01.000 Could you imagine if Dick Cheney was your husband?
02:13:03.000 Well, what do you think, honey?
02:13:04.000 Did I do the right thing?
02:13:06.000 Yeah, whatever.
02:13:07.000 A million people dead.
02:13:08.000 Whatever.
02:13:09.000 We got a nice house.
02:13:10.000 We got our fucking badass house.
02:13:12.000 Way to go, dude.
02:13:13.000 You provided.
02:13:14.000 He provided for your family.
02:13:18.000 Okay, let's see.
02:13:19.000 That guy likes lets Dick Cheney fuck her. 1.00
02:13:21.000 Do you think he wears like an owl mask?
02:13:23.000 He fucks her. 0.99
02:13:24.000 A cape.
02:13:25.000 Like he's one of the watchmen.
02:13:27.000 Is that what they wear?
02:13:28.000 What the fuck's that?
02:13:30.000 What are you doing, dude?
02:13:31.000 I was just trying to find Obama.
02:13:32.000 Can't have a conversation by myself.
02:13:34.000 I was just trying to find Obama.
02:13:35.000 You get on your laptop sometimes and ignore me.
02:13:38.000 I'm left out on a fucking island here.
02:13:40.000 Only for a second to Google something.
02:13:41.000 That's what I was trying to do.
02:13:42.000 I was trying to find the Obama interview of him talking about it.
02:13:45.000 Oh, I don't really care if they all are related.
02:13:48.000 They all suck.
02:13:49.000 How about that?
02:13:49.000 They're related to me.
02:13:51.000 Yeah, like, but if they are all related, fuck.
02:13:54.000 What does that mean?
02:13:55.000 It means that we're living in a...
02:13:59.000 Maybe we are living in some sort of a manufactured reality.
02:14:03.000 I've been thinking that more and more lately as things get weirder and weirder.
02:14:07.000 You know, when that Joseph Coney guy, the guy who had the campaign against Joseph Coney, and then a few days later, they made like fucking insane amounts of money.
02:14:15.000 And the way they had their sponsorship or their charity rather set up, it was really fucked up.
02:14:19.000 Like they got a lot of money out of it before the money actually got to anybody that was overseas.
02:14:25.000 You know, it was really kind of a scam.
02:14:27.000 But then the guy went crazy and wound up masturbating in the street in San Diego and acting really gay and flailing his arms around and talking really gay. 0.57
02:14:35.000 And they arrested him.
02:14:36.000 He went crazy.
02:14:37.000 But it's almost like you see something like that happen.
02:14:39.000 You see a guy get shamed because people find out that his charity was like a little funky, a little suspicious.
02:14:47.000 And then he winds up blowing a gasket like that publicly.
02:14:51.000 It almost makes you go like, who's writing this?
02:14:55.000 This is a work of fiction.
02:14:57.000 Who's writing the thing where that wiener guy gets arrested for showing his wiener? 0.69
02:15:02.000 Who's writing this?
02:15:04.000 Who's writing it?
02:15:06.000 When you see a guy like Mitt Romney and Mitt Romney talk to that kid who was the medical marijuana patient, he was like, are you going to arrest me?
02:15:13.000 Am I a criminal?
02:15:14.000 Like, this is the only thing that allows me to eat?
02:15:16.000 Well, I'm not for medical marijuana.
02:15:18.000 And he just walks away from some poor crippled kid. 0.99
02:15:18.000 I'm not for it. 0.99
02:15:21.000 And you're like, really?
02:15:22.000 Do you think that this guy has the kind of compassion that you want as a man who runs the world?
02:15:27.000 That's a fucking robot.
02:15:28.000 That's an ideological robot.
02:15:30.000 That's a guy who's not addressing a person who is in pain, a person who's just been dealt a terrible hand by life, and is telling him that there's a substance that gives me, a very unfortunate person, some relief.
02:15:42.000 Oh, I'm not for that.
02:15:44.000 I'm not for your relief.
02:15:45.000 I'm an ideological vampire, and I can't see the daylight.
02:15:48.000 Did you see that video of Mitt Romney and Obama agreeing on everything?
02:15:52.000 It's all spliced together and they go through every issue, every issue, and they agree on every issue.
02:15:58.000 Most issues.
02:15:59.000 Most issues, like a good like 90%, all the big issues.
02:16:03.000 And there's video.
02:16:04.000 You can find this on YouTube, video of them going back and forth.
02:16:06.000 They're talking and they're saying the exact same thing about health care, the exact same thing about everything.
02:16:12.000 It's amazing at the end of the day when you realize how much corporations and big money influence government.
02:16:19.000 And then once you realize that, then you put it together and you realize this is a shell game.
02:16:26.000 The corporations influence both sides.
02:16:28.000 They just keep this stupid banter going.
02:16:30.000 It's a stupid tennis game where this guy's got the ball, now that guy's got the ball, and this guy's got the ball.
02:16:35.000 And they just alternate between Democrats and Republicans.
02:16:38.000 And mo money, mo problems.
02:16:40.000 The Democrats have their own specific line of problems, like sticking their dicks in chicks' mouths and all kinds of freaky shit that Clinton did. 1.00
02:16:47.000 And then the Republicans got their issues too.
02:16:48.000 And everybody's got their own little thing.
02:16:50.000 It's a back and forth.
02:16:51.000 Well, gay marriage, I'm not for gay marriage. 1.00
02:16:53.000 The thing is, six months is what if it's rape?
02:16:53.000 What about abortion?
02:16:56.000 And they keep this fucking battle.
02:16:57.000 Meanwhile, they're just pulling money out of other spots of the world, just fucking attacking and raping in the world.
02:17:04.000 It's amazing.
02:17:05.000 I mean, if you really look at the actual game, how it is played, the game of capitalism, the game of global imperialist capitalism that we're experiencing right now, living here in America, in the balls of the dick that's fucking the world.
02:17:20.000 If you really look at it, it really is an amazing goddamn movie.
02:17:23.000 It feels like someone wrote this shit down.
02:17:25.000 It feels like Dark City.
02:17:26.000 Yeah, as much as I really am obsessed with just, I mean, I'm not trying to put together a revolution or an army or anything like that.
02:17:38.000 All I'm doing is I'm trying to make as many people aware as possible.
02:17:43.000 Let's not make it that easy for them to fuck us. 1.00
02:17:46.000 I'm not going to start with that.
02:17:46.000 Well, you know, the best way to influence them, this is what I always say.
02:17:50.000 You're not going to get those Dick Cheney motherfuckers. 0.96
02:17:52.000 Those guys are broken.
02:17:54.000 He's been broken since he was a child.
02:17:56.000 What you're going to get is those kids in college that are listening to this and they're realizing that these guys in their 40s are telling them about life.
02:18:05.000 And they're telling them about it in a very honest way and letting them know, listen, man, you are not going to live forever.
02:18:10.000 And the only way you're going to enjoy this life is if you create less negative energy than you receive from life.
02:18:18.000 If you put forth a positive result and a positive influence and a positive reaction to you being on this planet.
02:18:25.000 That's how you're going to have a good life.
02:18:27.000 You are not going to have a good life if it's just me, me, me, kunta, kanta, kanta, taking over the world, fucking over everybody. 1.00
02:18:33.000 You're going to, after a while, you don't realize how much money you have.
02:18:37.000 Once, you know, why would you want $100 million when you could be happy and comfortable with 10 or 20 and not have to fuck over the world?
02:18:45.000 Well, they don't even realize it.
02:18:46.000 They're just caught up in this fucking crazy game.
02:18:48.000 You know, where a person is super successful and they made $100 million fucking over the world, they probably could have made $30 or $40 million and done it the right way and still been just equally as wealthy.
02:18:59.000 You don't realize $100 million or $50 million.
02:19:02.000 These crazy assholes that want to own everything.
02:19:04.000 You know what you realize when you don't have enough, you can't afford a good dinner, you can't afford to heat your house, you can't afford to live in a nice neighborhood where your kids are safe and they play in front of your house, you can't afford to pay for cable.
02:19:15.000 But once you get paid for all that and you have a nice car, you have food on your table, it becomes a matter of what are you trying to get with that money?
02:19:23.000 Where are you trying to get your happiness from?
02:19:25.000 Because if you're trying to get your happiness purely through objects, that shit's ridiculous.
02:19:29.000 Or purely through monetary accomplishment, that's ridiculous.
02:19:32.000 It's a dead end, man.
02:19:33.000 It's a dead end.
02:19:34.000 It really is a dead end.
02:19:35.000 The way to change the world is to let kids know this.
02:19:38.000 Let them know don't get on that path.
02:19:40.000 You can be a successful motherfucker and still have ethics.
02:19:43.000 You can be a successful person and still be a good guy and do the right thing.
02:19:46.000 You can protect the country from the cunts of the world without being one of the cunts of the world. 0.58
02:19:51.000 And that's where shit went wrong.
02:19:53.000 We became cunts to protect ourselves from cunts.
02:19:56.000 And we've been doing it from the fucking get-go.
02:19:59.000 The real problem in this country is that there's a lot of us that aren't like you or I. And they're the ones who are representing us in the world.
02:20:08.000 They're the ones who are making all these decisions.
02:20:10.000 They're the ones who are doing all these fucking crazy backroom deals that make all kinds of ridiculous shit that's horrible for the economy legal.
02:20:19.000 Just so a few people can extract millions of dollars from the system.
02:20:23.000 And it ain't you and it ain't me, man.
02:20:24.000 And there's something you said to me once a long time ago and it really stuck with me.
02:20:27.000 And it's a very astute point.
02:20:29.000 You said, we were born into a system that we have no control over.
02:20:32.000 We were born into it.
02:20:34.000 And to try to fix it is almost impossible.
02:20:36.000 And it really is true. 0.88
02:20:37.000 We were born into this thing and we got no fucking control over it.
02:20:41.000 You say voting.
02:20:42.000 Please, man, you really think that Ron Paul would be losing as badly as he is in a lot of these places?
02:20:48.000 It's absolute proof of voter fraud when it comes to Ron Paul in several different districts.
02:20:54.000 There's been several different videos on him online.
02:20:56.000 One of them, I believe, is in Maine, where they committed voter fraud, man.
02:21:00.000 They don't want Ron Paul winning anything.
02:21:02.000 Nobody does across the board.
02:21:05.000 The real reality of our system is that it's designed to make sure everyone doesn't have a say.
02:21:10.000 It's not that everyone has a say.
02:21:12.000 It's that everyone has a say in who has a say about who has a say.
02:21:16.000 And because of that, it's a tiered effect.
02:21:18.000 They're able to control it.
02:21:19.000 They block it off at certain ends.
02:21:20.000 You don't really vote for president.
02:21:22.000 You vote for a representative.
02:21:23.000 The representative votes for president.
02:21:24.000 There's all these special interest groups that are funding these politicians and money's coming from fucking soap manufacturers that want to keep pouring a certain amount of shit every year into the river and make it okay.
02:21:34.000 You know, it's a mess, man.
02:21:35.000 It's a fucking mess.
02:21:37.000 And the way to fix it is not with these guys that are in place.
02:21:39.000 It's letting these old motherfuckers die off and letting the new people come in. 1.00
02:21:44.000 Letting these people, like the guys who own Google, these young motherfuckers that are smart and figured shit out and just said, let's just take over everything. 0.91
02:21:51.000 Maps, email, fucking, let's make a browser.
02:21:54.000 Let's make an operating system.
02:21:55.000 Let's make phones.
02:21:56.000 Let's make every, let's go crazy. 0.87
02:21:58.000 Let's just get nuts and let's just control this motherfucker and do it with a company that's ethical and do it with a company that's nice to their employees. 0.99
02:22:05.000 Do it with a company that gives them a big cafeteria and takes care of everybody.
02:22:09.000 It's nice to know that there's good people out there.
02:22:12.000 Like anonymous.
02:22:15.000 I mean, we have a force out there.
02:22:17.000 Who knows how strong they really are?
02:22:19.000 Because I hear from people that, oh, yeah, they're shutting down government websites that the government don't even care about.
02:22:25.000 But I don't really know.
02:22:26.000 Yeah, that's what I've heard.
02:22:28.000 The government cares.
02:22:29.000 The government does not want you shutting anything down.
02:22:31.000 But the guy that told me this, he was actually a friend of the comedian, the Indian comedian, Peters, Russell Peters.
02:22:40.000 He was a friend of his when he did the podcast.
02:22:40.000 Russell Peters.
02:22:44.000 I don't know who he is or what his name is, but that's what he was saying.
02:22:47.000 He seemed to be an expert on the whole anonymous thing.
02:22:52.000 And he said that they're shutting down websites that really no one cares about, but the perception that they have power is actually giving them the power because then people rally behind them and that kind of thing.
02:23:05.000 So he says it's a good thing.
02:23:07.000 even though they're shutting down like you know, an FBI website that's just like a homepage or something, I'm not sure exactly what they're doing, but the perception that they have power will actually give them power.
02:23:16.000 Because if everybody in this country decided to look at the government and look at all the shady shit that's going on an unbiased way, like a detective, if everyone just decided to look at all the evidence and clear their mind and have an open mind, man, I think the power will be shifted back to the people.
02:23:35.000 I think it's just that so many people, like the propaganda, and the power has ever really been in the people.
02:23:41.000 You know how strong that power, that propaganda is?
02:23:44.000 Just the fact that Mitt Romney is the best candidate that the Republicans can come up with, that alone tells you there's some shit.
02:23:54.000 Well, you, first of all, to be a representative, to be a president, okay, we have already established pretty much that that's just a figurehead.
02:24:01.000 With George Bush, we sort of established that he wasn't really the president.
02:24:04.000 He was the guy that's in that position, and they've, you know, whatever, vote him in, however he got there, he got there, and then everything behind the scenes was obviously working without him.
02:24:13.000 The Dick Cheney situation.
02:24:14.000 Dick Cheney was the one who was in the bunker.
02:24:16.000 Well, after all that 9-11 shit was going down, he was the one that was hiding.
02:24:20.000 That guy was essentially the mastermind for the fucking global empire that is the United States.
02:24:24.000 He moved all the pieces into place, made sure a lot of people profited, and got away with some fucking pretty insane shit.
02:24:29.000 So since that's the case, you got to realize, well, in order to be the figurehead, in order to be the guy, the main guy, you can't have a fucked up past.
02:24:37.000 You can't have like some Herman Kane type shit where you got a lot of bitches on the side and you're banging them and then, you know, the National Inquirer starts finding out about shit. 1.00
02:24:44.000 You can't have that anymore.
02:24:46.000 There's too much introspective work or there's too much work.
02:24:49.000 There's too much investigative work.
02:24:51.000 They can find out if you did some shady shit in business in the past.
02:24:55.000 They could find out if you fired one of your employees and she charged you with sexual harassment and then she's going to tell some crazy story about you whipped your dick out in the washroom or something. 1.00
02:25:05.000 You can't have that.
02:25:06.000 So it leaves who?
02:25:08.000 It leaves how many people?
02:25:09.000 How many people who don't have fucking John David, what's that guy's name?
02:25:12.000 John Davidson?
02:25:13.000 Who's that guy?
02:25:14.000 The guy that got arrested.
02:25:16.000 I want to say John Davidson because he looks like him.
02:25:19.000 The fucking presidential candidate who got caught.
02:25:22.000 He had a baby with another chick, like a girl who was a videographer.
02:25:27.000 Santorum?
02:25:27.000 I don't know.
02:25:28.000 Yeah.
02:25:28.000 No, it wasn't Santorum.
02:25:30.000 He's in court right now.
02:25:31.000 Newt Gingrich.
02:25:32.000 You don't even know politicians.
02:25:33.000 You don't know anybody, do you?
02:25:34.000 I know Newt Gingrich.
02:25:36.000 He's huge.
02:25:38.000 I want to say John Davidson, but that's not his fucking name.
02:25:40.000 I know someone on Twitter will tell me what his name is.
02:25:43.000 This poor fuck, though, he's doomed.
02:25:48.000 I don't think in our time, dude, we're going to ever see anybody that wants to give the power to the people.
02:25:54.000 I think we just need a much more ethical sense of rule.
02:26:00.000 You know, I think giving power to the people is real tricky, man.
02:26:04.000 The reason why this whole system is set up that way is because way back in the day, the founding fathers, even though they had a great idea what this country could be and great expectations, they also knew you can't just completely give power to the people.
02:26:17.000 You have to have representatives.
02:26:18.000 You can't have the mob just make...
02:26:22.000 Dude, 13 bloodlines, 13 original states, 13 stars on the flag.
02:26:29.000 That's some conspiracy shit.
02:26:30.000 Like the blood, there's supposedly 13 royal bloodlines.
02:26:36.000 John Edwards, thanks, Kilio Keel.
02:26:39.000 John Edwards, the psychic?
02:26:40.000 No, John Edwards loved to spongle IRL too.
02:26:46.000 So 13 bloodlines?
02:26:46.000 Yeah.
02:26:48.000 Is that what it was?
02:26:48.000 Yeah, there's a connection between, according to the people that have the bloodline mastered all the way back to ancient Sumer, 13 bloodlines, so 13 states.
02:26:58.000 It's like they made sure they had someone from each bloodline running that state so that it stays in the blood or stays in the family.
02:27:06.000 How could they possibly keep that going all these years and not have anybody know about it?
02:27:11.000 It's all over YouTube.
02:27:11.000 Well, a lot of people know about it.
02:27:12.000 You know, it's really, yeah, but that doesn't mean anything.
02:27:14.000 If it hasn't hit CNN yet, of course you couldn't.
02:27:16.000 Of course not.
02:27:17.000 You know what I mean?
02:27:18.000 Of course it's not.
02:27:18.000 Think about this.
02:27:20.000 The propaganda and the brainwashing that goes on TV is so fucking strong.
02:27:24.000 It's so strong that they can convince most of the people that Tower 7 fell because of fires.
02:27:31.000 The skyscraper that didn't get hit by a plane.
02:27:33.000 Yeah, but isn't it possible?
02:27:35.000 I mean, I don't know shit about architecture.
02:27:37.000 Isn't it possible if they just did a shit job of designing that building, somehow or another, fire which uniformly spread through the entire building and caused like the upper layer to collapse and then it all simultaneously collapsed?
02:27:50.000 No way, man.
02:27:51.000 1,500 architects and engineers, professionals, they call bullshit.
02:27:55.000 You look at it.
02:27:56.000 I don't even need to hear the architects and the engineer.
02:27:58.000 I look at that shit.
02:27:59.000 To me, I'm not that stupid.
02:28:02.000 The government's crooked as fuck.
02:28:04.000 The history of being crooked as fuck.
02:28:06.000 That's a controlled demo.
02:28:07.000 I don't need to hear it.
02:28:08.000 Well, for people who listen to this and go, shut the fuck up, you guys.
02:28:10.000 What are you talking about?
02:28:11.000 Well, you need to know what was in Building 7 because that's where things get rigid.
02:28:16.000 Again, most people think only two towers fell because two planes, a third tower fell.
02:28:24.000 Not only did it fall, but it fell at free fall speed like a controlled demo.
02:28:27.000 Those things take weeks to load.
02:28:29.000 That shit, someone was planning something.
02:28:32.000 And Tower 7 wasn't even next to Tower 1 and 2.
02:28:36.000 There was 4, 5, and 6.
02:28:37.000 Well, there was 4, 5, 6, were right under it.
02:28:39.000 And those got hit and had massive fires and got hit.
02:28:42.000 Not one of those collapsed, but 100 yards away where there was little fires, 47, it wasn't even next to the Twin Towers.
02:28:50.000 That one fucking implodes in itself.
02:28:54.000 How stupid they have to be.
02:28:55.000 Come on.
02:28:56.000 If you think that, if they could, and you look at a bunch of other stuff, they didn't put Tower 7 in the 911 Commission report.
02:29:04.000 They left Tower 7 out.
02:29:06.000 They didn't even explain it.
02:29:07.000 And then people for years, they rallied and like, what happened to Tower 7?
02:29:12.000 What happened to Tower 7?
02:29:13.000 How come you guys aren't talking about it?
02:29:15.000 Well, then they finally were forced into doing research on it.
02:29:19.000 And they came up with the crazy idea that fires made a 47 steel skyscraper collapse all at once.
02:29:28.000 The only way that shit will collapse all at once is all the columns, the central columns are blown out at the same time.
02:29:34.000 How are fires going to do that?
02:29:35.000 It's impossible.
02:29:36.000 I don't know.
02:29:37.000 So I'm not, I'm just playing, completely playing devil's advocate.
02:29:40.000 And if I had a bit of a video.
02:29:41.000 And it's on video.
02:29:41.000 It's on video.
02:29:42.000 If it wasn't on video, if there wasn't on video and people just, it was just word of mouth, like there was a tower seven and it fell, but no one got it on video, then it would be, you know, it would be like, you know, you'd have to really look into it and really take the word of all these witnesses.
02:29:56.000 But we have five camera angles.
02:29:59.000 We got it good.
02:30:01.000 And professionals are saying it was a controlled demo.
02:30:06.000 I mean, anybody can tell it's a controlled demo.
02:30:08.000 It certainly looks like a controlled demo, and it does literally fall off freezeprawl speeds.
02:30:12.000 But what's crazy was what is inside.
02:30:15.000 Like, who had.
02:30:17.000 There was CIA offices, Enron.
02:30:20.000 All Enron shit was in there.
02:30:24.000 Secret service, naval intelligence.
02:30:27.000 To me, my guess is that's where everything was orchestrated.
02:30:31.000 Could you fucking imagine?
02:30:32.000 That was where it was orchestrated and they go blow that motherfucker up. 0.98
02:30:35.000 No evidence.
02:30:36.000 Can you imagine?
02:30:36.000 Because it had to be orchestrated somewhere.
02:30:39.000 Someone had to orchestrate that shit.
02:30:40.000 It looks like it had to be Tower 7 because why would they completely destroy it?
02:30:46.000 Explosions going off everywhere.
02:30:48.000 There's all these witnesses.
02:30:50.000 There's tons of them saying bombs are going off everywhere.
02:30:53.000 There's a dude who committed suicide.
02:30:55.000 But before he committed suicide, he was talking about how a bomb went off in the elevator and he dragged a guy out.
02:31:02.000 It's a famous interview, like right there, right when it happened.
02:31:05.000 And he's talking about how I just dragged him out, man.
02:31:07.000 His face is peeling off.
02:31:08.000 He had no skin.
02:31:09.000 He just, a bomb just went off, just blew up the whole elevator, man.
02:31:12.000 And this is right when it happened.
02:31:13.000 Why would he be bullshitting?
02:31:14.000 Well, it is also possible that something could have blown up inside because of the fire.
02:31:14.000 He's talking about.
02:31:18.000 Just to say, I mean, just as a random, but here's what's crazy, man.
02:31:22.000 The Larry Silverstein, the guy who owned Building 7 or Building Tower 7.
02:31:27.000 Yeah, you know, all of them.
02:31:29.000 He won an $861 million award from Industrial Risk Insurers to rebuild on the site of World Tower 7 because his estimated investment was only $386 million.
02:31:41.000 So he net a profit of roughly $500 million.
02:31:45.000 Just on that tower.
02:31:45.000 Just on that tower.
02:31:46.000 The third tower that no one talks about.
02:31:48.000 The third tower that no one talks about.
02:31:50.000 It's not in the official government 911 commission report.
02:31:54.000 They left it out.
02:31:55.000 And even those documentaries that try to debunk all the 911 shit.
02:32:00.000 They try to debunk everything that truthers, that's what they call them, bring up, but they won't touch Tower 7. 1.00
02:32:10.000 It was an hour.
02:32:11.000 And anything on National Geographic, any of those documentaries, I firmly believe the CIA has their hand in those documentaries.
02:32:20.000 We know that the CIA has always been involved in Hollywood and always been involved in TV.
02:32:25.000 Look up Harry Anslinger, the dude who made weed illegal in 1937.
02:32:30.000 He was the first drug czar.
02:32:32.000 He was involved after all the drug stuff that he did.
02:32:36.000 He got involved in governing and supervising Hollywood to make sure there weren't any communists in Hollywood or any pro-communist movies.
02:32:45.000 This is all documented.
02:32:47.000 CIA had control of Hollywood and they have their power in there.
02:32:52.000 And I believe this is like every documentary on the National Geographic channel that goes over 911 or any kind of conspiracy theory, that the narrators are just making fun of conspiracy theorists and conspiracy theorists.
02:33:08.000 They think this.
02:33:09.000 I'm like, what kind of show is it?
02:33:11.000 It's so biased.
02:33:13.000 And they never cover Tower 7.
02:33:15.000 And these shows, there's a 911 debunking documentary on National Geographic that they don't cover Tower 7.
02:33:25.000 They cover everything else, but except Tower 7 because they don't have an answer for that.
02:33:29.000 They can't prove that shit.
02:33:30.000 They can't prove it fell.
02:33:32.000 They can't convince anybody that a 47-story skyscraper, steel scrape will implode all at once, all the columns blow out at once from fire.
02:33:40.000 Check out what was there.
02:33:42.000 Here's some of the building's tenants.
02:33:44.000 Ready?
02:33:44.000 U.S. Secret Service.
02:33:46.000 Yes.
02:33:46.000 The NSA.
02:33:47.000 The CIA.
02:33:48.000 The IRS.
02:33:50.000 The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms.
02:33:53.000 The SEC, NAIC Securities, Salomon Smith-Barney, Solomon Smith-Barney, American Express Bank International, Standard Chartered Bank, Provident Financial Management.
02:34:05.000 It's all like these fucking big giant banks and government all together.
02:34:09.000 Just a fucking cunt farm. 1.00
02:34:12.000 A big honeyhive of cunts.
02:34:14.000 Destroy the evidence.
02:34:15.000 That's incredible.
02:34:17.000 Right?
02:34:17.000 Could you imagine what happened?
02:34:21.000 And then check this out.
02:34:22.000 It was a controlled demo, so it must have taken weeks to set up.
02:34:25.000 So they must have, like, you got to investigate the security.
02:34:29.000 Who's running security here?
02:34:30.000 Guess who's the head of security in Tower 7?
02:34:33.000 Marv Bush, George Bush's brother.
02:34:36.000 What?
02:34:37.000 Come on.
02:34:38.000 Dude, Google that.
02:34:38.000 Yes.
02:34:39.000 Marv Bush.
02:34:41.000 Security.
02:34:41.000 Oh, I know.
02:34:42.000 Yes.
02:34:42.000 Yes.
02:34:43.000 His brother is in charge of security at Tower 7.
02:34:47.000 How hilarious is that?
02:34:48.000 He's pretty funny.
02:34:49.000 If that doesn't fucking make your bullshit meter just fucking go off the Richter.
02:34:53.000 Come on.
02:34:54.000 It does, but it all seems, it's like, how do you get a, how do you pass a lie?
02:34:58.000 How do you get people to believe a lie?
02:35:00.000 Make it so big they can't not believe it.
02:35:02.000 People always say this.
02:35:02.000 Make it so.
02:35:04.000 You know how many people who would take to orchestrate that, they would never be able to get away with it.
02:35:08.000 Yeah.
02:35:09.000 Yes, they do because they control the media. 0.50
02:35:12.000 How about, and this is on YouTube too.
02:35:14.000 They're reporting, the BBC is reporting that Tower 7 went collapsed and it's still up.
02:35:14.000 This is on YouTube.
02:35:21.000 20 minutes.
02:35:22.000 Also, because they thought it was going to collapse.
02:35:24.000 Apparently.
02:35:25.000 Isn't that kind of fishing?
02:35:26.000 It's like, you know what that says?
02:35:28.000 That says they already had scripted shit ready to go.
02:35:30.000 They already gave them shit.
02:35:32.000 They already gave them shit.
02:35:32.000 Just to play devil's advocate, it also could be that the firemen had said there's some dangerous creaking and noises and they think that this building's going to fall down.
02:35:39.000 It is possible.
02:35:40.000 That's all planet shit.
02:35:41.000 Maybe, ma'am, but I'm not a fucking scientist.
02:35:44.000 I don't really know.
02:35:46.000 I know as a host of the show, you want to be neutral.
02:35:51.000 You want to be on the fence, but you know goddamn well that that's some bullshit that went down with 911.
02:35:57.000 If you look into it unbiased with an open mind, you look at all the evidence, just decide to look at all the evidence.
02:36:03.000 Holy shit.
02:36:04.000 I feel about 911 very similar to the way I feel about that Philip Corso's son saying it's a time machine.
02:36:11.000 Come on.
02:36:11.000 Alias are a time machine.
02:36:12.000 It's possible.
02:36:14.000 I don't know, man.
02:36:14.000 I don't know.
02:36:16.000 If I had to guess, very smart.
02:36:16.000 I don't know.
02:36:18.000 If I had to guess, I would always say.
02:36:19.000 You sniff out bullshit.
02:36:20.000 Very good.
02:36:21.000 You sniff out bullshit way better than I do, dude.
02:36:23.000 How many guys have like, you know, over the years, like, dudes that try to like go into business with me for whatever?
02:36:31.000 You know, instantly you go, that guy's full of shit.
02:36:34.000 And I'm like, what are you talking about?
02:36:36.000 That guy's full of shit.
02:36:37.000 bullshit meter is strong, dude.
02:36:39.000 You got one of those high-tech alien fucking bullshit meters from the future.
02:36:44.000 Your bullshit meter is going off on the inside on all the 911 shit.
02:36:48.000 Well, see, the problem with that is that's not where my bullshit meter works best.
02:36:54.000 My bullshit meter, rather, works best with people.
02:36:56.000 I need to talk to people.
02:36:58.000 If I talk to people, I can see who's full of shit.
02:37:00.000 I can see who's hiding something.
02:37:02.000 There's a tick, an insecure aspect to the way they're interacting.
02:37:05.000 It's not just modesty or social weirdness.
02:37:09.000 I can see deception.
02:37:10.000 I can see when someone's full of shit.
02:37:12.000 I'm pretty good at that.
02:37:13.000 But this, see, I don't like fucking with my own head.
02:37:16.000 So whenever I look at something like this, I have to factor in all these different things.
02:37:20.000 I have to factor in possible incompetence, the need and desire to think that everything's a conspiracy to the point where, like I said, people have convinced other people that I am some sort of a government agent.
02:37:32.000 I've actually read that.
02:37:33.000 It's hilarious.
02:37:34.000 It's fucking absolutely, completely ridiculous.
02:37:37.000 But someone will look for a conspiracy in everything.
02:37:40.000 That would be enough to be.
02:37:42.000 Come on.
02:37:42.000 That would be brilliant.
02:37:43.000 And you think about it when they're like, if you were part of the elite, there's a lot of smart motherfuckers.
02:37:49.000 I'm sure they're brilliant people part of the elite.
02:37:52.000 If you were in charge of coming up with ways to keep the power and to take liberties away and to take the power from the people, like really, I bet, I'm just guessing the people at the top, there are people at the top.
02:38:05.000 I bet they're really concerned with keeping their power and however they keep that.
02:38:10.000 They don't want to lose their power.
02:38:11.000 Nobody wants to lose their power.
02:38:12.000 They want to keep, so whatever they got to do to keep their power, it's just the human condition.
02:38:16.000 Anybody that was at the top, there'd be a lot of motherfuckers, just regular people. 0.99
02:38:19.000 You put them at the top, they'd be like, maybe we should fucking, how do we calm them down? 0.86
02:38:23.000 Yeah, are you sure that'll work?
02:38:25.000 Okay, let's spray motherfuckers with chemtrails. 1.00
02:38:27.000 Okay, let's do that shit.
02:38:28.000 That's a good idea.
02:38:29.000 I'd be in the Illuminati boardroom going, yeah, let's spray motherfuckers. 1.00
02:38:34.000 They'll never see it coming.
02:38:35.000 They think it's just fucking clouds.
02:38:36.000 Just keep making the lines.
02:38:37.000 No one believes that shit.
02:38:38.000 You know what I mean?
02:38:39.000 Yeah, but we've been caught before.
02:38:41.000 And there's been a treaty, a UN treaty in 1977 that we can't spray the people no more.
02:38:45.000 We can't test airborne bacteria on the people no more.
02:38:48.000 We have to stop.
02:38:49.000 Fuck it.
02:38:49.000 Let's just keep doing it.
02:38:51.000 And now, first, it's just regular contrails.
02:38:51.000 You know what I mean?
02:38:57.000 Now, like all the geoengineering shit's coming out.
02:39:00.000 Now it's like, there's a guy, there's a guy in a documentary saying, that's just contrails.
02:39:04.000 It's not barium and aluminum.
02:39:06.000 But in the future, we are going to have to spray barium and aluminum because that's going to be the only way to combat global warming.
02:39:13.000 In the future, we're going to have to do it.
02:39:14.000 But that's not it right now.
02:39:15.000 Like, dude, what the fuck?
02:39:17.000 They're slowly prepping us for geoengineering, protecting the planet.
02:39:21.000 You know what I mean?
02:39:22.000 There's no way there's these military jets flying all over the world, making grids right above us.
02:39:30.000 And there's no way.
02:39:31.000 They're doing it right above us.
02:39:33.000 Are you absolutely convinced that chemtrails are chemicals and that it's not just a reaction between the moisture in the atmosphere and the turbines and the jet engines?
02:39:41.000 Those are contrails.
02:39:42.000 Contrails disappear within 20, 30 seconds.
02:39:46.000 Are you sure about this?
02:39:47.000 You really do know?
02:39:47.000 Yes.
02:39:48.000 So how is this possible that they can just get away with this?
02:39:51.000 They can, dude, they got away with 911.
02:39:53.000 They can do anything they want.
02:39:54.000 Yeah, but I mean, this is a regular daily thing, right?
02:39:56.000 Yes.
02:39:57.000 You're saying all over the country, and no one's talking.
02:39:59.000 All over the world, except Japan, because they're not part of NATO.
02:40:02.000 So they don't do it.
02:40:02.000 There's no chemtrails.
02:40:03.000 Dude, I get pictures from all over the world.
02:40:05.000 People, you see me retweeting that shit.
02:40:08.000 And remember, guys, you want me to retweet some chemtrails?
02:40:11.000 It can't be just one line, dude.
02:40:13.000 Send me some alarming shit.
02:40:15.000 If I retweet a picture of one line, people aren't going to believe.
02:40:19.000 That's going to scare people away.
02:40:21.000 So anyways, what I'm saying is, for instance, there's a military base in Guantanamo Bay in Cuba.
02:40:30.000 Cuba, supposedly, our enemies, they hate us, we hate them, whatever.
02:40:34.000 But there's a military base on that island of Cuba called Guantanamo Bay.
02:40:39.000 And Americans just do whatever the fuck they want. 0.58
02:40:44.000 Their ships come in and out.
02:40:46.000 The Cubans don't want to fuck with them. 0.99
02:40:47.000 They want to start a war with these motherfuckers. 1.00
02:40:49.000 We'll jack them. 0.94
02:40:50.000 And every day, now this is not a conspiracy theory.
02:40:53.000 This is a documentary with one of the guys in charge, a military officer, he's so against Cuba, talking about and bragging about how every day they dive bomb like fighter jets down into downtown Havana.
02:41:07.000 They dive bomb below and just scare them every day.
02:41:09.000 And he says this on camera and all proud, like all about waving the flag, all proud because we do that every day because when we decide to attack them, they'll never see it coming.
02:41:18.000 So that's an example of classic military operation, like Operation Northwoods.
02:41:24.000 They have a pattern.
02:41:25.000 They do shit over.
02:41:26.000 So to me, and we have ex-military Air Force and Marine people getting into weather, like getting on the news, reporting the weather.
02:41:41.000 There's two separate guys that are on TV and anytime they look at chemtrails, they'll talk about, well, those aren't real clouds.
02:41:49.000 I don't know what the military is doing up there, but they're spraying a thing called chaff.
02:41:53.000 And chaff is aluminum, barium, and it's to get a radar of the whole area.
02:42:00.000 So that's proving.
02:42:02.000 Whoa, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
02:42:03.000 It's called chaff.
02:42:04.000 They're spraying something in the air so they can get radar?
02:42:07.000 Yes, because of metallic particles, heart.
02:42:10.000 So if you just spray a whole area with, this is what they do in the military.
02:42:15.000 This is not a conspiracy.
02:42:16.000 That's how they do it in the military.
02:42:17.000 They spray aluminum and barium to get a radar map and to jam radars.
02:42:23.000 They jam radars and to map out locations as well.
02:42:26.000 Because it map out locations like you detect the Where all the metallic particles land, you know what I mean?
02:42:33.000 So they do that already.
02:42:35.000 They've been doing that since the 40s.
02:42:37.000 They do cloud seed.
02:42:38.000 And how do you cloud seed?
02:42:39.000 You put barium in the sky, and all these tests of all these people are going there.
02:42:42.000 They're spraying, all the tests are coming back with high levels of aluminum, high levels of barium.
02:42:47.000 And then the military, it's just so happens what the military sprays.
02:42:51.000 It's called, they call it chaff.
02:42:53.000 In the military, it's called chaff.
02:42:55.000 And guess what?
02:42:55.000 They're fucking, I don't know why they're doing it, but they're spraying chaff over a lot of major cities in the United States and all over the world, all over England.
02:43:05.000 They're spraying chaff.
02:43:06.000 And it can be two things.
02:43:07.000 If I was running the elite and I say, you know what?
02:43:09.000 Spray, even make it benign just to throw them off.
02:43:12.000 Just spray, put something in the atmosphere.
02:43:16.000 Get them used to all these weird lines.
02:43:18.000 Don't put any aluminum.
02:43:19.000 Don't put any barium because once they start testing it, they're going to, you know, they'll find out that it's totally benign.
02:43:25.000 But just get them used to it.
02:43:27.000 That's what I would do.
02:43:28.000 I would just get the people used to it so that when it's time, you know, if it gets crazy and a revolution comes, dude, all we got to do is just keep doing what we're doing.
02:43:37.000 They'll never see it coming.
02:43:38.000 People will start dying.
02:43:39.000 Aren't they going to be able to do that?
02:43:40.000 And they don't want them here too, though.
02:43:41.000 Who knows where they're at?
02:43:42.000 And I believe, this is what I believe.
02:43:44.000 I believe that the pilots don't really even know what the fuck they're doing.
02:43:47.000 I believe they think they're like trying to, they're claiming that it's for global warming and it's to protect the atmosphere.
02:43:54.000 That we're at the stage now where we're at the stage now where they're admitting that that's what they're going to have to do.
02:43:59.000 We haven't been doing it.
02:44:01.000 Who's admitted this?
02:44:02.000 Dude, there's so much shit on the government.
02:44:05.000 Go on my YouTube channel.
02:44:06.000 Go on my YouTube channel.
02:44:07.000 Go on my YouTube channel and go on the playlist, chemtrails.
02:44:09.000 I got mad.
02:44:10.000 Dude.
02:44:12.000 You know, what's the difference between Google and YouTube?
02:44:14.000 It's all internet.
02:44:15.000 It's visual shit.
02:44:15.000 Well, that's true.
02:44:16.000 You make the decision.
02:44:17.000 Well, you have to.
02:44:18.000 People are talking on video.
02:44:18.000 You kind of have to.
02:44:19.000 You make the decision.
02:44:20.000 Are they full shit?
02:44:21.000 You look at them and then you look at the evidence, the video evidence.
02:44:24.000 You know, most people thought OJ was guilty and they didn't.
02:44:26.000 There was no pictures.
02:44:28.000 There was no video.
02:44:29.000 Do you know Joey Diaz calls you chemtrails sometimes?
02:44:31.000 Exactly.
02:44:32.000 How's chemtrails doing?
02:44:34.000 Dude, you know what?
02:44:36.000 I think anonymous should be trying to get to the bottom of why the military is spraying aluminum and barium.
02:44:43.000 It fucks our body.
02:44:44.000 I'm looking to, it fucks up our immune system.
02:44:47.000 It fucks up our respiratory system.
02:44:49.000 I think if there is, if there's no barium or aluminum, and they're just, I think they're just getting us used to it because when shit goes down, look at the way shit's going now.
02:44:59.000 They're taking away all our liberties.
02:45:02.000 Look at all the shit, the way they're reacting and battling Occupy Wall Street and all that shit.
02:45:07.000 They're making it illegal to protest in front of this and that.
02:45:10.000 The way that shit's going, it looks like they're trying to control a revolution.
02:45:15.000 What better way to control a revolution to just spray these motherfuckers? 0.99
02:45:19.000 That's the best way.
02:45:20.000 What do you got another way?
02:45:22.000 Show me another way.
02:45:22.000 That's the best way.
02:45:23.000 Get them used to the lines.
02:45:25.000 And then if they get too crazy, we'll just spray them.
02:45:28.000 It'll be so easy to calm them down.
02:45:30.000 We could put anything in those clouds.
02:45:32.000 And it's in the water.
02:45:33.000 It's in the air.
02:45:34.000 Dude, it's brilliant what they're doing.
02:45:36.000 Do you know that there's photos of chemtrails or what looks like chemtrails?
02:45:41.000 Same thing from like the 1940s?
02:45:43.000 They've been doing it.
02:45:43.000 Absolutely.
02:45:44.000 Dude, they've been testing it on.
02:45:46.000 They've been doing it in the military since from the 40s to the 60s on over 300 cities, dude.
02:45:51.000 That's why in 1977, they had to put a halt to it.
02:45:54.000 They had to put a halt to it.
02:45:55.000 It was ridiculous.
02:45:56.000 They were doing it for over 20 years straight.
02:45:59.000 And in the military, that's classic shit.
02:46:02.000 How do you battle?
02:46:03.000 How would you fuck up the enemy?
02:46:04.000 Spray shit all over them, dude, using chemical weapons.
02:46:07.000 That's old school.
02:46:08.000 They've been doing that shit forever.
02:46:09.000 They did it in Vietnam with Agent Orange. 0.92
02:46:11.000 They've been doing it in the Middle East. 0.87
02:46:12.000 They've been doing it World War I, World War II.
02:46:14.000 Just spraying motherfuckers. 1.00
02:46:15.000 That's the chemical warfare?
02:46:17.000 That's the easiest shit.
02:46:18.000 Just fuck them up with the, you don't even have to drop bombs on them. 0.99
02:46:21.000 You don't have to destroy the buildings or anything.
02:46:23.000 Just spray whatever you want.
02:46:25.000 Something that's going to debilitate them slowly.
02:46:27.000 I mean, for people to think that it's impossible, it already happened.
02:46:30.000 They had to stop it in 1977.
02:46:32.000 It was a treaty.
02:46:33.000 This is something you're kind of obsessed with.
02:46:35.000 Dude, I see it every goddamn day.
02:46:37.000 You're absolutely convinced?
02:46:38.000 That's what I'm saying?
02:46:38.000 I'm absolutely convinced.
02:46:40.000 Dude, I don't put anything past.
02:46:41.000 I don't put anything past the government.
02:46:43.000 I believe there's some shady shit going on.
02:46:44.000 Those aren't commercial airlines.
02:46:46.000 I see them coming out of there.
02:46:47.000 Because I pay attention.
02:46:48.000 I think they're like a telescope and shit.
02:46:50.000 Dude, I've been on between Burbank and LAX.
02:46:55.000 I've been on like 10,000 flights.
02:46:56.000 I know the flight patterns.
02:46:58.000 I could look up in the sky and know if that's a commercial airline or if it's a jet.
02:47:03.000 Commercial airlines don't fly straight up like rockets and then come across.
02:47:08.000 If you pay attention, like, you know, birdwatchers, right?
02:47:11.000 Like, how do you know?
02:47:13.000 How do they keep this shit quiet?
02:47:14.000 They do anything they want.
02:47:16.000 This is above, they'll do anything they want, dude.
02:47:19.000 You can't stop them.
02:47:20.000 You think this is just practice?
02:47:21.000 It could be practice or we could be right in the middle of it.
02:47:24.000 How much time during the day do you think about this shit?
02:47:27.000 Every time I drive and I fucking see the sky ruined.
02:47:30.000 But what if it wasn't that?
02:47:31.000 What if it really would just be a challenge?
02:47:32.000 I hope, dude.
02:47:33.000 I hope I'm wrong about chemtrails, dude.
02:47:35.000 Because there's a lot of websites that debunk it.
02:47:38.000 Well, not just one or two, but there's a lot of like scientific websites that really debunk chemtrails.
02:47:44.000 Well, just like there's a lot of websites that debunk 911.
02:47:48.000 All I know is military jets are making fucking clouds, and who knows the exact reason, but we have evidence of military people on a news, on weather reports talking about chaff.
02:48:00.000 They're reporting on the chaff, and they're spraying aluminum and barium in this fucking cloud.
02:48:04.000 Yeah, but I mean, to say that all of that is what you're seeing, and that sometimes, you know, they may have done tests in the past, but what you're seeing when you see this crisscrossing clouds, I mean, if you talk to a pilot, they explain it in that it's just something when atmospheric, when water in the atmosphere encounters the jet engines, and it creates these things.
02:48:24.000 It's a contrail.
02:48:25.000 Contrails.
02:48:26.000 Depending on how much water is in the atmosphere, it can actually create clouds.
02:48:29.000 The numbers that they give out, they have like the temperatures.
02:48:33.000 Give me the temperature of what it needs to be.
02:48:37.000 I need to be like 30,000 feet in the air.
02:48:38.000 Like the humidity and the temperature.
02:48:41.000 They can't, like, what's the difference between contrails and chemtrails?
02:48:44.000 They can give you the difference.
02:48:45.000 But what's the difference?
02:48:46.000 They have come from commercial aircrafts.
02:48:48.000 Do you think they're doing this?
02:48:49.000 No, no, those are contrails.
02:48:50.000 The ones from commercial airlines are contrails.
02:48:53.000 But they look the same, the same sometimes.
02:48:54.000 There's photos of them that show like commercial aircrafts and it looks like a chemtrail.
02:48:58.000 No, no, but if you pay attention And you look at it, you'll see that it disappears.
02:49:02.000 It won't last forever.
02:49:03.000 There's a big difference between the ones that last the whole day and ones that disappear within 30 seconds.
02:49:09.000 The ones that disappear are totally a natural phenomenon.
02:49:13.000 It's the jet engine with the heat with the ice crystals, but it's different.
02:49:17.000 We already know the military sprays aluminum and barium, and we know that when they do that, it leaves shit on the weather report.
02:49:23.000 They have to explain what it is because of the aluminum, because of the barium.
02:49:28.000 The weatherman has to explain that that's just military aluminum and barium.
02:49:33.000 They're explaining that.
02:49:35.000 It's already done.
02:49:39.000 They've been doing it in Abu Dhabi for the past year.
02:49:42.000 They make it rain once a week in Abu Dhabi.
02:49:43.000 They put chemicals in the sky.
02:49:44.000 Yeah.
02:49:45.000 Yeah, it's called cloud seeding.
02:49:45.000 Yeah.
02:49:47.000 Cloud seeding them.
02:49:48.000 I'm sure there's barium or it's either barium.
02:49:51.000 Aluminum or something.
02:49:52.000 Yeah, that's what they're spraying, and that's what they do with chaff. 0.64
02:49:55.000 They do it.
02:49:56.000 What is harp? 1.00
02:49:57.000 What the fuck is harp?
02:49:58.000 You don't know what harp is?
02:49:59.000 I don't know exactly.
02:50:00.000 I know it's scary.
02:50:01.000 Jesse Ventura says it's bad.
02:50:02.000 Dude, it's...
02:50:04.000 It's one of those things where you...
02:50:13.000 It used to be a scientific project.
02:50:18.000 Yeah, they're like shooting something into the ionosphere.
02:50:21.000 It's like a football field filled with all these electrical coils that make like a billion, and they can direct a billion watts into the atmosphere.
02:50:29.000 They're experimenting with the ionosphere or whatever the fuck that means.
02:50:35.000 They're shooting electricity into the atmosphere and experimenting with it.
02:50:41.000 Some people think they're experimenting with weather control and you love conspiracies, though.
02:50:48.000 No, but now it's not a scientific project.
02:50:52.000 Now it's top secret and now it's all Air Force military top secret.
02:50:57.000 They won't tell anybody what it is.
02:50:59.000 It does exist.
02:50:59.000 Punch and harp.
02:51:00.000 It's not a conspiracy.
02:51:01.000 No, no, no, no.
02:51:02.000 It's real.
02:51:03.000 But what they're doing is a conspiracy.
02:51:05.000 Yeah, who knows?
02:51:06.000 Yeah.
02:51:07.000 It's fascinating.
02:51:09.000 It's fascinating.
02:51:10.000 But you fucking love this shit, dude.
02:51:12.000 You get to dude.
02:51:13.000 I hope I'm wrong, dude.
02:51:14.000 I hope I'm wrong.
02:51:15.000 But I really do.
02:51:16.000 I know you do.
02:51:18.000 If someone proved it to me that I was wrong, dude, I would admit it and I would love it and I would feel great.
02:51:23.000 I'd be like, fuck, I don't have to worry about it.
02:51:25.000 So when you read the sites that debunk chemtrails, you just don't find their arguments effective?
02:51:29.000 No, no.
02:51:30.000 It's the same people that think that 911 collapsed do fires.
02:51:34.000 It's those same people, that same mentality, they refuse.
02:51:36.000 It's like a game to them.
02:51:37.000 They just want to be right.
02:51:39.000 You look at all the evidence.
02:51:40.000 We already have evidence.
02:51:41.000 It's military chaff.
02:51:43.000 We already know that.
02:51:44.000 They're already talking about geoengineering.
02:51:46.000 They were talking about it in 1996 that they were going to have to suspend metallic particles in the air.
02:51:50.000 Zachariah Sitchin was talking about this in the 70s, that that was going to happen.
02:51:56.000 That was, you know, he said, that's how the Anunnaki, that's how they, that's how they protected their atmosphere by so-called.
02:52:03.000 How fun is it to get high and talk about the Anunnaki? 0.99
02:52:06.000 I mean, I don't know if the Anunnaki was real or not, but god damn, would it be fun if they were real? 1.00
02:52:11.000 But it would so suck if they were real.
02:52:14.000 If it turned out that we weren't the apex of the biological life of the universe, if we're not the top of the heap, we're fucked, man, because someone's going to treat us the way we treat everything else.
02:52:24.000 So if the Anunnaki are real, you should really hope they're not real. 1.00
02:52:27.000 You should hope that we become the Anunnaki. 1.00
02:52:28.000 You should hope that the Philip Corso Jr. version is the best version.
02:52:32.000 The fact that it's a time machine and we're going to become that in the future, that seems to me to make more sense.
02:52:37.000 There's probably, who knows, man, when it comes to UFOs, every day now, in the science community, in astrophysics, we're finding there's, you get all this information coming out that there's all these new Earths that they're predicting.
02:52:54.000 There's just Earths everywhere and there's life teeming in our galaxy everywhere.
02:53:00.000 On the daily, they're finding evidence like, holy shit, there's probably a billion fucking Earths in our galaxy or some shit.
02:53:07.000 Yeah, it's pretty crazy when you start thinking about the possibilities.
02:53:11.000 That possibilities are endless.
02:53:13.000 They're really crazy.
02:53:14.000 And that life seeds from other planets getting hit by asteroids and it's all a natural product of the process.
02:53:18.000 Dude, think about this.
02:53:19.000 If there's a million Earths in this galaxy, let's just say a million.
02:53:22.000 How many of those Earths are ahead of us in technology? 0.98
02:53:26.000 I'm sure there's some that are not as far as we've come, but there's just the odds.
02:53:33.000 You look at like a scientist, there's a million, right?
02:53:35.000 That you would say, let's just say a thousand are way ahead of us.
02:53:40.000 God damn it, that's a thousand races.
02:53:42.000 A thousand races.
02:53:43.000 There must be a galactic federation.
02:53:45.000 There must be.
02:53:46.000 There must be.
02:53:47.000 I think maybe we get to be like a little bit smarter than this, and then we just blow shit up over and over again.
02:53:53.000 I think that's what we do.
02:53:55.000 There's a possibility that out of all the earths and all the human-like creatures within the front of the line.
02:53:55.000 You know what?
02:54:02.000 Yeah, like maybe 70% of them don't make it.
02:54:05.000 You know, like in the Roman times, there was a 50% mortality rate.
02:54:08.000 When you have a kid, there's 50% chance that it's going to die in Roman times. 0.69
02:54:15.000 So maybe it's like that.
02:54:16.000 Maybe there's 50% chance that we get to a point and we just blow ourselves up because corruption takes over and evil just takes over.
02:54:22.000 And then there's a small percentage.
02:54:24.000 Maybe it's like 10%, 20% of all these Earth-like planets that actually get past that and we all connect and we're all living like that.
02:54:34.000 Like we've seen that when they have like a category one society, you know, level one society and level two that, you know, I think Michio Kaku has done this, like explaining the different levels of, you know, societies that can get to a point where they get away from physical violence, then they can, you know, use, harness the power of the stars, then space travel and all sorts of different categories.
02:54:56.000 And that we're like on the verge of becoming significant.
02:55:00.000 Yeah, there's, there's, I personally believe just based on just basic odds, that there is a galactic federation and maybe we are just, we don't know about it.
02:55:11.000 Maybe the elite know about it and they're communicating with them, but the people we don't want the elite.
02:55:16.000 There are elite, there are people at the top.
02:55:18.000 They're not all at the bottom.
02:55:19.000 There's people at the top.
02:55:20.000 There's a very real, I think, a very real possibility that our number one problem is that we're separated from this idea of how connected we all to each other because Psychedelics are illegal.
02:55:31.000 That's why this world and this country that we live in, this government that we're run under is so fucked up and corrupt because they don't deserve to be in the position they're at.
02:55:38.000 They've never had a life-changing experience to the point where they have experienced that other side of possible reality that comes from the psychedelic experience.
02:55:47.000 You can't get past that.
02:55:48.000 It's unbelievably humbling.
02:55:50.000 And you should be looking for that in a leader.
02:55:52.000 You shouldn't want a leader that hasn't had psychedelic experiences because that's a person that hasn't really faced whatever the fuck that is.
02:55:58.000 When you strip away culture, when you strip away language, and you just see truth and love in this humbling, bare form that just like rips you to your core and makes you sort of rebuild and restructure who you are as a human being.
02:56:11.000 A lot of those motherfuckers have never had that, man. 1.00
02:56:13.000 There's a lot of people that are out there running around flapping their gums that have never really been humbled by life.
02:56:19.000 They've never really been humbled by a psychedelic experience, which is a part of life.
02:56:23.000 It's not just a choice.
02:56:25.000 I think it's a part of life.
02:56:26.000 It certainly is a choice.
02:56:27.000 I mean, don't get me wrong.
02:56:28.000 Don't do it if you don't do drugs and you can't handle even a drink.
02:56:33.000 Don't do anything you're not comfortable with.
02:56:35.000 But it's a part of life, man.
02:56:36.000 That's why it's here.
02:56:37.000 That's why it works on you.
02:56:38.000 The reason why it works is because it's here to work for you.
02:56:41.000 It's a part of you.
02:56:43.000 You're a part of a giant system.
02:56:46.000 Get some mushrooms in your head, bitch. 1.00
02:56:48.000 Right?
02:56:49.000 Yeah, man.
02:56:50.000 I got to take off, bro.
02:56:51.000 I got to end this too.
02:56:52.000 How long did we go?
02:56:53.000 Almost three hours, son.
02:56:54.000 God.
02:56:54.000 Two hours and 57 minutes.
02:56:55.000 Beautiful.
02:56:56.000 Did we do enough MMA?
02:56:56.000 How fun was that?
02:56:58.000 I don't want people pissed off.
02:56:59.000 We did a lot of shit.
02:57:00.000 It was a beautiful thing, man.
02:57:01.000 These conversations are so fun.
02:57:04.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:57:04.000 Effortless.
02:57:05.000 It was great.
02:57:05.000 I love doing that.
02:57:06.000 I'm going to do more of these one-on-one conversations.
02:57:09.000 I think sometimes it's different.
02:57:10.000 You know, it mixes it up a little bit.
02:57:12.000 We got a lot of cool guests this week, though.
02:57:14.000 I think Chael Simmons this week.
02:57:16.000 I'm not sure.
02:57:16.000 I got a call.
02:57:17.000 Dude.
02:57:18.000 Right.
02:57:18.000 That's going to be awesome.
02:57:19.000 When is that?
02:57:20.000 I don't know, soon.
02:57:20.000 Honda Rousey, she's going to be soon.
02:57:22.000 I ran into her at the UFC looking good as ever.
02:57:25.000 And like I mentioned to you before, Kat Von D is interested.
02:57:28.000 Is she really?
02:57:29.000 I would love to have her on. 0.90
02:57:30.000 She's just been on the road.
02:57:31.000 She's been on the road and she's been having like, there's some personal turmoil going on right now, but she wants to go on the coffee.
02:57:39.000 How cool would that be?
02:57:40.000 I love her artwork, man.
02:57:41.000 I love looking at it.
02:57:42.000 She does like a sketchy day.
02:57:43.000 She did.
02:57:43.000 She did my grandma on my chest.
02:57:45.000 It's beautiful, too.
02:57:46.000 It's amazing.
02:57:47.000 All right, that's it, folks.
02:57:48.000 We're going to have a death squad show this weekend at the Ice House in Pasadena on Friday night.
02:57:53.000 It's only 85 seats, and they always sell out.
02:57:55.000 I don't know who's there.
02:57:56.000 It's Freddie Lockhart for sure.
02:57:58.000 Me for sure.
02:57:59.000 Red Band for sure.
02:58:01.000 And a bunch of other talented people in the air.
02:58:02.000 Oh, Tony Henchcliffe, who's going to host it.
02:58:04.000 There's a bunch of talented local guys.
02:58:06.000 And then we do a podcast out of the Ice House called the Ice House Chronicles.
02:58:10.000 And that podcast is only available on Death Squad, which is a different thing on iTunes.
02:58:15.000 It's Brian's whole setup.
02:58:17.000 So we will see you then.
02:58:19.000 And tomorrow, Duncan Trussell is going to come on.
02:58:23.000 And just me and Duncan are going to sit down.
02:58:24.000 And we're going to talk about the universe and figure out this whole squad squabble that he has with Brian.
02:58:29.000 That's the end of the podcast, bitches. 1.00
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