On this episode of the Joe Rogan Experience Podcast, the boys talk about the new Fleshlight flashlight and why women should get them. Also, we talk about sex in a car and how to impress women with where you take them.
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00:07:38.000The only way it wouldn't work is if they weren't actually putting those vitamins and minerals in there, if it was just some fake ass milk powder or whatever, then yeah, it's not doing shit.
00:07:49.000But I'm doing what I can to make sure, you know, because there are nutrients and we have, science has known this.
00:08:12.000Yeah, I've always been into vitamins, but when I started hanging out with you, that's when I really kicked my vitamin game up a notch because I was like, this motherfucker is like super, you were real disciplined about it.
00:09:55.0001,000% of you take acidophilus every day or eat a big thing of yogurt every day because that's why yogurt's good for you because of the active cultures, the friendly bacteria.
00:12:08.000Anytime I get ringworm, it's when I run out of acidophilus and I'm too goddamn lazy to go to the store and I let it, I don't go to the store for like a week.
00:14:44.000Anytime someone complains about, because they're basically buying episodes that are filled with technique and I put them out every two to three weeks.
00:17:48.000It must be like really satisfying watching people, like from the time they first came to you when they didn't know much, to watch them start to tap people and submit people, watching the progress.
00:18:00.000You know what's weird about that is when a guy comes to me and joins my class and it's his first day, inside my initial reaction when someone comes and I meet them for the first time, I want them to say they've been training a year or two.
00:18:14.000It's just going to make my job easier if they have some kind of base going on or some wrestling.
00:18:22.000But the guys that come in with zero experience, 100% green, I'm like, ooh, this is going to be a hard one.
00:18:28.000But they're basically retarded on the ground, like crippled.
00:18:31.000It's like going through rehab with them, putting their legs.
00:18:51.000And I see it so much that when guys come up to me and they're all pumped up and I see how enthusiastic they are and I know they got the fire.
00:18:59.000I know because some guys come in and they don't really want to roll their first couple days.
00:19:22.000They've had like three or four beginners classes and I make them take 24 beginner classes before they can take my classes.
00:19:29.000There's some guys that come to me, you know, three or four classes, and they're just so down.
00:19:33.000Like, I won't, I won't subject a veteran with one of them when they're exchanging techniques and we're drilling because it slows everyone down.
00:19:40.000The beginner's classes, so you know the strategies, the terminology, all that shit, so you don't slow us down in the advanced classes.
00:19:48.00024 beginner classes is enough, you know, but there's some guy, I'll let you roll if you want to roll after the technique and you want to hang out and roll.
00:19:55.000When those guys come up to me and they ask me, you know, I've only had five beginner classes, but can I roll?
00:20:00.000I'm like, dude, you're going to have so much fun, man.
00:23:53.000I think she won like as a blue belt, a green belt, or a blue belt.
00:23:57.000But I had basically taught her the whole way.
00:24:01.000I had basically taught her the whole way and watching this kid, this like real awkward kid, like learn how to get enough confidence to go out there and enter into a martial arts tournament and actually win and like kick this other chick's ass and like go after her.
00:24:16.000Like this did the whole thing to her was like, it was so crazy and empowering to watch someone go from being a complete total novice and to watch just the stuff that I put in their head, just the training that she did with me.
00:24:31.000She went on to become like really good.
00:25:23.000A guillotine, you just got to snatch it and it's got to be under the chin and then you got to know how to close it and twist it and turn it.
00:25:31.000How badass was that where he got it with one arm?
00:25:34.000He had one arm just cinched through and he knew he was not going to lose that arm.
00:25:37.000His squeeze is tight and he tucked that one arm through and then he adjusted his hands.
00:25:41.000That was what and you for people that trained jiu-jitsu, like if you've trained over 10 years, maybe even at five years, you can tell when a guy owns a move.
00:25:52.000Like before he got the tap, the way he wrapped it up, the way he, because it took, you know, when he wrapped up the neck, it probably took another 20 seconds to get the tap, maybe something like that.
00:26:07.000Maybe I would say maybe 10 at the earliest, maybe 20, 15.
00:26:11.000But during that period when Jim Miller was fighting the guillotine, you can just tell the way Nick was like, damn, I never do guillotines like that.
00:26:45.000And people that don't train out there, you got to understand that just like a video game, my video game analogy, not everybody can, even though most people, most black belts can probably figure out that guillotine and teach it what Nick D's is doing, to have it down so good that you can put it on another black belt, a guy trained to defend all that shit all the time.
00:28:07.000The crazy thing about the guillotine is it's probably the easiest choke to learn, yet so few people have mastered it to the point where they're finishing people in big MMA fights.
00:28:18.000Well, people don't realize also there's a whole bunch of weird different grips that people use for these techniques too, which greatly alter the way you apply pressure.
00:28:28.000I mean, you could make really any grip work because there's probably about, I'm going to say, I'm just throwing this number out, five to eight different guillotines out there.
00:29:44.000So even if you grab my hand here, I could still possibly.
00:29:48.000Just for the folks who are listening at home, what he's doing is changing the way his hand is in relationship to his body where you squeeze a person's neck.
00:30:00.000People really don't know how technical it is.
00:30:02.000I mean, the actual technique that's involved in jiu-jitsu.
00:30:08.000It's really an amazing and fascinating sport because it's like an expanded game of chess.
00:30:13.000It's more fascinating than chess because, and you said this, you were the first person to ever say this.
00:30:19.000Someone was talking about jiu-jitsu being chess.
00:30:22.000And you said, yeah, but it's with chess pieces, like this piece can only go like there, you know, or this piece can only go there.
00:30:31.000With jujitsu, it's bodies and strength and all this other stuff.
00:30:35.000It's like, you're like, it's way crazier than chess.
00:30:37.000And I was like, yeah, you know, you really stop and think about it.
00:30:40.000Chess is checkers compared to jiu-jitsu.
00:30:42.000Yeah, I mean, you're dealing with thinking, you're dealing with technique, you're dealing with strategy, you're dealing with patience, you're dealing with knowledge of positions, knowledge of the next step to the next step, knowledge of if this guy does try to counter, he's going to do this, and then I'm going to do that.
00:30:58.000And then if he does that, the only thing left for him is to leave this.
00:31:01.000You know, and you have these little steps that you have in your head if you're an intelligent person and you can think far ahead.
00:31:06.000And if you're going to go against a guy who doesn't have that, you'll always be one step ahead.
00:31:10.000So your mind is an important factor in the whole equation.
00:31:54.000I always say that, but man, it's so damn true.
00:31:57.000And what ends up happening is you end up the people that can hang with sparring without getting, you know, and they get tapped and they don't get all crazy and all burnt.
00:32:07.000Most people take it personal when they get tapped.
00:32:11.000When they tap out, they feel like their weakness has been exposed and they run from the gym and they don't want to tap out in front of other people.
00:38:39.000eddie i would have advised him against doing this he made a video and he made a video of him playing a rapper that wears actually wears black face and it's the concept's really fucking it's it was pretty funny man but people got really mad at you people got really mad explain the concept the concept was that this guy was pretending that he had vitiligo and that he was just he had to cover his whole body just like michael Yeah, just like Michael Jackson.
00:39:08.000So he had a, he was just, the makeup was just to balance out the real color of his skin because he's really black.
00:41:50.000To me, nobody wanted to be white more than Michael Jackson.
00:41:54.000He wanted to be white more than anybody.
00:41:56.000And he got away with it in increments because everybody that's around him, no one's going to say, Michael, what the fuck are you doing to your face?
00:42:26.000He just kept going, kept going, kept building fucking carnival rides and all that shit.
00:42:29.000So to me, the character, back to the character, I was watching this Barbara Walters special and I thought, what if a guy did it in reverse?
00:42:36.000What if there was a white guy that wanted to be black so bad that he used the same excuse?
00:42:44.000Have you seen this video of the tanning lady from New Jersey?
00:48:28.000And this asshole, no money asshole, he's never going to experience that.
00:48:31.000If you've never experienced being way too high in a plane, listening to some Jimi Hendrix while you got your eyes closed, well, you're really freaking out.
00:48:40.000You feel yourself kind of freaking out because you're way too high to just be hanging around a bunch of people you don't know, laying down side by side next to some total stranger.
00:50:37.000Could you imagine if life really was like a comic book movie?
00:50:41.000You know, Obama said on camera, on camera, he's like on some show and he goes, yeah, that's more of like the reptilian side of my brain that would react like that.
00:50:50.000He said some shit like that that I'm sure David Icke is fucking his head's exploding when he hears shit like that.
00:51:41.000But when we were talking about Osama bin Laden, one thing, he believed that there was a conspiracy on the Pakistani side and that they had had Osama bin Laden tucked away like near this big military base for years.
00:51:56.000And they knew about it, but they kept their mouth shut.
00:55:15.000It's unfortunate that there is so much fishy ass shit.
00:55:18.000Because like when you look into the whole Pentagon missile thing, it's one of those things to me where someone starts talking to me about there's a missile hit the Pentagon.
00:55:52.000But when you find out that they really did have the accounting offices right there and that they really were trying to cover up some incredible missing money, how much money was it?
00:56:06.000It was just announced by Donald Rumsfeld the day before that there was a problem and that $2.3 trillion has essentially been swindled and they were going to get to the bottom of it.
00:56:15.000Well, the office where they're going to get to the bottom of it gets hit by a fucking projectile that blows a hole through the side of the building and into the courtyard.
00:56:28.000That is one of the greatest all-time, like, if you wanted to have like a conspiracy where there's actual evidence that makes you go, what the fuck?
00:56:51.000Even if you have an event like 9-11, after the dust settles, so to speak, no pun intended, you would think that after a while, people would go, oh yeah, that 2.3 trillion.
00:57:32.000And there was some video that was released of Barack Obama giving some sort of a speech when he was younger, when he was in college, I think when he was at Harvard.
00:57:39.000And just, you know, it wasn't really that radical at all.
00:57:42.000You know, it was like, and, but the word was that he was going to release something that was going to be damaging.
00:57:48.000Well, the fucking dude wounds up dying, right?
00:58:49.000That seems, that's a little, I would like to sit down with everybody involved in that sort of a situation.
00:58:54.000If I was the mayor, the governor, whoever the fuck would be the one who would have jurisdiction over something like that, I'd like to be the guy who sits down.
00:59:03.000Yeah, and the Pentagon thing, they're like, if a plane of a, like a 747, a commercial airline hit that, there have been lots of planes that went down.
00:59:14.000And what you find is big, giant chunks of the fuselage and suitcases and seats and tennis shoes and legs and body parts.
00:59:24.000That's what happens when a plane crashes.
00:59:26.000There was none of that shit in the only pictures that they show, like the debunker sides, they show pictures, but like real tight shots of like a burned airplane tire and then they show next to it.
00:59:56.000By the way, it would be very easy if the government wanted to release Photoshop images or images of other pieces of wreckage and claim that they...
01:00:07.000How many people were running around taking pictures of the lawn?
01:00:38.000They must have had really detailed images of every single aspect.
01:00:42.000If that was an attack, they would have detailed images of every single aspect of that thing that they could.
01:00:47.000And one of the main witnesses, the chick that was, the black chick that was on Jesse the Ventur show when they did that, she said there was no plane.
01:00:53.000She walked, she thought it was the whole time it was a bomb because there was no evidence of any wreckage or seats or luggage or body.
01:01:00.000I wonder what kind of wreckage you would get though.
01:01:03.000You know, they have shown, they've taken fighter jets and they've remote controlled, flied them, remote flew them into gigantic blocks of concrete.
01:01:12.000They like built this huge wall of concrete and they flew jets into it and the jets just incinerate.
01:01:24.000If you look at 911 like a detective with an open mind, and you have to know what an open mind is first, look at it like a detective would, like you're a CSI.
01:01:35.000Don't just say, oh, those conspiracy kooks, conspiracy nuts.
01:01:39.000That's not what a detective, you'd get fired right away.
01:01:43.000Well, by the way, you've got to realize, folks, and this is absolutely 100% positive.
01:01:49.000There are people that work for the government that are involved in what's called disinformation.
01:01:54.000And one of the things that they will do, and this is a very smart tactic and very clever, they will mix truth with ridiculous bullshit that automatically makes you look like a kook.
01:02:06.000So if you're reading something and it sounds really good and fascinating and then completely ridiculous all at the same time, like someone, then they throw something about alien bases on the moon and that they have the transcripts of these aliens communicating with people.
01:02:22.000Then you go, okay, listen to this fucking crazy bitch.
01:02:25.000Oh man, there ain't no aliens on the fucking moon communicating with Ronald Reagan.
01:02:53.000So when you hear a nutty story, when you hear someone who's saying something completely ridiculous, but also make sense at the same time, they're probably government agents.
01:03:09.000They would train me up through the ranks of being a fucking comedian and then get me into cage fighting commentary and then recruit me to save America from the bad guys.
01:07:46.000This is some ridiculous apocalyptic shit.
01:07:49.000rulers it's just like a Hollywood club right the promoters when they're when their new club dies just like the ancient Samaria died when they're Obama and Dick Cheney are eighth cousins.
01:09:04.000Yeah, Jimmy Kimmel is, it was, you know, it was a really fascinating moment, man.
01:09:09.000He's a brave motherfucker for doing that.
01:09:11.000And he was, and he's goddamn right, you know, and he did what you're supposed to do if you get an opportunity to do something like that, where it's going to be on television.
01:09:20.000He was respectful, you know, but he was still funny, you know, when he was doing a stand-up.
01:09:24.000And then when he had a point about marijuana, he just made the point, man, that real people care about these laws.
01:09:29.000And he didn't go crazy with it and didn't go too far with it.
01:09:32.000But he was, he was, you know, it's fucking true.
01:09:55.000If you're crazy and you're one of those dudes who just wants to drink coffee all day and just get gacked out of your mind on Venti Starbucks, you could have a fucking heart attack.
01:10:03.000You could like, you could stimulate yourself to death.
01:10:18.000Either way, point is, it's the best sign ever of a corrupt government that this magical plant, you know, and people say, oh, you fucking pothead, you fucking queer, with all your magic, what do you want?
01:10:30.000You weed, you fucking baby, you can't survive without weed.
01:10:34.000Those people need weed, first of all, more than anybody, right?
01:11:24.000It has zero psychoactive effect because it's not the only way you have to smoke it or you just have To cook it into an edible form and then eat it.
01:11:32.000But to just eat marijuana, it doesn't give you the psychedelic effects.
01:11:36.000But what it does do, it's a really incredibly healthy plant.
01:12:58.000I wasn't into it till I was 28, so I totally understand where they're coming from.
01:13:02.000I just, you know, I don't want to push anybody into it or anything, but if I'm just going to keep doing what I'm doing and let people know that, you know, most of the important stuff that I do, almost all of it, the important stuff, I do medicated with the sacred plant.
01:13:19.000I feel if I taught a class and I wasn't medicated, that I would be cheating out my students.
01:14:04.000That's when like all my important decisions and ideas come together on my way to jiu-jitsu because I'm so happy that I'm going to show up to a place with a bunch of my boys there and we're going to practice strangling each other.
01:14:16.000And whatever music I've, I got to hear music loud as hell on the way to jujitsu.
01:16:56.000Oh, here he goes with the music again.
01:16:58.000I'm sorry, but I got to talk about the music.
01:17:01.000You don't really need to defend yourself?
01:17:03.000No, it's just, I just want to let people know that, because if I overheard someone saying, dude, that guy fucking just says the same shit over and over, that wouldn't make me feel good.
01:17:15.000Yeah, but it's part of the whole thing.
01:17:18.000You've got to realize that every time you talk, it's probably going to be the first time a fuckload of people hear you.
01:17:23.000And if there's an important thing that you have to get out, important part of your philosophy, an important part of how you got to where you are, you have to say it.
01:21:52.000It actually looks better like Professional Submission League, Rico Ciparelli's old show, that Hicks and Gracie tournament, where just, it's like blood sport, just a flat mat, just like Abu Dhabi, a big flat mat.
01:22:02.000That's where combat jiu-jitsu is going to shine.
01:24:37.000By the way, the truck, for folks who don't know what the fuck we're talking about, it's a position where you have one leg tied up of your opponent with both of your legs.
01:24:46.000It's kind of like you have his back, but you're at a perpendicular angle.
01:24:50.000Yeah, and you have what's essentially a lockdown from underneath of this guy's leg.
01:24:55.000So you got his leg completely stiffened out, and you're sort of controlling him with it.
01:25:00.000It's a great position that a lot of people don't sort of capitalize on.
01:25:04.000And it was a rare moment on CBS, or excuse me, on Fox.
01:25:11.000It's because I was trying to correct my earlier mistake about Jake Shields submitting Nick Thompson because it was on Elite XC, not Strike Force.
01:25:18.000I kept that shit in the back of my head all this time.
01:26:25.000And by the way, you know, Eddie and I actually had a conversation about this fight before, and we were like, you know, what do you think is going to happen in that fight?
01:26:31.000And like, look, I love watching Paul Harris crush dudes, but I love Alan Belcher, too.
01:26:36.000I'm just hoping to see a good experience.
01:26:46.000He brought in Dean Lister and Daniel Marai, high-level jiu-jitsu players, and especially Dean Lister because he's always been known on the West Coast as a leg lock master.
01:26:57.000He submitted Kakareko with a leg lock.
01:27:30.000You have to have so much confidence to just throw yourself at that guy like in a ground war and come out of it on top and stay in his guard and beat the fuck out of him from his world.
01:27:39.000Yeah, that's the first time I ever had a conversation with Alan Belcher.
01:27:43.000He beat the shit out of somebody and I'd never talked to him before.
01:27:47.000And I'm pretty sure, you know, all those UFCs, eight straight years of UFCs, I get them all mixed up, but I'm pretty sure it was in London or something like that.
01:29:02.000You know, I've worked out with him a few times now.
01:29:05.000And when you work out with a guy and he sort of explains his philosophy for teaching this and why you're doing that, there's very few guys who could do it as good as Duke does.
01:31:31.000First of all, he looks like he's like they just grabbed him from under a bridge, pulled the needle out of his arm, and just washed him down and put him in front of a camera.
01:31:40.000I mean, he couldn't look any more unhealthy.
01:31:43.000And it's so sad to listen to him talk because, you know, at one point in time, you know, you go back to like when he was on Rocky, dude, he was a movie star.
01:32:36.000Nobody was more nervous than him fighting.
01:32:38.000That was always something he had to overcome.
01:32:43.000Before every one of his fights, they talk about it in interviews, like the pre-fight stuff is how nervous will he be and will it affect his cardio?
01:35:34.000And I was only out of school for a year.
01:35:36.000You know, when I was a senior in high school, which was 1988, my mother wanted me to fight in the Kansas City Gold Gloves, which is a turn I fit on my own.
01:39:04.000I think Burt Reynolds is at this point where it's become like a Joan River sort of a thing, where it's just, he's off the tracks and into the woods.
01:40:22.000But the problem is, I do a joke about it saying that it's like moving a bunch of really healthy people into a neighborhood where everybody's dying.
01:40:35.000You know, most people in my family, my mom, said they're like kind of half fish bald, like bald over here, a little bit of bald over there.
01:40:42.000So if you patch up the spots where it's gone a little bit, and then you're looking pretty good for a couple of years, and then the other spots start falling off.
01:41:15.000I was so worried about my hair because growing up, I had long hair, and that was back when long hair got you mad, pussy, and it was everything to me.
01:41:22.000I would have nightmares about having short hair, you know.
01:42:03.000Yeah, and then some guy down in that, when the machados were down in that Redondo Beach, some surfer dude goes, bro, man, you should just wear a diver's hood, man.
01:42:21.000This dude told me where I went to a surf shop, bought a diver's hood, like a scuba fucking store, bought a diver's hood, and I would wearing the diver's hood on its own and grappling, because it did hold all my shit together.
01:45:56.000You know, talk about it really openly.
01:45:58.000Like, hey, man, I'm just trying to cling to youth.
01:45:59.000But for a lot of people, that's like a really shallow thing to say.
01:46:02.000Like, I know a lot of people who consider themselves very well educated and they consider themselves to be pretty astute in their understanding of how other people see them.
01:46:13.000And so they avoid saying shit like that.
01:46:15.000They avoid saying shit like, I'm just trying to hold on to my youth.
01:46:17.000They don't want to admit that because it's a frivolous thing.
01:46:20.000It's not a thing for a serious man to consider.
01:58:27.000You know, it was like something new to him.
01:58:29.000And it was all his, he could, like, he had sort of, or he was one of the first guys to really branch out on the internet and do his own shit with his show.
01:58:36.000The Tom Green showed live on the internet.
01:58:55.000Old school Tom Green used to put dog shit on a mic and just see how people stupid were, stupid people were on the street.
01:59:03.000When they see a camera and a guy come up to them with the mic, they're so thrilled about being on TV.
01:59:09.000They don't want to believe it's bullshit.
01:59:11.000They see the shit right in front of their face, literally.
01:59:13.000They'll put dog shit on a mic and start talking to people and interviewing people.
01:59:17.000And they'll smell it, they'll look at it and still continue with the interview, hoping, just not even thinking that they're being goofed on.
01:59:53.000And in this world of weirdos that you meet, you know, you can meet some people that are famous that are just fucking crazy or weird or nuts or too much or you can't take them or they're too egocentric or whatever.
02:00:06.000It's nice when you meet a guy, like Everlast.
02:00:08.000Nice when you meet a guy who could just hang out.
02:02:18.000So when Marty confronted me about this, or offered me rather this and discussed it with me, I shouldn't say confronted because that sounds like hostile, doesn't it?
02:03:49.000First of all, because Louis C.K., the first guy to do it and make this a popular choice, he charged five bucks.
02:03:55.000So you can't charge more than the innovator.
02:03:57.000He's completely fair in the right way to do it.
02:04:00.000He did it perfect, and you got to follow his lead.
02:04:02.000You shouldn't charge any more than that.
02:04:04.000So I think there's nothing wrong with what anybody's doing by asking for some sort of a membership fee just to just to work off some of the bills.
02:04:15.000There's a lot of people that would be happy to pay five bucks to listen to Adam Carolla every month.
02:04:19.000I mean, it's a part of their daily grind.
02:04:21.000I mean, for what costs a couple cups of coffee a month.
02:04:25.000I mean, I don't know how much he charges, but Adam has some sort of a Ustream thing.
02:04:28.000But for a lot of people, man, they fucking love that show.
02:04:30.000Adam Carolla's show is super fucking popular.
02:04:34.000He's a big part of a lot of people's lives.
02:04:36.000There's nothing wrong as long as it's reasonable.
02:04:38.000The beautiful thing is that it can be reasonable, like five bucks.
02:04:41.000And because of the internet, it really can benefit the artists, like you, like, you know, your jiu-jitsu website.
02:04:53.000It's not like the old days where you had to go through some sort of a manufacturing company who would put the DVDs together for you and a marketing company who would put it on the shelves and talk to, well, we got you in at Walmart and, you know, you had to get in at all these different places.
02:05:06.000This was just a couple years ago, man.
02:05:08.000Just a couple years ago, one of my last DVD deals that I did.
02:05:11.000I remember, you know, one of the big things, I had to go and sit and I had a meeting with these dudes that are this big DVD distribution company.
02:05:19.000And they were pitching to me how they can get my DVD in all these different stores all over the country.
02:07:15.000If they want to learn jiu-jitsu online, is it possible to just go to a regular school and like learn all your shit online and then go to the school and just bring a laptop or bring an iPhone?
02:07:41.000You could go to a Gracie Baja school and jump on my website and for five bucks extra, you get to learn all the stuff that they're not teaching there because most Gracie Baja schools don't teach rubber guard.
02:07:51.000They don't teach all the stuff that we saw the Korean zombie do.
02:09:09.000But I love these things because these revelations, they're always in like some weird hotel conference room.
02:09:17.000There's like a podium and there's like a bad slideshow.
02:09:21.000It's not, you know, not quite fascinating.
02:09:25.000And this guy is talking about how in the presentation, I'll just read what it says.
02:09:33.000The details of the alleged Roswell craft are talked about at length.
02:09:36.000A particular interest was information about the so-called extraterrestrial biological entities, which contained two brains.
02:09:44.000One was organic and thought to control the beings, and the other one was laced with crystal electronics that's still not understood to this day, which was thought to connect the beings with the craft through time.
02:09:56.000It is purported that these beings are essentially artificial intelligence From our own future, and that their crash caused a bifurcation of our timelines and altered our history.
02:10:07.000The most mind-boggling aspect of this story and the theory that the Air Force, etc., are operating under is that as a result of this timeline split and the subsequent advancement in technology from reverse engineering, that we, or the military, are now on a timeline of technological evolution that will eventually create the very same craft and beings that actually crashed in Roswell in 1947.
02:10:49.000I mean, we're working so hard right now.
02:10:51.000Not we, not you, not I, but scientists are, to figure out all kinds of crazy things that are going to alter the very way we interact with the universe.
02:10:58.000Look what the fuck's going on with this Large Hadron Collider.
02:11:01.000Look at this quark gluon plasma that they've created.
02:11:37.000Kurt Godell, who came up with it, I remember reading about it, who was a mathematician, but it needed, you needed something like an object the size of the solar system and it had to be going backwards fucking faster than the speed of light.
02:11:49.000It's just, there's like a lot of weird shit there.
02:11:54.000If you travel out in space at the speed of light and then like for, you know, a week and then come back at the speed of life, something like that, that you're going to come back to a planet that's like 500 years older.
02:13:59.000Maybe we are living in some sort of a manufactured reality.
02:14:03.000I've been thinking that more and more lately as things get weirder and weirder.
02:14:07.000You know, when that Joseph Coney guy, the guy who had the campaign against Joseph Coney, and then a few days later, they made like fucking insane amounts of money.
02:14:15.000And the way they had their sponsorship or their charity rather set up, it was really fucked up.
02:14:19.000Like they got a lot of money out of it before the money actually got to anybody that was overseas.
02:14:25.000You know, it was really kind of a scam.
02:14:27.000But then the guy went crazy and wound up masturbating in the street in San Diego and acting really gay and flailing his arms around and talking really gay.
02:15:06.000When you see a guy like Mitt Romney and Mitt Romney talk to that kid who was the medical marijuana patient, he was like, are you going to arrest me?
02:15:30.000That's a guy who's not addressing a person who is in pain, a person who's just been dealt a terrible hand by life, and is telling him that there's a substance that gives me, a very unfortunate person, some relief.
02:16:40.000The Democrats have their own specific line of problems, like sticking their dicks in chicks' mouths and all kinds of freaky shit that Clinton did.
02:16:47.000And then the Republicans got their issues too.
02:16:48.000And everybody's got their own little thing.
02:17:05.000I mean, if you really look at the actual game, how it is played, the game of capitalism, the game of global imperialist capitalism that we're experiencing right now, living here in America, in the balls of the dick that's fucking the world.
02:17:20.000If you really look at it, it really is an amazing goddamn movie.
02:17:23.000It feels like someone wrote this shit down.
02:17:54.000He's been broken since he was a child.
02:17:56.000What you're going to get is those kids in college that are listening to this and they're realizing that these guys in their 40s are telling them about life.
02:18:05.000And they're telling them about it in a very honest way and letting them know, listen, man, you are not going to live forever.
02:18:10.000And the only way you're going to enjoy this life is if you create less negative energy than you receive from life.
02:18:18.000If you put forth a positive result and a positive influence and a positive reaction to you being on this planet.
02:18:25.000That's how you're going to have a good life.
02:18:27.000You are not going to have a good life if it's just me, me, me, kunta, kanta, kanta, taking over the world, fucking over everybody.
02:18:33.000You're going to, after a while, you don't realize how much money you have.
02:18:37.000Once, you know, why would you want $100 million when you could be happy and comfortable with 10 or 20 and not have to fuck over the world?
02:18:46.000They're just caught up in this fucking crazy game.
02:18:48.000You know, where a person is super successful and they made $100 million fucking over the world, they probably could have made $30 or $40 million and done it the right way and still been just equally as wealthy.
02:18:59.000You don't realize $100 million or $50 million.
02:19:02.000These crazy assholes that want to own everything.
02:19:04.000You know what you realize when you don't have enough, you can't afford a good dinner, you can't afford to heat your house, you can't afford to live in a nice neighborhood where your kids are safe and they play in front of your house, you can't afford to pay for cable.
02:19:15.000But once you get paid for all that and you have a nice car, you have food on your table, it becomes a matter of what are you trying to get with that money?
02:19:23.000Where are you trying to get your happiness from?
02:19:25.000Because if you're trying to get your happiness purely through objects, that shit's ridiculous.
02:19:29.000Or purely through monetary accomplishment, that's ridiculous.
02:19:53.000We became cunts to protect ourselves from cunts.
02:19:56.000And we've been doing it from the fucking get-go.
02:19:59.000The real problem in this country is that there's a lot of us that aren't like you or I. And they're the ones who are representing us in the world.
02:20:08.000They're the ones who are making all these decisions.
02:20:10.000They're the ones who are doing all these fucking crazy backroom deals that make all kinds of ridiculous shit that's horrible for the economy legal.
02:20:19.000Just so a few people can extract millions of dollars from the system.
02:20:23.000And it ain't you and it ain't me, man.
02:20:24.000And there's something you said to me once a long time ago and it really stuck with me.
02:21:23.000The representative votes for president.
02:21:24.000There's all these special interest groups that are funding these politicians and money's coming from fucking soap manufacturers that want to keep pouring a certain amount of shit every year into the river and make it okay.
02:21:37.000And the way to fix it is not with these guys that are in place.
02:21:39.000It's letting these old motherfuckers die off and letting the new people come in.
02:21:44.000Letting these people, like the guys who own Google, these young motherfuckers that are smart and figured shit out and just said, let's just take over everything.
02:21:51.000Maps, email, fucking, let's make a browser.
02:21:58.000Let's just get nuts and let's just control this motherfucker and do it with a company that's ethical and do it with a company that's nice to their employees.
02:22:05.000Do it with a company that gives them a big cafeteria and takes care of everybody.
02:22:09.000It's nice to know that there's good people out there.
02:22:44.000I don't know who he is or what his name is, but that's what he was saying.
02:22:47.000He seemed to be an expert on the whole anonymous thing.
02:22:52.000And he said that they're shutting down websites that really no one cares about, but the perception that they have power is actually giving them the power because then people rally behind them and that kind of thing.
02:23:07.000even though they're shutting down like you know, an FBI website that's just like a homepage or something, I'm not sure exactly what they're doing, but the perception that they have power will actually give them power.
02:23:16.000Because if everybody in this country decided to look at the government and look at all the shady shit that's going on an unbiased way, like a detective, if everyone just decided to look at all the evidence and clear their mind and have an open mind, man, I think the power will be shifted back to the people.
02:23:35.000I think it's just that so many people, like the propaganda, and the power has ever really been in the people.
02:23:41.000You know how strong that power, that propaganda is?
02:23:44.000Just the fact that Mitt Romney is the best candidate that the Republicans can come up with, that alone tells you there's some shit.
02:23:54.000Well, you, first of all, to be a representative, to be a president, okay, we have already established pretty much that that's just a figurehead.
02:24:01.000With George Bush, we sort of established that he wasn't really the president.
02:24:04.000He was the guy that's in that position, and they've, you know, whatever, vote him in, however he got there, he got there, and then everything behind the scenes was obviously working without him.
02:24:14.000Dick Cheney was the one who was in the bunker.
02:24:16.000Well, after all that 9-11 shit was going down, he was the one that was hiding.
02:24:20.000That guy was essentially the mastermind for the fucking global empire that is the United States.
02:24:24.000He moved all the pieces into place, made sure a lot of people profited, and got away with some fucking pretty insane shit.
02:24:29.000So since that's the case, you got to realize, well, in order to be the figurehead, in order to be the guy, the main guy, you can't have a fucked up past.
02:24:37.000You can't have like some Herman Kane type shit where you got a lot of bitches on the side and you're banging them and then, you know, the National Inquirer starts finding out about shit.
02:24:51.000They can find out if you did some shady shit in business in the past.
02:24:55.000They could find out if you fired one of your employees and she charged you with sexual harassment and then she's going to tell some crazy story about you whipped your dick out in the washroom or something.
02:25:48.000I don't think in our time, dude, we're going to ever see anybody that wants to give the power to the people.
02:25:54.000I think we just need a much more ethical sense of rule.
02:26:00.000You know, I think giving power to the people is real tricky, man.
02:26:04.000The reason why this whole system is set up that way is because way back in the day, the founding fathers, even though they had a great idea what this country could be and great expectations, they also knew you can't just completely give power to the people.
02:26:48.000Yeah, there's a connection between, according to the people that have the bloodline mastered all the way back to ancient Sumer, 13 bloodlines, so 13 states.
02:26:58.000It's like they made sure they had someone from each bloodline running that state so that it stays in the blood or stays in the family.
02:27:06.000How could they possibly keep that going all these years and not have anybody know about it?
02:27:35.000I mean, I don't know shit about architecture.
02:27:37.000Isn't it possible if they just did a shit job of designing that building, somehow or another, fire which uniformly spread through the entire building and caused like the upper layer to collapse and then it all simultaneously collapsed?
02:29:42.000If it wasn't on video, if there wasn't on video and people just, it was just word of mouth, like there was a tower seven and it fell, but no one got it on video, then it would be, you know, it would be like, you know, you'd have to really look into it and really take the word of all these witnesses.
02:31:29.000He won an $861 million award from Industrial Risk Insurers to rebuild on the site of World Tower 7 because his estimated investment was only $386 million.
02:31:41.000So he net a profit of roughly $500 million.
02:32:47.000CIA had control of Hollywood and they have their power in there.
02:32:52.000And I believe this is like every documentary on the National Geographic channel that goes over 911 or any kind of conspiracy theory, that the narrators are just making fun of conspiracy theorists and conspiracy theorists.
02:33:50.000The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms.
02:33:53.000The SEC, NAIC Securities, Salomon Smith-Barney, Solomon Smith-Barney, American Express Bank International, Standard Chartered Bank, Provident Financial Management.
02:34:05.000It's all like these fucking big giant banks and government all together.
02:35:32.000Just to play devil's advocate, it also could be that the firemen had said there's some dangerous creaking and noises and they think that this building's going to fall down.
02:37:13.000But this, see, I don't like fucking with my own head.
02:37:16.000So whenever I look at something like this, I have to factor in all these different things.
02:37:20.000I have to factor in possible incompetence, the need and desire to think that everything's a conspiracy to the point where, like I said, people have convinced other people that I am some sort of a government agent.
02:37:43.000And you think about it when they're like, if you were part of the elite, there's a lot of smart motherfuckers.
02:37:49.000I'm sure they're brilliant people part of the elite.
02:37:52.000If you were in charge of coming up with ways to keep the power and to take liberties away and to take the power from the people, like really, I bet, I'm just guessing the people at the top, there are people at the top.
02:38:05.000I bet they're really concerned with keeping their power and however they keep that.
02:39:33.000Are you absolutely convinced that chemtrails are chemicals and that it's not just a reaction between the moisture in the atmosphere and the turbines and the jet engines?
02:40:50.000And every day, now this is not a conspiracy theory.
02:40:53.000This is a documentary with one of the guys in charge, a military officer, he's so against Cuba, talking about and bragging about how every day they dive bomb like fighter jets down into downtown Havana.
02:41:07.000They dive bomb below and just scare them every day.
02:41:09.000And he says this on camera and all proud, like all about waving the flag, all proud because we do that every day because when we decide to attack them, they'll never see it coming.
02:41:18.000So that's an example of classic military operation, like Operation Northwoods.
02:42:55.000They're fucking, I don't know why they're doing it, but they're spraying chaff over a lot of major cities in the United States and all over the world, all over England.
02:43:28.000I would just get the people used to it so that when it's time, you know, if it gets crazy and a revolution comes, dude, all we got to do is just keep doing what we're doing.
02:44:49.000I think if there is, if there's no barium or aluminum, and they're just, I think they're just getting us used to it because when shit goes down, look at the way shit's going now.
02:44:59.000They're taking away all our liberties.
02:45:02.000Look at all the shit, the way they're reacting and battling Occupy Wall Street and all that shit.
02:45:07.000They're making it illegal to protest in front of this and that.
02:45:10.000The way that shit's going, it looks like they're trying to control a revolution.
02:45:15.000What better way to control a revolution to just spray these motherfuckers?
02:47:33.000I hope I'm wrong about chemtrails, dude.
02:47:35.000Because there's a lot of websites that debunk it.
02:47:38.000Well, not just one or two, but there's a lot of like scientific websites that really debunk chemtrails.
02:47:44.000Well, just like there's a lot of websites that debunk 911.
02:47:48.000All I know is military jets are making fucking clouds, and who knows the exact reason, but we have evidence of military people on a news, on weather reports talking about chaff.
02:48:00.000They're reporting on the chaff, and they're spraying aluminum and barium in this fucking cloud.
02:48:04.000Yeah, but I mean, to say that all of that is what you're seeing, and that sometimes, you know, they may have done tests in the past, but what you're seeing when you see this crisscrossing clouds, I mean, if you talk to a pilot, they explain it in that it's just something when atmospheric, when water in the atmosphere encounters the jet engines, and it creates these things.
02:50:18.000Yeah, they're like shooting something into the ionosphere.
02:50:21.000It's like a football field filled with all these electrical coils that make like a billion, and they can direct a billion watts into the atmosphere.
02:50:29.000They're experimenting with the ionosphere or whatever the fuck that means.
02:50:35.000They're shooting electricity into the atmosphere and experimenting with it.
02:50:41.000Some people think they're experimenting with weather control and you love conspiracies, though.
02:50:48.000No, but now it's not a scientific project.
02:50:52.000Now it's top secret and now it's all Air Force military top secret.
02:51:44.000They're already talking about geoengineering.
02:51:46.000They were talking about it in 1996 that they were going to have to suspend metallic particles in the air.
02:51:50.000Zachariah Sitchin was talking about this in the 70s, that that was going to happen.
02:51:56.000That was, you know, he said, that's how the Anunnaki, that's how they, that's how they protected their atmosphere by so-called.
02:52:03.000How fun is it to get high and talk about the Anunnaki?
02:52:06.000I mean, I don't know if the Anunnaki was real or not, but god damn, would it be fun if they were real?
02:52:11.000But it would so suck if they were real.
02:52:14.000If it turned out that we weren't the apex of the biological life of the universe, if we're not the top of the heap, we're fucked, man, because someone's going to treat us the way we treat everything else.
02:52:24.000So if the Anunnaki are real, you should really hope they're not real.
02:52:27.000You should hope that we become the Anunnaki.
02:52:28.000You should hope that the Philip Corso Jr. version is the best version.
02:52:32.000The fact that it's a time machine and we're going to become that in the future, that seems to me to make more sense.
02:52:37.000There's probably, who knows, man, when it comes to UFOs, every day now, in the science community, in astrophysics, we're finding there's, you get all this information coming out that there's all these new Earths that they're predicting.
02:52:54.000There's just Earths everywhere and there's life teeming in our galaxy everywhere.
02:53:00.000On the daily, they're finding evidence like, holy shit, there's probably a billion fucking Earths in our galaxy or some shit.
02:53:07.000Yeah, it's pretty crazy when you start thinking about the possibilities.
02:54:24.000Maybe it's like 10%, 20% of all these Earth-like planets that actually get past that and we all connect and we're all living like that.
02:54:34.000Like we've seen that when they have like a category one society, you know, level one society and level two that, you know, I think Michio Kaku has done this, like explaining the different levels of, you know, societies that can get to a point where they get away from physical violence, then they can, you know, use, harness the power of the stars, then space travel and all sorts of different categories.
02:54:56.000And that we're like on the verge of becoming significant.
02:55:00.000Yeah, there's, there's, I personally believe just based on just basic odds, that there is a galactic federation and maybe we are just, we don't know about it.
02:55:11.000Maybe the elite know about it and they're communicating with them, but the people we don't want the elite.
02:55:16.000There are elite, there are people at the top.
02:55:20.000There's a very real, I think, a very real possibility that our number one problem is that we're separated from this idea of how connected we all to each other because Psychedelics are illegal.
02:55:31.000That's why this world and this country that we live in, this government that we're run under is so fucked up and corrupt because they don't deserve to be in the position they're at.
02:55:38.000They've never had a life-changing experience to the point where they have experienced that other side of possible reality that comes from the psychedelic experience.
02:55:50.000And you should be looking for that in a leader.
02:55:52.000You shouldn't want a leader that hasn't had psychedelic experiences because that's a person that hasn't really faced whatever the fuck that is.
02:55:58.000When you strip away culture, when you strip away language, and you just see truth and love in this humbling, bare form that just like rips you to your core and makes you sort of rebuild and restructure who you are as a human being.
02:56:11.000A lot of those motherfuckers have never had that, man.
02:56:13.000There's a lot of people that are out there running around flapping their gums that have never really been humbled by life.
02:56:19.000They've never really been humbled by a psychedelic experience, which is a part of life.
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