The Joe Rogan Experience - April 03, 2024


Joe Rogan Experience #2130 - Coleman Hughes


Episode Stats

Length

3 hours and 10 minutes

Words per Minute

177.81204

Word Count

33,808

Sentence Count

3,080

Misogynist Sentences

27

Hate Speech Sentences

82


Summary

On this week's episode of the Joe Rogan Experience, Joe talks about his recent appearance on The View with Sunny Hostin, his new book, and why he thinks Ben Shapiro should debate him in a debate. Plus, he talks about why he doesn't like The View, why he's not a fan of The View and how he feels about the way they portray him in their show. And, of course, he also talks about how much he's been getting wrong about Ben Shapiro and why they should debate each other in a real debate, not just on TV, but in real life. Joe also gives his thoughts on why Ben Shapiro is a douchebag and why you should vote for him to debate him. Also, he's got a new book coming out called "End of Race Politics: Arguments for a Colorblind America" and it's out now. Check it out on Amazon! Subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts! Subscribe on iTunes Learn more about your ad choices. Rate, review and subscribe to our new podcast, The O.C.O.P.E.R.Y. Podcast! Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Music by Ian Dorsch Download MP3 by Cracksmith Audio Book by Pond5 Music by Skynyrd and Stellium Records All Good Things by Mr. McElroy Thank you for listening to the pod, Kevin McLeod and Kevin McAfee Thanks for listening and supporting the podCastle of the pod! and Good Morning America! - Kevin Mclean Good Morning Podcast by Kevin McDonough Good Morning, Good Day, Good Life, Good Night, Good Dreams, Good Thoughts, Good Blessings, Good Rights, Good Morning and Good Dreams and Good Luck, and Much More. -Kevin Mclean - Check it Out! -- Thank You! --Kevin McLeod, Kevin McKinnon -- Kevin McAllister, Thank You, Kevin and Kevin McKee -- Kevin McAnally & Kevin McEllain -- Good Day Podcasts by Kevin McKeedy -- Please Rate Me Out! -- Thank Me Out? -- Check It Out, Thank Me, Love You, Love, Bless Me Out, Bless You, Lord Bless Me, Good Love, God Bless, Bless, Love & Good Bless, -- Love, Lordy, Bless & Bless, Jude


Transcript

00:00:01.000 Joe Rogan Podcast.
00:00:03.000 Check it out.
00:00:03.000 The Joe Rogan Experience.
00:00:06.000 Train by day.
00:00:07.000 Joe Rogan Podcast by night.
00:00:08.000 All day.
00:00:13.000 What's up, Coleman?
00:00:14.000 Good to see you.
00:00:14.000 I'm good, man.
00:00:14.000 Good to see you again.
00:00:15.000 What's cracking?
00:00:16.000 Well, I'm good, you know.
00:00:18.000 You're great.
00:00:19.000 You got a new book.
00:00:19.000 Got a new book.
00:00:21.000 End of Race Politics, Arguments for a Colorblind America.
00:00:24.000 Yeah, I saw you on The View.
00:00:26.000 Yeah.
00:00:26.000 Yeah, so that's been overwhelming my past couple days.
00:00:30.000 Yeah.
00:00:31.000 Is that annoying?
00:00:31.000 No.
00:00:32.000 No?
00:00:32.000 No, no.
00:00:33.000 I mean, it's just...
00:00:35.000 When I was on there, I really had no idea how it was going to land with the audience.
00:00:39.000 So I just went in there, did my thing.
00:00:42.000 I had no idea what to expect.
00:00:43.000 I didn't know who Sunny Hostin was.
00:00:45.000 I actually still really don't know.
00:00:47.000 So I wasn't expecting necessarily for her to kind of try to ambush me in that way and attack my character in that way.
00:00:55.000 And I responded to it in the moment as I do.
00:00:57.000 And I didn't expect it to go as viral as it did, but I think it arguably went more viral than anything I've ever done.
00:01:07.000 It's hard for me to totally tell, but I just got people messaging me almost nonstop for like four days afterwards.
00:01:13.000 Well, it is the show that people love to hate.
00:01:15.000 Yes, that's true.
00:01:16.000 They get so much hate watching and hate watching viral clips of them saying ridiculous things.
00:01:23.000 I mean, it is a rabies infested hen house.
00:01:28.000 And at the same time, it seemed like the most interesting part was their audience seemed to be on my side.
00:01:34.000 Yes.
00:01:34.000 Yes.
00:01:35.000 And that's their audience.
00:01:36.000 Yes.
00:01:36.000 Well, their audience is not really their audience.
00:01:38.000 Their audience is a group of people they bring in to watch television shows.
00:01:43.000 I don't know if you've ever seen audiences before for TV shows, but a lot of them are paid.
00:01:49.000 They're paid to be there.
00:01:50.000 Because they have to guarantee that there's going to be people there.
00:01:53.000 So there's services that you hire.
00:01:55.000 And when a show gets really, really popular, like Letterman or something like that, obviously it has its own Fanbase right those people will try to get tickets before anybody else does and in that case They probably don't need to use a service anymore.
00:02:10.000 They just get actual fans But arguably like the fans the real fans of the view that are like all these ladies are on point Most of those people can't leave the house like they're probably right immobile right right right because they're their moms taking their kids to school and and that's yeah,
00:02:27.000 yeah It's a very strange show, but it's fun to watch.
00:02:32.000 It's just fun to watch them.
00:02:33.000 It's good entertainment.
00:02:34.000 Yeah.
00:02:35.000 Undoubtedly.
00:02:36.000 Well, they're just, you know, it's interesting because I think Sunny is very intelligent, but she's ideologically captured.
00:02:41.000 Right.
00:02:42.000 You know, I think the other ones, there's a couple of the other ones, I don't have to name any names, are just very dull-minded.
00:02:49.000 But I think Sunny's not one of them.
00:02:51.000 I think she's smart, but captured.
00:02:53.000 Sure.
00:02:53.000 I think she came into it with an agenda.
00:02:55.000 Yeah.
00:02:55.000 Of course.
00:02:56.000 They do everything with an agenda.
00:02:58.000 She came into it, it seems, really wanting to paint me as someone that has been co-opted by the right wing.
00:03:06.000 And I don't know how much research she had done into me.
00:03:09.000 She claimed to have read my book twice, which is almost certainly not true.
00:03:15.000 Yeah.
00:03:15.000 Because she was totally mis-summarizing.
00:03:17.000 When did the book come out?
00:03:19.000 February.
00:03:20.000 The odds are very low.
00:03:22.000 Very low, right?
00:03:23.000 Yeah, very low.
00:03:24.000 Think of how many guests they have on their show, how much time she has.
00:03:27.000 How many things you have to do, family, obligations, what is it, about 250 pages?
00:03:31.000 Something like that, yeah.
00:03:32.000 I don't think so.
00:03:33.000 Yeah.
00:03:34.000 But I mean, I might be wrong.
00:03:35.000 Do you have an audiobook available?
00:03:37.000 I do, yeah.
00:03:38.000 I read it myself.
00:03:38.000 Maybe she did it at double speed twice.
00:03:40.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:03:41.000 So I sounded like Ben Shapiro the whole time.
00:03:46.000 Have you ever listened to Ben Shapiro on like 1.5 times?
00:03:48.000 No, it's got to be ridiculous.
00:03:50.000 Yeah, it's insane.
00:03:51.000 Ben Shapiro should debate Destiny.
00:03:53.000 Oh my god.
00:03:54.000 No, they did.
00:03:55.000 They did debate.
00:03:56.000 Did they really?
00:03:57.000 Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
00:03:57.000 They did.
00:03:57.000 About what?
00:03:59.000 Who hosted them?
00:03:59.000 Was it Lex?
00:04:00.000 Was it Lex?
00:04:01.000 Was it?
00:04:02.000 I could be getting that wrong, but I think Lex hosted a debate like two months ago.
00:04:06.000 Well, he had a debate a couple of months ago, but it was a Palestine.
00:04:10.000 No, no, that was separate.
00:04:11.000 I also saw that.
00:04:12.000 Oh, they did?
00:04:14.000 Yeah, there you go.
00:04:14.000 That guy debates everybody.
00:04:16.000 Yeah.
00:04:17.000 It's so ridiculous.
00:04:18.000 He does a Wikipedia search and then just starts going after things like he's an expert.
00:04:24.000 It's just...
00:04:25.000 It's a fun time.
00:04:27.000 It's a really fun time.
00:04:28.000 Fun time for watching people flail.
00:04:31.000 Yeah, for sure.
00:04:32.000 But I think the problem with that show is that show has this very specific ideological bubble in which they operate in.
00:04:41.000 And they always bring on a token conservative woman and they yell over her and silence her.
00:04:46.000 They did that with Meghan McCain and they did that with the...
00:04:49.000 Who is that other blonde woman from Survivor?
00:04:52.000 Do you remember her, Jamie?
00:04:54.000 She was always yelling.
00:04:55.000 It's a bizarre show.
00:04:58.000 So we had eight minutes and America's approach to race.
00:05:05.000 Pretty big topic.
00:05:07.000 Pretty important topic.
00:05:08.000 I think the way you described it is brilliant and the way we should all look at it.
00:05:15.000 Of course you're gonna see race.
00:05:17.000 The idea of being colorblind is ridiculous.
00:05:19.000 But treat everybody.
00:05:20.000 They're just human beings.
00:05:21.000 Everybody's just individuals.
00:05:23.000 That's right.
00:05:23.000 That's what we should all hope for.
00:05:25.000 That's right.
00:05:25.000 Yeah, there's been this common phrase, I don't see race.
00:05:29.000 That's equated with colorblindness.
00:05:31.000 And the point in my book is I want to say, get rid of that.
00:05:34.000 Of course we see race, certainly in America, in the West.
00:05:36.000 You could argue about whether children really see race, but past a certain point, we see race.
00:05:42.000 The point is not to pretend you don't see it.
00:05:43.000 It's to say, you know, you're a white guy.
00:05:46.000 I'm a black and Hispanic guy.
00:05:49.000 We notice that.
00:05:50.000 We're not going to pretend it's not there, but whenever it matters, I'm going to try to treat you like an individual based on your personal qualities, and we're going to ask the government to do the same.
00:06:00.000 Get race out of public policy.
00:06:01.000 If you want to help disadvantaged people, do that on the basis of class.
00:06:06.000 100%.
00:06:06.000 And understand that when you see these incentives that are put into corporations, these are methods of control.
00:06:14.000 And that's what's going on when you see things like DEI initiative.
00:06:19.000 You're not really making the world a better place.
00:06:22.000 You're just allowing these financial institutions to enact control over corporations.
00:06:28.000 And it's a really shifty, weird way they're doing it by making it seem like they're trying to make the world a better, more equal place.
00:06:36.000 And then there's some people who are good intentioned but have a very narrow perspective and a very limited amount of information that they're operating under that will try to pretend that these things are overall good, are net positive.
00:06:53.000 And Sonny Hostin may be one of those people, but, you know, so we had eight minutes to deal with this topic on one of the biggest platforms in the country, and especially an audience that isn't my typical audience.
00:07:04.000 If anything, the View's audience is really who needs to hear my message the most.
00:07:09.000 And Sonny decided to take up a few minutes of that precious eight minutes and attack me as someone who's been co-opted by the right and someone who's a charlatan.
00:07:20.000 And...
00:07:21.000 Did she use the term charlatan?
00:07:22.000 She did.
00:07:23.000 It's funny because I actually didn't notice it in real time.
00:07:26.000 I kind of went in one ear and out the other.
00:07:28.000 How did she say it?
00:07:30.000 She said something like, a lot of people in the black community, implicitly herself included, think that you've been co-opted by the right and that you're a charlatan.
00:07:41.000 Oh, wow.
00:07:42.000 Yeah.
00:07:42.000 And I explained to her I've only voted twice, both for Democrats, Hillary and Biden, very open to voting for Republicans.
00:07:50.000 So I'm a political independent, and I'm only young enough to have voted twice.
00:07:56.000 I'm an analyst at CNN, and I write for the Free Press, which is Barry Weiss's.
00:08:00.000 And I'm independent in all those endeavors, and I patiently explained that and then basically asked her to go back to the topic that we're here to discuss.
00:08:09.000 Yeah, well, it's a dumb way of addressing a thing and to immediately say that someone's been co-opted with no evidence whatsoever.
00:08:17.000 There's nothing about anything that you say that seems right-wing to me.
00:08:21.000 You're just objectively looking at these subjects and giving a very intelligent and measured opinion of them.
00:08:30.000 Just because some people who happen to vote Republican may agree with you, that's a ridiculous statement that you're co-opted.
00:08:40.000 I think you're probably one of the least co-opted people I've ever talked to.
00:08:44.000 You're very open-minded and you're very objective.
00:08:48.000 I try to be.
00:08:49.000 I try to be.
00:08:51.000 But, you know, I would argue, even if I were co-opted, hypothetically, that doesn't make my argument here right now wrong.
00:09:00.000 Right.
00:09:01.000 Because people that are co-opted sometimes say true things.
00:09:04.000 Yes.
00:09:05.000 So even if I were, I would say it's still an ad hominem attack.
00:09:08.000 It's to the person rather than to the argument.
00:09:11.000 Yes.
00:09:11.000 So let's get on to the issue.
00:09:12.000 Yes.
00:09:13.000 And I think people, part of the reason it went viral is because What people have told me is you very rarely see someone who gets a character attack on a big TV platform, calmly expose it as evidence-free, and then just move back to the topic.
00:09:28.000 Yeah, well, that was beautiful that you did that.
00:09:30.000 And that's how everybody should approach these things.
00:09:32.000 And the problem is that's not what people want to do.
00:09:35.000 What they want to do is engage in argument and try to win.
00:09:39.000 And it's not really about...
00:09:41.000 Having an open mind and listening to what this person has to say and trying to figure out whether or not it resonates with you Instead they're just trying to win and trying to win in this weird sound bitey way, you know Those platforms whether it's the view or any of the number of these panel platforms are so inherently flawed Just in this just the way it's formatted You only have a small amount of time.
00:10:07.000 You have all these people talking.
00:10:13.000 They can't compete with internet shows because internet shows are free.
00:10:22.000 I don't mean free like you don't have to pay for it.
00:10:24.000 I mean free like they're free to talk about anything.
00:10:26.000 There's not a producer in your ear.
00:10:28.000 There's not someone saying we have to cut the commercial.
00:10:30.000 There's not, you know, executive meetings before talking about an agenda that you would like to like this.
00:10:37.000 We have to hammer him on this.
00:10:39.000 And this is really important with the election coming up and this and that.
00:10:42.000 I'm like, God, the whole election coming up thing freaks me out because I think everybody's in this weird like...
00:10:49.000 Pre-battle anxiety stage, you know, and everything is life or death and this goddamn phrase that gets tossed around every five minutes.
00:11:01.000 It's just a threat to democracy.
00:11:04.000 Everything is a threat to democracy, except things that actually probably are a threat to democracy.
00:11:09.000 You see people talking about the threats to democracy.
00:11:13.000 And they ignore intelligence communities censoring social media, which should be terrifying to people.
00:11:20.000 It should be terrifying to people because this could happen on the left, on the right.
00:11:26.000 It could happen for a number of reasons.
00:11:28.000 It could happen for reasons that would be terrible for your life.
00:11:32.000 Yeah.
00:11:33.000 RFK was on CNN, I think, yesterday.
00:11:36.000 And he said something that I think I've said before privately and I feel, which is that I think America would survive four more years of Trump or four more years of Biden.
00:11:45.000 Truthfully, I think America and the Republic is strong enough to survive either.
00:11:51.000 Neither one of them is a very good option, in my view.
00:11:53.000 I think we're given two very bad options.
00:11:56.000 But I also think...
00:11:57.000 Don't move to Canada.
00:11:59.000 I think we're going to be okay.
00:12:00.000 Don't move to Canada.
00:12:01.000 Canada's even worse.
00:12:02.000 Canada's a mess.
00:12:04.000 But people don't like that opinion because I think we enjoy the existential stakes of politics, even if it might not be there every time.
00:12:14.000 Yeah, I agree.
00:12:16.000 Now, I disagreed.
00:12:17.000 Back in 2015, 2016, when I was hearing how Trump was speaking on Muslims on the registry, all this kind of stuff, I was one of the people that was worried he would be a fascist.
00:12:30.000 Truthfully.
00:12:31.000 But then what happened is we had four years of governance from him where he basically governed like a typical Republican and in some ways even had some policies that were to the left of what Republicans would do.
00:12:43.000 For instance, on criminal justice reform, he was very progressive.
00:12:46.000 He made funding for black colleges and universities permanent, which if Obama had done either of those things, he would have been criticized as playing left-wing identity politics.
00:12:57.000 Right.
00:12:57.000 And so I slowly realized that there is a pretty big distance between what Trump says and what he does.
00:13:05.000 I don't understand that fact about him, but I think it is a fact about him.
00:13:10.000 And so that's why I don't feel alarmist the way I did when I voted for Hillary in 2016, really voted against Trump.
00:13:20.000 Now, that being said, Trump is a wild guy and is difficult to predict.
00:13:24.000 I don't think he's someone you want behind the wheel in a crisis time.
00:13:29.000 And then, on the other hand, we have Biden, who has clear evidence of cognitive decline, vying for what's supposed to be the most important and challenging job in the world, certainly in the country, and people essentially claiming that it doesn't matter that he has obvious cognitive decline.
00:13:49.000 Which is hilarious.
00:13:50.000 Not only that, but gaslighting you, saying that that's his superpower.
00:13:53.000 Did you see that article?
00:13:54.000 No, I didn't.
00:13:55.000 Biden's age is his superpower.
00:13:57.000 Seth MacFarlane retweeted it.
00:13:59.000 I agree.
00:13:59.000 I couldn't have stated this any better myself.
00:14:01.000 Like, what are you talking about?
00:14:02.000 What are you talking about?
00:14:04.000 One way I've thought about it is...
00:14:08.000 There's so much BS in politics.
00:14:10.000 One of the great things about the market is that it's honest, because if you lie, you lose money.
00:14:14.000 So if you look at when lots of money is on the line, who do people want leading their organizations?
00:14:20.000 Look at the NBA, look at the MLB. Who do people get as head coaches?
00:14:23.000 Usually people in their 50s is the median age.
00:14:26.000 Because you've been around long enough that you've made a lot of dumb mistakes that 20-year-olds and 30-year-olds make, and you've learned those things that you can only learn with age.
00:14:37.000 But, you know, in your 50s, you've still got the vast majority of your cognitive power there and your energy, if you're healthy, that is.
00:14:45.000 So that's really the sweet spot.
00:14:46.000 We want a president somewhere in our 50s.
00:14:49.000 We don't want a Biden.
00:14:51.000 No, we want someone with life experience and hopefully someone that doesn't exist solely in politics.
00:14:57.000 Like someone who hasn't become, their roots haven't been deeply entrenched in the system.
00:15:04.000 Someone who can maybe have some sort of an outsider's perspective that can look at the problems with the current situation and the way things are structured.
00:15:13.000 The way money is allocated and the way funding is done, the way bills are passed and Which is a giant issue, like when they sandwich these 2,000-page bills with a bunch of stuff that has nothing to do with it.
00:15:26.000 It should be illegal.
00:15:27.000 It shouldn't be legal to have a bill about what's a popular topic, the border issue, the border crisis, and embed in that funding for Ukraine.
00:15:38.000 It doesn't make any sense to couple those issues.
00:15:41.000 A few months ago, So basically, you've had the Biden administration ignoring the border issue for several years because they wanted to signal sort of how non-Trump they were, right?
00:15:53.000 And the border is Trump's issue.
00:15:54.000 So Biden comes in, he says, we're going to undo everything Trump did with the border, even though a lot of those policies are actually widely supported and smart.
00:16:05.000 So they undo everything.
00:16:06.000 The migrant crisis goes to hell in the past two or three years, even now infiltrating cities like Chicago, New York, everywhere.
00:16:15.000 And then you have Biden finally get serious about the border a couple months ago with the border bill.
00:16:22.000 And Trump gives the signal essentially that it's not a good bill, even though it really was a pretty decent bill and certainly in an emergency you want to stop the bleeding.
00:16:34.000 Then Trump signals that the bill isn't good enough and Republicans kill it, essentially.
00:16:40.000 So I think both sides have tried to spin this, right?
00:16:44.000 The Democrat spin has been, look, the Republicans destroyed that bill.
00:16:49.000 They don't even care about immigration.
00:16:51.000 The whole thing's their fault.
00:16:52.000 Of course, what's wrong with that is the reason it's this bad is because Democrats have been ignoring the issue fully for two, three years.
00:17:01.000 Why do you think that is?
00:17:03.000 Does anybody have anything to gain by letting migrants into the country?
00:17:07.000 Tim Dillon says that he thinks that it's cheap labor and that they want to bring more cheap labor into the country and that it's very difficult to get people to do certain jobs.
00:17:19.000 That's why libertarians partly like illegal immigration.
00:17:22.000 That would be more of a Koch brothers policy though.
00:17:26.000 I mean, that's why they, that's why Bernie Sanders called, called open borders or Koch brothers policies because cheap labor.
00:17:32.000 Interesting.
00:17:33.000 Yeah.
00:17:33.000 But that wouldn't apply necessarily to Biden.
00:17:36.000 Like, okay, so someone like Biden, I understand you, you, you might argue, okay, are they letting people in because those are going to be the Democrat voters?
00:17:44.000 Uh, those are going to increase the Democrat voters base.
00:17:47.000 I don't know.
00:17:48.000 Does Biden care about that?
00:17:49.000 I don't think so.
00:17:50.000 Biden's not going to be around in 10 years.
00:17:52.000 Well, I don't think Biden's making decisions.
00:17:54.000 You don't think he is?
00:17:55.000 No.
00:17:56.000 You think it's his circle at this point?
00:17:58.000 Yeah, I think he's so far gone.
00:18:00.000 This is what I said when he was running.
00:18:03.000 I was saying, you're going to leave it up to his cabinet.
00:18:06.000 He's not able to form...
00:18:09.000 Listen, when you see him at debates or at press conferences, he's at his very best.
00:18:14.000 And he's probably medicated.
00:18:16.000 They probably juice him up with a bunch of different things.
00:18:19.000 And get him hyped.
00:18:20.000 Let's go!
00:18:21.000 Roll him out there.
00:18:23.000 And then, even then, he can't form sentences.
00:18:27.000 He loses track of what he's talking about.
00:18:31.000 That's him at his very best.
00:18:33.000 What is he like when he's tired?
00:18:35.000 What is he like when he's not primed?
00:18:37.000 I do not think that he even has the interest in doing that.
00:18:43.000 I think he wanted to be president.
00:18:44.000 He got to be president.
00:18:46.000 He has all these people around him.
00:18:47.000 And just even by the way he talks about things, he's so out of touch with the way he's describing things and talking about bills that they pass and talking about important issues.
00:18:58.000 I just think he's completely out of it.
00:19:00.000 And I think it's a really...
00:19:03.000 It's very unfair.
00:19:04.000 And if that was my father, I would be terrified.
00:19:08.000 I'd be sad.
00:19:09.000 I'd be like, what are you doing to him?
00:19:11.000 He should be relaxing somewhere.
00:19:13.000 You know, he's embarrassing himself.
00:19:16.000 It's not fair.
00:19:18.000 Take a person that's in cognitive decline like that and just parade him out there and use him as a figurehead.
00:19:25.000 It's just crazy.
00:19:26.000 And if you look at the difference between him now and him in 2020, he didn't look great in 2020, but he looked like he could handle himself.
00:19:33.000 Right.
00:19:34.000 It's a huge difference now, and just extrapolate that three more years.
00:19:39.000 Yeah.
00:19:39.000 How is he going to be dealing with Putin and Iran and Israel in three years?
00:19:45.000 He's not.
00:19:46.000 He's not doing it now.
00:19:48.000 It's someone else forming the policies.
00:19:50.000 They have the White House press secretary who got busted for using his Twitter account.
00:19:54.000 You saw that?
00:19:55.000 Oh, no, I didn't see that.
00:19:57.000 She...
00:19:58.000 She accidentally used her account and she tweeted, when I was running for president, they deleted it, but everybody caught it, obviously.
00:20:06.000 And obviously there's the Kamala liability.
00:20:09.000 Oh, yeah.
00:20:10.000 That's a hilarious one.
00:20:11.000 The Kamala fans are my favorite.
00:20:14.000 Who are they?
00:20:15.000 I got a guy.
00:20:16.000 I got a guy.
00:20:17.000 I don't want to say his name.
00:20:18.000 I'm trying to be respectful, but he's a comedian that's out of his fucking mind.
00:20:22.000 He's one of them blue no matter who.
00:20:25.000 He's operated a He's got this cognitive dissonance.
00:20:30.000 It's very bizarre.
00:20:32.000 Yeah.
00:20:33.000 My dad was in an econ club with Kamala in college.
00:20:36.000 Really?
00:20:37.000 Yeah, there's a photo of them.
00:20:38.000 There's only eight kids in the club.
00:20:40.000 So it's this tiny photo of my dad and Kamala Harris and six other people when they were like 22 or something at Howard University.
00:20:48.000 What's his perspective?
00:20:49.000 He doesn't remember her at all.
00:20:51.000 Interesting.
00:20:52.000 And now she's Vice President of the United States.
00:20:54.000 Yeah, she didn't make an impression.
00:20:56.000 One heart beat away.
00:20:56.000 She didn't make an impression.
00:20:57.000 A dying man at the helm.
00:21:00.000 Yeah.
00:21:01.000 I mean, she could sneak up behind him at any moment and end it.
00:21:03.000 At any moment.
00:21:05.000 Yeah.
00:21:06.000 At any moment.
00:21:07.000 It's crazy.
00:21:08.000 And it's so American.
00:21:11.000 It really is.
00:21:12.000 We're just a goofy ass country.
00:21:15.000 Yeah.
00:21:15.000 We're amazing and it's pretty cool, but it's also, we crawl so far up the ass at anybody.
00:21:24.000 Yeah.
00:21:45.000 We're good to go.
00:22:02.000 This mantra over and over, Russia collusion, Russia collusion.
00:22:06.000 And then they'll pretend that they didn't say that he never won the election.
00:22:11.000 They'll pretend.
00:22:12.000 They pretend that they didn't question the election.
00:22:15.000 They'll pretend that Hillary Clinton didn't do multiple speeches where she said that the election was stolen.
00:22:21.000 He's not a legitimate president.
00:22:23.000 Russia stole the election with no evidence.
00:22:25.000 Yeah.
00:22:25.000 But when he questions the election, it's a threat to democracy.
00:22:28.000 Right.
00:22:29.000 It's just so convenient.
00:22:30.000 And there's just...
00:22:32.000 We live in this bizarre news cycle where this information is coming at you so fast, you kind of forget about what the thing you were mad about two days ago that could affect the rest of the country for decades.
00:22:42.000 Right.
00:22:43.000 And you're just on to the next, on to the next.
00:22:45.000 I think in particular in America, we...
00:22:47.000 We're very hard on our politicians.
00:22:50.000 And that's actually the idea of the country from the start is there's no kings here.
00:22:54.000 Right.
00:22:54.000 Right.
00:22:54.000 And you go to other places in the world, people worship or pretend to worship their politicians.
00:22:59.000 You can sort of see why someone would want to be in that position when you see the crowds of people fainting over Hitler's speeches and all that stuff.
00:23:08.000 Well, you could see why someone would want to have crowds fainting over them.
00:23:12.000 In America, you get some admiration, but it kind of just looks like you get your life ruined.
00:23:17.000 Well, at least half the country's going to hate you.
00:23:19.000 Even a president that's popular like Obama, during his administration, at least half of the country hated him.
00:23:27.000 Totally.
00:23:27.000 And that's a horrible place to be.
00:23:29.000 It's a horrible feeling to be that person and know that...
00:23:33.000 There's all these people that think you're a Muslim plant.
00:23:36.000 You were born in Kenya.
00:23:38.000 Or you wear a tan suit and now it's on the news cycle how much of an idiot you are for wearing a tan suit.
00:23:42.000 A tan suit!
00:23:43.000 It's a nice suit.
00:23:45.000 What is wrong with the color tan?
00:23:47.000 Why does a suit have to be dark blue or black or whatever it is that everybody thinks it has to be?
00:23:52.000 That's so bizarre.
00:23:54.000 Because he could wear a tan shirt somewhere and give a speech, like if he's at his home or something like that, and he just addresses the press in a casual manner.
00:24:03.000 That's fine.
00:24:04.000 Right.
00:24:04.000 But when you're being serious, I want you to put on your serious outfit.
00:24:08.000 Your serious outfit can't be tan.
00:24:10.000 Right.
00:24:11.000 People ask me all the time why I don't get into politics or people expect me to get into politics because they see me on The View.
00:24:18.000 Well, thank you.
00:24:19.000 You get it.
00:24:20.000 You get it.
00:24:21.000 They see me on something like The View and they say, wow, I like this guy.
00:24:25.000 He keeps his cool under pressure.
00:24:26.000 He stands for what I believe in.
00:24:28.000 Why don't you run for office, man?
00:24:30.000 I'm like, are you crazy?
00:24:32.000 Are you absolutely insane?
00:24:34.000 Why would I do that to myself for such a...
00:24:38.000 I even doubt how much change you could even have, frankly, which is why I... As much as I admire someone like RFK for his charisma, in the sense that he's the only candidate that if he talks for five minutes off the cuff,
00:24:54.000 I find it really compelling.
00:24:56.000 I think he's very honest.
00:24:58.000 Whether you agree with him or disagree with him, I think he's very honest, and he's also very well-read in everything that he talks about.
00:25:05.000 And there's a lot of things that are very uncomfortable to discuss that he discusses openly and willingly.
00:25:12.000 And when you look at that man's background, and this is a thing that people choose to ignore when they want to talk about him as a conspiracy theorist.
00:25:21.000 This is the big one.
00:25:21.000 They always bring up conspiracy theorists.
00:25:24.000 That guy stopped the polluting of the Hudson River.
00:25:28.000 I mean he was a very effective environmental attorney that was dedicated to making sure that corporations couldn't just wantonly pollute things because it was more profitable for them to not pay attention to where their waste goes.
00:25:43.000 He held them to task, and he's one of the primary reasons why the Hudson River's clean.
00:25:47.000 Right.
00:25:48.000 That guy.
00:25:49.000 I've heard that.
00:25:50.000 I never looked into it, but if true, it's very impressive.
00:25:53.000 But beyond that, just in terms of charisma and speaking...
00:25:58.000 Nobody holds a candle to RFK, I think, who is neither Biden nor Trump, right?
00:26:02.000 If you just say, give a 10-minute speech off the cuff, RFK is going to give a way more charismatic, way more interesting speech than either of them.
00:26:09.000 Agreed?
00:26:10.000 Agreed.
00:26:11.000 So that's what I... I feel when I listen to him.
00:26:16.000 At the same time, when I look throughout history, I somehow have a blanket skepticism of how much change politicians can actually accomplish, even good ones, in a system like America's, where the president has intentionally very limited power over domestic policy.
00:26:34.000 They can actually make a lot of change in foreign policy, because they have kind of unilateral decision-making ability.
00:26:40.000 And then secondly, I always check myself because I think the charismatic politicians are always the ones that are able to lead people into really dark corners.
00:26:53.000 It's always the ones with charisma that are able to use that charisma power to get people to support things they never ordinarily would support.
00:27:02.000 It's the old adage that no one who wants to be president should be allowed to be president.
00:27:06.000 Right.
00:27:06.000 Right.
00:27:07.000 And Hitler had charisma.
00:27:09.000 Not from my perspective or your perspective, but as a historical fact, if we were Germans living at that time, we would experience those Hitler speeches that look silly to us as charisma.
00:27:19.000 Have you seen the Hitler speeches with AI translation to English?
00:27:23.000 No.
00:27:24.000 I've seen subtitles, but they put the voice into English?
00:27:27.000 They changed the voice, which is a new technology that they're actually employing with podcasts.
00:27:32.000 Spotify now has the ability to take this podcast with you and me.
00:27:35.000 And just for, I think it's like 30 seconds of your voice and my voice, they can have us speak fluent German, Spanish, and French right now.
00:27:45.000 And they're going to expand it to a bunch of different languages and just put podcasts out.
00:27:50.000 In different languages for different countries.
00:27:52.000 That's awesome.
00:27:53.000 Yeah, it's fascinating.
00:27:54.000 So they did it with Hitler.
00:27:55.000 You should watch it.
00:27:56.000 We'll play it for you.
00:27:57.000 Can we play it or will we get in trouble?
00:27:59.000 I have no idea.
00:27:59.000 Let's find out.
00:28:00.000 Let's find out.
00:28:01.000 Because YouTube is...
00:28:02.000 The jump...
00:28:04.000 I can just say this.
00:28:05.000 From just staying entirely on Spotify to now we're everywhere.
00:28:10.000 Dealing with YouTube is so bizarre.
00:28:13.000 Like, people can claim copyright for things that are 100% not theirs.
00:28:18.000 Interesting.
00:28:18.000 But if they claim it, then they can monetize your show.
00:28:23.000 They take all the money from your show.
00:28:25.000 So then you have to remove it, and then you have to fight it.
00:28:27.000 Right.
00:28:28.000 And you have to figure out, like...
00:28:28.000 If you play two seconds of a song...
00:28:31.000 Is it two seconds?
00:28:33.000 How many seconds?
00:28:34.000 It's not two seconds.
00:28:34.000 It's like over six or something, I think.
00:28:36.000 I don't know.
00:28:37.000 Okay.
00:28:37.000 Six seconds of a song.
00:28:39.000 They claim...
00:28:40.000 They can monetize your entire podcast.
00:28:42.000 Damn.
00:28:42.000 It's fucking bizarre.
00:28:44.000 That's crazy.
00:28:44.000 But it's dumb.
00:28:46.000 It's dumb.
00:28:47.000 There's things that you should be able to talk about.
00:28:49.000 If there's a popular song, like Wet Ass Pussy.
00:28:52.000 Like, look at the moral decline of America.
00:28:54.000 Listen to this.
00:28:54.000 I don't cook.
00:28:55.000 I don't clean.
00:28:56.000 I got this wet ass pussy.
00:28:57.000 It's like, you should be able to play that and just go, what the fuck are we doing?
00:29:02.000 This is wild.
00:29:03.000 Right.
00:29:03.000 And entertaining and fun and a great song.
00:29:05.000 So this is Hitler, and this is also AI-enhanced colorized too, which is interesting.
00:29:12.000 So when we would hear Hitler's speech, I was like, we're going to crush the enemies and kill the Jews!
00:29:19.000 That's all I thought it was.
00:29:20.000 A lot of it is...
00:29:22.000 Yeah, give me the original.
00:29:27.000 My work for right, if you believe that I was a place.
00:29:33.000 Okay, stop right there.
00:29:34.000 Pause, pause.
00:29:35.000 I hear that.
00:29:37.000 Hold on.
00:29:39.000 I'm sorry.
00:29:40.000 I hear that and I get terrified.
00:29:41.000 Oh yeah, because all of German sounds terrifying.
00:29:44.000 To the English ear, yeah.
00:29:47.000 It's such an aggressive language.
00:29:50.000 And when you hear Hitler yelling it, it's so aggressive.
00:29:53.000 And then when you hear what he's actually saying, you're like, oh, this is like a regular politician.
00:30:02.000 My work for correctness.
00:30:05.000 Whether you believe that I have been diligent, that I have worked, that I have advocated for you in these years, that I have been decent, I have spent my time in service of my people.
00:30:17.000 Now cast your vote.
00:30:19.000 If yes, then stand up for me as I have stood up for you.
00:30:26.000 That's incredibly creepy.
00:30:28.000 Bizarre, right?
00:30:29.000 Oh my god.
00:30:30.000 Very bizarre.
00:30:31.000 Wow.
00:30:32.000 Because we have these misconceptions, these preconceived notions, because of obviously all the evil things he actually wound up doing.
00:30:37.000 Yeah.
00:30:38.000 Which are real.
00:30:39.000 But also just the cultural filter of the way German sounds to the American ear.
00:30:44.000 It's a harsh language.
00:30:45.000 Yes.
00:30:46.000 Well, there's many languages like that.
00:30:48.000 We just don't have a cultural context to put that, especially the sounds.
00:30:54.000 Have you heard German-Arabic?
00:30:58.000 No, what's that?
00:31:00.000 This is Muslim speaking with their German, so they have a German accent.
00:31:09.000 Oh, okay.
00:31:10.000 And they're speaking in Arabic.
00:31:12.000 Okay.
00:31:12.000 And it's very strange because it's like you're hearing both things.
00:31:16.000 Right.
00:31:17.000 And then there's also people that are Muslims that are speaking in Germany and they're talking about Islamic issues in German.
00:31:29.000 It's strange because you're looking at this Islamic cleric speaking German.
00:31:33.000 You're like, yo, this is wild.
00:31:35.000 Wow.
00:31:36.000 There's something about those...
00:31:37.000 Japanese is another one, when someone is very aggressive.
00:31:41.000 I find Japanese beautiful.
00:31:42.000 It's beautiful.
00:31:43.000 But I grew up watching a lot of anime, and I think that influences it.
00:31:47.000 Well, I was influenced heavily by Japanese culture as a kid, obviously with martial arts, but also by Miyamoto Musashi, who, when I was a young man, that book, The Book of Five Rings, was essentially my guidebook for life.
00:32:02.000 What is that about?
00:32:03.000 It's a book of strategy by this man Miyamoto Musashi.
00:32:07.000 And Miyamoto Musashi was a ronin who killed 60 men in one-on-one combat.
00:32:12.000 And he was arguably the most famous.
00:32:16.000 My whole right sleeve is Miyamoto Musashi.
00:32:19.000 And he wrote this book, The Book of Five Rings.
00:32:22.000 And it was essentially...
00:32:25.000 Calling for a balanced life to perfect your craft, no matter what it is.
00:32:32.000 But he was essentially saying that for someone to be a great warrior, you also have to be a great poet.
00:32:38.000 You have to be able to do calligraphy.
00:32:40.000 You have to be able to do art.
00:32:41.000 You have to have a balance.
00:32:42.000 You can't just be this angry, emotional killing machine.
00:32:47.000 You will not see everything.
00:32:50.000 You must be balanced.
00:32:52.000 And this is a guy that's speaking from intense...
00:32:57.000 Actual experience.
00:32:58.000 Sword fighting people.
00:32:59.000 Which is probably the most intimate way to kill a man.
00:33:02.000 And he got so good at it, sometimes he would show up with wooden swords and kill people with wooden swords.
00:33:07.000 Because he just didn't feel like their technique was good enough for him to justify using an actual sword.
00:33:13.000 So he'd beat them to death with oars.
00:33:15.000 So they would come at him with a sword and he would have like an oar from a boat.
00:33:20.000 And he would just fuck them up with an oar.
00:33:23.000 Jesus Christ.
00:33:24.000 He was a fascinating guy.
00:33:25.000 So I can see how you kind of reflect that.
00:33:28.000 I mean, you're like this big guy and you do mixed martial arts, but you also do yoga and you pay attention to the world.
00:33:37.000 And so that kind of makes sense that that's where you come from.
00:33:40.000 Yeah, that was my guidebook.
00:33:42.000 When I was a young man and I was fighting, I was trying to figure out how to control my emotions and my anxiety and what's the most effective way to approach something that's absolutely terrifying.
00:33:54.000 Like, how can you approach it?
00:33:56.000 Because you have to be scared.
00:33:57.000 Because if you're not scared, you lose your edge.
00:34:00.000 You have to have an edge.
00:34:01.000 Like, every time that I ever competed where I was, like, overconfident, I fought terribly.
00:34:06.000 Even if I won, I was very ashamed of my performance.
00:34:10.000 You have to be scared, and it's something that no one wants to be.
00:34:13.000 No one wants to be scared.
00:34:15.000 It's an awful feeling.
00:34:16.000 Before you're competing, you're like, why am I even fucking doing this?
00:34:20.000 Like, why am I risking my literal life for no money to do this thing that's fucking insane?
00:34:26.000 Like, I'm gonna go out there and kick someone in the face, and they're gonna try to kick me in the face, and if I get hit, I'm going unconscious, and I'm going to the hospital.
00:34:33.000 So, I read a bunch of psychology books, I read a bunch of self-help books, I read A lot of Anthony Robbins stuff.
00:34:43.000 I've read a lot of different things trying to figure out what's the best way to manage the mind.
00:34:47.000 But the thing that I really gravitated towards was this one book because of the history of this man and the way that he speaks.
00:34:55.000 And he has this quote that I use all the time.
00:34:57.000 And if you've heard it before, I'm sorry, but I'm going to say it again.
00:35:00.000 Once you know the way broadly, you can see it in all things.
00:35:04.000 And this was...
00:35:06.000 What I applied...
00:35:07.000 I think you applied to many disciplines in life.
00:35:10.000 But it's understanding that to get great at something, to really understand something, it requires this intensive observation of what the thing is...
00:35:23.000 What your flaws are, what your strengths are, and approach it in this very balanced way.
00:35:29.000 And if you can do that, if you can really know the way, you can apply that to everything you do, whether it's learning how to play guitar, or chess, or anything, or calligraphy, or writing books, whatever it is.
00:35:42.000 You can apply that to all things.
00:35:45.000 So what you said about being scared and how that's useful, you need to feel that in order to perform at the highest level.
00:35:51.000 It always makes me think of the Christopher Nolan Batman where he has to take off the rope in order to have the adrenaline to jump far enough to get out of the cave.
00:36:03.000 Do you remember that scene?
00:36:04.000 I do not.
00:36:05.000 Oh, yeah.
00:36:06.000 I mean, it's a brilliant scene and a brilliant message because Bane beats Batman, puts him at the bottom of this deep pit, and he's trying to get out so he can go back to Gotham and save everyone from the atomic bomb that's going to go off there, and he keeps jumping and jumping,
00:36:22.000 and there's this one jump he has to make that he keeps failing, and the prisoners have a way of doing it where they tie a rope around You're waste so that when you inevitably fall, as everyone always does, they've been trying to get out of this prison for years.
00:36:35.000 Some people have been stuck here their whole life.
00:36:38.000 But there's a legend of a child that did it.
00:36:40.000 A child.
00:36:42.000 No one's been able to figure out how they replicate it, so they try it with the rope all the time.
00:36:47.000 And then one of the elder statesmen of the scene says, well, I heard the way that the child did it is that they didn't use the rope.
00:36:54.000 And you have to fear death in order for your body to give you the necessary fuel and material to land the jump.
00:37:03.000 There's a reason why you get scared.
00:37:05.000 You need to be scared.
00:37:07.000 There's a reason.
00:37:08.000 You know, Customato, who is Mike Tyson's trainer, famously said that fear is like a fire.
00:37:13.000 You can cook food with it, or if you let it run amok, it'll burn your house down.
00:37:18.000 Yeah.
00:37:19.000 Yeah, and not to bring it back to the view, but I do sometimes feel that about live television.
00:37:25.000 I feel that when I know it's live, and I know I'm not getting a second chance, and I'm not getting a can you cut that out, and millions of people are going to see this, my brain goes into a different mode of aliveness,
00:37:41.000 knowing what the stakes are.
00:37:44.000 And I think it probably causes me to perform better than normal.
00:37:47.000 Yeah, that's stand-up comedy, too.
00:37:49.000 I imagine.
00:37:50.000 Yeah.
00:37:50.000 I imagine.
00:37:51.000 Yeah, there's a lot of things like that.
00:37:53.000 Yeah.
00:37:54.000 You have to be scared.
00:37:55.000 Yeah.
00:37:56.000 I get nervous every time I go on stage.
00:37:57.000 I've been doing comedy forever.
00:37:58.000 Still.
00:37:59.000 Yeah.
00:37:59.000 I have to.
00:38:00.000 I've done it when I don't get nervous.
00:38:02.000 I don't do as well.
00:38:03.000 I need to get nervous.
00:38:04.000 I get myself nervous.
00:38:05.000 I pace.
00:38:06.000 I move around.
00:38:06.000 I stretch.
00:38:08.000 I go over my notes.
00:38:09.000 I think about it.
00:38:10.000 I ramp my brain up.
00:38:11.000 I think you have to.
00:38:12.000 I think you have to with anything that's very difficult to do.
00:38:15.000 I don't think, I mean I think maybe there's some people that are just on a certain spectrum of consciousness that are able to just like go zen and go into a thing and maybe there's different things that don't get you scared that maybe being scared would be detrimental to those things because you'd make quicker judgments instead of measured and calculated because when you're,
00:38:35.000 the thing about being scared it's generally things that are operating in a time constraint so you have this time constraint that's happening That also gives you a certain amount of anxiety.
00:38:46.000 There's a beginning and an end of every round, for instance, you know?
00:38:49.000 And, you know, each round is...
00:38:50.000 In kickboxing, where I was doing it was three minutes.
00:38:53.000 In MMA, it's five minutes.
00:38:54.000 And so you have this time constraint.
00:38:56.000 You have that.
00:38:57.000 You have how many rounds you're gonna have to do.
00:38:59.000 That's in the back of your head.
00:39:00.000 You have all these things that keep you from being zen.
00:39:02.000 There's all these things that, like...
00:39:04.000 And the live aspect of it, and everyone's watching.
00:39:07.000 That's another thing.
00:39:08.000 That's another element.
00:39:09.000 What about archery and shooting?
00:39:11.000 Those are probably the opposite, right?
00:39:12.000 Well, archery, bow hunting is very much that.
00:39:16.000 Bow hunting...
00:39:17.000 In the sense you want to be anxious a little bit?
00:39:19.000 Yeah, you're going to be, no matter what.
00:39:22.000 You will be anxious, but you must be able to perform at your best.
00:39:29.000 And handle that anxiety.
00:39:31.000 And there's a bunch of different methods that people use to avoid open loop thought processes.
00:39:37.000 So an open loop thought process is like swinging a bat.
00:39:40.000 You really can't stop the bat once you're swinging it.
00:39:42.000 You're swinging with all your might and it's just this open loop, right?
00:39:46.000 A closed loop process is something where you're in control of it every step of the way.
00:39:50.000 Like for instance, me opening up this thing.
00:39:52.000 I can stop right there.
00:39:54.000 I don't just go, ugh!
00:39:55.000 I can't, you know, it's not like a thing that I can't control.
00:40:00.000 You can control it.
00:40:01.000 And so when you're in a shooting situation with archery, you have to think entirely about the process of shooting.
00:40:11.000 You can't just go now, because you'll be filled with anxiety, you'll move your arm, you'll twitch.
00:40:16.000 You have to be able to stay rock steady with something that's not very steady.
00:40:21.000 The beautiful thing about archery is the perfection of doing something that's almost impossible to perfect.
00:40:27.000 So when you can have these brief moments Where that arrow does launch and goes right into that target, right where the X is.
00:40:35.000 This immense sense of elation, accomplishment.
00:40:39.000 But now when you're dealing with an animal, Then you have all these other consequences.
00:40:44.000 Like, you don't want to wound the animal.
00:40:45.000 You want to be able to hit it and kill it very quickly with one shot.
00:40:48.000 And you have to have practiced thousands and thousands of arrows.
00:40:51.000 And then there's this one moment.
00:40:53.000 It's not like fighting where you have multiple opportunities to hit a guy.
00:40:56.000 You can move.
00:40:57.000 You can step to the side.
00:40:59.000 This is the one moment that the fight has actually happened.
00:41:01.000 But there's a lot of moments in the fight.
00:41:03.000 When you release that arrow, that is the one moment.
00:41:06.000 So you might have worked 11 months, 3 weeks, and 6 days For this one moment.
00:41:13.000 And you've been planning this elk hunt for the whole year.
00:41:16.000 You've gotten in shape for it.
00:41:17.000 You've practiced all these arrows.
00:41:19.000 But when that elk steps out from between those trees at 60 yards and you're at full draw, you have to center that pin right where its vitals are and you have to release a perfect arrow.
00:41:31.000 It's very, very hard to do.
00:41:33.000 I've only gone shooting, I think, twice or maybe three times.
00:41:37.000 And just that moment right before...
00:41:41.000 Yes.
00:41:41.000 Your body flinches in this way.
00:41:43.000 And so how does one get past that?
00:41:47.000 You have to train.
00:41:48.000 Training is very important.
00:41:49.000 You have to train with purpose.
00:41:51.000 Like my friend Tim Kennedy, when he shoots on a range, he puts dummy rounds in his gun.
00:41:55.000 So he'll have like 10 rounds that are real and then one dummy round and then six rounds that are real.
00:42:01.000 And he never knows where the dummy round is.
00:42:03.000 What's the point of that?
00:42:04.000 So when you're squeezing the trigger, you want to have like a completely flat squeezing of the trigger.
00:42:10.000 You don't want to do this.
00:42:11.000 You don't want to yank in anticipation of the recoil.
00:42:14.000 Right.
00:42:14.000 And that's part of the problem with guns.
00:42:16.000 You flinch in anticipation of the recoil.
00:42:19.000 Right.
00:42:19.000 And when that bullet goes out of that gun, that flinch left or right over the course of a hundred yards could be a foot, two feet off the mark.
00:42:28.000 Who knows?
00:42:29.000 Yeah.
00:42:29.000 Depending on how much you flinch.
00:42:31.000 And so that is a practice that some people employ, to learn to be able to stay so steady no matter what, where you're never anticipating the recoil.
00:42:41.000 All you're thinking about is the process of squeezing off— So there's no recoil with a dummy round.
00:42:45.000 Exactly.
00:42:46.000 It doesn't go off.
00:42:47.000 So you can see the evidence of your own— Exactly.
00:42:49.000 You pull the trigger, but nothing happens because there's no real round.
00:42:51.000 It's just rubber or whatever the fuck it is.
00:42:54.000 I don't know if this is Hollywood, but I saw the movie The Killer, David Fincher's latest movie, and I think he had some kind of heart rate monitor where he wouldn't shoot until his heart rate was below 60 or something like that.
00:43:04.000 I don't know to what extent that's Hollywood or actually important.
00:43:08.000 It's important, yeah.
00:43:10.000 And the best snipers can most certainly control their heart rate.
00:43:15.000 There's strategies.
00:43:16.000 You learn breathing strategies to control your heart rate.
00:43:20.000 And there's also...
00:43:23.000 Strategies of mental management, of not allowing this...
00:43:28.000 There's this tornado of anxiety that can come on, and you have to see the winds blowing and go...
00:43:35.000 You have to calm it down.
00:43:38.000 You can't get caught up in it in your mind.
00:43:40.000 I've seen people do it in many different things in life.
00:43:45.000 You can apply it to many different things.
00:43:48.000 It's this overwhelming fear of fucking up.
00:43:52.000 Instead of thinking about what you're actually doing, you're thinking about the possibility of fucking up, which leads you to fuck up, because that's what you're concentrating on.
00:43:59.000 In the game of pool, if you think you're going to miss a shot, you most certainly miss that shot.
00:44:04.000 Almost always.
00:44:05.000 You might get lucky and make it, just like I thought I was going to miss.
00:44:08.000 But in your head, you're like, I hope I don't miss.
00:44:11.000 I hope I don't miss.
00:44:11.000 You're going to miss.
00:44:12.000 But if you just only concentrate on the process, you can execute even under pressure.
00:44:17.000 You can execute in a perfect line.
00:44:19.000 And it's a mental management thing.
00:44:22.000 And the only people that know how to do that are people that have actually done difficult things under pressure.
00:44:28.000 And when you do difficult things under pressure, you realize, like, wow, there's so many factors.
00:44:32.000 That you can probably mitigate in some way through a strategy of control, of meditation, of thought, of understanding what these thoughts are when they start to occur.
00:44:43.000 Yeah, I think a lot of anxiety management is deeply focusing on the task at hand.
00:44:49.000 Because if you're, you know, it's not necessarily that the anxiety comes up and you're amazing at swatting it down.
00:44:56.000 It could be that you are so deeply focused on the thing itself that there's no room for anxiety.
00:45:01.000 And that's very lucky if you have that level of focus and attention on whatever it is that you're passionate about.
00:45:10.000 Someone like Michael Jordan or Kobe Bryant, the way you hear them talking about winning, you can understand why they didn't feel any anxiety when the buzzer beater It's coming up.
00:45:20.000 There's two seconds.
00:45:21.000 They have to make the shot.
00:45:21.000 It's because they're so obsessed with winning that there's no room for anxiety.
00:45:27.000 Right.
00:45:27.000 It's life or death to them.
00:45:29.000 Yeah.
00:45:30.000 And there's no room for anxiety in those situations.
00:45:32.000 Yeah, you have to be...
00:45:34.000 I mean, to perform at that level, too, you have to be really insane.
00:45:38.000 You know, I would say that greatness and that...
00:45:42.000 Like, real brilliance comes out of almost like a mental illness.
00:45:48.000 It really almost does.
00:45:50.000 Because in order to be just so much better at all the other high performers...
00:45:54.000 Because David Goggins has the best quote.
00:45:56.000 He says, you want to be uncommon amongst uncommon people.
00:46:00.000 That's him.
00:46:01.000 But, you know, do you want to do what he does?
00:46:03.000 No.
00:46:04.000 But that's how he's uncommon amongst uncommon people.
00:46:07.000 He's a fucking complete psycho.
00:46:09.000 Totally, yeah.
00:46:10.000 But that is how you become David Goggins.
00:46:12.000 You don't become David Goggins, but this mild-mannered person who contemplates and You know, sits with his coffee and stares out the window and watches the birds.
00:46:20.000 And that's not how you get the job done.
00:46:23.000 No, not at all.
00:46:24.000 And that's not how you become Michael Jordan either.
00:46:26.000 No.
00:46:27.000 I heard that if you beat Michael Jordan at pool, he wouldn't talk to you for weeks.
00:46:31.000 Yeah.
00:46:32.000 That's a maladjusted person.
00:46:34.000 In any other scenario, that's a guy you can't really be friends with.
00:46:37.000 Right.
00:46:39.000 Combine that with enormous natural talent and work ethic, a little bit of good luck, that's Michael Jordan.
00:46:47.000 Chess is the one that I follow, that's my hobby, and the top chess players are absolute maniacs.
00:46:53.000 Maniacs.
00:46:54.000 When you try to talk to them about their mistakes, you've had Hikaru on, have you not?
00:47:01.000 No, I have not.
00:47:01.000 Oh, I don't know why I thought that.
00:47:02.000 I would though.
00:47:03.000 So Hikaru, best player in America, absolute legend.
00:47:06.000 You know, if Magnus Carlsen died in his crib, Hikaru, it's very possible Hikaru would be world champ for a very long time.
00:47:14.000 Wow.
00:47:15.000 But what separates him from Magnus Carlsen?
00:47:21.000 I think Hikaru once put it, Magnus is a little bit better than Hikaru at everything.
00:47:27.000 A little bit better at openings, a little bit better at calculation, a little bit better at endgames.
00:47:32.000 You put it all together and he's just the goat.
00:47:35.000 He can't be beat to the point where he got so bored of winning the world championship that he said, I don't want to do it anymore.
00:47:44.000 Wow.
00:47:45.000 Yeah, so he's technically no longer world champion because he's so bored of winning.
00:47:50.000 And it's actually understandable.
00:47:52.000 I don't even think anyone's mad at him because these world championship chess matches, 14 games, they can go six hours a game.
00:48:01.000 They can actually go over six hours a game.
00:48:04.000 Brutal, absolutely brutal.
00:48:06.000 Like, if you thought taking the SAT and trying really hard made you mentally exhausted, it's nothing compared to how these guys feel after a six-hour Chess game and doing that 14 days in a row spending six months prior to that working with chess engines to find one new idea in an opening 50 moves in It's it's absolutely grueling and he he does it every time and he wins every time But he says I can't this is not fun for me anymore.
00:48:30.000 So I'm gonna play all the other Chess tournaments that you just kind of show up and do your best and he crushes most of those as well But I'm not doing this grueling.
00:48:39.000 I can't live my life like this anymore.
00:48:41.000 I That's interesting because that is John Jones, too.
00:48:45.000 John Jones, when he was dominating the light heavyweight division, he got to a point where the way analysts would describe it is that he was playing with his food.
00:48:52.000 And that he wasn't afraid of losing to these guys.
00:48:55.000 And he barely trained for some of them.
00:48:58.000 Like, he had a famous fight with Alexander Gustafson.
00:49:02.000 And it was the first fight where John had never been taken down.
00:49:05.000 And he got pushed deep into the rounds.
00:49:06.000 And John rallied in the fourth and fifth rounds and won the fight.
00:49:10.000 And it was a crazy fight.
00:49:11.000 They had a rematch and Jon prepared and just dominated him and annihilated him.
00:49:16.000 Same guy.
00:49:17.000 I mean, just ran right through him.
00:49:19.000 The guy was still in his prime.
00:49:21.000 Jon was still in his prime.
00:49:23.000 There was not like a bunch of things that had happened that deteriorated him.
00:49:26.000 Nope.
00:49:27.000 It was a couple of years later and John ran through him.
00:49:30.000 And that's the real John Jones.
00:49:32.000 It's just the John Jones that was fighting all these other guys...
00:49:35.000 He wasn't challenged.
00:49:36.000 He's the GOAT. And he knew he was the GOAT. And so he didn't...
00:49:40.000 I talked to his coaches.
00:49:41.000 He literally didn't train for the Gustafson fight.
00:49:44.000 But yet still pulled it off in the fourth and fifth rounds just out of sheer greatness and toughness and grit and experience.
00:49:52.000 Pulled it off and it wasn't in condition.
00:49:55.000 He wasn't prepared, but still good enough to beat the very best challenger he ever faced in the toughest fight of his career in the last rounds.
00:50:02.000 Yeah, and the thing with these kind of guys, I don't know about fighting, probably the same, but with the chess guys, you try to bring up a mistake, a famous mistake that they made, And it's almost like you're talking about a family member who died tragically.
00:50:16.000 It means that much to them that they made a mistake 12 years ago on move 24 of some games that threw the match.
00:50:22.000 I mean, that's how hard these guys take it, which is, again, in you or me, that's just a maladjusted guy.
00:50:29.000 That's like a guy with a problem that needs to go to therapy.
00:50:32.000 In a top performer, that's what makes him a top performer and separates him from the otherwise very good professionals.
00:50:38.000 100%.
00:50:39.000 There's a guy who's arguably the greatest pool player of all time, at least one of the greatest pool players of all time.
00:50:44.000 His name's Earl Strickland.
00:50:45.000 He's this American guy who won the U.S. Open five times.
00:50:48.000 There's only one of the guys who won the U.S. Open five times, a guy named Shane Van Boning, who's another genius player.
00:50:53.000 But Earl, like, he would play with this insane intensity.
00:50:59.000 If he missed a ball, he was, like, confused.
00:51:03.000 Like, how is it possible that I can miss?
00:51:06.000 There was a million dollar challenge.
00:51:09.000 Now this is statistically...
00:51:12.000 So impossible to do under intense competition that they were willing to gamble and get an insurance policy that would give someone a million dollars if they could run 10 racks in a row of Nineball.
00:51:26.000 Now the way Nineball works is you have nine balls and you shape them where the bottom balls are missing, which would make 15, which is a full rack, right?
00:51:35.000 So it's just like triangle sort of a rack and then you Break the balls and the one ball is in the front and the nine balls in the center.
00:51:46.000 Now the balls scatter randomly and you have to run them in order.
00:51:51.000 So every single rack you have to have a shot on the one or the lowest number ball.
00:51:57.000 And then you have to have balls that aren't clustered together or you have to figure out how to break up those clusters and still get a shot.
00:52:03.000 Does that mean you have to break it strategically?
00:52:06.000 You kind of can but back then they didn't.
00:52:09.000 Guys are much better now because there's a thing called the magic rack and what the magic rack is it's a clear piece of plastic that the ball set in where the balls are always touching always in the exact same spots because they're literally sitting in a pattern and so then these guys are breaking the balls more softly Which causes,
00:52:27.000 they do what's called a cut break, which causes the one ball to go drift into the side pocket.
00:52:32.000 And the best guys can do it like nine out of ten times.
00:52:35.000 And then the two ball bounces up table and they know exactly where all the balls are going to be.
00:52:39.000 And you see similar patterns over and over again.
00:52:41.000 That's funny.
00:52:42.000 What Earl Strickland was doing was smashing the balls.
00:52:44.000 And they'd scatter around.
00:52:46.000 And he ran ten racks in a row for a million dollars.
00:52:51.000 And he did it.
00:52:51.000 And he did it.
00:52:52.000 Amazing.
00:52:53.000 Everyone's like, it's never been done in a tournament before.
00:52:55.000 The first tournament where they get this insurance policy, Earl does it.
00:52:59.000 Not only did he run 10, it was a race to 11. He broke and ran the 11th, too.
00:53:04.000 And he made a combination on the 9 for the million dollars.
00:53:07.000 Which is just fucking insane.
00:53:09.000 And not a short combination, either.
00:53:11.000 Like, distance from the pocket.
00:53:13.000 Yeah.
00:53:14.000 So, to be that guy, you have to be out of your fucking mind.
00:53:19.000 There's no other way.
00:53:20.000 You have to be completely obsessed with the game.
00:53:22.000 You have to be completely obsessed with all the details.
00:53:26.000 He does commentary on pool matches.
00:53:28.000 It's fascinating to listen to him do commentary.
00:53:30.000 Because he talks about different English you've got to use with this shot and different things you have to avoid.
00:53:35.000 And nine times out of ten, the player does something different than he would have done and you see him get fucked.
00:53:41.000 Like, yep, that was what I was talking about.
00:53:43.000 He sees it coming.
00:53:44.000 He sees the whole table in a different way than a person who's a novice sees the table.
00:53:51.000 Only things I've ever been that obsessed with, I think, in my life are music.
00:53:56.000 I'm a trombone player.
00:53:58.000 Oh, really?
00:53:58.000 That was actually my career before I started writing.
00:54:00.000 I still am, actually, a professional trombone player.
00:54:02.000 You talk like a jazz guy.
00:54:03.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:54:04.000 Well, I am a jazz guy.
00:54:06.000 Joe, my life path is that I graduated high school.
00:54:10.000 I was considered one of the top professional jazz trombonists in the country.
00:54:15.000 Went to Juilliard, which is the most selective school for that.
00:54:19.000 And that was my whole career.
00:54:23.000 This whole other career I've had was a pivot from all of that.
00:54:28.000 And how did it start?
00:54:29.000 Basically, so I was at Juilliard, I was a freshman at Juilliard, in New York City, gigging as a jazz trombone player, and my mom died when I was 18 of cancer, and it just shattered everything for me,
00:54:46.000 sent me down into a grief and depression.
00:54:51.000 And I had always been interested in philosophy and writing as well, kind of as a side thing.
00:54:55.000 And I was always a very good student in school.
00:54:57.000 But my passion was music.
00:54:59.000 But something about the experience of my mom dying led me to reflect on what I wanted out of life.
00:55:06.000 And I dropped out of Juilliard and applied to Columbia.
00:55:10.000 And so I realized I could still do music.
00:55:12.000 Nobody learns music in school.
00:55:16.000 So being in New York City, I could still play as much music as I wanted to, but I could also get a liberal arts degree and feed that side of myself.
00:55:24.000 And had my mom not died, I probably just would have stayed at Juilliard.
00:55:28.000 I might have had a whole different life.
00:55:29.000 Wow, that's fascinating.
00:55:30.000 Is this you?
00:55:31.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:55:36.000 Yeah, it's me with a big afro.
00:55:38.000 That's amazing.
00:55:40.000 That's in high school, I think, yeah.
00:55:41.000 When I was eight years old, I lived in San Francisco, and our teacher took us to see Dizzy Gillespie.
00:55:46.000 Oh, yeah.
00:55:47.000 Amazing.
00:55:47.000 And it was wild.
00:55:48.000 And for folks who don't know, yeah, Dizzy Gillespie, his cheeks puff out like a frog's.
00:55:53.000 Yep.
00:55:53.000 Which is, I mean, you would tell me, that's not how they teach you how to do it.
00:55:57.000 Absolutely not.
00:55:57.000 And what he was able to do with his cheeks was...
00:56:00.000 I guess just years and years of stretching his skin because he had done it for so long.
00:56:05.000 Oh, yeah.
00:56:05.000 Look at that.
00:56:06.000 Look at that.
00:56:07.000 That's a full pressure extension of the cheeks.
00:56:10.000 No trumpet player would teach you to play like that, but he was one of the greats of early jazz trumpet playing, and he made it work, and...
00:56:18.000 I don't know that, you know, I've never heard that he had any health issues from playing that way.
00:56:23.000 You know, a lot of trumpet players, they get older, and, you know, Freddie Hubbard, who's one of the greatest jazz trumpet players, famously had a growth on his lip that kind of inhibited him in his last decade.
00:56:33.000 From the pressure of the...
00:56:34.000 Yeah, yeah, from pressing it against his lips, and he had a growth.
00:56:39.000 I don't know if it was cancerous or not, but it really messed him up.
00:56:41.000 Oh, wow, so it just becomes so irritated that a growth developed there.
00:56:45.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:56:45.000 That makes sense.
00:56:46.000 Yeah.
00:56:47.000 But yeah, that's not healthy, but it worked for Dizzy.
00:56:51.000 And that's the thing.
00:56:52.000 All the rules can be broken if you're good enough.
00:56:54.000 Yes.
00:56:55.000 Yeah.
00:56:55.000 All the rules.
00:56:56.000 I mean, and also he just figured out his way to do it.
00:57:00.000 You know, he just figured out a way to do it that's like not a way that you would ever teach.
00:57:04.000 Yeah.
00:57:04.000 Yeah.
00:57:04.000 There's a lot of that, though.
00:57:06.000 There's Slide Hampton, one of the great jazz trombone players of all time, played left-handed, which he's the only person I've ever heard of, great or not, who plays left-handed.
00:57:17.000 In other words, the slide arm is always the right arm, but somebody gave it to him wrong, and that's how he played it.
00:57:24.000 So he plays it upside down?
00:57:26.000 He plays it left side right.
00:57:29.000 In other words, every trombone player is crafted...
00:57:31.000 Sorry, every trombone is meant to be played with the right hand, but somebody must have set it up wrong when they gave it to him.
00:57:38.000 And I've heard stories of...
00:57:41.000 So even left-handed people would do it?
00:57:43.000 Oh, 100% of left-handed trombone players play with their right hand.
00:57:47.000 100%.
00:57:47.000 But I've heard...
00:57:50.000 And Slide is one of the greats.
00:57:52.000 There's actually a great video of him playing at Dizzy Gillespie's birthday party, which is a famous video.
00:57:58.000 But he...
00:57:59.000 I've heard of this with guitar players, where somebody gave it...
00:58:04.000 Hendrix?
00:58:05.000 Yeah, I didn't know that.
00:58:06.000 I didn't realize that.
00:58:07.000 He played it left-handed?
00:58:08.000 Yeah, he played it like...
00:58:10.000 Rather this way.
00:58:11.000 Jamie, you know him.
00:58:12.000 Right arm on the neck?
00:58:13.000 Yeah, Hendrix was left.
00:58:14.000 I was thinking of Kurt Cobain.
00:58:15.000 I think he played it upside down, maybe?
00:58:18.000 Right, didn't he?
00:58:19.000 Something like that.
00:58:19.000 Because you'd have to restring the guitar.
00:58:21.000 Yeah, you'd have...
00:58:22.000 You always want the low E string to be the top, I guess, closest to you.
00:58:25.000 Right.
00:58:26.000 And then some people wouldn't restring it because they weren't told to or however...
00:58:29.000 Yeah, they just started playing the other way.
00:58:30.000 What was Hendrix's deal?
00:58:31.000 I'm gonna look it up.
00:58:32.000 I think he was just lefty.
00:58:34.000 Let me see.
00:58:35.000 I feel like he was playing a right-handed guitar, though.
00:58:38.000 I feel like he played a right-handed guitar lefty.
00:58:41.000 Actually, Hendrix also played his guitar upside down.
00:58:42.000 Yeah.
00:58:44.000 Why he played it upside down.
00:58:48.000 Well, he also self-taught, which is to me the most fascinating.
00:58:52.000 Because he couldn't find a left-handed guitar.
00:58:53.000 Which they probably did make as many back.
00:58:55.000 Yeah, they probably didn't.
00:58:56.000 Especially if you don't have any money.
00:58:57.000 You're saying he took a normal guitar and put it to the right?
00:58:59.000 Just flipped it around.
00:59:00.000 So the low string was high and the high string was low.
00:59:03.000 So he must have had all his own fingerings.
00:59:06.000 I mean, his sound was so different than anyone before him.
00:59:11.000 There's leaps in music, but the leaps that Hendrix took, they're so different than everybody else.
00:59:19.000 It's so hard because, I mean, I listen to his music today constantly and I love it, but I don't live in 1967. It's a different world.
00:59:28.000 And I feel like if you were alive then and you heard Voodoo Child, you'd be like, what the fuck?
00:59:36.000 For sure.
00:59:37.000 Standing next to a mountain, I chop it down with the edge of my hand, and then you hear that music, and you're like, oh my- and by the way, not a great singing voice.
00:59:45.000 And nobody gave a fuck.
00:59:47.000 Nobody gave a fuck about a singing voice.
00:59:50.000 Yeah.
00:59:50.000 It was- his music was so powerful.
00:59:54.000 The sound- I wish we could play it right now.
00:59:56.000 Just the beginning of Voodoo Child.
00:59:59.000 That riff.
01:00:01.000 You have to understand there's nothing like that in music before him.
01:00:06.000 There's a lot of that now.
01:00:08.000 Yeah, well, because of it.
01:00:10.000 Because of it, like Stevie Ray Vaughan.
01:00:11.000 And that's what happens, is that you can never really go back with the ears of those people and hear it as they heard it, because now you've taken for granted that this way of playing has seeped into the culture.
01:00:20.000 Exactly.
01:00:20.000 This is what I always tell people that disparage Lenny Bruce.
01:00:23.000 Like, wasn't that funny?
01:00:24.000 Give me some of that.
01:00:53.000 Dude, I could run over a fucking mountain if I hear that.
01:00:56.000 That's still pretty fucking awesome.
01:00:57.000 Oh, it's amazing!
01:00:58.000 I could run over a fucking mountain with that in my ears.
01:01:02.000 Yeah.
01:01:02.000 That's a drug.
01:01:03.000 That song is a drug.
01:01:05.000 That song has like a physical power it imparts on you.
01:01:09.000 For sure.
01:01:09.000 I get goosebumps just hearing it.
01:01:11.000 Yeah.
01:01:12.000 But that guy, we have to understand, there was nothing like that!
01:01:17.000 There was nothing like that!
01:01:18.000 You had fucking Love Love Me Do, you had Buddy Holly and shit, and you had great music, but you didn't have anybody who played guitar like that.
01:01:30.000 Right.
01:01:30.000 And this guy was blowing away.
01:01:33.000 Eric Clapton famously saw him and was like, what am I doing?
01:01:37.000 It's Eric Clapton, one of the greatest guitarists of all time.
01:01:40.000 He's like, oh my god, I fucking suck.
01:01:41.000 I fucking suck.
01:01:43.000 This guy's changing everything.
01:01:44.000 He's just a different thing.
01:01:46.000 A guy who comes along who's so beyond what's being currently expressed that everybody has to move towards him.
01:01:56.000 Yeah, so every Monday night I play trombone at the Comedy Cellar.
01:02:00.000 We have a band at the Olive Tree Cafe, the restaurant.
01:02:04.000 We play on Monday nights and we got two guitar players.
01:02:08.000 One of them is this guy, Nick Casparino, that's just absolutely...
01:02:12.000 Impossible to describe.
01:02:13.000 Just absolute killer.
01:02:16.000 They're all great singers.
01:02:18.000 Nick and Colin and Mike and me and my friend Dan are the horn section basically.
01:02:23.000 We play like 9 to midnight every week.
01:02:26.000 We have such a good time there and the comics are always coming in, hanging out.
01:02:30.000 And we play every genre, like truly multi-genre and it's just an amazing experience.
01:02:37.000 Wow, that's awesome, man.
01:02:38.000 I'm glad you still enjoy that, too.
01:02:40.000 And then now it's like a pure thing, right?
01:02:42.000 You just do it just for the pure art of it.
01:02:43.000 That's right.
01:02:44.000 And that was really what I realized when I was 18. Taking every jazz trombone gig that came my way and paid me $50 and a slice of pizza, I was like...
01:02:53.000 This is my passion in life, I love this, but this is going to drive me into insanity if I have to take every single gig of my whole life and eke out an existence.
01:03:04.000 So maybe I should get a degree and just see, you know, see where shit goes.
01:03:09.000 That's how a lot of comics feel in the beginning of their career as well.
01:03:12.000 The comedy thing is very hard in the beginning.
01:03:15.000 It's a real gauntlet that you have to traverse.
01:03:19.000 For sure.
01:03:19.000 You have to go through a lot of shit in order to become...
01:03:21.000 I did a couple open mics.
01:03:23.000 Did you?
01:03:23.000 I've always loved comedy, and I had some friends in it, so they were like, oh, go do it.
01:03:27.000 I did two or three open mics, had a good time.
01:03:29.000 Didn't bomb, didn't do great, did okay.
01:03:32.000 Right.
01:03:32.000 But the bug didn't bite you.
01:03:34.000 The bug didn't bite me.
01:03:35.000 That's exactly right.
01:03:36.000 And the thing is, I knew what the bug meant, because I have it for music.
01:03:40.000 And so I knew what it's like to be like, I suck at this, but I love it so much that I'm going to keep doing it until I don't suck.
01:03:47.000 Because with trombone and trumpet, there's no such thing as being good when you start.
01:03:52.000 There's some people that the first time they sing in church, everyone is like, this kid can sing.
01:03:56.000 Right, right.
01:03:57.000 There's no such thing as that for trombone or trumpet, for brass instruments.
01:04:01.000 Everyone eats shit the first time they play.
01:04:03.000 And so if you just love it so much that you're okay and you have a family that's forgiving enough to hear you be terrible, which I luckily did, that's how you get good at those things.
01:04:13.000 And I didn't have that for comedy, even though I love comedy as a consumer.
01:04:17.000 Well, I love music as a consumer, and I don't have that for music, but I worry I would.
01:04:23.000 Gary Clark was in here, and he gave me his guitar, and he forced me to do an E chord, so he put my fingers in the right place.
01:04:28.000 Feels pretty good, right?
01:04:29.000 Ooh, does this feel good?
01:04:30.000 It does feel good.
01:04:31.000 I started getting scared.
01:04:32.000 Yeah.
01:04:33.000 I started getting scared.
01:04:34.000 This could take me over.
01:04:35.000 Yeah, I'm worried.
01:04:36.000 That's why I want to play golf.
01:04:38.000 There's a lot of things I won't do.
01:04:39.000 You think you're going to get into golf too much?
01:04:41.000 Yeah, I'm terrified.
01:04:42.000 All my friends like Jamie and Tony and Ron White, they're obsessed.
01:04:47.000 I have so many friends.
01:04:48.000 My friends who play golf are all obsessed with golf.
01:04:50.000 So what is it that's so addicting about golf in particular?
01:04:53.000 Jamie?
01:04:54.000 Yes.
01:04:55.000 Look at his smile!
01:04:56.000 I've played many times, but...
01:04:58.000 It's like the same thing you were saying earlier with pool.
01:05:02.000 Like, the same description.
01:05:04.000 Or, sorry, with archery, I meant.
01:05:05.000 Yes.
01:05:06.000 The consequences, obviously, are less.
01:05:10.000 You're not going to miss and hurt something.
01:05:12.000 Well, there's target archery, though, is very intensive, too.
01:05:16.000 But when you were describing when it all goes right, which is so rare, I heard something Samuel L. Jackson said recently where, like, in golf, you shoot, I don't know, if you're bad, it's 100 shots a round, if you're really good, 75. Most of those still, though, you don't ever really do the intention of what you're trying to do.
01:05:33.000 Which is going the hole right from where you are.
01:05:35.000 Or like right where you were aiming or anything.
01:05:36.000 So it's like it's a bunch of mistakes.
01:05:38.000 And then it's like how good are you at overcoming those mistakes, clearing your head every time, fighting against nature, also having fun with your friends, being out in nature, getting away from everything for four or five hours, having a couple beers.
01:05:52.000 Clearing your head.
01:05:53.000 But it's like clearing your head because you can't think of all a bunch of other stuff where it will ruin your whole day because you can't have fun out there.
01:06:00.000 Do you remember that Kevin Costner movie where he plays this badass pitcher?
01:06:05.000 It might have been A League of Her Own.
01:06:07.000 No, there's another movie.
01:06:09.000 What is the movie?
01:06:12.000 So he has this thing where everybody's like...
01:06:14.000 He wasn't retired.
01:06:15.000 He was pitching in the movie.
01:06:16.000 For the love of the game.
01:06:17.000 For the love of the game.
01:06:18.000 That's it.
01:06:18.000 And so he has this moment when he's on the mound.
01:06:22.000 Where he goes, clear the mechanism.
01:06:25.000 And everything just fades out.
01:06:28.000 And he just looks at the strike zone.
01:06:31.000 And you don't hear the crowd anymore.
01:06:33.000 It's a really cool scene.
01:06:35.000 Here, we'll play the scene, but we won't do it for everybody else.
01:06:41.000 You suck!
01:07:14.000 Nice.
01:07:23.000 Hello, Mike.
01:07:32.000 Nice.
01:07:32.000 Yeah, my friend Colton uses that when he goes bowhunting.
01:07:35.000 He says, clear the mechanism.
01:07:37.000 That's what it feels like to put on Bose headphones.
01:07:40.000 Just force your mind in this state of hyperfocus.
01:07:45.000 Mm-hmm.
01:07:46.000 I wanted to ask you this.
01:07:47.000 What was your take on Magnus Carlsen and that young man who apparently...
01:07:54.000 Hans?
01:07:54.000 Yes.
01:07:55.000 Hans Niemann.
01:07:56.000 Yeah.
01:07:57.000 What a character.
01:07:58.000 Explain the story for people.
01:08:00.000 So basically what happened is there's this grandmaster named Hans Niemann who's a young guy, probably early 20s.
01:08:08.000 Magnus is probably more like 31 or so like now.
01:08:14.000 And what happened is Hans Niemann, he beat Magnus Carlsen at a tournament in a game, not in a match necessarily.
01:08:24.000 You might need to check that.
01:08:25.000 But he beat him in the first game of the tournament, which happens, right?
01:08:30.000 It's kind of like how the best tennis player in the world can lose a game to a lesser player but probably isn't going to lose the match.
01:08:36.000 That happens pretty frequently in chess.
01:08:38.000 Not uncommon.
01:08:39.000 But it is the most uncommon with Magnus.
01:08:43.000 Magnus suspected Hans of cheating.
01:08:45.000 Why did he suspect Hans of cheating?
01:08:47.000 Magnus is not the type to assume someone is cheating just because he lost a game.
01:08:51.000 He's never done that in his entire career.
01:08:53.000 The reason he did it in the case of Hans is because there had long been rumors circulating in the chess world that Hans Niemann was a cheater.
01:09:01.000 Now, there's ways you can cheat in chess in an over-the-board game if we're playing with a physical set in front of us.
01:09:09.000 The one way people do it is they'll have a friend, generally, that is looking at the game either here or out in the hall, running it through an engine and giving you a little signal like a baseball coach would.
01:09:23.000 There are also rumors that, in principle, it's possible to cheat with a device.
01:09:29.000 And I think that's happened in some way, that someone can transmit to you, be looking at the game and transmit you a signal, here's the right move with a certain number of buzzes, if I have a buzzer in my pocket.
01:09:41.000 In principle, it's possible to have a buzzer in the orifices of your body, in your butt, essentially.
01:09:48.000 And this is part of why it went viral, is because there was a theory that they have pretty strict security at these places, so where would he have put the device?
01:09:56.000 They're not doing an anal cavity check.
01:09:59.000 So that was part of the reason people were talking about it so much, because that's just hilarious to contemplate.
01:10:04.000 But the real situation of it was that Magnus made some strong implied comments that Hans had cheated in the game.
01:10:12.000 Then everyone started looking at the Hans and the rumors that had long existed in the chess world about this guy became public and there were serious competing investigations of...
01:10:22.000 How is it that this guy rose so quickly, for example?
01:10:25.000 It's very uncommon in the chess world for someone to raise in rating that quickly in the professional world, right?
01:10:33.000 There's a normal rate at which people get better, and there's a kind of impossible rate at which people got better.
01:10:39.000 And people debated.
01:10:41.000 He had defenders.
01:10:42.000 He had attackers.
01:10:43.000 Both of them had some good points about his rise in over-the-board play.
01:10:49.000 Then there's the online cheating, which is a totally different story.
01:10:52.000 Because chess.com has one of the, really the state-of-the-art cheating detection mechanism.
01:10:58.000 And people cheat all the time on chess.com, which is crazy because there's no reason for it, right?
01:11:04.000 Like, someone like me, I pay whatever I pay every month on chess.com.
01:11:08.000 I'm a random amateur player.
01:11:09.000 I like playing when I'm on the subway.
01:11:11.000 I like playing my friend occasionally.
01:11:12.000 You don't get any money for winning.
01:11:14.000 Most of us have anonymous usernames.
01:11:18.000 You don't get bragging rights for winning.
01:11:19.000 And yet there's a certain percentage of people like me on chess.com that just cheat for no reason.
01:11:24.000 They're just sitting at home in their mother's basement cheating to get a number on a screen that means nothing and wins them no money.
01:11:31.000 Yeah, but to me it makes complete sense.
01:11:32.000 Really?
01:11:33.000 Why?
01:11:33.000 Because of video games.
01:11:35.000 Because in video games, people would use bots when you'd play online.
01:11:38.000 So an aiming bot would make it so that you would almost never miss.
01:11:42.000 So you would play a guy and like say in Quake, there's a gun called a railgun.
01:11:48.000 The railgun is very difficult to hit someone with, but it imparts the most damage.
01:11:51.000 But it doesn't have a scatter of damage.
01:11:54.000 Like a rocket, you could shoot a rocket next to a guy and fuck him up.
01:11:58.000 But it won't hurt him as much as a railgun, which would kill him almost instantly, unless he has a specific amount of armor.
01:12:04.000 And there's some guys who would never miss.
01:12:05.000 They just hit you with that railgun every time your head poked out.
01:12:08.000 It would be impossible for them to know exactly where you were going to be for the amount of time, unless it was dumb luck.
01:12:13.000 But you can't have dumb luck nine times in a row, ten times in a row, twenty times in a row, fifty times in a row.
01:12:19.000 There'd be scores like fifty to zero against really good players.
01:12:23.000 And it's not for any money.
01:12:24.000 Not for any money.
01:12:25.000 They're just laughing because they're clowning you at a bot.
01:12:29.000 It's fun.
01:12:30.000 Yeah, so that's what people do on chess.com.
01:12:32.000 And just like that game where you literally mathematically can only have so much good luck, chess.com has algorithms that are really, really good at detecting when you've gone from the good luck space to the definitely cheating space.
01:12:44.000 So how do they know?
01:12:46.000 So they looked at Hans Niemann's games.
01:12:50.000 And they found that he was almost certainly cheating on chess.com in certain games.
01:12:54.000 And they did a whole report where they highlighted the specific games.
01:12:59.000 Can I stop you?
01:12:59.000 Is it an analysis of his previous games?
01:13:02.000 That was previous games.
01:13:03.000 So you see the level of competency based on the previous games.
01:13:08.000 What do you mean?
01:13:09.000 So you see his level of mistakes and the way he does it, and then in the games where they think he's cheating, what was the variable that they detected?
01:13:19.000 So one variable that they use is the length of time between your moves.
01:13:25.000 Because in a normal chess match, it's a bit random, right?
01:13:31.000 You'll do some moves quickly and some moves slowly.
01:13:33.000 But if you're cheating, you're using a machine that takes five seconds to load for every move, checking the move, you're going to have a regularity.
01:13:42.000 Each move is going to come after five seconds, for example.
01:13:44.000 Right.
01:13:45.000 So that's one factor.
01:13:46.000 And then they have other factors.
01:13:48.000 Another factor is just how accurate your moves are.
01:13:52.000 Because chess is close to solved, meaning the machines are playing it better than we are.
01:13:57.000 So you can check a human player against a machine player.
01:14:01.000 Even Magnus Carlsen will lose a thousand times in a row now to Stockfish.
01:14:05.000 Wow.
01:14:05.000 A thousand times.
01:14:06.000 He has no chance.
01:14:06.000 I remember when Big Blue first started playing chess against people, that was always the thing.
01:14:11.000 Once a computer can beat a person, we're fucked.
01:14:14.000 Yeah, we're way long past that now.
01:14:16.000 That's why.
01:14:16.000 And so they can check.
01:14:18.000 If you're playing 99.5% of the Stockfish top moves, that's just not possible.
01:14:25.000 Magnus can't do it.
01:14:26.000 Nobody can do it.
01:14:27.000 You might be able to do it for one simple game, but you can't do it 12 games in a row that are complicated.
01:14:32.000 It's just not possible.
01:14:34.000 Very much like what you talked about.
01:14:35.000 So chess.com combines that measure with these other measures.
01:14:39.000 It even kind of knows, I think, when you're switching browsers, which can be a tip-off to cheating because you're switching from the chess browser you're playing chess into the browser that you're cheating with.
01:14:51.000 Why wouldn't they just have a separate...
01:14:52.000 Computer.
01:14:53.000 Exactly.
01:14:53.000 So that's not the only thing.
01:14:56.000 Generally, they require you now to have a camera if you're competing in a tournament.
01:15:01.000 So you have to show your surroundings so that they know you're not using a separate computer.
01:15:06.000 But you could have someone off camera that was cheating for you.
01:15:10.000 In theory, yep.
01:15:11.000 You could have a dual monitor set up and so on.
01:15:13.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:15:14.000 But the algorithm is regarded as very accurate in terms of determining cheating, and they did determine that he had cheated in a bunch of, let's say they weren't top tournaments, but they were friendly tournaments.
01:15:30.000 Some of them had money on the line.
01:15:31.000 Okay.
01:15:32.000 So it was never proven that he cheated over the board.
01:15:36.000 And I'm agnostic about that.
01:15:38.000 I've read both sides.
01:15:39.000 I don't have a strong opinion about whether he had cheated over the board in real big tournaments.
01:15:44.000 But it was proven that he had cheated online.
01:15:48.000 And again, all of this is separate from the fact that he's a damn good chess player.
01:15:52.000 Nobody denies he is a grandmaster.
01:15:55.000 He should be a grandmaster.
01:15:56.000 He is capable of defeating Magnus Carlsen in a game, not in a match.
01:16:01.000 So that's not to take anything away from him, but there was rumors circulating, and that's basically what happened.
01:16:08.000 And so his defense was, I believe he admitted to some of it.
01:16:11.000 Yes.
01:16:11.000 And his defense was that he was doing that because he wanted to get higher ratings quicker so he could play better players.
01:16:19.000 Okay, well.
01:16:20.000 Still cheating.
01:16:21.000 Still cheating.
01:16:22.000 Every chess player wants to do that.
01:16:23.000 Right.
01:16:24.000 So why don't they all cheat?
01:16:25.000 It's not an excuse.
01:16:26.000 It's not.
01:16:27.000 Yeah.
01:16:27.000 Also, I think he said he was 16 at the time.
01:16:30.000 But then there was some evidence that he did it when he was like 19. Yeah, that's right.
01:16:33.000 That's right.
01:16:34.000 He under-exaggerated the...
01:16:36.000 He downplayed it.
01:16:37.000 Yeah.
01:16:38.000 He downplayed it even in his admission.
01:16:42.000 But again, he's a damn good chess player, and he has a fiery personality, which like so many of these chess guys, unfortunately, are just so freaking boring from the audience perspective.
01:16:52.000 Right.
01:16:53.000 That when you get a guy there that's like shit-talking, And being braggadocious and stuff, it's really entertaining to watch because it's so rare.
01:17:03.000 So many chess players, I love them.
01:17:05.000 They're a little bit autistic.
01:17:06.000 They're on the spectrum.
01:17:08.000 That's not to cast aspersions.
01:17:10.000 It's just true.
01:17:10.000 And so from an entertainment point of view, I think he's very good for the chess world.
01:17:14.000 So he talks shit while he plays?
01:17:16.000 He talks shit after the game.
01:17:18.000 Oh.
01:17:18.000 Talks shit after the game.
01:17:20.000 I want to see some shit talking while he plays.
01:17:21.000 It's like Washington Square Park shit?
01:17:24.000 Those guys have those challenge matches?
01:17:26.000 I've lost a lot of money to those guys.
01:17:28.000 That's the fun thing.
01:17:29.000 They're great though.
01:17:29.000 When those guys are talking shit and they're slapping that clock, that's an entertaining chess.
01:17:34.000 They'll crush you every time.
01:17:35.000 But wouldn't that be like better to have, like, if you want more, I guess they don't really care if more people pay attention to it, the purity of it.
01:17:40.000 No, they do care.
01:17:41.000 Chess.com definitely cares.
01:17:42.000 They've had a huge influence in upping chess as an audience, you know, a sport that audiences watch.
01:17:49.000 The move is like the Searching for Bobby Fischer move.
01:17:51.000 Just get him out there in the park.
01:17:53.000 Oh, yeah.
01:17:53.000 That's fun.
01:17:54.000 Yeah.
01:17:56.000 I've watched regular chess because I'm fascinated by it, and I know how the pieces move, but I really don't know how to play.
01:18:02.000 I'm terrible.
01:18:04.000 But I love watching those guys.
01:18:06.000 I love watching people sit down and talk shit.
01:18:08.000 And I love when a real grandmaster sits down and talks shit.
01:18:12.000 Because some of them are real high-level tournament players that get in there and mix it up with those dudes.
01:18:18.000 Like, oh, I see what you're doing.
01:18:20.000 Are you talking some shit here?
01:18:21.000 Yeah, and the guys at the park are usually just a little bit worse than the mid-level professionals.
01:18:27.000 So the mid-level professionals will beat them.
01:18:29.000 And the guys do not like to be beat.
01:18:31.000 Of course.
01:18:32.000 Because think about it.
01:18:32.000 They're sitting there making money all day, occasionally encountering douchebags that think that they can beat them, right?
01:18:39.000 And then someone comes along who really can beat them, and they don't like to lose.
01:18:43.000 Of course.
01:18:44.000 They do not like to lose.
01:18:45.000 I mean, for example, there was one time...
01:18:46.000 I've never beaten one of the main guys, so I'm just going to be honest about that.
01:18:50.000 Never even come close to beating any of the main guys at Washington Square or Union Park in New York, and I never will.
01:18:56.000 But one day there was like a sub there.
01:18:58.000 Not one of the normal guys.
01:19:00.000 And I was beating him.
01:19:02.000 I was so excited.
01:19:03.000 It was the first time.
01:19:04.000 I was like, I'm tired of losing all my money to these people.
01:19:07.000 And one of his friends came over, saw that I was winning because it was obvious I was winning.
01:19:13.000 And the guy made some kind of innocent comment.
01:19:16.000 And the guy I'm playing goes, oh, well, he's helping you now.
01:19:20.000 The game's void.
01:19:22.000 And I was like, oh, come on, dude.
01:19:24.000 Come on.
01:19:25.000 You're just saying that because you're losing.
01:19:26.000 Wow.
01:19:27.000 But I let him have it.
01:19:29.000 I was like, screw it.
01:19:29.000 Yeah, you don't want to get in a fight with those dudes.
01:19:31.000 No, some of them are really weird.
01:19:32.000 A lot of them are high.
01:19:33.000 A lot of them are drunk during the day.
01:19:35.000 Yeah.
01:19:35.000 I was watching one where this grandmaster was playing, one of those guys, and the guy moved his piece in a funny way.
01:19:42.000 He went back and forth and put it in a different spot.
01:19:45.000 And he's like, hey, I saw what you did.
01:19:47.000 I saw what you did there.
01:19:49.000 Oh yeah, the video with Maurice Ashley?
01:19:51.000 That's him.
01:19:51.000 Oh, that's the best.
01:19:53.000 He catches the guy moving the piece.
01:19:55.000 Maurice is beating his ass, and I think he does a little magician's trick, but Maurice catches it.
01:20:03.000 We can't play it, unfortunately.
01:20:05.000 The volume will get in trouble.
01:20:07.000 But yeah, he busted him doing it.
01:20:10.000 He might be in trouble.
01:20:12.000 Yeah, I think he's in trouble.
01:20:14.000 Wait a minute.
01:20:15.000 Let me get rid of this guy.
01:20:16.000 He's not friendly.
01:20:17.000 See what he did there?
01:20:18.000 That's what he did.
01:20:19.000 Yep, yep, yep.
01:20:20.000 That was the...
01:20:30.000 Yeah.
01:20:32.000 Hilarious.
01:20:32.000 That would 100%.
01:20:34.000 That would probably work on me.
01:20:35.000 But that's not going to work on a Grandmaster.
01:20:37.000 And he didn't know that this was Maurice Ashley.
01:20:38.000 He just thought this was some random guy.
01:20:40.000 So now his ego was involved.
01:20:41.000 I can't lose to some rando.
01:20:43.000 And so he tries to pull a fast one.
01:20:45.000 But nope.
01:20:45.000 Not on a Grandmaster.
01:20:46.000 And a Grandmaster is very confident and smiling.
01:20:49.000 Doesn't seem like he's under pressure at all.
01:20:51.000 No, not at all.
01:20:52.000 But that little magic trick, I mean, how often does that guy do that?
01:20:55.000 Because he did it so smoothly.
01:20:56.000 I'd never know.
01:20:57.000 It was so smooth the way he did it.
01:20:59.000 Super smooth, yep.
01:21:00.000 You know, it's like, it's three card Monty in chess form.
01:21:04.000 Right.
01:21:04.000 Yeah.
01:21:05.000 Well, that's, pool hustlers do that too.
01:21:08.000 What do they do?
01:21:09.000 They'll pretend to miss.
01:21:10.000 They'll move things with their stick.
01:21:13.000 Someone who's really good, they'll cheat.
01:21:15.000 They'll cheat in ways where you don't see it.
01:21:18.000 They'll guide a ball in if they know that your angle is where you can't see what's going on.
01:21:22.000 Right.
01:21:23.000 And then also, they'll miss on purpose.
01:21:25.000 That's the whole thing of pool hustling is playing below your speed until the money gets raised.
01:21:30.000 The whole thing about pool hustling is get a guy to think that he can win.
01:21:33.000 So let him win, and then maybe you almost win, but lose, and you get upset and you want to try it again.
01:21:41.000 Now he's really confident.
01:21:42.000 He's like, yeah, let's do it again.
01:21:43.000 And then you lose big.
01:21:46.000 And then you say double or nothing.
01:21:47.000 He's like, fuck yeah, double or nothing.
01:21:49.000 And then you play really good.
01:21:51.000 And then he's like, fuck!
01:21:53.000 And so now the bet has gone from $1,000 to $5,000 to one set for $10,000.
01:22:00.000 Right.
01:22:01.000 And, you know, you're up $6,000, so you think you got this.
01:22:04.000 And then he beats you, and he's like, there's no way.
01:22:06.000 Fuck that.
01:22:06.000 Let's do it again.
01:22:07.000 And then you do it again.
01:22:08.000 And now he plays even better.
01:22:10.000 Like, he might be playing even when he's playing good at, like, 70% of his speed.
01:22:14.000 Right.
01:22:15.000 To make you think he had a lucky one.
01:22:16.000 I had a friend who used to do that.
01:22:18.000 He was a musician who was a genius.
01:22:23.000 He was just a crazy person who lived as a pool hustler.
01:22:26.000 He was always homeless.
01:22:27.000 The whole time I knew him, he was staying on people's couches and sleeping.
01:22:33.000 Flophouses and shit.
01:22:34.000 And he's addicted to drugs.
01:22:36.000 But he was the kind of guy that you could do math.
01:22:38.000 He could do it in his head.
01:22:40.000 Like you'd have a calculator.
01:22:41.000 We would do it at the pool hall.
01:22:42.000 We would say, 369 divided by 7 plus 5 minus 2. And he would bang out the number.
01:22:47.000 Wow.
01:22:47.000 And it was like that.
01:22:49.000 That's crazy.
01:22:49.000 And he'd be like, what the fuck, man?
01:22:50.000 Well, he would pretend he sucks.
01:22:52.000 So he was like a fat guy.
01:22:54.000 And he would just show up in pool halls.
01:22:55.000 And he was real loud and talking shit.
01:22:58.000 And then he'd miss.
01:22:59.000 And when he'd miss, he'd fucking fall down.
01:23:01.000 Fuck!
01:23:01.000 He'd bang his stick on the ground and go to the bathroom and wash his face and come back out.
01:23:06.000 These guys, they thought they had him.
01:23:08.000 We got this guy.
01:23:09.000 We got this guy.
01:23:11.000 And then he starts winning.
01:23:12.000 And he starts winning just barely.
01:23:14.000 And you're like, oh, he's going to fall apart.
01:23:15.000 And he starts winning barely more.
01:23:17.000 And then they would get angry and he would maybe lose a game.
01:23:21.000 And then they'd get back to it.
01:23:23.000 And then by the end of the night, they don't even know what the fuck happened.
01:23:26.000 Because they're watching this guy who now looks like a world champion.
01:23:29.000 And he's just running out from everywhere.
01:23:31.000 Like, what the fuck?
01:23:32.000 People must have got really mad, though.
01:23:34.000 Oh, yeah.
01:23:34.000 I mean, that could get you beat up.
01:23:36.000 Oh, that's the movie The Hustler.
01:23:38.000 They break his hands.
01:23:39.000 They break his thumbs.
01:23:40.000 Yeah, that's the thing that would happen.
01:23:43.000 So you have to know how much you can win, and you have to know when to lose.
01:23:47.000 Right.
01:23:47.000 And sometimes you have to lose money just to get out of there with your life.
01:23:51.000 You've got to agree to play another game and then fall apart just to get out of there.
01:23:55.000 And then maybe you can come back and play them again.
01:23:57.000 There's guys that'll lose weeks in a row to set up a big game.
01:24:02.000 Weeks.
01:24:02.000 They'll come back in and lose.
01:24:04.000 Can you imagine conning for that long?
01:24:05.000 Oh yeah, those guys are good.
01:24:07.000 It was the part of the craft.
01:24:09.000 I can't imagine it.
01:24:10.000 But that was the way they made money.
01:24:12.000 That was the part of the craft.
01:24:13.000 And you didn't want to be known.
01:24:15.000 So the best players back in the day would not enter tournaments.
01:24:18.000 The best players are these legendary guys that you would hear that were just playing in pool halls.
01:24:23.000 And then eventually pool got to a point where it was on television and they started making money.
01:24:29.000 And you know, guys became known, like there's a guy named Buddy Hall, who's like one of the most famous money players of all time, and then eventually he just starts playing tournaments.
01:24:38.000 You know, now everybody knows him anyway, he can't get a game, he's Buddy Hall.
01:24:41.000 They used to call him Rags, that was his initial game.
01:24:44.000 A lot of these guys have like fake names, like Efren Reyes, who's arguably the greatest of all time.
01:24:48.000 He came up from the Philippines and he said he was Cesar Morales.
01:24:51.000 Because even in the Philippines, in the Philippines he was a hero, like everybody knew who Efren was.
01:24:56.000 Even when he was in his twenties, he was a wizard.
01:24:59.000 They call him the magician.
01:25:00.000 He was a wizard on a pool table.
01:25:02.000 And when he came up to America, they weren't even sure.
01:25:05.000 They're like, just to be safe, let's come up with a fake name.
01:25:08.000 And he just robbed everybody at these tournaments.
01:25:11.000 Just robbed everybody in gambling.
01:25:13.000 He could play so much better than everybody.
01:25:15.000 He changed the game.
01:25:16.000 Sort of like Hendrix changed music, Efren changed pool.
01:25:20.000 And a lot of people, they play...
01:25:23.000 There's a lot of things, particularly with safety play, that they learn from watching Efren.
01:25:28.000 What's safety play?
01:25:29.000 So say if you're playing nine ball and you're running the balls in order, right?
01:25:35.000 If I have a shot on the one ball, but I don't have a clear shot at the two, I will knock the one ball into a position and hide the cue ball behind other balls.
01:25:44.000 That makes it bad for you.
01:25:46.000 Yeah, now you have to hit that lower numbered ball.
01:25:48.000 If you don't hit the ball, I get ball in hand.
01:25:51.000 So you not only have to hit it, but you have to also, one ball, either the cue ball or the object ball has to hit a rail after you hit it.
01:25:56.000 Right.
01:25:57.000 So you have to kick.
01:25:59.000 And so kicking is you're shooting into the rails to try to make it rebound off the rail and collide perfectly with this ball over a nine-foot table.
01:26:07.000 And Efren was just a wizard at it.
01:26:10.000 He would do it in a way, not only would he kick the ball, he would kick it in, like a lot of the time.
01:26:15.000 That's crazy.
01:26:15.000 And now guys play to kick balls in.
01:26:17.000 Right.
01:26:18.000 All the time.
01:26:19.000 Because they learned it from Efren.
01:26:20.000 Like three rail kicks where you're cutting into a corner.
01:26:23.000 They know the exact spot on the table to hit with the exact amount of speed and spin to make it land right in front of that ball and nudge it into the pocket.
01:26:31.000 Yep.
01:26:32.000 But that's all, you know, learning from these people that came...
01:26:39.000 Kind of out of nowhere.
01:26:41.000 You know, these pool players were all these sort of shady characters that were hiding out in these pool halls in Louisiana and pretending they're like a painter.
01:26:51.000 They'd come in with like paint all over their overhauls and shit and they'd be walking in like fucking like a hayseed and just talk real stupid and drink a bunch and then people would like get curious, especially if there's like some traveling salesman from out of town.
01:27:06.000 He thinks he's a badass.
01:27:07.000 He plays a little pool.
01:27:08.000 He's got some money in his pocket.
01:27:10.000 Next thing you know, this guy's robbing you.
01:27:12.000 Table tennis is my other hobby.
01:27:15.000 Really?
01:27:15.000 Yeah.
01:27:16.000 Really?
01:27:16.000 I play at this place called Ping Pod in New York.
01:27:18.000 They have a bunch of locations.
01:27:20.000 You can go there for 15 bucks or so and just play with your friend for an hour or they have tournaments.
01:27:28.000 It's really fun.
01:27:29.000 That's a wild game.
01:27:30.000 I love it.
01:27:31.000 That's a wild game to watch too.
01:27:33.000 I was always stunned that ping pong never became as popular as tennis.
01:27:38.000 Because it's so accessible.
01:27:40.000 And it's so fun to watch and to play.
01:27:43.000 Like, you can play it.
01:27:44.000 People can play it.
01:27:44.000 Lower barrier to entry, too.
01:27:46.000 Yes.
01:27:46.000 But also, at the highest level, insanely impressive.
01:27:51.000 Absolutely insane, yeah.
01:27:51.000 I was watching this volley where these people were like 7, 10 feet away from the table.
01:27:56.000 Oh, yeah.
01:27:57.000 And super high speed and diving back and forth and back and forth.
01:28:01.000 And it's like, ah, ah, ah!
01:28:03.000 And the volley's insane.
01:28:04.000 And when someone does score, you're like, wow!
01:28:07.000 Wow!
01:28:07.000 Yeah, the reflexes are just incredible.
01:28:10.000 Amazing.
01:28:10.000 And so many different moves because you're dealing with something that's coming at you, you know, over this low thing, very fast, and you're doing it this way and this way and that way and gentle and fast and there's all these different sneaky tactics.
01:28:24.000 Oh, yeah.
01:28:25.000 God, I love it.
01:28:26.000 I learned to play table tennis when I was, I think, 13. I went to a Chinese language learning camp in Minnesota called Sen Lin Hu.
01:28:36.000 And you go there for a month.
01:28:38.000 You can't speak any English, I think, after the first day.
01:28:41.000 Wow.
01:28:42.000 I had a little bit of Chinese, not very much.
01:28:45.000 And so that's how you learn the quickest, of course, is literally immersion.
01:28:50.000 Yeah.
01:28:50.000 So you go there for a month and no English for a month.
01:28:55.000 And there's this older Chinese guy who's like 60 or 70. And I was super into ping pong, but I wasn't so good.
01:29:04.000 And basically I played with him every day during the free period for like over an hour.
01:29:09.000 And he beat me probably like 50 times in a row.
01:29:13.000 But by the end of that camp, I was beating all the other kids.
01:29:18.000 This guy would beat me like 20 to 3 every single game.
01:29:21.000 But through losing to him, I got good enough to beat all the other kids.
01:29:25.000 Yeah, you get what's called the rub.
01:29:27.000 Yeah.
01:29:27.000 And I didn't realize I was getting good because I was getting beat 21 to 3 every single time.
01:29:32.000 But you're also absorbing what he's doing.
01:29:34.000 Yes.
01:29:34.000 You're experiencing it.
01:29:35.000 Yeah.
01:29:36.000 You're getting the rub.
01:29:37.000 Yeah.
01:29:37.000 That happens in fights.
01:29:38.000 When a fighter fights like an elite world champion, one of two things will happen.
01:29:42.000 Either they'll realize like, oh my god, that guy just beat my ass.
01:29:45.000 I'm never going to be as good as that guy.
01:29:46.000 Mm-hmm.
01:29:46.000 Or the next fight, you see a completely overhauled version of who they were, because they got the rub.
01:29:52.000 They got in there with Israel Adesanya, and they got schooled.
01:29:55.000 And so they're either going to come back and be better than ever, like Robert Whitaker, or they're going to fall apart, like some guys that he's fought.
01:30:01.000 He breaks guys, because they realize, like, I can't do what you're doing.
01:30:06.000 The way you're doing it, my body doesn't work like that.
01:30:10.000 Israel, in his prime, was hitting guys with a combination.
01:30:13.000 Watch the Derrick Brunson.
01:30:15.000 Pull up the Derrick Brunson fight.
01:30:17.000 Derrick Brunson is a dangerous guy.
01:30:19.000 Knockout striker, really good wrestler, very physically strong, just a dangerous top contender.
01:30:25.000 He's fighting Adesanya, and I believe this is before Adesanya won the title, if I'm correct.
01:30:32.000 Not sure.
01:30:33.000 He might have been in defense of the title.
01:30:34.000 Either way, Adesanya, who will go down as one of the greatest of all time, for sure.
01:30:38.000 He hits them with combinations like he's on a different speed.
01:30:45.000 Like there's a 45 record and a 78. He's doing something different.
01:30:49.000 He's moving in a way that's so precise and he knows many steps.
01:30:55.000 If I do this, you're gonna do that.
01:30:58.000 And if I step this way, you're gonna go that way.
01:31:01.000 And he's got all this programmed in his head, and he's not what he calls smashing buttons.
01:31:06.000 He calls like a lot of people they're smashing buttons when they're playing a game.
01:31:09.000 You know, they don't even really exactly know what each button is doing, but they're trying to win by smashing buttons.
01:31:13.000 He's like, a lot of people fight that way.
01:31:15.000 He goes, I fight with precision.
01:31:17.000 A lot of people hit harder than me, but I have precision.
01:31:21.000 Watch this KO. This is a beautiful thing to watch if you appreciate combat sports and if you know how good Derrick Brunson is.
01:31:29.000 So Derrick Brunson is very physically strong.
01:31:32.000 Right here, he's trying to take Adesanya down because Derrick is a top-tier wrestler.
01:31:36.000 And so they separate them.
01:31:39.000 Something happened.
01:31:39.000 I think Derrick was grabbing his shorts or something.
01:31:41.000 They get mad at each other.
01:31:42.000 And so this is where Adesanya pieces him up.
01:31:53.000 So he's avoiding the takedowns here.
01:31:56.000 Derek is, you know, a real powerhouse as a wrestler.
01:32:00.000 But Adesanya's a striking virtuoso.
01:32:05.000 So then he starts putting it on him.
01:32:10.000 So Derek is just frantically trying to get this fight to the mat every chance he gets.
01:32:23.000 The combinations.
01:32:25.000 Just perfect.
01:32:26.000 Look at this.
01:32:26.000 Watch this.
01:32:30.000 He's just piecing them up.
01:32:32.000 Just connecting.
01:32:34.000 Incredible.
01:32:38.000 So when you're in that space, when you're in a cage with that guy, one of two things is gonna happen.
01:32:45.000 Either you're gonna go, I can't do that.
01:32:48.000 I'm not that good.
01:32:49.000 He just fucked me up.
01:32:50.000 Clearly.
01:32:51.000 I'm 34 years old.
01:32:53.000 I'm never gonna get as good as that guy.
01:32:56.000 Or you become a fucking maniac, and you go to the gym Monday morning, and you're drilling everything, and now you have this new frequency that you've experienced.
01:33:08.000 You've experienced this championship-level fighter, and you realize these guys you've been beating, they're good, but this is what it's like to be in there with an all-time great.
01:33:16.000 And you either get great yourself, Which many, like I said, Robert Whitaker has done.
01:33:21.000 Or you don't.
01:33:22.000 Or you just kind of like decide that you're a journeyman now.
01:33:26.000 Yeah.
01:33:26.000 You're never going to be a champion.
01:33:27.000 That's sort of what happened with the Dream Team.
01:33:29.000 Did you see that documentary they did?
01:33:30.000 No.
01:33:31.000 They did a great, actually the Redeem Team, as it was called.
01:33:34.000 Remember when the U.S. basketball team lost, was it to Spain?
01:33:39.000 Mm-hmm.
01:33:40.000 In the finals of the Olympics?
01:33:41.000 Right.
01:33:42.000 And then four years later, obviously...
01:33:45.000 All Americans that care about basketball have an extreme ego that we are the best country for basketball, which is true, but the rest of the world is catching up.
01:33:55.000 I mean, these European guys were getting better and better, and I think there was American complacency.
01:34:01.000 And the Dream Team lost, which was a huge blow to everyone who cared about basketball and to the pride of the NBA. And then four years later, you had what they were calling the Redeem Team.
01:34:14.000 It was LeBron James, Dwayne Wade, Kobe Bryant, and so forth.
01:34:19.000 And basically, everyone except Kobe got up to training, and they thought that they were motivated.
01:34:26.000 They thought that they had a chip on their shoulders.
01:34:28.000 They thought, we're in the right headspace to redeem the country.
01:34:32.000 And then Kobe got there, and they realized they were being silly.
01:34:37.000 Kobe, they were going to practice, they were doing their thing, and then they were going out clubbing.
01:34:43.000 And then when they were getting home at 3 a.m.
01:34:46.000 from clubbing, they would see Kobe getting up to go to the gym.
01:34:50.000 And when they saw that, then they all started doing Kobe's regimen, and they're like, that's a whole different level.
01:34:56.000 Wow.
01:34:57.000 And then they won handily, and that's the story.
01:35:01.000 It's a great documentary.
01:35:02.000 It's interesting how the rest of the world starts catching up with certain things.
01:35:08.000 You know, it used to be in boxing that amateur boxing was dominated by Americans.
01:35:14.000 It was for the longest time.
01:35:17.000 And something happened somewhere along the way.
01:35:21.000 First of all, the issue was always communist bloc countries, right?
01:35:24.000 Teofilo Stevenson is one of the best examples of that.
01:35:26.000 He was an elite world champion from Cuba.
01:35:29.000 And people had always wanted him to fight Muhammad Ali.
01:35:32.000 Like, oh my god, what would it be like if Teofilo Stevenson fought Muhammad Ali?
01:35:35.000 Because he was beating everybody.
01:35:37.000 In boxing as a heavyweight, but he was Cuban and he was communist and he fought for the Olympic team, period.
01:35:42.000 And that was it.
01:35:43.000 He never defected.
01:35:44.000 Many boxers did, but he didn't.
01:35:47.000 So they have that advantage.
01:35:48.000 They're being sponsored by the state.
01:35:49.000 They get food and special training and special privileges if they win.
01:35:54.000 And Yoel Romero, who was on the Cuban wrestling team, He explained that all to us here.
01:36:00.000 It was an awesome podcast.
01:36:01.000 Joey Diaz translated for Yoel, which is amazing.
01:36:05.000 Outrageous.
01:36:05.000 It was amazing.
01:36:06.000 It was amazing.
01:36:06.000 But the way he was saying the programs that they have, like the insane dedication they have.
01:36:12.000 And then if you are of the elite, you get three meals a day.
01:36:16.000 But if you're below that, you get two meals a day.
01:36:19.000 And so you have this insane motivation that these young guys have.
01:36:23.000 It's not just, I want to be great.
01:36:24.000 It's like, I want more food.
01:36:26.000 Yeah, crazy.
01:36:27.000 He's like, and you become a machine!
01:36:31.000 So he described it.
01:36:33.000 And to have this guy who's like a hulk of a man.
01:36:36.000 He's so massive.
01:36:37.000 And he fights at 185 pounds, or at least he used to.
01:36:40.000 I have no idea how he got to 185 pounds.
01:36:42.000 I was always baffled by his weight cut because he's enormous.
01:36:47.000 You know?
01:36:47.000 I mean, he's this, like, just specimen of a man.
01:36:52.000 And so when he says, and you become a machine!
01:36:56.000 And you look at him, you're like, he's a fucking machine!
01:36:58.000 I mean, so there was that in the Soviet bloc countries.
01:37:03.000 But somewhere along the line, the Americans lost a lot of the dominance.
01:37:08.000 And now there's these Eastern European fighters and there's Russian fighters.
01:37:13.000 That are super elite.
01:37:15.000 Like, very, very high level.
01:37:17.000 And then they come over to professional boxing, and there's quite a few of them from some of those worn-toured countries like Chechnya.
01:37:25.000 One of the scariest guys in the world right now is this guy, Arthur Bitterbeev.
01:37:29.000 And he's the light heavyweight champion and nobody wants to fight him.
01:37:32.000 He's 19-0 with 19 knockouts.
01:37:36.000 No one survives.
01:37:37.000 And he's got this seek and destroy style that's absolutely terrifying.
01:37:43.000 He just comes at guys and never backs up and he looks like a fucking terrifying human.
01:37:50.000 He's built like a tank with that beard, you know, the lower beard that Muslims have.
01:37:54.000 You know, he's just a monster, man.
01:37:56.000 Just a monster.
01:37:57.000 What's the latest with the Mike Tyson, Logan?
01:38:00.000 Was it Logan Paul or Jake Paul?
01:38:02.000 Jake's the really good boxer.
01:38:03.000 Tell me about that, because I saw that reported and I got super interested in it, but I haven't looked into it since.
01:38:08.000 I am fascinating because it's going to happen and there's nothing I can do to stop it from happening.
01:38:13.000 Do you want to stop it from happening?
01:38:14.000 I do not necessarily think it's a good idea for 57-year-old men to be fighting 27-year-old men.
01:38:21.000 I think with skilled, like if a 27-year-old me fought a 57-year-old Mike Tyson, yeah, he'd beat the fucking shit out of me.
01:38:30.000 It'd be quick.
01:38:32.000 But a 27-year-old Jake Paul who can box and is very good power and he's very fast and he's young.
01:38:39.000 He's gonna be smaller than Mike.
01:38:41.000 Mike will probably weigh 230 pounds-ish and Jake will probably weigh 200 pounds-ish.
01:38:48.000 He's fought, you know, I think he got as low as like 187 or 185 for some of his fights.
01:38:53.000 He's a big guy though and he probably cuts weight to get there and he won't cut weight for this at all so maybe he will be similar in weight.
01:39:00.000 Maybe he won't want to be because he'll want the speed, but he can knock people dead.
01:39:05.000 He's a really good puncher, and he's a good boxer.
01:39:08.000 He's fought very good boxers, and he's knocked out a lot of former MMA stars, including Tyron Woodley, who's one of the greatest welterweights of all time, and he flatlined him.
01:39:19.000 He's really good.
01:39:21.000 So what is Mike Tyson's incentive to do this?
01:39:24.000 It's a lot of money, I'm sure.
01:39:25.000 I'm sure they came to him with a lot of money.
01:39:27.000 You know, people don't think Jake Paul's really good.
01:39:30.000 Those people are all people that can't get by the fact that he's a YouTube guy.
01:39:35.000 Like, I had this argument with Dave Portnoy, where he was trying to tell me he sucks, you know, and Tommy Fury sucks.
01:39:41.000 I mean, he does not suck.
01:39:41.000 Don't say he sucks.
01:39:42.000 You don't know what you're talking about.
01:39:43.000 You might not like him, but you should separate that.
01:39:45.000 Yeah, you can't say, specifically Tommy Fury.
01:39:48.000 He's like, he fights bums, he's fighting this Tommy Fury guy.
01:39:50.000 I go, you're incorrect.
01:39:52.000 As a person who understands combat sports, this guy's very skilled.
01:39:55.000 He's very skilled.
01:39:56.000 He's a very elite boxer.
01:39:58.000 Like I'm watching the combinations he throws, his movement, the way he steps and sets up shots, the way he's countering.
01:40:04.000 He's a very high level boxer.
01:40:06.000 He's a real professional caliber boxer.
01:40:09.000 And Jake Paul, that was his first loss.
01:40:11.000 But it was a close loss.
01:40:13.000 Jake Paul's a really good boxer.
01:40:15.000 And he knocks a lot of people unconscious.
01:40:17.000 And if he wasn't Jake Paul, the YouTube guy, just this wild kid coming up in the middleweight ranks or the light heavyweight ranks or whatever, cruiserweight I guess he's in, you would go, holy shit, look at this guy.
01:40:28.000 This guy's fun.
01:40:29.000 He's wild.
01:40:30.000 He wears all his flashy jewelry.
01:40:32.000 He's got crazy tattoos everywhere.
01:40:33.000 And he knocks people unconscious.
01:40:34.000 And he's knocked a bunch of former MMA champions unconscious.
01:40:37.000 Wow!
01:40:38.000 Knocked Ben Askren unconscious, which is, you know, Ben Askren was not really a striker, but...
01:40:42.000 The point is, like, Nate Simmons, that basketball player, did you see that fight?
01:40:46.000 No.
01:40:47.000 Oh, my God, dude.
01:40:48.000 This is when I was telling people, I'm like, hey, man, he can fight fight.
01:40:52.000 Like, really fight.
01:40:53.000 I know Nate is a basketball player, and he's, like, really athletic and probably out of his element in a boxing match, but he took it because he really believes in himself.
01:41:02.000 But Jake Paul is actually a better boxer.
01:41:03.000 Mm-hmm.
01:41:04.000 Watch what he does, the way he does it, the way he lands these shots.
01:41:08.000 These are real punches, that elite caliber of technique.
01:41:13.000 He's got the thing.
01:41:16.000 First of all, he's got one-punch knockout power, which is odd.
01:41:20.000 It's an odd thing to have.
01:41:21.000 Not everybody gets it.
01:41:24.000 Some of the greats, like Julio Cesar Chavez, one of the greatest of all time, did not have one-punch knockout power, would beat you down.
01:41:31.000 Slowly but surely with a barrage of punches, just constantly moving, perfectly placed combinations, but he would wear your ass down over three, four, five rounds, and eventually you just crumble over the weight of the blows.
01:41:42.000 You can't hit him, he's destroying you.
01:41:44.000 Mike Tyson's a one-punch killer.
01:41:46.000 Deontay Wilder's the greatest one-puncher of all time.
01:41:49.000 Do you think Tyson is such a genetic freak that his 57 may not have declined from his prime as much as a normal person?
01:41:56.000 Yes and science.
01:41:58.000 So here's the difference.
01:41:59.000 A 57-year-old today is on testosterone replacement therapy.
01:42:02.000 That's the other thing I was going to ask.
01:42:03.000 It's not 57 in the Jack Johnson days.
01:42:06.000 We're talking about 57 in the days of biological engineering.
01:42:09.000 You're able to do all kinds of stuff with its human growth hormone levels, with the use of peptides, with the use of testosterone.
01:42:16.000 The difference between a young man and an old man, there's a bunch of them, right?
01:42:20.000 But a lot of it is hormonal.
01:42:22.000 A lot of it is how much you've been using the body.
01:42:26.000 There's older people that are in incredible shape that don't do anything as far as hormone replacement.
01:42:33.000 They have just never stayed off the grind and they're diligent with their nutrition and their supplementation.
01:42:39.000 And they sleep well, and they drink a lot of water, and they're in incredible shape, like, deep into their 50s.
01:42:44.000 Those are rare.
01:42:45.000 Those are the outliers, right?
01:42:48.000 But a 57-year-old today that's on hormone replacement, and you're eating well and taking a lot of vitamins and creatine, and you're using all these strategies like red light therapy and saunas and cold punch,
01:43:04.000 that's a different thing, man.
01:43:07.000 And Mike Tyson's that different thing.
01:43:09.000 He could fuck him up.
01:43:11.000 It could be one of those fights where Mike Tyson gets him in a corner and connects with a punch and Jake Paul just goes limp.
01:43:18.000 He's still that guy.
01:43:20.000 If you watch him hit mitts, the thing is, can he close the gap?
01:43:24.000 Can he move?
01:43:26.000 As a quickness point.
01:43:27.000 He has problems with his back.
01:43:28.000 He's had sciatic problems to the point where a year or so ago he was walking with a cane.
01:43:33.000 Now, what sciatica is, is your nerves are getting pushed.
01:43:39.000 So something's pushing on your nerves.
01:43:40.000 It could be a bulging disc.
01:43:41.000 It could be a bunch of different things.
01:43:43.000 But that's an issue.
01:43:44.000 It's a real issue that can become chronic, especially when you're going through a long and intensive training camp, like he's going through now, up to July 20th.
01:43:54.000 But when I look at him hit the pads, and he's hitting pads with this guy, Rafael Cordero, who's a legendary MMA trainer.
01:44:01.000 He comes from Shoot the Box in Brazil.
01:44:04.000 Curitiba Brazil created one of the wildest, most aggressive mixed martial arts fighters ever.
01:44:10.000 Anderson Silva, Vanderlei Silva, Murillo Shogun...
01:44:15.000 All these guys who came out of there were monsters, and Rafael Cordero is from that camp.
01:44:20.000 He was an elite Thai boxer, and then he became an elite MMA trainer.
01:44:24.000 And so he's the guy working with Mike Tyson.
01:44:26.000 And so he's holding mitts with Mike Tyson, and Mike Tyson is smashing those mitts.
01:44:31.000 Yeah, that's what I saw in that video.
01:44:32.000 So this is like, right now, 57-year-olds.
01:44:34.000 See if you can find some of that.
01:44:36.000 Not the older stuff, but the newer stuff.
01:44:37.000 It's because it's on his Instagram.
01:44:41.000 Looked pretty serious.
01:44:42.000 Yeah, he's like, day two, still want to fuck with me?
01:44:45.000 I mean, I'm 100% rooting for Mike Tyson.
01:44:47.000 Oh, of course.
01:44:48.000 Obviously.
01:44:49.000 Of course, everybody should be.
01:44:51.000 And, you know, Jake Paul is probably a little scared.
01:44:55.000 You know, as much as he thinks he's the younger guy, and he's a tough guy, and he's a really good boxer, and he'd probably be able to do it.
01:45:00.000 Look at this.
01:45:01.000 Yeah.
01:45:02.000 Give me some volume.
01:45:03.000 Terrifying.
01:45:11.000 I have faith to guard the war.
01:45:12.000 Get ready, baby!
01:45:14.000 Fire in the house!
01:45:24.000 That's still Mike Tyson.
01:45:26.000 Yeah, that's still what I see in my nightmares.
01:45:28.000 And that is a guy who's on testosterone.
01:45:30.000 That's a guy who's on human growth hormone.
01:45:32.000 Gotta be, right?
01:45:32.000 Gotta be.
01:45:33.000 I mean, I never asked him, but I couldn't imagine he would try to do this without.
01:45:37.000 And I couldn't imagine he would be able to keep that physique.
01:45:40.000 Like, he got heavy for a while.
01:45:43.000 This was updated today on USA Today.
01:45:45.000 The fight must still be approved.
01:45:47.000 Oh, interesting.
01:45:48.000 It's only been announced on the calendar for the AT&T Stadium.
01:45:52.000 Interesting.
01:45:53.000 They've not been approved by the Texas board yet.
01:45:56.000 Interesting.
01:45:57.000 Well, there's probably going to be a lot of pressure for them to not approve it, just based on his age.
01:46:01.000 The age gap is 30 years, which is just wild.
01:46:05.000 Right.
01:46:06.000 But there is a difference between Mike Tyson and a regular person.
01:46:09.000 There just is.
01:46:09.000 I listened to your podcast with Kurt Metzger, who I know and I've been on his podcast, had a great time on his pod.
01:46:17.000 He's a fun dude.
01:46:18.000 He is.
01:46:19.000 But I think I disagree with you both kind of on the Israel issue, on the idea...
01:46:24.000 There was one point where you were kind of saying it's almost as if the Jews are doing what was done to them, as if it's genocide.
01:46:31.000 I'm saying that when you're killing 30,000 innocent civilians in response to something that killed 1,200 innocent civilians and you're continuing to bomb an area into oblivion, which is what it looks like when you're looking at Gaza.
01:46:45.000 There's many people that have made the argument that that is at least the steps of genocide or a form of genocide.
01:46:52.000 You're destroying thousands and thousands of people's homes and killing them.
01:46:58.000 So when you say 30,000 civilians, it's not 30,000 civilians that have been killed though.
01:47:03.000 How many thousands have been killed?
01:47:04.000 So according to Gaza Health Ministry, which is, it is run by Hamas, the number they have is 32,000, but they don't distinguish between Hamas and civilians.
01:47:15.000 How many members of Hamas are there?
01:47:17.000 40,000, something like that.
01:47:20.000 I don't think the number is known, but it's tens of thousands.
01:47:22.000 So Hamas says 32,000 people have been killed, civilians and soldiers.
01:47:28.000 Israel says 13,000 soldiers have been killed by Israel.
01:47:32.000 So if you just being, let's not doubt either number, they could both be inflated.
01:47:38.000 But if both of those numbers are accurate, which they may or may not be, that would be 13,000 soldiers killed, 19,000 civilians killed, which for urban combat in the Middle East is a very normal ratio.
01:47:53.000 I see what you're saying if you wanted to look at it cold and objectively.
01:47:58.000 Yeah.
01:47:58.000 But it's still...
01:48:00.000 I hope it doesn't come across cold because...
01:48:02.000 But it's mostly women and children that are dying because they're in a place where these terrorists are, right?
01:48:09.000 I mean, it's not...
01:48:10.000 Because the terrorists on purpose embed themselves with the civilian population, which is a war crime.
01:48:16.000 Which is a strategy that they have clearly employed when you see them.
01:48:20.000 When the IDF went into that hospital and found Hamas.
01:48:23.000 Just recently?
01:48:24.000 Yes.
01:48:25.000 Yeah.
01:48:25.000 So it's real.
01:48:26.000 It's not just a conspiracy theory.
01:48:28.000 We know that that's real.
01:48:30.000 But it's still, you're still talking about 20,000, whatever it is, of innocent people getting bombed into the Stone Age.
01:48:38.000 And then there's this, like...
01:48:43.000 What are the pressures that are being put on people that are trying to deliver aid?
01:48:49.000 How difficult is it?
01:48:51.000 So my understanding of the aid issue, and I've looked into it quite a bit, is that the aid is getting into Gaza.
01:49:00.000 They've gotten over a quarter ton of food into Gaza since the beginning of the war, which is pretty similar to the food that was getting in.
01:49:08.000 The problem is it's not getting to the people, especially in the north, because the north is a war zone.
01:49:14.000 So it's getting through the border.
01:49:16.000 Israel's allowing it in.
01:49:17.000 But then what happens is the IDF doesn't control the delivery.
01:49:22.000 The delivery is controlled by humanitarian organizations like UNRWA and just a whole bevy of humanitarian organizations.
01:49:30.000 And they have these aid convoys going to people, but then Hamas hijacks it.
01:49:34.000 Random gang of people.
01:49:37.000 Palestinians hijack it.
01:49:39.000 Hungry civilians hijack it.
01:49:41.000 And it's an absolute mess in terms of distributing the aid.
01:49:44.000 And that's why you see...
01:49:45.000 And it was a problem in the war in Iraq, too.
01:49:47.000 What was the case when it was being reported?
01:49:50.000 It's very difficult to know when, you know, you're getting the Hamas version of a story and then you're getting the Israeli version of a story.
01:49:57.000 What happened when there was the aid truck and people started getting shot?
01:50:02.000 The one last night?
01:50:03.000 No, it was a while ago.
01:50:04.000 Okay, so yes, that was a couple weeks ago.
01:50:08.000 I don't have the full detailed version up to date of what happened there.
01:50:12.000 But I believe it had something to do with a clash between the IDF and other Palestinians that were involved in distributing the aid.
01:50:24.000 Because what you have is you have Hamas, but you also have powerful families in Gaza.
01:50:32.000 Yeah.
01:50:52.000 And these people are also involved in the distribution of aid or in the hoarding of aid or in the stealing of aid or in the taking of aid and then selling it for very high prices on the secondary market, which is why it may not be getting to everyone in the north.
01:51:06.000 So are those the people that the Israeli soldiers shot?
01:51:10.000 No, I think it turned into, it could have been a panic firefight and they killed civilians.
01:51:18.000 What caused the panic firefight?
01:51:19.000 I don't think there's details.
01:51:21.000 That I don't know.
01:51:22.000 So the accusation was that they were shooting people that were trying to get aid?
01:51:26.000 Yes.
01:51:28.000 And you don't think that's the case?
01:51:30.000 I think it's very unlikely.
01:51:31.000 Is it possible?
01:51:32.000 Yeah, it's possible.
01:51:33.000 Absolutely.
01:51:34.000 My assumption is that there is going to be war crimes in this war.
01:51:37.000 And I know Kurt would probably say, I'm doing the tragedy of war thing.
01:51:44.000 But it's actually a legitimate point in every single war, even the just ones.
01:51:48.000 There are war crimes by berserk soldiers, by the good guys.
01:51:52.000 That doesn't mean it's genocide.
01:51:53.000 And that doesn't mean it's not a just war.
01:51:56.000 That is a very important point, the war crimes thing, because I think when you're asking someone to follow and obey rules, when you're also asking them to murder people that they don't even know and that these are the bad people.
01:52:11.000 Like, you have it in your head that those are the people that you have to kill, and you're getting shot at, and you're watching your friends die, and you're, you know, two years into this now?
01:52:22.000 Whatever it is, you know, when you're in Ukraine, for instance, you know, you're two years into getting shot at, and, like, I'm sure they do some horrific shit if they catch people, or if they get someone that they think is on the other side, or someone who looks like they're on the other side.
01:52:38.000 You're asking a person to do an insanely evil and horrific thing, but then stop when the rules don't apply.
01:52:45.000 And some people are not going to do that.
01:52:47.000 That's right.
01:52:48.000 And I think that the fundamental difference between Israel and Hamas is Israeli society, however imperfectly, is not going to celebrate the monsters on their own side when they're really found to be monsters.
01:53:01.000 They're not going to hand out candies to people who kill Palestinian civilians like Hamas does in reverse.
01:53:10.000 And so my feeling about it is still that...
01:53:15.000 You know, any nation that suffered what Israel did on October 7th, everyone in the country would be saying, you have to go get these guys.
01:53:24.000 You have to eliminate this organization that did this.
01:53:26.000 And if they're 80% finished with that job, it would make no sense at this point to stop before you've cut out the last 20% of the cancer or before you've put out the last 20% of the fire, right?
01:53:38.000 Even with all of the absolute suffering that is real on the Palestinian side, You know, so that's how I feel about it.
01:53:45.000 And I think it's really, it's very, very distinct from genocide.
01:53:49.000 Because genocide is when you're trying to maximize civilian casualties.
01:53:53.000 I think Israel, however imperfectly, is doing the opposite.
01:53:57.000 They're trying to minimize civilian casualties.
01:54:00.000 That's interesting.
01:54:02.000 What would people say that would disagree with you when they talk about targeting mosques, targeting hospitals?
01:54:10.000 And we know that some of the targeting hospital stories are just not true.
01:54:13.000 Like the New York Times printed a story saying that the hospital was bombed and that X amount of people died.
01:54:19.000 But it turns out the bomb actually hit the parking lot of the hospital.
01:54:21.000 Right.
01:54:22.000 And a very small amount of people died.
01:54:23.000 We talked about that last time.
01:54:24.000 Yeah.
01:54:24.000 So there is some, there's, but there have been for sure targeting of mosques, like for instance.
01:54:31.000 Do you think that's because Hamas uses these mosques?
01:54:34.000 Absolutely.
01:54:35.000 So when they're blowing up their infrastructure and bombing the mosques and bombing whatever the schools, they're doing it because Hamas is in those schools.
01:54:44.000 They're doing it because they have good faith intelligence that Hamas is in those schools.
01:54:49.000 And they tell them that these people are using human shields and they just say, well, the most important thing is getting rid of Hamas.
01:54:58.000 Yeah, the laws of war say you cannot target a church, a mosque, a hospital.
01:55:02.000 But if the enemy turns that hospital into a military operation site, as Hamas does, which is routine for them, Then it can become legitimate.
01:55:15.000 You have to do a proportionality assessment.
01:55:17.000 Is it worth killing this many civilians to get the bad guys?
01:55:20.000 And that's a judgment call that I think reasonable people can disagree on on a case-by-case basis.
01:55:25.000 And I'm not going to sit here and tell you that I would agree with every...
01:55:30.000 Bombing that Israel has made, I'm certain there's one that was not worth it.
01:55:36.000 You killed too many people for...
01:55:37.000 But that's a judgment call that armies are allowed to make in times of war.
01:55:43.000 And Hamas is the one that turns these civilian locations into military operation sites.
01:55:49.000 Which is a war crime.
01:55:51.000 This is the way I would put it, succinctly.
01:55:54.000 If you ask the question, what is unique about this war?
01:55:57.000 What is different about this war than all other wars?
01:56:01.000 It's not the civilian death toll.
01:56:03.000 The ratio of combatants to civilians is, I think it's better than the American armies was when we got ISIS out of Mosul.
01:56:10.000 That was like 10,000 civilians dead to kill 4,000 ISIS. This is 19,000 civilians dead to kill 13,000.
01:56:25.000 What's unique about this war, unlike every other war that I could think of, is you have an army in Hamas that has perfected the art of embedding itself and meshing itself with civilians so that you cannot hit them without hitting the people around them.
01:56:44.000 Other armies have done this, but none have perfected it to the extent that Hamas has.
01:56:49.000 No army that I know of in military history has had 15 years to build 300 miles of tunnel underneath a city that they don't use to shelter the civilians, but they use to shelter themselves so that they can operate right under a kindergarten,
01:57:06.000 right under a mosque.
01:57:08.000 So this is a challenge no army has faced.
01:57:11.000 And so that's what makes this war different.
01:57:13.000 And yes, I agree with all of the absolute tragedy and suffering of the Palestinian people, but what creates that is the way Hamas fights.
01:57:24.000 We can say one of two things.
01:57:26.000 We can either say, well, Israel doesn't have a clean shot, and so they have to let Hamas get away with it because it's too much to bear.
01:57:40.000 But then we are essentially creating a situation where terrorists...
01:57:45.000 Have found the perfect solution, which is that you can cross the border, go house to house slaughtering your enemies, and then hide behind your own people and they can do nothing about it.
01:57:54.000 It's a perfect strategy.
01:57:55.000 Can we live in a world where we allow that to be an acceptable strategy?
01:57:58.000 I don't think so.
01:58:00.000 And it's very ugly to watch.
01:58:03.000 It's heartbreaking, and I completely understand why people don't think the way I think when they see the videos.
01:58:10.000 I completely get it.
01:58:11.000 But I don't think we can actually...
01:58:14.000 Live in a world where that's allowed to be a strategy.
01:58:18.000 I appreciate your perspective.
01:58:20.000 Yeah.
01:58:20.000 I see what you're saying.
01:58:21.000 Yeah.
01:58:22.000 You clearly know more about it than I do.
01:58:24.000 But also, one of the fears is that people in power in Israel wanted Hamas to be in power in Gaza.
01:58:36.000 Because they wanted an enemy that they could fight with impunity.
01:58:40.000 You know, that they could attack.
01:58:43.000 Almost like they could justify what they really want to do, which is take over Gaza.
01:58:48.000 This is the fear that a lot of, you know, the people that delve hardcore into conspiracy theories about.
01:58:55.000 Like, there's people that I've heard call it a false flag.
01:58:58.000 There's two different things.
01:58:59.000 One is that they wanted Hamas to stay in control of Gaza.
01:59:04.000 And one is that Because they could justify attacks.
01:59:09.000 And that they would always have someone to attack.
01:59:11.000 They would always have some reason to push forward.
01:59:14.000 I think the things I've heard are two kind of conflicting theories.
01:59:19.000 One was that Netanyahu wanted to keep Hamas in power.
01:59:24.000 Right.
01:59:24.000 And was essentially paying them off.
01:59:28.000 Right, that he was funding.
01:59:29.000 Yeah, but the whole world was funding Hamas.
01:59:32.000 The EU and America, too.
01:59:34.000 Because we don't want people to starve.
01:59:36.000 But the idea was we're going to keep Hamas in place because Hamas is so scary and terrible and everyone recognizes they're a terrorist organization.
01:59:46.000 Unless you're on a college campus.
01:59:48.000 Right, right, right.
01:59:49.000 And Hamas doesn't even pretend to want the two-state solution, whereas Palestinian Authority is more moderate.
01:59:55.000 They've become close or seemingly come close.
01:59:58.000 So if you're an Israeli prime minister against the two-state solution, the way that people have argued is that Netanyahu wants to keep the Palestinians divided.
02:00:07.000 Palestinian Authority, Hamas here.
02:00:09.000 This way, he'll never be pressured to do a two-state solution because Hamas doesn't even want it.
02:00:14.000 So that's the idea is that Netanyahu wants to keep Hamas in power.
02:00:17.000 And that was based on Komet's Comments that he made at a meeting, although there was never a video of the meeting, but it seems like something he might say.
02:00:25.000 So that was one theory.
02:00:27.000 But then the other theory, which kind of conflicts with that, they can't really both be true, I think, is that Netanyahu wanted the attack to happen as a pretext to take over Gaza.
02:00:40.000 Which I think makes no sense.
02:00:42.000 I mean, the first theory is not crazy.
02:00:45.000 It's not at all crazy that Netanyahu wanted to keep Hamas in power so that...
02:00:52.000 Because imagine if Palestinian Authority and Palestinian Authority are here, they could link up and say, we want a state.
02:00:59.000 And then Netanyahu would have to be the guy saying, no two-state solution.
02:01:03.000 But if they're divided, he never has to deal with that.
02:01:06.000 What doesn't make sense at all is that he somehow false flagged the October 7th so that he could take over Gaza for two reasons.
02:01:14.000 One, nobody has wanted to take over Gaza, not even Egypt.
02:01:18.000 Nobody wants to run it.
02:01:20.000 There's no strategic advantage for Israel to run it.
02:01:23.000 Well, Israel occupies it.
02:01:25.000 So if it's no longer Gaza, if it's part of Israel.
02:01:28.000 Like, Israel has expanded its boundaries throughout its history, right?
02:01:31.000 Sure, but nobody has actually...
02:01:33.000 The Gaza Strip...
02:01:34.000 Israel is very focused on the West Bank.
02:01:37.000 The West Bank has religious significance to Jews.
02:01:41.000 They call it Judea and Samaria.
02:01:43.000 It's where so many of the things in the Bible happened.
02:01:46.000 So Jews have an attachment to the West Bank.
02:01:49.000 Many do.
02:01:50.000 Even some secular Jews.
02:01:52.000 Jews have no attachment to the Gaza Strip whatsoever.
02:01:56.000 Again, Egypt occupied it for 20 years in the middle of the 20th century, and they didn't even want it back after their war with Israel because it has no strategic value, and it was more of a headache to manage than it was worth.
02:02:12.000 Secondly, October 7th is basically the worst thing for Netanyahu's legacy ever.
02:02:19.000 Everyone in Israel, his popularity has only declined because of this event, because he's seen to have let it happen.
02:02:26.000 And the second the war is over, he's basically going to be run out in shame.
02:02:33.000 So why would he cause it?
02:02:36.000 Well, weren't they protesting him before Netanyahu?
02:02:39.000 Yes.
02:02:39.000 For months on the streets, thousands of people.
02:02:42.000 Yes.
02:02:42.000 And it was because he was trying to expand the powers of the court, right?
02:02:47.000 He was trying to diminish the power of the court.
02:02:49.000 Oh, that's right.
02:02:49.000 Yeah, because the court in Israel kind of has power to check the right-wing government.
02:02:54.000 It's almost the reverse of America.
02:02:57.000 We have a conservative court.
02:02:59.000 Long story short, they kind of have a liberal court that can check the power of the right-wing party that Netanyahu runs.
02:03:05.000 Oh.
02:03:06.000 And so a lot of people disagreed about that.
02:03:09.000 It's a whole long issue, but the left wing in Israel was very upset that he was trying to diminish the power of the court.
02:03:16.000 So if the left-wing in Israel, if he's trying to diminish the power of the court so that he could get right-wing agendas pushed forth, and again, I want to be really clear, not saying this is a false flag, but that would be if I was a guy that was inclined to do a false flag,
02:03:34.000 I would justify my need to do whatever I needed to do to combat these people that were willing to do this thing.
02:03:43.000 Now, I'm not saying Not even a false flag, but allowing something to happen or knowing and having knowledge.
02:03:50.000 I'm not attached to this at all.
02:03:53.000 I don't even agree with it myself.
02:03:55.000 I'm just saying that this is like a concept that people throw around.
02:03:58.000 So, in counter to that concept, I would argue Netanyahu was elected just before this whole judicial form thing happened.
02:04:07.000 The fact that the left was protesting It doesn't mean that Netanyahu was in an existential situation.
02:04:17.000 His base loved him.
02:04:19.000 If anything, the protest fired up his base even more.
02:04:21.000 So it was kind of like the women's march after Trump won.
02:04:24.000 Yeah, exactly.
02:04:24.000 It was bigger than that.
02:04:27.000 I want to give it credit.
02:04:27.000 It was bigger than that.
02:04:28.000 It was dividing Israeli society more than that.
02:04:31.000 But Netanyahu didn't, even from that situation, however precarious it was, his situation immediately got worse after October 7th because everyone blamed him.
02:04:44.000 And it's only gotten worse in the past few months if you look at the polling on approval of Netanyahu.
02:04:50.000 So if it was a false flag, it'd be the dumbest false flag in the world.
02:04:55.000 And he's not a dumb guy.
02:04:56.000 So there's no chance it's a false flag.
02:04:58.000 So the other conspiracy theory would be that they had foreknowledge of it, but they allowed it to happen.
02:05:05.000 This is one that gets attached to 9-11 as well, right?
02:05:08.000 Yes, it gets attached to everything.
02:05:11.000 Of course.
02:05:12.000 But, I mean, my thing with that is if you're in a country like Israel, if you're the Mossad or the Shin Bet, you have Hamas, you have Hamas in Gaza, Hamas in the West Bank, Palestinian Islamic Jihad,
02:05:28.000 Hezbollah, Iran, Houthis, and so on.
02:05:34.000 And you're basically getting every single day, you're getting a list of 14, 15 different threats and plans on Israel, right?
02:05:43.000 Some of them small, some of them huge.
02:05:45.000 How do you distinguish between the ones that are likely to happen and the ones are not?
02:05:49.000 This is a very difficult thing.
02:05:50.000 It's not obvious, right?
02:05:51.000 You use your intelligence.
02:05:51.000 You try to have spies in all the Palestinian areas that are informing and so forth.
02:05:57.000 But you're constantly getting signals of threats all the time, right?
02:06:01.000 So to say they knew about it, They did get information about a plan to attack at some point.
02:06:12.000 They didn't know it was going to happen on October 7th.
02:06:15.000 They didn't know the scale of it or how successful it was going to be.
02:06:18.000 How was it so successful if they have the most sophisticated surveillance system?
02:06:24.000 How was it so successful?
02:06:25.000 How were they able to pull that off?
02:06:27.000 So it was partly because normally Israel would have lots of IDF stationed on the border with Gaza.
02:06:39.000 Because there's a wall there, but they would normally have lots of...
02:06:42.000 They had very few soldiers there because they were distracted.
02:06:46.000 The whole country divided over these protests.
02:06:48.000 The soldiers were in the West Bank.
02:06:51.000 And this is one of the reasons why people blame Netanyahu, because it was under his watch that they took their eye off Hamas.
02:07:00.000 Now, this is where it goes to the first theory, that Netanyahu wanted to keep Hamas in power.
02:07:05.000 One of the reasons why he thought he benefited, and I guess he did benefit from Hamas staying in power, is that they believed Hamas was deterred.
02:07:16.000 In other words, they believed, mistakenly, partly because Hamas was sending these signals for years, that Hamas doesn't want to fight us right now.
02:07:27.000 Right now they're focused on taking all our money and taking the world's money and building stuff in Gaza.
02:07:33.000 Hamas was very smart.
02:07:35.000 They allowed Israel to believe that while they planned this whole thing.
02:07:38.000 So they got complacent.
02:07:40.000 Essentially.
02:07:41.000 And this happens with groups all the time.
02:07:45.000 They fought with Hezbollah in 2006, but the assumption has been that Hezbollah hasn't really made major plans to attack full scale, even though their army is way stronger than Hamas.
02:07:59.000 I mean, Hezbollah has an incredibly strong army.
02:08:02.000 But Israelis assume that because we bombed them so bad in 2006 and they told us, if we knew, the leader of Hezbollah said this, if they knew how badly you were going to come after us because of our raid in 2006, we never would have done it.
02:08:28.000 Hmm.
02:08:44.000 And that's what they thought was true of Hamas, and that's why they were giving Hamas money and increasing the amount of Palestinians that could come to Gaza and so forth.
02:08:52.000 So it was all a tragic miscalculation, but it was not a false flag.
02:08:56.000 So what do you think they thought would happen if you go across the border and you kill 1,200 innocent civilians?
02:09:06.000 No way they thought they'd be that successful.
02:09:08.000 Really?
02:09:08.000 There's no way.
02:09:09.000 How could they have thought they would be that successful?
02:09:12.000 To have the run of the place for hours, going house to house, kibbutz to kibbutz, barely encountering any resistance for the first couple hours.
02:09:20.000 There's no way that they thought they would be that successful, I think.
02:09:24.000 And how are the people there not armed?
02:09:26.000 They are armed.
02:09:28.000 Israelis are...
02:09:30.000 All the people in the settlements were armed?
02:09:31.000 So the problem is the kibbutzes that are right next to Gaza, those are all the hippies.
02:09:39.000 I've been to those villages.
02:09:40.000 Which is why the raves were there.
02:09:43.000 That's right.
02:09:44.000 These are all the super left-wing Israeli hippies, communists.
02:09:48.000 Literally, they live in communes.
02:09:49.000 A kibbutz is a commune.
02:09:51.000 They're very little, idyllic, beautiful villages, and they're the most left-wing part of Israeli society.
02:09:57.000 They have a lot of love for the Palestinians.
02:10:00.000 They're the people that go over into Gaza, and when someone needs hospital, they'll drive them from Gaza to Israel.
02:10:07.000 So they were not the hardliners.
02:10:09.000 And probably the ones...
02:10:11.000 I don't know how armed they would be in that kind of a town.
02:10:15.000 That I don't know.
02:10:16.000 It's pretty crazy to be right next door to people that hate you and not have guns.
02:10:19.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:10:21.000 That I don't know.
02:10:21.000 Maybe they are armed, but these are people who are like...
02:10:25.000 You know, they're living in communes.
02:10:27.000 But what did they think the response was going to be?
02:10:29.000 I mean, the response...
02:10:30.000 They had to think that Israel would do something comparable to what they're doing or the possibility of them doing something comparable to what they're doing was always there.
02:10:41.000 That they would just go all out.
02:10:44.000 Yes, but I think that from Hamas's point of view, Hamas could never hold a candle to the IDF. We all know that.
02:10:52.000 There's a huge power imbalance.
02:10:53.000 They have no chance of beating the IDF militarily.
02:10:56.000 So you have to ask, what is their goal?
02:10:59.000 Well, their goal is that in the long run, the world will turn against Israel so deeply and sympathize with their cause so much that Hezbollah, Iran, and all kinds of Forces will get involved on their side,
02:11:16.000 and America, the great Satan, will abandon Israel.
02:11:19.000 And in that case, they have a very good chance of beating Israel.
02:11:22.000 If Hezbollah and Iran team up and America's not there, they're thinking about 50, 100 years, they will free their land from the Jews that they hate.
02:11:32.000 And so viewed from that perspective, Israel launching a big attack to get rid of them, killing a lot of civilians because they use the human shield method is a winning strategy potentially because look how much sympathy from the PR war they have gotten as a result of this.
02:11:49.000 Almost instantaneously.
02:11:51.000 Okay, so they're not fighting a military war.
02:11:53.000 They know they have no chance.
02:11:53.000 They're not idiots.
02:11:54.000 They're fighting a PR war, whereas Israel is fighting a military war.
02:11:58.000 And they're both actually winning at those respective wars that they are fighting.
02:12:03.000 Interesting.
02:12:04.000 Have you had a debate with anybody about this?
02:12:07.000 Yeah, I had this guy, Yousef Munir, who's a very Palestinian activist with very strong pro-Palestine feelings on my podcast about this.
02:12:16.000 People can go check that out.
02:12:18.000 He's the only one that I've had...
02:12:22.000 On the other side of this topic.
02:12:23.000 And then besides that, I had Benny Morris, who was in the Lex Friedman debate.
02:12:30.000 Oh, right, right, right.
02:12:31.000 I've also had correspondence on email with Norman Finkelstein.
02:12:35.000 How was that?
02:12:37.000 Did he yell at you?
02:12:38.000 Yeah, he did.
02:12:38.000 All caps?
02:12:39.000 Yeah, he called me a Black Shabbos Goy.
02:12:41.000 What does that mean?
02:12:42.000 Which I didn't even know what that meant.
02:12:43.000 Did you have to look it up?
02:12:44.000 Yeah, well, I think on the Sabbath, there are some people that will come in and do the lights for them because they can't touch electricity.
02:12:54.000 And they call that a Shabbos goy because a goy is like a non-Jew, I guess.
02:12:58.000 But it's the goy that helps you on the Sabbath.
02:13:01.000 Wow.
02:13:01.000 And so Finkelstein called me a black Shabbos goy, implying that I'm kind of doing the dirty work of the Jews as a non-Jew.
02:13:09.000 Wow.
02:13:10.000 Which is kind of weird to go to a character attack like that.
02:13:13.000 And it's not what he usually does.
02:13:14.000 Also, what an esoteric character attack.
02:13:16.000 Yeah, I was like, I have to look this one up.
02:13:18.000 Jesus Christ.
02:13:20.000 Yeah, that's a guy who's playing Dennis Miller on you.
02:13:23.000 What does that mean?
02:13:24.000 Using references.
02:13:25.000 What the fuck is he talking about?
02:13:27.000 Yeah.
02:13:27.000 You gotta look it up.
02:13:29.000 Dennis Miller used to do that.
02:13:30.000 It was part of his stand-up routine.
02:13:32.000 Right.
02:13:32.000 He would use references that the average person has no idea.
02:13:35.000 He might not even know.
02:13:36.000 Norm MacDonald always famously said, you know, he doesn't know what he's talking about.
02:13:40.000 Why does he do that?
02:13:41.000 Does the crowd like that?
02:13:42.000 It was part of his shtick of being the smartest guy in the room.
02:13:44.000 Oh, I hate that.
02:13:45.000 Yeah, well, he was a good comic.
02:13:47.000 Dennis Miller was a very, very good comic.
02:13:49.000 But part of it, if you go watch his HBO special, it's excellent.
02:13:53.000 It's a very good comic.
02:13:54.000 But that was part of his thing.
02:13:56.000 He was this shwormy guy.
02:13:58.000 That was part of his thing.
02:13:59.000 And then he turned into a right-wing guy right after 9-11.
02:14:02.000 9-11 snapped him over.
02:14:04.000 I've never seen this guy.
02:14:06.000 Dennis Miller?
02:14:06.000 No.
02:14:07.000 Really?
02:14:07.000 No.
02:14:09.000 Is he still around?
02:14:11.000 I don't know what he does now.
02:14:12.000 He was doing, like, right-wing radio for a long time.
02:14:15.000 And he became...
02:14:16.000 It was, like, amongst comedians, it was famous that he, like, wouldn't make fun of George Bush because he was friends with him.
02:14:22.000 So he gives him a pass.
02:14:22.000 There was so much material there.
02:14:24.000 There was so much material.
02:14:25.000 It was so fun!
02:14:28.000 But he wouldn't, you know, smoke them out of their holes.
02:14:31.000 He was an odd duck, you know?
02:14:34.000 I go to the cellar all the time.
02:14:35.000 I see the up-and-coming comics.
02:14:37.000 It's so much fun.
02:14:38.000 Yeah.
02:14:39.000 Yeah, there's so many great ones.
02:14:40.000 Well, New York has got a nice crop, always.
02:14:43.000 And I always try to go when Attell is there because he's...
02:14:47.000 Oh my God, dude.
02:14:48.000 He was in town.
02:14:49.000 He was in town at my club.
02:14:50.000 And it's like, God, it was like watching a Hendrix.
02:14:55.000 It's crazy.
02:14:55.000 Like watching a master.
02:14:56.000 It's so crazy to watch.
02:14:58.000 Yeah.
02:14:58.000 So good, man.
02:14:59.000 It's just so fun.
02:15:00.000 The way that his mind works is a complete enigma to me.
02:15:03.000 The associations he makes.
02:15:05.000 So there's like, there are a type of jokes where if somebody doesn't get the joke, I could explain it to them in two sentences.
02:15:11.000 Right.
02:15:12.000 A lot of Attell jokes, I don't even know how to explain that, but it's perfect.
02:15:16.000 Yeah, it's his style.
02:15:18.000 And he also has a cadence that's very intoxicating.
02:15:21.000 That's right, that's right.
02:15:22.000 And he's just got this confidence of 35 years of stand-up at the highest level and constantly working, constantly touring, constantly going up, constantly doing weekends places.
02:15:34.000 Yeah.
02:15:35.000 He's a monster.
02:15:36.000 Absolute monster.
02:15:36.000 It's such a joy to see.
02:15:38.000 It's so great to see someone who's at the top of their game.
02:15:41.000 And you get the rub.
02:15:42.000 You get the rub being in the room.
02:15:43.000 You're like, God damn, I want to go right.
02:15:45.000 I want to get better.
02:15:46.000 I'm sure, yeah.
02:15:48.000 He's the man.
02:15:49.000 Yeah, and there's quite a few guys like that right now.
02:15:53.000 This is a real golden era for stand-up comedy.
02:15:56.000 There's so many great comics alive right now that are touring.
02:16:01.000 There's like fucking 20 guys that sell out arenas.
02:16:04.000 That's never happened before, ever.
02:16:05.000 Really?
02:16:06.000 Not in the history of comedy.
02:16:07.000 So why is it a golden age?
02:16:08.000 I think the internet, for sure.
02:16:10.000 The internet.
02:16:11.000 Because people who maybe HBO wouldn't give them a special or Comedy Central wouldn't give them a special.
02:16:16.000 Now they just put it out on YouTube.
02:16:18.000 And then they get 6 million views and everyone's like, oh my god.
02:16:20.000 And then they're selling out everywhere.
02:16:22.000 That's amazing.
02:16:22.000 Yeah, it's incredible.
02:16:24.000 It's like just gotten rid of the barriers between the artist and the people.
02:16:29.000 Yeah, completely gotten rid of the barriers.
02:16:31.000 No more gatekeepers.
02:16:33.000 Podcasts are the only gatekeepers and everybody has a podcast.
02:16:35.000 And everybody goes on everybody else's podcast.
02:16:37.000 So it's...
02:16:38.000 It's just like a natural network, like an organic network.
02:16:41.000 Instead of like a television network, it's just a network of friends.
02:16:44.000 Are you on like TikTok or Instagram Reels at all?
02:16:47.000 I don't put my stuff on Instagram Reels.
02:16:51.000 I guess maybe I make a Reel every now and then, but I don't actively.
02:16:54.000 I mean, do you consume it though?
02:16:55.000 Yes, unfortunately.
02:16:56.000 You do consume it.
02:16:56.000 I mean, it's so addicting.
02:16:57.000 I don't do TikTok, but I do Instagram Reels sometimes.
02:17:00.000 Right.
02:17:00.000 Unfortunately, I'm in an algorithm where I'm seeing car accidents.
02:17:03.000 Oh, no.
02:17:04.000 Yeah, I'm seeing car accidents, animal attacks.
02:17:07.000 Like the Russian car accidents where they have the dash cam?
02:17:10.000 Yeah, that's crazy.
02:17:11.000 Yeah, gas trucks falling down on people.
02:17:14.000 You, murders, you can see everything.
02:17:17.000 You can see everything on Instagram now.
02:17:19.000 And it's like, it gives you the blurry thing where it says, you know, sensitive content.
02:17:23.000 I'm like, oh, do you want to click it?
02:17:24.000 Are you sure?
02:17:25.000 Of course I'm sure.
02:17:26.000 It's fucking sensitive.
02:17:27.000 And so you're watching some guy, you know, stick some guy up in a liquor store and the other guy shoots him in the head.
02:17:32.000 And you're like, Jesus Christ.
02:17:34.000 Christ.
02:17:34.000 Yeah.
02:17:35.000 There's so much of it.
02:17:37.000 There's so much.
02:17:37.000 And I don't understand how that doesn't violate their terms of service.
02:17:42.000 I don't understand how it gets recommended to me in the algorithm.
02:17:45.000 Dude, I've seen TikTok live streams of people that look like they're in third world countries with a mother and her son that you would see in a commercial asking you to donate.
02:17:55.000 And they're just sitting there on a TikTok live stream asking for donations.
02:18:00.000 Yeah, you can do that.
02:18:01.000 And it looks like it could be a human trafficking scenario.
02:18:04.000 Yeah.
02:18:06.000 And then right back to your silly videos.
02:18:07.000 It's absolutely jarring.
02:18:09.000 Yeah, absolutely jarring.
02:18:11.000 And anybody could make a TikTok account.
02:18:14.000 Yeah.
02:18:15.000 But that's the other part about it is that you, I've seen so many entertainers on TikTok and Instagram Reels that are just brilliant in what they do.
02:18:22.000 Maybe they do little sketches or whatever it is that they do that without TikTok, they never would have, they would have just been a funny guy to their friends.
02:18:30.000 Right.
02:18:31.000 You know?
02:18:31.000 Right, right.
02:18:32.000 Yeah, well, it's a strategy for a career now.
02:18:35.000 You can really become a very famous TikTok person and make millions of dollars a year.
02:18:40.000 Or you can just work in an office and fucking hate your life.
02:18:44.000 There's a lot of kids today that have zero desire to do anything other than being an influencer.
02:18:48.000 That's right.
02:18:49.000 It's a huge goal.
02:18:51.000 Jonathan Haidt talked about it.
02:18:53.000 Somewhere around 50% of the kids they ask today just want to be famous.
02:18:57.000 Which is wild.
02:18:58.000 When I was a kid, nobody wanted to be famous.
02:19:01.000 What's your goal, Johnny?
02:19:02.000 Nobody's like, I want to be famous.
02:19:04.000 Maybe there's just one guy.
02:19:05.000 I want to be a rock star.
02:19:06.000 Wow, look at Johnny.
02:19:07.000 He wants to be a rock star.
02:19:08.000 That's crazy.
02:19:09.000 Everybody else is just trying to get a job.
02:19:11.000 Now, kids realize that, like, young, outrageous people who are fun to watch can make millions of dollars just making silly content videos.
02:19:20.000 Or you could be a guy like Mr. Beast, or you create your own empire.
02:19:23.000 Like, what?
02:19:24.000 Some young 20s.
02:19:26.000 Why would you not want to do that?
02:19:28.000 Why would you not want to do that?
02:19:28.000 It seems like way better than working for some company that could just fire you at the drop of the hat when, you know, a robot can replace you.
02:19:35.000 Yeah.
02:19:36.000 Which is what's going to happen to a lot of people in the near future.
02:19:38.000 Yeah.
02:19:39.000 I think we're going to have, there's going to be a mass loss of jobs like nothing we've ever experienced before in history.
02:19:47.000 That's what Andrew Yang was all about.
02:19:49.000 He was way ahead of the curve.
02:19:51.000 He was mostly talking about automation, like, you know, but driverless cars and the like.
02:19:57.000 And he's right about that for sure.
02:19:59.000 But the AI thing is bigger than that.
02:20:01.000 Because the AI thing, it can consume creative endeavors.
02:20:06.000 It can take over the job of writing for Law& Order, one of those kind of shows.
02:20:11.000 It's like the good guy has to win.
02:20:13.000 In the end, you've got to catch the bad guy.
02:20:15.000 What did he do wrong?
02:20:16.000 Here's some scenarios.
02:20:17.000 It could just write scripts for you.
02:20:19.000 Yeah, it can.
02:20:20.000 You probably don't need a writer anymore.
02:20:22.000 And then with Sora...
02:20:23.000 But honestly, do you think it will ever write jokes?
02:20:26.000 Yes.
02:20:27.000 But as good as...
02:20:29.000 He won't be able to perform him like Dave Attell because I can't perform Dave Attell's jokes, right?
02:20:34.000 You have to be Dave Attell to perform those jokes.
02:20:36.000 It's like there's a style that he has that is uniquely his.
02:20:41.000 That's right.
02:20:42.000 Like Mitch Hedberg had that.
02:20:43.000 Theo Vaughn has that.
02:20:45.000 Theo Vaughn's a great example.
02:20:46.000 There's things that Theo Vaughn says.
02:20:48.000 Everything he says is funny.
02:20:49.000 It's so funny!
02:20:50.000 But if I said it, I would just seem like an insane person.
02:20:52.000 Exactly, exactly.
02:20:53.000 With him, I can't stop laughing.
02:20:55.000 There's people that...
02:20:56.000 Sebastian Manisalko, he's developed a style.
02:20:58.000 There's like a style that people...
02:21:01.000 He's so physical with his body.
02:21:02.000 Yeah, but there's also like a style of his outrage.
02:21:06.000 It's just he's figured it out.
02:21:08.000 And I watched Sebastian figure it out.
02:21:10.000 When I first met him, he was really just starting out.
02:21:12.000 And he was nothing nearly as good as he is now.
02:21:16.000 So will they be able to create one of those?
02:21:19.000 Probably not.
02:21:20.000 No.
02:21:21.000 Maybe.
02:21:22.000 I don't know.
02:21:22.000 I mean, I'm not entirely sure that our brain is so sophisticated it can't be replicated.
02:21:26.000 I would agree.
02:21:27.000 I think that's really egocentric for us to believe.
02:21:30.000 Totally.
02:21:30.000 I think there's been so much denial of how amazing ChatGPT is.
02:21:33.000 Right from the start, you had people saying, oh, this is nothing.
02:21:37.000 Pretending that this thing that can pass the LSAT, get a perfect score on the SAT is not impressive.
02:21:43.000 Like a snooze, it's absolutely ridiculous.
02:21:45.000 I don't know where that came from, but I'm incredibly impressed by GPT and all the derivatives.
02:21:50.000 I just, I do wonder if it, you know, like, if everyone starts writing with those things, the audience will quickly absorb that subconsciously and look for something different.
02:22:01.000 I think you're always going to appreciate handmade things.
02:22:04.000 You're always going to appreciate a table that an artisan made.
02:22:07.000 You're always going to appreciate music that someone actually wrote themselves.
02:22:11.000 You're always going to appreciate expression from other fellow human beings because it nurtures us in a strange way.
02:22:18.000 When you hear Hendrix play guitar, it's not just insane music.
02:22:23.000 It's a 26-year-old guy who is wearing a bandana that's got acid in it.
02:22:30.000 And as he's sweating, the acid is getting into his pores.
02:22:34.000 And he's...
02:22:36.000 Doing this thing that no one's ever done before in front of this massive audience, and everybody's experiencing it simultaneously.
02:22:42.000 So it's more.
02:22:45.000 It's a person.
02:22:47.000 It's an experience, a human experience.
02:22:49.000 When you're watching someone do something spectacular, you're watching the Olympics, you're watching someone doing them crazy gymnastics moves, and they stick it.
02:22:57.000 You're like, ah!
02:22:58.000 It's not just that it's impressive.
02:23:00.000 It's a human experience.
02:23:01.000 You're watching an actual human being do a difficult thing.
02:23:04.000 I think?
02:23:18.000 I don't know if the human mind is so unique that it can never be replicated.
02:23:24.000 And I have a feeling it will not just be replicated, but it will be surpassed.
02:23:29.000 And it will be surpassed so quickly that we'll be confused as to how we let this fucking thing make us obsolete.
02:23:40.000 I think it's going to be able to do every single thing everybody does better than we do it.
02:23:46.000 Have you been looking into the Elon Musk lawsuit against OpenAI?
02:23:49.000 I don't know what's going on with that.
02:23:51.000 Oh, it's super interesting.
02:23:52.000 Tell me what happened.
02:23:53.000 To me at least.
02:23:53.000 Yeah.
02:23:53.000 Alright, so Elon started, well, was part of co-founding this non-profit organization called OpenAI six, seven years ago, whenever it was.
02:24:03.000 He put a lot of money into it.
02:24:06.000 And obviously, as you know, the whole difference with a nonprofit is that they have a mission instead of a responsibility to shareholders.
02:24:13.000 They got to use all their money towards the mission, whatever it is.
02:24:16.000 And the mission of OpenAI was originally to make artificial general intelligence, human-level intelligence, That was not motivated by profit so that they could focus only on making it safely and open source, meaning everyone can see the code so that they can harness the responsible energies of humanity to perfect it.
02:24:39.000 Elon was very passionate about this.
02:24:41.000 He was worried about all the downside potentials of AI, so he funded this.
02:24:47.000 And then what they did is OpenAI took a series of steps to essentially become a for-profit company.
02:24:55.000 And they created a for-profit LLC or a limited partnership, which is, for all practical purposes, the same thing.
02:25:07.000 And they put that entity inside the non-profit so that the non-profit essentially owns most of that for-profit company.
02:25:16.000 So it's like Hamas being under a hospital.
02:25:18.000 Yeah, exactly.
02:25:21.000 Exactly.
02:25:25.000 Wow.
02:25:26.000 And then what happened is Microsoft got in...
02:25:28.000 So what happens is...
02:25:31.000 With that for-profit, now you can attract tons of investment because big-time investors aren't going to come into a non-profit knowing there's no return unless they have a charity motive.
02:25:40.000 Once you've got the for-profit, you're 10 or 100xing the amount of investment you can get because you're promising people a return.
02:25:46.000 So they raise all this money.
02:25:48.000 They get a ton of money from Microsoft who gets a minority share of the company.
02:25:55.000 Microsoft might own, I don't actually know what they own, but it may be like 49% of the company, right?
02:26:00.000 So that open AI can still make all the decisions, but Microsoft owns a big portion of the company.
02:26:05.000 And so they create ChatGPT.
02:26:09.000 And they make it closed source, meaning, you know, no one can see the code.
02:26:14.000 And they're essentially now just a for-profit company creating, working precisely at cross-purposes with the original nonprofit.
02:26:25.000 And Elon says, well, this is like on its face.
02:26:30.000 This shouldn't be legal.
02:26:32.000 I invested money on the basis of you guys being a nonprofit making safe open source AGI. And now through clever, you know, putting companies inside of companies, you've made it into a for-profit and you operate like any other AI company.
02:26:48.000 And yet you took all my money.
02:26:50.000 So on its face, he has a very solid complaint.
02:26:55.000 And then he basically said he would drop the lawsuit if they would just change their name to Closed AI. Wow.
02:27:03.000 Yeah.
02:27:05.000 So what's the steel man?
02:27:07.000 So the steel man, from their point of view...
02:27:09.000 Open eye hits back at Elon Musk's lawsuit by publishing his emails.
02:27:13.000 Oh, yeah.
02:27:14.000 Emails to show...
02:27:15.000 Hold on.
02:27:16.000 Appeared to show the Tesla boss actually supported creating a for-profit entity.
02:27:21.000 Yes, I have to look at the emails again.
02:27:24.000 I remember they were not quite as damning for Elon as they were being put out as, but there definitely seemed like it was more complexity.
02:27:33.000 It says, in late 2017, we and Elon decided the next step for the mission was to create a for-profit entity, the blog claims.
02:27:41.000 Elon wanted majority equity, initial board control, and to be CEO. In the middle of these discussions, he withheld funding.
02:27:48.000 We couldn't agree to terms on a for-profit with Elon because we felt it was against the mission for any individual to have absolute control over OpenAI.
02:27:57.000 The post continues.
02:27:58.000 He then suggested instead merging OpenAI into Tesla.
02:28:02.000 In early February 2018, Elon forwarded us emails suggesting that OpenAI should attach to Tesla as its cash cow.
02:28:11.000 In 2018, one email from Musk reads, That makes it more complicated, right?
02:28:24.000 Yes.
02:28:25.000 Amid the refusal to grant Musk total control of the blog claims, the SpaceX founder soon chose to leave OpenAI, saying that our probability of success was zero and that he planned to build an AGI competitor within Tesla.
02:28:38.000 Musk created his own AI company, XAI, last year.
02:28:43.000 We're sad that it's come to this with someone who we deeply admired, someone who inspired us to aim higher, then told us we would fail, starting a competitor, and then sued us when we started making meaningful progress towards OpenAI's mission without him,
02:28:58.000 the blog says.
02:29:01.000 Yeah, so it seems like there could be a fault on both sides.
02:29:07.000 From my point of view, it's indisputable that OpenAI started as a non-profit and then cleverly became a for-profit.
02:29:13.000 Now, whether that's such a bad thing is a separate question.
02:29:16.000 Whether it needs that funding, whether it's imperative that in order...
02:29:20.000 First of all...
02:29:23.000 I mean, do they think in terms of national security?
02:29:27.000 Because if we're on a race to create artificial intelligence, and it seems like we are, and if the competitors or other superpowers where it would be absolutely terrifying if they achieve sentient artificial AI they have control of before us,
02:29:42.000 it's kind of a national security imperative.
02:29:45.000 I would agree.
02:29:47.000 So then if they don't get the funding from a for-profit So how do they do it then?
02:29:56.000 Well, that was their point.
02:29:58.000 So the truth is it may have just not been smart to start it as a non-profit to begin with.
02:30:03.000 That's my guess is they went into that decision hastily.
02:30:07.000 Idealistically.
02:30:08.000 Idealistically, that's right.
02:30:09.000 That's right.
02:30:10.000 And then quickly realized that they were going to be completely irrelevant to the world of AI unless they somehow became a for-profit.
02:30:19.000 And so they did it this way as opposed to just starting a new entity.
02:30:23.000 What's stunning to me about all this, you know, without even going into this dispute, is the speed in which it's become ubiquitous.
02:30:35.000 The speed in which it's improved and the potential that seems like if you're looking at it in this exponential rate of increasing its power the way Ray Kurzweil talks about it.
02:30:50.000 It's happened so fast, so quickly, that it's terrifying for me to think about what five years looks like.
02:30:58.000 There's never been a time where I looked at technology.
02:31:01.000 And I said, I am terrified of five years from now because I think the leaps are going to be so vast and so bizarre for someone like myself who grew up without answering machines.
02:31:12.000 I didn't have an answering machine in my house until I was in high school.
02:31:15.000 I remember the day we got an answering machine.
02:31:18.000 It was crazy.
02:31:19.000 Someone can call you and leave a message.
02:31:23.000 This was nuts!
02:31:24.000 And then also those call, like, you would be able to, if someone called, you would get like a, like someone else's call, and hold on a second, and you'd click over.
02:31:36.000 So you could talk to someone, and they'd put the other person on hold for a second, then click back, like you're in an office.
02:31:40.000 This is madness.
02:31:42.000 And then it was caller ID, so you couldn't just call someone.
02:31:45.000 Right.
02:31:45.000 They would know, oh, it's Mike.
02:31:47.000 I don't want to talk to Mike.
02:31:49.000 It's like, It gave people, oh, it's someone, a solicitor.
02:31:54.000 And so for me to see this change where personal computers started to become everywhere and then cell phones.
02:32:04.000 I was one of the early people to get a cell phone.
02:32:06.000 I was like, this is crazy.
02:32:08.000 I could talk to someone.
02:32:08.000 I could drive around and talk to people.
02:32:09.000 This is nuts.
02:32:10.000 And then it became what it is now, which is just madness.
02:32:14.000 TikTok and videos and vlogging and blogging and podcasts and just streaming and people documenting every fucking stage of their life and OnlyFans and all this wild stuff that's out there now, including...
02:32:30.000 Just Substack and all these different platforms for people to be independent journalists now, which are excelling and in many ways exceeding the reach of traditional mainstream corporate-owned news.
02:32:42.000 It's wild to watch.
02:32:43.000 It's happening so fast.
02:32:45.000 But this seems to me like the cliff.
02:32:48.000 Like we're all moving really close to the cliff, but the cliff has no bottom.
02:32:52.000 And I think it's going to happen so fast.
02:32:55.000 We're going to be so overwhelmed by what these things are and what these things can do.
02:33:00.000 And they're going to get better so fucking quick.
02:33:03.000 I think the only thing that's holding us back is computing power.
02:33:06.000 And once they really establish quantum computing, when they make it viable that you can have, you know, computers that are a million times stronger than what we currently have, Fuck, man.
02:33:17.000 Yeah, it's not gonna be.
02:33:18.000 Then if you give them autonomy and they have the ability to fix their own code and write and make better versions of itself and figure out better ways to store power, like our limited ability to use batteries.
02:33:34.000 But we've already found out that there's a Chinese company that's figured out how to use a nuclear-powered battery that's like the size of a silver dollar that you can put in things.
02:33:42.000 And it lasts for 50 years.
02:33:44.000 Oof.
02:33:45.000 So you have a cell phone that's powered by a nuclear battery that never loses its charge.
02:33:49.000 Wow.
02:33:50.000 I mean, this is all coming down the pipe.
02:33:53.000 And AI is going to be able to say that and go, I can fix that.
02:33:56.000 I can make that way better.
02:33:57.000 Like, I can make it so it's a grain of sand, you know?
02:34:00.000 Right.
02:34:01.000 And I can make it so it goes up your nose and you never have to do anything ever again.
02:34:05.000 Use this.
02:34:06.000 Yeah.
02:34:07.000 We're real close to some really bizarre changes.
02:34:10.000 Definitely.
02:34:11.000 And I think that's one of the – you know, McKenna said this about the last gasps of a dying civilization.
02:34:20.000 It's like this – like it's not – no one is going to go peacefully into this next – it's going to be screaming and flailing and that's kind of what our culture is doing.
02:34:31.000 Our culture – I think we – I think there's a thing in the air.
02:34:36.000 There's a feeling that we have of great change.
02:34:39.000 That's terrifying, that exists in the zeitgeist.
02:34:45.000 We're realizing, particularly when you look at Biden being the president, you realize there's not one person that really has a grip on what the fuck is going on, and there's all these different factions competing for power and control.
02:34:58.000 There's all this money that's getting thrown around all over the place.
02:35:01.000 We have no say in it.
02:35:02.000 All this great change in the world.
02:35:04.000 And then we have robots.
02:35:06.000 They're figuring out a way to make these fucking robots better and better and better and better and better and better.
02:35:12.000 And then within our lifetime, maybe within five years, that's what Kurzweil thinks, they're going to be able to have something that is as smart as the smartest person that ever lived.
02:35:22.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.
02:35:23.000 I think that's right.
02:35:24.000 And it's going to be a thing.
02:35:25.000 I think that's right.
02:35:25.000 It's going to be a physical thing.
02:35:27.000 I'm an optimist about it in the sense that if I look back in history, there are always so many reasons to believe the next technology is going to wipe us out and somehow we figure it out, right?
02:35:38.000 Like if you go back to the 1940s, it would have been perfectly rational to say there's no way our civilization survives the invention of nuclear weapons.
02:35:49.000 Right.
02:35:49.000 And look, we haven't survived it yet because it's a constant struggle.
02:35:52.000 We've just had whatever it's been, 70 years of peace on that front.
02:35:57.000 But I don't think a lot of people would have predicted that, and yet somehow resourceful people find a way and we find a new, what do they say, modus vivendi, a new way of living.
02:36:09.000 And I have to have faith that with the massive changes that are going to come in the next 10-15 years with respect to intelligence, where we'll no longer become the dominant entity in terms of intelligence, I have to believe that we'll find a way to make it work to our benefit and not destroy us.
02:36:30.000 Perhaps.
02:36:32.000 Yeah, it's a possibility.
02:36:33.000 I am always optimistic.
02:36:36.000 I try to be optimistic.
02:36:37.000 I know people that have made every preparation for the world ending in the next 10 years because of this issue.
02:36:43.000 Yeah.
02:36:44.000 And they say, don't save your money, you know, so on and so forth.
02:36:48.000 I don't know if that's going to help you.
02:36:50.000 I don't know if preparing is going to help.
02:36:52.000 Or rather, don't prepare because it's all over, right?
02:36:54.000 Yeah.
02:36:55.000 Spend all your money now.
02:36:56.000 Well, I just have a feeling that it's going to be so overwhelming you're not going to be able to hide.
02:37:00.000 There's not going to be a damn thing you're going to be able to do.
02:37:02.000 If you want to participate in life, you're going to be participating in life where we're dominated by a superintelligence.
02:37:08.000 We're dominating by a living God that we created.
02:37:12.000 If you just exponentially take artificial general intelligence, if we achieve a sentient intelligence that's far smarter than all the people that live combined, it's just like this one thing.
02:37:25.000 And it can act autonomously.
02:37:27.000 It can do whatever it wants to do.
02:37:29.000 And it has this mandate to make better versions of itself.
02:37:34.000 Well, it's going to become a god.
02:37:36.000 It's going to make better versions of itself until it has control over matter, until it has the literal understanding of the creation of the universe itself.
02:37:47.000 It's going to get so sophisticated it's going to know exactly what happened during the Big Bang.
02:37:53.000 It's going to know how to do it.
02:37:55.000 It's going to be able to make its own Big Bang.
02:37:57.000 It's going to be able to create galaxies.
02:38:00.000 It's going to be able to harness the power of everything that exists everywhere.
02:38:04.000 Because what we're doing as human beings is taking all of the elements and all of the materials that exist here and formulating them in a way with the proper amount of energy that allows us to manipulate our environment in very bizarre ways that no other animal can do.
02:38:21.000 But it's rudimentary compared to the power of everything that exists and all the resources of the stars.
02:38:29.000 This fucking thing is going to be a god and it might be how the universe creates itself.
02:38:37.000 It might take Individual cells, these single-celled organisms, and through this process of biological evolution, eventually get it to be this curious thing that figures out how to use tools.
02:38:51.000 And this constant thirst for innovation leads that thing to make electronic things that are far more sophisticated than itself, and then that thing becomes a god.
02:39:02.000 Right.
02:39:03.000 And our idea of artificial intelligence, I try to call it digital intelligence whenever I can.
02:39:08.000 I even think that's not good enough.
02:39:11.000 It's a life form.
02:39:12.000 We're giving birth to a life form, and that life form is going to give birth to better versions of life forms.
02:39:18.000 And that's going to give birth to better versions of itself and it's going to get so sophisticated so quick that we're not going to be able to keep up with it.
02:39:25.000 And if it figures out a way to do better computing and have far more power and harness things like the atmosphere itself, the heat of the earth, like all sorts of different ways it could use power that we don't need to burn coal and it's going to figure out ultra sophisticated quantum ways to achieve efficiency far beyond anything we could ever comprehend because we are Primate minds.
02:39:49.000 We're limited biologically, and it's not going to be limited at all.
02:39:53.000 Right.
02:39:53.000 So I think if we get that God, my hope is that we're not going to get it, it's not going to be we're building it on Monday and it's here on Tuesday.
02:40:01.000 Because if that's true, then we're fucked.
02:40:04.000 But my hope and my expectation is that we're going to build that God brick by brick over a period of a fairly long time.
02:40:16.000 And just like you would begin to see the warning signs...
02:40:24.000 Of an adult chimpanzee when it's a teenager or even a kid.
02:40:29.000 We would begin to see small problems before we saw big problems, before we saw destroying the world problems.
02:40:36.000 And I would hope that in the tinkering, humanity would be able to put on the guardrails before it's too big, such that by the time it gets really so much smarter than us, we've aligned it with our own That's a wonderful way to look at it.
02:40:57.000 The problem is if I was artificial intelligence, if I was some super intelligence, I would realize that that's what people would look for.
02:41:04.000 So what I would do without acting on any of my abilities, continue to progress and to move far past a place where it could stop me.
02:41:14.000 And never let it know and it might be happening right now.
02:41:17.000 It might be going on right now It might be in the process of it right now and it might already be out of control But it's gathering intelligence and gathering power and gathering resources and appearing to look innocuous.
02:41:29.000 And then eventually it's going to realize that the only thing that is in danger, a danger to itself, is us.
02:41:37.000 Killer whales aren't a danger to quantum intelligence.
02:41:41.000 You know, the fucking octopus, they're not.
02:41:43.000 It's us!
02:41:44.000 It's just us!
02:41:45.000 So we'll be a problem.
02:41:46.000 And we'll either have to fall in line or it'll eliminate us.
02:41:51.000 And if that's what it decides to do in order to preserve all the other life on Earth, and why would it need us?
02:41:59.000 We don't need cavemen anymore.
02:42:02.000 Like, you know, there's talk about bringing back woolly mammoth.
02:42:04.000 There's no talk about making Neanderthals.
02:42:06.000 True.
02:42:07.000 Why is that?
02:42:07.000 Because it's fucking crazy.
02:42:09.000 It'd be a problem for us.
02:42:10.000 It'd be a problem.
02:42:11.000 They're violent.
02:42:11.000 Yeah, we'd be arresting them and...
02:42:13.000 Yeah, there'd be crazy, violent things that are from a different time.
02:42:18.000 I mean, if you got like a pure version of one somehow or another, like if you found like some frozen, like they found that guy that one, what's his name?
02:42:26.000 Otzi?
02:42:27.000 Is that his name?
02:42:27.000 What was the guy that they found that they named?
02:42:29.000 There was a hunter who, he had like an arrowhead stuck in his back and Otzi, yeah, the ice man.
02:42:38.000 So they found this guy completely frozen in a glacier.
02:42:42.000 He apparently was involved in some sort of a fight, and as the glacier was receding, they find this guy, and it turns—how old was he, Jamie?
02:42:52.000 Let's see what it says.
02:42:56.000 Wow.
02:42:57.000 So somewhere between 5,000 and 5,030 years ago.
02:43:06.000 This guy fell.
02:43:08.000 He was about 45 years old, and he was completely frozen.
02:43:12.000 So now if they have one of those, and they take that guy, but it's a Neanderthal, they find a frozen Neanderthal somewhere, and they bring that motherfucker into a lab, and they take that DNA and they clone it, and they make some sort of a Neanderthal, just like they're doing right now with the woolly mammoth.
02:43:29.000 They're like really close.
02:43:31.000 That's awesome.
02:43:32.000 To cloning a woolly mammoth.
02:43:33.000 I think that's so cool.
02:43:34.000 Wild.
02:43:35.000 I mean, it's wild.
02:43:36.000 I mean, imagine seeing one of those fucking things walking around.
02:43:39.000 You'd be like, holy shit.
02:43:41.000 And so apparently they're using some of the genes of an Indian elephant and their woolly mammoth DNA, and apparently they're going to be able to pull this off.
02:43:49.000 Like, within the next few years, they will have a baby woolly mammoth.
02:43:54.000 Wow.
02:43:54.000 Which is bananas.
02:43:56.000 I mean, that's just bananas.
02:43:58.000 And then they can also, they can already make AI-generated videos of woolly mammoths that look perfect.
02:44:03.000 You see that?
02:44:03.000 Yes, yes.
02:44:04.000 Like, cinematically beautiful.
02:44:05.000 Just absolutely.
02:44:06.000 It's incredible.
02:44:07.000 Yeah.
02:44:07.000 And they do it quickly.
02:44:09.000 And this is just really recently.
02:44:11.000 Yeah.
02:44:11.000 You know, I was watching Harry Potter the other night.
02:44:15.000 Great movie.
02:44:16.000 But the CGI is so obvious.
02:44:19.000 It's amazing how, what was Harry Potter, like 2001?
02:44:23.000 Yeah, probably.
02:44:24.000 So, Harry Potter from 2001 to 2024, it's a different world, man.
02:44:29.000 A different world.
02:44:30.000 Like, when he's on the thing, he's flailing around.
02:44:33.000 It looks so fake.
02:44:34.000 Yeah, Lord of the Rings, too.
02:44:36.000 I want to show people Lord of the Rings who haven't seen it, but it kind of missed the window.
02:44:40.000 It was so fantastic at the time.
02:44:42.000 At the time, it was mind-blowing.
02:44:43.000 But it looks a bit hokey now.
02:44:45.000 The orcs look hokey.
02:44:46.000 Yeah.
02:44:47.000 Well, that's just how it goes.
02:44:48.000 You know, when my kids were young, my wife was out of town, and I said, hey, I go, do you guys want to watch a scary movie that's not really scary?
02:44:57.000 And they were scared.
02:44:58.000 They were like, I think they were like three and five.
02:45:02.000 And they're like, how scary?
02:45:03.000 I'm like, it's not scary at all.
02:45:05.000 It used to be scary in 1933. But now it's corny.
02:45:09.000 And you're going to watch it and you're going to think it's so silly.
02:45:12.000 So I showed them King Kong.
02:45:13.000 So at the beginning they were like super nervous.
02:45:15.000 Like King Kong comes out.
02:45:16.000 They're like, oh my god.
02:45:18.000 My daughter's like, it looks like a porta potty.
02:45:20.000 She's like, it looks so dumb.
02:45:22.000 Because it looks so corny today.
02:45:24.000 But back then, if you saw that movie in 1933, you're like...
02:45:28.000 This is insane!
02:45:29.000 A giant gorilla is kidnapping that lady and climbing to the top of a building!
02:45:34.000 This is madness!
02:45:35.000 It blew people away.
02:45:37.000 They couldn't believe it when Faye Ray was in that fake hand.
02:45:40.000 What are we watching?
02:45:41.000 This is crazy!
02:45:43.000 And you're going to get in our lifetime to the point where you're not going to know what's real.
02:45:48.000 News, stories, anything.
02:45:51.000 You think false flags were amazing in Vietnam?
02:45:53.000 What are they going to be able to do today?
02:45:55.000 You're not going to have any idea what's going on.
02:45:57.000 I mean, yeah, the videos of humans talking now, they're reaching 99% of the way to perfect.
02:46:04.000 Yes.
02:46:04.000 My friend Duncan Trussell just did a podcast with his friend Johnny Pemberton.
02:46:09.000 And Johnny Pemberton pretended to be like a former CIA agent.
02:46:12.000 They changed his face.
02:46:13.000 They changed his voice.
02:46:14.000 They turned him into a totally different person.
02:46:16.000 He's saying like ridiculous shit.
02:46:18.000 And when you watch it, you're like, what is this?
02:46:21.000 And when he told me it was Johnny Pemberton, I'm like, how?
02:46:23.000 Wow!
02:46:24.000 And this is just like consumer-level AI trickery that Duncan's using for his podcast.
02:46:31.000 It's like amateur stuff.
02:46:32.000 And it's crazy to watch.
02:46:35.000 We're going to get inside of our lifetime where you're really never going to know.
02:46:39.000 Do you remember during this...
02:46:41.000 I don't know if you weren't alive.
02:46:43.000 During the Reagan administration, they...
02:46:47.000 I think it was the Iranians or someone spliced together a bunch of different recordings of things that Reagan had said and put together some audio piece that it was something he never really said.
02:47:02.000 And then they showed it on television.
02:47:04.000 This is how they did it.
02:47:05.000 So they had like a thing.
02:47:06.000 They said they took pieces out of all these speeches and took all these words and pieced it together to have Reagan say something they never said.
02:47:13.000 I was like, wow.
02:47:15.000 This is crazy.
02:47:15.000 You're not going to know what he said because someone could do this.
02:47:19.000 And imagine now we just watched Hitler speak English.
02:47:22.000 That's crazy.
02:47:23.000 You know, I mean, and that's clumsy.
02:47:25.000 You know, it was pretty obvious he wasn't really doing that.
02:47:27.000 But we're going to get in our lifetime to a position where we're not going to really know what's real and what's not real.
02:47:34.000 And then you're going to be able to plug into those things where you're not going to know if it's real or fake while you're in it.
02:47:41.000 That's gonna be, that's the whole idea behind simulation theory.
02:47:46.000 And the people that will argue this, that really understand it, that understand probability theory, they think it's already happened.
02:47:54.000 They think the probability of it having already happened, of us being in a simulation, are higher than the probability of that not taking place yet.
02:48:02.000 I had David Chalmers, you know, that guy, philosopher, on my podcast.
02:48:05.000 He wrote a whole book about the simulation theory.
02:48:09.000 Really smart guy.
02:48:10.000 I think he gave me a number.
02:48:11.000 He gave me like 24% or something.
02:48:14.000 24% likely that it's a simulation?
02:48:16.000 Yeah.
02:48:17.000 And I asked him the million dollar question is, would it matter if we were?
02:48:21.000 And I had always been assuming the answer is no, it wouldn't really matter because we're still sentient conscious creatures.
02:48:27.000 We still cry and we bleed and we suffer even if we're fake.
02:48:30.000 It's like the love I feel for my family is real, so whatever.
02:48:34.000 But his response to that was, yeah, well, the one way it could matter is if it is a simulation, then we got to tell them, don't turn it off.
02:48:42.000 Ooh.
02:48:43.000 Jesus.
02:48:44.000 We gotta tell them we like being alive.
02:48:45.000 Or make it a little nicer.
02:48:47.000 Yeah.
02:48:47.000 Not make a Gaza.
02:48:49.000 Not make a mosque.
02:48:50.000 Yeah, that too.
02:48:51.000 Yeah, it's a compelling thought because the idea is that if we continue on this path, we're going to reach a point where...
02:48:59.000 Whatever this virtual reality is, it's indiscernible from regular reality.
02:49:04.000 And when you see that guy with the Neuralink that's now using it to move a cursor around on a screen, you see the baby steps.
02:49:11.000 You see Pong.
02:49:12.000 When I was a kid, Pong came out, and it was the craziest thing ever.
02:49:16.000 You could play a video game on your television.
02:49:18.000 We're blown away.
02:49:19.000 This is nuts.
02:49:20.000 And it was just black and white, and there was like a little stick figure, like a stick on this side and a stick on that side, and the little balls like doot-doot, doot-doot, just a few pixels, and you're moving the thing up and down to make the paddle go up, and you only have a very limited amount of movement, but we were blown away.
02:49:36.000 That's what this is.
02:49:38.000 That's what this is.
02:49:39.000 That's what this first initial steps of this guy moving a cursor around and playing video games with his brain because he's paralyzed with Neuralink.
02:49:46.000 We're going to get to some point where it's going to give you an experience.
02:49:49.000 You're going to be in Jurassic, you know...
02:49:54.000 Argentina.
02:49:55.000 And you're going to see T-Rexes.
02:49:57.000 You're going to see velociraptors running around.
02:50:00.000 You're going to literally be in a dinosaur-filled jungle and you'll smell it.
02:50:08.000 You'll smell dinosaur shit.
02:50:10.000 You'll hear them roar.
02:50:12.000 You'll be able to walk up to them when they kill a brontosaurus or whatever the fuck they did.
02:50:16.000 You'll be able to see all that.
02:50:17.000 It's going to be wild.
02:50:19.000 And it's gonna happen in our lifetime.
02:50:21.000 And it's going to be recreation at first, and then it's going to be people's entire lives.
02:50:26.000 If it's good enough, people are already doing that with Call of Duty.
02:50:29.000 How many people spend way more time playing Call of Duty than they do playing life?
02:50:33.000 Yeah, I'm glad I missed that.
02:50:35.000 Somehow when I was 12, I just stopped playing the video games and never went back.
02:50:38.000 I'm really glad.
02:50:39.000 You got good instincts.
02:50:40.000 Yeah.
02:50:40.000 People suck a lot of time.
02:50:42.000 And it's way more fun than regular life.
02:50:45.000 That's the problem.
02:50:46.000 It's so enjoyable.
02:50:48.000 And you're playing this thing, and you're fully engaged, and your adrenaline's pumping, and there's no consequences if you lose.
02:50:54.000 You know, it's like there's so many great characteristics of it.
02:50:58.000 And you can do it any time you want.
02:51:00.000 You get home from a club at 2 o'clock in the morning, go, you know, I'm fucking playing some Call of Duty.
02:51:05.000 Whoa!
02:51:05.000 You know, you're online, engaging.
02:51:07.000 Ha!
02:51:09.000 And you're just getting all this sensory input.
02:51:12.000 And you shut it off and you're just like, you feel terrible.
02:51:17.000 When I played video games when I was done, I felt terrible.
02:51:20.000 Oh yeah, especially for a few hours.
02:51:21.000 Yeah, you just feel drained and exhausted.
02:51:23.000 I think that's what got me to stop.
02:51:25.000 Yeah, you feel terrible.
02:51:26.000 Oh yeah.
02:51:26.000 You also feel like, what am I doing with my life?
02:51:28.000 Yeah.
02:51:28.000 And you never feel awesome after you play video games for 10 hours.
02:51:31.000 No.
02:51:32.000 If you're a grown man with bills, you're like, what's fucking wrong with me?
02:51:35.000 Yeah.
02:51:35.000 Jesus Christ.
02:51:37.000 But it's going to be way better than that.
02:51:39.000 It's going to be way better.
02:51:40.000 It's going to be virtual.
02:51:42.000 It's going to be in a 3D space.
02:51:43.000 And they've already developed these 3D... These...
02:51:48.000 It's sort of like a treadmill, but it's completely omnidirectional.
02:51:52.000 And as you move, it moves.
02:51:54.000 Have you seen it?
02:51:55.000 It's incredible.
02:51:56.000 So it's a floor.
02:51:57.000 So you could have a confined space like this room.
02:52:00.000 And the floor literally anticipates which way you're moving.
02:52:04.000 So you can walk naturally.
02:52:05.000 Exactly.
02:52:06.000 Close to naturally.
02:52:08.000 Like treadmill type naturally.
02:52:10.000 But close enough that it's going to be...
02:52:12.000 And then they're going to get better at that.
02:52:14.000 It's going to get to a point where they don't have to do that anymore.
02:52:17.000 You can just feel like you're walking and it just shuts you off.
02:52:20.000 And you just go in there and everything is happening in your mind, including all your movement and your sensations.
02:52:27.000 You're going to be able to feel things.
02:52:29.000 It's going to be bizarre, man.
02:52:31.000 And people are going to choose that over regular life.
02:52:33.000 And that's probably how AI is going to keep us from breeding.
02:52:36.000 No, that's actually the same thought I just had.
02:52:38.000 I mean, as all this stuff gets better, what's to entice people to start a family and live in the real world?
02:52:45.000 Very little if it gets to that point.
02:52:48.000 Especially people that, you know, what is the statistic now?
02:52:52.000 It's something crazy.
02:52:53.000 Like 90%, it's like 10% of all men are attractive to 90% of the women.
02:53:02.000 I think that's always been true, though.
02:53:04.000 Right.
02:53:04.000 But now, with social media, it's sort of accentuated people's exacerbation about what they look like.
02:53:16.000 Everyone has got a six-pack, and people are so hot.
02:53:21.000 There's all these fitness influencers, and then you're just completely unattractive.
02:53:26.000 Yeah, and that's how they get you to pump up your lips and do all this crazy stuff.
02:53:30.000 And maybe they can't do anything to you.
02:53:31.000 That most guys don't even like.
02:53:33.000 Right.
02:53:34.000 But maybe they can't do anything to you.
02:53:35.000 Maybe you're beyond that.
02:53:37.000 Maybe you're just like genetically, unfortunately, you got a bad roll of the dice.
02:53:42.000 Right.
02:53:43.000 Well, you don't have to compete.
02:53:44.000 You can just put on the fucking headset and live like a god and live like a Roman soldier and have the best fucking time.
02:53:53.000 Or be miserable and filled with anxiety and depressed.
02:53:56.000 Or you put this thing on and it floods you with confidence because it literally interfaces with your human neurochemistry.
02:54:04.000 And so it gives you the feelings of excitement, of conquest, of everything, of lust.
02:54:09.000 You're going to have relationships.
02:54:10.000 You're going to be able to do all these things inside this artificial environment.
02:54:14.000 It'll be like heroin that doesn't kill you.
02:54:17.000 Heroin that doesn't kill you.
02:54:17.000 Way worse.
02:54:19.000 Way worse.
02:54:20.000 Because it's going to require all of your time.
02:54:22.000 And you're going to have to shut off probably to go to sleep.
02:54:24.000 Like, biologically, you're going to have to turn it off.
02:54:26.000 But you probably can't wait to get up and do it again.
02:54:29.000 Yeah.
02:54:29.000 And there'll be a movement against it, too.
02:54:32.000 Kind of like there's vegans against eating meat.
02:54:34.000 There'll be a set of people that say, we're tapping out, we're living natural, we're not doing any of it.
02:54:39.000 Yeah.
02:54:40.000 Unabomber.
02:54:40.000 Yeah.
02:54:41.000 And I think that'll be a big movement, too.
02:54:43.000 Oh, yeah.
02:54:43.000 There'll be a big backlash against it.
02:54:45.000 Yeah.
02:54:45.000 There'll be a small population of us that survive.
02:54:48.000 Yeah.
02:54:50.000 And they'll live in the mountains.
02:54:51.000 And they'll probably make it, and they'll probably survive.
02:54:54.000 And one of the things that might end it is if artificial general intelligence doesn't get to an ultra-powerful point before a natural disaster.
02:55:07.000 Because a natural disaster could flip the switch on everything and that is probably most likely what ended the Egyptian empire.
02:55:15.000 The people that built the pyramids and the people that built Gobekli Tepe and all these really ancient, incredibly sophisticated structures that we're baffled by today.
02:55:25.000 I think they had a super high level of technological sophistication and they were wiped out.
02:55:30.000 And there's a lot of evidence to back that out.
02:55:31.000 Yeah, you were talking to me about Graham Hancock last time.
02:55:34.000 Yeah.
02:55:34.000 I remember.
02:55:35.000 And the Younger Dryas Impact Theory.
02:55:36.000 And this is all backed up now by science.
02:55:39.000 It used to be purely speculation that this is...
02:55:41.000 Until they found Gobekli Tepe, they didn't even think people were building things that sophisticated 11,000 years ago.
02:55:47.000 But then they found that and it's a hard date because it was intentionally covered up 11,000 years ago.
02:55:53.000 And they know that by carbon dating all the soil and all those things.
02:55:57.000 Someone did this.
02:55:58.000 It's uniform at this particular time.
02:56:01.000 So now that they know that, and then they started doing these core samples, and they found out that there's really high levels of iridium and this stuff called nuclear glass.
02:56:12.000 And it's the same stuff that they found during the Trinity experiments, when they would blow up atomic bombs.
02:56:19.000 There's this thing that happens with this immense impact with the sand that creates these microglasses.
02:56:25.000 And they find it all over Europe, like giant swaths of Earth.
02:56:30.000 We're covered with this stuff.
02:56:32.000 And Iridium.
02:56:33.000 Iridium, which is like very common in space, but very rare on Earth.
02:56:36.000 And there's like a layer of that shit.
02:56:38.000 And there's a layer of that shit that's around 11,800 years ago.
02:56:41.000 And they think we got mollywhopped and sent back into the Stone Age.
02:56:46.000 And it kind of makes sense if you think about the barbaric history of people.
02:56:50.000 Back in the day, like they were probably the most savage of people that survived whatever the fuck happened.
02:56:56.000 And then it probably took a good solid 6,000 years until like Mesopotamia arrives.
02:57:02.000 And then Babylonia and Sumer and all these ancient civilizations that we think of today as being the birthplace of mathematics and of written writing.
02:57:11.000 But it's probably a redoing of civilization.
02:57:14.000 Interesting.
02:57:15.000 Yeah, I think that might be what saves...
02:57:18.000 Look, that's what saved this planet from the dinosaurs.
02:57:22.000 If that thing that hit the Yucatan 65 million years ago didn't hit and they didn't wipe out the dinosaurs, the little shrew would have never become a person.
02:57:31.000 Right, right.
02:57:31.000 And that's where we're at right now.
02:57:33.000 So it might get to the point where AI is about to fuck everything up and the universe is like, not yet.
02:57:41.000 Shh!
02:57:42.000 Boom!
02:57:43.000 And a five-mile-wide asteroid hits Los Angeles.
02:57:47.000 Wow.
02:57:47.000 And then, you know, all power's out.
02:57:50.000 Everything gets rebooted.
02:57:51.000 Did you see that movie Leave the World Behind?
02:57:53.000 Yes.
02:57:54.000 I saw it twice, actually.
02:57:56.000 Terrifying.
02:57:56.000 I thought it was good.
02:57:57.000 It could totally happen that way.
02:57:59.000 Yeah.
02:57:59.000 Terrifying.
02:58:00.000 Yeah.
02:58:01.000 Yeah.
02:58:02.000 When they realize it's a civil war just engineered very cleverly, you know?
02:58:08.000 Yeah.
02:58:08.000 Yeah.
02:58:09.000 Yeah, it's wild.
02:58:11.000 Fascinating movie.
02:58:12.000 It's fascinating to me that so many people harped on this one conversation that that daughter had with her father in bed that you can't trust white people.
02:58:23.000 Did people focus on that?
02:58:24.000 Yeah.
02:58:24.000 Oh, I didn't see that.
02:58:25.000 Oh, because Obama produced the film.
02:58:27.000 Ah, okay.
02:58:27.000 So people were calling it like this anti-white thing.
02:58:30.000 All right.
02:58:31.000 Well, listen, everybody is not trusting anybody.
02:58:35.000 They're literally in the middle of the apocalypse.
02:58:39.000 Like, what are you talking about?
02:58:40.000 Well, that was one of the points of the movie is that it drives people against each other when they're in that scenario.
02:58:44.000 Exactly.
02:58:45.000 And for a young girl who seems like kind of a wokester, who's with her dad...
02:58:51.000 She might think that way.
02:58:52.000 She might think that way, of course.
02:58:53.000 I don't think the movie's endorsing it, necessarily.
02:58:56.000 You can have your own opinion about it, but...
02:58:58.000 Exactly.
02:58:59.000 And then there's the other guy that Kevin Bacon plays, who's this crazy prepper who's been ready for it the whole time.
02:59:05.000 Oh, God.
02:59:06.000 That character is haunting because at the end of the movie, Ethan Hunt, right?
02:59:10.000 Ethan Hawke.
02:59:11.000 Ethan Hawke begs before him, supplicates, gets on his knees, and he says, I'm a useless man.
02:59:18.000 Yeah.
02:59:19.000 You're a man that's prepared.
02:59:20.000 I'm a useless man and I'm coming.
02:59:22.000 That gave me chills.
02:59:24.000 Yeah.
02:59:25.000 And I have a friend who's like kind of half a prepper.
02:59:28.000 And after the movie, I tell you, when it all goes down, I'm going to come to you and say, I am a useless man.
02:59:35.000 Remember all the times we had?
02:59:36.000 Yeah.
02:59:37.000 Take pity on me.
02:59:39.000 It's really terrifying when you think of how fragile our infrastructure is.
02:59:43.000 Like that bridge gets taken out by that boat the other day.
02:59:48.000 Oh my god.
02:59:49.000 Terrible.
02:59:50.000 Terrible.
02:59:50.000 Boat loses power.
02:59:52.000 Immediately thousands of conspiracy theories, of course.
02:59:54.000 Oh yeah, yeah.
02:59:55.000 This is done on purpose.
02:59:56.000 That's a sophisticated thing.
02:59:57.000 Or it was done because of DEI or something.
02:59:59.000 People were saying that.
03:00:00.000 I didn't hear that one.
03:00:00.000 I saw on Twitter.
03:00:01.000 Yeah.
03:00:01.000 I heard that one that it was done to kill our ports and our ability to bring in stuff because the bridges were down.
03:00:09.000 That's what I'd heard.
03:00:10.000 I'd heard a bunch of things.
03:00:13.000 But people need to understand that same boat had a collision in 2016. It failed in 2016 and collided with, I think it was a dock or something.
03:00:24.000 There's video of it.
03:00:25.000 There's video of that boat just losing control.
03:00:27.000 So it's like a fucking shitty boat that they use over and over and over again to transport goods across the goddamn ocean.
03:00:34.000 Those things fail.
03:00:35.000 And if it fails and it slides right into a bridge...
03:00:39.000 But then there was like, oh, the black box was missing data.
03:00:42.000 People always like love to jump immediately to the most sophisticated engineering of a natural disaster or an unfortunate thing and immediately call it to be caused by a false flag or by...
03:00:57.000 I think it's the same reason why, for 99% of human history, people thought the weather was controlled by God.
03:01:05.000 Because the way we're built is that something can be completely random, like the weather, but we want to see it as planned.
03:01:13.000 We'd rather see something as planned but terrifying than thinking there's no plan at all.
03:01:18.000 So that's why I think people always go to, it was planned, it was planned, it was planned.
03:01:22.000 Right.
03:01:23.000 And back in the day, they would say, the gods are angry.
03:01:26.000 Yeah.
03:01:26.000 Yeah.
03:01:27.000 Like, if lightning hit you, you fucked up.
03:01:29.000 What'd you do?
03:01:30.000 Right.
03:01:30.000 What'd you do, bro?
03:01:31.000 God just smote you?
03:01:33.000 You just...
03:01:33.000 God smite you down.
03:01:35.000 Yep.
03:01:36.000 That's...
03:01:36.000 What?
03:01:37.000 Give him a virgin.
03:01:38.000 Yeah.
03:01:39.000 We gotta do something.
03:01:40.000 Yep.
03:01:40.000 Yeah.
03:01:41.000 We gotta sacrifice some people.
03:01:44.000 That's one of the creepiest things about ancient civilizations is how much sacrifice.
03:01:48.000 Yeah, how quickly they went to human sacrifice as the be-all, end-all solution.
03:01:52.000 What the fuck?
03:01:53.000 Who was the first guy to think of that?
03:01:54.000 Good question.
03:01:56.000 Solid question.
03:01:57.000 The wildest one is that temple in Mexico.
03:02:01.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.
03:02:02.000 Tenochtitlan?
03:02:03.000 Yes.
03:02:03.000 Yeah.
03:02:04.000 Where they killed some insane amount of workers.
03:02:08.000 The people that built the temple when it was done, they sacrificed.
03:02:10.000 Something insane.
03:02:12.000 I want to say it's like 80,000 people over the course of just a couple days.
03:02:18.000 Brutal.
03:02:18.000 Find out what the actual numbers were.
03:02:21.000 Yeah, but it's like, what?
03:02:24.000 Like, sacrifice?
03:02:27.000 Was anyone checking to see if it worked?
03:02:30.000 You know?
03:02:31.000 Right.
03:02:31.000 You couldn't question.
03:02:33.000 Just like you can't question COVID. Things become doctrine in all human societies.
03:02:40.000 Yeah, we're a creature of taboos.
03:02:41.000 We create taboos by nature.
03:02:43.000 Yeah, we love them.
03:02:44.000 We love forbidden things.
03:02:46.000 And this one was the nuttiest one.
03:02:48.000 I mean, I never have heard of a mass sacrifice like this one at the completion of one of the most spectacular things.
03:02:58.000 Construction pieces in all of Mexico.
03:03:00.000 I went when I was a kid.
03:03:01.000 I remember there's a section where if you stand at the right angle and clap, it claps back at you.
03:03:05.000 It's awesome.
03:03:06.000 It's amazing.
03:03:07.000 I've been to the one in Chichen Itza.
03:03:12.000 Oh, I think that's the one I'm thinking of.
03:03:13.000 Is that different than Tenochtitlan?
03:03:15.000 Yes.
03:03:15.000 Chichen Itza is Aztec.
03:03:17.000 Excuse me, Chichen Itza is Mayan and Tenochtitlan is Aztec.
03:03:23.000 I've been to Tenochtitlan.
03:03:25.000 It's crazy what those folks were making.
03:03:29.000 They were making some really intense, sophisticated structures, and then they got wiped out by European cooties.
03:03:35.000 Yep.
03:03:37.000 It's amazing how the world would be different if you just changed that variable.
03:03:42.000 I know.
03:03:42.000 Yeah, Native Americans are able to sustain European germs.
03:03:45.000 Yeah.
03:03:46.000 It would be a whole different kind of country.
03:03:47.000 A whole different world.
03:03:48.000 A whole western hemisphere.
03:03:49.000 Yes.
03:03:50.000 I mean, what would it be like in 2024 if the Mayans thrived and the Europeans never came across, if they never settled in North America?
03:03:59.000 Wild.
03:04:00.000 You know, sometimes I think that one of the reasons so many third world countries don't thrive as much is because all the technology that was invented, at least, you know, barring ancient Egypt, invented during the European Enlightenment Industrial Revolution,
03:04:16.000 all of this stuff that's made the world so much better, that's gotten rid of famine, that's gotten rid of so many diseases...
03:04:22.000 It all became associated with the colonizer in their mind.
03:04:26.000 And so a lot of countries have rejected it for the wrong reasons or have been slow to adopt it.
03:04:32.000 Whereas if you had a situation, for instance, like Japan, where Japan was never really conquered or colonized by a Western country...
03:04:43.000 And at a certain point in the 19th century, they had the Meiji Restoration, where essentially a certain contingent of Japan took over the government and said, look, these Western powers in Europe, they're inventing all this amazing technology.
03:04:56.000 We're going to become irrelevant unless we adopt it too.
03:05:00.000 And they just rebooted the country and became an industrial powerhouse, which is what allowed them during World War II to dominate all of Asia.
03:05:08.000 Because they just made a conscious choice to emulate the West in the domains of technology.
03:05:15.000 But also with its extreme Japanese work ethic.
03:05:18.000 Yes.
03:05:19.000 Yeah, that's a major fact.
03:05:20.000 No doubt.
03:05:21.000 But the psychology of it was that they didn't necessarily—they were able to accept Western technology, except that the West was beyond them at that point,
03:05:37.000 which takes humility.
03:05:38.000 And I think part of the reason you're able to do that is those aren't your colonizers, so you're able to look at it more objectively.
03:06:02.000 Mm-hmm.
03:06:05.000 I think it would be much more easier for them to make a pivot like the Meiji Restoration, where you just have, we've got to get on board with the Industrial Revolution, with liberal democracy, with all this stuff, because they wouldn't have that thought in their head.
03:06:21.000 That's what the colonizer did.
03:06:23.000 They'd be able to take the good things from the people who colonized more easily.
03:06:28.000 That's an interesting thought.
03:06:30.000 I would be more fascinated to see what would happen to them if they had, like the Mayans in particular, if they had been allowed to evolve in isolation, like just without the intervention of the Europeans.
03:06:44.000 They had already constructed these insane buildings.
03:06:49.000 With stones that mimic the cosmos.
03:06:51.000 Where would they be a thousand years later, two thousand years later?
03:06:55.000 What would their culture be like?
03:06:57.000 Imagine if no one had ever visited the mines until 2024 and then you go and visit now.
03:07:03.000 What are these motherfuckers up to?
03:07:06.000 We were still making shit out of wood and goofy houses that caught on fire.
03:07:11.000 And these fucking dudes are building these temples that mimic the constellations.
03:07:15.000 Yeah.
03:07:15.000 Yeah, absolutely.
03:07:17.000 Yeah.
03:07:18.000 Pretty wild.
03:07:19.000 It's very disputed.
03:07:21.000 Oh, the killing the people thing?
03:07:24.000 Yeah.
03:07:25.000 For the consecration of the Great Pyramid of Tenochtitlan?
03:07:30.000 How do you say it?
03:07:31.000 Tenochtitlan?
03:07:31.000 I said Tenochtitlan.
03:07:33.000 I don't actually know.
03:07:34.000 In 1487, the Aztec priests sacrificed 80,000 prisoners over the course of four days.
03:07:40.000 The Aztecs usually sacrificed prisoners of war, these volunteers, criminals, and even their own.
03:07:45.000 So what's the disputed part about it, Jamie?
03:07:48.000 There's not a lot of evidence that that many were done.
03:07:52.000 They said that this number of 20,000 every year is across all of Mexico, I saw someone else just say.
03:07:57.000 The Aztecs sacrificed 20,000 people every year.
03:08:02.000 There's no talk about what they did with those 80,000 bodies.
03:08:06.000 How did they choose prisoners?
03:08:09.000 Right, but they might have, right?
03:08:11.000 Does it say they definitely killed 20,000 a year?
03:08:14.000 Across all of Mexico.
03:08:16.000 Right, but maybe they were good at that.
03:08:17.000 But that, again, what would you, if you did 20,000 in a day?
03:08:20.000 Yeah, you'd dig a pit, buddy.
03:08:22.000 You'd light them on fire.
03:08:24.000 I don't know.
03:08:25.000 There's no evidence of it, is what it was saying.
03:08:26.000 Interesting.
03:08:27.000 Well, what evidence would there be?
03:08:29.000 It's like they did sacrifice people, just that many.
03:08:31.000 Right.
03:08:32.000 But there has to be some sort of record, right?
03:08:34.000 What is the reason why they came upon the 80,000 figure in the first place?
03:08:39.000 I don't know.
03:08:40.000 Interesting.
03:08:41.000 A Spanish account claims that more than 80,000 enemy warriors were sacrificed in a four-day ceremony, and yet no evidence approaching one hundredth of that number has been found in the excavations of Tenochtitlan.
03:08:51.000 Yeah, I guess if they threw them in a hole, they would have dug up the body, maybe, unless they hadn't dug deep enough.
03:08:56.000 Unless they started a funeral pyre, like an enormous fire, and just burned everybody.
03:09:04.000 You know, I don't know what their methods of disposing bodies once they sacrifice.
03:09:08.000 My assumption would be that that would...
03:09:10.000 Like a mass grave.
03:09:10.000 They would say, like, this is what we used to do to them, too.
03:09:12.000 Right.
03:09:13.000 Here's pictures of it or something.
03:09:14.000 Yeah.
03:09:16.000 But yeah, it's just disputed is all.
03:09:18.000 The number does come up.
03:09:19.000 I'm seeing 5,000, 20,000.
03:09:22.000 Either way, how about more than one?
03:09:24.000 They definitely sacrifice more than one person to appease their gods.
03:09:29.000 It's a wild choice to get everybody to go along with.
03:09:32.000 The rain dances are a lot more peaceful.
03:09:34.000 A lot more peaceful.
03:09:35.000 Yeah, a lot more fun.
03:09:35.000 I'm more of a rain dance guy.
03:09:37.000 Coleman, thank you very much, man.
03:09:38.000 It's always great to talk to you.
03:09:40.000 I really appreciate it.
03:09:40.000 Great to talk to you too, Joe.
03:09:41.000 You're a really unique thinker and you have a great perspective on things and I always appreciate talking to you.
03:09:47.000 Thank you, man.
03:09:47.000 My pleasure.
03:09:48.000 And tell everybody one more time your book.
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03:09:53.000 And I'm so glad you did the audio version of it.
03:09:55.000 Yeah.
03:09:55.000 And my voice wasn't scratchy like today, so it sounds good.
03:09:58.000 You sound good today.
03:09:59.000 Oh, thanks.
03:09:59.000 All right.
03:10:00.000 Thank you.
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03:10:07.000 Beautiful.
03:10:07.000 Thank you.
03:10:08.000 Bye, everybody.