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00:05:25.000Anyway, um, the island in Alaska, well, Google, because it's one of the most rainy places on Earth.
00:05:31.000Brian Cowan and I did a TV show from there with, uh, with, with Meteor, but it rained for seven, eight days, whatever the fuck we're there for.
00:06:23.000Tumbleweeds are these little, it's like little shaved pieces of wood that's like bundled up together and they must be soaked in some kind of flammable liquid.
00:06:35.000But if you want to start like a grill, you put one of those bitches down and then you put some sticks around that and light that little tumbleweed and woo, you're good to go.
00:18:39.000And it also, it gave people an opportunity to be cunts.
00:18:46.000There was a lot of people in LA in particular and some in New York as well.
00:18:51.000They're really miserable people and they were looking for an opportunity to shit on someone publicly because they felt like they could because they felt like that person was vulnerable because they were taking a controversial position.
00:19:05.000Whether it's a controversial position like saying I don't want to get vaccinated or it was a controversial position of doing shows live still.
00:19:14.000I saw a comic blame someone else for the death of their mother.
00:19:19.000Blame a comic that's doing shows for the death of their mother.
00:20:56.000But in the age of science and reason, people abandon science.
00:21:01.000To confirm their worst fears and to confirm all their weird Anxieties and they started to use those which is the reason why people believe that a mask that you could breathe out of is gonna protect you from a virus that's Floating in the air or that you're gonna stop a respiratory virus by just keeping children out of school Shut the fuck up like shut the fuck up with all this yeah Or that all of a sudden the pharmaceutical drug company should be trusted like shut the fuck up you guys you're not you're not being reasonable You're acting like
00:21:36.000I'm saying you're acting like pussies and you're not willing to look at the truth because you're scared that it's going to go against this thing that you have in your head that's a narrative that you've been sticking to this whole time.
00:22:57.000Also, there's a thing about, you're supposed to, when you inject them, you're supposed to aspirate, which means when you inject it into the muscle, because it's intramuscular, you're supposed to pull back the syringe to make sure that you're not hitting a blood vessel.
00:24:22.000But the real question is like, how many people?
00:24:24.000How many people are being honest about it?
00:24:26.000How many people are even telling people about it?
00:24:28.000Because even though they feel like shit after they got vaccinated, even though they have health problems, they told people to get vaccinated.
00:24:33.000So it takes like this big moment of bravery to sort of admit, just step out and admit I got caught up in the madness of it all and I didn't know what the fuck I was talking about and I was shaming people and telling people to do something.
00:25:07.000All vaccines have at least occasional side effects, but people who say they were injured by COVID vaccines believe their cases have been ignored.
00:25:28.000I did not want to be in the world of arguing with people about medical information or medical facts or just whatever fucking pharmaceutical drug company propaganda you gotta battle against.
00:25:40.000Like, who wants to be involved in that shit?
00:25:53.000I knew it was evil when they were vaccinating kids, when they were forcing kids to get vaccinated because no data, I mean none, zero, said it was dangerous for kids.
00:26:04.000All data pointed to that kids got over this very easy.
00:27:25.000For comics, it's like they're going to go visit Disneyland.
00:27:27.000And everybody's welcome, so they come all the time.
00:27:29.000And so, you know, like last week, we got Colin Quinn, and Chris DiStefano, and Shane's in there all the time, and Schultz when he comes by, and Dave when he's in town.
00:27:39.000And then surprise with, like, Howie Mandel or some shit.
00:27:41.000You're like, what the fuck's Howie doing here?
00:35:33.000One of the best things that happened to us was the internet.
00:35:35.000Because the internet did a bunch of different things.
00:35:37.000One, it made comics valuable to each other instead of in competition with each other.
00:35:43.000Because not only do we, everybody has a show, right?
00:35:47.000If you have podcasts, all our friends have shows, right?
00:35:50.000So not only do they have shows, but You can have them on as a guest, or you can go on their show when you need to promote something.
00:35:59.000And then we all help each other, and then we tell you, hey, check out Derek and Nassan, check out Tony, check out William, and everybody does that, and then everybody grows.
00:36:12.000Whereas in Hollywood, if you were the host of The Tonight Show, and I wanted to be the host of The Tonight Show, I'd be like, fuck Derek, I need that job.
00:37:23.000The idea of, like you said, just going on each other's podcast.
00:37:26.000Since you started Podcast Joe, pretty much, did you see...
00:37:29.000Because when you started, you must not have known that, like, oh, we're all going to go on each other's.
00:37:32.000When did you see that become like, oh, this is...
00:37:34.000Well, it was the attitude that we had about the store was the same attitude that transferred into podcasts.
00:37:42.000Because the attitude at the store, even in like the early 2000s, like when things were popping there, the attitude was like very supportive.
00:37:51.000If you were cool, if you're cool and all you want to do is just be friendly and hang out and have a good time, everybody was cool with you.
00:37:59.000If there was a real disagreement with people, 100% someone was a cunt.
00:38:05.000It wasn't just competitive bullshit, but in the 90s, man, dudes would say shit to you before you went on stage, try to fuck with your confidence.
00:38:16.000They'd make fun of your clothes or talk about your hair or something.
00:38:20.000Just say something to you right before you went on stage.
00:38:43.000I remember there was dudes who were sitting in the back of the open mic night, heckling open micers because they wanted them to leave so they could get up earlier.
00:39:04.000I would be, that's crazy to do to somebody.
00:39:05.000There's also, like, certain dudes, like, say if you are, um, right now you're like a traveling middle act and there's a kid who's an open-miker and you see him coming and he starts building up momentum and then he starts going on the road and then all of a sudden this guy is headlining before you are And that happens.
00:40:03.000Brian Simpson, every time he gets anything, and I mean anything in his career, and you know how big he is, every time, the first time he got on Rogan, first time he got the Netflix thing, he looks right at me every time and goes, you're next.
00:40:35.000The selfish feeling that you want no one to do better than you, and you want to be, like, number one, and then if you see people doing better than you, you get angry, that selfish feeling, it ruins you.
00:40:47.000Because it ruins your relationship with those people.
00:40:50.000You could have the exact same circumstances happen and be super happy.
00:43:53.000You know, you gotta be willing to throw it all away, and you gotta be willing to go through this weird path where you want things and they're not happening, and you get angry, and that's where you were.
00:45:15.000What was dope about the Comedy Store, too, was the fact that there was a real attitude that everyone was a comic, including the door people.
00:45:38.000The coolest thing, one of the coolest things about stand-up that I learned from you, Joe, so when I got there, you were finishing Triggered.
00:45:54.000And then you start gearing up for Strange Times.
00:45:56.000And the only person I've ever heard they say would do this was Richard Pryor, where he would come in after he dropped a special, and he would bang out material, and you'd see it.
00:46:04.000For the first time, you're like, okay, I kind of see the skeleton.
00:46:15.000Even though it wasn't hitting like how the other stuff was hitting, or some nights it wasn't going as well as maybe you wanted it to, you never abandoned it.
00:46:20.000You never were like, oh, I'm going to do crowd work, oh, I'm going to say an old bit and get out of this.
00:47:47.000So when everybody was out here early, you know, I had gone through this thing where I had the first club and The deal fell apart, the cult house.
00:48:19.000Well, when the deal fell through with the cult place, and then we walked into that movie theater, when it was a movie theater still, I remember walking in there going, oh, shit.
00:49:41.0001927. Yeah, 1927. 1927. It's 100 years old, essentially, or close to it.
00:49:46.000I mean, it's very comedy store vibes in that, because the comedy store used to be zeroes, and it was like where the mafia would be, and like all this cool, weird stories, and you feel the building, you can feel it.
00:49:55.000And that, you know, this does have that.
00:49:57.000Mitzi's feels, you can feel it in Mitzi's late night.
00:49:59.000It's like, the energy in that is awesome.
00:50:01.000Well, it's also the energy that's been baked in just in the year that we've been open.
00:50:41.000I thought, like, I have this crazy unique moment where not only did the world shut down and Texas didn't, but also all these comedians came out here to do shows and I have this Spotify deal.
00:50:55.000And I'm like, okay, I'm supposed to do this.
00:50:58.000Like, if anybody's supposed to do this, like, if you were a kid and they said to you, if you got all this money, what would you do?
00:52:23.000Yeah, well, that's why I felt like there's no other way it could have ever happened.
00:52:27.000All those things had to happen in place, where the comedy store had to get shut down so we can get all the people that worked at the comedy store to come over and start the mothership.
00:54:18.000And if you're really good, you're going to get through.
00:54:21.000And if you're bullshitting and just using whatever the fuck group you're a part of as like a Willy Wonka golden ticket, thinking it's going to get you a career, fuck you.
00:59:34.000And then I grab my phone, and I just start either talking into it, which is the best, because then I can keep it quicker, or I start writing it.
01:00:41.000That's the thing that I've been really getting into.
01:00:43.000I've been really, like, researching, like, exploits, and I've watched quite a few videos, but I also read a story where they were talking about when they were trying to see, they had an iPhone and an Android phone,
01:00:58.000and they checked to see which one was contacting foreign servers based on the apps.
01:01:04.000And it was, like, way more the Android.
01:01:06.000The Android was contacting foreign servers way more, contacting China and Russia, and the iPhone one was like one or two a day.
01:01:15.000And it's based on, there's a lot of shit going on that we're not thinking about, right?
01:01:20.000What you're interested in is valuable.
01:01:23.000So if you're scrolling through Google and you're looking at a bunch of different products, you're looking at a bunch of different things, Google gets that information and inserts those ads into your browser.
01:01:34.000So that when you go to a website and you say, like, oh, I was looking at those shoes.
01:01:38.000How are those shoes for sale right here?
01:02:57.000And you could put some shit on, you know, either side loading or put some shit on, you know, one of these places where you can download apps.
01:03:05.000And inside that is someone could just steal all your credit card information on your phone.
01:03:09.000If you're using, like, You know Google pay some random Google thing where PayPal or some shit just there's apps that can they can when you sign up for tick-tock they can They know your keystrokes.
01:03:24.000So everything you type it knows Not only that it has access to computers that don't have Tick-tock on them that are on the network So if you have a computer, but your computer doesn't have TikTok, but you have TikTok on your phone,
01:04:05.000They figured out a way to make it very, very, very addictive.
01:04:08.000But They're getting data, constant data, of what you like, what you're interested in, what you get mad about, what you comment on, how you comment, what you like with hearts, what you keep going back to and don't tell anybody about.
01:05:33.000Group workout texts and we send we have they have to go green because of fucking Brian Simpson We have multiple chats even though Apple is adopting this RCS platform so RCS it's not platform.
01:06:20.000Green bubbles may not be going anywhere, but there's still hope for a less archaic messaging experience.
01:06:25.000So RCS is now going to be on iPhones with, I think, iOS 18. Is that what it is?
01:06:32.000I think it comes out by the end of the year.
01:06:35.000So by the end of the year, like right now, if Brian sends me a text message and there's a picture in it, that picture's going to look like dog shit.
01:12:54.000Someone film him and then he goes over it and he pieces it apart and tries to figure out what was good and what was bad and why it worked and why it didn't work.
01:13:23.000Like, Chris Rock used to do it all the time.
01:13:25.000He used to tell people, like, someone would kill at the store, and Chris would show up, and he would, like, purposely bring the audience down.
01:14:54.000I mean, I've seen these guys live, like, when they were in their prime, and Damon was, he was just so clever and so silly, and he would be laughing.
01:15:04.000It was genuine laughter, and he was having a good-ass time on stage and talking about ridiculous shit.
01:16:03.000You know, I learned that going on after Joey.
01:16:05.000Because Joey, for 15 minutes, Joey Diaz will punch a hole in the space-time.
01:16:14.000Joey Diaz can punch a fucking hole in reality.
01:16:18.000And 15-20 minutes of Joey Diaz is just like following that.
01:16:23.000You gotta come on stage like fully engaged.
01:16:27.000And one of the things you see from guys that tour with soft acts, they tour with like weak opening acts, And that's all the comedy they do.
01:17:37.000It's like, how much do you think about it?
01:17:39.000I would say that doing stand-up is, let's say if you have, what is a value?
01:17:45.000Let's give a value of doing stand-up, you give it a value of 100. If you watch yourself do stand-up, that's like 50 or 60. So it's like an extra set almost.
01:17:58.000If you do two watches and one performance, it's like you did two sets.
01:18:10.000So if you could force yourself to listen and you force yourself to watch, those add up in terms of the overall amount of effort you've put into what you're doing.
01:18:22.000So it's not just the time you're on stage, but it's also how much do you think about it afterwards?
01:18:27.000Because if you could just grab it after...
01:18:30.000I don't want to do it when I get home.
01:18:31.000When I get home, I want to watch YouTube videos on ancient civilizations.
01:20:31.000Like, when he talks about, he'll say the most ridiculous shit, and it's outrageous, and it's exaggerating, but it's part of the fun of the Joey Diaz show.
01:20:39.000You don't think he's really out there beating up transvestites.
01:20:42.000Like, that's, it's like, the whole thing.
01:21:34.000But for me, where I've laughed, where I can't stay in my seat and I'm on the ground or I'm slapping tables or we're hugging each other, it's Joey.
01:22:41.000He could tell you a story about kidnapping a drug dealer with a machine gun and you're fucking crying laughing like oh my god you're not disturbed like why would you do that?
01:23:41.000If you half-stepped at any point in your career, you took time off, you started to try a job for a little bit, you did this, you did that, you got married, you had kids, you can't go on the road now because now you have a mortgage.
01:25:53.0002005, he decided to take on the Ultra Marathon Challenge, which involved running over 3,100 miles across the United States from San Francisco to New York without taking any days off.
01:27:11.000He finished the race in 19 hours on broken legs and in kidney failure.
01:27:15.000There's also that story where he was doing one and he went off track, and so he got off pace, and then the next day he woke up and did it again.
01:28:49.000But, Joe, it is pointing out, it's so personal, the things they're saying, because, you know, he's calling them a pedophile in the song, literally.
01:28:57.000Kendrick's calling Drake a pedophile and all this stuff and you have an illegitimate daughter.
01:34:29.000One of my favorite Green Remembers show, you had it playing, and Shane's got a Bud Light in his hand, he's sitting there, and he's like, Joe, this song is making me sad.
01:34:36.000I look over to you, and you're like, people say I got...
01:34:39.000You just kept dancing, and Shane's like...
01:37:30.000The audiobook is amazing because Malcolm reads it and He talks about the Beatles when they were in Germany.
01:37:36.000So the Beatles went away They left Liverpool they go to Germany and Hamburg and they're doing shows like every night every night They're doing like six seven nights a week.
01:37:44.000They're doing shows like hours and hours and hours They come back two years later and everybody's like what the fuck happened?
01:40:38.000I do wonder because it's like, man, what?
01:40:40.000It's only going to get bigger because I don't think that show is at a like, oh, I think that show is like, this might be the beginning of what this show might be.
01:40:47.000Oh, it's not nearly where it's going to be.
01:41:15.000He was at the Mothership this weekend.
01:41:16.000He went there to hang out with Steve Byrne.
01:41:18.000When we were in Nashville, he pulled up, just came to the show.
01:41:20.000We were at the Grand Ole Opry, and he came out and sang some songs with us.
01:41:22.000It was like, damn, we're singing Garth Brooks with Jelly Roll at the Grand Ole Opry.
01:41:25.000Tony told me that he took him out to clubs afterwards, and that they were playing, and Tony would play the drums, and Jelly Roll was singing.
01:41:41.000Can you imagine you're just at some bar in Nashville, just hanging out, and Jelly Roll rolls up, and he goes on stage and sings a Leonard Skinner song with Tony Hinchcliffe playing the drums.
01:42:39.000And the difference between the guys who work and the guys who just kind of half-ass it, like, we've seen guys come through that they have one foot in and one foot out.
01:44:13.000There's something about them that's like weird.
01:44:15.000But if they look the right way and they say the right things, they can kind of eke out some bizarre existence where they can pretend that they're a comedian.
01:44:43.000But you do have fighters that are professional fighters that are not good.
01:44:48.000Yeah, like in boxing, there's guys that they will call because they know this guy's a dumbass, and they'll fight Mike Tyson.
01:44:55.000I mean, that's how they built Mike Tyson's career.
01:44:57.000They took a bunch of guys who are kind of like, you know, they're not Kobe Bryant mentality.
01:45:03.000You know, they're kind of like just sort of professionally boxing and losing a bunch.
01:45:07.000And maybe they have losing records, like a lot of them have.
01:45:10.000Like, they've lost more than they've won.
01:45:12.000But they're a professional boxer, and they're willing to fight this 19-year-old kid from Brownsville.
01:45:16.000It's going to take your fucking head off.
01:45:24.000So that's how they develop like careers and so with stand-up you get those guys too because some comics they like weak comics going on in front of them so they'll take this person who's like barely Should be a comedian.
01:45:39.000They really barely should be doing stand-up.
01:45:40.000And they'll have them open in front of a crowd and torture this audience so they can come on stage 20 minutes later and look like a hero.
01:46:38.000And usually they get isolated by success.
01:46:40.000And especially if they're old school guys, because the old school guys, people did root for your downfall.
01:46:45.000And if they didn't come up with us in the store, which is, I think, the first time where that sort of attitude of camaraderie really got polished and developed.
01:46:55.000It existed in small pockets where they had friends.
01:46:58.000But there's so many stories of one friend getting something and the other friend turning on them because they were jealous.
01:47:09.000So there was always that, you know, but I think when some guys make it and then they start doing touring in clubs and then doing theaters, they just bring their opening act everywhere.
01:47:20.000So they have an opening act that they work with.
01:47:21.000They bring that person everywhere and they rarely do sets in town and then they become isolated and then you become like an island.
01:48:47.000If you had a calculation to what are the odds of a new comedy scene emerging in the middle of the country and emerging in a way that all the young people are moving here, all the young people that want to have a career, and then have it connected to something like Kill Tony,
01:49:05.000which is the very best platform ever for someone to develop a career.
01:49:09.000If you have a good few minutes, you can go on Kill Tony and you could become a real, look at Cam Patterson.
01:53:29.000That's that's my favorite thing though I was being able to have money and just go out with the door guys and be able to pay for dinner like they don't have to pay for dinner right I could pay for dinner no that's nice it's nice whoo yeah it's it's nice that you feel that way too that's what's important that you want to do that that's what's important and it makes everybody feel Well,
01:53:47.000So it's like, man, the idea of how nice.
01:53:50.000And I know what it's like to just be like, man, bro, it's either not eat tonight or eat like a McDonald's thing or Derek's taking us to get a steak.
01:54:57.000And so to me, that was like a giant boost that I got from Lenny Clark.
01:55:00.000I was like, holy shit, this is incredible.
01:55:02.000And then I became friends with Lenny, and so I would, you know, I did quite a few shows with Lenny in Boston, in and around Boston, but nobody ever took me on the road.
01:55:11.000No, I came out here to LA, came out there to LA, and I started doing the store, and I was mostly just doing the store, and then Dice told me I should do the road.
01:56:30.000But then when I came to LA, I was basically just doing the comedy store and the lab factory and working on Sitcom news radio.
01:56:37.000Yeah, and then dice is like you should do the road and I was like I should do the road and then I started going on the road.
01:56:43.000So I was headline So Wow, I didn't so I just took guys from the store So I realized early on like this is like when I really had a really hard time following Joey But I realized that Joey was so funny that if I knew that if I could follow him I was like this would like really pick up my comedy because he's so hard to follow it was so scary I can't imagine,
01:58:36.000I definitely hope to be headlining soon, but you hear comics be like, oh man, you want to bring somebody, but it just costs a little too much money or costs money.
01:58:42.000To me, that's what you're paying for, right?
02:00:26.000Yeah, and I met him when he was at the store just working the door and then you know watched him do a few sets and said you want to come on the road?
02:00:39.000And it's also just like, you know, lighting the path, letting people know that there's a real path here.
02:00:46.000You go from doing open mic nights to putting together sets, you do guest spots, and then you do a little bit of sets in town, and then someone comes along and says, hey, you want to try opening up on the road?
02:01:12.000So they don't know that the problem is if you cover that same subject three different times, you can't piece that together and make 15 minutes.
02:01:19.000You're just covering the subject in one way.
02:01:21.000What you really should be doing is condensing that shit, cutting it up, and attaching them all together.
02:01:27.000And don't try to make it like three, five minutes.
02:04:55.000God, watching that fucking guy, Schultz.
02:04:57.000Yeah, he has a good-ass time, and he's enjoying all the success.
02:05:02.000You know, he's enjoying every step of the way.
02:05:04.000That's very important, too, because, you know, a lot of people get upset that people promote things and show them onstage killing it, but you gotta understand, like, that is...
02:05:34.000Joe, watching this guy, watching this guy, I swear to God, Joe, and I've told him this a hundred times, I'll be watching him, I'll think, I'll get off stage.
02:05:41.000My second show at the Garden, I thought I had one of the best sets I've ever had in my life, Joe, in my life.
02:05:45.000I watched his first ten minutes just riffing about New York, and I'll be like, I don't even, I didn't even do the same thing.
02:07:07.000Well, they're just narcissists and they feel it's the same that old-school thing where they only want them to be successful and they only celebrate people that are way less successful than them if they do celebrate people.
02:07:59.000But I think what people could take out of this that don't give a fuck about comedy or stand-up is that the mentality of doing it the right way, you could apply that to everything in your life.
02:09:02.000Yeah, and we all have very different versions of the same idea.
02:09:08.000Like we're trying to develop great bits and trying to have a great set.
02:09:13.000We're all trying to do a different version of that same idea.
02:09:17.000So we're all just, all of us are working on shit, and we all have good advice for each other, like, you know, every now and then Tony will, like, hit you with a tagline, you know, someone will come up with, Brian will say, hey, you know, you do it like this, but I feel like one time I heard you, you did it different, and I like that better, like, oh yeah, that's right,
02:09:33.000you know, and having guys like that is watch your shit, and Talk to you about it.
02:09:37.000Well, you've said that to me, try to open it with this.
02:10:55.000God, it comes up quick where you just feel some light.
02:10:57.000God, what did you say that day we were working out and we were about to start talking shit and then Marshall came up and Marshall was like, and he was like, look at Marshall.
02:11:03.000She's like, no daddy, stop talking shit!
02:12:47.000So no one thinks I'm connecting these two, but someone posted this thing on Instagram of a video of showing children dancing around, like the people posting their children dancing around, and then they went and saw, like, who is liking this video and who's following this video,
02:13:06.000who's following this person, and then they went to those accounts, and they went to some of those accounts, and some of those accounts are for, like, straight-up pedophiles.
02:13:15.000Straight-up pedophiles who are, like, Watching your kid dance around, and they're watching your kid, and they're fucking legit sex offenders, and they're online.
02:13:26.000Yeah, that's fucking why you shouldn't have your kids online.
02:13:28.000Yeah, and some of them have a different language, so you use a translator, and you can translate it and see what they're saying.
02:14:42.000So the guy beat her to death in the hallway.
02:14:47.000I don't know what he had in his hand because it's kind of a blurry security camera.
02:14:50.000But he keeps hitting her with this thing and then she pleads for him and then he hits her in the head and she goes unconscious and then he gets on top of her and is just beating her to death.
02:15:01.000And then they had him, according to this post, they had him in jail.
02:16:41.000I mean, the nice thing I like about this era is everyone's way gayer.
02:16:44.000Everyone's just so fucking gay and nice.
02:16:47.000Everybody has their fingernails painted and everybody's...
02:16:51.000I don't believe this is a Tupac Biggie era.
02:16:54.000I think that's honestly when that ended.
02:16:57.000As far as rappers still get killed, but I think the idea of rappers killing each other, I feel like that was like, oh man, this made me win a little too far.
02:17:03.000I feel like that's people that are confident that no one's going to use the nuclear bomb today.
02:17:08.000Just because they haven't used the nuclear bomb since 1945. Derek, relax.
02:18:41.000If he's the type of dude who's getting involved in street fights, he probably makes bad decisions.
02:18:45.000And so you've set off a chain of events that could lead to your death, other people's deaths, prison time, all kinds of crazy shit that can happen.
02:18:52.000Just because you couldn't keep your emotions controlled in one moment and you didn't think it out.
02:18:57.000You think, I'm just gonna fuck this guy up.
02:21:23.000Kent State was a cause that was having an anti-war protest, and they sent in the National Guard, and the National Guard wound up shooting people.
02:21:34.000So it was Neil Young wrote a song about it.
02:21:37.000It became like a cultural moment where we realized how fucking insane things had gotten that the army or the National Guard was shooting, shooting students for anti-war protests.
02:21:54.000I mean, they just fucking shot people.
02:23:22.000Yeah, and so they're arresting kids that are on the campuses, and then the kids become more emboldened, and now there's more of them, and more colleges are having this now, where kids are setting up these camps.
02:23:41.000And then if you stop it, they say you're stopping their freedom of speech.
02:23:46.000But no, because freedom of speech is you have the ability to protest and to say things and to go out there with signs and to express yourself online.
02:23:57.000But you don't have the ability to camp places.
02:24:17.000And if you open up the door for that, regardless of how you feel about whether or not people should be outraged, and I think they should, You can't just let people camp places.
02:24:29.000And it doesn't say that in the First Amendment.
02:27:15.000If you watch, they did some drone footage that showed a drone flying over Gaza before October 7th, and then that same drone flying over Gaza today.
02:29:08.000And if we didn't have a strong military and we didn't have intelligence agencies that keep terrorist attacks from taking place and all this shit.
02:29:16.000But then again, how much are we doing in other countries that is getting people to want to do something like that here?
02:29:24.000Scary stuff because it's not you and it's not me.
02:29:27.000It's leaders that are telling gigantic groups of people that you're opposed to these people over here.
02:29:32.000And you get them to be a part of that community, be a part of the tribe, whatever side, whether you're an IDF soldier, whether you're Hamas, you feel like you're on the right side, you're going to fuck those people up.
02:29:45.000It's a horrible instinct that human beings have.
02:29:47.000We've had since the beginning of civilization, just tribal warfare.
02:29:52.000It's just tribal warfare on a global scale with insanely sophisticated technology, at least on one side.
02:29:59.000You're right, because it's like, if it was happening when we were cavemen or when we were, you know, in tribes, it's not like it's any different.
02:30:08.000Yep, and with the whole world's watching it.
02:30:10.000And then it also gives people an opportunity, like these college kids, to protest it and to feel like they're virtuous by camping out and they're not going to take their studies and...
02:30:21.000One girl, there was an interview that she found out she wasn't even going to graduate because she had gotten arrested for protests.
02:30:29.000And so her family's flying in to see her graduate and she wasn't going to graduate.
02:32:09.000You know, in other parts of the world right now, in Afghanistan, my friends that have gone to Afghanistan and served there, they'll go, dude, it's crazy.
02:32:15.000Some of the shit you see in Afghanistan.
02:32:18.000With these young boys that get swapped around.
02:32:43.000And if you go back far enough in history, that's why you have to take down Thomas Jefferson's statue.
02:32:50.000That's why even Abraham Lincoln's piece of shit.
02:32:53.000Because Abraham Lincoln, even though he freed the slaves, and even though Abraham Lincoln was the President of the United States during the Civil War, Abraham Lincoln also wrote about black people that they were less than 100% of a human being.
02:33:07.000He didn't consider them, like, the same as white people.
02:35:19.000When I went to Chichen Itza, they have this human sacrifice, like, tray.
02:35:26.000It's like a guy who's like lying on his back and there's like a flat thing in front where they would cut people's fucking heads off in front of everybody.
02:35:35.000So it's at the top of the stairs of this pyramid.
02:35:37.000You see this thing and they would fucking lay someone down there.
02:36:10.000This is one of those things where the guide told me this when we had a really good guide in Chichen Itza.
02:36:15.000You pay for a professional guide, and this guy was cool as fuck.
02:36:18.000And he also told me that There was something that they were doing, some sort of psychedelic compound that they were doing in this one very specific area.
02:36:26.000It was like there was certain things that they did that mimicked or that had lysergic acid in it, which is like LSD. And so he was explaining all that stuff to me.
02:36:35.000They were just talking about the nature of like a lot of these sacrifices and that they used to think that they would sacrifice the losing team.
02:36:43.000But then they switched it and they think, no, they think they sacrificed the winning team.
02:38:21.000And again, I've read different accounts of this.
02:38:23.000But there's a syphilis that existed in Europe and then there was a syphilis they believe came from North America that these people that came over on the Mayflower and all that shit, they were fucking some of the Native American people and got their VD and then brought their VD back to Europe.
02:38:42.000And they think that this is why this rash of syphilis, this is one theory about why this rash of syphilis went through like European royalty.
02:38:53.000To the point where that's where the term big wig comes from.
02:38:56.000Yeah, the term big wig is there was these brothers that were French, they were some royalty, and they got syphilis.
02:39:05.000And when you get syphilis, your fucking hair falls out, you develop like holes in your skin, your face has holes in it, and to cover up the fact that they lost their hair, they got wigs.
02:39:14.000And they were so popular that it's like, you know, when someone wears something stupid, you're like, how does that work?
02:39:20.000Everybody's wearing this thing because Kanye wore it, you know?
02:39:23.000So everybody's wearing the same shit that Kanye wore.
02:40:58.000So when you asked this question, I was looking through this article, which comes from a tabloid, I'll add the sun, but it talks about these skull towers they found.
02:41:07.000They had found upwards of 200, but the experts say that that means that there might have been thousands and thousands and thousands of skulls embedded in these towers, but they were destroyed and covered up when the Europeans came.
02:41:21.000Oh, so they already had these skulls embedded in these walls?
02:41:25.000Yeah, and then you asked if they were coming from the game, and I was trying to find out if that's...
02:42:48.000That would be like aliens showing up in spacecraft, because we would be like, what the f- What is this, Jamie?
02:42:52.000Three quarters of the skulls analyzed belong to men aged 20 to 35, and they were all said to have been in relatively good health before they were sacrificed.
02:43:25.000They probably had their own version of meth, just methed out.
02:43:29.000Spanish conquistadors were appalled at the skull rack when they entered Tenochtitlan in 1519. Two years later, they destroyed the city and paved over its ruins, leaving the Aztec sacrificial remains below the streets of what later became the Mexican capital.
02:44:02.000For a long time, many historians and anthropologists questioned whether descriptions by Spanish eyewitnesses exaggerated the number of skulls on the skull rack, as well as the number of victims sacrificed by the Aztecs, he told Fox News.
02:44:13.000This discovery now makes those early accounts much more believable.
02:46:24.000And that's one of the things about England, too.
02:46:26.000I mean, even in modern England, my friends who've come over from England say, in England, they don't want you to change your status in society.
02:48:37.000Well, the thing about the liger is I think what happens is Whether it's the male lion or the female tiger, one of them is missing the gene that regulates growth.
02:49:15.000The name applies to a hybrid of a whale and a dolphin, although taxonomically, both are within the oceanic dolphin family, which is within the toothed whale privador.
02:49:25.000There's a lot of fish that are hybrids.
02:49:28.000There's hybrid bass that are like a hybrid between smallmouth and largemouth.
02:50:15.000It's interesting, like, nature, is it coded that way, or it doesn't like the idea of a dog being able to fuck a horse and make a dog horse?
02:50:26.000You have to stay within your species, and if you're different things in the species, like a cat, like a lion and a tiger, no babies for you.
02:50:34.000You can fuck and make one, but that one, not making any new ones.
02:51:50.000That's the wildest shit that all dogs come from wolves.
02:51:54.000So that thing at one point in time was a wolf And the bitch-ass wolves made their way to the campfire and dropped their ears a little bit and kind of relaxed and became friends with the people because the people gave them food.
02:52:42.000In Russia, where they took wild foxes and the ones that were aggressive, that showed any aggression towards people at all, they killed them.
02:52:48.000And the ones that didn't show aggressive, they let them breed.
02:52:51.000And they kept doing this over many, many generations.
02:52:53.000And within a few decades, the fox had completely changed its form.
02:53:07.000So not something that took place over thousands of years, but by killing any one of them that was aggressive, they made only the ones that were, like, sweet and passive survive.
02:54:06.000That's the direction that things are moving.
02:54:08.000Things are moving into a genderless direction.
02:54:11.000Whether it's being influenced by who, what, how, or when, that's irrelevant.
02:54:17.000What I'm saying is it's clearly moving in that direction.
02:54:20.000And if you didn't have anything to do with the population, if you were something that was completely outside of society looking at us, you'd be like, oh, they're like feminizing.
02:56:58.000It doesn't mean that you shouldn't let people...
02:57:01.000Drift off into this genderless direction like you do whatever you want to do I think this is happening whether we like it or not I think it's happening with it.
02:57:08.000There's a lot of like chemical influences There's microplastics that are influencing the way testosterone levels are in young people and the development of their sex organs and this This this is gonna be doing something.
02:57:20.000There's propaganda that's actually getting through your phone, too That's affecting the way people reward certain types of behavior and people like to gravitate towards behaviors that are rewarding and If you're a loser and then all of a sudden you're amazing because now you're wearing a dress, you're like, I'm going to keep wearing this dress.
02:57:35.000Everybody fucking hugs me when they see me.
02:57:45.000But if I was objective, and I wasn't a part of the human race, which I clearly am, if I was looking at it from outside, I would say, like, what is the end goal of this?
02:58:08.000I think even if aliens aren't real, even if you don't really see them, I think that's an archetype in our head because it's almost like a light on the path that's showing us, this is where you're going.
02:59:09.000Yeah, because you never see them, not never, but it is crazy that they make such a big deal about gender stuff sometimes, and it's like, well, you don't look happy, though.
02:59:15.000You don't look, or you're not being nice about it, which is what you would want.
02:59:20.000But it's because they also feel like they're embattled, right?
02:59:23.000They're in this thing, they're fighting for their cause, and then they exaggerate it like there's a trans genocide, like...
02:59:32.000You're getting away with too much because you're in a university setting and everybody likes saying you're amazing and no one wants a question.
02:59:45.000It's not a bunch of right-wing people that are fucking camping and making sure they can carry guns to school because it's a school shooter.
02:59:51.000We're going to camp out until we can carry guns into the building.