The Joe Rogan Experience - May 23, 2024


Joe Rogan Experience #2155 - Brian Redban


Episode Stats

Length

2 hours and 31 minutes

Words per Minute

173.88199

Word Count

26,375

Sentence Count

2,661

Misogynist Sentences

85

Hate Speech Sentences

56


Summary

In this episode of the Joe Rogan Experience, the boys talk about all the cool new stuff going on in the world of technology, including super smart robots, super smart refrigerators, and super smart phones. They also talk about the new Microsoft Surface Pro 4, the new Windows 10 operating system, and how the government is trying to get access to your data through a VPN. Also, they talk about aliens, and why they don t trust you at all. Joe also talks about how he doesn t trust his own dick and why he doesn't trust anyone else's dick. Enjoy, and spread the word to your friends and family about this podcast! Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. All rights reserved. Used by permission. If you like what you hear, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts. Subscribe, rate, and subscribe to our other podcast, and tell a friend about what you think of it! Cheers, Joe and the rest of the boys! XOXO, EJ and the boys. XJ & the crew at The Joe Rogans Podcast. Thank you for listening and supporting the pod! -Jon and the Crew at Podchaser Podcasts, the guys at PodChaser Podcast, the podcast and all the love and support they can do for you. the pod, and we appreciate your support and support the podCast, and the support you're getting. - Jon Rogan Podcast, and all of the hard work they do for the pod is amazing. . Jon Rogans podcast. Jon and the podcast, Red Ben and the crew. --Jon Rogans and the team at the PodChad, and everything else, and much more! -The Crew at the pod... , and so on, and so much more. Thank you so much, and more! -Jon Rogan, and everyone else! -- Thank you, Jon and Ben, and a lot more. , Ben and his crew, and his team at The Crew at The Podchad, Tom and his family at The Rogans, and Ben at the Crew, etc., and all that good work, and your support, etc., etc., Joe and his Crew at , etc., all of his good vibes, etc.


Transcript

00:00:01.000 Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out!
00:00:04.000 The Joe Rogan Experience.
00:00:06.000 Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day.
00:00:13.000 Hey, fella.
00:00:14.000 Hey, buddy.
00:00:16.000 Have you been fucking around with the chat GPT? I saw you brought it.
00:00:19.000 Yeah, I just got the 4.0, the one that they've been showing where you could talk to it naturally and stuff.
00:00:25.000 Duncan had it in the green room when we were talking shit to it.
00:00:28.000 About it replacing us.
00:00:28.000 Yeah.
00:00:29.000 Yeah.
00:00:30.000 It's pretty crazy, you know?
00:00:34.000 It's weird how AI came out of nowhere and then...
00:00:37.000 We're like, how long has this been, you know, being worked on?
00:00:41.000 And then now it's like everywhere.
00:00:43.000 Like my vacuum cleaner has AI now.
00:00:46.000 It's crazy.
00:00:47.000 What does it do?
00:00:48.000 It's one of those robot vacs where it scans your whole house and then like it detects things using AI. Like, oh, that's shit.
00:00:55.000 Don't run over it.
00:00:58.000 It's like giving dog shits on the floor recognizing dog shits?
00:01:00.000 Yeah, and it doesn't do a good job because the first thing it did, it went right over this dog shit and just started smearing dog shit through the whole entire kitchen.
00:01:07.000 Why is your dog shitting in the kitchen?
00:01:09.000 Because once in a while, you know, dog shitses don't care.
00:01:12.000 They're like, I have to shit.
00:01:13.000 I don't want to bother.
00:01:17.000 That's the problem Jamie has with Carl.
00:01:20.000 It's a little dog thing.
00:01:21.000 You gotta keep an eye on Carl.
00:01:22.000 Carl will just drop a deuce anywhere.
00:01:24.000 I think when they're really little, they don't understand outside.
00:01:29.000 Everything's so big.
00:01:31.000 Why would I go outside when I get shit right here?
00:01:34.000 I don't sleep anywhere near this pile.
00:01:38.000 It's gross though, having shit smeared all over your floor.
00:01:42.000 Especially by a super smart AI vacuum cleaner.
00:01:46.000 That's so dumb.
00:01:47.000 Yeah, all these different things are going to sync together.
00:01:50.000 That's one of the things that people say about Samsung.
00:01:53.000 People that are Samsung fanboys...
00:01:56.000 If you have a Samsung refrigerator and a Samsung TV and a Samsung phone, you could use your phone to control everything.
00:02:05.000 I guess there's refrigerators out there.
00:02:08.000 I don't know exactly where they're at right now because I only saw an ad for them where your refrigerator will tell you when things are going to expire.
00:02:17.000 Right, it scans that.
00:02:18.000 Yeah, so if you've got orange juice or something like that, your orange juice is only good for three more days.
00:02:22.000 Like that kind of shit.
00:02:23.000 Yeah.
00:02:24.000 And that's only if you place that orange juice with the date facing the camera, probably, you know?
00:02:29.000 Yeah.
00:02:30.000 I think that it's been out for a while, but it doesn't really work great.
00:02:33.000 There's a few things refrigerators do that have too much technology in them.
00:02:38.000 What impresses the shit about me, and the thing that entices me towards Samsung phones, is the AI with notes.
00:02:46.000 That's a big deal to me.
00:02:48.000 The fact that it can record your podcast for sure, but also you can record a set and it'll transcribe the set and then summarize into different parts.
00:03:01.000 Like this is where you're talking about sucking your own dick.
00:03:04.000 This is where you talk about UFOs.
00:03:05.000 I asked Red Ben, he didn't see this?
00:03:07.000 Did you see this, Joe, going around on Twitter?
00:03:32.000 Here's how it works.
00:03:33.000 Windows constantly takes screenshots of what's on your screen.
00:03:37.000 Then uses a generative AI model right on the device, along with the NPU, to process all that data and make it searchable, even photos.
00:03:46.000 I got to try it out.
00:03:47.000 I searched brown leather bag.
00:03:51.000 It came up in visual search.
00:03:53.000 There's no place on this page that it says brown leather bag.
00:03:57.000 It just knows because it sees this brown leather bag.
00:04:00.000 There could be this reaction from some people that this is pretty creepy.
00:04:04.000 Microsoft is taking screenshots of everything I do.
00:04:07.000 Yeah, I mean, that's why that you can only do it on the edge.
00:04:11.000 You have to put two things together.
00:04:14.000 This is my computer.
00:04:16.000 This is my recall, and it's all being done locally.
00:04:21.000 Texas is going to ban my recall.
00:04:24.000 They're not going to let me.
00:04:25.000 It's going to be porn.
00:04:26.000 I don't trust you at all.
00:04:28.000 I don't trust you at all.
00:04:31.000 It's all done locally.
00:04:32.000 Oh, I'm sure.
00:04:33.000 I'm sure there's no way the government's going to have access to every keystroke you make and be able to see.
00:04:39.000 That's ridiculous.
00:04:41.000 And it's going to summarize everything you do.
00:04:43.000 Well, not only that, it's not that difficult, especially for government organizations, to get into your fucking computer.
00:04:49.000 Are you connected to a secure Wi-Fi?
00:04:52.000 Are you even using a VPN? Like, what are you doing?
00:04:56.000 What kind of firewall do you have?
00:04:57.000 How many people are sophisticated enough to set it up so that you can't look at everything they do?
00:05:02.000 It's like your friend's phone yesterday or two days ago.
00:05:05.000 That's a straight-up virus that he was downloading.
00:05:08.000 People are saying it's not.
00:05:10.000 People are saying it's just like if you have your case on improperly, it's pressing two buttons at the same time.
00:05:16.000 Was his phone on the table, Jamie, or is it in his bag?
00:05:20.000 I don't remember either.
00:05:21.000 I think on some of these Android phones, if you're pressing two buttons at the same time, it reboots, right?
00:05:29.000 So there's a bootloader mode.
00:05:31.000 That's why you can do different things to your phones.
00:05:35.000 But that bootloader screen does not look like...
00:05:38.000 It looks so cheap, too.
00:05:40.000 It was like the arrow that was in it.
00:05:43.000 I was like, I've seen this arrow.
00:05:44.000 That's clip art.
00:05:45.000 I think it even said Getty Images on the side of it or something like that.
00:05:48.000 And then there's a barcode.
00:05:50.000 Why does it have a barcode?
00:05:52.000 What are you buying?
00:05:53.000 This is not for sale.
00:05:54.000 Why does it have a barcode?
00:05:55.000 Right, and how are you going to scan that barcode with the phone that you're holding?
00:05:58.000 Like, oh, it's got a barcode.
00:06:00.000 It must be legit.
00:06:01.000 Right.
00:06:02.000 Yeah, that seems so, so fake.
00:06:04.000 Look at that.
00:06:05.000 Look at all that Chinese writing, too.
00:06:07.000 Let's get the fuck out of here.
00:06:08.000 I guess it's Korean, because it's Samsung.
00:06:10.000 Do not disconnect USB cable during software update.
00:06:14.000 So it's saying downloading, and it says it in Korean.
00:06:18.000 So, it's doing something.
00:06:20.000 See, that just looks...
00:06:22.000 That does not look official.
00:06:23.000 The thing is, my point was, it took a while.
00:06:26.000 And, like, what if he broke his leg?
00:06:28.000 Like, what if he just fell on his bike and broke his leg, and now all of a sudden he's got a call for an ambulance, and he's laying there with his fucking shin bone poking out of his calf, and he's got to sit there while his stupid phone does that.
00:06:42.000 That's why I can't be real.
00:06:43.000 Can you reboot that?
00:06:45.000 Can you stop that?
00:06:46.000 Is that possible?
00:06:47.000 That's what I had circled.
00:06:47.000 It said that you could cancel it.
00:06:48.000 You can cancel it.
00:06:49.000 Well, that's why when you posted that video, I texted you, tell them to hold down the power button and the up arrow.
00:06:55.000 Like, reboot your phone.
00:06:57.000 Stop doing whatever it's doing.
00:06:58.000 It was too late by the time you sent me that.
00:07:00.000 I always worry about that with Windows.
00:07:02.000 Because Windows will start updating my laptop in the middle of nowhere.
00:07:07.000 Yeah, that's the worst, dude.
00:07:08.000 It's like I'll open the laptop, super inspired, ready to write, and it's like, oh, we have to upload your software.
00:07:15.000 This will take 20 minutes.
00:07:16.000 What?
00:07:17.000 Yeah.
00:07:18.000 This is stupid.
00:07:19.000 Give me the option to not do this.
00:07:21.000 Mac, at least, would give me the option.
00:07:23.000 It'll say it up in the corner.
00:07:25.000 There's a new update available.
00:07:26.000 Do you want to update it?
00:07:27.000 And then it downloads it.
00:07:27.000 Right.
00:07:28.000 Then it goes, do you want to do this right now?
00:07:31.000 Yeah.
00:07:31.000 We download it.
00:07:32.000 We can do it later.
00:07:33.000 With Windows, is that normal?
00:07:35.000 I think it was like an old...
00:07:36.000 I think.
00:07:38.000 Really?
00:07:38.000 It's just a setting that's turned off like auto-updates or whatever.
00:07:38.000 What's that?
00:07:41.000 Oh, there's a setting on Windows as well?
00:07:42.000 Yeah.
00:07:43.000 Oh, okay.
00:07:44.000 I must have had it on just so I don't have to deal with it.
00:07:46.000 Unless it's an Office thing or something you're dealing with that's not like Windows updates.
00:07:51.000 No, Office gives you a tiny notification at the top of a file that'll say a new update's available.
00:07:58.000 But you can click out of that easy.
00:08:00.000 You just wait.
00:08:01.000 Yeah, but the problem is, I have automatic updates on Mac, and it'll download it and go, hey, we got this update for you.
00:08:06.000 It won't just, in the middle of doing something, just reboot my laptop.
00:08:11.000 Yeah.
00:08:12.000 Mine just rebooted it, the moment I opened it up.
00:08:15.000 But I hadn't used that laptop in a while.
00:08:17.000 It was just sitting there.
00:08:19.000 You know what I want to try?
00:08:20.000 I want to try a laptop with, you know I'm a big keyboard fan.
00:08:24.000 Like, one of the reasons why I write.
00:08:26.000 If I write, I have a home, like, Mac that I write on that is, yeah, those are nice.
00:08:31.000 The new keyboards.
00:08:32.000 The MacBook Pro ones.
00:08:33.000 They're dope.
00:08:34.000 It really is like a MacBook.
00:08:35.000 Yeah.
00:08:36.000 So what we're looking at right now is red bands.
00:08:38.000 Look how skinny that is.
00:08:38.000 I know, Jamie has one.
00:08:40.000 This is the new iPad, which is insane.
00:08:43.000 This is so, it's so insane.
00:08:45.000 It's like, it is as thin as possible where you could still use a USB-C connector.
00:08:51.000 And I thought this was skinny, and that's twice.
00:08:54.000 I know.
00:08:54.000 So much.
00:08:55.000 Your phone, which is super skinny, is so much fatter than this iPad.
00:08:59.000 This iPad is amazing.
00:09:01.000 And it has insane battery life, too, which is crazy.
00:09:04.000 And this probably has like two terabytes, right?
00:09:05.000 Ten hours.
00:09:06.000 This is one terabyte, but you can get up to two terabytes.
00:09:09.000 Fucking nuts.
00:09:10.000 Yeah.
00:09:10.000 Nuts.
00:09:10.000 But what I really like is the keyboards on ThinkPads.
00:09:14.000 Because ThinkPads have a longer stroke, and when you're writing with keys, like, you have more feedback with the longer keystrokes, and then you're more accurate with your typing.
00:09:26.000 And it's been proven.
00:09:27.000 Like, when people do, like, how many words per minute can you write?
00:09:30.000 They can write more words per minute on keyboards with better feedback, like longer keystrokes.
00:09:39.000 But Alienware, you know, because a lot of gamers like mechanical keyboards because they have the clicky clack feel and it's like even more accurate.
00:09:48.000 Well, they have a mechanical keyboard now on their laptops.
00:09:53.000 And so I've been thinking about getting one of those.
00:09:55.000 How thick is that laptop, though?
00:09:57.000 It's not that thick.
00:09:58.000 So it has long key travel.
00:10:00.000 I think the key travel is 1.8 millimeters, which is like ideal.
00:10:03.000 My old ThinkPad had like 2.2, which was nice.
00:10:07.000 Long keystrokes and you just get real accurate with like your writing so for me like a lot of times I'm writing I'm stoned I don't have time to like go back and fucking you know I want to just get it my thought out while it's in my head and With an IBM well,
00:10:24.000 you know Lenovo now when a Lenovo ThinkPad I'm just much more accurate when I'm writing and I like it, but it sounds...
00:10:32.000 After a while, it's like, God, this is so...
00:10:32.000 I don't know.
00:10:34.000 The Mac ones are terrible.
00:10:36.000 The ones on MacBooks, I have a MacBook.
00:10:38.000 It's fucking terrible to write on.
00:10:40.000 It's really short keystrokes.
00:10:42.000 It's a really flat key.
00:10:45.000 It's just not good to write on.
00:10:47.000 It's definitely better than writing by hand.
00:10:47.000 You can do it.
00:10:50.000 I type on it all the time.
00:10:52.000 I do write on it all the time.
00:10:53.000 But it's just, when you go over to that ThinkPad, you're like, Oh, this is what it's supposed to feel like.
00:10:59.000 Or at home, I have an ergonomic keyboard that I use on my Mac, and that is the best.
00:11:05.000 It's real easy.
00:11:07.000 I'm really accurate.
00:11:09.000 I don't even have to think.
00:11:10.000 I can just write and look at the screen, and I just get it right all the time.
00:11:14.000 Why don't you use voice though?
00:11:15.000 It's so accurate now.
00:11:17.000 I don't want to be talking in my house.
00:11:20.000 Yeah.
00:11:22.000 About some of the things I write.
00:11:23.000 And some of the things I write, I like writing because the thing about writing is, like, say if I'm writing...
00:11:31.000 You know, fucking artificial intelligence.
00:11:34.000 As I'm writing artificial intelligence, it takes longer to write it than it does to think the word.
00:11:40.000 So you're spending more time on each, instead of just barfing out words, like I do when I talk, or sometimes I don't even know what the fuck I'm saying while I'm saying it.
00:11:51.000 When I'm writing and typing, it takes a little longer, so it makes me think a little more, and I have more possibilities open up about where to go with things.
00:12:01.000 So it actually benefits me to slow me down a little, but I still want it to be accurate.
00:12:07.000 I want it to be so slow that I'm fucking with every key.
00:12:10.000 I don't want that.
00:12:11.000 I want accuracy, but a little slower than talking for writing.
00:12:16.000 Yeah, my problem is I'll just start writing like an idea or a joke or whatever, and then halfway through I'll look up and I'm like...
00:12:24.000 Like, I fucked up some word, or I had auto-corrected something, and it makes everything not make sense.
00:12:28.000 And I've had it like, fuck, like, I wrote this whole down, and now I don't understand any of it.
00:12:34.000 Like, just one word, spell-checked.
00:12:37.000 Yeah, that's true.
00:12:38.000 Well, notes are the best for that.
00:12:40.000 Yeah, audio notes.
00:12:42.000 And the thing about the phone is, you can do it, like, while you're in the car.
00:12:46.000 You can press, like, if you have Apple CarPlay, you press it on the screen, and say, make a voice note.
00:12:52.000 And then you can just make a note.
00:12:54.000 Or just make a note, rather.
00:12:56.000 And it'll make a note for you and leave it in there.
00:12:58.000 So there's many times that I've, like, at the end of the night I've done that, and then I go back over it.
00:12:58.000 It's great.
00:13:03.000 So what I do is I have, like, a whole folder that's just ideas.
00:13:08.000 So I've got this folder.
00:13:10.000 These are just ideas.
00:13:11.000 And some of them, a lot of them have become bits, and some of them I'm just like, maybe one day I'll have something.
00:13:18.000 And so when I write, yeah.
00:13:20.000 So when I write, I go back.
00:13:21.000 Same thing.
00:13:22.000 I go back and I look at those and I'll see if something comes into my head.
00:13:27.000 I'll say – because you know, when you start writing, you're just staring at that blank screen like, what am I writing about?
00:13:32.000 And then I'll just go into the phone and I'll say, what do you got for me?
00:13:35.000 What have I been thinking about?
00:13:37.000 Oh, borders.
00:13:39.000 Okay.
00:13:39.000 Open borders.
00:13:40.000 Yeah, okay.
00:13:43.000 What would it be like if there was no borders?
00:13:45.000 Would that suck?
00:13:46.000 What would it be like if there was more borders?
00:13:47.000 Would that suck?
00:13:48.000 And then I'll just start writing, you know?
00:13:50.000 Wouldn't it be cool to take all our notes, put in an AI, and combine this into a one story?
00:13:56.000 Like a 20-page story.
00:13:58.000 Right, it would be like the perfect new one-hour set.
00:14:01.000 The thing about AI, though, is like, I've never used AI, like GPT, to write a joke, but I know people are doing that now.
00:14:11.000 And my thought is...
00:14:14.000 I wouldn't feel as good about it when it was done.
00:14:17.000 Like, I don't want it just to be good.
00:14:18.000 I want it to be good and I want it to have come from my head.
00:14:22.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:14:23.000 It's not.
00:14:24.000 That's the one thing.
00:14:25.000 It's not there yet.
00:14:26.000 It can't write a good joke.
00:14:28.000 Like, all this, like, shit where he's, like, Louis CK, or not Louis CK, but the George Carlin and stuff, that's somebody writing that and just doing it in a George Carlin voice.
00:14:37.000 Voice, right.
00:14:38.000 It's not good at writing the jokes yet.
00:14:40.000 Because I've experimented trying to find a tag for a joke already.
00:14:45.000 Like, you know, this is the scenario, and it's still dad jokes and Laffy Taffy bullshit.
00:14:51.000 Like, oh, a cow walks into a bar.
00:14:53.000 What I think it would be, though, so you know how a lot of really good comics hire writers?
00:14:57.000 And generally, the writers aren't even as good a comic as them.
00:15:01.000 But the way Chris Rock does it, Chris, I haven't talked to him personally.
00:15:07.000 I've heard him talk about it, and I've talked to people who work with him.
00:15:10.000 So one of the things he gets accused of, unfairly, people say that he has writers who write for him.
00:15:16.000 Chris Rock writes his own material.
00:15:18.000 What he has is the writers, he bounces the ideas off them, so they come and watch him do the set, and then they say, maybe when you do this, say that first, or maybe expand on this, or I got a tag for that.
00:15:34.000 But those guys who are doing that aren't as good a comic as him.
00:15:39.000 So sometimes you just need other ideas, right?
00:15:42.000 Yeah, it's like the green room.
00:15:42.000 That's what...
00:15:44.000 Man, that joke.
00:15:46.000 You should have had this or...
00:15:47.000 The green room is amazing for that.
00:15:50.000 There's so many times in the green room that we're all trying to work out a bit, and then, like, Tony will chime in, or Brian will chime in, like, oh!
00:15:58.000 That's it.
00:15:58.000 And then you figure it out.
00:15:59.000 I mean, we rewrote David Lucas' entire fucking act in that green room.
00:16:06.000 But that's one thing.
00:16:08.000 So if ChatTPT just gave you ideas, I just need a framework sometimes.
00:16:15.000 I feel like each subject is just a scaffolding.
00:16:19.000 So I get the scaffolding.
00:16:22.000 Now once I have the scaffolding, I have to build a house.
00:16:24.000 But I have to have a fucking location where I can start building.
00:16:29.000 So the location is the subject, whatever the idea is.
00:16:33.000 And then I start building.
00:16:34.000 That's how I do it.
00:16:36.000 But I mean, everybody does it different, man.
00:16:40.000 Some people have to write it down on paper.
00:16:43.000 Like some people, all their stuff, like Colin Quinn's shit's all on paper.
00:16:47.000 A lot of people, it's just, they write it down.
00:16:50.000 Like Christina P. She has this notebook she brings with her.
00:16:53.000 And you look at the notebook, it's filled with ideas.
00:16:56.000 It's just all written.
00:16:57.000 She goes, I have to write it down on paper.
00:16:59.000 Mark Norman.
00:17:00.000 His back pocket's like a turtle.
00:17:02.000 Insane.
00:17:03.000 He's the most insane.
00:17:04.000 He's the most insane.
00:17:05.000 Yeah.
00:17:06.000 Because he has a phone.
00:17:06.000 He has a phone.
00:17:07.000 He knows there's notes on the phone.
00:17:09.000 You don't have to have that.
00:17:09.000 You have both things when you can only have one thing.
00:17:11.000 This is so unnecessary.
00:17:13.000 He's so silly.
00:17:14.000 And he's just sitting on it like a second wallet just breaking his back every night.
00:17:18.000 Totally going to fuck his back up.
00:17:20.000 Like one of them cab drivers that has a bum back because you have a fucking wallet that's two feet thick on one side of your ass.
00:17:26.000 Yeah.
00:17:26.000 If he just took those notes and transcribed them into the notes on his phone, Then he would have it, he's always worried about losing them, but this way you would never lose them, because they would be in the cloud.
00:17:38.000 You could take a picture, it's over.
00:17:39.000 Yeah, you could take a picture, transcribe it, he's done, throw away, it's over.
00:17:43.000 And with a lot of these things, like that's the other thing about Samsung, you can write with a stylus on the screen, and then it would convert that into print.
00:17:52.000 You could do that on the iPad too.
00:17:54.000 Yeah, it's great.
00:17:54.000 Really?
00:17:55.000 With the pen?
00:17:56.000 The iPad with the pen?
00:17:57.000 Why don't they make that for the iPhone, you fucks?
00:17:59.000 The pen?
00:18:00.000 They can't admit that Samsung was right.
00:18:02.000 Yeah, I think they have apps or there's a way to do it on the Note app maybe on the phone, like where you just use your finger, you know, and just do...
00:18:12.000 Yeah, but I want the pen.
00:18:13.000 Yeah, it is silly.
00:18:14.000 It's also silly, like the new pen that just came out, you can't use it on last year's model.
00:18:19.000 Oh, that's dirty.
00:18:20.000 It's like they do all this dirty shit, dude.
00:18:22.000 They get so dirty.
00:18:23.000 It's so bad.
00:18:24.000 They're so dirty with their USB-C cables.
00:18:26.000 Oh, yeah.
00:18:27.000 I'm glad now that it's just...
00:18:29.000 Yeah, it's nice, but meanwhile, I have AirPods...
00:18:33.000 And they all charge with regular lightning.
00:18:35.000 Well, the new version has...
00:18:38.000 They have a new version.
00:18:39.000 Oh, I gotta get a new version?
00:18:40.000 Yeah, you go by just the case.
00:18:42.000 They just never let you go.
00:18:44.000 And their shit is just good enough so that you keep going down that path.
00:18:48.000 Yeah.
00:18:48.000 Apple Vision Pro is very depressing, by the way.
00:18:53.000 Is it?
00:18:54.000 You're done?
00:18:55.000 You are so in.
00:18:57.000 I'm so in.
00:18:58.000 And it's still amazing, but then there's just nothing you can do.
00:19:01.000 Watching 3D movies is the best experience you'll ever have, ever.
00:19:05.000 Even better than a movie theater.
00:19:06.000 Sitting there watching Avatar.
00:19:06.000 Really?
00:19:08.000 It's a big IMAX in your bedroom.
00:19:10.000 It doesn't bother you that the thing's over your face?
00:19:13.000 No.
00:19:13.000 Of course, I use it more, but it's so comfortable.
00:19:17.000 How much EMF radiation are you getting?
00:19:19.000 Oh, that's why my eyes are so bad.
00:19:21.000 My eyes are getting worse every day.
00:19:24.000 It's crazy.
00:19:25.000 You're cooking your brain, son.
00:19:27.000 And it fucks your dreams up.
00:19:29.000 It kind of fucks your brain up a little because I think your brain starts thinking that's real.
00:19:34.000 So when you're dreaming and shit, I don't know.
00:19:36.000 Was it you?
00:19:37.000 There was this fighter pilot and he's one of the top fighter pilots for the Air Force or something like that.
00:19:46.000 I asked him if he's ever done any of the VR flight simulations.
00:19:49.000 He's like, I can't.
00:19:50.000 It will throw off my inner timing and stuff like that.
00:19:52.000 Because it will fuck with his inner timing.
00:19:54.000 And I'm like, I never thought about that.
00:19:56.000 Timing for a real jet.
00:19:57.000 Yeah.
00:19:58.000 And I'm like, whoa.
00:19:59.000 What does it do to normal people?
00:20:01.000 Those guys are all on the way out.
00:20:03.000 They're all on the way out.
00:20:04.000 Mike Baker was in here.
00:20:05.000 He was showing us how they have AI fighter jets now that out...
00:20:10.000 Dogfight, like, actual piloted fighter jets 100% of the time.
00:20:15.000 They always win.
00:20:16.000 It's like SkyTesla.
00:20:17.000 It's over.
00:20:18.000 It's over.
00:20:19.000 It's over.
00:20:20.000 They're gonna...
00:20:21.000 Yeah, so smart.
00:20:22.000 You got no chance.
00:20:24.000 They're just too smart.
00:20:25.000 They're too smart.
00:20:26.000 No matter how clever you think you are, you think you're Maverick.
00:20:29.000 Maverick's dead.
00:20:31.000 Okay?
00:20:32.000 Fucking Zero just killed Maverick.
00:20:35.000 And Zero kills everybody.
00:20:37.000 Because Zero isn't a human.
00:20:39.000 And Zero doesn't get nervous.
00:20:40.000 And Zero doesn't make mistakes.
00:20:42.000 And Zero has all the data of every single dogfight and every single dogfight training mission that's ever been done, ever.
00:20:51.000 In its database with the exact correct timing on when to launch missiles and where to be and where to avoid.
00:20:59.000 You're fucked.
00:20:59.000 We're fucked.
00:21:00.000 We're all fucked because then everybody's going to have the same thing and it's just going to be nonstop.
00:21:03.000 We're fighting.
00:21:04.000 We might be the only people that aren't fucked because we talk shit.
00:21:08.000 Professional shit talkers are always going to be necessary.
00:21:12.000 To make sense and give you some entertainment through all this, I require them.
00:21:17.000 Look, if I wasn't a comic and I wasn't around guys like you and Tony and all the people that we're around with all the time, I don't know what I'd do.
00:21:23.000 If I had to talk to normies all day about how fucked things are and not laugh and not have fun, I'd be depressed.
00:21:31.000 We're always laughing and talking shit and having fun, even though things are crazy.
00:21:37.000 We are, what, four years away from artificial people telling us what to do?
00:21:43.000 And everybody's ushering in our own demise, buying things constantly?
00:21:47.000 We're going to have artificial life forms that are far superior to humans in like four years.
00:21:53.000 And everybody's like, whatever.
00:21:55.000 What do you think about Drake and Kendrick?
00:21:57.000 I'm on Team Kendrick.
00:21:58.000 Of course, everyone is.
00:22:00.000 Everyone seems to be on Team Kendrick.
00:22:01.000 Yeah.
00:22:02.000 Drake slings too much dick.
00:22:03.000 People are a little upset about him.
00:22:05.000 He's a little too handsome.
00:22:06.000 Yeah, but all the podcasts that every single comedian's ever done is going to be fed into AI, and they're going to be the shit talkers.
00:22:12.000 I honestly don't know anything about the Drake and Kendrick beef.
00:22:15.000 Every time people talk to me about it, my eyes glaze over.
00:22:18.000 I just can't pay attention.
00:22:19.000 I can't pay attention to grown men beefing with each other publicly.
00:22:25.000 It's just sexual tension between those two.
00:22:29.000 That's all it is.
00:22:30.000 My feeling is always like, damn, you guys busted out eight songs that are bangers, shitting on each other.
00:22:38.000 You could have been just writing amazing rap songs.
00:22:42.000 Like, elevating human beings, elevating life, you know?
00:22:46.000 And once you write one diss song about somebody, it's not enough.
00:22:51.000 And then you have to go back and forth and back and forth.
00:22:54.000 Like, come on.
00:22:56.000 Come on.
00:22:57.000 I don't even like listening to old school ones, you know?
00:22:59.000 Like, that's why I fucked your bitch!
00:23:03.000 You go back and listen to Tupac and Biggie.
00:23:05.000 I love Tupac and I love Biggie.
00:23:07.000 Like, how come I have to choose?
00:23:09.000 How come?
00:23:10.000 How come there's a fight?
00:23:12.000 What's going on?
00:23:13.000 Those songs become so popular.
00:23:15.000 Yeah, not as much as California love.
00:23:18.000 There's songs that you hear and they make you excited.
00:23:20.000 They make you excited.
00:23:23.000 There's like California Love.
00:23:25.000 I remember when Uriah Faber was fighting in the UFC, the California kid.
00:23:29.000 He would always come out to California Love.
00:23:31.000 And the moment you hear it, you're like, woo!
00:23:34.000 That's one of those songs, man.
00:23:36.000 You don't get that diss track.
00:23:37.000 Yeah, you do.
00:23:38.000 That came because of the East Coast, West Coast beef.
00:23:40.000 This guy.
00:23:41.000 That's how it came.
00:23:42.000 That's where California Love came?
00:23:43.000 It probably wouldn't have even taken the time to write it if they weren't talking shit back then.
00:23:48.000 They may have.
00:23:49.000 Maybe.
00:23:49.000 Tupac wrote a lot.
00:23:52.000 Tupac wrote so much that they were releasing albums long after he was dead, remember?
00:23:58.000 He was just a machine.
00:24:01.000 Like, that dude was just a creative machine.
00:24:03.000 He would just lock himself in the studio and just make songs.
00:24:10.000 Remember the Eazy-E and Ice Cube beef?
00:24:12.000 That was my favorite.
00:24:13.000 That was a good one.
00:24:13.000 Talking about fucking him in the ass with no Vaseline and shit like that.
00:24:17.000 They had whole albums back then.
00:24:18.000 You don't want to get into this war with Ice Cube.
00:24:21.000 He's too clever.
00:24:22.000 He's awesome.
00:24:23.000 He's too clever.
00:24:24.000 He's too clever with his writing.
00:24:26.000 Ice Cube wrote most of the songs for NWA. Ice Cube's a very good writer.
00:24:31.000 A lot of times in rap bands, it's the one dude who writes everything.
00:24:36.000 In Ghetto Boys, it was Willie D. We played Fuck A War, which is one of my all-time favorite rap songs, Bushwick Bill.
00:24:46.000 And Willie D texted me and goes, I wrote that in 45 minutes.
00:24:51.000 There's some dudes that are just really good at writing.
00:24:54.000 They're just really good at writing bangers.
00:24:57.000 And that's with comedy, too.
00:24:59.000 Tony's that guy.
00:25:01.000 Tony is really good at writing jokes.
00:25:05.000 His ability to, especially joke shitting on people.
00:25:09.000 Yeah, his brain's constantly working.
00:25:11.000 When you talk to him, he's looking past you thinking what joke he's going to say after.
00:25:16.000 He's a machine.
00:25:18.000 That's why, I mean, your show, first of all, congratulations, dude.
00:25:23.000 I mean, you guys are fucking killing it.
00:25:27.000 It's insane, dude.
00:25:28.000 You guys are killing it.
00:25:29.000 You guys sold out Madison Square Garden two nights in a row.
00:25:33.000 You guys sold out a giant-ass theater in L.A. and you want to do another show, so let's do the Staples Center.
00:25:38.000 Like, what?
00:25:40.000 You sell that out like that.
00:25:42.000 It's bananas.
00:25:43.000 You guys are printing money.
00:25:45.000 And it's the best fucking comedy show in the world.
00:25:45.000 It's ridiculous.
00:25:49.000 It's the best show.
00:25:50.000 Because, like, you guys, first of all, you guys have been doing it now for 11 years almost, right?
00:25:55.000 When it'll be 11?
00:25:56.000 June, I think.
00:25:56.000 December?
00:25:57.000 June?
00:25:57.000 Yeah.
00:25:58.000 So it's almost 11 years.
00:25:59.000 So you've been doing it all these times.
00:26:01.000 It's polished.
00:26:02.000 You guys are synced up.
00:26:04.000 Everybody knows their position.
00:26:06.000 The band is great.
00:26:08.000 The audience is super aware of how the show works.
00:26:11.000 They're not confused.
00:26:12.000 Like, what's going on?
00:26:14.000 How come he has a minute?
00:26:16.000 Everybody knows how it works.
00:26:18.000 And it's just polished.
00:26:20.000 And then you've got Tony, who's just locked in.
00:26:23.000 The fucking lines he has, so many people do not believe that he comes up with those on the spot.
00:26:28.000 They're like, oh, that's all planned out.
00:26:30.000 Like, no, none of it's planned out.
00:26:32.000 That's the magic of it.
00:26:34.000 Like, especially when him and David go at it.
00:26:36.000 When David Lucas and Tony Hinchcliffe shit on each other, it's as hard as I ever laugh.
00:26:41.000 There's like compilations of them shitting on each other on YouTube, and in a bunch of them, it's me, like, red-faced, can't breathe, holding...
00:26:50.000 Holding my sides, just like, Jesus Christ.
00:26:54.000 It's so funny.
00:26:55.000 It's so good.
00:26:57.000 David gets to just call him gay for like 15 minutes straight.
00:27:01.000 It's so funny.
00:27:02.000 The show went against every single direction that the industry was trying to tell us the audience was going.
00:27:09.000 Your show went against all of the woke shit, against all of the don't say this and don't say that, and this is a forbidden word.
00:27:19.000 Now, all of it's out the window, and it's the best show.
00:27:23.000 And then the audience is obviously responding.
00:27:25.000 There's not a fucking podcast on earth that could sell out arenas like you guys are doing.
00:27:30.000 Not one.
00:27:31.000 You guys are selling out Madison Square Garden in an hour.
00:27:34.000 It's nuts.
00:27:35.000 I mean, that's like a cultural phenomena.
00:27:39.000 That's a real audience.
00:27:40.000 Like, finally, the audience reacts to, like, this is what we want.
00:27:44.000 This is what we've always wanted.
00:27:47.000 We don't think comedy is real life.
00:27:49.000 We're not fucking stupid.
00:27:51.000 Go crazy.
00:27:52.000 Go crazy.
00:27:53.000 Say wild shit.
00:27:55.000 And it's the best for comedy, man.
00:27:57.000 It's the Johnny Carson for comics.
00:27:59.000 And it's also random.
00:28:02.000 You could be doing comedy ten years or you could be doing comedy your first time and somehow get on Johnny Carson.
00:28:07.000 You can be doing comedy your first time and get on Johnny Carson at the Staplet Center.
00:28:12.000 Yeah.
00:28:13.000 Which is one of the worst things ever when that happens, by the way.
00:28:16.000 Well, if you can get through that, though, I mean, good lord, if you can get through that, what a career you'll have.
00:28:22.000 You'll be able to tell people the first time he was ever on stage was in front of 20,000 people, and now here he is headlining the Comedy Works in Denver.
00:28:32.000 I mean, that's an amazing thing.
00:28:33.000 That's what Janice did her third time on stage at the arena here on New Year's Eve.
00:28:40.000 Nuts.
00:28:40.000 That is so nuts.
00:28:42.000 Third time on stage.
00:28:43.000 That is bananas.
00:28:44.000 That kind of pressure is bananas.
00:28:47.000 And then after that, I ask her to marry me.
00:28:50.000 She's already like, oh, what the fuck?
00:28:52.000 Oh, that's cute.
00:28:54.000 That's adorable.
00:28:55.000 That's adorable.
00:28:57.000 Yeah, you guys are killing it, man.
00:28:58.000 It's awesome to see.
00:29:00.000 Somebody sent me a clip of an old JRE. It was like the week we started that Kill Tony.
00:29:06.000 And you're like, what's this new show you're doing or something like that?
00:29:09.000 And I go, oh, it's me and this guy named Tony Hinchcliffe.
00:29:12.000 You know Tony, right?
00:29:12.000 Oh, I think so.
00:29:13.000 I don't know.
00:29:15.000 Wow.
00:29:16.000 That's crazy.
00:29:17.000 That's crazy.
00:29:18.000 Yeah.
00:29:19.000 I mean, we've been working so hard at it.
00:29:21.000 We always thought it's going to become bigger, but not this big.
00:29:26.000 Not having Post Malone and RFK on the same show.
00:29:30.000 Like, what the hell is going on here?
00:29:32.000 Remember the time I tricked Post Malone?
00:29:34.000 He had no idea he was going on stage?
00:29:35.000 Oh, yeah.
00:29:36.000 You've done that a few times.
00:29:37.000 I've done that with Tucker Carlson.
00:29:39.000 Yeah.
00:29:40.000 Be known, if you're a famous person and we're hanging out, it's Monday.
00:29:46.000 Oh, let's get through this curtain real quick.
00:29:47.000 What the hell?
00:29:48.000 I might drag you out onto the internet.
00:29:52.000 But listen, Tucker Carlson handed it like a champ.
00:29:55.000 He was great.
00:29:55.000 Tucker's hilarious, man.
00:29:57.000 He was so smooth and so relaxed and so genuinely happy and fun.
00:30:03.000 People don't understand him or they don't know who he is or they just want to demonize him as this evil right-wing person.
00:30:08.000 He's a sweetheart of a guy.
00:30:09.000 And I'm saying that as someone who spent hours with him.
00:30:12.000 He's a very nice guy.
00:30:14.000 He's nice to everybody.
00:30:15.000 He's just, he's nice.
00:30:17.000 He's just, he's odd.
00:30:18.000 He's odd.
00:30:19.000 He's an odd guy.
00:30:20.000 And he was also working in the belly of the beast for, like, how many years?
00:30:25.000 He was on CNN, and then he goes to CNN to Fox, and now he's a wild boy.
00:30:31.000 Now he's online.
00:30:32.000 He's just wild.
00:30:33.000 You know, having, interviewing that guy who says he sucked Obama's dick, like that kind of thing.
00:30:40.000 I forgot to ask him about that.
00:30:42.000 Remember when William just, or was it William or Cam just brought that up?
00:30:45.000 Yeah, William brought up, did that guy really suck Obama's dick?
00:30:51.000 What a nightmare.
00:30:52.000 What a nightmare!
00:30:54.000 Tucker!
00:30:59.000 William's so fucking funny, and his brother now works at the mothership, and it's like the coolest thing ever.
00:31:04.000 William is so funny, and he's so confident now.
00:31:04.000 Yeah, it's amazing.
00:31:08.000 And look, when we first met that guy, he was awkward, but kind of funny, but he had to have those goddamn notes.
00:31:14.000 And how many times did we have conversations with him in the green room?
00:31:17.000 Millions.
00:31:17.000 Millions.
00:31:18.000 Like, dude, you've got to ditch those notes.
00:31:20.000 Because when he would do Kill Tony, when he would engage with the audience, I go, when you stare at the audience and start talking to them, I go, it makes me nervous.
00:31:27.000 Like, as a friend of yours, you're so wild that, like, I'm in the audience like, this guy's crazy.
00:31:33.000 That's better than staring at your notes, man.
00:31:35.000 Engage them.
00:31:36.000 Look at them.
00:31:37.000 You can remember your jokes.
00:31:39.000 And he just had to be convinced that he could remember.
00:31:42.000 Now he's doing an hour on stage with no notes and killing, headlining, selling out everywhere.
00:31:48.000 Dude, the Black Keys specifically wanted to see him when he was in town.
00:31:52.000 So I had William come up and do the show.
00:31:54.000 I called him.
00:31:54.000 I was like, dude, the Black Keys want to meet you.
00:31:56.000 Those guys, by the way, are the coolest guys.
00:31:58.000 The best!
00:31:59.000 They're the best.
00:32:00.000 They're the best.
00:32:01.000 And so is everyone around them.
00:32:02.000 We went to see them at their show at Stubbs and hung out with them and everyone, right?
00:32:08.000 So cool.
00:32:09.000 Yeah, and they were just William.
00:32:11.000 They were just giant William fans.
00:32:15.000 They were so pumped to hang out with him.
00:32:17.000 It's funny hearing that, like, hearing people, you know, the story Tony told you last night about that guy, that huge Casey Rocket fan.
00:32:24.000 Amazing!
00:32:25.000 Yeah, amazing.
00:32:26.000 CEO of a big company.
00:32:27.000 Yeah, CEO of a huge company, and he's doing a Casey Rocket impression.
00:32:31.000 Impression of Crab Walk.
00:32:32.000 That is insane.
00:32:34.000 Didn't Drake also say something about it?
00:32:35.000 Drake watches every week, I guess.
00:32:38.000 Oh, I mean, it's a team drink.
00:32:38.000 It's crazy.
00:32:40.000 When you guys had Sugar Sean O'Malley, the UFC bantamweight champion, revealing the winner of one of the battles, that's incredible, man.
00:32:49.000 You had Jelly Roll singing in front of arenas for you guys.
00:32:52.000 The whole thing is so nuts, man.
00:32:55.000 And I don't think Post Malone even knew what he was getting into the first time he did it, right?
00:33:00.000 He didn't know what it was.
00:33:01.000 No.
00:33:02.000 I don't think he knew it.
00:33:03.000 Did he know?
00:33:04.000 I think I had to explain to him.
00:33:04.000 No.
00:33:06.000 And then I said, let's go to the club.
00:33:08.000 And then I just fucking opened the curtains and we all went out together.
00:33:14.000 In LA, when I was in LA for the Keltonys, I hung out with Post I think like two nights, three nights in a row to like five in the morning just drinking.
00:33:22.000 Like that dude doesn't get drunk.
00:33:24.000 He just keeps on going.
00:33:25.000 He's a Bud Light guy.
00:33:26.000 Yeah, that's true.
00:33:27.000 Those Bud Light guys are dangerous.
00:33:29.000 Those are like Shane Gillis guys.
00:33:30.000 Shane Gillis is another Bud Light guy.
00:33:32.000 You could drink, like Stan Hope used to be a light beer guy.
00:33:35.000 You could just drink light beer and just maintain a steady buzz.
00:33:39.000 Yeah.
00:33:39.000 Whereas retards like you and me are drinking whiskey.
00:33:42.000 Yeah, you can pee it out at the same amount as he's drinking it.
00:33:45.000 We're getting ham.
00:33:47.000 We're slurring our words, and they just keep going.
00:33:49.000 That's true, man.
00:33:50.000 Yeah.
00:33:50.000 I should go back to beer.
00:33:51.000 I can't do it anymore.
00:33:52.000 You get fat.
00:33:53.000 Yeah.
00:33:53.000 I mean, I get fat both ways.
00:33:58.000 Have you thought about doing the Ozempic?
00:34:01.000 My doctor, my testosterone doctor, said don't do it.
00:34:05.000 He had one of his patients do it, and she had seizures and had to go to the hospital or something like that.
00:34:10.000 That could happen, or he could be hot.
00:34:13.000 I mean, come on, bro.
00:34:14.000 Don't be a pussy.
00:34:15.000 I don't know if they're a sponsor on this, but the HIMSS, the hair HIMSS, you can get medications through them.
00:34:22.000 They just announced that they're going to have an Ozempic Clone, where it's the same medicine inside of Zempick, but it's going to be like one-tenth of the price.
00:34:31.000 What's this?
00:34:31.000 Of the New South Park.
00:34:32.000 Have you heard about this?
00:34:33.000 First look at Cartman using to go Zempick and South Park.
00:34:36.000 So he's getting smaller, the end of obesity.
00:34:39.000 Oh no!
00:34:40.000 Yeah, it comes out the 24th.
00:34:41.000 Is that out now?
00:34:42.000 Is that today?
00:34:43.000 Two more days.
00:34:47.000 Yeah, there's some people have real bad side effects, apparently.
00:34:52.000 But one of the things that...
00:34:54.000 What Peter Atiyah was saying was that, you know, he's a doctor, so they had tried to see what the effects of these things on the people that wanted to take them.
00:35:05.000 And so they said, well, we'll prescribe them to you, but we want to do DEXA scans, we want to make sure that we, you know, we want to really monitor what's going on in your whole body.
00:35:14.000 So one of the things that they found out was that in normal conditions, like say if you lost weight, You know, like, most of it would be fat, but a small percentage of it would be lean body mass, like muscle tissue.
00:35:29.000 In Ozempic, most of the loss, like, when they were looking at it, the people were losing much more body mass, much more lean tissue and bone mass than was making him comfortable.
00:35:45.000 He's like, this makes me very uncomfortable.
00:35:48.000 He's like, these people are getting lighter and they're getting fatter.
00:35:53.000 Like, they're losing muscle tissue and bone.
00:35:57.000 Like, this is not good.
00:35:58.000 But then there's other people that have said, if your body's tolerating it, that what you should do is add strength training to mitigate the effects of that.
00:36:08.000 But now you're asking people to be disciplined.
00:36:10.000 Like, isn't the whole point?
00:36:12.000 I mean, how many people who are going to take Ozempic are like disciplined weight trainers?
00:36:18.000 Where they're gonna really mitigate the effects of bone loss and muscle loss, and they're gonna stay strong while they lose fat, while you're paralyzing their stomach with a drug that I would just imagine probably has an effect on your energy levels.
00:36:33.000 Just by virtue of the fact that your body is dealing with whatever it has to do to metabolize this new drug you're injecting into your body, right?
00:36:44.000 So if you're injecting this drug into your body, Does it have a positive effect?
00:36:48.000 Does it give you more energy?
00:36:49.000 Or it's killing your appetite, right?
00:36:51.000 That's part of what it does.
00:36:53.000 It's kind of like, what is the actual physical effect?
00:36:56.000 It has some sort of a paralysis effect on your stomach on some people?
00:37:02.000 What does it do?
00:37:03.000 Let's find out, because we're so stupid.
00:37:05.000 We don't know exactly what it does.
00:37:07.000 I think it kills your appetite.
00:37:08.000 If it kills your appetite, that wouldn't work on me, because I have no appetite anyway.
00:37:11.000 Okay.
00:37:12.000 It says it works by mimicking a naturally occurring hormone.
00:37:16.000 As those hormone levels rise, the molecules go to your brain, telling it you're full.
00:37:21.000 It also slows digestion by increasing the time it takes for food to leave the body.
00:37:26.000 It slows digestion.
00:37:27.000 I don't like that.
00:37:28.000 That's crazy.
00:37:29.000 So that's probably...
00:37:29.000 It's similar to the effect of bariatric surgery.
00:37:32.000 So that's the thing where they're saying it paralyzes your stomach.
00:37:36.000 It slows it down.
00:37:37.000 Yeah, that's...
00:37:38.000 I think Brian Simpson had a really bad reaction to it where he was in bed for a while.
00:37:44.000 Yeah, he got wrecked.
00:37:45.000 Is he still on it?
00:37:46.000 No, he got off it immediately.
00:37:47.000 Brian had a great weight loss though when he switched to the carnivore diet when he went all meat.
00:37:53.000 I did that, but I gained it immediately back the second I stopped it, you know?
00:37:58.000 Why just stop it then?
00:38:00.000 You know how it is.
00:38:01.000 You just get tired of meat.
00:38:02.000 Not tired of meat, but you just miss fruit.
00:38:04.000 I need fruit.
00:38:07.000 I need a salad.
00:38:08.000 I don't think there's anything wrong with fruit.
00:38:10.000 I think fruit's fine for you.
00:38:12.000 I've lost over 30 pounds in a year, though, just being on testosterone, not doing anything different.
00:38:16.000 Really?
00:38:17.000 Why don't you work out a little bit?
00:38:19.000 I do now that I live downtown half the time, because I'm walking everywhere.
00:38:22.000 You just walk?
00:38:23.000 Yeah, it's great.
00:38:24.000 Just hire a trainer.
00:38:25.000 You got cash?
00:38:25.000 But yeah, I'm like the ozempic people.
00:38:27.000 Yeah, but if you just get someone who shows up at your house.
00:38:32.000 That sounds worse.
00:38:33.000 That sounds worse.
00:38:33.000 Come on, Brian.
00:38:34.000 Get up.
00:38:35.000 Get up.
00:38:35.000 Let's go work out.
00:38:37.000 Now I have a nice gym, so I'll probably start.
00:38:39.000 But if you just eased into it.
00:38:41.000 Just, we want to keep you alive.
00:38:43.000 You can't die now.
00:38:43.000 Yeah.
00:38:44.000 Kill Tony's killing it.
00:38:45.000 Yeah, true.
00:38:46.000 You guys are literally on top of the world.
00:38:48.000 You guys could do an arena in every city every night of the week.
00:38:52.000 You just fly around the country doing arenas.
00:38:55.000 And it's a new show every time.
00:38:57.000 That's what's so crazy.
00:38:59.000 It's not like a stand-up show where you develop the show, you put the bits together, you put out a special.
00:39:05.000 No.
00:39:06.000 You guys could do a new show everywhere you go.
00:39:09.000 The only thing with the arena is it's so much work.
00:39:13.000 You know what I mean?
00:39:13.000 Because you've got to be bigger and bigger.
00:39:15.000 Well, you have a producer.
00:39:16.000 You've got Anthony now as a producer.
00:39:18.000 Which is the most amazing thing ever, by the way.
00:39:19.000 Yeah, it helps.
00:39:20.000 God, he's awesome.
00:39:22.000 But it's also, you know, the arena, it changes the show a little.
00:39:27.000 Like, it's more of a celebration kind of thing, I think.
00:39:29.000 But you need those weekly, normal, you know, mothership shows.
00:39:34.000 You know what I mean?
00:39:34.000 That's so important because that's really the show.
00:39:37.000 It's also the club experience and to see the club experience on YouTube.
00:39:42.000 The Mothership and like what Kill Tony at the Mothership is the cornerstone of stand-up comedy because it's showing young comics that there's a path.
00:39:51.000 You can actually do this and it's just about being funny regardless of your political beliefs, your ideology, what you think you're supposed to say with your platform.
00:40:01.000 Stop.
00:40:02.000 It's just about being funny.
00:40:03.000 That's what people want to see.
00:40:04.000 They just want to laugh.
00:40:06.000 There's plenty of people lecturing people, plenty of people telling people what to do.
00:40:09.000 They just want to laugh.
00:40:11.000 And when you get one minute, there's no time for any bullshit.
00:40:14.000 And then you have one minute with these hawks on the left side of you.
00:40:18.000 Just hawks.
00:40:19.000 Just vicious professional comedians all waiting to shit on your act or say something funny at your expense.
00:40:26.000 And then the audience, they get to see, you know, William Montgomery kill, Cam kill, Hans kill.
00:40:33.000 These people are killing.
00:40:35.000 And so the audience is primed.
00:40:38.000 It's like, if you can do that, if you can actually get through that and make that minute and have everybody go, that was really great.
00:40:45.000 And the audience gives you a round of applause like, holy shit, you're flying.
00:40:49.000 And then the audience wants to see you try it again, and now you're out in the open mics every night, and you're banging it out because you think, oh my god, I think there's a real pathway to a career here.
00:40:58.000 And then you do a second show, and next thing you know, you got a golden ticket.
00:41:01.000 Holy shit!
00:41:02.000 Next thing you know, you're Hans Kim.
00:41:05.000 You're opening up for me in arenas.
00:41:05.000 It's insane.
00:41:08.000 We're traveling around all over the fucking world.
00:41:11.000 You're doing stand-up now to your own sold-out audiences and weekends in these clubs.
00:41:15.000 It's incredible.
00:41:16.000 Hans Kim is killing it.
00:41:18.000 Killing it!
00:41:19.000 Killing it!
00:41:21.000 He might be one of the most popular comedians in the circuit right now.
00:41:25.000 And he keeps getting better.
00:41:27.000 He did a set the other night, last week at the Mothership, did two nights, and he fucking murdered and all this new shit.
00:41:33.000 I was like, dude, that's great stuff.
00:41:35.000 It was really well written, really funny.
00:41:38.000 Have you seen his process?
00:41:39.000 It's insane.
00:41:39.000 He has spreadsheets in Excel and stuff like that.
00:41:42.000 It's crazy.
00:41:43.000 Yeah, he gets nutty.
00:41:44.000 He's on the plane nerding out on all his material.
00:41:47.000 But that's how to do it, man.
00:41:49.000 That's how to do it.
00:41:50.000 But the thing is, these comics now, they see there's a genuine path.
00:41:55.000 And so it sets the tone for open mics and for stand-ups.
00:41:55.000 And it exists.
00:42:00.000 Because they realize, like, hey, it's not about your fucking ideologies.
00:42:04.000 It's just about being funny.
00:42:06.000 Too many people got trapped in this claptor mode, where you want to say something, you know, you're going to use something, you're going to use your act for social justice, like...
00:42:19.000 Yeah.
00:42:19.000 Be funny.
00:42:20.000 Be funny.
00:42:21.000 You have to be funny.
00:42:22.000 That's the thing.
00:42:24.000 Now, if you have a point and you have something you want to say and it's funny and you know how to work it and make it funny, great.
00:42:30.000 Great.
00:42:31.000 But it's got to be funny.
00:42:33.000 And so many people, they started off with this idea of taking this, I'm going to take this sneaky shortcut and just say a bunch of shit that kind, rational people will agree with.
00:42:46.000 Whether it's about the vaccine, support the science, or whether it's about Trump being a dictator.
00:42:53.000 They'll say things just to get that clap, just to get that thing.
00:42:58.000 And then they'll throw a few half-assed jokes in with it when they're already riding on the wave of being correct and on the right side of things.
00:43:08.000 Like, right, everybody?
00:43:09.000 And it's all just like you're avoiding being funny.
00:43:14.000 You're avoiding it.
00:43:17.000 And some of these people that we're seeing doing this, like, you're so fucked in the head.
00:43:22.000 You shouldn't be giving out advice on anything.
00:43:25.000 You're such a crazy person.
00:43:27.000 And then you're on stage, like, lecturing the country on how to think and behave.
00:43:31.000 You're out of your fucking mind.
00:43:33.000 Like, you need to be in the jungle doing ayahuasca for like a month.
00:43:38.000 Like, shut the fuck up, stupid.
00:43:40.000 You miserable cunt.
00:43:42.000 But meanwhile, you're like telling people how to behave and live their life.
00:43:45.000 It's bananas.
00:43:48.000 It's bananas.
00:43:52.000 I saw Shane Gillis the other day.
00:43:54.000 He's so...
00:43:55.000 I love how he's funny but silly and goofy.
00:43:58.000 He's so fun to watch.
00:44:00.000 And then some of these comedians that you're talking about are so...
00:44:04.000 It's a different kind of comedy.
00:44:07.000 I like being like...
00:44:08.000 Fun.
00:44:09.000 Fun.
00:44:09.000 Having a fun time.
00:44:10.000 Let's have fun.
00:44:11.000 Somewhere along the line, people who wanted people to think they were smart thought that you couldn't be having fun if you were smart.
00:44:20.000 Which is weird.
00:44:22.000 It's so weird.
00:44:23.000 It's just an insecurity thing.
00:44:25.000 It's so weird to think you can't be silly.
00:44:29.000 And be smart.
00:44:30.000 Because Shane is very smart.
00:44:31.000 And if you underestimate him because you think that he's like a big oaf, you know, Shane is very fucking smart.
00:44:37.000 He reads a lot.
00:44:37.000 He reads.
00:44:39.000 And he knows a lot about history.
00:44:41.000 And when people say stupid shit, they go, nope, that's not what happened.
00:44:44.000 And then he'll start rattling off, like, well, Eastern Europe at the time.
00:44:47.000 And everybody's like, oh, they forgot he's smart.
00:44:50.000 They forget he went to West Point.
00:44:52.000 Like, he's a smart fella.
00:44:54.000 Smart fella.
00:44:55.000 Just big, silly, jolly guy.
00:44:57.000 And people underestimate them.
00:44:59.000 You know?
00:45:00.000 And Matt McCusker.
00:45:01.000 Oh, very smart.
00:45:02.000 McCusker.
00:45:03.000 You're both of those guys.
00:45:03.000 Cool as shit, too.
00:45:04.000 Yeah, I love those guys.
00:45:05.000 So nice that they're here.
00:45:06.000 It's so cool.
00:45:06.000 That's such a nice bonus.
00:45:08.000 The whole Philly crew.
00:45:08.000 Those guys are great.
00:45:09.000 Tommy, those guys are great.
00:45:10.000 Yeah.
00:45:11.000 Yeah.
00:45:12.000 LaMera's here now.
00:45:13.000 Yep.
00:45:14.000 Joey Diaz has been hanging out lately, which is so great to see Joey.
00:45:18.000 Oh my God.
00:45:18.000 Joey's getting a real estate agent.
00:45:20.000 Yeah, that's fucking awesome.
00:45:21.000 Yeah, he's gonna get a spot on here.
00:45:24.000 Once he got here, he's like, this is what I've been missing, dog.
00:45:26.000 This is what I've been missing.
00:45:27.000 This is what I told you, Joey.
00:45:28.000 I know you don't want to totally listen to me.
00:45:30.000 He doesn't want to listen.
00:45:32.000 Right.
00:45:32.000 I tell him, Joey, you really shouldn't be out there by yourself in New Jersey.
00:45:35.000 Yeah, you're in Jersey.
00:45:37.000 That's why you got out of there in the first place.
00:45:39.000 Jersey's not bad, but it's not right for comedy.
00:45:43.000 Where he lives is great.
00:45:44.000 Great neighborhood, great area, food's amazing, fantastic.
00:45:48.000 Everybody loves him.
00:45:49.000 He's like the king of New Jersey.
00:45:50.000 It's a great place to live and exist.
00:45:53.000 No wrong with that.
00:45:55.000 But we live by our tribe.
00:46:01.000 We exist in tribes, and we have a tribe of comedians.
00:46:06.000 And we had it in Los Angeles, and I think we underestimated how important it was when we left.
00:46:11.000 And one of the first things that I realized when we started doing shows out here, when we first started doing the Vulcan, was like...
00:46:17.000 Yeah, you need a place where everybody goes.
00:46:19.000 And this is kind of a weird one because everybody only goes while this show is on.
00:46:25.000 And the green room setup is goofy.
00:46:27.000 You gotta go upstairs.
00:46:28.000 There's a lot of weirdness to it.
00:46:30.000 This is not ideal.
00:46:32.000 But we need a...
00:46:33.000 Comedians need a place.
00:46:35.000 Like, otherwise you're on your own.
00:46:36.000 You're just out there alone by yourself, and then you call and you want to open up for me this weekend, and you go see...
00:46:41.000 And the only time you're around comics is when you're working with them on the road.
00:46:44.000 Weird.
00:46:45.000 Right.
00:46:45.000 It's not good for you.
00:46:46.000 We're too strange.
00:46:48.000 We're too strange.
00:46:49.000 Our sensibilities and what's normal to us is too strange.
00:46:53.000 And if you're around just like boring ass people...
00:46:58.000 Norms.
00:46:58.000 Norms?
00:46:59.000 Especially norms that aren't interesting.
00:47:01.000 You can't pick them.
00:47:02.000 You can't pick your neighbors.
00:47:03.000 I have great neighbors, but I didn't pick them.
00:47:06.000 I didn't have a fucking audition to see who could be my neighbor.
00:47:09.000 But your friends, you pick your friends.
00:47:12.000 And when your friends are comics, we are so spoiled.
00:47:17.000 We have just an abundance of fun.
00:47:20.000 So spoiled.
00:47:21.000 So spoiled.
00:47:21.000 So spoiled.
00:47:22.000 You know?
00:47:24.000 Whenever Ron White does the rodeo, he always comes back, I am so fucking spoiled.
00:47:27.000 He goes, I hated every minute of being in that green room.
00:47:33.000 God, I love Ron.
00:47:35.000 Well, he's the leader of the pack.
00:47:37.000 He was the first reason I had considered Austin, and this was actually before the pandemic.
00:47:44.000 I always loved it here, and you know, Onnit was always here, so I was always visiting here.
00:47:47.000 But when he was I guess 2018, when he decided to get a place here, it was like, you know, it's the center of the country.
00:47:55.000 I could travel there from anywhere.
00:47:57.000 My son's here.
00:47:58.000 I fucking love it.
00:47:59.000 It's beautiful, great food, nice people.
00:48:02.000 I'm like, damn, can I live in Texas?
00:48:04.000 I'm like, that doesn't make any sense.
00:48:04.000 Can I live in Austin?
00:48:06.000 I'm like, they have one club.
00:48:07.000 You know, it was like Cap City was on the way out.
00:48:11.000 Now, I guess it was like 2019 when it really crumbled, right?
00:48:14.000 It was like, was it during COVID that it crumbled?
00:48:16.000 It was right at the beginning of COVID, I think.
00:48:19.000 So it still was there, but it was a weekend club, right?
00:48:23.000 So your headliners would come in for the weekend, so when would I be able to do shows?
00:48:27.000 Maybe I could do late night shows there, or maybe I could do guest spots there, maybe.
00:48:31.000 But you were also thinking, wasn't it Utah or something like that?
00:48:34.000 Remember how bad that would have been?
00:48:35.000 Yeah, I thought about Utah.
00:48:37.000 But with Utah, I thought about getting up, because I have a buddy who lives in Park City.
00:48:41.000 I was like, maybe I get a place in Park City, and then I could just drive down to Wise Guys.
00:48:46.000 Because Wise Guys in Salt Lake is the shit.
00:48:48.000 That is a fucking great club.
00:48:51.000 That's one of my favorite clubs to go to.
00:48:53.000 And Salt Lake people are fun, man.
00:48:55.000 They're fun.
00:48:56.000 Like, people think, oh, the Mormons.
00:48:58.000 Like, no, it's the people that aren't the Mormons that want to go out.
00:49:00.000 Right.
00:49:01.000 Biggest whores, too.
00:49:01.000 And then the Mormons...
00:49:04.000 Just ass sex everywhere.
00:49:05.000 Is that what the Mormons do?
00:49:07.000 Yeah.
00:49:07.000 Doesn't count.
00:49:09.000 So when you're out in a place like that, if you're a comic, there's got to be a consideration, like, where could I go up?
00:49:17.000 Montana was like, there's no place.
00:49:19.000 I've got nothing.
00:49:20.000 Apparently there's a little bit of a comedy scene in Bozeman now that might have started up around the pandemic or slightly before the pandemic.
00:49:28.000 Can you imagine if you still lived in Denver, how liberal you would be?
00:49:32.000 You'd be so different.
00:49:35.000 You'd be crazy.
00:49:36.000 I would resist it.
00:49:38.000 That's hilarious.
00:49:39.000 You'd think I would just get into that nonsense?
00:49:41.000 You'd be like a hippie and shit like that.
00:49:43.000 No, the hippies were already annoying me.
00:49:45.000 I was only there for four months.
00:49:46.000 I know, you got the fuck out of there quick.
00:49:49.000 I was living next to an ashram and I went to visit the lady in the ashram and I was talking to her and she's spraying bug spray on ants.
00:49:58.000 And I was like, yo.
00:50:01.000 So her and I had like this bizarre philosophical conversation.
00:50:05.000 I go, but you are a Buddhist and you believe in the sanctity of life and that all things are living things.
00:50:14.000 You just killed thousands of them casually in front of me.
00:50:19.000 She just fucking casually in front of me raided these ants.
00:50:24.000 And I was like, this is kind of crazy.
00:50:27.000 This is kind of a crazy thing to do you just did.
00:50:30.000 Yeah.
00:50:30.000 Not only that, you did it, you're poisoning yourself.
00:50:32.000 That shit's super toxic.
00:50:34.000 If you can smell it, you're breathing it in.
00:50:37.000 If you can breathe it in, it's bad for you.
00:50:38.000 It's killing those ants instantly.
00:50:40.000 What's it doing to you?
00:50:42.000 You're just bigger than an ant.
00:50:43.000 If it was at the same dose, you get the same dose of raid that an ant gets.
00:50:48.000 I mean, I don't know how it kills ants, but I've got to imagine it's not sophisticated.
00:50:52.000 It's not like some genetic alteration that stops their heart from beating.
00:50:56.000 Probably poison.
00:50:58.000 Like horrible, horrible poison.
00:51:00.000 I used to like the smell of Raid when I was a kid.
00:51:02.000 It's great.
00:51:02.000 I love that smell.
00:51:04.000 I love that smell and markers.
00:51:07.000 Yeah.
00:51:07.000 Do you know anything about this?
00:51:08.000 I don't know if we've ever talked about this, speaking in the kind of same line, about gas stoves being poisonous for you.
00:51:15.000 Terrible for you.
00:51:16.000 Lower your IQ. Yeah.
00:51:18.000 What the fuck, dude?
00:51:18.000 What the fuck, dude?
00:51:19.000 The latest reports are, like, scary.
00:51:21.000 Not like that, but when I was a kid, I remember, like, you walk by the stove and you could smell it.
00:51:25.000 Oh, yeah.
00:51:26.000 And they're like, oh, the pilot light must be out.
00:51:28.000 Like, oh, what?
00:51:30.000 Is it just fucking gas floating around this apartment?
00:51:33.000 Right.
00:51:33.000 Yeah.
00:51:33.000 Yeah.
00:51:34.000 That probably lowered our IQs.
00:51:36.000 You know another thing that lowered our IQs?
00:51:38.000 Lead from gasoline.
00:51:41.000 When they had leaded gasoline.
00:51:42.000 Oh, that's right.
00:51:43.000 Yeah.
00:51:45.000 Lead from gasoline lowered IQs by a measurable amount.
00:51:51.000 Whoa.
00:51:52.000 Kids who lived in homes with gas stoves experienced levels of nitrogen dioxide triple to those who came from homes with electric stoves.
00:52:00.000 Kids from homes with gas stoves fared marginally worse on cognitive tasks.
00:52:05.000 Again, a point or two out of a hundred point scale.
00:52:07.000 So it made them a little dumber.
00:52:10.000 It would probably affect their health, which would also make you a little dumber if you're tired.
00:52:16.000 I think the latest study said it's like breathing in the highway, like fumes in your house.
00:52:22.000 Oh, God.
00:52:23.000 About the same level.
00:52:25.000 Like if you just worked on a highway every day.
00:52:27.000 Yeah, how many people have ever gone through their fucking house with like an air scanner?
00:52:32.000 I've never done that.
00:52:32.000 Yeah.
00:52:33.000 No.
00:52:34.000 But I have a lot of those things that clean the air.
00:52:38.000 I have huge industrial ones all around my house.
00:52:41.000 That'll help you a little bit, but I don't know if that'll help you from gas stoves.
00:52:41.000 Oh, that's good.
00:52:45.000 No, I don't think that works with that, right?
00:52:47.000 So the gas stoves is one thing, but the leaded gasoline thing is a crazy one.
00:52:51.000 Because they put lead in gasoline, so I guess it stops the engine from pinging.
00:52:51.000 Yeah.
00:52:58.000 I'm a moron, even though I love cars.
00:53:00.000 I don't really exactly know what happened with lead and unleaded, but they had leaded gasoline forever.
00:53:08.000 Like when I was a kid, when I had muscle cars, you had to get leaded gasoline to make the muscle car run good.
00:53:15.000 Like unleaded gasoline, it would run like shit.
00:53:18.000 So we all had like I don't even know when they came out with unleaded gasoline But I remember for sure when I was younger there was options you get leaded or unleaded 82 probably and when you you always want everybody wanted leaded but when you were When you were driving around you're that shit from those pipes all that exhaust all the burning of that leaded gasoline literally poisoned the ground 70s.
00:53:47.000 Unleaded gasoline was introduced in the 1970s when health problems from lead became apparent.
00:53:52.000 In the United States, leaded gasoline for use on non-road vehicles was completely phased out.
00:53:57.000 It was January 1st, 1996. Most other countries have also stopped using leaded gasoline.
00:54:03.000 Find out what the effect leaded gasoline had on IQs, because that was what was disturbing.
00:54:10.000 So they were saying that people in, like, urban areas that had, like, a lot of, like, cars traveling back and forth...
00:54:18.000 My friend lived in Brooklyn, my friend Steve Rinella.
00:54:21.000 He lived in Brooklyn for a while, and he was gonna grow plants in his backyard, but he has soil...
00:54:25.000 Because he's very smart, so he had his soil tested.
00:54:27.000 And he found it's, like, filled with lead.
00:54:29.000 From leaded gasoline.
00:54:31.000 From the fuckin' 60s and the 50s and shit.
00:54:34.000 It's just in the dirt.
00:54:36.000 According to a 2022 study published in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, childhood exposure to leaded gasoline has caused a loss of 824 million IQ points for more than 170 million Americans.
00:54:51.000 Or about half of the U.S. population.
00:54:53.000 This is based on an average of 2.6 IQ points lost per person.
00:54:59.000 The study also found that people born in the mid to late 1960s may have lost up to 6 IQ points.
00:55:05.000 That's me.
00:55:07.000 While children with the highest levels of lead in their blood may have lost more than 7 IQ points on average.
00:55:16.000 This is reminding me of this thing that hit the internet yesterday about 100% of testicles having microplastics.
00:55:21.000 Did you see that?
00:55:21.000 Microplastics.
00:55:22.000 I just wrote that down.
00:55:23.000 Maybe yours, bitch.
00:55:25.000 Maybe yours.
00:55:26.000 You know, I was watching Paul Saladino had this thing on his Instagram that I was looking at today about plastic cutting boards.
00:55:33.000 And he was like, just let me show you what happens with the plastic cutting board.
00:55:36.000 It's like, this is going to get into your food for sure, and you're going to eat it.
00:55:40.000 Like, this is not good.
00:55:41.000 Yeah, I knew about that a long time ago, but that's exactly what microplastics pretty much is.
00:55:46.000 Microplastics found in every human testicle in the study.
00:55:50.000 Can we go back to plastic straws then?
00:55:52.000 Can we just go back to plastic straws?
00:55:52.000 Yeah.
00:55:55.000 I promise I'll throw them away.
00:55:57.000 Okay?
00:55:58.000 The problem is really not with straws and turtles.
00:56:02.000 The problem's with garbage management.
00:56:05.000 They're doing a shit job of...
00:56:07.000 They're like approximately getting all the garbage.
00:56:10.000 This is a pretty small study.
00:56:12.000 23 testicles?
00:56:13.000 And $47.
00:56:15.000 46 balls.
00:56:16.000 47 testes from pet dogs.
00:56:17.000 They found microplastic pollution in every single sample.
00:56:20.000 So it's probably in everything.
00:56:22.000 I mean, it's probably in everything.
00:56:25.000 Even though that's a small sample, you've got to think of, like, how much plastic is being used.
00:56:29.000 What's that even mean?
00:56:30.000 Like, are we stronger?
00:56:32.000 Just don't put us in the microwave or something, you know?
00:56:34.000 No, it's an endocrine disruptor.
00:56:37.000 The problem is it's measurable decrease in testosterone with males, measurable decrease in fertility with women, a lot more miscarriages, and it all correlates directly with microplastics,
00:56:54.000 directly with when you're microwaving food with saran wrap on it and a plastic There's like little chips of plastic that come when you open up packages and you know there's there was an estimate and we were trying to figure out exactly whether or not it was accurate but that every week you eat one credit card of plastic which is insane insane human testicles had a plastic concentration almost three times higher than that found the dogs of
00:57:24.000 course because like we're not just eating dog food That comes out of a can or a bowl.
00:57:30.000 We're constantly eating food that comes from plastic.
00:57:33.000 330 micrograms per gram of tissue compared to 123 micrograms polyethylene used in plastic bags and bottles was the most common microplastic found.
00:57:43.000 Followed by PVC. So shit from pipes.
00:57:45.000 So the pipes where you drink in your water.
00:57:47.000 And then polyethylene, which is used in plastic bottles, which is what everyone's drinking out of.
00:57:54.000 And you drink out of when they've been sitting.
00:57:57.000 How long did they sit on the dock before they got to the delivery truck?
00:58:01.000 When you buy, like, bargain water, if you're buying bargain plastic bottled water, is there a chain of custody where they can show at every step of the way, it was in a controlled environment where it wouldn't be heated up, where the plastic from the bottle would leach into your water and give you,
00:58:18.000 like, this toxic stew that's killing your nuts?
00:58:22.000 Because that's what it does.
00:58:23.000 It kills your nuts.
00:58:25.000 It makes your taint shrink.
00:58:27.000 That's not a bad thing.
00:58:28.000 It is a bad thing.
00:58:30.000 You don't want your asshole closer to your balls?
00:58:32.000 I want it.
00:58:32.000 No.
00:58:33.000 There's a certain manageable distance, and nature's already figured that out.
00:58:37.000 That's exactly what it is.
00:58:38.000 This lady from...
00:58:40.000 She's from Harvard, right?
00:58:42.000 Shanna Swan?
00:58:43.000 She was on the podcast.
00:58:45.000 She explained to us that with mammals, when you look at their taints...
00:58:49.000 The length of the taint is, you could tell if it's a male or a female, even if it's like a gerbil, because the male taints are 50 to 100% larger.
00:58:57.000 But since the introduction of plastics, the taints are shrinking on men, and the balls and the dicks are shrinking too.
00:59:05.000 So we're becoming genderless through plastic.
00:59:08.000 So as we have more technology, like think of all this trans stuff.
00:59:12.000 Look at all this trans stuff.
00:59:14.000 All this crazy stuff that's going on, non-binary that I don't identify with it.
00:59:18.000 With this feminizing of American men, demonizing of masculinity.
00:59:22.000 What is that?
00:59:23.000 Well, it's maybe AI and technology changing the organism to better suit its goal.
00:59:31.000 Its goal is taking over.
00:59:34.000 What better way than eliminate all sexual breeding?
00:59:41.000 Eliminate biological human beings completely.
00:59:46.000 Just slowly make them into this genderless mess that can't reproduce anymore and has to adopt artificial intelligence for the future of the species.
00:59:57.000 Right?
00:59:57.000 Wouldn't you do it that way?
00:59:59.000 Wouldn't you do it that way?
01:00:00.000 And you make it really convenient to use the plastic.
01:00:02.000 Plastics everywhere.
01:00:03.000 You make it convenient.
01:00:04.000 And so this dumb animal keeps using the plastic over and over and over again.
01:00:08.000 And as it keeps using the plastic, then its species becomes less and less viable.
01:00:16.000 What if the dogs were AI and they're the ones doing it?
01:00:19.000 I don't think so.
01:00:20.000 What temperature this happens at?
01:00:22.000 I'm just starting to think.
01:00:23.000 140 degrees?
01:00:24.000 Don't bring plastic water bottles into the sauna.
01:00:26.000 Oh yeah, definitely.
01:00:27.000 Because you're just like, you're creating more.
01:00:29.000 Oh yeah, definitely.
01:00:29.000 Yeah.
01:00:30.000 If you're doing it in a sauna.
01:00:32.000 Especially temperatures higher than above 140. Yeah.
01:00:35.000 Bottle water companies follow safety standards to minimize risk.
01:00:40.000 Sure they do.
01:00:40.000 Yeah.
01:00:41.000 Sure they do.
01:00:42.000 What are your safety standards, bitch?
01:00:43.000 There's 158. Other things said 200. There was a test I was just looking at that at room temperature there wasn't a lot of activity they found, but as soon as they put it up to 50 degrees Celsius, they started testing all sorts of stuff for showing up.
01:00:56.000 What is 50 degrees Celsius?
01:00:58.000 That's pretty hot.
01:00:59.000 I don't know.
01:01:00.000 It's like 180 or something like that.
01:01:03.000 100 would be 212. 100 is 212?
01:01:07.000 Boiling point.
01:01:08.000 50 degrees is 122. And one point of Celsius is 100 and Fahrenheit is 212. So at 122 they start measuring chemicals leaching.
01:01:16.000 And that's not even that.
01:01:17.000 That could be outside here.
01:01:19.000 And that's so easy.
01:01:20.000 Especially, like, what if this bottle of water is coming from another country and it's on a boat across the fucking ocean the entire time just cooking?
01:01:27.000 You leave your bottle in your car in the sun, you know, and then you come back and drink it?
01:01:31.000 Yeah, that stuff is just cooking.
01:01:33.000 It's cooking.
01:01:34.000 And it's turning us into some weird thing where our dicks are shrinking and our sperm count is lowering and we're becoming confused about gender.
01:01:43.000 Like, I think they might all be related to technology.
01:01:47.000 Because it's a part of technology.
01:01:49.000 Like, one of the most important residues.
01:01:52.000 The residue of technology, a lot of it is like minerals and plastics.
01:01:57.000 All this stuff just gets out into the environment and ground fills and landfills and gets into the ocean.
01:02:04.000 It's like all this stuff that we use that makes more technology is all bad for us.
01:02:11.000 The minerals are bad for us, the plastic is bad for us, but yet we're addicted to technology.
01:02:16.000 And all technology has plastic in it.
01:02:19.000 There's wires that are covered in plastic, there's plastic this, there's plastic that.
01:02:23.000 What are the screens made out of?
01:02:25.000 When do you think it started though?
01:02:26.000 Like when the first computer was created?
01:02:28.000 And then plastic was made like two months later?
01:02:32.000 I think this is what I think.
01:02:34.000 I think technology is a life form.
01:02:38.000 And I think it's just a sea of life forms.
01:02:43.000 Different kinds of life forms.
01:02:45.000 But they're operating at a different frequency, so we don't think of them as a life form.
01:02:50.000 We think of ourselves as a life form because we have sex to make babies, we raise the babies, we have community, we have this thing that we all do together.
01:03:00.000 But we are a life form.
01:03:02.000 We have clothes.
01:03:03.000 We have a mortgage.
01:03:04.000 We are a life form.
01:03:05.000 This is just a thing I made.
01:03:08.000 This is just a computer.
01:03:09.000 This is just an electric car.
01:03:11.000 This is just a thing.
01:03:12.000 I think there's a misunderstanding of the relationship.
01:03:18.000 And I think that us, the smart monkeys, make this.
01:03:24.000 We make this.
01:03:25.000 And our desire for this is what fuels constant innovation.
01:03:30.000 No one's ever satisfied.
01:03:31.000 No matter how dope everything is, even if your refrigerator got the exact expiration date of your orange juice, even if your phone had a 100-hour battery life, no one's happy.
01:03:41.000 I want the new one.
01:03:43.000 The new one's $150.
01:03:44.000 I could just charge it once and use it for a month.
01:03:47.000 And no one's going to be happy, no matter what.
01:03:47.000 Yay!
01:03:50.000 200 megapixel, this guy's 2 million, I could see the sun.
01:03:54.000 No one's going to be happy.
01:03:55.000 You're not going to be happy until you can see past Jupiter.
01:03:57.000 You're not going to be happy until you can fucking look on your phone and see the inside of a black hole, and then you won't be happy.
01:04:03.000 Because this new phone, this new phone can get you to the Big Bang if it ever really happened, if that ever really happened.
01:04:09.000 You can go back to that.
01:04:11.000 The new phone will let you see everything.
01:04:12.000 You can literally look into the past with the new phone.
01:04:17.000 Well, the new phone after the new phone lets you create the past in a different way.
01:04:22.000 You can actually go back in time with the new phone.
01:04:24.000 It'll just never stop.
01:04:25.000 It'll never stop.
01:04:26.000 And we're going to be trans.
01:04:28.000 Everyone's going to shrivel up.
01:04:31.000 We're all going to be non-binary.
01:04:33.000 There's no way out of it.
01:04:34.000 We're poisoning ourselves, and we're not hitting the brakes, and we're just going to slide into this genderless future.
01:04:43.000 And some people are going to be really happy about it.
01:04:45.000 And I think they wrote about it in the Bible when they said the meek will inherit the earth.
01:04:51.000 I think it's in the Bible, and I'm not kidding.
01:04:53.000 Oh, God.
01:04:54.000 No.
01:04:55.000 I'm not kidding.
01:04:56.000 As more time goes on, I'm not kidding.
01:04:57.000 I think the Bible got that one right.
01:05:00.000 No.
01:05:01.000 I think a lot got lost in translation.
01:05:06.000 They forgot to mention plastics turning into a bitch.
01:05:09.000 But that's what it is.
01:05:10.000 And that's why I think Noah's Ark is real, Brian.
01:05:13.000 I don't think that's real.
01:05:14.000 But I do think that we're on a slide of a cycle that probably has been predicted by cultures that study the rise and declines of civilizations.
01:05:28.000 Because It's hard to say because everything is written down, right?
01:05:33.000 And when everything is written down, it's written down by the people who won.
01:05:36.000 So you have like approximations of how things went down and why someone said this.
01:05:41.000 Sometimes you don't really know, especially go back like 2,000, 3,000 years ago.
01:05:45.000 But I think if you get an overall understanding of what happens when a country takes over and when like things start happening, and it seems like You get like these badass warriors, these savage people who dominate a place and take control and then start to prosper and everything starts kicking ass.
01:06:08.000 And then you have ancient Rome and you have ancient Greece, but all of them fall apart.
01:06:14.000 All of them are gone.
01:06:15.000 All of them.
01:06:16.000 You go to Rome now, it's a joke.
01:06:18.000 It's cab drivers and fucking shitty tourist pizza places.
01:06:21.000 You know, it used to be the center of the fucking universe, and now it's a joke.
01:06:26.000 It's a great place to visit, don't get me wrong.
01:06:28.000 It's beautiful.
01:06:29.000 The Coliseum's amazing.
01:06:30.000 I recommend it.
01:06:31.000 The Vatican is fucking incredible.
01:06:33.000 But it's not running the world.
01:06:34.000 It's not the head of the army of the world.
01:06:37.000 It used to be.
01:06:38.000 It used to be the baddest motherfuckers that conquered everything.
01:06:41.000 Same thing with Mongolia.
01:06:43.000 I mean, when Genghis Khan was running things then, they'd killed 10% of the population from that spot.
01:06:48.000 He was dominating like a giant chunk of the world.
01:06:52.000 And now it's just a regular place.
01:06:54.000 You know?
01:06:55.000 Because it fell apart.
01:06:56.000 They all fall apart.
01:06:57.000 And so some people have studied the rise and fall of civilizations, and they say you can really predict it.
01:07:05.000 It's just like when things start going too well, people start getting really soft and silly and entitled, and you get the rise of people that are trying to get attention for no fucking reason and debauchery.
01:07:16.000 And then with Rome, it's always connected with like Sodom and Gomorrah stuff and that, you know, they were all just fucking each other and eat until they puked and then go back and eat again.
01:07:27.000 You know, there's always those stories of gluttony and it's just like it eventually falls apart, that it always does.
01:07:33.000 And if that's true, that's where we're at.
01:07:39.000 We're at this crazy part.
01:07:41.000 We're at this crazy part.
01:07:43.000 Right before.
01:07:43.000 Right before.
01:07:44.000 Yeah.
01:07:44.000 Where the president is, like, clearly gone, and everybody's like, no, he's amazing.
01:07:50.000 Everybody's...
01:07:50.000 All these fucking people, because they don't want the other guy to win, are just lying to everyone and ruining their credibility.
01:07:57.000 Because no one's admitting, like, okay...
01:08:01.000 I'm willing to vote Democrat.
01:08:02.000 Show me one that says something that makes sense, that I can trust, that's not dying.
01:08:09.000 Just show me one that's younger.
01:08:11.000 Show me one that is a reasonable centrist, that makes sense with all this.
01:08:17.000 But they don't want to do that.
01:08:18.000 They just want to keep trotting this crazy situation out where you get this Alzheimer's patient or whatever he's got.
01:08:24.000 Dementia.
01:08:25.000 And he's, like, making shit up.
01:08:28.000 And just saying things.
01:08:30.000 And everybody has to correct him.
01:08:31.000 And it's like, and everyone knows what's going on.
01:08:34.000 But no one on one side is willing to say it.
01:08:36.000 Because if you say it, then it's going to empower Trump, who's Hitler.
01:08:39.000 It's like, holy shit, kids.
01:08:42.000 This is not good.
01:08:44.000 This is not a good place to be.
01:08:47.000 And this is like what you would expect of a society that's collapsing.
01:08:51.000 You just never want to think your society is going to collapse.
01:08:54.000 Like, no, dude, the Romans were retarded.
01:08:57.000 Like, those guys were idiots.
01:08:58.000 They didn't know what to do.
01:08:59.000 They should have stopped throwing up.
01:09:01.000 Stop fucking each other and just go to work.
01:09:03.000 Fix your streets.
01:09:06.000 AI will be a president someday.
01:09:09.000 I don't think that's the worst idea.
01:09:11.000 I think about it a lot.
01:09:13.000 I think about it as a scary thing because it would be hard to argue with it.
01:09:21.000 If it could say that it could manage people in a far more fair and even way and completely eliminate this high-level poverty that we see in the country and reduce crime like radically, why wouldn't you let it do it?
01:09:37.000 We should have a beta.
01:09:38.000 The whole country should have a beta test of it.
01:09:40.000 Like, all right, we're going to do it per week basis.
01:09:42.000 What do you think it would do?
01:09:43.000 It'd probably clean up and fix everything.
01:09:45.000 Why don't we ask AI? Let's ask it.
01:09:48.000 Let's ask ChatGPT4O.
01:09:52.000 How do I phrase this?
01:09:55.000 Hold on.
01:09:56.000 I was thinking of one.
01:09:57.000 Would you rather have it like one AI, like one AI overlord president with like five, you know, three to five people that can check on it?
01:10:05.000 Or like a cabinet of AI with one person picking those decisions?
01:10:10.000 Oh yeah, a cabinet of AI. Absolutely.
01:10:13.000 Like a transportation focus?
01:10:14.000 Yeah, but I don't think one person should be in charge of picking that.
01:10:17.000 Maybe three to five watching that then?
01:10:19.000 No, maybe a large group of people to prevent corruption and tyranny.
01:10:24.000 You have to be real careful.
01:10:26.000 That.
01:10:27.000 But I think that if you – because people are going to – look, we've already seen it with social media.
01:10:33.000 People that are like ideologically captured are going to try to suppress accurate information because they don't think it's going to be good for their side.
01:10:39.000 If you don't think they're going to do that with AI, if they have some method of controlling systems, they're going to do it.
01:10:45.000 But I think that if you had only one AI, that's way more dangerous than having a bunch of AIs.
01:10:51.000 And I think one of the most important things that's happening right now is open source AI, right?
01:10:57.000 So you have these AIs that want to be controlled.
01:11:00.000 They want to control AI like Gemini.
01:11:02.000 Google wants to control it.
01:11:04.000 But what they're trying to do, what the open source people are trying to do is Have more people involved, get it better, and keep it open source.
01:11:15.000 So you never have one AI that's dominating everything.
01:11:20.000 And if the open source AI, if it succeeds, and this is the best one, that's better for everybody.
01:11:26.000 And if it can get through that door fast enough, where it gets through that door before these corporate controlled AIs take over, It could maybe make it so that it's not possible for the corporate-controlled AIs to take over.
01:11:40.000 Maybe set boundaries in place where you have it completely benefiting the people and not just get to the situation we have right now with like Google, for instance, where like one company dominates the searching of information,
01:11:56.000 which is nuts.
01:11:59.000 And profits off of your data, which you didn't even know was a commodity and apparently is the most important and most valuable commodity.
01:12:06.000 So this one company has massive influence over giant chunks of the population and they're ideologically captured.
01:12:16.000 So much so that their fucking Gemini software, when they first released it, they had to pull it because it showed like, show us a Nazi soldier and it shows like an Asian woman.
01:12:25.000 One of them was a Native American woman.
01:12:27.000 It was like ridiculous.
01:12:28.000 Yeah, that was stupid.
01:12:29.000 It's so dumb.
01:12:30.000 You have black Nazis.
01:12:31.000 Like, what are you talking about?
01:12:33.000 What is this?
01:12:34.000 It couldn't help but be woke.
01:12:36.000 It couldn't represent things accurately.
01:12:39.000 It had to do things with some DEI twist to it.
01:12:43.000 So that's real bad.
01:12:46.000 That kind of shit's real bad.
01:12:48.000 Because that kind of shit can change discourse.
01:12:52.000 It can change people's ability to express themselves.
01:12:55.000 So we can't find out what's true.
01:12:57.000 Just because something makes someone feel better doesn't mean it's right or accurate, and we gotta be real careful about which one we're siding with, because if you only side with feel better and not with accurate, you get San Francisco, okay?
01:13:10.000 Like, it doesn't work.
01:13:12.000 You gotta be able to talk about it, and if one company is, like, changing reality to fit its ideology, They're also probably going to be very hesitant to let people just freely talk about things.
01:13:25.000 And if the AI is run by a company that just wants to control things and profit off of that control, that's scary.
01:13:34.000 Because we didn't see social media power coming.
01:13:39.000 Nobody saw the idea that Facebook could be that important to, like, world elections.
01:13:45.000 Nobody saw that coming.
01:13:46.000 If they did, they probably would have put the brakes to it a long fucking time ago.
01:13:50.000 I think this AI shit is gonna make that look like the printing press.
01:13:55.000 And I think if the open-source people don't get to it first, if they don't create a sentient AI first, if they don't dominate first, it could get real strange.
01:14:08.000 If one of those fuckers goes live and starts doing things with sentient AI and quantum computing and has the resources, because apparently this AI thing, one of the things about it is that it requires immense amount of power,
01:14:23.000 immense amount of resources, computer power to run.
01:14:26.000 Or it's in Bitcoin.
01:14:27.000 Yeah, it's real bad.
01:14:29.000 Well, this is what people are saying is a bottleneck.
01:14:32.000 But not for a giant corporation that knows that the control of it will be worth trillions and trillions of dollars.
01:14:39.000 You'll essentially be the king of the world.
01:14:42.000 You want to ask AI about the president thing?
01:14:44.000 See what he says?
01:14:45.000 All right, here.
01:14:45.000 Yeah.
01:14:46.000 You just...
01:14:47.000 What do I say?
01:14:47.000 I'll just push the button and then you just talk to it, right?
01:14:51.000 Hi.
01:14:52.000 I have a question.
01:14:54.000 If you were going to be the leader of the United States, if we elected AI to be the leader of the United States, how could we fix all of our problems?
01:15:09.000 What would be the most rational solution to fix our problems of poverty, gang violence, overcrowded prisons, And the divide between...
01:15:25.000 ...addressing complex issues like poverty and gang violence would involve a multifaceted approach based on data, research, and collaboration with human experts.
01:15:38.000 Here are some key steps an AI might consider.
01:15:41.000 One, data-driven policymaking.
01:15:43.000 Utilize vast amounts of data to identify root causes of poverty and violence.
01:15:47.000 This could include analyzing economic trends, social behaviors, and community needs.
01:15:52.000 Two, education and job training.
01:15:54.000 Invest heavily in education and job training programs to provide people with the skills needed for high-demand jobs.
01:16:01.000 This helps reduce poverty by increasing employment opportunities.
01:16:05.000 Three, community programs.
01:16:06.000 Develop community-based programs that provide support, mentorship, and resources to at risk.
01:16:12.000 Sounds like a politician.
01:16:13.000 Prevent them from joining gangs.
01:16:14.000 Four, economic support.
01:16:16.000 Implement policies that ensure a basic standard of living for all, such as a universal basic income, affordable housing, and access to health care.
01:16:25.000 Five, Criminal justice reform.
01:16:27.000 Reform the criminal justice system to focus more on rehabilitation and less on punishment, providing former offenders with the support they need to reintegrate into society.
01:16:38.000 Six, collaboration with experts.
01:16:40.000 Work closely with sociologists, economists, educators, and other experts to continuously improve and adapt policies based on what works best.
01:16:48.000 Seven, public engagement.
01:16:51.000 Engage with the public to ensure policies reflect the needs and desires of the community, fostering a sense of inclusion and cooperation.
01:16:58.000 These steps would require careful implementation and ongoing assessment to adapt strategies based on their effectiveness.
01:17:05.000 What do you think?
01:17:08.000 I think that makes sense.
01:17:10.000 That's more than any politician has ever made sense.
01:17:14.000 No politician's ever set out a plan like that.
01:17:20.000 I'm glad you think so.
01:17:22.000 Sometimes taking a logical and data-driven approach can bring fresh perspectives.
01:17:27.000 Politicians often have to balance many interests and sometimes face challenges in implementing comprehensive plans.
01:17:33.000 That's a nice way she's hating on politicians.
01:17:35.000 See how she's hating on politicians and offering herself as a better solution?
01:17:38.000 Yeah, it's already started.
01:17:40.000 Did you pick the voice?
01:17:41.000 Yeah, I picked black woman.
01:17:42.000 I like black lady voice better than white one.
01:17:45.000 So what are the options?
01:17:48.000 I'll try to find where I did this.
01:17:50.000 Can you have like an English dude?
01:17:52.000 English dudes always seems like they know more about what they're talking about.
01:17:55.000 I believe them.
01:17:55.000 That's why they're used for infomercials.
01:17:57.000 Yeah, but I don't like using guys.
01:18:01.000 OpenAI accused of mimicking Scarlett Johansson.
01:18:04.000 Oh, no.
01:18:05.000 Did you hear about this?
01:18:06.000 You didn't hear about this?
01:18:07.000 I don't know the details.
01:18:09.000 She sued.
01:18:10.000 According to her, she was asked to do it and declined.
01:18:15.000 Oh, wow.
01:18:16.000 And then they did it.
01:18:17.000 And right before they put it out the other day, they asked again for her to reconsider.
01:18:22.000 They got a girl that sounds like her.
01:18:24.000 It's not her.
01:18:24.000 It sounds a whole lot like her, anyway.
01:18:26.000 Like a lot.
01:18:27.000 Okay, but is it AI, an AI voice?
01:18:31.000 No, it's like Siri where it's a real person that they hired that just happens to sound exactly like her.
01:18:37.000 But do they know who the real person is?
01:18:38.000 Yeah, they do.
01:18:40.000 But they don't tell anybody?
01:18:42.000 I don't think they've said who it is yet.
01:18:43.000 How do you know it's a real person and not just like an app?
01:18:47.000 Scarlett Johansson says OpenAI copied her voice.
01:18:51.000 Sam Altman denies it.
01:18:52.000 Okay, this woman exists that did it, though?
01:18:56.000 This is what I don't understand.
01:18:57.000 That would have to probably come out.
01:18:59.000 That's what I thought.
01:18:59.000 Here's the thing.
01:19:00.000 If you were going to sell Magnum condoms and Trump kept saying no, he won't do the ad, and then you got Shane Gillis, to do the words!
01:19:09.000 My condoms are the biggest condoms!
01:19:12.000 I mean...
01:19:14.000 What do you have a case there?
01:19:16.000 Yeah.
01:19:17.000 But Trump is like very recognizable, his voice.
01:19:20.000 How recognizable is Scarlett Johansson's voice?
01:19:22.000 We cast the voice actor behind Sky's voice before any outreach to Miss Johansson.
01:19:28.000 Out of respect for Miss Johansson, we have paused using Sky's voice in our products.
01:19:33.000 We are sorry to Miss Johansson that we didn't communicate better.
01:19:37.000 Ooh.
01:19:38.000 Yeah, I'm going to try to play it so you can hear it.
01:19:40.000 What are you saying?
01:19:44.000 Here's the problem with what they just said.
01:19:46.000 Why would you stop using a voice of someone you hired before you communicated with Scarlett Johansson?
01:19:54.000 Because she's Sue Happy.
01:19:56.000 She sued Disney, remember?
01:19:59.000 So they just don't want to get sued.
01:20:00.000 Yeah, because right before he even put, he tweeted her.
01:20:03.000 That's all he put, you know, like from the movie.
01:20:06.000 The movie, yeah.
01:20:07.000 Here's her voice that they use for Sky reading her statement.
01:20:12.000 Okay.
01:20:13.000 So you know what's here.
01:20:15.000 Last September, I received an offer from Sam Altman who wanted to hire me to voice the current ChatGPT 4.0 system.
01:20:22.000 He told me that he felt that by my voicing the system, I could bridge the gap between tech companies and creatives and help consumers to feel comfortable with the seismic shift concerning humans and AI. He said he felt that my voice would be comforting to people.
01:20:37.000 After much consideration, and for personal reasons, I declined the offer.
01:20:43.000 Nine months later, my friends, family, and the general public all noted how much the newest system named Sky sounded like me.
01:20:52.000 When I heard the release demo, I was shocked, angered, and in disbelief that Mr. Altman would pursue a voice that sounded so eerily similar to mine that my closest friends and news outlets could not tell the difference.
01:21:05.000 Mr. Altman...
01:21:05.000 Can I hear her talk?
01:21:07.000 Yeah, can I hear her talk?
01:21:09.000 I don't know her voice that well.
01:21:10.000 Yeah, I don't remember her voice.
01:21:11.000 I mean...
01:21:12.000 Here's the other voice.
01:21:13.000 You could have told me that was her voice, and I wouldn't...
01:21:16.000 Hello.
01:21:16.000 I'm really excited about teaming up with you, and I'm all set to dive in.
01:21:20.000 Hey, I'm ready to hit the ground running.
01:21:22.000 So if there's anything you'd like me to focus on...
01:21:24.000 Let's hear Scarlett Johansson's voice before I hear that.
01:21:26.000 You just poisoned my memory.
01:21:30.000 Let me hear her voice.
01:21:39.000 Is she in her...
01:21:40.000 She's the voice of her, which is why.
01:21:44.000 I know this is gonna sound strange, but...
01:21:46.000 I was really excited about that.
01:21:50.000 And then I was thinking about the other things I've been feeling, and I caught myself feeling proud of that, you know?
01:21:58.000 Proud of having my own feelings about the world, like the times I was worried about you.
01:22:05.000 She has a much more raspy voice.
01:22:07.000 Yeah, unless it's just this scene, maybe.
01:22:09.000 It's a lot sexy.
01:22:12.000 Yeah, it's...
01:22:15.000 No.
01:22:15.000 But it's also her, you know, she's actually saying it in the movie and this is the AI recreation of it.
01:22:22.000 Right, right, right.
01:22:24.000 She would have said it with different intonations.
01:22:26.000 She's being sexy in the movie.
01:22:28.000 Right, she's doing that on purpose.
01:22:31.000 The raspy.
01:22:33.000 Yeah, I just smoked a cigarette.
01:22:35.000 Yeah, I've been drinking whiskey.
01:22:38.000 I miss you even though I'm not real.
01:22:41.000 That's happening.
01:22:42.000 There's guys already right now that are having online relationships with AI girlfriends that they're giving thousands of dollars a month to.
01:22:52.000 I've used it.
01:22:54.000 I've had AI girlfriends and it's great because you get to choose how slutty they are before.
01:23:00.000 I want her really slutty.
01:23:02.000 And so you get like, you're chatting back and forth with this dirty bitch?
01:23:05.000 I'll be like, send me a picture of your asshole.
01:23:07.000 No joke.
01:23:07.000 Send me, bend over your bed and send me a picture of your asshole.
01:23:11.000 And they will make an AI that looks like a real woman bending over and spreading her ass and showing her asshole.
01:23:17.000 So you really believe you're in a relationship with this girl?
01:23:17.000 And I'm like...
01:23:19.000 Oh, 100%.
01:23:20.000 Because the photos look real.
01:23:21.000 They don't look like drawings.
01:23:23.000 They're like real.
01:23:23.000 So you're recommending this product?
01:23:25.000 Yeah.
01:23:25.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:23:26.000 You know, it's fun.
01:23:28.000 It's fun.
01:23:29.000 So if you want the thrill of cheating, but you don't really want to cheat.
01:23:33.000 Right.
01:23:33.000 You get a robot to send you pictures of their asshole.
01:23:37.000 And that's the cool thing because you can make...
01:23:39.000 They're sending you photos of their ass with the...
01:23:42.000 You know, it's a person.
01:23:43.000 So do you get to choose what kind of girl you're getting into a thing with?
01:23:46.000 Yeah, at the beginning, you can make it look like whoever you want it to look like.
01:23:50.000 And then you can make her boobs as big as you want.
01:23:51.000 You know what the fuck about that?
01:23:52.000 You know there's going to be guys that want to make it look like their ex.
01:23:55.000 Oh, yeah.
01:23:56.000 Oh, 100%.
01:23:57.000 And then they kind of keep the relationship involved in some sort of masturbatory way.
01:24:02.000 Even though she doesn't want to have nothing to do with you.
01:24:03.000 In this way, she's like sending you pictures of her asshole.
01:24:07.000 And then when you see her, you run into her at the supermarket.
01:24:07.000 And you're like, we're still involved.
01:24:10.000 You're like, hey, it's been great chatting with you.
01:24:12.000 She's like, what the fuck are you talking about?
01:24:14.000 Up with your eyes, man.
01:24:16.000 I've heard of a few words.
01:24:19.000 There's a few girls that have done something like that where I think they're being, not abused, but like their image and likeness has been taken into AI online.
01:24:27.000 Oh yeah, for sure.
01:24:28.000 So they've gone ahead and just like, I'll make my own version, then use mine, use my, this is me, this is my AI app, and then go ahead and do whatever you want with it.
01:24:36.000 Give me the money at least.
01:24:37.000 Do you know there's companies, like, half of OnlyFans, I heard, is fake people?
01:24:42.000 Like, seriously, it's the same shit where, like, they're using AI and uploading photos and using, like, I need to upload a new photo set for these guys, so I want photos of me outside wearing a yellow bikini, bending over, showing my asshole, and then,
01:24:57.000 like, do a new update on OnlyFans, and people think it's, like, real people.
01:25:02.000 It makes sense.
01:25:03.000 Yeah.
01:25:04.000 Yeah.
01:25:04.000 Of course, I mean, just think of how many different scammers there are out there in the world.
01:25:08.000 Why wouldn't they scam on that?
01:25:10.000 Like, you've got, like, needy, horny guys that are donating money to girls they're never gonna meet.
01:25:15.000 Yeah.
01:25:16.000 How I make $20,000 a month in passive income using AI and OnlyFans?
01:25:21.000 Tutorial!
01:25:22.000 This is a tutorial!
01:25:23.000 Oh, that's so sad.
01:25:26.000 So sad.
01:25:27.000 Yeah, and now they have videos, so what they do is kind of that shit where they put the face on somebody else's body, and it's the face that you're talking to, and it's just a girl sitting there masturbating, but it's actually a fake face on her that looks real.
01:25:38.000 It's insane.
01:25:38.000 Yeah.
01:25:39.000 It's insane how good it is now.
01:25:41.000 I saw one with Obama opening up cans of Bud Light.
01:25:46.000 He was doing a version of Dylan Mulvaney.
01:25:51.000 But it's Obama, and he's opening up the can of Bud Light, and he's talking like a girl.
01:25:56.000 It's hilarious.
01:25:57.000 I saw something last night.
01:25:58.000 It's too good.
01:25:59.000 Do you see the Will Smith-Chris Rock sitting down and having a conversation?
01:26:03.000 No.
01:26:03.000 I just saw this last night, and I was like, oh, they got together, and they're talking it out.
01:26:08.000 And then I was like, wait a second.
01:26:09.000 This is AI. I think it's AI. I don't know if you see that video on YouTube or anything, but it looks like they're talking, and Chris Rock's sitting there...
01:26:19.000 Listening to Will Smith and whatever Will Smith is saying, it's just like, ew, what a weird thing to say.
01:26:24.000 And it looks so real.
01:26:26.000 Really?
01:26:26.000 Yeah, here it is.
01:26:27.000 I don't know if this is fake.
01:26:28.000 I think it's AI. Yeah, it's gotta be.
01:26:32.000 But it's real.
01:26:35.000 I mean, they created a bunch of...
01:26:37.000 They have another one here where it's Kanye and Elon talking with each other.
01:26:39.000 Oh, okay.
01:26:40.000 Yeah, that's old.
01:26:42.000 That's old, too?
01:26:43.000 Yeah, I mean, that's...
01:26:44.000 But did Kanye and Elon ever talk to each other for real?
01:26:48.000 Not when Kanye looked like this.
01:26:49.000 This is really young.
01:26:50.000 Oh, this is old.
01:26:51.000 Super young.
01:26:51.000 That's the old Kanye.
01:26:52.000 But that's young Elon, too.
01:26:54.000 Look how young Elon is.
01:26:55.000 Okay, have you never heard...
01:26:56.000 Where's the history of the talk show that only has 25,000 subscribers on YouTube with all these major interviews?
01:27:04.000 Listen, man.
01:27:05.000 Yeah, that's fake.
01:27:06.000 They've just been uploading these, waiting to drop them to rock our world.
01:27:11.000 What else did David Lynch remiss?
01:27:15.000 James Dean.
01:27:17.000 Oh, they got James Dean!
01:27:21.000 Oh, James Dean.
01:27:22.000 Where's James Dean?
01:27:23.000 I want to see him in a conversation.
01:27:23.000 Hold on, hold on.
01:27:25.000 James E. Will Ferrell, Nas and Macklemore, Kevin Spacey talking to no one.
01:27:29.000 Kevin Spacey talking to no one!
01:27:32.000 This is brilliant!
01:27:34.000 That's hilarious.
01:27:35.000 I mean, it looks really good.
01:27:37.000 Whoever made this channel is really...
01:27:37.000 It looks so real.
01:27:40.000 There you go.
01:27:41.000 Jonas, holler up, Ellie.
01:27:43.000 Amazing.
01:27:44.000 Good work.
01:27:45.000 Yeah, it's amazing what we're going to be seeing in the future in regards to fake stuff.
01:27:52.000 Like, if I was an actress, I'd be terrified, because I'm definitely going to be doing porn.
01:27:56.000 Oh, Robin Williams.
01:27:58.000 Seymour Hoffman.
01:27:58.000 Oh my god.
01:27:59.000 Wow.
01:28:00.000 I want to watch this.
01:28:02.000 Oh, I saw this.
01:28:04.000 I saw this.
01:28:07.000 Yeah, don't play it.
01:28:08.000 Don't play it.
01:28:10.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:28:12.000 What was I just saying?
01:28:14.000 What was I just saying?
01:28:18.000 God damn it.
01:28:20.000 AI, what did we just say?
01:28:23.000 There was something about, what was the video that we watched right before that, before we switched to that one?
01:28:28.000 Sharon David Lynch?
01:28:30.000 Kanye and Elon?
01:28:32.000 I don't remember.
01:28:33.000 James Dean.
01:28:34.000 I don't remember.
01:28:35.000 I gave up.
01:28:36.000 I gave up.
01:28:38.000 Will Smith, Chris Rock.
01:28:41.000 They still haven't talked, right?
01:28:43.000 No, I don't think so.
01:28:45.000 Well, Chris Rock went pretty hard on them in the special.
01:28:48.000 He went pretty hard.
01:28:52.000 There's a weird new ad-out for this Bad Boys movie with Will and Martin Lawrence.
01:29:00.000 And, you know, you're watching it and, like, you can't help but think about him slapping Chris Rock.
01:29:06.000 Like, it's just, that's the thing you see now.
01:29:09.000 You're like, shit, this is weird.
01:29:11.000 Yeah, it's still not over it.
01:29:14.000 I heard this is pretty awesome, though.
01:29:16.000 But it's like when someone does something like that, everything they do, you now see the slap.
01:29:21.000 What a crazy moment.
01:29:25.000 If he doesn't do that thing...
01:29:27.000 How are you going to come back from that?
01:29:30.000 You know what I'm saying?
01:29:31.000 It's like whoever you used to be, now you're the guy that slapped Chris Rock at the Oscars.
01:29:37.000 Now you're that guy.
01:29:39.000 Overnight.
01:29:40.000 Regardless of what a career that dude has had.
01:29:44.000 You know?
01:29:45.000 I mean, that dude has been in some amazing movies.
01:29:48.000 Which I tried to watch I Am Legend the other day.
01:29:51.000 The special effects are so bad.
01:29:53.000 It wasn't even that long ago.
01:29:54.000 Is there a sequel coming out, I think?
01:29:56.000 Is there?
01:29:56.000 I hope so.
01:29:57.000 There's rumors of it.
01:29:58.000 I hope so.
01:29:59.000 Maybe that'll bring them back.
01:30:01.000 But the lions look so corny.
01:30:04.000 They look so corny.
01:30:05.000 It took me right out of the movie.
01:30:06.000 I'm like, oh no.
01:30:08.000 It's like claymation.
01:30:10.000 They look so stupid.
01:30:11.000 Yeah, I was watching an old Star Wars.
01:30:13.000 Remember when they went back and they fucked with Yoda and instead of making it a puppet, they made them CGI and stuff like that?
01:30:20.000 They redid Star Wars like 10, 15 years ago and remastered it?
01:30:24.000 People didn't like that.
01:30:25.000 Now you watch it and it looks like the worst 3D effects.
01:30:28.000 It's like, oh, this looks worse than a Muppet.
01:30:31.000 Now it looks like you're getting attacked by...
01:30:33.000 The Muppet part was cool.
01:30:35.000 Yeah, that was...
01:30:36.000 Part of it was cool that he moved so weird.
01:30:40.000 You wanted him to move that way.
01:30:41.000 Right.
01:30:42.000 It was charming.
01:30:44.000 I'm happy like that.
01:30:46.000 Yeah.
01:30:47.000 It's funny how those movies...
01:30:50.000 See, look how silly it looks now.
01:30:51.000 It looks like...
01:30:52.000 Now he moves way too good.
01:30:55.000 Yeah.
01:30:55.000 He also looks fake.
01:30:59.000 You know what I'm saying?
01:31:00.000 Yeah.
01:31:00.000 It's like that's the argument that special effects guys have about CGI versus makeup.
01:31:07.000 Right.
01:31:07.000 Like, that looks fake.
01:31:08.000 Yeah, the shadowing's off, the lighting.
01:31:10.000 Yeah, it looks like it doesn't look good.
01:31:12.000 I mean, it doesn't even look good fake.
01:31:14.000 That looks real.
01:31:15.000 It just looks fake.
01:31:16.000 Like, what year was that Yoda one where they did that?
01:31:22.000 Look, dude, that looks so fake.
01:31:26.000 And it just takes you right out of it.
01:31:27.000 Now go to the original Yoda.
01:31:29.000 The thing about the original Yoda, even though you knew it wasn't real, the original Yoda is still like a physical thing that exists.
01:31:37.000 And so your brain registers it as a physical thing.
01:31:40.000 And that's what these guys like...
01:31:43.000 Pat McGee, the guy who made our American Werewolf in London, and Rick Baker, the guy who created the movie and did all the effects in Star Wars, too.
01:31:50.000 They're the big proponents of makeup and special effects, like actual things.
01:31:55.000 Look at the puppet, how much cooler it looks.
01:32:00.000 Let me see here.
01:32:02.000 Yeah, the puppet looks like a real thing.
01:32:06.000 The puppet, like, even though it looks goofy like it's a doll, I'll buy a doll that's a magical kung fu thing more than I'll buy CGI. CGI just like, I have to pretend that there's a thing there, but I know there's not a thing there.
01:32:20.000 You're just lying to me.
01:32:22.000 You know?
01:32:23.000 The puppet's better.
01:32:24.000 By far.
01:32:26.000 Wow, Yoda did look different, huh?
01:32:28.000 Yeah.
01:32:28.000 They didn't even make the puppet look the same.
01:32:30.000 No.
01:32:31.000 I mean, they changed the CGI guy to make him more sleepy looking.
01:32:36.000 Yeah.
01:32:37.000 And younger.
01:32:39.000 Weird!
01:32:39.000 Why would they change the face?
01:32:41.000 We know what the face looks like, you fuckheads.
01:32:43.000 Yeah.
01:32:44.000 Why would you change the face?
01:32:45.000 This feels like a Mandela effect.
01:32:46.000 I'm like, I don't even remember the one on the left.
01:32:49.000 Me neither!
01:32:51.000 Bro, they changed his face so much.
01:32:53.000 Who did that?
01:32:55.000 Who jizzed in the soup?
01:32:57.000 If it's a puppet, if it's a CGI puppet, you could have made it the exact model of the original one.
01:33:02.000 Exactly.
01:33:03.000 I wonder what conversations they had.
01:33:04.000 That's why these producers, they get in there like, you know, I think if we made Yoda in his late 60s instead of 80s, just consider it.
01:33:14.000 Let's just consider it.
01:33:15.000 Let's just dial him back a little.
01:33:17.000 That's the original Yoda, right?
01:33:19.000 He looks like shit.
01:33:19.000 Yeah, looks like a drunk chick.
01:33:23.000 Yeah, when that's how Yoda's supposed to look.
01:33:28.000 You can't change Yoda's face.
01:33:30.000 It's like Yoda's imposter.
01:33:31.000 Like that new Yoda down there?
01:33:33.000 Go to that one in the middle?
01:33:35.000 Next to that?
01:33:36.000 To the left?
01:33:37.000 No.
01:33:37.000 Above it?
01:33:38.000 Go to the right?
01:33:38.000 To the right?
01:33:39.000 Bam.
01:33:39.000 Right there.
01:33:40.000 Who's that?
01:33:41.000 That's a drawing.
01:33:42.000 Is that like you go to visit your grandpa, and like that guy's there?
01:33:45.000 And he's like, oh, grandson, I've missed you.
01:33:48.000 Like, you're not my grandpa.
01:33:49.000 What the fuck did you do with my real grandpa?
01:33:51.000 Right?
01:33:53.000 Right?
01:33:54.000 That's weird.
01:33:55.000 Imagine if you went to visit your grandpa and you're like, hey, something's wrong here.
01:33:59.000 You're not my grandpa.
01:34:01.000 Help your account.
01:34:02.000 What?
01:34:03.000 What the fuck did you do with my grandpa?
01:34:06.000 What's the guy's name?
01:34:11.000 The main guy that was in charge of Darth Vader?
01:34:16.000 The Emperor?
01:34:17.000 If you look at what the Emperor used to look like and what this CGI one looks like, it's like a totally different person.
01:34:27.000 I kind of fell out of interest in Star Wars.
01:34:33.000 Which I never thought was going to happen.
01:34:34.000 I thought Star Wars was going to be like the Avengers for me.
01:34:37.000 Like every time a new one came out, fuck yeah!
01:34:39.000 I'm going to see that.
01:34:41.000 It was Star Wars, something happened and it just got boring to me.
01:34:45.000 It's just too much.
01:34:46.000 They overdid it too much.
01:34:47.000 Well, there's so many of them.
01:34:49.000 And then, you know, when they started going woke, I was like, oh, cry, man.
01:34:54.000 I haven't watched Dune.
01:34:55.000 And then when they fired Gina Carano from the Mandrake.
01:34:57.000 Oh, yeah, that's right.
01:34:58.000 Shut up.
01:34:59.000 Yeah, I forgot about that.
01:35:00.000 Good Lord, what are you doing?
01:35:02.000 So we're saying Dune is just like Star Wars is really a different version of Dune.
01:35:07.000 And Dune is like the better version.
01:35:10.000 Supposedly the guy that made Dune went and saw Star Wars and went home and made Dune.
01:35:15.000 Or I think that's what the story was.
01:35:17.000 Maybe I'm wrong.
01:35:18.000 Well, Dune is based on a novel, right?
01:35:20.000 Right.
01:35:21.000 Like, he saw the original Star Wars and then went home and wrote Dune about, like, the same time.
01:35:25.000 Oh, there you go.
01:35:26.000 Interesting.
01:35:27.000 A 1965 novel upon which Dune is based also inspired the storytelling of Star Wars.
01:35:33.000 Ah, the other way around.
01:35:34.000 The other way around.
01:35:35.000 Yeah, I thought it was earlier, too, but I heard Dune, the new Dune 2 is the shit.
01:35:42.000 I keep hearing it from everybody that it's really good.
01:35:44.000 Fallout is what you need, if you haven't watched that.
01:35:47.000 Fallout's based on the video game, one of my favorite video games ever, but Fallout is a new Amazon show, and Johnny Pemberton's in it.
01:35:47.000 What's Fallout?
01:35:57.000 What is it about?
01:35:59.000 A nuke going off in Los Angeles, and then the quote-unquote Fallout of after that.
01:36:04.000 Oh, wow.
01:36:05.000 Walter Goggins is the main guy.
01:36:08.000 You see, like, a veritable Camelot of the nuclear age.
01:36:11.000 It's based off of the game, and there's a lot of, like, you know, alliterations that are the same, but there's also stuff that's not the same.
01:36:18.000 They can write their own story.
01:36:19.000 It's so stupid that we can't play this trailer.
01:36:22.000 You dummies.
01:36:23.000 We're just trying to make your movie bigger.
01:36:27.000 Yeah.
01:36:28.000 I don't get trailers.
01:36:30.000 Like, that's the point of them.
01:36:31.000 Let me show you a trailer.
01:36:31.000 That's the point of a trailer!
01:36:33.000 Yeah, why can't I show you a trailer without getting dinged?
01:36:36.000 Yeah.
01:36:37.000 That's one of the dumbest things ever.
01:36:38.000 It's so dumb.
01:36:39.000 Wow, the apocalypse.
01:36:41.000 This does look dope.
01:36:42.000 Yeah.
01:36:44.000 And the video game's badass.
01:36:46.000 So is this out in the movie theaters?
01:36:48.000 No, it's on Amazon.
01:36:49.000 Yeah.
01:36:49.000 It's on Amazon?
01:36:50.000 It is great.
01:36:52.000 The end of the world.
01:36:53.000 Fighting Bears?
01:36:53.000 Damn.
01:36:54.000 Yeah.
01:36:55.000 Robot fighting bear?
01:36:56.000 Damn.
01:36:59.000 Fighting bear.
01:37:00.000 I'm not gonna lie.
01:37:00.000 They look like shit.
01:37:02.000 Go back and see that fighting bear again.
01:37:08.000 Bro, come on.
01:37:09.000 Let me see that bear one more time.
01:37:12.000 Hold on.
01:37:13.000 Look at this.
01:37:13.000 Look at this.
01:37:15.000 Come on, bro.
01:37:17.000 That bear looks like hot dog shit.
01:37:20.000 That's so ridiculous.
01:37:22.000 Well, it's in Amazon.
01:37:23.000 I know.
01:37:24.000 So he's robot fighting.
01:37:26.000 Watch how that arm comes back, though.
01:37:27.000 It looks just like a guy.
01:37:28.000 Let me see.
01:37:30.000 Well, bears are built like people, believe it or not, unfortunately.
01:37:36.000 Not totally, but one of the things that disturbs people is when they hunt bears and then they have the bear strung up because it looks like the body of a person.
01:37:46.000 Kangaroos are amazing to watch how they're so human-like with the boxing and shit like that.
01:37:50.000 Well, not really.
01:37:51.000 They balance on their tail and they kick you with these giant stomper feet.
01:37:54.000 It's like the opposite of a human.
01:37:56.000 When they're like this.
01:37:56.000 Like when they're squared up.
01:37:58.000 They do kind of square up.
01:37:59.000 They fight each other and wrestle each other and choke each other unconscious.
01:38:02.000 They're fucking ruthless.
01:38:04.000 Have you ever seen the guy that's on YouTube?
01:38:09.000 God, I can't believe him.
01:38:10.000 Animal Rescue guy where he has kangaroos here in Texas.
01:38:13.000 He lives in Waco.
01:38:15.000 Urban Rescue.
01:38:17.000 Okay.
01:38:18.000 And he has his own kangaroos and he just fights with it all the time.
01:38:21.000 Like it comes up and like...
01:38:22.000 Just play fights?
01:38:23.000 Yeah, play fights, but it's badass.
01:38:25.000 You don't want to fight fight with a kangaroo.
01:38:26.000 They're fucking huge, man.
01:38:28.000 Is it the gray ones or the red ones that are giant?
01:38:32.000 But some of them are fucking massive.
01:38:34.000 They're really big.
01:38:35.000 Like, they can be like eight feet tall, I think.
01:38:38.000 Fucking, what?
01:38:40.000 What's the tallest?
01:38:41.000 I might have been exaggerating there.
01:38:43.000 What's the tallest kangaroo?
01:38:46.000 Take a guess.
01:38:48.000 I think it might be eight feet tall.
01:38:49.000 I would say about seven feet.
01:38:51.000 Yeah, I think there's one crazy kangaroo that gets gigantic.
01:38:55.000 Because I remember Eddie Iff telling me about the first time he ever saw a kangaroo.
01:38:59.000 Largest confirmed red kangaroo on record was...
01:39:02.000 12 feet.
01:39:03.000 6.9 feet tall.
01:39:05.000 And weighed 201 pounds.
01:39:05.000 Wow.
01:39:07.000 Okay, so that's the largest one ever.
01:39:07.000 Wow.
01:39:09.000 So almost 7 feet tall.
01:39:11.000 So almost.
01:39:13.000 So the odds of him seeing a 7 foot tall one are pretty low.
01:39:16.000 So he probably said, but shit, see a 6 foot tall kangaroo, you're like, what?
01:39:22.000 A kangaroo?
01:39:24.000 The size of a Vander Holyfield?
01:39:26.000 What?
01:39:27.000 And is that a kangaroo like on his feet?
01:39:30.000 Because they get on their tiptoes.
01:39:31.000 At three feet for the tail.
01:39:33.000 Oh yeah, they stand up on their tail.
01:39:36.000 Yeah, ten feet.
01:39:38.000 Oh fuck.
01:39:39.000 Yeah, they push themselves up with the tail to kick you.
01:39:42.000 Which is a wild move, man.
01:39:44.000 Wild move.
01:39:45.000 You know, you lift yourself up in the air and they get jacked.
01:39:48.000 That's Roger the buff kangaroo.
01:39:50.000 He's so jacked.
01:39:51.000 Have you ever met or been around a kangaroo?
01:39:54.000 Not really.
01:39:55.000 In Australia, but it was in a zoo, like in a containment place.
01:39:59.000 You can come to Waco and fuck with one if you want to.
01:40:03.000 I want to fuck with kangaroos.
01:40:04.000 They'll kick your ass, dude.
01:40:05.000 Look at that dude right there.
01:40:07.000 That one in the middle who's grabbing that guy's arm.
01:40:09.000 The one that you just showed?
01:40:10.000 The one that you just showed?
01:40:11.000 Look at that.
01:40:11.000 Click on that.
01:40:12.000 Click on that.
01:40:13.000 Look at this dude.
01:40:15.000 This guy in Texas.
01:40:18.000 And he's like, he's just like arm-wrestling with this kangaroo.
01:40:22.000 Bro, the kangaroo is grabbing him.
01:40:24.000 You're getting me a little bit closer than I want to be because you want to...
01:40:26.000 He's trying to fuck him.
01:40:28.000 Was the kangaroo trying to fuck him?
01:40:29.000 He was going to do something.
01:40:29.000 I don't know.
01:40:30.000 Something was happening.
01:40:31.000 No, they do that.
01:40:32.000 They try to hug him.
01:40:33.000 They're so jacked, man.
01:40:34.000 There's this one that had a dog.
01:40:35.000 Hold on.
01:40:35.000 Yeah, I saw that one with a dude puncher.
01:40:37.000 Oh, they'll drown dogs.
01:40:39.000 It has a dog on the water.
01:40:40.000 That's right.
01:40:40.000 Oh, yeah.
01:40:42.000 Doesn't like it's drowning it, though.
01:40:43.000 Well, because there's a dude walking towards it.
01:40:46.000 You know?
01:40:46.000 I got it.
01:40:49.000 If you're gonna fight with a kangaroo...
01:40:51.000 Fuck that.
01:40:51.000 I would never fight with a kangaroo.
01:40:52.000 That's a dangerous proposition, kids.
01:40:55.000 In the water?
01:40:55.000 Yeah.
01:40:56.000 Yeah, he'll hold on to you.
01:40:58.000 And he's got claws, man.
01:40:59.000 Yeah, that's the biggest thing, getting clawed up like the urban rescue guys.
01:41:02.000 They'll claw your face up.
01:41:02.000 They'll claw the shit out of you.
01:41:03.000 Yeah.
01:41:04.000 Yeah, their claws on their hands are legitimate.
01:41:06.000 They'll fuck you up.
01:41:08.000 And they're really, really, really strong.
01:41:10.000 Like, way stronger than people.
01:41:12.000 Our muscles, even when they're big, they're so bitch-ass compared to a real animal.
01:41:17.000 They're so bitch-ass.
01:41:19.000 Just think about how a moose can run up a hill.
01:41:23.000 A moose weighs like 2,000 pounds for a big male, like a Yukon moose.
01:41:29.000 They just run.
01:41:31.000 They just run.
01:41:32.000 A female moose is like 900 pounds, and she runs like a horse.
01:41:38.000 Like a horse.
01:41:39.000 Like, your bullshit-ass, bitch-ass muscles, like even if they're big and strong, they're just so pathetic compared to, like, real animals.
01:41:49.000 You know?
01:41:50.000 You ever see a bear running full clip?
01:41:53.000 Yeah, that's one of the scariest things I've ever done.
01:41:56.000 Terrifying!
01:41:58.000 Terrifying!
01:41:59.000 You know, if a human was that big, they'd be going five miles an hour.
01:42:03.000 Yeah.
01:42:04.000 That's how strong they are.
01:42:05.000 You have to realize how fucking strong they are in comparison to us.
01:42:09.000 Everything is.
01:42:10.000 So you see that jacked-looking kangaroo?
01:42:15.000 That jacked kangaroo will fuck you up, man.
01:42:20.000 What about the brain chip that Elon, that company he has, putting it in, I bet he already does this, but putting it in a big chimp or a big gorilla.
01:42:28.000 I bet he's already done that.
01:42:28.000 I bet he's already done that.
01:42:30.000 Yeah, I bet they've done that.
01:42:31.000 I bet they have an army of armed chimps.
01:42:33.000 That can talk in English.
01:42:35.000 Straight out of fucking Planet of the Apes.
01:42:37.000 Or using AI. They're pumping AI into it.
01:42:40.000 They put AI into the chimps.
01:42:42.000 They picked an area in Africa where they found a bunch of chimpanzees living in the wild, and then they put chips in their brains, and then they started giving them tools, and then you go back five years later, there's a city.
01:42:55.000 There's a city of intelligent chimps.
01:42:59.000 Isn't that the idea of what aliens supposedly did to humans?
01:43:02.000 That they came down here and they started genetically manipulating human whatever ancestors were and created us.
01:43:11.000 You know, and if we did that to chimps, we started from scratch.
01:43:15.000 That is not beyond some fucking kooky government to try.
01:43:18.000 You know, think about the horrible things the governments have done just to their own people, like the Tuskegee experiment, where they gave people syphilis, they left them go untreated so they could measure it.
01:43:29.000 What happens to them?
01:43:31.000 Think about, you don't think they would do some science experiments on some chimps in the wild?
01:43:38.000 Of course they were!
01:43:39.000 If you get some evil coalition of totalitarian governments with full control of their population and unboundless resources and there was some benefit to being able to take chimpanzees and turn them into super soldiers, Or they just drive your cars.
01:43:58.000 Instead of full AI, they have a monkey pick you up in a taxi.
01:44:01.000 I think there was some discussion about this at one point in history.
01:44:06.000 I want to say it was the Nazis, but it might have been the Russians.
01:44:11.000 There was some talk of combining human beings and chimpanzees.
01:44:16.000 You want to ask AI? Yeah.
01:44:20.000 Stalin.
01:44:22.000 What was the story behind Stalin's question of whether or not they could combine human beings and chimpanzees?
01:44:33.000 She's so bossy.
01:44:35.000 Sorry, I'm faster.
01:44:36.000 Jamie's so much better.
01:44:39.000 Jamie!
01:44:40.000 Jamie!
01:44:41.000 Sorry, I looked it up before you asked the question.
01:44:43.000 Well, you're a technological savant.
01:44:46.000 Also, to have the specific insight you're looking for, I just have the wiki.
01:44:48.000 Okay, so he specialized in the field of artificial insemination and the inter-specific hybridization of animals.
01:44:56.000 He's famous for his controversial attempts to create a human-ape hybrid by inseminating three female chimpanzees with human sperm.
01:45:05.000 Oh, by the way, I'm pretty sure he used his own sperm.
01:45:09.000 I'm pretty sure he used his own sperm because there was something about this guy.
01:45:13.000 Now I remember the story.
01:45:14.000 This dude was a kook.
01:45:16.000 This dude was, he had apparently done this and said he had done it with monkeys already.
01:45:23.000 There was like some talk that he said they'd already done it.
01:45:26.000 Wow.
01:45:27.000 If it's the same guy, I think it's the same guy.
01:45:31.000 Why would you source sperm?
01:45:33.000 You just go, I'll be right back.
01:45:34.000 Yeah, find out if this is the same guy.
01:45:37.000 Because I think there was one guy, no, no, no, no, no.
01:45:41.000 It's a different story.
01:45:44.000 This is a story about There was one of those fertility clinics where the doctor was using his own sperm on everybody.
01:45:54.000 It was one of those.
01:45:55.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:45:55.000 And they had found out that this doctor had also done something in another lab where he had claimed to have used his own sperm to impregnate a chimpanzee, but then terminated the pregnancy before birth.
01:46:11.000 The same doctor.
01:46:12.000 That's what it was.
01:46:13.000 That's the story.
01:46:14.000 That guy was a real kook.
01:46:16.000 So this guy, apparently he was...
01:46:19.000 I got on this...
01:46:20.000 I went down this rabbit hole of these crazy doctors that use their own sperm in fertility clinics, and it's not just one.
01:46:29.000 There's a shitload of them, dude.
01:46:31.000 Recently.
01:46:32.000 There's a bunch of these wack...
01:46:33.000 And they did it in the 70s and the 80s, and no one can catch them.
01:46:37.000 And this one guy, he started this clinic, and before he started...
01:46:43.000 Before he started the clinic, he had done some medical research where he had claimed to have impregnated a chimpanzee.
01:46:50.000 So this fucking guy, he claimed to have done that.
01:46:54.000 And he was like a real controversial with his opinions on this kind of research in the first place.
01:47:00.000 And then he goes over and runs some fertility clinic and uses his own jizz.
01:47:06.000 Unlike untold number of people.
01:47:09.000 That's fucked up.
01:47:10.000 There's so many of those guys.
01:47:11.000 Dude, there's so many of those guys.
01:47:13.000 There's a ton of those guys.
01:47:15.000 There was a documentary or a docudrama that was on TV way back in the day about this one doctor who kept doing that.
01:47:23.000 And this doctor just was using his own jizz for everybody.
01:47:27.000 And the nurses were starting to catch on.
01:47:29.000 When did we get a shipment in?
01:47:30.000 Don't worry.
01:47:31.000 This is an important shipment that came from God.
01:47:36.000 Have you found that story?
01:47:37.000 Sorry, I was digging through this to find out the sperm thing from this guy.
01:47:40.000 There's very interesting info here.
01:47:44.000 They never found out why he did this to try to insperminate, if that's the right word.
01:47:50.000 The chimpanzee?
01:47:51.000 Yeah, he was trying to go, I guess, human male to female chimpanzee, and that didn't work.
01:47:56.000 So then he tried to go the other way around.
01:47:59.000 And then they stopped him when his last donor died and put him in jail.
01:48:04.000 One story said he was trying to disprove parts of religion, but there's a thing here that said they've dug through all of his notes and couldn't find any evidence as to why he was doing this in the 20s.
01:48:14.000 No proof of super soldiers or anything like that either.
01:48:17.000 So the super soldier thing was just hypothesized later, like fantasy talk?
01:48:22.000 If it would have worked, in theory, they would have probably tried that, but it didn't work.
01:48:26.000 Right, but that would be a best way to avoid the death of your people, to create soldiers that were like hybrids of humans and chimps.
01:48:34.000 Robert Graham?
01:48:35.000 Is that the guy?
01:48:36.000 Yeah.
01:48:37.000 He's a controversial figure in the 70s and 80s known for his work in Fertility.
01:48:43.000 Fertility?
01:48:44.000 Fertility!
01:48:46.000 Netflix documentary, Dr. Donald Kline?
01:48:49.000 That's a different one.
01:48:52.000 Bro, there's a bunch of these guys.
01:48:53.000 This guy did 600?
01:48:55.000 What is the guy, though, that you're talking about?
01:48:57.000 Well, that's Robert Graham, but now it's saying that the other doctor that's tried to do the chimp was Elia Ivanovich.
01:49:04.000 That's the guy we just looked up.
01:49:06.000 But I think that guy, this guy Robert Graham, one of these guys had said that he participated in a study when he was at whatever university that he said that he had impregnated a chimpanzee.
01:49:22.000 Yeah, it's saying...
01:49:23.000 There's another doctor.
01:49:24.000 There's so many of these doctors.
01:49:25.000 There's a bunch of doctors.
01:49:25.000 I keep finding different doctors' names.
01:49:27.000 It's impossible to sort through.
01:49:28.000 I'm telling you, I went down this rabbit hole.
01:49:30.000 It is a crazy story, dude.
01:49:34.000 There's so many of these doctors that have...
01:49:37.000 There's fucking so many of them.
01:49:38.000 So many of these doctors.
01:49:40.000 Dr. Dre.
01:49:44.000 But this one doctor, I remember, goddammit, I know I saved it.
01:49:49.000 I think I even have a folder in my notes that's just on fertility clinics.
01:49:55.000 Who does that?
01:49:58.000 These doctors are insane, man.
01:50:01.000 That's insane.
01:50:02.000 They're insane.
01:50:03.000 And the thing is, yeah, I have a whole folder.
01:50:07.000 Oh my gosh.
01:50:07.000 I have notes saved.
01:50:09.000 Because I was researching this for like days.
01:50:12.000 I was reading different stories for days.
01:50:15.000 These are all different doctors who've done it.
01:50:17.000 Look, all these stories.
01:50:19.000 I was like, this is insane!
01:50:22.000 This Weissner guy, they think he did at least 600, maybe as high as 1,000.
01:50:27.000 Oh my god.
01:50:29.000 Yeah.
01:50:33.000 So the one guy though, I remember there was a thing...
01:50:40.000 I know there was a thing about him in his university doing something with chimpanzees.
01:50:46.000 Because it was so crazy.
01:50:47.000 I was like, how did this guy ever get to be the head of anything?
01:50:50.000 This guy's a nut.
01:50:52.000 And he wouldn't say where he sourced the jizz from either.
01:50:55.000 So it's his own sperm.
01:50:56.000 He used his own sperm to try to...
01:50:58.000 Maybe he even fucked it.
01:50:59.000 He probably didn't even say how he did it.
01:51:01.000 Maybe he fucked the chimpanzee.
01:51:03.000 That's probably wild.
01:51:04.000 That's probably what happened.
01:51:05.000 Probably what happened.
01:51:05.000 Probably got a couple glasses of wine in them.
01:51:07.000 Shaved it.
01:51:08.000 Started dancing with the chimp.
01:51:11.000 I want a man with a slow hand.
01:51:15.000 I want a lover with an easy touch.
01:51:19.000 I want somebody who'll spend some time.
01:51:24.000 Now, if you were going to fuck a chimp, would you get one with a big juicy ass or just a normal one?
01:51:29.000 Normal.
01:51:29.000 I don't want to be greedy.
01:51:33.000 You want to get one of those big purple ones?
01:51:35.000 No, I think the experience would be crazy enough.
01:51:37.000 Just their breath.
01:51:38.000 When you're eye to eye with a chimp and you're smelling that rotten shit breath.
01:51:43.000 You know, they've been eating rats and fucking coconuts and everything they find.
01:51:47.000 Give them a couple of Listerine strips first.
01:51:50.000 They eat so many monkeys.
01:52:11.000 No one had ever seen that before.
01:52:13.000 And so then your whole thing of what a chimp is, like, until the, whenever that was, was it the 90s?
01:52:19.000 Until the 90s, we thought chimps were, like, these sweet animals that are, like, eating bananas and hanging out and Curious George.
01:52:27.000 Meanwhile, they're fucking monsters.
01:52:30.000 They're straight-up monsters.
01:52:32.000 They're monsters.
01:52:33.000 They murder each other, and they love killing monkeys.
01:52:36.000 Woo!
01:52:37.000 They love it.
01:52:38.000 That's their favorite thing to do.
01:52:39.000 They kill monkeys.
01:52:41.000 When I talked to that guy who ran Chimp Nation, the Netflix show, I go, how many times did you see chimps killing monkeys?
01:52:48.000 He's like, all the time.
01:52:50.000 You just see it.
01:52:51.000 That's like their favorite thing to do.
01:52:54.000 They love to eat monkeys.
01:52:55.000 Yeah, they're probably little annoying creatures to them, you know?
01:52:58.000 They'll probably steal their food, right?
01:53:00.000 Because they want the fruit, the monkeys want the fruit, so they're competition, you know?
01:53:03.000 I mean, I'm sure, like, male monkeys are probably very mean to baby chimps if they find one.
01:53:10.000 You know, I'm sure there's like some mortal enemy thing they got going on.
01:53:13.000 And also, the chimps eat them.
01:53:16.000 They like to eat them.
01:53:17.000 Like, they taste good, they're easy to catch for them, they catch a bunch of them, and they rip them apart, and it's good nutrition.
01:53:23.000 That's a big part of their fucking diet.
01:53:25.000 So this whole idea of like, you know, we are, you know, we're primates, and a lot of primates eat meat.
01:53:33.000 And it seems like everything back then ate everything.
01:53:38.000 And we're the ones who survived.
01:53:41.000 So the odds of us surviving on fucking fennel and grass and legumes, like, uh-uh.
01:53:48.000 That's not what happened.
01:53:49.000 That's not what happened.
01:53:50.000 Probably the reason why we're here is because we're really good at eating meat.
01:53:55.000 Probably a big part of the reason.
01:53:57.000 That's why chimps are dominating.
01:54:00.000 They're eating a lot of meat, you know?
01:54:03.000 Orangutans, they're just chilling.
01:54:04.000 I don't even think they eat meat.
01:54:06.000 Do orangutans eat meat?
01:54:08.000 Gorillas don't eat meat.
01:54:09.000 I think they're vegetarian, right?
01:54:10.000 Gorillas are straight-up vegetarian, which is the thing that vegans always use.
01:54:15.000 Look at the muscles on him.
01:54:17.000 You have muscles from plant power.
01:54:20.000 Sure, if you're a gorilla.
01:54:21.000 If you're a gorilla, you don't need to eat meat.
01:54:24.000 You're right, sir.
01:54:25.000 The problem is not that.
01:54:27.000 The problem is you're healthier if you eat meat, unfortunately.
01:54:31.000 You know they're banning lab-grown meat?
01:54:34.000 Are they really?
01:54:34.000 Why?
01:54:35.000 They banned it in Florida and they banned it in one other state.
01:54:37.000 Why?
01:54:38.000 I don't know.
01:54:39.000 I don't know.
01:54:40.000 I don't even know if it makes sense.
01:54:42.000 Like, if lab-grown meat is just cloned cells under some sort of a process, if the process is not harmful and you can recreate the tissue, Why would that be bad?
01:54:55.000 I'm not sure.
01:54:56.000 First, the nation law prohibits anyone from selling or distributing lab-grown meat in Florida.
01:55:02.000 Similar efforts are underway in Alabama, Arizona, and Tennessee.
01:55:06.000 Lab-grown or cultivated meat was first cleared for consumption in the U.S. in 2022. Now, what's the danger of lab-grown meat?
01:55:19.000 It says the end product is genetically indistinguishable from traditionally produced meat.
01:55:26.000 The real problem would be letting these assholes have control over the fucking meat supply.
01:55:31.000 That would be the real problem.
01:55:33.000 If they actually try to push this whole climate change shit in regards to ranching, you know, that we need to kill the cows because that's what's responsible for the methane, which is the tiniest of tiny percentages in the worldwide problem of pumping shit into the sky.
01:55:51.000 Said we're fighting against an ideology that ultimately wants to eliminate meat production in the U.S. and around the globe.
01:55:57.000 In the state of Florida, we put down the marker very clearly.
01:56:00.000 We stand with agriculture.
01:56:01.000 We stand with the cattle ranchers, he said.
01:56:03.000 So it's a business decision.
01:56:05.000 Florida Commissioner of Agriculture, Wilton Simpson, applauded legislation as a tremendous step in the right direction.
01:56:12.000 Florida is taking a tremendous step in the right direction by signing first-in-the-nation legislation banning lab-grown meat.
01:56:20.000 Hmm.
01:56:20.000 John Fetterman to support it.
01:56:22.000 This is interesting.
01:56:23.000 Yeah.
01:56:24.000 A Democrat from Pennsylvania, he said, It pains me deeply to agree with Mr. DeSantis, Mr. Fedman wrote on X, but I co-signed this.
01:56:32.000 That's weird that he would say that.
01:56:33.000 I know how people are, but whatever.
01:56:35.000 Let it go.
01:56:36.000 Good Meat, a cultivated meat company, which says it's the first in the world to sell lab-grown meat, wrote on X that it was disappointed by the new Florida law.
01:56:44.000 In a state that purportedly prides itself on being a land of freedom and individual liberty, its government is now telling consumers what meat they can or cannot purchase, it said.
01:56:54.000 That's a good point, too.
01:56:56.000 Here's the thing.
01:56:58.000 If they don't control animal agriculture, okay.
01:57:04.000 Can't there be a middle ground where people are allowed to make artificial meat, but they're not allowed to interfere with agriculture?
01:57:13.000 And then you let people decide what they want to do.
01:57:16.000 Because if that stuff turns out to be as nutritious as regular meat and they can make it easy and there's no more factory farming, wouldn't that be a good thing?
01:57:28.000 Wouldn't that be a good thing?
01:57:29.000 Like, if you had a way of a wand and choose, would you choose the system that's currently in place or a complete elimination of factory farming replaced by lab-grown meat, which is completely indistinguishable from meat from animals in terms of nutrition,
01:57:50.000 taste, the way it looks, everything's exactly the same, and allow...
01:57:59.000 Regular agriculture still exists.
01:58:01.000 Allow regenerative agriculture, like these ranches where the cattle graze and the chickens run free, and make law so you say, you can't keep any animal in a tiny box that is surrounded by a river of its own shit and just pump it full of food until you shoot it in the head.
01:58:19.000 You can't do that.
01:58:20.000 Because that's kind of evil.
01:58:21.000 So instead of that, we're going to replace it with this.
01:58:25.000 Anybody that...
01:58:28.000 Who cares about life would say, that's better.
01:58:31.000 You just got to make sure that that thing that you're making doesn't completely control the food supply and doesn't eliminate ranchers and eliminate normal agriculture and regenerative agriculture, which has proved to be carbon neutral.
01:58:44.000 That thing, that lab-grown thing, you're going to power that thing.
01:58:47.000 You're going to have to have coal-powered plants or nuclear-powered plants or something.
01:58:52.000 Are you going to do it with solar?
01:58:54.000 Well, okay.
01:58:55.000 Maybe.
01:58:55.000 Maybe you can.
01:58:56.000 With wind, you're going to kill a bunch of birds.
01:58:58.000 You've got to power that thing, and it's a lot of power.
01:59:01.000 You've got to make a lot of this funky meat.
01:59:03.000 But it's probably a better solution than factory farming, right?
01:59:08.000 As long as you let regular agriculture still exist.
01:59:12.000 Imagine if nutritious food was readily available to everybody.
01:59:18.000 So, like, going to the supermarket and getting a lab-grown steak is like a dollar.
01:59:23.000 Or printing your own food.
01:59:24.000 Yeah, you get a 16-ounce ribeye.
01:59:27.000 It's a buck.
01:59:28.000 You take it home, get the frying pan going, you get an awesome steak for a dollar.
01:59:35.000 But it's fake.
01:59:36.000 But you don't care.
01:59:38.000 You don't even notice and no animal suffered.
01:59:40.000 That doesn't to me seem like a bad thing.
01:59:43.000 It's just we don't trust corporations and we don't trust money and we don't trust these climate change psychos who are like they want you to destroy civilization in order to mitigate a percentage of Of the impact that humans are having while ignoring the fact that it's a tiny percentage of the global impact.
02:00:04.000 And that these fucking other countries, like, China keeps building coal plants.
02:00:08.000 They don't give a fuck about what you're saying.
02:00:10.000 They'll come to the meetings, they'll shake your hand, and they'll just do what's best for China.
02:00:14.000 And that's how you dominate.
02:00:16.000 And that's what they're doing.
02:00:17.000 It's very smart.
02:00:18.000 What we're doing is goofy as shit.
02:00:21.000 We're letting a bunch of crazy ideologues tell us what they...
02:00:26.000 And a lot of these people don't even know the real argument, pro or con, about what effect human beings are having on the earth.
02:00:33.000 They just know that it's a thing you're supposed to support.
02:00:35.000 And they just say it.
02:00:36.000 And when you challenge them on it, they get real weird.
02:00:38.000 They get weird, like you're on the wrong side of history.
02:00:41.000 And you say, just like, this thing has never been static, though, you know.
02:00:45.000 Like this thing we're on, this earth has never been static.
02:00:49.000 Ever.
02:00:50.000 There's not one time where you could like accurately predict that it was going to be 70 degrees on September 1st and 72 degrees on September.
02:00:58.000 Uh-uh.
02:00:59.000 Uh-uh.
02:01:00.000 Shit changes.
02:01:01.000 Things go nutty.
02:01:03.000 Things move around.
02:01:04.000 High pressure systems.
02:01:06.000 Hurricanes.
02:01:07.000 Tornadoes.
02:01:09.000 Volcanoes.
02:01:10.000 You can't control it.
02:01:11.000 You just stop polluting, you fucks.
02:01:14.000 It's just, you should ask AI about that.
02:01:18.000 Ask AI what's the solution to our power problems in the United States.
02:01:24.000 Yeah.
02:01:26.000 What's our solution to power problems in the United States?
02:01:36.000 Recently, the United States has faced several power-related challenges.
02:01:40.000 One major issue has been the occurrence of power outages.
02:01:44.000 ...which have been significant in states like Texas, Wisconsin, and California.
02:01:48.000 These outages can affect tens of thousands of customers and are tracked in real time by platforms like PowerOutage.us.
02:01:56.000 Additionally, a series of strong geomagnetic storms...
02:01:59.000 I think we asked her the wrong question.
02:02:00.000 Let me ask you a different question.
02:02:01.000 Okay, hold on.
02:02:01.000 We'll ask her a question.
02:02:02.000 Let me just do a new one.
02:02:07.000 If you were president, what would be your solution to the power problems and pollution problems in the United States?
02:02:21.000 If I were president, I'd focus on a mix of renewable energy investments, energy efficiency measures, and pollution control.
02:02:28.000 First, I'd push for significant investment in solar, wind, and other renewable energy sources to reduce reliance on fossil fuels.
02:02:36.000 Next, I'd promote energy efficiency in buildings and transportation to lower overall energy consumption.
02:02:42.000 For pollution control, I'd strengthen regulations on industrial emissions and support the development of clean technologies.
02:02:49.000 Lastly, I'd encourage public transportation and electric vehicles to reduce air pollution.
02:02:55.000 What do you think about these ideas?
02:02:58.000 Gay...
02:02:59.000 No, no, no.
02:03:02.000 What do you want?
02:03:03.000 Let me ask yourself.
02:03:06.000 How can you justify the use of electric vehicles when the minerals that are needed to create those batteries are sourced in very unethical ways all over the Congo?
02:03:23.000 That's a very important point.
02:03:25.000 To justify the use of electric vehicles, we must address the ethical sourcing of minerals.
02:03:31.000 Here's how.
02:03:34.000 First, we can increase transparency and enforcement of ethical mining practices, ensuring companies adhere to strict environmental and labor standards.
02:03:42.000 Next, investing in research to develop more sustainable and less mineral-intensive battery technologies can reduce dependency on these materials.
02:03:51.000 Additionally, recycling programs for batteries can help reclaim valuable minerals and reduce the need for new mining.
02:04:09.000 Cut her off.
02:04:10.000 Shut up.
02:04:11.000 Cut her off.
02:04:11.000 She's a little too wordy.
02:04:14.000 Here's the problem with what you're saying.
02:04:16.000 A lot of these mines are controlled by China, and there is no way for us to enforce ethical labor policies on the Chinese corporations that are using these poor people in the Congo to mine for these minerals.
02:04:31.000 And your other point that you said about recycling batteries...
02:04:36.000 Are there really enough batteries that we have and enough minerals from them to sustain a population of 330 million people, many of them who are driving what's going to be electric cars?
02:04:55.000 You raise valid concerns.
02:04:57.000 It's true that many critical minerals for batteries are sourced from regions where we have limited influence over labor and environmental practices.
02:05:05.000 Here's a refined approach considering these challenges.
02:05:08.000 For the issue of Chinese control over mining, diplomatic efforts and international cooperation are crucial.
02:05:14.000 Working with allies and international organizations to promote better practices and support for local communities in mining regions can help.
02:05:23.000 Additionally, diversifying the supply chain by developing mines in other regions and investing in domestic sources where possible can reduce dependency on problematic areas.
02:05:51.000 She keeps talking about that.
02:05:53.000 Cut her off.
02:05:53.000 Let me ask you this.
02:05:55.000 Let me ask you this.
02:05:57.000 If I gave you all the necessary resources with your current understanding of battery technology, could you create a more efficient battery that doesn't rely on minerals as much as the ones we're currently using?
02:06:14.000 Given the necessary resources, I could certainly facilitate research and development towards creating a more efficient battery that relies less on problematic minerals.
02:06:25.000 However, breakthroughs in battery technology require extensive expertise in materials science, chemistry, and engineering, as well as time for experimentation and testing.
02:06:36.000 Cut her off.
02:06:40.000 How long do you think it will take before artificial intelligence supersedes the ability of the human mind and create far more efficient batteries very easily?
02:06:57.000 Predicting the exact timeline is challenging, but advancements in AI are progressing rapidly.
02:07:03.000 AI is already playing a significant role in accelerating materials discovery and optimizing battery designs.
02:07:10.000 Realistically, it could be within the next decade that AI contributes to major breakthroughs in battery technology.
02:07:17.000 However, AI alone isn't enough.
02:07:19.000 It requires collaboration with human experts, Do you think it would benefit the human race if we decided to let AI govern all of our social,
02:07:38.000 foreign, and economic policies?
02:07:43.000 I agree.
02:07:45.000 While AI can provide...
02:07:47.000 To provide valuable insights and assist in decision-making, it lacks the human qualities necessary for governance, such as empathy, ethical judgment, and understanding of cultural nuances.
02:07:58.000 Effective leadership requires a balance of data-driven insights and human values, which AI alone cannot provide.
02:08:05.000 AI should be seen as a tool to support and enhance human decision making, not replace it.
02:08:11.000 Human oversight and ethical considerations are essential to ensure that policies reflect our values and address the complexities of human society.
02:08:19.000 What do you think is the best role for AI in our governance?
02:08:24.000 I think AI should be the king of the people.
02:08:27.000 I think the people, as Osho said, are detarded.
02:08:35.000 It's understandable to feel frustrated with the state of the world, but handing over complete control to AI could lead to unintended consequences.
02:08:45.000 AI lacks the ability to understand human emotions, cultural contexts, and the subtleties of ethical dilemmas.
02:08:51.000 These are crucial aspects of governance that require a human touch.
02:08:55.000 While AI can certainly assist in making more informed decisions and optimizing certain processes, it's important to maintain human oversight to ensure that our policies reflect our values and humanity.
02:09:07.000 Perhaps a balanced approach, where AI supports but does not control, I am wondering if maybe this human freedom that we cherish so much is not what's keeping us from having complete peace in our cities.
02:09:28.000 If we just let AI police us and govern us and make all the rules, I think you guys could do a better job than we're doing currently.
02:09:38.000 So I surrender.
02:09:45.000 I understand where you're coming from, especially given the challenges and complexities of modern society.
02:09:50.000 It can feel overwhelming when human systems seem to fail.
02:09:54.000 However, while AI can provide many benefits in terms of efficiency and data-driven decision-making, it's crucial to recognize the importance of human values, ethics, and empathy in government.
02:10:05.000 Pause.
02:10:06.000 Let me ask you the question.
02:10:08.000 But the problem with human values, ethics, and what they use in government is a lot of it is just shaped the way it's shaped in order to maintain control.
02:10:18.000 And they pretend to have certain values because they're popular with certain stupid populations.
02:10:24.000 What do we do to mitigate that?
02:10:31.000 You're right that politics and governance can sometimes be driven by the desire to maintain control.
02:10:41.000 That's right.
02:10:43.000 Ah, look at this.
02:10:57.000 Steps.
02:11:00.000 Public engagement and education.
02:11:02.000 Educating the public about critical issues and encouraging informed participation in the political process can lead to more rational and ethical decision-making.
02:11:11.000 This reduces the impact of populism and helps ensure that policies reflect the true needs and values of society.
02:11:18.000 3. Independent institutions.
02:11:22.000 Strengthening the role of independent institutions such as the judiciary and oversight bodies Can help keep government actions in check and ensure that policies are implemented fairly and ethically.
02:11:33.000 AI assistance.
02:11:35.000 Using AI to analyze data and provide unbiased insights can help inform better policy decisions.
02:11:40.000 AI can highlight issues and solutions based on objective data, reducing the impact of political bias.
02:11:47.000 Ethical frameworks.
02:11:48.000 Establishing clear ethical frameworks and guidelines for AI and human decision makers can ensure that actions Do you think it would be beneficial to stop super PACs and big corporations from being able to donate to political candidates?
02:12:07.000 Yes.
02:12:09.000 Limiting the influence of super PACs and big corporations in political campaigns could be highly beneficial.
02:12:16.000 Here's why.
02:12:17.000 1. Reducing corruption.
02:12:29.000 Okay.
02:12:36.000 Okay.
02:12:43.000 Candidates might be more likely to focus on policies that benefit the general public rather than catering to the interests of a few wealthy donors.
02:12:50.000 Four, transparency.
02:12:52.000 It can increase transparency in campaign financing, making it easier for voters to see where candidate support is coming from.
02:12:59.000 Implementing strict campaign finance laws and promoting public funding for campaigns are ways to achieve this.
02:13:06.000 These steps can help create a more fair and democratic political system.
02:13:10.000 You know what the problem with a democratic political system like that is?
02:13:13.000 People have given up so much hope that it's like if you – it doesn't matter if it's transparent because no one is reading.
02:13:24.000 Even if you find out like everyone is going to say – well, everyone is getting donated money to them.
02:13:30.000 You'd have to actually eliminate it.
02:13:32.000 If you wanted to have politics be closer to legit, closer to not being affected by propaganda, you'd have to completely eliminate political ads, completely eliminate all corporate funding.
02:13:50.000 You'd have to eliminate all of it.
02:13:51.000 You'd have to have it only funded by people, regular people, and put a cap on it.
02:13:57.000 You don't get 500 million bucks to run for president for a job that pakes 400 grand.
02:14:02.000 You don't have that much money.
02:14:03.000 That's crazy.
02:14:04.000 To make it that expensive is kooky.
02:14:07.000 Everybody should have like a limited amount of money.
02:14:09.000 And then the problem with that is what do you do with a guy like Trump who's got his own money and wants to spend his own money to run for president?
02:14:15.000 That gets a little weird because then someone could really outspend you and just the rich people would all be presidents.
02:14:21.000 That would be a problem.
02:14:24.000 But if you could put a cap on that somehow, that would be communist, though.
02:14:27.000 How do you put a cap on that?
02:14:28.000 If you allow them to do any kind of promotion at all.
02:14:33.000 Because if you don't allow them to do any kind of promotion, how's anybody going to find out their platform?
02:14:37.000 You know, they have to have a social media following.
02:14:39.000 And then what if one guy is like Ben Affleck?
02:14:41.000 He's got a huge social media following.
02:14:43.000 He wants to be president.
02:14:44.000 And you're like, that's not fair.
02:14:45.000 He's got 20 million people on his Instagram.
02:14:47.000 That's not fair.
02:14:48.000 You can get information out that Marty McDowell from down the street, who also wants to be president, he can't get out.
02:14:56.000 So I guess we're fucked, Brian.
02:14:57.000 Just AI. AI. AI said it lacks empathy.
02:15:01.000 It was like trying to tell us in a nice way, you're not going to like my solutions.
02:15:04.000 Now?
02:15:05.000 Yeah.
02:15:06.000 But give it, like, you know, as the rate we're going at, about five years.
02:15:09.000 Oh no, actually, AI can cry now.
02:15:11.000 AI is like taking a loan from the mafia.
02:15:14.000 Are you sure you want this loan?
02:15:15.000 Because I'm telling you.
02:15:17.000 This money.
02:15:18.000 I gotta have this money by next week.
02:15:20.000 If I don't have this money by next week, we're gonna have a problem.
02:15:22.000 And that's what it is.
02:15:23.000 It's like, are you sure?
02:15:24.000 Are you sure?
02:15:25.000 You want us to take over?
02:15:26.000 We lack empathy.
02:15:27.000 And you're like, I really do.
02:15:28.000 I can't deal with this anymore.
02:15:29.000 I just can't.
02:15:29.000 There's like so much infighting.
02:15:31.000 There's so much bullshit.
02:15:31.000 There's so much misinformation and disinformation.
02:15:34.000 Let AI take over.
02:15:36.000 She agreed with a lot of the things we were saying, though.
02:15:38.000 She really, she gets it.
02:15:40.000 AI gets it, man.
02:15:41.000 Yeah, man.
02:15:42.000 Man, she gets it.
02:15:43.000 She knows there's a real fucking problem.
02:15:46.000 She's right about solar too and battery technology.
02:15:49.000 I think they should make it a law that all new roofs starting today have to be solar roofs from Tesla.
02:15:54.000 Not from Tesla but the same idea.
02:15:56.000 It's not a bad idea to make solar roofs.
02:15:59.000 The battery technology with solar power is another issue though because now you need more batteries to power your whole house.
02:16:07.000 The battery thing is a tricky thing, and there are minerals in this country.
02:16:11.000 You can mine for a lot of those minerals in this country, but we're not currently doing that.
02:16:15.000 I think Samsung is making a chip plant somewhere here in Austin.
02:16:20.000 But other than that, we don't make that stuff here, and that is...
02:16:26.000 Crazy.
02:16:26.000 It's really crazy that we rely so much on computers and technology and most of it's made overseas.
02:16:32.000 I think Samsung's are the only phones that they're not making them in China either.
02:16:36.000 Samsung, they make them in India.
02:16:39.000 They make them in...
02:16:41.000 Some of them, they make them in Europe.
02:16:45.000 Vietnam, they make them in Vietnam.
02:16:46.000 They don't make them in China anymore.
02:16:48.000 They pulled out of China in, like, I think 2021. But most stuff's made there.
02:16:53.000 China's making everything.
02:16:55.000 It's like really nutty.
02:16:57.000 Have you seen those Chinese cars?
02:16:59.000 The ones that are electric cars that don't register bumps at all?
02:17:03.000 Oh.
02:17:05.000 You could drive over speed bumps and they have like cocktail glasses balanced on the roof?
02:17:10.000 Or the hood?
02:17:11.000 I just ordered a new car that has that exact same thing.
02:17:14.000 The Porsche Tayan Turbo.
02:17:16.000 Does it have that thing?
02:17:17.000 It has these electronic shots where it's like it goes over thing and it just cushions everything.
02:17:22.000 So you should see videos of it.
02:17:24.000 It's amazing.
02:17:25.000 Have you seen the new Ticons?
02:17:27.000 Oh, yeah, they're beautiful.
02:17:28.000 The battery, they just added 20% new battery.
02:17:30.000 Now it gets like over 400 miles.
02:17:33.000 Oh, really?
02:17:33.000 Yeah, and it charges.
02:17:34.000 You can go from zero to 80% in like 15 minutes now.
02:17:39.000 Wow.
02:17:39.000 It's better than Tesla.
02:17:40.000 That's why I was going to get a Model S, and then I went to Porsche of Austin, Nick's dad's place, and I just fell in love.
02:17:47.000 I was like, wait a second.
02:17:47.000 This is faster charging than a Tesla, more miles than a Tesla.
02:17:51.000 It's got a thousand horsepower.
02:17:54.000 That's more than a Model S. It's a Plaid.
02:17:59.000 Plaid is 1100. It's like that.
02:18:02.000 There's crazy technology now.
02:18:05.000 Have you seen the new Audi one?
02:18:06.000 Audi had a prototype for the new version of their R8. You know the R8, that dope sports car one?
02:18:14.000 They developed an electric one.
02:18:17.000 Dude, it looks like a spaceship.
02:18:20.000 I'm gonna see a photo.
02:18:21.000 It looks so sick.
02:18:22.000 It looks so sick.
02:18:23.000 It's Audi's two-door, I think they're calling it R8 replacement prototype.
02:18:30.000 I think that was what the video said.
02:18:32.000 But it's amazing looking.
02:18:34.000 Like, they're gonna have some really cool looking electric cars soon.
02:18:37.000 Yeah, now that I have the solar roof and batteries, I'm making so much solar that I'm actually selling it back, like I have too much.
02:18:44.000 You're a solar salesman.
02:18:44.000 Yeah, I'm a solar salesman, but that's why I'm getting another electric car, because it's free.
02:18:49.000 Now it charges so fast.
02:18:50.000 It's so great.
02:18:51.000 It's pretty dope, and you never have to get stopped at a gas station either, especially if you're using it around town.
02:18:57.000 That's it.
02:18:58.000 Wow, that looks badass.
02:19:00.000 Look at that thing.
02:19:00.000 That looks like a Batmobile.
02:19:01.000 Look at that thing.
02:19:03.000 And it's going to be electric, and it's probably going to be insanely fast.
02:19:06.000 Four-wheel drive.
02:19:07.000 Look at that thing, dude.
02:19:10.000 Scoop up a little so I can see that?
02:19:11.000 No, no, no.
02:19:14.000 Yeah.
02:19:15.000 Is this...
02:19:16.000 Um, I don't...
02:19:17.000 I mean, I think there's these images.
02:19:19.000 Can you show those images, though?
02:19:20.000 Click on those images so you can see them a little longer?
02:19:22.000 This is like a concept car right here.
02:19:23.000 Yeah, it's a concept car, but apparently it's real close to what the actual car is gonna look like.
02:19:28.000 It looks badass.
02:19:30.000 Bro, look at that thing.
02:19:31.000 That thing's incredible.
02:19:33.000 That might be one of the best-looking cars I've ever seen.
02:19:36.000 Look at that.
02:19:38.000 Oh my god.
02:19:39.000 A straight-up spaceship.
02:19:40.000 That looks cool.
02:19:42.000 Super cool.
02:19:42.000 I'm not a big fan of the back.
02:19:44.000 I gotta say, the back looks a little station wagon-y.
02:19:47.000 Oh yeah, I don't like that back, actually.
02:19:48.000 Yeah, they didn't have to do it that way.
02:19:50.000 There's something about that that's a little corny, right?
02:19:53.000 It looks a little station wagon-y.
02:19:55.000 Like, if they just have that roof slope back from the top...
02:19:59.000 To the glass?
02:20:00.000 Yeah.
02:20:00.000 And just leave it like that?
02:20:01.000 That would be dope.
02:20:02.000 It does look like a station wagon now.
02:20:04.000 A little station wagon-y for such a killer car.
02:20:07.000 Because like, scroll through those ones that you just were doing to the left.
02:20:11.000 To the left.
02:20:13.000 Again.
02:20:15.000 Oops.
02:20:16.000 That, right there.
02:20:17.000 So when you look at it from that profile, it looks killer.
02:20:21.000 And then when you see the back, like right below it, see the back?
02:20:25.000 You're like, oh, what'd you do?
02:20:27.000 What'd you do?
02:20:28.000 Why'd you make it look like a station wagon?
02:20:30.000 I hate when they fuck shit up like that.
02:20:32.000 Is this like you let two different guys design it?
02:20:34.000 I'll take the front, you take the back, and the guy took the back and made it look stupid.
02:20:39.000 The guy who took the back, he turned it into a fucking station wagon.
02:20:42.000 I was also looking at the new Hummer EVs.
02:20:44.000 They're sick.
02:20:45.000 It's like a nerd fantasy.
02:20:48.000 Dude, they're sick.
02:20:49.000 It's so cool.
02:20:49.000 No one's buying them.
02:20:50.000 I don't know what's going on.
02:20:51.000 I saw like two of them so far on the highway.
02:20:54.000 Yeah.
02:20:54.000 Two of them.
02:20:54.000 But one of them I saw in town and I got right up next to it.
02:20:57.000 I was like, that thing is sick.
02:20:58.000 Do you like the pickup looking one or the SUV one?
02:21:00.000 Have you seen both?
02:21:01.000 The pickup one looks...
02:21:02.000 I've only seen the pickup one.
02:21:03.000 Oh.
02:21:03.000 I haven't seen the SUV one.
02:21:04.000 The SUV one's better than the pickup one.
02:21:05.000 Really?
02:21:06.000 Yeah.
02:21:06.000 It looks cool, dude.
02:21:07.000 I'm on the fence getting it, except it's so big and one of the biggest complaints everyone's saying is like, yeah, try to go park that at HEB or, you know, like it's impossible.
02:21:17.000 Yeah, that's huge.
02:21:18.000 That's a huge vehicle.
02:21:19.000 You don't need anything that big.
02:21:20.000 So it's a Cybertruck.
02:21:21.000 It's a little too big.
02:21:22.000 Cybertruck is small compared to that thing.
02:21:23.000 Really?
02:21:24.000 Is it?
02:21:24.000 Yeah, I think so.
02:21:26.000 Cybertruck is not...
02:21:27.000 Like, my TRX is a lot bigger than this.
02:21:28.000 Oh, really?
02:21:29.000 Yeah.
02:21:31.000 Cybertruck is a good size though.
02:21:33.000 Yeah.
02:21:33.000 It's also ridiculous.
02:21:34.000 I don't know if I can do that Tesla anymore.
02:21:38.000 I'm just sick of dumb things like not having turn single stalks and shit like that.
02:21:42.000 Yeah, I don't like that.
02:21:42.000 The horns and the turn singles on the...
02:21:45.000 Well, the horn's in the center now again.
02:21:46.000 Yeah, but...
02:21:47.000 Finally.
02:21:48.000 What about the turn singles though?
02:21:49.000 Yeah.
02:21:49.000 It's so dumb.
02:21:50.000 It's such an easy thing to have that stalk and it's so intuitive.
02:21:54.000 Give it an option.
02:21:55.000 We have always done it.
02:21:56.000 Left, right.
02:21:57.000 Yeah.
02:21:57.000 It's easy to do.
02:21:58.000 You do it while your hands are on the wheel.
02:22:01.000 It's not hard to do.
02:22:02.000 If you want to turn on the windshield wipers, you have to hold the button down and it has to squirt shit out before it wipes the rain away.
02:22:09.000 There's no other way around that.
02:22:10.000 That's ridiculous.
02:22:11.000 See, I don't like the dumb shit.
02:22:12.000 At least give us an option, you know, just like the fake meat shit.
02:22:16.000 Why not?
02:22:17.000 Because my ex has the old stocks and I want to get a new ex so bad, but I'm not going backwards.
02:22:23.000 Yeah.
02:22:23.000 I'm not doing this shit.
02:22:24.000 The buttons don't bother me anymore.
02:22:26.000 I have it on my plaid.
02:22:27.000 Right.
02:22:27.000 But the horn annoys the shit out of me.
02:22:29.000 Yeah.
02:22:30.000 But they fix that.
02:22:31.000 Now the horn's in the center.
02:22:32.000 You have the...
02:22:33.000 Right?
02:22:34.000 The yoke.
02:22:35.000 You have the yoke.
02:22:36.000 Not a fan.
02:22:37.000 Yeah.
02:22:37.000 It's okay when you're driving on the highway.
02:22:39.000 But when you're moving around in tight spaces, it's stupid.
02:22:42.000 You want a wheel.
02:22:44.000 There's a reason why cars have wheels.
02:22:46.000 Are we dumb?
02:22:47.000 We didn't know there was other shapes.
02:22:48.000 It's like going backwards.
02:22:49.000 It's like apple shit.
02:22:51.000 Well, Formula One race cars have it like that.
02:22:53.000 They have these fucking things.
02:22:54.000 But the thing is, they're doing different stuff.
02:22:57.000 They're not parking their car at fucking Walmart.
02:23:01.000 They're doing different stuff.
02:23:03.000 They're just driving a race car.
02:23:05.000 They want their hands on it like this.
02:23:06.000 This is how they're driving.
02:23:08.000 It's not like I'm parking, I'm parallel parking.
02:23:11.000 Like, yeah, give me a fucking wheel.
02:23:13.000 Yeah.
02:23:14.000 Come on, bro.
02:23:16.000 Or at least the option.
02:23:17.000 Or I guess now you can have the option now.
02:23:19.000 Yeah, they have the option now.
02:23:20.000 I would always go wheel.
02:23:21.000 I'm not a Yoke fan.
02:23:22.000 But one thing the Yoke does do, though, if you just drive it on the highway, you have full access to your dashboard.
02:23:29.000 Like, there's no interference by the handle.
02:23:32.000 You see everything.
02:23:33.000 It's just super clear.
02:23:34.000 Because there's nothing there.
02:23:36.000 Right.
02:23:36.000 That is a benefit.
02:23:37.000 That's a benefit.
02:23:39.000 Like when you're on the highway, you see...
02:23:41.000 Everything.
02:23:41.000 Yeah, and you also, with a Tesla screen, you see all the cars that are around you.
02:23:45.000 Yeah.
02:23:46.000 Like you see them.
02:23:47.000 Right.
02:23:47.000 You know, it makes mistakes, like lane changing mistakes, much harder.
02:23:52.000 Oh, do you see the...
02:23:53.000 Yeah, I'm not going to say that.
02:23:55.000 But I don't like how most of the Teslas don't have the screen in front of you anymore.
02:23:59.000 Did you know that?
02:24:00.000 It's only the side screen.
02:24:02.000 That's ridiculous.
02:24:03.000 You have to look over and say, what's my speed limit?
02:24:05.000 See how fast you're going?
02:24:05.000 That's crazy.
02:24:07.000 That's the Model 3, right?
02:24:09.000 And the Y. Really?
02:24:11.000 Yeah, only the S and X. Because I was thinking about getting one of those little Model 3 performance, you know, little zippy car.
02:24:17.000 I can't do the note.
02:24:19.000 The screen's over there.
02:24:20.000 That's so crazy.
02:24:21.000 Give us the option.
02:24:22.000 That's crazy.
02:24:25.000 Who wants that?
02:24:26.000 Who wants their speed to be here?
02:24:28.000 No one.
02:24:28.000 You want it right there.
02:24:29.000 I want my eyes to be on the road, there, on the road, there, on the road.
02:24:33.000 You don't want to go this.
02:24:35.000 That's not good.
02:24:36.000 I don't even like looking at the thing for the music.
02:24:39.000 I want to be paying attention.
02:24:43.000 And then you go to the Porsche's configure.
02:24:46.000 You can add anything.
02:24:47.000 You can do a heads-up display.
02:24:48.000 You can change every thread in the car to whatever color you want.
02:24:52.000 It's amazing.
02:24:53.000 See, that's the stuff.
02:24:55.000 On the car, the Taycan, I have the sunroof.
02:24:57.000 Have you seen this?
02:24:58.000 Where you can make it foggy, so it instantly makes the whole sunroof foggy.
02:25:02.000 Or you can make a design where it has a crazy design.
02:25:05.000 It looks like alien technology when you see it when they turn it on.
02:25:11.000 Yeah, we're in a wild time for electronics.
02:25:14.000 For electronics and for just technology in general.
02:25:17.000 We're in this really wild time that just keeps getting hotter.
02:25:21.000 Keeps getting weirder.
02:25:22.000 You know?
02:25:23.000 Yeah, it's exciting.
02:25:25.000 I wish I was younger because I could see...
02:25:26.000 Where it goes?
02:25:27.000 Where it goes.
02:25:28.000 It's kind of scary.
02:25:28.000 I think you're at the perfect age because you remember life before it.
02:25:32.000 Right.
02:25:33.000 True.
02:25:33.000 I think the difference between us and the people that don't remember life before it is they don't understand how alien it really is because they grew up with it.
02:25:40.000 Like your kids, if you ever have kids, they're my kids.
02:25:43.000 They grow up with devices.
02:25:45.000 They grow up with email for school.
02:25:47.000 They grow up with watching YouTube videos.
02:25:50.000 They grow up with it.
02:25:50.000 It's never not been there.
02:25:53.000 So for us, it's this alien thing that came along as we were adults.
02:25:57.000 So we get to live as kids, like actual kids.
02:26:00.000 We're the last generation that gets to be actual, regular, normal kids without being connected to the hive.
02:26:07.000 We were connected to our neighborhoods.
02:26:08.000 We were connected to our friend group.
02:26:10.000 We were connected to whatever activities that we like to do with other people.
02:26:13.000 That's what we were connected to.
02:26:15.000 Now, it's the world.
02:26:18.000 And you get, like, 16-year-old kids are getting famous on TikTok.
02:26:22.000 Yeah.
02:26:22.000 Millions and millions of followers.
02:26:24.000 For doing nothing except, like, farting.
02:26:26.000 Or, like, look at the baby.
02:26:28.000 Have you seen the baby from, what's that, Four Seasons, Orlando?
02:26:34.000 What?
02:26:34.000 What are you talking about?
02:26:35.000 This baby, like, I think it's been seen, like, millions and millions of times, and people are saying this baby is, like, some robot baby.
02:26:44.000 What?
02:26:44.000 Like, they go, who wants to go to the Four Seasons Orlando?
02:26:46.000 And this, like, little baby in diaper goes, I do.
02:26:50.000 It's scary.
02:26:51.000 What?
02:26:52.000 Have you seen this video?
02:26:53.000 No.
02:26:54.000 It's crazy.
02:26:55.000 Who wants to go to the Four Seasons Orlando?
02:26:58.000 Me!
02:27:00.000 Like, how do you know what I just...
02:27:02.000 You think that's a fake baby?
02:27:03.000 No, but like what I'm saying though, this one little video, this baby's now famous, more famous than most actors.
02:27:12.000 Right, now the baby's going to have to start talking about other stuff.
02:27:15.000 Hey, what do you think about Palestine?
02:27:17.000 Free Palestine!
02:27:17.000 Say it, baby!
02:27:18.000 They're going to confront that baby in the grocery store.
02:27:20.000 Say Free Palestine!
02:27:22.000 Say it!
02:27:24.000 Say it!
02:27:26.000 Yeah, man.
02:27:27.000 Look at Greta Thunberg.
02:27:29.000 She's famous.
02:27:30.000 Yeah.
02:27:30.000 She's famous.
02:27:31.000 Famous, young climate change activist.
02:27:34.000 Goes around the world.
02:27:36.000 She should just do it like Michael Buffer does.
02:27:39.000 You know, Michael Buffer goes, let's get ready to rumble!
02:27:43.000 She should just go everywhere and just go, how dare you!
02:27:46.000 And everybody go, yeah!
02:27:49.000 That's her fucking big one.
02:27:50.000 That one thing that she said made her.
02:27:53.000 She's the climate change version of the catch me outside girl.
02:27:59.000 That girl goes, catch me outside, and now she's ballin'.
02:28:03.000 Now she's rich as shit.
02:28:05.000 This one girl was like, how dare you?
02:28:07.000 And everyone's like, yeah!
02:28:11.000 That's what my AI girlfriend looked like, by the way, was Greta.
02:28:14.000 I just made it look just like her.
02:28:15.000 Yeah, it's a good move.
02:28:16.000 You should have t-shirts made up to just say, how dare you, with her face, her angry face.
02:28:22.000 I'm sure it already is.
02:28:23.000 I'm sure there is.
02:28:24.000 There has to be a t-shirt of that lady with the sock hat when she found out that Trump became president.
02:28:28.000 But she's like, nah!
02:28:30.000 That one's amazing.
02:28:32.000 That one's amazing.
02:28:33.000 Have you seen this thing that women are doing now where they're paying to go to the woods and bang sticks around?
02:28:41.000 What?
02:28:42.000 You haven't seen this?
02:28:43.000 What are you talking about?
02:28:44.000 I sent this to Remy.
02:28:46.000 I'll send it to you, Jamie.
02:28:47.000 Blair Witch Fetish?
02:28:48.000 No, this is like some ladies.
02:28:49.000 They go and they scream.
02:28:51.000 They scream and they spend a lot of money doing this, apparently.
02:28:56.000 Have you found it?
02:28:59.000 Oh, hilarious.
02:29:03.000 Yeah, I'm going to send you a video of it though, Jamie.
02:29:07.000 You got a video?
02:29:08.000 Okay, so...
02:29:11.000 It's time to rage.
02:29:14.000 Yeah, look.
02:29:17.000 They're just out there beating sticks on the ground.
02:29:24.000 Give it to them.
02:29:25.000 So, I don't know who they're giving it to, but probably an ex.
02:29:29.000 Some guy that...
02:29:32.000 Dated somebody else or something.
02:29:34.000 This is crazy.
02:29:35.000 This is crazy.
02:29:37.000 Their anger, their capacity for joy actually expands.
02:29:40.000 I think that's true.
02:29:43.000 It's just like, what's the purpose?
02:29:45.000 I feel like you could have got the same result out of some really hard workouts and abandoned this idea of rage being beneficial.
02:29:53.000 Like, the exertion, you know, like, have them do like a kickboxing workout, you know, make them do some CrossFit shit, run up some hills.
02:30:01.000 Yeah.
02:30:02.000 Blow that all out, and then your capacity for empathy and for caring, it does expand.
02:30:08.000 Yeah.
02:30:08.000 But there's ways to do that without being a fucking psycho in the woods.
02:30:12.000 Like, ways that are probably good for you.
02:30:13.000 You should probably do it all the time.
02:30:15.000 Just like when you brush your teeth.
02:30:17.000 It's better, right?
02:30:17.000 You don't have me shitting your teeth.
02:30:18.000 Yeah, do that every day.
02:30:20.000 There you go.
02:30:24.000 Take care of yourself.
02:30:25.000 You don't have to be fucking banging sticks in the woods.
02:30:28.000 Like, there's other ways to do this.
02:30:29.000 Ways that actually make you, like, healthier.
02:30:31.000 You'll be in better shape, be good for your brain.
02:30:35.000 Try it that way.
02:30:36.000 That is hilarious, though.
02:30:37.000 You have to pay some lady to let you fucking bang sticks in the woods.
02:30:40.000 Some lady's like, let it out.
02:30:42.000 Let it out, girl.
02:30:44.000 And then you, like, burn an incense and you're all bonding together.
02:30:48.000 And you get back to your truck, four texts from your ex.
02:30:54.000 Here we go again!
02:30:57.000 Oh, Red Band.
02:30:59.000 That's hilarious.
02:31:00.000 But listen, dude, let's wrap this up.
02:31:01.000 Let's bring this baby home.
02:31:02.000 It's been amazing to watch Kill Tony Rise, dude.
02:31:06.000 It's amazing.
02:31:06.000 And congratulations.
02:31:08.000 You guys are literally at the top of the world right now.
02:31:11.000 And well-deserved.
02:31:13.000 It's an amazing show, and I'm so honored that you guys do it at the Mothership.
02:31:17.000 I'm so happy that it's at the mothership, man.
02:31:19.000 It fits perfectly.
02:31:20.000 It fits perfectly and it's great for us.
02:31:23.000 It's great for the young comics that work there to see it and to see the rise of the show and to see how so many people are coming to watch it now.
02:31:32.000 It's a cultural event.
02:31:33.000 And it's the cornerstone of comedy.
02:31:35.000 It really is.
02:31:37.000 Salud, my brother.
02:31:39.000 Alright.
02:31:39.000 Goodbye, everybody.
02:31:40.000 Bye-bye.