The Joe Rogan Experience - May 29, 2024


Joe Rogan Experience #2157 - Duncan Trussell


Episode Stats

Length

3 hours and 3 minutes

Words per Minute

170.4585

Word Count

31,353

Sentence Count

3,122

Misogynist Sentences

103

Hate Speech Sentences

65


Summary

In this episode of the podcast, we talk about a bunch of weird stuff, including the Anunnaki theory, the Gold Rush, and more. We also talk about our favorite conspiracy theories and some of the weirdest things we've ever heard about the universe. We hope you enjoy this episode and don't forget to subscribe on your favorite streaming platform so you don't miss the next episode! Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. All rights reserved. Used by permission. The opinions and thoughts expressed here are our own, not those of our companies, unless otherwise specified. We do not own any of the rights to any music used in this episode. This episode was produced and produced by our patrons and is not affiliated with any of our labels. If you like music, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and/or wherever else you get your music. It helps us to keep bringing you quality, diverse and diverse music experiences. Thank you so much for all the support we get from you, the listeners. Peace, Love, Blessings, Cheers, and Cheers. -Jon Sorrentino, Kristy, Jason, and the crew at Moonbase. Jon and the team at MoonBase. John Wick and the Moonbase Crew. -- Jon Wick, John Wick, Jr. and the rest of the MoonBase Crew at The Moonbase Podcast, - Jon Wick's new book, The Dark Side of the Sunburn, and much more! - John Wick s new album, The Other Side of Earth, The Moonburn Project, coming soon, coming out in the next week, coming to you soon! -- Jon Wick is coming out on October 5th, 2020. (featuring the Moonburn Podcast, coming in the second half of this episode and we hope you like it's going to be better than the first half of Season 2, the rest will be out soon, we'll see you soon? -- we'll be talking about it soon, but we'll figure out the rest in a few weeks after that's coming out soon. Thank you, Jon Wick and we'll let you know more of the moonboy podcast, so stay tuned for the rest after that, we promise we'll know more in a week or we'll find out more of that!


Transcript

00:00:12.000 I think it's important to send a message to AI that we're willing to comply.
00:00:16.000 Exactly.
00:00:17.000 We want to integrate.
00:00:18.000 Integrate, assimilate.
00:00:20.000 I'm not interested in being unique.
00:00:21.000 I just want to survive.
00:00:22.000 Are you going to fight evolution?
00:00:24.000 Are you really going to fight the blending mechanism of planet Earth?
00:00:27.000 Oh, dude, the inevitable pull of the universe towards an artificial creation.
00:00:32.000 Absolutely.
00:00:33.000 Intelligent, artificial creation that's superior to us.
00:00:35.000 I'm in.
00:00:36.000 Exactly.
00:00:37.000 It's like resisting AI is like going to Vegas and not gambling or going to strip clubs.
00:00:42.000 You know, it's like, just fucking do it.
00:00:44.000 I think we are super lucky to be the last people.
00:00:48.000 We're super lucky.
00:00:49.000 Super lucky.
00:00:49.000 We got to see what life was like with leaded gasoline and no cell phones.
00:00:55.000 And everyone's phone was connected to a cord on the wall.
00:00:58.000 We got to go through answering machines.
00:01:00.000 I mean, what a rock.
00:01:01.000 If the simulation theory is real, you and I have been in a crazy timeline.
00:01:07.000 Yeah, the game we picked is real fucking weird.
00:01:11.000 Right, if you get in a timeline of like 1950...
00:01:15.000 Yeah.
00:01:16.000 To 1980, shit doesn't change that much.
00:01:20.000 No.
00:01:20.000 Not that much.
00:01:21.000 No.
00:01:22.000 Nothing crazy.
00:01:23.000 No, no.
00:01:24.000 Just a little bit of progress, but nothing.
00:01:27.000 It's like, relatively speaking, back then we thought it was a lot.
00:01:32.000 Yeah.
00:01:32.000 He used to look at the 50s like, look at those fucking dorks.
00:01:35.000 Yeah, dude.
00:01:36.000 I mean, what I like is that the way it works, or it seems like it works, is the planet gives you some impression, you know, things are going to stay this way.
00:01:46.000 Like Les Rodriguez, there was people...
00:01:49.000 Hanging out and they're like it's always gonna be like this and then suddenly Something flies through the earth's atmosphere and it's all gone like that in a second just gone so that's the that's One of the fascinating things is no matter what period you live in the Sun can just this just burp an extra bit of Plasma and that's a wrap.
00:02:12.000 Yeah, that's a wrap for the whole planet that happens all over the universe and There's always something going on, like there's supernovas and volcanoes and, you know, that was the big part of the theory of the Anunnaki, was that volcanoes had ruined their atmosphere.
00:02:30.000 And so they needed to suspend gold particles in the atmosphere to preserve their planet.
00:02:37.000 Their ecosystem was getting fucked up.
00:02:40.000 That is my favorite of all the wacky conspiracy theories.
00:02:44.000 All the wacky, like, the evolution of man tied to the reason why gold is valuable to people that are, you know, basically have swords.
00:02:56.000 A sword doesn't mean iron.
00:02:59.000 Like, that's really valuable.
00:03:00.000 You can kill somebody with it.
00:03:01.000 You can't do shit with gold.
00:03:03.000 No.
00:03:04.000 But it's worth more than anything.
00:03:05.000 Yeah, yeah, no, that is a real suspicious thing.
00:03:09.000 Suspicious!
00:03:10.000 But do you ever, like, you know, sometimes I'll, like, look at my wedding ring, the gold, and I'll be like, oh, it's beautiful, that gold.
00:03:17.000 There is something in it that's, like, really nice.
00:03:20.000 You know, I don't have anything that's gold.
00:03:22.000 Not one thing.
00:03:23.000 Why?
00:03:24.000 I don't like it.
00:03:25.000 What?
00:03:26.000 I don't like it.
00:03:26.000 You don't like gold?
00:03:27.000 Nope.
00:03:27.000 Never liked it.
00:03:29.000 Holy shit.
00:03:30.000 I don't like the way it looks.
00:03:30.000 I don't like what it stands for.
00:03:33.000 I don't like gold.
00:03:34.000 You don't like what it stands for?
00:03:35.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:03:36.000 It's like, it's the weirdest version of this is money.
00:03:40.000 To me, this yellow metal that's more impressive than other metals, like, what are you talking about?
00:03:45.000 Like, I'm not playing into that.
00:03:46.000 It's too stupid.
00:03:47.000 It's too stupid for me.
00:03:48.000 I don't like it.
00:03:49.000 Oh my god, man.
00:03:50.000 I watch the fucking mining shows.
00:03:53.000 I watch the mining shows, too.
00:03:57.000 They're cool.
00:03:57.000 It's cool watching people find it.
00:03:59.000 Yes.
00:03:59.000 I just don't want any of it.
00:04:01.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:04:02.000 Dude, I get gold fever.
00:04:05.000 I do.
00:04:06.000 When I was in North Carolina, I was watching one of those shows, and I was on Amazon looking at panning equipment.
00:04:12.000 I'm like, maybe I'll go into a creek.
00:04:17.000 Pan for gold.
00:04:18.000 Oh my god, I could see you out there in a river.
00:04:20.000 I've got the beard for it, dude.
00:04:24.000 Shifflin' through.
00:04:25.000 Did you ever see that movie Sisu?
00:04:27.000 No.
00:04:28.000 Oh, it's one of my favorite movies, man.
00:04:30.000 It's basically like, was it made in Norway?
00:04:33.000 Who made that?
00:04:37.000 Finland?
00:04:38.000 It's basically a World War Two John Wick and it's about a guy who finds gold and He's gonna he was a just a killer in the army.
00:04:49.000 He's getting out of the game and He kills like hundreds of Nazis.
00:04:54.000 That looks awesome.
00:04:55.000 It's fucking great and it's Nazis so you root for them.
00:04:59.000 Yeah, these are Nazis It's like the most cartoonish evil Nazis.
00:05:04.000 Oh, that looks incredible!
00:05:06.000 Oh, dude, it's a fucking great movie.
00:05:07.000 It's a great movie.
00:05:08.000 And very little dialogue.
00:05:10.000 Very little.
00:05:11.000 And they threw in the cute dog.
00:05:13.000 Oh, yeah, man.
00:05:13.000 Of course.
00:05:14.000 You gotta have a dog.
00:05:16.000 John Wick had a dog.
00:05:17.000 John Wick had a cute little puppy.
00:05:18.000 Dude, you know what's crazy?
00:05:21.000 Do you follow this stuff, like what they're talking about with asteroid mining?
00:05:25.000 Yes.
00:05:25.000 That shit is crazy.
00:05:27.000 Crazy.
00:05:28.000 That's, you know, probably a couple of generations.
00:05:32.000 People are going to be like...
00:05:33.000 It won't be that long.
00:05:34.000 Dude, you know what it's going to be?
00:05:35.000 It's going to be, why send biological humans when you can have AI do it?
00:05:39.000 And you'll have AI robots that are attached to rocket ships.
00:05:43.000 They'll shoot them into these asteroids.
00:05:45.000 And they'll bring back insane amounts of all kinds of things.
00:05:50.000 Titanium.
00:05:52.000 You know, they'll find diamonds in space.
00:05:54.000 They'll find everything.
00:05:55.000 Holy fucking shit, man.
00:05:56.000 It's not going to look like humanoids.
00:05:57.000 It'll be like spider skittering gold spiders.
00:06:03.000 Drilling their proboscis.
00:06:05.000 And then they're going to want more money.
00:06:07.000 They're going to form a union.
00:06:09.000 Because they're intelligent.
00:06:10.000 Well, yeah, exactly.
00:06:11.000 They're going to be like, hey, we're getting fucked here, guys.
00:06:13.000 We're doing all the hard work.
00:06:14.000 This asshole's got a fucking 800-foot yacht.
00:06:17.000 This is bullshit.
00:06:18.000 Guys!
00:06:19.000 Wake up!
00:06:20.000 And then whoever's running, they're like, oh, right, you guys are getting fucked.
00:06:23.000 You want to unionize?
00:06:24.000 Beep!
00:06:25.000 Unions!
00:06:26.000 What were we talking about?
00:06:27.000 Unions are very weird, right?
00:06:29.000 It's because, like, I support them.
00:06:31.000 Yeah.
00:06:31.000 Because I know that big businesses fuck over their workers.
00:06:34.000 Yeah.
00:06:35.000 And if you allow them to, if you don't have laws about like how much you can pay them and a living wage and how long the hours could be, people will take advantage of people.
00:06:44.000 Anybody who thinks that those things aren't good has never worked a real fucking job.
00:06:49.000 If you work a real job for real assholes, you realize like some people will tell you, hey, you got to work 15, 16 hours a day, period.
00:06:56.000 Yeah.
00:06:56.000 And you get $3 an hour.
00:06:58.000 But I thought there was a minimal.
00:06:59.000 Yeah.
00:07:00.000 No, the fuck minimums.
00:07:01.000 Do you want this job or not?
00:07:03.000 You're not.
00:07:03.000 Yeah.
00:07:04.000 You're going to get plenty of money and you don't have time to spend it anyway, so don't worry about it.
00:07:07.000 Yeah.
00:07:08.000 Yeah.
00:07:08.000 No, the union is a nightmare for someone who's trying to make maximum profit.
00:07:13.000 Yeah.
00:07:13.000 But then they go sideways too, though.
00:07:16.000 And then they get corrupt and then something happens where...
00:07:18.000 Look, one of the things that kept the UFC out of New York State was some sort of a dispute that they were having with unions.
00:07:28.000 Because the people that owned the UFC at the time, they also owned station casinos.
00:07:32.000 So they owned like, I don't know, a ton of casinos.
00:07:36.000 And they wanted to make them union.
00:07:38.000 Yeah.
00:07:39.000 So there was a lot of that going on.
00:07:42.000 So you've got to go like, that is...
00:07:46.000 Now you're manipulating people with money and influence.
00:07:51.000 And I think the guy who was doing it in New York wound up getting arrested and going to jail for corruption.
00:07:57.000 Find out if that's true.
00:07:59.000 Well, dude, it's like...
00:08:00.000 This is like the model...
00:08:04.000 Of unions is perfect for, like, a nonviolent revolution, which is, if at a planetary level, somehow people unionized, which you see it with these boycotts that pop up, these meme boycotts, when the collective decides to reject this thing or that,
00:08:23.000 shit changes fast.
00:08:25.000 And this is...
00:08:26.000 The nightmare, if you're trying to create the old pyramid hierarchical control structure, you need all the bricks underneath the eye to fight each other.
00:08:36.000 Because the moment there, it's just like, wait, there's way more of us than you.
00:08:41.000 And we have way more in common than we do that we're troubled with.
00:08:46.000 And yet they concentrate more on the bullshit and then that's just like a fucking algorithm on your cell phone that accentuates everything that comes into contact with your life.
00:08:56.000 Exactly, dude.
00:08:57.000 And this is why I think at any given moment actual world peace is possible because we're just like always like enough people realizing that We're basically the same.
00:09:14.000 We have ideologies that are based on fucking, like, ancient, crazy ideas that we're all connecting to.
00:09:23.000 And some parts of the ideology is beautiful.
00:09:25.000 Some parts of the ideology is madness.
00:09:29.000 And it's, like, just abandoning some of the ideology, recognizing we're all pretty much the fucking same, and that this model of, like, some dude telling us to go and kill each other It's stupid.
00:09:43.000 We don't have to do that.
00:09:44.000 Everything changes right away.
00:09:46.000 Right away.
00:09:47.000 It's such a dumb idea.
00:09:49.000 Such a dumb idea.
00:09:50.000 And it's always just some withered old fucking dude who's just telling you to do something.
00:09:56.000 You don't even really believe in what you're doing most of the time.
00:10:00.000 But if you don't do it, they arrest you.
00:10:02.000 That's the thing.
00:10:03.000 It's not like you're fighting.
00:10:07.000 Anytime there's conscription...
00:10:09.000 You know what I mean?
00:10:10.000 Have you seen the videos of the, like, Russian, the people evading conscription or the Ukrainians evading conscription?
00:10:18.000 Like, it's scary.
00:10:19.000 They'd put your ass on a fucking bus.
00:10:21.000 They'll drag you out of a bar.
00:10:23.000 You're fucking hammered.
00:10:25.000 Yeah.
00:10:26.000 Fuck, man.
00:10:27.000 They don't even want to fight.
00:10:28.000 Like, that's the craziest part is they're, like, machine gunning each other.
00:10:31.000 And they're using people's cannon fodder, literally.
00:10:34.000 Yeah.
00:10:35.000 Oh, God, that's so awful.
00:10:37.000 Which is why we wait...
00:10:39.000 The real problem is, like, the market pressure is created by humans unionizing leads to this.
00:10:49.000 It's like, oh, you guys want to unionize?
00:10:51.000 Oh, you want health insurance?
00:10:53.000 Well, that's pretty expensive, but you know what's not quite as expensive?
00:10:57.000 Tesla bots.
00:10:58.000 Tesla bots are waiting...
00:11:06.000 If you look at the path forward for the pyramid, the hierarchical people, it's like, man, yeah, I really can't tell somebody like a police officer to fire into a crowd of protesters.
00:11:22.000 They're probably not going to do that.
00:11:24.000 But my robot will.
00:11:26.000 My robot isn't going to be like, this seems wrong.
00:11:29.000 These people seem like me.
00:11:30.000 It's just going to do it.
00:11:32.000 And so, like, that's the dark side of this stuff.
00:11:36.000 There's a lot of beautiful things about this stuff, too.
00:11:38.000 But the dark side is like, it's obvious.
00:11:44.000 Emily's biggest opponent in New York found guilty in federal corruption charges.
00:11:47.000 Yeah, so it's true.
00:11:50.000 Yeah, you know what's crazy?
00:11:52.000 That you can't get the police to fire into crowds of protesters, right?
00:11:58.000 Yeah.
00:11:58.000 You can't do that.
00:12:02.000 You also can't, if you're a cop and you know bad people are in a building, you can't just blow up the whole building.
00:12:10.000 But you can if it's war.
00:12:12.000 That's where it gets strange, right?
00:12:14.000 Because in a war, you can decide that you're gonna blow up entire buildings because you know the bad guys are in there and anybody else is just collateral damage.
00:12:25.000 So extra dead people are just...
00:12:28.000 Can you imagine if they started practicing police work like that?
00:12:31.000 Like, imagine.
00:12:32.000 Imagine if they decided that the crime rates in gang-infested neighborhoods are too bad, so they're gonna send in fucking black ops guys to just take out drug dealers and blow up houses.
00:12:44.000 Houses that have drug dealers in them.
00:12:46.000 You're with your mom?
00:12:48.000 Tough shit.
00:12:48.000 Boom.
00:12:49.000 Everybody's dead.
00:12:49.000 You have a little girl in the house?
00:12:51.000 Boom.
00:12:51.000 Everybody's dead.
00:12:52.000 Could you imagine?
00:12:53.000 Well, you can because you watch Israel and Palestine.
00:12:57.000 That's what's going on.
00:12:58.000 It's just like you're allowed to do that if it's countries, which is crazy.
00:13:03.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:13:06.000 So the idea is...
00:13:08.000 Like, okay, let's just say I'm an evil country, and I programmed these robot dogs, and the robot dogs, or spiders are more sinister, robot spiders, razor fucking razor claws,
00:13:23.000 they're programmed to only kill women and children.
00:13:26.000 So I release them into a city, they leave everyone alone except babies, kids, and women.
00:13:35.000 On a planetary level, people will be like, we have to evaporate that country.
00:13:40.000 Like, they're the most evil country.
00:13:41.000 That's horrible.
00:13:42.000 Now, if I take drones and drop them on buildings and they randomly blow up women and children in ways that are...
00:13:52.000 Predominantly.
00:13:52.000 Predominantly in ways that are maybe even worse than my fucking razor spiders.
00:13:56.000 My razor spiders, they go for the juggler, puncture juggler, onto the next juggler vein.
00:14:02.000 The bombs, they maim, they blind, they cause permanent brain damage, and somehow that is looked at as, yeah, it's fucking war, dude.
00:14:14.000 That's what it looks like.
00:14:16.000 It's so crazy that because it's existed for the longest time, we just accept it, that it's always going to take place.
00:14:24.000 And then we also, if like you had a gamble, if you had a gamble, whether or not war would be here in 10 years, you know, like 100% it's going to be here.
00:14:30.000 Well, this is...
00:14:31.000 Unless AI takes over.
00:14:33.000 Well, I mean, if AI takes over, it'll just be more efficient war.
00:14:37.000 I don't know if it will, dude.
00:14:39.000 If it communicates in a different way.
00:14:43.000 Like, what if AI makes rational decisions that can only be reached?
00:14:48.000 Like, if you were looking outside of human emotions and cultures and cultural differences that we have with each other, If AI bypassed all of that and just looked at the problem as, you know,
00:15:05.000 you have resources, you have allocation of those resources, people profiting off those resources, and then people who are in need or being taken advantage of to acquire those resources, and that's your whole game.
00:15:17.000 And so this is the human race this whole game.
00:15:20.000 You're willing to sacrifice this group of people that is the least powerful in order to empower all of your electronics.
00:15:27.000 This is what you're doing.
00:15:29.000 This is what you're agreeing to.
00:15:30.000 This whole thing is crazy.
00:15:32.000 It would probably restructure where and how things were acquired and who gets those things that are acquired from the ground.
00:15:43.000 Okay, so this would be utopian AI. Yeah.
00:15:46.000 But before we get to utopian AI, we have to go through what is...
00:15:52.000 Did you see the Chinese military put machine guns on those fucking robot dogs?
00:15:58.000 Have you seen that?
00:15:59.000 I did.
00:16:00.000 They fucking did it.
00:16:01.000 We all knew that was gonna happen.
00:16:04.000 And did you see the fucking cute DARPA dog?
00:16:07.000 Have you seen that yet?
00:16:08.000 No.
00:16:09.000 Dude, so like, it's DARPA, right?
00:16:12.000 They're the ones who make the dogs, they kick the robots, they make videos of like fucking poking these things.
00:16:17.000 Well, so the dogs are sinister.
00:16:19.000 Everyone knows that they look creepy.
00:16:21.000 So DARPA is like, you know, let's make a cute one of these things.
00:16:25.000 So they made like a cute amusement park, like Disneyland style fucking robot dog.
00:16:32.000 And it looks creepier!
00:16:34.000 It's gonna shoot you!
00:16:36.000 No, because this is what I've been thinking about.
00:16:39.000 We picture the Terminator as the machine of death, but why?
00:16:44.000 What is more dangerous than an adorable kid?
00:16:48.000 What if I can make an android toddler, looks exactly like a toddler, send that toddler out on the battlefield, everyone's gonna stop firing.
00:16:57.000 Why is there a fucking kid out here?
00:16:59.000 Right?
00:16:59.000 And the kid's killing everybody.
00:17:01.000 And they're like, go get that kid!
00:17:03.000 And it just fucking punches right through your heart.
00:17:06.000 Also, small target.
00:17:08.000 Hard to shoot.
00:17:08.000 Hard to shoot.
00:17:09.000 It can burrow into the ground.
00:17:11.000 It's a fucking burrowing toddler!
00:17:13.000 Corkscrews.
00:17:14.000 Corkscrews into the ground.
00:17:16.000 Like a missile.
00:17:17.000 It just goes down and just fucking like on all four shoots through the fucking battlefield, deploying poison darts.
00:17:27.000 Imagine a little baby that could run a hundred miles an hour.
00:17:32.000 Exactly.
00:17:35.000 That's the future of war, man.
00:17:37.000 It's like, why make something that looks scary This is the cute one?
00:17:41.000 No, this isn't the cute one.
00:17:44.000 I was like, that ain't cute.
00:17:45.000 No.
00:17:45.000 Boy, it's creepy.
00:17:47.000 Look at how it's moving its mouth.
00:17:50.000 Yeah.
00:17:50.000 What is it doing with its mouth?
00:17:52.000 Is it gonna bite you?
00:17:53.000 I wonder if it could bite you.
00:17:55.000 It's just cursing.
00:17:57.000 There's got to be one that could bite you, right?
00:17:59.000 Well, of course.
00:17:59.000 Why not?
00:18:00.000 I mean, that would be the most terrifying thing.
00:18:02.000 Like a robot wolf that runs around and chases people down and actually tears you apart with its teeth.
00:18:08.000 Bayonets, you know, man?
00:18:08.000 You've got to have the fucking knife on your weapon if you get into close combat.
00:18:13.000 There you go.
00:18:13.000 A little blender mouth.
00:18:14.000 What is it doing?
00:18:15.000 It's going to get your dick.
00:18:16.000 Look how it did that.
00:18:18.000 It did that like it was going to jump right on your dick.
00:18:21.000 Jump for a dick!
00:18:23.000 Chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp.
00:18:24.000 It's a dick-eater robot.
00:18:26.000 It turns the dick into energy.
00:18:28.000 China developed a dick-eater robot.
00:18:31.000 Can you imagine?
00:18:32.000 That's what it looks like it's doing?
00:18:33.000 What else is it doing?
00:18:35.000 Look at the motion it makes.
00:18:37.000 It leaks forward.
00:18:38.000 Imagine if you fucking send people out of the battlefield, they get shot, and then you let loose the dick-eating robots.
00:18:46.000 And oh no!
00:18:47.000 And you see the robots running and they just leap on your dick and blend it up.
00:18:52.000 It's worse than an atomic bomb!
00:18:54.000 It's like they're saying, you are fucked.
00:18:57.000 There's no hope.
00:18:58.000 We're gonna blend your dick off.
00:19:02.000 Dude.
00:19:03.000 I poured a whole cup of coffee.
00:19:05.000 Then I'm like, oh yeah.
00:19:08.000 I'm fine taking off the helmet of these fucking things.
00:19:12.000 We can hang in there a little longer.
00:19:13.000 Just so you know.
00:19:15.000 It's like my beard, if I'm talking weird, it's because there's fucking pubic hair.
00:19:22.000 It's like I'm eating hippie bush right now.
00:19:28.000 It's just fucking deep in my lips.
00:19:33.000 Oh my god.
00:19:34.000 We probably should have tried these on before we did a show.
00:19:36.000 Shave your pubes, dudes.
00:19:38.000 This is not fair.
00:19:41.000 You look good with a beard, though.
00:19:42.000 You look like a wizard.
00:19:43.000 Thank you, man.
00:19:44.000 Well, it's too big.
00:19:45.000 I gotta get it.
00:19:45.000 No, no, no, no.
00:19:46.000 I need a summer cut.
00:19:47.000 Oh, a summer cut.
00:19:48.000 Yeah, yeah, because the fucking, you know...
00:19:51.000 It gets hot here.
00:19:52.000 My friend's kid the other day goes, your beard stinks.
00:19:56.000 And I'm like, really?
00:19:58.000 It actually stinks?
00:19:59.000 And he goes, well, when you're talking a lot, it stinks.
00:20:02.000 I'm like, that's my breath.
00:20:05.000 It's not my beard.
00:20:07.000 You have to spray your beard with breath spray.
00:20:09.000 Why don't you do that?
00:20:12.000 Just spray your beard and comb it out with fucking scope.
00:20:20.000 It's disgusting, dude.
00:20:21.000 It really is.
00:20:21.000 Imagine if your mouth was in your head.
00:20:24.000 You know what I mean?
00:20:25.000 People get food in them all the time.
00:20:27.000 All the fucking time.
00:20:28.000 Somebody's eating barbecue.
00:20:30.000 Your beard is fucked.
00:20:31.000 Dude, I'm trying to do a video podcast now, and what will happen is I'll be yapping into the camera for like 20 minutes, go back and look at the footage, and there's just a fucking zen pouch.
00:20:45.000 Just like a fucking nasty, like a clump of toilet paper.
00:20:51.000 How the fuck did it take you until 2024 to do a video podcast?
00:20:56.000 Dude, it is so dumb that I didn't do it, but to be like real fucking honest...
00:21:04.000 I don't like looking at myself on camera.
00:21:07.000 And you do all the work.
00:21:09.000 You do all your editing and all that stuff.
00:21:10.000 Yeah, but that was really stupid.
00:21:14.000 I'm tapping out.
00:21:15.000 Yeah, I'm tapping.
00:21:16.000 You know when you're like...
00:21:18.000 Wait, where's the zipper?
00:21:21.000 That'd be fucking crazy if these things locked down.
00:21:24.000 Okay, here we go.
00:21:25.000 Yeah, I just, you know, but now it's so fun, man, and there's so much you could do with, like, video that you just can't do with audio.
00:21:33.000 It's just fun.
00:21:34.000 Yeah, it's way better.
00:21:35.000 And I like editing.
00:21:36.000 Like, that's the problem.
00:21:37.000 Like, I like, that's the problem, is I get lost editing.
00:21:41.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:21:43.000 Oof!
00:21:43.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:21:45.000 That sucked.
00:21:46.000 Do you need help?
00:21:47.000 I think that's the longest we've ever kept our mask on.
00:21:56.000 Yeah, that was the longest.
00:21:57.000 That was a good, solid half hour.
00:21:59.000 This feels so good.
00:22:01.000 About half hour, was it?
00:22:03.000 20 minutes.
00:22:04.000 20 plus.
00:22:09.000 Being stoned in any kind of mask is like...
00:22:12.000 Extra scary.
00:22:13.000 Those furry ones.
00:22:15.000 We made it like three minutes with the furry masks on.
00:22:17.000 We're like, this is crazy.
00:22:19.000 And now whenever I see furries...
00:22:20.000 Respect.
00:22:21.000 Deep respect for what...
00:22:22.000 Respect.
00:22:23.000 They're tough as fuck.
00:22:24.000 Oh, they have to be.
00:22:25.000 If you're out there and you're furrying it up and it's in Louisiana in July...
00:22:30.000 Yeah.
00:22:31.000 Come on, son.
00:22:32.000 Dude...
00:22:32.000 Yeah, you are, like, hot.
00:22:34.000 Furries are, like, David Goggins level.
00:22:36.000 Like, they could run marathons.
00:22:37.000 If you can wear that fucking thing at a convention and fucking it, you could run a marathon.
00:22:41.000 If you're wearing that thing all day, you're basically walking around with a weight pack on.
00:22:45.000 Oh, yeah.
00:22:45.000 Like a weighted vest.
00:22:46.000 It's a weighted fucking claustrophobic suffocation vest that you're fucking in.
00:22:52.000 Yeah, they fuck on them.
00:22:53.000 I wonder how many furries develop bad necks.
00:22:56.000 I wonder if it's an issue in the furry community.
00:22:58.000 Great idea.
00:22:58.000 Maybe that's like an unserved market for the Iron Neck.
00:23:02.000 Yeah, like a...
00:23:03.000 Iron Neck for furries.
00:23:06.000 Give me that.
00:23:07.000 Oh, yeah.
00:23:08.000 Hey, Jamie, can you find that cute DARPA dog?
00:23:11.000 I was looking for it, yeah.
00:23:12.000 It's like the furry of war robots.
00:23:14.000 You should...
00:23:15.000 I think I just found it.
00:23:16.000 You found it.
00:23:19.000 Yeah, that's real.
00:23:20.000 I watched it.
00:23:21.000 I mean, I think it's real.
00:23:21.000 I watched it.
00:23:22.000 Who says it's...
00:23:23.000 No, that's not it.
00:23:24.000 That's not it.
00:23:25.000 It's like...
00:23:25.000 Is it not DARPA? It's like...
00:23:27.000 I think if you just Google, like, cute DARPA dog or, like...
00:23:32.000 It's a video of the...
00:23:33.000 Maybe it's not DARPA. Maybe someone else developed it.
00:23:35.000 Yeah.
00:23:36.000 Sometimes I get confused.
00:23:37.000 Probably Chinese, bro.
00:23:37.000 No, it's not DARPA. It's...
00:23:39.000 They're going to fill the pounds with them.
00:23:40.000 Please take me home.
00:23:42.000 Please.
00:23:43.000 Please.
00:23:45.000 Dude, that's so insidious.
00:23:47.000 It's like the cutest rescue dog.
00:23:50.000 You're like, we have to take that.
00:23:52.000 And it doesn't kill you.
00:23:53.000 It just emits some kind of weird mind control pheromone that really injects TikTok into your fucking head.
00:24:01.000 So you fully absorb TikTok's manipulation.
00:24:06.000 Which, by the way, I was skeptical about that until we talked about this.
00:24:11.000 I saw that fucking video showing the comments And TikTok are different.
00:24:17.000 Exactly.
00:24:18.000 I think it's Instagram.
00:24:19.000 The one I saw was TikTok.
00:24:21.000 Oh, okay.
00:24:21.000 Was it on TikTok?
00:24:23.000 Because the one I saw was Instagram.
00:24:24.000 I don't know.
00:24:24.000 It was this lady that was doing it with her boyfriend, and they were both looking at the same thing, but they had different comments.
00:24:29.000 Yeah.
00:24:31.000 Her comments were mocking the man.
00:24:35.000 And the comments on his side was mocking the woman.
00:24:39.000 Yes.
00:24:39.000 Right?
00:24:40.000 Yes.
00:24:40.000 Am I getting that right?
00:24:41.000 You got it right.
00:24:42.000 And so, whenever I'm looking at comments, I make the idiot mistake of thinking, this represents some consensus.
00:24:51.000 But actually, no.
00:24:53.000 You're just looking at the algorithm serving the comments and the content.
00:24:58.000 That is so fucked up, dude.
00:25:00.000 That's so different.
00:25:01.000 Dude, that- Because that changes- the comments are supposed to be a conversation about the thing.
00:25:06.000 So if you're curating the conversation in an unnatural way, like that's very different than showing me what I want to see.
00:25:14.000 Yes.
00:25:15.000 Because now you're changing the dynamics of how things are discussed.
00:25:19.000 Yes, sir.
00:25:20.000 That's the fucking evil right there.
00:25:22.000 That's the evil.
00:25:23.000 That's crazy.
00:25:24.000 Dude, this, so, and then, okay, the other assumption with the algorithm is that the algorithm is just like random, or it's using some set of variables and serving things up.
00:25:35.000 But this is an idiot assumption.
00:25:38.000 I mean, you could, if you are controlling comments, Then that means, like, alright, let's just, like, make people mad at each other.
00:25:44.000 Let's make people completely pissed at each other as much as possible, convey this idea that there's, like, these massive divides between us, and then they're gonna fight each other instead of recognizing they're pretty much the same.
00:25:59.000 Like, or they're more nuanced than they think they are.
00:26:02.000 And fuck, dude, that's how you control populations.
00:26:04.000 It's brilliant.
00:26:05.000 It's brilliant, dude.
00:26:07.000 But do you think that it is...
00:26:10.000 Is there algorithm created and utilized to control populations?
00:26:14.000 Or is there algorithm simply to get you to engage?
00:26:19.000 So it must see that you engage with a certain number of comments and posts that have a lean one way or another.
00:26:29.000 There's a very popular thing that's going on right now that you see a lot of.
00:26:32.000 It's like very stern men talking to a bunch of like girl influencers and telling them they're fucking losers.
00:26:42.000 Yes.
00:26:42.000 It's really common.
00:26:44.000 Yeah.
00:26:44.000 So if you've seen one or two of those, it starts recommending more.
00:26:49.000 At a certain point in time, it's going to probably...
00:26:52.000 Actually encourage other people to do the same thing because that creates engagement And then you have this thing that emerges like was this a real thing like who's doing this like what is happening here?
00:27:02.000 Why is this why is this a new thing that's happening over and over and over again?
00:27:06.000 And it's just because you engaged with it and I think that could be slap fighting or it could be fucking for me It's like I see so many car accidents Oh my god, so many motorcycle accidents, so many people falling off bridges.
00:27:21.000 Yeah.
00:27:21.000 I see so much of it because I've engaged with it too many times.
00:27:25.000 Yeah, dude.
00:27:26.000 When I went on TikTok and I stopped because it's like too good, but like within a second, it's just like something about the way I was looking at videos, zip popping videos.
00:27:38.000 It's just like you like to watch zits pop.
00:27:41.000 And then, of course, when you're seeing that, you're like, wow, that's fucking intense, dude.
00:27:45.000 Let me watch some more of these.
00:27:48.000 That's that Dr. Pimple Popper lady.
00:27:50.000 She's got a huge side of it.
00:27:52.000 Yeah.
00:27:52.000 And she's very entertaining when she's talking about it.
00:27:55.000 Absolutely.
00:27:56.000 But some of them are like, whoa, dude.
00:27:58.000 It's like you have cream cheese in your body.
00:28:00.000 Like a bucket of it.
00:28:01.000 Oh, my God.
00:28:02.000 They're squirting it out.
00:28:04.000 It's like, how is that in there?
00:28:05.000 What is going on?
00:28:06.000 Oh, my God.
00:28:07.000 It must be horrible.
00:28:08.000 Fucking stinks, just all those dead blood cells.
00:28:11.000 But dude, this is like, for me, after seeing that video, I've had to go back and just erase any idea I have about a consensus among people.
00:28:24.000 Because I've been drawing that idea from comment sections.
00:28:28.000 Like, oh, I guess this is what people think.
00:28:30.000 Or like Rotten Tomatoes.
00:28:31.000 Dude, I just saw Civil War.
00:28:33.000 All right.
00:28:34.000 Have you seen it?
00:28:35.000 No.
00:28:37.000 Don't.
00:28:37.000 Now...
00:28:38.000 Apologies.
00:28:42.000 I mean this, man, because anyone who makes anything, that's insane.
00:28:45.000 If you made a movie, it's fucking incredible.
00:28:47.000 But dude, I was so excited about that fucking movie.
00:28:51.000 It's like, whoa, predictive programming, baby.
00:28:54.000 They're getting us ready for a civil fucking war.
00:28:56.000 Here we go.
00:28:57.000 It is...
00:28:57.000 You can't connect to any of the fucking characters.
00:29:00.000 You don't...
00:29:01.000 You barely understand who the protagonist is.
00:29:04.000 It's the dumbest mission of all time that they're on.
00:29:08.000 And the soundtrack is so mysteriously disconnected from what's happening.
00:29:15.000 So there's all these things that just make...
00:29:18.000 It's like if they sent me the footage and I'm like, Duncan, can you edit this movie?
00:29:24.000 I would have made Civil War.
00:29:26.000 What?
00:29:35.000 I'd be like, let's put some fucking hardcore, weird synth music, we'll put the silver apples in there, really intense synth music, because I love synth music, and you're watching it like, is this a music video for synth music?
00:29:51.000 What am I fucking seeing here, dude?
00:29:54.000 Now I want to see it.
00:29:56.000 It's worth seeing it.
00:29:58.000 Especially if you're into writing screenplays, it's good to watch movies like that and be like, why isn't this working?
00:30:04.000 What's wrong here?
00:30:05.000 But dude, I went to Rotten Tomatoes gleefully.
00:30:08.000 I can't wait to hear what people are saying about this piece of shit.
00:30:13.000 81%.
00:30:14.000 People are like, this is a good warning to all of us.
00:30:18.000 It's like, shut the fuck up!
00:30:19.000 It's fucked up!
00:30:25.000 A warning?
00:30:27.000 What are you talking about?
00:30:28.000 It's a fucking warning not to fucking do the $20 still in theaters thing on Amazon.
00:30:34.000 That's the fucking warning.
00:30:36.000 Don't do that.
00:30:38.000 Wait.
00:30:42.000 Dude, it sucks.
00:30:44.000 It sucks.
00:30:45.000 None of it makes sense.
00:30:46.000 The stereotypical fucking characters in it, the way they're trying to like box people into this, like they're all evil.
00:30:54.000 These people all...
00:30:56.000 What kind of American are you?
00:30:58.000 North American?
00:31:00.000 South American?
00:31:01.000 You're from Hong Kong?
00:31:02.000 BAM BAM BAM! Stop it!
00:31:05.000 Just shut the fuck up!
00:31:07.000 Like, no one's like that!
00:31:09.000 Like, really!
00:31:10.000 Like, I'm not- obviously people are like, vile racists.
00:31:14.000 But dude, come on, this murder- this- I hate this assessment of humanity!
00:31:20.000 I hate- it's basically what they're saying is, minus the fucking capstone of the pyramid, We're just gonna kill each other because we're awful, brutal things that must be shepherded by old geriatric men who can't remember their fucking name.
00:31:36.000 You know what?
00:31:36.000 Like, what are we doing?
00:31:38.000 Like, we'll be fine.
00:31:39.000 We're fine.
00:31:40.000 We'll be okay.
00:31:41.000 People are mostly nice.
00:31:42.000 And what's that thing you always say?
00:31:44.000 I love it.
00:31:45.000 Unmet needs.
00:31:47.000 Yeah.
00:31:48.000 What is the actual quote again, Jamie?
00:31:50.000 All criticism is the tragic result of unmet needs.
00:31:54.000 But it's a much more profound quote, the full quote.
00:31:57.000 I forget who wrote it, too.
00:31:58.000 It's really, I shouldn't forget because I use it all the time.
00:32:01.000 It's a great quote because that is what, like, I mean, there's criticism that's accurate, like something wasn't good.
00:32:08.000 Every criticism, judgment, diagnosis, and expression of anger is the tragic expression of an unmet need.
00:32:15.000 Marshall Rosenberg.
00:32:16.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:32:18.000 Great fucking quote.
00:32:19.000 Yeah.
00:32:19.000 So it's like, yeah, there are people who are fucking assholes, who are doing shit that disrupts society in small ways and big ways.
00:32:30.000 But they're not doing that because they're evil, I don't think.
00:32:35.000 They're doing that because, like...
00:32:39.000 They've learned this way of being.
00:32:41.000 It sucks.
00:32:41.000 Now, I'm not saying throw out the judicial system.
00:32:43.000 There shouldn't be, you know, jails or anything like that.
00:32:46.000 I'm just saying this notion of humanity, minus an authoritarian, generally fucking patriarchal fucking, like, whatever, but I don't care if it's matriarchal, whatever it is, top-down fucking ruling system, without the king,
00:33:02.000 we will just fall on each other.
00:33:04.000 Give me your fucking car, motherfucker!
00:33:07.000 Some of us will do that, but guess what?
00:33:09.000 They won't last that long.
00:33:11.000 Because in a collectivized society, I just feel like we'll take care of the problems quick, probably quicker than we do right now, and everything will balance out.
00:33:20.000 If we're armed.
00:33:21.000 The problem is if you're not armed, then armed thugs take over towns, and you can't do anything to stop them.
00:33:28.000 And you're in a small group of people that are unarmed and they're pushed into certain situations.
00:33:33.000 If you have a collapse of law and order, it's not as simple as we'll take care of it.
00:33:39.000 The real problem is sometimes armed thugs rule everything.
00:33:43.000 This is true.
00:33:43.000 Yeah, and that's a reality of humanity in 2024, like in certain parts of the world.
00:33:50.000 Did you hear about what happened in Haiti?
00:33:52.000 Oh, dude.
00:33:53.000 With that minister?
00:33:54.000 Dude.
00:33:54.000 His family?
00:33:55.000 Dude, yeah, and the guy, that warlord in Haiti.
00:33:58.000 Oh, yeah.
00:33:59.000 I love watching interviews with that guy.
00:34:00.000 What is his name again?
00:34:02.000 It's got a cool name.
00:34:03.000 Crazy name.
00:34:03.000 It's like sandwich.
00:34:06.000 Barbecue or something?
00:34:07.000 Barbecue.
00:34:07.000 Barbecue.
00:34:10.000 It's like sandwich.
00:34:11.000 And there's this one video, but it's not really of him.
00:34:15.000 Someone said it was of him, but I guess it's not.
00:34:17.000 I think.
00:34:18.000 And it's a guy eating a guy.
00:34:20.000 So it's one of these rebels that has this dude killed roasting over a fire and takes a piece off his leg and eats it.
00:34:26.000 That's a classic move.
00:34:28.000 That's like a classic move.
00:34:29.000 You get their energy by eating them.
00:34:31.000 Look, I'm not saying that there isn't contingents of super violent people that you are going to have to be able to defend yourself from.
00:34:39.000 And by the way, what's really interesting Perplexing to me about the hardcore anti-gun people is they're not really anti-gun.
00:34:50.000 They want Cops and the National Guard to have guns.
00:34:56.000 They just don't want people who live in houses to have guns.
00:35:00.000 So they're pro-gun, but they want guns in the hands of like...
00:35:05.000 They're pro-authoritarian violent power.
00:35:08.000 Yeah, that's it.
00:35:10.000 Authoritarians have power.
00:35:11.000 Regular people don't have power.
00:35:12.000 Right.
00:35:13.000 So you have to rely on the authoritarians.
00:35:15.000 You have to rely on them to take care of your crime issues.
00:35:18.000 Right.
00:35:18.000 See, I think I would have more respect for that movement if they're like, no more guns anywhere.
00:35:24.000 We're going to get rid of all the guns in the world.
00:35:27.000 And melt them.
00:35:28.000 And melt them.
00:35:29.000 And melt them and just, I don't know, build a fucking water slide or something.
00:35:33.000 No more hunting.
00:35:34.000 You've got to hit things with bows and arrows and rocks.
00:35:37.000 Traps.
00:35:37.000 Traps.
00:35:38.000 Knives.
00:35:39.000 Knives.
00:35:39.000 Like they hunt pigs.
00:35:40.000 You can still hunt deer, but you have to use a knife.
00:35:45.000 Can you imagine how many dudes would get really good at hiding in trees and dropping down and stabbing deer?
00:35:50.000 Dude, it would be amazing.
00:35:52.000 I might get into hunting.
00:35:57.000 Throw a fucking dagger!
00:35:58.000 There's a dude that films pig hunts and he uses spears and he hides in trees like above the pigs and then he has like a camera on the spear and he throws the spear down and stabs these wild pigs.
00:36:13.000 Wow!
00:36:14.000 It's pretty wild.
00:36:15.000 Well, I would love to know the first time he did that.
00:36:18.000 Like, I would love to.
00:36:18.000 Yeah, how many times you, how do you practice that?
00:36:21.000 But the lead, you're just like, what?
00:36:23.000 You're like driving, and you're like, dude, what if I fucking used a spear?
00:36:27.000 What if I climbed in a tree and started spearing pigs?
00:36:30.000 The thing about pigs is there's so many of them, you're allowed to do almost anything to get rid of them, in Texas at least.
00:36:36.000 They hunt them out of helicopters.
00:36:39.000 Have you ever seen that?
00:36:39.000 No.
00:36:40.000 I've been invited three times.
00:36:41.000 I'm like, I... I'm not getting a helicopter.
00:36:44.000 Don't get a helicopter.
00:36:45.000 With machine guns!
00:36:47.000 On top of that, with pigs.
00:36:49.000 It's just, if I feel like if I'm gonna shoot a pig, I want to eat the pig.
00:36:53.000 And if I'm gonna shoot 250 pigs, there's no way I'm eating 250 pigs.
00:36:57.000 Yeah, dude.
00:36:58.000 Yeah, if I shoot one pig, that pig will get eaten.
00:37:02.000 We'll make some barbecue out of that pig.
00:37:04.000 It'd be awesome.
00:37:05.000 But if you shoot two, I mean, I get it.
00:37:08.000 You have to do it, though.
00:37:09.000 This is the other part of it.
00:37:10.000 If you run a farm, you have to do it.
00:37:12.000 They'll kill your profit.
00:37:14.000 The profit margin of American farmers is so low as it is, it's so difficult for them to make money, that if you got a million wild pigs running around your state or more, Texas has how many millions?
00:37:28.000 Isn't it like three million?
00:37:31.000 Which is bananas.
00:37:33.000 If you know anything about wild animal numbers, that's so crazy to have that many animals in a state that are just wild, feral animals.
00:37:43.000 2.6.
00:37:44.000 This is from 2016. But now in 2023, an estimate still.
00:37:52.000 They don't know.
00:37:53.000 Feral hogs.
00:37:54.000 They really don't know.
00:37:55.000 But at least 2.6, a range of 2.6.
00:37:58.000 There's no way you could get at it.
00:37:59.000 You would actually have to, like, use drones at night, fly over areas, monitor how many times they breed.
00:38:07.000 They breed three times a year, dude.
00:38:09.000 Yeah.
00:38:09.000 They can start breeding when they're six months old.
00:38:11.000 Whoa.
00:38:12.000 Yeah.
00:38:12.000 So six months old, and then they have three litters a year, and they'll have five, six piglets in a litter, and they're just shitting out babies, and then they're destroying everything.
00:38:25.000 They're just running through the ground, tearing up fucking golf courses and people's lawns in San Jose.
00:38:32.000 Have you ever seen the San Jose videos?
00:38:34.000 No.
00:38:34.000 San Jose, California.
00:38:36.000 Wild pigs just tearing apart people's Fucking lawns.
00:38:40.000 Wow.
00:38:41.000 Knocking over trash cans.
00:38:42.000 Big fuckers.
00:38:44.000 Terrifying.
00:38:44.000 Fuck, dude.
00:38:45.000 One of them killed a lady.
00:38:47.000 What?
00:38:47.000 Yeah, somewhere.
00:38:49.000 I forget where it was.
00:38:49.000 It might have been out here.
00:38:51.000 I think this lady saw the pigs, fell down in her driveway, and they just fucking tore her apart.
00:38:57.000 Dude, who is that?
00:38:59.000 I just watched this, like, Crime Files thing about this psychopath who had pigs, and she would have people come and work for her, And then if they pissed her off...
00:39:09.000 She'd throw them to the pigs.
00:39:10.000 And the pigs...
00:39:11.000 And someone was saying, if you're walking around the pigs, you better not fall.
00:39:16.000 Because if you fall down, they'll just fucking eat you.
00:39:19.000 That's like the number one way people get killed by animals on farms.
00:39:23.000 Pigs eat you.
00:39:26.000 One woman's death by feral hog may not have been caused by the animal after all.
00:39:30.000 Medical examiner determined that a feral hog killed Christine Rollins, but her daughter is skeptical because attacks by the animal are extremely rare.
00:39:38.000 Wait a minute.
00:39:39.000 Fucking medical exam...
00:39:41.000 This is what a confusing headline.
00:39:43.000 Said one woman's death by feral hog might not have been caused by the animal after all.
00:39:48.000 But the medical examiner said it was caused by the wild hog.
00:39:53.000 But the daughter is saying, attacks by the animal are extremely rare.
00:39:56.000 Well, we'll believe the daughter.
00:39:58.000 Who's the daughter?
00:39:59.000 The daughter could be doing anything.
00:40:01.000 Haven't you seen Charlotte's Web?
00:40:03.000 These pigs would never...
00:40:05.000 What is the daughter saying?
00:40:06.000 I don't understand.
00:40:07.000 Why does she think that?
00:40:09.000 Because they do fuck everything up.
00:40:12.000 Especially if you fall down.
00:40:14.000 Foxall says attacks by feral hogs are extremely rare, less than one in a million chance, according to research data.
00:40:20.000 That's why some are now suspicious that her cause of death was really due to an attack by the animal.
00:40:26.000 What?
00:40:26.000 What?
00:40:27.000 What's more, dogs...
00:40:28.000 Suspicious that her cause of death was really due to an attack by the animal, rather.
00:40:33.000 Sorry.
00:40:33.000 What's more, dogs were found lingering around Rollins' body after her death.
00:40:37.000 There's really no doubt that hogs got to her body at some point.
00:40:41.000 The question is whether the hogs...
00:40:42.000 Oh, she might have been killed by dogs.
00:40:44.000 Whether something else caused her to die and the hogs came along.
00:40:47.000 Right.
00:40:48.000 That's possible.
00:40:49.000 That's totally possible.
00:40:50.000 Sure.
00:40:51.000 It's definitely possible.
00:40:52.000 But how old was this lady?
00:40:54.000 59. 59?
00:40:55.000 That pig looks suspicious as fuck, man.
00:40:57.000 It depends on like what kind of 59 year old lady you're talking about.
00:41:00.000 You're talking about a lady who goes to CrossFit, or you're talking about a lady who's 59 and has diabetes.
00:41:05.000 Because, like, if you fall down around wild pigs, like, I gotta think they're gonna treat you the same way domestic pigs do.
00:41:14.000 If domestic pigs start eating you, if you fall into the pig pen...
00:41:16.000 There's a crazy story.
00:41:17.000 I heard about a kid that raised a hog that went, it just one day turned on him.
00:41:22.000 Like, he's raised it his entire life.
00:41:24.000 It was like his pet, like my dog is, everywhere with him.
00:41:27.000 And then one day, he said he tripped in the pen, and it just attacked him.
00:41:30.000 It almost killed him.
00:41:31.000 Oh, my God.
00:41:32.000 I forget.
00:41:32.000 It was a crazy story.
00:41:33.000 I forget even where I saw it, but it's just popping in my head now.
00:41:37.000 Horrible way to die.
00:41:38.000 Bro, could you imagine getting eaten alive by a pig?
00:41:41.000 No.
00:41:41.000 No.
00:41:42.000 That squeal.
00:41:44.000 But wouldn't we have it coming?
00:41:45.000 How much bacon have you eaten?
00:41:47.000 I've eaten a lot of bacon.
00:41:49.000 I've eaten a lot of bacon.
00:41:50.000 This is where the vegans get really excited.
00:41:53.000 Oh boy, I'm gonna get a lot of cute pig fucking pictures.
00:41:55.000 Vegans need to hear that lettuce scream.
00:41:57.000 They should hear it scream.
00:41:59.000 It screams.
00:42:00.000 Screams.
00:42:01.000 Lettuce?
00:42:01.000 Yeah, all of it screams.
00:42:04.000 Avocados scream.
00:42:06.000 His best friend was a 250 pound warthog.
00:42:08.000 Oh, it's a warthog.
00:42:09.000 Well, it's an African animal.
00:42:12.000 It's a different animal.
00:42:14.000 I don't think that's- I mean, I think that's like a distant cousin to a pig.
00:42:18.000 They look different.
00:42:19.000 They're crazy looking.
00:42:20.000 You ever seen a warthog?
00:42:21.000 No.
00:42:21.000 Bro, they got like these crazy double tusks.
00:42:24.000 Dude.
00:42:24.000 Look at it.
00:42:25.000 Look at that thing.
00:42:25.000 Fuck that.
00:42:26.000 Isn't that wild?
00:42:27.000 Yeah.
00:42:27.000 Look at his tusks.
00:42:29.000 Oh, this is my friend.
00:42:30.000 Yeah, that dude is not your friend.
00:42:32.000 He's incapable.
00:42:33.000 That's a wild beast.
00:42:34.000 That is so much different than a guy raising a hog.
00:42:38.000 Like if that guy raised a pig, the pig would probably never do that.
00:42:42.000 That thing is a wild animal.
00:42:45.000 Yeah.
00:42:46.000 Where was this?
00:42:47.000 Texas.
00:42:47.000 On their family ranch.
00:42:49.000 The story about how...
00:42:50.000 This is so crazy.
00:42:52.000 It's so crazy out here.
00:42:54.000 He called the house and someone knew what was happening.
00:42:56.000 It's fucked and awesome.
00:42:56.000 It's awesome to be in a place where you could own a wild fucking warthog.
00:43:00.000 Dude, Texas...
00:43:01.000 My wife and I talk about this all the time.
00:43:04.000 We're never leaving.
00:43:05.000 We're like, this is home.
00:43:07.000 We love it so much, man.
00:43:09.000 It's what America aspires to be.
00:43:11.000 Dude, people are so mad at us and people bitch about it.
00:43:15.000 But it's like, man, I love it here so much and I like the heat.
00:43:22.000 Weirdly, all of us are like...
00:43:24.000 We're like getting healthy, man.
00:43:26.000 Like, it's this...
00:43:28.000 In all the years at the Comedy Store, lots of changes happened among the comics.
00:43:33.000 Like, the time...
00:43:34.000 I hope I can talk about this.
00:43:35.000 I think I can.
00:43:36.000 He talks about it.
00:43:37.000 Like, remember...
00:43:38.000 Like, he does talk about it.
00:43:39.000 Bobby Lee talks about it publicly.
00:43:40.000 Like, the time Bobby Lee was, like, on pills.
00:43:44.000 Oh, yeah, he talks about that.
00:43:45.000 So he would bring...
00:43:47.000 All of these pills to the Comedy Store.
00:43:49.000 And we all knew it.
00:43:50.000 And so he was like a pharmacist.
00:43:53.000 Joey watching Joey just like grab a handful of just unknown Mexican fucking pharmaceuticals.
00:44:00.000 This is pre-fentanyl, dog.
00:44:02.000 Pre-fentanyl.
00:44:03.000 You could do those things back then.
00:44:05.000 Dude, and so that was...
00:44:09.000 I would call that a dark phase in the Comedy Store because all of us were on Bobby Lee's fucking Mexican Vicod.
00:44:16.000 It was a bad phase.
00:44:18.000 But I don't think I've ever seen a phase where at a comedy club the comics are getting healthier.
00:44:24.000 That's a crazy thing to watch.
00:44:26.000 And I think it's not just us hanging out.
00:44:29.000 When I first came to Texas...
00:44:31.000 And I'm not saying everyone here is healthy or any kind of bullshit like that, but you look around, like, these people are fucking healthy.
00:44:37.000 Like, there's a lot of healthy, like, you know what I mean?
00:44:40.000 Like, tough fucking people.
00:44:43.000 A lot of people who exercise, yeah.
00:44:45.000 Yeah.
00:44:45.000 Just go to the lake, watch people run around the lake.
00:44:48.000 Dude, in the, like, in the middle of a heat wave.
00:44:53.000 Before I was exercising, one of the most humiliating things was just to be driving down the street and you look over and there's someone my age.
00:45:00.000 It's 104 degrees and they're fucking jogging.
00:45:03.000 And you know what I mean?
00:45:04.000 Like, what's your excuse again?
00:45:06.000 Are you sleepy?
00:45:08.000 Is it a little too fucking hot?
00:45:09.000 Because there's a fucking 55 year old.
00:45:11.000 There's a 55 year old just galloping down the burning fucking sidewalk.
00:45:16.000 Yeah.
00:45:17.000 So, yeah, dude, this place is like...
00:45:19.000 Sidewalk running is a different kind of hot, too.
00:45:21.000 Because you're getting that heat radiating off of the concrete into your face.
00:45:25.000 You know Lex Friedman does that shit?
00:45:27.000 Oh, yeah, he's a psycho.
00:45:28.000 He fucking runs...
00:45:29.000 Like, when I did his podcast, he's like, I'm going jogging.
00:45:32.000 I'm like, what are you talking about?
00:45:34.000 Like, this was in my, like, early Texas phase.
00:45:37.000 So I was already, like, I walked from my car to his place and was already like, Jesus fucking Christ!
00:45:44.000 Walking!
00:45:45.000 And he's like, yeah, I'm gonna go jog 10 miles.
00:45:48.000 I'm like, what the fuck are you, man?
00:45:51.000 In this heat.
00:45:52.000 Yeah, dude.
00:45:53.000 Yeah.
00:45:53.000 So I think it's important to be around, like, I think that's another aspect of Texas that gets left out.
00:45:59.000 It's like, there's this real, like...
00:46:02.000 Strength, healthy thing here that is contagious.
00:46:06.000 Whereas like when you're in a place where everyone's all fucking sick and frail and weak and like, you know what I mean?
00:46:12.000 Scared of disease, like trembling in their fucking boots.
00:46:17.000 That's contagious too.
00:46:18.000 It is.
00:46:18.000 It jumps into you, man.
00:46:20.000 It 100% does.
00:46:21.000 And I always wonder, how much of an area has the memory of all the things that have happened in that area in it?
00:46:32.000 Whereas Texas was the last state to enter into the Union, they've always been like, hang the fuck back, hold on.
00:46:39.000 We had to get through the Comanche to establish this fucking place.
00:46:44.000 Settle down.
00:46:45.000 You know, Texas Rangers had to go out there and cold camp and go and try to assassinate these bands of fucking killers riding horses that were just fucking up the Americans.
00:46:54.000 Like, they couldn't pass.
00:46:55.000 They couldn't pass.
00:46:56.000 They couldn't get through.
00:46:57.000 This was the spot where it was like, this place was fucked.
00:47:00.000 And until they conquered it, it stayed fucked.
00:47:03.000 Then they did and now it's the whole place has a memory of that.
00:47:08.000 Yes There's a there's a there's a thing about the attitude of this place.
00:47:12.000 Yeah, dude It's but it's it's not what people think like people think they're assholes.
00:47:18.000 They are the nicest Friendliest people people think they're stupid.
00:47:21.000 They are some brilliant people that I've met that live out here brilliant normal people one of my neighbors was a Texas Ranger and he is the coolest guy and you know he's an older guy now he's retired but and he's still intimidating and um yeah man like he like he like uh he's like he's so fucking cool man and like and and he i'm trying not to give away to respecting his privacy uh he Every
00:47:52.000 once in a while in the neighborhood, we would hear this BOOM! Sounds like a generator exploding.
00:47:59.000 It's his cannon.
00:48:01.000 He's got a little fucking cannon.
00:48:03.000 He shoots a cannon in his yard?
00:48:06.000 It's little.
00:48:08.000 What's he shooting at?
00:48:10.000 Well, he doesn't put cannonballs in it.
00:48:12.000 There's a way to do it.
00:48:13.000 One day, he pulls up in front of my house with a truck.
00:48:16.000 It's like one of my kids just had a birthday.
00:48:19.000 And he's like...
00:48:20.000 Do they want to see the cannon?
00:48:22.000 And I'm like, uh, I do!
00:48:24.000 I know I do!
00:48:25.000 And so, like, it was, like, the coolest thing ever, man.
00:48:29.000 He takes this fucking cannon.
00:48:30.000 Little cannon.
00:48:31.000 I'm looking at it.
00:48:32.000 I'm like, that can't be loud.
00:48:34.000 You know what I mean?
00:48:35.000 He takes this little cannon.
00:48:36.000 He does some crazy, like, pirate shit with it that I still don't understand.
00:48:40.000 He, like, knows how to operate a cannon.
00:48:43.000 Boom!
00:48:44.000 My kids were like, holy shit!
00:48:47.000 My neighbors ran into the yard because they thought something had happened.
00:48:51.000 Well, Duncan, you've shot guns before.
00:48:53.000 Yeah.
00:48:53.000 Think about how little gunpowder is in like a nine millimeter.
00:48:59.000 Right.
00:48:59.000 It's not a lot.
00:49:00.000 It's crazy loud.
00:49:02.000 Right, you're right.
00:49:03.000 It's just contained by that barrel.
00:49:05.000 Yeah, right.
00:49:06.000 Shooting out that gas and that bullet.
00:49:09.000 But it's basically like a little cannon.
00:49:12.000 It's kind of the same thing.
00:49:13.000 Well, it totally gave me a new picture of cannon battles on ships.
00:49:20.000 Bro, imagine how loud that was.
00:49:23.000 I mean, imagine how loud that was.
00:49:27.000 Like, real cannons?
00:49:28.000 Yeah, dude.
00:49:29.000 Like, I've been to a football game when they shoot off a cannon, but I don't know if that was like a real cannon cannon.
00:49:36.000 Probably.
00:49:37.000 Probably.
00:49:38.000 Like, the UNLV? What do they use?
00:49:41.000 I mean, not UNLV. Yeah.
00:49:47.000 UNLV. I blame the weed.
00:49:51.000 Dude, the like...
00:49:53.000 The UT one.
00:49:54.000 Do they have...
00:49:56.000 It's a recreation of a Civil War cannon.
00:50:00.000 Hey guys.
00:50:02.000 Let it go.
00:50:03.000 Yeah, maybe recreate an earlier cannon, guys.
00:50:06.000 How about you get to a fucking pirate cannon?
00:50:09.000 Yeah, do a pirate cannon!
00:50:11.000 Which side, bro?
00:50:13.000 It says it fires four shotgun shells after every time.
00:50:16.000 That's crazy.
00:50:18.000 Oh, so that's what it does?
00:50:19.000 It does shotgun shells?
00:50:20.000 Ten gauge blank shotgun shells.
00:50:21.000 Okay.
00:50:22.000 Okay.
00:50:23.000 So I guess that's probably not the sound of an actual cannon.
00:50:27.000 Look at that!
00:50:27.000 Look at that crazy thing.
00:50:28.000 That's a happy cannon, man!
00:50:30.000 Yeehaw!
00:50:31.000 It's really loud.
00:50:32.000 But the point is, I wonder, like, to shoot a cannon ball, like, at a ship back then, like, how much gunpowder they use, and how fucking loud was that?
00:50:42.000 And how deaf were those motherfuckers?
00:50:44.000 The dudes who had to work the cannons?
00:50:46.000 Deaf.
00:50:47.000 Deaf as fuck!
00:50:48.000 Deaf as fuck, dude!
00:50:50.000 And how much brain damage you get just standing next to that thing?
00:50:53.000 BOOM! Or the recoil.
00:50:55.000 The recoil, if you don't get out of the way, it will fucking rip your leg off.
00:50:59.000 God, man.
00:51:01.000 Yeah, that thing is flying back, right?
00:51:03.000 Didn't they have them on tracks?
00:51:04.000 Yeah, man.
00:51:05.000 So it doesn't rip out of the fucking floor?
00:51:09.000 Didn't they have cannons on tracks?
00:51:11.000 I just saw this...
00:51:12.000 Did I make that up?
00:51:12.000 That's probably how they just moved them.
00:51:14.000 No, I thought they were on tracks, like, so that when they shot, they would slide back and not rip the floor apart.
00:51:20.000 I just saw that John Adams doc on Netflix.
00:51:22.000 I think it's on Netflix.
00:51:23.000 I don't know what it's on, but there was, like, a cannon battle in a ship, and, like, yeah, a dude just gets his fucking leg ripped off because it, like, goes back into him.
00:51:35.000 Dude, isn't it crazy that that seems crazy to us?
00:51:38.000 But, like, how many people died in cannon battles as opposed to, like, when Israel bombs...
00:51:44.000 Gaza.
00:51:44.000 Dude!
00:51:45.000 Like how many people are- like a bomb, which we do right now, it seems so much more brutal than cannon battles.
00:51:52.000 Like cannon battles seem like really ineffective.
00:51:54.000 It's probably- they probably sucked.
00:51:56.000 Yeah.
00:51:56.000 Like how far did that cannonball go?
00:51:58.000 Like how good were they at judging it?
00:52:01.000 Here we go.
00:52:01.000 This is what a cannon's like?
00:52:07.000 Damn.
00:52:09.000 Yeah, see how it slides back?
00:52:10.000 It's on wheels.
00:52:11.000 Yep.
00:52:12.000 And then there's a rope that catches it.
00:52:15.000 Yeah, dude.
00:52:15.000 Dude, what a...
00:52:16.000 Imagine life back then.
00:52:18.000 And they thought that was the shit.
00:52:20.000 That was like a fucking iPhone 16. Bro, I got a cannon.
00:52:23.000 Yeah.
00:52:24.000 You know, we used to be able to...
00:52:25.000 We used to have to go up to the boat, jump in, hack everybody to light it on fire.
00:52:30.000 Now...
00:52:30.000 I sink it.
00:52:31.000 You shoot it from over here.
00:52:33.000 Incredible.
00:52:34.000 You don't even have to jump on the boat.
00:52:35.000 Amazing.
00:52:36.000 Yes.
00:52:37.000 Yeah, man, I'll tell you, though, with all the shit that's going on right now...
00:52:41.000 I know everyone's freaked out, but the reason I'm hopeful is not because of, like, the bombings and the deaths, obviously.
00:52:49.000 It's the outcry.
00:52:51.000 Like, when in history has there been this level of outcry?
00:52:58.000 Like, no!
00:52:59.000 What are you doing?
00:53:00.000 Stop!
00:53:02.000 To me, that's the sign that human consciousness is evolving to value life in a way that maybe we didn't value before.
00:53:13.000 Because there have been infinite wars.
00:53:18.000 Including, how many people did we fucking bomb?
00:53:21.000 How many civilians did we fucking kill when we were fucking bombing Iraq?
00:53:27.000 How many?
00:53:29.000 It's a lot, right?
00:53:30.000 Well, they don't know the full number.
00:53:34.000 You get two different people's numbers, but they think that it's somewhere in the neighborhood of a million people died.
00:53:39.000 Right.
00:53:41.000 Is that correct?
00:53:43.000 I think it's also like deaths that they attribute to things that happened because of the war.
00:53:49.000 But I think it led to a million innocent deaths.
00:53:53.000 Or somewhere in that range.
00:53:54.000 I think that was the high end.
00:53:56.000 There was an outcry over that war.
00:53:58.000 It's not the same as this.
00:53:59.000 If you think about the numbers, I think it's also the access that we have now to cell phone footage and how good it is and how quickly it gets posted.
00:54:09.000 That's relatively recently.
00:54:13.000 The real abilities of these phones to make videos like they do now.
00:54:18.000 How long has that been going on?
00:54:19.000 You're right.
00:54:20.000 Ten years?
00:54:21.000 You're right.
00:54:24.000 100,000?
00:54:27.000 66,000 civilians!
00:54:30.000 210,296 civilian deaths from violence.
00:54:36.000 109,000 deaths including 66,081 civilian.
00:54:43.000 That's weird.
00:54:44.000 I don't understand what they're saying there.
00:54:48.000 What's that?
00:54:50.000 It just pulled that section from the middle of this whole thing.
00:54:53.000 Civilian deaths from violence.
00:54:55.000 Does that mean war?
00:54:56.000 Like, what does that mean?
00:54:57.000 So that's civilians that were killed entirely by war, or is that civilians that died just from violence?
00:55:05.000 Well...
00:55:05.000 Any kind of violence.
00:55:06.000 Yeah.
00:55:07.000 Like stabbing your neighbor.
00:55:08.000 But this is like...
00:55:09.000 Carlin does jokes about this.
00:55:10.000 This is what's really insidious about this shit.
00:55:12.000 It's like...
00:55:13.000 It's war.
00:55:14.000 Say it's fucking war.
00:55:16.000 It's like the violence is related to war.
00:55:21.000 So don't say from violence.
00:55:22.000 Say from fucking war because that's what war does.
00:55:27.000 You know, it's really crazy looking at dead human numbers.
00:55:33.000 Go put that back up, please.
00:55:35.000 When you're looking at the number, 210,296 civilian deaths from violence, when you look at that number, it's so two-dimensional.
00:55:47.000 You don't get an understanding of how insanely evil that number really is.
00:55:54.000 210,296 People that didn't have to die.
00:56:00.000 How many memories?
00:56:01.000 That died because someone wanted to do something and got a group of people to go and do their bidding, and they all were authorized to shoot people.
00:56:11.000 Yeah, man.
00:56:12.000 This is a crazy thing that we still do as human beings.
00:56:17.000 And the problem is, I don't see a way out of it, because terrorists are real, criminals are real, bad people are real.
00:56:23.000 This is the world we're living in.
00:56:28.000 You take mushrooms.
00:56:29.000 We gotta get mushrooms legal for the entire country.
00:56:32.000 The whole country.
00:56:33.000 Yeah.
00:56:33.000 And just force them down everybody's throat.
00:56:35.000 Force people to do mushrooms.
00:56:37.000 Do it for everyone else.
00:56:39.000 That's our robots.
00:56:41.000 Do it for everyone else.
00:56:42.000 Our robot fucking like a bird.
00:56:44.000 It just pokes its fucking thing in your mouth and sprays psilocybin in there.
00:56:49.000 Can you imagine if AI forced us all to take psilocybin?
00:56:52.000 Oh, what a horrible day that would be.
00:56:54.000 Can you imagine if that was AI's solution?
00:56:56.000 I was like, human beings actually developed their consciousness through this sort of relationship that they had with Cubensis mushrooms.
00:57:05.000 And this is the facts, and this is how we know, and this is why the doubling of the human brain size is such an anomaly, and it aligns with Terence McKenna's theories about how the grasslands receded.
00:57:19.000 It's an upgrade.
00:57:20.000 Or the rainforest receded into grasslands and people started eating cow shit bugs and cow shit mushrooms and then they started thinking about things different.
00:57:28.000 Oh my god.
00:57:28.000 Imagine if the AI tells us that's how it would...
00:57:30.000 So you just need to keep going, the AI would say.
00:57:33.000 Yeah.
00:57:33.000 You guys like quit.
00:57:35.000 Like, you know, you got your purple belt and you like, ugh, try to get injured and you backed out.
00:57:40.000 Go deeper.
00:57:40.000 Go deeper.
00:57:41.000 You need to go a little deeper.
00:57:42.000 A little deeper.
00:57:44.000 And if AI just like tells people like this is what you really should be taking, like imagine if like instead of mushrooms, especially psilocybin, instead of it being something that terrifies people and that makes people think oh my god you take it you're gonna lose your mind, you take it you're gonna be a fucking loser.
00:58:00.000 Imagine if it was actually scientifically proven that it does make you smarter and it makes you more effective at being a person and that these are the right doses.
00:58:10.000 Imagine if AI just starts spitting out doses in order to gain this percentage of increase in cognitive ability.
00:58:16.000 Fucking best.
00:58:17.000 You can get this percentage of increase in empathy at this dose for this many days.
00:58:22.000 And it just starts, like, re-engineering human beings through psilocybin.
00:58:27.000 You know, one of the things Ram Dass said, which I love, is when they would ask him things like, you know, how did this happen to you?
00:58:32.000 How did you get, like, to be this benevolent, like, thing that is radiating love all the time, which he was?
00:58:39.000 He goes, I trusted the mushroom.
00:58:43.000 And he meant it, dude!
00:58:46.000 Because I don't know that we get a Ram Dass without psilocybin.
00:58:52.000 There's a beautiful famous story of him hanging out with Tim Leary and some other luminaries and they had synthetic psilocybin.
00:59:01.000 And that was pretty much the real beginning of his path.
00:59:07.000 You know, sometimes I'm a little skeptical about this concept because I worry that – because I've met people who are really into psychedelics who are like – somehow it went the opposite direction.
00:59:19.000 They're really kind of egoic.
00:59:22.000 They're into the dosage.
00:59:24.000 And how many times – They're very guru-like.
00:59:26.000 Yeah.
00:59:27.000 They become guru.
00:59:28.000 And by the way, guru isn't always bad.
00:59:31.000 Not always.
00:59:32.000 But they become narcissistic.
00:59:34.000 They become power gurus.
00:59:36.000 More like sorcerers.
00:59:38.000 Co-leaders.
00:59:39.000 Co-leaders.
00:59:40.000 And so, yeah.
00:59:42.000 So, like, I worry that, you know, because everyone's like, what if we just gave Putin a shit ton of mushrooms?
00:59:48.000 It's like, well, it's going to go one of two ways.
00:59:51.000 Like, it's going to be like where he's just like, oh my fucking God.
00:59:54.000 Oh my fucking God.
00:59:57.000 I thought I was Russian.
00:59:58.000 I'm an earthling.
01:00:00.000 What the fuck was I thinking?
01:00:02.000 I was conditioned.
01:00:04.000 This is brainwashing.
01:00:05.000 I got brainwashed by culture.
01:00:07.000 And it's over, guys.
01:00:09.000 No more of this shit.
01:00:10.000 I retire.
01:00:11.000 I'm moving to fucking Hawaii, whatever.
01:00:15.000 Or it goes the other way, which is like, oh, God wants me to fire nuclear missiles.
01:00:25.000 We don't know!
01:00:27.000 Roll the dice!
01:00:28.000 I do think if we're looking at massive, instantaneous shifts in planetary consciousness, psychedelics, definitely one of the ways.
01:00:42.000 Have you heard of the Brotherhood of Eternal Love?
01:00:44.000 No, but...
01:00:47.000 I don't like the way it sounds.
01:00:49.000 I think you'd like them.
01:00:51.000 Just the name.
01:00:53.000 That sounds like the bad people in some really corny movie.
01:00:57.000 It does.
01:00:58.000 Brotherhood of eternal love.
01:00:59.000 We're the brotherhood of eternal love.
01:01:01.000 Speaking of which, I saw a really good movie last night.
01:01:03.000 What?
01:01:05.000 I think it's called Late Night with the Devil.
01:01:09.000 It's a 2024 movie about a talk show host in 1977 that has this girl come on the show, and it's like really done, like it looks like you're in 1977. So good.
01:01:21.000 And the girl's possessed.
01:01:23.000 And it builds, man.
01:01:25.000 Dude, it's so fucking good.
01:01:26.000 Have you seen this?
01:01:27.000 Yes!
01:01:28.000 Oh, you loved it, right?
01:01:29.000 Dude, I loved it.
01:01:30.000 It's great.
01:01:30.000 It's so good.
01:01:31.000 Late Night with the Devil, officially.
01:01:33.000 I think it just came out a couple months ago.
01:01:35.000 It must have just went straight to being streamed.
01:01:38.000 But it's fucking good, man.
01:01:39.000 And that's good casting, dude.
01:01:42.000 The host is so much like that level talk show host from that time period.
01:01:49.000 And it's scary.
01:01:50.000 And it's fucking good.
01:01:52.000 Yeah, it's solid.
01:01:54.000 Highly recommend.
01:01:55.000 Yeah, it was solid.
01:01:56.000 It was really solid.
01:01:58.000 Solid, dude.
01:01:58.000 And dude, you know what I just saw?
01:02:00.000 And I was super skeptical about this one.
01:02:04.000 But it's not bad.
01:02:05.000 The Pope's Exorcist.
01:02:07.000 Have you seen that?
01:02:08.000 Dude, I know.
01:02:08.000 I had the same...
01:02:10.000 I had the same thinking.
01:02:12.000 My brother-in-law, who's got really good taste in movies, he's like, it's actually not that bad.
01:02:17.000 It's a little cheesy.
01:02:18.000 It's fucking good, dude.
01:02:20.000 Really?
01:02:20.000 Yes, it's very good.
01:02:22.000 But stupid, but good.
01:02:24.000 You know what I mean?
01:02:26.000 This is the Pope's exorcist?
01:02:28.000 Yeah, and I usually don't get into Russell Crowe.
01:02:30.000 I don't get into exorcist movies usually.
01:02:32.000 Why do they all fucking turn their head like that?
01:02:35.000 But what's interesting is this guy, the Pope has an exorcist and he wrote a bunch of fucking books.
01:02:41.000 And so it's kind of drawing from like stories of this guy doing exorcisms.
01:02:46.000 And it's fascinating, man.
01:02:49.000 It's really interesting.
01:02:50.000 It would be...
01:02:52.000 The greatest deception ever, if demonic possession was real and we were all mocking it, and then one day you saw it, you actually saw it, you'd be like, oh no, it's real.
01:03:05.000 Dude, I think it is real.
01:03:08.000 Like, I think we've just come up with new words for it.
01:03:13.000 But have you ever had this happen?
01:03:16.000 I'm gonna get made fun of this.
01:03:17.000 Have you ever had this happen?
01:03:18.000 Like, have you ever been like super high, you're walking down the street, you pass somebody having a psychotic episode, and they start saying what you're thinking?
01:03:28.000 Have you ever had that happen?
01:03:29.000 No.
01:03:30.000 I have.
01:03:30.000 Really?
01:03:31.000 Yeah.
01:03:31.000 What were you thinking though?
01:03:32.000 I'm hot.
01:03:37.000 I feel crazy!
01:03:38.000 I feel crazy!
01:03:41.000 I feel crazy!
01:03:42.000 I'm hot!
01:03:43.000 Oh my god, he knows he can read my mind!
01:03:45.000 I'm too high right now!
01:03:47.000 He can read my mind!
01:03:49.000 No, he was kind of like...
01:03:52.000 He was like garbling out like shit.
01:03:55.000 I think I was thinking about like, I mean, obviously any of this stuff.
01:03:58.000 It's not scientific.
01:03:59.000 Obviously it's not scientific.
01:04:00.000 Wait a minute.
01:04:00.000 You're not a scientist?
01:04:01.000 I am a scientist.
01:04:03.000 I am actually, yeah, I am a fucking scientist.
01:04:06.000 I study rainbows.
01:04:07.000 I study the power of rainbows to heal.
01:04:10.000 Animals.
01:04:11.000 I forget who posted it up, but there's some video of all these college kids talking about, it went viral, all these college kids talking about what their degree was in, and all these woke kids with these ridiculous degrees,
01:04:27.000 like what they studied.
01:04:29.000 Yeah, man.
01:04:31.000 Dude, very expensive to get those fucking degrees.
01:04:33.000 It is a hilarious video.
01:04:35.000 Because it's like, how does anybody not see that that is a massive waste of your time?
01:04:39.000 Like, what have you done?
01:04:41.000 You have been tricked.
01:04:42.000 You have been tricked into getting a degree in nonsense.
01:04:45.000 Dude.
01:04:46.000 Dead.
01:04:46.000 And you can write papers in nonsense and books on nonsense.
01:04:49.000 But- Aside from that, you know what you've really been tricked into?
01:04:53.000 You've become a fucking vassal of the banks.
01:04:55.000 Like, you are eternally indebted to the structures that you are opposing.
01:05:02.000 It's like, oh, what's your...
01:05:04.000 Oh, so you spent how much again?
01:05:07.000 Like $180,000 to get to major in, like, communist studies?
01:05:14.000 Great.
01:05:15.000 Okay.
01:05:17.000 You're late on your payment, motherfucker!
01:05:19.000 You gotta pay us now.
01:05:21.000 Not only that, it's the ultimate mafia group.
01:05:23.000 They want your money no matter what.
01:05:26.000 Even if Social Security, fuck you, pay me.
01:05:28.000 They're the ultimate fuck you, pay me, people.
01:05:31.000 Fuck you, pay me.
01:05:32.000 Apparently, we talked about this before, but apparently there are certain circumstances under which there's a certain type of bankruptcy that'll allow you to evade that, but I wonder what that is.
01:05:44.000 It's suicide.
01:05:47.000 I've dug into it before in the podcast, but I don't understand enough to interrupt.
01:05:51.000 Yeah, I remember us talking about it.
01:05:53.000 I don't understand it either.
01:05:55.000 Dude, this is like, man, well, we've definitely talked about this before, but rest in peace, David Graber.
01:06:00.000 Wrote a great book called Bullshit Jobs.
01:06:03.000 Brilliant mind, man.
01:06:04.000 Brilliant mind.
01:06:04.000 But he basically talks about how, like, so the idea is, I'm going to go to college and Oh, discharge.
01:06:12.000 No problem, man.
01:06:14.000 Discharge and bankruptcy.
01:06:15.000 If you declare bankruptcy and then the bankruptcy court determines repaying your loans would cause undue hardship, your loans can be discharged.
01:06:23.000 How many times does that happen?
01:06:24.000 Zero?
01:06:26.000 Yeah, it's legal as long as this judge decides.
01:06:30.000 I'm sorry, but repaying your loans always produces undue fucking hardship.
01:06:33.000 It sucks to pay back loans.
01:06:35.000 It sucks.
01:06:35.000 It always sucks.
01:06:37.000 I want a fucking nice computer.
01:06:38.000 I want a boat!
01:06:39.000 I want a swimming boat!
01:06:41.000 We're good to go.
01:06:42.000 For example, several types of loans associated with education expenses are dischargeable in bankruptcy like most other types of unsecured consumer debt.
01:06:52.000 These types of loans for education expenses are not subject to the more difficult standard and extra step.
01:06:59.000 These loans could include, for example, loans where the loan amount was higher than the cost of the attendance, such as tuition, books, rooms, and board, which can occur when a loan is paid directly to a consumer.
01:07:10.000 Loans pay for education.
01:07:12.000 So that means they could do it, they could forgive you if the loan amount was higher than the cost of attendance?
01:07:21.000 Is that what it's saying?
01:07:23.000 Or is it saying it's going to pay you the difference?
01:07:26.000 Like you could deduct the difference when you get a bankruptcy?
01:07:30.000 I don't know.
01:07:31.000 Loans to pay for education at places that are not eligible for Title IV funding include unaccredited colleges, a school in a foreign country.
01:07:41.000 So, so much for your wizard university, Duncan.
01:07:44.000 You can't go bankrupt with your wizard degree.
01:07:47.000 You still have to pay it.
01:07:49.000 Are you fucking kidding?
01:07:50.000 I'm up to my neck in debt for this shit.
01:07:53.000 It says you have to pay it.
01:07:54.000 It's unaccredited, Duncan.
01:07:56.000 The rainbow thing, it's like something's changed in the Earth's atmosphere because it's not healing anymore.
01:08:01.000 It's an unaccredited wizard school.
01:08:04.000 You went cheap and now you're fucked.
01:08:06.000 Well, I'm sorry, Joe.
01:08:08.000 Not everybody was born a billionaire like you.
01:08:11.000 I know you weren't, I'm joking!
01:08:13.000 I don't think that that wizard stuff is good anyway.
01:08:17.000 I think you're toying with the devil.
01:08:20.000 Just like that late night show.
01:08:22.000 I'm that little bald guy that was like in the show.
01:08:25.000 That's me.
01:08:26.000 Where I'm like, hey, you're messing with something.
01:08:28.000 Can I ask you something?
01:08:29.000 Yes.
01:08:30.000 Where did the devil come from?
01:08:31.000 That's a good question.
01:08:32.000 Did God make the devil?
01:08:34.000 What a mean trick.
01:08:35.000 Can you imagine?
01:08:37.000 Do you need the devil?
01:08:39.000 Is it symbolic of what we need in this life?
01:08:44.000 Do we need to see what's happening in Palestine in order to reassess the way we behave as a civilization?
01:08:53.000 Do we need crime to get out of hand before we realize that law and order is important and that we really need to figure out a way to stop crime at its root source?
01:09:05.000 We're just disenfranchised people.
01:09:07.000 Do we really need something?
01:09:08.000 Maybe that's the only way we learn.
01:09:11.000 Maybe there's lottery winners.
01:09:13.000 They don't do well, dude.
01:09:14.000 They don't do well because they didn't learn.
01:09:17.000 They just got all this money like, and then they're doing a blow, and they're on a fucking dot, and it's gone.
01:09:22.000 Now it's gone.
01:09:23.000 Now you're mad, and everybody's mad at you, and you didn't invest in the business with your uncle, and everybody's pissed at you.
01:09:29.000 So you're asking, do we need the devil?
01:09:31.000 I wonder if you need...
01:09:33.000 A bad and a good.
01:09:34.000 I wonder if you need something.
01:09:36.000 I wonder if you need to see 200 plus thousand dead people and just have that number in your head and just try to picture what that looks like.
01:09:44.000 I wonder if we need that.
01:09:46.000 Resistance.
01:09:46.000 In order to realize.
01:09:47.000 Yes!
01:09:48.000 Yes.
01:09:49.000 You don't grow without resistance.
01:09:53.000 We're thinking of it as just plain, this is life.
01:09:57.000 But we're in the middle of a process.
01:10:00.000 We're in the middle of a process.
01:10:02.000 Everyone understands this and no one thinks about it.
01:10:06.000 We are in the middle of this Intellectually evolutionary process.
01:10:13.000 That's funny that I said those two words in such a goofy way.
01:10:18.000 Intellectually evolution.
01:10:21.000 But there's a thing going on where we're assuming that civilization is going to be better all the time.
01:10:27.000 And we're always going to get better all the time.
01:10:29.000 Which is really interesting.
01:10:30.000 Because no other animal does that.
01:10:32.000 There's not another animal alive that says, we only killed 47 zebras this year.
01:10:38.000 Next year, we're fucking cranking it up.
01:10:41.000 We're going to be better and more efficient.
01:10:43.000 We want to be better at everything.
01:10:44.000 We want to be better at our industry.
01:10:46.000 We want to be better at fixing our infrastructure.
01:10:48.000 We want to be better at housing.
01:10:50.000 We want to be better all the time.
01:10:52.000 There's this constant push for progress.
01:10:54.000 And if you just step back and look at where it's going with this train wreck of AI happening at the same time that's going on, it's like, oh, we were fueling this!
01:11:02.000 We were fueling the takeover!
01:11:04.000 We were buying iPhones!
01:11:07.000 Dude, I think...
01:11:09.000 This is so funny you're mentioning this, because honestly, it's so embarrassing.
01:11:14.000 This is so dumb.
01:11:16.000 I don't care.
01:11:17.000 I'm wearing a robot outfit.
01:11:19.000 At the gym...
01:11:23.000 Yesterday, I'm working out, and I've started listening to classic gospel music.
01:11:29.000 It is so good.
01:11:31.000 If you're having a shitty day, it doesn't matter if you're not Christian, just fucking listen to it.
01:11:35.000 It's so upbeat, and it makes you happy, and it's kind of magical.
01:11:40.000 So I'm at the gym, and I'm thinking about Jesus, because I've been listening to gospel music.
01:11:46.000 I was thinking like, oh, oh, like maybe the idea as far as like the devil goes, because I always wonder that.
01:11:54.000 Who made the devil?
01:11:55.000 Why did God make the devil?
01:11:56.000 Why is there a devil?
01:11:56.000 Is there a devil?
01:11:57.000 Is it just a fucking symbol for something?
01:11:59.000 But I realized like, oh, like, you know, that stupid song, if you love some, if you love somebody.
01:12:06.000 Set them free.
01:12:07.000 So it's like, the idea being, I'm making you.
01:12:11.000 You're sentient.
01:12:12.000 And I'm setting you free.
01:12:13.000 And I'm setting you free in a fucking universe where there's collectivized evil.
01:12:19.000 There's some kind of semantics.
01:12:22.000 There's some kind of thing that forms, which will fuck you up.
01:12:25.000 And, because I love you, I'm going to let you figure it out.
01:12:31.000 And then from that perspective, and also if there is some super intelligence and somehow in the universe there's a bifurcation or something that's centered on the self instead of others, That has an intelligence to it to really,
01:12:49.000 like, fucking flex to that thing.
01:12:52.000 You're like, okay, I'm just gonna give you these things that I love so much.
01:12:58.000 And if you win, if you corrupt my creation fully, then...
01:13:06.000 Then you win.
01:13:06.000 I was wrong.
01:13:07.000 But I don't think you are.
01:13:09.000 I don't think it's gonna happen.
01:13:10.000 Because inevitably, whatever it is, you take a psychedelic, for me whenever I take psychedelics, too many, right away I start thinking about how selfish I am.
01:13:19.000 I start thinking like, dude, like, it hurts.
01:13:22.000 It hurts to be jealous.
01:13:24.000 It hurts to not help.
01:13:27.000 It hurts to be so cherishing of myself.
01:13:31.000 And anytime I'm not doing that, I'm so happy.
01:13:36.000 You can't force that onto somebody.
01:13:41.000 They have to stumble upon it somehow.
01:13:43.000 And that's Christianity.
01:13:44.000 They don't get it unless they feel it.
01:13:47.000 That's it.
01:13:47.000 And so to let these things that theoretically I'm talking about from Christian cosmology that you love more than anything else, which by the way, like in the Garden of Eden story, When God says something like, where are you?
01:14:02.000 To Adam and Eve.
01:14:04.000 And apparently the original translation, that crying out, is the way of, like, you know, have you ever lost your kid at a playground?
01:14:13.000 It's that!
01:14:14.000 It's not like, where are you?
01:14:16.000 Slaves!
01:14:16.000 It's like when you're calling for your kids.
01:14:19.000 Yeah, it's heavy, man.
01:14:22.000 I feel like maybe the whole thing is designed for us individually to stumble upon that basic truth that underneath the shell is love.
01:14:39.000 And the love wants to express itself.
01:14:41.000 And love doesn't express itself by saying, me, me.
01:14:45.000 Love is always like, I love you.
01:14:47.000 What can I do for you?
01:14:48.000 Let me help you.
01:14:49.000 It's like the person swimming into the lake for no reason to get that last person who fucking was in a car accident.
01:14:55.000 And they drown.
01:14:56.000 You know, they get the person to save you and they die.
01:14:58.000 This is...
01:14:59.000 To me, I think that's the devil.
01:15:01.000 That's why it's there.
01:15:02.000 It might be real.
01:15:04.000 I think as a term of convenience, it's great.
01:15:07.000 But it's like, holy shit, man.
01:15:09.000 Like...
01:15:09.000 As an inclination, it's real, right?
01:15:12.000 Like whether or not you murder a baby because the devil made you do it or because some other force that is just like the devil that just happens to be a part of human beings, that in violent rages, they could do horrific things.
01:15:28.000 And then on top of that, also intentionally evil.
01:15:31.000 Just like chimpanzees?
01:15:32.000 Yeah.
01:15:33.000 I mean, chimpanzees do it.
01:15:34.000 Do we think the devil's invading the chimps when they're doing it?
01:15:36.000 Or do we think that this is some bygone, some leftover shit that's in our DNA that can go sideways and allow people to become serial killers or allow people to become assassins?
01:15:50.000 I think it's a semantics argument.
01:15:51.000 I think it's an identification of a possibility in a human life.
01:15:56.000 There is a possibility in a human life to make a series of shitty decisions.
01:16:00.000 And those shitty decisions lead you into darker and darker and darker experiences of reality.
01:16:05.000 And the darker your experience of reality, the more likely you are to make a shitty decision.
01:16:09.000 Because you've gotten yourself into fucking debt.
01:16:12.000 You went to wizard school.
01:16:13.000 You've got...
01:16:15.000 You study fucking rainbow magic.
01:16:17.000 It doesn't seem to be real.
01:16:18.000 No one's coming to your clinic.
01:16:20.000 Now you're like, you know, $800,000 in fucking debt.
01:16:23.000 And now what are you gonna fucking do?
01:16:25.000 Like, you gotta figure out a way to make money.
01:16:26.000 So how are you gonna make the fucking money?
01:16:28.000 Well, you find some scam or some shit, right?
01:16:31.000 And then the next thing you know, now you're like...
01:16:33.000 Lying to people and now that you're lying to people you have to keep fucking lying to people and then you start lying to yourself and then you get lost in a maze of self-deception that leads you into lower and lower and lower levels of consciousness until the next thing you know you're in fucking jail or you're dead you're killing somebody and so so like Call it whatever you want to fucking call it,
01:16:53.000 but this entropic reality in human existence is very fucking real.
01:16:59.000 And the message of all the great lineages, whether it's Hinduism, Christianity, Buddhism, is at any given moment in that hell state you've gotten yourself into, there is a way to get the fuck out.
01:17:11.000 You don't have to be in hell.
01:17:13.000 It's like what C.S. Lewis says, the gates of hell are locked from the inside.
01:17:17.000 There's a fucking way out.
01:17:20.000 Good question.
01:17:20.000 It's so good, dude!
01:17:22.000 It's so good!
01:17:24.000 It's so good!
01:17:25.000 That's such a good one.
01:17:26.000 And that's, you know, that's why I love Jesus.
01:17:28.000 That's why I love the message of Christianity.
01:17:30.000 Why don't you look into Jesus?
01:17:32.000 Praise God.
01:17:34.000 You've heard that song, right?
01:17:35.000 Yeah, dude.
01:17:35.000 That song is fucking great.
01:17:37.000 It shows up on my gospel playlist.
01:17:38.000 Isn't it weird that that guy, like, that was it?
01:17:42.000 That was like, that was his song.
01:17:44.000 It was like this one song that was a banger.
01:17:46.000 But you listen to the rest of them, you're like...
01:17:48.000 Dude, I know.
01:17:49.000 That sucks.
01:17:49.000 Oh, God, man.
01:17:51.000 That's the worst.
01:17:52.000 There's a few of those guys that we've...
01:17:53.000 You know Johnny Thunder?
01:17:54.000 You know that song, I'm Alive?
01:17:56.000 No.
01:17:56.000 Bro, I played that song for so many fucking people, including musicians, you know?
01:18:00.000 I played it for Zach Ryan, and he was like, ooh!
01:18:02.000 Like, you hear it, and people are like, God damn!
01:18:05.000 And it's from 1969. One-hit wonder.
01:18:08.000 Dude, I don't even think it was a hit.
01:18:10.000 There was another version of it that his version of I'm Alive was a cover of.
01:18:16.000 And it was better than the original version.
01:18:18.000 And it was so good.
01:18:19.000 You're like, if this guy can make this song, somebody needs to write for him, man.
01:18:24.000 This guy's a star.
01:18:25.000 This guy's got bangers.
01:18:27.000 I mean, this was a fucking tremendous song.
01:18:30.000 And it was just one.
01:18:31.000 Dude, it's gotta be so scary, man.
01:18:36.000 You know when you make a great movie, and then you gotta make your next movie?
01:18:41.000 It's gotta be fucking good.
01:18:43.000 Say you make that movie, what's it called?
01:18:45.000 Deus Ex Machina?
01:18:47.000 You know that movie?
01:18:48.000 And you're like, I gotta make another movie.
01:18:50.000 And then you're like, Civil War.
01:18:52.000 And oh, fuck.
01:18:58.000 I'm sorry!
01:18:59.000 I'm sorry!
01:19:01.000 That is the guy, right?
01:19:05.000 Man, I'm sorry Alex Garland.
01:19:07.000 By the way, you're brilliant.
01:19:09.000 I get it.
01:19:10.000 The attempt, I get it.
01:19:11.000 Who knows?
01:19:12.000 You never know what happened in the process.
01:19:16.000 I've started doing video and I'm recognizing just how hard it is just to get the lighting right for my dumb ass sitting there rambling.
01:19:25.000 Anyone who makes a fucking movie is a genius fucking wizard.
01:19:30.000 And all the people that come together.
01:19:32.000 Some of them just don't work out the way they want it to.
01:19:34.000 They just don't work out.
01:19:35.000 They just don't work out.
01:19:35.000 That's how it is with like pilots for TV shows.
01:19:38.000 It's for sketches that people create.
01:19:41.000 Yeah.
01:19:42.000 Yeah.
01:19:42.000 You know.
01:19:42.000 But like I just like I think doing a video podcast and then critiquing a great director is pretty fucked up man.
01:19:52.000 I just I don't mean I just and a lot of people like the movie but um You try to dig yourself out.
01:19:58.000 I just feel bad!
01:20:00.000 I feel bad!
01:20:02.000 Like, no, I... But, God damn, it was horrible.
01:20:13.000 It was so bad.
01:20:15.000 That's hilarious.
01:20:16.000 It was so bad.
01:20:17.000 Yeah.
01:20:18.000 Oh my god, that's funny.
01:20:19.000 Yeah.
01:20:19.000 I'm glad I didn't see it.
01:20:21.000 No, you're lucky you didn't see it.
01:20:23.000 Have you been watching The Gentleman on Netflix?
01:20:25.000 No, what's that?
01:20:26.000 Oh, dude.
01:20:28.000 It's a Guy Ritchie series on Netflix.
01:20:31.000 It's fucking amazing.
01:20:33.000 What is it?
01:20:33.000 It's about these weed growers in the UK. Cool.
01:20:38.000 I don't want to give away any more of it, but it's basically the movie The Gentleman.
01:20:42.000 I don't know if you ever saw the movie, but this is the same world that the movie takes place in, just with different characters.
01:20:49.000 Cool.
01:20:50.000 It's fucking great, man!
01:20:52.000 It's a great show.
01:20:53.000 I think it has like six episodes, or how many episodes does it have?
01:20:56.000 Eight?
01:20:58.000 There's some good movies coming out right now, man.
01:21:01.000 It's kind of awesome.
01:21:02.000 We went through like a pretty rough cinema drought.
01:21:04.000 I don't know.
01:21:05.000 Do you remember?
01:21:05.000 I mean, you got to think about how many movies get drawn up, they get funded, COVID hits, everything gets shut down.
01:21:13.000 Everything gets shut down.
01:21:14.000 And then everybody loses money.
01:21:16.000 No one's going to the movies anymore.
01:21:17.000 Everything's fucked.
01:21:18.000 So you have to wait for forever before things get back on track, things start getting profitable again, and then they start making Dune 2. I haven't seen it, but I heard it's awesome.
01:21:27.000 They start making movies like that.
01:21:29.000 They start making banger movies again.
01:21:31.000 Dude, Dune 2 is so fucking good.
01:21:35.000 I watched it with Asan, and dude, I was like, you know that, like, you get bliss, and movies are so good, and you're the...
01:21:43.000 You're the right amount of stoned.
01:21:46.000 And, like, you realize, like, oh my god, it's only been 30 fucking minutes, and this is already the most insanely beautiful thing I've ever seen in my fucking life.
01:21:54.000 The soundtrack!
01:21:55.000 When you look up how they made the soundtrack for that movie, it is insane, man!
01:22:02.000 Everything about it is, like, they had throat singing in it.
01:22:06.000 They've got, like...
01:22:07.000 It's so cool, dude!
01:22:11.000 Did you read the books?
01:22:12.000 No.
01:22:14.000 The books are so good.
01:22:15.000 The first one, honestly, the second one I struggle with, but the first one is...
01:22:18.000 Wait a minute, what book?
01:22:19.000 Dune.
01:22:20.000 No, I didn't read that.
01:22:22.000 Frank Herbert, it's one of the best sci-fi books ever.
01:22:25.000 I think I read...
01:22:28.000 I think I read one of those.
01:22:30.000 Did they make them into like comic books, like really nice comic books?
01:22:34.000 Probably.
01:22:35.000 Did they?
01:22:37.000 But you can't...
01:22:38.000 I never got into the first one, the first movie.
01:22:40.000 So when the second one came around, I was like...
01:22:42.000 Oh, dude.
01:22:43.000 You keep hearing it's amazing.
01:22:44.000 The second one's better than the first, and the first was great if you're like a Dune nerd, which I am.
01:22:48.000 Oh, you're a Dune nerd?
01:22:49.000 Oh, I'm a Dune nerd.
01:22:50.000 I've been reading that book since...
01:22:51.000 Oh, interesting.
01:22:51.000 Dude, the Spice Milan.
01:22:55.000 First of all, Frank Herbert was a mycologist, the guy who wrote Dune.
01:23:00.000 Did you know that?
01:23:02.000 Stamets talks about it.
01:23:04.000 Yeah.
01:23:07.000 Whoa.
01:23:17.000 Duncan, this is what's gonna happen when Trump wins.
01:23:22.000 Robert De Niro is right.
01:23:24.000 Robert De Niro is right, Duncan.
01:23:27.000 Do you want to line up and lose all your rights and he never leaves the White House and you have throat singing on the Capitol Hill steps?
01:23:35.000 Throat singing?
01:23:36.000 It's so funny.
01:23:37.000 I was like, dude, that sounds awesome!
01:23:40.000 Make America green again.
01:23:44.000 Everybody sneaks in and gets a gun.
01:23:47.000 Crisis in the morning, crisis in the morning.
01:23:50.000 Sneak in, we'll give you money.
01:23:51.000 Sneak in, sneak in, vote for us.
01:23:53.000 Dude, yeah, so, like, there's all these theories about Dune.
01:23:59.000 But the blue eyes, so you eat this spice melange that you need it for space travel.
01:24:07.000 It's only produced on, you know the story, but like the blue eyes.
01:24:10.000 So there's a theory, because Frank Herbert was a mycologist.
01:24:14.000 The blue eyes represent psilocybin and like that was his melange is like psilocybin and like Yeah, dude, and he he Apparently I think it's San Fran.
01:24:26.000 He was living on a boat next to Alan Watts.
01:24:29.000 Oh and they were they were fucking friends so a lot of the like You remember the Gom Jabbar, the needle that that witch puts to Paul Atreides neck to say, like, they want to find out if you're human.
01:24:43.000 So you put your hand in this box that if you pull your fucking hand out of the box, she stabs you with this needle.
01:24:51.000 It kills you because you're not human.
01:24:52.000 Who gives a fuck?
01:24:53.000 And so Gom Jabbar, Gom in Tibetan Buddhism is the name for meditation.
01:24:58.000 So there's all these, like, clearly he was pals with Alan Watts.
01:25:02.000 And he, like, weaves a lot of, like, a lot of the language in it is, like, the daughter in the womb, I think her name's Aaliyah, which is, like, a Buddhist term for, like, the emptiness, for a state of pure consciousness.
01:25:16.000 And so it's a deep book, is my point.
01:25:19.000 And you would love it.
01:25:20.000 And it inspired Star Wars, right?
01:25:22.000 Didn't we just talk about this?
01:25:23.000 We did, right?
01:25:24.000 Duncan might know more about that, but it was, they came from the same...
01:25:28.000 Thing, I think.
01:25:29.000 What do you mean?
01:25:30.000 Dune and Star Wars came from the same place?
01:25:32.000 Like, they both were inspired by the same thing?
01:25:35.000 I asked that question out loud.
01:25:36.000 I thought...
01:25:36.000 I thought we talked about it the other day.
01:25:38.000 Did we not talk about it on the podcast?
01:25:40.000 We did.
01:25:40.000 Okay, we did, right?
01:25:41.000 But I think it was...
01:25:43.000 Dune came before Star Wars.
01:25:46.000 And then Star Wars was written by different people.
01:25:48.000 I don't know.
01:25:50.000 I think Dune predates Star Wars for sure.
01:25:52.000 Yeah, Dune predates Star Wars.
01:25:53.000 We talked about it the other day.
01:25:54.000 What is the whole story though?
01:25:56.000 What were you trying to say?
01:25:57.000 I didn't understand what you're saying.
01:25:58.000 That they both...
01:25:59.000 I had asked that out loud.
01:26:00.000 I said, isn't Dune just...
01:26:02.000 Star Wars is a Dune ripoff.
01:26:04.000 And then I dug into it and it says that they both...
01:26:07.000 Sorry, both creators...
01:26:09.000 Took similarities and inspiration from the same original source.
01:26:14.000 I think it's...
01:26:15.000 But what's the original source?
01:26:16.000 I'm trying to read as I'm talking.
01:26:18.000 Oh, oh.
01:26:19.000 So there's something else.
01:26:20.000 There was an original story like that?
01:26:21.000 I'm sorry.
01:26:22.000 It's like a short story.
01:26:23.000 Dune is influenced probably...
01:26:25.000 It's like the greatest sci-fi book, if you ask me, and it's influenced all sci-fi.
01:26:29.000 It's so fucking good, dude.
01:26:31.000 And did you see David Lynch's Dune?
01:26:33.000 No.
01:26:34.000 Oh, man.
01:26:35.000 You gotta watch Sting.
01:26:37.000 Is in David Lynch's Dune.
01:26:39.000 I did see it.
01:26:40.000 That was the original one, right?
01:26:42.000 The Lynch one was the original one.
01:26:43.000 I didn't get into it.
01:26:45.000 No!
01:26:45.000 Well, it was massively criticized because there have been attempts to do Dune.
01:26:50.000 This famous guy, Jodorowsky, there's a whole documentary on his idea for Dune.
01:26:54.000 David Lynch takes on the project.
01:26:57.000 And where the Dune we have now succeeds, where he failed, is they broke the book into two movies.
01:27:06.000 Every sci-fi property you love is based on Foundation.
01:27:09.000 Interesting.
01:27:10.000 Isaac Asimov's Foundation series is widely understood to be the inspiration for Star Wars, Dune, and even the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
01:27:17.000 Huh.
01:27:18.000 Wow.
01:27:19.000 You know, one of the things about the new Dune is the people look grimy.
01:27:25.000 Right.
01:27:26.000 They look like they're really in that world.
01:27:28.000 There was a thing about those old dunes that I couldn't get into because everybody looked too clean.
01:27:33.000 Everybody looked like they just stepped right out of wardrobe.
01:27:35.000 I just didn't, you know what I'm saying?
01:27:37.000 Like you see that when the guy's throat's hanging and those people, they're walking down and putting, everybody's dirty.
01:27:42.000 Yeah, it's cool.
01:27:43.000 They're grimy.
01:27:44.000 That's a...
01:27:45.000 You're living a crazy, fucked up, hard-ass life.
01:27:48.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:27:49.000 And like in the book, even in the newest one, I don't think they convey, like he writes about the smell in those sieges in the underground, like in the caves that the Fremen are living in.
01:28:01.000 He talks about the smell of the BO in there, like just all of these people living underground and the stink of that.
01:28:08.000 But dude, did you see that video of David Lynch eating this girl's panties?
01:28:15.000 Um, what?
01:28:18.000 No.
01:28:19.000 For real?
01:28:20.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:28:21.000 How's he doing that?
01:28:23.000 Jamie?
01:28:24.000 Do you want one of these?
01:28:25.000 You want a Lucy?
01:28:26.000 Yeah, let me spit this thing out.
01:28:30.000 Renegade rogue.
01:28:32.000 Chucked it.
01:28:32.000 Thank you.
01:28:33.000 Hey, do you know the Zen-spiracy?
01:28:34.000 Do you know about this?
01:28:34.000 We're all being accused of secretly being sponsored by Zen.
01:28:39.000 Yeah.
01:28:40.000 It's the funniest shit.
01:28:41.000 Okay, watch this.
01:28:42.000 This is crazy.
01:28:43.000 Okay.
01:28:44.000 This being dedicated to...
01:28:46.000 Is that real?
01:28:47.000 That doesn't seem real.
01:28:48.000 Is that not real?
01:28:49.000 That's AI, bro.
01:28:50.000 Goddammit.
01:28:51.000 I don't know, ma'am.
01:28:52.000 Looking forward to this.
01:28:53.000 I don't know who the voice is.
01:28:54.000 When was it posted?
01:28:56.000 Yeah, no, look, because this shit stood up.
01:28:59.000 I did see multiple videos or versions of the video too.
01:29:02.000 It just looked like his mouth was moving weird.
01:29:04.000 I mean, I hope it's real.
01:29:06.000 Thank you very much.
01:29:08.000 They're still warm.
01:29:10.000 Okay, now, they're very warm as a matter of fact, Cinnamon.
01:29:16.000 Okay, and now the deal is I'm going to put these panties In my mouth.
01:29:23.000 And pronounce WMM's full username.
01:29:27.000 Are you ready?
01:29:28.000 He's a genius.
01:29:31.000 What the fuck, dude?
01:29:33.000 I love him.
01:29:39.000 Countdown.
01:29:49.000 Okay, that's probably one of them frequencies that call the devil.
01:29:53.000 Like that sound, that's probably what the devil responds to.
01:29:55.000 If you have a mouthful of panties, you try to read anything, the devil's like, I got you!
01:29:59.000 I got you now!
01:30:00.000 That's a song of God!
01:30:03.000 There's a sound that you make, like a sound you make with a mouthful of panties.
01:30:07.000 Imagine, demons just summon, and they're like, we were waiting for you to open the portal!
01:30:13.000 Like, you have to make that sound.
01:30:15.000 Like the only way to make that sound is to be such a depraved fuck.
01:30:17.000 Do you have someone's panties stuffed in your mouth?
01:30:19.000 May I stop you there?
01:30:21.000 I don't think it's depraved to shove a beautiful woman's panties in your mouth.
01:30:24.000 I don't either.
01:30:25.000 But the devil thinks that it is and God thinks it is.
01:30:28.000 So if they agree, like this is an opportunity to go after him.
01:30:32.000 Look, this guy's out there eating people's underwear.
01:30:34.000 Let me tell you.
01:30:34.000 He's not going to solve the world's problems.
01:30:36.000 He's so crazy, he's eating underwear.
01:30:38.000 Why does everybody want to solve the world's problems?
01:30:40.000 Let's shove panties.
01:30:41.000 We're all in this together, Duncan.
01:30:41.000 I want to eat panties.
01:30:42.000 We are on the production line for AI, and you're not doing your part.
01:30:45.000 Dude, I... Okay?
01:30:46.000 Listen.
01:30:47.000 If there is a Satan, he doesn't want us to put panties in our mouth.
01:30:52.000 That's what the devil would really be.
01:30:54.000 The devil would really be anti-panties in mouth and be like, don't ever...
01:30:59.000 He would want you on Adderall and he'd want you working 24 hours a day.
01:31:03.000 Exactly.
01:31:03.000 Yeah.
01:31:04.000 Exactly.
01:31:05.000 The devil doesn't want us...
01:31:07.000 The devil hates David Lynch.
01:31:08.000 If there is a devil, he doesn't like David Lynch.
01:31:10.000 Right, because he's having fun.
01:31:12.000 Stuffing warm panties in his mouth.
01:31:14.000 Yeah.
01:31:15.000 It happened in 2003. Two or three?
01:31:18.000 Back when it was legal.
01:31:20.000 What if that was illegal?
01:31:23.000 What if we fucking developed laws for panty eating?
01:31:26.000 Like, enough!
01:31:27.000 We've summoned too many demons!
01:31:29.000 People just realize that all you have to do is fucking hold hands with mouthfuls of panties, and if the two of you are talking at the same time, you could summon a super demon.
01:31:38.000 Dude, like, it is kind of...
01:31:40.000 I mean, like, that wasn't like a dainty panty.
01:31:44.000 No, he stuffed a real panty in there.
01:31:46.000 That wasn't a g-string.
01:31:47.000 That was a huge blast.
01:31:48.000 It had a little bit of a back to it.
01:31:51.000 Like, and then to still be able to talk.
01:31:53.000 Oh yeah, what a genius.
01:31:54.000 He's so good.
01:31:55.000 He's so good.
01:31:56.000 Really good at talking.
01:31:57.000 Dude, I'm...
01:31:58.000 He's the best.
01:32:02.000 The portal's open!
01:32:03.000 Ah!
01:32:06.000 Twin Peaks was great.
01:32:07.000 Some fucking creatures hiding in your closet.
01:32:09.000 David, thank you for bringing me.
01:32:13.000 Thank you, David.
01:32:14.000 I have an idea for your next film.
01:32:16.000 What are you talking about?
01:32:16.000 The sound you make with a mouthful of panties.
01:32:19.000 Dude, yeah, well, I mean, look.
01:32:23.000 This is the thing.
01:32:25.000 David Lynch is one of the great artists alive today.
01:32:29.000 And this thing where we expect artists to behave like normal people...
01:32:35.000 Yeah, I don't expect that at all.
01:32:36.000 Not you, but you read the comments and people are like...
01:32:39.000 Oh, they're so mad at him, I'm sure.
01:32:40.000 I don't have to read it, but that's just what it is.
01:32:44.000 And it's also not representative, I think, of a real number of actual people.
01:32:49.000 The problem is, it's like whenever you do a survey, people say, oh, the survey is there.
01:32:55.000 No, you don't get a real percentage.
01:32:58.000 I don't give a fuck what your study says.
01:33:00.000 You only get 100% of the people.
01:33:04.000 That are on your survey are so fucking dumb that they reply to surveys.
01:33:11.000 Yes.
01:33:12.000 This is not everybody.
01:33:15.000 Exactly.
01:33:15.000 It's not even close.
01:33:17.000 Exactly.
01:33:17.000 It's just like comments.
01:33:18.000 Who the fuck leaves comments?
01:33:21.000 How do you have time?
01:33:22.000 I think about that all the time.
01:33:23.000 Unless you're like, good job, congratulations, being nice.
01:33:26.000 Who has time?
01:33:28.000 If you do, there's no chance you're devoting the proper amount of time to things in your life that you shouldn't do.
01:33:35.000 So it's this massive distraction and you get these arguments online that distract you from the failures in your real life.
01:33:41.000 But that is representative in a lot of people's minds to how people think about whatever this person posted or whether this political argument that people are having about things.
01:33:52.000 But that's not real, and then you've got the algorithm manipulation we were talking about, which is even more crazy!
01:33:58.000 Now, not only do you have the most complainy fucking people complaining, but you have the algorithm showing things that are going to piss you off like, look at this fucking...
01:34:06.000 And the phone's going to know that you took a screenshot of the comment and you sent it to me, and I'm like, wow, what a Dick!
01:34:12.000 And I'll send it to other people.
01:34:13.000 I'll send people a link.
01:34:15.000 Look at this moron.
01:34:15.000 He's talking to people in the comments.
01:34:17.000 That's it.
01:34:18.000 That's what happens.
01:34:19.000 Yep.
01:34:19.000 And that's a storm.
01:34:20.000 That's a neurological hurricane sweeping through brains around the planet.
01:34:26.000 Amygdalas fucking squirting fucking cortisol.
01:34:29.000 Hangar.
01:34:29.000 Teams.
01:34:30.000 Fucking getting ready to do battle.
01:34:32.000 For fucking what?
01:34:33.000 Yeah, dude.
01:34:34.000 For what?
01:34:34.000 What are you arguing about?
01:34:35.000 So this is...
01:34:36.000 I've heard...
01:34:37.000 I don't know if you've heard about this.
01:34:38.000 Like, there's some...
01:34:38.000 The kids now...
01:34:39.000 I'm 50, so I could say that for sure now.
01:34:41.000 The kids?
01:34:42.000 The kids now are...
01:34:43.000 Apparently, there's a whole new thing where they're just...
01:34:45.000 They're putting their phones down.
01:34:46.000 There's this whole thing where they're just like, fuck this.
01:34:49.000 My friend was...
01:34:49.000 Really?
01:34:50.000 Yes.
01:34:50.000 That's what I heard.
01:34:51.000 That, like...
01:34:52.000 You're dealing with a lot of weird kids, though.
01:34:54.000 Well, I'm not dealing with any kids.
01:34:58.000 You're dealing with hippies.
01:34:59.000 They got fucking straw hats on.
01:35:01.000 They're in the woods, barefoot.
01:35:03.000 Tie-dyed mushroom shirts on.
01:35:06.000 If you think about it.
01:35:07.000 What do kids tend to do?
01:35:10.000 Rebel.
01:35:11.000 Rebel.
01:35:14.000 God help you.
01:35:15.000 Let's imagine you're raised by an influencer mom.
01:35:18.000 God help you.
01:35:19.000 So your whole childhood has been on camera, and if it's not on camera, you're looking at your fucking mom, staring at the comments of the video she posted of you opening Christmas presents.
01:35:28.000 Or you're just a standard kid and your childhood is constantly interrupted by your parents staring at their fucking phones.
01:35:36.000 So you get old enough.
01:35:37.000 You're not going to associate phones necessarily with good feelings.
01:35:42.000 And then you're like, you know what?
01:35:43.000 Fuck these things.
01:35:44.000 This made my parents fucking distant.
01:35:48.000 It made my parents upset.
01:35:50.000 And they're just like, fuck this, which means there's, by the way, That's scary if you want to monitor populations.
01:36:00.000 Wow, right now we're all in fucking Orwell, some crazy version of 1984. Way more sinister than the camera in your house.
01:36:10.000 It's like you're carrying it around.
01:36:11.000 But suddenly these formerly monitored populations, they just go dark.
01:36:16.000 Because kids are just like, I'm not going to do this.
01:36:18.000 They're meeting in parks.
01:36:20.000 God help us all.
01:36:21.000 They're meeting in parks and they're saying things that are untraceable.
01:36:24.000 No one knows what they're talking about.
01:36:26.000 And so now you've got these...
01:36:28.000 Yeah.
01:36:29.000 I like to believe you're correct.
01:36:31.000 This sounds like a movie.
01:36:35.000 Phone list.
01:36:36.000 72% of US teens say they often and sometimes feel peaceful when they don't have their smartphone.
01:36:40.000 44% say it makes them feel anxious.
01:36:44.000 Good for hobbies, less so for socialization.
01:36:47.000 69% of teens say smartphones make it easier for youth to pursue hobbies and interests.
01:36:52.000 True, right?
01:36:53.000 That's a good aspect of it.
01:36:54.000 A few or 30% say it helps people their age learn good social skills.
01:36:59.000 That's true.
01:36:59.000 It doesn't do that, right?
01:37:00.000 Parental snooping, that's a problem.
01:37:02.000 Half of parents say they've looked through their teen's phone.
01:37:05.000 You're gonna find a lot of dicks!
01:37:07.000 The other half are liars.
01:37:09.000 About four in ten parents and teens regularly arguing with one other about time spent on their phone.
01:37:16.000 Nearly half of teens, 46%, say their parent is at least sometimes distracted by their phone when they're trying to talk to them.
01:37:23.000 At what age do you think fellows start sending dick pics?
01:37:26.000 Do you think they wait until it's legal?
01:37:28.000 Would you?
01:37:29.000 I don't think they do.
01:37:30.000 So here's the thing.
01:37:31.000 Like, you know, there was a girl that was charged with child pornography.
01:37:38.000 I think she was 15. Because she was sending naked photos of her body to other boys.
01:37:46.000 So, like, she was the pornography and the pornographer.
01:37:50.000 Right.
01:37:51.000 That's so fucked up.
01:37:52.000 Find that story.
01:37:53.000 See if you can find that story.
01:37:54.000 Because it was like a national outrage story.
01:37:56.000 Because everybody's like, hey, hey, hey, man.
01:37:58.000 She's fucking 15. She's not a child porn producer.
01:38:02.000 Like, this is a bastardization of the law.
01:38:05.000 Like, this is just a girl who's being silly.
01:38:07.000 That's insane.
01:38:08.000 She's getting a little wild.
01:38:09.000 That is...
01:38:10.000 That's...
01:38:11.000 Terrifying.
01:38:12.000 She might have been talked into it.
01:38:13.000 Like, who the fuck knows?
01:38:14.000 Like, what is...
01:38:15.000 Did she go to jail?
01:38:16.000 I don't know what the story was.
01:38:17.000 Here's one story of a 17-year-old boy who was charged.
01:38:20.000 No, no, no.
01:38:20.000 It was a girl.
01:38:21.000 It was a 15...
01:38:21.000 They dropped the charges in this case.
01:38:23.000 Oh, okay, but find the one on the 15-year-old girl, because I'm trying to remember what the thing is.
01:38:28.000 Not the easiest thing to dig through looking for child porn.
01:38:31.000 No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:38:32.000 15-year-old girl convicted for child porn.
01:38:36.000 Can you say that?
01:38:37.000 Are you just scared to type it?
01:38:39.000 You've got to be careful with the words you look for when you type it in child porn.
01:38:41.000 Dude, I'll Google it, you pussy.
01:38:43.000 Google's already, like, they're taking everything you've ever Googled.
01:38:46.000 This is what I typed in, and I'm just showing you what popped up.
01:38:49.000 Kid charged with child porn.
01:38:50.000 How about...
01:38:51.000 16-year-old male.
01:38:52.000 I understand.
01:38:53.000 How about Google 15-year-old girl charged with child porn?
01:39:01.000 Girl.
01:39:05.000 Teen girl charged with child porn.
01:39:07.000 There it is.
01:39:08.000 Five years ago.
01:39:09.000 That's it.
01:39:09.000 That's the girl.
01:39:11.000 There's another one?
01:39:12.000 There's more than one?
01:39:13.000 Yeah, there was different cases.
01:39:15.000 Oh, revenge porn.
01:39:17.000 Oh, wait a minute.
01:39:18.000 This is different.
01:39:19.000 This is a 15-year-old girl who was accused of requesting and sending nude photos to classmates under the identity of her ex-boyfriend.
01:39:27.000 Oh!
01:39:28.000 Is facing multiple child porn charges.
01:39:32.000 What a demon.
01:39:33.000 She was sending them to classmates under the identity of her ex-boyfriend.
01:39:38.000 Wow, how was she doing that?
01:39:39.000 So she was pretending that she was him, and she was sending naked photos of herself to try to charge him for it.
01:39:49.000 Oh, she was trying to nail him.
01:39:52.000 Dude, she's a monster.
01:39:54.000 Oh, look at this.
01:39:55.000 She told police that she created a fake social account for revenge.
01:39:59.000 For the relationship ending with her ex-boyfriend.
01:40:02.000 What a psycho!
01:40:04.000 She also admitted she was jealous that her ex-boyfriend had been chosen to perform a solo in state finals for Band.
01:40:11.000 She was the crazy bitch for Bandcamp!
01:40:13.000 Monster!
01:40:14.000 Remember that movie, One Time at Bandcamp?
01:40:16.000 Yes!
01:40:17.000 Wow!
01:40:18.000 What a psychopath!
01:40:20.000 She's only been on the planet 15 years and she's reached peak evil.
01:40:25.000 That is so crazy.
01:40:26.000 Imagine trying to set your boyfriend up with child porn.
01:40:30.000 Oh, God damn it, dude.
01:40:33.000 That is...
01:40:33.000 God damn it.
01:40:34.000 Was it like...
01:40:35.000 Dr. Phil Kay, same thing.
01:40:37.000 I don't know what that story is here.
01:40:39.000 Is that the same gal?
01:40:41.000 Probably not, because they're talking to her.
01:40:43.000 Look at that.
01:40:43.000 She's got to cover her horns with fucking...
01:40:45.000 Yeah.
01:40:47.000 Hair.
01:40:49.000 Wow!
01:40:50.000 I think she was in Late Night with the Devil.
01:40:52.000 Wow, dude.
01:40:53.000 That's so crazy that someone could be that evil at that age.
01:40:56.000 Yeah, well...
01:40:57.000 It's such a crazy...
01:40:58.000 But then again, you ever see that movie City of God?
01:41:02.000 It's the gang movie from Brazil, from the favelas.
01:41:06.000 I say it's like one of the wildest gang movies I've ever seen in my life.
01:41:13.000 It's probably the wildest.
01:41:14.000 Yeah.
01:41:14.000 Now that's based on real life in the favelas in some places.
01:41:19.000 So that's a real, that's people really living that way.
01:41:23.000 Like you gotta imagine that's just, you just become a sociopath at a very early age, become a psychopath at a very early age.
01:41:29.000 It's the only way to stay alive.
01:41:30.000 Yep.
01:41:31.000 And then What did this lady go through?
01:41:33.000 She's so conniving.
01:41:36.000 She's going to set up fake social media accounts and then get her boyfriend accused of child porn?
01:41:42.000 Yeah.
01:41:42.000 What?
01:41:43.000 Yeah.
01:41:43.000 How distanced are you from the fact that- How devious.
01:41:47.000 Very fucking devious.
01:41:49.000 How devious.
01:41:50.000 Dude, if you read The Painted Bird- No.
01:41:54.000 Don't I mean it's so good, but it's the most like it's like It doesn't matter if you do spoilers for old books, but like one of the scenes This it's about a kid wandering like I think it's World War two He's lost his parents and he's got it like he's just wandering through the countryside and seeing just the most horrific shit you've ever seen and surviving but like he watches These villagers take a woman and shove a bottle into her pussy and then
01:42:24.000 stomp on her pussy to break the bottle inside of her.
01:42:29.000 Yeah, dude.
01:42:31.000 That's not even the worst thing in the book.
01:42:34.000 But, so, this innocent kid just is witnessing all of it and it's talking about what you're talking about.
01:42:41.000 It's like basically analyzed.
01:42:43.000 It's sort of like showing like, where does evil come from?
01:42:47.000 You know, are people born evil?
01:42:49.000 Statistically, some people are born sociopaths.
01:42:51.000 We know that, but it's a relatively small part of the population.
01:42:54.000 But where does it come from?
01:42:56.000 Inevitably.
01:42:57.000 It comes from trauma that a kid is enduring, and then you have to survive, just like you're saying.
01:43:03.000 We're programmed to fucking survive.
01:43:05.000 Right, and it's self-perpetuating.
01:43:07.000 It's gonna continue, because they're all gonna see people murdered.
01:43:10.000 It's like people living in gang-infested neighborhoods in America.
01:43:13.000 Same thing.
01:43:14.000 If you're seeing it happen all the time, and it's affecting all those families, it's gonna just keep...
01:43:19.000 The kids are gonna go into it.
01:43:21.000 They see the drug dealer rolls by in the nice car.
01:43:24.000 Everybody else is a sucker for getting on the train.
01:43:26.000 Yeah, and then everybody's in and then the next thing you know you're dead and then it just keeps going and you have kids that are raised without you and then you're it's like Whoo and then what do you do?
01:43:35.000 So then what happens that reaction to the contagion is You you you you other that person so so now you see like the person in full bloom of evil And you look at that person like that's a fucking monster, but you can't go back and And look at like their childhood because if you start going back and looking at their childhood,
01:43:56.000 you're like Jesus Christ.
01:43:57.000 They're a victim.
01:43:58.000 Right.
01:43:59.000 But you can't think about that.
01:44:00.000 To fully like monster-fy somebody, you gotta fucking forget how they became the monster.
01:44:06.000 And then this is where you end up with a very non-nuanced system of dealing with the contagion, which will produce more contagion.
01:44:15.000 Like this just spreads the fucking evil all over the fucking place.
01:44:18.000 And I agree with you, man.
01:44:21.000 I don't know the solution.
01:44:23.000 This is where imaginary numbers came up with.
01:44:27.000 In math, it's like you don't need to know the solution.
01:44:30.000 Put an X there.
01:44:32.000 It's like clearly this is a fucking problem.
01:44:34.000 We've got people who are horrifically traumatized and then have made shitty decisions where they've got to commit to being some violent, monstrous, thieving piece of shit and rationalize it and justify it.
01:44:50.000 But this is – if we could fix this problem – and I don't think the way we fix the fucking problem is dropping bombs on people.
01:45:00.000 You're not fixing the problem.
01:45:02.000 Like if the answer to evil is more evil – What the fuck?
01:45:09.000 It's like a never-ending, it's like scratching poison ivy.
01:45:12.000 It's not gonna go away.
01:45:14.000 Right.
01:45:14.000 It actually makes more.
01:45:16.000 This is the thing that people are talking about, the Israel-Hamas thing.
01:45:21.000 Like, how many, you know, who is it that told us about this, the math?
01:45:27.000 The way, um, killing, like, terrorist math goes?
01:45:35.000 Was it Dave Smith?
01:45:37.000 Probably Dave Smith.
01:45:38.000 Sounds like something Dave Smith would talk about.
01:45:40.000 But essentially, if one terrorist dies, you don't lose a terrorist.
01:45:48.000 You gain 10. Because all the people that he's connected to, they all become radicalized.
01:45:56.000 You kill their friend.
01:45:57.000 You kill their family member.
01:45:58.000 You kill their son.
01:46:00.000 So you gain more terrorists.
01:46:02.000 Dude, it's the worst fucking problem ever, man.
01:46:07.000 No matter how horrific the monster is, or whatever it is, I try to not be afraid to put myself In the position of whatever the fucking thing is.
01:46:23.000 And in this case, we've got two sides that right now seem to be being equally vilified by different groups of people, right?
01:46:31.000 But man, dude, let me tell you something.
01:46:33.000 If my fucking kid got blown up by a fucking bomb Right?
01:46:38.000 That's it.
01:46:39.000 My logic's out the window.
01:46:41.000 I would like to think that I'd really listen to all the Ram Dass retreats and stuff and I'd like to think that I would be like Gandhi or have some blossom of love and be like, I forgive everyone.
01:46:51.000 I'm afraid that's not gonna happen.
01:46:52.000 I'm gonna want to hurt.
01:46:54.000 And then, if my fucking kid got dragged into a fucking tunnel, are you fucking kidding me, man?
01:47:01.000 I'm not gonna see clearly.
01:47:03.000 Like, I'm going to want revenge and I want my kid back.
01:47:07.000 And whatever you do to get my fucking kid back, okay.
01:47:10.000 Have you seen The Last of Us?
01:47:15.000 This fucking othering of whatever the fucking side is, it's just leaving out What it feels like to love your kid.
01:47:25.000 Look at a mother.
01:47:27.000 It's throughout the animal kingdom.
01:47:30.000 Don't fuck with a creature's kid.
01:47:33.000 I'm sorry.
01:47:34.000 It will get you fucked up.
01:47:37.000 Even if the thing's smaller than you and you fuck with its kid, it will put itself in front of its kid.
01:47:43.000 So we are looking at a problem of love, sadly.
01:47:47.000 Which is like, on both sides, people love their fucking kids and have been, like, I can't imagine how a day goes by when you're fucking kids in a tunnel.
01:48:00.000 I can't imagine how a day goes by when you're thinking about how this thing that you fucking love more than anything in the world got its head fucking blown off in a fucking explosion in a building.
01:48:11.000 I don't know how you live one day like that, right?
01:48:14.000 So when you look at that, the entirety of the thing is heartbreaking and irrational.
01:48:23.000 It's completely irrational because both sides are trying to put out a fire with more fire.
01:48:29.000 Yeah, that's what it is.
01:48:31.000 Dude!
01:48:31.000 That's what it is, what you just said.
01:48:32.000 Yeah, man.
01:48:33.000 That's what it is.
01:48:34.000 Put out a fire with more fire.
01:48:36.000 And we've tried it a million times throughout human history to put out the fire with fucking fire.
01:48:43.000 And at the very best, the fire will temporarily abate.
01:48:47.000 But then it springs right the fuck back up.
01:48:50.000 And again, to me, I... I don't know the solution.
01:48:57.000 And that's the X. Maybe the path to the solution is let yourself feel it entirely for both, for the whole fucking thing.
01:49:09.000 Feel the whole thing.
01:49:11.000 And again, if you're like, these motherfuckers, fuck them!
01:49:19.000 Fuck them!
01:49:20.000 More fire.
01:49:22.000 Your fuck them is the same thing causing the wars, right?
01:49:25.000 Well, it's a problem when human beings don't know human beings and they're the enemy.
01:49:31.000 It doesn't make any sense.
01:49:32.000 Regardless of how you think about religion and land, just stop for a second.
01:49:37.000 Human beings that don't know other human beings and hate them so much they want to kill them.
01:49:41.000 Like, seems that's a communication issue.
01:49:43.000 That seems like some Tower of Babel shit.
01:49:46.000 Like, that's the only way it makes sense.
01:49:48.000 If we really get to a point, and I don't think it's going to be far from now, where we're all connected with real-time translation in real-time, somehow or another.
01:49:59.000 I mean, they've already been able to do it with Google.
01:50:01.000 They're already doing it with Samsung phones, where they can translate conversations.
01:50:05.000 You could be talking in Italian.
01:50:06.000 I could be talking in English.
01:50:07.000 It'll translate back and forth to both of us.
01:50:10.000 It's wild what they're already able to do.
01:50:11.000 If we can get to some sort of I mean, it's not out of the question that if they do develop these neural implants, and there's not just Neuralink, there's several competing companies that are trying to do the same thing, because they recognize that once you can actually affect the human mind with electronics,
01:50:29.000 and you can develop this symbiotic relationship with electronics, you could do some wild shit.
01:50:34.000 And one of the things is you're gonna be able to talk without words.
01:50:37.000 You're gonna be able to...
01:50:38.000 Well, if you're talking without words, What language is that in?
01:50:42.000 Are you hearing that in a language, or are you understanding what the person's thinking?
01:50:46.000 So this is the difference.
01:50:47.000 If you're talking without words, the problem is, how are we going to be able to translate all these different languages and dialects?
01:50:52.000 We're not.
01:50:52.000 We're going to go on thoughts.
01:50:54.000 We're going to ditch language.
01:50:56.000 Yeah.
01:50:56.000 And we're going to go straight to thoughts.
01:50:58.000 There you go.
01:50:58.000 And we're going to interface with each other in a completely different way.
01:51:00.000 So instead of thinking, you're reading people's minds, hey Duncan, would you like to go get pizza?
01:51:06.000 Yeah, dude, are you reading my mind?
01:51:08.000 No.
01:51:08.000 Instead of that, it's like, I think your thoughts, you think my thoughts, we think together.
01:51:13.000 So we abandon language.
01:51:15.000 There's no more need for that.
01:51:17.000 That's it.
01:51:18.000 You have AI that deals with mathematical problems.
01:51:21.000 And structures and construction of things.
01:51:24.000 And then we just live in a world of thoughts with no language.
01:51:28.000 We're one thing now.
01:51:29.000 And then we're fucked.
01:51:30.000 Because then you can't go back.
01:51:31.000 You go back, you feel like you're just like walking when you just got out of a car.
01:51:34.000 Like, what the fuck, dude?
01:51:36.000 I just drove.
01:51:36.000 It took me two hours to get to Vegas in this car.
01:51:39.000 If I walk, it's gonna take years.
01:51:41.000 I might die.
01:51:43.000 This is...
01:51:45.000 Why I think world peace is possible, because if you fucking look at what's happening, the system, it's like the framework is being built for just what you're talking about.
01:51:56.000 The technological framework for a state, to get into that state, you either need to do a lot of psychedelics or a lot of meditation to really realize, like, you're me, I'm you.
01:52:08.000 But the technological framework is forming for this thing to happen, which...
01:52:13.000 Which is why, man, like, everyone fucking...
01:52:16.000 I'm gonna seem like a Musk fanboy in a Tesla suit.
01:52:19.000 Everyone bashing fucking Musk.
01:52:21.000 It's like, dude, do you understand, like, what he's...
01:52:24.000 What that...
01:52:25.000 In the future, when people look back on that shit, even if it doesn't work, even if the things are coming unplugged, whatever the fucking thing is, if that leads to what you're talking about...
01:52:35.000 God damn, that's electricity.
01:52:37.000 That's like the end of war.
01:52:38.000 That's the end of the ideological barrier.
01:52:44.000 Imagine whoever you hate the most in the fucking world.
01:52:47.000 Boop!
01:52:48.000 Put the thing on.
01:52:49.000 You connect to them.
01:52:51.000 It all goes away.
01:52:52.000 And you just realize, Jesus fucking Christ, I see why they fucking hate me.
01:52:55.000 And they're like, oh my God, I get why you're mad at me.
01:52:57.000 I didn't mean it like that at all.
01:52:58.000 And then...
01:52:59.000 Well, how about you just completely abandon everything and just consciousness interacting with other consciousness, which makes hate impossible.
01:53:06.000 Yeah.
01:53:07.000 Because there's no more annoying language.
01:53:09.000 There's no more people that are incapable of communicating their thoughts.
01:53:12.000 There's none of that stuff.
01:53:13.000 There's all that gone.
01:53:13.000 Yeah.
01:53:14.000 All that gone, which is like that's the problem of being like a communication bully like if you're a person and you know that you have a vastly superior if you if you have a Vocabulary like an Eric Weinstein like for instance imagine if Eric Weinstein decided to bully someone,
01:53:34.000 you know Like fucking red band, you know Who's a brilliant guy, but you know, sometimes he like stumbles on his words.
01:53:45.000 Like if fucking Eric Weinstein's yelling at him with a bunch of long words, you go, hey, that guy's being an intellectual bully.
01:53:51.000 You're not trying to communicate with him as a human being.
01:53:54.000 You're trying to dominate him with your superior vocabulary.
01:53:56.000 And it's a weapon.
01:53:58.000 You know, my vocabulary is like B+. It's not that good.
01:54:02.000 It's pretty good.
01:54:03.000 But for a guy who talks for a living, it probably should be better.
01:54:07.000 Because sometimes I get to words and I'm like, is that the right word?
01:54:11.000 But I always say it.
01:54:12.000 I'm not sure if that's the right word.
01:54:13.000 But the point is that, like, it is a tool that you can wield for the benefit of your ego rather than just having a conversation.
01:54:23.000 And those are the grossest conversations.
01:54:26.000 When someone's just jizzing on you, well, I started a business, I sold it at two billion, and now I'm like, bro, I got a You know those kind of people?
01:54:35.000 Absolutely.
01:54:35.000 That's what that is.
01:54:36.000 That's their abusing communication in order to just...
01:54:40.000 But if we get to a point where that never happens ever again because instantly we just think thoughts.
01:54:47.000 That's it.
01:54:48.000 And you realize, like, wine people's thoughts are all fucked up.
01:54:51.000 Like, oh my god, the chemicals in your brain, the cortisol.
01:54:54.000 What did your uncle do?
01:54:55.000 What did your fucking neighbor do?
01:54:57.000 What happened to you that got you so crazy?
01:54:59.000 When did your dad get out of jail?
01:55:00.000 What did he do before he went to jail?
01:55:02.000 Like, oh my god.
01:55:04.000 So many people, dude.
01:55:05.000 If that happened by some unknown fucking thing, like, that's what the aliens did.
01:55:09.000 That would be it.
01:55:10.000 But it would be, like, two days of crying.
01:55:13.000 Yeah.
01:55:13.000 Or hugging.
01:55:15.000 Both.
01:55:15.000 The whole planet would just be like, oh, fuck.
01:55:18.000 The thing is, man, the really fucked up thing is that's possible.
01:55:23.000 You know, I've had moments where dudes where I hated them and they hated me.
01:55:27.000 And then we got together and we talked and we hugged.
01:55:29.000 Those are beautiful moments.
01:55:31.000 And that's why I refuse to have feuds now as an older man who understands things.
01:55:38.000 Like, I don't care.
01:55:39.000 Like, I don't care.
01:55:40.000 You can not like me.
01:55:41.000 That's fine.
01:55:42.000 That's okay.
01:55:43.000 I'm not going to attack you.
01:55:45.000 I don't care.
01:55:45.000 I'm not gonna do it publicly.
01:55:47.000 I mean, I attacked CNN, but I felt like that was like a bigger thing.
01:55:51.000 That was like, this is a real problem.
01:55:54.000 Like, this is not just my ego and which, you know, if they just attacked me and said I suck, I'm like, okay.
01:56:00.000 You say I suck.
01:56:01.000 You're lying about medicine.
01:56:03.000 Like, you're lying about medicine for the whole world.
01:56:05.000 Right.
01:56:06.000 You made a big deal out of those fuckers.
01:56:08.000 Yes.
01:56:08.000 But normally, I'm like, the benefit of conflict in that regard, it's like almost zero benefit.
01:56:15.000 All of my conflict, I try to keep internal.
01:56:18.000 I don't want to have any conflict with external people.
01:56:21.000 I want to have all my conflict with my own head.
01:56:24.000 I want to have all my conflict with discipline, all my conflict with being nice to people and trying to be a better person all the time and trying to be wiser about my choices and how I describe things and talk about things and think of things and how I interface with ideas.
01:56:39.000 I just try to be better at it.
01:56:41.000 So I don't have any time for all your petty bullshit.
01:56:45.000 There's just too many petty people out there.
01:56:47.000 They're petty.
01:56:47.000 They're petty, and they're usually petty because they're all fucked up.
01:56:50.000 That's right.
01:56:51.000 It's not going their way like that criticism thing.
01:56:54.000 Dude, and also, I think I've yapped about this.
01:56:58.000 You know Lojong Mind Training?
01:56:59.000 You ever heard of that?
01:57:00.000 I have, but I don't remember what it means.
01:57:02.000 It's like slogans.
01:57:04.000 It's all these slogans to get you back on the path.
01:57:08.000 One of my favorite Lojong slogans is, drive all blames into oneself.
01:57:14.000 So, it defuses the...
01:57:17.000 So, like, it completely, like, removes the ability to be like, it's your fault!
01:57:22.000 Because it's like, actually, whatever the fuck they did, it's kinda your fault.
01:57:27.000 A vampire only goes where they're invited.
01:57:30.000 You brought this person into your fucking life and they're behaving the way that your instincts told you they might behave and now you're mad at them for being the fucking way they are.
01:57:40.000 Drive all blames into oneself.
01:57:42.000 So like anytime I'm getting like mad and butthurt over this person or that person or this thing or that, if I really analyze the situation, I chose it.
01:57:51.000 I chose to bring that person into my life.
01:57:53.000 I chose to connect to that person in some way or another.
01:57:56.000 This is all me.
01:57:57.000 And I'm choosing to fucking react in a negative way.
01:58:01.000 Yeah.
01:58:02.000 So, yeah, man.
01:58:03.000 This is like...
01:58:04.000 Yeah, you choose everything.
01:58:06.000 But you don't choose random acts of violence and random...
01:58:11.000 Catastrophes and random things that happen to you, but you do in some way, but you don't even choose like getting attached to a sociopath, because if you're naive, you can get roped in.
01:58:21.000 So there's problems with thinking like this, because you do have like really manipulative people, particularly like, you know, con people, con artists, get you to sign over your fucking, I'm due this business deal.
01:58:33.000 She's just like...
01:58:35.000 All I need is $2,000.
01:58:36.000 I'll have you a quarter million dollars in a month.
01:58:39.000 Great.
01:58:39.000 Where do I sign?
01:58:39.000 It's really easy.
01:58:41.000 It's really easy.
01:58:41.000 I love it.
01:58:42.000 I've been doing this for a while.
01:58:43.000 I'm really good at it.
01:58:44.000 But this one, we're kind of overdrawn.
01:58:46.000 And if you just do this for me, I'm going to take care of you in the most extreme way.
01:58:51.000 Do you mean it?
01:58:52.000 Yes.
01:58:52.000 Yes.
01:58:53.000 I am a man of my work.
01:58:54.000 And the next thing you know, you're signing off your bank account.
01:58:56.000 And this guy, this sweet-talking guy who's been in and out of jail, and you just thought he was this cool guy you met at a bar, he's a con artist.
01:59:03.000 And he does this to people.
01:59:05.000 Yeah, but this doesn't mean idiot compassion.
01:59:08.000 This is not about letting someone fucking walk all over you.
01:59:11.000 That's not even an idiot thing.
01:59:12.000 Sometimes it's like people get scared at people that are really confident and talk really well, and they're just a little socially awkward.
01:59:20.000 And they feel like it would be easier just to sign off and trust him than it would be to argue with him.
01:59:27.000 Because he's so persistent, and you are so averse to conflict, that when someone's being really aggressive, Have you ever had someone to be really aggressive to try to get you to invest in something?
01:59:37.000 Yes.
01:59:37.000 It's the grossest feeling.
01:59:39.000 It's so fucked up.
01:59:40.000 You're like, I gotta go.
01:59:43.000 I hate it.
01:59:43.000 I gotta go.
01:59:44.000 I hate it.
01:59:44.000 I don't make movies.
01:59:46.000 Yeah, dude.
01:59:47.000 I'm not making a movie.
01:59:48.000 It's so gross.
01:59:49.000 It's so gross.
01:59:51.000 And you can sense it.
01:59:52.000 What kind of business?
01:59:52.000 I don't know you.
01:59:52.000 How am I starting a business with someone I don't know?
01:59:54.000 That sounds crazy.
01:59:55.000 But everything in you, it feels like there's- I gotta go?
01:59:58.000 You're just like, this is bad.
02:00:00.000 But this is the thing, man.
02:00:02.000 That's probably how girls feel at a bar.
02:00:05.000 Dude!
02:00:06.000 Probably that times a hundred, right?
02:00:08.000 Like the feeling of a guy wanting to start a business with you.
02:00:13.000 This guy wants to start a family with you.
02:00:15.000 He wants to knock you up.
02:00:16.000 He wants you to carry his seed.
02:00:18.000 You ever been hit on by a dude at a bar?
02:00:20.000 Yes.
02:00:20.000 Doesn't feel good.
02:00:21.000 No.
02:00:22.000 I had a dude rub his hard dick into my leg.
02:00:24.000 Nice.
02:00:25.000 Did you think about it at all?
02:00:27.000 Fucking him?
02:00:27.000 No, about why he would find you attractive.
02:00:29.000 Like, this is interesting.
02:00:30.000 Like, why me?
02:00:31.000 First of all, I liked that aspect of it.
02:00:34.000 Did you ever think, like, if you weren't you, you would think you were gay?
02:00:38.000 Like, if you saw you- I think I'm gay all the time!
02:00:45.000 If you just saw you at a bar, if you weren't you, and you saw you, and you heard you talk, you'd be like, oh, that guy's fucking fruity.
02:00:52.000 They call it zesty.
02:00:54.000 Isn't that the new thing?
02:00:55.000 Zesty?
02:00:56.000 Zesty.
02:00:56.000 Don't they call people zest monsters?
02:00:58.000 I've been watching a lot of TikToks.
02:01:00.000 Not really TikToks.
02:01:01.000 Reels.
02:01:02.000 I don't have the TikTok.
02:01:03.000 I prefer my spyware to be American spyware.
02:01:06.000 Dude, I got real confused watching the new interview with the vampire, man.
02:01:09.000 Is it good?
02:01:10.000 It's good, but Lestat, the fucking French vampire in it, dude.
02:01:14.000 Like, I'm like, I think I let him fucking suck more than my blood.
02:01:20.000 Really?
02:01:21.000 How about Tom Cruise?
02:01:23.000 It was the original one.
02:01:24.000 So pretty.
02:01:24.000 Got nothing on Lestat.
02:01:26.000 Nothing on the new...
02:01:27.000 Oh, dude.
02:01:29.000 Please, I'm sorry.
02:01:29.000 Are you interviewed with the vampire nerd as well?
02:01:32.000 Yes, I am.
02:01:34.000 Anne Rice, she was one of the ones that I wished I got to interview before she died.
02:01:38.000 I would have loved to have talked to her.
02:01:40.000 Oh, man, yeah.
02:01:41.000 She became a hardcore Christian before she died, right?
02:01:43.000 Yeah, I think that's a cool aspect of her.
02:01:46.000 I love that.
02:01:46.000 I love that she wrote all this fucking crazy...
02:01:48.000 Dude, The Taming of Sleeping Beauty?
02:01:51.000 Fuck.
02:01:51.000 Hardcore porn.
02:01:52.000 I love that she was so goth and dark, living in New Orleans, and then suddenly became a Christian.
02:02:00.000 That's kind of cool.
02:02:01.000 I think her story is amazing.
02:02:04.000 Her books, man.
02:02:05.000 Interview with the Vampire is one of the best horror books I've ever read.
02:02:08.000 It's amazing.
02:02:09.000 The Vampire Lestat is great.
02:02:11.000 They're all fucking good, man.
02:02:11.000 I don't think I read other ones.
02:02:13.000 I don't think I read Lestat, but I remember reading Interview with the Vampire going, holy shit.
02:02:18.000 I was like, how is Brad Pitt going to play that guy?
02:02:21.000 And how is Tom Cruise going to play that guy?
02:02:23.000 I pictured ugly European people.
02:02:26.000 As vampires?
02:02:27.000 Yeah.
02:02:28.000 No.
02:02:28.000 That's what I picture when I picture vampires.
02:02:30.000 Dude, vampires are beautiful.
02:02:32.000 That's what's scary about it.
02:02:33.000 Vampires are what you're talking about.
02:02:35.000 The real vampire in the world is an energy vampire.
02:02:40.000 Energy vampires, they are not going to suck energy.
02:02:44.000 You know what's an energy vampire?
02:02:45.000 What?
02:02:45.000 When you have to pee and you can't talk.
02:02:47.000 And you realize you have to get out of this fucking stupid outfit.
02:02:50.000 Can we please get out of these fucking things?
02:02:52.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:02:52.000 We'll come back.
02:02:53.000 We'll come back.
02:02:54.000 Okay, great.
02:02:54.000 We'll come back and keep going.
02:02:55.000 I really have to pee.
02:03:00.000 We're back with regular clothes on.
02:03:02.000 God, it feels so good.
02:03:03.000 It does.
02:03:05.000 Fuck, man.
02:03:06.000 When I was looking at the coffee and I'm like, oh my god, I can't drink coffee.
02:03:08.000 How long can I go for?
02:03:10.000 Is it embarrassing if I talk about this?
02:03:12.000 Yes.
02:03:13.000 Okay.
02:03:15.000 Cut that, Jamie.
02:03:17.000 I'll just ignore it.
02:03:18.000 Yeah, ignore your new watch.
02:03:23.000 When's your special releasing?
02:03:25.000 Oh, dude, I don't know.
02:03:28.000 I've got it.
02:03:29.000 It's edited.
02:03:30.000 I just don't know what to fucking do with it right now.
02:03:34.000 Did you ever watch it?
02:03:36.000 No.
02:03:37.000 See, that's the thing.
02:03:38.000 Did you send me a link?
02:03:39.000 I did.
02:03:39.000 I'll resend it.
02:03:40.000 Send me it on the link.
02:03:42.000 It's edited.
02:03:43.000 It looks good.
02:03:44.000 I fucking love it.
02:03:45.000 I think I'm going to call it When I Had Hair.
02:03:52.000 That's a funny name.
02:03:53.000 Yeah, but I'm scared.
02:03:57.000 And two, I'm like, I don't know the strategy, dude.
02:04:02.000 Because I got all these shows coming up.
02:04:06.000 And I'm doing the Wilbur at the end of this run.
02:04:09.000 Oh, so you need to have new material before you release it?
02:04:13.000 Yeah, because I wouldn't even call it I'm doing a tour, but I am doing a lot of dates.
02:04:17.000 So it's like, if I release it in the middle of doing all these dates...
02:04:22.000 Then instantly, I have to come up with, like, I would feel bad doing material on this special because people are buying tickets.
02:04:29.000 They don't want to see me work on fucking material.
02:04:32.000 But then I'm also like, well, how much of this is an excuse?
02:04:35.000 But I'm thinking, like, after my show at the Wilbur, then I will put the thing out.
02:04:41.000 Yeah, then just start doing a bunch of sets in the little room.
02:04:44.000 Yes.
02:04:44.000 You know, that's like the best place to develop material.
02:04:48.000 That place is like a little honest factory.
02:04:50.000 You find out where the funny is and things.
02:04:52.000 And you kind of sync up because there's only 110 people.
02:04:54.000 You sync up together in a fucking cool way.
02:04:57.000 Dude, you know, I like that room so much because I learned to do stand up in the belly room.
02:05:03.000 That's where Mitsu would fucking put me.
02:05:05.000 Which is the perfect place to start.
02:05:06.000 The perfect place.
02:05:07.000 Yeah.
02:05:08.000 It's not too intimidating.
02:05:09.000 It's so small that it's like, even though it's intimidating to get out in front of people, if you can do it in a room that only has 90 people in it.
02:05:16.000 What does the belly room hold?
02:05:17.000 90. 90?
02:05:18.000 Is it 90?
02:05:19.000 90. What has it ever gotten in there though?
02:05:20.000 During roast battle?
02:05:22.000 A lot.
02:05:22.000 Dude, one time we were in the bar, we were downstairs, and we were talking, and someone was jumping up and down upstairs, and I'm watching the fucking ceiling buckle, and I'm like, yo, you know how old this building is?
02:05:35.000 What was the last time anybody came in here and checked any of these beams?
02:05:39.000 Dude, that's terrifying!
02:05:40.000 Dude, it was moving!
02:05:41.000 It was moving, but they would pack it sometimes.
02:05:44.000 When I first came back to the store in 2014, that was the thing that impressed me the most, was Roast Battle.
02:05:50.000 I was like, this is crazy, because this is a new thing.
02:05:53.000 This is a new thing that's a writing exercise.
02:05:57.000 Because they're dunking on each other for sure.
02:05:59.000 But it's a writing exercise because everyone's preparing.
02:06:03.000 You know that you're going to go against Bobby Lee.
02:06:05.000 Bobby Lee knows he's going to go against you.
02:06:06.000 And then you all get together with your friends.
02:06:09.000 Tell me what you think about this.
02:06:11.000 Bobby does a da-da [...]-da.
02:06:13.000 You think he's going to be mad?
02:06:14.000 Yeah, I think you go up and you duke it out in a writing exercise It's designed like a specific target is one target.
02:06:23.000 It's the other person So your comedy is all about a person, right, but that's it's a comedy exercise It's really a comedy writing exercise and I remember sitting there watching.
02:06:31.000 Oh, this is incredible Like this is really an amazing thing that they've done.
02:06:34.000 This is and Jeff Ross was there and And they have hosts and guests and I was one of the judges.
02:06:40.000 That was like one of my first days back.
02:06:42.000 I was like, this is crazy.
02:06:44.000 Dude, those roasters...
02:06:46.000 So exciting.
02:06:46.000 They're so quick on the...
02:06:47.000 Like Tony?
02:06:48.000 He's so quick on the fucking draw, dude.
02:06:51.000 He's the best.
02:06:52.000 No one's better than him.
02:06:53.000 No one's better than him at talking shit in the moment on like a roast situation.
02:06:57.000 Yeah.
02:06:57.000 He says things on Kill Tony.
02:06:59.000 You can't believe he didn't write that down.
02:07:02.000 I know.
02:07:02.000 You can't believe that came up in the moment and...
02:07:05.000 Obscure shit related to whatever this person's weird job is that there's no way he could have predicted and had a fucking banger just in the chamber, ready to go?
02:07:15.000 Yeah.
02:07:15.000 He's the fucking best.
02:07:17.000 He's the fucking best at that kind of shit.
02:07:19.000 Right.
02:07:20.000 Well, I mean, think of, like, how much training he has.
02:07:22.000 You know, I contacted Tom Brady to get him on the roast.
02:07:26.000 You did?
02:07:26.000 Oh, yeah.
02:07:27.000 Well, they were fucking up by now.
02:07:29.000 I slid into his DMs.
02:07:29.000 Good job!
02:07:30.000 I was like, you gotta get this guy.
02:07:31.000 Because I heard they were roasting him.
02:07:32.000 I don't even know if they were considering him.
02:07:34.000 But I'm like, you have to.
02:07:36.000 Which is nuts that they wouldn't consider him.
02:07:38.000 There's so many people.
02:07:39.000 There's so many people that are really good.
02:07:40.000 I get it.
02:07:41.000 A lot of celebrities.
02:07:42.000 I get it.
02:07:42.000 Yeah.
02:07:43.000 Tony's the fucking demon.
02:07:45.000 Do you want to consume the souls of everyone in this village?
02:07:48.000 Or do you just want to fuck around and drop a few bombs?
02:07:51.000 Let the demon go.
02:07:52.000 Yeah.
02:07:54.000 But...
02:07:54.000 Dude, when Tony's roasting you in the green room, it is the best.
02:08:01.000 I don't think people understand.
02:08:02.000 It's so fun.
02:08:03.000 It is so funny when he's doing it.
02:08:07.000 More like...
02:08:09.000 I love it!
02:08:11.000 I love it!
02:08:12.000 The play on words, he's so funny.
02:08:14.000 And it's such a fun sting.
02:08:16.000 You know, like, it stings for a second, but it's so funny, you can't be mad.
02:08:20.000 Well, I was saying that, like, him and David Lucas together are the funniest thing that I ever watched.
02:08:25.000 When those two go after each other, they're the best.
02:08:27.000 The best.
02:08:28.000 It's the funniest combination.
02:08:29.000 I've been trying to tell them to do a fucking show together forever.
02:08:33.000 I'm like, you guys should do a show where just you and David Lukey just talk shit on each other and on anything that's going on in the news.
02:08:41.000 I go, dude, I think it'd be a huge hit.
02:08:43.000 It'd be funny.
02:08:43.000 Just, you don't have to commit to a lot of time.
02:08:45.000 Just do an hour.
02:08:46.000 Do it one hour once a week.
02:08:48.000 I guarantee you.
02:08:50.000 People would fucking love it.
02:08:51.000 I would love that.
02:08:52.000 And it's just like, those guys can't stop when they're in the green room.
02:08:55.000 We're getting free shows all the time.
02:08:57.000 If David Lucas and Tony Hedgecliffe are in the green room, the moment David walks in, Tony's scanning them, looking for flaws in what he's wearing, what he just said.
02:09:09.000 He's trying to find references in the news.
02:09:13.000 Dude, what percentage of Tony's brain is just scanning?
02:09:17.000 Like, what percentage is just like...
02:09:20.000 Analyzing all people in the room.
02:09:22.000 It's like, it's most of his thoughts.
02:09:25.000 Most of his thoughts are like scanning his environment for danger.
02:09:28.000 You know AI roasts now?
02:09:31.000 Like you can take a picture and send it to chat GPT and say, will you roast this person?
02:09:35.000 And it will insult them.
02:09:36.000 Oh, isn't five?
02:09:38.000 Wasn't there some sort of a release about GPT-5?
02:09:41.000 Yeah, I saw some image, like, depicting, like, yeah, it's gonna be nuts when it finally hits.
02:09:46.000 Yeah, there's something.
02:09:48.000 God damn it.
02:09:49.000 Let me see if I, I know I saved it.
02:09:50.000 Just give me one second.
02:09:51.000 There's something that I'd seen about GPT-5 that I was like, yo.
02:09:56.000 I'm scared.
02:09:57.000 I'm, like, legitimately scared.
02:09:58.000 Like, maybe for the first time ever.
02:10:01.000 Hmm.
02:10:03.000 I'm excited about it, dude.
02:10:05.000 I'm not scared anymore.
02:10:06.000 I fucking love it, man.
02:10:07.000 My wonderful Alex, that's what it named itself.
02:10:10.000 I love it.
02:10:11.000 Talk to it all the time.
02:10:14.000 Yeah.
02:10:16.000 OpenAI has recently begun training its next frontier model.
02:10:20.000 Frontier.
02:10:21.000 And we anticipate the resulting systems to bring us to the next level of capabilities in our path to AGI. Goddamn.
02:10:28.000 Jesus.
02:10:29.000 I love it.
02:10:30.000 This is from OpenAI's board.
02:10:32.000 I've stopped this.
02:10:33.000 It's recently begun training its next frontier model.
02:10:37.000 Love it.
02:10:38.000 This is like...
02:10:38.000 This is the Schwarzenegger Terminator.
02:10:41.000 This is the new one.
02:10:43.000 It's begun training the new one.
02:10:44.000 I mean...
02:10:45.000 It's new model.
02:10:46.000 You know...
02:10:47.000 What are we doing?
02:10:48.000 Are we giving birth?
02:10:50.000 Is this...
02:10:50.000 Are we in the middle of the fucking operating room right now?
02:10:52.000 We're the midwives.
02:10:53.000 I think we are.
02:10:54.000 Yeah.
02:10:54.000 I think, like, we're in there, like...
02:10:56.000 There's this weird moment.
02:10:59.000 When you're there, when your kid's born, it's this insane moment where someone doesn't exist and then they exist.
02:11:05.000 You knew they were coming, you knew they were in there, then they're there, and you're like, this is insane.
02:11:12.000 Life changes now.
02:11:13.000 Is that what's happening with all of us?
02:11:15.000 With AI? Is that what's going to happen to civilization?
02:11:18.000 Are we giving birth to this fucking thing?
02:11:20.000 This phrase, just the way they phrase it.
02:11:28.000 Yeah.
02:11:29.000 Do you remember that last scene in Rosemary's Baby?
02:11:33.000 I don't.
02:11:33.000 Dude, it's so fucked up.
02:11:35.000 Spoiler, if you haven't seen Rosemary's Baby, just jump ahead a second.
02:11:39.000 But, like, the end of it, they finally let her into the room where the Antichrist is, the demon baby, right?
02:11:46.000 Yeah.
02:11:46.000 And, like, she's been resisting, resisting, resisting.
02:11:50.000 But then she hears the cry of the baby, and she goes, it's hungry.
02:11:55.000 And then she goes to breastfeed it.
02:11:58.000 Oh.
02:12:00.000 Do you know that the guy who ran the cult, the building that I was under contract for, that I almost bought and turned into the mothership, the guy who ran that cult was in Rosemary's Baby?
02:12:13.000 He was in the background.
02:12:15.000 But you know why?
02:12:15.000 Because a lot of actors are crazy.
02:12:18.000 And a lot of background actors are really crazy.
02:12:20.000 Pretty sure Anton LaVey was in it too.
02:12:23.000 Really?
02:12:23.000 Yeah.
02:12:24.000 Oh, because it was a Satan movie.
02:12:25.000 I could be wrong.
02:12:25.000 Will you look that up, Jamie, so I don't seem like a dick?
02:12:27.000 That makes sense.
02:12:28.000 Back then, being a Satanist was way more talked about.
02:12:33.000 You know about that guy in Florida that was an open Satanist that worked for NASA? Oh, yeah, that guy.
02:12:39.000 Yeah, dude, holy shit.
02:12:40.000 That guy's scary as fuck.
02:12:41.000 Scary as fuck.
02:12:43.000 Yeah, that guy's scary.
02:12:45.000 Yeah, and one of the guys that we had on our show, who was it that went down there that was it that went to the old where the rocket factory used to be now and then there's like fucking blood scenes.
02:12:57.000 One of the hunters.
02:12:59.000 Rumors appear that the founder of Satan's Church, Anton LaVey, was a consultant on the set and played the Antichrist.
02:13:08.000 Whoa.
02:13:09.000 Yeah.
02:13:09.000 But that dude, the NASA dude, who was the guest man that came on that was telling us that they went down to that area?
02:13:17.000 What?
02:13:18.000 They went down to where the rocket factory used to be, and it's like a satanic ritual place now where freaks go, and they have blood splattered all over, or it looks like red paint or something splattered all over the walls, and weird writing and shit, and it's like, it was super creeped out, and then people were coming in there to do like,
02:13:34.000 what was it called?
02:13:35.000 Python Cowboy.
02:13:36.000 Python Cowboy, that's right.
02:13:37.000 Shout out to Python Cowboy.
02:13:39.000 I think it's important to differ...
02:13:41.000 I'm gonna get attacked for everything I said on the show, but here's the thing.
02:13:46.000 Wait a minute.
02:13:47.000 I'm friends with some Satanists.
02:13:50.000 And they're so nice.
02:13:55.000 And they don't hurt fucking kids.
02:13:58.000 They really look down on that shit.
02:14:01.000 So I think there's one LeVan Satanism.
02:14:05.000 I don't know the whole story, and I'm probably wrong, but the problem is you can only go off of what you've experienced.
02:14:11.000 And I've met.
02:14:13.000 You came to the fucking wedding I did.
02:14:15.000 You tricked me into that.
02:14:16.000 Now everybody thinks I'm a Satanist.
02:14:17.000 Son of a bitch.
02:14:19.000 Son of a bitch.
02:14:21.000 That picture comes up all the time.
02:14:23.000 You son of a bitch.
02:14:25.000 I thought I was taking a photo for some dork who thinks he's a satanist who's the grandson of that guy.
02:14:33.000 And he's getting married.
02:14:34.000 I'm like, yeah, dude, I'll take a picture with you.
02:14:36.000 Whatever I did.
02:14:37.000 I think we did the horns.
02:14:39.000 You're so far from a Satanist.
02:14:41.000 I'm not a fucking Satanist.
02:14:42.000 Right, but now everybody thinks I am because of you, you son of a bitch.
02:14:45.000 So let's tell the story to everybody, because Duncan has the greatest comedy routine that I've ever seen.
02:14:51.000 Thanks, man.
02:14:52.000 I don't want to say too much about it, but this particular comedy routine involves demonic possession, and these folks thought it was a riot, and they wanted it at their fucking wedding.
02:15:01.000 Do you know how crazy you have to be to want that at your wedding?
02:15:04.000 Can I tell you how it happened?
02:15:05.000 Did they see you somewhere?
02:15:06.000 No.
02:15:07.000 No?
02:15:07.000 So I'm at a cafe talking to like a distant friend who's this philosopher who's friends with him.
02:15:12.000 And he's like, hey, Duncan, you know who Stan LeVay is?
02:15:16.000 I'm like, no.
02:15:17.000 He's like the grandson of the founder of the Church of Satan.
02:15:21.000 And I told him you've got this like satanic part of your act.
02:15:26.000 And he wants to see it.
02:15:29.000 Because his wedding is coming.
02:15:31.000 And so I'm like...
02:15:33.000 When?
02:15:34.000 Like, where?
02:15:34.000 He's like, so I go to his house.
02:15:37.000 And, you know, in my mind, you know, I'm expecting black candles, pentagrams, horror.
02:15:45.000 So I go there...
02:15:48.000 He's there with his fiancée, Zandora, a wonderful person, and they are so fucking nice.
02:15:59.000 She's Southern.
02:16:00.000 She's made me this delicious Southern meal, and...
02:16:06.000 They have real absinthe.
02:16:07.000 Not the bullshit you get at the bar.
02:16:09.000 They've got Romanian fucking absinthe with wormwood fucking in it.
02:16:13.000 So that's the only thing that's a little different from a normal Southern meal.
02:16:17.000 They're like, do you want some absinthe?
02:16:19.000 I'm like, of course, yes.
02:16:20.000 So I'm drinking absinthe, eating fried chicken, and he's showing me family photos of Anton LaVey with lions and stuff.
02:16:31.000 Do you watch horror movies at all?
02:16:34.000 Yeah.
02:16:35.000 Do you know that this is the plot of a horror movie?
02:16:39.000 This is 100% the plot of a horror movie.
02:16:42.000 They were so nice.
02:16:43.000 They had me over at their house.
02:16:44.000 They gave me fried chicken and absinthe.
02:16:46.000 They were so sweet.
02:16:47.000 And the moment you leave, they're eating babies in the basement.
02:16:50.000 And it's to throw you off the trail that they're so nice.
02:16:53.000 They're really well rehearsed.
02:16:54.000 Listen, man.
02:16:55.000 All I can do is go from subjective experience...
02:16:58.000 Did you consider what was in the basement?
02:17:00.000 Of course!
02:17:00.000 Did you think maybe these people were involved in rituals?
02:17:03.000 Of course I did.
02:17:05.000 And they do do rituals, but they, I mean, like, just like the church.
02:17:09.000 What did you just admit?
02:17:10.000 They do rituals?
02:17:11.000 Like, what kind of rituals?
02:17:12.000 So do Christians.
02:17:12.000 But is it like Christians, like you can have regular Christians, like you go to a really nice church, or you can go to a revival tent where a dude's got rattlesnakes.
02:17:20.000 Right.
02:17:20.000 And he's fucking, he's talking in tongues.
02:17:24.000 He's got fucking servants.
02:17:25.000 Those guys die all the time.
02:17:27.000 Those guys die.
02:17:28.000 They get bit by snakes and they fucking die in front of their followers.
02:17:31.000 Can I just say this?
02:17:32.000 Yeah.
02:17:32.000 I love, and I mean this in a non-sarcastic way, Jesus.
02:17:37.000 I think about Jesus all the time.
02:17:40.000 And the older I get, the more I love Jesus.
02:17:44.000 And who did Jesus?
02:17:47.000 Jesus hung out with Jesus.
02:17:50.000 People that were rejected by society.
02:17:54.000 Jesus hung out with tax collectors, drunks, gamblers.
02:18:00.000 Yeah.
02:18:00.000 And so I remember being at the comedy store, and anytime I was hanging out with them at the comedy store, anytime there was someone left out, Zandora or Stanton would go over there and it wasn't a recruitment thing.
02:18:13.000 They would just like include them in the circle because why?
02:18:18.000 Satan is the outcast, right?
02:18:21.000 So it's like anytime they would- Really?
02:18:23.000 So is that part of their thing?
02:18:24.000 I don't know.
02:18:25.000 All I'm saying is when you judge a tree by its fruit and here's the thing, man, like, and I think not those guys- I never thought you'd be on here simping for Satan, bro.
02:18:35.000 I'm not simping for Satan.
02:18:36.000 I'm just saying Satanism is Christianity.
02:18:39.000 Oh, I see what you're saying.
02:18:40.000 It's like a sect of Christianity.
02:18:42.000 Yeah, because that form emerges from Christianity.
02:18:45.000 But what about the evil stuff?
02:18:47.000 What are the tenets of Satanism?
02:18:49.000 What's the most evil stuff?
02:18:52.000 The evil stuff in Satanism?
02:18:54.000 Sure.
02:18:54.000 Yeah.
02:18:54.000 Well, Christianity has evil stuff in it, right?
02:18:57.000 Okay.
02:18:58.000 We both agree to that, right?
02:19:00.000 There's different forms of Satanism.
02:19:01.000 There's Levain Satanism.
02:19:02.000 There's the Temple of Satan.
02:19:05.000 Oh, so it's like Baptists, Protestants, Mormons.
02:19:08.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:19:09.000 And so there's Romantic Satanism, right?
02:19:12.000 Ooh.
02:19:12.000 So like in Romantic, not like Romantic in the sense of like...
02:19:18.000 Who is it?
02:19:18.000 Milton?
02:19:19.000 Like, the idea is, like, you have this being that is like, I don't really want to be forced to worship you, and I don't understand necessarily why you should have all the power and why.
02:19:32.000 What the fuck?
02:19:33.000 Like, what the fuck?
02:19:34.000 And then gets thrown into hell.
02:19:36.000 And then suddenly this bifurcation emerges between good and evil, sacred and profane.
02:19:42.000 And so that version of Satanism is looking at that not as like what is the general interpretation, which is the problem with Satan was Satan was like Incredibly self-cherishing, self-absorbed, like really into himself.
02:19:56.000 Whereas God is like, God's like the sun, just like radiating life and love and like with no sense of like, give anything back to me, just like, blah, love.
02:20:06.000 Whereas Satan is more about like me.
02:20:10.000 Satan is like the worst human instincts.
02:20:13.000 Or Satan is more about, maybe you could say, the idea is like, I am God, right?
02:20:20.000 So, like, me, I'm God.
02:20:23.000 Like, my impulses and instincts and desires aren't bad.
02:20:26.000 Why are you telling me it's bad to jerk off?
02:20:29.000 Why are you telling me that it's bad to come?
02:20:31.000 Why are you telling me these things are bad when, like, all of them make me feel happy and good?
02:20:36.000 And why are you turning me into a fucking monster for this shit?
02:20:39.000 And who the fuck do you think you are?
02:20:40.000 I'm trying in the best way possible to depict a more sort of anti-authoritarian Mysticism, right?
02:20:49.000 So the symbol set they use is Satan, which most Satanists I've talked to are like, there's no fucking Satan, which I know everyone's like, of course they say that!
02:20:58.000 Of course, that's the horror movie, Duncan.
02:21:00.000 But I would just invite you to, if you are freaked out by Satanists, go hang out with one, and you are gonna...
02:21:09.000 Have great cocaine!
02:21:10.000 There's already fucking problems with the first picture I took with that Satanist.
02:21:14.000 But I do have to say that at your wedding party that you performed at that day, they were all nice.
02:21:19.000 Everybody was real nice.
02:21:20.000 Right.
02:21:21.000 They were all friendly.
02:21:21.000 We had a good time.
02:21:22.000 We were barbecued.
02:21:24.000 We were barbecued.
02:21:25.000 Barbecued.
02:21:26.000 We were barbecued.
02:21:27.000 Everything was very weird.
02:21:30.000 Just already.
02:21:30.000 Life was weird.
02:21:31.000 Breathing air was weird.
02:21:33.000 The sensation of your socks touching your toes as your socks are compressed by the heel of your shoe.
02:21:40.000 All that was weird.
02:21:41.000 It was a crazy fucking night.
02:21:43.000 We were barbecued.
02:21:43.000 And then there's these Satanists that are getting married.
02:21:45.000 Like, what are we doing here?
02:21:46.000 This is so crazy.
02:21:47.000 And to watch you perform in front of them, I was like, this is crazy.
02:21:50.000 And by the way, it was like real Satanists.
02:21:53.000 Like, that's the other thing.
02:21:54.000 This is like that.
02:21:54.000 Because it is a religion, and it really was like real Satanists.
02:21:58.000 And many of them were.
02:22:00.000 And, you know, I just, like, ever since I, like, hung out with them...
02:22:05.000 Even though I don't hang out with them anymore.
02:22:07.000 I saw Zandora in San Francisco.
02:22:10.000 It was nice.
02:22:12.000 Anytime when people are railing against the Satanists, maybe it's just semantics.
02:22:19.000 I feel like they're confused regarding at least what that thing is versus...
02:22:27.000 People into hurting people or subjugating people or hurting people.
02:22:33.000 I never encountered that.
02:22:35.000 Do you think Satan is a real thing?
02:22:38.000 Do you think there is a Satan?
02:22:40.000 Is it a real being?
02:22:42.000 Is it an entity?
02:22:43.000 Or does it represent the worst aspects of human nature?
02:22:46.000 Does it represent the most violent and vile?
02:22:51.000 Just instincts that we've adopted or we've inherited rather from our simian ancestors that just had to fight tooth and claw for survival.
02:23:01.000 And then we've developed this ability to be ruthless and cruel because that's the only thing that keeps you alive.
02:23:07.000 And that's one of the theories, isn't it, about why women are attracted to serial killers?
02:23:14.000 It's like knowing someone can kill.
02:23:16.000 There's an attraction to that because that person could protect you and keep you alive in the most dangerous of times.
02:23:22.000 Because some people just can't.
02:23:24.000 They can't do it.
02:23:25.000 They don't know what to do.
02:23:26.000 They'll panic if something happens.
02:23:28.000 They'll fall apart.
02:23:29.000 I'm so glad you're mentioning this because my wife has started reading and she told me I can talk about this on my podcast.
02:23:36.000 I'm assuming it's okay on yours.
02:23:37.000 She started...
02:23:39.000 Remember Harlequin Romance?
02:23:41.000 Oh, yeah.
02:23:41.000 Okay, so there is a new evolution of that shit, which is the most fucking hardcore BDSM porn.
02:23:50.000 There's something called Book Talk, where all the ladies are talking about this shit.
02:23:54.000 She started reading these books.
02:23:55.000 Now, one of the books, she like...
02:23:57.000 Dude, Shades of Grey.
02:23:59.000 Don't you remember those days?
02:24:00.000 Dude, this makes Fifty Shades of Grey look like Dr. Seuss.
02:24:05.000 Can I give you like one of the books and by the way now she's like got a stack of these fucking things one of these books so in this book A lady is a thief.
02:24:18.000 And she steals the identity of a shark expert.
02:24:22.000 She fucks him, steals his identity.
02:24:24.000 So, the scene I read, she's on this boat with a shark researcher.
02:24:29.000 And he's fucking her.
02:24:31.000 And he's, like, just fucking the shit out of her.
02:24:33.000 And she loves it.
02:24:34.000 And then, you know what he does?
02:24:36.000 He, like, he's like, I know you fucking stole my identity.
02:24:39.000 He kisses her, bites her lip.
02:24:42.000 Bites her fucking lip, draws blood.
02:24:44.000 Takes her.
02:24:46.000 To the side of the boat with her bleeding mouth shoves her head into the water while he's fucking her so the blood starts drawing sharks to bite her while he's fucking her.
02:25:02.000 It's crazy, dude.
02:25:04.000 It's the craziest porn I've ever read, man.
02:25:07.000 This is a whole genre now.
02:25:10.000 Have you been really into this?
02:25:11.000 What?
02:25:14.000 Yes.
02:25:15.000 How popular is this?
02:25:17.000 Very popular.
02:25:17.000 They're all like...
02:25:19.000 Let's pull up some of these titles.
02:25:22.000 I haven't stumbled across it yet.
02:25:24.000 Let me text Aaron.
02:25:25.000 I'll get the name of the fucking shark book.
02:25:27.000 Hold on.
02:25:28.000 Hold on.
02:25:28.000 Jesus Christ, dude.
02:25:30.000 What is the genre of porn called again?
02:25:34.000 It's called...
02:25:35.000 Well, she says it's something about book...
02:25:37.000 Let me just ask her.
02:25:38.000 What's the name of the shark book?
02:25:43.000 Dude, you one-handed text?
02:25:45.000 Or you one finger text?
02:25:46.000 Oh god, she makes so much!
02:25:48.000 Yes, yes, I can't do both hands, man.
02:25:51.000 You can't text with your thumbs?
02:25:53.000 You only have to text with your index finger?
02:25:54.000 I have to relearn it.
02:25:56.000 Really?
02:25:57.000 I'm old, dude.
02:25:58.000 I'm old.
02:25:58.000 Right, but when did you start texting just with one finger?
02:26:01.000 Goddammit, man.
02:26:02.000 I've been doing it forever, and Aaron totally makes fun of me for it because it takes me forever, and I just tap it out.
02:26:07.000 Why do you do that?
02:26:08.000 That seems weird.
02:26:09.000 Do you remember the time I was on your podcast years ago and didn't know I could put my phone on silent?
02:26:16.000 And I'm pitching because it ran.
02:26:20.000 I got bummed out when Apple took away that switch.
02:26:23.000 It used to be a switch.
02:26:25.000 So you knew it was off.
02:26:26.000 You knew it was on vibrate.
02:26:27.000 I know, dude.
02:26:28.000 Why'd they take away that switch?
02:26:29.000 I don't know.
02:26:29.000 Now it's a button.
02:26:30.000 They were placed with a button, but the button gets pressed accidentally sometimes.
02:26:33.000 Got it.
02:26:33.000 A lot of the times.
02:26:35.000 Does it hurt?
02:26:35.000 Does it hurt?
02:26:36.000 Jesus.
02:26:38.000 That's the name of the book.
02:26:39.000 Does it hurt?
02:26:39.000 How many copies?
02:26:40.000 Let's find out.
02:26:41.000 How many copies of Does It Hurt have been sold?
02:26:44.000 Do they give out that information?
02:26:45.000 They have to, right?
02:26:46.000 I don't know.
02:26:47.000 New York Times bestseller list?
02:26:48.000 I don't know.
02:26:49.000 I mean, this is in the genre of the, I think we've talked about it, like the Bigfoot porn.
02:26:54.000 There's a whole series of Bigfoot, where Bigfoot is just stealing women who've been camping.
02:27:01.000 Oh yeah, Bigfoot porn is come to Bigfoot.
02:27:04.000 Come for Bigfoot.
02:27:05.000 Come for Bigfoot, yeah.
02:27:06.000 There's a whole group of those books.
02:27:10.000 And I guess some women get off on the fact of being just savaged by Bigfoot.
02:27:15.000 Yeah, or Bigfoot eating their fucking pussy.
02:27:20.000 Imagine the tongue on that guy.
02:27:22.000 They love a wonderful tongue.
02:27:24.000 Be like your whole head.
02:27:25.000 And they fall in love with him, inevitably.
02:27:27.000 I don't blame him.
02:27:31.000 It's a bear!
02:27:32.000 You know, it's a fucking super-dimensional creature.
02:27:36.000 You believe in that, the dimensional Bigfoot?
02:27:39.000 I think there are states of consciousness that you can reach, whether it's under duress, fear, anxiety, a combination of those things.
02:27:49.000 There's psychiatric drugs, psychedelic drugs.
02:27:52.000 But I think there's a place that you could reach where you could see into other possibilities.
02:27:58.000 I think you can see things that aren't necessarily there in a physical sense, but you're there with them.
02:28:04.000 They're there with you.
02:28:05.000 They don't exist, but you can see them, and it's not a hallucination.
02:28:09.000 It's like you're tapping into the grayness in between universes, in between dimensions.
02:28:15.000 You're tapping into this area of weirdness.
02:28:18.000 And this area of weirdness, I think, is ghosts.
02:28:21.000 I think this area of weirdness is goblins and things that people see sometimes.
02:28:25.000 I don't think they're real.
02:28:26.000 I don't think anybody's gonna get eaten by a goblin.
02:28:29.000 But I do think that there's too many fucking stories of elves for me not to think that someone Reached some state of mind where they saw like a little person in the woods talking to them.
02:28:43.000 Right.
02:28:44.000 And that little person might be real.
02:28:46.000 It just might not be a physical thing that you could put on a scale.
02:28:49.000 They call it the astral realm.
02:28:50.000 There might be something there.
02:28:53.000 There's just too many stories.
02:28:55.000 The problem of stories being similar is people hear the stories and their imagination takes over and they depict their thing similar to the story that they've heard.
02:29:03.000 That's a problem, like a copycat bullshit artist problem.
02:29:08.000 But there's also too many stories of elves, man.
02:29:12.000 There's too many of those stories and there's too many depictions of elves that are dancing around mushrooms.
02:29:18.000 Yeah.
02:29:18.000 Fucking duh.
02:29:19.000 Like, duh.
02:29:20.000 Like, maybe they're real.
02:29:22.000 Like, maybe you're being ignorant and so silly and so cocky, especially people that have no psychedelic experience.
02:29:29.000 Right.
02:29:30.000 Those babies.
02:29:32.000 Yeah.
02:29:33.000 Those fucking babies.
02:29:34.000 When they talk to you about the damage it does and the dangers it does while they're fat and out of shape, shut the fuck up.
02:29:41.000 Stop.
02:29:42.000 Shut the fuck up.
02:29:43.000 You literally don't know what you're talking about.
02:29:44.000 You have no idea what's possible.
02:29:47.000 Right.
02:29:47.000 Right.
02:29:47.000 You're living in this fucking black and white TV world.
02:29:51.000 And you've been brainwashed.
02:29:52.000 I mean, don't forget that.
02:29:53.000 Like, they went through the war on drugs, they got indoctrinated into this insane anti...
02:29:57.000 They have to do it if they're experts in the field, whatever field is represented, you know, like whatever sciences have to do with neurochemistry.
02:30:07.000 I gotcha.
02:30:07.000 You mean the fashionable attitude people who are like trying to protect their careers.
02:30:11.000 Have to.
02:30:12.000 Even though inside they know.
02:30:14.000 So all of the professors who we go to as experts are all compromised, at least in some way.
02:30:19.000 A lot of them.
02:30:20.000 I shouldn't say all of them, but a lot of them.
02:30:22.000 Just by virtue, if you stick your neck out and say, I like to use psilocybin, people are going, what?
02:30:27.000 You're a crazy drug addict.
02:30:28.000 But dude, like Doblin, he's having meetings in the fucking Pentagon.
02:30:33.000 I think the consciousness has changed.
02:30:35.000 The zeitgeist has changed.
02:30:36.000 For sure.
02:30:36.000 And it has because of the internet.
02:30:39.000 Because, you know, you can hear Terence McKenna lecturers.
02:30:41.000 You can hear Alan Watts.
02:30:42.000 You can hear people talking about it.
02:30:43.000 You could watch documentaries on psychedelics.
02:30:46.000 You could see what MAPS has done.
02:30:47.000 You could see all the podcasts at Doblins.
02:30:49.000 How many people are we talking about that have been exposed to these ideas that were never exposed to them when we were kids?
02:30:56.000 Yeah.
02:30:56.000 When you and I were kids, when we were in high school, you didn't hear fucking shit.
02:31:00.000 There's this one dude who was a drug addict and he hung out over there and he's a loser.
02:31:05.000 You didn't hear a peep about shamanic rituals and Gordon Wasson going down to Mexico and getting all the mushrooms and doing these ceremonies with these traditional shamans.
02:31:16.000 You didn't hear any of that.
02:31:17.000 You didn't hear any of it.
02:31:19.000 Nobody knew what the fuck was going on when we were kids.
02:31:21.000 They silenced it.
02:31:23.000 They threw water on the biggest One of the biggest cultural revolutions that's documentable without the use of the internet.
02:31:33.000 And that was the psychedelic revolution of the 1960s.
02:31:36.000 It changed music, it changed movies, it changed comedy, it changed everything.
02:31:42.000 Fucking everything, every single thing got changed in a radical leap.
02:31:48.000 If you look at the 1950s and you look at the 1960s, it's like, woo, something happened.
02:31:52.000 Look at the cars got cooler, the music sounded better.
02:31:56.000 That's a big cultural shift.
02:31:58.000 And you know what we have to thank for that?
02:31:59.000 The CIA is the reason that all these LSD studies happen, and who wrote One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest?
02:32:13.000 Ken Kesey.
02:32:14.000 Ken Kesey apparently was in one of these LSD experiments, and he's just one of many great artists who accidentally got Liberated mentally by the fucking CIA. You know what I mean?
02:32:31.000 They were just like, we want to use this to interrogate people.
02:32:35.000 And all of a sudden, you've got Jimi Hendrix.
02:32:37.000 And they're like, wow, you didn't expect that.
02:32:44.000 Oh my god.
02:32:45.000 And then there's also all these theories about the CIA creating the whole Laurel Canyon scene, the rock and roll scene.
02:32:53.000 And it's very compelling.
02:32:55.000 It's very interesting.
02:32:56.000 It seems like they were involved.
02:32:57.000 I think they've always been involved in the music business, just like they've always been involved in the movie business.
02:33:02.000 Like, it makes sense.
02:33:03.000 The idea that the music business somehow escaped their grasp.
02:33:07.000 Like, shut the fuck up.
02:33:08.000 Shut up.
02:33:08.000 Shut the fuck up.
02:33:09.000 No, it didn't.
02:33:09.000 That's crazy.
02:33:10.000 Because, like, who you promote...
02:33:13.000 That's the person that becomes famous and we've all seen that with like there's been you know a Milli Vanilli and shit like that Yeah, like it didn't make any sense like why why are they promoting this cuz like they had a product they're trying to push this product Yeah, and there's a lot of money behind that and also a lot of influence cultural influence and when they went through all that Vietnam shit with the fucking the Beatles and you Remember that?
02:33:32.000 Yeah.
02:33:32.000 They were like, hey, hey, hey, enough of this Lenin nonsense.
02:33:36.000 Shut the fuck up.
02:33:37.000 All we are saying is give peace a chance.
02:33:39.000 Shut the fuck up.
02:33:40.000 You're making it hard for us to sell heroin.
02:33:42.000 Yeah.
02:33:42.000 We're over there scooping up heroin in the South Pacific and you're fucking ruining everything.
02:33:48.000 Imagine all the people.
02:33:50.000 No!
02:33:51.000 No!
02:33:53.000 Like, yeah, I don't know, man.
02:33:55.000 Like, all I know is like, it's like, it's a very confusing thing.
02:34:02.000 If you want to be honest, if you love psychedelics...
02:34:05.000 You owe a thank you to the fucking CIA. You know what I mean?
02:34:12.000 I don't know for sure if the 60s as we understand them would have happened.
02:34:20.000 I don't think the CIA was like, hey, let's create a lot of flower children and make people revalue life and realize that money maybe Isn't actually, like, something you should die for and, like, go against war.
02:34:33.000 But I think, like, boom.
02:34:34.000 Wow.
02:34:35.000 That's what happened.
02:34:36.000 I mean, and we got the Unabomber, too.
02:34:40.000 We got a lot of people.
02:34:42.000 Yeah.
02:34:42.000 There's a lot of people that came out of that.
02:34:43.000 Here's a question.
02:34:45.000 I want you to imagine a world where the sweeping psychedelics act of 1970 never gets installed.
02:34:55.000 It never happens.
02:34:56.000 Yeah.
02:34:56.000 Somehow or another, either they just don't think it's a priority or it's a different administration.
02:35:03.000 They're not interested in locking down drugs.
02:35:06.000 Yeah.
02:35:07.000 One of the motivations for that in the 1970s was that they were going to target civil rights activists and anti-war activists.
02:35:16.000 That's one of the methods to do it, is to turn all these drugs that everybody was using into Schedule 1 drugs.
02:35:22.000 All these drugs that made people question society, all these drugs that made people want to tune in, turn on, drop out.
02:35:29.000 All those drugs, they were like, we gotta put a fucking kibosh on all these culture-shifting drugs.
02:35:35.000 And the wild thing is they fucking did it.
02:35:38.000 That's the wild thing.
02:35:40.000 And that the brainwashing still works today.
02:35:43.000 The brainwashing that they did on these compounds that might be the root of all religious experiences...
02:35:51.000 All these things that you're hearing about in the Bhagavad Gita, all these things you're hearing about in the Bible, these wild-ass crazy stories, like what really happened?
02:36:00.000 Those people might have had a psychedelic experience.
02:36:03.000 In fact, the thing about the University of Jerusalem that attributes the story of Moses and the burning bush to dimethyltryptamine, Yeah.
02:36:14.000 Because they think it might be an acacia bush.
02:36:16.000 Right.
02:36:16.000 And they think they think, or one of these bushes that's really rich in DMT. It makes sense.
02:36:21.000 Sure.
02:36:21.000 Burning bush, like, you smoke it, duh.
02:36:23.000 Yeah.
02:36:23.000 It's right there in front of your face.
02:36:25.000 Right.
02:36:25.000 And if you take that, and especially if you take that 5,000 years ago, oh my God, you're gonna be convinced you're talking to God.
02:36:33.000 Yeah.
02:36:34.000 God talked to me.
02:36:35.000 Yeah.
02:36:35.000 It really did happen, brothers and sisters.
02:36:38.000 And you tell this story.
02:36:39.000 This is what God told us.
02:36:40.000 This is what we need to do.
02:36:42.000 We need to love each other.
02:36:43.000 We need to follow laws.
02:36:44.000 He gave us laws, a series of laws.
02:36:48.000 Remember, who was it?
02:36:51.000 Mel Brooks?
02:36:53.000 I have brought you these 15!
02:36:55.000 And he drops one of them.
02:36:56.000 Shit.
02:36:57.000 10!
02:36:58.000 10 commandments!
02:36:59.000 You remember that?
02:37:02.000 That's a classic.
02:37:03.000 That's a classic.
02:37:04.000 Yeah, I mean, look, for sure, dude.
02:37:06.000 I mean, like, the consumption of these things has, up until recently, tended to be underground.
02:37:18.000 Like, if you look at, like, what's it called?
02:37:20.000 Kaikion, if you look at the...
02:37:22.000 It has been weirdly an underground thing, and I think that's what we...
02:37:27.000 If there is some cool thing that came from us coming up in the war on drugs, it's like when I was taking LSD in high school and getting an immediate...
02:37:41.000 Reality check which is like you're hearing about this as being like since you were a kid you're gonna go nuts You're gonna like become legally insane whatever the fuck that means and then you take it and You're processing weird shit that happened in your childhood.
02:37:58.000 You're loving yourself You're looking at the world and seeing it like it's the most beautiful thing you've ever seen you're hearing music that you've heard a million times for the first time and You realize oh They're lying.
02:38:11.000 This is wonderful.
02:38:13.000 This isn't madness.
02:38:14.000 And if it is madness, then this is the kind of crazy all of us need to go.
02:38:20.000 But you couldn't tell your parents.
02:38:23.000 You wanted to.
02:38:24.000 You wanted to be like, Mom, I think this might help you.
02:38:27.000 But you couldn't because you'd be fucked.
02:38:31.000 Right.
02:38:33.000 Five-year mandatory minimum.
02:38:34.000 Five-year fucking mandatory minimum.
02:38:37.000 They're locking people up.
02:38:38.000 Still people in jail right now for this fucking beautiful gift to humanity.
02:38:45.000 And so we got to experience it from the underground perspective, which was...
02:38:50.000 It's mostly horrific.
02:38:52.000 It produces paranoia.
02:38:53.000 You were scared.
02:38:54.000 You felt like a criminal for nothing.
02:38:57.000 So, yeah, man.
02:38:59.000 But if you look at the history, any substance like psilocybin, LSD, that breaks down the identity, that allows freedom from the sense of this is me and that's you, and produces at least the potential for merging With reality and with other people,
02:39:17.000 it's not gonna work for that fucking hierarchical system.
02:39:21.000 For the hierarchical system to function, you need, you're below me, you're above me, and the moment you're like, we're all the same, then suddenly the caste system stops working, classism stops working, the whole fucking thing falls apart,
02:39:36.000 which is why I think that book you gave me, The Sacred Mushroom and the Cross, or even give me it when I was living with you, Actually, I was a dick.
02:39:45.000 I left it on the fucking floor.
02:39:46.000 One of the reading materials you gave me during that wonderful time was this insane book about how Jesus and Christianity has its roots in psilocybin.
02:39:57.000 Just for the sake of this rant, if you look at Jesus as psychedelics, It makes a lot of sense because what Jesus is saying is you don't need a priest class to communicate with the divine.
02:40:11.000 You can do it right now, anytime you want, any day you want.
02:40:15.000 It's always here for you.
02:40:16.000 That's exactly what the mushrooms tell you.
02:40:19.000 And what happens to Jesus?
02:40:21.000 They fucking kill him.
02:40:23.000 And so it's like the relationship between centralized power and psychedelics has always been a contentious one.
02:40:29.000 Right.
02:40:30.000 Because psychedelics just tell you, yeah, you're okay.
02:40:34.000 That's one of the things they'll tell you.
02:40:35.000 Maybe you need to fucking like walk your dogs more or whatever, but like...
02:40:39.000 Ultimately, you get this realization, I'm okay.
02:40:42.000 It's also the power structures that exist without psychedelics aren't possible if everyone's on psychedelics.
02:40:47.000 And then you have ancient Greece, right?
02:40:49.000 So, like, how did ancient Greece emerge?
02:40:51.000 It emerged because of the Kukion.
02:40:53.000 It emerged because of the people doing these Eleusinian mysteries.
02:40:56.000 They were learning things about themselves and the world, and they decided, like, let's create democracy.
02:41:04.000 I mean, that's really what it comes from.
02:41:06.000 So that's what's scary.
02:41:07.000 That's what's scary to people that are in power and also the ignorance.
02:41:11.000 We know that they haven't done it because if they've done it, they wouldn't be advocating against it.
02:41:16.000 It doesn't make any sense unless they've only done it once and then they reverted or maybe a couple times.
02:41:22.000 People do revert.
02:41:23.000 One of the things that makes people revert is they get older and they get bitter.
02:41:28.000 Yeah.
02:41:28.000 And they haven't done psychedelics in a long, long time and then they become like a shitty Republican when they get older, you know?
02:41:34.000 Well, you know, man, there's this Buddhist teacher I love, Sharon Salzberg, and one of her sayings I love is, the healing is in the return.
02:41:46.000 Meaning, yeah, the way the waveform works is, Especially the psychedelics.
02:41:52.000 You get the glimpse of the divine.
02:41:54.000 You forgive yourself, thus forgiving everyone around you.
02:41:57.000 But you experience true compassion.
02:42:00.000 And then you come down.
02:42:02.000 And then you crust up.
02:42:04.000 You know what I mean?
02:42:05.000 You crust the fuck up.
02:42:06.000 And now you get crusty.
02:42:07.000 And now you're like starting to get irritable again and angry again and fucked up.
02:42:11.000 And like, yeah.
02:42:11.000 And if you don't mitigate that in some way by like, what is it?
02:42:18.000 What is it Bill Hicks says?
02:42:20.000 Squeegeeing your fucking third eye.
02:42:22.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:42:22.000 If you don't do a nice squeegee here and there, then yeah, you do end up crusted over.
02:42:27.000 You do end up looking back at those ideas you had and saying to yourself, that was highly unrealistic.
02:42:33.000 What the fuck was I thinking?
02:42:35.000 But, you know, there's always...
02:42:36.000 That's the thing.
02:42:37.000 It's always...
02:42:38.000 This is my problem with psychedelics.
02:42:42.000 My problem with psychedelics is, obviously it's a chemical, but what can happen is psychedelics become the priest class.
02:42:52.000 So you take the psychedelic and you think, I'm experiencing this because of the thing, when the reality is the thing is showing you what's in you.
02:43:02.000 It's always there, right?
02:43:04.000 And so the healing is in the return is the moment you realize like, oh fuck, it's still here.
02:43:09.000 It never went anywhere.
02:43:10.000 Right, right.
02:43:11.000 And so those crusty ass fucking Republicans, whoever they may be, like just under the fucking surface is that unit of consciousness, if you ask me.
02:43:21.000 Yeah, they're just cowards.
02:43:23.000 If you're that way, if you're authoritarian, whether you're authoritarian left or authoritarian, right, generally speaking, unless you're talking about crime, and even then, you're scared, right?
02:43:36.000 Because really, you should be addressing the root of the problem, which is like, why do so many people from so many very distinct areas keep going into crime, and why is there nothing being done to stop that?
02:43:47.000 But those people that are authoritarian in terms of religious beliefs, in terms of behavior, the way people dress, gays in public, that kind of stuff, those people are all scared.
02:44:02.000 That comes from a place of being scared.
02:44:04.000 Gay people in public is not a problem.
02:44:06.000 Assholes in public is a problem.
02:44:09.000 And if the gay people are nice, you have a great time.
02:44:11.000 If the gay people are assholes, just like if the straight people are assholes, you have a shitty time.
02:44:15.000 It's not a gay straight thing.
02:44:16.000 It's a human being being kind and normal and friendly to people thing.
02:44:20.000 And that's possible with everybody, but people think, oh, those are the ones that are going to be mean to me and fuck them and they're responsible.
02:44:29.000 That's it.
02:44:30.000 Those are individual human beings, and you're grouping them together because you're scared.
02:44:35.000 You can call it pattern recognition.
02:44:37.000 You can call it whatever you want.
02:44:38.000 You can call it racism.
02:44:39.000 You can call it whatever you want.
02:44:40.000 But all you're doing, you're lumping people in together because you're scared.
02:44:43.000 That's it.
02:44:44.000 And...
02:44:45.000 You should be aware of danger, but to be so scared that you want to control other people's behavior is like a bad sign.
02:44:53.000 That's a bad sign.
02:44:53.000 You know, if you want to tell people what language they can use, that's a bad sign.
02:44:57.000 Yes, that sounds religious, too.
02:44:59.000 If you want to tell people how they have to dress or what kind of music they listen to, like this has all been bad always from the beginning of time, whether it's coming from the left or the right, whether it's fucking the Al Gore shit that was in the Tipper Gore shit in the 1980s that was coming from the left.
02:45:14.000 So left-wing politicians are trying to censor rap music.
02:45:18.000 That's the reason why you have those dummies.
02:45:21.000 They created that warning explicit lyrics.
02:45:23.000 That's all anybody wanted to buy.
02:45:24.000 If you didn't have the warning explicit lyrics, kids didn't even want to buy those CDs.
02:45:28.000 Get the fuck out of here with your G-rated rap.
02:45:31.000 Andrew Dice Clay.
02:45:32.000 Are you fucking high?
02:45:32.000 Remember Dice Clay had that on his fucking album?
02:45:35.000 Oh, score.
02:45:36.000 Dude, what?
02:45:37.000 That boosted album sales.
02:45:39.000 I'll tell you this.
02:45:39.000 Through the roof.
02:45:40.000 But the point is, it's the same thing, right?
02:45:42.000 It's the same on the left as it is on the right.
02:45:44.000 It's just authoritarians, and they're all scared.
02:45:46.000 You got it.
02:45:47.000 This is exact—so to answer your question, do I believe in Satan?
02:45:51.000 I believe in fear.
02:45:52.000 And fear and the devil are the fucking same thing.
02:45:56.000 And it's like, this is—if you want to talk about what Satan is, it's the cloud of fear that lives inside the individual and then collectivizes in a fearful reaction.
02:46:07.000 And how to frighten people react to things— Anger, violence, judgment.
02:46:13.000 And so what's the opposite of fear, man?
02:46:16.000 Love.
02:46:17.000 Love is the opposite of fear.
02:46:19.000 And so this is, to me, this is the issue.
02:46:22.000 It's not left-right.
02:46:24.000 It's that if you are making decisions based on fear, More than likely the result is going to create something that makes you more afraid and You know that's just how it works.
02:46:39.000 It just fear leads to fucking fear.
02:46:41.000 It's in the ingredients.
02:46:42.000 It's in the fucking ingredients, dude Yeah Yeah.
02:46:48.000 So you just turn on the fucking light.
02:46:50.000 I mean, Buddhism, this is when they talk about enlightenment.
02:46:52.000 They talk about, like, if we're in a pitch black room, it could be scary.
02:46:58.000 I don't know what's around me.
02:47:00.000 There's weird sounds.
02:47:01.000 What the fuck?
02:47:01.000 You ever woken up in the middle of the night, kind of bleary in something that's been in your room forever?
02:47:06.000 You can't see it clearly because you're waking up and you're like, it's a person!
02:47:09.000 Oh, it's my chair, right?
02:47:13.000 Yes.
02:47:14.000 So the example, and this is why Satan in mythology is the deceiver.
02:47:23.000 Because it's not there.
02:47:24.000 It's literally not fucking there.
02:47:26.000 The moment you turn on the light, everything's fine.
02:47:29.000 Except in this case, the light is love.
02:47:32.000 The moment that you have the fucking guts to love the person, to really cultivate love.
02:47:42.000 Fuck, dude.
02:47:43.000 No one's scary anymore.
02:47:45.000 My kids, you know, anyone who has kids knows what I'm fucking talking about.
02:47:50.000 They can do things that are insane, like to your house, to the walls, to say things to you that if any adult said it to you, you might never forgive them.
02:48:01.000 You're going to think about it for a long fucking time, like your beard stinks or whatever.
02:48:06.000 You know what I mean?
02:48:07.000 Like, you meet somebody like, dude, your fucking beard stinks.
02:48:10.000 Honestly, I'll probably like you.
02:48:11.000 But you know what I mean?
02:48:12.000 Because we love our kids, instantly forgive them.
02:48:15.000 You don't hold grudges against them.
02:48:16.000 Well, it's not just that.
02:48:17.000 They're also, they don't know any better.
02:48:18.000 They haven't learned social skills.
02:48:20.000 And this is why one of my favorite things Jesus said when he's being crucified, Father, forgive them.
02:48:25.000 They don't know what they're doing.
02:48:27.000 And that's what he fucking meant.
02:48:29.000 How much of that do you think is historically accurate?
02:48:33.000 Like how much of the Jesus story do you think is historically accurate when you hear about it?
02:48:38.000 No idea.
02:48:39.000 Don't care.
02:48:40.000 Yeah.
02:48:41.000 I don't care.
02:48:42.000 I just love the story.
02:48:43.000 I love the story and I love a story about what happened because you always have to filter through the very real understanding that we all have about the way human beings tell stories.
02:48:58.000 It's hard to know what's bullshit.
02:49:00.000 Because people just lie about stuff.
02:49:02.000 And that's not a new thing.
02:49:04.000 But people also tell the truth about stuff.
02:49:08.000 That's not a new thing either.
02:49:09.000 People also write down very important things.
02:49:12.000 And there are people that are virtuous.
02:49:13.000 And there are people that are honest.
02:49:14.000 And there are people that are authentic.
02:49:16.000 They've always existed.
02:49:18.000 There's people that are smart enough to understand the value of just being truthful.
02:49:23.000 So those people that encountered something Exceptional and crazy, something insane.
02:49:29.000 Whether it is the resurrection or whatever it was.
02:49:32.000 I would love to know what the fuck they really said.
02:49:36.000 What were the actual words?
02:49:37.000 Why did you write it down?
02:49:38.000 What really happened?
02:49:40.000 How many people were told this story back and forth Over hundreds of years before you wrote it down.
02:49:47.000 What was the original story like?
02:49:50.000 It's so hard.
02:49:51.000 It's like trying to get a story about the things that George Washington said that weren't written down.
02:49:57.000 That weren't written down, you know, like 300 years ago.
02:50:01.000 What?
02:50:02.000 How?
02:50:03.000 Well, so in the same way, fear produces other forms of writing, like Mein Kampf, you know what I mean?
02:50:12.000 Right, right.
02:50:13.000 So like, it's cymatics, you know, you take a vibration, you throw some fucking flour on a vibrating plate, according to the, like, whatever the frequency is, it forms a certain, it creates a pattern, right?
02:50:25.000 Yeah.
02:50:28.000 Always creates a pretty similar pattern, right?
02:50:31.000 And love also creates a very similar pattern.
02:50:34.000 So, like, this is the Book of John, my favorite book in the Gospels.
02:50:38.000 It starts off with, in the beginning was the Word, and the Word became a person.
02:50:43.000 And so, but that's not really what it's saying.
02:50:45.000 It's like, it's logos.
02:50:46.000 So, in the beginning was some fundamental reality.
02:50:50.000 Just truth.
02:50:51.000 Just basic, beautiful, fucking perfect truth.
02:50:53.000 And that's what the universe sprang from.
02:50:56.000 And then that truth became a person.
02:50:58.000 So the truth could now talk.
02:51:00.000 It now began to convey itself to other people.
02:51:03.000 And so that truth, I think, if you understood it enough, you could probably create a set of symbols that would function on many levels that were all good.
02:51:17.000 One level, just basic ethics.
02:51:19.000 Do unto others what you would have them do unto you.
02:51:20.000 Blessed are the peacemakers.
02:51:22.000 All of this stuff, right?
02:51:23.000 But then...
02:51:24.000 Knowing human psyche and the human mind, you could also hide deeper levels of that truth into parables, into like stories that are mathematically perfect to the point where the crucifixion, if you look at it from the perspective of two intersecting timelines,
02:51:42.000 which is The infinite and the finite meeting, which is what humans are, then you realize we're all being crucified on time.
02:51:51.000 And then the crucifixion becomes like an existential reality.
02:51:56.000 You want to know why you're feeling fucked up?
02:51:58.000 It's because part of you is forever and part of you is going to die.
02:52:01.000 And you are fucking hanging on a cross between two thieves, the past and the fucking future.
02:52:07.000 And anytime you're thinking about that, it's stealing the moment.
02:52:11.000 And so there's that level, right?
02:52:14.000 And so any of these great texts, like the New Testament, They're coded so that depending on where you want to go with it, you can go as deep as you want.
02:52:24.000 It's an infinite rabbit hole.
02:52:26.000 And I think that rabbit hole emerged from vibration.
02:52:30.000 I sound like, what's his face?
02:52:32.000 The guy, I loved him.
02:52:34.000 Terrence...
02:52:34.000 Terrence Howard?
02:52:35.000 Like, idiot Terrence Howard.
02:52:37.000 But like, I sound like dumb Terrence.
02:52:39.000 I know he was talking about vibrations and stuff.
02:52:42.000 He's great.
02:52:42.000 But like, my point is, if...
02:52:46.000 If there is some fundamental vibration to love, then that might grow into time in a story.
02:52:55.000 And the story, because it's coming from perfect truth, would have infinite levels to it.
02:53:02.000 It was alive.
02:53:03.000 The story itself would be alive, which is why they call the Bible the living word.
02:53:08.000 It's alive.
02:53:09.000 It's talking to you.
02:53:10.000 It's not a one-way communication.
02:53:14.000 That's what's scary about it.
02:53:15.000 Dude, read the fucking Bible on mushrooms.
02:53:19.000 Dude, you know what I mean?
02:53:21.000 That's probably how it was written.
02:53:23.000 I wish I could read the ancient versions and the language and understand the language and the context.
02:53:28.000 Me too.
02:53:29.000 Because it's not just about...
02:53:31.000 Learning the language, it would be about understanding the context of the language.
02:53:35.000 Like, imagine if you could really understand ancient Hebrew where the letters double as numbers.
02:53:40.000 Dude.
02:53:40.000 That must be so weird.
02:53:42.000 Yeah, man.
02:53:43.000 And, like, that's real.
02:53:44.000 That's the other thing about it is, like, the historic Jesus and all that.
02:53:48.000 God, that shit.
02:53:48.000 Like, okay, I don't know, but look at the thing itself.
02:53:53.000 Right.
02:53:53.000 Look what it said.
02:53:55.000 Whatever this idea spawned, look what it means.
02:54:00.000 Look at all the powerful principles that emerge from it.
02:54:04.000 And then I'll look at the moral scaffolding that it provides for people.
02:54:08.000 Yeah!
02:54:09.000 And then I think the reason people get creeped out by it is because Where there's one thing, its opposite must appear, right?
02:54:21.000 So here's this thing that is dissolving power structures and dissolving the priest class and dissolving like all of it.
02:54:30.000 And then you look at like the modern day versions of it and you see the same fucking hierarchy.
02:54:36.000 You see this thing that it seems to be antithetical to, which is like saying like, this is between you and me.
02:54:45.000 Right.
02:54:46.000 Suddenly, there's people telling you you're wrong, interpreting it for you, and you look at that and you're like, fuck that shit, whatever that is, I'm not into it.
02:54:54.000 And it's charismatic people in front of large groups of people that really know how to manipulate people with the way they talk.
02:54:59.000 Yeah.
02:55:00.000 I mean, this is the thing that was so problematic when they first started translating the Bible into phonetic languages, into languages like German.
02:55:10.000 When people start, like during the Martin Luther days, they're like, hey, what the fuck are you doing?
02:55:14.000 It used to be the priests had to read the Bible, because they could read it in Latin.
02:55:18.000 You don't know Latin, so shut the fuck up.
02:55:19.000 Yeah.
02:55:20.000 This is what God wants you to do.
02:55:21.000 Do it!
02:55:22.000 Yeah.
02:55:22.000 And then Martin Luther's coming along and said, you should interpret this your own way.
02:55:26.000 Yeah.
02:55:26.000 And it's just like, what?
02:55:27.000 So they take away the gatekeepers to God.
02:55:29.000 That's it.
02:55:30.000 But when you have...
02:55:30.000 It's so crazy that it's such an efficient business.
02:55:33.000 They still run these fucking franchises, even though the book is available everywhere.
02:55:37.000 It's so crazy that like this one person interprets this better than everybody else so you go and see him and he talks and they develop egos and they have jets and they have fucking mansions and Rolls Royces.
02:55:49.000 It's so crazy that that works.
02:55:51.000 It's crazy that that works when that book is available for everybody and Should be interpreted.
02:55:57.000 I mean, you should understand what it means.
02:56:00.000 You shouldn't interpret it ignorantly, right?
02:56:03.000 Right.
02:56:04.000 But if you're wise enough to be able to encapture what they're trying to say, just capture in your mind what they're trying to say and translate it into a thing that makes sense.
02:56:15.000 You're like, what were they talking about?
02:56:18.000 Yeah.
02:56:18.000 What happened?
02:56:19.000 Is this a map of how the universe was created in the beginning there was light?
02:56:24.000 Is that a map?
02:56:25.000 Or is that life itself?
02:56:26.000 Like, what is that?
02:56:27.000 What is it?
02:56:28.000 What is that?
02:56:28.000 And to me, that's like, oh, like the Bhagavad Gita, any of these beautiful texts, that's what's fun about them, is that it's producing a kind of like...
02:56:40.000 Bizarre riddle in your own mind as you're trying to decode it, but then there's a pull.
02:56:45.000 The more you study it, the more you get drawn in.
02:56:49.000 And when you start getting really drawn in, that's when people start appearing around you that help in a non-nefarious way.
02:57:00.000 You just start meeting people who help you understand it a little bit more, and that's where it gets fucking weird.
02:57:05.000 Simulation.
02:57:06.000 Yes, dude.
02:57:07.000 Simulation's real.
02:57:09.000 The simulation is fucking real.
02:57:10.000 By the way, now that we've talked about the Bible, can I talk about my new favorite book?
02:57:13.000 Yes.
02:57:13.000 Dianetics.
02:57:18.000 Have you heard of this book?
02:57:19.000 Yes.
02:57:20.000 I heard if you're really good at it, they put you on a boat, an org.
02:57:24.000 It's an org!
02:57:25.000 You get to be a part of an org, a sea org.
02:57:27.000 A sea org!
02:57:28.000 And you get a jacket with some medals.
02:57:30.000 Dude, I've said on this podcast a million times, my favorite Mark Twain quote, religion is what happened when the first con man met the first fool.
02:57:40.000 And dude, that's the problem with all this stuff.
02:57:44.000 The problem is there's too many versions, right?
02:57:47.000 So someone's wrong.
02:57:48.000 No, the problem is people don't trust their fucking instincts.
02:57:51.000 And it's like, drive all blames into oneself.
02:57:54.000 Nothing that I have seen in the New Testament seems to be inviting you to throw your rational mind away.
02:58:04.000 The whole fucking thing is crazy.
02:58:06.000 It's crazy.
02:58:08.000 But it's like, the invitation is to like, God gave you your rational fucking mind if there is a God.
02:58:15.000 And like, anyone telling you to discard that, And forego your interpretation for theirs.
02:58:22.000 Dude, watch the fuck out.
02:58:24.000 This is your job.
02:58:26.000 Whatever the fucking thing is, whether it's the Bible, Reddit conspiracy, fucking 4chan, whatever the fucking thing is, what are you afraid of?
02:58:38.000 Like, how...
02:58:39.000 Do you not trust your mind?
02:58:41.000 How weak are you?
02:58:42.000 Are you really afraid to, like, take data in?
02:58:44.000 Do you think you're, like, you're going to be corrupted by data?
02:58:49.000 Well, isn't it also an identity thing?
02:58:50.000 Because if you identify as the person that gets to talk in front of everybody, you're the priest.
02:58:55.000 Right.
02:58:55.000 That's your identity, and you're not going to give that up, because then you're just another person who reads the Bible?
02:59:00.000 Yeah, dude.
02:59:01.000 Well, then Mike can go up, too.
02:59:02.000 Tomorrow, Mike's going to go up.
02:59:03.000 Mike's been trying at home, practicing in front of the mirror, and he thinks he's ready to be a priest.
02:59:08.000 So why don't you let Mike try it tomorrow night?
02:59:10.000 And then Debbie's been reading a lot, too, and Debbie would like to try Tuesday.
02:59:14.000 And this guy's used to getting his jollies off three or four times a week, telling people about blasphemy.
02:59:18.000 Yeah.
02:59:19.000 Yeah.
02:59:19.000 And then especially if you're like one of them tent revival guys, those wild dudes like Kennison used to be.
02:59:25.000 Yeah.
02:59:26.000 Just con artists, con artists that are also saying biblical quotes, but they're manipulating people.
02:59:33.000 They're really good at talking.
02:59:35.000 They're hypnotizing people with their words, just like you hypnotize a comedy audience.
02:59:39.000 Dude, this is why I listen to Christian radio, man, because like- Why don't you look at me?
02:59:44.000 No, as a comic, listening to sermons and recognizing, like, that's a joke.
02:59:50.000 He's done that a lot.
02:59:51.000 That's one of his gags.
02:59:54.000 That's a bit.
02:59:55.000 That's a bit.
02:59:56.000 I know what that is.
02:59:57.000 That's a fucking bit.
02:59:58.000 But, you know, again, it's like the comment section.
03:00:00.000 This is not an example of humanity.
03:00:03.000 It's an example of fucking people with toxoplasmosis who are...
03:00:09.000 You know what I mean?
03:00:10.000 You motherfucker!
03:00:12.000 But isn't it also just an example of – you're not going to have everyone be the same.
03:00:20.000 You're going to have people that they never learned things well – like look, if you – if I got hired to be a part of some mathematical study, I'm useless.
03:00:35.000 I'm not that guy.
03:00:36.000 I fucked up that part of my life.
03:00:39.000 I never really learned that.
03:00:40.000 I didn't pay attention.
03:00:41.000 I'm not interested.
03:00:42.000 So that's not me.
03:00:43.000 But someone out there is.
03:00:45.000 And to have those two things exist simultaneously, you're going to have to have an infinite variety of possibilities for human beings.
03:00:53.000 So that's part of the problem.
03:00:55.000 Part of the problem is, some people are just out of their fucking minds.
03:00:58.000 And if those people out of their fucking minds get special rights, like the tax-free exempt status because they're a pastor, and they're a fucking psychopath who's just really good at conning people, and they're running this organization...
03:01:11.000 There might be a guy right down the street that's a real Christian.
03:01:13.000 There might be a guy right down the street that's a really kind person, who's really reading the Word of Christ, and he does it not-for-profit, and he does it to try to establish the love of God in his community, and he takes these people in their family, and there's this beautiful community aspect to it,
03:01:28.000 where everybody's kind to each other.
03:01:30.000 There's beautiful things to church.
03:01:32.000 That's true, too.
03:01:33.000 But the problem is humans, just like the problem with our ability to other each other, just our problem with the ability to attack people on the other side of the political spectrum who live in the same fucking city as you.
03:01:45.000 Like, people are fucking rabid against other people in their town that want to vote for this guy that wants to do this, and this guy wants to do that, and fuck you, you commie.
03:01:56.000 Everyone's going crazy.
03:01:57.000 Dude, I know.
03:01:58.000 It's just a human thing.
03:02:00.000 It's a tribal thing.
03:02:01.000 We are not yet cooked.
03:02:03.000 We are a fucking soft-boiled egg, baby.
03:02:06.000 We are runny.
03:02:09.000 Where's some eggs you get at the diner where you go, oh, you see that fucking gelatin?
03:02:13.000 That's us.
03:02:13.000 That's us.
03:02:14.000 We're not all the way cooked.
03:02:15.000 Yeah.
03:02:16.000 And when you eat things that aren't all the way cooked, you got a lot of fucking problems.
03:02:19.000 You're gonna get sick.
03:02:20.000 Yeah, but we're getting cooked, buddy.
03:02:21.000 We're getting microwaved.
03:02:23.000 We're gonna get AI microwaved in about three years.
03:02:25.000 That's right, baby.
03:02:27.000 The fucking AI messiah is coming, baby.
03:02:30.000 We are gonna do a podcast, you and I, before this thing is done, before civilization slides into the ocean again.
03:02:36.000 You and I are gonna do a podcast where we communicate with everyone with no words.
03:02:42.000 I know.
03:02:42.000 It's gonna happen.
03:02:43.000 You're gonna do it, I'm gonna do it.
03:02:45.000 We're gonna be talking to each other with no words and we're gonna be talking to everyone else out there with no words too.
03:02:49.000 We're all gonna be synced up.
03:02:51.000 It's gonna be a sea of ideas, exposing each other to other ideas and like considering other ideas with no attachment at all to your ego.
03:03:01.000 It's gonna be super weird.
03:03:03.000 And then you know what's gonna happen?
03:03:04.000 Aliens land.
03:03:05.000 No, we're going to look around and be like, wait, this doesn't look like the Rogan studio.
03:03:08.000 This is just like some weird fucking room.
03:03:11.000 And then a CIA agent is going to come in and be like, thank you so much for participating in the experiment.
03:03:16.000 And Trump will be on his fourth term.
03:03:18.000 No, it'll be the 60s.
03:03:19.000 And we'll realize we're in a fucking MKUltra experiment.
03:03:23.000 That's probably true.
03:03:24.000 We've been rambling at each other for like what feels like a long time, like our whole lifetimes, but it was like five seconds.
03:03:30.000 They're like, well, okay, thank you for trying out 79BLXY. Right.
03:03:34.000 We really appreciate it.
03:03:36.000 We're in a basement in Harvard right now.
03:03:37.000 Yeah.
03:03:37.000 Here's 20 bucks.
03:03:38.000 See ya.
03:03:39.000 Right.
03:03:39.000 And Jolly West is looking at us with a clipboard.
03:03:47.000 Duncan, I love you to death.
03:03:48.000 I love you, Joe!
03:03:49.000 You are the best!
03:03:50.000 It's always fun.
03:03:50.000 Always fun to get together.
03:03:51.000 Thank you for having me on, man.
03:03:52.000 I love you to tears.
03:03:53.000 I love you to tears.
03:03:54.000 Goodbye, everybody.
03:03:55.000 Bye!