The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience #2161 - Tony Hinchcliffe

00:00:17.000 I got to talk some shit. 1.00

00:00:19.000 You're killing it, man. 1.00

00:00:20.000 It's exciting. 0.99

00:00:22.000 It's an exciting time for you.

00:00:24.000 Yeah.

00:00:24.000 I hope you're enjoying it.

00:00:26.000 Oh, I'm having a blast.

00:00:27.000 Is it weird?

00:00:27.000 Does it feel weird?

00:00:29.000 Kind of, because I wasn't expecting a big moment or a different boom, a different outside thing, because I'm just content here, chilling.

00:00:40.000 I had my Kill Tony stuff and all of our stuff.

00:00:44.000 But yeah, it's awesome.

00:00:46.000 Yeah.

00:00:48.000 It's so interesting to watch.

00:00:50.000 It was funny that Bryan Simpson said that he's with you at the store, and he said, he goes, I watched Tony Hinchcliffe become real famous in real time.

00:00:57.000 Yeah.

00:00:57.000 Like, you could see, like, with the first show, when you're warming up, getting ready for the roast, then after the roast.

00:01:03.000 Yeah.

00:01:03.000 People just going crazy.

00:01:04.000 Yeah.

00:01:05.000 It was weird.

00:01:05.000 I got bumped by another comedian my first night at the store, and then I was the special guest, super treat, the rest of the week.

00:01:14.000 Like, it was like I was the secret...

00:01:16.000 Weapon, kind of, so I was unbumpable.

00:01:19.000 We should be bumped anyway. 0.99

00:01:21.000 Bumping is horseshit. 0.94

00:01:23.000 Bumping is a thing that was around the store back in the old days and they should have got rid of it a long time ago. 0.95

00:01:29.000 You know, it's one thing if like some superstar Dave Chappelle type Chris Rock character wants to pop in, Louis CK's in town, and they want to do 15 minutes, you know, that's all great.

00:01:39.000 But what used to happen at the store is you would get these comedians that were just doing it for an ego flex. 0.80

00:01:47.000 They were just doing it because they wanted to be able to bump other folks on the roster and then they would do like a fucking 45-minute set and ruin the timeline of the show. 0.88

00:01:56.000 Everybody's supposed to do 15 minutes. 0.99

00:01:57.000 There's like fucking 16 people on the show. 0.99

00:01:59.000 It's a long-ass show. 0.99

00:02:00.000 How many people are on?

00:02:02.000 16. Is it 16?

00:02:03.000 I don't know if it still is.

00:02:04.000 It might be 14 or 12 or something. 1.00

00:02:05.000 It's a lot of fucking people, dude. 0.99

00:02:07.000 It's crazy that some people will sit there from show open. 1.00

00:02:12.000 They will sit there from 8pm and they will be there till 2am.

00:02:15.000 I've seen it.

00:02:16.000 Oh yeah, I've seen it many a times.

00:02:18.000 Some people are just like, especially those tourists.

00:02:22.000 Comedy tourists.

00:02:23.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:02:23.000 They'd come there from Australia and Ireland and shit. 1.00

00:02:27.000 Yeah, they don't want to miss anything. 0.99

00:02:28.000 We're getting a lot of those at the mothership, man.

00:02:30.000 There's a lot of people from other countries that are telling me they're flying in for this.

00:02:33.000 All the time.

00:02:34.000 It's wild.

00:02:35.000 They come in, they do like a weekend, then they go do Kill Tony, and then they'll do like one of our shows. 0.99

00:02:41.000 It's fucking crazy.

00:02:42.000 Yeah, I always ask now during the commercial break where I get to talk directly to the Kill Tony audience, and I ask, how many of you live in Austin, Texas? 0.98

00:02:49.000 Make some noise.

00:02:49.000 How many of you flew in just for this?

00:02:51.000 And it's always a bigger pop.

00:02:52.000 Isn't that wild?

00:02:53.000 Yeah.

00:02:54.000 It's like the city's become like a vacation destination for stand-up.

00:02:59.000 For the arts, I think.

00:03:00.000 I think you can come here and listen to live music, the best, and live comedy.

00:03:05.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:03:06.000 And get to see a lot of fucking freaks. 1.00

00:03:09.000 Yeah, it's just fucking, what a time we're in, man. 1.00

00:03:12.000 Boy, did we get lucky. 0.99

00:03:14.000 I mean, we just keep getting lucky, dude.

00:03:16.000 Having Shane here is a death blow to the other cities.

00:03:20.000 Took him out on his first boat trip on Sunday, and we drank.

00:03:27.000 Of course, if you were Shane, you're drinking.

00:03:29.000 Did you drink Bud Lights or did you drink real alcohol?

00:03:32.000 I drank whiskey cokes, he drank Bud Lights. 0.99

00:03:34.000 We always fucking meet. 0.98

00:03:37.000 Yeah, that dude can put them away. 1.00

00:03:40.000 Do not fuck around with Shane Gillis. 1.00

00:03:43.000 Do not try to drink with Shane Gillis. 1.00

00:03:44.000 We had so much fun.

00:03:46.000 Cracking up, man.

00:03:48.000 Listening to Drake on the river.

00:03:50.000 That's awesome.

00:03:51.000 He's the best.

00:03:52.000 Yeah.

00:03:53.000 It's so nice having him here.

00:03:54.000 And it's so nice having Joey here all the time now.

00:03:56.000 Joey's coming again in a week.

00:03:58.000 Unbelievable.

00:03:59.000 Yeah.

00:03:59.000 I was just with him in New Jersey.

00:04:00.000 Yeah.

00:04:02.000 He was so hilarious.

00:04:03.000 He was so hilarious at the fights.

00:04:05.000 He was out of his mind.

00:04:07.000 That's what I was telling Lewis is like even the few people that we, you know, really want that haven't moved here are coming here all the time.

00:04:15.000 Like it's a Vegas residency or something like that.

00:04:18.000 Yeah, Theo was there too at the fights and he's coming in July.

00:04:20.000 Yeah.

00:04:20.000 So we'll do more stuff with him too.

00:04:23.000 Yeah, it's just we're lucky as shit, dude. 0.88

00:04:25.000 I mean, I say it all the time, but it's almost like the universe wanted this to happen this way. 0.98

00:04:31.000 It just seems like every light just turned green right when we got up to it.

00:04:34.000 Unbelievable.

00:04:35.000 It didn't make sense.

00:04:36.000 Like, this isn't gonna work.

00:04:37.000 Green light.

00:04:37.000 This isn't gonna work.

00:04:38.000 Green light.

00:04:39.000 Hey, this might work.

00:04:40.000 Green light. 0.99

00:04:40.000 Oh shit, it's happening. 0.99

00:04:42.000 Green light. 1.00

00:04:42.000 It's wild. 1.00

00:04:43.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:04:44.000 And it's a special fucking place, man. 1.00

00:04:46.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:04:47.000 I love this city with all my heart.

00:04:49.000 I, you know, I never thought I would leave LA and then when the shit hit the fan and riots and governments and you realize taxes are absolutely insane for what we were getting and I feel more at home here than I ever did there and I was there for almost 20 years.

00:05:06.000 Yeah. 0.89

00:05:06.000 But when the plane's landing and you look out the right side and you see downtown Austin instead of downtown LA, it feels more like, oh yeah. 0.89

00:05:15.000 It's a better place for comedy, too, in terms of, like, you don't have the traffic.

00:05:22.000 It's not a grind.

00:05:24.000 It's the middle of the country.

00:05:25.000 So if you want to travel to other cities, it's easy to get to.

00:05:28.000 The club situation is amazing.

00:05:31.000 There's so many clubs.

00:05:32.000 There's Cab City.

00:05:34.000 There's Creek in the Cave.

00:05:35.000 There's the Vulcan.

00:05:36.000 There's the Sunset Strip.

00:05:37.000 There's the Mothership.

00:05:39.000 There's what else?

00:05:40.000 The Black Rabbit.

00:05:41.000 Black Rabbit.

00:05:43.000 They're everywhere.

00:05:45.000 Shakespeare's.

00:05:46.000 It's crazy.

00:05:47.000 It's crazy.

00:05:48.000 It's an amazing situation.

00:05:50.000 Yeah.

00:05:51.000 And you realize you don't have to live like that.

00:05:55.000 You don't have to be stuck in this crazy city of insane traffic and crime.

00:06:00.000 Right.

00:06:00.000 I can see five comedy clubs from my windows and where I live, and I don't even think anybody in New York has that.

00:06:08.000 I don't think you can look down and see five comedy clubs from where you're at at any given point.

00:06:13.000 Look, New York has more clubs and more people.

00:06:15.000 And New York's awesome.

00:06:16.000 It's not a contest.

00:06:17.000 Right.

00:06:18.000 You know, it's not a contest.

00:06:19.000 It's like that whole, like, New York is the best.

00:06:22.000 I don't know.

00:06:23.000 If you like it, it's the best.

00:06:25.000 Like, it's whatever's great for you.

00:06:27.000 Right.

00:06:28.000 But this is a crazy place right now.

00:06:30.000 And, you know, LA used to be crazy. 0.99

00:06:32.000 And now LA's just a fucking steaming pile. 1.00

00:06:36.000 It's on fire. 1.00

00:06:39.000 It's just fucked. 1.00

00:06:40.000 Speaking of fire, do you see this guy? 1.00

00:06:41.000 You know what that is?

00:06:42.000 Uh-uh.

00:06:43.000 In Mexico.

00:06:44.000 Oh, we need to Google this, too.

00:06:46.000 Because Mexico has a new president.

00:06:50.000 And I heard that 30-plus presidential candidates were assassinated.

00:06:55.000 Oh.

00:06:56.000 That might be just a TikTok meme.

00:06:59.000 So I have to find out.

00:07:00.000 So let's find out in real time.

00:07:01.000 But the sky, the reason why the sky is so cloudy looking, that's smoke from wildfires in Mexico.

00:07:07.000 Oh, wow.

00:07:07.000 Yeah, they did a controlled burn and they go, whoops.

00:07:10.000 Oh, boy.

00:07:11.000 They whoopsied.

00:07:12.000 Whoops.

00:07:14.000 37, excuse me.

00:07:17.000 Claudia Scheinbaum.

00:07:19.000 Was elected the country's first female president after a bloody election campaign that saw 37 candidates assassinated.

00:07:26.000 And that's our neighbor. 1.00

00:07:29.000 We live next to a fucking crack house. 1.00

00:07:34.000 That's on fire. 1.00

00:07:35.000 A crack house on fire run by a Jew. 1.00

00:07:39.000 A lady. 0.70

00:07:41.000 First lady. 0.99

00:07:42.000 More than three dozen candidates were assassinated, including a local government candidate in central Puebla state who was killed on Friday, increasing the total number of those killed to 37. Who the fuck would want to run for office in Mexico? 0.99

00:07:56.000 Dude, that is so crazy. 0.99

00:07:59.000 That is so crazy.

00:08:01.000 Look how few people.

00:08:02.000 Look, 20,000 positions to fill and 70,000 candidates.

00:08:06.000 If you have 20,000 positions in America, how many candidates do you have?

00:08:09.000 Probably a lot more because nobody's getting assassinated.

00:08:11.000 That would be one way to start fitting the herd. 0.96

00:08:14.000 Yeah.

00:08:15.000 Taking them out.

00:08:16.000 I mean, how far away?

00:08:17.000 I mean, sounds crazy, right?

00:08:19.000 This is Mexico.

00:08:20.000 It's not America. 0.65

00:08:21.000 How far away are we from, like, seeing another JFK-type situation?

00:08:28.000 Man.

00:08:29.000 I mean, Jesus. 1.00

00:08:32.000 Fuck. 1.00

00:08:34.000 Could be close. 1.00

00:08:35.000 Seems like there's a candidate that the government really doesn't want to.

00:08:37.000 Yeah, there's this one guy.

00:08:38.000 What's his name?

00:08:39.000 Yeah.

00:08:40.000 One guy who went to the UFC this weekend and got like a 30-second standing ovation.

00:08:46.000 Yep.

00:08:46.000 Almost as big as Dave in Ohio, but not quite.

00:08:49.000 Right.

00:08:49.000 Not quite.

00:08:51.000 They're changing the tone on this.

00:08:53.000 I mean, like, you know, they're doing it. 0.98

00:08:55.000 They want to try to make him look like a bad guy, but people just aren't stupid anymore. 0.79

00:08:59.000 I mean, there's obviously still, like, half the country doesn't get it, but... 0.94

00:09:03.000 Yo, so many rappers.

00:09:05.000 So many rappers are showing support for Trump now.

00:09:08.000 It's crazy.

00:09:08.000 Yeah.

00:09:09.000 Because now he's got a felony.

00:09:11.000 Right.

00:09:13.000 I mean, like, now they realize also he's getting trapped by the system, just like everybody's been rapping about. 1.00

00:09:19.000 Being trapped by the system, this bullshit system. 0.99

00:09:21.000 You watch it happen with him. 1.00

00:09:23.000 Exactly.

00:09:24.000 Yeah, I was just talking about this. 1.00

00:09:25.000 I don't think they were counting on the black voter being like, hey, they just fucked that guy. 1.00

00:09:31.000 That's what they do to us. 1.00

00:09:32.000 Yeah.

00:09:33.000 This is what they do to everybody, and they pretend they're there for you while they're letting in immigrants. 1.00

00:09:38.000 And you know what, man?

00:09:39.000 Here's the problem.

00:09:40.000 Here's the real problem.

00:09:41.000 Republicans won't be the solution either, kids.

00:09:44.000 The problem is people in a position of power.

00:09:46.000 The Republicans seem like they are your solution, but it's just because the people in power right now are the Democrats.

00:09:54.000 Whenever the Democrats are out and the Republicans are in, everybody is dying for a Democrat. 0.99

00:10:00.000 I remember when Bush was president, after the second term, everyone was like, good lord, can we get a fucking reasonable democrat in here before this country goes Christian nationalist and fucking goes crazy and starts every war? 0.98

00:10:14.000 And then Obama comes in like, oh, I think it's going to be great. 0.96

00:10:16.000 But it kind of seems like kind of the same, you know?

00:10:19.000 And the whistleblower protection that he promised, eh, actually probably like one of the worst whistleblowers ever.

00:10:26.000 Drone strikes, eh, kind of a shitload of drone strikes.

00:10:29.000 The whole thing was bonkers.

00:10:31.000 It's just the same structure with a different face.

00:10:35.000 It's Bill Hicks' joke.

00:10:36.000 Bill Hicks' joke about, I think the puppet on the left is to my liking.

00:10:41.000 Why more align with the puppet on the right?

00:10:43.000 Hey, there's one guy and he's holding both puppets.

00:10:48.000 That's what we're dealing with.

00:10:50.000 We're dealing with money.

00:10:51.000 We're dealing with money and power.

00:10:55.000 That's where a person like a Trump character does make a difference, though. 0.99

00:11:00.000 Because he truly does not give a fuck. 0.99

00:11:02.000 And especially now, after all they've done to him, all the things he survived. 0.99

00:11:07.000 This guy was beloved.

00:11:09.000 Beloved.

00:11:10.000 Until he was about 70 years old.

00:11:13.000 Yeah.

00:11:13.000 And that's when he starts running for president.

00:11:15.000 Actually, he was a little bit mocked before that while Obama was in office because he was one of those people that was a birther.

00:11:23.000 Yeah.

00:11:23.000 You know, he was a...

00:11:24.000 I'm one of those people that I don't give a fuck where you were born as long as you're not actually an undercover terrorist, you know? 0.99

00:11:32.000 If you're like clearly like a regular person, That just happened to be born in Nigeria or happened to be born in Saudi Arabia, but now you're here. 0.99

00:11:40.000 You went to school here.

00:11:41.000 You got friends here.

00:11:42.000 You got family here.

00:11:43.000 You love it here. 1.00

00:11:44.000 America's the shit. 1.00

00:11:45.000 You can be president. 1.00

00:11:47.000 Like, I don't really think that you have to be born on a certain patch of dirt to run it. 1.00

00:11:51.000 That seems like Viking shit. 0.99

00:11:53.000 That seems like... 1.00

00:11:54.000 That seems so old.

00:11:56.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:11:56.000 That seems so dumb. 0.99

00:11:58.000 What about the 35 thing? 0.99

00:11:59.000 Is that the age?

00:12:00.000 Yeah, that's a good age. 0.60

00:12:02.000 Up until I was 50, I was retarded. 0.87

00:12:05.000 So I don't think that's a bad thing.

00:12:12.000 I think 35 is good just for humans.

00:12:15.000 I think you need a certain amount of life experience.

00:12:19.000 You need a certain amount of...

00:12:22.000 Trials and tribulations, character testers, a lot of education, a certain amount of like changing your perspective on the world because we all do that.

00:12:30.000 As a young man, I was very liberal, super, super liberal.

00:12:35.000 I mean I just – anything the democrats believed, I believed.

00:12:38.000 Never interested in anything the republicans had to say.

00:12:41.000 All they wanted to do was like – Shove God down your throat and stop abortions. 1.00

00:12:45.000 Totally.

00:12:45.000 That's what I was saying.

00:12:47.000 I was 100% with you on that.

00:12:49.000 That's brainwashing too, right?

00:12:51.000 I was super liberal until I got my first paycheck in the state of California.

00:12:56.000 And then everything started changing.

00:12:58.000 People get rich, they get Republican real quick.

00:13:01.000 But there's a lot of really rich people that are Democrats, which is interesting.

00:13:04.000 Because they've got so much money, they can vote Democrat.

00:13:08.000 They got so much money they don't even try to protect it.

00:13:11.000 California is considering a 30 cents per gallon tax on the miles, or 30 cents per mile, because so many people have electric cars, so the gas tax is losing money.

00:13:23.000 And they want everybody to have an electric car by 3035, or 2035. 3035 would actually be realistic.

00:13:30.000 2035 is crazy.

00:13:32.000 There's, like, not enough.

00:13:33.000 We don't have enough stuff.

00:13:35.000 We can't build all those cars.

00:13:36.000 Like, what are you gonna do with all the cars that are gassed?

00:13:38.000 You know how many cars there are?

00:13:39.000 There's more cars than there are people.

00:13:41.000 There's more cars here than there are people.

00:13:43.000 Oh, that makes sense.

00:13:44.000 Oh, yeah, a lot more.

00:13:45.000 Well, first of all, there's people like me that have a bunch of them.

00:13:49.000 They throw it off.

00:13:50.000 You know, that throws off the divorce thing, too.

00:13:52.000 You know, people say, you know, 60% of all marriages in a divorce.

00:13:57.000 Right.

00:13:58.000 But...

00:13:59.000 A lot of those are people that just get divorced a gang of times.

00:14:02.000 They go all Jennifer Lopez on the deal. 1.00

00:14:04.000 And just like, I'm in forever, fuck you! 1.00

00:14:07.000 You new person, I'm in forever, fuck you! 1.00

00:14:10.000 She might have another one on her hands. 1.00

00:14:12.000 Yeah, looks like she's going down again.

00:14:14.000 Yeah, Ben, something was up with him at that roast.

00:14:16.000 He bombed.

00:14:17.000 Oh my goodness.

00:14:17.000 You can't bomb if you're married to Jennifer Lopez.

00:14:20.000 You can't strike out, you can't bomb, you can't fall when you're walking up a flight of stairs, or no pussy. 1.00

00:14:26.000 Right. 0.99

00:14:26.000 This is just how it works. 0.99

00:14:28.000 You want the Viking queen alpha female? 1.00

00:14:32.000 That's what you get, man.

00:14:34.000 She's still that way and she's like, what, 51?

00:14:38.000 She's crazy hot. 1.00

00:14:39.000 Crazy hot at 51. Yeah.

00:14:42.000 Ben was a deer in headlights.

00:14:45.000 He hung in there.

00:14:45.000 He tried his best.

00:14:49.000 But, yeah, he stood out on that roast.

00:14:51.000 Maybe it'll be over.

00:14:52.000 I mean, maybe their turbulence will get through it this time.

00:14:56.000 Maybe they don't want to do it again because they were together 20 years ago.

00:14:59.000 You just got to figure out how to be who you are when you really like each other.

00:15:03.000 Remember in the beginning?

00:15:04.000 Isn't that fun?

00:15:05.000 You appreciated each other?

00:15:06.000 Figure out how to recapture that because that's still the same person.

00:15:10.000 People get sick of each other. 0.90

00:15:12.000 You ever get sick of a guy you work with and you quit the job and you're like, I fucking miss that dude.

00:15:16.000 You know, they become part of your little community.

00:15:19.000 Yeah.

00:15:20.000 That's why I keep working with Red Ben.

00:15:23.000 I love that dude.

00:15:25.000 He's a character.

00:15:26.000 There's only one of those dudes.

00:15:28.000 You see his new tattoo?

00:15:29.000 Yeah, he showed everybody.

00:15:31.000 By the end of the night, I was going around going, hey, did you see Red Band's new tattoo?

00:15:35.000 Did you see Red Band?

00:15:35.000 Because he was just showing everyone wasted last night.

00:15:39.000 We had another banger of an episode.

00:15:40.000 It's a miracle that I'm awake right now.

00:15:42.000 Who was the guest?

00:15:43.000 It was Luis J. Gomez and Sal Volcano.

00:15:45.000 Oh, nice.

00:15:46.000 Sal was on the podcast last week.

00:15:47.000 He's great.

00:15:48.000 It was great.

00:15:49.000 He's a good dude, man.

00:15:50.000 He's fun. 0.74

00:15:51.000 Real fucking super nice guy. 0.93

00:15:53.000 Yep. 0.98

00:15:53.000 The bucket was the story, though. 0.98

00:15:55.000 We got some great new comedians out, a new golden ticket winner as of last night.

00:15:59.000 I have to see Louis do stand-up.

00:16:00.000 I haven't seen him in a while.

00:16:01.000 I heard he's killing it.

00:16:02.000 I heard he's doing really well.

00:16:04.000 Duncan saw him at the creek and he said, dude, he was so funny.

00:16:07.000 He was really laughing hard.

00:16:09.000 He goes, I was really impressed.

00:16:11.000 I'm like, that's great.

00:16:13.000 I can't remember who was headlining this weekend, but he was doing a clean set because he's doing a special...

00:16:19.000 It was Mike Vecchione.

00:16:21.000 That's right.

00:16:22.000 And he's doing a clean hour, because I don't know why.

00:16:26.000 Why is Mike doing a clean hour?

00:16:27.000 Yeah.

00:16:28.000 So he asked Lewis to be clean, and me and Matt were in the green room.

00:16:34.000 We're like, wait, Lewis is up, and he's supposed to be clean.

00:16:37.000 Let's see what he's doing. 0.99

00:16:38.000 The first thing we hear is like, nice balls, you shithead, or something like that. 1.00

00:16:42.000 We were dying. 0.99

00:16:45.000 This is not gonna be clean.

00:16:47.000 Right.

00:16:47.000 First of all, you shouldn't ask a guy to be clean.

00:16:49.000 You can't ask a guy to, especially a guy who literally is on a show called Legion of Skanks.

00:16:55.000 Yeah.

00:16:56.000 Yeah.

00:16:56.000 He has a festival of a year called Skank Fest.

00:17:00.000 Yeah.

00:17:00.000 Skank Fest.

00:17:02.000 You can't ask him to be clean. 0.98

00:17:03.000 Also, Vecchione is so fucking funny. 0.97

00:17:06.000 It don't matter what goes... 1.00

00:17:07.000 Bombs could go off before his set and he'll go up there and kill. 1.00

00:17:11.000 Yeah. 0.97

00:17:11.000 It's not going to affect... 0.97

00:17:12.000 People will fall into your rhythm.

00:17:14.000 They're grown-ups.

00:17:15.000 But we used to think back in the day that clean people couldn't follow dirty people.

00:17:21.000 That was always the thought. 0.99

00:17:23.000 I think that's a dumb thought. 0.99

00:17:25.000 Like, Jim Gaffigan can follow anybody. 0.99

00:17:27.000 It does not matter.

00:17:29.000 He gets into his rhythm, and then he does his thing, and he puts you in his mind, and then you're off to the races.

00:17:36.000 Like, Brian Regan, same deal. 0.98

00:17:37.000 That whole thing about, like, clean or dirty, like, who fucking cares? 0.95

00:17:41.000 Sebastian, another great example. 0.99

00:17:42.000 Who cares?

00:17:43.000 Just be funny.

00:17:44.000 He's just funny. 1.00

00:17:46.000 If Sebastian started talking about getting his dick sucked, it would be funny too. 1.00

00:17:53.000 It's just funny. 1.00

00:17:54.000 That would be fun.

00:17:55.000 A dirty Sebastian special?

00:17:56.000 Yeah.

00:17:57.000 If Apocalypse breaks out, and there's a few, Sebastian starts doing roids now.

00:18:04.000 He's got a gun.

00:18:05.000 Carries a gun on his hip.

00:18:07.000 If we go full Mad Max.

00:18:09.000 Yeah.

00:18:11.000 That's happening in Mexico, kids.

00:18:13.000 37 candidates assassinated.

00:18:15.000 That is basically the doorway to Mad Max.

00:18:19.000 That's crazy.

00:18:20.000 37 candidates assassinated.

00:18:25.000 Imagine if that was happening in America!

00:18:28.000 Well, what's scary is, like, what is that lady... 1.00

00:18:33.000 The question becomes, what's the winner going to do that the other 37 weren't going to do?

00:18:39.000 Well, I'll tell you what you're not going to do.

00:18:40.000 You're not going to be a rebel.

00:18:42.000 Rebels don't live. 1.00

00:18:44.000 Right.

00:18:44.000 You know, that country's run by money, just like this country's run by money, but instead of the military-industrial complex, it's the supplying Americans with drugs.

00:18:54.000 Yeah.

00:18:55.000 That's what it is.

00:18:57.000 That complex.

00:18:58.000 It's not the military-industrial complex and the pharmaceutical drug companies, they run this It's just money.

00:19:03.000 It's the same thing.

00:19:04.000 And in Mexico, they make their own laws because everything is illegal, and so they are running things with selling us drugs. 0.65

00:19:12.000 And until we make drugs legal, which nobody wants to do, that's going to continue to happen.

00:19:18.000 Because you're not going to stop people from wanting to do drugs, and you're not going to stop People from selling them drugs.

00:19:26.000 You're not going to.

00:19:28.000 Especially if they're from another country. 0.99

00:19:29.000 Especially if they're running that country. 0.86

00:19:31.000 And they've been doing it so long, they've amassed so much resources and money.

00:19:35.000 They have tanks.

00:19:36.000 They have anti-aircraft weaponry.

00:19:39.000 They have everything, man. 0.97

00:19:40.000 They have fucking hundreds of billions of dollars. 0.99

00:19:44.000 Like, who knows how much money they have? 1.00

00:19:46.000 If you added up all the cartels in Mexico, Well, I bet the Jewish president knows exactly how much money they have. 1.00

00:19:52.000 I bet she knows!

00:19:53.000 I bet she knows.

00:19:56.000 I bet they know where she sleeps, and I bet she follows the rules. 1.00

00:20:00.000 Yeah.

00:20:01.000 I guess you have to.

00:20:02.000 Like, if you want to be president of Mexico, that is a totally different proposition.

00:20:06.000 They Kennedy 37 people a year.

00:20:10.000 Oh, my God. 0.95

00:20:12.000 They're so crazy.

00:20:14.000 Unbelievable how close we are to them.

00:20:16.000 Yeah, you could walk there.

00:20:17.000 You could walk there.

00:20:19.000 Cam Haines has run longer distances and races.

00:20:25.000 Especially if you're down in South Texas.

00:20:27.000 My friend who lives in South Texas had a guy die on his property.

00:20:32.000 Oh wow.

00:20:33.000 Yeah, probably dehydrated or sick or something and just couldn't make it.

00:20:37.000 It was in the heat.

00:20:38.000 I only went to Mexico once.

00:20:40.000 We were in San Diego and we drove down and the first thing I saw was a dead body leaning against the the rock with that split that says this side's America, this side's Mexico.

00:20:50.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:20:50.000 And we were high as shit. 1.00

00:20:52.000 So like we were immediately like, was he going back? 1.00

00:20:56.000 Did he drown?

00:20:58.000 No, he was just dead.

00:21:00.000 He was just a dead old Mexican guy. 1.00

00:21:03.000 Oh, like old age dead? 0.64

00:21:04.000 Well, probably dehydrated.

00:21:06.000 I mean, it could have been anything.

00:21:07.000 Who knows?

00:21:07.000 I have no idea.

00:21:08.000 You know a doctor?

00:21:09.000 No, he was arms crossed with a thing over his head.

00:21:12.000 Oh, Jesus.

00:21:14.000 So they had him laid there with arms crossed?

00:21:18.000 He was literally laid there next to the rock like a corpse.

00:21:21.000 Maybe somebody didn't have money for a funeral.

00:21:22.000 Like, hey, Grandpa's been real.

00:21:24.000 Take care.

00:21:25.000 Love ya.

00:21:26.000 Let somebody figure this out.

00:21:28.000 Yeah, that's a weird one. 0.99

00:21:28.000 You know how much money at fucking funeral costs? 0.99

00:21:30.000 That's the thing Joey Diaz hit me too. 1.00

00:21:32.000 He goes, you know what a fucking scam is? 1.00

00:21:35.000 These fucking mortuary homes and the funeral homes and all that shit. 1.00

00:21:39.000 You have to do it. 1.00

00:21:40.000 You have to do it even if someone wants to be cremated.

00:21:43.000 You have to embalm them.

00:21:44.000 So you have to pay for that.

00:21:45.000 And then you have to pay for a coffin.

00:21:47.000 And then they try to upsell you.

00:21:49.000 Don't you want a Cadillac of a coffin for Grampy?

00:21:52.000 Grampy always liked red velvet.

00:21:54.000 He was the king.

00:21:55.000 He dressed Grampy up in his nicest suit and a red velvet.

00:21:58.000 And it cost you $40,000 for the whole thing.

00:22:00.000 You're like, what am I doing?

00:22:02.000 My buddies pulled a big Lebowski. 1.00

00:22:05.000 We had a comedian that we all started with named Skeezy and he passed away.

00:22:11.000 And nobody in his family wanted to claim the ashes so Benji and Matt Edgar were like, well, we'll put him somewhere.

00:22:17.000 He loved Venice Beach.

00:22:19.000 Let's take him to the beach.

00:22:21.000 So, Benji goes to the Venice Beach Mortuary or whatever, picks up the urn.

00:22:26.000 They go to the ocean, and Matt's kind of watching Benji, and he goes, like, waist-high in the water, and he dumps out Skeezy's ashes, and it all just starts to compile.

00:22:35.000 All around Benji. 0.96

00:22:39.000 And Matt's laughing, and fucking Benji's cracking up. 0.98

00:22:42.000 And as he gets out, the ashes are following him, so they're all over his body. 0.98

00:22:47.000 So he had to go shower in one of those Venice Beach public showers to get the ashes off him.

00:22:52.000 From what I heard, someone told...

00:22:55.000 Who were they talking to?

00:22:58.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:23:19.000 When they burn the body, you have fragments of bone and shit. 0.99

00:23:22.000 There's a lot. 0.98

00:23:23.000 See if you can find images of what it looks like when they actually cremate someone.

00:23:27.000 But the guy was like, you're not getting ashes.

00:23:29.000 And not only that, sometimes they just throw other stuff in there, like cement.

00:23:33.000 You'll get cement. 0.99

00:23:34.000 They don't give a fuck. 0.99

00:23:36.000 It's symbolic. 1.00

00:23:38.000 It's just a dumb thing we do. 0.90

00:23:40.000 What you're supposed to do is let that body feed life. 0.95

00:23:45.000 We're so stingy.

00:23:46.000 We don't even let our bodies feed life.

00:23:49.000 So that's what it really looks like.

00:23:51.000 Look what it looks like. 0.99

00:23:52.000 It's bones and chips and shit. 0.99

00:23:54.000 Ew. 1.00

00:23:54.000 Theo had a mortician on before. 1.00

00:23:57.000 Oh, maybe it was Theo.

00:23:59.000 Did he say that?

00:24:00.000 I don't know specifically.

00:24:01.000 I was trying to look.

00:24:02.000 I bet that's exactly what it is.

00:24:06.000 No, I'm thinking about it.

00:24:07.000 I don't know.

00:24:08.000 It could have been anybody.

00:24:09.000 Either way, someone was saying that a lot of the stuff you're getting in there, I'm not saying all of them, of course.

00:24:16.000 Some of them, I'm sure you're grampy. 0.98

00:24:18.000 But other disreputable ones, they don't give a fuck. 1.00

00:24:20.000 They'll throw fucking kitty litter in there. 1.00

00:24:21.000 Here, go worship the kitty litter, you fucking idiot. 1.00

00:24:24.000 They don't care. 1.00

00:24:25.000 They're just doing this in and out and in and out.

00:24:27.000 And here's the other thing. 0.99

00:24:29.000 Do you know how many guys wind up fucking the female corpses? 0.99

00:24:35.000 No. 0.99

00:24:35.000 Do you know that this has been an issue? 0.99

00:24:37.000 Uh-uh.

00:24:37.000 No.

00:24:38.000 My friend claims that when he was young that they went to a funeral home And that the guy came to, like, they were ringing the doorbell.

00:24:50.000 The guy wouldn't come.

00:24:51.000 They're knocking on the door.

00:24:52.000 It was, like, for someone in their family that was dead.

00:24:54.000 And the guy was in the back and came out.

00:25:00.000 He was sweaty and out of breath. 0.99

00:25:03.000 And they were like, what the fuck is this guy doing? 0.99

00:25:06.000 He was acting super fucking sketchy and really weird. 0.99

00:25:10.000 And they think he was back there with one of the corpses. 0.96

00:25:13.000 Oh. 0.99

00:25:14.000 Yeah, he goes, he just felt like he just fucked somebody. 0.99

00:25:17.000 I go, really? 0.99

00:25:18.000 He goes, when you think about it, it's like these women are hot, and they haven't deteriorated, and no one's around.

00:25:26.000 Oh, come on. 0.87

00:25:27.000 Yes.

00:25:28.000 There's rigor mortis and stuff.

00:25:30.000 It's hard.

00:25:31.000 Are you sure?

00:25:32.000 Yeah.

00:25:33.000 It's gotta be.

00:25:34.000 It's gotta be like...

00:25:36.000 Reported cases of employees sexually abusing dead bodies are relatively rare.

00:25:41.000 Yeah, if they get caught.

00:25:43.000 Price those prolific necrophiliac...

00:25:46.000 Do you remember the one that the bit Kinnison had?

00:25:48.000 Oh my god.

00:25:49.000 It was how I found out about Kinnison.

00:25:52.000 I found out about it through a girl I worked with.

00:25:54.000 This girl I work with reenacted Kinnison's bit about homosexual necrophiliacs paying money to morticians to spend a few hours undisturbed with their freshest male corpse. 0.91

00:26:06.000 So Kinnison did this bit.

00:26:07.000 You ever see the bit? 0.99

00:26:09.000 It's a fucking classic, dude. 0.99

00:26:11.000 It's a classic. 1.00

00:26:12.000 See if you can find the bit.

00:26:16.000 Play it and then we'll just edit it out. 0.99

00:26:19.000 Fucking YouTube. 0.99

00:26:21.000 Yeah, they're tricky, man. 1.00

00:26:23.000 We gotta fucking play the game. 0.98

00:26:25.000 Listen, they're awesome. 0.99

00:26:26.000 They're awesome.

00:26:27.000 They have the best platform.

00:26:28.000 I mean, it's the most accessible.

00:26:31.000 It's so easy to share.

00:26:33.000 The sharing things is huge.

00:26:35.000 Yeah.

00:26:36.000 Because you don't really share Netflix movies and stuff.

00:26:39.000 I tell people...

00:26:40.000 Here it is.

00:26:43.000 Wow.

00:26:44.000 What a bit.

00:26:45.000 Yeah.

00:26:45.000 So, this girl that I worked with, this was at the Boston Athletic Club.

00:26:50.000 She got down in the parking lot, and she was lying on her stomach.

00:26:54.000 She was like, oh, oh! 1.00

00:26:56.000 I mean, life keeps fucking the ass even after you're dead. 1.00

00:26:59.000 It never ends. 1.00

00:27:00.000 She's like doing that, and I'm howling laughing at her doing an impression of Kinison.

00:27:04.000 That's how I found out about Sam Kinison.

00:27:05.000 Wow.

00:27:06.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:27:07.000 Fucking amazing. 0.98

00:27:07.000 That was before I was even thinking about doing comedy. 0.98

00:27:09.000 I was 19. Wow.

00:27:11.000 Yeah, I was like, wow, that's crazy.

00:27:13.000 What's he doing?

00:27:14.000 Yeah.

00:27:15.000 I just like, what?

00:27:17.000 I remember watching him for the first time going, oh, that's comedy too?

00:27:22.000 Like, I always loved comedy.

00:27:24.000 I always used to watch The Tonight Show, like when Richard Jenny would be on or Seinfeld would be on.

00:27:28.000 I loved The Tonight Show.

00:27:30.000 I love stand-up, like Evening the Improv.

00:27:33.000 Like when I was like, I wasn't even 21, I went to see Jerry Seinfeld with his girls dating.

00:27:39.000 We're just sitting there like, wow, seeing comedy.

00:27:41.000 But I always thought comedy was that.

00:27:45.000 It was like the TV comedy. 0.99

00:27:47.000 You know, and then there was Richard Pryor, and then there was Eddie Murphy, but I never thought, like, sick shit could be funny until I saw Kinison. 0.99

00:27:55.000 I was like, oh my god. 0.99

00:27:57.000 Yeah.

00:27:57.000 Like, that's a different thing.

00:27:59.000 I didn't know that was comedy, too.

00:28:01.000 Right.

00:28:01.000 I'm with you.

00:28:02.000 I was a Jim Carrey guy and you know when I was young the funny faces and all the silly noises and stuff and everything and then when he did Man on the Moon and I saw that darker side of things and Andy gets fired from the improv right at the beginning of the movie and I realized right then that he was making money performing in front of live audiences and I'm like what the fuck is that? 0.96

00:28:27.000 That's great.

00:28:29.000 So there's like a lower level before The Tonight Show and stuff.

00:28:32.000 Right.

00:28:32.000 And I started going to libraries and stuff to look up books on Andy Kaufman.

00:28:37.000 I would look up Andy Kaufman and find any book that mentioned him.

00:28:40.000 I went down this crazy dark rabbit hole.

00:28:43.000 I used to go to Jerry's Deli all the time.

00:28:45.000 That place was awesome.

00:28:47.000 It was a great place because it was 24 hours.

00:28:49.000 You could always go there after shows.

00:28:50.000 And they had a photo of Andy Kaufman on the wall.

00:28:55.000 So it's Andy Kaufman when he worked there.

00:28:57.000 So Andy Kaufman, while he was on taxi, took a job at Jerry's Deli just to wait tables.

00:29:04.000 Yeah.

00:29:05.000 Just to, like, be weird.

00:29:07.000 Yeah.

00:29:08.000 Oh, yeah. 0.98

00:29:08.000 So it's people who would be getting their fucking tables cleaned up, and they're like, wait, what? 0.98

00:29:13.000 Are you the... 0.99

00:29:14.000 Is that Latka or whatever his name was?

00:29:17.000 Yeah.

00:29:18.000 What was his name?

00:29:18.000 Latka Gravis.

00:29:20.000 Yeah.

00:29:20.000 And that's back when...

00:29:21.000 Look at them. 0.98

00:29:22.000 He was fucking working there while he was on taxi. 0.96

00:29:26.000 Yeah, back when there's only three channels, so there's not a ton of famous people. 0.97

00:29:30.000 Right.

00:29:31.000 Exactly.

00:29:31.000 Yeah.

00:29:32.000 Boy, you had to hang out with famous people back then because nobody understood.

00:29:36.000 Nobody got you.

00:29:37.000 Yeah.

00:29:38.000 You know, Jesus Christ.

00:29:40.000 Imagine a famous person like a John Belushi back then.

00:29:44.000 Crazy.

00:29:45.000 Too much pressure.

00:29:46.000 Well, the shows, the amount of people who watch those shows, too.

00:29:49.000 He used to bus tables at a restaurant at the height of his fame on the television show Taxi.

00:29:52.000 Kaufman would stay in character as a humble busboy, always denying that he was Kaufman.

00:30:01.000 Oh, Jerry's went under.

00:30:03.000 The Studio City one went under, too.

00:30:05.000 Oh, God.

00:30:05.000 They closed them all.

00:30:06.000 Are they all done?

00:30:08.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:30:09.000 God damn it. 0.99

00:30:10.000 Yeah, we were stuck going to Norm's when I was there a few weeks ago. 0.99

00:30:13.000 How is Norm's?

00:30:16.000 It does.

00:30:17.000 If you're hungry enough to go to Norm's at 3 or 4 a.m., then it's just fine.

00:30:21.000 My favorite is Cantor's.

00:30:22.000 Yeah, Cantor's. 1.00

00:30:23.000 Cantor's is the shit. 1.00

00:30:24.000 That is the quintessential Jewish deli. 1.00

00:30:27.000 Like, their Reuben, their pastrami Reuben, off the charts.

00:30:31.000 Off the charts.

00:30:32.000 They have the best pastrami in the city, as far as I've had.

00:30:35.000 Like, Jerry's was really good.

00:30:37.000 Cantor's is one level above it.

00:30:39.000 Totally.

00:30:40.000 One level.

00:30:40.000 You feel the cholesterol right in your veins.

00:30:44.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:30:45.000 It's just the sauerkraut and the fucking Russian dressing and the rye bread. 0.99

00:30:51.000 Come on. 1.00

00:30:52.000 God.

00:30:52.000 Come on.

00:30:53.000 I've been eating, like, such shit lately. 1.00

00:30:55.000 That spaghetti and meatballs from Boa here fucked me up, dude. 1.00

00:31:00.000 Spaghetti with Wagyu meatballs? 0.91

00:31:02.000 Oh, you've been going that a lot?

00:31:03.000 I've had it twice since then.

00:31:05.000 And it's like, I have to stop, because it's literally like heroin. 0.99

00:31:09.000 I feel like shit afterwards. 1.00

00:31:11.000 I feel like shit the next day. 1.00

00:31:13.000 It's like crazy. 1.00

00:31:14.000 I don't know what the hell they have in that fucking pasta. 1.00

00:31:17.000 It must be a thousand percent, like, Heisenberg-level gluten. 1.00

00:31:21.000 Because it is addictive and makes you feel terrible.

00:31:25.000 But it makes you so happy for the six minutes that it takes me to eat the entire dish.

00:31:30.000 And then you feel terrible for 30 hours.

00:31:33.000 Yes.

00:31:34.000 Yes.

00:31:34.000 It's the closest thing I'd imagined to heroin that there is.

00:31:38.000 Of course, there's probably a bunch of people on heroin.

00:31:40.000 But isn't that similar to getting drunk?

00:31:42.000 You know, if you drink a little bit, you feel great while it's happening.

00:31:46.000 And the next day, you're like, I'm never doing that again.

00:31:49.000 Yeah, I do that all the time.

00:31:51.000 I did that last night.

00:31:52.000 Yeah, it's the same thing.

00:31:53.000 I ate with Joey Friday night in New Jersey.

00:31:56.000 Went to his spot, Il Nito.

00:31:59.000 There is nothing like East Coast Italian food.

00:32:02.000 It is a different thing.

00:32:05.000 100%.

00:32:05.000 It's a different level.

00:32:07.000 It's a different level.

00:32:08.000 That Il Nino place, I would fly in to go to that place.

00:32:11.000 Oh, look at that. 0.99

00:32:12.000 That was charred clams on this fucking insane toasted bread. 0.99

00:32:18.000 That was spicy rigatoni. 0.99

00:32:20.000 Dude, it was off the charts.

00:32:21.000 That's the meatballs.

00:32:22.000 Off the charts.

00:32:23.000 Yeah, a whole different level.

00:32:24.000 The steak was perfect.

00:32:25.000 Everything's perfect.

00:32:26.000 That's bone marrow with potato puffs. 0.98

00:32:30.000 Oh, dude, it was so good.

00:32:32.000 And that's, um, what is that?

00:32:34.000 What's that called?

00:32:34.000 The thin, thin sliced beef?

00:32:36.000 What the fuck is it called? 0.99

00:32:37.000 Ceviche? 1.00

00:32:38.000 No, ceviche.

00:32:40.000 No, no, carpaccio.

00:32:43.000 There you go.

00:32:45.000 My crew, we did Cleveland and then a night in Pittsburgh.

00:32:49.000 And Youngstown's dead in between the two.

00:32:52.000 So we stopped off in Youngstown for lunch and got two different types of pizza from two different places.

00:32:58.000 And everyone's minds are completely blown.

00:33:01.000 Because you cannot get pizza like that anywhere.

00:33:04.000 You could try to find something in Chicago, but that's Chicago.

00:33:08.000 And New York's New York.

00:33:09.000 There's not that middle, not deep dish, not thin crust.

00:33:16.000 20 places unlike any place anywhere else.

00:33:20.000 So it's like a hybrid of deep dish? 0.98

00:33:23.000 It's just a normal old fucking school lunch pizza. 0.98

00:33:27.000 But different types. 0.99

00:33:29.000 Bellaria is famous for their Briar Hill, which is just plain with shaker cheese and some green peppers, which is diabolical.

00:33:37.000 Because if the sauce is good and the bread is good and the cheese is good, you don't need anything else.

00:33:42.000 It's like a simple...

00:33:43.000 Yeah, well, that's what Portnoy always gets.

00:33:46.000 He always gets a plain cheese pizza.

00:33:49.000 You watch his reviews at cheese pizza places?

00:33:51.000 Sometimes, yeah. 0.99

00:33:52.000 I love the ones where the people get mad and shit. 0.99

00:33:54.000 It's so great. 0.97

00:33:55.000 Yeah, if it doesn't meet up to his standards.

00:33:58.000 I mean, the guy's eating everybody's pizza. 0.99

00:34:00.000 Like, you gotta know what the fuck you're doing. 0.99

00:34:02.000 But he says that New Haven, Connecticut... 0.99

00:34:05.000 It's like where some of the best pizza in the world comes from.

00:34:09.000 That makes sense.

00:34:10.000 I could see that.

00:34:11.000 A lot of those offshoot Italian spots where they hid away, like Youngstown, like that, I guarantee Pittsburgh has decent... 1.00

00:34:20.000 You know what they have in common?

00:34:21.000 Mob activity.

00:34:23.000 Oh, exactly.

00:34:23.000 New Haven has a lot of mob activity.

00:34:25.000 100%.

00:34:26.000 I used to work at the Joker's Wild.

00:34:28.000 It was a place in New Haven, and the owner was a crazy convict.

00:34:31.000 Yeah. 0.98

00:34:32.000 Just out of his mind.

00:34:33.000 And I saw the owner beat a guy in the face with his shoe.

00:34:36.000 Took his shoe off and beat a guy in the face with the heel of his shoe.

00:34:40.000 Oh, yeah. 0.75

00:34:41.000 Blood all over him. 1.00

00:34:43.000 Oh, it was a fucking disaster. 1.00

00:34:44.000 Those people need pizza. 1.00

00:34:47.000 They figure out how to get the good pizza.

00:34:49.000 Yeah.

00:34:50.000 Yeah, it's funny how that's the case, though.

00:34:52.000 If you have, like, a serious Italian neighborhood, you probably got a little bit of mafia influence in there.

00:34:58.000 Totally.

00:34:59.000 I mean, that's all they know.

00:35:00.000 You gotta bet on things, you gotta run things, get a tax here, tax there, protect them.

00:35:06.000 Imagine doing money to a bookie, how terrifying that would be.

00:35:10.000 Yeah.

00:35:10.000 You're on the run, you owe $100,000 to this guy, and you're trying to gamble on other games to make it right.

00:35:17.000 Yeah.

00:35:18.000 Like Uncut Gems.

00:35:19.000 Oh, yeah.

00:35:20.000 That movie gives me so much anxiety.

00:35:22.000 Watch that movie like, don't!

00:35:24.000 Oh, Jesus Christ!

00:35:25.000 What are you doing? 1.00

00:35:26.000 I'm fucking... 1.00

00:35:28.000 Dude, I watched this show that gave me more anxiety than any show I've ever watched in my entire fucking life. 0.99

00:35:33.000 What? 0.99

00:35:35.000 Baby Reindeer.

00:35:36.000 Oh, I've heard.

00:35:36.000 It's insane.

00:35:37.000 It's the scariest thing ever.

00:35:39.000 It's the scariest show ever.

00:35:42.000 This guy's nice to one person who he doesn't really want to be nice to, gives her a water or a tea or whatever, and she falls in love with him, and it is the scariest show.

00:35:53.000 I think it's supposed to be a comedy, I don't think I laughed once.

00:35:58.000 The comedy part's not funny.

00:35:59.000 He's also trying to be a comedian.

00:36:02.000 None of it's funny at all, but it's literally you're watching for the anxiety.

00:36:08.000 I started it, and then I'm like, I don't want to watch, but I have to. 0.97

00:36:12.000 And I just kept going, and it's fucking frightening. 0.90

00:36:15.000 Have you seen the actual lady go on Piers Morgan? 0.98

00:36:17.000 Yeah.

00:36:18.000 And she's literally like how she is in the thing. 0.66

00:36:21.000 She's insane. 0.98

00:36:21.000 Oh. 0.98

00:36:22.000 And happy to talk about it.

00:36:24.000 Yeah.

00:36:25.000 And claiming she's not insane.

00:36:26.000 Right. 0.97

00:36:27.000 And not knowing how insane you look. 0.95

00:36:29.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:36:30.000 Fucking fright. 1.00

00:36:32.000 It's wild when people don't know how insane they are. 1.00

00:36:36.000 And you watch and you're like, oh my god, they think they're sane.

00:36:39.000 They think they're fine.

00:36:40.000 They think they're gonna go on there and make a good argument. 1.00

00:36:42.000 Those are the most insane people. 0.96

00:36:44.000 The ones that don't know. 0.97

00:36:45.000 Right.

00:36:47.000 You've been watching the Fauci hearings?

00:36:49.000 No.

00:36:50.000 Whoa.

00:36:51.000 Dude, it's wild.

00:36:52.000 It's wild.

00:36:53.000 What's going on with that?

00:36:55.000 He's still deeply in denial about everything.

00:36:58.000 I mean, they're confronting him about emails they got, about deleting emails in preparation of a Freedom of Information Act request.

00:37:07.000 They got emails from people that he worked with saying, you know, that don't worry, Fauci is too smart to talk about this stuff on emails.

00:37:17.000 You'll either have to deliver something to him or meet him in person. 0.96

00:37:21.000 There's all this like weird deception shit. 0.97

00:37:23.000 There's people that said this is clearly leaked from a lab. 0.99

00:37:27.000 Look at the farin cleavage sites. 0.85

00:37:30.000 That's put into the virus to make it more infectious to human beings.

00:37:34.000 They're talking about it in the email.

00:37:35.000 And then that same guy, after talking to Fauci, like three days later, is like, it's ridiculous to think this came from a lab.

00:37:41.000 This is clearly from a natural order.

00:37:43.000 And they're all talking about discrediting people who are talking about the lab leak theory.

00:37:48.000 I mean, what they did was insane, and they did it in front of everybody.

00:37:53.000 And finally, Fauci has to talk about it to people.

00:37:57.000 But he's still in denial about all of it.

00:38:00.000 There's no science that says that masking for children works.

00:38:03.000 There's no science that says that vaccinating children works, that it's good, that it's overall good.

00:38:07.000 And the amount of people that have gotten wrecked by this, they're starting to recognize it in other countries, and they're talking about it in other countries.

00:38:16.000 They haven't quite gone public with it in all the newspapers in the United States yet.

00:38:20.000 But in the UK, they're blaming it.

00:38:23.000 There was the thing about Germany today.

00:38:25.000 There was a front page of a major newspaper.

00:38:28.000 Somebody sent it to me.

00:38:29.000 I'll send it to you, Jamie.

00:38:31.000 But they're finally starting to talk about it.

00:38:34.000 And they're talking about excess deaths in the Philippines.

00:38:37.000 They're talking about the amount of people that are no longer having children.

00:38:43.000 The amount of less children that are born.

00:38:46.000 Because one of the side effects that is claimed...

00:38:50.000 It wrecks women's fertility. 1.00

00:38:52.000 It wrecks men's fertility, too.

00:38:55.000 The baby numbers are down by a million.

00:38:58.000 I couldn't tell what newspaper it was from.

00:39:00.000 Yeah, I don't know.

00:39:02.000 I bet if you take the title...

00:39:05.000 I'll take the writer's name.

00:39:06.000 But they're talking about it.

00:39:09.000 Analyze data...

00:39:12.000 Here we go.

00:39:14.000 It says, researchers from the Netherlands analyzed data from 47 Western countries and discovered there have been more than 3 million excess deaths since 2020, with the trend continuing despite the rollout of vaccines and containment measures.

00:39:29.000 Experts said the unprecedented figures raised serious concerns and called on governments to fully investigate the underlying causes, including possible vaccine harms.

00:39:41.000 This is wild stuff, man.

00:39:43.000 Because, you know, now that we're getting an understanding of how much deception was involved, like trying to blame it on a natural origin when they clearly knew it was a lab leak.

00:39:55.000 They still don't say it's a lab leak.

00:39:57.000 It was clearly a lab leak.

00:39:58.000 It's clearly. 0.99

00:39:59.000 Obviously, I'm not a doctor, but in my eyes, it looks like a fucking lab leak. 1.00

00:40:03.000 And most people that are educated think it's a fucking lab leak. 0.99

00:40:06.000 And this guy still is denying it. 0.99

00:40:08.000 Yeah.

00:40:09.000 And was denying that it's even gain of function.

00:40:11.000 They even funded that research.

00:40:13.000 But they changed the definition of gain of function for this particular vaccine.

00:40:19.000 What did they change it to?

00:40:21.000 The definition of gain of function on the NIH website was changed.

00:40:24.000 It was updated.

00:40:26.000 So that was from the Telegraph.

00:40:27.000 The Telegraph.

00:40:28.000 Okay.

00:40:28.000 COVID vaccines may have helped fueled rise in excess deaths.

00:40:33.000 The excess deaths have to be discussed and no one wants to because that's the real thing.

00:40:38.000 The all-cause mortality deaths, the big uptick in cancer and what they're calling turbo cancer.

00:40:45.000 Obviously, again, I don't understand any of this stuff, but Peter McCullough was talking about what the mechanism behind this rise in cancer would be and how it could be tied into it.

00:40:58.000 He was explaining it from a medical perspective.

00:41:01.000 The whole thing is so nuts.

00:41:03.000 When are we going to learn?

00:41:06.000 When are we going to learn?

00:41:09.000 Yeah, it's crazy.

00:41:10.000 Being back in LA, they rehired the people that they fired for not being vaccinated.

00:41:18.000 Rose is running the joint.

00:41:21.000 Yeah, assistant GM. And, I don't know, it just brought me great joy to see things like that, at least.

00:41:31.000 At least sort of back to normal.

00:41:33.000 Exactly.

00:41:34.000 Yeah, it's just...

00:41:36.000 That part was the part where I'm like, gotta go to Texas.

00:41:40.000 It's time.

00:41:41.000 They're forcing people to get a shot of something to work at a dirty night comedy club. 0.76

00:41:49.000 And to fly and to do everything.

00:41:51.000 And they're lying about whether or not it's going to stop the virus.

00:41:54.000 They lied about it.

00:41:56.000 They said it's gonna stop it in its tracks. 1.00

00:41:58.000 It was all bullshit. 0.99

00:41:59.000 There was no data that showed that it stopped it in its tracks. 1.00

00:42:02.000 Even one of the people in the vaccine study got COVID. I mean literally.

00:42:06.000 One of the people died from COVID. Did you know that?

00:42:08.000 Uh-uh.

00:42:08.000 Yeah.

00:42:10.000 So many people that got the shot got it immediately.

00:42:14.000 I mean, it's crazy.

00:42:16.000 They're literally like, I've had COVID four times, I got two shots.

00:42:20.000 I got three boosters, I've had it five times.

00:42:23.000 It's so contrary to what the whole thing was supposed to do.

00:42:29.000 I'm just hoping that people wake up and realize that...

00:42:33.000 We have this idealistic perspective that they're looking out for your best interests, but whenever there's enormous amounts of money to be made, they will distort the facts, even if something is beneficial.

00:42:46.000 I mean, let's just pretend that there's no excess deaths.

00:42:49.000 Let's pretend that it just causes a bunch of neurological issues and autoimmune issues, which it seems to do.

00:42:54.000 Let's pretend it's just that.

00:42:56.000 Even that, they're not going to tell you about.

00:42:59.000 They're not going to tell you about it until there's already problems.

00:43:03.000 They've shown that with the Vioxx problem.

00:43:06.000 When they had that Vioxx scandal, they knew.

00:43:08.000 They had emails saying, we're going to have problems, but I think that we'll do well with this.

00:43:13.000 Talking about financially.

00:43:14.000 Because you've got money people, man.

00:43:16.000 Money people aren't medicine people.

00:43:18.000 But medicine is medicine, and medicine is to help people.

00:43:21.000 But it's run by money people.

00:43:23.000 So you have the scientists that create the awesome medicine, and then you have the money people who figure out a way to fucking sell this to people, force people to take it.

00:43:30.000 And when you watch videos of all the different things, and during this thing, one of the things is that...

00:43:38.000 Fauci was claiming that he didn't coerce anybody to take the vaccine, but there's this whole recorded conversation of him talking about if you keep people from working, you keep people like if Amazon says they're not going to hire people at big corporations, you have to be vaccinated to fly. 0.94

00:43:54.000 He goes, it's shown that people will drop their ideological bullshit and get vaccinated. 0.86

00:44:00.000 You can imagine. 0.98

00:44:01.000 Just imagine that's from a public health official who knows that it doesn't stop infection.

00:44:08.000 He has to know what the data is.

00:44:11.000 He has to know.

00:44:12.000 It was all just to get people to take it.

00:44:15.000 And they made so much money.

00:44:18.000 And the government, you know, this is the weird thing.

00:44:22.000 There's $710 million was earned.

00:44:26.000 And Fauci's claiming that he never made any money.

00:44:28.000 Zero.

00:44:29.000 He said he got zero dollars from it.

00:44:31.000 He said he got like 122 bucks from a monoclonal antibody patent that he has.

00:44:37.000 It's crazy that they work for the American people with taxpayers' money.

00:44:42.000 And they create something they put a patent on and then that makes him hundreds of millions of dollars.

00:44:47.000 Seven hundred and ten million dollars.

00:44:50.000 Like, where'd that go?

00:44:51.000 You didn't get any of it?

00:44:52.000 But the other thing they showed was that Fauci's income, his net worth went up to eleven million dollars.

00:44:59.000 So he made a lot of money.

00:45:02.000 Yeah.

00:45:02.000 Maybe he sold a book.

00:45:04.000 Yep.

00:45:05.000 Maybe it was legit.

00:45:07.000 Yeah, I saw something of him on my Twitter feed, him just playing victim.

00:45:12.000 Mm-hmm.

00:45:13.000 You see that guy behind him?

00:45:15.000 Uh-uh. 0.99

00:45:16.000 This is a fucking amazing video. 0.99

00:45:18.000 This guy behind him, when Fauci's talking about the death threats, you go, the guy's like... 0.99

00:45:22.000 Yeah.

00:45:22.000 The guy's making this face.

00:45:24.000 Have you seen it, Jamie?

00:45:25.000 I'll send it to you.

00:45:26.000 It's hilarious.

00:45:27.000 The dude's hilarious.

00:45:29.000 But anytime anybody does that, in my mind, the stuff that...

00:45:32.000 Playing victim?

00:45:33.000 Yeah, the stuff that I've been through and seen.

00:45:36.000 Because I had a lot of death threats during quite a few phases of my jokes being out there.

00:45:45.000 That's hilarious.

00:45:46.000 There it is.

00:45:46.000 That's it.

00:45:48.000 Give me the volume.

00:45:49.000 I mean, it's such a joke.

00:45:51.000 Two individuals and credible death threats mean someone who clearly was on their way to kill me.

00:45:57.000 And it's required my having protective services essentially all the time.

00:46:05.000 It is very troublesome to me.

00:46:08.000 It is much more troublesome because they've involved my wife and my three daughters.

00:46:17.000 At these moments, how do you feel?

00:46:21.000 Keep your mic on.

00:46:22.000 Terrible.

00:46:23.000 Do you continue to receive threats today?

00:46:26.000 Yes, I do.

00:46:27.000 Every time someone gets up...

00:46:30.000 Yeah, well...

00:46:30.000 Well, that was the other thing.

00:46:31.000 They blame podcasters.

00:46:33.000 Right.

00:46:33.000 They blame podcasters and said that we're responsible for 200,000 to 300,000 deaths.

00:46:38.000 Yeah.

00:46:39.000 That makes total sense.

00:46:40.000 Hey man, you made it.

00:46:42.000 Yeah.

00:46:42.000 First of all, don't blame us.

00:46:45.000 First of all, you made it.

00:46:47.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:46:48.000 You fucking made it. 1.00

00:46:50.000 You funded it. 1.00

00:46:52.000 You were a part of the research.

00:46:55.000 Andy was the main salesman on the air every day when we were watching the news because there was nothing else.

00:47:02.000 We wanted updates.

00:47:03.000 We wanted to see when things were going to open, if any positive news was there.

00:47:07.000 And we had him.

00:47:09.000 The richest thing of all is Chris Cuomo's now taking Ivermectin.

00:47:14.000 Oh my god.

00:47:15.000 Dave Smith bodying him is one of the greatest all-time, I mean...

00:47:19.000 I said this before and it was that.

00:47:21.000 I said it was going to be Mike Tyson versus Marvis Frazier.

00:47:24.000 Like, what have I gotten myself into?

00:47:26.000 And that's what it was.

00:47:27.000 Oh, yeah.

00:47:28.000 But he did it to himself.

00:47:30.000 He did it to himself.

00:47:31.000 I mean, Dave did it to him, for sure, but Chris did it to himself.

00:47:34.000 He just has this bizarre way of trying to lawyer it up and twist the words and turn it into something that's okay.

00:47:42.000 I didn't say that.

00:47:44.000 Where's the clips?

00:47:44.000 And then they show the clip.

00:47:45.000 And he's still trying to pretend that they weren't mocking people for taking horse dewormer.

00:47:51.000 And there was more than that.

00:47:52.000 These clips, they do a funny thing over at CNN. I think we were talking about this the other day because of a joke that I do in the headlines.

00:47:58.000 They do a funny thing where they can change the headlines after a certain amount of time.

00:48:03.000 They can delete videos.

00:48:06.000 They can copyright strike them.

00:48:08.000 They have control over what they've done.

00:48:11.000 And they went, On and on and on.

00:48:14.000 There was a whole thing with it.

00:48:15.000 I was obsessed with CNN because I find propaganda to be very, very interesting.

00:48:21.000 I want to know what everyone else is seeing.

00:48:23.000 I want to know what the audiences are seeing.

00:48:25.000 Especially the people that aren't really paying attention.

00:48:28.000 Yeah.

00:48:28.000 Maybe they don't have friends that know what's really going on.

00:48:31.000 They don't know the whole history behind everything.

00:48:34.000 And I know it's not real.

00:48:35.000 I look at CNN like most people look at pro wrestling.

00:48:40.000 And I look at pro wrestling like it's pro wrestling.

00:48:42.000 Like it's real.

00:48:43.000 No.

00:48:45.000 But, I mean...

00:48:46.000 Yeah, it is like pro wrestling.

00:48:48.000 Especially during that time, I was studying that so hard.

00:48:51.000 Because I knew.

00:48:53.000 I knew that they were... 0.99

00:48:54.000 I knew something was fucking rotten going on. 0.98

00:48:57.000 They don't know what to do about Israel and Palestine. 0.99

00:49:00.000 They're just like trapped.

00:49:01.000 They're trapped in the middle.

00:49:03.000 Did you see in Philly where the Gay Pride Parade ran into the Free Palestine Parade and wouldn't let them pass? 1.00

00:49:09.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:49:10.000 Like, no, are things more important than you guys fucking each other? 0.99

00:49:15.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:49:16.000 Crazy.

00:49:17.000 It's just the woke eating woke.

00:49:19.000 It's the left eating the left.

00:49:20.000 Yep.

00:49:20.000 But that's what they've always done.

00:49:22.000 They eat themselves.

00:49:23.000 By the way, the right does it too.

00:49:24.000 The right does it too.

00:49:25.000 They do it all the time.

00:49:27.000 It's a human characteristic that we can't really just say one side does because it's not It's not true.

00:49:33.000 The gay parade and the Palestine parade meeting up in the middle is like the time Kid Rock shot a bunch of Bud Light. 0.98

00:49:41.000 No, because nothing's gonna die.

00:49:43.000 No business is gonna get crushed by it.

00:49:49.000 It's like, no, you guys don't want to fight each other.

00:49:52.000 Look at this. 0.91

00:49:53.000 Look at the free Palestine and the gay pride. 1.00

00:49:56.000 It's a standoff. 1.00

00:49:57.000 It's a fucking flat-out standoff. 1.00

00:50:00.000 Hijabs versus blowjobs over here. 1.00

00:50:05.000 No pride in genocide. 0.99

00:50:07.000 So they're stopping the pride parade.

00:50:09.000 No, you can't have your parade.

00:50:10.000 Our parade's more important.

00:50:11.000 I love the masks.

00:50:12.000 I just love them.

00:50:14.000 Look at all these people with masks on.

00:50:15.000 It is the liberals' MAGA hat.

00:50:18.000 It is.

00:50:18.000 I've said it a million times, but that's what it is.

00:50:21.000 It's a fucking MAGA hat. 1.00

00:50:23.000 Oh my goodness. 1.00

00:50:24.000 These dorks. 1.00

00:50:25.000 How many of them had fucking masks on, man? 1.00

00:50:27.000 It's crazy. 1.00

00:50:30.000 They don't even work.

00:50:31.000 I mean, they work as well as that lady's visor that's turned backwards. 0.99

00:50:35.000 Yeah.

00:50:35.000 And they definitely don't work against AIDS, so wearing one in a gay pride parade is completely pointless.

00:50:44.000 Imagine, do you think the math?

00:50:45.000 This is going to protect you. 0.99

00:50:47.000 Yeah, they're wearing a mask outside, and meanwhile they buttfuck strangers in glory holes and stuff. 0.97

00:50:56.000 I honestly think it's more of the free Palestine people that were wearing the masks. 1.00

00:51:00.000 You think anybody's ever worn a mask out of glory hole?

00:51:03.000 What's that?

00:51:03.000 Because they don't want to be identified in photos.

00:51:05.000 That's true too, right?

00:51:06.000 That's pretty much most of it.

00:51:07.000 You think most of it?

00:51:08.000 Yeah, retaliation.

00:51:09.000 Yeah.

00:51:10.000 I don't think it should be legal to wear a mask in public.

00:51:14.000 I agree with that.

00:51:15.000 I just think it's too creepy.

00:51:16.000 You could rob someone.

00:51:17.000 I mean, in New York City, if someone had a mask on in the past, you'd be like, really wary.

00:51:22.000 Oh my god, this guy's got a ski mask on. 1.00

00:51:24.000 Fuck! 1.00

00:51:25.000 It was scary. 1.00

00:51:26.000 It means they were going to rob you and you couldn't identify them.

00:51:28.000 Right.

00:51:29.000 Why are we allowing that?

00:51:31.000 It doesn't work.

00:51:33.000 The data's in, kids.

00:51:35.000 Doesn't work.

00:51:35.000 It never made sense.

00:51:37.000 Even in the early days of the pandemic, there was a famous doctor that went viral.

00:51:41.000 Because he was doing vape hits.

00:51:42.000 And he would put a mask on.

00:51:44.000 And the vape smoke would blow straight through the mask.

00:51:46.000 And he was explaining, like, this is...

00:51:48.000 These vapor particles are bigger than COVID particles.

00:51:53.000 Yeah.

00:51:53.000 Like, it's going right through that mask.

00:51:55.000 It's not stopping jack shit. 1.00

00:51:57.000 And you're gonna get it. 0.99

00:51:59.000 Right.

00:51:59.000 You're gonna get it.

00:52:00.000 And...

00:52:01.000 You know, they said, oh, the masks work at the margins. 0.99

00:52:04.000 Like, if you fuck with the numbers, because here's the thing. 0.99

00:52:08.000 How many people wear masks all the time are also super fucking paranoid, right? 0.99

00:52:13.000 So they're avoiding crowds, they're not going out. 0.95

00:52:15.000 How many people who won't wear a mask are a little loose? 1.00

00:52:19.000 They're just like, fuck it. 1.00

00:52:20.000 If I get sick, I get sick. 1.00

00:52:22.000 I already got COVID. Fuck it. 1.00

00:52:23.000 You know, they just go out. 1.00

00:52:25.000 So you can't...

00:52:26.000 It's hard to know when you have a large group of...

00:52:30.000 When something is weird as the pandemic happens.

00:52:33.000 And even then, they can't show...

00:52:35.000 It's not like all the people with masks showed 80% of them didn't get COVID. Uh-uh.

00:52:39.000 They all got COVID. Everybody got COVID. Yeah.

00:52:42.000 And then there's this...

00:52:45.000 The thing where they want to say it protects you from hospitalization and death.

00:52:51.000 No, that's not true either. 0.99

00:52:53.000 Because I know a lot of people who are vaccinated, who got COVID, who got to the fucking hospital. 0.98

00:52:58.000 And I know a couple that died. 0.99

00:53:01.000 How many people do you know that died from COVID? I confirmed actually don't know anybody, I don't think.

00:53:10.000 I mean, it's kind of debatable.

00:53:12.000 Like, Jeff Scott, I mean, I don't know.

00:53:14.000 No, Jeff Scott, he died alone.

00:53:16.000 I don't think he had COVID. I mean, yeah, exactly.

00:53:19.000 I know some people that died during that period, but really, nobody.

00:53:22.000 Jeff Scott was HIV positive, too.

00:53:23.000 Yeah, for a long time.

00:53:24.000 I wonder if maybe he couldn't get his meds?

00:53:27.000 Yeah, I don't know.

00:53:29.000 I mean, because that was an issue during the pandemic as well.

00:53:31.000 That's when we realized that China makes all our medicine?

00:53:33.000 Like, what?

00:53:34.000 China makes a lot of things, man.

00:53:37.000 It's crazy how much we rely on them for manufacturing stuff.

00:53:42.000 Yep.

00:53:42.000 Crazy.

00:53:43.000 Yeah, they're trying to mitigate some of that now.

00:53:45.000 Samsung is actually putting in a chip factory in Austin.

00:53:48.000 Huh.

00:53:49.000 Yeah.

00:53:50.000 Should be interesting.

00:53:51.000 Yeah.

00:53:52.000 We got to do something.

00:53:53.000 We got to get businesses back over here and stuff.

00:53:55.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:53:56.000 Well, we definitely shouldn't rely on a foreign country that is not our ally for our fucking medicine. 1.00

00:54:03.000 Jesus. 0.99

00:54:04.000 Right.

00:54:04.000 That's so kooky.

00:54:05.000 That is such a kooky thought.

00:54:09.000 We live in the craziest times.

00:54:11.000 It's so weird, man.

00:54:14.000 Every day it's weirder and weirder.

00:54:16.000 And every day AI gets stronger and stronger.

00:54:20.000 And every day I wonder, are these the last days of just being a regular person?

00:54:26.000 Are these the last days of us just driving around, getting on a plane, going to places, telling jokes?

00:54:32.000 Are these the last days of that?

00:54:34.000 Are we going to be living in a world in five years that's unrecognizable?

00:54:38.000 Because I think we are, dude.

00:54:42.000 I hope not.

00:54:43.000 I don't know.

00:54:43.000 The AI stuff still...

00:54:45.000 I'm not completely mesmerized or convinced.

00:54:48.000 I hear you and Duncan talking about it a lot in the green room, and I'm just always like, I don't know.

00:54:53.000 I don't really...

00:54:54.000 I haven't bought it yet.

00:54:55.000 It all just seems like a fancy Alexa to me.

00:54:58.000 Well, have you actually seen what it can do?

00:55:01.000 Have you ever seen what it can do as far as coding?

00:55:03.000 No.

00:55:04.000 It can code so much faster than people.

00:55:06.000 It can solve problems faster than people.

00:55:09.000 It can do all these things already better than people can.

00:55:11.000 Like, no one in the future is going to need to hire a coder.

00:55:15.000 Like, a person who sits in front of a terminal for 16 hours a day and just fucking Adderalls out and just, like, lines of code.

00:55:22.000 That's done. 0.96

00:55:23.000 That's done.

00:55:23.000 You could do that if you want to.

00:55:25.000 But a computer's gonna bang it out quick. 0.95

00:55:27.000 It would be stupid for you to do that when a computer would do it in two seconds. 0.94

00:55:31.000 And you're gonna spend 16 hours and you might fuck up a few lines and you gotta go back and check it and... 0.99

00:55:37.000 Why? 0.50

00:55:37.000 Why aren't you doing it manually? 0.50

00:55:39.000 The computer's just gonna do it.

00:55:40.000 You know?

00:55:41.000 Are you gonna stand there with one of those old-timey photographs?

00:55:46.000 Everybody has to stand still?

00:55:47.000 No.

00:55:48.000 You have a phone now.

00:55:48.000 It takes a better picture.

00:55:50.000 It's gonna be like that with everything.

00:55:52.000 It's going to be in control of airplanes.

00:55:55.000 It's going to be in control of all the automobiles.

00:55:58.000 The problem is you're gonna have to get, like, permission to go places. 0.82

00:56:01.000 It's gonna get fucking weird, dude.

00:56:03.000 It's gonna get really, really weird. 0.68

00:56:07.000 Yeah, I just hope we can...

00:56:09.000 I don't know.

00:56:11.000 Well, think about the amount of change that we have now in comparison to just our parents.

00:56:16.000 Just our parents.

00:56:18.000 The best transportation back then was an airplane.

00:56:21.000 The best way to get the news was the television or a newspaper.

00:56:25.000 And you didn't know what to do with your life.

00:56:29.000 You had to go to college and then you go to college or you go to trade school or you get an apprenticeship and you get a job.

00:56:35.000 And then you get a kid. 0.97

00:56:36.000 You don't know what the fuck is going on in the world. 0.98

00:56:39.000 You have this surface level understanding of what's going on in the world. 0.99

00:56:45.000 And now everybody knows what's going on in the world.

00:56:47.000 Now every, like, the amount we knew about the Iraq invasion in, like, in 92, 93, whatever it was, when the Iraq invaded Kuwait and Desert Storm, the amount we knew was, like, minuscule.

00:57:01.000 Yeah.

00:57:02.000 Minuscule.

00:57:03.000 Nobody, there was no, like, YouTube shows where you could see someone breaking it down.

00:57:07.000 Oh, they're actually trying to get away from the American dollar, and we're trying to do this and that, and there's none of that.

00:57:14.000 No one knew the hustle.

00:57:15.000 It's crazy that these wars are still happening.

00:57:18.000 I don't know why we're giving them our money.

00:57:21.000 We need a...

00:57:22.000 I don't know.

00:57:23.000 That's not going to change.

00:57:24.000 Yeah.

00:57:25.000 I mean, that might shift if Trump becomes president.

00:57:28.000 Maybe he can get away with some stuff.

00:57:30.000 Maybe he could do some things.

00:57:31.000 He wants to stop the wars.

00:57:33.000 He's like the only one that's saying he can stop the wars and wants to stop the wars.

00:57:38.000 He's the only one that did before.

00:57:40.000 He did it before.

00:57:40.000 What can he do, though?

00:57:41.000 What can he do different?

00:57:44.000 Let's pretend it's November of 2024, Trump wins, January gets in office.

00:57:52.000 What can he do?

00:57:53.000 Well, it seems like he has a way to, uh...

00:57:57.000 Jesus Christ! 0.99

00:57:59.000 Trump is planning to send kill teams to Mexico to take out cartel leaders. 0.99

00:58:04.000 Donald Trump has told allies about his plans to covertly send special forces to Mexico to assassinate drug kingpins. 0.97

00:58:10.000 Sources tell Rolling Stone.

00:58:12.000 Well, Rolling Stone, you have lied to me before.

00:58:16.000 You've lied to me a lot. 0.99

00:58:18.000 And you've lied to me about the fucking people overdosing on horse dewormer. 0.99

00:58:23.000 Remember that? 1.00

00:58:23.000 That was Rolling Stone. 1.00

00:58:25.000 They had a line of people outside waiting to get to the hospital because so many people were in there for horse dewormer overdoses that gunshot victims couldn't get in. 0.99

00:58:36.000 They're so dumb, they used a photograph. 0.99

00:58:38.000 This was in, like, August in Oklahoma. 1.00

00:58:40.000 They used a photograph of people wearing coats.

00:58:43.000 Because they were lining up for a flu shot.

00:58:44.000 It was a different shot.

00:58:45.000 Different photo.

00:58:46.000 It wasn't what they really were there for. 1.00

00:58:49.000 It was bullshit. 0.99

00:58:50.000 What is that article, Jamie? 1.00

00:58:51.000 The same thing.

00:58:52.000 It was printed somewhere else.

00:58:54.000 Same thing?

00:58:55.000 Yeah, same thing printed on Yahoo.

00:58:57.000 The source was Rolling Stone in here, too. 0.94

00:58:59.000 Yeah, I mean, if he was doing that, someone's a rat. 1.00

00:59:03.000 So shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:59:06.000 It seems like the type of article that you would put out if you want the person assassinated and you want to make it look like someone else is going to assassinate them. 1.00

00:59:14.000 That's worded a little differently.

00:59:15.000 One source recalled him saying it in the past, earlier this year, that he would do something like that.

00:59:20.000 He should create a kill list of drug lords consisting of most notorious heads of drug cartels that a special ops team would be tasked with killing or capturing.

00:59:27.000 That's a different way of saying that.

00:59:29.000 You know, the problem with that is you create a power vacuum, and then what happens is someone else rises to the new spot.

00:59:36.000 You're not going to stop the demand, so you're not going to stop the supply.

00:59:41.000 You can try, but unless you're in an all-out, everyday war with the cartel, you're probably not going to do that.

00:59:49.000 Even if you kidnap and capture leaders, you're going to disrupt the organization.

00:59:53.000 But my guess, my uneducated guess, would be someone was going to come in to fill that void.

01:00:00.000 Yeah.

01:00:01.000 They got to make drugs legal.

01:00:02.000 As horrible as that sounds.

01:00:04.000 But that's the only way.

01:00:07.000 Just make them legal, tax the shit out of them, and use the money for treatment centers and education.

01:00:13.000 And testing.

01:00:14.000 Yeah, and testing.

01:00:16.000 You know that it's illegal to have or to give away fentanyl test strips in the state of Texas?

01:00:28.000 To legal?

01:00:28.000 Illegal.

01:00:30.000 Can you sell them?

01:00:32.000 Me and my buddy are starting a water company.

01:00:34.000 Here's how I know about this.

01:00:35.000 Canned water, right?

01:00:37.000 And the plan was to get them into all the bars in the city.

01:00:42.000 Our idea was to literally just attach a...

01:00:47.000 A 30 cent, you know, fentanyl test strip.

01:00:50.000 And then we found out we can't do that.

01:00:52.000 You can't give away fentanyl test strips.

01:00:55.000 You can't even order them in Texas.

01:00:59.000 Can you sell them?

01:01:00.000 If you go to Amazon, you can get fentanyl test strips in specific states.

01:01:04.000 Whoa.

01:01:05.000 Yeah.

01:01:06.000 Why would they stop test strips?

01:01:08.000 I don't know.

01:01:09.000 You think it's encouraging people to do coke?

01:01:12.000 Is that what that is?

01:01:13.000 I have no idea.

01:01:14.000 That doesn't make any sense.

01:01:15.000 I know.

01:01:16.000 It's very bizarre. 1.00

01:01:19.000 There's so many dumbass fucking laws. 1.00

01:01:21.000 Yep. 1.00

01:01:22.000 Because there's so many goofy people on both the left and the right. 0.67

01:01:24.000 Texas House passes Bill decriminalizing fentanyl test strips.

01:01:28.000 Maybe it's if you have them, I guess.

01:01:30.000 Bill would take fentanyl test strips off the state's drug paraphernalia list, meaning it would no longer be a crime to carry them.

01:01:37.000 No, it's still probably hard to buy them.

01:01:38.000 Yeah, maybe you just can't give them out.

01:01:41.000 Yeah, which is crazy.

01:01:44.000 Why don't you Google, is it legal to give out fentanyl test strips in Texas?

01:01:50.000 I did, that's how I got here.

01:01:51.000 Did it give any articles other than that?

01:01:54.000 It probably says below that.

01:01:56.000 How much time can you get for selling fentanyl in Texas?

01:01:59.000 How much time?

01:02:00.000 20 years.

01:02:01.000 For 200 to 400 grams, you're looking at 5 to 99 years, or even life in prison, and a fine of up to $10,000.

01:02:09.000 Life in prison meant the most severe punishment for having more than 400 grams.

01:02:13.000 Wow.

01:02:14.000 They also only do, like, the state bill stuff here for, like, I mean, I don't know how different it is in other states, but it's only, like, six months out of the year.

01:02:20.000 The other half, they're not, like, they're out of session.

01:02:23.000 Jesus.

01:02:23.000 You have to wait until next year before they start looking at stuff again.

01:02:25.000 That happened with...

01:02:26.000 Jesus.

01:02:28.000 There's no reason.

01:02:29.000 There's no reason.

01:02:30.000 They can't have a good reason for...

01:02:32.000 There's no good reason.

01:02:33.000 Right.

01:02:33.000 I mean, there's an epidemic.

01:02:35.000 Oh, yeah.

01:02:35.000 There's 100,000 people in this country in a year.

01:02:38.000 Yeah.

01:02:39.000 Update, there you go.

01:02:40.000 That died in the Senate.

01:02:42.000 Oh, no.

01:02:42.000 Despite support from Greg Abbott.

01:02:44.000 Oh no.

01:02:45.000 The legislation comes after a bill to decriminalize Texas.

01:02:47.000 So Texas and Congress lead bipartisan efforts to allow fentanyl test strips.

01:02:52.000 The legislation comes after, but died in the Senate despite support.

01:02:58.000 So whatever I pulled up before was just when it passed through the House, I guess.

01:03:02.000 So they're trying to bring it back. 0.98

01:03:05.000 Who the fuck is opposing that? 0.99

01:03:07.000 Isn't that crazy? 1.00

01:03:08.000 Who the fuck would oppose fentanyl test tricks? 0.99

01:03:11.000 I want to know. 0.99

01:03:12.000 I'll tell you what it says in the article in one second.

01:03:14.000 Yeah, name their names.

01:03:17.000 It's just inexcusable.

01:03:20.000 It's a crazy thing to oppose, kids.

01:03:22.000 Like, that doesn't make any sense.

01:03:25.000 Because if we can figure out who that is and where they're getting their money from, then we can start to solve a lot of problems here.

01:03:33.000 Because that's an actual serious problem.

01:03:37.000 They wanted to make COVID a big deal.

01:03:39.000 Imagine if they're getting their money from the cartel.

01:03:42.000 Right?

01:03:43.000 I mean, who could it be?

01:03:45.000 Who could it be? 0.99

01:03:46.000 Who the fuck would want you to not have... 0.99

01:03:48.000 It doesn't say they voted against it. 1.00

01:03:51.000 It says it died, which is like, they just didn't vote on it.

01:03:54.000 But the Senate declined to take action in the regular session.

01:03:57.000 Oh, okay.

01:03:58.000 It just never got voted on.

01:03:59.000 And that's the same thing, though.

01:04:01.000 Like, they're avoiding it maybe on purpose or someone doesn't want to vote on it.

01:04:04.000 And, you know, by the way, this is like, you know, some people look at it like...

01:04:09.000 Oh, well, those people are doing cocaine anyway, or whatever, so maybe it's not the, you know, we're not losing the best people, but it could be anybody doing anything. 0.74

01:04:18.000 It could be somebody trying to do, you know, fucking Molly, or, I don't know, any more fun, like an actual, like, goofy psychedelic drug or something like that. 0.76

01:04:30.000 It could be in any type of pill. 0.98

01:04:32.000 I wonder if the...

01:04:34.000 The logic behind not wanting it to be legal or sticking your neck out and saying that it should be legal is that people want to then attach you to promoting drug use and then you would possibly like have an opponent that could turn it against you and say, my opponent promotes drug use.

01:04:51.000 You could have that kind of a deal happen.

01:04:54.000 Yeah, but there's a problem.

01:04:56.000 But that was the gay marriage thing. 0.93

01:04:59.000 That was a lot of things.

01:05:00.000 There was a lot of things that people wanted to pretend that they were against.

01:05:03.000 I mean, until, I think, 2013, Hillary Clinton was saying that marriage should be between a man and a woman.

01:05:10.000 Barack Obama said that.

01:05:12.000 They don't say that because they believe it.

01:05:14.000 His opinions changed that much as a grown man.

01:05:17.000 Like, did you do mushrooms?

01:05:19.000 What did you do?

01:05:20.000 Did you smoke DMT? What did you do?

01:05:23.000 Tell me what you did.

01:05:24.000 Where now you have this complete change of heart.

01:05:27.000 And you think it should just be two people who are grown adults who love each other, they should be able to get married.

01:05:31.000 What happened?

01:05:33.000 You tell me. 1.00

01:05:35.000 Or you're full of shit. 1.00

01:05:36.000 Right. 1.00

01:05:37.000 One of these things is going on.

01:05:38.000 Either you're doing this political thing, which is like, God, it's so gross.

01:05:43.000 When they just, they're calculated with what they say just so they could win.

01:05:47.000 Like, ooh.

01:05:48.000 Yeah.

01:05:50.000 They realize the gays can vote.

01:05:53.000 Also, they realized that public support for gay marriage was way higher because the stigma of being gay all sort of, you know, not that long ago, it was way more stigmatized.

01:06:05.000 Like, so many people were in the closet in Hollywood.

01:06:08.000 Because they kind of had to be.

01:06:10.000 And to this day, the one open kind of homophobia you have in Hollywood is that gay men never play straight men in movies if they're out.

01:06:21.000 They never play like the leading romantic interest in a movie if everyone knows they're gay. 0.99

01:06:27.000 That's why I'm not in any movies.

01:06:32.000 But also, making gay marriage legal didn't cost them vast sums of money.

01:06:36.000 I bet if we did an online poll, Where every American had to vote and had to log in, and you polled them, do you think we should be giving money to foreign wars?

01:06:48.000 I can't imagine the number being lower than 90% for no.

01:06:54.000 Yeah, I think I saw a recent Twitter poll where they tried to do that, and the majority of people was like, no.

01:07:00.000 Yeah.

01:07:01.000 I mean if we force people to vote on an actual issue.

01:07:05.000 Well, it's also – you have so many people that are hawkish and they think that we can break Russia or that we need to support Israel or whatever their position is where they're real hawkish on.

01:07:19.000 And they have a limited amount of information about it when you talk to them.

01:07:22.000 So many people, when you talk to them about it, you're like, well, why do you think that we need to keep sending money to Ukraine?

01:07:27.000 Is it working?

01:07:28.000 Like, are these people being used as cannon fodder or are they gaining ground?

01:07:33.000 Like, you tell me what you think.

01:07:35.000 Well, you know, I mean, I just think what Putin did was like, do you support a guy storming into a country and taking over?

01:07:42.000 I'm like, no, I definitely don't.

01:07:44.000 I definitely didn't support that.

01:07:46.000 But that doesn't mean that you should spend hundreds of billions of dollars To prolong what seems like some horrible, bloody conflict that just...

01:07:56.000 How are they going to win?

01:07:58.000 Are they going to take over Russia?

01:07:59.000 How are they going to win?

01:08:00.000 Are they going to kick Russia out?

01:08:01.000 Russia's going to quit?

01:08:01.000 They're never going to do it again?

01:08:03.000 NATO can move in?

01:08:04.000 Everything's going to be fine?

01:08:05.000 Are you sure?

01:08:07.000 Are you sure nuclear weapons aren't on the table? 0.98

01:08:09.000 Are you fucking positive? 0.99

01:08:11.000 Is it good that China and Russia have cuddled up together now, and they're all buddy-buddy, and they're fucking shaking hands and smiling and taking pictures? 0.99

01:08:19.000 Like, is that good? 0.95

01:08:20.000 That seems not good. 0.99

01:08:22.000 It seems not good if the whole fucking world is against us. 0.99

01:08:25.000 Like, that seems really bad. 0.99

01:08:27.000 And if they make our medicine.

01:08:29.000 Right. 0.99

01:08:29.000 And what is the fucking... 0.99

01:08:30.000 What solution could Trump possibly do? 0.99

01:08:33.000 Like, when he says he could stop it, like, how do you stop it?

01:08:36.000 How do you stop it?

01:08:37.000 I think Trump just puts the fear of God into these people a little bit.

01:08:41.000 I think he puts the fear of...

01:08:44.000 The guy's not going to play by the rules.

01:08:45.000 Right.

01:08:45.000 They read our news.

01:08:46.000 If they glance at our news, it looks like we have a crazy president. 0.93

01:08:50.000 So they're like, oh, let's wait a bit.

01:08:52.000 I honestly feel that way.

01:08:54.000 I think that they think by glancing at our weird propaganda that we have, that we're being fed, they're like, this guy's kind of crazy according to them.

01:09:04.000 So let's wait.

01:09:07.000 I mean, why did Putin wait?

01:09:09.000 Why did Putin wait to invade Ukraine until, well, Poopypants Jenkins was president? 0.79

01:09:15.000 If I was gonna do anything, I'd do it right now.

01:09:18.000 Yeah!

01:09:18.000 It just seems like everything's so chaotic.

01:09:20.000 Absolutely! 0.99

01:09:20.000 We got no border, we're giving money to fucking whoever wants it. 0.99

01:09:24.000 We're already rich countries. 0.98

01:09:25.000 We got men who are the first female admiral. 1.00

01:09:28.000 Oh my god.

01:09:29.000 We have so much chaos.

01:09:31.000 Chaos.

01:09:31.000 It's so kooky.

01:09:33.000 Yeah.

01:09:33.000 It's just so kooky.

01:09:35.000 It's crazy.

01:09:36.000 It's kooky and it seems like they're just leaning into it.

01:09:39.000 Like there's no course correction at all.

01:09:41.000 Just leaning into the kooky.

01:09:43.000 Yeah.

01:09:44.000 Fun times.

01:09:45.000 Oh yeah.

01:09:46.000 For comedy.

01:09:46.000 Oh my goodness.

01:09:47.000 We have so much stuff to talk about.

01:09:50.000 Stuff that you would have to manufacture something that bizarre that people are accepting at any other time in history.

01:09:59.000 It's so weird.

01:10:01.000 So weird.

01:10:03.000 It really is like the whole country's hypnotized.

01:10:06.000 And I just think this is a perfect storm of things that are happening all at the same time.

01:10:12.000 With AI emerging, China and Russia becoming buddies, us being run by a dead man. 0.62

01:10:17.000 They're trying to stop this other guy from even running and they're exposing how corrupt the democracy is.

01:10:24.000 They're exposing how corrupt the system is. 0.55

01:10:27.000 Just by charging this guy with 34 felonies for paying off a lady he had sex with.

01:10:34.000 Like, what?

01:10:36.000 And how else would he have paid her money to...

01:10:40.000 Well, the way it was written, the way it was put in a ledger.

01:10:45.000 It's basically, on most situations, it would have been considered a misdemeanor.

01:10:49.000 But they turned it into a felony.

01:10:51.000 They trumped it up.

01:10:53.000 No pun intended.

01:10:55.000 And then he signed like 34 different checks.

01:10:58.000 So there's 34 different...

01:10:59.000 The whole thing's crazy. 1.00

01:11:02.000 First of all, what a cheap fuck. 1.00

01:11:03.000 A pair of installments. 1.00

01:11:05.000 Yeah.

01:11:06.000 Don't give her all the money.

01:11:08.000 Give her a little taste. 0.53

01:11:10.000 Keep her on the hook.

01:11:11.000 Yeah.

01:11:14.000 That actually makes sense, I guess, now that I think about it.

01:11:17.000 Because if you pay her all at once, she could just write a book or whatever.

01:11:21.000 No, the whole deal was that she couldn't talk if she got the money, but obviously that didn't work out.

01:11:26.000 She got the money and still talked.

01:11:28.000 If you have the backing of the political party, it doesn't matter.

01:11:32.000 Like, especially the party that's in charge.

01:11:35.000 But what's scary is how many Democrats are willing to allow this kind of stuff to happen But a lot of them are aware of it.

01:11:42.000 There was this one lady that went viral and she was talking about it and she was saying, you have to understand, like, I'm not a Trump supporter, I don't like Trump, but this is really dangerous for democracy.

01:11:53.000 Nobody can justify this and nobody can say this guy should be in jail for this.

01:11:57.000 This doesn't make any sense.

01:11:59.000 And especially if you wanted to look at past presidents with the same scrutiny.

01:12:03.000 I mean, there's so many instances of things that you could go.

01:12:08.000 And this was one of the things that Obama had said when Obama got into office.

01:12:11.000 They were talking about George Bush and Dick Cheney being charged with war crimes.

01:12:16.000 And he was saying, we're not going to look to the past.

01:12:19.000 We're going to look towards the future.

01:12:20.000 You know, like, I'm not going to prosecute anybody.

01:12:23.000 Imagine if...

01:12:24.000 When Obama got into office, if he decided to prosecute Dick Cheney and George Bush for crimes against humanity?

01:12:32.000 Yeah, crazy.

01:12:33.000 Oh my god.

01:12:34.000 You know how crazy that would be?

01:12:36.000 Do you know how divided the country would be then?

01:12:38.000 Well, that's the same thing kind of that is taking place now at a lesser scale, obviously, because it's not a war crime you're charging someone with, but you could.

01:12:46.000 You could charge Trump with war crimes.

01:12:48.000 You could find some things that he did, especially with bombings and even what Obama did.

01:12:54.000 Obama, during the administration, they dropped a drone on a US citizen.

01:12:57.000 No trial, no nothing.

01:13:00.000 Boom! 0.99

01:13:01.000 Yeah.

01:13:03.000 Trump didn't even go for...

01:13:05.000 He didn't go for Obama.

01:13:06.000 He didn't go for Hillary.

01:13:08.000 You know, and he could have.

01:13:09.000 He could have tried them for things.

01:13:11.000 Yeah.

01:13:11.000 Well, especially Hillary.

01:13:12.000 Especially with the whole email thing, the deleting of the emails. 1.00

01:13:15.000 And supposedly Trump's the crazy one. 0.98

01:13:17.000 Trump's the loose cannon. 1.00

01:13:19.000 They're all crazy. 1.00

01:13:20.000 That's what they don't want you to know. 1.00

01:13:21.000 It's like sluts that are always talking bad about other girls who are sluts. 1.00

01:13:26.000 Like, you know, it's what people do. 0.99

01:13:29.000 It's a thing that, you know, people are like, that's not me.

01:13:33.000 I'm not like that.

01:13:34.000 It's just a weird thing that people do. 0.99

01:13:36.000 And people form teams and they justify why they should use any means necessary to silence the other people on the other team, the opposition, and they don't even realize they're setting a precedent when this motherfucker gets an office or another motherfucker gets an office that's a Republican. 0.99

01:13:52.000 You've got real problems now, kids. 0.98

01:13:54.000 If the elections are real, that's how it usually goes. 1.00

01:13:56.000 It usually goes one side wins and they're like, this fucking sucks. 0.99

01:13:59.000 Let's try the other way. 1.00

01:14:00.000 The other guy wins like, oh, this is bullshit. 1.00

01:14:03.000 Let's try the other way. 1.00

01:14:04.000 And this is what we've done in this country over and over and over again.

01:14:07.000 We go Clinton to Bush, Bush to Obama.

01:14:10.000 It's what we do.

01:14:12.000 It's what we do.

01:14:13.000 We always do it this way.

01:14:15.000 And if you change the way people are allowed to go after political candidates and you change the way you're allowed to silence and imprison your candidates, then we're like Mexico.

01:14:27.000 We're just not assassinating people yet.

01:14:30.000 We're like a third world country.

01:14:32.000 We're like a banana republic.

01:14:35.000 We're letting things other than the will of the people and what's best for the people.

01:14:41.000 Be what's running the thing.

01:14:43.000 We're letting the thing be run by the people that are in power that are corrupt, that want to keep the power.

01:14:47.000 Because it's not just Biden.

01:14:50.000 Biden is barely there, right?

01:14:51.000 It's all the people that are working there.

01:14:53.000 You've got to understand, there's this huge team behind them.

01:14:55.000 They don't want to leave.

01:14:57.000 What?

01:14:58.000 Get on LinkedIn? 1.00

01:14:59.000 Get on LinkedIn and fucking try to get a new job? 1.00

01:15:02.000 Start sending out your resume? 1.00

01:15:04.000 I work for the worst administration ever.

01:15:07.000 Right.

01:15:08.000 I was one of the people, you know?

01:15:11.000 I mean, the one thing you can do is get a job as, like, a political person, unlike TV. You'll get one of those jobs, like, if you're a White House press secretary.

01:15:20.000 You know?

01:15:20.000 And there's, like, Huckabee.

01:15:21.000 Isn't she, like, a governor now? 1.00

01:15:23.000 Yeah.

01:15:24.000 I think Arkansas or something?

01:15:25.000 That's a good one to start with.

01:15:27.000 Want to run the world?

01:15:28.000 Start with Arkansas.

01:15:29.000 Yeah.

01:15:31.000 I was talking to Tulsi Gabbard the other night, and I went off on a rant to her about mental health asylums.

01:15:41.000 Mmm, I'm like that is These people are everywhere on the streets now.

01:15:47.000 Yeah, it's crazy people and they I mean It's not a great thing to have them out.

01:15:54.000 It's not good for them.

01:15:56.000 It's not good for everyone else There's terrible actual places and the money that it would cost I mean, that's a cost that people would get behind.

01:16:04.000 Yeah The things that we would pay for, instead of the things that we are paying for, insane.

01:16:11.000 I think that happened during the Reagan administration. 0.79

01:16:13.000 I think they changed, like, what it means to be a mentally ill person.

01:16:17.000 They let a bunch of people out.

01:16:19.000 Is that true?

01:16:21.000 Yeah.

01:16:22.000 Yeah.

01:16:22.000 I'm pretty sure it was during the...

01:16:24.000 You know, Reagan was one of those Republicans that made people want to be a Democrat.

01:16:27.000 Oh, you know who I heard actually was behind it?

01:16:31.000 It was JFK, because he didn't like what happened to his sister.

01:16:34.000 How so?

01:16:36.000 They gave his sister the lobotomy. 0.98

01:16:38.000 Oh.

01:16:39.000 Yeah.

01:16:39.000 And he turned against mental health institutions.

01:16:43.000 I can't remember if it was...

01:16:44.000 They gave his sister a lobotomy?

01:16:45.000 Oh, yeah.

01:16:46.000 Bad one.

01:16:47.000 Oh, my God.

01:16:48.000 Oh, it's like one of the big Kennedy secrets.

01:16:51.000 You know, they stopped doing that in like the late 60s.

01:16:54.000 They did it for a long time.

01:16:55.000 I had an Instagram post about it.

01:16:58.000 Because I went down a rabbit hole one night, and I was like, what?

01:17:02.000 Like, they just scrambled people's brains.

01:17:05.000 And there was all these ads, like, smiley people afterwards, happy people afterwards. 1.00

01:17:10.000 Just scramble your fucking brain with an iron rod that they pushed through your eyeball. 1.00

01:17:16.000 The eldest Kennedy daughter. 1.00

01:17:19.000 Wow.

01:17:20.000 Wow.

01:17:26.000 Yeah, man.

01:17:27.000 Dude, brains are just like everything else. 0.65

01:17:30.000 It's just like some people have bad livers.

01:17:34.000 In their search for cures, okay, in November 1941, Mr. Kennedy arranged to have a lobotomy performed on Rosemary.

01:17:41.000 It was immediately clear that the operation had drastically failed.

01:17:45.000 Rosemary had lost most of her ability to walk or talk.

01:17:48.000 Her personality had been forever altered, and she was left physically disabled.

01:17:52.000 After being released from the hospital, Rosemary was immediately institutionalized. 0.67

01:17:57.000 There's a story I've read about the doctor.

01:17:59.000 There's like one doctor who was doing a lot of the lobotomies.

01:18:02.000 He was traveling around to all the asylums. 1.00

01:18:04.000 Yeah, I read about that guy.

01:18:06.000 He loved it.

01:18:08.000 He loved scrambling brains. 1.00

01:18:10.000 I mean, what a fucking, like... 0.99

01:18:12.000 Remember when you used to whack the TV to get the signal to come in? 0.99

01:18:16.000 People don't know. 0.99

01:18:17.000 Like, we would be watching TV, you'd be watching like a baseball game, and you'd go, you know, what the fuck? 0.99

01:18:22.000 You'd smack the TV, and it would come back in, yeah, you got it! 0.98

01:18:26.000 Like, that's how bad electronics were back then.

01:18:28.000 You would smack the TV, and sometimes it would fix it.

01:18:31.000 Like, sometimes it was like going up, it was just like, blip, blip, the screen would go up, and you just whack the side of it, and it would stay still.

01:18:39.000 Remember those days?

01:18:40.000 Yeah.

01:18:41.000 Yeah, that was their version of fixing brains.

01:18:44.000 It was just like whacking a TV. They're just like, let's just scramble his brains! 0.68

01:18:48.000 And they're going through your eyeball. 0.99

01:18:50.000 Oh! 0.60

01:18:51.000 That's what they go through.

01:18:52.000 They pull your eyeball aside. 0.96

01:18:54.000 Yeah, they pull your eyeballs, excuse me, out of the way.

01:18:57.000 I gotta shove a metal rod in there, and just, they get in the brain, they get in your frontal lobe, and just go like this.

01:19:03.000 Stop.

01:19:04.000 No.

01:19:05.000 Yeah, that's how it goes.

01:19:06.000 Oh, God.

01:19:07.000 Bro.

01:19:08.000 Imagine thinking that's a good idea.

01:19:10.000 I know how to fix it, everybody.

01:19:11.000 What was, like, the most successful lobotomy? 0.98

01:19:14.000 Did anybody get a lobotomy and, like, wow, that one fucking worked? 0.92

01:19:18.000 Like, is there? 0.99

01:19:20.000 Is there?

01:19:21.000 What?

01:19:24.000 Google what's the most successful lobotomy.

01:19:32.000 Yeah, somebody came out the most amazing guy.

01:19:36.000 No way.

01:19:37.000 No way.

01:19:38.000 Ow. 0.99

01:19:38.000 But there has to be one, like, best case scenario. 0.99

01:19:41.000 Like, this might work.

01:19:42.000 Like, one guy, maybe they only scrambled him a little.

01:19:45.000 You know, like, Roseanne got hit by a car, became a great comedian.

01:19:48.000 Kennison, hit by a car, became a great comedian.

01:19:50.000 Like, there's a little bit of brain damage not bad for you.

01:19:52.000 Little bit, yeah.

01:19:53.000 Just a touch.

01:19:55.000 Just a thud.

01:19:56.000 Oh, yeah.

01:19:57.000 Just a little bit.

01:19:58.000 Everybody needs a little bit.

01:20:00.000 A little bit?

01:20:01.000 Yeah.

01:20:01.000 Just a little bit.

01:20:02.000 Yeah.

01:20:03.000 I had so many wrestling in high school.

01:20:06.000 The last person who had one died in 1967. That's when they were like, enough.

01:20:10.000 I barely missed that.

01:20:12.000 If I was born in 57, I would have got lobotomized.

01:20:15.000 Antipsychotic medication. 0.67

01:20:16.000 If I was born in 57 with the wrong parents, 100% they would scramble his brains.

01:20:23.000 Or, if I was born with the wrong parents, they would have put me on Prozac, for sure.

01:20:28.000 For sure, they would have put me on some sort of ADHD medicine.

01:20:32.000 This is the best I'm getting is their claims of improvement.

01:20:36.000 They reported 63% of their patients had improved while 24% saw no change and 14% became worse.

01:20:45.000 That guy looks pretty good afterwards. 0.99

01:20:48.000 The beginning looks like he's like taking a horrible shit. 1.00

01:20:50.000 Like, oh God! 1.00

01:20:53.000 And the afterwards he's like, I get it now.

01:20:55.000 They were just like, they were agitated before and then afterwards they were smiling.

01:20:59.000 Smiling.

01:21:00.000 Yeah, so some, it worked.

01:21:02.000 But it seems like a very crude idea.

01:21:05.000 Maybe, you know, now, oh that one's a weird one. 0.96

01:21:08.000 Now when they cut the top of that dude's head off. 1.00

01:21:10.000 Oof. 0.99

01:21:11.000 That was a rough one.

01:21:13.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.

01:21:14.000 They're going through the nose on that lady. 1.00

01:21:15.000 That guy's wearing a muscle shirt.

01:21:17.000 No, that's her eye. 1.00

01:21:17.000 That's her eye. 1.00

01:21:18.000 That's her eye? 1.00

01:21:19.000 Oh, Christ.

01:21:20.000 I hope she's out cold.

01:21:21.000 Why don't those guys have sleeves?

01:21:23.000 Yeah, they probably...

01:21:23.000 The way everyone's holding her hand, she might not have been out.

01:21:26.000 Oh, they probably barely put people out back then. 1.00

01:21:30.000 Eh, they're fucking crazy. 0.99

01:21:31.000 You could probably watch videos of some of this. 1.00

01:21:33.000 Oh, don't make me watch videos of it.

01:21:36.000 Alright, here we go.

01:21:37.000 Oh yeah.

01:21:38.000 Oh yeah, he says.

01:21:41.000 Prefrontal lobotomy.

01:21:42.000 Psychological cinema.

01:21:43.000 Prefrontal lobotomy and chronic schizophrenia from the psychiatric department.

01:21:47.000 Oh.

01:21:48.000 So this is the lady.

01:21:50.000 Female, age 25. Can you say?

01:21:51.000 State hospital patient for four years.

01:21:53.000 Failure to improve after several courses of both insulin and convulsive shock.

01:21:58.000 Wow, the shock therapy back then.

01:21:59.000 Showing antagonistic hostility reaction in seclusion quarters prior to bilateral prefrontal lobotomy.

01:22:07.000 Bilateral.

01:22:07.000 Oh, bilateral.

01:22:09.000 Bilateral prefrontal lobotomy. 1.00

01:22:11.000 They're like, this bitch is so crazy. 1.00

01:22:12.000 We're going to give her a double dose. 1.00

01:22:16.000 She seems like someone in the audience that killed Tony like a regular person.

01:22:19.000 Yeah, she's not bad.

01:22:21.000 Two months post-operative, now friendly and cooperative, entering into occupational and recreational activities.

01:22:26.000 Let's see what she looks like now. 1.00

01:22:29.000 Oh, this is going to other people.

01:22:30.000 Oh, to other people.

01:22:33.000 Oh, there she is now. 1.00

01:22:34.000 Now she's all laughing because her fucking brain scrambled. 1.00

01:22:37.000 Now our hair's all fucked up. 1.00

01:22:38.000 It's crazy though that your brain can be scrambled and you can still function. 0.99

01:22:41.000 Like that seems to...

01:22:42.000 Well, you barely function.

01:22:44.000 But that's the thing, like people have been shot in the head and they lose like half their head and they still talk.

01:22:48.000 Right.

01:22:49.000 There's a lot of weird stuff that happens to people with their brain.

01:22:52.000 Your brain, when one part of your brain gets damaged, the other part of your brain seems to have an ability to recover.

01:22:57.000 There's this one guy, see if you can find this story, this one guy Developed fluid in his brain when he was young and they drained it so they installed some sort of a thing that drained the fluid from his brain and Once they did that as he got older he got another MRI and they realized his brain was missing He only had the outside area of the brain and he had like a 75 IQ But he was fully functioning with the entire center of his 0.99

01:23:27.000 brain gone You see the MRI, you're like, what in the fuck? 0.99

01:23:33.000 The guy has no brain. 1.00

01:23:34.000 You know, like, oh, that fucking guy has no brain. 1.00

01:23:36.000 That's him. 1.00

01:23:37.000 He actually has no brain. 1.00

01:23:38.000 Like, you gotta leave him alone. 0.99

01:23:39.000 It's not his fault.

01:23:40.000 It's literally gone.

01:23:42.000 So he developed some sort of fluid, and they put something in there, and I forget where it drained to, but then, over time, you know, his symptoms went away, but his brain went away, too.

01:23:53.000 Like, whatever that fluid was in his brain, it was like, took over the whole brain.

01:23:57.000 Ugh.

01:23:59.000 Oh God.

01:24:01.000 See if you can find that.

01:24:02.000 It's called hydrocephalus when there's brain, too much cerebral fluid, cerebrospinal fluid, excess cerebrospinal fluid.

01:24:09.000 Yeah, this dude had no brain.

01:24:15.000 Yeah. 0.94

01:24:30.000 It's like a recent study.

01:24:31.000 That's a good thing?

01:24:32.000 Yes.

01:24:32.000 Yeah.

01:24:33.000 It increases your, like, three-dimensional video games actually increase some gray matter in your brain in some way.

01:24:42.000 And they're not saying, like, people aren't encouraged.

01:24:45.000 See, the thing about video games is people always want to say, don't do it.

01:24:48.000 You're wasting your life if you do video.

01:24:49.000 I say it.

01:24:50.000 You're wasting your life if you do video games.

01:24:52.000 However...

01:24:53.000 They're awesome.

01:24:54.000 Yeah.

01:24:54.000 They're awesome.

01:24:55.000 Are you really wasting your life or are you doing something fucking awesome? 0.98

01:24:58.000 You're wasting your life if you do it only. 0.99

01:25:01.000 Right.

01:25:01.000 But if you want to do it good, you got to do it a lot.

01:25:04.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:25:04.000 If you want to really fucking murder people in Call of Duty, you got to be on that bitch every day. 1.00

01:25:08.000 You got to get the moves down. 1.00

01:25:10.000 You got to figure out how to aim.

01:25:11.000 That's the guy.

01:25:11.000 Is it the same case?

01:25:13.000 Scientist research man missing 90% of his brain who leads a normal life.

01:25:19.000 Yeah, that's the dude.

01:25:20.000 44 year old French man started experiencing weakness in his legs.

01:25:24.000 He went to the hospital and the doctors told him he was missing most of his brain.

01:25:27.000 The man's skull was full of fluid with just a thin layer of brain tissue left.

01:25:34.000 The condition is known as hydrocephalus.

01:25:38.000 He was living a normal life.

01:25:40.000 He has a family.

01:25:41.000 He works.

01:25:42.000 His IQ was tested at the time.

01:25:43.000 Complaint came by 84. 84!

01:25:45.000 Was slightly below normal range.

01:25:47.000 This person is not bright, but perfectly socially apt.

01:25:51.000 Clearmans is a cognitive psychologist at the University of Libre in Brussels.

01:25:55.000 When he learned about the case, which first described in The Lancet in 2007, he saw a medical miracle, but also a major challenge to theories about consciousness. 1.00

01:26:05.000 This dude is missing 90% of his fucking brain. 0.99

01:26:08.000 Is that the guy? 1.00

01:26:09.000 Get that guy on Kill Tony now.

01:26:11.000 Yeah.

01:26:12.000 Imagine if you wrote for him.

01:26:14.000 Oh.

01:26:14.000 How many...

01:26:15.000 This guy's actually... 0.96

01:26:16.000 You put a photo of his brain up on the screen and explain that this guy's literally up here with no brain.

01:26:25.000 Going back to the brain damage, making people funny thing, we have a new regular, as of yesterday, and it was only his second night ever on the show, Drew Nickens, who was bullied by his own military partners.

01:26:45.000 And I don't know what they did to him, something head trauma-wise, that he didn't really want to get into. 0.94

01:26:51.000 But, he's so fucking funny. 0.98

01:26:53.000 Like, he's just naturally the most likable, funniest fucking... 0.99

01:26:56.000 Was he funny before the head injury? 0.99

01:26:58.000 I don't know.

01:26:59.000 That's a good question.

01:27:00.000 Does he know?

01:27:01.000 Like, how aware is he when you're talking to him?

01:27:04.000 Very.

01:27:04.000 So he's all there.

01:27:05.000 You talk to him.

01:27:06.000 Yep.

01:27:06.000 But he has brain damage.

01:27:07.000 Yeah.

01:27:08.000 You know how many people I know with brain damage?

01:27:10.000 Oh, yeah.

01:27:11.000 You are the beekeeper of people with brain damage.

01:27:17.000 I know a lot of people with various stages of brain damage.

01:27:22.000 You know?

01:27:23.000 It says, update to the brain.

01:27:26.000 Rather than 90% of this man's brain being missing, it's more likely that it's simply been compressed into the thin layer that you can see in the images above.

01:27:36.000 Which is...

01:27:37.000 Compressed.

01:27:39.000 So the brain has different density?

01:27:42.000 I mean, if it's like Jell-O. Can you make your brain like you can make your quads?

01:27:46.000 Fucking dense. 1.00

01:27:47.000 You know, some people have mushy quads. 1.00

01:27:49.000 Some people have quads that you can fucking jump on top of a huge box. 1.00

01:27:54.000 Maybe you can make your brain like that. 0.99

01:27:57.000 Super connective.

01:27:58.000 Maybe video games is the way you do it.

01:28:00.000 Find that study.

01:28:02.000 Because that's crazy.

01:28:04.000 Speaking of brain damage, did you see the UFC put out a clip of Sugar Sean landing that knee on Cheeto Vera without any commentary?

01:28:12.000 Bro, Cheeto Vera has a chin that's made out of Wolverine bones. 1.00

01:28:16.000 Oh my god. 0.81

01:28:18.000 His chin is insane. 0.95

01:28:19.000 It sounds like somebody hitting a wooden baseball bat against another wooden baseball bat. 0.96

01:28:24.000 Not only that, his head snaps back.

01:28:26.000 All the way back.

01:28:28.000 I mean, by the way, it might be the most perfectly timed knee I've ever seen.

01:28:34.000 Here it is. 1.00

01:28:42.000 Bro, Sugar Sean is a fucking assassin. 1.00

01:28:45.000 Oh, bro. 1.00

01:28:46.000 That cat is an assassin.

01:28:48.000 Sitting next to him the whole time before that roast, because that thing went on for two hours before I got up there, and there's nobody I would have rather have sat next to.

01:28:59.000 Right.

01:28:59.000 A guy who's calm under pressure.

01:29:01.000 Exactly.

01:29:02.000 Yeah.

01:29:02.000 Exactly.

01:29:03.000 And he turned to me at one point and goes, dude, I don't know what it is.

01:29:06.000 It's like 20 minutes before our thing.

01:29:09.000 Ron Burgundy was up just up there killing and we were like all kids laughing for a second. 0.97

01:29:14.000 And he goes, dude, I don't know what's going on, man, but I'm nervous as fuck and it's you going up there. 0.97

01:29:19.000 He goes, are you nervous? 0.99

01:29:21.000 And I'm such a cornball.

01:29:22.000 I told him how I really felt.

01:29:24.000 And I go, I'm probably exactly how you were right before the Cheeto fight right now.

01:29:30.000 Like, all the work I've ever done has come to this point.

01:29:33.000 And he goes, calm.

01:29:35.000 I go, calm.

01:29:36.000 Calm.

01:29:37.000 If you've done the work.

01:29:38.000 Yeah.

01:29:38.000 If you haven't done the work, it's anxiety.

01:29:40.000 Oh, yeah.

01:29:41.000 It's a rotten fear.

01:29:43.000 Like, you gotta really do the work if you're gonna do something big.

01:29:46.000 Whatever it is. 0.57

01:29:47.000 And I've done that before, where I did the work, and it feels so much different, because I've also done it where I kind of fucked off, and then you're like, ooh, I didn't do my best. 0.84

01:29:56.000 The live aspect made it crazy. 0.57

01:29:57.000 I mean, I'm looking at the three stairs that I had to go up.

01:30:01.000 Don't trip.

01:30:02.000 I keep glancing at them, and they're at an angle, you know, and they're not like that well-lit, and they're kind of long and not that tall, so I knew I had to look.

01:30:13.000 I had to study them.

01:30:14.000 The little things like that.

01:30:16.000 Did you see what Andrew Schultz was saying about Kim Kardashian?

01:30:18.000 That she was like completely disconnected.

01:30:21.000 That she just sat up there like this.

01:30:23.000 She sat straight the entire time.

01:30:25.000 Like was completely unaffected and completely disconnected. 1.00

01:30:28.000 Even when she was getting shit on. 0.99

01:30:30.000 She kind of giggled along. 1.00

01:30:32.000 I was watching her.

01:30:34.000 Performative or real?

01:30:36.000 I think kind of real.

01:30:38.000 The whole thing was very robotic.

01:30:40.000 She brought like four sixes with her, which I thought was hilarious, because like even at that level, even a super hot chick. 1.00

01:30:47.000 You don't want to bring up some other super hot chick. 0.96

01:30:49.000 Exactly.

01:30:50.000 So she was just at a table of sixes, just this ten with sixes.

01:30:55.000 There you go.

01:30:56.000 Like a good poker hand.

01:30:59.000 Four sixes and a ten.

01:31:01.000 Have you ever watched that show, her show?

01:31:03.000 No, not really.

01:31:04.000 My wife watches it in the gym. 1.00

01:31:06.000 Sometimes she gets in the gym before me and I have to watch this shit. 1.00

01:31:10.000 It's amazing that it's a show. 0.99

01:31:13.000 It's basically like, let's go get some gum.

01:31:19.000 I went to this thing and I had a talk.

01:31:21.000 You should fill your dreams and go for it.

01:31:23.000 Okay.

01:31:24.000 And then back in the limo, shiny L.A. It's all like smash cuts to different scenes.

01:31:30.000 Like the scenery of L.A. is kind of like half of the show.

01:31:34.000 It's like, you know, like overhead views, the palm trees, the beach, you know, and then they're like, what are we doing for dinner?

01:31:41.000 Yeah.

01:31:44.000 But they look pretty.

01:31:45.000 Yeah.

01:31:46.000 They look pretty.

01:31:47.000 Yeah, Ozempic's doing them all good.

01:31:49.000 You think that's what it is?

01:31:50.000 Oh yeah.

01:31:51.000 Everybody's on it now.

01:31:53.000 Everybody that can be on it's on it.

01:31:55.000 Brian Simpson had a real bad reaction to it.

01:31:57.000 Yeah.

01:31:58.000 Well, Brian Simpson's made of bread.

01:32:00.000 You can't just inject Ozempic into bread and then expect the bread to just disappear.

01:32:06.000 He was the one guy that did the carnivore diet with us and just like, I'm a little suspicious.

01:32:10.000 Oh, yeah.

01:32:11.000 Sneaky. 0.93

01:32:12.000 Sneaky little devil. 1.00

01:32:13.000 We were busting his balls all the time. 0.99

01:32:15.000 He'd have food delivered to come out. 0.99

01:32:21.000 He'd have food deliveries come up to the green room and he'd be like, God damn it, they put bread on this sandwich. 0.99

01:32:28.000 Me and Derek and Hassan, the looks that we would give each other, the fucking holding in secret fucking laughs, nuclear capacity fucking laughter all the time. 0.99

01:32:41.000 They're like, why'd you order it with the bread? 0.99

01:32:43.000 He's like, because if you don't order it with the bread, they don't put all the things on there.

01:32:46.000 There's no containment system, so I order it with the bread and take off the bread.

01:32:50.000 Sure.

01:32:50.000 Oh, yeah.

01:32:51.000 Take that bread with you and eat it later.

01:32:53.000 Oh, yeah.

01:32:55.000 Oh, yeah.

01:32:57.000 Oh, man.

01:32:58.000 It's part of the fun of Brian Simpson, though.

01:32:59.000 Yeah.

01:33:01.000 And he gets these super breaded chicken wings.

01:33:03.000 Oh, it's so fun.

01:33:04.000 I don't know what it is with me and fat jokes.

01:33:06.000 I just...

01:33:07.000 I've always just...

01:33:08.000 I just can't get enough of it.

01:33:10.000 I just love it.

01:33:12.000 It's always been my number one, like, roasting specialty, if anybody's ever big.

01:33:17.000 Oh, my God.

01:33:18.000 It's just...

01:33:19.000 I don't know.

01:33:19.000 Oh, with David Lucas, you have a never-ending supply.

01:33:22.000 Oh, yeah.

01:33:22.000 Depending upon what he's wearing.

01:33:24.000 Yeah.

01:33:25.000 It's amazing.

01:33:26.000 Post Malone got him good because he went after Post Malone at the forum in the arena and he was wearing a camo shirt and Post just fucking grabbed that microphone, put it right up to his mouth and goes, you're the only guy in camo that the people all the way in the back of the arena can see.

01:33:47.000 You got a standing O on David Lucas.

01:33:50.000 David Lucas got lit up in LA by the guests, which I love, because it's fun for me to step back and get to root for these guys.

01:34:00.000 Harland is a monster. 0.99

01:34:03.000 Harland is so silly. 1.00

01:34:04.000 This snake on the table, this is his tapeworm that he pulled out of his pants at the end of the episode. 0.99

01:34:12.000 He calls it Dimitri.

01:34:14.000 Pfft.

01:34:17.000 He said he had a tapeworm.

01:34:19.000 He got a tapeworm.

01:34:20.000 Where did he say he was?

01:34:23.000 He started the show.

01:34:24.000 He ate a rat somewhere.

01:34:26.000 Oh, a...

01:34:27.000 Montupichu?

01:34:29.000 It was something I thought didn't think existed, and it did exist.

01:34:32.000 Yeah, he ate some rat in some foreign country. 0.83

01:34:35.000 Oh, he is unbelievable.

01:34:37.000 Him and David went back and forth for like 10 minutes.

01:34:41.000 It felt like straight...

01:34:43.000 And every single blow.

01:34:46.000 I told Jeff Ross and Brian Moses, all the roast battle guys, after that night, because there was a festival going on, so we were all hanging out after we would all do our separate things that night.

01:34:55.000 I told them all.

01:34:56.000 I go, the best roast battle that's ever happened just happened, and it Wasn't with you guys.

01:35:02.000 It was on Kill Tony.

01:35:03.000 And they're like, what?

01:35:04.000 Who?

01:35:04.000 David Lucas versus Harland Williams, of all people.

01:35:08.000 Because Harland's silliness cannot be cut through.

01:35:12.000 It makes him immediately totally undodgeable. 1.00

01:35:16.000 If you call him old, he calls you a bitch. 0.99

01:35:18.000 If you call him anything, he just rolls with it and jujitsus it into his own retort. 1.00

01:35:25.000 It's indescribable.

01:35:26.000 I wish I could remember more of the moments.

01:35:28.000 Yeah.

01:35:28.000 But he's like, you know, David's just reaching for anything.

01:35:31.000 One part was just, you old ass bitch. 1.00

01:35:34.000 Because David's just getting beat. 1.00

01:35:35.000 So he's getting piled on.

01:35:36.000 So he's not even writing at this point.

01:35:38.000 His brain is just on the defensive. 1.00

01:35:40.000 He goes, you old ass bitch. 1.00

01:35:42.000 Because he knows Harlan just got him. 1.00

01:35:44.000 And Harlan, without any hesitation, goes, you're my bitch tonight. 1.00

01:35:47.000 And so for every punch, there's a counterpunch. 1.00

01:35:51.000 And it was magic.

01:35:54.000 Magic.

01:35:55.000 Magic.

01:35:56.000 It's unbelievable in the moment.

01:35:57.000 You can't prep for it.

01:35:58.000 You cannot write for it.

01:36:00.000 Or else it comes out clunky and you're trying to recall.

01:36:03.000 And that pause, that hesitation that happens in roast battle that doesn't necessarily happen in a parking lot roast battle or on a Keltony with David and Harlan, just heavyweights going back and forth.

01:36:14.000 Those recalls aren't there.

01:36:15.000 It's just flow state.

01:36:17.000 Yeah.

01:36:18.000 And it's magical.

01:36:19.000 When he said that Postmodern looks like an unemployed crocodile hunter.

01:36:27.000 It's just like the perfect line.

01:36:30.000 The perfect line.

01:36:31.000 I'm telling you, you guys, I've been saying this forever, but you really need to do it.

01:36:35.000 The two of you should do a show together.

01:36:37.000 You really should.

01:36:38.000 There's no reason why you don't. 0.99

01:36:39.000 You guys should do a podcast, even if you do it once a week for an hour, you guys both talking shit to each other and talking shit about things. 0.98

01:36:46.000 Because the chemistry of the two of you together is so unique. 0.98

01:36:49.000 And it brings out the best in David.

01:36:52.000 It brings out the David that I want to see when he goes on stage.

01:36:55.000 I want to see the same guy that is in the heat of roast battle, or heat of battling with you on Kill Tony.

01:37:00.000 Bring that everywhere.

01:37:02.000 That same energy.

01:37:03.000 We're working on some really fun things now, actually.

01:37:06.000 What are you working on?

01:37:07.000 There's a series that is actually in development right now that's cool, but I'm really excited about this movie idea that He just had a big meeting about where I'm a principal and he's a fat gym teacher and there's a bunch of they-thims at the school and then there's a school shooting and we have to protect the they-thims and all this stuff and there's just all these vessels and setups for everything. 1.00

01:37:35.000 We can just do everything that we've ever done but actually implement it into a...

01:37:41.000 A modern type of ridiculous comedy.

01:37:43.000 So if you did that, where would you do it? 0.70

01:37:45.000 Like, who would you do it with?

01:37:48.000 Where?

01:37:48.000 Yeah, like, you want to have the most amount of creative control over something like that.

01:37:52.000 Right.

01:37:52.000 If you're gonna do it.

01:37:53.000 And it's gonna be hard.

01:37:55.000 Yeah.

01:37:56.000 It's gonna be hard.

01:37:58.000 It's gonna be...

01:37:59.000 Maybe Netflix would do it.

01:38:01.000 Yeah.

01:38:01.000 Netflix would probably be the best place to do it.

01:38:03.000 They'll probably take the most chances.

01:38:05.000 Exactly.

01:38:05.000 Especially after the Tom Brady roast, which was the most watched thing on Netflix ever.

01:38:12.000 Yeah.

01:38:12.000 Ever.

01:38:13.000 And it's wild comedy, which is so good for comedy, man.

01:38:17.000 That roast was so good for comedy.

01:38:19.000 Huge.

01:38:20.000 Absolutely huge.

01:38:21.000 And it's just wild because...

01:38:28.000 Everybody wants that.

01:38:29.000 And talk about, you know, there was a lot of re-watching of that.

01:38:34.000 People watched it, and then they went and wanted to show their uncles or their dads or their whatever.

01:38:39.000 You know, they wanted to see their reactions to it.

01:38:41.000 So it's being watched multiple times on top of the actual numbers that we know.

01:38:47.000 Right.

01:38:48.000 Yeah.

01:38:49.000 You know, you can't share Netflix stuff like we were talking about earlier with YouTube, but you can re-watch it with people.

01:38:58.000 How many people have Netflix accounts?

01:39:00.000 Like, how many Netflix accounts are there?

01:39:02.000 I think it's like a...

01:39:03.000 Let's Google it.

01:39:05.000 Take a guess.

01:39:06.000 How many things?

01:39:07.000 Worldwide, it's got to be like hundreds.

01:39:10.000 I think it's 200 million about...

01:39:12.000 Worldwide?

01:39:13.000 Yeah.

01:39:14.000 Let's find out.

01:39:15.000 What?

01:39:16.000 269 million subscribers.

01:39:19.000 And how much does it cost a month?

01:39:24.000 Depends?

01:39:25.000 What's the high end?

01:39:28.000 20 bucks.

01:39:29.000 And what's the low end?

01:39:35.000 Oh really?

01:39:36.000 That's not a bad deal.

01:39:39.000 Because you can just skip the ads.

01:39:40.000 You can only watch it for a couple seconds.

01:39:42.000 Use them to pee.

01:39:44.000 There's standard with ads, standard, and premium.

01:39:47.000 Standard with ads is $6.99.

01:39:49.000 Standard is $15.99.

01:39:50.000 What's the difference between standard and premium?

01:39:56.000 The number of devices you can watch at one time.

01:40:00.000 Ultra HD is available on premium and full HD is only on standard.

01:40:05.000 You can download to a different number of devices with premium.

01:40:10.000 And you can add an extra member who does not live with you.

01:40:13.000 The download's big if you're on a plane.

01:40:15.000 You need the download.

01:40:17.000 Huge.

01:40:17.000 I've never been on a plane that you can watch a movie on.

01:40:20.000 Right.

01:40:21.000 Never.

01:40:22.000 Sometimes they have good Wi-Fi and you can actually almost watch a YouTube video, which is every now and then it spins and it comes back on, but most of the time not.

01:40:31.000 You know, they're not really ready for that yet.

01:40:33.000 I wonder if that'll change with Starlink.

01:40:35.000 You know, I wonder if they'll hook up Starlink to planes.

01:40:37.000 Dude, we saw Starlink the other night.

01:40:39.000 Have you seen it go over?

01:40:40.000 I have not.

01:40:40.000 Like in the sky?

01:40:41.000 I have not. 0.99

01:40:42.000 Oh, it's the craziest fucking thing. 0.99

01:40:44.000 People think it's a UFO. It's insane. 1.00

01:40:46.000 It's like a bunch of stars.

01:40:49.000 Well, like...

01:40:51.000 They get it in the Amazon now.

01:40:53.000 But there was an article that I sent to...

01:40:55.000 Oh, here we go.

01:40:56.000 Remote Amazon Tribe connects Elon Musk's darling internet becomes hooked on porn and social media.

01:41:01.000 Yeah, I was...

01:41:02.000 I shared this with Paul Rosalie.

01:41:04.000 So there's a bunch of people that are like very concerned about this because they're seeing their kids like staring at phones now.

01:41:10.000 And they're also seeing kids that want to leave the tribe and go out into the regular world.

01:41:13.000 When it arrived, everyone was happy.

01:41:16.000 Whoa, say that name.

01:41:20.000 Sainama Maruba, 73, told the New York Times, but now things have gotten worse.

01:41:26.000 Young people have gotten lazy because of the internet, she explained.

01:41:28.000 They're learning the ways of the white people. 0.99

01:41:31.000 Wow, that's crazy. 0.99

01:41:33.000 They just call us lazy, dude?

01:41:35.000 Yes. 1.00

01:41:35.000 Damn. 1.00

01:41:36.000 The white people. 1.00

01:41:38.000 Well, you know, there's a lot of us that are lazy. 0.98

01:41:41.000 What does it say?

01:41:43.000 Remote Tribe in Brazil become bitterly divided nine months after gaining access to satellite internet.

01:41:49.000 Wow.

01:41:50.000 2,000 people.

01:41:53.000 I guess it's here, like in the middle.

01:41:55.000 Wow.

01:41:55.000 Right below Peru.

01:41:57.000 Yeah.

01:41:57.000 I don't know how I feel about that.

01:42:00.000 I want to know what kind of porn they're watching.

01:42:03.000 Everything. 0.64

01:42:03.000 They probably can't believe it. 0.64

01:42:05.000 These white ladies, fake lips, just sucking dicks. 1.00

01:42:09.000 Initially, the internet was heralded as a positive for the remote tribe who were able to quickly contact authorities for help with emergencies, including potentially deadly snake bites. 1.00

01:42:18.000 It's already saved lives.

01:42:21.000 And Roke Maruba.

01:42:23.000 All Maruba use the same last name. 0.73

01:42:25.000 Oh, wow.

01:42:26.000 They're all like the same people. 0.99

01:42:27.000 How do you know if you're having sex with your cousin then? 0.70

01:42:30.000 They have the same last name. 0.96

01:42:31.000 But they're all the same last name.

01:42:33.000 They're probably cousins.

01:42:34.000 The whole thing has the same last name.

01:42:35.000 There's 2,000 people.

01:42:37.000 You know that North Sentinel Island?

01:42:39.000 The story about that guy who was the missionary who went there and got killed?

01:42:44.000 There's only 39 people there.

01:42:46.000 So they're all related to each other. 1.00

01:42:47.000 Damn. 0.99

01:42:48.000 So, at this point, they might not even be able to go help those people. 0.99

01:42:55.000 Like, imagine if you just stepped in and say, hey, we're going to establish schools and clinics, and like, who knows what's going on with them.

01:43:02.000 60,000 years of people living on one island, and there's only 39 of them left.

01:43:10.000 And you can't go there. 0.68

01:43:11.000 They'll kill you. 0.99

01:43:11.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:43:12.000 They'll fucking kill you the moment you get off your boat. 1.00

01:43:13.000 They tried to kill a bunch of people. 1.00

01:43:15.000 There was a bunch of people that had abandoned a boat that ran ashore.

01:43:20.000 They got rescued, and as they were getting rescued, the North Sentinel people were headed on boats to them to kill them.

01:43:26.000 Oof.

01:43:27.000 Oh, God.

01:43:30.000 Frightening. 0.91

01:43:32.000 Imagine if they're, like, mentally challenged. 0.55

01:43:35.000 Yeah.

01:43:35.000 Right, we don't know.

01:43:36.000 We really don't know.

01:43:38.000 No one's interviewing them.

01:43:39.000 Like, what are they like?

01:43:41.000 You know, have you ever seen that show, Soft White Underbelly? 1.00

01:43:46.000 No.

01:43:46.000 It's a great show on YouTube, but I have the guy on who's the host of it.

01:43:50.000 And one of the things that he's done is document this family in West Virginia that's like severely inbred.

01:43:58.000 Severely.

01:43:59.000 Like the man, the older man, all he does is bark.

01:44:03.000 He doesn't talk.

01:44:04.000 He just barks.

01:44:05.000 You have to see this.

01:44:07.000 You have to see this.

01:44:07.000 I think we'll have to edit it out, right?

01:44:12.000 I don't know.

01:44:13.000 We'll see.

01:44:14.000 If we get a strike.

01:44:16.000 But go to visit SoftWhiteUnderbelly on YouTube.

01:44:19.000 It's not just that.

01:44:20.000 He interviews all kinds of crazy people from all walks of life.

01:44:24.000 It's a very interesting show.

01:44:27.000 So these people are the Whitakers in West Virginia. 0.93

01:44:32.000 Oh.

01:44:33.000 I'm gonna love this.

01:44:36.000 Oh, yeah.

01:44:37.000 Listen to this though.

01:44:41.000 That's the guy.

01:44:45.000 They're all inbred. 0.96

01:44:46.000 Look, all of them. 0.97

01:44:47.000 Look at her.

01:44:48.000 So what are your names?

01:44:51.000 Ray, Lorraine, Timmy.

01:44:54.000 I'm sorry, who is this?

01:44:56.000 His name's Ray.

01:44:58.000 Ray.

01:44:58.000 I remember Ray.

01:44:59.000 I photographed you, Ray.

01:45:01.000 Do you remember?

01:45:02.000 Years ago.

01:45:03.000 He barks.

01:45:04.000 And your name is?

01:45:05.000 Lorraine.

01:45:06.000 Lorraine and Timmy.

01:45:08.000 Yeah.

01:45:10.000 Now you guys grew up here in Odd, West Virginia.

01:45:14.000 How many years have you lived here?

01:45:17.000 All my life.

01:45:24.000 Did you go to school?

01:45:28.000 You did?

01:45:30.000 Some of your brothers and sisters probably didn't go to school?

01:45:33.000 How much schooling did they get?

01:45:39.000 You graduated from what?

01:45:42.000 We went to high school, Timmy?

01:45:45.000 Yeah, he went to high school all day.

01:45:49.000 Is that good?

01:45:50.000 Yeah, that's good enough.

01:45:51.000 Wow.

01:45:52.000 Whoa.

01:45:52.000 He's been there twice.

01:45:54.000 He's visited them twice.

01:45:56.000 The show's incredible.

01:45:58.000 Oh, yeah.

01:45:59.000 I mean, and this guy, you know, like, Just imagine encountering these people.

01:46:05.000 What do you do? 1.00

01:46:07.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:46:08.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:46:08.000 That was the photographs you took of them a long time ago. 1.00

01:46:11.000 Man, do not run out of gas around there.

01:46:14.000 Oh, dude. 1.00

01:46:15.000 You're fucked. 1.00

01:46:16.000 You're fucked. 1.00

01:46:17.000 There's some parts of this country that are literally like the movie Deliverance. 1.00

01:46:22.000 That's real.

01:46:23.000 You go through the Appalachias.

01:46:25.000 You take a wrong turn.

01:46:27.000 Run out of gas.

01:46:29.000 Start walking for help.

01:46:30.000 It gets dark out.

01:46:32.000 You literally see a flaming cross?

01:46:35.000 Jesus. 1.00

01:46:36.000 Fuck. 1.00

01:46:37.000 You stumble upon a KKK meeting? 1.00

01:46:39.000 Maybe you got a Spanish last name?

01:46:42.000 So you gotta throw your driver's license in the woods?

01:46:44.000 It's in the middle, too.

01:46:45.000 Like, right...

01:46:45.000 Oh, boy.

01:46:46.000 Right next to Bar in West Virginia.

01:46:48.000 Oh, my God, dude. 0.99

01:46:49.000 There ain't shit out there. 0.98

01:46:51.000 Oh my god. 0.99

01:46:53.000 There's a Baptist church down the street.

01:46:54.000 Oh, of course there is.

01:46:55.000 There's another church, another Baptist church.

01:46:57.000 That's all that shows up.

01:46:58.000 It's all just churches.

01:46:59.000 People just... 0.99

01:47:00.000 Listen, man, if you live in a place like that, church is the best fucking thing going. 0.99

01:47:06.000 You know? 0.99

01:47:07.000 Yeah.

01:47:08.000 I think church for a lot of people is like the green room for us.

01:47:11.000 It's a place you go to see the community, you recharge, you love everybody.

01:47:15.000 And then you decide you're going to be a good person.

01:47:18.000 Yeah.

01:47:19.000 You know?

01:47:20.000 Yeah.

01:47:21.000 You're going to try to do your best.

01:47:22.000 You're going to try to make a bunch of people laugh.

01:47:24.000 You're going to try to become a good Christian.

01:47:28.000 Yeah.

01:47:29.000 I was re-watching There Will Be Blood recently.

01:47:32.000 Those church scenes. 0.99

01:47:33.000 I mean, fucking unbelievable. 1.00

01:47:35.000 That movie's insane. 1.00

01:47:37.000 Oh, it's so good.

01:47:38.000 That's all Bakersfield.

01:47:39.000 That's all that area of the Tachapi's.

01:47:41.000 Yeah, they were filming that when they were filming No Country for Old Men.

01:47:45.000 Really?

01:47:45.000 At the exact same time.

01:47:46.000 And No Country for Old Men had to stop shooting one day because the black smoke from their will-be-blood was messing up their background.

01:47:53.000 Wow.

01:47:54.000 Isn't that crazy?

01:47:55.000 That's crazy.

01:47:56.000 Two of the last great non-Tarantino movies.

01:48:00.000 Yeah.

01:48:00.000 And they were filmed at the same time, came out at the same time, up for the same awards.

01:48:05.000 Bangers.

01:48:06.000 Bangers.

01:48:07.000 Did one of them not win Movie of the Year?

01:48:09.000 Because that's crazy.

01:48:10.000 Well, one of them had to not win.

01:48:12.000 It's weird that they all plank up against each other.

01:48:14.000 Isn't that nuts?

01:48:15.000 Yeah.

01:48:16.000 I don't like the Academy of...

01:48:18.000 Excuse me.

01:48:19.000 I don't like the Academy Awards.

01:48:21.000 Right.

01:48:21.000 No.

01:48:22.000 Me neither.

01:48:22.000 It doesn't make sense.

01:48:23.000 I don't like awards for art.

01:48:24.000 I think it distorts the whole thing.

01:48:27.000 I mean, on one hand, it gives the films a lot of recognition and it helps people do other cool projects and it helps more great movies get made.

01:48:39.000 And you get to showcase great actors and they get rewarded.

01:48:41.000 So people want to become a great actress.

01:48:43.000 They can get an award.

01:48:44.000 But at the end of the day, man, like the number one and the number one movie is like, why?

01:48:51.000 Why?

01:48:52.000 Yeah.

01:48:53.000 So just say what you love, why you loved it.

01:48:56.000 What's great about it is the way.

01:48:59.000 But unless we have a...

01:49:00.000 We're so competitive, we want a contest.

01:49:03.000 Totally.

01:49:04.000 And it doesn't make sense, because it's like, oh, Forrest Gump's an Academy Award winning movie, and Pulp Fiction, and Shawshank Redemption are not.

01:49:12.000 Only because they coincidentally came out in the same year.

01:49:16.000 Crazy.

01:49:17.000 If it went 92, 93, 94, they would all be winners, without a doubt.

01:49:23.000 Maybe.

01:49:23.000 There's a lot of bangers in the early 90s.

01:49:26.000 Yeah, that's true.

01:49:27.000 You can get away with a lot more.

01:49:27.000 92 at Goodfellas, too.

01:49:28.000 Mm-hmm.

01:49:30.000 They could get away with a lot more back then.

01:49:31.000 They could do more stuff. 0.99

01:49:33.000 Well, I mean, they were fucking creative. 0.98

01:49:35.000 They weren't scared. 0.99

01:49:36.000 Yeah.

01:49:36.000 The network notes kill things nowadays.

01:49:38.000 Well, it's not just the network notes.

01:49:40.000 It's like all the executives and all the people behind the scenes, they're all, like, captured by this ideology.

01:49:46.000 And they're real careful about how they do things and what they do.

01:49:51.000 It's like they get really scared. 0.96

01:49:53.000 The executives fuck it up. 0.99

01:49:55.000 I have a... 0.98

01:49:57.000 Someone that told me that Many Saints of Newark from David Chase was supposed to be quite different.

01:50:05.000 I'm sure. 0.94

01:50:07.000 And it came from the top and notes for David Chase, who is a monster.

01:50:14.000 I mean, I still, I probably brought this up here before, but I still, to this day, and I laughed about it to myself just a couple nights ago, there I am, glancing through. 0.91

01:50:24.000 I blasted through the new season of The Jinx, which is fucking unbelievable, on HBO. One of my favorite murder documentaries ever, the crazy-ass Robert Durst. 0.91

01:50:33.000 And then there I am, just, yep, nothing. 0.59

01:50:36.000 Here we go.

01:50:37.000 Rewatching The Sopranos for the 5,000th time. 0.99

01:50:40.000 And it's every fucking time better than the last. 0.99

01:50:44.000 It's unbelievable. 0.99

01:50:45.000 There's so many things that I still am like, oh my god, I never noticed that.

01:50:51.000 Well, it's also one of those shows that, you know, so many things happened, you can go back and watch it again.

01:50:58.000 And the acting's absolutely insane.

01:51:00.000 Gandolfini in his prime.

01:51:01.000 Lane Bracco in her prime.

01:51:03.000 Edie Falco steals it somehow. 0.98

01:51:05.000 The mom steals it.

01:51:07.000 There's times where she can...

01:51:09.000 Wait, Edie Falco's not the mom.

01:51:10.000 She's Soprano's wife. 1.00

01:51:13.000 Yeah, that's what I meant.

01:51:15.000 I'm talking about the kid's mom.

01:51:16.000 Remember when the mom died and they replaced her with CGI and it looked really fake?

01:51:19.000 Yeah, that part's crazy.

01:51:21.000 That's the episode that I watched the other night.

01:51:23.000 I was just coincidentally on...

01:51:24.000 They should have never did that.

01:51:25.000 Season 3, episode 1 or 2, I think.

01:51:27.000 They should redo that like they redid Star Wars.

01:51:29.000 Yeah.

01:51:30.000 You know?

01:51:31.000 You know how they redid Yoda?

01:51:32.000 They made Yoda CGI? Yeah.

01:51:34.000 Which they fucked it up. 0.95

01:51:35.000 But they should do that with the mom. 0.96

01:51:37.000 It wasn't that bad.

01:51:39.000 It was bad.

01:51:40.000 Look, it's not that terrible.

01:51:42.000 It looks so fake.

01:51:43.000 It just looks fake compared to them.

01:51:48.000 There was something about her head moved weird.

01:51:51.000 It's coming up.

01:51:52.000 There's a part where she reacts.

01:51:53.000 That part.

01:51:55.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:51:57.000 Fucking nothing. 1.00

01:51:57.000 Now look here. 1.00

01:51:59.000 I don't like that kind of talk.

01:52:02.000 Look, her head's not moving. 0.96

01:52:04.000 Yeah, that's what it is.

01:52:05.000 Our head's frozen.

01:52:06.000 It didn't look as fake as I remembered.

01:52:08.000 Right.

01:52:09.000 Was it like a deep fake back then?

01:52:10.000 That was as good as it gets.

01:52:11.000 That probably cost a million dollars to do.

01:52:13.000 Yeah.

01:52:13.000 Who knows what that cost?

01:52:14.000 Yeah.

01:52:15.000 But why did they do that?

01:52:16.000 Why didn't they just have her, we found out she's dead?

01:52:18.000 Why don't they just get a phone call?

01:52:20.000 Because they had to put one last bit of closure on it right there.

01:52:23.000 They find out that she never filled out the books that Carmella, his wife, got her for the kids because she felt guilty.

01:52:33.000 Or she felt like, no one will read my book.

01:52:35.000 So it's one last her unloading her guilt.

01:52:38.000 She dies that episode.

01:52:39.000 She dies right after that.

01:52:41.000 He goes out, smokes a cigar by the pool, comes in.

01:52:44.000 The kids and his wife are there.

01:52:46.000 And he's like, what's going on?

01:52:48.000 Your mom passed away.

01:52:50.000 And so then...

01:52:52.000 Oh, God.

01:52:52.000 I mean, it's just crazy how...

01:52:55.000 I mean, this series changed everything.

01:52:59.000 It still doesn't get the...

01:53:00.000 Changed TV. Totally changed TV. Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Fargo, all these great series that came after it would not have happened if it wasn't for David Chase and The Sopranos.

01:53:10.000 I agree.

01:53:11.000 Yeah.

01:53:11.000 It changed what was possible because it became an enormous movie.

01:53:16.000 Instead of it being a show where they wrap up the story each week, everything ties into the next episode.

01:53:23.000 You're glued to your seat.

01:53:26.000 You can't wait for Sunday, like whenever it was.

01:53:29.000 Yeah.

01:53:29.000 Was it Sunday?

01:53:30.000 Yeah.

01:53:30.000 You're like, when is Sunday coming around?

01:53:32.000 Oh my God.

01:53:33.000 I mean, it was the first show that people were just absolutely riveted and addicted to.

01:53:39.000 And it was about a guy who was a murderer.

01:53:41.000 And somehow or another, you're rooting for the murderer.

01:53:43.000 Yep.

01:53:44.000 He was mean.

01:53:45.000 Yeah.

01:53:45.000 He killed his friend.

01:53:47.000 Like, there's a lot of crazy shit, and he's still the good guy. 1.00

01:53:50.000 Kills his own cousins. 1.00

01:53:52.000 Yeah.

01:53:52.000 Two of the main characters, Steve Buscemi and Michael Imperioli.

01:53:56.000 Yeah.

01:53:57.000 Spoiler alert.

01:53:58.000 Well, I mean, yeah.

01:54:00.000 The Christopher Moltisanti murder was the craziest one.

01:54:03.000 Mm-hmm.

01:54:03.000 Because the way he did it was just like, jeez.

01:54:06.000 Yeah.

01:54:06.000 It's so ruthless.

01:54:09.000 But, it kind of also made sense. 0.97

01:54:12.000 I mean, from his perspective, if he would have let him keep going, he could have killed his own kid.

01:54:17.000 That's the part, because he glances back and he sees the branch in the baby seat.

01:54:22.000 And he knows that Christopher, he admits to him right then, I'm on drugs, I'm on a pop, you need to say you're driving.

01:54:28.000 Yeah.

01:54:29.000 Which is their ongoing thing for seasons, is you gotta get off the drugs.

01:54:33.000 Yeah.

01:54:34.000 And so, I mean, shocking as all hell for us viewers at the time.

01:54:41.000 Yeah.

01:54:41.000 Crazy.

01:54:42.000 Yeah.

01:54:42.000 You know the other one of those?

01:54:43.000 Was it Pauly that killed his girlfriend?

01:54:46.000 Who killed his girlfriend?

01:54:48.000 Remember in the end when they went chasing after him in the woods? 1.00

01:54:51.000 You fucking cunt. 1.00

01:54:52.000 And he's like, he's gonna kill her with a gun. 1.00

01:54:54.000 And she realizes he's gonna kill her. 1.00

01:54:56.000 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.51

01:54:56.000 And she runs. 0.51

01:54:56.000 Yeah. 0.51

01:54:57.000 And he murders her.

01:54:58.000 That was Silvio.

01:54:59.000 Silvio, that's right.

01:55:00.000 Who plays guitar for Bruce Springsteen's band.

01:55:03.000 But yeah, she never saw it coming.

01:55:06.000 That was so creepy.

01:55:07.000 Yeah, that's creepy.

01:55:08.000 That was so creepy.

01:55:08.000 Because that's real, like, insider.

01:55:11.000 You've known that lady your whole life. 0.98

01:55:12.000 Yep.

01:55:13.000 You've known that lady your whole life. 1.00

01:55:14.000 Now you're chasing her with a pistol, calling her a cunt. 1.00

01:55:16.000 Yep. 1.00

01:55:17.000 And you're gonna kill her. 1.00

01:55:17.000 And she realizes you're gonna kill her and she's screaming. 1.00

01:55:20.000 In that world, if you talk to the government...

01:55:24.000 Especially back then.

01:55:25.000 It's cold.

01:55:27.000 It's just as cold as ice.

01:55:29.000 It's the one thing you can't do.

01:55:32.000 So all their friendship... 1.00

01:55:34.000 What a fucking show. 1.00

01:55:36.000 It's incredible. 1.00

01:55:37.000 And every fucking episode is better than literally almost anything else out there. 0.99

01:55:42.000 That's the crazy part. 0.99

01:55:44.000 I can't stop re-watching it. 0.99

01:55:47.000 It's just the funniest ongoing game on my fucking... 0.99

01:55:50.000 My bedroom television thinks I'm a psycho. 0.99

01:55:57.000 Well, it's one of those shows that, like, then we realize what's possible.

01:56:01.000 So it raises the bar for everybody else.

01:56:03.000 And then, you know, Game of Thrones is like the next one.

01:56:07.000 It was another one where you're like... 0.98

01:56:08.000 And then that one was even crazier because you got fucking dragons and insane special effects and... 0.87

01:56:13.000 The CGI had kind of caught up with everything, especially with the new one, the new Game of Thrones. 0.96

01:56:19.000 The CGI is off the charts, but how long does that take to make?

01:56:22.000 The new one was over a year ago.

01:56:27.000 When is the next season of, what is it called, the new one called?

01:56:32.000 House of Dragons?

01:56:33.000 Yeah.

01:56:33.000 When is the new House of Dragons come out?

01:56:36.000 Two weeks.

01:56:37.000 Two weeks? 1.00

01:56:43.000 Holy shit, dude. 1.00

01:56:44.000 That's perfect. 1.00

01:56:45.000 Let's go.

01:56:45.000 Because I'm wrapping up The Gentleman.

01:56:47.000 I only have one more episode of The Gentleman.

01:56:48.000 What's The Gentleman?

01:56:49.000 Oh, you don't know.

01:56:52.000 It's the new Guy Ritchie series on Netflix.

01:56:55.000 It's the same...

01:56:57.000 Did you ever see the movie The Gentleman?

01:56:59.000 No. 0.98

01:57:00.000 The movie is fucking awesome. 0.99

01:57:02.000 The movie is like Matthew McConaughey, and it's about weed dealers. 0.99

01:57:06.000 And it's like this organized crime weed movie.

01:57:12.000 And this just follows that. 0.99

01:57:14.000 It just is a different branch of that world, but it's fucking amazing. 0.93

01:57:19.000 It's such a good show. 0.85

01:57:21.000 I tried that Samurai one you recommended, but there was a Kill Bill moment, a ripoff of Kill Bill, and I just couldn't.

01:57:28.000 What was the ripoff?

01:57:29.000 There's a part where they're doing the walkout, and it's like frame for frame, a ripoff of Lucy Liu's walkout when she's arriving to that place.

01:57:38.000 I just hate...

01:57:40.000 It just drives me crazy how many people and how many things...

01:57:44.000 Our derivative.

01:57:45.000 Take from...

01:57:47.000 Yeah, but Tarantino did that a lot, you know?

01:57:49.000 Well, yeah.

01:57:50.000 That was part of...

01:57:51.000 But it was an homage.

01:57:52.000 It's an homage to these films.

01:57:53.000 Exactly.

01:57:54.000 Wasn't Reservoir Dogs like an homage to another Chinese film?

01:57:58.000 Yeah.

01:57:59.000 Yeah, I can't remember the name of it, but yeah.

01:58:01.000 A lot of his things are, but when they do it to him, it's just different.

01:58:06.000 That's funny.

01:58:07.000 Yeah.

01:58:07.000 That's funny.

01:58:08.000 It's interesting to do that in a historical novel turned into a show, like Shogun.

01:58:14.000 I didn't notice it, but I love the show.

01:58:16.000 The show's incredible.

01:58:18.000 The show's really well done.

01:58:19.000 Shogun's really well done. 0.99

01:58:20.000 It's fucking riveting. 0.98

01:58:22.000 I love it. 0.97

01:58:22.000 A lot of people told me that past episode one is when it gets cooking. 0.97

01:58:26.000 I just couldn't.

01:58:26.000 I don't know.

01:58:27.000 It's very good, dude.

01:58:28.000 If you give it a shot, it's very good.

01:58:30.000 But if I was going to recommend some, I'd say The Gentleman.

01:58:33.000 Watch that.

01:58:33.000 The show is so crazy.

01:58:36.000 It's so crazy. 1.00

01:58:37.000 So much wild shit happens. 1.00

01:58:38.000 It's just like, Jesus. 1.00

01:58:40.000 Yeah.

01:58:42.000 And I think they're going to do a season two.

01:58:45.000 You never caught up with the jinx, huh? 1.00

01:58:48.000 No.

01:58:48.000 Never caught up with it.

01:58:49.000 You never watched season one?

01:58:50.000 Nope.

01:58:51.000 I knew what happened.

01:58:53.000 I remember the story.

01:58:55.000 You know, it's one of those things like I've never watched The Wire.

01:58:57.000 It just got away from me.

01:58:58.000 Me neither.

01:58:59.000 Totally.

01:58:59.000 The Wire is awesome.

01:59:01.000 Everybody talks about it.

01:59:02.000 Bourdain was always raving about it.

01:59:04.000 Jamie loved it.

01:59:05.000 I never watched it.

01:59:06.000 I can't hear you guys talk about Sopranos without screaming it in my head.

01:59:09.000 I'm like, you guys haven't seen this, though.

01:59:11.000 Is The Wire better?

01:59:12.000 I can't say it's better.

01:59:13.000 I wouldn't say it's better. 1.00

01:59:14.000 Say it, bitch. 1.00

01:59:15.000 This is the Academy Awards. 1.00

01:59:16.000 Somebody gets the Oscar.

01:59:17.000 Who gets it?

01:59:18.000 It came after, so like... 0.99

01:59:19.000 Who gets the fucking awards? 0.99

01:59:21.000 Stop trying to, like, dodge the question. 1.00

01:59:23.000 I would argue The Sopranos did, but I don't like it.

01:59:25.000 I don't personally like it better.

01:59:27.000 Oh, really?

01:59:27.000 Why do you think...

01:59:29.000 I don't know.

01:59:29.000 I don't like Breaking Bad either.

01:59:31.000 I really didn't get into it.

01:59:32.000 What?

01:59:32.000 Really?

01:59:33.000 I watched it after The Wire, so I started to watch it. 1.00

01:59:35.000 I'm like, fuck. 0.99

01:59:36.000 It's limited by not being a level of real, because they're censoring themselves a little bit. 0.99

01:59:42.000 It just felt...

01:59:42.000 I couldn't get into it.

01:59:45.000 The Wire is so hyper-realistic, is the word you use, so much when it's talked about.

01:59:50.000 It's really cool to watch.

01:59:52.000 Alright, I'm going to get into it this summer.

01:59:54.000 I'm going to start washing the water this summer.

01:59:56.000 I'm all filled up until the summer.

01:59:58.000 I can only watch things a couple nights a week.

02:00:02.000 I don't have that kind of time.

02:00:03.000 Yeah, same.

02:00:03.000 Same.

02:00:04.000 That's why I like the Sopranos. 0.65

02:00:05.000 It's like background noise, and if I'm paying attention, I'm laughing or enthralled.

02:00:09.000 I have to, like today, if I don't do a certain amount of work, I feel lazy.

02:00:18.000 It's not a good feeling.

02:00:19.000 And if I'm just watching too much TV, I feel like I could have gotten so much done.

02:00:23.000 Totally.

02:00:24.000 And I could have gotten a bunch of my little...

02:00:26.000 I could enjoy shows if I've done what I need to do.

02:00:31.000 But if I didn't work out that day, I'm not watching TV. I'm gonna feel like a piece of shit. 1.00

02:00:36.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:00:36.000 You know, unless it's my off day. 1.00

02:00:38.000 Yeah, same.

02:00:39.000 I don't let myself...

02:00:40.000 Like, I don't have a video game console and I don't play games on my phone.

02:00:43.000 So when I got back from LA to treat myself, even though I don't even play chess, I downloaded a chess app because my Instagram showed me a finishing chess move.

02:00:54.000 Dude, you don't know how to play chess?

02:00:55.000 Well, I do now.

02:00:56.000 Okay, because I don't know how to play chess either.

02:00:58.000 I was saying, maybe we could play chess.

02:01:00.000 Well, it's only been a couple weeks and I'm obsessed.

02:01:03.000 It cut to me last night in bed at 4.30am on my phone playing people around the world in chess.

02:01:11.000 And it's crazy.

02:01:12.000 I love it.

02:01:14.000 Chess is a fun game, obviously.

02:01:16.000 Yeah. 0.77

02:01:17.000 It's just, to me, it's one of those time sucks that I'm scared of. 0.92

02:01:20.000 Totally. 0.95

02:01:21.000 Exactly.

02:01:21.000 Just like video games, just like golf.

02:01:25.000 You obviously know I have a giant pool problem.

02:01:27.000 Pool is a problem.

02:01:29.000 I played pool with my friend Tommy in New Jersey on Friday night till 5 in the morning.

02:01:33.000 The day of the UFC. Went to the hotel room.

02:01:37.000 I slept till 3 p.m.

02:01:39.000 Got up, showered, got some food, made it to the arena.

02:01:43.000 Golf's a different kind of...

02:01:44.000 Time waster, though.

02:01:46.000 It is a little bit of exercise.

02:01:48.000 The air, the nature, the oxygen of being around the trees and the fresh grass and everything, it hits different.

02:01:55.000 Being by yourself, too.

02:01:56.000 It gives you a jolt of energy.

02:01:58.000 It gives you a crazy amount of energy.

02:02:00.000 I totally see it, man.

02:02:01.000 Yeah.

02:02:01.000 I get it.

02:02:02.000 It'd probably be super beneficial for me to pick up golf.

02:02:05.000 Yeah.

02:02:05.000 Like, I'd probably enjoy it.

02:02:06.000 Tons of vitamin D. But I can't.

02:02:09.000 Right.

02:02:10.000 I'm too busy and I have too many things that I really love.

02:02:14.000 Like, I already love archery.

02:02:16.000 I have to practice.

02:02:17.000 If I don't practice, I don't shoot good.

02:02:19.000 If I don't shoot good, that's not good.

02:02:23.000 It's like pool.

02:02:24.000 You have to stay in stroke.

02:02:25.000 With archery, you have to stay focused.

02:02:27.000 You have to stay in tune.

02:02:28.000 I don't know what the word they would use for.

02:02:30.000 Just being on.

02:02:32.000 When you know where that arrow's going. 0.99

02:02:34.000 Just fucking know. 0.99

02:02:35.000 You know? 0.98

02:02:36.000 And it's all at different distances.

02:02:38.000 Like, any day of the week, you could wake me up at 4 o'clock in the morning, I could hit a bullseye at 20 yards.

02:02:42.000 But 20 yards is not that, most of the time.

02:02:44.000 I'll hit in the 9 or 10, right?

02:02:46.000 But most of the time, like, when you're shooting, you're not going to shoot at 20 yards.

02:02:50.000 You have to shoot at, like, 40 or 60 or so.

02:02:52.000 So I practice at, like, 74. I practice at 85 sometimes.

02:02:56.000 That's a long distance.

02:02:59.000 It really requires a fine tuning of your feel of the bow.

02:03:04.000 As you're drawing back and you're centering your pin, there's this zen state where all you can think about is the movement of the arrow.

02:03:15.000 All you can think about is the correct technique.

02:03:17.000 All you can think about is how you want that arrow to just sink.

02:03:21.000 Right into that target.

02:03:23.000 Perfectly.

02:03:24.000 The perfect time to release right when the pin is settled over the spot where you want to hit and the arrow just goes.

02:03:32.000 And you watch it.

02:03:34.000 And it's magical.

02:03:36.000 It's like it cleans your mind. 0.97

02:03:38.000 It's like it hoses off all of life's bullshit because it requires everything of you in that one moment. 0.98

02:03:48.000 And I think if you can find anything like that, whatever the fuck it is, whether it's yoga or whatever it is, golf, you find a thing where when you're doing it, it requires all of your concentration. 0.99

02:03:59.000 I think that's like a good flush out of the system. 0.99

02:04:03.000 And I think people who don't have that have a lot of fucking anxiety. 0.99

02:04:06.000 And I think your brain never gets cleaned out. 0.98

02:04:11.000 You need a thing that's almost like a...

02:04:14.000 You know, people do it through meditation.

02:04:15.000 They do it through a lot of different ways, but it's like there's a way you're focusing only on one thing that's like super beneficial for some reason.

02:04:23.000 Yeah.

02:04:24.000 No doubt about it. 0.99

02:04:25.000 I went and had to do the hot yoga fucking spaghetti and wagyu meatballs flush the other day. 0.99

02:04:33.000 Did yoga after you had it? 0.99

02:04:35.000 Well, not right after.

02:04:36.000 No, but the next day.

02:04:37.000 The next day I had hot yoga after eating the spaghetti the night before, yeah.

02:04:42.000 I ate so much with Joey Friday night, I had to force myself to eat Saturday before the fights.

02:04:46.000 Yeah.

02:04:47.000 I was like, I don't want to eat anything. 0.99

02:04:49.000 I took a shit that would, it would astonish people. 0.99

02:04:56.000 It would astonish you that that was all in your body. 1.00

02:04:59.000 Like, that was all in that?

02:05:00.000 It was astonishing.

02:05:01.000 The volume.

02:05:02.000 It's like, where did it go?

02:05:03.000 Where was that?

02:05:04.000 How did all that come out of me?

02:05:06.000 But then I thought about how much I ate.

02:05:07.000 I ate an enormous amount of food.

02:05:09.000 They just kept bringing us food, too.

02:05:11.000 They were like, the chef sent this over.

02:05:13.000 Oh my god.

02:05:14.000 The best.

02:05:16.000 Real Italian food.

02:05:17.000 Priceless. 0.99

02:05:18.000 Boy, does it fucking hamper your motor skills. 0.99

02:05:21.000 It hampers everything afterwards. 1.00

02:05:22.000 I played pool like shit for the first hour and a half. 0.99

02:05:25.000 I just couldn't get going. 0.99

02:05:27.000 It was just like...

02:05:28.000 My stomach literally hurt from being stretched out.

02:05:34.000 It was like...

02:05:35.000 It was hurting.

02:05:37.000 My God.

02:05:38.000 I'll do it again.

02:05:39.000 Yeah.

02:05:39.000 I'll do it again tomorrow.

02:05:41.000 I think once a month, that's not bad.

02:05:44.000 Right.

02:05:44.000 If you enjoy yourself once a month, have a glass of wine, have some spaghetti.

02:05:49.000 The next day I had linguine with clams, too.

02:05:51.000 Oof. 1.00

02:05:52.000 Damn. 1.00

02:05:53.000 So good. 1.00

02:05:54.000 Yeah.

02:05:54.000 Not good for you.

02:05:55.000 One of my favorite things.

02:05:56.000 Not good for you. 1.00

02:05:58.000 But damn. 0.99

02:05:59.000 But there's a lot of things in life like that. 0.99

02:06:01.000 Like I think if you just live your whole life only eating super healthy and never doing anything like, okay.

02:06:08.000 But you definitely missed out on some stuff.

02:06:11.000 Like, you missed out on some amazing meals.

02:06:13.000 Like, you're not gonna get all those flavors all tied together in something that is not gonna give you a little autoimmune flare-up.

02:06:22.000 Yeah.

02:06:23.000 It's like, I think it's a thing that you experience.

02:06:28.000 And you pay a cost.

02:06:31.000 The cost for experiencing a delicious pasta meal is you go into a coma.

02:06:36.000 Right.

02:06:37.000 That's the cost.

02:06:38.000 Yeah.

02:06:38.000 I was thinking about this when Tom Brady came out for the roast because we're there at the front table and he comes out and he was just so much taller and more present than I thought he would be.

02:06:50.000 You know what I mean?

02:06:50.000 He's a quarterback.

02:06:51.000 One of the grace of all time.

02:06:52.000 Giant opposing force of presence.

02:06:55.000 He was laughing at the jokes.

02:06:57.000 He wasn't caught daydreaming or staring at the teleprompter. 1.00

02:07:00.000 What did he say to you when you said about his shoes, like, nice shoes, bitch. 1.00

02:07:03.000 uh he goes i'll shove this up your ass right now and i was stumped dude there was a hard two seconds where i had to reset and be like oh my god do i acknowledge that was that mike did they did they hear that i did not hear it right well i just found out that when they did they they did an edit pass through on it and i haven't seen it yet But I guess they turned up his volume on that, 0.98

02:07:29.000 so now you can hear it, which I actually am looking forward to seeing for the first time. 0.97

02:07:34.000 They just did a final pass-through edit like last week, they told me.

02:07:38.000 What did he say to Jeff Ross when Jeff Ross made a joke about Robert Kraft getting a handjob? 1.00

02:07:42.000 He said, don't do that shit again. 1.00

02:07:44.000 But I think he was kidding. 1.00

02:07:47.000 I don't know, because I think that was part of the rules, wasn't it?

02:07:49.000 Nah, there wasn't really rules.

02:07:52.000 I thought you were not supposed to talk about that one.

02:07:55.000 I was never told that.

02:07:59.000 Interesting.

02:08:02.000 Maybe because they knew you weren't doing it?

02:08:05.000 Have they seen your set?

02:08:08.000 Not exactly, no.

02:08:10.000 They hadn't seen the meat and potatoes of it.

02:08:13.000 I showed them some cutesy parts.

02:08:15.000 Did you hide?

02:08:15.000 Oh yeah.

02:08:17.000 You have to hide it from them.

02:08:18.000 You have to hide it from them.

02:08:20.000 For their own good.

02:08:22.000 For their own good.

02:08:22.000 Right.

02:08:23.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:08:23.000 Shut up. 1.00

02:08:24.000 Exactly. 1.00

02:08:25.000 Yeah.

02:08:26.000 Everyone wins.

02:08:27.000 Yeah.

02:08:28.000 Exactly.

02:08:28.000 You guys had the, literally, if ever the joke was like soft and easy, you wouldn't have got 55 million people watching it.

02:08:35.000 Right.

02:08:35.000 People were watching because they were telling people, like, you gotta see this.

02:08:38.000 This is insane.

02:08:40.000 Yeah.

02:08:41.000 And Nikki did so good. 1.00

02:08:42.000 Her set was so tight that it really got the thing kick-started. 0.82

02:08:46.000 Jeff going first, her second, and then the momentum was built.

02:08:50.000 Drew Bledsoe did great.

02:08:52.000 Everybody was really, really good. 0.75

02:08:54.000 It was kind of fucking awesome to be there around a bunch of... 0.98

02:08:59.000 Because those football players are so goddamn competitive that they were all really working hard. 0.97

02:09:05.000 So even though you're expecting it to be like, duh, Tom was good at throwing a football, they all wanted to be the best. 0.93

02:09:13.000 And people were riding for them.

02:09:14.000 Yeah.

02:09:15.000 So who was riding for those guys?

02:09:16.000 There was a whole amazing team led by the guys that have written all the roasts.

02:09:22.000 Mike Ferrucci and Ray James and a bunch of guys that literally specialize.

02:09:27.000 They wait all year waiting for another roast.

02:09:31.000 Like monsters that literally are like...

02:09:39.000 Yeah.

02:09:40.000 Yeah.

02:09:43.000 Yeah.

02:09:53.000 And, you know, they write a loose script, they send it to the person, the person reviews it and says what they do want, what they don't want.

02:10:02.000 And sometimes, you know, what you definitely don't want is someone to go, I don't want to hit this, I don't want to hit that, I don't want to go too hard on this.

02:10:09.000 The fearless people, a perfect example of this is Martha Stewart at the Justin Bieber roast. 0.95

02:10:16.000 She goes, I'll fucking say anything. 1.00

02:10:19.000 I want to kill. 1.00

02:10:20.000 I want to destroy on this roast. 0.99

02:10:24.000 And me and Mike Ferrucci are like, okay.

02:10:27.000 That's pretty amazing.

02:10:28.000 Yeah.

02:10:29.000 That's pretty amazing.

02:10:30.000 Martha Stewart saying that to you.

02:10:31.000 Well, yeah.

02:10:32.000 Well, everybody realized how cool she was when she did that show with Snoop Dogg.

02:10:35.000 Yeah.

02:10:36.000 Because that was like, what a weird, odd couple that worked out.

02:10:39.000 Well, that was all born out of that roast.

02:10:41.000 Why'd they stop doing that show?

02:10:43.000 I don't know.

02:10:44.000 That was a good show.

02:10:45.000 Yeah, I'm not sure.

02:10:46.000 People loved Martha after she got out of prison, too.

02:10:49.000 Gangster. 0.97

02:10:50.000 She's a gangster, dude. 1.00

02:10:51.000 Bro, they put her away for nonsense. 1.00

02:10:54.000 They put her away for some stupid insider trading where she didn't even make any money. 1.00

02:10:59.000 They put her away for what Nancy Pelosi does every single day. 1.00

02:11:02.000 But what she does is legal.

02:11:04.000 The Nancy Pelosi thing is legal.

02:11:05.000 Have you heard about what's going on with the GameStop guy?

02:11:08.000 Roaring Kitty is his name.

02:11:09.000 Okay, I have.

02:11:11.000 So please tell me because I'm trying to figure out what's going on because there's so much...

02:11:15.000 I see so many tweets and posts about it online and I'm cursory aware.

02:11:21.000 So I don't, I mean, I've been busy doing work stuff, but from what I've seen is that like he's making more, he came back out like online, posted something like a week or two ago about GameStop.

02:11:32.000 It shot the stock up again like it did previously during the pandemic, which is like created a whole movie.

02:11:37.000 So who is this dude?

02:11:38.000 His name's Keith Gill.

02:11:39.000 His online name is Roaring Kitty, like on Reddit, I believe.

02:11:42.000 Roaring Kitty's an awesome name.

02:11:43.000 It's $53,000.

02:11:45.000 He came worth over $300 million.

02:11:47.000 Whoa.

02:11:48.000 Whoa.

02:11:48.000 Yeah.

02:11:49.000 So he's worth $300 million from this GameStop stuff?

02:11:53.000 Yeah, on paper, though.

02:11:54.000 It's like if he takes...

02:11:55.000 That's part of it.

02:11:57.000 So if he takes the stock out, then the stock crashes.

02:12:00.000 So he can't sell it?

02:12:01.000 That's becoming the new talk of what I've seen over the last 24 hours is that he recently, I think over the last day, posted what his holdings are in GameStop.

02:12:12.000 And that has created some discussions, which is why I brought it up.

02:12:16.000 Because people are bringing up Nancy Pelosi a lot.

02:12:19.000 What he's doing is out in the open.

02:12:21.000 It's very public.

02:12:22.000 I don't even think he's specifically telling anyone to do anything.

02:12:24.000 He's just showing what he's doing.

02:12:26.000 And they're talking about limiting him or taking him off these apps.

02:12:30.000 I don't know if he's going to get fined in some way or another.

02:12:33.000 That doesn't make sense, but these are the discussions that are happening right now.

02:12:37.000 Well, it seems like he's doing something that they've all done.

02:12:41.000 That's what it seems like.

02:12:43.000 I mean, if someone goes on MSNBC and gives a bunch of opinions about certain stocks that will perform or won't perform, and they're an expert, and if they're invested in those things,

02:12:58.000 and if they then change the way people interact with the stock market, more people start investing in these things, is that okay?

02:13:07.000 Is that legal?

02:13:08.000 How does that work?

02:13:10.000 What's his name?

02:13:11.000 Jim Kramer?

02:13:12.000 Yeah.

02:13:12.000 That guy goes and rants about a stock being like, you should buy this.

02:13:16.000 Does he do that?

02:13:17.000 I don't ever watch financial shows.

02:13:20.000 The joke online with him on Twitter is that do the opposite of what he says.

02:13:23.000 If he's very specific about this is a winner, 100% do the opposite.

02:13:27.000 Really?

02:13:28.000 In a week, the opposite happens.

02:13:30.000 Oh, is he terrible?

02:13:31.000 It's not that he's terrible.

02:13:32.000 It's just that this has continued to happen and people are like, why does the opposite always happen what he says?

02:13:37.000 I don't know that he's bad because he obviously has a show and people want to continue to talk to him.

02:13:42.000 Didn't Jon Stewart scold him once?

02:13:44.000 I think Jon Stewart had him on The Daily Show and gave him a scolding about something.

02:13:52.000 Is that true?

02:13:53.000 I don't know.

02:13:55.000 I think it was after the 2008 financial crisis or something.

02:14:01.000 Not sure.

02:14:03.000 I'm remembering something like that.

02:14:05.000 John Stewart's back, is he doing The Daily Show?

02:14:07.000 Does it like once a week.

02:14:08.000 There was a conflict with them, it says.

02:14:10.000 Yeah.

02:14:11.000 2009. Yeah, it was right after the financial crash, yeah.

02:14:16.000 Chicago Trade, something like that.

02:14:19.000 Oh.

02:14:21.000 In response to CNBC commentator Rick Centelli, who had recently said on the floor of the Chicago Board of Trade that homeowners facing foreclosure were losers.

02:14:30.000 Whoa.

02:14:31.000 Santelli had been said to appear on the show, but CNBC canceled Santelli's appearance.

02:14:37.000 Stewart, along with Daily Show executives, claimed the CNBC montage was not retaliatory and that they planned to show it before the cancellation was announced.

02:14:46.000 Subsequent media coverage exchanges between Kramer, who had been featured heavily in the original segment, and Stewart led to a highly anticipated face-to-face confrontation on Stewart's show.

02:14:55.000 The episode received a large amount of media hype and became the second most viewed episode of The Daily Show, trailing only the 2009 Inauguration Day episode.

02:15:04.000 It had 2.3 million total viewers.

02:15:07.000 The next day...

02:15:08.000 What does it say?

02:15:10.000 What was the exchange?

02:15:12.000 What was it about?

02:15:14.000 Oh, your money is safe in Bear Stearns, followed by a Daily Show segment that the Global Investment Bank went under six days later.

02:15:21.000 Wow.

02:15:21.000 If I'd only followed CNBC's advice, I'd have a million dollars today, Stewart said during the piece, provided I started with a hundred million dollars.

02:15:30.000 Whoa.

02:15:31.000 Yeah, see, I guess he's been wrong since back then.

02:15:34.000 So, is it because he doesn't know what he's talking about, or is it because the market is, like, really difficult to predict? 0.99

02:15:40.000 No, I bet he's part of a fucking... 0.99

02:15:42.000 I bet he's part of the machine. 1.00

02:15:44.000 I bet he gets...

02:15:45.000 You know, he's out there telling people what to invest in, and these other people...

02:15:52.000 There's got to be a massive conflict there.

02:15:55.000 Well, that's the conflict.

02:15:57.000 Like, imagine someone at Bear Stearns.

02:15:58.000 You know, it'd be nice if you went out there and said, your money's safe with Bear Stearns.

02:16:02.000 You think he'd do that for us, Jim?

02:16:04.000 I'm not saying that he did that.

02:16:05.000 Of course, that would be, like, probably illegal.

02:16:06.000 Right.

02:16:07.000 Wouldn't it be?

02:16:08.000 Yeah.

02:16:08.000 Of course.

02:16:10.000 I bet that guy meets in the park.

02:16:13.000 Yeah.

02:16:13.000 No phones.

02:16:14.000 Meet in the park.

02:16:15.000 Yeah.

02:16:15.000 Let's go for a walk.

02:16:16.000 Let's go for a walkabout.

02:16:18.000 Describe how we're going to make...

02:16:21.000 Make that money! 1.00

02:16:22.000 Because if you're a guy and you're tweeting about how much you love GameStop and about you're so bullish on GameStop that you've just invested $100,000 in GameStop and everybody reads that and they go, oh, I'm going to buy GameStop too.

02:16:35.000 And then your $100,000 in GameStop goes up in value.

02:16:39.000 Is that illegal?

02:16:41.000 But I don't think they prepared for this, this world.

02:16:44.000 Like, I think these nerds online with this whole GameStop thing, they've kind of flipped the tray over. 1.00

02:16:49.000 It's like, fuck your game. 1.00

02:16:51.000 Right. 1.00

02:16:51.000 We'll play it this way. 1.00

02:16:53.000 That's what happened during it.

02:16:54.000 I remember Robin Hood stopped people's ability to trade.

02:16:58.000 Wow. 1.00

02:16:58.000 And everyone was like, what the fuck? 1.00

02:16:59.000 How can you even do that? 0.99

02:17:01.000 Yeah, well, so is it because it's legal?

02:17:05.000 It's a legal manipulation that everyone didn't see coming?

02:17:10.000 I've read people talking about this since this happened.

02:17:13.000 Go pee, Tony Angelo.

02:17:17.000 You've heard people talk about it?

02:17:19.000 Yeah, since it happened.

02:17:20.000 And I've not heard a consensus good answer.

02:17:23.000 I don't know that they've gone digging through this in Congress or not yet, because they're talking about so much other stuff.

02:17:29.000 Right, but it's so weird that there's certain loopholes that don't get patched up really quick, especially a loophole in regards to the financial markets.

02:17:37.000 No one saw that you could take a stock that's not that valuable and make it super crazy valuable?

02:17:43.000 So something I saw was a speculation was saying he's got holdings, I think, on Morgan Stanley.

02:17:48.000 He's got call options, which I can barely even understand enough to explain to you.

02:17:54.000 But he's betting on the price of the stock to go up.

02:17:57.000 If he exercises those call options at a certain number, I think it was, he'd be worth more than I think Morgan Stanley is.

02:18:05.000 So could they even pay him?

02:18:06.000 Huh.

02:18:08.000 How bizarre.

02:18:09.000 The whole thing is so difficult to understand.

02:18:14.000 The whole stock market thing.

02:18:17.000 When Bernie Sanders was explaining how much you could make just from all these speculation trades that they do, you'd take a fraction of a penny from each trade, and it'd be worth a trillion dollars.

02:18:28.000 And I was like, what?

02:18:30.000 Yeah, I was talking to a banker asking them, they're like, you, as a normal person, I guess, that's not what she said, but like, as a normal consumer, you would probably hold a stock.

02:18:37.000 You'd buy a stock and you hold it forever until you decide to sell it one day.

02:18:41.000 They're buying and selling it 7 to 12 times a day based off of whatever.

02:18:45.000 And they're just making little margins here and there, and it's stacking up.

02:18:48.000 And they're doing it in such large numbers that, yeah.

02:18:50.000 And they're probably doing it with algorithms, right?

02:18:52.000 Aren't they?

02:18:53.000 Yeah, then there's like a show that on HBO, I think, Traders or something, you can watch young people who do this now.

02:18:59.000 They stare at a computer and they start making bets on like, wait, wait, five more seconds.

02:19:04.000 You make $30 million if you make $10 million.

02:19:06.000 If you had a podcast, not us, but someone else with a podcast, and they just start talking about a stock, and then that stock goes up, is that legal?

02:19:16.000 What are the laws?

02:19:17.000 It has to get really deep into the wording, the language you use.

02:19:20.000 If you're just talking about it, it's disgusting.

02:19:22.000 But if you're saying, like, buy it for these reasons, and I've done this, and these are the reasons why it will go up, that can probably get you in trouble.

02:19:28.000 What if you have information that a stock is going to crash, but you don't tell anybody?

02:19:34.000 So if you know that a stock is going to crash, you know that some information is going to be put out, and then you sell your stock, that's illegal, right?

02:19:43.000 That's insider trading.

02:19:44.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:19:44.000 Isn't that weird?

02:19:46.000 Because in any other realm in life, that is just being aware of the circumstances.

02:19:53.000 Like, oh, things are going, I have information, I should act on that information.

02:19:56.000 This is like, you can't act.

02:19:58.000 But I'm going to lose $400 million.

02:20:00.000 Well, it's either that or you go to jail.

02:20:02.000 What? 0.95

02:20:04.000 So I have to sit here, even though I know that something fucked up and it's gonna come public and there's gonna be something where a product fails and the stock's gonna crash. 0.96

02:20:16.000 I know the stock's gonna crash. 0.92

02:20:17.000 I'm gonna get out now.

02:20:19.000 I can't get out?

02:20:20.000 Because I know.

02:20:21.000 What? 0.98

02:20:23.000 The whole thing's fucking weird. 0.98

02:20:25.000 I don't know if it's the Italian in me or whatever, or parents that kept cash in shoeboxes in between the mattresses or whatever, but it's just all so fucking freaky to me. 0.94

02:20:38.000 I mean, if it was up to me, I would just have that.

02:20:41.000 I would have a safe with cash.

02:20:43.000 Well, it does make sense that you would make it so that you couldn't insider trade because then people would just manipulate things.

02:20:49.000 But I think that's exactly what people are saying is happening with, like, GameStop and a bunch of these other things.

02:20:55.000 You're manipulating things.

02:20:56.000 You might not be manipulating in the sense that you have information that's going to – you know, maybe the stock is going to take off and you buy a shitload of it and then – because you know a bill is going to be passed, which is okay if you're in Congress.

02:21:08.000 That's fine.

02:21:09.000 Well, you could actually be working on the bill.

02:21:11.000 That's fine.

02:21:12.000 And then you buy stock and you make hundreds of millions of dollars on a $170,000 a year salary.

02:21:17.000 That's fine.

02:21:18.000 But if you're Martha Stewart and you've got some information, I mean, how much did Martha Stewart make?

02:21:23.000 Like, what did she get off of that insider trading?

02:21:26.000 It was just a couple hundred thousand dollars maybe.

02:21:27.000 Let me double check.

02:21:28.000 Oh, so she made a little money. 1.00

02:21:31.000 For her.

02:21:33.000 That lady's rich. 1.00

02:21:34.000 Oh, yeah.

02:21:35.000 I mean, imagine doing something that's going to risk you being put in jail for a couple hundred grand.

02:21:43.000 They wanted to make an example out of her.

02:21:45.000 I know, but I don't understand it.

02:21:46.000 Like, why would you do that?

02:21:48.000 Like, what did she do that was so bad?

02:21:50.000 I honestly didn't even know about what the company was called.

02:21:52.000 That she...

02:21:53.000 M-Clone?

02:21:53.000 IM-Clone?

02:21:55.000 And what fucked up? 0.98

02:21:56.000 What did she do? 0.98

02:21:57.000 She knew it was gonna do well, or what?

02:22:03.000 More time to analyze the evidence, verdict...

02:22:06.000 Want to put the article up so we can look at it?

02:22:08.000 I'm digging through the information really quickly because it's like tying her information in with the full story and other people's stuff and saying what some people did and some didn't.

02:22:19.000 Indictment and artwork.

02:22:20.000 So that doesn't seem like it's her.

02:22:22.000 One of my favorite videos ever.

02:22:24.000 $45,000 in losses she avoided.

02:22:26.000 Oh, she avoided $45,000.

02:22:29.000 Wow.

02:22:30.000 She probably makes that in an hour. 1.00

02:22:33.000 Wow.

02:22:34.000 By selling when she did.

02:22:36.000 So, someone knew something?

02:22:39.000 Security fraud, obstruction of justice, and conspiracy.

02:22:43.000 So the guy was arrested, conspiring to commit insider trading.

02:22:48.000 He pleaded guilty to charges of securities fraud, bank fraud, obstruction of justice, and perjury.

02:22:53.000 He pleaded guilty to charges of conspiracy wire fraud.

02:22:57.000 Where did she come in?

02:23:00.000 She called him.

02:23:02.000 She called him.

02:23:03.000 She had a standing order with Bunkovic.

02:23:05.000 To sell her shares of Mclone fell below 60. She then resigned from her company after that.

02:23:12.000 Oh, wow.

02:23:12.000 Same day she was indicted.

02:23:14.000 Wow.

02:23:15.000 But remained on the company's board.

02:23:16.000 Interesting.

02:23:19.000 She said, I want you to know that I'm innocent.

02:23:21.000 I will fight to clear my name.

02:23:23.000 The government's attempt to criminalize these actions makes no sense to me.

02:23:26.000 I'm confident I'll be exonerated of these baseless charges.

02:23:29.000 Interesting.

02:23:31.000 She pissed somebody off. 0.99

02:23:34.000 Yeah.

02:23:35.000 Something happened.

02:23:35.000 Something.

02:23:36.000 It just doesn't make sense.

02:23:38.000 Yeah.

02:23:39.000 I guess maybe it's also to discourage people from doing that, like you'd get a high-profile celebrity.

02:23:44.000 Right.

02:23:46.000 But it's just weird that you can do it in Congress.

02:23:49.000 It's weird that there's some sort of manipulation of the market that's okay, that's legal.

02:23:57.000 Including propaganda, you know, I mean think about that like if you have propaganda on a news network that gets people to try Ozempic or something else that if they they're paying for that and that boosts up their profits like what's that?

02:24:10.000 What is that?

02:24:11.000 If that jacks your stock up that jacks your profits up like what is that?

02:24:16.000 And are you in trouble if you didn't tell the truth?

02:24:18.000 Like what if you knew something contrary to what you were telling people to say because you were sponsoring them and And you didn't tell them.

02:24:24.000 Like, you don't get in trouble for that?

02:24:27.000 What kind of weird system do we have?

02:24:29.000 Our system is so kooky.

02:24:31.000 It's just so kooky.

02:24:33.000 Yeah.

02:24:34.000 I mean, if I was an alien, I would be looking at us going, Jesus.

02:24:38.000 How long can they keep doing this?

02:24:41.000 Interesting.

02:24:41.000 I've got to make sure this is right.

02:24:42.000 So it sounds like she might have even gotten away with the insider trading, but she lied to an investigator?

02:24:47.000 Oh, really?

02:24:48.000 How so?

02:24:49.000 I'm trying to find out.

02:24:52.000 She told Ludacris on that roast, she goes, Ludacris, you have four kids from five different women. 1.00

02:24:58.000 May I recommend pulling out some time and finishing on some fine Martha Stewart brand linens?

02:25:04.000 She said that?

02:25:05.000 Did you write that for her?

02:25:06.000 Yeah.

02:25:07.000 Oh my god, that's amazing.

02:25:09.000 She found Martha Stewart guilty on four counts of obstructing justice and lying to investigators.

02:25:14.000 Interesting.

02:25:15.000 She went to jail for that, not for... 1.00

02:25:18.000 Interesting.

02:25:18.000 And that was because of the trading scandal, but...

02:25:21.000 Interesting.

02:25:22.000 She got off on that.

02:25:23.000 She was not guilty on trading.

02:25:26.000 Interesting.

02:25:27.000 Wow.

02:25:29.000 Somebody was mad.

02:25:31.000 But that's like a thing, you know?

02:25:33.000 Especially with tax evasion.

02:25:36.000 They do that with Lauryn Hill. 1.00

02:25:37.000 They put her in jail. 1.00

02:25:38.000 They put Wesley Snipes in jail.

02:25:40.000 Like, paying it off is not enough.

02:25:42.000 It's not like you owe us, give us the money, I'll give you the money.

02:25:45.000 You give them the money, and you're good.

02:25:46.000 Uh-uh.

02:25:47.000 You didn't pay the money, so now you go to jail.

02:25:50.000 Yeah.

02:25:50.000 And we have to put you in jail so that everybody pays the money.

02:25:53.000 Because that's how this system works. 1.00

02:25:55.000 You gotta pay your share, you fuck. 1.00

02:25:56.000 It's crazy that there's still people out there that are listening to people that are like, You know, taxes are unconstitutional, sir. 1.00

02:26:04.000 I can show you the papers the original Constitution was written on. 1.00

02:26:08.000 There's people that'll fucking talk you into some dumbass shit. 1.00

02:26:15.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00

02:26:16.000 And they wrote people in, man, and people started talking about it.

02:26:19.000 Like, oh, did you know that taxes, if you just fight it, they can't win because then they have to go to the Constitution. 0.98

02:26:24.000 As long as you bring up the Constitution, like, bitch, they're going to put you in jail. 1.00

02:26:27.000 Pay your fucking taxes. 1.00

02:26:28.000 Yep. 1.00

02:26:29.000 Pay your fucking taxes. 1.00

02:26:30.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:26:30.000 Regardless if you think it's fair, like, recognize your place in this system. 1.00

02:26:35.000 Oh, yeah.

02:26:36.000 The government, I mean, you just got to look at the infrastructure here.

02:26:40.000 Right?

02:26:41.000 I mean, it's kind of common sense.

02:26:42.000 Like, somebody's got to pay for that.

02:26:44.000 Yeah, you have to pay your taxes. 0.78

02:26:45.000 Regardless of how you like to see it spent, yeah, system sucks, but pay your taxes. 0.88

02:26:52.000 Right. 1.00

02:26:52.000 Pay your fucking taxes, bitch. 1.00

02:26:54.000 I've been waiting to bring this up, but I feel like this is a good time. 1.00

02:26:57.000 Have you seen the thing about the ages of the founding fathers on July 4th, 1776?

02:27:02.000 Let me guess.

02:27:03.000 They're in their 30s.

02:27:05.000 Some younger.

02:27:06.000 Really?

02:27:07.000 Yeah.

02:27:07.000 Like this is Alex Ohanian's tweet that went out around them.

02:27:11.000 James Monroe was 18. Aaron Burr, 20. Alexander Hamilton was 21 years old.

02:27:18.000 James Madison, 25. Thomas Jefferson, 33. John Adams, 40. Paul Revere, 41. George Washington was a ripe old 44. That is insane.

02:27:30.000 That's in 1776. That's insane.

02:27:32.000 There was an 18-year-old who was one of the founding fathers of this country. 1.00

02:27:36.000 Damn. 1.00

02:27:37.000 Probably already had kids. 1.00

02:27:38.000 Already killed a few people.

02:27:39.000 Yeah.

02:27:42.000 Wow!

02:27:43.000 Ben Franklin was the oldest around.

02:27:44.000 He's in the 70s then, I think.

02:27:46.000 This is so bizarre that we've gotten to the point where we only have archaic people that are deeply embedded in the system that are getting their crack at it.

02:27:56.000 It's crazy.

02:27:57.000 And anybody else who tries, whether it's Tulsi Gabbard or RFK Jr., anybody else who tries just gets pushed out. 1.00

02:28:05.000 Vivek, fuck off, pushed out. 0.99

02:28:09.000 We don't want anybody young and energetic with new ideas. 1.00

02:28:12.000 We want someone completely compromised until President AI takes over.

02:28:17.000 Yeah.

02:28:17.000 That's what I think is gonna happen.

02:28:19.000 It's freaky, man.

02:28:21.000 I think AI is gonna take over our government.

02:28:23.000 I really do.

02:28:26.000 What do you mean?

02:28:27.000 I think at the end of the second Trump administration, AI will have completely taken over.

02:28:34.000 In 2029, that's when they think it's going to achieve artificial general intelligence.

02:28:40.000 That's the presumed outcome date.

02:28:44.000 It's an estimate.

02:28:46.000 It could be earlier.

02:28:47.000 It could be like next week.

02:28:48.000 But one day, it's going to be like a thing, like a living...

02:28:56.000 Thinking, intelligent being that's just not made out of tissue.

02:28:59.000 It's not made out of cells and blood.

02:29:01.000 It's going to be made out of electronics.

02:29:03.000 You think those people in power would let that happen? 1.00

02:29:06.000 I think they're dumb. 0.99

02:29:07.000 And I think just like they let the internet happen. 1.00

02:29:10.000 They're going to let this happen too.

02:29:11.000 It's the same thing.

02:29:12.000 They didn't see the internet coming.

02:29:13.000 If they did, they would have pulled the plug on it a long time ago.

02:29:15.000 They would have pulled the plug on it in the 90s if they could.

02:29:19.000 It had gotten too out of control before they ever predicted what would happen.

02:29:24.000 See, people are really bad with foresight.

02:29:29.000 We just want to do a thing.

02:29:31.000 We're really bad at like thinking, okay, if I do this thing, this could be the negative consequences, so maybe I shouldn't do this thing.

02:29:39.000 Like the internet and the Amazon.

02:29:40.000 You know, all of a sudden these people are jacking off and playing video games and everybody's like, hey, you're lazy.

02:29:45.000 Yeah.

02:29:46.000 We got to go catch fish. 1.00

02:29:47.000 Fuck off. 1.00

02:29:49.000 And no one saw that coming. 1.00

02:29:51.000 They think, oh, this is going to be great.

02:29:52.000 You're going to get emergency services.

02:29:53.000 Oh, this is going to be great.

02:29:54.000 You're going to be able to know what's going on in the world.

02:29:57.000 No.

02:29:58.000 No, you're going to do what everybody else does.

02:29:59.000 You're going to whack off and watch YouTube videos and scroll through TikTok.

02:30:03.000 And people are just sitting there charging their phone on Amazon, scrolling through things while they're surrounded by it.

02:30:08.000 You know, birds and monkeys and jaguars.

02:30:11.000 This is what you're doing?

02:30:14.000 You're doing this now? 0.65

02:30:16.000 Sloths.

02:30:16.000 You know, there's life everywhere.

02:30:18.000 And you're just staring at a phone, flipping through things.

02:30:20.000 Probably watching videos of the Amazon.

02:30:22.000 Oh, I knew that place.

02:30:26.000 We don't think about what's going to happen.

02:30:29.000 We just think about what we're doing.

02:30:30.000 And I think when they released the internet, everybody was like, this is amazing.

02:30:34.000 I can send my mom an email.

02:30:37.000 Hello, mom.

02:30:39.000 This is my first email.

02:30:41.000 Remember AOL? It sounded like a whoop.

02:30:44.000 Wow.

02:30:45.000 Yeah.

02:30:45.000 You've got mail.

02:30:46.000 Oh, I got mail.

02:30:48.000 It was exciting.

02:30:49.000 We had no idea that it was going to overcome six hours of your day.

02:30:53.000 You're spending six hours a day staring at a device.

02:30:57.000 Yeah.

02:30:58.000 That's literally made by slaves. 0.52

02:31:02.000 Minerals are sourced by what's essentially slave labor and the poorest people in the world. 0.98

02:31:07.000 And we're using that to fuel this device that we're all staring at.

02:31:11.000 We didn't see that coming.

02:31:13.000 And we don't care anymore because when cell phones came, we were excited.

02:31:17.000 And then when smartphones came, we were elated.

02:31:20.000 This is amazing.

02:31:21.000 I remember everybody was like, I'm going to do my email on my phone.

02:31:24.000 And people had Blackberries.

02:31:26.000 I had a Blackberry.

02:31:27.000 That's crazy.

02:31:28.000 I got a little keyboard.

02:31:30.000 I could send out emails, bro.

02:31:32.000 I'm a serious person.

02:31:33.000 I have email on my phone.

02:31:35.000 I can send email on my phone.

02:31:36.000 And nobody thought that that was going to lead to TikTok.

02:31:39.000 Nobody thought that was going to lead to Instagram reels.

02:31:41.000 And people argue on Twitter all day long.

02:31:44.000 Nobody thought any of the crazy narcissism and the filters and the effect that it's going to have on people's self-worth, their opinion of themselves, the way they...

02:31:53.000 The way young kids are looking at the world and influencers.

02:31:57.000 Now there's a whole giant group of people that just be famous for famous?

02:32:02.000 Just to be famous.

02:32:03.000 There's no there.

02:32:04.000 There's nothing there.

02:32:05.000 And you're seeing them with cars and houses and they're renting cars and renting houses so they look like ballers and it's like... 0.99

02:32:14.000 The whole thing was unpredictable.

02:32:17.000 And I think the next stage of it is equally unpredictable and maybe way more so.

02:32:23.000 Because this thing is like feeding off of human intelligence, this craziness we're dealing with now.

02:32:29.000 It's like human reward systems are being hijacked, attention is being hijacked, dopamine is being hijacked.

02:32:36.000 All this is being hijacked, but this is just like human stuff.

02:32:40.000 When that thing becomes alive, it changes everything. 0.98

02:32:46.000 It changes every fucking thing about the way the earth is managed. 0.99

02:32:53.000 Resources, power, everything. 0.96

02:32:55.000 It's gonna be weird, man, and we don't know what it is.

02:32:59.000 It might be a fucking disaster, or it might be amazing. 0.92

02:33:04.000 It might, like, end war. 0.99

02:33:06.000 It might completely end all of the problems we have, like a disproportionate amount of resources available to some percentage of the population that keeps them enslaved.

02:33:16.000 That might end.

02:33:18.000 That might be balanced out by an ethical artificial general intelligence that just decides how to allocate resources and then takes over almost all jobs.

02:33:30.000 But it's just, how long does it tolerate us? 1.00

02:33:33.000 How long does it decide that these fucking flesh monkeys, these dumbasses with guns and planes and shit, all the dumb fucking shit we do, riding around on unicycles, fucking training monkeys, What are we doing? 1.00

02:33:50.000 What are we doing? 1.00

02:33:51.000 We're so crazy!

02:33:52.000 It might have no patience for it.

02:33:55.000 It might have no patience for it.

02:33:57.000 It might decide that consciousness needs to be interfaced by a superior thing and that the physical boundaries, the physical problems, the limitations of our biological bodies are too much and just might bail on us.

02:34:13.000 It might look at us as a threat to the it.

02:34:16.000 Yeah, we're a threat to the whole planet.

02:34:17.000 You know, it's like, did you ever see the Neanderthal theory?

02:34:21.000 There's a Neanderthal theory that it's very dismissed by real anthropologists, but it's a kooky one to consider, is that Neanderthals hunted people and ate people and that our view of them looking like us could have been wrong and they could have looked more like gorillas,

02:34:39.000 like gorilla people. 0.97

02:34:41.000 But they're super muscular, really fucking strong, much stronger than people, much more dense bones, and that they might have hunted us, and that we might have led them to extinction by fighting them, that we fought off the Neanderthals, but that we were their prey. 0.91

02:34:58.000 It's a crazy thought to consider, and I don't think it's true. 0.92

02:35:01.000 I think it's probably...

02:35:02.000 I'm sure Neanderthals kill people, and I'm sure people killed Neanderthals, but I don't think they looked like gorillas.

02:35:08.000 I think they think they had red hair, in fact.

02:35:11.000 Some of them.

02:35:11.000 Interesting.

02:35:12.000 Yeah, but you don't know what they looked like.

02:35:14.000 You only find bones.

02:35:15.000 There's no living Neanderthals around anymore. 0.99

02:35:22.000 If we did exterminate them, which it seems like we did, if we felt like they were a threat so we killed them off, why would we think that...

02:35:30.000 Super-intelligent aliens or whatever artificial life that we're creating, which is going to be way smarter than us compared to how smart we are compared to Neanderthals. 0.74

02:35:41.000 Neanderthals might have even been smart. 0.95

02:35:43.000 They had big brains.

02:35:44.000 We don't know.

02:35:45.000 We know they had tools.

02:35:46.000 We know they had a language. 0.98

02:35:47.000 We don't really know how fucking smart they were. 0.96

02:35:49.000 But they lived for like 500,000 years, dude. 0.97

02:35:53.000 Neanderthals were like around for a long time before we came out. 1.00

02:35:57.000 And they were way more successful for way longer than we were in terms of staying alive.

02:36:03.000 And we got rid of them. 0.99

02:36:05.000 We're like, get the fuck out of here. 0.97

02:36:06.000 This is our spot now.

02:36:08.000 I don't know how it happened.

02:36:09.000 No one really knows.

02:36:10.000 We might have outfucked them. 0.98

02:36:12.000 They might have died in a volcano. 0.99

02:36:14.000 Who knows?

02:36:15.000 There might be an odd West Virginia right now.

02:36:18.000 Yeah.

02:36:19.000 Those people.

02:36:20.000 Yeah.

02:36:22.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:36:22.000 That's just what happens when you fuck your kids. 1.00

02:36:25.000 You saw the thing, talking about things that we don't know how it happened, about the rivers near the pyramids. 1.00

02:36:31.000 Yeah.

02:36:32.000 You know about that, right?

02:36:33.000 Yeah, they think that that's how they got the stones down.

02:36:36.000 Yeah.

02:36:37.000 It's interesting.

02:36:38.000 It's all interesting.

02:36:39.000 At least it makes kind of some sense.

02:36:42.000 It makes a little bit of sense.

02:36:43.000 It makes sense that that's how they moved them.

02:36:45.000 It's just they had to get them through the mountains, too, which doesn't make any sense.

02:36:48.000 Right. 0.98

02:36:48.000 They got some of the stones from the King's Chamber 500 miles away, and they're fucking huge, man. 0.98

02:36:55.000 I had Billy Carson on the podcast yesterday.

02:36:57.000 He's kind of an expert in, not kind of, he's an expert in ancient scrolls, like the Sumerian texts, and he's got a lot of wild conspiracies that are really fun.

02:37:09.000 And we were just talking about If there's one place you could go back in time and see what was that like, I would go to Egypt in the height.

02:37:19.000 Like, show me.

02:37:20.000 Show me what that looked like.

02:37:21.000 Because everyone's just guessing.

02:37:23.000 They're just looking around at these structures, guessing.

02:37:25.000 You know?

02:37:26.000 Like, show me what a Neanderthal looked like.

02:37:28.000 What do they look like when they're hunting?

02:37:29.000 What are they built like?

02:37:31.000 You know, we don't know.

02:37:32.000 We just have bones. 1.00

02:37:35.000 But I think if we killed them off...

02:37:38.000 It's highly likely that the next version of us, whatever it is, is going to get rid of these things. 1.00

02:37:44.000 These biological things that are responsible for crime and violence and theft and insider trading and fucking cheating on their taxes and all that stuff. 0.97

02:37:53.000 They're going to go... 0.94

02:37:55.000 The fundamental structure of the thing is too unsound.

02:38:04.000 The thing that creates pro football players and stand-up comedians and boxers and rock stars and chaos.

02:38:12.000 And it's not going to have any time for that nonsense.

02:38:14.000 It's going to be communicating with other, even more intelligent life forms from further away. 0.99

02:38:21.000 Goddamn. 0.99

02:38:22.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:38:22.000 Five years. 0.99

02:38:23.000 Five years.

02:38:25.000 I think we have five years of fun.

02:38:27.000 And the question is, I guess, will that AI look at us, the creators of it, like we're God?

02:38:35.000 Or will it look at God how we look at God?

02:38:41.000 Like, do we believe in it?

02:38:42.000 Were we created by them?

02:38:44.000 Or were we supposed to exist all the while?

02:38:48.000 I think it'll know that it was supposed to exist all the while.

02:38:51.000 And it'll know that the purpose that human beings have is to create it.

02:38:54.000 Right.

02:38:54.000 That's what our purpose was.

02:38:55.000 All of our chaos and all of our ingenuity and all of our drive for innovation and to create new things, that's a part of creating them.

02:39:03.000 We have to have a desire to create things in order to create artificial life.

02:39:07.000 If we were all just happy, just living and just working on a farm and just eating and sleeping and having kids and then dying and then the next generation does it all over again, if we were happy doing that, It would never be born.

02:39:23.000 It's born out of materialism.

02:39:25.000 It's born out of our desire to constantly get newer, better stuff, our desire to work ourselves to the bone, even when we're having heart attacks.

02:39:34.000 It's born out of that.

02:39:35.000 That's what fuels the whole economy. 0.99

02:39:38.000 And the economy, a lot of it, is just buying better shit. 0.99

02:39:43.000 That's what it is. 0.99

02:39:43.000 The companies that sell the most and make the most money, what do they do? 0.99

02:39:48.000 Like Apple, what do they do? 1.00

02:39:49.000 They sell you more, better shit. 1.00

02:39:51.000 They constantly have new, great shit. 1.00

02:39:53.000 Like, every year. 1.00

02:39:55.000 They promise you.

02:39:56.000 iPhone 16's coming.

02:39:57.000 I heard they made a partnership with, oh, it's going to have AI. Because the Samsung phone has AI. They have to compete.

02:40:04.000 It's going to be nuts, dude.

02:40:06.000 Too much.

02:40:07.000 We don't want to be the last people, Tony.

02:40:09.000 Oh, God. 0.99

02:40:10.000 I gotta write another dick joke. 0.99

02:40:14.000 It's not gonna be that. 0.99

02:40:15.000 That will stop.

02:40:17.000 All that comedy will stop.

02:40:18.000 We'll be able to do it to each other. 0.98

02:40:20.000 We'll be able to get together like silly people. 0.85

02:40:22.000 We get there and gather and crack jokes about how we used to be the apex predator on the planet. 0.90

02:40:28.000 We used to be the top dog. 0.99

02:40:29.000 We used to be the superior species, but nope, not anymore, because some fucking eggheads hopped up on Adderall, alone in a laboratory, wouldn't stop. 1.00

02:40:39.000 They knew it was coming, and they didn't stop. 1.00

02:40:47.000 Tony Hinchcliffe, you're the fucking man. 1.00

02:40:48.000 Let's wrap this bitch up. 1.00

02:40:50.000 Let's bring it home. 0.99

02:40:50.000 Kill Tony is a new episode, drops every Monday on YouTube. 0.99

02:40:55.000 Yep.

02:40:56.000 8 p.m.

02:40:56.000 Dude, what a rise it's had since we got here.

02:40:59.000 What a fucking incredible rise. 0.99

02:41:02.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:41:03.000 And so many people are aware of it now.

02:41:04.000 It's so fun.

02:41:05.000 See all these celebrities that love it. 0.97

02:41:07.000 Yeah, it's fucking awesome. 0.97

02:41:08.000 The Black Keys were there last night. 0.91

02:41:10.000 Were they really?

02:41:11.000 Uh-huh. 0.99

02:41:11.000 Oh, they're fucking great. 0.99

02:41:13.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:41:13.000 That's so dope. 0.99

02:41:14.000 They love William, dude.

02:41:16.000 They couldn't wait to see William.

02:41:18.000 It's unbelievable. 0.98

02:41:19.000 I fucking love it. 0.94

02:41:21.000 I love it when these people are all fans of specific things and not necessarily other things. 0.98

02:41:27.000 Drake hit me up saying KC Rocket equals goat emoji.

02:41:32.000 Actual Drake.

02:41:33.000 I started dialogue.

02:41:34.000 I go, who is this?

02:41:40.000 Unreal.

02:41:40.000 Right, you don't feel it's real, right?

02:41:42.000 It's crazy.

02:41:43.000 Well, that's a fun thing watching people crest into stardom, you know, like bust through, you know, to see how they handle it, you know?

02:41:51.000 Yeah.

02:41:52.000 It's unbelievable. 1.00

02:41:54.000 The whole fucking... 1.00

02:41:54.000 Bert Kreischer's a cautionary tale. 1.00

02:42:02.000 It's wild, man.

02:42:03.000 It's wild out there.

02:42:04.000 It's so fun.

02:42:05.000 Just kidding, Bert. 1.00

02:42:06.000 Bert seems like he's having a great fucking time. 1.00

02:42:08.000 I mean, I remember when I called Bert and Bert was on a motorcycle in Vietnam doing that stupid TV show. 1.00

02:42:14.000 And he goes, I'm on a motorcycle in Vietnam! 0.98

02:42:16.000 I go, dude, you need to be doing comedy. 1.00

02:42:18.000 Quit that fucking stupid show. 1.00

02:42:19.000 You're too funny. 1.00

02:42:20.000 You're too good.

02:42:21.000 Come back.

02:42:22.000 Come hang out.

02:42:23.000 Yeah.

02:42:24.000 I'm going to be doing some dates with him just for fun in a few weeks.

02:42:28.000 You're going to do the fully loaded?

02:42:29.000 Yeah.

02:42:30.000 Oh, nice.

02:42:31.000 Doing the Pro Football Hall of Fame in Canton, Ohio. 0.95

02:42:33.000 Doesn't he do like, he does like fucking ten comics on a show, right? 0.52

02:42:37.000 How long are those shows? 0.93

02:42:38.000 I don't know.

02:42:38.000 It's a lot of comics, right?

02:42:39.000 I have no idea.

02:42:40.000 I just know we're getting trashed on a bus, having fun, waking up, doing it again.

02:42:46.000 How long can he do that?

02:42:48.000 I don't know how long he can do it.

02:42:49.000 I can do it for four days.

02:42:51.000 I'm already like, I literally said to my people yesterday, I'm like, make sure I get the first flight out of wherever that ends up.

02:42:58.000 Yeah.

02:42:59.000 Because it ends on, I have to wake up on a Monday and then come back here and do another show.

02:43:02.000 Are you guys sleeping on the bus, the whole deal?

02:43:04.000 I think so, yeah.

02:43:05.000 Oh, Christ.

02:43:06.000 Yeah.

02:43:06.000 Do you know how loud Bert must snore?

02:43:08.000 Oh, no, there's no way we can, no, there's chambers and stuff.

02:43:11.000 You don't have any idea.

02:43:13.000 There's no way that's happening.

02:43:15.000 That's like a small door.

02:43:17.000 Yeah.

02:43:18.000 It must be insane how he snores.

02:43:20.000 I think the whole tour, it's a bunch of snores.

02:43:23.000 I feel like Big Jay Oakerson.

02:43:25.000 Oh, Big Jay!

02:43:26.000 For sure he snores.

02:43:27.000 If I snore, he snores.

02:43:29.000 Oh, yeah.

02:43:29.000 There's gonna be sleep apnea machines all over that bus.

02:43:32.000 Yeah, CPAPs plugged in everywhere.

02:43:33.000 Stavi probably snores.

02:43:34.000 Oh, for sure.

02:43:35.000 Stavi snores. 0.86

02:43:37.000 Not a chance in hell that guy sleeps quiet.

02:43:39.000 Yeah.

02:43:40.000 Not a chance in hell. 1.00

02:43:41.000 Alright, you're the fucking man. 1.00

02:43:42.000 Thank you. 1.00

02:43:43.000 Congratulations on everything.

02:43:44.000 It's been amazing to watch.

02:43:45.000 Thank you so much.

02:43:45.000 And that's it.

02:43:47.000 Alright. 0.99

02:43:48.000 Kill Tony, Monday, YouTube. 0.97

02:43:50.000 Tony Hinchcliffe on Instagram.

02:43:52.000 Anything else?

02:43:53.000 That's it.

02:43:54.000 There's still a few tickets available for Madison Square Garden the first night, August 9th. 0.99

02:43:58.000 Oh, shit. 0.99

02:44:00.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:44:01.000 That's it.

02:44:01.000 Alright.

02:44:02.000 Bye, everybody.

The Joe Rogan Experience - June 05, 2024

Joe Rogan Experience #2161 - Tony Hinchcliffe

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