The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience #2164 - Action Bronson

00:00:14.000 I mean, it's a joy to spend time with you. 0.99

00:00:17.000 We had a good fucking time today. 0.99

00:00:19.000 We had a good time today. 1.00

00:00:20.000 Got a nice workout in.

00:00:22.000 Went to some Egyptian barbecue.

00:00:25.000 KG? It's KG barbecue?

00:00:26.000 KG barbecue, yeah.

00:00:28.000 I'd seen YouTube videos about him.

00:00:30.000 What an interesting story.

00:00:32.000 Dude's living in Cairo.

00:00:33.000 He's a banker.

00:00:36.000 It always starts off like that.

00:00:38.000 Like I told you, there's like architect, this, that.

00:00:41.000 They always have these dreams of culinary...

00:00:45.000 I don't know. 0.98

00:00:46.000 I don't know what the fuck they even call it, but... 0.98

00:00:49.000 It's like when, like me, I want to be an actor, or I want to play baller, or I want to be a fighter. 0.98

00:00:55.000 I want to do what I do. 0.98

00:00:56.000 We all have these dreams, even though, stay in the fucking lane. 1.00

00:00:59.000 Just stay there. 1.00

00:01:01.000 Stop being an idiot. 1.00

00:01:02.000 Well, that is a thing, right? 1.00

00:01:04.000 People always want to do a thing that they're not doing.

00:01:08.000 I like hard labor.

00:01:09.000 Really?

00:01:09.000 I do.

00:01:11.000 Because I do a lot of like fun.

00:01:12.000 Everyone thinks that my job is fun and it is.

00:01:15.000 There's no doubt.

00:01:16.000 That's why I like to get in the kitchen.

00:01:18.000 Want some coffee?

00:01:18.000 Nah, I'm good.

00:01:19.000 I got this espresso. 0.98

00:01:20.000 I'm fucking loosied out. 0.96

00:01:24.000 I'm doing things I've never done before. 0.99

00:01:26.000 I'm like a little fucking floozy right now. 0.99

00:01:28.000 We got you in a sauna. 1.00

00:01:29.000 We got you in a cold plunge.

00:01:30.000 Got you a loosie.

00:01:31.000 Let me tell you something.

00:01:34.000 200 degrees in the sauna.

00:01:36.000 My ribs are ready to be eaten.

00:01:39.000 I don't even know how long.

00:01:41.000 The first time it was 10 minutes, but the second time seemed longer.

00:01:44.000 Well, the second time was easier though, right?

00:01:46.000 Because you're coming out of the cold.

00:01:47.000 Yeah.

00:01:48.000 A little easier.

00:01:49.000 I think we did another 10 after the cold just to bring it back to base.

00:01:54.000 There's a feeling that you get when you go from the cold to the hot that is like wonderful.

00:01:59.000 It's like psychedelic.

00:02:01.000 It's like...

00:02:02.000 I was standing there in the towel for 30 minutes. 0.99

00:02:06.000 Just the towel, no socks on, no nothing, just standing there looking like, man, that was fucking sick. 0.99

00:02:13.000 Yeah. 0.94

00:02:14.000 No, because I never did the cold plunge, and I did it, hopped out, and you're like, no, no, no, get back in.

00:02:19.000 That's what I needed.

00:02:20.000 I needed the motivation to be put back in, and that really gave me the benefits from everything, I think.

00:02:26.000 It is really all...

00:02:28.000 Battling with this part of your brain that says, get out now.

00:02:32.000 That's all it is.

00:02:33.000 And you have to learn how to conquer that part of your brain.

00:02:36.000 You don't ever really conquer it.

00:02:38.000 You just silence it.

00:02:39.000 It's always there.

00:02:41.000 But you know you're only going to do three minutes.

00:02:43.000 Even if you're only going to do three minutes, it's like your body's like... 0.99

00:02:45.000 Fuck, how many minutes are we in now? 0.99

00:02:47.000 One minute, 20? 1.00

00:02:48.000 Oh my god, we're not even halfway there.

00:02:50.000 And if you let that anxiety spiral out, much like in life, much like when people have problems in life, you let that anxiety spiral out and everything gets way worse.

00:03:02.000 Like, when you're in that situation, you just have to say, this is what I'm doing.

00:03:07.000 This is just what I'm doing, and I'm gonna do this for three minutes, and there's no ifs, ands, or buts, and I've done it before.

00:03:12.000 I know I can do it again. 0.96

00:03:14.000 I know it sucks. 0.81

00:03:15.000 Just do it. 0.99

00:03:16.000 But when I first did it, the first time I got in, I was like, I made it a minute and 20 seconds, I think, and I was like, I gotta get the fuck out. 0.97

00:03:24.000 I can't handle it. 0.93

00:03:25.000 It's too much.

00:03:26.000 Yeah, but a lot of it is your mind.

00:03:30.000 It's not really the reaction that your body has to it.

00:03:33.000 The reaction to your body has is...

00:03:35.000 Really only like a mild discomfort.

00:03:37.000 It's your brain freaking you out.

00:03:39.000 You've got to get out now.

00:03:41.000 And it starts just like trying to move your body out.

00:03:44.000 Your anxiety just kicks in like, wah!

00:03:47.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:03:48.000 At 55 seconds, I was ready to fucking jump out. 0.98

00:03:51.000 There was nothing left in me. 0.98

00:03:53.000 Yeah.

00:03:54.000 But that was a good start, I think.

00:03:56.000 I think that was the start to a lot.

00:03:59.000 I need to take care of myself, Joe.

00:04:01.000 Well, you have in the past.

00:04:04.000 You made a big jump when you had one of your babies, one of your kids.

00:04:10.000 You just decided, I am going to get fit now.

00:04:13.000 And you lost a ton of weight.

00:04:15.000 You lost a ton of weight.

00:04:16.000 You got real healthy.

00:04:18.000 You started working out all the time.

00:04:19.000 And you and I worked out together at the Onnit gym.

00:04:22.000 And I was like, dude, puts in work.

00:04:23.000 That was real.

00:04:24.000 That was like a real workout.

00:04:26.000 Oh, yeah.

00:04:26.000 You know, you would obviously have been working out a lot because John Wolf, who's the master.

00:04:33.000 Love him.

00:04:33.000 The master, like one of the best trainers on earth.

00:04:35.000 He put us through this workout. 0.99

00:04:37.000 That's a fucking serious workout, man. 1.00

00:04:41.000 Serious kettlebell shit, mobility shit. 1.00

00:04:44.000 All these different bodyweight things. 1.00

00:04:45.000 I think we did bear crawls. 1.00

00:04:47.000 We did a lot of shit. 1.00

00:04:48.000 I was drenched. 1.00

00:04:49.000 Drenched during the fucking stretch. 1.00

00:04:52.000 Just during the warm-up stretch, I was fucking... 0.99

00:04:54.000 It was harder than anything for me. 0.99

00:04:56.000 Sometimes the stretching and putting yourself in those, like...

00:05:00.000 Well, John targets a unique area.

00:05:02.000 He's big on hip strength and hip flexibility.

00:05:05.000 So he has you doing all these hip exercises with your legs up near in circles and all this stuff, and you're like, whoa, I never do anything like this.

00:05:13.000 This is hard to do.

00:05:15.000 I haven't done it since then.

00:05:16.000 I need to get back on that because those are the types of things that I want to work with a core specialist like him.

00:05:23.000 I need the core work.

00:05:24.000 Yeah, you see we got the pushing and this and that.

00:05:27.000 You're very strong. 0.71

00:05:28.000 That stuff is kind of easy for us like the pushing and shit, but for me I need more core work. 0.84

00:05:35.000 Right. 0.57

00:05:35.000 I need to stabilize this midsection. 0.57

00:05:37.000 Have you done any yoga?

00:05:39.000 You done any yoga?

00:05:40.000 I've done yoga.

00:05:41.000 I've done Pilates.

00:05:42.000 Yoga is the ultimate.

00:05:43.000 Out of all those things, like keeping your body balanced and having strength and flexibility, yoga is the king.

00:05:50.000 I can't stay on that kick.

00:05:52.000 I don't know. 1.00

00:05:52.000 I need some animal shit. 1.00

00:05:55.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:05:55.000 I also need... 1.00

00:05:56.000 I know what I need for my body is probably yoga, but what I want to do is animal shit. 1.00

00:06:01.000 Animal shit makes you feel better, right? 1.00

00:06:03.000 It does. 1.00

00:06:03.000 It makes me feel more manly. 1.00

00:06:04.000 I see when you like swinging that mace.

00:06:06.000 Oh, man. 1.00

00:06:06.000 I feel like such a fucking barbarian. 1.00

00:06:09.000 It's a 60-pound hammer, for fuck's sakes, wrapped in leather. 1.00

00:06:13.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:06:13.000 That feels fucking sick to manhandle that. 1.00

00:06:16.000 Yeah, those are so hard to move around. 0.99

00:06:19.000 Like, we were talking today about those clubs, that the club I use is only 20 pounds, which just doesn't seem like a lot of weight, but when you got it out in front of you and doing these things, it's fucking hard to do.

00:06:30.000 Stabilizing 20 pounds is still stabilizing 20 pounds, and you need those front...

00:06:35.000 That move that you were doing, that's bulletproofing All those little muscles around your shoulder area and your lat and everything.

00:06:46.000 It's really good for archery.

00:06:48.000 A lot of it is extending your arm straight out.

00:06:52.000 When you're doing a shield cast, you're going around your head and you're extending your arm out.

00:06:57.000 It's such a weird way to move your muscles.

00:07:00.000 That when you're doing it, you're like, whoa, why don't I do this more often?

00:07:03.000 Like, why am I bad at this?

00:07:04.000 How am I so good at this?

00:07:06.000 So good at, like, lifting things up over my head, but anything gets sideways and around, I'm all squirrely with 20 pounds? 0.99

00:07:12.000 That seems stupid. 0.96

00:07:14.000 Like, when I do those little things, it's humbling. 1.00

00:07:17.000 You feel like such a bitch. 1.00

00:07:18.000 15 pounds, like, ah! 1.00

00:07:20.000 What are we doing here?

00:07:21.000 They laugh.

00:07:21.000 I laugh.

00:07:22.000 And myself, I look like an idiot. 0.99

00:07:24.000 But those are the types of things I need to warm up to be able to push... 1.00

00:07:28.000 Some heavy shit. 0.98

00:07:29.000 Well, it's just like also just to balance out your body. 0.99

00:07:32.000 You know, we were talking about that Ben Patrick gentleman who created that knees over toes stuff.

00:07:37.000 And we were doing the Nordic curls today.

00:07:40.000 And I was saying like, when I first did that, I couldn't even do one.

00:07:42.000 I couldn't do one.

00:07:43.000 And I was shocked.

00:07:44.000 I was like, I have pretty strong legs, like from kicking and stuff.

00:07:47.000 Like, why can't I lift myself up on my legs?

00:07:50.000 Couldn't even do one.

00:07:51.000 It's a lot of pressure on the knee.

00:07:53.000 It just felt weird.

00:07:54.000 Why am I so weak this way?

00:07:56.000 I would have thought that I would be able to lift myself up easy, just like I can lift myself up with my abs if I'm sitting down.

00:08:01.000 I thought this is not going to be hard.

00:08:03.000 I thought I was going to do it easily, too.

00:08:05.000 So hard! 0.99

00:08:06.000 And then when I got into the apparatus, I realized that I'm a fucking... 0.99

00:08:09.000 I'm very weak in that area. 0.98

00:08:12.000 Yeah, that's like what Ben Patrick talks about is strengthening all of these areas.

00:08:17.000 It's not a sexy exercise to do like tib raises. 0.98

00:08:21.000 You know, you got weight on your foot and you're raising your toes up towards your knees. 0.99

00:08:26.000 Let's be honest, if you're a real motherfucker, you know that that's what makes the leg look good. 0.99

00:08:31.000 That's what makes the leg look strong is that tib. 0.99

00:08:35.000 Big, thick muscles down there.

00:08:37.000 When you flex your toe up and that thing pops out in the front of the shin, that looks fire.

00:08:43.000 That's like some flex.

00:08:45.000 That's like some muscular development.

00:08:48.000 That's all I wanted was that tib work. 0.93

00:08:50.000 Yeah, there's something super impressive about dudes with big ass calves. 0.90

00:08:54.000 Natural ones too.

00:08:55.000 You can't get them to a diamond if they weren't a diamond in the beginning.

00:09:00.000 They'll get nice.

00:09:01.000 But they'll never be naturally diamond.

00:09:04.000 Right, right, right.

00:09:05.000 You know?

00:09:05.000 When you see, like my boy, Mikey Spears, he works out.

00:09:10.000 He's, you know, he's in decent shape now. 0.99

00:09:12.000 He's got himself together, but my fucking lord, this calf. 1.00

00:09:16.000 The calf on this fucking kid is unbelievable. 1.00

00:09:19.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:09:20.000 It's like a horse calf.

00:09:22.000 Yeah, Mark Hunt, who used to fight in the UFC, he has calves like shoulders, like two shoulders, like your whole body.

00:09:29.000 That's a different species of human being, those Samoas. 1.00

00:09:33.000 Oh my God. 1.00

00:09:34.000 Mark Hunt, he was one of the baddest motherfuckers to ever do it. 0.99

00:09:38.000 You ever watch him in K-1, back in the kickback? 0.99

00:09:40.000 Of course, yeah.

00:09:41.000 That dude won the K-1 Grand Prix.

00:09:43.000 Pretty nuts.

00:09:43.000 That is an accomplishment over everything else in stand-up combat sports.

00:09:49.000 Other than MMA championships, K-1 Grand Prix was like, Alistair Overeem won that.

00:09:55.000 And you think about the guys that are fighting back, like Peter Urst, Ernesto Hoost.

00:10:00.000 Mr. Perfect.

00:10:01.000 Like, damn! 0.99

00:10:03.000 And Mark Hunt won that. 0.99

00:10:04.000 Like, that's how good Mark Hunt was.

00:10:07.000 Mark Hunt just beat some undefeated boxer in Australia.

00:10:11.000 He won the match?

00:10:11.000 He knocked the dude out.

00:10:12.000 Of course.

00:10:12.000 It was a fight where he was like, it was Mark Hunt has this big name, this guy's this undefeated, up-and-coming boxer, and he's really young.

00:10:19.000 And Mark Hunt's like 40-something.

00:10:21.000 He's 50. Bro, you gotta see this fight.

00:10:24.000 It's crazy.

00:10:25.000 This is how good Mark Hunt is.

00:10:26.000 And that was recent.

00:10:27.000 Recent?

00:10:27.000 Yeah, because I saw him talking about it.

00:10:29.000 Within a year.

00:10:30.000 Yeah.

00:10:30.000 Within a year or so, right, Jamie?

00:10:32.000 Something like that?

00:10:34.000 I think that's it.

00:10:35.000 So, yeah.

00:10:37.000 So within the year, and bro, it was a crazy fight.

00:10:39.000 And the guy was good, too.

00:10:41.000 The guy's good.

00:10:41.000 He's a good fighter.

00:10:42.000 And they were building this guy up.

00:10:44.000 And I think, you know, when boxing is like, they're very careful about how they match fighters up.

00:10:50.000 You know, and it's really intelligent, I think, if it's done correctly.

00:10:54.000 If you test them correctly along the way, and you give them fights they can win, and they keep getting better...

00:10:59.000 But the UFC does not do that.

00:11:02.000 They feed you to the wolves.

00:11:03.000 UFC is like, this is a wolf farm.

00:11:07.000 If you're not a wolf, we don't build you into a wolf.

00:11:10.000 Tell me when you're ready to be a wolf. 0.89

00:11:12.000 You could get a guy like John Jones, right off the bat, 21 years old, just smoking people.

00:11:19.000 That's your first fight in the UFC. His fight, your fight.

00:11:22.000 Fuck! 1.00

00:11:23.000 I watched that first fight while I was working in the kitchen on Spike TV. I watched from the debut of Jon Jones till now. 1.00

00:11:32.000 Yeah, man.

00:11:32.000 If you run into a special talent like that, Jon's the youngest ever UFC champion.

00:11:38.000 That's right.

00:11:38.000 And he beat a legend, Mauricio Shogun Hua, in Jersey.

00:11:42.000 Demolished him.

00:11:43.000 And by the way, captured a burglar the day of the fight.

00:11:47.000 That day?

00:11:48.000 Yeah, that day.

00:11:49.000 Chase some dude down to like, I think, snatch some lady's purse or something. 0.77

00:11:53.000 Tackle the dude.

00:11:55.000 Yeah, so we'll get to that.

00:11:56.000 But this is Mark Hunt.

00:11:57.000 He looks good.

00:11:58.000 And this young kid is like this, oh, look at that.

00:12:01.000 Bro, that right hand.

00:12:02.000 Come on, son.

00:12:04.000 Bro, Mark Hunt's been putting it on people since the 90s.

00:12:08.000 He stopped this dude. 0.97

00:12:09.000 A lot of my boys are from New Zealand, and they used to tell me their stories of Mark Hunt being a fucking menace on K-Road. 0.98

00:12:17.000 Oh, bro. 0.98

00:12:18.000 The Menace of K Road, Mark Hunt.

00:12:20.000 Can you imagine a street fight with Mark Hunt?

00:12:23.000 Nah, man. 0.99

00:12:23.000 Are you fucking kidding me? 0.99

00:12:24.000 Definitely not. 0.99

00:12:25.000 You just...

00:12:25.000 I'm a bad guy.

00:12:27.000 Bro, he ate a Mirko Cro Cop head kick. 0.98

00:12:30.000 It was the craziest thing I've ever seen.

00:12:32.000 Was it left or right?

00:12:33.000 Left.

00:12:34.000 Left high kick.

00:12:35.000 Nobody eats a Mirko Cro Cop head kick. 0.99

00:12:38.000 It was back when Mirko was allowed to wear shoes.

00:12:40.000 He kicked him in the face with shoes?

00:12:42.000 He kicked him in the face with wrestling shoes on, son.

00:12:46.000 No, he didn't have the wrestling shoes on.

00:12:47.000 I lied.

00:12:49.000 Didn't he have one fight with...

00:12:50.000 No, I made that up.

00:12:52.000 I don't think he had one fight with...

00:12:53.000 I think he always went barefoot.

00:12:55.000 But, like, you gotta see when he eats one of these high kicks.

00:12:57.000 And Mirko has the best left high kick, other than Leon Edwards, like, of all time.

00:13:02.000 Yeah.

00:13:03.000 And maybe better than Leon Edwards because he's so big.

00:13:05.000 Yeah, he's massive. 1.00

00:13:06.000 Look at that fucking high kick. 1.00

00:13:07.000 He eats it. 1.00

00:13:08.000 He ate a couple of them, dude.

00:13:10.000 He ate one square on the noggin.

00:13:12.000 Mark Hunt looks fast, too.

00:13:15.000 The transitions to the knee are nice.

00:13:17.000 Yeah, you know, Mark Hunt always carried around a lot of body fat, but he moved very well.

00:13:21.000 And he has, like, lethal combinations.

00:13:23.000 Like, his combinations are very complex.

00:13:25.000 He goes under your ribs, over the top.

00:13:28.000 Look at that.

00:13:28.000 Like David Tua.

00:13:29.000 And his legs are massive, bro.

00:13:31.000 His legs are massive.

00:13:32.000 And he just had, not just an iron chin, but like a warrior's mentality.

00:13:37.000 Oh, he got dropped here.

00:13:39.000 Oh, he ate that one.

00:13:41.000 Bro, on the chin.

00:13:43.000 Gets up though.

00:13:45.000 This is what's crazy.

00:13:47.000 That's the difference between K1 and MMA, right?

00:13:49.000 Laughing, look at that. 1.00

00:13:50.000 He's like, fuck it. 1.00

00:13:52.000 Bro, he got clean caught. 1.00

00:13:53.000 Clean caught by one of the, and he got hit again, by one of the most dangerous strikers of all time.

00:13:59.000 But you know who put him out, which is even crazy?

00:14:01.000 Melvin Manhoof.

00:14:03.000 Melvin Manhoof, who weighed like 190 pounds, put him out with one punch.

00:14:09.000 Melvin was, you want to talk about like the scariest striker ever in MMA? I think it's Melvin.

00:14:15.000 He might not have been the best.

00:14:17.000 He might not be like the best technical, like Pajetas, probably the most technical, but Melvin was so terrifying because he would come at you guns blazing with them gladiator shorts on.

00:14:27.000 Look at this.

00:14:28.000 Boom! 0.99

00:14:29.000 I mean, drop Mark Hunt and put him out. 0.99

00:14:32.000 Like who the fuck does that? 1.00

00:14:34.000 He has kryptonite in that fucking hand. 1.00

00:14:36.000 Look at that. 1.00

00:14:36.000 Bro, he's so fast. 1.00

00:14:37.000 Going backwards.

00:14:38.000 Boom, boom.

00:14:39.000 See if you can find a Melvin Manhoof highlight reel.

00:14:42.000 Oh my lord.

00:14:43.000 This dude, man, this dude was like a demon.

00:14:47.000 He would come at, first of all, super skillful.

00:14:50.000 He's from Mike's gym, an Amsterdam legendary kickboxing gym.

00:14:54.000 Badahari came from that gym. 0.97

00:14:56.000 So just super skillful, but so fucking ferocious, man. 0.88

00:15:03.000 I mean, just such an awesome kickboxer. 0.99

00:15:06.000 And just do or die. 0.98

00:15:07.000 He either got knocked out or he knocked you out. 0.99

00:15:11.000 And that style was just so fan-friendly.

00:15:14.000 Bro, he's chasing people down!

00:15:16.000 He was so dangerous.

00:15:17.000 So dangerous.

00:15:18.000 But, you know, got KO'd too because his fights were so reckless.

00:15:22.000 Not reckless, skillful.

00:15:24.000 Skillful, but like super aggressive.

00:15:27.000 He lives within the zone.

00:15:28.000 Yeah.

00:15:28.000 He's in that danger zone.

00:15:30.000 And he drags everybody into that.

00:15:32.000 And you might get him.

00:15:33.000 Joe Schilling got him.

00:15:34.000 Robbie Lawler got him. 0.98

00:15:36.000 Robbie Lawler got him in a crazy fight where Robbie Lawler was getting the shit kicked out of his legs, and he just uncorked a hammer, just one punch, just one wild right hand, just clipped The lights go out. 0.82

00:15:48.000 Robbie Lawler's the next level, man. 0.94

00:15:50.000 He's such a gentle...

00:15:51.000 Like, when you meet him also, he's very sweet.

00:15:54.000 He's just like, yo, how are you, man?

00:15:55.000 Did you hear what happened during the Free Palestine marches in New York City?

00:16:00.000 Did you hear what happened?

00:16:02.000 So there was a bus, and the bus was filled with UFC fighters, and there was the Free Palestine...

00:16:09.000 What they stopped the street?

00:16:11.000 And apparently the bus was trying to make it through before they closed everything off and the bus didn't.

00:16:16.000 So then they got in front of the bus and then they started slashing the tires and the bus was filled with Robbie Lawler and a bunch of other killers.

00:16:25.000 And everybody's like, should we go out with the bus?

00:16:27.000 And Robbie goes, everybody can serve your energy because we're probably going to need it.

00:16:32.000 Just Cobb.

00:16:33.000 Just like a seal.

00:16:34.000 It's like we have to fight these people.

00:16:36.000 You're gonna need your energy.

00:16:37.000 Robbie Lawler's like just sitting there like he's ready to go to a championship fight.

00:16:41.000 He's sitting there like Tom Berenger. 0.99

00:16:43.000 Just fucking getting an arrow ready. 1.00

00:16:46.000 He was just telling everybody just conserve your energy. 1.00

00:16:48.000 Like you imagine if those fucking knuckleheads opened up that door. 1.00

00:16:52.000 So this is the Melvin Manhoff Robbie Lawler fight. 1.00

00:16:55.000 So Melvin is just chopping at Robbie's.

00:16:57.000 I mean look at that.

00:16:58.000 Look at that.

00:16:58.000 One right hand.

00:16:59.000 Boom! 0.99

00:17:00.000 And then a left behind.

00:17:01.000 That's what I was throwing at the bag today.

00:17:04.000 Those big overhand rights.

00:17:06.000 I mean, eyes wide open, out cold.

00:17:11.000 Why do you breathe like that when you're knocked out?

00:17:13.000 Well, you're almost dead.

00:17:15.000 Okay. 1.00

00:17:16.000 You're almost dead.

00:17:17.000 Makes sense.

00:17:18.000 You're getting knocked unconscious. 1.00

00:17:20.000 Someone can then kill you. 0.99

00:17:23.000 It's like they've already put you away. 0.99

00:17:25.000 Now you're at their mercy.

00:17:26.000 And if someone's just... 0.96

00:17:28.000 You've seen them doing this before and twitching, but those deep, crazy breaths with the eyes open is fucking scary. 0.93

00:17:36.000 Scary. 1.00

00:17:37.000 That shit's scary. 1.00

00:17:37.000 Those kind of knockouts are fucking terrifying. 1.00

00:17:40.000 And how many of them can your body endure? 0.99

00:17:43.000 And at what age?

00:17:44.000 These are the real questions.

00:17:46.000 Maybe you can bounce back from one when you're 18, but when you're 35, you can't.

00:17:51.000 There's a scary.

00:17:53.000 Dudes who take beatings for five rounds, they must get micro, whatever this means, micro concussions.

00:18:00.000 There's no micro about it.

00:18:01.000 That's what I'm saying. 1.00

00:18:02.000 They're getting concussed every fucking time. 0.99

00:18:04.000 Most likely, if they get rocked, if they get dropped... 0.99

00:18:08.000 Well, first of all, they're in insane shape.

00:18:11.000 Like, every guy who gets to a five-round championship level...

00:18:15.000 Like, did you watch that Sean Strickland-Paulo Costa fight?

00:18:18.000 I sure did.

00:18:19.000 But you gotta be in bonkers shape to put that pace on a person for three rounds.

00:18:23.000 It's unbelievable.

00:18:24.000 Strickland just stays on you.

00:18:26.000 Just stays on you.

00:18:27.000 Stays in the gym, that's why.

00:18:29.000 He doesn't fight.

00:18:29.000 All he does is fight.

00:18:31.000 All he does is spar.

00:18:31.000 He's just constantly sparring.

00:18:33.000 And that's the only way you get that cardio, correct?

00:18:35.000 I don't know, man, but he has it different than anybody else.

00:18:38.000 He has it different than anybody else. 0.99

00:18:39.000 Other than Drickus, man, because Drickus, as big as that, as swole as that motherfucker is, that guy's got cardio. 0.99

00:18:46.000 He does. 0.99

00:18:47.000 Especially now that he got his nose fixed.

00:18:48.000 Yeah, the first couple of fights he looked like he was gassing, but then he had that nose situation and he looks like a brand new man.

00:18:55.000 Brand new man.

00:18:55.000 Dude, the nose thing, ladies and gentlemen.

00:18:57.000 Did you have him beating short?

00:19:00.000 No, I thought Shawn won by like a round, but I didn't hate it.

00:19:06.000 It wasn't like the worst decision I've ever seen, but it wasn't like if you're gonna be the champion, you know, that's always a thing. 0.97

00:19:13.000 Like if you're gonna be the champion, it should like be a clear decisive win and I think I would have edged it to Shawn, but it was a great fucking fight. 0.94

00:19:21.000 Incredible. 0.99

00:19:21.000 It was a great, and Drickus is tough as shit, man. 0.99

00:19:24.000 That guy's so big. 0.99

00:19:26.000 He barely makes sense that he's 185 pounds. 0.99

00:19:29.000 I'm like, how the fuck do you get down to 185? 0.99

00:19:32.000 Dude, you're huge. 0.99

00:19:33.000 230. 225, he probably walks.

00:19:35.000 Big, thick fucker. 1.00

00:19:36.000 But he does it, just like Alex Pejeda did it. 1.00

00:19:39.000 There's guys that are willing to really, really torture themselves.

00:19:44.000 Recently I was in the airport.

00:19:46.000 I was leaving Chito's fight in Miami when he fought Sean O'Malley and fucking I seen Alex Pereira and Polino Cruz there. 0.98

00:19:54.000 Polino is fucking massive first off. 1.00

00:19:56.000 He's as big as Alex. 0.99

00:19:59.000 But man, I've never seen a man that looks like fucking Sagat from Street Fighter before exactly. 0.98

00:20:04.000 He's a scary individual, bro. 0.96

00:20:07.000 Alex is built different. 1.00

00:20:08.000 Holy shit. 1.00

00:20:09.000 He's built different and his mind's different too. 1.00

00:20:11.000 But when you see him out and he's dressed, he's wearing the tight-ass pants. 1.00

00:20:16.000 It's like some Jean-Claude Van Damme shit. 0.99

00:20:18.000 He's looking good. 0.99

00:20:18.000 He's a champ. 0.99

00:20:19.000 He's the champ.

00:20:20.000 He's the champ.

00:20:21.000 You gotta look like that.

00:20:22.000 Bro, two-division champ in just a handful of fights in the UFC. Instant Hall of Famer in my mind.

00:20:26.000 Instant Hall of Famer.

00:20:27.000 It's unbelievable.

00:20:28.000 And, you know, he's just different than everybody else in that he's such a specialist.

00:20:33.000 He's not taking nobody down.

00:20:36.000 Like, you never have to worry about him trying to take you down.

00:20:38.000 He's not even interested.

00:20:39.000 He's such a specialist.

00:20:41.000 But that specialist is one of the best specialists ever at that game.

00:20:45.000 Like, you watch him at his peak in glory...

00:20:48.000 Dude, Alex Pajeda in glory.

00:20:50.000 Was he at his peak or is he peaking now?

00:20:52.000 Oh, I think he's peaking now as a fighter, but when he has his peak as a kickboxer, he was putting people into orbit.

00:20:59.000 Pull up Alex Pajeda versus Jason Willness.

00:21:03.000 That left hook is out of control.

00:21:05.000 Bro, everything's out of control.

00:21:06.000 It's scary.

00:21:07.000 The power is just so extraordinary.

00:21:09.000 It's the torque, man.

00:21:10.000 It's that body style. 0.99

00:21:12.000 He's just thick and fucking huge. 1.00

00:21:15.000 Bastard. 0.99

00:21:16.000 Yeah, so Jason Willness, who's also a legit world champion, one of the best kickboxers in the world, and Pejeda and him have fought early. 0.72

00:21:24.000 I know, dude. 0.98

00:21:25.000 Nah, he literally looks like fucking Saget. 0.98

00:21:27.000 He looks like- He's Street Fighter 2. Like he's born to do this. 0.99

00:21:32.000 But he's such a menace because his style is different than anybody you're gonna get to imitate in the gym.

00:21:38.000 It's very awkward.

00:21:40.000 You wouldn't teach that style.

00:21:42.000 The way he's holding his hands out like this.

00:21:45.000 Everything's strange.

00:21:46.000 But it's so effective.

00:21:47.000 And the power is just extraordinary.

00:21:50.000 Even when you block things. 1.00

00:21:52.000 Like Jason Willis, he's gonna block a high kick, and even though he blocks the high kick, he still gets dropped on his ass. 0.99

00:21:58.000 But you gotta see the KO after he blocks a high kick. 0.99

00:22:01.000 I think it's coming right here.

00:22:03.000 Yeah.

00:22:03.000 So he's setting it up.

00:22:04.000 Boom! 0.99

00:22:05.000 Wow. 1.00

00:22:05.000 The velocity you get on that fucking length of leg. 1.00

00:22:09.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:22:10.000 And the density, dude.

00:22:11.000 That's what I'm saying.

00:22:11.000 Coming from playing football, my coach would always say, look at them legs.

00:22:15.000 Look at that ass. 1.00

00:22:16.000 Yes. 1.00

00:22:16.000 Look at how high his fucking ass is. 1.00

00:22:19.000 Watch this. 1.00

00:22:19.000 Oh my god. 1.00

00:22:21.000 Yo, that scissor knee is fucking insanity. 1.00

00:22:24.000 He has like a runner's body. 1.00

00:22:26.000 Like his ass is up fucking halfway up his back. 1.00

00:22:28.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:22:28.000 So we got his leg like that. 0.99

00:22:29.000 It's like a deer.

00:22:30.000 Well, he's a legit Amazon tribesman.

00:22:33.000 Nice.

00:22:34.000 You know, like his people are like legit Amazon warriors.

00:22:39.000 That's probably how the great warriors of 500 years ago all looked.

00:22:44.000 They're probably all looking like that guy.

00:22:46.000 Look at that scissor knee. 1.00

00:22:48.000 That is insane.

00:22:49.000 He's just so clever, too.

00:22:51.000 And he beats Sean Strickland, he knocks him out in one round, and then goes and trains with him.

00:22:57.000 He's a gentleman. 0.93

00:22:58.000 He's a really fucking nice guy. 0.97

00:23:00.000 He seemed like a really nice guy. 0.97

00:23:02.000 He was sweet.

00:23:02.000 That's why he gets mad when Jamal Hill brought out the Stonehenge statue.

00:23:09.000 After fucking Jamal, who I like a lot, fucking checked his nuts. 0.99

00:23:14.000 Herb, chill for one second. 1.00

00:23:16.000 And then he threw that left hook at him. 0.98

00:23:18.000 Oh my god.

00:23:18.000 There's a little bit of a complication with that, because Jamal stops and pauses, and when he stops and pauses, Alex hops in twice, and he closes the distance.

00:23:27.000 And so when they restart, it was a little complicated, because what happened was...

00:23:33.000 Should Herb back off then, or he should stop it?

00:23:36.000 Look, I'm not a referee, and I think Herb's the best in the business, so I'm not going to correct him in any way, ever.

00:23:41.000 But what I think was going on in Jamal's mind is Jamal kicks him in the nuts...

00:23:48.000 Accidentally, Herb says stop.

00:23:50.000 Herb says stop, and then Alex puts his hand on Herb and hops in.

00:23:56.000 And then they restart.

00:23:58.000 Herb is out of the view and restarts it.

00:24:02.000 And when he restarts it, Alex catches him with the left hook. 0.78

00:24:04.000 Jamal's out of position.

00:24:06.000 From Jamal's perspective, Jamal stiffened his legs up, he relaxed, he said, sorry, and then he goes like this, you good?

00:24:14.000 And then Alex has his hand on the guy's forearm, moves in and they re-engage, but he's closed the distance now, like significantly.

00:24:22.000 And there's a danger zone with Pajeda.

00:24:24.000 It's anywhere near his hands.

00:24:26.000 Right there.

00:24:27.000 You can't take but one.

00:24:29.000 You can't take but one.

00:24:31.000 It's just crazy power.

00:24:33.000 And you know, there's guys that have been gone, like Bruno Silva went three rounds with him.

00:24:38.000 He survived.

00:24:39.000 He got a beating.

00:24:40.000 Yeah, he truly got a beating.

00:24:41.000 Yeah, but he's a good striker.

00:24:42.000 But it was a good fight.

00:24:44.000 So here's what happens.

00:24:46.000 There's the nut shot, and it's, you know...

00:24:48.000 I think he was so shockingly spectacular.

00:24:51.000 Right there.

00:24:51.000 Oh yeah, relax.

00:24:52.000 His legs stiffen up.

00:24:54.000 And he closes the distance.

00:24:55.000 But he's already closed the distance.

00:24:57.000 Because Herb has said stop.

00:25:00.000 So let's watch it again.

00:25:01.000 Yeah.

00:25:02.000 That first initial bunny hop within.

00:25:05.000 So watch this.

00:25:06.000 There's the nut shot, and so he goes, sorry.

00:25:10.000 He completely stiffens up, stands up straight, lets him close the distance.

00:25:13.000 See?

00:25:14.000 The distance is much different now when he puts his hand on Herb.

00:25:17.000 Now he's right in front of him.

00:25:19.000 So, Jamal was not letting him stand that close to him before, and then he clips him.

00:25:23.000 Boom, and drops him. 1.00

00:25:24.000 Jamal was fighting him on the outside.

00:25:26.000 Absolutely.

00:25:27.000 And that one little step in changed the whole game.

00:25:29.000 Exactly.

00:25:30.000 And in Jamal's eyes, he had gotten a feeling of the dude's rhythm and where the danger was.

00:25:36.000 Right here, boom, boom.

00:25:36.000 Right there.

00:25:37.000 But see how he's already closed the distance?

00:25:38.000 Oh yeah, he's already in.

00:25:39.000 He's already there.

00:25:40.000 Yeah, it's just...

00:25:42.000 It's a thing.

00:25:43.000 I didn't actually realize that until just now.

00:25:45.000 It doesn't mean Pejeda couldn't have caught him like that at any moment in the fight, because he 100% can catch anybody alive at any moment in the fight with that guy.

00:25:53.000 Bang! 1.00

00:25:54.000 And then you're in deep shit. 0.99

00:25:55.000 But in that instance, Jamal Hill actually has a point. 0.99

00:25:58.000 And it's just...

00:26:01.000 Referee in fights is chaos.

00:26:02.000 They're trying to make a decision in the moment.

00:26:04.000 He says, I'm fine.

00:26:06.000 Okay, restart it.

00:26:06.000 But do you recognize that you said stop?

00:26:09.000 And when you say stop, are you supposed to separate them?

00:26:11.000 And then are you supposed to bring them back together to fight again?

00:26:14.000 Or are you going to let them close the distance?

00:26:16.000 Separate them and then bring them, right?

00:26:18.000 Yeah, I think.

00:26:19.000 But it's one of those things where it's like, okay, you guys are okay?

00:26:21.000 You're both okay?

00:26:22.000 All right, go ahead and fight.

00:26:23.000 Which makes sense too.

00:26:25.000 But I think...

00:26:25.000 It was a tough spot.

00:26:26.000 With Jamal's mind, all of a sudden the focus is gone.

00:26:29.000 There's a confusion.

00:26:31.000 Are we fighting?

00:26:31.000 We're not fighting?

00:26:32.000 We go back?

00:26:33.000 Alright, we're back.

00:26:33.000 You know?

00:26:34.000 For sure.

00:26:35.000 You can see that.

00:26:36.000 He says, I'm sorry. 0.96

00:26:36.000 I kicked you nuts. 0.96

00:26:37.000 You good? 0.99

00:26:38.000 Gives you a thumbs up.

00:26:39.000 Gentlemen.

00:26:40.000 Stands straight up.

00:26:41.000 Relaxed posture.

00:26:42.000 Not looking like he's fighting at all. 1.00

00:26:45.000 Alex is like, fuck you. 1.00

00:26:46.000 And he sneaks in. 1.00

00:26:47.000 Alex is like, fuck you. 1.00

00:26:48.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:26:49.000 So it's like, it's Alex's job to say fuck you and close the, if he can get away with doing that, his job is to get a hold of you, right? 1.00

00:26:55.000 And you're trying to allow him to come at you and take angles and kick his legs and pick him apart on the outside and never let him get that close to you where he can clip you with one of them left hooks. 1.00

00:27:04.000 So that's how it happened. 1.00

00:27:06.000 That shit's dangerous right there. 1.00

00:27:07.000 That's a dangerous profession. 1.00

00:27:09.000 Let me ask you this.

00:27:10.000 Do these refs make any money? 1.00

00:27:11.000 Is Herb Dean rich?

00:27:13.000 I do not know.

00:27:14.000 I have never asked.

00:27:15.000 Are these dudes making any type of money? 0.99

00:27:17.000 Because they got a lot of fucking pressure on them. 0.99

00:27:18.000 They have a lot of pressure on them. 1.00

00:27:19.000 They have a lot of pressure on them.

00:27:20.000 They also don't have to really, like, answer for themselves also.

00:27:25.000 Sometimes they do answer for themselves, like if there's a question or a questionable call.

00:27:30.000 It's something really, like, egregious.

00:27:32.000 Yeah, there was one this weekend.

00:27:34.000 Jared Kananir and Nasruddin Imamov.

00:27:37.000 Yeah, and the fight was stopped.

00:27:40.000 And Jason Herzog, who's the referee, is a really good, really, really good referee.

00:27:44.000 Really good referee. 0.98

00:27:44.000 Fucking excellent referee. 0.98

00:27:46.000 I just think he made a mistake. 0.99

00:27:48.000 I think sometimes guys make mistakes.

00:27:50.000 And maybe he thought Jared was out.

00:27:53.000 And maybe he thought he was out on his feet and he was seeing that he was going to get hit again.

00:27:58.000 And then when he makes the call, all of a sudden Jared recovers.

00:28:02.000 It happens.

00:28:03.000 Don't you get flash knocked out and then you recover as he's breaking it up, you understand what's happening.

00:28:08.000 You're like, no, no, no.

00:28:09.000 And in his mind, he might have thought that Jared had gotten to the point of helplessness and he was going to separate and Jared was going to crumble.

00:28:15.000 Which could happen.

00:28:16.000 He could have just crumbled.

00:28:17.000 He could have just fell apart.

00:28:18.000 But he definitely didn't. 0.99

00:28:20.000 So when he stopped it, Jared was like, what the fuck are you doing? 0.97

00:28:23.000 Like, I'm okay. 0.98

00:28:24.000 I can still move.

00:28:25.000 I can get this guy back.

00:28:27.000 He's going to run out of gas.

00:28:28.000 Like, this is part of fighting.

00:28:30.000 Some tough ones out there.

00:28:31.000 It's part of fighting because guys have moments in a fight where they turn on the gas and then sometimes the guys come back from that.

00:28:39.000 For sure.

00:28:40.000 I'm sure you've seen Mickey Ward and Arturo Gotti.

00:28:43.000 Many times.

00:28:45.000 Perfect example.

00:28:46.000 Those fights are crazy, man.

00:28:47.000 Mickey Ward is putting it on Arturo Gotti.

00:28:50.000 Just put it on him. 0.99

00:28:51.000 Drops him with a liver shot. 1.00

00:28:52.000 Who always took fucking damage. 1.00

00:28:54.000 Yes. 1.00

00:28:55.000 He got battered a lot.

00:28:56.000 They both did.

00:28:57.000 Yeah.

00:28:57.000 And in those fights, oh my god.

00:29:01.000 Legendary fights.

00:29:02.000 But those fights, like, you could have come close to stopping that a couple of times if you were like an overzealous referee. 0.98

00:29:09.000 But then there wouldn't be these legendary fucking fights. 0.98

00:29:12.000 Right. 0.99

00:29:12.000 But then there's the other... 0.99

00:29:14.000 Well, in that case...

00:29:15.000 Yeah, obviously now, you know, I'm sure Mickey doesn't speak well.

00:29:18.000 I don't know.

00:29:19.000 I talked to him once, said hi to him once.

00:29:21.000 But does he like Drew?

00:29:23.000 Like not Drew, but you know, like he has like a draw.

00:29:26.000 But some guys definitely do.

00:29:28.000 Of course.

00:29:28.000 Some guys get it real, like, you know, some guys get it.

00:29:31.000 Like Joe Frazier in the end had it so bad.

00:29:33.000 Evander got it.

00:29:34.000 Does he have it now?

00:29:35.000 He doesn't sound like he's all there.

00:29:38.000 How his body might be there, but it doesn't seem like his speech is there.

00:29:42.000 How can you be?

00:29:43.000 How can you keep getting repeatedly punched in the head and not have it damage your head? 1.00

00:29:50.000 If you drink whiskey every day, you're gonna get a fucked up liver. 0.99

00:29:55.000 If you're getting punched in the head all of the time, that can't be good. 0.99

00:30:04.000 For me, I like to protect this bod of mine.

00:30:09.000 I just want to make it more healthy.

00:30:12.000 That's what I really want to do.

00:30:13.000 I have friends that spar.

00:30:15.000 And they really like sparring.

00:30:16.000 And I'm like, you're a professional.

00:30:18.000 You have a professional.

00:30:18.000 Like just regular dudes that like some fight club?

00:30:20.000 Yeah.

00:30:21.000 You just want to get a little adrenaline.

00:30:22.000 Yeah.

00:30:23.000 But they're sparring and they're 46. They're getting punched in the face. 0.68

00:30:27.000 I'm like, what are you doing?

00:30:29.000 Don't do that.

00:30:30.000 Bro, you're going to forget where your keys are.

00:30:33.000 It'll take a long time if you start if you're 46. That's what I'm saying.

00:30:36.000 It takes a minute.

00:30:37.000 You have to be a weird athlete to get really good at striking at 46. If you've never done anything and then you step in and now you're sparring guys and you're good at 46, you'd have to be like a weird athlete.

00:30:49.000 You'd have to be like some dude who could just do gymnastics, basketball, baseball.

00:30:53.000 He could do anything.

00:30:54.000 He just knows how to move his body.

00:30:55.000 I feel like that could be me.

00:30:59.000 I like training, man.

00:31:01.000 Like I said, I want to grapple somebody. 1.00

00:31:03.000 I would do a celebrity grappling, even though it's like, fuck a celebrity. 1.00

00:31:07.000 Just a grappling. 1.00

00:31:08.000 As long as there's no heel hooks.

00:31:09.000 No heel hooks.

00:31:10.000 This is not jiu-jitsu.

00:31:12.000 This is grappling.

00:31:14.000 I want to do collegiate style and mix with Roman Greco.

00:31:18.000 Do you really?

00:31:19.000 I don't know.

00:31:19.000 Yeah, I do.

00:31:20.000 I want to fucking throw somebody around for sure. 0.99

00:31:22.000 I want to fucking submit somebody very badly. 1.00

00:31:25.000 Every day I practice submitting a fucking sandbag. 0.99

00:31:29.000 Do you? 1.00

00:31:30.000 Yeah, every day.

00:31:31.000 Do you ever take jiu-jitsu classes?

00:31:33.000 I did a couple of times, but I've been offered to go where my son goes, but I don't know, man.

00:31:38.000 Get in there.

00:31:39.000 Yeah.

00:31:40.000 Get in there.

00:31:41.000 I only want to learn top pressure.

00:31:43.000 That's it? 1.00

00:31:44.000 I'm never gonna be on the fucking bottom, dog. 1.00

00:31:46.000 Fuck that. 1.00

00:31:48.000 Only top. 1.00

00:31:50.000 Aggressive top.

00:31:53.000 Well, what are you gonna do to get him?

00:31:54.000 I don't know.

00:31:54.000 You gotta learn how to get off the bottom, at least.

00:31:56.000 That's the hardest thing to do. 0.99

00:31:58.000 If someone's laying on me, it fucking sucks. 0.99

00:32:00.000 It's very difficult. 1.00

00:32:01.000 It's hard.

00:32:02.000 You have to pinch. 0.62

00:32:03.000 You have to pinch, then. 0.73

00:32:04.000 But you're gonna have to learn how to get out.

00:32:05.000 Are you allowed to pinch?

00:32:06.000 No.

00:32:07.000 A dude recently bit a dude in the UFC, and so the dude got a tattoo of the guy's bite on his arm, which is hilarious. 0.98

00:32:13.000 Dude, that's a fucking deep bite. 0.98

00:32:15.000 Ooh, deep. 1.00

00:32:16.000 That was in this spot here, that thin skin, he could have broke fucking skin and it could have bled bad. 0.99

00:32:23.000 Oh, it's real dangerous. 1.00

00:32:24.000 That's disgusting, bro. 0.97

00:32:25.000 Like, teeth, like, people's mouths are so nasty. 1.00

00:32:28.000 It's the worst shit in the world. 1.00

00:32:29.000 We give people awful infections. 1.00

00:32:32.000 What does it say? 0.99

00:32:34.000 I got fucking bit? 0.99

00:32:35.000 What's the full tattoo? 1.00

00:32:38.000 I got fucking bit bonus. 0.99

00:32:40.000 Bonus. 0.98

00:32:40.000 Oh, yeah, they gave him the bonus, right? 0.98

00:32:43.000 Well, they disqualified the guy he was fighting and he got the win bonus.

00:32:47.000 It was a decent fight.

00:32:48.000 He was definitely winning, though.

00:32:49.000 Yes.

00:32:50.000 I think the dude was trying to take him down and he couldn't take him down and he bit his arm from behind. 0.99

00:32:56.000 It was just like, That's fucking so animal. 1.00

00:32:58.000 That's so crazy that people get to that state where they're like, ah, fucking, put your fucking eyes. 1.00

00:33:03.000 Like Tyson and Holyfield. 1.00

00:33:04.000 That's what I'm saying.

00:33:05.000 When you're frustrated, you get put in a position you can't get out. 0.99

00:33:07.000 Damn, look at that bite, too. 0.99

00:33:09.000 That's a crazy bite. 1.00

00:33:10.000 Was he wearing a fucking mouth guard or did he throw it out of his mouth? 1.00

00:33:13.000 What the fuck is that? 1.00

00:33:14.000 That looks like a baby piranha. 1.00

00:33:17.000 Yeah.

00:33:17.000 Oh, you know what it is?

00:33:18.000 It's a mouth guard probably on one side, but not on the other.

00:33:23.000 So wait, you just wear one piece?

00:33:26.000 You don't do the double?

00:33:26.000 I don't think anybody uses the double.

00:33:28.000 That shock guard that we used to wear in football?

00:33:30.000 Yeah.

00:33:30.000 I think the problem with that is it restricts your breathing too much.

00:33:33.000 Ah, yeah, true.

00:33:34.000 So most guys just wear one on the top.

00:33:36.000 There were some boxers back in the day that would wear the double.

00:33:39.000 It would be crazy. 0.62

00:33:40.000 They had this crazy mouth. 0.92

00:33:42.000 Yeah, like that, of course. 0.86

00:33:43.000 And they had holes like this, and they'd be fighting with this double. 0.94

00:33:46.000 But I think ultimately everybody kind of decided that that just takes out too much wind.

00:33:51.000 Break your nose, it's over. 0.99

00:33:53.000 How are you going to fucking breathe if you break your nose in that big-ass football mouth guard? 1.00

00:33:58.000 Yeah, that mouth guard sucks. 1.00

00:34:00.000 I don't think you could do that. 0.94

00:34:01.000 It's like, have you ever done one of those breath trainers where you breathe through something?

00:34:06.000 Like the Boss Rootin' one?

00:34:07.000 Yep.

00:34:08.000 It's pretty much what they give you after surgery. 0.99

00:34:10.000 Where they put the fuck in the ball, you have to keep the ball in the middle. 0.99

00:34:14.000 And he made a thing. 0.99

00:34:15.000 Boss Rootin' did. 1.00

00:34:16.000 He made a waist trainer. 1.00

00:34:18.000 Not a waist trainer, a fucking breath trainer? 0.99

00:34:21.000 Yes, Boss Rutten did, yeah. 0.99

00:34:22.000 It's really good.

00:34:23.000 It's got a bunch of different filters.

00:34:25.000 So you have one where it's wide open.

00:34:27.000 Like lung restrictions?

00:34:28.000 Yeah, like there's different levels of lung restriction or air restriction.

00:34:32.000 It's basically like you're breathing air through a smaller and smaller hole and it just like fits in your mouth and it's like contracting your diaphragm muscles and it's just really like, it's like breathing exercises but almost like with weights.

00:34:45.000 I mean, the world is incredible.

00:34:47.000 Yeah. 0.97

00:34:47.000 Just keep, like, all these little micro-workouts for fuckin' organs and muscles. 0.97

00:34:52.000 I love this. 0.98

00:34:53.000 I love this.

00:34:54.000 I love to learn about these things.

00:34:56.000 I'm gonna order one.

00:34:57.000 Does he have them ready?

00:34:59.000 Are they available?

00:34:59.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:35:00.000 What is it called?

00:35:00.000 What's Boss's...

00:35:01.000 I love fuckin' Boss Rootin'. 0.85

00:35:03.000 He's the man. 0.99

00:35:05.000 Those early videos of him showing you how to fucking win a bar fight? 0.98

00:35:09.000 Yeah. 0.98

00:35:09.000 Incredible. 0.98

00:35:10.000 Those things are things of legend.

00:35:11.000 And he's another guy.

00:35:12.000 If you met him, you would have no idea.

00:35:15.000 You would think he's the nicest.

00:35:16.000 What does he do?

00:35:16.000 Is he a banker?

00:35:18.000 There it is.

00:35:20.000 The O2 Trainer.

00:35:21.000 That's right.

00:35:22.000 The O2 Trainer 2.0.

00:35:23.000 New and improved.

00:35:24.000 You wear that running?

00:35:25.000 No, no, no.

00:35:26.000 Or just wherever?

00:35:27.000 You just do it for breathing exercises.

00:35:28.000 They have outlines of different ways to do it.

00:35:31.000 A boss has videos that he's put out there.

00:35:34.000 And, you know, I think they probably have a frequently asked questions. 0.97

00:35:38.000 You look ridiculous, but I'm sure it works. 0.97

00:35:40.000 Yeah, there he is. 0.99

00:35:41.000 Boss and me talking about it.

00:35:42.000 It's real.

00:35:43.000 I use it.

00:35:44.000 Yeah?

00:35:44.000 Yeah, it's fun.

00:35:45.000 He told me not to do it in the Cold Plunge.

00:35:46.000 I was like, Joe!

00:35:47.000 It's Boss!

00:35:48.000 Listen!

00:35:49.000 People apparently black out, so don't do it in the Cold Plunge.

00:35:53.000 Like I would imagine like if you were in the cold plunge, you're freezing and then you're also restricting your breathing and you get like...

00:36:00.000 I could attest.

00:36:01.000 Things get wacky.

00:36:02.000 You lose your breath immediately, man. 0.99

00:36:03.000 I fucking could not handle that. 1.00

00:36:05.000 Yeah, if you had that thing in your mouth too. 1.00

00:36:09.000 You feel like you're getting choked.

00:36:11.000 Super ultra freak out.

00:36:13.000 Nah. 0.99

00:36:14.000 I mean, you use all these different fucking... 0.99

00:36:17.000 These different things that people invent, I think. 0.99

00:36:20.000 By the way... 0.99

00:36:21.000 I feel like an asshole sometimes when I come on here. 0.99

00:36:25.000 Terrence Howard. 0.99

00:36:26.000 I don't even know what to say. 0.98

00:36:28.000 I was like googling shit to talk about after that. 1.00

00:36:31.000 What the fuck? 1.00

00:36:33.000 What in the actual fuck? 1.00

00:36:34.000 I understand it though. 0.99

00:36:36.000 I kinda understand it.

00:36:38.000 I understand it.

00:36:38.000 I understand.

00:36:40.000 I mean it made sense.

00:36:42.000 To me, he's making me believe.

00:36:46.000 He's way too smart to just be making everything up. 0.97

00:36:51.000 There's no way he's a lunatic.

00:36:53.000 You can't just come up on that.

00:36:56.000 I'm like, I don't think that's correct.

00:36:58.000 He knows too much.

00:37:00.000 Is he correct?

00:37:02.000 I don't know.

00:37:03.000 So that's what has to happen is Terrence Howard has to sit down with someone who's an academic, someone who's got a PhD in whatever discipline they're talking about, and they can have a discussion.

00:37:15.000 And you can see what he really knows and just what he can say to me, right? 0.98

00:37:20.000 To me, it all makes sense, but I'm a moron. 0.99

00:37:22.000 No, you're not. 0.88

00:37:23.000 But if you're talking to a mathematician or if you're talking to a physicist, someone who actually can understand what these computations mean and what he's trying to say about one plus one or one multiplied by one can't be one.

00:37:35.000 Like no mathematics. 0.99

00:37:35.000 Everything is bullshit. 0.99

00:37:37.000 I believe that. 0.99

00:37:38.000 I wasn't good in algebra.

00:37:42.000 I see it more in a linear way, not a linear way, a different way than him.

00:37:47.000 Like, more similarly to him.

00:37:49.000 Right.

00:37:50.000 Well, I would imagine that There's probably more to all these things. 0.99

00:37:57.000 Those fucking toys he made? 0.99

00:37:58.000 The figures? 1.00

00:37:59.000 Even our mathematics.

00:38:01.000 As brilliant as the people are who have created all the formulas that everyone's studying, I would imagine that in the future they're going to have even better methods of figuring things out.

00:38:13.000 And that all these things are going to evolve.

00:38:15.000 That they're not perfect.

00:38:16.000 And that they're going to just continue to evolve.

00:38:20.000 And...

00:38:21.000 If we want to get to what alien civilization looks like, when we want to get to super insane levels of technology where they control all of the atmosphere, they literally can harness the power of stars,

00:38:37.000 there's so much work to do.

00:38:40.000 There's so much everybody has to figure out.

00:38:42.000 And if Terrence Howard, somehow or another, if it's the craziest story ever, and Terrence Howard is literally one of the smartest guys that ever lived, And he's got all these genius ideas and inventions.

00:38:55.000 And even though he seems crazy, it seems just insane that this is coming from an actor.

00:39:00.000 This is from the Hustle and Flow guy?

00:39:02.000 What?

00:39:02.000 This is from the Iron Man guy?

00:39:04.000 What?

00:39:04.000 He was in Boomerang back in the day with Eddie Murphy.

00:39:08.000 Fucking Sunset Park. 0.99

00:39:09.000 He was Spaceman. 1.00

00:39:11.000 Like, he has range.

00:39:12.000 He's like a modern day Daniel Day.

00:39:15.000 Yeah.

00:39:16.000 He's a great actor, but it's just because he's so smart. 0.60

00:39:20.000 And then he's talking about how the periodic table's all fucked up, and this is what- wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. 0.75

00:39:25.000 What are you doing? 0.95

00:39:26.000 How can you do this?

00:39:27.000 I understand about- because of music, I understand the way that he- I feel what he's saying.

00:39:32.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:39:32.000 Like, stop trying to uncover shit, just- all these little micro fucking bullshits. 1.00

00:39:38.000 What do you mean? 1.00

00:39:38.000 Like I said, I'm a fucking idiot. 1.00

00:39:40.000 I'm trying to regurgitate what I heard. 1.00

00:39:42.000 Like, as far as all the elements, the elements in between.

00:39:46.000 Yeah.

00:39:47.000 Like- Why are they there when they're just...

00:39:51.000 You know what I'm talking?

00:39:52.000 You and I will never explain this in a way that's not hugely frustrating to anybody who really knows it. 0.99

00:39:57.000 I can't even remember what I'm trying to say, but you know the fucking... 0.95

00:39:59.000 The way he was explaining how everything's connected. 0.97

00:40:02.000 Exactly.

00:40:02.000 Yeah, and the entire...

00:40:04.000 the whole scale of it.

00:40:06.000 And the way he was showing it like a geometric pattern.

00:40:09.000 And when you look at it like the way he was describing it, you're like, oh, wow, that kind of makes more sense.

00:40:14.000 It does make sense.

00:40:15.000 That's it.

00:40:16.000 I mean, it just looks beautiful.

00:40:18.000 That's fire.

00:40:19.000 That's dope art.

00:40:20.000 I need to know if this is true.

00:40:22.000 I'm going to send you this, but it's so cool that I hoped and prayed that it was true and I didn't even want to Google it.

00:40:28.000 But it's that they took these photons.

00:40:31.000 I was trying to find that.

00:40:32.000 Did you see it?

00:40:34.000 I Googled it and couldn't find anything.

00:40:36.000 How could this be fake?

00:40:37.000 Why would they be lying to me, Jamie?

00:40:40.000 Why would they be lying to me, Jamie?

00:40:42.000 It was like, what did they do?

00:40:44.000 Photons had what?

00:40:45.000 It looked like a yin and yang.

00:40:47.000 I'll tell you what it is.

00:40:48.000 I'll send it to you again.

00:40:49.000 I'll send you the...

00:40:50.000 It's like a very specific thing they did to them.

00:40:54.000 Yeah, but- And it revealed the yin-yang?

00:40:56.000 That's what it looks like.

00:40:57.000 It's quantum entangled photons.

00:41:00.000 So, this is what it looks like.

00:41:03.000 That's quantum entangled photons. 1.00

00:41:05.000 Now, again, for the record, I am a fucking idiot, okay? 1.00

00:41:10.000 I don't even know what that means. 0.99

00:41:11.000 I can say those words, quantum entangled photons, but you may be, like, right down without any googling in an essay what a quantum entangled photon exactly is.

00:41:21.000 But what it looks like- Aren't photons from light?

00:41:23.000 From sun?

00:41:24.000 Yeah, but this is the thing.

00:41:27.000 Quantum yin-yang shows two photons being entangled in real time, so it's true.

00:41:32.000 That's crazy.

00:41:32.000 The stunning experiment, which reconstructs the properties of entangled protons from a 2D interface pattern, could be used to design faster quantum computers, and when you quantumly entangle two photons, they look like a yin and yang.

00:41:47.000 Do you know how insane this is?

00:41:49.000 What does quantumly entangled mean?

00:41:52.000 That's a very good question that I can say, and it makes me sound smarter.

00:41:56.000 Quantumly entangled.

00:41:57.000 But I couldn't write that down without Googling it exactly.

00:42:01.000 The quantum entanglement, is it the mixture of these photons together?

00:42:06.000 Well, I think what it is, is these particles are entangled in some way where they don't have to be in the same place and time, but they react to each other.

00:42:18.000 There's some method or some way of understanding how this is done.

00:42:22.000 It's all squirrely, yellow legal pad, chalkboard with a bunch of squiggles that you don't understand.

00:42:31.000 Bananas talk.

00:42:32.000 Quantum entangled photons.

00:42:36.000 I don't know exactly how they do it.

00:42:37.000 It's a weird connection between two far apart particles that Albert Einstein objected to as spooky action at a distance enables two light particles or photons to become inextricably bound to each other so that a change to one causes a change in the other no matter how far apart they are.

00:42:58.000 To make accurate predictions about a quantum object, physicists need to find its wave function, a description of its state existing in a superposition of all the possible physical values a photon can take.

00:43:10.000 Entanglement makes finding the wave function of two connected particles a challenge, as any measurement of one also causes an instantaneous change in the other.

00:43:21.000 But why are they depicted in different shades and different colors?

00:43:25.000 First of all, I don't trust these super dorks at all.

00:43:27.000 Look at the photos of those people. 0.65

00:43:29.000 Yeah, I don't know, man.

00:43:31.000 They're pretty young.

00:43:33.000 Yeah, they're all too smart.

00:43:34.000 I don't trust them.

00:43:36.000 They're speaking gibberish.

00:43:37.000 I need to see some old guys.

00:43:39.000 Look at this.

00:43:41.000 Scientists have used a first-of-its-kind technique to visualize two entangled light particles in real time, making them appear as a stunning quantum yin-yang symbol.

00:43:49.000 The new method, called bifoton digital holography, uses an ultra-high-precision camera and can be used to massively speed up future quantum measurements. 0.95

00:43:59.000 Well, then it's all bullshit. 0.93

00:44:00.000 It's not real time. 0.99

00:44:03.000 It's not real.

00:44:04.000 What do you mean? 1.00

00:44:05.000 It's a fucking, it's like those super, it's like the AI shit. 1.00

00:44:08.000 That's not a real image. 1.00

00:44:10.000 They colored it and fixed it and put fade and brightness and fucking, you know, like, how does that... 0.88

00:44:16.000 I don't know if they did. 0.95

00:44:18.000 You don't think so?

00:44:19.000 No.

00:44:20.000 Um, I think whatever the light is on the right, there's like a different technique of measuring it.

00:44:26.000 Like, what was the one on the right?

00:44:27.000 Like, how did they do that?

00:44:28.000 Heat?

00:44:30.000 So this is a reconstruction of a holographic image. 0.99

00:44:32.000 Man, I'm gonna get fucking demolished. 1.00

00:44:34.000 I'm a total moron. 1.00

00:44:36.000 No, I think there's just two different ways of imaging it. 0.99

00:44:42.000 So I don't think there's anything fake about it.

00:44:44.000 I think it's just a bizarre shape that exists in ancient cultures and now they're finding out it's actually two entangled photons. 0.99

00:44:54.000 Yeah, but who came up with all this motherfucking shit holography? 1.00

00:45:00.000 What the fuck is that? 1.00

00:45:01.000 Where did this come from now? 0.99

00:45:03.000 Scientist dudes.

00:45:04.000 And gals.

00:45:05.000 And non-binary folk.

00:45:06.000 What is the actual definition of yin-yang, Jamie?

00:45:11.000 Like, what does it exactly mean?

00:45:13.000 I know it's to be balanced.

00:45:15.000 Like, and I knew, like, back when I was in high school, all the cool kids got yin-yang tattoos.

00:45:20.000 I want one now.

00:45:21.000 Now I want one.

00:45:22.000 Now I'm thinking I'm getting one.

00:45:24.000 Because of the quantum thing.

00:45:25.000 But it became a corny thing.

00:45:28.000 Like, yin-yang became corny.

00:45:29.000 When I was young, it was like...

00:45:33.000 Tribal.

00:45:34.000 Now I want tribal or barbed wire around the bicep. 0.87

00:45:37.000 Yeah, like old days.

00:45:39.000 Like Pam Anderson. 1.00

00:45:41.000 A lot of wrestlers had it.

00:45:42.000 Okay, so what does it mean?

00:45:44.000 Buff Bagwell.

00:45:44.000 There's no...

00:45:45.000 Meanings are popping up.

00:45:47.000 There's not...

00:45:48.000 I don't know about a specific definition because you've got to define the yin and yang.

00:45:50.000 Well, just Google that right there, people.

00:45:52.000 Also ask.

00:45:53.000 Go back.

00:45:54.000 And then what is the meaning of yin-yang?

00:45:56.000 Click on that.

00:45:57.000 What does that say?

00:45:58.000 Oh, it's a video.

00:46:00.000 Boring!

00:46:02.000 Like, can't it just tell you? 1.00

00:46:03.000 Can you just tell me, bitch? 1.00

00:46:04.000 Write it down. 1.00

00:46:06.000 What does it mean?

00:46:07.000 I mean, you have to describe both, and then you have to describe them both together.

00:46:14.000 It's like describing what is light and what is dark.

00:46:17.000 Here's the thing, man.

00:46:18.000 It's a philosophy.

00:46:19.000 It's an open-ended philosophy.

00:46:21.000 This is one of the things that freaks me out about the current state of the world, is that we are at odds with China. 0.99

00:46:27.000 And China has been around forever.

00:46:31.000 They are so much more established.

00:46:34.000 They've been around for 4,000 years, man.

00:46:37.000 So many dynasties and...

00:46:39.000 They've been thriving economically for 4,000 years.

00:46:44.000 They invented everything.

00:46:46.000 China invented paper.

00:46:48.000 They invented alcohol.

00:46:50.000 They invented the mechanical clock.

00:46:51.000 They invented gunpowder.

00:46:53.000 They invented rockets. 0.98

00:46:55.000 I mean, bro, when I fucking order my clothes to sell, I get it from there. 0.97

00:47:01.000 They do it much fucking better and cheaper than here. 0.97

00:47:04.000 You can buy good American stuff. 0.86

00:47:06.000 Nah, but it's not the same.

00:47:08.000 When you outsource, hey, listen, I like America, but if you want to get it done right, you go to China. 0.98

00:47:15.000 That's so ridiculous. 0.98

00:47:17.000 That is a crazy thing to say. 0.99

00:47:19.000 But it is fucked up that somewhere we lost our way and we decided that it would be better for some people over here to get things paid for in a cheap manner. 0.99

00:47:31.000 Get cheap labor from a country where they let people work for like almost nothing and buy your shit from them and then sell it over here. 0.99

00:47:38.000 But it's just short math. 0.99

00:47:41.000 Because, like, everybody's like, hey, hey, hey, do you know what the fuck the trickle-down of that is?

00:47:45.000 How about we just make less money or we don't look at it in terms of, like, you're never gonna end, it's never gonna stop growing?

00:47:54.000 How about you, like, maintain what we've got and make high-quality stuff and keep all these jobs here?

00:47:59.000 Like, what's the economic downside of getting rid of Thousands of jobs every time they close a plan.

00:48:06.000 Thousands of jobs just to make a little bit more money, or even if it's a lot more money.

00:48:11.000 Like, aren't you making money?

00:48:12.000 Isn't it so successful that you can buy a new plant in Mexico? 0.99

00:48:15.000 Like, what the fuck are we doing? 0.99

00:48:17.000 People are fucking sticking ahead. 1.00

00:48:17.000 It's so short-sighted. 1.00

00:48:18.000 Yeah, so it's all money, [...

00:48:20.000 You ever see Roger and me?

00:48:22.000 Mm-mm.

00:48:23.000 It's Michael Moore's best documentary, I think.

00:48:26.000 And it's the first one, too.

00:48:28.000 I like Michael Moore a lot.

00:48:29.000 He was young.

00:48:30.000 He's a good dude.

00:48:30.000 I met him a couple times.

00:48:32.000 I met him one time, coming out of the fucking 23rd anniversary Jordan party. 0.99

00:48:36.000 Fuck That's Delicious had just come on Vice. 0.99

00:48:40.000 And he walked out. 0.99

00:48:42.000 He was in his limo.

00:48:43.000 He came out.

00:48:44.000 He goes, Action!

00:48:45.000 What's up? 0.99

00:48:46.000 I've been in the hotel room all weekend watching Fuck That's Delicious. 0.99

00:48:49.000 I love it. 0.99

00:48:51.000 And this is outside the Jordan party. 0.99

00:48:53.000 I just met Moses Malone and shit like that. 0.99

00:48:55.000 It was fucking crazy. 0.99

00:48:56.000 Yeah, that's cool. 0.98

00:48:57.000 And this was early on and he gave me that props.

00:49:00.000 That's nice.

00:49:00.000 It meant a lot to me.

00:49:01.000 The documentary is really good.

00:49:03.000 It's really good and it's really heartbreaking.

00:49:06.000 It's about Flint, Michigan when the auto factories pull out.

00:49:09.000 Bro, he does these tear-jerkers, man.

00:49:12.000 This one's a really good one.

00:49:13.000 He's showing you the real. 0.99

00:49:14.000 This is the realest of the real, because this is where he's from, and he got to see all these people, just thousands of people, man, that were employed by the auto industry, just get those jobs removed and sent to Mexico, and they're fucked, man. 0.97

00:49:26.000 No one has anything. 0.96

00:49:28.000 No one has anything.

00:49:29.000 There's just, like, nothing to do.

00:49:32.000 It's not like you need to work harder.

00:49:34.000 It's like, no, the industry's gone.

00:49:36.000 There's no jobs.

00:49:37.000 There's nothing to do there.

00:49:38.000 The main thing in the town is now gone.

00:49:41.000 The town just died.

00:49:42.000 It's a ghost town now. 1.00

00:49:44.000 Now everyone's fucked. 1.00

00:49:45.000 And it happened like that. 0.99

00:49:48.000 And it happened because people wanted to make more money.

00:49:50.000 That's what's crazy.

00:49:52.000 So they don't make Cadillac over there anymore?

00:49:54.000 I don't know what they're doing now, because I know a lot of things have come back to Detroit.

00:49:58.000 Like, Detroit's kind of making a bit of a boom.

00:50:00.000 Sam Talent just moved to Detroit.

00:50:01.000 Shout out to Sam Talent.

00:50:04.000 Hilarious comedian, if you don't know who he is.

00:50:06.000 But they've got...

00:50:09.000 You know, there's a lot of businesses that are coming out of Detroit that are proud about it, like Shinola, made in Detroit, American-made watches and leather bags.

00:50:17.000 I stay in that hotel a lot.

00:50:19.000 Oh, it's a good hotel, man.

00:50:20.000 It is.

00:50:20.000 They're legit.

00:50:21.000 Shinola's legit.

00:50:22.000 So there's a bunch of stuff happening there, but it used to be one of the richest cities in the world.

00:50:28.000 Detroit in the 19...

00:50:29.000 You ever seen videos of Detroit in the 1960s?

00:50:31.000 That's where the players came from.

00:50:33.000 It was Detroit players.

00:50:34.000 Bro.

00:50:35.000 That's where dressing like a player came from.

00:50:37.000 Bro.

00:50:38.000 Gators. 1.00

00:50:39.000 All kinds of fucking outfits and gators. 1.00

00:50:41.000 That's where it came from. 1.00

00:50:42.000 Booming economy.

00:50:44.000 Buffs. 1.00

00:50:44.000 The fucking Cartier lenses. 1.00

00:50:47.000 It's like a whole thing. 1.00

00:50:48.000 Motor City Hitman, Thomas Hearns.

00:50:50.000 Come on, man.

00:50:50.000 You don't think he wore Cartier lenses?

00:50:53.000 Come on, man.

00:50:53.000 100%.

00:50:54.000 And he wore Gators.

00:50:55.000 100%.

00:50:56.000 So that place was this thriving city.

00:51:00.000 And then all of a sudden, the auto manufacturers pulled out.

00:51:04.000 You just watched one of the great cities melt.

00:51:09.000 Why?

00:51:10.000 Because someone wanted to make more money.

00:51:11.000 That is so crazy that people are willing to do that. 0.99

00:51:15.000 It's so fucking crazy. 0.99

00:51:18.000 Well now I have to fucking rethink all my business models. 0.99

00:51:21.000 Yeah. 0.96

00:51:23.000 I work with Origin.

00:51:24.000 Origin is a company in Maine.

00:51:26.000 It's all American-made.

00:51:27.000 Everything.

00:51:28.000 Threads.

00:51:29.000 Everything.

00:51:30.000 Cloth.

00:51:31.000 Everything.

00:51:32.000 All our hunting gear is made by Origin.

00:51:34.000 All of it's made.

00:51:35.000 They develop the pattern.

00:51:37.000 They make it all.

00:51:38.000 Everybody gets paid well.

00:51:39.000 Great jobs.

00:51:41.000 It just feels better.

00:51:43.000 I always say that about iPhones.

00:51:45.000 Make me an iPhone that you make in America. 0.99

00:51:47.000 Just charge me more money.

00:51:49.000 Can you just put a little US flag in the corner so I know I'm getting that one?

00:51:53.000 And just charge me more money.

00:51:55.000 Just charge me more money.

00:51:56.000 It's like when you buy a pair of New Balance sneakers, the made in America ones are always the better quality stuff.

00:52:02.000 You know you're getting quality when it says, made in the US of A. But also, you know you're getting it from people that you have to adhere to laws, like labor laws.

00:52:14.000 You don't have to adhere to those if you're buying them from third-world countries.

00:52:17.000 Of course.

00:52:18.000 So it's kind of weird that that's okay.

00:52:22.000 And I know – I understand the economics of it.

00:52:24.000 I don't really, but I understand that I don't understand it.

00:52:27.000 I understand it's not my place.

00:52:29.000 But I get why everybody did it, but you've got to look at what the cost of that is.

00:52:35.000 It's so insane.

00:52:37.000 You know, someone was explaining to me that there's some African countries that get free clothes from the United States.

00:52:47.000 So, like, they'll donate, like, free clothes, like a bunch of companies, and they get together and donate free clothes, which seems great, right?

00:52:56.000 But a lot of these developing countries have people making clothes.

00:53:00.000 And then all of a sudden, a bunch of free clothes get dropped off. 0.99

00:53:03.000 And they're like, hey, what the fuck? 0.99

00:53:05.000 Like, now I'm not going to sell any fucking clothes. 0.99

00:53:09.000 Now you literally can't get by making clothes because they're giving away free clothes. 0.98

00:53:14.000 And giving away free clothes is like a part of their whole charitable organization, like to make everybody feel great.

00:53:20.000 Yeah, but they don't need to be doing that.

00:53:21.000 But you could, in fact, cripple a growing economy by giving people free clothes.

00:53:26.000 Give them food.

00:53:27.000 I would have never thought that.

00:53:28.000 I would have never thought that giving someone free clothes could ever be bad.

00:53:32.000 But it could be bad if they're actually starting to develop an economy, or they have a thriving economy, and somebody makes clothes there, and all of a sudden, you know, we think we should give them free clothes, and it's gonna fix everything and make us feel better. 0.96

00:53:45.000 I'll tell you this, in every fucking third world country I've been to, They got fucking Lionel Messi jerseys. 0.95

00:53:51.000 They got Vinnie Jr. jerseys. 0.99

00:53:53.000 They got all kinds of sports jerseys.

00:53:56.000 They're not wearing any. 1.00

00:53:57.000 They're wearing fucking jerseys. 1.00

00:53:59.000 All kinds of sports clothing. 1.00

00:54:01.000 Puma.

00:54:02.000 Interesting. 1.00

00:54:02.000 That's the cool shit? 1.00

00:54:04.000 Always, always. 1.00

00:54:05.000 Young kids always got the fucking soccer jerseys on or just like a team shirt. 0.99

00:54:09.000 I see Yankee shirts. 0.99

00:54:11.000 That's always been the case though, right?

00:54:12.000 Always.

00:54:13.000 Come on.

00:54:13.000 Yeah.

00:54:13.000 I mean, I... To this day, my wardrobe is jerseys.

00:54:18.000 That's all I like wearing.

00:54:19.000 That's all I like wearing.

00:54:20.000 Is that a Patrick Ewing?

00:54:22.000 Yeah, Patrick Ewing.

00:54:23.000 I wore this jersey in like 30 countries already.

00:54:26.000 I never take it off. 0.99

00:54:27.000 It's like I'm fucking Pat. 0.99

00:54:29.000 I should put the knee braces on. 0.99

00:54:31.000 It makes you feel casual.

00:54:32.000 It really does.

00:54:33.000 It makes me feel casual and it also makes me feel like... 0.99

00:54:36.000 You know where the fuck I'm from. 0.99

00:54:38.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:54:38.000 I'm wearing it on my chest, bro. 1.00

00:54:40.000 Exactly, right?

00:54:41.000 Nobody's going to mistake you for a Georgia boy.

00:54:44.000 Oh, no.

00:54:44.000 Hey, my ain't won't come alligator, huh?

00:54:46.000 Yeah, you're not going to fucking think that. 0.98

00:54:48.000 No. 0.98

00:54:48.000 That's for sure. 0.98

00:54:50.000 No, not at all.

00:54:51.000 I was listening to... 0.99

00:54:53.000 I wanted to bring this up because I think that this is fucked up. 0.98

00:54:58.000 I'm listening to WFAN radio in New York City, and they run these weird commercials for older men and shit like that and stuff. 0.99

00:55:08.000 There was this one, yo, fucking Dr. Darius Paduk, fucking a crime against men, a urologist who fucking touched hundreds and hundreds of men, apparently. 0.98

00:55:21.000 They're running this spot on the radio station. 0.99

00:55:26.000 Saturday morning, I'm watching Spongebob on Nickelodeon with my child. 0.99

00:55:30.000 They run the fucking same spot, but a visual of Darius fucking Padauk. 0.98

00:55:38.000 Why are they running that spot on Nickelodeon? 0.99

00:55:42.000 For parents.

00:55:44.000 They're assuming the parents are watching the show with the kids. 0.99

00:55:46.000 But my son's asking me who the fuck is Darius Padauk, and I don't know how to explain that he's done urology and crime against men. 0.99

00:55:52.000 I don't know how to explain that. 0.99

00:55:54.000 So what do you mean by he did crime against men?

00:55:56.000 There were crimes against men.

00:55:57.000 He touched.

00:55:58.000 He did weird things to them during urology exams.

00:56:01.000 And this ad that they were running?

00:56:03.000 Yeah.

00:56:03.000 Was an ad, like a news story, breaking news story?

00:56:06.000 Not a breaking news, but like one of those, yeah, if you have the fucking mesh in your stomach recall, you could get money or this. 0.99

00:56:14.000 Right. 0.97

00:56:14.000 Like they want people to come forward, all the victims of Dr. Darius Paducah. 0.97

00:56:19.000 Oh, I see. 0.98

00:56:21.000 So I just found that a little bit fucking... 0.99

00:56:23.000 Maybe it's for parents. 0.98

00:56:25.000 Yeah, but why on Nickelodeon Spongebob Saturday morning when they're running the same spot on WFAN for like 60-year-old men?

00:56:34.000 That's a good question. 0.99

00:56:35.000 I just thought that was fucked. 0.99

00:56:37.000 Maybe it's just a mistake. 0.98

00:56:39.000 That's my one contribution to this...

00:56:44.000 It was a good one, though.

00:56:46.000 Imagine if commercials were illegal.

00:56:48.000 Imagine if we decided that everything has to exist on its own merit.

00:56:52.000 And, you know, word of mouth is the only thing that counts.

00:56:55.000 There's plenty of social media out.

00:56:57.000 No one's allowed to advertise at all anymore, ever again.

00:57:00.000 Bye!

00:57:00.000 I would love that.

00:57:01.000 No more spots.

00:57:02.000 No more this. 0.99

00:57:03.000 No more fucking reads. 1.00

00:57:04.000 No more that. 1.00

00:57:05.000 Listen.

00:57:06.000 All these reads, bro, it's a lot. 0.99

00:57:09.000 It's a fucking lot. 0.99

00:57:10.000 I'm not used to it. 0.99

00:57:11.000 I'm not used to it.

00:57:12.000 I don't love it.

00:57:13.000 Yeah, AI's gonna take that for you.

00:57:16.000 Should I do it now?

00:57:18.000 You think I could pull that one off now? 0.73

00:57:19.000 Probably pretty fucking close. 0.98

00:57:21.000 Pretty fucking close. 0.99

00:57:23.000 What is this AI with the iPhone that I'm seeing on Instagram? 0.98

00:57:27.000 This is the newest AI. Should I throw this against the wall?

00:57:31.000 I don't know.

00:57:32.000 Elon seems to be very apprehensive.

00:57:36.000 And he said something about that if it is in the operating system, if it's in iOS itself, he doesn't think they're going to be able to control it.

00:57:45.000 And he thinks it represents security risk to the extent that he's not going to allow...

00:57:51.000 People to if this does get implemented as a part of the operating system He's not gonna allow people at Tesla to have them He's not gonna allow them to come in with like iPads or laptops that are Apple And it gotta go in some sort of box.

00:58:06.000 Listen, man, if he's getting scared, I get scared.

00:58:08.000 I'm scared.

00:58:09.000 I get scared. 0.99

00:58:10.000 When he's saying, hey, you're letting that fucking thing in everyone's phones and you don't know how to control it. 0.98

00:58:15.000 And they're like, hey, you know why they got AI? Do you know why they're doing that? 0.99

00:58:20.000 Because of this.

00:58:22.000 This is the Samsung Galaxy S24 Ultra. 0.95

00:58:26.000 You're no fool. 0.96

00:58:26.000 I'm about to get it. 0.96

00:58:27.000 This is my new phone.

00:58:28.000 I'm getting it.

00:58:28.000 Yeah.

00:58:29.000 Listen, Apple's great.

00:58:30.000 I love Apple.

00:58:31.000 I'm not a hater.

00:58:33.000 I'm going to keep this phone too.

00:58:34.000 But there's things that I can do with this phone that I can't do with this phone.

00:58:38.000 This phone has anti-glare screen.

00:58:41.000 It's way better to look at outside.

00:58:42.000 Way better.

00:58:43.000 Instantly I notice that.

00:58:44.000 It charges quicker. 1.00

00:58:45.000 It has all kinds of crazy shit. 0.99

00:58:47.000 Like you can circle an object and Google just searches it for you. 0.99

00:58:50.000 It tells you, like you see someone's sneakers, you're like, damn, those are cool.

00:58:53.000 Google sends you a link, shows where you can shop for it. 0.98

00:58:57.000 It does a lot of shit that you can't get on an iPhone right now. 0.94

00:59:03.000 So they had a response to that? 0.99

00:59:04.000 They don't even look that cool.

00:59:05.000 They're cool, but they're antiquated.

00:59:09.000 This thing translates in real time.

00:59:10.000 So you could be speaking Italian, and I could be speaking English.

00:59:13.000 We could have a conversation.

00:59:14.000 That's one of the best things to use.

00:59:16.000 My wife and I, we have this masseuse. 0.84

00:59:19.000 She's a Chinese woman, about 70 years old.

00:59:22.000 We're great friends with her, and we just talk with the phone.

00:59:26.000 Translate, translate.

00:59:27.000 It's phenomenal.

00:59:28.000 She sends text messages, full Chinese characters.

00:59:30.000 Wow.

00:59:31.000 Translate.

00:59:32.000 That's dope. 0.93

00:59:33.000 Isn't that dope?

00:59:33.000 I would love to just be able to say something and then in my voice it says it in Chinese to her.

00:59:38.000 I think they're doing that.

00:59:39.000 I think they're doing that.

00:59:40.000 I think that is 100% gonna happen.

00:59:42.000 I'd learn Chinese that way also.

00:59:44.000 Yes.

00:59:45.000 You really could.

00:59:46.000 It's better than Rosetta Stone.

00:59:49.000 What's the best way?

00:59:50.000 There's a bunch of different controversial best way to learn...

00:59:54.000 Well, you could learn Spanish in six weeks. 0.99

00:59:56.000 I'll tell you how to fucking learn Spanish. 1.00

00:59:58.000 Go work in the kitchen. 1.00

00:59:59.000 Right. 0.59

00:59:59.000 With some Mexican dudes that will not speak English to you. 0.59

01:00:02.000 That's how you learn.

01:00:03.000 Yeah, you gotta pick it up.

01:00:05.000 That's how I learned.

01:00:05.000 Pick it up eventually.

01:00:07.000 That is what they say, immersion, right?

01:00:09.000 That's the best way to really learn a language.

01:00:11.000 Immersion.

01:00:11.000 I mean, also, like, if you learn, like, phrases.

01:00:14.000 Like, phrases as far as, like, I don't know.

01:00:18.000 I don't even know how to...

01:00:19.000 I can't even give you an example.

01:00:22.000 Things about the day or what you're about to do or shit like that, just normal phrases that you would use in everyday life.

01:00:29.000 If you just use those, more than likely they're gonna catch one way or another.

01:00:34.000 You could use them in different settings.

01:00:37.000 You just gotta know a couple things.

01:00:38.000 And then you build off that.

01:00:40.000 Imagine how funny that must sound to them. 1.00

01:00:42.000 Our stupid Spanish. 1.00

01:00:44.000 You know? 1.00

01:00:45.000 It's like Borat sounds to us.

01:00:49.000 Yeah, no, I mean...

01:00:50.000 The one thing that I do, I love when immigrants come here and they try to speak English. 1.00

01:00:56.000 Because a lot of Americans, they don't fucking try and speak any other languages. 0.97

01:01:00.000 Right. 0.99

01:01:00.000 But everybody comes here and learns English one way or another, they're speaking broken, but you understand it. 0.99

01:01:05.000 Yeah.

01:01:05.000 Right?

01:01:06.000 Yeah.

01:01:07.000 It's probably the most, other than Spanish, the most recognized language.

01:01:12.000 Like, what is the most popular language on earth?

01:01:15.000 Well, numbers-wise, it might be Mandarin. 0.98

01:01:19.000 Or it might be Hindi.

01:01:20.000 Like, what is the most popular language on Earth?

01:01:24.000 Like, take a guess.

01:01:25.000 What do you think it is?

01:01:25.000 I think it's Spanish.

01:01:27.000 I think it's the most spoken language in the world.

01:01:29.000 The most countries.

01:01:31.000 Spanish is?

01:01:33.000 Yeah, let's see.

01:01:34.000 What are the most spoken languages in the world?

01:01:38.000 What are the most spoken languages in the world?

01:01:41.000 Chinese number one? 0.99

01:01:42.000 Yeah.

01:01:43.000 That makes sense.

01:01:43.000 I thought there was multiple dialects.

01:01:45.000 Right, but like maybe it's just...

01:01:47.000 It says Chinese slash Mandarin. 0.84

01:01:49.000 Okay.

01:01:49.000 900 million.

01:01:51.000 900 million, bro. 0.99

01:01:52.000 Yeah, but there's a lot of fucking guys over there speaking their language natively. 0.99

01:01:55.000 I don't know if it, you know, I've never met a white guy that could speak it perfectly or a black guy that could speak it perfectly. 0.99

01:02:02.000 I've met a few people that know Mandarin.

01:02:03.000 A couple.

01:02:04.000 Yeah.

01:02:05.000 A couple.

01:02:05.000 Very strange.

01:02:06.000 But who knows Cantonese?

01:02:08.000 John Cena. 1.00

01:02:09.000 Fuck outta here, fuckin' John Cena doesn't know Cantonese! 1.00

01:02:13.000 Are you kidding me? 1.00

01:02:15.000 It says English is number one.

01:02:16.000 What?

01:02:17.000 It says English is number one.

01:02:19.000 One of them says English is number one?

01:02:21.000 It depends on what you're talking about.

01:02:23.000 But that only says 1.552 million.

01:02:26.000 Oh, wow.

01:02:27.000 1 billion 452. That was the best answer I've ever heard in my life.

01:02:33.000 A lot of Chinese people might know English because of the internet.

01:02:36.000 Do you know main language?

01:02:42.000 Do you know a couple words?

01:02:44.000 Can you hold a conversation?

01:02:46.000 Interesting.

01:02:47.000 English has become the world's most common language.

01:02:50.000 Default for international business, tourism, tech, and much more.

01:02:53.000 I mean, programming things is a big thing.

01:02:56.000 So you can't program in multiple languages. 0.87

01:02:58.000 Isn't there some shit going down right now where Saudi Arabia is getting off the US dollar, the petrodollar? 0.96

01:03:04.000 That's different. 0.98

01:03:05.000 I know it's a little different, but I was just thinking about things I'm scared of.

01:03:11.000 More things I'm scared of?

01:03:12.000 Nah, I mean, listen.

01:03:14.000 There's so many things out there that we have no clue that we should be scared of.

01:03:18.000 As long as I don't know, I'm alright.

01:03:21.000 That's a way to live.

01:03:22.000 Right, for right now. 1.00

01:03:23.000 But if you tell me, then I'll be like, fuck. 1.00

01:03:25.000 Right now you know. 1.00

01:03:26.000 Now you gotta operate.

01:03:27.000 Now I gotta figure it out.

01:03:28.000 Aliens are real.

01:03:29.000 There's no doubt about it. 0.99

01:03:30.000 If you think about what this actually is, what are we fucking doing? 0.96

01:03:34.000 This life experience. 0.98

01:03:36.000 Aliens, this, that. 1.00

01:03:37.000 There's all kinds of crazy shit. 1.00

01:03:39.000 We can't just think. 0.99

01:03:40.000 Are we even living right now?

01:03:42.000 What is happening right now?

01:03:43.000 What is this?

01:03:43.000 It might be simulation theory.

01:03:46.000 Exactly.

01:03:47.000 You got something, Jamie?

01:03:49.000 Something that says what you said, but I don't know.

01:03:51.000 So they ditched the U.S. dollar today, right?

01:03:53.000 It was a pact for 50 years.

01:03:56.000 I don't know that it wasn't expected.

01:03:58.000 I don't know that they just did it. 1.00

01:03:59.000 The dollar is a piece of shit. 1.00

01:04:01.000 Is it? 1.00

01:04:02.000 I think so.

01:04:02.000 I like them.

01:04:03.000 I like the way...

01:04:05.000 I have a bunch of them sitting right there that I could hold, but I don't...

01:04:09.000 They're almost worthless.

01:04:11.000 Craig Jones came in here, and he had a million dollars in cash.

01:04:14.000 On him?

01:04:14.000 Yeah.

01:04:16.000 I want to grab that bag.

01:04:18.000 You see a million dollars in cash, it's just piles of hundreds.

01:04:21.000 Like, this is crazy.

01:04:22.000 A million dollars in cash isn't that much, though.

01:04:25.000 It's a bag.

01:04:25.000 Yeah, it's a bag.

01:04:26.000 In hundreds, it's not that much.

01:04:27.000 It's like a gym bag, stuffed with hundreds.

01:04:32.000 It was weird.

01:04:32.000 That looks good.

01:04:33.000 It looked good.

01:04:34.000 That looks good to me.

01:04:35.000 Look good.

01:04:35.000 Looks like a drug deal gone bad.

01:04:37.000 Yeah, or good.

01:04:39.000 Both.

01:04:39.000 Yeah.

01:04:40.000 Life in the fast lane.

01:04:45.000 It's only 22 pounds of money.

01:04:47.000 Oh.

01:04:48.000 22 pounds of money.

01:04:51.000 It's like the things you would do with the rod.

01:04:55.000 With the rod.

01:04:56.000 Yeah, you could do that with that bag of money.

01:04:58.000 Just do kettlebells with that bag of money. 1.00

01:05:00.000 I mean, now it'd be fire to work out.

01:05:02.000 Yeah, you could do some shield cast with that bag of money.

01:05:04.000 Listen, all I know is that a million dollars isn't even a lot anymore.

01:05:08.000 And you need to do a lot to make a million dollars.

01:05:11.000 Especially when you make one million dollars, you're not making one million dollars.

01:05:15.000 Right.

01:05:16.000 In California, that's about to become the average home price.

01:05:22.000 Eight years ago I was in Vancouver and they told me that was the average price.

01:05:26.000 A million.

01:05:27.000 A million dollars.

01:05:28.000 And what does the average person make?

01:05:30.000 I think they make $62,000. 0.99

01:05:32.000 Who the fuck is living in these places? 1.00

01:05:34.000 It's insane. 1.00

01:05:36.000 The average home being a million dollars, like everyone's in debt.

01:05:38.000 And then you've got companies that are buying up houses just so they can lease them out to people and make money leasing them.

01:05:44.000 I mean, bro, look at New York City.

01:05:45.000 I'm over here looking for a house.

01:05:47.000 I'm competing with brokers and like big people who want to put buildings where these old homes used to be.

01:05:54.000 Right.

01:05:55.000 Right.

01:05:55.000 They're ready to just go, you know?

01:05:57.000 They do a lot of that stuff out here, like, on 6th Street.

01:06:00.000 They're gonna start to do that. 0.99

01:06:02.000 But on a lot of these places where you see these giant-ass skyscrapers, they used to be like a little bitch-ass building. 1.00

01:06:07.000 And somebody bought it up and just built straight up. 0.97

01:06:09.000 And they're trying to do that a lot.

01:06:11.000 That's what happens. 1.00

01:06:13.000 That's fucking... 1.00

01:06:14.000 Capitalism. 1.00

01:06:14.000 Is that called Industrial Revolution? 1.00

01:06:17.000 No.

01:06:19.000 Capitalism.

01:06:20.000 You know, it's good if you want to live in an apartment building, but you just gotta recognize what it is and what's going on.

01:06:26.000 You know?

01:06:26.000 Apartment buildings are good for certain things.

01:06:29.000 It's funny.

01:06:29.000 That's all I've known my whole life.

01:06:31.000 Two bedroom.

01:06:32.000 Yeah?

01:06:33.000 That's all I've known.

01:06:34.000 I'd like to know something better.

01:06:36.000 If you live in the city, you get accustomed to that.

01:06:37.000 I only stay, like, if there's a table here in the room, I just sit in this one corner only. 0.98

01:06:42.000 Now, I wouldn't even go on that side of the fucking table. 0.98

01:06:44.000 Because you used to being confined? 0.99

01:06:46.000 I'm a creature.

01:06:47.000 I'm a creature.

01:06:48.000 Just leave me in the corner as a creature.

01:06:51.000 That's it.

01:06:53.000 I don't need space.

01:06:54.000 I'm like a little baby veal.

01:06:58.000 You just like to huddle up in your den. 1.00

01:07:01.000 I do, with my fucking pipe. 1.00

01:07:03.000 Huffing. 1.00

01:07:05.000 Watching MMA talk.

01:07:08.000 Constant, like Chael Sonnen talking crazy.

01:07:12.000 How do you think you would live if you lived in a place with a lot of land and quiet nights?

01:07:17.000 Do you think you'd be missing it?

01:07:19.000 I would have to have some sort of live entertainment.

01:07:22.000 I love live entertainment.

01:07:23.000 Something near you you could go see?

01:07:25.000 Either that or just something exciting at the house.

01:07:29.000 Like a band. 0.98

01:07:30.000 I would bring sick musicians to the home.

01:07:34.000 All these different jazz and funk Fusion bands and these old-school bands that I love, I would bring them all.

01:07:40.000 Have little mini concerts back there.

01:07:42.000 Yeah.

01:07:44.000 Well, that's kind of what Dave Chappelle does in Yellow Springs, Ohio.

01:07:47.000 Oh, yeah?

01:07:48.000 Yeah, he's always got musicians out there, comedians out there.

01:07:51.000 He's living the way he needs to live.

01:07:53.000 That's what he wants.

01:07:53.000 Yeah, he started doing that during the pandemic, when everybody was locked down.

01:07:57.000 He was doing outside shows with masks on.

01:07:59.000 Remember those days? 0.99

01:08:00.000 Oh, yeah, he was doing fucking hooky parties. 0.99

01:08:02.000 He was doing the old-school hooky party. 1.00

01:08:08.000 Yeah.

01:08:08.000 Those were so crazy days.

01:08:10.000 You couldn't go outside without a mask on. 1.00

01:08:12.000 I was wearing a gas mask to go to the fucking supermarket. 1.00

01:08:16.000 Can you believe that? 1.00

01:08:18.000 I had a fucking 3M gas mask with the two things here. 0.99

01:08:22.000 I looked at myself in the mirror. 0.98

01:08:23.000 I said, what am I doing? 1.00

01:08:25.000 And I just took that shit off. 0.99

01:08:26.000 I'm like, yo... 0.99

01:08:28.000 Everyone's gonna have to deal with me.

01:08:29.000 If you're outside and I'm outside, it's on you.

01:08:32.000 Well, in LA, people would yell at you.

01:08:34.000 They'd yell at you if you'd be outside with no mask on.

01:08:37.000 There was nobody out in the streets of New York.

01:08:39.000 I had the whole city to myself.

01:08:40.000 There was a lot of days like that.

01:08:41.000 Had the whole city to myself.

01:08:43.000 I would get from one place to another in lightning speed.

01:08:46.000 Do you remember there was this one kid who crashed, like, a million-dollar Porsche?

01:08:52.000 He crashed some, like, crazy...

01:08:53.000 I think it was, like, one of those Carrera GTs.

01:08:57.000 That Paul Walker one?

01:08:58.000 Yeah, it was either that or the 918. Like, some crazy car.

01:09:03.000 And this dude was just using New York City like a racetrack, because there was no cars.

01:09:08.000 I didn't know about that.

01:09:09.000 I was doing the same thing in a Jeep Grand Cherokee, though.

01:09:12.000 That's the problem. 0.99

01:09:14.000 This guy fucked up that car. 0.99

01:09:16.000 That's a nice one. 0.99

01:09:18.000 That's a Carrera GT. There's not that many of them in the world.

01:09:22.000 And this is a gumballa.

01:09:24.000 That looks total.

01:09:25.000 He has charges dismissed.

01:09:27.000 Oh, the charges are dismissed? 1.00

01:09:28.000 So this dude was just driving around like a fucking psychopath. 1.00

01:09:34.000 Oof. 1.00

01:09:35.000 When there was no one on the streets.

01:09:37.000 He's lucky he's alive in that one. 0.99

01:09:38.000 Yeah, he wiped that fucking car up. 1.00

01:09:40.000 That's a fucking gorgeous vehicle. 1.00

01:09:42.000 I wonder if they totaled the car. 1.00

01:09:43.000 It looks like it's totaled.

01:09:45.000 I'd buy that at the auction.

01:09:46.000 Somebody would.

01:09:47.000 If you have a Carrera GT like that, there's other people that have Carrera GTs that would want things from it.

01:09:54.000 Of course.

01:09:54.000 Even if it is totaled, there's a lot of that stuff.

01:09:57.000 Definitely salvage those parts.

01:09:58.000 If Porsche lets that happen, that's such an exclusive car.

01:10:03.000 Some of those companies like Ferrari and Porsche, they have rules on how you're allowed to sell things.

01:10:08.000 Even if you crash it, they'll just take it back?

01:10:10.000 I don't know.

01:10:11.000 I don't know.

01:10:12.000 I bet they would.

01:10:13.000 I bet some of them would.

01:10:15.000 You can't get under that thing to get the catalytic converter.

01:10:18.000 No.

01:10:19.000 There's no way.

01:10:19.000 That is the same car that Paul Walker died in.

01:10:22.000 That is. 1.00

01:10:23.000 It's because that thing slides like a motherfucker, man. 0.99

01:10:27.000 If you hit one bump in the city and you're going at a specific speed, you're hydro gliding. 0.99

01:10:32.000 You're in the air spinning.

01:10:34.000 Well, what does it say?

01:10:35.000 The reason for dismissal is apparently a lack of proof.

01:10:38.000 Rodentrack cites a record from the court appearance as stating the people are moving to dismiss this matter because the case cannot be proven beyond a reasonable doubt.

01:10:47.000 Where did this happen?

01:10:48.000 On the bridge or in the city or somewhere?

01:10:49.000 I think it was in the city.

01:10:51.000 Okay, so look at the top.

01:10:52.000 Go to the top.

01:10:53.000 No one was around, man.

01:10:55.000 Very publicized incident occurred nearly a year ago on the then-empty streets of New York City.

01:10:59.000 A rare Gumballa Mirage GT was captured on video, crashing into several vehicles before finally coming to a stop.

01:11:07.000 Video even captured the driver behind the wheel, who's later identified as Benjamin Chen.

01:11:12.000 Now, charges against Chen for the incidents have apparently been dismissed.

01:11:16.000 So they're saying to dismiss it because the case cannot be proven beyond a reasonable doubt.

01:11:22.000 Huh.

01:11:23.000 Okay.

01:11:24.000 Did any of those jurors buy new cars?

01:11:27.000 Like, look at him wiping out.

01:11:28.000 Oh my god.

01:11:29.000 Let me see that again.

01:11:29.000 He's lucky.

01:11:29.000 Let me see that again.

01:11:30.000 He's a lucky baby.

01:11:32.000 Oh yeah.

01:11:32.000 He was full on out of control.

01:11:35.000 He's lucky he hit the passenger side.

01:11:37.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:11:38.000 He fucked that car up. 0.99

01:11:40.000 And he's trying to get away. 0.99

01:11:43.000 So I guess, you know, people were encouraged by the fact that there was no one in the streets to let it out a little bit.

01:11:50.000 I was.

01:11:51.000 I was.

01:11:52.000 Jamie, that's not proof.

01:11:53.000 That's CGI. That him getting out of the car, also not proof.

01:11:57.000 The city was a playground, bro. 1.00

01:11:59.000 Shut up, you fucking communist. 1.00

01:12:00.000 The cops are talking to him. 1.00

01:12:01.000 I don't understand. 1.00

01:12:04.000 The city was a motherfucking playground. 0.99

01:12:07.000 It'll never be like that again. 1.00

01:12:09.000 Stop being a communist, Jamie. 1.00

01:12:10.000 Fucking narc. 1.00

01:12:11.000 Look at him over there. 1.00

01:12:12.000 Narking on that kid.

01:12:13.000 You wearing a wire?

01:12:14.000 Yeah, he's wearing a wire.

01:12:16.000 This room's all mic'd up. 0.99

01:12:18.000 God damn it. 1.00

01:12:18.000 Gonna throw water all over him. 1.00

01:12:19.000 Now you tell me?

01:12:23.000 How did we get under that?

01:12:26.000 People driving crazy down New York City?

01:12:28.000 He had the city to himself.

01:12:29.000 Yeah, I've just had the city to myself during the pandemic.

01:12:32.000 There was no one around.

01:12:34.000 There was literally nobody.

01:12:35.000 Nothing to be said.

01:12:37.000 Bro, LA had no traffic.

01:12:39.000 There was no rules.

01:12:39.000 You could drive around in LA and there was no one on the road.

01:12:42.000 It was the weirdest fucking thing ever. 0.97

01:12:44.000 Ian Edwards has a joke about it. 0.99

01:12:45.000 Like, I want to find out how much time it really takes to get places.

01:12:52.000 Because in LA, you never know.

01:12:54.000 Bro, I've been in the worst traffic over there.

01:12:57.000 It's actually, it gives me PTSD. I don't even want to drive anymore because I get very bad road rage these days.

01:13:06.000 It's bad for your head, man.

01:13:07.000 I'm in the car, windows up, screaming.

01:13:11.000 So you just can't go anywhere?

01:13:13.000 I'm freaking out.

01:13:14.000 I can't get myself together.

01:13:16.000 And what if you're low on gas, you know?

01:13:18.000 Or what if you're low on batteries? 1.00

01:13:21.000 Or if you gotta take a shit. 0.99

01:13:23.000 Or if you got things to do. 0.99

01:13:24.000 Like, if you're caught up out there, I'll do crazy things to get out of traffic.

01:13:29.000 There's nothing I wouldn't do.

01:13:30.000 I'll ride on the side.

01:13:32.000 I'll go through the forest.

01:13:34.000 Whatever I need to do to get out of traffic, I've done.

01:13:36.000 You know, one of the things that's interesting is that Waze, which is really the best way to get around.

01:13:41.000 Like, if you want to, like, find out where the bullshit is, Waze is really good.

01:13:45.000 And people report, like, there's an accident here. 0.93

01:13:48.000 And everybody kind of communicates.

01:13:50.000 Very, very good.

01:13:52.000 But Waze was making people that were leaving New York and driving through Jersey, they were just going through all these neighborhoods.

01:13:59.000 Because they say, like, oh, the highway's gonna be jammed up.

01:14:02.000 But you can get around the highway by going this way.

01:14:03.000 So Waze starts navigating people through neighborhoods, and then the cops stop people from going through the neighborhoods.

01:14:10.000 Now, do you live here?

01:14:11.000 No, they can't drive through here. 0.99

01:14:12.000 Like, what the fuck are you talking about? 0.99

01:14:14.000 Like, no, you have a problem. 1.00

01:14:16.000 The problem is Waze told me...

01:14:19.000 How to get through your neighborhood.

01:14:21.000 You got to take it up with Waze.

01:14:23.000 You can't tell me I can't drive on a regular street.

01:14:26.000 I could drive on a regular street just to look around.

01:14:28.000 For sure.

01:14:29.000 Totally legal.

01:14:30.000 Trying to check out the scenery.

01:14:31.000 Yeah, this is a nice house.

01:14:32.000 I want to drive by.

01:14:34.000 What are you saying?

01:14:35.000 I used to go on nature rides with my mother all the time.

01:14:37.000 But when you're saying that Waze shouldn't have told people about this cool shortcut through your neighborhood so you didn't have to be on the highway, you're right.

01:14:47.000 But that's just reality.

01:14:49.000 Everything's gonna get blown up.

01:14:50.000 It existed.

01:14:51.000 Yeah.

01:14:52.000 And Waze just exposed it to the rest of the world that take a left on Peabody and then you're a nice four-lane road with no one on it.

01:15:00.000 It's like exposing the best pizza shop.

01:15:02.000 Sorry. 1.00

01:15:03.000 It's the same shit, guy. 0.99

01:15:04.000 Pardon me. 1.00

01:15:05.000 Fucking asshole, now there's a line around the block. 1.00

01:15:08.000 I can't get a pie, you piece of shit. 1.00

01:15:10.000 No, no, no, no, no. 1.00

01:15:11.000 Things change.

01:15:12.000 Yeah.

01:15:12.000 Everyone needs to know about it, how good it is.

01:15:14.000 Yeah.

01:15:15.000 That's it.

01:15:16.000 But for me, New York, I rarely drive with a Waze or any type of Google or anything.

01:15:20.000 I just know how to go.

01:15:22.000 I know the shortcuts of everywhere I need to go.

01:15:25.000 Yeah?

01:15:26.000 Yeah, man.

01:15:27.000 Just have it in your brain.

01:15:28.000 Yeah.

01:15:28.000 If you see something's congested there, you go back around.

01:15:31.000 What if it's something you don't know, like something's going on? 1.00

01:15:37.000 Then I'm fucked. 1.00

01:15:39.000 Then I'm fucked. 1.00

01:15:41.000 If I'm anticipated, I know that Van Wick's always fucked. 1.00

01:15:44.000 So I'll go all through South Ozone Park. 0.99

01:15:47.000 I'll get there before everybody.

01:15:48.000 You just get used to hustling, moving quick through intersections, trying to change lanes.

01:15:56.000 I cannot drive straight.

01:15:58.000 I could drive all day long doing that, stopping at lights, finding ways to get out of things, all day. 0.99

01:16:04.000 Straight, 45 minutes, I'm fucking knocked out. 0.99

01:16:08.000 Bad. 0.99

01:16:10.000 Do you fall asleep at the wheel?

01:16:11.000 No, no, but I will.

01:16:13.000 I know that, that's why I don't do it.

01:16:15.000 You get that, like, naughty, sleepy...

01:16:17.000 It's because I'm bored.

01:16:18.000 Right.

01:16:19.000 I need movement.

01:16:20.000 Yeah, I need movement.

01:16:21.000 You're addicted to New York.

01:16:22.000 I really am.

01:16:23.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:16:24.000 It's fucking sick. 1.00

01:16:25.000 Sick. 1.00

01:16:26.000 Yeah, you're addicted to, like, a video game. 0.97

01:16:28.000 I... Yeah.

01:16:30.000 Right? 0.99

01:16:30.000 Fucking yes. 0.99

01:16:32.000 There's a fucking video game over there, man. 1.00

01:16:34.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:16:34.000 It's constant maneuvering and moving and... 0.99

01:16:38.000 Mm-hmm.

01:16:39.000 I just feel alive.

01:16:40.000 And constant people.

01:16:40.000 Yeah, I feel alive.

01:16:42.000 Yeah, I have a bunch of friends who won't leave.

01:16:44.000 I'd like to.

01:16:45.000 I love the vibration of the city, all the people.

01:16:48.000 I do, but I also hate it.

01:16:50.000 I have a love-hate relationship with lots of things, as we all do.

01:16:54.000 You can't just love Austin.

01:16:56.000 There's nothing that you don't like about it. 1.00

01:16:57.000 I'm sure there's some shit you don't like. 0.99

01:16:59.000 But right now, growing up in the city, there's just nothing like it, man. 1.00

01:17:05.000 There's nothing like New York City. 0.98

01:17:07.000 I've been all over the fucking place, and I can't wait to get home. 0.99

01:17:11.000 I cannot wait. 0.97

01:17:13.000 As soon as I touch down JFK, I start clapping like Dominican Republic plane just landed in DR. I'm like, yeah, motherfucker, I'm home. 0.99

01:17:24.000 Nice. 1.00

01:17:26.000 Well, it looks like you.

01:17:28.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:17:29.000 You belong there.

01:17:31.000 That makes sense.

01:17:33.000 Yeah, I'm a city boy.

01:17:34.000 Yeah, it's just like that suits your personality.

01:17:37.000 It's fun.

01:17:39.000 And as someone who enjoys music and food, I mean, what a great place.

01:17:43.000 How do you go wrong there?

01:17:44.000 You got both things there in abundance.

01:17:46.000 Non-stop.

01:17:47.000 It's never-ending.

01:17:48.000 It's also very tiring.

01:17:50.000 You saw today how we got demolished with that Egyptian barbecue. 1.00

01:17:54.000 Yeah, we got hurt.

01:17:55.000 Right?

01:17:55.000 And imagine that was just me there sitting and being expected to eat all that as usual.

01:18:01.000 While he was stacking it on the tray, I'm like, surely there's other people eating with us.

01:18:04.000 I was hoping some of the guys would have something.

01:18:06.000 Yeah, and then the sides, like there's so many sides. 0.98

01:18:09.000 I was like, damn, you're not eating any of that stuff because you don't eat carb. 0.96

01:18:12.000 I'm like, bro, don't even put the carbs there. 0.99

01:18:14.000 Just meat.

01:18:15.000 Just carne.

01:18:16.000 So much good food.

01:18:18.000 Very interesting though.

01:18:19.000 I love when people do something like that.

01:18:21.000 Like a dude is just chilling in Egypt.

01:18:24.000 And he says, you know what?

01:18:25.000 I'm going to move to Austin, Texas and just make barbecue.

01:18:29.000 That's what I want to do with my life.

01:18:32.000 People get enchanted, man.

01:18:33.000 They do.

01:18:34.000 They get enchanted. 1.00

01:18:34.000 They get pulled, but I love when people go for shit. 1.00

01:18:37.000 I love when someone gets enchanted and says, fuck it, let's do it. 1.00

01:18:40.000 Let's just jump on. 1.00

01:18:42.000 Let's see what happens.

01:18:43.000 That's how magic happens.

01:18:45.000 Yeah, it is.

01:18:46.000 That's how fun life experiences happen.

01:18:49.000 Sometimes you gotta take a chance.

01:18:51.000 You gotta show up.

01:18:52.000 Yeah, you gotta do something different.

01:18:54.000 Just take a chance.

01:18:55.000 Yeah, maybe I gotta leave New York.

01:18:59.000 Florida.

01:19:00.000 What do you think about Florida?

01:19:01.000 We got a correction.

01:19:02.000 No, a remote Amazon tribe did not get addiction to porn.

01:19:06.000 Oh, man. 0.69

01:19:06.000 Porn addiction is real. 0.69

01:19:08.000 Can I tell you what I use porn for?

01:19:10.000 Wait a minute. 0.63

01:19:10.000 They are definitely watching porn and the guy was complaining about porn. 0.63

01:19:13.000 Let me tell you what I use porn for.

01:19:15.000 The story got taken out of context.

01:19:16.000 When I'm in the studio alone doing push-ups...

01:19:19.000 We have to clarify this.

01:19:20.000 I have to find out what...

01:19:21.000 We'll get to your studio and doing push-ups, but this is something that we actually talked about, so I want to find out what we were wrong about.

01:19:26.000 A guy wrote a story about his trip there, and someone took a quote.

01:19:31.000 He got from one of the people there that said that some of the boys were sharing pornography in WhatsApp, and then that took off to say that they're all addicted to porn, and got republished on tons of websites.

01:19:46.000 And apparently that was not accurate.

01:19:49.000 Interesting.

01:19:49.000 But they do have access to the internet, and they are scrolling in their phones constantly.

01:19:54.000 And they are boys.

01:19:56.000 The people are not addicted to pornography.

01:19:57.000 There is no hint of this in the forest.

01:19:59.000 There's no suggestion of it in the New York Times article.

01:20:02.000 Right.

01:20:03.000 Here's the thing though, like what does that mean? 0.98

01:20:05.000 They don't see anyone fucking whacking off in the forest? 0.95

01:20:07.000 Yeah, but what does that mean? 0.99

01:20:09.000 When you say addicted to pornography, like first of all, if you're exposed to pornography and you use pornography, like at what point in time does someone get to decide that you're addicted?

01:20:20.000 So let's just take out that word.

01:20:22.000 Let's take out the word addicted, because addicted is a weird word.

01:20:25.000 Let's just say, do they use pornography?

01:20:27.000 Are they using pornography?

01:20:28.000 Is pornography now part of their culture?

01:20:30.000 I would have to say, 100%. 0.98

01:20:32.000 If you have an internet connection and you're a young boy and you find out there's videos out there of people fucking, you're gonna look at them. 0.95

01:20:39.000 X-videos. 0.92

01:20:41.000 Every kid is gonna look at them.

01:20:43.000 You have a phone that gets online, they're gonna look at them.

01:20:46.000 So, to say that they're not addicted to pornography, okay.

01:20:52.000 Okay, by my definition, sure.

01:20:55.000 But also, they're using pornography for the first time ever.

01:20:58.000 They used to live in the jungle with no internet, and all of a sudden now they have porn.

01:21:01.000 And to pretend that that might not have some sort of an impact on them that's not positive, that seems a little crazy. 0.95

01:21:09.000 Like, what do they fucking think is gonna happen? 0.97

01:21:11.000 Well, maybe defining it as addicted to porn is the problem. 0.98

01:21:14.000 You know, instead of saying that, maybe they should have said, kids are looking at porn for the first time ever, which is really just as stunning.

01:21:23.000 Yeah, it's sensational.

01:21:24.000 Yeah.

01:21:25.000 It's a sensational headline.

01:21:27.000 This is what it was driven out of.

01:21:29.000 The article mentioned a complaint from one Marubo leader that some Marubo minors had shared pornography in WhatsApp group chats.

01:21:38.000 This is especially concerning, he said, because Marubo culture frowns upon even kissing in public. 0.99

01:21:44.000 Well, I would imagine that that would fuck with his head. 0.99

01:21:47.000 If they have a culture that has, like, rigid social values, and then all of a sudden this thing online is allowing kids to see people fuck when before they couldn't even see people kiss in public. 0.99

01:22:00.000 And all of a sudden something's coming along and it's disrupting your culture.

01:22:03.000 I get it. 1.00

01:22:04.000 But do you want the fucking email or not, bitch? 1.00

01:22:07.000 Exactly. 1.00

01:22:07.000 Like, what do you want? 1.00

01:22:08.000 How are you going to get your email?

01:22:09.000 You don't know.

01:22:09.000 Come on, bro.

01:22:10.000 Don't you want YouTube?

01:22:11.000 I want it all.

01:22:12.000 Or do you not want YouTube?

01:22:14.000 I want everything.

01:22:15.000 Right. 1.00

01:22:16.000 So you're going to have to get, you know, tell your kids that people fuck. 1.00

01:22:19.000 All right? 1.00

01:22:20.000 Sorry. 1.00

01:22:20.000 And then there's videos about it and all kinds of fucking Amazonian shit. 1.00

01:22:24.000 Imagine, like, how hard ass is their culture? 1.00

01:22:26.000 You can't even kiss in public. 1.00

01:22:29.000 Do that shit somewhere else. 1.00

01:22:30.000 Can't even hug or touch or fucking look at each other. 1.00

01:22:34.000 The first porn video that we all had around 8 years old, it was called Brazilian Butt. 0.99

01:22:39.000 It was like a hard plastic case and my boy Phil Annunziato had it at his house.

01:22:47.000 That's hilarious.

01:22:49.000 Imagine being a person that experiences that though.

01:22:51.000 Imagine being a person that has lived in an indigenous tribe in the Amazon jungle forever. 1.00

01:22:58.000 Your family, your family's family, everybody came from this area, you all know the ways of living there, and then out of nowhere, Elon drops in with his fucking Starlink, and then you're looking at... 0.98

01:23:13.000 Titties on WhatsApp. 1.00

01:23:15.000 Be like, what the fuck is this? 1.00

01:23:16.000 Like, what a mind-changing experience that must be for a young kid. 1.00

01:23:20.000 Titties, you know what? 1.00

01:23:22.000 Titties seems more normal because we're used to seeing tits. 1.00

01:23:25.000 We all had them in our mouths. 1.00

01:23:27.000 But hardcore gang bangs and fucking deep penetration? 1.00

01:23:31.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:23:32.000 That could be shocking.

01:23:34.000 Yeah.

01:23:35.000 Like I was saying before, the way I'm addicted to porn is I like to use it to work out.

01:23:42.000 It's like pre-workout.

01:23:43.000 You watch a little porn? 0.99

01:23:44.000 You put some cock-sucking videos on and you do push-ups. 1.00

01:23:47.000 You're getting that feeling before, like you're gonna fucking do something, but you're not doing anything. 0.99

01:23:53.000 So it gives you all the benefits. 0.94

01:23:55.000 Oh, I see.

01:23:56.000 It's like edging.

01:23:58.000 Right, you get a little testosterone boost.

01:23:59.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:24:00.000 Yeah, nice.

01:24:01.000 Yeah.

01:24:02.000 Well, I'm just, well, I'm alone. 0.98

01:24:04.000 Not when I got the fellas over fucking working out. 0.97

01:24:06.000 Guys, I got a new method. 0.99

01:24:09.000 Everybody's stroking till it's half hard.

01:24:12.000 No, but it really works.

01:24:13.000 Well, they're going to have AI porn in the future, and porn stars are going to be out of business.

01:24:17.000 I saw they just made an AI porn of that, uh, The Stallion.

01:24:21.000 Megan Thee Stallion.

01:24:23.000 Oh, did they do like a deepfake?

01:24:25.000 They made a deepfake of her?

01:24:26.000 Yeah, they're going to be able to do that.

01:24:27.000 There are a lot of those, the Taylor Swift deepfake during the Super Bowl stuff.

01:24:31.000 Those were interesting.

01:24:32.000 There's going to be a lot of those coming.

01:24:35.000 The technology is just going to be too powerful.

01:24:37.000 I wonder how much your iPhone is going to be able to do that. 0.88

01:24:40.000 Because if Apple is doing it with OpenAI, you're going to do some wild shit with OpenAI now. 0.76

01:24:47.000 I've heard that you're going to be able to say, like, make a birthday cake. 0.96

01:24:51.000 Excuse me.

01:24:52.000 With Jamie jumping out of it, and they'll be able to do that.

01:24:56.000 It's not even clear yet.

01:24:58.000 You have to pay to use ChatGPT 4.0.

01:25:01.000 Do you still have to pay once it's on out, like in the Apple operating system?

01:25:06.000 Right.

01:25:07.000 Will it be the subscription that you pay for through Apple?

01:25:09.000 Or you get five uses a month.

01:25:11.000 There's been no clarification on that.

01:25:14.000 Yeah.

01:25:15.000 You have to pay for all of them, honestly, right now.

01:25:17.000 None of them are free.

01:25:18.000 You can use, technically, like, little free uses, like, you're just sort of dabbling in it, but to do anything cool, and even the coolest shit, you can't, no one really has access to all the cool video ones. 0.88

01:25:28.000 No one can fuck with that stuff. 0.82

01:25:30.000 How are they putting the ones up of the dudes, like, at the NFL, I mean, the NBA press conference, like, Anthony Edwards, when he was facing the Mavericks, talking mad shit about Luka Doncic. 0.99

01:25:42.000 It's fake? 0.98

01:25:43.000 Yeah, I mean he's talking crazy.

01:25:44.000 Yeah, they'd have fake press conference. 1.00

01:25:45.000 He's talking fucking absolute crazy. 0.99

01:25:47.000 My dad even sent me one. 0.99

01:25:48.000 He thought it was real.

01:25:49.000 I thought it was real at first. 0.99

01:25:50.000 He's not talking shit like that. 0.99

01:25:52.000 Right, but here's the thing. 0.99

01:25:53.000 How close is it to where you can't ever be able to tell?

01:25:56.000 That's going to get weird.

01:25:58.000 The way that he was speaking, there was some weirdness to the pattern, but a person could be fooled for sure if it wasn't that crazy talk.

01:26:08.000 If it was something normal that was just false, 100% believable.

01:26:14.000 I think they're real close to making...

01:26:17.000 I think you're going to be able to change inflections and have it perfect.

01:26:21.000 Because what they're doing now is so much better than what they were doing just a couple of years ago.

01:26:27.000 Like the deepfakes from a couple of years ago look hilarious.

01:26:30.000 Like Kyle Duncan, you ever see his stuff?

01:26:32.000 No.

01:26:33.000 Kyle Dunn again does these deep fakes where he does like Caitlyn Jenner and Donald Trump and it looks terrible. 0.99

01:26:39.000 But that's part of the funny is that he's got these fucking squiggly things over his face. 1.00

01:26:44.000 It looks like shit. 1.00

01:26:45.000 It's like cartoonish. 1.00

01:26:47.000 It's almost like watching South Park.

01:26:48.000 I love that.

01:26:49.000 Like South Park's funnier because it doesn't even look remotely realistic.

01:26:51.000 Like the face.

01:26:52.000 Yeah.

01:26:52.000 Face doesn't move but the body moves.

01:26:54.000 Yeah, well his face swaps are hilarious.

01:26:58.000 Pull up one of them, just so you can see it.

01:27:01.000 It looks so fake that it comforts you.

01:27:04.000 It doesn't creep you out.

01:27:06.000 It doesn't look exactly like Caitlyn Jenner.

01:27:09.000 I did a weird deep fake video for a song called Latin Grammys where I superimposed my face on Magnus Ver Magnussen's face.

01:27:18.000 And it was like the 94 strong, man.

01:27:20.000 I was just... 1.00

01:27:21.000 Oh, what the fuck? 1.00

01:27:22.000 Oh, yeah, that's crazy. 1.00

01:27:25.000 Hey, guess what?

01:27:26.000 Caitlin Spreggers 2! 0.81

01:27:28.000 Yeah, baby! 1.00

01:27:31.000 We...

01:27:32.000 What?

01:27:34.000 I remember this was a couple years ago, right?

01:27:36.000 Yeah.

01:27:37.000 I remember when this came out.

01:27:38.000 I can't breathe.

01:27:40.000 Babies can breathe in the womb. 0.68

01:27:43.000 That's right.

01:27:44.000 Babies can breathe in the womb. 0.68

01:27:45.000 That's right.

01:27:46.000 Do you have a womb? 1.00

01:27:49.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:27:51.000 I mean, I guess it's dead. 1.00

01:27:52.000 I better go plop this thing out before I get septic shock.

01:27:55.000 Oh my god, Todd.

01:27:57.000 Yeah.

01:27:58.000 Your lip gloss is on fleek.

01:28:00.000 It's Kylie's. 1.00

01:28:02.000 Shut up. 0.99

01:28:03.000 Yeah, isn't that nice? 1.00

01:28:04.000 That's amazing.

01:28:09.000 See, it's funny because it's so fake looking. 0.99

01:28:12.000 It's ridiculous. 0.96

01:28:13.000 That's nice. 0.97

01:28:14.000 That's a nice face swap. 1.00

01:28:15.000 I love shit like that. 1.00

01:28:17.000 I love a good slapstick comedy like Leslie Nielsen and fucking Nordberg. 1.00

01:28:22.000 You know what I mean? 0.97

01:28:23.000 They don't make things like that anymore.

01:28:25.000 Like the old Naked Gun with O.J. Simpson.

01:28:27.000 Yeah, come on. 0.77

01:28:27.000 It was so good. 0.77

01:28:28.000 O.J. Simpson was in a comedy.

01:28:30.000 Oh my God. 0.99

01:28:30.000 He was fucking phenomenal in that movie. 0.99

01:28:33.000 He got killed in every kind of way that you can. 0.99

01:28:35.000 I don't remember it.

01:28:37.000 Nordberg, bro.

01:28:37.000 He gets shot by the Sheik.

01:28:41.000 Then his foot goes on fire.

01:28:43.000 Then he hits his head on something.

01:28:44.000 It's like...

01:28:45.000 Non-stop comedy.

01:28:47.000 Leslie Nielsen was one of those dudes that just could do no wrong. 0.97

01:28:50.000 What a man.

01:28:52.000 One of my favorites. 1.00

01:28:53.000 Funny fucking movies. 1.00

01:28:54.000 What? 1.00

01:28:54.000 Was he in one of those Stephen King... 1.00

01:28:59.000 You know, what are those Stephen King's...

01:29:03.000 You know you had that one compilation, like a comic book?

01:29:07.000 Was it Tales from the Crypt?

01:29:09.000 Tales from the Hood.

01:29:11.000 No, that was a copy of that.

01:29:13.000 That was like a scary...

01:29:14.000 Tales from the Hood was crazy.

01:29:15.000 I think it's Tales from the Crypt, right?

01:29:18.000 Was Leslie Nielsen in that?

01:29:19.000 He was in an Alfred Hitchcock thing, but that's a long time ago.

01:29:22.000 I remember seeing Tales from the Crypt in the movie theater.

01:29:25.000 Dude. 1.00

01:29:26.000 HBO shit. 1.00

01:29:27.000 I think he was in it. 1.00

01:29:29.000 Wasn't he in Tales from the Crypt?

01:29:31.000 He was in Dracula.

01:29:32.000 Like a weird version of Dracula.

01:29:34.000 No way.

01:29:35.000 He was Dracula?

01:29:35.000 He was.

01:29:37.000 Creepshow.

01:29:38.000 That's what it is.

01:29:38.000 Not Tales from the Crypt.

01:29:40.000 Creepshow.

01:29:40.000 Creepshow was a Stephen King adaptation.

01:29:44.000 And he was in it.

01:29:45.000 It was like a bunch of cool stories.

01:29:46.000 One of them was a guy had like a monster under his stairs.

01:29:51.000 This dude opened the stair and the monster ate him.

01:29:55.000 It's like, what?

01:29:56.000 What am I watching here?

01:29:57.000 They were fun.

01:29:58.000 I love those old school scary movies.

01:30:03.000 Him and Ted Danson.

01:30:04.000 Oh yeah, he buried Ted Danson up to his...

01:30:06.000 I think he drugged him and then buried him up to his head and left him there in the sand.

01:30:10.000 And the tide was gonna come and wash him away.

01:30:13.000 This was a serious movie?

01:30:16.000 No, it was a horror movie.

01:30:17.000 But not funny?

01:30:19.000 No, no, not funny.

01:30:20.000 I mean, kind of funny.

01:30:21.000 But he wasn't being a funny guy in that movie. 1.00

01:30:23.000 He was being an asshole. 1.00

01:30:24.000 He was killing some dude. 1.00

01:30:26.000 And then the dude, spoiler alert, comes get some.

01:30:31.000 He digs himself out?

01:30:33.000 Ted Danson?

01:30:34.000 Something happened.

01:30:35.000 They're not specific.

01:30:36.000 Ted Danson's an underrated actor also.

01:30:39.000 Pretty good movie. 1.00

01:30:40.000 I love a good, stupid, scary movie. 1.00

01:30:45.000 Just kind of dumb, but scary. 1.00

01:30:47.000 Fun. 0.99

01:30:48.000 Like the comedies that he did.

01:30:49.000 Oh, Naked Gun, Airplane.

01:30:51.000 Airplane's the classic.

01:30:52.000 Of course, Spy Hard, Dracula.

01:30:54.000 There it is.

01:30:55.000 Dead and loving it.

01:30:57.000 That's a fun... 1.00

01:30:58.000 But all those Mel Brooks movies, History of the World, all that shit. 0.99

01:31:02.000 Oh, man, I grew up on that good old Jewish comedy. 1.00

01:31:06.000 Slapstick-y.

01:31:07.000 Yeah, slapstick. 1.00

01:31:08.000 My grandfather loved all that shit. 1.00

01:31:10.000 Jackie Gleason and the Catskills. 1.00

01:31:11.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:31:15.000 It's interesting when you watch, like comedy movies now are scarce.

01:31:18.000 There's just not a whole lot of them.

01:31:20.000 They're not that funny.

01:31:21.000 There's nobody that's doing a comedy movie that makes me laugh.

01:31:24.000 Well, in order to make a really good comedy movie, you're going to have to be insensitive.

01:31:29.000 For sure.

01:31:30.000 For sure.

01:31:30.000 And people are just not willing to do that right now.

01:31:34.000 And so it's a sign of a sickness of our culture, I think.

01:31:38.000 I really do.

01:31:38.000 It's a sign of our adaptation in a wrong way, in a negative way to social media.

01:31:45.000 We're like inhibiting people from creating things that we all loved. 1.00

01:31:50.000 It's that bullshit. 1.00

01:31:51.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:31:52.000 It's a bullshit world where everyone feels like they're so sensitive they can't be made fun of. 1.00

01:31:58.000 Growing up in my neighborhood you needed thick skin. 1.00

01:32:02.000 You know, everyone got made fun of, whether you were a hot dude, hot girl, fuckin' jacked, skinny, fat, this, whatever. 0.99

01:32:09.000 Everyone caught it. 0.99

01:32:10.000 It's also how people find out if you take yourself too seriously.

01:32:14.000 Of course.

01:32:15.000 The best way to find out if someone takes themselves seriously is to make jokes about them.

01:32:21.000 In front of them.

01:32:22.000 In front of them. 1.00

01:32:23.000 Fuck with them. 1.00

01:32:24.000 And see if they laugh. 1.00

01:32:25.000 And if they laugh, then you're gonna have a good time.

01:32:28.000 But if they get super uptight, are you gonna be super sensitive about everything?

01:32:31.000 Come on, man. 0.98

01:32:32.000 Like, when you even have to tell somebody that, you should just fucking not hang out with that person. 1.00

01:32:36.000 Just get the fuck out of here, man. 1.00

01:32:38.000 I can't do you. 0.99

01:32:39.000 It's enough.

01:32:40.000 Maybe talk in a few years, see if you've evolved. 1.00

01:32:42.000 Tell them to fucking take some drugs. 0.99

01:32:45.000 Yeah, open it up. 0.99

01:32:46.000 What would you recommend?

01:32:47.000 Something like that.

01:32:51.000 The thing that people seem the most open to is hitting the DMT pen.

01:32:56.000 Yeah.

01:32:57.000 You know?

01:32:57.000 Because it seems like they're vaping.

01:32:58.000 Exactly.

01:32:59.000 The pen makes everything better. 0.99

01:33:01.000 You can fucking put anything in the pen and they'll hit it. 0.99

01:33:03.000 It's official. 1.00

01:33:04.000 It's in the pen.

01:33:05.000 Exactly.

01:33:05.000 It's not like some freebase.

01:33:07.000 It's a glass dick. 1.00

01:33:09.000 It's freebase and not as a motherfucker. 1.00

01:33:11.000 It's electric freebase. 0.99

01:33:13.000 Yeah.

01:33:14.000 Which is pretty next level.

01:33:16.000 But I think that...

01:33:19.000 That's an entry-level DMT pen, hit it once or twice, feel a little buzz, you know?

01:33:25.000 Dip your toes in.

01:33:26.000 Dip your toe.

01:33:27.000 But if you're gonna go, you gotta go.

01:33:29.000 Yeah.

01:33:30.000 You gotta go.

01:33:30.000 Gotta go, go.

01:33:31.000 Bye-bye.

01:33:32.000 Bye-bye.

01:33:33.000 That should be legal.

01:33:34.000 They should be able to do that at clinically approved places where people who know how to take care of people are there, pay money to do it, helps the economy, everybody gets tax money.

01:33:45.000 Yay! 0.99

01:33:46.000 Stop turning people into babies.

01:33:48.000 Stop allowing grown adults to tell you and stop being a grown adult that wants to tell another grown adult how to do something that's definitely not going to kill them.

01:33:59.000 It's probably safer than 99% of the things they're gonna do.

01:34:03.000 In terms of like alcohol, cigarettes, opiates.

01:34:07.000 It's probably safer than all those things.

01:34:09.000 It is.

01:34:10.000 And if you tell me not to do something, I'm definitely gonna do it.

01:34:12.000 It doesn't make sense.

01:34:13.000 You shouldn't be allowed to tell somebody that they can't...

01:34:16.000 It doesn't affect other people.

01:34:17.000 It's like, you shouldn't be allowed to tell people they can't do that.

01:34:20.000 That doesn't make any sense.

01:34:21.000 But I think the Deems needs to stay the Deems.

01:34:24.000 You know, like, anytime I've gotten the Deemster...

01:34:26.000 It's been given to me.

01:34:28.000 It's been passed along from a beautiful hand, you know?

01:34:32.000 Right.

01:34:32.000 Somebody wants you to experience it.

01:34:34.000 From a caring hand.

01:34:35.000 It's never been like money.

01:34:37.000 It's not anything like that.

01:34:38.000 This is for experience purposes.

01:34:40.000 Here.

01:34:41.000 Have this.

01:34:41.000 That is true.

01:34:42.000 That is true.

01:34:43.000 That is not something that people are profiting from. 1.00

01:34:46.000 No, you don't sell that shit. 0.99

01:34:47.000 It has to be given as medicine to you. 1.00

01:34:49.000 That's true.

01:34:50.000 I think you've even heard of somebody buying it.

01:34:54.000 Which is really odd, right?

01:34:56.000 That's something that's like, that's crazy.

01:34:59.000 I mean, when you think about this, I mean, I'm sure there's a market for it.

01:35:02.000 I guarantee.

01:35:03.000 There's probably some unscrupulous people that are selling it.

01:35:05.000 They probably don't even take it.

01:35:07.000 There's probably a market for it.

01:35:08.000 It's probably not the good stuff. 0.99

01:35:09.000 You know, there's good stuff and then there's shit. 0.94

01:35:11.000 There's ways of extraction. 0.99

01:35:13.000 Yeah.

01:35:13.000 A lot of people I know of that have gotten it for free.

01:35:16.000 I think that we just need to understand that the people that are saying these negative things about these Substances haven't experienced them.

01:35:26.000 It's just I Understand why they would think what they think but they are saying that Based on a position of not having experienced it and that just doesn't make any sense It doesn't make it makes sense to them Because they think that they have the world defined and that everything is logical and everything has a place and everything makes sense Once they do that that idea goes away that idea goes away But until they do that they live in this infantile

01:35:57.000 state of confidence and In the nature of reality.

01:36:01.000 Once you have that experience, then all of a sudden you go, okay, no one knows what the fuck is going on.

01:36:09.000 This is all crazy and we're like all hyper-connected and life changes forever instantaneously all the time based on how you interface with it.

01:36:22.000 And it's like this moving, breathing thing.

01:36:25.000 It's not static.

01:36:27.000 And we're all connected in some way that we don't have the senses to detect.

01:36:31.000 And you don't get it until you flood your brain with a naturally occurring neurochemical.

01:36:37.000 This neurotransmitter.

01:36:40.000 What's the technical term for what DMT is?

01:36:43.000 Whatever it is.

01:36:44.000 That psychedelic compound that you have that your own brain makes.

01:36:47.000 And when you get it, Then, and you get it while you're sleeping, you get it in your dreams, which is even nuttier.

01:36:53.000 That's the root of our dreams probably.

01:36:55.000 That's the number one theory.

01:36:57.000 Why we have these vivid, insane, like these things that seem like they're real. 0.97

01:37:03.000 When you close your eyes, when you close your eyes and you think of some shit, you could definitely drift into a place if you've had that experience before. 0.93

01:37:11.000 Yeah. 0.93

01:37:12.000 Imagine if every time you sleep, your consciousness actually does go somewhere else.

01:37:18.000 What if you have a whole nother life that operates in a different sort of time realm?

01:37:24.000 Like whatever eight hours is to you while you're sleeping, it's different.

01:37:28.000 But it's your consciousness.

01:37:30.000 Your consciousness leaves your body, leaves the dimension, and in eight hours of our time, returns.

01:37:36.000 I mean, I've had those experiences where, man, I was forced to wake up like someone's chasing after me in another realm, and they got me around the neck, and you wake up.

01:37:47.000 Bro, I had a dream the other night of a dude chasing people down the street with a battle axe, like an old-school medieval battle axe.

01:37:54.000 Some dude, we could see him.

01:37:56.000 We were looking from the top window, and this guy was running down the street in front of us with a battle axe.

01:38:01.000 I'm like, I watch too much Instagram.

01:38:04.000 LAUGHTER Because, yo, that's something you could totally see on Instagram.

01:38:09.000 100%. 0.99

01:38:09.000 Every time I fucking wake up, I open it. 0.99

01:38:12.000 Did you see the dude with the machete fight? 0.99

01:38:14.000 Like, we cut his hand off?

01:38:15.000 Cut the dude's hand off, and the dude picked his hand up off the ground and carried away?

01:38:18.000 He kept going.

01:38:19.000 He kept fighting.

01:38:20.000 Kept fighting with a hand chopped off.

01:38:22.000 He got his hand chopped off in a machete fight.

01:38:24.000 Bro, machete fights are true. 0.52

01:38:25.000 That is so crazy.

01:38:28.000 If you're pulling the machete out, why you got your hand like that?

01:38:31.000 He's trying to keep his face from getting chopped off.

01:38:33.000 Yeah, but you're going to block the machete like that?

01:38:35.000 He's doing anything to keep his head from getting chopped off. 0.95

01:38:38.000 I mean, if it hits his neck, he's dead. 0.97

01:38:39.000 And it's right there.

01:38:40.000 It's an instinct.

01:38:41.000 You're just going to put your hand up there.

01:38:43.000 Use the other machete.

01:38:44.000 Right.

01:38:45.000 If you can, you're correct.

01:38:47.000 But sometimes when people are slishing and slashing, you know, you got to be real careful where you place that thing. 0.73

01:38:53.000 I've done some of those weird knife fighting where you get stabbed in fucking 500 different ways coming down. 0.99

01:39:02.000 I'm like, man, I'll never fucking be able to block any of this shit. 1.00

01:39:06.000 You're cutting your fucking death by a little fucking million paper cuts. 1.00

01:39:11.000 If somebody knows how to do it, you're in real trouble. 1.00

01:39:14.000 It's such a beautiful thing, too.

01:39:17.000 To know?

01:39:17.000 I want to know that.

01:39:18.000 We're not just, you know.

01:39:21.000 Slice and dice?

01:39:22.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:39:22.000 Yeah, get in there.

01:39:24.000 The knife like this.

01:39:24.000 It looks cool.

01:39:26.000 Like fucking Steven Seagal? 1.00

01:39:28.000 The only weapons I learned with the useless ones like nunchucks. 1.00

01:39:31.000 I got good at that.

01:39:32.000 I love nunchucks, man. 0.99

01:39:33.000 I'll bring them backstage before the show and just fucking can get them going. 1.00

01:39:38.000 They're still fun. 0.97

01:39:41.000 I love, I mean, I used to carry nunchucks on me back in the day in my shorts.

01:39:47.000 I was 10 years old, I had the nunchucks outside.

01:39:49.000 Yeah, we all did.

01:39:51.000 A lot of kids had nunchucks back then.

01:39:53.000 Ninja Stars.

01:39:54.000 Oh, yeah.

01:39:55.000 Bro, 42nd Street in Times Square, there was a karate store.

01:39:59.000 Straight up karate store. 1.00

01:40:01.000 They sold bows, fucking nunchucks, all kinds of shit. 1.00

01:40:08.000 Throwing stars. 1.00

01:40:09.000 Yes, man.

01:40:10.000 Shurikens, right? 1.00

01:40:12.000 Is that what Shuriken is?

01:40:14.000 From Street Fighter?

01:40:15.000 Shuriken.

01:40:16.000 I don't know if that's what he's saying.

01:40:18.000 It might be a different word, but Shuriken is the name of a throwing star. 0.98

01:40:22.000 Yeah, fucking nice. 0.93

01:40:22.000 Or it's maybe a type of throwing star. 0.93

01:40:24.000 Maybe there's more than one.

01:40:26.000 So the dudes that made me those hammers, those medieval hammers I swing, they sent me two...

01:40:32.000 Batman stars, like the new symbol of Batman.

01:40:36.000 It's like crazy insignia.

01:40:37.000 And you can throw them? 0.99

01:40:38.000 I'm fucking throwing them at every cardboard box I have in the studio. 0.99

01:40:42.000 Oh my god. 1.00

01:40:43.000 It's sick. 0.99

01:40:44.000 I fucking broke things already. 0.99

01:40:46.000 When I was a kid, we always had throwing stars. 0.99

01:40:48.000 We'd throw them at trees.

01:40:50.000 We thought you were cool.

01:40:51.000 We'd stick to the tree. 0.99

01:40:53.000 So much fucking fun, man. 1.00

01:40:55.000 Doing shit like that is fun. 1.00

01:40:57.000 But it's crazy. 1.00

01:40:58.000 You could just buy those.

01:40:58.000 You could basically buy a throwing knife.

01:41:01.000 And one that's easy to throw.

01:41:02.000 You know, you can buy them anywhere.

01:41:04.000 Throwing stars are easy to throw. 1.00

01:41:06.000 If you're good at a frisbee, you'd be very good at that fucking throwing knife. 0.99

01:41:10.000 Or you could go to fucking Home Depot and get a saw blade replacement. 1.00

01:41:15.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00

01:41:16.000 You could fuck somebody up with a saw blade. 1.00

01:41:19.000 With the replacement, though. 0.99

01:41:21.000 I saw a video where a saw blade broke off and slammed into this house right next to where this dude was standing.

01:41:32.000 Like the concrete saw blades?

01:41:33.000 Something broke off and it went skittering across the street and slammed into the house right next to where this dude was standing just a second ago.

01:41:45.000 Yeah.

01:41:46.000 You've seen it?

01:41:47.000 You've seen it?

01:41:48.000 I can't look at Twitter. 1.00

01:41:50.000 I can't watch this shit, man. 1.00

01:41:51.000 So the guy goes inside the building and then look at this blade. 1.00

01:41:54.000 Oh no.

01:41:55.000 It's stuck in the door.

01:41:57.000 Watch this.

01:41:57.000 Look how crazy this is.

01:41:59.000 As he walks in?

01:42:00.000 Yeah, look.

01:42:01.000 Oh my god. 0.99

01:42:02.000 I mean, that is fucking bonkers, man. 0.99

01:42:04.000 That thing is stuck into the wall. 0.99

01:42:06.000 Wow, that would have fucking took his legs off. 0.99

01:42:08.000 100%. 0.99

01:42:08.000 Look how deep it went into the wall. 0.99

01:42:11.000 That had some serious force behind it, man. 0.99

01:42:13.000 Where the fuck did that come from? 0.99

01:42:15.000 Good question. 1.00

01:42:19.000 Demons.

01:42:21.000 That's the only answer is demons.

01:42:23.000 If demons are just causing little car accidents every now and then, just tripping your car.

01:42:28.000 Angels in the outfield. 0.99

01:42:29.000 Remember when fucking Danny Glover, they were helping him fucking catch the ball? 0.99

01:42:33.000 California Angels? 0.99

01:42:35.000 Imagine.

01:42:36.000 Imagine Angels.

01:42:37.000 They don't have any time for the homeless.

01:42:39.000 They're out there fixing baseball games. 1.00

01:42:42.000 It's like fucking Pete Rose. 1.00

01:42:44.000 How dumb is that to think that the Angels are going to help you with a baseball game? 1.00

01:42:49.000 They don't make movies like that anymore. 1.00

01:42:51.000 It's a good fucking movie. 0.98

01:42:52.000 I've been talking to a lot of people over the last few months, which is maybe not a good sign for the direction my life's going, but I've been talking to a lot of people over the last few months that think that aliens are angels. 0.99

01:43:02.000 Angels and devils.

01:43:04.000 When you're hearing about all those stories in the Bible about fallen angels and devils, these people think that they were referring to aliens.

01:43:16.000 That fell from the sky?

01:43:17.000 No, it's just the term, the way they're phrasing it is like fallen angel, meaning like Satan, and that there's good angels and bad angels, there's demons and angels.

01:43:29.000 What these people believe, and I don't necessarily agree with it, nor do I even understand it enough that I can argue against it, but they believe that all these stories are really referencing a spiritual force that's always here all the time, and sometimes exists in the physical form.

01:43:47.000 And it might be Existing as these things that we keep looking for like aliens and UFOs and it might be doing that Maybe even to comfort us or maybe to be more plausible or maybe to hide the true nature of what they are So it will present as if it's from another planet But really what it is is some sort of interdimensional spiritual being That may

01:44:17.000 or may not be evil.

01:44:18.000 It might be good, it might be evil, and there might be a bunch of different kinds out there in the world.

01:44:24.000 But that these stories from like the ancient Hindu texts, and you know, Billy Carson talks a lot about that, and a bunch of other people talk about these different stories from these ancient texts that have people either interacting with sky people or someone coming from the sky and interacting with them.

01:44:45.000 And they think that these, a lot of these things might be talking about the same thing.

01:44:49.000 And that these aliens that people are encountering, there's some sort of an interdimensional being that has essentially always been here.

01:44:57.000 I'll tell you who it is.

01:44:58.000 Who? 0.99

01:44:59.000 It's fucking John Travolta from that movie. 0.99

01:45:01.000 You ever seen that movie Where He's the Angel? 0.99

01:45:02.000 Battlefielder! 1.00

01:45:03.000 Whatever, he's a fucking angel. 1.00

01:45:05.000 Nah, he has crazy hair. 1.00

01:45:06.000 No, he's an alien.

01:45:06.000 Dreadlocks.

01:45:07.000 No, this is a different John Travolta movie.

01:45:08.000 Michael.

01:45:09.000 Michael.

01:45:09.000 Yeah.

01:45:10.000 Oh.

01:45:10.000 When he's named Michael.

01:45:12.000 Hold on, put that back up.

01:45:12.000 Alright, one thing at a time.

01:45:13.000 Sorry.

01:45:13.000 Bro, the hair?

01:45:14.000 It's nuts.

01:45:15.000 Look at this.

01:45:17.000 Aliens might be living among us disguised as humans or in a base inside the moon according to a new Harvard study.

01:45:25.000 Yo! 1.00

01:45:26.000 Harvard studies is saying there might be a base inside the moon.

01:45:31.000 How wild are things right now?

01:45:33.000 Oh my god.

01:45:34.000 This is so crazy.

01:45:36.000 But none of this is, it's not really that like, shocking.

01:45:40.000 Right.

01:45:41.000 It's not that shocking.

01:45:41.000 Once you have, once you have knowledge of the other realm, nothing's impossible.

01:45:47.000 No.

01:45:48.000 Nothing in this life is impossible or fucking shocking anymore. 0.94

01:45:51.000 Well, it's still shocking, it's exciting, but like, space is insane. 0.60

01:45:55.000 This is way less insane than what we know about space.

01:45:58.000 Space and water.

01:45:59.000 The deep. 0.96

01:46:00.000 The deep sea is something that's fucking as crazy as this to me. 0.99

01:46:04.000 As crazy and undiscovered. 1.00

01:46:06.000 It's fucking nuts. 0.99

01:46:07.000 There is an end. 1.00

01:46:08.000 It stops.

01:46:09.000 But does it really?

01:46:10.000 I think it does. 0.99

01:46:11.000 But the thing is, they don't know what the fuck is down there. 0.98

01:46:13.000 They're always finding a bunch of new cool fish. 0.98

01:46:16.000 That Mariana Trench?

01:46:17.000 Let me see what it says.

01:46:18.000 The researchers have investigated so-called crypto-terrestrials.

01:46:23.000 These could be disguising themselves as humans to fit in, may come from Earth's future, or might have descended from intelligent dinosaurs.

01:46:32.000 This guy's from Harvard.

01:46:33.000 This guy got all the mushrooms.

01:46:35.000 They're probably doing a Harvard mushroom study, and this dude just stole the stock.

01:46:39.000 Honestly, the study was just to come up with an answer. 0.99

01:46:42.000 Like, give us some fucking answer. 0.56

01:46:44.000 The study was created to offer an alternative, unconventional explanation for UAP sightings and to hypothesize what they might mean and the possibility that UAP may involve forms of non-human intelligence that are already present in Earth's environment in some sense. 0.95

01:47:03.000 That exists alongside us in distinct stealth.

01:47:06.000 See, that could be if it's here, but in a base.

01:47:10.000 But I think that our idea about like a base on the moon or a base on Mars, we're basing this, basing, no pun intended, this on the idea that you have to go there to get there.

01:47:20.000 If these things can travel from other dimensions, they probably don't need a base.

01:47:27.000 They probably don't have a base. 1.00

01:47:28.000 They don't need a fucking base. 1.00

01:47:29.000 What do you need a base for? 1.00

01:47:30.000 If they are some sort of a spiritual being that's coming here from another dimension, and they're not necessarily coming here from another planet, they probably don't need your stupid base. 0.99

01:47:41.000 And if they're coming here from another planet, and they just instantly have arrived, like... 0.99

01:47:47.000 Why we think they need a base?

01:47:48.000 Do they need a base to do that?

01:47:50.000 Like, who wants to have a base on the moon? 1.00

01:47:52.000 Fuck that. 1.00

01:47:52.000 Fuck your moon. 1.00

01:47:53.000 If I can go from Orion or whatever star system they're from and Alpha Centauri or wherever the fuck they're from, I can go there to Earth instantaneously. 1.00

01:48:02.000 Why do I want to stay in the moon? 0.91

01:48:03.000 It's boring on the moon.

01:48:05.000 Yeah.

01:48:05.000 There's nothing there.

01:48:06.000 Right.

01:48:06.000 If I'm gonna go to Vegas, am I gonna stop in Barstow and get a hotel room?

01:48:11.000 Or in Reno? 0.99

01:48:12.000 Yeah, get the fuck out of here. 1.00

01:48:13.000 You're not going to Reno. 1.00

01:48:14.000 I'm going straight through. 1.00

01:48:15.000 Shut your mouth. 1.00

01:48:16.000 You're not a Reno kind of guy. 1.00

01:48:17.000 You're not a moon-based guy. 1.00

01:48:19.000 Fuck that bullshit. 1.00

01:48:20.000 The moon is Reno. 1.00

01:48:22.000 Yeah.

01:48:23.000 I'm going to Montana and I'm gonna mutilate some cattle.

01:48:27.000 I'd like to.

01:48:28.000 Those are the weird ones.

01:48:29.000 Cattle mutilations, you ever see those?

01:48:31.000 What do you mean mutilate them?

01:48:32.000 Do you know what I mean?

01:48:33.000 Alien abductions and alien sightings, a lot of times in the areas where these happen, one other thing that happens in the phenomenon is cow mutilations.

01:48:45.000 Like maiming?

01:48:46.000 So these cows that have been like surgically operated, it looks like they're surgically operated on, and they're drained of their blood.

01:48:51.000 Like really weird stuff, where some of the organs have been removed, it looks like with surgical precision.

01:48:57.000 Which ones?

01:48:58.000 I don't know, because- The liver?

01:49:00.000 It's not happened just once, it's happened multiple times, so I think it's a bunch of different ways things have happened. 1.00

01:49:06.000 Wow, that fucking shit looks like it's been sucked out of it. 1.00

01:49:08.000 Look at this, not one drop of blood, cattle mysteriously mutilated in Oregon. 1.00

01:49:13.000 It's not just one instance of this happening. 1.00

01:49:15.000 This has happened- It's the fucking chupacabra. 1.00

01:49:19.000 That's the fucking chupacabra right there. 1.00

01:49:21.000 You know what a chupacabra is, right? 1.00

01:49:22.000 You know what it really is?

01:49:23.000 What is it?

01:49:23.000 It's a coyote with mange.

01:49:25.000 Oh, is it?

01:49:25.000 Yeah, probably.

01:49:26.000 Or a bobcat with mange. 1.00

01:49:28.000 What the fuck is mange? 0.99

01:49:30.000 Mange is a disease that makes animals lose their fur. 0.99

01:49:34.000 Ah, so he's like...

01:49:35.000 Alopecia.

01:49:36.000 Yeah, yeah. 0.99

01:49:37.000 With this horrible, like, cracked, fucked up skin. 1.00

01:49:40.000 Because their skin is not used to being in the sun. 0.98

01:49:42.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:49:42.000 Supposedly protected by all that fur.

01:49:44.000 Skin's all dried and cracked up.

01:49:45.000 I had a friend who had a chicken coop.

01:49:49.000 And their chicken croup got attacked by a bobcat.

01:49:52.000 They got like a security photo of it.

01:49:54.000 And this thing looked like a demon. 0.99

01:49:57.000 It was fucked up, huh? 1.00

01:49:57.000 It was a bobcat with mange. 1.00

01:49:59.000 And it's like half of its fur was missing.

01:50:01.000 It was like so hungry, it's breaking into the chicken coop.

01:50:05.000 It looks so creepy.

01:50:06.000 So that's what it is.

01:50:19.000 Yeah, but it's not just the 70s.

01:50:20.000 I mean, these things have happened in the 2000s.

01:50:23.000 But it looked like it was literally floppy. 0.99

01:50:25.000 There was nothing inside of that fucking carcass. 1.00

01:50:28.000 Just skin. 1.00

01:50:29.000 The thing is, that's not unique.

01:50:31.000 There's been a bunch of them that they've found that are weird like that, where they have surgically precise cuts in them, and they're missing stuff.

01:50:40.000 Are they sewn back up or left?

01:50:42.000 Look at this.

01:50:42.000 The army had accidentally killed more than 4,500 sheep in 1968 while testing nerve agents in Utah.

01:50:50.000 Then refused to acknowledge its responsibility until 1998. Those fucking cunts, they gave it a secret for 30 years! 1.00

01:50:58.000 30 years later, like, oh yeah, you remember those sheep? 1.00

01:51:00.000 Yeah, we killed them.

01:51:01.000 Sorry. 0.98

01:51:02.000 Tested nerve gas.

01:51:04.000 I was driving a maroon Jetta in 98. Most likely what, Jamie?

01:51:07.000 Coyotes, magpies, badgers.

01:51:09.000 Yeah, not buying it.

01:51:11.000 I've seen these people, but I know how these people think, too.

01:51:15.000 There's a bunch of people that call themselves debunkers, but really what they are is true believers in one view.

01:51:21.000 And this true belief is that it has to be a coyote, because aliens aren't real.

01:51:27.000 But it might not even be an alien.

01:51:29.000 It might be some sort of government agency that's involved in some sort of an experimental weapon.

01:51:34.000 I don't know what they're doing.

01:51:36.000 No one's saying it's necessarily alien.

01:51:39.000 Whatever is happening to the cows though is very weird if you're getting all their blood removed from their body and surgical cuts and then their tissue isn't eaten by animals. 0.97

01:51:49.000 It's not like if they were chewed up and something looked real precise, but the rest of it looked all fucked up. 0.97

01:51:55.000 No. 0.99

01:51:55.000 These animals are drained of their blood with no blood on the ground, and it doesn't make any sense. 0.99

01:52:01.000 Forget about the alien thing.

01:52:03.000 Let's pretend that's not even a real thing, that no one believes in aliens. 0.99

01:52:06.000 So tell me what the fuck happened to that cow, because that doesn't make sense that that's happening from a coyote. 0.99

01:52:11.000 It doesn't look like it. 0.99

01:52:12.000 It doesn't seem like it.

01:52:13.000 No animal did that.

01:52:14.000 Doesn't look like an animal did it. 1.00

01:52:16.000 Are there any animals that kill with precision besides a tiger and shit like that with the bites? 0.99

01:52:22.000 But no one opens you up. 0.99

01:52:24.000 No.

01:52:24.000 One animal does.

01:52:26.000 Human.

01:52:26.000 Yeah.

01:52:27.000 And so I would imagine if you looked at something like that and said, who could be doing something like that?

01:52:32.000 Well, we could do it.

01:52:32.000 It's not like building a pyramid.

01:52:35.000 We could kill a cow and do that if we wanted to.

01:52:37.000 You have enough people, have enough equipment. 0.92

01:52:39.000 Why?

01:52:40.000 So why would someone do that?

01:52:41.000 Like, what are they doing? 0.99

01:52:43.000 If I wanted to practice on some fucking weapon that I could just send out and say, go get me a person's liver, and this thing hunts you down and tackles you and hangs on to you and cuts you open and snatches out your liver and then sucks all your blood into a vacuum tube, 0.99

01:53:00.000 seals it up, and then drops you and crumples, that's what that cow looks like. 1.00

01:53:03.000 Like, I would imagine, before I would think aliens are killing cows for no reason, I would imagine that it's probably some wacky human weapon. 0.99

01:53:11.000 That they could do some wild shit, and how do you test it? 0.99

01:53:15.000 On mammals. 1.00

01:53:16.000 Well, go get a cow. 1.00

01:53:18.000 They're all wandering around.

01:53:19.000 They get killed by coyotes.

01:53:21.000 Blame it on wolverines.

01:53:23.000 Yeah, that's right.

01:53:23.000 Blame it on everything else.

01:53:25.000 Like, just go unleash this weapon. 0.99

01:53:27.000 Those fucking flying pods Terence Howard was talking about. 1.00

01:53:31.000 Damn. 1.00

01:53:32.000 Imagine one of those with, like, razor blades everywhere. 1.00

01:53:34.000 That's what I'm saying. 0.99

01:53:35.000 Yeah, just fucking tearing you the fuck up, and then the arm comes in. 0.99

01:53:38.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:53:40.000 And then he fucking closes you up, sutures. 0.99

01:53:42.000 I would imagine. 0.99

01:53:44.000 Look, they try to come up with so many weapons.

01:53:47.000 You don't think they would have a weapon that would disembowel you and draw your blood out?

01:53:52.000 Of course they would. 1.00

01:53:53.000 They were trying to come up with a gay bomb. 1.00

01:53:56.000 What the fuck? 1.00

01:53:58.000 Yes. 1.00

01:53:59.000 The government had spent millions of dollars trying to develop a gay bomb. 1.00

01:54:05.000 I don't know about millions of dollars. 0.57

01:54:06.000 We might have to double check that. 0.99

01:54:07.000 But what the gay bomb would do is they would drop it over a city and turn everyone gay. 1.00

01:54:12.000 And guys would just start banging each other and they'd just get demoralized. 0.99

01:54:15.000 They didn't want to fight anymore.

01:54:18.000 That's some crazy warfare.

01:54:21.000 That's not fair. 0.95

01:54:22.000 How sick do you have to be to be working for the United States government?

01:54:26.000 So you're working for the people.

01:54:28.000 You're supposed to be a patriot.

01:54:31.000 And you're sitting there thinking, how do we get these people in a humane way?

01:54:36.000 We don't want to kill the entire population, but how do we stop them from fighting? 0.98

01:54:40.000 Make them a bunch of queers! 1.00

01:54:42.000 Did you ever see that Sacha Baron Cohen shit? 1.00

01:54:44.000 Which one? 1.00

01:54:45.000 About America, where he's Iran-Marad, the fucking Israeli fucking special forces, and he's holding up the pork at the Muslim terrorists and fucking going backwards with his ass. 1.00

01:54:58.000 Yo, some of the craziest shit you'll ever see in your life, these are tactics that are... 1.00

01:55:03.000 Can you please look that up? 0.99

01:55:05.000 Hold on a second.

01:55:05.000 In 2008, the US military confirmed that an Ohio Air Force laboratory requested $7.5 million to develop a non-lethal gay bomb.

01:55:17.000 The weapon would release hormones through the skin or lungs to make enemy soldiers sexually attracted To each other distracting them from fighting.

01:55:26.000 Come on.

01:55:27.000 The project was also known as the Make Love Not War initiative. 0.99

01:55:32.000 Who in the fuck, who set this up? 0.98

01:55:35.000 I don't know. 0.99

01:55:36.000 Who set this initiative up?

01:55:38.000 BMJ authors, they won a prize.

01:55:41.000 What did they win a prize for? 0.98

01:55:43.000 For trying to come up with a gay bomb? 1.00

01:55:46.000 How did they win a prize? 0.94

01:55:47.000 It says it's been scrapped.

01:55:49.000 Oh, it's scrapped now?

01:55:50.000 Yeah, because people found out about it.

01:55:54.000 Imagine you got $7.5 million.

01:55:58.000 That's what you do.

01:56:00.000 What do you guys want to try to make? 1.00

01:56:01.000 Let's try to make a gay bomb. 1.00

01:56:04.000 How would you even find out if it would work? 1.00

01:56:07.000 Sick motherfuckers. 1.00

01:56:08.000 You would have to get a volunteer that didn't know you were trying to turn them gay. 1.00

01:56:13.000 Because if you're going to find out if it really works, you can't tell a guy, hey, we're going to give you this stuff, tell me if you feel gay. 0.99

01:56:17.000 And he's like, god damn, I feel gay. 0.98

01:56:19.000 And then he probably might be gay for real and just blames it on the drug. 1.00

01:56:23.000 There it is. 0.99

01:56:24.000 But really, he's just gay. 0.95

01:56:25.000 And he's just scared to say it. 0.99

01:56:26.000 He's like, you drugged me! 0.93

01:56:27.000 No, I'm gay! 1.00

01:56:29.000 God damn it! 1.00

01:56:30.000 I can't even wrap my head around this. 1.00

01:56:32.000 You'd have to not tell him that you're doing it to him.

01:56:34.000 That sounds like it's fake, bro. 1.00

01:56:36.000 The gay vibe sounds so crazy. 1.00

01:56:39.000 I want you to imagine that you're a college student and you're broke. 0.99

01:56:43.000 And, you know, medical experiment, yeah, I'll try that.

01:56:46.000 Yeah, for sure. 0.99

01:56:47.000 You're the guy who goes through, and they dose you up with a gay bomb. 1.00

01:56:52.000 Hopefully they hit me with that fucking, what's the other, what's the... 1.00

01:56:54.000 Ozempic? 1.00

01:56:55.000 No.

01:57:03.000 What's the fake one?

01:57:04.000 In vitro? 1.00

01:57:05.000 When they give you the fake shit. 1.00

01:57:07.000 Oh yeah, the placebo. 1.00

01:57:09.000 I want that.

01:57:09.000 Yeah, you'd have to take a risk.

01:57:13.000 50-50.

01:57:14.000 I've seen heads that are on Ozempic.

01:57:16.000 They don't look good, man.

01:57:17.000 It looks like that cow.

01:57:19.000 They've had all their blood drained of them and they're just a bag of meat.

01:57:23.000 That's what they look like to me.

01:57:24.000 And then they have these big faces and skinny bodies because their face and shoulders get small.

01:57:30.000 Your head grows when you get big. 1.00

01:57:33.000 Look like fucking Stewie. 1.00

01:57:34.000 This came from an article in 07 where it talks about some other wild spending ideas they had. 1.00

01:57:39.000 The gay bomb is crazy. 1.00

01:57:41.000 Boston University developed brain implants that could steer shark-like dogfish with a phantom odor. 1.00

01:57:47.000 Wow.

01:57:49.000 This is all sci-fi.

01:57:51.000 Well, I mean, I imagine...

01:57:53.000 Dogfish.

01:57:54.000 It says the military has a lot of crazy ideas, but it's hard to turn these ideas into action.

01:58:00.000 Right.

01:58:01.000 But if you would, you know, if the military is open-minded, that's a good thing.

01:58:05.000 Look at that next thing.

01:58:06.000 To consider everything.

01:58:07.000 What? 1.00

01:58:08.000 Fucking taxpayer $50,000 per second. 1.00

01:58:12.000 What? 1.00

01:58:13.000 This is why I gotta get the hell out of New York, because they're using my money for this fucking shit. 1.00

01:58:17.000 Look at this. 1.00

01:58:19.000 That is the craziest thing I've ever read.

01:58:21.000 In her book, Imaginary Weapons, military expert Sharon Weinberger writes that the federal government is spending taxpayer money on the war technology at a pace of about $50,000 per second. 0.99

01:58:34.000 That just made me angry for some reason, like I give a shit, but it made me angry. 0.97

01:58:37.000 The government spends $50,000 a second on war technology. 0.99

01:58:41.000 Look at that. 1.00

01:58:41.000 Damn. 1.00

01:58:42.000 78 billion on weird shit. 1.00

01:58:45.000 Wow. 0.99

01:58:46.000 Half of all government research and development dollars on a variety of projects according to the American Association for Advancement of Science.

01:58:53.000 I definitely have some ideas for some weird weapons.

01:58:57.000 Yeah, that was like 15 years ago.

01:58:58.000 That's crazy.

01:58:59.000 It's probably double.

01:59:00.000 Oh my god. 0.99

01:59:01.000 Take the bottom of a Timberland boot, you wrap duct tape around the footbed, and you just fucking hit someone with the heel. 0.99

01:59:08.000 It's a good one. 0.98

01:59:08.000 That's not good against drones. 0.98

01:59:11.000 Throw it. 0.99

01:59:11.000 Once they release the drones. 0.99

01:59:13.000 See, I'm not good.

01:59:14.000 Once again, I told you I'm not good at the computer.

01:59:16.000 Anything with computers.

01:59:18.000 I like driving a stick shift. 0.99

01:59:20.000 I like cars with fucking AM, FM radio. 0.99

01:59:23.000 Right. 1.00

01:59:25.000 I hear ya.

01:59:27.000 I haven't listened to AM radio in forever, but...

01:59:29.000 660, man. 0.99

01:59:30.000 That's that WFAN shit I was telling you about. 0.99

01:59:32.000 When I get in a dude's car and he's got AM radio on, I just get suspicious he might be a prepper. 0.99

01:59:39.000 If it's like AM political talk radio, you might be a prepper.

01:59:43.000 The AM political talk is no good.

01:59:44.000 But if you listen to the Knicks game on like...

01:59:47.000 Yeah.

01:59:47.000 Oh, that's good.

01:59:48.000 Yeah.

01:59:48.000 No, that's good.

01:59:49.000 If you can't be at the game or you can't be watching, you're working, you can hear it.

01:59:52.000 That's the thing that like that sport has that other sports have lost, right?

01:59:56.000 Like boxing used to have that. 0.76

01:59:58.000 Can I tell you what I'd like in UFC? Yes.

02:00:00.000 I would like to hear your guys' commentary. 0.99

02:00:02.000 And little headphones and like a little transistor fucking thing. 0.99

02:00:06.000 They used to have that. 0.98

02:00:07.000 I really think that would make a big difference.

02:00:09.000 I sit there for seven hours every time I go.

02:00:13.000 And, you know, I would love to hear what you guys are saying, because it really does help.

02:00:17.000 I wonder if you could do this.

02:00:19.000 Like, you know, because of the fact that if you let the audio just play on an app, then there's a bunch of people that might buy the pay-per-view, but they won't buy the pay-per-view.

02:00:31.000 They'll just listen to the audio on the app.

02:00:33.000 In, just in arena.

02:00:34.000 But what I was going to say, but if you geolocate it, you turn on your location services and it proves you're inside T-Mobile arena, then you can put your earbuds in and you can listen to the commentary.

02:00:44.000 That's what I want.

02:00:44.000 Because that way you can find out what the corner man said to him, if someone's foot is hurt.

02:00:49.000 That's what I'm saying.

02:00:50.000 There's all kinds of things that you hear about later.

02:00:52.000 Oh, he broke his hand or he broke his foot.

02:00:53.000 We have no idea.

02:00:55.000 Right, when you're live, sometimes it's chaos.

02:00:57.000 I mean, sometimes it's chaos for us.

02:00:59.000 We're like, what happened?

02:01:00.000 And it takes like a second, and maybe we, you know, if someone's back is to you, and you're watching the fight, and all of a sudden their head flies back, you don't even know what hit them.

02:01:08.000 No, but you do bring the information once you gather it, and then we're sitting there, you know, and the fight will be over, and like, yo, did you hear that he broke his hand, or did you hear this?

02:01:17.000 Right.

02:01:18.000 You gotta find out live in the moment, online.

02:01:21.000 Someone broke their foot or their hand in the fight, and we didn't find out until after.

02:01:26.000 I can't remember who, though.

02:01:27.000 Yeah, the UFC should probably do something like that. 0.78

02:01:30.000 That would be cool.

02:01:31.000 They'd just turn it on if you're in the location. 0.98

02:01:34.000 Because they can do shit like that now. 0.74

02:01:36.000 But you'd have to let the government spy on your phone. 1.00

02:01:39.000 Whatever, if I get to listen to the fucking... 0.99

02:01:42.000 They could have that one. 0.99

02:01:44.000 If I get to listen to the commentary, I'm fine.

02:01:47.000 Yeah, I've gone live before and I missed the commentary too.

02:01:50.000 It just seems kind of...

02:01:52.000 Empty.

02:01:53.000 Seems weird.

02:01:54.000 It's like so weird, like I'm so used to watching fights while talking.

02:01:58.000 Like I've seen more fights while talking probably than I have without talking.

02:02:02.000 It's just nuts.

02:02:04.000 That's a nutty thing.

02:02:05.000 I don't think, it might not be, it's probably like 50-50 at this point because I watch so many fights.

02:02:10.000 I watch a bunch of different organizations too.

02:02:13.000 Bro, there's killers all over the world now.

02:02:15.000 I was watching some dudes fight in this octagon event.

02:02:18.000 They do have it on Sirius now, apparently.

02:02:21.000 Oh, let's go! 0.59

02:02:22.000 I wonder if you could have Sirius running inside, like if you had your AirPods on.

02:02:27.000 Right, if you have the Sirius app.

02:02:29.000 If you have the app, because Sirius is basically like a podcast network too now.

02:02:34.000 I mean, it's also satellite radio, but they have the app, right?

02:02:38.000 Yeah.

02:02:38.000 Can you listen to Howard Stern live on the app?

02:02:41.000 Yeah.

02:02:44.000 No main pay-per-view cards.

02:02:46.000 Oh, no main pay-per-view cards?

02:02:47.000 Fight nights and preliminary fights.

02:02:49.000 That's fine, but I would like the main.

02:02:51.000 It's good for now.

02:02:52.000 During the pay-per-view.

02:02:54.000 Yeah, but I've got to be during.

02:02:56.000 I would imagine they'd make some sort of situation where you could pay for that as well.

02:03:00.000 Where you get the extended version.

02:03:03.000 Yeah.

02:03:04.000 And if they just did that, like for people that are at work or something like that where you can't see it.

02:03:09.000 I love listening to fights also.

02:03:11.000 That's what the radio used to look like.

02:03:12.000 Oh, that's right.

02:03:13.000 That's what they used to look like.

02:03:14.000 But I can't tell when the last time they worked.

02:03:16.000 Why did they stop, though?

02:03:16.000 Is that a watch?

02:03:18.000 It's like a walkie-talkie type thing.

02:03:19.000 It's a little thing and you plug in some headphones into it and then you'd be sitting in the audience and you'd listen to the commentary.

02:03:25.000 There it is.

02:03:25.000 It's already there.

02:03:26.000 Let's do it.

02:03:27.000 I'll ask Dana.

02:03:28.000 Tell him, please. 1.00

02:03:29.000 What the fuck happened. 1.00

02:03:30.000 We need that. 1.00

02:03:31.000 Yeah, I'll ask Dana what the fuck happened. 1.00

02:03:34.000 They were dope. 0.99

02:03:35.000 That was a cool thing.

02:03:37.000 Be able to listen to the fights, but then you have all these batteries and radios.

02:03:41.000 Yeah, I know. 0.99

02:03:42.000 It's all fucked up. 0.98

02:03:42.000 You wanted to go through an app. 0.98

02:03:44.000 That's what you want.

02:03:45.000 You don't want to be...

02:03:46.000 But I do want to be driving, like I do with Yankee games or with any games, and listen to the fights when I want.

02:03:52.000 I have it on ESPN +, plugged into the car.

02:03:55.000 I'm not watching, but I'm listening.

02:03:57.000 That's one way to do it. 1.00

02:03:58.000 But the fucking... 1.00

02:03:59.000 It's shaky sometimes. 1.00

02:04:01.000 Right. 0.99

02:04:01.000 The stream sucks. 0.99

02:04:02.000 Right. 0.99

02:04:03.000 And you can't, you know...

02:04:05.000 I don't want to miss anything.

02:04:06.000 Depends on where your service is, right?

02:04:08.000 If you get some good... 0.95

02:04:09.000 I got garbage. 1.00

02:04:10.000 I got fucking... 1.00

02:04:11.000 What do you got? 1.00

02:04:12.000 I still have Sprint.

02:04:13.000 Why do you have Sprint?

02:04:14.000 I'm loyal, bro.

02:04:17.000 25 years.

02:04:21.000 That's hilarious.

02:04:23.000 Oh, man.

02:04:24.000 That's hilarious. 1.00

02:04:26.000 This fucking guy had me going crazy today, man. 1.00

02:04:28.000 Yeah, dude, we put in some work today. 1.00

02:04:31.000 My lord.

02:04:33.000 The workout was dope, but the sauna really took it out of me.

02:04:36.000 Yeah.

02:04:37.000 I've never been baked before.

02:04:38.000 Yeah.

02:04:39.000 I was slow roasted today.

02:04:41.000 You should get one of those.

02:04:42.000 I will?

02:04:42.000 Yeah, it's good for you.

02:04:44.000 It really is.

02:04:44.000 In that cold, I feel like...

02:04:46.000 I could do again tomorrow, maybe get more than 55 seconds.

02:04:51.000 Yeah.

02:04:51.000 Right?

02:04:51.000 That's what I did.

02:04:52.000 The first time I did it, I did like a minute and 20-something seconds, and then I did like four minutes, and then I did 20 minutes.

02:04:58.000 Just because I wanted to see what I could do.

02:04:59.000 The sauna's special though.

02:05:01.000 The sauna's hard, man.

02:05:03.000 Especially at that temperature.

02:05:04.000 You don't have to do that temperature, though.

02:05:06.000 That was an extreme temp?

02:05:08.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:05:09.000 190's pretty extreme.

02:05:10.000 Most people don't like 190. She was burning my nachos. 1.00

02:05:14.000 Yeah, most people like it around like...

02:05:18.000 I was like, is this okay? 0.97

02:05:20.000 This thing's about to fucking go on fire. 0.92

02:05:22.000 When you feel like the hot air coming in and your body's like, what are you doing? 0.96

02:05:27.000 Most people like, I think, like 170, 175. That's like...

02:05:31.000 It's a zone where it's like uncomfortable but not crazy.

02:05:34.000 But I got too used to that.

02:05:36.000 I just got comfortable and I'm like, I want to be a little bit more uncomfortable and I kept going until I settled around 195, 196. So today I did your fucking... 0.99

02:05:46.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:05:47.000 Where you're at.

02:05:47.000 Yeah.

02:05:48.000 We did it for 10 minutes.

02:05:49.000 Yeah, well listen...

02:05:52.000 Ten minutes is where it gets hard. 0.99

02:05:54.000 Ten minutes sucks. 0.98

02:05:54.000 The first few minutes is not bad at all. 0.98

02:05:56.000 No, no, I thought I was going to be able to do it.

02:05:57.000 That's no big deal.

02:05:59.000 And then ten minutes in, you're like, oh boy, this is a real problem. 0.99

02:06:03.000 And you gave me that fucking thing, and I threw up today. 0.99

02:06:07.000 The Lucy? 1.00

02:06:08.000 Oh my god, man.

02:06:09.000 Those are big boy nicotine pouches too.

02:06:11.000 The nicotine pouch was like this big.

02:06:13.000 It's got, yeah, it's eight milligrams.

02:06:16.000 Bro.

02:06:16.000 Yeah.

02:06:17.000 Let me tell you something.

02:06:18.000 You want one?

02:06:19.000 Come on, son.

02:06:20.000 I lost myself today.

02:06:22.000 I lost myself.

02:06:23.000 They don't give me the hiccups.

02:06:25.000 I always get the hiccups with Zins. 1.00

02:06:26.000 I've never gotten the hiccups with these Lucys. 0.98

02:06:28.000 I've only tried it once, though.

02:06:30.000 I only get hiccups if I eat rice without water.

02:06:32.000 Oh, that'll do it.

02:06:33.000 Right? 0.99

02:06:34.000 What the fuck is that? 0.99

02:06:34.000 Take a spoonful of flour. 0.99

02:06:36.000 Same shit. 1.00

02:06:40.000 No more carbs for me also. 1.00

02:06:42.000 After today, I'm done. 1.00

02:06:43.000 Fuck this. 1.00

02:06:43.000 Watch. 1.00

02:06:44.000 Come on.

02:06:44.000 You can do it.

02:06:46.000 Oh, bro.

02:06:47.000 I gotta get on a flight now.

02:06:49.000 Yeah.

02:06:50.000 Yeah, you do.

02:06:51.000 You really gotta go.

02:06:52.000 All right, let's wrap this up.

02:06:53.000 Listen, dude, you're awesome.

02:06:55.000 I always love hanging out with you. 1.00

02:06:56.000 You're the fucking man. 1.00

02:06:57.000 You're so much fun. 1.00

02:06:58.000 We had a great time today.

02:06:59.000 Always.

02:06:59.000 It was a real fun time.

02:07:01.000 And shout out to our man's barbecue. 1.00

02:07:04.000 Because God damn was that good. 0.99

02:07:06.000 KG barbecue. 0.99

02:07:07.000 KG barbecue.

02:07:08.000 Young Egyptian.

02:07:09.000 Incredible.

02:07:10.000 So delicious.

02:07:11.000 And so unique.

02:07:13.000 The flavors, the way he uses them.

02:07:16.000 His special take on all these different things with different spices.

02:07:21.000 Insane.

02:07:22.000 Very good.

02:07:23.000 And he's got an Instagram.

02:07:24.000 So what's his Instagram?

02:07:25.000 KGBarbecue.

02:07:27.000 He's killing it.

02:07:28.000 He's got a lot of great food. 1.00

02:07:29.000 Dude, you're the fucking man. 1.00

02:07:30.000 Catch your flight. 1.00

02:07:30.000 I love you. 1.00

02:07:31.000 Appreciate you.

02:07:32.000 You're the best.

02:07:33.000 Bye, everybody.

The Joe Rogan Experience - June 13, 2024

Joe Rogan Experience #2164 - Action Bronson

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