The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience #2182 - Michael Malice

00:00:01.000 Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out!

00:00:04.000 The Joe Rogan Experience.

00:00:06.000 Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day.

00:00:12.000 I have to announce, because Netflix is making me announce this, that I have a Netflix special that's live Saturday night from San Antonio.

00:00:21.000 Oh.

00:00:22.000 So it's going to be live all over the world.

00:00:23.000 I'm going to see you tomorrow.

00:00:24.000 Oh, yay! 0.82

00:00:25.000 Oh yeah, we're coming.

00:00:26.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:00:27.000 It's going to be a lot of fun.

00:00:28.000 I've seen your set.

00:00:29.000 It's really funny.

00:00:30.000 It's tight now.

00:00:32.000 It's good.

00:00:32.000 It's like I'm very happy with it.

00:00:34.000 How long has it been since you dropped the special?

00:00:36.000 Six years.

00:00:37.000 Seriously? 0.99

00:00:38.000 Yeah, I was ready to do one in August of 2020 when the shit went down. 0.99

00:00:44.000 So when the shit went down with the COVID stuff, I was preparing. 0.99

00:00:48.000 So that was like March, right? 0.97

00:00:50.000 I was preparing to do one in August.

00:00:52.000 And then I didn't do stand-up for like eight months.

00:00:54.000 And then we started doing stand-up out here again.

00:00:57.000 And then I started changing a lot of bits and moving stuff around.

00:01:01.000 And I'm like, I don't want to do one right now. 0.88

00:01:04.000 And I sort of just really enjoyed fucking around and just doing comedy for doing comedy, you know? 0.94

00:01:09.000 And then doing it at the club. 0.97

00:01:11.000 And when the club opened, it was just so much fun. 0.94

00:01:14.000 It's just such a fucking joy to be there all the time. 0.84

00:01:18.000 I get anxious to get back there. 0.97

00:01:20.000 I can't wait.

00:01:21.000 I was there opening night.

00:01:23.000 Yeah.

00:01:24.000 And I was there with my protege, Trey.

00:01:27.000 We're in the green room.

00:01:29.000 And I'm very much like, okay, this isn't your house.

00:01:31.000 Be respectful of this space, you know?

00:01:33.000 Because I'm not a comic.

00:01:34.000 Tim Dillon's there who I'm pals with.

00:01:36.000 Ron White.

00:01:37.000 Oh my god, Ron White.

00:01:38.000 Tony, you know, the crew.

00:01:40.000 And then I hear the voice and Roseanne walks in. 1.00

00:01:45.000 Right? 1.00

00:01:46.000 And I'm like, oh fucking shit. 1.00

00:01:49.000 And I'm like, alright, keep it cool. 1.00

00:01:51.000 And I hear her say, yeah, when you get to be my age, you either have diarrhea or you're constipated.

00:01:59.000 So when I was on...

00:02:02.000 Tucker Carlson, my son's like, Mom, you've never been more personable. 0.99

00:02:06.000 I go, yeah, that's because I shit myself. 0.99

00:02:09.000 And I'm sitting there. 0.99

00:02:10.000 I'm like, okay, here's your opening.

00:02:11.000 And I go, you stole that line from the president.

00:02:14.000 And she goes, what?

00:02:15.000 No, who said that?

00:02:16.000 Like her head's swiveling around.

00:02:17.000 And then I'm talking to her.

00:02:19.000 She didn't know you?

00:02:19.000 Of course she didn't know me.

00:02:21.000 You know, she's a boomer, right? 0.99

00:02:22.000 So I'm sitting there.

00:02:25.000 And the thing is...

00:02:27.000 Look, you hang out with, like, part of your act.

00:02:29.000 You hang out with Elon.

00:02:30.000 You hang out with, like, these major figures.

00:02:32.000 Who do I get?

00:02:32.000 I'm like the Make-A-Wish kid who's got a cold, and they're like, we can get you Dave Smith.

00:02:37.000 Maybe Lex Friedman, right?

00:02:39.000 So I'm chatting with her, and she's going on about how there's the Book of Esther, which is a Jewish story from the Old Testament.

00:02:47.000 It's a story of Purim, which I learned when I was in yeshiva.

00:02:49.000 And she's going on about Vashti's.

00:02:51.000 One of the characters is trans. 1.00

00:02:53.000 And she's got a dick. 1.00

00:02:54.000 And they didn't teach us this in school, I assure you. 1.00

00:02:56.000 She's like, you didn't know Vashti was trans? 0.99

00:02:58.000 And I'm sitting there.

00:02:59.000 I'm trying to keep up with her. 0.80

00:03:00.000 I don't know what the hell she's talking about.

00:03:03.000 She's off the rails. 1.00

00:03:05.000 But the whole time I'm like, holy shit, Roseanne is yelling at me. 0.98

00:03:08.000 One of my favorite videos from the store, you find it on my Instagram, Jamie, of Roseanne dancing. 0.99

00:03:14.000 She's smoking a cigarette and dancing while the get it together bitch sign is illuminated in the background. 1.00

00:03:20.000 It's such a fucking great video. 0.99

00:03:22.000 I've been hanging out with her and it's like one of the greatest things that's ever happened to me. 0.99

00:03:25.000 Oh, she's such a character.

00:03:27.000 Yeah, because the thing is, if I make her laugh, it's like the show.

00:03:31.000 But if I don't make her laugh and she yells at me, well, Roseanne's yelling at me, which is also a win. 0.70

00:03:35.000 She believes some crazy stuff, but she's open to be informed.

00:03:41.000 Yes.

00:03:41.000 If you tell her that this is actually what's going on.

00:03:43.000 She doesn't dig her heels in. 0.85

00:03:45.000 I try to explain to her contrails.

00:03:47.000 Yeah.

00:03:48.000 That they probably do spray things in the air.

00:03:51.000 Sure.

00:03:52.000 It probably does happen.

00:03:53.000 But that's not what you're seeing all the time.

00:03:55.000 What you're seeing all the time is a hot jet engine and counting...

00:03:58.000 Encounter condensation.

00:03:59.000 It literally creates clouds.

00:04:01.000 It's a physical effect.

00:04:02.000 You can recreate it over and over and over again. 0.76

00:04:04.000 That doesn't mean that people don't spray shit in the sky, and it doesn't mean that they haven't experimented with things. 0.69

00:04:10.000 Because they're already talking to you about experimenting with weather modification. 0.95

00:04:15.000 First of all, they have some data.

00:04:16.000 And some data that they have is actually from 9-11 because of the contrails.

00:04:21.000 So the contrails, when they stopped being a thing because they shut the entire air travel system down in the United States for how long was it?

00:04:28.000 A couple of days, right?

00:04:29.000 Yeah, it was more than that, don't you think?

00:04:31.000 Yeah, it might have been a week.

00:04:32.000 How long did they shut the air for?

00:04:34.000 It was a while.

00:04:35.000 So what happened was the Earth's temperature actually increased.

00:04:39.000 The temperature in the United States increased by a measurable amount, right?

00:04:43.000 So it's very small, but it's measurable, and it's because there's no clouds.

00:04:46.000 So those clouds that those planes create by flying overhead all the time, those things are consistently blocking out the Sun to the point where it actually changes the temperature of the Earth.

00:05:00.000 So one of the things they found out about I don't know if it was NATO, whoever it was, imposed new environmental restrictions on these giant cargo ships.

00:05:18.000 Once they did that, they found that the surface temperature of the ocean actually increased because they weren't blowing pollution over the ocean so much so that it creates like a foggy haze that actually measurably blocks the amount of sunlight that goes through it.

00:05:35.000 Like in trying to cool the ocean by decreasing our carbon footprint, they actually increase the surface temperature of the ocean.

00:05:43.000 That also gets to the whole thing about how it's not necessarily a bad thing if temperature increases because there's more life at the equator than at the poles.

00:05:50.000 And it's not necessarily bad if you're going to get things slightly warmer and maybe it's the speed that's the issue, but they never even take that into consideration.

00:05:57.000 As long as there's any change, it can only be for the worse.

00:05:59.000 Well, it's also a business.

00:06:01.000 This is where we have to be really careful with this stuff because I'm very environmentally conscious.

00:06:05.000 I love wilderness and earth and the ocean.

00:06:09.000 I love all these things.

00:06:10.000 There's a bunch of things that we should address as human beings.

00:06:13.000 The biggest one, unfortunately, is that we've decimated all fish life in the ocean.

00:06:19.000 Somewhere in the neighborhood of 94%, is that what it is?

00:06:22.000 What's the number of 94?

00:06:23.000 I think it's 94% of all big fish are missing from the ocean.

00:06:29.000 The differences between the numbers of 100 years ago versus today, it's down 94%.

00:06:36.000 Wait, hold on.

00:06:36.000 What do you mean by big fish?

00:06:37.000 Do you mean like whale sharks?

00:06:38.000 No, no, no.

00:06:39.000 Like tuna, fish that we eat.

00:06:42.000 Okay, yeah.

00:06:42.000 You know, all the swordfish, all these different fish that we commercially capture.

00:06:48.000 Those things are decimated.

00:06:50.000 Just decimated. 1.00

00:06:51.000 It's a fucking disaster. 1.00

00:06:54.000 And it's not a lot of these... 1.00

00:06:55.000 90%.

00:06:56.000 Wow.

00:06:56.000 90% a larger fish in the ocean are gone.

00:06:59.000 We take through overfishing, unsustainable overfishing.

00:07:02.000 So the real fear is that if we keep going like this for another hundred years, there's nothing left.

00:07:08.000 And it's very difficult to impose these restrictions on these boats that are in the middle of the ocean that are from other countries.

00:07:16.000 Well, the other issue is bycatch, where, like, you're killing a lot of things that you didn't really want to have captured.

00:07:22.000 Right.

00:07:24.000 You remove the predators, then the prey explode in population like with deer, and then everyone's front lawn, and that's a whole cascade effect there.

00:07:32.000 That 90% number seems – because how would they have had that data 100 years ago, though?

00:07:36.000 Well, fish markets, right?

00:07:38.000 So if you talk to anybody who's a sushi chef that's ever been to the famous fish markets in Tokyo, they're so amazing that – I was only in Tokyo for two days.

00:07:47.000 I had just flown in.

00:07:48.000 We did the weigh-ins.

00:07:49.000 I was out of it.

00:07:50.000 I was like, God, I should get up at 5 in the morning and go to the fish market, and I didn't do it. 0.99

00:07:52.000 I'm fucking kicking myself. 0.99

00:07:54.000 It's supposed to be incredible. 1.00

00:07:55.000 I was just there.

00:07:56.000 Oh, really?

00:07:56.000 I came here to yell at you.

00:07:58.000 Oh.

00:07:58.000 No, I'm not even kidding.

00:08:00.000 No, no, no.

00:08:00.000 You know the guy who goes to Japan once and is like, you've got to go to Japan?

00:08:03.000 That's me.

00:08:04.000 I've been to Japan.

00:08:05.000 Unfortunately, I was there very briefly.

00:08:07.000 But that's not going to Japan.

00:08:09.000 Yeah.

00:08:09.000 It was beautiful, though.

00:08:10.000 I loved it.

00:08:11.000 I loved the audience.

00:08:13.000 The audience at the fights were so respectful and they were so knowledgeable.

00:08:17.000 Like if someone passed guard, everyone would clap.

00:08:21.000 I was like, wow, this is wild!

00:08:23.000 I was really angry at all the misconceptions that I was taught about Japan and Japanese people.

00:08:31.000 Like, I thought that everyone would be like a robot.

00:08:34.000 They were great sense of humor, very friendly, and the thing that they have there that we don't have here is, like, everyone really takes pride in what they do.

00:08:42.000 And you see it in just regular stores and things like that, restaurants.

00:08:46.000 They love their country.

00:08:47.000 Do you know who Sakuraba is?

00:08:49.000 Isn't he a fighter?

00:08:50.000 Yes.

00:08:50.000 Legendary fighter who used to smoke cigarettes and drink constantly and he beat everybody.

00:08:56.000 He was one of the greatest of all time.

00:08:57.000 He's an incredible, incredible fighter and mostly fought people way bigger than him.

00:09:02.000 Way bigger than him.

00:09:03.000 He fought a lot of absolute killers.

00:09:05.000 And he is one of the funniest guys in all of combat sports.

00:09:11.000 He's always got this great sense of humor.

00:09:13.000 He's always joking around with people.

00:09:15.000 There's all these videos of him joking around with fighters.

00:09:17.000 He's a sweetheart of a guy, and he's Japanese.

00:09:20.000 Yeah, I went to Numazu, which is this little port town.

00:09:24.000 And it looked like something out of Lovecraft because it's clearly declining.

00:09:27.000 So you go down the main street all the way to the sea and everything is closed, all boarded up.

00:09:34.000 Because that's the world's only deep-sea aquarium.

00:09:36.000 And I'm into that very much.

00:09:38.000 And I'm like, all right, we've got to go to Nemazu when we're there.

00:09:40.000 How do they do it?

00:09:41.000 How does a deep-sea aquarium work?

00:09:42.000 How deep does the water get?

00:09:44.000 Well, the thing is the fish...

00:09:46.000 I guess they're caught with bycatch because the issue is the pressure, right?

00:09:49.000 You bring them up, their eyes explode, their stomachs explode.

00:09:51.000 I don't know how they had the things that they had in those tanks.

00:09:53.000 Like the tanks are not pressurized.

00:09:55.000 It's not possible. 0.98

00:09:56.000 But they had a lot of insanely cool shit there. 0.99

00:09:59.000 So do the fish adapt, do you think? 0.99

00:10:01.000 Maybe these are fish that...

00:10:02.000 But no, some of the batfish are like...

00:10:04.000 Some fish vertically migrate, right?

00:10:06.000 Have you ever been to the one that's in the Mandalay Bay?

00:10:09.000 In Vegas?

00:10:10.000 No, I don't think I have. 0.99

00:10:11.000 It's fucking incredible. 0.94

00:10:12.000 But it's not like this. 0.97

00:10:13.000 This is the only one.

00:10:14.000 This is the only one on Earth.

00:10:15.000 The one in Mandalay Bay is sharks. 0.99

00:10:17.000 Holy shit, look at that thing. 0.99

00:10:18.000 That's a coelacanth. 0.99

00:10:19.000 Yeah, that's the one that they thought was extinct.

00:10:21.000 Right, for what, 65 million years.

00:10:23.000 So it's just an amazing, amazing place.

00:10:25.000 And the thing is, right around the corner...

00:10:27.000 It was so cool.

00:10:28.000 What a cool fish that is. 0.84

00:10:30.000 That is an old-ass fish. 1.00

00:10:31.000 Yeah, because it's...

00:10:32.000 That fish is from, like, the beginning of life.

00:10:34.000 And they've got lobed fins. 0.93

00:10:35.000 There's only two fish that still have lobed fins.

00:10:38.000 What does that mean?

00:10:39.000 You can see how there's, like, an arm...

00:10:40.000 Oh, like, it has bones to stick out.

00:10:43.000 Yeah, the fin doesn't attach directly to the body.

00:10:46.000 There's, like, a lobe.

00:10:47.000 So them and lungfish are the only ones who have that anymore.

00:10:50.000 The coelacanth, I think it has bones in there because, like...

00:10:53.000 You know, there's a lot of these animals.

00:10:55.000 One of the weirdest ones is, like, there was an animal that became a whale, and it was a land animal.

00:10:59.000 Right.

00:11:00.000 You know about that one?

00:11:00.000 Of course.

00:11:01.000 It was like a hippo kind of thing. 1.00

00:11:02.000 Yeah, weird fucking looking thing. 0.99

00:11:04.000 And that thing became a whale. 1.00

00:11:05.000 And it was a carnivore.

00:11:06.000 Yeah.

00:11:06.000 Well, whales are carnivores.

00:11:07.000 I know, which is nuts, right?

00:11:08.000 But they kind of are.

00:11:10.000 They're sweet about it. 1.00

00:11:11.000 They only eat the little bitch-ass creatures. 1.00

00:11:12.000 Not the sperm whales. 1.00

00:11:13.000 What do they eat?

00:11:14.000 Giant squid.

00:11:15.000 Oh, that's right.

00:11:16.000 And they shoot sonic waves and, like, boil the water.

00:11:19.000 What?

00:11:20.000 Yeah, sperm whales...

00:11:21.000 Sonic waves and they boil the water, really? 0.99

00:11:23.000 Like a sperm whale can kill you by just vibrating, like there was a diver who was with him and they can fuck you up really bad. 0.99

00:11:30.000 Wow! 1.00

00:11:31.000 No shit! 0.99

00:11:32.000 Oh yeah, because they're, what, they're like, what, 80 feet? 1.00

00:11:34.000 Yeah, they're huge.

00:11:35.000 And their entire, like, bulbous nose is to have this... 0.51

00:11:39.000 Yeah, there you go.

00:11:40.000 Whoa! 0.71

00:11:41.000 Acoustic Prey Debilitation Hypothesis, or the Big Bang Theory, the theory states that sperm whales can produce ultrasonic noises that are too high in frequency for humans to hear, and that these sounds can create shock waves that could injure prey.

00:11:54.000 However, some studies have not found evidence to support this theory.

00:11:58.000 Can you show more?

00:11:59.000 There was a diver who had it happen, like this was part of Blue Planet or one of those BBC shows.

00:12:06.000 Well, I mean, it kind of makes sense.

00:12:09.000 Yeah.

00:12:10.000 I mean, especially when you look at the size of their mouth and the noises they make.

00:12:16.000 How cool is that?

00:12:18.000 I have a sperm whale tooth for my shaving brush.

00:12:20.000 And how wild is that? 1.00

00:12:21.000 That fucking thing breathes air. 1.00

00:12:23.000 And that thing used to be on land. 1.00

00:12:25.000 And it's like, meh.

00:12:26.000 I'm gonna go hang out here and change everything.

00:12:28.000 There's that meme about the fish went to the land and you evolved to go back to the sea, but you're not as good as you were before because you don't have gills.

00:12:34.000 Then you become a penguin.

00:12:35.000 It's a whole thing that you can't do either.

00:12:37.000 It's a whole thing.

00:12:38.000 No, but it's...

00:12:39.000 So the thing I want to talk about Numazoo...

00:12:41.000 There was this little sushi place that I spent 15 minutes looking up this place because I want to give the guy a shout out called Iriichi.

00:12:48.000 I-R-I-I-C-H-I. It's in Japanese in Google Maps.

00:12:51.000 And it's just a dude and two tables and he's been there for 30 years.

00:12:56.000 And he goes to the fish market.

00:12:58.000 He marinades the fish.

00:12:59.000 It was one of the best...

00:13:00.000 Experiences of my life.

00:13:02.000 But they were having so much fun.

00:13:03.000 The waitress, you know, it's like him and the waitress.

00:13:06.000 And she's got her, like, broken English.

00:13:09.000 She goes, every morning he goes to fish market.

00:13:12.000 Serious face.

00:13:13.000 Serious face.

00:13:14.000 And picks out the fish.

00:13:15.000 And he was delighted to be like, try my food.

00:13:18.000 Like, he puts joy into his work.

00:13:20.000 Yeah.

00:13:20.000 You saw Jiro dreams of sushi, right?

00:13:22.000 Well, I put in my phone, I like you better than Jiro.

00:13:25.000 And he lost it. 0.98

00:13:28.000 Well, Jiro's probably like the guy now where all the other, like, sort of incognito sushi places that are legendary, they're like, hey, what the fuck? 0.90

00:13:36.000 I think Jiro, the thing, Jiro seems like it wouldn't be fun. 0.71

00:13:42.000 It feels like you're taking a test.

00:13:43.000 Because he's so serious about it?

00:13:44.000 Because he's so serious, yeah.

00:13:45.000 I know what you're saying.

00:13:46.000 So this guy was more fun.

00:13:48.000 Yeah, and the thing I found is a lot of these high-end places, you should know this better than I do, they're not all stuffy.

00:13:54.000 A lot of times they know how to have a good time.

00:13:56.000 Oh, yeah.

00:13:57.000 Do you know Wagyu Mafia?

00:13:59.000 Where's that?

00:14:00.000 No.

00:14:00.000 Okay, Wagyu Mafia is a Tokyo establishment, and they did a pop-in in Austin at Pasta Bar.

00:14:08.000 So Pasta Bar, do you know Philip Franklin Lee?

00:14:11.000 He's the guy that owns sushi.

00:14:12.000 He started here with...

00:14:16.000 Sushi bar.

00:14:17.000 And then it became...

00:14:18.000 He branched out into his own thing, which is sushi by scratch.

00:14:21.000 And he also does this other thing in town called pasta bar.

00:14:24.000 And at pasta bar, they brought in this Wagyu Mafia guy. 1.00

00:14:27.000 And they, like, put on a fucking show. 0.99

00:14:28.000 Like, this is... 1.00

00:14:29.000 But it's fun.

00:14:30.000 Look, they're smiling, right?

00:14:31.000 Yeah.

00:14:31.000 Everyone's having a good time.

00:14:32.000 Oh, my God.

00:14:32.000 It was so fun.

00:14:33.000 It was so silly.

00:14:35.000 Yeah. 0.96

00:14:35.000 Yeah, everything was silly. 0.96

00:14:36.000 They feed you sometimes. 0.94

00:14:37.000 And it's like they blow gold dust all over the air.

00:14:41.000 It's not stuffy at all.

00:14:42.000 So he's, like, the complete opposite of Giro Dreams of Sushi, but insane experience.

00:14:46.000 But Jiro's not with Japan.

00:14:47.000 I thought Japan was going to be like Jiro and it wasn't.

00:14:50.000 Dude's making swords. 0.65

00:14:52.000 Like if I don't like the food, he just stabs himself in the stomach. 0.99

00:14:55.000 No, but like dudes fucking hammering out swords. 0.99

00:14:57.000 That's what I think about. 0.99

00:14:58.000 I think about the craftsmanship and the seriousness.

00:15:02.000 But the economics of the place, I don't understand, because they have these big office buildings, like in Herald Square in New York.

00:15:11.000 And it'll be like 13 floors, and each floor has like six rooms.

00:15:14.000 You can take an elevator, and it's a guy, no windows, two tables, and a bar.

00:15:20.000 And I grew up on role-playing games.

00:15:22.000 It's like the guy in the armor shop.

00:15:23.000 He's always there.

00:15:24.000 I don't know what his life is, but he takes pride in his cocktails.

00:15:27.000 There's just room for five people.

00:15:29.000 I don't know how he stays in business, but there's hundreds of them.

00:15:34.000 The thing that angered me as a former New Yorker, you're out at night, everyone's out in the streets, everyone's plastered, everyone's having fun, and it's perfectly safe.

00:15:45.000 So when you look at New York and San Fran and L.A., this is completely on purpose.

00:15:49.000 It does not have to be this way.

00:15:51.000 It was such a great time.

00:15:52.000 Is it on purpose or is it neglect that no one steps in to correct?

00:16:00.000 If you're arresting someone 30 times and putting them back on the street, that's on purpose.

00:16:05.000 Right.

00:16:05.000 But that's the officer that's doing that.

00:16:08.000 No, it's not the officer.

00:16:09.000 The police department and the prosecutor and the district attorney.

00:16:12.000 But then there's the politicians that are in control of these areas, and then there's a tone that these areas have that's being controlled by the district attorney, by how they prosecute things, and all of this is all very, very political.

00:16:27.000 So that's the part that looks like you guys want it to be like that, because you're not course-correcting at all.

00:16:34.000 But I feel like at this stage, It's gotten...

00:16:38.000 It's so pervasive. 0.95

00:16:40.000 Like, the places where there's crime and violence are so bad, and they've been that way for so fucking long.

00:16:45.000 Like, it would take a monumental effort that we just aren't capable of doing.

00:16:50.000 Like, we don't have $175 billion to fix all...

00:16:54.000 Oh, wait a minute.

00:16:55.000 We just gave all that money to Ukraine.

00:16:57.000 Yeah.

00:16:57.000 Oh, wait, we could have fixed it.

00:16:58.000 Yes, very easily. 0.99

00:17:00.000 That's the dumbest part of the argument. 0.96

00:17:02.000 We don't have the resources for it, but we have all these resources for all these other things. 0.98

00:17:05.000 And it's a small percent of people causing all the problems, like a Pareto effect, was like 20% of people caused 80% of the problems.

00:17:11.000 It's not like everyone in New York's a criminal.

00:17:14.000 No.

00:17:15.000 No, it's a lot of career criminals in New York.

00:17:18.000 A lot of people that do the break-ins in the cars and stuff like that, they get arrested all the time.

00:17:22.000 What was that guy, Jordan Neely, who tried to kidnap a girl, he punched an old lady in the face for no reason, broke her orbital socket, the one who was killed on the subway by that good Samaritan.

00:17:29.000 It's like, you punch an old lady in the face and break her orbital socket for no reason once, that's a wrap. 1.00

00:17:35.000 Yeah.

00:17:35.000 That guy, he was prosecuted or he's been charged.

00:17:39.000 Has he gone through the whole trial?

00:17:41.000 I don't think he has at all.

00:17:42.000 He should be mayor.

00:17:43.000 Yeah.

00:17:43.000 This is the guy that choked the guy to death.

00:17:46.000 Looks like he got him in a rear naked choke and didn't let go.

00:17:49.000 What was the cause of death?

00:17:51.000 Did the guy have a heart attack?

00:17:52.000 That's a good question.

00:17:54.000 Because a lot of times...

00:17:55.000 Rear naked is hard to kill somebody.

00:17:56.000 You've got to really hold on for a long time.

00:17:57.000 You've got to hold on for quite a while.

00:17:59.000 But you can have a heart attack if someone's choking you.

00:18:02.000 And you'll feel it.

00:18:03.000 The guy will get loose.

00:18:03.000 You know he's out.

00:18:05.000 You remember the Eric Gardner case?

00:18:06.000 Of course.

00:18:06.000 That one made me sick.

00:18:07.000 The only person who went to jail was the photographer.

00:18:10.000 Oh, that's so crazy.

00:18:11.000 Why'd he go to jail?

00:18:12.000 I don't remember what they got him for.

00:18:14.000 But the cops had barely any consequences.

00:18:17.000 The guy died for no reason.

00:18:19.000 No, the guy was just selling loose cigarettes.

00:18:22.000 Right.

00:18:22.000 I knew a dude who knew him.

00:18:25.000 It's horrific.

00:18:26.000 It's horrific, and it's also, it's like, they try to pretend that wasn't a choke.

00:18:29.000 Like, come on, man.

00:18:31.000 You know how to choke people. 0.77

00:18:32.000 But even if it was...

00:18:33.000 You choked him.

00:18:34.000 He's selling cigarettes.

00:18:35.000 Calm down.

00:18:36.000 Loose cigarettes.

00:18:37.000 It's nothing.

00:18:37.000 And it's like, what is it?

00:18:38.000 It's interfering with the business next to it where he buys the cigarettes?

00:18:43.000 What are you going to do?

00:18:43.000 Right.

00:18:44.000 You know, isn't there worse problems in this fucking world? 1.00

00:18:46.000 Yes. 0.99

00:18:46.000 There's some guy who's an entrepreneur. 0.99

00:18:47.000 You don't have to buy the cigarettes from that guy.

00:18:49.000 Right.

00:18:50.000 You don't have to.

00:18:50.000 And he wasn't in the store.

00:18:51.000 He's just selling loose cigarettes.

00:18:52.000 Right.

00:18:53.000 Like, if somebody doesn't have enough money for a pack of cigarettes, but they have enough money for two cigarettes, this guy will sell them two cigarettes.

00:18:58.000 And I also think it's insane to make cigarettes more expensive on purpose to screw with poor people.

00:19:04.000 They do?

00:19:04.000 That's the point.

00:19:06.000 Wait a minute.

00:19:06.000 The syntaxes, yes.

00:19:08.000 Oh, I see.

00:19:10.000 They want to make it really hard to buy cigarettes.

00:19:12.000 Well, it's just they just know that people are hooked and they can just steal money from you.

00:19:16.000 That's really what it is.

00:19:17.000 They know you're hooked on cigarettes.

00:19:19.000 No, no, no.

00:19:20.000 It's not the tobacco companies that are selling these prices.

00:19:23.000 It's the government's.

00:19:24.000 They want it as expensive as possible because the idea, like Bloomberg says, is so it's harder for people to commit to this habit.

00:19:31.000 Oh, that's interesting.

00:19:32.000 I think that's a nice excuse for we know they are going to keep buying cigarettes.

00:19:37.000 I don't think it's an excuse at all.

00:19:38.000 This is the guy who banned Big Gulps.

00:19:42.000 Do you think he banned Big Gulps because of insurance companies? 0.94

00:19:45.000 No, I think he banned Big Gulps because he's a goody two-shoes and thinks he knows best for everybody. 0.99

00:19:50.000 But when I hear things like that, I'm always like, okay, what's the financial incentive behind that?

00:19:54.000 Because insurance companies could be like, you know what, people are dying all the time, and one of the big causes is obesity.

00:20:00.000 And one of the big problems with obesity is people drink Big Gulps.

00:20:04.000 This is why they made seatbelt laws. 0.90

00:20:07.000 They didn't make seatbelt laws to make a safe.

00:20:09.000 They make seatbelt laws because of insurance companies.

00:20:11.000 No, I thought you meant they're going to say they may see a bit lost because fatties can't fit into them to wipe out the fatties.

00:20:17.000 I'm like, all right, there's a eugenics thing going on here. 0.93

00:20:19.000 I can see it.

00:20:21.000 No. 1.00

00:20:22.000 I mean, if they're trying to outlaw big gulps, I feel like, first of all, fuck you. 1.00

00:20:28.000 If I want a big gulp, I know it's bad for me. 1.00

00:20:30.000 You know, if you outlaw big gulps but you don't outlaw that Dunkin Donuts blizzard thing, you know that one? 0.74

00:20:35.000 Oh god, was it like 1500 calories?

00:20:37.000 No, no, no.

00:20:39.000 It's probably like thousands, but it's 186 grams of sugar.

00:20:44.000 Is that what it is?

00:20:45.000 What is the...

00:20:46.000 It's so crazy.

00:20:47.000 There's a dude who did a YouTube video and he shows the actual sugar that's in the drink next to the drink. 0.99

00:20:52.000 It's fucking half sugar, man. 0.99

00:20:53.000 It's like three Big Macs. 1.00

00:20:54.000 And you think because you're drinking it, it can't be that bad.

00:20:57.000 That's the thing.

00:20:58.000 Big Macs are way better for you.

00:21:00.000 Yes, which is crazy. 1.00

00:21:00.000 Big Macs are fucking grass-fed meat. 1.00

00:21:03.000 The thing that's insane is... 1.00

00:21:05.000 Fourteen donuts.

00:21:06.000 I've had...

00:21:07.000 How's that even...

00:21:09.000 It's so crazy!

00:21:10.000 They just filled it up with sugar.

00:21:11.000 Jamie, see if you can find the video...

00:21:13.000 A thousand calories.

00:21:14.000 It's only a thousand?

00:21:17.000 That's not the blizzard though, is it?

00:21:19.000 The blizzard's the big bad boy.

00:21:22.000 See if you can find the video of the guy showing the sugar content in the blizzard.

00:21:27.000 There's a video this dude does it online.

00:21:30.000 I think it's the one...

00:21:31.000 Yeah, that's it.

00:21:32.000 Right there. 1.00

00:21:32.000 Look at all that fucking sugar! 1.00

00:21:35.000 181 grams of sugar. 1.00

00:21:37.000 Nearly three-quarters of a two-liter bottle of coke.

00:21:40.000 Let's measure that.

00:21:41.000 Look at all this sugar!

00:21:44.000 Look, just imagine eating all that sugar in one session. 1.00

00:21:48.000 Holy fuck, that's bad for you. 1.00

00:21:51.000 Holy, it's just bulking. 1.00

00:21:53.000 And dude, if you don't eat that way all the time, like I had a milkshake.

00:21:58.000 Like a big-ass chocolate milkshake.

00:22:00.000 I don't really do that most of the time.

00:22:02.000 And it was like I got hit with a tranquilizer dart.

00:22:04.000 I was like, oh my gosh!

00:22:06.000 Well, for me, I have a big sweet tooth, but sometimes I might go on a binge and just eat bags of gummy candy.

00:22:12.000 I am wired.

00:22:14.000 Wired for how long, though?

00:22:15.000 A while.

00:22:16.000 It's a while.

00:22:17.000 But you don't crash afterwards?

00:22:18.000 No, I go to bed.

00:22:19.000 If I'm binging, it's right for bed.

00:22:22.000 I don't binge right in the day.

00:22:23.000 I've heard people say that, like eating a high-carb meal before bed.

00:22:26.000 I've heard people talk about doing that. 0.99

00:22:28.000 They eat a high-carb meal so that their insulin spikes and then they just fucking crash afterwards. 0.83

00:22:33.000 I have sleep issues, so I feel bad for people who do. 0.92

00:22:35.000 It's a rough thing to have, man.

00:22:37.000 I had Honey Smacks cereal, and the first ingredient is sugar.

00:22:42.000 And I'm thinking to myself, like, how are these being held together?

00:22:45.000 Because they don't look like sugar cubes.

00:22:47.000 It's mostly sugar.

00:22:47.000 It looks like grains.

00:22:49.000 How is that even physically possible?

00:22:50.000 They used to be called Sugar Smacks. 0.69

00:22:52.000 Oh, yeah.

00:22:52.000 Sugar Bear was the name.

00:22:54.000 They're so good.

00:22:55.000 And then Sugar Golden Crisp, whatever.

00:22:57.000 Well, we used to eat Frosted Flakes, and then we would put sugar on the Frosted Flakes.

00:23:04.000 Ugh.

00:23:05.000 I eat Lucky Charms still.

00:23:06.000 They're really good. 0.99

00:23:07.000 It's fucking good, man. 0.99

00:23:09.000 It's good. 0.99

00:23:09.000 It should be legal. 0.99

00:23:11.000 And you mix it with your protein drinks.

00:23:13.000 That way you get your protein.

00:23:14.000 First of all, people need access to real food primarily. 0.99

00:23:18.000 But every now and then, a fucking blizzard from Dunkin' Donuts should be on the menu. 0.98

00:23:23.000 If you want to, you should be able to. 1.00

00:23:25.000 It's ridiculous.

00:23:26.000 But if you want to have a... 0.52

00:23:27.000 You know what I love?

00:23:28.000 Tiramisu.

00:23:29.000 That's my favorite dessert. 0.99

00:23:30.000 I fucking love it. 0.98

00:23:31.000 And if I'm stuffed, it's the end of the meal, and it's at an Italian place, and you open up the... 0.99

00:23:37.000 Oh, fucking tiramisu. 0.98

00:23:38.000 But it's also kind of crazy, because, like, tiramisu, I love key lime pie. 0.99

00:23:41.000 I love key lime pie.

00:23:42.000 I could have, like, three bags of candy.

00:23:43.000 Like, it looks like, because it's cake, you think, oh, it's not that bad for you.

00:23:47.000 Oh, it's filled with sugar.

00:23:48.000 It's just...

00:23:48.000 It's insane.

00:23:49.000 Tiramisu is so much sugar.

00:23:51.000 But it's so good.

00:23:52.000 Yeah, it is.

00:23:52.000 Oh my god, it's so good.

00:23:54.000 Those lady fingers that are dipped in espresso. 0.91

00:23:57.000 What about in all those steakhouses where their chocolate cake is like 1,500 calories a slice?

00:24:01.000 And I'm like, how are you doing this mathematically? 0.73

00:24:04.000 American steakhouses, like, they are trying to kill you. 1.00

00:24:09.000 They're trying to get you... 0.98

00:24:11.000 Wait, raise the tinfoil hat!

00:24:12.000 They're trying to stuff you as much as possible.

00:24:15.000 And I mean it in the best possible way.

00:24:17.000 But if you go to, like, in town, like, say if you go to Eddie V's.

00:24:20.000 Yeah.

00:24:21.000 You go to Eddie V's and you get the lobster mashed potatoes.

00:24:24.000 You can't stop eating.

00:24:25.000 You cannot stop eating.

00:24:27.000 They have the calorie counts at Eddie V's.

00:24:29.000 Do they?

00:24:30.000 Which is useful. 1.00

00:24:30.000 Well, if I don't have glasses on, I can't read that shit. 1.00

00:24:33.000 They make it in little tiny numbers next to the food. 1.00

00:24:37.000 Get the fuck out of here. 0.99

00:24:38.000 But if you go to another country, they don't eat like us. 1.00

00:24:42.000 We eat like slobs.

00:24:45.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:24:45.000 We have giant ass pizzas. 0.99

00:24:47.000 That's why you should go to Japan. 0.99

00:24:49.000 Oh, very much more disciplined than us.

00:24:51.000 You don't see fat people as much.

00:24:53.000 I had whale eight ways.

00:24:54.000 Oh, wow.

00:24:55.000 It was really whale?

00:24:56.000 Whoa, that's weird.

00:24:57.000 Apparently whale is like a poor people food there.

00:24:59.000 Wow, but they're our homies.

00:25:01.000 Why are you eating our homies?

00:25:03.000 Well, you're in Japan, you know?

00:25:04.000 Gotta do as the Japanese do. 1.00

00:25:06.000 I wonder how smart they really are.

00:25:07.000 They're pretty smart.

00:25:08.000 People always say that whales are super smart.

00:25:11.000 But, you know, it's just because they can communicate.

00:25:15.000 We have a weird definition of intelligence, right?

00:25:17.000 Because we really favor things that can control their environment and change their environment, like build houses and structures.

00:25:23.000 Not necessarily ants do that.

00:25:25.000 We don't think ants are smart.

00:25:25.000 Yeah, but we do.

00:25:26.000 We do think they're smart.

00:25:27.000 No, we don't.

00:25:28.000 We think they're smart in a weird way.

00:25:29.000 Well, they're skilled.

00:25:31.000 It's not just they're skilled.

00:25:32.000 They know how to make these chambers that ferment leaves, like the leafcutter ants do.

00:25:38.000 Yes.

00:25:39.000 I was just watching about them last night.

00:25:40.000 That's really creepy.

00:25:40.000 You brought that up.

00:25:41.000 Fucking incredible. 0.97

00:25:42.000 There's a video about how did this evolve. 0.97

00:25:44.000 Because the fungus that's in the leafcutter ant colony is not the same species any longer as the fungus that's outside.

00:25:50.000 Right.

00:25:50.000 So intelligence is not the right word.

00:25:52.000 You're right.

00:25:52.000 The right word is capable of incredible order, and they have a pattern in their mind they follow.

00:26:00.000 Much like bees.

00:26:01.000 You don't have to teach bees how to make beehives.

00:26:03.000 They make beehives everywhere.

00:26:05.000 Right. 1.00

00:26:05.000 All over the fucking place. 1.00

00:26:07.000 So they're making a structure. 0.99

00:26:09.000 What is it?

00:26:10.000 There's some animal, is it the pufferfish, where they gave them, like, Ritalin?

00:26:14.000 Or they gave them, like, Lexapro, something, and the patterns all changed?

00:26:18.000 Oh, wow.

00:26:19.000 Like they gave him some SSRI, something, whatever it was, and it changed how they, like spiderwebs maybe it was, and it changed how they made it.

00:26:25.000 Oh, yes.

00:26:25.000 They definitely did that with spiderwebs.

00:26:27.000 I saw them, there was a bunch of different things they did with spiderwebs, and one of them they gave it LSD. Okay.

00:26:32.000 They gave the spider LSD. The spider's like, wah!

00:26:36.000 I got eight legs and eight eyes. 0.99

00:26:39.000 He remembers when he was like a shitty shopkeeper. 0.99

00:26:41.000 Oh yeah, there it is. 0.88

00:26:42.000 Thank you, Jay.

00:26:43.000 Yeah, there it is.

00:26:44.000 So normal marijuana. 1.00

00:26:46.000 Marijuana sucks. 1.00

00:26:47.000 It's terrible. 1.00

00:26:48.000 Benzedrine.

00:26:49.000 What's that an upper?

00:26:50.000 Benzedrine?

00:26:51.000 I don't know.

00:26:52.000 That's like a 70s thing.

00:26:54.000 That's not benzodiazepine, right?

00:26:56.000 Benzodiazepine is Xanax.

00:26:57.000 What's a benzadrine, Jamie?

00:26:59.000 Look at caffeine.

00:27:01.000 Caffeine's all over the place.

00:27:02.000 Chlorohydrate.

00:27:03.000 Who's getting high on chlorohydrate?

00:27:04.000 What is chlorohydrate?

00:27:05.000 I have no idea.

00:27:07.000 What's chlorohydrate, Jamie?

00:27:10.000 What's benzodrine?

00:27:10.000 How weird is it that they pick chlorohydrate?

00:27:12.000 You know, why wouldn't you pick alcohol? 0.96

00:27:15.000 Well, you'd probably kill it, right? 0.96

00:27:17.000 Maybe, right? 1.00

00:27:18.000 Sedative?

00:27:19.000 Sedative.

00:27:20.000 Short-term treatment of insomnia.

00:27:23.000 So is benzodrine an upper?

00:27:24.000 It must be.

00:27:26.000 Benzos, that's a thing from the 70s.

00:27:28.000 Well, I think that's benzodiazepine, though.

00:27:31.000 It's an amphetamine, okay, yeah.

00:27:34.000 Benzedrine.

00:27:35.000 Okay, yeah.

00:27:36.000 I don't think that's benzos, though.

00:27:37.000 What is a benzo?

00:27:38.000 A benzo is an upper.

00:27:40.000 Is it?

00:27:41.000 I thought it was Xanax.

00:27:46.000 Because benzo...

00:27:46.000 We're like school moms.

00:27:49.000 Yeah, there's extra the diazes in there. 0.99

00:27:51.000 Oh, the benzos are depressants.

00:27:52.000 That's interesting.

00:27:53.000 That's the Xanax.

00:27:54.000 So that's benzos when people say the term benzos?

00:27:57.000 Or downers.

00:27:58.000 Okay.

00:27:59.000 What's a black beauty? 1.00

00:28:00.000 Because that's what they all used to take in the 70s.

00:28:02.000 I don't know.

00:28:02.000 Isn't that speed?

00:28:03.000 I think so.

00:28:04.000 A lot of guys took speed and played pool.

00:28:06.000 It was a big thing.

00:28:07.000 The guys would play on amphetamines.

00:28:09.000 I know one time the Go-Go's took a bunch of downers and they had to perform sitting down in chairs.

00:28:14.000 Oh, that's what that means.

00:28:15.000 Yeah.

00:28:15.000 Allipsis sealed.

00:28:19.000 Black capsule.

00:28:20.000 Okay, uppers.

00:28:21.000 Yeah.

00:28:23.000 Dextroamphetamine.

00:28:24.000 Yeah.

00:28:25.000 Okay.

00:28:25.000 These guys who would play pool on it, they said that makes them see angles better.

00:28:29.000 Well, because it's like speed.

00:28:30.000 It's like Ritalin.

00:28:31.000 I've never done Ritalin either.

00:28:32.000 No, but, or like an Adderall, excuse me.

00:28:34.000 I've never done Adderall.

00:28:34.000 Neither have I, but you know people- I'm scared of it.

00:28:36.000 You're crazy focused.

00:28:37.000 I'm scared of that.

00:28:38.000 Why are you scared of focus?

00:28:39.000 Well, the same reason why I don't do- I've never done cocaine.

00:28:41.000 We've never done cocaine?

00:28:42.000 No.

00:28:44.000 Haven't been to Japan.

00:28:46.000 Haven't done cocaine.

00:28:47.000 First of all, sir, cocaine's illegal. 1.00

00:28:49.000 Son of a bitch. 1.00

00:28:50.000 Second of all, I think I'd like it. 1.00

00:28:55.000 No, you wouldn't.

00:28:56.000 Yeah, I'm sure I'd like it.

00:28:57.000 No, you wouldn't.

00:28:57.000 Not to the extent that people ruin their lives.

00:28:59.000 Oh, I wouldn't ruin my life. 1.00

00:29:01.000 It's the stupidest drug. 1.00

00:29:02.000 Yeah, I'm not really interested in ruining my life. 1.00

00:29:05.000 But I would recognize that this is probably a lot of fun.

00:29:08.000 It's not.

00:29:09.000 But how come so many people say it is?

00:29:11.000 I don't know.

00:29:12.000 It's not fun at all.

00:29:13.000 For you.

00:29:13.000 It would not be fun for you.

00:29:15.000 I promise you.

00:29:16.000 Have you ever heard the Buck Cherry song, Cocaine?

00:29:19.000 All Lit Up?

00:29:20.000 You know that song?

00:29:20.000 No.

00:29:20.000 That song makes me want to do coke.

00:29:23.000 The idea of coke is a lot...

00:29:25.000 Let's play this song.

00:29:25.000 I was already on the way.

00:29:26.000 Okay. 0.99

00:29:28.000 I fucking love Buck Cherry. 0.98

00:29:32.000 There was a friend of mine told me a story. 0.99

00:29:34.000 He was in Alcoholics Anonymous meeting and the dude from Buck Cherry was there.

00:29:39.000 Yeah. 0.97

00:29:40.000 And this model went on stage and she was telling her sober stories and she was saying, I was just doing coke and just fucking all these rock stars. 0.96

00:29:51.000 And he goes, Yeah! 0.97

00:29:57.000 Now again, this is second-hand.

00:29:59.000 I don't know if this is true, but I love these guys.

00:30:02.000 Come on.

00:30:02.000 That makes me want to do blow.

00:30:04.000 I interviewed Belinda Carlyle from the Go-Go's because she was a coke head. 1.00

00:30:09.000 And I said, explain this to me.

00:30:11.000 Because if it's a rock star who's a dude, he's having coke orages with all these chicks. 1.00

00:30:16.000 You're a girl.

00:30:17.000 You're not having them run train on you.

00:30:19.000 Literally, what would you do?

00:30:20.000 And she said, I would go in my hotel room, take the phone off the hook, close the blinds, and pace like an animal.

00:30:28.000 And I go, oh, that sounds like a lot of fun.

00:30:30.000 She goes, oh yeah, it was a blast.

00:30:31.000 So when I tell you, you're not gonna like it.

00:30:34.000 It's like giving yourself a panic attack.

00:30:36.000 Yeah.

00:30:37.000 But some people love it.

00:30:39.000 I know you well enough to tell you you're not going to like it.

00:30:43.000 Good, thank you.

00:30:44.000 Well, I wasn't going to try it anyway.

00:30:47.000 Not even on a bucket list thing?

00:30:48.000 Nope.

00:30:49.000 For the same reason why I won't try Adderall.

00:30:51.000 That's different.

00:30:52.000 Adderall you would like.

00:30:53.000 That's the problem.

00:30:54.000 Because there's upsides.

00:30:55.000 Oh, okay.

00:30:56.000 Yeah, the productivity part.

00:30:56.000 There's a lot of upsides, yeah.

00:30:57.000 And you're like, oh, shit. 0.99

00:30:59.000 Anything Adderall helps you understand. 1.00

00:31:01.000 I've never done it.

00:31:02.000 Helps you understand your brain better because you see yourself like, oh, this is how my brain's working and whatever.

00:31:08.000 Coke is just like you just wait and do more Coke.

00:31:10.000 And I'm not...

00:31:12.000 It's just, I don't get it.

00:31:13.000 Expand on that.

00:31:13.000 Like, so Adderall helps you know how your brain's working?

00:31:17.000 You know how, like, when you're any kind of altered consciousness, you realize that your brain has a character of its own.

00:31:23.000 And, like, most people aren't introspective and just take their thoughts for granted, but people who, like, work with psychedelics, things like that, realize, okay, there's ways I can have different perceptions, different focuses, different senses of self in relation to the world, things like that.

00:31:37.000 Right.

00:31:37.000 Adderall, from my understanding, it's like...

00:31:39.000 It's like that movie Limitless.

00:31:41.000 It's based on Adderall, right? 1.00

00:31:42.000 I thought that was based on that other shit. 1.00

00:31:47.000 New Vigil? 1.00

00:31:49.000 Yeah.

00:31:49.000 Pro Vigil and New Vigil.

00:31:50.000 Maybe I'm wrong.

00:31:51.000 I don't know either.

00:31:52.000 Point being, when you take it, you supposedly are super focused, but you realize, okay, I can fine-tune the speed of my thinking.

00:32:02.000 So that's fascinating that your brain has, like a bike, has different speeds, if I'm using that metaphor correctly.

00:32:07.000 I just know way too many people that enjoy it on a regular basis.

00:32:10.000 Yeah, and I had a friend who got hooked on it, and she was like, this is bad.

00:32:14.000 It just seems to keep them going all day.

00:32:17.000 Right.

00:32:17.000 High achievers.

00:32:18.000 Right.

00:32:19.000 Coke doesn't do that.

00:32:20.000 A lot of journalists.

00:32:21.000 And a lot of college kids now.

00:32:23.000 A lot of college kids.

00:32:24.000 Yeah.

00:32:24.000 They used to be coke kids when we were kids.

00:32:26.000 Now they're on Adderall.

00:32:27.000 I've asked friends who've done it and gone on stage.

00:32:29.000 I said, never again.

00:32:30.000 Anybody's ever gone on stage on Adderall?

00:32:32.000 They're like, no.

00:32:33.000 Really?

00:32:33.000 Why?

00:32:34.000 Yeah, not having fun.

00:32:36.000 Too tense.

00:32:37.000 Yeah.

00:32:37.000 Just not silly.

00:32:39.000 You're not loose. 0.98

00:32:40.000 You're wired.

00:32:41.000 You're clenching your jaw.

00:32:43.000 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

00:32:44.000 You wouldn't like coke.

00:32:45.000 Yeah.

00:32:45.000 I'm surprised you don't want to just try everything once.

00:32:49.000 What was that noise?

00:32:51.000 I'm busy.

00:32:53.000 I got a Netflix special coming out.

00:32:55.000 You can't try everything once because you'd be trying too many things.

00:32:58.000 There's not that many.

00:32:58.000 And then you'd have to recover.

00:32:59.000 I have responsibilities.

00:33:01.000 But I do... 0.98

00:33:04.000 I do think that having all these things illegal or having most of them illegal is a fucking travesty. 0.94

00:33:11.000 I agree with you as an anarchist, but then what happened in Portland or wherever Seattle it was was a real problem. 0.90

00:33:18.000 Yeah, but that also coincided with terrible leadership where the mayor was saying when they took over a giant swath of the city that it was the summer of love. 0.99

00:33:28.000 Remember that crazy shit? 1.00

00:33:29.000 Those people are retarded. 1.00

00:33:30.000 That whole philosophy up there is so stupid. 1.00

00:33:33.000 It's a suicide cult. 1.00

00:33:35.000 They legitimately are going to destroy their society. 0.55

00:33:39.000 And they're all like, yay, diversity. 1.00

00:33:41.000 They'll be waving their fucking pride flags as the city sinks into the ocean. 1.00

00:33:46.000 They're out of their fucking minds. 1.00

00:33:49.000 So you can't look at that place and say, this is what happens when you make drugs legal. 1.00

00:33:55.000 No, that's what happens when you make drugs legal in a place run by maniacs, a place run by people who think it's fine to have tents everywhere and give people money to shoot up and give them clean needles and give them money every month to stay homeless.

00:34:08.000 I hear you, but my point is you and I both know a lot of people who are waiting for the psychedelics, right?

00:34:13.000 And if psychedelics become fully legal and corporations take over, there's going to be downsides.

00:34:19.000 I think if the corporations do the psychedelics, they'll probably have a different approach to how they interact with humanity.

00:34:24.000 If the CEOs and all these people realize, like, you are going to die, and if you're wasting all your time trying to squeeze as much money as humanly possible out of every person that interacts with your You're not living a harmonious life and it doesn't mean that you can't make a lot of money and sell things.

00:34:41.000 But you can make a lot of money and sell things with a psychedelic capitalist perspective where you're not trying to do evil.

00:34:48.000 You're just trying to be fair about it.

00:34:50.000 I agree with everything you said.

00:34:52.000 Oh, very utopian though.

00:34:53.000 But I'm saying there's plenty of people who, if they start getting on these drugs and being introspective, they're not going to like what they see, and there's going to be a lot of things that come up, and it's not going to be an easy transition toward a better person for some of them.

00:35:06.000 Much harder to get a good burger.

00:35:09.000 It's going to quit those jobs! 0.99

00:35:13.000 I'm talking about like these corporate people.

00:35:15.000 I understand.

00:35:16.000 But even the corporate people.

00:35:18.000 Look what they did with Housewives and all the speed that they were on. 1.00

00:35:21.000 Oh yeah, but that's the Housewives fault. 1.00

00:35:23.000 They liked it too much.

00:35:24.000 Yeah, but they were told this is a diet pill.

00:35:26.000 Well, better that or a lobotomy.

00:35:28.000 Like we only have a few options back then.

00:35:30.000 I don't think those were the two.

00:35:32.000 Mother's Little Helper, remember?

00:35:33.000 From Rolling Stone's song?

00:35:34.000 I mean, they stopped doing lobotomies in 67. So they were doing lobotomies for like 50 fucking years. 0.99

00:35:39.000 Scrambling people's brains. 1.00

00:35:40.000 They did it to Rosemary Kennedy.

00:35:41.000 Yeah.

00:35:42.000 Didn't they do it because she was promiscuous? 1.00

00:35:44.000 And also she was kind of a slow. 0.67

00:35:46.000 Oh.

00:35:47.000 And the thing with the lobotomy, did you know about this?

00:35:49.000 You have to do it when the person's conscious.

00:35:50.000 Yeah.

00:35:51.000 So she had to count backwards and then she stopped being able to talk.

00:35:55.000 And then they pretended she's on sabbatical for 50 years.

00:35:58.000 And then they did the Special Olympics because they felt bad. 0.85

00:36:02.000 Evil, evil family.

00:36:03.000 Well, it's an evil practice, that thing that they would do for people when they had troubles.

00:36:08.000 I love the idea...

00:36:09.000 It's just so insane that, like, there's no precision, really. 0.84

00:36:13.000 You're stabbing them in the... 0.99

00:36:14.000 Scrambling brains. 1.00

00:36:15.000 And hoping you hit the right spot.

00:36:16.000 That's not a thing.

00:36:17.000 I think they're going to look at that the same way they look at...

00:36:19.000 The way they look at that now, they're going to look at sex chains for kids in the future. 0.88

00:36:24.000 Yes.

00:36:24.000 Oh, yes.

00:36:25.000 They're going to look at all this...

00:36:26.000 Munchausen's by proxy.

00:36:28.000 Whew.

00:36:30.000 Also, there's clearly like a mind virus.

00:36:33.000 And it is like a mind virus.

00:36:35.000 I mean, that term mind virus, it sounds like you shouldn't say that because a virus doesn't exist in the mind.

00:36:41.000 It's a different kind of thing than an actual biological virus, but it has the same function.

00:36:45.000 It really does.

00:36:46.000 Ideas go viral.

00:36:47.000 Yeah, they do, right?

00:36:48.000 That's the thing.

00:36:48.000 Right.

00:36:49.000 The idea is going viral.

00:36:50.000 Right.

00:36:50.000 The thing is, when you and I were kids, as dinosaurs, every girl or 90% of them had an eating disorder because she was uncomfortable.

00:36:57.000 Her body is changing, unwanted male attention.

00:36:59.000 Having that sense of control, it was very common.

00:37:02.000 A lot of people didn't grow out of it, but most of them did.

00:37:06.000 Now, if you're uncomfortable with your body, you're going to be shifted down in this direction in many such cases.

00:37:14.000 Carol Markowitz, who's a journalist, she was a neighbor of mine in Brooklyn, she said a majority of kids in her daughter's class were identifying as some variant of queer.

00:37:23.000 So she's like, I'm out of here.

00:37:24.000 I'm going to Florida.

00:37:25.000 So strange.

00:37:26.000 Strange isn't the word.

00:37:30.000 But it is also strange.

00:37:32.000 With eating disorders, you can get over it.

00:37:34.000 Right.

00:37:35.000 This is going to cause permanent damage to people.

00:37:37.000 Did you see what this evil demon from the LA Times, there was a woman, a girl named Chloe Cole, who was a detransitioner. 0.99

00:37:44.000 I've heard of her.

00:37:45.000 And they had this whole hit piece on her.

00:37:47.000 Oh no.

00:37:48.000 And how, oh, she's become beloved by the right. 0.99

00:37:50.000 It's like, this is someone telling their real, and she's not unique, telling her story about like, I wasn't old enough to make these decisions and I'm fucked for life. 0.86

00:37:57.000 I'm never gonna have sexual pleasure and my body's changed and I regret this enormously and I thought I wanted this and I was wrong. 0.86

00:38:04.000 And it's like, oh, there's just a hatchet piece.

00:38:07.000 I think I forgot the girl's name.

00:38:08.000 It's just horrible.

00:38:08.000 That's so cruel.

00:38:09.000 Could you imagine if it was instead the right that was promoting this, how the left would react?

00:38:15.000 The right used to.

00:38:15.000 It was a conversion therapy.

00:38:19.000 This is their version.

00:38:20.000 Right. 0.99

00:38:20.000 Praying the gay away. 0.99

00:38:21.000 Yeah. 0.98

00:38:22.000 But not as extreme in the sense that you're not doing surgery on people, especially on children and giving them hormone blockers.

00:38:28.000 Right.

00:38:28.000 But imagine if the rights perspective was akin to Iran's perspective.

00:38:34.000 So in Iran, you have a very high number of transsexuals.

00:38:38.000 By law. 0.95

00:38:39.000 Because it's illegal to be gay. 0.97

00:38:41.000 Now imagine if that was going on with the right here. 0.60

00:38:44.000 They're saying, no, you can't be gay, but you can be trans and you can become a woman.

00:38:47.000 And so they're encouraging it and then profiting off of it and then shaming anyone that detransitions like that person. 0.99

00:38:55.000 Imagine if that was all being done by the right. 0.98

00:38:57.000 People would think it's so fucking evil. 0.99

00:38:59.000 The thing that's also crazy is that everyone who questions their gender is trans. 0.99

00:39:04.000 No one just has issues with their gender. 0.73

00:39:06.000 Not only that, there's a lot of data that shows that if you let them just leave them alone and let them go through puberty and become an adult, they usually become gay. 0.95

00:39:14.000 And then a lot of gay people are like, hey, this is homophobic. 0.67

00:39:18.000 This idea is homophobic. 0.57

00:39:19.000 Like, this idea that these people are actually in the wrong body. 0.81

00:39:22.000 Like, no, they're gay. 1.00

00:39:23.000 And I also talk about this a lot. 0.97

00:39:25.000 There's this complete insane, insane pretense that taking hormones, even the hormones of your own gender, has no downside.

00:39:36.000 So if a male takes testosterone, he's not going to have any bad side effects.

00:39:40.000 If a female takes estrogen, there's no bad side effects. 0.99

00:39:42.000 When women are pregnant and their hormones are a mess, it's all upside. 1.00

00:39:46.000 But they pretend that like, oh, if we just give this person hormones, it's only going to be a good thing. 0.71

00:39:50.000 It's like there's a huge cost.

00:39:52.000 But the blockers, the blockers are the crazy thing.

00:39:56.000 Because they are literally chemical castration drugs that they would use for pedophiles.

00:40:01.000 It's the same drugs.

00:40:02.000 But also, Joe, the lie that you can just start puberty later.

00:40:06.000 It's a lie.

00:40:07.000 Absolutely a lie.

00:40:08.000 You will be altered forever.

00:40:09.000 You will never develop.

00:40:11.000 As I am proof, if your growth is stunted as a kid, you don't get to grow your full height later.

00:40:16.000 There's a window.

00:40:17.000 Same thing with learning language.

00:40:18.000 These kids who are feral and raised by wolves, they don't later become scholars.

00:40:22.000 They lose the capacity to speak correctly.

00:40:25.000 Right.

00:40:26.000 The brazen lies of, well, you could just start puberty later if that's what you feel like.

00:40:30.000 Again, imagine this coming from the right.

00:40:32.000 Imagine.

00:40:33.000 So this is why people are so weird.

00:40:36.000 Because...

00:40:36.000 And why is this politicized?

00:40:38.000 It's crazy.

00:40:39.000 Right?

00:40:39.000 It is crazy.

00:40:40.000 Why is it politicized?

00:40:41.000 If there's kids who have mental illness of some kind, let's get them help.

00:40:44.000 Right.

00:40:44.000 And everyone's different.

00:40:45.000 Right.

00:40:46.000 Everyone's different.

00:40:46.000 And the solution isn't necessarily give a girl a mastectomy when she's 14. That seems insane.

00:40:54.000 Do you know there's...

00:40:57.000 There's a new one called Neuter.

00:41:01.000 What?

00:41:02.000 And they make you look like a Barbie or Ken doll.

00:41:06.000 Oh, gosh.

00:41:07.000 And Joe, you know why I winced?

00:41:09.000 Because you know it's here in Austin.

00:41:11.000 The clinic is here.

00:41:12.000 Oh, my God.

00:41:14.000 This is what happens when you're friends with Deborah So.

00:41:16.000 You learn about these things.

00:41:17.000 Wait a minute.

00:41:17.000 Really?

00:41:18.000 It's called Neuter? 0.97

00:41:19.000 Yeah.

00:41:20.000 How many people have they done this to?

00:41:22.000 I don't know.

00:41:24.000 It's here in Austin.

00:41:24.000 The guy's very proud of himself.

00:41:26.000 Oh! 0.60

00:41:29.000 Oh yeah.

00:41:29.000 God, that's so weird.

00:41:31.000 No, it's very normal.

00:41:37.000 Jesus Christ.

00:41:39.000 Yep.

00:41:40.000 So this is like when you go to visit the Coliseum and you're like, what happened to these people?

00:41:44.000 This is us.

00:41:46.000 This is us.

00:41:47.000 It's just we're very fortunate to be in the middle of it and watching it all play out.

00:41:51.000 There's that meme of Jesus.

00:41:53.000 Yes.

00:41:54.000 Matthew McConaughey.

00:41:54.000 Flood in the asteroid.

00:41:55.000 Now he goes, flood it again.

00:41:57.000 Oh, that's funny.

00:41:58.000 I saw it sending the asteroid.

00:41:59.000 I saw it the other day.

00:42:01.000 I guess there's a bunch of those. 1.00

00:42:03.000 Like, what the fuck, man? 0.99

00:42:05.000 The thing is, the gaslighting is what bothers me. 1.00

00:42:09.000 Well, it all bothers me.

00:42:10.000 It all bothers me, the fragility of the human mind.

00:42:14.000 So, everybody forever was like, Kamala Harris is the worst vice president, she's the least popular vice president of all time, and then in a moment... 0.98

00:42:28.000 A moment in time, all of a sudden she's our solution.

00:42:31.000 She's our hero.

00:42:32.000 Everybody's with her.

00:42:33.000 All these social media posts about her.

00:42:36.000 Try Googling a negative story on her. 0.99

00:42:39.000 You won't find one.

00:42:41.000 So...

00:42:41.000 Ta-da!

00:42:42.000 You've got me started, Officer Harris.

00:42:45.000 So...

00:42:45.000 They've been doing this live for years.

00:42:50.000 So in 2019, our pal Tulsi...

00:42:54.000 Absolutely nuked her in that second debate. 0.99

00:42:56.000 And if you looked at charts at the time, she's kind of, Officer Harris is doing okay. 0.98

00:43:02.000 First debate, she comes out, Joe Biden, you're a racist.

00:43:05.000 The Democrats were looking for an alternative to Bernie Sanders that wasn't Biden. 0.89

00:43:08.000 She starts going up in the polls, right?

00:43:10.000 Second debate comes out, Tulsi, being a good Hawaiian, knows how to roast the pig.

00:43:14.000 This completely slams her.

00:43:16.000 Not only that, she has no counterpunch. 0.92

00:43:18.000 She goes on Anderson Cooper and she's like, well, I'm a top-tier candidate, so of course people are going to take shots at me.

00:43:22.000 That's her answer.

00:43:23.000 She immediately starts going down in the polls.

00:43:26.000 It's that day.

00:43:26.000 You can see it on the chart I have on my Twitter.

00:43:29.000 All the articles at the time, That did an autopsy on Kamala Harris' failed campaign, didn't mention Tulsi once.

00:43:36.000 Yeah.

00:43:37.000 It was BBC, LA Times, Reuters, New Yorker.

00:43:41.000 A guy from the Washington Post just did a piece looking back on her campaign, didn't mention Tulsi either.

00:43:46.000 Isn't that wild?

00:43:46.000 They completely pretend it didn't happen.

00:43:49.000 Well, it just shows you that what they're looking for is not what they say they're looking for.

00:43:53.000 Yes.

00:43:54.000 Because she is a strong woman.

00:43:56.000 She is a person who served overseas twice in a medical unit.

00:44:02.000 So she got to see people blown up by the war.

00:44:04.000 She was a congresswoman for eight years.

00:44:08.000 She is a person of color.

00:44:09.000 She's everything you want.

00:44:10.000 All those things you want.

00:44:12.000 And yet you don't want her.

00:44:13.000 Because she's not for war.

00:44:14.000 Yes.

00:44:15.000 Well, she's also just not willing to play ball. 1.00

00:44:18.000 There's a game that's being played. 0.99

00:44:19.000 And if you're like, hey, you're not supposed to fucking move the ball. 1.00

00:44:22.000 Like, oh, look at this bitch over here. 1.00

00:44:24.000 Like, get out of here. 1.00

00:44:25.000 You're going to fuck up our game. 0.99

00:44:27.000 It's not real democracy. 0.99

00:44:29.000 It's controlled parties.

00:44:31.000 Did you see that piece by Seymour Hersh that dropped over the weekend about the coup?

00:44:36.000 Yes.

00:44:36.000 So explain to people what Seymour Hersh...

00:44:40.000 I don't know if he's right, but he seems to be right a lot.

00:44:43.000 And he was right about the Nord Stream pipeline, right?

00:44:46.000 So what I was saying and a lot of other people were saying is the big issue is how do you get Biden out of the White House?

00:44:52.000 So here's Biden's case.

00:44:54.000 He's like, look, I got Trump out of the White House last time.

00:44:57.000 I'm only behind two or three points in the polls.

00:45:00.000 Kamala's polling worse than me in like eight out of 10 polls.

00:45:03.000 I won these delegates.

00:45:05.000 Why the hell should I back down?

00:45:06.000 And that's a very solid case.

00:45:08.000 So Jill, for the first time in her life, people care about her.

00:45:12.000 She matters. 1.00

00:45:13.000 As Hunter put it, I have it exactly here, she's a selfish, silly, entitled cunt. 1.00

00:45:17.000 That was how Hunter described her. 1.00

00:45:18.000 Whoa.

00:45:18.000 Yeah, yeah, we have the text.

00:45:21.000 And then all the public pressure, Biden, you got to drop out, Biden got to drop out, Biden got to drop out. 0.78

00:45:26.000 Nancy Pelosi's a gangster. 1.00

00:45:28.000 I wouldn't want to fuck with her. 1.00

00:45:29.000 I wouldn't want to fuck with Mitch McConnell. 1.00

00:45:31.000 These people don't mess around. 0.99

00:45:32.000 And everyone said, or a lot of people said, they're going to have to go to threats.

00:45:36.000 Because why else would he step down?

00:45:37.000 He's earned it, that presidency, and he's earned the nomination.

00:45:40.000 But if there was ever a time to invoke the 25th Amendment, Wouldn't you think this is the time? 0.95

00:45:45.000 Sure, but I don't think they...

00:45:47.000 Hold on.

00:45:48.000 Hold on.

00:45:48.000 Here's the thing.

00:45:49.000 Let's talk about this.

00:45:50.000 So Seymour Hersh, who's been around D.C. since the 60s, I believe he wrote The Dark Side of Camelot, if I'm not mistaken.

00:45:56.000 He had a thing on his sub stack that goes, Biden got the call.

00:46:00.000 And it was Obama, Pelosi, former Speaker of the House, Chuck Schumer, Majority Leader, Hakeem Jeffries, current House Minority Leader, leader of the Democrats in the House.

00:46:09.000 And he said, we got Kamala on board to invoke the 25th.

00:46:16.000 We're good to go.

00:46:28.000 It's been that time.

00:46:29.000 But clearly now, right?

00:46:31.000 More than ever before, it's deteriorating.

00:46:33.000 Why, because it's public?

00:46:33.000 No, it's deteriorating.

00:46:34.000 I don't think he's gotten that much worse.

00:46:36.000 Oh, he's gotten a lot worse.

00:46:36.000 There's a video that compares him from 2019 to 2024. It's a marked difference.

00:46:41.000 Yeah, but I don't think there's a big difference between 2022 and 2024. There's like a two and a half hour compilation of the campaign in 2020 where he forgets Obama's name.

00:46:50.000 Yeah, that's true.

00:46:51.000 He had those gaffes back then, but they're constant now.

00:46:56.000 He's barely hanging on.

00:46:57.000 He was fine the State of the Union.

00:46:59.000 I think it's like sundowning, you know?

00:47:00.000 Okay, okay, okay.

00:47:03.000 You think there's a body double?

00:47:05.000 That guy walked very differently than Biden.

00:47:07.000 I saw that.

00:47:08.000 He's a lot taller.

00:47:08.000 It's on Scott Adams' Twitter.

00:47:10.000 I saw that.

00:47:10.000 I'm like, am I Alex Jones-ing today?

00:47:12.000 No, he's a lot taller.

00:47:13.000 Yeah.

00:47:14.000 No, he's physically taller.

00:47:15.000 Yeah, okay.

00:47:15.000 And he walks way better.

00:47:16.000 Like, as someone who, like, you watch Biden walk, he had a stiffness...

00:47:22.000 Like death was coming for him.

00:47:24.000 And before everyone freaks out, has their mousetraps and their heads go off, I think there should be more presidential body doubles because one president almost got murdered.

00:47:32.000 So if we have ways to keep them safe, let's use them.

00:47:36.000 Okay, that's a good thing to say. 0.98

00:47:37.000 We cover our ass there. 0.98

00:47:39.000 You know, here's another thing to say. 0.99

00:47:42.000 In the interest of national security, like, let's imagine a scenario where Biden is deathly ill and Kamala is not really capable of taking over as president right now.

00:47:54.000 And there is, you know, like, who's next?

00:47:56.000 Speaker of the House.

00:47:57.000 So Nancy Pelosi? 0.58

00:47:58.000 No, who is it now?

00:47:59.000 Mike Johnson.

00:48:00.000 Mike Johnson, right?

00:48:01.000 So that would be him next.

00:48:02.000 So that's a dangerous moment in terms of national security, even though everyone knows that Biden's, you know, really having problems.

00:48:10.000 It's not actually running the show.

00:48:11.000 You know, I could see why they would want to use some body doubles for that. 0.80

00:48:17.000 Of course.

00:48:18.000 You know, if the guy's in a hospital somewhere.

00:48:20.000 But this guy, let's look at it.

00:48:22.000 Because this guy, he don't walk like him.

00:48:25.000 He's taller than him.

00:48:26.000 It looks like he went back in time seven or eight years.

00:48:30.000 This is the weekend of Bernie's prequel.

00:48:33.000 Well, this is like master gaslighting and propaganda is what it is.

00:48:38.000 They show you that there's – what was it in 2000 and – I forget what year it was where I believe it was during the Obama administration.

00:48:47.000 Look at the size of this guy.

00:48:49.000 This isn't the clip I saw.

00:48:50.000 He's so much bigger.

00:48:51.000 Look how big he is.

00:48:52.000 He's so much bigger than Jill.

00:48:54.000 He's so much bigger.

00:48:56.000 He gained a legitimate six inches.

00:48:58.000 Look how tall he looks.

00:49:02.000 She's wearing heels as well.

00:49:03.000 Jamie, there's one on Scott Adams' Twitter.

00:49:05.000 This is from his Twitter.

00:49:06.000 It's the one he's walking to the helicopter.

00:49:08.000 Let's watch this again.

00:49:09.000 Yeah, that's another one.

00:49:11.000 That's a similar one, too.

00:49:13.000 Let's see him walk again.

00:49:15.000 Look how much bigger he is than Jill.

00:49:17.000 He towers over her.

00:49:19.000 He didn't use to tower over her like that.

00:49:21.000 And also, if you look at her, she's wearing high heels. 1.00

00:49:24.000 Oh, wow.

00:49:25.000 Yeah, you're right.

00:49:25.000 See her high heels?

00:49:26.000 Okay, and he's towering over her.

00:49:28.000 That is a much taller person. 0.98

00:49:30.000 So maybe they hooked him up with some fucking secret sauce that's going to keep him going and he'll be back. 0.98

00:49:35.000 Maybe they have ability to go back, like, biologically. 0.99

00:49:39.000 Oh, wow.

00:49:40.000 Take you back a decade or two.

00:49:42.000 Yeah.

00:49:42.000 Giant difference in height.

00:49:43.000 Well, hold on.

00:49:44.000 Is that because she could be behind him?

00:49:45.000 No, listen.

00:49:46.000 She also has high heels on, man. 1.00

00:49:47.000 No, no, but on the left.

00:49:48.000 It could be that she's standing.

00:49:49.000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:49:50.000 That's a different human.

00:49:52.000 Look at the size difference of the torso.

00:49:54.000 Them walking to the helicopter is the one where it looked really...

00:49:57.000 Go back to that, please.

00:49:58.000 Look at the size differences in the torsos themselves, from the top of his shoulders to where...

00:50:03.000 Oh, look how many buttons, yeah.

00:50:03.000 Look at the white of the shirt.

00:50:05.000 Yes.

00:50:05.000 Just look at the size difference.

00:50:07.000 Look how much longer that human is on the left.

00:50:10.000 Now, it may be Biden. 1.00

00:50:12.000 Listen, they might have some wild shit that brings you back from the dead. 0.99

00:50:16.000 Like, medical science is getting, like, there's some people out there working on some wild stuff. 0.99

00:50:20.000 Maybe they're just fucking jolting them up with some Wolverine juice. 0.91

00:50:23.000 Ah! 0.98

00:50:25.000 Wolverine juice is going to make you taller, but here's the thing. 1.00

00:50:28.000 In the same way in the 60s, if you sat on the show and said Liberace is gay, people would yell at you because you've never seen him sucking a dick. 1.00

00:50:35.000 Right. 1.00

00:50:36.000 People right now would be like, it's impossible.

00:50:37.000 Why would they do a body double?

00:50:38.000 No, I don't think they would be.

00:50:40.000 I don't think they would be anymore.

00:50:41.000 You don't think so?

00:50:42.000 No.

00:50:42.000 You don't think there's a lot of people listening right now who think you're crazy?

00:50:44.000 My parents.

00:50:46.000 Like, regular people, no.

00:50:47.000 Your parents don't listen to this show.

00:50:48.000 No, they don't.

00:50:49.000 But if they did, they're boomers.

00:50:51.000 They're full on.

00:50:52.000 They're full on.

00:50:53.000 You've got to keep Trump out of the White House.

00:50:56.000 But this, what you're seeing right here, it really looks like a different person.

00:51:01.000 Now, why are we saying that?

00:51:03.000 Because it actually does look like a different person.

00:51:05.000 We're not making something up, okay?

00:51:07.000 I don't do that.

00:51:08.000 I don't pretend.

00:51:09.000 I don't lie.

00:51:10.000 I'm not the type of person that looks at something like that and, like, I have a propaganda thing I'm trying to push.

00:51:15.000 Like when people say, this version of Joe Biden is the best version ever.

00:51:22.000 Intellectually, I'm telling you, he's on point.

00:51:24.000 That's not real, right?

00:51:25.000 I don't do that.

00:51:27.000 We were also told for years that these are selectively edited clips and deepfakes.

00:51:32.000 No, they call them cheapfakes.

00:51:34.000 Yeah, cheapfakes.

00:51:35.000 Excuse me.

00:51:35.000 She's calling them cheap.

00:51:36.000 First of all, it's a very expensive technology.

00:51:38.000 It took a lot of money to produce.

00:51:40.000 The cope with the debate.

00:51:41.000 First, I heard people say it was the fault of the lighting.

00:51:44.000 I don't know what kind of lighting, unless it's some kind of space laser.

00:51:47.000 It was after his bedtime.

00:51:48.000 But what kind of lighting makes you say we beat Medicare? 0.99

00:51:51.000 Then people said the mic was fucked up. 1.00

00:51:53.000 Well, if your mic is fucked up, why can't you breathe? 0.99

00:51:55.000 So it was amazing how all the explanations didn't explain what we all saw with our eyes. 0.99

00:52:01.000 Well, we can't gaslight.

00:52:03.000 I know everyone's doing this because this is how everyone's done this.

00:52:08.000 I don't think you can do it this way anymore.

00:52:11.000 I think this political gaslighting they do is genuinely bad for them.

00:52:17.000 Not just bad for everyone and bad for the entire civilization, but genuinely bad for them.

00:52:23.000 You can't do that anymore.

00:52:25.000 Because?

00:52:25.000 You can't just say it.

00:52:27.000 Everyone knows it's not true.

00:52:28.000 Not everyone.

00:52:28.000 God, so many people do, and so many people your age and my age know.

00:52:32.000 Yes. 0.92

00:52:32.000 Alright, I think everyone who, like right now, everyone who's 40 and under is fucking super skeptical. 0.92

00:52:39.000 Not everyone. 0.98

00:52:40.000 Goddamn, a lot of people do. 0.98

00:52:41.000 A lot, but not everyone. 0.93

00:52:43.000 You're right, you're right, you're right.

00:52:44.000 I'm exaggerating.

00:52:45.000 But there's many more than during, like, my parents' age when they were in their 40s.

00:52:51.000 Infinitely more.

00:52:51.000 You know why?

00:52:52.000 Yeah, social media.

00:52:53.000 Elon.

00:52:54.000 Elon, yes.

00:52:55.000 That's a big part of it.

00:52:56.000 I always make this point.

00:52:57.000 You don't need a majority.

00:52:58.000 You only need an alternative.

00:52:59.000 As long as there's one, like that little kid who said that emperor has no clothes.

00:53:03.000 Yeah.

00:53:03.000 As long as there's one outlet where you could be like, this seems a little weird.

00:53:08.000 Then all of a sudden, the truth can come out.

00:53:10.000 Or at least in good questions.

00:53:12.000 The dude has literally saved free speech.

00:53:14.000 Yes. 0.99

00:53:14.000 And that sounds so stupid to some people that are against it. 0.99

00:53:17.000 Like, oh my god, you think that Nazis and hate speech? 1.00

00:53:23.000 Listen, it's not good that people want to type racist things.

00:53:28.000 It's not good.

00:53:29.000 It's not good that people target specific human beings.

00:53:31.000 It's not good.

00:53:32.000 It's also not good if you don't know those people exist, and if people can't counter those people in those comments, and if people can't highlight how egregious some of the things they're saying are, how awful some of the things they're saying are, and also get real information about, like, what's really going on in Venezuela,

00:53:49.000 what's really going on in El Salvador, what's...

00:53:52.000 Everywhere. 0.98

00:53:53.000 And I'm also sitting here as a Jewish person who went to Jew school to tell you that the idea that you can't criticize George fucking Soros, who's a billionaire because it's anti-Semitic. 0.98

00:54:01.000 Well, that's the old Mossad tactic, right? 0.94

00:54:04.000 There was a guy who was a Mossad agent who talked about this, like what they would do if they find out there was a journalist that was saying Israel is attacking this.

00:54:11.000 You label him an anti-Semite.

00:54:13.000 Yeah, but the point is they don't do this just anti-Semitism.

00:54:15.000 They use racism, they use homophobia, and we're seeing it right now with Officer Harris.

00:54:18.000 George Soros?

00:54:19.000 No, what I'm saying is for George Soros to be anti-Semitic, you're anti-Semitic.

00:54:23.000 Right. 0.97

00:54:23.000 If you're going after Officer Harris, you're either racist or sexist or ableist. 0.97

00:54:27.000 Right. 0.95

00:54:28.000 Ableist? 1.00

00:54:28.000 Yeah, because she's a retard. 1.00

00:54:29.000 Jesus Christ. 1.00

00:54:30.000 She's literally retarded. 1.00

00:54:32.000 I mean... 0.98

00:54:34.000 Ukraine is a country in Europe, and Russia is another country, and a powerful country, and Russia invaded Ukraine, and that's wrong.

00:54:44.000 What's really important is what can be unburdened by what has been.

00:54:48.000 I think of her as America's wine mom, because bitch seems like she's three deep by noon, and she's got the three phases of wine mom. 1.00

00:54:56.000 She's got happy drunk. 0.99

00:54:57.000 Oh my god!

00:54:59.000 This cereal's got a rabbit on it!

00:55:01.000 It's so great!

00:55:02.000 Cackling, cackling, cackling.

00:55:03.000 Then there is trying to...

00:55:06.000 drunk at work where you're trying to make sense but you don't.

00:55:09.000 Space is around us all and unites us all and inspires us all.

00:55:14.000 And then there's...

00:55:15.000 I'm being stern so you don't realize how plastered I am and I'm making a point.

00:55:20.000 That little girl was me.

00:55:22.000 Now I'm going to go upstairs and don't knock on the door because I'm going to pass out.

00:55:25.000 So those are her three ways she talks and those are the wine mom phases. 1.00

00:55:28.000 Do you think they have her medicated?

00:55:31.000 Because there was a guy that was speculating that some of the things that she says, the way she's sort of disconnected sometimes, and she goes on these rambles, that it's indicative of certain anti-anxiety medication.

00:55:41.000 I do not know if this is true.

00:55:42.000 See if you can find that, because I really shouldn't say that about our future president.

00:55:47.000 She's going to win.

00:55:48.000 No, she's not.

00:55:49.000 She can win.

00:55:50.000 She absolutely can win.

00:55:51.000 I do not think she's going to win, because the more she talks, like in 2020, how bad do you have to be that you can't even make Iowa?

00:55:59.000 She couldn't even compete with the mayor of South Bend. 0.97

00:56:01.000 I feel like we are in this very bizarre time where people are giving in to the bullshit in a way that I never suspected people would before. 0.99

00:56:13.000 They just want no Trump, no matter what, and they're willing to gaslight themselves. 0.98

00:56:20.000 By the way, I think Hillary could win. 1.00

00:56:22.000 If Hillary jumped back in... 1.00

00:56:23.000 I've been saying that for months.

00:56:25.000 If Hillary jumped back in, I think the problem was also the money, because there was like $250 million in the campaign fund that has to... 1.00

00:56:33.000 It only works if she's on the ticket. 1.00

00:56:35.000 Right.

00:56:36.000 So that's part of the problem, but...

00:56:38.000 I feel like Hillary could win. 1.00

00:56:40.000 She won the popular vote in 2020. I've been saying this for a year in different shows, and she would have won it.

00:56:47.000 Michelle Obama could win, too, if she wanted to do it. 0.98

00:56:49.000 You don't think so?

00:56:50.000 I think that's kind of this, you sound like your parents, I think it's this boomer idea.

00:56:53.000 She doesn't want it.

00:56:54.000 I'm not saying that she would be awesome at it.

00:56:57.000 I think anyone can win of either party, whoever the nominee is.

00:57:01.000 Even Chris Christie could have won if he's the Republican nominee.

00:57:04.000 It's possible.

00:57:04.000 I would have thought that Trump getting shot would like, that's it, election's over.

00:57:08.000 But it's like, they memory holed that so quick.

00:57:11.000 You would have thought Trump getting shot would have had four years, eight years of corporate journalists talking about hate speech causing violence to be like, let's take a step back.

00:57:20.000 And that went for what, a week?

00:57:22.000 They did take a step back for a little bit.

00:57:24.000 For a week.

00:57:24.000 And then they went right back at him.

00:57:25.000 You want to talk about this memory holing?

00:57:27.000 Yeah.

00:57:27.000 With the insanity of the...

00:57:29.000 Who's that?

00:57:30.000 That was Elon who put it up.

00:57:31.000 Like, if you Google President Donald, it says President Donald Reagan.

00:57:34.000 No, I tried it.

00:57:36.000 What happened?

00:57:36.000 Maybe they fixed it.

00:57:37.000 It said President Donald Trump.

00:57:39.000 Okay.

00:57:39.000 Well, he had a screenshot, so I'm sure he didn't Photoshop that.

00:57:42.000 I mean, it's based on a lot of things, right?

00:57:46.000 Like, what people are searching for.

00:57:47.000 I would imagine that the assassination attempt on Trump would be the first one that you would see.

00:57:53.000 Yeah.

00:57:54.000 Assassination attempt on President Trump because that's the most recent.

00:57:58.000 Yes.

00:57:58.000 But it's not.

00:57:58.000 And most newsworthy.

00:57:59.000 But it does show it.

00:58:01.000 You just have to type it all in, which is interesting because that little difference between what you can find and what you get presented immediately has a huge shift in the way people access information.

00:58:15.000 And this is Robert Epstein's work.

00:58:16.000 The creepy line.

00:58:17.000 The documentary.

00:58:17.000 Everyone should watch it.

00:58:18.000 Yeah.

00:58:19.000 And this thing is very real.

00:58:21.000 And what it is is, like, if you try to Google certain negative stories, like negative stories on people, it will overwhelm you with positive stories.

00:58:30.000 It'll take a long time before you get to the negative stories.

00:58:32.000 Yeah.

00:58:32.000 How he explained it is, here's how they can tip the scale.

00:58:36.000 Yeah.

00:58:36.000 If I Google Hillary Clinton and I have it so Google gives fairly positive stories about Hillary as the first 10 results, you're not going to go to the second page.

00:58:43.000 If I Google Donald Trump and Google gives you seven negative stories, it's going to move the needle a little bit toward her and against him.

00:58:50.000 Quite a bit.

00:58:51.000 Like if you're a person who's on the fence, you're like, maybe Donald Trump's not a bad guy.

00:58:54.000 And then you Google him and then you start reading some of these pieces that they've written about him.

00:58:59.000 It'll change your perspective.

00:59:00.000 You really think she's going to win?

00:59:02.000 I'm saying it because she could.

00:59:03.000 I'm not saying it because I think she's going to.

00:59:05.000 I'm not saying it because I want her to.

00:59:07.000 I'm just being honest.

00:59:09.000 I could see her winning.

00:59:10.000 I think she's going to lose a lot of the black male vote. 1.00

00:59:13.000 Really?

00:59:13.000 That's interesting.

00:59:14.000 I don't think they're going to go in the booth and pull the lever for her like they did for Biden, who's Obama's boy.

00:59:18.000 When Trump came out to 50 Cent, that many men wish death upon me, and n-word and everything.

00:59:27.000 Like, didn't censor it out. 1.00

00:59:28.000 Everybody's like, oh shit, he won. 1.00

00:59:29.000 It happened so quickly, the shift from, oh my god, they shot him, to fuck him again. 1.00

00:59:35.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:59:36.000 It's like...

00:59:36.000 People are questioning whether or not he actually got shot because his ear healed.

00:59:40.000 Can I... Wait, I gotta tell you something else about him.

00:59:42.000 He was on...

00:59:43.000 Who was the Fox guy who just died?

00:59:45.000 Stu Varney a couple years ago.

00:59:47.000 And he goes, Stu, that's the N-word.

00:59:50.000 You know what the N-word is, right, Stu?

00:59:52.000 And Stu's like, uh...

00:59:53.000 It goes, nuclear.

00:59:54.000 The nuclear word.

00:59:56.000 And I was on the Blaze, Glenn Beck's network for midterms, and Trump calls in, and he's like, that's the N-word.

01:00:03.000 Nuclear.

01:00:04.000 I'm like...

01:00:05.000 Are we really doing this right now?

01:00:06.000 Like, Trump is talking about the N-word and he means nuclear.

01:00:09.000 Yeah.

01:00:09.000 It was nuts.

01:00:10.000 It's hilarious.

01:00:11.000 What is this?

01:00:12.000 Trump did not walk out to 50 cents, but rather the country's...

01:00:16.000 So is that fake?

01:00:17.000 Those videos are fake?

01:00:18.000 Where he walks out?

01:00:19.000 Oh.

01:00:25.000 Yeah, those videos go around the internet all the time.

01:00:27.000 Oh, so people imposed it?

01:00:29.000 No, I thought the guy was saying it in disbelief.

01:00:31.000 Trump.

01:00:39.000 That's him going out to that song.

01:00:40.000 Wait, scroll down because it says under it there was an explanation in text.

01:00:43.000 What does it say there?

01:00:45.000 Oh, it was not.

01:00:46.000 It was his fake.

01:00:47.000 Oh, they faked it. 1.00

01:00:48.000 Oh, damn it. 1.00

01:00:49.000 Now we know what he should do next time. 0.99

01:00:51.000 He definitely should have came out to that.

01:00:53.000 That's hilarious.

01:00:53.000 Oh my god, that would have been epic.

01:00:55.000 Because 50 Cent was tweeting about him.

01:00:56.000 50 Cent had his face at his concert.

01:00:59.000 So he has that image of him in the back and he put Donald Trump's head over his body.

01:01:05.000 But do you know what?

01:01:06.000 Maybe that's fake too! 0.99

01:01:07.000 There's a big sea change because even three years ago, if you had said, Trump kind of sucks, I don't really like him, he had no business being president, you're a Trump supporter. 0.95

01:01:18.000 Because unless you say he's the worst thing to happen in America, you're a Trump supporter, right? 0.97

01:01:21.000 Right, right.

01:01:21.000 So for Mark Zuckerberg to go on camera and be like, this guy was kind of a badass, and that was awesome, and not to have any – and to feel safe to say that, not to have any negative consequences, that's a big deal in terms of the conversation moving.

01:01:34.000 Well, I do not think that Mark Zuckerberg, from my interactions with him, was very comfortable with the FBI telling them to suppress the Hunter Biden laptop story.

01:01:44.000 Let's talk about this, because there's a lot of people who, I don't blame them, think, oh, boo-hoo, you're forced me to do it, but he's happy to do it anyway.

01:01:51.000 So you're saying that he actually, it was like...

01:01:55.000 Well, he brought it up.

01:01:56.000 I mean, when I asked him, I asked him what they did with it.

01:01:58.000 He told the whole story.

01:01:59.000 He didn't try to hide from it at all.

01:02:01.000 And he said they basically reduced the ability to spread.

01:02:05.000 You could post it, you could read it, you could interact with it, but they reduced its reach by like 50% or something like that or whatever the number was, which I don't understand how you do that or what are you doing.

01:02:16.000 I don't know.

01:02:17.000 I'll let that go.

01:02:17.000 You can understand because on Facebook, which I'm- But it's recommended.

01:02:21.000 No, not recommended.

01:02:22.000 I'm not on Facebook for this reason.

01:02:23.000 Your feed, I don't see all my friends' posts.

01:02:26.000 So if they just have it post 50% less, it's very easy to do.

01:02:30.000 Right.

01:02:30.000 I think that's Instagram as well.

01:02:32.000 Yes, correct.

01:02:33.000 Same company.

01:02:33.000 Same sort of deal.

01:02:34.000 Yeah.

01:02:35.000 I mean, you see that with people.

01:02:36.000 That's what shadow banning is.

01:02:37.000 Right. 1.00

01:02:38.000 It's difficult for people to see your shit. 1.00

01:02:40.000 Right. 1.00

01:02:40.000 They do that on purpose. 1.00

01:02:41.000 Of course they do.

01:02:42.000 And they can't do it by accident.

01:02:43.000 No.

01:02:43.000 I mean, it's a real thing.

01:02:45.000 I don't know if he's comfortable with the government telling them to do something that turned out to be an actual true story.

01:02:52.000 Is that what he said?

01:02:53.000 No.

01:02:54.000 I mean, I have to imagine about him saying that that's one of the most badass things that I've ever seen.

01:02:58.000 He's got a reasonable perspective, because it was one of those badass things.

01:03:02.000 Whether you love Donald Trump or not, let's pretend he's from another country, you have no stake in the game. 0.56

01:03:06.000 That guy almost getting shot and raising his fist up like that. 0.96

01:03:10.000 And there's so many fucking weird things about that story. 0.96

01:03:16.000 The story of the assassination itself. 0.98

01:03:18.000 Everyone should be really uncomfortable with the fact that that happened and not like saying, you didn't even get shot.

01:03:25.000 You're missing the whole point.

01:03:26.000 I tweeted this out.

01:03:27.000 I go, I wish the White House were freaking out about this as much there about climate change.

01:03:31.000 Because this would be a big moment to be like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

01:03:34.000 Like, this can never happen again.

01:03:36.000 But when Steve Scalise got shot, they were like, eh.

01:03:39.000 And then went back to business. 0.99

01:03:40.000 Like, didn't shit happen. 0.92

01:03:42.000 Also, why were they streaming it? 0.82

01:03:43.000 They don't stream his campaign things.

01:03:46.000 They do it a lot.

01:03:47.000 Do they do it a lot?

01:03:48.000 Oh, yeah.

01:03:48.000 They do it a lot.

01:03:49.000 Oh, yeah.

01:03:49.000 CNN does it a lot?

01:03:50.000 Not CNN. CNN did this one.

01:03:52.000 Yeah.

01:03:53.000 The FBI kind of added some problems to this, too.

01:03:55.000 What did they say?

01:03:56.000 They said they were unclear on whether he was actually shot, pierced by a bullet.

01:04:01.000 Or a fragmented portion of one.

01:04:04.000 Oh, so it could have been a ricochet.

01:04:06.000 A shrapnel, yeah.

01:04:07.000 Yeah, because I know there was something that got hit.

01:04:10.000 There was a video that I saw of a railing that got hit.

01:04:14.000 So it might have been a piece of the bullet that hit his ear.

01:04:17.000 But also, how are we not seeing this kid's social media?

01:04:19.000 Right.

01:04:20.000 Also, did you read the story about the examination of his house?

01:04:24.000 That it was completely scrubbed.

01:04:27.000 Really?

01:04:27.000 There was no silverware.

01:04:28.000 It was like spotless.

01:04:30.000 Like a team went over it and scrubbed it.

01:04:35.000 Oh, wow.

01:04:36.000 Okay.

01:04:36.000 Yeah.

01:04:37.000 Also, did you hear the story about how someone using ad tracking?

01:04:42.000 So, you know, they can find out where you're going just based on ad tracking.

01:04:46.000 And they found that someone from a building near the FBI offices was regularly visiting this kid.

01:04:54.000 Oh, seriously?

01:04:55.000 Yes.

01:04:55.000 Yeah, find that, Jamie.

01:04:57.000 I just got the video about the house.

01:04:59.000 I'm trying to see...

01:05:00.000 We also don't even know how...

01:05:01.000 We'll go to the video of the house first, and then we'll go to...

01:05:04.000 But also, just a sidebar.

01:05:05.000 We don't know...

01:05:06.000 MKUltra was a real thing.

01:05:09.000 To think they don't do that anymore.

01:05:11.000 Oh, come on. 0.87

01:05:14.000 I believe we had people that participated in that securing of it.

01:05:21.000 There were bomb assets that we provided.

01:05:23.000 Mr. Chairman, can I have 30 more seconds?

01:05:25.000 Yeah, yeah, I'm letting everybody count.

01:05:27.000 On the night of, since then?

01:05:30.000 Did you get any reports from any of your agents of anything fishy at the home?

01:05:36.000 I was briefed on...

01:05:37.000 Was there any silverware found in the home or trash?

01:05:41.000 I have nothing in the briefing that I was given.

01:05:44.000 I guess maybe he's reporting on that report then.

01:05:47.000 Yeah, he must be reporting on that report.

01:05:48.000 So that's a very incomplete video.

01:05:50.000 Remember the Las Vegas shooter?

01:05:51.000 Yeah, that's a weird one too.

01:05:52.000 Just stop talking about it.

01:05:56.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:05:56.000 There's a lot of those that you go, what the fuck is that? 1.00

01:05:59.000 What is that? 0.99

01:06:00.000 Why'd they do that?

01:06:01.000 The fact that we're talking about January 6th for years and this is just like, eh.

01:06:04.000 Yeah.

01:06:06.000 Well, January 6th was a lot of people.

01:06:09.000 But this is a presidential candidate.

01:06:11.000 Come on, I mean. 1.00

01:06:12.000 Oh, it's all fucked, man. 1.00

01:06:14.000 It's fucked. 1.00

01:06:14.000 It's weird. 1.00

01:06:15.000 The whole thing is weird.

01:06:18.000 This kid had these devices and remote controls for detonators, like very sophisticated stuff.

01:06:25.000 He had three overseas bank accounts, encrypted accounts.

01:06:28.000 Wait, is that true?

01:06:29.000 Yeah.

01:06:29.000 That I didn't know.

01:06:30.000 Yeah, find that out.

01:06:32.000 He had three encrypted accounts, I believe I read.

01:06:35.000 Why?

01:06:35.000 Again, this is stuff I read.

01:06:37.000 I hear you, but the point is, this should be what CNN and Fox lead with every night.

01:06:42.000 Oh, yeah.

01:06:42.000 Like, this should be the scandal.

01:06:43.000 Right.

01:06:44.000 They should be like, what is this?

01:06:45.000 We knew about Judge Alito's sneakers.

01:06:50.000 Every detail of that trial was obsessed.

01:06:53.000 But here it's just a...

01:06:54.000 Right.

01:06:55.000 Well, we still don't know what's on the Epstein client list.

01:06:57.000 Or was it 80 congresspeople had sexual harassment suits that are under seal? 0.97

01:07:03.000 How about the 51 former intelligence agents that signed off that the Hunter Biden laptop was bullshit? 0.97

01:07:11.000 And zero consequences for anything. 0.96

01:07:15.000 The fake account thing might not have been real.

01:07:17.000 They might have backtracked on that.

01:07:19.000 Oh, did they?

01:07:19.000 It just says it might have been linked to an online gaming site or something that might have been a fake account.

01:07:24.000 Oh, so why he has accounts?

01:07:26.000 I'm trying to understand.

01:07:27.000 Okay, see what you get.

01:07:29.000 So, it's hard to know what's true and what's not true. 0.98

01:07:32.000 And it's hard to know what's bullshit and what's not bullshit. 0.96

01:07:34.000 But what we definitely know is that they knew about this kid in advance. 0.99

01:07:38.000 That he had a rangefinder.

01:07:40.000 They saw him walking around with a rangefinder. 0.99

01:07:42.000 That somehow or another he got up onto that fucking roof. 0.99

01:07:44.000 That they knew he was on that roof. 1.00

01:07:46.000 And that they saw him with a rifle and didn't shoot him.

01:07:50.000 Yeah.

01:07:51.000 And he got off three shots before they shot him.

01:07:53.000 I heard he took horse paste.

01:07:56.000 No way. 1.00

01:07:57.000 Son of a bitch. 1.00

01:07:59.000 What a lunatic. 1.00

01:08:00.000 Oh, he's definitely a right winger. 1.00

01:08:01.000 Interesting.

01:08:02.000 Maybe he's a never-Trumper. 0.98

01:08:03.000 But he was registered for the Republican Party, which doesn't mean anything.

01:08:07.000 But he donated to some...

01:08:08.000 Biden?

01:08:09.000 Yeah.

01:08:09.000 He donated to Biden, I believe.

01:08:12.000 The whole thing is really squirrely, and it just makes you wonder... 0.99

01:08:16.000 What about that whole sloped roof bullshit? 0.99

01:08:18.000 That's wild. 1.00

01:08:19.000 What the fuck are you talking about? 0.99

01:08:21.000 It's too dangerous to be on that sloped roof. 1.00

01:08:23.000 Meanwhile, they had snipers on another roof that was sloped.

01:08:25.000 Even if not, it's like, figure it out.

01:08:27.000 It's the president.

01:08:28.000 Yeah, I mean, they had that kid.

01:08:31.000 They were looking at him.

01:08:32.000 They saw what he was doing.

01:08:33.000 Here's the thing, though.

01:08:35.000 Okay, I gotta put this out there.

01:08:36.000 What?

01:08:37.000 He's going back to Butler to give another rally at the same place.

01:08:41.000 Yeah.

01:08:41.000 It'd be really funny if, you know, at this point, it's kind of like when she's asking for it.

01:08:45.000 You know what I mean?

01:08:47.000 If they get him again in the same spot.

01:08:49.000 It's like, come on.

01:08:49.000 This time they use a drone.

01:08:51.000 This time, yeah.

01:08:51.000 The kid had iron sights on his rifle.

01:08:54.000 What does that mean?

01:08:54.000 Which I thought was interesting.

01:08:55.000 He did not have a scope.

01:08:56.000 Okay.

01:08:56.000 So iron sights are, you're lining it up like this.

01:08:59.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

01:09:00.000 Okay.

01:09:00.000 I thought you said iron sights.

01:09:01.000 Okay, yeah.

01:09:01.000 Iron sights.

01:09:02.000 So he didn't have a scope.

01:09:04.000 But it wasn't a long shot.

01:09:06.000 It was like 150 yards. 0.97

01:09:08.000 And if he went center mass instead of a headshot, he probably would have killed him.

01:09:12.000 I mean, I don't know if Trump wears a bulletproof vest.

01:09:15.000 That's a good question.

01:09:15.000 Yeah, that's a good question.

01:09:16.000 Probably at this point, hopefully he does.

01:09:18.000 Hopefully he does. 0.98

01:09:19.000 But if that guy just shot center mass, he'd hit him. 0.99

01:09:23.000 He would have hit him.

01:09:25.000 I mean, you're dealing with a variance of this or a variance of this, right?

01:09:29.000 And Trump's a big dude.

01:09:30.000 If the bullet did nick his ear, it might have been a piece of shrapnel.

01:09:34.000 Who knows?

01:09:35.000 But it definitely shot someone behind him and killed him.

01:09:37.000 Killed that one guy who was a firefighter.

01:09:38.000 Did you see Joanne Reed?

01:09:39.000 What'd she say?

01:09:40.000 Biden survived COVID, so it's basically kind of like the same. 0.99

01:09:45.000 Yeah, they're so gas lit up, they don't even know what the fuck they're saying. 1.00

01:09:49.000 They don't even know how ridiculous it is. 0.99

01:09:50.000 And Jen Psaki's there nodding like, uh-huh. 0.97

01:09:52.000 Yeah, they did the same thing.

01:09:54.000 Basically the same thing. 0.99

01:09:55.000 Because she knows better, so she's just like, oh shit, I gotta kind of play ball. 0.99

01:09:59.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:10:00.000 Joy Reid's a gem.

01:10:02.000 She's a gift.

01:10:03.000 How does she have a worse hairline than Joe Biden? 1.00

01:10:06.000 How is that fucking possible? 1.00

01:10:09.000 The whole fucking online pundit thing is so strange. 1.00

01:10:13.000 Or excuse me, on television pundit thing is so strange. 0.99

01:10:16.000 What way?

01:10:17.000 Well, it's just like it's so clear it's contrived.

01:10:20.000 It's so obviously contrived.

01:10:22.000 Joe, it's not obvious.

01:10:24.000 When we were in the 80s, when Hacksaw Jim Duggan got arrested with the Iron Sheik, people were like, what?

01:10:30.000 He's not actually from Iran and he's not a terrorist?

01:10:32.000 That was a moment.

01:10:34.000 Don't you remember?

01:10:34.000 Yes, I do remember that.

01:10:36.000 So for a lot of people, or they'll tell you, you don't know that this celebrity takes steroids to gain 60 pounds in three months for this movie?

01:10:44.000 Maybe he's just got great genetics and it's just like, guys.

01:10:47.000 But that's how people think.

01:10:49.000 What's on their screen is they think their screen is a window.

01:10:52.000 Right.

01:10:53.000 And they've been infantilized.

01:10:56.000 Yes. 1.00

01:10:57.000 Over decades of this bullshit being pumped into their face. 1.00

01:11:01.000 It's so funny how few people even know what MKUltra was. 0.99

01:11:04.000 That the government really did try to make assassins and try to...

01:11:09.000 They tried to stay on their own people.

01:11:11.000 Oh, yeah.

01:11:11.000 Tried them on all kinds of people.

01:11:13.000 I've said this, I think, on the show before.

01:11:15.000 You can go after the president, the Republicans, the Democrats, the universities, journalists, whatever you want. 1.00

01:11:20.000 Only when you question CIA, you're a crazy person. 0.98

01:11:23.000 Everything else is fine. 0.99

01:11:25.000 It's on the table. 1.00

01:11:26.000 CIA, oh, you must be a crazy person. 1.00

01:11:27.000 You must be. 1.00

01:11:28.000 Yeah, you must be.

01:11:29.000 They're looking out for your best interest.

01:11:31.000 And even if you told them Google MKUltra or Mockingbird and they look it up themselves, it still won't permeate.

01:11:37.000 Well, they'll say that was then.

01:11:38.000 Yeah.

01:11:40.000 They don't do that anymore.

01:11:41.000 That was the 60s.

01:11:42.000 There's a lot of oversight now.

01:11:44.000 There's racism.

01:11:45.000 Yes.

01:11:45.000 A lot of racism.

01:11:46.000 Yeah.

01:11:46.000 There's oversight now.

01:11:48.000 You can't do that anymore.

01:11:49.000 It's insane.

01:11:49.000 You don't have to worry about it.

01:11:50.000 Yeah.

01:11:51.000 I mean, that's when people want to talk about what the deep state is.

01:11:54.000 That's the deep state.

01:11:55.000 The people that can pull the strings that aren't elected officials.

01:11:58.000 J. Edgar Hoover.

01:11:59.000 Yeah.

01:11:59.000 He was more powerful.

01:12:01.000 Who was he accountable to?

01:12:02.000 Nobody. 1.00

01:12:03.000 Did he really wear dresses and shit? 1.00

01:12:05.000 That's bullshit. 1.00

01:12:05.000 Bullshit, right? 1.00

01:12:05.000 It's one of those things that they put out there. 1.00

01:12:07.000 It's bullshit. 1.00

01:12:08.000 They did it to get to him. 1.00

01:12:09.000 Yeah.

01:12:10.000 This was after he died.

01:12:10.000 It came out.

01:12:12.000 Supposedly.

01:12:14.000 But you would think that someone's always going after someone's secrets and want to have a few secrets of his own.

01:12:19.000 Well, yeah.

01:12:19.000 I'm sure he has some.

01:12:20.000 Especially back then.

01:12:21.000 I'm sure he had some secrets.

01:12:22.000 So that was the ultimate one.

01:12:23.000 That he really is a cross-dresser. 0.86

01:12:24.000 Which is a good thing they didn't put him on hormones, right?

01:12:27.000 Yeah.

01:12:28.000 Or maybe it's a bad thing.

01:12:29.000 Maybe it's a bad thing.

01:12:30.000 Maybe he would calm himself down.

01:12:31.000 He would be a lot nicer.

01:12:32.000 Maybe.

01:12:33.000 Yeah.

01:12:34.000 Maybe.

01:12:34.000 Or maybe we got hysterical.

01:12:36.000 Calm down so it's hysterical. 0.99

01:12:38.000 Like Nixon bitch slapping him in the Oval Office. 1.00

01:12:44.000 Maybe we just start really using some of that information that he has. 0.98

01:12:47.000 I want to make a plea.

01:12:49.000 Okay.

01:12:50.000 To the president.

01:12:51.000 Which one?

01:12:53.000 Biden?

01:12:53.000 Joe Biden.

01:12:54.000 I know he doesn't listen to this show, but I know his staff does.

01:12:57.000 So Donald Trump at the Libertarian Convention a couple months ago promised to free Ross Ulbricht if he gets elected.

01:13:06.000 Did he really?

01:13:06.000 Yes.

01:13:07.000 Interesting.

01:13:07.000 He made this commitment.

01:13:09.000 Wow. 0.99

01:13:09.000 So I'm saying to the Biden administration now, you can make a fool out of Trump. 0.99

01:13:13.000 You can take this issue off the table. 0.97

01:13:15.000 It's probably going to be the margin in New Hampshire.

01:13:16.000 There's a lot of people who are Ross supporters in tech circles.

01:13:19.000 You can free Ross Ulbricht today.

01:13:21.000 You got Julian Assange out of jail with a lot of institutional opposition.

01:13:26.000 No one has institutional opposition to Ross.

01:13:29.000 Yep.

01:13:29.000 He's not killed anyone, not been accused of killing anyone.

01:13:33.000 He's doing double life, even though he's not a violent criminal.

01:13:35.000 There's no concern of recidivism. 1.00

01:13:37.000 So, Mr. President, make an asshole out of Trump. 1.00

01:13:39.000 You can say Republicans promised, Democrats deliver, and you could free Ross Ulbricht today. 1.00

01:13:44.000 Commute a sentence.

01:13:45.000 There's a lot of weirdness in that case, too, right?

01:13:47.000 Yes, there is.

01:13:48.000 There's a lot of weirdness in terms of entrapment.

01:13:50.000 Yes, and it's as if he killed a bunch of people that have double life.

01:13:55.000 It's crazy.

01:13:56.000 Right.

01:13:57.000 So this is something that would be very easy for him to do and get a lot of people to support or at least stay home and not support Trump.

01:14:03.000 And every vote counts.

01:14:04.000 Silk Road was a way that you could buy pretty much anything, right?

01:14:08.000 It was like a black market website.

01:14:10.000 Yeah, you could buy pretty much anything.

01:14:12.000 It's like torrenting, but with drugs and weapons or whatever.

01:14:14.000 And weren't there murders for hire and stuff too?

01:14:17.000 I think there were, yeah.

01:14:18.000 He's not been accused of that or charged with it, certainly.

01:14:21.000 Wasn't that one of the things that he had signed off on someone getting assassinated?

01:14:26.000 That's one of these rumors.

01:14:28.000 That's not what they charged him with at all.

01:14:29.000 No?

01:14:29.000 And it's like, if that was a thing, why are you charging him with that?

01:14:32.000 What did they charge him with?

01:14:33.000 I don't even remember.

01:14:34.000 What was it, Jamie? 1.00

01:14:34.000 It was some bullshit. 1.00

01:14:37.000 Ulbricht was charged with engaging in a continuing criminal enterprise, narcotics conspiracy, conspiracy to commit money laundering, conspiracy to commit computer hacking. 0.86

01:14:47.000 On August 21, 2014, a superseding indictment added three additional charges on February 4, 2015. Ulbricht was convicted on all counts after a jury trial that had taken place on January 15, 2015. Double life plus 40 years without possible parole.

01:15:05.000 Two life sentences plus 40 years.

01:15:07.000 Nine years he's been in jail now.

01:15:08.000 So just in case science comes along and they can keep him alive forever.

01:15:11.000 He's also ordered to pay about $183 million in restitution based on the total sales of illegal drugs and counterfeit IDs through Silk Road.

01:15:21.000 Wow.

01:15:22.000 That's crazy.

01:15:22.000 So even if he gets out, he's got to pay $183 million in restitution?

01:15:27.000 I don't know if he has to do that. 1.00

01:15:29.000 Holy fuck. 1.00

01:15:33.000 Okay, so here it is. 0.99

01:15:34.000 Federal prosecutors allege that Albright had paid $730,000 in a murder-for-hire deals targeting at least five people, allegedly because they threatened to reveal Silk Road, the Silk Road Enterprise.

01:15:45.000 Prosecutors believe no contracted killing actually occurred.

01:15:48.000 And he was not charged.

01:15:49.000 Albright was not charged in his trial in New York federal court with murder-for-hire, but evidence was introduced at trial supporting the allegations the district court Found a preponderance of the evidence that Albright did commission the murders.

01:16:03.000 So it seems like he did commission them.

01:16:06.000 The evidence that Albright had, according to them, had commissioned murders where it's considered by the judge in sentencing Albright to life and was a factor in the Second Circuit's decision to uphold the sentence.

01:16:18.000 He wasn't charged with it.

01:16:20.000 Right.

01:16:20.000 He's been there.

01:16:21.000 It's crazy though that they don't charge him with it, but yet they use it as a consideration.

01:16:25.000 Exactly.

01:16:25.000 That is kind of crazy.

01:16:26.000 That is crazy.

01:16:27.000 Are you allowed to do that?

01:16:28.000 Apparently.

01:16:28.000 If you have the evidence for that, put it up and let him be tried for it.

01:16:32.000 And I got to tell you, I don't think that's going to get you double life in any other case.

01:16:36.000 And isn't he like a yoga teacher now?

01:16:38.000 He teaches people how to read.

01:16:40.000 Yeah.

01:16:40.000 He's like a model prisoner.

01:16:42.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:16:43.000 He fucked up. 1.00

01:16:44.000 Let him out. 1.00

01:16:45.000 You know, this idea of, like, you want to have total freedom and we're going to just circumvent the system and do it online.

01:16:50.000 They just wanted to squash that and put as much water on that fire as humanly possible.

01:16:54.000 And the point's been made.

01:16:55.000 Yeah.

01:16:56.000 So he's served his time.

01:16:57.000 Mr. President, please let him out right now.

01:17:00.000 Why do you have the Hellraiser box on the table?

01:17:03.000 Oh, I wanted to give me, and this is from Cabin in the Woods.

01:17:06.000 You ever see Cabin in the Woods?

01:17:07.000 The movie?

01:17:07.000 Yeah.

01:17:08.000 That's Fornicus's orb.

01:17:10.000 Oh, that's a fun movie.

01:17:11.000 I have these normally in my bedroom, obviously.

01:17:13.000 Oh, so you put them here for your vibe?

01:17:15.000 Yeah.

01:17:16.000 Oh, no.

01:17:16.000 Really?

01:17:17.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:17:17.000 That's so bizarre.

01:17:18.000 Is it?

01:17:19.000 Why do you have the Hellraiser box?

01:17:20.000 Because it goes well with the orb.

01:17:22.000 Is it functional, the Hellraiser box?

01:17:23.000 No, but this one is.

01:17:24.000 Does it move around?

01:17:24.000 Oh, it is?

01:17:25.000 It is functional.

01:17:25.000 What does that do?

01:17:26.000 Here.

01:17:26.000 Careful, though.

01:17:27.000 Okay.

01:17:28.000 It's not cheap.

01:17:29.000 What does it do?

01:17:30.000 Oh, it moves around.

01:17:31.000 Yeah.

01:17:32.000 And does it open?

01:17:32.000 Careful, careful.

01:17:33.000 You don't want to open a door.

01:17:34.000 No.

01:17:36.000 How does this work?

01:17:38.000 Well, you're just doing it.

01:17:39.000 You just spin it around?

01:17:39.000 Yeah, and then doorways open.

01:17:41.000 Oh, doorways.

01:17:41.000 We don't need that.

01:17:42.000 We don't need that here, yeah. 0.99

01:17:44.000 Imagine if, like, some wild shit goes down, like, fucking Malice and Rogan, they opened up the doorway. 1.00

01:17:48.000 I think it'd be like a fucking Malice. 1.00

01:17:51.000 They knew. 1.00

01:17:51.000 Opened up the fucking door. 1.00

01:17:52.000 Yeah, the Hellraiser box. 1.00

01:17:54.000 It was clearly satanic.

01:17:56.000 Lament configuration.

01:17:57.000 That's it?

01:17:58.000 That's the orb.

01:17:59.000 Oh, wow.

01:18:01.000 And it's like a conjuring type deal?

01:18:03.000 Well, he was the lord of, what, bondage and pain from the movie?

01:18:07.000 He's a Cenobite, obviously, yeah. 0.99

01:18:10.000 Cabin in the Woods was a fun fucking movie. 0.99

01:18:12.000 I love that movie. 0.99

01:18:12.000 It was a fun movie. 0.99

01:18:13.000 That's Josh Whedon.

01:18:14.000 Was it really?

01:18:14.000 Yeah.

01:18:15.000 It was like a love letter to horror movies.

01:18:16.000 Ah, it was a good movie.

01:18:18.000 Sigourney Weaver was excellent.

01:18:19.000 Oh, so I don't want to spoil it, but Sigourney Weaver was in it, and she's superb. 0.82

01:18:22.000 It's also, it really straddles the line between silly and actually scary.

01:18:27.000 It does really well.

01:18:28.000 It's like, it's a movie for the fans.

01:18:30.000 Yeah.

01:18:31.000 Like, you watch, you're like, okay, this guy's talking to me through the screen.

01:18:33.000 Right, right.

01:18:35.000 Yeah, it's like you have to love horror movies to really love that movie.

01:18:38.000 Because there's so many Easter eggs.

01:18:39.000 You've got to sit down and be like, who's this?

01:18:41.000 Who's that?

01:18:41.000 Like, oh, he's a Cenobite.

01:18:42.000 That's what that reference is.

01:18:44.000 Werewolves.

01:18:44.000 Yeah.

01:18:45.000 Yeah.

01:18:45.000 Fun-ass movie.

01:18:46.000 Yeah, I love that.

01:18:47.000 So that's why you brought these things?

01:18:48.000 I just want to have a good vibe, yeah.

01:18:49.000 So you always have that in front of you when you work?

01:18:52.000 No, it's in my bedroom.

01:18:53.000 Oh, okay.

01:18:54.000 Right where you sleep?

01:18:55.000 That's where I sleep.

01:18:56.000 Where you rest your head, you put that on the one side?

01:18:58.000 Is that how you do it?

01:18:59.000 They're on the nightstand.

01:19:00.000 The same nightstand or opposite of the nightstand?

01:19:02.000 The same nightstand.

01:19:03.000 Is that the one you stare at before you close your eyes?

01:19:05.000 I don't...

01:19:06.000 What do you stare at?

01:19:07.000 When you say your spells?

01:19:10.000 My spells.

01:19:16.000 And that's how I laugh.

01:19:17.000 And then I go to sleep.

01:19:18.000 Well, there's so many people online, because everyone's so skeptical and because conspiracies are so fun, everyone thinks that everything is satanic.

01:19:25.000 Yes.

01:19:26.000 You know, everything.

01:19:27.000 Like, that was what people thought about the Prince Charles painting, or King Charles. 0.98

01:19:30.000 I like the King Charles painting, like, someone's fucking with him. 0.69

01:19:33.000 Like, that guy's like, that's a subtle dig on the history of the UK Empire. 0.95

01:19:39.000 It looked like it was something on a Hot Topic.

01:19:40.000 It looks crazy.

01:19:42.000 Yeah.

01:19:43.000 But, like, people try to find, like, Baphomet in there.

01:19:45.000 If you're, you know, turn it upside down and then fold it in half. 0.98

01:19:49.000 You know how you know the guy was fucking with him? 0.99

01:19:50.000 Because he left his sausage fingers in there. 1.00

01:19:53.000 You know how he's got really fucked up hands? 0.99

01:19:54.000 He does? 0.99

01:19:55.000 Wait, Jamie, pull up King Charles' hands.

01:19:57.000 It's insane.

01:19:58.000 Oh, they're, like, inflamed, right? 0.63

01:19:59.000 They're, like, sausage.

01:20:00.000 It's like in that movie with everything everywhere all at once.

01:20:02.000 Oh, wow.

01:20:04.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:20:05.000 He's probably got a disease, man.

01:20:06.000 Yeah, you think?

01:20:07.000 Jesus Christ, that's so inflamed.

01:20:09.000 Yeah.

01:20:10.000 God, that's so unhealthy.

01:20:12.000 What's wrong with his hands?

01:20:13.000 I don't know.

01:20:14.000 Oh, sausage fingers.

01:20:16.000 Wow.

01:20:18.000 Let's scroll up so you get a look at that.

01:20:20.000 They didn't even show it.

01:20:22.000 They just show a picture of him.

01:20:23.000 Let's see the hands.

01:20:24.000 That looks fairly okay.

01:20:26.000 A little swollen.

01:20:27.000 What causes swollen hands? 0.53

01:20:29.000 Caused by a variety of things.

01:20:31.000 It's important to discuss symptoms with your doctor.

01:20:34.000 Does it show his hands down there?

01:20:36.000 Yeah, there you go.

01:20:37.000 Okay, right there.

01:20:38.000 That looks crazy.

01:20:39.000 That looks crazy.

01:20:40.000 That looks like you're never getting that ring off, first of all.

01:20:43.000 I feel bad for Camilla.

01:20:44.000 They can't feel nice.

01:20:45.000 Ew.

01:20:46.000 Do you think they still do it?

01:20:48.000 Of course, don't you?

01:20:49.000 They've got to be. 1.00

01:20:50.000 They're all perverts. 1.00

01:20:51.000 You think so? 1.00

01:20:52.000 The royal family? 0.99

01:20:53.000 Are they all perverts? 1.00

01:20:53.000 They're all perverts. 1.00

01:20:54.000 Really? 1.00

01:20:55.000 Of course.

01:20:56.000 There's such a thing with aristocracy. 0.93

01:20:58.000 That's why they're not having sex with kids because they like it. 1.00

01:21:02.000 They're having sex with kids so they can. 1.00

01:21:07.000 The aristocracy has sex with kids. 1.00

01:21:09.000 What's the thing? 0.99

01:21:09.000 Prince Philip. 0.99

01:21:11.000 Was it Philip?

01:21:12.000 No, not Prince Philip.

01:21:12.000 It's the other one.

01:21:13.000 Andrew.

01:21:13.000 He was buddies with Epstein.

01:21:16.000 We've got all the receipts.

01:21:17.000 And then when they caught him, he goes, well, I don't sweat anymore.

01:21:19.000 I don't sweat anymore?

01:21:20.000 Yeah, he said, I was at the Falklands and I caught something and now I don't sweat anymore.

01:21:23.000 So there you go.

01:21:26.000 Look this up, Jamie.

01:21:27.000 I'm not making this up.

01:21:27.000 Wait a minute.

01:21:27.000 That was his excuse?

01:21:28.000 I don't sweat anymore?

01:21:29.000 It was some weird thing about like, this story can't be true because I don't sweat.

01:21:32.000 Yeah.

01:21:34.000 Huh.

01:21:35.000 One of the Duke of York's claims in his Newsnight interview was that he cannot physically sweat.

01:21:40.000 Let's find out, bro. 1.00

01:21:42.000 Let's put that bitch in a sauna and see if he's a liar. 1.00

01:21:46.000 Yeah, so there you go. 1.00

01:21:47.000 Virginia Guffrey.

01:21:49.000 Just tried dancing with you, and you're profusely sweating, and then she went on to have a bath, possibly.

01:21:54.000 Prince Andrew replies, there's a slight problem with the sweating because I have a peculiar medical condition, which I don't sweat, or I didn't sweat at the time, and that was...

01:22:02.000 Wait, can you get the clip of him saying this?

01:22:04.000 Because it sounds so crazy with his words.

01:22:06.000 Didn't sweat at the time because I had suffered what I would describe as an overdose of adrenaline in the Falklands War when I was shot at.

01:22:13.000 Oh, that's a good way to divert.

01:22:17.000 That's crazy.

01:22:18.000 You are around UFC guys all the time.

01:22:20.000 Their adrenaline's through the roof because they're like in a life and death situation.

01:22:24.000 They all sweat.

01:22:25.000 This isn't a thing.

01:22:26.000 Right.

01:22:27.000 But there is a medical condition where you don't.

01:22:30.000 The guy who does that sculpture out there, the sea monster that you saw, he can't sweat.

01:22:35.000 It's really bad.

01:22:36.000 He was in the Falklands?

01:22:37.000 No, no, no.

01:22:37.000 He just has a real condition.

01:22:39.000 Yeah, but that's a thing.

01:22:40.000 But that's not something you develop.

01:22:41.000 Right.

01:22:42.000 Well, I don't know if you can develop it.

01:22:43.000 You can't develop it getting shot at, Joe.

01:22:45.000 Because Trump can't sweat anymore?

01:22:46.000 I mean, maybe it just rarely happens when someone blows a fuse.

01:22:50.000 Okay.

01:22:50.000 I'm not a doctor.

01:22:53.000 I'm not an apologist for this sweaty motherfucker. 1.00

01:22:57.000 I think he's sweating right now. 0.99

01:23:01.000 It's so simple to find out if this is true, though.

01:23:04.000 Interesting that you say that, sir.

01:23:06.000 We have a sauna at 195 degrees.

01:23:08.000 Or we just turn up the air.

01:23:10.000 According to this doctor in this article, he says.

01:23:11.000 Okay.

01:23:12.000 A physician, Dr. James Hambin, wrote in The Atlantic at the time, in case the dubiousness of this claim is not already evident from its context, nested in a sea of dubious claims, this is a dubious claim.

01:23:25.000 Yeah.

01:23:25.000 Okay, there are people who cannot sweat or who sweat very little.

01:23:28.000 Such a propensity to appear cool and collected while everyone else is flushed and damp has been attributed to the inevitably, inviably high status through, oh, to the inviably high status throughout history.

01:23:43.000 I'm sorry, I'm reading it while I'm thinking.

01:23:44.000 But the medical condition of not producing sweat, okay, this is the stuff that my friend has.

01:23:49.000 Anhydrosis, yeah.

01:23:49.000 Anhydrosis.

01:23:50.000 Extremely undesirable.

01:23:51.000 The function is vitally important, a way to cool the body down.

01:23:54.000 Mick Vader, the guy who does all the Kill Tony and Mothership stuff, he has that too.

01:23:59.000 So two guys I know.

01:24:00.000 Both guys named Scott, oddly enough.

01:24:02.000 Scott, who made the incredible artwork, and then Scott, the Mick Vader, who does other incredible artwork.

01:24:08.000 Both of those guys legitimately can't sweat.

01:24:10.000 But they didn't...

01:24:11.000 You can't develop it.

01:24:12.000 And certainly not from adrenaline.

01:24:13.000 It's a thing.

01:24:14.000 It's a genetic thing.

01:24:15.000 Like some people can't feel pain, which is really bad.

01:24:17.000 It's not a temporary condition, such as Hamblin concludes, a temporary inability to sweat would defy medical precedent.

01:24:24.000 Okay. 0.99

01:24:25.000 So it's bullshit. 1.00

01:24:25.000 It's bullshit. 1.00

01:24:26.000 Pure bullshit. 1.00

01:24:27.000 Yes. 1.00

01:24:27.000 He just wanted to make that as a nice, like, look, by the way, I got shot at at the Falkland War. 1.00

01:24:31.000 I couldn't have raped that girl. 1.00

01:24:33.000 I was shot. 1.00

01:24:34.000 Kind of a hero.

01:24:34.000 In the war.

01:24:35.000 I don't sweat.

01:24:35.000 Yeah.

01:24:36.000 I also don't believe he was shot at.

01:24:38.000 Probably wasn't.

01:24:39.000 They're not going to put the prince in the line of fire in the Falklands.

01:24:41.000 Maybe he's like that dude from NBC. Brian...

01:24:44.000 Yeah, Williams.

01:24:45.000 Yeah.

01:24:46.000 What about Hillary? 0.99

01:24:47.000 Yeah, she was one too.

01:24:48.000 So I was on a sniper fire.

01:24:49.000 Yeah, the first lady's going to be on a sniper fire. 1.00

01:24:51.000 Yeah, okay.

01:24:52.000 Yeah, that was a weird one, right?

01:24:54.000 Yes, weird?

01:24:57.000 Yeah, the first lady is going to Bosnia. 1.00

01:24:58.000 They're just going to let people take shots at her. 1.00

01:24:59.000 Well, they did it to Trump, so maybe it to her.

01:25:01.000 Saying you can't sweat is so crazy because they could find out so easy if you sweat.

01:25:05.000 Like, it's not like a difficult thing.

01:25:07.000 Well, sir, did you mind sitting in the sauna?

01:25:09.000 But it's also like, maybe she got, let's pretend, let's just take it at face value.

01:25:15.000 She could have gotten that aspect of the story wrong.

01:25:17.000 It doesn't mean you weren't there with her.

01:25:18.000 It's like she misremembered that you were sweating. 0.96

01:25:21.000 She just think you stunk. 0.75

01:25:22.000 Oh, there you go, misspoke. 0.85

01:25:23.000 She said she misspoke.

01:25:24.000 And last week she gave a dramatic description of her arrival in Bosnia 12 years ago.

01:25:28.000 We're counting a landing under sniper fire.

01:25:31.000 And she had to duck and run?

01:25:33.000 Okay.

01:25:36.000 She says, so if I misspoke, that was just a misstatement.

01:25:39.000 That means a lie.

01:25:40.000 I say a lot of things, millions of words a day.

01:25:43.000 So if I misspoke, that was just a misstatement.

01:25:45.000 So if I make an incantation that summons Beelzebub and he rises from a crack in the earth, that was just a misstatement.

01:25:53.000 I say millions of words a day.

01:25:56.000 If you put a million chimpanzees for a million years, typewriters, they'll make the works of Shakespeare. 0.99

01:26:01.000 Why would Beelzebub come from a crack in the earth?

01:26:03.000 You know he's a lord of the sky.

01:26:05.000 I remember landing under sniper fire.

01:26:08.000 There was supposed to be some kind of greeting ceremony at the airport, but instead we ran with our heads down to get into vehicles to get to our base.

01:26:15.000 And there is footage of her landing, and they're giving her flowers, and it's kids.

01:26:20.000 It's not like it wasn't on video.

01:26:21.000 Both Clintons held their heads up and did not appear rushed.

01:26:26.000 So the video...

01:26:27.000 Oh yeah, presented her with a poem.

01:26:29.000 Yeah, there you go.

01:26:30.000 Eight-year-old Bosnian girl presented her with a poem and later greeting U.S. troops.

01:26:35.000 So it's just...

01:26:36.000 Do you believe that thing about all the monkeys?

01:26:39.000 You leave them alone with the typewriter?

01:26:40.000 For a million years, they compose all the works of Shakespeare?

01:26:44.000 Yeah, that's mathematically definite, but what do you mean here?

01:26:47.000 I don't believe it.

01:26:48.000 What do you mean? 0.99

01:26:48.000 I think it's going to be all fucked up. 0.99

01:26:51.000 But if you do it long enough, infinitely, every... 0.94

01:26:53.000 Who's going to edit that?

01:26:55.000 You'd have to find all the works of Shakespeare.

01:26:57.000 Joe Rogan, you don't edit Shakespeare.

01:26:59.000 You'd have to find all those words in those monkeys.

01:27:01.000 There's no way they're going to write those letters in that order.

01:27:03.000 If it's infinite, yes.

01:27:05.000 Infinite.

01:27:06.000 Right, that's the whole point. 0.98

01:27:06.000 I think infinitely, it sucks infinitely. 0.98

01:27:08.000 I think, unless they evolve, if it's infinite and then the monkeys grow up to become humans, then they figure out how to write Shakespeare. 0.84

01:27:13.000 If you're hitting keys at random, eventually you're going to write out Shakespeare's words.

01:27:17.000 Perfectly.

01:27:18.000 Yes.

01:27:18.000 Just a time thing.

01:27:19.000 Yes.

01:27:20.000 Yeah, it'll take trillions of years.

01:27:22.000 Right.

01:27:22.000 But one day.

01:27:23.000 Right.

01:27:25.000 The end, period?

01:27:26.000 Imagine?

01:27:27.000 So imagine, like, our proof of intelligent life is just proof of infinity.

01:27:33.000 Like, oh my god, we found an incredible book, like a guidebook for human beings. 0.91

01:27:37.000 It's really just a bunch of space monkeys pounding on a typewriter for fucking billions of years. 0.90

01:27:43.000 A book is called The Art of the Deal. 0.92

01:27:47.000 It's like one space monkey figures out paper, and then the other space monkey finds a typewriter that an alien civilization has dropped off there, just sort of like they do with us with spaceships.

01:27:57.000 When they just crash land, they just drop them off a typewriter.

01:28:00.000 I just read a story of this monkey who was in a zoo, a chimp, for like 50 years.

01:28:05.000 It just finally died.

01:28:06.000 It was really sad.

01:28:07.000 But I read the story, and they said, well, it was originally being raised by someone in their house, and then they took it to the zoo.

01:28:12.000 And it's just like...

01:28:14.000 And they bought it at a pet store in New York.

01:28:16.000 Oh my god.

01:28:17.000 Like a chimp?

01:28:18.000 Yeah, I used to be able to do that.

01:28:19.000 Remember the lady in Connecticut?

01:28:20.000 Yeah, that's what I was thinking about.

01:28:21.000 I'm like, who thinks this is a good idea?

01:28:23.000 Yeah, there's a lot of nutty people out there that don't understand what a chimpanzee is.

01:28:28.000 There was a piece recently, Jamie, where they were studying old videos of chimpanzees, and they believe that some chimpanzees are capable of human words.

01:28:42.000 See if you can find that.

01:28:43.000 This is like a very new discovery.

01:28:44.000 So they were examining some older videos, and they believe that some chimpanzees...

01:28:48.000 Here, old videos of chimpanzees suggest they are capable of speech.

01:28:54.000 So these are some old videos that they had done.

01:28:57.000 So a small team of speech specialists and psychologists in Sweden, the UK, and Switzerland has found via study of old videos that at least three chimpanzees had learned to speak human words, suggesting that the animals are capable of learning this ability given the right circumstances.

01:29:11.000 The work is published in the journal Scientific Reports.

01:29:15.000 Isn't that wild?

01:29:16.000 Huh.

01:29:17.000 So some of them know how to say some words.

01:29:19.000 Papa or cup.

01:29:21.000 Mama, papa or cup.

01:29:22.000 But their work was discredited over the years as unethical because the chimp was taken from its natural mother.

01:29:28.000 In this new effort, the research team wondered if dismissal of these findings was done in absence of attempts to duplicate their efforts.

01:29:34.000 To find out that might have been the case, they searched for the video evidence of such attempts at training and found three videos showing Evidence that chimpanzees can be taught to speak human words in a rudimentary way.

01:29:47.000 I'm scared to hear this.

01:29:47.000 It's going to be so terrible.

01:29:49.000 Can you say mama?

01:29:51.000 Mama? 0.82

01:29:51.000 Mama. 0.82

01:29:52.000 Is this for mama?

01:29:53.000 Mama.

01:29:54.000 You love your mama?

01:29:56.000 Mama.

01:29:57.000 Here, sweetie.

01:29:59.000 This is for you.

01:30:00.000 But that's just a grunt.

01:30:02.000 No, I'm saying mama, dude.

01:30:03.000 Yeah, but it doesn't know what that means.

01:30:05.000 You're a good boy, John.

01:30:06.000 Well, let's see it say other things.

01:30:07.000 It says cup.

01:30:09.000 That sounded like...

01:30:10.000 You could teach Huskies to say I love you too.

01:30:28.000 I guess.

01:30:30.000 How do you teach me to say that noise, mama? 0.57

01:30:32.000 The chimp doesn't think that the owner is its mother.

01:30:34.000 Right.

01:30:35.000 It doesn't understand what that means.

01:30:36.000 It's just saying that.

01:30:37.000 Yeah, absolutely.

01:30:38.000 Right, right, right.

01:30:39.000 So even if it's saying the noise, right, right, right.

01:30:42.000 It doesn't understand what it's saying.

01:30:44.000 It's not the same thing, yes.

01:30:44.000 That is different.

01:30:45.000 So they know that they can teach gorillas sign language though, right? 0.99

01:30:48.000 Right, but the interesting thing about, I think with that, that might be overblown because my understanding is the gorillas never ask questions. 0.94

01:30:55.000 Right.

01:30:55.000 So it's always a response to a cue.

01:30:57.000 And gorillas are extremely intelligent.

01:30:58.000 It's not a dispute, but like, what are they actually, are they mimicking?

01:31:02.000 Knowing gets them what they want?

01:31:04.000 Because I know that, what's the most famous one, Coco?

01:31:06.000 Uh-huh.

01:31:07.000 Called, it was Mad One, supposedly, she, he. 0.88

01:31:10.000 It was Coco Boy?

01:31:11.000 Yeah.

01:31:11.000 Male?

01:31:12.000 Well, let's a kindergarten teacher decide.

01:31:16.000 Or our next president.

01:31:18.000 You see that meme?

01:31:18.000 Yes.

01:31:19.000 And Coco called her like a dirty toilet devil. 1.00

01:31:22.000 Whoa. 0.97

01:31:22.000 And I'm like, a gorilla doesn't know what a devil is. 0.97

01:31:25.000 You can't teach a gorilla the concept of devil.

01:31:27.000 That's not a word.

01:31:28.000 Right, right. 0.99

01:31:29.000 Yeah, that's ridiculous. 0.88

01:31:30.000 That is interesting. 0.89

01:31:31.000 So maybe they don't know how to express themselves, but they can crudely interact with ideas.

01:31:37.000 Right.

01:31:37.000 So it's not as simple as...

01:31:39.000 Maybe they don't even have a sense of self to the point where they can express themselves.

01:31:42.000 Like, I'm hungry.

01:31:43.000 I'm very tired right now.

01:31:45.000 I'm tired of doing these tricks for you.

01:31:46.000 I don't like this.

01:31:47.000 I don't want to be in this cage anymore.

01:31:49.000 The other thing that really blew my mind is they had a thing where they taught dogs.

01:31:53.000 There's two pictures.

01:31:54.000 Is it a boy?

01:31:55.000 Sometimes used the sign for devil as an insult.

01:31:58.000 She also named a parent devil tooth after initially being frightened of it.

01:32:02.000 In the famous joke the aristocrats told by Coco the Gorilla, Coco says, Devil Ingrid.

01:32:07.000 It was a girl, okay. 0.97

01:32:09.000 Coco was a gorilla who mastered sign language and raised kittens.

01:32:12.000 She died at the age of 46. You can't teach the concept of devil to an animal.

01:32:18.000 Imagine just being trapped in a fucking building that's run by gorillas, and they tell you what to do, and they give you bananas, and they try to get you to grunt at them, and you're like, oh my god, is there any fucking people around here? 1.00

01:32:30.000 How bad would that suck? 0.99

01:32:31.000 Well, that's how bad it sucked for Coco. 1.00

01:32:33.000 No, it didn't, because dogs think of us as the same thing as them.

01:32:36.000 How do you know that Coco does?

01:32:38.000 Maybe Coco would have been way more happy with a bunch of gorillas. 1.00

01:32:42.000 Maybe.

01:32:43.000 I would think so.

01:32:44.000 Probably.

01:32:45.000 Dogs are happy with dogs.

01:32:46.000 Dogs are happy with people.

01:32:48.000 They're a little happier with people.

01:32:49.000 Dogs want to be around people, yes.

01:32:51.000 So there's an experiment they ran, and I still don't understand what's going on in the dog's head, where they put up two pictures, and the dogs were trained.

01:32:59.000 If you see a picture of a dog, you hit this left, or if the dog's in the right, hit the right, and you get a treat.

01:33:05.000 So they had some concept of dog.

01:33:08.000 Because it would be like the whole dog or the dog's head or whatever.

01:33:11.000 Right, right, right.

01:33:11.000 So if you have two pictures, like the shape of a cat and the shape of a dog or a cow, they're the same shape.

01:33:17.000 Right.

01:33:17.000 But the dogs knew to choose dog.

01:33:19.000 And dogs look very different from each other.

01:33:21.000 Right.

01:33:22.000 So that was something I thought was really fascinating.

01:33:24.000 Well, dogs know what a dog is versus like Marshall hates squirrels.

01:33:28.000 He tries to kill squirrels.

01:33:29.000 Sure.

01:33:29.000 But when he sees Carl, he knows absolutely, even though Carl's squirrel size, that Carl is a dog.

01:33:35.000 Well, Carl's bigger than a squirrel.

01:33:36.000 A lot bigger.

01:33:36.000 Well, when he was little, he wasn't.

01:33:38.000 Okay.

01:33:38.000 And he knew.

01:33:38.000 How big was Carl when Marshall first saw him?

01:33:40.000 Five pounds.

01:33:41.000 But that could be a smell thing.

01:33:45.000 I think it probably is.

01:33:46.000 That's got to be a smell.

01:33:47.000 The dogs do not smell the same as rodents.

01:33:49.000 It's probably also the way the dog interacts with another dog.

01:33:52.000 And the motion.

01:33:52.000 The way they move.

01:33:54.000 Yeah.

01:33:54.000 There's a difference.

01:33:55.000 The rodents probably smell delicious.

01:33:57.000 But visually, how is it going to know that that's a dog on the screen?

01:34:00.000 How's it going to know that Marshall's never seen a French bulldog? 0.99

01:34:03.000 How the fuck did he know? 0.99

01:34:04.000 But from smell. 0.99

01:34:05.000 Right.

01:34:06.000 But I mean, he's probably like, what is this?

01:34:07.000 This is a crazy thing.

01:34:08.000 He knows little dog.

01:34:10.000 He does.

01:34:11.000 Yeah, that's true.

01:34:12.000 My older daughter has a chihuahua. 0.64

01:34:14.000 So he's been around little dogs.

01:34:17.000 But they know that there's a difference between all kinds...

01:34:23.000 I had to teach him that he can't kill chickens. 1.00

01:34:25.000 Because he's like, chickens are in the fucking yard. 0.99

01:34:27.000 What are these things doing? 0.99

01:34:28.000 No, no, no.

01:34:28.000 They are pets.

01:34:30.000 I still don't trust him totally.

01:34:31.000 But he doesn't chase after them and go out.

01:34:34.000 But when he first saw him, he wanted a snap.

01:34:35.000 I'm like, hey, no.

01:34:36.000 No, no, no.

01:34:37.000 These are our friends. 1.00

01:34:39.000 He's like, what the fuck are you talking about? 0.99

01:34:41.000 That was in Call of the Wild, too. 0.99

01:34:42.000 Was it?

01:34:43.000 Yeah, like the dog killed the chickens and the owners like, don't do that.

01:34:46.000 And the dog was safe around them.

01:34:48.000 But at that point, it just showed how smart the dog was.

01:34:50.000 You can teach dogs to not do that.

01:34:52.000 Yeah, of course.

01:34:53.000 They just have to know that you'll be very upset with them if they do it.

01:34:56.000 And they get it in their head and they go, okay, I got it.

01:34:57.000 It's not just that they're upset.

01:34:58.000 They know in-group versus out-group.

01:35:00.000 So they know to be a guardian, like this is something I protect, this is something I eat.

01:35:03.000 Yes, it's a part of the family.

01:35:04.000 Yeah.

01:35:05.000 And he doesn't even know.

01:35:06.000 Like, bro, you get eggs.

01:35:07.000 These are awesome.

01:35:08.000 Eggs are good for you. 1.00

01:35:09.000 Don't kill them, stupid. 1.00

01:35:11.000 For short-term gratification, I went to the bathroom once. 1.00

01:35:15.000 And I had just gotten home and opened the door, let him outside, and I took a leak.

01:35:19.000 And then as I closed the bathroom door and flushed, he had a squirrel in his mouth.

01:35:22.000 I was like, dude.

01:35:24.000 Alive?

01:35:24.000 Not anymore.

01:35:25.000 Okay.

01:35:26.000 But he just got it.

01:35:27.000 Well, sometimes the dogs will bring you like a living thing that they caught.

01:35:30.000 They're just mouthing it like birds or whatever.

01:35:32.000 He's a golden retriever.

01:35:34.000 But are they really hunting?

01:35:35.000 Yeah.

01:35:36.000 They're bird hunting dogs.

01:35:37.000 Retrievers. 0.74

01:35:38.000 That's what retrievers are for.

01:35:39.000 I thought they retrieve it after you've killed it.

01:35:41.000 Yes.

01:35:41.000 Yeah, I mean, you use them in hunting to retrieve.

01:35:44.000 Okay.

01:35:44.000 But they go after the animals, too.

01:35:46.000 Like, if the animal's wounded or whatever, they go after them.

01:35:48.000 Got it, got it, okay.

01:35:48.000 But they want to bring it to you.

01:35:50.000 Oh, yeah. 0.99

01:35:51.000 So his instinct is to bring this fucking... 0.99

01:35:53.000 I open up the bathroom door to stand there with a squirrel. 1.00

01:35:55.000 Proud of himself.

01:35:56.000 Yeah.

01:35:57.000 He got lunch.

01:35:58.000 I don't know what to tell him.

01:35:59.000 I mean, you can't bring it back to life.

01:36:01.000 I'm not going to discourage him from this activity.

01:36:03.000 Did you let him eat it?

01:36:04.000 No.

01:36:05.000 They do react to videos, though, which wouldn't be smell. 0.97

01:36:09.000 Because I've seen Carl even, like, a line popped up on, like, YouTube, and he just started fucking freaking out. 0.93

01:36:14.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:36:14.000 It's like, what the fuck did he see? 0.99

01:36:16.000 If you bark in this room, Carl will go crazy. 1.00

01:36:19.000 Is that true?

01:36:20.000 Yeah, we won't do it.

01:36:21.000 But I could do a really good dog.

01:36:24.000 It sounds like I'd get a low growl.

01:36:27.000 And Carl will like pop up.

01:36:31.000 I don't want to do it.

01:36:33.000 Because if I do it, he will go bananas.

01:36:35.000 I was having so much fun with him.

01:36:37.000 He's the best.

01:36:38.000 I love Frenchies. 1.00

01:36:39.000 He fucking throws himself at you too. 1.00

01:36:42.000 I know, he almost got my chin. 1.00

01:36:43.000 He leaps through the air to try to bite you.

01:36:46.000 He's such a little character.

01:36:48.000 They're only bred to be fun.

01:36:49.000 Yeah, so if a dog could talk, they'd probably be annoying.

01:36:52.000 Like who?

01:36:53.000 No, give me food.

01:36:54.000 Give me food.

01:36:55.000 Give me food.

01:36:55.000 Can we go play with the ball?

01:36:57.000 Not right now, dude.

01:36:57.000 I'm working.

01:36:58.000 How about now?

01:36:59.000 Yeah.

01:37:01.000 And they think your whole day is spent going hunting for dog food.

01:37:05.000 Exactly.

01:37:06.000 They think you leave to get dog food.

01:37:08.000 That's what they think you're doing all day.

01:37:09.000 Well, you kind of do.

01:37:10.000 In a way?

01:37:11.000 It's not all day, but in a way.

01:37:12.000 You have to go fund that stuff.

01:37:14.000 But it is weird that, like, our thoughts of intelligence are based on communication.

01:37:20.000 Like, I wonder if we could decide...

01:37:22.000 So they think they're going to be able to do that with AI. It's one of the more interesting things about AI. They think they're going to be able to decipher dolphin languages.

01:37:29.000 Because right now, we know they talk.

01:37:31.000 We know they have accents.

01:37:32.000 We know they have dialects.

01:37:33.000 We don't know what they're saying.

01:37:34.000 Would it be funny if they're like really racist against the killer whales?

01:37:36.000 There was a bit on that, like the Chappelle show.

01:37:38.000 Really?

01:37:39.000 Yeah, about a dolphin that was racist.

01:37:41.000 Wasn't it a Chappelle show?

01:37:44.000 Some, one of the sketch shows.

01:37:45.000 But, I mean, what are they saying?

01:37:48.000 Well, they're also really horny. 0.76

01:37:50.000 Oh, they're not just horny. 0.99

01:37:52.000 They kill babies so that they make sure the woman keeps breeding. 1.00

01:37:55.000 Lions do that too, yeah. 1.00

01:37:56.000 So the women fuck as many as the male dolphins as they can just so that they're protected because it might be my kid. 1.00

01:38:02.000 Who knows? 1.00

01:38:02.000 Let's not kill the kid. 1.00

01:38:04.000 Yeah.

01:38:05.000 Female lions do that too? 1.00

01:38:06.000 Males. 0.90

01:38:07.000 Males. 0.90

01:38:07.000 And male cats. 0.90

01:38:08.000 Oh, yeah, they kill.

01:38:09.000 Yeah, they kill the kittens, yeah. 0.99

01:38:11.000 Yeah, but the female lions don't fuck as many males as they can, right? 1.00

01:38:14.000 But dolphins do that, because intellectually, the dolphin realizes, oh, I fucked her, that could be my baby. 1.00

01:38:19.000 Wait, no, no. 0.98

01:38:19.000 I think female cats can have more than one parent in their litter. 0.98

01:38:24.000 Right.

01:38:25.000 Yeah, I think so, too.

01:38:26.000 Yeah.

01:38:28.000 Yeah, this...

01:38:30.000 It's so interesting like I would wonder if in the absence of human beings like imagine if something came some Magical switch got popped and human beings disappeared from the face of the earth I wonder how long it would take for an equally intelligent animal to emerge if ever Because we haven't been around that long.

01:38:50.000 It's really not this smart.

01:38:51.000 It's been, what, like 50,000 years, if that?

01:38:55.000 100, 200,000?

01:38:56.000 They push it back a little more now.

01:38:57.000 And then there's also some new humans they're discovering, like the Denisovans, which I don't think they even discovered them until somewhere in the 2000s.

01:39:08.000 We don't even have the full fossil record of human species.

01:39:11.000 If you find something 10 years ago and it's a new kind of human, which the Denisovans are, who fucking knows how long we really go back? 1.00

01:39:19.000 But I think they think we go back in this form roughly a couple hundred thousand years.

01:39:24.000 Right.

01:39:24.000 That's nothing.

01:39:25.000 It's a blink of an eye.

01:39:26.000 And then the Neanderthals, they lived a lot longer. 0.96

01:39:29.000 They were around for like half a million.

01:39:30.000 Weren't they smarter than us?

01:39:32.000 Not necessarily.

01:39:34.000 We don't know.

01:39:35.000 We know they're a lot stronger than us and they ate primarily meat and they were like much more rugged.

01:39:40.000 I thought people who have higher Neanderthal DNA tend to be more intelligent.

01:39:45.000 Yeah, I don't know if that's true.

01:39:47.000 It's interesting.

01:39:47.000 I don't know if that's why either because sometimes hybrids— Hybrid vigor, yep.

01:39:53.000 Yeah, hybrid vigor.

01:39:54.000 That's the term for it.

01:39:55.000 That could be something along those lines.

01:39:57.000 Or it could be like maybe the ones that interbred with Neanderthals like had to become much more intelligent in order to overcome them. 0.95

01:40:08.000 We would just assume that Neanderthals were brutal. 0.85

01:40:11.000 But humans were brutal then, too.

01:40:13.000 Exactly. 0.89

01:40:13.000 Humans were brutal. 0.89

01:40:14.000 And Neanderthals, apparently, they went after big game. 0.69

01:40:17.000 And they made weapons and tools.

01:40:19.000 A lot of them had broken bones.

01:40:20.000 And they had much more dense bone structure than ours.

01:40:23.000 Which only makes sense that they were brutal if they were doing that.

01:40:27.000 So they were probably ruthless in every regard. 1.00

01:40:29.000 And we probably had to kill them off.

01:40:32.000 And we probably merged with them in some sort of a way too, but they think the merging was almost all Neanderthal males and Homo sapiens females.

01:40:41.000 Okay.

01:40:41.000 They think that's...

01:40:42.000 Because isn't like virtually everyone have a big chunk of Neanderthal DNA? Not everyone.

01:40:47.000 Mostly white European people have it.

01:40:49.000 Oh, okay.

01:40:49.000 Yeah.

01:40:50.000 Africans generally don't. 0.99

01:40:52.000 Oh, okay.

01:40:52.000 Yeah.

01:40:53.000 It's just interesting that all these different kinds of human existed along with like that hobbit man. 0.98

01:41:00.000 I was just going to say, yeah.

01:41:01.000 Didn't they find out that he was actually just like a dwarf?

01:41:03.000 No, that was some speculation by some haters.

01:41:06.000 The hobbit haters?

01:41:07.000 It was some anthropology haters.

01:41:09.000 Like, you didn't discover this. 1.00

01:41:11.000 This is bullshit. 1.00

01:41:12.000 Something gets shot. 1.00

01:41:13.000 I think it's pretty much been established because of the amount of bones that they found.

01:41:19.000 This is a very specific animal.

01:41:22.000 Okay.

01:41:22.000 And they think that this very specific...

01:41:24.000 Also, there's a legend of these things.

01:41:26.000 And I think it was Vietnam.

01:41:29.000 They call him the Orang Pendek.

01:41:31.000 And this small, hairy man has been a legend forever.

01:41:35.000 Well, I thought that was supposed to be what the orangutan was based.

01:41:37.000 Because the orangutan was found fairly recently.

01:41:39.000 It wasn't like the 1840s or something crazy?

01:41:41.000 I think gorillas were found in the 1900s.

01:41:43.000 Yeah.

01:41:43.000 There's something nuts.

01:41:45.000 That's interesting.

01:41:46.000 I think the Orang Pendek, though, is an actual little tiny person. 1.00

01:41:50.000 A little tiny hairy man.

01:41:52.000 But I think orangutan means hairy man of the forest.

01:41:55.000 Interesting.

01:41:56.000 I think so.

01:41:56.000 Maybe they're related.

01:41:58.000 Maybe it's just like the etymology of the word.

01:42:00.000 Yeah, who knows?

01:42:01.000 But that little creature, that little hairy creature had been talked about forever. 0.99

01:42:05.000 And everybody thought it was just bullshit. 0.95

01:42:06.000 But everyone has like elves and dwarves. 1.00

01:42:09.000 Yeah.

01:42:10.000 You think dragons are real?

01:42:11.000 I had this big argument with my friend, Jesse, not that long ago.

01:42:15.000 Because it is...

01:42:16.000 Whenever...

01:42:17.000 Here's the thing.

01:42:17.000 When you have...

01:42:18.000 Every culture on earth having the same kind of myth, it's like there's got to be some starting point, like something's popped this off.

01:42:24.000 Right.

01:42:25.000 Yeah, and Forrest Galante, who's an actual biologist who studies wildlife, and he actually, he's done a lot of work trying to find the Tasmanian tiger, the thylacine.

01:42:35.000 Yes, they're over in Australia trying to find that guy.

01:42:37.000 They're trying to claw him again.

01:42:38.000 I think it's somewhere else.

01:42:38.000 I think they're in New Guinea or somewhere, looking for live versions of it.

01:42:43.000 But whatever.

01:42:44.000 He thinks it might be a real...

01:42:45.000 There's a whole YouTube video of him describing it on this show, that he thinks dragons were a real thing.

01:42:50.000 It's possible.

01:42:51.000 He obviously doesn't mean flying giant lizards.

01:42:53.000 Some large lizard creature.

01:42:55.000 Some large, you know, like probably terrifying predator that existed.

01:43:01.000 Maybe a holdover.

01:43:02.000 Look, we have crocodiles, right?

01:43:03.000 No, we have crocodile dragons, yeah.

01:43:05.000 Crocodiles are a holdover.

01:43:06.000 And I was watching this video.

01:43:08.000 I'm getting this guy on the podcast soon.

01:43:12.000 But his video is about sightings in the 1800s of crocodiles in the Congo that might have been as many as 50 feet long.

01:43:19.000 Yeah, but those measurements are so easy to kind of exact, especially if you're scared of something chasing you.

01:43:25.000 Sure, sure.

01:43:25.000 But they measured it up to the boat that they were on.

01:43:28.000 Okay.

01:43:28.000 And there's been a few of them.

01:43:30.000 Like one of them they saw that they think was about 40 feet.

01:43:32.000 They know they've found them.

01:43:34.000 I think the biggest one they ever found was like 28 feet.

01:43:37.000 It makes sense that those things, especially back then... 0.99

01:43:40.000 Yeah, look at the size of that fucker. 1.00

01:43:42.000 This is the drawing of what it looked like. 0.99

01:43:44.000 Yeah, because don't crocodiles keep growing their whole lives?

01:43:46.000 Yeah, their whole life.

01:43:47.000 And they live forever.

01:43:48.000 They live forever.

01:43:50.000 So they had one that died of asphyxiation.

01:43:53.000 He died in captivity.

01:43:55.000 And I think he was 28 feet long.

01:44:00.000 But what would a dragon... 0.84

01:44:03.000 How would it be a dragon?

01:44:04.000 Like, there's no question there were giant reptiles and they still are on Earth.

01:44:07.000 So what is a dragon going to literally mean?

01:44:09.000 It's not going to have wings, right?

01:44:11.000 Who knows?

01:44:11.000 I mean, pterodactyls had wings.

01:44:14.000 It probably doesn't breathe fire.

01:44:15.000 No, that doesn't make any sense.

01:44:16.000 Right.

01:44:16.000 But if you thought about the history of large reptiles on this planet...

01:44:22.000 Look at the anaconda.

01:44:23.000 Yeah.

01:44:23.000 That's no joke.

01:44:24.000 That'll kill you in two seconds. 0.94

01:44:25.000 Paul Rosalie told me he was in the Congo, or in the Amazon, rather, and he wrapped his arms around them and he He couldn't get his hands touching.

01:44:33.000 He's like my size.

01:44:34.000 He couldn't get his arms around it.

01:44:36.000 Think of how big that is, man.

01:44:38.000 That's so insane.

01:44:39.000 He couldn't touch his hands around a snake.

01:44:42.000 Right.

01:44:43.000 And we know that the megafauna have been driven to extinction, so things used to be bigger.

01:44:47.000 Yeah.

01:44:48.000 There's also some sightings in the Congo back in the, I think, the 1700s or the 1800s of enormous snakes.

01:44:55.000 Snakes are like 100 feet long, like huge snakes.

01:44:59.000 Isn't there a photograph that someone took of an enormous snake, an old photograph out of an airplane?

01:45:06.000 And they also just recently made forest elephants their own thing.

01:45:11.000 Forest elephants are different?

01:45:12.000 Yeah, they're a new species.

01:45:13.000 They recategorized them as a new species now.

01:45:15.000 And pygmy hippos.

01:45:17.000 Oh, yeah.

01:45:18.000 People didn't think they were real.

01:45:19.000 Like, oh, this hippo doesn't live in the water.

01:45:21.000 So this is the photo.

01:45:22.000 Oh, but it's hard to figure out scale.

01:45:25.000 This is from, what is it from?

01:45:27.000 It's a fake.

01:45:28.000 Oh, he says it's a fake.

01:45:29.000 No, it's a fake.

01:45:30.000 It's a crop photo of an anaconda, probably one close to 14 to 16 feet long, maybe 200 pounds.

01:45:35.000 So this is someone answered it.

01:45:37.000 Oh, so it's one of those...

01:45:38.000 Perspective things.

01:45:40.000 Also like the Loch Ness Monster, that famous photo that turned out to be horseshit and everybody shared it forever.

01:45:45.000 So this is an old grainy photograph from 1950. So that's a fake.

01:45:49.000 Yeah, it looks kind of fake. 0.88

01:45:50.000 Now that I'm looking at it, it looks kind of shitty. 0.67

01:45:52.000 It looks real, but we don't know the perspective. 0.71

01:45:55.000 But no, the lines look too clean.

01:45:56.000 The lines around it, like it's too defined.

01:45:59.000 I see what you're saying.

01:45:59.000 The bottom of it, it's like way too defined.

01:46:02.000 Like the snakes, the outline of it looks like someone drew it like it's a tattoo.

01:46:07.000 It doesn't look like it.

01:46:09.000 The ground underneath it, why would it have shadows like that?

01:46:13.000 What else is this thing?

01:46:14.000 The colossal squid, which is the biggest invertebrate, was only discovered in the 70s.

01:46:19.000 The largest spider was only discovered in 1981. Well, some of those squids, those giant squids, they didn't get photographic evidence of them until fairly recently.

01:46:29.000 Yeah, because they live deep.

01:46:30.000 Sperm whales eat them.

01:46:31.000 You see that nutty one that looks like a crab that they found underneath one of those?

01:46:35.000 It's like a new species.

01:46:36.000 That they found under a oil rig.

01:46:39.000 What do you mean?

01:46:40.000 They have this deep, deep camera under an oil rig. 0.99

01:46:42.000 And this fucking thing, look at this. 1.00

01:46:44.000 Oh, that's a mega... 1.00

01:46:45.000 Oh, God, what's it called? 0.99

01:46:46.000 Look at its fucking length! 0.99

01:46:48.000 It's a squid. 1.00

01:46:49.000 Look at its, like, crab-like tentacles.

01:46:51.000 And they have the elbows.

01:46:52.000 They don't know what they're for.

01:46:53.000 Megapinna, it's called. 1.00

01:46:54.000 Look at that fucking thing, man. 0.99

01:46:56.000 There's better footage of them. 1.00

01:46:57.000 I mean, that is an alien.

01:46:58.000 If that was on another planet.

01:47:00.000 If there was a planet that was filled with only water and we found that, we'd be freaking out.

01:47:03.000 Like...

01:47:04.000 We found alien life.

01:47:05.000 Yeah.

01:47:06.000 It looks like an alien.

01:47:07.000 It is, yeah.

01:47:08.000 They don't know why the fins are so...

01:47:11.000 Yeah, there it is, Megapenna.

01:47:13.000 The wildest thing to me is octopus.

01:47:17.000 Octopi are so bizarre.

01:47:19.000 They're not like anything else.

01:47:21.000 They can change their texture and their color to exactly match what's below them.

01:47:28.000 You know, they put them on, like, a coddlefish, too.

01:47:30.000 They put them on, like, a checkerboard to see what happens.

01:47:32.000 Yeah, and they freak out.

01:47:33.000 Yeah.

01:47:34.000 It doesn't really work. 1.00

01:47:35.000 Do you see they have robot coddlefish now, and the male coddlefish try to fuck them? 1.00

01:47:40.000 Whoa. 1.00

01:47:40.000 Of course they did. 1.00

01:47:41.000 And then they change gender. 0.97

01:47:42.000 The male coddlefish are the little sneaky, like, male feminist coddlefish. 0.94

01:47:47.000 There's two. 0.95

01:47:47.000 There's the alphas... 0.95

01:47:48.000 And then the ones who pass is female and gets them on the side. 1.00

01:47:52.000 Yeah, little male feminists. 1.00

01:47:54.000 Yes. 0.95

01:47:54.000 They sneak in. 0.95

01:47:55.000 Yes.

01:47:55.000 They sneak into the women's room.

01:47:57.000 Yeah, it's like Matt Iglesias.

01:47:58.000 Yeah. 0.89

01:48:00.000 He's one of these shitlibs on the internet who's like, oh, Biden's not really dementia. 0.96

01:48:03.000 It's just the footage. 0.98

01:48:04.000 It's like, okay, buddy.

01:48:06.000 Shitlibs are awesome. 1.00

01:48:07.000 Are they?

01:48:08.000 Yeah, they're fun.

01:48:09.000 You should only take their opinion if you can go up a giant hill with them.

01:48:12.000 Why, push them off?

01:48:13.000 No, see, when you get tired and when you quit.

01:48:15.000 Oh, yeah.

01:48:17.000 How much is your opinion worthwhile, or how much are you just a weak person? 0.67

01:48:22.000 Not just weak physically, weak of spirit.

01:48:24.000 A week of will.

01:48:26.000 It's about a hike.

01:48:28.000 That's the real toxic masculinity. 0.93

01:48:30.000 It's these types with the glasses and the bad hair line.

01:48:32.000 Oh, it's very toxic because it's the kind of masculinity that attacks stronger masculinity by default.

01:48:38.000 There's no objective analysis of anything that's strong.

01:48:41.000 There's no acknowledgments of certain merits and there's no looking at any positive.

01:48:46.000 It's only negative.

01:48:48.000 Yes.

01:48:48.000 It's negative.

01:48:49.000 Which gives rise to guys like Andrew Tate.

01:48:52.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:48:53.000 They're like, fuck you! 1.00

01:48:54.000 They just stick it in your face. 1.00

01:48:55.000 Suck my dick. 1.00

01:48:56.000 Well, this was a lot of the reasons people voted for Trump. 1.00

01:48:58.000 It was just like, oh, I can't vote for him? 1.00

01:48:59.000 Well, fuck you, I am. 1.00

01:49:00.000 Now what? 1.00

01:49:00.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:49:01.000 And what?

01:49:02.000 This is the fear that people have of a lot of this, you know, overreach that the government has in schools and all these different things.

01:49:11.000 It's going to give rise to, like, a very hardcore conservative uprising.

01:49:15.000 I would call it right-wing, not conservative.

01:49:17.000 Yeah.

01:49:17.000 It's not conservative at all.

01:49:19.000 Right-wing.

01:49:19.000 Yeah, a radical right-wing.

01:49:20.000 Right.

01:49:21.000 That that's the fear, is that things always go like that.

01:49:23.000 If you go so far left, things are going to go so far right to overcorrect.

01:49:27.000 There's going to be a movement.

01:49:28.000 We've known this since time immemorial.

01:49:31.000 If you tell kids you're not allowed to smoke, it's like, oh, now I get to smoke and be a badass.

01:49:35.000 Or you can't have a drink, I get to drink and be a badass.

01:49:37.000 You tell them you can't have these ideas, they're like, oh yeah, watch me.

01:49:40.000 Now what?

01:49:41.000 Right, exactly.

01:49:42.000 And it's radicalizing a lot of young people, which I think is wonderful, frankly. 0.99

01:49:46.000 Well, it's fascinating because out of rebellion comes some of the coolest shit sometimes. 0.92

01:49:51.000 You know, out of rebellion comes some of the coolest ideas, the coolest music. 0.93

01:49:54.000 Real rebellion.

01:49:55.000 Yes.

01:49:56.000 Resonates with you.

01:49:58.000 It's just sad when you watch those dudes who used to be rebels. 0.99

01:50:01.000 They get old and then they just fucking become conformists. 0.99

01:50:05.000 And tell you to go get vaccinated. 1.00

01:50:06.000 Yeah, those guys.

01:50:06.000 Yeah.

01:50:07.000 So sad.

01:50:08.000 Real punk is going to do what Pfizer says.

01:50:10.000 So sad.

01:50:11.000 When you get old, though, you get scared.

01:50:13.000 All these kids are going to catch that disease and I'm going to die.

01:50:15.000 You know who the worst one of this is?

01:50:17.000 Who?

01:50:18.000 Stern.

01:50:20.000 I don't know anyone who's fallen as hard as Howard Stern.

01:50:25.000 He was like my guy.

01:50:26.000 He believes all those things he's saying, which is crazy.

01:50:28.000 You think so?

01:50:29.000 Yeah, he believes all the vaccine stuff.

01:50:31.000 Oh, that he believes.

01:50:33.000 He believes all those things. 1.00

01:50:34.000 That you're a fool to not do it. 1.00

01:50:35.000 You shouldn't be a part of society. 1.00

01:50:37.000 It's unfortunate.

01:50:38.000 Because it's like, I don't know who he's talking to or what conversations he has or what he knows.

01:50:43.000 And I'm not saying that I'm an expert in any way, shape, or form.

01:50:46.000 But I was very lucky that I had access to a lot of people.

01:50:50.000 So you're no Sanjay Gupta.

01:50:51.000 I'm no Sanjay Gupta.

01:50:53.000 I had access to a lot of people that explained things to me in a way that I'm like, oh.

01:50:57.000 Oh, I thought, nope.

01:50:59.000 Oh.

01:50:59.000 So how do they get that information?

01:51:01.000 That what?

01:51:02.000 Yeah.

01:51:02.000 That's the rules?

01:51:03.000 And the more you know about that stuff, the more you're going to question these things.

01:51:07.000 Everything in our society, if there's a narrative, I guarantee you someone's making money off that narrative, whether it's green energy or whether it's pro-vaccine or whatever it is, It's a money thing.

01:51:18.000 It's not a public health thing.

01:51:20.000 They're not really concerned about climate change. 0.98

01:51:23.000 They want to make sure that you're concerned about climate change so you vote and so that they can get these fucking things through and they can get more and more control over you. 0.97

01:51:31.000 I had Dr. Drew on my show and a big moment for him because he's not a Jill Biden doctor. 0.98

01:51:37.000 He's a real doctor.

01:51:38.000 When COVID was hitting, he was asking very basic medical questions because there was this instant certainty.

01:51:44.000 And randos were yelling at him on Twitter, and he's like, I went to medical school. 0.53

01:51:49.000 I'm not a tinfoil hat jackass.

01:51:51.000 I'm like, this is just basic medical 101 stuff.

01:51:54.000 And I'm not even saying they're wrong.

01:51:56.000 I'm saying, how did you get to this conclusion?

01:51:58.000 Are we certain this is the best approach?

01:52:01.000 And the blowback—people already forgot how insane that blowback was and how censorious the regime was in terms of even just—and here's the thing.

01:52:11.000 If there's an emergency, like let's suppose there's an asteroid hitting the Earth.

01:52:14.000 Let's brainstorm.

01:52:15.000 Yeah.

01:52:35.000 The whole thing was very strange.

01:52:37.000 It must have been surreal for you, being one of the targets.

01:52:41.000 Oh yeah, it was very weird.

01:52:42.000 But it was also so weird, because the thing that they were targeting me on... 0.99

01:52:47.000 Was so dumb. 1.00

01:52:48.000 It was so dumb. 1.00

01:52:49.000 I listed a list of things. 0.99

01:52:52.000 We all watched it.

01:52:53.000 And they all went after this one thing.

01:52:55.000 I'm like, boy, that seems odd.

01:52:56.000 Here's the way they went.

01:52:57.000 You remember how they went after it.

01:52:58.000 They went after it as if Joe Rogan goes to Petco, right?

01:53:01.000 And you wore like a Dave Smith disguise so no one recognized you.

01:53:05.000 And you grabbed the horse pace and you just injected yourself.

01:53:09.000 Injected it is hilarious, too.

01:53:10.000 But that's kind of like what the impression was, where it's like, worst case scenario, your quack doctor told you to do this, right?

01:53:17.000 Worst case scenario.

01:53:18.000 But what's really crazy is that they did it with that particular drug.

01:53:22.000 Knowing the history of that drug, the fact that the guy won a Nobel Prize on it for humans, knowing the fact that it had been given to billions, billions of prescriptions had been filled.

01:53:29.000 And here's the thing.

01:53:30.000 If they cared about being honest and saving lives, there would have been consequences.

01:53:36.000 And there were no consequences for any of these people other than you clowning Sandra Gupta in this chair.

01:53:41.000 Well, there also should be an understanding of why a person got through it easy and why some people don't.

01:53:48.000 Right?

01:53:48.000 Yeah.

01:53:48.000 Because I'm not that young.

01:53:50.000 I gotta ask you.

01:53:51.000 I gotta ask you.

01:53:51.000 I gotta ask.

01:53:52.000 Okay.

01:53:52.000 Let's get our tinfoil, more tinfoil hats.

01:53:54.000 Do you think Biden really had COVID last week, two weeks ago?

01:53:58.000 It made him grow.

01:54:00.000 If you get it when you're 81, you grow.

01:54:02.000 It's called Grovid.

01:54:03.000 What? 1.00

01:54:07.000 Maybe we should get some of that shit. 1.00

01:54:08.000 I wish. 1.00

01:54:09.000 I know we could use it.

01:54:10.000 I don't know what to believe anymore.

01:54:14.000 It's so hard.

01:54:15.000 When you saw the letter that was written, it didn't have the presidential seal on it.

01:54:20.000 Right.

01:54:20.000 And it wasn't his signature.

01:54:21.000 No.

01:54:22.000 So there's that, and then there's no video of him saying that until far later?

01:54:27.000 Why would they even test him for it?

01:54:28.000 Like, if he had symptoms, you would think it's the flu.

01:54:31.000 Let's treat him like the flu.

01:54:32.000 It's a good thing to say.

01:54:34.000 Say he's got COVID. Like, oh, well, shut it down.

01:54:35.000 But he wasn't wearing a mask.

01:54:36.000 Shut it down! 1.00

01:54:37.000 And this idea of COVID where you can't go on screen?

01:54:40.000 Shut it down! 1.00

01:54:41.000 He's got the COVID! He's gonna give it to you through the screen.

01:54:44.000 Well, also, it's like...

01:54:45.000 If you're 81 and you get COVID, it's not looking so good for you.

01:54:50.000 Like, I don't care if you're the president or somebody else.

01:54:51.000 Like, it's a bad scene.

01:54:53.000 I read something again.

01:54:55.000 Read it.

01:54:56.000 Might not be real.

01:54:57.000 But they had given him 10 doses of Paxlovid.

01:55:00.000 And then one of my friends who's a doctor was like, that is way more than you're supposed to give someone.

01:55:05.000 Like, why would they give him that?

01:55:06.000 Find out if that's true.

01:55:07.000 Because that might have just been some...

01:55:08.000 Here's the thing. 1.00

01:55:10.000 We're dealing with so much misinformation, so many trolls, so much bullshit. 0.99

01:55:16.000 It's so hard. 1.00

01:55:17.000 Sixth dose of Paxlovid on Saturday.

01:55:20.000 And according to his doctor, he's improving steadily.

01:55:23.000 Biden, 81, tested positive for COVID-19 while campaigning in Las Vegas on Wednesday.

01:55:28.000 He self-isolated his home in Delaware by receiving the oral antiviral pill.

01:55:32.000 How many are you supposed to take of those?

01:55:35.000 Six doses?

01:55:36.000 That seems like a lot.

01:55:37.000 What is the side effects of Paxlovin?

01:55:39.000 Does it have any side effects? 1.00

01:55:41.000 It turns your wife into a selfish, silly, entitled cunt. 1.00

01:55:45.000 Only according to your son. 1.00

01:55:46.000 The rest of it, my favorite video was when after the debate, you answered all the questions!

01:55:53.000 I know.

01:55:53.000 You did great, Joe!

01:55:55.000 He's just standing there.

01:55:56.000 He's gone.

01:55:57.000 We've all seen a guy like that.

01:55:59.000 If you live long enough and you have grandparents or you have friends' grandparents, you're going to see someone like that.

01:56:05.000 This is the end.

01:56:06.000 And when she's talking to him, and she's got power for the first time.

01:56:10.000 Yes, that's what I was saying.

01:56:11.000 She's doing talking at speeches and stuff.

01:56:14.000 She's up there talking.

01:56:14.000 It was like misery.

01:56:17.000 She was Kathy Bates.

01:56:18.000 Oh my god.

01:56:19.000 She's like, I've got you in my house.

01:56:20.000 You're staying here.

01:56:22.000 Here's the other thing that's funny. 0.98

01:56:23.000 How badly do you have to fuck up a debate to lose your house and your job? 0.98

01:56:27.000 Like, that is, I think, historically unprecedented. 0.99

01:56:30.000 How did he lose his house?

01:56:31.000 He's getting kicked out of the White House.

01:56:32.000 Oh.

01:56:33.000 Yeah.

01:56:34.000 Well, he's still allowed to be there to the end, right?

01:56:36.000 Yeah, but- Allegedly.

01:56:37.000 This tall guy.

01:56:38.000 They're not renewing the lease.

01:56:40.000 Once he got taller, I think he's going to change things.

01:56:42.000 Yeah?

01:56:42.000 Yeah, because on these new drugs, he's going to say, listen, guys, give me another chance at this.

01:56:47.000 This stuff that made me grow six inches, like, I fucking got it, man.

01:56:51.000 Not only do I got it, I think I'm better than I've ever been before. 0.97

01:56:54.000 You know, I sent away for this drug that would grow me by six inches, and it was a fraud.

01:56:58.000 I'm still at four.

01:56:59.000 Well, you can get those things done where they break your leg and stretch you out.

01:57:03.000 There was a guy called, what was his name?

01:57:05.000 He deleted his Instagram.

01:57:06.000 He was like this power lifter.

01:57:08.000 Oh, I saw that guy.

01:57:09.000 Did he delete it?

01:57:10.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:57:10.000 Probably got tired of people shitting on him. 0.99

01:57:12.000 Yeah, it was... 0.99

01:57:13.000 He was a giant guy already.

01:57:14.000 Yeah, he was like, what, 280?

01:57:16.000 6'2"?

01:57:17.000 Yeah, and he wanted to be 6'8".

01:57:18.000 And he thought he was small.

01:57:19.000 So he got his legs...

01:57:20.000 That's by dysmorphia.

01:57:21.000 And he was away from his family for like a year.

01:57:23.000 Oh my God.

01:57:23.000 Got my knees done.

01:57:24.000 Was that his handle, I think?

01:57:25.000 Yes, yes, yes, yes.

01:57:27.000 Yeah, that's crazy.

01:57:28.000 There's a lot of people that have done that.

01:57:29.000 They've got their legs and even their arms.

01:57:32.000 They've got their arms lengthened.

01:57:33.000 Well, if you're going to get the legs, otherwise you look like a penguin, right?

01:57:36.000 You look weird.

01:57:36.000 Unless you were a dude with like crazy long arms to begin with.

01:57:39.000 Isn't it the thing where you can't ever walk, you can't run anymore?

01:57:43.000 No, we thought that too, but you can.

01:57:45.000 There was a guy that Jamie found that got it done.

01:57:47.000 Okay.

01:57:48.000 And he shows the difference and then you see him sprinting.

01:57:50.000 And that man's name is Joe Biden.

01:57:53.000 It's so quick.

01:57:54.000 He grew six inches in a week.

01:57:56.000 This new one they have is just way better.

01:57:58.000 It's just a pill.

01:57:59.000 It's Pax Lovitz.

01:58:02.000 Six toes to six inches.

01:58:04.000 Imagine if it cures COVID, but you grow an inch.

01:58:06.000 Guys would be like, oh, I got COVID. The Joe Rogan Experience sponsor of Max Love It.

01:58:11.000 It'll get you taller.

01:58:12.000 Forget that horse face. 0.99

01:58:13.000 At the end of the fucking five seasons from now, my head's scraping on the ceiling. 1.00

01:58:17.000 I become a freak. 0.99

01:58:18.000 Like that guy, that famous guy from the, you know that guy from the 1970s?

01:58:23.000 It was like a beautiful, handsome man.

01:58:25.000 And then he kept injecting stuff into his face.

01:58:28.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:58:29.000 Hold on.

01:58:29.000 I'll send it.

01:58:29.000 Because I sent it to Tom Segura.

01:58:31.000 Me and Tom Segura send each other the most horrific shit that we can find. 1.00

01:58:35.000 I get boomer memes from you. 1.00

01:58:36.000 Yeah.

01:58:37.000 Those are fun.

01:58:38.000 They are fun.

01:58:38.000 Boomer memes are fun.

01:58:39.000 I'm sitting here like Joe Rogan's just texting me a boomer meme.

01:58:42.000 It's so fun.

01:58:43.000 If I can get a smile on Michael Malice's face.

01:58:45.000 It works.

01:58:45.000 I'm serious.

01:58:46.000 I got to find this dude. 1.00

01:58:47.000 I send Tommy so much shit. 1.00

01:58:49.000 We send each other so much shit. 1.00

01:58:50.000 Our feed is just a gross disaster. 1.00

01:58:55.000 Oh, this is the old Tom Scott.

01:58:56.000 Hold on.

01:58:57.000 He's got a new phone number.

01:58:58.000 The one of the best texts I ever got, I got a text from Rosanna.

01:59:02.000 She said, W2F with two question marks.

01:59:04.000 And I thought, okay, she's a boomer. 1.00

01:59:05.000 She sees something on her screen.

01:59:06.000 She thinks I can see it, too.

01:59:08.000 And I'm like, what do you mean?

01:59:08.000 She goes, you don't call me.

01:59:10.000 Like, what's going on with you?

01:59:11.000 I'm worried.

01:59:11.000 It was so sweet.

01:59:12.000 All right, here it is, Jamie.

01:59:13.000 I want to send it to you. 0.99

01:59:17.000 I don't know what the fuck this guy was doing. 0.98

01:59:19.000 I guess this is all... 0.99

01:59:23.000 Why is this not...

01:59:25.000 There we go.

01:59:27.000 I just had a Jamie.

01:59:29.000 So, this is what he...

01:59:30.000 Well, I want you to see the whole thing.

01:59:32.000 Okay.

01:59:32.000 Because it starts out in 1969. He's a gorgeous man.

01:59:36.000 Like, beautiful, handsome man.

01:59:37.000 And then, over time, homeboy goes crazy.

01:59:41.000 Go full screen so he can see, like...

01:59:43.000 Oh.

01:59:45.000 So, 1980s, beautiful, handsome man.

01:59:47.000 Now it starts getting a little weird in 88. But I think that's just age.

01:59:51.000 That's 91. That's just age.

01:59:53.000 Yeah.

01:59:53.000 Just age.

01:59:55.000 Now.

01:59:56.000 Things start getting weird.

01:59:57.000 Oh, no.

01:59:57.000 This is the beginning.

01:59:59.000 Oh, I know this guy.

01:59:59.000 2004. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:00:01.000 Now it gets crazy.

02:00:01.000 Look at the chin.

02:00:02.000 Something's going nutty.

02:00:03.000 Now the cheeks... 1.00

02:00:05.000 He's trying to avoid the wrinkles, so he's turning his face into a fucking balloon. 0.99

02:00:09.000 And I guess it's just body dysmorphia. 0.99

02:00:11.000 Now 2010. But it gets real crazy.

02:00:15.000 Now he's done his lips.

02:00:16.000 2013, it starts getting real crazy.

02:00:19.000 Look at that.

02:00:20.000 2015. I mean, now it's just nuts.

02:00:22.000 Now it looks like you got attacked by a swarm of bees.

02:00:25.000 That's gotta be a wig or something. 1.00

02:00:26.000 Something.

02:00:26.000 Look at that.

02:00:27.000 I mean, Jesus Christ.

02:00:29.000 And it gets worse.

02:00:30.000 So the head keeps getting bigger.

02:00:32.000 Look at 2019. I mean, that's just absolutely insane.

02:00:35.000 Now, look at it.

02:00:36.000 Now, if that guy just let himself age, he would just be an old, good-looking guy. 0.86

02:00:43.000 But instead, he went nutty.

02:00:45.000 Because that's body dysmorphia, where people can't see what they look like.

02:00:48.000 Yeah, I had body dysmorphia.

02:00:50.000 Not facially, but body, and it's gone away.

02:00:53.000 You know what stopped it?

02:00:54.000 I'm not even kidding.

02:00:55.000 I've talked to you about this a little bit.

02:00:57.000 A few things did it, but this was like the moment where I was like, okay, this is done.

02:01:02.000 I was at Gold's, and there was a young dude there, early 20s, I'd say, who had striated delts.

02:01:08.000 And I was like, wow, that's so cool.

02:01:10.000 And then my brain said to myself, I swear to God this way, I go, you were just at the Tesla factory at two in the morning with Joe Rogan, Elon Musk, and Jordan Peterson. 0.97

02:01:22.000 And you go tell that kid that you think you're jealous of his striated delts, and he will look at you like you're a crazy person. 1.00

02:01:28.000 And that was when it clicked like, holy shit, this is fucking insane. 1.00

02:01:31.000 No one cares about your fucking striated delts. 1.00

02:01:34.000 Except your girlfriend. 1.00

02:01:35.000 No, they don't care.

02:01:36.000 You don't think so? 0.99

02:01:36.000 They don't fucking care, no. 0.99

02:01:38.000 They think it's gross. 1.00

02:01:39.000 Really?

02:01:39.000 Yes.

02:01:39.000 Which girls are you banging?

02:01:42.000 They don't like that bodybuilder build at all.

02:01:45.000 What do they like?

02:01:46.000 When we were at...

02:01:46.000 Chris Helmsworth?

02:01:48.000 When we were...

02:01:49.000 Thin layer of fat over...

02:01:50.000 Do you know what else it was?

02:01:51.000 When we were at the mothership opening night, this guy came in, and I've met him since, I don't remember his name.

02:01:57.000 He was a bodybuilder, like in his 50s.

02:01:59.000 The chillest dude.

02:02:01.000 Really nice, very friendly, no attitude.

02:02:03.000 I'm sure you know who I'm talking about.

02:02:04.000 Again, I don't remember his name.

02:02:05.000 His name is Chris, maybe?

02:02:07.000 Immediately, everyone in the room is like this guy's outgroup, outsider.

02:02:11.000 It wasn't like this guy's cool.

02:02:12.000 It was like he's not one of us. 0.77

02:02:14.000 And I saw the energy change, and I'm like, holy shit, if this was something people thought was awesome, everyone would be treating him very differently.

02:02:21.000 Well, it depends on the group that you're in, right? 0.89

02:02:23.000 Of course it depends on the group, but this was—the normal people don't— They look at that as freakish, not as admirable.

02:02:30.000 Like when girls have those huge implants, at a certain point, it's not hot. 1.00

02:02:34.000 It's just like there's something wrong with you. 0.82

02:02:36.000 Right, you went crazy. 0.99

02:02:37.000 You went crazy.

02:02:38.000 Yeah, and that's what happened to that guy's face. 0.99

02:02:39.000 You went crazy.

02:02:40.000 But isn't it interesting that there's something wrong with us where we can't see what we really look like?

02:02:47.000 Perspective is very difficult to acquire.

02:02:50.000 When you're in the middle of that mental illness. 0.99

02:02:53.000 When you realize, like, holy shit, my brain is lying to itself, it's very scary. 0.98

02:02:56.000 Oh, it must be when you look in the mirror and you see your face, you're like, oh my god. 0.99

02:03:00.000 Oh, him?

02:03:00.000 I don't know.

02:03:01.000 What does he see?

02:03:02.000 Who knows, man?

02:03:03.000 And I think once you've got to that point, like, what are you going to do?

02:03:06.000 Are you going to get it removed?

02:03:07.000 Well, then it becomes your thing, right?

02:03:09.000 Well, I don't know.

02:03:09.000 You're that guy.

02:03:10.000 Oh, god damn. 1.00

02:03:12.000 Because I could have just got a face left, buddy. 0.99

02:03:15.000 Yeah.

02:03:16.000 What's her name?

02:03:17.000 They're twins, so you were seeing maybe both of them during that.

02:03:21.000 Oh, yeah.

02:03:21.000 Well, they both do it.

02:03:22.000 They both have the same thing.

02:03:23.000 They both have the same issue.

02:03:25.000 What about Matt Gaetz?

02:03:27.000 Who's Matt Gaetz?

02:03:28.000 The congressman.

02:03:28.000 Oh, yeah, he did his eyebrows.

02:03:30.000 Not just.

02:03:30.000 He got something with the cheek, too.

02:03:32.000 Oh, did he?

02:03:32.000 Whoopsies.

02:03:33.000 Yeah, you can't do that if you're a public person and all of a sudden your eyebrows are like a 45-year-old housewife.

02:03:41.000 Yeah, he looked like a real housewife. 0.99

02:03:43.000 Yeah, like Miami.

02:03:44.000 Yeah.

02:03:45.000 He's got a frozen forehead.

02:03:46.000 No, but the cheek implants and...

02:03:49.000 Oh, and fillers.

02:03:50.000 Yeah, fillers.

02:03:51.000 It was implants or fillers.

02:03:51.000 It was something nuts.

02:03:53.000 Isn't that crazy, too, that for a politician, like, your wrinkles and the weathered look on your face is actually good for your career.

02:04:00.000 No, it isn't.

02:04:01.000 You don't think so?

02:04:02.000 No.

02:04:02.000 Oh, I think so.

02:04:03.000 I think if you look at a guy like RFK, the voice is a problem.

02:04:07.000 But the way he looks, the fact that he's this intelligent, worldly guy that's seen a lot, had a lot of life.

02:04:15.000 You don't want a smooth-faced dude.

02:04:17.000 Yeah, that's crazy.

02:04:19.000 That is literally crazy.

02:04:20.000 That's cheekbone stuff, come on.

02:04:22.000 And the nose, too.

02:04:23.000 Well, it's tough to tell because it's a different angle.

02:04:26.000 That's not a natural nose, and I should know.

02:04:30.000 You might be right.

02:04:34.000 Wow.

02:04:35.000 But the forehead and the eyebrows are crazy.

02:04:38.000 Okay, maybe the nose is natural from that angle.

02:04:40.000 I could be wrong.

02:04:40.000 But that is a crazy look.

02:04:42.000 That's a crazy look.

02:04:43.000 But the thing is, he used to be the chubby kid. 0.99

02:04:47.000 So I'm sure in his head, he's still always going to be that chubby slob kid. 1.00

02:04:52.000 Even though, like, Matt, you looked fine before. 0.97

02:04:54.000 Yeah.

02:04:55.000 But it's, again, with these Biden bills, it wasn't going to get bigger.

02:04:58.000 They're never happy with, like, dude, you hit 240. You're just like, you're fine.

02:05:02.000 You know how we could save society?

02:05:04.000 By electing Kamala Harris as president.

02:05:07.000 Yes.

02:05:07.000 And then have a reality show where all the congresspeople have cameras that follow them and get to know the real them.

02:05:13.000 Oh, God.

02:05:14.000 Well, that's called Veep.

02:05:15.000 See them in their house.

02:05:17.000 Right.

02:05:17.000 Except that's not a reality show.

02:05:19.000 Julia Louis-Dreyfus blocked me because she was saying, go out and vote. 0.98

02:05:22.000 And I go, you won five Emmys for showing that politicians are all sociopaths. 0.89

02:05:26.000 Blocked.

02:05:27.000 She blocked?

02:05:28.000 Yeah, but I don't blame her, but it's true. 0.99

02:05:30.000 It is true.

02:05:31.000 But you don't blame her that she blocked you?

02:05:33.000 I don't blame her.

02:05:34.000 Really?

02:05:34.000 I block people very liberally.

02:05:36.000 Do you?

02:05:37.000 Yeah, I don't hear it.

02:05:38.000 You just block people?

02:05:39.000 Yes, of course. 1.00

02:05:40.000 Fuck them. 1.00

02:05:41.000 Well, I'm not there to be annoyed. 1.00

02:05:43.000 Right.

02:05:44.000 They can disagree with me.

02:05:45.000 That's fine.

02:05:45.000 But if you're going to be playing gotcha games, I don't hear it.

02:05:48.000 Blocked.

02:05:49.000 Blocked.

02:05:50.000 That's Lex. 1.00

02:05:50.000 Lex is a blocking fool. 1.00

02:05:52.000 Lex? 1.00

02:05:54.000 He's worse than me.

02:05:55.000 All my people are like, can you get Lex to unblock me?

02:05:58.000 He just wants positive interactions only.

02:06:01.000 Which is fine.

02:06:02.000 But it's not the internet.

02:06:04.000 But I guess you could cultivate a place where you only have positive influences.

02:06:09.000 Or you could have negative in the sense of respectful.

02:06:12.000 Right.

02:06:12.000 Or negative in like...

02:06:13.000 Right.

02:06:14.000 Or like...

02:06:15.000 The thing is with the internet, whenever there's a question mark, it instantly becomes like an improv show.

02:06:21.000 And like as any improv show, it's just torture.

02:06:25.000 It's just like...

02:06:26.000 Like these are not funny. 1.00

02:06:27.000 Like everyone says the same stupid lines. 1.00

02:06:29.000 It's rough. 1.00

02:06:30.000 And don't get me started on the boomers. 0.71

02:06:32.000 My God.

02:06:32.000 What do you mean by a question mark?

02:06:34.000 Like if I say...

02:06:35.000 Is it just me or is it blah, blah, blah?

02:06:39.000 Why is my body at my age still making you farts?

02:06:44.000 And the things that they reply, some of them are going to be very funny because it's farts, but some of them are just going to be like, oh my god, just relax.

02:06:51.000 So I avoid question marks as much as possible.

02:06:53.000 Well, there's a lot of very angry people out there in the world. 0.99

02:06:56.000 Yeah, no shit. 0.99

02:06:57.000 And they love to express themselves in this very strange way on social media. 0.99

02:07:02.000 It's a strange way to interact with people.

02:07:04.000 And they love it.

02:07:05.000 I do. 1.00

02:07:06.000 Like, if I go to someone's feed and all their comments are just hostility, you suck, fuck you, you've got to block those people. 1.00

02:07:13.000 You don't want that energy around you. 1.00

02:07:15.000 Yeah, you don't want it.

02:07:15.000 And it's not...

02:07:16.000 I don't know how many of those people are even real people.

02:07:19.000 There's a few of those people...

02:07:20.000 I think there's a lot of real people like that.

02:07:21.000 Come on.

02:07:21.000 100%.

02:07:22.000 But there's also anytime there's a politically charged issue or a person who's engaging in politically charged issues like you do, you're going to have a bunch of bots that are attacking you and a bunch of bots on your page and a bunch of people that aren't real people.

02:07:38.000 There's a lot of them.

02:07:39.000 I'm sure you're aware.

02:07:40.000 I thought that that was nonsense and it's not. 0.98

02:07:44.000 And I've seen enough receipts that it's like, holy shit, this really is a thing. 0.95

02:07:47.000 Well, you know that FBI guy, the former FBI analyst who said that he estimated that somewhere in the neighborhood of 80% of all accounts on Twitter were bots? 0.96

02:07:55.000 80?

02:07:55.000 80. 8-0.

02:07:57.000 Holy crap.

02:07:58.000 Yeah, I don't know if he's right, but I know that they wouldn't supply Elon with the information necessary for him to find out whether or not it's more than five, which is what they were claiming. 0.86

02:08:08.000 They were claiming somewhere in the neighborhood.

02:08:10.000 But he said that they based that on like 100 accounts, like a random 100 accounts.

02:08:14.000 Oh, okay.

02:08:14.000 So that's due small of a sample size.

02:08:16.000 But 80 is still...

02:08:17.000 FBI agent confirms Elon Musk's claim of undercounting bot accounts on Twitter by conducting his own research.

02:08:23.000 So his estimation was 80%, I believe.

02:08:26.000 What does it say where it says it?

02:08:27.000 Yeah, right there.

02:08:28.000 Right at the top, Jamie.

02:08:29.000 Oh, here it goes.

02:08:30.000 When I consider the volume and velocity of automation we're seeing today, the sophistication of bots that a given set of incentives is likely to attract, and the relative lack of countermeasures I saw in my own research, I can only come to one conclusion.

02:08:44.000 All likelihood, more than 80% of Twitter accounts are actually bots.

02:08:48.000 This, of course, is my opinion.

02:08:50.000 But, I mean, there are bots where, like, if you reply something, all the replies will be like, oh, check out Bitcoin, blah, blah, blah.

02:08:56.000 Sure.

02:08:57.000 But then there's also those more sophisticated bots.

02:08:59.000 Yes.

02:09:00.000 Where, like, if you're going to go after Trump or go after Biden, they're going to swarm you and be like, actually, blah, blah, blah, blah.

02:09:04.000 Yeah, 100%.

02:09:04.000 And I bet all the candidates use them.

02:09:07.000 I mean, I bet it's legal right now.

02:09:10.000 I mean, I don't know.

02:09:11.000 I mean, it was essentially propaganda, right?

02:09:13.000 But they have bots made out of meat. 0.58

02:09:15.000 You have people like Brooklyn Dad and Harry Sisson.

02:09:18.000 They're bots.

02:09:18.000 Right, essentially.

02:09:19.000 What's that girl, JoJo, whatever her name is?

02:09:21.000 So how does that work?

02:09:22.000 Are those people paid?

02:09:22.000 Yes.

02:09:23.000 Who pays them? 0.96

02:09:24.000 They see the DNC or the campaigns.

02:09:25.000 We have the receipts for these people.

02:09:27.000 By the way, it's not at all just the Democrats.

02:09:30.000 There's Republican operatives as well.

02:09:31.000 Let's make that very clear.

02:09:32.000 Oh, 100%.

02:09:32.000 I have a friend who has a Republican Instagram page, and he reached out to me to tell me that people were contacting him.

02:09:39.000 Asking him to do videos and that if he did those videos, they'd pay him money.

02:09:43.000 It's like thousands of dollars.

02:09:44.000 I want that.

02:09:45.000 Like, give me that goo.

02:09:46.000 You can get that goo.

02:09:47.000 I'm for sale.

02:09:48.000 Oh, good.

02:09:49.000 Yes.

02:09:49.000 That's good to know because I've been talking to some people and I was going to breach this with you, but I'm glad you brought it up on your own.

02:09:53.000 Perfect.

02:09:54.000 Well, how much do you charge to lie?

02:09:57.000 Oh, lying I do for free.

02:09:59.000 It costs money for you to tell the truth.

02:10:00.000 For free?

02:10:03.000 But propaganda, if you want to be a bot.

02:10:05.000 Like, who would you be a bot for?

02:10:06.000 The Libertarians?

02:10:08.000 No?

02:10:09.000 Anarchy?

02:10:10.000 Who would I be a bot for?

02:10:11.000 You know who I'd be a bot for?

02:10:12.000 Who?

02:10:15.000 Betterman.

02:10:15.000 I kind of like him.

02:10:16.000 I love him.

02:10:17.000 I like him now.

02:10:18.000 I used to think, why doesn't that guy...

02:10:20.000 I donated to his campaign.

02:10:21.000 I used to think, why does that guy put a suit on?

02:10:22.000 Then I realized, why don't I put a suit on?

02:10:24.000 Exactly.

02:10:24.000 You know?

02:10:25.000 I have this fucking huge podcast and I wear hoodies. 0.99

02:10:27.000 He wears hoodies. 0.98

02:10:28.000 His whole point is...

02:10:29.000 He's my people.

02:10:30.000 I shouldn't be taken seriously just because I'm a senator.

02:10:32.000 And I got to tell you, for me to say something positive to a politician takes a lot.

02:10:35.000 The barrier's so low.

02:10:36.000 For someone to go on public record and talk about his mental health problems, that could help a lot of people.

02:10:43.000 And I thought it was very commendable of him to do that.

02:10:45.000 Also, watching him bounce back from his stroke.

02:10:47.000 I know.

02:10:48.000 I thought the dude was toast.

02:10:49.000 Yes, we all did.

02:10:50.000 Right?

02:10:50.000 Because when you stumble with words that bad, you struggle with thinking that bad, but it was just post-stroke.

02:10:55.000 But then, here we are.

02:10:56.000 What is it like?

02:10:57.000 At least...

02:10:58.000 Two years later?

02:10:59.000 Yeah.

02:10:59.000 Two years after?

02:11:00.000 2022, yeah.

02:11:01.000 Seems fine and reasonable.

02:11:03.000 And like saying a lot of stuff that he's like, I'm a progressive.

02:11:07.000 This is not what I stand for.

02:11:09.000 No, he said I'm not a progressive anymore.

02:11:10.000 Right.

02:11:11.000 He used to be.

02:11:12.000 And he used to be what a progressive, what he thought of a progressive.

02:11:14.000 Yeah, he was the first one to tell Menendez to resign.

02:11:17.000 And now Menendez is resigning from his own party.

02:11:19.000 So I love him.

02:11:20.000 By the way, Senator Fetterman, if you want to join with me and do a remake of Twins, I'm totally down.

02:11:25.000 Do you think that guy would ever run for president?

02:11:27.000 I hope so.

02:11:29.000 See, he's a reasonable, like, actual left-wing person.

02:11:33.000 He'd win in two seconds.

02:11:33.000 He's a moderate.

02:11:35.000 Right.

02:11:35.000 But would they ever let a guy like that even get close?

02:11:37.000 Like, would they Tulsi Gabbard him?

02:11:40.000 Well, Tulsi was only a congresswoman from Hawaii. 0.54

02:11:43.000 She didn't have a big base. 0.64

02:11:45.000 She wasn't a governor.

02:11:47.000 Right.

02:11:47.000 Bernie was her guy, and she ran against him at Elizabeth Warren, so they're splitting that base three ways.

02:11:53.000 I think he'd have a great shot, don't you?

02:11:55.000 I do.

02:11:56.000 I do now.

02:11:57.000 But getting past the primary would be tough, because the machine wouldn't like him, because he's not reliable.

02:12:01.000 Biden was reliable.

02:12:02.000 He's a party hack.

02:12:04.000 And he would do speeches with a hoodie on.

02:12:05.000 What?

02:12:06.000 Yeah.

02:12:06.000 Look at this guy.

02:12:08.000 This is outrageous.

02:12:09.000 Is it outrageous?

02:12:10.000 No.

02:12:10.000 His whole point is we work for you.

02:12:12.000 Yes.

02:12:12.000 No, no, he's very reasonable.

02:12:14.000 I'm shocked because I used to make fun of him.

02:12:16.000 I used to think, like, this is so crazy that this guy can't talk and he's going to run for governor and then he won.

02:12:21.000 I was like, oh, well, that's...

02:12:23.000 But he won against Dr. Oz.

02:12:24.000 Who's the worst?

02:12:25.000 Well, you know, the guy got brought up in front of Congress for making fake weight loss claims.

02:12:30.000 You don't go from supporting Jussie Smollett to being a Trump supporter.

02:12:33.000 Right. 1.00

02:12:34.000 You're a complete phony and a clown. 1.00

02:12:36.000 And what was even funnier was when Oprah came out and twisted the knife and endorsed Fetterman at the last minute. 1.00

02:12:40.000 Do you remember that?

02:12:41.000 Oh.

02:12:42.000 And he was her boy.

02:12:43.000 Oh, wow.

02:12:44.000 Interesting.

02:12:45.000 Oprah did that? 1.00

02:12:45.000 Oh, yes, she did. 1.00

02:12:47.000 Fetterman now, I wonder how many people that endorsed him back then will endorse him now that he's like outside of the...

02:12:53.000 I don't think he got many endorsements.

02:12:55.000 But I mean, how many people that were like okay with him are still, you know?

02:12:59.000 Because if he's speaking the way he's speaking and talking about these issues...

02:13:03.000 You know what could make it happen?

02:13:05.000 What? 0.91

02:13:06.000 If Trump wins again, there's going to be a lot of soul-searching in the Democratic Party about like, hey, where we lose track, that we're losing to who they perceive as this complete putz.

02:13:15.000 And that would be an opportunity for someone like Fetterman like it was for Clinton in 92 to be like, okay, I'm going to steer this party back to where middle America is and we could win on those terms.

02:13:26.000 If they were going to do that, wouldn't they have done that after Trump's first term and said they ran with Biden?

02:13:31.000 Well, they didn't do that for Trump's first term because, first of all, Hillary got millions more votes. 1.00

02:13:35.000 Second of all, they were too busy losing their minds to think strategically.

02:13:38.000 This would be a little different.

02:13:39.000 I mean, after.

02:13:40.000 But after they ran with Biden, there was plenty of young, enthusiastic people they could have ran with.

02:13:46.000 Yeah, but I think Biden, for them, you knew he was safe.

02:13:50.000 He's a safe democratic vote.

02:13:52.000 You know what he's going to say.

02:13:53.000 He's going to play the party game.

02:13:55.000 And he's kind of tried and tested.

02:13:57.000 He knows how Washington works.

02:13:59.000 It's kind of like one of those things where it's like, it's my term.

02:14:02.000 It's my time. 0.94

02:14:03.000 It's hard to hate him because he's just this sad old man in a basement. 0.79

02:14:07.000 It was a lot easier.

02:14:08.000 I don't think it would have been as easy to put over Klobuchar or Buttigieg.

02:14:13.000 They certainly don't want Sanders because he'd be a loose cannon.

02:14:16.000 Yeah, they didn't want Sanders at all costs.

02:14:18.000 But I don't believe Buttigieg would work either.

02:14:20.000 He says a lot of salad.

02:14:23.000 He's a kid.

02:14:24.000 You don't go from South Bend to...

02:14:26.000 First of all, here's another reason why I think she's in trouble, Officer Harris.

02:14:30.000 Buttigieg raised more money than her.

02:14:32.000 Yeah, but don't you think they're all just going to get behind her?

02:14:34.000 No, no, I do.

02:14:35.000 But my point is, if you, when you're running for president in 2020, can't raise as much money as a senator from California, as the mayor of South Bend, Indiana, your Rolodex is not good.

02:14:48.000 Right.

02:14:48.000 But that is just trying to get through the primaries.

02:14:51.000 Sure.

02:14:52.000 But they weaseled her in there. 1.00

02:14:53.000 Right.

02:14:54.000 Just shoehorned her right in. 0.50

02:14:55.000 Which was always the fear when Biden was elected president.

02:14:58.000 Like, hey, if anything happens to him, look...

02:15:00.000 I don't think it's a given that the people are going to write the checks for her that they would have done for him.

02:15:05.000 Is it said and done that she's going to be the candidate for president? 0.93

02:15:08.000 No.

02:15:09.000 It's not?

02:15:10.000 She has enough delegates, as of right now.

02:15:13.000 Harris raised $200 million.

02:15:15.000 Now, do you know how that works, though?

02:15:16.000 Here's what's interesting about that.

02:15:17.000 Do you know what astroturfing is?

02:15:20.000 Yes, of course.

02:15:21.000 Yeah.

02:15:21.000 So explain to people how they do that.

02:15:23.000 Well, there's different ways to do astroturfing.

02:15:25.000 One of the things they do is they attribute...

02:15:28.000 They attribute donations to people that didn't really donate them.

02:15:31.000 But it's not only that.

02:15:32.000 There's no question that a lot of these donors, thanks to James Carville, who's a Democratic strategist for many, many years, James Carville said, hold your donations if Biden's the nominee.

02:15:42.000 That's the only pressure you have.

02:15:43.000 And they did.

02:15:44.000 The donations trickled to a zero.

02:15:46.000 And that's one of the reasons Pelosi and the others freaked out.

02:15:49.000 Once they switch, they're ready to write those checks again.

02:15:51.000 The question is, it's July.

02:15:54.000 Are you going to be able to sustain this fundraising through November?

02:15:58.000 And I don't know that she will.

02:16:00.000 Really?

02:16:00.000 Because she didn't last time.

02:16:01.000 Okay.

02:16:02.000 One more thing.

02:16:03.000 There's no question that whoever is the nominee of either party is going to get a fuck ton of money.

02:16:08.000 That's not in dispute.

02:16:09.000 The question is, is she going to be as good as a Hillary, who had the Rolodex, the favors, it's my turn, she had Wall Street, she had Hong Kong. 1.00

02:16:19.000 She had Wall Street, she had Hollywood, she had DC, she had everybody.

02:16:24.000 Kamala Harris, no one likes her. 1.00

02:16:26.000 That's a big difference.

02:16:28.000 But then people don't like Trump either, so that's a big problem for him.

02:16:31.000 So how could it work that they would get rid of her?

02:16:34.000 How would that possibly happen?

02:16:36.000 You mean publicly or privately?

02:16:39.000 All of the above, because it seems like...

02:16:41.000 Well, privately, you'd have to be blackmailed.

02:16:41.000 You'd have to sit her down and be like, here's what's going to happen.

02:16:43.000 If you don't drop down yourself, then we're going to do X, Y, and Z. But she's already said she's wrong.

02:16:48.000 Yeah, but she could... 1.00

02:16:50.000 I mean, who knows what they got on her?

02:16:52.000 Did you not see the phone call she had with the Obamas?

02:16:54.000 It was amazing.

02:16:55.000 It was so candid.

02:16:56.000 It definitely wasn't planned at all.

02:16:58.000 Yeah.

02:16:59.000 They happened to have a camera on her while she got a phone call from the Obamas.

02:17:03.000 It was beautiful.

02:17:04.000 I am surprised how quickly they flipped the candidate.

02:17:09.000 Without any pretense of having some kind of competition.

02:17:12.000 Well, I think they were feeling like they couldn't win.

02:17:14.000 Right, but the point is I'm shocked that they went immediately with her as plan B. Because she is the one that is in the administration now, which means all the people that have jobs keep their jobs.

02:17:24.000 So they're all very motivated.

02:17:26.000 That's not what that means.

02:17:27.000 Doesn't?

02:17:27.000 No.

02:17:28.000 Well, she could get rid of some of them.

02:17:29.000 That's what happened when Lyndon Johnson took over, when George Bush took over for Reagan.

02:17:34.000 They clean house.

02:17:35.000 They bring in their own guys, of course.

02:17:36.000 You think she would do that? 0.90

02:17:37.000 Are you kidding?

02:17:38.000 She would make it look like a Benetton ad.

02:17:40.000 She's not... 0.99

02:17:42.000 She's the nominee from Netflix.

02:17:45.000 She's going to make it all DEI. Who could possibly take over? 1.00

02:17:50.000 How would they do that?

02:17:52.000 They would have had to have forced her not to declare, which would have been a very tough move.

02:17:58.000 Because if she's not the nominee now, here's my 4D chess.

02:18:02.000 Okay.

02:18:03.000 4D chess.

02:18:04.000 4D chess.

02:18:04.000 With Michael Mellon.

02:18:05.000 Biden is like, all right, we put her up.

02:18:08.000 We know she's going to lose.

02:18:10.000 She's not going to be governor of California. 0.99

02:18:12.000 She's not going to be senator.

02:18:13.000 Her career is done.

02:18:14.000 And that was his kind of legacy, getting rid of her once and for all.

02:18:18.000 Because otherwise, she's going to be the nominee or a very strong case for it in 2028. Right, but don't you think that if she runs in 2024, that's very likely, there's a possibility, like more than 50-50, that she wins?

02:18:29.000 I don't think it's more than 50-50.

02:18:31.000 Oh, interesting.

02:18:32.000 I do.

02:18:33.000 I don't think it's more than 50-50 at all.

02:18:34.000 I think there's so many people that are opposed to the idea of Trump.

02:18:37.000 That's true.

02:18:38.000 Quiet.

02:18:40.000 They're not like the Trump people are loud.

02:18:42.000 In support of Trump, they go to the rallies, they fill up stadiums, and so people in their head, they go, oh, he's more popular.

02:18:50.000 But the people that are not willing to vote for him, they're on the quiet tip, and they might talk amongst their friends, and they might talk at work, but they're not going to these rallies.

02:19:01.000 She didn't even make Iowa last time.

02:19:04.000 The last time.

02:19:05.000 So we got us three months of hurricane.

02:19:07.000 This is a woman who cracks herself up because she sees a school bus and goes, the wheels and the bus go around and around.

02:19:13.000 You know, you didn't just fall off a coconut tree.

02:19:16.000 Do you know that?

02:19:17.000 Yeah, her mom says that.

02:19:18.000 Kamala, you did not just fall off a coconut tree.

02:19:20.000 You exist in the context of...

02:19:22.000 Yeah.

02:19:23.000 So I think this is going to be...

02:19:26.000 And here's the other thing.

02:19:28.000 How is it you're going up for that debate...

02:19:30.000 And when Tulsi hits you with your record, you don't have a counterpunch ready.

02:19:34.000 That makes no sense.

02:19:36.000 She didn't have to.

02:19:37.000 She knew they were going to bury it.

02:19:38.000 But they didn't bury it.

02:19:40.000 It ruined her campaign.

02:19:41.000 It ruined her career.

02:19:42.000 It ruined her campaign.

02:19:43.000 I think at the time she thought they were going to bury it.

02:19:46.000 Well, yeah.

02:19:46.000 She thought they weren't going to bring it up.

02:19:48.000 I mean, there was a lot of people that were very high on her.

02:19:50.000 They thought she was going to be the one.

02:19:52.000 That's true.

02:19:53.000 Yeah.

02:19:53.000 And they were wrong.

02:19:54.000 But maybe they're right now.

02:19:55.000 But they thought that about Biden, too.

02:19:57.000 Remember?

02:19:58.000 Back in the day, we got busted for plagiarism in 88. He was never the guy.

02:20:02.000 But he was running for president in 1988. Sure.

02:20:05.000 I mean, Delaware.

02:20:06.000 But again, just like they took her out, they took him out.

02:20:10.000 Right.

02:20:10.000 And he came back and became president.

02:20:12.000 Yeah, like what, 20 years later?

02:20:15.000 No, 40 years later.

02:20:16.000 Yeah, but this time has accelerated.

02:20:17.000 Forty years is four years now.

02:20:19.000 Plus, she's got the experience, international experience, of being the vice president of the United States.

02:20:23.000 And never the border czar.

02:20:24.000 That never happened.

02:20:25.000 That never happened. 1.00

02:20:26.000 You're crazy. 0.96

02:20:27.000 Despite the fact that people say she was the border czar, newly appointed border czar. 0.97

02:20:30.000 No, the Republicans made that up and had a time machine.

02:20:32.000 It's a cheap fake.

02:20:34.000 Those are cheap fakes.

02:20:36.000 It's just such a wild time.

02:20:38.000 And most people don't even...

02:20:39.000 The average person that's going about their job and occasionally watching the news and occasionally paying attention to the news feed on their phone, they have no idea what's going on, how nutty it all is.

02:20:49.000 Yes, but until they do.

02:20:53.000 It's like gradually and then suddenly, like with the Biden debate. 0.76

02:20:56.000 If the corporate comedians had done, like Colbert and Jimmy Kimmel and all the other Jon Stewart's other bastard children had done their job and made fun of Biden for four years about being an old fart, that debate wouldn't have landed as hard as it did.

02:21:10.000 The fact that it was a complete 180 for what we were being told is what really did him in.

02:21:14.000 So the more they're trying to hype her up now, and of course she's the new nominee, she's the greatest thing that's ever happened, she's basically another Oprah.

02:21:20.000 Once she starts opening her mouth, and here's the thing I predict, she's notoriously difficult to work for. 1.00

02:21:27.000 The New York Times, the New York Post covered this at the time.

02:21:30.000 Wait until people who are trying to get her into the White House start leaking to the press. 1.00

02:21:34.000 And what a nightmare she is to work with.

02:21:36.000 That is going to undermine a lot of stuff for her, too.

02:21:39.000 She's not like Hillary. 0.87

02:21:42.000 Everyone's...

02:21:42.000 Linda...

02:21:43.000 What was her name?

02:21:43.000 Linda Bloodworth went to jail for Hillary.

02:21:45.000 People ride or die with her.

02:21:47.000 Kamala's a different story.

02:21:48.000 Well, she had a really high turnover of her staff, right?

02:21:51.000 90%.

02:21:52.000 That's great.

02:21:55.000 What's normal?

02:21:55.000 I don't know, but it's not 90 in like a year.

02:21:58.000 Oof.

02:22:00.000 Yeah.

02:22:01.000 It's not just that they left.

02:22:03.000 It's that they left and went to the press and be like, she doesn't do her homework and then she yells at me for not being prepared.

02:22:08.000 They went leaked.

02:22:10.000 People leave these offices all the time, but they don't leak.

02:22:12.000 But it's just so wild that the media is all behind her now.

02:22:15.000 Why is it wild?

02:22:16.000 Because it's interesting.

02:22:17.000 It's just wild to see.

02:22:19.000 The 180?

02:22:20.000 Yeah.

02:22:20.000 The shamelessness?

02:22:21.000 It's wild to see.

02:22:22.000 Yeah, but what's even wilder is seeing it through Twitter.

02:22:25.000 Yeah.

02:22:25.000 Because you see their 180 switch and then people are like, you guys were just saying something different two weeks ago.

02:22:29.000 Yeah.

02:22:30.000 It's hilarious.

02:22:31.000 Thank you, Elon, again.

02:22:32.000 Yeah.

02:22:32.000 Oh my God, thank you, Elon.

02:22:34.000 Because if it wasn't for him, first of all, he changes the watermark for all the other ones.

02:22:39.000 The things that all the other social media companies would have blocked you for, more stuff is slipping through the cracks now.

02:22:44.000 Right.

02:22:46.000 Less people are getting banned, I think, in these other social media networks because it highlights.

02:22:52.000 And in their defense, broadly speaking, what's the point of me banning this person if they're going to be in these other nine sites or even one other site?

02:23:00.000 It's not actually accomplishing the purpose.

02:23:01.000 It's just a waste of time.

02:23:02.000 And I'm alienating potential subscribers or users.

02:23:07.000 Yeah, it's wild, man.

02:23:09.000 It's a strange, strange time.

02:23:11.000 Again, it's like the Coliseum people.

02:23:12.000 But do you know what's even funnier?

02:23:14.000 Is that Blue-pilled people on the left have been told and believe that Trump is scared to debate her.

02:23:24.000 Yeah, that's funny.

02:23:25.000 They think this.

02:23:27.000 You really think they think that?

02:23:28.000 Yes.

02:23:28.000 No, they don't have thoughts, but that's what they say.

02:23:30.000 They think that because she's young.

02:23:32.000 No, because she's a prosecutor and she's tough. 0.99

02:23:35.000 Yeah, tough.

02:23:36.000 Hashtag girl boss. 0.84

02:23:37.000 Yeah. 0.98

02:23:38.000 And she's a prosecutor and he's a crook, so she's going to put him in his place and everyone will clap. 0.76

02:23:44.000 That's going to be interesting if they do debate. 0.96

02:23:47.000 They're going to do debate.

02:23:48.000 Several.

02:23:48.000 If he lives.

02:23:50.000 Yeah.

02:23:50.000 Do you think they're going to try to take him out again?

02:23:52.000 Yes.

02:23:52.000 Yeah, I do too.

02:23:54.000 Yes.

02:23:54.000 If they did that, this is not the only time they're going to do that.

02:23:57.000 And then, also, that one was so Lee Harvey Oswald.

02:24:02.000 It was so perfect lone gunman.

02:24:05.000 At a certain point, if you're that sloppy, you're in on it.

02:24:09.000 Someone had to at least know that he was under threat and done a piss poor job.

02:24:15.000 They didn't care. 0.91

02:24:15.000 I don't think that literally they worked with this Crooks kid at all. 0.91

02:24:19.000 You don't think so?

02:24:20.000 I don't think so.

02:24:21.000 What about the data that shows that someone near the FBI office in D.C. was visiting this kid?

02:24:27.000 Being on their radar screen is not the same as colluding with him.

02:24:30.000 Meeting with him.

02:24:31.000 Right.

02:24:32.000 I don't know that them checking him out is the same thing as he's working for.

02:24:36.000 Why would they check him out?

02:24:38.000 Who knows why?

02:24:39.000 There's lots of reasons to check somebody out.

02:24:41.000 Are you working for the government right now?

02:24:42.000 Yes, obviously.

02:24:43.000 Do you already get paid?

02:24:44.000 I'm Mossad, yeah.

02:24:45.000 I got paid my shuttles.

02:24:46.000 I didn't get Mossad.

02:24:47.000 Yes, you did.

02:24:48.000 I didn't.

02:24:48.000 No.

02:24:49.000 I gave you the briefcase.

02:24:50.000 I didn't open it.

02:24:51.000 I was scared.

02:24:53.000 Point being, I think they just didn't care.

02:24:57.000 Right.

02:24:58.000 And if it's your job to protect someone's life and you don't really care, at a certain point, something's going to happen.

02:25:05.000 The whole thing was very strange.

02:25:07.000 It's just very strange.

02:25:09.000 This kid's past and Blackwater commercial.

02:25:12.000 Yeah.

02:25:13.000 And also the idea that, again, the media is like, meh, whatever.

02:25:18.000 Yeah, it's fine.

02:25:20.000 Yeah.

02:25:20.000 Well, it's also the news cycle today.

02:25:22.000 It's so rapid.

02:25:24.000 It's like working on an assembly line.

02:25:26.000 Like, you don't have time to check parts. 0.99

02:25:27.000 You gotta put that fucker on, there's another one coming. 0.99

02:25:30.000 They were talking about the debate for weeks. 1.00

02:25:33.000 True.

02:25:34.000 And they were not talking about this like they were talking about the debate.

02:25:37.000 Do you think that they set him up, they knew that Biden was compromised, and they let him debate on purpose?

02:25:43.000 No.

02:25:43.000 Because they could have said no debate.

02:25:45.000 No, because I think, first of all, I think, again, he's fine in the State of the Union.

02:25:48.000 He probably has good days and bad days.

02:25:49.000 And even the bad days are probably exceptionally bad.

02:25:52.000 And I think he has his people.

02:25:55.000 I'm the president, Jill Biden.

02:25:57.000 Who's going to tell Jill no? 1.00

02:25:59.000 I think at a certain point you believe you're on bullshit, don't you? 1.00

02:26:01.000 Could be. 1.00

02:26:03.000 Yeah.

02:26:04.000 I always wonder because it was so early, though.

02:26:06.000 But in their head, we're going to put a nail in the Trump coffin once and for all. 1.00

02:26:10.000 The guys, Hitler and a liar and all this other nonsense that they believe. 0.99

02:26:14.000 So Joe's going to come out there. 0.97

02:26:16.000 He was, listen, look at his debate history.

02:26:19.000 Paul Ryan, who was no dummy, he was very good against him.

02:26:24.000 He was very good against Sarah Palin in 08. He was good against Trump in 2020. Like, they're just going to nuke him.

02:26:31.000 That's what they thought, I think.

02:26:33.000 Interesting.

02:26:33.000 I don't think so.

02:26:35.000 You think Jill set him up to fail?

02:26:37.000 No. 1.00

02:26:37.000 No, I think she's probably delusional like that guy with the shit in his face. 1.00

02:26:40.000 She's delusional. 1.00

02:26:41.000 She is.

02:26:41.000 Yes.

02:26:42.000 But I think the people behind the scenes knew exactly what was going to happen.

02:26:45.000 I don't think that was...

02:26:47.000 I think if they had a debate again, it's not 100% that it would be that bad again.

02:26:52.000 That's interesting.

02:26:54.000 Because, again, look at the State of the Union.

02:26:55.000 Sometimes he's bad, but not that bad.

02:26:57.000 But I think...

02:26:58.000 Right.

02:26:59.000 But the State of the Union was not live.

02:27:02.000 Yes, it was.

02:27:03.000 No.

02:27:03.000 No, did you see that they found out that it wasn't?

02:27:05.000 That they looked at his watch, and his watch is...

02:27:08.000 Wait, no.

02:27:09.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:27:11.000 Do State of the Union analysis, Biden's watch.

02:27:14.000 No way.

02:27:15.000 Yeah, someone zoomed in on his watch, and his watch was the wrong time.

02:27:21.000 How could that even be?

02:27:22.000 Well, it could be.

02:27:23.000 He's blind. 1.00

02:27:23.000 You can't see what time his fucking watch is. 1.00

02:27:25.000 But are all the networks on it? 0.99

02:27:27.000 I don't know what they knew.

02:27:29.000 How do you know what they knew?

02:27:30.000 You just, you get a feed.

02:27:33.000 You know?

02:27:33.000 I don't think all the Republicans would agree to it, too.

02:27:37.000 Who knows what they knew?

02:27:40.000 They're all there live while he's doing it?

02:27:42.000 Yeah.

02:27:43.000 You've got Mike Johnson behind you.

02:27:44.000 You've got all the audience crossing their hands when they don't like what you say.

02:27:47.000 It's got to be live.

02:27:49.000 Let's see.

02:27:50.000 I don't see anything.

02:27:51.000 State of the Union wasn't live.

02:27:53.000 I added watch. 1.00

02:27:54.000 It could be some troll shit. 1.00

02:27:55.000 They got me. 1.00

02:27:56.000 Yeah.

02:27:57.000 They could have got me.

02:27:57.000 Well, there was no Biden's watch show.

02:28:01.000 Look at Biden's watch, incorrect time, State of the Union.

02:28:04.000 He doesn't have a watch as a sundial.

02:28:05.000 The guy's 5,000 years old.

02:28:08.000 He's looking at the stars.

02:28:09.000 A little sextant.

02:28:10.000 That's not why he has that face.

02:28:15.000 No, President Biden's Oval Office dress wasn't pre-recorded.

02:28:18.000 A fake image with the wrong time floating around.

02:28:20.000 Yeah, there is a fake image. 1.00

02:28:21.000 They got me, these sons of bitches. 1.00

02:28:23.000 It's just amazing how much stuff is fake. 1.00

02:28:26.000 Floating around.

02:28:26.000 Say it again.

02:28:27.000 Put it up.

02:28:27.000 It's also not the State of the Union thing.

02:28:29.000 Yeah, it's not the State of the Union.

02:28:30.000 Wasn't?

02:28:30.000 No, that was just him talking after he hadn't been seen for a few days.

02:28:36.000 Well, that I believe could have been pre-recorded.

02:28:38.000 That wouldn't make a big deal one or another.

02:28:40.000 Like, if you're giving a talk and you have something to say, you can take eight takes.

02:28:43.000 Oh, so they used the wrong image from a different thing. 0.99

02:28:46.000 These cocksuckers. 0.96

02:28:48.000 It's just like that stuff.

02:28:50.000 Like who's doing that stuff and why are they doing that stuff?

02:28:53.000 Why are they having people talk about that and share inaccurate information?

02:28:56.000 I think it's to put everything into chaos so that you have no idea what's true or what's not true.

02:29:02.000 And then ultimately you don't know what to trust or what not to trust, which is a great way to get things through because then preposterous things can happen. 0.95

02:29:11.000 You're like, what fucking happened? 0.70

02:29:12.000 And then you could honestly say there's a lot of misinformation so we got to crack down on it. 0.99

02:29:16.000 Right.

02:29:17.000 And they could probably be putting up some of that misinformation themselves.

02:29:20.000 What they would do...

02:29:21.000 Some stuff that's easily provable.

02:29:22.000 What they would do in Eastern Germany, the Stasi, they would infiltrate like some group, right?

02:29:28.000 With a Stasi agent. 0.55

02:29:29.000 And that Stasi agent would be like, we should go with other government. 0.99

02:29:31.000 And everyone else would be like, you're crazy. 0.68

02:29:33.000 We don't want that.

02:29:34.000 And they had arrested for colluding with someone who wants to go with other government.

02:29:38.000 Oh my God.

02:29:39.000 He's part of your group.

02:29:40.000 Yeah.

02:29:40.000 Well, like the Gretchen Whitmer.

02:29:42.000 That one's nuts.

02:29:43.000 Yeah.

02:29:43.000 12 people were FBI agents out of the 14 that were going to kidnap her?

02:29:49.000 But they still act as if it really happened.

02:29:52.000 Oh, it's so nuts, man.

02:29:54.000 It's so nuts.

02:29:55.000 It even says there's pictures of his watch with the correct time on it that were taken inside the Oval Office. 0.97

02:30:00.000 Yeah, these cocksuckers, they got me. 1.00

02:30:01.000 But I also don't think why would that be a big deal if it was pre-recorded? 0.71

02:30:05.000 Do you know what I mean?

02:30:05.000 Well, the idea is that if he's pretending to be live but really can't be trusted because he's so gone that they can edit it this way.

02:30:13.000 I don't believe for a second he had a cold.

02:30:16.000 So you think they just pulled a coup, essentially?

02:30:20.000 I don't think the coup is because of COVID or the cold.

02:30:23.000 No, he couldn't win.

02:30:25.000 Why would I... Okay, one thing that I think everyone, most people would understand, is these politicians are power-hungry people, right?

02:30:33.000 Why would I, as president, step down when I do have still a decent shot of beating Trump again, and I beat him last time, got him out of the Oval Office?

02:30:40.000 Especially when Mises has a string.

02:30:43.000 Right.

02:30:44.000 Mises doesn't want to let the ring go.

02:30:46.000 Right.

02:30:47.000 So, yeah, of course it was a coup.

02:30:49.000 Mises can choose the debate.

02:30:52.000 Right.

02:30:53.000 Am I wrong, though?

02:30:54.000 Mises is so good at debating.

02:30:56.000 Mises was number one in his class.

02:31:00.000 Number one.

02:31:01.000 Right.

02:31:02.000 Mises has a higher IQ than you.

02:31:05.000 Don't you think they had to go to threats?

02:31:08.000 Yeah, I wonder.

02:31:09.000 What else would get him out of there?

02:31:10.000 I mean, maybe they just talked sensibly to him. 0.93

02:31:13.000 Said, look, you're going to kill the whole party because you don't want to step down.

02:31:18.000 Do you remember when Chuck Schumer told Dianne Feinstein she's got to resign and she agreed and then forgot that they had the conversation?

02:31:26.000 He had to talk to her three times.

02:31:28.000 Well, at the end, like, she was having people behind her tell her what to do.

02:31:32.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

02:31:33.000 Yeah.

02:31:35.000 That was nuts.

02:31:35.000 They were wheeling her around.

02:31:37.000 Yeah.

02:31:37.000 It's like, you ever see that video of the lady in Brazil who brings a dead guy to the bank?

02:31:42.000 No.

02:31:42.000 She's just, like, holding his hand.

02:31:47.000 She's trying to get him to sign the money over to her.

02:31:49.000 You've never seen that? 0.99

02:31:50.000 No, holy shit. 1.00

02:31:50.000 It's amazing. 1.00

02:31:51.000 This lady brought a dead guy to the bank. 1.00

02:31:53.000 No, I'm like, is that a person or dummy?

02:31:56.000 He's dead. 0.98

02:31:56.000 He's a dead guy. 0.98

02:32:01.000 He's fully dead.

02:32:02.000 Try to secure a loan.

02:32:04.000 She's like, no, no, no, it's fine.

02:32:05.000 It's all good.

02:32:06.000 Here, put that in your hand.

02:32:07.000 Sign this right here. 1.00

02:32:09.000 And they're like, oh my god, look at this bitch. 1.00

02:32:12.000 I mean, the guy's fully dead. 0.99

02:32:16.000 Bank employees eventually calls the police who arrest a woman.

02:32:19.000 She could say, well, he died on the way over.

02:32:21.000 I didn't know he was dead.

02:32:21.000 I thought he was just sleepy.

02:32:22.000 Jesus.

02:32:23.000 Just wanted to get some money.

02:32:25.000 That's our president.

02:32:26.000 You have some respect.

02:32:27.000 That's not our president.

02:32:28.000 Yes, it was.

02:32:28.000 That's a dead guy.

02:32:29.000 That was literally our president.

02:32:31.000 Do you think Biden's alive?

02:32:32.000 Yes.

02:32:33.000 And if you think he wasn't alive, do you think they'd tell us?

02:32:35.000 If they have this body double out there running around for national security reasons, don't you think they would just keep their mouth shut?

02:32:40.000 No, because I think it would behoove them if she got to be president. 1.00

02:32:45.000 Because then she's a stronger nominee.

02:32:48.000 So, if he was dead, then it would be good, because she would be the president then, and then they would, yeah.

02:32:57.000 But, now, there were rumors going around that during this window of time where he vanished from the face of the earth, which is not a thing that happens with presidents, where you don't know where they are, where he was having a seizure, he was like, this internet stuff.

02:33:09.000 He got abducted by aliens and they grew him.

02:33:11.000 That's how he's better.

02:33:13.000 Or Beelzebub.

02:33:14.000 The aliens came along.

02:33:15.000 They used the new tech.

02:33:17.000 He opened the gateway.

02:33:19.000 He gained six inches, spry, pepping his step.

02:33:24.000 Here's the question I have.

02:33:25.000 I don't know if he's going to be there through January.

02:33:28.000 Right.

02:33:30.000 Right.

02:33:32.000 Yeah, he's got to make it.

02:33:33.000 And I'm very worried about Taiwan.

02:33:35.000 Yeah.

02:33:36.000 Because if I'm China or if I'm Putin, now's the time to move.

02:33:40.000 Right.

02:33:41.000 We got a vacuum of leadership in the White House.

02:33:43.000 Ooh.

02:33:46.000 That's a scary one.

02:33:47.000 You think he's going to serve out the term?

02:33:51.000 I don't know.

02:33:53.000 When I see that guy that supposedly is Biden, I'm like, I don't know what's going on now.

02:33:59.000 Since we live in a simulation, and I'm going to spoil the best comedy of all time, Veep, at a certain point, Veep becomes president, and then she's voted out like five months later.

02:34:09.000 And since Officer Harris is basically Selina Meyer, just like dipped in chocolate, I don't think he's going to be president through January.

02:34:18.000 Wow.

02:34:21.000 So who becomes vice president?

02:34:23.000 She's going to pick one of these governors, right? 1.00

02:34:26.000 Who's she going to pick?

02:34:26.000 It's either Roy Cooper of North Carolina, Andy Beshear of Kentucky, or Josh Shapiro of Pennsylvania is the short list, is what I heard.

02:34:33.000 You know what they do?

02:34:33.000 They do what kind of an insecure comic does.

02:34:36.000 That's the one I was talking about, yeah.

02:34:38.000 Look at this one.

02:34:38.000 Look at him walking.

02:34:41.000 Look how tall he is.

02:34:42.000 He's towering over her.

02:34:44.000 But also how quickly he's walking.

02:34:46.000 Yeah, he doesn't understand.

02:34:48.000 He thinks he's walking like an old man, because that's a 40-year-old dude.

02:34:54.000 Very strange.

02:34:55.000 He definitely is walking way better.

02:34:57.000 Yeah.

02:34:58.000 Can you put up footage of Biden walking, Jamie?

02:35:01.000 There's also a kind of a power to his step, like he's trying to walk slowly.

02:35:05.000 Yeah, his stature.

02:35:05.000 Yeah, well, there's an effortlessness to the way he's walking.

02:35:10.000 This is, again, armchair physiologist Joe Rogan.

02:35:14.000 When I'm looking at...

02:35:16.000 Oh, wait, look, side by side, wow.

02:35:18.000 This is from April or something?

02:35:21.000 Okay, which is the fake one?

02:35:22.000 I'm not sure.

02:35:23.000 The tall one on the left?

02:35:26.000 Choreography.

02:35:27.000 Acknowledging the body's awkward on-camera walks to the south lawn.

02:35:30.000 His halting, stiff gait.

02:35:33.000 Well...

02:35:33.000 That looks the same as the other one.

02:35:36.000 The one on the left does.

02:35:37.000 Yeah, that looks like this.

02:35:38.000 Let's see it again.

02:35:40.000 Nah, that looks a little more effortless, dude.

02:35:42.000 Look, he's much more casual.

02:35:46.000 I mean, he's walking with a little bit of stiffness to his arms, but it's much more casual with his legs.

02:35:51.000 Let me see it again.

02:35:53.000 I don't know. 1.00

02:35:55.000 I might be fucking with my own mind. 0.99

02:35:57.000 He's definitely taller, though. 1.00

02:35:58.000 Whatever the fuck that is. 0.98

02:35:58.000 He looks taller, yeah. 0.98

02:35:59.000 That's the thing.

02:36:00.000 The big one is this one.

02:36:01.000 That's the big one.

02:36:02.000 Yeah.

02:36:03.000 Yeah.

02:36:03.000 That one's nuts.

02:36:04.000 That one freaks me out.

02:36:06.000 Because look, he's walking fine.

02:36:07.000 He's walking fine, and he's so big.

02:36:10.000 Look how big he is.

02:36:12.000 Like, clearly bigger.

02:36:13.000 Would you ever want to get a body double, a Joe Rogan body double?

02:36:16.000 I have four of them right now.

02:36:17.000 Do you?

02:36:18.000 Yeah.

02:36:18.000 They're doing sets all over the country in open mic nights.

02:36:22.000 Oh shit, I just saw Joe Rogan! 0.99

02:36:24.000 Can you imagine? 1.00

02:36:26.000 Yeah, well, the thing is about, like, you can find a tall, thin person.

02:36:32.000 Well, you can probably find some short jack guys that can pretend to be me. 0.94

02:36:35.000 Of course, yeah.

02:36:36.000 You just have to...

02:36:37.000 And there's enough...

02:36:39.000 Especially if you're just watching video.

02:36:42.000 Yeah.

02:36:43.000 See, that's a different one.

02:36:44.000 Yeah, see, okay, yeah.

02:36:45.000 That one's very slow.

02:36:46.000 But also, that could be the end of the day.

02:36:47.000 But also, look at his posture, though.

02:36:49.000 The head's at an angle instead of straight up.

02:36:50.000 Right.

02:36:51.000 That's the difference for me.

02:36:52.000 Well, it's also, he looks like he's struggling there to walk.

02:36:55.000 Whereas the other one of the new guy, the recent one, he doesn't look like he's struggling at all.

02:37:02.000 So this is the...

02:37:03.000 Look how he's going up the stairs.

02:37:05.000 Effortless, man.

02:37:06.000 Weird.

02:37:07.000 He's going up the stairs like a regular person.

02:37:09.000 Yeah, not falling.

02:37:11.000 Well, he's not struggling.

02:37:12.000 There's like a hitch to the gate.

02:37:14.000 Like what you saw at the debate when he had to step down off the platform, he had to do it sideways.

02:37:18.000 Can we...

02:37:19.000 Remember when she was asked about the debate by Stephen Colbert?

02:37:23.000 So look at this one right now.

02:37:25.000 So this is him walking in that other one.

02:37:28.000 He's really struggling there.

02:37:30.000 But again, that could be just like his mental ability.

02:37:33.000 It could come and go. 1.00

02:37:35.000 Especially with that fucking juicy alien cocktail they jazzed him up with. 1.00

02:37:38.000 Or it could be jet lag. 0.99

02:37:39.000 Imagine if he really did grow six inches.

02:37:41.000 It really is Biden.

02:37:42.000 If you really do have some stuff.

02:37:44.000 It rejuvenates you, but you also grow. 1.00

02:37:46.000 Get on that shit in two minutes. 1.00

02:37:49.000 It'll be a real problem. 1.00

02:37:51.000 Why?

02:37:51.000 We're gonna look like the Anunnaki.

02:37:53.000 Like that dude with the fucking rubber in his face. 0.99

02:37:55.000 We're all going to be 10 feet tall. 1.00

02:37:58.000 Maybe that's what the Anunnaki are. 1.00

02:38:00.000 Because the whole thing is that they're supposed to be way taller than us.

02:38:03.000 I was talking to Kurt Metzger about this.

02:38:05.000 Oh boy.

02:38:06.000 I love Kurt.

02:38:07.000 He's the best.

02:38:08.000 He will go off though. 0.90

02:38:10.000 He will go off and his eyes get crazy and he gets to your face and he's sucking on a vape pad.

02:38:16.000 It's so great.

02:38:18.000 And I'm just gimme, gimme, gimme.

02:38:19.000 Oh, he's the best.

02:38:20.000 And he had this whole thing about the typography of the different aliens.

02:38:23.000 And like, these ones hate these ones.

02:38:24.000 These ones look white.

02:38:25.000 These ones look like Aryans. 0.96

02:38:27.000 Kirk believes everything.

02:38:28.000 The Jimmy Dore show wrecked him.

02:38:30.000 Being on that show, he was normal before he started going over there.

02:38:33.000 Was he?

02:38:33.000 Yeah.

02:38:34.000 Well, he was always crazy. 0.97

02:38:35.000 But he was like a different kind of crazy.

02:38:37.000 Yeah, but I don't think Kurt's crazy because everything he says, I look up and there's receipts.

02:38:41.000 It's based on something.

02:38:42.000 Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

02:38:42.000 I don't mean crazy like incorrect.

02:38:45.000 Right, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00

02:38:46.000 He's a maniac. 0.99

02:38:46.000 Yeah, yes. 0.99

02:38:47.000 Like, I'll show you the walls of text that he sends me.

02:38:49.000 I'm sure he sends them to you, too.

02:38:50.000 Yes, of course.

02:38:51.000 Walls.

02:38:51.000 He lives here now.

02:38:52.000 Walls.

02:38:52.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:38:53.000 Well, I trucked him into moving here.

02:38:54.000 Yeah, good.

02:38:54.000 But he's the best.

02:38:55.000 And he's such a funny dude, too.

02:38:57.000 And his ability to, like, have jokes, he's like a joke machine.

02:39:00.000 For any situation that comes up...

02:39:03.000 There are two things Kurt told me that I think about like once a week because they're so funny and I'm just like, I'm in the presence of like a comedy legend.

02:39:11.000 One is he was talking to Patrice O'Neill and Kurt had just seen Fight Club and Patrice is like, oh, that's the ultimate white people movie and Kurt's like, what do you mean?

02:39:19.000 He goes, oh, I don't have enough violence in my life.

02:39:21.000 I got to go seek it out. 0.99

02:39:21.000 I want someone to punch me in the face. 0.99

02:39:23.000 I don't know what that's like. 0.99

02:39:24.000 He's like, yeah.

02:39:24.000 So that was one.

02:39:26.000 And then Kurt did his homework on Paula Deen who got canceled because she used the N-word once.

02:39:33.000 And he looked it up and it turned out that she said it when she was getting robbed at gunpoint as a bank clerk. 0.52

02:39:40.000 And he goes, this is the most progressive old fat southern white lady ever. 1.00

02:39:44.000 He goes, they should build a statue to her. 0.96

02:39:46.000 That's really when she said it?

02:39:48.000 Yes.

02:39:48.000 And dads will bring their sons and the plaque will say she only said it once.

02:39:52.000 Look, son, this is a progressive.

02:39:54.000 I didn't know that's what happened.

02:39:56.000 Yes.

02:39:56.000 Per Kurt, please double check this.

02:39:58.000 Yeah, you never know.

02:40:00.000 He also told me that that plane that disappeared got sucked into a vortex by UFOs.

02:40:04.000 No, he didn't.

02:40:04.000 Oh yeah, he sent me videos.

02:40:05.000 The Malaysian... 0.69

02:40:06.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, that one.

02:40:08.000 Well, remember Don Lemon asked if it was a black hole? 1.00

02:40:10.000 On CNN, the dumbest man, formerly dumbest man on television. 1.00

02:40:15.000 What if it was a black hole? 1.00

02:40:16.000 Isn't it interesting watching guys like him without the whole production crew?

02:40:20.000 What about Chris Cuomo?

02:40:22.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:40:22.000 Fredo.

02:40:23.000 Well, what Dave Smith did to him, holy shit. 0.98

02:40:26.000 That was like Mike Tyson versus Marvis Frazier in the 80s. 0.99

02:40:28.000 It was a beautiful, beautiful thing.

02:40:31.000 And it couldn't happen to a better guy.

02:40:33.000 And it's even funnier is, you know how Greeks, like Tantalus, like in the afterlife, he's always reaching for water or food and it's always out of his reach because he served his son to the gods as food.

02:40:42.000 Like when you're on CNN, like Rogan and these podcasts, even the audience is 100 times bigger, it's like beneath you because they're like nothing and I'm the real guy.

02:40:51.000 And now he's got to be a sidekick on Patrick by David.

02:40:54.000 No disrespect to Patrick at all.

02:40:56.000 And he knows that every single person at CNN, the camera guys, the door guy, is laughing at what a nothing in their eyes he's become.

02:41:06.000 It's kind of genius by Patrick to put him on a show.

02:41:08.000 Oh, it is.

02:41:08.000 Personal hell.

02:41:09.000 It's kind of genius.

02:41:11.000 Because you really can't escape not just what you've said, but the tendencies that you've developed in being on those broadcast networks.

02:41:19.000 And the sneering.

02:41:20.000 Yeah.

02:41:21.000 So kudos to Patrick.

02:41:23.000 It's kind of crazy.

02:41:24.000 It's hilarious.

02:41:25.000 Yeah.

02:41:26.000 Well, Elon did it too with Lemon, with one show.

02:41:29.000 Well, Lemon wanted ownership. 1.00

02:41:32.000 Well, it's not just that.

02:41:33.000 The way they had the conversation.

02:41:34.000 He was trying to do CNN outside of CNN. That's how Elon said it.

02:41:38.000 He's doing CNN outside of CNN. And now, bitch can't get arrested. 1.00

02:41:43.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:41:44.000 But that's like the quality of his discourse, right?

02:41:48.000 That's where he deserves to be.

02:41:50.000 It's not good conversation.

02:41:52.000 It's not interesting.

02:41:53.000 You know what I always say?

02:41:54.000 I say the enemy class is not composed of impressive people.

02:41:56.000 And now the biggest alpha male on CNN is Caitlin Collins.

02:41:59.000 Yeah!

02:42:02.000 Yeah, they're all gone.

02:42:03.000 Well, Jake Tapper's still there.

02:42:05.000 Yeah, that's true.

02:42:07.000 Jake Tapper's an honest guy, I think.

02:42:10.000 And who was the other woman? 0.98

02:42:12.000 Martha?

02:42:12.000 Who was the female moderator?

02:42:15.000 I don't know.

02:42:16.000 Dana Bash?

02:42:17.000 Was that her name?

02:42:18.000 I and everyone else must give them credit for doing such an honest and fair job at the debate.

02:42:23.000 They let them both speak.

02:42:25.000 They didn't talk over them.

02:42:26.000 The questions were reasonable and tough questions for both parties.

02:42:29.000 I didn't think he had it in him.

02:42:31.000 So kudos to Jake Tapper.

02:42:33.000 And I'm going to apologize for saying that he always looks like someone just farted.

02:42:37.000 Because he did a great job.

02:42:38.000 And he also did a great job with Chris Coons, who's head of Biden's campaign.

02:42:42.000 He was holding his feet to the fire about the debate.

02:42:44.000 So I didn't know where this came from, but I was wrong about Jake Tapper.

02:42:49.000 Yeah.

02:42:51.000 I think there's a lot of people that are in media that didn't want to do the thing that they're doing now.

02:42:57.000 They didn't want to do it that way.

02:42:58.000 But now they're in this machine, and this is what they want to do because they want to keep their career.

02:43:03.000 Well, this is their only way to have status. 0.93

02:43:05.000 These are mediocre people. 0.98

02:43:07.000 Yeah. 0.97

02:43:07.000 If you're not writing for the New York Times, no one's reading your substack. 0.97

02:43:12.000 You're a nobody, you're nothing. 0.96

02:43:13.000 You're not interesting. 0.52

02:43:14.000 They're not impressive or interesting people.

02:43:16.000 Right.

02:43:16.000 Look at this guy, no opinion.

02:43:17.000 If you look at his photo, he looks like Jared from Subway.

02:43:20.000 Who?

02:43:21.000 Exactly.

02:43:22.000 Who are you talking about?

02:43:23.000 No Opinion.

02:43:24.000 Who's that?

02:43:25.000 He's one of these nobody...

02:43:26.000 Oh, is it No Opinion?

02:43:27.000 Yes.

02:43:27.000 Not Noah.

02:43:28.000 No, it's Noah Opinion.

02:43:29.000 I thought you were saying Noah Opinion.

02:43:31.000 I am.

02:43:31.000 N-O-A-H-P-I-N-I-O-N. So it's like Mike Hunt?

02:43:34.000 You know, like Mike Hunt?

02:43:36.000 It's just like that.

02:43:37.000 Yeah.

02:43:37.000 Except he would not like that.

02:43:38.000 Has anybody seen Mike Hunt?

02:43:40.000 And no one's seen No Opinion.

02:43:42.000 Interesting.

02:43:43.000 Well, there's a lot of those guys, right?

02:43:44.000 A lot of them.

02:43:45.000 Yeah.

02:43:46.000 And you think they're just getting paid, just like this conservative guy that I know?

02:43:50.000 I don't think it's necessarily that they're getting paid.

02:43:52.000 It's that, like, they do not—they're violently anti-charismatic.

02:43:57.000 No one wants them at the party.

02:43:59.000 So all they can do is go on these other—and I say this to someone who does this a lot myself—go on, like, social media and try to kind of make—Aaron Rupar, make a name for yourself by just spouting complete nonsense.

02:44:13.000 Who's the best at it?

02:44:14.000 Best in what way?

02:44:15.000 Keith Hope.

02:44:16.000 Oh. 0.99

02:44:21.000 My favorite angry lesbian. 1.00

02:44:25.000 She literally has brain damage. 1.00

02:44:27.000 He's a gift.

02:44:27.000 Really?

02:44:28.000 Oh, yeah.

02:44:28.000 What happened?

02:44:29.000 Traumatic brain injury.

02:44:30.000 From what?

02:44:31.000 Like, got hit by like a cinder block or something.

02:44:33.000 Whoa.

02:44:33.000 Look this up, Jamie.

02:44:34.000 It's on his Wikipedia.

02:44:35.000 Oh, that makes sense.

02:44:36.000 Yeah.

02:44:37.000 So he said, did you see that he said the CNN building should be burned down?

02:44:41.000 Oh. 0.98

02:44:42.000 He said, kick everyone out and burn down the building. 0.99

02:44:44.000 For what? 0.99

02:44:45.000 Because of the debate.

02:44:46.000 Wow.

02:44:47.000 Wow.

02:44:47.000 Yeah.

02:44:48.000 This is not someone who's well.

02:44:50.000 So when did he get it in the head?

02:44:52.000 I think the 80s.

02:44:53.000 Whoa.

02:44:54.000 It's been a minute, yeah.

02:44:55.000 Oh, man.

02:44:56.000 And what's even funnier is he used to have a million Twitter followers, and it's slowly been going down.

02:45:01.000 Because at a certain point, even the boomer's like, okay, dude, calm down.

02:45:04.000 Trump isn't literally going to kill you tomorrow.

02:45:06.000 Oh, he's amazing.

02:45:07.000 Yeah, he's so great.

02:45:08.000 He's a gift.

02:45:09.000 Remember when you used to do that show from his basement?

02:45:11.000 Oh, yeah.

02:45:12.000 Like the resistance.

02:45:13.000 And any day now, Donald Trump will be locked up.

02:45:16.000 So I'm just going to shut the show down.

02:45:18.000 Well, he was right.

02:45:19.000 He did get locked up.

02:45:20.000 Eventually.

02:45:20.000 Yeah, they arrested him.

02:45:21.000 Yeah, eventually.

02:45:23.000 That's a crazy one, huh?

02:45:24.000 The 34 counts of felony counts that were all misdemeanors.

02:45:29.000 And did you see Andrew Cuomo?

02:45:31.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:45:31.000 Came out and said, this is bullshit? 1.00

02:45:33.000 Yeah, and talked about it on Bill Maher. 1.00

02:45:35.000 Yeah.

02:45:35.000 That I was surprised at.

02:45:37.000 Cuomo was a guy they shouldn't have got rid of because that guy could have won.

02:45:39.000 He could have been the president. 0.99

02:45:41.000 What about killing all the old people? 1.00

02:45:43.000 Yeah, that was a little bit of a problem. 0.98

02:45:45.000 We didn't know.

02:45:46.000 When you're president, you're supposed to kill young people, not old people. 0.99

02:45:49.000 Right. 0.99

02:45:49.000 Not supposed to take COVID patients and throw them back in the nursing homes. 0.99

02:45:52.000 And then put a bunch of people on ventilators.

02:45:54.000 Whoops.

02:45:54.000 Yeah.

02:45:55.000 Whoopsies.

02:45:56.000 But they didn't know.

02:45:57.000 They thought ventilators were the way to go.

02:45:58.000 But they knew.

02:46:00.000 Sure.

02:46:00.000 But the point is, if you got something this bad wrong and then tried to cover it up, it's going to be hard to get through that White House.

02:46:06.000 Yeah, that's a bit of an issue.

02:46:07.000 Yeah.

02:46:08.000 The nursing home.

02:46:09.000 And also, as a New York Jew, that New York Italian attitude, I know that works in middle America, if you're trying to be president.

02:46:17.000 You're going to have to do something to deal with.

02:46:19.000 Well, Chelsea Handler said she was Cuomo sexual, so that settles that.

02:46:23.000 Chelsea Handler was what that dude's final form was. 1.00

02:46:28.000 Everybody loved Cuomo when he was running New York at the beginning of the pandemic because he seemed so reasonable and measured and leader-like.

02:46:35.000 One thing I did like about him is that he would have those daily updates.

02:46:39.000 So he was trying to do what he could to be as visible and have as much information as possible.

02:46:45.000 Better than the lady they have now who says black people don't know what computers are. 1.00

02:46:50.000 Kathy Hochul. 0.97

02:46:51.000 Jesus Christ. 1.00

02:46:52.000 Get this bitch a broom and send her back where she came from. 1.00

02:46:55.000 Holy crap. 1.00

02:46:56.000 Jesus Christ. 0.99

02:46:57.000 Isn't that wild?

02:46:58.000 They don't know what computers are.

02:47:00.000 New York is a wrap.

02:47:04.000 This is why I'm here.

02:47:06.000 I'm fine.

02:47:06.000 Oh.

02:47:08.000 I want credit from your boy, Elon.

02:47:10.000 What'd you do?

02:47:11.000 I am the first person on Earth, I believe, learning how to drive on a Cybertruck.

02:47:16.000 Really?

02:47:17.000 Yes.

02:47:17.000 You didn't know how to drive at all?

02:47:19.000 I still don't really.

02:47:20.000 Oh my God.

02:47:20.000 My buddy Colin Robbs, a professional car tester, whatever, NASCAR, my buddy Sky King, they rented a Cybertruck.

02:47:27.000 They're like, all right, let's do it.

02:47:28.000 It's like my fourth lesson.

02:47:29.000 I only clipped one window.

02:47:32.000 On what would you hit?

02:47:35.000 I wasn't told, Colin.

02:47:37.000 That when you're going down these narrow streets, you're supposed to hug the median instead of imagining if there's two lanes.

02:47:43.000 So some parked car had a window, had a mirror, excuse me, and I clicked it.

02:47:46.000 But it was fine, and the window popped off the Cybertruck, the mirror, and we popped it back on.

02:47:51.000 Oh, so it just bent backwards.

02:47:52.000 Not even, like a little, just bent in.

02:47:54.000 Yeah, well, they give in.

02:47:56.000 They move.

02:47:57.000 That's the way they're designed.

02:47:59.000 That's a crazy car to learn how to drive on.

02:48:01.000 Yeah, it was wide.

02:48:03.000 Yeah, big. 1.00

02:48:04.000 And also, like, heavy as fuck. 0.99

02:48:07.000 But I felt safe that if I got in an accident, somebody else would have the consequences. 0.99

02:48:11.000 That's true.

02:48:12.000 That's the fear that people have about people driving those things.

02:48:15.000 You're essentially driving a giant steel box that's bulletproof.

02:48:18.000 And you know that puts on, like, a show?

02:48:21.000 Oh yeah, it'll dance for you, right?

02:48:22.000 There's a laser show, and there's also a megaphone.

02:48:25.000 Really?

02:48:26.000 Yeah.

02:48:26.000 And also, he's a Simpsons fan, because when Homer Simpson designed a car for his brother and ruined his brother's company, Homer said, there should be horns everywhere and they should all play La Cucaracha.

02:48:37.000 And you can make the horn, one of like 15 choices is La Cucaracha.

02:48:41.000 Oh my god.

02:48:42.000 And I know that's a Simpsons joke.

02:48:43.000 That's hilarious.

02:48:45.000 He's done a lot of wild things with that car.

02:48:47.000 With all of his cars.

02:48:48.000 It's like, you know, if you say, you press the speak thing and say open butthole, the port opens up to charge it.

02:48:54.000 No, it doesn't.

02:48:55.000 Yes, it does.

02:48:55.000 I'll show you.

02:48:56.000 Mine's out here.

02:48:57.000 Oh my god, that's hilarious.

02:48:58.000 You say open butthole, and the port pops open. 0.97

02:49:00.000 He's like 14... 0.76

02:49:04.000 There's very few humans like him that are going to be able to run a social media site like that and also just be able to handle being attacked relentlessly and like complete Teflon. 0.95

02:49:15.000 Open butthole. 0.99

02:49:17.000 See? 0.98

02:49:18.000 Does someone say it? 0.97

02:49:19.000 Open butthole. 0.99

02:49:20.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:49:21.000 Say it.

02:49:22.000 Wow.

02:49:23.000 Hilarious.

02:49:25.000 I've been around him a couple of times.

02:49:27.000 I've never hung out with him.

02:49:28.000 So I'm looking forward to it.

02:49:29.000 He's a good dude.

02:49:30.000 Yeah.

02:49:30.000 He's a fascinating character.

02:49:31.000 I mean, he's handling this very bizarre position in life about as good as you can.

02:49:36.000 I mean, no one's going to handle that very well.

02:49:38.000 I think he really stuck his neck out with Twitter.

02:49:42.000 I'm dead naming it.

02:49:45.000 $44 billion is a big stick your neck out because what's it worth now?

02:49:48.000 I don't think it's the money to stick your neck out.

02:49:50.000 It's that he's a target now.

02:49:51.000 And the people who used to love him for the electric cars now think he's a fascist.

02:49:55.000 Isn't that interesting?

02:49:56.000 Like the people that loved him in California, if you drove a Tesla, it was a sign that you were environmentally conscious.

02:50:02.000 You read The New Yorker.

02:50:03.000 Yeah, you're a good person.

02:50:04.000 Yeah.

02:50:05.000 Yeah, you're driving a Tesla.

02:50:06.000 I still think – I don't think there's a stigma to it yet.

02:50:08.000 Not yet.

02:50:09.000 They haven't completely – They're too good.

02:50:11.000 Yeah.

02:50:11.000 Then they haven't completely marginalized him or tried to – or stigmatized him, rather, I should say.

02:50:15.000 It just doesn't work.

02:50:16.000 It just kind of drifts off of him because there's so much support for him.

02:50:21.000 It's just – most people recognize that you really – Especially when the Twitter files came out, when Ty E.B. and Schellenberger released all those Twitter files, and you realize there was a real concerted effort to hide the truth from people.

02:50:33.000 And then people being gaslit to be like, we knew all this the whole time.

02:50:37.000 No, no we didn't.

02:50:38.000 It's also the stuff about COVID with Jay Bhattacharya and all those other people that got unfairly maligned.

02:50:45.000 You know, real actual experts.

02:50:48.000 And the government was telling them to suppress them.

02:50:49.000 Which also tells me that they wouldn't be able to do it a second time.

02:50:52.000 You think so?

02:50:53.000 Because I think he's autistic enough that he dig in his heels. 1.00

02:50:56.000 Right.

02:50:57.000 And that's not a knock against him.

02:50:59.000 That's a compliment.

02:51:02.000 I wonder if someone's going to try to take him out.

02:51:04.000 He's got great security and body doubles.

02:51:06.000 Does he have body doubles?

02:51:07.000 Well, he's got that Chinese guy.

02:51:09.000 He's got to be like a robot.

02:51:11.000 He's got to have like legs, a hundred clones of himself.

02:51:13.000 Have you seen the Chinese Elon? 0.98

02:51:16.000 No.

02:51:16.000 There's a guy who looks almost exactly like him who lives in China.

02:51:21.000 So slightly off.

02:51:22.000 Like if it was like you spliced him.

02:51:25.000 Wait, you're saying there's a Chinese person who looks like somebody else?

02:51:29.000 It looks almost exactly like Elon.

02:51:33.000 Not like a regular Chinese guy. 1.00

02:51:35.000 Can you pull it up?

02:51:39.000 I think it's real because...

02:51:41.000 I just want to make sure I didn't pull the wrong video up as well.

02:51:42.000 Right. 1.00

02:51:43.000 Yeah, because he can fuck with you now. 1.00

02:51:44.000 He's just going to pull up Jackie Chan. 1.00

02:51:46.000 Bruce Lee.

02:51:48.000 Look, it's Elon Musk.

02:51:49.000 I think this is him.

02:51:50.000 It doesn't look like a deepfake.

02:51:52.000 Oh, yeah.

02:51:52.000 Okay, I can see it.

02:51:54.000 I mean...

02:51:54.000 I think.

02:51:56.000 Yeah, I think that's the one.

02:51:57.000 I can see it, yeah, for sure.

02:51:57.000 It looks like a deepfake, too.

02:51:59.000 It does look a little deepfake.

02:51:59.000 But that's not how Elon talks.

02:52:01.000 God, that's pretty close.

02:52:03.000 But the motions aren't correct.

02:52:04.000 Yeah, but the things dealing with his lips...

02:52:07.000 The eyes aren't moving right.

02:52:09.000 That looks fake.

02:52:10.000 Yeah.

02:52:10.000 And the clothes are way off.

02:52:12.000 But that didn't.

02:52:12.000 Right at the end, it looked okay.

02:52:13.000 One million followers. 0.96

02:52:14.000 Holy crap. 0.98

02:52:15.000 Hmm.

02:52:15.000 There's a lot of videos of this guy up there.

02:52:18.000 It's hard to say, man, because there's something about his face to me.

02:52:22.000 I got that uncanny valley thing going on with this.

02:52:25.000 Like, it might... 1.00

02:52:26.000 This looks like bullshit. 0.99

02:52:27.000 Oh, by the way... 1.00

02:52:28.000 He's got good dimples moving here.

02:52:30.000 The muscles in the face are moving pretty good.

02:52:33.000 That's pretty hard to see.

02:52:34.000 The eyes are really creepy.

02:52:36.000 Those are Elon eyes.

02:52:37.000 It's just the weird eyes.

02:52:37.000 It's so close.

02:52:39.000 But he doesn't look Asian. 0.87

02:52:42.000 That's what's weird.

02:52:43.000 That's Elon's face. 0.99

02:52:44.000 That really does look like some AI shit. 0.99

02:52:48.000 That's got to be AI. There's no way that's not AI. That's Elon's face. 0.99

02:52:51.000 Google is the Asian Elon Musk fake. 1.00

02:52:55.000 That was Elon's face.

02:52:57.000 The one that I saw that I remember seeing was from about two years ago, and it was much less obvious.

02:53:04.000 It was close.

02:53:05.000 Like, oh, look at that.

02:53:06.000 Guy looks just like him.

02:53:08.000 It's suspended from...

02:53:11.000 Oh.

02:53:12.000 It's been suspended.

02:53:14.000 Wow.

02:53:15.000 Why is he suspended?

02:53:18.000 Chinese doppelganger suspended from China's TikTok.

02:53:21.000 Huh.

02:53:25.000 Interesting.

02:53:27.000 So it's real.

02:53:30.000 Huh.

02:53:32.000 It's been dubbed by internet.

02:53:34.000 Wait, I'm sorry.

02:53:35.000 Why are we not calling him the Chinese knockoff? 0.98

02:53:37.000 Duh.

02:53:39.000 That's the line.

02:53:40.000 Well, he just did.

02:53:41.000 He's the Chinese knockoff, Elon. 1.00

02:53:43.000 Much cheaper.

02:53:45.000 Shittier quality.

02:53:46.000 He's been deleted on Weibo.

02:53:48.000 All but three posts are left.

02:53:50.000 Elon Musk.

02:53:52.000 The account, largely inactive as well.

02:53:55.000 Local reports have noticed that Elon's doppelganger was banned for violating community guidelines.

02:53:59.000 See, I wonder if they're running him through a filter, though, man.

02:54:01.000 There's got to be.

02:54:02.000 Come on, that was crazy. 0.99

02:54:03.000 It seems like he's a really good software engineer and he just said, fuck it, I'll show you how I am. 0.99

02:54:06.000 Yeah, I mean, it seems like he's probably close enough and then did some shenanigans. 0.96

02:54:12.000 It's going to be so hard to tell.

02:54:14.000 Face swap isn't that hard to do.

02:54:15.000 Not hard at all.

02:54:16.000 And AI-generated videos and images, it's going to be so hard to tell.

02:54:20.000 There's been ones of you.

02:54:21.000 Oh, yeah.

02:54:22.000 Oh, did you see the one Elon just played?

02:54:23.000 Did you see the one of you?

02:54:24.000 Kamala Harris, yeah. 0.87

02:54:25.000 Oh my God, that was hilarious.

02:54:26.000 And do you see what Gavin Newsom said to him?

02:54:28.000 No.

02:54:29.000 Gavin Newsom said that you should be posting this.

02:54:32.000 We're going to make it illegal and I'm going to sign a law. 1.00

02:54:35.000 And he said, Professor, suck on these nuts. 0.99

02:54:37.000 No, he didn't. 1.00

02:54:38.000 Yes, he did.

02:54:39.000 Elon said that to Gavin Newsom?

02:54:40.000 Yes, he did.

02:54:41.000 Yeah.

02:54:42.000 Pull that post up, Jamie.

02:54:44.000 It's so hilarious.

02:54:45.000 He said, Professor Sagan Deez Nuts says it's legit and that parody is legal.

02:54:55.000 I forget what his exact quote was.

02:54:57.000 I'm paraphrasing.

02:54:58.000 But parody is allowed by law, which it should be. 0.99

02:55:01.000 Yeah, no shit. 0.99

02:55:02.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:55:03.000 But the fact that they're using AI to generate her saying a bunch of stuff.

02:55:07.000 Was it not actually her voice, though?

02:55:09.000 Yeah.

02:55:09.000 I thought they clipped it.

02:55:10.000 It wasn't AI. Oh, it wasn't AI? I thought it was like sound bites that they stitched together.

02:55:14.000 Perhaps.

02:55:15.000 Because it's choppy.

02:55:17.000 Right.

02:55:18.000 But, yeah, I don't know how they did it.

02:55:20.000 They most certainly could do it with AI, though.

02:55:23.000 That would also make it seem choppy.

02:55:25.000 Because it doesn't really run in the cadence of a normal human speech.

02:55:28.000 But it seemed like the words were not anything fancy.

02:55:34.000 Remember when they did that with Reagan?

02:55:36.000 No.

02:55:37.000 Yeah, they did that with Reagan.

02:55:38.000 That was the first one they ever did.

02:55:40.000 Way, way, way back in the day.

02:55:43.000 I think it was Iran.

02:55:45.000 I forget which country did it, but they made some fake audio recording of Reagan.

02:55:50.000 And then upon analysis, and again, this is in the 80s, right?

02:55:54.000 So the technology was very crude at the time.

02:55:56.000 They just audio stitched it together and edited it.

02:55:58.000 They found bits and pieces from each one of his speeches that they had compiled this one thing to.

02:56:05.000 But that was the first time that ever happened.

02:56:08.000 Elon retweets altered Kamala Harris' campaign.

02:56:11.000 He says, manipulating voices in an ad like this should be illegal.

02:56:16.000 I'll be signing a bill in a matter of weeks to make sure it is.

02:56:19.000 And then he says, I checked with renowned world authority professor Sagan Deez Nuts, and he said parody is legal in America.

02:56:26.000 Oh my god.

02:56:28.000 Hilarious.

02:56:29.000 We don't deserve him.

02:56:30.000 Hilarious.

02:56:31.000 What a wild dude.

02:56:32.000 Wow.

02:56:33.000 What a wild dude.

02:56:34.000 Because he's not scared of those folks.

02:56:35.000 Because he's the richest man in the world.

02:56:37.000 Would you be scared of Gavin Newsom?

02:56:40.000 No.

02:56:40.000 But it's also what Gavin Newsom represents.

02:56:43.000 He's a part of this machine.

02:56:45.000 You know, you attack him like that, they're gonna attack you.

02:56:48.000 See if you can find that Reagan thing.

02:56:49.000 Even if you don't attack him like that, they're gonna attack you.

02:56:51.000 The Reagan audio compilation.

02:56:54.000 I forget what it was in reference to, but it was something...

02:56:58.000 I mean, Reagan was saying something outrageous that he would never say.

02:57:01.000 Well, they have that for like Ayn Rand.

02:57:02.000 They have a bunch of people saying whatever you want them to say.

02:57:05.000 But this was back in the day.

02:57:07.000 And then they put it on television on the news showing all the different pieces of different speeches of him wearing different suits of all the things that he had actually said and how they pieced it together.

02:57:16.000 This is like very early on indication that you got to be careful with technology.

02:57:21.000 This was very rudimentary technology, relatively speaking.

02:57:26.000 What exactly did he say?

02:57:28.000 I'm trying to find it.

02:57:29.000 A couple more minutes.

02:57:31.000 They took a bunch of Ronald Reagan speeches and they spliced them together to make an inaccurate, a fake...

02:57:44.000 Make him say something he never really said.

02:57:46.000 But I remember it was on the news.

02:57:48.000 It was a big deal.

02:57:49.000 I don't remember this at all.

02:57:50.000 I feel like I'm Reagan.

02:57:51.000 I don't remember it.

02:57:52.000 Maybe it's one of those...

02:57:53.000 Mandela effect?

02:57:54.000 Yeah.

02:57:55.000 I'm having something with that right now.

02:57:57.000 With what?

02:57:58.000 My friend Michael Wolfe, he's a strength coach here in Austin.

02:58:01.000 He's got a great dog named Chops.

02:58:03.000 And I remember very distinctly that Chops looks like he's mostly Great Dane. 0.63

02:58:08.000 The coat color is big.

02:58:11.000 And I remember distinctly Michael telling me, oh, we did the DNA test.

02:58:15.000 He's actually not Great Dane at all.

02:58:16.000 He's something, something else and has some Rhodesian Ridgeback. 0.99

02:58:19.000 And I'm hanging out with him and Chops.

02:58:21.000 And I go to him.

02:58:22.000 I go, it's just so funny that there's no Great Dane in him.

02:58:25.000 And he goes, what are you talking about?

02:58:26.000 And I go, the test goes, never did this.

02:58:29.000 And I don't know any other dog where this could be.

02:58:31.000 So I'm paying for him to do the Indiana test to see if this is a Mandela effect thing.

02:58:36.000 Because I remember very specifically that conversation.

02:58:39.000 That's bizarre.

02:58:40.000 Yep.

02:58:41.000 You think the simulation's real?

02:58:43.000 Yes.

02:58:44.000 I know it's real.

02:58:45.000 Because it keeps winking.

02:58:46.000 You've had it winked to you all the time, I'm sure.

02:58:48.000 It winks a lot.

02:58:49.000 I was with you at the green room, and I go, Joe, like, all these things are happening.

02:58:56.000 Like, does it ever get normal?

02:58:57.000 He goes, no.

02:58:57.000 You go, no, no, no.

02:58:58.000 You're just going to have to go with it.

02:58:59.000 Like, I talked to Jordan Peterson about this.

02:59:01.000 He goes, at a certain point, you wake up, and you're like, oh, the president's yelling at me today.

02:59:05.000 And he's like, you just have to accept this is what your reality is.

02:59:07.000 Yeah, when it happens to me, I just hear that Queens of the Stone Age song, Go With The Flow.

02:59:11.000 Yeah.

02:59:13.000 It's like, all right, this is this.

02:59:14.000 So yeah, Roseanne's texting me now.

02:59:16.000 Okay, I guess this is my life.

02:59:17.000 This is what we're dealing with.

02:59:18.000 Yes.

02:59:19.000 Of course we're in a simulation.

02:59:20.000 You don't think that this is a 3D projection of a 4D world.

02:59:24.000 Who's running it?

02:59:26.000 The machine elves.

02:59:28.000 Right.

02:59:29.000 That's more likely.

02:59:30.000 Yes.

02:59:31.000 Yeah. 0.82

02:59:32.000 Tricksters.

02:59:32.000 Yes.

02:59:33.000 That's why it's so silly. 0.75

02:59:34.000 That's why it's so fun for me. 0.83

02:59:35.000 Right.

02:59:36.000 And for you and any comedian.

02:59:37.000 Right.

02:59:38.000 A real comedian.

02:59:39.000 Yeah, if you really embrace the chaos.

02:59:41.000 Yeah, not if you're Chelsea Handler.

02:59:42.000 You don't double mask and tell people how to vote.

02:59:45.000 Yes, and put on a song and dance for Pfizer.

02:59:48.000 Yes, God.

02:59:49.000 Good Lord.

02:59:50.000 Good Lord.

02:59:51.000 Stephen Colbert's priest must be...

02:59:53.000 But he wasn't really a comedian.

02:59:55.000 Colbert was never a stand-up.

02:59:57.000 Yeah, but Strangers with Candy was one of the greatest shows of all time.

03:00:00.000 It was one of the most transgressive shows of all time.

03:00:02.000 I don't know what Strangers with Candy is.

03:00:06.000 I never watched it.

03:00:07.000 I only knew him from the Colbert Report and from being on The Daily Show.

03:00:10.000 Strangers with Candy is one of the greatest shows of all time.

03:00:13.000 Really?

03:00:13.000 I'll tell you what it's about.

03:00:14.000 It's about starring Amy Sedaris, David Sedaris' sister.

03:00:18.000 It's about a woman named Jerry Blank who returns to high school picking up her life where she left it off as a teenage runaway. 0.94

03:00:26.000 And she became a user, a boozer, and a loser. 1.00

03:00:29.000 So she's this 47-year-old ex-junkie prostitute. 1.00

03:00:32.000 Oh, that movie is hilarious. 0.97

03:00:32.000 Yeah. 0.97

03:00:33.000 And Colbert was her teacher.

03:00:35.000 99. 99. Yeah.

03:00:37.000 Wow.

03:00:39.000 Well, Kilbert was amazing as that character.

03:00:41.000 Yes.

03:00:41.000 And then when you see him on his actual show, you're like, hey...

03:00:47.000 Is that really you?

03:00:48.000 Who are you?

03:00:49.000 He knows better.

03:00:50.000 That's why he's not off the hook in my book.

03:00:52.000 Mr. Knoblet was the teacher, yeah.

03:00:55.000 Jerry, I know that we have our tough times and you think that I hate you, but I want you to know that I hate you.

03:01:03.000 She's like, I hate you too, Mr. Knoblet.

03:01:05.000 We probably shouldn't hug.

03:01:06.000 No, no, probably not.

03:01:07.000 I want to check that show out.

03:01:08.000 How many seasons did it go?

03:01:10.000 Winona Ryder was in the last episode.

03:01:12.000 No kidding.

03:01:13.000 They got Winona Ryder on TV. It's so weird that I never heard of it before.

03:01:16.000 The pilot episode...

03:01:17.000 Maybe I didn't, I forgot.

03:01:18.000 The pilot episode, they try to get Jerry to spy on her locker mate because they suspect her locker mate might be retarded. 0.99

03:01:30.000 And they're like, well, why do you want me to, you know, turn her in?

03:01:33.000 And he's like, well, you've got those braces and they tend to be attracted to, you know, shiny objects.

03:01:37.000 Oh my God.

03:01:38.000 So that was the pilot episode.

03:01:40.000 Wow.

03:01:40.000 It had three seasons, but it was only on TV for like a year and a half.

03:01:43.000 No, no, it was three years.

03:01:44.000 It wasn't a year.

03:01:45.000 That's what this says.

03:01:46.000 I'm looking at the Wikipedia.

03:01:47.000 It says like season three started in July 2000 and ended October 2000. When did season one start?

03:01:53.000 April 99, ended July 99. Wow, they were that quick?

03:01:56.000 Yeah, those six-month seasons.

03:01:59.000 There was one episode.

03:02:00.000 What was it on?

03:02:02.000 Comedy Central.

03:02:03.000 Oh, okay.

03:02:04.000 That makes sense.

03:02:05.000 I have, in my living room framed, because I wrote to her, she's hooking up with a football player, and she's like, don't worry about getting me pregnant.

03:02:12.000 My ovaries are diseased.

03:02:14.000 So I have my ovaries.

03:02:16.000 To Michael, my ovaries are diseased.

03:02:17.000 Jerry Blank, signed by Amy.

03:02:19.000 That's awesome.

03:02:19.000 It's a great...

03:02:20.000 So he was on this show. 0.99

03:02:22.000 And, like, him and the other teacher giving each other blowjobs in the bathroom. 0.98

03:02:25.000 Like, that kind of humor. 0.99

03:02:27.000 And now, look at him.

03:02:28.000 Yeah.

03:02:30.000 Remember when he was dancing with Chuck Schumer and he high-fives him?

03:02:34.000 You ever see that?

03:02:35.000 No.

03:02:36.000 Oh, yeah.

03:02:36.000 They're all wearing masks.

03:02:37.000 And they're dancing around outside.

03:02:40.000 And he's dancing.

03:02:41.000 Chuck Schumer.

03:02:41.000 And he dances over and high-fives Chuck Schumer.

03:02:43.000 I hope it's worth it for him, however much money they give him.

03:02:45.000 There he is.

03:02:46.000 Watch this.

03:02:46.000 See, they're all dancing.

03:02:47.000 Look.

03:02:49.000 No, no, no.

03:02:50.000 Yeah, look at him.

03:02:52.000 All these people wear masks on outside.

03:02:53.000 That lady's double masking. 1.00

03:02:54.000 But he's not wearing a mask!

03:02:56.000 Of course, he's a rebel.

03:02:58.000 He's from Strangers with Candy.

03:02:59.000 He's a wild man.

03:03:00.000 Look at him.

03:03:02.000 Well, he probably recently got vaccinated or something. 0.99

03:03:04.000 Ridiculous. 0.95

03:03:06.000 The mask days. 0.96

03:03:07.000 Even when I look at videos and I see people wearing masks, I can't believe that's real.

03:03:11.000 I can't believe that was just a couple of years ago.

03:03:13.000 You still see them in the airports?

03:03:15.000 Yeah.

03:03:16.000 Goofy people.

03:03:17.000 Well, I always assume now that they have like some disease.

03:03:19.000 It's a good thing to assume.

03:03:20.000 I used to assume they're from another country.

03:03:22.000 Yeah.

03:03:23.000 Yeah.

03:03:23.000 People from other countries would wear masks all the time.

03:03:26.000 There were a lot of masks in Japan.

03:03:26.000 Just being polite.

03:03:27.000 They're just being polite.

03:03:28.000 They don't want to spit on you. 0.70

03:03:29.000 Yeah. 1.00

03:03:30.000 These people over here are just nuts. 0.99

03:03:31.000 You got to go to Japan, dude. 1.00

03:03:32.000 I will go. 1.00

03:03:33.000 Michael Malice, you're the fucking man. 0.99

03:03:35.000 I appreciate you very much. 0.99

03:03:36.000 It's always fun hanging out with you.

03:03:37.000 Thank you so much, sir.

03:03:38.000 My pleasure, brother.

03:03:39.000 Let's hang out.

03:03:40.000 Yep.

03:03:40.000 Okay.

03:03:40.000 Bye, everybody.

03:03:41.000 Bye.

The Joe Rogan Experience - July 30, 2024

Joe Rogan Experience #2182 - Michael Malice

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