The Joe Rogan Experience - August 21, 2024


Joe Rogan Experience #2192 - Raanan Hershberg


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2 hours and 43 minutes

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205.83759

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33,627

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3,746

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114


Summary

In this episode of The Joe Rogan Experience, I sit down with my good friend and fellow podcaster, Cam, to talk about cold showers, drugs, and how to deal with the pain of running a marathon in subzero temperatures. We talk about the benefits of cold showers and how they can help you deal with anxiety and depression. We also talk about how to handle the pain that comes with a cold shower and how you can deal with it in a healthy way. I hope you enjoy this episode, it's a good one. If you like what you hear, please HIT SUBSCRIBE on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your stuff. I'll be picking one person at random who leave a review to win a FREE place on the next Shreddin8 program! Thanks so much for listening and supporting the pod, it means a lot to me and I can t wait to do it again next week. Cheers, Joe and Cam. XOXO, -Jon and Joe's Dad, John Rocha Joe Rogans And thanks for coming on the pod and being a part of the podcast, John is a great dude and I appreciate you so much. Thank you for being a good dude and for being here and supporting us. - Thank you, John, I really appreciate you. Joe, I love you and appreciate you, thank you, and I'm going to keep coming back for more and more! -KIMO - Jon & Joe . - JOBY is a lot. Jon Rogan :) Jon is an awesome dude. Thanks Jon Rogans: , John Rogan:) -Jon Rogan Podcast: The Experience - The JOBYS Podcast: The JOE ROGAN Experience: The Podcast by Night, All Day, The JOGAN PODCAST Thank You, Jon ROGan Experience: All Day All Day Podcasts, All Day & Night, By Night, Every Single Day, by Night & Day, All The Time by Night and Day, , All Day by Night - All Day - By Night and All Day By Night by Night by Day, By Day, Every Day, I'm With You, By Any Given Chance, By Sleep, By Morning, By A Night, by Any Chance


Transcript

00:00:01.000 Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out!
00:00:04.000 The Joe Rogan Experience.
00:00:06.000 Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day.
00:00:12.000 What's up?
00:00:13.000 Hey, how's it going?
00:00:14.000 Thanks for coming in.
00:00:15.000 My pleasure.
00:00:15.000 What's going on?
00:00:16.000 It's an honor.
00:00:17.000 Good to be here.
00:00:19.000 The cold showers, what we were talking about before, those are the hardest.
00:00:24.000 Oh, well, New York City cold showers in the winter are brutal.
00:00:28.000 Because it doesn't get your whole body, so you actually have to constantly move around and re-freeze your ass off.
00:00:34.000 It's hard to breathe, too.
00:00:38.000 I used to do them for a while, though.
00:00:40.000 When I was a kid, when I used to do martial arts, there was this dude I used to work out with named Bob Caffarella, and he was like a real psycho.
00:00:45.000 And Bob used to always take cold showers.
00:00:47.000 He said it was good for the spirit.
00:00:49.000 It is.
00:00:50.000 We would all be sitting around going, what the fuck is wrong with him?
00:00:53.000 This guy's in the shower.
00:00:55.000 It was January in Boston, and this guy's in the shower, just fucking freezing.
00:00:59.000 But I feel like when you do it, it's like you feel afterwards this awakeness that you only get with drugs.
00:01:05.000 You never realize how not present you are until you take a cold plunge, and then you're like, oh, now I'm fucking in the world.
00:01:12.000 Right, because your body's trying to protect you from dying.
00:01:15.000 Yeah, which is a real rush.
00:01:18.000 It really is, though.
00:01:19.000 It's norepinephrine.
00:01:20.000 That's the big one.
00:01:22.000 Dopamine kicks up, everything.
00:01:23.000 And it lasts for hours.
00:01:25.000 That's what I tell people, even though they don't want to do it.
00:01:26.000 I'm like, I know it sucks.
00:01:28.000 I don't think it's good.
00:01:29.000 I don't get in and go, this is amazing.
00:01:32.000 I'm the best.
00:01:33.000 I get in and I go, oh, Jesus Christ.
00:01:35.000 Just keep it together.
00:01:36.000 And I just try to stay calm.
00:01:37.000 But I know when I get out, I'm going to feel great for hours.
00:01:40.000 Exactly.
00:01:41.000 Hours and hours.
00:01:42.000 Except for the time I did it.
00:01:43.000 On your instruction.
00:01:44.000 And fucked up.
00:01:45.000 But...
00:01:46.000 It was like jackass doing it at home and getting a nut ripped off.
00:01:51.000 I saw you do it.
00:01:52.000 It looked great.
00:01:53.000 Put the ice in the bath.
00:01:55.000 And I was just cold for like two days straight.
00:01:57.000 It was crazy.
00:01:58.000 Yeah.
00:01:58.000 I wouldn't recommend doing it for ten minutes the first time.
00:02:01.000 You went a little crazy.
00:02:02.000 I went a little crazy.
00:02:03.000 But kudos to you for doing it.
00:02:05.000 It's fucking hard to do ten minutes.
00:02:07.000 Well, I used to do a lot of drugs.
00:02:09.000 I don't really do drugs anymore.
00:02:10.000 I mean, I'll do edibles and occasionally kratom.
00:02:13.000 So I guess I do some drugs.
00:02:15.000 And I'll do cocaine and heroin, but I'm pretty clean other than that.
00:02:20.000 I mean, I eat processed foods and a lot of dessert, but fuck it.
00:02:24.000 I mean, crystal meth, but that's it.
00:02:26.000 And I drink whiskey, no rocks.
00:02:28.000 But I don't do the big drugs, so the cold plunge is really the closest to get to that high.
00:02:33.000 Yeah, if you could get that in a pill, it would be a very popular pill.
00:02:36.000 People would be taking it all day long.
00:02:37.000 I know.
00:02:38.000 But part of it is probably going through the pain, right?
00:02:40.000 Yeah.
00:02:41.000 Is this better for your brain?
00:02:42.000 Because there's a thing, there's a part in your brain, Andrew Huberman has talked about this, I forget what it's actually called, but there's a part of your brain that actually grows when you force yourself into do difficult things.
00:02:54.000 Like, say if you're a person who likes to run, and you force yourself, I'm going to run five miles every morning for 60 days.
00:03:01.000 Like, if you can actually do that...
00:03:03.000 So an asshole.
00:03:04.000 Yeah, an asshole.
00:03:05.000 This is my friend Cam.
00:03:06.000 I'm trying to imagine myself running.
00:03:07.000 I have a buddy of mine that was doing a marathon every day.
00:03:10.000 Oh really?
00:03:11.000 Yeah.
00:03:12.000 He's a psycho.
00:03:12.000 He does these ultra marathons.
00:03:14.000 Oh my god.
00:03:15.000 Where they run for three days.
00:03:16.000 He does- It's like Forrest Gump.
00:03:18.000 No, Forrest Gump was running.
00:03:21.000 Yeah, he ran across the marathon.
00:03:23.000 But they do these things through the mountains.
00:03:25.000 I think it's the Moab 200 or 240. So it's 240 miles through mountains.
00:03:32.000 It's not just straight 240 miles.
00:03:35.000 You're going over mountains and hills and shit.
00:03:37.000 I can run for about seven minutes, and I'm probably lying about that.
00:03:44.000 I'm definitely lying.
00:03:45.000 I can run for about four minutes before I have to stop.
00:03:48.000 I used to not run at all, and then I entered into a 5K, and I couldn't believe how hard it was to do.
00:03:54.000 It's insane.
00:03:54.000 I thought I was in reasonably good shape.
00:03:56.000 Yeah, it's crazy how much more in shape other people are.
00:04:00.000 Especially running shape.
00:04:02.000 Like the runners are people who can do the sprints.
00:04:05.000 They can do something for like a really long time that I can do for maybe like two seconds.
00:04:12.000 I think they're drug addicts too, though.
00:04:13.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:04:14.000 Natural drugs.
00:04:15.000 The natural runner's high.
00:04:17.000 What do you call it?
00:04:17.000 Ephedrine?
00:04:18.000 Not ephedrine.
00:04:19.000 Euphoria.
00:04:19.000 Whatever that thing is.
00:04:21.000 Runner's euphoria.
00:04:22.000 Yeah.
00:04:22.000 I don't know.
00:04:23.000 What are the actual chemicals that get released during a runner's high?
00:04:27.000 We'll find that out.
00:04:28.000 Yeah.
00:04:29.000 It's got to be dopamine.
00:04:30.000 But there's a thing that you do when you do a lot of cardio where you do get really high.
00:04:35.000 Not high in a bad way, but high in a very chill.
00:04:39.000 Endorphins.
00:04:40.000 Endorphins.
00:04:40.000 That's what I was looking for.
00:04:41.000 Popular culture identifies these chemicals behind the runner's high.
00:04:45.000 So you just...
00:04:45.000 It says it's short-lasting.
00:04:47.000 I don't think it's that short-lasting.
00:04:49.000 But you have to do it for a while.
00:04:50.000 You have to run for like, I think, 45 minutes.
00:04:52.000 Oh, here it goes.
00:04:53.000 It says up to a few hours.
00:04:54.000 That makes sense.
00:04:55.000 So the bliss, it can last anywhere from a few minutes to a few hours.
00:04:59.000 But it's side effects.
00:05:01.000 Yeah.
00:05:01.000 No, I mean, when you don't do drugs, that's the only way.
00:05:04.000 Yeah.
00:05:05.000 My dad plays tennis every day for like five hours.
00:05:08.000 That's a good thing.
00:05:09.000 Yeah.
00:05:09.000 That's a great thing.
00:05:10.000 He's obsessed.
00:05:12.000 All he does is play tennis or watch tennis.
00:05:14.000 Really?
00:05:14.000 Just a tennis freak?
00:05:16.000 He's a tennis freak.
00:05:16.000 And he's retired?
00:05:17.000 So he just plays tennis all day?
00:05:19.000 Just plays tennis.
00:05:20.000 He has one of those rackets where you...
00:05:21.000 He's a real nerd about where you plug it into the computer and look at the data.
00:05:25.000 Whoa!
00:05:26.000 And then he's either playing tennis or doing that or just watching tennis on TV. Wow.
00:05:31.000 That's all he cares about.
00:05:33.000 See, that's one if you get into, you're relying on your vehicle, unfortunately.
00:05:38.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:05:38.000 You know, like if you're getting into chess, you can pretty much always move those fucking things around.
00:05:43.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:05:43.000 You know, if you really get obsessed with chess.
00:05:44.000 Chess is my favorite sport.
00:05:46.000 Really?
00:05:46.000 I'm only out of breath after the first 45. Do you play chess?
00:05:50.000 I used to play chess.
00:05:51.000 I used to be in the chess club.
00:05:52.000 Oh, no kidding.
00:05:53.000 I don't play anymore as well, but I love chess, yeah.
00:05:56.000 I'm scared of chess.
00:05:57.000 Really?
00:05:57.000 Yeah, I'm scared I'd get addicted to it.
00:05:59.000 It's not crack.
00:06:01.000 Right, but I don't have any time.
00:06:03.000 That's why I won't play golf.
00:06:04.000 Same thing.
00:06:05.000 I've never played golf.
00:06:06.000 The golfers, like Jamie's a big golfer, they'll tell you how awesome it is.
00:06:09.000 I'm like, I believe you.
00:06:10.000 I'm not going to try it.
00:06:11.000 I'm not going to let it get its fucking fangs into me.
00:06:14.000 That's how I feel about video games.
00:06:15.000 A lot of my comic friends play video games.
00:06:18.000 I think that's the worst drug.
00:06:20.000 You're just wasting your life.
00:06:22.000 There's no intervention.
00:06:23.000 Also, it doesn't have to be sunny out.
00:06:25.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:06:26.000 Three in the morning.
00:06:27.000 I don't want to go to bed.
00:06:28.000 I was at my brother's place.
00:06:30.000 I played a video game once.
00:06:31.000 And I haven't played it since GoldenEye.
00:06:33.000 So I hadn't seen any of the improvements.
00:06:35.000 So I started playing.
00:06:36.000 They're like movies now.
00:06:37.000 It's like crazy.
00:06:38.000 And I got so hooked.
00:06:39.000 There was a moment where I just saw myself being addicted and just snapped out of it.
00:06:43.000 It was like four hours straight.
00:06:45.000 Yeah.
00:06:45.000 I had to quit cold turkey.
00:06:46.000 I used to play Quake online.
00:06:48.000 It numbs you out.
00:06:50.000 It's crazy.
00:06:51.000 It's just too easy to get a game.
00:06:52.000 Because you could always, at any moment in time, I could either be bored, I could be having a conversation that's boring, or I could be doing something boring, or I can just log in and have a death match one-on-one with some dude from fucking Denmark.
00:07:07.000 I know.
00:07:07.000 It's crazy.
00:07:08.000 I remember typing, like, where do you live?
00:07:11.000 And then people are like, I'm in Estonia.
00:07:13.000 Like, whoa, that's crazy.
00:07:15.000 While you're killing them.
00:07:16.000 You kill each other and you make little pauses.
00:07:19.000 It's fun.
00:07:20.000 It's crazy.
00:07:21.000 Yeah, it's fun.
00:07:22.000 I'm afraid to waste all that time.
00:07:24.000 100%.
00:07:25.000 I'm like a workaholic a bit, which obviously you are.
00:07:29.000 Yeah, but I think that's okay.
00:07:31.000 As long as you're doing something that you actually enjoy, I don't think there's anything wrong with being obsessed with something.
00:07:36.000 Yeah.
00:07:37.000 No, I'm not a workaholic.
00:07:38.000 When I worked at Red Lobster, I was not a workaholic.
00:07:42.000 When I worked at Frisch's Big Boy, I was not...
00:07:44.000 Exactly.
00:07:45.000 Let's get this right.
00:07:46.000 I think that's the deal with a lot of kids that are bored in school and they're calling them ADHD. Right.
00:07:52.000 I think they think that the subjects that are being discussed are boring as fuck.
00:07:56.000 Of course.
00:07:56.000 They're bouncing off the walls.
00:07:58.000 They're 13 years old.
00:07:59.000 They have so much fucking energy.
00:07:59.000 Why is it never the teacher's fault?
00:08:01.000 Exactly.
00:08:01.000 It's like, why do the teachers say something interesting?
00:08:03.000 It's insane.
00:08:04.000 It's like, to be like, oh, no, no, they're just...
00:08:07.000 It's like if an audience doesn't laugh and you're like, no, no, no.
00:08:09.000 It's not that I'm not funny.
00:08:10.000 It's that you have laughing deficit disorder.
00:08:12.000 It's like it's throwing the ball onto something else.
00:08:15.000 Be interesting.
00:08:15.000 There was an article in one of the science journals recently about...
00:08:19.000 One of the science magazines recently about ADHD. And then they were saying that it was actually...
00:08:26.000 It's an advantage to think that way for hunter-gatherers.
00:08:30.000 Oh, wow.
00:08:31.000 This is left over from where they're constantly looking at other things and trying to pay attention.
00:08:36.000 And they can focus on one thing very intensely, but they're scanning for a bunch of other stuff.
00:08:41.000 But you notice.
00:08:41.000 Yeah.
00:08:41.000 You're like, ooh, what's that?
00:08:42.000 And then it's like a raspberry.
00:08:43.000 Also, they're always in activity in motion.
00:08:45.000 ADHD may have evolved to help foragers know when to cut their losses.
00:08:49.000 Oh, interesting.
00:08:50.000 You're too focused, you get killed.
00:08:53.000 This is interesting.
00:08:53.000 This is not the one that I read, because this is from February.
00:08:55.000 The one I read was just a couple of days ago.
00:08:57.000 But, symptoms of attention deficit hyperactivity disorder such as impulsivity may have helped foragers and hunter-gatherer communities quickly move on to new areas when food sources were low.
00:09:07.000 That's amazing.
00:09:09.000 So if you're too focused, you don't know when to quit.
00:09:12.000 Right.
00:09:13.000 And then you get fucking killed or you run out of resources.
00:09:16.000 That makes sense.
00:09:17.000 It's like an instinct, let's get the fuck out of here.
00:09:19.000 Right.
00:09:20.000 Well, you know, I got really addicted to Adderall, like everyone.
00:09:24.000 Oh, wow.
00:09:25.000 I'm scared of that, too.
00:09:26.000 I've never tried it.
00:09:27.000 I used to, when I was in, after college, I started taking it, like, recreationally.
00:09:32.000 I went to a psychiatrist and told her I had a problem.
00:09:36.000 And she was like, well, we can prescribe it for you.
00:09:38.000 Oh, Jesus Christ!
00:09:39.000 Then it'll no longer be a problem.
00:09:41.000 Oh, my God.
00:09:42.000 I was like, okay, I was thinking more like rehab, but sure.
00:09:44.000 What kind of fucking psychiatrist are you going to do?
00:09:46.000 She's probably on Adderall right now.
00:09:47.000 I know.
00:09:47.000 She's amazing.
00:09:48.000 Why don't you join me?
00:09:50.000 It's insane.
00:09:50.000 Let's clean my house.
00:09:52.000 I did it for like, I got super, I was doing 90 milligrams a day.
00:09:57.000 Is that a lot, Jamie?
00:09:58.000 It's a lot.
00:09:59.000 What is a normal dose?
00:10:01.000 10?
00:10:02.000 Yeah, when I did 20, I was fucking up for 48 hours or something like that.
00:10:06.000 It's crystal meth for nerds, but it's crystal meth.
00:10:09.000 I mean, it's fucking, it's like, it's intense.
00:10:11.000 I was so cocky.
00:10:12.000 I wrote poetry.
00:10:13.000 That's how high I was.
00:10:14.000 I thought I could write poetry.
00:10:15.000 Yeah.
00:10:15.000 This gentleman, Norman Ohler, was on my podcast two weeks ago, and he wrote all about meth and the Third Reich.
00:10:23.000 Dude, it's crazy.
00:10:25.000 And speed, yeah.
00:10:25.000 The whole thing was meth.
00:10:26.000 They were all methed up.
00:10:28.000 They were methed up when they fucking did the Blitzkrieg.
00:10:30.000 I do a bit about that now, about Hitler being on speed.
00:10:32.000 I'm obsessed with Hitler.
00:10:34.000 Oh, man.
00:10:35.000 I have, like, one of my bookshelves is just all Holocaust and Hitler books.
00:10:38.000 Really?
00:10:38.000 Yeah.
00:10:39.000 But I'm dying to read that.
00:10:41.000 I know Goring was...
00:10:42.000 On everything.
00:10:43.000 They were all on everything.
00:10:44.000 Goring was on, like, huge painkillers the whole time.
00:10:47.000 So was Hitler.
00:10:48.000 Hitler was on...
00:10:49.000 One of the things, the misconceptions that he was on meth, it appears a lot of what he was on was oxys.
00:10:54.000 He was on oxycodone.
00:10:56.000 Yeah, they had the original oxycodones.
00:10:58.000 It's like when you get high and you run over someone, they were like, what the fuck did I do when I was high?
00:11:04.000 They don't even care.
00:11:05.000 I killed all the juice.
00:11:07.000 Did you ever see that video of the lady who's on pills and the cops are telling her to pull over and she doesn't know why and she has no wheel on her car?
00:11:13.000 Her car is like spitting flames.
00:11:16.000 Have you ever seen it?
00:11:17.000 No, I've not seen it.
00:11:17.000 And they pull over and she's like, what's the problem?
00:11:19.000 And the cop's like, ma'am, are you on pills?
00:11:22.000 Like, what the fuck is going on?
00:11:23.000 How do you not know you lost a wheel on the highway?
00:11:26.000 You know what?
00:11:27.000 You gotta see it.
00:11:28.000 It's bonkers.
00:11:29.000 No, that's insane.
00:11:30.000 The Nazis were just all on drugs, which is just like a crazy...
00:11:35.000 I mean, the whole Third Reich is surreal.
00:11:37.000 Look at this.
00:11:38.000 So here's this lady.
00:11:39.000 She's just driving like nothing's wrong, waving.
00:11:41.000 Hi!
00:11:43.000 ...back of another car near Quail Hill Shopping Center.
00:11:45.000 She says her car just gave out.
00:11:47.000 Police say the woman was not impaired, and they didn't arrest her.
00:11:51.000 What the fuck are you talking about?
00:11:53.000 That lady's on pills.
00:11:55.000 If she's not impaired, she shouldn't be ever driving.
00:11:58.000 If you don't notice, you lost a wheel.
00:12:00.000 Right, that's a big red flag.
00:12:02.000 Is that the same one?
00:12:03.000 That might not have even been the same one.
00:12:05.000 It's a longer video of what was happening.
00:12:07.000 Look on the screen, longer video.
00:12:09.000 Right, okay, this is it.
00:12:10.000 Like, there's no way you don't know that.
00:12:13.000 There's no way you don't know.
00:12:14.000 And the truck's open!
00:12:15.000 Also...
00:12:18.000 I say that's not even the big problem at this point.
00:12:21.000 I can't imagine that she's not medicated.
00:12:24.000 That doesn't make any sense to me.
00:12:25.000 Something's going on.
00:12:26.000 If she isn't medicated, she's a psycho.
00:12:28.000 Right, something's wrong.
00:12:30.000 If she's not medicated, she's got a blown fuse.
00:12:33.000 But also, that's how cars catch fire like that.
00:12:37.000 No, that's insane.
00:12:38.000 Yeah, no, I, uh...
00:12:40.000 What is this guy saying?
00:12:42.000 Her erratic behavior.
00:12:44.000 Are you having a hard day?
00:12:46.000 I'm sorry.
00:12:52.000 Well, there we go.
00:12:53.000 Now we're assholes.
00:12:54.000 Well, unless she's making it up.
00:12:56.000 She might be making it up, but she might be telling the truth, which makes sense, where you're like, your whole world is like, what is life?
00:13:03.000 I'm gonna die real soon, and they can't fix this, and you're just, the car's fucking up, and you don't even care.
00:13:09.000 That could be it.
00:13:10.000 The patch is open, and you don't even care.
00:13:12.000 Your world is over.
00:13:13.000 Or you're like, oh shit, I fucked up.
00:13:14.000 Let me say something to get out of it right now.
00:13:17.000 You're a cynic.
00:13:18.000 I am an optimist.
00:13:20.000 I look for the good in people.
00:13:21.000 I did a show once when I was younger, and when you start, I guess I still have dark jokes, but I'm having some joke about SIDS, you know, the sudden infant death.
00:13:30.000 And I was doing it, it was like some pizza shop in my hometown, in an audience, and one person in the audience looked really upset.
00:13:36.000 And I go, what?
00:13:37.000 You don't like the joke?
00:13:38.000 And they were like, our kid died of SIDS. And I immediately went into like, when you were starting out, I just went into the oldest, safest material.
00:13:46.000 I'm like, so I'm broke.
00:13:47.000 Anyone else overdraft?
00:13:48.000 I just go right into it.
00:13:50.000 Panic.
00:13:50.000 And then at the end, I went up to him and her and I apologized.
00:13:52.000 And he was like, oh, we're just joking.
00:13:56.000 I was like, that's the worst heckle ever.
00:13:57.000 Oh, that's so mean.
00:13:58.000 But I stopped doing that kind of joke afterwards because, like, it's fine to do those kind of jokes, but you have to be prepared.
00:14:05.000 Right.
00:14:05.000 I was not prepared.
00:14:06.000 Like, I don't want to upset people like that, so I just stopped doing it.
00:14:09.000 Especially someone who lost their kid.
00:14:10.000 Right, so I was like, I can't do those jokes.
00:14:13.000 Like, I'm not against someone doing those.
00:14:15.000 Like, that's like Anthony Jesselmeck.
00:14:17.000 No, no, no, of course.
00:14:17.000 He has a shit ton of jokes like that.
00:14:18.000 Of course, yeah.
00:14:20.000 They're great.
00:14:20.000 People enjoy it.
00:14:21.000 It's not bad.
00:14:22.000 It's not bad comedy.
00:14:23.000 It's like, but...
00:14:25.000 At least with a guy like Jeselnik, you should know what you're getting into.
00:14:29.000 And don't try to pretend there's something wrong with what he's saying, but all these other people don't have a problem with it.
00:14:34.000 Right, exactly.
00:14:35.000 It's a taste thing.
00:14:36.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:14:38.000 But when you start out, no one knew who I was at their pizza shop in Bloomington, Indiana.
00:14:44.000 That's why it's so dangerous.
00:14:45.000 Yeah.
00:14:45.000 But the only way they're going to find out that's the kind of stuff you do is if you take those risks and do that kind of stuff and get in trouble.
00:14:52.000 You got to do it.
00:14:53.000 You got to get in trouble.
00:14:54.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:14:54.000 I mean, thank God I started before people filmed stuff.
00:15:00.000 How many years are you in now?
00:15:02.000 17. Okay, that's great.
00:15:04.000 That's great.
00:15:05.000 I've said horrible shit, but it's not on film.
00:15:07.000 But you also got in, I think...
00:15:11.000 The filming thing is fucking strange, right?
00:15:13.000 Because some people want to get filmed because you can get some clips like interacting with the audience.
00:15:18.000 Right.
00:15:19.000 But it's like you have to have an opportunity to work out stuff.
00:15:23.000 Of course, yeah.
00:15:23.000 Because there's times when you're on stage and you're saying things and you have a new bit and you don't know where you're taking it while you're taking it.
00:15:31.000 Of course, yeah.
00:15:31.000 And you have to, like...
00:15:32.000 That's why when they Luke the Louie thing...
00:15:34.000 Yeah.
00:15:34.000 It was...
00:15:35.000 Any comic who, like, criticized him should lose their comedian badge right away.
00:15:38.000 They have to me, yeah.
00:15:40.000 If you release something when they weren't planning on it, it doesn't matter what they said in it.
00:15:44.000 You're at fault for releasing something, you know?
00:15:46.000 Well, it's...
00:15:46.000 Obviously, as an audience member that released it, but the comics had criticized him.
00:15:50.000 Like, hey, man, fuck...
00:15:51.000 You.
00:15:52.000 First of all, the guy didn't do comedy for ten months.
00:15:55.000 Yeah.
00:15:55.000 And then second, the stuff that he was saying, if you know him and you know his act, and I guarantee you fucking do, because a lot of those people are just haters.
00:16:03.000 Yeah.
00:16:03.000 If you know him, you know, given enough time, he would make that horrible premise really fucking funny.
00:16:10.000 Yes!
00:16:10.000 And frankly, it was pretty funny then.
00:16:11.000 Pretty funny then.
00:16:12.000 I mean, it was horrible that he was saying, like, push the fat kid in front of you.
00:16:15.000 But that's funny!
00:16:16.000 But you don't think there would be layers upon layers that would make that joke brilliant in a year if you just let him do it?
00:16:23.000 And you learn the cushions.
00:16:24.000 Yes!
00:16:25.000 People like Louis, the great comics, are great at learning how to make a hard joke work.
00:16:30.000 Yes.
00:16:31.000 And he hadn't maybe developed the cushions yet on stage, but they would have come.
00:16:34.000 He hadn't done any comedy at all in ten months.
00:16:37.000 Yeah, no.
00:16:37.000 So this is like literally the first set he did.
00:16:39.000 I think anyone who criticized him about that was the kind of comedian who doesn't take risks.
00:16:44.000 Because if you take any risks, you wouldn't want stuff to be released.
00:16:47.000 Right, exactly.
00:16:47.000 And if you understand how jokes are developed.
00:16:51.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:16:52.000 There's too many people that got into it from something else, and they did stand-up in the beginning, and then they got into it again, they considered themselves stand-ups, and then they'll come out and criticize something like this.
00:17:01.000 And you go, just shut the fuck up, man.
00:17:03.000 You're not even doing it, right?
00:17:04.000 Yeah, you're not.
00:17:04.000 Yeah.
00:17:05.000 You're not even doing it right.
00:17:06.000 Like, you saying that this is bad, like, come on, man.
00:17:10.000 This is how everybody creates material.
00:17:13.000 You have to, yeah.
00:17:14.000 Once he puts it on a special, then you can judge it.
00:17:16.000 Once he decides.
00:17:18.000 Exactly.
00:17:18.000 But until then, yeah, work on it, you know?
00:17:21.000 Imagine if my SIDS joke was filmed.
00:17:22.000 Exactly.
00:17:23.000 I'd probably get into some Notre Dame back then.
00:17:25.000 Well, now on Twitter, you'd become a hero.
00:17:27.000 Yeah, but no one knows about it except for me bringing it up right now.
00:17:33.000 Except for all your listeners.
00:17:34.000 It's like you've got to have a place where you can fuck around, and that's the problem with filming all the time.
00:17:39.000 Because there's things that you'll start a bit off when you first start writing it and start making it.
00:17:45.000 It's so different than when it finishes.
00:17:47.000 You've got to be able to find that.
00:17:49.000 And not have people see it.
00:17:51.000 Yeah, not have people see it.
00:17:53.000 Comedy is like you want people to see the finished product, but it's embarrassing until then.
00:17:57.000 You're sweating.
00:17:57.000 You're sweaty.
00:17:57.000 You're working shit out.
00:17:58.000 You're stumbling.
00:18:00.000 You're bombing.
00:18:00.000 You don't want people to see that part.
00:18:02.000 Well, it's fun to watch as an audience member, though.
00:18:05.000 One of my favorite things is watching a bit develop.
00:18:08.000 Yeah, for sure.
00:18:09.000 Watching someone come up with an initial premise, and maybe they come in the green room, we're all brainstorming, trying to figure out what part is...
00:18:16.000 Where does it get clunky?
00:18:18.000 It's interesting.
00:18:19.000 To me, it's all a mystery how it develops.
00:18:22.000 I think about...
00:18:23.000 I listen to tapes.
00:18:24.000 But when you just keep doing it, it just naturally edits itself.
00:18:27.000 It's an interesting mystery where it naturally forms.
00:18:30.000 Right, right.
00:18:31.000 As long as you're not rigid.
00:18:33.000 Yes, yes.
00:18:34.000 And listen to it all.
00:18:36.000 Yeah, because some people are rigid.
00:18:38.000 And this is a problem that open micers have in beginning comics, is they started doing a bit a very certain way, so they're kind of comfortable saying it that way.
00:18:46.000 And they're uncomfortable on stage already.
00:18:48.000 Right.
00:18:48.000 So they keep saying it the same way.
00:18:51.000 That's the death of comics.
00:18:52.000 Yeah.
00:18:53.000 One of the things Louie taught me, or not taught me, but something I understood, but he really articulated it, is like, the enemy of comedy is roteness.
00:19:00.000 Figuring out that you...
00:19:01.000 Once you think you can say it a certain way where it gets a laugh, it's dead.
00:19:04.000 Like, if you're relying on to just say it that way to get a laugh.
00:19:06.000 Right, right, right.
00:19:07.000 And he made it clear, like, you really...
00:19:10.000 And he shows it.
00:19:11.000 You really got to think about the emotion behind it, which you forget immediately after a while.
00:19:15.000 Yeah.
00:19:16.000 I fall into this trap all the time where I figure out a way to say a joke and it gets a laugh.
00:19:21.000 And I think the minute you're 100% sure it's going to work, that's when it starts dying.
00:19:26.000 Right.
00:19:27.000 I know what you're saying.
00:19:29.000 I think what you're saying is that it has to be real in your mind at that moment.
00:19:33.000 You can't be just reading a script.
00:19:35.000 Yeah, to me it's like instead of...
00:19:39.000 Thinking of like, oh, I'm saying something now that will get a laugh.
00:19:42.000 Just trying to think of the anger or the sadness or whatever.
00:19:45.000 Why?
00:19:45.000 What is upsetting you or making you laugh hysterically about the subject?
00:19:49.000 That's why Bill Burr is so great because it's like, he doesn't look like he's trying to get people to laugh.
00:19:54.000 Right, right, right.
00:19:55.000 He just looks really angry.
00:19:56.000 Yeah.
00:19:56.000 And that's funny.
00:19:57.000 He is.
00:19:58.000 If you talk to Bill in the green room, that's the same guy.
00:20:01.000 If I fucking told him.
00:20:03.000 Yeah, and that's what's hilarious.
00:20:04.000 Just kind of like, the fact he's so great at...
00:20:08.000 Keeping that anger.
00:20:09.000 I don't know if it's an act.
00:20:10.000 I mean, keeping that anger alive through all these shows.
00:20:13.000 It's not an act.
00:20:14.000 It's not an act.
00:20:14.000 He's a psychiatrist.
00:20:15.000 You can call him right now.
00:20:17.000 Bring up something that annoys.
00:20:18.000 Listen to you.
00:20:19.000 You know what my favorite is?
00:20:20.000 When he's on a podcast with someone and they take themselves seriously.
00:20:24.000 He was on with Bill Maher and he was just chewing Bill Maher up.
00:20:28.000 And then he was on Charlamagne Tha God and he was chewing him up.
00:20:31.000 I love it.
00:20:32.000 I love it.
00:20:33.000 He's the best at that.
00:20:34.000 Yeah, he's the king.
00:20:36.000 He's amazing.
00:20:36.000 He's the best at breaking down, yeah, look at you.
00:20:39.000 He's just breaking you down.
00:20:41.000 And you're like, oh no, he knows me.
00:20:42.000 He's just roasting you with that voice.
00:20:44.000 No, he knows me.
00:20:44.000 He knows me.
00:20:46.000 No, he's amazing.
00:20:48.000 Yeah, I just think his ability to just always be himself on stage, which I think that's the comedy I love the most.
00:20:56.000 He has a unique talent for it.
00:20:58.000 A unique talent for anything he's talking about.
00:21:00.000 It's just being himself.
00:21:01.000 Yeah.
00:21:02.000 No, that's incredible.
00:21:03.000 Yeah.
00:21:03.000 It's so interesting to see how so many people do it differently, but we all have something in common.
00:21:10.000 And I think one thing that everybody has in common is the best ones are really thinking about what they're talking about.
00:21:17.000 Right, right.
00:21:17.000 Really.
00:21:18.000 Really?
00:21:19.000 And having to care about it.
00:21:20.000 I feel like so many times I'll do a bit, and it's not working, and then I realize, I don't give a shit about the thing I'm saying.
00:21:27.000 If it's important to me, it'll be important to the audience.
00:21:30.000 Yeah, I have to bail on bits when I'm bored with them.
00:21:32.000 I know, because you're like, I don't really care about this.
00:21:35.000 I'm not actually angry.
00:21:37.000 People are like, yeah, there's something there.
00:21:38.000 I'm like, I know, but right now I don't give a fuck about it, so I have to leave it alone for a little bit.
00:21:41.000 If you don't give a fuck about it, they can tell.
00:21:44.000 Yeah.
00:21:44.000 There's some bits that killed when I first started doing them, and then they got a little flat.
00:21:49.000 And I was like, what is going on here?
00:21:50.000 Oh, I don't care anymore.
00:21:52.000 You don't care.
00:21:52.000 You don't care.
00:21:53.000 And you know they work.
00:21:53.000 There's no mystery.
00:21:55.000 It's also I didn't find out whatever it is in the bit that makes it a great bit.
00:22:00.000 Right.
00:22:01.000 You know?
00:22:02.000 Sometimes you just can't find a thing that elevates it from an eight.
00:22:06.000 It stays at an eight.
00:22:07.000 Exactly.
00:22:08.000 It never hits a 10. Sometimes you keep them in if they make a point, if they're bizarrely ironic or there's something about it where you're like, it's worth it, even though it's not the funniest joke.
00:22:21.000 Little hills and valleys.
00:22:22.000 With the hour, it works well.
00:22:24.000 Yeah, with an hour.
00:22:26.000 But sometimes you just got to set it aside and then sometimes I'll come back to it.
00:22:30.000 I have a whole folder that I call orphaned babies, and it's all bits that never made it on anything.
00:22:38.000 That's great to keep a record.
00:22:40.000 That's a great thing to do.
00:22:41.000 You have to.
00:22:42.000 That's the hardest part, forgetting everything.
00:22:44.000 I forget them sometimes when a friend brings them up.
00:22:46.000 What about the hyena thing?
00:22:48.000 I fucking forgot that.
00:22:49.000 I'm like that.
00:22:49.000 How does it go?
00:22:50.000 People bring that up like, oh yeah, why did I stop doing that joke and then I'll stop doing it again?
00:22:53.000 I know.
00:22:54.000 It's weird.
00:22:54.000 It's tough.
00:22:55.000 I did a release an hour a couple months ago, and so I'm trying to work out a new hour.
00:23:00.000 It's tough when you have that, because there's a lot of jokes you just probably don't care about that much, but you need it in there just for the...
00:23:06.000 Right, right, right.
00:23:07.000 It's like scaffolding, you know?
00:23:09.000 Exactly.
00:23:09.000 Right, to keep the bits together so they're coherent sometimes.
00:23:12.000 But in my head, I'm like, ugh.
00:23:13.000 I think everybody should have a folder.
00:23:17.000 Everybody should write.
00:23:18.000 I know everybody likes to write on stage, and I get it, and there's some of the greats that write on stage.
00:23:23.000 But if you're listening, if you're not those people, everybody else, you should write.
00:23:28.000 Yeah, because you can go back and not forget them.
00:23:31.000 I have a whole...
00:23:33.000 Bookshelf looks like Seven, you know, where he has all the notebooks?
00:23:36.000 That's great.
00:23:37.000 It's all just, you know, crazy manifestos and jokes.
00:23:40.000 I think that's, it's like one of the things that I found when I had to do this live special was that I had to really go over my shit, like with a fine tooth comb.
00:23:49.000 So I wound up writing out all my bits that I've done hundreds of times.
00:23:53.000 Write them out exactly, word for word, just drill it into my head.
00:23:57.000 And then I was preparing for this, I was like, I should probably be doing this all the time.
00:24:02.000 I should probably be doing not just when I'm getting ready for a special, but I should probably be doing comedy this way.
00:24:07.000 I know.
00:24:07.000 It's like whatever I've done late night, I start really analyzing the jokes and cutting them and be like, oh, if I did this all the time, I'd be pretty good.
00:24:18.000 That word does not work there, but it's just because I'm doing it on late nights.
00:24:21.000 So I'm like, but then normally I'm like, whatever.
00:24:24.000 I know.
00:24:24.000 It's funny.
00:24:26.000 We have our own schedule.
00:24:27.000 We get to govern ourselves, which is not always the best thing.
00:24:32.000 Yeah.
00:24:32.000 Because if we were like a prodigy and you were a violin coach, I'd make you practice all day, bitch.
00:24:38.000 I know, but you can only technically practice on stage.
00:24:41.000 That's the weird thing.
00:24:42.000 You can, but you can prepare off stage.
00:24:45.000 Yeah.
00:24:48.000 Yeah, no, I think it's really important to write everything down and go back to it so you don't lose anything.
00:24:54.000 You can forget things.
00:24:55.000 Especially as you get older.
00:24:57.000 I have a bunch of friends that just keep things in their head.
00:25:01.000 Duncan, I'm pretty sure he released this bit so I could say, he might not have fucked.
00:25:05.000 He's got a great bit about Adderall.
00:25:07.000 I released my SIDS bit.
00:25:07.000 You can do it.
00:25:08.000 No, but I don't know.
00:25:09.000 I think he recorded a special, but I don't know if it's on it, so I don't want to say it.
00:25:13.000 But he's got this great Adderall bit.
00:25:15.000 He totally forgot about it.
00:25:16.000 And I said, how does it go?
00:25:19.000 I go, you say it like he's like, oh my god, that joke's amazing.
00:25:22.000 I go, it's your joke.
00:25:23.000 You forgot it.
00:25:24.000 You got it, yeah.
00:25:25.000 It's important to be organized.
00:25:26.000 Yeah, for sure.
00:25:27.000 We govern ourselves, and we're all slackers.
00:25:30.000 It's a weird job because it's just you.
00:25:34.000 Even advice doesn't typically work because every comedian, when they give advice, they're really just giving it that works for them.
00:25:41.000 And you don't know if it works for your voice or how you...
00:25:44.000 So you're just alone and you have to create your own system.
00:25:50.000 Advice, as long as it's not rigid, is really good.
00:25:53.000 Because you really can't tell people how to do things.
00:25:56.000 No.
00:25:56.000 And if anything, I mean, there's some good advice.
00:25:59.000 I mean, when I started out, I got a couple, you know, look around the audience, keep the mic out of the mic set.
00:26:05.000 Oh, yeah, standard stuff.
00:26:06.000 But, like, once you get into real advice, I don't know.
00:26:09.000 I think it just gets in your head for the most part, you know?
00:26:11.000 Sometimes it's good and sometimes it's terrible.
00:26:13.000 You know, I got a lot of terrible advice when I first started out.
00:26:16.000 What's a good advice?
00:26:17.000 Good advice is write a lot, listen to your recordings.
00:26:22.000 That was one thing, this guy Mike Donovan.
00:26:24.000 I got real lucky that I started out in Boston in the 80s, and there was all these local headliners that were awesome.
00:26:30.000 I mean, world class, but they were local, and they stayed local.
00:26:34.000 And one of them was this guy, Mike Donovan.
00:26:36.000 And Mike Donovan, he always had a...
00:26:38.000 This was back in the day when you had cassette recorders that were big, like a fucking box of cigars.
00:26:43.000 And he would sit it on the thing and press record when he went on stage.
00:26:46.000 He goes, you never know.
00:26:48.000 He goes, you might have a new tagline in that moment.
00:26:51.000 That's crazy.
00:26:52.000 And then you'll forget about it if you don't listen.
00:26:54.000 And that was some of the best advice I'd ever heard.
00:26:56.000 He was like the first comic recording of sets.
00:26:58.000 He was just a smart dude.
00:27:00.000 And he just figured out that you got to do that.
00:27:02.000 Yeah, I think that advice is great.
00:27:04.000 Definitely writing a lot and definitely listening to your sets is so important because there's so many comics that go up all the time, but they're delusional and they don't get better because they're not realizing that it's not working.
00:27:16.000 Yeah, you've got to analyze yourself like a hater.
00:27:18.000 Exactly.
00:27:19.000 But stuff about how to say shit and all that, or your style, some of that, I feel like you're kind of alone a little.
00:27:26.000 100%.
00:27:27.000 Because imagine someone like Bill Burr trying to give advice to Mitch Hedberg.
00:27:32.000 Just fucking yell the bitch.
00:27:34.000 Get mad.
00:27:34.000 Get mad.
00:27:34.000 Get mad.
00:27:35.000 Think about it.
00:27:36.000 What the fuck were you thinking about?
00:27:37.000 Get mad about the rice.
00:27:39.000 Get mad that there's so many rice.
00:27:42.000 I mean, at a certain point in time.
00:27:44.000 That's one of the...
00:27:45.000 I've been thinking about doing this for quite a while now.
00:27:48.000 We've talked about it.
00:27:49.000 I think we're going to do it.
00:27:50.000 And what I want to do is have...
00:27:54.000 Outside of podcasts, to just have an interview with headliners when they come into town and tell me about what happened.
00:28:01.000 Tell me about your journey.
00:28:02.000 What was your first open mic?
00:28:03.000 What was it like?
00:28:05.000 How'd you feel?
00:28:06.000 How'd you get started?
00:28:07.000 Did someone influence you?
00:28:08.000 Did someone ask you to do it?
00:28:09.000 I love it.
00:28:10.000 What were your first road gigs?
00:28:11.000 Just not a podcast where it'd be me talking about my stories, but just like I always want to know 100% an interview.
00:28:19.000 Right, right.
00:28:19.000 A conversation, but an interview.
00:28:21.000 And just, you know, so that it's archived for comics.
00:28:24.000 Because you remember, like, when you were starting, I mean, 17 years ago, right?
00:28:28.000 You could get a couple of books.
00:28:30.000 There was a few books.
00:28:31.000 Richard Belzer had a book on stand-up, but it was kind of like tongue-in-cheek.
00:28:33.000 Right, right.
00:28:34.000 The comedy bible for that woman.
00:28:36.000 Yeah.
00:28:36.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:28:37.000 But there was nothing written by anybody who was really good.
00:28:40.000 No.
00:28:41.000 So that was part of the problem.
00:28:43.000 Belzer was good.
00:28:43.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:28:44.000 But nothing written by, like, a George Carlin or a Richard Pryor or, you know, a Lenny Bruce.
00:28:49.000 It's never advice from the great...
00:28:50.000 It's always some weird person, some, like...
00:28:53.000 Kind of grifty.
00:28:54.000 Yeah, it's grifty.
00:28:55.000 And someone will be like, what?
00:28:56.000 You're not a comedian.
00:28:57.000 Well, we thought about doing that at the store back in the day.
00:28:59.000 We were talking about doing comedy classes where a comic, like a headliner, would come in.
00:29:04.000 And I know Ari did this quite a few times.
00:29:07.000 Ari did it in Phoenix when I was there.
00:29:08.000 He set up a seminar for free for all the local comics.
00:29:12.000 Told them, this is how you get a manager.
00:29:13.000 This is how you get an agent.
00:29:15.000 This is how you get stage time.
00:29:17.000 This is what you should do to organize your set.
00:29:18.000 And fucking amazing resource for free.
00:29:21.000 He did it for like two and a half hours.
00:29:23.000 Oh, that's awesome.
00:29:23.000 So Ari was doing that for a while.
00:29:24.000 But there's nothing like that for comics coming up.
00:29:28.000 Everybody has to learn from the people at the clubs.
00:29:31.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:29:32.000 No, that's a good...
00:29:33.000 I would love to hear that stuff.
00:29:35.000 Because if you could start out now, and you can go on YouTube, first of all, you have access to everything.
00:29:40.000 Red Fox, Rodney Dangerfield, fucking everything that's ever been is online.
00:29:44.000 Lenny Bruce.
00:29:45.000 You watch Lenny Bruce recordings right now.
00:29:47.000 Yeah.
00:29:47.000 It was impossible to find that shit when we started.
00:29:49.000 No.
00:29:50.000 Impossible.
00:29:50.000 It's still impossible to understand, but...
00:29:52.000 Yeah, a lot of it, right?
00:29:53.000 I listened to him, I'm like, I don't...
00:29:54.000 It was a different time where saying Yiddish was really, like, hip.
00:29:58.000 Right.
00:29:59.000 Lenny?
00:29:59.000 Yeah, you know, the Meshuggana guys on the street.
00:30:01.000 Well, the thing about Lenny was that no one had ever talked like that publicly.
00:30:06.000 Right.
00:30:06.000 So this was a totally unique thing that you have to take in the context of 1963. Some of the most groundbreaking stuff feels the most dated later, because it is so groundbreaking that everyone, the model changed.
00:30:19.000 The whole world changed the way they think about things, and then talking about things openly the way he did became normal.
00:30:27.000 Right, right.
00:30:27.000 So he's doing normal things to us.
00:30:29.000 But it seems, yeah.
00:30:30.000 No, it's like that musical Oklahoma seems like such a standard thing.
00:30:34.000 Right.
00:30:34.000 But at the time it was super experimental.
00:30:36.000 It was the first one where they had like not a chorus on stage right away or someone singing and a narrative.
00:30:42.000 Like musicals before that were reviews.
00:30:45.000 And you're like, I switched to musicals.
00:30:47.000 You're like, go back to comedy.
00:30:49.000 No, musicals are cool.
00:30:50.000 I love musicals.
00:30:51.000 But it was groundbreaking at the time.
00:30:53.000 A narrative story.
00:30:54.000 Most shit before that was reviews, and they broke a lot of rules.
00:30:57.000 But now it's just Oklahoma.
00:30:59.000 But it was an experimental thing at the time.
00:31:02.000 Like The Wizard of Oz.
00:31:03.000 Yeah.
00:31:03.000 The Wizard of Oz was monumental when it came out.
00:31:07.000 It was something that everybody saw.
00:31:09.000 It was one movie that you would guarantee everybody you talked to had seen The Wizard of Oz.
00:31:14.000 Yeah.
00:31:15.000 No, it is the most watched movie.
00:31:17.000 I read a book about the making recently.
00:31:19.000 It was interesting.
00:31:20.000 Yeah.
00:31:21.000 Did you know that...
00:31:22.000 So, Judy Garland was groped by a lot of the little people on the movie.
00:31:29.000 It's like a whole thing.
00:31:29.000 She got groped.
00:31:30.000 And I read it.
00:31:31.000 Apparently, they were mad.
00:31:33.000 All the little people were very drunk and wild.
00:31:36.000 You know?
00:31:37.000 And they were mad because apparently they were getting paid less than Toto, the dog.
00:31:42.000 Whoa.
00:31:43.000 So the hierarchy on Wizard of Oz was like the dog, little people, and then women at the bottom, you know?
00:31:49.000 And they were like groping her and she couldn't say anything about it.
00:31:51.000 Wow.
00:31:53.000 Isn't it insane?
00:31:53.000 I wish they could make a move.
00:31:54.000 That's also like, what year was that?
00:31:57.000 1939?
00:31:58.000 Bro, people were savages back then.
00:32:02.000 Savage.
00:32:03.000 The director, Victor Fleming, slapped Judy Garland in the face during a scene.
00:32:07.000 Just slapped her because she couldn't keep a straight face.
00:32:10.000 Oh my god.
00:32:12.000 Oh no.
00:32:13.000 I wish I could make a movie about the making of Wizard of Oz and that would show the beauty of the movie but also how horrible behind the scenes were.
00:32:22.000 Right.
00:32:22.000 Because you had the witch Caught on fire and literally lost feeling in her hand at one point.
00:32:28.000 And then they forced her to go back to Margaret, what her name is.
00:32:32.000 They forced her to go back to work the next day, even though she was in the hospital.
00:32:35.000 The original guy playing the Tin Man got really sick because of the paint they were using.
00:32:41.000 He ended up in the hospital and they just replaced him immediately.
00:32:44.000 Yeah, he got really sick.
00:32:46.000 Yeah, no, it's like a...
00:32:47.000 Oh, that makes sense.
00:32:49.000 Like, what the fuck is that stuff they put on his skin?
00:32:51.000 There's no regulation back then.
00:32:52.000 They're just like, let's try this.
00:32:54.000 Also, they had just got done with, like, think about, that was like thalidomide babies back then, right?
00:32:59.000 Yeah.
00:32:59.000 Or that was actually later.
00:33:01.000 Thalidomide babies.
00:33:01.000 Wasn't that, like, in the 60s?
00:33:04.000 But they had the girls that developed cancer because they were using the loom for the watches.
00:33:10.000 Right, right, right.
00:33:11.000 What was that called?
00:33:12.000 Radium girls?
00:33:13.000 Radium girls, yeah.
00:33:14.000 It was horrific.
00:33:15.000 Holes in their face and shit.
00:33:17.000 Their tongues would rot out of their mouths.
00:33:19.000 There was zero.
00:33:20.000 Nobody told them anything because they would lick the tip of their brush because they were doing these very delicate loom dials on watches.
00:33:28.000 No, no one gave a shit.
00:33:29.000 And in Hollywood, the stars were beginning to have power, but Judy Garland, she was just treated like she was owned by them.
00:33:37.000 You know what I mean?
00:33:38.000 Right.
00:33:38.000 Like to slap.
00:33:39.000 Imagine the doctor trying to slap Emma Stone now.
00:33:43.000 Crazy.
00:33:44.000 It's just crazy to think that that wasn't that long ago.
00:33:47.000 I know.
00:33:47.000 And the Holocaust also happened not too soon after.
00:33:50.000 But isn't it kind of like watching tape and listening to tape as a comic?
00:33:55.000 Because you don't know how bad you suck until you see it.
00:33:58.000 And people didn't know how bad that kind of behavior was until you see it.
00:34:02.000 Go to the old James Cagney movies.
00:34:04.000 He'd smack his girlfriend right in the face.
00:34:06.000 And he was the hero.
00:34:07.000 And then they'd kiss each other.
00:34:09.000 Nuts!
00:34:10.000 I love watching old stuff to see the problematic parts.
00:34:15.000 I just find them really funny.
00:34:16.000 You ever see the one where it's like an old western and the guy is spanking his wife and the kid comes along and says, I know why you're spanking mommy.
00:34:27.000 It's because you love her.
00:34:29.000 And he's like, that's right, son.
00:34:31.000 It's so nuts.
00:34:32.000 The woman is over the guy's knees and he's spanking her.
00:34:37.000 It's out of love.
00:34:38.000 You know?
00:34:40.000 That's insane.
00:34:41.000 Yeah.
00:34:41.000 This is like something that someone thought you could pass off in a movie.
00:34:44.000 I mean, that's how confused we were about narratives and about reality.
00:34:49.000 Well, every 80s movie, people are like, you gotta watch this.
00:34:52.000 Here it is.
00:34:53.000 Look at this.
00:34:53.000 Oh, my God.
00:34:55.000 It's John Wayne.
00:34:56.000 Oh, my God.
00:35:03.000 Thanks.
00:35:04.000 He's beating her.
00:35:05.000 God, that's awful.
00:35:05.000 This is not the one where the guy, the wife...
00:35:09.000 I mean, he's beating her with a piece of metal.
00:35:12.000 And what a great show.
00:35:14.000 Oh, my God.
00:35:15.000 What a great movie.
00:35:16.000 I love when they give him the weapon to use.
00:35:18.000 And he's like, thank you.
00:35:19.000 Yeah, normal.
00:35:21.000 Yeah, normal.
00:35:22.000 Beat her with a weapon.
00:35:23.000 Don't use your hand.
00:35:23.000 What if your hand gets hurt?
00:35:24.000 Well, every 80s movie, they're like, you gotta watch this 80s movie.
00:35:27.000 It's a classic.
00:35:27.000 Then you turn it on.
00:35:28.000 It's like 12 nerves gang raping a woman.
00:35:30.000 It's like every 80s comedy is like a prank.
00:35:34.000 What is this one?
00:35:39.000 And he spanks her too?
00:35:40.000 Yeah.
00:35:40.000 So he's carrying her away.
00:35:41.000 Look, he's spanking her.
00:35:42.000 In front of everybody.
00:35:43.000 Look at them watching.
00:35:44.000 What a spanking live back then.
00:35:44.000 This is so crazy.
00:35:46.000 That's insane.
00:35:46.000 Not just spanking, but spanking in public.
00:35:48.000 Not just, like, he's holding her up in the air while he's spanking her.
00:35:52.000 And they're laughing.
00:35:52.000 Like, they think it's wonderful.
00:35:53.000 Look.
00:35:55.000 He's going to fuck her later.
00:35:56.000 Good for you.
00:35:57.000 He just drops her.
00:35:58.000 God.
00:36:01.000 They're just laughing.
00:36:04.000 I've never been so proud of you in all.
00:36:06.000 What the fuck?
00:36:08.000 I've never been so proud.
00:36:09.000 Come around and see me in the morning, son.
00:36:10.000 You start to work at 10. Oh, they both have black eyes.
00:36:14.000 And he's got his arm around her.
00:36:15.000 Oh, sweetie, I got the job!
00:36:18.000 What the fuck is that movie about?
00:36:20.000 We just look evil when we look back in the past.
00:36:23.000 And we're just like, slap!
00:36:24.000 Spank her!
00:36:24.000 Spank her!
00:36:25.000 And by the way, they thought they were so sophisticated because they were comparing themselves to fucking cave people.
00:36:31.000 Of course, yeah.
00:36:32.000 Well, we change.
00:36:33.000 We move at our own pace.
00:36:34.000 Right.
00:36:35.000 And so we had to look at the cave pain.
00:36:37.000 He's going, that is kind of fucked up that you stabbed that guy with a spear.
00:36:39.000 I remember that.
00:36:40.000 It goes from that to movies and plays, right?
00:36:44.000 Yeah.
00:36:44.000 Well, we're getting better.
00:36:46.000 It's just slow.
00:36:47.000 My cousin had a bat mitzvah.
00:36:49.000 It was reformed.
00:36:50.000 That's where you do the whole service in English, and you have to read part of the Bible, which in conservative you do in Hebrew, but in reform you do in English.
00:36:57.000 What is it?
00:36:58.000 Why reform?
00:36:59.000 They're just more liberal, more accessible.
00:37:01.000 It's usually like a lesbian rabbi, and she's eating out her girlfriend on stage and stuff.
00:37:06.000 And there's like the cantors tuning a guitar.
00:37:09.000 And she had to read a part of the Bible, but Reformed do it in English.
00:37:12.000 So the 13-year-old girl had to go on stage in front of everyone and read the selected part.
00:37:16.000 And not every part of the Bible holds up.
00:37:19.000 So it was like 300 people, her parents behind her.
00:37:21.000 And she's just on stage.
00:37:22.000 She has to open to the part.
00:37:23.000 And she's just like...
00:37:25.000 When a slave offends you, you cut off his right arm.
00:37:29.000 And then her parents are behind her and they're like, that's my girl.
00:37:33.000 And then she's like, when you offend them again, you execute them.
00:37:36.000 These are the laws of how to punish your slaves.
00:37:41.000 And we're all just like in the back.
00:37:43.000 Is that a real quote?
00:37:44.000 Yeah, or something like that.
00:37:45.000 Yeah, something close to that.
00:37:46.000 Jesus Christ.
00:37:47.000 And that's why you do it in Hebrew, so you don't have to...
00:37:49.000 So you can pretend it's okay.
00:37:51.000 That's why we do it in Hebrew.
00:37:52.000 You don't know what they're talking about.
00:37:53.000 Well, that was the whole thing about them doing it in Latin, right?
00:37:56.000 Like, nobody could speak Latin.
00:37:57.000 So they could tell them whatever.
00:37:58.000 And take the priest's word for it.
00:37:59.000 It says, give me $100 if you want to be in the afterlife.
00:38:02.000 I think there was a lot of that going on.
00:38:04.000 That's why everybody wanted to kill Martin Luther.
00:38:06.000 Right, right.
00:38:07.000 Yeah, the Latin, that was a big con.
00:38:10.000 Huge con.
00:38:11.000 Yeah.
00:38:11.000 Nobody speaks it.
00:38:12.000 Yeah, only we know what it's saying.
00:38:14.000 The priest was like, kid, it's saying to suck my dick right now.
00:38:16.000 Isn't it nuts?
00:38:17.000 Isn't it nuts that that is kind of a dead language?
00:38:19.000 Like, you could still learn Latin, but nobody speaks Latin.
00:38:22.000 No, unless you're getting possessed by the devil.
00:38:25.000 Yeah.
00:38:27.000 Don't forget that demographic.
00:38:28.000 Oh yeah, those folks.
00:38:29.000 Well, they usually talk in tongues.
00:38:31.000 They're not even doing Latin.
00:38:33.000 They're going...
00:38:33.000 They don't throw in Latin?
00:38:36.000 Do they occasionally?
00:38:37.000 I feel like the exorcist...
00:38:39.000 I feel like she throws in a little Latin.
00:38:40.000 She said, your mother sucks cocks in hell.
00:38:42.000 Which, by the way...
00:38:43.000 Super English.
00:38:44.000 I don't understand why anyone's scared of that movie.
00:38:46.000 That movie's hilarious.
00:38:47.000 That's because you're younger than me.
00:38:49.000 I know, yeah.
00:38:49.000 When I was a boy, that movie was fucking terrifying.
00:38:51.000 I saw that movie, I was real young.
00:38:53.000 Like, I probably shouldn't have been able to see it.
00:38:55.000 Like, what year did that movie come out?
00:38:59.000 75?
00:39:00.000 75?
00:39:04.000 73. Okay.
00:39:05.000 Tried to be Rain Man.
00:39:07.000 So I was 6. Yeah.
00:39:08.000 Well, you should have been seeing the movie anyway.
00:39:10.000 I saw that movie when I was 6. Yeah.
00:39:12.000 My parents let me see all the scary movies.
00:39:13.000 Can I ask you this?
00:39:15.000 Did you at the time, I was telling them about it backstage, did you believe in the devil?
00:39:19.000 Kinda?
00:39:20.000 Oh yeah, sure.
00:39:21.000 Cause I'm a Jew.
00:39:21.000 I'm like a heathen Jew, right?
00:39:23.000 We don't believe in the devil.
00:39:24.000 So for me, it just felt like funny.
00:39:26.000 It's a good fucking movie, man.
00:39:28.000 But it's just like, she's like, saying like, your mom sucks cocks in hell, that's like, to a priest, that's definitively funny.
00:39:35.000 Well, how about when she fucks herself with the cross?
00:39:38.000 I just don't...
00:39:39.000 I don't know.
00:39:39.000 It's just like...
00:39:40.000 She said some wild shit while she was doing it, too.
00:39:43.000 Like, fuck my cunt.
00:39:45.000 Something like that.
00:39:45.000 But that's like...
00:39:46.000 I guess back then, the idea of a kid cursing was like...
00:39:49.000 Oh, it's crazy.
00:39:50.000 But now it's South Park.
00:39:52.000 You want to talk about someone that got fucked up from doing a movie?
00:39:54.000 She got really fucked up from doing these...
00:39:56.000 Imagine, okay?
00:39:57.000 You're a young girl, and you are literally playing the devil.
00:40:01.000 Everybody knows you.
00:40:02.000 You're famous now.
00:40:03.000 And you're famous for being the fucking devil.
00:40:05.000 That's insane.
00:40:06.000 So everywhere you go, people are scared of you.
00:40:08.000 People see you on the street.
00:40:10.000 You fucked yourself with a crucifix in a movie.
00:40:13.000 You're like 13, people are walking by, suck cocks in hell!
00:40:16.000 Jesus Christ, you probably never heard the end of it, and that was another movie that everybody saw.
00:40:20.000 Yeah, that was, yeah, I just, I love horror movies, but I find that one, it's like, I just don't find it...
00:40:27.000 I feel like a girl...
00:40:28.000 I mean, at the time, I get it was scary.
00:40:30.000 Definitely if you're six.
00:40:31.000 But I just find it silly.
00:40:33.000 It's just like you're telling the priest to go fuck himself.
00:40:35.000 This is funny.
00:40:36.000 I get it, but I think it's because we are living in 2024. We're heathens now.
00:40:41.000 And all those movies have gone on, and we've learned from those movies.
00:40:45.000 Which is interesting to think that back then at Kid Cursing, we were so much more puritanical.
00:40:50.000 That was disturbing.
00:40:52.000 Disturbing.
00:40:53.000 And now it's South Park.
00:40:54.000 Yeah, it's totally normal.
00:40:55.000 Now they're sticking things up their butts in cartoons.
00:40:59.000 Yeah, it's totally normal now.
00:41:02.000 And that's again, it's like going back to listen to Lenny Bruce stuff and then trying to listen to...
00:41:06.000 He had one joke that comics inadvertently stole because they didn't realize that they were stealing it.
00:41:14.000 Because it was so brilliant.
00:41:16.000 But it was when homosexuality was illegal back then.
00:41:19.000 And he goes, being gay is illegal, dig?
00:41:22.000 What do they do when they catch you?
00:41:24.000 They put you in jail with a bunch of guys who want to have sex with you.
00:41:28.000 This is a great joke.
00:41:29.000 He has great jokes.
00:41:30.000 It's just...
00:41:31.000 If you went back in time to the 1950s and talked to people, they would think you were a fucking alien.
00:41:38.000 Like, who is this guy?
00:41:40.000 How is he talking so freely about things?
00:41:42.000 Right, right.
00:41:42.000 And he did have great jokes.
00:41:43.000 You just gotta get past the dig and the meshuganas.
00:41:48.000 He had great jokes.
00:41:49.000 That book of his is awesome.
00:41:51.000 The one of his transcripts.
00:41:52.000 Do you look at that?
00:41:53.000 No.
00:41:54.000 It's like just that writing.
00:41:55.000 Of the trials?
00:41:56.000 No, just of the stand-up.
00:41:58.000 Oh, the stand-up.
00:41:58.000 It's awesome.
00:41:59.000 You see it all in like...
00:42:00.000 He had one bit that was like...
00:42:02.000 I love Bill Hicks.
00:42:03.000 He's one of my favorites.
00:42:04.000 But it was similar to a Bill Hicks joke.
00:42:06.000 Not to say Bill Hicks stole from it, but they're just great minds think alike about like...
00:42:10.000 If Jesus came back, would you want to see a cross?
00:42:12.000 Something similar to that.
00:42:14.000 A bunch of guys had that, though.
00:42:16.000 Yeah, but he might have been the first.
00:42:18.000 Yeah, he probably was the first.
00:42:19.000 I mean, Kennison had something kind of similar to that, too.
00:42:22.000 I listened to Bill Hicks recently.
00:42:24.000 He got me into comedy.
00:42:25.000 I always loved him.
00:42:26.000 I listened to him on a road trip recently, and he holds up so well.
00:42:30.000 And I think the people call him preachy.
00:42:32.000 I think they're so wrong.
00:42:33.000 I actually think all his jokes are just good jokes.
00:42:37.000 That aren't really preachy for the most part.
00:42:39.000 See, I don't think it was preachy.
00:42:41.000 Like, I don't think Anthony Jeselnik is really offensive.
00:42:46.000 No.
00:42:47.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:42:47.000 Like, it's a style of comedy.
00:42:49.000 His style of comedy was condescending, I'm smarter than you, and here's some amazing points about life.
00:42:56.000 And so, I liked it.
00:42:58.000 I like that.
00:42:58.000 Hicks, you mean?
00:42:59.000 Yeah, Hicks.
00:43:00.000 Like when Hicks would talk about things, he would talk about things like, you know, everybody's stupid.
00:43:03.000 Like, this is why, and I'm telling you how it should be.
00:43:07.000 And that's what people didn't like about it.
00:43:09.000 But that was also a great way to get some of those points across.
00:43:14.000 Like, there were some points that that's really kind of the only way, if you want to deliver it the way he does it, it's really kind of the only way you can do it.
00:43:20.000 Well, it's also funny to see a crazy person on stage, just someone who's like, you know, that's hilarious.
00:43:24.000 Like, he is a funny character, and I do think he has great misdirects, like, just great jokes that go beyond, like, what ideology he's, like, you know, professing, you know?
00:43:35.000 You mean Hicks?
00:43:35.000 Hicks, yeah.
00:43:36.000 Well, he had...
00:43:38.000 Brilliant shit about the war.
00:43:40.000 They have sophisticated weapons.
00:43:41.000 How do you know?
00:43:41.000 We check the receipts.
00:43:44.000 Well, the whole book depository is very realistic.
00:43:49.000 Oswald isn't in it.
00:43:51.000 He just had great...
00:43:53.000 I just thought he had just...
00:43:55.000 Kind of like Woody Allen.
00:43:56.000 I know he loved Woody Allen.
00:43:57.000 Great misdirects.
00:43:59.000 And when you listen to it now, a lot of it...
00:44:01.000 It's kind of what a lot of good comedy is, where you take a hot-button issue, but then you just have a joke that's just kind of about something else.
00:44:08.000 Right, right, right.
00:44:08.000 And that's really a lot of what his stuff is.
00:44:10.000 It just feels kind of like modern comedy.
00:44:12.000 Yeah.
00:44:13.000 Well, he definitely changed a lot of people's idea of comedy because he made it kind of interesting for the first time.
00:44:18.000 He had interesting subjects.
00:44:20.000 Him and Doug's stand-up definitely were my big influences.
00:44:23.000 I loved you, too.
00:44:24.000 I loved your old...
00:44:24.000 I remember back when I listened to comedy albums.
00:44:28.000 That was a different era, I guess, you know?
00:44:31.000 Oh, wow, yeah.
00:44:32.000 But I remember I loved your bit about the tiger in the zoo, the monster in a box.
00:44:36.000 I still think about that every time I'm in a zoo, because they always make the cage look like they could possibly jump out.
00:44:42.000 Yeah.
00:44:43.000 You remember that bit?
00:44:44.000 Yeah, I do.
00:44:44.000 I kind of remember it.
00:44:45.000 But I remember the story.
00:44:47.000 These kids threw pine cones at a tiger, and the tigers can jump 14 feet in a 12-foot cage.
00:44:53.000 They gave it like a little...
00:44:54.000 They didn't even put a roof on it.
00:44:55.000 This cage is secure unless a tiger gets really mad.
00:44:58.000 But when's that going to happen?
00:44:59.000 I would have given everything to see the look on their face when that thing touched the top of the bars.
00:45:06.000 Yeah, they were like...
00:45:07.000 When the paws hit the bars and the body starts going over, the flood of chemicals that must go into your mind...
00:45:16.000 That's a high!
00:45:18.000 Off the charts.
00:45:19.000 That's a high.
00:45:19.000 Probably like nothing else you'll ever experience in life.
00:45:21.000 That's like a cold plunge times 10,000.
00:45:23.000 Well, it's like undeniable.
00:45:24.000 You're dying right now.
00:45:26.000 It's coming for you.
00:45:27.000 It's a 600-pound super predator.
00:45:29.000 Well, one kid survived, right?
00:45:30.000 One kid survived.
00:45:31.000 I think the kid who threw the pine cones unfortunately survived.
00:45:34.000 I think his buddy got taken out.
00:45:36.000 Oh, that's how fierce tigers are.
00:45:38.000 I'm not gonna fuck you up.
00:45:39.000 I'm gonna fuck your friend up.
00:45:40.000 I think his buddy went to help him.
00:45:42.000 Oh my god.
00:45:42.000 I don't know the whole story.
00:45:44.000 I mean, who knows?
00:45:44.000 It was probably just chaos.
00:45:47.000 But I think about that bit every time at a zoo.
00:45:49.000 They always make it look like the tiger can jump out.
00:45:51.000 I'm like, why don't you just not make it look like that?
00:45:54.000 Put a roof on the box.
00:45:55.000 Monster on the box.
00:45:56.000 Keep the monster in.
00:45:58.000 Why don't you have a roof on the box?
00:46:01.000 If you have a monster in the city in a box, put a fucking roof on the box.
00:46:05.000 We don't need to make it look like it can jump out.
00:46:07.000 We don't need...
00:46:07.000 Also, how expensive is it to put a roof on?
00:46:10.000 Is it that expensive?
00:46:11.000 I think they want to make it feel like it's free.
00:46:13.000 Fuck that.
00:46:14.000 It's not free.
00:46:15.000 No, yeah.
00:46:15.000 They shouldn't be there.
00:46:17.000 I don't agree with zoos at all.
00:46:19.000 You don't like zoos?
00:46:19.000 No, I'm a hypocrite because I took my kids to them because I want my kids to be able to see these animals because it's kind of cool to see a two-year-old staring at a hippo.
00:46:27.000 Whoa!
00:46:27.000 Of course, yeah.
00:46:28.000 But the reality is they're prisons.
00:46:30.000 They're prisons for animals that didn't do anything wrong.
00:46:33.000 But it's a little different in the sense that their life outside of prison is pretty messed up.
00:46:40.000 They're just getting killed.
00:46:41.000 But it's natural.
00:46:42.000 It is natural.
00:46:42.000 They're not all getting killed.
00:46:44.000 They're doing some killing too, which is also unnatural that you just feed these things that live to kill.
00:46:49.000 I guess the zoo is better for the prey.
00:46:53.000 It's definitely bad.
00:46:54.000 Well, I used to have a joke about that, too.
00:46:55.000 About the only animal that I don't feel bad about in the zoo is giraffes.
00:46:59.000 They're having a great time.
00:47:00.000 They don't seem to have any problem with it at all.
00:47:01.000 Like, another day with no lions.
00:47:03.000 Well, it's like, yeah, if that's jail, like, freedom of them just getting chased by...
00:47:08.000 Like, if you were in prison and outside of prison, you could just get eaten at any time, prison wouldn't look so bad.
00:47:14.000 Well, as long as they have a big enough enclosure and they can walk around, they don't seem to have any problem with it.
00:47:19.000 Yeah, it sucks for the predators because they can't hunt.
00:47:21.000 Exactly.
00:47:22.000 And then they always put the tiger next to the giraffe or the lion just to fuck with them.
00:47:26.000 Which is so crazy.
00:47:27.000 It's a little cruel.
00:47:28.000 You imagine being a tiger and you're like, I can't believe it.
00:47:32.000 Every day.
00:47:32.000 And then you forget because you have bad memories.
00:47:34.000 Oh, he's right there.
00:47:35.000 Fuck.
00:47:35.000 What the fuck?
00:47:36.000 Cocksuckers.
00:47:36.000 Yeah, they're kind of cruel with that.
00:47:39.000 Put them in different places.
00:47:40.000 Well, you shouldn't put them there at all.
00:47:42.000 The whole thing's crazy.
00:47:44.000 I get it does protect some endangered species, but boy, I think if we really care about animals, we should put a lot more money into it and there should be a lot larger spaces and it shouldn't be anything remotely resembling a zoo.
00:47:58.000 And it's always weird who gets the big space.
00:48:00.000 At the Louisville Zoo, there's a wolf who just got fucking 12 acres and then a snow leopard's in a little diorama with a cage on it.
00:48:08.000 It's sick.
00:48:09.000 The way they do it in Africa is the way to do it.
00:48:11.000 If you really want to go see an animal, you should go on a fucking safari and drive through these areas where they're They're killing gazelles and they're doing normal lion shit.
00:48:20.000 This is a normal lion in a lion environment and you drive through it and it's probably dangerous as shit.
00:48:26.000 Yeah.
00:48:26.000 And keep your fucking windows rolled.
00:48:27.000 You know that lady from the Game of Thrones, one of the video, I think one of the video editors, one of the editors from the Game of Thrones got killed by a lion in one of those parks.
00:48:36.000 In the safari?
00:48:37.000 She rolled her window down and she was leaning out to take a photo or something.
00:48:42.000 The cat reached in and grabbed her.
00:48:43.000 Oh my god.
00:48:44.000 I saw one of those videos where the people in the car and like one of the, I think it's a tiger, not a tiger, it's Africa, but it was a lion coming up to the car and they're looking at it and the lion just opened the door.
00:48:56.000 Like he just put his paw on the door and opened it.
00:48:58.000 They're like, ah!
00:48:59.000 Lock the fucking door, man.
00:49:02.000 Imagine a little skinny-ass piece of window that you could put your head through easy, and there's a lion right outside of it.
00:49:09.000 He could put his head through it easily.
00:49:11.000 He doesn't know, but if he just fucking smashes his head, it'll go right through that thing.
00:49:16.000 He's a lion.
00:49:16.000 If he's just like crazy that day.
00:49:18.000 If he just decides to pop it with his paw, it's just gonna burst.
00:49:21.000 Well, that's what's crazy about the tiger who killed the kid.
00:49:23.000 It's like, they were like...
00:49:25.000 He can't get out unless he really wants to.
00:49:28.000 It's like, don't protect it from him really wanting to as well.
00:49:31.000 Well, they didn't have the proper height fence.
00:49:34.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:49:35.000 Not only did they not have a roof on it, the fence was two feet shy of what a tiger can jump over.
00:49:39.000 It was only a three-foot wall.
00:49:41.000 What?
00:49:44.000 Leaping over a three-foot wall and out of its enclosure.
00:49:47.000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:49:50.000 They might have misunderstood when they wrote this article, but that's what this says.
00:49:53.000 I don't think that's correct.
00:49:55.000 I'm almost positive that it was 14 feet long.
00:50:00.000 The wall was 1.2 meters, 4 feet shorter than the recommended minimum.
00:50:04.000 But it was more than 3 feet.
00:50:06.000 I think it was 12 feet.
00:50:07.000 The hilarious one was actually 3 feet.
00:50:09.000 I'm like, whoa, what's the problem?
00:50:10.000 That's crazy that it's 4 foot shy.
00:50:13.000 I'm reading multiple articles.
00:50:15.000 This was also weird.
00:50:16.000 I thought it happened in 2011. This says it was 2008, so I'm kind of confused on that too.
00:50:22.000 Maybe there's more than one of those.
00:50:23.000 But this was the same person that died in both articles.
00:50:26.000 Oh, how weird.
00:50:27.000 They're trying to say they were on drugs.
00:50:29.000 Doesn't mean they deserve to die.
00:50:32.000 Three foot wall.
00:50:33.000 That's so crazy.
00:50:34.000 I could jump a three foot wall.
00:50:36.000 Oh yeah, that's not real.
00:50:37.000 I could try.
00:50:38.000 There's no way.
00:50:39.000 I could get you on the third try.
00:50:40.000 Yeah, you could probably at least get over the top of it.
00:50:44.000 There's no way it was, that's no, there's no way, that's this tall, that's crazy.
00:50:47.000 That would be hilarious if we just made it three feet.
00:50:50.000 They're like, he doesn't, you know.
00:50:52.000 From the San Francisco newspaper.
00:50:54.000 What does that one say?
00:50:55.000 A picture of what it was.
00:50:56.000 The wall.
00:50:58.000 Bro, that's pretty high.
00:51:00.000 It says, oh, the new glass wall makes it 19 feet.
00:51:04.000 The current wall used to be 12 feet.
00:51:07.000 So that's where it was, and the tiger jumped over that.
00:51:09.000 And now they gave him an extra 5 feet.
00:51:12.000 Fuck that place!
00:51:13.000 They said the tiger couldn't have made that jump in the distance.
00:51:16.000 They said it was too far.
00:51:17.000 It looks like it's built to have that tiger jump off that top part onto the thing.
00:51:21.000 It's like it's built so he can jump out.
00:51:23.000 Did they say the tiger jumped from the bottom or the tiger jumped from that top part?
00:51:27.000 The articles I was reading when it first happened, they weren't sure what the fuck happened.
00:51:30.000 They were like, it doesn't make sense that it happened.
00:51:32.000 They were like, someone must have helped it.
00:51:35.000 What?
00:51:35.000 That's them covering their ass.
00:51:37.000 It is a little bit of that.
00:51:38.000 That's them covering their ass.
00:51:40.000 They know exactly what happened.
00:51:42.000 There was eyewitnesses.
00:51:43.000 People saw it happen.
00:51:44.000 Also, who could have helped it?
00:51:45.000 Yeah.
00:51:46.000 So that's what it looked like?
00:51:47.000 I guess that's the first picture I've seen of that.
00:51:49.000 Oh my god, imagine that thing coming over the top of that.
00:51:52.000 So that's the three-foot fence, I think, that they were saying.
00:51:55.000 Exactly.
00:51:55.000 But wait, so if they're throwing pine...
00:51:57.000 Is this the pinecones thing?
00:51:58.000 Yeah.
00:51:59.000 So it had to be below if they're throwing pinecones.
00:52:02.000 No, it could be over there.
00:52:03.000 They could throw it over the ridge.
00:52:05.000 You think it got all the way to the...
00:52:06.000 Yeah, yeah, you could throw it that far.
00:52:08.000 That's not that far.
00:52:08.000 No?
00:52:09.000 No, no, no.
00:52:11.000 That looks like 15 yards max.
00:52:13.000 Let me see that again.
00:52:14.000 Let me see that photo again.
00:52:16.000 Yeah, that doesn't look that far, dude.
00:52:17.000 It's a big jump, though.
00:52:19.000 It's probably a big jump for a cat.
00:52:21.000 I don't know if he made the jump.
00:52:23.000 I think he made the jump from the bottom.
00:52:25.000 The one that was confusing said that it was basically in these bushes when they were standing on this rail throwing shit at it and then they got too close and found out there was one way closer than they thought.
00:52:37.000 That's not what I heard.
00:52:39.000 I know it doesn't make sense.
00:52:40.000 I don't know.
00:52:40.000 What I had heard was the thing was over there, they were continuing to throw things at it, and it came towards them and jumped over the wall, which only makes sense.
00:52:49.000 Oh, eyewitness accounts, statements from the...
00:52:51.000 Here's already my confusion, though.
00:52:53.000 This is from 2011, and those last two articles were 2008. Hmm.
00:52:57.000 Well, maybe they didn't release the whole story until 2011. Yeah, there it is.
00:53:03.000 Okay.
00:53:03.000 So it's a lawsuit.
00:53:05.000 Yeah, they should fucking sue, for sure.
00:53:07.000 I mean, definitely you shouldn't throw pinecones at tigers.
00:53:10.000 They don't deserve to die.
00:53:11.000 You're a fucking kid.
00:53:12.000 You're a dumbass kid.
00:53:13.000 That could have been us.
00:53:14.000 If we were both 17, and I'd go, I dare you to throw a pinecone.
00:53:18.000 Come on, pussy.
00:53:19.000 It's just a pinecone.
00:53:22.000 To the dry moat to the top of the wall.
00:53:24.000 Wow.
00:53:25.000 Wow.
00:53:27.000 No, that's crazy.
00:53:28.000 From the bottom of the dry moat.
00:53:30.000 So they got into the bottom, yeah, like I thought.
00:53:32.000 Look at the victim blaming.
00:53:33.000 It was at the bottom of the thing.
00:53:33.000 I can't imagine jumping out unless it was provoked.
00:53:35.000 Yeah, but it shouldn't be able to jump out if it's provoked.
00:53:38.000 Yeah, that's so crazy.
00:53:40.000 You should have a backup plan for the tiger's emotions.
00:53:43.000 Yeah, also, why don't you have guards to make sure that someone doesn't do something like that?
00:53:47.000 The tiger can't get out as long as the tiger's chill.
00:53:51.000 Wow, followed someone's blood trail for about 300 yards where it resumed attacks.
00:53:56.000 Oh my god.
00:53:57.000 Photos show blood-smeared asphalt where the tiger apparently dragged Sosa's body.
00:54:01.000 It found the blood trail.
00:54:04.000 The tiger would leave a kill to go after something else unless it were a compelling reason.
00:54:08.000 Oh my god, another victim blaming.
00:54:10.000 The tiger passed exhibits with warthogs, which it ignored as it followed the blood trail of the two brothers to the Terrace Cafe outside the dining area.
00:54:18.000 This is a real, what are they wearing?
00:54:20.000 What were they wearing?
00:54:21.000 You know what I mean?
00:54:22.000 That's exactly what it is.
00:54:23.000 They were high.
00:54:24.000 Or like when a black person gets killed and they try to vilify the black guy.
00:54:28.000 They're like, he was on drugs.
00:54:29.000 It's kind of like that.
00:54:30.000 They're like, he was high.
00:54:32.000 They should have provoked him.
00:54:34.000 It's like, you should have a cage where a tiger can't get out on any mood the tiger's in.
00:54:39.000 Whether he's happy or mad.
00:54:41.000 They should test every mood and see if he could jump out in any of the moods.
00:54:45.000 Also, what if it killed some old lady who was just there with her niece showing her around?
00:54:51.000 Who the fuck knows what could have happened?
00:54:53.000 You're just guessing.
00:54:55.000 And it didn't even kill the friend.
00:54:56.000 It didn't even kill the guy.
00:54:57.000 It killed the other guy.
00:54:57.000 I don't know who it killed.
00:54:59.000 Now I'm saying that.
00:55:00.000 I'm trying to remember.
00:55:01.000 But I bet it killed...
00:55:01.000 Yeah, it killed the younger of the three.
00:55:03.000 The other two were brothers that were not killed.
00:55:05.000 Who was the one that threw the pine cones?
00:55:07.000 Were they all throwing them?
00:55:07.000 I haven't found out.
00:55:09.000 It sucks that they know that that tiger was like...
00:55:11.000 Maybe they were all throwing pine cones.
00:55:13.000 Maybe I heard the story wrong.
00:55:14.000 Or the tiger was just clearly more annoyed by one of them.
00:55:16.000 Like one of them had a more annoying face.
00:55:19.000 It's whoever the fuck is closest.
00:55:20.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:55:21.000 Who's closest?
00:55:22.000 Who's gonna get taken out first?
00:55:23.000 This thing has never had a chance to take out anything.
00:55:26.000 Yeah, it's a little...
00:55:27.000 I mean, the whole reason they exist is they are the cleanup crew for nature.
00:55:32.000 Anything that has a limp, anything that does something stupid, you go walking through the thick grass, that's a wrap.
00:55:39.000 That's what they're there for.
00:55:39.000 They're there for overpopulation.
00:55:42.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:55:42.000 Because they exist around deer.
00:55:44.000 Yeah, of course.
00:55:45.000 They exist around a very specific kind of deer.
00:55:47.000 It's called an axis deer.
00:55:48.000 And these deer move like lightning, dude.
00:55:50.000 Yeah.
00:55:51.000 You ever see the axis deer?
00:55:52.000 No, I don't think so.
00:55:53.000 They take off like it's crazy because they evolved around tigers.
00:55:57.000 Right.
00:55:58.000 So they just explode away so fast.
00:56:01.000 A lot of times you see those water buffalo moving, they seem to completely forget about tigers or lions until they jump out, and then they're like, oh shit, and then they all run away.
00:56:08.000 Not that many lions eat water buffaloes.
00:56:11.000 No?
00:56:11.000 They're so big, they're too dangerous.
00:56:13.000 You could get a broken jaw, broken leg, they stomp your head, you're dead.
00:56:17.000 But yeah, I agree that predators, it sucks for them in a zoo, but you never want to have a zoo as just prey.
00:56:23.000 That would kind of suck.
00:56:24.000 Reported that her claws were not frayed, suggesting that she made the 12-foot, 9-inch leap on her first attempt.
00:56:30.000 Oh my Dr. Dunker also reported that there was no disease or signs of trauma on the body other than bullet wounds for the cat.
00:56:39.000 Jesus Christ.
00:56:40.000 Do you know there's one specific tribe of lions in Africa that does hunt water buffalo?
00:56:47.000 Yeah.
00:56:47.000 Because they got stranded on an island?
00:56:50.000 Oh, wow.
00:56:50.000 The currents changed to this river, and these lions got stranded on this island that only has water buffalo.
00:56:55.000 Oh, wow.
00:56:56.000 And so the female lions evolved to become much larger than normal female lions.
00:57:01.000 They look like Hulk lions.
00:57:02.000 It's crazy.
00:57:03.000 It's called relentless enemies.
00:57:05.000 Because they're the hunters, the females, right?
00:57:06.000 Yes, the females are the hunters.
00:57:07.000 So they got as big as male lions.
00:57:09.000 Wow.
00:57:09.000 So the female hunters, they're jacked, too.
00:57:12.000 Like, they look freakish because they have to take out water buffalo all the time.
00:57:16.000 Have you seen the video, the best nature video?
00:57:18.000 I mean, it's the one about the water buffaloes walking and the lion comes and they like...
00:57:22.000 It's like four lines and they never go after the big one.
00:57:25.000 It's always like four of them after like a baby water bottle or in like a wheelchair.
00:57:29.000 It's like, ah!
00:57:29.000 And they push him into the water and then a crocodile comes out of the water and grabs the water buffalo, the baby, and then the lions are like having a tug-of-war with like the crocodile.
00:57:39.000 It's like insane.
00:57:40.000 Have you seen that?
00:57:41.000 Yeah, I have seen that.
00:57:43.000 But...
00:57:43.000 The crocodiles are the ultimate cleanup crew.
00:57:46.000 Yeah.
00:57:46.000 See if you can find that Relentless Enemies thing, because you've got to see what these female lions look like.
00:57:50.000 I can show it to us.
00:57:52.000 We always get in trouble.
00:57:53.000 Right, just show it to us.
00:57:54.000 Because these female lions, they don't even look real.
00:57:57.000 They look like CGI lions.
00:57:58.000 That's insane.
00:57:59.000 They're super jacked.
00:58:00.000 So the female lions are normally smaller, but they are the hunter.
00:58:03.000 Yeah, they're the hunters.
00:58:04.000 But this documentary, Relentless Enemies, see if you can find one of the images of the jack.
00:58:09.000 Look at what she's built like.
00:58:10.000 Jeez.
00:58:11.000 She's built like a male.
00:58:12.000 That's insane.
00:58:13.000 She's fucking huge.
00:58:14.000 Those arms are huge, yeah.
00:58:15.000 Huge.
00:58:15.000 Because they have to take out Water Buffalo.
00:58:17.000 She's like a female bodybuilder.
00:58:19.000 It's a great documentary, though.
00:58:21.000 Because it's just about nature adapting.
00:58:23.000 Right.
00:58:24.000 Look at the size of her.
00:58:25.000 Oh, my God.
00:58:26.000 They're so much bigger.
00:58:28.000 And they have to be, because these fucking things are ruthless.
00:58:31.000 I mean, Water Buffalo are huge.
00:58:33.000 And they're tough as shit.
00:58:34.000 You can hang off them with their claws, and they don't even notice it.
00:58:37.000 Yeah.
00:58:38.000 They always have bugs on them and they don't notice.
00:58:42.000 Fucking shit life.
00:58:44.000 Have you done a safari?
00:58:45.000 No.
00:58:46.000 My buddy McCabe, Dan McCabe, my friend, he did it and he sent me footage of a lion killing a prey.
00:58:53.000 Right in front of him?
00:58:54.000 Yeah, he just filmed it.
00:58:55.000 And they're in those open Jeeps?
00:58:57.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:58:57.000 What's that about?
00:58:59.000 Yeah, let that shit up.
00:59:00.000 What is that about?
00:59:01.000 They just haven't figured out yet that they can get you?
00:59:04.000 People love...
00:59:05.000 It's like the zoo.
00:59:05.000 They love to have it all open.
00:59:07.000 They love to just, like, you know, push it as far as they can.
00:59:10.000 Bro, I want to be in an Iron Man suit with a chainmail gun.
00:59:13.000 Yeah.
00:59:13.000 One of those chain guns.
00:59:15.000 I do not want to be...
00:59:17.000 I like how you said Iron Man suit, like it's a real thing.
00:59:19.000 If I had one...
00:59:20.000 Wait.
00:59:21.000 Those Iron Man suits?
00:59:22.000 What happened?
00:59:27.000 Power went out?
00:59:28.000 It's still recording over there.
00:59:30.000 Is the video recording?
00:59:31.000 The video's still, that's the only thing recording.
00:59:33.000 The video's the only thing recording?
00:59:34.000 Yeah.
00:59:35.000 Can we keep going, or should we stop?
00:59:36.000 Yeah, you can, there you keep.
00:59:37.000 Oh, there it goes again.
00:59:39.000 It's the hottest day of the year when I have that problem with the AC being overpowered, but yeah, I mean, I'll turn everything back on.
00:59:45.000 Is today the hottest day of the year?
00:59:47.000 So far, yeah, it's going to be 107. Oh, God.
00:59:50.000 I mean, we're still recording.
00:59:51.000 Really?
00:59:52.000 Yeah.
00:59:52.000 The camera's shut off and on, too, though.
00:59:54.000 I don't know what to tell you.
00:59:56.000 The screen's still on.
00:59:57.000 Cameras are still on.
00:59:58.000 That's still moving.
00:59:59.000 Time's still going.
01:00:00.000 How hot is it today?
01:00:02.000 106, 107. God, it didn't feel like it.
01:00:06.000 You ever be at a club where the lights...
01:00:09.000 I don't know what to do.
01:00:10.000 We might want to stop for like five minutes and make sure this doesn't keep happening while we have the opportunity before it fucks up more.
01:00:16.000 I don't know.
01:00:17.000 Your call.
01:00:18.000 But it's recording, right?
01:00:19.000 Yeah, but it's flickered four or five times.
01:00:23.000 Right.
01:00:23.000 What could possibly happen?
01:00:24.000 It stops recording.
01:00:26.000 It flickered again.
01:00:27.000 Like, while we have a chance for it to stop, we might want to take a break.
01:00:30.000 That's all I'm saying.
01:00:30.000 Okay, we'll take a little pee break.
01:00:32.000 We'll come back, ladies and gentlemen and non-binary folk.
01:00:39.000 Now we're up?
01:00:39.000 Oh, we were just about to complain about the government.
01:00:42.000 Or whoever it is.
01:00:43.000 They're cracking down on our controversial takes on lines.
01:00:46.000 It's YouTube, man.
01:00:48.000 They're trying to ban free speech, man.
01:00:50.000 Yeah, I just got an update.
01:00:53.000 There's a local outage.
01:00:55.000 It's going to take two hours to get everybody else's power up.
01:00:57.000 We got lucky, I guess.
01:00:59.000 Oh, okay.
01:00:59.000 I feel privileged.
01:01:01.000 Is it a brownout?
01:01:02.000 Is this one of them brownouts?
01:01:03.000 I got a notice for my house.
01:01:05.000 It says, Austin Energy outage may affect until 4.38 p.m.
01:01:09.000 That's true.
01:01:09.000 Texas has its own grid, which is great, until it's not.
01:01:13.000 I've read the articles.
01:01:15.000 Yeah, it got real close.
01:01:16.000 Apparently during the cold front, it got real close.
01:01:19.000 They were like 30 minutes away from losing the whole grid.
01:01:22.000 No, my best friend from here, Zach, and he was here when they had to melt the snow or whatever.
01:01:29.000 It just became like some crazy survival thing.
01:01:33.000 That was the first year we lived here.
01:01:34.000 No one knows how to drive in the snow.
01:01:35.000 It was hilarious.
01:01:36.000 Yeah, no, I remember that.
01:01:39.000 People with Corvettes spinning around in intersections?
01:01:43.000 No, he was melting snow.
01:01:44.000 Why was he melting?
01:01:45.000 They had to melt snow for something.
01:01:46.000 For what?
01:01:47.000 I don't know.
01:01:48.000 It was like that movie Alive.
01:01:51.000 They need water.
01:01:52.000 They melted snow for water?
01:01:53.000 It was for water, yeah.
01:01:54.000 Could be.
01:01:56.000 Pipes froze?
01:01:56.000 Yeah.
01:01:57.000 Yeah, that makes sense.
01:01:58.000 It was crazy, yeah.
01:01:59.000 Yeah, you gotta have some water, folks.
01:02:00.000 Keep some water in your house.
01:02:02.000 It's a good move.
01:02:03.000 If you're in a place that happens like that...
01:02:07.000 So if this happens in Boston, they know how to deal with snowy roads.
01:02:10.000 They fix things.
01:02:11.000 It's easy.
01:02:12.000 They plow.
01:02:13.000 Everything gets back online.
01:02:14.000 Any time they're snowed, it all shuts down for two weeks.
01:02:17.000 They don't have plows.
01:02:17.000 Like, hey guys, I've been here twice and it snowed.
01:02:20.000 How about buy a fucking plow?
01:02:22.000 Have one.
01:02:23.000 Yeah, I guess it just hasn't happened enough for them to, you know.
01:02:28.000 That's so stupid.
01:02:29.000 Yeah, I know.
01:02:31.000 I'm from Louisville, Kentucky.
01:02:32.000 It's kind of like that, too.
01:02:33.000 Whenever it snowed, it would shut down the whole city.
01:02:36.000 It's funny if you grew up in a place like...
01:02:37.000 I grew up in Boston, which is like snow is just normal.
01:02:40.000 It's just normal.
01:02:41.000 It's part of, oh, it's snowing out.
01:02:43.000 Did you even have...
01:02:44.000 Did school ever close?
01:02:45.000 It had to fucking snow for school to close.
01:02:51.000 Closing school was such a fun experience.
01:02:53.000 It happened every time.
01:02:54.000 We did have them.
01:02:55.000 We did have snow days.
01:02:56.000 Because it did fucking snow.
01:02:58.000 Right, right, right.
01:02:59.000 But in places like there, if it's just snowing a little, they'll let you go to school.
01:03:02.000 Go to school, bitch.
01:03:03.000 Was there anything better than a snow day?
01:03:04.000 It was so exciting.
01:03:05.000 Yeah, it was amazing.
01:03:06.000 You got a day off.
01:03:06.000 I think I learned more in snow days than I did in any other day.
01:03:08.000 Of course.
01:03:09.000 And then you'd be watching the TV waiting for your county to be listed as the one that closed.
01:03:14.000 And you're like, fuck this.
01:03:15.000 Like, please, I can stay home and watch cartoons, please.
01:03:17.000 It was no greater joy than a snow day.
01:03:19.000 Oh, it was wonderful.
01:03:20.000 And now the snow sucks.
01:03:21.000 You hate it.
01:03:22.000 Someone should redesign school.
01:03:24.000 School's terrible.
01:03:25.000 Yeah.
01:03:26.000 It's just the whole design of getting kids to sit down all day.
01:03:28.000 It's fucking terrible.
01:03:29.000 We wake them up at, like, farmer times.
01:03:31.000 Like, we wake them up.
01:03:32.000 I used to get up at, like, five in the morning like I was a farmer.
01:03:36.000 Yeah.
01:03:36.000 And your parents would just go back to bed.
01:03:38.000 They're like, we don't go.
01:03:39.000 They just get up, and then they go back to sleep.
01:03:41.000 I'd be on the bus at, like, five in the morning.
01:03:44.000 It was insane.
01:03:45.000 Terrible for kids.
01:03:46.000 And then they say we have ADD. We're fucking tired!
01:03:48.000 Yeah.
01:03:48.000 Tired and bored.
01:03:49.000 Yeah.
01:03:50.000 And this thing you're doing in front of me sucks.
01:03:52.000 I got back to the Adderall thing, so I got addicted and I ended up...
01:03:56.000 What did you start off with?
01:03:57.000 How much were you taking in the beginning?
01:03:59.000 I think probably like 30 milligrams.
01:04:01.000 Right away?
01:04:01.000 Yeah.
01:04:02.000 Whoa.
01:04:02.000 I think.
01:04:03.000 Maybe it was a little less.
01:04:03.000 Jimmy, you said 20 kept you up for two days?
01:04:05.000 Yeah, I mean, I'm not a user, but...
01:04:08.000 20 was plenty for me.
01:04:09.000 I don't like how I said user like that.
01:04:10.000 Like, I'm not a user like this junkie.
01:04:13.000 I don't like how you said, I'm not a user.
01:04:16.000 So you started off with 30s?
01:04:18.000 Yeah.
01:04:18.000 Did you start taking it every day?
01:04:20.000 Yeah.
01:04:21.000 Right away?
01:04:22.000 Yeah.
01:04:23.000 Recreationally?
01:04:23.000 First recreationally, then I got the prescription, so it was FDA approved.
01:04:27.000 So you did listen to the psychiatrist.
01:04:28.000 I did listen.
01:04:29.000 She is a doctor.
01:04:30.000 Yes, but then I started taking more and having to buy them off the street.
01:04:34.000 And then at one point I couldn't get any and this kid I knew, this kind of bad seed, I asked him if he had any.
01:04:41.000 He had something he said his uncle made.
01:04:43.000 It was like a synthetic drug.
01:04:45.000 Turned out to be bath salts.
01:04:47.000 I ended up taking them.
01:04:49.000 I greeted her at H&R Block, you know, the tax place.
01:04:54.000 And I just, like, basically had this horrible panic meltdown.
01:04:58.000 Like, it kicked in, and I just thought I was about to die.
01:05:01.000 And when I called my twin sister, I freaked her out.
01:05:04.000 I was like, I think I'm about to die.
01:05:06.000 Goodbye.
01:05:06.000 And then I hung up.
01:05:07.000 And then she called back.
01:05:08.000 And she was like, call the ambulance.
01:05:10.000 They called the ambulance.
01:05:10.000 My heart rate was at, like, 100 and, like, I don't know.
01:05:14.000 Probably what yours is when you're exercising.
01:05:15.000 But it was fast for me.
01:05:19.000 Probably was normal.
01:05:19.000 There was like 190, like crazy shit.
01:05:23.000 That's redlining.
01:05:24.000 It was crazy.
01:05:25.000 Yeah, I almost died, and then I ended up going to rehab for Adderall, which is kind of embarrassing.
01:05:30.000 How hard was it to kick?
01:05:32.000 You know, I weaned off, which was, if you wean off, I think it's okay.
01:05:36.000 Cold turkey is not for me.
01:05:37.000 So you said you were up to 90 a day, so how'd you wean?
01:05:40.000 You know, I was just 80 in one week.
01:05:43.000 Really?
01:05:43.000 I think something like that, yeah.
01:05:45.000 So were you completely functional when you were on it, or were you out of your mind?
01:05:49.000 No, no, I was functional.
01:05:50.000 I was annoying.
01:05:51.000 That was the thing.
01:05:51.000 I was annoying.
01:05:52.000 Oh, you couldn't stop talking.
01:05:53.000 Yeah, I got really annoying.
01:05:56.000 And that, it ended up, like, people were just, that's the thing, people think drugs will, you know, I'm not like a crazy person, but I just annoyed everyone.
01:06:04.000 Right.
01:06:04.000 And so the intervention was more like, you're really annoying, you talk nonstop.
01:06:09.000 And then I got off and it was kind of the same.
01:06:13.000 It wasn't that different.
01:06:14.000 I'm like, no, that's just me.
01:06:15.000 And you're in a lot of work.
01:06:16.000 It's actually a perk.
01:06:17.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:06:17.000 It's actually a plus.
01:06:18.000 But I miss it.
01:06:19.000 I mean, I could never do it again, but I miss it.
01:06:21.000 It was my favorite drug.
01:06:23.000 Like everyone, I have low self-esteem.
01:06:26.000 And when he did it, it made me just write.
01:06:29.000 I just was so productive on it.
01:06:31.000 Really?
01:06:31.000 Yeah, because when I write, I mean, I've gotten better at it now over the years, but when I write, you have that voice telling you it's shit and you can't move forward.
01:06:40.000 And the Adderall, this was before I was doing stand-up a little, but writing screenplays and stuff.
01:06:46.000 And the Adderall gave me the confidence to just fucking plow through it.
01:06:49.000 It wasn't all good, but some of it was good.
01:06:52.000 You know?
01:06:52.000 Well, I mean, that's why they were prescribing it to people back in the day when they first came up with it.
01:06:57.000 Like in Nazi Germany, even before they were giving it to the Nazis, you could buy that.
01:07:02.000 What was it called?
01:07:03.000 What is it called?
01:07:05.000 Pervitin?
01:07:06.000 Pervitin?
01:07:07.000 Pervitin.
01:07:08.000 That's the Hitler speed?
01:07:09.000 Well, it was the for sale version of methamphetamine that you could buy at drugstores.
01:07:16.000 Yeah.
01:07:16.000 And people would just take it.
01:07:17.000 It was like a low dose.
01:07:19.000 It's essentially just like, that's it right there.
01:07:22.000 Kind of real similar to Adderall in a lot of ways.
01:07:25.000 But it was a, you know, it was methamphetamine.
01:07:27.000 Oh, right.
01:07:28.000 And you just could take it.
01:07:29.000 This is like over-the-counter, right?
01:07:30.000 Yeah.
01:07:31.000 Back when they had like heroin candy.
01:07:32.000 Look at that.
01:07:32.000 Methamphetamine hydrochloride.
01:07:34.000 Oh, man.
01:07:35.000 That's crazy.
01:07:36.000 So it was a small dose, and people would take it all day long, and it gave them all this energy to get things done.
01:07:43.000 I mean, think about the engineering that was coming out of Germany at the same time.
01:07:48.000 Kind of nuts, man.
01:07:49.000 They were focused.
01:07:50.000 They were fucking dialed in.
01:07:51.000 He was really focused on that Jew-hating, that Adderall.
01:07:55.000 That speed really focused.
01:07:56.000 Yeah.
01:07:57.000 If he wasn't on it, he probably wouldn't have killed as many people.
01:07:59.000 Well, if he wasn't on everything.
01:08:01.000 He was on oxycodone and they were giving him all these crazy animal hormones.
01:08:05.000 He was having them remove animal organs and they were injecting glands into Hitler's body.
01:08:10.000 They were practicing on it.
01:08:11.000 But here's what I don't get.
01:08:13.000 I've done oxycodone, and when I'm on it, I'm very loving.
01:08:16.000 I love everyone.
01:08:18.000 He was on it, and he was still hating it.
01:08:21.000 He should have been like, I love the juice.
01:08:23.000 The oxycodone should have made him more lovey-dovey.
01:08:26.000 Yeah, that's why I was confused, too, because I had always heard that it was meth.
01:08:29.000 Because I knew that there was meth use, and I knew that Hitler liked cocaine, and they used to shoot him up with testosterone, too.
01:08:35.000 And that makes sense.
01:08:36.000 That makes sense.
01:08:37.000 You're a meth.
01:08:37.000 You're like, we got a problem.
01:08:38.000 Yeah.
01:08:39.000 I'm focused.
01:08:40.000 I'm going to commit to it.
01:08:41.000 But the Oxy, it's like when Rush Limbaugh, you found out he was on Oxy, he was always so angry.
01:08:46.000 Right, right, right.
01:08:47.000 And I feel like if I was on Oxy, I'd be like, everything's going to work out.
01:08:49.000 Bro, he was on like 90 pills a day.
01:08:52.000 But where, like the love- He did so much, they think it's part of the reason why he went deaf.
01:08:56.000 Really?
01:08:56.000 Yeah.
01:08:57.000 Rush?
01:08:57.000 Yeah, there's actually a thing that happens when you overdose on opiates.
01:09:01.000 You take too much opiates, it just fries your fucking ears.
01:09:04.000 To have all that hate on the painkillers, I just don't get.
01:09:07.000 When I'm on painkillers, I love my enemies.
01:09:10.000 I think it's because you're a nice guy.
01:09:12.000 Oh, I like that spin.
01:09:14.000 I think who you are at your core, why you operate in life...
01:09:19.000 Whatever you're taking, whether it's alcohol or pot or whatever, it only enhances that, who you are at your core.
01:09:26.000 So if you're like an evil person deep down, but you're covering it, and then you get drunk and you get really vicious with people, those people are probably already vicious inside of them.
01:09:34.000 Right.
01:09:35.000 That's totally true.
01:09:36.000 But if you're a happy drunk, you're probably a good guy.
01:09:38.000 And you need a couple of drinks to feel loose, and now you're fun, you're having a good time, you're loving, you're hugging everybody.
01:09:44.000 No, that's a good point.
01:09:45.000 What I used to drink, I would tell people I love them.
01:09:47.000 Now I'm sober, I don't tell anyone I love them.
01:09:50.000 Now I'm sober.
01:09:51.000 I'm worse sober.
01:09:53.000 Right.
01:09:54.000 Like I'm just like rigid.
01:09:55.000 That's the benefit of some drugs is that they allow you to relax whatever insecurities you have and just be cool with people.
01:10:03.000 So my girlfriend, speaking of drugs, she's on like serious blood thinners because she just had a stroke.
01:10:09.000 Oh Jesus Christ.
01:10:11.000 How old is she?
01:10:12.000 Like a couple weeks ago.
01:10:13.000 She's 85. So when we started dating two and a half years ago, she was about to get open heart surgery.
01:10:23.000 She told me that on our first date.
01:10:24.000 Oh my god.
01:10:26.000 Is this something she was born with?
01:10:28.000 It was a congenitive heart thing, mitral valve.
01:10:31.000 She had a mitral valve leak.
01:10:33.000 Oh Jesus.
01:10:34.000 And she found it out.
01:10:35.000 She's 37. And so four months into our dating, she got open heart surgery.
01:10:39.000 Oh my god.
01:10:40.000 Yeah, and then everything was going well, and then this was like this month, maybe a month ago, I'm going to see a screening of my friend's movie, this really great comic Isabella Hagen had funded her own movie.
01:10:52.000 I'm going to see it, we're going to meet, and she calls me and she says she can't see out of her left eye, she's on the subway.
01:10:58.000 And we had to, like, call an ambulance and, like, rush to the hospital.
01:11:02.000 And, like, the crazy thing is the ambulance did not take us right away.
01:11:05.000 Like, we got in there and they, like, had to make her fill out her insurance.
01:11:09.000 Oh, my God.
01:11:09.000 For, like, 20 minutes.
01:11:11.000 Oh, my God.
01:11:11.000 That's so crazy.
01:11:13.000 I thought an ambulance just goes.
01:11:17.000 I thought they'd go, too.
01:11:18.000 They were, like, getting the insurance.
01:11:20.000 She's, like, dying.
01:11:21.000 They're, like, what's your group member ID number?
01:11:23.000 Oh, my God.
01:11:24.000 And then they finally went, and there was no siren.
01:11:27.000 We just had the ambulance without the siren, which was pointless, you know?
01:11:34.000 So, ambulance and traffic.
01:11:35.000 Ambulance and traffic.
01:11:36.000 We get to this, like, ER-type place.
01:11:39.000 They think she's having a stroke, and we had, like, a person on TV. It was, like, Black Mirror.
01:11:43.000 They got, like, some neurologist who was, like, on vacation.
01:11:47.000 They brought the TV in, like a TV, and she was on the video.
01:11:51.000 The camera was moving around the room looking at people.
01:11:53.000 It was so bizarre.
01:11:54.000 And she said if it's a stroke, she had to go on, like, really intense, like, blood thinners for the day.
01:12:00.000 And they were so intense that if she even bumped her head, she could get bleeding in the brain.
01:12:05.000 So they had to, like, observe her for, like, a day on these really...
01:12:08.000 Like, she couldn't go anywhere.
01:12:10.000 Because she bled so easily on these blood thinners.
01:12:13.000 Right.
01:12:13.000 She just had to stay put.
01:12:14.000 Yeah.
01:12:15.000 So they gave it to her.
01:12:16.000 She started bleeding out of her mouth right away.
01:12:18.000 She had, like, a cut in her mouth.
01:12:19.000 She was, like, smiling, like blood coming out of her mouth.
01:12:21.000 Oh, my God.
01:12:22.000 And then...
01:12:23.000 And then the craziest part is, so they had to take her to the ICU to observe her.
01:12:27.000 But we weren't at an ICU. We were at like an ER that didn't have people stay the night.
01:12:32.000 So we had to, even though she was on these blood thinners, because you had to go on them for four hours, they had to put her in an ambulance in the rain.
01:12:39.000 And we had to drive to a place where she couldn't move for a day because she could get, if she got hit.
01:12:44.000 Her head was like on the glass.
01:12:46.000 Oh my god.
01:12:47.000 It was insane.
01:12:49.000 Yeah, it was insane.
01:12:51.000 A lot of problems with EMTs and people like that.
01:12:55.000 It's not a problem, but it's part of the job is they get real accustomed to people being fucked up and dying.
01:13:00.000 I know.
01:13:00.000 Yeah, they didn't seem to be that urgent.
01:13:02.000 It's kind of crazy.
01:13:04.000 I've talked to friends that worked as EMTs and they have the most morose senses of humor.
01:13:10.000 And they're so used to people dying.
01:13:12.000 And they tell you a story.
01:13:13.000 They all have PTSD. They're all fucked up.
01:13:14.000 They all get their gunshot wounds and they all see the worst shit.
01:13:18.000 Car accidents.
01:13:19.000 The worst shit.
01:13:20.000 Motorcycle crashes.
01:13:21.000 For us, it was like a huge emergency, but for them, it's just a stroke.
01:13:25.000 Her head's intact, whatever.
01:13:27.000 Oh, my God.
01:13:28.000 It's so crazy.
01:13:30.000 She can't get it back.
01:13:31.000 She has a blind spot in her right now.
01:13:32.000 Oh, my God.
01:13:33.000 Yeah.
01:13:34.000 No way it's coming back?
01:13:36.000 She's gotten used to seeing out both eyes, but when she closes one eye, it's like your forehead would be a little whited out.
01:13:42.000 Oh, wow.
01:13:42.000 And I don't think it's going to come back.
01:13:44.000 She's doing great.
01:13:44.000 She's handled it very well.
01:13:46.000 But, yeah, it's...
01:13:48.000 It was sad.
01:13:48.000 We left the hospital after like a couple days.
01:13:51.000 And the saddest part is like we went outside and there was like a sunrise or a sunset.
01:13:56.000 And she was like, I can't.
01:13:58.000 It doesn't look very pretty to me.
01:13:59.000 Oh, no.
01:14:00.000 Yeah, it was awful.
01:14:01.000 But she's gotten a lot.
01:14:02.000 I think she can see a lot.
01:14:03.000 She's more adjusted to it.
01:14:05.000 But I feel so old.
01:14:06.000 I'm like, my girlfriend had a stroke.
01:14:08.000 I got a pastrami sandwich for her there, and I felt like just an old Jewish couple, just eating a pastrami sandwich.
01:14:14.000 After one of them had a stroke.
01:14:15.000 After one of them had a stroke.
01:14:16.000 Like, here, take your pastrami.
01:14:19.000 Oof.
01:14:20.000 Oof.
01:14:21.000 But, you know, I never thought in a million years I'd be the healthier one in the relationship.
01:14:29.000 That's the luck of the draw.
01:14:31.000 It's nice.
01:14:31.000 It evens out.
01:14:32.000 Like, when she had open heart surgery, we were both, I make a bit about this, but we were both kind of equally out of breath after that.
01:14:39.000 We'd go up subway stairs and we'd both just be, like, fantastic.
01:14:42.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.
01:14:43.000 Yeah.
01:14:43.000 But she's doing great and she handles it very well.
01:14:49.000 She's, like, a better person than me, which is kind of annoying.
01:14:52.000 So even in the hospital, she was, like, super worried.
01:14:54.000 She's a therapist.
01:14:56.000 She was super worried about, like, her patients while she was having the stroke.
01:14:59.000 Oh, wow.
01:14:59.000 It's kind of annoying when people are like...
01:15:01.000 That good?
01:15:02.000 Yeah.
01:15:02.000 You're like, shut up.
01:15:04.000 Well, that's the kind of therapist you want.
01:15:06.000 Yeah.
01:15:06.000 Let's hope she doesn't get jaded by the world.
01:15:08.000 Not yet.
01:15:10.000 Therapist, that's another one.
01:15:11.000 I mean, you've got to think everyone's out of their fucking mind, because everybody you're talking to is out of their fucking mind.
01:15:15.000 Oh yeah, and she sees people like, she's a social worker therapist, so she helps people who typically can't afford.
01:15:25.000 So it's not white people problem therapy.
01:15:27.000 It's like, you know, safety planning.
01:15:31.000 You know, how do I, you know, that kind of stuff.
01:15:33.000 It's not like, I feel unhappy.
01:15:35.000 It's like, your husband beat you, how do we get you out of the house kind of stuff.
01:15:40.000 Yeah, she has an intense life.
01:15:42.000 But it's nice to date, because to me the hardest part about dating someone is their job.
01:15:47.000 They have to tell boring work stories.
01:15:49.000 And you just have to deal with it.
01:15:51.000 Right.
01:15:51.000 But her stories are never boring.
01:15:53.000 They're always like insane shit, you know?
01:15:55.000 I guess that's better.
01:15:56.000 I mean, it's better than pretending you care about her friend being mad at her at the, you know, whatever.
01:16:04.000 After a certain point in time, you might look for that.
01:16:06.000 Yeah, man.
01:16:07.000 I'm looking for nonsense talk now.
01:16:09.000 I like heavy.
01:16:10.000 Do you?
01:16:11.000 I think so.
01:16:12.000 Even when she told me she was about to get open heart surgery.
01:16:14.000 I mean, I liked her.
01:16:16.000 I didn't get excited, but I was like, I don't shy away from that stuff, you know?
01:16:21.000 That's probably a good sign.
01:16:23.000 Yeah.
01:16:23.000 Yeah.
01:16:24.000 No, it feels like we've been married for like 25 years now.
01:16:27.000 Wow.
01:16:28.000 Yeah, you've gone through a lot, right?
01:16:30.000 Yeah.
01:16:30.000 You really learn about someone.
01:16:32.000 If someone's going through heart surgery, how do you react to it?
01:16:35.000 In the hospital when she had it.
01:16:37.000 There's like, have you ever been to the hospital and someone gets surgery?
01:16:40.000 There's like a giant terminal thing that shows everyone's names and it says like in the middle, if they're in the middle of surgery or not.
01:16:46.000 And then sometimes it'll just flash canceled.
01:16:48.000 And you're like, did that person die?
01:16:50.000 But I think they just like, canceled the surgery.
01:16:53.000 Yeah, but yeah, it's intense.
01:16:55.000 But I got a couple good bits out of it and that's what's important.
01:16:58.000 Did she get upset that you have bits about it?
01:17:00.000 Uh, no.
01:17:03.000 No.
01:17:07.000 She might have been disturbed a little by the speed.
01:17:12.000 Well, it's tough.
01:17:13.000 I was in a rut a little.
01:17:15.000 Sometimes you're in a rut with comedy, and then something crazy happens and it just starts coming.
01:17:19.000 You know what I mean?
01:17:20.000 Yeah, the problem is if it involves someone else.
01:17:23.000 We get in that argument a lot.
01:17:26.000 Which I get.
01:17:27.000 I mean, she's not a comedian.
01:17:29.000 I just want to be personal.
01:17:31.000 I want to bravely disclose all her personal...
01:17:36.000 I want to bravely disclose all of it.
01:17:38.000 And how much trouble you're having dealing with her open heart.
01:17:41.000 Yeah, I'm very brave for bringing this stuff up about you.
01:17:44.000 Absolutely.
01:17:45.000 I feel that way.
01:17:47.000 But yeah, she's amazing.
01:17:52.000 And yeah, it's my first serious relationship and I'm already serious and I went from like Your first ever really serious one?
01:17:59.000 Like moving in with the person.
01:18:01.000 Oh wow.
01:18:01.000 I know, I'm like 40. But you're a comic and it's like, it's so hard for comics to just settle down to just staying put and doing things with a person.
01:18:10.000 It's tough.
01:18:11.000 You're just so used to just running from club to club and set to set and meeting your friends and it just becomes a bizarre lifestyle.
01:18:18.000 Especially when I moved to New York.
01:18:19.000 I got into the cellar, and at that point, it's really hard to date people because you get a lot of spots and you can't see anyone.
01:18:24.000 Yeah, your night times are filled.
01:18:26.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:18:27.000 And they get mad.
01:18:29.000 You don't have to do a set tonight, but I do.
01:18:31.000 Yeah, you have to.
01:18:32.000 I remember when I was dating this girl, I was 25, and she was like, you don't have to go up tonight.
01:18:35.000 I'm like, but I do.
01:18:37.000 I suck.
01:18:38.000 I need to get better.
01:18:39.000 This is only one way to do it.
01:18:40.000 I know.
01:18:41.000 But I am working with my therapist about realizing that...
01:18:47.000 You know, I always, for years, saw the person you're in a relationship with is somehow, like, an enemy of your artistic process, you know?
01:18:54.000 Like, they're there to stifle you, and it's an unhealthy way of thinking, and I've tried to work about it.
01:18:58.000 How did you develop that way of thinking, you think?
01:19:03.000 I think my mom, though she's great, was pretty overbearing, like a Jewish mother.
01:19:08.000 And I think she was so kind of always overbearing, always wanting to know what was going on, that I think my response was just go in my room and shut people out.
01:19:19.000 And so I think I'm afraid...
01:19:21.000 You know, she's a Jewish mother, so she just tells me everything to do at all times.
01:19:25.000 So I think I've associated intimacy with someone...
01:19:28.000 I came up with this.
01:19:30.000 My therapist brought this up.
01:19:31.000 I'm not smart enough to realize this.
01:19:32.000 But I think I associate intimacy with someone trying to stifle me or smother me.
01:19:37.000 As opposed to something where you're trying to be in something...
01:19:42.000 But that also can happen if you're with someone who has, they don't understand, like if they have unreal expectations, they expect you to just quit doing comics.
01:19:51.000 Like I had a friend, and he was a good comic, and he was dating this woman who wanted him to get a job.
01:19:57.000 And he was doing pretty good.
01:19:58.000 He wasn't headlining all the places, but he was middling quite a few places.
01:20:03.000 And he had some bits that were bangers.
01:20:05.000 He had some good bits.
01:20:06.000 And he could have been a really good comic.
01:20:08.000 And then he got divorced a couple years later.
01:20:10.000 I ran into him three years later.
01:20:11.000 He got divorced.
01:20:12.000 He was trying to do comedy again.
01:20:13.000 But he hadn't done comedy in three years.
01:20:14.000 And he lost all of his momentum, and he couldn't get spots, and no one gave a shit, and everybody else had kind of moved on and moved up.
01:20:21.000 And that's a bad relationship, because she doesn't understand him.
01:20:26.000 My thing is my girlfriend doesn't think that way, and I sometimes find myself projecting that onto her, because she'll just be like, I'm not comfortable with you doing this joke, and I'm like, quit trying to silence me!
01:20:38.000 I think the thing was with this guy is that he was in his 30s, and it hadn't happened yet.
01:20:45.000 It was one of those, probably the parents, like, what is he doing?
01:20:48.000 What if he doesn't make it, you know?
01:20:50.000 Right, right.
01:20:51.000 Like, have you ever experienced that?
01:20:53.000 I had a girl that I was dating when I was 21, and her father said that, like, what if he doesn't make it?
01:20:57.000 Like, first of all, I'm fucking 21. Yeah.
01:21:00.000 I'm a little kid.
01:21:01.000 Right.
01:21:01.000 Leave me alone, asshole.
01:21:03.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:21:03.000 But second of all, like, who knows?
01:21:04.000 Yeah, he's right.
01:21:06.000 He's like, who fucking knows?
01:21:07.000 I might not make it, but...
01:21:08.000 I'm going to try.
01:21:09.000 I'm not going to not try because I might not make it.
01:21:12.000 That's a pussy's way to live life.
01:21:13.000 Of course.
01:21:14.000 And like, yeah, I mean, you have to like, I don't know.
01:21:18.000 I mean, to me, it's not about making it.
01:21:20.000 It's about if you love something, do it.
01:21:22.000 And do it even if you're broke.
01:21:24.000 I mean, to me, I don't believe in like, I don't think of things as having a safety plan.
01:21:29.000 David Mamet, I think it was him who said that, like, don't have a safety plan because you're falling back on it.
01:21:33.000 Yeah, that's common.
01:21:35.000 Don't have a net.
01:21:35.000 Don't have a net.
01:21:36.000 You will fall.
01:21:37.000 I think you just have to, if you love something, like for me, I love comedy.
01:21:40.000 I love making movies.
01:21:41.000 I'm focused on that.
01:21:43.000 That's wonderful.
01:21:44.000 But there are guys that are doing open mic nights for 25 fucking years and they're still terrible.
01:21:49.000 Yes.
01:21:49.000 Maybe those guys should move on.
01:21:51.000 Oh, 100%.
01:21:52.000 That's what I'm saying.
01:21:53.000 The question is, are you one of those people, right?
01:21:55.000 Right.
01:21:55.000 Well, at 21, I really didn't know if I was one of those people.
01:21:58.000 But you have to at least give it a chance.
01:22:01.000 And if you're dating someone that doesn't want you to do something wild and take a chance, this is not going to work.
01:22:07.000 Yeah, it's definitely good, especially if you have a kid, I feel like it's definitely good to already have a career of some...
01:22:12.000 Like, I have a career.
01:22:14.000 It's not, like, amazing, but it's a career.
01:22:16.000 Yeah.
01:22:16.000 And that helps.
01:22:18.000 Like, it's like, I am making money.
01:22:20.000 Yes.
01:22:20.000 But it's really tough if you're, like, don't make money.
01:22:23.000 Oh, yeah.
01:22:24.000 Especially if you have a kid.
01:22:25.000 Oh, if you have a kid and you're starting out as a comic, boy, that is a fucking uphill slog.
01:22:29.000 You're fucked because then you're also selfish now.
01:22:31.000 Right.
01:22:31.000 Like, you're selfish if you're taking spots.
01:22:33.000 Yeah.
01:22:33.000 When you should be getting...
01:22:34.000 So that's tough.
01:22:35.000 You know what I mean?
01:22:36.000 Well, if you live in the city, at least you can do it when everyone's asleep.
01:22:38.000 Right, right.
01:22:39.000 You know, when I was living in L.A., I would do 10 o'clock shows.
01:22:43.000 So I'd be at home, and then everybody's basically going to bed.
01:22:45.000 I'm like, I'm going out.
01:22:46.000 I'm going to go do shows.
01:22:47.000 So I do shows from 9 p.m.
01:22:49.000 on.
01:22:49.000 That's true.
01:22:50.000 But how was...
01:22:51.000 Was it hard when you first had a kid?
01:22:52.000 Like...
01:22:52.000 Yeah, it's crazy.
01:22:53.000 That's got to be tough doing comedy.
01:22:55.000 It's crazy.
01:22:56.000 But it's also, you know...
01:22:59.000 The thing is, like, they go to bed early.
01:23:01.000 And as long as you have a spouse that understands what's going on and she's cool with it, you can go out and do sets.
01:23:08.000 Yes.
01:23:09.000 But if you're starting out then, and this is like this pipe dream that you have, and you're not making any money doing it, that's a totally different thing.
01:23:15.000 Like, I was already a headliner.
01:23:17.000 I was already on television.
01:23:18.000 I was already making money.
01:23:19.000 That's how we made money.
01:23:20.000 I had to go do comedy.
01:23:21.000 Exactly.
01:23:21.000 So that's a job.
01:23:22.000 But it's not a dream, you know?
01:23:25.000 It's like...
01:23:25.000 Exactly.
01:23:26.000 If you're chasing a dream and you're 36 and you have three kids and you want to quit your job at the accounting company, like, yikes, bro.
01:23:32.000 Now you're kind of being an asshole.
01:23:33.000 Well, it's also like, you better get really fucking good before you quit that job.
01:23:39.000 And how are you going to have the time to get really fucking good?
01:23:41.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:23:42.000 You want to, like, if you're going to have a kid, I think, we talked about, it's a possibility at some point, it's like, you want to at least make enough money in your career that if you had a kid, you'd actually just have to work harder at your career, as opposed to getting another career.
01:23:54.000 Right, exactly, exactly.
01:23:55.000 And it's like, there's a lot of people that are, they have the dream of stand-up, but they probably haven't really gone at it 100%.
01:24:05.000 Yeah, well that's the other thing.
01:24:06.000 And they still have this thing in the back of their head that one day they will and one day they'll really bear down and really start writing and really start performing more often and going up more than twice a week and they just don't.
01:24:16.000 And then they get into the situation where like, oh my god, everyone's kind of passed me by and all the guys I started out with are now working professionals touring the road and I'm still stuck in LA. Right, right, right.
01:24:27.000 Yeah, you have to work hard at it.
01:24:29.000 We were talking about if we had a kid, I was talking to her, and I was like, well, you would, you know, on the weekend I'd be on the road, but during the day, during the week, I'd babysit the kid.
01:24:38.000 And she's like, it doesn't feel like you're very serious if you're referring to it as babysitting.
01:24:44.000 Your own kid.
01:24:45.000 Yeah, you can't say, what'd you do all day?
01:24:47.000 I babysat.
01:24:48.000 Oh, whose kid's mine?
01:24:50.000 What?
01:24:50.000 It doesn't seem like you're really committed to it.
01:24:52.000 No, I'll babysit the kid.
01:24:53.000 You have a very clear responsibility, and it's not yours.
01:24:57.000 I'll do your job for you if you want to take a nap.
01:25:01.000 I'll babysit the kid for you.
01:25:02.000 You do it back to being the boss of the kids.
01:25:05.000 Just pay me $10 an hour.
01:25:09.000 I did say that.
01:25:10.000 Give me what number to call if anything goes wrong.
01:25:13.000 Yeah, that's hilarious.
01:25:14.000 But yeah, having a kid is scary, but I think it's good.
01:25:20.000 I think it's good.
01:25:22.000 But it's not good for everybody, and it's not good depending upon what kind of relationship you're in.
01:25:26.000 Right.
01:25:27.000 You definitely can't do it to save a relationship.
01:25:28.000 Oh my God, I've seen that happen before.
01:25:30.000 I'm like, what are you doing?
01:25:31.000 Are you crazy?
01:25:32.000 You guys are about to break up and now you're having a kid?
01:25:34.000 Yeah, that doesn't work.
01:25:35.000 No one's like, we're about to break up.
01:25:36.000 It's going to keep us together.
01:25:38.000 Sort of, I guess.
01:25:40.000 Yeah, I mean, you'll always talk.
01:25:41.000 I feel like kids...
01:25:42.000 They break people apart more than anything.
01:25:44.000 They break some people apart.
01:25:45.000 They bring some people closer.
01:25:46.000 They definitely brought me and my wife closer.
01:25:48.000 Really?
01:25:48.000 Yeah.
01:25:49.000 It doesn't have to be a negative thing.
01:25:51.000 It's just like comics look at it as a thief of their time.
01:25:54.000 I know.
01:25:55.000 And Louis said it best.
01:25:57.000 He said, you just got to let it change you.
01:25:58.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:25:59.000 I thought that was really good advice.
01:26:01.000 Because it definitely changes you, and you can't resist it.
01:26:04.000 You just got to be who you are now.
01:26:06.000 You're just a different person now.
01:26:07.000 Now you're a person that's watching babies come out of your wife's body.
01:26:12.000 And then grow up and talk to you and you take them to do things together and you have fun laughing together.
01:26:16.000 It's like this very strange thing where a life that did not exist now exists.
01:26:20.000 Right.
01:26:21.000 And you love it more than anything you've ever loved in your life.
01:26:24.000 You love this person.
01:26:25.000 And you love it no matter if the kid is like telling a boring story.
01:26:29.000 Like it goes beyond.
01:26:30.000 Like with your friends, you're like, every story's got to be entertaining, you know?
01:26:33.000 But with people you love, it's like you just love them.
01:26:36.000 I talk to my kids about the most boring shit.
01:26:38.000 Yeah.
01:26:39.000 But to them, it's not boring.
01:26:42.000 They like to talk about bands they like and stuff they like.
01:26:45.000 It's interesting.
01:26:46.000 It's fascinating to watch their little minds grow and the way they interface with the world and see them develop skills and things.
01:26:52.000 Yeah, all my siblings have kids.
01:26:53.000 They're a lot of fun.
01:26:55.000 It's time to do it if you're 40. I know.
01:26:57.000 I keep on acting like I'm rushing into things.
01:27:00.000 I'm like, I don't know.
01:27:00.000 It seems so quick.
01:27:01.000 And then I'm like, wait, I'm 40 years old.
01:27:03.000 Yeah.
01:27:04.000 I always think I'm rushing into things when it's actually like the last chance.
01:27:09.000 Or at least the last chance.
01:27:11.000 We will.
01:27:12.000 It's going to be a little on hold because of the stroke.
01:27:14.000 Yeah, I would say that's probably a good move.
01:27:17.000 Jesus Christ.
01:27:17.000 Well, she's on blood thinners now.
01:27:18.000 She's like a hemophiliac.
01:27:20.000 How long does she have to stay on those?
01:27:22.000 What?
01:27:22.000 How long does she have to stay on those?
01:27:24.000 Until they figure out what kind of caused it.
01:27:27.000 Roger Ailes was a hemophiliac?
01:27:28.000 Mm-hmm.
01:27:29.000 Was he?
01:27:29.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:27:30.000 Jesus.
01:27:31.000 That's a scary one.
01:27:31.000 I know.
01:27:32.000 Anybody could just punch you to death.
01:27:34.000 Yeah.
01:27:35.000 Just give you a bloody nose and you bleed out.
01:27:38.000 Yeah, it's crazy.
01:27:38.000 That's nuts.
01:27:39.000 Yeah.
01:27:40.000 I mean, she's not like that now, but in the ICU, she's basically a hemophiliac, yeah.
01:27:44.000 And so she has to stay on these for how long?
01:27:46.000 I think they're trying to find out exactly.
01:27:48.000 They still don't know what caused the stroke.
01:27:50.000 Wow.
01:27:51.000 They assume it's something to do with a heart surgery.
01:27:52.000 Makes sense.
01:27:53.000 Either that or God hates her and just giving her a bunch of shit.
01:27:56.000 A double whammy to deal with.
01:27:57.000 But I think it's...
01:27:59.000 Yeah, I think they'll find out.
01:28:01.000 But yeah, hopefully not.
01:28:02.000 I mean, I think she'd have to get off if we had a kid.
01:28:04.000 Yeah.
01:28:06.000 But yeah, I have like six nephews and nieces.
01:28:09.000 So you've got baby fever a little bit.
01:28:11.000 It seems like you keep talking about it.
01:28:14.000 A little bit.
01:28:15.000 A little bit.
01:28:16.000 A little touch.
01:28:17.000 A little touch, but also, you know.
01:28:18.000 A little touch of the fever.
01:28:20.000 But also not having a kid.
01:28:22.000 I don't know.
01:28:23.000 They both have good points and bad points.
01:28:25.000 For sure.
01:28:26.000 I don't think everybody needs to.
01:28:28.000 There's a lot of people that have kids that say, everybody should have a kid.
01:28:31.000 I think you can have a wonderful life without having children.
01:28:34.000 I think it's totally possible.
01:28:37.000 Well, the people who killed their kids probably shouldn't have had kids.
01:28:40.000 Everybody should have it.
01:28:41.000 I read this horrible story about this child prodigy that, like, the mother trained this child to do everything.
01:28:48.000 They rebelled at 18 and she killed them.
01:28:51.000 Oh, my God.
01:28:52.000 Yeah.
01:28:52.000 Rebelled against a thing?
01:28:54.000 I forget.
01:28:55.000 I got so disturbed by it, I turned the page.
01:28:58.000 But I was reading about this.
01:28:59.000 But that person shouldn't have had a kid.
01:29:01.000 Yeah, well, there's a lot of psychos that their kid is just a representation of them.
01:29:05.000 It's not an individual human being.
01:29:07.000 It's their property.
01:29:08.000 It's them going through life.
01:29:09.000 You will do what I tell you to do.
01:29:11.000 You will be a lawyer.
01:29:11.000 You will be a football player.
01:29:13.000 Whatever the fuck it is.
01:29:14.000 Well, that's why the other bullshit thing is that people who act like kids make you a better person.
01:29:19.000 Not everybody.
01:29:20.000 That's not true.
01:29:20.000 Yeah.
01:29:21.000 It's like the oxycodone thing.
01:29:23.000 Yeah.
01:29:23.000 Who are you?
01:29:24.000 Exactly.
01:29:25.000 It intensifies.
01:29:26.000 It's actually who you are, but now there's much bigger moral consequences.
01:29:31.000 Right.
01:29:31.000 You can be kind of a dick, but it's not that big of a deal.
01:29:34.000 But then if you have a kid and you're still a dick, now you're like a bad person.
01:29:38.000 Yeah.
01:29:38.000 Where before you were just kind of a dick.
01:29:41.000 Or you're just exuding excellence in broadcasting.
01:29:45.000 Yes.
01:29:48.000 Kind of makes sense why he's so cocky.
01:29:50.000 The guy was like flying high all day.
01:29:54.000 Wee!
01:29:54.000 Rush.
01:29:55.000 Rush.
01:29:55.000 Yeah.
01:29:57.000 That's excellence in broadcasting.
01:29:58.000 Yeah.
01:29:59.000 That was his thing, right?
01:30:00.000 Yeah.
01:30:00.000 Excellence in broadcasting.
01:30:02.000 Rush Limbo.
01:30:03.000 Just to never at once just be at peace.
01:30:05.000 It just made me think, too, like this whole idea of conservatives being like buttoned down, sober people, like look at the world clearly.
01:30:12.000 No, your fucking main guy's pilled out of his fucking mind, spouting out nonsense.
01:30:18.000 Obama's from Kenya.
01:30:18.000 We'll be right back.
01:30:22.000 They're like the real fucking hippies on all these drugs.
01:30:25.000 As long as it's prescribed by a doctor, it's not a drug!
01:30:28.000 That's how I go by it.
01:30:29.000 The doctor said!
01:30:31.000 The doctor said!
01:30:33.000 I told the doctor I have an Adderall problem, he gave me a prescription!
01:30:36.000 It is so funny to be like, I have a real problem, we'll just prescribe it for you.
01:30:40.000 That is so wild that they said that to you.
01:30:42.000 I know.
01:30:43.000 It was insane.
01:30:43.000 That's so wild.
01:30:45.000 Yeah, well, you need it.
01:30:46.000 Obviously, you're on it.
01:30:47.000 You shouldn't get off of it, because then you could die or something.
01:30:49.000 You could fucking be slow and not as...
01:30:51.000 It was hard to get off.
01:30:52.000 It was hard to go back to writing without it.
01:30:54.000 Oh, yeah.
01:30:55.000 It's tough, but I had to do it.
01:30:58.000 I can't go back on it now because I would chain smoke on it, and I quit smoking.
01:31:02.000 And honestly, that's more worrisome.
01:31:03.000 Like, if I took an Adderall, I would just chain smoke again.
01:31:06.000 It seems like a lot of coping.
01:31:07.000 A lot of things going on in your head right now when you're talking about this.
01:31:10.000 Oh, wait, what do you mean?
01:31:11.000 Because it always has a grip on you.
01:31:12.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:31:13.000 It's like, well, maybe I could go back, but then I would start chain smoking, and I don't want to do that, so I don't want to go back.
01:31:17.000 All right, let's do it.
01:31:18.000 Let's relapse right now.
01:31:19.000 Just fucking crush him and start snorting him.
01:31:21.000 Lloyd Bridges from Airplane.
01:31:23.000 Bad day to get back on Adderall.
01:31:25.000 Yeah, I've avoided those, but I've been curious about Adderall.
01:31:29.000 Have you never done it?
01:31:30.000 Nope.
01:31:30.000 Nope.
01:31:31.000 Never done cocaine, never done Adderall.
01:31:33.000 So you do drugs.
01:31:35.000 Yeah, but when I was a kid, I got very lucky.
01:31:38.000 Not lucky, but one of my friends, his cousin, was addicted to coke.
01:31:42.000 And I watched this guy's life completely fall apart.
01:31:44.000 He was selling coke.
01:31:46.000 It was like he got bit by a vampire.
01:31:49.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:31:49.000 He was a different person.
01:31:50.000 He was real skinny and all gaunt and shit and just coked up all the time and fucked up.
01:31:56.000 You're not supposed to use your own supply.
01:31:57.000 That's like a biggie.
01:31:58.000 Well, he didn't follow the rules.
01:32:01.000 He does follow the coke protocol.
01:32:02.000 I think a lot of them don't follow the rules.
01:32:03.000 He wasn't like a businessman.
01:32:05.000 He was a guy who got coke and sold some of it.
01:32:08.000 Such a nerd.
01:32:08.000 That's not drug dealer protocol.
01:32:11.000 Yeah, I mean, it's from the biggie, the Ten Crack Commandments.
01:32:15.000 Ten Crack Commandments.
01:32:16.000 Don't get high off your own supply.
01:32:18.000 Yeah.
01:32:20.000 Yeah, I mean, I did a lot of coke back in the day, too.
01:32:23.000 I mean, you see a lot of sunrises, which is pretty.
01:32:28.000 That's a good way to look at it.
01:32:29.000 I've seen way more sunrises now than I would have if I didn't do cocaine.
01:32:34.000 But what about when you were getting up at farmer hours?
01:32:36.000 You saw a lot of sunrises then, too?
01:32:37.000 Yeah, but as a kid, I didn't appreciate it.
01:32:40.000 When you're a kid, you're never like, oh, look at a beautiful sunrise.
01:32:44.000 And it's easier to stay awake than it is to get up.
01:32:46.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:32:47.000 That's a good point.
01:32:48.000 Very good point.
01:32:49.000 If you're on Adderall, it's way easier to just stay up.
01:32:52.000 That sounds like a profound line in a song.
01:32:54.000 Yeah.
01:32:54.000 Like a Dylan line.
01:32:56.000 When I was young, I used to love staying up all night.
01:32:59.000 I used to think it was awesome that I would be going to bed when everybody was running around.
01:33:02.000 Oh, yeah?
01:33:03.000 It is.
01:33:03.000 That's my favorite thing.
01:33:04.000 It's a sacred time.
01:33:06.000 I have this comedian friend of mine, great comic, Ben Moore.
01:33:09.000 He had an awful sleeping schedule where he would literally go to bed at nine in the morning.
01:33:17.000 And woke up at 5 p.m.
01:33:19.000 and just started his day when everyone was ending there.
01:33:21.000 Was he a comic?
01:33:22.000 Yeah.
01:33:23.000 That's comic life.
01:33:24.000 Yeah, that's a little too much.
01:33:26.000 That's a lot.
01:33:26.000 You need sunlight.
01:33:27.000 Yeah, every now and then you probably shouldn't do that, but every now and again do it.
01:33:31.000 I don't think it's so bad.
01:33:32.000 But I like sunlight.
01:33:35.000 It's good for you.
01:33:36.000 It's how you get vitamin D, how you stay healthy.
01:33:39.000 But when I was in my early 20s when I lived in New York, I would stay up all night all the time.
01:33:44.000 Really?
01:33:44.000 Yeah, I'd go to bed.
01:33:45.000 Not on cocaine, that's very impressive.
01:33:47.000 Just high on life?
01:33:48.000 Playing pool mostly.
01:33:50.000 Oh, you're a big pool guy?
01:33:51.000 Yeah, so I'd go to the clubs, then afterwards go to the pool hall, play pool until 4 o'clock in the morning, go to a diner, get something to eat with my friends.
01:33:59.000 6 o'clock in the morning, I was hanging out with just complete derelicts, like pool hustlers and crazy people, and comics.
01:34:06.000 So it was like no one was normal.
01:34:08.000 And so then it was normal, so if I called someone at 5 o'clock, I said I just woke up, they would think it was funny.
01:34:14.000 I was like, I was up all night.
01:34:15.000 It was normal.
01:34:16.000 It wasn't like you, loser.
01:34:17.000 Right.
01:34:18.000 I was like, oh, you're living the crazy young life.
01:34:19.000 And you liked it, huh?
01:34:20.000 It was a good time.
01:34:21.000 I'm impressed that you could do that without cocaine.
01:34:23.000 I feel like that's very impressive.
01:34:25.000 Yeah, but when you're playing pool all night and you're drinking coffee and just hanging out, it's the time.
01:34:30.000 And also, I was so used to it.
01:34:32.000 I didn't have anything to get up for.
01:34:34.000 Right, right.
01:34:34.000 I didn't have a job.
01:34:35.000 That's when you were doing comedy.
01:34:36.000 Yeah, I just started making money doing comedy, so I had enough money that comedy for the first time in my life was legitimately paying my bills.
01:34:44.000 Oh, wow.
01:34:44.000 Paying my rent.
01:34:45.000 I had a car.
01:34:46.000 I was driving around to gigs.
01:34:48.000 I was doing headliner gigs in Connecticut and Jersey, like $500 there, $350 there.
01:34:54.000 So every week I was making a good amount of money, and I was just having a good time.
01:34:58.000 That's great.
01:34:59.000 They always talk about the moment where you start making it and you can quit your day job.
01:35:03.000 Yeah.
01:35:03.000 That never happened...
01:35:04.000 I would have day jobs and make a little money on comedy, and then the day job would want to fire me because I wasn't there enough.
01:35:11.000 But I'd like, no, I need this job.
01:35:13.000 I don't make enough in comedy.
01:35:15.000 And then they'd fire me.
01:35:16.000 I'd be forced to focus on comedy.
01:35:17.000 How many years in did you become a complete professional?
01:35:20.000 I think like 11. Oh, wow.
01:35:23.000 So you really did keep a job.
01:35:24.000 Do you think the job held you back, or do you think it helped you?
01:35:27.000 No, I only had shitty part-time jobs.
01:35:30.000 I started opening for Kathleen Madigan on the road, and that's when I first started having money.
01:35:37.000 And she was great, and it was great working with her.
01:35:39.000 She's hilarious.
01:35:40.000 She's amazing.
01:35:41.000 I really learned a lot from her, and she's one of the best.
01:35:45.000 And that's where I first kind of had money, where I could actually move to New York.
01:35:49.000 I think I had part-time jobs, and then I was just living with my parents and doing comedy on the road, going to the loony bins and shit, taking greyhounds.
01:35:56.000 I took greyhounds everywhere.
01:35:58.000 Nice.
01:35:59.000 I paid my dues.
01:36:00.000 Nice.
01:36:00.000 I would take an 18-hour greyhound.
01:36:02.000 Ooh.
01:36:03.000 I did that a couple of times.
01:36:04.000 It's insane.
01:36:05.000 Bus trips to a gig are rough.
01:36:07.000 It's like the DMV on wheels.
01:36:09.000 It's just the most depressing.
01:36:10.000 It's the weirdest fucking people.
01:36:12.000 Like, where are you in normal walks of life other than Walmart?
01:36:15.000 You're like, yeah, how did you even get on a bus?
01:36:17.000 Oh, I've heard, like, the craziest shit.
01:36:20.000 Like, the Greyhound is just, like, insane.
01:36:22.000 Am I that story about that one guy who cut a guy's head off on a Greyhound?
01:36:25.000 I used to have a bit about it, because other comics have the observational airplane material, but I wasn't doing well enough to take an airplane.
01:36:34.000 I'd open all my bits with Greyhound material.
01:36:36.000 Oh, wow.
01:36:37.000 Just got here from the Greyhound.
01:36:38.000 I had a bit about how it was...
01:36:40.000 I was surprised the bus even stopped after that.
01:36:43.000 Usually they just keep on going and hope the shit works itself out.
01:36:47.000 That guy, what was he, was just like schizophrenic or something?
01:36:51.000 He cut some guy's head off that was sitting next to him?
01:36:53.000 He's schizophrenic.
01:36:54.000 It was a carny.
01:36:55.000 Canada man who behead bus passenger granted freedom.
01:36:58.000 What?
01:36:58.000 The Canadian legal system is insane.
01:37:01.000 Wait, what?
01:37:02.000 Yeah, no, he got out.
01:37:02.000 He got out.
01:37:04.000 He's been granted freedom?
01:37:06.000 Full freedom?
01:37:07.000 Yeah, no, it's crazy.
01:37:08.000 When you read this, it'll make you, like, appreciate America.
01:37:11.000 He was deemed not criminally responsible and received mental health treatment.
01:37:15.000 A review board in Manitoba ordered his discharge without monitoring, saying he did not pose a significant threat.
01:37:24.000 When you behead someone on a bus, aren't you a significant threat?
01:37:27.000 I just feel like once you've beheaded someone, that's it.
01:37:30.000 That's it for you.
01:37:31.000 Oh my god.
01:37:31.000 Right?
01:37:32.000 He removed his internal organs.
01:37:34.000 He immediately stabbed him.
01:37:37.000 Oh my god.
01:37:38.000 Attack began without warnings, alerted by screams from the victim.
01:37:41.000 The driver stopped the bus and fled with the passengers as Mr. Baker continued his attack.
01:37:48.000 He was found not criminally responsible in 2009 for the killing, spent seven years in treatment, secure wing of a psychiatric hospital.
01:37:54.000 The voice told me I was the third story of the Bible, that I was like the second coming of Jesus, and I was to save people from a space alien attack.
01:38:03.000 He also said he was really sorry for what he had done.
01:38:08.000 It's funny, back to back.
01:38:09.000 It's the best that they took them completely out of context.
01:38:13.000 Generally, I'm not a fan of that.
01:38:14.000 But in this stretch, I put that back up.
01:38:16.000 I like how they talk them completely out of context and said, really sorry, in quotes.
01:38:22.000 Not even dot, dot, dot.
01:38:24.000 I was killing to prevent space aliens.
01:38:26.000 But also, my bad.
01:38:28.000 Pfft.
01:38:29.000 Are you sorry?
01:38:30.000 I'm really sorry.
01:38:31.000 I'm really sorry.
01:38:32.000 There's something about really sorry that's just very funny for that.
01:38:35.000 He definitely doesn't pose a significant threat to the safety of the public.
01:38:39.000 Imagine if that's your friend.
01:38:41.000 This guy cut your friend's head off and they just let him out.
01:38:44.000 It's insane.
01:38:45.000 They did a radio lab about this.
01:38:48.000 In America, if you behead someone, that's like the end of your- That's a wrap.
01:38:51.000 That's a wrap.
01:38:52.000 As it should be.
01:38:52.000 I feel like once you cut off a head, there's no resuscitating your career.
01:38:56.000 But there, they just observed him for a little bit.
01:38:59.000 He believed the victim was an alien.
01:39:02.000 He had his reasons.
01:39:04.000 You hear about the lady in California that smoked weed and she stabbed her boyfriend.
01:39:08.000 She killed him.
01:39:08.000 She stabbed him like 11 times.
01:39:10.000 Something crazy.
01:39:11.000 And they deemed her not criminally responsible because she went psychotic.
01:39:15.000 She had a psychotic break from the weed.
01:39:16.000 But here's the thing.
01:39:16.000 Was she really sorry?
01:39:18.000 She was really sorry.
01:39:19.000 If she was really sorry.
01:39:21.000 I think she said really, really.
01:39:23.000 Really, really.
01:39:24.000 I think we're good.
01:39:25.000 I feel like that guy needed another really.
01:39:26.000 Don't you think?
01:39:27.000 I feel like that is one of those moments where I go, okay, if that was a man that did that to a woman and had the same excuse, I do not think anybody would buy it.
01:39:35.000 No.
01:39:36.000 Not for a fucking second.
01:39:37.000 Just to be like...
01:39:38.000 Woman?
01:39:39.000 Oh, 108 times.
01:39:40.000 Excuse me.
01:39:42.000 Excuse me.
01:39:43.000 108 times.
01:39:44.000 Did I say 11?
01:39:45.000 You said 11. I'm at 108. What the fuck?
01:39:47.000 I forgot.
01:39:48.000 A potent strain of pot.
01:39:50.000 Yeah, it's super potent.
01:39:51.000 That's a really potent strain.
01:39:53.000 Dude, relax.
01:39:54.000 Stop being so judgy.
01:39:56.000 I mean, it was really potent.
01:39:57.000 Do they have to call him potent?
01:39:59.000 She went to jail scot-free.
01:40:01.000 Hmm.
01:40:01.000 She was convicted of involuntary manslaughter.
01:40:05.000 What is the difference between involuntary and involuntary?
01:40:06.000 I didn't mean to kill him.
01:40:08.000 I only stabbed him 108 times.
01:40:09.000 Yeah, I guess involuntary is...
01:40:11.000 One time should be attempted murder, and if you actually kill them, it's murder.
01:40:16.000 Well, yeah, of course.
01:40:18.000 Right?
01:40:18.000 That's one stab.
01:40:19.000 Yeah, premeditated comes in for murder.
01:40:20.000 Right.
01:40:21.000 Okay.
01:40:22.000 But wait a minute.
01:40:23.000 Isn't it second-degree murder if it's not premeditated?
01:40:25.000 Ah, man.
01:40:25.000 I think that's what it is.
01:40:26.000 Yeah.
01:40:27.000 I think that's what second-degree murder is.
01:40:29.000 Like, you don't mean to...
01:40:30.000 Yeah, manslaughter's an accident.
01:40:31.000 Isn't it weird that premeditated is worse?
01:40:34.000 Because the other one is kind of like, oh, he could kill at any time without warning, but that should get a lesser sentence.
01:40:40.000 Yeah, kind of crazy.
01:40:41.000 I feel like that's the scarier one.
01:40:42.000 The premeditated is like, at least you...
01:40:44.000 At least you might know if he's planning it again because he plans it.
01:40:48.000 I see what you're saying.
01:40:50.000 He's got his reasons.
01:40:51.000 The guy on the bus is like, I could kill anyone at any time.
01:40:54.000 And they're like, well, that's not as bad.
01:40:56.000 Although the two were dating, Spetcher told the outlet she never considered Amelia her official boyfriend and said she told him she no longer had any romantic interest in him two days before killing him.
01:41:08.000 Okay.
01:41:08.000 She claimed he was aggressive, intimidating, and had a temper, she told the outlet.
01:41:13.000 So when he encouraged her to hit a bong on the day of the stabbing, she gave into the pressure, then went into a deadly psychosis.
01:41:20.000 Well, I think her alibi is that he was really annoying.
01:41:24.000 He seems super annoying.
01:41:26.000 He got real loud and yelly.
01:41:28.000 Yeah, imagine that for a while.
01:41:30.000 He got super shouty.
01:41:31.000 Fuck that guy.
01:41:32.000 Imagine a guy doing that.
01:41:33.000 So we're both accountable.
01:41:37.000 Oh my god.
01:41:38.000 But there's obviously been more attention to my part versus Chad's part.
01:41:43.000 The part where the guy got stabbed 108 times?
01:41:45.000 I feel like people are really focused on me, and I just don't think it's the full story.
01:41:49.000 Such sexism and bullshit.
01:41:51.000 I stabbed him 108 times, but he also raised his voice a lot.
01:41:56.000 He got shouty.
01:41:56.000 Yeah, but they're just focusing on the- And he scared me.
01:41:59.000 Okay, he fucking raised his voice.
01:42:02.000 That's the problem.
01:42:03.000 Stabbing someone 111 times really- 108. Sorry, 108. It wasn't that potent.
01:42:08.000 Hyperbole.
01:42:09.000 I love how they say potent weed.
01:42:12.000 Super potent.
01:42:12.000 As if that's the strand.
01:42:14.000 Like you go to the drugstore, they're like, this strand will have you stab your boyfriend.
01:42:17.000 A month before the fatal encounter, Amelia's roommate also had an extreme reaction after smoking out of the same bong, Goldstein said.
01:42:25.000 He suffered hallucinations and fear of death.
01:42:28.000 But that just sounds like you get too high.
01:42:29.000 That's just what every time I get out of it.
01:42:31.000 What fucking bong does this guy have?
01:42:32.000 Yeah.
01:42:33.000 She only smoked pot less than a half a dozen times prior to the stabbing, her lawyer said, describing her as a naive user.
01:42:39.000 She's naive.
01:42:41.000 But just imagine the sexes being reversed.
01:42:43.000 She got really yelly, and I got real nervous.
01:42:47.000 And, you know, I'd only smoked pot like six times before that.
01:42:51.000 Oh, well, in that case, yeah.
01:42:52.000 Are you really, really sorry?
01:42:54.000 Well, also, like, what about her part?
01:42:57.000 Well, I guess she was kind of responsible.
01:42:59.000 It's just funny that they're using weed like it's bath salts or crystal meth.
01:43:03.000 Exactly.
01:43:04.000 It was a really strong weed.
01:43:06.000 31% THC. That's pretty high, son.
01:43:10.000 But it's like, no matter how- Because there's caution for high-tolerance users only.
01:43:15.000 Yeah, but the problem is the side effects or the effects of marijuana do not match that at all.
01:43:20.000 No!
01:43:21.000 It's the opposite.
01:43:22.000 I don't- Yeah, that's- I think that's on her.
01:43:25.000 Los Angeles-based dispensary found marijuana flower for sale legally with TH levels as high as 39%.
01:43:31.000 That's even more potent.
01:43:33.000 Similar levels were available Friday from a local competitor, but yet no one's running around stabbing people.
01:43:38.000 It's just so crazy that they accepted that.
01:43:40.000 That sounds so nuts.
01:43:41.000 And you talk about victim blaming.
01:43:43.000 Well, what about Chad?
01:43:45.000 Chad was really shouty.
01:43:46.000 Oh, his name was Chad?
01:43:47.000 And then nevermind.
01:43:48.000 Yeah, his name was Chad.
01:43:48.000 Nevermind then.
01:43:49.000 Didn't they say...
01:43:50.000 That's his name, right?
01:43:52.000 Chad.
01:43:52.000 I hate that name.
01:43:53.000 It's not a good name for a guy that got stabbed.
01:43:55.000 Automatically.
01:43:56.000 Unless her name's Karen.
01:43:58.000 Automatically you're gonna be on...
01:43:58.000 Sean.
01:44:00.000 It was Sean?
01:44:00.000 Sean.
01:44:02.000 But it's like what we said.
01:44:03.000 No, Chad.
01:44:03.000 Chad.
01:44:04.000 Yeah, killing of Chad.
01:44:05.000 I don't know why it says Sean here.
01:44:06.000 Chad.
01:44:07.000 People don't even care about the guy's fucking name.
01:44:09.000 Fuck Chad.
01:44:10.000 His father, Sean.
01:44:11.000 I mean, like, yeah, that's what we talked about before, when the drug brings out who you are inside.
01:44:16.000 Right.
01:44:16.000 Like, the killing of the...
01:44:18.000 Stabbing someone 108 times, that's you.
01:44:21.000 Also, how do you keep doing it after you do it one or two times?
01:44:24.000 I know.
01:44:25.000 It's really boring after a while.
01:44:26.000 That's so crazy.
01:44:27.000 Your arm must get tired.
01:44:29.000 You stabbed him 108 times.
01:44:30.000 It's actually a pretty impressive workout.
01:44:32.000 She probably hurt herself.
01:44:33.000 What about that?
01:44:34.000 She got hurt too.
01:44:36.000 What about that?
01:44:38.000 It's a good point.
01:44:39.000 I couldn't imagine ever seeing those roles reversed.
01:44:43.000 There's no way.
01:44:43.000 Yeah, I stabbed her 108 times, but here's the thing.
01:44:46.000 She was real naggy.
01:44:48.000 Super shouty.
01:44:49.000 And I was pretty high.
01:44:51.000 Yeah, I got really high.
01:44:51.000 And I don't get that high.
01:44:53.000 All right, you are.
01:44:55.000 I only smoked pot five or six times.
01:44:57.000 That's not like your first time.
01:44:59.000 Five or six times is like, you know what weed does.
01:45:02.000 But weed doesn't do anything.
01:45:04.000 It doesn't make you kill people.
01:45:05.000 No.
01:45:06.000 No.
01:45:07.000 I mean, you can go crazy, though.
01:45:09.000 You can freak out.
01:45:10.000 Some people freak out.
01:45:11.000 They really do.
01:45:12.000 But she must have really despised that guy.
01:45:15.000 And that might have popped out of her.
01:45:17.000 Or am I with this fucking idiot?
01:45:19.000 That's in there, not that deep.
01:45:21.000 It's not like you're just like, yeah, fuck.
01:45:23.000 108 times.
01:45:24.000 I mean, I've had like, you know, I get anxious on weed.
01:45:28.000 Yeah.
01:45:28.000 But you don't go around stabby.
01:45:30.000 No, I just sit there thinking everyone's going to hate me and I'm going to die.
01:45:33.000 I don't think about stabbing people.
01:45:35.000 108 times.
01:45:36.000 That is excessive.
01:45:38.000 If you did anything 100 times on your high, you probably meant to do it.
01:45:41.000 Yeah, it seems like if you hit 108 golf balls, that's what you're trying to do.
01:45:45.000 That's about the max you can do.
01:45:47.000 You get pretty fucking tired.
01:45:48.000 Seems like she was more on Adderall with that amount of stabbing.
01:45:50.000 That sounds so crazy.
01:45:52.000 I want to know if she was on anything else along with it.
01:45:54.000 Because, you know, if you mix Zoloft with cocaine, it's very dangerous.
01:45:59.000 There's certain things that if you mix stuff with, no bueno.
01:46:04.000 Really?
01:46:04.000 Yeah, people lose their fucking marbles.
01:46:06.000 What's bad with Prozac?
01:46:07.000 I'm on Prozac.
01:46:07.000 That's a good question.
01:46:08.000 What is bad with Prozac?
01:46:10.000 Let's find out.
01:46:11.000 If you're on Prozac, should you be taking edibles?
01:46:15.000 Oh, boy.
01:46:16.000 What happens?
01:46:17.000 I take one every night.
01:46:19.000 Oh, well, you're the test.
01:46:21.000 It's fine for you.
01:46:23.000 I was looking up...
01:46:23.000 That's the thing.
01:46:24.000 It's like, what's fine for you is not fine for everybody.
01:46:26.000 I was looking up NyQuil because I was taking...
01:46:28.000 I also take a sleeping pill.
01:46:29.000 I wanted to see if NyQuil...
01:46:31.000 Here it goes.
01:46:32.000 Okay.
01:46:33.000 You shouldn't take...
01:46:34.000 It may increase your risk for bleeding problems.
01:46:37.000 Oh, a couple of strokers.
01:46:38.000 Make sure your doctor knows if you're also taking other medicines that thin the blood, including non-steroidal anti-inflammatories like ibuprofen.
01:46:49.000 I take Advil all the time.
01:46:51.000 It interacts with monoamine oxidase inhibitors, MAOIs, other antidepressants, and blood thinners.
01:46:58.000 I sound like I'm okay.
01:46:59.000 I can't make sure it's my girlfriend's medication.
01:47:02.000 That's saying don't take ayahuasca, though.
01:47:05.000 Oh, really?
01:47:05.000 Yeah.
01:47:06.000 I'm not really.
01:47:06.000 I don't think I would take ayahuasca.
01:47:08.000 Well, don't do it.
01:47:10.000 If you're on the Brozac, don't do it.
01:47:13.000 I'm not into that.
01:47:14.000 It said non-steroidal anti-inflammatories and MAO inhibitors, and that's one of the ingredients.
01:47:19.000 Serious bleeding, serotonin syndrome.
01:47:22.000 What's the serious bleeding?
01:47:24.000 I think it's about the blood thinning stuff.
01:47:26.000 Oh, really?
01:47:27.000 Manufacturer Prozac recommends that you avoid drinking and alcohol while taking this drug.
01:47:33.000 Hey, I don't drink!
01:47:34.000 There you go.
01:47:35.000 Alcohol can worsen.
01:47:36.000 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
01:47:39.000 I think I'm good.
01:47:41.000 Okay.
01:47:42.000 I think I'm good.
01:47:43.000 Just don't take my girlfriend's blood thinners.
01:47:45.000 Does the Prozac make you kind of speedy at all?
01:47:48.000 No.
01:47:49.000 I have a really bad anxiety I've had my whole life.
01:47:52.000 I was on Paxil for like 10 years.
01:47:55.000 And then I tried to get off of it.
01:47:57.000 What is Paxil?
01:47:58.000 What is that one?
01:47:58.000 It's like an ant.
01:47:59.000 It's just another SSRI. And I got off of it like five years ago.
01:48:05.000 Just weaned off of it.
01:48:06.000 And then like six months later I had the worst panic of my life.
01:48:11.000 I basically was dizzy for like three months straight.
01:48:13.000 Oh boy.
01:48:14.000 I had a panic attack at every show.
01:48:16.000 Just on stage.
01:48:17.000 Every open mic.
01:48:19.000 Open mic or whatever.
01:48:19.000 I'd have a panic attack on stage.
01:48:21.000 It was awful.
01:48:23.000 And I was super dizzy, and my psychiatrist said it wasn't even withdrawal.
01:48:27.000 Is this the same one that gave you the Adderall prescription?
01:48:30.000 No, no.
01:48:30.000 No?
01:48:31.000 Different one?
01:48:31.000 Are you one of those guys that shops around for different psychiatrists?
01:48:34.000 Well, that was in Louisville.
01:48:35.000 It was in New York.
01:48:37.000 After I went to rehab, I was like, maybe I should get a different shrink.
01:48:40.000 But I had terrible dizziness, and I had to get on something else, so I got on Prozac, and it helped a little with that.
01:48:48.000 Is there anything else that helped other than Prozac?
01:48:51.000 Is there any activities that helped?
01:48:52.000 I don't have to, like, have my girlfriend, you know, bore her with having sex for too long.
01:48:57.000 It helped that, you know, because it makes you...
01:49:01.000 Well, actually, it keeps you from getting it up.
01:49:04.000 Oh.
01:49:05.000 But I don't have that problem, so it does okay.
01:49:07.000 So the Paxil was helping you in a different way than the Prozac is?
01:49:12.000 I think it was the same thing.
01:49:13.000 I just didn't want to go back on Paxil because Paxil had a lot of weight gain.
01:49:17.000 So I went on Prozac and then gained the weight anyway.
01:49:20.000 And what was the difference in the way you felt on Paxil versus on Prozac?
01:49:25.000 Both of them honestly made me feel kind of like the same, which is just like a somewhat anxious person.
01:49:29.000 The problem was when I was on Paxil...
01:49:34.000 I thought I didn't need it, but the reason I thought I didn't need it is because I was on it.
01:49:38.000 You know what I mean?
01:49:38.000 That's the problem with people who get off antidepressants.
01:49:40.000 They're like, well, I don't need it.
01:49:41.000 No, but that's because it's working.
01:49:43.000 So unless there's like a problem, I don't know.
01:49:46.000 When I got off of it, it was like a nightmare, that anxiety I had.
01:49:48.000 It was like truly like...
01:49:50.000 Especially having panic attacks on stage.
01:49:52.000 Jesus.
01:49:53.000 It's so shitty, because we all get anxiety, but usually I'd come to believe that anxiety leaves you once you get on stage.
01:49:59.000 Like, it's a comfort zone.
01:50:01.000 Right.
01:50:01.000 And I had lost that for a long time.
01:50:03.000 I, like, had panic, like, all throughout a set.
01:50:06.000 Jesus.
01:50:07.000 You know?
01:50:07.000 Yeah, it was awful.
01:50:08.000 Was there anything else that you tried that helped that at all?
01:50:11.000 You know, I tried to meditate.
01:50:14.000 Did that do anything?
01:50:16.000 It helps a little.
01:50:17.000 Honestly, the thing that helped the most was panic attacks on stage was just continuing to have them to the point where you notice it doesn't destroy the world.
01:50:28.000 Because I would actually still do okay on stage.
01:50:32.000 Actually, people wouldn't really notice.
01:50:34.000 Like, I'd go off after, like, that was horrible.
01:50:36.000 They're like, I don't even notice, you know?
01:50:39.000 Which makes you feel more alone, by the way.
01:50:41.000 The fact that you can have this hell in your head and no one notices.
01:50:43.000 And when you were doing this, were there sometimes you didn't have the hell in your head?
01:50:46.000 Or did it happen every time?
01:50:49.000 I think it happened for those three months like almost every time.
01:50:54.000 I mean, sometimes maybe not.
01:50:55.000 Or if I was doing a long set, like an hour, maybe it would go away after a while.
01:50:59.000 But I honestly think just having them and then realizing it's not a big deal, they can still do the show.
01:51:06.000 That made it go away.
01:51:08.000 The worst thing you can do with anxiety is run away from it.
01:51:12.000 If you're anxious when you go outside, the worst thing you can do is just not go outside, because then it builds.
01:51:18.000 If anyone has panic attacks on stage, just continuing to have them and letting your brain know that it's not a big deal, that it's not going to destroy you, then it starts to go away.
01:51:30.000 So now, you know, I'm back to not really having them on stage.
01:51:33.000 But yeah, it was tough.
01:51:35.000 Like, getting off medication was like a hard show.
01:51:38.000 I mean, I kind of wish I was never on it to begin with, you know?
01:51:40.000 Do you wish you were on Prozac to begin with?
01:51:43.000 Or do you think that, like, did something about taking the anti-anxiety medication accentuate it when you got off it?
01:51:50.000 Accentuate the...
01:51:51.000 Yeah, like the anxiety.
01:51:52.000 Did you have the same level of anxiety before you did Paxil that you had when you got off of it?
01:51:59.000 I think it was more like...
01:52:01.000 I mean, it's all a mystery, I guess.
01:52:04.000 Why exactly?
01:52:05.000 But I think it was more like all this anxiety...
01:52:08.000 It was this giant wave of anxiety that I just happened to have in my life.
01:52:13.000 I'd just come out with a special, and I was feeling this, like...
01:52:16.000 I had this urge to just, like, create more stuff.
01:52:19.000 You know that feeling you have where you just want to get out as much stuff because you're afraid you're going to die?
01:52:23.000 I had that urge kind of big.
01:52:25.000 I was like, I've got to do the next thing and the next thing.
01:52:27.000 And then, actually, the way it started, I was at my brother's place, and I looked in the mirror, and I saw these moles on my back, and I was just convinced they were skin cancer.
01:52:36.000 That's how it began.
01:52:37.000 And not like, I always had hypochondria, but this was different.
01:52:40.000 This was like, I knew I was going to die.
01:52:43.000 And then I went to the doctor, and they were like, it doesn't look like skin cancer.
01:52:46.000 And then the next day, I stood up and was dizzy, and was dizzy for like three months straight.
01:52:50.000 Jesus Christ.
01:52:51.000 Yeah, I think it was...
01:52:53.000 A wave of anxiety just where I was in my life, but for the first time in 10 years, I didn't have something to mask it, which I think made it more intense.
01:53:01.000 You know what I mean?
01:53:02.000 How long were you off it for?
01:53:04.000 About like four months, and then I slowly got on Prozac.
01:53:08.000 Maybe a little more.
01:53:09.000 So four months of hell.
01:53:10.000 Yeah, it was awful.
01:53:12.000 And it was just like, yeah, it was awful.
01:53:15.000 So did you have that level of anxiety when you were younger?
01:53:18.000 When I was really young, I would have these really bad screaming fits.
01:53:22.000 Like, when I was like eight or nine, I would just suddenly have these moments where I was like, I don't know, this moment of just feeling hopeless or something, I'd just start yelling.
01:53:31.000 And my parents never knew what it was.
01:53:33.000 I actually would cut myself a couple times on the leg just to distract it.
01:53:36.000 Oh, wow.
01:53:37.000 And I had those, and I didn't know what it was.
01:53:40.000 And then in college, I also started doing cocaine, which didn't help.
01:53:44.000 And then I had some really bad...
01:53:47.000 Kind of anxiety in college, and that's when I went on Paxnel originally, you know?
01:53:53.000 Yeah, but no, I've always had like really bad anxiety.
01:53:56.000 Damn.
01:53:57.000 Do you have anxiety?
01:53:58.000 No.
01:54:02.000 And it's so funny after this long thing.
01:54:04.000 Do you have anxiety?
01:54:05.000 You're like, no.
01:54:06.000 I can get it sometimes.
01:54:07.000 I can talk myself into it.
01:54:09.000 I can talk myself out of it.
01:54:10.000 I get anxiety about existential threats.
01:54:14.000 I get anxiety about war sometimes late at night.
01:54:17.000 I get anxiety about, like, the more I read about history, the more I understand, you know, how many times in history society was, everything was great, everything was fine, and then all of a sudden some terrible event took place, and then we went back to, like,
01:54:33.000 the Stone Age.
01:54:34.000 Right, right.
01:54:34.000 This is an imminent threat to life, that we look at the goings-on in the world as if it's, like, some plot in a television show that we're watching.
01:54:45.000 You're watching what's happening in Ukraine.
01:54:47.000 You're watching what's happening in Gaza.
01:54:49.000 And you're watching what's happening in Iran.
01:54:51.000 And you're watching all this crazy shit.
01:54:53.000 And it doesn't seem real because it hasn't affected you.
01:54:56.000 But late at night when everyone's asleep, that's when it gets me.
01:54:59.000 Right.
01:55:00.000 All the horrors of everything?
01:55:01.000 Yeah.
01:55:01.000 I started thinking that this ridiculous life that we live and all the stupid societal conflicts that we have that are mostly meaningless and nonsense...
01:55:15.000 And that they're accentuated constantly in the news.
01:55:17.000 All the while, real people are dying.
01:55:20.000 Right.
01:55:20.000 Like drone suicide bombs.
01:55:24.000 You can watch them on YouTube.
01:55:26.000 While we're just having like culture war arguments.
01:55:28.000 Yeah.
01:55:29.000 I mean, I've seen so many people die on Instagram reels.
01:55:32.000 So many people get blown up by missiles and blown up by drones and suicide drones slamming into people and Detonating them.
01:55:41.000 I watched this guy, some guy, I forget what part of the world it was, but he wore a suicide vest.
01:55:47.000 They tried to stop him and these guys run and they grab him and they all explode.
01:55:51.000 They're trying to stop him from pulling the vest and this bomb goes off and you see just parts of people flying and you're like, fuck man!
01:55:59.000 This is all happening in the world right now.
01:56:01.000 It's just not happening right here.
01:56:03.000 You're watching it and you're like, for some reason I'm really anxious right now.
01:56:05.000 Yeah, I get freaked out and I start thinking about just how fragile our civilization really is.
01:56:12.000 Yeah, oh yeah, it's completely fragile.
01:56:14.000 Yeah, and we're so soft.
01:56:16.000 We're so accustomed to living this way.
01:56:19.000 Like when the power went off earlier when we were doing this podcast, what did we do?
01:56:22.000 We wait for it to come back on.
01:56:23.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:56:23.000 Somebody's going to fix it.
01:56:24.000 What if it doesn't come back on?
01:56:25.000 Yeah, I used to have a bit about that.
01:56:26.000 Like when the dumb people outfuck the smart people and the power just goes off and no one has any idea how to turn it back on again.
01:56:33.000 Like what do you do?
01:56:34.000 Somebody does it.
01:56:35.000 They do it.
01:56:36.000 But what if that guy's dead?
01:56:37.000 Like do we know and when do we know?
01:56:39.000 Right.
01:56:39.000 How long afterward do we figure out the power's not coming back?
01:56:42.000 Right, it is crazy.
01:56:43.000 The world's just functioning off of just this...
01:56:45.000 No one's really running the ship.
01:56:47.000 It's just a collective thing of functioning.
01:56:49.000 And we're connected by the most fragile thing we have, which is the power grid and our computer infrastructure.
01:56:56.000 All of it can be wiped out in one solar flare.
01:56:58.000 And we take it so much for granted.
01:57:00.000 Yeah.
01:57:00.000 It's the only reason why we're alive.
01:57:03.000 It's 100 degrees outside, and I have a hoodie on.
01:57:06.000 I'm super comfortable in here.
01:57:08.000 We have air conditioning.
01:57:08.000 We're fine.
01:57:09.000 We're not dying of heat exhaustion.
01:57:10.000 We're not out there dehydrating to death.
01:57:12.000 We know where the water is.
01:57:13.000 It's like we've ignored the fact that nature can be a threat.
01:57:16.000 And we're just so vulnerable.
01:57:17.000 And we're so reliant to keep this civilization going the way it is.
01:57:23.000 Think about what we've been talking about today.
01:57:25.000 If you go back and watch films from the 1930s, how horrific people treat each other.
01:57:30.000 And over time, because of our access to all these different human beings and how they feel about things and how they discuss things, all that has kind of elevated our discourse and elevated the way we communicate with each other and we interact with each other and we demand more.
01:57:44.000 And there's going to be overcompensation and things are going to go back and forth, but generally it's moving in the right direction.
01:57:51.000 But that's only because all of our needs are met and because there's electricity.
01:57:56.000 You can go back at any time.
01:57:57.000 Yeah, so electricity is the thing that changed everything.
01:58:00.000 When you can stay cool and stay warm, you can live in places you shouldn't be living.
01:58:05.000 Yeah, there would be a hellhole to live in without anything.
01:58:07.000 Cities would be...
01:58:07.000 Unlivable.
01:58:08.000 All cities would be a hellhole.
01:58:10.000 Yeah.
01:58:10.000 There's no food.
01:58:11.000 No one's growing food.
01:58:12.000 How do you eat?
01:58:13.000 As soon as trucks stop coming in, everyone's fucked.
01:58:16.000 Yeah.
01:58:17.000 There's no food.
01:58:18.000 You have enough food for like a few hours of everybody eating, and then that's it.
01:58:22.000 Yeah.
01:58:23.000 The Gaza stuff is awful.
01:58:24.000 It's horrifying.
01:58:25.000 It's created such a...
01:58:26.000 You know, I'm Jewish, obviously, if you can't tell.
01:58:29.000 I think you brought that up.
01:58:31.000 It's been such a complicated, horrible thing.
01:58:34.000 And it's just horrible all around.
01:58:36.000 It is complicated and horrible.
01:58:38.000 And it's also complicated when you see so much anti-Semitism.
01:58:41.000 I know.
01:58:42.000 Like open anti-Semitism about all Jews.
01:58:44.000 I know.
01:58:45.000 As if there's like this cabal of evil people that are pulling the strings.
01:58:49.000 I know.
01:58:49.000 I've posted...
01:58:52.000 I hate Netanyahu.
01:58:53.000 I hate the Israeli government.
01:58:54.000 I think both Gaza and Israel have been taken over by extremists.
01:58:59.000 But I've posted concern for anti-Semitism, and I've been attacked by people.
01:59:03.000 How can you be worried about that when people are dying in Gaza?
01:59:06.000 And I'm like, there's two different things.
01:59:07.000 Yeah, they're both real.
01:59:08.000 Yeah, they're both real.
01:59:09.000 And I have a right to be concerned.
01:59:11.000 Jews have a right to be a little nervy.
01:59:14.000 Some shit went down, I don't know if you remember.
01:59:15.000 Yeah, we have a right to get cautious, you know?
01:59:17.000 But it's also, that's one of the things that, I forget who was talking to us about this.
01:59:21.000 It might have been Jordan Peterson, but it was somebody.
01:59:24.000 When they were saying that it's one of the hallmarks of a civilization's decline.
01:59:27.000 They start blaming things on the Jews.
01:59:29.000 It is.
01:59:29.000 It's really common.
01:59:31.000 Yeah.
01:59:31.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:59:32.000 I know.
01:59:32.000 Because Jews stick together and it's a very difficult club to get into.
01:59:37.000 Well, I think what people have done too is there is an extremist faction in Israel who are like...
01:59:44.000 Awful.
01:59:45.000 Which, by the way, was being protested for months on end before October 7th.
01:59:49.000 Exactly.
01:59:49.000 And what people aren't doing, they're not giving Israel the benefit of a conflicted soul.
01:59:53.000 And a lot of the anti-Zionist propaganda is making you think all of Israel is like that.
01:59:59.000 Exactly.
01:59:59.000 But it's no different than another country like America.
02:00:02.000 It's a conflicted place.
02:00:03.000 There are extremists, and some of them are awful, and Netanyahu has put a lot of them in his government, made a coalition with them.
02:00:11.000 But there's also people who want peace, people who want Palestinian self-determination.
02:00:16.000 Like all human beings everywhere in the world, there's good people.
02:00:19.000 It's like if you hated Trump, but then you assume when he was president, everyone in America supported Trump, right?
02:00:25.000 Right.
02:00:25.000 If you thought that.
02:00:27.000 It's very dehumanizing to think all of Israel is just...
02:00:32.000 In support of the genocide in Gaza.
02:00:34.000 Right, and that's the Zionist term.
02:00:35.000 And then you see polls.
02:00:36.000 65% of people say it's okay to rape Palestinian prisoners.
02:00:39.000 Who did you talk to?
02:00:41.000 Who did you talk to?
02:00:42.000 65% of who?
02:00:43.000 Who the fuck is answering that poll?
02:00:44.000 Hey, let me ask you a couple questions about rape.
02:00:47.000 Who the fuck is answering that?
02:00:49.000 What are you talking about raping prisoners?
02:00:50.000 I'm all in.
02:00:51.000 By the way, I'm on my way to work.
02:00:52.000 I gotta go.
02:00:53.000 Well, yeah.
02:00:54.000 There's obviously a lot of horrible shit that Israel has done, but a lot of people go beyond that and make it...
02:01:01.000 It's fine to be like they don't think about civilians.
02:01:07.000 I understand that as a critique, but a lot of people want to make it look like they're going out of their way to just only kill civilians.
02:01:13.000 They have a goal.
02:01:14.000 It might be bad and reckless.
02:01:16.000 Yeah, but there's been things like the killing of the aid workers, you know, like the Jose Andres people, which seems like they were targeted.
02:01:23.000 I don't know.
02:01:24.000 It's hard to believe the purpose for that, the targeting.
02:01:27.000 To keep people from getting food to the Gaza refugees.
02:01:30.000 Yeah, I don't know.
02:01:31.000 I don't, like...
02:01:32.000 I don't have a position.
02:01:34.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:01:34.000 I don't know.
02:01:35.000 I'm just saying that that's the accusation, is that they knew who those people were.
02:01:38.000 I think Israel...
02:01:40.000 I think...
02:01:41.000 I don't...
02:01:42.000 It's hard for me to believe that that's where they're...
02:01:43.000 I do think they want to get rid of Hamas.
02:01:45.000 I think a lot of people have died.
02:01:47.000 It's awful.
02:01:47.000 And I don't think it's worth it, all this, at all.
02:01:50.000 But I don't think they're like...
02:01:52.000 You don't think that some people have a dehumanization way of looking at Palestinians?
02:01:58.000 Yeah, for sure, definitely.
02:01:59.000 Yeah, I think that's what you're looking at when you're seeing soldiers rape Palestinian prisoners.
02:02:04.000 You've seen that video?
02:02:05.000 Yeah, no, that camp is awful.
02:02:08.000 It's awful, truly a nightmare.
02:02:10.000 Look, whenever a human being is capable of doing something like that to another human being that they don't even know, they consider that person the other.
02:02:17.000 You've got a giant problem, and that's the giant problem of being able to just bomb Gaza into oblivion and kill who knows how many thousands of people.
02:02:26.000 It's almost like the United States' reaction after 9-11.
02:02:31.000 9-11, the whole world was on our side.
02:02:34.000 Yeah.
02:02:35.000 Everybody wanted America to prosper.
02:02:37.000 We can't believe America was attacked.
02:02:39.000 America, this shining beacon of democracy and self-government.
02:02:44.000 Like, no, not America.
02:02:46.000 Then what do we do?
02:02:47.000 We invade Iraq.
02:02:48.000 Right.
02:02:48.000 And we kill a million people wind up dying because of our invasion, they think.
02:02:53.000 And then you think about the weapons of mass destruction hosts.
02:02:56.000 It was all bullshit.
02:02:57.000 It was paraded in the media.
02:02:59.000 So it's like that.
02:03:00.000 It's like our overreaction was so horrific, then everybody hated America.
02:03:04.000 I agree with that.
02:03:05.000 I do think what Hamas did was so horrific, and they said they're going to keep doing it, it did plant these seeds of hate in Israelis.
02:03:14.000 No doubt.
02:03:15.000 I'm in the position where, like, obviously this war is terrible and I don't think it should have happened, but I also think it's a lot to ask people to have something so horrific happen and not them kind of retaliate, though I'm against it, if that makes sense.
02:03:26.000 I know what you're saying, that people would retaliate.
02:03:28.000 It's the way they're retaliating and the scale, which is horrific to people.
02:03:33.000 But I also, yeah.
02:03:35.000 I mean, I think there's dehumanization on both sides.
02:03:38.000 For sure.
02:03:39.000 Well, the only way you can do October 7th is dehumanization.
02:03:42.000 Of course.
02:03:42.000 And I do think people on both sides have tried to demean or trivialize the other person's accountability.
02:03:47.000 I know.
02:03:47.000 It's crazy.
02:03:49.000 And also people pretending as if they know what actually happened and what the stats are.
02:03:55.000 They didn't do that.
02:03:56.000 They didn't do this.
02:03:56.000 Are you on the ground?
02:03:58.000 To me saying like there's no rape then is like dehumanization.
02:04:02.000 All of it is crazy.
02:04:03.000 Like you don't fucking know what's actually going on.
02:04:06.000 And there's a lot of misinformation that's even printed in mainstream media like the bombing of the hospital.
02:04:11.000 There's a lot of shit that happened.
02:04:12.000 That was front page of the New York Times.
02:04:14.000 There's a lot of shit that happens in the fog of war that people want to know the answer right away.
02:04:19.000 I know it's upset, hard, but you have to wait sometimes.
02:04:21.000 Like, the fog of war, you're not going to always have the answer right away.
02:04:25.000 I mean, I'm not saying Israel isn't culpable of a lot of things, but you do have to wait.
02:04:29.000 I see people sharing information that's not verified all the time that just came out, where you're like, you don't...
02:04:34.000 Well, that's the hospital bombing.
02:04:36.000 Yeah, exactly.
02:04:36.000 That's exactly what that is.
02:04:37.000 I mean, that made it all the way into newspapers.
02:04:39.000 Exactly.
02:04:40.000 I mean, I think, like...
02:04:41.000 Netanyahu created a coalition with some really awful people like Smotrich and Ben-Gavir.
02:04:46.000 They are like really Jewish supremacists, real thugs.
02:04:51.000 And I think a lot of anti-Zionists have tried to convince everyone that all of Israel is like that.
02:04:58.000 And I just think, yeah, there needs to be less dehumanization and just seeing like...
02:05:03.000 Yeah, the suffering in Gaza is horrible.
02:05:05.000 It needs to stop.
02:05:06.000 And also, like, not every Israeli is part of some evil Zionist conspiracy.
02:05:13.000 That's its own inverted form of anti-Semitism.
02:05:15.000 Well, Netanyahu is this super pro-military guy.
02:05:18.000 I mean, he was a special forces guy.
02:05:20.000 Yeah.
02:05:21.000 And he's corrupt and he has charges against him that he's trying to weaken the government to prevent from coming through.
02:05:27.000 And he made a coalition with two people who are truly awful, awful people.
02:05:33.000 And that is really almost...
02:05:36.000 These people want a theocracy in Israel.
02:05:39.000 But that's not all of Israel.
02:05:41.000 People have protested against that.
02:05:42.000 So that's my fear when I'm up in the middle of the night.
02:05:45.000 That this kind of shit is going on.
02:05:47.000 That any minute it could pop off and become a nuclear war.
02:05:50.000 I mean, that's a legitimate fear.
02:05:51.000 It's a legitimate fear.
02:05:52.000 I don't even know if that's anxiety.
02:05:53.000 Whatever it is, if you ask me if I get anxiety, that's my anxiety.
02:05:57.000 No, I totally see that.
02:05:59.000 When I get really freaked out, that's what freaks me out.
02:06:01.000 What freaks me out is that it could pop off at any minute, and then all of a sudden it's September 12th, you know?
02:06:07.000 Yeah.
02:06:08.000 But way bigger, way crazier, way scarier, way scarier.
02:06:11.000 And that hasn't happened since 1945, so we assume that it's not going to happen again.
02:06:16.000 Yeah, we had 20 good years, and now we think everything...
02:06:20.000 We had some good time in the 80s, and now we're like, yeah, it can never go back.
02:06:23.000 Oh, dude.
02:06:24.000 When the wall fell down, it was amazing.
02:06:27.000 There was like a weight lifted off of America.
02:06:29.000 Everybody was like, oh, Soviet Union's gone.
02:06:32.000 We don't have to worry about a nuclear war with Russia anymore.
02:06:35.000 And now it's China and Iran and fucking this and that.
02:06:39.000 Oh, my God.
02:06:40.000 It is like most periods of history, people had kind of a shitty life and a volatile period of history.
02:06:50.000 After Vietnam and maybe to the, you know, now, until everything's kind of falling apart now, like, it was kind of smooth sailing, I guess, for a little bit.
02:06:58.000 As long as you're in America.
02:07:00.000 Well, yeah, it's not smooth sailing.
02:07:01.000 People are like, the 90s were great.
02:07:03.000 Rwanda, it was not smooth sailing.
02:07:05.000 There's a lot of places where it sucked bad.
02:07:07.000 Well, that's the other thing.
02:07:08.000 Yeah, it's never, it's been shitty for, it's always shitty for someone.
02:07:11.000 That's the thing is, we're not used to it happening right here.
02:07:14.000 We're very spoiled.
02:07:15.000 Oh, we're so spoiled.
02:07:16.000 Like, the Russians are so much more used to it than us.
02:07:18.000 They lost so many people during World War II. Oh yeah, like 20 million?
02:07:21.000 Well, I was reading this thing about France.
02:07:23.000 This is so crazy, that during World War I, France lost 25% of its fighting-age men, and then during World War II, they lost another 25%.
02:07:32.000 It's insane.
02:07:33.000 What the fuck, man?
02:07:35.000 Well, that's the thing.
02:07:35.000 Life was so cheap, and now we feel like life is kind of expensive.
02:07:40.000 Now we're like, life has...
02:07:41.000 Value, you know?
02:07:42.000 But it's still so cheap for so many people.
02:07:44.000 Well, it is in other parts of the world.
02:07:46.000 That's the thing.
02:07:46.000 It's like we're so used to not being attacked that when something like 9-11 does happen, like Pearl Harbor happened, it was five hours over the ocean.
02:07:54.000 I know.
02:07:54.000 It's the only other time we were attacked.
02:07:55.000 Yeah.
02:07:56.000 You know, we're so soft.
02:07:58.000 We are soft.
02:07:59.000 We're soft as baby poo.
02:08:00.000 But we're seeing a lot of violence.
02:08:02.000 I mean, we see every...
02:08:03.000 The guy who shot Trump, you see his head exploded on the roof.
02:08:06.000 You see everything.
02:08:07.000 What do you even think that was all about?
02:08:09.000 A guy trying to shoot Trump.
02:08:11.000 You don't think he had some help?
02:08:14.000 No.
02:08:15.000 No?
02:08:15.000 I don't think so.
02:08:15.000 Do you think Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone?
02:08:18.000 Yeah.
02:08:18.000 I'm not a big conspiracy theory guy.
02:08:20.000 So the Bill Hicks joke, you don't buy into it?
02:08:22.000 I love the joke.
02:08:23.000 You love the joke.
02:08:24.000 But I'm not a big conspiracy theory guy.
02:08:26.000 Have you ever read into that one?
02:08:27.000 I read a little, yeah.
02:08:28.000 You need to read more.
02:08:31.000 That's one you really shouldn't be flipping about.
02:08:33.000 They killed that fucking guy.
02:08:34.000 Here's the thing with Trump, though.
02:08:35.000 Why would he need...
02:08:37.000 So you thought Biden was trying to take him out?
02:08:39.000 I don't think it was Biden.
02:08:41.000 I think it could be a number of people that were involved.
02:08:45.000 But it seems, at the very least, like they were so...
02:08:51.000 Yeah.
02:09:12.000 Well, my thing with a lot of conspiracy theories, it just kind of ignores incompetence.
02:09:17.000 I feel like incompetence is a real thing.
02:09:19.000 Incompetence is a real theory.
02:09:20.000 You know what else is a real thing?
02:09:21.000 Conspiracies.
02:09:22.000 Those are real, too.
02:09:23.000 Yeah, some of them are real.
02:09:23.000 The problem with dismissing conspiracies as being just a silly conspiracy theory, that was the whole goal of the Warren Commission report.
02:09:30.000 And that was when the term conspiracy theory got into the zeitgeist as a pejorative.
02:09:37.000 I don't dismiss...
02:09:38.000 And I didn't mean to offend.
02:09:39.000 No, you didn't offend.
02:09:40.000 No, no, no.
02:09:41.000 I don't dismiss...
02:09:42.000 There's a huge amount of corruption and horrible things.
02:09:45.000 I just think...
02:09:47.000 A lot of times incompetence does play a big part.
02:09:50.000 And I do think there is incompetence and there's randomness a lot.
02:09:55.000 Some dude had a really good joke about it that he put up on Instagram.
02:09:58.000 It was very funny.
02:09:59.000 Let me see if I can find it.
02:10:00.000 Maybe you can find it, Jamie.
02:10:01.000 He said that it was basically like if I thought they were going to try an assassination attempt, that seems exactly like how the government would do it.
02:10:10.000 Like really inefficient.
02:10:11.000 He said it was like the DMV of assassination attempts.
02:10:16.000 I find this dude.
02:10:17.000 Who sent that to me?
02:10:18.000 But it's also, I mean, I guess for me it's like you also have to like...
02:10:22.000 You find it?
02:10:23.000 I saw it recently too.
02:10:25.000 I know what you're talking about.
02:10:26.000 Fuck.
02:10:26.000 Somebody sent it to me.
02:10:27.000 I get too many texts.
02:10:28.000 Anything can be real, but I also think the idea that he was a lone shooter is not...
02:10:32.000 That world is not a crazy world.
02:10:34.000 The idea that we're in a violent place.
02:10:36.000 No, I'm not saying...
02:10:37.000 Everyone has guns.
02:10:38.000 No, not saying that he wasn't a lone shooter.
02:10:40.000 I think he was a lone shooter.
02:10:42.000 Maybe there was other people shooting on him.
02:10:43.000 I think he was trained.
02:10:45.000 I think somebody got him detonators.
02:10:48.000 He had sophisticated detonators and explosive devices.
02:10:52.000 You're like, lone shooter.
02:10:54.000 Betrayed by the movie.
02:10:55.000 I think someone talked that guy into doing that.
02:10:57.000 I don't think someone talked that guy into doing it.
02:11:00.000 I think it's possible.
02:11:01.000 That someone talked that kind of doing that.
02:11:03.000 Yeah, I mean, anything's possible.
02:11:04.000 I'm not, like, dismissing that.
02:11:06.000 I just think, like, he's like a school shooter who got political, you know what I mean?
02:11:10.000 They took his body away and cremated it 10 days after the assassination.
02:11:14.000 No toxicology report.
02:11:15.000 No public—there's been no press conference about it.
02:11:19.000 No telling all the details.
02:11:20.000 Here's what we know.
02:11:21.000 They went to the kid's house.
02:11:22.000 It was professionally scrubbed.
02:11:24.000 Didn't have silverware in it.
02:11:25.000 Right.
02:11:26.000 I don't know.
02:11:26.000 There's a phone that was going back and forth because, you know, they have ad data.
02:11:29.000 They can track cell phone when they ping.
02:11:32.000 There's a phone going back and forth between the offices of the FBI in Washington D.C. and this kid's house on multiple occasions.
02:11:39.000 Yeah, I don't know about that, but I don't know.
02:11:41.000 That's where things get weird, right?
02:11:42.000 You'd hate me with my views.
02:11:43.000 No, no, no.
02:11:44.000 I don't even think Epstein...
02:11:45.000 I would not hate you with your views.
02:11:48.000 I'm like the opposite of a conspiracy theorist.
02:11:50.000 That's interesting.
02:11:50.000 So you think Epstein killed himself?
02:11:52.000 I'm not saying he definitely killed himself, but I also think it is believable that he is a little depressed at that point.
02:11:59.000 Certainly.
02:11:59.000 You know what I mean?
02:12:00.000 That's what I think.
02:12:01.000 I think, like, the possible...
02:12:03.000 I think the possibility of it not being a conspiracy is sometimes very plausible to the point where I don't know if you need to go to a conspiracy.
02:12:13.000 Maybe he got killed, but Epstein was also not in a great place at that point.
02:12:18.000 True.
02:12:18.000 You know what I mean?
02:12:19.000 So I could see that both ways.
02:12:21.000 But then you have to look at the autopsy.
02:12:22.000 You have to look at the ligature marks around the base of his neck, which is not really what happens when you hang yourself.
02:12:27.000 When you hang yourself, your weight of your body is what kills you.
02:12:31.000 So the ligature marks, the strangulation marks are underneath the chin.
02:12:34.000 His was down by his neck, and his neck was actually fractured, which is also indicative of someone getting strangled to death.
02:12:41.000 Dr. Michael Badden, who's that Yeah, yeah.
02:12:59.000 Wasn't there another coroner who said it was, like, suicide?
02:13:02.000 Sure.
02:13:02.000 First coroner.
02:13:03.000 Yeah.
02:13:04.000 Well, why can't we believe that guy?
02:13:06.000 Well, it seems very convenient that the cameras went out.
02:13:10.000 Yeah.
02:13:11.000 It seems very convenient that the people that were on security were asleep.
02:13:14.000 It seems very convenient.
02:13:15.000 All of it seems convenient.
02:13:17.000 Yeah, no, I'm not saying he didn't get killed.
02:13:19.000 Seems to be the most high-profile defense witness in a very important case that might have been about elites and child pedophilia would probably want to take that guy out.
02:13:31.000 But also, a narcissist who's about to be the most hated person in the world, I could see him killing himself.
02:13:39.000 Sure.
02:13:40.000 I'm not saying he didn't kill.
02:13:41.000 He could have killed himself.
02:13:42.000 I mean, he could have been killed.
02:13:43.000 So how long have you been working for the government?
02:13:46.000 You hate me now.
02:13:47.000 I don't hate you.
02:13:48.000 I think Oswald acted alone.
02:13:51.000 I don't know.
02:13:51.000 I'm a believer in incompetence and that everyone is...
02:13:55.000 Most people are bad at their job.
02:13:56.000 Did you ever watch the Zapruder film?
02:13:58.000 Yeah.
02:13:58.000 The film of Kennedy's head going back into the left?
02:14:00.000 Of course.
02:14:01.000 How do you think that happens when you get shot from behind?
02:14:04.000 What do you mean?
02:14:05.000 His head goes back into the left like he got shot from the front.
02:14:09.000 I don't know.
02:14:10.000 That was a Hicks bit.
02:14:13.000 Back and to the left.
02:14:15.000 But I also think they've tried so long to find the conspiracy for that, and it always kind of comes to a dead end.
02:14:21.000 I don't know.
02:14:22.000 I think what Oswald did was...
02:14:23.000 I like the way you think.
02:14:25.000 You don't want to think about it this way.
02:14:26.000 I like it.
02:14:27.000 I like what you're saying.
02:14:28.000 Well, to me, I think...
02:14:29.000 A lot of conspiracy theorists think like the other person.
02:14:31.000 Like, I'm naive, right?
02:14:34.000 But I think it's the opposite.
02:14:35.000 I think like...
02:14:37.000 It sometimes can be naive to think there's someone masterminding everything.
02:14:41.000 You know what I mean?
02:14:41.000 Like, to me, I think, like...
02:14:43.000 And I don't know all the evidence.
02:14:45.000 I'm sure there's all these reports and stuff.
02:14:46.000 But, like, to me, I think, like, sometimes crazy shit happens.
02:14:49.000 And when you look at it backwards, it doesn't...
02:14:52.000 Yeah, it's crazy that he shot someone from that far and it worked, you know what I mean?
02:14:56.000 That's true.
02:14:56.000 But it's also, crazy shit happens, and we also have never seen, a lot of times stuff happens where we've never seen that, like 9-11.
02:15:03.000 We never had two planes hit a building, but you immediately had people being like, buildings don't fall like that.
02:15:08.000 It's like, this is the That's true.
02:15:10.000 So it's like, we don't always know, like, it's a lot of times something happening that's crazy, but also, like, never happened before, that people are like, that's not how it happens.
02:15:18.000 But it's like, how do you know?
02:15:19.000 That's true.
02:15:20.000 Like, planes flying into the buildings, especially buildings that are that tall.
02:15:24.000 That's all true.
02:15:25.000 And I do think, you know, I've read, you know, it was 9-11, there was so much incompetence as a government, a lack of communication between the FBI and the CIA, you know?
02:15:32.000 And I'm a firm, I'm not saying some conspiracies aren't true, definitely.
02:15:36.000 And there's a lot of corruption.
02:15:37.000 But I'm just a firm believer in incompetence.
02:15:40.000 Incompetence is real, but conspiracies are too.
02:15:42.000 Some conspiracies are real, yeah.
02:15:43.000 The Lee Harvey Oswald one, when you look into it, it's pretty nutty.
02:15:47.000 Yeah.
02:15:48.000 It's pretty nutty.
02:15:49.000 A lot of people heard shots from the grassy knoll.
02:15:52.000 The amount of people that were eyewitnesses that died in mysterious ways is extraordinary, like off the charts.
02:15:58.000 Odds.
02:15:58.000 Like, that don't make any sense.
02:16:00.000 But I also do think sometimes the brain, like, finds patterns that aren't always...
02:16:03.000 Sure.
02:16:03.000 And also, people kill people.
02:16:05.000 That happens, too.
02:16:05.000 Yeah, both.
02:16:06.000 The thing about the Oswald thing is there's also a lot of evidence that points to the fact that they were trying to come to the conclusion that there was a lone gunman despite the evidence.
02:16:15.000 And one of those is the magic bullet theory.
02:16:17.000 The magic bullet theory is fucking cuckoo for Cocoa Buffs.
02:16:20.000 That shit would never fly today.
02:16:21.000 What is it the bullet went through?
02:16:22.000 He went through Kennedy and then into Connelly and then they found it in pristine condition on the gurney and then they attributed that bullet to all these wounds because they had to because there was only three shots supposedly and in those three shots that Oswald was able to get off they knew one of them hit the back And they knew one of them was hit Connelly,
02:16:40.000 and one of them blew up his head.
02:16:42.000 Well, they had all different bullets for these things, for these different injuries, but then a guy got hit with a ricochet in the underpass, so they had to account for one of those bullets missing the target and hitting the, whatever it is, granite curbstone, and banging into this guy's face,
02:16:59.000 and the guy had to go to the hospital.
02:17:00.000 They found the curbstone that had been hit with a bullet, And so they knew that a ricochet had hit there, so now they had two bullets that had to have all these wounds.
02:17:08.000 And so instead of saying, hey, maybe there's more than one person shooting, maybe there's more than this one guy that was in the book depository, all these people said there were shots coming from the grassy knoll, maybe they were telling the truth.
02:17:19.000 Instead of that, they said, no, no, no, no, no.
02:17:21.000 One bullet went crazy and went, oh, look, we found it!
02:17:24.000 Here's the bullet.
02:17:25.000 All good.
02:17:25.000 And look at the bullet.
02:17:26.000 All right, I'll give you Oswald if you give me the Trump shooter.
02:17:30.000 That bullet supposedly went through two people, and they found it in that condition on a gurney.
02:17:35.000 If you've ever shot anything with a bullet, you know that's straight horse shit.
02:17:39.000 That's not deformed at all.
02:17:40.000 That's shattered bones.
02:17:41.000 That's nonsense.
02:17:42.000 But what is the answer?
02:17:43.000 I feel like there's so many answers about what happened, right?
02:17:45.000 Well, if you read the Warren Commission Report — and fucking nobody has — that's also — there's different — like, see the hole in his neck?
02:17:53.000 It's supposed to have gone through his back, through his neck.
02:17:56.000 But in the first autopsy report, that hole in the neck was thought of as an entrance wound.
02:18:01.000 And then when it got to Bethesda, Maryland, then they said it was a tracheotomy hole.
02:18:05.000 There's, like, a lot of inconsistencies in the Warren Commission report.
02:18:08.000 And if you want to go crazy, read a book called Best Evidence by David Lifton, who was an accountant who read the entire Warren Commission, went over it, and found all these inconsistencies and said they were just trying to come to this one conclusion, and he didn't buy it.
02:18:22.000 But I'll check it out.
02:18:26.000 Inconsistencies are also part of incompetence or not communicating as well, can it?
02:18:31.000 Inconsistencies, yeah.
02:18:32.000 I mean like people having different reports that don't – or even him trying to force something.
02:18:36.000 I mean like I just think sometimes like the thing has to be – like nothing's perfect and there is like a lot of – I also don't think Lee Harvey Oswald – I think Lee Harvey Oswald was a part of it.
02:18:46.000 I don't think he acted alone.
02:18:49.000 I think he was the guy that they were pinning it on.
02:18:52.000 Well, he was definitely active with the CIA. He'd gone over to Russia.
02:18:55.000 He'd married a Russian woman, came back to America.
02:18:57.000 He was doing a lot of weird communist shit.
02:18:59.000 He was involved in a lot of weird stuff that seemed to indicate that he was some sort of intelligence agent.
02:19:04.000 Or at least...
02:19:05.000 A patsy.
02:19:06.000 A guy that could pin this on, which is probably what they want to do.
02:19:09.000 I'm not denying it that it could happen.
02:19:11.000 I guess that it's a possibility.
02:19:13.000 I guess for me it's just like, usually when there is something, a conspiracy, it does get found out.
02:19:18.000 There's concrete evidence.
02:19:20.000 There was no internet back then, and they didn't even see the Zapruder film until 12 years later.
02:19:25.000 It's a pretty film, nobody even saw it until it was on the Geraldo Rivera show in 1975 when Dick Gregory brought it on.
02:19:31.000 So you know what I read in the Seymour, what's his name, he did a book about Camelot?
02:19:35.000 That apparently Kennedy was fucking someone at the pool and pulled his groin.
02:19:39.000 Have you read this two days beforehand?
02:19:40.000 And he had like a back brace on.
02:19:43.000 And when he got shot, because he got shot twice, right?
02:19:45.000 He got shot, well, yeah, at least twice.
02:19:48.000 They think three times.
02:19:49.000 They think that's one through the back, one through the neck, and one in the head.
02:19:53.000 But I heard they said, like, because of the back brace, when he got shot the first time, it didn't push him over.
02:19:57.000 So it's kind of like a sitting duck.
02:19:59.000 Have you heard that?
02:19:59.000 No, but that kind of makes sense.
02:20:01.000 So, like, the back brace almost kept him up with the shot.
02:20:04.000 Well, yeah, he was all fucked up.
02:20:06.000 He had a lot of like real physical problems.
02:20:07.000 He was in constant pain.
02:20:09.000 And he was also a guy that was getting treatment from Dr. Feelgood.
02:20:13.000 Yeah, that's where Dr. Feelgood came from.
02:20:15.000 My psychiatrist?
02:20:16.000 Yeah, real similar.
02:20:18.000 Like this one doctor.
02:20:19.000 And I think a lot of that was meth as well.
02:20:21.000 It was a habit of wearing a tightly laced back brace that may have kept him from recoiling to the floor of his car after the assassin's first bullet to the neck, setting him up for the kill shot.
02:20:31.000 The brace was firm.
02:20:32.000 So this is not the back shot.
02:20:36.000 There was a shot in the neck that, again, the initial autopsy said was an entrance wound.
02:20:41.000 Yeah, that makes sense.
02:20:43.000 Tightly laced.
02:20:43.000 Yeah.
02:20:44.000 Makes sense that it kept him stiff.
02:20:46.000 He was all fucked up though.
02:20:47.000 He had like, yeah, see portrait of pain.
02:20:50.000 See, he had like some real serious problems.
02:20:54.000 Numerous back surgeries.
02:20:57.000 So they hid.
02:20:59.000 It's hard to hide news photos of him walking on crutches before and after one of his numerous back surgeries.
02:21:03.000 It wasn't until 2002 when historian Robert Dalek was allowed access to a collection of documents spanning 1955 to 1963. In 1963, the specifics began to emerge.
02:21:14.000 Peyton is co-author, neurosurgeon Dr. Justin Dowdy, poured over Dalek's subsequent book, numerous other biographies, and scores of documents and x-rays at the JFK Library in Boston to prepare their paper.
02:21:26.000 So I was taken aback by the depths of Kennedy's pain.
02:21:28.000 He said how long he dealt with the pain despite his short life, how it affected his life.
02:21:32.000 I was able to conceal most of that from the public and certainly from his political adversaries.
02:21:36.000 So I wonder what back surgeries were they doing in 1963. Good Lord.
02:21:41.000 It's got to be brutal.
02:21:42.000 He had scarlet fever at age 2. Spent his teenage years in and out of hospitals with abdominal and joint pain.
02:21:48.000 Food-like symptoms and extreme weight loss.
02:21:51.000 Age 15 weighed a mere 117 pounds.
02:21:54.000 By the next year, worried he might have leukemia, doctors began regularly checking his blood.
02:21:59.000 So he was all fucked up, man.
02:22:00.000 So he was a sick dude.
02:22:02.000 But sometimes I think there's different explanations that aren't that sexy.
02:22:10.000 Here's not sexy.
02:22:11.000 Look at this.
02:22:12.000 Yesterday I went through the most harassing experience of my life.
02:22:14.000 An iron tube, 12 inches long, in one inch diameter, up my ass.
02:22:18.000 My poor bedraggled rectum, oh my god, is looking at me very reproachfully these days.
02:22:27.000 Oh my god.
02:22:28.000 He was great with words.
02:22:29.000 Bro, he was fucked up.
02:22:30.000 He could have been a comic.
02:22:32.000 Jesus Christ.
02:22:34.000 So he got a football game, got tackled from the side, possibly damaging a spinal disc.
02:22:40.000 Again, regularly using a corset brace to stabilize his spine and control his discomfort.
02:22:44.000 So yeah, he was all fucked up.
02:22:45.000 But it's like there's things like when things don't make sense, there are sometimes an explanation that's kind of like almost boring or random.
02:22:52.000 It's like the thing with Zapruder.
02:22:53.000 I think it's Zapruder.
02:22:54.000 The person puts the umbrella up.
02:22:56.000 Is that in Zapruder?
02:22:57.000 There's a guy who has an umbrella up and it's not raining.
02:23:00.000 And for years...
02:23:01.000 They thought he might have been involved signaling.
02:23:04.000 And they finally find the guy.
02:23:05.000 They bring him in front of everyone.
02:23:06.000 And he's like, I'm British.
02:23:08.000 And in England, it's a real fuck you when you raise your umbrella when a car's driving by.
02:23:13.000 And he hated Kennedy.
02:23:15.000 So he was just doing a fuck you.
02:23:16.000 But then for years, people were like, Oh, that was part of the signal.
02:23:19.000 I mean, I'm not saying some conspiracies aren't true.
02:23:22.000 I just think there's sometimes other reasons that get lost.
02:23:26.000 Yeah, for sure.
02:23:27.000 Certainly people look for things that aren't there.
02:23:30.000 I've read conspiracies about me, and I'm like, this is hilarious.
02:23:34.000 Well, you know they're not true.
02:23:35.000 But it's weird when you read them about you, and you're like, oh, this is how this works.
02:23:38.000 People just make shit up, and they just run with it.
02:23:40.000 What's the one about you?
02:23:41.000 Oh, just nonsense.
02:23:42.000 Being handled by the CIA, being a part of the Illuminati, all kinds of stupid shit.
02:23:48.000 Throwing people off your trail by being into conspiracy theories so people don't realize you're part of the CIA? Well, they just want to think you're controlled.
02:23:54.000 They want to think that at a certain point someone comes to you and you get controlled.
02:23:58.000 But that's not real.
02:24:00.000 No.
02:24:01.000 The reality is no one's in control.
02:24:03.000 To me, that's the darkest reality.
02:24:06.000 Also, the reality is MKUltra was real, and they really were trying to teach people how to kill people, and they did it with Charlie Manson.
02:24:12.000 No, yeah, yeah.
02:24:12.000 I mean, there's definitely real horrible fucked up shit.
02:24:14.000 I'm not saying that.
02:24:15.000 I'm not saying there's not fucked up horrible shit, but I do think no one's really steering the ship, and that's like the really scary thing.
02:24:21.000 Right.
02:24:21.000 I think our idea is that there's this one group of people that all agree with each other.
02:24:29.000 I don't think that's real.
02:24:30.000 I think there's competing factions even at the top levels.
02:24:34.000 I think they're always battling with each other.
02:24:36.000 Yes.
02:24:37.000 Look, the people in the Navy sometimes don't like the people in the Army.
02:24:40.000 You know what I mean?
02:24:40.000 Exactly.
02:24:40.000 This is the CIA and the FBI. The CIA not communicating with the FBI. Yeah, that's 100% real.
02:24:45.000 And that's why when people look at all of Israelis, not to bring it back to them like a Jew, as like a Zionist conspiracy, you're now doing that.
02:24:51.000 You're believing in this collective thing when really there's so many different types of Israelis.
02:24:55.000 There's extremists, there's racists, and there's peaceniks.
02:24:58.000 There's people who believe in peace.
02:25:00.000 Exactly.
02:25:01.000 I think you always have to be wary of like thinking everything's monolithic.
02:25:05.000 Absolutely.
02:25:06.000 And I feel like that about the intelligence agencies as well.
02:25:08.000 I feel like, yeah, you want the CIA. You want someone who's paying attention to terrorist plots.
02:25:13.000 Of course.
02:25:13.000 You want them.
02:25:14.000 You want the FBI to be able to investigate when someone's done something horrible.
02:25:17.000 Yeah, of course.
02:25:18.000 You want those things.
02:25:19.000 You just don't want them out of control.
02:25:20.000 And the problem is absolute power corrupts absolutely.
02:25:24.000 And when some people get into certain positions of power, they use whatever means necessary to maintain it.
02:25:29.000 I mean, the Nazis had the ultimate conspiracy when they invaded Poland.
02:25:32.000 They, like, killed a bunch of their own, like, prisoner of wars and had them dressed as Polish, like, soldiers and, like, concocted a whole fake attack by Poland.
02:25:41.000 Of course.
02:25:42.000 I mean, it's the ultimate conspiracy.
02:25:43.000 Hitler burned the Reichstag.
02:25:44.000 We actually never know who did it.
02:25:46.000 No?
02:25:46.000 Well, some people actually do think it was the Marxists.
02:25:49.000 But we don't actually know for sure, yeah.
02:25:50.000 I thought it was just generally assumed that it was Hitler.
02:25:53.000 I think there's still some mystery.
02:25:54.000 I think some people, there was one guy who they say might have lit the fire, I forget what his name, I read this in a book, but like Hitler definitely jumped on it.
02:26:02.000 Right.
02:26:03.000 Immediately.
02:26:03.000 Well, it was a time old tactic.
02:26:05.000 I mean, Nero burned Rome.
02:26:07.000 I don't know, he might have, but I think there's still some mystery about what, because some people think it might have been someone else, but then he just kind of jumped on it.
02:26:13.000 You mean Hitler or Nero?
02:26:14.000 Hitler.
02:26:15.000 Nero.
02:26:16.000 You know what else Nero did?
02:26:17.000 When his wife died, he found some slave boy that looked like his wife and had her castrated and paraded her around as his wife.
02:26:26.000 Did he fuck the kid?
02:26:27.000 I don't know what he did.
02:26:29.000 Probably did.
02:26:30.000 I mean, imagine he decided you're going to be my wife now.
02:26:33.000 I'm going to chop your dick off and bring you out in public.
02:26:36.000 Whoa.
02:26:36.000 Yeah.
02:26:37.000 Back then he was probably excited.
02:26:39.000 I believe the kid killed himself.
02:26:41.000 Oh, really?
02:26:42.000 A couple years later.
02:26:43.000 Yeah.
02:26:43.000 See if you can find that story.
02:26:44.000 It is a crazy story.
02:26:46.000 He found some slave boy that looked like his wife.
02:26:50.000 And so, you know, back then, you're looking at him on the balcony.
02:26:53.000 You're one of the peasants in the street.
02:26:55.000 You know what he knew?
02:26:56.000 Yeah, he's just like...
02:26:56.000 It wasn't his wife anymore.
02:26:58.000 Like, he didn't want anybody to know his wife died, so he decided to make this fucking...
02:27:01.000 This slave boy looked like his wife.
02:27:03.000 He couldn't find a woman who looked like his wife?
02:27:04.000 I don't know.
02:27:04.000 Did he ask that kid if he had a sister?
02:27:06.000 Look, this is Nero, dude.
02:27:08.000 This is Caligula.
02:27:09.000 This dude was out of his fucking mind.
02:27:10.000 I actually don't know much about Nero.
02:27:13.000 Sporus was a young slave boy whom the Roman Emperor Nero had castrated and married as his empress.
02:27:19.000 Under his tour of Greece in 66 to 67 CE, allegedly in order for him to play the role of his wife, Popeya Sabina, who had died the previous year.
02:27:29.000 Ancient historians generally portray this relationship between Nero and Sporus as an abomination.
02:27:52.000 Oh my god.
02:28:00.000 Hopefully he was really, really sorry.
02:28:02.000 Jesus Christ.
02:28:03.000 Dio Cassios, in a more detailed account, writes that Sporus bore an uncanny resemblance to Bopoea and that Nero called Sporus by her name.
02:28:12.000 Oh my God.
02:28:14.000 That's insane.
02:28:15.000 Oh my God.
02:28:17.000 Wow.
02:28:18.000 I should make a movie about that kid.
02:28:19.000 Oh, look at this.
02:28:20.000 Scholars have deduced that sporus was likely an epithet given to him when his abuse started, considering it to be derived from the Greek word sporus, meaning seed or semen, which may refer to his inability to have children following his castration.
02:28:36.000 What the fuck, dude?
02:28:38.000 Oh my god.
02:28:40.000 How crazy was that guy?
02:28:43.000 They should make a movie about that kid.
02:28:44.000 That'd be a good movie.
02:28:45.000 From the kid's perspective.
02:28:47.000 You do like dark things.
02:28:49.000 That'd be a good movie!
02:28:49.000 That's the darkest guy.
02:28:50.000 First he has to accept that he may have some girly features.
02:28:53.000 And then he has to...
02:28:54.000 Bro.
02:28:56.000 Make it a rom-com.
02:28:57.000 But it's just like, what was society like back then?
02:29:01.000 Because...
02:29:02.000 They all had sex with kids.
02:29:04.000 Fucked a lot of kids.
02:29:06.000 Fucked a lot of kids.
02:29:07.000 It was normal for like an intellectual to have a young boy that he would fuck.
02:29:13.000 I think it was gay to fuck your wife.
02:29:15.000 I think people would be like, I'm going home to my wife.
02:29:17.000 They're like, what are you, gay?
02:29:18.000 Go fuck a little boy like us.
02:29:20.000 It was like a gay thing to fuck your wife.
02:29:22.000 Yeah.
02:29:22.000 It was in.
02:29:23.000 Fucking kids was like fashion.
02:29:25.000 And also, how about the Spartans?
02:29:27.000 The greatest warriors ever.
02:29:28.000 They all fucked each other.
02:29:29.000 Yeah.
02:29:30.000 Greeks were very tough and very not homophobic.
02:29:34.000 They didn't care who they fucked.
02:29:36.000 They were just fucking anybody.
02:29:37.000 But that was a part of masculinity.
02:29:39.000 Fucking a guy was masculine.
02:29:41.000 You were like, I'm tough, I fight, I fuck guys.
02:29:44.000 I know.
02:29:45.000 Imagine if that kept going and guys were just fucking guys today.
02:29:49.000 Well, in the Nazis, what was the guy who was gay, Eric?
02:29:51.000 I mean, what was his name?
02:29:53.000 General Rahmer or whatever his name was.
02:29:55.000 The one part of the original SA that they killed in the Night of the Long Knives.
02:30:00.000 Oh, really?
02:30:01.000 He was gay and he was the toughest as they came.
02:30:03.000 And there was a bunch of gay people in his division, yeah.
02:30:06.000 Well, the idea of the Spartans was that you would fight for your lover much harder than you'd fight for a friend.
02:30:13.000 Oh really?
02:30:14.000 Yeah, this man beside you, not only is he with you in this war, he's a fellow soldier, but he's also your lover.
02:30:24.000 So are you saying...
02:30:25.000 I was thinking they wanted to fuck each other.
02:30:27.000 Is it more like the general was like, I need you all to fuck each other?
02:30:30.000 I think they wanted to fuck each other, too.
02:30:31.000 They wanted to fuck each other, too.
02:30:32.000 I think they just got used to fucking guys.
02:30:34.000 I think it's probably one of those...
02:30:36.000 Like, guys are so gross.
02:30:38.000 That's the thing about prison, right?
02:30:40.000 There's no women around.
02:30:40.000 We just fuck each other.
02:30:41.000 I'm reading further into the sports thing.
02:30:43.000 It gets a little weirder, I guess.
02:30:45.000 I mean...
02:30:47.000 He was already married to someone else after his wife died.
02:30:51.000 Oh.
02:30:52.000 Satalina Messalina.
02:30:53.000 And then later married Sporus that year.
02:30:56.000 Who said to bear remarkable resemblance to Pompeia.
02:30:58.000 But then...
02:30:59.000 He took Sporus to Greece and then back to Rome, making Calvia Caspinilia serve as his mistress of wardrobe to Sporus.
02:31:11.000 Nero had earlier married another freedman, Pythagoras, Who had played the role of Nero's husband?
02:31:19.000 Now Sporus played the role of Nero's wife.
02:31:22.000 What?
02:31:23.000 He was just wild!
02:31:25.000 Nero died before Sporus died, too.
02:31:27.000 Oh my god, he was just wild.
02:31:28.000 And then Sporus went to somebody else.
02:31:31.000 As a wife still?
02:31:32.000 And Papaya was married to this person before Nero got her, and Nero made them get divorced, took Papaya, apparently killed her, and then Sporus went back to this guy, Nymphidus Sabinus.
02:31:45.000 Oh my god, Nympho.
02:31:48.000 Who had persuaded the Praetorian Guard to desert Nero.
02:31:53.000 Nymphidius treated Sporus as a wife and called him Pompeia.
02:31:57.000 So called him Nero's ex-wife, who Nero kicked to death, who he used to be married to.
02:32:03.000 What the fuck?
02:32:04.000 Imagine that poor kid.
02:32:06.000 He's just blessed with good genetics.
02:32:08.000 Got a pretty face.
02:32:09.000 Got a pretty face.
02:32:11.000 Cut your dick off and just fuck you and they pass you around.
02:32:14.000 Talk like my wife.
02:32:18.000 I'm going to change your name again, kid.
02:32:20.000 This is why he killed himself.
02:32:21.000 It's because someone else who beat that guy was going to use spores as a victim in public entertainment as a reenactment of a rape of someone in the underworld is what that is.
02:32:33.000 The rape of prosperity.
02:32:37.000 Proserpina.
02:32:37.000 The rape of Proserpina at a gladiator show.
02:32:40.000 Oh my god.
02:32:41.000 So he avoided this public humiliation by committing suicide.
02:32:43.000 So they were gonna violently rape him and kill him in a gladiator show.
02:32:48.000 So he finally gets free of the shit and then they're like, we want you to reenact it now.
02:32:53.000 We're gonna make you die in a gladiator show.
02:32:56.000 I guess that's not the first time they did that.
02:32:58.000 He probably knew what was coming, so he's probably like, fuck that.
02:33:00.000 I'm not going through that.
02:33:01.000 He probably saw so many people get fucked up in gladiator shows.
02:33:04.000 Why do they feel the need to publicly humiliate him?
02:33:06.000 Haven't he been through that?
02:33:07.000 Kick a man while he's down, I guess.
02:33:09.000 He's getting a little cocky.
02:33:14.000 Oh, life back then.
02:33:15.000 I mean, this is the thing.
02:33:16.000 It's like, they thought they were pretty progressive when they were just spanking women.
02:33:19.000 Yeah.
02:33:20.000 In those stupid movies.
02:33:21.000 Well, you don't know.
02:33:21.000 Yeah, you don't know.
02:33:23.000 Give me a little hammer to spank her in the ass.
02:33:25.000 Oh, here you go.
02:33:27.000 It was normal.
02:33:29.000 Yeah.
02:33:29.000 At least she didn't cut her dick off.
02:33:31.000 Well, you know, we do move at our own pace, and it's like, people act like people suck now, like we're awful, but we are getting better.
02:33:39.000 We are way better than those days.
02:33:41.000 We are getting better.
02:33:42.000 We're way better than the Nero.
02:33:43.000 If you just read that account, and imagine if Biden did that.
02:33:47.000 Imagine if Biden's wife died, so he found some fucking page that looked like his wife, had him cut his dick off, and brought him to Greece as his wife.
02:33:56.000 He'd be like, this guy's a maniac.
02:33:58.000 This guy's out of his fucking mind.
02:34:00.000 We're freaked out when he sniffs hair.
02:34:01.000 Yeah.
02:34:04.000 Exactly.
02:34:05.000 We're like, he's getting too close to that hair.
02:34:05.000 Look how he's smelling those kids.
02:34:09.000 Imagine.
02:34:10.000 That was insane.
02:34:11.000 It was good to be a king back then.
02:34:14.000 You really could chew whatever you wanted.
02:34:15.000 It didn't last long.
02:34:16.000 Eventually it came for you.
02:34:18.000 What happened to him?
02:34:18.000 He got executed?
02:34:19.000 What happened to Nero?
02:34:20.000 How did he die?
02:34:21.000 Looking into this a little more, it says this, like, because of how crazy it's sounding, I'm starting to go, like, maybe whoever killed him is just like, you know, we're going to smear him, and we're going to make up all this shit about him that's not maybe accurate, but who's going to fucking defend it?
02:34:34.000 Right, but the Nero story, that's like a historical record, the story that took Sporus and did that to him.
02:34:40.000 I found a New Yorker article from 2021 that says, like, how nasty was he really?
02:34:45.000 Isn't that notorious?
02:34:45.000 How nasty was Nero really?
02:34:47.000 Oh my God, Nero apologists.
02:34:48.000 They're going to be writing that about Hitler someday.
02:34:50.000 Might have been a smear It was just the oxycodone.
02:34:52.000 It wasn't Hitler.
02:34:53.000 Yeah, sorry, he was on really good pot.
02:34:55.000 Really poached in pot and made him fuck his wife.
02:34:57.000 He got some 29% THC. The weed was strong, and he only had taken weed a couple times.
02:35:02.000 Yeah, you can't fault him for killing all the Jews.
02:35:05.000 He really did think they were evil while he was tripping balls.
02:35:07.000 Sorry.
02:35:08.000 That's a crazy thing to be like.
02:35:10.000 Kill six million Jews.
02:35:11.000 Well, I was on painkillers.
02:35:13.000 I was on Oxys, guys.
02:35:15.000 I was on a lot of painkillers.
02:35:16.000 And a bad doctor.
02:35:18.000 What, Jamie?
02:35:19.000 What were you saying?
02:35:20.000 After he had sex with his mom, he killed her, too.
02:35:23.000 They didn't mention that.
02:35:24.000 Oh, whoops.
02:35:25.000 Yeah, bad guy.
02:35:25.000 I'd say bad guy.
02:35:27.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:35:27.000 That's pretty safe to say.
02:35:29.000 That's not a conspiracy.
02:35:31.000 I'm not into the...
02:35:32.000 I'm not going to try to...
02:35:33.000 You can't say incompetence for that one.
02:35:37.000 I think that guy was probably a really bad guy.
02:35:39.000 No, that was a bad guy.
02:35:40.000 I think when you were the king back then, you could do whatever the fuck you wanted, which is part of the problem.
02:35:45.000 Yeah, that's the other thing.
02:35:46.000 You had so much power over people.
02:35:47.000 I think anyone put in that position would just do whatever the fuck they wanted.
02:35:50.000 You know the Elizabeth Bathory story?
02:35:52.000 No.
02:35:53.000 Elizabeth, so this is a very controversial story, too.
02:35:54.000 I just know about Hitler.
02:35:55.000 I don't know about it.
02:35:56.000 This lady, so this is the folklore.
02:35:59.000 There's two different versions of this.
02:36:00.000 So the story that gets handed down was this woman was so evil that she was a serial killer, and she was beautiful when she was young, and as she got older, she would slaughter young maids and put them in a bathtub and bathe in their blood to try to rejuvenate.
02:36:15.000 Oh, I remember this.
02:36:16.000 Yes.
02:36:17.000 I've been reading this.
02:36:17.000 But then the revisionist approach to it was that they accused her of all these things so that they could take her land.
02:36:25.000 And they imprisoned her because she was a royal.
02:36:27.000 So they imprisoned her under house arrest.
02:36:29.000 They locked her up in a castle.
02:36:31.000 They locked her up in a room in the castle for the rest of her life until she died.
02:36:35.000 And they think that this possibly could be false accusations against her that were so horrific that no one would question them so that they could take her land.
02:36:43.000 Oh, so she didn't do it?
02:36:45.000 I don't know.
02:36:46.000 We don't know.
02:36:47.000 I mean, if they did smear her with this fake thing, it's a crazy accusation.
02:36:53.000 You want it to be true, though, don't you?
02:36:54.000 Of course.
02:36:55.000 You want to think there's some lady that is so vain and evil that she slaughters all the beautiful young ladies.
02:37:00.000 Yeah.
02:37:01.000 And that these women started going missing.
02:37:03.000 See if you can find that story.
02:37:05.000 It's kind of crazy.
02:37:06.000 I used to be super into serial killers.
02:37:08.000 Like, before it was cool.
02:37:10.000 When did you start?
02:37:12.000 Who got you first?
02:37:14.000 Well, first of all, I was really into Kemper, the guy in the Mindhunter series.
02:37:18.000 I was into him before.
02:37:19.000 Now he's like, everyone knows him.
02:37:21.000 I'm a little disappointed.
02:37:22.000 I was into him.
02:37:22.000 He's mainstream now.
02:37:24.000 He's sold out.
02:37:24.000 Back when I was into it, I was creeping people out.
02:37:26.000 It was cool.
02:37:27.000 It was old school days.
02:37:28.000 My favorite story is Ed Gein.
02:37:31.000 There's a story that someone came to his house once to borrow sugar or some shit.
02:37:36.000 And he came inside and there was a skull that Ed Gein of someone who had killed on a shelf.
02:37:40.000 And the guy's like, what the fuck is that?
02:37:42.000 And Ed Gein, you know, it's like the 50s, right?
02:37:44.000 Ed Gein just kind of like freaks out and just lies.
02:37:46.000 He just goes, oh, that's a Japanese guy I killed in the war, brought him back.
02:37:50.000 And the other guy's like, huh, thank God.
02:37:53.000 For a second I thought it was something creepy.
02:37:55.000 Jesus Christ.
02:37:56.000 Isn't that crazy?
02:37:57.000 That is crazy.
02:37:58.000 Imagine you could take a Japanese guy's head home with you.
02:38:00.000 And everyone's just like...
02:38:01.000 And everyone's like, yeah, it's fine.
02:38:02.000 I was a Japanese guy.
02:38:03.000 The case of Elizabeth Bathory inspired numerous stories during the 18th and 19th centuries.
02:38:07.000 The most common motif of these works is that the countless bathing in her virgin victim's blood to retain beauty or youth.
02:38:13.000 The legend appeared in print for the first time in 1729 in the Jesuit scholar Laszlo Turoksi, maybe?
02:38:25.000 Tragica Historia was written the first account of the Bathory case.
02:38:28.000 The story came into question in 1817 when the witness accounts, which had surfaced in 1765, were published for the first time.
02:38:36.000 They included no references to bloodbaths in his book Hungary and Transylvania, published in 1850. John Paget describes the supposed origins of Bathory's bloodbathing, although his tale seems to be fictionalized recitation of oral history from the area.
02:38:53.000 It's difficult to know how accurate his account of events is.
02:38:57.000 Sadistic pleasures is considered a far more plausible motive for Bathory's crimes.
02:39:03.000 Oh, so they're saying that she did do it.
02:39:05.000 Bathory's been labeled by Guinness Book of World Records the most prolific female murderer, although the number of her victims is debated.
02:39:13.000 So, this Wikipedia, though...
02:39:16.000 Yeah, I think there was another article that Elizabeth Bathory was, like, Google Elizabeth Bathory was innocent.
02:39:23.000 I found this, but this didn't have a link.
02:39:25.000 It's just someone talking about it on Reddit, which says...
02:39:51.000 Was never a serial killer.
02:39:53.000 What is that?
02:39:54.000 Jobagi?
02:39:55.000 I don't know how to translate.
02:39:56.000 Basically, farmers who worked for her on the land, for a house, and a portion of what they made.
02:40:01.000 Making a bad example, and she was simply kind to commoners, something noblemen just loathed.
02:40:07.000 This also helped them, after she got locked up, they seized her estate.
02:40:12.000 So she was actually just like a nice person.
02:40:14.000 Yeah, that seems a little fishy, too.
02:40:16.000 It's disappointing, though, you know?
02:40:18.000 Who fucking knows?
02:40:19.000 You know, it's too many years ago.
02:40:20.000 We don't even know what happened in 1963 with the Kennedy assassination.
02:40:24.000 You know, I take a bath every day.
02:40:26.000 Not a bloodbath, but I love baths.
02:40:28.000 Baths are nice.
02:40:29.000 I love them, yeah.
02:40:30.000 It's like my place away from my phone and stuff.
02:40:33.000 Yeah, if you could live 100 years ago, a fucking hot shower is a miracle.
02:40:37.000 Oh, yeah.
02:40:38.000 A hot shower is a wonderful pleasure that we just completely take for granted.
02:40:43.000 To sit in that shower like, ah, soap and lather up, wash your feet and wash your face, and ah, your underarms, ah, bathe in this preheated warm water.
02:40:54.000 It's wonderful.
02:40:55.000 We do cold plungers for fun.
02:40:57.000 That's like all people had back then.
02:40:59.000 That's it.
02:40:59.000 I love the cold plungers.
02:41:00.000 Yeah, if you wanted to wash your dirty ass, you had to get in that fucking lake.
02:41:05.000 Hey dude, it's been really fun talking to you, man.
02:41:07.000 It was a really good time.
02:41:08.000 Thanks for doing this.
02:41:09.000 I really enjoyed it.
02:41:10.000 Can I plug a couple things?
02:41:11.000 Yeah, plug away.
02:41:12.000 Plug away.
02:41:12.000 What do you got?
02:41:13.000 This was awesome, by the way.
02:41:14.000 Thank you.
02:41:14.000 I hope you had fun.
02:41:16.000 I did.
02:41:16.000 I had a great time.
02:41:17.000 I enjoyed it very much.
02:41:19.000 Well, definitely check out my special Brave came out not too long ago on YouTube called Brave.
02:41:25.000 Also, I just made a movie.
02:41:28.000 Oh yeah, there it is.
02:41:30.000 Filmed at the Comedy Cellar.
02:41:31.000 Nice.
02:41:32.000 Jason Katz and James Webb filled it.
02:41:34.000 Great directors.
02:41:35.000 Beautiful.
02:41:36.000 And I also just made a movie.
02:41:38.000 We just kind of made the trailer.
02:41:40.000 It's about a serial killer called Memory Room.
02:41:42.000 You do like it dark, huh?
02:41:43.000 I like it dark.
02:41:45.000 Memory Room.
02:41:45.000 It's a movie I made with my brilliant co-director Dan McCabe.
02:41:48.000 Is it a comedy?
02:41:49.000 No, it's about a caretaker.
02:41:53.000 It's like a 25-minute thriller about a caretaker who's taking care of a guy with dementia.
02:41:57.000 And one day they're listening to music, and he seems to really like the song.
02:42:00.000 And she's like, oh, do you remember that song?
02:42:02.000 And he's like, that song was playing in the night I strangled Rosie.
02:42:05.000 He kind of just says it out of nowhere.
02:42:06.000 And she starts investigating whether he actually killed someone or not.
02:42:11.000 And yeah, we just filmed it.
02:42:13.000 Are you the serial killer?
02:42:14.000 No, we got a great actor, Hal Robinson.
02:42:17.000 Did you think about playing it?
02:42:19.000 You did.
02:42:20.000 That's why you're laughing.
02:42:21.000 Well, I tell you, at one point, he was talking about killing someone in it, and he looked a little too upset.
02:42:25.000 And I was like, you gotta look like it's not a big deal.
02:42:27.000 Like, I was giving him my serial killer wisdom.
02:42:30.000 Like, you should be talking about this like it's nothing, you know?
02:42:32.000 Right.
02:42:33.000 But he was great, and you can learn about it.
02:42:37.000 Where can someone watch it?
02:42:38.000 You can watch a trailer now at memoryroommovie.com.
02:42:41.000 We just kind of put it together.
02:42:42.000 And there's also like, we went $13,000 over budget.
02:42:45.000 So if anyone wants to be an investor, go to memoryroommovie.com.
02:42:49.000 And when will it be available for people to watch?
02:42:52.000 Well, we're going to finish editing and then send it to all these film festivals and try to get in.
02:42:59.000 Yeah.
02:42:59.000 I made a movie with Joe List earlier this year, and I'm trying to start making more movies.
02:43:03.000 I've loved movies my whole life, and I've written screenplays with my partner, Dan McCabe, who's great, a great writer, and we just finally started making this and raising money and making it.
02:43:13.000 It's awesome.
02:43:13.000 Cool.
02:43:14.000 All right, man.
02:43:15.000 Beautiful.
02:43:15.000 But it was so nice talking to you.
02:43:17.000 Nice talking to you, too, man.
02:43:18.000 It was a lot of fun.
02:43:19.000 It was a good time.
02:43:20.000 I enjoyed it.
02:43:21.000 Thank you.
02:43:21.000 All right.
02:43:21.000 Bye, everybody.