The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience #2202 - Tom Segura

00:00:13.000 Yeah, I've watched so many people get their legs broken.

00:00:15.000 Yeah.

00:00:16.000 And I see it in like jujitsu videos all the time where someone's like going for a heel hook and then you hear this crack.

00:00:22.000 And then the guy screams in agony, and then everybody's like, oh, this is horrible.

00:00:27.000 Yeah, and there's just a million arm wrestling videos.

00:00:31.000 I saw a guy and a girl arm wrestling, and the guy broke the girl's arm. 1.00

00:00:34.000 I'm like, what the fuck, man? 1.00

00:00:35.000 Oh, fuck. 1.00

00:00:36.000 I was just like, how does that... 0.99

00:00:37.000 Because I don't want to do it ever again, really.

00:00:39.000 Arm wrestling? 0.94

00:00:40.000 No, I think it's stupid for me to get involved in. 0.76

00:00:43.000 But even when I'm just like, well, why is this happening?

00:00:46.000 And there was these two...

00:00:49.000 Competitors, like pro arm wrestlers, were like, well, you never want to get away from your body.

00:00:56.000 So they're like, arms break once they're out here.

00:00:59.000 So you always, they're like, keep your arm in tight.

00:01:04.000 Like, arms don't break when you're here.

00:01:05.000 Right.

00:01:06.000 But once you get extension, they're like, that's when... 0.99

00:01:08.000 It's the dumbest macho thing that we do. 0.99

00:01:10.000 For sure. 1.00

00:01:11.000 I did it with you once.

00:01:13.000 I did it with you in Louisville.

00:01:14.000 Do you remember?

00:01:15.000 No.

00:01:15.000 It was a horrifying experience.

00:01:17.000 It was after, we did a show in Louisville at the club.

00:01:21.000 I think it was tied to a UFC, one of those.

00:01:25.000 It was back in the day.

00:01:26.000 And we went to a bar afterwards.

00:01:29.000 We were shooting pool.

00:01:30.000 Somebody said arm wrestling. 0.99

00:01:31.000 I was like, and you're like, you want to do it?

00:01:33.000 I was like, sure.

00:01:35.000 Dude, I couldn't believe how strong you were.

00:01:37.000 I mean, I know you're strong, but I was like, you're like, go.

00:01:39.000 And I was like, I am going, dude. 0.97

00:01:41.000 Like, I couldn't get any fucking movement. 0.99

00:01:43.000 Well, you're a fucking dude that works for you. 1.00

00:01:46.000 That was the most ridiculous. 1.00

00:01:47.000 That was hilarious. 0.99

00:01:48.000 Do you think he just does that because he just wants attention?

00:01:51.000 No, I think, I mean, there might be a little bit of that, but I really think, that's Annie.

00:01:57.000 He has this thing...

00:01:59.000 It's probably just, you know, it's part of his wiring.

00:02:03.000 It's probably gotten him somewhere in life in some ways.

00:02:06.000 Just being delusional.

00:02:07.000 Being delusional about, I can't lose.

00:02:11.000 Like, if somebody says I can beat you, they can't beat me.

00:02:14.000 And you're like, what are you talking about? 0.99

00:02:16.000 And then when you were pulling up, I was like, why don't you fucking ask him? 0.94

00:02:19.000 Because I already knew what was going to happen. 0.94

00:02:21.000 And then he also loves to gamble.

00:02:23.000 I was like, yeah, I'll take that action.

00:02:25.000 So, yeah, that's Eni.

00:02:28.000 But he's not even a strong guy.

00:02:29.000 That's why it was so confusing.

00:02:32.000 I was looking at him like, you want to arm wrestle?

00:02:34.000 You're not even a strong guy.

00:02:37.000 There's probably a lot of things you could do better than me.

00:02:39.000 But this one...

00:02:40.000 This one you got. 0.97

00:02:41.000 This is silly. 0.98

00:02:42.000 This one's silly. 0.96

00:02:43.000 It is funny how our capacity for delusion is just incredible. 0.85

00:02:49.000 It can serve you well if you get lucky, right?

00:02:53.000 Yeah.

00:02:53.000 I think about one of my friends...

00:02:57.000 Was diagnosed with stage four lung cancer, and he found out at stage four.

00:03:04.000 Right?

00:03:04.000 Like, had to go to the hospital.

00:03:07.000 Like, his wife was like, you're fucking sweating, and you're, you know, heavy breathing. 0.99

00:03:11.000 It was after one of my shows. 0.99

00:03:13.000 And so they go, and then the next day, they're like stage four lung cancer.

00:03:18.000 And all the doctors were like, you know, say goodbye to your friend, you know?

00:03:26.000 And his brother...

00:03:28.000 I found the expert in this specific type of...

00:03:34.000 Because there's in oncology really specialized types of cancer and treatment.

00:03:40.000 And I remember talking to him and he was like, I'm going to beat this thing. 1.00

00:03:46.000 And I was looking at him and I was like, you're so stupid. 1.00

00:03:51.000 You're definitely going to die. 1.00

00:03:55.000 But the thing is, I saw that he believed it.

00:03:58.000 A thousand percent believed it. 0.99

00:03:59.000 And as he got better, I was like, this guy's fucking delusion is serving him in this. 0.99

00:04:06.000 I remember when my uncle got mesothelioma. 0.99

00:04:10.000 And he was a high-level urologist at the Mayo Clinic.

00:04:14.000 And I remember when I was talking to my dad about it, he was like, yeah, he's too smart.

00:04:20.000 He can read the labs.

00:04:23.000 He knows what he has.

00:04:25.000 He's too smart to go like, I'm going to beat this thing.

00:04:28.000 You know what I mean?

00:04:28.000 You're just so well-versed.

00:04:30.000 But is it a delusional thing, or has that guy had other success in life because he's just super determined?

00:04:35.000 I mean, he's certainly a determined guy and successful in what he does.

00:04:41.000 But, what's up, big head Steve?

00:04:42.000 I'm talking about you.

00:04:43.000 Yo, big head Steve!

00:04:44.000 But I really was like, I credited this guy's, like, it felt like a level of delusion to believe you were going to survive this.

00:04:53.000 Right, but if he's correct, and he was correct, then it's not delusional.

00:04:57.000 Correct, correct, yes.

00:04:58.000 Which is kind of crazy.

00:04:59.000 It is kind of crazy.

00:05:00.000 But the doctors were like, you're dead, and what if he just decides I'm dead, and he starts freaking out, or maybe he goes to Oregon and gets assisted suicide.

00:05:07.000 And so many people go down that path, right?

00:05:10.000 They're whacking people left and right up in Canada.

00:05:12.000 Yeah.

00:05:13.000 If you're depressed, like you're not feeling good, come on in.

00:05:16.000 Sign up. 1.00

00:05:16.000 Fucking sign up for the program. 1.00

00:05:17.000 We'll get rid of you. 1.00

00:05:18.000 They'll just kill you. 1.00

00:05:19.000 In Europe, in the Netherlands, don't they do that? 0.99

00:05:22.000 Somewhere else.

00:05:23.000 I don't know.

00:05:23.000 I'm sure.

00:05:24.000 I'm sure it's other countries, but it's a recent thing in Canada where they're just whacking people.

00:05:28.000 I didn't know they were doing that.

00:05:30.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:05:30.000 See, Google it.

00:05:31.000 Google it.

00:05:32.000 Because this is something you'll actually find on Google.

00:05:35.000 It's assisted suicide in Canada.

00:05:37.000 The other delusion that I... Because I just watched the Scott Peterson...

00:05:44.000 Is that the Lacey Peterson?

00:05:46.000 Yes.

00:05:46.000 So is that one...

00:05:47.000 Is the new one where people are saying maybe he didn't kill her?

00:05:50.000 No.

00:05:51.000 It's essentially...

00:05:52.000 It's fantastic.

00:05:53.000 It's on Netflix.

00:05:54.000 I think it's a three-part docuseries.

00:05:57.000 And it begins...

00:06:00.000 Because, you know, it's like this reminder.

00:06:01.000 It was 20 years ago.

00:06:02.000 Right. 1.00

00:06:03.000 You know, time just, you're like, oh shit. 0.99

00:06:04.000 What was that story? 0.99

00:06:05.000 How did that one go?

00:06:06.000 So, that one.

00:06:07.000 Canada's controversial medically assisted death program is fastest growing in the world. 1.00

00:06:12.000 Damn. 0.99

00:06:13.000 Since suicide became legal in Canada, the number of deaths have grown each year. 1.00

00:06:16.000 So, this is August.

00:06:17.000 So, this is just last month.

00:06:19.000 So, what is it saying in terms of the numbers?

00:06:22.000 Most recent data shows 13,241 people in 2022. Wow.

00:06:30.000 That's quite a jump.

00:06:31.000 That's a jump, bro.

00:06:33.000 So 2022 is 13,000.

00:06:35.000 Who knows what 2023 and 2024 is?

00:06:37.000 Oh, man.

00:06:38.000 They're whacking people up there.

00:06:39.000 That's pretty wild.

00:06:40.000 Come on in.

00:06:41.000 Come in.

00:06:41.000 What, you got foot hurt?

00:06:43.000 My leg hurts.

00:06:44.000 I'm just sad.

00:06:45.000 Get in here. 1.00

00:06:46.000 Fuck life. 1.00

00:06:47.000 That's a great tap out fucking option. 1.00

00:06:50.000 It's great. 0.99

00:06:51.000 I mean, what is this?

00:06:52.000 Is this like, I mean, is it a kind of eugenics? 0.67

00:06:55.000 Like, what is it?

00:06:56.000 What is it?

00:06:57.000 I mean, you could say it's being compassionate.

00:07:00.000 And in some cases, like Michael Lehrer, you know, he went to Oregon.

00:07:04.000 Yes.

00:07:04.000 But Michael Lehrer was...

00:07:05.000 His body was failing so horribly.

00:07:08.000 He couldn't talk anymore.

00:07:09.000 That was ALS? Yes.

00:07:11.000 Wasn't that the same thing that ravaged that?

00:07:13.000 What was the famous woman that it was a huge international case here? 1.00

00:07:17.000 Do you remember...

00:07:21.000 Terry Schiavo?

00:07:21.000 Was it Terry Schiavo?

00:07:22.000 I don't know if she had the same thing.

00:07:23.000 But she had this horrible, debilitating disease. 0.97

00:07:27.000 Yeah, and you're still alive.

00:07:29.000 And at the end, it kept getting worse and worse.

00:07:33.000 It wasn't getting better, so he went to Oregon to do it.

00:07:35.000 He actually went to Oregon once and then changed his mind and came back.

00:07:38.000 And when you sign up for that in Canada, can you just go, like, that's just what I want?

00:07:42.000 It doesn't matter?

00:07:43.000 I don't know.

00:07:43.000 I don't know what the rules are.

00:07:45.000 But I know that some people are very upset about it because you're taking people that maybe you could talk to them off the ledge.

00:07:51.000 Yeah.

00:07:52.000 Maybe they could have got better.

00:07:53.000 Maybe with some love and some friendship and some counseling and some therapy.

00:07:58.000 That they wouldn't take that option.

00:07:59.000 Yeah, maybe they'd be happy.

00:08:00.000 Yeah.

00:08:01.000 I've known quite a few people that have taken their own life.

00:08:05.000 Yeah, I know a few that have done it, too.

00:08:08.000 And it's always super sad.

00:08:10.000 I mean, because I don't know anybody that's done it, with the exception of Michael, I don't know anybody that's done it in the case of, you know...

00:08:19.000 Like a medically assisted?

00:08:20.000 No.

00:08:20.000 Michael's the only one that I know about that.

00:08:22.000 But, you know, there's Brody.

00:08:24.000 Brody was a hard one.

00:08:25.000 There's my friend Tony, who's a pool player up in San Francisco.

00:08:29.000 He jumped off the bridge.

00:08:30.000 Yeah.

00:08:30.000 Which is crazy.

00:08:32.000 There's a spot where everybody goes.

00:08:34.000 Yeah, one of my college...

00:08:36.000 I had jobs.

00:08:38.000 When I was in college, I worked the whole time.

00:08:40.000 I had part-time jobs.

00:08:42.000 And one of my co-workers did. 0.99

00:08:44.000 It was fucking terrible, man. 0.99

00:08:46.000 Our boss went to his apartment and found him there. 1.00

00:08:49.000 It was terrible.

00:08:53.000 You know, for some people, they don't think it's ever going to get better.

00:08:56.000 I know.

00:08:57.000 And if you don't have support around you, you don't have someone that you can...

00:09:02.000 That can pick you up, and it's crazy how someone can pick you up. 0.88

00:09:05.000 It's crazy how you could be just feeling like total, complete shit, and someone who cares about you can come over to your house, take you out, have some laughs, and you're like, I think I feel better. 0.97

00:09:17.000 We feel better around people. 0.99

00:09:19.000 Some people are super isolated, too.

00:09:22.000 That's the dangerous one.

00:09:23.000 And I think one of the things I realized as I got older is you don't realize how many people are lonely in this world.

00:09:31.000 You get older, I'm saying, because you encounter more people and you talk to people.

00:09:37.000 You realize you have this full life that you can take for granted.

00:09:41.000 You have a family, you have friends, you have all these things going on.

00:09:43.000 And then you meet people who don't have any of that and they're alone.

00:09:49.000 There's a lot of people that are very lonely.

00:09:52.000 Well, there's also this internet culture too, right?

00:09:54.000 So there's people that don't have actual physical contact with anyone.

00:09:57.000 Yeah.

00:09:57.000 So all their interaction is with people online.

00:10:00.000 So that's a dark place too. 0.85

00:10:01.000 They're streaming all day and chatting all day on Instagram and jerking off and it's madness.

00:10:09.000 Yeah, that's not a path to fulfillment, is isolated online.

00:10:15.000 No.

00:10:16.000 And also, you don't...

00:10:17.000 Sometimes, I don't have it to that degree, but you're online for a while on something, and then you go into the real world, and you're like, oh yeah, I'm like...

00:10:27.000 I was just living in this make-believe place for a while.

00:10:31.000 I didn't realize it's not real.

00:10:32.000 Right, right.

00:10:33.000 You live in this make-believe place and you're not having any of the normal human contact that we thrive on.

00:10:39.000 Right.

00:10:40.000 All your contact is like this weird, like, displaced, not connected.

00:10:46.000 It's all weird.

00:10:47.000 Mm-hmm. 0.90

00:10:47.000 Which is like, if you go to someone's Twitter profile and you see that they're online 12 hours a day just fucking barking at people. 0.90

00:10:55.000 I know. 0.99

00:10:56.000 Like a dog.

00:10:57.000 And it's giving them some charge.

00:10:59.000 It's like an annoying dog next door.

00:11:03.000 And they're just baiting people all day.

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00:13:07.000 I forgot.

00:13:08.000 Let me tell you, before I say anything, I just want to say, whoever's helping her, whoever's coaching her, whoever's the puppet master running the strings...

00:13:18.000 Yeah. 0.98

00:13:18.000 You did a fucking amazing job. 0.98

00:13:20.000 She did a great job. 1.00

00:13:20.000 They did an amazing job from the moment Biden drops out, forcing Biden to drop out. 1.00

00:13:27.000 Whatever they're doing, whoever's writing those speeches, getting her to deliver them, coaching her, she's nailing it.

00:13:33.000 She nailed that one speech.

00:13:35.000 She's like, say it to my face!

00:13:37.000 She nailed it, dude. 1.00

00:13:40.000 And then last night...

00:13:42.000 To me, when I was like, oh my god, this is jujitsu, where she was like, if you go to his rallies, his crowds are boring, they're tired, they all leave her, my crowds are the best crowds, I have the number one crowd, he couldn't help himself!

00:13:54.000 And she got him.

00:13:56.000 She baited him on that.

00:13:57.000 She walked him right into it.

00:13:58.000 100%.

00:13:59.000 100%.

00:13:59.000 See, the difference in that debate was not a difference in who's going to have better policies, who's going to be better for the country.

00:14:05.000 The difference in the debate, in my opinion, was who was better prepared.

00:14:10.000 She was way better prepared.

00:14:12.000 And even when it came to answering tough questions, instead of answering, she would just say things that she believes.

00:14:19.000 And they sounded real good.

00:14:21.000 And that's the sound bite.

00:14:23.000 That's called being a savvy politician.

00:14:24.000 It's also called being someone who's working with a team versus someone who's like, they said, Trump, that deal was the best deal.

00:14:32.000 They've never seen a deal like this before.

00:14:34.000 They said, how did you put that deal together?

00:14:36.000 People thought that was just brilliant.

00:14:38.000 Yeah, I know.

00:14:40.000 He's not working with a team that's like, I mean, I know he's doing mock debates.

00:14:45.000 I know he did one with, I think he did one with Tulsi Gabbard, but someone needs to tell him, you've got these tiny little windows and you should have all the words ready for those windows.

00:14:56.000 There should be no repeating things.

00:14:59.000 Yeah, he started out strong, because, you know, out of the gate, everybody can't help but get in their own way who they are, right? 0.98

00:15:07.000 And for him, it's like, okay, don't get fucking crazy. 0.99

00:15:11.000 Like, I'm sure, you know, the thing is, don't say wild shit. 0.99

00:15:15.000 Don't say people are eating cats. 1.00

00:15:16.000 Eating cats and dogs. 0.99

00:15:18.000 And, you know, they're fucking coming in here eating all our pets. 1.00

00:15:22.000 And, you know, you're just watching. 0.99

00:15:25.000 You're watching this thing and you're like, what? 0.99

00:15:27.000 This is fucking insane. 0.99

00:15:29.000 And then for her, they're just basically like, don't laugh like a stripper. 0.99

00:15:33.000 Every time you come to a podium, you're like...

00:15:36.000 Well, that's a panic.

00:15:37.000 It's a move that comics will do when their material's not that good.

00:15:42.000 They laugh at it.

00:15:42.000 They laugh through it.

00:15:43.000 Exactly.

00:15:43.000 But then you remember, this is somebody, take away your politics or whatever you believe.

00:15:49.000 This is a former prosecutor.

00:15:51.000 It's a trainable person.

00:15:53.000 If you're a prosecutor, you can get the information and regurgitate it. 0.52

00:15:59.000 She's not dumb. 0.95

00:16:00.000 No. 0.98

00:16:00.000 See, people want to say she's dumb because she's not good off the cuff when pressure's on her. 0.98

00:16:07.000 But you don't understand what that kind of pressure's like. 0.96

00:16:10.000 Like, the kind of pressure that that lady has been under for the last... 1.00

00:16:14.000 Let's just think about the pressure she's been under for the last four years as being vice president. 1.00

00:16:17.000 Everybody hates her. 0.99

00:16:18.000 A lot of gaffs, a lot of dumb things. 1.00

00:16:20.000 So every time she's saying something, in the back of her head, she's like, don't fuck this up. 1.00

00:16:25.000 They're going to come for you. 0.97

00:16:27.000 They're going to use this against you.

00:16:29.000 Don't say, did you just fall out of a coconut tree?

00:16:31.000 Don't say that one again.

00:16:32.000 You know what I mean?

00:16:33.000 So there's that kind of pressure.

00:16:35.000 So it's very hard off the cuff.

00:16:37.000 But when you give her time and prepare her, like last night...

00:16:41.000 It's a good showing for her, for sure.

00:16:43.000 Very, very good showing.

00:16:44.000 And unfortunately for him, like, the thing that he does that it's just, look, he can do it better than anybody alive is just riff.

00:16:51.000 He can go out there and have a crowd of people and just, and he's funny, man.

00:16:56.000 He does things about, like, he did an Elon impression the other day.

00:16:58.000 It was hilarious.

00:17:00.000 He's very funny. 0.75

00:17:00.000 He's killing. 0.75

00:17:01.000 He kills like a comedian. 0.91

00:17:03.000 People who don't like the guy still will have to acknowledge that he's funny.

00:17:07.000 He's funny.

00:17:08.000 He's funny like a comic.

00:17:09.000 Yeah.

00:17:10.000 It's just like we don't necessarily want that as the guy with his finger on the button.

00:17:15.000 That's all it is.

00:17:16.000 That's the thing that freaks people out.

00:17:18.000 But the policies that he had when he was – the thing is everyone's saying he's going to be a dictator.

00:17:22.000 Well, he wasn't a dictator.

00:17:23.000 He was the president.

00:17:24.000 He actually was the president for four years.

00:17:26.000 And the economy really did well. 0.98

00:17:27.000 And he really did try to cut some of the bullshit down that's going on in this country. 0.92

00:17:32.000 Yeah. 0.97

00:17:32.000 And who knows what would have happened if you had four more years. 0.97

00:17:34.000 Maybe we would have been economically better off, even if you don't like that one person to be like the figurehead of the country that you identify with because you live here.

00:17:42.000 You don't want to identify with this guy that you think is blustery and, you know.

00:17:47.000 Well, the thing is he's going to, you know, we have like 55 days or something.

00:17:51.000 And the thing that's really going to happen now is I think he realizes that When she first was announced, I'm sure most people, myself included, were like, he's just going to destroy her.

00:18:02.000 I didn't think she was even going to have a chance.

00:18:04.000 But now you realize this is going to be, I believe, a much closer race. 0.99

00:18:10.000 It's close as fuck. 0.99

00:18:11.000 She's probably ahead now. 1.00

00:18:13.000 I saw the Fox News poll.

00:18:15.000 It's hilarious.

00:18:16.000 90% Trump won.

00:18:18.000 They're eating cats I saw! 0.98

00:18:20.000 I saw on Facebook! 0.93

00:18:22.000 Killing newborn babies. 0.94

00:18:23.000 By the way, I think they are eating cats. 0.95

00:18:26.000 I think some people are eating cats.

00:18:27.000 I think you get a bunch of poor people that are from an island where they occasionally eat cats, and you throw them in a city where there's 50,000 people, you throw 20,000 people in there, and there's ducks at the pond. 1.00

00:18:37.000 I'm going to go get a duck if I'm hungry. 0.99

00:18:39.000 My fucking son took one out of there. 1.00

00:18:42.000 He grabbed it by the neck. 1.00

00:18:44.000 So, yeah, I would not believe a...

00:18:47.000 Yeah, dude, if I was starving, if I just came from another country and there's ducks laying around, I'd grab a duck.

00:18:52.000 Sure.

00:18:52.000 I don't think it's that crazy.

00:18:53.000 That's not their fault. 0.99

00:18:55.000 Like, how the fuck did they get here? 0.98

00:18:57.000 How'd you get 20,000 shipped to one town? 0.98

00:19:00.000 Like, what is that?

00:19:02.000 What's the real story behind that?

00:19:04.000 Is that organized?

00:19:05.000 The immigration issue is a legit real issue in this country.

00:19:09.000 It's in our state predominantly, too.

00:19:11.000 It's a lot of it here, yeah.

00:19:13.000 A lot of it in California, a lot of it in Arizona, but it's a real issue.

00:19:17.000 And look, you and I are both the products of immigration. 0.97

00:19:21.000 Immigration is fucking awesome. 0.99

00:19:23.000 But hey, maybe when they do stuff that's bad, you should put them in jail. 0.99

00:19:26.000 Like, hey, maybe.

00:19:27.000 Hey, maybe you should use the same laws on them.

00:19:29.000 Hey, maybe.

00:19:30.000 We should check to see if they're murderers before they come across the board.

00:19:33.000 Yeah.

00:19:33.000 Hey, maybe.

00:19:33.000 I know.

00:19:34.000 Hey, maybe.

00:19:36.000 They just turned...

00:19:37.000 I mean, this current administration just was like, oh, yeah, we should.

00:19:40.000 Just recently.

00:19:41.000 Do you think...

00:19:42.000 But recently, I think it's...

00:19:44.000 They're also flying people in, which is crazy.

00:19:47.000 But recently, I think it's because they want people that are on the fence.

00:19:52.000 You know, the people that are on the fence, because this is not- This is all that plays to.

00:19:55.000 It's all that matters.

00:19:56.000 But once they're in again, if they're in again, they'll probably do the same thing.

00:19:59.000 Because what you're doing is you're essentially changing states that are swing states into blue.

00:20:04.000 Because if you're going to give these people money, debit cards and food stamps, and let them come in, and they're even talking about gender reassignment surgeries? 0.87

00:20:13.000 Yeah, I heard this.

00:20:14.000 Yeah.

00:20:14.000 I don't know if that's true.

00:20:15.000 I don't know if that's true either.

00:20:16.000 Find out if that's true.

00:20:16.000 Because that's part of the problem with this whole people are eating cats.

00:20:20.000 It's like you don't fucking know what's true anymore. 0.98

00:20:23.000 That's a big thing. 0.97

00:20:23.000 Maybe you just read things on the internet or you hear things on the radio. 0.97

00:20:26.000 Who fucking knows what's true?

00:20:28.000 Which is why, like, because a lot of people were also, you know, talking about the moderators interjecting a bunch, right? 0.97

00:20:34.000 Yes.

00:20:34.000 But, like, part of that, I mean, feels like you kind of need some of that interjecting because otherwise things are just said and And you have zero idea.

00:20:45.000 100%.

00:20:46.000 I mean, the big one to me, this is why you need to have somebody interject at times, is when he said to her, like, you went and negotiated with Zelensky and Putin, and then just moves on.

00:20:58.000 Well, if you're a regular person at home, you work and you take care of your family, you don't know the ins and outs of diplomacy and what's happening internationally.

00:21:06.000 You hear that, and you just go, oh, I didn't know that.

00:21:09.000 So you kind of have to have somebody go, wait a minute, you didn't negotiate with Putin.

00:21:13.000 She's never met him.

00:21:15.000 Harris told ACLU in 2019 she supports cuts to ICE funding and providing gender transition surgery to detained migrants.

00:21:26.000 That is crazy.

00:21:29.000 That's just September 9th.

00:21:31.000 She's going to do what politicians do, which she's in the midst of this right now, which is just going, yeah, I've changed on that.

00:21:38.000 She did it like five times last night alone.

00:21:41.000 Didn't you say this?

00:21:42.000 She's like, yeah, I changed.

00:21:43.000 Now I'm this.

00:21:44.000 Well, that's a good thing.

00:21:46.000 People can change.

00:21:47.000 This idea of flip-flopping when you learn more information.

00:21:49.000 No, stick to your guns. 1.00

00:21:51.000 Stupid shit you first believed in. 1.00

00:21:52.000 You can evolve and change. 1.00

00:21:53.000 Say that forever.

00:21:53.000 Yeah.

00:21:54.000 That's dumb, yeah. 0.99

00:21:55.000 You definitely could evolve and you could be wrong. 0.99

00:21:57.000 And that's part of being a good leader is recognizing you're wrong and correcting your course.

00:22:02.000 That's all good.

00:22:03.000 What is going on with the earrings?

00:22:07.000 The earrings?

00:22:07.000 Do you know about this, the earring controversy?

00:22:09.000 No.

00:22:10.000 Okay.

00:22:11.000 So there are people that believe that what she was wearing last night was the type of earring that they use for, um, it's like an, it's an earpiece.

00:22:22.000 Like, you can talk through it.

00:22:24.000 No!

00:22:24.000 Yeah.

00:22:25.000 Really?

00:22:25.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:22:26.000 Why would she have to?

00:22:28.000 So someone can talk to her.

00:22:29.000 So someone can coach her. 1.00

00:22:30.000 I know, but they have better earpieces than...

00:22:32.000 Well, no, Jamie. 0.99

00:22:34.000 They want one that looks like a fucking earring so you can just wear it. 1.00

00:22:37.000 Duh. 1.00

00:22:37.000 Like, if you have one that looks like an earpiece, like, oh, like if Trump had one right through the bullet hole. 1.00

00:22:42.000 This is definitely going to take off.

00:22:44.000 If they're already saying this, yeah, this is going on Twitter.

00:22:47.000 But here's the thing.

00:22:48.000 It does look exactly like the ones that they use for what they're called Nova earphones.

00:22:55.000 Okay.

00:22:56.000 So there's a video.

00:22:56.000 I'll send you the video, Jamie.

00:22:59.000 But there's a video of this thing in action. 0.80

00:23:02.000 It's pretty fucking interesting. 0.90

00:23:04.000 Because in the video, they're showing that these little earphones, like it's a commercial. 0.97

00:23:12.000 And it's pretty cool.

00:23:14.000 Hmm.

00:23:15.000 Yeah.

00:23:17.000 So is the actual ear...

00:23:20.000 See if you can find...

00:23:21.000 If you have the real thing, do you wear it as an earring?

00:23:23.000 Yeah.

00:23:24.000 Oh, wow.

00:23:24.000 Yeah, you wear it as an earring.

00:23:26.000 Goddammit, did I save it?

00:23:27.000 I might have saved it on Twitter, not Instagram.

00:23:30.000 But it's...

00:23:31.000 Did you find it?

00:23:32.000 There's a video.

00:23:33.000 I'm going to find the video.

00:23:34.000 It's kind of cool. 0.98

00:23:36.000 It's cool because I like all that spy espionage type shit. 0.98

00:23:39.000 Yeah, sure. 0.99

00:23:39.000 It's fucking interesting. 0.99

00:23:40.000 But if she really did do that... 0.95

00:23:43.000 First of all, if she didn't do that... 1.00

00:23:46.000 Bring those earrings. 0.95

00:23:47.000 Allow them to be investigated.

00:23:48.000 Please.

00:23:49.000 Sure.

00:23:49.000 Just the ones that you wore.

00:23:51.000 We'll trust you.

00:23:52.000 Take those.

00:23:53.000 Because you can't really get a pair made that aren't those.

00:23:56.000 Right.

00:23:56.000 If you have those.

00:23:57.000 So this is what it looks like.

00:23:59.000 So...

00:24:01.000 There's a different commercial that I saw.

00:24:05.000 It's pretty cool.

00:24:07.000 So these are earrings, but they're actually earphones. 0.99

00:24:10.000 So you listen to music, all kinds of shit. 0.99

00:24:12.000 Or you can have people give you instructions and say, hey, make fun of the crowds. 1.00

00:24:17.000 Now's the time.

00:24:20.000 Smile.

00:24:21.000 Smile.

00:24:21.000 He's talking about eating cats.

00:24:23.000 Don't get mad.

00:24:25.000 Don't gackle.

00:24:26.000 So these are actual earphones, which is really crazy.

00:24:29.000 Yeah, I did not realize that.

00:24:31.000 And so that's exactly what the ones looked like that she was wearing. 0.53

00:24:36.000 Well, that'll be a new thing to run with.

00:24:39.000 Yeah, fun times.

00:24:41.000 These next 55 days are going to be...

00:24:44.000 Yeah, they're gonna be bonkers, man.

00:24:45.000 I forgot how crazy it gets.

00:24:48.000 Just the energy and chaos that he brings. 0.97

00:24:51.000 Every time I go on Twitter, I get fucking anxiety. 0.97

00:24:54.000 I just send it to you, Jamie. 0.91

00:24:55.000 You can see the comparison side-by-side of the two of them.

00:24:57.000 Yeah, it's gonna be nutty, dude.

00:25:00.000 And then when we get into November, it's gonna... 0.99

00:25:02.000 Oh my fucking god. 0.99

00:25:03.000 Terrifying. 1.00

00:25:03.000 I'm just scared that someone's gonna do something really stupid. 1.00

00:25:06.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:25:06.000 Like some extremists on either side that really do believe you're gonna take away the trans kids or really do believe you're gonna destroy the country from the inside. 1.00

00:25:14.000 So that's what it looks like.

00:25:16.000 Okay. 0.98

00:25:17.000 Real fucking similar. 0.98

00:25:18.000 Yeah. 0.98

00:25:20.000 Yeah. 0.98

00:25:20.000 Real fucking similar. 0.98

00:25:22.000 I don't know. 0.99

00:25:23.000 You know?

00:25:24.000 I don't know if that's what she's wearing.

00:25:25.000 She might have just been wearing earrings. 0.90

00:25:27.000 But if they have the kind of technology like that for regular people, and you could do that, and most people aren't aware of it, you can get it off because the ABC people aren't aware of it.

00:25:36.000 Sure.

00:25:36.000 Sneak it in, baby!

00:25:38.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:25:39.000 That'd be rad.

00:25:39.000 It's fun.

00:25:40.000 I'd respect it so much.

00:25:42.000 That'd be so fucking awesome.

00:25:44.000 Wherever you stand, politically left or right, you've got to respect what she did last night. 0.87

00:25:48.000 She got a great showing.

00:25:49.000 She did.

00:25:49.000 She did a great job.

00:25:50.000 She did.

00:25:51.000 But it just, whoever's pulling the strings, what a masterful job of propaganda they've done, taking someone that they all agreed was not a good vice president, was the least popular vice president. 0.96

00:26:02.000 Nobody even fucking knew anything about her. 0.95

00:26:04.000 Nothing. 0.99

00:26:04.000 Bro, everybody made fun of her. 0.99

00:26:06.000 Even, like, Joe Scarborough was talking about how she's like a problem for the ticket.

00:26:11.000 Sure.

00:26:11.000 And now you look, and she's like neck and neck with him.

00:26:14.000 Is she ahead of him today?

00:26:20.000 The whole thing's so nuts, man.

00:26:21.000 But Taylor Swift's on her side.

00:26:22.000 Taylor Swift's on her side.

00:26:23.000 It's going to come down in these key states to just county by county.

00:26:27.000 It's going to be like, you know, where you're going to, hour to hour, you're going to see this county turn in, and it's red, and it goes up, and then the blue county, it's really going to be in PA, Michigan, Wisconsin, North Carolina, Nevada, Arizona.

00:26:41.000 And then you've got this million ballots.

00:26:41.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:26:42.000 It's going to be crazy.

00:26:43.000 I still think it's so crazy that a lot of the developed world has Saturday elections.

00:26:51.000 Yeah, it should be.

00:26:52.000 Yeah, you don't have work. 0.99

00:26:54.000 Yeah, it's just fucking crazy. 1.00

00:26:55.000 It's ridiculous. 0.99

00:26:56.000 Most people have to work. 1.00

00:26:58.000 And also vote in person with a fucking ID. We just got through three fucking years of you have to have a vaccine passport in order to get food. 0.99

00:27:07.000 Right, and you don't have to show your ID. You have to be able to show an ID and show that you're vaccinated to get on an airplane. 0.98

00:27:13.000 We just got through that.

00:27:14.000 And now all of a sudden it's racist to say that you want voter ID. No, I think it's insane. 0.69

00:27:19.000 There's only one reason to do it that way.

00:27:21.000 There's two things that are going on simultaneously.

00:27:23.000 You're letting in literally millions of people Millions of people.

00:27:28.000 And you're giving them all these services, for sure.

00:27:32.000 There's all this talk about they gave them money, and there was all these stories about people getting debit cards and food stamps and all this money, and then they're putting them up in hotels in New York City, and they're giving them free food.

00:27:45.000 And then there's people that are poor that live in America.

00:27:47.000 They're like, hey, why am I not getting that?

00:27:49.000 What's going on here?

00:27:50.000 Well, because they already have your vote.

00:27:51.000 They've already tricked you into voting specifically for this one party.

00:27:55.000 So now, if you bring in millions and millions of people, and then the same people that want to bring these people in, or that are allowing, their policies that are allowing these people to come in, are the same people that think voter ID is racist.

00:28:09.000 You're racist saying voter ID is racist, by the way.

00:28:12.000 I agree. 1.00

00:28:12.000 Because you're saying that these people are too stupid to get a fucking driver's license? 1.00

00:28:16.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:28:17.000 Everybody has a goddamn driver's license. 0.99

00:28:18.000 That's true. 1.00

00:28:18.000 What are you saying? 1.00

00:28:19.000 I know.

00:28:20.000 What are you saying?

00:28:21.000 Like, voter ID is racist? 1.00

00:28:23.000 Yeah, our system is really fucked. 1.00

00:28:25.000 Crazy! 1.00

00:28:26.000 And so are the county drawings that they do for districts, the gerrymandering.

00:28:33.000 They're like, oh, and you look at the graph and it's just to engulf a part of a district that doesn't make sense to include it in.

00:28:42.000 All this is manipulation.

00:28:44.000 Well, there's also how many seats is dependent upon how many people are in your county.

00:28:48.000 And the more people you import into your county, the more you can change the demographics. 0.96

00:28:53.000 But these county lines make no sense half the time when you look at them, when you study the way that they're attributed. 0.98

00:28:59.000 You've got to fucking give the Democrats credit for the manipulation. 0.99

00:29:01.000 I mean, they did everything, like every time they've had a hurdle, like they moved Bernie off the fucking primaries, they fucked him. 0.99

00:29:09.000 You know, then it comes to the whole thing with RFK. They fucked him, fuck you, fuck Tulsi, fuck you. 1.00

00:29:16.000 Everybody's out. 1.00

00:29:17.000 They've done, I mean, and right in front of everybody's face.

00:29:20.000 And yet all these people are like, yay, save democracy.

00:29:24.000 Like, are you not seeing what's going on?

00:29:26.000 Are you not seeing, like...

00:29:28.000 If the same people with the same ideas played fair, if the same people with the same ideas played fair, we have a different thing.

00:29:35.000 We have a different thing.

00:29:36.000 We have a different thing.

00:29:36.000 And then we can get back to people disagreeing about policy, disagreeing about plans.

00:29:43.000 You seem like we're far from that.

00:29:44.000 We're so far from that. 0.96

00:29:45.000 We're so far from that that people don't even give a fuck about what the policy is. 0.97

00:29:49.000 They're just committed to their side, and anything their side does that's kind of fucked up or twisted, they'll gaslight you on it, then they'll say it's not that big of a deal, and then they'll tell you it's good that that's happening. 0.97

00:30:01.000 Yeah. 0.91

00:30:01.000 Of course. 0.91

00:30:02.000 You fully justify it.

00:30:03.000 Somebody had a great tweet about the eating pets thing.

00:30:09.000 It's one of those things where I just, I read it and I'm just, I'm so happy that we live in a time of the internet.

00:30:17.000 Because the internet is so fun.

00:30:18.000 Because there's so many regular people out there in the world that are so fun.

00:30:22.000 Yeah, they are.

00:30:22.000 So this dude's name is Nick Fritas.

00:30:26.000 And Green Beret, combat veteran.

00:30:28.000 But look at his, look at the suite that I sent you, Jamie.

00:30:35.000 I can't believe this is a topic!

00:30:37.000 The left, no one is eating people's pets, which means we're one week away from why do you care that people are eating pets, three weeks from why eating pets is a good thing, and four weeks from refusing to eat pets is white supremacy.

00:30:49.000 No, he's got it. 0.99

00:30:50.000 He fucking nailed it. 0.99

00:30:53.000 He nailed it. 1.00

00:30:55.000 It's just like we live in such a mad, mad world.

00:30:59.000 Yeah.

00:31:00.000 And if you...

00:31:01.000 It's like this is entertaining, too, to read this. 1.00

00:31:04.000 But also, if you lose yourself in these back and forth online, you lose your fucking mind. 1.00

00:31:10.000 Oh, you lose your fucking mind. 1.00

00:31:11.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:31:11.000 And there's a lot of people losing their mind. 1.00

00:31:13.000 It's just...

00:31:13.000 I don't engage in it.

00:31:15.000 I know you don't either.

00:31:16.000 It's a bad way to communicate with people.

00:31:18.000 It's a bad way.

00:31:19.000 It's bad for your health.

00:31:20.000 I really believe that.

00:31:21.000 I think it's bad for your mental health.

00:31:22.000 I 100% agree.

00:31:24.000 I remember...

00:31:25.000 I don't know if he still does this, and I've heard other people do this, but I remember when DiStefano told me that he was like a year or so ago. 0.95

00:31:32.000 He's like, it's fucking with my happiness.

00:31:35.000 And then he gave somebody his login stuff. 0.95

00:31:40.000 He's like, I don't want it.

00:31:41.000 You have it.

00:31:41.000 I'll just send you things to post, but I don't even have my own login.

00:31:45.000 Ari did that for a while, too.

00:31:47.000 Right before the Kobe thing.

00:31:49.000 He went...

00:31:51.000 He got back online and immediately went bad.

00:31:53.000 Oh my god.

00:31:54.000 Yeah.

00:31:55.000 But it's not good for anybody.

00:31:57.000 And that's why I am absolutely addicted to looking at things on my phone.

00:32:02.000 I'm addicted to watching YouTube.

00:32:04.000 I'm addicted to stories, just looking at stories on Google.

00:32:07.000 And a lot of it is nonsense, but a lot of it is super interesting science stuff.

00:32:11.000 I get a lot of super interesting science stuff all day.

00:32:14.000 And people send me super interesting stuff.

00:32:16.000 I try to do productive stuff.

00:32:17.000 Yeah, but not you and me.

00:32:18.000 Well, you and me have a bad thing going on.

00:32:20.000 We have a bad thing. 0.98

00:32:22.000 You and me, our text, which is what I was going to get to, our text message chain is the fucking worst thing on the internet. 0.97

00:32:27.000 It's so dark. 1.00

00:32:28.000 People go, hey, because they hear about it, and they go, include me, and I go, you want me to ruin your fucking life? 0.99

00:32:33.000 You want your whole algorithm to be just the darkest thing? 0.97

00:32:36.000 Yeah, this is my and Tommy's thing.

00:32:38.000 The darkest.

00:32:40.000 The darkest things we find.

00:32:41.000 My algorithm is a confusing...

00:32:45.000 Oh yeah, it's a mess.

00:32:46.000 It's confusing, it's dark, semi-erotic, and it's just the most peculiar...

00:32:53.000 Also, I just can't help with all the censorship that has become...

00:32:57.000 You know, it's so prevalent.

00:32:59.000 It's one of the big topics of the last five years.

00:33:01.000 I still don't understand why I get to watch murders.

00:33:05.000 All day long.

00:33:07.000 All day long.

00:33:08.000 I get to see on my Instagram executions, a lot of Russian car accidents and manufacturing mishaps, people getting electrocuted, hit by trains, and straight up just gun to the head, 0.90

00:33:25.000 just hit men.

00:33:27.000 I've seen on closed-circuit TV where you're like... 0.99

00:33:30.000 This is cool, but like, I don't know, a girl's tit isn't? 0.99

00:33:34.000 And somebody leaving a comment that is like...

00:33:40.000 You misgendered someone?

00:33:41.000 Yeah, like the language. 1.00

00:33:42.000 That person's account gets fucking banned, but I can see this guy get his head fucking blown off? 0.99

00:33:47.000 Why? 0.99

00:33:48.000 It doesn't add up at all.

00:33:49.000 Well, that was why the old Twitter was weird, because they had hardcore porn.

00:33:53.000 There was always hardcore pornography, but if you misgendered someone, you'd be banned for life. 0.65

00:33:57.000 Yeah.

00:33:58.000 That doesn't add up at all.

00:34:00.000 It's always been this thing in America, like one of the big European versus American differences is that we always had this holier-than-thou reaction to the naked body and just sex in general,

00:34:16.000 right? 0.98

00:34:17.000 Like there's a topless person or a lovemaking scene and people are like, you know, either this is NC-17 or, you know, but we can have someone like a grenade in a guy's mouth and they're like, yeah, well, that's on fucking TNT today.

00:34:32.000 Well, how is it getting through Instagram's filters?

00:34:36.000 I don't...

00:34:37.000 Because I asked you this like a couple months ago because I'm not on TikTok.

00:34:41.000 I'm like, did you see that when you sent me something particularly disturbing, I was like, okay, is this on TikTok too? 0.79

00:34:45.000 I've seen crazy shit there as well. 0.91

00:34:47.000 I do know that the go around... 0.99

00:34:59.000 Yeah.

00:35:00.000 Yeah.

00:35:01.000 Yeah.

00:35:11.000 Right.

00:35:30.000 How are they making money off of this?

00:35:31.000 That's good.

00:35:32.000 I don't know.

00:35:33.000 Because whoever's putting these videos up, these are accounts from bots.

00:35:37.000 So if you look at the accounts, there's no real comments and real things that anybody's saying with that account.

00:35:43.000 And then this account might have thousands of these videos.

00:35:45.000 Yeah.

00:35:46.000 And the war footage, the drone footage, was just like...

00:35:51.000 I saw one yesterday where this drone, a kamikaze drone, was coming after these guys and they were shooting at it with AKs and they couldn't take it down.

00:35:59.000 The thing was evading the bullets. 0.56

00:36:00.000 And then finally it moved in and the guy threw his AK at it and it blew up.

00:36:05.000 It saved his life.

00:36:07.000 Really? 1.00

00:36:07.000 He threw his fucking rifle at the drone as it was coming to... 1.00

00:36:11.000 Because they dive on you and blow up. 1.00

00:36:14.000 I think being able to see those, I will say this, gives you like a very sobering perspective on modern day war.

00:36:24.000 Because that's obviously, you know, that wasn't a thing in Vietnam or World War II. But like the fact that you see these guys out in a field, you know, whatever side they're on.

00:36:34.000 I'm just talking about the reality of these human beings. 0.99

00:36:38.000 And then this fucking drone with a camera is chasing them down. 0.99

00:36:43.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:36:44.000 And it can just blow.

00:36:45.000 Well, this is the first time that's ever happened. 0.99

00:36:47.000 It's fucking so disturbing. 0.92

00:36:49.000 The first time we've ever had drones that chase people. 0.98

00:36:51.000 Yeah, I'd never...

00:36:52.000 I mean, I'd seen...

00:36:53.000 Obviously, I heard of and knew about drones that are basically satellites that fly.

00:37:00.000 They're like planes, and they lock in on a location and fire a missile.

00:37:05.000 But these little tiny ones that just chase people and blow up?

00:37:09.000 They're suicide bombers.

00:37:12.000 It's super disturbing.

00:37:14.000 Guys are going into the trenches with GoPros on.

00:37:18.000 I watched this one where this Russian guy killed these Ukrainian guys that were in a trench, and he's got a GoPro on.

00:37:27.000 Crazy.

00:37:27.000 And he guns these guys down when they're in the trench.

00:37:30.000 And one guy's struggling for the rifle, and then he fucking gets the barrel back and blows his head off, and you're like, yo! 0.99

00:37:36.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:37:37.000 And it's all like five feet away, three feet away. 1.00

00:37:40.000 Like, fuck! 0.99

00:37:41.000 And you see that and then they're like, do you want to make a prosciutto and mozzarella sandwich next? 1.00

00:37:45.000 Like, that's my feed.

00:37:46.000 And you're like, yeah, I think so.

00:37:48.000 Yeah, if you saw my feed, if I was like being arrested for being a serial killer and they had to look at his social media, like, look at his algorithm.

00:37:55.000 Oh, yeah.

00:37:56.000 Look at his algorithm.

00:37:57.000 Oh, I mean, Christina's just all day. 1.00

00:37:59.000 She's just like, you're such a sick person. 1.00

00:38:02.000 She's like, look what you fill your head with. 1.00

00:38:04.000 I don't show my wife.

00:38:05.000 I go to bed, and I always put on biographies.

00:38:09.000 It's either war, a serial killer, or it's a scripted show about a murder.

00:38:15.000 It's the only thing that it engages that I find enticing and exciting to watch are either real stories about horrible things, or I like suspense.

00:38:27.000 I like that genre, so I'm just always watching it. 0.91

00:38:29.000 Well, it's always interesting just psychologically to see, like, what the fuck, you know, like you're watching something on Richard Ramirez or something like that. 0.93

00:38:35.000 Like, what was this guy like? 0.98

00:38:38.000 Oh, yeah.

00:38:38.000 I just cannot watch those things at night.

00:38:41.000 If I watch them in the day, I can tolerate them, but at night, before I go to bed, it just gives me too much room for crazy thoughts. 0.99

00:38:47.000 Well, apparently, that's a healthier reaction than mine, because I watch it and I'm like, night, night, and I just fucking go to bed. 0.61

00:38:55.000 I can't watch things about war at night.

00:38:58.000 War freaks me out the most because I'm always like, okay, before Pearl Harbor or before 9-11, no one knew that was going to happen.

00:39:08.000 How do we not know? 0.89

00:39:10.000 How do we know that we're not in a situation right now where we're just before something really fucked up happens? 0.96

00:39:15.000 And that gets me at night. 0.94

00:39:17.000 Yeah, I understand that.

00:39:19.000 I mean, and also the way that Now, because I've watched docs on those very things recently, like the latest one, the latest Nazi one, because at some point I'm also like, are they ever just going to be like, I think we've covered it with Hitler? 0.59

00:39:34.000 Never.

00:39:35.000 Never.

00:39:36.000 And then I watched the latest one that there was a Netflix release, and it was Absolutely phenomenal.

00:39:43.000 Like the best docu-series I've ever seen done.

00:39:46.000 On the Nazis?

00:39:46.000 Yeah.

00:39:47.000 What's it called?

00:39:47.000 It's like a six or eight part series.

00:39:50.000 I don't remember what it's called.

00:39:52.000 It came out a couple months ago. 0.98

00:39:54.000 It's so fucking good. 0.92

00:39:55.000 You don't realize that they could go deeper and really highlight things that you didn't know about. 0.95

00:40:02.000 It's just so educational.

00:40:03.000 But... 0.64

00:40:05.000 Hitler and the Nazis, evil on trial. 1.00

00:40:07.000 It is fucking so goddamn good. 0.99

00:40:10.000 I cannot tell you how good this is. 0.99

00:40:11.000 So is this colorized footage?

00:40:13.000 There's color footage.

00:40:15.000 They go between real footage, like real historical footage, narration, and it's just- Do they have dramatizations as well?

00:40:26.000 Yes, and it's so high level.

00:40:28.000 It's so well done.

00:40:29.000 It just paints a picture in a way that- I don't think has really been done before.

00:40:35.000 It's just incredibly fascinating.

00:40:37.000 But, yeah, I mean, I get that at night, too, because you kind of go like, especially, you know, I mean, it was highlighted, I think, even in the debate.

00:40:45.000 And so it is a very valid point, which is that, you know, you just don't know what's going to happen in any war.

00:40:52.000 But, you know, when you have Russia involved in this war, you do have a country with thousands of nukes.

00:41:00.000 Like, you just don't know.

00:41:03.000 How he's deciding to play this?

00:41:04.000 You don't know.

00:41:05.000 Nobody knows.

00:41:05.000 And he's a KGB guy who's a dictator.

00:41:08.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:41:09.000 Like, the whole thing is mad.

00:41:12.000 It's crazy.

00:41:13.000 And you just can do, you know, one little thing.

00:41:16.000 For him, that's the line.

00:41:17.000 Yeah.

00:41:18.000 You just don't know what that is.

00:41:19.000 Yeah, you don't know what that is, and you don't know why it's happening. 1.00

00:41:23.000 You know, you hear about NATO moving their arms closer to Russia, and you know that there was a coup that was probably facilitated by the United States in 2014, and it's like, fuck, man. 1.00

00:41:35.000 Like, all this monkeying with shit overseas scares the fuck out of me, man. 1.00

00:41:40.000 Of course, yeah. 0.99

00:41:41.000 Every day, there could be some new thing popping off somewhere in the world, and you're like, That's another one, the turning point doc about the history of the Cold War.

00:41:49.000 And when you realize how the nuke programs evolved and how in the 60s... 0.97

00:42:00.000 When Bay of Pigs and all that was happening, we thought, because they postured, like, we can fucking take you guys down, too. 0.66

00:42:10.000 And we ended up discovering later that they had like seven bombs, and we had like 10,000 at the time. 0.95

00:42:16.000 Oh, God.

00:42:17.000 But then...

00:42:18.000 Seven's enough, though. 0.96

00:42:19.000 It's enough, but it's also like, you know, you could also target these areas.

00:42:25.000 It's a more...

00:42:26.000 You can deal with it, but of course they never showed that hand.

00:42:29.000 But then you see how, into the 80s, how their program just far exceeded our...

00:42:36.000 At one point they had, like, triple what we had.

00:42:39.000 Also, these are an amount of bombs that doesn't even really matter. 0.97

00:42:42.000 If you have 33,000 nukes, it's like, you know, what the fuck are you going to do with that? 0.92

00:42:46.000 The world's over. 0.91

00:42:46.000 Yeah, it's over anyway. 0.91

00:42:47.000 But how we both operated on a sense that like, oh yeah, if either one of us crosses the line, it's just over for both of us.

00:42:56.000 Yeah.

00:42:56.000 Mutually assured self-destruction.

00:42:58.000 Yes.

00:42:58.000 And then the other thing was that during the Reagan administration, they kind of like forced the Russians into trying to keep up with us militarily, which kind of bankrupt the Soviet Union.

00:43:07.000 Sure.

00:43:08.000 Because if you have a communist country, it's way harder to get money.

00:43:13.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:43:13.000 It's fucking hard. 0.99

00:43:14.000 You're not making anything. 0.99

00:43:15.000 You're not selling anything.

00:43:17.000 There's not a lot of capital things going around.

00:43:19.000 And things got really bad there, economically.

00:43:21.000 Massive poverty and starvation.

00:43:24.000 And while you're having massive military spending, it's kind of unsustainable.

00:43:29.000 But then they've since recovered.

00:43:30.000 And then them, like China, what's interesting, what China has done is China has developed this sort of They have capitalism and communism, which is the way to do it.

00:43:41.000 Like, you get people motivated to make a lot of money, industries get huge, but everything is completely tied into the government, which is like, oh, we nailed it.

00:43:48.000 This is it.

00:43:49.000 It's a good program.

00:43:50.000 It's a good program.

00:43:51.000 It's not good for the people.

00:43:52.000 It's not good for us.

00:43:53.000 It's good for running the show.

00:43:55.000 It's great for running the show.

00:43:56.000 And that's, you know...

00:43:58.000 This is what's scary about what's going on in this country, is there's some people that have the notion that in order for us to compete with these other countries, we have to govern people in a more similar way than they do.

00:44:07.000 They have to have more control over information, more control over what people say and do, more control over money.

00:44:14.000 You know, China now has centralized digital currency in some places, which is...

00:44:18.000 That's very scary.

00:44:20.000 Once the government has complete access to your money and be able to shut your money off...

00:44:25.000 You saw what happened in Canada.

00:44:27.000 With the truckers.

00:44:29.000 So these people just donated money to this trucker protest.

00:44:32.000 That's all they did.

00:44:33.000 Donate money.

00:44:34.000 And Canada shut their bank accounts down.

00:44:36.000 Which is...

00:44:37.000 That's scary stuff, man.

00:44:39.000 It's very scary. 1.00

00:44:39.000 That's Banana Republic shit. 1.00

00:44:41.000 And that's... 1.00

00:44:42.000 You could walk to Canada.

00:44:43.000 It's not that far.

00:44:44.000 To the...

00:44:45.000 You know when we had the...

00:44:47.000 What was it called?

00:44:48.000 What's the company? 0.99

00:44:48.000 That they had the malfunction and the airlines just stopped for a fucking day? 0.99

00:44:53.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.98

00:44:54.000 And my friends was bringing up how...

00:44:56.000 You know, all these car manufacturers...

00:44:59.000 Are pledging, you know, we'll be fully electric by 2035 or whatever.

00:45:03.000 And I'm like, man, for me, I've just always been like, yeah, that would suck just because I like cars that are gas powered.

00:45:12.000 And, you know, I guess I'm a dinosaur in that way.

00:45:15.000 No, they're cool.

00:45:16.000 They're cool.

00:45:17.000 But what my friend was like, he was like, you know, he brought up that malfunction.

00:45:22.000 He was like, you know, I just keep thinking about that if we were all electric, That the government could also just go like, doop!

00:45:31.000 Like, cars don't work today.

00:45:33.000 Well, there's cars today that have OnStar on them that the police can shut your car off.

00:45:39.000 Yeah.

00:45:39.000 So if you're running a high-speed chase from the cops and you have some vehicle that has OnStar on it, you just hit a button.

00:45:45.000 Is that true?

00:45:45.000 Make sure that's true.

00:45:47.000 That might be theoretical.

00:45:48.000 I think it's true, though.

00:45:49.000 I think they could just shut your car off.

00:45:51.000 That's pretty scary.

00:45:52.000 But they market to you, like, look, if someone steals your Corvette, Tom, you just call up.

00:45:56.000 And then we'll have that car shut off.

00:45:58.000 Sure.

00:45:58.000 And that person's on the highway and it just pulls over for them.

00:46:00.000 Yeah.

00:46:01.000 Yeah.

00:46:01.000 Scary.

00:46:02.000 Yeah.

00:46:03.000 Well, you know the story about Michael Hastings, right?

00:46:07.000 Michael Hastings was the reporter for Rolling Stone.

00:46:10.000 This is what they list for stolen vehicles.

00:46:12.000 Can police use OnStar to disable a car?

00:46:14.000 If the vehicle's parked and turned off, the OnStar advisor can use remote ignition block to prevent the engine from being restarted, allowing the police to recover the vehicle.

00:46:23.000 So they can only do it once it's off?

00:46:25.000 Sure.

00:46:29.000 Can they...

00:46:30.000 Okay, can police use OnStar to disable a car?

00:46:32.000 Click that.

00:46:33.000 Search for.

00:46:34.000 Below.

00:46:34.000 Below that?

00:46:36.000 That part.

00:46:37.000 Click that.

00:46:38.000 See if that gives you a different answer.

00:46:40.000 The vehicle's parked and turned off.

00:46:41.000 Same thing.

00:46:42.000 So, can it shut off your car while you're driving?

00:46:48.000 Hold on.

00:46:48.000 Can you go back?

00:46:51.000 Disable engine and end high-speed chases so it can.

00:46:55.000 Satellite technology that could disable an engine with a simple push of a button helped end the high-speed chase of a stolen sports utility vehicle in La Porte, resulting in the arrest of Mishawaka Man.

00:47:06.000 And look what it says there.

00:47:07.000 It was reaching 80 miles an hour before the OnStar technology slowed it to 20. So it's just basically...

00:47:13.000 Shut it down.

00:47:14.000 So OnStar controlled this guy's car. 0.99

00:47:16.000 And they're looking at it like it's a good thing because it is a good thing because this guy was a crazy person.

00:47:21.000 Reckless driving, other counts, resisting law enforcement, running from the cops.

00:47:25.000 But it's kind of crazy that they could just press a button.

00:47:29.000 So maybe it's something that you didn't really do.

00:47:31.000 Maybe you're a whistleblower for some chemical company that's done something that's illegal and then... 1.00

00:47:37.000 People don't want you to, you're going to crash the stock market, and you're on the run, and they know he's got the papers on him, find that fuck. 0.99

00:47:45.000 And they just, boom, slow your Cadillac down. 1.00

00:47:49.000 Yep.

00:47:50.000 Spooky.

00:47:51.000 It's kind of spooky, man.

00:47:52.000 It's spooky because we know that people abuse power.

00:47:55.000 It's not spooky...

00:47:56.000 Look, if we had...

00:47:57.000 Our elected officials were all super enlightened beings that were different than human beings and that only did things according to ethics and rules and morals and knew what was right and what was wrong.

00:48:09.000 Yeah.

00:48:10.000 Yeah.

00:48:10.000 Okay, maybe then you can make a justification.

00:48:12.000 Yeah, but that's not our case.

00:48:13.000 That's not humans.

00:48:16.000 All that stuff's crazy.

00:48:18.000 Mm-hmm.

00:48:19.000 It's just you're giving too much power to people.

00:48:22.000 And then you could figure out a way to justify and say, yeah, what about those people that are running from the cops?

00:48:26.000 You're right.

00:48:27.000 You're right.

00:48:28.000 You're right.

00:48:28.000 But what about someone who's corrupt, who's got a hold of that technology, and they're tracking their ex-wife because she's going to testify against them, and they have her whacked.

00:48:38.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:48:39.000 That shit happens too. 1.00

00:48:40.000 For sure it does. 1.00

00:48:41.000 For fucking sure. 0.98

00:48:42.000 Yeah. 0.97

00:48:43.000 And then if there's no record of it, if you just got some sort of computer and you can just fucking slow down someone's car and then the hitman catches up to him, guns are down or whatever.

00:48:53.000 Yeah.

00:48:54.000 I mean, all technology can be abused.

00:48:57.000 100%.

00:48:58.000 Well, we're seeing that with Google searches.

00:49:01.000 Nobody ever thought that you could just manipulate Google searches.

00:49:04.000 But you 100% can.

00:49:05.000 I had Robert Epstein on the other day, and he was explaining how it's done and what they do, and they're capturing all these ephemeral...

00:49:12.000 So, like, every time Google shows you stories or every time you Google something, they record what Google shows you.

00:49:18.000 And every time you Google something about Trump, it's going to show you all the negative.

00:49:21.000 You Google about Kamala Harris, it's going to show you all the positive.

00:49:23.000 And just by doing that for the casual voter, they can change the vote by a significant percentage.

00:49:29.000 It's insane.

00:49:30.000 And also the listening thing, you know?

00:49:33.000 It's like...

00:49:35.000 I ran into a meta-engineer when I was on the road at a hotel.

00:49:39.000 He was like, oh, I'm a fan.

00:49:41.000 And we just started talking.

00:49:42.000 And I was like, hey, man. 0.93

00:49:43.000 Because we had just talked with my tour crew about, this is so fucking, you know, this is the thing you keep going. 0.58

00:49:50.000 This is so weird that we were having this conversation. 0.71

00:49:53.000 And then it's right here.

00:49:55.000 Like, it's A, it's in my algorithm now.

00:49:59.000 And then also I'm getting emails about this.

00:50:03.000 Very strange.

00:50:04.000 So strange.

00:50:04.000 And then we did an experiment.

00:50:06.000 I was like, all right, let's just keep talking about Lamborghinis.

00:50:10.000 Let's just keep talking about them.

00:50:12.000 And we just kept talking about them in this conversation with our phones out.

00:50:16.000 And then, I don't know, two hours later, we were all sharing, like, look at my thing.

00:50:20.000 It's just, like, my algorithm now has Lamborghinis.

00:50:23.000 And I got an email about a Lamborghini.

00:50:26.000 And he goes, well, you know we listen, right?

00:50:32.000 And I go, well, yeah.

00:50:33.000 I mean, I figure, like, I know that we all kind of talk about it, but, like, it's weird to have you confirm it, you know?

00:50:39.000 Did he say they listen when the app is open?

00:50:42.000 We didn't go that far.

00:50:44.000 He was just like, well, you know we listen to you.

00:50:46.000 Have you ever done an experiment where all your apps are closed and you just start talking about something and see if Google picks that up?

00:50:53.000 Uh-uh.

00:50:54.000 Because that would be interesting.

00:50:55.000 We should do that right now.

00:50:56.000 Okay.

00:50:56.000 Okay, what should we talk about?

00:50:58.000 What would be a good thing?

00:51:00.000 Let's see. 0.99

00:51:01.000 Let me make sure that all my shit is closed. 0.99

00:51:04.000 I'm going to close everything. 0.99

00:51:07.000 What would be a good thing to talk about that would find out?

00:51:11.000 Something that we don't ever look up.

00:51:13.000 Yeah, something that is not on our radar.

00:51:16.000 High school baseball.

00:51:18.000 High school baseball is definitely not something I'm interested in.

00:51:20.000 Right.

00:51:21.000 So you don't talk about high school baseball a lot.

00:51:23.000 I never talk about high school baseball.

00:51:24.000 High school baseball is so important because high school baseball teaches you teamwork.

00:51:29.000 It does.

00:51:30.000 And it teaches you how to perform together with friends.

00:51:34.000 You develop camaraderie.

00:51:36.000 You learn how to compete.

00:51:37.000 And high school baseball really is, that is the minor leagues of the minor leagues.

00:51:41.000 Because if you thrive in high school baseball, and you're legit a good high school baseball player, then you can go to college.

00:51:49.000 Then you can go into the minors, and you can even play in the majors. 0.99

00:51:51.000 Next thing you know, you're in the fucking Dodgers. 1.00

00:51:53.000 And you're balling! 1.00

00:51:54.000 And you're driving a Lamborghini.

00:51:55.000 And you're driving a yellow Lamborghini.

00:51:58.000 Okay, now let's see.

00:51:59.000 How much time do you think it takes before high school baseball?

00:52:02.000 I think it takes a little more.

00:52:03.000 I just want to bring up high school baseball.

00:52:05.000 High school baseball.

00:52:06.000 High school baseball.

00:52:07.000 High school baseball results.

00:52:10.000 And also, when you think about high school baseball, you realize that pitching at that level, you're a real outlier if you get above 90 miles an hour.

00:52:19.000 Because there's some high school kids...

00:52:20.000 They can pitch like 80, 85. When you start getting high school kids pitching above 90, you're talking about an elite level.

00:52:28.000 A kid with a lot of potential.

00:52:29.000 Big ol' fella. 0.78

00:52:30.000 Long ass arms. 0.91

00:52:31.000 He's got that torque. 0.98

00:52:32.000 Yeah, whip. 1.00

00:52:33.000 That whip.

00:52:34.000 Those dudes can whip that ball. 1.00

00:52:36.000 They sure can.

00:52:36.000 So what is the fastest anyone's ever thrown a fastball?

00:52:39.000 That's a great question.

00:52:41.000 Let's guess.

00:52:42.000 Okay, that's a good guess.

00:52:43.000 And I definitely don't know. 1.00

00:52:44.000 I know the real baseball fans are going to be like, fucking idiot. 1.00

00:52:47.000 But I'm going to guess... 1.00

00:52:53.000 112?

00:52:53.000 Is that crazy?

00:52:54.000 I was gonna say 118. Okay.

00:52:58.000 That's just a wild guess though.

00:53:00.000 What do you think it is, Jamie?

00:53:01.000 Do you know what it is?

00:53:03.000 Is this going to be the highest in a game or just the highest?

00:53:05.000 Highest ever.

00:53:05.000 Like the fastest.

00:53:06.000 There must be like who's the fastest.

00:53:08.000 I bet the guy who's the best ever or fastest ever isn't the best.

00:53:12.000 The best.

00:53:12.000 Right.

00:53:13.000 He's probably not the most accurate.

00:53:14.000 It's just like in tennis.

00:53:15.000 Yeah.

00:53:16.000 The craziest speed ever on a serve is not from Federer.

00:53:21.000 Right.

00:53:22.000 Right.

00:53:22.000 Like a guy with the hardest punch is not necessarily the best fighter.

00:53:25.000 Exactly.

00:53:26.000 So what is – let's take a guess.

00:53:29.000 That's a good point, so I was trying to erase, like, in Major League Baseball from the search if I could.

00:53:34.000 What's the fastest pitch ever thrown?

00:53:37.000 Fastest in Major League Baseball, it's 105.8.

00:53:41.000 What about in, like, the world record for the fastest ball ever thrown?

00:53:46.000 There's got to be competitions, right?

00:53:48.000 Like, they have those golf competitions where dudes just drive the ball. 0.65

00:53:50.000 A thousand percent, yeah.

00:53:52.000 Yeah, but if you could throw a fastball, you would just be in the major leagues.

00:53:55.000 That's true.

00:53:56.000 They would pay you a lot of money for that.

00:53:56.000 They would just figure out a way to get you over the plate.

00:53:59.000 Yeah.

00:53:59.000 You only have to do it, like, ten times, and you can make a lot of money.

00:54:02.000 Wow.

00:54:03.000 So, 105?

00:54:04.000 105.8, yeah.

00:54:05.000 There's a bunch of...

00:54:06.000 One guy has done it a bunch of times at 105, and a few people have joined him in the 105, but no one's cracked 106. That must be so fast coming at you.

00:54:13.000 That's terrifying.

00:54:14.000 You ever look at the...

00:54:16.000 From an umpire's perspective?

00:54:18.000 No, but if you look at tennis, the high-level serve speeds...

00:54:23.000 What are their speeds?

00:54:25.000 We're talking like into the 130s.

00:54:27.000 Really?

00:54:28.000 Yeah.

00:54:28.000 There's probably a guy who's probably done 140. Alright, I'm opening up Google to see if we get any high school baseball.

00:54:33.000 Come on, Google.

00:54:34.000 Don't disappoint me.

00:54:36.000 163 for fastest.

00:54:38.000 What?

00:54:39.000 Jesus Christ!

00:54:40.000 Fastest serve, 163? 1.00

00:54:42.000 Fuck! 0.99

00:54:43.000 Yeah, and John Eisner... 1.00

00:54:44.000 Yeah, Eisner's 6'10.

00:54:45.000 ...is 157. Bro, that's bananas.

00:54:47.000 He's 6'10.

00:54:48.000 So far, it's just wolves and MMA. Let's see.

00:54:52.000 I think you gotta give that about 30 minutes to an hour and then check again.

00:54:55.000 What do I have?

00:54:56.000 I got chiropractors, Italian women's feet, people... 1.00

00:55:00.000 I got the debate.

00:55:02.000 I got upcoming fights.

00:55:05.000 I got some...

00:55:06.000 Canelo Alvarez.

00:55:08.000 Connor.

00:55:08.000 Sugar Sean O'Malley and Marab Dwabishwili.

00:55:11.000 Watches.

00:55:12.000 Watches.

00:55:14.000 Cybertruck.

00:55:16.000 Baseball.

00:55:17.000 But you know what would be interesting though?

00:55:19.000 Is you check back in an hour.

00:55:21.000 Right.

00:55:22.000 Yeah, that's what I'm going to do.

00:55:24.000 I'm going to keep checking back for high school baseball.

00:55:28.000 And if high school baseball...

00:55:30.000 Well, now I'm cheating because I've got Google open.

00:55:33.000 I'm going to shut it now.

00:55:34.000 We'll see.

00:55:35.000 We'll see if they get me.

00:55:37.000 Okay.

00:55:37.000 I should have come up with a product instead of high school baseball.

00:55:42.000 Product's a good idea.

00:55:42.000 Like Lamborghini's a product.

00:55:44.000 They're gonna try to sell you the product.

00:55:45.000 That would be a better move.

00:55:46.000 There you go.

00:55:46.000 I should have had a product.

00:55:49.000 What would be the product?

00:55:50.000 But I want it to be a product that I wouldn't ordinarily search.

00:55:53.000 That's why I said high school baseball.

00:55:54.000 Right.

00:55:55.000 Like, what's a product that I wouldn't search?

00:55:59.000 Have you searched humidors?

00:56:01.000 No.

00:56:03.000 Humidors.

00:56:03.000 That's a good one.

00:56:04.000 Cigar humidor?

00:56:05.000 Cigar humidor.

00:56:06.000 Yeah.

00:56:07.000 Cigar humidors, what are the best ones?

00:56:11.000 Cigar humidors, what's the difference?

00:56:12.000 There's so many sizes.

00:56:14.000 Are there some that are too crazy and it's just overkill?

00:56:18.000 What's the best wood for a cigar humidor?

00:56:22.000 One of my neighbors built a room.

00:56:25.000 Trying to get away from his wife.

00:56:26.000 He built like a store.

00:56:29.000 He's trying to hide from his wife.

00:56:31.000 He's hiding.

00:56:32.000 I love it. 0.97

00:56:33.000 It's fucking awesome, dude.

00:56:33.000 I don't want to do this anymore.

00:56:35.000 I'm in there.

00:56:37.000 It's women repellent. 1.00

00:56:38.000 Yeah. 0.57

00:56:40.000 It's so funny.

00:56:41.000 Yeah, no woman's ever like, mmm. 1.00

00:56:42.000 Yeah, they hate it.

00:56:43.000 They think it stinks.

00:56:44.000 It's so funny.

00:56:45.000 They hate it when it's outside.

00:56:46.000 Like, oh, that guy across the street's got a cigar.

00:56:48.000 It's so nice to start.

00:56:49.000 You know what I did yesterday?

00:56:50.000 Want one?

00:56:50.000 Oh, yeah.

00:56:51.000 Sure.

00:56:52.000 I had a gummy, a mushroom gummy.

00:56:56.000 It was so good.

00:56:58.000 Just a light one?

00:56:59.000 Yeah.

00:57:00.000 That was nice.

00:57:01.000 Shouldn't that be legal, Tommy Buns?

00:57:03.000 Is it not?

00:57:04.000 I mean, it kind of is.

00:57:05.000 It depends on the mushroom.

00:57:06.000 I take a lot of functional mushrooms over the last six months or so.

00:57:11.000 I've been taking Reiki and Cordyceps.

00:57:15.000 I gotta get you one of these though.

00:57:17.000 They're really good.

00:57:18.000 Smooth.

00:57:19.000 Very nice.

00:57:21.000 I'm also like a bit naive as I haven't partaken that much before.

00:57:30.000 So I did mine like before bed.

00:57:34.000 Oh no.

00:57:34.000 And then I put like An eye mask on, and I was like...

00:57:37.000 You saw some things. 1.00

00:57:39.000 Oh, yeah, I've seen all kinds of shit. 0.99

00:57:40.000 And then it's 2.30 in the morning, and I'm like, I've got to take something else so I can go to bed. 1.00

00:57:44.000 Well, when I get riled up late at night, I always feel like an idiot, because I've just ruined my sleep.

00:57:52.000 Yeah, that's what I didn't like.

00:57:53.000 If I'm late at night, and I've got too many crazy ideas, and it starts freaking me out, it just ruins your sleep.

00:57:57.000 And the next thing you know, it's 4 o'clock in the morning, and you go to bed. 0.96

00:58:00.000 It fucked me up. 0.99

00:58:01.000 It was just my own ignorance. 1.00

00:58:03.000 And then if you have a podcast the next day, you got baggy eyes, you look like shit, and your brain is not working so great. 0.99

00:58:09.000 Oh, by the way, one of the best supplements for performance, mental performance, when you are missing sleep is creatine. 0.99

00:58:20.000 Really?

00:58:20.000 Like creatine, like the workout supplement?

00:58:22.000 Yeah.

00:58:23.000 Creatine, the workout supplement, it's really good for workouts, but it's also really good for cognitive function.

00:58:29.000 Didn't know that.

00:58:30.000 Yeah.

00:58:30.000 Never heard that.

00:58:30.000 Well, if you think about it, what creatine does, like, Google exactly what creatine does so I don't fuck this up, but what I think it does essentially is it allows your body to hold on to more water.

00:58:41.000 Yeah.

00:58:41.000 There's more water in the muscles, so it increases muscle volume and it helps.

00:58:46.000 Okay, here.

00:58:46.000 What does it say?

00:58:47.000 Creatine is a compound.

00:58:48.000 Body naturally makes, get it from protein-rich foods, it supplies energy to your muscles, it may also promote brain health.

00:58:53.000 Many people take creatine supplements to increase strength, improve performance, and help...

00:58:58.000 What happened?

00:58:59.000 What'd you just do?

00:59:01.000 Yeah, but you changed it.

00:59:02.000 I was reading it.

00:59:03.000 Okay.

00:59:04.000 Increase strength, improve performance, and help keep their minds sharp.

00:59:08.000 I've never heard this.

00:59:09.000 But the study, the recent study was the positive effects of creatine on people that are sleep deprived.

00:59:16.000 Interesting.

00:59:16.000 It says an increased energy supply to neurons in the brain which may help with mood and thinking.

00:59:23.000 So it does something with water.

00:59:27.000 You gain a little weight from it that I think you're storing more water.

00:59:31.000 So you have a bad night of sleep.

00:59:34.000 The next day.

00:59:35.000 But I take it every day anyway.

00:59:36.000 I've been taking it every day anyway for like the past six months.

00:59:39.000 Really?

00:59:39.000 Yeah, it makes a difference.

00:59:40.000 It really does.

00:59:41.000 It makes a difference in your workouts, but what I think, I try to take as many things as possible that are good for cognitive performance, you know.

00:59:49.000 Obviously, like doing a podcast, you need that.

00:59:51.000 Increased water, here it is.

00:59:53.000 Creatine is an osmotically active substance, thus any increase in the body's CR content, creatine content, should result in increased water retention and consequent gains in body mass.

01:00:05.000 Well, I knew about the water retention and that it was a verified to have, like, it's one of the supplements that you can count on for gains.

01:00:13.000 Yes.

01:00:14.000 Yeah, it works.

01:00:15.000 I'd never heard about the brain aspect of it, ever.

01:00:20.000 Yeah.

01:00:20.000 Yeah, that's more recent.

01:00:22.000 They've been talking about that.

01:00:23.000 You know, it's been used as a muscle supplement since like the 90s or been popular since the 90s.

01:00:29.000 Jamie, what does it say about, because there was some sort of a study about creatine supplementation to enhance performance with sleep deprivation?

01:00:41.000 Because there was this study that was showing that, you know, your cognitive performance when you just have like four or five hours sleep drops off a cliff.

01:00:49.000 I notice it in a big way.

01:00:52.000 It's 70% of my normal.

01:00:55.000 A single high dose of creatine can temporarily improve cognitive performance during sleep deprivation.

01:01:00.000 This is due to creatine's ability to prevent a drop in pH level, improve processing speed, increase intercellular energy consumption, and increase high extracellular creatine availability.

01:01:13.000 Isn't that awesome? 0.60

01:01:13.000 That is so fucking cool. 0.60

01:01:15.000 Yeah. 0.93

01:01:15.000 I really had no clue about this. 0.93

01:01:17.000 Yeah.

01:01:17.000 I take it every day.

01:01:18.000 I had a really poor night's sleep like a month or so ago, and I was going into my writer's room on my show.

01:01:25.000 Oof.

01:01:25.000 To me, when you go, what's the worst things about it when you have bad sleep are, A, physically your workouts suck.

01:01:34.000 It's really rough when you have poor sleep.

01:01:37.000 Yeah.

01:01:37.000 But mentally, I hate doing a show on poor sleep.

01:01:43.000 And to go into a writer's room where you're supposed to be...

01:01:46.000 Fast, creative.

01:01:48.000 Yeah, we're talking about all the stories.

01:01:50.000 And I took a stimulant. 1.00

01:01:54.000 Holy shit. 1.00

01:01:56.000 It was like I slept fucking 12 hours. 1.00

01:01:58.000 I couldn't believe it. 0.97

01:01:59.000 Which one did you take?

01:02:00.000 Vyvanse.

01:02:00.000 Yeah?

01:02:01.000 Holy.

01:02:02.000 Nice.

01:02:02.000 You like it?

01:02:03.000 Oh my god, I was like, can I get some more?

01:02:06.000 And the person was like, I'm not supposed to give you this.

01:02:10.000 It was amazing.

01:02:11.000 I think you have ADD. Or ADHD, whatever the fuck it is. 1.00

01:02:15.000 Confirmed. 1.00

01:02:15.000 I think so. 1.00

01:02:17.000 I think we both need Vyvanse, whatever it is. 0.97

01:02:21.000 It's fucking awesome. 0.92

01:02:22.000 Isn't that the guy who's the vice president under Trump? 0.98

01:02:24.000 No, J.D. Vance.

01:02:26.000 J.D. Vance, the creator of Vyvanse.

01:02:29.000 I couldn't believe, though, how the...

01:02:33.000 I mean, I was really dragging.

01:02:34.000 I was like on one of those, like, I slept three and a half, four hours.

01:02:37.000 And all of a sudden, bam!

01:02:38.000 I mean, firing on all cylinders.

01:02:40.000 Really?

01:02:41.000 It was like I had a great night's sleep.

01:02:43.000 Really?

01:02:44.000 I could not believe- What's the come down like?

01:02:45.000 Not that bad.

01:02:47.000 Really?

01:02:47.000 No.

01:02:48.000 Apparently, that's one of the- Don't tell me on this.

01:02:51.000 Don't do it.

01:02:52.000 The big difference is that the crash from Adderall- I never did Adderall.

01:02:57.000 I never had it.

01:02:58.000 But people talk about the post-Adderall crash, but- The Vyvanse, I was like, yeah, I feel fine.

01:03:05.000 They got it nailed.

01:03:06.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:03:06.000 These motherfuckers. 1.00

01:03:07.000 They fucking nailed it, dude. 1.00

01:03:08.000 These motherfuckers. 1.00

01:03:09.000 And, yeah. 1.00

01:03:11.000 Yo, there's a lot of people out there just turning and grinding all day on amphetamines.

01:03:19.000 That's what it is.

01:03:20.000 Yeah.

01:03:22.000 Yeah, it's pretty incredible.

01:03:24.000 I can't believe I'm bringing it up again, but that book over there, Blitzed, is a Norman Ohler book about the Nazis during the Blitzkrieg campaign.

01:03:32.000 They were all on meth.

01:03:33.000 All of them, yeah.

01:03:34.000 And then, you know, a lot of people don't.

01:03:37.000 I talk about it on stage, but people don't know that Hitler was on a lot of cocaine, too.

01:03:42.000 Oh, Hitler was on a lot of oxycodone, too. 0.50

01:03:45.000 Yeah, but the coke part was always like, to me, the thing that I was like, wait, what?

01:03:50.000 And it was his doctor that was giving it to him.

01:03:52.000 That's what that book's all about.

01:03:54.000 It's really fascinating how the whole army was all methed out.

01:03:58.000 Oh, yeah.

01:03:59.000 And they would give more meth to the people that were on the front lines.

01:04:02.000 Like the tank guys, they got the most meth. 0.99

01:04:04.000 Just fucking meth them up. 0.99

01:04:07.000 Makes sense. 1.00

01:04:09.000 People on meth.

01:04:10.000 What is it?

01:04:10.000 People on...

01:04:12.000 People on meth love confrontation, you know, like they are...

01:04:18.000 Aggressive.

01:04:19.000 Yeah, they seek out confrontation.

01:04:22.000 So I remember I talked to Dr. Drew one time.

01:04:25.000 He goes, people on cocaine run from the cops.

01:04:28.000 And people on meth run towards the cops.

01:04:30.000 Really?

01:04:31.000 Yeah.

01:04:31.000 So you give people a really serious coke problem, they see a uniform and they bolt.

01:04:36.000 Whoa. 1.00

01:04:37.000 And then people on meth, when dealing with real meth, people, they see cops and they're like, what's up, bitch? 0.99

01:04:44.000 And they want confrontation with uniforms. 0.99

01:04:47.000 They just seek it out. 1.00

01:04:48.000 That's fucking what they do. 1.00

01:04:50.000 Did you see that football player get pulled over? 1.00

01:04:51.000 Yeah, man. 0.99

01:04:53.000 That was fucking wild. 0.99

01:04:55.000 Tyreek Hill? 0.99

01:04:55.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:04:56.000 Yeah, on the way to the Dolphins game?

01:04:58.000 It's interesting.

01:04:58.000 He just didn't want to roll his window down.

01:05:00.000 I know.

01:05:01.000 And I understand there's a lot of people weighing in on the nuances of this whole thing because it's layered.

01:05:11.000 But it's like...

01:05:13.000 I mean, look, I'll never have Tyreek Hill's experience, you know, like being a black guy in America.

01:05:21.000 In a McLaren.

01:05:22.000 In a McLaren.

01:05:23.000 And I don't know what it's like to get pulled over by cops.

01:05:26.000 My whole thing with cops, if I get pulled over, I always try to be like 10 and 2. Yes, sir.

01:05:33.000 Yes, sir.

01:05:34.000 People are right.

01:05:35.000 It's not against the law to not be like that. 0.99

01:05:39.000 You're allowed to fucking be like... 0.99

01:05:42.000 Whatever. 1.00

01:05:43.000 Hurry up and fucking figure this out. 0.99

01:05:45.000 You can do that. 0.99

01:05:46.000 But I just feel like it's not de-escalating things. 0.99

01:05:50.000 But then those cops were fucking hot. 0.99

01:05:55.000 You could tell... 0.99

01:05:56.000 The one in particular felt like to me watching it that he was...

01:06:02.000 He had felt—maybe humiliated by also either somebody he recognized or just somebody with wealth who is feeling entitled. 0.99

01:06:11.000 That he wanted to show the other cops that, like, I don't take any shit. 0.98

01:06:16.000 Which I feel like it's a human emotion. 0.99

01:06:18.000 Right.

01:06:18.000 But you can't have that human emotion as a cop.

01:06:20.000 You can't.

01:06:21.000 You can't act on it, for sure. 0.99

01:06:22.000 You can't just fucking throw somebody— Yeah, to the ground and cuff them as if they're a dangerous criminal. 0.98

01:06:28.000 Like he was a violent offender? 0.99

01:06:31.000 Right. 1.00

01:06:31.000 It was really fucking nuts. 1.00

01:06:32.000 It is nuts. 1.00

01:06:33.000 The whole thing's nuts.

01:06:34.000 It's nuts, but it's also, it's like, it's nuts both ways, right?

01:06:39.000 It's like, roll the window down.

01:06:40.000 Roll the window down.

01:06:42.000 Say yes sir.

01:06:43.000 Give your driver's license.

01:06:44.000 You're speeding.

01:06:45.000 You're going 103 miles an hour.

01:06:46.000 What are they alleging?

01:06:47.000 I don't know what his issue was.

01:06:49.000 He just didn't feel like it.

01:06:50.000 He's in a fun car. 0.99

01:06:51.000 That's a fucking fun car. 1.00

01:06:52.000 That's a fun car, bro. 1.00

01:06:53.000 Is that a 765?

01:06:54.000 I don't know what it is. 1.00

01:06:55.000 I don't know anything about McLaren's, but it's fucking dope. 0.99

01:06:58.000 I know. 0.99

01:06:58.000 I remember when you were reviewing one. 0.99

01:07:00.000 When you had that car thing you were doing for a while.

01:07:03.000 Yeah, dude.

01:07:03.000 They were giving me...

01:07:04.000 I've driven a lot of the lineup.

01:07:06.000 I've driven the 600LT. How come you never got one?

01:07:09.000 I don't know.

01:07:10.000 I should get one.

01:07:11.000 I just drove the new 750S. It's fucking phenomenal. 0.98

01:07:16.000 But they're making cars that just a rich knucklehead can buy that has the most insane speed and power. 0.99

01:07:25.000 I've driven, like I said, a lot of the lineup.

01:07:28.000 When I drove the 765LT... I remember talking to, at the time he was with McLaren in F1, Daniel Ricciardo, and I was like, dude, I just drove this fucking thing. 0.99

01:07:41.000 And I've never, I've been driven a lot of cars. 0.61

01:07:45.000 I've never been more scared of what could happen in a car.

01:07:49.000 You know, I was just, I was driving down the 110 and we were doing like 70 and it was just open road and I had somebody in the passenger seat and he was like, punch it.

01:07:59.000 And I mean, in the blink of an eye, we're going 130 and it's just like, it's so fast and so responsive, you know, the slightest input.

01:08:10.000 And I was like, this is a, it was a scary feeling where I go, I want to hand this in, like I want to turn this in right now and I also want to order one.

01:08:19.000 Both things were like, I know this is bad for me, but can I get some more Vyvanse? 0.88

01:08:23.000 Because this is fucking pretty cool. 0.67

01:08:25.000 That's what it felt like. 0.98

01:08:26.000 It was terrifying and seductive.

01:08:29.000 But the conversation that I had with him, I was like, it's crazy that you can just buy this.

01:08:35.000 And there's no skill requirement associated.

01:08:40.000 And he and other automotive journalists were like, oh yeah, you should definitely have to prove something to drive something like this.

01:08:48.000 Look at that thing. 0.92

01:08:49.000 Or think about the Corvette ZR1. So that has an even lower bar to entry.

01:08:54.000 That's like 200 grand, right?

01:08:56.000 What's a ZR1, the new one?

01:08:58.000 I don't know.

01:08:58.000 I don't know the price on that.

01:08:59.000 But that thing's insanity.

01:09:01.000 That's like 1,100 horsepower, right?

01:09:03.000 Really crazy, yeah.

01:09:05.000 Insane.

01:09:05.000 Rear-wheel drive car.

01:09:07.000 And all the manufacturers keep getting crazier and crazier.

01:09:10.000 Crazier and crazier and crazier.

01:09:12.000 And then you get to the electric stuff, and it's also like, it's a missile, you know?

01:09:15.000 1,064.

01:09:18.000 So it's almost 1100 horsepower. 1.00

01:09:20.000 Fucking bananas. 0.99

01:09:22.000 That's so much power for a car. 1.00

01:09:25.000 It used to be if a car had 400 horsepower.

01:09:27.000 Like I remember I got a Porsche Turbo in like 2003 and it was 420 horsepower.

01:09:35.000 I was like, this is crazy.

01:09:36.000 That's a bonkers number.

01:09:38.000 It was.

01:09:38.000 It was crazy back then.

01:09:40.000 What does this go for?

01:09:44.000 Yeah.

01:09:45.000 Just Google MSRP for ZR1. You really can't get one.

01:09:50.000 You have to have an allocation, right?

01:09:53.000 Is that one?

01:09:54.000 One for sale?

01:09:56.000 129. Oh, it's No6?

01:09:59.000 Oh, that's a Z06. Yeah, Z06 is pretty fucking incredible, too. 0.96

01:10:03.000 So that's $129,000. 0.59

01:10:04.000 Oh, there you go.

01:10:05.000 The ZR1's right. 0.95

01:10:06.000 Yeah, $200,000.

01:10:07.000 $200,000 Corvette, while others believe that it will start for much less than that.

01:10:11.000 Oh, so they haven't really got the price out there yet.

01:10:14.000 Wow.

01:10:15.000 Yeah, that 765 is like $400,000.

01:10:18.000 It's...

01:10:21.000 $400,000 is so crazy.

01:10:22.000 Well, then you got that Hennessy, that Venom thing, that's $3 million bucks.

01:10:26.000 Yeah.

01:10:27.000 So you get, like, cognizags, Paganis.

01:10:30.000 Yeah.

01:10:31.000 Have you seen that Bugatti that has all of its instrumentation is all mechanical, like a beautiful watch?

01:10:38.000 Mm-mm.

01:10:40.000 Turns around the gauge cluster, so the gauge cluster maintains in the center of the wheel, and your steering wheel turns around it and it never moves.

01:10:47.000 No. 0.98

01:10:48.000 It's fucking magnificent. 0.98

01:10:50.000 And what is this in? 0.99

01:10:51.000 A Bugatti.

01:10:51.000 Oh, wow.

01:10:52.000 I'm not even a Bugatti guy, because Bugatti to me is like, look at my dick! 0.99

01:10:56.000 That's Bugatti, you know? 1.00

01:10:57.000 But look at that fucking thing. 1.00

01:10:59.000 Yeah, no, they're sexy pieces of art. 1.00

01:11:01.000 See if you can find the gauge cluster, because the gauge cluster is just complete insanity.

01:11:08.000 Scroll up so they get to the interior.

01:11:10.000 I know they have to show it.

01:11:11.000 There it is.

01:11:12.000 They're going to show it.

01:11:12.000 So that's the gauge cluster.

01:11:13.000 So the steering wheel spins around that stuff.

01:11:17.000 Wow.

01:11:17.000 So all that stuff sits behind the wheel, and it's all mechanical clocks.

01:11:22.000 Like, look at it.

01:11:23.000 It's digital and mechanical at the same time.

01:11:25.000 Oh, he's going over it here, yeah.

01:11:26.000 I mean, it is just a piece of art.

01:11:28.000 And this is definitely like $3.5 million.

01:11:31.000 Oh, crazy money.

01:11:32.000 If you could get one, right?

01:11:33.000 It's probably $5 million, but you probably can't even get $3.8 million.

01:11:37.000 3.8 million pounds or is that pounds or euros?

01:11:41.000 What is that little thing?

01:11:43.000 Squiggly thing?

01:11:44.000 That's pounds.

01:11:45.000 Pounds.

01:11:45.000 So what is 3.8 million pounds?

01:11:47.000 I mean, it's over four million dollars.

01:11:49.000 It's an incredible car.

01:11:51.000 But I mean, you basically have a house. 1.00

01:11:53.000 You're driving around a fucking house. 1.00

01:11:54.000 That's too crazy. 1.00

01:11:55.000 Look at that little touchscreen pops up.

01:11:57.000 Look at that screen.

01:11:58.000 Whee! 1.00

01:12:00.000 Look how it spins around, says Bugatti.

01:12:02.000 Ooh, baby.

01:12:03.000 Why are you laughing?

01:12:05.000 Why does it have to spin around?

01:12:06.000 Why did it just come out the way? 0.99

01:12:07.000 Because it's like, look at my dick! 1.00

01:12:09.000 It's a total look at my dick. 1.00

01:12:11.000 It's a big old Italian dick. 1.00

01:12:12.000 Hey, Joey, look at my dick. 1.00

01:12:15.000 It's incredible. 1.00

01:12:16.000 That's incredible.

01:12:17.000 The technology is just...

01:12:19.000 I mean, it's like, what will be around in 20 years?

01:12:22.000 Because I've got to say, when Bugatti, Pagani, and Kona, when they do these things, I always think this is outrageous, but I'm also like, it's so cool that you have a spaceship.

01:12:36.000 That's basically getting into...

01:12:38.000 It's a ground ship.

01:12:38.000 Yeah.

01:12:39.000 Do you know Sam Altman?

01:12:41.000 He's always the head of OpenAI.

01:12:43.000 Yeah.

01:12:43.000 He's always kind of said, I'm not doing this for money.

01:12:45.000 I don't make any money.

01:12:46.000 And they just busted him in a $4 million Koenigsegg.

01:12:48.000 They did?

01:12:49.000 Yes.

01:12:49.000 Oh, that's awesome.

01:12:50.000 See if you can find that car.

01:12:51.000 The video of him in that car.

01:12:53.000 Oh, I don't need money.

01:12:54.000 But me?

01:12:54.000 Money?

01:12:54.000 I'm not even interested in money.

01:12:56.000 He's driving around a $4 million Koenigsegg.

01:12:58.000 Oh, my God.

01:13:00.000 Look at it!

01:13:01.000 Go back to the beginning so you can see him get in it.

01:13:04.000 Does it show him get in it?

01:13:06.000 No.

01:13:06.000 That's it.

01:13:08.000 Elon was mocking him.

01:13:12.000 Look at that.

01:13:12.000 Got a $4 million car.

01:13:14.000 There he is.

01:13:14.000 Hi, busted.

01:13:15.000 Hey, bro.

01:13:16.000 I think you like money.

01:13:19.000 You don't buy one of those unless you really want to get rich. 0.99

01:13:24.000 Yeah, and you also want everyone to know how fucking rich you are. 0.97

01:13:26.000 You want everyone to know how rich, and you're rich right now. 0.99

01:13:29.000 I don't have a $4 million car.

01:13:31.000 I wouldn't drive with that.

01:13:32.000 I'd be freaked out.

01:13:33.000 I can't park it anywhere.

01:13:35.000 What am I going to do?

01:13:37.000 That's crazy.

01:13:38.000 It's insane.

01:13:38.000 So that means he's got way more money than me.

01:13:42.000 It's like, how much money do you get?

01:13:43.000 How much money do you make?

01:13:44.000 What are you doing?

01:13:45.000 What are you doing?

01:13:46.000 You're driving a $4 million car.

01:13:48.000 That's so crazy.

01:13:49.000 And you're telling everybody you're not trying to make money?

01:13:52.000 I'm interested in money.

01:13:53.000 If you're not interested in money, you get a Mercedes.

01:13:56.000 You get a nice S-Class and people will get mad at you.

01:13:58.000 You really want people to not get mad at you?

01:13:59.000 Get a Lexus.

01:14:00.000 Get an LS500, cruise around in style.

01:14:03.000 No one's going to get mad at you.

01:14:05.000 Yeah, they're fine with that.

01:14:06.000 You have a $4 million car.

01:14:07.000 Hyper car.

01:14:08.000 And you're involved in artificial intelligence.

01:14:12.000 And it's supposed to be open AI and then all of a sudden it became a private company.

01:14:15.000 There's a lot of weirdness with what happened with the money.

01:14:18.000 Do you know?

01:14:19.000 Yeah, the amount...

01:14:20.000 Sam Altman car collection, he's got a McLaren F1. Two McLarens.

01:14:25.000 He's got the F1? He's got some cheddar!

01:14:27.000 Well, he probably already had a bunch of money already, right?

01:14:29.000 So how did he come into OpenAI?

01:14:32.000 They said he's worth over $2 billion.

01:14:34.000 Well, there you go.

01:14:34.000 So he's got a $4 million car.

01:14:36.000 That's why.

01:14:37.000 He's got $2 billion?

01:14:38.000 Him and his husband, yeah.

01:14:39.000 His partner.

01:14:40.000 Shazam! 0.80

01:14:41.000 Yeah, that checks out.

01:14:43.000 And also disposable income because you ain't making no kids.

01:14:47.000 Let's go!

01:14:48.000 Let's go.

01:14:50.000 $4 million car.

01:14:51.000 I don't want money.

01:14:53.000 This money's not important to me.

01:14:54.000 I don't like it.

01:14:55.000 What did Elon say about it?

01:14:56.000 Because it was something about Elon mocking him.

01:15:00.000 It's like, because Elon was a part of OpenAI in the beginning.

01:15:04.000 Then he was like, hey, this isn't so open.

01:15:07.000 What's going on here?

01:15:08.000 He brought up the threat that this is.

01:15:12.000 Elon mocks...

01:15:13.000 What is he saying?

01:15:14.000 How's he mocking him?

01:15:16.000 Oh, what does it say?

01:15:19.000 OpenAI drive one of those expensive cars.

01:15:21.000 How did OpenAI become a for-profit business when it was a non-profit?

01:15:25.000 Elon says, great question.

01:15:26.000 But also, if this guy was already a billionaire...

01:15:30.000 So was he a billionaire before opening AI? I think this was probably separate from...

01:15:35.000 I can't remember when that happened on Twitter.

01:15:36.000 I just think someone's adding that in with this video of him in the car.

01:15:40.000 Oh, are they?

01:15:40.000 Yeah.

01:15:41.000 Oh, those dirty bitches. 1.00

01:15:41.000 He goes around the same time. 1.00

01:15:43.000 Just making a point.

01:15:44.000 You sure that wasn't quoting the actual video?

01:15:47.000 It could have been, but I don't think so.

01:15:50.000 It might be.

01:15:50.000 What's the origin of his money?

01:15:52.000 That's a good question.

01:15:53.000 What's the origin of Sam Altman's wealth?

01:15:56.000 Where'd he make all the...

01:15:57.000 Cheddar?

01:15:59.000 Where he's got a $4 million car.

01:16:01.000 Billions. 1.00

01:16:02.000 A $4 million car is also like, look at my dick. 1.00

01:16:05.000 Yeah, big time. 0.99

01:16:06.000 It's just like the Bugatti.

01:16:07.000 It's a huge flex. 1.00

01:16:08.000 Look at my dick. 0.99

01:16:10.000 According to just a quick search, it says various investments through his venture capital firm, including Airbnb, Stripe. 0.99

01:16:15.000 Oh, Airbnb was a big one for him.

01:16:17.000 So he's ballin'.

01:16:18.000 He was already ballin'.

01:16:19.000 So don't be hating, kids.

01:16:20.000 That's fine.

01:16:21.000 The guy's making it.

01:16:22.000 He's out there rocking in the free world. 0.98

01:16:24.000 Fucking rad. 0.98

01:16:25.000 Yeah. 0.95

01:16:26.000 The thing about those cars, those cars are really fun, but you know what my most fun car to drive is?

01:16:32.000 Actually, the most engaging car is my little air-cooled 964, that Porsche RX America, RS America.

01:16:39.000 The red one?

01:16:40.000 Yep, not the fastest by any stretch of the imagination.

01:16:44.000 It's slow compared to...

01:16:45.000 My favorite is my slowest, too.

01:16:47.000 Which one?

01:16:48.000 My GT4. Yeah.

01:16:49.000 It has that Daman upgrade.

01:16:51.000 Yeah, but that car's way faster than my car.

01:16:53.000 That car's pretty fucking fast.

01:16:55.000 It's pretty fast, but it's not like... 0.96

01:16:56.000 I think everything else I have is almost faster than it.

01:16:59.000 So it's just engaging.

01:17:00.000 Yes.

01:17:01.000 Yeah.

01:17:02.000 And it puts the biggest smile on my face.

01:17:04.000 Right.

01:17:04.000 It's very fun.

01:17:05.000 Yeah, that's like my white car, the GG3RS, the Shark Works car.

01:17:09.000 Same kind of thing.

01:17:10.000 It's just real raw.

01:17:10.000 But they're not as raw as that little red car.

01:17:13.000 That little red car is like you're on an awesome ride at Disneyland.

01:17:16.000 Yeah.

01:17:17.000 Where you're in control.

01:17:18.000 You feel everything.

01:17:20.000 No power steering.

01:17:23.000 There's like power-assisted brakes.

01:17:25.000 There's no air conditioning, no heat, no nothing. 1.00

01:17:27.000 Light as fuck. 0.99

01:17:28.000 300 horsepower. 0.99

01:17:29.000 And it's just a thrill.

01:17:30.000 And it's just...

01:17:34.000 And it just makes your whole body tingle.

01:17:37.000 It's exciting.

01:17:39.000 That is, to me, the most fun thing.

01:17:40.000 You don't have to be going fast.

01:17:42.000 That's what's crazy. 0.99

01:17:43.000 Merging on the highway, getting to 65 miles an hour is a fucking thrill. 0.98

01:17:48.000 Whereas in the Tesla, it's like... 0.99

01:17:50.000 It's just no sound.

01:17:52.000 Whoosh!

01:17:53.000 All of a sudden, you're going 70. You don't even notice it.

01:17:55.000 That car's like...

01:17:56.000 The problem with some of these faster cars that I have and that exist is that a lot of times when you take them out, you're like, yeah, I'm not really getting to drive this thing.

01:18:06.000 Right.

01:18:07.000 You know?

01:18:07.000 Because if you're going 75...

01:18:09.000 Right.

01:18:09.000 You have to go to a track.

01:18:11.000 You have to.

01:18:11.000 Yeah, you have to.

01:18:12.000 You have to enjoy it.

01:18:12.000 Yeah.

01:18:13.000 Yeah.

01:18:13.000 And how often do you do that?

01:18:14.000 That's the fucking thing, is that you tell yourself that we've been doing it together. 0.99

01:18:20.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:18:21.000 And you're like, I want to do this all the time.

01:18:23.000 Let's do it next month.

01:18:24.000 It's hard to do, man.

01:18:25.000 Well, next month we probably can't, because next month is F1. But after F1's out.

01:18:29.000 After F1. Yeah, after F1's, we'll do another day.

01:18:32.000 The ultimate baller move.

01:18:33.000 The ultimate. 0.99

01:18:34.000 Like all these guys, they want to get fucking Chateaus and France and Pohol. 0.99

01:18:38.000 This is the ultimate baller move. 0.99

01:18:39.000 You get a giant piece of land that's flat. 0.99

01:18:41.000 And you put yourself a fucking racetrack on it and let's go. 0.99

01:18:45.000 Somebody did this in Austin. 1.00

01:18:46.000 It's for sale, I think.

01:18:48.000 What?

01:18:48.000 Yeah, in the greater Austin area.

01:18:50.000 Don't tell me this.

01:18:50.000 I swear to God.

01:18:51.000 Don't tell me this.

01:18:52.000 Don't do this.

01:18:52.000 And then a guy, a billionaire in Japan just built one.

01:18:55.000 Now you're talking.

01:18:56.000 Yeah.

01:18:57.000 That's what I want.

01:18:57.000 He built a track that you can...

01:18:59.000 You can get a membership at his track.

01:19:03.000 Oh, that's pretty dope. 0.98

01:19:03.000 That's pretty fucking cool. 0.98

01:19:04.000 That's a good move. 0.95

01:19:05.000 So if you know some cool car people, you can hang out together.

01:19:08.000 Yeah.

01:19:09.000 You don't want to be alone on your track going, nobody saw my laptop.

01:19:12.000 Cali has that out in Indigo, that area.

01:19:16.000 It's a private, a really nice track that has a country club.

01:19:22.000 It has a restaurant, and you can house your cars there.

01:19:25.000 That'd be so addictive.

01:19:26.000 I know.

01:19:26.000 So addictive.

01:19:27.000 I know.

01:19:28.000 Even just in a Miata.

01:19:30.000 Just going around in something fun, small.

01:19:32.000 Miatas are amazing.

01:19:33.000 Yeah.

01:19:34.000 Right.

01:19:34.000 That's what I'm saying.

01:19:35.000 It's not about how fast you go.

01:19:37.000 It's about how much fun it is to go fast.

01:19:40.000 Mm-hmm.

01:19:41.000 There's cars that go way...

01:19:42.000 My Tesla is the best example.

01:19:44.000 It goes way faster than anything else I own.

01:19:46.000 But it's not as fun.

01:19:47.000 No.

01:19:47.000 There's a fun factor to the roar of the engine, the feeling of the tires, the shifting the gears yourself, all of it.

01:19:54.000 The fun part.

01:19:55.000 The fun is just...

01:19:57.000 I mean, that's the joy of it.

01:19:59.000 That's why you keep getting them.

01:20:01.000 And everybody today is chasing numbers.

01:20:02.000 They're all chasing Nürburgring times and 0-60s and quarter miles.

01:20:06.000 Yeah, and it makes you lose sight of the real thrill of driving.

01:20:08.000 It's also dangerous for everybody on the street. 0.99

01:20:11.000 You got these Vyvanced-up kids out there with a fucking ZR1. Ah! 1.00

01:20:16.000 Yeah.

01:20:16.000 There's a replica of the Istanbul F1 track in Texas, and it's for sale.

01:20:23.000 Holy shit. 0.99

01:20:24.000 Isn't that crazy? 1.00

01:20:25.000 This guy's got an F1 track in his fucking yard. 1.00

01:20:28.000 Isn't that nuts, man? 1.00

01:20:29.000 That's nuts.

01:20:29.000 And I feel like it's very Texas.

01:20:31.000 Where is that?

01:20:31.000 This is like the state where you could do it.

01:20:33.000 That looks like it's down by the ocean.

01:20:35.000 It's in Amarillo.

01:20:35.000 Scroll up a little so I can see that image better.

01:20:37.000 Yeah.

01:20:37.000 Is that the ocean in the back?

01:20:38.000 No. 1.00

01:20:39.000 What's that blue shit? 0.99

01:20:40.000 I think that's just fields. 1.00

01:20:42.000 Oklahoma! 0.93

01:20:44.000 If it says it's Amarillo, it's all the way up near Oklahoma.

01:20:47.000 Oh, is that where Amarillo is?

01:20:48.000 Yeah.

01:20:49.000 Oh, I don't know where Amarillo is.

01:20:50.000 It's in the top, tip-top.

01:20:52.000 50-acre complex for sale.

01:20:53.000 Click on it.

01:20:54.000 How much?

01:20:55.000 For a reasonable price, it says.

01:20:57.000 Let's go, Joe.

01:20:57.000 Let's go.

01:20:59.000 Two million bucks.

01:20:59.000 Hang on.

01:21:00.000 For real?

01:21:01.000 Hang on.

01:21:02.000 Hang on.

01:21:03.000 This thing just got juicy.

01:21:05.000 How far is that drive?

01:21:07.000 Find out how far that drive is.

01:21:08.000 Five hours.

01:21:08.000 Hmm.

01:21:09.000 How far is that flight?

01:21:10.000 20 minutes.

01:21:11.000 There you go.

01:21:12.000 Pretty quick.

01:21:12.000 Let's go.

01:21:17.000 Ship cars there once.

01:21:19.000 Don't make me do this.

01:21:20.000 Come on, dude.

01:21:22.000 Well, I want to get a ranch.

01:21:25.000 I've been talking about getting a ranch for a while.

01:21:27.000 There's one for sale right there.

01:21:27.000 But I want a different kind of ranch.

01:21:29.000 No, you don't.

01:21:29.000 You want that one.

01:21:30.000 I want a survival ranch.

01:21:30.000 Hey, it's right there.

01:21:31.000 No, no, no.

01:21:32.000 Survival right on the outside.

01:21:33.000 That's not survival ranch.

01:21:33.000 It is.

01:21:35.000 It's acres and acres, man.

01:21:37.000 This is a small portion of it.

01:21:38.000 I had Chris Harris on the other day.

01:21:39.000 Yeah.

01:21:40.000 I'd love that dude.

01:21:41.000 Yeah, that dude can drive.

01:21:42.000 If we had a track, oh, there's an airport right next to it?

01:21:45.000 Yep.

01:21:46.000 If we had a track, like, real close, and we could take Chris Harris out, how much fun would that be?

01:21:51.000 Awesome. 0.85

01:21:51.000 That dude's so fucking great. 0.85

01:21:53.000 I love watching him drive, too. 0.99

01:21:55.000 He's fucking fantastic. 0.98

01:21:56.000 He loves cars, man. 0.98

01:21:57.000 When you're around someone who really loves cars, he loves all kinds of cars, too.

01:22:01.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:22:02.000 He knows his shit. 1.00

01:22:04.000 I like watching his videos. 1.00

01:22:05.000 They're great.

01:22:07.000 Yeah.

01:22:07.000 Fun dude.

01:22:08.000 He got fucked over on that whole Top Gear deal. 0.98

01:22:10.000 He did? 1.00

01:22:10.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:22:11.000 Top Gear's story, how it ended is horrible.

01:22:15.000 Ended due to an accident.

01:22:16.000 And he apparently had gone to the producer saying, we have to stop pushing this.

01:22:20.000 Someone's going to get hurt or killed.

01:22:21.000 And then someone got hurt real bad.

01:22:23.000 Real big guy, though. 0.98

01:22:25.000 And he got fucked up from this, flipped over a three-wheeler. 0.99

01:22:28.000 He got really fucked up but survived. 1.00

01:22:31.000 And then they killed the show. 1.00

01:22:33.000 Really?

01:22:33.000 Yeah.

01:22:34.000 Yeah.

01:22:34.000 It was crazy.

01:22:36.000 After he'd kind of warned them.

01:22:38.000 He also experienced a shit ton of online hate because he was replacing Jeremy Clarkson. 0.99

01:22:43.000 So everybody fucking hated him. 0.96

01:22:44.000 But meanwhile, he's like the best auto journalist there is. 0.98

01:22:47.000 He's so fun.

01:22:48.000 He's such a good guy.

01:22:49.000 And people are mad that he's not Jeremy Clarkson. 1.00

01:22:52.000 Like, hey, Jeremy Clarkson's still on the air, you fucking idiots. 1.00

01:22:54.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:22:55.000 Go over to the Amazon.

01:22:56.000 Get the Jeremy Clarkson.

01:22:57.000 It's great.

01:22:58.000 Go watch that, too. 1.00

01:22:59.000 You fucking morons. 1.00

01:23:00.000 No, that's too bad. 1.00

01:23:02.000 I think Chris does great work.

01:23:04.000 I love watching him review stuff.

01:23:06.000 And you can tell, not only is he skilled when he's on track, but that he's genuinely having a good time.

01:23:11.000 You can tell he loves it.

01:23:12.000 Oh, he's smiling and laughing.

01:23:14.000 He's going to do more of his own stuff.

01:23:17.000 Good.

01:23:17.000 Yeah, we were talking about that.

01:23:18.000 I was encouraging that.

01:23:19.000 I was like, you really need to be doing your own thing.

01:23:21.000 You're so good at automotive journalists.

01:23:24.000 You're so fun.

01:23:24.000 People love watching you.

01:23:26.000 You should be doing your own show online.

01:23:27.000 You shouldn't be dealing with other people.

01:23:29.000 There's no need for that.

01:23:30.000 And also, like, the Top Gear.

01:23:32.000 Top Gear's a great show and everything like that, but they all want to do, like, crazy stunts.

01:23:35.000 Like, they threw a car off the side of a bridge with a bungee cord attached to it.

01:23:39.000 Like, why?

01:23:40.000 Why?

01:23:42.000 Why?

01:23:43.000 They get to a point on all these shows where it's just a producer pitching a segment.

01:23:47.000 And what we were saying was, for television, that's what people like.

01:23:51.000 But for the internet, like for YouTube, completely different audience.

01:23:55.000 Then you get enthusiasts.

01:23:57.000 So, like, if you get the newest GT3 RS and Chris Harris is reviewing it, it'll have millions of views.

01:24:01.000 Because people want to see a guy who can really fucking drive, who really loves cars and understands them, review the car.

01:24:08.000 I'm like, that's where you're at your best, man. 0.96

01:24:09.000 A thousand percent.

01:24:10.000 For the enthusiast, not for the casual dorks who want to see a car go off a dam on a bungee cord.

01:24:16.000 Yeah, but I mean... 1.00

01:24:16.000 Fuck out of here. 1.00

01:24:17.000 Also on those internet videos, too, is that the great thing is you get their... 1.00

01:24:21.000 Somebody like him gives you an authentic...

01:24:24.000 Yes.

01:24:25.000 And they give you authentic critiques.

01:24:27.000 Yes.

01:24:28.000 They're like, you know what?

01:24:28.000 They change the seats on this new, and it's not as good, or they'll talk about the suspense, and they'll give you the insight that if you're really thinking about getting that car, you go like, oh, maybe I want the previous generation.

01:24:40.000 They give you real insight.

01:24:41.000 Yeah, yeah, exactly.

01:24:44.000 Yeah, he gives a lot of good criticisms of the vehicle.

01:24:45.000 Matt Farah does a great job with that, too.

01:24:47.000 Matt does awesome with that.

01:24:48.000 Matt's awesome.

01:24:48.000 There's a couple other guys that do that stuff, the straight pipes.

01:24:51.000 Chris works with Singer.

01:24:54.000 And, you know, Singer is doing a turbo now.

01:24:56.000 Yeah, they are.

01:24:57.000 Oh, my God.

01:24:58.000 There's a green one.

01:24:59.000 He went to go to the factory and they're showing it. 0.96

01:25:02.000 The attention to detail is so fucking incredible. 0.89

01:25:07.000 Singer number one, the very first one's here in Austin. 0.98

01:25:10.000 Really?

01:25:10.000 Yeah, I saw it in person, yeah.

01:25:12.000 What's it like in person?

01:25:13.000 Pretty cool.

01:25:14.000 It's cool.

01:25:15.000 It's a guy who has a few, and he's like, here's number one. 0.96

01:25:20.000 Damn, that's probably worth a lot of money.

01:25:22.000 See if you can find the Singer Turbo video with Chris Harris, because I just want to see the green one. 0.98

01:25:27.000 And it looks kind of like an old 911 Turbo.

01:25:34.000 Yeah, that's it.

01:25:36.000 That's it.

01:25:36.000 Yeah, that's it.

01:25:37.000 But it looks kind of like an old 911 Turbo, but then when you see the details of it, you're like, oh.

01:25:45.000 They do an awesome job.

01:25:46.000 This is way better than a regular. 0.96

01:25:48.000 They're fucking gorgeous. 0.99

01:25:48.000 Way better than a regular. 0.99

01:25:49.000 See if you can find the video.

01:25:52.000 Because the video is incredible, dude.

01:25:54.000 No, that's the video of his original car.

01:25:56.000 This is how I felt.

01:25:57.000 Click that real quick.

01:25:58.000 Because that was before Singer.

01:26:00.000 He had this car made.

01:26:01.000 And this is...

01:26:02.000 Oh, no, this is Singer.

01:26:03.000 Okay, this is the...

01:26:04.000 This is a different one.

01:26:06.000 This is just a...

01:26:07.000 How many years ago was this?

01:26:08.000 Like a year ago.

01:26:09.000 22, it says.

01:26:10.000 Okay, this is the Dynamics and Lightweight Study one.

01:26:12.000 This is the crazy $3 million Singer.

01:26:15.000 Oh my god.

01:26:16.000 This one's different.

01:26:16.000 This one's not a turbo.

01:26:18.000 This is their super lightweight, incredible car.

01:26:21.000 This car is incredible.

01:26:22.000 That's Chris driving, right?

01:26:23.000 Yeah.

01:26:24.000 Oh yeah. 0.99

01:26:24.000 He fucking nails it. 0.99

01:26:26.000 But this car is crazy, crazy expensive. 0.99

01:26:29.000 Yeah, three million.

01:26:30.000 Yeah, but it's immaculate.

01:26:33.000 Immaculate.

01:26:35.000 Singer Turbos. 0.97

01:26:36.000 Put it in Turbo.

01:26:37.000 Singer, Turbo, Green.

01:26:40.000 Go to Videos.

01:26:41.000 Click on Videos.

01:26:43.000 And go to Recent.

01:26:50.000 Okay, right there.

01:26:51.000 Where it says more than 10 years.

01:26:52.000 Click that.

01:26:54.000 There you go.

01:26:54.000 Bam.

01:26:55.000 Okay.

01:26:55.000 This is it.

01:26:56.000 So look at that fucking thing. 1.00

01:26:58.000 So this is the turbo. 1.00

01:27:00.000 So it looks kind of like a 911 turbo from like whatever year that would be, like 1980 or whatever the fuck it was. 0.54

01:27:07.000 But it's way more smooth and polished and refined.

01:27:11.000 And it's just, when you see it parked and still, it's just amazing. 0.99

01:27:15.000 Like their attention to detail is just off the fucking charts, man. 0.99

01:27:20.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:27:21.000 Go back so you can see.

01:27:22.000 So that's the car.

01:27:25.000 So they're just going over all the things that they massaged and changed on the car and all the details where you get a sense of what it looks like.

01:27:35.000 Look at that thing. 0.98

01:27:35.000 That is fucking rad. 0.98

01:27:40.000 Cars don't get prettier. 0.98

01:27:41.000 They just get different.

01:27:42.000 They don't get prettier than that.

01:27:43.000 They just get different.

01:27:44.000 And then that dark, cool, metallic green?

01:27:47.000 Like, look at that thing.

01:27:48.000 I would get talked into this in this moment if they were like, and then you want it?

01:27:53.000 I'd be like, yeah. 1.00

01:27:54.000 How much do you think that fucker cost? 0.99

01:27:56.000 Because that's not as much as the DLR. No, it's not. 0.99

01:27:59.000 I think, I don't know, you're probably...

01:28:01.000 Or DLS. You get, I mean, there's so much customization involved in it, though.

01:28:06.000 Right.

01:28:07.000 Probably a million bucks.

01:28:08.000 That or just under, you know, around there.

01:28:11.000 I think they can make these, from what I remember, for a little bit less than what they were making.

01:28:17.000 Because they were just doing 964s before, I think, right?

01:28:20.000 That they can make these...

01:28:21.000 That's not a 964 chassis?

01:28:23.000 They don't start with a 964?

01:28:24.000 On the turbo?

01:28:24.000 I don't know.

01:28:25.000 But I'm saying on the pre...

01:28:26.000 Singers were all just one model before. 1.00

01:28:30.000 Right.

01:28:30.000 Those were more expensive for them to just even produce.

01:28:35.000 Singer DLS turbo.

01:28:37.000 Oh, boy.

01:28:39.000 So, it starts as a 964, but this is a DLS turbo.

01:28:43.000 That's a different one.

01:28:44.000 That's a different one.

01:28:44.000 Look how sick that thing looks.

01:28:46.000 That is another level.

01:28:48.000 That's the dynamic, lightweight study.

01:28:52.000 Yes.

01:28:52.000 Porsche Turbo, which is bananas.

01:28:55.000 That thing looks...

01:28:55.000 That doesn't look anything like anything that's ever existed before.

01:28:58.000 No, and that's definitely more expensive.

01:29:00.000 Oh, yeah.

01:29:01.000 But the one we were just looking at, I think you could produce those for a little less.

01:29:04.000 Look at that thing. 0.92

01:29:05.000 That's insane looking.

01:29:07.000 Oh, my God.

01:29:08.000 That thing's insane looking. 0.95

01:29:09.000 Are you going to make a phone call after this?

01:29:11.000 No.

01:29:12.000 Get away from me.

01:29:14.000 There's like a line where I won't cross.

01:29:16.000 Really?

01:29:17.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:29:17.000 What's the line?

01:29:18.000 That's the line.

01:29:18.000 Oh, really?

01:29:19.000 Yeah. 0.98

01:29:19.000 That looks fucking amazing. 0.98

01:29:21.000 Insane! 0.98

01:29:21.000 But you start getting into million-dollar cars, like, what are we doing? 0.98

01:29:24.000 That's okay. 0.98

01:29:25.000 What the fuck are we doing here? 0.99

01:29:27.000 Fine. 0.99

01:29:27.000 Yeah, it's just... 0.99

01:29:28.000 No, that's true.

01:29:29.000 It's not a Bugatti. 1.00

01:29:30.000 It's also a different kind of thing than a, look at my dick! 0.99

01:29:34.000 You know, it's more of like, oh, you know cars. 0.99

01:29:36.000 You're a passionate guy. 0.99

01:29:37.000 Yeah, you know what the fuck gets the wheel spinning. 0.99

01:29:40.000 That's, yeah. 0.99

01:29:41.000 That's... 0.99

01:29:42.000 That's fucking gorgeous. 0.96

01:29:43.000 I just love that there's people like they're, like, you know, the Gunther Works guy. 0.98

01:29:46.000 There's people that they're making those things. 0.92

01:29:48.000 So fucking cool. 0.96

01:29:49.000 I just love that there's someone who just goes so hard. 0.98

01:29:51.000 A roof?

01:29:51.000 Yeah.

01:29:53.000 They're not even really Porsches, right?

01:29:54.000 I don't know.

01:29:55.000 They can't even really call them a Porsche.

01:29:57.000 They call them roofs, yeah.

01:29:58.000 But it looks exactly like a Porsche.

01:30:01.000 Like, what is this?

01:30:02.000 I definitely want to see what it's like.

01:30:03.000 Like, go to a roof's website.

01:30:05.000 R-U-F. When you see the new one that they have, that crazy...

01:30:10.000 It's water-cooled, right?

01:30:11.000 But it looks like an air-cooled car, right?

01:30:13.000 Yeah, I've never been in one.

01:30:15.000 I've just seen photos and videos and stuff.

01:30:17.000 It makes you go, like, what's this like?

01:30:20.000 Must be insane.

01:30:21.000 And there's these cars like that that are just completely...

01:30:24.000 Look at that.

01:30:27.000 That's a 9.3 turbo base.

01:30:30.000 And so that's their turbo R that they make. 1.00

01:30:33.000 Look at that fucking thing. 0.99

01:30:35.000 So this is the one... 1.00

01:30:36.000 These are the ones that are weird.

01:30:37.000 The ones that aren't...

01:30:38.000 Like, scroll up.

01:30:39.000 Scroll back up.

01:30:41.000 Rough car.

01:30:42.000 So that one.

01:30:44.000 So CTR anniversary.

01:30:46.000 So that one, I don't think is a Porsche.

01:30:51.000 Really?

01:30:51.000 I don't think it starts off as a Porsche.

01:30:53.000 I think it's all their shit. 0.99

01:30:55.000 And it just makes it look like... 1.00

01:30:57.000 It looks exactly like a Porsche.

01:30:58.000 But I don't believe it has...

01:31:00.000 I think it's a new car...

01:31:02.000 Yeah, see, Monocue completely developed by Ruff.

01:31:08.000 Roof, rather.

01:31:09.000 It's type of radiation is CTR, reminiscent of the legendary Yellowbird.

01:31:12.000 So the Yellowbird was a Porsche.

01:31:14.000 There was a roof Yellowbird from, like, what was it, the 80s?

01:31:19.000 Remember that one?

01:31:19.000 That Porsche one that was crazy?

01:31:21.000 But this is not really a Porsche.

01:31:23.000 This is a roof car that they make.

01:31:26.000 That just looks...

01:31:27.000 They're basically ripping off Porsche. 1.00

01:31:29.000 Really?

01:31:30.000 Yeah.

01:31:30.000 I mean...

01:31:32.000 What about the other ones are modified?

01:31:35.000 Exactly.

01:31:36.000 The other one, that one was a 993. That was a, like, they take the base 993 and they juice it up.

01:31:41.000 But this one, I think, is entirely developed by them.

01:31:44.000 Wow.

01:31:45.000 Yeah.

01:31:45.000 It's supposed to be madness.

01:31:47.000 It's supposed to be total madness.

01:31:48.000 Roof, holler at me, man.

01:31:50.000 Completely redesigned.

01:31:52.000 Yeah.

01:31:53.000 Scroll up so I can see an image of the front. 1.00

01:31:55.000 Look at that fucking thing. 0.99

01:31:57.000 Whoa. 1.00

01:31:57.000 So fucking cool. 1.00

01:31:58.000 And look how fat the tires are. 0.99

01:32:00.000 That thing has some grip.

01:32:01.000 Yeah, you get it, too, why you encounter these people with just, like, nothing but Porsches.

01:32:06.000 Yeah.

01:32:06.000 It's just so...

01:32:07.000 There's something about them.

01:32:08.000 Yeah.

01:32:08.000 You just go, what about the other one that you guys make?

01:32:10.000 Yeah.

01:32:10.000 Like, you just kind of want to keep going.

01:32:11.000 Yeah, there's also something about the size of them, right?

01:32:15.000 They're so small and compact that when you're in them, you feel like you're in a race car.

01:32:22.000 Yeah.

01:32:22.000 You're hunkered in there.

01:32:24.000 There's something weird about, even though these get obviously very expensive, I've always felt like it's a more accessible to the world car than other supercars.

01:32:34.000 You know what I mean?

01:32:34.000 Oh, yeah.

01:32:35.000 For sure.

01:32:36.000 You can see a Porsche parked in a grocery store parking lot.

01:32:39.000 Right. 0.98

01:32:40.000 You're just like, oh, that's fucking rad. 0.99

01:32:42.000 But you see a Lambo and you're like, what the fuck is this person doing? 0.99

01:32:44.000 Right. 1.00

01:32:45.000 Look at this douchebag. 1.00

01:32:45.000 Out of his mind. 1.00

01:32:46.000 Yeah, it just doesn't feel like it fits.

01:32:48.000 You got a pink Lambo with the H-E-B parking lot?

01:32:50.000 It's crazy.

01:32:50.000 Get out of here, bro.

01:32:51.000 It's crazy.

01:32:51.000 Yeah.

01:32:52.000 Yeah.

01:32:52.000 Coming out with your giant sunglasses on, looking for attention.

01:32:55.000 To wrap around. 0.96

01:32:56.000 You're just trying to get punched. 1.00

01:32:57.000 Sam and his fucking Conus egg. 1.00

01:32:59.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:33:00.000 That's ridiculous. 0.99

01:33:01.000 There's so many people that see people like that too and they really want to smack them. 0.99

01:33:04.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:33:05.000 They see you with that thing and you're like, I just want to smack that guy and it's fucking stupid. 1.00

01:33:08.000 Yeah, nobody has any sympathy for you on the road if you're in something like that. 1.00

01:33:14.000 And you crash?

01:33:15.000 Ha ha! 0.86

01:33:16.000 Or try to merge people. 1.00

01:33:17.000 Fuck off. 1.00

01:33:18.000 Fuck you. 1.00

01:33:19.000 You can't get in front of me, douchebag. 1.00

01:33:20.000 Yeah, thousand percent. 0.99

01:33:21.000 You gotta go somewhere?

01:33:22.000 No, no.

01:33:22.000 I was just looking at what it was.

01:33:23.000 Sorry.

01:33:24.000 Sorry.

01:33:26.000 Addictive, man.

01:33:27.000 I know.

01:33:27.000 Messages.

01:33:28.000 They're addictive.

01:33:28.000 You ever thought I'd like going to a flip phone?

01:33:31.000 Oh, Ari style? 0.99

01:33:32.000 Yeah.

01:33:33.000 Wasn't that Dana, too?

01:33:34.000 Dana had it in the beginning.

01:33:36.000 He had a flip phone early on.

01:33:38.000 But then it got to the point where he has to manage the social media of the UFC, so he has to be able to look at things online.

01:33:44.000 Oh, that's right.

01:33:45.000 He's saying your praises.

01:33:46.000 We were with him in Vegas talking about you. 0.99

01:33:50.000 Fucking guy loves you, man. 0.99

01:33:52.000 I love him, too. 0.99

01:33:53.000 He's great.

01:33:54.000 If it wasn't for him, that sport would not be what it is.

01:33:56.000 You told us the story about him clearing out the New York offices.

01:34:01.000 Oh, yeah.

01:34:02.000 And he put it in the VA. He's checking tapes.

01:34:04.000 Yeah.

01:34:04.000 And he sees you on Keenan Ivory Way.

01:34:06.000 Yeah, yeah, that's what it was. 0.99

01:34:07.000 He was like, I need this fucking guy. 0.99

01:34:09.000 It was crazy, because in the beginning, I didn't even want to do it. 0.98

01:34:12.000 When he was trying to get him, because I had already worked for the UFC in the past, from 97 to 98. I did post-fight interviews, and I was like, I'm out.

01:34:21.000 And then they bought it in 2001, and he was trying to talk me into working for them.

01:34:24.000 I'm like, I don't want to work.

01:34:26.000 Really?

01:34:26.000 Yeah, I was like, I don't want to do this.

01:34:28.000 But I would ask him, you know, hey, have you ever watched K1? Do you guys watch Pride?

01:34:32.000 Do you know about this guy?

01:34:34.000 Have you ever seen Funaki fight?

01:34:35.000 Have you seen Hicks and Gracie?

01:34:36.000 He's even better than Hoyce. 0.99

01:34:37.000 Like, we started having these conversations, and he was like, how much of this shit do you watch? 0.99

01:34:41.000 I was like, it's the only sport I know. 0.99

01:34:43.000 I don't even know the rules to basketball.

01:34:45.000 And they blow that whistle. 0.99

01:34:46.000 I don't know what the fuck is going on. 0.99

01:34:47.000 That's hilarious. 0.99

01:34:48.000 I told him the story about how when I would go with you on these weekends, and I'm like, you know, just like as a fan of sports and broadcasting, I was like, so where's like your prep book?

01:34:59.000 You know, like, and you're like, it's all up here.

01:35:00.000 And I'm like, what are you talking about?

01:35:02.000 You're about to call seven hours.

01:35:04.000 And you and you said you go, there's nothing else up here cluttering my mind with other sports.

01:35:09.000 I only know one sport.

01:35:10.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:35:11.000 But that's true.

01:35:12.000 I mean, I do watch fights.

01:35:14.000 But when I watch fights, I don't have to say, oh, this guy's got a great question mark.

01:35:19.000 I know.

01:35:20.000 I know what he does.

01:35:20.000 I know what that guy does.

01:35:21.000 Yeah, that's impressive, though.

01:35:22.000 I've seen him fight 100 times.

01:35:23.000 But it really is true that I don't have any clutter in there.

01:35:26.000 Yeah, I believe it.

01:35:26.000 I don't have any football in there.

01:35:27.000 I don't know what's going on with football.

01:35:29.000 What's an offside?

01:35:30.000 Why has he got a flag?

01:35:32.000 What's a down?

01:35:33.000 Why is it first down now?

01:35:34.000 What is happening?

01:35:35.000 I don't know.

01:35:35.000 Oh, that guy got hurt.

01:35:36.000 That's all I know.

01:35:37.000 Oh, that was a bad.

01:35:38.000 Oh, he ran with the ball pretty far.

01:35:39.000 I don't know what's going on.

01:35:40.000 And I don't want to know.

01:35:41.000 I don't care.

01:35:42.000 I can still enjoy it.

01:35:43.000 Sure.

01:35:43.000 I have room for a couple things in my head, you know, like combat sports things, and I just smash them all together.

01:35:49.000 If you had to put something that interests you even somewhat outside of combat sports, MMA and all that, what sport would be like second?

01:35:58.000 I know it's a distant second, but what would be the one where you're like, oh, I enjoy that?

01:36:02.000 Where a sport that I don't participate that I can watch?

01:36:05.000 Yeah.

01:36:06.000 Like that you would sit down and...

01:36:08.000 Outside of combat sports?

01:36:09.000 Yeah.

01:36:09.000 If somebody had it on, you'd be like, all right, I'll watch some of this with you.

01:36:13.000 I maybe would be like, what's going on with cricket?

01:36:15.000 What are you guys doing?

01:36:15.000 Cricket?

01:36:16.000 Yeah, I'd be like, what is that?

01:36:17.000 What the hell's happening?

01:36:18.000 Really?

01:36:19.000 Why you got that paddle?

01:36:20.000 You'd be interested.

01:36:21.000 I'll tell you what I really liked watching is soccer.

01:36:23.000 We went to the Austin professional soccer games.

01:36:25.000 Yeah, C game, yeah.

01:36:26.000 Soccer's legit.

01:36:27.000 Here's one of the reasons why soccer's legit and why it's not going to become successful in America is because they don't take breaks. 0.96

01:36:33.000 So there's no fucking commercial time. 0.97

01:36:35.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:36:35.000 There's no time to shove Taco Bell down your face. 0.99

01:36:37.000 They don't take any?

01:36:38.000 No breaks.

01:36:39.000 Really?

01:36:39.000 Nope.

01:36:40.000 Nope.

01:36:40.000 It goes for a certain amount of time.

01:36:42.000 I forget how long a soccer match is.

01:36:43.000 But it's increased in its popularity tenfold here in the last decade. 0.99

01:36:48.000 I'm telling you, if you go to see it live, it's fucking... 0.98

01:36:50.000 I've been to multiple games. 0.98

01:36:52.000 Incredible, right?

01:36:53.000 Yeah, it's unbelievable.

01:36:53.000 And the arena they have here in Austin is amazing.

01:36:56.000 It's great.

01:36:57.000 You don't realize...

01:36:59.000 That it's, you know, compared to what we're used to for, like, American football stadiums.

01:37:05.000 Right.

01:37:05.000 It's small.

01:37:07.000 It doesn't feel small.

01:37:08.000 Every seat in that house is fantastic.

01:37:11.000 Yep.

01:37:11.000 And it's, yeah, it's great competition.

01:37:13.000 We keep getting better players here.

01:37:15.000 I mean, I was somebody who, you know, I grew up not into soccer at all.

01:37:20.000 And half my family was like, what's wrong with you?

01:37:22.000 Because they're all South American.

01:37:23.000 Right. 0.99

01:37:24.000 And Argentina's fucking huge, right? 1.00

01:37:26.000 Argentina's the fucking... 1.00

01:37:28.000 Bigger than religion. 1.00

01:37:30.000 It is religion.

01:37:32.000 My Peruvian cousins were all like, how do you not like soccer?

01:37:37.000 The whole world loves it.

01:37:38.000 The whole world loves it.

01:37:40.000 But I do think it's cool that in the last...

01:37:42.000 For me, in the last...

01:37:44.000 Decade plus.

01:37:45.000 First of all, we lived in a time with, like, some generational talent, you know, with, like, Ronaldo and Messi.

01:37:51.000 Right.

01:37:52.000 And it's, like, shifting now to Mbappe and these just incredible, incredible talents.

01:37:57.000 So I think high-level anything becomes...

01:38:00.000 Interesting. 0.84

01:38:01.000 When I would watch the El Clásico, the Madrid-Barcelona game, at the height of these guys' club powers 10 years ago, you're watching such a high-stakes, high-level game, you can have zero interest, and you're like, holy shit, this is so incredible.

01:38:17.000 And I think that and Premier League stuff...

01:38:23.000 It kind of drifted over to the point where we're like, hey, soccer's been played here forever.

01:38:29.000 It just didn't have that same popularity.

01:38:31.000 But this MLS stuff has continued to grow and grow.

01:38:34.000 I remember Saturday mornings during our football season, a lot of times you're putting it on now and you'll see...

01:38:43.000 Soccer games, like, from the Premier League was on NBC for a while.

01:38:47.000 I don't know if they still have that contract, but here you go.

01:38:51.000 But, like, it just has, and they keep getting, you know, better talent on the state side that I think we'll continue to see it.

01:39:01.000 Become more popular here.

01:39:02.000 If you go see it live, you'll get hooked.

01:39:03.000 I'll tell you that, for sure.

01:39:05.000 I bet tennis is like that, too.

01:39:07.000 Oh, my God.

01:39:07.000 I got to see...

01:39:08.000 I was on tour in Australia last year, and I got to see the Australian Open men's finals with Djokovic.

01:39:16.000 Seeing that in person, there's also not a bad seat in that place.

01:39:21.000 It's a whole other thing.

01:39:23.000 It made me go, okay, I want to go to all the big Wimbledon.

01:39:28.000 Really?

01:39:29.000 He was just incredible to see in person.

01:39:34.000 Again, just somebody so talented at their sport that watching it live changed.

01:39:42.000 I played tennis growing up and I've watched tennis tournaments, but live is everything.

01:39:49.000 I mean, I've told people that about...

01:39:51.000 UFC, too.

01:39:52.000 It's like, yeah, it's cool to watch on TV, but it's so different in person.

01:39:56.000 Yeah, especially with no commentary.

01:39:59.000 You're just watching the actual violence.

01:40:00.000 Like, oh, my God!

01:40:01.000 It's right there.

01:40:02.000 It seems so real.

01:40:03.000 Yeah.

01:40:03.000 And then you have a moment of, like, the sound of the crowd dies, and you hear a...

01:40:10.000 Yeah.

01:40:11.000 And you're like, oh, that's that guy's face.

01:40:13.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00

01:40:14.000 It's like, holy shit. 0.99

01:40:15.000 My favorite place to see fights is in the Apex Center. 0.99

01:40:18.000 Because the UFC Apex Center has no audience.

01:40:20.000 Yeah, so small.

01:40:22.000 It's incredible.

01:40:23.000 And during COVID, that was the best thing about COVID for me.

01:40:25.000 How about the sphere thing?

01:40:26.000 It's going to be nuts.

01:40:28.000 That's this weekend.

01:40:28.000 I know.

01:40:29.000 I know.

01:40:30.000 Yeah, I'm pretty pumped.

01:40:30.000 I don't know what they're going to do.

01:40:31.000 I don't know if they're going to show the fights on the ceiling.

01:40:35.000 So you know how they have video monitors in the studio where you always see the video monitors showing you the fights?

01:40:42.000 Well, he told us what they're doing.

01:40:45.000 Can you say it?

01:40:46.000 I don't know.

01:40:47.000 We were on a podcast.

01:40:48.000 I don't think it's been released, but he didn't know that.

01:40:51.000 Tell me. 0.98

01:40:51.000 Dude, he's like, it's a fucking movie that's going to play about the history of Of Mexican combat sports. 0.98

01:40:59.000 I know about that. 0.99

01:41:00.000 There's six of them.

01:41:01.000 There's six different small films.

01:41:03.000 Yeah, okay.

01:41:03.000 That's what he was telling us about.

01:41:05.000 And he was just like, it's all, everything is authenticated and the crew that made it is Mexican.

01:41:11.000 It's just like this huge Mexican plight story.

01:41:14.000 And I mean, I don't know if the broadcast goes up on the wall.

01:41:19.000 That's what I'm thinking.

01:41:20.000 I'm wondering if you can see the fights take place on the ceiling.

01:41:25.000 Jesus.

01:41:26.000 Which would be an advantage in certain positions.

01:41:29.000 No, I have not.

01:41:30.000 Have you?

01:41:30.000 No, I heard it's just...

01:41:31.000 I've heard it's insane.

01:41:32.000 Where did Burt go to see there?

01:41:33.000 The Dead?

01:41:34.000 He's seen a few there.

01:41:35.000 He saw the...

01:41:35.000 Of course he has.

01:41:38.000 I gotta go!

01:41:39.000 He saw The Dead, and he went to the U2 show when they were there, too.

01:41:43.000 Oh, wow.

01:41:44.000 He said, yeah, I cried so much.

01:41:46.000 Of course.

01:41:47.000 Yeah, emotional.

01:41:48.000 Yeah.

01:41:49.000 I cried the whole time.

01:41:50.000 Your liver's failing.

01:41:51.000 My daughters were making fun of me. 0.99

01:41:53.000 They should.

01:41:54.000 They should mock you.

01:41:55.000 He doesn't just cry.

01:41:57.000 He likes to take photos of him crying and then post it on Instagram.

01:42:00.000 I'm so sad.

01:42:02.000 My daughter went to college.

01:42:04.000 Look, is this one good?

01:42:05.000 How many did he take before he picked that one? 0.99

01:42:08.000 He was a fucking mess when I saw him. 1.00

01:42:10.000 Of course. 1.00

01:42:11.000 Yeah, the college drop-off has got to be...

01:42:15.000 Heavy.

01:42:16.000 Yeah.

01:42:17.000 Yeah.

01:42:18.000 He's a character.

01:42:20.000 He's on one. 1.00

01:42:20.000 He was in that fucking bender. 1.00

01:42:22.000 How's he doing these days? 1.00

01:42:23.000 He benders, he goes off, he goes on.

01:42:25.000 Yeah, he's on the...

01:42:25.000 He's leaned up for a little while and he went right back in.

01:42:27.000 He's on a Burt cycle.

01:42:29.000 Yeah.

01:42:30.000 Yeah, he was real clean.

01:42:31.000 And then he was my favorite.

01:42:33.000 He was like, we were somewhere in Vegas and somebody was like, you know, do you want this?

01:42:38.000 He's like, can't.

01:42:38.000 I'm hardcore Quito.

01:42:40.000 And I was like, okay.

01:42:41.000 Okay.

01:42:42.000 And then we go to this...

01:42:45.000 I'm like, okay.

01:42:47.000 This is like what you said, where you twisted your head. 0.60

01:42:49.000 That's such a burr. 1.00

01:42:50.000 Horcorkito. 0.82

01:42:51.000 And then we go to this bar, and we're pouring drinks, porosos drinks, you know?

01:42:56.000 We're like our brand, and it's like tons of people, and it's a very fun thing.

01:43:00.000 Everyone's out, and...

01:43:02.000 Getting bottles and drinks and we're signing things.

01:43:05.000 And of course, like, you know.

01:43:07.000 He's throwing them back.

01:43:08.000 And at one point, he's standing there shirtless. 1.00

01:43:10.000 And he goes, I'm absolutely fucking shit-faced. 0.99

01:43:13.000 I go, yeah, I can tell. 1.00

01:43:14.000 And so I go, hey, you know, some time passes.

01:43:18.000 I go, you want to get out of here?

01:43:19.000 He's like, yeah.

01:43:20.000 I go, okay, we're going to go this way out of this place.

01:43:22.000 And here's the exit.

01:43:23.000 And he's like, okay.

01:43:24.000 So I turn this way, say something, then I go, ready? 0.99

01:43:27.000 He goes, I'm going to fucking stay. 0.98

01:43:28.000 And I go, okay. 0.96

01:43:29.000 I'll see you later, man.

01:43:30.000 So I leave. 0.99

01:43:32.000 I get the fuck out of there. 0.97

01:43:34.000 And then I run into him later. 0.95

01:43:36.000 I'm like, how was it?

01:43:37.000 He was like, dude, I was so hammered.

01:43:40.000 I go, yeah, I know.

01:43:41.000 He goes, yeah, I got back and I ate a dozen donuts.

01:43:43.000 I go, what happened to hardcore keto?

01:43:46.000 He goes, well, I just ate the tops.

01:43:48.000 And I go, that's not how keto works.

01:43:50.000 That's even worse!

01:43:51.000 That's where the frosting is!

01:43:54.000 What are you talking about? 1.00

01:43:55.000 He's a lunatic. 1.00

01:43:56.000 Oh, my God. 1.00

01:43:58.000 He's still alive.

01:43:59.000 Mm-hmm.

01:44:00.000 I wonder how long you can do that for.

01:44:02.000 I mean, how long can you do that for?

01:44:05.000 Yeah, he goes, he does it, and then, you know, what'll happen is, like, so he's, like, whatever, real crazy right now, and we'll see him in, like, a month, and he'll be like...

01:44:16.000 Oh, yeah.

01:44:17.000 My other favorite phrase, he's like, I quit drinking.

01:44:20.000 I go, when?

01:44:21.000 He goes, Wednesday. 0.99

01:44:22.000 And I'm like, it's fucking Friday. 0.97

01:44:23.000 He's like, I know, but it's like 48 hours, nothing. 0.98

01:44:25.000 I'm like, that's not...

01:44:26.000 That's a normal person!

01:44:28.000 That's not how that term works.

01:44:30.000 And he's like...

01:44:31.000 So he'll get to a certain point here where he'll be like, I gotta clean it up.

01:44:36.000 And he'll just, like, really clean it up, you know?

01:44:38.000 Like...

01:44:39.000 Won't drink for a while.

01:44:40.000 Clean up the diet.

01:44:41.000 You'll see him just thin out.

01:44:43.000 He takes a picture on Instagram.

01:44:45.000 Takes a good picture. 1.00

01:44:46.000 Sucks his gut in. 1.00

01:44:47.000 Sexy picture. 1.00

01:44:48.000 This is me now.

01:44:49.000 And then you'll be like, oh, you're good.

01:44:50.000 Three weeks later, huge.

01:44:51.000 Yeah, it's a cycle. 0.99

01:44:52.000 Three weeks later, I see him waddle through the fucking green room at the mothership. 1.00

01:44:55.000 I'm like, what the fuck, dude? 1.00

01:44:58.000 The fuck are you doing? 1.00

01:45:00.000 I know. 1.00

01:45:00.000 He goes hard! 1.00

01:45:01.000 He goes hard, dude.

01:45:02.000 He goes hard.

01:45:03.000 I've been going hard with eating just super clean, man.

01:45:08.000 Yeah?

01:45:09.000 Yeah.

01:45:09.000 How long?

01:45:11.000 I'm a couple months in.

01:45:13.000 Yeah?

01:45:13.000 Yeah.

01:45:14.000 The funny thing is, by just being so committed to it, anything outside of it now...

01:45:20.000 You feel it.

01:45:21.000 Yes.

01:45:22.000 I really didn't have a reference for that before.

01:45:24.000 Yeah.

01:45:25.000 You know?

01:45:25.000 Because I'm like...

01:45:27.000 I'm eating a lot of, you know, pretty much the same wheelhouse of shit every day. 0.99

01:45:31.000 Like I have four eggs, blueberries, a little while later, protein shake, lunch. 0.98

01:45:41.000 I had lunch today, 10 ounces of chicken, greens, and I have like little things like peanut butter, jelly pack, like as a bridge.

01:45:48.000 So you're just staying clean.

01:45:49.000 Yep, and then dinner I'll have 16 to 20 ounces of lean protein, like sea bass, salmon, sometimes I'll have leaner red meats, greens, fruit.

01:46:02.000 You got someone organizing this for you, or are you just doing it yourself?

01:46:05.000 It was funny. 0.70

01:46:06.000 I did it because I'm shooting my show next month, and I was like three months out, and I was like, fuck, if I don't dial it in right now, I'm going to show up. 0.99

01:46:16.000 You're going to be sloppy. 0.97

01:46:16.000 Yeah, and I'm going to show up, and I'm going to be like, I wish. 0.97

01:46:18.000 I just don't want to have regret.

01:46:19.000 I didn't try.

01:46:20.000 Right, right, right.

01:46:21.000 I was like, I know I'm not going to look like a Marvel guy in three months, but I know I can clean it up in three months.

01:46:26.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:46:27.000 You just don't want to look at yourself on TV and go, fuck. 1.00

01:46:30.000 Fuck. 1.00

01:46:30.000 Yeah, you fucking loser piece of shit. 1.00

01:46:32.000 Look at you. 1.00

01:46:33.000 That's the worst.

01:46:33.000 So I've gone down, you know, I'm down to like 204. Body fat's down.

01:46:39.000 And I have about another month.

01:46:41.000 So I'm just sticking to it.

01:46:43.000 But the funny thing is like...

01:46:46.000 The other night I got home and the boys were like, they got, what's it called, like the shaved ice machine.

01:46:54.000 And they've been making those, you know, during the day.

01:46:58.000 And they're kids.

01:46:59.000 And they're like, you gotta have one.

01:47:00.000 I go, okay, I'll try it.

01:47:02.000 I'll try it.

01:47:02.000 So they shave the ice in the machine and they pour flavors into it.

01:47:07.000 And I take, you know, a few spoons.

01:47:09.000 It's very sweet.

01:47:10.000 Right.

01:47:11.000 Dude.

01:47:12.000 Within an hour, I'm like, ugh, like doubled over, running to the toilet.

01:47:17.000 Yep.

01:47:18.000 And I'm like, oh yeah, because I can isolate it now.

01:47:20.000 Before, when I was eating like a trash can, I would just go like, oh, I don't know what it was.

01:47:25.000 Maybe it was the bread. 0.99

01:47:27.000 Also, you get used to feeling like shit. 1.00

01:47:28.000 Yeah, you do. 1.00

01:47:29.000 That's what Duncan's, you know, Duncan had diabetes.

01:47:31.000 Yeah.

01:47:32.000 He got type 2 diabetes from, I think it's from vaping.

01:47:37.000 Sugar, for sure, but also vaping.

01:47:39.000 And the reason why I say this is one of the things he found out, he was getting his blood sugar checked, and it was spiking.

01:47:45.000 And he's like, I don't even understand.

01:47:46.000 I'm not drinking any soda.

01:47:48.000 I'm not eating any sugar.

01:47:49.000 And then he realized that it spikes after he vapes.

01:47:52.000 Wow.

01:47:53.000 Because he was monitoring it.

01:47:54.000 And then he realized, oh my god, there's a reason why this stuff is sweet. 0.99

01:47:57.000 There's fucking sugar in the vapes. 0.98

01:47:59.000 That makes sense, because I've tried them, and you're like, yeah, this stuff's really sweet. 0.99

01:48:03.000 It's watermelon.

01:48:04.000 How else are you going to get a watermelon flavor?

01:48:06.000 How else are you going to get a peach-flavored vape unless you have some sugar in there? 0.99

01:48:10.000 How are you getting fucking apple-flavored vapes? 0.99

01:48:14.000 Yeah, of course. 0.99

01:48:14.000 There's sugar in there. 0.99

01:48:15.000 There's sugar.

01:48:16.000 And so the sugar was spiking his blood pressure.

01:48:18.000 That's insane.

01:48:18.000 Or his blood sugar, rather.

01:48:19.000 Did he get himself out of it?

01:48:21.000 Yeah, he got off of it and got on the Zins.

01:48:24.000 And, you know, it's just you don't realize that you're poisoning yourself until you stop poisoning yourself.

01:48:31.000 Yeah.

01:48:31.000 And you eat really healthy.

01:48:33.000 And he was like, dude, I don't need naps anymore.

01:48:35.000 I have energy all day.

01:48:37.000 This thing has helped me so much, dude.

01:48:38.000 Like, this eating plan.

01:48:40.000 I got it from a nutritionist in LA, Dr. Guglia.

01:48:44.000 And, like, I told him...

01:48:48.000 A couple weeks into it, I was like, if I don't lose a pound, I'm already gonna thank you for my digestion changing. 0.95

01:48:56.000 I got so used to just explosive shits all the time that Christina was like, are you gonna ever see a doctor? 0.96

01:49:06.000 I hear this violence coming out of the bathroom. 0.98

01:49:10.000 And I'm like, yeah, I gotta go check it out.

01:49:12.000 And I had a colonoscopy a couple years ago, and they were like, no, you're good.

01:49:17.000 And I'm like, yeah, but I have diarrhea 14 times a week.

01:49:19.000 Is that normal?

01:49:20.000 And they're like, I don't know, man.

01:49:21.000 So switching to the way I just described my eating now, dude, I have totally normal gut health.

01:49:28.000 Yeah, that's how it's supposed to be.

01:49:30.000 Yeah, it took me 45 years to figure out.

01:49:33.000 Well, that's one of the things that's very interesting about Robert F. Kennedy Jr. being connected to Trump in this election.

01:49:40.000 Really?

01:49:40.000 Yeah, because if Trump winds up winning, they're gonna expose our food systems.

01:49:46.000 Robert Kennedy, one of the things that he really wants to do is he wants to expose a bunch of problems we have in our food system.

01:49:52.000 One is glyphosate.

01:49:54.000 Glyphosate, which is used, it's an herbicide. 0.99

01:49:56.000 It's used all over the fucking place. 0.98

01:49:58.000 It's in a lot of food. 0.99

01:50:00.000 Most people they test, or some incredibly high number of people, test positive for glyphosate in their blood.

01:50:05.000 Really?

01:50:05.000 Yeah.

01:50:06.000 Because you're getting it from organic vegetables, even.

01:50:08.000 Like, some vegetables.

01:50:10.000 I shouldn't say organic.

01:50:11.000 But you're getting it from, like...

01:50:14.000 There's some stuff that they just spray it on.

01:50:19.000 I think it might be corn.

01:50:24.000 What things contain the most glyphosate?

01:50:26.000 Let's Google that.

01:50:27.000 I think it's corn, rice, and different vegetables and fruits.

01:50:34.000 It's fascinating how if you go to Western Europe, you realize that They don't use any glyphosate.

01:50:38.000 But our food would be illegal in grocery stores.

01:50:41.000 Our Froot Loops are illegal in Canada.

01:50:43.000 Are they really?

01:50:44.000 Yeah.

01:50:44.000 Because we use dye.

01:50:46.000 There's all these red dyes and shit in our Froot Loops. 0.99

01:50:48.000 They have the same Froot Loops in Canada. 1.00

01:50:50.000 They're like, no, no, no.

01:50:51.000 You can't put that stuff in there.

01:50:52.000 So they have to sell different Froot Loops to Canada than they do to America.

01:50:57.000 Some of the most common foods with glyphosate.

01:50:59.000 Oh, non-organic cereals and grains harvested with glyphosate.

01:51:02.000 These include wheat, barley, buckwheat, millet, rice, oats, wild rice, popcorn, and sorghum.

01:51:09.000 Wild rice.

01:51:09.000 So you think wild rice.

01:51:11.000 Oh, I'm getting wild rice.

01:51:12.000 It must be healthy.

01:51:13.000 Or popcorn scenes.

01:51:14.000 But a lot of people think that part of the thing that's going on with people, they say they're glucose or gluten intolerant, that what's actually, it's not gluten that's fucking with them, it's glyphosate.

01:51:24.000 Really? 0.58

01:51:25.000 Yeah.

01:51:25.000 And we, this is just one of those like...

01:51:27.000 One of those American things.

01:51:28.000 Like huge conglomerates that's spraying it down.

01:51:31.000 Yep, yep, yep, Monsanto.

01:51:32.000 Yeah, so that's Roundup.

01:51:34.000 And so there's that, and then there's seed oils. 0.99

01:51:36.000 Fucking terrible for you. 0.99

01:51:37.000 And they're in everything. 1.00

01:51:38.000 And they're in everything because they're cheap.

01:51:40.000 And it used to be industrial lubricant, and they figured out a way to make it...

01:51:45.000 Somehow or another turn into food. 0.90

01:51:48.000 It's so fucking sad that we have... 0.95

01:51:50.000 Also, most people, myself included, you just don't have the knowledge. 0.87

01:51:57.000 You have to inquire and really be curious about this.

01:52:01.000 And you've got to dig for a long time. 0.99

01:52:03.000 If you talk to your doctors, a lot of times doctors don't know jack shit. 0.96

01:52:06.000 Most doctors spend a shockingly small amount of time in medical school studying nutrition. 0.98

01:52:12.000 Yeah.

01:52:12.000 Most doctors, they'll tell you, you just need a healthy diet.

01:52:14.000 I'm like, look at you, doc.

01:52:16.000 Look at you, doc. 1.00

01:52:17.000 You know, I had a fucking neighbor that was a 260-pound cardiologist. 1.00

01:52:23.000 Isn't that crazy? 0.99

01:52:24.000 Like, I'm not exaggerating.

01:52:25.000 He's seven feet tall.

01:52:26.000 He wasn't.

01:52:27.000 He's shorter than me.

01:52:28.000 Oh, God.

01:52:29.000 That's so big.

01:52:30.000 You tell people, like, hey, man, your heart's...

01:52:32.000 That's so crazy.

01:52:33.000 It's so crazy.

01:52:34.000 He was wildly overweight.

01:52:35.000 Some people just can't control themselves.

01:52:38.000 They just don't they don't have a history of controlling themselves and so they just don't they just eat I Mean bro, I remember Ralphie Mae We one time we we all left the comedy store and we went to a bar it was Stan Hope me and a couple other comics and Ralphie It was Joey and Ralphie was gonna meet us there.

01:52:56.000 There was this bar that Stan Hope used to like in Hollywood back in the day before Hollywood was a zombie movie and so Ralphie Doesn't show up.

01:53:06.000 We're waiting for him. 0.99

01:53:07.000 Like, where the fuck is Ralphie? 0.99

01:53:08.000 We're waiting for everybody outside. 0.99

01:53:09.000 We're going to all go in together and get a table.

01:53:11.000 Yeah.

01:53:11.000 And we're sitting outside and no Ralphie for a long-ass time.

01:53:15.000 And then all of a sudden, like an hour later, Ralphie shows up.

01:53:18.000 And Ralphie's back seat was just filled with rappers.

01:53:23.000 So this poor guy was so addicted that he couldn't get in his car and drive from the Comedy Store to this bar, which was like two miles away.

01:53:31.000 He had to stop at a Jack in the Box.

01:53:33.000 And tear it up.

01:53:34.000 And this was at a time where he got his stomach stapled, so he couldn't eat any meat.

01:53:38.000 So he wasn't eating meat, so he's eating jalapeno poppers from Jack in the Box.

01:53:43.000 Just stacks of them.

01:53:46.000 Yeah, he was really sick.

01:53:48.000 He was sick.

01:53:48.000 He ate through his stomach stapling twice.

01:53:51.000 I gotta piss real bad. 0.97

01:53:52.000 Oh, let's piss. 1.00

01:53:53.000 Okay, let's piss. 0.99

01:53:53.000 Let's pee. 0.99

01:53:54.000 Let's pee together.

01:53:55.000 And we're back.

01:53:57.000 Great pee. 0.53

01:53:59.000 It's just such a game changer.

01:54:00.000 Yeah.

01:54:01.000 When you have to pee and you can't concentrate, it's so hard to talk.

01:54:04.000 I was just like, your eye starts to flutter.

01:54:07.000 Yeah.

01:54:10.000 Makes me think about those debates.

01:54:12.000 Like, what if someone has to pee in the debate?

01:54:13.000 You gotta dial your water in just right.

01:54:16.000 I have a pre-show pee routine.

01:54:19.000 Do you?

01:54:19.000 Yeah, because I would say my fixation is I kind of have to...

01:54:24.000 During the day, I'm drinking water and a couple of coffees, and it's like if we're on the road...

01:54:34.000 You know, we go work out.

01:54:36.000 I'm going to increase the water intake.

01:54:38.000 Like, start drinking more.

01:54:40.000 And then, you know, you get ready.

01:54:42.000 Head over to the venue.

01:54:44.000 And it's like, okay, I get there.

01:54:46.000 The show's going to be in 45 minutes.

01:54:48.000 It's like, I pee.

01:54:49.000 But then I keep going like, oh, here's a water.

01:54:51.000 Maybe pour a Diet Coke.

01:54:52.000 I'm going to take on stage in a cup.

01:54:54.000 Water.

01:54:55.000 And then it's like, all right, start the show.

01:54:56.000 I introduce, you know, opener.

01:54:59.000 And then I'm like, all right, I'm going to go pee and I'll be...

01:55:02.000 I'll be back.

01:55:02.000 And I do that.

01:55:03.000 And then it's like, hey, he's got five minutes left.

01:55:05.000 And I always go, do I have to pee again?

01:55:07.000 Like, this is like a real...

01:55:09.000 Yeah.

01:55:10.000 It's like you would go to a spa and they're like, you're going to get a massage.

01:55:14.000 And they're like, do you have to pee?

01:55:15.000 And I go, do I? I think so.

01:55:17.000 Yeah.

01:55:18.000 I think there's four drops left.

01:55:19.000 I'd like to get them out.

01:55:20.000 Get them out. 1.00

01:55:21.000 The worst is if you have to shit. 1.00

01:55:22.000 Oh, Jesus. 1.00

01:55:23.000 If you think you're going to go on stage for an hour and you have to take a shit, you're like, oh my God. 1.00

01:55:26.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:55:26.000 How much time does he have left? 0.99

01:55:27.000 He has three minutes left. 0.99

01:55:28.000 I can't shit in three minutes. 1.00

01:55:29.000 I can't shit in three minutes. 1.00

01:55:30.000 I know. 1.00

01:55:31.000 But your body does this thing where it'll shut the shit thing down. 1.00

01:55:34.000 Unless it's like a real fucking emergency. 1.00

01:55:37.000 Right. 0.98

01:55:37.000 Have you ever had that on stage? 0.98

01:55:39.000 Have I ever had that? 1.00

01:55:40.000 I have to fucking... 1.00

01:55:41.000 I puked on the side of the stage. 1.00

01:55:43.000 Really?

01:55:43.000 Yeah, that was...

01:55:44.000 Were you sick?

01:55:45.000 Yeah, and that was horrible.

01:55:47.000 Literally in a can in the wings.

01:55:50.000 Oh my God.

01:55:51.000 Jesus.

01:55:52.000 That was rough.

01:55:52.000 Did you go back on stage?

01:55:53.000 Yep.

01:55:54.000 Did they know you threw up?

01:55:55.000 Nope.

01:55:56.000 Until I told them.

01:55:56.000 Wow.

01:55:58.000 Nope.

01:56:00.000 But the pee one, like, I hate when you go, all right, yeah, I'm just going to go out there. 1.00

01:56:06.000 What am I, a fucking toddler? 1.00

01:56:07.000 Just go fucking do your show. 1.00

01:56:08.000 And I was like, five minutes in, I'm like, I have to pee right now. 1.00

01:56:11.000 You know, you just carry that.

01:56:12.000 Your body will like put it out of your mind.

01:56:14.000 But there's like this discomfort you have the whole time where you're standing there. 0.99

01:56:18.000 I'm like, I'm gonna be out here for a fucking hour. 0.54

01:56:19.000 I did it once where I ran off stage and I, you know, the mothership, the way I gotta go all the way up, I had to go all the way upstairs and just so hard. 0.98

01:56:28.000 And then you ran back?

01:56:29.000 Yeah.

01:56:29.000 No, no, no, I didn't.

01:56:30.000 It was like I finished my set.

01:56:32.000 Oh, when you finished. 0.97

01:56:32.000 But like halfway through my set, I was like, God damn it, I had to pee. 0.97

01:56:35.000 But someone was in the bathroom like right before I went and I was like, fuck. 0.99

01:56:38.000 No, it's, I mean, I've also, I've peed on the side of the stage before, like in a panic. 0.99

01:56:44.000 Jesus.

01:56:45.000 I know.

01:56:45.000 On the ground?

01:56:46.000 No, like in a trash can.

01:56:50.000 And in a cup.

01:56:51.000 I've done that, too.

01:56:52.000 How many times has Ari peed right there? 1.00

01:56:55.000 He pisses in fucking kombucha bottles and everything. 1.00

01:56:58.000 No. 1.00

01:56:59.000 Fucking disgusting, man. 1.00

01:57:00.000 He's gross. 1.00

01:57:01.000 He wants you to know he's peeing in the room. 0.98

01:57:03.000 Yeah. 0.93

01:57:03.000 To show you his nuts. 0.93

01:57:05.000 Come on, man. 0.72

01:57:07.000 I'm surprised I haven't seen him come.

01:57:09.000 I've seen him pee so many times.

01:57:11.000 I know.

01:57:12.000 We're getting close to October.

01:57:13.000 We're going to do something this year?

01:57:15.000 Dude, I'm shooting the whole month here.

01:57:16.000 Oh.

01:57:17.000 But I'll be here.

01:57:17.000 Yeah.

01:57:18.000 Okay.

01:57:18.000 I'll be here.

01:57:19.000 You're going to go sober?

01:57:21.000 Sure.

01:57:21.000 I mean, I'm going to be, like, shooting five days a week, I'm sure.

01:57:25.000 Do you think we can get Bert to go sober for a month again?

01:57:28.000 Because last year he was excited to not do it.

01:57:31.000 I don't want to speak for him, but no.

01:57:35.000 Maybe he could use it though, right?

01:57:38.000 I don't know.

01:57:39.000 Wouldn't be the worst thing in the world for him.

01:57:40.000 No, it's never the worst thing for any of us to take a month off.

01:57:44.000 It's good.

01:57:48.000 I mean, yeah, I always feel like, I mean, it's what kind of challenge is it for each person, you know?

01:57:58.000 Well, it's easy for me.

01:57:59.000 I haven't had a drink since I had a couple glasses.

01:58:04.000 I had a...

01:58:07.000 A margarita and a mule Saturday night. 0.81

01:58:11.000 So that was it.

01:58:11.000 That was the last time I had a drink.

01:58:12.000 Yeah, I had a few drinks Saturday night in Vegas.

01:58:14.000 I was at dinner with the missus.

01:58:17.000 But I haven't had anything to drink since then, which is normal.

01:58:20.000 I can go a week, two weeks.

01:58:21.000 It's not that big a deal.

01:58:25.000 That's what I'm saying. 0.87

01:58:26.000 But for Bert, it's a big-ass deal.

01:58:28.000 Yeah, it tests his will.

01:58:31.000 Will for sure.

01:58:32.000 Will to live.

01:58:33.000 Cleans him up.

01:58:35.000 I think he also kind of gets off on the challenge of it.

01:58:40.000 Because so many people are like, you're going to struggle online.

01:58:45.000 Well, Bert's another one that has that delusional, I can't lose.

01:58:49.000 He is.

01:58:50.000 I remember, what was the one that I was like, what are you doing?

01:58:53.000 When he was like, I can do the splits.

01:58:55.000 I was like, no, you can't.

01:58:56.000 I think I can. 0.99

01:58:58.000 I was like, you're gonna fucking tear your hamstrings. 0.99

01:59:01.000 When he told me he could, I really believed for a second he could. 0.99

01:59:03.000 I was like, really?

01:59:04.000 Wow.

01:59:05.000 Yeah.

01:59:06.000 I know, because it's also one of those things that Burt could...

01:59:09.000 You know what I mean?

01:59:09.000 It wouldn't be out of the realm of possibilities.

01:59:11.000 It's like, oh, you have this secret skill?

01:59:12.000 You can also do this?

01:59:13.000 Right, like when he played tennis.

01:59:15.000 Yeah, yeah. 0.99

01:59:15.000 And he thought he could serve like a fucking pro. 0.99

01:59:17.000 Jesus. 1.00

01:59:18.000 I know.

01:59:18.000 He has all these weird...

01:59:20.000 Like, hidden skills.

01:59:24.000 Yeah.

01:59:24.000 I really believe that he could do the splits.

01:59:26.000 Yeah.

01:59:27.000 But he couldn't even come close.

01:59:29.000 It wasn't even in the neighborhood where you did a split once in your life and you got to get it back.

01:59:35.000 Maybe you did it when you were in high school and you can kind of get back there.

01:59:39.000 Do you still do them all the time?

01:59:42.000 All the time.

01:59:43.000 I stretch out constantly.

01:59:45.000 Especially lately.

01:59:46.000 Because I've been dealing with some real stiff back problems.

01:59:49.000 When I shoot a lot of archery, I get real stiff in my right side of my lower back and my neck.

01:59:54.000 Because my bow is 80 pounds to pull back.

01:59:57.000 So I'm pulling back 80 pounds like 150 times a day.

02:00:00.000 Yeah, so it tightens up.

02:00:02.000 Everything's tight, so it really helps the stretching.

02:00:05.000 Massage helps a lot, but man, stretching helps so much.

02:00:08.000 I started stretching, I have like, it's not that unusual, but kind of chronically tight hamstrings, you know?

02:00:15.000 Yeah. 0.94

02:00:15.000 I'm like, fuck, and the massage definitely helps, but spending a little time every day working on hamstring stretches has definitely helped me. 0.94

02:00:24.000 It's fucking gigantic. 0.99

02:00:26.000 Everyone should stretch. 0.99

02:00:27.000 And especially for anyone that has stiffness in their lower back.

02:00:32.000 A lot of that stuff, you'd be amazed at how stretching your hamstrings alleviates a lot of stress on your lower back.

02:00:39.000 Yeah, it's all tied there.

02:00:41.000 A lot of times that lower back tightness, you just follow the line.

02:00:44.000 It's like your glutes into your hamstrings, and your hamstrings are super tight.

02:00:48.000 They're pulling down, and it'll relieve your lower back pains.

02:00:52.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:00:54.000 Yeah, I do a lot of hamstring exercises, too, though.

02:00:56.000 I do a lot of Nordic curls.

02:00:58.000 I do those. 1.00

02:00:59.000 Those are the shit, man. 0.99

02:01:01.000 Once I started getting into those, you know, the knee or toes guy stuff, Is that like laying flat? 1.00

02:01:06.000 Yeah, you lay flat and you pull yourself up with your hamstrings. 0.98

02:01:09.000 It's fucking hard. 0.98

02:01:10.000 Really? 0.99

02:01:11.000 Yeah, it's hard.

02:01:12.000 I do that for sets of six, like six reps, pulling yourself up.

02:01:16.000 The first time I did it, I couldn't do one.

02:01:18.000 I was like, this is crazy.

02:01:19.000 Really? 1.00

02:01:20.000 Yeah, because I have strong fucking legs. 0.99

02:01:22.000 How can I not do this? 1.00

02:01:23.000 This is nuts.

02:01:24.000 I couldn't believe I couldn't do it.

02:01:26.000 I was shocked.

02:01:27.000 So I really started concentrating on it.

02:01:29.000 Now, I do sets of six, but I think I could probably do nine.

02:01:34.000 If I guessed, I think I could do nine.

02:01:35.000 It's that challenging, though. 0.99

02:01:36.000 It's fucking hard, dude. 0.99

02:01:38.000 It's fucking hard. 0.99

02:01:38.000 I don't think I've ever tried it. 0.99

02:01:39.000 You should try it.

02:01:40.000 Okay.

02:01:40.000 We'll do it out here.

02:01:41.000 I have one right out in the middle of the lobby.

02:01:43.000 Really?

02:01:43.000 Yeah.

02:01:44.000 I have one in the...

02:01:45.000 I have an extra one if you need one.

02:01:46.000 Oh.

02:01:47.000 Okay, cool.

02:01:48.000 Thanks, man.

02:01:48.000 Yeah.

02:01:49.000 I have a bunch of them.

02:01:51.000 There's the Tibbar guy made me a cool one.

02:01:55.000 And there's a few other ones.

02:01:56.000 What's his other guy?

02:01:57.000 Mr. Infinity.

02:01:59.000 He made one that's really good.

02:02:01.000 There's a lot of ones that are adjustable.

02:02:02.000 They do a bunch of different things as well as just do the Nordic curls. 0.94

02:02:07.000 Like some of them you could do reverse hypers on and a bunch of other lower back exercises.

02:02:12.000 But it's a great one for stabilizing your knee.

02:02:15.000 Really good exercise for...

02:02:17.000 Because there's nothing else like it that's like you're pulling your whole...

02:02:20.000 Like that's it right there.

02:02:21.000 That's what it looks like when you're doing it.

02:02:24.000 Yeah, that looks...

02:02:25.000 That's the Soren X one.

02:02:27.000 Challenging. 0.98

02:02:27.000 It's fucking hard, man. 0.98

02:02:28.000 Yeah, it looks like it. 0.98

02:02:29.000 But the one that's really...

02:02:30.000 The reason why I really like the Tibbar guy one and the Mr. Infinity one is that you can change the angle of it.

02:02:37.000 So instead of starting flat, like the Rogue one that we have outside, you start completely flat.

02:02:41.000 And in the beginning, I had to help myself.

02:02:44.000 I had to, like, what I would do is I'd put two fingers down and give myself a little push with the fingers and then complete the reps of my hamstring and then try to lower myself as much as I could and then catch it.

02:02:53.000 Slowly down, yeah.

02:02:53.000 But now I've got to the point where I just go all the way down slow and all the way up no problem.

02:02:57.000 That's cool.

02:02:57.000 And I could do it.

02:02:58.000 But it took a while to build it up and I was kind of surprised.

02:03:01.000 Because I thought it was going to be like one of those things like a pistol squat.

02:03:04.000 Like it looks hard, but I have strong legs.

02:03:06.000 I can do that.

02:03:07.000 You can do that, yeah. 0.99

02:03:07.000 But I was like, this is fucking impossible. 0.99

02:03:10.000 Wow. 0.98

02:03:11.000 Yeah, I'd love to.

02:03:11.000 But you think about that kind of a pull.

02:03:14.000 That's it right there.

02:03:15.000 Who is this one?

02:03:16.000 Tibbar.

02:03:16.000 Tibbar guys.

02:03:17.000 This one's a really good one, man.

02:03:19.000 So you could use it to do back extensions.

02:03:21.000 Oh.

02:03:21.000 You could use it to do reverse hypers.

02:03:24.000 Really top-notch stuff and the angle change is huge because you started off give yourself a little bit of an angle So you're already like halfway through the rep and it's much easier and then lower it a little bit and then and then eventually you get to flat Over time.

02:03:38.000 I'd like to try it.

02:03:39.000 It's especially for rehabbing that bad knee the injured knee mm-hmm It's really good.

02:03:44.000 I do leg curls, too, with those...

02:03:46.000 You ever use those monkey feet things?

02:03:51.000 Yeah, I have a monkey feet. 0.99

02:03:52.000 That thing's fucking great. 0.96

02:03:53.000 And then they have a new one, the Monkey Feet Pro, but they have the plates already built into it, and so you can slide a pin out, you know, like those... 0.98

02:04:01.000 Like dumbbells that do that?

02:04:02.000 Yeah, sure.

02:04:03.000 Yeah, so it's built in and it's flat at the bottom instead of like having a dumbbell that you have to attach to it.

02:04:08.000 That sounds cool.

02:04:09.000 Yeah, that's the new one, the Monkey V Pro. 0.98

02:04:10.000 That's fucking huge. 0.98

02:04:11.000 But all those different things to stabilize all those muscles and to do knee raises and fucking phenomenal stuff, man. 0.98

02:04:19.000 Yeah, that seems awesome.

02:04:20.000 So if we do Sober October, do you think we should have some sort of a challenge this year or should we...

02:04:24.000 I can't.

02:04:25.000 I just won't have any time.

02:04:26.000 Right.

02:04:27.000 I just will be way too busy.

02:04:29.000 Are you going to work out at all?

02:04:30.000 Yeah, so I already talked to like my, I go, look, I mean, I've been preparing for this thing by training six days a week and alternating.

02:04:41.000 Like I had, today was a steady state cardio day, so I did an endurance ride for 60 minutes, a bike ride.

02:04:47.000 And then tomorrow morning I'll get up and lift.

02:04:51.000 So you're organized.

02:04:53.000 I'm organized.

02:04:54.000 I like structure.

02:04:55.000 So I'll follow my plan, but I'm able to do right now hour sessions, hour lifting, hour cardio sessions.

02:05:05.000 Sometimes I can do two a day, if the schedule allows, do two in a day.

02:05:09.000 But I was like, look, I know when we're in production.

02:05:12.000 You won't have the time.

02:05:13.000 No, so my trainer and I have been figuring out...

02:05:17.000 All right, what about like, because I've had days where I go, I don't have an hour, right?

02:05:23.000 But you can still like get something good going in 30 minutes.

02:05:26.000 Sure. 0.99

02:05:27.000 And I'm like, look, all I got to do, I just don't want to get into working on production and just go into zero, because I'll feel like shit too. 0.98

02:05:35.000 Right. 0.94

02:05:35.000 So figuring out like, okay, I think it has to be a.m. 0.94

02:05:40.000 for me.

02:05:40.000 This whole idea that I'm going to shoot all day and then at the end of the day you're prepping for the next day and I'm going to go work out now at like 9.30.

02:05:47.000 It's just not going to happen.

02:05:49.000 So we're going to try to organize workouts that are more condensed that I'll be able to keep doing through production.

02:05:56.000 This is six weeks, six, seven weeks of production.

02:05:59.000 And what is the show?

02:06:01.000 So this is the show that I don't think I've ever...

02:06:05.000 I've shown you, but two years ago, I had a break on my tour, and I had this distorted sense of income because you're on tour.

02:06:17.000 I love features, but trying to pull a feature together is a huge undertaking.

02:06:24.000 But if you want to shoot a short film, It's a lot easier to manage.

02:06:29.000 So I go, you know, I had all these things that I've written, you know, five to ten page short stories.

02:06:35.000 And I hit up my friend Rami and I was like, hey, we'd work together.

02:06:39.000 And so he's the one that directed my music video. 0.99

02:06:42.000 The fucking Steven Seagal one? 0.99

02:06:44.000 Yeah, the Steven Seagal one. 1.00

02:06:45.000 So I go, you know, I got a break on tour.

02:06:47.000 I'm willing to write a check.

02:06:49.000 To make a short film.

02:06:52.000 Can I stop you right there?

02:06:53.000 Yeah.

02:06:54.000 Did Bert ever have a real hard problem with you stabbing him to death?

02:06:57.000 He's like, I don't know, that's just your humor.

02:06:59.000 He's like, people asked me, and he said, I just told them that's Tom's humor, I guess.

02:07:06.000 That's what he finds funny.

02:07:08.000 Because I was like...

02:07:09.000 If my friend did a video where he stabbed me to death, I might be like...

02:07:14.000 How does he really feel about me? 1.00

02:07:16.000 Like, what the fuck is going on? 1.00

02:07:17.000 He just stabbed me to death on a video. 0.99

02:07:20.000 But he is right in that I do, I mean, if you see the series, you'll see that, like, oh, this is a warm feeling to you.

02:07:29.000 Like, I just, you know, I just, yeah, yeah, there it is. 0.93

02:07:35.000 This is so ridiculous. 0.87

02:07:36.000 And he's so big in that video. 0.98

02:07:39.000 With the face swap.

02:07:40.000 Yeah, it was a great deep fake at that time, too.

02:07:43.000 It's gotten so much better now.

02:07:44.000 But anyway, I tell my friend, I go, I want to shoot a short film, you know, like during this break.

02:07:49.000 And like, I'll pay for it.

02:07:51.000 And I just want to shoot and put it out kind of like the music video.

02:07:55.000 And he was, like, looking at...

02:07:57.000 I was sending him scripts.

02:07:58.000 He's like, I think we could actually, if you can take this, like, 11 days, I think we could shoot three.

02:08:05.000 I'm like, really? 0.76

02:08:06.000 Like, that's going to be fucking crazy to shoot 11 days in a row on break when I should be, like, taking time down. 0.80

02:08:14.000 But I go, okay. 0.98

02:08:15.000 So we sign up to shoot three.

02:08:17.000 And again, the whole thing is, like...

02:08:20.000 We'll just make these because I enjoy making them.

02:08:23.000 You know what I mean?

02:08:24.000 So we shoot them, and then when we have them, we're like, well, this kind of is like a show now.

02:08:32.000 It's like an old Twilight Zone, where it's just like, here's a short story.

02:08:37.000 So then we went back to a white cycle, like a soundstage.

02:08:40.000 And I shot an introduction to the, like I'm the host of a show.

02:08:44.000 And then the idea was, you remember I built like, during the pandemic, this pay-per-view kind of website, you know, where people could buy tickets to like live podcasts.

02:08:54.000 I was like, oh, I know what I'll do.

02:08:56.000 We'll cut this together, and then this will be the first ticketed pay-per-view event that is a scripted, written show, as opposed to a live podcast, which I was really excited by.

02:09:09.000 I was like, look, I don't even care.

02:09:10.000 I don't need to make money.

02:09:11.000 Even if this helps me recoup a portion of what I spent to make this, I feel like that would be a win.

02:09:19.000 It's just exciting to try something new like that.

02:09:21.000 Right.

02:09:23.000 So it's all cut together.

02:09:24.000 It's super high production quality.

02:09:27.000 And I show it to agents, and they were like, you've got to show this to some of the streamers.

02:09:36.000 I told them my plan.

02:09:37.000 I was like, yeah, my plan was just to do this.

02:09:39.000 And they go, I think you can get a series out of this.

02:09:41.000 And we showed it to Netflix, and they were like, yeah, we'll do a series.

02:09:46.000 You can do six of these.

02:09:47.000 So now we spent time obviously in the writer's room writing six episodes worth of these.

02:09:54.000 And each one, each episode will have like a theme and then short stories that are dark, like twisted, fucked up stories with a comedic theme. 0.55

02:10:15.000 I like I say like the best way to describe it is it's kind of a comedic black mirror.

02:10:21.000 Short stories that are twisted that have a comedic tone.

02:10:26.000 So do you have the whole, first of all, you really like to be busy.

02:10:31.000 More than anybody I know.

02:10:33.000 I do feel, I think, better having a lot going on, yeah.

02:10:37.000 But you like to be overwhelmed.

02:10:39.000 I think there's a line.

02:10:41.000 I've discovered in my life that there's a line.

02:10:46.000 And you figure out the line by living.

02:10:49.000 Well, I'm Coming Everywhere was the line.

02:10:51.000 That was too much.

02:10:53.000 Right.

02:10:53.000 Because that was...

02:10:54.000 That was your tour.

02:10:55.000 That was the last tour.

02:10:57.000 And that was...

02:10:57.000 We leave Monday and we do shows Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

02:11:01.000 And that was week after week.

02:11:04.000 And that was a lot.

02:11:05.000 That was too much.

02:11:05.000 This tour that I've been on this year is like...

02:11:08.000 This weekend I'm in Eugene, Vancouver, and Denver.

02:11:12.000 That's it.

02:11:13.000 Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

02:11:14.000 I'm home that night.

02:11:16.000 Right.

02:11:17.000 The next week, Cleveland, Buffalo, Toronto.

02:11:19.000 It's like three shows, three nights.

02:11:22.000 That's a much more manageable way to live.

02:11:25.000 But I had to figure it out.

02:11:28.000 Production, too.

02:11:29.000 Production, there's no way to deal, to work in production where I'm writing, producing, I'm directing some of them.

02:11:36.000 There's no way to do that without being busy.

02:11:38.000 But it's also a condensed amount of time.

02:11:40.000 That's what I like about productions is that you...

02:11:42.000 You only have a few weeks.

02:11:43.000 You see your end date.

02:11:44.000 We're done here.

02:11:45.000 So we just have to make it happen.

02:11:47.000 So, I mean, it'll be a very busy six weeks for me, but it also will be over.

02:11:51.000 And when are you planning?

02:11:52.000 When is that going to get out on Netflix?

02:11:54.000 My thought is that it would probably be in the spring, I think.

02:11:58.000 I think.

02:11:59.000 So I'm sure that conversation will continue.

02:12:01.000 That's exciting.

02:12:02.000 But I'm so fucking stoked for it, dude.

02:12:04.000 Like, we got a great group together to write it. 0.80

02:12:08.000 I get to work with Rami.

02:12:10.000 I'm working with Jeremy Connor.

02:12:12.000 Just a great crew.

02:12:14.000 We're casting here in the next couple weeks.

02:12:18.000 One of the things I'm honestly super proud of is that I got them to let me do the show in Austin.

02:12:23.000 We're going to have Austin production, Austin crew.

02:12:26.000 We're casting Austin actors.

02:12:28.000 It's like a real Austin production.

02:12:31.000 That, to me, was very fun.

02:12:32.000 I was like, I don't want to go...

02:12:34.000 Move to Atlanta to do this.

02:12:35.000 I want to do it home.

02:12:37.000 There's got to be plenty of actors here. 0.92

02:12:38.000 Oh, for sure there's actors here.

02:12:40.000 And we are doing Austin locations.

02:12:43.000 We're shooting all over the city. 0.99

02:12:44.000 But I think that's fucking cool. 0.99

02:12:46.000 That's pretty dope, dude. 0.98

02:12:47.000 That's exciting.

02:12:48.000 It's a wild show. 1.00

02:12:50.000 When you see this stuff, you're going to be like, you're fucked up, man. 1.00

02:12:52.000 I can't wait. 1.00

02:12:53.000 I'm excited.

02:12:55.000 So when do you start?

02:12:56.000 Our first shoot day is October 7, I think.

02:13:01.000 Wow.

02:13:02.000 Six weeks of chaos.

02:13:04.000 Six weeks of chaos and then...

02:13:06.000 There's something about having a goal, too, like a thing that you're working towards.

02:13:10.000 It just changes your mindset.

02:13:12.000 Yeah.

02:13:13.000 I think this has helped with even, like I was telling, the focus of nutrition and health.

02:13:19.000 The discipline of that bleeds into the discipline of the writing and getting these meetings done.

02:13:25.000 It all comes together.

02:13:27.000 Yeah.

02:13:28.000 When I was getting ready to do my live special, knowing that there was a date that this had to be done, and then it was only on one night.

02:13:35.000 So it was like this super hyper-focus of getting ready for something like that.

02:13:40.000 And when I did it, after it was over, I was like...

02:13:43.000 I want to do that again.

02:13:44.000 Really?

02:13:44.000 Yeah.

02:13:45.000 At first I was like, I'm going to do this one time, and I'm never going to fucking do this again, because this is a ridiculous idea to be able to do something live to millions of people on Netflix. 0.75

02:13:56.000 Well, you enjoyed the experience. 0.78

02:13:57.000 I liked it.

02:13:58.000 But you liked the heightened pressure?

02:14:00.000 I liked it.

02:14:00.000 Yeah.

02:14:01.000 I like it.

02:14:02.000 I like it a lot.

02:14:04.000 Yeah.

02:14:04.000 I like it too much.

02:14:05.000 Well, that's kind of how I am about being busy with things.

02:14:08.000 Have you ever thought about doing a live special?

02:14:10.000 Never.

02:14:10.000 Never thought about it.

02:14:11.000 You should do it.

02:14:12.000 You think so?

02:14:12.000 Yep.

02:14:13.000 I think everybody should do it.

02:14:14.000 Yeah.

02:14:15.000 Everybody's good.

02:14:16.000 You do good shows.

02:14:18.000 You do great sets for, you know, headlining sets.

02:14:21.000 Just get it dialed in to where you know.

02:14:24.000 How that moves. 0.99

02:14:25.000 And let's fucking go. 1.00

02:14:26.000 And just bust that motherfucker out for the whole world. 1.00

02:14:29.000 And you don't have to do editing. 1.00

02:14:30.000 That, I'll tell you, I fucking hate. 0.99

02:14:33.000 It's the worst. 0.99

02:14:34.000 You know the last one they called me and they go, so we're going to have to change your release date because you won't watch this. 1.00

02:14:39.000 I was like, oh yeah, fuck man. 0.99

02:14:40.000 I always have that problem. 1.00

02:14:41.000 I don't want to watch me.

02:14:42.000 I know either.

02:14:43.000 I don't want to. 0.99

02:14:43.000 I fucking hated it. 0.99

02:14:45.000 It's gross. 0.99

02:14:46.000 Then I told them I wanted the show that they were like, no, not that.

02:14:49.000 I go, yeah, no, I want this show.

02:14:50.000 And they were like, what about the other show?

02:14:51.000 I go, I don't want that show. 0.99

02:14:53.000 And then everyone was like, I go, you asked me to fucking watch it. 0.99

02:14:55.000 I watched it. 0.99

02:14:56.000 Well, that's got to be...

02:14:57.000 You can't have anybody giving you advice.

02:15:00.000 No.

02:15:00.000 I don't agree.

02:15:01.000 I think if a comic is going to put out a special, it should be that comic special, and what that comic thinks should be on that special, and that's it.

02:15:08.000 I don't want no...

02:15:09.000 I remember Robbie and Bill Burr were arguing in the parking lot of the comedy store, and Robbie was drunk. 0.96

02:15:16.000 And Bill Burr was like, hey, I'm not gonna fucking argue with you about what my fucking act is while you're drunk at the comedy store. 0.94

02:15:22.000 And it was this, like, incredible moment. 0.98

02:15:25.000 I'm like, yeah, that's how it's supposed to be. 0.99

02:15:27.000 You're not supposed to have someone tell you what the fuck you're gonna put in your act. 0.99

02:15:30.000 Sure. 0.99

02:15:31.000 Like, do you know how to do comedy?

02:15:32.000 No, you don't do comedy, right? 1.00

02:15:33.000 Shut the fuck up! 1.00

02:15:35.000 You shut the fuck up! 1.00

02:15:36.000 This is crazy! 1.00

02:15:37.000 This is a crazy conversation!

02:15:39.000 Yeah, it's, I mean...

02:15:41.000 But everybody wants to get in there.

02:15:43.000 I know.

02:15:43.000 That's the problem with, like, if you were doing your show, that's the problem with doing anything.

02:15:48.000 Like, imagine if you did your mom's house and you had a bunch of people you were working for.

02:15:51.000 That's a great analogy.

02:15:52.000 I mean, yeah.

02:15:53.000 Especially your mom's house live. 1.00

02:15:54.000 Oh, my God.

02:15:55.000 Well, yeah.

02:15:55.000 That wouldn't work.

02:15:57.000 I was at Fear Factor for six years, and I fucking gagged so hard watching that show. 0.91

02:16:01.000 I had to turn away three or four times. 0.95

02:16:03.000 I've dry heaved a lot doing that.

02:16:05.000 It's so gross.

02:16:08.000 No one would let you do it, but yet it's hugely successful.

02:16:11.000 It's totally true.

02:16:12.000 I mean, notes-wise, I'll say this.

02:16:14.000 I experienced this with the book.

02:16:17.000 I wrote a book a year ago or whatever. 0.98

02:16:20.000 The first time you get notes on anything, a script or anything, you're like, what the fuck is this? 0.97

02:16:25.000 Right. 0.74

02:16:25.000 And then when you do encounter notes of value, because there are notes that you go like, that was a good note. 0.74

02:16:33.000 You have to be able to balance.

02:16:35.000 Because what ends up happening, the way to really, I think, handle it is you listen to all of them, but you also have to be able to go, I hear what you're saying on this, and I totally disagree.

02:16:47.000 It's hard to do when you're starting out.

02:16:50.000 Right.

02:16:50.000 It's impossible.

02:16:51.000 You just can't.

02:16:52.000 But once you kind of know yourself and what you're trying to do, you get to go like, oh yeah, that's a good...

02:16:57.000 I know what you're going for there.

02:16:59.000 I don't want to do that.

02:17:00.000 Right.

02:17:00.000 And so I'm not.

02:17:01.000 Yeah.

02:17:02.000 But your other note was great.

02:17:04.000 But could you imagine if you decided that doing your mom's house was too difficult so you're going to bring in some Hollywood executives to help you?

02:17:11.000 Oh my God.

02:17:12.000 Some actual Hollywood producers that do like Keeping Up with the Kardashians or something.

02:17:16.000 They're gonna help you produce your mom's house. 0.99

02:17:19.000 I mean, I had the fucking... 0.99

02:17:21.000 That's so far-fetched. 1.00

02:17:23.000 It would be such a fucking shit show. 1.00

02:17:25.000 It would be terrible. 1.00

02:17:26.000 It would be terrible.

02:17:27.000 But isn't it interesting that it's so popular?

02:17:29.000 Yeah.

02:17:30.000 But people, once it becomes popular, then they would want to get in on it.

02:17:34.000 And here's how we can make it better.

02:17:36.000 Better.

02:17:36.000 Yeah.

02:17:37.000 Tighten it up.

02:17:38.000 Yeah.

02:17:38.000 Figure out a way to make it...

02:17:39.000 Can you imagine somebody telling you how to run this thing?

02:17:42.000 It'd be impossible.

02:17:43.000 Yeah.

02:17:44.000 I can't even take...

02:17:45.000 I don't even...

02:17:46.000 When someone asks me to put someone on, even if I would want to put that person on, now I don't want to put them on.

02:17:52.000 Just because they asked you?

02:17:53.000 Yeah, I don't...

02:17:54.000 I don't want to get into that.

02:17:57.000 I only want to have people on the show that I want to have on the show, and that's it.

02:18:01.000 That's the only way I've ever done it.

02:18:03.000 It's the only way I want to do it.

02:18:04.000 Somebody asked me just like a week ago.

02:18:07.000 A guy stopped me and he was like, I have a question about podcasting.

02:18:11.000 I go, what?

02:18:12.000 He goes, how do you, what's the, like, criteria for asking someone to be a guest?

02:18:19.000 And I go, what do you mean?

02:18:20.000 He goes, like, what do you check off?

02:18:22.000 And I go, somebody I want to talk to.

02:18:24.000 Yeah.

02:18:24.000 Like, that's the, he goes, that it?

02:18:26.000 I go, that's it.

02:18:26.000 That's it.

02:18:27.000 That's what I want to do.

02:18:28.000 That's the beautiful thing about what we're doing, the beautiful thing about today. 0.59

02:18:31.000 There's never been a time like that, where something can reach fucking millions and millions of people. 0.76

02:18:35.000 And it's just, I want to talk to that guy. 0.69

02:18:38.000 Yeah.

02:18:38.000 Like, this guy doesn't think the moon landing's real.

02:18:40.000 Come on in.

02:18:40.000 Come in here.

02:18:41.000 Let's talk. 1.00

02:18:42.000 You had that fucking hummus cannon guy on. 1.00

02:18:45.000 That nutty dude. 1.00

02:18:46.000 That dude.

02:18:47.000 And the funny thing is, we were exchanging videos of him before that.

02:18:50.000 Remember we were like, look at this guy.

02:18:52.000 Is that guy for real?

02:18:53.000 Like, what do you think is going on?

02:18:54.000 He is for real.

02:18:54.000 So that's really who he is?

02:18:56.000 That's who he is.

02:18:56.000 You sure there's not like a little bit of...

02:18:58.000 He understands...

02:19:00.000 He gets Will Blunderfeld.

02:19:03.000 He gets that there's...

02:19:06.000 An angle with which people are seeing this through, and he understands the humor in it, but it's based in, for him, an authentic point of view, for sure.

02:19:16.000 So he's trying to get straight guys to do gay stuff? 0.98

02:19:18.000 He would say it's fucking gayer to not do that stuff. 0.99

02:19:23.000 This is Spartan mentality. 0.99

02:19:24.000 The straightest thing you can do is fill another guy up with cum. 0.98

02:19:27.000 It's like one of his quotes. 0.97

02:19:30.000 What's funny about that is that that used to be how warriors live.

02:19:35.000 That's what he talks about all the time.

02:19:36.000 And he's pretty well versed in Spartan history, samurai.

02:19:41.000 And he'll know these...

02:19:41.000 He's like, here's the literature.

02:19:43.000 He'll show you.

02:19:44.000 I think, look, the real...

02:19:46.000 If you want to...

02:19:47.000 Break down what he's doing.

02:19:48.000 I think a big part of what he's doing is trying to... 1.00

02:19:52.000 Trick guys into fucking them. 1.00

02:19:53.000 That's one of them. 1.00

02:19:54.000 The other one is shedding this masculinity is only this.

02:20:00.000 That's like the origin of it, right?

02:20:02.000 Right.

02:20:03.000 That, you know, you don't have to be this way in order to be...

02:20:06.000 Or, like, guys are...

02:20:08.000 Whatever. 0.96

02:20:08.000 So many guys are super homophobic. 0.96

02:20:11.000 It's like the... 0.85

02:20:12.000 That's like the footsteps of all this starting.

02:20:15.000 And then I think, you know, I think he's very aware of humor.

02:20:19.000 He has to be.

02:20:20.000 He totally is. 1.00

02:20:21.000 He calls his dick a hummus cannon. 1.00

02:20:22.000 Oh, it's great. 1.00

02:20:23.000 I mean, yeah.

02:20:23.000 And, yeah, your wonderful starfish receptacle or something.

02:20:27.000 Yeah, whatever he says.

02:20:28.000 Yeah.

02:20:29.000 Your dirt hole, whatever it calls it.

02:20:31.000 It's all types of words. 1.00

02:20:33.000 You gotta lick each other's nipples if you're a real man. 0.99

02:20:35.000 But yeah, he knows what he's doing. 0.99

02:20:38.000 I think he knows what he's doing. 1.00

02:20:38.000 How many guys are sucking his dick because of those videos? 1.00

02:20:41.000 A couple have probably been like, am I straight now? 1.00

02:20:44.000 I did what you said.

02:20:46.000 I don't know, man.

02:20:48.000 But that's the thing.

02:20:48.000 If someone gets enough followers, there's gonna be, out of every 1,000 people, there's a guy that you can talk into being in a cult.

02:20:55.000 My favorite is this guy right now, Fancy Chef, where he's like...

02:21:00.000 I don't know.

02:21:01.000 I haven't seen you Fancy Chef videos.

02:21:03.000 No.

02:21:03.000 He's just like in his kitchen, and he's in a chef's outfit with the hat, and then he'll put like strawberries in a glass.

02:21:12.000 He's like, beautiful and nice. 0.99

02:21:13.000 Look at this shit I just made. 1.00

02:21:15.000 You just put strawberries in a glass! 1.00

02:21:16.000 But he keeps...

02:21:17.000 He's like, book me.

02:21:18.000 Call me right now.

02:21:19.000 Millionaires and billionaires only.

02:21:20.000 And he does this whole pitch about...

02:21:23.000 How he's like a world-class chef.

02:21:25.000 And you just keep watching.

02:21:26.000 You're like, am I getting trolled?

02:21:27.000 Or is this...

02:21:28.000 What's going on here?

02:21:29.000 Is this a delusional person? 0.96

02:21:30.000 Or is this a subtle troll? 0.97

02:21:32.000 That's exactly what you do. 0.85

02:21:33.000 And then the more you watch, you're like, oh no, he's delusional for sure. 0.93

02:21:37.000 But meanwhile, being delusional can get you pretty fucking far. 0.95

02:21:40.000 It can. 0.98

02:21:41.000 And like...

02:21:42.000 So he's cooking food.

02:21:43.000 What's the food on the left, right there?

02:21:45.000 What is that?

02:21:46.000 What has he got going on there?

02:21:47.000 I can't hear it.

02:21:48.000 Looks like chicken.

02:21:50.000 Beautiful and nice. 0.99

02:21:53.000 Well, he just laid fucking time on top of it. 0.99

02:21:59.000 I don't know if that's going to do anything. 0.98

02:22:04.000 That's going to say a lot to you.

02:22:08.000 And he goes between this...

02:22:10.000 There's a lot of wine glasses.

02:22:12.000 Like, he's always putting something in a glass.

02:22:15.000 And then...

02:22:17.000 Look at the top comment.

02:22:19.000 Day 238 of not knowing whether this channel is satire.

02:22:23.000 Like...

02:22:24.000 It's like...

02:22:25.000 Jamie, I'm going to send you a guy that I'm addicted to.

02:22:27.000 I'm addicted to this dude.

02:22:29.000 It's a BS dining experience.

02:22:32.000 Uh-huh.

02:22:32.000 And all this dude does is deep-fry food.

02:22:35.000 That's it?

02:22:36.000 But it just does it with enthusiasm, outdoors.

02:22:40.000 Give me some volume.

02:22:41.000 Go down and get the chicken.

02:22:42.000 Not the snake.

02:22:43.000 The snake's disgusting.

02:22:44.000 Go down and get some of that chicken.

02:22:45.000 Listen to this.

02:22:49.000 Yeah, he baptizes it in the grease.

02:22:52.000 Everything gets baptized.

02:22:53.000 That's a lot of chicken, bro.

02:22:54.000 Oh yeah, he's cooking for like parties.

02:22:55.000 Watch this.

02:22:59.000 Watch this.

02:23:00.000 Watch this.

02:23:02.000 Watch this.

02:23:04.000 Imagine how good that is, dude.

02:23:06.000 Oh my god, I get so hungry.

02:23:07.000 And watch when he puts it out.

02:23:09.000 Watch when he pulls it out.

02:23:12.000 Oh my god.

02:23:19.000 Come on.

02:23:20.000 Come on.

02:23:20.000 Look at that.

02:23:21.000 Look at that.

02:23:26.000 I'll see y'all in batch number two.

02:23:28.000 And he does this with everything.

02:23:30.000 He does it with fish.

02:23:31.000 Go back to his page.

02:23:34.000 To his actual page so you can see all the different...

02:23:36.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:23:37.000 So he's got all kinds of shit. 1.00

02:23:38.000 Look, he's doing crabs and fish. 1.00

02:23:41.000 Look at this.

02:23:43.000 It's all deep fried.

02:23:44.000 Terrible for you.

02:23:45.000 Looks amazing.

02:23:47.000 He's got waffles and everything.

02:23:48.000 If you were like, what's the decadent thing you kind of want to indulge in where I'm like, When it's done well, I don't know that anything makes me happier than fried chicken.

02:23:59.000 Fried chicken at Roscoe's with waffles, with butter and syrup, and you get a little piece of the chicken, a little piece of the waffle.

02:24:06.000 Sensational.

02:24:08.000 Fried chicken where the crisp is done perfectly and the chicken isn't dry?

02:24:14.000 It's juicy.

02:24:16.000 That's why that guy's stuff looks so good.

02:24:18.000 Oh my god.

02:24:20.000 Like a juicy fried chicken.

02:24:22.000 I don't know if there's anything more satisfying.

02:24:24.000 I got Colonel Sanders the other day.

02:24:26.000 Not another day, about seven months ago.

02:24:28.000 I was just driving and I was hungry.

02:24:31.000 Chicken's probably pretty safe.

02:24:32.000 Let me pull and get some fried chicken.

02:24:34.000 It just tasted like poison.

02:24:36.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:24:37.000 I was like, what's in this?

02:24:38.000 What kind of oil are you guys using?

02:24:40.000 When was the last time you cleaned the oil?

02:24:41.000 At KFC? A random KFC in the middle of nowhere.

02:24:46.000 So I've had some KFC that's really good.

02:24:48.000 There used to be a KFC in Woodland Hills.

02:24:50.000 Every now and then I wanted to cheat.

02:24:51.000 I'd go in there and get some. 1.00

02:24:53.000 Fuck a bucket of chicken. 1.00

02:24:54.000 Let's go. 1.00

02:24:54.000 Fried chicken is good. 1.00

02:24:55.000 So good.

02:24:56.000 So good with hot sauce on it.

02:24:57.000 Oh, baby.

02:24:59.000 But this one was terrible.

02:25:00.000 You have an unnatural tolerance for hot sauce, don't you?

02:25:03.000 Yes.

02:25:04.000 Is this genetic?

02:25:05.000 I think it is, because my daughter has it.

02:25:07.000 I have one daughter that- You haven't trained up to it?

02:25:09.000 Or you have, kind of?

02:25:11.000 I think I've trained up to it too.

02:25:12.000 But one daughter is like...

02:25:14.000 One daughter just can take anything. 1.00

02:25:15.000 And she's fine.

02:25:16.000 Yeah, she loves it.

02:25:17.000 She's like really hot stuff. 0.98

02:25:19.000 Like I brought her some of that Senor Lechuga.

02:25:21.000 I have a partnership with Senor Lechuga.

02:25:24.000 We make some crazy hot sauce.

02:25:25.000 There's like Reapers in it.

02:25:27.000 It's potent.

02:25:28.000 She's just no problem.

02:25:29.000 So that is kind of...

02:25:30.000 It has to be genetic.

02:25:32.000 Yeah, because I've been with you and I've been like, what are you talking about?

02:25:34.000 And you're like, that's fine.

02:25:35.000 I'm like, that's not fine.

02:25:37.000 No one else is fine. 0.98

02:25:38.000 Yeah, I'd fuck up that hot wing show. 1.00

02:25:40.000 I can get down. 0.99

02:25:41.000 I think you would.

02:25:42.000 I can get down.

02:25:42.000 He's the best.

02:25:43.000 I love Sean Evans.

02:25:45.000 He's great.

02:25:45.000 I just don't want to answer questions while I'm eating hot sauce.

02:25:47.000 It just doesn't make any sense. 0.99

02:25:48.000 But I can get down with some ferocious shit. 0.99

02:25:51.000 Yeah, I've seen it. 1.00

02:25:52.000 I'm like, this can't just be natural.

02:25:57.000 It's natural, but I'm saying that's not everybody.

02:25:59.000 No, I think there's some genetic and then there's some build-up to it.

02:26:03.000 But I like it.

02:26:04.000 I like kick, but I don't like that.

02:26:09.000 I like woof.

02:26:10.000 Really?

02:26:10.000 I like woof.

02:26:11.000 And you don't feel like it...

02:26:12.000 I start sweating.

02:26:13.000 My daughter makes fun of me because I'm literally pouring down my face. 1.00

02:26:17.000 She's like, what the fuck is wrong with your head? 1.00

02:26:19.000 I start sweating. 1.00

02:26:20.000 But I start sweating way lower.

02:26:21.000 My clothes are wet.

02:26:23.000 Like, everything.

02:26:24.000 I love it on eggs.

02:26:25.000 Oh, yeah!

02:26:26.000 Yeah, I put Senor Lechuga on my eggs this morning.

02:26:28.000 I had eggs with elk sausage for breakfast.

02:26:33.000 Ooh, babe, you want some elk sausage?

02:26:34.000 I got some.

02:26:34.000 Yes!

02:26:35.000 Ooh, I'll hook you up.

02:26:36.000 Really?

02:26:36.000 Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna leave here.

02:26:37.000 I'll give you a bunch.

02:26:38.000 Okay.

02:26:38.000 I got a commercial freezer back there, Phil.

02:26:40.000 Okay.

02:26:40.000 I'll definitely take some.

02:26:41.000 Yeah.

02:26:41.000 Oh, elk sausage is so good, man.

02:26:43.000 And it's just, like, frozen?

02:26:45.000 Mm-hmm.

02:26:45.000 Is it...

02:26:45.000 Yep, frozen.

02:26:46.000 And I got this jalapeno cheddar.

02:26:49.000 What's the best way to prepare that elk sausage?

02:26:50.000 I like it on a skillet.

02:26:52.000 Okay.

02:26:52.000 I like it.

02:26:52.000 I do it on a Traeger, too.

02:26:55.000 I do it on the pellet grill.

02:26:56.000 That's good, too.

02:26:57.000 You can get it to a certain temperature.

02:26:58.000 I like that, too.

02:26:59.000 I do it real slow.

02:27:00.000 I do it like 225 degrees and get it up to like 134 internal and then pull it.

02:27:06.000 But as long as you don't overcook it, because they do add like a little bit of pork fat when they make it for me, because I get it prepared at like a butcher shop.

02:27:16.000 Mm-hmm.

02:27:16.000 But you're dealing with a much leaner meat.

02:27:20.000 So you can dry it out.

02:27:21.000 Yeah, you can dry it out.

02:27:23.000 There's a fine line.

02:27:24.000 You want it right where medium rare is.

02:27:26.000 That's what I do.

02:27:27.000 I love using my pellet grill.

02:27:29.000 Pellet grills are great.

02:27:30.000 That's great.

02:27:31.000 Yeah, and they're so easy.

02:27:32.000 I got the newest Traeger.

02:27:34.000 I had the old one, but the newest one is so much better.

02:27:37.000 It's incredible.

02:27:38.000 Really?

02:27:38.000 Yeah, it just makes everything smokier.

02:27:40.000 The effect is better.

02:27:42.000 The flavor is better.

02:27:44.000 It's easier to use.

02:27:45.000 It's got two different probes for temperature.

02:27:48.000 It alerts you on your app.

02:27:50.000 You can lower and raise the temperature on the app.

02:27:53.000 I know.

02:27:54.000 I went out.

02:27:55.000 You know what I mean?

02:27:55.000 I left the house with the boys.

02:27:57.000 Just check the app.

02:27:58.000 Yeah, you see the temperature of the food.

02:28:00.000 You can see the temperature of the grill.

02:28:02.000 And you can say, you know what?

02:28:03.000 It's getting a little close. 0.99

02:28:04.000 Let me drop that bitch down to 180. Yeah. 1.00

02:28:06.000 And bang. 0.91

02:28:07.000 It's incredible.

02:28:07.000 Yeah.

02:28:08.000 Incredible technology.

02:28:09.000 Well, it's just so easy to use.

02:28:10.000 I still like an offset smoker, too, though.

02:28:12.000 I have a real offset smoker that I got.

02:28:15.000 That is better.

02:28:16.000 The thing about the real offset smoker, it's much more of a pain in the ass, but there's certain sugars that you get from the wood, the wood itself, like a real piece of mesquite, a real piece of post oak, and you set a little fire underneath there with little sticks and you get it built up,

02:28:33.000 and then you dial it in with the dampers.

02:28:35.000 It's like a thing.

02:28:36.000 It's like a lot of work.

02:28:37.000 Yeah.

02:28:38.000 But the flavor is even more intense.

02:28:41.000 You know, I get so seduced by these videos of people doing things, and I found this, I forget what company it is, makes this Argentine grill.

02:28:49.000 I got one of those, too.

02:28:50.000 Grillworks.

02:28:51.000 Where you wheel it over the fire.

02:28:53.000 You need one of those.

02:28:54.000 I want one of those.

02:28:55.000 Grillworks.

02:28:56.000 Yeah, I want one.

02:28:56.000 Go to Grillworks.

02:28:57.000 I want one of those.

02:28:58.000 This dude, Grillworks Ben, he hooked me up and I had one installed at my house.

02:29:03.000 But it's the same thing.

02:29:04.000 Cranking up.

02:29:05.000 That is great for steaks.

02:29:07.000 Yeah, just like watching that video.

02:29:09.000 Oh, yeah.

02:29:10.000 Because it's the same thing.

02:29:11.000 You're just using hardwood.

02:29:12.000 So you just got hardwood cooking.

02:29:13.000 You get those flames rising up.

02:29:15.000 Look at that.

02:29:17.000 Look at that.

02:29:17.000 There's a place...

02:29:18.000 Oh, this is the thing that I'm looking up.

02:29:20.000 Yeah, exactly.

02:29:20.000 Well, that's the place in Vegas.

02:29:23.000 This is it.

02:29:23.000 Bizarre Meats, Jose Andres' place.

02:29:25.000 That's what they use.

02:29:26.000 I want one of these.

02:29:27.000 I'll get you.

02:29:28.000 I'll hook you up.

02:29:28.000 Really?

02:29:29.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:29:29.000 Yeah, I'll have that guy make you one.

02:29:32.000 Fuck yes, dude. 1.00

02:29:33.000 You'll love it. 1.00

02:29:33.000 They're the shit. 1.00

02:29:34.000 For a steak, that's nothing better. 1.00

02:29:36.000 It's incredible.

02:29:37.000 And they have a bunch of different ones.

02:29:38.000 They can either do a custom build or they can just have one like that that's already made.

02:29:42.000 They're rolled into your backyard.

02:29:44.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:29:44.000 Fucking incredible. 0.99

02:29:45.000 That's so cool. 0.98

02:29:45.000 And if you dial it in right, if you use meat probes and you slowly cook it and then sear it at the end... 0.98

02:29:52.000 Nothing better.

02:29:53.000 It has that flavor.

02:29:54.000 Like that place, Bizarre Meats in Vegas.

02:29:57.000 Shout out to Jose, man.

02:29:58.000 Shout out to Jose. 1.00

02:29:59.000 Jose Andres is the shit. 1.00

02:30:01.000 Bro, how crazy was what happened to him in Israel? 1.00

02:30:04.000 With his World Central Kitchen folks?

02:30:07.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:30:09.000 It looks like they targeted them.

02:30:10.000 It's horrible, man.

02:30:12.000 Didn't they kill like six people?

02:30:13.000 A bunch of people died.

02:30:15.000 Yeah, who were just trying to feed refugees. 1.00

02:30:17.000 It fucking sucks. 1.00

02:30:18.000 How crazy is that? 1.00

02:30:19.000 It sucks. 0.98

02:30:20.000 And those guys are just, they go, people don't know, World Central Kitchen just goes anywhere there's a disaster. 0.99

02:30:27.000 Yeah.

02:30:28.000 Hurricane, tornadoes, earthquakes, war zones.

02:30:32.000 The invasion of Ukraine, they were setting up outside the border.

02:30:34.000 They're just like, people need to eat.

02:30:35.000 They're not politically siding with anyone.

02:30:39.000 They're just feeding people. 0.57

02:30:40.000 They're not even publicizing it.

02:30:42.000 He's just doing it, and then people write stories about the fact that he's doing it.

02:30:44.000 It's incredible.

02:30:45.000 He's genuine.

02:30:47.000 There's genuine people that are really filled with real philanthropy, like really want to help people, and that's that guy.

02:30:55.000 And his food is insane.

02:30:57.000 Oh my god.

02:30:58.000 That bizarre meat since Vegas is so underrated.

02:31:01.000 He has one in D.C. It starts with a J, I forget.

02:31:05.000 It's so fucking good. 0.98

02:31:07.000 All Spanish. 0.98

02:31:08.000 I think he's got one in Chicago, too.

02:31:11.000 Yeah, he's got a bunch.

02:31:13.000 He doesn't miss.

02:31:15.000 That dude's food is amazing.

02:31:16.000 He's the best. 1.00

02:31:17.000 Tommy Bunz, you're the fucking man. 1.00

02:31:18.000 Thanks, brother. 1.00

02:31:19.000 Thanks for doing this, brother.

02:31:19.000 Yeah, of course.

02:31:20.000 Thanks for having me.

02:31:20.000 So when your show comes out, come back and do it again.

02:31:23.000 I would love to.

02:31:24.000 Thank you so much.

02:31:25.000 My pleasure.

02:31:25.000 All right.

02:31:26.000 Bye, everybody.

02:31:27.000 Check on the baseball stuff.

02:31:28.000 Oh, check on the baseball stuff real quick.

02:31:30.000 Just a quick check.

02:31:30.000 Okay.

02:31:31.000 Good call.

02:31:32.000 Good call.

02:31:32.000 All right.

02:31:33.000 Open up Google.

02:31:34.000 High school baseball.

02:31:35.000 Come on.

02:31:36.000 What was the other one you said?

02:31:37.000 Humidors? 0.92

02:31:38.000 Yeah, humanors and high school baseball.

02:31:40.000 Nope. 0.99

02:31:41.000 Mostly shit I already look at. 1.00

02:31:43.000 Phones. 1.00

02:31:44.000 Cars.

02:31:46.000 Halle Berry.

02:31:49.000 Boxers.

02:31:50.000 Michael Jordan.

02:31:52.000 Nope.

02:31:53.000 Not yet.

02:31:53.000 Maybe tomorrow.

02:31:54.000 Maybe tomorrow.

02:31:55.000 Maybe tomorrow.

02:31:56.000 Maybe eventually.

02:31:57.000 I'll send you...

02:31:57.000 Right now it seems like all the same stuff that we always talk about.

02:32:01.000 Yeah.

02:32:02.000 I will definitely...

02:32:03.000 Science.

02:32:04.000 Black Hole.

02:32:04.000 Stephen Colbert.

02:32:07.000 Alright, thanks Jimmy.

02:32:08.000 Bye everybody.

The Joe Rogan Experience - September 16, 2024

Joe Rogan Experience #2202 - Tom Segura

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