The Joe Rogan Experience - October 02, 2024


Joe Rogan Experience #2209 - Paul Rosolie


Episode Stats

Length

3 hours and 30 minutes

Words per Minute

201.99382

Word Count

42,550

Sentence Count

4,339

Misogynist Sentences

65


Summary

Joe Rogan is back in the Amazon, and he's here to talk about it. In this episode, Joe Rogan talks about his recent trip down to the Amazon and how it's changed his life, and why he continues to go after his mission to save the Amazon River from near-extinction. Joe also talks about what it's like to be on the ground in the rainforest, and how he and his team are doing the best they can to protect the Amazon. Joe also shares some of his favorite memories of being on the show, and gives us some insight into how he got to where he is now, and what he's going to do to keep going after the mission is complete. You won't want to miss this one! If you like what you hear here, please HIT SUBSCRIBE and Subscribe to our new podcast, The Anthropology, wherever you get your stuff. It helps spread the word about what's going on in the world, and helps spread awareness about the amazing work going on here. Thank you so much for all the support, and we really appreciate it. Thank you to everyone who's been working so hard to make this podcast a reality. We can't do this without you. XOXO, and thank you for being a part of this movement. -Jon Sorrentino and the Rogan Family. The Rogan Crew. And thank you to all the people who've been supporting this podcast and supporting the cause, and making it a success. Thanks Jon Rogan and the work we do it all around the world. -- Thank you Jon Rogans and all the work he does to make it a little bit better than the rest of us can do it, and thanks to everyone else who helps out. . -The Rogans, and all of you're amazing. Love you, Jon and his Crew, and Thank you, Thank you for supporting us, and keep on coming back, and I'm coming back for more, and more and more. <3 and thanks you, and God bless you, again and again, and again and more! -PSA to you, thank you, thanks, Jon, for coming back and more, for all of the love, and much more. -Jon and his support. -PODCASTING, with love, PODCAST DAYTONA XO - SONGS


Transcript

00:00:14.000 No, I'm just making sure that there's nothing completely retarded looking about myself right now.
00:00:21.000 What could possibly be different than the way when you walked in here?
00:00:25.000 I have no idea.
00:00:26.000 Dude, I'll tell you what.
00:00:27.000 It's so much fun walking in here and not be ready to throw up out of nerves.
00:00:30.000 The first time I walked out of here and I went, holy shit, I was actually nervous.
00:00:34.000 I don't get nervous, but the first time I was.
00:00:38.000 I'm not nervous now, though.
00:00:39.000 No.
00:00:39.000 Good.
00:00:40.000 No.
00:00:40.000 No.
00:00:41.000 It's good to see you again.
00:00:42.000 Good to see you.
00:00:43.000 Every time I see him, I'm like, I'm glad he's still alive.
00:00:45.000 It's like, where you live is so crazy.
00:00:48.000 Let me tell you, man.
00:00:49.000 I don't understand why you continue to do it, but I guess you love it.
00:00:52.000 I have to do it.
00:00:54.000 There's nothing else I can do at this point.
00:00:56.000 How long do you think you're going to stay out there for?
00:00:58.000 Until the mission's complete.
00:00:59.000 Until the mission's complete.
00:01:00.000 I mean, my whole life has been based around one goal.
00:01:03.000 It's been protecting this river.
00:01:04.000 And this year, we've just been experiencing miracles.
00:01:09.000 What's happened in the last few months has been life-changing on a level that I didn't understand these things could happen.
00:01:17.000 When Lex came down and everything that happened, we didn't think...
00:01:21.000 You go out and you don't think that miraculous things are going to happen.
00:01:26.000 We've actually been making strides towards notching winds in protecting this river, saving the Amazon.
00:01:33.000 It's wild.
00:01:34.000 So, is it because you've become more high profile?
00:01:38.000 You've got more support?
00:01:39.000 Like, what has been the change?
00:01:41.000 Well, I mean, coming on here helped a lot.
00:01:43.000 I mean, first of all, just coming over here, like, three different people stopped me in the airport and were like, are you that guy from Joe Rogan?
00:01:48.000 And I was like, are you serious?
00:01:50.000 Like, I'm over there.
00:01:50.000 Like, I'm not used to this.
00:01:52.000 I live in the jungle, so I don't, you know, I don't know.
00:01:54.000 And then I come back here and then people are like, dude, I know you.
00:01:57.000 You're the jungle guy.
00:01:57.000 And I'm like, oh, shit.
00:01:59.000 That's new for me.
00:02:02.000 But, so, really, the thing that happened recently was that, you know, so I went on Lex's show a year and a half ago, and he said, I'm going to come down to the Amazon, which everybody says.
00:02:12.000 You went on Lex's show, but Lex actually went on your show.
00:02:16.000 You can say that.
00:02:17.000 He did it in the Amazon.
00:02:18.000 And to see Lex with his suit, his customary suit on, how hot was it?
00:02:23.000 It was hot.
00:02:23.000 If you watch that carefully, you can see him.
00:02:26.000 Yeah, he looks glistening.
00:02:26.000 I was doing fine.
00:02:28.000 But we both covered ourselves in bug spray.
00:02:31.000 And we sat down and we said, okay, we're just going to try it out.
00:02:34.000 And if it doesn't work, it doesn't work.
00:02:35.000 It's fine.
00:02:36.000 But yeah, when he said he was coming down, I was like, yeah, you and everybody else.
00:02:40.000 Everybody says they're going to come down.
00:02:41.000 I didn't think he would actually do it.
00:02:43.000 How long is the flight?
00:02:46.000 Um, it's not long.
00:02:47.000 To get to Lima from New York is eight hours.
00:02:49.000 So from here, it's even shorter, I'm sure.
00:02:51.000 Oh, wow.
00:02:51.000 Yeah, it's really not bad.
00:02:52.000 And he came down for two weeks.
00:02:54.000 The first day that he was...
00:02:55.000 I was like, I want to show you the start of the Amazon rainforest.
00:02:59.000 It starts in the Andes Mountains.
00:03:01.000 So we're in the western edge of the Amazon rainforest.
00:03:03.000 And so you have these glacial peaks up at 17,000 feet.
00:03:06.000 So I was like, Lex, I want to take you up to 17,000 feet.
00:03:09.000 I want to go from source to river.
00:03:11.000 And so his first day, he arrived, and then we drove five hours, got to the base of this mountain, and then we met up with these dudes that are experts, and they brought us up to the glacier where we can't breathe.
00:03:23.000 Wow.
00:03:24.000 Yeah.
00:03:25.000 You're driving on roads where the cliff goes down 1,000 feet.
00:03:30.000 Yeah, fuck all that.
00:03:31.000 I've seen those roads.
00:03:32.000 Fuck all that.
00:03:33.000 And I opened the car door to try and goof around with Lex to be like, oh, I'm with Lex Freeman right now.
00:03:38.000 We're in the thing.
00:03:39.000 And I look over and I see the wheel go over the fucking edge and skid back on.
00:03:44.000 It happens all the time.
00:03:46.000 So yeah, we got out.
00:03:47.000 We walked.
00:03:49.000 I was like, look, the car drive.
00:03:51.000 And then what we did was we took a rock and I was like, yo, Lex.
00:03:53.000 I was like, this would be us if the car flipped.
00:03:55.000 And we threw a rock over the edge and this big rock was just spinning like this.
00:03:58.000 And I was like, man, we would be chopped meat by the bottom.
00:04:01.000 Yeah.
00:04:02.000 So we got up to 70,000 feet.
00:04:03.000 We saw the glacier.
00:04:05.000 And whenever you bring somebody to the jungle, the thing is, you don't know.
00:04:08.000 Some people take to it, some people don't.
00:04:10.000 Some people get to the jungle and their skin doesn't react well to the bug bites.
00:04:14.000 They're overwhelmed by the fact that they're far from everything.
00:04:18.000 Lex's eyes lit up.
00:04:19.000 I didn't know he had that setting.
00:04:21.000 He walked into the jungle and was like, I like this.
00:04:26.000 He got this grin on his face.
00:04:27.000 Lex is a secret savage.
00:04:29.000 Yeah, look at his face.
00:04:31.000 He wasn't fucking around.
00:04:32.000 Yeah, he could live out there.
00:04:33.000 Yeah, and if you notice, he came to the Amazon and he looked like Lex in his profile picture.
00:04:38.000 And when he left the Amazon, he looked totally different.
00:04:43.000 And that process is what happened.
00:04:46.000 He said, you know, he's like, I'm coming down.
00:04:48.000 He's like, I want to do what you guys do.
00:04:49.000 I want to go on a deep expedition.
00:04:51.000 And so me and JJ, who's the guy I work with down there, the local indigenous SAHA native, who is the reason that I do the work I do.
00:04:58.000 I support his work.
00:05:00.000 And so we said, okay, what are we going to do?
00:05:03.000 Let's find the wildest place we can think of.
00:05:05.000 Let's go way up our river.
00:05:07.000 So we're ready, like, if you take a boat from town, it's two days deep into the jungle to get there by river.
00:05:12.000 We said, let's go five more hours up river.
00:05:15.000 Leave the boat, and then we're going to go from our river up to this other tributary, and it's like 20 miles.
00:05:20.000 We're like, 20 miles, right?
00:05:22.000 Fuck yes, it'll be fine.
00:05:23.000 We got our backpacks, machetes, we get off the boat, and Lex is all good to go.
00:05:29.000 The first five minutes we're out there, J.J. machetes a branch that has wasps.
00:05:35.000 Oh, God.
00:05:36.000 His whole head and neck gets surrounded by wasps.
00:05:38.000 He gets 30 stings on and he runs.
00:05:39.000 And so right away, we're like, oh, God, here we go.
00:05:42.000 We had to use a stick to get his hat out from under where the wasps were attacking.
00:05:46.000 We hike all day, and here's the thing.
00:05:49.000 You think it's the rainforest.
00:05:50.000 There's going to be water everywhere.
00:05:51.000 There's no water.
00:05:52.000 So picture being in the sauna for eight hours straight, and then no re-up on water.
00:05:58.000 We drank all of our water thinking we're going to find a stream.
00:06:00.000 We didn't find a stream.
00:06:02.000 We camped that night, like dry camp, nothing.
00:06:05.000 Fell asleep, woke up.
00:06:06.000 We're like, we got to find water.
00:06:08.000 And at this point, Lex is- How do you find water?
00:06:10.000 Well, I mean, there should just be streams, right?
00:06:13.000 Were there that you just didn't run into?
00:06:16.000 It was a weird section of forest, and this is integral to the whole story, was that this part of the forest, unlike where we are, which is very, very flat, and there's all these little streams, they're clear, this came in an anaconda in them, but they're clear, and the jungle works, the roots work like a huge filtering system,
00:06:32.000 so you can drink that water right out of the streams.
00:06:34.000 Yeah.
00:06:35.000 Where we were, it was up and down, up and down, up and down.
00:06:38.000 And so that's why we're sweating all day.
00:06:39.000 We can't, we didn't have water.
00:06:40.000 We start going the next day, no water.
00:06:44.000 And Lex starts looking at me and he's like, dude, we can't keep doing this.
00:06:48.000 We're slipping and sliding down slopes.
00:06:51.000 We're hiking up slopes and just grabbing onto things.
00:06:53.000 And when you grab onto trees in the Amazon, they have spikes on them.
00:06:57.000 You're worried about stepping on venomous snakes.
00:06:59.000 You're worried about twisting an ankle.
00:07:00.000 It was brutal travel, like level 10 hiking.
00:07:03.000 And J.J. made eye contact with me behind him and he was just going, this is not good.
00:07:10.000 And so I think it was day three we're going.
00:07:13.000 Did you go a whole day without water at all?
00:07:15.000 We went with a whole day with no water whatsoever.
00:07:18.000 And what's the temperature?
00:07:20.000 99 degrees.
00:07:21.000 Full humidity.
00:07:22.000 Oh my god.
00:07:23.000 So you're like full dehydration.
00:07:25.000 Yeah.
00:07:26.000 Probably a little delirious.
00:07:27.000 Completely delirious, and so we're- Body's not working well.
00:07:29.000 And you start making errors.
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00:08:51.000 Right?
00:08:51.000 You start taking bad steps because you're tired.
00:08:53.000 So you go, I'll just step on this thing.
00:08:54.000 And so you step on a root that goes down.
00:08:56.000 You slide.
00:08:57.000 You hit the ground.
00:08:58.000 You get tangled up in vines.
00:09:00.000 We had pack rafts.
00:09:02.000 There's this company, I'll pack our rafts.
00:09:03.000 We had paddles sticking out of our backpacks that kept getting stuck on vines.
00:09:07.000 And what happened, though, was as we're going through this forest, we're going, God, this is so incredibly dense.
00:09:12.000 And I see this tree, this huge tree, the size of this room.
00:09:16.000 And I go, JJ, what tree is that?
00:09:18.000 And he smiles at me, teacher to student.
00:09:20.000 And he goes, you know why you don't know what that is?
00:09:22.000 He goes, you've never seen a mature mahogany tree.
00:09:25.000 Because the loggers down there, they took them all out.
00:09:27.000 This forest has never been cut.
00:09:30.000 Millions of years, the Amazon rainforest forming geologically has never been cut.
00:09:35.000 And so we're going through this forest.
00:09:37.000 We see jaguar tracks, ancient mahogany trees.
00:09:40.000 We're seeing ironwood trees.
00:09:41.000 No one's been there.
00:09:42.000 It's not even signs of uncontacted tribes.
00:09:43.000 This is forests that no one's been through.
00:09:45.000 And so right at the time, I remember we stopped for lunch.
00:09:49.000 We stopped to eat the last food we have.
00:09:51.000 And the problem that we were doing was, I had a compass.
00:09:55.000 And we were getting to the top of these hills.
00:09:57.000 And you know when you look on the ocean floor and the sand makes those geometric ripples?
00:10:03.000 And there's a pattern to it.
00:10:04.000 And so we were coming to the top of a ridgeline and we were like, we don't want to go down again.
00:10:09.000 And we don't want to hike up again.
00:10:10.000 So we're staying on the ridge lines.
00:10:11.000 And what that was doing was taking us a 30 degree tick to the...
00:10:15.000 I think it was to the west.
00:10:17.000 But what that was doing though was taking us about another 20 miles off course.
00:10:21.000 So we had to hit the river here, but we were going to hit over there.
00:10:25.000 So we had to correct for course.
00:10:26.000 We stopped.
00:10:27.000 We're eating the last of the food we have.
00:10:28.000 We drank water out of a puddle.
00:10:31.000 I have a video and we're going to release all this.
00:10:33.000 Do you have a pump?
00:10:33.000 Do you have a filtration system?
00:10:35.000 We went with nothing.
00:10:35.000 We had our tents and our machetes.
00:10:37.000 Jesus Christ.
00:10:38.000 And I have a video of Lex and he's looking at this puddle.
00:10:41.000 Why don't you bring a SteriPen or something?
00:10:44.000 Because I do everything with the local guys and they were just like, oh, it'll be fine.
00:10:47.000 There'll be water.
00:10:48.000 And we just didn't anticipate this happening.
00:10:51.000 And Lex was crouched by this puddle with his backpack on and he's like looking at the water and he looks at me and he goes, I'm going to drink it.
00:10:59.000 And I said, do not drink that.
00:11:01.000 I was like, please don't fucking drink that.
00:11:03.000 And he goes, I'm going to drink it.
00:11:05.000 He goes, I don't care about anything else on earth right now except for water.
00:11:08.000 And I was like, please don't drink it.
00:11:09.000 Jardy is no joke.
00:11:11.000 Nope.
00:11:11.000 We stopped for lunch.
00:11:13.000 Did he drink it?
00:11:14.000 He did not drink it.
00:11:15.000 Wow.
00:11:16.000 No.
00:11:16.000 I mean, we didn't want...
00:11:18.000 Because now we're going, if we get sick, we have no sat phone, no communication in the outside world.
00:11:21.000 We're at least 30 miles from the nearest river, let alone help.
00:11:25.000 That's 100 miles away.
00:11:27.000 Deep in the Amazon and the feeling of deep jungle, that feeling of wilderness.
00:11:33.000 I know when you're elk hunting, I'm sure you know this when you're out there and you get that feeling like this is out there.
00:11:39.000 Yeah.
00:11:40.000 Uncaring.
00:11:41.000 Uncaring.
00:11:42.000 Yeah, you start like the ocean where it's like it doesn't matter.
00:11:44.000 It's almost like lonely.
00:11:45.000 It's very lonely.
00:11:46.000 Even when you're with people.
00:11:47.000 It starts to press on you.
00:11:48.000 We started getting quiet.
00:11:49.000 We weren't having an awesome time.
00:11:50.000 We were...
00:11:52.000 We were feeling it, and so we ate some nuts, and we had nothing to wash it down with, so we're just chewing on it.
00:11:58.000 And we got up, and then we took a few steps, and all of a sudden, everything changed.
00:12:03.000 We came out onto a road, and it's a logging road.
00:12:07.000 And JJ's face fell.
00:12:09.000 I was heartbroken.
00:12:11.000 Lex looked confused.
00:12:13.000 What we realized was in this ancient patch of forest...
00:12:16.000 The progression of the metastasizing destruction that's moving through the Amazon forest comes in roads.
00:12:22.000 This road, somebody had just cut a road.
00:12:24.000 And they hadn't cut the ancient mahogany trees.
00:12:26.000 And they hadn't cut the ironwood trees.
00:12:27.000 And the wildlife is in touch, but there's a road.
00:12:29.000 So they're coming.
00:12:31.000 We used the road.
00:12:32.000 We hiked out.
00:12:33.000 We reached water.
00:12:35.000 And this is amazing when we reached water because we just plunged into this river.
00:12:40.000 We were drinking.
00:12:40.000 We did have some iodine tablets.
00:12:42.000 We put that in our water bottles.
00:12:43.000 We drank as much as we wanted to.
00:12:45.000 And then we had to raft for an entire day back to the place where we got picked up.
00:12:49.000 But what happened was that now we know, and this is on our river, this is where we're trying to create this corridor with jungle keepers.
00:12:56.000 Now we know that some of the most ancient forests on earth is about to be destroyed.
00:13:02.000 And we get back to our base, to our research station, and it just so happens that there was a client there and he was staying in that treehouse, the Alta Sanctuary treehouse.
00:13:11.000 And we tell him this whole story and we're drinking and we're eating and we're, you know, we're all sunburnt and bug-bitten and dehydrated and our cheeks just, you know, stuck to our skulls.
00:13:19.000 And we tell him this whole story and we go, it's going to be brutal watching this, you know, dismantled.
00:13:26.000 And he goes, well, I want to help.
00:13:27.000 He goes, find out how we get that land.
00:13:31.000 And it hadn't really occurred to me that we could do anything about it.
00:13:35.000 And this dude, this guy's name is Jay, and he said, he goes, I'll start you off.
00:13:40.000 He goes, whatever the land costs, I'll give you $150,000, do a fundraiser, put it public, and try and get matching donations and talk to the loggers.
00:13:48.000 So while we set up the fundraiser, JJ, local, called up his friends who happen to own that land.
00:13:54.000 His friends don't want the land.
00:13:55.000 They're contracting it to loggers to get the trees out to make some money so they could just sell it off.
00:14:00.000 We put it up on Instagram.
00:14:02.000 We raised $150,000 in 48 hours.
00:14:06.000 Talked to the loggers.
00:14:08.000 Bought the land.
00:14:09.000 And then the craziest part is that when we went there, we physically, with all the directors of drone keepers, we went to the land and the Peruvians, the Peruvian directors sat down with the loggers and they were like, look, we own this land now.
00:14:20.000 It's for conservation.
00:14:21.000 We're going to save this forest.
00:14:23.000 And the loggers went, that's fine, but can we still work here?
00:14:26.000 And we went, what?
00:14:27.000 And they said, we do this because we love it.
00:14:29.000 And we went, what?
00:14:31.000 They say, yeah, can we just be rangers?
00:14:32.000 Like, we see you have rangers.
00:14:33.000 Can we be rangers?
00:14:34.000 And we were like, yeah, you can be rangers.
00:14:36.000 Yeah, you can be rangers.
00:14:37.000 These dudes are over here destroying the thing they love because they have no other opportunity.
00:14:42.000 So the fact that this is, that we now have this global network of people that care.
00:14:47.000 The local people in the Amazon rainforest are trying to protect the Amazon.
00:14:51.000 And now we have all these people all over the world because of stuff like this, because of all the work that we've been doing, that people know that We have people that give $5, $10, $100 a month.
00:15:02.000 We have this huge network of donors, and now we're able to get those wins.
00:15:05.000 We see a threatened patch of forest, boom, we grab it.
00:15:08.000 Hire the loggers as rangers, everybody wins, and we're saving forests.
00:15:12.000 This year, since the last time I saw you, we went from 55,000 acres to almost 100,000 acres.
00:15:18.000 That's one-third of the way to protecting the 300,000 acres that we have to protect.
00:15:23.000 So we're one-third of the way through the goal.
00:15:25.000 Wow.
00:15:26.000 That's all been happening in the last month and a half.
00:15:29.000 That's incredible.
00:15:30.000 Miracles.
00:15:30.000 So are you, when you're navigating, you're not using GPS, you're just using a compass?
00:15:35.000 Yeah.
00:15:38.000 Why?
00:15:38.000 Uh...
00:15:39.000 Commitment.
00:15:40.000 What?
00:15:42.000 Because, look, so I actually...
00:15:45.000 When you want the best tools for the job?
00:15:46.000 I agree with you.
00:15:47.000 And if you're in a really...
00:15:48.000 So when we go out to really remote places when you just cannot fuck around, yes, we do bring like a Garmin GPS and we have the map.
00:15:55.000 Well, that sounds like you cannot fuck around if you guys are without water for two days.
00:15:59.000 We thought we were going to go in the forest and go on a walk towards...
00:16:02.000 A 20 mile hike is nothing.
00:16:04.000 We do that every day.
00:16:05.000 The reason this forest hadn't been cut was because it was up and down and up and down and denser than all the other forests because it's fucking ancient.
00:16:12.000 And so we discovered it and how hard it was and that's where I'm going, holy shit, we brought Lex Friedman out here.
00:16:18.000 And he's gonna die.
00:16:19.000 And he's gonna die.
00:16:20.000 And he was looking at me.
00:16:21.000 I mean, there were so many times during the trip where he looked at me and you could just tell he was like, fuck you, dude.
00:16:26.000 Just fuck you, man.
00:16:27.000 How do you find water?
00:16:29.000 You just stumble upon it?
00:16:30.000 I mean, from our base, you walk five minutes back into the jungle and there's a beautiful clear stream and I drink straight out of the stream.
00:16:39.000 No problem.
00:16:39.000 Now I wouldn't, for someone that comes to the jungle, I wouldn't say just start doing that.
00:16:43.000 I'd say like take a sip the first day, see how your stomach goes.
00:16:45.000 I've been down there 20 years, so I'm fine.
00:16:47.000 So is it just your gut bacteria changes?
00:16:50.000 Is that what it is?
00:16:51.000 I mean, some people you take them, you know, you go to Italy and they get sick, you know, but like, you know, it's like people...
00:16:55.000 Fragile folk.
00:16:56.000 Fragile folk.
00:16:58.000 You know, sunscreen and bug spray.
00:17:01.000 But we...
00:17:03.000 Somebody said that too, because I posted a video of me drinking like monkey head soup and coffee out of a bowl.
00:17:09.000 What?
00:17:10.000 Monkey head soup?
00:17:12.000 We went with the locals before everybody, all the PETA people freak out.
00:17:16.000 I don't care, freak out.
00:17:17.000 When you live with the locals, when in Rome, you know, if you go to someone's house and they're local, they eat monkeys.
00:17:24.000 And so we were on a beach and some of the local guys hunted monkeys and so we woke up in the morning and they heated up the food and what we had was bowl coffee because we didn't bring cups.
00:17:33.000 We're on a canoe, right?
00:17:35.000 You just bring, you cut your toothbrush in half to save weight.
00:17:38.000 And so I posted it and I was like, here's, because everybody messages me going, you know, how do I get your job?
00:17:43.000 And I was like, here's one reason why you fucking don't want my job and think you do.
00:17:47.000 Monkey head soup.
00:17:47.000 Monkey head soup.
00:17:49.000 What does monkey head soup taste like?
00:17:52.000 Exactly what you think.
00:17:54.000 At the same time, it's not as bad as you think.
00:17:56.000 They prefer monkeys though, right?
00:17:58.000 They love monkeys.
00:17:59.000 Part of the conservation strategy is just like, you know, just like we have deer tags to make sure that there's continually deer.
00:18:05.000 For local indigenous communities, they want to keep eating monkeys.
00:18:09.000 They love monkeys.
00:18:10.000 Yeah.
00:18:10.000 So they want to keep the monkey population manageable?
00:18:13.000 Is that the idea?
00:18:15.000 And they want to eat them.
00:18:16.000 Eventually, yes.
00:18:17.000 And so I would say it's kind of colonialist conservation to come in there and go, well, you can't eat monkeys because we think you can't.
00:18:23.000 But then you go trout fishing and deer hunting.
00:18:25.000 That doesn't make any sense.
00:18:26.000 Right.
00:18:26.000 But it's like monkeys are too closely related to us.
00:18:29.000 It's like the people that...
00:18:31.000 This is one thing that I've noticed.
00:18:32.000 People that get upset about hunting don't necessarily get upset about fishing.
00:18:36.000 Or don't get upset about a piece of fish.
00:18:39.000 Like if you put a plate of salmon, you know, like, oh, this is my lunch today.
00:18:44.000 Everybody's like, oh, that's healthy.
00:18:45.000 Salmon.
00:18:46.000 Yeah, but if you have a picture of the salmon, people get a little upset.
00:18:50.000 But if you have like a steak, people don't get too upset.
00:18:54.000 But if you have like a dead deer, people get very upset.
00:18:57.000 And forget, yeah.
00:18:58.000 I mean, it's very weird.
00:19:00.000 Disconnected.
00:19:01.000 I think yesterday, sometime this week, I posted a video.
00:19:03.000 We were out and I was with, again, some Machiganga natives and we caught a yellow catfish.
00:19:08.000 And their daughter, who's three, three and a half years old.
00:19:11.000 Now, you're out somewhere where there's no refrigeration.
00:19:14.000 You have a two-hour boat ride back.
00:19:15.000 What do you do?
00:19:16.000 You put the fish in the bottom of the boat with a little bit of water and you let it stay alive.
00:19:20.000 Right?
00:19:20.000 Just enough to keep its gills going until you get back.
00:19:23.000 Because if you kill it, as soon as you catch it, it'll go back.
00:19:25.000 Right, it starts rotting.
00:19:26.000 Yeah.
00:19:26.000 And so this girl picked up the fish and she's hugging it.
00:19:32.000 The comments on this, the vegans went crazy.
00:19:34.000 People were like, I'm unfollowing you.
00:19:36.000 That's disgusting.
00:19:37.000 This girl's excited because she's going to eat.
00:19:39.000 She lives out in the jungle eating nothing but rice and yucca.
00:19:41.000 Like if she didn't get that fish, she's going to get malnutrition.
00:19:44.000 Yeah, well, people are just so accustomed to supermarkets.
00:19:47.000 They're so delusional about where your food comes from.
00:19:50.000 It's a fascinating thing.
00:19:52.000 And vegans are probably the worst at it because if they really, on the ground level, understood monocrop agriculture, which is what supplies most of your food, they would be horrified.
00:20:03.000 They'd be horrified at industrial pesticides and herbicides and all the shit that we put in the soil.
00:20:11.000 How many small animals get murdered in the process?
00:20:15.000 Well, you gotta clear space for a fawn, right?
00:20:18.000 You not only have to clear space, you have to kill groundhogs and ground squirrels and anything that's in the way, anything that's gonna eat your crops.
00:20:28.000 Mm-hmm.
00:20:44.000 How is it sustainable cacao from the Amazon?
00:20:46.000 You cut down an ecosystem in trees that have thousands of species living on them.
00:20:51.000 Right.
00:20:51.000 It's not.
00:20:52.000 Not sustainable.
00:20:53.000 Sustainable is one of those words like organic.
00:20:55.000 People like to throw it around.
00:20:57.000 Just slap it on the package.
00:20:57.000 I mean, that's like that APL stuff.
00:21:00.000 They call that organic.
00:21:01.000 You know what that is?
00:21:02.000 No.
00:21:03.000 It's this coating that they put on vegetables and fruit to keep it...
00:21:07.000 From going bad?
00:21:09.000 The wax?
00:21:09.000 Well, it's some weird...
00:21:11.000 What's the ingredients of A-peel?
00:21:14.000 So, like, part of it is quote-unquote organic, but they don't tell you what the actual ingredients are.
00:21:20.000 A-peel is a plant-based coating that's applied to fruits and vegetables to help them stay fresh longer.
00:21:26.000 Seems normal, right?
00:21:28.000 Like, yeah, it's plant-based.
00:21:30.000 But what's in there?
00:21:32.000 It's commonly found in organic apples, but you're supposed to wash it off with soap and water.
00:21:38.000 Like, we were reading that if you have an avocado...
00:21:41.000 So we were in elk camp and we were reading about this stuff.
00:21:45.000 Because we had Starlink.
00:21:47.000 Starlink is fucking amazing.
00:21:49.000 That's how we do it.
00:21:50.000 Dude, it's like the size of this cigar box.
00:21:52.000 I know.
00:21:53.000 And you put it down on the ground, and you get fucking high-speed internet in the middle of nowhere.
00:21:57.000 So we were reading that they were saying that to take it off of avocados, you dunk the avocado in boiling water for 10 seconds and then rinse it off.
00:22:07.000 What are you talking about?
00:22:08.000 What's in this stuff?
00:22:09.000 Also, nobody knows that.
00:22:10.000 I don't know that.
00:22:12.000 Right.
00:22:12.000 So I come up here, I'm eating that shit?
00:22:13.000 Exactly.
00:22:14.000 Most people are just going to eat the apple.
00:22:16.000 They're not going to wash it off with soap and water.
00:22:18.000 But the thing is, like, they're saying it's plant-based and organic.
00:22:21.000 That's the thing.
00:22:22.000 Like, sustainable.
00:22:23.000 These words that people use that make you feel okay about what's going on.
00:22:27.000 But, I mean, I don't even know what the fuck is in there.
00:22:31.000 A brush.
00:22:32.000 A brush?
00:22:33.000 Scrub it.
00:22:34.000 Do you scrub your apples?
00:22:35.000 What the fuck are you talking about?
00:22:38.000 Why are you putting something on the apple that I need to scrub?
00:22:40.000 It says you can only remove it 100% by peeling it off.
00:22:43.000 Oh my god.
00:22:44.000 Of an apple?
00:22:46.000 Because the apple's like, you want to eat this.
00:22:48.000 Click on that, how to wash, remove, peel, coating, vegetable coating.
00:22:53.000 Let's see if we can watch a video.
00:22:54.000 It'll show us how to do it.
00:22:57.000 Let's see, which one do you want to pick?
00:22:59.000 Let's go with the first one, that lady.
00:23:01.000 So she's peeling it.
00:23:05.000 Why do you peel produce?
00:23:07.000 But isn't a lot of the nutrients in the skin...
00:23:08.000 See the next slide.
00:23:09.000 Wax and peel.
00:23:10.000 So this is different, though.
00:23:12.000 This is wax.
00:23:13.000 This is...
00:23:14.000 That's carnauba wax.
00:23:16.000 That's like normal.
00:23:17.000 But a peel is a new product.
00:23:19.000 And it's one of those...
00:23:21.000 Yeah, okay.
00:23:21.000 Let's see what this lady has to talk about.
00:23:22.000 Let's talk about a peel.
00:23:24.000 I don't like her earrings.
00:23:25.000 So let's listen to her.
00:23:27.000 And reduce the use of plastic.
00:23:29.000 This compound uses plant material to make monoglycerides and diglycerides, aka fats, a fat coating on fruits and vegetables.
00:23:38.000 The intent.
00:23:39.000 Less plastic.
00:23:40.000 Amazing.
00:23:41.000 Longer shelf life.
00:23:43.000 Fabulous.
00:23:44.000 Fabulous?
00:23:46.000 At what?
00:23:47.000 Human cost?
00:23:47.000 These fats are extracted from plants using ethyl acetate and heptane.
00:23:53.000 In the chemical process to make these fats, they add ingredients that contain heavy metals.
00:23:57.000 Oh great.
00:23:58.000 Not all fats that come from plants are safe for human consumption.
00:24:02.000 Generally speaking, olive oil comes from plants and it's healthy.
00:24:07.000 Canola oil, rap seed oil, cottonseed oil are fats that come from plants but not healthy.
00:24:12.000 They cause a lot of inflammation.
00:24:14.000 It all depends on how the fats were extracted and how the chemical compound was created.
00:24:20.000 And this time, there's no human trials to show what happens to humans who consume fruits and vegetables with a peel on them on a regular basis.
00:24:28.000 Oh, great.
00:24:29.000 Keep going.
00:24:29.000 Yeah, why would there be human trials on something that people eat?
00:24:32.000 And it's all over supermarkets.
00:24:34.000 But there's a lot of stuff coming out right now about the safety of our food.
00:24:37.000 Oh, yeah.
00:24:38.000 I keep hearing about this.
00:24:39.000 It keeps showing up.
00:24:40.000 Yeah.
00:24:40.000 Well, there was a big hearing in front of the Senate that Brigham Bueller, who was on yesterday, he was talking about it in front of all these representatives and they're trying to explain what the system is and how fucked it is and how there's most of these European countries and Canada.
00:24:58.000 There's a lot of ingredients, particularly dyes, that we use.
00:25:02.000 He was talking about how Lucky Charms that you buy in America, you can't sell it in Canada.
00:25:08.000 They have to sell a completely different Lucky Charms in Canada because Canada doesn't allow all these dyes because they're toxic.
00:25:14.000 Oh, this is the super bright color thing.
00:25:15.000 Yeah.
00:25:15.000 Those are toxic dyes and we allow them.
00:25:19.000 Because we want people to, and there's also a bunch of other ingredients that make the food more addictive.
00:25:25.000 Those are in our food supplies, and some of them are illegal in other countries.
00:25:29.000 It's not good, and there's, it seems like, the way he was describing it, it's like the FDA is just completely overwhelmed.
00:25:36.000 And they, you know, and then these companies are just pushing this stuff through, and it's kind of like, the way we described it yesterday, it's like a hoarder's house.
00:25:45.000 Like, how do you clean this up?
00:25:46.000 Like, you get into a hoarder's house, you're like, oh, God.
00:25:49.000 Yeah.
00:25:49.000 Where do we fucking start?
00:25:51.000 That's what our food system's like.
00:25:53.000 Our food system's like a hoarder's house.
00:25:55.000 Well, I heard that guy, I don't remember his name, he's a venture capitalist.
00:25:59.000 In the last week, you guys were talking about, he was saying that when he travels abroad, he can eat whatever he wants, and then when he comes back to the U.S., he puts on weight.
00:26:07.000 Yes.
00:26:09.000 That was Chamath.
00:26:10.000 Yeah.
00:26:10.000 That was a great one.
00:26:11.000 He was incredibly intelligent.
00:26:13.000 And then I was looking up something else popped up where they were saying that the bread in Subway sandwiches is considered cake in Europe because of the sugar content.
00:26:23.000 Yeah, some countries consider it cake because it's mostly...
00:26:25.000 It's like, it's fucking cake.
00:26:28.000 It's not really...
00:26:29.000 It's bullshit.
00:26:30.000 We have bullshit food.
00:26:32.000 And, you know, I don't eat most of that stuff.
00:26:34.000 But if you do, you're going to be really unhealthy.
00:26:37.000 Most people aren't educated.
00:26:38.000 It took me a long time to understand this stuff.
00:26:41.000 I tried to eat healthy before that, but mostly through the podcast and talking to people, getting an understanding of how bad this stuff really is for you, and then experimenting with diet and watching how much better my body felt, and seeing my friends who don't do it.
00:26:56.000 They just look like And you're mostly carnivore now?
00:26:59.000 Yeah.
00:27:00.000 Mostly fruits and mostly meat and fruits.
00:27:03.000 I mean, I hardly eat any vegetables at all.
00:27:06.000 But I don't avoid them.
00:27:07.000 If I go out to dinner and I want to have a Caesar salad or something, I'll eat it.
00:27:12.000 It doesn't seem to bother me.
00:27:13.000 But what does seem to bother me is pasta.
00:27:16.000 Pasta and breads really hit home.
00:27:18.000 They really wreck me.
00:27:19.000 But not in Europe.
00:27:21.000 Not in Europe.
00:27:21.000 Went to Italy last summer, had pasta, had pizza, no problem at all.
00:27:26.000 I don't understand why.
00:27:27.000 There's a bunch of things that we do.
00:27:30.000 Robert F. Kennedy Jr. explained a lot of it.
00:27:32.000 So did Gary Brecca.
00:27:33.000 He explained a lot of it.
00:27:34.000 One of them is enriched flour, what's so-called enriched flour.
00:27:39.000 It contains a bunch of chemicals like folic acid and a bunch of shit your body has a hard time digesting.
00:27:44.000 It's also, they use heirloom wheat in Italy, and heirloom wheat is the original wheat.
00:27:50.000 What we did was we changed wheat to make higher yield so that a smaller piece of land, you can get more wheat out of it.
00:27:58.000 So because of that, it has more complex glutens, makes it more difficult for your body to process.
00:28:02.000 And then on top of that, the big one may be, there's a lot of speculation about this, but there's some serious evidence that most people Who eat the common American diet.
00:28:13.000 What was it?
00:28:14.000 The number of the people that had Roundup in their system.
00:28:17.000 So glyphosate.
00:28:18.000 What?
00:28:18.000 Yeah, glyphosate is a really powerful pesticide that they spray on all kinds of different plants.
00:28:28.000 I think it's somewhere in the neighborhood of 90% of people tested had glyphosate in their system.
00:28:33.000 Roundup.
00:28:33.000 Yeah.
00:28:34.000 So stuff you spray to just kill everything.
00:28:35.000 Exactly.
00:28:36.000 And it's illegal in some countries and should be illegal in America.
00:28:39.000 But the problem is if you make it illegal, how are these monocrop agriculture companies going to function?
00:28:44.000 Okay, it's 80%.
00:28:45.000 That's 87% of children.
00:28:47.000 87% of children.
00:28:48.000 So this is 2022. I would imagine this goes up every year.
00:28:53.000 80% of Americans have Roundup in their urine.
00:28:56.000 That is so crazy.
00:28:56.000 Crazy.
00:28:57.000 That's so dangerous.
00:28:59.000 That's terrifying.
00:29:00.000 And it's also fairly new in terms of human history.
00:29:03.000 I mean, I think Roundup has only been around since the...
00:29:06.000 Is it the 90s?
00:29:08.000 When did Roundup...
00:29:09.000 When did glyphosate start becoming ubiquitous on crops?
00:29:16.000 It's fucking dangerous, man.
00:29:18.000 Because we're rolling the dice.
00:29:20.000 A lot of the stuff that people eat causes long-term health consequences.
00:29:24.000 And so when you're dealing with short-term stuff, like stuff that's only been around for five, six years, it takes a long time before you figure out what's happening.
00:29:32.000 Oh, so 74. Roundup, which contains active ingredients, glyphosate, was first introduced to commercial agriculture in 74. So scroll down so we can see when it ramps up.
00:29:45.000 So, 74. Okay.
00:29:48.000 It wasn't widely used until 96. That's what I read.
00:29:51.000 So, Monsanto began selling genetically modified seeds that were resistant to Roundup.
00:29:56.000 This allowed farmers to spray their entire crop beds with Roundup without risking losing their crop.
00:30:00.000 It's an herbicide, right?
00:30:02.000 Yeah.
00:30:02.000 Okay.
00:30:03.000 Not a pesticide.
00:30:04.000 An herbicide.
00:30:04.000 But it's fucking terrible for you.
00:30:07.000 Terrible.
00:30:09.000 And 80% of people have it in their blood.
00:30:11.000 Roundup, microplastics, DDT. Yeah, yeah.
00:30:14.000 And then, what was it?
00:30:16.000 I think it was during the gold rush times that everybody was using lead to replug cans after they opened them, and then thousands of people died from lead poisoning before they figured it out.
00:30:25.000 Shane Gillis has a great joke about George Washington.
00:30:28.000 George Washington's dentures were made out of lead, and that's why George Washington was such a fucking psycho.
00:30:33.000 He had lead poisoning.
00:30:35.000 He wasn't brave.
00:30:36.000 He was just insane.
00:30:37.000 I read that when they were talking about the amount of plastic that people find, like most men have plastic in their sperm, plastic in their testicles, you have plastic in your brain, and a lot of that plastic is the plastic that's derived from PVC. So it's coming from water pipes.
00:30:56.000 I thought our water pipes are metal.
00:30:58.000 Some water pipes are metal, but when I used to do construction, we did a lot of houses where they used PVC pipes.
00:31:05.000 A lot of PVC pipes underneath kitchen sinks and stuff.
00:31:08.000 So all that stuff, when water's going through that, you're picking up these little particles of plastic.
00:31:14.000 And those little particles of plastic, you cook your food in it, you drink a glass of water from the tap.
00:31:19.000 All that stuff is getting you plastic.
00:31:21.000 And then there's cooking in microwave.
00:31:23.000 If you have one of those things, you lift up and you have a piece of plastic over the lid and you cook microwave and it's in a plastic bowl.
00:31:32.000 That's all fucking getting into your body.
00:31:34.000 That's all getting in your blood.
00:31:35.000 Well, I scared myself with that because we had plastic cups on an expedition and we boiled coffee and then I poured it into the plastic cup and I was like, we gotta stop doing this.
00:31:43.000 So we started bringing like metal and glass cups on expeditions.
00:31:47.000 Obviously they make stuff for campers that you can get, you know, and that's why we switched these steel cups here.
00:31:53.000 We used to just go through so many bottles of water.
00:31:56.000 I was like, this is fucked.
00:31:57.000 So we bought a filtration system and started using steel cups.
00:32:03.000 This whole thing in America, one of the things we talked about yesterday with Brigham is the Make America Healthy Again movement, which is Robert Kennedy Jr. and a bunch of other folks that are involved in this.
00:32:15.000 And it's exciting that this is gaining steam because people are concerned about their health and they're all concerned about...
00:32:22.000 All the different chemicals that are in your fucking food.
00:32:24.000 But the problem is now that's been attached to right-wing ideology.
00:32:29.000 So people are calling people that are interested in that far-right people.
00:32:33.000 If you're worried about food safety?
00:32:35.000 Yeah, it's nuts, man.
00:32:36.000 But it's just because it's attached to Trump.
00:32:38.000 It's because the Trump administration, you know, Make America Great Again and also Make America Healthy Again with Robert Kennedy Jr. He's involved in that.
00:32:46.000 So people are just labeling that as some sort of alt-right fuckery and woo-woo bullshit.
00:32:52.000 And it's not.
00:32:53.000 It's fucking dangerous for all of us.
00:32:55.000 We really need to wake up.
00:32:56.000 Isn't it also true, though, that in America, at least, like, the poorest people are usually the ones with the worst diets?
00:33:03.000 Absolutely.
00:33:03.000 So, I mean, like you've naturally progressed towards going, okay, so I eat elk and I eat vegetables and I care about where I get my stuff from.
00:33:10.000 But people that aren't able to make that decision, that would seem to me, there's certain things where you go, shouldn't we all agree on this?
00:33:17.000 Yeah.
00:33:18.000 You know, food safety, shouldn't we just all agree with this?
00:33:20.000 I don't understand- Yeah, it shouldn't be political at all.
00:33:22.000 How that becomes political.
00:33:23.000 When it comes to nature conservation, I never understood how that, you know, I'm like, All these things can be solved and this is what's fucked.
00:33:30.000 It's like we have so much money to solve other countries problems And we don't have any money to solve our own health problems.
00:33:36.000 That's very strange It's it's very short-sighted and very bizarre and we need to do something about it when we need to do something about it now It's just it's it's really scary when you think that this if this unchecked When it happens, these corporations will continue to sell you things that are very bad for you if they're profitable,
00:33:55.000 as long as they're not penalized for you.
00:33:57.000 And I guarantee you, those people that know that, the people that are, they probably don't eat any of that shit.
00:34:03.000 Well, it's like Steve Jobs.
00:34:04.000 I don't know if it's true, but I heard that Steve Jobs wouldn't give his kids screens.
00:34:08.000 Yeah.
00:34:09.000 They know.
00:34:10.000 I mean, when you go to restaurants, you see little kids with an iPad sitting on a tray just standing there so their parents can have a conversation.
00:34:17.000 The kid's just, like, hypnotized by some fucking cartoon.
00:34:20.000 Kids are swiping before they're talking.
00:34:21.000 They know this motion.
00:34:22.000 Oh, yeah.
00:34:23.000 They got that finger out.
00:34:24.000 Yeah, they try to do it to magazines.
00:34:26.000 You ever see a little kid try to do that?
00:34:27.000 Yo, I saw a kid try to expand a magazine.
00:34:31.000 I think I did that once.
00:34:33.000 I was just hanging out with a baby, and I was like, look at this picture.
00:34:35.000 And I was showing him a book, and he put his hands on it, and he went, what?
00:34:38.000 And I was like, no, it doesn't work like that.
00:34:39.000 I think I almost did that once.
00:34:41.000 I think I looked at a magazine, and I brought my hand up, and I'm like, what the fuck are you doing?
00:34:46.000 Yeah, my thing is, the worst thing that I've done recently is, I didn't have, you know, I start doing activities without my phone on me.
00:34:53.000 And I went for a run, and I saw something cool, and I was like, oh, I need to take a picture of that.
00:34:57.000 And I was like, how?
00:34:59.000 The idea that I couldn't take a picture of something had become something that I forgot about.
00:35:05.000 I take a picture of everything.
00:35:06.000 I probably take 400 pictures a day.
00:35:07.000 I'm like, I like that logo.
00:35:08.000 Bang!
00:35:09.000 I like that street.
00:35:10.000 Bang!
00:35:10.000 It's cool to be able to do it, but now we're also inundated with images.
00:35:27.000 Right now Iran is bombing Israel.
00:35:31.000 So there's missiles.
00:35:32.000 Do you know about this?
00:35:33.000 Nope.
00:35:34.000 It's fucking terrifying, dude.
00:35:35.000 It's on like Donkey Kong right now.
00:35:37.000 See if you can get some of the footage.
00:35:39.000 Iran is launching hundreds of missiles at Israel.
00:35:43.000 And there was a mass shooting, some sort of a terror attack in Tel Aviv today as well.
00:35:48.000 So there's some sort of coordinated attack on Israel.
00:35:53.000 Obviously, Israel just did that stuff with Hezbollah, where they blew up the pagers and blew up walkie-talkies and killed a bunch of people and then shot a bunch of bombs into Lebanon, and it's all getting very, very scary.
00:36:08.000 It's all ramping up in a fucking terrifying way.
00:36:10.000 But this video, it also shows that the Iron Dome, Israel's famous missile defense system, It doesn't seem to be catching all of them.
00:36:20.000 I mean, if you have enough launched your way at the same time, some of them are going to sneak through.
00:36:25.000 So this is what it looks like right now.
00:36:27.000 It's fucking crazy.
00:36:28.000 These are all missiles, man, flying at Israel.
00:36:33.000 Jeez.
00:36:34.000 Yeah, it's fucking terrifying.
00:36:36.000 And the Iron Dome...
00:36:37.000 This isn't even the best video.
00:36:39.000 The video that I was seeing was them impacting.
00:36:43.000 And the Iron Dome is basically a system to shoot them out of the sky?
00:36:47.000 Yes.
00:36:47.000 So this is where you see the Iron Dome is working.
00:36:49.000 So when they blow up, that's the Iron Dome.
00:36:52.000 So what it is, is they find the trajectory of these missiles.
00:36:55.000 The ones that are going to open area, they let them slip through because it's not going to harm anything.
00:37:00.000 And then, like those, those are hitting down.
00:37:03.000 But the ones that are going into the city area, they shoot down.
00:37:07.000 And, you know, I don't know how...
00:37:10.000 How many missiles they have to do this?
00:37:12.000 I mean, you'd have to have fucking thousands on standby.
00:37:16.000 Because if they just launch enough at you, you're not going to have enough missiles.
00:37:21.000 So they launched 180 ballistic missiles.
00:37:24.000 Wow.
00:37:25.000 Can you imagine being in a city and you see 180 missiles coming at you?
00:37:29.000 I don't know how people live continuously in areas where there's war zones.
00:37:34.000 Like, I know, like, my friend Matt Gutman from ABC News, like, he works there, and I've seen him running through the streets and doing that hard-hitting stuff, but there's also just people getting their groceries.
00:37:42.000 Yeah.
00:37:43.000 And they're like, yeah, man, this happens every day.
00:37:44.000 Like, I have friends that live in Israel.
00:37:46.000 Human beings are very adaptable, unfortunately.
00:37:48.000 Well, fortunately, because that's why we're still here.
00:37:50.000 Yeah.
00:37:51.000 But unfortunately, we get accustomed to some pretty horrific conditions, and that's what people are accustomed to.
00:37:57.000 I mean, imagine living in Gaza.
00:37:59.000 Imagine that.
00:38:00.000 You were living in a place where literally a year ago today, it was fine.
00:38:06.000 It was normal.
00:38:07.000 Yeah.
00:38:08.000 And then now it's rubble, and there's tens of thousands of people dead.
00:38:12.000 And that's an example of what you're saying about seeing these images all the time.
00:38:16.000 I remember when that popped off, and I'm a big believer in, you pick one thing, for most people, unless you're Elon or somebody that can have a bunch of different things going on, but for most of us, you've got to live your life, and you've got to pick one thing that you can help from a lot of people.
00:38:31.000 That's your family.
00:38:32.000 For me, I've dedicated myself to protecting the Amazon.
00:38:34.000 When it comes to everything else, like, when I start opening my phone, I remember this.
00:38:39.000 I was at my friend's house, and it was 7 o'clock in the morning, and I opened my phone, and it was a picture of a guy lifting his dead baby with a crushed skull.
00:38:48.000 And I threw my phone across the room, and it ruined my whole day.
00:38:53.000 Ugh.
00:38:56.000 It's absolutely horrific.
00:38:59.000 And I have become a person that really shields myself from a lot of what's going on because of the hysteria levels right now.
00:39:08.000 I don't think, like even World War II times, like, okay, Pearl Harbor just hit off and people are like, wow, this is crazy.
00:39:13.000 But I don't think you were inundated with it all day long.
00:39:15.000 You read the newspaper, you talked to a few people, and then you're like, alright, well cool, I gotta go get Johnny from school and blah blah blah blah blah.
00:39:20.000 Right, you didn't see it on your phone 24-7 all day long.
00:39:24.000 Israel's popping off, the South is getting flooded, you know, the Amazon's burning, everything is happening all at once and it's all coming through on the screen.
00:39:32.000 So this says Iran launches a missile attack on Israel, but Israeli military says no casualties reported.
00:39:37.000 So I guess that was the thing that we're saying that the Iron Dome, when they know that something's going to go to an open area where there's no one there, they don't even bother wasting a missile on that.
00:39:47.000 A US defense official said the United States intercepted some of the missiles to help defend Israel.
00:39:52.000 So we're over there too doing that?
00:39:54.000 The IDF is doing and will do everything necessary to protect the civilians of the State of Israel.
00:39:59.000 The Israeli military said in a statement warning people in the country to stay in shelters.
00:40:03.000 The explosions you hear originate from interceptions or falls of missiles.
00:40:09.000 The air defense system detects and intercepts threats all the time.
00:40:12.000 So what happened in Tel Aviv today, Jamie?
00:40:15.000 There was some sort of mass shooting in Tel Aviv that coincided with this.
00:40:20.000 Which is really scary.
00:40:23.000 You know, it's like what they experienced on October 7th.
00:40:31.000 Okay, fucking ads.
00:40:32.000 At least eight dead and suspected terror attack shooting in Tel Aviv.
00:40:37.000 So they even...
00:40:38.000 Oh, so, Jesus Christ.
00:40:40.000 Let's scroll down to that image.
00:40:41.000 So some dudes just...
00:40:43.000 Yo.
00:40:44.000 Just gunning people down.
00:40:49.000 Scroll up.
00:40:50.000 The deadly ordeal unfolded when two gunmen jumped off a train in the central Israeli city of Jaffa and started firing at just 7 p.m.
00:40:57.000 local...
00:40:58.000 Just after 7 p.m.
00:40:59.000 local time, according to authorities.
00:41:01.000 Eight killed, at least seven wounded...
00:41:04.000 And you know a lot of people, look at that guy's dead right there, a lot of people there are armed too, which is fucking crazy.
00:41:12.000 Civilians?
00:41:13.000 Yeah.
00:41:13.000 Just walking around just in case.
00:41:15.000 Hot girls in Israel?
00:41:18.000 Like, you can see them at a coffee shop with an AR hanging off a rifle sling.
00:41:24.000 Yeah.
00:41:24.000 There's like a bunch of videos of them.
00:41:26.000 Because so many of these people, you have mandatory military service in Israel.
00:41:30.000 Yeah, that I know.
00:41:31.000 So all the civilians have to, there's no civilians.
00:41:34.000 Like, everyone is at least a former soldier.
00:41:36.000 Well, you gotta be ready, right?
00:41:37.000 Yeah, you have to be.
00:41:38.000 If I saw shit like that in the skies.
00:41:40.000 These hot girls walking down the street with machine guns.
00:41:41.000 Hot girls with machine guns.
00:41:42.000 How nuts.
00:41:43.000 But that's just the world they live in.
00:41:46.000 Well, then they're just hanging out.
00:41:47.000 Yep.
00:41:48.000 There's a baby.
00:41:48.000 Right.
00:41:49.000 I mean, look, she has cute shoes on.
00:41:51.000 At any moment, it could pop off, and so they don't fuck around.
00:41:55.000 They just stay strapped.
00:41:57.000 They don't just stay strapped.
00:41:58.000 They stay strapped with fucking weapons of war.
00:42:01.000 Those are no joke.
00:42:02.000 Yeah, those are no joke.
00:42:03.000 That ain't a six-shooter.
00:42:04.000 No, she's got a gigantic magazine.
00:42:06.000 She's probably got spare magazines.
00:42:07.000 Yeah, and she probably knows how to shoot it.
00:42:09.000 She was in the military.
00:42:10.000 Do you think she knows how to use it?
00:42:11.000 Yeah.
00:42:11.000 So it's men and women.
00:42:12.000 Oh, yeah.
00:42:13.000 Yeah, women have to join the Israeli military as well.
00:42:16.000 Look, they're surrounded.
00:42:17.000 I mean, this is something that's very different.
00:42:21.000 It's very different than us.
00:42:23.000 Well, I think that one of the problems that I see with us is I think that people have forgotten.
00:42:28.000 Like, I grew up with the World War II generation.
00:42:29.000 All my old uncles that I was growing up, Paulie, like, you know, these are guys that had...
00:42:34.000 You know, either stormed beaches in the South Pacific or were in Europe.
00:42:37.000 And so World War II was fresh on their minds.
00:42:41.000 It was part of the culture I grew up in.
00:42:42.000 And I think when I look at kids born, you know, 9-11 and down or later, I think we've forgotten the fact that safety is a huge privilege.
00:42:53.000 Oh, yeah.
00:42:54.000 We grow up safe.
00:42:55.000 Like, some of the people, the things that they're screaming about or worried about or whatever else, it's like some unity would happen from remembering the fact that That's a reality.
00:43:04.000 We've got so few attacks on American soil.
00:43:07.000 You know, you have Pearl Harbor, which is kind of America.
00:43:10.000 You know, Hawaii should be its own country.
00:43:13.000 I mean, it's kind of fucked that we own Hawaii.
00:43:16.000 I mean, I guess it's good that Hawaii gets the protections of the United States, but it's kind of crazy that it's five hours by airplane over the ocean until you get to Hawaii, and that's considered America.
00:43:29.000 But, I mean, I don't know how they feel about it.
00:43:31.000 I'm assuming they'd probably like to have sovereignty.
00:43:34.000 But the point is, like, that was World War II, so that was Pearl Harbor.
00:43:39.000 That's an attack on American soil.
00:43:41.000 What's after that?
00:43:42.000 It's 9-11.
00:43:44.000 9-11.
00:43:44.000 That's crazy.
00:43:45.000 Like, we are so...
00:43:47.000 Used to being safe.
00:43:49.000 Whereas you think of even Russia, what Russia went through, the losses that Russia went through during World War II, absolutely fucking horrific.
00:43:58.000 And they've done that throughout history.
00:44:00.000 There's been conflicts throughout history in Russia.
00:44:04.000 Now you go into any other part of the world.
00:44:06.000 I saw something terrible today.
00:44:09.000 Some fucking workers at the Great Wall of China, they didn't want to go the long way around the wall, so they broke down a section of the Great Wall of China so they could drive through it.
00:44:22.000 Did they have machinery?
00:44:24.000 Did they have sledgehammers?
00:44:25.000 Yeah, they were doing fucking construction work out there, so they just broke down the Great Wall.
00:44:31.000 Jail.
00:44:32.000 Oh, they're going to get worse than jail in China.
00:44:34.000 They're gonna turn you into a fucking suitcase.
00:44:40.000 That's terrible.
00:44:41.000 They'll make you make iPhones for 20 years and then they're gonna turn you into a jacket.
00:44:44.000 That's terrible.
00:44:46.000 It's fucking horrible, man.
00:44:48.000 People are just so gross.
00:44:50.000 Like, imagine that mahogany tree that you saw.
00:44:53.000 Like, look at these assholes.
00:44:54.000 They broke through the Great Wall.
00:44:56.000 Chinese construction workers accused of plowing a hole through the Great Wall.
00:45:01.000 Monsters.
00:45:01.000 Dude, this reminds me.
00:45:03.000 I hated this story.
00:45:04.000 There was a beautiful tree between these two hills.
00:45:06.000 I think it was in the UK or Ireland.
00:45:08.000 I think it was the UK. And a 16-year-old went out with a chainsaw and just cut this tree down.
00:45:12.000 It was this iconic tree.
00:45:14.000 And no one could figure it out for two days.
00:45:16.000 And he just went and cut it down.
00:45:17.000 And it's just like, man, just...
00:45:19.000 Yeah, people are gross.
00:45:20.000 People are gross, and people are also very short-sighted and sometimes don't even understand the consequences of what they're doing.
00:45:27.000 They just do things, you know?
00:45:31.000 Normally, I would agree with you.
00:45:33.000 I just think the world that I've been living in the past year...
00:45:38.000 I've been in rooms and out in the wild with so many incredible people, and I think that more than ever, people...
00:45:45.000 I agree, we're moments away from disaster in any given capacity, but we're also alive at a time in history where people are more considerate than they've ever been.
00:45:55.000 Yeah, I think so, too.
00:45:57.000 Yeah, I think there's just, you're gonna get everything, right?
00:46:00.000 You're gonna get people that are willing to launch missiles at Israel, you're gonna get people that are willing to chop down ancient mahogany trees, and then you get people like you that dedicate your life to saving the rainforest.
00:46:10.000 It's one of the cool things about people, because it makes people like you so much more exceptional.
00:46:14.000 It makes people so much more interesting, because it's rare.
00:46:18.000 And then someone dedicating their entire life to doing what you've done is even more rare.
00:46:22.000 And that's part of the cool thing about people.
00:46:25.000 I think, and it's a horrible thing to say, but I think it's unfortunately true, you need evil to appreciate good.
00:46:32.000 You need hate to appreciate love.
00:46:34.000 It's just a part of the way the human mind and our just overall psychology is the way we operate in the world.
00:46:43.000 It's unfortunate, but it's a part of being a person, and I think Hate and anger and destruction actually motivates love and construction and progress and doing things correct and recognizing what can happen if you do things the wrong way.
00:47:00.000 Let's do things the right way.
00:47:02.000 Like organic farming, like people changing their farms to regenerative agricultural farms.
00:47:07.000 It's coming out of people who are looking at these industrial monocrop agriculture farms and the waste that it produces, which is legal.
00:47:15.000 The waste that it produces in river systems is fucking insane.
00:47:20.000 There's a guy that we've had on.
00:47:22.000 His name is Will Harris.
00:47:23.000 And Will is from this farm in Georgia called White Oaks Pastures.
00:47:29.000 It's a regenerative farm.
00:47:30.000 He got this farm.
00:47:32.000 It's a family-owned farm.
00:47:33.000 They've had it forever.
00:47:34.000 And it took him years to change this farm from an industrial farm to regenerative agriculture.
00:47:41.000 But there's a section of the river near his property where his property line meets his neighbor.
00:47:48.000 So his neighbor has an industrial farm and he has regenerative agriculture.
00:47:54.000 And you can see it in the river.
00:47:57.000 There's a clear line of differentiation.
00:47:58.000 Look at that.
00:48:00.000 I'm guessing his is the clear one.
00:48:02.000 Yes.
00:48:03.000 Shit.
00:48:03.000 All that stuff.
00:48:05.000 So most of these farmlands, the topsoil is gone.
00:48:09.000 There's no minerals.
00:48:12.000 There's no nutrients.
00:48:13.000 There's no nothing.
00:48:14.000 And so you have to use industrial strength fertilizers.
00:48:19.000 You have to lose all this garbage and bullshit.
00:48:22.000 And so that stuff...
00:48:24.000 It just sits on the top.
00:48:25.000 And so when the rain comes and when they spray the crops and water the crops, the runoff goes right in the river.
00:48:33.000 So these poor fish are just getting fucking choked to death on all this shit.
00:48:39.000 And then there's the pesticides and the herbicides and whatever the fuck they're spraying.
00:48:44.000 And this guy is trying to turn it around.
00:48:46.000 He's trying to do the right thing.
00:48:47.000 That's not Will.
00:48:48.000 Okay.
00:48:49.000 I don't know who that gentleman is.
00:48:50.000 I think he works at will.
00:48:52.000 But he's explaining how bad the situation is that comes off of these other farms.
00:48:58.000 So the left is what the creek's supposed to look like.
00:49:00.000 The right is what happens.
00:49:02.000 And no consequences.
00:49:04.000 You should be in trouble for this, right?
00:49:06.000 Like, hey, you can't run your farm this way.
00:49:08.000 Like, is this what happens when you run your farm this way?
00:49:11.000 Stop the farm!
00:49:12.000 Okay, we gotta figure out how to do this the right way.
00:49:14.000 Is there a way for your water to look like the water's six inches away?
00:49:18.000 Is there a way?
00:49:18.000 Well, that's the only way you can make farming.
00:49:20.000 So in Russia, organic, like, they don't even allow genetically modified crops anymore.
00:49:26.000 Really?
00:49:27.000 No, no.
00:49:28.000 Putin is like, this is bullshit.
00:49:29.000 Like, this should be illegal.
00:49:32.000 When you're a dictator, you can do stuff like that.
00:49:35.000 But that's a fundamental thing.
00:49:37.000 If you go to a building with a sledgehammer or to the Great Wall of China and you start messing with it, you're going to get in trouble.
00:49:43.000 Yes.
00:49:44.000 And it seems like you can cut down forests, pollute the rivers, dump shit in the ocean, and for the most part...
00:49:51.000 It's okay.
00:49:52.000 No one's really gonna come after you.
00:49:53.000 And we can do a lot less of that, too.
00:49:56.000 There's another issue.
00:49:59.000 Commoditizing hemp.
00:50:00.000 A lot of the stuff that we cut trees down for is paper.
00:50:05.000 Let's Google in America how many acres of trees are cut down every year for paper.
00:50:13.000 So the demonization of the recreational drug cannabis It came entirely from hemp the commodity.
00:50:24.000 It wasn't about the drug being bad.
00:50:27.000 No, people had consumed that drug for thousands of years.
00:50:31.000 It's one of the safest drugs in terms of risk profile.
00:50:35.000 The LD50 of marijuana is nuts.
00:50:38.000 What's the LD50? LD50 is lethal dose at 50%.
00:50:41.000 Can you lethal dose yourself with marijuana?
00:50:44.000 I used to have a joke about it.
00:50:46.000 The only way you die from marijuana is if they drop a bundle of it from a CIA drug plane and it hits you in the head.
00:50:53.000 You can do stupid things that could wind up getting killed.
00:50:56.000 You can abuse everything, right?
00:50:58.000 You certainly abuse marijuana.
00:51:00.000 And by the way, I want to say marijuana is not totally safe.
00:51:02.000 Everybody thinks it's totally safe.
00:51:03.000 No, it's not.
00:51:04.000 There's certain people that have a tendency towards schizophrenia.
00:51:07.000 And high dose marijuana has been proven to cause schizophrenic breaks in people.
00:51:12.000 Alex Berenson wrote a book about it, it's called Tell Your Children, and I agree with him.
00:51:15.000 I've met people that have had schizophrenic breaks from marijuana.
00:51:19.000 Forty percent of the world's industrial logging goes into making paper.
00:51:41.000 That's crazy!
00:51:44.000 Crazy.
00:51:45.000 And you're saying hemp could grow faster, like kind of like bamboo could grow faster.
00:51:49.000 That's actually renewable.
00:51:51.000 Like that term that people like to throw around, renewable, that's actually renewable.
00:51:56.000 It grows like a weed because it kind of is a weed.
00:51:59.000 My friend Todd used to have like a stalk of a mature hemp plant on his desk.
00:52:07.000 And it's about this thick around.
00:52:09.000 If that was a piece of oak, it would be really heavy.
00:52:12.000 But it's hard, like this table, which is oak, but it's light, like styrofoam.
00:52:17.000 It's light like balsa wood, but it's hard.
00:52:20.000 So it has incredible...
00:52:23.000 Power, like, in its fibers.
00:52:25.000 Its fibers are extremely unusual.
00:52:27.000 So they make the most durable clothing, like canvas.
00:52:31.000 The word canvas comes from cannabis.
00:52:34.000 But is this weed itself?
00:52:35.000 No.
00:52:35.000 Like, if you have, like, a weed plant, it's not the same thing?
00:52:37.000 No, well, you can.
00:52:38.000 It's the same thing.
00:52:39.000 But you can also grow strains of it that are not psychoactive at all.
00:52:44.000 It's just a similar, same family.
00:52:46.000 Exactly.
00:52:46.000 So they weren't growing it as a commodity for drug consumption.
00:52:51.000 They were growing it to make paper.
00:52:54.000 See, this is what happened.
00:52:55.000 I'm taking you down the dark conspiracy of marijuana road.
00:52:58.000 What happened is, in the 1930s, they invented a machine called the decorticator.
00:53:04.000 And what the decorticator did was it allowed you to effectively process hemp fiber easily and quickly.
00:53:11.000 So when Eli Whitney came out with the cotton gin, now all of a sudden, cotton became a very easy cloth to use, and people started wearing cotton ubiquitously, right?
00:53:22.000 Well, what they used to use was hemp, because hemp is way more durable.
00:53:27.000 I mean, crazy difference.
00:53:30.000 Like, I have a hemp jujitsu gi made by Datsusara, and you can't rip this motherfucker.
00:53:35.000 Like, you grab it, and I've had one of my gis is like eight years old.
00:53:40.000 But if I have a cotton ghee, eight years in, that shit's torn apart.
00:53:44.000 So the only thing that goes on those things are the threads.
00:53:47.000 And, you know, I guess you could make hemp threads.
00:53:50.000 I don't even know if they do.
00:53:51.000 But the point is it's like far more durable.
00:53:54.000 As a paper, it's a far superior paper.
00:53:56.000 Far superior.
00:53:58.000 Like, it's much tougher.
00:53:59.000 It's tough to—like, I've had hemp paper demonstrate to me, like, it's hard to rip, man.
00:54:04.000 Crazy.
00:54:05.000 It's weird.
00:54:06.000 It's a fucking alien plant.
00:54:08.000 It really is.
00:54:09.000 And when they invented this decorticator, well, William Randolph Hearst, who also owned Hearst Publications, who also owned paper mills.
00:54:18.000 And Scientific America had on the cover of their magazine, hemp, the new billion-dollar crop.
00:54:25.000 And it showed a decorticator to them.
00:54:27.000 It was all when they invented this thing.
00:54:30.000 So the propaganda to stop the industry of hemp from exploding.
00:54:35.000 DuPont came out with a chemical composition for nylon.
00:54:38.000 They were going to use nylon for ropes.
00:54:40.000 Hemp is what they always use for ropes.
00:54:41.000 Hemp is what they use for sales.
00:54:43.000 So that's a decorticator.
00:54:44.000 That looks like a modern one.
00:54:46.000 It doesn't look too complicated either.
00:54:48.000 Well, it's basically like a wheel with some teeth to it and it grinds the shit out of the hemp.
00:54:54.000 And what they used to use back in the day was slave labor.
00:54:57.000 So slave labor and, you know, poor people would have to do all this incredibly back-breaking work to break down the fibers because they're so tough and durable.
00:55:08.000 Well, then they invented this machine and once this machine got rolling, they're like, oh shit, let's start using hemp because it's way better.
00:55:15.000 So all this forest cutting down shit is completely unnecessary.
00:55:21.000 And it's because a paper guy wanted it.
00:55:23.000 100%.
00:55:23.000 And a paper guy in the 1930s.
00:55:26.000 And so he got together with Harry Anslinger and they utilized all these people that they were using to make alcohol illegal.
00:55:34.000 Excuse me.
00:55:35.000 The prohibitionists during the time where they were going after...
00:55:39.000 You know, whiskey manufacturers and gin makers and these moonshine people, which is where NASCAR came from, by the way.
00:55:46.000 NASCAR came out of moonshiners.
00:55:48.000 Driving quick.
00:55:48.000 Yeah.
00:55:49.000 They needed a souped-up car.
00:55:50.000 So they took those people who were just arresting people all over the country for alcohol, and then they sicked them on marijuana.
00:55:58.000 And marijuana was never the term for cannabis.
00:56:03.000 Marijuana was a slang term for a wild Mexican tobacco.
00:56:08.000 A totally different plan.
00:56:10.000 So William Randolph Hearst starts printing articles in his paper about Mexicans and black guys who are smoking this new drug, marijuana, and raping white women.
00:56:20.000 And then they fund Reefer Madness, and they fund these movies, these propaganda films.
00:56:25.000 And that's where that comes from.
00:56:26.000 Marijuana, cigarettes.
00:56:27.000 It all comes from hemp.
00:56:29.000 It all comes from the commodity, from them having this interest in paper.
00:56:35.000 Research suggests that hemp is twice as effective as trees at absorbing and locking up carbon.
00:56:41.000 So hemp is one of the fastest growing plants in the world.
00:56:43.000 It can grow 4 meters high in 100 days.
00:56:46.000 So in 100 days...
00:56:47.000 4 meters high in 100 days.
00:56:49.000 Yeah.
00:56:49.000 In 100 days, you have a new crop.
00:56:51.000 Yeah.
00:56:52.000 It's the best fucking thing we can grow for paper, which is 40% of all the trees we're chopping down.
00:56:59.000 And it takes forever.
00:57:00.000 Have you ever been to old growth forests in the Pacific Northwest where they do logging?
00:57:05.000 No.
00:57:05.000 Well, you've been to the Amazon.
00:57:06.000 You've seen the worst slash-and-burn art.
00:57:09.000 I know.
00:57:09.000 But the point is, if you go to these cut places, these places where they cut the trees, they grow new trees.
00:57:15.000 They plant new trees there.
00:57:17.000 But it takes forever.
00:57:18.000 It takes 20 years.
00:57:19.000 How old is a sequoia tree?
00:57:20.000 How old is a redwood?
00:57:21.000 Hundreds of years.
00:57:22.000 Thousands of years.
00:57:23.000 Yeah.
00:57:23.000 I see those pictures.
00:57:25.000 I can't remember this dude's name.
00:57:26.000 He takes a picture with the trees before the loggers come through.
00:57:30.000 I mean, trees, you know, double the size of this room.
00:57:32.000 And then he has this picture with the tree after.
00:57:35.000 And it's fucking heartbreaking.
00:57:36.000 It's a horrible thing, man.
00:57:38.000 It's horrible that we can just walk up to something that's a thousand years old and make a fucking basket out of it.
00:57:44.000 Like, this is unnecessary.
00:57:46.000 It's totally unnecessary.
00:57:48.000 Yep.
00:57:48.000 And it could, well, it can all be mitigated.
00:57:52.000 This can all be mitigated.
00:57:54.000 All of it can.
00:57:54.000 You know, the real problem is hardwoods.
00:57:57.000 You know, hardwoods are very, very valuable and people like them and, you know, and they're protected in some places and not others.
00:58:04.000 Like, in California, if you have oak trees, you can't chop them down unless you get it permanently.
00:58:08.000 We had a tree that was about to fall on our house.
00:58:11.000 It's like...
00:58:12.000 It's on the way going.
00:58:14.000 California, the earth tends to shake a little bit.
00:58:17.000 Things go sideways and your fucking house gets crushed by a tree.
00:58:22.000 We have to figure out how our desire for hardwood Like, the source of that hardwood.
00:58:30.000 If your desire for a beautiful, you know, mahogany table, they're beautiful.
00:58:35.000 Gorgeous.
00:58:35.000 Look at your desk.
00:58:36.000 Amazing.
00:58:37.000 But if you could go to the Amazon and see that someone chopped down a tree that you were describing, that massive tree, that people had probably hadn't seen in a hundred years or whatever...
00:58:47.000 Maybe ever.
00:58:48.000 Who knows?
00:58:49.000 Some of these trees are 1,200 years old.
00:58:51.000 Maybe there's no one else dumb enough to walk through that place with no water.
00:58:55.000 We might have been the first people to ever see that tree.
00:58:57.000 When I was in Scotland, they were claiming this...
00:59:00.000 I don't know if this is true, but...
00:59:02.000 Because there's a lot of really old shit in Scotland.
00:59:03.000 They have these stones.
00:59:05.000 Really?
00:59:05.000 Yeah, we were in Scotland.
00:59:06.000 There's these guide stones on the ground, and I go, what's that from?
00:59:09.000 They go, we don't know.
00:59:10.000 I go, how old is it?
00:59:12.000 They're like, it's about 5,000 years old.
00:59:13.000 I was like, what?
00:59:14.000 You just walk up to a 5,000-year-old stone.
00:59:16.000 There's a stone circle out there.
00:59:18.000 There's a stone circle that someone has constructed that's similar to Stonehenge, but on a much, much smaller scale.
00:59:25.000 And it's older than Stonehenge.
00:59:27.000 And it's just on the street in front of this dude's house.
00:59:30.000 So this guy said, do you want to see it?
00:59:31.000 It's not even like a heritage site.
00:59:32.000 No!
00:59:32.000 No, it has a little plaque that's like that big.
00:59:35.000 So we got out of the car, and we walk over to it.
00:59:38.000 You can walk on it.
00:59:38.000 You can stand on it.
00:59:39.000 I'm like, this is so weird.
00:59:41.000 Like, how old is this?
00:59:42.000 They're like, we're not exactly sure, but it's thousands and thousands of years old.
00:59:47.000 Like, the Druids made these things.
00:59:48.000 And no one knows where it came from.
00:59:49.000 They don't know.
00:59:50.000 They don't know who did it.
00:59:50.000 They don't know why.
00:59:51.000 This guidestone was just on the ground next to this pathway.
00:59:56.000 And I was like, what is this?
00:59:58.000 They're like, that's a 5,000-year-old guidestone.
01:00:00.000 I'm like, what is this?
01:00:01.000 What?
01:00:02.000 Who may put that there?
01:00:04.000 Why isn't a museum built around this fucking thing?
01:00:06.000 That's crazy that it's just laying on the ground.
01:00:09.000 No, I mean, is this a meteorite?
01:00:11.000 Yes.
01:00:12.000 That is a meteorite.
01:00:12.000 That's super cool.
01:00:14.000 So, weren't they saying that, so they were telling me that the oldest tree in the world is in Scotland.
01:00:20.000 I was like, I don't know how that's true.
01:00:21.000 I thought the oldest tree was, has to be in Africa.
01:00:24.000 Wouldn't it be?
01:00:25.000 I thought it was in the Middle East somewhere.
01:00:27.000 It was like one of those, it's like, you know, like six feet tall and like super rudy and like predates Jesus.
01:00:32.000 Like, you know, it's like ancient, ancient, ancient tree.
01:00:34.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:00:35.000 Like, what's the oldest tree in the...
01:00:36.000 This is just, I didn't want to tell the guy, get the fuck out of here to say the oldest tree.
01:00:39.000 He was, he was giving me a tour, a tour of the land.
01:00:43.000 These are coos.
01:00:44.000 These are coos.
01:00:46.000 They have cows.
01:00:47.000 They call the cows coos.
01:00:48.000 I go, what are you saying, man?
01:00:51.000 Scotland's oldest tree.
01:00:52.000 So it's 3,000 and 9,000 years old.
01:00:55.000 Between three and nine.
01:00:57.000 That's a big swing.
01:00:58.000 Yeah, they don't know.
01:00:59.000 I mean, that's the thing about that area.
01:01:01.000 There's a lot of just guessing.
01:01:03.000 There's a lot of just guessing.
01:01:05.000 So see if you can show me a photo of the oldest tree.
01:01:08.000 Yeah, they're gnarly looking, like you're saying.
01:01:09.000 It's not like a massive tree.
01:01:11.000 No.
01:01:12.000 It's, you know, when you walk by it, you would think, oh, it's just a tree.
01:01:16.000 You would never think that thing's 9,000 years old.
01:01:19.000 But I'm curious what the oldest tree period is.
01:01:21.000 I think that's the one.
01:01:23.000 That's the one they were saying is the oldest tree.
01:01:25.000 Well, this is just what this guy is telling me.
01:01:28.000 What is that one?
01:01:29.000 The oldest tree in the world.
01:01:31.000 What's that one?
01:01:32.000 Is it in the US? I don't think so, no.
01:01:35.000 Couldn't be, right?
01:01:36.000 I don't know.
01:01:37.000 Bristlecone.
01:01:38.000 Where's that one?
01:01:43.000 Where's bristlecone?
01:01:44.000 California.
01:01:46.000 So the oldest tree in the world is in California?
01:01:48.000 No, hold on.
01:01:49.000 It says something about Atlanta.
01:01:50.000 Oh, no, no, no.
01:01:51.000 I don't think they're saying it.
01:01:54.000 Trees Atlanta is the website.
01:01:55.000 That's kind of weird.
01:01:56.000 Is that maybe just like trees around the world that they're studying in Atlanta?
01:02:02.000 Mmm, the oldest tree in the world.
01:02:04.000 It looks like shit.
01:02:06.000 Looks like you would expect the oldest tree.
01:02:08.000 You wouldn't expect the oldest tree to look like those great redwoods.
01:02:11.000 California!
01:02:12.000 Doesn't have a single fucking leaf.
01:02:14.000 So how old is that one?
01:02:15.000 How old is the oldest tree in the world?
01:02:17.000 4,855 years old.
01:02:20.000 Yikes.
01:02:20.000 Methuselah.
01:02:21.000 They have a name for it.
01:02:23.000 So some cocksucker, you know there's some dude that's thinking about turning that into a desk.
01:02:27.000 You know, there's some fucking tech shithead.
01:02:31.000 U.S. Forest Service doesn't tell visitors precisely where Methuselah stands, nor does the organization release photographs of the ancient tree.
01:02:38.000 Someone's gonna fuck it up.
01:02:41.000 Can you look up how old the General Sherman is?
01:02:45.000 I'm curious about the Sequoias.
01:02:47.000 But this is interesting, Jimmy, because I guess that other website's incorrect, because the other website was saying it might be 9,000 years old.
01:02:54.000 This is the same tree right here, I think.
01:02:56.000 The yew from northern Wales, wouldn't that be...?
01:02:58.000 Yeah, but that's not Scotland.
01:03:00.000 Different country, but I'm sure they have some old shit, too.
01:03:03.000 Prometheus.
01:03:04.000 I think that's the thing about a lot of these old, old trees is it's kind of guesswork.
01:03:10.000 Yeah.
01:03:10.000 I don't think they really know.
01:03:11.000 And I think it probably behooves them, behooves them to exaggerate a little.
01:03:17.000 You know, because it's kind of a good bragging point.
01:03:21.000 Say, we got the oldest tree in the world.
01:03:22.000 Yeah, it's a draw for your town, whatever.
01:03:25.000 Sort of.
01:03:25.000 There's no one out there.
01:03:26.000 It was really cool.
01:03:27.000 Like six people come to see your tree.
01:03:28.000 There's no one in Scotland, bro.
01:03:29.000 This fucking...
01:03:29.000 Scotland is like...
01:03:30.000 the whole country is like the size of Austin.
01:03:32.000 This is something about the oldest...
01:03:33.000 In terms of population.
01:03:34.000 Largest known living single stem tree on earth.
01:03:37.000 Yeah.
01:03:38.000 Single stem tree?
01:03:39.000 Oh, interesting.
01:03:39.000 So not all complicated like the ones we just saw.
01:03:41.000 This is just like a pole.
01:03:42.000 A lot of the rainforest trees are like this, where it's just a pillar.
01:03:44.000 General Sherman.
01:03:45.000 So is that a sequoia?
01:03:46.000 Yeah.
01:03:47.000 Yeah, man.
01:03:48.000 Have you gone up to Northern California to that rainforest?
01:03:51.000 I haven't been up to Northern Cali, but where the General Sherman is, it looks...
01:03:56.000 You know if you play Super Mario 64, when you go into giant land?
01:04:01.000 There was a sequoia tree that had fallen over.
01:04:04.000 I mean, the thing was 36 feet thick.
01:04:06.000 I don't know.
01:04:07.000 But I was like, I couldn't climb on top of the tree.
01:04:09.000 And it fell over, and it went from here for a city block.
01:04:13.000 They have one that has a tunnel carved out where you can drive your car through it.
01:04:18.000 They're so cool.
01:04:19.000 And people want to cut them down.
01:04:20.000 Yeah.
01:04:20.000 There's people frothing to cut those things down.
01:04:22.000 Oh, yeah.
01:04:23.000 People are gross.
01:04:24.000 Especially some fucking psychopath who's on Adderall.
01:04:27.000 Sherman tree contains more wood volume in its trunk than any other tree on earth.
01:04:32.000 And you know that's not the biggest one.
01:04:34.000 That seems like to make sense to me.
01:04:36.000 Like, that's the oldest tree.
01:04:37.000 You know, when I see that little ratty little fucking bush in the desert, I'm like, that's not the old...
01:04:41.000 You lying, bitch.
01:04:42.000 Yeah.
01:04:43.000 See, I thought it would be somewhere on the side of a mountain, where it's like high wind, and they're growing slow over a thousand years, so no humans would have been up there, and every year it's just adding a millimeter to its...
01:04:54.000 Well, we know so much about the world in comparison to what they knew 500 years ago, but yet we still know so little.
01:05:03.000 They still, like 2010, they found a new human species.
01:05:07.000 The Denisovans.
01:05:08.000 They didn't even know the Denisovans were a thing until 2010. And now they think that the Denisovans, like a lot of the aborigine people in Australia, have Denisovan in them.
01:05:17.000 And maybe possibly even Neanderthal in them.
01:05:20.000 They only described the fact that there was two species and not one species of fucking elephant in Africa in the 90s.
01:05:27.000 Pfft.
01:05:28.000 Well, wasn't a gorilla like a myth until they went?
01:05:31.000 I think gorillas were like mythical creatures until like the 1800s.
01:05:37.000 Like, when did they discover gorillas?
01:05:39.000 I mean, I think the first European to see a gorilla probably had some mental issues.
01:05:44.000 Well, I'm sure Africans saw gorillas, but they couldn't get the word out.
01:05:46.000 But like the first explorer with his, you know, his chain mail to show up and look at a gorilla.
01:05:51.000 It wasn't until early 19th century that people native from the areas where they live, such as the Democratic Republic of the Congo and Gabon, knew guerrillas better, but among people outside of Africa, they were mostly mythological creatures.
01:06:05.000 There's human-like, big 400-pound monsters.
01:06:10.000 Insane.
01:06:12.000 This is a really controversial one.
01:06:15.000 It's the Bondo ape.
01:06:16.000 And that's a particular area of the Congo called Bili.
01:06:20.000 And Bili has this unusual strain of chimpanzees that have a crest on their head, like a gorilla.
01:06:26.000 So this is a normal chimpanzee skull.
01:06:28.000 Okay.
01:06:29.000 See how it's smooth on the top?
01:06:30.000 Gorillas have this big crest because their mandible muscles are so massive.
01:06:36.000 Attaches, yeah.
01:06:36.000 Because they mostly just, they only eat plants.
01:06:40.000 So they're mostly eating fiber.
01:06:41.000 So they're just crushing roots and stuff all day long.
01:06:45.000 It has to grab onto that.
01:06:46.000 Massive muscles.
01:06:47.000 Well, these chimpanzees, they thought initially they perhaps were a hybrid between chimpanzees and gorillas because they're much bigger.
01:06:54.000 They're like six feet tall.
01:06:56.000 A hybrid between chimpanzees.
01:06:57.000 And they're enormous.
01:06:58.000 It's a really controversial thing.
01:06:59.000 Some people think that it's just an unusual group of chimpanzees.
01:07:05.000 There's this area in Africa, there's a documentary on it called Relentless Enemies.
01:07:09.000 It's an amazing documentary about this river changed course over the years and these lions got stuck on this island with nothing but water buffalo.
01:07:18.000 So all the lions look like Yoel Romero.
01:07:20.000 They all just look fucking Brock Lesnar lions.
01:07:23.000 Female lions as big as male lions in other parts of Africa.
01:07:28.000 Super jack female lions just fucking up these water buffaloes.
01:07:31.000 Well, they do all the heavy lifting.
01:07:33.000 Yeah, because they have to adapt to their environment.
01:07:35.000 So there was some thought that maybe this was a particular strain of chimpanzee that had adapted and was just unusually large.
01:07:43.000 But they're fucking huge, man.
01:07:45.000 There's a guy named Carl Armand.
01:07:47.000 He's a Swiss wildlife photographer.
01:07:49.000 And he dedicated his life to exploring these animals and documenting them.
01:07:54.000 And he got photographs of them on a camera trap walking on two legs.
01:07:58.000 Bro, you guys see what they look like?
01:07:59.000 Oh yeah, they look nutty.
01:08:01.000 They look nutty.
01:08:02.000 I mean, they're hunched over a little bit, but they look so much bigger than a regular chimpanzee.
01:08:07.000 So this is a real thing?
01:08:07.000 This isn't like cryptozoology?
01:08:08.000 No, they have tissue samples, they have bones, they have everything.
01:08:12.000 So we have separate DNA? Yep, plenty of videos of these things.
01:08:16.000 It's an actual animal.
01:08:17.000 The question is, is this a subspecies?
01:08:20.000 Is it a completely different species?
01:08:22.000 It's like, right, you know they have bonobos.
01:08:25.000 Can we be able to tell that from the tissue?
01:08:26.000 Well, it's a novel tissue, though, right?
01:08:29.000 So it's a new thing.
01:08:30.000 So if it is, they're trying to figure out exactly what happened and how many of them there are.
01:08:36.000 And it seems to be in this incredibly dense, war-torn area of the Congo where these things live.
01:08:41.000 But we know there's bonobos, right?
01:08:44.000 Which kind of look like chimpanzees, but they're really different.
01:08:46.000 They're not violent at all.
01:08:48.000 They just fuck.
01:08:49.000 They have arguments and they fuck each other.
01:08:52.000 And that's how they get over everything.
01:08:53.000 They use hemp.
01:08:54.000 Yeah, they probably do.
01:08:55.000 They're probably stoner monkeys.
01:08:56.000 I wonder what's in their diet.
01:08:57.000 But these monkeys, these chimpanzees, they're very different than the other chimpanzees, like from Chimp Nation, where they're super violent, and they kill monkeys all day, and they fight over fruit.
01:09:09.000 Chimp Nation is the show.
01:09:11.000 Netflix.
01:09:11.000 Netflix document.
01:09:12.000 Fucking amazing.
01:09:13.000 That's the one where the scientists were embedded with these chimpanzees for 20 years.
01:09:18.000 So the chimpanzees behave completely normal.
01:09:21.000 When you say embedded, like what Goodall did, like sitting there, like right there?
01:09:24.000 Yes.
01:09:24.000 They lived with them.
01:09:25.000 So they set up camp in these forests, and they had very clear rules.
01:09:29.000 Number one, stay 20 yards away, always.
01:09:32.000 Not much.
01:09:33.000 Not much.
01:09:34.000 Pretty close.
01:09:34.000 But when it gets closer to 20 yards, get out of there.
01:09:37.000 No food.
01:09:38.000 Don't bring any food.
01:09:39.000 Don't look them in the eyes.
01:09:40.000 No fucking around.
01:09:41.000 And so the chimpanzees, their whole life...
01:09:44.000 Chimpanzee lives, you know, in the wild, probably 15, 20 years or whatever.
01:09:48.000 Their whole life they've been around these people.
01:09:49.000 So they act completely normal.
01:09:51.000 Those people are just like another tree.
01:09:53.000 Just another thing that's not of consequence.
01:09:55.000 It doesn't steal resources from them.
01:09:57.000 It doesn't try to intimidate them.
01:09:59.000 It doesn't infringe on their territory.
01:10:00.000 Never gets closer than 20 yards.
01:10:02.000 No worries.
01:10:03.000 So because of that, they've got this insane footage.
01:10:06.000 It's one of the most incredible documentary series of all time.
01:10:10.000 And they study the social behavior between the chimpanzees.
01:10:13.000 And I had the guy on who directed it.
01:10:15.000 It was really fascinating.
01:10:16.000 I'm like, how often do they eat monkeys?
01:10:17.000 He's like, dude, we couldn't even show them all.
01:10:19.000 They're just eating monkeys all day.
01:10:21.000 That's their favorite thing to do.
01:10:22.000 And they just rip them apart.
01:10:23.000 Yeah.
01:10:23.000 And they didn't even know that until the 90s.
01:10:25.000 When David Attenborough went to the jungle to film chimpanzees, they caught them hunting monkeys and eating them alive.
01:10:32.000 It's terrifying.
01:10:33.000 It's crazy.
01:10:34.000 It is terrifying.
01:10:35.000 There's a monkey and this chimp has it like his hand is around its waist and it's just eating it from the hips down like this.
01:10:43.000 And the monkey's going, Jesus!
01:10:46.000 It's just got this little monkey face that looks so much like ours.
01:10:49.000 It's so close to us.
01:10:51.000 And this chimp's just chewing chunks.
01:10:53.000 And so they have 20 years.
01:10:54.000 Pulling a leg off and handed it to this other chimp and he's chewing it.
01:10:58.000 They share?
01:10:58.000 Oh yeah, they share.
01:10:59.000 They share.
01:10:59.000 Well, that's a big part of this docu-series.
01:11:02.000 Interesting.
01:11:03.000 Is how they set up those social structures.
01:11:05.000 Their social structures are so similar to ours.
01:11:08.000 We think that the biggest chimpanzees, like the alpha male, it's not.
01:11:13.000 Some of them it's not.
01:11:14.000 It's a smart one who has made comrades and made a community and is very fair.
01:11:20.000 Chimpanzees have a very strong sense of fairness and being slighted.
01:11:25.000 Like, if one of the elders doesn't get a piece of the monkey, they get fucking furious.
01:11:29.000 Like, what have you done?
01:11:31.000 Like, you have to make right.
01:11:32.000 Like, you have to, like, soothe people's or monkeys, chimpanzees' anger at being slighted.
01:11:39.000 Dude.
01:11:39.000 Yeah, well, I always remember this as a kid.
01:11:42.000 I was watching a nature show, and I called it the third beetle principle.
01:11:46.000 The two male beetles were battling, and the female's watching.
01:11:50.000 And while the two male beetles are battling, the third beetle comes and fucks the female.
01:11:54.000 That's what happens with elk all the time.
01:11:56.000 And it was just like, you know, be a third beetle.
01:11:57.000 Yeah.
01:11:58.000 They studied white-tailed deer as well.
01:12:00.000 Same thing happens.
01:12:01.000 The big guys are fighting, and when the big guys are fighting, the little sneaky ones are like, Hey, what's up, baby?
01:12:07.000 Yeah, ladies like them.
01:12:08.000 They're smart.
01:12:09.000 See if you can find a photograph of that Bondo ape.
01:12:13.000 Yes, please.
01:12:13.000 Again, very controversial.
01:12:15.000 Why is it controversial, though?
01:12:17.000 Because people don't want to believe it's real.
01:12:18.000 That's the same one, right?
01:12:19.000 Yeah, that one's a dead one that they shot at an airport.
01:12:22.000 Look at the size of it compared to those guys.
01:12:24.000 It's so much bigger than that.
01:12:26.000 I was just trying to get on a plane.
01:12:28.000 You ever see that movie, The Congo?
01:12:30.000 It's a stupid movie.
01:12:31.000 I read the book.
01:12:33.000 It was a cool book.
01:12:34.000 Where the gorillas could talk.
01:12:35.000 But those chimpanzees, the crazy chimpanzees, were based on these Bondo apes.
01:12:39.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:12:40.000 That's the idea.
01:12:42.000 Look at that picture up in the top right, the black and white one.
01:12:45.000 Yeah.
01:12:46.000 Well, find the camera trap photo.
01:12:48.000 Scroll down a little bit.
01:12:49.000 It'll probably be one of the first photos that you see.
01:12:52.000 There's a camera trap photograph.
01:12:54.000 No, that's a different one.
01:12:55.000 That's one that lived in America.
01:12:59.000 If I saw that in the forest, I would kill myself.
01:13:01.000 There's one, they called them humanzy, and they thought at one point in time that maybe somebody had fucked a chimpanzee.
01:13:10.000 These are all cool.
01:13:10.000 That's it.
01:13:11.000 That's it.
01:13:12.000 What it says, World of Karl Amann on the top shelf?
01:13:15.000 Yeah, right there.
01:13:16.000 That's the camera trap photo.
01:13:19.000 That's not the best version of it.
01:13:20.000 I've seen more clear version, but he's walking around and they're enormous.
01:13:26.000 These guys said they had a Land Rover and they had a Defender and they stopped, or whatever the truck was, they stopped the truck in the road as one walked by and it was taller than the truck.
01:13:36.000 What?
01:13:37.000 So they're huge.
01:13:38.000 They're enormous.
01:13:39.000 Some of them are, like I said, they're like six foot tall chimpanzees.
01:13:44.000 And just imagine how strong a regular chimp is.
01:13:48.000 So that's definitely that one up there.
01:13:50.000 Click on that.
01:13:51.000 Click on the gallery.
01:13:53.000 So Carl Armand is this guy who was this wildlife photographer that when they became aware of this subspecies.
01:14:01.000 See the photographs of the skull?
01:14:03.000 Yeah.
01:14:03.000 See that ridge.
01:14:04.000 Right, so the one behind it is a regular chimpanzee skull, and then the much larger one is the Bondo ape skull.
01:14:10.000 They also nest on the ground like gorillas.
01:14:13.000 They're like, nobody's fucking with me.
01:14:15.000 Yikes.
01:14:16.000 They're fucking huge, man.
01:14:18.000 And there's not a large population of them, and it's not very well studied.
01:14:23.000 Because it's so remote.
01:14:24.000 It's very fucking dangerous to get there.
01:14:27.000 But you see those bones on the ground?
01:14:29.000 Show that image again.
01:14:30.000 Look at the size difference between the regular chimpanzee skull in the background and then the Bondo ape in the foreground.
01:14:36.000 And look at the crest on the head.
01:14:38.000 Nuts!
01:14:39.000 The locals have two names for chimpanzees.
01:14:43.000 They call them tree beaters and lion killers.
01:14:45.000 Lion killers?
01:14:46.000 Lion killers.
01:14:47.000 And the lion killers, first of all, there's no lions in the jungle.
01:14:51.000 Lion's not king of the jungle.
01:14:52.000 Well, there's no lions.
01:14:53.000 The lions live in the savannah, right?
01:14:54.000 So calling them lion killers is probably just a fun name.
01:14:56.000 But they have found, they did video one that was eating a jaguar.
01:15:02.000 Or a leopard, rather.
01:15:03.000 A leopard.
01:15:04.000 But they don't know if it found the leopard dead and ate it.
01:15:07.000 They don't know what the fuck happened.
01:15:08.000 They could have cornered it.
01:15:08.000 Did it really jack a leopard?
01:15:11.000 I mean, maybe it was a small leopard.
01:15:13.000 Well, you got to think, if it's really six feet tall.
01:15:16.000 So a regular chimpanzee gets to be, like a full-grown male, is probably like 180 pounds.
01:15:22.000 Like a big, giant, jacked chimpanzee.
01:15:24.000 180?
01:15:25.000 180 pounds and the strength of a 500-pound man.
01:15:28.000 So you weigh probably close to it, right?
01:15:31.000 I'm 180. So your weight but the strength of a 500-pound man.
01:15:36.000 Now imagine one that's not 5 feet tall but 6 feet tall and is not 200 pounds but 300 pounds or 350. What?
01:15:48.000 Get that guy in the octagon.
01:15:51.000 Dude, fuck that.
01:15:53.000 A regular chimpanzee would fuck a human up.
01:15:55.000 But that photograph of those two men that's sitting there with one that they shot, that's one that they think is confirmed to be one of these Bondo apes.
01:16:03.000 And it's so much bigger than them.
01:16:05.000 But you have to think, like, okay, these guys, first of all, they're in the background, just like when you catch a fish, you hold the fish out in front of you.
01:16:12.000 It's a perspective thing.
01:16:13.000 This is an anaconda.
01:16:14.000 Exactly.
01:16:15.000 But the guy does have his hand on his shoulder and just there's some things you can't fake like the size of his nuts.
01:16:21.000 I was gonna say, the size of his nuts is the size of that guy's face.
01:16:23.000 And look at the size of his hand.
01:16:25.000 His hand's massive.
01:16:27.000 There's a massive chimpanzee.
01:16:29.000 Grab onto some serious branches with that.
01:16:32.000 Google Humanzi.
01:16:34.000 Because Humanzi was a weird one.
01:16:35.000 These people had this chimpanzee and they dressed it up like a person and it had weird facial features where it looked like so similar to a person.
01:16:45.000 Yeesh.
01:16:46.000 It looks weird.
01:16:47.000 There's better images of it and there's video of this but I think Dude.
01:16:52.000 Along the way.
01:16:53.000 That one right there to the left of that.
01:16:55.000 Yeah, right there where you're at is good too.
01:16:57.000 So, look at his face.
01:16:58.000 I don't like that.
01:16:59.000 Strange, right?
01:17:01.000 Strange features.
01:17:02.000 He looks like he could work at a bank.
01:17:04.000 Very weird.
01:17:04.000 So it led people to think that...
01:17:07.000 His name is Oliver.
01:17:08.000 It led people to think that Oliver was some sort of a hybrid.
01:17:11.000 But it doesn't seem like he is.
01:17:13.000 It just seems like he just had an odd facial...
01:17:15.000 But look, they put him in a fucking suit and tie and shit.
01:17:17.000 And they're fine, but he came sexually attracted to his care and preferred humans over chimps.
01:17:23.000 The problem with those things is they're horny, just like, you know, and he doesn't even know there's other chimps because he doesn't get to see them.
01:17:30.000 You look close enough.
01:17:31.000 He's like, I'll fuck you, lady.
01:17:33.000 And, like, she's taking care of him.
01:17:34.000 He's like, take care of this.
01:17:37.000 He's a horny chimpanzee.
01:17:40.000 I've heard that orangutans do that, too.
01:17:41.000 I'm sure!
01:17:42.000 They're primates.
01:17:43.000 Well, this is, you know, that's that Chimp Nation show that's on.
01:17:47.000 Have you seen that on Netflix?
01:17:48.000 I haven't seen.
01:17:49.000 I've been obsessed with the 100-foot wave.
01:17:52.000 I'm serious.
01:17:53.000 Not Chimp Nation.
01:17:54.000 Chimp Crazy.
01:17:55.000 Chimp Crazy is all about these people that are like the Tiger King people.
01:17:59.000 Instead of having tigers, they have chimps.
01:18:01.000 Just crazy people with chimps in their house.
01:18:03.000 Yeah, Carl's up.
01:18:04.000 He's like, what the fuck?
01:18:05.000 Chimps?
01:18:05.000 They'll eat you, Carl.
01:18:07.000 In a goddamn heartbeat.
01:18:09.000 This article about Oliver has this photo we've used a lot.
01:18:13.000 Oh, that's not Oliver.
01:18:15.000 No, that article's bullshit.
01:18:17.000 He was taken.
01:18:18.000 Yeah, that's just another chimpanzee.
01:18:19.000 That's not him.
01:18:20.000 But I'm sure they took him from the Congo.
01:18:24.000 I mean, or wherever.
01:18:26.000 Apparently, this is also something that we learned from the guys from Chimp Crazy that we're on.
01:18:31.000 We're explaining how this trade works, where they kidnap these babies from their mother, and then they start raising them in captivity in America, and some places, like Wyoming, it's legal, so they all go to Wyoming, or was it Missouri?
01:18:45.000 Where was it that they buy chimps?
01:18:48.000 Missouri, right?
01:18:49.000 I mean, the whole Tiger King thing, that was terrifying.
01:18:52.000 Fucking nuts, man.
01:18:53.000 Dude, those people all are just normal people that have Wild animals.
01:18:58.000 Ligers.
01:18:59.000 Dude, they...
01:19:00.000 I don't know if I should say this.
01:19:01.000 Way before the Tiger King thing, one of the dudes, not the main Tiger King guy, one of the other guys, the Myrtle Beach guy, invited me to his place.
01:19:10.000 Is that the guy who runs the sex cult?
01:19:12.000 Yeah.
01:19:13.000 And he was like, you gotta help me legitimize my shit.
01:19:16.000 I'm a real conservationist.
01:19:17.000 Oh, God.
01:19:18.000 I'm sure you are, buddy.
01:19:19.000 Me and my friend Mohsen, we do all the photography, all the Amazon Fire stuff together, and I was like, you want to go fucking hang out with tigers for a weekend?
01:19:26.000 He was like, yeah, let's go.
01:19:27.000 And so they were like, look, we're legit.
01:19:29.000 You're a real conservationist.
01:19:31.000 Come over here.
01:19:31.000 Tell the world about us.
01:19:34.000 So what they do is they have people sit in a circle, and you can go with your date and pay for this, and they put a tiger cub in your lap.
01:19:40.000 Great.
01:19:41.000 Cool.
01:19:42.000 But then what do you do with those 16 tiger cubs next year when they weigh 500 pounds?
01:19:48.000 And that's the answer.
01:19:49.000 They all have an incinerator on site.
01:19:51.000 Oh no.
01:19:52.000 Yeah, so they're breeding tigers and incinerating them.
01:19:54.000 Also, I was standing there.
01:19:56.000 So many weird things happened that weekend, dude.
01:19:58.000 It was like, it was going into a- So when they get to be dangerous, they just shoot them?
01:20:01.000 And burn them?
01:20:01.000 I don't know how they euthanize them, but they have an incinerator on site.
01:20:05.000 Oh.
01:20:05.000 And they're producing tigers, and you go, where do the tigers go?
01:20:08.000 Oh my god.
01:20:09.000 They go, well, you know.
01:20:11.000 Oh no.
01:20:12.000 And they're going, save tigers, save the world, and there's animals everywhere.
01:20:15.000 I was doing something, and the girl walks by with a liger, and I felt like I was on mushrooms.
01:20:23.000 The thing's fucking head is this big.
01:20:25.000 Yeah, it's so big.
01:20:26.000 You know in Sandlot when they see the beast and it's like an animatronic giant?
01:20:30.000 It looked ridiculous.
01:20:31.000 This liger walked by and was as tall as I was and I just went, I don't like it here.
01:20:36.000 Well, it's a weird hybrid because...
01:20:39.000 Is it a male tiger and a female lion, or a male lion and a female tiger?
01:20:44.000 I think it's a male tiger.
01:20:46.000 So, the problem is, in male lions, the gene that regulates size So when a male lion breeds with a female lion, I might be fucking this up, but I know that this is the problem with the liger,
01:21:02.000 why they're so big, is because whether it's the male or the female, so it's a hybrid opposite of male lion and a tiger female.
01:21:10.000 Okay, so in the female lion then, Or in the male tiger, one of them, there's this gene that regulates how big you get.
01:21:19.000 And it doesn't exist in the liger.
01:21:21.000 They don't look right.
01:21:22.000 They get so big.
01:21:24.000 Their head.
01:21:25.000 How big do they get, Jamie?
01:21:30.000 Jesus Christ.
01:21:31.000 But a Siberian Tiger, I think, can also get like 900 pounds.
01:21:34.000 Like an M.O.R. Tiger.
01:21:36.000 I think they can get pretty big.
01:21:37.000 I think so too.
01:21:38.000 I think a Liger is way off the charts.
01:21:41.000 I think Ligers might be bigger than that.
01:21:43.000 Yep.
01:21:44.000 Scroll down a little bit, Jamie.
01:21:45.000 800 pounds.
01:21:47.000 900 pounds.
01:21:49.000 That's the cat.
01:21:50.000 That's the dude.
01:21:51.000 Yeah.
01:21:52.000 So this one says it got to 922 pounds.
01:21:56.000 Hercules, the largest non-obese liger.
01:21:59.000 So he's non-obese, not fatso.
01:22:01.000 They try to cheat.
01:22:02.000 Give him donuts.
01:22:03.000 That's some body positive bullshit.
01:22:04.000 He's obese.
01:22:05.000 I bet he's not if he's 922. Wow.
01:22:09.000 When he was three years old, he weighed 408 pounds.
01:22:14.000 Oh my God!
01:22:15.000 900 pounds!
01:22:17.000 408 kilograms!
01:22:18.000 Oh my God!
01:22:19.000 And now it weighs...
01:22:20.000 Oh my God!
01:22:21.000 Valley of the King's Animal Sanctuary in Wisconsin had a male liger named Nook who weighed over 1,213 pounds.
01:22:28.000 Oh my God!
01:22:32.000 So lion and tiger in captivity are under 1,100 pounds.
01:22:36.000 How big does a Siberian tiger get?
01:22:40.000 What's the largest Siberian tiger?
01:22:42.000 See, that I would say 900 pounds.
01:22:44.000 I feel like that upper limit is 900 pounds and I have from nose to tail about 12 feet.
01:22:49.000 Those are my guesses.
01:22:51.000 That's such a big animal, the Siberian.
01:22:52.000 11 feet long.
01:22:54.000 Yeah.
01:22:55.000 That book, The Tiger, is one of the best books.
01:22:58.000 It's 10 foot 11 inches long from nose to tail, weighed 932 pounds.
01:23:04.000 Look at that face.
01:23:05.000 Bro, they're so beautiful, too.
01:23:08.000 That's what's crazy, that it's a cat that lives in the snow.
01:23:12.000 Like, you think of tigers, you think of India.
01:23:15.000 You think of the jungle.
01:23:16.000 You don't think of a cat that lives in Siberia.
01:23:19.000 And it's the biggest one.
01:23:20.000 And messes up the bears.
01:23:21.000 Oh, good lord.
01:23:22.000 And controls the wolf populations.
01:23:24.000 Good lord.
01:23:26.000 Good lord.
01:23:28.000 That paw.
01:23:28.000 That paw.
01:23:28.000 Oh my god.
01:23:29.000 Yeah.
01:23:30.000 And just, it's crazy that it's such a gorgeous thing that's killing you.
01:23:33.000 They're so beautiful.
01:23:34.000 Like, when you see them, it's probably part of the trick.
01:23:37.000 Like, you're, like, hypnotized about how beautiful it is.
01:23:39.000 Like, what?
01:23:40.000 Yeah.
01:23:40.000 Look at this thing.
01:23:41.000 Well, did you ever see in Life in Color, they show you the spectrum that deer see in, they don't see orange?
01:23:45.000 Right.
01:23:46.000 Because that was my question growing up as a kid.
01:23:47.000 I was like, if you want to blend in, why the hell would you be orange and white and black?
01:23:52.000 It seems like that's like the most...
01:23:53.000 It's like having a neon sign.
01:23:54.000 Well, that's because the most dangerous thing in the forest is people.
01:23:57.000 Especially people with guns.
01:23:59.000 Yeah, no, no, no.
01:24:00.000 But I'm saying before that is when they...
01:24:01.000 But that's why they did it.
01:24:03.000 They do it so that you don't get shot by hunters.
01:24:06.000 That's the whole reason why you have orange on.
01:24:09.000 Sure, but I'm saying it stands out.
01:24:10.000 But I'm saying, so my question was, why would a tiger...
01:24:13.000 Because deer see orange, it's just more green.
01:24:15.000 Because tigers live in the grass, and there's a lot of shadows and stripes.
01:24:19.000 Yeah, they show you...
01:24:20.000 They can move around.
01:24:21.000 They show you deer vision, and they literally don't register that color orange.
01:24:24.000 So it just looks like more green shit.
01:24:26.000 And a tiger vanishes.
01:24:27.000 It's such a cool clip.
01:24:28.000 It's on one of those...
01:24:29.000 I think that's also why zebras have those funky stripes.
01:24:33.000 I think it fucks with them.
01:24:34.000 Yeah, it confuses the predators.
01:24:35.000 I think all those lines fuck with them.
01:24:36.000 Because they're not seeing things like, we're seeing this cup, we're seeing your phone, seeing writing.
01:24:42.000 I don't think they see like that.
01:24:44.000 A lot of it is edge detection and motion.
01:24:47.000 I was just elk hunting and I got a video on my Instagram.
01:24:51.000 See how they blend in?
01:24:54.000 So they would not see all that stuff.
01:24:56.000 They would just see what looks like branches.
01:24:58.000 Yeah, like squint and look at that image.
01:25:00.000 And it's easy to see it for us.
01:25:01.000 It's very difficult to see it for them.
01:25:03.000 And if they're in the jungle, densely foliated jungle, and there's all these trees and shit, they would just blend right the fuck in.
01:25:11.000 And just lay in wait for something that's slower than them.
01:25:16.000 But I was thinking when you were saying about the Bondo ape, one of the things that we're doing now is we're using Starlink to deploy camera traps in areas because you just take a Starlink, put it up in the top of a tree.
01:25:26.000 I have a guy on my team, Stefan, he figured this out.
01:25:28.000 We take Starlink, you put it up in the top of a tree so it has access.
01:25:32.000 Someone's gotta climb the tree.
01:25:33.000 You put a solar panel attached to it?
01:25:34.000 You gotta have Starlink and a solar panel and just like a little box to run everything.
01:25:39.000 And then you can deploy remote camera traps around.
01:25:42.000 So we're getting now, we haven't published this yet, but we're getting live feed from parts of the Amazon where there's no people.
01:25:47.000 And with the Starlink, you can send it back to you with Wi-Fi so you don't have to get the cards.
01:25:52.000 Dude, we get updates on our phones.
01:25:54.000 Oh my god, that's incredible.
01:25:55.000 So if we did this in Bondo Ape territory...
01:25:58.000 You'd probably find them.
01:25:59.000 Yeah.
01:25:59.000 But you probably get fucked up getting in there and putting that stuff up there.
01:26:03.000 That's the problem.
01:26:04.000 It's humans.
01:26:04.000 Me and Lex could do it.
01:26:06.000 The problem is the humans.
01:26:08.000 I mean, it's essentially run by- It's a war zone.
01:26:10.000 It's a war zone run by warlords.
01:26:12.000 And then if you go into the Congo, you have the cobalt mines.
01:26:15.000 You have all these things that are run by China.
01:26:17.000 There's all the slave labor operations that are going out there.
01:26:20.000 And it's just the whole area.
01:26:22.000 My friend Justin, he runs this charity, Fight for the Forgotten.
01:26:26.000 He goes to the Congo and he builds wells.
01:26:29.000 And, you know, we've had him on a few times to talk about his experiences over there.
01:26:33.000 But getting to these people to try to build wells for them is fucking just fraught with peril.
01:26:39.000 You're dealing with just gunfights break out.
01:26:42.000 People get robbed.
01:26:44.000 People get pulled over and guns held to their head.
01:26:47.000 Everything gets stolen from them.
01:26:48.000 It's like Blood Diamond.
01:26:49.000 Yes.
01:26:49.000 Just lawlessness.
01:26:51.000 Run by warlords.
01:26:53.000 Different towns, you go into a run by different people.
01:26:57.000 You have to have translators.
01:26:59.000 Sometimes translators are like, this is not good, this is not good.
01:27:01.000 And you're like, oh, fuck.
01:27:02.000 And you're just over there trying to help people.
01:27:07.000 So if you're going to study these chimpanzees, this ain't...
01:27:10.000 No, you can't just walk in there.
01:27:12.000 You know, this ain't like the fucking Pacific Northwest, just going to the woods and like, oh, there's a deer.
01:27:16.000 No, this is, you're dealing with humans.
01:27:19.000 Dangerous humans who are desperate and who have lived their whole life in these conditions.
01:27:24.000 Yeah.
01:27:24.000 When you go elk hunting, how long is an elk hunt for you?
01:27:29.000 I give myself a week.
01:27:31.000 I always have a week.
01:27:32.000 But a lot of guys who have more time, they'll do 10 days.
01:27:35.000 It depends on what kind of hunting you're doing.
01:27:37.000 I'm doing it in places where it's private access, so it's not...
01:27:43.000 If you have public land, you're gonna get a lot of hunters on that land, especially if there's elk, and it pushes the elk deeper and deeper into the forest.
01:27:50.000 And if you want to really find them, a lot of these guys, they'll put their, like my friend Aaron Snyder, he'll put a backpack on, he'll go two weeks, and they'll go, you know, 26, 30 miles in, and that's where the elk are.
01:28:04.000 And so, not only that, you have to pack them out.
01:28:06.000 Oh yeah.
01:28:07.000 So if you kill an elk, 30 miles in and it's 30 miles as the crow flies.
01:28:14.000 30 miles of terrain.
01:28:15.000 You're going up and down and up and down, thousands of feet of elevation, and it takes them days to get the animal out.
01:28:23.000 I've seen the videos of that guy.
01:28:24.000 You had this guy on.
01:28:25.000 He's awesome.
01:28:26.000 Donnie Vincent?
01:28:27.000 Yes.
01:28:28.000 He does a very good job of documenting his elk hunts.
01:28:31.000 And he's always got the backpack with the antlers on.
01:28:33.000 Yep.
01:28:33.000 And you have to have a fucking strong back, man.
01:28:37.000 Yeah.
01:28:38.000 Trekking poles are a must, and you're carrying something on your back that's almost what you weigh.
01:28:43.000 You got a person on your back, and you're trying to go 30 miles.
01:28:46.000 Elevation.
01:28:46.000 And that's only one trip.
01:28:48.000 Yeah.
01:28:49.000 You're done.
01:28:49.000 You drop it off.
01:28:51.000 You have to get it on ice or do something, depending rather on what the temperature is outside.
01:28:56.000 You have to preserve the meat.
01:28:57.000 You have to put it somewhere, usually in a cooler.
01:28:59.000 You lock it down.
01:29:00.000 Whatever you do, you quarter it out, bone it out, and then you're going back.
01:29:04.000 You're going 30 miles for load number two.
01:29:06.000 If you're solo, there's a lot of guys that solo elk hunt, you might have to go in four times to get all the meat out because you physically can't carry it all 30 miles up and down the mountains without risk of dying.
01:29:21.000 No, how much is an elk?
01:29:22.000 I mean, elk is gigantic.
01:29:23.000 Hundreds of pounds of meat.
01:29:25.000 So I can tell you exactly, because we shot these elk in Utah, and then we brought them to this meat processing place that makes you sausages and all kinds of cool shit, and they weigh it.
01:29:39.000 So they weigh your meat.
01:29:40.000 It was 400 pounds of meat.
01:29:42.000 Of harvested meat.
01:29:43.000 Yeah, I mean, there's bones.
01:29:45.000 No, there's still bones.
01:29:46.000 There's still bones.
01:29:46.000 And the quarters.
01:29:47.000 But the bones aren't that much weight.
01:29:49.000 Let's just say the bones are 100 pounds.
01:29:52.000 I don't think they are.
01:29:53.000 But let's say they are.
01:29:54.000 Yeah, I don't think they are.
01:29:57.000 Because it's just a couple leg bones.
01:29:58.000 It's quartered.
01:29:59.000 So it's basically the femurs.
01:30:01.000 It's, you know, like a rear hind quarter and a front quarter.
01:30:05.000 Yeah.
01:30:05.000 Let's say it's 100 pounds.
01:30:06.000 It's still 300 pounds of meat you've got to get out on your own.
01:30:11.000 Yeah.
01:30:11.000 You.
01:30:12.000 300 pounds on your back.
01:30:14.000 So you've got to do it in 100 pound trips, probably, if you're smart, but some guys get crazy.
01:30:20.000 100 pound pack is a lot.
01:30:21.000 Dude, I know it is.
01:30:22.000 I know a guy who fucked his back up because he tried to do 180 pounds and he went like 25 miles and his back is destroyed.
01:30:29.000 His back is so destroyed that one of his arms is atrophying because his nerves are getting pinched because his fucking discs are all bulged out and fucked up.
01:30:37.000 So you shoot an elk and then you, let's say you're with two guys, I don't know, you take as much as you can and you come out.
01:30:44.000 Now in the meantime, that carcass is sitting there You just try and get back as soon as you can?
01:30:49.000 The meat doesn't go bad?
01:30:50.000 No, it's cold out.
01:30:51.000 It's cold out.
01:30:52.000 When I was hunting, it was hailing.
01:30:54.000 Some of the days it was in the 30s, some of the days it was in the 40s.
01:31:00.000 So it'll stay overnight?
01:31:01.000 Yeah, it totally can, but we didn't have to wait overnight.
01:31:04.000 We packed it out that day.
01:31:05.000 I got very lucky that my friends came down and helped me.
01:31:09.000 So we were in the bottom of this canyon.
01:31:11.000 It's very, very steep.
01:31:13.000 This part that's like extremely difficult to get to, which is why the elk go there.
01:31:18.000 So it's like you have to be very physically fit just to get there.
01:31:22.000 When I do cardio, getting ready for elk hunts, literally I get ready for it like I have to go into a fight or something.
01:31:29.000 You train for it.
01:31:30.000 I'm doing sprints on the Airdyne machine just to pump my legs up.
01:31:34.000 I'm doing box jumps and box steps with weights.
01:31:37.000 I'm doing all these body weight squats.
01:31:38.000 It's just to have strong legs.
01:31:40.000 Just because you have to deal with this terrain.
01:31:43.000 If you want to go where the elk are.
01:31:44.000 Because they know where the cats are.
01:31:46.000 And they know where they can hide.
01:31:48.000 And they know where they can get away from people.
01:31:49.000 And that's in the areas that are hard to get to, which is the mountains.
01:31:52.000 And the more hard to get to, and the elk go up like it's nothing.
01:31:55.000 Like...
01:31:56.000 They just fucking run right up.
01:31:58.000 It's so wild to watch because you're struggling to go like a mile an hour and these motherfuckers are like running over the top of the hill like it's nothing.
01:32:07.000 But that's why they're there.
01:32:09.000 They're there because they know that it's tough to get there and people won't fuck with them there and they rarely get fucked with there.
01:32:15.000 So that's how you have to get to.
01:32:16.000 So I got lucky that there was five guys in camp with me and everyone took a load and I think Cam Haynes has a photo of it on his Instagram of all of us packing it out.
01:32:27.000 It was in one of those multiple photo things.
01:32:29.000 So that helped a lot because if it was just me and my friend Colton who was my guide, it would have probably taken us...
01:32:38.000 Fucking most of the day.
01:32:39.000 Yeah.
01:32:40.000 Most of the day just to get it to the top of the hill where you can get a 4x4 to it.
01:32:43.000 So you're not worried about you don't have like camping gear also?
01:32:46.000 No, no.
01:32:47.000 That's good.
01:32:47.000 Yeah, but a lot of guys do and those guys the most effective hunters that go into public land which is a much tougher thing to do right because I said because of pressure and And also because if you want to go where the elk are, there's a lot of people, there's pressure, and the elk are going to get the fuck out of Dodge.
01:33:03.000 And so you have to find out where they are.
01:33:05.000 It's a lot more groundwork, and you're covering a lot more miles.
01:33:08.000 So these guys, they put their camp on their back, and they chop the toothbrush in half, that whole deal.
01:33:14.000 Yeah, every ounce.
01:33:15.000 They know where the water is, and they use things like Onyx maps so that they chart their path.
01:33:20.000 That's all of us.
01:33:20.000 Nice.
01:33:21.000 So we're packing out.
01:33:22.000 That's all the elk quarters on different people's backs.
01:33:26.000 And that head up there, that's me carrying the head out with the antlers.
01:33:29.000 Nice.
01:33:31.000 You know, and it's, like I said, real lucky that we had friends there to help us.
01:33:35.000 But if you do that by yourself, if you're out there by yourself and you're 30 miles in, you got to be so strong.
01:33:42.000 You got to be so strong.
01:33:43.000 Whose shot was that?
01:33:44.000 I think it was Adam, my friend Adam Greentree.
01:33:46.000 He's an awesome photographer, lives in Australia, who's with us hunting too.
01:33:51.000 But the kind of hunting that I do is the easiest kind of hunting as far as that goes.
01:33:56.000 As far as bow hunting in the wilderness goes, yeah.
01:34:00.000 I mean, you can do it with a gun.
01:34:00.000 It's a hundred times easier.
01:34:02.000 No, but what I'm saying is, like, there's not going to be a lot of people there.
01:34:05.000 No one's going to fuck with you, and you know the elk are there.
01:34:08.000 So the much more difficult path is, like, the public land hunter who has to go deep into the forest to get away from all the people.
01:34:16.000 Like, my friend Adam told me he went 23 miles into the forest once, and he's like, no one's going to be here, and he found two tents.
01:34:23.000 He's like, motherfucker.
01:34:23.000 Yeah.
01:34:24.000 These hunters, they're all realizing like, so there's like a category of hunter that's like these athletes.
01:34:31.000 That love it.
01:34:32.000 Yeah, but they're athletes.
01:34:33.000 Like these guys are super physically fit.
01:34:36.000 So they can go 25 miles, 30 miles in, and they can be by themselves.
01:34:41.000 Which is pretty serious.
01:34:43.000 Oh, yeah, man.
01:34:44.000 Yeah.
01:34:44.000 You did a great job of explaining to that one guy about why wolves and elk, because you're saying, like, you know, fundamentally, like, you know, God and the fact that animals eat each other.
01:34:53.000 And you're like, because there's wolves, elk are mega athletes that can run up a mountain.
01:34:59.000 And I was just like, I was listening to it.
01:35:00.000 Yes, yes, yes, yes.
01:35:02.000 Yeah, that's why they are the way they are.
01:35:04.000 You can't take that out of the equation.
01:35:06.000 People want, oh, let's have all the elk live in harmony where they never have to worry about getting eaten.
01:35:13.000 That's not real.
01:35:13.000 Just standing there.
01:35:14.000 Yeah, what you're saying is not real.
01:35:15.000 So if you're saying you don't want hunting, you're saying you want these animals to die in a far more horrific way because we need population control.
01:35:23.000 Some say we need it with people, but that's the World Economic Forum.
01:35:27.000 But what I think is, with animals, at least we understand, like we have wildlife biologists that are incredible at this job, and they understand what the holding populations are.
01:35:38.000 They're like, this is how much food is there, this is how many deer are there, this is sustainable, we can give out this amount of tags, and so we keep the populations.
01:35:46.000 But you have to also take into account wolves.
01:35:48.000 When wolves move into an area, everything gets fucked.
01:35:51.000 Everything gets fucked.
01:35:52.000 They kill off a giant percentage of the calves.
01:35:56.000 They kill off domestic animals.
01:35:59.000 They do surplus kills sometimes, like in Wyoming.
01:36:03.000 They found this crazy surplus kill where these wolves had killed like a hundred cow elk.
01:36:10.000 And they were just laying there because they can't help themselves, man.
01:36:14.000 If they can do it, they're going to do it.
01:36:17.000 Like if they're stuck in snow or something's going on or they can't get away, if they got them cornered, they just go on a slaughter fest.
01:36:25.000 Well, that's like when we were in school and they were like, you know, the Native Americans only took, you know, and then like you read Empire of the Summer Moon and you're like, oh.
01:36:32.000 It's all lies.
01:36:33.000 It's all lies.
01:36:35.000 The Native Americans were unbelievably brutal to each other.
01:36:38.000 The Comanches were insane.
01:36:40.000 That book changed my whole view of everything.
01:36:42.000 They're gonna do a movie.
01:36:43.000 They better do a movie.
01:36:45.000 Is it a movie or a series?
01:36:46.000 It's a movie, right?
01:36:48.000 No, I hope they do a movie.
01:36:49.000 But it's Taylor Sheridan.
01:36:50.000 So yeah, he'll do it right.
01:36:52.000 I hope they do it right.
01:36:53.000 I was reading that book on an expedition and I was like...
01:36:56.000 When did we stop being warriors?
01:36:58.000 Never.
01:36:59.000 When?
01:36:59.000 No, I'm talking about- It's still going on right now.
01:37:01.000 It's just not us.
01:37:02.000 But the mentality, the mentality where they'd be like, oh yeah, Quanah was, you know, by this stream and they saw some other, another tribe on that one.
01:37:09.000 They just went, let's go get them.
01:37:10.000 Yeah.
01:37:11.000 You don't need to do that.
01:37:12.000 You might die.
01:37:13.000 And they were just like, let's go.
01:37:15.000 They went on raiding parties.
01:37:16.000 They thought it was fun.
01:37:18.000 Yeah, that's what it was to them.
01:37:19.000 They'd go and find other native tribes and fuck them up.
01:37:23.000 And sometimes eat them.
01:37:26.000 Yeah.
01:37:26.000 But I'm saying like that to me, given the modern context, like we're raised to be so sensitive and so considerate.
01:37:32.000 Yeah.
01:37:32.000 And it's like these people, you read about the, I don't remember Quanah's mom's name, but the Cynthia Ann Parker, the woman that was...
01:37:38.000 There's a photo of her in the lobby.
01:37:40.000 Yeah?
01:37:41.000 Yeah.
01:37:41.000 Breastfeeding her baby.
01:37:42.000 Yeah.
01:37:43.000 That's her.
01:37:45.000 Kidnapped.
01:37:45.000 And I think she had a baby that they killed.
01:37:47.000 And then fast forward like five years, ten years later, and she only speaks command.
01:37:51.000 She didn't have a baby when they caught her.
01:37:53.000 No, she was only nine.
01:37:54.000 Okay.
01:37:55.000 There was someone that they caught and she had a baby and they killed it on the rocks.
01:37:59.000 But then she became a Comanche.
01:38:01.000 I think they killed her mother's other child.
01:38:05.000 Yeah.
01:38:05.000 I think that's when they killed her mother and they raped her mother.
01:38:08.000 And they were unbelievably brutal.
01:38:11.000 But they had a hard time with their population because they're riding horses so much.
01:38:16.000 So they're losing a lot of babies.
01:38:18.000 Exactly.
01:38:18.000 So to mitigate that, they would take young kids.
01:38:22.000 So they find young kids and they kidnap them and bring them into the tribe.
01:38:26.000 So they kill the parents.
01:38:28.000 Incredible.
01:38:28.000 Oh, my God.
01:38:29.000 Some of the stories are so...
01:38:30.000 And the craziest thing is what our government did.
01:38:33.000 Our government was like, hey, you want a homestead?
01:38:36.000 Go out there.
01:38:36.000 We'll give you a chunk of land.
01:38:38.000 What was that?
01:38:39.000 They did it to bait people.
01:38:40.000 The first scene of that book, the guy goes out there and he's like, hello, good friends.
01:38:44.000 Good day to you.
01:38:45.000 And they cut his head off and peel his face off.
01:38:47.000 And it's like, holy shit.
01:38:48.000 They kill everybody.
01:38:49.000 Well, you're on their land as far as they're concerned.
01:38:52.000 What the fuck are you doing?
01:38:53.000 And what the government was doing was saying, hey, you can go homestead out there.
01:38:56.000 Wow.
01:38:58.000 And it was baiting them.
01:39:00.000 And so then they made these people fight off the Comanche.
01:39:03.000 And if it wasn't for Jack Hayes and the Texas Rangers, Texas would have never been settled.
01:39:08.000 This was all the Comanche.
01:39:10.000 Dude, there's so many arrowheads here.
01:39:12.000 It's mad.
01:39:13.000 I would go nuts if I found an arrowhead in real life.
01:39:15.000 Like if I was walking and I found an arrowhead, it would be the best day of my life.
01:39:19.000 I found one once in Nevada.
01:39:20.000 You found it?
01:39:21.000 No, I did not find that one.
01:39:22.000 So this is a real Native American arrowhead?
01:39:25.000 Absolutely.
01:39:26.000 My friend Remy said that's probably one they use for fish because it's larger.
01:39:30.000 He said the ones they use for deer are smaller because, you know, they don't have a lot of force in their bows.
01:39:34.000 No.
01:39:35.000 They have to penetrate.
01:39:36.000 So they want a smaller diameter arrowhead.
01:39:39.000 Ouchie, wow, wow.
01:39:39.000 That would do it.
01:39:40.000 I'll fuck you up.
01:39:41.000 I'll fuck you up.
01:39:41.000 Oh, that's so cool.
01:39:43.000 And they used to have the ability to hold all their arrows in between their fingers.
01:39:48.000 So they could fire off arrows one after another.
01:39:51.000 This is why when they came up with the musket, they're like, this is not good enough.
01:39:55.000 One shot.
01:39:56.000 Yeah, and then you've got to sit there and they're just filling you up with arrows.
01:39:59.000 So when Colt developed a revolver, that changed the game.
01:40:04.000 Because now all of a sudden these guys had cartridges.
01:40:06.000 I think the initial one was five shots.
01:40:08.000 And they could just pop the cartridge out, put a new one in, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.
01:40:12.000 Changed the game.
01:40:13.000 Yeah.
01:40:13.000 The crazy thing is he was sitting over there in New Jersey, I think, developing that.
01:40:16.000 And he was like, I'm tinkering.
01:40:18.000 And he sent it over there and everyone was like, what is this?
01:40:21.000 Not only that, the government didn't want it for soldiers.
01:40:24.000 They're like, why do we need this?
01:40:25.000 We don't need this.
01:40:26.000 But the Texas Rangers used it.
01:40:28.000 Figured it out.
01:40:29.000 Yeah.
01:40:29.000 And they're like, we need that fucking thing.
01:40:31.000 And so they were really the predecessor to our image of the cowboy.
01:40:34.000 That's the birth of the cowboy, right?
01:40:37.000 Yeah.
01:40:37.000 Well, I mean, that whole image of like a dude with a hat on a horse, like that was the, to me, that's like, it looked like you were getting towards after the Comanche, like the end of the Comanche times into the, I don't think Cowboys were around for long.
01:40:51.000 Like that period that we think of, like the Wild West.
01:40:53.000 I think it was like a period of like- It's kind of funny, right?
01:40:55.000 Because it's such a genre in our history.
01:40:57.000 Because we love it.
01:40:58.000 There's not a whole lot of Civil War cool movies.
01:41:01.000 No, because nobody likes the Civil War.
01:41:02.000 But there's a lot of Western cool movies.
01:41:04.000 Because it's romantic.
01:41:05.000 But the history of genocide in North America in terms of like what happened to the Native Americans has been so poorly documented in movies.
01:41:15.000 Because nobody wants to watch that.
01:41:17.000 Right.
01:41:17.000 So the movies are all just, you know, guys in saloons having shootouts with other bad Americans.
01:41:24.000 And every now and then some Native American would get into the picture and have to fuck that Indian up because he was trying to steal your goats or whatever.
01:41:31.000 Or be the cool tracker.
01:41:32.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:41:33.000 Like in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid where they're running and they're like, oh, but these guys have a Native American tradition.
01:41:38.000 I said, like, what a weird genre of films that only looks at it from one perspective, the perspective of the people that came over there.
01:41:45.000 And not even the real thing that happened to people is exactly what happened to people in the Amazon.
01:41:49.000 It's disease.
01:41:51.000 That's the lost city of Z, right?
01:41:53.000 You know, when they went there, the first people were like, this place is amazing, these complex cities, gold's everywhere, it's gorgeous.
01:42:03.000 And then, so people made the trek back, and by the time they went there, all those people were dead.
01:42:07.000 Yeah.
01:42:08.000 From dirty, stinky European diseases.
01:42:11.000 You're like, here, you want some blankets?
01:42:12.000 Yeah.
01:42:13.000 Well, that blanket thing's not real.
01:42:15.000 No?
01:42:15.000 No.
01:42:16.000 The smallpox on the blankets wasn't real?
01:42:17.000 No.
01:42:18.000 They think that, I mean, there might have been some instances where people knowingly gave people blankets with smallpox, but smallpox just spread because everybody was immune to it from Europe.
01:42:30.000 Like, not immune, but they had some sort of antibodies, because smallpox was everywhere.
01:42:35.000 So when they came over here, we brought a bunch of shit over here that just wrecked those people.
01:42:40.000 Yeah.
01:42:41.000 There's...
01:42:41.000 I did an expedition in...
01:42:43.000 Right before Lex came, we did an expedition in March.
01:42:46.000 And me and JJ went to...
01:42:49.000 We basically picked a part of the Amazon that we'd never been to and went, let's go see what's over there.
01:42:54.000 You just picked a spot?
01:42:55.000 We picked a spot because it was around in a place that, like, on the map, there's no towns.
01:43:01.000 There's no nothing.
01:43:03.000 So we said, let's go there.
01:43:04.000 And it took us a week.
01:43:05.000 We had to take a commercial flight to a smaller flight to a smaller flight, and then we had to take a boat for three days, nine hours a day, to get to the start of the expedition.
01:43:14.000 Now, when you do that, do you check to see if there's uncontacted tribes that have been reported in those areas?
01:43:21.000 What you do is you get to the last town and you go, what's that way?
01:43:26.000 And they tell you.
01:43:28.000 And the scariest thing, and this was one of the worst things I've ever seen in my life, was that there were these tiny little people there.
01:43:34.000 And they were...
01:43:35.000 So there was like normal Peruvians walking around, like loggers, gold miners.
01:43:40.000 They're chainsaws.
01:43:41.000 There's people who had gasoline barges.
01:43:44.000 There's also prostitute boats that drive around, like brothels that go up and down.
01:43:47.000 On a boat?
01:43:47.000 Yeah.
01:43:48.000 And you can pay them in wood, surprisingly enough.
01:43:51.000 Board feet of timber.
01:43:52.000 No joke.
01:43:53.000 Whoa!
01:43:54.000 Yes, you get to the real...
01:43:55.000 Like, this is a place where, like, you feel like you went in a time machine.
01:43:58.000 And you get out there, and there's people with modern machines.
01:44:02.000 But then off in the corner, there are these little people, and they were still holding on to their bows and arrows.
01:44:07.000 And you look at them, and as soon as you look at them, they hide.
01:44:10.000 And we were like, who are they?
01:44:12.000 And they were like, those are the Nahuatl.
01:44:14.000 And we were like, what's going on with the Nahuatl?
01:44:16.000 And it turns out...
01:44:18.000 That the Nawa were shooting at the oil company guys that were trying to get into this deep, again, a part of the forest that never has been accessed before.
01:44:25.000 Now it's starting, people are reaching deeper into the Amazon.
01:44:28.000 And the problem is they'd be going up this river and there'd be arrows flying by them.
01:44:33.000 Oh my God.
01:44:33.000 So how'd they solve that problem?
01:44:35.000 They funded the missionaries, sent the missionaries out there to talk to the Nahua and convince them to come back to the nearest town.
01:44:42.000 So these are uncontacted tribes who are right there.
01:44:45.000 Like, we're standing there, like, kind of talking to them.
01:44:48.000 We're like, hola.
01:44:49.000 How do the missionaries communicate with them?
01:44:50.000 The missionaries go, like, you know, Bible up, and they just hope.
01:44:53.000 And they just fucking hope.
01:44:55.000 Are these the Mormons?
01:44:56.000 Like, what groups?
01:44:57.000 I actually don't know.
01:44:58.000 Mormons love to do that.
01:44:59.000 I don't know what group it was.
01:45:01.000 I know I saw the missionary and he gave me a dirty, evil look and walked away like this is dark shit.
01:45:05.000 The missionary gave you an evil look?
01:45:07.000 Oh, no, no.
01:45:08.000 These are not people that are okay.
01:45:10.000 And so these terrified...
01:45:11.000 Think about this for a second.
01:45:13.000 So what are the missionaries up to?
01:45:15.000 They're working for the oil companies.
01:45:16.000 They're clearing out the forest.
01:45:17.000 They're clearing the way.
01:45:18.000 They're just doing it peacefully.
01:45:20.000 But are they actual missionaries or are they acting as missionaries?
01:45:24.000 Whatever it is, they're going with the missionary protocol, getting these people to come in.
01:45:29.000 So what they did was, through two translators from Spanish to Yine to Nahua to something, we asked this guy and we had to stay away because we didn't want to get them sick.
01:45:38.000 And we had to say like, what are you doing here?
01:45:40.000 And the guy was like, I'm trying to go back to my house, like where I live in my house, my jungle.
01:45:45.000 And he said, these missionaries said, if I came here, that then they'd help me in the food.
01:45:49.000 And they were very confused because the missionaries had brought back a boatload of them and kind of tricked them because then when they got to the town, they just showed up to capitalist society, which even though it's super remote, they're like, you want food?
01:46:02.000 You got to buy it.
01:46:03.000 And these people have a bow and arrow, but there's no more animals around because they've killed everything.
01:46:07.000 And they go, but I want to go home.
01:46:08.000 And the missionaries go, well, do you got gasoline?
01:46:11.000 Now they're stuck.
01:46:12.000 Oh my God.
01:46:12.000 How far?
01:46:15.000 Like, three days of driving in a boat, so like 70 miles by river.
01:46:19.000 Oh my god.
01:46:19.000 And so these poor people are coming into modern society a thousand years late with their wooden bow and arrows.
01:46:26.000 They're this big, they're tiny little people, and they're terrified, and no one's helping them.
01:46:30.000 Oh my god.
01:46:32.000 And it's the edge of the world, and it's exactly...
01:46:34.000 And I was reading this Comanche book.
01:46:37.000 On that expedition and I'm going, this is the same thing.
01:46:41.000 It's that manifest destiny.
01:46:43.000 This is the end of their culture.
01:46:45.000 There's no one, there's no one who's going to help them.
01:46:47.000 And they were just terrified sitting there at the edges of the streets and all these people are riding by on like motorcycles and rickshaws and there's boats going by and these people are trying to look for like a rat to shoot.
01:46:57.000 Oh my God.
01:46:58.000 It was terrifying.
01:46:59.000 Oh my god.
01:47:00.000 It was terrifying.
01:47:00.000 I felt so bad for them because they had no idea.
01:47:03.000 You could see they had no idea.
01:47:04.000 And they don't even speak the language.
01:47:06.000 They don't even speak.
01:47:07.000 They're two degrees separated with language.
01:47:09.000 So like you could speak Yine, which is the local tribal language there.
01:47:13.000 But these people don't even speak that.
01:47:14.000 They speak their language.
01:47:16.000 So you'd have to go from Spanish to Yine to Nahua.
01:47:19.000 Oh my god.
01:47:20.000 And we were there and these people were going.
01:47:22.000 So how does someone know Nahua that you talk to?
01:47:25.000 Because one of the Yine guys that I knew had been living there, so he'd picked up a few Noah words, and so they were going.
01:47:34.000 So how long have these people been there for?
01:47:36.000 I didn't get that, but they were literally living in a camp where the trees were.
01:47:42.000 They stayed by the trees.
01:47:43.000 They wanted to be by the trees.
01:47:44.000 Oh, my God.
01:47:45.000 So there's people.
01:47:45.000 You could buy a Coca-Cola there.
01:47:47.000 You could buy gasoline, Coca-Cola, whatever.
01:47:50.000 Yeah.
01:47:51.000 Way out there, there's a boat that has some gasoline cylinders you can fill up your boat.
01:47:56.000 It's like during the gold rush in Alaska.
01:47:58.000 It's like the last place before you go into the wild.
01:48:03.000 Oh my god.
01:48:05.000 It was really horrible to see and I think reading that Empire of the Summer Moon made it even worse.
01:48:11.000 That's so dirty.
01:48:12.000 So they trick these people into going to the town and they just abandon them.
01:48:16.000 Oh my god.
01:48:17.000 And these people, how could they know that someone would do that to them?
01:48:20.000 They don't even know what a town is like, right?
01:48:21.000 They don't even know what a town is like.
01:48:23.000 Oh, my God.
01:48:23.000 They're terrified.
01:48:24.000 And so they're still, you know, you see them, they're washing by the river and they're trying to feed their babies, but they're starving.
01:48:29.000 And probably no one gives a fuck.
01:48:30.000 And no one gives a fuck.
01:48:31.000 And they're treated like dirt, too, because humans are humans.
01:48:34.000 Right.
01:48:35.000 No one wants to help them.
01:48:36.000 Nobody can talk to them.
01:48:36.000 And then, of course, they're kind of frustrated, right?
01:48:39.000 Right.
01:48:39.000 So they're not exactly friendly either.
01:48:41.000 Right.
01:48:42.000 Right.
01:48:43.000 Wow.
01:48:44.000 Yeah, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy.
01:48:46.000 Have you seen that overhead?
01:48:48.000 There's a view, like a camera is on some helicopter or something, and it's photographing these guys, and they're all fucking pointed posts and arrows.
01:48:57.000 This one.
01:48:59.000 How wild is that?
01:49:00.000 You think that's wild.
01:49:02.000 I can show you something that I can't show publicly, but look at this.
01:49:05.000 Really?
01:49:05.000 Yeah, I got something that no one's seen.
01:49:07.000 This is from last week.
01:49:08.000 I'm going to show everybody.
01:49:09.000 No, you're not.
01:49:10.000 This is from last week.
01:49:12.000 Oh, wow.
01:49:13.000 So what Joe's looking at right now is a bunch of uncontacted tribes standing in the rain.
01:49:19.000 And again, they don't speak the language of the people that are trying to interact with them.
01:49:25.000 So this is across a river.
01:49:27.000 Are these those same people that were in that town?
01:49:30.000 These are not the Nawa.
01:49:31.000 This is a different tribe.
01:49:32.000 Oh my god, man.
01:49:33.000 This is wild.
01:49:34.000 This is like imagining what it would be like to run into people hundreds of thousands of years ago.
01:49:42.000 Are you on the single guy yet?
01:49:44.000 Yeah.
01:49:45.000 Incredible, man.
01:49:46.000 I mean, that guy looks like someone from the past.
01:49:50.000 Yep.
01:49:50.000 He doesn't look like someone from now.
01:49:52.000 Yeah, and so what they did was they sent them a canoe full of bananas.
01:49:55.000 Now that guy's standing there in the cold shaking his head like he might just not know the word for blanket.
01:50:00.000 It's insane, man.
01:50:02.000 This is incredible.
01:50:04.000 Yeah.
01:50:05.000 And these are essentially some of the last people on earth like this.
01:50:08.000 Yeah, and so there's a huge debate about how we protect them, because there's two camps.
01:50:15.000 There's some people that say, you know, they're running scared during the Industrial Revolution, they pushed further out, and they're too scared to come in and get help.
01:50:23.000 And then there's other people that go, no, they're noble savages, and they live out there because they want to, and they're the last free people, but...
01:50:30.000 Looking at these videos and seeing some of the stuff, they're trying to carefully interact with some of the most remote tribes.
01:50:39.000 And so there's people that live seven days from the nearest town that speak a dialect of native language in the Amazon.
01:50:45.000 And the tribes will come out and they'll...
01:50:48.000 You know, they'll come out and they'll...
01:50:49.000 You saw it.
01:50:50.000 They'll come out and they'll just look.
01:50:52.000 They'll look at them.
01:50:52.000 They'll make gestures.
01:50:53.000 They'll do things.
01:50:54.000 But if you get too close to them, they shoot you.
01:50:56.000 So you can't really...
01:50:58.000 You can't just go up to them and be like, Hey, man, what's up?
01:50:59.000 Do you want some eggs?
01:51:00.000 You can't do that.
01:51:02.000 So what happens is this standoff on either side of the river where you have people that...
01:51:07.000 Live a remote lifestyle and are very, very indigenous, but that can still interact with us.
01:51:15.000 The modern world have seen a dollar before, have seen a spoon, the wheel, blah, blah.
01:51:19.000 Wearing an Under Armour t-shirt.
01:51:20.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:51:21.000 And then these people show up.
01:51:24.000 And they got their dicks tied to their stomachs, and they wear no clothes.
01:51:28.000 And they're making sounds.
01:51:31.000 Sometimes you're using animal calls.
01:51:32.000 They tie their dicks down so they don't get scratched up.
01:51:34.000 They tie him up.
01:51:36.000 So if you look at this dude...
01:51:37.000 Here, look.
01:51:37.000 I'll just pause it on when he's...
01:51:39.000 That's so gangster.
01:51:41.000 It's like, yeah, man.
01:51:42.000 I gotta tie it up.
01:51:42.000 I mean, think about the stuff they're walking through.
01:51:45.000 You don't want a dragon on the ground.
01:51:46.000 Everything's got a thorn.
01:51:48.000 So, like, look.
01:51:49.000 Look at that.
01:51:50.000 He's got that thing tied up.
01:51:52.000 Wow.
01:51:53.000 But yeah, you don't want to get in...
01:51:55.000 I guess you don't want mosquitoes having access to the head.
01:51:58.000 That could be a problem.
01:51:59.000 That could be a problem.
01:52:00.000 Aren't there little fishies that swim up your dickhole too?
01:52:03.000 That's only if you're peeing in the water.
01:52:05.000 Oh.
01:52:06.000 A much worse thing is when you take a shit in the jungle.
01:52:08.000 Uh-oh.
01:52:09.000 All the bugs are coming for you.
01:52:11.000 Oh, no.
01:52:11.000 So you've got to be on dick patrol while you're doing that because you're going to get bug bites on your ass, but you've got to make sure...
01:52:18.000 They don't go in your asshole.
01:52:19.000 Well, sure.
01:52:21.000 Does that happen?
01:52:22.000 Yeah, because as soon as you crouch, dung beetles bigger than golf balls start flying through the air.
01:52:29.000 So as you're trying to take a shit in the Amazon.
01:52:31.000 So they know when an animal crouches?
01:52:34.000 As soon as you fart, there are animals following you.
01:52:36.000 And so you're sitting there, and there's a bunch of things you've got to do.
01:52:39.000 First, you've got to break your stick, right?
01:52:41.000 So you have some leaves.
01:52:42.000 The leaves is to keep your ass bug-free, to get the mosquitoes away.
01:52:48.000 And then the other thing you got to do is you got to be holding a tree because you're crouching, right?
01:52:51.000 Right.
01:52:51.000 But then you use your ass stick to swat away the dung beetles because they come in.
01:52:57.000 And one dung beetle hit my friend Mohsen in the eyeball and like scratched his actual eyeball because it flew straight.
01:53:04.000 And they have, you know, rhinoceros horns coming out of their faces and their exoskeletons, brutal.
01:53:08.000 And they're heavy.
01:53:10.000 It's a big bug, and they're airborne, and they're moving quick, and they want your shit, and they're gonna take it, and they're gonna roll it into balls, and they're gonna push it through the jungle, and they're gonna lay their eggs in it.
01:53:21.000 Oh, God.
01:53:22.000 So yeah, taking the shit in the jungle is like a hole.
01:53:23.000 You have to know how to do it.
01:53:24.000 If you don't know how to do it, you could end up in a lot of trouble.
01:53:27.000 Good Lord, man.
01:53:29.000 So many things to think about, and this is your everyday existence.
01:53:33.000 Yeah.
01:53:34.000 So when you went to that spot, when you decided, let's go there, and it takes you three days, and you get up there, and you see these people, did you wind up going deeper into the jungle and seeing how they actually live?
01:53:48.000 Can you, or is it dangerous?
01:53:50.000 Well, both.
01:53:51.000 I had some trackers with me who were extremely experienced in all of this.
01:53:56.000 They knew where we could and couldn't go, and we went on a...
01:53:58.000 It took us a week to get to the launch point, and then we went on a six-day expedition from there, where we're eating fish out of the river, we're drinking out of the river, camping on the beaches.
01:54:06.000 And then we did reach a point where they found signs of uncontacted tribes.
01:54:11.000 And that's when it gets dangerous.
01:54:12.000 And they went, we're going back.
01:54:14.000 Wow.
01:54:14.000 100% going back.
01:54:15.000 I mean, you have to.
01:54:16.000 For everyone, there's absolutely no way that you can continue going.
01:54:19.000 You're going to either get killed or be killed.
01:54:21.000 Like, it turns into...
01:54:24.000 I mean, these guys turned around, they loaded the shotguns, and they were like, we turned around this moment.
01:54:28.000 They turned to the boat.
01:54:29.000 Wow.
01:54:29.000 The moment that you find.
01:54:30.000 Because they know you're there before you know they're there.
01:54:33.000 Oh, they know you're there.
01:54:34.000 Yeah.
01:54:34.000 If you're coming in a boat, too, it's probably making a lot of noise.
01:54:37.000 Yeah.
01:54:37.000 Right?
01:54:38.000 Oh, yeah.
01:54:39.000 Wait.
01:54:39.000 They hear that thing from a long ways out.
01:54:41.000 Two, three weeks ago, some loggers, they found them.
01:54:44.000 The loggers were chainsawing on the Tawamanu River.
01:54:49.000 The loggers were, from the look of the, I'm kind of Sherlock Holmes-ing the image I saw, the loggers were cutting this log.
01:54:55.000 They were dead where they were standing.
01:54:57.000 So you think these guys are going cutting this log.
01:55:01.000 And the tribes are surrounding them.
01:55:03.000 They had no idea.
01:55:04.000 Wow.
01:55:04.000 And they just started throwing arrows from the shadows.
01:55:06.000 And so they found the bodies of two loggers.
01:55:09.000 See if you can find that, Jamie.
01:55:10.000 This was within August.
01:55:12.000 Peru, tribes killed.
01:55:14.000 There's a picture, like a blurry picture of it.
01:55:16.000 Of the loggers?
01:55:17.000 They don't show you anything.
01:55:18.000 It's just when it comes in the media.
01:55:20.000 I bet you can find it.
01:55:21.000 I bet you can find it.
01:55:22.000 I bet you my guys have it on WhatsApp.
01:55:23.000 The dark web.
01:55:24.000 I bet your WhatsApp group is wild.
01:55:26.000 My WhatsApp group is ridiculous.
01:55:27.000 I gotta show you some of the pictures.
01:55:29.000 I gotta start sending you some crazy shit.
01:55:31.000 Yeah, let me in.
01:55:32.000 Yeah, man.
01:55:33.000 Let me see some pictures.
01:55:34.000 I promise I won't share them.
01:55:35.000 I got terrible pictures.
01:55:36.000 Because one time they killed these guys and their bodies were on the beach for a few days and they blew up and became white so they looked like the Michelin Man.
01:55:43.000 But then when the vultures got to them, they started ripping out their eyeballs and disemboweling them.
01:55:48.000 So by the time people went to find them...
01:55:50.000 The skeletons.
01:55:51.000 It was like the skeleton was half out of the face.
01:55:53.000 It was some of the most gruesome shit you've ever seen.
01:55:55.000 It was incredible.
01:55:56.000 Oh!
01:55:57.000 It's incredible.
01:55:58.000 That's like dude now now because of you know Having a large social media following people just send me their craziest shit.
01:56:05.000 So I gotta be careful what I open because people will send you a video and Like one thing that I found very disturbing somebody sent me a video and it was like here click on this and I was like And it was somebody like there was like a deer and he was feeding a deer and feeding a deer and then he takes a handgun and shoots it in the head and I was like that's fucking hard.
01:56:21.000 I was like no So now I'm careful, but Somebody sent me a few weeks ago a video of, which this one I'm probably going to share, but I have to make sure that they don't get me for it.
01:56:31.000 An elephant trainer in India, and he's working next to this elephant.
01:56:34.000 And he's just working next to the elephant doing his thing.
01:56:36.000 And this elephant just decides that today ain't his day.
01:56:39.000 And the elephant just knocks him over and crushes his pelvis.
01:56:42.000 And then it's like, that's not good enough.
01:56:44.000 So it pushes his foot on the guy's head and just flattens him.
01:56:48.000 And it's all on video.
01:56:49.000 Oh my god.
01:56:50.000 It's wild.
01:56:51.000 Actually, Jamie, on there is this one picture of, it might even say, yeah, it says elephant dead.
01:56:58.000 And it's just a picture of a guy.
01:56:59.000 His gun is broken in half and his head is flattened.
01:57:02.000 And that's in India, that the elephant just flattened the guy.
01:57:06.000 They just say, enough is enough.
01:57:07.000 Well, I mean, people torture elephants, man.
01:57:09.000 Oh, yeah.
01:57:10.000 Oh, that's the guy.
01:57:10.000 Oh, boy.
01:57:11.000 Yeah.
01:57:12.000 Oh, God.
01:57:13.000 Yeah.
01:57:17.000 Why'd you make me look at that?
01:57:19.000 Hey, you want the good stuff or not?
01:57:21.000 I do.
01:57:21.000 I do.
01:57:22.000 I want the good stuff.
01:57:22.000 Give it to all of me.
01:57:23.000 Show me the arrows and the guys.
01:57:25.000 The one next to that one is the elephant stepping on the guy.
01:57:28.000 Okay.
01:57:29.000 I'm here.
01:57:30.000 While I'm here.
01:57:30.000 It's important.
01:57:31.000 People should know not to go...
01:57:33.000 People think elephants are cuddly.
01:57:35.000 They're not.
01:57:35.000 They're not to be messed with.
01:57:37.000 He's just decided he's had enough of this dude.
01:57:39.000 This one's horrible, because it's not quick.
01:57:41.000 It's not quick.
01:57:42.000 But, like, see, this elephant is not...
01:57:43.000 You know, he's probably around this elephant every day, and it doesn't look like he's...
01:57:47.000 See what he's doing?
01:57:48.000 See what he's doing?
01:57:48.000 He's poking the elephant.
01:57:49.000 That shit's annoying.
01:57:50.000 Yeah, and this elephant's going, you know what?
01:57:52.000 That's enough.
01:57:52.000 Look.
01:57:54.000 Oh!
01:57:55.000 Yeah, so at this point...
01:57:57.000 He's already broken at this point.
01:57:59.000 I mean, his pelvis is gone.
01:58:01.000 Even if he lived, he'd be...
01:58:02.000 Oh!
01:58:02.000 Everything's just getting crushed.
01:58:05.000 And...
01:58:07.000 Oh my god.
01:58:09.000 Oh my god.
01:58:11.000 Oh my god.
01:58:12.000 He just had enough.
01:58:14.000 Oh, this is horrible, man.
01:58:17.000 Just stomping this guy.
01:58:19.000 He's already dead.
01:58:20.000 Yeah, he's dead now.
01:58:21.000 Oh my god, he's so flat.
01:58:22.000 That's so crazy.
01:58:27.000 He's picking him up in his mouth.
01:58:29.000 I mean, this elephant is angry.
01:58:31.000 Oh my god, this guy's so dead.
01:58:33.000 That's it.
01:58:34.000 But I mean, that's not even a big elephant.
01:58:35.000 And this other guy runs in to stop it.
01:58:38.000 Are you out of your fucking mind?
01:58:40.000 But that elephant's probably tired of wearing that fucking stupid outfit, too.
01:58:43.000 Tired of getting poked at with a stick.
01:58:45.000 Yep.
01:58:45.000 And that's probably like a 5,000 pound Asian elephant, whereas the largest African elephant was something around 24,000 pounds.
01:58:53.000 Oh my god.
01:58:54.000 Yeah, these are, you know...
01:58:56.000 Eighteen wheelers.
01:58:57.000 They're huge.
01:58:58.000 Yeah.
01:58:58.000 And what's fucked up about that is like when you have tribes or towns or villages of people that are growing things and the elephants find it, they're just like, sorry, it's ours now.
01:59:10.000 No more food for you.
01:59:11.000 That's really tough because there's not enough jungle for the elephants and then you have to turn down an entire field full of pineapples.
01:59:17.000 Yeah, they're like, no, this is my pineapple.
01:59:19.000 These are my pineapples.
01:59:20.000 Yeah, they don't have any understanding of ownership.
01:59:22.000 They're like, these are pineapples that are on the ground.
01:59:24.000 No one's eating them.
01:59:25.000 Of course I'm going to eat them.
01:59:26.000 And they can eat all the pineapples.
01:59:28.000 And so now everybody starves.
01:59:29.000 And no one can stop them.
01:59:30.000 People come out, they throw rocks at them.
01:59:32.000 You can't do a fucking thing.
01:59:33.000 They'll push your house over.
01:59:34.000 They don't care.
01:59:35.000 Oh yeah, they'll stomp you into the fucking dirt.
01:59:37.000 They don't give a shit.
01:59:37.000 Can I tell you my favorite elephant story from recently?
01:59:40.000 Sure.
01:59:40.000 So I started doing work with this private game reserve in Africa called Buffalo Kloof.
01:59:46.000 And it's these incredible people, Warren and Wendy Rippon.
01:59:48.000 And I started going over there because they were using post-9-11 veterans to protect their elephants and rhinos.
01:59:54.000 But their elephants, they found out, they call it the Holcroft herd.
01:59:57.000 They found out that some Saudi prince had elephants in this reserve and they weren't irrigating it.
02:00:04.000 So the elephants were dying.
02:00:05.000 So they went and they did a flight over and they saw dead elephants.
02:00:08.000 They saw dead animals.
02:00:09.000 And I think there was 10 or 11 elephants that were still alive.
02:00:14.000 And so they went to the South African court.
02:00:17.000 They repossessed the elephant herd.
02:00:19.000 The owners of the reserve that I work with, they went.
02:00:22.000 With a helicopter, you circle it around, they got the elephants together, they darted the whole family at once, all 11 elephants, got them on trucks, like semi-lucid, just kind of awake, got them onto trucks, transported them to Buffalo Kloof, where they're going to be safe, released them,
02:00:38.000 And they said that when these elephants woke up and came off the trucks, and now they're in a private game reserve where they're going to be safe the rest of their lives, he said they just exploded.
02:00:48.000 They went flying into the water, started drinking, playing, bathing, just eating everything.
02:00:53.000 They rearranged the entire ecosystem, and one of the females was pregnant, and they didn't know that the female was pregnant.
02:00:59.000 Wow.
02:01:00.000 And so these people are doing this crazy work where they're protecting black rhinos, which are critically endangered, Yeah.
02:01:24.000 But it's like you go there and these elephants are so happy because they're living in a place where they're free and they're wild.
02:01:31.000 They have food.
02:01:31.000 And they have as much food as they want.
02:01:33.000 They have like 50,000 acres.
02:01:35.000 What a dream for an elephant.
02:01:36.000 To get rescued.
02:01:37.000 To get darted, you're like, oh, I'm fucked.
02:01:38.000 You see a helicopter and you're like, oh, shit.
02:01:39.000 There's no water here.
02:01:40.000 Everyone's dying.
02:01:41.000 And then all of a sudden you're in this bountiful place.
02:01:44.000 In this bountiful place.
02:01:45.000 That's pretty dope.
02:01:45.000 And it's funny, too, because talking about, like, the people, the, you know, the anti-hunting people, and it's like, this is a place where, very, very different reality than the Amazon, but where, you know, the owner said to me, he's like, you know, you can, no one's going to pay you $30,000 to take a picture of a buffalo.
02:02:02.000 He's like, people pay $30,000 to hunt a buffalo all the time.
02:02:05.000 And so they use sustainable hunting of, like, the zebras and the buffalo and the impalas and stuff like that to protect...
02:02:12.000 The entire ecosystem.
02:02:13.000 So you have leopards and elephants and black rhinos, white rhinos.
02:02:16.000 And so you have tourism and hunting side by side in this incredible game reserve.
02:02:20.000 It's wild.
02:02:20.000 Well, unfortunately, the only way where people really appreciate animals is to make them a commodity.
02:02:25.000 Whether you make them a commodity for going on safari, whether you make them a commodity for hunting them.
02:02:30.000 Because before that, when people were just poaching and doing market hunting, they were on the brink of extinction.
02:02:35.000 There's a lot of animals there.
02:02:37.000 A lot of the undulates that were on the brink of extinction.
02:02:40.000 You know, there's animals in Texas that you can hunt that are endangered in their native lands.
02:02:47.000 But that they've bred them in Texas.
02:02:49.000 Yeah, they've bred some...
02:02:50.000 There's more tigers in Texas than there are in all the wild of the world, just in people's yards.
02:02:55.000 Yeah, I just met somebody that had elands on her property, this giant...
02:02:58.000 Eland's very common.
02:02:58.000 Huge fucking animal, crazy horns.
02:03:01.000 They're cool looking.
02:03:02.000 But these wild game reserves in Africa, you know, people go over there and they shoot these animals and then that meat gets donated to these tribes.
02:03:12.000 And this friend of mine who went over there to do that was saying that they went to this school, which was like, to call it a school, it's just dirt floors.
02:03:22.000 You know, no windows.
02:03:23.000 It's just this building where kids go, and the food they get is all canned.
02:03:28.000 So they have canned foods, and so they brought them hundreds of pounds of meat.
02:03:33.000 And everybody went crazy.
02:03:35.000 The whole village comes, they get baskets of it, fresh meat.
02:03:40.000 It does help.
02:03:41.000 It helps.
02:03:42.000 But really what's fucked is that people live like that.
02:03:45.000 Like really, the way to get people out of that situation when you have these insanely impoverished countries where you can take advantage of people and have a mine for cobalt is to try to elevate the standard of living for those people.
02:03:56.000 Try to bring them power and give them irrigation and give them fresh water.
02:04:01.000 And figure out a way to get them resources.
02:04:04.000 Yeah, and I mean, that's exactly what we're doing in the Amazon, is give the loggers a better fucking job.
02:04:09.000 They don't want to be loggers.
02:04:10.000 Nobody wants to be a gold miner.
02:04:12.000 Nobody wants to be a poacher in Africa.
02:04:15.000 I bet a lot of people want to be gold miners.
02:04:17.000 Not this kind of gold miner.
02:04:18.000 Trust me.
02:04:19.000 But that's not gold mining.
02:04:20.000 This is sand mining for bits of gold.
02:04:23.000 This is what they cut down the Amazon for.
02:04:25.000 Right.
02:04:25.000 But gold mining in Alaska, probably pretty fun.
02:04:28.000 Imagine being part of the minor 49ers that came over here in 1849. That's different.
02:04:32.000 You find a nugget of gold.
02:04:34.000 Yeah.
02:04:34.000 That's different.
02:04:35.000 That's a whole different thing.
02:04:36.000 Have you seen the movie Sisu?
02:04:38.000 Mm-mm.
02:04:39.000 It's like a John Wick movie from World War II. It's about this crazy soldier who becomes a gold miner, and he finds gold, and he's retired, done with the war, and then he's hiking out with his gold, he's riding out with his gold,
02:04:55.000 and the Nazis show up, and he has to kill all the Nazis.
02:04:58.000 This is one of those movies, though, where you can kill everybody, like a John Wick thing.
02:05:00.000 It's awesome.
02:05:01.000 I can't, man.
02:05:02.000 I bet you can.
02:05:03.000 I can't.
02:05:03.000 The only reason it's okay in The Matrix is because they're in The Matrix.
02:05:06.000 Right.
02:05:07.000 Every other movie where one guy, like, Taken, where he can, like, take down a room full of people.
02:05:11.000 Taken's a little ridiculous, but this guy, you kind of believe it.
02:05:14.000 Yeah?
02:05:14.000 Yeah.
02:05:14.000 It's pretty fucking bad.
02:05:16.000 I mean, this guy's, like, covered in scars his whole body.
02:05:18.000 He's been in war his whole life.
02:05:20.000 Yeah.
02:05:22.000 I'll give it a chance.
02:05:22.000 This is the guy.
02:05:24.000 Wait.
02:05:25.000 Who's the actor?
02:05:27.000 That's not Brendan Gleeson, is it?
02:05:28.000 No, it's...
02:05:29.000 I don't know his name, but it's not an American movie.
02:05:32.000 Look at the trailer with the knife through it.
02:05:35.000 Bro, this fucking movie rules.
02:05:37.000 Yeah?
02:05:37.000 It rules.
02:05:38.000 It rules.
02:05:40.000 Yeah.
02:05:41.000 That's the gentleman's name.
02:05:42.000 I've never heard of him.
02:05:43.000 But he's fucking awesome.
02:05:45.000 The farthest I can go with violence was Peaky Blinders.
02:05:48.000 Oh my god, what a show.
02:05:50.000 Yo.
02:05:50.000 What a show.
02:05:51.000 Yo.
02:05:51.000 What a show.
02:05:52.000 I have so much trouble not just talking like Alfie Solomons my entire life.
02:05:57.000 I fucking love that character.
02:05:59.000 By all of the Peaky Blinders.
02:06:01.000 Oh, for Alfredo.
02:06:03.000 That and then my newest thing is the 100 Foot Wave.
02:06:05.000 If you haven't watched this thing, man.
02:06:06.000 No, what's that?
02:06:07.000 Oh my god.
02:06:08.000 Surfers?
02:06:08.000 Garrett McNamara.
02:06:09.000 You know the wave in Portugal?
02:06:12.000 Yes.
02:06:13.000 It's the dude and his wife who discovered it.
02:06:18.000 You know, they tell the whole story where, like, you know, he's looking for big waves.
02:06:20.000 They're all chasing big waves, like point break shit, like, you know.
02:06:23.000 And then I think they get an email from someone.
02:06:26.000 She gets an email from someone.
02:06:27.000 She's like, we should go check out this wave.
02:06:29.000 And this dude goes, first of all, wave porn all day long.
02:06:34.000 Such a fucking good show.
02:06:36.000 And I'm looking at this going, I want to make a show one day about how we made our national park.
02:06:40.000 How the fuck did they document this?
02:06:42.000 This dude is so insane to do that.
02:06:44.000 So insane to ride.
02:06:45.000 This is some of the best shit I've ever seen.
02:06:48.000 I'm riveted by this.
02:06:49.000 Also, I just can watch that wave again and again and again.
02:06:53.000 Those guys who do that are different humans.
02:06:55.000 But it's the cinematography, it's the storytelling.
02:06:58.000 Oh, he goes down!
02:07:01.000 No!
02:07:02.000 Yeah, dude.
02:07:02.000 No!
02:07:03.000 Oh, the injuries are brutal.
02:07:05.000 I mean, you're talking about a 70-foot wave.
02:07:07.000 Oh my god, the weight of that water must be insane.
02:07:10.000 They literally went looking for the biggest wave.
02:07:12.000 And then, just like that old tree in Ireland, this has become the thing for that town.
02:07:17.000 People come there for the wave now.
02:07:19.000 How many people die there every year?
02:07:20.000 They have a pretty good safety system.
02:07:22.000 They have like a jet ski rescue system where like if I tow you onto a wave, I feel like I know it now from watching the show.
02:07:28.000 If I tow you onto a wave and you catch this epic wave, but then you get trucked and you're under 40 feet of foam and you're getting just bashed under there.
02:07:36.000 When that wave goes to the shore, I have like 10 seconds to race in there with my jet ski and you got to grab on before the next wave comes.
02:07:43.000 And if you don't grab the ski, I got to leave you.
02:07:46.000 And you gotta go under there.
02:07:48.000 Oh my god.
02:07:48.000 So as you're watching this show, you're like, do they die?
02:07:51.000 Do they die?
02:07:51.000 Are they okay?
02:07:52.000 Holy shit.
02:07:53.000 And the whole time they're just showing you this beautiful wave porn, constant waves.
02:07:57.000 And you're just like, this is, this is...
02:07:59.000 And these people wake up every day and have the same affliction that I have.
02:08:02.000 They're just like, how do I get my adrenaline?
02:08:04.000 Oh my god.
02:08:05.000 They're like, how do I get my adrenaline?
02:08:07.000 It's like, I feel like I can relate.
02:08:09.000 Do you ever meet those dudes?
02:08:10.000 They're so calm.
02:08:12.000 Because they're always coming down from it.
02:08:14.000 They're like, oh man, there's no waves today.
02:08:16.000 Just like when you meet certain veterans, they're just like, well man, look, we're not getting shot at today, so it's all good.
02:08:21.000 Yeah, it's fascinating how calm they are.
02:08:24.000 Kelly Slater.
02:08:25.000 Yeah.
02:08:25.000 Have you had him in here?
02:08:26.000 Yeah, I've had him on.
02:08:27.000 He's awesome.
02:08:28.000 You've had Laird Hamilton.
02:08:29.000 Yep.
02:08:30.000 Laird Hamilton's in this doc.
02:08:31.000 Shane Dorian, a good friend of mine, he does that shit too.
02:08:33.000 All these guys, they're all chill dudes.
02:08:36.000 Like, real serious people.
02:08:38.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:08:39.000 Laird shows up in there.
02:08:40.000 They have him being like, yeah, that fucking wave is crazy.
02:08:44.000 With his huge neck, he's just like, dude.
02:08:47.000 You ever see his workout where he takes weights in the pool?
02:08:50.000 And walks on the bottom of the pool.
02:08:51.000 He's a fucking maniac.
02:08:52.000 Yeah, no.
02:08:54.000 He's always been.
02:08:55.000 I mean, you just look at him.
02:08:56.000 He's built like an action figure.
02:08:57.000 He's always been incredible.
02:08:59.000 No days off with that guy.
02:09:00.000 He's incredible.
02:09:01.000 And that world of just wanting to constantly get on the biggest waves is just such a nutty proposition.
02:09:07.000 I totally understand it, though.
02:09:09.000 I think it's to do something that that's...
02:09:10.000 It's like, say, you know, you can ride a dragon.
02:09:13.000 Yo!
02:09:14.000 You know?
02:09:15.000 Or, you know, Elon's like, I want to go to Mars.
02:09:16.000 Like, somebody tells you, you look at the big- a mountain of water.
02:09:19.000 Right.
02:09:20.000 You can fly on that.
02:09:22.000 Right.
02:09:22.000 I'm in.
02:09:23.000 Right.
02:09:24.000 Sign me up.
02:09:24.000 I mean, I feel like that's snowboarding.
02:09:25.000 And snowboarding's chiller.
02:09:26.000 You're not, like, taking your life in your hands.
02:09:28.000 But, like, when you're going as fast as you can on a snowboard down a mountain, you're like, man, I am fucking surfing a mountain right now.
02:09:34.000 Yeah.
02:09:34.000 It is.
02:09:34.000 It is cool.
02:09:35.000 It's an apex of life.
02:09:36.000 It is.
02:09:37.000 I feel like that when I jump on an anaconda.
02:09:38.000 I'm like, I am going to die!
02:09:40.000 When I'm on a snowboard, I don't snowboard, but I ski.
02:09:42.000 And when I ski, I'm like, don't get hurt, don't get hurt, don't get hurt, don't get hurt.
02:09:45.000 Didn't get hurt.
02:09:46.000 Yeah.
02:09:47.000 Don't eat a tree.
02:09:48.000 I've just been injured so many times in my life that I see people falling down.
02:09:53.000 The last time I skied, too, I did wipe out pretty hard.
02:09:56.000 See, skis, I don't like that your legs, I feel like I'm going to tie my legs into a knot.
02:10:01.000 Yeah, but I don't like being attached to that board.
02:10:03.000 Nope, because when you hit ice and you fall forward, that face smack, your teeth are coming right out.
02:10:08.000 I know a dude who got fucked up on a snowboard that way.
02:10:12.000 The snowboard went up and he landed headfirst and just got out cold.
02:10:19.000 Friends had to find him.
02:10:21.000 Somehow I've taught all my friends how to snowboard and I've never had anybody get hurt too bad.
02:10:25.000 That's crazy.
02:10:26.000 Bunny Hill to whatever.
02:10:28.000 Shane, my friend Shane Dorian that I was just talking about, he destroyed his knee snowboarding.
02:10:32.000 Yeah?
02:10:33.000 Slammed into a tree, tore it apart, had to get reconstructive surgery.
02:10:36.000 And, you know, think about that.
02:10:37.000 The guy's whole life is riding waves.
02:10:40.000 Shane Dorian?
02:10:41.000 Yeah.
02:10:42.000 Yeah.
02:10:42.000 He's a surfer.
02:10:43.000 Yeah.
02:10:44.000 Awesome surfer.
02:10:44.000 Yeah.
02:10:45.000 Big wave surfer.
02:10:46.000 And so, you know, he had to get his knee reconstructed.
02:10:48.000 As soon as he got fixed, right back to snowboarding.
02:10:50.000 Yeah.
02:10:51.000 I mean, dude, it's the thing you love.
02:10:52.000 It's the thing you love.
02:10:53.000 I mean, you can't...
02:10:55.000 I don't get it.
02:10:56.000 No matter how many dung beetles fly up my ass, I just keep going back to the jungle.
02:10:59.000 I understand, but I don't get it.
02:11:02.000 I do understand.
02:11:04.000 My brain didn't go down that path, but I get the path.
02:11:08.000 I could have gone down that path.
02:11:10.000 I see it.
02:11:10.000 I see the lure.
02:11:12.000 I see the lure of the big wave.
02:11:13.000 I see the lure of the jungle.
02:11:14.000 I see it.
02:11:15.000 I think you do it in a lot of...
02:11:17.000 I think you do a lot of things obsessively.
02:11:23.000 I think that when you get interested in something, whether it's elk hunting or whether it's archery or whatever it is, you go a hundred percent.
02:11:31.000 And so you kind of get that same hit from it.
02:11:33.000 These guys have just attached themselves to something that's insane.
02:11:37.000 I think it's in everything.
02:11:39.000 I think everything is like that.
02:11:40.000 There's things that human beings find that are complicated and challenging.
02:11:44.000 We gravitate towards those things because we get these rewards of accomplishment.
02:11:47.000 I think these rewards of accomplishment are built into our system of what it is to be a human being and what our purpose is on Earth.
02:11:55.000 And I think that you can live your whole life and not find a thing that you find challenging and rewarding.
02:12:04.000 And I think that's a tragedy.
02:12:06.000 Because I think you're living a boring ass life.
02:12:08.000 That's the great Thoreau quote.
02:12:11.000 Most men live lives of silent desperation.
02:12:13.000 And that's real.
02:12:15.000 Most people don't have a thing that they do that excites them and it's difficult and it's challenging and rewarding.
02:12:22.000 And that's not a good life.
02:12:24.000 It's a safe life, right?
02:12:26.000 That's what people want.
02:12:27.000 They want a safe life.
02:12:28.000 People want to retire.
02:12:29.000 I want to go off in the sunset.
02:12:30.000 It's all bullshit.
02:12:32.000 You want a life filled with challenges and rewards and you want to learn about yourself along the way.
02:12:37.000 You want to make mistakes because that's how you grow.
02:12:40.000 You want to do challenging things because that's how you find out how far you can push yourself.
02:12:44.000 You want to learn more because it elevates your capacity to understand things.
02:12:48.000 It's part of being a human.
02:12:50.000 It's a fascinating thing that's elective.
02:12:53.000 And that's the part about it that makes it interesting.
02:12:55.000 It's elective.
02:12:56.000 You don't have to do it.
02:12:57.000 You can get a very plain, boring job that's not challenging or intriguing and just exist.
02:13:03.000 And you can exist on bad food and you can exist on bad information and watch television all day and never challenge your mind and just dull yourself with alcohol and slowly rot until your body gives out.
02:13:19.000 I think a lot of people clip their own wings thinking that, you know, that's not me.
02:13:24.000 Yeah, that's true, too.
02:13:26.000 I don't have access to that.
02:13:27.000 And then you don't realize that the difference between you and Goggins or, you know, McNamara is just obsession.
02:13:36.000 It's just go out and do it.
02:13:38.000 And a lot of times, it's getting on a path.
02:13:41.000 And then, like, think about Goggins.
02:13:43.000 Like, when he first started that, what if he never did decide to get fit?
02:13:46.000 What if he stayed that 300-pound dude who's just drinking milkshakes all day, and he was big and fat, and he couldn't even run 100 yards?
02:13:53.000 That's who he was when he first started working out.
02:13:56.000 And a switch flipped, and he got on a path, and he stayed on that path.
02:14:00.000 He wasn't on that path his whole life.
02:14:02.000 And then all of a sudden, he gets on that path and becomes the biggest psycho of all time on that path.
02:14:07.000 But you have to either have a traumatic event that wakes you up or some sort of just boundless innate optimism that makes you think it's possible.
02:14:16.000 I don't know if there's a you have to have this or that.
02:14:18.000 I think there's a whole bunch of different things that can happen to people.
02:14:21.000 I think near-death experiences.
02:14:23.000 I think loss of a loved one.
02:14:25.000 I think maybe a realization that sometimes people just wake up and say, I can't do this anymore.
02:14:31.000 Whatever they're doing that's boring or sucky or just soul-sucking, they just get to a point where they go, I can't do this anymore.
02:14:38.000 And sometimes it's just like an alcoholic hits rock bottom.
02:14:41.000 It's like, I'm not drinking anymore.
02:14:42.000 I'm fucking done.
02:14:43.000 My friend Dave did that.
02:14:45.000 He never went to rehab, didn't do nothing.
02:14:47.000 He crashed his car.
02:14:48.000 He got arrested because he ran away from the scene of the accident.
02:14:51.000 He was drunk driving.
02:14:52.000 And he said, I'm never drinking again.
02:14:54.000 Never drank again.
02:14:55.000 To the day he died.
02:14:56.000 Just quit.
02:14:58.000 Just reached his limit.
02:14:59.000 Didn't go to Alcoholics Anonymous.
02:15:01.000 They're like, you have to go.
02:15:02.000 He's like, no, I don't.
02:15:03.000 I'm just not drinking anymore.
02:15:04.000 I'm done.
02:15:05.000 And he just had to, his whole life he was a drunk.
02:15:08.000 He just had to get to this point where he's like, this can't be me anymore.
02:15:11.000 Yeah, he just disgusts yourself.
02:15:13.000 There's a whole bunch of different ways to get to that.
02:15:15.000 Sometimes you get to it through inspiration.
02:15:17.000 Sometimes you get to it through desperation.
02:15:19.000 Sometimes you get to it just through intrigue.
02:15:21.000 Like sometimes, you know, you walk into a jujitsu gym and you've never even done a martial art in your whole life.
02:15:26.000 You take a lesson and you're like, oh my God, this is so fun.
02:15:29.000 And then five years later, you're a fucking jujitsu wizard and you're obsessed with it.
02:15:33.000 You train every day.
02:15:35.000 And you're on this new path as a human being because you found a thing that excited you.
02:15:39.000 And it could be big wave surfing.
02:15:41.000 It could be playing chess.
02:15:43.000 There's probably a thing out there that resonates with you.
02:15:46.000 You just haven't had it.
02:15:47.000 And then there's the thing of getting outside of your comfort zone, which people don't like to do.
02:15:52.000 That's where people struggle.
02:15:53.000 Yeah, because they have never had any experience with it and they don't understand the reward of doing it.
02:15:57.000 But the people that do do it all the time, whether it's, you know, David Goggins or Jocko or anybody that you see that's like a fitness influencer or people that are like super fit, they just stay on the path.
02:16:10.000 That's the key.
02:16:11.000 The key is just every fucking day is a new challenge.
02:16:15.000 You don't want to do it every day.
02:16:17.000 If you're a guy who runs marathons, there's no fucking way you want to run every day.
02:16:21.000 But you know if you want to run a sub-three-hour marathon, you've got to run every fucking day.
02:16:26.000 And you've got to check your heart rate.
02:16:28.000 You've got to make sure you're eating correctly.
02:16:29.000 You've got to do all those things.
02:16:31.000 It's fucking hard to do.
02:16:33.000 But because it's hard to do, people get obsessed.
02:16:35.000 You know, maybe they run a 5K. They're like, I can't believe I did it.
02:16:39.000 Wow, I ran three miles.
02:16:40.000 And then the next thing you go, you know what, I'm going to run a half marathon.
02:16:43.000 And they prepare for a half marathon.
02:16:45.000 And the next thing you know, they're a fucking runner.
02:16:47.000 You know?
02:16:48.000 But that happens.
02:16:50.000 And that's the thing that, to me, what I see is so many people going, you know, especially at this point, people go like, oh, I can't believe you do this work in the jungle.
02:16:57.000 And they go, I always wanted to do this.
02:16:59.000 And I listen to when people say I always wanted to do it.
02:17:01.000 And I'm like, go do it.
02:17:02.000 Yeah.
02:17:03.000 Go do it.
02:17:03.000 But some people can't, right?
02:17:05.000 Because some people, I mean, the reality is some people have families, and they have mortgages, and they have loved ones they take care of.
02:17:11.000 There's not a chance in hell you can take a father of four, and all of a sudden this guy can become a jungle keeper.
02:17:16.000 It's just, he's not going to leave Ohio and quit his job in Columbus.
02:17:21.000 I mean, not full time, but I'm saying he could do something.
02:17:23.000 He could do something.
02:17:24.000 But the point is, you went on this path very early.
02:17:27.000 How old were you when you first started this path?
02:17:30.000 17. Yeah, see, that's a good age.
02:17:33.000 17, you don't know what the fuck is going on in the world.
02:17:36.000 You're young, you're all full of cum, you're fucking crazy ambitious.
02:17:39.000 Teachers keep telling you what to do.
02:17:40.000 Yeah, fuck these people.
02:17:41.000 Fuck these people.
02:17:42.000 And then you have confidence and intelligence and you decided to make this a path and then you find...
02:17:49.000 Yeah.
02:17:55.000 Yeah.
02:18:00.000 Yeah.
02:18:10.000 Get a luxury yacht.
02:18:12.000 They just get these things that are trying to fill some sense of purpose and meaning because they don't really enjoy what they do.
02:18:20.000 They don't get just purely satisfied by what they actually do.
02:18:25.000 They need all these other things to motivate them to keep doing it, and then they get caught up in this numbers game where a guy only has a billion dollars feels like a loser when he's hanging out with Jeff Bezos.
02:18:35.000 I never understood that, dude.
02:18:36.000 I never understood making it past a certain amount of income and not just going, Cool.
02:18:41.000 Now I'm going to go enjoy.
02:18:42.000 Now I'm going to take care of my friends.
02:18:43.000 Now I'm going to take care of that one neighbor that I always knew needed help.
02:18:46.000 Now I'm going to do this and just start doing good with that shit.
02:18:49.000 And there are people who do that.
02:18:50.000 I can tell you as a person who grew up poor, one of the things that happens is, first initially you worry that you're not going to be able to maintain it.
02:18:58.000 That's initial fear.
02:19:00.000 That's super, super common.
02:19:01.000 And guys start getting really famine-based.
02:19:04.000 It's interesting, when they start making more money, they start getting more freaked out about money.
02:19:08.000 I understand that.
02:19:09.000 That happens.
02:19:10.000 But there's a limit.
02:19:10.000 You see that with a lot of Hollywood people.
02:19:12.000 They change how they talk about things.
02:19:14.000 They change their opinions.
02:19:16.000 They don't want to take any risks.
02:19:18.000 So you want to keep that gravy train rolling.
02:19:22.000 But if you're doing something you enjoy doing, then I think, especially if you're independent, like podcasters, right?
02:19:30.000 That's a good example.
02:19:31.000 You start making money in podcasting, you're like, oh, this is great.
02:19:35.000 I just can make money doing a thing that I love to do.
02:19:38.000 I'm not going to stop doing it.
02:19:40.000 Why would I stop doing it?
02:19:41.000 And I also can keep making a lot of money.
02:19:43.000 I think I'll just keep doing it.
02:19:44.000 Especially since I enjoy it.
02:19:46.000 So I don't even think about it like doing it for the money.
02:19:48.000 I think about like, I would like to talk to Paul.
02:19:51.000 He's an interesting dude.
02:19:52.000 He lives in the Amazon.
02:19:53.000 Oh, this is my job.
02:19:54.000 I get to talk to Paul.
02:19:55.000 Why would I stop?
02:19:56.000 I mean, I would do this for free.
02:19:58.000 But I'm not going to.
02:20:00.000 Yeah, but you're also...
02:20:01.000 You've changed the world of podcasting.
02:20:06.000 You've kind of flown above that, I'm saying.
02:20:07.000 But even for the normal guy at a business...
02:20:09.000 Yeah, but all that's by accident.
02:20:11.000 I know, but I'm saying a normal person makes his first five million.
02:20:15.000 You know what I mean?
02:20:15.000 Like, people just don't- No, no, no, no, no.
02:20:17.000 Now I need 30 million.
02:20:18.000 No, you need more.
02:20:18.000 You need more because you got a mortgage, you got this, you got that.
02:20:20.000 What if your kids go to college?
02:20:22.000 Also, your money's not going to be worth as much because of inflation.
02:20:24.000 And what if you invest in this fucking hedge fund and this and that and this goes under?
02:20:31.000 Or what if you're an idiot and you invest in NFTs or Bitcoin?
02:20:34.000 I know a dude who just lost a shitload of money in crypto coin.
02:20:40.000 You get nutty, you think it's free money.
02:20:42.000 And like, no, it's some kind of crazy thing that's going on.
02:20:45.000 We got fake money, some weird created money, and you just spent a lot of real money to buy some of this weird, like, fucking imaginary money.
02:20:56.000 Speaking of which, do you want to buy a...
02:20:59.000 What were those things?
02:21:00.000 Those fake pictures that people bought for a while?
02:21:02.000 NFTs.
02:21:03.000 Yeah, that was...
02:21:03.000 What was that about?
02:21:05.000 What was that about?
02:21:06.000 What was that about?
02:21:07.000 That was crazy.
02:21:08.000 Bro, and they sold for millions of dollars.
02:21:10.000 I know a dude who made...
02:21:11.000 He got rich.
02:21:12.000 He was an artist.
02:21:13.000 Yeah, but then...
02:21:13.000 He got rich selling NFTs.
02:21:14.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:21:15.000 In the beginning when everyone was frothy with it.
02:21:17.000 It sold, and then they dropped to nothing.
02:21:19.000 So I always have all these people coming up to me, and they're like, oh man, you're trying to raise money for the rainforest?
02:21:24.000 They're like, you need to get into the NFT market.
02:21:26.000 So I almost got got by the NFT people.
02:21:29.000 Yeah.
02:21:30.000 I've had multiple occasions where I've been asked to do things for NFTs and I've been asked to do things with crypto.
02:21:36.000 And I was like, I don't even know what it is.
02:21:39.000 So how the fuck am I going to endorse?
02:21:42.000 I won't endorse something unless it's a product that I've used or makes sense or they can explain to me, oh, this is how it works.
02:21:50.000 Okay, it makes sense.
02:21:51.000 But if you're doing something like an NFT, like, Jamie tried to explain it to me like six or seven times.
02:21:58.000 Yeah.
02:21:58.000 And I was like, okay, but you have it on your phone, right?
02:22:01.000 So I can take a screenshot and I have it on my phone too.
02:22:04.000 Yeah.
02:22:04.000 No, but you don't own it.
02:22:05.000 Okay, what does that mean?
02:22:06.000 I have the same thing you have.
02:22:08.000 I have the exact same experience of having this million dollar yacht ape.
02:22:13.000 Is that what it was called?
02:22:14.000 No, it was the board ape.
02:22:15.000 What was the board ape?
02:22:16.000 What was the apes?
02:22:17.000 It was a fucking cartoon picture of a monkey.
02:22:18.000 What were they called though?
02:22:20.000 Was it yacht apes or board apes?
02:22:24.000 There was one that a lot of people were buying, and I was like, what the fuck are you paying money for?
02:22:29.000 This is crazy!
02:22:30.000 It's called the Bored Ape Yacht Club.
02:22:31.000 Oh, that's what it is.
02:22:32.000 Bored Ape Yacht Club.
02:22:33.000 Okay, Bored Ape.
02:22:35.000 Show an image of what these fucking things are.
02:22:37.000 And what was the most expensive one that went for?
02:22:41.000 By the way, that's an NFT. That thing?
02:22:44.000 Yeah, but that's a whole different...
02:22:48.000 Gigant chat?
02:22:48.000 Yeah, that's Elon Musk.
02:22:50.000 That's...
02:22:53.000 Did it just change color because we talked about it?
02:22:55.000 That's like a digital piece of art.
02:22:59.000 That's a completely different thing.
02:23:01.000 So you have to plug it in?
02:23:02.000 Yeah, but that thing was a gift from an artist.
02:23:06.000 What the fuck's his name?
02:23:07.000 I forgot his name real quick.
02:23:09.000 Beeple.
02:23:09.000 Oh yeah, I've heard of his name.
02:23:10.000 Sorry, Beeple.
02:23:11.000 But Beeple's, he puts up digital art every fucking day.
02:23:14.000 So when you, he has like a gallery and you go there and there's this giant digital art.
02:23:18.000 It's like, those kind of NFTs make sense.
02:23:21.000 This thing is like a shit cartoon.
02:23:23.000 And how much did they go for?
02:23:25.000 I mean, I saw those numbers at the bottom right there are showing...
02:23:29.000 I think it's Ether.
02:23:31.000 So 111 Ether would be the price.
02:23:34.000 That's $3,000 a coin right now.
02:23:37.000 So it'd be $300,000.
02:23:38.000 $300,000?
02:23:39.000 It said it was sold at $769,000.
02:23:42.000 But you could just screenshot it.
02:23:43.000 So it was sold at $769,000.
02:23:46.000 So it was sold at close to a million dollars.
02:23:50.000 And what is that?
02:23:51.000 Getting into the screenshot thing is a tough thing because it's like you own a car, but me having a picture of your car on my phone doesn't mean I own your car.
02:23:57.000 Yeah, but you don't understand what I just said earlier.
02:23:59.000 I said it's the exact same experience.
02:24:01.000 Yeah, I know.
02:24:01.000 The experience of having it on your phone is very different than the experience of you having a picture of my car.
02:24:06.000 The same with any art, then.
02:24:07.000 That's just the argument for art, then.
02:24:09.000 No, but it's not.
02:24:10.000 Card's a bad example.
02:24:11.000 But Mona Lisa, I can look at the Mona Lisa on my phone all day long.
02:24:14.000 I don't own it.
02:24:15.000 Right.
02:24:15.000 But there's a big difference between owning the Mona Lisa on your phone.
02:24:19.000 So, like, the Mona Lisa was only on a phone, and you could just screenshot it, and you would also have the exact same experience of the Mona Lisa.
02:24:25.000 The difference in the physical Mona Lisa is it's hundreds of years old.
02:24:28.000 Right.
02:24:29.000 And it's painted by a master.
02:24:30.000 I'm not...
02:24:31.000 You don't just own it on your phone is sort of the thought.
02:24:34.000 But you do.
02:24:35.000 Where do you own it then?
02:24:36.000 But the thing is, you can replicate Your phone's an access point to where you do own it.
02:24:39.000 That's like saying your bank account is only on your phone, but it's not.
02:24:43.000 I hear what you're saying, but it's not the same, because there's no real value in that NFT. It's fake.
02:24:49.000 The experience of having it is no different.
02:24:52.000 I get that you're saying that it's money, and you're going to trade it as money.
02:24:57.000 I agree with everything you're saying as someone that is invested in this stuff.
02:25:00.000 How much did you waste?
02:25:02.000 I didn't waste any, because I was getting stuff when it was...
02:25:06.000 Chief or whatever.
02:25:07.000 I bought it at the right time.
02:25:09.000 I could have sold it and made a bunch of money, but I did not.
02:25:12.000 I would have had to pay taxes on all that money too, which I don't know what people are doing or did and all that stuff.
02:25:16.000 It's all so kooky.
02:25:17.000 The thing I was going to bring up is I'm into sports cards now.
02:25:19.000 Those are...
02:25:21.000 Why is that stuff worth money?
02:25:23.000 Well, because they're original physical things, and then they also have serial numbers on them.
02:25:28.000 I guess if you had a fake one...
02:25:30.000 That's where you don't know if anyone's faking it.
02:25:31.000 But the thing is, the real ones, you're also getting a little piece of history.
02:25:35.000 Maybe.
02:25:36.000 Like this arrowhead.
02:25:37.000 If somebody made this arrowhead and I didn't know, because guys do make arrowheads.
02:25:41.000 There's a lot of modern-day people that make arrowheads.
02:25:43.000 But this one was found at a friend of mine's ranch.
02:25:45.000 I have a bunch of these.
02:25:47.000 I have a few of them at home.
02:25:49.000 They're fucking amazing.
02:25:50.000 Because these are like little windows into a time in history that was not that long ago that was right here.
02:25:56.000 And they're all over the place.
02:25:58.000 And somebody made that.
02:25:59.000 Somebody made that.
02:26:00.000 And it took a long ass time.
02:26:02.000 And then they had to make the rods for the arrows.
02:26:05.000 Which is not that easy.
02:26:06.000 No!
02:26:07.000 No, it's not.
02:26:07.000 Like if we went out in the forest right now and we said, okay, let's find a perfectly straight stick.
02:26:11.000 Well, not only that, you have to use sinew to make the string for your bow.
02:26:16.000 You have to know what woods to use for the bow.
02:26:18.000 You have to know how to harden those woods and...
02:26:22.000 If you're making a recurve bow, now you're talking even crazier.
02:26:26.000 Even if you're just trying to make a simple longbow.
02:26:29.000 Yeah, a simple longbow.
02:26:31.000 Fire.
02:26:31.000 And you have to be accurate with that thing.
02:26:33.000 And so that means you have to have enough arrows to practice with.
02:26:37.000 Yeah.
02:26:38.000 Fire is the same thing.
02:26:40.000 Every time I try and show someone how to make fire, it's like, this is such a process.
02:26:43.000 It's such a process.
02:26:44.000 Just to get fire started.
02:26:46.000 Yeah.
02:26:46.000 Which is, again, it's so much fun being out in the jungle, because whoever you are, no matter how rich you are, no matter how hot your shit is, you're out in the jungle, you're shitting with the dung beetles just like the rest of us.
02:26:56.000 Do you bring fire starter?
02:26:57.000 You know that stuff?
02:26:58.000 So they have bricks of this stuff, or cords of it, and you cut off a little bit of a piece of it, and then you have a flint and a piece of steel, and you knock the two of them together.
02:27:10.000 Yeah, they have those rods, the Yeah, exactly.
02:27:13.000 That's exactly what it is, right?
02:27:15.000 And you light that stuff, and it's soaked in chemicals.
02:27:19.000 It's probably fucking terrible to breathe in, but that will keep fire for a long time, and you can use it to start fires.
02:27:25.000 Yeah, we don't.
02:27:26.000 Usually we just have a lighter with us, but there have been times.
02:27:30.000 It's wet.
02:27:31.000 That's the problem.
02:27:32.000 So the only real way, especially in the rainy season, the wood is soaked through.
02:27:36.000 If this was a stick, it's soaked through and through.
02:27:38.000 It's not going to burn.
02:27:40.000 You have to be very creative.
02:27:41.000 You have to put some diesel fuel in a tuna can and make a fire over that and then let that burn for a little bit.
02:27:47.000 So it dries everything out?
02:27:48.000 So it dries everything out.
02:27:49.000 Even then, it's not a very enthusiastic fire.
02:27:53.000 It's like, I guess I'll burn if you need me to.
02:27:55.000 You're trying to cook a pot of beans and it's your life.
02:27:57.000 Last pot of beans and it's all the food you got.
02:28:00.000 Oh my god.
02:28:01.000 It's a pain in the ass.
02:28:01.000 Things don't want to burn.
02:28:02.000 But when there's rain, we're happy.
02:28:04.000 So you never bring like a little Bunsen burner?
02:28:08.000 Those little camp...
02:28:09.000 Those little lightweight ones?
02:28:11.000 No.
02:28:11.000 No?
02:28:11.000 No.
02:28:12.000 And honestly, that's a great idea for expeditions.
02:28:15.000 But what we do, we bring these big propane tanks and just throw it on the boat.
02:28:18.000 And if you can't bring that, then nothing but like what we have at the camping stores here where they have like the little ones that go in your backpack.
02:28:24.000 They just don't sell those in the...
02:28:26.000 Where we go.
02:28:27.000 Right.
02:28:27.000 And you can't bring that on the plane.
02:28:29.000 Oh, you can't?
02:28:30.000 No.
02:28:31.000 You can't bring a propane tank on a plane.
02:28:33.000 An empty one?
02:28:34.000 Or whatever those are.
02:28:35.000 Like, if you go to REI and buy whatever those little camp stoves have in them, you can't bring that on the plane.
02:28:42.000 So, is there a place where you can receive packages?
02:28:45.000 Where you can get it shipped to you?
02:28:46.000 Yeah, we could probably get it shipped to Lima and then have it shipped down or whatever else.
02:28:49.000 But, I mean, right now we have a system that works.
02:28:51.000 But, again, to me, this may be me being like a Luddite, but it's like when we're out on expeditions, like, to me, I want everyone's shit off.
02:29:00.000 Like, people are like, oh, I have this new device.
02:29:02.000 I can get a network anywhere.
02:29:03.000 I'm like, turn it off.
02:29:04.000 That makes sense.
02:29:05.000 Turn it off.
02:29:05.000 The thing about this is it helps you boil water.
02:29:08.000 Jet boils is what they call them.
02:29:09.000 So it's this little thing.
02:29:10.000 It's got a little tank and it lasts for days.
02:29:12.000 You just cook it up when you want to cook food.
02:29:15.000 You know, you turn it on, you have a little thing with you and freeze-dried food and shit.
02:29:19.000 That's what a lot of these guys pack when they go 30 miles deep into the woods.
02:29:23.000 You have coffee real quick?
02:29:24.000 Yeah, you can make a coffee if you want to.
02:29:26.000 Yeah.
02:29:26.000 I brought a guy who used to work at National Geographic on an expedition with me and it was a couple local guys, me and my friend Mohsen and him, and we went up this river and In hindsight, he was like, he actually thought we were messing with him.
02:29:37.000 He was like, this can't be what you guys do.
02:29:39.000 He was like, you just have a fucking boat and tents.
02:29:42.000 He was like, it was the bugs, the sand, the brutal, the sun beating.
02:29:46.000 He was like, why don't you have a fucking roof?
02:29:48.000 Do you become accustomed to the bug bites?
02:29:51.000 Yeah.
02:29:51.000 So is it just you just deal with it or does your body develop any kind of an antibody to it or anything?
02:29:57.000 To the sand fly bites, like me and JJ get bitten and we bleed, but we don't get the elevated skin like that classic.
02:30:04.000 So your body doesn't react to it anymore?
02:30:07.000 Dude, wasp bites?
02:30:08.000 I don't even react to bullet ant bites anymore, dude.
02:30:10.000 I'm on number 11. What are you talking about?
02:30:12.000 I'm talking about like I just got bit by a bullet ant as I was trying to go to bed.
02:30:15.000 I got up to go to bed.
02:30:16.000 I was, like, doing something with people.
02:30:17.000 I stood up.
02:30:19.000 And I know the feeling by now.
02:30:20.000 You're just like, oh, there it is again.
02:30:22.000 Bit me right in the foot.
02:30:23.000 I just went to bed.
02:30:24.000 No way.
02:30:25.000 Yeah.
02:30:25.000 They're stopping.
02:30:26.000 It's starting to lose its efficacy on me.
02:30:29.000 Wow.
02:30:30.000 I didn't know that that was the case.
02:30:32.000 Because I saw those rites of passage thing that they do.
02:30:36.000 They take these guys, the glove.
02:30:37.000 And they fill their hand up with bullet ants.
02:30:39.000 And they have the bullet ants stuck in the glove so they can't go anywhere.
02:30:42.000 So they just keep fucking you up.
02:30:44.000 And it's supposed to be some thing that they do that is like a religious experience.
02:30:49.000 It's a rite of passage.
02:30:51.000 It's a rite of passage.
02:30:52.000 So they'll pair.
02:30:53.000 It's kind of like a bonding thing.
02:30:55.000 Find a video of that, James.
02:30:56.000 Fucking mad.
02:30:57.000 It's a rite of passage thing.
02:30:58.000 They'll take a young man, do it to him, and then they'll have a girl take care of him afterwards.
02:31:03.000 And it's sort of trying to encourage them to pair up.
02:31:06.000 Oh.
02:31:07.000 I know that Steve-O did it.
02:31:08.000 I saw a video of Steve-O stickers.
02:31:09.000 Of course he did that, retard.
02:31:10.000 Yeah.
02:31:11.000 Come and talk to him.
02:31:13.000 I'm like, please stop.
02:31:13.000 Please stop.
02:31:14.000 Don't let people punch you.
02:31:15.000 Please stop.
02:31:16.000 Don't let this happen.
02:31:17.000 Just take care of yourself.
02:31:18.000 Please stop.
02:31:18.000 You've done so much.
02:31:19.000 Yeah.
02:31:20.000 He's so banged up.
02:31:22.000 He's such a wild man.
02:31:24.000 Have you ever seen the one when he was in Africa and he climbed up the trees and a lion climbed up the trees with him and pulled his hat off?
02:31:29.000 Those are real lions.
02:31:31.000 Like lion lions.
02:31:32.000 I always wanted to ask about that because he's in a hammock and they have meat hanging from the hammock and there's lions like biting their asses.
02:31:37.000 Yeah, I don't understand him.
02:31:39.000 He looks good.
02:31:41.000 They played keep away with hyenas, so he's got it on.
02:31:45.000 He's freaking out.
02:31:47.000 Yeah.
02:31:48.000 Let me hear some volume.
02:31:50.000 And the next day, Chris's hand looked like Mickey Mouse.
02:31:54.000 Yeah.
02:31:57.000 What a fucking psycho.
02:31:59.000 Wild Boys was the show.
02:32:01.000 You can get stung by those things now.
02:32:03.000 And I thought it was like, my friend Steve got it.
02:32:06.000 He said it was like 12 hours of excruciating pain.
02:32:09.000 And he said he could barely walk.
02:32:11.000 My first one was like that.
02:32:12.000 My first one was like that.
02:32:13.000 I was like out.
02:32:14.000 Like your lymph nodes swell up.
02:32:16.000 You have horrible pain in your body.
02:32:18.000 You have a headache.
02:32:18.000 One bite.
02:32:19.000 One bite.
02:32:20.000 One bite to the arm.
02:32:21.000 And now...
02:32:22.000 Did you do it on purpose?
02:32:22.000 Yeah.
02:32:23.000 Well, because the guys were like, yo, what up?
02:32:25.000 They're like, you think you're tough?
02:32:26.000 Big guy?
02:32:27.000 Down there, I'm big.
02:32:28.000 Up here, I'm not big.
02:32:29.000 Down there, they're like, oh, you're a big guy, huh?
02:32:31.000 Does anybody work out?
02:32:32.000 You're the only guy who works out in the jungle.
02:32:34.000 You're out there doing chin-ups, and they're like, what the fuck is this guy doing?
02:32:37.000 They think I'm weird.
02:32:38.000 I'm sure they do.
02:32:38.000 Because I'm in the sun with my shirt off doing push-ups, sit-ups, pull-ups, doing my jungle workout.
02:32:43.000 And they're like walking by like, what's wrong with Gringo Loco?
02:32:46.000 Why does he do this?
02:32:47.000 Crazy fucker.
02:32:48.000 Yeah.
02:32:48.000 But then I go climb the giant trees and I'm like, all right, listen, you know?
02:32:52.000 Yeah.
02:32:52.000 You want to come?
02:32:53.000 And they're like, no.
02:32:54.000 But they, so they said you think you're tough.
02:32:56.000 So they took a bullet ant and you play bullet ant roulette.
02:32:59.000 You just, you know, so we each take a bullet ant and I put it on my arm so it starts walking around and then you take your arm and we just mash our forearms together and we go like this.
02:33:09.000 Oh boy.
02:33:10.000 And whoever it stings.
02:33:11.000 Oh boy.
02:33:12.000 It's super fun.
02:33:13.000 It's a great drinking game.
02:33:14.000 Oh, super fun.
02:33:14.000 Dude, you mix that with doing shots, it's awesome.
02:33:17.000 Sounds really fun.
02:33:18.000 It's so much fun.
02:33:19.000 So you were wrecked for how long?
02:33:20.000 How about a day and a half?
02:33:22.000 I took it really bad.
02:33:22.000 That's not fun.
02:33:23.000 I took it really bad.
02:33:24.000 You and I have a different understanding of fun.
02:33:26.000 The excitement of wondering who it's going to hit is fun.
02:33:29.000 I would rather not know.
02:33:31.000 Dude.
02:33:31.000 I don't want to know what that feels like.
02:33:33.000 See, that's different.
02:33:34.000 When I see the wet paint sign, I go, really?
02:33:38.000 I don't.
02:33:39.000 I go, let's paint.
02:33:40.000 Somebody painted it.
02:33:41.000 I don't respect that guy's work.
02:33:43.000 No, no, no.
02:33:43.000 I can never.
02:33:44.000 I have to.
02:33:45.000 And with the dumbest things, too.
02:33:46.000 People could be like...
02:33:47.000 So how many times did you do it voluntarily?
02:33:49.000 Once.
02:33:50.000 Okay, once.
02:33:51.000 No, never more than once.
02:33:52.000 And every other time after that was just...
02:33:53.000 Every other time than that, you're just doing your life and there's just a bulletin.
02:33:56.000 Pain rating.
02:33:56.000 Four plus on the Schmidt signing pain index.
02:34:00.000 Sting pain index.
02:34:01.000 The highest possible rating.
02:34:03.000 And you can just go to sleep after that?
02:34:05.000 Causes waves of pain for up to 12 hours after a single sting.
02:34:09.000 Being studied for use in biological insecticides.
02:34:13.000 Of course it is.
02:34:14.000 Of course it is.
02:34:14.000 Paralyzes insects and causes pain in humans.
02:34:17.000 Affects voltage-gated sodium channels and blocks synaptic transmission in the central nervous system.
02:34:24.000 Yo!
02:34:25.000 How many people died from bullet ants?
02:34:27.000 I don't know, but it does feel like something that at the level where you have it as a glove...
02:34:31.000 Could kill you.
02:34:32.000 Yeah, like, I feel like.
02:34:34.000 Given the intensity that my system felt from one...
02:34:38.000 Do you think that those people have already been stung a couple of times?
02:34:41.000 Yeah, those kids have grown up being stung.
02:34:42.000 So JJ said he didn't have shoes until he was 13, so he grew up walking through the jungle.
02:34:46.000 He said he had his first bullet and ant sting when he was like two years old.
02:34:49.000 Oh my god!
02:34:50.000 Which like as a two-year-old, that's like being stung in the face by like a wasp the size of this water pitcher.
02:34:56.000 Imagine what that feels like if you're a baby, a soft, mushy baby, and that ant just fucks you.
02:35:03.000 So they are experiencing it akin to what you experience now.
02:35:08.000 So when they're putting the glove on, even though it's horrific and it's getting their whole hand, and there's a bunch of those bullet ants in there, they're probably much more accustomed.
02:35:19.000 I think that they have, because they've grown up in the jungle, they're much more accustomed.
02:35:23.000 But, I mean, you're watching Steve-O do it.
02:35:25.000 Like, I would think twice before putting my hand in that glove and not having a hospital nearby.
02:35:30.000 Because I would think that you could go, that could be overwhelming to your system.
02:35:34.000 They're very intense.
02:35:35.000 It's not a joke.
02:35:36.000 Like, I could get bitten by a bullet ant right now and go, all right, well, we're going to do the rest of our day because I feel like it.
02:35:41.000 But what you really want to do is just stop living because it just hurts.
02:35:45.000 Even today?
02:35:45.000 Everywhere.
02:35:46.000 Yes.
02:35:47.000 It hurts everywhere.
02:35:48.000 So is it that you just accept the pain and you understand what it is and you don't freak out?
02:35:53.000 Or is it your pain threshold, has it lowered because you've done it a bunch of times, so your body's immune to it?
02:36:01.000 Yes, it has to lower to the point that you can make the decision to grit and bear it.
02:36:08.000 Because at first, it's so bad that you walk around going, and you're like, wait, okay.
02:36:14.000 If I walk, I'm in pain.
02:36:15.000 If I lay down, I'm in more pain.
02:36:17.000 There's nothing you can do.
02:36:18.000 There's nothing you can do.
02:36:19.000 You're just fucked.
02:36:20.000 And so now it's different.
02:36:22.000 And now I'm like, man, goddammit.
02:36:24.000 And I'm like, well, let's go do what we're going to do anyway.
02:36:27.000 I'm just going to be in a bad mood.
02:36:28.000 So now is it like a wasp sting to a normal person?
02:36:30.000 Yeah.
02:36:30.000 So now a wasp sting to me, like I'll just catch a wasp now.
02:36:32.000 Because I come home and I see people running from a yellow jacket.
02:36:36.000 And I'm like, I'll just grab it with my hand, let it stick.
02:36:38.000 We were talking about this yesterday.
02:36:39.000 I genuinely think that people must feel pain differently.
02:36:43.000 And it makes sense that some people just...
02:36:46.000 I don't even think it's a tolerance thing.
02:36:48.000 I think it feels different.
02:36:50.000 I think that's sort of like the same thing with spicy food.
02:36:53.000 And there's a bunch of different things like that.
02:36:55.000 Cold water.
02:36:56.000 There's things that people can tolerate.
02:36:57.000 And it seems like they're not just being tougher.
02:37:00.000 No.
02:37:00.000 Like, it's not as hard for them.
02:37:02.000 Like there's a, you know, maybe their ancestry evolved around being in pain all the time.
02:37:08.000 So they got accustomed to it.
02:37:10.000 Dude, my friend Noel, my childhood best friend, he always calls me and he goes, dude, you want to go surfing in Montauk?
02:37:15.000 And I go, bro, it's February.
02:37:17.000 It's fucking February.
02:37:18.000 There's going to be ice on the water.
02:37:19.000 And he's like, yeah, but the swell is awesome.
02:37:21.000 We'll wear wetsuits.
02:37:22.000 So one time I tried it with him.
02:37:24.000 I will never do it again.
02:37:25.000 Ever.
02:37:26.000 So are your hands in a wetsuit or no?
02:37:28.000 No.
02:37:29.000 Oh, boy.
02:37:29.000 You have booties, boots on.
02:37:30.000 But it's so fucking...
02:37:32.000 Every time a wave washes over you, it goes flying down your back.
02:37:35.000 Of course.
02:37:35.000 You're in ice-cold water.
02:37:37.000 And yes, the waves are incredible.
02:37:38.000 I don't care.
02:37:39.000 And you can't breathe.
02:37:41.000 I mean, you do the cold plunge all the time.
02:37:45.000 Yeah, but I'm not moving.
02:37:47.000 And you're not out there for four hours.
02:37:48.000 And you're not sitting on your board waiting for a wave to come.
02:37:51.000 I'm not trying to balance my cold-ass knees.
02:37:53.000 So to me, I look at Nolan and I go, shit, either he's way tougher than I am, Or he just is predisposed to not really giving a shit about cold water.
02:38:02.000 I hate cold water.
02:38:03.000 It could be that, but it could be you get acclimated.
02:38:07.000 You get accustomed.
02:38:08.000 Because we're talking about people, we adjust to our environments.
02:38:11.000 We adjust to all kinds of different things.
02:38:13.000 You probably get accustomed to that experience and the rush of riding those waves.
02:38:19.000 And it's also, there's a thing about being a badass, putting that wetsuit on and getting in that ocean.
02:38:24.000 That's where it gets me.
02:38:25.000 Where it goes, no, I'm going to make myself do it.
02:38:28.000 That's where I get myself on it, where it's like there is a certain satisfaction to going, yeah, take it.
02:38:32.000 Take another frozen wave.
02:38:34.000 If you're warm in your house and you're looking outside and it's snowing and it's ice on the ground and you're looking at your wetsuit, you're warm.
02:38:43.000 You're warm.
02:38:44.000 You're drinking soup.
02:38:45.000 You got some chicken noodle soup.
02:38:48.000 Oh, you're just so warm and you're watching television.
02:38:51.000 Why would I go to the ocean?
02:38:52.000 Are you guys really gonna go?
02:38:54.000 Let's not go.
02:38:54.000 You sure you want to go?
02:38:55.000 Come on, pussy.
02:38:56.000 We're gonna go.
02:38:57.000 And the guy comes back with fucking icicles in his beard and shit.
02:39:01.000 Yeah, there's a...
02:39:02.000 And we admire those people.
02:39:04.000 Well, you, you fucking savage.
02:39:06.000 You said you wake up cold and go in your cold plunge.
02:39:08.000 That's not that hard.
02:39:09.000 That's terrible.
02:39:10.000 It's not that hard.
02:39:10.000 To wake up cold and not do any push-ups or something?
02:39:13.000 If you told me you worked up a sweat first...
02:39:14.000 No.
02:39:15.000 I would say, okay, fine.
02:39:16.000 I do it sometimes after the sauna, but then I always finish on the cold.
02:39:21.000 Yeah, but that feels good.
02:39:22.000 If I do that, I never go cold, sauna, heat up, and then go outside.
02:39:28.000 I go sauna, cold, sauna, always end on cold.
02:39:32.000 So you always freeze your dick off at the end.
02:39:34.000 But it's not that hard.
02:39:35.000 It's three minutes.
02:39:37.000 If you count slowly to ten two times, it's three minutes.
02:39:40.000 That's what I've found.
02:39:41.000 So I just count slowly to ten for three minutes, and that's it.
02:39:46.000 I respectfully disagree with you.
02:39:47.000 I think this is one of those things where you...
02:39:49.000 You have found that this is a way for you to sort of flex for yourself, and you've gotten used to it, and you've come up with a system.
02:39:57.000 I would never.
02:39:59.000 There's certain things I just don't want to do.
02:40:01.000 Yeah, it sucks, dude.
02:40:02.000 I don't want to do that.
02:40:02.000 I don't want to do it every day.
02:40:03.000 Every day I don't want to do it, but I tell myself, shut the fuck up, pussy.
02:40:07.000 Pick up the lid, put it down, climb in.
02:40:10.000 You know you're climbing in.
02:40:11.000 Stop.
02:40:12.000 Oh, I do want to say Garmin.
02:40:15.000 Your new Fenix 8 watch shuts off when you get in the cold plunge.
02:40:20.000 I have a Fenix 8 and I have a Fenix 7. They're awesome.
02:40:24.000 I love these things.
02:40:25.000 But the Fenix 7 I have to wear when I do the cold plunge.
02:40:28.000 So if I work out with that one.
02:40:30.000 But this one has a better heart sensor.
02:40:31.000 This one's just better overall.
02:40:34.000 But it sucks that if you go in cold water, it doesn't even make any sense.
02:40:38.000 Like, how did you go backwards?
02:40:40.000 The old one, you go into cold water and nothing happens.
02:40:44.000 Underwater operating temperature range 0 to 40. Yeah, that's not true.
02:40:47.000 So, Google this.
02:40:49.000 Phoenix 8 shutting off cold plunge.
02:40:52.000 Google that.
02:40:55.000 Trust me, I looked it up online.
02:40:57.000 It's not just me.
02:41:00.000 Yeah.
02:41:01.000 See?
02:41:04.000 Watch turns off and reboots in cold water.
02:41:07.000 Yeah.
02:41:08.000 That's what everybody notices.
02:41:09.000 So if I'm in the water for five seconds, it shuts off.
02:41:12.000 Damn.
02:41:12.000 Yeah.
02:41:13.000 So they're apparently going to fix that.
02:41:15.000 I hope it's a software issue.
02:41:17.000 They better fix it now.
02:41:18.000 But the crazy thing is they have a dive feature on this watch.
02:41:21.000 So if you're swimming and you're diving and you're in cold water, it's going to shut off.
02:41:26.000 If you're down there and you're like, how much time do I got on this tank?
02:41:29.000 Exactly.
02:41:29.000 You can't have your watch turned off.
02:41:31.000 Right.
02:41:31.000 And if you get down to depths and it's below 40 degrees, it's probably going to shut off.
02:41:35.000 I don't even know what temperature it shuts off, but people have done it in cold water.
02:41:39.000 So they've taken a glass of cold water and dropped the watch in cold water and it shuts off.
02:41:44.000 Not good, Garmin.
02:41:46.000 It's just not good that you just released this thing and didn't know.
02:41:50.000 And didn't check it.
02:41:50.000 How did you not check for cold plunges when you got a dive function on the watch?
02:41:54.000 Interesting.
02:41:55.000 Yeah.
02:41:56.000 So apparently they think they could fix it with software, which I hope is true.
02:41:59.000 Well, that would be good.
02:42:00.000 But the 7 works.
02:42:01.000 That doesn't make any sense.
02:42:03.000 I've never had a problem with the 7. I put the 7 on in the sauna.
02:42:05.000 I put it on in the cold.
02:42:07.000 Never have a problem with it.
02:42:08.000 Yeah.
02:42:09.000 Well, I'm like that watch.
02:42:10.000 Cold.
02:42:11.000 Kryptonite.
02:42:11.000 The message boards say it's a software issue, and you can fix it by putting it in beta if you know how to do that.
02:42:17.000 Right, but beta disables the dive function.
02:42:19.000 Woof.
02:42:20.000 Yeah.
02:42:20.000 So the beta that they put out, it disables the dive function.
02:42:24.000 I think there's some talk of another workaround, like maybe shutting off the touchscreen, that maybe that would help.
02:42:31.000 But the problem is, it's like, you have a watch that everybody's used to cold plunging in.
02:42:37.000 They're used to jumping in the ocean in.
02:42:38.000 They're used to doing stuff in, and then the new one doesn't let you do it.
02:42:44.000 You can't release that.
02:42:45.000 You've got to fix that before.
02:42:47.000 You didn't have to sell it yesterday.
02:42:49.000 It just came out, I think, September.
02:42:53.000 I ordered one.
02:42:54.000 It took a while to get there.
02:42:55.000 I was all excited.
02:42:56.000 And then first cold plunge, I'm like, what in the fuck?
02:42:58.000 That's a wolf tooth.
02:42:59.000 That's a wolf tooth?
02:43:00.000 Yeah.
02:43:00.000 I forget who gave me that one.
02:43:03.000 Yeah, I got a lot of shit here, man, from cool stuff that people have given me.
02:43:07.000 But, you know, having things like that, like a watch that does GPS, like this watch has maps on it.
02:43:15.000 It shows your elevation.
02:43:17.000 You can get a lot of information off of these things.
02:43:20.000 And you can track waypoints on them.
02:43:21.000 And I always use a thing called Onyx Hunt as well.
02:43:25.000 And Onyx Hunt is a software app.
02:43:27.000 You download maps for the specific regions and you can hit a tracking function.
02:43:32.000 No, it doesn't.
02:43:33.000 I bet it can.
02:43:34.000 I don't know how to do it.
02:43:35.000 I don't do it that way.
02:43:35.000 It's on your phone.
02:43:36.000 I just do it on my phone.
02:43:37.000 I use this mostly for elevation.
02:43:39.000 You can use GPS on it, but it will drain your battery a lot quicker.
02:43:44.000 I don't use the GPS function.
02:43:46.000 This thing will go like 30 plus days without charging.
02:43:50.000 Without charging.
02:43:51.000 Yeah.
02:43:51.000 And monitoring your heart rate, doing all kinds of different shit.
02:43:55.000 It's a flashlight.
02:43:56.000 It's built in.
02:43:58.000 A flashlight?
02:43:59.000 Yeah, look at that.
02:44:00.000 Pretty good flashlight.
02:44:00.000 Built in.
02:44:01.000 It's nuts.
02:44:02.000 So if you're out in the woods and you don't have a flashlight, it's LED flashlight.
02:44:06.000 It lasts for fucking ever.
02:44:08.000 That's cool.
02:44:08.000 Because it's LED. Because it doesn't draw a lot of power.
02:44:11.000 These fucking things are incredible.
02:44:13.000 But this new one.
02:44:14.000 Yeah.
02:44:15.000 You guys fucked up.
02:44:16.000 But having those things, like, do you bring an inReach or anything?
02:44:20.000 Well, I mean, because we also do tourism.
02:44:22.000 We bring out a sat phone.
02:44:24.000 But now, dude, now Starlink.
02:44:26.000 Right.
02:44:26.000 Now at our base, at the Treehouse and at our research station, we have two different Starlinks.
02:44:31.000 So we have better internet there than I have in the Hudson Valley in New York.
02:44:37.000 Isn't that incredible?
02:44:38.000 It is.
02:44:39.000 It's absolutely incredible.
02:44:40.000 It really is amazing.
02:44:42.000 How small it is, too.
02:44:43.000 You can also take it and put it on a boat if you need to.
02:44:46.000 So, like, so I finally let, like, Lex broke me down on this.
02:44:50.000 I finally started a YouTube channel, and it's like, I'm gonna start bringing people on all kinds of shit.
02:44:54.000 Because now I can just stream it from there.
02:44:55.000 Right.
02:44:56.000 Fuck TV crews.
02:44:57.000 You could have a link on the roof of your car as you're driving around the jungle.
02:45:01.000 Yeah, well, hopefully there's no roads, but I want to take people, like, I could literally...
02:45:05.000 Put it on your backpack.
02:45:06.000 I could put it on my backpack.
02:45:07.000 Yeah, you probably could literally have it flat on the top of your pack and walk around, at least catch some signal.
02:45:14.000 Catch some signal or, you know, for the boat, like, if we go, look, we're going to be going four hours upriver and we know that there's an invasion and we're going with the police to go check out these loggers and there's going to be some fucking action going down.
02:45:24.000 Throw the Starlink on the boat.
02:45:25.000 I could live stream that and take people with me.
02:45:28.000 Whoa.
02:45:29.000 Yeah.
02:45:29.000 Or, now...
02:45:30.000 So, we...
02:45:32.000 A few weeks ago, I sent you that picture of that huge anaconda.
02:45:35.000 Yeah.
02:45:35.000 The one with the blue eyes.
02:45:36.000 Yeah.
02:45:37.000 And we've been working slowly on breaking the 20-foot mark.
02:45:42.000 That one was 19-something.
02:45:45.000 And so, we've been working more and more on the anaconda project.
02:45:50.000 And my guys...
02:45:51.000 And you know like when you have your people with elk hunting where they go, dude, I saw an elk that insert people you trust.
02:45:57.000 My guys, they went, we found one that's over seven meters and they haven't caught it yet.
02:46:03.000 You're talking over 21 feet.
02:46:05.000 So we've broken 19, right?
02:46:07.000 And so we're going to be going out for that.
02:46:10.000 And so that's the type of thing where I'm going, imagine bringing people.
02:46:14.000 Because after our first show, the comments were hysterical.
02:46:17.000 Where people going, this guy's full of shit.
02:46:20.000 Like, absolutely hysterical.
02:46:22.000 About the Anacondas?
02:46:23.000 About everything we talked about.
02:46:25.000 Oh, that's funny.
02:46:26.000 Like, the internet was just like, great show, this guy's full of shit.
02:46:29.000 There's so much documentation of it.
02:46:29.000 I know, I know.
02:46:31.000 All they have to do is go to your page.
02:46:32.000 They were like, oh, this guy really is there.
02:46:34.000 Some of them were really funny.
02:46:35.000 I laugh at a lot of the comments.
02:46:36.000 They were like, oh, I'll take that.
02:46:37.000 Never fucking happened for 300 Alex.
02:46:39.000 Like, you know, it's like, okay, great.
02:46:41.000 Well, people always want to say that.
02:46:42.000 People always want to say that, but now, it's like, now, we can fucking livestream this shit.
02:46:48.000 Right.
02:46:48.000 And we go jump on a snake with a head this big.
02:46:51.000 So we're putting together an expedition to do this now and it's gonna be fun.
02:46:57.000 In these areas that you go to, have they ever done any of those LIDAR explorations of it where they fly drones over to try to map out if there was some ancient structures in these areas?
02:47:09.000 Yeah, so we talk to local people and they find the terra preta earth and the pottery in the areas that it is.
02:47:17.000 So usually the places that it is, and we kind of talked about this, like the Graham Hancock.
02:47:23.000 I always want to say Graham Watkins.
02:47:24.000 Graham Hancock, I think that on the Amazon proper, I think there was a lot of civilizations.
02:47:30.000 Out in the tributaries where I am, it's very rare to come across those things, those ancient civilizations.
02:47:35.000 So those people, the uncontacted tribes out in the tributaries, they're probably living the way they've been living for thousands and thousands and thousands of years.
02:47:42.000 So my book publisher, it was so funny, I was writing something and I said something about these Stone Age warriors, what this guy must have seen as these Stone Age warriors came and murdered him with arrows, and they were like, how dare you call them Stone Age warriors?
02:47:58.000 And I went, they don't even have stones.
02:48:01.000 So, first of all...
02:48:02.000 Right, they're really stick-aged.
02:48:04.000 Yeah, did I just get woked for...
02:48:06.000 So dumb.
02:48:07.000 Is Stone Age a bad thing to say?
02:48:10.000 But I mean, it's not very often that you come into that problem, because we wouldn't call most normal people Stone Age people.
02:48:14.000 Well, the Native Americans were essentially Stone Age, right?
02:48:16.000 Well, he uses it in Empire of the Summer Moon.
02:48:17.000 He goes, well, these Stone Age warriors are da-da-da-da.
02:48:19.000 And I was like, well, these are pretty much Stone Age people.
02:48:21.000 And so I wrote it, and I basically got told, like, hey, don't say that.
02:48:25.000 God, how weird is that?
02:48:26.000 Yeah.
02:48:27.000 I also lost a book deal because I retweeted that Elon Musk liked our treehouse, but...
02:48:32.000 So you lost a book deal?
02:48:34.000 Yeah.
02:48:35.000 Really?
02:48:35.000 I had an amazing meeting with, like, all the people.
02:48:37.000 This lady was, like, you know, like the Devil Wears Prada, like Meryl Streep.
02:48:40.000 Like, she was, like, the big head honcho at one of the major publishers, and they were like, dude, your next book...
02:48:45.000 Is gonna kill.
02:48:46.000 She had like 20 other people on this Zoom call.
02:48:48.000 We had like an hour-long thing.
02:48:50.000 We talked about you.
02:48:51.000 She was like, and how close are you with Joe Rogan?
02:48:54.000 And I was like...
02:48:55.000 I was like, we're bros?
02:48:59.000 And then they were like, well, you know, either way, it was going really good.
02:49:04.000 Liberals!
02:49:05.000 I was thinking I was gonna get a life-changing amount of money.
02:49:08.000 I was thinking I was gonna get like a million-dollar book deal.
02:49:10.000 And that got confirmed through a bunch of avenues that it was a big one.
02:49:14.000 And then, and they were very impressed with Lex.
02:49:17.000 They love Lex.
02:49:18.000 And she was like, you have Lex Friedman in the Amazon?
02:49:19.000 I said, he's right over there.
02:49:21.000 I was like on the phone on Starlink talking to this publisher.
02:49:23.000 And she's like, so your next book is going to tell the whole story?
02:49:26.000 I said, yeah.
02:49:27.000 And then that week, Elon tweeted, cool treehouse.
02:49:31.000 Now, when the greatest inventor of your generation tweets anything that you did, you share it.
02:49:36.000 So I shared it.
02:49:37.000 The publisher got back and went, not only are we not even, we're just not making an offer anymore.
02:49:43.000 They don't like the type of people that I associate with.
02:49:46.000 Just you retweeting that?
02:49:48.000 You sure it wasn't me?
02:49:49.000 No, it was him.
02:49:52.000 They vetted you.
02:49:53.000 They were like, how close are you with him?
02:49:54.000 And I was like, listen to me.
02:49:55.000 He's the fucking nicest guy in the world.
02:49:57.000 I was like, you can't.
02:49:59.000 And they were like, would he write a forward for your book?
02:50:01.000 And I was like, I think I need a more Harrison Ford to do that.
02:50:07.000 I don't know.
02:50:08.000 Joe could do it, but I was like, I think we need a less polar...
02:50:12.000 Yeah, but they just want famous people.
02:50:13.000 That's all they were doing.
02:50:15.000 Famous people to say you're awesome.
02:50:17.000 But as soon as Elon's name came into the mix, I didn't know this.
02:50:21.000 Isn't that crazy.
02:50:21.000 I was unaware of this, that Elon has people that hate him.
02:50:24.000 Hate him.
02:50:24.000 I didn't know that.
02:50:25.000 Well, it's a lot of propaganda that really works, and a lot of it is what happened when he took over Twitter.
02:50:31.000 So you have to look at it from, like, what really happened.
02:50:35.000 Was there real outrage when he took over Twitter?
02:50:37.000 Yes, yes, there was real outrage.
02:50:41.000 I firmly believe there's manufactured outrage that's done in a very directed manner.
02:50:49.000 And I think he was most certainly the victim of that as well.
02:50:53.000 And then there was a narrative that continued to get pushed, like, hate speech on X. Hate speech.
02:51:00.000 That he's promoting it.
02:51:01.000 Yes.
02:51:02.000 That anti-Semitism, that racism, that all this stuff is up.
02:51:07.000 Well, if you allow people to just speak freely, you're going to have that.
02:51:10.000 You're going to have that.
02:51:11.000 But you can always not look at that.
02:51:13.000 Yeah.
02:51:14.000 But you're also going to have many more good things, too.
02:51:16.000 And the point was, what he really exposed was that the FBI was involved in suppressing the Hunter Biden laptop story and that these journalists who studied the Twitter files, Matt Taibbi and Michael Schellenberger and Barry Weiss and all these different people that went over these Documents found that,
02:51:32.000 hey, there's something very inappropriate happening where the government is getting these social media companies to take down true stories and to sign off and say that it's Russian disinformation.
02:51:43.000 And Elon confirmed this.
02:51:44.000 And Elon confirmed this.
02:51:45.000 So that's when he became very dangerous to them.
02:51:47.000 And so then the narrative of Elon being a white supremacist and Elon being, you know, But then the thing that happens also is he will tweet wacky shit.
02:51:58.000 And then he will retweet wacky shit that turns out to not be true.
02:52:02.000 And all that, they attack and it builds up and you get a distorted perception of his value in our culture, in our society.
02:52:10.000 And he's one of the greatest inventors the world's ever known.
02:52:13.000 One of the greatest...
02:52:14.000 Engineers we have alive, and he's involved in multiple different industries, and he's changing those multiple industries in incredible ways.
02:52:24.000 What they've done with space travel, with SpaceX, where these fucking rockets can land now, what they've done with these Starlink things that we were talking about.
02:52:31.000 Incredible.
02:52:32.000 If it wasn't for Tesla and electric cars, do you really think there'd be as many electric cars as there are today?
02:52:38.000 It wouldn't even be close.
02:52:39.000 You wouldn't have Governor Newsom saying that California has to be all electric by 2035, because no one would be making electric fucking cars like that.
02:52:50.000 There's a documentary from...
02:52:53.000 Early 2000s?
02:52:54.000 It's called Who Killed the Electric Car?
02:52:55.000 Yeah.
02:52:56.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:52:56.000 I saw that in college.
02:52:57.000 Fascinating.
02:52:58.000 You want some coffee?
02:52:58.000 Yeah.
02:52:59.000 Fascinating documentary.
02:53:00.000 And if it wasn't for Elon and making Tesla's awesome, you wouldn't have all these fucking electric car companies.
02:53:06.000 And he makes everything open source.
02:53:08.000 Okay, and that's all fine.
02:53:10.000 But my problem is people that take the guy who's trying to save the butterflies and the monkeys...
02:53:14.000 Yeah.
02:53:15.000 And kick me out.
02:53:16.000 For that.
02:53:16.000 For...
02:53:17.000 I've never even met the guy.
02:53:19.000 Dude, it's akin to being a Nazi.
02:53:21.000 So I have to pretend to not like him.
02:53:23.000 Right.
02:53:24.000 Exactly.
02:53:25.000 To align with their worldview.
02:53:26.000 It's what I was talking about with Hollywood.
02:53:28.000 When I was talking about how people start making money and they start being very careful about what they say because they're worried about it's going to go away.
02:53:34.000 Yeah.
02:53:35.000 You also realize there are consequences like what you experienced.
02:53:38.000 So those are real financial- That's my first time.
02:53:40.000 So that's it.
02:53:41.000 Yeah.
02:53:41.000 And so minor, right?
02:53:43.000 So that is how you get people to stay in line.
02:53:45.000 That's how you get people to only think the way they think.
02:53:48.000 And then you start reinforcing it in yourself and you start wearing pearls and doing all kinds of wacky shit because you want them to like you.
02:53:54.000 You want them to think you're one of them.
02:53:56.000 No, that was really creepy because, you know, I mean, I live in the jungle, but, like, I hear about all this stuff, but I don't know, like, who the players are and what the temperature is in the room.
02:54:04.000 You just thought it was cool that the guy said you have a cool treehouse.
02:54:06.000 He's, like, one of the coolest guys ever.
02:54:08.000 If this guy goes to fucking Mars, a historically relevant inventor said something I did was cool.
02:54:14.000 Great.
02:54:15.000 You share it, you know?
02:54:16.000 And it cost you a million bucks.
02:54:17.000 Yeah.
02:54:21.000 This is the world we're living in.
02:54:23.000 That's why.
02:54:24.000 And it's primarily the left that's that wacky.
02:54:28.000 Like if Bernie Sanders had said, cool treehouse, and you retweeted that, everybody would have loved you, you would have been fine, and the right wouldn't have attacked you.
02:54:37.000 No.
02:54:38.000 They wouldn't have cared.
02:54:39.000 They wouldn't have been upset.
02:54:39.000 You wouldn't have lost businesses.
02:54:41.000 No one from the right would have not given you a book deal because Bernie said, nice treehouse.
02:54:49.000 You're like, thanks.
02:54:50.000 Cool.
02:54:50.000 And you retweeted.
02:54:51.000 No one would care.
02:54:52.000 It could have been Obama.
02:54:54.000 It could have been anything.
02:54:54.000 By the way, that was super cool.
02:54:56.000 I loved it.
02:54:58.000 My friend Connor sent me a clip where you were telling one of your guests about me, and so I shared it.
02:55:05.000 But it was like the first time that I shared a clip where it was like really just you talking on my Instagram.
02:55:10.000 And the comments were, berserk.
02:55:12.000 I didn't realize you were such a polarizing person, Joe.
02:55:15.000 It's the same thing.
02:55:16.000 It's the same thing.
02:55:17.000 It's a distorted perception of who you are by people that have very low-level information.
02:55:22.000 They have surface information.
02:55:23.000 And they've decided that you're an alt-right this.
02:55:26.000 Or there's been many, many articles written about me being like some fringe right-wing person, which I'm not at all.
02:55:32.000 But if they say it enough times, the people that have low information, they believe it.
02:55:36.000 Well, but this is where I'm interested in when you say like, okay, And this is like the shit that's going on in Israel, the hysteria that everyone's feeling.
02:55:45.000 You're either a good guy or a bad guy.
02:55:47.000 Elon's good.
02:55:47.000 If you like Elon, you're bad.
02:55:49.000 I just want to see everybody start to calm down.
02:55:53.000 I just want to see the adults be running the room again.
02:55:56.000 Oh, that sounds cute.
02:55:57.000 No, no, no.
02:55:58.000 Pre-9-11, I'm sorry.
02:55:59.000 When I was a kid, and let's just go back to I was in 8th grade and 9-11.
02:56:03.000 Somehow, back then, it seemed like I know there's still corruption and there's a lot of fuckery going on, but somehow things have gotten more off the rails with this stuff where it's like, you know.
02:56:14.000 Remember the Obama-Romney debate where they're like, yo, man, what's up?
02:56:18.000 And they're like, we disagree, but we agree.
02:56:19.000 Like, we're both gentlemen here.
02:56:21.000 Like, come on.
02:56:22.000 Super cordial.
02:56:23.000 It's very nice.
02:56:24.000 Yeah.
02:56:24.000 And so, like, I think that what I've seen in the last few...
02:56:28.000 Months or in the last year was that a lot of people...
02:56:31.000 Again, I'm really speaking from my perspective here, and I'm just kind of hoping that this is the case for the rest of the world, that people are chilling the fuck out.
02:56:39.000 Some people are waking up and realizing how stupid it is and how most of the problems that we have are bullshit.
02:56:44.000 Yeah.
02:56:45.000 In terms of problems we have with each other.
02:56:47.000 But then the next thing is then we can actually start focusing on...
02:56:50.000 If we're not hysterical and we're not doing all this crazy shit, then we can actually start focusing on, okay, well, look, how do we...
02:56:56.000 How do we fix things in the Congo?
02:56:57.000 How do we fix things in the Amazon?
02:57:00.000 How do we pragmatically fix things so that the American food system is better and everyone benefits?
02:57:07.000 And stop fucking arguing over it.
02:57:08.000 Yeah.
02:57:09.000 And to realize that this is not a right-wing or a left-wing issue.
02:57:12.000 No, that's a very unhealthy way to argue.
02:57:15.000 And also, like, real charitable organizations, like real ones, like what you're doing.
02:57:22.000 It's actually helping things.
02:57:23.000 It's actually designed to help.
02:57:26.000 It's not designed as some sort of a front to cover money and as a tax shelter.
02:57:31.000 There's a lot of philanthropy.
02:57:34.000 That's good.
02:57:35.000 Yeah, a lot of it.
02:57:36.000 A lot of it.
02:57:37.000 But then there's also a lot of philanthropy that's not really philanthropy.
02:57:39.000 It's like...
02:57:40.000 Posturing.
02:57:41.000 It's money.
02:57:42.000 Sure.
02:57:43.000 You're making money with this philanthropy.
02:57:45.000 You've got...
02:57:46.000 It's economic.
02:57:48.000 Well, that's the thing.
02:57:49.000 So now that I have an NGO, we went and looked up all the other NGOs, and a lot of the NGOs...
02:57:56.000 Their CEOs are making $500,000 a year.
02:57:58.000 Like, big paychecks.
02:58:01.000 And that's where I do think it's, you know...
02:58:04.000 It gets weird.
02:58:04.000 It gets really weird, but I think also that what I told the first story I told you about, like, when how we saved the ancient forest, it's like, I think what we've done that's very exciting that we're feeling this swell, we're kind of riding this wave right now, is because...
02:58:18.000 The guy with four kids, or classically I had this mom in Ohio message me and she was like, I have two kids, I show them your Instagram, I love what we do, we give you $5 a month.
02:58:26.000 And it's like, $5 a month from enough people and we save the whole fucking Amazon.
02:58:30.000 Not to mention that then people like Dax Da Silva from Lightspeed reach out and he's like, look man, I won capitalism.
02:58:36.000 I'm going to fund your whole Ranger team.
02:58:38.000 And it's like, people are reaching out.
02:58:39.000 That's amazing.
02:58:40.000 And so I'm surrounded by all these incredible people that want to do good.
02:58:45.000 I got approached by those dudes at Vivo Barefoot.
02:58:48.000 Shout out to Vivo Barefoot.
02:58:49.000 David Graves, I use their stuff all the time.
02:58:51.000 So they're my first sponsor.
02:58:53.000 That's great.
02:58:53.000 They reached out to me.
02:58:54.000 They made great shit.
02:58:55.000 Well, I also, I hate hiking boots, right?
02:58:58.000 Those barefoot hiking boots are legit.
02:58:59.000 The ones they make, they're legit.
02:59:00.000 Well, I like theirs.
02:59:01.000 I hate hiking boots that are constrictive.
02:59:03.000 So, they reached out, and this is the cool thing.
02:59:06.000 They went, you know, are you interested?
02:59:07.000 But it was like, only if you check out.
02:59:10.000 They were like, are you good?
02:59:12.000 Are you sustainable?
02:59:13.000 Are you this?
02:59:13.000 And I was like, I run a fucking rainforest organization.
02:59:16.000 And they were like, because, and these guys care so much about their shoe and about how people wear it and about where it's used and the materials.
02:59:24.000 And I just read Yvonne Chouinard's book, Let My People Go Surfing, the guy who started Patagonia.
02:59:32.000 He, I mean, he just worships rivers and mountains.
02:59:36.000 And they started making this stuff.
02:59:38.000 And I just think we're on this cusp of that we still can save a lot of the endangered species.
02:59:44.000 I mean, I'm living miracles every day.
02:59:46.000 I'm like watching us...
02:59:48.000 Draw in this map of protecting the Amazon and when you're one-third you're like we're gonna do it.
02:59:52.000 And so it's like I just I just think that that as people I got really scared when I got woked.
02:59:58.000 That Elon Musk thing was so weird.
02:59:59.000 I was like we all gotta just take it down.
03:00:01.000 You got woked.
03:00:01.000 I got woked.
03:00:02.000 I got woked right in the face.
03:00:03.000 And it's such an innocuous thing you did.
03:00:06.000 It's so funny but that's like wrong think wrong speak.
03:00:10.000 You're not allowed to like this guy.
03:00:12.000 Well that's the thing who am I allowed to like?
03:00:13.000 That's it doesn't none of it makes any sense.
03:00:15.000 It doesn't make any sense.
03:00:16.000 I gotta stay in the jungle, man.
03:00:17.000 This shit's scary.
03:00:18.000 People are just so polarized.
03:00:19.000 And it's also, you often have to realize that the pressure that they're under is not from that many people.
03:00:25.000 It's like the commenters on Instagram, unfortunately.
03:00:28.000 The reality is most people comment on things all the time, or morons, and they're not happy.
03:00:33.000 They're unhappy morons.
03:00:35.000 So it's a bad sample group, right?
03:00:36.000 So you're getting a lot of people that are making comments, but people, if they're commenting, I would like to know what percentage of comments, and just overall, if the internet, if anybody's ever done this analysis, are positive versus negative.
03:00:49.000 I would have to say it's probably at least 50-50.
03:00:55.000 I would say it's 50-50.
03:00:56.000 Again, I think I'm jaded, though, because if I look at the YouTube comments on a Lex podcast, all the comments are like, thank you, Lex, for having this important conversation with this amazing person.
03:01:07.000 Lex's fans.
03:01:08.000 Lex's fans are great.
03:01:09.000 Yeah.
03:01:11.000 I don't know.
03:01:12.000 A lot of the support that I get online, people tell me I look like the lead singer of System of a Down.
03:01:17.000 Other than that, there's nothing...
03:01:18.000 Little bit.
03:01:18.000 Yeah, right?
03:01:19.000 Little bit.
03:01:19.000 Not bad.
03:01:21.000 Hey, man.
03:01:21.000 Serge Jenkins is a fucking hero.
03:01:23.000 He's a dope dude.
03:01:23.000 I love that guy.
03:01:24.000 Yeah, he's awesome.
03:01:25.000 I listen to his music every day.
03:01:27.000 Yeah, if you're getting compared, that's a good guy to get compared to.
03:01:30.000 But this polarization is just like, there's a bunch of people that feed into it and they attack people because they know that the people that are on their side are like, yeah, you're one of the good guys.
03:01:39.000 And so there's that weird shit where you got a lot of really weak people and mentally ill people that like attacking people.
03:01:46.000 That's a lot of what it is.
03:01:47.000 It's a lot of people that lack nuance and understanding.
03:01:50.000 But don't you think it's coming back?
03:01:51.000 Don't you think we hit a peak and now it's starting to come back?
03:01:54.000 Yeah, because those people are kind of being exposed for what they really are.
03:01:57.000 They're very damaged human beings.
03:01:59.000 Like the people that attack people all the time, they're all fucked up.
03:02:02.000 All of them, 100%.
03:02:04.000 You only have so much energy in your day.
03:02:07.000 Why are you spending it getting mad at some guy because he retweeted the greatest genius of our generation, said, nice treehouse.
03:02:15.000 That's fucking ridiculous.
03:02:17.000 It's a ridiculous thing to get angry about.
03:02:19.000 I'll tell you, one of the conversations I heard recently, which this is such a simple point, but...
03:02:25.000 Forgive me, I don't understand these issues.
03:02:28.000 He was going, how dare they make a mandatory minimum wage?
03:02:30.000 They were going to raise the minimum wage or whatever else.
03:02:32.000 I was watching two people and one guy was passionately going off about this.
03:02:34.000 And he was, I think, a Republican.
03:02:37.000 My other friend was sitting there.
03:02:39.000 And it was such a great thing that he did.
03:02:41.000 He went, that is...
03:02:43.000 He goes, I 100% disagree with you.
03:02:45.000 He goes, but could you explain to me why you think what you think?
03:02:48.000 And they had this amazing conversation where they just debated.
03:02:52.000 Yeah, that's great.
03:02:53.000 And it was with respect.
03:02:53.000 And I was like, oh, fuck, cool.
03:02:55.000 I watched it like it was a podcast because I don't know who...
03:02:57.000 I don't know any of this shit anyway.
03:02:58.000 So I was just like...
03:02:59.000 I don't know.
03:02:59.000 It's a complicated issue.
03:03:01.000 It's about restaurants and places that operate at the margins.
03:03:04.000 They're very close to going under all the time.
03:03:06.000 And you can get cheap, unskilled labor from young kids and high school students and people getting first jobs.
03:03:14.000 And that's how they operate.
03:03:15.000 And when you say, no, you have to pay a living wage to everybody who works there, like, okay, now this is a lot less money.
03:03:22.000 As a business owner.
03:03:23.000 Yeah.
03:03:23.000 Yeah.
03:03:24.000 I mean, but the point was, though, that they were able to completely disagree and go, I completely fucking disagree with you.
03:03:30.000 No.
03:03:31.000 And it was fine.
03:03:32.000 It's great when people can do that.
03:03:33.000 I love that.
03:03:34.000 I think that's great.
03:03:34.000 When people don't attach themselves to the ideas.
03:03:37.000 That's the problem.
03:03:38.000 It's almost every man that I know has a hard time.
03:03:41.000 Women do it, too.
03:03:42.000 But for men, it's like a dick swinging thing where they have a hard time...
03:03:47.000 Yeah.
03:04:09.000 Now I'm never going to listen to you again.
03:04:11.000 Because I know you do this thing that's a gross thing that you don't have to do anymore because we live in the internet now.
03:04:16.000 Like, you don't have to do that gross thing you do where you pretend you're right about something so that you can win this argument.
03:04:22.000 That's a stupid person's way of talking.
03:04:27.000 You could, in many situations, be happy to be proven wrong.
03:04:30.000 Yeah, you should be.
03:04:31.000 With my friends, if I say, there's absolutely no way you can lift that fucking thing, and you do it, I'm like, I was wrong.
03:04:37.000 Yeah.
03:04:38.000 You know what I mean?
03:04:38.000 Like, I'm stoked.
03:04:39.000 You just did that.
03:04:40.000 Well, also, it's like, you're not your ideas.
03:04:43.000 I say this all the time, but it's a really important thing for people to recognize.
03:04:46.000 And to people, have it in your head.
03:04:47.000 You are not your ideas.
03:04:49.000 You are you.
03:04:50.000 Mm-hmm.
03:04:50.000 And these ideas, they come and they go, and you agree with them or you disagree with them, and sometimes you're going to agree with an idea, and then a few years later, you're going to have some life experiences or talk to some people that'll make you look at things differently, and you go, you know what?
03:05:01.000 I used to think this, but I don't think this anymore, and here's why.
03:05:05.000 And you have to be very cognizant that your ideas can capture you, and then you can...
03:05:11.000 Like, so many people are captured by...
03:05:13.000 The way they want people to think of them.
03:05:16.000 This is a very Hollywood thing.
03:05:18.000 They want people to think of them in a very specific way, so they'll say the things that they've heard other people say who are accepted, and they'll talk in a certain way.
03:05:27.000 That's where you get accents from.
03:05:29.000 That's also where you get up talk.
03:05:31.000 You know what uptalk is?
03:05:33.000 So when you do this thing, and so when we build these infrastructures, what we're trying to do, so someone talked like that, and a group of people talked like that, and to get in with that group, you had to kind of talk like that.
03:05:47.000 So you let them, oh, Paul is a really good guy.
03:05:50.000 So what Paul is doing is quite amazing.
03:05:52.000 Paul goes to the Amazon, and he's in the rainforest.
03:05:55.000 You know, so they're talking, but this is a thing that they do to let everyone know that they're on the team.
03:06:01.000 It's a very tribal thing.
03:06:03.000 It's almost like another language.
03:06:05.000 And these tribal things that we do, we attach them to everything.
03:06:10.000 We attach them to religion.
03:06:11.000 We attach them to technology, even health.
03:06:14.000 We attach them to ideologies.
03:06:16.000 And if you don't If I can't trust you, if you're retweeting Elon Musk, don't you know he's the devil?
03:06:22.000 If you're hanging out with Joe Rogan, oh my god, he's a piece of shit.
03:06:25.000 These people have these little...
03:06:29.000 Religious ideas in their head that you can't eat pork.
03:06:32.000 You can't violate this.
03:06:33.000 It's Sunday, motherfucker.
03:06:34.000 Why are the lights on?
03:06:35.000 They have these weird laws in their head.
03:06:38.000 They attach them to everything, man.
03:06:40.000 People have a place in their mind for religion.
03:06:42.000 And if you do not have religion in your life, you will take social issues and you will treat them with the same fervor, the same fucking fever pitch that people treat Yeah.
03:07:09.000 Because you don't have religion.
03:07:10.000 And the human mind is set up in a way that you need some sort of divine structure.
03:07:16.000 You need something that's bigger than logic, bigger than all of us.
03:07:19.000 And people will apply those things wherever they see fit.
03:07:23.000 You can join a cult, and that's a whole different thing.
03:07:26.000 Oh, we're different, and we do yoga, and this is our life.
03:07:29.000 We all fuck each other.
03:07:30.000 Yeah, we all fuck each other.
03:07:31.000 I mean, but then there's casualties.
03:07:33.000 Like, then Kevin Hart doesn't get to do the fucking Oscars.
03:07:36.000 Yeah, but Kevin Hart shouldn't do the Oscars.
03:07:38.000 Fuck the Oscars.
03:07:39.000 He hasn't even wanted to do the Oscars.
03:07:41.000 Those things are gross.
03:07:42.000 And what they are is you're having a contest for art, and I think that's gross.
03:07:48.000 I get it that it helps your movie sell if it's an Oscar Academy Award winner, and I get that people are celebrated for great work.
03:07:53.000 I get all that.
03:07:54.000 It's awesome.
03:07:55.000 I get it to celebrate, but it's also gross, you know, and when it was revealed to be gross was when Chris Rock was on stage and Will Smith slapped him and then a few minutes later Will Smith wins an Academy Award and they give him a standing ovation after he just assaulted a guy in front of him.
03:08:10.000 It just shows you there's no ethical moral structure to the way these people are living their lives.
03:08:15.000 They're living their life by the whim of what the crowd agrees with.
03:08:19.000 But that's also like group hypnosis.
03:08:22.000 Yes.
03:08:22.000 Like if you if if that happened in any other situation like everyone was just like we don't really know what to do you know like you just keep going well it's also they're afraid of being racist so they don't want us to two black guys are duking it out i can't get involved in this this is not my thing i don't know what to do i'm gay it's like they're just sitting there watching this take place and then they're clapping for him and standing up when he wins the academy award And so the rest of the world,
03:08:48.000 unbeknownst to them, had already cast their judgment.
03:08:50.000 The rest of the world was like, are you out of your fucking mind?
03:08:53.000 Yeah.
03:08:53.000 This is insane.
03:08:54.000 And so they're like, oh my god, the rest of the world think we're out of our fucking mind.
03:08:57.000 Because you are out of your fucking mind.
03:08:59.000 You guys are all in a cult.
03:09:00.000 But that's what I mean about adults.
03:09:02.000 Nobody else walked on stage and just went, all right.
03:09:05.000 Everybody, we're taking five minutes out.
03:09:06.000 You, get the fuck over in the corner.
03:09:08.000 You stop.
03:09:09.000 Are you okay?
03:09:10.000 Okay, great.
03:09:10.000 We're going to commercial break.
03:09:12.000 There's no one who grabbed him immediately, escorted him out of the building.
03:09:14.000 Everyone just awkwardly continued on with the night.
03:09:17.000 And he awkwardly continued on with his set.
03:09:19.000 You did great.
03:09:21.000 Not really.
03:09:22.000 No?
03:09:22.000 No, no, no.
03:09:24.000 Chris Rock?
03:09:24.000 Right after that, he was all fucked up.
03:09:26.000 Like, his jokes, they were flat.
03:09:28.000 Everybody was like, you just got slapped.
03:09:29.000 Like, this is crazy.
03:09:30.000 But I don't think that was his fault.
03:09:32.000 I think that was because...
03:09:32.000 Well, it's totally not his fault.
03:09:34.000 He just got slapped.
03:09:35.000 I thought he did an incredibly classy job of just being like, well...
03:09:39.000 I'm gonna do the best I can and do my job.
03:09:41.000 As a professional, he did that, but he went back on with the script, which is just insane.
03:09:46.000 But the good thing about that is then Chris Rock really became Chris Rock again.
03:09:50.000 He didn't give a fuck anymore.
03:09:52.000 He's like, once you slap me on TV, I'm going off.
03:09:55.000 So he became like Chris Rock from Bring the Pain again.
03:09:58.000 But I think what kept him from doing that in the past was that he was in the club.
03:10:03.000 He's in the club.
03:10:04.000 He's hosting the Oscars, doing these big movies.
03:10:06.000 You gotta be in the club.
03:10:07.000 You gotta be safe.
03:10:08.000 You can't be retweeting Elon Musk.
03:10:10.000 You gotta start learning the rules.
03:10:11.000 You gotta learn the rules.
03:10:12.000 You would know the answer to this question.
03:10:14.000 So there was a, again, I miss all these things.
03:10:16.000 Didn't somebody rush Chappelle on stage when they took him out?
03:10:19.000 Tell me if my memory's accurate, because I saw a video.
03:10:22.000 I don't remember who tackled the guy or whatever else, but did they, like, dislocate his arm?
03:10:27.000 Oh, they beat the fuck out of this guy.
03:10:28.000 They beat the fuck out of this guy.
03:10:29.000 They beat the fuck out of this guy.
03:10:30.000 Yeah, once they got him, they beat the fuck out of him.
03:10:32.000 I'm sure they broke his arm.
03:10:34.000 I'm pretty sure he's had multiple injuries.
03:10:37.000 He had a knife.
03:10:38.000 I mean, he was a crazy homeless person.
03:10:41.000 Terrible lapse in security.
03:10:43.000 Whoever the security guys are, they got fired.
03:10:45.000 And the whole thing was a fucking mess.
03:10:48.000 The guy ran onto the stage.
03:10:49.000 Sometimes I do this thing where I don't believe my own memory.
03:10:52.000 Like, I'll see something amazing.
03:10:53.000 Look at his arm!
03:10:55.000 It's out of the fucking socket.
03:10:56.000 They beat the shit out of him.
03:10:57.000 They probably comorred him and snapped his arm.
03:10:59.000 Dude, look at his face.
03:11:00.000 He looks like he went through a whole five-round fight.
03:11:02.000 They beat the shit out of him.
03:11:03.000 He's lucky he's alive, you know?
03:11:05.000 I mean, you go after Chappelle?
03:11:06.000 With a knife.
03:11:06.000 Fuck, man.
03:11:07.000 You know, I mean, he didn't have the knife in his hand, but he had a knife on him.
03:11:12.000 Like some big fucking knife.
03:11:13.000 Dude, that's also terrifying.
03:11:14.000 Brass knuckles looking thing.
03:11:16.000 That's terrifying.
03:11:16.000 Yeah, it's terrifying.
03:11:17.000 It's terrifying that there's people that are so out of their fucking mind.
03:11:21.000 And it's, again, the same kind of thing.
03:11:23.000 He's transphobic.
03:11:24.000 He's transphobic.
03:11:25.000 Jokes are transphobia.
03:11:27.000 Words are violence.
03:11:28.000 Whoa.
03:11:28.000 No, that's not...
03:11:29.000 That's violence.
03:11:30.000 Dave Chappelle?
03:11:31.000 Listen.
03:11:31.000 But that's how nuts we are.
03:11:33.000 That's how nuts we are.
03:11:34.000 Did you listen to his special?
03:11:36.000 Right.
03:11:36.000 They didn't listen.
03:11:37.000 That's the thing.
03:11:38.000 No one's listening.
03:11:39.000 They're not listening to me.
03:11:41.000 They're not listening to Elon.
03:11:42.000 They're not listening.
03:11:43.000 They have these things and they're just like religious dogma.
03:11:46.000 And they lock down on those things and Dave Chappelle's a transphobe.
03:11:51.000 We've got to take him out.
03:11:52.000 Dave Chappelle's a living saint.
03:11:53.000 Yeah, he's a beautiful person.
03:11:54.000 He's untouchable.
03:11:55.000 Amazing person.
03:11:56.000 But he makes jokes about things that are real in our culture, and that's a real thing in our culture.
03:12:01.000 And if you say there's a thing that you can't make fun of, that thing's bullshit.
03:12:04.000 If there's ever a thing that you can't make fun of, that thing is bullshit.
03:12:09.000 Dude, yeah.
03:12:11.000 I had to do, I was taking care of somebody.
03:12:13.000 Actually, I wanted to tell you this.
03:12:14.000 I was taking care of somebody that had life-saving surgery, and I was helping them recuperate, and so I was just staying with them, and it was like, you know, you have a brush with death, you see your mortality, things are down, whatever else, and when we caught our breath, I was like, let me just do something.
03:12:30.000 And I put on a clip of you, and you were telling the story about a hotel, and it was you, Segura, and Chappelle.
03:12:39.000 But anyway, we were watching you guys do various bits of comedy on YouTube, and you guys made this person laugh so hard we had to stop watching it because they were going to bust a stitch.
03:12:49.000 It was like the best medicine you've ever seen.
03:12:53.000 You were telling a fucking crazy story about waking up in a hotel and everyone's cramming down the exit.
03:12:59.000 Yeah, the hotel was on fire.
03:13:01.000 That was great.
03:13:02.000 And then it was Segura doing When Disabilities Are Funny.
03:13:08.000 He goes, not all disabilities are funny, but sometimes they're funny.
03:13:12.000 And he does like a 10-minute piece on that.
03:13:15.000 And we're just...
03:13:17.000 And it was just such a great transmission of just comedy just being medicine.
03:13:22.000 The thing is, comedy is comedy.
03:13:24.000 And to try to say it's normal speech is ridiculous because it's not your opinions.
03:13:29.000 It's things that are funny about these things.
03:13:31.000 Like when someone's saying something about anything that's inappropriate, you should never say that.
03:13:37.000 That's Louis C.K.'s whole act, is saying the wrong thing.
03:13:40.000 You're not supposed to say that, so he's going to say it.
03:13:42.000 Shocking.
03:13:43.000 And it's hilarious, but it's also really well written and funny.
03:13:46.000 This is not like if you sat him down and asked him his opinion on people and life, he would give you a different version.
03:13:52.000 This is just an art form.
03:13:54.000 It's just like a movie.
03:13:55.000 You go to a Quentin Tarantino movie, none of those people really died.
03:13:59.000 This is just art.
03:14:01.000 It's just like something's creating something.
03:14:03.000 And that's the sense where I feel like it's coming back.
03:14:05.000 Because look at the shit that Chappelle's pulling.
03:14:07.000 Look at the shit that you're pulling.
03:14:09.000 People are saying stuff again.
03:14:11.000 Well, people are realizing that you don't have to give in to this because it's a small, very vocal minority of people, but most people are tired of it.
03:14:18.000 Most people miss old...
03:14:19.000 You don't get a good comedy movie anymore.
03:14:21.000 You don't get super bad anymore.
03:14:23.000 They can't make that movie anymore.
03:14:25.000 Tropic Thunder.
03:14:25.000 Tropic Thunder.
03:14:26.000 You can't make that movie.
03:14:27.000 You can't make that movie.
03:14:28.000 I asked Robert Downey Jr. He goes, oh, you could.
03:14:31.000 You could.
03:14:32.000 But you can't.
03:14:35.000 I mean, we fucked ourselves.
03:14:37.000 We fucked ourselves by listening to these mental patients.
03:14:39.000 I think it'll come back.
03:14:41.000 I think some of it's going to come back.
03:14:42.000 I think it's going to come back.
03:14:44.000 Usually, it'll swing back.
03:14:46.000 You look at movies from the 70s, they're fucking brutal.
03:14:48.000 Oh, yeah.
03:14:49.000 Everything now is so sanitized.
03:14:52.000 But it's still Tarantino, though.
03:14:54.000 He's the only one.
03:14:55.000 He's sort of grandfathered in.
03:14:57.000 The last time that I saw a scene in a movie that made me really cringe was in Bastards when the bear Jew comes out of the cave and the guy, the Nazi soldier, he's on his knees and you're so used to that they cut.
03:15:11.000 On impact.
03:15:12.000 He comes out and he fucking takes that swing and they don't cut.
03:15:16.000 I don't know how they film that shit.
03:15:17.000 Movie magic.
03:15:18.000 But you go, oh god.
03:15:21.000 Brad Pitt's sitting there chewing on a piece of bread and clapping.
03:15:24.000 Eating while this guy gets beaten to death.
03:15:26.000 But I remember being like, oh!
03:15:29.000 Because usually you watch John Wick, you watch whatever the fuck.
03:15:31.000 You watch a thousand people die on screen.
03:15:33.000 It doesn't matter.
03:15:33.000 But every now and then they make it so real.
03:15:35.000 Those 70s movies back in the day.
03:15:38.000 Oh yeah.
03:15:38.000 Oh!
03:15:39.000 Because all the shit was real.
03:15:40.000 Oh, yeah.
03:15:41.000 Car chases were real.
03:15:42.000 Yeah, man.
03:15:43.000 And now I watch movies and I'm like, dude, come on.
03:15:47.000 You remember Bullet?
03:15:48.000 Like 10 minutes of the movie.
03:15:50.000 Steve McQueen?
03:15:50.000 Car chase.
03:15:51.000 Steve McQueen?
03:15:51.000 Yeah.
03:15:52.000 To the streets of San Francisco.
03:15:54.000 Crazy.
03:15:55.000 It was a Mustang and a fucking Charger.
03:15:57.000 There's a movie with Anthony Hopkins and Alec Baldwin where Anthony Hopkins has to fight a bear.
03:16:03.000 I think the whole movie is about them.
03:16:04.000 Dude.
03:16:05.000 They actually, they used Bart the Bear from Legends of the Fall and whatever else.
03:16:09.000 But it is the most...
03:16:11.000 You watch it, you will be...
03:16:14.000 Blown out of your seat because Anthony Hopkins is 10 feet from a fucking grizzly bear and then the tree you can tell where they swap if you watch it really closely you could tell where they swap them out and the trainer gets like hit with a paw but this guy is wrestling with his pet bear yo seriously look at this look at this look at this look at that fucking bear look at look at fucking Anthony Hopkins the best how does he live in this how's that even possible because they just tear you apart look at his face Just
03:16:45.000 trust me.
03:16:46.000 Just, Jamie, go to...
03:16:47.000 Go to, like, halfway.
03:16:49.000 Go to, like, halfway of this video.
03:16:50.000 This is so ridiculous.
03:16:51.000 That bear's, like, barely chasing him.
03:16:53.000 Go, like, halfway down this video.
03:16:55.000 Oh, he's got the fire out.
03:16:56.000 No, no, no, no, no, no.
03:16:57.000 I don't need to see this.
03:16:58.000 I'm gonna have a different opinion of it.
03:17:00.000 I'm gonna get angry.
03:17:01.000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
03:17:03.000 That's not the clip.
03:17:04.000 There's a clip.
03:17:04.000 Did you see The Revenant?
03:17:06.000 Yeah, it pissed me off, cartoon bear.
03:17:08.000 Ah, CGI bear.
03:17:09.000 And I love Tom Hardy and I love DiCaprio, but that, come on, that CGI bear didn't get it.
03:17:13.000 You know, that's based on a real story.
03:17:14.000 Yeah?
03:17:15.000 Yeah, that's based on a guy who really did get, he crawled like 20 miles.
03:17:19.000 My main takeaway from that movie is a lot of cold water.
03:17:22.000 Cold water.
03:17:23.000 I just watched every time he fucking crawled in a cold stream.
03:17:26.000 I was just like...
03:17:27.000 Do you know that incident didn't really take place in that environment, though?
03:17:30.000 The actual incident took place on the plains.
03:17:33.000 It wasn't the same environment as the rainforest.
03:17:37.000 They just put it up there?
03:17:37.000 They put them in...
03:17:38.000 I think they filmed it...
03:17:39.000 See if they filmed The Revenant in BC. I think they filmed it in the rainforest of BC. You know, BC is a lot like Seattle.
03:17:49.000 They filmed it in the rainforest.
03:17:49.000 Well, I think they filmed it in like a dense forested area, and I don't think the real incident took place in any sort of environment like that.
03:17:59.000 Matter of fact, I'm positive of that.
03:18:01.000 I remember it being like winter deciduous forest, but not rainforest.
03:18:03.000 Waterfall scenes were filmed in Montana, but the wiki says it takes place in the Great Plains.
03:18:07.000 Right.
03:18:08.000 But where did they film all the forest scenes?
03:18:11.000 I think it was Canada.
03:18:13.000 I think it's BC because it just is way more dense than the Great Plains.
03:18:17.000 It's not what they experienced.
03:18:20.000 When this guy crawled, it's like he's crawling across the fucking plains.
03:18:24.000 Like this guy got torn apart by a bear and crawled.
03:18:28.000 And actually crawled.
03:18:29.000 His initial plans were to film the final scenes in Canada, although the weather was ultimately too warm, so they had to go to Argentina where there was snow in the ground to shoot the ending.
03:18:38.000 Whoa!
03:18:39.000 That's the ending?
03:18:39.000 What about the other stuff in the woods, like when they get attacked by the Native Americans?
03:18:44.000 I thought that was in BC. Either way, whatever it is, it's like very dense forest, which is not...
03:18:49.000 Not historically accurate.
03:18:50.000 No.
03:18:50.000 But you gotta do a little bit of that.
03:18:52.000 Do you?
03:18:53.000 Do you?
03:18:54.000 It's about the plains.
03:18:56.000 Yeah, but then there'd be no trees.
03:18:57.000 Like, trees are central in that movie.
03:18:59.000 Like, the stark vision.
03:19:00.000 No, so the movie's kind of bullshit.
03:19:02.000 Isn't there a way to do it?
03:19:02.000 Well, then every movie's bullshit, then.
03:19:04.000 Alberta?
03:19:05.000 Yeah, there it goes.
03:19:05.000 I mean, even, you know...
03:19:07.000 Alberta's crazy thick.
03:19:08.000 I mean, every movie, then, that you like, you know, like, every, like, historical movie, you go, how much of it is true?
03:19:14.000 Oh, yeah.
03:19:14.000 Like, I just watched, you know...
03:19:15.000 I hate those movies.
03:19:16.000 Ford versus Ferrari, and I was like, how much of this is true?
03:19:19.000 And they were like, none of it.
03:19:21.000 Did any of this really happen?
03:19:23.000 No.
03:19:23.000 Okay, so the Kananaskis country and the spectacular scenery of Bow Valley in the Canadian Rockies west of Calgary, Alberta.
03:19:35.000 Fucking beautiful up there, man.
03:19:39.000 Yeah.
03:19:39.000 So that's not, like, the real environment where that really went down.
03:19:42.000 But all, yeah.
03:19:43.000 I guess it would have a different feel if they were out on the plains and it was nothing.
03:19:46.000 Yeah, and they get attacked by the Plains Indians.
03:19:48.000 And, you know, and that guy got fucked up by that bear out there.
03:19:51.000 There was bears out there, dude.
03:19:53.000 That's what's nuts.
03:19:54.000 Like, we killed them off.
03:19:55.000 Like, California has a bear and it's a state flag.
03:19:59.000 It's a big old brown bear.
03:20:00.000 There used to be brown bears in California.
03:20:01.000 Oh, yeah.
03:20:01.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:20:02.000 Oh, yeah, they fucking killed all of them.
03:20:04.000 They're like, get the fuck out of here.
03:20:06.000 Yeah, they know what year the last brown bear was killed in California, and they know when the last black bear was killed in Manhattan.
03:20:12.000 That's nuts.
03:20:12.000 Think about it.
03:20:13.000 A black bear in Manhattan?
03:20:14.000 When was that?
03:20:15.000 When they bought it for like $15.
03:20:17.000 It was just a fucking...
03:20:20.000 This is a town named after the guy who was the last guy to get killed by a brown bear in California.
03:20:25.000 It's called Levesque.
03:20:26.000 Nice.
03:20:26.000 I think his name was Stephen Levesque.
03:20:28.000 The last guy that got killed by a brown bear.
03:20:30.000 I'm like, that's it.
03:20:31.000 We're done.
03:20:32.000 Kill them all.
03:20:33.000 Did you ever see the video where the bear takes the guy's face off and he's still talking?
03:20:38.000 Yeah, I did.
03:20:39.000 That's a really bad one.
03:20:41.000 Yeah, he got his face walled apart.
03:20:43.000 And they stitched it back together again.
03:20:44.000 They didn't do a bad job.
03:20:46.000 Not bad.
03:20:47.000 Not bad.
03:20:47.000 Because that video, that was, again, one of those times where I'm an adult and I'm not okay.
03:20:52.000 That was like early days of internet gross shit.
03:20:55.000 That was like Ebaum's World time where you could see everything.
03:20:58.000 It was the early days.
03:20:59.000 I was just trying to explain this to my mom.
03:21:01.000 I was like, when they were doing the journalist beheadings, you could see it.
03:21:04.000 Yeah.
03:21:04.000 If I tried now, I don't know.
03:21:06.000 I wouldn't even know where to go.
03:21:07.000 Reddit.
03:21:08.000 Really?
03:21:08.000 Yeah, 4chan.
03:21:09.000 I don't think I've ever been on Reddit.
03:21:11.000 You should go.
03:21:11.000 Yeah?
03:21:12.000 Should I go?
03:21:12.000 Should I go?
03:21:13.000 Just go to know there's people like that out there.
03:21:15.000 Is it search?
03:21:15.000 Reddit has become much more...
03:21:18.000 Reddit is very left-wing, and Reddit has become very censored.
03:21:22.000 Things get pulled down off of Reddit.
03:21:25.000 But 4chan is still buck wild.
03:21:28.000 4chan?
03:21:28.000 4chan.
03:21:29.000 Yeah, 4chan is where...
03:21:31.000 All that QAnon craziness came from.
03:21:33.000 There's a lot of nutty people out there.
03:21:35.000 That's where the political frogs, those frogs, Pepe the Frog that they use for memes.
03:21:40.000 It's all like internet culture, shit posters.
03:21:43.000 People that are anonymously posting so they can just say the wildest things and there's no censorship.
03:21:49.000 Yeah, but I'm saying, but what I want is...
03:21:51.000 I want the God's Google.
03:21:52.000 I want that thing where you go, I want to see people eaten, you know, who got eaten by a bear?
03:21:57.000 Or, you know how in the Grizzly Man, they don't show you the footage or play the audio?
03:22:02.000 I want that.
03:22:03.000 If I want to see it, I want to be able to see it.
03:22:04.000 I think Werner Herzog destroyed that audio, which is unfortunate.
03:22:07.000 Yeah.
03:22:08.000 But also, you know, his mind was like...
03:22:11.000 It's kind of funny, right?
03:22:12.000 Because his mind was like, this would be too damaging.
03:22:16.000 It's too bad.
03:22:17.000 You don't want to hear it.
03:22:18.000 You don't want other people to hear it.
03:22:19.000 I wouldn't want people to hear me screaming in agony as I died.
03:22:23.000 Right, but your whole film is about how fucking stupid it is that this guy lives in the grizzly maze in a tent surrounded by bears.
03:22:34.000 Then it's inevitable that one of them is going to eat him.
03:22:36.000 Yeah, so...
03:22:37.000 So there'd kind of be like a comedic punchline to hearing him go...
03:22:40.000 Bro, the movie's a comedy.
03:22:42.000 It is a comedy.
03:22:43.000 It is a comedy.
03:22:43.000 It is.
03:22:44.000 When he's like, Bad Bear, and he touches it, and the bear turns around and is like, what the fuck did you just do?
03:22:48.000 The whole thing.
03:22:48.000 He was so nutty, and he was such a crazy...
03:22:51.000 He was nuts.
03:22:52.000 He was Tiger King times 100. But he also, there's like a moment where he transcends and he's like in the grass and there's a fox on his tent and you're like, dude, this is kind of cool.
03:23:01.000 Yeah, the fox relationship was cool.
03:23:03.000 The fox was cool, but with the bear stuff...
03:23:05.000 Foxes become your friends, which is weird.
03:23:08.000 Yeah, foxes are cool.
03:23:09.000 Yeah, like you can just, you don't even have to have lived there a long time.
03:23:12.000 You just hang out with them long enough, they'll hang out with you.
03:23:14.000 Well, I found a fox den a few years ago.
03:23:16.000 And so there's all these, the mom was out and there's all these foxes, baby foxes, pups sitting outside the hole.
03:23:22.000 So I would creep up on them.
03:23:25.000 I'd get into position, and I'd watch them come out, and they are the cutest little things in the world.
03:23:30.000 Yeah.
03:23:30.000 And they're all just standing around, and I was like, I want to raise a fox so bad.
03:23:35.000 People have done it.
03:23:36.000 I know.
03:23:36.000 They have pet foxes.
03:23:37.000 Oh, I know.
03:23:38.000 I wanted to do it so bad, I had to go to the jungle in like a week.
03:23:40.000 But I was like, man, if I wasn't going to the jungle a week.
03:23:42.000 You would have to feed those little fuckers, and they'd want to kill things all the time.
03:23:46.000 It'd be like having a really wild dog.
03:23:48.000 Yeah, it would be like having a coyote for a pet.
03:23:51.000 Yeah.
03:23:51.000 I would imagine.
03:23:52.000 But they're really clever.
03:23:54.000 They're really clever.
03:23:55.000 They're really smart.
03:23:56.000 They're really beautiful.
03:23:58.000 And coyotes, I don't even need to have coyotes as pets.
03:24:00.000 They're like behind in the Hudson Valley.
03:24:02.000 Oh yeah, they're all over the place.
03:24:03.000 Everywhere.
03:24:04.000 Yeah.
03:24:04.000 They're nuts.
03:24:05.000 They're in Manhattan.
03:24:06.000 I don't believe that.
03:24:07.000 It's 100% true.
03:24:08.000 Really?
03:24:08.000 Yeah.
03:24:09.000 Yeah.
03:24:09.000 In Central Park.
03:24:10.000 In Central Park?
03:24:11.000 Multiple coyote sightings.
03:24:12.000 They've had them in the Bronx.
03:24:13.000 Coyotes are in every city in North America.
03:24:18.000 Or at least in the U.S. It's a huge testament to how stealthy an animal can be.
03:24:24.000 Oh yeah, man.
03:24:24.000 Because they live everywhere.
03:24:26.000 Look at that.
03:24:26.000 Stop it!
03:24:27.000 Coyotes in Central Park.
03:24:28.000 Yeah.
03:24:31.000 Yeah, man.
03:24:31.000 They're all over the country.
03:24:33.000 They're all over the country.
03:24:34.000 And that's basically in the last hundred years.
03:24:36.000 I think less than that.
03:24:38.000 I think it's like from the 1950s on, they've spread across the entire country.
03:24:44.000 There's a great book called Coyote America.
03:24:46.000 It's on my list.
03:24:48.000 I'm dying to read it.
03:24:49.000 I'm dying to read it.
03:24:50.000 Coyote's been seen in Central Park and other parts of New York City since the 1930s.
03:24:54.000 The number of sightings has increased in recent years, especially in 2019. Incredibly adaptive.
03:25:00.000 I mean, that's just unbelievable.
03:25:02.000 They're the craziest.
03:25:03.000 They adapt and they expand their range.
03:25:05.000 So whenever you kill one, the females have more pups and they expand their range.
03:25:09.000 That's why they're everywhere now.
03:25:11.000 In the jungle, I was working with this British filmmaker, and he came out of the jungle one day, and his face was white.
03:25:16.000 And he goes, I saw something.
03:25:18.000 And I was like, if you say Bigfoot, I'm gonna...
03:25:19.000 He goes, no, I saw...
03:25:23.000 He goes, Matt, he saw a white-tailed deer.
03:25:27.000 And I went, you didn't see a white-tailed deer.
03:25:29.000 We have red-brocket deer, gray-brocket deer.
03:25:31.000 You didn't see a white-tailed deer.
03:25:32.000 And I started really hammering on him.
03:25:34.000 I was like, bro, you've been out here too long, man.
03:25:36.000 Long story short, there is a vestigial population of white-tailed deer that inhabit the western Amazon.
03:25:42.000 What?
03:25:43.000 So he thought he was insane.
03:25:45.000 They come in from the Andes, and they have like an island population down in the lowland jungle.
03:25:50.000 He happened to see...
03:25:51.000 And this is like a guy that you know he's not bullshitting.
03:25:53.000 Whoa.
03:25:54.000 He was physically...
03:25:56.000 You know, it's like you saw a giraffe.
03:25:57.000 That's ridiculous that he would be that freaked out.
03:26:00.000 I think just because...
03:26:01.000 It didn't belong there.
03:26:02.000 He was a real wildlife guy.
03:26:03.000 I mean, if I saw, you know, a leopard in New Jersey, I'd be like, well, fuck.
03:26:08.000 Either I'm cracking up or something.
03:26:10.000 As far as I know, this doesn't go here.
03:26:12.000 Right.
03:26:13.000 You know?
03:26:13.000 Right.
03:26:14.000 So he came back and he was like, I don't know what to do.
03:26:17.000 He's like, I saw something.
03:26:19.000 And I was like, well, did you get a shot of it?
03:26:20.000 And he was like, no, I put my camera up and it ran.
03:26:23.000 And he was like, but I swear to God.
03:26:24.000 And I was like, nah, you didn't see anything.
03:26:26.000 He saw a white tail deer.
03:26:27.000 That's crazy.
03:26:28.000 Have you seen the Jaguar sightings in Arizona?
03:26:32.000 I did.
03:26:32.000 I saw the camera.
03:26:33.000 Isn't that wild?
03:26:34.000 That is super cool.
03:26:35.000 That is super cool.
03:26:36.000 We're doing something with these new eDNA packages where we can take water samples and it tests for all the different DNA in the water.
03:26:45.000 Oh, so all the different animals that are drinking in there.
03:26:47.000 Wow.
03:26:48.000 Bigfoot's either about to get found or go extinct.
03:26:50.000 He's going to go extinct.
03:26:51.000 Yeah, I know.
03:26:51.000 Do you think they could find the giant sloth with that?
03:26:54.000 So that's an interesting one.
03:26:56.000 That and the thylacine are the only cryptids that I'll entertain conversations about.
03:27:00.000 I entertain the sloth one because there's so many of these people in these deep, dense jungles in the Amazon that claim that they've seen them.
03:27:08.000 Yeah.
03:27:09.000 I'll tell you something offline about that.
03:27:11.000 I have a theory about where they are.
03:27:12.000 Ooh, I can't wait to end this podcast.
03:27:16.000 I just, I just, there's gotta be, there's places, people keep going.
03:27:20.000 We've, we've explored the whole world.
03:27:21.000 Nah.
03:27:22.000 Just like, people don't realize, and I'm telling you, after coming off of these expeditions where we travel for an entire week by land to get, cause you get on a plane, go to, get on a plane and be in Barcelona in a few hours.
03:27:34.000 Right.
03:27:34.000 It's such a mind fuck.
03:27:35.000 It doesn't make any sense.
03:27:37.000 Whereas when you start walking, Or you start paddling.
03:27:41.000 You go, this planet is huge.
03:27:43.000 Huge!
03:27:44.000 And we deceive ourselves into thinking like, oh yeah, we figured it out.
03:27:46.000 But if you fly in a Cessna over the Amazon, and you look at a winding little golden river, and you're looking out over a vast picture of football fields with this tiny little golden filament going through it, and the next one of those golden rivers, which by the way,
03:28:02.000 that river is like 100 meters across this giant water artery that's been flowing through the jungle, the next one, as you're in this Cessna looking out over the jungle, The next one is barely in your peripheral vision over there.
03:28:13.000 So you're talking about like 110 miles that way as the next...
03:28:16.000 Dense, dense jungle.
03:28:18.000 Dense jungle.
03:28:18.000 No trails.
03:28:19.000 Not even the tribes.
03:28:20.000 Nothing.
03:28:21.000 No one there.
03:28:22.000 Who the fuck has explored that?
03:28:23.000 They don't know what's under there.
03:28:25.000 No one's explored it.
03:28:26.000 Not to mention...
03:28:27.000 50% of the life in the rainforest, you forget it's a 3D environment.
03:28:31.000 When you're on the plains, the animals are at eye level.
03:28:34.000 When you're in the rainforest, you're under 160 feet of canopy.
03:28:38.000 So it's like being at the bottom of the ocean.
03:28:40.000 And we don't have access.
03:28:42.000 Who can climb a 160-foot tree that goes straight up like the World Trade Center?
03:28:46.000 Right.
03:28:47.000 Pretty much no one.
03:28:47.000 You're only going to see the tree tops if you do.
03:28:49.000 And you're only going to see the tree tops.
03:28:51.000 So scientists have had very limited access to the rainforest canopy where 50% of the life in the rainforest is.
03:28:57.000 Wow.
03:28:57.000 So, so much of the planet has not been described or studied.
03:29:01.000 And it's so funny when I watch people go, yeah, everything's been explored.
03:29:04.000 And it's like, bro, I could take you somewhere right now and show you the places where no one's been.
03:29:09.000 And they haven't flown over with LiDAR yet.
03:29:11.000 And there are things that we don't know.
03:29:12.000 There's like a lot of stuff that we don't know about.
03:29:14.000 And I've seen, because I've seen it with my own.
03:29:16.000 I don't believe shit.
03:29:17.000 That's why I have to touch the wet paint, because I don't believe shit unless I've seen it myself.
03:29:24.000 Well, listen, brother, I'm glad you're out there.
03:29:26.000 It makes life more interesting.
03:29:28.000 I'm trying.
03:29:28.000 I appreciate everything you do, and I appreciate you, and thank you for coming in here.
03:29:32.000 It's a lot of fun.
03:29:32.000 Tell everybody how they can get ahold of you and how they can see what you're up to.
03:29:36.000 Absolutely.
03:29:37.000 Jungle Keepers is growing.
03:29:39.000 We're protecting more rainforest than ever.
03:29:40.000 Junglekeepers.org.
03:29:42.000 We are bringing people to the rainforest.
03:29:44.000 We're supporting the indigenous conservation efforts.
03:29:45.000 We're crossing 100,000 acres.
03:29:47.000 The more people that come in and help, We can actually find a way to protect the Amazon rainforest and stop feeling guilty about it.
03:29:54.000 Also, Jamie, if you just, last thing, pull up that rhino transport picture.
03:29:57.000 I'm taking people out into Africa with the experts at that place, Buffalo Kloof, and people can actually come with me to do some incredible front lines on the ground work with endangered rhinos in Africa, like this type of shit.
03:30:09.000 Wow, that's crazy.
03:30:10.000 Absolutely.
03:30:11.000 The people who are holding back the extinction of these animals, who are doing kind of research and work protecting these amazing animals, Junglekeepers.org, paulrosley.com, Instagram, all that other shit.
03:30:24.000 And we're doing some truly miraculous stuff.
03:30:27.000 And a lot of it has to do, Joe, with the fact that you came in and told everybody about it.
03:30:33.000 My pleasure.
03:30:34.000 I'm happy for you.
03:30:35.000 It's getting wild out there.
03:30:36.000 It is.
03:30:37.000 Thank you.
03:30:37.000 My pleasure.
03:30:38.000 All right.
03:30:39.000 Bye, everybody.