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00:03:25.000Yeah, and you know, honestly, now that I'm thinking about it, I think you're only supposed to use water-based lubes in your fleshlight because they will destroy them.
00:03:32.000So I probably am fucking up my bitch pretty bad.
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00:06:14.000It's very interesting stuff, and Romanowski's got a very interesting story.
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00:08:52.000He went to some small shows, lost all his motivation, started getting beat by guys that should never beat him.
00:09:01.000And then all of a sudden, he just, for whatever reason, left to figure it out.
00:09:05.000When he talked to him, decided to get his shit together again and just trained like a fucking madman.
00:09:09.000They give him another shot in the UFC, and he just goes and knocks out Edson Barboza, who's like one of the top ten killers at 155 pounds in the world.
00:09:16.000The last time Barboza was in the ring was in Brazil where he fucking wheel kicked Terry Edom in the head and knocked him unconscious.
00:09:22.000I mean, he's a dangerous, dangerous dude.
00:10:18.000I hate when a guy who's that good, like Russell Crowe, gets stuck in a movie like that.
00:10:23.000You're using one of the best actors ever, and you got him in this goofy-ass movie, this fucking fake-ass boxing movie when guys throw fake-ass-looking punches.
00:10:34.000There's not a whole lot of guys that have ever pulled off a real good fight scene in a movie.
00:10:46.000If you've never seen it before, folks, you owe it to yourself for once in your life if you're a UFC fan to get tickets and go to see a live event if it comes anywhere near you because it's fucking crazy.
00:10:58.000When you're right there too, I mean, I've been like inches away from some of the craziest moments in combat history, combat sports history.
00:11:07.000And the best seats, believe it or not, are not floor.
00:11:10.000It's about halfway up where you're almost just a little bit over the top.
00:17:01.000So, it was a bit nerve-wracking, and he's a seriously bad dude.
00:17:05.000I mean, he was a commander in the Mujahideen, and then he became Taliban, and then was one of the senior commanders when they were in control of all of Afghanistan, and then had to flee to Pakistan, and now he's back.
00:17:44.000I mean, you can buy your way out of jail in Pakistan, buy your way out of jail in Afghanistan, but if you're On the right side of the ISI in Pakistan, which the Taliban are, then you can do whatever you want.
00:17:56.000But the ISI were the ones protecting Bin Laden.
00:17:58.000So how does something like this, I mean whatever you can say about it, how does something like this get arranged?
00:18:06.000Well, in Afghanistan we're lucky because there was a guy named Saad Mashuni who runs Tolo News, which is the sort of main news, you know, pro-Western news in Afghanistan.
00:18:23.000He can get you to sort of see anybody in Afghanistan.
00:18:27.000And so he got us in to talk to the suicide bombers, the kids, and he got us in to talk to the secret police about that, and he got us in to talk to the Taliban.
00:18:37.000So you set up this meeting with this guy.
00:19:41.000He said, there's a Pashtun saying, there's a tiger above me and a river below me, i.e., like, I'm screwed if I do and screw him if I don't, so he wouldn't talk to us about it.
00:19:54.000How often are they having suicide bombs go off over there?
00:19:59.000About 200 times a year, so nearly every day there's a suicide bomb, and they're getting more and more effective.
00:20:07.000They just had the first civilian suicide bomb, so not military targets, and it was a complete disaster.
00:20:18.000They actually had seven suicide bombers.
00:20:20.000Not a lot of people maybe know this in America, but there was an empty building across the way from the American Embassy and they had these seven suicide attackers actually dressed in burqas with their weapons under the burqas take over the building and they held the American Embassy hostage with like a full-on firefight in the middle of Kabul for over 24 hours before they could kill these seven dudes.
00:20:52.000But what the Taliban guy says, which is pretty interesting, is that they use suicide attackers and suicide bombers because that's what's going to get America out.
00:25:26.000I mean, I think that now what's happening is Chinese companies are coming in as they do because they're sort of not blame-free, but they're sort of like, oh, we haven't been conflicted by this conflict.
00:25:39.000Much like they've done in Africa, you know, wherever America sort of, you know, pissed people off or done bad things, and China just comes in and says, oh, we'll trade with you, you know.
00:25:51.000Well, because America goes and sees things, and for better or for worse, let's try to fix it, and then there's problems, and then they put sanctions on people.
00:26:00.000And China just says, I don't give a shit what you do.
00:26:33.000I mean, there's a lot of companies in there, but the problem is going to be stability because the minute Americans pull out, it's going to be full-on civil war.
00:26:42.000So you can't really go and get minutes when people are shooting rockets at you.
00:26:46.000Now, knowing what a clusterfuck it is, knowing how crazy it is, was it like being over there, you as a person, as an outsider, a Canadian, in fact, out there watching this fucking chaos and filming it?
00:27:06.000I was on my iPod or the iPad and, you know, there was a plane, you know, it was like soaring through the air and you could see space and all this stuff.
00:27:14.000And because when you're in Afghanistan, it sort of feels like 5,000 years ago because everything's sort of, you know, these sort of mud huts and it's sun-baked and it looks like it hasn't, a lot of it looks like it hasn't changed in 5,000 years.
00:27:28.000So you really sort of, wow, this is modernity.
00:27:41.000But then these, at the same time, you have this sort of devolution where we're sending kids to blow our shit up because it's effective.
00:27:54.000And so there's been a lot of what I've seen this past year, this past year of shooting, which is it feels like half of humanity is just going completely backwards.
00:28:08.000Now, seeing that and then flying back into New York City, what the fuck does that contrast feel like?
00:28:15.000You take these mad trips and then when you come home and you see...
00:28:18.000What's possible at the apex of civilization right now as far as cities and a place where you can go safely and a place that doesn't have guns and bombs blowing up constantly.
00:28:30.000No wonder why that's where the terrorist attacks occurred.
00:28:33.000No wonder why that's where the September 11th attacks occurred, right?
00:29:06.000Suicide attacks were, and when we did the research, it was a few months ago, and I've had a few ales, so don't quote me on the exact percentages, but the percentages are insane.
00:29:17.000It was like suicide attacks were 3-5% of all terrorism before 9-11, and now they're like 97% of all.
00:29:46.000Every time I see you, you're smiling and hugging people.
00:29:49.000You seem like such a warm and friendly person for you to get thrust constantly into these horrific situations where you get to see people just handed the shittiest fucking hand of cards in the history of life.
00:30:02.000Like, here you are, 2012, the internet's here, the fucking, you know, the age of information is here, but you're involved in some sort of crazy religious war, and people are blowing themselves up when they're six.
00:30:15.000Yeah, well, I mean, you, the reason why I'm happy is because you're thankful for what you have when you see what, you know, everybody else doesn't have.
00:30:25.000Were you happy before you did all this?
00:31:57.000But anyway, so when you're there, all you're thinking about is, you know, we've got to get the shot, or we've got to get this, or we've got to get that.
00:32:02.000And it's only when you come back, and you're sort of having dinner somewhere, and they're like, where were you?
00:32:07.000Oh, I was with the pirates in Mogadishu.
00:32:24.000The Somali pirates started out when these Somali soldiers would go after people who were dumping toxic waste off their shores.
00:32:36.000It was killing all their fish and poisoning their people.
00:32:39.000And these are, they're a fisherman's culture.
00:32:41.000I mean, could you imagine you're a culture of fishermen?
00:32:45.000And, you know, they don't have a history of going after people and kidnapping people.
00:32:49.000They're just trying to fucking make a living, and all of a sudden some assholes are, you know, driving around in their boats, floating around a couple miles out, just dumping horrible shit into their ocean.
00:33:00.000And it's fucking up the whole ocean, and they get to see it right before their eyes.
00:33:04.000They're the mother earth becoming, you know, Poisoned.
00:33:09.000The fish poisoning and people getting poisoned and sick.
00:34:17.000We're working on a story there right now about the American government is financing sort of Islamist extremists, you know, to fight al-Shabaab who are, you know, the bad boys over there.
00:34:31.000And so we're trying to figure out if that's true.
00:34:34.000So the story is that the American government is funding Muslim extremists who are going to fight these bad guys in Africa.
00:34:41.000Exactly the same as what happened in Afghanistan.
00:34:43.000The Mujahideen against the Soviet Union.
00:35:14.000Meddling other people's stuff and then we have to go and we have to save them and you're like you know we have to save them from who themselves you know like oh you know Saddam was such a bad guy as opposed to who you know supposed to like Charles Taylor like you know so there's a lot of geopolitics and you know sort of geopolitical you know gamesmanship It has been the cause of a lot of these problems, but now it's 99% always economics.
00:35:42.000If you look at, we have resource-based wealth, one in every three countries with resource-based wealth has a civil war every four years, whereas the remaining countries don't have any civil wars or haven't had a civil war for a hundred years.
00:36:01.000So now, like Afghanistan, you were just saying, but a lot of the African countries now, they're like, oh, rare earth metals that didn't used to be worth money are now in every cell phone.
00:36:13.000So the war in the Congo is now the 10th bloodiest war in history, and it's all because of Coltan, which is needed to make iPads and iPhones.
00:36:22.000It's so ironic that at the height of technology, the iPad 3, front-facing camera, HD screen, if you follow that all the way down, there's an African boy that's picking out this mineral out of a hole in the earth.
00:36:42.000That spectrum goes back to just the invention of tools and figuring out iron and shit, pulling stuff out of the earth all the way to the height of technology.
00:39:01.000It's so hard for people in Pasadena to believe, you know, driving around in Pasadena, that this co-exists on the Earth at the same time as life.
00:39:10.000You have to picture it's like Escape from New York or something.
00:39:12.000I mean, Karachi's bigger than New York.
00:39:50.000Like if Steven Spielberg decided to make a movie about that and told you that that city's going down right now on Earth, you'd be like, bitch, you don't think I'd know about that?
00:40:07.000If they made a movie right now about that part of the world, described it the way you described it, like some crazy horror movie about civilization gone wrong.
00:41:59.000There's an increase, or maybe it's just an increase of awareness, or our awareness, but there's an increase in sort of assassination availability and sort of there's been a price decrease or whatever, you know, because now we go and we see like in Karachi, They have contract killers everywhere.
00:42:18.000We were shooting a lot recently in Juarez in northern Mexico.
00:42:22.000And they have centenarios that get paid 200 bucks a month.
00:42:39.000And when we were there, Juarez is actually the most dangerous town in the world for journalists.
00:42:45.000It's the same as, so there's El Paso on the Texas side, same city, and it's one of the safest cities in America.
00:42:53.000And then you go right across the border and it's one of the most dangerous cities in the world, but it's the most dangerous city in the world for journalists, number one.
00:43:16.000And they make a lot of, if you write about something, they cut off your head and they write the story on your flesh with blood and all this stuff, and so that, you know, journalists just don't go there anymore.
00:43:29.000That is kind of crazy that we're right next to a third world country involved in the biggest drug war in the history of the world.
00:43:35.000Most Americans are blissfully unaware.
00:44:14.000Stories to get right now today are cartel stories because they just kill everybody.
00:44:21.000But we started hanging out with the people who were fighting the cartels who are Mormon colonies that originated in America so that they could keep practicing polygamy.
00:44:33.000They went to northern Mexico and they formed polygamist Mormon colonies there.
00:44:43.000And because the colonies did well, the cartels started targeting them and started kidnapping them and killing them.
00:44:52.000And so the Mormon colonies started arming themselves and fighting against the cartels.
00:45:02.000So there's been a war between the Mormon colonies and the narcos.
00:45:10.000And we went down there to live in the colonies and we were hanging out with the LeBarons, who I don't know if you've ever heard of, but they have a crazy story of they had one of their...
00:45:24.000He believed that he had the power of blood atonement, so he was killing all the people in the church that were trying to mess with him.
00:45:30.000So he had about 30 or maybe had 50 children, nearly 50 children, and he had them work as assassins for him in this bloody war that they had down there.
00:45:42.000This is all happening not in the 1880s.
00:45:48.000And so they have this crazy war, but they arm themselves, right, because they're all fighting within the family.
00:45:53.000And then because of that, when the narcos attacked them, they were sort of armed and ready to go and badasses, so they started fighting them.
00:46:00.000But they're actually just one colony over from other people that they came down with, who are the Romneys.
00:46:07.000So, Mitt Romney's father was born in one of these colonies, colonial Dublin.
00:46:14.000And then they, now this is the question.
00:46:17.000Mitt Romney's father was born in Mexico?
00:46:19.000Mitt Romney's father was born in a polygamous colony in northern Mexico, Chihuahua.
00:46:29.000And they said, they brought up, The fact that he might have been an illegal immigrant and that he was born in a polygamous colony in Mexico.
00:46:43.000His presidential candidacy didn't last long.
00:46:55.000Actually, we say that out of all the Republican candidates, Mitt Romney had the staunchest stand against immigration and he sort of ignores his roots and he never talks about it.
00:47:11.000It's completely logical because he wanted to veto the DREAM Act and he said publicly he vetoed the DREAM Act, although his father is the poster child for the DREAM Act.
00:47:19.000But you say he would veto the DREAM Act because he wants to get away from these stories because the stories, when you dig into them, are fucking insane.
00:47:27.000Of course he doesn't want to talk about it because polygamy battles with drug lords and, you know, complete kidnapping and insanity do not a good presidential candidate make.
00:47:58.000But yeah, for sure it's going to come out.
00:47:59.000I mean, the thing is, you know, it can't not come out.
00:48:07.000People have written a little bit about it, not very much about it.
00:48:10.000When you see a guy that's that flawed and has such an obvious story that's so beyond fucked, does it make you feel like this has all been set up?
00:48:20.000Does it make you feel like they put him in there because they knew he couldn't win?
00:48:26.000It doesn't make sense to me that that's the best that the Republicans can do.
00:49:00.000We've seen the people that have these strong voices.
00:49:03.000When you have a guy who's the wishy-washy as Mitt Romney, who comes from a fucking religious cult that was in northern Mexico, I'm like, really?
00:49:19.000I mean, look, the rumor is that they knew that the economy is going to keep going down and jobs aren't going to get better, etc., etc.
00:49:28.000So they said, okay, we'll just put up an also-ran and then we'll get the next two terms after that because the economy is going to be shit anyway.
00:50:35.000We were going to have a very strict set of laws and checks and balances in place to make sure this doesn't get out of hand and become what it used to be.
00:50:48.000I think it's going to get worse because, actually, money does rule everything, and I think that it probably always has.
00:50:55.000But, you know, if you look at communism, the synthesis of communism is that the market regulates itself, and you have a small thing for infrastructure.
00:51:04.000With capitalism, David Ricardo and Adam Smith, you know, the free market sort of does need government.
00:51:12.000And I believe that both were apologies for what was happening in the Industrial Revolution because everyone was looking around saying, this is fucked, you know, kids working in coal mines, all that shit.
00:51:24.000But the reason why I say it's going to get worse, and I'm not actually an optimist, I'm not a doom and gloom guy, but is that money runs everything, but the problem is the money is running out, right?
00:51:35.000So you have kids, you know, in Spain you have under 27 years old, 50% unemployment.
00:51:42.000So you have all these young kids, and there's nothing scarier than a young kid with no future.
00:51:47.000You've just taken away his future, you know, 17, 18, 19-year-old kid.
00:52:53.000No, we're going to do the antithesis of that.
00:52:55.000So you have communists versus fascists, etc., etc.
00:52:58.000And both, you know, extreme sides of the spectrum.
00:53:02.000And then they end up warring, you know, fighting.
00:53:05.000And what's happening now is, you know, Europe is just fucked.
00:53:09.000And it's going to get worse and worse and worse.
00:53:12.000And there's going to be more and more radical politics, more and more kids in the streets.
00:53:16.000And that's when I get worried and say, hold on a second, what are we going to do?
00:53:21.000Wait until there's, you know, militias running down Berlin, Main Street, that's fighting other fucking police and whatever, Civil War, until we step in and say, hey, can we not fix this?
00:53:33.000Because it's just getting fucking worse and worse and worse.
00:53:35.000And sure, you see bad shit in Afghanistan, you see bad shit in South America.
00:53:39.000We just saw it in Caracas, where it's insane, higher murder rate than America, you know, with 20 million people population, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:53:48.000But Europe is about to fucking explode.
00:54:59.000I've said that's the biggest problem with this country is that everybody wants to fix everything that's happening everywhere, but they don't want to fix what's going on in the impoverished areas of this country.
00:55:09.000There was something that was released today that I read today, a study on a message It was on my message board, but I forget what the study was, but it said that 72% of black people in this country are born to single parents and raised by single parents.
00:56:27.000But I went to a church run outside of Juarez by a sort of born-again pastor who was an ex-junkie, and he takes in sort of the refuse of Juarez.
00:56:42.000into this church and it's like a lot of you know people with severe psychological problems people with severe drug addictions and a lot of there was two feral children not children they were adults now but they had grown up feral like on the streets sort of thing one sort of barked like a dog and but you go and they live in these cells because some of them have to be locked in and Like,
00:57:12.000there was, you know, people with open colostomy bags and stuff, with flies buzzing around their innards and stuff, and this thing, and you're walking around, and it was, like, just crazy, fucking, just degradation, like, feral people, you know,
00:57:28.000and, and, and, Like a nightmare like it was crazy, you know, and and they they all he has the pastor gets them to paint and all their paintings are fucking insane like we're so heavy and depressing and a lot of them are missing limbs because of you know gangrene and and so when you come from shooting there and Then I was just in Vegas for the fights and you walk around and we went out like to you know nightclub after the fights and it's just Chanel and Louis Vuitton and this and that and like everybody and You know,
00:57:58.000on the stores, on the way to the nightclub, and then everyone dressed up, and you're like...
00:58:01.000As human beings, we just want to forget.
00:58:05.000You know, we just want entertainment, TV, more entertainment, just spectacular shit, just fucking lots of stuff, because it's...
00:58:13.000We like to bury our heads in the sand, because that's just right here.
00:58:17.000Like, that shit is happening just fucking...
01:01:15.000And he kidnapped and killed some of the Mormon, the LeBaron family.
01:01:21.000But he is famous for getting caught on the other side of the border, on the American side of the border, with a Mexican military convoy filled with something like 15 tons of pot.
01:01:35.000And they had a firefight with the American Border Patrol, and then they came back into Mexico, and they knew who it was.
01:01:43.000They knew he had had a firefight, but he went back to where he lives, which is eight miles down the road from the Mormons, and the Mexican government didn't do anything.
01:04:56.000That's the best question I've heard in a long time, but I think it's unanswerable.
01:05:01.000If anybody would have seen the spectrum as broad as humanly possible, I would think it would be you.
01:05:07.000I mean, the thing is, you see some things that are great, like we did a story on these scientists who are developing machines that can sort of harvest the atmosphere,
01:05:23.000so they can take out carbon and all the harmful things in the atmosphere and then sort of reduce it to CO2, which you can make You can actually activate algae for biofuel, or you can combine them with other elements and lots of solar to make hydrogen cells.
01:05:41.000And it might sound like we're clinging at straws here, but when you start to think, wow, if we have unlimited solar power and you have unlimited carbon, A, it stops warming, but B, you can make hydrogen cells or biofuels.
01:05:56.000And then you say, wow, that would be interesting because you could actually put hydrogen cells into every new car.
01:06:03.000So every new car had to have that, so that's a whole new industry that we would run because of the patents.
01:06:08.000The only effluent that comes out of hydrogen cells is pure HO2, which we're running out of water.
01:06:16.000So you say, hey, it could build a new economy, build this new world.
01:06:20.000And so when you start talking to the scientists, who are really smart guys, and realizing, well, you can sort of regulate the amount of harmful toxins in the atmosphere, There is sanity.
01:06:32.000You know, there are people coming up with ideas.
01:06:34.000This could start a whole new economy, you know, sort of set us out on this, you know, great right track.
01:06:39.000And you're like, wow, and you feel really good.
01:06:42.000Maybe we are going to put these machines to next every factory.
01:06:45.000Maybe we are going to do this great stuff.
01:06:47.000And then the problem is you go to Africa or Southeast Asia and, you know, we did a story on, you know, a lot of people are going, Europeans and Americans are going to Thailand, you know, to get medical vacations, they call them.
01:07:05.000So you go there and you get a facelift and two weeks on vacation on Boracay or whatever.
01:07:10.000And so, you know, you can get transplants, you can get this, you can get that.
01:07:14.000So more and more people are going for medical procedures.
01:07:20.000So it started a war between the ambulance gangs to take bodies, you know, because let's say you hurt yourself.
01:07:29.000Well, more often than not, you're not going to arrive there.
01:07:32.000Alive because they want to harvest your pieces.
01:09:46.000Maybe we're just a really super complicated...
01:09:50.000That's why at the pinnacle of technology, the best we have to do is the shit that fucks things up the most.
01:09:56.000Like nuclear power, nuclear waste, you know, and all sorts of other crazy experiments that are probably going on right now that we're not even aware of.
01:12:29.000If it's possible for the universe to be the universe, that's possible too.
01:12:32.000It's possible that it's just a bunch of scientists with autism and every 14 billion years they blow the whole fucking thing sky high and it starts from scratch.
01:12:40.000Well, definitely we're going to have to eat, drink, and be merry then because we're all going to...
01:12:47.000What do you think when you talk to these people that are like, I mean, for you, you are a realist.
01:12:52.000You're a dude who's seen the dark parts of the world.
01:12:54.000When you talk to people and they, you know, they start hitting you with some fucking power of positive thinking type shit and hit you with The Secret or Eckhart Tolle and, you know, like, do you want to, like, when that whole The Secret thing was going on, do you want to say, listen, your fucking environment is real, okay?
01:15:03.000And so for those people to say, I'm going to leave, I'm like a...
01:15:06.000I'm an Irish fucking potato picker and I lived in New York for three years and that was no good.
01:15:10.000So I'm going to go out and I'm just going to go out into fucking absolute wilderness where everybody hates me and the animals want to eat me and I'm just going to keep going until I hit the other ocean.
01:15:25.000Within a couple hundred years, a giant fucking swarm of millions of people had completely populated this one continent that, before that, you know, the last time people came across here was the Ice Age.
01:15:36.000There wasn't really a lot of human beings living here.
01:15:38.000What most people don't know is that North America, just a little over 10,000 years ago, half of it was covered by a mile of ice.
01:15:46.000I mean, wrap your head around a mile of fucking ice above your head, and that covered half this country.
01:16:36.000Not only that, it has drawings or statues that are carved into it, like these 3D images of animals that don't even exist in that area, that part of the world.
01:16:46.000So it's real possible that shit like the ice being over half of this country, that that's moved around for...
01:16:55.000Tens of thousands of years and there's probably been these pretty kind of nifty sophisticated civilizations but maybe they get to a point not even as far as we've gotten right now but maybe get to some previous point and just implode like those crazy assholes in Pakistan or implode like Nazi Germany or implode like a million different examples from Genghis Khan to To the Catholic Church.
01:17:20.000Look at all the crazy shit that's gone on in this country.
01:18:12.000Some sort of massive way to fuck things up.
01:18:16.000We're the only ones that have ever figured that out throughout history.
01:18:19.000It's very possible that somebody else might have tumbled.
01:18:21.000We might have done this whole dance to the top a couple of times before tumbling.
01:18:26.000This is just the highest we've ever gotten and kept it together.
01:18:29.000We're very good at destroying shit, that's for sure.
01:18:31.000I've got this guy coming on June 7th, for those of you who have been asking me about this, John Anthony West.
01:18:37.000And he's this Egyptologist who is famous for his work in uncovering the fact that there's not just one Egyptian civilization that they're dealing with.
01:18:48.000You're dealing with older and older civilizations that go back to 30-plus thousand years.
01:19:00.000But for some reason, modern day Egyptologists have looked at all this stuff and said, oh, that's a myth.
01:19:05.000Like everything was real up until about 5,000 years ago and all the rest of that stuff, they just made that shit up.
01:19:10.000Because it doesn't coincide with our own ideas of how long civilization has been around for.
01:19:16.000You know, it just seems to me that when you look at how sophisticated we are today and how close we are to fucking it up and how badly it is fucking up and all the places in the world that you described, it seems like the odds that we haven't done this already, like, it just seems really small.
01:19:29.000And I think we've got a lot of amnesia when it comes to the past of humans.
01:19:34.000And I think you also have to factor in physical things that we can't control, like the earth, volcanoes, earthquakes, asteroidal impacts, shit like that.
01:19:45.000You know, when I'm driving here today, I was driving on the 118, and it's beautiful.
01:19:49.000You're going through the hills, the mountains, and I'm looking up and I'm just saying, it is amazing that we are basically, the whole world is a convertible.
01:21:14.000It might be the way it has to happen for the next ultra-intelligent thing to come along that wouldn't have existed before the dinosaurs, wouldn't have existed before us.
01:21:23.000I'd rather go out by an asteroid than a series of dirty bombs by some sort of cult or religious terrorism.
01:21:33.000Did you see the latest footage from Syria, all the murdered children?
01:21:40.000Well, it's the same thing that happened in Libya.
01:21:43.000It's the same thing that might happen in Egypt.
01:21:47.000When people fight, what you said about Vietnam, don't they remember Vietnam?
01:21:55.000When you go to these places and you see what injuries look like, which are colostomy bags and legs that are gone and arms that are gone, you say, well, why would you ever do this again?
01:22:07.000And then a generation forgets and then they go do something else.
01:23:03.000I'm not saying exactly right, but I believe it's like 4-Fox-4-Loloxy-NN-dimethyltryptamine.
01:23:10.000It mimics the human neurotransmitter, dimethyltryptamine, which is a potent psychedelic drug.
01:23:16.000It mimics that, but it also has like the phosphorus in the four position, which apparently no other compound on Earth does.
01:23:23.000And the idea is that spores can exist in a vacuum and that spores could easily have traveled through the vacuum and the radiation of space.
01:23:47.000It's just a humble little thing that wants you to come along and eat it.
01:23:50.000And when you eat it, you're granted spectacular visions.
01:23:54.000Spectacular visions and feelings of love and God and unity and the thoughts of the universe being Entirely connected in one big mathematical equation computations and cells and organisms and fucking all the way down to atoms and subatomic particles and then branching out again and all this shit comes from something that grows out of shit.
01:24:12.000All this shit comes from something that comes from space and the idea is that our Our concept of life and our concept of intelligence is very narrow and we egocentrically have assumed that all intelligence must be contained inside a brain.
01:24:26.000Some sort of an intelligent, upright body that we can respect that's gonna come here from another planet and show us how to use a laser gun.
01:24:33.000You know, but in fact, intelligence can exist in plant form, and that intelligence in spectacular visions and knowledge all comes out of a dimension that you cannot access without these molecules that exist in these plants.
01:24:49.000And it opens literally chemical doorways in the mind.
01:24:52.000It's a pretty fascinating idea, the fact that, you know, that is alien invasion, that mushrooms are an alien invasion.
01:25:03.000He's a crazy psychedelic chemist slash botanist slash I think his degrees were all in ethnobotany.
01:25:12.000And I think his main study of work was the concept of the stoned ape theory.
01:25:20.000That and his idea of time wave zero, which the idea was that time was like a mathematical progression of waves, and that novelty and terrible times would almost be predictable.
01:25:32.000It was some sort of a mathematical equation of getting to infinite novelty, which was like in this year, supposedly.
01:25:41.000But his other fascinating theory was the mushroom theory, the stoned ape theory, and that was the theory that that's how human beings actually evolved from lower primates, was the consumption of psychedelic mushrooms.
01:25:51.000And his theory, actually, I don't know if it's been supported by a lot of different scientists.
01:25:57.000I know there's some debate on whether or not his timelines are right, but it's based on the idea that a bunch of monkeys ate some mushrooms and then helped them evolve.
01:26:07.000It's interesting how many theories there are about how we got from sort of that to this.
01:26:15.000I took my kids to the zoo the other day, and I'm staring at my cousins in a cage.
01:26:20.000Well, here in the home of Scientology, you know, they believe that the aliens came and the Phaetans went into the monkeys and that's what we are.
01:29:02.000I went to do the Upfronts, which is where all the TV shows get sold and online shows get sold.
01:29:08.000And you have The Voice, which is the biggest show, which is just American Idol.
01:29:12.000TV is derivative of TV. TV is just making shittier and shittier shows based on itself.
01:29:17.000And then on the internet, which could be this, it could be revolutionary, because it's better.
01:29:23.000Because you could be watching something, then text somebody, then get information, then Google this, and fucking what's going on here and here.
01:29:28.000And instead of trying to be and say what the fuck is going on, and by the way, young people are revolting all around the world, and this is how they get their news now.
01:29:38.000They get it through blogs and online shit here and there.
01:29:41.000But instead of doing something innovative and challenging and revolutionary, we just do shittier versions of TV shows with half the budget.
01:29:49.000And so it's these shitty sort of Google shows.
01:29:53.000It's like America's Funniest Home Videos with a sort of annoying host.
01:29:59.000And you're like, why don't we use the internet?
01:30:03.000Why don't we use the social networks and video and all the stuff we can do now to actually do something that's good and revolutionary and start changing shit?
01:30:12.000Because when he asks and says, well, how do we fucking stop all this shit?
01:30:15.000Well, the first way to stop it is to find out about it.
01:30:19.000So we have to know about it, and then we know about it, and then we can do shit.
01:30:22.000Like we can not buy certain things, you know, dollar advocacy, you know, consumer advocacy is the most powerful, you know, tools we have, et cetera, et cetera.
01:30:31.000But first of all is knowing about it, and so I just sort of got really pissed off that the internet has become so derivative and so shitty and just trying to mimic TV and TV as shit.
01:30:41.000So let's try to fucking make something that actually people understand whether people like Whether it helps people or they understand of shit.
01:30:49.000Like, for example, like Kony 2012, you're like, well, it shows that it's viral.
01:30:53.000It shows that people actually want to know this shit.
01:31:17.000He's gonna make this viral video, expose the world to this horrible person, but they're getting a disproportionate amount of the money goes to them, and then they get accused of being...
01:31:29.000Unscrupulous, whatever the words you would use.
01:31:43.000Well, you know, they didn't, I'm sure they didn't think, you know, they went, there's these, you know, kids that go over and they shot it in Fairfax to them.
01:33:27.000And as a human being, when you've gotten to the point where you see this information, you're not compromised.
01:33:30.000So you're releasing it, and you're focusing on it.
01:33:33.000And you have an honest eye for what...
01:33:35.000Well, it's also when we went around the world and expanded the company, you just see all this shit happening, and you're like, what the fuck?
01:33:39.000Why isn't anybody fucking saying this shit?
01:33:42.000And then, but I always say that, look, if we're a news source, then the world's in trouble because we were a style mag.
01:33:48.000You know, all we gave a shit about was fucking, you know, famously say, you know, cocaine supermodels, rare denim and sneakers.
01:33:55.000And then when you go around the rest of the world, you're like, holy fucking shit.
01:33:58.000And you sort of, you know, come out of the pond and go, okay, well, we got to do something about this.
01:34:02.000Well, I think they're here to get you.
01:35:07.000But people generally want to tell their stories, but I mean ask government permission or police permission or all the things you're supposed to...
01:35:12.000Or also, you're generally supposed to go with security teams.
01:35:18.000And we're like, well, I did a security team once because we were doing a show with MTV and they made us get one in Beirut.
01:35:26.000And I've been to Beirut like 20 times.
01:35:29.000There's sometimes parts of it that are bad, but...
01:35:33.000And we were walking target because you just have all these dudes talking.
01:35:37.000And so I said, I'm never going to have security ever again because that's the sure way that you're not going to get a story or the real people aren't going to talk to you or everyone's going to think, who are the fuck these guys?
01:35:51.000You know, in the place and then just, you know, press record.
01:35:55.000Don't go in with any sort of preconceived ideas or notions or political paradigms or I'm going to prove this because generally you're not going to prove that.
01:36:02.000Like, for example, if you went to Somalia and said, I'm going to prove that these guys are barbarian pirates and, you know, then you're going to shut yourself off to exactly what you said, which is, well, actually, we illegally irradiated their whole coast and illegally overfished it so that they're starving and they're like, well, we're going to tax the The people who did this to us.
01:36:22.000Yeah, they're called the People's Coast Guard.
01:37:05.000You know, I think that there was the sort of our grandparents' generation that, you know, They didn't know better, so they were like, oh, space-age food, TV dinners, let's produce all the food, let's make it all with computers or whatever, assembly lines.
01:37:34.000But the baby boomers, you know, they were the first generation that knew better but still became the largest energy consumers, the largest garbage producers, all this thing.
01:37:43.000Gen X has sort of slipped by, but guess what?
01:37:45.000The bill's here and it's going to be Gen Y. Like, they have to pay.
01:37:48.000There is no get-out-of-jail-free card now.
01:37:52.000So, as you're seeing economically, And socially and culturally and politically, we're shifting.
01:38:01.000And if you just want to sort of say, I'm going to stick my head in the sand, which we've done for a little while, I don't think you're going to be able to anymore.
01:38:09.000I agree with you, and I agree that things are shifting, and I also think that that's why these attacks on the Constitution have been permitted and are being pushed through.
01:38:19.000I think they've seen the prognosis and they've seen the future, and the future is the trends that we see on the Internet.
01:38:25.000It's a trend towards a more libertarian line of thinking.
01:38:27.000It's a trend towards a smaller government, more accountability.
01:38:32.000The idea of creating jobs doesn't mean you create some new fucking laws that you have to saddle everybody with and a bunch of people to enforce those laws.
01:38:39.000And that's what a lot of these politicians like to think of as creating jobs.
01:38:45.000And you cunts that keep attacking the Constitution and pulling amendments apart and really defacing the whole idea of what this country was founded on.
01:38:54.000They're doing it just because they sense the future.
01:38:56.000The future is not going to work the way it works now.
01:39:08.000I think if you look at what's happening, too, if you look at Syria, for example, if you look at what happened in Egypt or Libya, you know, I spent a lot of time in those countries.
01:39:21.000Just before the revolution, I got arrested in Libya.
01:39:26.000And then when I went back and I said it, I would have never called this.
01:39:32.000I would have said the opposite because it was so restrictive and it was so hardcore and everyone was so pro-regime.
01:39:40.000But because of the internet, because of Twitter, because of Facebook, because of all these social tools, You had all these young people able to communicate and say, actually, I'm pissed off too.
01:40:08.000When Occupy Wall Street becomes Egypt to try to smash the status quo, what happens when Occupy Wall Street becomes Syria or becomes Libya?
01:40:20.000It's not in the foreseeable future maybe, but I didn't call Libya or Egypt or Syria either.
01:40:27.000There's a lot of unrest out there and there's a lot of people communicating that unrest.
01:40:33.000And in fact, if you see that in America, it's growing.
01:40:36.000If I was campaigning this summer, then I would be focusing on, oh, we have a huge fucking groundswell and a global groundswell of dissatisfaction with the only group that's actually going to get off their ass and do something about it.
01:40:53.000You must have at least some emotional attachment to Julian Assange and the WikiLeaks case.
01:41:00.000When you see this case and this Bradley Manning kid, I believe he's still in solitary confinement.
01:41:56.000We don't take any bullshit, but we're not cunts.
01:41:58.000That's when you get a guy who feels that and he's an American and he's a soldier and he wants to, you know, he's a voluntary soldier signed up to represent this government and he sees his government doing horrible shit that's not being reported, it's being covered up.
01:42:12.000Covering shit up when you do crimes is not how crimes get resolved.
01:42:15.000Well, since when did telling the truth and keeping governments and big business in check become anti-American?
01:43:12.000Well, the thing is, is the fact that they keep going on on the story and saying, yeah, we don't want him for actually blowing the whistle on every crime that's been going on in the government.
01:43:24.000We want him for this sort of weird, you know, quasi thing that happened in Sweden that wouldn't be considered anything anywhere else.
01:43:44.000I don't know what the fuck really happened, so I shouldn't even be saying this.
01:43:47.000But the idea that they're wasting so much resource on a sexual issue that's not even a violent one, not even rape...
01:43:53.000But it's kind of smart, actually, because, for example, it's the one thing that you can't say, well, they just drummed it up and it's bullshit, because, well, rape is very serious.
01:44:05.000So you're in a catch-22 of saying, well, they just drummed it up to get this guy for blowing the whistle, but at the same time they drummed up the one thing that you're sort of taboo to go against.
01:44:23.000If it was, you know, he roofied her and he did this, he tied her up and took pictures, and we have the pictures, oh, well, the guy's obviously a cunt that released important information.
01:44:30.000But I think the sad thing about it is that you look at, you know, Deep Throat, you know, who announced who he was and all that stuff, and he did it to save the government and all that stuff.
01:44:47.000Bradley Manning could come out to be a hero.
01:44:49.000Julian Assange could come out to be a hero if there was some crazy revolution in the future.
01:44:53.000We realized this is the turning point of American society when they said, we're not going to take this bullshit anymore.
01:44:58.000When they watched that collateral murder video and realized, what are we doing to our children when we're forcing them to even think like this?
01:45:06.000You have this one shot at life, and this is how you're going to spend some of your time shooting missiles down at innocent people wandering through the street.
01:45:12.000But my question is, when did it change from journalism and the Fourth Estate's job being to make sure that politicians weren't lying, to make sure that corporations weren't doing these bad things?
01:45:29.000Well, I think, actually, distribution, I think, changed it because four companies run all news media, and they're all major global corporations that all have huge advertising.
01:45:41.000They're conflicted and they don't go after politicians.
01:45:44.000I remember during the Iraq War, people knew that this was all a construct.
01:45:51.000They knew that there weren't weapons of mass destruction.
01:46:16.000And I think that because of 9-11, the press got co-opted and it became un-American to say anything bad about the government or the military.
01:46:32.000That was one of the sort of turning points, A, because that's bullshit, and B, because young people got completely disenfranchised by news media because we saw it all happen to say, wait a minute, You know, this doesn't sound right.
01:46:45.000And then afterwards they're like, yeah, there was no weapons of mass destruction.
01:48:22.000So you don't think that it's some sort of a grand conspiracy to extract minerals and all that stuff?
01:48:28.000You think it's much more of a clusterfuck shit decision by government and then being in place because of momentum and because of the fact there's contractors and they all want to keep getting paid?
01:48:45.000And resource wealth, we did in the Congo.
01:48:48.000We've done it in a lot of stories all over the place.
01:48:49.000I wouldn't say, I would say they got caught in the quagmire of Afghanistan, much like the Soviets did.
01:48:55.000They went in there, they were trying to do something, and they just got sucked in, and then it got worse and worse and worse and worse and worse.
01:49:18.000And so America's the biggest drug dealer in the world because we're just sitting there running this country that just ships out all the heroin in the world.
01:49:25.000How much of a peace does the CIA have of that?
01:49:28.000Well, I would say that, you know, look, it's been documented that they were part of the original outflux into America from Vietnam during the Vietnam War as a way to keep urban populations sort of at bay.
01:50:06.000So, I mean, if it's been a part of their policy in the past, obviously they're going to be incredibly sensitive to it.
01:50:13.000But I don't think that you can say that they're not involved, or at least the State Department's not involved, because the statistics speak for themselves.
01:50:26.000By a factor of two, so 100% more heroin addiction, heroin addicts in America since the start of the Afghani war.
01:50:34.000Heroin's never been cheaper, it's never been better quality, and we've been running it.
01:50:39.000So it's just flooding out, it's destroyed.
01:50:42.000Russia has now got 7% in Pakistan, which is a Muslim country, extremist Muslim country, has something like 12% in Karachi anyway, heroin addiction.
01:51:29.000All I know is like every time we do a story on the heroin situation in Afghanistan, it's fucking shocking because you're just like, the Americans let them.
01:51:38.000There's actually, you know, pictures of the American troops guarding Poppy.
01:51:46.000Over there, we're a war against the war on drugs.
01:51:50.000Well, if you see the war on drugs in Afghanistan, and then you see the war on drugs in Mexico, you're like, well, it's completely corrupt from start to finish.
01:53:03.000So they're so addicted to heroin that when they can't get it because it got expensive now because so many people are buying it that they make their own synthetic heroin.
01:53:14.000And it's called Crocodile because it makes you look like a crocodile because it makes your skin like scales and then the scales fall off and you just have like bone there.
01:54:23.000Well, the freaky thing about scopolamine is you don't believe it's true until you see it.
01:54:27.000Because the stories are, it's the zombie drug, right?
01:54:31.000We heard stories of people coming into their apartments on security cameras and clearing out their whole apartments.
01:54:38.000And you see them on security cams doing it, you know, and they don't have any recollection.
01:54:43.000They wake up in the morning, their bank accounts are drained, etc., etc.
01:54:47.000And they couldn't figure it out until the FARC, the guys who were Colombians who were making cocaine, were using the same...
01:54:59.000What was happening was generally it started out as hookers and hookers would put a condom inside their mouth like this so it wouldn't go down and then they put a little scopolamine in their lips and then when they go to kiss you and they would spit scopolamine and you'd inhale it.
01:56:26.000Why would there be something that allows you to be turned into a fucking zombie to someone else's suggestions like that?
01:56:33.000You know, when you see the different things in nature, like different parasites that control different organisms and make them do fucked up things, it really is kind of bizarre when you stop and think about it.
01:56:42.000Like, what kind of a system, what kind of a world do we live in where there's that laying around?
01:59:55.000We say that this mother gives her son to these sort of New York fruitcakes.
02:00:01.000Nice guys, but like weird guys who do sort of West African voodoo.
02:00:08.000When they administered the Ibogaine and we were taking our son to Mexico to one of these clinics because we couldn't legally do it in America.
02:00:14.000So we brought the whole crew down to Mexico to shoot it.
02:00:16.000And it was like, how bad is heroin that a mother is going to give her son to these crazy West African voodoo ex-junkie dudes to take off to Mexico and administer the strongest drug in the world to so he's going to puke and fucking go nuts for two days.
02:00:59.000Continued safety and success in your travels, and thanks for illuminating giant parts of the world that I personally wouldn't have been aware of if it wasn't for you and what you guys are doing.