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00:00:40.000Google this so we can find out what the actual law states, but it's DOD Directive 5240.01, giving the Pentagon power, for the first time in history, to use lethal force to kill Americans on U.S. soil who protest government policies.
00:01:22.000That is a terrifying thing to push through for the first time in U.S. history, giving the military the ability to shoot and kill American citizens.
00:01:33.000It's interesting because, you know, with the Smith-Muntz Modernization Act and stuff like that, it's almost like they kind of, in a weird way, just make it legal what they're already doing.
00:01:47.000The Smith Modernization Act that Obama pushed through, which basically made it so it was legal for the U.S. government to use propaganda against its citizens, which they were already doing in different ways through CIA and all that stuff.
00:02:00.000So it sounds like we can legally do it.
00:02:07.000It's legal for the government to not just legally lie, but they can concoct completely fabricated stories just to push a narrative if they decide that it's in the best interest of national security or whatever.
00:02:19.000To just manipulate energy in your mind and all that stuff to get you to believe certain things.
00:02:52.000I don't know if they're actual reptilians, dude, but there is something going on that they are a group of people because they're all related, which is very weird.
00:03:02.000If you go back far enough, they're all related.
00:04:34.000He was like the one family member that was a little off.
00:04:37.000Here's the craziest thing about that thing.
00:04:39.000The Hinckley that shoots at Reagan, he's the first one that can use the, I'm mentally not capable of defending myself, I'm too mentally ill.
00:07:13.000That was the one where Nixon won by the largest margin in history because McGovern's running mate turns out he was cuckoo and had gotten electroshock therapy.
00:07:40.000If you study the Malcolm X assassination, the guy who is giving him mouth-to-mouth at the end is a New York police officer that was so undercover that even the New York police didn't know about it.
00:07:58.000They didn't even go through getting their badges and anything like that.
00:08:02.000They were separated early and then infiltrated all these organizations.
00:08:07.000Like, the guys who shot him were working with the FBI. The guy who's giving him CPR is a undercover New York PD. Bro, how exciting must it be to be an undercover dude?
00:09:29.000Life can be chaotic, but you shouldn't have to miss out on the latest Call of Duty just because you've got, I don't know, responsibilities.
00:10:49.000I was talking to some people last night at your club, and they were talking about how your phone knows exactly what time it is and what you tend to look at at that time.
00:11:00.000So when you flip it up, those are the apps that come up.
00:12:04.000He and I, we had this long-ass conversation in Utah a couple weeks ago when I was there for the UFC. Just a long-ass conversation where I was laying some things out for him and then showing him.
00:13:16.000But pretending that everyone's the best without fixing all the problems that make people fucked up in the first place while trying to remove guns so only outlaws have guns is the dumbest fucking strategy.
00:13:28.000And every city that pulls that off, like Chicago or Detroit or any of these places that try that shit, it's a disaster in a fucking war zone, you know?
00:13:37.000I mean, there's more people get murdered in Chicago every weekend than probably any city in the country.
00:13:42.000The places with the strictest gun laws have the most violence.
00:14:14.000We could have easily fixed all of our inner city problems.
00:14:17.000We could have set up community centers, given people nutritious food.
00:14:22.000We could have completely renovated the schools, fixed the schools, brought in athletes and musicians and people to do seminars and show people how they can get out of things, teach people trade.
00:14:53.000I think they're acting in the interest of the people that pay them.
00:14:56.000And the interest of the people that pay them is supporting the military-industrial complex, the pharmaceutical-industrial complex, and then all the people that give them money keep getting more money from them and ignore all the other people.
00:15:09.000And this is what I think they're doing with voting as well.
00:15:12.000I mean, I think it's the exact same thing.
00:15:14.000The reason why they're letting in so many people and giving them money and putting them up in hotels and then asking for amnesty for all these people that came in.
00:15:51.000But then you study a lot of this stuff, and it just gets into, I think, this kind of dark energy stuff, man.
00:16:00.000If you study what they did to the Native Americans, if you study what they did to the black community, they run the same playbook over and over again, which is, if you study the Natives, they killed all the buffalo.
00:16:13.000Which took away all the jobs from the guys.
00:16:44.000Before they were even getting skins from the buffalo, they were getting tongues.
00:16:47.000Tongues was like one of the big things because you could take them, you could pickle them, you could send them back east and they were worth a lot of money.
00:17:16.000They locked up all the men, destroyed the community.
00:17:19.000And now you see that kind of happening in the bigger cities now where it's like, I was flying on this one airline, I forget what it is, and they were like, we're training only women now to be pilots.
00:17:28.000And I'm like, is that the best idea right here?
00:19:22.000I think there's a bigger play, and it's divide and conquer, and these are plays in the playbook that they run to do this.
00:19:32.000For me, it's like, study the Cultural Revolution of China, study the Bolshevik Revolution of Russia, And I'm sorry, but people can think I'm crazy, but what the Nazis did to Germany.
00:19:45.000It's like these are playbooks to destroy these giant, powerful countries that you can't just invade because you'll get your dick kicked in.
00:19:54.000So you have to kind of destroy from inside.
00:19:56.000And I think everything you're talking about right now is out of a playbook of cultural Marxism, that this is how you destroy from the inside.
00:20:03.000And like that Yuri Bevinov or whatever his last name is, Dude, I just saw another video he did where, like, and the guy ruined it by putting up all these stupid pictures and it made it way more weaponized than it needed to be.
00:20:15.000But man, he breaks down how you break down society.
00:20:18.000There's a couple videos, one of him sitting down, and then there's one where he's giving a seminar.
00:20:22.000And bro, he breaks down every single step.
00:20:25.000And you go, that's happening right now, that's happening right now, that's happening.
00:20:28.000They've destroyed the confidence that people have in America.
00:20:31.000They've destroyed the faith in America.
00:20:32.000People think that the American flag is racist.
00:21:06.000And because, like, it's gotten so crazy that, like, you know, if you called somebody a fascist, that meant they were, like, taking away your rights.
00:21:12.000Now it's just your dad who watches Fox News.
00:21:25.000So it's destroyed this kind of fabric between relationships between everybody.
00:21:30.000It's destroyed the meaning of words, and it really opens the door for real racists.
00:21:35.000Like, if you only have one word, and the word is racist, and you apply that word to anyone, everyone, anyone who disagrees with you, like, they apply it to Graham Hancock, the archaeologist.
00:21:46.000I had this fucking guy on, this Flint Dibble guy, who's an archaeologist, who literally wrote...
00:21:51.000Things implying that Graham Hancock's work empowers white supremacy.
00:21:58.000And I asked him about it, and he was trying to skid around it and dance around it, but I've seen him do it online with other people, too.
00:22:04.000And this is a guy in Graham Hancock who's talking about ancient cultures.
00:22:48.000There's real white supremacists out there.
00:22:50.000And when you call a fucking archaeologist, you know, an amateur archaeologist a racist because he's like trying to say like, hey, maybe this stuff is older than we think it is.
00:24:00.000So there's a comet shower that we pass through twice a year and every now and then a big chunk like the Tunguska event.
00:24:08.000The Tunguska event in the early 1900s, which flattened like a million acres in Siberia, is the exact same time period where we passed through this shower.
00:24:18.000So they believe that at 11,800 years ago, this impact, and this is proven by core samples that show high levels of iridium, high levels of this nuclear glass that happens on impacts, and they find this stuff All in the same area,
00:24:36.000around 11,800 BC, and then another one that's somewhere around 11,800 years ago, rather, and another one that's like 10,000 plus years ago.
00:24:45.000So they think there's like multiple events that took place over a few thousand years, which totally makes sense if we pass through this fucking shower all the time and it nuked a giant chunk of Siberia in the early 1900s.
00:24:58.000So all he's saying, all Graham Hancock is saying is, we are a species with amnesia.
00:25:05.000And to call him a racist, the whole thing's nuts.
00:25:23.000Even if you study the stuff that happened in the Bible and all these crazy things they say people did.
00:25:28.000I think all that stuff was possible before that, and it just wiped out this incredible civilization that was so advanced, and they could manipulate energy, and they could do all this.
00:26:43.000So imagine if these Egyptians had this same sort of situation where they had an established civilization, an established culture, plenty of food, plenty of resources, brilliant people, no war.
00:26:55.000And then they just start figuring stuff out.
00:27:43.000If you study these guys, they have these YouTube channels.
00:27:46.000It's On My Lunch Break and Analog, and they just break down kind of like something I talked about last time I was on here, which was Tartaria, but it's Lost Civilizations, how our timeline is completely fucked.
00:28:01.000There's people who think we're millions of years old, and we have these giant events that kind of come and reset us, but they dig deep enough There's like civilizations keep digging.
00:28:11.000There's another civilization over and over and over.
00:28:49.000But someone, you know, a long-ass time ago had knowledge of the constellations, Had an understanding of how to point something to perfect, do north, south, east, and west.
00:28:59.000And just the calculations that have to be involved in getting 2,300,000 stones to come to a perfect point.
00:29:09.000And then some of them, they're moving these stones from 500 miles through the mountains, and then they have stones that are like 80 tons, and they're lifting them 300 feet onto the ceiling.
00:29:20.000Like, you tell me how they're doing this.
00:31:56.000It's especially doable over hundreds and hundreds of years of working on it, which is what we know that they did.
00:32:01.000When you get to things like the pyramid, all definitions kind of fall apart because there's too many stones.
00:32:08.000I think they said that they gave a timeline of something in the neighborhood of 20 years, the Pharaoh Khufu, his lifetime, and that in order to build that pyramid just within his lifetime, within his reign, which was like 20 years, you would have to place a stone every 30 seconds or something crazy like that.
00:32:28.000You have to cut, place, measure, and it would take 30 seconds per stone.
00:34:52.000Yeah, it's kind of crazy, too, because I grew up in that era, and all that stuff kind of made me question the church and then question God.
00:38:41.000I love watching me a little Netflix, sitting down for a little shit.
00:38:44.000Shogun binge watching it's fucking awesome, but it's too Comfortable and when that becomes your baseline then anything that's uncomfortable becomes difficult to handle because you're most of your day is like Relaxation and and sedentary lifestyle.
00:40:37.000There's things on there that seem illegal.
00:40:38.000Well, I'm sure there's activities that seem illegal, but isn't it illegal to be in possession of someone's private property that was copied without their knowledge?
00:42:37.000And now a lot of them get busted having weird pasts, right?
00:42:41.000And the reason I do that is whether it's the child sex changes and all that stuff, it's like most of the people pushing that stuff are in therapy for trauma that occurred to them as children.
00:42:55.000And now, they're totally fine with traumatizing children with weird ass shit.
00:43:00.000Like, to me, like, kindergarten should be A's, B's, C's, adding up, you know, math.
00:43:05.000It shouldn't be- Play games, football.
00:43:07.000Yeah, like, drag queens seem like algebra to me.
00:43:10.000Like, really advanced shit that most adults don't even quite understand.
00:43:15.000Well, first of all, why would you ever push anything sexual to people that haven't even come close to puberty?
00:44:05.000They have people that rely on them, and then kids just have nothing, and they're very trusting of adults, too.
00:44:11.000And they really believe that they're going to go to heaven.
00:44:13.000They really believe that they're going to be martyrs.
00:44:15.000And then they have framed photographs.
00:44:17.000I remember there was this documentary where there was this school in the Middle East, and they were talking about today's students are tomorrow's holy martyrs.
00:44:29.000And it was printed on the wall, and in it they had photographs of various children that had blown themselves up.
00:45:41.000If you're going to do a study that proves that hormone blockers are good for children and you find out it's not, the correct thing to do is say, hey, we just found something out and we shouldn't give hormone blockers to kids.
00:45:55.000We must not publish a study that says we're harming children because people who say we're harming children will use the study as evidence that we're harming children, which might make it difficult for us to continue to harming children.
00:46:06.000It's so sad and tragic that people are okay with this.
00:46:10.000U.S. study on puberty blockers goes unpublished because of politics, doctor says.
00:46:14.000The leader of the long-running study said the drugs did not improve mental health in children with gender distress and that the findings might be weaponized by opponents of the care.
00:46:33.000You're using them during the developmental cycle of a child.
00:46:36.000During the developmental cycle of a child, it determines what their penis size is going to be.
00:46:41.000Some of these kids that they do it to, and then they try to have gender transition surgery, they don't have a penis that they can turn into a vagina, so they start using their rectal tissue.
00:46:51.000So then their artificial vagina smells like shit, literally, because it's made out of rectal tissue.
00:46:57.000And so there's all these online forums of people talking about the malodorous fake vaginas that they got from these operations.
00:47:06.000It's basically a wound that you've got to put in, and at some point that wound's going to not start smelling good because it's not meant to be there.
00:47:13.000Well, I mean, maybe you could, if it was made out of a dick, maybe you can keep it from smelling like anything other than dick.
00:48:48.000Your life is ruined in the name of woke and not just that but also in the name of money.
00:48:53.000This is where it gets fucked because when you look at the amount of money that's generated by this like if you go back to like gender transition surgery places like gender affirming care centers in like 2007 there's a couple There's a few.
00:49:09.000Because there's always been transgender people.
00:49:11.000There's always been people that have gender dysphoria.
00:49:14.000And then there's people that have autogynephilia.
00:49:16.000And the autogynephilia people are the people that are sexually aroused by the idea of dressing up like a woman, but they like women.
00:49:22.000And those are the fucking creeps that walk around women's bathrooms with hard-ons.
00:49:26.000Yeah, that was a swimmer they said that they had that.
00:49:55.000And then there's people that really do...
00:49:58.000They have a mind of a woman, they're trapped in a man's body, and maybe gender transition is the thing for them, but they should be protected from making a poor decision while they're young.
00:50:20.000But people make, especially men, The frontal cortex in a man doesn't even really fully evolve until they're like 25 years old.
00:50:27.000I think mine was 50. I think mine was 52. Yeah.
00:50:31.000But it's interesting because it's this thing we kind of see in society right now in our culture where they're trying to make outlaw shit mainstream.
00:50:39.000Like, when I was growing up, there was always that story that there was a city in Colorado where everyone went to get transitioned, and you went out there and that's where you did it.
00:50:47.000You didn't see it, like, centers everywhere.
00:50:49.000Yeah, for a long time, Colorado was the place where I always heard you went to go get your dick cut off and stuff like that, right?
00:52:12.000Dude, I used to live in this gated community, real nice neighborhood, and there was a dude who lived down the street who actually did jujitsu with me, and he was a porn star.
00:52:21.000I think I know what you're talking about.
00:52:23.000And he made porn films, and so he was loaded.
00:52:26.000This dude had a fucking fat Mercedes and a beautiful house, and his house is apparently just a playground.
00:52:33.000He was just balling, out of control, and producing porn.
00:52:36.000And then the internet came along, and...
00:52:55.000Why is Is that suggestion bar over there suggesting some weird shit to me?
00:53:01.000Like, it just brings you deeper and deeper into the web.
00:53:03.000Not only that, you keep clicking on links, and links put up ads, and there's some banging out ad revenue left and right.
00:53:09.000They were getting some straight, like normal ads too, like a Ford truck I once saw on Pornhub, which was like a really weird commercial before you're about to watch interracial gangbangs, right?
00:53:20.000I bet all that's done in a sneaky way.
00:53:22.000I bet all that's probably done in a sneaky way.
00:53:25.000I bet the companies don't even know what they're advertising for.
00:53:27.000I bet it's like a block of ad that goes to some conglomerate.
00:53:32.000I mean, you've got to think of how much money must be involved in those streaming sites now.
00:53:56.000In 2006, pornography industry generated $12 billion in annual revenue, which is more than the combined annual revenues of ABC, NBC, and CBS. In 2023, the pornographic website market in the U.S. is projected to be valued at $1 billion.
00:55:16.000I saw this great meme where it's like, you started OnlyFans, you made ten dollars, but now everybody in your town knows you have pepperoni nipples.
00:55:52.000The point is, it used to be an organized kind of real industry, and now it's not that, and it's Wild West, and everybody's doing these You know what's really weird, dude?
00:56:05.000Is how similar comedians and porn stars' business models are.
00:56:10.000They're almost exactly the same, if you study it, right?
00:56:13.000It's like, we have podcasts, they have OnlyFans, right?
00:56:17.000They put clips up on Twitter, which is wild.
00:56:21.000Twitter, during all the censorship, still...
00:56:26.000Full-on hardcore porn always on Twitter.
00:56:30.000Which is really crazy that nobody pushed back against that.
00:56:57.000Red Band got me turned on to ladies who find the loophole to show their tits by breastfeeding fake babies.
00:57:03.000So they have this big juicy tit and this hot girl in a sundress pulls out this big juicy tit and sticks it in the mouth of a rubber baby and you're like, hey.
00:57:17.000I was at the airport flying here, and I love children.
00:57:20.000Especially now I have kids, I realize how magical they are.
00:57:23.000And you go to airports, you don't see kids like you used to when I was coming up.
00:57:26.000It's just nobody's having kids anymore, at least that's what they're telling us.
00:58:46.000And so it's normal for third world countries to have more kids.
00:58:52.000That's always been the case because you need children because you need children to help you work.
00:58:56.000If you're working on a farm or ranch or you need kids and then you get to cities and people are like, well, the wife wants a career as well.
00:59:54.000When you're a gorgeous woman like that, that lifestyle that you start to go into OnlyFans, that kind of shuts certain doors in your life.
01:00:02.000And one thing that's going to happen is high-value males probably don't want an adult film star as the mother of their children.
01:00:08.000And these are like Viking bitches, right?
01:00:11.000These big old juicy titties and all that stuff.
01:00:13.000They should be putting out super soldier kids.
01:00:16.000But because these high value males don't want that, that's going to fuck that gene pool up.
01:00:21.000And then you look at college and you have these really smart, smart, smart, or I'll say intelligent, intelligent, intelligent women don't want to have kids.
01:00:30.000So now you've got the smart ones not having kids and the super built ones not having kids.
01:00:34.000It's gonna be, like, super devastating to the gene pool.
01:00:39.000Like, it's gonna get really weird, man.
01:00:41.000I think we lived through the best times, and I know every generation says that about the next generation, but I think we had it great.
01:00:47.000Well, isn't OnlyFans almost kind of like hitting the lottery plus shame?
01:01:28.000I've seen OnlyFans creators say that like if some of the strippers only had enough self-confidence to know that they could just be on OnlyFans instead of going to strip club.
01:03:04.000I'm tired of going in there, auditioning for someone who probably couldn't do the role anyway, so I'm trying to impress them, and I can't act.
01:05:00.000But the reason why they did that is because they had this erroneous idea that you wouldn't sell tickets in LA if your name was at the Comedy Store.
01:05:07.000People knew they could see you at the Comedy Store.
01:05:09.000Why would they go see you at the Forum?
01:05:16.000So I always appreciate you putting your name on, Marky, because we got to perform in front of, like, packed crowds.
01:05:21.000But during the week, I remember I'd walk up, Steve Renazzisi's still working at the cash register, and he's like, should I get a new job?
01:05:28.000You'd look in, there's like 10 people in the OR. That was like, um, 94 to like, 2003. Yes, and I got in in 98. I always said it's the purest comedy ever was, because the inmates were running the asylum,
01:05:44.000and you could go do a set, do Blow Over There, have a great time, live your life, and it was such a blessing, because everybody The movie that was there during that time has gone on to do amazing things.
01:05:55.000They're all over Netflix, their podcasts are huge, because we were allowed to just bomb with dignity.
01:06:02.000We were allowed to experiment, which is so important for creating comedy.
01:06:06.000You've got to take chances, and you've got to try things.
01:06:08.000And if you're just trying to kill all the time, you're going to do your best material always.
01:06:12.000And the store kind of got to be that for a while.
01:06:16.000Before COVID. Yeah, 14 on, the problem was it was packed every night.
01:06:21.000When I came back, all of a sudden it was like the new gold rush.
01:06:25.000And it was every night, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, two shows, three shows.
01:08:00.000It was like the leftovers, the people that were around in the 70s and the 80s, but never, they were lazy, they were fucked up, they never got their shit together, and they had these terrible acts.
01:08:11.000And I remember being there and the crowd was like non-existent.
01:09:22.000But I always could tell whether you or Joey Diaz was on the lineup, because when you weren't on the lineup, the crowds were totally different.
01:09:29.000And I'm like, oh, Tripoli's going to have to work tonight, dude.
01:11:58.000And I thought it was a great workshop for comedy.
01:12:00.000And I thought it was a great way for these amateurs, these people that are doing one minute, to kind of get feedback from guys like Dom Herrera and to kind of figure out how to do comedy.
01:12:12.000It's a little bit of a training wheel for doing comedy.
01:12:14.000Also, tremendous pressure, even back then.
01:12:17.000But imagine, someone went up in Madison Square Garden.
01:14:24.000You've always loved the art, and I've always totally respected that in you, because you could have slide, and I know you take a notepad, and you write, and you work those bits, and you listen to yourself, and you always fine-tune it, and that's why when you're special and you did live,
01:14:40.000which is fucking bananas, I loved it, dude.
01:14:44.000I was so happy for you because I know how much time you put into it.
01:14:47.000Well, it's also doing it live is, like, scary.
01:15:02.000People don't know this about specials is most people record multiple shows so they can edit it together so they get the best representation.
01:15:14.000Last night I did the smaller room in your club, and there was a couple moments where I flubbed some words, and I was like, don't crash the plane, don't crash the plane!
01:15:36.000In regular comedy like I could work more I could work harder, you know, you remember the movie no mo better blues Yeah, I love that movie one of the things I loved about that movie was like the discipline that Denzel Washington's Character had like his girlfriend's trying to fuck.
01:17:25.000I have dinner, hang out with the family, go, and then I write late at night.
01:17:29.000Because that's when I'm the most juicy.
01:17:31.000When I come home from a show and my brain's fired up, you know, and I can sit in front of that computer and...
01:17:37.000Maybe I said one thing that I think could be something and then I'll just listen to that thing and I'll start writing and I've gotten so much out of that and it made me angry that I didn't do it more often Because like some of the best bits that I've come up with over the last couple of years have all been stuff that I actually wrote Not just ideas that came to me that I fleshed out on stage and I've had some of those that became bangers But the sitting down and writing things out and trying to get my perspective and some lines that were just We lost a lot of people
01:18:07.000during COVID, and most of them are still alive.
01:18:30.000Heard that is, and anyone who's ever shot a special has to be like, that's insanity, dude, to do that, because most people don't have the ability to do that.
01:18:38.000And I respect you, and I've always done that, because you do have the discipline.
01:18:41.000And, you know, now that I've gotten sober, like, that's what I work on, is discipline.
01:18:46.000You know, the, like, getting into a routine of going work out, get this done.
01:18:50.000And now, I'm gonna be honest with you, I always was a stage writer.
01:18:54.000I mostly just wrote on stage, tagged it, and could remember it, and get the time...
01:21:14.000And I'm trying right now to really work on taking my experiences and turning them into jokes instead of just doing observations, which is fine, but I'm trying to take experiences that I feel to make it as authentic as I can to who I am.
01:21:31.000And sometimes I could wander into some stuff where I'm like, I'm sure somebody already said that, but I'm just like, you know, it's authentic to me.
01:21:40.000Like, I have this bit about, I almost OD'd on like a gas station boner pill one time.
01:24:57.000The information I'm getting is going to be tough to get to because, A, you'd probably die from a heart attack, so they're not going to say it was, you know, the gas station boner pill that killed you.
01:25:05.000I found nothing that's linked anybody to death.
01:25:41.000John McAfee, the guy who invented antivirus software, he was cooking up his own meth, allegedly, I say this with all due respect, rest in peace.
01:25:51.000He was a guest on the podcast one day, by the way.
01:26:00.000But John McAfee allegedly had a lab in his backyard, a very sophisticated lab because he's a genius, and had an online forum that he was posting at.
01:26:15.000Detailing how he was making all this with photographs and showed the lab and everything.
01:26:20.000And then later, I think they caught him that it was actually him and he was saying, don't you understand parody?
01:27:12.000Sold under the brand name Stablontatenol and Coaxil, among others.
01:27:20.000Atypical tricyclic antidepressant, which uses mainly in the treatment of major depressive disorder, although it may be used to treat anxiety, asthma, and irritable bowel syndrome.
01:32:47.000Food and Drug Administration is advising consumers not to purchase or use Trinity Gold, a product promoted and sold for joint and muscle pain.
01:32:55.000FDA laboratory analysis confirmed that Trinity Gold contains acetaminophen, diclofenac, and phenobutazone.
01:33:07.000So diclofenac and phenylblutazone are banned, and they're fucking very dangerous.
01:33:17.000Diclofenac is a non-steroidal anti-inflammatory, may cause decreased use of cardiovascular events such as...
01:33:24.000Excuse me, increased risk of cardiovascular events, such as heart attack and stroke, as well as serious gastrointestinal damage, including bleeding, ulceration, and fatal perforation of the stomach and intestines.
01:33:38.000The hidden drug ingredients may also interact with other medications and significantly increase the risk of adverse events, particularly when consumers use multiple non-steroidal anti-inflammatory containing products.
01:33:56.000Fembutazone is another non-steroidal anti-inflammatory that was discontinued for human use in the United States due to the risk of serious and life-threatening injuries.
01:34:06.000The most serious and life-threatening injury associated with Fembutazone treatment is bone marrow toxicity.
01:34:29.000So, Chris Weidman was under the impression that all the stuff in this was natural.
01:34:35.000He got it from this other guy, the guy who manufactures it, and he's in business with this guy.
01:34:40.000So Chris is now doing independent studies on his own to try to send other versions of it to the lab.
01:34:47.000The guy apparently is saying that he thinks someone sabotaged his product by putting shit in it and then getting it to the FDA and having the FDA test it.
01:34:58.000But another possibility is that this guy is a piece of shit.
01:35:02.000Putting stuff in there to get you resolved.
01:35:17.000I feel bad for fighters because that probably happens more than we probably know, where they take a supplement, they've been told it's fine, and then they...
01:35:31.000Especially when, you know, like Khalil Roundtree, it was DHEA, which isn't even a performance-enhancing supplement.
01:35:38.000It's just a natural supplement, but it's banned.
01:35:42.000So he got popped for that, and he turned himself in, because he found out that the substance was in a supplement they were giving him, and he was like, hey, you fucking idiot, this shit's banned.
01:35:54.000So he only got a temporary ban, it was only a couple of months, because it was clear that A, it was not going to have a performance-enhancing effect, and B, he was very transparent, and in fact, he reported it.
01:36:05.000But there's a lot of guys who get popped because they'll buy some shit from, you know, GNC. And they think it's, you know, oh, it's fucking Muscle Builder.
01:36:13.000But meanwhile, there's steroids in those things.
01:36:17.000Well, when we were first making Alpha Brain, we were making it, you know, what happens is...
01:36:23.000You have a bunch of ingredients, you have a proprietary blend that is your supplement, whatever you're making.
01:36:30.000And so, all these ingredients in AlphaBrain were shown to enhance cognitive function, and so we combined them, we did a bunch of different versions of it, came up with one.
01:36:41.000Double-blind, placebo-controlled, tested at the Boston Center for Memory, finds out, we spent a lot of money to make sure this is legit.
01:36:47.000But the company that was making it makes a bunch of other shit, too.
01:36:51.000And so we started doing third party testing of our own product and we're finding vitamins in there and creatine, shit that's not supposed to be in there.
01:36:58.000That was just in there because they didn't clean the vats.
01:37:01.000So they're making steroids in one thing and then they clean it out and then they're making gas station dick pills and the next one they clean it out.
01:37:10.000Dana has a peanut allergy, so she can't even go anywhere near that stuff.
01:37:15.000And even if they cook, they can't cook it somewhere else because you never know how clean the plate is or whatever they're cooking on.
01:37:21.000The peanut allergy is so dangerous, they don't even let people eat peanuts on planes anymore because the dust from eating peanuts gets in the air and people can get sick.
01:37:28.000I remember when they allowed smoking on a plane.
01:37:47.000I remember being stuck in the back because that was the only place I could get a seat was in the smoking section back when people did smoke on planes.
01:39:32.000Congressional action in 1987 led to a ban on in-flight smoking and 88 airlines based in the United States banned smoking on domestic flights of less than two hours.
01:39:41.000So more than two hours you could smoke, which was extended to domestic flights of less than six hours in 1990 and to all domestic and international flights in 2000. International flights, 2,000.
01:39:54.000Pilots were allowed to continue smoking after the 1990 ban due to concerns over potential flight safety issues caused by nicotine withdrawal in chronic smokers.
01:40:12.000The U.S. Federal Aviation Administration regulations mandate that functioning ashtrays be conspicuously located on the doors of all airplane bathrooms.
01:40:20.000This is because there must be a safe place to dispose of a lit cigarette if someone violates the no-smoking rule.
01:40:27.0001990, Air Canada adopted non-smoking policy on all of its routes.
01:40:32.000In 1994, Canada was the first country to ban smoking on all flights operated by Canadian carriers, which also covered charter flights, but not foreign airlines flying to Canada.
01:40:53.000I remember the Addison Improv used to still have smoking, and we'd come from LA. And in the early days, the Comedy Store, they had smoking.
01:43:41.000How are they okay with information being censored?
01:43:46.000No matter what your stance is, I think they did in a sneaky way saying that this is financially unfair to these media corporations who are suffering.
01:43:58.000There's a reason why they have to make these horrible clickbait ads and the reason why editors put clickbait stories and headlines It's because they just need people to click on the links.
01:46:00.000And this has greatly increased people's awareness of things like this.
01:46:05.000This fucking martial law bill that they passed through, who fucking would have known about that?
01:46:10.000Who would have known that the government made a decision to make lethal force from the military something they can use on citizens that are protesting?
01:46:18.000There's a long story about how this has maybe been misinterpreted over the last few weeks online.
01:46:28.000It's been a thing, I guess, originally since 2007. It was taken down offline for a while, then reposted, and that's why they're saying that this is, they call it a data void.
01:46:37.000Well, it says a reissued Department of Defense directive that documents procedures around when there is potential use of lethal force against Americans.
01:46:46.000Subset of these rumors allege directive to be suspiciously timed with the coming election.
01:46:53.000Myriad and evolving rumors rely upon speculation about the motivations behind the changes to the DOD directive and perceive differences between this new document and existing documents.
01:47:06.000This sounds a little bit like they're trying to minimize this.
01:47:10.000I mean, they go through the timeline of when this is exactly what I was trying to say.
01:47:14.000But the bottom line is this is, for the first time in history, Where they have pushed this directive and it is happening during an election and it is a thing where they're now saying you can use lethal force on protesters.
01:47:30.000So all these things, you're trying to gaslight people into thinking this is not a big deal.
01:47:36.000This is a huge deal, and this kind of fits into my whole belief about what the alleged kidnapping of the Michigan governor, which turned out to be a bunch of...
01:48:34.000If there are domestic terrorists, we should have a movement to stop domestic terrorism.
01:48:38.000But when you have agent provocateurs who infiltrate these organizations and then turn them into terrorist organizations so that they can go in and shut these protest organizations down, that's when things get dirty.
01:48:51.000And that seems like that's what happened.
01:48:53.000Or even pushing the whatever event they want to happen, kind of convincing, hey guys, maybe we should go try to do this.
01:49:35.000Do you guys remember that really weird case that happened in either Utah or New Mexico where they found that compound?
01:49:42.000And then they were like, they basically discovered that, according to the guy running the compound, that they were training school shooters?
01:50:18.000And then they just dismissed the case or the case just went away.
01:50:21.000The five suspects accused of abusing 11 children at a New Mexico compound were training them to commit school shootings, the prosecutor said Wednesday.
01:50:29.000The defendants were to be released from custody.
01:50:31.000The substantial likelihood defendant may commit new crimes due to his planning and preparation.
01:51:27.000Dude, if you can't say it, I can't say it.
01:51:29.000A New York Imam has said he has no knowledge of the alleged training.
01:51:34.000Said spokesman Imam Al-Haj Tlaib Abdur Rashid, the Imam, was the first Muslim to offer an opening prayer before the U.S. House of Representatives.
01:51:48.000The Muslim Alliance in North America said he's also a character witness for a convicted 1993 World Trade Center bombing mastermind, Omar Abdel Rahman.
01:53:21.000According to evidence presented at trial and other publicity available court records, or publicly available court records, in December, Siraj Wahaj unlawfully abducted his three-year-old son from his wife in Alabama, Levit,
01:53:58.000The child died fewer than two weeks after arriving in New Mexico before investigators say any knowledge.
01:54:03.000So this is a lot of wild shit going on over this place.
01:54:06.000Armed 11 firearms, including AR-15, Bushmaster assault rifle, high-capacity magazines, and hundreds of rounds of ammunition, the group conducted weapons and tactical training and required some of the children to do so as well.
01:54:20.000The group conducted the training with the intent to face the nation and kill those who refused to believe as they did.
01:54:27.000They spoke of waging jihad and becoming martyrs.
01:55:13.000I mean, this is back from War is a Racket, the Smedley Butler thing that he wrote in the 1930s.
01:55:18.000This is a guy who was a famous general, and after it was all over, he realized all his years of service...
01:55:24.000Well, they approached him to do an assassination, and he said, no, I won't do it.
01:55:28.000Like, corporations wanted to assassinate, I think it was FDR, I'm not quite sure which the president was, but they approached him about basically doing a banker coup on the government, and he said he wouldn't do it.
01:56:25.000The White House political conspiracy in 1933 in the United States to overthrow the government, President Franklin D. Roosevelt, and install Smedley Butler as dictator.
01:56:35.000Butler, retired Marine Corps Major General.
01:57:24.000And it's so crazy to me, just hearing that, if you actually study FDR, he very much was a Wall Street puppet.
01:57:33.000He very much was in there doing their bidding, and he had all this crazy stuff with Pearl Harbor, connections to Hitler, all this crazy stuff that people never hear about.
01:57:46.000It's super interesting to me that When he's seen as a puppet of Wall Street, they're also trying to take him out.
01:57:53.000And also, if you think back then, there was no access to information.
01:58:00.000So they could do all this stuff like the assassination of Kennedy.
01:58:03.000They could do all this stuff and completely cover it up.
01:58:23.000He was telling me, yeah, all the people that you think were involved in the assassination of JFK, they were involved.
01:58:31.000The intelligence agencies, multiple intelligence agencies, the Federal Reserve, a bunch of people.
01:58:40.000One of the groups that I never heard of was basically the space program.
01:58:49.000The people who ran the space program of that time were involved in it because Kennedy wanted to share all the information they had on UFOs and technologies with the Russians because he didn't want the Russians to think if they saw something weird in the sky,
01:59:06.000it was the US and some kind of weird nuclear weapon.
01:59:12.000So, and you think about back then, who was involved in the space station, say with me, Nazis who were brought over, you know, we discussed last time I was on the show.
01:59:23.000I think they just crip-walked over here and set up shop.
01:59:26.000Well, they definitely lost, but we took all the good ones that were engineers and scientists, and Russia took the other ones.
01:59:31.000The only pushback I have on that, dude, is that if it's some kind of thing where we're sneaking them over, they're bringing them over, nobody changes their names?
01:59:41.000Well, they didn't have to sneak them over.
01:59:43.000They were brought under the protection of the United States government, and no one could know.
02:00:26.000I've had people on my show talking about this.
02:00:29.000Like, there is a belief out there that the head of the power pyramid of intelligence agencies is NASA. Because if you think about this, it's the one thing that everybody wants to work together on.
02:00:48.000Like, we're possibly having this weird kind of nuclear standoff with Russians, but somehow, someway, we're all working on a space station together.
02:00:57.000That and Antarctica are the two things where everyone puts their differences aside.
02:01:03.000And it's like, there is this real belief that the head of the snake of the intelligence agencies, which is like Mossad, CIA, MI6, is NASA's space station.
02:03:13.000But the thing is, they show all their innovations, and they show all the new stuff they're working on.
02:03:18.000But the stuff that they're working on keeps getting better and better and better, to the point where like, when are they going to stop showing us?
02:03:24.000Because they have robots that do those ninja courses now.
02:04:21.000That's why they brought him over, allegedly, to Area S4 in the first place.
02:04:25.000Because, like, the way science is supposed to work...
02:04:29.000Is you get a bunch of people and they collaborate on something and you write papers so that other scientists can review it and find out if it's correct.
02:04:36.000The way they were doing it, everything was compartmentalized because it was so top secret.
02:04:40.000They couldn't let other scientists work on it.
02:04:44.000And so because of that, they weren't making any progress.
02:04:46.000So what they would have to do is bring in completely new scientists every few years.
02:05:34.000And then there's some reactor in there that has an element that's a completely theoretical element in a stable form that they're bombarding with radiation that manipulates gravity.
02:06:36.000And so because Lazar would be in an emotionally unstable position if his wife is having an affair, he loses his top secret clearance and they have to relieve him.
02:06:51.000And every Wednesday they had this area where you can go to, this plateau, and you could look out at area S4 and you could see in the sky them piloting these crafts.
02:07:01.000So he goes there with his friends on multiple occasions and gets arrested.
02:07:05.000And once he gets arrested, then he realizes, they might fucking kill me.
02:07:10.000I'm going to come clean and I'm going to tell my story.
02:07:13.000So then he contacts George Knapp, who's an investigative journalist out of Las Vegas.
02:07:18.000And the first ones that he does, the first interview he does, he's got his face blacked out.
02:07:45.000Do you think there's some bad agents in it?
02:07:48.000I think, and I think this sometimes when people come in and talk to me about it, I think they probably use people like me as a mouthpiece to spread bullshit.
02:09:09.000I think there's also people that are still in the government that say they're whistleblowers and they go out and they spread false information.
02:11:19.000Probably some incompetent person told them to go down there.
02:11:21.000Some arrogant, incompetent person that thought they had complete control over the scenario and they needed someone to go down there and do something.
02:12:17.000Well, if you were going to be an alien and you were going to blend in with human beings, dressing up in a suit would be the best way to do it.
02:12:25.000Be a person in a suit, wear sunglasses so they don't see your eyes, and just move around like a normal person.
02:12:32.000If you can come here from another planet, you don't think you can disguise yourself as a different life form?
02:12:45.000I think there's probably—well, there's definitely dimensions that we don't—like, Brian Cox was here yesterday, as I was saying, and he was trying to explain to me quantum computing and how quickly quantum computing works, like, that a problem that would literally take the entire amount of time that the Earth has existed To solve by a regular computer can be solved in a second by a quantum computer.
02:13:10.000And this quantum computer is literally somehow or another accessing other universes to come to its conclusion.
02:13:18.000To do these calculations, it's not only operating in this universe.
02:13:24.000It's operating in other dimensions simultaneously and instantaneously.
02:13:28.000The way he said it, it was like, and by the way, this is Brian Cox, who's like, you know, like a serious physicist.
02:13:38.000And he's literally explaining the mechanisms of quantum computing and explaining that quantum computing, even though they can't even figure out how to program it yet, is already showing that wormholes are possible.
02:14:36.000And I love to just be like, this isn't how I use it in real life.
02:14:38.000Well, all that is rudimentary in comparison to this quantum computing idea.
02:14:42.000And what's fascinating about the quantum computing idea is that if there is this theory of many worlds, so if this theory is accurate, and there are an infinite number of universes, let's say, That it's entirely within the realm of possibility,
02:14:59.000if you think of that being a real thing, that something can transport itself from those other dimensions to where we are.
02:15:06.000So it might not be a metal craft that comes from Venus.
02:15:19.000That might be how they present themselves to us to make themselves seem at least tangible instead of what they really are, which is probably outside of our ability to grasp.
02:15:56.000We're these very rudimentary things that, as far as we know, we're the most complex thing in the universe.
02:16:02.000And I think if you scale that, this is one of the things that Brian and I were talking about, that if you take artificial intelligence and quantum computing...
02:16:09.000And you imagine a sentient life form that relies on quantum computing and it has access to nuclear power plants to power it.
02:16:18.000You get to the point where something is so powerful that it literally can control all the elements in the known universe and then have access to other universes.
02:16:28.000And that this might be what we're dealing with.
02:16:32.000And we might be dealing with these beings that have always been here and they come and go and they observe or they intervene.
02:16:40.000Or one of the things Lazar talked about, one of the most bizarre things he found, he said they had this very thick document that was all about religion.
02:16:49.000And that essentially what these life forms use us as is containers.
02:16:54.000And he didn't understand what that meant by that.
02:17:36.000And, in fact, Forrest Galante, who's a wildlife biologist, believes that there's a real possibility that dragons were an actual animal.
02:17:43.000But that if you have an animal that has bones that are similar to, like, bird bones, and something that, you know, we, like, how many of them would you find?
02:17:52.000What would you find that's left of that?
02:17:54.000You know, most things don't fossilize.
02:18:45.000So there's a museum in Bozeman, Montana, and this museum has one side of this raptor, they have a velociraptor, and on one side of it they have, it's like a real size velociraptor, and on one side they have it with like dinosaur skin,
02:19:02.000like we like to think of it, but the other side they have this theoretical version of it that's covered in feathers.
02:19:09.000And that's probably what dinosaurs had.
02:19:15.000During the impact but not all of them the birds lived and they're just smaller the one there was no food Okay, so like a big tyrannosaurus wreck.
02:19:23.000There's nothing you're gonna starve to death those things died off but the little ones lived and It's so possible that something that flew like a pterodactyl like we think of pterodactyls as being like bat wings.
02:24:31.000I tried to start a change.org, right, to get us to help the Ukraine get their own Federal Reserve so that they can print their own money and we don't have to send them any more money, and I couldn't get anyone to sign it.
02:26:11.000Imagine trying to install a democratic government into a place that has child rape as a normal thing.
02:26:17.000He said that guys would have parades where guys would have their harem of boys, and the most amount of boys would make you look like a pimp, and so it was cool to show all the boys that you're fucking.
02:26:35.000And then it just becomes generational.
02:26:36.000What is done to you, you do to the next gen, which is so tragic.
02:26:40.000He said they had this guy who was like this mentally handicapped guy that was working in his kitchen and they would all take turns raping this guy.
02:27:28.000And you're never going to get these—like, I just had this guy on my show, his name's Jay Dyer, and he came on, he was talking about how basically British intelligence made all the borders of the Middle East—like, they just created borders.
02:27:41.000Like, these borders that we see, this Saudi Arabia, this is this, this is that, those were made up by British intelligence.
02:27:47.000They just basically went in, based on tribes, they said, okay, here, here, here.
02:27:51.000Because most of these people are just tribes.
02:27:54.000Like, if you study, like, the history of Saudi Arabia, It is so nuts!