The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience #2218 - Sam Tripoli

00:00:15.000 It's a good time to be a conspiracy theorist.

00:00:19.000 It's a great time to be a comedian.

00:00:21.000 These are the good days.

00:00:23.000 The all or nothing days. 0.98

00:00:24.000 Yeah, these are the good days until the election, then who the fuck knows what happens. 0.98

00:00:28.000 Just fast forward to it. 0.97

00:00:29.000 Did you see this thing that the Biden administration pushed through?

00:00:34.000 This new martial law thing?

00:00:36.000 Yeah.

00:00:37.000 This is very disturbing.

00:00:39.000 Jamie, please...

00:00:40.000 Google this so we can find out what the actual law states, but it's DOD Directive 5240.01, giving the Pentagon power, for the first time in history, to use lethal force to kill Americans on U.S. soil who protest government policies.

00:00:58.000 What are they expecting?

00:01:00.000 Is that what it is?

00:01:05.000 Did I tell you what it is?

00:01:06.000 I'm sorry.

00:01:08.000 524.01.

00:01:11.000 DoD directive.

00:01:12.000 This is from RFK Jr. Posted this on Twitter and I'm finding out about it because...

00:01:18.000 People are blowing me up about it. 0.99

00:01:20.000 That's fucking terrifying. 1.00

00:01:22.000 That is a terrifying thing to push through for the first time in U.S. history, giving the military the ability to shoot and kill American citizens. 1.00

00:01:32.000 That's crazy, too.

00:01:33.000 It's interesting because, you know, with the Smith-Muntz Modernization Act and stuff like that, it's almost like they kind of, in a weird way, just make it legal what they're already doing.

00:01:45.000 What is that?

00:01:46.000 The Smith Modernization Act?

00:01:47.000 The Smith Modernization Act that Obama pushed through, which basically made it so it was legal for the U.S. government to use propaganda against its citizens, which they were already doing in different ways through CIA and all that stuff.

00:02:00.000 So it sounds like we can legally do it.

00:02:02.000 You can't sue us now.

00:02:03.000 How crazy is it that it's legal to lie?

00:02:06.000 How crazy is that?

00:02:07.000 It's legal for the government to not just legally lie, but they can concoct completely fabricated stories just to push a narrative if they decide that it's in the best interest of national security or whatever.

00:02:19.000 To just manipulate energy in your mind and all that stuff to get you to believe certain things.

00:02:24.000 We need to bring back shame.

00:02:26.000 That's my opinion.

00:02:28.000 Well, they have none.

00:02:29.000 It's not going to work.

00:02:30.000 You can't bring back shame to lizard people.

00:02:32.000 They can't.

00:02:33.000 They can't feel anything. 0.94

00:02:33.000 It's in their reptilian brains. 0.94

00:02:35.000 Which is some weird shit going on right now with that. 0.98

00:02:39.000 It's weird because, like, you know that David Icke stuff where you said they're all lizard people? 0.97

00:02:43.000 I don't think they're really lizard people.

00:02:44.000 I don't think they're really shapeshifters.

00:02:46.000 But they do behave in a reptilian way.

00:02:49.000 Like a corporation does. 0.99

00:02:51.000 Like a psychopath.

00:02:52.000 I don't know if they're actual reptilians, dude, but there is something going on that they are a group of people because they're all related, which is very weird.

00:03:02.000 If you go back far enough, they're all related.

00:03:04.000 If you study Obama and Bush, right?

00:03:07.000 Because I remember when Obama was running, I was like, oh, change.

00:03:11.000 It's going to be change.

00:03:12.000 Hope and change.

00:03:13.000 Hope and change.

00:03:13.000 And then you start studying the Bushes and the Obamas, and their first ancestor, their common ancestor, is a Hinkley, dude.

00:03:22.000 Right?

00:03:23.000 Like John Hinckley?

00:03:24.000 The guy who tried to kill Reagan?

00:03:25.000 100%!

00:03:27.000 What?

00:03:27.000 Yes!

00:03:28.000 Their common ancestor is a Hinckley.

00:03:31.000 And then when you realize that...

00:03:33.000 Hinckley was related to Obama and Bush?

00:03:36.000 And related to the Bushes had dinner with the Hinckleys the night before Reagan got shot.

00:03:40.000 And here's the craziest thing.

00:03:43.000 What?

00:03:43.000 Yeah.

00:03:44.000 Is that crazy?

00:03:45.000 Do you think...

00:03:45.000 Okay, I always thought Hinckley was a lone nut that was infatuated with Jodie Foster.

00:03:51.000 What?

00:03:51.000 So...

00:03:52.000 No, dude.

00:03:53.000 And there's actually interviews, dude, where he said, Uncle George told me to do it.

00:04:00.000 Oh, Jesus.

00:04:01.000 Didn't they just let him out?

00:04:03.000 Yeah, and now he's playing in coffee beans because he's put out an album or something like that, dude.

00:04:10.000 He's touring off it.

00:04:11.000 But that's a crazy thing.

00:04:13.000 Barack Obama, the 10th cousin once removed of George W. Bush through Samuel Hinckley of Cape Cod. 1.00

00:04:20.000 Holy shit. 1.00

00:04:21.000 It's so crazy. 1.00

00:04:22.000 I've never gone down the Hinckley rabbit hole.

00:04:25.000 So John Hinckley, the guy who killed or shot, rather, Reagan, what was his deal?

00:04:30.000 Was he MKUltra?

00:04:33.000 Yeah, he was a little off.

00:04:34.000 He was like the one family member that was a little off.

00:04:37.000 Here's the craziest thing about that thing. 0.95

00:04:39.000 The Hinckley that shoots at Reagan, he's the first one that can use the, I'm mentally not capable of defending myself, I'm too mentally ill.

00:04:48.000 What's the law where you can...

00:04:50.000 Yeah, I know what you're talking about.

00:04:53.000 Because right around then, John Lennon was also getting assassinated, and his killer tried to use that, I'm not mentally capable.

00:05:01.000 Who killed John Lennon?

00:05:02.000 Do we remember?

00:05:03.000 What was his name?

00:05:07.000 Dude, I watched that whole story.

00:05:09.000 Is there a rabbit hole to go down on that one, too?

00:05:11.000 That's a crazy story, too.

00:05:13.000 There's two eras of assassinations where everybody was getting assassinated.

00:05:19.000 Chapman.

00:05:19.000 Mark David Chapman.

00:05:20.000 Shot and killed Lennon.

00:05:22.000 Now, is he an MKUltra guy, too, do you think?

00:05:26.000 So he had that, what book did he have on the rye, what is it called?

00:05:32.000 Catcher in the Rye.

00:05:33.000 Catcher in the Rye. 0.99

00:05:34.000 That's some NK Ultra shit right there. 0.99

00:05:36.000 He's still alive? 0.99

00:05:38.000 Is he still alive?

00:05:39.000 69 years old. 1.00

00:05:41.000 Getting fucked in jail. 1.00

00:05:44.000 Wow. 1.00

00:05:46.000 NK Ultra shit is left and right, dude. 0.99

00:05:48.000 The second gunman, not Mark David Chapman, who may have shot John Lennon. 0.99

00:05:53.000 Author claims.

00:05:54.000 Oh, author claims.

00:05:55.000 Those authors.

00:05:56.000 You never know.

00:05:58.000 Nice to believe in authors.

00:05:59.000 The door guy at his apartment building was like a CIA-FBI spook.

00:06:06.000 Jesus Christ.

00:06:07.000 Yeah, they just load it up.

00:06:10.000 When it's meant to happen, you don't get out of there.

00:06:12.000 There's layers upon layers upon layers.

00:06:15.000 That's why when you talk about any of these things that...

00:06:19.000 Even when you talk about the Trump assassination, there's a lot of stuff.

00:06:22.000 I go, that's a little weird.

00:06:24.000 That's a really weird situation right there.

00:06:27.000 Because if you study these high-impact events, it's kind of like that scene in John Wick.

00:06:33.000 Do you know where John Wick, the hit goes out on him and he's in the plaza and now every assassin has a flip phone suddenly.

00:06:39.000 They're all on flip phones and it's like, boom, take out John.

00:06:43.000 That's a high-impact event.

00:06:45.000 There's layers upon layers upon layers where you're not getting out of there.

00:06:49.000 Like 9-11, JFK. What is this, Jamie?

00:06:52.000 Document shows CIA and FBI spied on John Lennon for fear of interrupting the election in 72. Which one was 72?

00:07:02.000 Was that McGovern?

00:07:05.000 I think that was when Hunter S. Thompson wrote Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail.

00:07:10.000 McGovern and Nixon.

00:07:12.000 Yeah.

00:07:13.000 That was the one where Nixon won by the largest margin in history because McGovern's running mate turns out he was cuckoo and had gotten electroshock therapy.

00:07:22.000 Oh, dear.

00:07:23.000 Didn't tell anybody about it.

00:07:24.000 Did you ever see the press conference when he announced that, bro, the dude looks like he just got out of the pool. 0.99

00:07:29.000 He's fucking sweating. 0.97

00:07:32.000 They're like, you thought Tim Walsh was a bad VP. This guy, they're like, no. 0.99

00:07:38.000 No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:07:39.000 You can't be the vice president.

00:07:40.000 If you study the Malcolm X assassination, the guy who is giving him mouth-to-mouth at the end is a New York police officer that was so undercover that even the New York police didn't know about it.

00:07:55.000 It was this crazy secret group.

00:07:58.000 They didn't even go through getting their badges and anything like that.

00:08:02.000 They were separated early and then infiltrated all these organizations.

00:08:07.000 Like, the guys who shot him were working with the FBI. The guy who's giving him CPR is a undercover New York PD. Bro, how exciting must it be to be an undercover dude?

00:08:18.000 To be, like, deep... 0.99

00:08:19.000 Imagine being, like, a fucking IDF soldier who's in Hamas. 1.00

00:08:23.000 Dude, that's crazy. 1.00

00:08:24.000 You're in Hamas. 0.53

00:08:26.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

00:08:27.000 You're in there.

00:08:29.000 And you're so deep, too?

00:08:30.000 You're so deep that no one even knows what your actual job is.

00:08:34.000 And there's like, Israel doesn't play. 1.00

00:08:37.000 Israel don't give a fuck. 1.00

00:08:38.000 They don't give a fuck. 1.00

00:08:38.000 They have a bunch of those dudes. 1.00

00:08:40.000 Like infiltrate in Hezbollah.

00:08:43.000 Everywhere.

00:08:43.000 They've got guys in everywhere.

00:08:45.000 That's how they blew everybody up with those pagers.

00:08:47.000 Yeah, that's crazy.

00:08:48.000 That pager thing is one of the most gangster moves in the history of espionage.

00:08:53.000 Is that espionage, technically?

00:08:55.000 Yeah, 100%.

00:08:56.000 Is that what you call it?

00:08:57.000 Yeah, it was 100. It's clandestine and all that stuff.

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00:10:18.000 Fucking wild move, man. 0.99

00:10:20.000 What a wild move. 1.00

00:10:21.000 And then you study where, like... 0.99

00:10:23.000 Blow their dicks off. 0.98

00:10:24.000 They could get any... 0.99

00:10:24.000 Like, they could have this thing listening to us. 0.99

00:10:26.000 It's that...

00:10:27.000 Oh, it's listening.

00:10:28.000 Yeah, the Buddha's listening to us.

00:10:29.000 Believe me.

00:10:30.000 This coffee's...

00:10:31.000 That's where it's at.

00:10:31.000 Well, now they have Wi-Fi and the ability with Wi-Fi to see everything in the room.

00:10:36.000 Yeah!

00:10:37.000 Not only does Wi-Fi see you, it knows what position you're in.

00:10:41.000 It sees you as you're moving around.

00:10:43.000 It knows everything.

00:10:45.000 Even these phones.

00:10:46.000 Oh, yeah.

00:10:46.000 They never shut off, by the way.

00:10:48.000 Who was I talking to?

00:10:49.000 I was talking to some people last night at your club, and they were talking about how your phone knows exactly what time it is and what you tend to look at at that time.

00:11:00.000 So when you flip it up, those are the apps that come up.

00:11:03.000 They have you down on lockdown.

00:11:05.000 Everything.

00:11:06.000 Jeez.

00:11:07.000 Yeah, it's crazy, dude.

00:11:08.000 Like, I've been studying this stuff a lot, and this is the weirdest thing, is where everybody thinks I'm a crazy person.

00:11:15.000 I don't.

00:11:16.000 Thank you.

00:11:17.000 Finally, somebody gets me.

00:11:20.000 It got really lonely there for a while.

00:11:22.000 Well, you were out there at the end of the pier.

00:11:25.000 You were out there at the end of the pier.

00:11:26.000 The hurricane was coming.

00:11:27.000 Yeah.

00:11:28.000 And I was like, what's Sam doing?

00:11:29.000 Yeah, he's scaring us.

00:11:30.000 He's like, guys, we need water.

00:11:33.000 We need sandbags.

00:11:38.000 And now they still think I'm crazy, but at least they're like, okay, he's right about everything, right?

00:11:42.000 It was fascinating to watch Callan slowly melt away the layer that he had put up, the blinders that he had put up all of his life.

00:11:52.000 And it's like, so if I get a text from him, you're right about everything.

00:11:55.000 Where do you get your news from?

00:11:56.000 I'm like, the streets, dawg.

00:12:02.000 Bro, Callan is so hard to convince.

00:12:04.000 He and I, we had this long-ass conversation in Utah a couple weeks ago when I was there for the UFC. Just a long-ass conversation where I was laying some things out for him and then showing him.

00:12:16.000 He's like, no way.

00:12:17.000 I was like, yeah, read it. 1.00

00:12:18.000 He's like, what the fuck? 0.99

00:12:20.000 I go, yeah, read it. 0.99

00:12:21.000 It's so crazy because, you know, he's super highly educated, you know, and Brian Callen is a sweetheart.

00:12:26.000 People don't realize that.

00:12:27.000 He's almost to a point like he's a people pleaser where he just wants to make sure everybody's happy.

00:12:32.000 A little bit of that.

00:12:33.000 A little bit.

00:12:33.000 And he kind of puts himself in some weird situations once in a while.

00:12:36.000 But at the end of the day, he has a good heart and he means really well.

00:12:39.000 He's a great guy.

00:12:40.000 I've been friends with Brian for 30 years.

00:12:42.000 Yeah, he's the best.

00:12:43.000 We're real good friends.

00:12:44.000 I love him to death.

00:12:46.000 And he wants to have hope.

00:12:47.000 Well, he wants to believe that the government is good.

00:12:50.000 And I think the government is mostly good.

00:12:52.000 That's what I think about people.

00:12:54.000 I think people are mostly good.

00:12:55.000 I think most people are great.

00:12:58.000 But I think the reason the Second Amendment exists is some people are not great.

00:13:02.000 Some people are really bad and you want to protect the great people from the people that are really bad.

00:13:06.000 And that's a reality, unfortunate reality.

00:13:08.000 I would like that to go away.

00:13:10.000 I would like there'd be no need for guns because everyone's amazing.

00:13:14.000 That would be the best.

00:13:15.000 100%. 1.00

00:13:16.000 But pretending that everyone's the best without fixing all the problems that make people fucked up in the first place while trying to remove guns so only outlaws have guns is the dumbest fucking strategy. 1.00

00:13:28.000 And every city that pulls that off, like Chicago or Detroit or any of these places that try that shit, it's a disaster in a fucking war zone, you know? 0.99

00:13:37.000 I mean, there's more people get murdered in Chicago every weekend than probably any city in the country. 1.00

00:13:42.000 The places with the strictest gun laws have the most violence. 1.00

00:13:46.000 That's fucking dumb. 1.00

00:13:47.000 It doesn't work that way. 1.00

00:13:48.000 You have to look at things realistically.

00:13:51.000 And then you have to look at the root of the problem instead of looking at the actions.

00:13:55.000 Don't look at the actions.

00:13:56.000 Look at what causes the actions.

00:13:58.000 Extreme poverty, despair, gang-ridden, crime-ridden neighborhoods.

00:14:02.000 If you don't fix them, you're going to keep getting the same kind of people that come out of there.

00:14:06.000 So that is where we...

00:14:08.000 We spent $175 billion on Ukraine.

00:14:12.000 That's so crazy, dude.

00:14:14.000 We could have easily fixed all of our inner city problems.

00:14:17.000 We could have set up community centers, given people nutritious food.

00:14:22.000 We could have completely renovated the schools, fixed the schools, brought in athletes and musicians and people to do seminars and show people how they can get out of things, teach people trade.

00:14:35.000 Life skills.

00:14:36.000 Teach people things that you can use, you can apply, you can get jobs, show them how they get jobs. 0.99

00:14:41.000 You know, there's a lot of people that are fucked, man. 0.99

00:14:43.000 They're fucked, and they have no one reaching a hand to try to help them out. 1.00

00:14:47.000 And we could have done that. 1.00

00:14:49.000 Scarcity, dude.

00:14:50.000 That's scarcity.

00:14:51.000 But is that on purpose?

00:14:52.000 I don't think it is.

00:14:53.000 I think they're acting in the interest of the people that pay them.

00:14:56.000 And the interest of the people that pay them is supporting the military-industrial complex, the pharmaceutical-industrial complex, and then all the people that give them money keep getting more money from them and ignore all the other people.

00:15:08.000 This is what I think they're doing.

00:15:09.000 And this is what I think they're doing with voting as well.

00:15:12.000 I mean, I think it's the exact same thing.

00:15:14.000 The reason why they're letting in so many people and giving them money and putting them up in hotels and then asking for amnesty for all these people that came in.

00:15:23.000 We need people.

00:15:24.000 This is like this new narrative.

00:15:26.000 We're not having enough babies.

00:15:28.000 We need people to come into this country. 1.00

00:15:29.000 Sure.

00:15:31.000 Not that way.

00:15:32.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:15:32.000 Not where you don't know who the fuck they are. 0.99

00:15:34.000 We'd like to vet them. 1.00

00:15:36.000 15,000 of them are rapists. 0.99

00:15:38.000 14,000 of them are murderers. 0.96

00:15:40.000 Convicted murderers.

00:15:41.000 This is just what we know.

00:15:43.000 It's like you're having a party and you're like, oh, there's not a lot of people there.

00:15:46.000 Someone's like, I'll invite a bunch of people.

00:15:47.000 Go to South Central.

00:15:48.000 Open up the doors.

00:15:49.000 Find the gangbangers.

00:15:50.000 Bring them in.

00:15:51.000 But then you study a lot of this stuff, and it just gets into, I think, this kind of dark energy stuff, man.

00:16:00.000 If you study what they did to the Native Americans, if you study what they did to the black community, they run the same playbook over and over again, which is, if you study the Natives, they killed all the buffalo. 0.99

00:16:13.000 Which took away all the jobs from the guys.

00:16:16.000 That's a little more complicated.

00:16:17.000 The Native American story is a little more complicated in that regard.

00:16:21.000 Because the buffalo thing, there's some evidence that some people were killing the buffalo to deprive the Native Americans of food.

00:16:29.000 But most of it was just wanton and destructive recklessness and just like...

00:16:36.000 Greed.

00:16:37.000 Just horrible greed.

00:16:38.000 Yeah.

00:16:38.000 You know what they were doing it for?

00:16:40.000 Pickled tongues.

00:16:41.000 That was the primary thing they were getting.

00:16:43.000 That's crazy.

00:16:44.000 Before they were even getting skins from the buffalo, they were getting tongues.

00:16:47.000 Tongues was like one of the big things because you could take them, you could pickle them, you could send them back east and they were worth a lot of money.

00:16:53.000 That's crazy.

00:16:54.000 Because a buffalo tongue's like that big.

00:16:55.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:16:56.000 So they were shooting this 1,800 pound animal for a fucking 10 pound tongue. 1.00

00:17:01.000 It's nuts. 0.99

00:17:02.000 And then, you know, the guys didn't have, the males, the men didn't have jobs.

00:17:06.000 Yes.

00:17:07.000 And the women always had jobs because they had children and that was their job. 1.00

00:17:10.000 And then you look at the black community.

00:17:11.000 They did that exact same thing with the crack epidemic. 0.75

00:17:14.000 They took away all the jobs.

00:17:15.000 They flooded it with drugs.

00:17:16.000 They locked up all the men, destroyed the community.

00:17:19.000 And now you see that kind of happening in the bigger cities now where it's like, I was flying on this one airline, I forget what it is, and they were like, we're training only women now to be pilots.

00:17:28.000 And I'm like, is that the best idea right here?

00:17:31.000 How about train the best humans?

00:17:33.000 If they happen to be women, great. 1.00

00:17:35.000 If they're not women, don't hire them. 1.00

00:17:37.000 Hire the best people.

00:17:39.000 Taken away from jobs from guys.

00:17:41.000 But you know what that is.

00:17:43.000 That's all that DEI stuff.

00:17:44.000 In order to get funding, there's a financial incentive to meet DEI quotas.

00:17:53.000 A lot of companies are abandoning them now.

00:17:55.000 All of it happened during the Obama administration.

00:17:58.000 Have you ever seen, we showed it yesterday on the podcast, was it yesterday or the day before?

00:18:03.000 The spike in racism and all these things on social media.

00:18:08.000 I saw Dave Smith talk about that one time.

00:18:09.000 All of it comes up in 2012. It just starts in 2011 and just spikes.

00:18:15.000 Thousands and thousands.

00:18:17.000 The articles, the mentions in the newspapers.

00:18:21.000 Mentions on social media all of a sudden became a big thing.

00:18:24.000 And then you have all your race hustlers who are taking advantage of these DEI quotas and they provide seminars for exorbitant rates. 0.83

00:18:32.000 This is the Al Sharpton hustle, the Jesse Jackson hustle. 1.00

00:18:36.000 There's a lot of those guys that capitalized on white guilt and got in with a fucking nice fucking deal. 1.00

00:18:43.000 Paycheck, dude! 1.00

00:18:43.000 Big cash, making big money. 1.00

00:18:46.000 I want shrimp cocktail in the green room.

00:18:51.000 For diversity.

00:18:52.000 You know, hook me up with some Dom Perignon.

00:18:54.000 And they, you know, they pulled it off.

00:18:56.000 And that's what you're always going to have.

00:18:58.000 You're always going to have people that take advantage of any kind of a situation like that.

00:19:02.000 And I think, but that one seems to be, I don't think they realized the impact it was going to have.

00:19:06.000 I think they were just trying to push a narrative that people were racist and like, we should not be racist.

00:19:11.000 And it was like a good talking point for the Obama administration.

00:19:15.000 But then it spread to transphobia and homophobia.

00:19:19.000 It just went wild.

00:19:20.000 Yeah, they're just looking for stuff.

00:19:22.000 I think there's a bigger play, and it's divide and conquer, and these are plays in the playbook that they run to do this.

00:19:32.000 For me, it's like, study the Cultural Revolution of China, study the Bolshevik Revolution of Russia, And I'm sorry, but people can think I'm crazy, but what the Nazis did to Germany. 0.99

00:19:45.000 It's like these are playbooks to destroy these giant, powerful countries that you can't just invade because you'll get your dick kicked in. 0.98

00:19:54.000 So you have to kind of destroy from inside. 0.99

00:19:56.000 And I think everything you're talking about right now is out of a playbook of cultural Marxism, that this is how you destroy from the inside. 0.93

00:20:03.000 And like that Yuri Bevinov or whatever his last name is, Dude, I just saw another video he did where, like, and the guy ruined it by putting up all these stupid pictures and it made it way more weaponized than it needed to be. 0.65

00:20:15.000 But man, he breaks down how you break down society. 0.53

00:20:18.000 There's a couple videos, one of him sitting down, and then there's one where he's giving a seminar.

00:20:22.000 And bro, he breaks down every single step.

00:20:25.000 And you go, that's happening right now, that's happening right now, that's happening.

00:20:28.000 They've destroyed the confidence that people have in America.

00:20:31.000 They've destroyed the faith in America. 0.78

00:20:32.000 People think that the American flag is racist.

00:20:35.000 They're It's so crazy.

00:20:36.000 It's so crazy.

00:20:37.000 Schools will kick you out if you come in with an American flag t-shirt.

00:20:41.000 Like, this is bananas.

00:20:42.000 It is crazy.

00:20:43.000 But yet, pride flags are mandatory in some places.

00:20:45.000 It's so crazy to me.

00:20:46.000 And I'm working on this bit right now because, like, everything in television is like Civil War.

00:20:52.000 There's got to be a Civil War.

00:20:53.000 There's got to be movies.

00:20:55.000 And I'm like, between who?

00:20:56.000 Like, the right and the left?

00:20:57.000 That sounds like a curb stomping to me.

00:21:00.000 It's like, you're going to have, like, the rednecks versus the furries. 1.00

00:21:03.000 Right.

00:21:03.000 Like, who's fighting here, dude?

00:21:05.000 It's, like, ridiculous. 0.74

00:21:06.000 And because, like, it's gotten so crazy that, like, you know, if you called somebody a fascist, that meant they were, like, taking away your rights. 0.94

00:21:12.000 Now it's just your dad who watches Fox News.

00:21:15.000 Right. 1.00

00:21:15.000 It's, like, so stupid. 1.00

00:21:16.000 Racist. 1.00

00:21:17.000 I get called racist.

00:21:18.000 It's almost like a badge of honor at this point to be called these terms because it's just by annoying people who I don't like anyways.

00:21:25.000 Right.

00:21:25.000 So it's destroyed this kind of fabric between relationships between everybody.

00:21:30.000 It's destroyed the meaning of words, and it really opens the door for real racists.

00:21:35.000 Like, if you only have one word, and the word is racist, and you apply that word to anyone, everyone, anyone who disagrees with you, like, they apply it to Graham Hancock, the archaeologist. 0.82

00:21:46.000 I had this fucking guy on, this Flint Dibble guy, who's an archaeologist, who literally wrote... 0.87

00:21:51.000 Things implying that Graham Hancock's work empowers white supremacy. 0.98

00:21:58.000 And I asked him about it, and he was trying to skid around it and dance around it, but I've seen him do it online with other people, too.

00:22:04.000 And this is a guy in Graham Hancock who's talking about ancient cultures.

00:22:09.000 He's literally saying...

00:22:11.000 We're talking about Egypt.

00:22:13.000 No one's saying that white people built the pyramids.

00:22:17.000 They're saying that they've been there longer than people think.

00:22:20.000 That's it. 0.99

00:22:21.000 By the same fucking people that lived there in Northern Africa. 1.00

00:22:25.000 It's the same fucking people. 1.00

00:22:26.000 No one's saying white people. 1.00

00:22:29.000 There's no white people back, I mean, especially in that area. 1.00

00:22:32.000 What are you talking about?

00:22:33.000 It's not a white thing.

00:22:34.000 It's Egyptians.

00:22:35.000 It's Africans. 1.00

00:22:36.000 I love hidden history.

00:22:37.000 But yet you can say racist and everyone's like, oh my god, they're racist.

00:22:40.000 Back away. 0.81

00:22:41.000 Back away. 0.81

00:22:43.000 It's nuts, but it loses.

00:22:44.000 It's so crazy. 0.98

00:22:45.000 The problem is there's real racists out there. 1.00

00:22:47.000 There's fucking KKK's real. 1.00

00:22:48.000 There's real white supremacists out there. 1.00

00:22:50.000 And when you call a fucking archaeologist, you know, an amateur archaeologist a racist because he's like trying to say like, hey, maybe this stuff is older than we think it is. 1.00

00:23:02.000 Are they super racists? 1.00

00:23:04.000 What are those?

00:23:05.000 And what does this mean?

00:23:07.000 Play the tape out.

00:23:08.000 What does that mean?

00:23:09.000 Like if you go, oh, this is white supremacy.

00:23:12.000 What does that mean?

00:23:13.000 Is he trying to say that they're stealing their valor?

00:23:17.000 Is that what they're saying?

00:23:19.000 They're trying to take away the notion that these ancient indigenous people constructed these things.

00:23:25.000 But no one's saying that.

00:23:26.000 He even implied that Grandma said something about aliens, which he definitely hasn't.

00:23:31.000 He doesn't think aliens built it.

00:23:34.000 They're misrepresenting the argument, and the argument is a fascinating one, and it's backed by actual science.

00:23:42.000 And the argument is there's a thing called the Younger Dryas Impact Theory that happened around 11,800 years ago.

00:23:48.000 Documented, proven, 100% real event.

00:23:51.000 They know the dates that it happens because it happens every year.

00:23:55.000 Was it November and June?

00:23:57.000 Is that when the meteor, the Leonid meteor shower?

00:23:59.000 Is that what it is?

00:24:00.000 So there's a comet shower that we pass through twice a year and every now and then a big chunk like the Tunguska event.

00:24:08.000 The Tunguska event in the early 1900s, which flattened like a million acres in Siberia, is the exact same time period where we passed through this shower. 0.76

00:24:18.000 So they believe that at 11,800 years ago, this impact, and this is proven by core samples that show high levels of iridium, high levels of this nuclear glass that happens on impacts, and they find this stuff All in the same area,

00:24:36.000 around 11,800 BC, and then another one that's somewhere around 11,800 years ago, rather, and another one that's like 10,000 plus years ago.

00:24:45.000 So they think there's like multiple events that took place over a few thousand years, which totally makes sense if we pass through this fucking shower all the time and it nuked a giant chunk of Siberia in the early 1900s.

00:24:58.000 So all he's saying, all Graham Hancock is saying is, we are a species with amnesia. 0.98

00:25:05.000 And to call him a racist, the whole thing's nuts.

00:25:08.000 I love it, dude.

00:25:10.000 I think the world before that event was crazy, bro.

00:25:15.000 I think it's like Game of Thrones meets Harry Potter.

00:25:20.000 It was the craziest thing ever.

00:25:23.000 Even if you study the stuff that happened in the Bible and all these crazy things they say people did.

00:25:28.000 I think all that stuff was possible before that, and it just wiped out this incredible civilization that was so advanced, and they could manipulate energy, and they could do all this.

00:25:39.000 Who built the pyramids?

00:25:40.000 Maybe Nephilim.

00:25:41.000 Who knows, dude?

00:25:42.000 Giants just lifting logs, I mean giant bricks, and putting them in there.

00:25:46.000 Whoever did it, they had an insane level of sophistication that doesn't make any sense when you compare the rest of the world.

00:25:53.000 The rest of the world at 2500 BC, which is the conventional date.

00:25:58.000 Let's say that's correct.

00:25:59.000 Just the conventional date.

00:26:00.000 Graham Hancock thinks it was probably much earlier.

00:26:02.000 But let's say the conventional date.

00:26:04.000 No one else was doing anything like that.

00:26:06.000 2500 BC. Not even close.

00:26:08.000 So what was going on there?

00:26:10.000 Did they just have insane resources?

00:26:12.000 Did they have so much food and water and they existed for thousands of years?

00:26:16.000 Just like, look, we were talking about this.

00:26:18.000 I had Brian Cox on yesterday. 0.99

00:26:19.000 And we were talking about how if you go back literally 120 years ago, you have Wilbur and Orwell Wright flying this bullshit-ass plane. 1.00

00:26:28.000 Now, 120 years later, you have Elon Musk and Starship X catching rockets on a fucking machine. 1.00

00:26:34.000 That was crazy. 1.00

00:26:36.000 That was crazy. 0.99

00:26:37.000 The kind of progress that you're looking at is fucking impossible to imagine. 0.99

00:26:41.000 It's so crazy. 0.75

00:26:43.000 So imagine if these Egyptians had this same sort of situation where they had an established civilization, an established culture, plenty of food, plenty of resources, brilliant people, no war.

00:26:55.000 And then they just start figuring stuff out.

00:26:58.000 On a different pathway.

00:26:59.000 Instead of with, like, engines and internal combustion and electronics, they go a different way.

00:27:06.000 And we don't know what that way is.

00:27:08.000 But it's totally possible that that way exists.

00:27:11.000 Yeah, there's a lot of great YouTube channels that break this stuff down, like On My Lunch Break and Analog.

00:27:18.000 I've had them on my show.

00:27:19.000 And he was telling me this story about how, like, they were drilling low and then they got to this and there was just Wow.

00:27:42.000 Where is this?

00:27:43.000 If you study these guys, they have these YouTube channels. 0.79

00:27:46.000 It's On My Lunch Break and Analog, and they just break down kind of like something I talked about last time I was on here, which was Tartaria, but it's Lost Civilizations, how our timeline is completely fucked.

00:27:59.000 It's not even real.

00:28:01.000 There's people who think we're millions of years old, and we have these giant events that kind of come and reset us, but they dig deep enough There's like civilizations keep digging.

00:28:11.000 There's another civilization over and over and over.

00:28:14.000 We're just on top of giants, dude.

00:28:17.000 Well, that's the case with Egypt. 0.76

00:28:18.000 There's Old Kingdom and then there's New Kingdom stuff.

00:28:20.000 And when you go deeper into the sand, you find more complex buildings.

00:28:24.000 Yeah, dude!

00:28:25.000 Which is nuts.

00:28:25.000 Bigger stones.

00:28:27.000 Crazy stuff, man.

00:28:28.000 That Old Kingdom Egypt stuff is a specific style.

00:28:31.000 And so, you know, maybe that was 11,800 years ago, and then maybe 10,000 years ago is the other one.

00:28:37.000 Like, we don't know.

00:28:38.000 We don't know how old that stuff is.

00:28:40.000 Well, it's almost like the Egyptians just kind of moved in, and they're like, these are our pyramids. 1.00

00:28:46.000 The Egyptians of Cleopatra's age, perhaps. 1.00

00:28:48.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:28:49.000 But someone, you know, a long-ass time ago had knowledge of the constellations, Had an understanding of how to point something to perfect, do north, south, east, and west.

00:28:59.000 And just the calculations that have to be involved in getting 2,300,000 stones to come to a perfect point.

00:29:07.000 Crazy!

00:29:08.000 Like, that's insane.

00:29:09.000 And then some of them, they're moving these stones from 500 miles through the mountains, and then they have stones that are like 80 tons, and they're lifting them 300 feet onto the ceiling.

00:29:20.000 Like, you tell me how they're doing this. 0.99

00:29:22.000 How the fuck? 0.99

00:29:23.000 How the fuck do we, how would we do that now? 0.99

00:29:26.000 Forget about then. 0.98

00:29:27.000 Even if you go into these small kind of towns, you just go into like, pick any state.

00:29:31.000 You go into a small town, their city hall is like the most beautiful building you've ever seen, surrounded by trailers. 1.00

00:29:38.000 And you're like, who was here?

00:29:39.000 Who made that?

00:29:40.000 Why'd they make that?

00:29:41.000 And where'd they go?

00:29:42.000 And you see that all over the place.

00:29:44.000 But, you know, the thing is, like, craftsmen for, like, if you go into, like, old houses and old churches, the craftsmanship is insane.

00:29:52.000 Insane.

00:29:52.000 Have you ever been to Vatican?

00:29:54.000 No.

00:29:54.000 Dude.

00:29:55.000 That's on the list.

00:29:56.000 Vatican's incredible. 0.99

00:29:57.000 St. Peter's Basilica is fucking mind-blowing. 0.98

00:30:00.000 You walk around, it took hundreds of years to make, and the craftsmanship is just spectacular. 0.99

00:30:06.000 When you walk around, your jaw's just hanging out, like... 1.00

00:30:10.000 What the fuck, man? 0.99

00:30:12.000 Show some photos of St. Peter's Basilica. 1.00

00:30:15.000 Dude, it's immense.

00:30:17.000 I don't know how tall the ceiling is. 0.98

00:30:18.000 It's fucking crazy tall. 0.91

00:30:19.000 But it's like everywhere you look is incredible, ornate craftsmanship. 0.95

00:30:25.000 And, you know, that was a thing that people did.

00:30:27.000 Like, show the inside.

00:30:28.000 Look at that!

00:30:30.000 Click on that.

00:30:31.000 Look at that, man.

00:30:32.000 The detail!

00:30:33.000 Oh my god!

00:30:34.000 In real life, it blows your mind.

00:30:36.000 Because you're just like, how?

00:30:38.000 How long?

00:30:39.000 What was the motivation?

00:30:41.000 How did you get the money?

00:30:43.000 Who did you steal all that money from?

00:30:45.000 That is so crazy.

00:30:45.000 Click on that other one, Jamie.

00:30:47.000 Wow.

00:30:48.000 Look at that.

00:30:49.000 And then the one to the left of that, too.

00:30:51.000 Look at that. 1.00

00:30:51.000 Fuck, dude. 1.00

00:30:53.000 And when you walk around there, I mean, photos barely do it justice. 1.00

00:30:57.000 See, well, go to the one there in the lower, the right-hand side, Jamie, with all the people in it, right next to that to the right.

00:31:03.000 Yeah, right there.

00:31:04.000 Look at that one.

00:31:05.000 So that gives you an understanding of the scale.

00:31:08.000 You see all these people roaming around in it. 0.99

00:31:11.000 It's fucking amazing. 0.95

00:31:12.000 And so, people were just really good at carpentry and craftsmanship back then. 0.98

00:31:17.000 And it was a skill that was taught in school.

00:31:21.000 You know, like, how many sculptors are there today?

00:31:24.000 It's probably a dying thing.

00:31:25.000 It's probably very few actual sculptors.

00:31:27.000 But back then, it was a real craft that you can get into.

00:31:31.000 And especially, you know, you're doing all this stuff by hand.

00:31:34.000 Like, they didn't even have power tools, okay?

00:31:37.000 So that whole thing was built without table saws, no band saws.

00:31:42.000 It was all planers and hand chisels and hand saws.

00:31:48.000 Something, dude.

00:31:49.000 We don't know the technology.

00:31:52.000 We know the dates of that.

00:31:53.000 We know the people that did it.

00:31:54.000 That's all doable.

00:31:56.000 It's especially doable over hundreds and hundreds of years of working on it, which is what we know that they did.

00:32:01.000 When you get to things like the pyramid, all definitions kind of fall apart because there's too many stones.

00:32:08.000 I think they said that they gave a timeline of something in the neighborhood of 20 years, the Pharaoh Khufu, his lifetime, and that in order to build that pyramid just within his lifetime, within his reign, which was like 20 years, you would have to place a stone every 30 seconds or something crazy like that.

00:32:28.000 You have to cut, place, measure, and it would take 30 seconds per stone.

00:32:32.000 And you have to round the clock. 0.99

00:32:37.000 How the fuck? 1.00

00:32:38.000 It's so crazy. 0.99

00:32:39.000 They're building that, and now I drive through this country doing stand-up, and you see churches are in strip malls now, right?

00:32:46.000 It's like you got a church right next to a Jamba Juice.

00:32:50.000 Nobody's building these amazing buildings anymore.

00:32:52.000 It's super sad.

00:32:54.000 And it's also like, is it done on purpose to kind of make you raise your anxiety?

00:32:59.000 Nah.

00:33:00.000 Come on.

00:33:01.000 That's where you and I part ways.

00:33:02.000 That's fine.

00:33:03.000 I don't think it's not on purpose.

00:33:04.000 I'll go my way. 0.99

00:33:04.000 I think you get the Joel Osteens who are in a giant fucking stadium because they want to make money. 0.99

00:33:09.000 That's what religion has become a way to get tax-exempt status and you can be a baller. 0.99

00:33:14.000 You could be that Kenneth Copeland guy with fucking flying around on Tyler Perry's jet. 1.00

00:33:20.000 That guy's crazy. 1.00

00:33:21.000 You see that interview? 0.99

00:33:22.000 Scary.

00:33:23.000 Oh man, when the woman interviews him.

00:33:25.000 I did not say that.

00:33:26.000 Don't you say that I did. 0.98

00:33:27.000 Crazy, dude. 1.00

00:33:29.000 Fucking vicious, man. 1.00

00:33:30.000 I feel bad for Jesus. 1.00

00:33:31.000 All the people in his name are like real retards. 1.00

00:33:33.000 Yeah, that guy's not in Jesus. 0.98

00:33:35.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:33:36.000 That's the thing.

00:33:37.000 There's some scams that are legal.

00:33:41.000 It's crazy.

00:33:42.000 And televangelists is the best scam that's legal. 0.98

00:33:45.000 Because it's legal.

00:33:46.000 Start your own church.

00:33:47.000 It's legal.

00:33:48.000 You don't have to be a real righteous person.

00:33:50.000 You don't have to be following the Bible. 1.00

00:33:52.000 A lot of them are gay. 1.00

00:33:54.000 They're fucking people left and right. 1.00

00:33:56.000 Remember Tammy Faye Baker and Jim Baker and Jessica Hahn? 1.00

00:34:03.000 Remember that?

00:34:03.000 That scandal?

00:34:04.000 Well, wasn't the thing that he liked to just watch his wife get railed? 0.97

00:34:08.000 Wasn't that the whole story?

00:34:10.000 Oh, I don't know.

00:34:11.000 The doc at the end, or the mini-series on them was like, he would just love to watch her get railed?

00:34:16.000 Maybe.

00:34:17.000 It's crazy!

00:34:17.000 I wouldn't be shocked.

00:34:18.000 Yeah, I mean, you get that rich in the weird shit. 0.99

00:34:20.000 Jessica Hahn, who wound up banging Sam Kinison, which is hilarious. 0.99

00:34:25.000 The places you will go and the people you will see. 1.00

00:34:28.000 I remember one time Sam Kinison was on Howard Stern and Jessica Hahn was calling in, you're a piece of shit. 1.00

00:34:34.000 They're like, fuck you. 1.00

00:34:39.000 This lady! 1.00

00:34:40.000 Well, that's so gorgeous.

00:34:42.000 Back then, those were national stories.

00:34:45.000 Those were huge national stories. 0.95

00:34:46.000 When a preacher, like when Jimmy Swagger got called the hookers. 1.00

00:34:49.000 Yeah. 0.95

00:34:49.000 I've seen him. 0.95

00:34:51.000 Yeah.

00:34:51.000 Remember that?

00:34:51.000 He was crying.

00:34:52.000 Yeah, it's kind of crazy, too, because I grew up in that era, and all that stuff kind of made me question the church and then question God.

00:35:01.000 And then I just kind of go, oh...

00:35:04.000 Because I've been spending some time with my friends.

00:35:06.000 We kind of listen to Johnny Cash read the Bible.

00:35:09.000 Oh, wow.

00:35:09.000 It's the best.

00:35:10.000 How old was he when he read the Bible?

00:35:12.000 I don't know how old he was, but it's very soothing.

00:35:15.000 I'm going to be honest with you.

00:35:16.000 I'm on this journey right now, but I've never sat down and read the Bible.

00:35:20.000 Can I stop you right there?

00:35:21.000 I hate when people say they're on a journey.

00:35:23.000 I don't know.

00:35:23.000 Just don't say it anymore.

00:35:24.000 Okay.

00:35:25.000 Well, I'm going for a walk.

00:35:28.000 I'm kidding.

00:35:28.000 Say it.

00:35:29.000 No, it's fine.

00:35:30.000 I don't care.

00:35:30.000 Nothing wrong with being on a spiritual journey.

00:35:32.000 I'm just trying to learn, right?

00:35:34.000 Because I've been like a real knuckle dragger my whole life.

00:35:37.000 Yeah.

00:35:37.000 I'm trying to get into the higher vibrational, right?

00:35:40.000 So I'm studying this shit. 0.99

00:35:42.000 Cash reading the New Testament. 1.00

00:35:44.000 Oh, so he was old.

00:35:45.000 It was old Johnny Cash.

00:35:46.000 1990. It's the best.

00:35:47.000 Okay, not too old.

00:35:49.000 It's the best.

00:35:50.000 Oh, wow. 0.99

00:35:51.000 That's fucking great. 0.99

00:35:52.000 And you just listen to them. 0.99

00:35:54.000 And, like, I never sat down and read the Bible.

00:35:57.000 I've never actually read what's in it.

00:35:59.000 I've been always told what was in it.

00:36:00.000 I never read it.

00:36:01.000 And now to hear it actually read, which technically I'm not reading it either.

00:36:05.000 I'm listening.

00:36:06.000 But, you know, it's like it's really interesting.

00:36:09.000 I try to say I read a book to Don L. Rawlings.

00:36:12.000 I told him I read it on, I listened to it on audio tape.

00:36:15.000 He goes, no, you didn't read it.

00:36:16.000 I was like, I absorbed the information.

00:36:18.000 But you did not read it.

00:36:20.000 That's mine, Kalen, too.

00:36:21.000 I read this book.

00:36:22.000 You listen to a tape, which is fine.

00:36:24.000 I haven't read a book in a long time.

00:36:26.000 Well, because you're busy, dude.

00:36:27.000 I read articles.

00:36:29.000 I read science papers, but I don't read very many books.

00:36:32.000 Most books I get in the sauna, or I get on the way over to here.

00:36:37.000 Yeah, I love it.

00:36:38.000 Because I can retain knowledge better listening than I can actually reading it, because I just go, what did I just read?

00:36:44.000 And I have to go back, and I'm the worst reader possible.

00:36:47.000 You have to learn how to absorb information, so it's like everything else.

00:36:50.000 If you're talking to someone, but you're drifting, you're not really thinking about that.

00:36:54.000 You're like, oh, I've got to do laundry.

00:36:55.000 You start thinking stuff, then you're not paying attention.

00:36:57.000 And then you've got to catch up to what they're saying.

00:36:58.000 You're just looking for clues.

00:37:00.000 Especially if you're talking to someone who's just talking at you.

00:37:04.000 People that talk at you are so brutal because they're not really there with you.

00:37:09.000 They just have a thing and they're pressing play.

00:37:12.000 You just happen to be there.

00:37:13.000 You happen to be there.

00:37:14.000 And they're just drive-by shooting you.

00:37:15.000 And they just want you to smile and make them look good.

00:37:18.000 It's kind of weird. 0.99

00:37:19.000 They don't really give a fuck what your opinions are. 0.98

00:37:21.000 But if you're talking to one of those people, it's super easy to drift. 0.99

00:37:23.000 Yeah, 100%. 0.99

00:37:24.000 You just start thinking about shit you got to do. 0.99

00:37:26.000 Oh, yeah, I should probably do that. 0.98

00:37:28.000 Oh, I forgot to call that guy.

00:37:29.000 Well, I'm a crazy person, so my brain is thinking about a thousand things at one time.

00:37:33.000 Welcome to the club.

00:37:34.000 We're both comedians.

00:37:36.000 I'm like an iPhone.

00:37:37.000 I'm multitasking, doing a bunch of stuff.

00:37:40.000 We were trying to have a conversation about this in the green room the other day. 1.00

00:37:42.000 All the different people, I go, listen, anybody doing this job is out of their fucking mind. 1.00

00:37:47.000 Crazy, dude. 1.00

00:37:48.000 Which is fine. 0.99

00:37:48.000 It's okay to be out of your mind. 0.99

00:37:50.000 My favorite people are out of their fucking mind. 1.00

00:37:52.000 Just be a good person. 1.00

00:37:53.000 Be out of your mind, but be nice.

00:37:55.000 Be out of your mind, but be nice, be generous, be charitable.

00:37:58.000 It's okay to be out of your mind, but you should also probably figure out a way to manage your mind.

00:38:03.000 My way to manage my mind is cold plunges, workouts, saunas, brutalize myself, meditate. 0.95

00:38:10.000 That way, when I do such difficult shit on my own, that the difficulties of regular life are pretty passive. 0.96

00:38:18.000 They're not that big of a deal. 0.98

00:38:19.000 It's not like three minutes in 33 degree water.

00:38:22.000 You go through it to get to it. 0.98

00:38:24.000 It's not a kettlebell workout where you fucking think you're going to throw up. 0.98

00:38:27.000 It's okay. 0.99

00:38:29.000 Like, jujitsu class, you're getting strangled.

00:38:31.000 If you get through all that stuff, like, regular life is easier.

00:38:34.000 That's why, like, being on the couch is bad.

00:38:37.000 Being on the couch is bad not because it's not great to be on the couch.

00:38:40.000 I love to be on the couch. 0.99

00:38:41.000 I love watching me a little Netflix, sitting down for a little shit. 0.98

00:38:44.000 Shogun binge watching it's fucking awesome, but it's too Comfortable and when that becomes your baseline then anything that's uncomfortable becomes difficult to handle because you're most of your day is like Relaxation and and sedentary lifestyle. 0.99

00:39:03.000 That's not good for you. 0.98

00:39:05.000 It's not good for your brain forget about your body Forget about vanity It's not good for the brain.

00:39:10.000 The brain needs...

00:39:12.000 You need voluntary adversity so that life's adversity becomes normal.

00:39:20.000 I'm sure you know military guys.

00:39:22.000 Yeah.

00:39:22.000 I have a lot of friends that have been in war.

00:39:26.000 And those guys that have been in war have a completely different reaction to regular bullshit. 0.99

00:39:32.000 I'm sure. 0.99

00:39:32.000 Regular bullshit is not that big a deal to those guys. 0.99

00:39:35.000 They're just like, this is just regular bullshit. 1.00

00:39:38.000 This is easy day. 1.00

00:39:39.000 Easy day. 0.99

00:39:40.000 You know, because war is fucking crazy. 0.99

00:39:43.000 And it's like, how much... 0.92

00:39:46.000 How much have you seen?

00:39:47.000 How much have you had to deal with?

00:39:49.000 And that's why rich kids and spoiled kids, they have such a hard time navigating life.

00:39:55.000 Look at Hunter Biden.

00:39:56.000 I agree. 1.00

00:39:56.000 Look at that poor bastard. 1.00

00:39:57.000 You know, if that guy was your dad, if your dad was a fucking vice president and he was never home, he'd probably be doing coke too. 1.00

00:40:04.000 He'd probably be in Vietnam, smoking crack with street hookers, taking pictures of your dick. 1.00

00:40:09.000 Why not? 1.00

00:40:10.000 That guy's got a huge dick for always on coke. 1.00

00:40:12.000 It's like, he doesn't get coke dick. 1.00

00:40:14.000 It's unbelievable. 1.00

00:40:15.000 I'm sure he's taking Viagra too. 1.00

00:40:16.000 It's a fucking hog for a dude on crack. 1.00

00:40:19.000 Well, I never looked, but congratulations. 1.00

00:40:21.000 Well, yeah, I have to do research.

00:40:22.000 Somebody asked me.

00:40:23.000 They had a copy of the entire laptop.

00:40:24.000 They said, do you want it?

00:40:25.000 I said, no.

00:40:27.000 I do not want that.

00:40:28.000 Why do you want that?

00:40:28.000 I do not want that.

00:40:29.000 I don't want to be in possession of that.

00:40:31.000 But also, isn't it illegal?

00:40:36.000 That's not yours. 0.61

00:40:37.000 There's things on there that seem illegal.

00:40:38.000 Well, I'm sure there's activities that seem illegal, but isn't it illegal to be in possession of someone's private property that was copied without their knowledge?

00:40:47.000 Yeah, I think so.

00:40:48.000 I think that's illegal.

00:40:49.000 Yeah, I think so.

00:40:49.000 You don't want that.

00:40:50.000 Yeah.

00:40:52.000 I don't want to interrupt you, but that's one of the dirtiest playbooks.

00:40:55.000 When they inject child porn into someone's laptop, they do that one all the time. 0.92

00:41:02.000 They do that one all the time.

00:41:04.000 They just did that to the brother.

00:41:07.000 Well, this is not true.

00:41:09.000 Let me say this.

00:41:13.000 You don't know how many people they do that to, but they have done it.

00:41:17.000 Someone in some intelligence agency has dropped child porn into a person's computer.

00:41:24.000 That's a fact.

00:41:25.000 That's a real strategy.

00:41:26.000 People have talked about it openly.

00:41:27.000 People have been caught on tape talking about it.

00:41:29.000 But people get busted and you're like, oh, how convenient that this guy got caught with child porn.

00:41:36.000 Now, everything he says you'll never listen to again.

00:41:39.000 One of the guy that got caught with child porn was the brother of the guy who went to the golf course to try to kill Trump.

00:41:46.000 Also, the brother of the guy who was blamed for the Vegas shooting.

00:41:51.000 Same playbook.

00:41:52.000 Crazy, right? 0.95

00:41:53.000 What a coincidence that both of their brothers happen to be child molesters. 0.83

00:41:56.000 Yeah, it's crazy.

00:41:58.000 And they just put it on your computer and then they rage you and then there's nothing you can do about it.

00:42:02.000 Hey, that is the one most unforgivable thing of all time.

00:42:06.000 I agree. 1.00

00:42:07.000 If you have that on your fucking computer, everybody agrees you should be dead. 1.00

00:42:10.000 Except some of these crazy professors now who are trying to make the term minor attracted persons. 1.00

00:42:17.000 I'll fight everybody. 0.95

00:42:19.000 Everybody. 1.00

00:42:19.000 I'll fight them all. 1.00

00:42:20.000 I'll punch a lady. 1.00

00:42:21.000 It's so crazy. 0.99

00:42:23.000 Because, you know, the weird thing about that, because there was this whole push, you know, about drag queens. 0.64

00:42:29.000 Dude, I've been to drag shows.

00:42:31.000 They're great.

00:42:32.000 Personally, I don't think they need to be reading the kindergartners.

00:42:35.000 That's just my personal opinion.

00:42:36.000 Right?

00:42:37.000 And now a lot of them get busted having weird pasts, right?

00:42:41.000 And the reason I do that is whether it's the child sex changes and all that stuff, it's like most of the people pushing that stuff are in therapy for trauma that occurred to them as children. 1.00

00:42:55.000 And now, they're totally fine with traumatizing children with weird ass shit. 0.99

00:43:00.000 Like, to me, like, kindergarten should be A's, B's, C's, adding up, you know, math. 0.99

00:43:05.000 It shouldn't be- Play games, football.

00:43:07.000 Yeah, like, drag queens seem like algebra to me. 1.00

00:43:10.000 Like, really advanced shit that most adults don't even quite understand. 0.99

00:43:15.000 Well, first of all, why would you ever push anything sexual to people that haven't even come close to puberty? 0.99

00:43:21.000 Yeah, it's so gross to me. 0.54

00:43:23.000 That makes no sense. 0.62

00:43:23.000 It's gross. 0.62

00:43:24.000 It's not just gross, it's disturbing, and we're also ignoring the fact that human beings are extremely malleable.

00:43:31.000 You can convince people of all sorts of things.

00:43:34.000 You can influence people to do all sorts of things.

00:43:36.000 We know that.

00:43:37.000 That's why cults exist, right?

00:43:39.000 Yeah.

00:43:40.000 Why do you think they get little kids to become suicide bombers?

00:43:43.000 Because they don't know any better.

00:43:44.000 Try getting a 55-year-old guy with a... 1.00

00:43:48.000 A wife and kids and a job to be a suicide bomber. 0.99

00:43:51.000 He was like, what? 1.00

00:43:51.000 Try getting some fucking guy in New Jersey that takes a train into Manhattan every day. 1.00

00:43:55.000 Try to get that guy to be a suicide bomber. 1.00

00:43:57.000 You're like, what the fuck are you talking about, man? 1.00

00:43:59.000 I'm trying to pay my mortgage. 1.00

00:44:00.000 I'm going to my kids' recital tonight.

00:44:03.000 100%.

00:44:03.000 I'm not blowing myself up.

00:44:04.000 For what?

00:44:05.000 They have people that rely on them, and then kids just have nothing, and they're very trusting of adults, too.

00:44:11.000 And they really believe that they're going to go to heaven.

00:44:13.000 They really believe that they're going to be martyrs.

00:44:15.000 And then they have framed photographs.

00:44:17.000 I remember there was this documentary where there was this school in the Middle East, and they were talking about today's students are tomorrow's holy martyrs.

00:44:29.000 And it was printed on the wall, and in it they had photographs of various children that had blown themselves up.

00:44:35.000 And they were wearing the vests.

00:44:38.000 That's so... 1.00

00:44:39.000 It's fucking bananas. 1.00

00:44:42.000 It's so fucked up. 1.00

00:44:43.000 But that's the playbook. 1.00

00:44:44.000 The playbook is you get young people that don't know any better because they're easily influenced. 0.98

00:44:49.000 So in the guise of all this woke shit, people have put aside what's fundamental about human nature. 0.99

00:44:57.000 There's a reason why you don't let children get tattoos, because they make poor decisions. 1.00

00:45:02.000 So why are you letting them get their dick cut off? 1.00

00:45:04.000 I couldn't agree more. 1.00

00:45:05.000 It's like, what insane world are we okay with children cutting their dick? 1.00

00:45:10.000 It just makes no sense. 1.00

00:45:11.000 Or cutting their breasts off. 0.99

00:45:12.000 Or taking hormone blockers. 0.97

00:45:15.000 Oh, did you see the latest one?

00:45:16.000 New York Times wrote about this.

00:45:18.000 They did a study on hormone blockers for children, and they decided to not release the study.

00:45:24.000 I saw that yesterday.

00:45:25.000 Because the study would empower people who, again, go to J.K. Rowling's website.

00:45:31.000 Tweet about this because she had the perfect response to this.

00:45:36.000 Her response to this was so perfect.

00:45:39.000 The whole thing is completely insane.

00:45:41.000 If you're going to do a study that proves that hormone blockers are good for children and you find out it's not, the correct thing to do is say, hey, we just found something out and we shouldn't give hormone blockers to kids.

00:45:53.000 Forget about it.

00:45:53.000 This is just for happiness sake.

00:45:55.000 We must not publish a study that says we're harming children because people who say we're harming children will use the study as evidence that we're harming children, which might make it difficult for us to continue to harming children.

00:46:06.000 It's so sad and tragic that people are okay with this.

00:46:10.000 U.S. study on puberty blockers goes unpublished because of politics, doctor says.

00:46:14.000 The leader of the long-running study said the drugs did not improve mental health in children with gender distress and that the findings might be weaponized by opponents of the care.

00:46:23.000 And should be because they're not...

00:46:25.000 Not only that, there's severe health consequences. 0.94

00:46:28.000 Also, there's the other bullshit that you could just reverse them at any time. 0.81

00:46:32.000 That's not true. 0.96

00:46:33.000 You're using them during the developmental cycle of a child. 0.99

00:46:36.000 During the developmental cycle of a child, it determines what their penis size is going to be. 0.98

00:46:41.000 Some of these kids that they do it to, and then they try to have gender transition surgery, they don't have a penis that they can turn into a vagina, so they start using their rectal tissue. 1.00

00:46:51.000 So then their artificial vagina smells like shit, literally, because it's made out of rectal tissue. 1.00

00:46:57.000 And so there's all these online forums of people talking about the malodorous fake vaginas that they got from these operations. 1.00

00:47:04.000 And then you have to keep it dilated.

00:47:06.000 It's basically a wound that you've got to put in, and at some point that wound's going to not start smelling good because it's not meant to be there. 0.99

00:47:13.000 Well, I mean, maybe you could, if it was made out of a dick, maybe you can keep it from smelling like anything other than dick. 0.99

00:47:20.000 It's going to smell like dick. 1.00

00:47:21.000 It's made out of dick. 1.00

00:47:22.000 Yeah, right. 1.00

00:47:22.000 But it's like earrings. 1.00

00:47:24.000 Damn, your pussy smell like dick. 1.00

00:47:25.000 Like if you have a pierced ear, sometimes those holes seal up, right? 1.00

00:47:29.000 So you have to keep a peg in there.

00:47:30.000 You have to keep an earring in there in order to keep the hole open.

00:47:33.000 Right.

00:47:33.000 Otherwise it'll close up and you have to reopen it.

00:47:36.000 They have to do that with their fake vaginas. 1.00

00:47:38.000 They'll heal up. 0.99

00:47:39.000 And I just don't understand as a parent how you can't go, no, we're not going to do this.

00:47:45.000 I don't understand why you would allow the thing that is the most beautiful thing in the world, your child, to go through that.

00:47:51.000 I don't understand that because my whole thing is protect my children at all costs.

00:47:56.000 As much as I can, I protect them as much as I can.

00:48:01.000 And to allow this to happen at that age, be like, yeah, just do a major surgery.

00:48:08.000 At 5?

00:48:09.000 How early is it?

00:48:10.000 10?

00:48:10.000 12?

00:48:11.000 13?

00:48:11.000 Whatever.

00:48:12.000 Crazy. 0.75

00:48:13.000 What kind of parent is that? 0.64

00:48:15.000 And it's a decision that's going to haunt them for the rest of their life if they don't agree with it.

00:48:19.000 If they're unhappy with it.

00:48:20.000 And there's a lot of detransitioners. 1.00

00:48:22.000 A lot.

00:48:22.000 And they get shunned.

00:48:23.000 And they get shunned.

00:48:24.000 Oh my god.

00:48:25.000 They get attacked so hard.

00:48:27.000 It's so crazy.

00:48:28.000 Imagine someone that's been coerced into doing something horrible, ruining, they'll never have children again, ruin their life. 0.78

00:48:34.000 They get older and they realize like, oh, I'm just a gay man. 1.00

00:48:37.000 Now I don't have a dick. 0.99

00:48:38.000 Or, oh, I'm just a girl who had autism and was confused. 1.00

00:48:41.000 Now my breasts are removed and I have a deep voice.

00:48:44.000 Forever.

00:48:45.000 Forever.

00:48:46.000 It's so tragic.

00:48:47.000 Can't have children forever.

00:48:48.000 Your life is ruined in the name of woke and not just that but also in the name of money. 0.98

00:48:53.000 This is where it gets fucked because when you look at the amount of money that's generated by this like if you go back to like gender transition surgery places like gender affirming care centers in like 2007 there's a couple There's a few. 0.99

00:49:09.000 Because there's always been transgender people. 0.99

00:49:11.000 There's always been people that have gender dysphoria.

00:49:14.000 And then there's people that have autogynephilia.

00:49:16.000 And the autogynephilia people are the people that are sexually aroused by the idea of dressing up like a woman, but they like women. 1.00

00:49:22.000 And those are the fucking creeps that walk around women's bathrooms with hard-ons. 1.00

00:49:26.000 Yeah, that was a swimmer they said that they had that. 1.00

00:49:28.000 I'm sure.

00:49:29.000 There's been a bunch of them like that.

00:49:30.000 They get aroused by the idea of dressing up like a woman, but they're heterosexual. 0.52

00:49:35.000 And so they're protected under the same banner. 0.97

00:49:37.000 So you've empowered perverts and molesters to go into women's room. 1.00

00:49:42.000 And stare at women while they're peeing with their dicks out. 1.00

00:49:46.000 You know, it's crazy. 1.00

00:49:47.000 They get a kink out of walking around women's locker rooms with their hard-ons. 1.00

00:49:51.000 Or their dicks out. 0.99

00:49:52.000 But this is just one aspect of it. 0.98

00:49:55.000 And then there's people that really do...

00:49:58.000 They have a mind of a woman, they're trapped in a man's body, and maybe gender transition is the thing for them, but they should be protected from making a poor decision while they're young. 0.87

00:50:11.000 Yes.

00:50:11.000 At 18, light yourself up like a Christmas tree.

00:50:14.000 It really shouldn't even be 18, man.

00:50:15.000 Or 21, 24, 25. Whatever it is, whatever age we figure out.

00:50:19.000 Yeah.

00:50:20.000 But people make, especially men, The frontal cortex in a man doesn't even really fully evolve until they're like 25 years old.

00:50:27.000 I think mine was 50. I think mine was 52. Yeah.

00:50:31.000 But it's interesting because it's this thing we kind of see in society right now in our culture where they're trying to make outlaw shit mainstream. 0.90

00:50:39.000 Like, when I was growing up, there was always that story that there was a city in Colorado where everyone went to get transitioned, and you went out there and that's where you did it. 0.93

00:50:47.000 You didn't see it, like, centers everywhere. 0.99

00:50:49.000 Yeah, for a long time, Colorado was the place where I always heard you went to go get your dick cut off and stuff like that, right? 0.99

00:50:55.000 Which is fine. 1.00

00:50:56.000 Again, live your life.

00:50:58.000 You know, when I was growing up in a small town, I don't think we had any transition.

00:51:01.000 I think we had maybe one, and they lived their life.

00:51:04.000 And they live that outlaw lifestyle.

00:51:06.000 Same thing with adult film stars, right?

00:51:08.000 Like, you know, I did the Naughty Show.

00:51:11.000 I interviewed all these adult film stars.

00:51:13.000 That was way before OnlyFans.

00:51:14.000 And now, like, your secretary is an OnlyFans.

00:51:16.000 And they don't understand the lifestyle that comes with being an outlaw, right? 0.56

00:51:21.000 Which is like, there's a reason why porn stars live...

00:51:25.000 The average age is like 38 years old, their lifespan, right?

00:51:28.000 Is that real?

00:51:30.000 There's people on YouTube that put together these in-memoriam adult film stars.

00:51:35.000 They're all super young and it's all like ODN suicide murder.

00:51:39.000 It's not an easy lifestyle.

00:51:41.000 There's certain people that are built for that, and it comes from trauma as a childhood.

00:51:45.000 Also, just imagine the people that you're associating with every day, the men who are pimping you out through these movies.

00:51:51.000 It's an outlaw lifestyle.

00:51:53.000 It's the same thing with the trans stuff.

00:51:54.000 They're trying to make it so the normies are doing it, and it's like they're not built for that.

00:51:58.000 There's a certain kind of person built for that certain lifestyle.

00:52:02.000 That business got wiped out by the internet.

00:52:04.000 Remember how there was all these bailouts of businesses?

00:52:08.000 Isn't it funny that no one bailed out porn?

00:52:10.000 Yeah.

00:52:10.000 It's so crazy, dude.

00:52:12.000 It's so crazy.

00:52:12.000 Dude, I used to live in this gated community, real nice neighborhood, and there was a dude who lived down the street who actually did jujitsu with me, and he was a porn star.

00:52:21.000 I think I know what you're talking about.

00:52:23.000 And he made porn films, and so he was loaded. 0.99

00:52:26.000 This dude had a fucking fat Mercedes and a beautiful house, and his house is apparently just a playground. 1.00

00:52:33.000 He was just balling, out of control, and producing porn. 1.00

00:52:36.000 And then the internet came along, and... 0.81

00:52:38.000 Bang! 1.00

00:52:39.000 House got repossessed, lost everything.

00:52:42.000 Everybody went broke.

00:52:43.000 They went from making millions every year to making zero dollars.

00:52:47.000 Yes.

00:52:48.000 Because all the porn was legal and it was all online.

00:52:50.000 And it's tubes and you go into why is that a thing?

00:52:53.000 Why is this porn all free? 0.98

00:52:55.000 Why is Is that suggestion bar over there suggesting some weird shit to me? 0.98

00:53:01.000 Like, it just brings you deeper and deeper into the web. 0.60

00:53:03.000 Not only that, you keep clicking on links, and links put up ads, and there's some banging out ad revenue left and right.

00:53:09.000 They were getting some straight, like normal ads too, like a Ford truck I once saw on Pornhub, which was like a really weird commercial before you're about to watch interracial gangbangs, right? 0.98

00:53:20.000 I bet all that's done in a sneaky way.

00:53:22.000 I bet all that's probably done in a sneaky way.

00:53:25.000 I bet the companies don't even know what they're advertising for.

00:53:27.000 I bet it's like a block of ad that goes to some conglomerate.

00:53:32.000 I mean, you've got to think of how much money must be involved in those streaming sites now.

00:53:35.000 And how many views they're getting.

00:53:37.000 If you go to a video, it's got 3 million views.

00:53:39.000 Why is that any different than watching a stand-up special that has 3 million views? 0.96

00:53:44.000 Because you're not paying attention to the fucking ads on the right-hand side, because you're going full screen every time. 0.97

00:53:49.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:53:50.000 It's really crazy.

00:53:51.000 But the game changed, and I always think this is kind of a...

00:53:55.000 Here it is right here.

00:53:56.000 In 2006, pornography industry generated $12 billion in annual revenue, which is more than the combined annual revenues of ABC, NBC, and CBS. In 2023, the pornographic website market in the U.S. is projected to be valued at $1 billion.

00:54:13.000 So they lost $11 billion.

00:54:14.000 That's crazy.

00:54:15.000 That's with all the rebounding.

00:54:16.000 That's the rebounding, right? 0.99

00:54:18.000 So there was a complete devastation from 2006, which is right about the time that this fucking dude lost his house. 0.98

00:54:25.000 I think he lost his house like 2008 or something like that. 1.00

00:54:28.000 So once the you porn and all that shit came along, it just took the fucking legs off of it. 0.99

00:54:36.000 But the 2023 one doesn't include the OnlyFans numbers. 0.99

00:54:40.000 Oh, yeah, that's got to be off the charts.

00:54:41.000 Yeah, that is crazy, too, and that's an interesting thing.

00:54:44.000 But here's the thing.

00:54:45.000 That is the most empowering way for porn stars, right? 0.96

00:54:48.000 They get rid of the pimp. 0.98

00:54:50.000 They get rid of the pimp.

00:54:51.000 They get rid of the producers.

00:54:52.000 They make their own revenue. 0.96

00:54:53.000 And a lot of it is like boyfriends and girlfriends decide to film, you know, like fucking amateur stuff, and people love that stuff. 0.84

00:54:59.000 And that is, like, an insane amount of money. 0.93

00:55:04.000 And they're making it.

00:55:05.000 They're making all of it.

00:55:06.000 Which, that's the most reasonable.

00:55:07.000 Some of them are.

00:55:08.000 I think there's this big thing where they're like, this chick made a million dollars! 1.00

00:55:12.000 And then you study, like, what the average person makes.

00:55:15.000 It's like a hundred dollars. 0.95

00:55:16.000 I saw this great meme where it's like, you started OnlyFans, you made ten dollars, but now everybody in your town knows you have pepperoni nipples. 0.89

00:55:27.000 Yeah, there's definitely that. 0.76

00:55:28.000 It's not always successful.

00:55:30.000 That's for sure.

00:55:31.000 The median income for OnlyFan creators is $4,995 a year, according to Keeper, tax filing service for the freelance workers.

00:55:39.000 However, it is likely some creators make a lot of money, while others make none at all.

00:55:43.000 So for the median to be $499, that means some girls are making $20. 1.00

00:55:47.000 Yep.

00:55:48.000 Some girls are making 20 bucks. 1.00

00:55:50.000 So what was my point?

00:55:51.000 My point was...

00:55:52.000 The point is, it used to be an organized kind of real industry, and now it's not that, and it's Wild West, and everybody's doing these You know what's really weird, dude?

00:56:05.000 Is how similar comedians and porn stars' business models are.

00:56:10.000 They're almost exactly the same, if you study it, right?

00:56:13.000 It's like, we have podcasts, they have OnlyFans, right?

00:56:17.000 They put clips up on Twitter, which is wild.

00:56:21.000 Twitter, during all the censorship, still...

00:56:26.000 Full-on hardcore porn always on Twitter.

00:56:30.000 Which is really crazy that nobody pushed back against that.

00:56:33.000 That never went away.

00:56:34.000 And snuff films.

00:56:36.000 It's so crazy to me.

00:56:38.000 That's a lot of Instagram. 0.71

00:56:39.000 Instagram is a lot of murder.

00:56:41.000 I watched a guy today get stomped to death.

00:56:43.000 That same video, the guy got stomped to death by the elephant.

00:56:46.000 I had to watch it again. 1.00

00:56:47.000 What the fuck, man? 1.00

00:56:48.000 Dude, it is crazy. 1.00

00:56:50.000 My algorithm on Instagram, I hate it, dude.

00:56:52.000 I hate it. 0.97

00:56:53.000 It's all buttholes, dude. 0.56

00:56:55.000 So many people dying.

00:56:56.000 I can't get away from it. 1.00

00:56:57.000 Red Band got me turned on to ladies who find the loophole to show their tits by breastfeeding fake babies. 1.00

00:57:03.000 So they have this big juicy tit and this hot girl in a sundress pulls out this big juicy tit and sticks it in the mouth of a rubber baby and you're like, hey. 1.00

00:57:17.000 I was at the airport flying here, and I love children. 0.97

00:57:20.000 Especially now I have kids, I realize how magical they are.

00:57:23.000 And you go to airports, you don't see kids like you used to when I was coming up.

00:57:26.000 It's just nobody's having kids anymore, at least that's what they're telling us.

00:57:30.000 That's why we need immigrants, Sam. 1.00

00:57:33.000 That's why we need to keep the borders open, Sam.

00:57:34.000 I see that.

00:57:35.000 Dude, even Mexico's birth rate's going down.

00:57:39.000 It's like, Mexicans aren't having kids now? 1.00

00:57:41.000 Dude, that's crazy! 0.81

00:57:41.000 Is that real? 0.81

00:57:42.000 Dude, I saw this chart which stated the birth rates of all these countries.

00:57:47.000 It is the only place that's only down 20% in Jamaica. 0.98

00:57:51.000 They're still dropping dick. 0.96

00:57:52.000 Nobody else is. 0.99

00:57:53.000 Well, they probably don't have a lot of plastic over there.

00:57:56.000 The part of it is reproductive cycles are being devastated by plastic.

00:58:01.000 Dude, we're entering our children to men's face, dude. 0.99

00:58:03.000 I'm telling you, bro.

00:58:05.000 Maybe. 0.95

00:58:06.000 Remember that movie that was, like, ridiculous? 0.92

00:58:08.000 Everybody's like, that's crazy. 0.74

00:58:09.000 Yeah, now, like, everything's militarized and nobody's having kids.

00:58:13.000 Welcome.

00:58:13.000 I mean, it's going to get to a point where abortion rights are going to be moot.

00:58:16.000 Like, it's not really important because nobody can have kids.

00:58:19.000 Yeah, it's really sad, dude.

00:58:21.000 It's weird because this is what happens in industrialized civilizations anyway.

00:58:26.000 So whenever you have cities, what happens is women enter the workforce so they have children later. 1.00

00:58:31.000 And then men want to have children later as well because everybody's focusing on their career.

00:58:36.000 And then you have IVF centers and everything because people are too old to have kids.

00:58:40.000 They're late 30s like, oh my god, we have to do something to have a kid.

00:58:43.000 We don't have any time.

00:58:44.000 Freeze the embryos.

00:58:45.000 Do whatever we got to do.

00:58:46.000 And so it's normal for third world countries to have more kids.

00:58:52.000 That's always been the case because you need children because you need children to help you work.

00:58:56.000 If you're working on a farm or ranch or you need kids and then you get to cities and people are like, well, the wife wants a career as well. 0.99

00:59:05.000 Birth rates always drop.

00:59:07.000 But you get to places like Japan or South Korea.

00:59:10.000 It's crazy.

00:59:11.000 They're catastrophic. 0.97

00:59:12.000 Everyone's watching eel porn. 1.00

00:59:14.000 Nobody wants to get hooked up with the bitches. 1.00

00:59:16.000 Well, it's not even that, man. 1.00

00:59:18.000 It's work.

00:59:19.000 It's work.

00:59:20.000 You know, especially in South Korea.

00:59:21.000 You know, they're very hardworking.

00:59:23.000 It's a very hard work ethic.

00:59:25.000 And the population drop is so bad that it's something crazy like one out of 100 people today will have grandchildren.

00:59:34.000 Something bananas like that.

00:59:36.000 That is so nuts to me.

00:59:37.000 And you know what else is kind of crazy?

00:59:39.000 What feminism has done. 1.00

00:59:42.000 I think we're in big trouble.

00:59:44.000 Our gene pool's in big trouble.

00:59:46.000 Especially if you take a look at how many...

00:59:48.000 There's so many OnlyFans.

00:59:50.000 It's unbelievable, right?

00:59:52.000 And that lifestyle...

00:59:54.000 When you're a gorgeous woman like that, that lifestyle that you start to go into OnlyFans, that kind of shuts certain doors in your life. 1.00

01:00:02.000 And one thing that's going to happen is high-value males probably don't want an adult film star as the mother of their children. 0.97

01:00:08.000 And these are like Viking bitches, right? 1.00

01:00:11.000 These big old juicy titties and all that stuff. 0.99

01:00:13.000 They should be putting out super soldier kids. 0.99

01:00:16.000 But because these high value males don't want that, that's going to fuck that gene pool up.

01:00:21.000 And then you look at college and you have these really smart, smart, smart, or I'll say intelligent, intelligent, intelligent women don't want to have kids. 1.00

01:00:30.000 So now you've got the smart ones not having kids and the super built ones not having kids.

01:00:34.000 It's gonna be, like, super devastating to the gene pool.

01:00:39.000 Like, it's gonna get really weird, man.

01:00:41.000 I think we lived through the best times, and I know every generation says that about the next generation, but I think we had it great.

01:00:47.000 Well, isn't OnlyFans almost kind of like hitting the lottery plus shame?

01:00:53.000 Right?

01:00:54.000 It's like you got money that's coming out of nowhere, so you're going to burn through it, likely.

01:00:59.000 You're probably not going to be the best business person.

01:01:00.000 Maybe you are.

01:01:01.000 Maybe you're investing it.

01:01:03.000 Maybe you know how to change your identity.

01:01:05.000 I'd like to be a financial consultant to the strippers. 0.98

01:01:08.000 I always wanted to do that, like help them invest stripper money. 1.00

01:01:14.000 Put a call on this, put a put on that.

01:01:17.000 They must all have OnlyFans, right?

01:01:19.000 Dude, they said like 30% of Miami is OnlyFans.

01:01:23.000 What?

01:01:24.000 Yeah, it's like some crazy number.

01:01:26.000 Google that.

01:01:27.000 What were you saying, Jamie?

01:01:28.000 I've seen OnlyFans creators say that like if some of the strippers only had enough self-confidence to know that they could just be on OnlyFans instead of going to strip club.

01:01:38.000 Perhaps.

01:01:39.000 Google what Sam said about OnlyFans in Miami.

01:01:42.000 That's like some crazy high number.

01:01:44.000 That seems bonkers.

01:01:45.000 30% is a little high.

01:01:46.000 I mean, but everybody's hot in Miami.

01:01:48.000 I went to Dunkin' Donuts.

01:01:49.000 I saw a chick working there. 1.00

01:01:50.000 I was ready to leave everyone I love for, dude.

01:01:53.000 I was ready like...

01:01:54.000 I will abandon everybody for those.

01:01:57.000 I always say you should have a passport to go to Miami.

01:02:00.000 That is not America.

01:02:02.000 That is a wild country. 0.85

01:02:04.000 It's the Latino San Diego and then San Diego is the white Miami. 0.90

01:02:08.000 That's how it goes, dude.

01:02:08.000 You go to Miami, you're like, you go to San Diego, you're like, you're so gorgeous and you're happy.

01:02:13.000 What is going on here, dude?

01:02:14.000 Right, because they're not in the showbiz industry.

01:02:16.000 100%.

01:02:16.000 That's like Texas ladies.

01:02:18.000 There's beautiful women out here and they don't need any attention. 1.00

01:02:21.000 I love Texas.

01:02:22.000 They're not trying to get famous.

01:02:24.000 They're just being normal people.

01:02:26.000 They want a family.

01:02:26.000 They're just normal people.

01:02:28.000 Well, that was one of the main things that was appealing to me when I first started looking at Austin.

01:02:33.000 When I would come here, I'm like, these people are so normal.

01:02:35.000 They're nice.

01:02:36.000 They're just nice people.

01:02:37.000 They're ideal.

01:02:38.000 They're just living their life.

01:02:40.000 You get so used to that Hollywood warrior.

01:02:42.000 I hate it.

01:02:43.000 That Hollywood weird world, that way of behaving and thinking. 0.99

01:02:46.000 It's all wrapped around narcissists.

01:02:49.000 It's all wrapped around the entertainment business.

01:02:51.000 And it's all wrapped around these people that dictate whether or not you work.

01:02:57.000 These overseers of the industry.

01:03:00.000 I get asked to audition for stuff all the time.

01:03:03.000 I'm like, I'm done.

01:03:04.000 I'm tired of going in there, auditioning for someone who probably couldn't do the role anyway, so I'm trying to impress them, and I can't act.

01:03:11.000 I'm a horrible actor.

01:03:12.000 I'm functionally illiterate. 0.89

01:03:14.000 I can't write. 1.00

01:03:14.000 I can only do one thing, it's talk mad shit, and that's it. 1.00

01:03:18.000 I'm lucky to have a career doing that. 0.99

01:03:20.000 Thank God, that's a thing.

01:03:20.000 Thank God.

01:03:21.000 Thank God, that's a thing.

01:03:22.000 At the right time, I just started podcasting with you in Red Bay.

01:03:25.000 If you and I were in a tire shop. 0.98

01:03:26.000 Oh my god, we'd be fucking doomed. 0.95

01:03:28.000 We would just be making each other laugh, and we'd be constantly getting fired. 0.97

01:03:32.000 I love 6th Street energy.

01:03:34.000 I love going there and just feeling the energy.

01:03:36.000 It reminds me, dude, of like, you remember Hollywood, Sunset Boulevard in like 98?

01:03:42.000 When like Kobe and Shaq were crushing it with the Lakers, and it was just chaos.

01:03:48.000 And we didn't know how good we had it, and it was so much fun.

01:03:51.000 And now, that's all gone.

01:03:52.000 Well, also, we were undercover, right? 0.98

01:03:55.000 Because even though I was on TV, nobody knew who the fuck I was in 98. Yeah. 0.98

01:03:58.000 We were just kids.

01:04:00.000 We were just young guys in this wild business, and we couldn't believe we were working in Hollywood, working at the comedy store.

01:04:08.000 And then all these celebrities would come by, see Quentin Tarantino there and Dr. Dre there. 0.99

01:04:13.000 You're like, what the fuck? 1.00

01:04:14.000 This is crazy. 1.00

01:04:16.000 Couldn't even believe it was real.

01:04:17.000 Dice Clay's there, like, what?

01:04:18.000 Yeah.

01:04:19.000 My favorite...

01:04:20.000 Listen, there's two times at the comic store that I loved.

01:04:23.000 Obviously, when you came back and it was just fire and it was like every show was selling out instantly.

01:04:28.000 But there was also that dead period at the store where it was like we could just go up and bomb with dignity and nobody cared.

01:04:35.000 You didn't...

01:04:35.000 There was nobody in the OR. You were just eating a dick and you felt great about yourself.

01:04:40.000 Because it was like towards the end of Mitzi's... 1.00

01:04:42.000 She was still in control, but she wasn't hands on.

01:04:44.000 That was 2007 to 14. Yeah, that's when I was gone.

01:04:49.000 No, no, it was right before you left, too.

01:04:52.000 I loved you.

01:04:52.000 You were the only one putting your name on the marquee still.

01:04:56.000 You'd have these guys popping in, doing an hour, their name weren't on the marquee.

01:04:59.000 It was chaos, man.

01:05:00.000 But the reason why they did that is because they had this erroneous idea that you wouldn't sell tickets in LA if your name was at the Comedy Store.

01:05:07.000 People knew they could see you at the Comedy Store.

01:05:09.000 Why would they go see you at the Forum?

01:05:11.000 Yeah.

01:05:11.000 And I was always like, who says who?

01:05:14.000 Says who? 0.65

01:05:15.000 Says who? 0.65

01:05:16.000 So I always appreciate you putting your name on, Marky, because we got to perform in front of, like, packed crowds.

01:05:21.000 But during the week, I remember I'd walk up, Steve Renazzisi's still working at the cash register, and he's like, should I get a new job?

01:05:28.000 You'd look in, there's like 10 people in the OR. That was like, um, 94 to like, 2003. Yes, and I got in in 98. I always said it's the purest comedy ever was, because the inmates were running the asylum,

01:05:44.000 and you could go do a set, do Blow Over There, have a great time, live your life, and it was such a blessing, because everybody The movie that was there during that time has gone on to do amazing things.

01:05:55.000 They're all over Netflix, their podcasts are huge, because we were allowed to just bomb with dignity.

01:06:02.000 We were allowed to experiment, which is so important for creating comedy.

01:06:06.000 You've got to take chances, and you've got to try things.

01:06:08.000 And if you're just trying to kill all the time, you're going to do your best material always.

01:06:12.000 And the store kind of got to be that for a while.

01:06:16.000 Before COVID. Yeah, 14 on, the problem was it was packed every night.

01:06:21.000 When I came back, all of a sudden it was like the new gold rush.

01:06:25.000 And it was every night, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, two shows, three shows.

01:06:29.000 Sold out.

01:06:30.000 Everything was sold out.

01:06:30.000 Two shows in the main room.

01:06:32.000 Sold out.

01:06:33.000 Amazing crowds.

01:06:34.000 Enthusiastic comedy fans.

01:06:36.000 It was because they were internet comedy fans.

01:06:38.000 It became like a different thing.

01:06:39.000 Because before, it was like, eh, let's go see comedy. 0.98

01:06:42.000 They didn't give a fuck about comedy. 1.00

01:06:43.000 So if you got a laugh, you earned that fucking laugh. 1.00

01:06:46.000 Yeah, yeah. 0.99

01:06:48.000 The way I always say is the store goes through these different eras, right?

01:06:52.000 So it went through the Richard Pryor era.

01:06:55.000 When Richard Pryor was filming Live in the Sunset Strip in the early 80s, this was like the thing.

01:07:02.000 You'd go see Richard Pryor at the Comedy Store.

01:07:05.000 And I'm sure the Comedy Store, from everybody like Dom Herrera and people I talked to, was hopping back then.

01:07:10.000 And then there was the Kinison era.

01:07:13.000 And then Kinison, I think around 88, got banned from the store.

01:07:17.000 And something happened, and I don't know what he did.

01:07:20.000 He probably shot somebody or something.

01:07:21.000 I know he shot one of the signs in the back in the parking lot.

01:07:26.000 Yeah, they replaced signs.

01:07:27.000 I'm so sad.

01:07:27.000 It's like, dude, there was a bullet hole from Kenison.

01:07:30.000 Leave it there.

01:07:31.000 Leave it there.

01:07:32.000 So then after that, there was this giant drop-off.

01:07:37.000 That's when I came along.

01:07:38.000 I came along in 94. There was no one there.

01:07:40.000 It was like I had heard about the comedy store was Mecca.

01:07:43.000 When I lived in Boston, everybody was like, the comedy store.

01:07:47.000 Yes.

01:07:48.000 Richard Pryor, Sam Kinison, Dave Letterman, Bill Hicks, Comedy Store.

01:07:52.000 The Comedy Store.

01:07:53.000 It was like this magnet you had to get to.

01:07:56.000 I gotta get to the Comedy Store.

01:07:57.000 And then when I got there, I was like, what?

01:07:59.000 It was like Bodax. 0.99

01:08:00.000 It was like the leftovers, the people that were around in the 70s and the 80s, but never, they were lazy, they were fucked up, they never got their shit together, and they had these terrible acts. 0.99

01:08:11.000 And I remember being there and the crowd was like non-existent. 0.98

01:08:14.000 No one was there.

01:08:15.000 I was like, wow, this is the comedy store?

01:08:17.000 And it was like that for a couple years.

01:08:20.000 For many years.

01:08:21.000 Well, you came in 98. It was like that in 98. So it was 94 till around the internet.

01:08:29.000 And then the internet started getting the Comedy Store packed again, because we were all on MySpace.

01:08:37.000 We were all advertising shows on MySpace.

01:08:40.000 Dane Cook led that, right?

01:08:42.000 Dane Cook changed the game, I always say.

01:08:44.000 That was like 2002-ish, somewhere around then, 2002, 2003. That's when it really fucking kicked in. 0.98

01:08:51.000 And then Fear Factor was huge. 0.98

01:08:53.000 So then my name was in the marquee back then.

01:08:55.000 So then it was packed again.

01:08:56.000 And then it was internet fans.

01:08:58.000 So it was a totally different vibe. 0.99

01:09:00.000 It was like a really fucking good time. 1.00

01:09:03.000 But then 2007, I left and I'm like, fuck this place. 1.00

01:09:06.000 And then it dropped off again. 1.00

01:09:07.000 It dropped off again.

01:09:09.000 And I remember when you came back, I remember I wasn't in town.

01:09:14.000 It was a big event.

01:09:15.000 And everyone's so excited, and the things just change, and it just became just fire there overnight.

01:09:21.000 Overnight.

01:09:22.000 But I always could tell whether you or Joey Diaz was on the lineup, because when you weren't on the lineup, the crowds were totally different.

01:09:29.000 And I'm like, oh, Tripoli's going to have to work tonight, dude.

01:09:34.000 It's going to be a rough one.

01:09:35.000 We're going to war. 0.85

01:09:36.000 We're going to lose some soldiers.

01:09:38.000 You know if you threw Joey up in the show?

01:09:40.000 Oh yeah.

01:09:40.000 First of all, whoever goes on after Joey's in real trouble.

01:09:44.000 You learn a lot about yourself.

01:09:46.000 Oh yeah.

01:09:47.000 It's an education.

01:09:48.000 Oh yeah.

01:09:49.000 Especially Joey in the OR. Joey in the OR was almost impossible to follow.

01:09:53.000 And then on top of that, all the taboos have been destroyed.

01:09:59.000 Yes. 1.00

01:09:59.000 He just did 15 minutes on eating ass and shoving his nose in someone's ass. 1.00

01:10:05.000 Doing the pigeon. 1.00

01:10:08.000 And destroyed the room.

01:10:10.000 People couldn't breathe.

01:10:11.000 They were laughing so hard they couldn't breathe.

01:10:12.000 People were knocking drinks over the table, falling onto the ground.

01:10:15.000 It was normal to see people fall on the ground when Joey was on stage.

01:10:18.000 But the thing is, it's like all the taboos were shattered and you could just have fun.

01:10:23.000 You know, you could just do anything.

01:10:24.000 You could just have a good time.

01:10:25.000 I felt like that at your club last night.

01:10:27.000 Oh, yeah.

01:10:28.000 I felt like that.

01:10:29.000 Yeah.

01:10:30.000 It was so funny because I came out and I did Kill Tony two weeks ago.

01:10:34.000 And, you know, I took Tony on his first road gig.

01:10:37.000 You can actually watch.

01:10:38.000 There's a video on YouTube where I used to do something called Before and After.

01:10:44.000 And I would interview, like, I'd take door guys on the road.

01:10:47.000 I'd interview them before the show and then I would interview them after the show because I knew it was going to be chaotic.

01:10:52.000 And you can see Tony's first gig he ever did on the road is on the internet.

01:10:56.000 Wow.

01:10:57.000 And now, you know, and I did like Kill Tony super early.

01:11:00.000 So, you know, that's kind of how I thought the show was, how it was when it first started.

01:11:05.000 So, you know, I call up Red Band.

01:11:07.000 I hit up Red Band and tell him, like, hey, man, my special's dropped.

01:11:09.000 Can I come and do the show?

01:11:10.000 He's like, yeah, come on.

01:11:11.000 So I'd be telling people, like, hey, dude, I'm doing Kill Tony.

01:11:14.000 It's like I'm having a kid.

01:11:16.000 Like I'm going to have a new child come into the world.

01:11:19.000 People are like, I'm so happy for you.

01:11:21.000 You deserve it.

01:11:22.000 You're doing great.

01:11:24.000 I didn't realize what I was walking into.

01:11:27.000 Bro, you should have come to Madison Square Garden.

01:11:31.000 I don't know why I didn't go!

01:11:33.000 I was like, Dana's like, why didn't you go?

01:11:34.000 I go, we could have done that?

01:11:36.000 We could have gone?

01:11:36.000 I didn't even think of that.

01:11:37.000 You could have done a set.

01:11:38.000 I wish I could have gone. 0.98

01:11:39.000 Kill Tony in Madison Square Garden was so insane. 0.92

01:11:43.000 So for me, it was so emotional.

01:11:45.000 Like, I had to be there because I was there when he was doing it in front of 18 comics in the belly room.

01:11:51.000 Yes, I was there too!

01:11:52.000 No audience.

01:11:53.000 I was a frequent guest.

01:11:55.000 And it was just fun.

01:11:56.000 It was just a thing we would do. 0.99

01:11:57.000 We'd fuck around. 0.99

01:11:58.000 And I thought it was a great workshop for comedy. 0.96

01:12:00.000 And I thought it was a great way for these amateurs, these people that are doing one minute, to kind of get feedback from guys like Dom Herrera and to kind of figure out how to do comedy.

01:12:12.000 It's a little bit of a training wheel for doing comedy.

01:12:14.000 Also, tremendous pressure, even back then.

01:12:17.000 But imagine, someone went up in Madison Square Garden.

01:12:20.000 It was their first time on stage.

01:12:23.000 Where do you go from there?

01:12:24.000 You don't.

01:12:25.000 You don't.

01:12:25.000 The bombing was horrendous.

01:12:27.000 But 16,000 people and rabid Kill Tony fans in front of this amazing band now.

01:12:34.000 And you got Dice Clay's there, Shane Gillis is there, Mark Norman. 0.98

01:12:38.000 I mean, it's fucking bananas. 0.99

01:12:40.000 It was bananas. 1.00

01:12:41.000 Dave Attell.

01:12:42.000 It was incredible.

01:12:44.000 I didn't even think to go.

01:12:44.000 I was like, man, Why didn't I go?

01:12:46.000 All my friends were there.

01:12:47.000 I saw Ari Renaziz.

01:12:48.000 I wish I'd talked to you about it.

01:12:50.000 You should have went. 0.98

01:12:51.000 It was fucking amazing. 0.98

01:12:53.000 But I'm there, right? 0.99

01:12:54.000 I'm there. 0.99

01:12:55.000 And I do kill Tony. 0.85

01:12:57.000 And I just feel this freedom I haven't felt in a long time. 0.90

01:13:01.000 Yeah.

01:13:01.000 There's a shadow in the cave in Hollywood of cancel culture, and people are just afraid.

01:13:09.000 I mean, they're just afraid.

01:13:10.000 Well, they're also afraid of not getting gigs.

01:13:12.000 So the problem with L.A. is that even the comics that were really good at one point in time, they started getting TV gigs.

01:13:19.000 Yes.

01:13:20.000 And then they backed off.

01:13:21.000 They backed off what they did.

01:13:22.000 And I felt that. 0.99

01:13:24.000 When I was on news radio, my fucking producer said to me, he goes, why are you still doing comedy? 0.99

01:13:29.000 You're an actor now. 0.99

01:13:29.000 I was like... 0.99

01:13:30.000 Oh no!

01:13:33.000 My immediate thought was like, oh no, I could get stuck here doing this.

01:13:38.000 I was just doing this for money.

01:13:39.000 I was doing this because I couldn't believe someone would pay me $25,000 a week.

01:13:44.000 I was like, what are you talking about?

01:13:45.000 That's insanity.

01:13:47.000 I was like, oh my god, I'm a baller.

01:13:49.000 It was 1994. I was like, this is crazy.

01:13:52.000 Young Joe!

01:13:53.000 I'm 26 years old and I'm making this insane amount of money.

01:13:56.000 Like, this is nuts!

01:13:58.000 And so I went from that to this realization that this could be a trap.

01:14:04.000 And I was like, oh no, I'm doubling down.

01:14:06.000 I'm going to get after it.

01:14:07.000 I'm going to really, really get after it with comedy.

01:14:10.000 I'm going to do the same kind of comedy.

01:14:11.000 And I've thought about that during the Fear Factor days, too.

01:14:14.000 And I'm like, if I lose Fear Factor because of comedy, so be it.

01:14:18.000 But I am not...

01:14:19.000 Dude, that's why I love you.

01:14:20.000 You're such a wordsmith.

01:14:21.000 You love the art.

01:14:22.000 I've always felt that from you.

01:14:24.000 You've always loved the art, and I've always totally respected that in you, because you could have slide, and I know you take a notepad, and you write, and you work those bits, and you listen to yourself, and you always fine-tune it, and that's why when you're special and you did live, 0.72

01:14:40.000 which is fucking bananas, I loved it, dude.

01:14:44.000 I was so happy for you because I know how much time you put into it. 0.96

01:14:47.000 Well, it's also doing it live is, like, scary.

01:14:49.000 It's crazy, dude.

01:14:50.000 Which is why I wanted to do it live. 1.00

01:14:52.000 I was like, fuck it. 1.00

01:14:53.000 Let's do it live. 1.00

01:14:54.000 It was great, dude. 1.00

01:14:54.000 Let's do it like fucking Bill O'Reilly. 1.00

01:14:56.000 Fuck it. 1.00

01:14:56.000 We'll do it live. 1.00

01:14:57.000 Bro, it's so...

01:14:58.000 It's so nuts because most people...

01:15:02.000 People don't know this about specials is most people record multiple shows so they can edit it together so they get the best representation.

01:15:11.000 To go up there and, like...

01:15:14.000 Last night I did the smaller room in your club, and there was a couple moments where I flubbed some words, and I was like, don't crash the plane, don't crash the plane!

01:15:24.000 Stay in the pocket, dude!

01:15:25.000 You just flubbed a couple words!

01:15:26.000 It's okay!

01:15:27.000 And then you write it, and then you go.

01:15:30.000 To do it live is crazy.

01:15:33.000 But you know what it made me realize?

01:15:34.000 That I could do more. 0.98

01:15:36.000 In regular comedy like I could work more I could work harder, you know, you remember the movie no mo better blues Yeah, I love that movie one of the things I loved about that movie was like the discipline that Denzel Washington's Character had like his girlfriend's trying to fuck. 0.96

01:15:51.000 He's like, no, no, I gotta practice. 0.94

01:15:52.000 I gotta practice I'm like, I don't even practice.

01:15:54.000 I was thinking that like I hardly practice I hardly write that all the time I write occasionally.

01:15:59.000 Back then especially.

01:16:00.000 I write a lot more now.

01:16:01.000 But I would write occasionally.

01:16:03.000 I sit down and write.

01:16:04.000 When I got ready for the special, I was writing every day.

01:16:07.000 And I was going over my bits every day.

01:16:10.000 I was listening to them.

01:16:11.000 I was writing them down.

01:16:12.000 I was writing them out the day of the show.

01:16:15.000 I respect that.

01:16:16.000 I had done them thousands of times.

01:16:17.000 But I was writing them out the day of the show.

01:16:19.000 I was listening to recordings.

01:16:21.000 I watched a film of the recording. 0.99

01:16:23.000 I was like, I am going to be dialed the fuck in. 0.98

01:16:25.000 And then when I did it, I was like, why don't I do this all the time? 0.99

01:16:28.000 Like, if I did that all the time, everything would be so much better.

01:16:31.000 How do you have time, bro?

01:16:32.000 How do you keep all this stuff going?

01:16:34.000 I know I'm busy.

01:16:35.000 Like, I got in yesterday and I wanted to text you, but I'm like, oh, dude, he's so busy.

01:16:39.000 I'm just going to let him do his thing.

01:16:41.000 My phone's constantly blowing up and I'm not even close to what...

01:16:44.000 I don't know how you keep everything going.

01:16:48.000 It's amazing to me because I'm constantly on the verge of like, I'm just going to fake my own death and disappear.

01:16:55.000 Well, one day I'll probably disappear.

01:16:57.000 But what I'm doing is exactly the amount I can do.

01:17:01.000 So I have it in a good situation, right?

01:17:05.000 So my situation is I work out in the morning while my kids are at school.

01:17:09.000 I come here.

01:17:10.000 I do the podcast.

01:17:11.000 And then I do stand-up at night when everybody's going to bed.

01:17:15.000 And that's what I did in LA too.

01:17:17.000 Like a lot of those shows that I did, like Joe Rogan and Friends show I did in the main room, I did them at 10 o'clock.

01:17:21.000 And the reason I did it at 10 o'clock, my kids are already in bed.

01:17:24.000 So it's perfect.

01:17:25.000 I have dinner, hang out with the family, go, and then I write late at night.

01:17:29.000 Because that's when I'm the most juicy.

01:17:31.000 When I come home from a show and my brain's fired up, you know, and I can sit in front of that computer and...

01:17:37.000 Maybe I said one thing that I think could be something and then I'll just listen to that thing and I'll start writing and I've gotten so much out of that and it made me angry that I didn't do it more often Because like some of the best bits that I've come up with over the last couple of years have all been stuff that I actually wrote Not just ideas that came to me that I fleshed out on stage and I've had some of those that became bangers But the sitting down and writing things out and trying to get my perspective and some lines that were just We lost a lot of people

01:18:07.000 during COVID, and most of them are still alive.

01:18:10.000 I love that.

01:18:10.000 I wrote that.

01:18:11.000 I was like, that's exactly what it is.

01:18:12.000 We lost those people.

01:18:14.000 But that came out of writing.

01:18:16.000 A lot of these things that I was writing out, I took chunks of them, and that became the bits.

01:18:21.000 And I was like, goddammit, I've got to be more focused. 0.99

01:18:23.000 So doing that live special really lit a fire under my ass. 1.00

01:18:27.000 It's so insane, dude. 1.00

01:18:29.000 People have no clue how that works.

01:18:30.000 Heard that is, and anyone who's ever shot a special has to be like, that's insanity, dude, to do that, because most people don't have the ability to do that.

01:18:38.000 And I respect you, and I've always done that, because you do have the discipline.

01:18:41.000 And, you know, now that I've gotten sober, like, that's what I work on, is discipline.

01:18:46.000 You know, the, like, getting into a routine of going work out, get this done.

01:18:50.000 And now, I'm gonna be honest with you, I always was a stage writer.

01:18:54.000 I mostly just wrote on stage, tagged it, and could remember it, and get the time...

01:18:59.000 Get the beats down in my head.

01:19:02.000 But now that, like, in November, I'll be doing stand-up for 30 years.

01:19:05.000 I don't even, most people are retiring from whatever they're doing at that time.

01:19:08.000 I still absolutely love stand-up comedy.

01:19:12.000 So, but now I've kind of talked about all the things.

01:19:15.000 I really used to get downloads, dude.

01:19:17.000 Like, I would get downloads of jokes.

01:19:19.000 Jokes would come to me fully formed.

01:19:22.000 And I would just go on stage and do them.

01:19:24.000 Like, I remember one day, I'm sleeping, I just wake up, I'm like... 0.95

01:19:28.000 The seven stages of grief of shitting your pants, right?

01:19:30.000 I just had the joke, like, right there, and it's like this I did on my special, and it's a great bit, you know?

01:19:35.000 But now, I've kind of tapped into everything.

01:19:38.000 And I heard Doug Stanhope talk about this one time, where he's like, I talked about everything I cared about.

01:19:45.000 Yeah, but you know what Doug told me?

01:19:46.000 Edibles changed all that for him.

01:19:49.000 I don't know, bro. 0.99

01:19:50.000 And I'm like, yeah, dude, that's the fucking, that's the steroids of comedy. 0.95

01:19:54.000 I'm thinking about, I would love, I mean, December 9th will be four years. 0.97

01:19:58.000 I'm so thankful for my sporadic.

01:19:59.000 Stay sober.

01:20:00.000 I do want a microdose during jujitsu, but that's about it.

01:20:04.000 That's the one that I- Listen, you don't have to.

01:20:06.000 You don't have to do drugs.

01:20:08.000 You can- No, I don't want to.

01:20:10.000 You can stay on this path and be incredibly creative without drugs.

01:20:14.000 It's just, some people, drugs are not good for.

01:20:16.000 Just like some people shouldn't eat peanuts.

01:20:18.000 Well, it's like, it's just my, the point is, like, now I'm sitting down and writing.

01:20:22.000 And I'm, like, sitting down and I'll write.

01:20:24.000 My goal is at night to do, like, 30 minutes of stretching, 30 minutes of writing, and then 30 minutes of reading.

01:20:30.000 That's 30 more minutes than you would have done if you didn't. 0.96

01:20:33.000 You add that up, that's fucking hours in a week. 0.96

01:20:35.000 And you add that up to jokes, you're gonna have 10 minutes here, 5 minutes there. 0.94

01:20:39.000 If you can get one good bit a week that's about five minutes, by the end of the year, you're going to be like five good minutes a month.

01:20:46.000 You just got to get five good minutes a month.

01:20:48.000 Five good minutes a month is amazing.

01:20:49.000 And then you have a whole hour at the end of the year.

01:20:51.000 Yeah.

01:20:51.000 That's incredible.

01:20:52.000 And then if you do that for two years, you can pull from 120 minutes down to a murder 60. Yeah.

01:20:58.000 So that's what I'm working on now.

01:21:00.000 Think about that. 0.98

01:21:01.000 If you have five good minutes a month, you have 12 months out of the year, you're going to have 50 fucking minutes. 0.98

01:21:07.000 Maybe when you trim it down, maybe a little less, but that's pretty fucking good. 0.99

01:21:12.000 That's pretty goddamn good. 0.89

01:21:14.000 And I'm trying right now to really work on taking my experiences and turning them into jokes instead of just doing observations, which is fine, but I'm trying to take experiences that I feel to make it as authentic as I can to who I am. 0.88

01:21:31.000 And sometimes I could wander into some stuff where I'm like, I'm sure somebody already said that, but I'm just like, you know, it's authentic to me.

01:21:40.000 Like, I have this bit about, I almost OD'd on like a gas station boner pill one time.

01:21:44.000 This is like a true story.

01:21:46.000 Did you get it from Red Band?

01:21:47.000 No!

01:21:48.000 Just one day, I don't know why, I was at a gas station, I saw the Rhino 55,000, I'm like, give it to me.

01:21:54.000 And I was up for three days straight, rock hard, and I'm like, I'm gonna die! 1.00

01:21:58.000 What is in those fucking things? 0.99

01:21:59.000 I don't know, bro. 1.00

01:22:00.000 I think there's steroids in those things.

01:22:03.000 I was up, dude.

01:22:04.000 And I had jujitsu in the morning.

01:22:06.000 I'm like, this is not good.

01:22:07.000 Probably meth.

01:22:08.000 But I'm probably like, I'm sure somebody might have talked about this, but I don't care because this is my experience.

01:22:14.000 Yeah.

01:22:14.000 And I am just going to write about my experience.

01:22:16.000 I'm sure people, I mean, Red Band's talked about gas station boner pills forever. 0.99

01:22:21.000 He was the fucking, the guinea pig. 0.99

01:22:23.000 He would get the different ones. 1.00

01:22:25.000 He'd be mad when the gas station ran out of them.

01:22:27.000 And he was telling me the scam how what would happen is they would test these things. 0.99

01:22:32.000 They'd find out there's Viagra in them and a bunch of other shit. 1.00

01:22:34.000 And so then they'd pull them off the market and then they would just come up with a new company name and then sell the same shit. 1.00

01:22:39.000 Thank God. 0.98

01:22:40.000 And it was like instead of Rhino, it was Steel Rhino and Iron Rhino and Golden Rhino.

01:22:46.000 But they're so powerful, bro.

01:22:48.000 But how crazy is that that that was a thing for a long time was gas station boner pills.

01:22:53.000 They're still there, dude.

01:22:54.000 I never touched them.

01:22:55.000 I did.

01:22:56.000 I thought about it.

01:22:57.000 There was a couple of times.

01:22:58.000 I loved it.

01:22:59.000 You know?

01:23:00.000 A couple of times.

01:23:00.000 But I like the throttle, dude.

01:23:01.000 I was in a weak state of mind.

01:23:03.000 I saw that stack there while I was buying a pack of gum.

01:23:06.000 Like, huh.

01:23:07.000 Nope.

01:23:08.000 I'm not going to do it.

01:23:09.000 You know what I was scared?

01:23:10.000 I was scared I'd love it.

01:23:11.000 And I'd want to do them all the time.

01:23:12.000 Because you don't...

01:23:13.000 Also, you really were taking a risk.

01:23:16.000 You didn't know what was in those.

01:23:17.000 Yes.

01:23:17.000 Let's find this out.

01:23:19.000 How many people died from gas station boner pills?

01:23:22.000 Because it's not zero.

01:23:23.000 Yeah.

01:23:24.000 It's not zero.

01:23:25.000 There has to be some guys that died. 0.99

01:23:27.000 That has to suck. 1.00

01:23:28.000 That has to suck. 1.00

01:23:29.000 That has to be along right up there with the guy who died in Mr. Hands. 1.00

01:23:33.000 Like, imagine going to that funeral, dude. 1.00

01:23:34.000 That guy got fucked more than a hundred times before that one horse killed him. 0.99

01:23:38.000 Isn't that crazy? 0.99

01:23:39.000 It's eventually going to catch up with you.

01:23:40.000 And the video of Mr. Hands?

01:23:42.000 That's not even the one he died.

01:23:43.000 He died in a different video.

01:23:44.000 What?!

01:23:44.000 That video was successful.

01:23:46.000 That was the good times?

01:23:48.000 That was the good times. 1.00

01:23:50.000 Yeah, when that horse nuts in his ass. 1.00

01:23:53.000 And you look at that thing going up into his body cavity, and you're like, how? 1.00

01:23:57.000 Where does it go?

01:23:59.000 That's in his throat. 1.00

01:24:00.000 That dick was my arm. 1.00

01:24:02.000 Probably longer than my arm. 1.00

01:24:04.000 That was a giant dick. 0.99

01:24:05.000 But apparently, dudes are fisting, and they're really getting up in there. 1.00

01:24:09.000 That's another Instagram rabbit hole I went down.

01:24:12.000 What?

01:24:12.000 Hold on, hold on.

01:24:13.000 On Instagram, they're showing that?

01:24:16.000 No, no, no.

01:24:16.000 They're talking about it.

01:24:17.000 Oh, okay.

01:24:17.000 Guys are talking about how far they get in there and how they couldn't believe it until they met the right queen.

01:24:23.000 They could really get in there.

01:24:26.000 How many people have died from gas station boner pills?

01:24:28.000 Let's guess.

01:24:29.000 I'm going to say 1,200.

01:24:30.000 Really?

01:24:31.000 Yeah, 1,200 deaths, gas station boner pills.

01:24:34.000 All time.

01:24:34.000 I'm going to bid a dollar only because I think that people are like, let's not tell them they died from a boner pill.

01:24:42.000 So who's actually...

01:24:43.000 Probably Viagra. 0.99

01:24:45.000 Probably Pfizer. 1.00

01:24:46.000 Pfizer's like, don't take that, take our shit. 1.00

01:24:48.000 Which is probably actually the smart thing to do. 0.99

01:24:51.000 I'm going to go 26 people.

01:24:53.000 26. 26. Did we find out, Jamie?

01:24:56.000 Jamie, what do we got?

01:24:57.000 The information I'm getting is going to be tough to get to because, A, you'd probably die from a heart attack, so they're not going to say it was, you know, the gas station boner pill that killed you.

01:25:05.000 I found nothing that's linked anybody to death.

01:25:07.000 Not that that's not true, but...

01:25:09.000 But that's like COVID vaccines.

01:25:11.000 What other drugs are you on?

01:25:12.000 No one.

01:25:13.000 That's so crazy, dude.

01:25:14.000 People just died.

01:25:15.000 So crazy. 0.99

01:25:15.000 What other drugs are you on if you're taking gas station boner pills enough to kill you also, you know? 0.99

01:25:19.000 Right. 0.99

01:25:19.000 You might be a wild boy. 0.99

01:25:20.000 It's not the only thing you took.

01:25:21.000 You might be a wild boy.

01:25:22.000 I stumbled across something.

01:25:23.000 I'm a wild boy!

01:25:24.000 They call it gas station heroin.

01:25:26.000 Have you heard of that?

01:25:27.000 Well, that's what they call boner pills?

01:25:28.000 No, no.

01:25:29.000 There's another drug that they're warning you to stay off of called, they call it gas station heroin.

01:25:32.000 It's a new one?

01:25:33.000 I've never even heard of it.

01:25:33.000 So is that like bath salts?

01:25:35.000 Remember the bath salts thing?

01:25:37.000 Oh, yeah.

01:25:37.000 It could be like that, but I don't know.

01:25:38.000 I've never even heard of this.

01:25:39.000 I don't know what it looks like.

01:25:41.000 John McAfee, the guy who invented antivirus software, he was cooking up his own meth, allegedly, I say this with all due respect, rest in peace.

01:25:51.000 He was a guest on the podcast one day, by the way.

01:25:53.000 Great.

01:25:54.000 When he was running from the law, he was a guest on the podcast.

01:25:57.000 He called in.

01:25:58.000 It was a fascinating conversation.

01:26:00.000 But John McAfee allegedly had a lab in his backyard, a very sophisticated lab because he's a genius, and had an online forum that he was posting at.

01:26:15.000 Detailing how he was making all this with photographs and showed the lab and everything.

01:26:20.000 And then later, I think they caught him that it was actually him and he was saying, don't you understand parody?

01:26:25.000 This is a joke.

01:26:25.000 I don't do meth.

01:26:26.000 Come on, guys.

01:26:27.000 But he seemed like he was doing meth. 0.99

01:26:29.000 Dude, he wifed up a hooker. 1.00

01:26:30.000 God bless him. 1.00

01:26:31.000 He what? 0.99

01:26:32.000 He wifed up a hooker. 1.00

01:26:34.000 It's this stuff. 0.96

01:26:35.000 I've never heard of this.

01:26:36.000 Product recall announcement.

01:26:37.000 Neptune Resources.

01:26:38.000 Yep.

01:26:39.000 FDA warning.

01:26:40.000 Don't take it.

01:26:41.000 Okay, what is in it?

01:26:42.000 I don't know.

01:26:42.000 It's a drug called Tinep...

01:26:45.000 TN Nepotene?

01:26:47.000 Huh.

01:26:48.000 That's why I was telling you it was a gas station.

01:26:50.000 TN Nepotene.

01:26:51.000 Never heard of it.

01:26:52.000 It was on a list with Kratom and gas station boner pills.

01:26:56.000 Let's find out. 0.99

01:26:57.000 That Kratom stuff is fucking sketchy. 0.99

01:26:59.000 Yeah, it's like that pink cocaine where it's just literally an everything bagel of drugs. 0.99

01:27:06.000 Antidepressant?

01:27:07.000 Oh, an antidepressant.

01:27:12.000 Interesting.

01:27:12.000 Sold under the brand name Stablontatenol and Coaxil, among others.

01:27:20.000 Atypical tricyclic antidepressant, which uses mainly in the treatment of major depressive disorder, although it may be used to treat anxiety, asthma, and irritable bowel syndrome.

01:27:30.000 Oh, you farting a lot?

01:27:31.000 Have some heroin. 1.00

01:27:33.000 Have some fucking gas station heroin. 1.00

01:27:35.000 So this stuff, oh, it's an opioid agonist with opioid agonist effects. 1.00

01:27:42.000 What does that mean?

01:27:44.000 For the elderly?

01:27:45.000 Four to nine hours.

01:27:47.000 Jesus, Louisa.

01:27:48.000 So people are just drinking this stuff and gas station?

01:27:50.000 Gas station heroin.

01:27:51.000 Here are eight things to know.

01:27:52.000 God, this is a new thing.

01:27:54.000 They have pills too?

01:27:56.000 Described before it became available as gas station heroin, tineptine was prescribed to treat depression in dozens of countries.

01:28:06.000 Now U.S. poison control centers are reporting a dramatic spike in cases involving it.

01:28:10.000 A drug that isn't FDA approved and one that authorities warn possesses Possesses overdose and dependency risk.

01:28:17.000 Well, that Kratom stuff definitely has overdose and dependency issues.

01:28:22.000 I have a buddy of mine who's in treatment.

01:28:24.000 He's in recovery.

01:28:25.000 And he was taking Kratom.

01:28:28.000 And they were actually...

01:28:30.000 They had this one company.

01:28:31.000 And it's in pills.

01:28:32.000 And he gives me some.

01:28:33.000 So what does it do?

01:28:34.000 It was years ago.

01:28:36.000 It's great.

01:28:37.000 You know, it's great for pain relief.

01:28:39.000 And when you have it in low doses, it actually acts as a stimulant.

01:28:44.000 And in higher doses, it does different things.

01:28:46.000 And so I tried.

01:28:47.000 I was like, wow, this stuff's weird.

01:28:48.000 This is interesting.

01:28:49.000 What was the high?

01:28:50.000 It's a weird high.

01:28:51.000 It's interesting.

01:28:53.000 Go fast, go slow?

01:28:54.000 It's not much.

01:28:55.000 It's like a little pick-me-up for like a couple of pills.

01:28:58.000 And so then I go, he tells me he takes it before he works out.

01:29:02.000 I go, how many do you take?

01:29:03.000 He's like, I take 10. What?

01:29:06.000 I go, you take 10. I go, okay, what's that like?

01:29:09.000 I'll try 10. So I take 10. What?

01:29:11.000 I was high as a kite.

01:29:13.000 I was like, you are not in recovery.

01:29:15.000 You are high.

01:29:16.000 This isn't coffee.

01:29:18.000 Because two was like a mild stimulant.

01:29:20.000 I was like, oh, this is interesting.

01:29:22.000 But it was interesting because I didn't lose any motor control function.

01:29:27.000 So I worked out when I took the 10, and I went and hit the bag.

01:29:32.000 I was like, that way I'll know.

01:29:34.000 If my motor function is off, not at all.

01:29:37.000 Nothing was off.

01:29:38.000 So hand-eye coordination was perfect.

01:29:40.000 Everything was the same.

01:29:41.000 No, it wasn't drunk. 0.98

01:29:43.000 It wasn't high where you're like, oh man, I'm fucking high. 0.96

01:29:46.000 It was like, what is this?

01:29:48.000 Some completely different pathway, but didn't affect my motor skills, which I thought was really interesting.

01:29:54.000 Because like, I worked out, but I was like, I am high as a kite.

01:29:58.000 And I called him, I'm like, bro, you are not in recovery.

01:30:00.000 I'm like, you are high.

01:30:02.000 Yeah, that's so weird.

01:30:03.000 You're so high.

01:30:04.000 This is so... 1.00

01:30:04.000 Whatever that is, I don't know what the dose was with 10 of these fucking pills. 1.00

01:30:08.000 It was... 0.99

01:30:09.000 I was really high.

01:30:10.000 I did with that...

01:30:11.000 Somebody gave me a six zine.

01:30:13.000 Is that a zine?

01:30:14.000 Oh, zine.

01:30:14.000 Yeah, they can get you.

01:30:15.000 They gave me a six.

01:30:16.000 I was drunk driving, dude.

01:30:17.000 I had to pull over, be like, just calm down.

01:30:21.000 I like...

01:30:21.000 Because I thought it'd be funny.

01:30:22.000 I'm like, put in...

01:30:22.000 I don't feel anything.

01:30:23.000 As I'm walking, I'm like...

01:30:25.000 That's interesting.

01:30:26.000 You felt like you lost your motor control?

01:30:28.000 Oh, dude...

01:30:29.000 I would, if everyone in AA didn't do zines or zins, I would say I relapsed.

01:30:35.000 That's how, like, all over the place I felt when I took this thing.

01:30:39.000 Well, that's a big jump.

01:30:40.000 On a six?

01:30:41.000 On a six.

01:30:41.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:30:42.000 Bro, Lucy's have 12s, and this is a, what is this one here?

01:30:47.000 This might be an eight.

01:30:50.000 Oh, it's a 12. Want a 12?

01:30:53.000 No.

01:30:53.000 I mean, am I going to get really...

01:30:54.000 Is it tobacco?

01:30:55.000 Just tobacco?

01:30:56.000 No, it's just nicotine.

01:30:57.000 Straight nicotine.

01:30:58.000 But here's a company called Pablo, and they have a 50. Here's a 12. I'm going to pop a 12 now.

01:31:04.000 Let's go.

01:31:04.000 You're going to pop a 12?

01:31:06.000 Let's fucking go. 1.00

01:31:07.000 Dude, I'll be throwing up in the corner. 1.00

01:31:09.000 I might get hiccups.

01:31:11.000 I'm not going to throw up.

01:31:13.000 But there's a company called Pablo's that have a 50. Do you have a three or anything?

01:31:16.000 No, no three. 0.99

01:31:17.000 No, you don't have no pussy threes? 1.00

01:31:18.000 I'm not pussy. 1.00

01:31:19.000 No pussy threes? 1.00

01:31:20.000 I might have threes. 1.00

01:31:22.000 No, these are threes.

01:31:23.000 This is a company called Athletic Nicotine.

01:31:26.000 These are great.

01:31:26.000 This is the perfect amount, in my opinion, to stimulate your mind before writing and before you go on stage.

01:31:33.000 Should I do this right now?

01:31:35.000 You tell me.

01:31:36.000 No, you tell me!

01:31:38.000 I'm not scared.

01:31:39.000 Okay.

01:31:40.000 So if I just end up drooling by the end of this, you won't hate me?

01:31:43.000 You'll be fine.

01:31:44.000 That drug I was looking up, TNeptine, is also sold as a nootropic, so be very careful with that.

01:31:48.000 Oh, interesting.

01:31:50.000 Antidepressive nootropic.

01:31:51.000 It works in the same way.

01:31:52.000 When they were selling it in France, they said they didn't know how it worked antidepressantly because it's not SSRI. Ooh.

01:31:59.000 Overdosing it can be very bad.

01:32:00.000 And it's sold as a sodium, so like in tablet form too.

01:32:04.000 Whoa.

01:32:05.000 Be careful.

01:32:06.000 Yeah, that sounds bad.

01:32:09.000 Callan found out that that company that Kevin James recommended, you know that company Trinity Gold?

01:32:17.000 Trinity Gold has acetaminophen in it and two other pain relievers that are banned.

01:32:23.000 Yeah.

01:32:24.000 Callan made a big video about it because he contacted me.

01:32:27.000 This is interesting.

01:32:29.000 Kevin James told me about it because Chris Weidman told him about it.

01:32:33.000 Chris Weidman, the UFC fighter, said, I'm using this.

01:32:35.000 It's great.

01:32:35.000 My joints feel great.

01:32:36.000 And it's all natural.

01:32:37.000 Oh, shoot.

01:32:38.000 For joints, I need joint stuff.

01:32:40.000 Yeah.

01:32:41.000 Don't take this stuff.

01:32:43.000 Trinity Gold contains...

01:32:44.000 Scroll up so I can read that.

01:32:46.000 Hidden drug ingredients.

01:32:47.000 Food and Drug Administration is advising consumers not to purchase or use Trinity Gold, a product promoted and sold for joint and muscle pain.

01:32:55.000 FDA laboratory analysis confirmed that Trinity Gold contains acetaminophen, diclofenac, and phenobutazone. 0.93

01:33:07.000 So diclofenac and phenylblutazone are banned, and they're fucking very dangerous. 0.73

01:33:15.000 So here it is. 0.75

01:33:17.000 Diclofenac is a non-steroidal anti-inflammatory, may cause decreased use of cardiovascular events such as...

01:33:24.000 Excuse me, increased risk of cardiovascular events, such as heart attack and stroke, as well as serious gastrointestinal damage, including bleeding, ulceration, and fatal perforation of the stomach and intestines.

01:33:38.000 The hidden drug ingredients may also interact with other medications and significantly increase the risk of adverse events, particularly when consumers use multiple non-steroidal anti-inflammatory containing products.

01:33:56.000 Fembutazone is another non-steroidal anti-inflammatory that was discontinued for human use in the United States due to the risk of serious and life-threatening injuries.

01:34:06.000 The most serious and life-threatening injury associated with Fembutazone treatment is bone marrow toxicity.

01:34:13.000 Oh my goodness!

01:34:13.000 Which occurs when the body does not produce enough red blood cells, white blood cells, and or platelets.

01:34:19.000 Certain types of bone marrow toxicity are reversible.

01:34:22.000 However, in rare circumstances, it can lead to death.

01:34:26.000 And so, why would you take this?

01:34:29.000 So, Chris Weidman was under the impression that all the stuff in this was natural.

01:34:35.000 He got it from this other guy, the guy who manufactures it, and he's in business with this guy.

01:34:40.000 So Chris is now doing independent studies on his own to try to send other versions of it to the lab. 0.86

01:34:47.000 The guy apparently is saying that he thinks someone sabotaged his product by putting shit in it and then getting it to the FDA and having the FDA test it. 1.00

01:34:58.000 But another possibility is that this guy is a piece of shit. 1.00

01:35:02.000 Putting stuff in there to get you resolved. 1.00

01:35:04.000 So who knows?

01:35:05.000 It'll be resolved.

01:35:06.000 We'll find out.

01:35:07.000 But in the meantime, Kevin James, who was taking it, you know, as soon as Brian texted me, I text Kevin.

01:35:12.000 I go, hey, that stuff you're talking about, look, this is what's in there. 0.97

01:35:15.000 He's like, holy shit. 1.00

01:35:16.000 Damn. 1.00

01:35:17.000 I feel bad for fighters because that probably happens more than we probably know, where they take a supplement, they've been told it's fine, and then they... 0.99

01:35:25.000 That does happen.

01:35:26.000 And then they get popped for steroids or for some...

01:35:29.000 That's awful.

01:35:30.000 Yeah, it's terrible.

01:35:31.000 Especially when, you know, like Khalil Roundtree, it was DHEA, which isn't even a performance-enhancing supplement.

01:35:38.000 It's just a natural supplement, but it's banned. 1.00

01:35:42.000 So he got popped for that, and he turned himself in, because he found out that the substance was in a supplement they were giving him, and he was like, hey, you fucking idiot, this shit's banned. 1.00

01:35:53.000 That sucks. 0.99

01:35:54.000 So he only got a temporary ban, it was only a couple of months, because it was clear that A, it was not going to have a performance-enhancing effect, and B, he was very transparent, and in fact, he reported it. 0.99

01:36:05.000 But there's a lot of guys who get popped because they'll buy some shit from, you know, GNC. And they think it's, you know, oh, it's fucking Muscle Builder. 0.98

01:36:13.000 But meanwhile, there's steroids in those things. 0.99

01:36:14.000 It's crazy.

01:36:15.000 I feel so bad for those guys.

01:36:17.000 Well, when we were first making Alpha Brain, we were making it, you know, what happens is...

01:36:23.000 You have a bunch of ingredients, you have a proprietary blend that is your supplement, whatever you're making.

01:36:30.000 And so, all these ingredients in AlphaBrain were shown to enhance cognitive function, and so we combined them, we did a bunch of different versions of it, came up with one.

01:36:41.000 Double-blind, placebo-controlled, tested at the Boston Center for Memory, finds out, we spent a lot of money to make sure this is legit. 0.97

01:36:47.000 But the company that was making it makes a bunch of other shit, too. 0.97

01:36:51.000 And so we started doing third party testing of our own product and we're finding vitamins in there and creatine, shit that's not supposed to be in there. 0.99

01:36:58.000 That was just in there because they didn't clean the vats. 0.97

01:37:00.000 Yeah. 0.93

01:37:01.000 So they're making steroids in one thing and then they clean it out and then they're making gas station dick pills and the next one they clean it out.

01:37:08.000 They're not cleaning them. 0.95

01:37:09.000 That's my girlfriend. 1.00

01:37:10.000 Dana has a peanut allergy, so she can't even go anywhere near that stuff.

01:37:15.000 And even if they cook, they can't cook it somewhere else because you never know how clean the plate is or whatever they're cooking on.

01:37:21.000 The peanut allergy is so dangerous, they don't even let people eat peanuts on planes anymore because the dust from eating peanuts gets in the air and people can get sick.

01:37:28.000 I remember when they allowed smoking on a plane.

01:37:32.000 Oh, yeah.

01:37:32.000 Yeah.

01:37:32.000 Which is hilarious because that kind of gets into with the COVID stuff.

01:37:37.000 The plane has the greatest air filter system out there.

01:37:41.000 So you could literally smoke in the front row and it didn't affect really far in the back.

01:37:46.000 No, no, no, no, no.

01:37:47.000 I remember being stuck in the back because that was the only place I could get a seat was in the smoking section back when people did smoke on planes.

01:37:55.000 That was in the back?

01:37:56.000 Yeah, it was in the back.

01:37:57.000 The back was the smoking section where the toilet was. 0.98

01:38:00.000 So you'd smell shit and cigarettes the entire flight.

01:38:03.000 Yeah, no, that thing didn't work. 0.94

01:38:05.000 I mean, maybe their ventilation systems weren't as good back then, but there was smoke everywhere back there.

01:38:11.000 See if you can get a photo of the smoking section on an airplane in like the 1980s.

01:38:16.000 I remember I was playing a club called Riddles in Chicago just outside.

01:38:19.000 It's like, I forget what the city outside of Chicago, but it was one of the last places that you could still smoke inside.

01:38:25.000 And the stage was so high, so you would literally be like in the smoke.

01:38:30.000 So here's people smoking on an airplane.

01:38:32.000 That's so crazy, dude!

01:38:35.000 Like, when they always announce this is a non-smoking flight, like, where are the smoking flights?

01:38:39.000 I remember we'd get in planes even in the 90s, and there were still ashtrays in them.

01:38:43.000 Is that Alex Jones in the crowd?

01:38:46.000 Time traveler. 1.00

01:38:47.000 I'm a fucking time traveler. 1.00

01:38:49.000 That's Alex Jones' dad. 1.00

01:38:51.000 Look at all these people smoking. 0.97

01:38:52.000 Crazy. 0.61

01:38:53.000 Smoking section of a plane.

01:38:55.000 It looks fairly smoke-free.

01:38:57.000 They probably had some ventilation back then.

01:38:59.000 So this is 84 in Miami.

01:39:01.000 Is this when they were...

01:39:01.000 This guy's smoking and they're interviewing him on the plane.

01:39:04.000 Is this when they were trying to ban it?

01:39:06.000 Yeah, probably.

01:39:07.000 This looks like a conversation.

01:39:08.000 I seem to be asking people about what they think.

01:39:10.000 When did they ban it?

01:39:16.000 When did they ban in-flight smoking?

01:39:21.000 Hmm.

01:39:22.000 Let's take a guess.

01:39:23.000 I'm going to say 94. What do you say?

01:39:27.000 I think it's way before that.

01:39:29.000 1987. Yeah, so seven years.

01:39:32.000 Congressional action in 1987 led to a ban on in-flight smoking and 88 airlines based in the United States banned smoking on domestic flights of less than two hours.

01:39:41.000 So more than two hours you could smoke, which was extended to domestic flights of less than six hours in 1990 and to all domestic and international flights in 2000. International flights, 2,000.

01:39:54.000 Pilots were allowed to continue smoking after the 1990 ban due to concerns over potential flight safety issues caused by nicotine withdrawal in chronic smokers.

01:40:04.000 Yo! 1.00

01:40:06.000 Due to prohibition of smoking, whatever they need to do. 1.00

01:40:08.000 Yeah, give him a fucking patch. 0.98

01:40:12.000 The U.S. Federal Aviation Administration regulations mandate that functioning ashtrays be conspicuously located on the doors of all airplane bathrooms. 0.99

01:40:20.000 This is because there must be a safe place to dispose of a lit cigarette if someone violates the no-smoking rule.

01:40:26.000 That's why they're there.

01:40:27.000 1990, Air Canada adopted non-smoking policy on all of its routes.

01:40:32.000 In 1994, Canada was the first country to ban smoking on all flights operated by Canadian carriers, which also covered charter flights, but not foreign airlines flying to Canada.

01:40:43.000 Wow.

01:40:45.000 So basically 2000s, and they wrapped it all up.

01:40:48.000 Which I'm happy about.

01:40:50.000 Yeah.

01:40:51.000 You could still smoke in restaurants then.

01:40:53.000 Wow!

01:40:53.000 I remember the Addison Improv used to still have smoking, and we'd come from LA. And in the early days, the Comedy Store, they had smoking.

01:41:02.000 That's crazy.

01:41:03.000 In the 90s, you could smoke indoors.

01:41:05.000 And I remember Drew Carey, of all people.

01:41:08.000 Barney's Beanery, they put a ban on smoking in all restaurants and bars in Los Angeles.

01:41:15.000 And Drew Carey was protesting it.

01:41:18.000 Matt's nuts.

01:41:19.000 I know. 0.99

01:41:20.000 It's crazy.

01:41:20.000 He was one of the people.

01:41:21.000 The idea was that you're going to kill the business, and you're going to also...

01:41:25.000 Freedom.

01:41:26.000 People know that you can smoke there.

01:41:28.000 If you don't want to go to a place that's smoky, don't go there.

01:41:30.000 Yeah.

01:41:31.000 But the thing you have to think about is...

01:41:32.000 But now you can smoke weed into it.

01:41:34.000 1988, Reason Smokin' with Drew Carey.

01:41:38.000 Yeah.

01:41:39.000 I remember Drew Carey was like an outspoken guy about all this.

01:41:43.000 That's at Barney's, right?

01:41:44.000 And he's smoking.

01:41:45.000 He's smoking at Barney's Beanery.

01:41:47.000 I guess he was a smoker.

01:41:48.000 I didn't know he was a smoker.

01:41:49.000 Yeah, all the libertarians show up.

01:41:51.000 But it's all they were like, hey, you know, we've always smoked.

01:41:54.000 Don't take away our freedom.

01:41:55.000 But the thing you have to take into consideration is waitresses and bartenders.

01:41:59.000 Those people die from lung cancer because of secondhand smoke.

01:42:02.000 If you're only breathing in smoke, the whole place is smoking.

01:42:05.000 All the time.

01:42:06.000 Yeah.

01:42:07.000 Do you remember that gig we did in Toronto?

01:42:09.000 The weed gig?

01:42:11.000 Yeah, I call it Gorilla in the Mist because you couldn't see anybody in the crowd.

01:42:16.000 You see just black figures moving, dark, shady figures moving in this mist.

01:42:22.000 The entire room was filled with weed smoke to the point where you literally could barely see.

01:42:28.000 You weren't breathing air, you were breathing weed smoke. 0.95

01:42:30.000 You were contact high the minute your foot hit the stage, you were bonkers.

01:42:35.000 Guys who didn't smoke pot would go there.

01:42:37.000 I don't think you were smoking pot at the time.

01:42:38.000 Guys who didn't smoke pot would go there and be obliterated by the time they did their set.

01:42:43.000 They couldn't remember their jokes. 0.98

01:42:45.000 They were confused and anxious and fucking scared. 0.95

01:42:48.000 Toronto's got a great comedy scene right now. 0.81

01:42:50.000 I just did a gig up there and it reminded me a lot of your club.

01:42:54.000 Dude, those kids don't care, bro.

01:42:56.000 They'll say everything to anybody all the time.

01:42:59.000 I'm like, How is this possible?

01:43:01.000 Well, I think Canada is experiencing a lot of people that are rebelling against the tyrannical government.

01:43:09.000 The government is so bad now, in Canada you can't post links to stories.

01:43:15.000 So, they did it in a very sneaky way, saying that these social media companies have to compensate the media outlets that have the thing.

01:43:24.000 But the thing is, it's like a lot of them are just links.

01:43:27.000 You can't even post a link to a story in the New York Times.

01:43:30.000 How is anybody okay with that?

01:43:32.000 How are people in the far, far left, right?

01:43:35.000 The progressive left, which is like the last...

01:43:38.000 I'd say like...

01:43:39.000 10% of the population, right?

01:43:41.000 How are they okay with information being censored?

01:43:46.000 No matter what your stance is, I think they did in a sneaky way saying that this is financially unfair to these media corporations who are suffering.

01:43:57.000 That is true.

01:43:58.000 There's a reason why they have to make these horrible clickbait ads and the reason why editors put clickbait stories and headlines It's because they just need people to click on the links. 0.97

01:44:07.000 They're fucking starving. 0.97

01:44:08.000 They're all going under. 1.00

01:44:09.000 The LA Times just fired a bunch of people.

01:44:12.000 Newspapers are barely hanging in.

01:44:14.000 So my question to you is, you don't think it has anything to do with censoring information?

01:44:19.000 No, it does, for sure.

01:44:21.000 This was my point.

01:44:22.000 My point was, the premise of it seemed reasonable. 0.98

01:44:25.000 More people need to go to Canada Times, whatever the fuck it is, to get their information. 0.91

01:44:31.000 They shouldn't be going to Twitter or Facebook.

01:44:34.000 And so to make people go to these websites to get their news, we're going to stop all of the ability to take these things and post them.

01:44:45.000 But what you're really doing is you're stopping awareness.

01:44:47.000 Yes.

01:44:48.000 Because people aren't going to be able to filter out all... 0.99

01:44:50.000 Like back in the day when we just read newspapers... 0.99

01:44:54.000 You had to be a fucking real nut to get into the Kennedy assassination. 1.00

01:44:58.000 Right. 1.00

01:44:59.000 You had to be a real nut.

01:45:00.000 You had to be reading books.

01:45:01.000 Yes.

01:45:02.000 You had to really get into it.

01:45:03.000 You had to be meeting in basements to have conversations.

01:45:05.000 Somebody had to tell you about it and you went and got the book.

01:45:08.000 Yes.

01:45:08.000 And you didn't get anything from the internet.

01:45:11.000 There was no internet.

01:45:12.000 So it didn't exist.

01:45:13.000 So you would have to get a physical newspaper to read it.

01:45:15.000 And most people only read the stuff in the beginning of the sports page.

01:45:19.000 So you read the first couple of pages, see if you're going to die.

01:45:21.000 Are we going to die?

01:45:22.000 What's going on in Saudi Arabia?

01:45:23.000 What's going on in Yemen?

01:45:24.000 And then once you get past that, you get to the sports and you read the comics or whatever.

01:45:28.000 And that was why we were so uninformed.

01:45:32.000 We were grossly uninformed.

01:45:34.000 We were naive.

01:45:35.000 Right.

01:45:36.000 Very.

01:45:36.000 And now...

01:45:40.000 Most of the news I get is from links.

01:45:42.000 Most of the news I get is, you'll send me a link, Alex Jones will send me something, someone will send me something.

01:45:48.000 You know, Michael Malice will send me something.

01:45:50.000 I get stuff from Dave Smith.

01:45:52.000 Great resources.

01:45:53.000 I get stuff from people sending me something, and then I go to Twitter and I find things and I send it to them.

01:45:58.000 Twitter's great.

01:45:59.000 And we all send each other stuff.

01:46:00.000 And this has greatly increased people's awareness of things like this. 0.99

01:46:05.000 This fucking martial law bill that they passed through, who fucking would have known about that? 0.99

01:46:10.000 Who would have known that the government made a decision to make lethal force from the military something they can use on citizens that are protesting? 0.99

01:46:18.000 There's a long story about how this has maybe been misinterpreted over the last few weeks online.

01:46:23.000 This is a report from bio.

01:46:25.000 Oh, this is the martial law thing?

01:46:27.000 Mm-hmm.

01:46:28.000 It's been a thing, I guess, originally since 2007. It was taken down offline for a while, then reposted, and that's why they're saying that this is, they call it a data void.

01:46:37.000 Well, it says a reissued Department of Defense directive that documents procedures around when there is potential use of lethal force against Americans.

01:46:46.000 Subset of these rumors allege directive to be suspiciously timed with the coming election.

01:46:51.000 Yeah.

01:46:52.000 Kinda.

01:46:53.000 Myriad and evolving rumors rely upon speculation about the motivations behind the changes to the DOD directive and perceive differences between this new document and existing documents.

01:47:06.000 This sounds a little bit like they're trying to minimize this.

01:47:10.000 I mean, they go through the timeline of when this is exactly what I was trying to say.

01:47:14.000 Right.

01:47:14.000 But the bottom line is this is, for the first time in history, Where they have pushed this directive and it is happening during an election and it is a thing where they're now saying you can use lethal force on protesters.

01:47:30.000 So all these things, you're trying to gaslight people into thinking this is not a big deal.

01:47:34.000 This is a gigantic deal.

01:47:36.000 This is a huge deal, and this kind of fits into my whole belief about what the alleged kidnapping of the Michigan governor, which turned out to be a bunch of...

01:47:47.000 FBI informants.

01:47:48.000 I saw the funniest meme, and Ari was like... 0.98

01:47:51.000 The Spider-Man one?

01:47:52.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00

01:47:53.000 Fat, fat, fat, some autistic fuck, right? 1.00

01:47:56.000 Right? 1.00

01:47:56.000 It was so funny. 1.00

01:47:58.000 And then you get into...

01:47:59.000 So they took that guy who was running that FBI program and moved him over to January 6th.

01:48:05.000 And he was in charge of that.

01:48:07.000 Yes.

01:48:07.000 So it's like, I personally believe, you go, Sam, what do you think that's all about?

01:48:11.000 I think those two events were to try to drum up support for...

01:48:22.000 Right.

01:48:34.000 If there are domestic terrorists, we should have a movement to stop domestic terrorism.

01:48:38.000 But when you have agent provocateurs who infiltrate these organizations and then turn them into terrorist organizations so that they can go in and shut these protest organizations down, that's when things get dirty.

01:48:51.000 And that seems like that's what happened.

01:48:53.000 Or even pushing the whatever event they want to happen, kind of convincing, hey guys, maybe we should go try to do this.

01:49:01.000 This governor's causing some crazy.

01:49:03.000 12 out of the 14 people.

01:49:05.000 It's so crazy.

01:49:06.000 We're working with the FBI. 12 out of 14, these two losers. 1.00

01:49:11.000 We're good to go. 0.99

01:49:32.000 Yeah.

01:49:33.000 Like, wait, who's your idea?

01:49:34.000 Yeah, 100%.

01:49:35.000 Do you guys remember that really weird case that happened in either Utah or New Mexico where they found that compound?

01:49:42.000 And then they were like, they basically discovered that, according to the guy running the compound, that they were training school shooters?

01:49:50.000 What?

01:49:50.000 Yeah.

01:49:51.000 No.

01:49:51.000 Yes.

01:49:51.000 And then the case just got dismissed and sent away.

01:49:55.000 And it's the weirdest thing I've ever seen in my life, dude, that they were training school shooters here.

01:50:01.000 What was this?

01:50:02.000 How long ago was this?

01:50:03.000 This was like a couple years ago, like three or four years ago.

01:50:06.000 So, this place was training...

01:50:08.000 New Mexico compound suspects were training children for school shootings, prosecutors say.

01:50:16.000 2018. What?

01:50:18.000 And then they just dismissed the case or the case just went away.

01:50:21.000 The five suspects accused of abusing 11 children at a New Mexico compound were training them to commit school shootings, the prosecutor said Wednesday.

01:50:29.000 The defendants were to be released from custody.

01:50:31.000 The substantial likelihood defendant may commit new crimes due to his planning and preparation.

01:50:58.000 Whoa.

01:51:02.000 So what happened with this?

01:51:04.000 The case gets like either dismissed or something like that.

01:51:08.000 It's really weird.

01:51:09.000 It's really weird.

01:51:12.000 But if you get into...

01:51:13.000 Wait a minute.

01:51:14.000 An imam was a part of this?

01:51:16.000 Scroll up a little bit.

01:51:19.000 Um, Wahaj's father, Imam Siraj Wahaj.

01:51:25.000 How do you say that?

01:51:26.000 Wahaj? 0.99

01:51:27.000 Dude, if you can't say it, I can't say it.

01:51:29.000 A New York Imam has said he has no knowledge of the alleged training.

01:51:34.000 Said spokesman Imam Al-Haj Tlaib Abdur Rashid, the Imam, was the first Muslim to offer an opening prayer before the U.S. House of Representatives.

01:51:46.000 Oh, how convenient.

01:51:48.000 The Muslim Alliance in North America said he's also a character witness for a convicted 1993 World Trade Center bombing mastermind, Omar Abdel Rahman.

01:52:03.000 Jesus Christ.

01:52:05.000 This is what I'm telling you, dude.

01:52:07.000 Everything is an intelligence trick, dude.

01:52:10.000 Well, there's certainly a lot of intelligence tricks.

01:52:13.000 And that's something that people are super reluctant to admit to, despite the overwhelming amount of evidence.

01:52:20.000 But if you go...

01:52:22.000 How you doing with that three?

01:52:23.000 You alright?

01:52:23.000 I took it out already.

01:52:25.000 You took it out?

01:52:25.000 Yeah, it was good.

01:52:26.000 It was much better.

01:52:28.000 Mild.

01:52:28.000 It's mild.

01:52:30.000 Because I want to do it.

01:52:31.000 I like this stuff.

01:52:31.000 It sparks you up a little bit.

01:52:32.000 Yeah, I like it.

01:52:33.000 You smoke a little cigar every now and then?

01:52:36.000 Here and there, my brother loves cigars, and my grandfather loves cigars.

01:52:40.000 I just never got into it.

01:52:41.000 The only time I ever smoked anything was if I was at a bar and a hot chick started smoking cigarettes. 1.00

01:52:45.000 That would be my in.

01:52:47.000 Oh, yeah.

01:52:47.000 Got a cig, and then I would just start slinging, right?

01:52:50.000 Yeah.

01:52:52.000 But I never really got into it.

01:52:53.000 Slanging game.

01:52:54.000 Yeah.

01:52:54.000 Slanging game.

01:52:55.000 Yeah.

01:52:55.000 Cigarettes are a wild one, because if someone's willing to smoke cigarettes, they're probably willing to do a lot of wild things.

01:52:59.000 Yeah, it is weird.

01:53:01.000 But it is the one thing I'm not into.

01:53:03.000 Like, women can almost do anything, and I find it hot. 1.00

01:53:07.000 Smoking is, like, one I'm just not into.

01:53:09.000 It's bad choices.

01:53:11.000 Federal jury convicts four New Mexico compound defendants in connection with kidnapping and terrorism plots.

01:53:17.000 Is this the same one?

01:53:19.000 Wow.

01:53:19.000 Kidnapping and terrorism.

01:53:21.000 According to evidence presented at trial and other publicity available court records, or publicly available court records, in December, Siraj Wahaj unlawfully abducted his three-year-old son from his wife in Alabama, Levit,

01:53:38.000 Levit, Levit, Levit.

01:53:40.000 I think that sounds right.

01:53:44.000 Oh, man.

01:53:45.000 Some kid.

01:53:58.000 The child died fewer than two weeks after arriving in New Mexico before investigators say any knowledge. 0.99

01:54:03.000 So this is a lot of wild shit going on over this place. 0.97

01:54:06.000 Armed 11 firearms, including AR-15, Bushmaster assault rifle, high-capacity magazines, and hundreds of rounds of ammunition, the group conducted weapons and tactical training and required some of the children to do so as well. 0.99

01:54:20.000 The group conducted the training with the intent to face the nation and kill those who refused to believe as they did.

01:54:27.000 They spoke of waging jihad and becoming martyrs. 0.54

01:54:31.000 Oh, fun.

01:54:31.000 I wonder how many of them have snuck in through the border, kids.

01:54:34.000 These poor kids, man. 1.00

01:54:36.000 Born into a world of shit. 1.00

01:54:37.000 Oh, yeah, man. 1.00

01:54:38.000 Sucks, man. 0.99

01:54:39.000 Oh, yeah. 0.99

01:54:39.000 We won the lottery, dude. 0.99

01:54:40.000 We won the lottery.

01:54:41.000 Yeah, we certainly did.

01:54:42.000 It's crazy to me, dude.

01:54:44.000 It is crazy.

01:54:45.000 And this is just like...

01:54:46.000 But, you know, this is my whole thing.

01:54:48.000 I always...

01:54:48.000 You know, going back to the lizard people stuff at the beginning was like...

01:54:51.000 If there wasn't this apex predator class...

01:54:55.000 Like, out there manipulating energy and manipulating people, like, how much chaos would be happening in the world, you know?

01:55:03.000 There always seems to be, like, if you dig deeper, okay, there's an intelligence agent somewhere involved in that.

01:55:10.000 Well, whenever you have money...

01:55:13.000 I mean, this is back from War is a Racket, the Smedley Butler thing that he wrote in the 1930s.

01:55:18.000 This is a guy who was a famous general, and after it was all over, he realized all his years of service...

01:55:24.000 Well, they approached him to do an assassination, and he said, no, I won't do it.

01:55:28.000 Like, corporations wanted to assassinate, I think it was FDR, I'm not quite sure which the president was, but they approached him about basically doing a banker coup on the government, and he said he wouldn't do it.

01:55:42.000 Jesus Christ.

01:55:43.000 How crazy is that? 0.99

01:55:44.000 There's been a few of those organized over the years, which is fucking terrifying. 0.97

01:55:48.000 But this is just like what happens whenever people are in power, especially unchecked power. 0.92

01:55:54.000 And, you know, this whole term, the deep state, people want to think of that as conspiracy theory.

01:55:58.000 Okay, you have elected officials.

01:56:00.000 Elected officials have to get elected.

01:56:02.000 But the people that run intelligence agencies don't have to get elected, and they have massive access to money.

01:56:09.000 And power.

01:56:10.000 And they don't want to leave that position.

01:56:13.000 The business plot called the Wall Street Putsch.

01:56:16.000 Putsch?

01:56:16.000 How do you say that?

01:56:17.000 Putsch?

01:56:18.000 P-U-T-S-C-H? Putsch?

01:56:21.000 Whatever you attempt is good to me.

01:56:24.000 Okay.

01:56:25.000 The White House political conspiracy in 1933 in the United States to overthrow the government, President Franklin D. Roosevelt, and install Smedley Butler as dictator.

01:56:35.000 Butler, retired Marine Corps Major General.

01:56:49.000 What an unfortunate name. 1.00

01:57:17.000 Holy fuck, man. 1.00

01:57:23.000 Right?! 1.00

01:57:24.000 And it's so crazy to me, just hearing that, if you actually study FDR, he very much was a Wall Street puppet.

01:57:33.000 He very much was in there doing their bidding, and he had all this crazy stuff with Pearl Harbor, connections to Hitler, all this crazy stuff that people never hear about. 0.71

01:57:46.000 It's super interesting to me that When he's seen as a puppet of Wall Street, they're also trying to take him out.

01:57:53.000 And also, if you think back then, there was no access to information.

01:58:00.000 So they could do all this stuff like the assassination of Kennedy.

01:58:03.000 They could do all this stuff and completely cover it up.

01:58:07.000 There was no one had a chance.

01:58:09.000 No one had a chance.

01:58:10.000 And anybody who opened their mouth was dead.

01:58:12.000 Anybody that opened their mouth wound up dying in suspicious circumstances.

01:58:15.000 Yeah.

01:58:16.000 So I just did an episode with a guy.

01:58:18.000 He's called the Dark Journalist.

01:58:20.000 That's the way he goes by.

01:58:21.000 And he, mind blown.

01:58:23.000 He was telling me, yeah, all the people that you think were involved in the assassination of JFK, they were involved.

01:58:31.000 The intelligence agencies, multiple intelligence agencies, the Federal Reserve, a bunch of people.

01:58:40.000 One of the groups that I never heard of was basically the space program.

01:58:49.000 The people who ran the space program of that time were involved in it because Kennedy wanted to share all the information they had on UFOs and technologies with the Russians because he didn't want the Russians to think if they saw something weird in the sky,

01:59:06.000 it was the US and some kind of weird nuclear weapon.

01:59:11.000 Really?

01:59:12.000 So, and you think about back then, who was involved in the space station, say with me, Nazis who were brought over, you know, we discussed last time I was on the show.

01:59:21.000 Operation Paperclip.

01:59:21.000 Yeah, I don't think the Nazis lost.

01:59:23.000 I think they just crip-walked over here and set up shop. 0.99

01:59:26.000 Well, they definitely lost, but we took all the good ones that were engineers and scientists, and Russia took the other ones.

01:59:31.000 The only pushback I have on that, dude, is that if it's some kind of thing where we're sneaking them over, they're bringing them over, nobody changes their names?

01:59:41.000 Well, they didn't have to sneak them over.

01:59:43.000 They were brought under the protection of the United States government, and no one could know.

01:59:48.000 If they were Nazis.

01:59:49.000 There was no information.

01:59:50.000 Yeah, but Von Braun had his name and he was like on trial.

01:59:53.000 Everyone's like, oh, we got this Nazi over here.

01:59:57.000 The Simon Wiesenthal Center said that if Von Braun was alive today, they would charge him with crimes against humanity.

02:00:03.000 Yeah.

02:00:03.000 They hung the five slowest Jews in their rocket factory in Berlin to motivate people to work harder.

02:00:09.000 It's so crazy. 0.98

02:00:10.000 They were all Nazis. 0.90

02:00:12.000 So if you think about it, the Nazis hated the Russians.

02:00:16.000 And he wanted to share all this information with the Russians, and they did not like that at all.

02:00:22.000 And here's the craziest thing.

02:00:24.000 I was like, oh, what do I want to tell Joe?

02:00:25.000 Here's the craziest thing.

02:00:26.000 I've had people on my show talking about this.

02:00:29.000 Like, there is a belief out there that the head of the power pyramid of intelligence agencies is NASA. Because if you think about this, it's the one thing that everybody wants to work together on.

02:00:48.000 Like, we're possibly having this weird kind of nuclear standoff with Russians, but somehow, someway, we're all working on a space station together.

02:00:57.000 That and Antarctica are the two things where everyone puts their differences aside.

02:01:02.000 We're like, let's all work together.

02:01:03.000 And it's like, there is this real belief that the head of the snake of the intelligence agencies, which is like Mossad, CIA, MI6, is NASA's space station.

02:01:16.000 It's the NASA organization.

02:01:17.000 Space administration.

02:01:18.000 Yeah.

02:01:19.000 The thing that would make that plausible is if the knowledge of alien life is absolute.

02:01:27.000 Absolute, real, and they have to protect that information from getting out.

02:01:32.000 Yeah.

02:01:32.000 I mean, it's interesting to me because it's the one thing everybody works on.

02:01:37.000 Even Antarctica is like, they're all in on this treaty.

02:01:39.000 Yeah.

02:01:40.000 And then everyone's claiming a piece of Antarctica.

02:01:42.000 And they all just work together even though they may not get along in every... 0.96

02:01:47.000 What do you think about all that talk of direct energy weapons in Antarctica and all that shit? 0.98

02:01:51.000 Here we go. 0.99

02:01:52.000 He had to take a breath.

02:01:54.000 100%.

02:01:55.000 Like, you go, Sam, who runs the world?

02:01:56.000 Who runs the world, Sam?

02:01:58.000 Hand to God, sorcerers.

02:02:00.000 Okay?

02:02:00.000 I'm not even kidding.

02:02:03.000 Sorcerers run the world.

02:02:04.000 We're battering sorcery.

02:02:05.000 And at the highest levels, this is my honest opinion, all the new tech, next generation weaponry is just hardwired mysticism, dude. 0.99

02:02:16.000 It's like they've been working on this shit for years and years and years. 0.98

02:02:20.000 Not just like years. 1.00

02:02:21.000 We're talking centuries, if not thousands of years.

02:02:24.000 And you take a look at weather manipulation, direct energy weapons, this reading my mind.

02:02:30.000 They can wipe your whole mind of thoughts.

02:02:34.000 It's all sorcery, dude.

02:02:35.000 We are literally in a time where like...

02:02:37.000 Holly Berry's character in Marvel Universe.

02:02:40.000 We're doing that stuff.

02:02:42.000 Doctor Strange stuff.

02:02:44.000 I mean, we're doing all that stuff that we think is amazing in Marvel Comics.

02:02:48.000 Our government has that technology.

02:02:50.000 What Elon Musk puts out these robots, like, hey, how are you doing?

02:02:55.000 I think that's the flip phone of robots right now.

02:02:58.000 What DARPA has is 40, 50 years in the future.

02:03:01.000 Well, we can see what they're working on.

02:03:03.000 So the thing about DARPA is, DARPA, like Boston Dynamics.

02:03:07.000 Boston Dynamics is a publicly traded company.

02:03:09.000 Is it?

02:03:11.000 I think it is.

02:03:13.000 But the thing is, they show all their innovations, and they show all the new stuff they're working on.

02:03:18.000 But the stuff that they're working on keeps getting better and better and better, to the point where like, when are they going to stop showing us?

02:03:24.000 Because they have robots that do those ninja courses now. 0.69

02:03:28.000 Have you seen those?

02:03:29.000 Yeah.

02:03:29.000 They do backflips.

02:03:30.000 They can run like cheetahs.

02:03:32.000 Yeah, I think that's the slow rollout so we get used to it.

02:03:35.000 I think what the DARPA has, the real stuff, is way beyond that.

02:03:39.000 And they slow roll it out to us over time.

02:03:43.000 I'd believe that.

02:03:44.000 Their stuff is...

02:03:45.000 That's what I believe most of the UFO stuff is.

02:03:47.000 Yeah, 100. Like, you know, you look at Area 51, they're like, oh, look at this.

02:03:51.000 It's this crazy base.

02:03:52.000 That's not even the base.

02:03:53.000 That is the smokescreen.

02:03:55.000 Well, Area S4... Is that Big Mountain?

02:03:57.000 Yeah, that's where Bob Lazar claims he was working on back-engineering the flying saucers.

02:04:02.000 I just heard the craziest thing about Bob Lazar.

02:04:04.000 What'd you hear? 0.76

02:04:05.000 Like he got busted running a hooker. 0.79

02:04:07.000 A brothel? 0.99

02:04:08.000 Yeah.

02:04:09.000 I think he did.

02:04:10.000 Isn't that crazy?

02:04:11.000 Yeah.

02:04:11.000 That's a wild boy living in Vegas.

02:04:13.000 He's a wild boy!

02:04:14.000 Well, also, this is a guy that put a jet engine in the back of his Honda. 0.77

02:04:17.000 You know, he was kind of a crazy person before.

02:04:20.000 I mean, he was a young man.

02:04:21.000 That's why they brought him over, allegedly, to Area S4 in the first place.

02:04:25.000 Because, like, the way science is supposed to work...

02:04:29.000 Is you get a bunch of people and they collaborate on something and you write papers so that other scientists can review it and find out if it's correct.

02:04:36.000 The way they were doing it, everything was compartmentalized because it was so top secret.

02:04:40.000 They couldn't let other scientists work on it.

02:04:44.000 And so because of that, they weren't making any progress.

02:04:46.000 So what they would have to do is bring in completely new scientists every few years.

02:04:51.000 With new eyes.

02:04:51.000 With new eyes and go, what do you think of this?

02:04:53.000 And they didn't even tell them what it is.

02:04:55.000 When Lazar said...

02:04:57.000 I had dinner with Lazar.

02:04:58.000 He's very compelling.

02:04:59.000 Me and Andrew Schultz had dinner with Lazar and Jeremy Corbell.

02:05:03.000 And Lazar is very compelling.

02:05:06.000 And what he essentially was saying was that when he got there, they showed him this thing and it had an American flag sticker on it.

02:05:13.000 And he was like, oh, that makes sense.

02:05:15.000 It's ours.

02:05:16.000 So this thing that people keep seeing is one of ours.

02:05:19.000 And then as he starts examining this thing, he realizes, like...

02:05:22.000 This doesn't have any seams.

02:05:24.000 This thing is like 3D printed of some unknown alloy.

02:05:28.000 There's no controls inside of it.

02:05:29.000 It's designed for something that's like three feet tall. 0.98

02:05:32.000 Like, what the fuck is going on?

02:05:34.000 And then there's some reactor in there that has an element that's a completely theoretical element in a stable form that they're bombarding with radiation that manipulates gravity. 0.98

02:05:44.000 Yeah.

02:05:45.000 And so they're telling him, like, tell us how this works.

02:05:49.000 It's like, what?

02:05:51.000 So what's that called when you go back?

02:05:53.000 Back engineering.

02:05:54.000 Back engineering.

02:05:55.000 Yeah.

02:05:55.000 So that was what his job was, back engineering it.

02:05:57.000 But when he was doing this, he was on a completely top secret level of information.

02:06:05.000 To the point where when you're at that level, they have to monitor, they bug your house, they monitor your phone calls, everything.

02:06:11.000 So he couldn't even tell his wife what he was doing.

02:06:14.000 So the way it works is they fly you out of Vegas.

02:06:16.000 So they give you a call, 11pm, go to Vegas, go to the airport, you gotta go.

02:06:21.000 So he'd tell his wife, I gotta go to work.

02:06:23.000 She's like, what?

02:06:23.000 You have to go to work at 11 o'clock at night?

02:06:25.000 What are you doing?

02:06:26.000 She's like, I gotta go to work. 1.00

02:06:27.000 And so she was like, fuck this dude. 1.00

02:06:28.000 He's cheating on me. 1.00

02:06:29.000 I'm going to cheat.

02:06:30.000 So she starts banging her flight instructor. 0.69

02:06:32.000 She's taking flight lessons.

02:06:34.000 She starts banging this guy.

02:06:36.000 And so because Lazar would be in an emotionally unstable position if his wife is having an affair, he loses his top secret clearance and they have to relieve him.

02:06:43.000 He can't work there anymore.

02:06:45.000 So then he's telling his friends now, he's like, you can't believe what I've been working on.

02:06:49.000 I want to show you.

02:06:51.000 And every Wednesday they had this area where you can go to, this plateau, and you could look out at area S4 and you could see in the sky them piloting these crafts.

02:07:01.000 So he goes there with his friends on multiple occasions and gets arrested. 0.99

02:07:05.000 And once he gets arrested, then he realizes, they might fucking kill me. 0.99

02:07:10.000 I'm going to come clean and I'm going to tell my story. 0.99

02:07:13.000 So then he contacts George Knapp, who's an investigative journalist out of Las Vegas.

02:07:18.000 And the first ones that he does, the first interview he does, he's got his face blacked out.

02:07:22.000 You can't see him.

02:07:23.000 And then he's like, you know what?

02:07:25.000 To save my life, I probably should be like full public with this.

02:07:28.000 It might be the only way. 0.99

02:07:29.000 They don't fucking kill me. 0.99

02:07:30.000 So they were threatening him and, you know, very mysterious, breaking into his house. 1.00

02:07:35.000 Very creepy, mysterious shit. 0.99

02:07:37.000 So then he tells the whole story. 0.99

02:07:39.000 Hasn't varied from that story at all in more than 30 years.

02:07:43.000 What do you think of disclosure?

02:07:45.000 Do you think there's some bad agents in it? 0.98

02:07:48.000 I think, and I think this sometimes when people come in and talk to me about it, I think they probably use people like me as a mouthpiece to spread bullshit. 0.98

02:07:59.000 Bill Cooper thought that. 0.93

02:08:00.000 He thought that they gave him documents so he would go out and tell people.

02:08:04.000 Yeah, I bet they do.

02:08:05.000 That's the best way to hide something. 1.00

02:08:07.000 The way you hide something is you connect it with a bunch of stupid shit. 1.00

02:08:11.000 Like you connect it to Bigfoot. 1.00

02:08:12.000 You connect it to like, you know, Skinwalker Ranch.

02:08:15.000 You make it seem kooky.

02:08:17.000 And then people just dismiss it.

02:08:19.000 They dismiss all of it.

02:08:20.000 And I think that's the best way to hide a drone program.

02:08:22.000 Best way to hide a drone program is say, you know, we are in possession of things that are not of this world.

02:08:27.000 Yes.

02:08:28.000 Like, wow, really?

02:08:29.000 Yes.

02:08:29.000 And there's these top secret organizations and they want to stay top secret.

02:08:33.000 But as you notice with all this disclosure, nothing really gets out.

02:08:38.000 It's just talk.

02:08:39.000 Yes. 1.00

02:08:40.000 And so this is what gives me, like, all my spidey senses go off like, I've smelled bullshit. 0.98

02:08:46.000 Nothing's really happening. 0.98

02:08:47.000 Right, right.

02:08:48.000 Nothing's happening.

02:08:49.000 And Jeremy Corbell's convinced the new disclosures are right around the corner because he's balls deep in this stuff.

02:08:53.000 I'm like, okay, maybe, maybe, but I'm not seeing anything.

02:08:56.000 What I'm seeing is a bunch of people talking about these things, and that doesn't mean anything to me.

02:09:00.000 They're interesting.

02:09:01.000 I'll keep having them come on.

02:09:03.000 I'll keep talking to people.

02:09:04.000 It's interesting.

02:09:05.000 Do you think they give people information hoping they'll put it out?

02:09:08.000 100%.

02:09:09.000 I think there's also people that are still in the government that say they're whistleblowers and they go out and they spread false information.

02:09:15.000 I have a friend of mine.

02:09:16.000 He's named Trevor.

02:09:17.000 He told this story on my show about his dad worked at this like institute in Chicago and his dad was just like a handyman at the place.

02:09:28.000 He'd fix stuff, right?

02:09:29.000 And one day he gets a call to a level that he's never been before.

02:09:33.000 And he goes, okay, I'm going down.

02:09:34.000 So he goes all the way down.

02:09:35.000 He gets in.

02:09:36.000 It's like a weird, weird, like, just a weird floor.

02:09:40.000 It's like weird energy.

02:09:41.000 He starts walking down the hall.

02:09:43.000 He looks in.

02:09:44.000 There's like animal experiments going on.

02:09:46.000 His dad tells him this.

02:09:47.000 And his dad tells him this way later on.

02:09:49.000 Like, he doesn't have much time left in his life.

02:09:52.000 I think?

02:10:14.000 And Trevor's dad tells him, I see something in there and it's like gray.

02:10:17.000 I don't know what it is.

02:10:19.000 And then all of a sudden this tiny green thing is like walking on the outside of this craft. 0.99

02:10:25.000 And he goes, what the fuck is that? 0.96

02:10:26.000 Suddenly, bang, guns are on him. 0.99

02:10:28.000 It's security.

02:10:29.000 What are you doing here?

02:10:30.000 He's like, I just work here.

02:10:31.000 I was sent down here to just fix something.

02:10:34.000 They're like, get out of here.

02:10:35.000 What are we going to do with him?

02:10:36.000 So he says that he has to agree never to tell anybody anything, right?

02:10:40.000 But as his dad tells Trevor, every time he travels, he'll go to a random country somewhere.

02:10:47.000 He'll get pulled in security.

02:10:48.000 He gets put in a room, and these men in black come out. 0.98

02:10:52.000 And sit down and go, did you tell anybody?

02:10:54.000 Did you tell anybody?

02:10:55.000 And he's like, I haven't told anybody anything.

02:10:57.000 And this would happen to him multiple times.

02:10:59.000 And Trevor said his dad's not that creative, never would come up with crazy stuff like this.

02:11:05.000 Told him towards the end of his life when it was coming to an end.

02:11:08.000 So my question is, do they have him come down hoping that he'll start talking about this with people?

02:11:15.000 Probably not.

02:11:17.000 If it's real, it's probably incompetence.

02:11:19.000 Probably some incompetent person told them to go down there. 0.83

02:11:21.000 Some arrogant, incompetent person that thought they had complete control over the scenario and they needed someone to go down there and do something. 0.95

02:11:28.000 Just send them down there. 0.98

02:11:30.000 Maybe they trusted him.

02:11:32.000 Maybe, but it's also like...

02:11:33.000 If he's working on anything top secret, they're listening to all his phone calls.

02:11:38.000 Well, he wasn't.

02:11:38.000 He was like a maintenance guy that worked upstairs.

02:11:42.000 I guarantee after that they listened to all his phone calls.

02:11:44.000 Well, they knew where he was traveling.

02:11:45.000 They'd show up with these men in black.

02:11:47.000 Well, they probably listened to everything he did, too, just to make sure that he wasn't flapping his gums.

02:11:52.000 So, this whole thing with the men in black, too, there's this belief right now that maybe it's like...

02:11:58.000 Because you see videos of them walking through walls that they're just astral projections.

02:12:04.000 Like, have you ever seen videos where men in black just kind of show up anywhere, walk through a wall?

02:12:09.000 No, where are you getting these videos?

02:12:10.000 Dude, the streets, dog.

02:12:12.000 Oh, the streets.

02:12:12.000 The streets.

02:12:13.000 Twitter, I mean, I get sent all this stuff. 1.00

02:12:15.000 They might be bullshit. 0.99

02:12:16.000 It's possible. 0.99

02:12:17.000 Well, if you were going to be an alien and you were going to blend in with human beings, dressing up in a suit would be the best way to do it.

02:12:25.000 Be a person in a suit, wear sunglasses so they don't see your eyes, and just move around like a normal person.

02:12:32.000 If you can come here from another planet, you don't think you can disguise yourself as a different life form?

02:12:37.000 Possibly.

02:12:37.000 Of course.

02:12:38.000 Do you think aliens are from other planets?

02:12:40.000 I think they might be angels and demons.

02:12:42.000 I'm not opposed to that idea.

02:12:45.000 I think there's probably—well, there's definitely dimensions that we don't—like, Brian Cox was here yesterday, as I was saying, and he was trying to explain to me quantum computing and how quickly quantum computing works, like, that a problem that would literally take the entire amount of time that the Earth has existed To solve by a regular computer can be solved in a second by a quantum computer.

02:13:10.000 And this quantum computer is literally somehow or another accessing other universes to come to its conclusion.

02:13:18.000 To do these calculations, it's not only operating in this universe.

02:13:24.000 It's operating in other dimensions simultaneously and instantaneously.

02:13:28.000 The way he said it, it was like, and by the way, this is Brian Cox, who's like, you know, like a serious physicist.

02:13:35.000 Yeah.

02:13:35.000 You know, he's a professor.

02:13:37.000 He's a genius.

02:13:38.000 And he's literally explaining the mechanisms of quantum computing and explaining that quantum computing, even though they can't even figure out how to program it yet, is already showing that wormholes are possible.

02:13:51.000 That's so crazy.

02:13:52.000 So there's wormholes are being used somehow in the quantum computing process.

02:13:56.000 Again, I'm sure I'm butchering this.

02:13:58.000 Brian, if you're listening, I'm sorry.

02:14:00.000 One of my favorite things to do on YouTube, I go down weird rabbit holes. 0.98

02:14:05.000 Like, I like to watch weird shit on YouTube. 0.99

02:14:06.000 I love watching black people get their hair cut. 1.00

02:14:09.000 I fucking love that shit. 1.00

02:14:10.000 I don't know why. 1.00

02:14:11.000 It's just entertaining.

02:14:12.000 But one of my favorite things to do is watch a long-form math Oh boy.

02:14:18.000 Yeah, I don't know why because it's, I'm like...

02:14:20.000 It's like you're watching an alien language.

02:14:22.000 Yeah, so like I watched this one video where it was like 17 lines of math.

02:14:27.000 And then they get to the conclusion, and all I wrote was, I've never done this in my real life, ever in my life.

02:14:32.000 I've never had to use any of this stuff, because it's so smart.

02:14:35.000 Right.

02:14:36.000 And I love to just be like, this isn't how I use it in real life.

02:14:38.000 Well, all that is rudimentary in comparison to this quantum computing idea.

02:14:42.000 And what's fascinating about the quantum computing idea is that if there is this theory of many worlds, so if this theory is accurate, and there are an infinite number of universes, let's say, That it's entirely within the realm of possibility,

02:14:59.000 if you think of that being a real thing, that something can transport itself from those other dimensions to where we are.

02:15:06.000 So it might not be a metal craft that comes from Venus.

02:15:10.000 It might not be something so simple. 1.00

02:15:12.000 That's probably too simple for our stupid little minds might put it into that category. 1.00

02:15:18.000 Right. 0.99

02:15:19.000 That might be how they present themselves to us to make themselves seem at least tangible instead of what they really are, which is probably outside of our ability to grasp.

02:15:32.000 Our understanding.

02:15:33.000 Our minds can't do that.

02:15:34.000 So whatever these things are, I bet they're from multiple sources.

02:15:37.000 I bet there are actual physical things that come from somewhere.

02:15:42.000 But do they come from other planets?

02:15:45.000 Do they come from other dimensions?

02:15:46.000 Is it both?

02:15:48.000 Are some of them interstellar travelers and some of them interdimensional travelers?

02:15:53.000 Maybe.

02:15:54.000 I mean, I think we're basically ants.

02:15:56.000 We're these very rudimentary things that, as far as we know, we're the most complex thing in the universe.

02:16:02.000 And I think if you scale that, this is one of the things that Brian and I were talking about, that if you take artificial intelligence and quantum computing...

02:16:09.000 And you imagine a sentient life form that relies on quantum computing and it has access to nuclear power plants to power it.

02:16:16.000 You essentially create a god.

02:16:18.000 You get to the point where something is so powerful that it literally can control all the elements in the known universe and then have access to other universes.

02:16:28.000 And that this might be what we're dealing with.

02:16:32.000 And we might be dealing with these beings that have always been here and they come and go and they observe or they intervene.

02:16:40.000 Or one of the things Lazar talked about, one of the most bizarre things he found, he said they had this very thick document that was all about religion.

02:16:49.000 And that essentially what these life forms use us as is containers.

02:16:54.000 And he didn't understand what that meant by that.

02:16:57.000 Like containers for what?

02:17:00.000 He's like, I don't know.

02:17:00.000 But they think of us as containers.

02:17:03.000 And you would think maybe containers for souls.

02:17:07.000 If the soul is a real thing, and look, the concept of the soul has existed forever.

02:17:12.000 Very unusual for the concept of something to exist for a long time with no basis in reality.

02:17:19.000 You know, that's why I'm interested in dragons.

02:17:21.000 Like, why is every civilization, why do they all have dragons?

02:17:25.000 They mention dragons in the Bible a bunch of times.

02:17:27.000 They don't mention dinosaurs.

02:17:29.000 Well, I think because people weren't alive when dinosaurs were alive, but I bet they were alive when dragons were alive.

02:17:34.000 I bet dragons were a real thing.

02:17:36.000 And, in fact, Forrest Galante, who's a wildlife biologist, believes that there's a real possibility that dragons were an actual animal.

02:17:43.000 But that if you have an animal that has bones that are similar to, like, bird bones, and something that, you know, we, like, how many of them would you find?

02:17:52.000 What would you find that's left of that?

02:17:54.000 You know, most things don't fossilize.

02:17:57.000 I think dinosaurs are dragons.

02:17:59.000 That's what I think they were.

02:18:00.000 Well, I mean, it's possible that there was some form of—look, birds survived this impact in the Yucatan.

02:18:09.000 Whatever killed the dinosaurs did not kill chickens, all right, because chickens are literal dinosaurs.

02:18:14.000 Yeah.

02:18:14.000 They're literal dinosaurs.

02:18:16.000 You know, and if you've ever seen a chicken eat a mouse, it's fucking wild. 0.99

02:18:19.000 They're the most ruthless, ferocious little animals. 0.99

02:18:23.000 Raptors, birds, those are all eagles. 1.00

02:18:25.000 American Eagle's a goddamn dinosaur. 0.99

02:18:27.000 And that's what it is. 1.00

02:18:28.000 They're dinosaurs that live.

02:18:29.000 And in fact, some of the more recent models of what dinosaurs looked like, they've updated to add feathers.

02:18:35.000 When I was in...

02:18:37.000 What is that?

02:18:38.000 I just saw this earlier today.

02:18:40.000 Dinosaurs preserve tail in amber.

02:18:41.000 So look at that.

02:18:42.000 Feathers.

02:18:43.000 Feathers in a dinosaur's tail.

02:18:45.000 So there's a museum in Bozeman, Montana, and this museum has one side of this raptor, they have a velociraptor, and on one side of it they have, it's like a real size velociraptor, and on one side they have it with like dinosaur skin,

02:19:02.000 like we like to think of it, but the other side they have this theoretical version of it that's covered in feathers.

02:19:09.000 And that's probably what dinosaurs had.

02:19:12.000 So dinosaurs died.

02:19:15.000 During the impact but not all of them the birds lived and they're just smaller the one there was no food Okay, so like a big tyrannosaurus wreck.

02:19:23.000 There's nothing you're gonna starve to death those things died off but the little ones lived and It's so possible that something that flew like a pterodactyl like we think of pterodactyls as being like bat wings.

02:19:36.000 Yes, maybe they had feathers. 0.99

02:19:38.000 Maybe that was a gigantic fucking predatory bird and And maybe some of those fucking things look like dragons. 0.98

02:19:46.000 You know, maybe the images that... 0.99

02:19:49.000 Think of all these different cultures.

02:19:51.000 Ancient, medieval Europe, China, Japan.

02:19:56.000 Oh yeah, China for sure. 0.81

02:19:57.000 All of them had dragons.

02:19:59.000 You're the dragon.

02:20:00.000 There's so many dragons.

02:20:02.000 It might have been a real thing.

02:20:04.000 And I think most of them didn't have dragons that spit fire either. 0.98

02:20:06.000 I think that was like a fucking Hollywood movie Godzilla type deal. 0.95

02:20:11.000 But do you think the alligator is a dinosaur? 0.99

02:20:16.000 Predates the dinosaurs.

02:20:18.000 Crocodiles, crocodilian species predate dinosaurs.

02:20:20.000 Really?

02:20:21.000 Yeah.

02:20:22.000 What's the...

02:20:23.000 Yeah, there was crocodiles and crocodile species, enormous ones, by the way, that predated the dinosaur.

02:20:29.000 And I think modern alligators, they go back...

02:20:34.000 They go back really...

02:20:36.000 You know, sharks predate trees.

02:20:40.000 Really?

02:20:40.000 Predate trees.

02:20:42.000 There were sharks on Earth before there were trees.

02:20:45.000 Maybe we were all underwater for a long time. 0.93

02:20:48.000 Well, life definitely existed underwater a long ass fucking time ago. 0.94

02:20:52.000 Because crocodiles are older than trees also. 0.98

02:20:54.000 Jesus Christ. 0.99

02:20:55.000 Damn, that's crazy. 1.00

02:20:57.000 Yeah, so those are dinosaurs. 1.00

02:20:58.000 When you see a giant Nile crocodile, those are fucking dinosaurs. 0.99

02:21:03.000 That's a type of reptile. 1.00

02:21:04.000 They scare me.

02:21:05.000 They should.

02:21:06.000 I'll be in Florida.

02:21:07.000 We'll be driving.

02:21:08.000 They'll be like a dead crocodile ran a side road.

02:21:12.000 Mostly in Florida.

02:21:13.000 They're all the same to me. 0.98

02:21:15.000 They scare the shit out of me, dude. 0.89

02:21:17.000 They should.

02:21:17.000 People walking their dogs and they just come up and grab them.

02:21:20.000 And then the guy jumps in there and tries to save the dog. 0.99

02:21:24.000 Florida people don't give a fuck. 1.00

02:21:25.000 Yeah, they're not that wise. 1.00

02:21:27.000 That's one of the crazy stories.

02:21:29.000 I heard this guy was running from the cops, gets to a bridge, jumps off the bridge right onto an alligator.

02:21:33.000 Alligator eats him right in front of the cops.

02:21:35.000 How about that guy who tried to save the shark?

02:21:38.000 Do you see that video?

02:21:39.000 Where he tries to save the shark on the beach and he drags it in and the shark just turns around and kills him.

02:21:44.000 Oh, God.

02:21:46.000 You can watch that video if you want to see it, dude.

02:21:48.000 Oh, God.

02:21:48.000 I don't want to watch that.

02:21:49.000 Yeah, dude.

02:21:50.000 That one video in Egypt where they're at a resort and this kid is swimming and he's screaming for his father as he's getting slaughtered.

02:21:56.000 Oh, no, I can't watch that.

02:21:57.000 Oh, he's screaming, Papa, Papa. 1.00

02:21:59.000 He's just getting fucking murdered by this shark. 1.00

02:22:02.000 Whoa. 1.00

02:22:03.000 Whoa.

02:22:03.000 You see his legs go up in the air.

02:22:05.000 You see the water turn red.

02:22:06.000 He still tries to scream. 1.00

02:22:09.000 Yeah, fuck sharks. 1.00

02:22:11.000 What would you do if that was your kid? 1.00

02:22:13.000 What can you do?

02:22:14.000 You can't help them.

02:22:15.000 There's nothing you can do.

02:22:16.000 The kid's hundreds of yards into the water.

02:22:18.000 By the time you get there, he's already dead.

02:22:21.000 And you're going to be dead too.

02:22:22.000 Most likely, it's a feeding frenzy at this point. 0.99

02:22:25.000 You go out there, it's a suicide mission.

02:22:27.000 You just have to live with a nightmare for the rest of your life.

02:22:31.000 What's up, Jamie?

02:22:31.000 What do you got?

02:22:33.000 What are you holy shitting? 1.00

02:22:35.000 Oh, don't watch it. 1.00

02:22:36.000 Don't watch it.

02:22:36.000 No, no, [...

02:22:39.000 I don't want to see this guy get killed.

02:22:41.000 Or how about that kid that jumped off his cruise into the water and it was shark filled? 1.00

02:22:45.000 Oh, God damn it. 0.99

02:22:46.000 It's like, what are you doing? 0.99

02:22:49.000 What are you doing?

02:22:51.000 Well, there's a reason why...

02:22:53.000 Darwinism.

02:22:54.000 Yeah.

02:22:54.000 Sadly.

02:22:55.000 Natural selection. 1.00

02:22:56.000 The people that have stupid ideas, they don't make it. 1.00

02:22:58.000 And that's always been the case. 1.00

02:22:59.000 It's getting crazy.

02:23:01.000 Was the world always crazy and just social media has allowed us to see it in real time?

02:23:08.000 Well, it's super crazy today because we have more capability, right?

02:23:13.000 Because now we have guns and nuclear weapons.

02:23:16.000 Back in the day, people were super crazy, but they killed everybody with arrows and catapults.

02:23:23.000 It's more hands-on in a weird way. 0.99

02:23:26.000 Just think about all the shit that humans did back when there was no written history. 0.99

02:23:31.000 We did horrific, horrible things. 1.00

02:23:34.000 The Mongols killed someone in the neighborhood during Genghis Khan's lifetime, 50 to 70 million people.

02:23:41.000 Crazy.

02:23:41.000 They killed 10% of the population of Earth.

02:23:44.000 Yeah, so people have always been horrible.

02:23:46.000 And his DNA's in like half of the people on planet Earth. 1.00

02:23:49.000 He's just slitting throats and dropping dick. 1.00

02:23:52.000 Oh, he was dropping dick all over the place. 1.00

02:23:54.000 Taking everybody as a wife, air quotes. 1.00

02:23:56.000 Wife, this is my new wife. 0.96

02:23:57.000 But it's like, humans have always been crazy.

02:24:02.000 We're probably less violent now, but more capability and more awareness of all the chaos in the world.

02:24:09.000 And it makes me sad having to watch all of it.

02:24:12.000 And then watching, like, the parties kind of...

02:24:14.000 You know, you got these liberals now that are pro-war.

02:24:18.000 It's like the weirdest thing ever, dude.

02:24:20.000 We have to win.

02:24:21.000 We have to win in Ukraine.

02:24:22.000 Like, what are you talking about?

02:24:24.000 Russia has nukes.

02:24:25.000 They've threatened to use them. 0.99

02:24:27.000 Are you fucking serious? 0.99

02:24:29.000 Like, how about... 0.97

02:24:31.000 I tried to start a change.org, right, to get us to help the Ukraine get their own Federal Reserve so that they can print their own money and we don't have to send them any more money, and I couldn't get anyone to sign it.

02:24:43.000 I was like, join my change.org.

02:24:46.000 Let's have them print their own fake money so they can load up our money. 0.98

02:24:49.000 Why do they need our fake?

02:24:51.000 Printed up money.

02:24:52.000 Well, it's because it's a big scam.

02:24:54.000 It's a big weapon manufacturer scam.

02:24:56.000 The money is not just going straight to Ukraine.

02:24:59.000 It's going to weapons manufacturers.

02:25:01.000 And they're giving Ukraine, in aid, they're giving them tanks and weapons.

02:25:05.000 And the craziest one is the Taliban in Afghanistan.

02:25:08.000 When we leave, we leave behind billions, billions of dollars of high-tech war equipment.

02:25:15.000 And then they put parades on, where they're driving down the street with tanks and flying Blackhawks like What?

02:25:21.000 So crazy just to leave that all there.

02:25:23.000 Leave it all there.

02:25:24.000 Billions!

02:25:24.000 And empower the Taliban with modern weapons.

02:25:28.000 These guys that are living in fucking caves, fucking goats all day. 1.00

02:25:32.000 And now all of a sudden they have Blackhawks. 1.00

02:25:34.000 It's so nuts.

02:25:35.000 That whole area is crazy.

02:25:37.000 Oh my God.

02:25:38.000 You don't even know the half of it.

02:25:39.000 I have a buddy who served over there, multiple deployments in Afghanistan, and he told me it's insane. 0.98

02:25:45.000 It's just the male rape. 1.00

02:25:48.000 Men raping each other and raping boys? 1.00

02:25:50.000 He said it's fucking rampant. 1.00

02:25:53.000 It's called Man Loves Thursdays? 0.99

02:25:54.000 Yeah.

02:25:55.000 That's what they do?

02:25:56.000 It ain't just happening on Thursday, bro.

02:25:57.000 Brian and I went on a tour.

02:25:59.000 We did it with Steve Byrne and Dove Davidoff and they told us about that.

02:26:02.000 That like the Afghanis, they see women for procreation, men for pleasure. 1.00

02:26:08.000 How do you fix that? 0.98

02:26:11.000 Imagine trying to install a democratic government into a place that has child rape as a normal thing. 1.00

02:26:17.000 He said that guys would have parades where guys would have their harem of boys, and the most amount of boys would make you look like a pimp, and so it was cool to show all the boys that you're fucking. 1.00

02:26:31.000 It's just like down the street. 0.99

02:26:32.000 Yeah.

02:26:33.000 On main streets.

02:26:34.000 Yeah.

02:26:35.000 And then it just becomes generational.

02:26:36.000 What is done to you, you do to the next gen, which is so tragic. 0.96

02:26:40.000 He said they had this guy who was like this mentally handicapped guy that was working in his kitchen and they would all take turns raping this guy. 0.98

02:26:47.000 And he caught him raping this guy. 0.97

02:26:49.000 And the guy would just take it. 0.96

02:26:50.000 It's just normal.

02:26:51.000 Just normal.

02:26:52.000 And they did it to each other. 1.00

02:26:53.000 He said they would go into the barracks and all be fucking each other. 1.00

02:26:56.000 He's like, Jesus Christ. 0.98

02:26:59.000 But don't you think that that's probably how human beings behaved back in like the Spartan days?

02:27:04.000 Yeah! 0.99

02:27:05.000 Like the Spartans all fucked each other. 0.99

02:27:09.000 Not taking it if somebody doesn't want it is like a new thing, right? 0.98

02:27:13.000 Like way back in the day.

02:27:15.000 Consent.

02:27:15.000 Yeah, consent is a brand new westernized thing.

02:27:18.000 It's like sarcasm and consent are just westernized things that most people don't understand.

02:27:23.000 And then back in the day, it was just, like, savagery, dude.

02:27:26.000 Savagery.

02:27:27.000 Full-on savagery.

02:27:28.000 And you're never going to get these—like, I just had this guy on my show, his name's Jay Dyer, and he came on, he was talking about how basically British intelligence made all the borders of the Middle East—like, they just created borders.

02:27:41.000 Like, these borders that we see, this Saudi Arabia, this is this, this is that, those were made up by British intelligence.

02:27:47.000 They just basically went in, based on tribes, they said, okay, here, here, here.

02:27:51.000 Because most of these people are just tribes.

02:27:54.000 Like, if you study, like, the history of Saudi Arabia, It is so nuts! 0.51

02:27:58.000 It is so crazy!

02:28:00.000 Because basically, they were just nomads.

02:28:03.000 And they discovered oil there, so the banking cabal comes in and goes, here's what we're going to do.

02:28:08.000 We're going to set up an apparatus to extract this, and they just have to have all these terms.

02:28:12.000 Made it up.

02:28:14.000 Dude, I don't want to go too super deep, but it is... 1.00

02:28:17.000 You read this, you go, holy shit! 0.98

02:28:20.000 Like, people, you know, you've had guests on here talking about how the British Empire didn't really end. 1.00

02:28:25.000 That is the most true shit ever. 1.00

02:28:28.000 They become bankers. 1.00

02:28:28.000 They became bankers. 1.00

02:28:30.000 And really, dude, I think America and Britain, our relationship really is master blaster.

02:28:34.000 You know what?

02:28:35.000 Right? 1.00

02:28:36.000 We're just a big dumb monkey! 1.00

02:28:39.000 And they're just like, do this! 1.00

02:28:40.000 Do that!

02:28:41.000 And that's really what's happening, man.

02:28:43.000 If you study how the British intelligence infiltrated Islam, it's like all crazy stuff, dude.

02:28:50.000 And they're everywhere, man.

02:28:53.000 Even when they go in 9-11, where the Saudis were involved, that's really British intelligence. 0.61

02:28:59.000 Wasn't the whole idea of suicide bombers and jihad, didn't they do that when the Soviet Union had taken over Afghanistan? 0.57

02:29:07.000 They did it to try to fight against it?

02:29:10.000 And also demoralize them by getting them all hooked on heroin.

02:29:16.000 Nobody comes out of Afghanistan the same. 1.00

02:29:18.000 You go in there, try to tame that, you just can't do it.

02:29:21.000 Nobody's tamed it.

02:29:22.000 It's all just warlords.

02:29:24.000 It's crazy.

02:29:25.000 Do you ever see the...

02:29:26.000 We had Jason Everman on the podcast who was in Nirvana and also in Soundgarden and then went over to become a Special Forces soldier.

02:29:35.000 After that?

02:29:36.000 After that.

02:29:37.000 Wow.

02:29:37.000 Yeah, after that.

02:29:38.000 And really fucking interesting guy. 0.82

02:29:40.000 But he said that there's ancient Greek... 0.98

02:29:43.000 Like, construction that looks like the Parthenon in Afghanistan.

02:29:47.000 Yes.

02:29:48.000 Find some of that stuff. 0.90

02:29:50.000 They have photographs of this stuff, but you can't get archaeologists out there to study it because it's too fucking dangerous. 0.95

02:29:55.000 It's run by the Taliban. 0.93

02:29:56.000 Back to the sorcery, dude.

02:29:58.000 I think a lot of this war that we see happening is about just erasing our history.

02:30:05.000 Like, you remember when the Taliban were just shooting these giant, beautiful statues and destroying them?

02:30:10.000 Erased.

02:30:11.000 Erased.

02:30:12.000 A lot of people think there's something, not a lot, but some people think that the weapon of mass destruction in Iraq is a portal.

02:30:20.000 It's not really about a bomb.

02:30:22.000 What?

02:30:23.000 Is it a real weapon of mass destruction?

02:30:24.000 Well, they go in.

02:30:25.000 Where do they go?

02:30:26.000 The first thing they do, you ask anybody, they go right into the museums.

02:30:29.000 They start taking all the old artifacts from everything.

02:30:33.000 They're wiping out.

02:30:34.000 Stargate.

02:30:35.000 So there's a lot of talk, like this whole thing with like, you know, like what are the plans after October 7th and all this stuff.

02:30:41.000 I think the old gods are coming back, dog.

02:30:43.000 I think the old gods want to come back and reign.

02:30:46.000 And I think a lot of this is about bringing back...

02:30:48.000 You mean like the Anunnaki? 0.98

02:30:49.000 No, I'm thinking like the Zoyer asterism and stuff like that.

02:30:53.000 If you study Zoyer asterism...

02:30:54.000 Like if you study...

02:30:55.000 Dude, the weirdest thing?

02:30:56.000 If you study like Statue of Liberty, that's a dude, bro!

02:31:01.000 It is a cross-dresser. 1.00

02:31:02.000 Really?

02:31:03.000 Oh yeah.

02:31:04.000 The Statue of Liberty is an old, old Zoyerasterism god called Mithras. 1.00

02:31:09.000 And you get into, if you study it, you can even study like the old...

02:31:14.000 One at a time.

02:31:15.000 First of all, images of ancient Greece and Afghanistan.

02:31:18.000 Let's get those first.

02:31:19.000 Okay.

02:31:20.000 Because I don't want to lose this.

02:31:20.000 Okay.

02:31:21.000 I don't want to lose this.

02:31:21.000 And then we're going to go to Statue of Liberty.

02:31:23.000 Okay.

02:31:24.000 So look at this stuff.

02:31:27.000 It's a model of what it looked like.

02:31:28.000 It's a model of what it looked like, but they do have some images of the actual ruins.

02:31:31.000 Look at that.

02:31:32.000 So ancient Greek ruins in Afghanistan.

02:31:36.000 Look at that. 1.00

02:31:36.000 Fucking bananas. 1.00

02:31:38.000 And no archaeology being done. 1.00

02:31:40.000 This is fucking insanity. 0.98

02:31:42.000 And the stuff that Everman showed me is actually a little more even complex photos that he took of these ruins. 0.99

02:31:48.000 What about...

02:31:49.000 I can't pronounce...

02:31:50.000 Look at that mosaic.

02:31:51.000 Look at the tiles and look at these Greek statues.

02:31:54.000 I'm telling you, man.

02:31:54.000 This is all from Alexander the Great.

02:31:57.000 Okay, now go to Statue of Liberty.

02:31:59.000 Yeah, I was getting in there.

02:32:00.000 I want to see what the Statue of Liberty looks like.

02:32:02.000 Is it true the Statue of Liberty, click on that, is modeled after the Persian god Mithra?

02:32:10.000 Yes.

02:32:10.000 Hardly.

02:32:11.000 First, both the original- No. 0.99

02:32:13.000 This guy's crazy.

02:32:14.000 Well, I don't believe any of these fact checkers anymore. 0.97

02:32:16.000 Yeah.

02:32:17.000 But let's look at the Statue of Liberty.

02:32:19.000 Give me a good image of the Statue of Liberty.

02:32:21.000 It's a dude.

02:32:22.000 Hmm.

02:32:23.000 It's a drag queen. 1.00

02:32:24.000 You sure?

02:32:25.000 Yeah.

02:32:26.000 Trust me.

02:32:26.000 Where's the muscles?

02:32:27.000 There it is.

02:32:27.000 Like Mithras, dude.

02:32:28.000 Let me see the face.

02:32:29.000 That's it right there.

02:32:29.000 That's Mithras.

02:32:30.000 Damn, that does look like a good dude. 0.98

02:32:31.000 The top one, that's Mithras. 0.99

02:32:32.000 Look at the jaw.

02:32:33.000 Yep.

02:32:34.000 It does look like a good dude.

02:32:35.000 So if you study, like, you know, who gave us Statue of Liberty?

02:32:38.000 France, right?

02:32:38.000 Right.

02:32:39.000 Go to the photograph for the Statue of Liberty's face again.

02:32:41.000 Make that one in the center big.

02:32:43.000 That does look like a good guy.

02:32:45.000 It looks like a Greek god.

02:32:46.000 Yep.

02:32:46.000 That's a dude in drag.

02:32:48.000 Look how thick the neck is. 0.75

02:32:50.000 Yeah, dude.

02:32:50.000 Thick neck, dude.

02:32:51.000 Look at that.

02:32:52.000 It does look like a guy.

02:32:54.000 Look at that one, that image too, what says up in the top right-hand corner.

02:32:57.000 That looks like a guy.

02:32:59.000 Look at the arm.

02:33:00.000 That does not look like a feminine arm.

02:33:02.000 Look at the hand.

02:33:03.000 Old pagan... 0.96

02:33:04.000 Look at the hands.

02:33:06.000 Zoyerasterism gods. 0.96

02:33:07.000 Whoa.

02:33:08.000 They're coming back, dude.

02:33:09.000 Whoa.

02:33:10.000 See if you can get a better image of the Statue of Liberty.

02:33:13.000 That one there, it says flicker in the middle, on the bottom, bottom in the middle.

02:33:17.000 Yeah.

02:33:20.000 Boy, that looks like a dude. 0.99

02:33:22.000 Holy shit, Sam Tripoli. 1.00

02:33:25.000 Statue of Liberty is a fucking dude. 1.00

02:33:27.000 Go back to that image of them posting it. 0.99

02:33:30.000 There was an image that you just had up in the bottom.

02:33:33.000 Yeah, the scaffolding.

02:33:34.000 Look at that.

02:33:35.000 That's a guy, man.

02:33:38.000 That looks like Avatar, dude.

02:33:40.000 If you study the French Olympics...

02:33:42.000 Look at the arm and the hand.

02:33:43.000 Look at the hand.

02:33:44.000 That's not a woman's hand. 1.00

02:33:45.000 Yeah, dude, that's a thick wrist.

02:33:47.000 Wow, Statue of Liberty's a guy. 1.00

02:33:52.000 Holy shit, man. 1.00

02:33:54.000 Does he have breasts? 1.00

02:33:55.000 Yeah, this guy came on my podcast named Christopher Knowles and he broke it all down. 0.99

02:33:59.000 Where's the breasts? 1.00

02:33:59.000 There's no breasts. 1.00

02:34:01.000 Yeah.

02:34:01.000 Statue of Liberty does not have breasts.

02:34:06.000 Wow. 1.00

02:34:07.000 It's a fucking guy. 1.00

02:34:09.000 Kind of. 1.00

02:34:11.000 They probably added that later.

02:34:12.000 That's Photoshop.

02:34:14.000 Let me see.

02:34:15.000 I don't see boobs. 0.85

02:34:16.000 I see a gut. 0.99

02:34:17.000 But that's my pecs.

02:34:20.000 Look, see?

02:34:21.000 He looks shredded.

02:34:23.000 Look, if I'm standing here like this, look at this. 1.00

02:34:24.000 I have tits. 1.00

02:34:25.000 I definitely have tits. 0.99

02:34:26.000 I'm trying. 1.00

02:34:30.000 Statue of Liberty breasts. 0.99

02:34:31.000 Uh-oh, you're going to get to a weird porn site. 0.99

02:34:33.000 Yeah. 0.94

02:34:37.000 Statue of Liberty getting stuck in a drug.

02:34:38.000 On Instagram it does breastfeeding videos. 0.95

02:34:40.000 That fat tit right there. 1.00

02:34:41.000 Those ones are different. 0.96

02:34:43.000 That's fake.

02:34:44.000 That's a big, juicy, titty one.

02:34:45.000 She's got silicones. 1.00

02:34:47.000 And those aren't real.

02:34:48.000 Bad way to look.

02:34:49.000 Bad way to look. 0.51

02:34:49.000 You're going to get to a porn site. 0.51

02:34:51.000 All right, Sam. 0.78

02:34:52.000 Let's bring this home.

02:34:53.000 Okay.

02:34:53.000 There we go.

02:34:54.000 Sam, you're the fucking man. 1.00

02:34:55.000 Thank you, buddy. 1.00

02:34:56.000 I love you so much.

02:34:57.000 It's always great to see you.

02:34:58.000 You've shown me so much love over the years, and I'm so appreciative of you, so thank you.

02:35:03.000 I'm appreciative of you as well.

02:35:04.000 You're awesome.

02:35:05.000 And you go hard.

02:35:06.000 I appreciate that.

02:35:06.000 Thank you, dude.

02:35:07.000 I appreciate it.

02:35:08.000 You're special.

02:35:09.000 I have a special.

02:35:09.000 It's dropping everywhere.

02:35:11.000 I might put it on YouTube, but I gotta beat the shit out of it because we go pretty hard on this.

02:35:16.000 But if you go to Twitter, Sam Tripoli, you go to Twitter.com slash Sam Tripoli, or you go to Rumble.

02:35:23.000 Rumble's been very nice to me.

02:35:25.000 Rumble's great.

02:35:26.000 Rumble put out my special.

02:35:27.000 Rumble's one of the real free speech platforms that's around now.

02:35:30.000 Twitter's great too, man.

02:35:31.000 Twitter's great.

02:35:32.000 Dude, me?

02:35:33.000 I got three million views on one long time ago, but I never get that.

02:35:39.000 They're not suppressed anymore.

02:35:40.000 You know when Elon took over Twitter, I gained like seven million followers in like a couple of months?

02:35:45.000 Yes!

02:35:45.000 Like that.

02:35:46.000 Dude, they suppress... 0.99

02:35:47.000 They suppress the fuck out of me. 0.99

02:35:50.000 I'm suppressed on Instagram. 0.99

02:35:51.000 I'm almost positive of it.

02:35:53.000 I'm stuck at 19.3 million.

02:35:55.000 I know that's a lot, but I'm stuck there for quite a while.

02:35:58.000 I have 124,000 followers, and I've had that for five years, okay?

02:36:03.000 Can't go above it.

02:36:04.000 I had to post get 25 likes.

02:36:07.000 Yeah.

02:36:08.000 Suppression.

02:36:08.000 It's crazy.

02:36:09.000 And you can also go to samtriplee.com.

02:36:11.000 You can also find all my podcasts there.

02:36:14.000 My Broken Simulation, Conspiracy Social Club, Cash Daddies, and what's my other one?

02:36:20.000 You have so many podcasts.

02:36:20.000 I just can't stop, won't stop.

02:36:23.000 And yeah, go to my tour dates.

02:36:25.000 I'm touring, working on a new hour.

02:36:27.000 All right, my man.

02:36:28.000 Appreciate you, brother.

02:36:28.000 I love you, buddy.

02:36:29.000 I love you, too.

02:36:30.000 Thank you so much, dude.

02:36:30.000 Thanks for being here.

02:36:31.000 All right, bye, buddy.

The Joe Rogan Experience - October 25, 2024

Joe Rogan Experience #2218 - Sam Tripoli

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