The Joe Rogan Experience - November 08, 2024


Joe Rogan Experience #2226 - Theo Von


Episode Stats

Length

3 hours and 21 minutes

Words per Minute

189.70865

Word Count

38,201

Sentence Count

4,096

Misogynist Sentences

106


Summary

On this episode of The Joe Rogan Experience, the podcaster and podcaster joins me to talk about the results of the 2020 election and why he thinks the economy is going to be a disaster. We also talk about why we should all be worried about what s going to happen to the economy in the future and why it s a good thing that we re all going to end up having to go to college to get a driver s license. And we talk about how much better we are now that we ve got a job and are able to pay for our cars and other basic needs. And we have a special guest on the pod this week, who happens to be my good friend and former college roommate, Jamie. We talk about what it s like to be in college and what it's like being a college freshman and how to deal with the pressures of being a millennial in the 21st century. And, of course, we talk a lot about the economy and how it s not so great right now, but it s gonna get better in 2020. I hope you enjoy this episode and tweet me if you liked it! with your thoughts on the election and what you think of it. Timestamps: 8:00 - What was your favorite moment of the election? 9:30 - What's the worst thing you saw on election night? 11:15 - How did you feel about it? 16:00:00 17:20 - What do you think about the future of the economy? 18:00 | What's your favorite part of the country? 19: What are you looking forward to in 2020? 21:30 | What s the worst part of your life right now? 22:40 - What s your biggest takeaway from the election day? 25:30 26:40 27:10 - How do you're going to do next? 29:40 | What would you like to see the future? 32:00 / 32:30 // 33:10 35:00 // 35:10 | What are your biggest takeaways from this episode? 36:00 & 35: Is it a good place to start the next episode of the podcast? 37: What's a better place? 39:00 + 40:00/36:00? 41:00 Is it better than the economy better than this? 40:20


Transcript

00:00:03.000 The Joe Rogan Experience.
00:00:05.000 Train by day.
00:00:07.000 Joe Rogan Podcast by night.
00:00:08.000 All day.
00:00:13.000 These are like conversation condoms, aren't they?
00:00:15.000 Yeah, a little bit.
00:00:17.000 Well, it's like a safe room.
00:00:20.000 Blocks out the world.
00:00:21.000 Yeah.
00:00:22.000 Conversation only exists inside your ears.
00:00:24.000 You know?
00:00:25.000 Locks you in.
00:00:26.000 I think it locks you in.
00:00:27.000 Yeah.
00:00:27.000 That's what I like about it.
00:00:28.000 Yeah, it's almost like a football player kind of putting on their helmet.
00:00:31.000 Right.
00:00:32.000 Ready to go.
00:00:33.000 You're like, we're ready for this.
00:00:34.000 Yeah.
00:00:35.000 Yo, how fun was election night at the mothership?
00:00:38.000 It was baffling, man.
00:00:40.000 I mean, here, I'll tell you.
00:00:41.000 It was...
00:00:44.000 It was so much fun.
00:00:45.000 We had such a good time.
00:00:47.000 That green room was so positive.
00:00:49.000 My favorite part, at one point, they were playing that song.
00:00:52.000 You talk about a revolution.
00:00:55.000 People were dancing.
00:00:57.000 People were smoking weed.
00:00:58.000 I think there was a baby smoking weed.
00:01:01.000 Everybody was like...
00:01:03.000 It was crazy, dude.
00:01:05.000 Adam and Eve were in there.
00:01:07.000 There was just a lot going on.
00:01:09.000 It felt like...
00:01:11.000 America's brighter.
00:01:12.000 That's what it felt like.
00:01:13.000 We were moving towards this insane world where we're being controlled by liars.
00:01:20.000 We're just being gaslit left and right.
00:01:23.000 We saw it all over the media.
00:01:24.000 We saw it all over the news.
00:01:25.000 Things that were right in front of your face, they're trying to deny.
00:01:29.000 There's just so much craziness, and then all of a sudden...
00:01:35.000 Did you see the map of the actual country?
00:01:39.000 Like how many places actually voted red?
00:01:43.000 Oh no, I don't know if I saw that or not.
00:01:46.000 It's just a few cities.
00:01:47.000 Even California was mostly red.
00:01:49.000 That's what's crazy.
00:01:51.000 I don't know if I saw that.
00:01:54.000 I'm trying to think of what I saw.
00:01:57.000 Tony was nervous, remember?
00:02:04.000 Dude, he better be fucking nervous.
00:02:05.000 Dude, I kept just going up to him and going, Feliz Navidad to fucking get his vibes.
00:02:12.000 Look at that.
00:02:13.000 Oh, wow.
00:02:14.000 This is the one I saw Jamie, I'll send this to you.
00:02:18.000 It's got music to it.
00:02:20.000 This was like when I got that hair surgery.
00:02:24.000 What I'm talking about?
00:02:25.000 They play music in the background?
00:02:27.000 No, but it looks like that pattern.
00:02:29.000 Let me see that again.
00:02:31.000 Yeah, it looks a lot like that, like a transplant.
00:02:35.000 Yeah, micrographs.
00:02:37.000 Yeah, that's what it looks like, man.
00:02:39.000 So what I sent you, Jamie, it just shows like the entire country.
00:02:44.000 Did I show you?
00:02:47.000 Look at that.
00:02:50.000 Oh, that's interesting.
00:02:51.000 That's crazy.
00:02:53.000 There's no blue states, just blue cities.
00:02:55.000 Well, then why do you think the cities and states are so much different then?
00:03:00.000 Well, cities are always going to be blue.
00:03:02.000 It's normal.
00:03:04.000 There's a lot of factors.
00:03:06.000 One of them is...
00:03:08.000 You have massive populations of people, right?
00:03:11.000 And you – when you have massive populations of people, a lot of times it's based around universities.
00:03:17.000 Like Los Angeles is slightly different because Los Angeles has universities but really it's like more around Hollywood which is equally delusional.
00:03:25.000 But most big cities are flavored by a university.
00:03:30.000 Like Austin is flavored by the University of Texas.
00:03:33.000 Yeah.
00:03:34.000 It's why Austin is progressive.
00:03:36.000 Austin is, for people that don't know outside of Texas, Austin is one of the most progressive cities.
00:03:42.000 Like if you look at, we voted in Austin, the city of Austin voted more for Kamala Harris than the city of Los Angeles did.
00:03:49.000 Oh, wow.
00:03:50.000 Really?
00:03:50.000 A higher percentage of Democrats voted for Kamala Harris than even Los Angeles.
00:03:55.000 Well, I think a lot—it seems like a lot of Democrats—I don't know a ton about politics, but it seems like a lot of Democrats—I understand a lot of the voting because it's hopeful voting.
00:04:07.000 It's like wishful thinking.
00:04:10.000 Well, they're feeding off of narratives.
00:04:12.000 Like, you're a good person if you believe this.
00:04:16.000 But the consequences are what they're ignoring.
00:04:19.000 The pretending that the economy's in a great place.
00:04:22.000 That's crazy.
00:04:23.000 Talk to anybody who's broke.
00:04:25.000 Talk to anybody who's struggling to pay for bills and groceries.
00:04:28.000 Talk to anybody who's trying to buy a car.
00:04:30.000 The economy is bananas right now.
00:04:32.000 It's sketchy.
00:04:33.000 Very sketchy.
00:04:34.000 People are robbing each other on Facebook Marketplace.
00:04:37.000 A lot of it is recovering from COVID, I'm sure.
00:04:40.000 I mean, there's probably a lot of blowback from that.
00:04:43.000 I mean, they shut the whole fucking country down, which is just so nuts.
00:04:46.000 That was insane, man.
00:04:48.000 I think that's one of the...
00:04:49.000 But yeah, people are robbing each other on Facebook Marketplace.
00:04:52.000 My buddy was going to buy a couple walkie-talkies off a guy, right?
00:04:54.000 Gets fucking mugged, right?
00:04:56.000 Really?
00:04:57.000 Yeah.
00:04:57.000 He was going to buy a couple of...
00:04:59.000 So he meets the guy to go get the walkie-talkies and the guy mugs him?
00:05:02.000 That's like the seventh story I've heard.
00:05:03.000 But it's like people are doing crime – people are resorting to crime.
00:05:08.000 And that's when it's not good, I feel like.
00:05:10.000 Well, not just that.
00:05:11.000 When people are resorting to crime.
00:05:12.000 This administration did that I think is terrible, and this is a progressive liberal thing, is that you have these DAs, these George Soros-funded DAs that just let people out for violent crime.
00:05:25.000 And get the no cash bail thing.
00:05:27.000 And when there's no repercussions for crime, guess what?
00:05:29.000 Crime goes way the fuck up.
00:05:31.000 Oh, yeah.
00:05:31.000 If I'm a criminal and they're like, hey, it's crime time or whatever, I'm going to fucking put on my cleats or whatever.
00:05:37.000 I'm going to get out there.
00:05:38.000 You know, you're going to go to jail and you're just going to get released.
00:05:40.000 Yeah.
00:05:40.000 It's like catch and release.
00:05:41.000 It's almost like the fishing rules or whatever.
00:05:44.000 Like if you go trout fishing in the lake.
00:05:47.000 I mean, a little bit.
00:05:49.000 You're a fly fisherman.
00:05:50.000 You used to be a cop, now you're a fly fisherman with barbless hooks.
00:05:53.000 You just have a pair of Nikes on the hook?
00:05:54.000 Yeah, you just put them out there.
00:05:57.000 Yeah, those fishermen, they use barbless hooks.
00:06:00.000 And then they let the fish go.
00:06:02.000 I went fly fishing recently.
00:06:04.000 Yeah?
00:06:04.000 Yeah, man.
00:06:05.000 Did you have a good time?
00:06:07.000 Yeah, you know what I did?
00:06:08.000 I thought it was like, um...
00:06:11.000 Let me think about what I thought it was like, uh...
00:06:14.000 It's the more sophisticated way to go fishing.
00:06:16.000 Yes, it was like, excuse me, fish.
00:06:18.000 Yes, gentle cast.
00:06:19.000 Yes.
00:06:20.000 It was like, hey.
00:06:21.000 It also requires a lot more skill.
00:06:23.000 Well, it requires more patience.
00:06:26.000 For sure.
00:06:26.000 You can't, like, if you have a kid or whatever, you can't do it.
00:06:31.000 Like, if you're just fishing on the bank, you can have your kid and you can be sitting there smoking or whatever your kid likes to do, you know?
00:06:36.000 But if you're in that, you have to constantly be moving it, you know?
00:06:40.000 It's very kind of like...
00:06:43.000 It's kind of homoerotic almost.
00:06:46.000 It's like, hey fish or whatever.
00:06:48.000 Oh, it's flailing.
00:06:49.000 It's like, hey fish.
00:06:50.000 I think so?
00:06:51.000 Yeah, dude.
00:06:52.000 You haven't seen those guys?
00:06:58.000 It's like, hey fish, I'm over here.
00:07:00.000 I'm over here, boys.
00:07:01.000 The least sophisticated form of fishing is like a bobber with a worm on it.
00:07:06.000 That's the least.
00:07:06.000 You throw it out there.
00:07:07.000 But that's some of the most fun fishing because when that bobber starts moving, you're like, oh shit.
00:07:11.000 Oh shit, I think we got one.
00:07:12.000 Oh shit.
00:07:13.000 It's like jaws all of a sudden.
00:07:14.000 Bro, fishing is so exciting.
00:07:16.000 Yeah, my grandma used to take us fishing, dude, and she was like a...
00:07:20.000 Malignant fisherman or whatever, and she would...
00:07:23.000 Degenerate?
00:07:24.000 Yeah, like very...
00:07:25.000 What do you mean by malignant?
00:07:26.000 She was like a staunch fisherman.
00:07:28.000 Staunch?
00:07:28.000 Like, we're fishing, you know?
00:07:30.000 Oh, aggressive.
00:07:31.000 You better not fucking not fish, you know?
00:07:33.000 Really?
00:07:33.000 She would kind of have that kind of behavior.
00:07:34.000 Yeah, she was very...
00:07:36.000 You better fucking fish, white boy.
00:07:38.000 Whoa.
00:07:38.000 You know, she would kind of be like that.
00:07:40.000 Yes, very aggressive, right?
00:07:41.000 About fishing for little kids.
00:07:43.000 Yeah.
00:07:43.000 And we'd have to be quiet and look straight out and wait for the bobber.
00:07:47.000 But she loved to fish.
00:07:51.000 Did she love to eat fish?
00:07:52.000 Yep, she liked to skin them and grill them and everything.
00:07:55.000 Yeah?
00:07:55.000 Yeah, it was cool.
00:07:56.000 What kind of fish?
00:07:57.000 Mostly catfish, bullheads.
00:07:58.000 We used to fish up in Spoon River up in Illinois.
00:08:01.000 Did you guys use chicken liver?
00:08:03.000 Yeah.
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00:09:16.000 We would get out there, we'd have a little thermos full of chicken liver.
00:09:19.000 Yeah, chicken liver works, man.
00:09:20.000 My grandfather would say anything and she'd fucking look at him.
00:09:22.000 He wouldn't talk for a month after that.
00:09:25.000 She was the fisherman.
00:09:26.000 She was.
00:09:27.000 The fisherwoman.
00:09:28.000 Yeah, she loved to fish.
00:09:30.000 I think she liked catching her own meals.
00:09:34.000 She didn't like to hunt, but she liked to fish.
00:09:36.000 What's that fucking dude's name?
00:09:37.000 The chubby dude that dressed up like the devil and everybody got mad.
00:09:41.000 He's a singer.
00:09:42.000 Sam.
00:09:42.000 What's that?
00:09:43.000 Sam Smith.
00:09:44.000 Sam Smith.
00:09:45.000 Yeah.
00:09:47.000 He said he wanted to be a fisher-them.
00:09:50.000 Oh, God.
00:09:51.000 Not a fisherman, a fisher-her, a fisher-she.
00:09:54.000 A fisher-them!
00:09:56.000 Yeah, that's wild.
00:09:58.000 The they-them thing, that's the best evidence you need that people are out of their fucking minds.
00:10:02.000 You can't be plural, you fucking idiot.
00:10:04.000 Stop.
00:10:05.000 The only thing I think it's like, it's almost...
00:10:08.000 If you're being plural, you're...
00:10:10.000 I don't understand it.
00:10:12.000 If you're being plural, are you being...
00:10:14.000 There's more of me, kind of?
00:10:17.000 That's what I understand.
00:10:17.000 Is it like an ego trip?
00:10:19.000 That's what I don't understand about the...
00:10:22.000 It's just a way to be unique, and it's a way to be in a marginalized community if you're just a regular person.
00:10:27.000 So if you're a regular white person, you're at the lower end of the social hierarchy amongst woke people.
00:10:34.000 But if you're queer or non-binary...
00:10:38.000 Now you're in a protected group.
00:10:39.000 My buddy's queer, actually.
00:10:41.000 Nice.
00:10:41.000 What does he have to do to be queer?
00:10:43.000 Nothing.
00:10:44.000 He's cool.
00:10:44.000 He's just...
00:10:45.000 He doesn't...
00:10:46.000 Yeah, he didn't, like, send you an email update or whatever.
00:10:48.000 He's just...
00:10:49.000 Did he update his Twitter pronouns?
00:10:51.000 No, he's just like a...
00:10:52.000 Just decides he's queer.
00:10:54.000 Yeah, he's like a secret...
00:10:55.000 Not secret, he's like...
00:11:00.000 I don't even know what they call it.
00:11:01.000 I gotta look at the chart or whatever.
00:11:02.000 What is queer these days?
00:11:04.000 Because when I was a kid, queer was gay.
00:11:06.000 If someone was queer, they're gay.
00:11:07.000 Or if you got punched in the head, then you're on queer street.
00:11:10.000 It was like everything was confusing.
00:11:12.000 Queer was confusing.
00:11:13.000 Okay.
00:11:14.000 And then queer became gay somewhere along the line.
00:11:17.000 But now I think queer is whatever you want it to be.
00:11:21.000 Yeah.
00:11:22.000 You could be gay, bi, straight.
00:11:25.000 And then you could be pansexual.
00:11:28.000 What is that?
00:11:30.000 Exactly.
00:11:31.000 That's what Wayne Brady is.
00:11:32.000 He's pansexual?
00:11:33.000 He came out.
00:11:34.000 Damn.
00:11:35.000 Came out as pansexual.
00:11:36.000 I don't know what that means.
00:11:37.000 I can barely handle whatever I am, dude.
00:11:40.000 To be real honest, bro.
00:11:41.000 It's all so new.
00:11:42.000 Whatever I am, bro, it keeps jerking off at night and being afraid to talk to women.
00:11:47.000 So, whatever that one is, that's what I am, bro.
00:11:51.000 You're theosexual.
00:11:53.000 Oh, it's fucking getting kind of heady, man.
00:11:55.000 You're theosexual.
00:11:56.000 Why are you afraid to talk to the women?
00:11:58.000 No, I don't know.
00:11:59.000 I think I get afraid to...
00:12:02.000 I've always got afraid to approach women.
00:12:06.000 Really?
00:12:06.000 Yeah.
00:12:07.000 But wow, you're a handsome fellow.
00:12:08.000 You're funny.
00:12:09.000 You're successful.
00:12:11.000 I don't know.
00:12:11.000 I think something I just...
00:12:13.000 Childhood shit?
00:12:15.000 Yeah, probably.
00:12:17.000 I would just be so fucking nervous, buddy.
00:12:21.000 When I was a kid, I would be so nervous.
00:12:25.000 I would be so nervous.
00:12:27.000 Which is interesting that you got into stand-up comedy, which makes people really fucking nervous.
00:12:31.000 Well, I think I was familiar with being nervous, so that didn't affect me.
00:12:36.000 Interesting, because you're nervous all the time.
00:12:38.000 You're like, fuck it, I'll just go be nervous in front of all these people.
00:12:41.000 Oh, the audience is...
00:12:43.000 When you're on stage, the audience is just a woman.
00:12:46.000 Oh, like you're just trying to get them to like you.
00:12:49.000 You're just trying to get, yeah, you're like, how do we get this to work out, you know?
00:12:54.000 How do I get you to like me more?
00:12:56.000 Who do I have to be?
00:12:58.000 Dude, the other night was crazy.
00:12:59.000 Sorry, I cut you off going.
00:13:00.000 No, no, go ahead.
00:13:01.000 I got nothing, man.
00:13:02.000 No, the other night was crazy.
00:13:02.000 This week's been crazy.
00:13:03.000 It's just been a crazy week.
00:13:05.000 Yeah.
00:13:05.000 You know?
00:13:06.000 It's been a crazy week, man.
00:13:09.000 It was interesting because the beginning of the night, no one knew what was going to happen.
00:13:12.000 So you're watching the first results roll in, and there's like this weird thing.
00:13:16.000 And then Trump gets way ahead, but you're like, you don't want to get too hopeful.
00:13:21.000 How far ahead is he?
00:13:22.000 He's ahead by 100 points.
00:13:23.000 That seems like a lot.
00:13:24.000 Yeah, and you're like, what is it?
00:13:26.000 And some channels are like, and then every channel's kind of different.
00:13:29.000 Yeah, they're different numbers.
00:13:31.000 I was getting a different number off my Apple News update than I was getting off of CNN, and then I was texting people, like Tulsi and JD Vance.
00:13:39.000 I was getting a different update.
00:13:40.000 Apparently, Elon created an app And he knew who won four hours before the results.
00:13:49.000 So as the results were coming in, four hours before they called it, Dana White told me, Elon was like, I'm leaving.
00:13:56.000 It's over.
00:13:56.000 Donald won.
00:13:59.000 He's just fucking somehow or another.
00:14:01.000 I'm gonna go back into my pod and evaporate.
00:14:04.000 I don't know what he's getting, where he's pulling his data from, but he had like the most accurate data in terms of the rural states hadn't put their results in yet, but yet Trump was ahead in these states.
00:14:16.000 Kamala's never gonna win those states.
00:14:18.000 So tabulated that and put it all together.
00:14:21.000 I don't know how he did it.
00:14:23.000 Yeah.
00:14:23.000 I haven't even talked to Elon about this.
00:14:25.000 I don't know.
00:14:26.000 The Dana translation.
00:14:28.000 But Dana said he had an app.
00:14:29.000 And he was, like, showing him.
00:14:31.000 He's like, it's over.
00:14:32.000 He fucking left.
00:14:33.000 Dude just left.
00:14:34.000 It's over.
00:14:35.000 Jon Jones won.
00:14:36.000 He's just saying that.
00:14:37.000 He just fucking left.
00:14:39.000 Dude, yeah.
00:14:40.000 I mean, the whole thing's crazy to me.
00:14:42.000 I'm so happy for...
00:14:43.000 My biggest thing was I was so happy for Bobby Kennedy, man.
00:14:46.000 Yeah.
00:14:47.000 Because he's the only person that I super know, like, as a human, you know?
00:14:51.000 He's been a buddy of mine for years.
00:14:53.000 And I've just known that he's a...
00:14:55.000 I trust him.
00:14:56.000 It's almost like you have people that you know and that are good people.
00:15:00.000 I have to trust my own instincts at some point and know I know him.
00:15:05.000 He's somebody I would vouch for.
00:15:08.000 He's a good guy and he's been helpful to me in moments where I have struggled as a person and just...
00:15:17.000 Been inspirational to me.
00:15:18.000 You know, it's like I know him, you know, like a friend.
00:15:20.000 And so that's, I think, like, that was something I was, like, super excited about, just to see where everybody was like, screw this guy, you know?
00:15:30.000 And to see him have an arc where it's like, because all he ever cared about, to me, and I don't know, this is just my opinions, dude.
00:15:37.000 Some people, everybody has their own opinions, and I'm an idiot, but...
00:15:42.000 But he always cared about the rivers and the environment.
00:15:48.000 And then he started to care about the environment inside of our bodies.
00:15:51.000 So for me, that all makes sense.
00:15:54.000 We know where it all happened from, right?
00:15:57.000 That was what I was super excited about.
00:15:58.000 Do you know how he made the transition to being worried about pharmaceutical drugs?
00:16:02.000 Mm-mm.
00:16:10.000 We're good to go.
00:16:28.000 And, you know, he thought, like, that is, like, which most people think.
00:16:31.000 You hear vaccine, like, the last thing I want to be labeled is a vaccine skeptic.
00:16:35.000 Jesus Christ.
00:16:36.000 A vaccine denier.
00:16:38.000 That's like, I mean, we talked about this yesterday, but it's like, Holocaust denier is number one, but vaccine denier and election denier are, like, right under there.
00:16:45.000 Yeah.
00:16:46.000 I think?
00:17:04.000 And so then he starts doing research on it.
00:17:05.000 And the more he does research on it, the more it gets uncovered that there's this gigantic machine that's protecting all of this because there's so much money that's being generated.
00:17:14.000 And most of it has to do with during the Reagan administration, they gave them immunity to prosecution.
00:17:21.000 So they were no longer liable for whatever side effects the vaccines caused.
00:17:27.000 Yeah, that's pretty wild.
00:17:29.000 Yeah, and then, of course, these motherfuckers started giving little kids, little babies that were just born, hep B vaccines.
00:17:36.000 Like, what are you doing?
00:17:38.000 Like, that's a...
00:17:39.000 You get that from needles and sex.
00:17:41.000 Yeah, unless it's Pam Anderson's baby, dude.
00:17:43.000 I wouldn't put anything in that kid, you know?
00:17:46.000 And I don't even know if she has any kids or not.
00:17:49.000 And I love Tommy Lee.
00:17:50.000 I don't know if I should have said that.
00:17:51.000 Well, you fucked up.
00:17:52.000 I'm already done, dude.
00:17:53.000 It's a joke.
00:17:54.000 What are you gonna do?
00:17:55.000 It's a fucking joke.
00:17:56.000 Yeah, sorry.
00:17:56.000 Everything's okay.
00:17:57.000 I feel the same way about Bobby.
00:17:59.000 I don't know him as well as I know Tulsi, though.
00:18:02.000 Yeah, I don't know her.
00:18:03.000 Tulsi's a good friend of mine.
00:18:04.000 I love her.
00:18:05.000 She's great.
00:18:06.000 She's an awesome person.
00:18:07.000 She's like a legitimate awesome person.
00:18:09.000 That lady, she served as a congresswoman for eight years.
00:18:12.000 And the whole time, she was against this divide of right versus left.
00:18:17.000 She was always trying to be cool with everybody.
00:18:20.000 She served overseas.
00:18:21.000 She was deployed overseas in a medical unit, man.
00:18:25.000 So she was helping people that got blown up by the war.
00:18:27.000 Twice.
00:18:28.000 That's where she got that crazy white streak in her hair.
00:18:30.000 Really?
00:18:31.000 Yeah.
00:18:31.000 That all came from the stress of being overseas, working in a medical unit.
00:18:35.000 Wow.
00:18:36.000 Yeah.
00:18:36.000 Yeah, I guess...
00:18:38.000 Can stress be that compartmentalized inside of you and it comes out like that?
00:18:42.000 No, your body's...
00:18:43.000 You can't imagine.
00:18:45.000 You know, I was just talking to my friend Bruce about this last night.
00:18:47.000 He was a cop in Austin.
00:18:49.000 We were talking about the amount of death that most police officers see and the stress that has on you.
00:18:56.000 And what he was telling me is you take, like, a cop that has, like, 20 years in the job, what they see is probably 10x what the average soldier who's deployed sees.
00:19:07.000 Mm-hmm.
00:19:07.000 Because you're seeing murder all the time.
00:19:10.000 You're seeing car accidents all the time.
00:19:12.000 Suicide all the time.
00:19:14.000 Domestic violence all the time.
00:19:16.000 You're pulling people over.
00:19:17.000 You never know if you're going to get shot.
00:19:18.000 He goes, most of these guys are fucked up.
00:19:21.000 Because they're just constantly seeing this stuff.
00:19:23.000 Constantly.
00:19:24.000 Oh, yeah.
00:19:25.000 I'd be at home.
00:19:25.000 I'd hear somebody open a jar of Pringles and I'd fucking pull on them, you know?
00:19:29.000 Yeah.
00:19:30.000 You hear that top pop?
00:19:31.000 Yeah.
00:19:32.000 What's going on?
00:19:32.000 What's happening?
00:19:33.000 Dude, we had a police officer on a few years ago, or about a year ago.
00:19:39.000 Can you look this up?
00:19:41.000 Jamie, is it okay to ask Jamie to look something up?
00:19:42.000 Yeah, sure, sure.
00:19:42.000 Okay.
00:19:44.000 It's a police officer.
00:19:47.000 How long ago?
00:19:49.000 Yes.
00:19:50.000 This guy, retired police officer, Sergeant Brad White.
00:19:55.000 This guy was super unique.
00:19:56.000 He lived in Los Angeles.
00:19:57.000 But he told this story.
00:19:59.000 He didn't have any political thoughts.
00:20:02.000 He just told stories of what it was like being a police officer.
00:20:06.000 And he told the story of his first day on the job.
00:20:10.000 They're chasing a guy.
00:20:12.000 The guy runs into traffic, gets hit by a vehicle, and killed, right?
00:20:18.000 So even as just a human being, you're just doing a job, but then you're trying to compartmentalize what effect did I have on this?
00:20:29.000 He told this story of a mother had called and said that her son was...
00:20:37.000 Was thinking about committing suicide, right?
00:20:40.000 The mother meets him in the yard.
00:20:42.000 He shows up.
00:20:43.000 He's a police officer.
00:20:45.000 It's outside of Los Angeles.
00:20:46.000 I think in Whittier Police Department.
00:20:47.000 I could be wrong.
00:20:49.000 He shows up.
00:20:50.000 The mom meets him outside.
00:20:51.000 They see the son comes into the doorway, right?
00:20:55.000 It's like a glass door with another door behind it, kind of.
00:20:59.000 Takes his own life, right?
00:21:01.000 Kills himself right in front of them.
00:21:03.000 So now he's standing there with the mom.
00:21:05.000 Oh, my God.
00:21:06.000 Now he has to go he has to go he has to console the mother then go inside of the home He walks inside the door won't open because the man's body is there, right?
00:21:18.000 It's he's having trouble getting it open even just that moment He gets it open Something falls off of the ceiling down the back of his shirt and it's part of the guy His brain matter he had shot himself on the ceiling So I know that's graphic and stuff,
00:21:35.000 but and then for the next three or four hours, he has to take care of this scene with this little feeling between his bat wings or whatever that, what is that?
00:21:49.000 No, inside of your body.
00:21:51.000 Shoulder blades.
00:21:52.000 Yeah.
00:21:53.000 It's brain matter.
00:21:54.000 Yeah.
00:21:55.000 And it's just like, that's just a regular guy, you know?
00:21:58.000 He might not even have finished college or something, you know?
00:22:01.000 It's like, so just the baffling amount of stuff that police go through.
00:22:04.000 Anyway, I was trying to just like, those are stories that stuck with me when I spoke with that guy.
00:22:10.000 It was like unbelievable.
00:22:11.000 It's just conveniently ignored by most people who will never be police officers.
00:22:16.000 And then that was one of the more offensive things about the George Floyd thing.
00:22:20.000 All this defund the police shit where people rose up and were saying, defund the police.
00:22:25.000 And I mean defund the police.
00:22:26.000 And Kamala Harris was one of them.
00:22:28.000 She was out there tweeting, defund the police.
00:22:30.000 And because of that, crime just ramped up in certain communities.
00:22:35.000 And so many people wanted the police back.
00:22:37.000 But then it's, you know...
00:22:39.000 It's a long process to try to...
00:22:41.000 And to this day, most of these cops don't have good morale.
00:22:45.000 They still have this feeling of defund the police, which was just a couple of years ago.
00:22:49.000 It's hard to get people to be cops now.
00:22:51.000 They don't want that fucking job, and why would they?
00:22:54.000 It's a fucking hard job.
00:22:55.000 Yeah, and they don't even...
00:22:59.000 They used to play softball in our area against the fire department.
00:23:03.000 That was the highlight of it.
00:23:04.000 It was having competition.
00:23:08.000 If you defund them, they're not even super funded.
00:23:13.000 You don't ever see a cop with a boat.
00:23:18.000 A baller cop.
00:23:20.000 If you think about how hard that job is, hard jobs should pay more.
00:23:25.000 Yeah, dude.
00:23:26.000 You know?
00:23:27.000 Like, what is the...
00:23:28.000 I think if you paid them too much, though, then they just quit.
00:23:30.000 Like, I got enough.
00:23:31.000 I'm out.
00:23:32.000 Yeah, I don't know if you talk.
00:23:33.000 Because, like, what's harder, being a rapper or being a cop?
00:23:36.000 It's fucking way harder being a cop.
00:23:38.000 Oh, yeah.
00:23:39.000 I think, yeah.
00:23:40.000 Well, rappers get paid way more.
00:23:41.000 That's true.
00:23:43.000 Cops just...
00:23:43.000 I think a lot of cops will start making albums from their cars.
00:23:49.000 Bro, there really should be a great producer that goes on a ride along with a police officer, this is going to happen, watch, and makes a dope track with a cop.
00:23:59.000 Right.
00:24:00.000 And you could make a dope and you'd have so much great visuals, and the proceeds go towards supporting the police department.
00:24:07.000 Yeah, like the cop could be saying shit from behind the wheel, and you could sample that.
00:24:12.000 Sample that and turn them into songs.
00:24:13.000 We got them!
00:24:16.000 In pursuit.
00:24:17.000 Different codes.
00:24:18.000 Different codes.
00:24:19.000 5150. Isn't that when someone's crazy?
00:24:21.000 Oh, yeah.
00:24:22.000 That's crazy right there.
00:24:24.000 That's 50. I think 44. Is this cop rap?
00:24:27.000 What is this?
00:24:28.000 Grammy-nominated rapper, Sacramento police officer, records new deployment recruitment video.
00:24:33.000 Pull him up, man.
00:24:35.000 No.
00:24:39.000 I just figured there could have already been one.
00:24:41.000 What's that, 51-50s?
00:24:42.000 What do you have to do to be a Grammy-nominated?
00:24:43.000 Grammy-nominated doesn't impress me.
00:24:45.000 Like, Grammy-winning?
00:24:46.000 That impressed me.
00:24:47.000 Grammy-nominated?
00:24:48.000 Who nominated you?
00:24:50.000 Yeah.
00:24:51.000 My Grammy won't nominate anybody.
00:24:52.000 She liked traveling Wilburys.
00:24:55.000 She didn't.
00:24:56.000 I mean, I didn't.
00:24:57.000 I mean, if my grandfather showed up and said, hey, they're good, I respect that a little bit more, but that's just me, you know.
00:25:02.000 Lainey Wilson, I love.
00:25:03.000 She's great.
00:25:05.000 Red Clay Strays, Stephen Wilson Jr. Red Clay Strays are great.
00:25:09.000 They're good, huh?
00:25:09.000 Yeah.
00:25:10.000 There's good music out now.
00:25:11.000 It's a good time for music because, like, you could find things so easily.
00:25:16.000 You know, you don't have to wait for the radio.
00:25:18.000 You just find stuff.
00:25:19.000 People send you stuff.
00:25:20.000 Like in the green room all the time, someone will play something like, what is this?
00:25:24.000 And then they'll Shazam it.
00:25:25.000 Like, oh shit.
00:25:26.000 It's nice.
00:25:27.000 That Shazam thing, that feature is so huge.
00:25:30.000 Yeah.
00:25:31.000 You know on Google Pixel phones, there's an option to just have it on all the time.
00:25:35.000 So anytime a song is playing, you can look down on your phone and it'll tell you what song's playing.
00:25:40.000 Uh-uh, I didn't know it.
00:25:41.000 Do they still do that?
00:25:42.000 I think that's still a feature.
00:25:43.000 I think it's only on the Google Pixel.
00:25:48.000 What was I thinking about?
00:25:49.000 I feel all over the place today, Joe.
00:25:51.000 You ever feel like that?
00:25:52.000 Oh, yeah.
00:25:53.000 Well, I haven't been sleeping.
00:25:55.000 Yeah, I didn't sleep well.
00:25:56.000 Two days in a row, I didn't sleep.
00:25:57.000 The night of the election, I could not sleep.
00:26:00.000 I got home, I was wired.
00:26:03.000 Did you jerk off or not that night?
00:26:04.000 No, no, I just sat in front of the TV. I was watching Professional Pool, sitting in front of the TV. I called Dave Smith.
00:26:10.000 Me and Dave Smith talked on the phone at like 3.30 in the morning.
00:26:12.000 Yeah.
00:26:13.000 And then I finally went to bed, and my wife woke up.
00:26:15.000 She was like, what happened?
00:26:16.000 Who won?
00:26:17.000 I was like, Trump won in a landslide.
00:26:19.000 You're like the Spurs.
00:26:20.000 And then she was up.
00:26:21.000 It was a landslide.
00:26:23.000 It was a crazy landslide.
00:26:25.000 It was the red wave that everybody thought was going to happen in 2022. Hey, Jamie, I'm hearing more and more about what we talked about yesterday, about the amount of people that voted for Biden in 2020. Versus the amount of people that voted for anybody in 2016 and for anybody in 2024. That they're still saying it was a giant jump.
00:26:47.000 That's what I see too.
00:26:49.000 A lot of people think it's bullshit.
00:26:50.000 Could be.
00:26:51.000 There's a lot of people that are getting super suspicious about the 2020 numbers because Biden got more votes than anybody by like 20 million.
00:27:00.000 It's really crazy if you look at the chart.
00:27:04.000 Yeah, did they say that the most people they'd ever seen at voting stations were this year?
00:27:08.000 Yeah.
00:27:09.000 I don't know what the visual report is for this year.
00:27:13.000 This is the most consequential election I think I've ever felt.
00:27:16.000 For sure.
00:27:17.000 For sure.
00:27:18.000 The way people felt about it, too, the people on the left thought they were convinced that Hitler was coming.
00:27:23.000 They're convinced that some right-wing authoritarian is going to come down and take away all your rights.
00:27:28.000 Well, that's the media does that.
00:27:32.000 100%.
00:27:33.000 100%.
00:27:34.000 Not what he was saying, not what he did for four years in office.
00:27:37.000 It's all the media.
00:27:38.000 And we're all victim of it a little bit.
00:27:42.000 Because you won't defend him or support him if you hear all these things about him because then you got to defend the fact that no, he didn't really do that.
00:27:51.000 He's not really a felon.
00:27:52.000 There were only misdemeanors.
00:27:54.000 Texas voter turnout falls in 2024 election despite record registration numbers.
00:28:00.000 This is just Texas, right?
00:28:03.000 61% cast ballots, near 6% drop from the 2020 presidential race.
00:28:09.000 But the difference in the numbers nationwide is what I'm interested in, because the nationwide numbers, they're pretty consistent, like through the entire, like if you look at 2012, it's consistent with 2016,
00:28:24.000 which is also consistent with 2024. The anomaly is 2020. Everything goes way up.
00:28:32.000 Way up.
00:28:34.000 Maybe because people were sitting at home and so bored and they said it's that much to do, you think?
00:28:38.000 Could be.
00:28:39.000 Could be.
00:28:40.000 Because it was during COVID. Could be a lot of people weren't working, so they did have the opportunity to vote.
00:28:46.000 Voting should be a national holiday.
00:28:48.000 I agree.
00:28:48.000 I don't understand.
00:28:49.000 It's crazy that you give some people a complication.
00:28:53.000 Like, imagine if you have a shithead boss.
00:28:55.000 They're like, I gotta vote.
00:28:55.000 Why didn't you vote early?
00:28:57.000 I was working for you, you piece of shit.
00:28:58.000 Let me go.
00:28:59.000 Let me go vote.
00:29:00.000 Yeah, I mean, they give Christopher Columbus as a holiday, dude.
00:29:04.000 The Lieutenant Dan of the 1400s.
00:29:06.000 That dude gets a fucking holiday, okay?
00:29:09.000 Yeah, why don't you go read what that guy did?
00:29:12.000 Let's get rid of Christopher Colon.
00:29:13.000 They trained it to Indigenous People's Day.
00:29:16.000 And the Indigenous people are like, thanks, after you wiped out 90% of us.
00:29:19.000 Thanks for giving us a day.
00:29:20.000 How about we keep that day?
00:29:22.000 That's fine.
00:29:23.000 But how about we have an election?
00:29:25.000 National election holiday.
00:29:26.000 We could do it one more holiday.
00:29:28.000 Celebrate it.
00:29:29.000 It's a great day.
00:29:29.000 People can rejoice.
00:29:31.000 Cookouts.
00:29:32.000 It would take a lot of stress off people, too.
00:29:34.000 It's like, today's also a day of celebration.
00:29:36.000 It's not this day that I have to sneak away from work.
00:29:39.000 And be sneaky or whatever, and eat in my car.
00:29:42.000 It should be a paid holiday.
00:29:44.000 You should expect to have to pay your employees on the day that election comes, because everybody should be able to go vote.
00:29:50.000 That's what it should be.
00:29:52.000 We'll talk to Trump about it.
00:29:53.000 Making a nationally mandated holiday.
00:29:56.000 I don't have his number.
00:29:57.000 I don't know.
00:29:58.000 There's a guy in his department that has his number.
00:30:00.000 We could hook it up.
00:30:01.000 I know some people.
00:30:05.000 Yeah, dude.
00:30:05.000 It was just like, what a crazy week.
00:30:08.000 Yeah, very crazy.
00:30:10.000 Well, you were one of the first guys to have him on the podcast.
00:30:13.000 Did you have any hesitancy of having him on at all?
00:30:17.000 Um...
00:30:20.000 My brother, actually, my brother's a lot smarter than me, and he said, hey, man, I just want you to think that there could be some reflection from people if you have him on, right?
00:30:33.000 Like, you could—some people could be upset about it, you know?
00:30:38.000 And I thought about that a little bit, and I was like, well, I don't really— Like, I don't know, you know, like, I have political thoughts and beliefs and stuff like that, and it's like, it's hard to find a group that really embodies them.
00:30:51.000 And if anything, right now, for me, it seems like I don't even feel like these new parties are the same as the old parties.
00:30:56.000 They're not.
00:30:57.000 It doesn't seem, like, this isn't Democrats and Republicans.
00:31:00.000 There's something else transmorphing right now.
00:31:03.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:31:03.000 And so, um, I thought, like...
00:31:08.000 I thought, well, I think I just want to be able to have a chance to talk to this guy, you know?
00:31:14.000 And the main thing for me was like, like you talked about Dana White earlier.
00:31:18.000 He's really, you know, I know that you guys work together and he...
00:31:25.000 You know, I knew that Trump's brother suffered from addiction, right?
00:31:28.000 I knew that, right?
00:31:29.000 I heard that or something and I looked into it and it's like, okay, he lost his brother.
00:31:33.000 His brother died of addiction.
00:31:35.000 So I was like, well, that's interesting to me, you know?
00:31:39.000 And I wish that people, I wonder if there's more to Donald Trump.
00:31:42.000 Like, is there more of a way to talk with him about something that means, you know, try to get an emotional well, like more of an emotional well to him than it seems like that's in the public.
00:31:53.000 Well, there was a thing that was going on for a while where you were platforming people.
00:31:59.000 This was the idea.
00:32:00.000 Like, if you had on a guy like Trump, you were platforming this bad person.
00:32:04.000 This was this thing.
00:32:05.000 Yeah, I didn't think about that at all.
00:32:07.000 But it's an authoritarian way to regulate conversations that let you know more about people.
00:32:15.000 And it's stupid because people don't want to have a nuanced perspective on anybody.
00:32:19.000 Look, this is one of the reasons why I wanted to talk to Kamala Harris.
00:32:21.000 I'm like, I bet there's a person in there.
00:32:23.000 I bet I can get to that person.
00:32:24.000 Yeah.
00:32:25.000 I wanted to find that person.
00:32:26.000 I don't want to hear all the speeches.
00:32:28.000 I don't want to hear...
00:32:28.000 I was raised middle class.
00:32:30.000 I don't want to hear any of that shit.
00:32:31.000 She's a roller skater.
00:32:32.000 You know that?
00:32:32.000 No.
00:32:33.000 I would love to find that out.
00:32:34.000 Yeah.
00:32:34.000 I would love to talk to her about all kinds of shit.
00:32:37.000 I literally said, because there was a few restrictions of things they didn't want to talk about, but I said, I don't give a fuck.
00:32:44.000 I go get her in here.
00:32:44.000 Like, whatever you want to talk about.
00:32:46.000 And they want to know if I edit.
00:32:47.000 I'm like, there's not going to be any editing.
00:32:48.000 There's no editing.
00:32:49.000 We're not going to edit.
00:32:52.000 Yeah, that's the same thing they asked us.
00:32:54.000 Is there an edit?
00:32:55.000 I just wanted to talk.
00:32:57.000 I feel like you give someone a couple of hours and you start talking about anything, I'm going to see the pattern of the way you think.
00:33:06.000 I'm going to see the way you process ideas.
00:33:08.000 I'm going to see whether or not you're calculated or whether you're just free.
00:33:13.000 Are you comfortable with you or are you projecting things?
00:33:18.000 She's got 80 different accents.
00:33:20.000 How do you decide which one to pull out?
00:33:23.000 She busts out different accents depending on who she's talking to.
00:33:27.000 They should have made her talk to a bunch of Chinese folks.
00:33:29.000 I would have loved to hear that accent.
00:33:31.000 I want to see what...
00:33:32.000 I do that too, though.
00:33:33.000 I like to meet people where they're at.
00:33:34.000 Sure.
00:33:35.000 If I see somebody, I'll be like, what's happening, my friend?
00:33:39.000 I like to meet people where they are.
00:33:41.000 Yeah, she did one with the Latinos where she talked with a Latino accent.
00:33:45.000 I'm like, this is wild.
00:33:47.000 But she's a chameleon.
00:33:48.000 But if you want to be a successful politician, that's probably a good trait.
00:33:51.000 I agree.
00:33:52.000 It's like a comedian that's always on.
00:33:54.000 They kind of get annoying.
00:33:56.000 But if you want to be a comedian, that's probably a good trait.
00:33:59.000 Want to be a politician?
00:34:00.000 You should probably be able to melt into your environment and sort of meld yourself with whatever these people want you to be.
00:34:07.000 Yeah.
00:34:07.000 You know?
00:34:08.000 Yeah.
00:34:09.000 But maybe not.
00:34:09.000 Maybe it's just like the...
00:34:10.000 I always feel like...
00:34:12.000 The environment of debates, the environment of interviews on television, the environment of anything you're doing in front of an audience, it's so fake.
00:34:20.000 It's such a weird way to talk that you don't get a sense of who the person is.
00:34:24.000 So, like, when I got to see Trump on your podcast and you were talking about dual cocaine, then it makes you like an owl.
00:34:32.000 Oh, God.
00:34:34.000 It was hilarious!
00:34:35.000 It was hilarious, but it was like, you got a chance to see that guy as a person trying to figure out, like, who is this psycho I'm sitting here talking to?
00:34:44.000 I remember that shit.
00:34:46.000 I'll fucking make a nest in my living room, dude.
00:34:48.000 That shit, boy.
00:34:50.000 I'll scoot over to the neighbors and steal some twine in my beak, homie.
00:34:56.000 There's nothing worse than being locked out of your place on cocaine, man.
00:34:59.000 I can only imagine.
00:35:00.000 You talking to him as a person is almost more valuable than any other kind of speeches he does.
00:35:09.000 Because when he's in front of everybody talking about, we're going to make America amazing, those are great speeches.
00:35:14.000 But you don't, like, she had an amazing speech.
00:35:17.000 When I was like, she could win, was when she had that one speech about Donald Trump, like, scared to debate her, but he says all these things.
00:35:23.000 But you know what I always heard?
00:35:25.000 If you want to say something, say it to my face.
00:35:29.000 And the whole place went crazy.
00:35:31.000 And she was laughing.
00:35:31.000 I didn't see that.
00:35:33.000 Oh, it was so good.
00:35:34.000 It was her best speech for sure.
00:35:36.000 And it was right when they decided that she was going to run for president.
00:35:40.000 Maybe that is what got people involved.
00:35:42.000 Biden stepped down and she had one banger of a speech.
00:35:46.000 She looked young and energetic and like it really made you feel like this is going to be a...
00:35:52.000 She's kind of cute.
00:35:53.000 She was hot.
00:35:54.000 She was younger.
00:35:55.000 She was a smoke show.
00:35:56.000 She's still alright.
00:35:56.000 She got that thang on her, I bet.
00:35:58.000 So the...
00:36:01.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:36:02.000 I do know what you're saying.
00:36:03.000 That's why it's so crazy.
00:36:04.000 Because a lot of brothers love her, too.
00:36:06.000 Everybody seems to love her.
00:36:07.000 Look, if their brothers like it, she got that thang on her.
00:36:09.000 That's all I'm saying, you know?
00:36:11.000 I understand what you're saying.
00:36:12.000 But, like, that one speech was almost enough for her to win.
00:36:16.000 And if she just didn't talk other than speeches...
00:36:20.000 But they needed to do a better job with the speeches because every speech was the same.
00:36:25.000 And the problem with that is we were talking about the internet.
00:36:28.000 You get to see that speech over and over again online.
00:36:30.000 And then people make compilations of the speech.
00:36:32.000 Right, and they're the same thing.
00:36:33.000 But it's like if someone goes to see her act.
00:36:35.000 They don't understand.
00:36:37.000 Acts, to develop a bit, it takes months and months and months to really put it together where it's rock solid.
00:36:43.000 And you're going to do it the same way or slightly different every night.
00:36:46.000 And if someone comes to see you and goes, Theo's so full of shit, man.
00:36:50.000 He told us the other day that it was just the other day.
00:36:53.000 Yeah.
00:36:54.000 But meanwhile, he said it three weeks later.
00:36:57.000 It wasn't just the other day.
00:36:58.000 It was three fucking weeks ago, dude.
00:37:00.000 You're repeating the same shit.
00:37:03.000 Yeah, you got too many leap years, white boy.
00:37:05.000 Yeah, shit like that.
00:37:06.000 Exactly.
00:37:07.000 So that's what they feel about a presidential candidate that's telling the same speech over and over.
00:37:11.000 Well, hey, you're not supposed to go see all those speeches.
00:37:13.000 But yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:37:16.000 You're not following the Grateful Dead here.
00:37:20.000 Trump has a lot, though.
00:37:21.000 Trump has a lot that are repetitive.
00:37:23.000 He does, but not in the same order.
00:37:25.000 It's like going to see a Grateful Dead show.
00:37:27.000 It's all over the place.
00:37:30.000 When Trump gets out there, he just does talking.
00:37:34.000 He had this long-winded speech about the rocket.
00:37:39.000 That was insane, dude.
00:37:40.000 I'm like, you just won the presidency.
00:37:42.000 Edit that down.
00:37:43.000 You can edit that down.
00:37:45.000 That could be two minutes.
00:37:46.000 Beautiful arms.
00:37:47.000 I was worried about that in the very beginning of the podcast before we got cooking when he was talking to me about Lincoln's bedroom.
00:37:53.000 I was like, oh boy.
00:37:55.000 Where is this going?
00:37:56.000 I've been to Lincoln's bedroom.
00:37:58.000 How was it?
00:37:59.000 Uh, it was okay.
00:38:00.000 I think you can bring it up, actually.
00:38:02.000 It's in Springfield, Illinois.
00:38:04.000 Oh, it is?
00:38:04.000 No, he was talking about the one that's in the White House.
00:38:06.000 Oh, no, I've been to just his child, um, before he got elected.
00:38:10.000 Oh, you go to his childhood home.
00:38:11.000 Oh, wow.
00:38:12.000 It's really interesting.
00:38:13.000 He used to keep his notes in his hat.
00:38:15.000 Oh, that was a good move.
00:38:16.000 Pretty cool.
00:38:16.000 He had big ass hats back then.
00:38:17.000 That head wallet, baby.
00:38:19.000 That's a good move.
00:38:20.000 That's a good move.
00:38:20.000 It's like credit cards behind your phone.
00:38:22.000 That kind of thing.
00:38:23.000 Except if you lose your phone, you lose everything.
00:38:25.000 But you ain't losing that big ass hat.
00:38:27.000 That hat was fucking long, dude.
00:38:30.000 Isn't it crazy, man?
00:38:31.000 You ever see how many dudes wore fancy hats back in the day?
00:38:35.000 That shit just went away.
00:38:37.000 It did.
00:38:37.000 Imagine if you were a kid and you're growing up in a hat family.
00:38:41.000 You're like, our family makes hats, bro.
00:38:43.000 I'm ballin' forever.
00:38:44.000 I'm gonna take over this business.
00:38:46.000 And then, no hats.
00:38:48.000 If you watch, there's a great outside boxing match in Reno, Nevada between Jack Johnson and I think it's Jim Jeffries.
00:39:01.000 Jim Jeffries?
00:39:02.000 Yes.
00:39:03.000 Not that guy.
00:39:05.000 Another one.
00:39:06.000 Not the comedian.
00:39:08.000 No, I'm talking about the murderer.
00:39:09.000 No.
00:39:10.000 Maybe.
00:39:11.000 I don't think so.
00:39:12.000 I think he's just a boxer.
00:39:13.000 Who was it?
00:39:14.000 James Jeffries.
00:39:15.000 So see if Jack Johnson versus...
00:39:17.000 This is it.
00:39:18.000 Who killed the people with that Kool-Aid or whatever?
00:39:21.000 There's a video of all these folks that are walking to the event and every man has a fucking hat on, dude.
00:39:29.000 Wow.
00:39:29.000 Look, they all have hats.
00:39:31.000 Look, they all have fancy hats.
00:39:32.000 Look at all these guys.
00:39:33.000 They're taking off their hats, waving their hats.
00:39:34.000 Men left the house with a fucking hat on.
00:39:38.000 Look at this.
00:39:39.000 Wow.
00:39:39.000 Dude, they all have these fancy hats.
00:39:42.000 What happened?
00:39:43.000 They're all dressed up nice with fancy hats.
00:39:45.000 First of all, good luck seeing anything outside the Republican National Convention with that many people on the streets dressed up in suits.
00:39:52.000 That's it.
00:39:53.000 It's the only time you're ever going to see this.
00:39:54.000 These are like regular men walking on the streets.
00:39:57.000 Everybody had fancy hats on and a nice button-up shirt and a suit jacket.
00:40:02.000 That's Jim Jeffries right there.
00:40:04.000 Oh, those guys are good, dude.
00:40:06.000 James J. Braddock.
00:40:07.000 That's John L. Sullivan.
00:40:08.000 No way!
00:40:09.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:40:10.000 That's the guy from Monopoly, too, right there.
00:40:14.000 He was a bare-knuckle boxer back in the Dizze.
00:40:17.000 And he was still famous back then.
00:40:20.000 Wow, look at him putting it all together.
00:40:21.000 That's so cool.
00:40:22.000 Isn't that cool?
00:40:23.000 So they built this outdoor stadium to watch Jack Johnson beat the fuck out of Jim Jeffries.
00:40:28.000 That's how it goes.
00:40:29.000 Jim Jeffries was trying to make a comeback.
00:40:31.000 He was a little bit older.
00:40:32.000 Back then, bro, boxing would go until someone died.
00:40:36.000 Yeah.
00:40:36.000 They would have...
00:40:37.000 I mean, what's the most rounds they had back then?
00:40:39.000 They were crazy.
00:40:40.000 It was like 80 rounds or something.
00:40:42.000 Like, what's the longest old-school boxing match ever, Jamie?
00:40:46.000 I think they had some insane amount of rounds.
00:40:51.000 That's a good question.
00:40:53.000 Look at this.
00:40:53.000 The greatest number of rounds was 276. Wow!
00:40:58.000 In a four-hour and 30-minute fight when Jack Jones beat Patsy Tunney and Cheshire in 1825. Holy fuck, dude.
00:41:10.000 Introduced in 1867, each round of a fight would last until someone was knocked down.
00:41:14.000 Oh my god!
00:41:22.000 Bro, 276 rounds is so crazy.
00:41:25.000 That's when you get all your CTE in an IV bag.
00:41:30.000 You don't have to swallow vitamins.
00:41:34.000 You just get your CTE just hot pumped into your fucking brain.
00:41:38.000 I'm just joking, Brendan.
00:41:40.000 Oh my god!
00:41:43.000 At New Orleans, that's where it was.
00:41:45.000 In 18...
00:41:46.000 Well, he lived to 94?
00:41:48.000 He lived to 1867?
00:41:50.000 Oh, because in 1893, it lasted 110 rounds.
00:41:54.000 Oh, my God.
00:41:56.000 Seven hours and 19 minutes.
00:41:58.000 It was declared a no contest.
00:42:00.000 Later changed to a draw.
00:42:02.000 Dude, most people couldn't go that long without even looking at their phone, dude.
00:42:07.000 Much less having to fend off a guy.
00:42:10.000 Having to take a shit.
00:42:12.000 You're in the middle of a 200-round fight.
00:42:14.000 You have to take a shit.
00:42:15.000 They should have a diaper round.
00:42:16.000 We have to fight and shit at the same time.
00:42:19.000 I would bet it'd affect your punching power if you just waddle around and shit.
00:42:22.000 Of course!
00:42:23.000 Dude, I don't think there's a way you can shit and punch at the same time.
00:42:26.000 It would be very hard.
00:42:27.000 Look that up.
00:42:29.000 Very hard.
00:42:30.000 Because, yeah, think about it.
00:42:32.000 Yeah.
00:42:34.000 You need to tighten all that up if you're gonna throw a good punch.
00:42:37.000 Like, your ass cheeks tighten.
00:42:39.000 Because you kind of use your legs as you thrust forward.
00:42:42.000 You really can't shit and punch, not effectively.
00:42:46.000 Yeah, we cracked the code, bro.
00:42:48.000 Yeah, we cracked the code.
00:42:49.000 You gotta lose that round.
00:42:50.000 So I guess they probably just pissed themselves.
00:42:51.000 I know guys who shit themselves in the UFC. Multiple guys, yeah.
00:42:56.000 That breaks my heart.
00:42:57.000 I believe Tim Sylvia shit himself in a fight once.
00:43:00.000 Who else?
00:43:01.000 Someone came out there.
00:43:02.000 Michael Chiesa looked over at me once while I was doing commentary.
00:43:07.000 And I think he got called.
00:43:09.000 It was perhaps one of those situations where the fight before ended quicker, so he didn't get as much warm-up time as he wanted.
00:43:15.000 Yeah.
00:43:16.000 And then all of a sudden he's running out there, and he looked at me.
00:43:17.000 He goes, dude, I'm about to shit my pants.
00:43:19.000 I go, really?
00:43:20.000 He goes, yeah, I'm about to shit my pants.
00:43:22.000 And he won.
00:43:23.000 He went out there and won first round submission.
00:43:25.000 Phew.
00:43:26.000 Because he had to.
00:43:27.000 Because he had to.
00:43:28.000 Is this the fight?
00:43:30.000 Oh, is this another guy who shit his pants?
00:43:32.000 Five fighters who poop their shorts.
00:43:34.000 Yeah, it happens, dude.
00:43:35.000 This guy shit himself a little bit.
00:43:37.000 Dude, I would shit myself if I had to go in there.
00:43:40.000 So that's crazy.
00:43:41.000 Tim Sylvia definitely shit himself.
00:43:42.000 Randleman shit himself?
00:43:44.000 It happens, man.
00:43:45.000 Look, you're getting your liver pounded on.
00:43:48.000 You're getting kneed in the guts.
00:43:50.000 Oh, I got in a car accident once and it happened.
00:43:53.000 You shit yourself?
00:43:54.000 I didn't want to.
00:43:55.000 I didn't have a choice.
00:43:56.000 It just happened.
00:43:57.000 It wanted to.
00:43:58.000 She shit her pants, too.
00:43:59.000 Justine Kitsch, congratulations.
00:44:01.000 I bet dudes would pay a lot of money for that on OnlyFans.
00:44:05.000 You sell them shitty drawers.
00:44:07.000 And that's Mark Goddard right there.
00:44:09.000 Call time out, brother.
00:44:11.000 Oh, is that what it is?
00:44:12.000 That's the poop?
00:44:13.000 Oh, no!
00:44:14.000 Imagine if you're, like, face down, if someone's putting you in a rear naked choke, and they didn't clean the mats that good, and the person before shit all over the place.
00:44:21.000 You get pink eye while you're getting your ass kicked.
00:44:27.000 God, that makes me scared.
00:44:29.000 Yeah, that's a scary job.
00:44:30.000 That's the scariest job.
00:44:31.000 You think...
00:44:32.000 Yeah, I went to that fight with you.
00:44:34.000 Or no, I went to that fight...
00:44:35.000 Remember me and Joey Diaz went?
00:44:36.000 Which one?
00:44:37.000 In New York.
00:44:39.000 Oh, it was...
00:44:40.000 Oh, I was thinking of your fighters.
00:44:41.000 Well, I went and saw the James J. Braddock statue before...
00:44:44.000 It was in New Jersey.
00:44:45.000 Before Dustin and...
00:44:48.000 That last fight that he had.
00:44:51.000 No, the one before the last fight.
00:44:53.000 Justin Gaethje?
00:44:54.000 That was in...
00:44:55.000 No, after that.
00:44:56.000 It was in New Jersey.
00:44:58.000 Okay.
00:44:59.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:45:00.000 Benoit Saint-Denis.
00:45:02.000 Yeah.
00:45:02.000 Yeah.
00:45:03.000 No, no, no.
00:45:04.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:45:05.000 Was it?
00:45:05.000 Yeah, he beat up Benoit Saint-Denis and knocked him out.
00:45:09.000 Islam Makachev.
00:45:10.000 That was after that.
00:45:10.000 He lost to Islam.
00:45:11.000 That was in Jersey.
00:45:12.000 Which one was in Jersey?
00:45:13.000 Islam?
00:45:14.000 That one was in Jersey.
00:45:14.000 He didn't beat Islam in Jersey.
00:45:16.000 Right, right, right.
00:45:17.000 So he fought Benoit Saint-Denis, then he gets a title shot against Islam.
00:45:21.000 Yeah, I went with Joey, and I went to the James J. Braddock statue before.
00:45:26.000 It was awesome, dude.
00:45:28.000 Islam's a monster.
00:45:29.000 He's so good.
00:45:30.000 Yeah, it was crazy.
00:45:31.000 And Joey was like, dude, he was...
00:45:37.000 This is all love, dude.
00:45:39.000 He's a fucking tremendous.
00:45:41.000 He's one of a kind.
00:45:42.000 And his book is great, too, if you haven't read his book.
00:45:44.000 But he's sitting there.
00:45:46.000 He'd been eating mushrooms, you know?
00:45:49.000 And once he even started eating a little, you could see Aaron Rodgers start to look over, you know?
00:45:53.000 He was getting curious.
00:45:55.000 You know, he's like, what was happening, you know?
00:45:56.000 That's hilarious.
00:45:57.000 But by the sixth quarter or whatever, I don't know how many, how the fights go, but it's like, by the sixth quarter, he's just rubbing on his thighs, right?
00:46:03.000 He's talking...
00:46:05.000 He goes, who's winning dog?
00:46:07.000 That's what he kept saying to me.
00:46:11.000 Oh, I can't wait to see him again.
00:46:12.000 Joey used to shovel snow for James J. Braddock.
00:46:15.000 Did he really?
00:46:16.000 Yep.
00:46:16.000 Wow.
00:46:17.000 That's crazy.
00:46:19.000 It's one of my favorite things that I ever learned about him.
00:46:20.000 That's crazy.
00:46:21.000 Can you imagine that?
00:46:23.000 That is crazy.
00:46:28.000 What else is going on?
00:46:33.000 I'm going to see him in a couple of weeks.
00:46:35.000 He's coming out here.
00:46:36.000 Joey is going to start staying out here for months at a time.
00:46:39.000 He wants to get a place downtown in the club.
00:46:42.000 I'm gonna come back and look in about a week and a half.
00:46:44.000 Every time he comes, he's like, I gotta come out here, dawg.
00:46:46.000 I'm like, come on, we'll make it easy for you.
00:46:48.000 I'm like, well, make it easy for you.
00:46:49.000 You tell me when you want to come, we'll fly you out, put you up, whatever you want.
00:46:54.000 I'll get you a real estate lady.
00:46:55.000 Let's get the party started.
00:46:57.000 And I'm trying to bring back the church of what's happening now.
00:47:00.000 Because him and Lee Syatt, they were together when they were at the club together, and I'm like, come on, let's get the band back together.
00:47:05.000 You guys together were fucking amazing.
00:47:07.000 There was nothing like that.
00:47:08.000 That show kept people alive.
00:47:10.000 That show, Joey Diaz's show, was one of the most ridiculous, silly, preposterous shows.
00:47:15.000 It was so ridiculous.
00:47:17.000 And then he went to New Jersey, and here's the problem with Joey in New Jersey.
00:47:24.000 He loves New Jersey.
00:47:25.000 He loves New Jersey people.
00:47:26.000 He needs comedians.
00:47:27.000 And you forget that until you're not with them.
00:47:30.000 And then you're like, oh, this ain't no fun.
00:47:32.000 You're just talking to plumbers or whoever's got a decent attitude or whatever, you know, a decent sense of humor.
00:47:36.000 That's nice.
00:47:36.000 I like talking to all kinds of people, obviously.
00:47:39.000 But I need comedians in my life.
00:47:41.000 Like, I need vitamins.
00:47:42.000 Like, I need a certain amount of sunlight to get some vitamin D. I need comedians.
00:47:47.000 It's too...
00:47:48.000 Like, that night that we had in that green room, watching the elections...
00:47:52.000 How many jokes were crack?
00:47:53.000 How many fucking times we rag on Tony?
00:47:56.000 Oh, dude.
00:47:56.000 We talked Tony off the ledge.
00:47:58.000 We did it.
00:47:59.000 Tony's just fucking sick.
00:48:00.000 Tony's, like, got statistics.
00:48:01.000 26% more Puerto Ricans voted for Trump.
00:48:06.000 Bro, he had the Puerto Rican app open on his whoop bracelet.
00:48:11.000 I'm like, they have that?
00:48:12.000 What is that?
00:48:13.000 He was like, how many plantains have sold tonight?
00:48:16.000 He was fucking losing his mind.
00:48:18.000 They tried to label him as a speaker.
00:48:20.000 They said he was a speaker.
00:48:22.000 A speaker that was at the Trump rally?
00:48:25.000 He said that Puerto Rico was a pile of garbage.
00:48:29.000 These are human beings.
00:48:31.000 Was that Adam Ray?
00:48:33.000 No, no, no.
00:48:33.000 That's Obama.
00:48:34.000 Oh, it is?
00:48:35.000 A speaker that was at the Trump rally?
00:48:38.000 He was talking about Puerto Rico as a pile of garbage.
00:48:43.000 Dude, the simple fact that Obama's talking about Tony Hinchcliffe is crazy.
00:48:47.000 Bro, Obama's doing a Tony Hinchcliffe bit.
00:48:53.000 There's a video of us at the mothership.
00:48:55.000 What is going on?
00:48:56.000 We played it yesterday, but I want to play it again, Jamie.
00:48:59.000 Play the video.
00:49:00.000 It's on my Instagram of Tony is on stage in the main room.
00:49:05.000 By the way, Tony goes on stage.
00:49:06.000 It's like Richard Pryor just showed up.
00:49:07.000 Jack!
00:49:09.000 They were going nuts.
00:49:10.000 He murdered.
00:49:11.000 He has 35 minutes on it.
00:49:12.000 He's on stage.
00:49:18.000 No way!
00:49:19.000 At the same time?
00:49:21.000 At the same time, yeah.
00:49:30.000 We're definitely in a simulation.
00:49:32.000 So this guy was on Fox talking about Tony on one TV while Tony was on stage on the TV monitor.
00:49:41.000 That's unbelievable.
00:49:43.000 We did it!
00:49:45.000 He was so nervous, because here's what was going to happen.
00:49:48.000 If he lost, you know, so the way these news organizations work, they have outlines for stories.
00:49:55.000 If Kamala wins, they have outlines for stories if Trump wins.
00:50:00.000 If Trump lost, they were going to blame it on Tony.
00:50:04.000 They had stories where they're gonna blame it on that joke and they were gonna say that that joke turned the tides and made people realize the Trump organizations filled with Nazis and racists and And they were gonna blame Tony and Tony would have been fucked because then the Trump supporters would have thought that too, right?
00:50:19.000 So it was like both sides would have disliked Tony Absolutely, absolutely He would have to go to Puerto Rico or Costa Rica.
00:50:26.000 Maybe.
00:50:27.000 Mexico.
00:50:29.000 Mexico and Puerto Ricans don't really...
00:50:31.000 No, they don't even...
00:50:32.000 They don't get along that well.
00:50:33.000 In fighting, there's always been a giant rivalry between Mexicans and Puerto Ricans.
00:50:37.000 Really?
00:50:38.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:50:39.000 Oh, yeah, man.
00:50:40.000 For sure.
00:50:40.000 I didn't know that.
00:50:41.000 Well, you know, there's no prouder group of boxers, I think, in the history of Earth than Mexican boxers.
00:50:49.000 Oh, yeah.
00:50:50.000 Mexican boxers are known for a specific style.
00:50:53.000 Like, if someone says, you fight like a Mexican, dude, that's a huge compliment.
00:50:58.000 Yeah.
00:50:59.000 Mexicans, like Julio Cesar Chavez, you know, fucking guys.
00:51:03.000 Canelo Alvarez, Oscar De La Hoya.
00:51:05.000 You can go down the line.
00:51:08.000 Morales.
00:51:10.000 Fuck, man.
00:51:11.000 There's so many.
00:51:11.000 Manuel Marquez.
00:51:13.000 So many, man.
00:51:15.000 Yeah, they got just so many punches in one punch.
00:51:17.000 Well, there's a culture of boxing there that goes back so far.
00:51:23.000 With boxing, it's always people that are poor that want to weigh out.
00:51:28.000 And one of the best ways out, if you're a poor young man, if you can fight, you can make millions.
00:51:34.000 Like Canelo, like Julio Cesar Chavez.
00:51:37.000 So it's like the history of people rising through boxing.
00:51:41.000 But there's a similar history in Puerto Rico.
00:51:44.000 Puerto Rico has a history, a great history of boxing too.
00:51:47.000 Really?
00:51:47.000 But there was always a rivalry between Mexico and Puerto Rico.
00:51:49.000 I could see that because you're both Latino cultures and you want to be the best, you know?
00:51:53.000 I'm trying to think if I've ever been to a boxing match or not.
00:51:58.000 You should go see Jake Paul vs.
00:51:59.000 Mike Tyson.
00:52:00.000 It might be the last boxing match ever.
00:52:02.000 I don't know if I want to see it.
00:52:04.000 Do you want to see it if Mike Tyson wins?
00:52:07.000 I remember watching Mike Tyson vs.
00:52:09.000 Roy Jones Jr. Yeah.
00:52:10.000 And it was like two guys beating each other up in baby diapers or whatever.
00:52:14.000 Baby diapers?
00:52:16.000 Yeah, bring it up.
00:52:16.000 They were wearing big diapers or whatever.
00:52:18.000 No, they were wearing cups.
00:52:20.000 There's a protector that boxers wear that's different than the protector that MMA fighters wear.
00:52:25.000 So the protector that boxers wear is foam that covers like the front of your hips and things too.
00:52:31.000 Oh, maybe I'm not thinking about it.
00:52:32.000 Maybe I'm thinking about something else then.
00:52:34.000 But it just...
00:52:35.000 They kept hugging.
00:52:36.000 This is what I believe.
00:52:38.000 I believe really, truly to my core that they made an agreement where Mike Tyson was only going to hit him to the body full blast.
00:52:45.000 It looked like every time he hit him to the head he was kind of pulling back.
00:52:47.000 It just didn't seem like...
00:52:49.000 This didn't seem like a real fight.
00:52:51.000 Right.
00:52:51.000 It seemed like a fight to the body though.
00:52:53.000 Mike was hitting him to the body really hard, and I think he hurt Roy a bunch of times really hard to the body.
00:52:58.000 But you know, both of these men are 50. Roy in his day, I maintain to this day, was the greatest boxer I've ever seen.
00:53:06.000 Roy Jones, in his prime, was a freak.
00:53:09.000 Like, I mean a freak, where he wouldn't even throw jabs, he would throw a lead left hook.
00:53:16.000 It would favor that over a jab, but it was as fast as a jab.
00:53:19.000 And people couldn't understand it.
00:53:20.000 Yeah.
00:53:21.000 Because you'd never been in a ring with someone that fast.
00:53:23.000 Huh.
00:53:23.000 Have you looked at Roy Jones' highlight reel of KOs?
00:53:26.000 You ever watch, like, Roy Jones' news in his prime?
00:53:28.000 Uh-uh.
00:53:29.000 They were execution, son.
00:53:30.000 It was like Mike Tyson in his prime, but a different thing.
00:53:33.000 In fact, in a Nas song, Nas says the new Mike Tyson's Roy Jones.
00:53:38.000 Wow.
00:53:39.000 Roy Jones was just executing people.
00:53:41.000 He was so much faster than anybody.
00:53:43.000 His timing was so good.
00:53:44.000 He was a sniper.
00:53:45.000 Oh my god.
00:53:46.000 He was just so skillful.
00:53:48.000 Who would you rather knock you unconscious, you think, if you had to pick a good fighter?
00:53:52.000 Oh, I don't know.
00:53:53.000 Maybe Roy would just put it out quick, just pop you on the chin.
00:53:55.000 Roy or Conor, though?
00:53:57.000 Both of them will knock you out quick.
00:53:59.000 You think?
00:53:59.000 Yeah, and this is this one fight with Roy Jones with Vinny Pacienza.
00:54:03.000 It was the only fight in copybox history where the opponent didn't land a single punch.
00:54:08.000 Wow.
00:54:08.000 A single punch.
00:54:10.000 This was like when Roy was trying to get the referee to stop the fight.
00:54:13.000 Before that, Roy signaled to the referee, stop the fight.
00:54:16.000 And the referee said, no.
00:54:18.000 And then Roy goes like this.
00:54:19.000 He's like, look at Vinny.
00:54:19.000 Sorry, I got to do this.
00:54:21.000 I've never even seen that.
00:54:21.000 He just lights it up.
00:54:22.000 Bro, he was so good in his prime.
00:54:24.000 But like all fighters, they stay past their prime.
00:54:28.000 And people really only remember them for when they lost.
00:54:32.000 Yeah.
00:54:32.000 You know, Roy in his prime was just something completely special.
00:54:37.000 He had a Allen Iverson vibe.
00:54:38.000 You went to watch him just to see how long guys would last.
00:54:42.000 That's what you would watch, to see what he would do to guys.
00:54:45.000 I did a fishing rodeo with him once.
00:54:47.000 Did you really?
00:54:47.000 Yeah.
00:54:48.000 Oh, he's a big fisherman.
00:54:49.000 He dropped his hands, put them behind his back, and knocked a guy out.
00:54:55.000 Like, lured the guy in and hit him with one straight right hand and dropped him.
00:54:58.000 He would just be toying with dudes.
00:55:00.000 That's crazy, dude.
00:55:01.000 I can't even get a fucking medium jacket off of my body and this guy's doing this shit.
00:55:07.000 That's what blows my mind, dude.
00:55:09.000 Roy was so good.
00:55:10.000 He was so good.
00:55:11.000 And everybody that went in there...
00:55:13.000 He cooked that brother right there.
00:55:14.000 There's a thing that happens when a guy's gonna fight.
00:55:16.000 Like, you would see it with Anderson Silva.
00:55:18.000 Who is that, Bill Cartwright?
00:55:18.000 Who's he fighting?
00:55:19.000 I don't know.
00:55:20.000 Some dude is in real trouble.
00:55:21.000 They should have stopped this fight already.
00:55:23.000 That dude did not need to take those other two punches.
00:55:29.000 Dude, he was so fast.
00:55:32.000 Yeah, dude.
00:55:32.000 Tony was...
00:55:33.000 He was terrified.
00:55:37.000 Tony was terrified.
00:55:38.000 Right when I walked in, I hadn't seen him in months.
00:55:39.000 I'm just fucking grilling him.
00:55:41.000 I'm like, there he is.
00:55:42.000 I'm like, who's an island now?
00:55:43.000 That's what I said.
00:55:44.000 Yeah.
00:55:47.000 He's fucking sitting there.
00:55:49.000 Who's on the island now?
00:55:51.000 Did you really say that to him?
00:55:52.000 Yeah.
00:55:53.000 And here's the best thing about Tony, though.
00:55:55.000 He laughs.
00:55:56.000 Tony is for the joke, right?
00:55:58.000 Oh, yeah.
00:55:59.000 Even if he's going through it, he respects the joke.
00:56:02.000 Always.
00:56:03.000 Always.
00:56:03.000 There's many layers to that whole thing.
00:56:05.000 It's like, Tony is who he is.
00:56:07.000 Yeah.
00:56:07.000 And you almost respect that to the core.
00:56:10.000 Was it the best timing?
00:56:12.000 Probably not, right?
00:56:13.000 No.
00:56:13.000 Was there a lot of supervision over what he said?
00:56:16.000 No.
00:56:16.000 Probably not.
00:56:17.000 But that just shows you how disorganized that meeting was.
00:56:20.000 It's disorganized, but it's also real.
00:56:22.000 So it's like, there's two ways to look at it.
00:56:25.000 It's like, yes, it's like nobody proofread it.
00:56:28.000 Let me clear something there.
00:56:29.000 Because we did say that they went over his material.
00:56:31.000 They didn't.
00:56:32.000 They did not go over his material.
00:56:34.000 They did.
00:56:35.000 Someone suggested he take one joke out.
00:56:39.000 So he took this one joke out, and he's like, oh, what do I put in his place?
00:56:43.000 He decided to go with the Puerto Rico joke.
00:56:49.000 We did it.
00:56:51.000 Yeah, he's just so silly.
00:56:53.000 But he laughs at himself.
00:56:55.000 Oh, totally.
00:56:56.000 But also, it's weird because it's like, do you want things to be tailored or do you not want them to be tailored?
00:57:03.000 You know?
00:57:04.000 Yeah.
00:57:05.000 It's like you could have a group that goes through every single joke and says no to everything and then you get nothing.
00:57:12.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:57:13.000 It's like how many layers of like when you drain spaghetti or whatever I'm talking about?
00:57:20.000 Like how many layers of...
00:57:21.000 Spaghetti.
00:57:23.000 Nah, shit.
00:57:28.000 I don't know.
00:57:28.000 It's been a long year.
00:57:29.000 I know what you're saying.
00:57:30.000 I know what you're saying.
00:57:31.000 But I think when you get to a certain level of your career, you got to say no to things that are outside of comedy.
00:57:36.000 If you're just coming up and someone says you want to go speak in front of the president, go out there.
00:57:40.000 Make a mark, soldier.
00:57:42.000 Give it your best.
00:57:43.000 But if you're Tony Hinchcliffe and you just did the Tom Brady roast, Kill Tony's the number one comedy podcast in the world.
00:57:49.000 You have millions and millions of downloads every week.
00:57:53.000 Don't do that.
00:57:55.000 It's just too comedy.
00:57:56.000 You're really good.
00:57:57.000 That's what I was trying to tell people.
00:57:58.000 If you saw those same jokes on stage, he kills.
00:58:01.000 Fucking crushes.
00:58:03.000 It's just the worst environment ever for it.
00:58:05.000 Lights are bright.
00:58:06.000 It's in the day.
00:58:07.000 No one knows a comedian.
00:58:08.000 He goes up cold.
00:58:09.000 No one goes on after him.
00:58:11.000 There's like his big-ass pause after him.
00:58:12.000 The whole thing was like organized terribly.
00:58:15.000 Terribly.
00:58:16.000 Just complete disorganization.
00:58:17.000 It was like, there was the Trump speech, which is the big thing, like, what do we do with all the extra time?
00:58:21.000 Like, let anybody talk.
00:58:23.000 Who wants to talk?
00:58:23.000 This guy owns a fucking sandwich shop.
00:58:25.000 Let him come up there.
00:58:27.000 Yeah, look, it's my friend Giovanni.
00:58:29.000 Like, let anybody in there.
00:58:31.000 They were letting people, they were saying wild stuff, too.
00:58:34.000 Oh, they were letting anybody in there, dude.
00:58:35.000 And it didn't seem like they vetted a lot of the speeches.
00:58:38.000 Some of the speeches were like, what are you...
00:58:39.000 Yeah, they had 40 minutes of ASMR in there.
00:58:41.000 They were fucking letting people do anything.
00:58:43.000 Dude, whenever you get an organization, whether it's the Republicans or the Democrats, you've got to kind of like appease everybody.
00:58:48.000 And you've got psychos and moderate people.
00:58:51.000 And they're all together under this one banner of this one.
00:58:54.000 Like, have you ever been on a sports team?
00:58:56.000 There's always like one dude on the team that's a fucking psychopath, right?
00:59:00.000 Oh, yeah.
00:59:01.000 Dude, don't cause any fights.
00:59:02.000 Like, leave everybody alone.
00:59:03.000 Let's go.
00:59:03.000 Come on.
00:59:04.000 We had a brother.
00:59:04.000 He would slash everybody's tires.
00:59:06.000 But then here's the thing.
00:59:07.000 We were giving him a ride home.
00:59:08.000 So it was like, well, now we're all fucked.
00:59:12.000 But that's who he was.
00:59:13.000 You had to respect him.
00:59:14.000 He was a power forward, you know?
00:59:15.000 Yeah.
00:59:16.000 Well, sometimes they're not making the best decisions.
00:59:18.000 People don't, man.
00:59:20.000 People don't, man.
00:59:21.000 Especially football players, bro.
00:59:23.000 You get hit in the head a lot, you're going to make some sketchy ass decisions.
00:59:27.000 Nick Bosa got brave and shared his political thoughts the other night.
00:59:31.000 You see that?
00:59:32.000 No, I didn't.
00:59:33.000 Well, it's just crazy how, like, on mainstream stuff, if you share anything one way, it's okay, but you share something another way, it's not okay.
00:59:40.000 Right.
00:59:41.000 Like, nobody got angry at people.
00:59:43.000 They made fun of people for supporting Kamala Harris.
00:59:45.000 Like, we made fun of Dave Bautista, because it looked just so silly.
00:59:50.000 Like, this...
00:59:51.000 This is a performative commercial where it's really important to vote for Kamala and Tim Walsh.
00:59:57.000 Is that the Manuta?
00:59:58.000 The wrestler.
00:59:59.000 The guy from Guardians of the Galaxy.
01:00:01.000 Okay.
01:00:02.000 You know who I'm talking about.
01:00:03.000 Big Jack dude.
01:00:04.000 He's trying to get movies, man.
01:00:05.000 He's wearing pearls to red carpet events.
01:00:08.000 I know what you're doing.
01:00:08.000 You're trying to get those movies.
01:00:11.000 For what, though?
01:00:12.000 You're an artist.
01:00:12.000 You're sensitive.
01:00:13.000 You're on the right side.
01:00:14.000 He wants to be a lead in a movie.
01:00:16.000 He wants to be a movie star.
01:00:17.000 Then fucking turn on your camera at a house and make something.
01:00:20.000 Dude, I'm telling you, it's the right move.
01:00:22.000 What he's doing is the right move.
01:00:24.000 Even if he's faking it.
01:00:25.000 You mean for Hollywood, you mean?
01:00:26.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:00:26.000 Wear the beads.
01:00:28.000 Wear pearls.
01:00:29.000 That softens you up a little bit.
01:00:30.000 Lose some weight.
01:00:31.000 Lose a bunch of weight.
01:00:33.000 Talk shit about Trump.
01:00:34.000 He's allowed to be like a tough guy talking shit about Trump.
01:00:37.000 Did you ever see that Jimmy Kimmel sketch they did?
01:00:39.000 We called Trump a whiny bitch and...
01:00:41.000 You ever seen it?
01:00:42.000 Or Jimmy Kimmel called Donald Trump that?
01:00:44.000 No, no, no, no.
01:00:45.000 Bautista.
01:00:45.000 Dave Bautista did?
01:00:46.000 You never saw it?
01:00:48.000 Find it because it's kind of funny.
01:00:49.000 Is he the intercontinental champion?
01:00:51.000 I haven't watched wrestling in a bit.
01:00:52.000 He was a big-time wrestler, was a giant dude, like fucking built like a superhero.
01:00:57.000 And then he went and did Guardians of the Galaxy.
01:01:00.000 He was a giant dude in that.
01:01:00.000 Oh yeah, with Chris Pratt.
01:01:01.000 Yeah, he's a big giant wrestler dude.
01:01:03.000 Yes, now I know who you're talking about.
01:01:04.000 But he wants to be a movie star, so he's losing some weight.
01:01:08.000 He's a good actor too, man.
01:01:09.000 He was good in that...
01:01:10.000 What was that movie, The Glass...
01:01:15.000 The Glass Onion.
01:01:16.000 Yeah, that was a great movie.
01:01:18.000 He was really good in that.
01:01:20.000 I'm trying to think of what I've seen recently.
01:01:22.000 If you're a big giant dude, and you're a big muscle-bound giant dude, and you want to do serious roles, you kind of got to lose some weight.
01:01:29.000 And you kind of got to support Kamala Harris.
01:01:32.000 You kind of got to wear pearls.
01:01:34.000 You kind of got to soften your stance.
01:01:39.000 Be performative that you're the guy that they would want to pick, because that's like part of the battle.
01:01:44.000 Like, here, let me get this.
01:01:45.000 Oh, that's him?
01:01:46.000 Yeah.
01:01:46.000 I thought it was Eddie Bravo, dude.
01:01:48.000 Donald Trump is some kind of tough guy.
01:01:50.000 He's not.
01:01:52.000 I mean, look at him.
01:01:53.000 He wears more makeup than Dolly Parton.
01:01:55.000 He whines like a baby.
01:01:57.000 And the guy's afraid of birds.
01:02:01.000 Donald Trump had his daddy pay a doctor to say his little feet hurt so he could dodge the draft.
01:02:07.000 Look at that gut.
01:02:08.000 Looks like a garbage bag full of buttermilk.
01:02:11.000 He sells imaginary baseball cards pretending to be a cowboy fireman.
01:02:15.000 Guy's barely strong enough to hold an umbrella.
01:02:21.000 While he's working out.
01:02:23.000 And where is this?
01:02:24.000 At Jocko's gym?
01:02:25.000 I don't know.
01:02:29.000 That's pretty funny.
01:02:31.000 He's got jugs.
01:02:32.000 Big ones.
01:02:33.000 Like Dolly Parton.
01:02:34.000 He cheats at golf.
01:02:36.000 He creeps around beauty pageant dressing rooms.
01:02:39.000 You know that little dance he does?
01:02:41.000 Yeah, he's a pervert, dude.
01:02:42.000 Who isn't a pervert?
01:02:46.000 He's moody.
01:02:47.000 He pouts.
01:02:48.000 He throws tantrums.
01:02:49.000 No!
01:02:49.000 Get those lights off!
01:02:51.000 He acts like a five-year-old behind the wheel of a truck.
01:02:54.000 He bends over for Putin.
01:02:56.000 This cat here on social media is a middle school bean girl.
01:03:00.000 The guy needs help walking downhill.
01:03:03.000 Almost there, Grandma!
01:03:05.000 So this November, let's stop kidding ourselves.
01:03:07.000 Donald Trump is afraid.
01:03:09.000 I don't watch this kind of stuff.
01:03:11.000 Look at this!
01:03:11.000 The punches!
01:03:14.000 Murrow f***ing Streep!
01:03:16.000 And being locked at!
01:03:24.000 Isn't it past your jail time?
01:03:28.000 Mostly, he's terrified that real red-blooded American men will find out that he's a weak, tubby toddler.
01:03:36.000 Mommy, take me home.
01:03:37.000 Mommy, I wanna go home.
01:03:38.000 Don't you know, tough guy.
01:03:40.000 Someone grab you by the p***.
01:03:42.000 Wow!
01:03:43.000 That closing line's pretty tough.
01:03:45.000 That's not bad.
01:03:46.000 He called him a b***h.
01:03:47.000 But it's like, you know what he's doing?
01:03:50.000 Yeah.
01:03:50.000 Try to become a movie star.
01:03:52.000 It's a good move.
01:03:53.000 The Hollywood liberals 100% love that.
01:03:57.000 Well, Hollywood's just crazy to me, dude.
01:03:59.000 I just don't understand it.
01:04:00.000 It seems like they hate white men.
01:04:05.000 Well, some people that work in Hollywood, I'm sure, don't like white men, but that's the thing about woke culture.
01:04:12.000 It's like there's a hierarchy of the injustices that you have faced.
01:04:16.000 White men, even if it's not you, which is where it gets prejudiced, because if it's not you, white men over history have caused the most grief.
01:04:25.000 They've caused the most trouble.
01:04:26.000 They've been responsible for the most injustices in this country, at least.
01:04:30.000 You know, slavery, redline laws, bringing the Chinese...
01:04:34.000 Other people helped with slavery.
01:04:36.000 Let's don't just pin the tail on the honky-donky.
01:04:39.000 You know what I'm saying?
01:04:39.000 But in America, slaves were exclusively owned by white people.
01:04:44.000 In other countries, they're owned by all kinds of people.
01:04:46.000 This is where it gets weird.
01:04:47.000 See, that's what we got to do then.
01:04:49.000 Well, what people don't understand is there's more slaves today than there have ever been.
01:04:52.000 Nuh-uh.
01:04:53.000 There's more slaves today than there were before 1865 when slavery was abolished in America.
01:04:58.000 You're lying.
01:04:59.000 Nope.
01:04:59.000 There's more slaves.
01:05:00.000 In Libya, when we took down Libya and the rebels killed Gaddafi on television, do you ever see that?
01:05:08.000 It's one of the most terrifying videos.
01:05:10.000 What channel was it on?
01:05:11.000 C-SPAN. But Libya became, for a while, became like a failed state.
01:05:16.000 And at one point in time, there were slave auctions in Libya that you could watch on YouTube.
01:05:22.000 Okay.
01:05:23.000 How crazy is that?
01:05:25.000 Like, Google the actual numbers.
01:05:27.000 Oh my god.
01:05:29.000 Yeah, that's a real statistic.
01:05:31.000 And this is also one of the things that people are terrified about with this border deal, okay?
01:05:36.000 Because one of the things about the border, it's not as simple as people coming over and they want a better life, of course, but it's also people being exploited.
01:05:45.000 And there's tens of thousands of kids that are missing.
01:05:48.000 Who knows if they've been smuggled into child trafficking.
01:05:53.000 Who knows how many people have been...
01:05:56.000 Okay, hold on a second.
01:05:57.000 It says estimates range from about 38 to 49.6 million people are slaves today.
01:06:05.000 The number of enslaved difficult people is difficult to determine.
01:06:09.000 Estimates range from 38 to 49 million.
01:06:12.000 What?
01:06:13.000 Uh-huh.
01:06:14.000 Yeah.
01:06:14.000 Oh my god.
01:06:17.000 I didn't have any clue.
01:06:19.000 Well, you have to include people that can't leave, even if they're not in cages.
01:06:24.000 People that are trapped, right?
01:06:25.000 Like Gaza people, you mean?
01:06:27.000 Well, no.
01:06:28.000 I would talk about people that work in coal mines or cobalt mines in the Congo.
01:06:32.000 They're essentially slaves.
01:06:34.000 I mean, they give them the minimal amount of food and water.
01:06:37.000 They work in horrific conditions, and they live in complete abject poverty.
01:06:42.000 But they're treated better than the people in Gaza, though.
01:06:45.000 Perhaps.
01:06:46.000 Well, they're all getting poisoned.
01:06:47.000 They're all getting poisoned pulling that cobalt out of the ground.
01:06:50.000 Yeah, but still, they're getting lunch, I bet.
01:06:54.000 Probably not a good lunch, I would imagine.
01:06:57.000 Either way, yeah, you could find other spots that suck worse.
01:07:00.000 But the point is, like, those people you could kind of consider slaves.
01:07:04.000 And then there's real slavery.
01:07:06.000 You know, this friend of mine was telling me about this place that was built in Jamaica or the Bahamas.
01:07:14.000 I think it was the Bahamas.
01:07:15.000 And they brought in Chinese workers in like this giant ship.
01:07:21.000 And he said they had this patch of land.
01:07:24.000 They put up a fence around the land.
01:07:26.000 And all the Chinese workers lived on that land.
01:07:28.000 And the Chinese workers built this resort there.
01:07:31.000 And they worked nonstop, 24 hours a day.
01:07:35.000 They built the whole thing in 18 months.
01:07:37.000 They would just have shift after shift.
01:07:38.000 And once it was completed, they took all the workers, put them back in the boat, put them right back to China.
01:07:44.000 So, what was that?
01:07:46.000 Was that slaves?
01:07:48.000 That's slavery.
01:07:48.000 I mean, it seems like slaves.
01:07:50.000 It seems like unless they paid those people an exorbitant amount of money, I don't know.
01:07:54.000 I mean, I don't know what the arrangement was.
01:07:56.000 But they put a fence around the area, they brought people in a giant ship, and then they put them back on the ship and shipped them back to China.
01:08:04.000 Yeah.
01:08:04.000 Well, look at Fyre Fest.
01:08:06.000 Remember Fyre Fest or whatever?
01:08:07.000 Yeah.
01:08:08.000 What the fuck was that?
01:08:09.000 That was a dude trying to make money.
01:08:11.000 Right, but still, those people got carted over there.
01:08:13.000 Yeah.
01:08:13.000 Nothing to eat, nowhere to sleep.
01:08:15.000 Definitely different than slavery, but still, it's like, yeah, it's funny.
01:08:20.000 You think just because things happened a long time ago that it's not slavery today, right?
01:08:24.000 Well, I wouldn't say that Fyre Festival is a form of slavery.
01:08:27.000 I agree.
01:08:28.000 Did you see Prop 6 in California?
01:08:30.000 What is that?
01:08:31.000 That's on the screen.
01:08:32.000 Prop 6 prohibits slavery and involuntary servitude.
01:08:36.000 And it did not pass.
01:08:38.000 What?
01:08:38.000 What?
01:08:39.000 Wait a minute.
01:08:40.000 What?
01:08:40.000 In California?
01:08:42.000 Yeah.
01:08:43.000 Proposed amendment to California's constitution would bar slavery in any form and repeal a current provision allowing involuntary servitude as a punishment for crime.
01:08:52.000 Because a lot of them gay producers trying to trank out them twinks, homie, that's why, bro.
01:08:57.000 Keeping my slaves?
01:08:57.000 Yeah, bro, they fight every now and then.
01:08:59.000 How would you?
01:09:00.000 Why?
01:09:00.000 Every now and then a freaking, some twink fucking clambers out of an air van.
01:09:05.000 Oh, here it is.
01:09:06.000 It's forced labor in prisons.
01:09:08.000 Yeah, it has to do with paying people to work in prisons and they have to fight the wildfires and stuff.
01:09:13.000 Interesting.
01:09:14.000 So they want him to have to work.
01:09:16.000 Wow.
01:09:17.000 They just don't want to pay.
01:09:18.000 Yeah, that's California.
01:09:20.000 But that is what happened, right?
01:09:23.000 That was what the Jim Crow laws were all about, man.
01:09:26.000 Like, one of the things about slavery is slavery didn't end, boom, now let's get black people jobs.
01:09:32.000 No, slavery ended and then there was this long period where black men would get arrested for anything and everything.
01:09:40.000 Yeah.
01:09:40.000 And then they'd be forced to work.
01:09:42.000 And they had work camps.
01:09:44.000 And so you were still- It was the same thing.
01:09:46.000 You could just get caught and you'd be a slave.
01:09:48.000 You'd get a bad cop, besides you're speeding.
01:09:50.000 Whatever it is, you're a slave.
01:09:52.000 Yeah.
01:09:53.000 Speeding, you need to have a car and you're like, you're speeding.
01:09:55.000 Yeah, you're looking at people bad.
01:09:57.000 You're verbally intimidating people, whatever the fuck it is.
01:09:59.000 You see when someone wants to target you for something, you pissed off the wrong people, they fucking come after you with the law.
01:10:08.000 And they can get you if they just decide that you shouldn't be free and we're just going to...
01:10:13.000 There's an industry around slave labor, which there is.
01:10:16.000 There's also an industry now around keeping people in prison, right?
01:10:21.000 Because the prisons are private.
01:10:23.000 So a private corporation owns this building where you lock people up for money.
01:10:29.000 You get paid for them being there.
01:10:31.000 Who gets paid?
01:10:32.000 The private prison.
01:10:33.000 There's contracts with the state.
01:10:35.000 Like it's like a summer camp or something kind of thing?
01:10:36.000 Well, I don't know who gives the contracts.
01:10:39.000 No.
01:10:40.000 Prisons are owned by corporations.
01:10:42.000 Okay, so prisons own corporations.
01:10:44.000 No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:10:45.000 Prison is owned by a corporation.
01:10:48.000 So it's a business.
01:10:49.000 Okay.
01:10:49.000 So they lobby to make sure that laws stay on the books.
01:10:53.000 One of them is marijuana.
01:10:54.000 So the prison guard lobby.
01:10:57.000 They were trying to make sure that marijuana stays illegal so that more people stay in prison.
01:11:03.000 Because the more people in prison, the more jobs they have, the more hours they have, the better benefits they'll have.
01:11:08.000 And the prison wants as many people in jail as possible.
01:11:11.000 Because they get money.
01:11:12.000 That is how they make money.
01:11:13.000 Wow.
01:11:14.000 Yeah.
01:11:14.000 Who makes the money?
01:11:15.000 It's not the government?
01:11:16.000 No.
01:11:16.000 Well, in some jails, but there's private prisons.
01:11:19.000 What are the percentages of private prisons?
01:11:21.000 I know we've looked this up, but I forget the number.
01:11:23.000 Are they nicer?
01:11:24.000 I don't think so.
01:11:26.000 What about the Excalibur in Las Vegas?
01:11:27.000 That place is a fucking private prison, dude.
01:11:30.000 You ever been there?
01:11:32.000 Dear God, bro.
01:11:34.000 Bro, I heard Circus Circus is going down.
01:11:35.000 That's the ultimate.
01:11:37.000 Circus Circus is like, how is this place legal?
01:11:41.000 Dude, that was...
01:11:42.000 At the end of 2022, 8% of the total state and federal prison population in the United States was in private prisons.
01:11:48.000 What?!
01:11:49.000 Yep.
01:11:49.000 Which is about 90,873 people.
01:11:53.000 This makes private prisons a relatively small part of the correction system, which is mostly public.
01:11:58.000 Which, by the way, is even crazier.
01:11:59.000 How about the fact that 90,000 people in jail is a small percentage?
01:12:04.000 Wow.
01:12:05.000 We have more people in jail than any other country.
01:12:07.000 Do you know that?
01:12:07.000 Yeah, and we need a few more in there, too, I think.
01:12:11.000 To be honest, bro.
01:12:13.000 Freedom is safe.
01:12:14.000 Some people can't handle freedom.
01:12:15.000 Yeah, freedom ain't free.
01:12:16.000 Freedom ain't free, man.
01:12:18.000 What are you eating over there?
01:12:20.000 I need a hit of something, man.
01:12:21.000 Want one of these?
01:12:22.000 Huh?
01:12:22.000 Something.
01:12:23.000 Oh, that's Zen's or something?
01:12:24.000 Yeah.
01:12:24.000 Breakers?
01:12:24.000 You scared of it?
01:12:25.000 You have a vape on you?
01:12:26.000 This is non-alcoholic.
01:12:28.000 I have this.
01:12:28.000 What is that?
01:12:29.000 Bust out the smelling salts.
01:12:31.000 I'll take a hit of anything, dude.
01:12:32.000 I'm about to fucking jerk off just to get high, dude.
01:12:35.000 I need something.
01:12:35.000 What's going on, man?
01:12:36.000 What's happening, Steve?
01:12:37.000 It's been a long week, man.
01:12:38.000 Anxious?
01:12:38.000 Yeah, it's been a long year, man.
01:12:40.000 Well, you're successful.
01:12:41.000 You're handsome.
01:12:42.000 I don't understand it.
01:12:43.000 I don't understand it either.
01:12:45.000 This one's so bad.
01:12:47.000 It stinks.
01:12:48.000 Chuck me a knife, Jamie.
01:12:50.000 That's not the fishing bait one, is it?
01:12:52.000 No, bro.
01:12:53.000 This one is so strong.
01:12:54.000 I haven't even opened this yet.
01:12:57.000 Sniff it.
01:12:57.000 It's not even opened yet.
01:12:59.000 Can't smell it.
01:13:00.000 You can't smell that?
01:13:01.000 You have COVID? Nope.
01:13:03.000 I don't think so.
01:13:05.000 Shout out to my friend John Reeves who gave me this knife.
01:13:07.000 This knife is made with...
01:13:09.000 You got a vape in here still, man?
01:13:11.000 No.
01:13:11.000 Come on.
01:13:12.000 BLM, dude.
01:13:13.000 What you got, Jamie?
01:13:15.000 What do you need, man?
01:13:16.000 What's wrong with your vape?
01:13:17.000 I just want to hit a nicotine in it.
01:13:19.000 What are you doing with a vape with no nicotine?
01:13:21.000 Just faking it?
01:13:22.000 Yeah.
01:13:22.000 Just trying to get through it all.
01:13:24.000 Do you want a cigar, perhaps?
01:13:26.000 It'll make me sick, I bet.
01:13:28.000 Okay.
01:13:28.000 I want you to get sick.
01:13:30.000 I know.
01:13:31.000 Before I bust out these smelling salts, son.
01:13:33.000 These are...
01:13:33.000 Oh, my God.
01:13:35.000 Tremendous.
01:13:36.000 What round are we in?
01:13:37.000 Oh, boy.
01:13:38.000 What round are we in, dog?
01:13:39.000 Bro, this one I'm smelling from over there.
01:13:40.000 Here we go.
01:13:41.000 Oh, my God.
01:13:43.000 Come on, boy.
01:13:43.000 I'll fucking ride that bitch, homie.
01:13:45.000 Huh?
01:13:46.000 Ooh.
01:13:47.000 They're back, huh?
01:13:49.000 Ooh.
01:13:52.000 Inwards in Paris, baby.
01:13:53.000 Let's get this.
01:13:54.000 You feel me?
01:13:55.000 Get it.
01:13:55.000 Get it.
01:13:57.000 Oh, Lord!
01:13:59.000 Right?
01:14:00.000 There's nothing like a freshie.
01:14:01.000 How many seconds did I do, man?
01:14:03.000 That's PBR shit.
01:14:04.000 You had a good haul.
01:14:06.000 Let me get one more.
01:14:07.000 One more.
01:14:08.000 Sorry, man.
01:14:09.000 Don't be scared.
01:14:10.000 I like it.
01:14:12.000 I like it.
01:14:13.000 Oh, Lord!
01:14:14.000 I can't leave you alone out there in two land.
01:14:17.000 I got to get a dose in myself.
01:14:19.000 Oh, my God.
01:14:23.000 Fuck, I just think I saw who won the Heisman.
01:14:27.000 Oh my god.
01:14:30.000 Bro, that shit made something happen to me.
01:14:32.000 Those are so strong.
01:14:34.000 Wow.
01:14:36.000 I'm gonna join women's sports.
01:14:38.000 That was a lot, bro.
01:14:40.000 If every time you did this, and you left here, and you felt like you couldn't remember things well, would you still do it?
01:14:49.000 Do that?
01:14:50.000 Yeah.
01:14:50.000 Yeah, I would.
01:14:51.000 If you would lose, like, a little bit of memory.
01:14:53.000 Like, where's my keys?
01:14:54.000 Nothing serious.
01:14:55.000 Like, you remember your name.
01:14:56.000 You know, still remember your phone number.
01:14:57.000 But you, like...
01:15:00.000 To do a little bit of a drug?
01:15:01.000 Just a little hit.
01:15:02.000 Oh, yeah.
01:15:02.000 Yeah.
01:15:03.000 I mean, one of my eyes just shut down, and yeah.
01:15:05.000 And I like it.
01:15:06.000 It's like, how far can we go?
01:15:08.000 There's something about doing something.
01:15:10.000 It's like, I think when you have addiction, you want to do something that harms you.
01:15:13.000 Is that what it is?
01:15:14.000 Yeah.
01:15:15.000 You want to fucking...
01:15:16.000 Because it's control.
01:15:17.000 It's like, I want to control how I feel.
01:15:19.000 So even if how I feel isn't great, there's a weird juxtaposition where it's like, if I have control over it, then that's...
01:15:29.000 It's almost like you're the devil that's trying to kill you, you know, make any sense?
01:15:33.000 So if you have control like so you have anxiety and you're worried about things and so in order to Kind of mitigate that you do a little bit of damage to yourself.
01:15:43.000 So you have control over the damage Yeah, there's something about having control about how you feel so even if you feel damaged you still did it to yourself.
01:15:51.000 There's like I Don't know man.
01:15:53.000 I'm doing the worst job No, I know what you're saying.
01:15:57.000 Self-destructive tendencies is a big part of addiction, you know?
01:16:01.000 Yeah, self-destructive.
01:16:02.000 It's like, things feel so hectic right now, at least if I damage myself, then I'm the one doing it.
01:16:11.000 I'm not just letting the world do it, right?
01:16:13.000 Right.
01:16:13.000 In the moment, you don't see that that doesn't have any value.
01:16:17.000 Right.
01:16:18.000 Afterwards you're like shit.
01:16:19.000 That was dumb, but in the moment that feels like at least I'm taking control of the situation, right?
01:16:25.000 I think sometimes you spend too much time alone.
01:16:29.000 Me personally?
01:16:30.000 Yeah.
01:16:31.000 I think that's probably true.
01:16:32.000 Yeah, I think knowing you and being your friend for many years now, I think when you struggle is when you buy yourself too much.
01:16:40.000 Yeah.
01:16:40.000 Because when you're with everybody else, everybody loves you, we all have fun together.
01:16:46.000 I've said it before and I'll say it again.
01:16:48.000 We need that.
01:16:49.000 Especially us.
01:16:51.000 Especially comedians.
01:16:52.000 We need to be around people that are just like us.
01:16:55.000 You don't have to worry.
01:16:56.000 We can just talk shit and laugh and have fun.
01:16:59.000 There's no wondering where we stand with each other.
01:17:01.000 It's always fun.
01:17:02.000 You need a home base, man.
01:17:04.000 You were doing better when you were at the Comedy Store all the time because you were around us all the time.
01:17:09.000 We were all around each other.
01:17:11.000 We knew there was a place we could go where we could find like-minded people and have a laugh.
01:17:17.000 On a regular basis, which is like, we're so fortunate.
01:17:21.000 Most people don't have a place where they can go, where they're guaranteed to see people that they love, and you're gonna have a good time, and just be silly with each other.
01:17:30.000 And then you're watching all these sets, everybody's going on stage with that energy, and so there's all this killing in the air.
01:17:37.000 Yeah, I mean, Mothership's fun, man.
01:17:41.000 I've been wanting to look for a place where I just haven't had the time.
01:17:43.000 Let me ask you this.
01:17:44.000 This year's been the craziest year, you know?
01:17:45.000 It's just been a crazy year, and so it's like...
01:17:47.000 Well, it's good to be crazy because you're busy and you're doing great stuff.
01:17:50.000 Yeah, it's been fun.
01:17:51.000 Your podcast is killing it.
01:17:52.000 It's been scary, you know?
01:17:54.000 It's been fun, you know?
01:17:55.000 I appreciate the couple times...
01:17:56.000 You know, you've messaged me after a couple episodes and said, Hey, man, I like that or something.
01:18:00.000 I really appreciate it.
01:18:00.000 I want to let you know that I really appreciate that.
01:18:03.000 Oh, well, I appreciate what you're doing.
01:18:04.000 I'm very, very proud of you.
01:18:06.000 I'd love to see how much you've worked at it and how your podcast just keeps growing in the ranks.
01:18:10.000 It's really good, man.
01:18:11.000 It's very authentic.
01:18:12.000 It's a perfect podcast in that it's really you.
01:18:15.000 You know how to be you.
01:18:17.000 You're real authentic.
01:18:17.000 Even if you're talking to Trump, you're being you.
01:18:19.000 You're talking about doing cocaine with former President Trump or now newly elected President Trump.
01:18:25.000 So it's like...
01:18:26.000 I just want to have a voice, you know?
01:18:28.000 I always just wanted to have a voice.
01:18:30.000 I don't know.
01:18:32.000 You want to be able to express yourself.
01:18:33.000 Yes.
01:18:34.000 I just wanted things to be fair, and I just want to express...
01:18:38.000 There was always this feeling inside of me, like I can't speak up for myself.
01:18:44.000 I know what you're saying.
01:18:46.000 And even if I'm just listening to somebody but letting them speak, it's like there's still something that means.
01:18:53.000 I can't even explain it, but it's like, I don't know.
01:18:58.000 It means something to me.
01:19:00.000 Yeah, I think these kind of conversations are very good for you.
01:19:03.000 Like, conversations that you're having, conversations that I'm having.
01:19:06.000 I think they're good for you.
01:19:08.000 You get a chance to communicate with people that are, you know, really interesting, unique people that have lived completely different lives than you.
01:19:17.000 Like, I had Brian Cox on the other day explaining the universe to me.
01:19:21.000 Fucking...
01:19:21.000 I couldn't...
01:19:22.000 I was, like, a kid in a candy store.
01:19:23.000 It's, like, so exciting to get this guy's just, like...
01:19:28.000 Super intelligent person who's also a really good communicator could break down the fabric of the universe for you and what we know about it.
01:19:35.000 I mean like when does anybody ever get that opportunity to sit down and talk to someone like that for three hours?
01:19:41.000 Yeah, man.
01:19:42.000 Dude, I had a lady who had been driving cats across the country for two years in a fucking tour bus, right?
01:19:47.000 And they perform and they do music class.
01:19:52.000 And bro, I'm not even joking to you.
01:19:53.000 It was one of the most fascinating things I've ever heard in my life.
01:19:57.000 Oh, yeah.
01:19:57.000 Because her commitment to it.
01:19:59.000 Imagine she got her CDL so she could drive the fucking bus because it was so expensive.
01:20:04.000 What's a CDL? Commercial driver's license.
01:20:06.000 Oh.
01:20:07.000 And she goes around doing feline shows around the whole country.
01:20:11.000 And she's been doing it for 15 years.
01:20:12.000 Who do you think she voted for?
01:20:14.000 That's a good question.
01:20:15.000 I don't know.
01:20:17.000 Whoever, hey, grab him by the pussy, probably that guy.
01:20:20.000 Do you know that crazy cat ladies, that there's a reason for that?
01:20:25.000 It's the same reason that, like, it's a cat parasite.
01:20:30.000 Toxoplasmosis.
01:20:31.000 So you're saying it's a medical ailment?
01:20:34.000 Makes you aggressive.
01:20:35.000 Aw, man.
01:20:35.000 No, it makes you aggressive.
01:20:36.000 Yeah.
01:20:37.000 I bet a lot...
01:20:38.000 Like, that term, cat lady, crazy cat lady, that's a real thing.
01:20:42.000 That lady's got a parasite.
01:20:44.000 She's got a brain parasite.
01:20:46.000 Toxoplasmosis.
01:20:46.000 Oh, you can't tell them that.
01:20:48.000 I bet I could test them.
01:20:49.000 Get a cheek swab.
01:20:51.000 Hold that lady down.
01:20:52.000 Give me a cheek swab.
01:20:53.000 I guarantee you that lady's got it.
01:20:56.000 I used to live with a dude, bro.
01:20:58.000 I used to live with this dude, right?
01:21:00.000 And I ended up doing fucking a lot of drugs or something and whatever.
01:21:03.000 And I fucking cut a window into my closet, dude.
01:21:05.000 And it was to the neighbor's apartment.
01:21:08.000 I thought it went outside and got kicked out.
01:21:10.000 Oh my God.
01:21:10.000 But before that, I lived with this dude and he would get really...
01:21:13.000 Imagine you're that lady in the apartment next door and you hear a song.
01:21:20.000 Some dude's got a hole in your fucking apartment.
01:21:24.000 Yeah, man.
01:21:25.000 I just...
01:21:26.000 That's the crazy thing about apartments, right?
01:21:27.000 That's the crazy thing about cocaine.
01:21:29.000 Apartments has nothing to do with it, bro.
01:21:32.000 I've been up for fucking 42 hours on drugs.
01:21:37.000 You want to hear something crazy?
01:21:38.000 Trump, at the day of the election, Dana White told me he'd been up for 72 hours.
01:21:42.000 Unbelievable.
01:21:44.000 I go, how is that possible?
01:21:45.000 He goes, dude, he's a freak.
01:21:46.000 It's so weird.
01:21:48.000 Well, yeah, dude, I'll say some things.
01:21:49.000 Here's things that, like, whatever you think about, the guy is as resilient, no one could go through all that shit.
01:21:58.000 When the Justice Department started to fuck him over, that's when a lot of people were like, you know what?
01:22:04.000 The only thing we should be able to believe in in this country is at least the justice system.
01:22:09.000 And if they're fucking him over...
01:22:12.000 And then he got shot at a couple of times, dude.
01:22:15.000 He's a quarter of 50 cent.
01:22:18.000 You know what I'm saying?
01:22:19.000 He's like...
01:22:20.000 So it's like, what else does it...
01:22:22.000 At a certain point, you're just like, I gotta bet on this dog.
01:22:27.000 Even if it's like you don't even like him...
01:22:30.000 It's like, this motherfucker, this dude, you gotta bet on that dog.
01:22:37.000 If not, it's just bizarre, you know?
01:22:39.000 I mean, the guy gets up and says, fight, fight, fight, after he got shot in the ear.
01:22:43.000 He's not freaking out.
01:22:44.000 He's like, oh my god, I got shot.
01:22:45.000 Get me out of here.
01:22:46.000 They're shooting.
01:22:47.000 He looks, he goes, no, no, stop, stop.
01:22:49.000 Yeah, fight.
01:22:50.000 Fight.
01:22:51.000 Dude, I stubbed my toe.
01:22:52.000 I called my assistant a faggot.
01:22:55.000 So yeah, there's something special about that guy.
01:23:00.000 And if you're lying about him, and I know you're lying about him, why am I supposed to trust you that you're lying for a good reason?
01:23:08.000 Right?
01:23:09.000 If you keep repeating these same hoaxes, they keep repeating.
01:23:13.000 Obama was repeating it in one of his speeches.
01:23:15.000 He said about those white supremacists, the very fine men on both sides.
01:23:19.000 That's not true.
01:23:20.000 Yeah.
01:23:21.000 It's not true.
01:23:22.000 Well, I don't understand why left-leaning media, which is mostly Jewish, are calling people white supremacists, dude.
01:23:29.000 Did you just say that?
01:23:31.000 Yeah, I just don't understand.
01:23:32.000 Left-wing media is mostly Jewish?
01:23:34.000 I mean, according to my Jewish friends, it is, you know?
01:23:39.000 But why do they hate white guys?
01:23:41.000 It's just woke things, man.
01:23:43.000 It's just virtue woke bullshit.
01:23:45.000 I just don't understand it.
01:23:47.000 Well, because the hierarchies have experienced a polar shift.
01:23:52.000 Okay?
01:23:52.000 So here's what it is.
01:23:53.000 If you go back to the 1960s...
01:23:56.000 The kind of racism that people faced before the race riots and all that was horrific because it's just a hundred years removed from slavery ending.
01:24:06.000 And the echoes of that...
01:24:08.000 Oh, it's still in our genes.
01:24:09.000 Yes.
01:24:10.000 But the echoes of that were much more...
01:24:13.000 Much more prevalent then.
01:24:14.000 And so, black people were heavily discriminated against, gay people were heavily discriminated against.
01:24:20.000 People recognize that that's wrong, young people go to universities, they get taught that it's wrong, they recognize the sins of the past, and then they overcorrect.
01:24:30.000 And by overcorrecting, now you favor people that you think have been previously marginalized.
01:24:37.000 So you give people, like Vivek calls it the tyranny of the oppressed.
01:24:41.000 So the oppressed, the previously oppressed, now have a social hierarchy.
01:24:47.000 They're a higher level.
01:24:48.000 If you're a black trans woman, you get to say the things first at the meeting.
01:24:54.000 Let the black trans woman talk.
01:24:55.000 There's a hierarchy in all woke culture.
01:24:58.000 And if you are a white male who's heterosexual, You have to be non-binary, because otherwise you can't get in.
01:25:05.000 You gotta be a they-them, because then now, okay, now you're marginalized.
01:25:08.000 All you have to do is change your approach.
01:25:10.000 That's the lowest level of entry is non-binary straight man.
01:25:15.000 You just say you're non-binary, and they're like, I just don't feel like a man or a woman, but I mean, I only fuck chicks.
01:25:20.000 You know what you're doing, you little chameleon.
01:25:23.000 Yeah, you're just being a little secret care bear or whatever.
01:25:26.000 You're sneaking around.
01:25:27.000 But there's hierarchies.
01:25:29.000 And gay people, because gay people have been previously oppressed, gay people weren't even allowed.
01:25:34.000 Even in 2013, up to then, Hillary Clinton and Obama both said that marriage should be between a man and a woman.
01:25:45.000 We have to realize that this was like 11 fucking years ago.
01:25:48.000 That was their political talking points.
01:25:50.000 Marriage should be between a man and woman.
01:25:52.000 So now, kids realize how stupid that is.
01:25:56.000 Young kids generally have a much better sense of the errors of the past than we do.
01:26:02.000 Unless we're paying attention as we get older, we pay more attention to what's going on before.
01:26:05.000 But now kids immediately are aware of how fucked up How colonial society has been, how they've conquered North America, killed the indigenous people.
01:26:15.000 So they want to, like, re-correct things.
01:26:18.000 Oh, yeah.
01:26:18.000 If I was ever in office, dude, Native Americans are getting a lot of shit back immediately, dude.
01:26:23.000 Well, they already have casinos.
01:26:24.000 Huh?
01:26:24.000 They already have casinos.
01:26:25.000 Yeah, but did they want casinos?
01:26:27.000 I want them to have back whatever they want.
01:26:29.000 They're getting the rivers back.
01:26:31.000 They're getting the lakes back.
01:26:32.000 They were taking it from each other, too, dude.
01:26:34.000 No, I agree.
01:26:35.000 Everybody acts like Native Americans where everybody's just whistling and just shaking hands, but they were fighting.
01:26:40.000 Yeah, 100%.
01:26:41.000 But you'd have to figure out who owned it at that time and give it back to them, and then you would have to let all those other people try to kill them and get it back.
01:26:51.000 Because if you want to go back to the old ways, that's the old ways.
01:26:53.000 You want to go back to when the Comanche ran Texas.
01:26:56.000 Like, okay, good luck.
01:26:57.000 But you know what the Comanche's favorite thing was doing?
01:26:59.000 Raiding other tribes.
01:27:01.000 They loved that.
01:27:02.000 They were gangbangers.
01:27:03.000 Yeah, they were gangbangers.
01:27:04.000 They would show up in other tribes and slaughter people.
01:27:08.000 And they wouldn't just slaughter people.
01:27:09.000 They would torture them.
01:27:11.000 They would cut their arms and legs off, throw them on a pile of fire.
01:27:14.000 Nobody ever surrendered, ever, because they knew that there was no leniency.
01:27:19.000 You're going to be tortured and killed.
01:27:20.000 Oh, so you had to fight to the death.
01:27:21.000 One hundred percent.
01:27:22.000 Fight to the death.
01:27:23.000 Imagine not being able to surrender because you have no choice but to fight to the death.
01:27:26.000 That's wild.
01:27:27.000 The concept of surrender was completely alien to Native Americans.
01:27:32.000 Yeah.
01:27:32.000 They fought to the fucking death.
01:27:34.000 And they fought each other to the death.
01:27:35.000 And there was battles between all of them.
01:27:37.000 And they conquered and they made alliances and, you know, especially Little Bighorn.
01:27:42.000 They all got together and fucked up Custer.
01:27:43.000 But there's so many different tribes that conquered so many different...
01:27:48.000 And you'd have to go back to when.
01:27:49.000 Right.
01:27:49.000 You're like, when?
01:27:50.000 Well, you got it because you killed all these people.
01:27:52.000 Let's go back to the Algonquins.
01:27:54.000 Let's give it to the fucking Apaches.
01:27:56.000 You'd have to figure it out, man.
01:27:57.000 This was a gigantic- You got to tickle a dreamcatcher to get the truth.
01:28:01.000 This was really like, in some ways, other than the violence, it was like a utopian existence.
01:28:09.000 These people followed the buffalo around, ate every part of it, used their skins to make their houses, traveled on horseback, following them around.
01:28:20.000 They didn't even make art, dude.
01:28:22.000 The Comanche didn't make art.
01:28:24.000 They didn't make anything.
01:28:25.000 Why, they were just warriors?
01:28:26.000 Just warriors eating meat.
01:28:27.000 All they did was eat buffalo and kill everybody else.
01:28:31.000 So is it weird that we feel bad about that?
01:28:35.000 Like, is that a trap?
01:28:36.000 Like, that's what I'm wondering.
01:28:37.000 Does that question make sense to you?
01:28:38.000 Well, that was the way they lived.
01:28:40.000 You know, I mean, is that better than drone bombs in Yemen?
01:28:42.000 You know, when we sit here comfortably in this fucking Austin warehouse, is it better?
01:28:47.000 Is that better?
01:28:48.000 No.
01:28:49.000 The whole thing is fucked.
01:28:50.000 It's fucked that Gaza's going on.
01:28:52.000 It's fucked that they're using these poor Ukrainians like fucking meat for the Russian war machine.
01:28:57.000 The whole thing's crazy.
01:28:58.000 It's all bad.
01:29:00.000 But the crazy that was going on back then was a one-on-one crazy.
01:29:05.000 It's a different kind of crazy.
01:29:07.000 It was like there was an understanding that if you saw somebody and they had horses or they had these, you're going to go kill them and take that thing from them.
01:29:13.000 And if you knew that there was a camp and the camp was over the top of the ridge and they would be in bed at night, you would come in the middle of the night and slaughter everybody.
01:29:21.000 Oh yeah, sneak them.
01:29:22.000 And they did that to each other.
01:29:23.000 They did that to each other.
01:29:25.000 So it was a horrific way of existing.
01:29:28.000 Because sometimes there's this vision that you romanticize that culture, right?
01:29:32.000 I do that a lot.
01:29:33.000 I romanticize things that I don't know about, right?
01:29:37.000 Because there just seems like something like, oh, that's romantic or something, you know?
01:29:42.000 Bro, this was a culture of warriors.
01:29:44.000 It was fucking hide-and-go-seek for real.
01:29:45.000 It was a culture of warriors.
01:29:47.000 Like, this whole country was filled with nomadic warriors.
01:29:52.000 Yeah.
01:29:53.000 Wow.
01:29:53.000 And most of them got killed by fucking smallpox.
01:29:56.000 That's what's crazy.
01:29:56.000 Oh.
01:29:57.000 Most of them got killed by the flu and all sorts of diseases that came over with the Europeans.
01:30:02.000 How gay must that have felt, dude?
01:30:03.000 You're a fucking warrior, right?
01:30:06.000 Suddenly you get a fucking couple of bumps.
01:30:09.000 Some dude sneezes on you at the depot.
01:30:10.000 You go to the trading depot to drop off some fucking skins.
01:30:14.000 Some dude sneezes on you and that's a wrap.
01:30:17.000 Yeah, you're like, you've been training all day, dude.
01:30:20.000 And some guy just fucking doesn't wash his feet for half an afternoon.
01:30:25.000 Or just came here off a boat.
01:30:27.000 Stinky bitch was breathing shit air and drinking shit water.
01:30:32.000 You know?
01:30:33.000 Like, can you imagine the hygiene on those boats?
01:30:36.000 Oh, Columbus's ship?
01:30:37.000 It was like the first Burning Man, dude.
01:30:39.000 That place was a dump, dude.
01:30:42.000 I heard the Penta didn't even have any chicks on it, dude.
01:30:45.000 It's like, there's an example.
01:30:46.000 Columbus is an example.
01:30:47.000 Could you have done it?
01:30:49.000 I mean probably if you lived back then that would have been the thing to do because you would have been bored.
01:30:53.000 But you're in the- it's early morning, couple guys show up.
01:30:56.000 You would want to try to see what it looks like to go across the ocean.
01:30:59.000 If you're a young man and you just needed something in your life and you knew the dudes did it and you just eat beef jerky for three months and you make it across the ocean and when you get to the other side there's gold everywhere.
01:31:10.000 They didn't even know where they were.
01:31:12.000 Yeah.
01:31:12.000 But if you read the accounts, there was a priest that traveled with them.
01:31:16.000 Some sort of religious man that traveled with them.
01:31:18.000 Oh, yeah.
01:31:18.000 Like a detailed diary of the horrific things that Columbus's men did.
01:31:23.000 They bashed babies on the rocks.
01:31:26.000 They told certain men that they had to give them their weight in gold.
01:31:31.000 And if they did, they would chop dudes' arms off in front of everybody.
01:31:34.000 They enslaved these people and used them for their gold.
01:31:37.000 Because these people had no use for gold.
01:31:38.000 They didn't know how valuable gold was.
01:31:41.000 You mean when they got to the Americas?
01:31:42.000 Exactly.
01:31:43.000 Exactly.
01:31:44.000 Yeah.
01:31:45.000 I mean, they just slaughtered people.
01:31:47.000 They just slaughtered people, dude.
01:31:49.000 There's horrific depictions of what Columbus's people did.
01:31:53.000 I romanticize nature so much, and it's really vulgar, isn't it?
01:31:58.000 Well, it's just humans have always done this to each other for all of human history.
01:32:04.000 The strong groups of men with weapons invade people that aren't prepared and they take all their stuff and they conquer them.
01:32:10.000 It's always happened.
01:32:12.000 It's the most common thing.
01:32:14.000 If you go back and look at history, there's a bunch of common things.
01:32:17.000 There's an increase in the complexity of architecture and the design of the cities.
01:32:23.000 There's machines.
01:32:24.000 All these different things improve.
01:32:28.000 But along the way, the consistent thing is war.
01:32:31.000 It's constantly happening from the beginning of time, as early as we know, tribes were battling other tribes.
01:32:38.000 And back then, when there wasn't that many people, wasn't that many resources, and you were competing to see whose genes spread, it's just natural.
01:32:45.000 You develop tools and weapons, and then that's ingrained in our fucking DNA. So here we are in 2024 with iPhone 16s and Starlink, and we're still locked into this tribal war mindset because that's how humans evolved.
01:32:59.000 Right.
01:33:00.000 And that's the scariest thing about being alive today, is that we're so advanced, we're so much more civilized than at any other point in human history, and yet, same amount of people, if not more, are dying senselessly all the time.
01:33:14.000 Right, like we're civilized on the outside, but there's a part of us that will always be uncivilized?
01:33:19.000 Yeah, well, the part of it is war, right?
01:33:21.000 And other parts of the world are not as calm as us.
01:33:24.000 You know, there's parts of the world that are very fucking dangerous.
01:33:27.000 Yeah.
01:33:29.000 You know, there's places in the world where you can't go without getting robbed or shot.
01:33:33.000 Yeah, Memphis, first of all.
01:33:35.000 Is Memphis that bad?
01:33:37.000 Memphis is bad, dude.
01:33:39.000 That's where Elvis came from.
01:33:40.000 Huh?
01:33:40.000 Isn't that where Elvis came from?
01:33:41.000 And he left, dude.
01:33:42.000 Has it changed?
01:33:44.000 Where's Graceland?
01:33:46.000 Actually, you know what's crazy about Graceland, dude?
01:33:48.000 It's in Memphis.
01:33:49.000 And it's cool.
01:33:50.000 You go out, they let you in the backyard after the smoke, and Elvis' grave is right there.
01:33:56.000 You could smoke right in front of Elvis's grave?
01:33:58.000 You could smoke 17 centimeters from Elvis's grave or 80 centimeters.
01:34:01.000 That movie, that Elvis movie was so good.
01:34:03.000 Which one?
01:34:04.000 The one with his girlfriend?
01:34:05.000 Where Tom Hanks plays the Colonel?
01:34:07.000 You didn't see that one?
01:34:08.000 Oh, yeah.
01:34:09.000 With that dude, what is his name?
01:34:10.000 Austin?
01:34:11.000 Colonel Winters or whatever?
01:34:12.000 What's the fellow's name that played Elvis?
01:34:14.000 Austin Butler.
01:34:15.000 Austin Butler is really good.
01:34:17.000 Yeah, that was good.
01:34:17.000 He fucking, he nailed it.
01:34:18.000 He was really good.
01:34:19.000 You really believed that he was Elvis.
01:34:22.000 What a crazy story.
01:34:23.000 Yeah.
01:34:24.000 Elvis was the first guy to get way too famous.
01:34:28.000 The first guy that was just way too famous.
01:34:31.000 Yeah.
01:34:31.000 Like, there was no one that famous before Elvis.
01:34:33.000 No, there wasn't.
01:34:34.000 Well, yeah, there was.
01:34:36.000 Jesus, probably.
01:34:36.000 Who else?
01:34:37.000 Maybe Jesus.
01:34:38.000 Constantine.
01:34:39.000 I think Jesus got his reputation after he was gone.
01:34:43.000 Yeah.
01:34:44.000 You know, sort of like Kurt Cobain.
01:34:46.000 Yeah, kind of.
01:34:47.000 That's a good point, huh?
01:34:50.000 I mean, people love Kirk Obain while he was alive, but I think they really appreciated him after he was dead.
01:34:56.000 There's certain guys.
01:34:58.000 What are you going to do when you die, dude?
01:35:06.000 I'm not doing shit.
01:35:07.000 I'm dead.
01:35:07.000 All right.
01:35:08.000 We'll see about that, huh?
01:35:10.000 We'll see about that.
01:35:11.000 That's what's interesting.
01:35:11.000 Imagine if you really do go to heaven and St. Peter really is there with a book.
01:35:15.000 You're like, this is crazy.
01:35:16.000 First thing you're going to think is, this dude's gay as fuck, I think.
01:35:19.000 With that robe?
01:35:19.000 Yeah.
01:35:21.000 Some dude has a checklist or whatever.
01:35:23.000 It's like trying to get in a hide or whatever.
01:35:25.000 You're the most enlightened being ever, but you walk around with a robe on.
01:35:29.000 Robes are stupid.
01:35:30.000 I never want to wear a robe.
01:35:32.000 Even if I have to go to like a massage place, you got to wear a robe before you take the robe off.
01:35:37.000 I'm like, okay, you're going to see me in my underwear in five minutes.
01:35:40.000 So why don't we just do it now?
01:35:41.000 It's flirting.
01:35:44.000 It's lingerie.
01:35:45.000 A robe, yeah, dude.
01:35:47.000 A robe is just male lingerie.
01:35:49.000 Why would God be wearing a robe with a rope tie?
01:35:52.000 Bro, don't you know about pants?
01:35:53.000 I don't know.
01:35:54.000 You get yourself a pair of origin stretchy jeans.
01:35:56.000 They're great, man.
01:35:57.000 They look like jeans, but they feel like fucking sweatpants.
01:36:01.000 God, why are you wearing Why are you wearing a robe, man?
01:36:05.000 You think God's got that thing on him or what?
01:36:07.000 What do you think?
01:36:07.000 He probably got a hog.
01:36:09.000 You think?
01:36:09.000 He created the universe.
01:36:10.000 Yeah.
01:36:11.000 Oh my God.
01:36:12.000 But it's too big?
01:36:13.000 I bet you would want it.
01:36:13.000 I bet you would want it.
01:36:15.000 If you saw it, you'd want it.
01:36:16.000 I wouldn't go up to it.
01:36:18.000 Imagine it just has a magical attraction.
01:36:20.000 What?
01:36:21.000 You're not even gay, but everybody's gay for God.
01:36:23.000 Hey, look, I'll tell you this.
01:36:24.000 I might walk up to it, but I put sunglasses on first, dude.
01:36:27.000 If God's real, he made gay people.
01:36:30.000 Anybody who thinks gay is a choice, I think gay is a choice for some people.
01:36:33.000 Let me be real clear about this.
01:36:35.000 I think there's some people that are open-minded and say, I'll try being gay for a while.
01:36:40.000 It's not me.
01:36:41.000 Maybe it's you.
01:36:42.000 Greg Fitzsimmons said he almost tried it, and he panicked at the last minute and ran away.
01:36:46.000 I wouldn't do it.
01:36:47.000 He had to stay up late to do it, I feel like.
01:36:49.000 I feel like it's like a late night activity.
01:36:51.000 A lot of gay stuff doesn't happen at 9 in the morning.
01:36:52.000 Until past 1. Yeah.
01:36:54.000 Past 1 a.m.
01:36:54.000 I like to get to bed at a decent hour.
01:36:56.000 My point is, God made gay people.
01:36:59.000 Yeah.
01:37:00.000 So it's clear, if God made everything, he made people that are gay.
01:37:03.000 The craziest religious answer, like Ben Shapiro gave me this answer.
01:37:07.000 He said he thinks you should ignore, don't do it because it's a sin, just like you want to murder people, but you don't murder them.
01:37:14.000 Like, bro, how much do you want to murder people?
01:37:16.000 Because gay people want to fuck every day.
01:37:19.000 If you want to murder people every day, check yourself in.
01:37:23.000 That's a crazy comparison.
01:37:24.000 The gay thing is literally your sexual expression.
01:37:27.000 You're attracted to other guys.
01:37:30.000 So if you're not attracted to other guys, are you sure God wrote that down?
01:37:36.000 Are you 100% positive that God really thinks that's a bad idea, but yet he made people that have that urge?
01:37:43.000 Right.
01:37:43.000 It wouldn't be fair if he did that.
01:37:45.000 It wouldn't be right.
01:37:46.000 I think the craziest thing is, I think if you, the first gay dude must have been like, what's going on, you know?
01:37:53.000 Like he's sitting there with his wife or whatever and his buddy comes over to like, you know, to just look around or whatever because they didn't have that much stuff back then.
01:38:00.000 And his buddy comes over just to like look around or tell him about like an animal he saw or something and he just starts thinking, man, I'm gonna fucking...
01:38:06.000 I bet...
01:38:07.000 I'm gonna get this little rabbit.
01:38:09.000 I bet it existed from the jump.
01:38:11.000 Little rabbit?
01:38:12.000 Little rabbit?
01:38:13.000 What do you think is a gay dude?
01:38:15.000 You get that little rabbit?
01:38:16.000 I'm gonna get that little fucking booty rabbit.
01:38:21.000 I think gay guys have been here from the very beginning.
01:38:23.000 I'm gonna snort that little fucking...
01:38:25.000 You know why?
01:38:26.000 Because I think human beings...
01:38:27.000 That little dirt oyster.
01:38:30.000 Jesus Christ!
01:38:31.000 I'm just saying, bro!
01:38:33.000 What do you think?
01:38:34.000 If the thoughts have to come in your head, something puts the thoughts in you.
01:38:39.000 I think it starts in the thoughts.
01:38:40.000 I don't think it starts in the DNA. Well, it might start in the DNA, too.
01:38:45.000 There was, I think, see if you can find this.
01:38:47.000 I think it was University of Rome.
01:38:49.000 They proposed a theory that there was a variation of the X chromosome that existed in women that are very promiscuous.
01:38:58.000 And that these very promiscuous women had a disproportionate amount of gay sons.
01:39:03.000 Oh.
01:39:03.000 Oh my god.
01:39:04.000 Yeah, so the idea is that these women are just so, they're so dick hungry that it literally passes on through their genes.
01:39:11.000 Where was it?
01:39:12.000 It wasn't in Rhode Island, was it?
01:39:14.000 No, but that could happen in Rhode Island.
01:39:17.000 Providence would be a good place for that.
01:39:18.000 Isn't there like a gay mecca that's kind of there?
01:39:20.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:39:23.000 Provincetown, I think.
01:39:24.000 Yeah, Jeff, what's his name used to party there?
01:39:27.000 Jeff from the comedy store.
01:39:29.000 I think Provincetown is Massachusetts.
01:39:31.000 I know what you're talking about.
01:39:33.000 There's a thing in Rhode Island.
01:39:34.000 Then there's Fire Island in New York.
01:39:36.000 But I think their thought was that the same gene that made women really promiscuous, they wanted a bunch of different sexual partners, that it might be actually a gene thing.
01:39:48.000 See, the Gene thing is weird, man, because Brett Weinstein explained this to me.
01:39:52.000 He said, do you know the difference between a beautiful woman and a woman who's hot?
01:39:55.000 And I said, no.
01:39:57.000 Like, what's the difference?
01:39:57.000 He goes, well, a beautiful woman is a woman that you would want to have a long-term relationship and raise children with.
01:40:03.000 Yeah.
01:40:03.000 And then a hot woman...
01:40:05.000 Like, a woman who's wearing very skimpy clothes and looks like she's really made up.
01:40:11.000 The idea that that's attractive is that you could potentially spread your genes quickly without having any consequences.
01:40:22.000 So this person, you wouldn't have to have a relationship with that person, but it would give you an opportunity to spread your genes, like as primates.
01:40:28.000 Just spray and stray kind of thing.
01:40:30.000 Like Monsanto or whatever.
01:40:32.000 Fertility.
01:40:33.000 The amount of children they have, I think, or something.
01:40:36.000 I thought it was the promiscuous women.
01:40:39.000 I think...
01:40:40.000 I'll show you the title.
01:40:41.000 Does it say that there?
01:40:42.000 I wonder if this is their interpretation.
01:40:45.000 Yeah, that's around the time.
01:40:47.000 Gay genes survived evolution as it is carried by mothers who have more children.
01:40:51.000 But guess what?
01:40:52.000 If you have more kids, it means you like dick.
01:40:55.000 I think they were talking about promiscuity, though.
01:41:01.000 However, a study published by the Journal of Sexual Medicine found a correlation between gay men and their mothers and maternal aunts who are prone to have significantly more children compared to the maternal relatives of straight men.
01:41:13.000 I think we need more gay men in some of these areas.
01:41:16.000 Well, hold on a second.
01:41:16.000 Doesn't that make sense, though?
01:41:18.000 That would make sense, like, in terms of, like, natural selection.
01:41:22.000 Because if you're someone who's, like, over having kids, you have too many kids, you have, like, ten children, I would see how nature would be like, you know what, we don't need to spread these genes as much, let's make a couple of these gay.
01:41:36.000 Right.
01:41:36.000 Nature's like, let's even things out right.
01:41:38.000 Right.
01:41:39.000 That would make sense.
01:41:40.000 Nature wants people to be...
01:41:42.000 Yes.
01:41:43.000 Balance.
01:41:43.000 Nature wants balance.
01:41:44.000 Yeah, and if someone has 10 kids and everybody else has 10 kids, that could get out of hand real quick.
01:41:49.000 So I can see how if you have a lot of kids, nature would be like, you know what?
01:41:52.000 Let me do this.
01:41:53.000 What was that?
01:41:54.000 Where was that study done from?
01:41:56.000 University of Rome.
01:41:59.000 University of Padova in Italy.
01:42:01.000 Okay.
01:42:02.000 And just as there's people that's gay, there's people that are non-sexual at all, really.
01:42:05.000 100%.
01:42:06.000 Which is, stay out of the fight.
01:42:08.000 You don't belong in the 2A2 plus A. Yeah.
01:42:12.000 Whatever that is.
01:42:13.000 So what is it?
01:42:14.000 It's QBD... What is it?
01:42:20.000 LGBTQ2AI plus.
01:42:22.000 A is asexual.
01:42:23.000 Stay out of it.
01:42:24.000 Yeah.
01:42:25.000 Stay out of it.
01:42:26.000 It's not your fight.
01:42:27.000 Yeah.
01:42:27.000 Yeah, they got it.
01:42:28.000 Some people...
01:42:29.000 It's not your fight.
01:42:31.000 Yeah, you're just like...
01:42:33.000 You don't even have sex with anybody.
01:42:35.000 Yeah, what if you're just jerking off at your house?
01:42:37.000 Are you in that or what?
01:42:38.000 Like, what is that?
01:42:39.000 Who are those people?
01:42:40.000 Right.
01:42:40.000 That's lonely sexual.
01:42:42.000 Yeah.
01:42:42.000 And L. I think they're going to put robots in there.
01:42:45.000 You see that robot cutting hay the other day?
01:42:49.000 I did not.
01:42:50.000 Pull that up if you don't mind, Jimmy.
01:42:51.000 With a scythe, like the Reaper?
01:42:53.000 Like a Reaper?
01:42:54.000 Yeah, it was like a little bit of like a, not a slave bot or whatever.
01:42:58.000 We were talking about robot bodyguards, that in the future you'll have robot bodyguards, you can go anywhere you want.
01:43:04.000 That'd be cool, but then like the second you start, you gotta run, they're gonna be like, alright.
01:43:08.000 And then they'll run, it's gonna take half a second, half a second kills everything.
01:43:11.000 I bet they just pick you up and they run with you.
01:43:13.000 Wow.
01:43:14.000 They just carry you.
01:43:16.000 There we go, right here.
01:43:16.000 This is not real?
01:43:17.000 Oh, that's not real?
01:43:18.000 It's not real.
01:43:19.000 Jamie, you're a party pooper.
01:43:21.000 Look how it's moving.
01:43:22.000 Super real.
01:43:23.000 You see that pod where they're killing— Jamie, that is so real.
01:43:25.000 Yeah, that's real.
01:43:26.000 Go back.
01:43:27.000 100% that's coming, okay?
01:43:29.000 Yeah, sure, but yeah.
01:43:30.000 I mean, all these folks that are coming over here for jobs, there's a lot of those jobs that are going to be taken by, like, unskilled labor jobs are all going to be robots soon.
01:43:39.000 But don't you think at a certain point that we shouldn't have that?
01:43:42.000 Like at a certain point, shouldn't AI, if it doesn't help us be human, that at a certain point we should stop it?
01:43:47.000 That's how I feel like.
01:43:48.000 Oh, yeah.
01:43:49.000 Yeah.
01:43:50.000 But you feel like we're there now?
01:43:52.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:43:53.000 They should have stopped it a long time ago.
01:43:54.000 If you want humans to survive, should have stopped it a long time ago.
01:43:58.000 If you want the human race as it is now, you want this to stay?
01:44:03.000 That doesn't make sense because you're making something way better.
01:44:06.000 You're 100% going to make something and you're going to give it autonomy and you're going to give it sentience.
01:44:11.000 And it's going to be infinitely smarter than us.
01:44:13.000 It's not going to be restricted by any biological needs.
01:44:16.000 It's not going to be greedy.
01:44:17.000 It's not going to be mean.
01:44:18.000 It's not going to be malicious.
01:44:20.000 But it might decide we're useless.
01:44:22.000 They might decide that it definitely doesn't need us polluting the ocean and fucking up the fucking rivers.
01:44:28.000 It's risky.
01:44:29.000 Yeah.
01:44:29.000 Nuclear waste.
01:44:30.000 It's going to be like, what are you doing, you morons?
01:44:33.000 Why are you idiots cracking atoms?
01:44:35.000 Stay out of that.
01:44:37.000 You don't even know what you're doing.
01:44:39.000 Here's free porn and a fucking VR mask.
01:44:42.000 Just give you free food.
01:44:45.000 Have a blast.
01:44:45.000 Let you stop breeding.
01:44:47.000 Our population will just drop off a cliff.
01:44:50.000 They just, I saw, um, they, um, what were we talking about a second ago?
01:44:58.000 Robots.
01:44:58.000 Yeah.
01:45:00.000 Oh, they're killing people at the airport.
01:45:02.000 You want another hit of us?
01:45:03.000 Yeah, I'll take another one, man.
01:45:04.000 I need another Soty or something.
01:45:05.000 You got anything on you in here?
01:45:06.000 We got coffee.
01:45:07.000 You want some coffee?
01:45:07.000 Take another Kill Cliff if you got one.
01:45:10.000 Jamie, go get you one.
01:45:11.000 Want some coffee?
01:45:11.000 Do you mind?
01:45:12.000 Is that coffee?
01:45:12.000 Yeah.
01:45:14.000 It's a clean mug.
01:45:16.000 It is.
01:45:16.000 It's warm coffee, eh?
01:45:17.000 It just came out of the dishwasher.
01:45:19.000 It's like the Civil War.
01:45:20.000 Why are you pouring it with one hand trapped underneath that arm?
01:45:24.000 You're freaking me out.
01:45:25.000 Challenging myself, dude.
01:45:27.000 That is wrist-ability.
01:45:28.000 That was all wrist.
01:45:29.000 You didn't move your arm at all, dude.
01:45:30.000 You were all wrist on that jam.
01:45:33.000 That's hard to do, man.
01:45:34.000 Thank you.
01:45:35.000 Wrist is the weakest link.
01:45:37.000 You ever do wrist curls?
01:45:38.000 I'm shocked at how weak, bitch-ass my wrists are.
01:45:41.000 Oh, it's amazing.
01:45:42.000 Well, it's amazing whenever you take, like, in jiu-jitsu classes how the first thing you start to learn is to control the wrist.
01:45:48.000 It's crazy.
01:45:49.000 It changes everything.
01:45:50.000 Especially guys with big hands.
01:45:52.000 You could grab, like, a guy with a basketball player style hands.
01:45:55.000 There's this dude named Semmy Schilt.
01:45:57.000 He used to fight in the UFC. Semmy?
01:45:59.000 Semmy Schilt.
01:45:59.000 He was seven feet tall.
01:46:01.000 Oh, wow.
01:46:01.000 And the problem with Semmy is if you got on top of him, he just grabs your wrists.
01:46:04.000 You can't get your hands free.
01:46:05.000 You're like, this motherfucker...
01:46:08.000 Because he had these fucking baseball mitts for hands.
01:46:11.000 He just wrapped his hands around you.
01:46:13.000 That's Semi Schilt.
01:46:14.000 Wow!
01:46:15.000 He was a K-1 Grand Prix winner.
01:46:17.000 Oh my god, he looks like Zach Bryan on the top.
01:46:19.000 Seven foot tall.
01:46:20.000 He was a beast, dude.
01:46:21.000 He fought in MMA, too.
01:46:23.000 Wasn't a good grappler, unfortunately.
01:46:25.000 That was kind of his downfall.
01:46:26.000 But he had a nasty front kick to the body.
01:46:29.000 Yeah, he fought Peter Hertz.
01:46:30.000 He fought everybody, man.
01:46:31.000 Semi was good.
01:46:32.000 And he was real tall and real good at utilizing that height.
01:46:36.000 Wow.
01:46:37.000 It would seem like I would be scared to be that tall in MMA because there would be more of you to be attacked by.
01:46:42.000 Sort of, but you're way further away.
01:46:44.000 You know, like the whole thing is distance where you could effectively strike them and they can't strike you.
01:46:50.000 Yeah.
01:46:50.000 Like a guy built like John Jones has the perfect fighter's frame because he's still very strong.
01:46:55.000 He has a lot of muscle, but he's also long and lean.
01:46:59.000 So he's not relatively bulky compared to his weight because he's long and stretched out.
01:47:04.000 Yeah.
01:47:04.000 So he can hit you from here.
01:47:07.000 And you can only hit him from here.
01:47:09.000 This amount of distance is so huge.
01:47:12.000 If you have a distance like that much, where a guy can hit you and you can't hit him, you have to cross that and you're so vulnerable while crossing that.
01:47:21.000 And if a guy's a good counter striker and he's active and he's long, They're so, so hard to get in on.
01:47:27.000 So a guy like John, that's always going to be an advantage.
01:47:31.000 And then with John, if you do get in on him, that's no picnic because he's an elite grappler.
01:47:36.000 So he's going to strangle you.
01:47:38.000 He's going to throw you to the ground.
01:47:39.000 So you're fucked.
01:47:40.000 You're in this fuck zone.
01:47:41.000 On the outside, he's kicking the shit out of your knees.
01:47:44.000 John's one of the nastiest, like sidekicking people's knees out.
01:47:47.000 Yeah.
01:47:48.000 Most dangerous guy.
01:47:50.000 Very dangerous.
01:47:51.000 People say that he's Dana White's favorite fighter.
01:47:53.000 Is that the truth, do you think?
01:47:55.000 Dana White says he's the greatest of all time, which a lot of people say.
01:47:59.000 I go back and forth on what I think the greatest of all time means.
01:48:04.000 That's a good question.
01:48:05.000 If you want to say who dominated his division longer than anybody, who beat everybody that was ever any good in his division, and who never lost, that's Jon Jones.
01:48:15.000 The only time you could say he had a controversial decision was the Dominic Reyes fight.
01:48:21.000 It was Dominic Reyes was coming up, he was in his prime, it was a really good fight.
01:48:24.000 A really close fight.
01:48:25.000 But Jon won what I think was a split decision.
01:48:28.000 And then he had a split decision with Tiago Santos.
01:48:33.000 But Tiago Santos, he blew out both of Tiago's knees.
01:48:37.000 Tiago needed knee surgery on both of his knees after that fight.
01:48:40.000 I think that was a split decision.
01:48:42.000 But the bottom line is John won all those fights.
01:48:45.000 And then, you know, he wins the heavyweight title too.
01:48:49.000 It's tough to argue he's not the greatest of all time.
01:48:51.000 Yeah.
01:48:52.000 I say, you know, if you had to only pick one, I would pick John.
01:48:57.000 But I don't like only picking one because there's a bunch of reasons why other guys are in this elite class of being considered as possibly the greatest of all time.
01:49:04.000 I always say Mighty Mouse.
01:49:06.000 Because Mighty Mouse would do things where you're like, what the fuck did he just do?
01:49:09.000 When he fought Ray Borg, he tossed him in the air and caught him in a fucking arm bar on the way down.
01:49:17.000 Do you ever see that?
01:49:18.000 No, I've never seen that.
01:49:19.000 It's one of the craziest things I've ever seen a guy do inside the cage.
01:49:22.000 He threw this dude through the air and caught a flying arm bar in the air.
01:49:28.000 Fuck.
01:49:29.000 It's so fast.
01:49:31.000 To me, it's like when I just think, watch this, throws him, Oh!
01:49:36.000 Bro.
01:49:36.000 Wow, dude.
01:49:37.000 Bro.
01:49:38.000 Bro.
01:49:39.000 If that dude ain't good at gift wrapping, you got the wrong guy, bro.
01:49:42.000 You know how crazy that is?
01:49:43.000 Look how crazy this is.
01:49:44.000 In the middle of the air, he switches to an arm bar on an elite fighter in a world championship fight.
01:49:50.000 That's like a stunt.
01:49:53.000 That's like a stunt move.
01:49:54.000 If you saw that in a movie, he'd be like, shut the fuck up.
01:49:56.000 Nobody can do that.
01:49:57.000 Right.
01:49:58.000 He did it in an MMA championship fight where he was dominating the fight.
01:50:02.000 Yeah, it's crazy how many of those guys are like Hollywood stuntmen, you know?
01:50:06.000 And then you also gotta, like, if you just look on record, this is where it gets crazy.
01:50:11.000 If you just look on record of accomplishments against champions, you kind of have to put Alex Pereira already in the conversation of potential greatest of all time, which is so crazy.
01:50:23.000 He's one of only three two-division champions, right?
01:50:28.000 How many have you been to?
01:50:30.000 You have Connor.
01:50:31.000 You have DC. You have Alex.
01:50:33.000 I think that's it.
01:50:35.000 No.
01:50:36.000 I think that's it.
01:50:39.000 Amanda Nunes, that doesn't really count because 45, it does count, but 45 is kind of a non-existent weight class.
01:50:46.000 It kind of doesn't exist.
01:50:47.000 He's a hunter, that guy.
01:50:48.000 She was fighting girls that could have fought 35. It's real, but like 45 is the most, 145 for women is the most shallow division in MMA. So yes, you would say Amanda too.
01:50:59.000 So it's a small percentage of people that have achieved that.
01:51:02.000 And he achieved it in record time.
01:51:04.000 He's knocked out so many fucking champions.
01:51:07.000 Knocked out Jamal Hill.
01:51:08.000 Beat the shit out of Yuri Prohaska.
01:51:11.000 Knocked him out in the second fight.
01:51:12.000 That was crazy.
01:51:13.000 Bro!
01:51:13.000 Hunted him.
01:51:14.000 Bro.
01:51:15.000 Bro.
01:51:15.000 That guy's unbelievable watching him.
01:51:17.000 He's a fucking monster, dude.
01:51:19.000 He's a monster.
01:51:20.000 He's a force.
01:51:21.000 What he did to Khalil Roundtree was a clinic.
01:51:24.000 Khalil's amazing, too.
01:51:25.000 He's amazing.
01:51:25.000 To do that to a guy like Khalil, that was a clinic in elite, world-class MMA. And at first, the first two rounds, you're like, what is this like?
01:51:33.000 What's going on?
01:51:34.000 Khalil's in it.
01:51:35.000 They're both in it.
01:51:36.000 But then you start to see that Pereira's hunting.
01:51:40.000 It's like this hunting.
01:51:41.000 Yeah, the pressure never ends.
01:51:43.000 Yeah, and you're like, oh my god, it's like literally watching one of those snakes, like a snake when they're just kind of like, like, did you see that snake that ate that deer?
01:51:50.000 It was like a 77 pound deer or whatever?
01:51:52.000 Yeah, I did see that.
01:51:53.000 You did?
01:51:53.000 Of course.
01:51:54.000 I see all that shit.
01:51:55.000 Shit's crazy, dude.
01:51:57.000 Bring that up, bring that up to that big dog, man.
01:51:58.000 I'm glad he says snake because that's kind of how Pereira moves.
01:52:01.000 He moves like a snake.
01:52:02.000 Like he pulls back and then he strikes forward.
01:52:04.000 He pulls back.
01:52:05.000 He's a master at just getting right outside of your shots and then his shots are coming in right behind him.
01:52:11.000 And he operates at his own speed.
01:52:13.000 He's almost like Alvin Kamara is a football player that does that.
01:52:16.000 He operates at his...
01:52:17.000 It's a speed you've never seen.
01:52:18.000 It looks normal, but it's...
01:52:21.000 Different.
01:52:21.000 Well, it varies a lot too.
01:52:23.000 Like sometimes he moves fast and sometimes he moves slow.
01:52:25.000 It's very hypnotic.
01:52:26.000 Yes, it's hypnotic!
01:52:28.000 It's also unique.
01:52:30.000 He's got a unique frame.
01:52:31.000 So he kind of looks, he moves different on design.
01:52:34.000 Like he doesn't switch his hips when he throws kicks.
01:52:37.000 So you don't see him come until it's too late.
01:52:39.000 Right.
01:52:40.000 So he's standing in front of you, and when he kicks, there's no movement of his shoulders.
01:52:44.000 He's just throwing these kicks out, and they land.
01:52:46.000 And they're not as hard as if he put his whole body into it, but it's hard enough where you're like, oh, no.
01:52:52.000 And you get hit with a couple of those, three, four, five of those.
01:52:55.000 All of a sudden, you're like, I can't walk anymore, and now he's hunting you, and he's hunting you.
01:53:01.000 See, I would put him already in the conversation.
01:53:03.000 I don't think he's better than Jon Jones, greatest of all time, but I already put him in the conversation as a potential greatest of all time nominee.
01:53:11.000 He's right there.
01:53:12.000 He's the male Katniss Everdeen.
01:53:13.000 He's only been in MMA for a few years.
01:53:16.000 He's a hunter.
01:53:16.000 And he's only been in the UFC for a few years.
01:53:18.000 Yeah.
01:53:18.000 It's crazy.
01:53:19.000 A couple of MMA fights other than the UFC, and then the UFC for this run at the top of the division, just smashing everyone to a blitherent.
01:53:29.000 So then you got Khabib, undefeated.
01:53:31.000 Oh yeah, so many greats.
01:53:33.000 George St. Pierre, another two-division champion.
01:53:37.000 That's right.
01:53:37.000 George won at 85 as well.
01:53:39.000 I almost forgot George.
01:53:41.000 Yeah, so George, one of the greatest of all times for sure.
01:53:44.000 Yeah, I saw him.
01:53:45.000 I got to see him in Canada.
01:53:48.000 Anderson in his prime.
01:53:49.000 Anderson is prime is in that conversation.
01:53:51.000 You got to look at them like in there in the moment Whenever there's a moment of time period like this amount of years to that amount of years Let's all agree that this is the prime forget about when they should have retired Let that go.
01:54:04.000 Yeah, just talk about them when they're at their best.
01:54:06.000 Who is the best?
01:54:07.000 That's a good point.
01:54:07.000 Yeah Because everybody that's doing great, you want to stay as long as you can.
01:54:11.000 It would be weird if you didn't, probably.
01:54:13.000 But you can't judge them by how they were when they should have gotten out.
01:54:16.000 Right.
01:54:16.000 Because it's just a foolish endeavor.
01:54:18.000 They shouldn't have been fighting a killer at 42 years old, you know, natural.
01:54:24.000 And it's timing, too.
01:54:25.000 Yeah, but there's just a lot.
01:54:27.000 When fighters fight late into their career, you've got to kind of...
01:54:32.000 You gotta kind of erase that when you think about their ultimate expression.
01:54:36.000 I feel like their prime is their ultimate.
01:54:39.000 It's everything they could do.
01:54:40.000 They did everything right.
01:54:41.000 They crossed every T. They measured all their food.
01:54:44.000 They fucking did the cryo chamber and they did saunas every day and got massages and were sparring and doing strength and conditioning drills and they were going over moves with their coaches.
01:54:55.000 They had a battle plan.
01:54:58.000 Everything!
01:54:58.000 So those guys, you can only do that for so long.
01:55:02.000 That's like a nine year at the best.
01:55:06.000 So you gotta look like in that window, like Fedor in Pride.
01:55:10.000 You gotta look in that window.
01:55:11.000 Don't look at Fedor now and, you know, Guys are knocking him out, and it's just not the same.
01:55:17.000 He's an old guy.
01:55:18.000 He's been beating up a bunch of times.
01:55:19.000 Still a bad motherfucker, but it's not that dude who was running pride in the early 2000s.
01:55:25.000 Right, it's not fair.
01:55:26.000 Yeah, you gotta look at them when they're in BJ Penn at his best.
01:55:30.000 Yeah.
01:55:30.000 B.J. Penn for a few years, I'd say he's as good as anybody.
01:55:32.000 I know you talk about him a lot.
01:55:33.000 I've heard you speak about him a lot.
01:55:34.000 Dude!
01:55:35.000 When he was in his prime, it was just a matter of was B.J. going to get him in the first round?
01:55:40.000 Was he going to get him in the second round?
01:55:42.000 B.J. was hyper-aggressive and just unbelievably talented.
01:55:47.000 I wasn't watching back then.
01:55:48.000 And dexterity, dude.
01:55:49.000 He had crazy dexterity.
01:55:51.000 He's the governor of Maui, isn't he?
01:55:53.000 No, no, no.
01:55:53.000 He was running for the governor of Hawaii.
01:55:55.000 Did he win?
01:55:56.000 No, he didn't win.
01:55:56.000 Aww.
01:55:58.000 No.
01:55:59.000 I went to Maui not too long ago, maybe four months ago.
01:56:01.000 Maui's awesome.
01:56:02.000 Yeah, but we went to the place where the fires were.
01:56:06.000 Blew my mind, man.
01:56:07.000 It's still nothing, right?
01:56:09.000 It was unbelievable.
01:56:10.000 Yeah.
01:56:11.000 It was just like...
01:56:12.000 It was unbelievable to see what had occurred, you know?
01:56:15.000 And just like...
01:56:16.000 It's crazy how quickly we...
01:56:19.000 Just as like...
01:56:20.000 How we move past certain tragedies, you know?
01:56:23.000 Like, we don't mean to, it's just the news cycle does, and, you know, we get kind of addicted to the news cycle, and so then it's kind of hard, you know?
01:56:31.000 But it was...
01:56:31.000 I'll tell you one thing.
01:56:32.000 The way the administration handled that, I think, put a bad taste in a lot of people's mouth, while at the same time they're sending all that money to Ukraine.
01:56:41.000 I think that was a big problem with the Biden administration when they did that.
01:56:46.000 I think you can't do that.
01:56:48.000 You can't, while you're sending all this money overseas, ignore the people that are here.
01:56:53.000 Because then it's like, why are you deciding in this manner that you don't want to help people that were hit with one of the biggest wildfire tragedies ever?
01:57:01.000 Why are you deciding to give them $700?
01:57:06.000 Especially in one of the most beautiful places that our country has to even exist.
01:57:10.000 Not only that, but you're not protecting them from potential land grabs, right?
01:57:14.000 Because one of the things that's going on with this is like they got to do insurance and they go through insurance and this and that.
01:57:20.000 But meanwhile, these people are still paying mortgages.
01:57:23.000 So, like, what happens?
01:57:24.000 And it's hard to figure out there, Joe, because a lot of people, they live, like, second and third generations, all living in the same home.
01:57:30.000 Right.
01:57:30.000 And they've also, a lot of, you know how Hawaii is, they, like, they'll, like, take little pieces of land.
01:57:35.000 It's like, you know, people will build, like, something small and just live in somebody else's yard, that kind of thing.
01:57:39.000 It's very, like, um...
01:57:42.000 Well, there's only so much land, but the problem is the land where that fire hit was very valuable.
01:57:47.000 Oh, yeah.
01:57:48.000 It's like this perfect slope looking down at the ocean.
01:57:52.000 So what I would be fearful of, and if I was someone that was working in the government that wanted to protect people from being victimized, I would say, hey, let's make sure that this land doesn't get snatched up.
01:58:02.000 Let's make sure that these people get their land back.
01:58:05.000 That'd be the first thing I would say.
01:58:06.000 If they all want to sell out to a resort and they make a decision on their own, you know, that's one thing.
01:58:11.000 But if they get hit with a wildfire and then all of a sudden it takes forever for them to rebuild, they don't have the finances to rebuild, maybe there's a struggle with insurance.
01:58:20.000 Who knows?
01:58:21.000 Who knows?
01:58:21.000 Maybe you didn't pay your insurance that month.
01:58:23.000 Who knows?
01:58:24.000 And now all of a sudden this land gets snatched up and you're like, whoa.
01:58:29.000 Yeah.
01:58:29.000 Because if they just, like, one of the things that the governor was talking about was like turning it into a park or something like that.
01:58:36.000 What did he say?
01:58:36.000 Acquiring it for the state?
01:58:38.000 What was his exact term that he said?
01:58:40.000 But he said it like right after the tragedy.
01:58:42.000 It was like, dude.
01:58:44.000 This is not the time to say it.
01:58:45.000 It's not the time to ever say it.
01:58:47.000 It's not the time to ever say you're going to take people's land and turn it into a park.
01:58:51.000 Because they just got hit by a fire.
01:58:53.000 So now, you used to live in this amazing place with a killer view.
01:58:56.000 Not anymore.
01:58:57.000 Now the government's going to take your land.
01:58:59.000 Why?
01:58:59.000 Because you got in a tragedy.
01:59:01.000 What?
01:59:02.000 Yeah.
01:59:02.000 Like, I got double fucked?
01:59:04.000 You got double fucked.
01:59:05.000 You don't even get to keep the land?
01:59:06.000 Like, you can't even rebuild there?
01:59:08.000 No, not anymore.
01:59:09.000 There was a tragedy here.
01:59:10.000 Like, wait a minute.
01:59:11.000 Well, I think that's a weird thing when you don't feel like as a person that your government is going to support you.
01:59:16.000 I think that's...
01:59:17.000 But that's probably like a feeling why...
01:59:18.000 Bro, that sounds like the opposite.
01:59:19.000 It's like your government's trying to rob you.
01:59:21.000 Right.
01:59:22.000 Like, did you find it?
01:59:23.000 Find the quote that he said?
01:59:26.000 We gotta read the quote because the quote is like, it made so many Hawaiians so pissed off.
01:59:30.000 Tulsi was so pissed off.
01:59:31.000 BJ was pissed off.
01:59:33.000 Everybody was like, this is crazy.
01:59:35.000 Like, how can you say that right after a tragedy like this?
01:59:38.000 Yeah, I remember I went there and I just walked up to the fire department that was like up the hill from there.
01:59:42.000 Oh, man.
01:59:43.000 And I just walked up and I was like, hey, I would like to, is there any way that I could go see what happened?
01:59:48.000 When I was looking for it, this says that the video is shortened and it makes the comments distorted.
01:59:53.000 It distorts Hawaii Governor's comments about the state buying land in Lahaina.
01:59:58.000 So what did he actually say though?
02:00:02.000 I'm already thinking about ways for the state to acquire that land.
02:00:07.000 So that we can put it into workforce housing to put it back to families or to make it open spaces in perpetuity as a memorial to people who are lost.
02:00:17.000 We want this to be something that we remember after the pain passes as a magic place and Lahaina will rebuild.
02:00:23.000 The tragedy right now is the loss of life.
02:00:25.000 The buildings can be rebuilt over time.
02:00:27.000 Even the banyan tree may survive.
02:00:29.000 But we don't want this to become a clear space where then, yes, people from overseas come and decide they're going to take it.
02:00:36.000 The state will take it and preserve it first.
02:00:40.000 So maybe some of their goal was to preserve it.
02:00:43.000 Hold on a second.
02:00:44.000 Hold on a second.
02:00:44.000 Say that again.
02:00:46.000 Scroll back.
02:00:47.000 This is interesting.
02:00:48.000 We don't want this to become a clear space where then, yes, people from overseas...
02:00:53.000 Come and decide they're going to take it.
02:00:56.000 The state will take it and preserve it first.
02:00:58.000 I think what they're probably worried about then is the banks grabbing it.
02:01:02.000 So them saying that the state could take the land might be to prevent the banks from grabbing it and selling it and putting something there.
02:01:12.000 But it still seems like overreach if you're living in the fucking place where the state's going to take the land.
02:01:18.000 Well, it would be very scary as just a regular person.
02:01:20.000 Yeah.
02:01:21.000 So I'm either going to lose my land to here or to here.
02:01:26.000 Right.
02:01:26.000 Like, where am I going now?
02:01:28.000 What am I doing?
02:01:29.000 You know?
02:01:30.000 And you're not hearing anything about it.
02:01:32.000 Yeah, you don't anymore.
02:01:33.000 We looked it up once.
02:01:34.000 There was a time where the government accidentally over-sent money to Ukraine.
02:01:39.000 They sent them $6 billion they shouldn't have sent.
02:01:41.000 So we looked up.
02:01:42.000 How much would it have cost to rebuild every house in Maui from the fires?
02:01:47.000 It's $5 billion.
02:01:48.000 So the extra money that they accidentally sent to Ukraine, they could have sent there and rebuilt every house and had a billion dollars left over.
02:01:58.000 But...
02:01:58.000 But we give you $700.
02:02:01.000 Unreal.
02:02:02.000 That's disgusting.
02:02:03.000 That's disgusting.
02:02:04.000 Like, if you want us to pretend that we're all on the same team, you've got to treat us all like we're on the same team.
02:02:08.000 You can't really be throwing all this money into Ukraine, and then there's places in America that suck, and you're not doing anything to help these folks.
02:02:16.000 Like...
02:02:16.000 Yeah, and people will say, like, well, your tax dollars don't affect you, but at a certain point, it's not even about the...
02:02:22.000 It's just like, do you not...
02:02:26.000 Like, if I'm an American and I'm contributing to this business by being an American and being part of the system, does the system not care about me, you know?
02:02:36.000 But I guess everybody thinks about that in different ways, so...
02:02:38.000 Well, I think whenever you have a system...
02:02:40.000 I don't know, man.
02:02:40.000 I'm out of my mind.
02:02:41.000 System, you know, system's a bunch of people.
02:02:44.000 And so when you have a bunch of people, an enormous amount of people, it's too many people to think about as individuals.
02:02:50.000 You think about it as numbers, and that's like the sort of sociopath version of a government.
02:02:57.000 They just think of you as a number.
02:02:59.000 Yeah.
02:02:59.000 But when people start to lose their purpose, like, if you start to lose your sense of being an American, that's big for a lot of people, right?
02:03:07.000 So then it's a sense of purpose, right?
02:03:09.000 One of the senses of purpose is I feel like that we get, or like having a job, having a family or somebody that loves you or that you love, or being a part of a country, right?
02:03:19.000 Being a part of a fabric of a society.
02:03:21.000 And when those things start to erode, some of those things, and if you don't have any other ones to back it up, then people get really rogue.
02:03:28.000 Well, they get rogue, especially if they've been told by the mainstream media forever that if one side wins, you're going to be in a right-wing fascist dictatorship.
02:03:37.000 Yeah, that just fucking pisses me off.
02:03:39.000 I don't understand that.
02:03:40.000 That should be a crime.
02:03:41.000 Well, at the very least, it's slanderous.
02:03:46.000 It's not true.
02:03:47.000 You can't back that up.
02:03:48.000 It's not true.
02:03:50.000 You're saying something that we have evidence of four years of him being a president and not doing that.
02:03:55.000 And what does fascist mean?
02:03:57.000 Let's look up the actual definition.
02:03:59.000 But there's a bunch of different versions of it.
02:04:01.000 It's usually connected to a right-wing authoritarian ideology and a power of the state over people.
02:04:09.000 And it gets twisted around a lot because it's also – you could also say it's fascist to impose certain ideas on people, demand certain speech, which would make a lot of left-wing people fascists as well.
02:04:24.000 Far-right authoritarian and utilitarian, ultra-nationalist, political ideology and movement characterized by a dictatorial leader, centralized autocracy, militarism, forcible suppression of opposition, belief in natural social hierarchy,
02:04:40.000 subordination of individual interests for the perceived good of the nation or race.
02:04:45.000 And strong regimentation of society and economy opposed to anarchism, democracy, pluralism, egalitarianism, liberalism, socialism, and Marxism.
02:04:55.000 Fascism is placed on the far-right wing within the traditional left-right wing spectrum.
02:05:02.000 Who's doing all that?
02:05:03.000 No one is.
02:05:03.000 So it's a bullshit term that you're throwing on a guy who has a different political philosophy than you.
02:05:10.000 Put it back up again, please.
02:05:13.000 There's real fascists in the world.
02:05:15.000 There's really dangerous people.
02:05:17.000 That guy's not.
02:05:18.000 He's got a big ego.
02:05:20.000 He says ridiculous things.
02:05:21.000 Who are you talking about?
02:05:22.000 Trump.
02:05:22.000 He doesn't behave like a guy that you think of in a traditional sense of being the president.
02:05:27.000 No, he just seems like an older guy who likes being Donald Trump.
02:05:32.000 I think he loves being Donald Trump, but I think he's got some good ideas that a lot of businessmen agree with.
02:05:37.000 Well, I think you need a businessman to do this.
02:05:39.000 It's not a it's not a we don't live in a like this like Care Bear world anymore.
02:05:46.000 Our politics, it's become a dirty fucking business.
02:05:49.000 I think you want a businessman in there.
02:05:52.000 I don't care somebody's attitude.
02:05:55.000 Can the guy do business?
02:05:58.000 It's all business now.
02:06:01.000 It's been sold out.
02:06:03.000 I don't feel like it's this...
02:06:05.000 I don't know.
02:06:06.000 Does that make any sense, dude?
02:06:07.000 Sorry, dude.
02:06:08.000 I'm fucking having a day, man.
02:06:11.000 Don't apologize.
02:06:12.000 I know what you're saying.
02:06:13.000 I know what you're saying.
02:06:14.000 Yeah, it is business.
02:06:16.000 But you want a shrewd business, man.
02:06:17.000 I don't need Mary Poppins in there, right?
02:06:20.000 I don't need somebody to tell me everything's okay.
02:06:21.000 I need somebody to make our fucking food safe.
02:06:26.000 I need somebody to make our streets safe.
02:06:28.000 And that's all I really need.
02:06:30.000 I feel like if I'm paying taxes, then those are the things that I should expect at my FDA and at my police department, which I'm paying for, are going to be able to...
02:06:40.000 Make sure that I can raise a family and raise them healthily and make it home from work to see my children.
02:06:45.000 I feel like I don't have any children yet, but I already feel, you know, that's what I feel like people want.
02:06:50.000 I don't care about anything else.
02:06:52.000 Yeah, I think most people feel the same way.
02:06:53.000 They just want to be safe and happy.
02:06:55.000 RFK Jr. tweeted something.
02:06:57.000 See if you can find that.
02:06:58.000 Well, Adam McKay had a great, great tweet.
02:07:01.000 But RFK tweeted like a message to...
02:07:05.000 The thing you sent me yesterday?
02:07:08.000 Is it the RFK one?
02:07:10.000 Yeah.
02:07:10.000 It was long, right?
02:07:12.000 Yeah.
02:07:12.000 Yeah.
02:07:15.000 What's the matter, bro?
02:07:16.000 It's having the worst day today, man.
02:07:18.000 I got it right here if you want it, Jamie.
02:07:19.000 I got it.
02:07:19.000 Sorry.
02:07:20.000 Being a downer.
02:07:21.000 No, you're not being a downer.
02:07:23.000 That's it.
02:07:24.000 I'm sorry, man.
02:07:25.000 Look at that.
02:07:26.000 FDA's war on public health is about to end.
02:07:28.000 This includes its aggressive suppression of psychedelics, peptides, stem cells, raw milk, hyperbaric therapies, chelating compounds, ivermectin, hydroxychloroquine, vitamins, clean food, sunshine, exercise, nutraceuticals, and anything else that advances human health and can't be patented by pharma.
02:07:45.000 If you work for the FDA and are a part of this corrupt system...
02:07:49.000 I have two messages for you.
02:07:50.000 Number one, preserve your records.
02:07:53.000 And number two, pack your bags.
02:07:55.000 Whoa.
02:07:57.000 That's what's crazy about Trump winning.
02:07:59.000 That's what's crazy.
02:08:00.000 Yeah, that's the thing.
02:08:01.000 I love this.
02:08:02.000 And then you got people like Tulsi.
02:08:04.000 That's the type of person you want.
02:08:07.000 Congresswoman for eight years.
02:08:10.000 Impeccable character.
02:08:11.000 And then you've got Vivek, who's a genius.
02:08:14.000 You got J.D. Vance, who's fucking brilliant as well.
02:08:17.000 Oh, he's great.
02:08:17.000 So you have a bunch of good people with him this go-around.
02:08:21.000 Well, yeah, it's like...
02:08:22.000 We gotta, like, get people off each other's necks, man.
02:08:26.000 You know, that's what we gotta do.
02:08:27.000 We gotta get people to, like, stop attacking each other.
02:08:30.000 It's so crazy.
02:08:32.000 Well, I felt a sense of, like, even after the election was over, I felt like people, everything just felt kind of calm.
02:08:37.000 Well, it's a team thing, dude.
02:08:39.000 It's like your team lost.
02:08:41.000 It really is.
02:08:43.000 These people that are super addicted to politics, they're like people who don't follow sports, never played any games.
02:08:50.000 This is the way they compete.
02:08:52.000 They compete for the most important thing, like who gets to dictate the tone of the country.
02:08:58.000 Right.
02:08:59.000 I've never expected politics to have any effect on my life.
02:09:02.000 Even when I was a kid, I didn't...
02:09:04.000 My mom told us don't ever depend on the government for anything.
02:09:08.000 You just have to figure it out.
02:09:12.000 They used to have some rich dude or whatever.
02:09:15.000 Our street, it would cut between the highway and this other road where people would go.
02:09:21.000 They had a guy who was a veterinarian or whatever.
02:09:24.000 He would go down our street.
02:09:26.000 He would stop and throw out...
02:09:30.000 He was a veterinarian.
02:09:32.000 And he would throw like animal carcasses into our ditch and shit, right?
02:09:36.000 Jesus Christ, like dead cats and shit?
02:09:39.000 Yeah, dead animals, you know, different animals.
02:09:41.000 Nothing really, I would say medium-sized, you know, probably 32 waist and lower, right?
02:09:47.000 Right.
02:09:47.000 He would throw those bitches out into the dock and I guess just get rid of them.
02:09:50.000 And our neighborhood was like the poor neighborhood, so it was like, who gives a fuck about these people, right?
02:09:54.000 Wow, that asshole.
02:09:55.000 Totally.
02:09:57.000 Just throw them on the streets?
02:09:58.000 Throw them in the ditch.
02:09:59.000 But we'd call the police and they'd be like, yeah, we'll help.
02:10:02.000 And they would never come, you know?
02:10:03.000 And my mom was like, don't ever.
02:10:05.000 I remember her telling us, do not ever expect the government to fucking help you do anything.
02:10:09.000 You have to do shit yourself, you know?
02:10:11.000 Also, cops don't want to take dead animals and fucking pick it up and put it in a bag.
02:10:16.000 Like, that's not what they signed up for.
02:10:17.000 Yeah, I don't know.
02:10:18.000 I mean, if they're not busy.
02:10:20.000 And then go investigate the, let's see, what kind of animal was this?
02:10:23.000 Yeah, it was this veterinarian.
02:10:26.000 And he would just throw those bitches.
02:10:27.000 And sometimes it would be, you know, after they died or whatever, like, after they, like, you know, after the bones got blanched or whatever by the sun, we would fucking throw, you know, do like games or shit, but nothing.
02:10:40.000 What?
02:10:41.000 Or, you know, throw them at each other.
02:10:42.000 You guys would throw in bones at each other?
02:10:44.000 Yeah, fucking six ribcages there, yeah.
02:10:48.000 Welcome to Haiti, dude.
02:10:49.000 That's probably why you don't get sick a lot.
02:10:51.000 You probably got immunized by all the bacteria and finding dead animals.
02:10:56.000 Yeah, we had a good time.
02:10:58.000 But nothing like that snake had in that ditch.
02:11:01.000 Bring that thing back up, dude.
02:11:02.000 I wonder how many fucking kids that get helicopter parented get allergic to more shit because they don't get exposed to things.
02:11:09.000 They're not crawling around.
02:11:11.000 Playing in dirt and shit.
02:11:12.000 All that stuff's probably gotta be good for your body.
02:11:15.000 Right?
02:11:15.000 When you're little kids, especially playing in dirt, playing outside.
02:11:19.000 Oh, yeah.
02:11:19.000 If you're just sheltered or whatever?
02:11:21.000 Yeah.
02:11:21.000 Just for your biome.
02:11:23.000 It's gotta be good for you.
02:11:25.000 Yeah, I'm trying to think of what was in our biome or whatever.
02:11:28.000 Or whatever.
02:11:30.000 You know?
02:11:31.000 I gotta ask my mom, I guess.
02:11:34.000 Yeah, that snake was crazy.
02:11:35.000 That's the crazy thing to me, man, is seeing a snake eat something like that.
02:11:38.000 Do you know how many snakes there are in the Everglades?
02:11:43.000 There's more pythons.
02:11:45.000 Let me guess.
02:11:45.000 More pythons in the Everglades.
02:11:47.000 I would guess 150,000.
02:11:47.000 Oh no, that's even low, I bet.
02:11:49.000 I would bet 200,000.
02:11:50.000 500. Wow.
02:11:52.000 That's just a rough estimation they could be off by a factor of who fucking knows.
02:11:57.000 They don't really know.
02:11:58.000 It's dense, dense, dense, dense jungle.
02:12:01.000 Yeah, and the guy you're asking is probably like, yeah, there's probably five.
02:12:04.000 I have this dude in here, python cowboy.
02:12:06.000 He goes and hunts for him.
02:12:08.000 He's got a dog, and the dog will find the nests.
02:12:12.000 He's pulling these giant-ass pythons out of nests.
02:12:15.000 That dog's been sexually assaulted, I bet.
02:12:17.000 I'll say that, dude.
02:12:18.000 That dog's a psychopath.
02:12:19.000 It's going after something that can easily swallow it.
02:12:23.000 Dude, that's a 77-pound deer.
02:12:25.000 You see that?
02:12:26.000 Yeah, dude.
02:12:27.000 That thing is a damn sixth grader, dude.
02:12:28.000 They eat alligators.
02:12:30.000 That's crazy.
02:12:31.000 This is the crazy thing.
02:12:32.000 Because of the introduction of pythons into the Everglades, 90% of all the mammals are missing.
02:12:39.000 There's no mammals anymore.
02:12:41.000 Oh, they ate them all.
02:12:42.000 They ate them all.
02:12:43.000 Wow.
02:12:43.000 90% are missing.
02:12:45.000 How long does it take a snake to eat something that big?
02:12:48.000 Well, the thing is the number of snakes.
02:12:51.000 Like, it's the perfect environment for those animals.
02:12:53.000 Like, it's like they just dropped off in paradise.
02:12:56.000 Nothing eats them.
02:12:57.000 There's no crocodiles.
02:12:58.000 Snakes, yeah, they're living it.
02:12:59.000 So some alligators must eat some of them.
02:13:02.000 But how long does it take a snake to eat some?
02:13:04.000 Look at this.
02:13:05.000 2012 study found that...
02:13:07.000 Populations of raccoon had declined 99.3%, opossums 98.9%, and bobcats 87.5% since 1997. Marsh rabbits, cottontail rabbits, and foxes effectively disappeared over that time.
02:13:22.000 Got it!
02:13:22.000 So they've essentially eradicated all the rabbits...
02:13:26.000 And the foxes.
02:13:27.000 But how long does it...
02:13:28.000 I mean, it's unbelievable.
02:13:29.000 But how long...
02:13:30.000 That's Satan working as well.
02:13:32.000 And how long does it take...
02:13:33.000 How long does it take a snake to digest?
02:13:36.000 Like, how long does it take once it gets that deer?
02:13:38.000 That's a good question.
02:13:39.000 I wonder.
02:13:41.000 I know that...
02:13:42.000 Like, is it days or is it, like, weeks?
02:13:45.000 Let's guess.
02:13:46.000 Okay.
02:13:47.000 A full deer.
02:13:49.000 One week.
02:13:50.000 I say one week.
02:13:51.000 Oh, that's a pretty good guess.
02:13:52.000 Because there's like antlers and shit and hooves.
02:13:55.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:13:55.000 Wish I'd guessed that.
02:13:56.000 Do you think they'd swallow the antlers?
02:13:57.000 Do they go for the bucks and swallow antlers?
02:14:00.000 Well, I bet.
02:14:00.000 Can you imagine swallowing?
02:14:01.000 You'd feel like such an asshole when the antler was going down.
02:14:04.000 You'd be like, oh my god, I can't believe I swallowed the antler.
02:14:07.000 That's going to take forever to break down.
02:14:10.000 You're just going to be rolling around with antlers inside your chest forever.
02:14:12.000 Yeah.
02:14:14.000 Oh, everywhere you go, ow!
02:14:16.000 Ow!
02:14:17.000 Just the revenge of that deer.
02:14:18.000 No comfortable way to sleep.
02:14:20.000 What do they do with the antlers, man?
02:14:22.000 Well, they must die.
02:14:23.000 I'm sure they just get to that point and the rest of the body is deceased.
02:14:27.000 Well, the antler is just bone, but it's so pokey.
02:14:30.000 Like, look at it.
02:14:31.000 I would bet three weeks.
02:14:33.000 Isn't that the wildest thing that nature does, dude?
02:14:36.000 Nature gives them weapons for a few months.
02:14:41.000 This is what happens with a deer.
02:14:43.000 When they stop breeding, these fall off.
02:14:46.000 Every year.
02:14:47.000 So you find them on the ground, they call them sheds.
02:14:50.000 So you can only defend yourself while you're breeding.
02:14:52.000 Exactly.
02:14:52.000 And it's offensive as much as it's defensive.
02:14:55.000 They run at each other and clash.
02:14:57.000 You see them fighting.
02:14:58.000 It happens all the time.
02:14:59.000 It's pretty fucking cool.
02:15:00.000 They go after each other and just fuck each other up.
02:15:03.000 Yeah, they'll see them sometimes hooked together.
02:15:05.000 Yeah, I mean, nature is dangerous.
02:15:07.000 Nature is really, really unbelievable.
02:15:10.000 That's the number one person in the world.
02:15:12.000 I saw a horrible video of these two deer that got locked together.
02:15:16.000 So they're clashing antlers that got locked together.
02:15:18.000 And one of them got eaten by a coyote.
02:15:22.000 So one was still alive, connected to this body, couldn't get away, while the other one got torn apart by a coyote.
02:15:29.000 And it was just dumb luck that the coyotes picked him versus that, because neither one of them can get away.
02:15:34.000 The coyotes recognized that they were locked into each other and just picked one and went after them, just gutted them.
02:15:41.000 That's like when you're in a threesome, but nobody wants to touch you, you know?
02:15:43.000 Look at this thing.
02:15:44.000 He's trying to eat one with antlers and got fucked up.
02:15:47.000 Got fucked up.
02:15:49.000 Oh, God.
02:15:50.000 Oh, it cut his own body open?
02:15:51.000 Bails on it.
02:15:52.000 Oh, it split his body wide open.
02:15:54.000 Oh, my God.
02:15:55.000 Oh, look at his mouth.
02:15:57.000 He's got the antlers stuck through his fucking jaw.
02:16:00.000 I would hate something.
02:16:01.000 I hate it when people take...
02:16:02.000 Oh, he slid off of it.
02:16:04.000 Wow.
02:16:04.000 I hate it when people take a long time to eat, you know?
02:16:07.000 Oh, it went right through him.
02:16:08.000 Yeah.
02:16:09.000 But don't you hate that, though?
02:16:10.000 Like when you're eating and somebody, um...
02:16:12.000 You're done eating and they're still eating?
02:16:14.000 That doesn't bother me at all.
02:16:15.000 That bothers you?
02:16:17.000 Yeah.
02:16:17.000 Why?
02:16:18.000 That doesn't bother me even a little bit.
02:16:20.000 Really?
02:16:20.000 No.
02:16:21.000 Yeah, like you're at a restaurant and they're done.
02:16:22.000 Right, they're done and you have to fucking...
02:16:24.000 You're done.
02:16:25.000 And they're still just...
02:16:26.000 They're still eating.
02:16:26.000 Yeah.
02:16:27.000 Well, just talk to them.
02:16:29.000 Yeah, but then you feel like you have to pretend like you're still, like, scraping your bowl or whatever.
02:16:33.000 No.
02:16:34.000 No.
02:16:35.000 You're thinking too much.
02:16:36.000 I think it's crazy to sit there and watch somebody eat.
02:16:40.000 Do you?
02:16:41.000 Yeah, bro.
02:16:42.000 Why?
02:16:43.000 Because, dude, they're eating.
02:16:44.000 Yeah, but you were eating with them, too.
02:16:46.000 Yeah, but you're done.
02:16:48.000 So what?
02:16:48.000 Now you're just going to fucking look at them?
02:16:50.000 I'm just going to look at them.
02:16:51.000 Like, how is it?
02:16:52.000 Tell me about each bite.
02:16:54.000 I don't like when people eat real slow.
02:17:02.000 Okay.
02:17:02.000 Makes me nervous.
02:17:03.000 Well, you should just be real clear about that before you go out with someone.
02:17:06.000 Like, let's eat it.
02:17:07.000 Like, we can eat together, but I got this thing.
02:17:10.000 Like, when I'm done, you're done.
02:17:15.000 Imagine if you're a super reasonable boyfriend in every other way, but you just had this rule.
02:17:20.000 When I'm done eating, no one eats.
02:17:23.000 And she's like, well, this is bullshit.
02:17:25.000 Like, I know, it sounds crazy.
02:17:26.000 I can't kick it.
02:17:27.000 I have a tick.
02:17:30.000 I have a psychological problem.
02:17:32.000 I can't just sit there.
02:17:33.000 So when I'm done eating, you have to be done.
02:17:34.000 And I don't eat fast.
02:17:36.000 I don't eat fast.
02:17:37.000 But I'm warning you, when that fucking bell rings, all folks are off the table.
02:17:44.000 Bone-epa time's up, dude.
02:17:46.000 That would be the weirdest thing that you were obsessed with.
02:17:49.000 You have to end at the exact same time.
02:17:52.000 Last bite.
02:17:53.000 That kind of shit.
02:17:53.000 Yeah, that kind of stuff.
02:17:56.000 Little things kind of make me uncomfortable, dude.
02:18:01.000 What else was I thinking about?
02:18:04.000 Pythons.
02:18:05.000 Yeah, pythons, whales or whatever.
02:18:07.000 Big animals.
02:18:08.000 Dude, it's crazy how they have all those Airbnbs now where it's like, you can stay in a hollowed out whale carcass out here on the podcast.
02:18:17.000 You know, it's like...
02:18:20.000 Like, Airbnbs!
02:18:21.000 Bring up some Airbnbs, please, sir.
02:18:23.000 They've gotten weird.
02:18:24.000 It's like, welcome to this two-story whale carcass down here at Punta Verde, Mexico.
02:18:32.000 They make up, it's like, Punta Sa...
02:18:35.000 Every month, there's a new Punta in Mexico.
02:18:37.000 You're like, what the fuck are we doing?
02:18:38.000 You renamed a city.
02:18:40.000 Every time, it's like, welcome to fucking Punta Pescado, Mexico.
02:18:44.000 You want to stay in this two-bedroom...
02:18:46.000 You can stay in that.
02:18:46.000 It's a potato.
02:18:48.000 It's a potato.
02:18:48.000 It's a giant potato.
02:18:49.000 What is that?
02:18:50.000 What did they call it?
02:18:52.000 Okay, 10 weirdest Airbnb listings let you sleep in a shoe, an elephant, and a flying saucer.
02:18:58.000 Yo, let's go to the flying saucer.
02:19:00.000 Oh shit, I want to stay there.
02:19:04.000 That's yours, dude.
02:19:05.000 Bro, if I wasn't married, I'd have the stupidest house.
02:19:08.000 My house would be one of two things.
02:19:10.000 I'd either have it built into the side of a hill like The Hobbit, That'd be kind of dope.
02:19:16.000 Or I would go full spaceship.
02:19:18.000 Just a house where a 16-year-old boy would see it and be like, dude.
02:19:25.000 Yeah, just appear to the child in you.
02:19:27.000 Like Kid Rock's vibe.
02:19:28.000 Totally.
02:19:29.000 Kid Rock's vibe.
02:19:30.000 Kid Rock's White House, I maintain, is the coolest celebrity house I've ever been to.
02:19:34.000 It's one of one, man.
02:19:35.000 It's not just one of one.
02:19:37.000 He's the only one that would even think about doing that.
02:19:39.000 It's like him and maybe John Daly would build a fucking White House.
02:19:43.000 John Daly's unbelievable, dude.
02:19:45.000 Every time I go somewhere, every time he's there, an ambulance takes him home.
02:19:49.000 It's fucking unbelievable, dude.
02:19:54.000 Every time I'm there, it's almost like he hits a hole in heaven, dude.
02:19:58.000 I'm like, this motherfucker's headed.
02:20:00.000 One time, the ambulance came.
02:20:01.000 They came in to look for him.
02:20:03.000 He went out and sat in the ambulance to ride home with him, bro.
02:20:06.000 And they're in the place, and they're like, where is he?
02:20:09.000 There's something everybody loves about the overweight dude who's really good at a game.
02:20:16.000 Dude, do you see that golfer girl, though?
02:20:17.000 The girl that smokes?
02:20:19.000 The female John Daly, dude?
02:20:20.000 No.
02:20:21.000 Is she hot?
02:20:23.000 Oh, yeah, buddy.
02:20:24.000 She smokes cigarettes?
02:20:25.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:20:26.000 Yeah, boy.
02:20:26.000 She's hot?
02:20:27.000 Yeah.
02:20:28.000 Whoa.
02:20:29.000 Welcome to 1984. It's coming back.
02:20:34.000 Let's do it, dude.
02:20:35.000 Let's go.
02:20:35.000 Because I've got to get a damn wife, Joe Rogan.
02:20:38.000 That's your move.
02:20:38.000 Get yourself a golfer wife.
02:20:40.000 Oh, look at that.
02:20:41.000 Smoking cigarettes.
02:20:42.000 Looking hot.
02:20:43.000 Let me see.
02:20:44.000 Ooh, baby.
02:20:47.000 And smoking in front of everybody, too.
02:20:48.000 Yeah, she just rips darts on the...
02:20:50.000 Is she from England?
02:20:51.000 Yeah.
02:20:52.000 Ah, there you go.
02:20:52.000 Puffer McGavin, dude.
02:20:54.000 Over there, they just fucking smoke.
02:20:55.000 They smoke a lot more over there.
02:20:56.000 Everybody's got a goddamn cigarette.
02:20:58.000 Oh, yeah.
02:20:59.000 I'll smoke that lady.
02:21:01.000 I bet you will.
02:21:02.000 Sorry, that's insane.
02:21:03.000 That sounds like a death threat.
02:21:04.000 Also, man, if she could be married, I have no idea.
02:21:06.000 Yeah, right?
02:21:07.000 Don't be rude.
02:21:08.000 What the fuck's wrong with you, bro?
02:21:09.000 I don't know.
02:21:10.000 I'm just fucking...
02:21:10.000 Everything's high strung today.
02:21:13.000 There was a professional pool player.
02:21:14.000 His name was Kid Delicious.
02:21:16.000 And everybody loved him because he was this big fat dude who played really good.
02:21:21.000 But it was the big fat guy thing that people liked.
02:21:24.000 Like, oh, you don't have to be a fucking athlete.
02:21:26.000 You don't have to be any good.
02:21:26.000 You don't have to be a guy eating salads and fucking getting up in the morning doing yoga before you come to the pool hall.
02:21:31.000 No.
02:21:31.000 This guy is out there eating hot dogs.
02:21:34.000 That was Kid Delicious.
02:21:35.000 Yeah.
02:21:37.000 There's a great book about him.
02:21:39.000 John Wertheim, I think his name is, Running the Table.
02:21:41.000 Yeah.
02:21:42.000 Yeah, people love short-term fats, man.
02:21:45.000 There's something about it.
02:21:46.000 If you know there's a bigger guy and you think he's not going to live long, there's an exceptional amount of love that goes into them immediately.
02:21:52.000 But John Daly back in the day wasn't fat.
02:21:54.000 He was like an athlete.
02:21:56.000 This is just a lifetime of living hard.
02:21:59.000 Oh, he's a fucking...
02:22:00.000 Look at him, right there.
02:22:00.000 He was a fucking stout dude.
02:22:03.000 Oh, he looks...
02:22:03.000 No, John Daly's an exceptional guy.
02:22:05.000 Great storyteller.
02:22:06.000 He's a fucking...
02:22:07.000 He's the Santa Claus of every 7-Eleven I've ever been to.
02:22:10.000 Look at that hair.
02:22:12.000 But he's a guy that's been playing golf for, like, how many fucking years now, you know?
02:22:17.000 I don't know, definitely.
02:22:18.000 You know the feel you must have of that ball playing professional golf for all those years?
02:22:24.000 Yeah.
02:22:24.000 He'll hit a 68er in an ICU, dude.
02:22:26.000 This guy's one of a kind, I feel like.
02:22:28.000 You know?
02:22:29.000 Nobody could do it like him.
02:22:30.000 He's exceptional.
02:22:32.000 All he drinks is Diet Coke.
02:22:33.000 Yeah, sure.
02:22:34.000 He doesn't like water.
02:22:36.000 He likes things other than Diet Coke.
02:22:38.000 I'm sure, but he doesn't drink water.
02:22:40.000 No, he's great, man.
02:22:41.000 I'm sure he drinks alcohol, too.
02:22:43.000 Yeah, don't you want to stay in this hollowed-out moose carcass out here in Bend, Oregon?
02:22:49.000 Do you?
02:22:52.000 Don't you want to stay in our treehouse?
02:22:54.000 Who built this?
02:22:56.000 Where do I shit?
02:22:57.000 Dude, Airbnbs have gotten so crazy.
02:23:01.000 Don't people rent out, like, tents and shit?
02:23:03.000 Yeah, it's like...
02:23:04.000 They'll supply you the tent and everything like that?
02:23:07.000 It's just, like, regular shit, and people are like, yeah, we'll go stay there, you know?
02:23:10.000 Not a bad move if you don't want to set up a tent.
02:23:13.000 Like, I like camping, but I'm too lazy to set up a tent.
02:23:15.000 I'll just show up at your house.
02:23:16.000 You know, you get them rods and shit, you got pieces together, and fucking, it's all like...
02:23:21.000 And you look sad in front of your wife, too.
02:23:23.000 You're like...
02:23:24.000 And you're tying it down.
02:23:25.000 Dink, dink, dink.
02:23:25.000 Around.
02:23:26.000 Dink, dink, dink.
02:23:27.000 And then you're realizing you're just sleeping in a little cloth house.
02:23:30.000 Yeah.
02:23:30.000 Out in the woods.
02:23:31.000 Hey, buddy.
02:23:33.000 Yeah, there's an Airbnb tent.
02:23:34.000 That's nice, dude.
02:23:35.000 That's probably in Austin.
02:23:36.000 You can fuck in this tent, bro.
02:23:38.000 Fuck yeah.
02:23:39.000 Yeah, let's go.
02:23:40.000 You ever did a lot of fucking outdoors, or what was your life like?
02:23:43.000 Outdoor fucking's the way to go.
02:23:44.000 I ain't scared of mosquitoes.
02:23:45.000 I'm an outdoor fucker.
02:23:47.000 Whenever possible.
02:23:48.000 Did you ever do any when you were younger, Joe?
02:23:50.000 Yeah, he stuck away in the woods.
02:23:51.000 Me and this one girl, we were fooling around in the woods.
02:23:53.000 We never got to the actual sex part.
02:23:55.000 We got close.
02:23:56.000 We got ate alive by mosquitoes.
02:23:58.000 We tried to get naked outside.
02:24:00.000 And so, like, literally, our whole body was covered in mosquito bites.
02:24:03.000 It was horrific.
02:24:04.000 Were we all near a stream or was it more landlocked area?
02:24:06.000 It was near a river.
02:24:07.000 Yeah.
02:24:07.000 Yeah, it was near the Charles River.
02:24:09.000 My guy.
02:24:09.000 Yeah.
02:24:10.000 Kids would just go into the woods, you know?
02:24:12.000 We'd always find kids drinking in the woods.
02:24:14.000 Yeah.
02:24:15.000 You know?
02:24:15.000 Like, we lived in an area.
02:24:16.000 I lived in Newton, Massachusetts when I was in high school.
02:24:19.000 And Newton is a great town.
02:24:21.000 Like, a really cool area.
02:24:23.000 And where I lived, which was called Upper Falls, there was all these, like, woods and trees and shit.
02:24:30.000 And the river was right across the street from my house.
02:24:33.000 It was always these wild kids playing Billy Squire on a boombox and smoking cigarettes.
02:24:39.000 It was like The Outsiders.
02:24:41.000 It was really interesting.
02:24:43.000 And then one kid would get a car, like, oh shit, Bobby's got a car.
02:24:46.000 Oh, it was the best, dude.
02:24:48.000 Bobby's driving us around.
02:24:49.000 Rockford Fosskates in the trunk, just coming down the street.
02:24:52.000 Dude, to this day, one of my favorite cars, I have a 1970 Chevelle.
02:24:56.000 You own it?
02:24:57.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:24:58.000 Oh, bring it up.
02:24:59.000 I would like to see it.
02:25:00.000 But when I was a kid, before I had a car, my friend picked me up in his buddy's car.
02:25:07.000 I didn't know the other dude.
02:25:08.000 I met him from school or something like that, but I didn't know him.
02:25:10.000 And he picked me up in this 1970 Chevelle.
02:25:14.000 It was black with white stripes, and it was perfect.
02:25:19.000 And I remember I saw it.
02:25:20.000 I was like, how does he own this?
02:25:22.000 How can you own this?
02:25:24.000 That's how I felt.
02:25:25.000 I was sitting in the backseat of the car.
02:25:27.000 I was like, this car is so crazy.
02:25:30.000 You could own this car?
02:25:32.000 And I remember he ran out of gas, but coasted right into the gas station and stopped the car in front.
02:25:40.000 It was like the coolest thing I'd ever seen in my life.
02:25:41.000 There's nothing better.
02:25:42.000 The guy owned that car somehow.
02:25:45.000 As a 16-year-old boy, I was looking at this car going, how?
02:25:48.000 How?
02:25:49.000 How did you do this?
02:25:50.000 How did you do this?
02:25:51.000 Let's see it.
02:25:54.000 No.
02:25:55.000 That's a different car, Jamie.
02:25:57.000 That's my 1970 Barracuda.
02:26:00.000 That's a beautiful...
02:26:01.000 I don't think the 70 Chevelle is on anywhere.
02:26:03.000 But just Google black 70 Chevelle SS white stripes.
02:26:08.000 Dude, there's nothing like...
02:26:11.000 That's it.
02:26:12.000 There's nothing like running out of gas and coasting to the fucking pump.
02:26:15.000 Mine looks almost exactly like that.
02:26:17.000 But that's exactly like this kid's looked when he picked me up and I got a ride in his car.
02:26:21.000 I was like, that's a 69. That's another amazing car.
02:26:25.000 But that one, the upper one in the middle, that's my actual car.
02:26:29.000 That's my car.
02:26:30.000 Ooh, wow.
02:26:31.000 Yeah.
02:26:31.000 Dude, I love that thing.
02:26:34.000 That's my favorite, I think, out of all of them.
02:26:36.000 I love it so much.
02:26:37.000 It just, because it brings me back to that moment when I was a 16-year-old kid, and this guy had this car.
02:26:42.000 I was like, how do you have this car?
02:26:43.000 How is this even possible that you have this car?
02:26:46.000 Yeah.
02:26:47.000 Oh, that was crazy.
02:26:48.000 Dude, if an older kid picked you up when you were a kid and he had a car, it was like, getting into somebody who had a car's car when you couldn't even have a car was the craziest feeling ever.
02:26:59.000 Yeah, you were like, what?
02:27:01.000 The things that we completely take for granted.
02:27:03.000 Like, your buddy picks you up and gives you a ride, like, hey, what's up?
02:27:05.000 What's up?
02:27:06.000 How's it going on?
02:27:06.000 It's normal.
02:27:07.000 For you now, like, oh, I'm just sitting in the backseat of my friend's car.
02:27:10.000 But back then, it was like, whoa.
02:27:13.000 Whoa.
02:27:14.000 Yeah, hey, play something cool on the radio.
02:27:16.000 Everything meant something.
02:27:17.000 I remember my friend Mike was taking flying lessons when I was in high school.
02:27:22.000 And I went up in an airplane with him when I was 14. We were both 14. And he was taking flight lessons when I was...
02:27:29.000 I was like, what the fuck?
02:27:33.000 I'm letting this 14-year-old kid fly me around with him in a plane and an instructor.
02:27:41.000 Yeah, but back then, like, you would just- You just do shit.
02:27:44.000 You'd be so thrilled just to get out of your fucking house.
02:27:47.000 You'd hop in your buddy's backseat.
02:27:49.000 You're like, where are we going?
02:27:50.000 Yeah.
02:27:50.000 I don't know, man.
02:27:51.000 We're going to go to Bobby's house.
02:27:53.000 Yeah, it's fucking right.
02:27:53.000 All right, you listen to songs on the radio.
02:27:55.000 You couldn't believe you were in a car.
02:27:57.000 Yeah, and it mattered, like, if your hand was out the window, the window was down, if the window was up, how you were operating, if the seatbelt was on, if your arms were over the seat.
02:28:04.000 You want to look cool.
02:28:05.000 Yes, you want to look cool.
02:28:06.000 You got one hand on the steering wheel, one hand out the window.
02:28:08.000 Yeah.
02:28:09.000 And you thought everybody you drove past looked at you.
02:28:11.000 What's up, kids?
02:28:12.000 How you doing?
02:28:13.000 What's up, kid?
02:28:14.000 Just looking for some pussy.
02:28:17.000 I remember there was this one dude.
02:28:18.000 Those were the days, man.
02:28:19.000 When I was in high school, there was this one dude who was like, I think he was a couple of years older than us, and he graduated, but he was dating a girl that still went to the high school, and he had an IROC-Z Camaro.
02:28:33.000 Dude, with the T-tops or no?
02:28:34.000 Yeah.
02:28:35.000 Come on, bro.
02:28:36.000 She's got to have the T-Tops.
02:28:37.000 And this dude pulled in front of the high school and everybody couldn't believe it.
02:28:42.000 He was like the coolest guy alive.
02:28:43.000 Look at him in his IROC Z picking up the girl that none of us can date.
02:28:49.000 We salute you!
02:28:53.000 Yeah.
02:28:54.000 God, I fucking remember that shit, dude.
02:28:56.000 I remember my brother one time fucking- I got more of this story.
02:28:59.000 Sorry, go on.
02:29:00.000 That dude who had that iRock ran over a guy accidentally and dragged them through the city for miles.
02:29:09.000 Just tried to like get the body out from under his car a couple times, but couldn't do it, but just kept driving.
02:29:16.000 So driving around this IROG-Z with a person stuck under the car, driving for miles.
02:29:26.000 I hate that kind of thing.
02:29:27.000 Have you ever had like a bag stuck under your car or whatever?
02:29:29.000 Yes, that's different.
02:29:29.000 I'm joking.
02:29:30.000 I feel like if you drive over someone, maybe pull over.
02:29:35.000 Hey, maybe pull over.
02:29:38.000 But I don't know, pulling over.
02:29:39.000 Dude, what do you do at that point?
02:29:41.000 There's like guys that you hear about from high school.
02:29:44.000 It's like you feel like you're in a Stephen King book.
02:29:46.000 Like Stand By Me or something like that, you know?
02:29:48.000 Oh, totally.
02:29:49.000 Everything felt like kind of had the Stephen King vibes back then, you know?
02:29:53.000 Well, people just disappeared back then, and there was no phones, and there was no internet, and you barely remembered people if you didn't see them for a month.
02:30:01.000 Like, you didn't even have a picture.
02:30:03.000 I have, like, five pictures of my friends from high school, you know?
02:30:06.000 And mostly because my friend Jimmy sends them to me.
02:30:08.000 But it's like, you don't remember.
02:30:10.000 You don't remember what anybody looked like.
02:30:11.000 You don't remember anything.
02:30:13.000 But now...
02:30:14.000 Too much.
02:30:15.000 Now you know everything.
02:30:17.000 But back then, it's like you would hear about this, like, one of the guys you went to high school with, he got in trouble, and like, oh no, now he's in jail.
02:30:24.000 Whoa.
02:30:25.000 Todd's in jail.
02:30:27.000 Yeah, whoa.
02:30:28.000 I remember I met this one dude who just got out of jail.
02:30:30.000 Yeah.
02:30:31.000 He was friends with my friend.
02:30:32.000 The first guy I ever met that was in jail.
02:30:34.000 Mm-hmm.
02:30:34.000 He had just the weirdest vibe.
02:30:36.000 I had a buddy of mine who actually was a training partner of mine who was one guy.
02:30:42.000 He was like this one way and then he went to jail on a drug charge and he came out like three years later and he was a totally different person.
02:30:50.000 Oh, wow.
02:30:50.000 He was super jacked.
02:30:52.000 I don't know if he was doing steroids or what, but he was like really jacked and fucking aggressive and super dangerous.
02:30:59.000 And he was telling me these stories about jail and about all the fights that he had gotten into in jail and he got in almost like a fight to the death with a mob stick in this guy.
02:31:10.000 He was telling me these horrific fights, and it had just changed him, man.
02:31:15.000 I mean, I had never experienced something like that before, where I knew a guy before he went to prison, and then I knew him after prison, and he was just a completely different person, and fucking very dangerous to spar with.
02:31:26.000 Like, very dangerous.
02:31:27.000 Like, he would try to kill you.
02:31:29.000 We would have wars.
02:31:31.000 Like, they weren't really sparring matches.
02:31:33.000 They were fights.
02:31:35.000 Yeah, some people got dangerous, dude.
02:31:37.000 Especially if they got on the drugs or got on the gear, you know?
02:31:40.000 This guy, I think, was both.
02:31:41.000 I think he was on gear and I think he was doing coke.
02:31:45.000 Because I know he was selling coke.
02:31:48.000 I know he was getting coke for girls and stuff like that.
02:31:50.000 He wound up dying.
02:31:52.000 But here's where it gets really crazy.
02:31:55.000 While I knew this guy, like while he was training at the same gym as me, he got arrested and questioned in this murder where this guy who was an informant, I think he was an informant, they found him where he had been repeatedly injected with cocaine to keep him alive while they were breaking his bones.
02:32:17.000 So from him blacking out from the pain, they were injecting him with cocaine to keep him awake and conscious while they were breaking his bones with a hammer.
02:32:27.000 I think they cut his hands and his head off too.
02:32:30.000 And he got implicated or at least questioned about that.
02:32:36.000 I was like, yo.
02:32:39.000 Imagine even being in the other room while that's going on.
02:32:42.000 Yeah.
02:32:43.000 Even trying to watch a show or whatever.
02:32:45.000 And you hear...
02:32:48.000 You're like, keep it down!
02:32:52.000 Can't you guys insulate your torture house?
02:32:54.000 It's fucking up the rest of the neighborhood.
02:32:56.000 Yeah, I mean, what the fuck, dude?
02:32:58.000 I would never be able to torture somebody, I don't think.
02:33:01.000 I'm trying to think of the things I could do to somebody.
02:33:04.000 You might be able to do it if someone did something to your loved ones.
02:33:07.000 I think you'd be surprised what a mother would do if she caught some person doing something to one of her children.
02:33:14.000 And a father, too, huh?
02:33:16.000 Oh, yeah.
02:33:17.000 But even mothers who you wouldn't think of as being violent.
02:33:20.000 And do you think that's a choice they make, or do you think it's something that's just inside of them?
02:33:23.000 It's inside of you, and there's a choice too, but it's inside of you.
02:33:27.000 We have instincts to protect our kids, and you can get crazy violent.
02:33:33.000 Normal, regular people can get crazy violent to protect their children.
02:33:36.000 And it also seems like there's a lot of cases now where people are deceasing their own children.
02:33:41.000 Killing their own children?
02:33:42.000 Yeah.
02:33:43.000 There's always been that, man.
02:33:44.000 There's always been evil people.
02:33:46.000 But it's just crazy, you know?
02:33:47.000 Sometimes evil people have children.
02:33:48.000 Yeah, man.
02:33:49.000 There's people that poison their kids.
02:33:51.000 There's evil people out there.
02:33:52.000 In every stretch of the world, you're going to get a certain percentage of our population that just doesn't come out right.
02:33:59.000 And that's normal.
02:34:00.000 It's like everything.
02:34:01.000 There's always a percentage that's just not right, yeah?
02:34:04.000 Well, whatever the struggle that the human race is involved in, if you wanted to break it down, just philosophically, it's essentially a struggle between good and evil.
02:34:14.000 Always.
02:34:15.000 It's always a struggle between good and evil.
02:34:17.000 And you're always going to have a certain amount of evil that you have to overcome.
02:34:21.000 And I think that amount of evil that you overcome should be small, but I think it enforces this idea to do good.
02:34:29.000 And that good conquers evil if everybody works together cooperatively.
02:34:33.000 But you need something.
02:34:34.000 If you don't have resistance, it feels like people, the way we're designed to constantly try to innovate and make better things and improve upon society, improve upon our own lives, we're always like trying for progress, right?
02:34:47.000 I think that's all sort of tied in to competition.
02:34:52.000 And competition needs a foe.
02:34:55.000 You need an antagonist and a protagonist.
02:34:57.000 You need resistance.
02:34:58.000 And I think the unfortunate thing is that there is evil in the world.
02:35:01.000 The fortunate thing is that evil makes you appreciate love, and it motivates people to stop evil, and it motivates people to limit evil.
02:35:10.000 The calls for law and order in this country during the riots, remember?
02:35:14.000 When everybody was like, we need law and order.
02:35:16.000 We need law and order.
02:35:17.000 You can't have just people breaking into things and stealing everything in law and order.
02:35:20.000 That kind of stuff.
02:35:24.000 That's good versus evil.
02:35:26.000 It's evil to just smash windows and steal things in the name of some guy that you don't know who died unjustly.
02:35:31.000 That's crazy.
02:35:32.000 You're just using this as an opportunity to say, fuck everyone.
02:35:36.000 You can't have people just running around saying fuck everyone and lighting things on fire.
02:35:39.000 You can't have that.
02:35:40.000 You can't have that.
02:35:42.000 So when you encounter these different things, it makes you appreciate not having those things, so it motivates you.
02:35:50.000 One of the things that got people excited about Trump being in office is that he wanted to get away from all this defund the police shit.
02:35:59.000 He wanted to get the country back to law and order.
02:36:01.000 He wants us to increase manufacturing, increase all the things that make people feel good about the future.
02:36:08.000 Will give you purpose.
02:36:09.000 Yeah.
02:36:10.000 And they didn't feel that way about the message that they were hearing from the other side.
02:36:16.000 They felt like it was going to be more of the same shit.
02:36:19.000 And more of the same shit doesn't get anything done.
02:36:21.000 We still keep getting involved in these wars that we don't want to be involved in.
02:36:24.000 Yeah, shut it down.
02:36:25.000 Shut down everything it doesn't have to do with us, I feel like, for a while.
02:36:28.000 It's like, there's just a lot of stuff that we haven't even healed from in this country, you know?
02:36:32.000 Oh, yeah.
02:36:33.000 That's the biggest thing.
02:36:34.000 I think there's a lot of things that we haven't healed from that we should try to address as a group, you know?
02:36:38.000 And that could be like, you know, everything from Native American times, slavery times, opioid epidemic.
02:36:47.000 There's tons of things I feel like that it's like...
02:36:48.000 And I don't know how you do that.
02:36:50.000 I mean, I know time has a lot to do with it.
02:36:51.000 But it's like, I just don't know if sending our resources elsewhere is the most important thing right now.
02:36:59.000 When it's like, we could...
02:37:01.000 I think try at least to help.
02:37:02.000 Trump thinks he can fix these overseas conflicts.
02:37:05.000 I don't know if he can.
02:37:06.000 But the point is, like, something has to be done.
02:37:10.000 We can't just keep throwing money at war and ignoring ourselves.
02:37:13.000 That seems crazy.
02:37:14.000 And if you're saying we're not ignoring ourselves, well, we're not spending the money and the resources that we need to fix all the problems that we have.
02:37:20.000 Yeah, it's like even if you look at like, you know, recently I learned, sorry, recently I learned that like the number one cause of medical debt is insurance, is medical debt is the number one cause of bankruptcy in America,
02:37:37.000 right?
02:37:38.000 Is it really?
02:37:38.000 Yeah.
02:37:39.000 That's crazy.
02:37:40.000 That makes sense.
02:37:41.000 It's crazy that there's just such a laundering system that goes on.
02:37:44.000 It's money laundering.
02:37:46.000 Well...
02:37:46.000 Between hospitals and insurance companies.
02:37:49.000 Yeah, there's definitely...
02:37:50.000 I mean, if you talk to Brigham Bueller from Waste Well, he'll explain to you.
02:37:53.000 Yeah, I just went there the other day.
02:37:54.000 He's the man.
02:37:55.000 I went to Kuya and I went there, dude.
02:37:56.000 Nice.
02:37:56.000 I've been trying to get well while I'm here.
02:37:58.000 Trying to get well.
02:37:59.000 It's been tough.
02:38:00.000 What were we just talking about?
02:38:03.000 Medical debt.
02:38:04.000 Yeah, he'll explain it real well.
02:38:06.000 It's kind of a fucked up system.
02:38:08.000 But it just makes sense that that would be the number one reason why people would go bankrupt because you're out of work because you've got a medical issue.
02:38:14.000 Then you have medical bills.
02:38:16.000 If you don't have insurance, you're really fucked.
02:38:18.000 If you don't have insurance, like, woof.
02:38:21.000 But it's just a scam.
02:38:22.000 Like, the prices for our drugs are so much more than other countries.
02:38:24.000 Just things that it's like our government doesn't want to make better deals because there's this middleman that's making a lot of money off of it, you know?
02:38:31.000 There's that.
02:38:32.000 I don't know.
02:38:33.000 There's definitely a lot of influence with a lot of money.
02:38:36.000 I don't know a lot.
02:38:37.000 And also companies that we need, you know?
02:38:39.000 Pfizer makes good stuff.
02:38:40.000 I mean, these companies make really beneficial drugs too.
02:38:44.000 Yeah.
02:38:44.000 But it's just the problem with all these fucking people is...
02:38:48.000 They just want to make more money constantly.
02:38:50.000 And if they can get you taking more pills than you need, they will.
02:38:53.000 That's how they sell.
02:38:54.000 They want to sell pills.
02:38:55.000 They can come up with a reason.
02:38:56.000 Are you anxious?
02:38:57.000 I am a little.
02:38:58.000 Hey!
02:38:59.000 Here you go.
02:39:00.000 And next thing you know, you're dependent.
02:39:02.000 Yeah, it's like, do you have two legs?
02:39:03.000 Have you ever been on a bicycle?
02:39:04.000 Like, the things are just crazy, you know?
02:39:06.000 Do your feet itch?
02:39:07.000 Yeah.
02:39:08.000 You ever had oatmeal raisin cookies?
02:39:10.000 You're like, well, fucking, this is me, I think.
02:39:13.000 We can't let them advertise.
02:39:15.000 That's true.
02:39:15.000 People are still going to buy the drugs, but the advertising thing is crazy because it affects the media, too.
02:39:19.000 It affects what people are allowed to investigate.
02:39:21.000 It affects what the...
02:39:23.000 The news is.
02:39:25.000 Because the news is not going to give you everything.
02:39:27.000 They're going to conveniently ignore things that would affect their partnerships.
02:39:31.000 Yeah, it's all advertising.
02:39:34.000 What did we say it was again?
02:39:35.000 The amount of billions of dollars they spend every year on advertising pharmaceutical drug companies?
02:39:43.000 Were you nervous about endorsing Trump or no?
02:39:49.000 I usually try to stay out of it.
02:39:50.000 Yeah, but I felt like I was getting urged to by Dana and There's quite a few people.
02:39:57.000 I didn't think it makes a difference.
02:39:58.000 I kind of already stated what I thought about the way things were going and That some radical change need to take place.
02:40:05.000 Yeah In my opinion, I just I'm not buying like, you know when we're talking about before with the way the country feels Like the way the country felt when Biden was in office was shaky Because regardless of what you thought about his policies,
02:40:21.000 what he didn't place, it was real clear something was wrong with him.
02:40:24.000 And they were lying to us.
02:40:26.000 Oh, yeah.
02:40:27.000 So that alone makes the whole country feel uneasy, right?
02:40:31.000 Even if you think that the administration is moving certain policies and certain things are moving in the right direction, the economy is moving in the right general direction, even if you agree to those things, when you have a guy that's at the front that's obviously In some way compromised.
02:40:48.000 There's something going on.
02:40:49.000 Something going on that they don't want to admit.
02:40:51.000 Everybody knows it and he drifts off and he says things that don't make sense and something's wrong.
02:40:57.000 So everybody feels uncomfortable even if everything's going well, right?
02:41:01.000 Because for good or for bad, that person that's in that office kind of sets a tone for the country.
02:41:09.000 And the tone for the last four years was confusion.
02:41:13.000 So regardless of their policies, the tone that's being established whenever he talks or whenever she does interviews or she talks is a confusing talk.
02:41:22.000 There's word salad and then there's like these moments where it seems like she doesn't know how to wrap up a sentence, which can just be nerves.
02:41:31.000 It could just be nerves talking in front of large groups of people.
02:41:33.000 It doesn't mean she's not brilliant.
02:41:34.000 It really doesn't.
02:41:35.000 Yeah, she was new and kind of thrown into it.
02:41:37.000 But some people clam up when they have to do those things.
02:41:40.000 But then there's the argument that's the job though.
02:41:42.000 You have to be able to do that because you're going to have to be able to talk to Putin and presidents of these different countries and leaders throughout the world.
02:41:52.000 You've got to be able to handle pressure.
02:41:54.000 So that's kind of part of it too.
02:41:55.000 Part of it too is you've got to be able to handle pressure.
02:41:58.000 But the thing that people worry about Trump is that he's so antagonistic and that then that's the tone of the country.
02:42:05.000 And the tone of the country is not, like, the tone of the Obama administration I always felt was the best because he was measured, never attacked anybody, was very articulate and smooth.
02:42:16.000 Yeah, he was smooth.
02:42:16.000 There was not a lot of ums and ahs.
02:42:18.000 Like some people, Trump throws too many extra words in, but it's just his flavor.
02:42:23.000 His flavor is he rambles, he goes all over the place like a joke.
02:42:26.000 Look at this hair!
02:42:27.000 What is wrong with my hair?
02:42:28.000 He makes fun.
02:42:29.000 He's like doing stand-up up there.
02:42:30.000 Obama was the smoothest, and Clinton was pretty fucking smooth, too.
02:42:35.000 Maybe Clinton and Obama, those are the goats.
02:42:37.000 So when you get a person, for good or for bad, that's smooth and talks like a professional, like an actual president, it makes everybody like...
02:42:47.000 He's got this.
02:42:48.000 This guy's a real professional president.
02:42:51.000 Like, look at him.
02:42:51.000 With Trump, you're like, I hate Taylor Swift.
02:42:53.000 Like, no!
02:42:54.000 Don't do that!
02:42:56.000 Don't say that!
02:42:57.000 Yeah, you pressed the wrong button today, buddy.
02:42:59.000 He tweeted out that that lady that he allegedly slept with, he called her a horse face.
02:43:04.000 Why was the president?
02:43:08.000 It's so crazy to do!
02:43:11.000 It's fucking unreal.
02:43:12.000 But for a lot of super sensitive people and progressive people, that's why they want to believe that he's Hitler.
02:43:17.000 They look at these things and then they don't look at it as a flavor in the soup, like, look, it's all pepper!
02:43:23.000 No, it's not all pepper.
02:43:25.000 Pepper's a part of it.
02:43:26.000 Yeah, he probably shouldn't tweet, I hate Taylor Swift, but whatever.
02:43:30.000 What's important is, what is he going to do in terms of fix all these problems that everybody agrees are real problems?
02:43:36.000 Yeah.
02:43:37.000 And can he do it?
02:43:38.000 And can he keep all these people in his staff, RFK Jr.?
02:43:41.000 I don't know.
02:43:42.000 I don't know if he can do it.
02:43:43.000 But if he can, at least we have hope.
02:43:45.000 If RFK really does the things that we think he wants to do and starts to kind of clean up some of the corruption in the system, it'd be exciting.
02:43:52.000 It'd be good for you, Bill.
02:43:53.000 If we stop putting ingredients in foods that are illegal in Canada because they're dangerous, how about we stop doing that here?
02:43:59.000 Yeah.
02:43:59.000 Seems like a logical thing.
02:44:00.000 It's not like Froot Loops in Canada sell that less.
02:44:03.000 It's probably equal sales.
02:44:05.000 And people would get unaddicted quick.
02:44:06.000 You're really just getting people addicted to things.
02:44:08.000 I don't even understand.
02:44:09.000 And how about we prosecute that fucking Sackler family that fucking killed hundreds of thousands of people in our country?
02:44:13.000 How about that?
02:44:14.000 How about that?
02:44:15.000 How about that?
02:44:16.000 Well, you saw the whole thing where they were trying to buy immunity.
02:44:18.000 Huh?
02:44:19.000 They were trying to buy immunity.
02:44:20.000 They were going to have a settlement where they would give X amount of billions of dollars, but then they were immune to prosecution.
02:44:25.000 But isn't that what they did, though?
02:44:26.000 But I think what happened was they put a pause on that after the Netflix documentary came out.
02:44:31.000 Wow.
02:44:32.000 We talked about it once, but I don't know where it's at now.
02:44:36.000 But that family, they made billions of dollars by getting people hooked on opioids.
02:44:41.000 This family is mass murderers.
02:44:43.000 Anybody with the last name, they should kick that gene pool out of our fucking country.
02:44:50.000 Those people are fucking murderers, dude.
02:44:52.000 I think a lot of people still haven't gotten over that shit.
02:44:54.000 And do you know that was the same family that was involved in Valium?
02:44:57.000 Yeah.
02:44:58.000 I do know that.
02:44:59.000 Mother's Little Helper?
02:45:00.000 That was Valium.
02:45:01.000 That's what ladies in the fucking 60s were taking Valium.
02:45:04.000 Heartless fucking lizards.
02:45:05.000 Get those motherfuckers out of here.
02:45:07.000 And that was one of the reasons why I was supportive of Vance.
02:45:12.000 I just believe he has a soft spot for that type of thing, and I hope that it'll get...
02:45:17.000 I don't know if he can do anything, because lobbies are so big now.
02:45:20.000 Wasn't someone in his family an addict?
02:45:22.000 Yeah, his mother suffered from addiction, you know?
02:45:24.000 Right, right.
02:45:24.000 But he's just seen it, you know?
02:45:26.000 Make sure that the Sackler family was involved in the Valium thing.
02:45:28.000 I don't want to have to edit that out.
02:45:31.000 As if I called them a piece of shit about one thing.
02:45:33.000 But hey, we weren't a piece of shit about that other thing.
02:45:35.000 I think they were, though.
02:45:37.000 I just...
02:45:38.000 Like, even thinking about it, bro, it makes me so angry.
02:45:44.000 Yeah, Arthur Sackler.
02:45:45.000 A member of the Sackler family was a major figure in the promotion of Valium through direct marketing to physicians in the 1960s.
02:45:50.000 Yeah, that is it.
02:45:51.000 So same family.
02:45:52.000 Yeah.
02:45:53.000 Evil.
02:45:53.000 Evil.
02:45:54.000 It's literally evil.
02:45:55.000 Just destroying lives.
02:45:57.000 It's the devil.
02:45:57.000 It's the devil.
02:45:58.000 It's a drug dealer.
02:45:59.000 It's one of the worst drug dealers because you're sneaking around with doctors.
02:46:03.000 You're sneaking around under this guise of authority.
02:46:07.000 Well, one of the problems is that, say if you work for a politician in DC, they can only pay you so much money by law to work with them and help put their bills together.
02:46:22.000 So, at a certain point, the lobbyists can pay more to those same people who've been writing bills For the congressmen and for the senators, so they then go to work as lobbyists.
02:46:33.000 That's one of the biggest problems.
02:46:34.000 So a lot of it is that we have a cap on certain salaries, right?
02:46:38.000 And that we also don't have a law that stops people once you work for one side that you can't work for the other.
02:46:45.000 Right, right.
02:46:46.000 That's the thing with the FDA and pharmaceutical drug companies, too.
02:46:48.000 I'm not saying that I don't know the answer.
02:46:50.000 I'm just saying that that's one of the reasons why that happened.
02:46:54.000 It's a conflict of interest.
02:46:55.000 Right.
02:46:55.000 For sure.
02:46:56.000 And it's just nobody regulated it.
02:46:58.000 They allowed it to happen.
02:47:00.000 It should be, if you're working for the FDA, you should never be able to leave and go to a pharmaceutical drug company where you can then make incredible amounts of money.
02:47:08.000 That seems like a conflict of interest.
02:47:10.000 If you had conversations with these people and they'd say, listen, are you nice to us in a couple of years?
02:47:17.000 Golden parachute?
02:47:19.000 You want a yacht?
02:47:20.000 I think you need a yacht.
02:47:22.000 You're a millionaire, which is bizarre that you can do that.
02:47:26.000 It's just as bizarre as the whole insider trading in Congress.
02:47:30.000 You know that a bill's going to get passed.
02:47:32.000 You know this bill's going to affect the stock.
02:47:33.000 You gamble high on that stock.
02:47:35.000 The bill gets passed.
02:47:37.000 And you make a lot of money.
02:47:39.000 That seems illegal.
02:47:42.000 That seems illegal.
02:47:44.000 Yes, cheating.
02:47:44.000 That seems crazy.
02:47:46.000 But there's a lot of those things, man.
02:47:48.000 And this system was set up by people.
02:47:50.000 And people are flawed.
02:47:51.000 Right.
02:47:51.000 That's a good point.
02:47:52.000 Yeah, it's like, no one's going to do anything perfectly.
02:47:54.000 I don't know.
02:47:55.000 Well, it's not just that.
02:47:56.000 Accountability and transparency in terms of, like, what's actually going on is way different now because our access to information is way different now.
02:48:07.000 Like, anybody can just sort of Google budgets and Google this and you find out that and you find out things about the Pentagon and that about this.
02:48:16.000 You don't have to look in the New York Times anymore.
02:48:18.000 You don't have to wait for the news to come on at 5. Now you get it whenever you want it.
02:48:23.000 And that's sort of changed everything with what you can get away with and not get away with.
02:48:27.000 So for the longest time, even though there's rules and the Constitution is set up and the Bill of Rights, There's been people that have had a lot of power for a long-ass time without a bunch of people looking at them.
02:48:38.000 And now more people are looking at them than ever before.
02:48:41.000 And then you get this guy like Trump comes in like, FBI, the crooked girl!
02:48:46.000 Whoa!
02:48:46.000 Bro, what are you doing?
02:48:48.000 You're going to war with the CIA? He's like that drunk uncle, dude.
02:48:51.000 Bro, what about Barron Trump, dude?
02:48:54.000 There's no credit.
02:48:55.000 Whatever you think about this election, the whole thing to me is fascinating.
02:48:59.000 First of all, because Dana White made so much stuff happen.
02:49:04.000 Oh, yeah.
02:49:05.000 Dana White made the Trump thing happen, for sure.
02:49:08.000 He was trying to get me to have Trump on in like 2017. Bro, you would hear rumors of that in the distance.
02:49:14.000 Bro, he would call me up.
02:49:14.000 He'd call me up.
02:49:15.000 Joe, listen.
02:49:17.000 The president wants to do your podcast.
02:49:19.000 I go, you mean Trump?
02:49:21.000 You gotta change the name of it.
02:49:22.000 What are you doing, man?
02:49:23.000 Why are you trying to get me in trouble?
02:49:26.000 Back then I was like, I don't want to be a part of this.
02:49:28.000 Too many people were angry, too many people pissed off.
02:49:30.000 I was like, I don't need to.
02:49:31.000 And I didn't pay attention to it enough.
02:49:34.000 I didn't pay attention to the way they were misrepresenting things that he had said enough.
02:49:43.000 My wake-up call was when they went after me, when CNN went after me.
02:49:47.000 I was like, yo, this is crazy.
02:49:48.000 You think I'm taking veterinary drugs, bitch?
02:49:51.000 What the fuck are you talking about?
02:49:53.000 Also, Why are you upset that I got better quick?
02:49:56.000 Like, what is this about?
02:49:58.000 Like, that I took veterinary drugs and got better quick?
02:50:00.000 And why in the article, hey, why wouldn't you herald it say, hey, this could be a possibility?
02:50:04.000 You know, it's like...
02:50:04.000 Not only that, it's just that there's no way they didn't know that it was for humans.
02:50:09.000 Those people are, it's all a sick group.
02:50:10.000 But when I saw that, and that was so minor in comparison to the way they've come up to Trump, because they come up to Trump with lawsuits and all kinds of crazy shit.
02:50:17.000 And I don't think he's a perfect person.
02:50:19.000 I think he's fun.
02:50:21.000 And I think he's a very competitive guy, which is why he likes playing golf so much, and it's why he wouldn't quit until he became the president again.
02:50:29.000 And he pulled it off.
02:50:30.000 And the best thing that I've heard from people on the left is, it's not the result that we wanted, but we hope the country can come together.
02:50:37.000 And I think we should all have that mentality.
02:50:39.000 This idea that we're all separate.
02:50:41.000 We're on Team USA. And I think we should just all publicly state, nobody gives a fuck where you're from, what you do.
02:50:49.000 You're on Team USA. We're all in this shit together.
02:50:52.000 That's it.
02:50:53.000 Oh, yeah.
02:50:53.000 That's it.
02:50:54.000 Let's forget about all this identity politics nonsense and all...
02:50:58.000 But is that going to happen, you think?
02:51:00.000 At least we can put that thought out there instead of everyone's racist, everyone's a Nazi.
02:51:06.000 That ain't helping nobody.
02:51:09.000 You're just pushing people further and further away.
02:51:11.000 The people that used to identify as left, they've been forced to these sort of center-right positions just to maintain normalcy.
02:51:18.000 Yeah.
02:51:18.000 When you're giving puberty blockers to kids and you're opening up gender-affirming care clinics and treating kids, like, shut the fuck up.
02:51:26.000 You're not on the right side.
02:51:27.000 You think you're on the right side because you think you're being compassionate.
02:51:30.000 What you're doing is crazy to most people, and we don't want it.
02:51:34.000 And we think you might be, like, in a cult.
02:51:36.000 Like, it's a giant cult of leftists that think crazy things.
02:51:42.000 And they're allowing all sorts of bizarre things to happen in society, like the no cash bail thing, like things you think are good.
02:51:49.000 Structural racism is why there's so many people in prison.
02:51:51.000 Yeah, but you can't just let people out who shoot people.
02:51:54.000 You can't just have people robbing people and right back out on the street.
02:51:57.000 You can't have that.
02:51:59.000 You can't have that.
02:51:59.000 You'll have a full deterioration of society and no one will thrive, and you'll be under chaos.
02:52:04.000 You'll be like living in the favelas of Rio de Janeiro in just a decade.
02:52:08.000 You can't just keep this trend going.
02:52:10.000 You're gonna fall apart.
02:52:11.000 And it's these idealistic utopian people that want these things to happen, these people that believe that Marxism has never been effectively done But it can be done.
02:52:21.000 There's a version of all of these different communist philosophies that you can employ.
02:52:27.000 There's socialism that could work, right?
02:52:30.000 There's a version of it that can work and make it more equitable for everybody.
02:52:33.000 But the end of that is always one thing.
02:52:36.000 It's totalitarian control over what you say and do.
02:52:41.000 Because as soon as you want to redistribute funds, as soon as you want to tell people they can't have things anymore, then you're going to have to take it from them.
02:52:48.000 Yeah.
02:52:48.000 Well, I think, like, to me, everything kind of started to feel like this privatized communism, right?
02:52:53.000 Like, once the post office didn't work, I was like, the government's fucked, dude.
02:52:57.000 I was like, these bastards can't even get a package to fucking Toledo in two days, dude.
02:53:02.000 The problem with the post office is that there's, like, UPS now.
02:53:06.000 Right, but you go in there, dude, it's like a Western, they're serving liquor at the counter.
02:53:11.000 Are they really?
02:53:12.000 The post office?
02:53:12.000 It's gone downhill.
02:53:14.000 They have liquor?
02:53:15.000 I mean, they don't, but they...
02:53:16.000 You could probably score a gram up there at the counter.
02:53:20.000 Like, it's gone...
02:53:21.000 You know the doors, there's no hinges on...
02:53:23.000 Really?
02:53:23.000 Dude, it's the Wild West over there.
02:53:25.000 Which post office are you going to, bro?
02:53:27.000 Every post office, bro.
02:53:29.000 All of them are bad?
02:53:30.000 Bro, it's...
02:53:31.000 75% of the post offices are...
02:53:34.000 It's gotten...
02:53:34.000 But I just use that as an example of like a government...
02:53:37.000 It just like started to fall apart, right?
02:53:39.000 The last time I saw a post office was the last election.
02:53:43.000 That was the last time I went to a post office.
02:53:45.000 Well, yeah.
02:53:45.000 The last election when I mailed in my California ballot.
02:53:48.000 Yeah.
02:53:48.000 And how many...
02:53:49.000 I mailed in 20 million of them, apparently.
02:53:52.000 How many...
02:53:55.000 And at that time, was there a saloon happening in there?
02:53:57.000 What is that, like, at least cause for concern, that leap in numbers?
02:54:02.000 Yeah.
02:54:03.000 What is it now, Jamie?
02:54:04.000 Do we know what the official numbers are now?
02:54:06.000 The California one hasn't really...
02:54:08.000 I don't know why it hasn't updated more.
02:54:10.000 California's...
02:54:11.000 They're digging in their heels.
02:54:12.000 They don't want to make the election real.
02:54:13.000 I don't think either one of these parties is what the...
02:54:15.000 People say, like, Democrats...
02:54:17.000 They're not the same parties it was 15 years ago.
02:54:19.000 Most people are waking up to that.
02:54:21.000 That's why, if you look at the map of California...
02:54:22.000 There's something new going on.
02:54:23.000 Look at the map of California red and blue from 2016 and then look at it from, or rather 2020 and then 2024. There's a giant difference.
02:54:32.000 I mean a giant difference.
02:54:35.000 A giant difference in the amount of counties that went red.
02:54:37.000 It's just the big population centers are always going to be blue.
02:54:40.000 They're in the trance.
02:54:41.000 If you're in San Francisco and if you're in Los Angeles, you're in the trance.
02:54:44.000 Like 70% of those people are in the trance.
02:54:48.000 There's this leftist trance.
02:54:49.000 But they also believe things that mean something to them, so they're not like, because...
02:54:53.000 Right.
02:54:53.000 But socially, they're connected to all these ideas.
02:54:56.000 And socially, they're all hyper-liberal.
02:55:00.000 They're socially locked into this mindset.
02:55:03.000 It doesn't allow questioning narratives.
02:55:06.000 It doesn't allow questioning these ideas.
02:55:07.000 So the idea of questioning science was like, there's no way.
02:55:11.000 You're a science denier?
02:55:12.000 You could be a science denier.
02:55:13.000 You couldn't even say like, hey, are you sure that these companies who have been lying their entire careers, they've been fucking hit with these giant criminal penalties for lying.
02:55:23.000 We know they lie.
02:55:24.000 You sure they're telling you the truth about this drug when they haven't?
02:55:29.000 Injected giant swaths of the population with it before, but they're gonna do it now.
02:55:33.000 And they promise it's gonna work.
02:55:34.000 And then they're lying about the promises.
02:55:36.000 They're lying about whether it stops transmission.
02:55:38.000 They never even tested for that.
02:55:40.000 They're lying for whether or not it stops you from being infected.
02:55:43.000 They didn't test for that either.
02:55:44.000 Well, the same people that own this own the publication company.
02:55:47.000 It's just starting to be so obvious.
02:55:48.000 It's like I don't know.
02:55:50.000 But it's just money, man.
02:55:51.000 It's just money.
02:55:52.000 That's what it is.
02:56:21.000 And if you can connect that with the people that's the logical, educated people that are reasonable and convince them that you can't look at it sideways.
02:56:31.000 You can never examine it.
02:56:32.000 You can never question it.
02:56:33.000 You never question whether or not it's even necessary.
02:56:35.000 You just have to go with it.
02:56:37.000 You can't question whether or not these other therapeutics that all these doctors have these anecdotal stories about people recovering from these antivirals and trying them.
02:56:44.000 You can't.
02:56:45.000 You got to reject that.
02:56:45.000 That was crazy.
02:56:46.000 Because you have that emergency use authorization thing.
02:56:49.000 That wasn't cool, man.
02:56:50.000 I never took it, and guess what?
02:56:52.000 Doing great.
02:56:52.000 Yeah, I'm suffering from depression.
02:56:55.000 Had a lot of issues and back pain today.
02:56:59.000 Crying online a lot, but still.
02:57:01.000 You're not hanging around with us.
02:57:03.000 Come hang out here, man.
02:57:04.000 Come move.
02:57:05.000 I know.
02:57:05.000 This year's been busy, man.
02:57:07.000 Bro, if you lived in town, you'd be hanging out all the time.
02:57:10.000 You'd feel better.
02:57:11.000 You'd feel better.
02:57:12.000 You need a little community.
02:57:13.000 I know you, dude.
02:57:15.000 You get weird when you're by yourself too long, you get weird.
02:57:17.000 Oh, and I spent a lot of time by myself, you know?
02:57:19.000 You called a check to see if people still like you.
02:57:22.000 Did I do that?
02:57:23.000 Yeah.
02:57:23.000 Fuck.
02:57:26.000 That was most of my childhood.
02:57:27.000 Did I really do that?
02:57:28.000 One time you did.
02:57:29.000 Oh.
02:57:30.000 Yeah.
02:57:31.000 I was like, what are you talking about?
02:57:32.000 What are you talking about?
02:57:33.000 I'm like, of course we're cool.
02:57:37.000 Like, what are you talking about?
02:57:38.000 What happened?
02:57:39.000 Nothing.
02:57:39.000 Just we ain't talked for a while.
02:57:41.000 Wow, did I really do that?
02:57:43.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:57:43.000 I believe you 100%.
02:57:45.000 Yeah, it was a weird conversation.
02:57:47.000 Fuck, that's the story of my life, dude.
02:57:49.000 Calling people to make sure we're okay.
02:57:51.000 Yeah, but I know you, man.
02:57:52.000 So when you call me, I'm like, oh, 300 just needs some love.
02:57:55.000 You're out there in the woods by yourself.
02:57:57.000 You can't be alone, man.
02:57:59.000 Well, I think part of me, I've always just wanted to do my own thing.
02:58:03.000 But then you start to realize that there's...
02:58:06.000 That you, yeah, you're doing it by yourself.
02:58:08.000 And I think that goes for, like, whether it's work relationships or personal relationships, too.
02:58:14.000 You know, I think it's just, like, it's been the same psychology for me.
02:58:18.000 You know, like, I'm the, I'll think, I haven't even thought about this.
02:58:22.000 I'll think to myself, I want to be in a relationship, but I want to do it on my own.
02:58:31.000 I just realized that, dude.
02:58:32.000 That's amazing!
02:58:36.000 Well, you can marry yourself.
02:58:37.000 People do that.
02:58:38.000 Ugh, I would hate that, dude.
02:58:40.000 I'm always just chasing myself trying to jerk me off.
02:58:45.000 I wouldn't get any sleep, dude.
02:58:48.000 That would be a real problem.
02:58:51.000 Yeah, man.
02:58:52.000 I do want to be around a group more.
02:58:57.000 This year's has been so...
02:58:58.000 Doing it by yourself, but you are doing it by yourself, right?
02:59:01.000 So you're doing your podcast by yourself, you're doing your stand-up by yourself.
02:59:04.000 The thing about a club is you're doing it by yourself while everybody else is also doing it by themselves.
02:59:09.000 Right, so you're around the same.
02:59:11.000 But you're hanging out.
02:59:12.000 You're having fun.
02:59:13.000 You're You're charging up your love batteries.
02:59:16.000 That's what it is.
02:59:17.000 Oh, the other night, even just being there and being able to laugh with Tony and like...
02:59:20.000 Ron White was right there.
02:59:24.000 You got Brian Simpson.
02:59:27.000 You got Kurt Metzger.
02:59:29.000 Everybody's just watching and dancing and figuring things out.
02:59:32.000 And then the fucking...
02:59:34.000 Every now and then, though, Kurt will corner you with them conspiracies, bro.
02:59:38.000 Did he ever get you?
02:59:39.000 Did he get you?
02:59:41.000 Bro, he drowned me.
02:59:42.000 He took me in a rabbit hole.
02:59:43.000 He was a listener, dude.
02:59:45.000 Into the ground.
02:59:46.000 There was an underwater river.
02:59:47.000 He held me under.
02:59:49.000 Bro, he took me to the fucking...
02:59:51.000 I go, Kurt, I don't even remember the original conspiracy theory that led us to this mind control study that I should have known about.
02:59:59.000 Yeah.
03:00:01.000 He's like, Jesus, Kurt.
03:00:03.000 And he's this giant dude, so he's like looming over you with conspiracies in his fucking crazy eyebrows.
03:00:10.000 He's like, you don't know about the Vanna White conspiracy?
03:00:12.000 You don't know what's behind the E's?
03:00:14.000 You don't know what's behind the E's?
03:00:17.000 Here's the thing, dude.
03:00:18.000 Until he started working with Jimmy Dore, he's one of a kind.
03:00:20.000 Jimmy Dore's cool, huh?
03:00:21.000 I never got to see him for years, but I've always been kind of admirable about him.
03:00:26.000 He's a great dude.
03:00:27.000 He's a great dude.
03:00:29.000 But before he started working for Jimmy, he didn't really have a lot of conspiracies in his head.
03:00:34.000 You know?
03:00:35.000 It was like he got sort of exposed to all that working for Jimmy and doing that show, and he was like, oh my god, this whole fucking thing is rigged.
03:00:42.000 And then he'd just get rabbit hole after rabbit hole after rabbit hole after rabbit hole.
03:00:46.000 That dude will send you a text, and if you send him a text back, he will send you a chain of thoughts.
03:00:53.000 A doctrine.
03:00:53.000 Yeah.
03:00:54.000 Like a scroll.
03:00:56.000 I want to save them.
03:00:57.000 I want to save them.
03:00:59.000 Because that would be a cool, almost like a book to publish.
03:01:03.000 Texts with Kurt.
03:01:04.000 People would love that, too.
03:01:07.000 I love how passionate he is about stuff.
03:01:10.000 He's a smart dude, man.
03:01:11.000 Yeah, he's fun.
03:01:12.000 Very, very, very smart dude.
03:01:13.000 It was fun.
03:01:13.000 Yeah, that was just fun to see.
03:01:15.000 Who else was there?
03:01:16.000 Just like...
03:01:17.000 Brian Simpson, Asan Ahmad.
03:01:19.000 Asan was there.
03:01:20.000 Derek was there.
03:01:21.000 Derek's the best dude.
03:01:22.000 Because you tell any joke, if it's good or not, you can look at Derek.
03:01:24.000 And if he's laughing, it's good.
03:01:25.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:01:26.000 He's a great green room hang.
03:01:28.000 Yes.
03:01:30.000 He'll let you know on his face immediately.
03:01:32.000 To me, he's the be-all, end-all if something's funny.
03:01:35.000 He's a great person.
03:01:35.000 He's just a nice guy to be around.
03:01:38.000 He's so funny.
03:01:40.000 He is very funny.
03:01:41.000 The beautiful thing about the club is that there's so many nice people.
03:01:43.000 Yeah.
03:01:44.000 It just, like I said, it charges up your love batteries.
03:01:47.000 That's what we all need in this world.
03:01:48.000 We all need a little more love, a little more fun.
03:01:51.000 And I'm just hoping that Trump doesn't start attacking people.
03:01:54.000 That's what I'm hoping.
03:01:55.000 I'm hoping that he just, and I know people around him want him to do that.
03:01:58.000 Just concentrate on the positives.
03:02:00.000 Yeah.
03:02:01.000 Concentrate on the positives.
03:02:02.000 You got four years to do all sorts of things that could really benefit people, and then you will be remembered as that guy.
03:02:09.000 Well, I just want people to tell us what's really going on.
03:02:11.000 If they can't really do anything because the lobbyists are controlling everything, I wish somebody would just tell us that.
03:02:16.000 Well, I think if anybody's gonna, it's him, especially now, and especially with access to podcasts, right?
03:02:21.000 So if he decides to do your podcast two months after he's in office and you have questions like that, all of a sudden Trump could probably tell you.
03:02:28.000 Whatever it's not top secret, he could probably tell you.
03:02:30.000 He said he's going to release the JFK files.
03:02:32.000 We're going to find out a lot of things.
03:02:34.000 We're going to find a lot of things.
03:02:35.000 We're going to find out whether or not he's going to really keep RFK Jr. as a part of his organization or whether he's going to get pressure from pharmaceutical drug companies or whoever.
03:02:44.000 If he loses him, dude, that's not cool.
03:02:47.000 It's not cool.
03:02:48.000 So there's that.
03:02:49.000 And then there's, is he going to release the JFK files?
03:02:52.000 Because he was told that he shouldn't release them.
03:02:57.000 He said some of the people were still alive, which doesn't totally make sense, because that was 1963. So most likely, most of those people would be dead of old age.
03:03:08.000 But what does it mean, though, when someone says that?
03:03:12.000 That means that someone from the government could be implicated in the murder of the former president.
03:03:18.000 So if that's true, then would it be that they're worried that it would erode All confidence in the intelligence agencies?
03:03:28.000 Or are they worried that deeper investigations would take place?
03:03:32.000 And then people start saying, well, what happened with Martin Luther King?
03:03:36.000 You know, because there was one that Mike Baker, who's a former CIA guy, was saying that one, like he investigated for a show, he goes, that one doesn't make any sense.
03:03:43.000 That guy just started getting money.
03:03:44.000 He was a loser his whole life.
03:03:45.000 All of a sudden he had money.
03:03:46.000 MLK? No, the guy killed him.
03:03:49.000 Oh, um, who was it?
03:03:51.000 James Earl Reeves?
03:03:53.000 James Earl Ray, maybe?
03:03:54.000 James O. Ray?
03:03:55.000 James O. Ray.
03:03:56.000 So that guy, Mike Baker broke it down for us.
03:03:59.000 I don't remember exactly, but essentially what he's saying is that that guy was a drifter, who was a loser, you know, in and out of jail, that kind of a guy, and then all of a sudden he has access to money, he's staying in a nice place, and he has a gun.
03:04:11.000 Like, what's going on?
03:04:12.000 Like, he thinks that they set him up to kill Martin Luther King and that someone financed that, which is most likely.
03:04:18.000 That makes sense.
03:04:20.000 Well, back then, you could kind of kill somebody, and it was easier, you know?
03:04:25.000 Think about, like, the Wild West, right?
03:04:27.000 Like, if you killed somebody, they drew a picture of you.
03:04:31.000 Right.
03:04:32.000 Wanted.
03:04:33.000 All you have to do is shave your mustache.
03:04:35.000 Well, that's not him.
03:04:37.000 I'm looking for a guy with a mustache.
03:04:39.000 Where'd he go?
03:04:42.000 Clark can't put on glasses.
03:04:44.000 Yeah.
03:04:45.000 Where'd he go?
03:04:46.000 He killed my whole family.
03:04:48.000 Where is he?
03:04:49.000 Oh, that guy's got glasses.
03:04:50.000 That can't be him.
03:04:52.000 Bro, you could literally go across the fucking behind a boulder, shave, come back to the town, get a job as a sheriff, and look for yourself for 20 years.
03:05:04.000 That's crazy.
03:05:05.000 Bro, imagine how gross it must have been to come to some, like, fucking weird town.
03:05:10.000 A brothel back then?
03:05:12.000 Weird brothel town with a saloon, and you just smell like shit.
03:05:16.000 You've been riding on the back of a horse for three days, and you just wander into this weird, fire-lit community.
03:05:22.000 Ugh.
03:05:22.000 Did you know James Earl Ray escaped prison before he supposedly killed?
03:05:27.000 I don't know how it worked out.
03:05:28.000 Oh, really?
03:05:29.000 Yeah, you were saying he got a nose job.
03:05:34.000 Oh, boy.
03:05:36.000 But he also got a driver's license, made it to Mexico.
03:05:38.000 Oh, he's in prison.
03:05:39.000 He used to work at the Kroger's.
03:05:40.000 Wow.
03:05:41.000 He attempted to establish himself as a pornographic film director.
03:05:45.000 Using mail order equipment.
03:05:47.000 Who hasn't, bro?
03:05:49.000 After a quarter of an eight ball, who hasn't?
03:05:51.000 You sound like a fucking psychopath.
03:05:54.000 I got jilted.
03:05:55.000 He considered emigrating to Rhodesia, now Zimbabwe, where a predominantly white minority regime had unilaterally assumed independence from the United Kingdom in 1965. Wow.
03:06:11.000 Nose job, and then went to Atlanta, and then very quickly decided to do what he did.
03:06:21.000 Yeah, it's tough, man.
03:06:22.000 The heat down there just fucking ruins everybody.
03:06:24.000 It does drive people nuts, especially if you've got that cat parasite.
03:06:28.000 Then they're all moving around in your head like, get him out of my brain!
03:06:37.000 Have you seen that show From on Amazon Prime?
03:06:41.000 I haven't.
03:06:41.000 Pretty good.
03:06:42.000 Yo, you know what I've been watching though on Netflix?
03:06:44.000 What is it?
03:06:44.000 Three Body Problem.
03:06:46.000 Have you seen that?
03:06:46.000 I haven't seen it.
03:06:47.000 I've been hearing people say it.
03:06:48.000 It's really good.
03:06:50.000 It's by the people who made Game of Thrones.
03:06:52.000 Oh, really?
03:06:52.000 It's really good, dude.
03:06:54.000 It's totally unique.
03:06:56.000 I don't want to tell you much about it.
03:06:58.000 You don't say anything.
03:06:58.000 It's science fiction, but it's totally unique.
03:07:01.000 You watch it and you're going to go, oh shit.
03:07:04.000 At first you're like, what is going on here?
03:07:06.000 Yeah.
03:07:06.000 But after a while you're like, oh shit.
03:07:08.000 I'm on episode four now.
03:07:11.000 Fuck, dude.
03:07:12.000 And there's not going to be season two for like three years.
03:07:14.000 Yeah, that's how they do some of that shit.
03:07:16.000 Well, like Stranger Things.
03:07:17.000 Those motherfuckers are making a movie every week.
03:07:20.000 You know?
03:07:21.000 Right.
03:07:21.000 They're making a one hour movie every week.
03:07:24.000 Which is like so much better than a movie.
03:07:28.000 You know, Game of Thrones is better than any movie that's ever existed.
03:07:32.000 100%.
03:07:32.000 It's so good!
03:07:34.000 And it's just one episode leads into the next one and to the next one.
03:07:38.000 Oh shit, I can't believe she did that.
03:07:40.000 Oh fuck, he's dead now.
03:07:43.000 Oh shit.
03:07:44.000 Off with his head.
03:07:45.000 Fucking they killed the king in the very first episode.
03:07:47.000 Unreal.
03:07:47.000 Spoiler alert.
03:07:48.000 And they handicapped that kid out the gate, remember?
03:07:50.000 Yes!
03:07:50.000 Right out the gate!
03:07:51.000 Fuck.
03:07:52.000 Usually it's the second season before you get a handicapped kid and something.
03:07:55.000 That's what blew my mind.
03:07:56.000 Handicapped because that dude was fucking his sister and you didn't want anybody to know.
03:08:00.000 That's crazy.
03:08:01.000 But back then there weren't any rules, were there?
03:08:04.000 I think you're never supposed to be fucking your sister.
03:08:07.000 I think that's like back to caveman times.
03:08:11.000 Right, I'm sure there's something in most people that feels like, hey...
03:08:14.000 That's not right.
03:08:15.000 Let's shut it down, let's go outside instead.
03:08:17.000 Well, that's like, people always thought about that with rural communities, you know?
03:08:22.000 Well, people say this a lot.
03:08:23.000 I mean, I'm from, obviously, Louisiana, and people say, you know, they're always like, hey, you know...
03:08:27.000 You ever fucked your sister?
03:08:28.000 Yeah, yeah.
03:08:29.000 And the thing, what happened was, people didn't live close to each other.
03:08:33.000 So, if you...
03:08:34.000 You're not going to travel...
03:08:37.000 You're only going to travel so far to...
03:08:39.000 Are you advocating for fucking sisters?
03:08:41.000 Fuck no, I'm not, dude!
03:08:43.000 What are you saying?
03:08:43.000 It seems like that's what you're doing.
03:08:44.000 No, I'm saying this is what happened back then.
03:08:46.000 People aren't going to get a train ticket to come, you know?
03:08:50.000 People are only going to have sex within a certain distance of their...
03:08:54.000 Right.
03:08:54.000 Good call.
03:08:54.000 Right.
03:08:55.000 That's why it happened.
03:08:56.000 Right.
03:08:57.000 You know, it's like...
03:08:58.000 There's no one there.
03:09:00.000 Right, there's nobody there.
03:09:01.000 So they had to fuck their sister.
03:09:03.000 They didn't have to, but at a certain point they got lost and ended up back right by the house.
03:09:09.000 You know, like, something's gotta happen here.
03:09:12.000 I'm not saying it's cool.
03:09:14.000 I'm just trying to tell you how it works out, like, you know...
03:09:16.000 Well, that's how it certainly works out in the mammal kingdom.
03:09:20.000 Yeah.
03:09:20.000 Like, if you have puppies, the boy puppy will fuck his sister.
03:09:23.000 Yeah.
03:09:24.000 100%.
03:09:24.000 He doesn't even think twice.
03:09:25.000 He'll try to fuck you.
03:09:26.000 They'll try to fuck your leg.
03:09:28.000 They don't even know what they're doing.
03:09:29.000 Oh, yeah, dude.
03:09:29.000 I stayed at my buddy Brad's house one night, right?
03:09:31.000 We're dead asleep, right?
03:09:33.000 And they let a bunch of puppies loose, dude?
03:09:35.000 Those things are fucking gangbanging you.
03:09:40.000 I didn't have a chance, dude.
03:09:41.000 I didn't have a fucking ounce of milk on me and those things are fucking sucking me off, bro.
03:09:45.000 Isn't it funny?
03:09:46.000 We don't think that about people.
03:09:48.000 Right.
03:09:49.000 It's crazy how it goes from animals to people, man.
03:09:52.000 Yeah, we're animals.
03:09:53.000 We're animals.
03:09:54.000 Do you think there's a certain purpose for us, like there's a magical purpose for us, or do you think we are just an anomaly?
03:10:00.000 Well, I think even if there's not, this is a magical time.
03:10:05.000 It's an interesting time, especially for people like us.
03:10:08.000 They get to talk to so many fascinating people.
03:10:10.000 I mean, we have a really cool job, not just as comics, but also as doing podcasts.
03:10:16.000 I think you've got a great education doing that.
03:10:21.000 You seem more introspective.
03:10:23.000 You're more curious about things than I remember before.
03:10:27.000 I think it did the same thing to me.
03:10:30.000 Really?
03:10:30.000 Yeah, I almost feel like I know more.
03:10:32.000 I wish I didn't know more stuff.
03:10:33.000 Sometimes I miss knowing nothing.
03:10:35.000 Right.
03:10:36.000 Does that make any sense to you?
03:10:37.000 For sure.
03:10:38.000 My brain is filled with shit that I don't need.
03:10:40.000 Oh, yeah.
03:10:41.000 You're a library, dude.
03:10:45.000 I'm more like a red box where you rent that one movie.
03:10:47.000 You haven't been doing it as long.
03:10:49.000 I've been doing it a lot longer.
03:10:50.000 That's all it is.
03:10:52.000 It's the amount I do too.
03:10:53.000 It's numbers.
03:10:54.000 But you are a library.
03:10:58.000 You know, there's certain types of people that can make it through certain things.
03:11:01.000 You wouldn't want to educate a child on this library.
03:11:04.000 This is not a library you'd allow everybody to have access to.
03:11:07.000 No, it's 16 and older, I think.
03:11:09.000 There's a lot of stuff in my head.
03:11:10.000 I was like, God, I wish I didn't know that about people.
03:11:14.000 Oh, that's interesting.
03:11:15.000 You don't think about the side effects of somebody being able to have a memory that records so much.
03:11:21.000 Well, it's just, you always concentrate on the worst possible aspects of people.
03:11:25.000 And so if you know so many acts and things that people have done that have been horrific, you're always, like, the back of your head always has, but maybe that could happen.
03:11:35.000 You know?
03:11:36.000 Like, so it always sits there.
03:11:38.000 It always sits there.
03:11:39.000 If you're a completely...
03:11:41.000 You grow up Amish or some shit.
03:11:43.000 You're like completely removed from society.
03:11:45.000 You never see any violence.
03:11:46.000 You never see anything.
03:11:47.000 And then all of a sudden you have to go to a bar, like downtown Detroit on a Saturday night.
03:11:51.000 You see fistfights and people throwing glasses at each other.
03:11:54.000 You'd be like, what the fuck is this?
03:11:56.000 I'm not ready for this.
03:11:57.000 I'm not prepared for this.
03:11:58.000 You know?
03:12:00.000 Right, but if you know that exists, then it's always a possibility.
03:12:04.000 So if you see it too much, even if you don't see it in real life, the worst thing is seeing it in real life.
03:12:08.000 That's what we were talking earlier about cops.
03:12:12.000 Cops are seeing it every day in real life.
03:12:13.000 So you just get, like, super accustomed to seeing people dead.
03:12:19.000 Super accustomed to seeing people get injured.
03:12:22.000 Yeah, it's crazy how therapists make like $150 an hour, right?
03:12:29.000 Right.
03:12:29.000 But cops, who are basically therapists that also have to shoot at people, make $40 an hour.
03:12:36.000 I know.
03:12:36.000 Like, that's crazy, dude, when you think about that.
03:12:39.000 It's crazy.
03:12:39.000 And nobody wants that job.
03:12:42.000 It is crazy.
03:12:42.000 But if you paid them like heroes, I feel like more fucking gladiators would show up and do it.
03:12:47.000 And they would have a real force out there.
03:12:50.000 And you would fall asleep at night knowing that severe warriors were taking care of your fucking community.
03:12:55.000 Do you think that's possible or not?
03:12:57.000 Some people don't want to know that we need that.
03:12:59.000 They don't want to kind of believe that you need masculine, dangerous men to protect you.
03:13:05.000 But that's always been the case.
03:13:07.000 And if you're just looking realistically about violence and crime in the world, it exists.
03:13:13.000 There's no utopian spot.
03:13:15.000 So if violence and crime exists, there's only one way you can shield the nonviolent people who aren't committing crimes from the criminals, and that's dangerous men.
03:13:25.000 You need dangerous armed men who are trained and are capable.
03:13:28.000 That's what you need.
03:13:29.000 It doesn't mean they should be running everything.
03:13:32.000 It means you need 100% protection from dangerous people.
03:13:36.000 Then, here's the number one thing that nobody addresses.
03:13:39.000 You've got to figure out why are so many people coming out of these same communities year after year after year after year being dangerous where no one's doing shit about it.
03:13:47.000 No one's trying to fix it.
03:13:49.000 No one's trying to enhance it.
03:13:50.000 No one's trying to, like...
03:13:53.000 Do you know how much income we're losing, because these people don't grow up to become productive members of society, how much damage it's causing if they go on to commit violent crimes, whatever, drug dealing, anything that can come out of that.
03:14:07.000 And do you know how much of a burden it is on the taxpayer to sort of put them through the criminal system and how much of that could be completely removed if that person grows up and becomes a productive member of society and instead starts contributing to society and it's a success story.
03:14:24.000 That's not impossible to do, but there's been no effort, no engineering, large-scale national effort to completely eliminate these horrible spots in this country.
03:14:35.000 And not make everything the same and perfect.
03:14:37.000 That's not possible.
03:14:38.000 But there's a level of poverty that exists in this country that's...
03:14:44.000 You should never be that poor if you're a part of a community.
03:14:47.000 If you're a part of a community that takes care of everybody, there's no reason why you have $175 billion to ship to Ukraine, but you don't have any money to make sure that no one exists below a certain level of poverty in this future.
03:15:03.000 Right.
03:15:07.000 Right.
03:15:09.000 Right.
03:15:13.000 Right.
03:15:21.000 Yeah.
03:15:36.000 It didn't used to be a radical idea, but it became a radical idea when people started floating about the idea that capitalism is evil, all capitalism is bad.
03:15:46.000 There's all these people that have these utopian notions of how we should run our society.
03:15:50.000 Well, maybe it could be true at a certain point.
03:15:52.000 I think it's going to probably have to be true at a certain point because of AI. I think we're going to get to some weird point where money seems like it's just ones and zeros.
03:16:04.000 It's just numbers.
03:16:05.000 And it's a bottleneck.
03:16:07.000 The bottleneck of information, right?
03:16:09.000 Because you can't have access to all the information if you have access to all the money.
03:16:12.000 Then where's the money go?
03:16:13.000 That's crazy.
03:16:14.000 But if we get to this point where we evolve past the state we're at now where you can't trust people to not steal your money, where you can't trust people to not lie, where you can't trust people to not manipulate things and try for their own benefit.
03:16:27.000 If human beings can eventually get to a place like that, then I could see a time in our evolved future where we don't need money.
03:16:36.000 Or when everybody has the same amount, where instead of having this desire to constantly acquire goods and constantly acquire status and prestige in the community,
03:16:51.000 have the bigger house, the bigger car, if that completely goes away and human beings really are one hive mind, I could see where we could equally share resources.
03:17:01.000 But that's like...
03:17:03.000 Either a cyborg or a million years in the future.
03:17:06.000 I'm talking about like where we get past all of our primitive cave people instincts and DNA that I think fucks with everything and is the cause of almost all of our problems.
03:17:17.000 Is who we are innately?
03:17:19.000 It's just our programming is fucked.
03:17:21.000 Yeah.
03:17:22.000 Because our programming is the same.
03:17:24.000 Well, you know, there's some variations that have occurred over time, but reasonably similar, I should say, to people that lived 10,000 years ago.
03:17:32.000 So if you took a person from 10,000 years ago and you put them in a t-shirt like this and sat them in the movie theater, you wouldn't be able to tell.
03:17:41.000 It would just look like us.
03:17:42.000 Nuh-uh.
03:17:43.000 Yeah.
03:17:43.000 Yeah.
03:17:45.000 Really, you think?
03:17:47.000 100%.
03:17:47.000 Yeah.
03:17:48.000 I mean, they might have been smaller because they didn't get as much food, but it looked like a small person.
03:17:53.000 Yeah.
03:17:54.000 We wouldn't know.
03:17:54.000 You wouldn't know.
03:17:55.000 They would look just like us.
03:17:56.000 So if you just put them in a suit and tie and sat them down, that guy would be like, what the fuck?
03:18:01.000 Yeah.
03:18:02.000 And that's basically us.
03:18:04.000 So that person, if you've got a person who lives 10,000 years ago, the amount of barbaric incidents that guy's probably seen by the time he becomes an adult, the amount of people he's probably seen slaughtered with swords and spears and seen people lit on fire, That's all inside of us still.
03:18:22.000 All that programming of like everybody's the enemy and you got to protect the fields and protect the...
03:18:28.000 That is all a part of our programming.
03:18:31.000 And as technology increases and as we become more interconnected, that's going to be one of the biggest problems that we face is abandoning these bizarre primate characteristics that we still hold on to.
03:18:46.000 Because they're in our DNA. And they're not managed well.
03:18:49.000 Like, people need to manage them to suppress them.
03:18:52.000 And some people...
03:18:53.000 Yeah, we try to pretend that don't exist.
03:18:55.000 Yeah.
03:18:55.000 We try to pretend that don't exist.
03:18:56.000 Sorry if I stepped on you.
03:18:57.000 No, no, no, no.
03:18:58.000 Have I been interrupting you a lot, man?
03:18:59.000 I'm sorry, dude.
03:19:00.000 No, you're awesome, man.
03:19:00.000 What are you doing?
03:19:00.000 Stop doing that.
03:19:01.000 Don't apologize.
03:19:02.000 I think it's a piece of it.
03:19:03.000 My kidneys are starting to think.
03:19:04.000 Well, let's wrap it up.
03:19:04.000 We've been doing this for three hours.
03:19:05.000 Have we really?
03:19:06.000 At least.
03:19:06.000 Yeah, it's almost five.
03:19:07.000 It's almost five.
03:19:08.000 Oh, man.
03:19:08.000 Oh, man.
03:19:09.000 I love you.
03:19:10.000 I know I'm always trying to get you to move here, but it's because I think you'd be happier here.
03:19:13.000 And selfishly, I want you to be around.
03:19:14.000 Well, thank you, dude.
03:19:15.000 I appreciate it.
03:19:16.000 No, I want to be around.
03:19:18.000 This year's just been, it's just been, it's been like every time I'm not doing a podcast, I have to like, I'm traveling for work or it's like, it's just been a busy time.
03:19:26.000 Hey, if we open up another mothership, do you think Nashville would be a good spot?
03:19:30.000 Yeah.
03:19:31.000 Is there enough?
03:19:32.000 Would we be fucking with zanies or do you think we would help it?
03:19:34.000 No, I think it would be good because I think there's enough people there where you could do it.
03:19:37.000 Do you have enough comics in Nashville?
03:19:40.000 How many comics are in Nashville?
03:19:43.000 There's some.
03:19:44.000 You gotta have like a base, you know, like that want to perform all the time.
03:19:47.000 Right.
03:19:48.000 I'll do some recon for you.
03:19:49.000 We're thinking.
03:19:50.000 We're thinking to go in other spots.
03:19:52.000 Yeah.
03:19:52.000 Yeah.
03:19:53.000 Well, that would be cool, man, because at least I know the area.
03:19:55.000 We thought about going to the most woke place in Brooklyn, setting up shop.
03:20:02.000 I bet it would thrive, though.
03:20:08.000 Well, we can find out.
03:20:10.000 There's only one way to do it, dude.
03:20:13.000 Wow, man.
03:20:14.000 I can't believe it's so crazy that I was there to watch the at least like the elect just like what a night and was like It was really fun time to watch the election at the club in the green room.
03:20:23.000 We're all hopping back and forth off stage like who's winning?
03:20:26.000 It was fun, man.
03:20:27.000 It was so crazy, dude.
03:20:29.000 Drinking Diet Cokes and just fucking having a good time.
03:20:32.000 Theo Vaughn, I love you to death.
03:20:34.000 You're one of my favorite people.
03:20:35.000 I appreciate you very much.
03:20:37.000 I love you, too, man.
03:20:37.000 Thanks for being inspiring, and thanks for...
03:20:39.000 Yeah, sometimes I would do a podcast episode, and you would just say...
03:20:42.000 You would reach out and say, hey, man, I liked that episode.
03:20:46.000 And it just meant a lot.
03:20:47.000 I just want to let you know that.
03:20:47.000 Well, it does.
03:20:48.000 You do a great job, man.
03:20:50.000 I really love your show.
03:20:51.000 I think you got some great interviews, and you got a nice way of being yourself when you're talking to anybody.
03:20:58.000 And that's what I think people really like.
03:21:00.000 They like to see conversations where people are just being themselves.
03:21:02.000 And the fact that you could do that with Trump...
03:21:04.000 That's fun.
03:21:05.000 It's inspiring.
03:21:06.000 So it's nice to see, man.
03:21:07.000 I really, really love it.
03:21:08.000 Well, thanks.
03:21:10.000 Thanks, man.
03:21:10.000 Yeah, I think it means a lot to people when somebody they admire says something nice to them.
03:21:17.000 It's just nature.
03:21:18.000 It is, yeah.
03:21:18.000 We like it.
03:21:19.000 But I appreciate it, man.
03:21:20.000 Thanks for having me, dude.
03:21:21.000 My pleasure.
03:21:21.000 All right.
03:21:22.000 Bye, everybody.