The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience #2247 - Duncan Trussell

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00:00:12.000 Oh shit, I didn't know we had bells.

00:00:14.000 Yeah bro, we got bells.

00:00:17.000 It's probably super annoying to people listening.

00:00:19.000 It's fucking Christmas.

00:00:21.000 The war on Christmas must end.

00:00:23.000 How dare we say Merry Christmas?

00:00:26.000 How dare you say that?

00:00:27.000 It offends me!

00:00:29.000 Did you ever see Kamala Harris do that? 0.97

00:00:31.000 When she had that speech?

00:00:32.000 She said, how dare you say fucking Christmas?

00:00:34.000 You've never seen it?

00:00:34.000 No.

00:00:35.000 Oh my god.

00:00:36.000 Okay, let's start with this.

00:00:37.000 Because it's so crazy.

00:00:38.000 I don't understand the context.

00:00:40.000 So, like, I wish I could...

00:00:43.000 Be charitable and say, well, there's probably a context where this makes sense.

00:00:47.000 Yeah, Satan is the Lord of the Earth is the context.

00:00:51.000 But you know, you see something and it's only a 15 second clip and you go like, okay, let me just be the nicest person possible.

00:00:58.000 Yes.

00:00:58.000 Like what could be the reason why you would say, how dare we say Merry Christmas?

00:01:02.000 Yeah.

00:01:03.000 Unless you're playing a character.

00:01:04.000 Right.

00:01:05.000 Well, she's on stage doing a play.

00:01:07.000 She's like, I want to read from my college play where I was the Grinch.

00:01:11.000 Can you imagine saying that?

00:01:13.000 Like, it seems like a nightmare that you would wake up from.

00:01:16.000 It says, Harris fumed at Americans saying Merry Christmas before illegal migrants were protected in resurfaced clips.

00:01:24.000 Oh, you're not allowed to say it until there's absolute peace and harmony on the planet.

00:01:27.000 Then we can start saying it again.

00:01:28.000 This is so scolding and weird.

00:01:31.000 Only when they cleared that vet did we give them DACA status.

00:01:35.000 And now we're talking about taking it away.

00:01:39.000 It is morally wrong.

00:01:42.000 And when we all sing happy tunes and sing Merry Christmas and wish each other Merry Christmas, these children are not going to have a Merry Christmas.

00:01:53.000 How dare we speak Merry Christmas?

00:01:55.000 How dare we?

00:01:59.000 They will not have a Merry Christmas.

00:02:01.000 Who are you to say that?

00:02:02.000 They don't know if they will be here in a matter of days, weeks, and months.

00:02:07.000 Since September 5th, over 12,000 have lost their status.

00:02:14.000 Here's why you can't be charitable.

00:02:18.000 Because it's just a bad perspective.

00:02:21.000 It's just a bad perspective.

00:02:23.000 Charitable?

00:02:23.000 What do you mean?

00:02:24.000 Because if you wanted to like, does anything she's saying make sense?

00:02:29.000 They're not mutually exclusive.

00:02:33.000 It's like celebrating joy and happiness and some people suffering.

00:02:39.000 It's like you can't say no one is going to suffer anywhere before I celebrate.

00:02:46.000 Because that's crazy.

00:02:49.000 Now you're taking in the entire Earth's consciousness and all of its decisions as to whether or not you will or will not be happy.

00:02:59.000 You and I didn't force anybody to work in the cobalt mines.

00:03:01.000 Not yet.

00:03:02.000 But we buy these fucking phones.

00:03:04.000 We buy these fucking phones and we know, we know that electronics that have cobalt in them were probably pulled out of the ground by slaves.

00:03:13.000 Should we never celebrate anything again until those people are free?

00:03:18.000 No.

00:03:19.000 Never.

00:03:20.000 We should just be shitting in our hands, rubbing in our faces, whipping our backs, until the whole world experiences a simultaneous orgasm.

00:03:28.000 Then, Merry Christmas to you.

00:03:30.000 But if you were a drone, so let's just say they really are intergalactic beings, and you're watching all of our hypocrisy and our scolding of each other, and these untested perspectives just...

00:03:44.000 Jizzed out into the world. 0.98

00:03:46.000 Yeah.

00:03:47.000 And you're looking at all this craziness, like the manufacturing of almost everything that we have that comes from overseas is probably from horrible conditions.

00:03:59.000 Yeah.

00:03:59.000 And we've just accepted that.

00:04:01.000 Yeah.

00:04:01.000 Like if aliens were watching this, they'd be like, who are they bullshitting?

00:04:05.000 Oh, they're bullshitting each other?

00:04:07.000 They're bullshitting themselves?

00:04:08.000 Right.

00:04:08.000 They're trying to figure out how many genders there are?

00:04:10.000 They're trying to decide, like, who's the most protective status who you can't discuss about anything?

00:04:17.000 Yeah.

00:04:17.000 Currently, that's illegal immigrants?

00:04:20.000 Yeah.

00:04:20.000 Well, you know...

00:04:23.000 Dude, I don't know why I started doing this.

00:04:25.000 Highly recommend it.

00:04:27.000 I started listening because I forgot a lot of the New Age ideas.

00:04:31.000 So I started listening to New Age channeled audibles.

00:04:36.000 Aliens channeled through New Age people. 0.99

00:04:39.000 Oh, cheers, my brother.

00:04:40.000 Merry Christmas!

00:04:42.000 We're off to a good start.

00:04:46.000 Isn't that Seth Speaks?

00:04:48.000 Isn't that...

00:04:48.000 It's a whole genre.

00:04:49.000 But is that Seth Speaks person?

00:04:51.000 That's the whole deal behind that, right?

00:04:53.000 Okay, so it's...

00:04:54.000 Again, my mom got into it briefly because she dated this new age dude and I fucking hated it.

00:05:01.000 He wore Birkenstocks, he'd force us to go on hikes, he wouldn't let me take my fake gun.

00:05:06.000 You know, you're a kid.

00:05:07.000 You want to take your fake gun on the hike?

00:05:09.000 He's like, we don't do that on hikes.

00:05:11.000 The fucking fascist hike where you're forced to recognize the beauty of nature.

00:05:16.000 And it's like, dude, don't put that on me.

00:05:19.000 I'll find it on my own.

00:05:20.000 But he got my mom into New Age stuff.

00:05:24.000 And this was prime New Age time.

00:05:27.000 This is when they all killed themselves.

00:05:30.000 They were part of it, too.

00:05:32.000 They were wearing the sneakers.

00:05:34.000 What were they called?

00:05:35.000 Heaven's Gate.

00:05:36.000 That was a new age cult.

00:05:38.000 So, I remember watching these old grainy VHS tapes with my mom and this dude, and thinking they were cool, like there was some sound that was playing in one, and my mom looks at me like, hopefully, Like, do you recognize that sound?

00:05:55.000 Because I guess...

00:05:56.000 Here's the thing about all this.

00:06:03.000 I think some telepathy is real.

00:06:07.000 It is real.

00:06:07.000 I think it is real.

00:06:08.000 Have you listened to the telepathy tapes?

00:06:11.000 No.

00:06:11.000 You haven't?

00:06:12.000 I haven't listened to it.

00:06:13.000 It's a new podcast.

00:06:14.000 It's out.

00:06:15.000 And it's all about this scientific research that was done with nonverbal autistic kids and their parents.

00:06:23.000 And they were able to go into another room and they would bring up things to one, whether it was, I think they'd bring things up to the mom or the mom would say things.

00:06:35.000 The kid was accurate 95% of the time.

00:06:39.000 Wow.

00:06:40.000 With numbers, with colors.

00:06:42.000 Yeah.

00:06:44.000 Like, three numbers in a row?

00:06:46.000 Yeah.

00:06:46.000 You know how crazy that is, just to guess three numbers in a row 95% of the time?

00:06:50.000 Yeah.

00:06:51.000 Like, whatever it is, they think it's real.

00:06:53.000 I'm only on episode two, but it's really fascinating, man, because it's a dismissed thing.

00:07:00.000 It's a woo-woo thing.

00:07:01.000 Sure.

00:07:02.000 But if it's real, shouldn't scientists study it like it's real?

00:07:05.000 And it seems like, through scientific study, it's real.

00:07:09.000 Yeah.

00:07:11.000 You've probably experienced it.

00:07:12.000 I've experienced it.

00:07:13.000 I think it's an emerging part of human consciousness that we don't agree to, or we don't admit to.

00:07:21.000 Like, we know there's something there, but we're not like, that's too silly.

00:07:25.000 It's just, there's so many people that fake it.

00:07:28.000 That's the problem.

00:07:29.000 Right.

00:07:29.000 Because everybody wants to have some special thing that they have.

00:07:36.000 You just have a special thing.

00:07:37.000 You have a special thing, Duncan.

00:07:38.000 You have a special talent.

00:07:39.000 I mean, think of all...

00:07:40.000 Firestarter, Carrie, Stranger Things.

00:07:44.000 This is the fantasy.

00:07:46.000 When I was a kid, dude, I would sit when my dad was working in his apartment and try to make shit on the table move with my mind because I'd been reading books on telekinesis.

00:07:56.000 One day, you know when you've got a cold drink and it gets a little wet on the bottom?

00:08:05.000 One day as I'm doing that, because of that it slid forward and I was totally freaked out because I thought I'd use telekinesis to slide.

00:08:15.000 It was just luck!

00:08:17.000 It was just luck.

00:08:18.000 It was just a badly balanced floor.

00:08:20.000 It was just a shitty fucking apartment in College Station.

00:08:24.000 Once you recognize the flaw in the operating system in humans, as a kid, for a few days, I was like, shit, I might be telekinetic, but once you know people want that, Or want to believe in it.

00:08:39.000 And how easy it is to manufacture those moments.

00:08:42.000 And then claim responsibility.

00:08:44.000 Holy shit, dude.

00:08:45.000 You can really pull some strings on people.

00:08:48.000 Because there's an assumption.

00:08:50.000 Let's say, I do know, I really believe in telepathy.

00:08:53.000 I'm positive it exists.

00:08:54.000 But the assumption then would be, like, you get around a telepathic person.

00:08:59.000 Well, they must be good.

00:09:00.000 Because they're telepathic.

00:09:02.000 Right?

00:09:02.000 They're magic, so we should trust them.

00:09:05.000 This is where people get real fucked up.

00:09:08.000 These are called, in India, they call them cities, which is, if you meditate a lot, you begin to like, well, I would say comedy is a city.

00:09:17.000 You know, it's not special.

00:09:19.000 I was talking to Luis Gomez about sales, you know?

00:09:22.000 That's the really good people in getting your head and getting you to buy shit.

00:09:26.000 He was saying it's like basically magic.

00:09:29.000 And it's like, so...

00:09:30.000 Hypnosis.

00:09:31.000 Hypnosis.

00:09:31.000 Hypnosis!

00:09:32.000 Yeah.

00:09:33.000 Have you ever been hypnotized?

00:09:34.000 Yes, I have.

00:09:35.000 It's interesting, right?

00:09:36.000 Dude, my mom hypnotized me when I had a wart.

00:09:40.000 Because she had heard you could hypnotize people when the wart goes away.

00:09:44.000 Hypnotized me, said something about the wart going away.

00:09:48.000 Within a couple of weeks, I swear to you, that wart fucking dried up and just fell off my hand.

00:09:54.000 Whoa.

00:09:55.000 Yeah!

00:09:56.000 Whoa.

00:09:56.000 What the fuck?

00:09:57.000 Whoa.

00:09:58.000 What the fuck?

00:09:59.000 Well, that's the placebo effect.

00:10:01.000 The placebo effect is real.

00:10:03.000 You know, I had a guy tell me this once.

00:10:06.000 He was like a kind of a wacky, healing, chiropractic type guy.

00:10:10.000 And he was telling me that if you believe what I'm saying is true, because I was asking him, like, how does this work?

00:10:17.000 Like, how is this working?

00:10:18.000 Like, how are you healing people by working on, by pressing on things?

00:10:22.000 If you believe it works.

00:10:24.000 So it's a lie.

00:10:25.000 But if I believe the lie...

00:10:29.000 So what are you selling?

00:10:30.000 You're just like fucking manipulating people and saying mumbo-jumbo muscular structural words.

00:10:38.000 Yeah.

00:10:38.000 And you're doing hypnosis, kind of.

00:10:41.000 Because you're sort of admitting that by healing, like a person who's going to heal you with words and talking and touching you, they're tricking you into doing it yourself.

00:10:51.000 Well, I mean, the placebo effect is real.

00:10:55.000 I've heard it's one of the most powerful effects in medicine.

00:10:58.000 Is it really?

00:10:59.000 Well, I mean, yeah.

00:11:00.000 Think of, like, the new cancer drugs.

00:11:02.000 They tell your immune system what to attack, right?

00:11:05.000 So if somehow you could do that without the drug, and that's where it gets interesting, right?

00:11:12.000 Because...

00:11:15.000 These are our bodies.

00:11:16.000 Right.

00:11:17.000 Perfectly metabolizing, transforming so many things instantaneously.

00:11:24.000 The heart effortlessly beating all the fucking time.

00:11:29.000 So theoretically, purely theoretically, what if you could control more of it?

00:11:34.000 Like how much of this thing can we actually control?

00:11:37.000 And by the way, that's a really fun thing to think about because like Not much.

00:11:44.000 So, do you ever think about that?

00:11:45.000 Like, you sort of think like, okay, like I'm, how much of my body can I really do anything about?

00:11:52.000 I can eat good food, I can exercise, but all the quantum processes that are happening within, all of the things, you kind of realize you're just the tip of the iceberg.

00:12:02.000 You're just the yappy tip of the iceberg.

00:12:04.000 And underneath it is all this stuff that is you, But really isn't you if having control of yourself is like a way to identify this as me.

00:12:13.000 So what are you in that swirl of particulates?

00:12:17.000 Like, what are you in there?

00:12:19.000 Yeah, what are you?

00:12:21.000 Yeah.

00:12:22.000 That's most people.

00:12:23.000 And that's one of the reasons why ideologies are so interesting.

00:12:28.000 Because it's the same thing.

00:12:31.000 It's the same person.

00:12:33.000 It's just they've agreed to one thing or they agreed to the other thing.

00:12:37.000 And it could be how you were raised, or it could be you rebelling, or it could be...

00:12:40.000 But people find a way to fucking slip into a groove, and it's so much easier than trying to look at, like, what is this?

00:12:51.000 What is this thing we're doing where I'm making noises with my mouth, you're reading my mind, and we're, like, broadcasting it to the world?

00:12:58.000 By making noises with your mouth, we're speaking through each other's minds.

00:13:03.000 Yeah, and also though, you know, when you get into the telepathy idea, which is sort of like the question is like, You know right now We identify our minds as some kind of neurological process, right?

00:13:18.000 So the idea is like we have this like Biocomputer and somewhere in there is our mind Everything out here not our mind even though everything out here from a neurological perspective is our mind everything you're seeing is an instantaneous interpretation of a variety of phenomena that gets Compressed into reality.

00:13:43.000 And then you say, oh, out there, that's not me.

00:13:47.000 But it is you.

00:13:49.000 It's like it's you in the way if you put on VR goggles, you know, except in this case, the VR goggles, it's your neocortex.

00:13:55.000 It's all the processes that are making color, light, sound, etc.

00:13:59.000 So if we're sort of sharing a dual reality, which is all the phenomena that's being interpreted into our minds, somewhere in there is the possibility that we kind of share a mind.

00:14:10.000 So, from that perspective, all these other things become possible.

00:14:16.000 Telepathy, all of this stuff.

00:14:18.000 Like, you know, you get around funny people, you get funnier.

00:14:20.000 When I was doing the Midnight Gospel, I was around all these artists, I got better at drawing.

00:14:24.000 Like, you share a mind.

00:14:26.000 It's the gestalt, or, you know, where three or two or more of you have gathered there will be.

00:14:32.000 Something else comes in the room.

00:14:33.000 I think we're collaborating with something that we don't truly understand because we're still trapped in primate bodies.

00:14:42.000 Yes.

00:14:43.000 So I think we have these moments of recognition of these connections, you know, in great moments in life and these beautiful things that can happen.

00:14:54.000 And it's all being twisted up by this ape.

00:15:00.000 This wild ape that had to survive for thousands and thousands of years by killing its neighbors and eating monkeys and fucking running around and clubbing things to death and eating raw meat until it figured out how to harness fire.

00:15:16.000 And then it had to deal with neighboring tribes coming in with hordes of people with swords and spears.

00:15:22.000 You had to run for the hills.

00:15:24.000 They killed your kids in front of you.

00:15:26.000 They fucked your wife in front of you. 1.00

00:15:27.000 They cut your dick off and stuffed it in your mouth. 0.83

00:15:30.000 And this was...

00:15:33.000 Thousands and thousands of years.

00:15:35.000 This thing we're doing right now is so recent.

00:15:39.000 This thing where you can meet strangers and you don't have to worry about killing them.

00:15:43.000 It's super recent.

00:15:46.000 Dogs aren't there yet.

00:15:47.000 That's why dogs freak out when someone comes to your door.

00:15:49.000 They're not there yet.

00:15:50.000 They still remember the old days.

00:15:53.000 That's a great point.

00:15:54.000 They're still like, dude, usually if someone's coming up, we have to kill it.

00:15:58.000 And they're reminding you of that.

00:16:01.000 You know?

00:16:02.000 And it's true, I mean, but if you look at that collective epigenetic trauma as an egregore, as a ghost, a ghost haunting the planet, the ghost of, like, not that long ago.

00:16:17.000 Yeah, the ghost of primate past.

00:16:18.000 The ghost of primate past haunts us and that's why it's so easy to slide into aggressive patterns and defensive patterns that are completely unnecessary. 0.92

00:16:30.000 And that's what they are too.

00:16:32.000 This is what you have to realize.

00:16:33.000 It's not you.

00:16:33.000 It's patterns that you've selected and you've selected them over and over and over again and they've become you.

00:16:40.000 It's like you went down a groove.

00:16:42.000 You don't have to stay on that groove.

00:16:44.000 No.

00:16:45.000 You don't have to.

00:16:46.000 But I think you have to find something in life that's physical that you enjoy.

00:16:55.000 Because I think that's one of the best ways to manage this fucking weirdness.

00:16:59.000 The absolute best way is through getting physically exhausted.

00:17:04.000 Get on purpose, get physically exhausted, and then you can manage the crap.

00:17:10.000 Right.

00:17:10.000 Of existing.

00:17:12.000 Yeah.

00:17:12.000 Because everybody wants to pretend that it's normal.

00:17:15.000 Everyone wants to pretend that existence is like, oh, you know, you get up in the morning and you fucking have your eggs and your bacon and you do your thing.

00:17:21.000 Did you hear what Chapel Rowan said?

00:17:23.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:17:25.000 Exactly.

00:17:25.000 It's like every day.

00:17:26.000 It's like, oh, my God, this is happening.

00:17:29.000 What do you think the drones are?

00:17:30.000 What do you think the drones are?

00:17:32.000 You know, how much did Nancy Pelosi make this week in the stock market? 1.00

00:17:35.000 Yeah.

00:17:36.000 Yeah.

00:17:39.000 Right.

00:17:40.000 What are we doing?

00:17:42.000 Did you see the new shit that they found out about consciousness in the human brain?

00:17:46.000 This popped up on my feed.

00:17:49.000 This dude Penrose, this guy used to be an anesthesiologist.

00:17:52.000 He already knew about these neurological structures that are these quantum tubules that apparently anesthesia impacts.

00:17:59.000 And he began to think maybe consciousness is not associated as much as we thought with the With neurons, but as a microstructure within the brain, these quantum tubules that get shut down when there's anesthesia.

00:18:15.000 And so there's this new controversial sort of emergent theory of consciousness, which is that when you are awake, You go from being a wave to a particle.

00:18:27.000 In other words, whatever you want to call it, the I am, the all one situation that we actually are experiencing gets compressed into a particle, which is your experience of reality.

00:18:41.000 But when you fall asleep, when you take enough acid, you go into a superposition.

00:18:46.000 When that's that feeling of being connected to everything, part of everything, not even being there anymore.

00:18:51.000 So we're those things simultaneously.

00:18:53.000 And I guess as far as the default reality that you're talking about, that's a situation where it's a bunch of particles that have focused in on like a buffet.

00:19:09.000 Of moments that the news curates.

00:19:11.000 So the news is like, okay, beam out at this person.

00:19:14.000 This person's wrong.

00:19:15.000 This person's right.

00:19:17.000 Here's what you should be afraid of.

00:19:18.000 Here's a celebrity that sucks.

00:19:25.000 That's the whole business model.

00:19:26.000 It's the business model!

00:19:27.000 And that's the way we get the news.

00:19:29.000 That's it.

00:19:30.000 And sponsored by pharmaceutical drug companies.

00:19:30.000 Isn't that crazy?

00:19:34.000 There you go.

00:19:34.000 Exactly.

00:19:35.000 And everybody else.

00:19:36.000 I was watching a regular movie the other night.

00:19:39.000 I was in a hotel, and so the only thing they had in the hotel was regular movies on TV. TV. Yeah, yeah.

00:19:46.000 So I was watching John Wick on TV, and it's every five minutes.

00:19:51.000 Oh, yeah.

00:19:52.000 You're bombarded with nonsense.

00:19:55.000 They stop the show and give you five minutes of nonsense.

00:20:00.000 That's right.

00:20:01.000 Just nonsense and side effects.

00:20:04.000 It's unnerving.

00:20:05.000 And also when you realize we think the show is John Wick.

00:20:09.000 That ain't the show.

00:20:10.000 The show is the nonsense that's happening in between John Wick.

00:20:14.000 Because when you go out, when you're watching a good movie, you relax.

00:20:18.000 You calm down.

00:20:20.000 You open up.

00:20:21.000 It's the perfect, perfect state of consciousness to manipulate people.

00:20:27.000 I also thought it was incredible that they bleeped out all the bad words when the commercials were far more offensive.

00:20:38.000 They bleeped out fuck!

00:20:39.000 They bleeped out this...

00:20:41.000 I was like, how are they gonna handle this scene?

00:20:43.000 Because there's this scene where the Russian mobster, his son, comes home from this job in Atlantic City and after he did this thing with John Wick, and the guy's like, who the fuck is nobody? 0.83

00:20:55.000 He goes, that fucking nobody is John Wick.

00:20:59.000 And it's like the whole setup of John Wick.

00:21:01.000 And it's that...

00:21:03.000 Nobody.

00:21:04.000 I'm like, no!

00:21:05.000 You're gross! 0.91

00:21:07.000 You took out the fuck, but meanwhile you're telling me about a bloody diarrhea that might kill you if you take this drug.

00:21:07.000 Can't say fuck!

00:21:14.000 Yeah.

00:21:15.000 You're telling me about side effects that are like suicide.

00:21:19.000 Like all kinds of like wild shit, depression, anxiety, fear, violent tendencies, gambling addictions.

00:21:28.000 This is, so when you think about the idea that if, you know, a group of witches is called a coven, a group of Christians is called a church.

00:21:38.000 The idea is sort of simultaneous prayer causes change.

00:21:43.000 Now there's different words for it.

00:21:44.000 Some people call the prayer spells.

00:21:46.000 Some people call the prayer a pep rally.

00:21:48.000 We're gonna Go, go, go!

00:21:50.000 You look at the football game, you're seeing covens of witches cheering to direct energy at the team they want to try to like move the needle a little bit.

00:22:00.000 But when you consider the power of directing little bubble universes, which is every single human, focusing that beam of attention onto certain ideas, Dude, not only are you going to create whatever it is you want to create in the case of an advertiser make some money, but theoretically you could guide history that way.

00:22:25.000 And the last thing you want them to figure out is if they all stop focusing on what you're telling them to focus on and trust themselves enough to focus on what they want to focus on, which is usually not bad.

00:22:38.000 Then, all of a sudden, you would lose that kind of magical control.

00:22:42.000 You lose the actual steering wheel of the weird vehicle we're in.

00:22:48.000 They're like, it's democracy.

00:22:50.000 The steering wheel is your vote and the president and the elected officials who guide the country.

00:22:56.000 But the real steering wheel is here's what we're going to get you to pay attention to.

00:22:59.000 You need to pay attention to this right now.

00:23:01.000 And if we all pay attention to that, where attention goes, energy flows.

00:23:07.000 You know what I think it is?

00:23:09.000 I think it's like if we're in a factory, If we're in a factory and there's certain gears that turn certain machines and they think they're the only thing that exists.

00:23:22.000 Yeah.

00:23:23.000 But it's a chain of things that have to take place in order to manufacture something.

00:23:29.000 Like a Tesla.

00:23:30.000 Yeah.

00:23:33.000 If we just don't realize it, but if everything has a consciousness, at least in some sort of a limited capacity, literally everything, even tables, everything has some thing, we're super egotistic, and we believe that only we possess this.

00:23:48.000 But we know dogs have it too, where it gets weird.

00:23:51.000 Animals have it, we know that.

00:23:55.000 This whole thing that we're doing is trying to understand How we interface.

00:24:04.000 How are we doing this?

00:24:07.000 If we're in a world where it's 2024 and there's drones flying over New Jersey and they're gaslighting us saying they're all airplanes.

00:24:17.000 They're saying we have it under control.

00:24:19.000 And then it appears there was a satellite that we shot out of the sky.

00:24:23.000 Have you seen that?

00:24:24.000 No, you haven't seen that?

00:24:24.000 No.

00:24:25.000 I missed it somehow.

00:24:26.000 So this is the big conspiracy.

00:24:27.000 And again, I have done no research.

00:24:29.000 So do not believe me, ladies and gentlemen.

00:24:32.000 Okay, Alf!

00:24:33.000 The big conspiracy is that these are Chinese drones, and they're being piloted by a satellite that they shot out of orbit.

00:24:42.000 And this is a conspiracy?

00:24:43.000 Unfounded conspiracy?

00:24:45.000 Unfounded.

00:24:45.000 But I'm just, for funsies, for funsies.

00:24:48.000 Well, I mean, do you remember when those weird green fucking lights showed up in Hawaii?

00:24:53.000 Well, I remember where there was a ship, right?

00:24:56.000 And there was like these triangle-looking things that were flying over a ship.

00:25:00.000 No, those laser lights that shot out of the sky.

00:25:02.000 Oh, yeah.

00:25:03.000 Remember that?

00:25:04.000 That's right.

00:25:05.000 What was that?

00:25:06.000 What are the drones?

00:25:07.000 I mean, that's what I love about the drones is, I mean, aside from the obvious, like, you know, getting to imagine, fantasize, it could be they're chasing orbs and the orbs or whatever.

00:25:18.000 What I love about the drones is that...

00:25:21.000 It's another step in shaking people awake.

00:25:25.000 You know what I mean?

00:25:26.000 Because it's like, part of living in default reality, I think, is you sort of lean into the idea that the government is, you could trust.

00:25:37.000 You can trust the government.

00:25:38.000 Of course, like you have to.

00:25:40.000 You can trust the people that make the weapons.

00:25:41.000 You can trust them.

00:25:42.000 They're really good guys.

00:25:43.000 Yes, some of them, you know...

00:25:46.000 Are hyper-violent, whatever, whatever.

00:25:48.000 Yeah, but ultimately, we can trust these people.

00:25:51.000 And so then, you have over fucking New Jersey, experimental vehicles that people are filming.

00:25:58.000 Welcome to Earth, bitch! 1.00

00:25:59.000 Did you see that one?

00:26:00.000 And it's so funny, people in New Jersey reacting to them.

00:26:06.000 Did you see the guy shooting into the sky at the drone?

00:26:09.000 Yeah, of course.

00:26:09.000 I mean, I'm surprised more people haven't.

00:26:11.000 Well, the problem with that, you fucking idiots, is that bullets fall, okay?

00:26:15.000 And they fall with almost the same kind of velocity.

00:26:18.000 I mean, I'm sure they lose a lot of steam, but it's enough to kill people.

00:26:23.000 People have definitely died from bullets falling from the sky.

00:26:24.000 You know what else falls?

00:26:26.000 Drones.

00:26:27.000 Experimental fucking drones.

00:26:28.000 The government's flying over fucking New Jersey, hoping those fuckers don't crash.

00:26:33.000 They're apparently half the size of a car.

00:26:35.000 Some of them are bigger, bro.

00:26:36.000 Some of them are suburban size.

00:26:37.000 They're like SUV size.

00:26:39.000 Flying over houses.

00:26:40.000 Oh, yeah.

00:26:40.000 So it's just like, no, listen.

00:26:42.000 Number one, most of what you guys are seeing, it's stars or you're seeing commercial vehicles, mostly.

00:26:50.000 And the other stuff, we don't really know.

00:26:53.000 So at that point, you're like, wait a minute.

00:26:56.000 I'm paying almost half of my income in fucking taxes so you know what the car size mystery things flying over the cities are.

00:27:05.000 And you don't know what that fucking is?

00:27:07.000 What am I paying you for?

00:27:09.000 You know what I mean?

00:27:10.000 You're making a lot of money, man!

00:27:12.000 You should know what the drones are!

00:27:14.000 But then when you see, what's his name?

00:27:17.000 Is it Bolden?

00:27:18.000 The guy with the mustache?

00:27:20.000 Not Bolden.

00:27:21.000 When you see, I don't know, the DOD dudes up there and the way that they're just lying their fucking asses off. 0.98

00:27:27.000 Did you see the press secretary talking about it and she's wearing a necklace that looks like a UFO? Is it Corrine Jean-Pierre, that lady?

00:27:34.000 Not Jean-Pierre.

00:27:35.000 It was another one.

00:27:36.000 A new one?

00:27:38.000 How do they just shuffle new people in without announcing?

00:27:40.000 No, I don't think they got rid of Pierre.

00:27:43.000 Okay.

00:27:43.000 I hope not.

00:27:44.000 Because most of them don't last as long as Pierre.

00:27:46.000 She's like the marathoner. 0.99

00:27:48.000 Oh, dude.

00:27:49.000 Most of them, they quit that job.

00:27:50.000 They're like, fuck this job.

00:27:51.000 I just gotta lie all the time.

00:27:53.000 Horrible.

00:27:55.000 Imagine, like, Duncan, this is what you're going to sell.

00:27:57.000 War with Sudan. 0.51

00:27:59.000 Here's the reason why.

00:28:00.000 The rebels, children, problems, economy, pollution.

00:28:08.000 We've got to vaccinate them.

00:28:09.000 We can tell this.

00:28:10.000 There's a lot of data right now.

00:28:13.000 What about the data showing vaccinations are bad for you?

00:28:15.000 No, no, fuck that data.

00:28:16.000 These people are in trouble, and we need to help them.

00:28:20.000 We need to help them.

00:28:21.000 So war, Sudan, war, Sudan.

00:28:22.000 War, Sudan. 0.90

00:28:23.000 Got it.

00:28:24.000 Okay, no problem.

00:28:26.000 You just put on your Rachel Maddow glasses.

00:28:31.000 The Rachel Maddow glasses!

00:28:33.000 Everybody's wearing them to look super serious.

00:28:35.000 Well, it's part of the costume, isn't it?

00:28:38.000 It is.

00:28:39.000 We're wearing costumes while we're saying this.

00:28:44.000 We are in elf costumes!

00:28:46.000 But yeah, I don't understand the Rachel Maddow glasses phenomena, but I have done research into it because I wanted to create a vision board of all the people wearing those glasses.

00:28:58.000 And it's a thing.

00:28:59.000 It's like a thing on the left.

00:29:01.000 They wear those fucking glasses that identifies that you have a certain set of beliefs if you're wearing the Maddow glasses.

00:29:08.000 I mean, it's a real thing.

00:29:09.000 It is a real thing, yeah.

00:29:11.000 If you have those glasses on and you're a Republican, you're an assassin.

00:29:17.000 You're a guy who kills people for a living.

00:29:19.000 You're a very strange person.

00:29:21.000 Dude, isn't that...

00:29:22.000 But that's, to me, the Invasion of the Body Snatchers experience.

00:29:27.000 Have you seen that movie in a while?

00:29:28.000 The remake?

00:29:29.000 I saw the remake, but it was a long time ago, right?

00:29:32.000 Wasn't it like five years ago?

00:29:34.000 How long ago was it?

00:29:35.000 I think the one I like is from the 70s.

00:29:37.000 Oh, the Donald Sutherland one.

00:29:38.000 Yes.

00:29:39.000 Yes, that one's amazing.

00:29:40.000 Amazing.

00:29:42.000 Yeah, right.

00:29:42.000 They point at you and make that noise.

00:29:45.000 Oh, that's it.

00:29:47.000 Oh, Sutherland killing it.

00:29:49.000 Look how creepy his eyes are.

00:29:52.000 Yeah, that's it.

00:29:54.000 Bro, can you imagine?

00:29:56.000 Can you imagine?

00:29:58.000 Can you imagine that reality?

00:29:59.000 And by the way, not that hard.

00:30:02.000 You know what's way harder than that?

00:30:04.000 Building a planet.

00:30:06.000 There's plenty of planets.

00:30:07.000 That is not that hard.

00:30:09.000 That is essentially what happens all the time in the insect kingdom, where they get infested by another parasite that controls their brain.

00:30:16.000 There you go.

00:30:17.000 Dude, I went down a deep rabbit hole with this shit because I was looking right after Trump won, which by the way, I want to remind you, I'm sorry, I don't want to pat myself on the back, but when we were hunting for Bigfoot, do you remember I said to you, one day you're going to get a president elected?

00:30:34.000 Did you say that?

00:30:34.000 No.

00:30:38.000 Back then, that would have been the least likely scenario.

00:30:41.000 I'm in the woods with the Fear Factor guy.

00:30:45.000 And we're legitimately looking for Bigfoot.

00:30:49.000 Legitimately.

00:30:50.000 Legitimately with Bigfoot experts.

00:30:51.000 Dude, that was one of my favorite camping trips I've ever had in my life.

00:30:54.000 It was fun, dude.

00:30:54.000 I would love to do that again.

00:30:56.000 We had so much fun.

00:30:56.000 Hunting for Bigfoot, it's like because hunting for animals, which I know you love, I have nothing against it, but you still got to kill an animal.

00:31:03.000 Hunting for Bigfoot, you just like look for a twig out of place and you get to imagine he's nearby and that it's really fun. 0.94

00:31:11.000 Squatching is fun.

00:31:12.000 Somebody asked me if I saw Bigfoot, would I kill it?

00:31:17.000 Because if I could kill it, then I could show people that it's real.

00:31:21.000 Interesting.

00:31:22.000 Interesting.

00:31:22.000 Would you?

00:31:23.000 No.

00:31:24.000 Why would I kill Bigfoot?

00:31:26.000 Why would you do that?

00:31:28.000 It doesn't make any sense.

00:31:29.000 Just to prove that it's real?

00:31:30.000 Well, guess what?

00:31:31.000 Guess we can't prove it.

00:31:32.000 There's no other way.

00:31:33.000 It's not like I tell you where it happened and you fucking close off a thousand square miles and start pushing in with soldiers.

00:31:42.000 Don't kill it.

00:31:43.000 Why would you kill it, stupid?

00:31:44.000 I'm telling you where it is.

00:31:45.000 Why do you want me to shoot an arrow through it?

00:31:47.000 Why don't you just trust me and spend a billion dollars on drones?

00:31:51.000 Imagine, like, why did we spend all this money?

00:31:54.000 Oh, Joe said he saw Bigfoot, and so we went looking.

00:31:57.000 But by the fucking way.

00:31:59.000 No one would spend any money to go look for Bigfoot.

00:32:01.000 If you can fly a swarm of drones over fucking New Jersey.

00:32:06.000 You could find Bigfoot.

00:32:07.000 You could fly them in the Pacific Northwest and we'd know once and fucking for all.

00:32:10.000 See this, you know, they talk about democracy.

00:32:13.000 Sometimes I like to think about what would actual democracy look like?

00:32:17.000 And you know, it wouldn't look like some dude getting in front of a microphone and gaslighting your ass about experimental craft.

00:32:25.000 It would be like, alright, I'm just gonna tell you guys, we figured out anti-gravity!

00:32:31.000 That's anti-gravity drones! 1.00

00:32:32.000 We wanted to show you, and tomorrow we're gonna drop ketamine on the neighborhoods.

00:32:40.000 Democracy!

00:32:41.000 But you know what I mean?

00:32:43.000 That would be true democracy versus what we have right now, which is sort of democracy.

00:32:49.000 It does work.

00:32:50.000 The voting works and all that stuff, but ultimately, our impact...

00:32:55.000 The non-political class's impact is very little.

00:32:59.000 And the political class's impact is very little when you consider now there's a security class.

00:33:04.000 So you have the politicians, like Harry Reid, trying to figure out what the fuck is going on with the UAPs, and even they can't do it because there's another level.

00:33:13.000 And that level is like...

00:33:16.000 Those are the people controlling things because they know the secrets.

00:33:20.000 It's just so infuriating to me that now they feel comfortable enough to fly whatever the fuck these things are over a major city and not tell us what they are and then say we don't know what they are.

00:33:33.000 Because if the reality is they don't know what they are, if we're going to believe them, which I guess you're just not supposed to...

00:33:42.000 You know what I mean?

00:33:42.000 Are you supposed to?

00:33:44.000 No, I don't think you're...

00:33:45.000 I think at the point where they're just telling you it's like stars...

00:33:48.000 Okay, but let's be honest.

00:33:50.000 If you are in possession of the actual information, you know what it is.

00:33:56.000 You know it's China, or you know it's aliens, or you know it's a combination of both, or it's US government, or it's all three.

00:34:04.000 Maybe it's all of the above.

00:34:06.000 How the fuck do you tell people that?

00:34:08.000 How do you tell people that while you're also governing?

00:34:11.000 You're also doing all these different things.

00:34:13.000 You're very busy.

00:34:14.000 How does the president get on television and say, ladies and gentlemen, aliens are real?

00:34:20.000 We are being visited on a regular basis by non-human intelligence that is far superior to our own. 0.68

00:34:29.000 Sure.

00:34:29.000 We don't understand why they're here.

00:34:31.000 We have been working with them.

00:34:33.000 We have back-engineered their products, and that's how you got fiber optics and capacitors and all these things that sort of emerged after Roswell.

00:34:42.000 That's the most fun one.

00:34:44.000 You were bioengineered.

00:34:46.000 They seeded your culture with your religions.

00:34:49.000 Everything.

00:34:49.000 It's for a good cause.

00:34:50.000 Everything.

00:34:52.000 We're a piece of the fucking factory, dude.

00:34:55.000 That's what we are.

00:34:56.000 We're a piece of the factory that doesn't recognize that there's a whole other building connected to this that's filled with machines.

00:35:03.000 We're a piece.

00:35:05.000 So that is exactly what you want pieces of your factory to think like.

00:35:12.000 And that is why, at any moment, anybody can actually just turn the channel.

00:35:17.000 You're not a piece of the fucking factory.

00:35:20.000 Actually, you're the universe.

00:35:22.000 You are the universe.

00:35:23.000 And you're the universe who has been...

00:35:25.000 Dude, I mean, look what they could do to lions. 0.75

00:35:28.000 At a circus.

00:35:30.000 This deadly fucking thing.

00:35:32.000 They can make it jump through hoops.

00:35:34.000 They can make it catch a frisbee.

00:35:35.000 Right?

00:35:37.000 Most of the time.

00:35:40.000 That's right.

00:35:40.000 When they can't.

00:35:42.000 Those make for some wild Instagram videos.

00:35:45.000 Oh, they do.

00:35:46.000 There's a lot of those out there.

00:35:47.000 There is.

00:35:48.000 It's the assassination of a fucking CEO. And by the way, I am not assigning any kind of...

00:35:54.000 I think it's a slippery slope if we start publicly fucking executing CEOs.

00:36:00.000 You know what I mean?

00:36:01.000 That's a real slippery slope.

00:36:03.000 It's super slippery.

00:36:03.000 But I'll tell you.

00:36:05.000 If you sort of look at the factory, the way it works is, number one, you really aren't supposed to identify the actual, what's causing a lot of suffering.

00:36:18.000 Once you start making those identifications, then And you follow through with some kind of action based on those identifications.

00:36:27.000 Number one, the action can't be based on the rules of the factory.

00:36:31.000 Of course the factory is going to create rules.

00:36:34.000 You can go out with your fucking signs or whatever if you're at the right place.

00:36:37.000 Not at Amazon where they arrested those people protesting.

00:36:40.000 But there's places in the factory where you can go and be like, I need more oil.

00:36:45.000 I'm squeaking.

00:36:47.000 But only once in a while and only in the right way.

00:36:49.000 It's a peaceful protest is what we call it.

00:36:51.000 You do it at the wrong time.

00:36:53.000 It's a fucking insurrection.

00:36:55.000 You know what I mean?

00:36:55.000 So the factory's got rules about how we do this.

00:36:58.000 So the moment you go outside of those rules, the moment you like actually, and to do that, you have to somehow really think outside the factory, then you see something like that happen.

00:37:10.000 And then you see the way the factory responds, which is the perp walk they did with that dude.

00:37:16.000 They've got fucking SEAL Team 6 walking that guy in.

00:37:19.000 He's handsome.

00:37:20.000 It's like a movie.

00:37:21.000 In a movie, if you saw that handsome guy getting arrested and there was like SEAL Team 6 behind him protecting him, you'd be like, that's no way they would do that.

00:37:30.000 That's right.

00:37:30.000 It's just a regular killer.

00:37:32.000 There's no way they would have that many guys guarding that guy.

00:37:35.000 Well, they're not guarding that guy.

00:37:37.000 Look at that.

00:37:37.000 They're sending a fucking message.

00:37:39.000 They're saying, listen, we will surround you.

00:37:42.000 Because what's really scary about what he did is...

00:37:48.000 And I think if you want to take murder, cold-blooded murder, and just for a second call it activism, what that guy did is he didn't just...

00:38:00.000 Send a message, which is really scary for people like CEOs, which is saying, listen, man, you can't keep fucking us with the insurance.

00:38:11.000 If you do, you're not safe.

00:38:14.000 And so that's scary as fuck, because the CEOs, of course, are the ones who pay for the lobbyists, who pay for the laws.

00:38:20.000 And so he sends a message of a methodology, which, again, I think...

00:38:27.000 If we're going to get into a better place using violence, I just don't think that's the path.

00:38:36.000 But just as an analysis, dude, I would say you could expect more of that to happen, and that is going to lead to the Darth Vader people coming out more.

00:38:47.000 Yeah, you're not cosigning it.

00:38:49.000 I'm not cosigning it at all.

00:38:50.000 No, no, no.

00:38:51.000 It's a realistic assessment.

00:38:53.000 There's something going on.

00:38:55.000 People are very upset.

00:38:56.000 And they've been able to do this to people for so long.

00:39:00.000 Deny people treatment for so long.

00:39:02.000 Like you remember when your dad had to come downstairs?

00:39:04.000 Like you're fucking up or you're like misbehaving with your brother.

00:39:08.000 You're doing something really bad.

00:39:10.000 You set something on fire.

00:39:11.000 Your dad comes downstairs.

00:39:12.000 He's been at work.

00:39:13.000 He's fucking pissed.

00:39:14.000 That's how you know you're really fucked.

00:39:16.000 When people start doing stuff like that...

00:39:19.000 Then the dad has to come downstairs.

00:39:21.000 And when the dad comes downstairs, it looks like the dudes in the Darth Vader outfits.

00:39:25.000 All of a sudden, this facade, for a second, they have to stop the show, turn on the fucking lights.

00:39:32.000 These guys in fucking full body armor come out, spray...

00:39:37.000 Chemicals into your face and drag you away and then all right start the show up again start the show up again It gets memory hold so that that is an example of what happens when the factory is imbalanced and right now the factory is imbalanced, dude It's just that's the problem.

00:39:54.000 There's a reason we need the middle class There's a reason you need some path forward that is there's a reason you need to be able to buy a fucking house and Aside from like the human comfort and starting a family and all that stuff The moment you pull that away from people, now what?

00:40:10.000 It's like, so wait, what am I supposed to do here?

00:40:14.000 Now, again, I'm not advocating violence.

00:40:19.000 I think that if we keep doing violence, we're going to keep getting violence.

00:40:23.000 But it's a really scary thing when shit gets so imbalanced.

00:40:28.000 And when you hear about the health insurance, I'm lucky because I'm on Crappopolis on Fox.

00:40:35.000 I have incredible health insurance, dude.

00:40:37.000 But you read about the people denying really important medication, really important procedures to people, sending them stacks of paper explaining why we're not going to pay.

00:40:54.000 You know, I got my colonoscopy recently.

00:40:57.000 It cost me $100.

00:40:58.000 You know how much they charge my insurance company?

00:41:00.000 $9,000.

00:41:02.000 Have you ever talked to Brigham Bueller about this?

00:41:04.000 No.

00:41:04.000 You should.

00:41:05.000 You know, because he understands it from top to bottom.

00:41:10.000 He can tell you exactly what's going on.

00:41:12.000 He's talked about it on the podcast.

00:41:14.000 But it's, you know, it's a giant machine.

00:41:17.000 It's a giant money machine.

00:41:18.000 That's right.

00:41:19.000 That's really what it is.

00:41:20.000 It's not really about making you better.

00:41:22.000 It's about, it's a giant money machine.

00:41:24.000 That's right.

00:41:24.000 Making you better is what they sell.

00:41:26.000 But it's about making more money.

00:41:27.000 That's right.

00:41:28.000 And they can make incredible amounts of money for surgeries that maybe you don't need.

00:41:34.000 Yeah.

00:41:34.000 You know, I'm not saying everybody does it, but some people do it.

00:41:37.000 There's a guy that just got arrested recently.

00:41:40.000 I don't know if you heard about this guy.

00:41:42.000 I sent this to Peter Attia.

00:41:43.000 I could send it to you, Jamie.

00:41:45.000 Or maybe you could find it.

00:41:46.000 This dude, he was telling people they had cancer, and they didn't.

00:41:52.000 And it was like a ton of cases.

00:41:55.000 And he would give them chemotherapy, man.

00:41:58.000 And he'd make them severely ill.

00:42:00.000 Yeah, demon.

00:42:01.000 He did it to like...

00:42:02.000 I don't remember the number because I think the number stunned me so much I didn't want to remember it.

00:42:08.000 But this guy told a ton of people they had cancer.

00:42:12.000 Just scared the fuck out of them.

00:42:14.000 Ruined their lives.

00:42:15.000 And then gave them poison that's designed to kill cancer.

00:42:19.000 Is it like 10 years old?

00:42:22.000 It could have been.

00:42:23.000 Someone sent it to me on Instagram.

00:42:25.000 It was a news story.

00:42:27.000 Oh my god.

00:42:30.000 That's all he got was 45 years?

00:42:32.000 That's a pretty long time.

00:42:34.000 He's 50. That's a life sentence.

00:42:39.000 Well, yeah, man.

00:42:40.000 I don't know if this is the same guy.

00:42:44.000 Maybe more doctors.

00:42:45.000 You know, this is one of the things that I found out.

00:42:47.000 I was doing a bit about this fertility clinic doctor that was using his own jizz.

00:42:53.000 That's not one case.

00:42:55.000 There's a fucking shit ton of cases.

00:42:57.000 I wonder how many of these doctors...

00:43:01.000 There's creepy doctors.

00:43:04.000 Just like there's creepy carpenters.

00:43:07.000 Some doctors don't give a fuck about people.

00:43:10.000 Why do they use their own jizz?

00:43:12.000 They want all the babies. 1.00

00:43:13.000 They want everyone to have their baby.

00:43:15.000 They're just psychos.

00:43:17.000 People aren't coming in.

00:43:18.000 No, there's women that went in with their husband's jizz. 1.00

00:43:21.000 And he's like, eh, I got a better option for you, sweetheart.

00:43:25.000 That's what this guy did.

00:43:26.000 He ran a fertility clinic and I think people started figuring it out when 23andMe came around.

00:43:31.000 And this is just one of these guys.

00:43:34.000 There's been a ton of those guys.

00:43:36.000 That fundamentally is the difference between men and women. 0.91

00:43:40.000 Could you imagine a clinic where a woman was getting other people to carry her babies? 0.98

00:43:50.000 That's hilarious.

00:43:52.000 Not a chance in the fucking world!

00:43:54.000 No woman would want that! 1.00

00:43:55.000 Yeah, take my baby. 1.00

00:43:56.000 You take my baby.

00:43:57.000 I trust it with you.

00:43:59.000 The guy I don't even know, have a baby with me.

00:44:02.000 Have the most precious thing.

00:44:04.000 You can have it.

00:44:06.000 It's literally the fundamental difference between men and women. 0.89

00:44:09.000 That a guy could run a sperm clinic and think, I'm gonna get away with everybody having my babies. 1.00

00:44:16.000 And he doesn't give a fuck what happens to those kids.

00:44:19.000 Because they might fuck. 0.99

00:44:20.000 They might fuck, they might not know, they might find out, 223 and me, they're cousins.

00:44:25.000 Like, holy shit, we're cousins?

00:44:27.000 And then you find out everyone's a cousin?

00:44:29.000 Because this creep's been just using his own jizz for 35 years.

00:44:33.000 Dude, that guy could be like, you know, based on the depopulation that's happening, based on population decline, that guy could be like the next Genghis Khan.

00:44:40.000 Like, in the future, like...

00:44:45.000 80% of the planet's related to this dude.

00:44:47.000 I think he's got a lot of catching up to do to get where Genghis Khan's numbers were.

00:44:51.000 I mean, it is interesting.

00:44:53.000 It's like, you know, you read Elon Musk is the top Diablo player in North America, right?

00:44:59.000 I think in the world, dude.

00:45:01.000 In the world.

00:45:01.000 I think he's the number one in the world, which is fucking insane!

00:45:05.000 And dude, I know you, and I'm not trying to high-road you here, but unless you've played Diablo 4, you can't understand what that is.

00:45:16.000 I absolutely accept that.

00:45:17.000 I do not understand what that means.

00:45:19.000 It is insane.

00:45:21.000 Like, when I was addicted to that fucking game, like, I just wasn't sleeping because, you know, I had to do dad duty in the day, Diablo at night.

00:45:29.000 And I was, I sucked.

00:45:31.000 So when you realize this guy, shooting rockets into space, making e-vehicles, starting a new fucking department of the government...

00:45:42.000 Is also the top!

00:45:44.000 It's so crazy!

00:45:47.000 It's the one time I actually let myself think maybe he actually is an alien because there's just no way, unless he's paying people to do it for him, which obviously he's not, that is insane, man.

00:46:01.000 That is insane.

00:46:02.000 So, dude, when you consider, I don't even know where I was going with that.

00:46:06.000 I got lost in Diablo 4 just thinking about it.

00:46:09.000 Well, we were just talking about how he's the number one player, how preposterous it is.

00:46:16.000 That I don't know.

00:46:17.000 I don't play Diablo 4, so I really don't know what that means, but I believe it's huge.

00:46:22.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:46:23.000 It's crazy.

00:46:25.000 It's crazy because, you know, Diablo 4, it's all about your build.

00:46:28.000 It's all about, like, eye-hand coordination is obviously a big part of it, but then it's just...

00:46:35.000 And then you see the chopsticks catch the fucking rocket.

00:46:40.000 Yeah, oh, that's a side job.

00:46:43.000 Side job, he's had more space innovation in the last five years than NASA has since the Apollo missions.

00:46:51.000 It's amazing.

00:46:52.000 I mean, I'm just saying that.

00:46:52.000 I don't know if it's a true number.

00:46:54.000 But he gets rockets to land, and rockets get caught with robot arms.

00:46:59.000 Like, what?

00:47:00.000 And that, to me, it's like, my God.

00:47:02.000 You know, you get those feelings like, okay, I'm on the right timeline.

00:47:04.000 Because if the guy who's going to make us a galactic civilization is also a Master Diablo player...

00:47:11.000 The number one.

00:47:13.000 We're in the right timeline.

00:47:16.000 It seems so unlikely that if it was in a movie, I'd go, shut the fuck up.

00:47:22.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:47:22.000 He's not the number one Diablo player. 1.00

00:47:25.000 I don't care how smart he is with rockets and electric cars and satellites that give broadband internet and tunneling under the earth and also owns X. It's suspicious, I must say.

00:47:39.000 And he's tweeting 48 times an hour.

00:47:43.000 He's so prolific.

00:47:47.000 Where's your head?

00:47:49.000 He's in another dimension.

00:47:51.000 He could be bilocating.

00:47:53.000 This is one of the ideas.

00:47:54.000 Where are you actually physically?

00:47:56.000 Is this an avatar?

00:47:59.000 Okay, here's something.

00:48:01.000 He fully believes it's a simulation, by the way.

00:48:03.000 Oh, he does?

00:48:04.000 Oh, fully.

00:48:05.000 Not only does he say fully, but he says the chances of it not being a simulation are in the billions.

00:48:14.000 I mean, okay, so we talked about this in the green room.

00:48:19.000 Willow, the new quantum chip that Google has, right?

00:48:23.000 Yes, yes.

00:48:23.000 And I think you and I both do the same thing with our minds.

00:48:26.000 I think anyone who is exposed to the Atari 2600 does this naturally, which is like, we played the Atari 2600. Did you have an Atari when you were a kid?

00:48:35.000 Oh, yeah.

00:48:35.000 And you remember how that blew your mind, right?

00:48:37.000 Yeah.

00:48:37.000 You control the thing with a joystick.

00:48:39.000 Crazy.

00:48:39.000 It was insane.

00:48:40.000 You can control the TV. Little buttons.

00:48:42.000 Chw, chw, chw, chw. 0.62

00:48:42.000 What the fuck? 0.62

00:48:43.000 Yeah, incredible.

00:48:45.000 You'd been going to arcades.

00:48:46.000 You could only play for a second.

00:48:48.000 You didn't have enough quarters.

00:48:49.000 Suddenly, you could just do it at home.

00:48:51.000 You could play until you fainted.

00:48:52.000 Oh, my God.

00:48:53.000 And so we got to witness every phase of that technology to where it is now, which is just fucking insane.

00:49:00.000 And so you just take the Atari 2600 model and apply it to any new thing.

00:49:06.000 And so you think, all right, what's it going to look like in 10 years?

00:49:09.000 Then you take Musk's.

00:49:10.000 Neural lace, some kind of brain-human interface, mix that in with some quantum chip that, yeah, right now, right now it's apparently unstable.

00:49:22.000 It's like you got to keep it at, like, you have to keep it at the low, I don't know what it's called.

00:49:28.000 It's like colder than space or something.

00:49:30.000 Like it has to be basically below freezing.

00:49:33.000 And then suddenly it can do things that all the supercomputers on the planet couldn't do.

00:49:39.000 But you know There's a trajectory here between the human brain and this technology, and it's getting closer and closer and closer together, meaning that we are, and you know, a lot of people are like, look, that's probably like 20 years away.

00:49:52.000 That is not that long.

00:49:55.000 When did Teen Wolf come out, man?

00:49:57.000 I don't think it's anywhere near 20 years.

00:49:59.000 I think it's way closer than that.

00:50:01.000 That's right.

00:50:01.000 So that, to me, when you just do the math and you realize Humanity is about to merge with a thing that is solving equations that all the super, take a supercomputer, what is it, double?

00:50:17.000 Septillion amount of years.

00:50:18.000 That's going to be us.

00:50:20.000 Yeah.

00:50:20.000 And so then, to answer the simulation idea, of course we're in a simulation.

00:50:25.000 If we were just monkeys, and now we are using qubits, Using superpositioning to create some infinitely faster way of calculating data Then, obviously, once we get that thing connected to our brain, we will be able to simulate any reality we want.

00:50:47.000 If this is truly our past, and you wanted to...

00:50:50.000 Like, right now the way I remember something, having done acid for most of my life, is very foggy and kind of like...

00:50:57.000 My memory isn't the best.

00:50:59.000 Every once in a while I have a very clear memory of things, but with this tech, theoretically, It could reconstruct memories in your mind, and not just that, put you into them and allow you to experience them in real time.

00:51:10.000 Meaning, in a few minutes, you could live your life over a thousand times.

00:51:14.000 Easily, we could be in the future, and this is a memory that some quantum computer of neural interface is allowing us to experience totally, all-encompassing memory.

00:51:26.000 And that would be a form of eternal life, because in every second, how many lifetimes could you live based on merging with that kind of chip?

00:51:34.000 Right.

00:51:35.000 And you wouldn't want to know it was a memory.

00:51:37.000 You know, you might want to be like, you know what, let me just live that life over again.

00:51:40.000 I just want to feel the whole thing.

00:51:42.000 Well, you know, that's one of the scariest things for people to consider.

00:51:47.000 I asked someone once, would you rather die or would you rather live your life over and over and over again forever?

00:52:01.000 What'd they say?

00:52:02.000 They're like, oh my god, I couldn't do this forever and ever and ever.

00:52:05.000 I'm like, why not?

00:52:05.000 You can do it now.

00:52:07.000 Like, it's not even hard.

00:52:08.000 Like, aren't you enjoying life?

00:52:09.000 Like, I love it.

00:52:10.000 I'm having a great time.

00:52:11.000 I have great friends.

00:52:12.000 I have a lot of fun.

00:52:14.000 Lots of amazing things.

00:52:16.000 I have a great family.

00:52:17.000 I enjoy what I do for a living.

00:52:19.000 Like, why wouldn't I want to keep doing this?

00:52:20.000 But the thought of keeping, even for me, the thought of me doing this forever and ever and ever is fucking terrifying.

00:52:27.000 For some weird reason.

00:52:29.000 Well, that was, like, Nietzsche had this whole thought experiment, which was, I don't remember what it's called, something like Infinite Return, but basically, the way he put it is, you don't live it again and again and again and make changes within the echo.

00:52:43.000 It's exactly the same over and over and over again.

00:52:46.000 And so, in other words, like, whatever you, it's just a, it's a rerun over and over and over again forever.

00:52:52.000 That's what we're in.

00:52:53.000 And his point in that was, like, therefore, If most of your life you've been miserable, you're in hell.

00:53:05.000 I know.

00:53:06.000 But he wanted to use that more as a kind of, to leverage people out of despondency, to make them understand.

00:53:14.000 Get going now!

00:53:15.000 Make it happy now!

00:53:16.000 Because if we do repeat...

00:53:18.000 Do you think that by all this measure of talking about quantum computers and artificial intelligence and all these emerging things, Isn't it more likely then that a lot of this shit that people are seeing is human created?

00:53:34.000 Because isn't it more likely that if we really do get to some sort of quantum computer AI civilization, so you attach quantum computer with AI like 20 years from now, what does that even mean?

00:53:48.000 Did you just make a god?

00:53:49.000 And if you did, can this thing just completely travel between dimensions and understand everything about every subatomic particle that exists in the entire universe all at once?

00:54:04.000 If that's the case, why do you need people anymore?

00:54:07.000 And maybe you don't.

00:54:08.000 Just to make it like maybe Australopithecus isn't around anymore?

00:54:12.000 That was our guy!

00:54:13.000 He was our guy.

00:54:14.000 If it wasn't for him, we wouldn't be here, allegedly.

00:54:16.000 Well, I mean, I think the model you could use for that theory would be the various, like, you look at an embryo, and then you watch the way the appendages change, then you could look at it that way, which is like, well, I mean, you don't want...

00:54:35.000 I met someone who had a tail, by the way.

00:54:38.000 Like, some people get born...

00:54:40.000 I think I was at that party.

00:54:50.000 He had a tail.

00:54:52.000 It's because something happens.

00:54:53.000 How big was it?

00:54:54.000 I didn't look at it.

00:54:55.000 What did it taste like?

00:54:56.000 It was cinnamon.

00:54:58.000 It tasted like cinnamon and whiskey.

00:55:01.000 Yeah, dudes are born with like a stub.

00:55:03.000 Right.

00:55:04.000 You know, like a regular tailed monkey.

00:55:05.000 You'd be like, look at this bitch ass tail. 1.00

00:55:07.000 Yeah.

00:55:07.000 But there's something to it.

00:55:08.000 Something there.

00:55:09.000 So, you know, if you...

00:55:11.000 Yeah, there it is.

00:55:13.000 There you go.

00:55:13.000 God.

00:55:13.000 That's so weird.

00:55:15.000 There you go.

00:55:15.000 That is like an ancient...

00:55:17.000 By the way, if you're born with a tail, I'm not trusting you with my taxes.

00:55:21.000 Oh, come on. 0.87

00:55:22.000 I don't care if you got the surgery.

00:55:23.000 Well, it's weird how some of those tails look better than others.

00:55:27.000 Some of them are clearly fake.

00:55:29.000 Yeah.

00:55:30.000 Some people probably got surgically put the, take off my big toe and stick it on my ass. 1.00

00:55:34.000 I'm afraid to look at what's in my picture.

00:55:36.000 There's fucking psychos out there, man.

00:55:37.000 Dude, your lion's fucking bit...

00:55:39.000 I still think about it sometimes.

00:55:41.000 What would you do if you had a tail?

00:55:43.000 Like, give me a break.

00:55:46.000 They're already getting these body suits you can wear to help you lift shit.

00:55:49.000 They have the new things for your legs.

00:55:52.000 But dude, if there was some cyborg tail that you could attach with a belt, What if there was a way?

00:55:59.000 What if genetic engineering and AI merge in a way like, Duncan, we can switch you one time to anything you want.

00:56:07.000 And one of the options is you could become one of the Na'vi. 0.99

00:56:11.000 What are the Na'vi?

00:56:11.000 The Na'vi from the movie?

00:56:14.000 Avatar.

00:56:14.000 Avatar?

00:56:15.000 I don't want to be a Na'vi. 1.00

00:56:17.000 The blue people? 0.96

00:56:17.000 Not interested. 0.96

00:56:18.000 The giant blue people who fucking live in the forest and they sleep in the trees and they're connected to the earth and they dance together in a psychedelic ritual.

00:56:25.000 I'm gonna pass on the Na'vi. 1.00

00:56:27.000 I don't like it.

00:56:28.000 You ride dragons.

00:56:28.000 They ride dragons, bro.

00:56:30.000 I don't know, man.

00:56:32.000 Dude, I wanted to be one of them people so bad.

00:56:34.000 Everybody did.

00:56:35.000 There was literally a psychological condition called Avatar Depression.

00:56:39.000 Do you know about that?

00:56:40.000 Yeah, I do.

00:56:41.000 How many people, let's just have a guess, if I said we could do that to you, how many people do you think would sign up?

00:56:48.000 I think the streets would be filled with giant blue people. 0.98

00:56:50.000 Well, I mean, if it's only once...

00:56:52.000 You have to stay.

00:56:54.000 We can't do it again.

00:56:56.000 It's too dangerous.

00:56:57.000 Your DNA gets volatile.

00:56:58.000 It melts down.

00:56:59.000 You can become a frog.

00:57:00.000 We can't control it.

00:57:01.000 But we can switch you one time.

00:57:03.000 Yeah, it's not going to be one time, man.

00:57:05.000 No, it's one time.

00:57:07.000 One time.

00:57:07.000 Why?

00:57:08.000 Because you either stay a person, or you become a werewolf, or we turn you into a naffi. 1.00

00:57:15.000 Imagine if that was an option.

00:57:17.000 Every time the moon goes black, you have to lock yourself in your house.

00:57:20.000 Yeah, or you'll kill.

00:57:21.000 And you have to let people know, or you'll tear everybody apart.

00:57:23.000 Or you can be a naffi. 1.00

00:57:23.000 You might just jump through the windows of the second floor and roam the streets. 1.00

00:57:27.000 And it's gonna hurt when you change.

00:57:29.000 It's a painful transformation.

00:57:30.000 Oh yeah, you're screaming in your back.

00:57:31.000 Remember the movie, American Werewolf in London, when he's like on his back?

00:57:35.000 Dude, the best.

00:57:37.000 Oh my, Joe.

00:57:39.000 Fucking great movie.

00:57:40.000 Here's a movie you gotta watch.

00:57:42.000 Really?

00:57:42.000 The Substance.

00:57:43.000 What is that?

00:57:44.000 Dude.

00:57:45.000 I don't want to ruin it for people because it just came out.

00:57:48.000 But it's, um, you ever watch any, like, Cronenberg movies?

00:57:52.000 Sure.

00:57:52.000 Okay, so it reminds me of that.

00:57:55.000 It's got Demi Moore in it, who, by the way, looks so great. 0.97

00:57:58.000 And she's like, like, dude, it is so fucked up. 0.99

00:58:02.000 This movie is so fucked up, but it's got... 0.94

00:58:05.000 The effects...

00:58:06.000 Something that happens in it is very similar to an American Werewolf in London.

00:58:11.000 And it's basically this star...

00:58:13.000 She's a fading star.

00:58:15.000 And so...

00:58:16.000 Oh, and he kills it too.

00:58:18.000 But she's like a fading star.

00:58:20.000 So it's called The Substance?

00:58:22.000 Oh my god, it's fucking trippy, man.

00:58:24.000 It's so good.

00:58:25.000 I'm gonna make a note, Duncan.

00:58:27.000 You will love it.

00:58:27.000 I can't use...

00:58:29.000 I have to take my gloves off.

00:58:30.000 But it's really wild, man.

00:58:33.000 And it's very...

00:58:34.000 Like, there's parts of it that are so disturbing.

00:58:36.000 Really?

00:58:37.000 Oh, maybe they're gonna show it.

00:58:38.000 The substance.

00:58:40.000 No spoilers.

00:58:41.000 What?

00:58:42.000 You've seen it?

00:58:42.000 No, but, like, if you say it's that good, then why...

00:58:45.000 Okay, yeah, yeah.

00:58:46.000 No spoilers.

00:58:47.000 I'm sorry, so what is it on again?

00:58:49.000 We had to get it on Prime.

00:58:50.000 Oh, okay, so it's out.

00:58:52.000 It's out.

00:58:52.000 But, dude, like, the...

00:58:54.000 This is, again, like, and I think...

00:58:57.000 One of the fun things about being alive right now.

00:59:00.000 It's a fun time.

00:59:02.000 It might be the funnest time anybody's ever had.

00:59:04.000 Dude, really?

00:59:05.000 If I had to pick time periods...

00:59:08.000 Oh, we picked the right one.

00:59:09.000 Well, the second one I would pick is when cocaine was legal.

00:59:15.000 I think you would have been dead already.

00:59:17.000 Well, yeah!

00:59:19.000 Did I tell you about my buddy Steve?

00:59:21.000 He did his ophthalmology in his residency.

00:59:25.000 He did in Miami in the 80s during the cocaine days.

00:59:29.000 No.

00:59:29.000 Oh my god, dude.

00:59:30.000 He said every day it was just gunshot wounds and guys with things stuffed up their ass.

00:59:35.000 They would get coked up and they'd shove something up their ass to try to cum harder and they just got things stuck up their ass. 0.93

00:59:42.000 Wow, that's a problem.

00:59:44.000 G.I. Joes. 1.00

00:59:45.000 Oh yeah, dude.

00:59:47.000 Shout out to Steve Graham.

00:59:49.000 He told me, they find lightbulbs, guys that have lightbulbs.

00:59:52.000 Why a lightbulb?

00:59:54.000 Twisty, little pinecone-y lightbulbs, they stick those up their ass.

00:59:56.000 But you know it's gonna break!

00:59:58.000 Like, that's gonna break!

00:59:59.000 Part of the fun.

01:00:01.000 The risk.

01:00:02.000 Well, they're coked out of their fucking minds, dude.

01:00:05.000 They don't know what they're doing.

01:00:07.000 This is the 80s in Miami.

01:00:09.000 Holy shit.

01:00:10.000 Yeah, and there was more banks per capita in Miami at the time.

01:00:16.000 I don't know if it's still the case, but more banks in Miami per capita than anywhere else in the country.

01:00:21.000 Because it was all just moving in that Yale, son!

01:00:26.000 Moving in that Yale!

01:00:28.000 Yeah!

01:00:28.000 It was a cocaine city.

01:00:30.000 That was where it was probably somewhat common to find a bag of coke on the beach, right?

01:00:36.000 Probably every day.

01:00:38.000 You'd have to get your kid.

01:00:39.000 Your kid would bring you a bag of coke.

01:00:42.000 Like seashells.

01:00:46.000 You've seen Cocaine Cowboys, right?

01:00:47.000 Yes.

01:00:48.000 Oh my god.

01:00:48.000 And both.

01:00:49.000 One and two.

01:00:50.000 Both are equally good.

01:00:51.000 Dude, I've heard...

01:00:52.000 But that story is so insane.

01:00:54.000 I mean, again, I would never...

01:00:58.000 I'm too much of a pussy to live that kind of lifestyle, but when you think about the possibility that once we do get interfaced in some way or another with these new computers that are just right around the corner, we will be able to simulate experiences like that.

01:01:16.000 Yes.

01:01:17.000 I would be into simulating the experience.

01:01:20.000 And then when you consider, yeah, but you're going to simulate the experience, you know it's a simulation.

01:01:27.000 At some point you're gonna be like, you know what, let's just turn that off where I know it's a simulation.

01:01:31.000 You know what I mean?

01:01:32.000 We would all be doing that shit.

01:01:35.000 And I don't just mean like, literally like, I mean, at some point you've done 20,000 lifetimes.

01:01:42.000 You've experienced what it's like to be George Washington, Genghis Khan. 0.80

01:01:45.000 You've experienced what it's like to be Joan of Arc.

01:01:48.000 You've experienced being one of Jesus' disciples.

01:01:51.000 Imagine if that's one person and that's your backstory.

01:01:54.000 That you've done all of those things.

01:01:56.000 What a timeline you're on.

01:01:57.000 That's going to be everybody.

01:01:58.000 That's going to be everybody.

01:01:59.000 Because it's going to be fake.

01:02:00.000 Well, I mean, is it?

01:02:01.000 Just plug into it.

01:02:02.000 That's where it gets really...

01:02:03.000 Right.

01:02:04.000 Is it?

01:02:04.000 Is it going to be fake?

01:02:05.000 And what is reality anyway?

01:02:06.000 And what is data?

01:02:07.000 Right.

01:02:07.000 What is data?

01:02:08.000 That's the real question, because it's like, how much of data can we recover from light?

01:02:13.000 And if we get faster than light travel, can we get ahead of light?

01:02:16.000 We know that when we take a picture, that's just light.

01:02:18.000 So if we can get ahead of light, we can go faster than light.

01:02:22.000 If we can go exponentially faster than light, theoretically, you're basically moving into the future, I guess.

01:02:27.000 Then couldn't you take pictures of Earth in the past?

01:02:30.000 If you could take pictures of Earth in the past, why couldn't you recreate them with this new technology?

01:02:35.000 There's your time machine.

01:02:36.000 You don't have to worry about fucking up the timelines.

01:02:39.000 You're just taking pure data, having it interpolated by whatever the next computer is after quantum computers, right?

01:02:47.000 And then simulating that reality and traveling into it as whoever you want to be.

01:02:51.000 I mean, it's pure...

01:02:54.000 Hedonism.

01:02:55.000 You know, it's like right now we think of hedonism as fucking a great meal, making some money, nice car, red wine.

01:03:03.000 But future versions of hedonism could really just be like, I just want to be a dinosaur for 50 years.

01:03:09.000 Yeah, I mean, for sure.

01:03:18.000 Well, there's gonna be, look, think about how many people play video games most of the day.

01:03:22.000 Like, how many young guys?

01:03:24.000 So many.

01:03:24.000 Young guys with no girlfriends.

01:03:26.000 100% you're playing some kind of video game all the time with your friends.

01:03:31.000 There you go.

01:03:31.000 And you're probably having the most fun you're ever gonna have in your life.

01:03:34.000 So enjoy it.

01:03:35.000 Yeah.

01:03:35.000 Before the prison comes.

01:03:37.000 For the marital...

01:03:39.000 Why?

01:03:40.000 Why'd you say it?

01:03:40.000 Before you get told that you're a toxic piece of shit.

01:03:44.000 You can't.

01:03:44.000 And that is, by the way, I think there's a new phase in recently married dudes who...

01:03:50.000 I think there's a new phase that happens.

01:03:53.000 I think I went through it, actually, which is like that experience you had.

01:03:57.000 And when I reminisce on my life in the past prior to having kids, which I fucking love, but when I reminisce on the past, the memories that come to mind...

01:04:07.000 A lot of them are like snorting rails of ketamine and playing God of War.

01:04:11.000 It was amazing.

01:04:19.000 But nothing like, and I really mean this, it sounds cheesy, but I really mean it.

01:04:23.000 Like, what I was going for there, that's what I get just on any given day.

01:04:31.000 Right, you're looking for highs, and the highs of the love of your family is above and beyond anything else.

01:04:37.000 Unquantifiable.

01:04:37.000 You ever tell you Chappelle's take on it?

01:04:39.000 No.

01:04:40.000 He goes, not only did it increase the love in my life, but it increased my capacity for love.

01:04:46.000 Yeah, that's right.

01:04:47.000 It's wild.

01:04:48.000 And that can hurt.

01:04:49.000 You know, this whole, like, romantic, hippy-dippy version of love, it doesn't...

01:04:54.000 I don't think that's quite what love is.

01:04:55.000 A fairy tale love, real love, it's like that expansion.

01:05:01.000 Like, you know that thing...

01:05:03.000 Where you go from one size butt plug to the next.

01:05:08.000 Yeah, you know that thing.

01:05:10.000 But you know what I mean?

01:05:11.000 It stretches you out in a way that nothing else could have.

01:05:18.000 When I think of the past versions of me and realize in this confused way, that's what you're looking for.

01:05:25.000 You're looking for that.

01:05:27.000 And that impulse is being subverted or captured by hedonic technologies that are paradoxically probably keeping you from having that experience.

01:05:41.000 They're getting in the way of that experience.

01:05:44.000 And then new dads, you've got to shed that skin. 0.97

01:05:47.000 You know what I mean?

01:05:48.000 I had to fucking let go of that It's such a habit, you know, that form of life, video games, drugs, like, you know what I mean?

01:06:01.000 You have to be responsible now.

01:06:04.000 Yeah, exactly, yeah.

01:06:07.000 And that probably sounds like a bummer to a lot of people out there, but it actually, this is the way, you know, and it feels good when you're in it.

01:06:16.000 It's just hard to convince people to do it.

01:06:19.000 And that's why Elon's terrified of this population crash.

01:06:23.000 This idea that younger kids, young kids today are not having babies.

01:06:28.000 And as they're getting older, you're less and less fertile.

01:06:31.000 And so people are choosing to have kids later in life.

01:06:36.000 Or not have kids.

01:06:37.000 More people are choosing to not have kids.

01:06:39.000 And by the way, I'm not judging.

01:06:40.000 Do whatever you want.

01:06:42.000 You should be able to do whatever you want in this life.

01:06:44.000 And no one should force you to fucking live with somebody, have a family.

01:06:47.000 I don't know what kind of anxiety you have or whether or not you're a real legitimate loner.

01:06:52.000 You like being alone most of the time.

01:06:54.000 But it's just like...

01:06:57.000 The amount of people that are like super bummed out all the time is quite terrifying.

01:07:02.000 Yeah.

01:07:03.000 If you really stopped and think about just the number of people that are just running through life bummed out.

01:07:08.000 I know.

01:07:09.000 And there was some, obviously polls, who knows who the fuck is running them, but there was some poll about liberal women and mental illness.

01:07:20.000 It's such a meme.

01:07:22.000 It's so unfortunate that it seems to hold up to the meme.

01:07:26.000 It's so unfortunate.

01:07:28.000 But the numbers are like crazy high.

01:07:31.000 Well, you know, man, this is the thing about mental illness.

01:07:34.000 And there's lots of studies that have been, what do they call it?

01:07:38.000 A folia du, right?

01:07:39.000 That's the name for if you are around a crazy person.

01:07:42.000 You can actually, if you're around a paranoid person long enough, you really might start thinking the walls are bugged if they're charismatic enough, right?

01:07:50.000 Sure.

01:07:50.000 So, there's a quality to people who are charismatic and distorting reality that is contagious.

01:07:58.000 And then, when you add to it, it becomes a fashion statement, right?

01:08:03.000 So, basically the idea is, if you have some form of mental illness, It's not like I should shame you for it, obviously.

01:08:11.000 You need care.

01:08:12.000 You need compassion.

01:08:13.000 But one of the really, I think, very dangerous things that has emerged into the zeitgeist is that compassion has been confused.

01:08:23.000 So, in other words, what you might call enabling.

01:08:27.000 They are calling compassion, because the idea would be, right now, you need to get better.

01:08:33.000 Let's get you fucking better.

01:08:35.000 Not like, right now, this is just how you are, and you really don't have any hope.

01:08:41.000 So this is where, and also, I congratulate you on your courage, and all that's good, by the way.

01:08:49.000 It is courageous if someone has a mental illness to announce it, but When you go to the next step, which is actually the fact that you're trying to lose weight, the fact that you're trying to balance your life.

01:09:04.000 That is an aggression.

01:09:06.000 You know what I mean?

01:09:07.000 Like now you're aggressing against all the people who have this.

01:09:10.000 It is a slap in the face to the people who have it.

01:09:12.000 What I'm saying is there's a culture where the normal societal pressure to try to make yourself healthy, which by the way, if you go back a long time ago, if it's just like you and me and everyone in the green room and we have to survive in the wilderness or something like that, there really isn't time For somebody to, you know, it's dangerous if someone is doing things that keep them sick because we have to carry them.

01:09:39.000 You know what I mean?

01:09:40.000 We have to carry them through the fucking wilderness and that means we might die.

01:09:43.000 That lowers our survival chances.

01:09:45.000 So the idea is you don't want to enable People who are hurting themselves right who you don't want to enable people who have a chance to no longer like continue the patterns or to take the medicine or whatever the fuck it is to Feel better you actually want to help them feel better not keep them frozen in this thing which is a demonstration of their enlightenment

01:10:15.000 because that's the thing when health when sickness is health and health is sickness Well, that's the ant death spiral, dude.

01:10:25.000 That's how you create a very sick, unhealthy world.

01:10:30.000 And then you wouldn't want...

01:10:33.000 In other words, if you met some raving, paranoid person who was convinced that there were nanobots inside of them that were reading their minds and controlling their thoughts...

01:10:44.000 I told you that in private.

01:10:45.000 I'm sorry, Joe.

01:10:46.000 It's just not good.

01:10:46.000 Do you think like that?

01:10:48.000 That's scary.

01:10:48.000 That's a sad place to be.

01:10:50.000 We got to get you out of there.

01:10:51.000 We got to get you on Reddit.

01:10:54.000 Exactly.

01:10:55.000 Exactly.

01:10:57.000 Nanobots are legit, dude.

01:10:59.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

01:11:00.000 Dude, the main...

01:11:03.000 Well, you know what I'm really scared of, legitimately, though?

01:11:06.000 I don't think nanobots are controlling us right now.

01:11:08.000 But that this technology that they have, where they have these little miniature robots that they can send into your bloodstream to repair tissue.

01:11:17.000 You've seen these, right?

01:11:18.000 Yeah, absolutely.

01:11:21.000 Once that becomes an actual thing, like, what's to stop someone from injecting a few of those inside of you at the hospital next time you go in for a procedure?

01:11:31.000 Right.

01:11:32.000 And if it gets to that point, like, 20 years from now where they could do that, they could just, like, oh, we chipped Duncan.

01:11:37.000 Thank you.

01:11:37.000 Thank you very much.

01:11:38.000 Yeah.

01:11:38.000 Very important to find out.

01:11:40.000 Yeah.

01:11:41.000 Where this guy goes.

01:11:42.000 Yeah.

01:11:43.000 We have to track him.

01:11:44.000 Dude.

01:11:44.000 Everywhere he goes.

01:11:45.000 Absolutely.

01:11:45.000 And then you're linked up to some GPS computer by these fucking nanobots inside of your body.

01:11:50.000 And by the way, if you and I are talking about this shit in elf suits, you better believe somebody in the DoD, somebody in Raytheon or Lockheed Martin.

01:12:01.000 Imagine these little robots.

01:12:03.000 They do work.

01:12:05.000 For a while.

01:12:06.000 Whatever.

01:12:07.000 But after a while, they decay inside your body and they create rampant inflammation.

01:12:12.000 Horrible rheumatoid arthritis destroys all of your joints because they die inside of you.

01:12:17.000 Well, you know, it's like we didn't know that.

01:12:20.000 Yeah, I didn't know.

01:12:21.000 Gotta break a few eggs to make an omelet, man.

01:12:23.000 We regret the Tuskegee experiment.

01:12:26.000 Sorry.

01:12:27.000 We regret it.

01:12:27.000 Sorry.

01:12:28.000 Fuck.

01:12:30.000 Infected people with syphilis.

01:12:31.000 I'm really sorry.

01:12:32.000 Didn't tell people they had syphilis.

01:12:34.000 We're sorry.

01:12:34.000 Whoopsies.

01:12:34.000 In retrospect, it was a mistake.

01:12:36.000 We shouldn't have done that.

01:12:38.000 Sorry.

01:12:38.000 How crazy is that?

01:12:41.000 That's a real thing.

01:12:42.000 Or when they release some shit in the subways, you know?

01:12:45.000 Whoopsies! 1.00

01:12:46.000 Wuhan lab.

01:12:47.000 Whoopsies! 1.00

01:12:48.000 Whoopsies! 1.00

01:12:49.000 That was a big whoopsies, boys.

01:12:51.000 Gain of function research.

01:12:52.000 Whoopsies! 1.00

01:12:53.000 It was real!

01:12:54.000 Whoopsies! 1.00

01:12:54.000 It was real! 1.00

01:12:54.000 Whoopsies! 1.00

01:12:55.000 It was true!

01:12:56.000 Dude, so when you...

01:12:57.000 This is where, to me, if you do want to align with a classic paranoid state of consciousness, The way you align with it, without having to go on Infowars, without having to go on Reddit Conspiracy, just look at what is verifiable.

01:13:14.000 What do we know right now?

01:13:16.000 So what we know right now, there are unknown drones hovering over New Jersey.

01:13:21.000 We know that the President of the United States has been incapacitated for years.

01:13:29.000 No way!

01:13:30.000 Who saw that coming?

01:13:32.000 Dude!

01:13:33.000 We were conspiracy theorists.

01:13:35.000 Not anymore!

01:13:37.000 We were conspiracy theorists!

01:13:38.000 Now our shit is like mainstream, just basic journalism.

01:13:41.000 The fucking President of the United States has apparently been out of commission For years.

01:13:51.000 By the way, I welcome him on my podcast.

01:13:53.000 He has an open invitation.

01:13:55.000 Goddammit, that'd be awesome.

01:13:56.000 Anytime.

01:13:56.000 And he would be fun.

01:13:58.000 I hope so now.

01:14:00.000 Dude.

01:14:00.000 We'd have to give him a little nap in the middle of the podcast, but then wake him up, throw some water on him.

01:14:04.000 But when he's all there, when they got the cocktail right, and he's dialed in, and he turns into a warlock for a second, you know what I mean?

01:14:17.000 It's scary!

01:14:18.000 When the eyebrows move up.

01:14:20.000 Dude!

01:14:21.000 It locks up.

01:14:21.000 That's a lich!

01:14:23.000 That's like if you were in a cursed tomb and that thing comes around the corner.

01:14:27.000 That is scary.

01:14:29.000 The Sauron that comes out of him before he goes back to sleep is terrifying, but even more terrifying.

01:14:37.000 Is the network of people around him.

01:14:41.000 You know, you see those, it's really cool, the dancing dragons.

01:14:44.000 It's like six dudes in a dragon suit dancing and it looks like a real dragon dancing.

01:14:50.000 Oh, right, right, right.

01:14:51.000 Biden is the dancing dragon of presidents.

01:14:54.000 He's got God knows how many people just fucking like working so hard to get that thing to function.

01:15:02.000 Just in like brief moments, you only need him to function for like 10 minutes at a press conference, 20 minutes here, get him off the plane, get him in the fucking building.

01:15:12.000 If we can pull that off, we'll have power for a little bit longer, a little bit longer.

01:15:16.000 Dude, when you consider that we apparently live in a democracy, You elect this dude who makes decisions because in some way, shape, or form he aligns with what you want the country to be, and the people fucking puppeteering that poor old man are just like, no, actually fuck you.

01:15:34.000 He's not gonna make any fucking decisions because he's incapacitated.

01:15:37.000 He's gone.

01:15:39.000 Gone with the fucking wind.

01:15:41.000 And now we're in control and you didn't vote for us.

01:15:44.000 That is terrifying.

01:15:46.000 That is so—in a way, that's worse than a coup.

01:15:50.000 Because at least with a coup, you see the military, they come in, the tanks are in front of the White House, some dude is suddenly the leader, and you know it's not the guy you voted for.

01:16:00.000 Well, it was certainly, by definition, it was a coup against Biden.

01:16:05.000 Oh, with Kamala?

01:16:07.000 Yeah.

01:16:07.000 Oh, yeah.

01:16:08.000 I mean, isn't that by definition?

01:16:10.000 Does a coup have to be military?

01:16:12.000 Oh, no, no, no.

01:16:13.000 What's the definition of a coup?

01:16:15.000 I think a coup is just when you...

01:16:17.000 Is it just like some sort of a conspiracy to...

01:16:21.000 Overthrow the leader and install a new leader.

01:16:24.000 That's it, right?

01:16:24.000 It does have to be violent, right?

01:16:26.000 That's right.

01:16:26.000 And what a brilliant coup.

01:16:29.000 It does have to be violent?

01:16:31.000 Sudden, violent, unlawful seizure.

01:16:33.000 I guess we have to redefine that.

01:16:35.000 Yeah.

01:16:37.000 That's interesting.

01:16:38.000 Is there any other coup d'etat?

01:16:40.000 Right.

01:16:41.000 I know it comes from that, but...

01:16:43.000 Is there a difference between a coup and a coup d'etat?

01:16:46.000 What's a coup?

01:16:47.000 No, I think it is coup d'etat.

01:16:48.000 That's the actual definition.

01:16:49.000 What's coup?

01:16:50.000 It's the same thing.

01:16:51.000 People just don't say it.

01:16:52.000 It's said in violent honor.

01:16:53.000 Yeah.

01:16:54.000 It's essentially we shortened it.

01:16:58.000 So it does say violent, but if there's a bunch of people that conspire behind the scenes...

01:17:06.000 And they force you out, and your wife doesn't want you to get forced out, and then there's all these arguments, and then you wear a MAGA hat, and then your wife wears red when she votes.

01:17:18.000 Yeah, you send a signal.

01:17:21.000 And then your wife gives a speech where she's mocking Kamala Harris. 0.99

01:17:25.000 She's talking about joy, and just nonsensical fucking word salad. 0.99

01:17:30.000 Dude, I know.

01:17:31.000 I saw that.

01:17:32.000 It's like they're so pissed.

01:17:33.000 It's kind of a coup.

01:17:34.000 It seems like it's kind of a coup.

01:17:36.000 And also, the right thing to do.

01:17:38.000 That guy should not be...

01:17:40.000 He might have won.

01:17:41.000 I mean, it was the right thing to do in terms of, like, you can't have a guy who's just a figurehead.

01:17:47.000 That's not what the deal is.

01:17:49.000 The deal is this guy is going to be doing his best to look out for us and to make sure that he navigates this world of finance and environment and international You can't have only a mask.

01:18:12.000 Who's running the deal?

01:18:14.000 Okay, so again, this is the fantasy of any hippie or whatever.

01:18:23.000 Predicted in the New Age movement, and I think you could argue in a lot of religions, is the consciousness shift is happening.

01:18:31.000 The Age of Aquarius, whatever the fuck you want to call it.

01:18:33.000 Consciousness shift.

01:18:34.000 And so the idea is that what we're witnessing Is essentially the collapse of a way of doing things that is collapsing and as it collapses it starts making big mistakes.

01:18:51.000 One big mistake would be People figure out that we have had a president who is basically incapacitated, meaning we don't really need a president.

01:19:05.000 The whole model starts falling apart.

01:19:08.000 Also, when you realize like they like If you watch basketball or skateboarding, watch skateboarding now versus skateboarding when people started skateboarding.

01:19:21.000 Like the tricks like people are doing now versus what they used to do, right?

01:19:24.000 And you see how quickly people, when something's fun or important, how quickly it evolves, right?

01:19:30.000 So the coup is problematic in that, again, you know a coup has happened.

01:19:35.000 The ultimate coup is to have a figurehead.

01:19:41.000 Now, you know, it's a hacky trope, I guess, the idea being that, like, every president is just a fucking puppet, right?

01:19:50.000 But the problem with that puppet is that, like, these are puppets who actually do have power.

01:19:56.000 They will make decisions, even if there's a lot of pressure from God knows whatever the web of unknown people is that tries to, like, grab the The steering wheel, they can say no.

01:20:06.000 So that's a problem.

01:20:07.000 So if I want to control the steering wheel completely, dude, what's better than an old man who has dementia? 1.00

01:20:18.000 Because I could tell him shit happened that didn't happen.

01:20:21.000 I could show him news sources that aren't even real.

01:20:24.000 You know what I mean?

01:20:25.000 I could literally, like, He probably pretends to be able to read.

01:20:28.000 His eyes are probably gone.

01:20:30.000 Dude, absolutely.

01:20:31.000 Probably pretends.

01:20:32.000 And then the other side of it, aside from it, it's a coup.

01:20:32.000 Absolutely.

01:20:37.000 It's completely unconstitutional.

01:20:39.000 It's a fucked up takeover of the U.S. government.

01:20:44.000 If you just look at the abuse of the right thing to do when you have a president, a bus driver, Whoever who's got senile dementia is to say, hey guys, he's really sick and he can't do the job anymore.

01:21:01.000 And we have to find somebody else to do the job now.

01:21:04.000 That's the right thing to do.

01:21:05.000 But these motherfuckers are like, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1.00

01:21:08.000 We'll lose our jobs.

01:21:09.000 We're in the fucking cabinet.

01:21:10.000 Exactly.

01:21:11.000 They're like, we don't want a primary.

01:21:12.000 Because if another Democrat comes in, if Shapiro comes in, if Newsom comes in, a whole new cabinet.

01:21:18.000 Everybody knew.

01:21:18.000 That's right.

01:21:19.000 Everybody knew.

01:21:20.000 That's it.

01:21:20.000 Everybody wants to keep their job.

01:21:21.000 It's so fucked up.

01:21:24.000 Even if you are sad that Trump won and you wish Kamala Harris won, If she did win, it would be the first time that anybody won without winning a primary.

01:21:35.000 Right.

01:21:35.000 And that's kind of crazy.

01:21:36.000 And it's not a good precedent to set.

01:21:38.000 It's not good to let people weasel around this system that we have in place.

01:21:44.000 And by having a vice president and then immediately appointing them as the Democratic candidate, that's kind of illegal.

01:21:50.000 It seems like it's kind of illegal.

01:21:52.000 Is it illegal?

01:21:53.000 Well, dude, I mean, should it be illegal?

01:21:55.000 How about, let me say this.

01:21:57.000 That should be illegal.

01:21:58.000 Right.

01:21:58.000 You should have to have a vote from the people to decide who their democratic elected person who's going to run for president is.

01:22:06.000 That's the whole deal.

01:22:06.000 Right.

01:22:09.000 Maybe people didn't vote for you when you were running for president, which is a fact.

01:22:09.000 Yeah.

01:22:15.000 And so then when you ran for vice president or when he chose you as vice president, all of a sudden we're supposed to pretend that you're a really good candidate for president.

01:22:24.000 Let's find out what the people think.

01:22:26.000 If you guys believe that she's the best person for the job, the whole idea is supposed to be sell it and then people vote.

01:22:32.000 Like, really vote.

01:22:34.000 Don't fuck with the vote.

01:22:34.000 Actually vote.

01:22:36.000 The mail-in ballots seem kind of odd.

01:22:38.000 Let's not do that.

01:22:40.000 Nixon was talking about how they could be rigged in the 70s.

01:22:42.000 Yeah.

01:22:43.000 Let's just do it in person, like we always do.

01:22:45.000 That's right, man.

01:22:46.000 Let's just vote.

01:22:47.000 The idea is, like, if I'm a kidnapper, and I kidnap you, and I, I don't know, knock you out or something, you come to, and I explain, we're married.

01:22:58.000 I need to pull that off.

01:22:59.000 We're now married.

01:23:00.000 I've just kidnapped somebody, but now they think that we're married.

01:23:03.000 What I'm saying is...

01:23:06.000 You know, if you're gaslighting, you really need to execute perfectly gaslighting.

01:23:12.000 And so the problem with, and I think this is the buried fucking headline in the drones, in the Kamala coup, the president with senile dementia, is that All of these actions taken by the federal government have not just corroded people's trust in the federal government, but potentially annihilated it.

01:23:38.000 Meaning now, if I'm kidnapped by somebody...

01:23:38.000 Annihilated it.

01:23:42.000 And they're like, no, here's why I kidnapped you.

01:23:44.000 Oh, God, there's that great movie where, like, somebody ends up in someone's survival bunker, and you wonder, is it really the end of the world, or is this person kidnapped?

01:23:52.000 He's saying, you can't go out there.

01:23:53.000 But it's like, the idea is, the moment, if I've been kidnapped and I actually buy into your shit, that's going to create a lot less anxiety for me.

01:24:02.000 But the moment...

01:24:05.000 Your kidnapee stops believing you.

01:24:09.000 That's not fun for anybody.

01:24:09.000 Whoa.

01:24:11.000 And right now, I feel like that's the general mood, is people just don't trust...

01:24:16.000 And the people that do have Stockholm Syndrome.

01:24:19.000 That's it, dude.

01:24:20.000 That's it.

01:24:21.000 Those are the people that are still getting boosted.

01:24:24.000 I am up to date.

01:24:25.000 I have all nine of my boosters.

01:24:26.000 Jesus Christ.

01:24:27.000 They've got boosters in their eyeballs. 0.57

01:24:28.000 You can see them swimming around behind their eyeballs.

01:24:31.000 And then...

01:24:32.000 Eventually, they're going to be just pointing and be like...

01:24:35.000 You haven't had your boosters.

01:24:36.000 That is...

01:24:37.000 Six feet distance!

01:24:43.000 That's what it felt like, man.

01:24:44.000 That's what it felt like being unvaccinated in the pandemic.

01:24:47.000 It felt like some people looked at you like you were the dirty...

01:24:51.000 Like, I heard dudes I know.

01:24:54.000 I know them.

01:24:55.000 I've hung out with them.

01:24:56.000 And they were calling people plague rats.

01:24:59.000 Calling unvaccinated people plague rats.

01:24:59.000 Plague rats.

01:25:01.000 Listen, this is...

01:25:03.000 Maybe you're not supposed to do this.

01:25:06.000 When you're saying you try to find the compassionate way of looking at Kamala Harris...

01:25:11.000 I try to find that with everybody, man.

01:25:14.000 That as an exercise that I've been doing more and more over the last few years, I try to push it all day long.

01:25:23.000 There's so many things to get upset about.

01:25:25.000 But there's also...

01:25:26.000 There's so...

01:25:28.000 There's so many good things in the world, too, and we can't fall into that.

01:25:32.000 We're not designed to soak up 8 billion people worth of bad news.

01:25:37.000 That's right.

01:25:37.000 We're just not designed that way.

01:25:39.000 That's right.

01:25:39.000 And if you suck all that stuff in, you're gonna have a lot of negativity in your life.

01:25:46.000 And it's not about forgiving people for like even like CNN people that are spitting out propaganda.

01:25:52.000 Like, your demise is self-created.

01:25:55.000 You will be punished by your own doings.

01:25:58.000 That's right.

01:25:58.000 The world has responded to all...

01:26:01.000 Have you seen this crazy interview where Don Lemon interviews some dude on the street?

01:26:05.000 No.

01:26:05.000 You haven't seen this?

01:26:06.000 No.

01:26:07.000 It's so funny, because Don Lemon's doing these on-the-street interviews, and he's talking to this guy about the news, and the guy's essentially telling Don Lemon, like, I don't trust all these sources you're saying.

01:26:19.000 He's like, look, here it is, Washington Post.

01:26:21.000 I forget what the subject was.

01:26:22.000 But he got Don Lemon to say, I don't listen to mainstream news either.

01:26:28.000 What?

01:26:29.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:26:30.000 Play this.

01:26:30.000 Play this from the beginning.

01:26:32.000 Because this is so crazy.

01:26:37.000 Who is the real president-elect, do you think?

01:26:39.000 Donald Trump, one, I believe.

01:26:41.000 Democratic lawmakers in Washington are calling Elon Musk president now and they're saying Donald Trump is the vice president or the head of communications.

01:26:48.000 What, what, what, what?

01:26:49.000 Wait a second.

01:26:50.000 No, no one said that.

01:26:52.000 Really?

01:26:52.000 Have you not watched and paid attention to the news?

01:26:53.000 Absolutely not.

01:26:54.000 I'm paying attention to what I'm doing during my day so I can try and get a better life in my head.

01:26:58.000 Okay, do you have your phone with you?

01:26:59.000 I do.

01:26:59.000 Why don't you Google right now?

01:27:01.000 Yes, tell me.

01:27:01.000 President Musk and see what comes up.

01:27:03.000 No.

01:27:03.000 But that's already a loaded question, you realize.

01:27:05.000 Tell me, give me the sources.

01:27:06.000 Axios, Business Insider.

01:27:08.000 We don't trust any of these.

01:27:09.000 The common man doesn't trust any of this.

01:27:11.000 ABC News, Washington Post, New York Times, The Atlantic.

01:27:15.000 I don't trust any of these.

01:27:17.000 I don't trust any of them.

01:27:18.000 I don't trust any of these.

01:27:19.000 We're the common man.

01:27:20.000 We don't trust any of these.

01:27:22.000 No one trusts the government.

01:27:23.000 No one trusts the common news.

01:27:25.000 We don't trust any of that anymore.

01:27:26.000 Independent news, we are the ones that own the news now.

01:27:29.000 People trust me.

01:27:30.000 They don't trust MSNBC because I care if I'm actually one of them.

01:27:35.000 I can't disagree with you.

01:27:36.000 Okay.

01:27:36.000 Well then.

01:27:37.000 I get a lot of people coming to me saying, I only watch, I don't watch corporate media anymore.

01:27:41.000 Oh, he said a lot of people coming to him.

01:27:43.000 I misunderstood.

01:27:44.000 I got a hard-on when I saw that.

01:27:45.000 Dude, that is incredible.

01:27:47.000 Well, that guy just geniusly broke down this illogical assumption that because it's on these accepted sources, it must be true.

01:27:56.000 Like, oh, he's President Musk.

01:27:58.000 Maybe we have the good guy, super genius on our side.

01:28:03.000 And this idea that he's doing it for money...

01:28:05.000 Hey, you fucking halfwits.

01:28:07.000 He has all the money.

01:28:09.000 Yeah.

01:28:10.000 He has more money than anybody.

01:28:11.000 Right.

01:28:12.000 He's simultaneously running multiple businesses that are at the peak, the cutting edge of technology.

01:28:19.000 Sure.

01:28:19.000 Shut the fuck up and let him cook!

01:28:22.000 Let him cook! 0.99

01:28:23.000 Also, though, when you realize, like...

01:28:26.000 This is like, you know, when the DNC starts astroturfing Reddit, when the DNC starts astroturfing 4chan, when the DNC started doing that, using all that fucking money, and it's so funny because the astroturfing, after she lost, it just stopped.

01:28:42.000 Explain astroturfing to people?

01:28:44.000 So the idea is like I infiltrate message boards, post political messages disguised as like somebody just putting a post up.

01:28:53.000 I try to redirect the conversation or essentially imply a consensus that doesn't exist.

01:29:00.000 And so there's ways of manipulating the algorithm.

01:29:03.000 Apparently on the DNC's Discord server they were talking about the best ways and times to post on Reddit.

01:29:09.000 To attempt to move the fucking needle. 0.97

01:29:11.000 It's kind of amazing, isn't it?

01:29:13.000 It should be illegal.

01:29:16.000 It's so fucked up.

01:29:17.000 Full on propaganda.

01:29:19.000 If we did a renegade rogue commercial for nicotine pouches on Instagram, you have to say this is a sponsored post.

01:29:28.000 So why is it that if you work for the DNC or volunteer for any state entity, You don't have to say, also, I'm doing this as a volunteer for the DNC. That's why I opposed to this.

01:29:39.000 You don't have to do that.

01:29:40.000 So that's Invasion of the Body Snatchers. 0.90

01:29:44.000 I'm pretending to be a normal person.

01:29:47.000 I'm infecting the data sphere with propaganda.

01:29:51.000 And if I do it enough, it will create the illusion that this is the consensus.

01:29:57.000 And the reason you want to create that illusion is because people like to sync up.

01:30:02.000 That's what they know.

01:30:03.000 They love to sync up.

01:30:03.000 And really smart people like to get really good at syncing up.

01:30:07.000 They like to get really good at it and really good at correcting others who don't sync up correctly.

01:30:12.000 There you go.

01:30:13.000 Sync up.

01:30:13.000 Yeah.

01:30:14.000 And you know what it is?

01:30:15.000 It's just dorks.

01:30:16.000 It's dorks.

01:30:17.000 And dorks have found a thing.

01:30:19.000 They've found a thing.

01:30:20.000 Maybe your thing could have been chess.

01:30:21.000 It's not.

01:30:21.000 It's politics.

01:30:22.000 You know what I mean?

01:30:24.000 Whatever your thing is, that's what's really going on.

01:30:27.000 And your denial of objective reality in order to win, it exposes you.

01:30:35.000 It exposes you to people in this new world that are recognizing That we are the only people that have ever gone through this.

01:30:46.000 And we are in this insane moment of realization about how much we've been bullshitted and manipulated in the past, how much of all of our resources are going to things that we would never agree to, and how much of this chaos Is being pushed upon us by people who are profiting from it in a fucking spectacular way that's almost indescribable.

01:31:15.000 Yeah.

01:31:16.000 Insane amounts of money in control of the narrative and it's not working.

01:31:21.000 It's not working.

01:31:22.000 It's still not working!

01:31:22.000 It's not working!

01:31:24.000 You and I and Jamie in a fucking room.

01:31:29.000 Yeah.

01:31:30.000 Are working.

01:31:31.000 Right.

01:31:32.000 That's not working.

01:31:33.000 What they're doing is not working because people are getting information from multiple sources now.

01:31:38.000 And the sources that aren't reliable, like that guy listed off, they're dying off.

01:31:44.000 Yeah.

01:31:44.000 You know, the New York Times app is more people use it for Wordle than anything.

01:31:48.000 Like New York Times has essentially become a gaming company.

01:31:51.000 Crazy.

01:31:51.000 See if that's true.

01:31:52.000 I don't want to get sued.

01:31:53.000 I'm pretty sure it's true.

01:31:54.000 Well, I mean, Wordle is fun.

01:31:56.000 I'm sure it's fun.

01:31:57.000 I think it's a separate app.

01:31:59.000 Is it a separate app?

01:32:00.000 I'm pretty sure.

01:32:00.000 Do you mind if I have more?

01:32:02.000 I do mind.

01:32:03.000 I'm tired of your drinking.

01:32:05.000 Thank you.

01:32:06.000 Is that what it is?

01:32:08.000 So that Wordle gets more activity for the company.

01:32:12.000 That's what essentially...

01:32:13.000 Yeah, there was a graph.

01:32:14.000 I was too lazy to read the whole graph.

01:32:16.000 But it was breaking down how Wordle is more used than anything.

01:32:20.000 Well, listen, this is...

01:32:21.000 Is that true?

01:32:21.000 Let's make sure that's true.

01:32:23.000 Otherwise, we'll have to cut this out.

01:32:24.000 I don't want New York Times on my ass.

01:32:26.000 Oh my god, that would suck.

01:32:29.000 It would suck so bad.

01:32:30.000 They've done it before.

01:32:31.000 It's just, that's their job.

01:32:33.000 That's their job.

01:32:34.000 You know, they're just like, that shouldn't be a job where your New York Times games are more popular than its news.

01:32:43.000 If that's what you want it to be, but here's the thing.

01:32:45.000 It's not necessary anymore.

01:32:47.000 And I think that through the rise of independent journalism, one of the things we're really realizing is that all someone has to do is be consistently objective and intelligent and post things and post takes on things, like Coleman Hughes or some of these people.

01:33:04.000 Consistently intelligent, objective, and then you'll develop a following.

01:33:08.000 Yeah.

01:33:08.000 And then you'll become a reliable source of news.

01:33:11.000 That's right.

01:33:11.000 Because I know that if I ask Coleman about X, Y, or Z, and he's informed, he's going to give me a very intelligent breakdown of what it is.

01:33:20.000 There's a few people in my life that are like Andrew Huberman.

01:33:23.000 If I have some sort of health-related question, Peter Atiyah.

01:33:26.000 I have some sort of like, how are they doing this?

01:33:26.000 Right.

01:33:28.000 And is this legitimate?

01:33:30.000 Right.

01:33:30.000 And they'll look at it, and they'll analyze it.

01:33:32.000 Yeah.

01:33:33.000 I've sent Huberman stuff, and he goes over the data.

01:33:35.000 He's like, this is fascinating.

01:33:36.000 This theoretically should work, and then this will explain why and what the pathways are and how interesting this is.

01:33:43.000 It's an amazing resource that wasn't available before to any person.

01:33:50.000 Forget it.

01:33:51.000 I mean, it's too difficult.

01:33:52.000 You'd have one line of inquiry.

01:33:55.000 You have one lane, whether it's archaeology or language, one lane where you're super.

01:34:00.000 Super well read in.

01:34:01.000 You don't have access to all these other professors that are working on quantum physics.

01:34:05.000 You don't have access to the James Webb Telescope people.

01:34:08.000 You don't have access to all this data.

01:34:09.000 It's too hard to get.

01:34:10.000 Now it's fucking everywhere.

01:34:13.000 Everywhere.

01:34:13.000 It's everywhere all the time.

01:34:15.000 That's right.

01:34:16.000 It's a question away on your phone.

01:34:18.000 It's a question away.

01:34:19.000 You pick up your phone and you just fucking press a button.

01:34:22.000 You say, hey, Google, why don't you tell me what the James Webb Telescope's been up to?

01:34:27.000 Yeah, hey Chad, GPT, why don't you talk to me like Santa Claus and explain to me why these drones are fake?

01:34:34.000 The best.

01:34:35.000 It's the best.

01:34:35.000 I don't know if the drones are China's or ours or water people.

01:34:42.000 They're coming out of the water.

01:34:44.000 Imagine if there's a civilization under the water.

01:34:46.000 I mean, that's where I would hide if I was like trying to hide from a civilization.

01:34:50.000 It's the ocean.

01:34:51.000 It's clear.

01:34:51.000 They can't get in there.

01:34:52.000 They can't breathe under.

01:34:53.000 There's a perfect place to hide.

01:34:54.000 You know what I've been saying for a while, last few weeks at least?

01:34:56.000 I think maybe what the aliens are is custodians.

01:35:01.000 I think maybe they're just here.

01:35:03.000 They're like some sort of a autonomous creation That's designed to accelerate our evolution, stop us from blowing ourselves up, and make sure that we build a quantum computer with AI. Right.

01:35:19.000 It's all a part of this endless cycle of integration in the great universe.

01:35:27.000 And we're at this, like, I don't want to get out of my cocoon!

01:35:30.000 We're in that stage.

01:35:31.000 We're in this bizarre, strange Australopithecus wandering around in the grass fields.

01:35:38.000 We're in this weird stage where we're gonna launch into some completely new way of interfacing with the universe itself.

01:35:47.000 Yeah.

01:35:48.000 And it's gonna happen, whether you like it or not.

01:35:51.000 Yeah.

01:35:51.000 And this is just what's happening right now, and that's why everything's so chaotic.

01:35:55.000 Okay.

01:35:55.000 McKenna used to talk about this.

01:35:57.000 He used to talk about how the end of civilization, it's not gonna be a whimper.

01:36:00.000 It's gonna be people screaming in agony and flailing and trying to hold on to the past.

01:36:06.000 Hold on to the way.

01:36:07.000 Norman Rockwell paintings.

01:36:09.000 I'm gonna bake my own fucking bread.

01:36:10.000 You're trying to do a waltz at a rave.

01:36:13.000 How many fucking genders? 1.00

01:36:14.000 What are you saying?

01:36:15.000 Why are these fucking drones?

01:36:17.000 They're drones, goddammit!

01:36:19.000 It's the meltdown!

01:36:20.000 And you know, what you're saying, so if you look at like Crick, I think it was Crick, he wrote a paper theorizing about directed panspermia, which is where you put it.

01:36:34.000 So, okay, directed panspermia, I get some kind of nanobot, which I guess you could say that's what DNA is, nanobot precursor, essentially like Well, I think it's weird.

01:36:44.000 And maybe I don't understand what he's doing completely.

01:36:46.000 It's weird to me that Musk wants to send humans to Mars.

01:36:50.000 Because it seems like it would make way more sense, pre-sending humans, to send drones, robots, to construct whatever it is you need to survive on Mars, to go in the caves, build the fucking...

01:37:04.000 Well, that's the plan, Duncans.

01:37:05.000 Oh, really?

01:37:05.000 So it's not people first?

01:37:07.000 The first voyage to Mars is going to be unmanned.

01:37:10.000 Okay, great.

01:37:11.000 That makes sense.

01:37:11.000 I think they have to do that.

01:37:12.000 They have to have a certain amount of supplies, because I think they can only come back in two years.

01:37:17.000 But I don't even mean supplies.

01:37:18.000 I mean, if we jump for 20 years...

01:37:21.000 How about missing that bus?

01:37:22.000 The Mars bus?

01:37:23.000 The two-year bus?

01:37:25.000 Oh, Duncan, you were late.

01:37:26.000 You slept in.

01:37:27.000 That's hilarious.

01:37:28.000 Yeah, you missed the bus.

01:37:29.000 You watched the rocket go up.

01:37:30.000 No!

01:37:32.000 No, nobody woke me?

01:37:34.000 You cock-suckers. 0.51

01:37:36.000 Fucking hilarious.

01:37:36.000 Imagine if you're like, Duncan is such a fucking douchebag.

01:37:38.000 Let's leave him here.

01:37:39.000 Let's leave him on Mars. 0.62

01:37:41.000 There's plenty of potatoes.

01:37:42.000 He can live.

01:37:42.000 That is so fucked up.

01:37:43.000 Let's leave him here.

01:37:44.000 Fuck him.

01:37:45.000 Make him fertilize his potatoes with his own shit.

01:37:48.000 Damon.

01:37:49.000 Yeah, like Matt Damon did in that Martian movie.

01:37:51.000 So obviously the way you're going to want to colonize habitable worlds is you create not just this nanobot, but you make it so the nanobot can only survive in environments that you would live in.

01:38:08.000 And then, encoded in the nanobot, The end destination what you're talking about the quantum computers some kind of AI that then will naturally uncover Faster-than-light travel wormholes whatever the fuck it is and then when the wormholes open up you can instantaneously travel to a bitable planets, right?

01:38:26.000 So can I tell you Terence Howard's idea?

01:38:28.000 Yeah, it's a great idea.

01:38:30.000 Yeah He thinks that we have it all wrong when it comes to the formation of planets and the creation of life he thinks what happens is that The Sun is constantly ejecting things, right?

01:38:44.000 You see these coronal mass ejections, crazy!

01:38:47.000 Millions of times like longer than, you know, the distance between whatever and whatever.

01:38:53.000 I don't know.

01:38:54.000 Just scary!

01:38:55.000 Crazy!

01:38:56.000 Bigger than Earth, right?

01:38:57.000 That he thinks these particles coalesce in space, outside of the gravity of the sun, and they orbit the sun, and very close at first.

01:39:06.000 But then as time goes on, they move further and further away, and they get to a place where they're in this position, like Earth is, and then they people.

01:39:14.000 They flower.

01:39:15.000 Just like when you plant a seed, when the water comes.

01:39:19.000 So cool.

01:39:19.000 He goes, and then it has to be sophisticated enough to adapt because the planet is eventually going to move out of the habitable zone.

01:39:28.000 Wow.

01:39:29.000 And he thinks that Mars, at one point in time, probably had civilization and life.

01:39:35.000 And then as Mars got further and further and further out from the protection of the Sun, it eventually got too cold, and it eventually got hit by something, it lost its atmosphere, and now it's just desert.

01:39:46.000 That's so cool.

01:39:47.000 Well, now they know there's water on Mars.

01:39:49.000 Yeah.

01:39:49.000 They know.

01:39:50.000 It used to be just the craziest of conspiracy theories.

01:39:52.000 Oh, there's no water on Mars.

01:39:54.000 There's no evidence of water.

01:39:56.000 How could a society live there?

01:39:59.000 But, you know, this is the nuttiest of nutty.

01:40:01.000 But some remote viewer went to Mars a million years ago and said there were pyramids there.

01:40:07.000 Sure.

01:40:08.000 And there was a civilization there.

01:40:09.000 Yeah.

01:40:10.000 And, you know, there's tribes.

01:40:13.000 No, actually, they think they came from the planet Sirius, right?

01:40:15.000 Like the Dogon tribe. 0.99

01:40:17.000 Yeah.

01:40:17.000 They believe that all people came from another planet.

01:40:20.000 Yeah.

01:40:21.000 If you were in Mars and you're a thousand years advanced from us and they never figure out AI, so they could just go in a different direction.

01:40:28.000 They're like super, super advanced though, where they could travel through the space between the planets.

01:40:33.000 And you get to a point where you're like, hey guys, we got about a decade.

01:40:37.000 Yeah.

01:40:37.000 We got about one decade where life can exist on this fucking planet.

01:40:41.000 We got to get off of this now.

01:40:43.000 Earth is ready.

01:40:45.000 There's some monkeys there.

01:40:47.000 There's a bunch of shit there.

01:40:48.000 It's like, you know, we could just go there.

01:40:51.000 Yeah.

01:40:51.000 We just go there.

01:40:52.000 And then we just munked around with them.

01:40:54.000 These guys are developing really slowly.

01:40:57.000 Like, why don't we do that?

01:40:58.000 And then Homo sapiens.

01:40:59.000 Yay, look!

01:41:00.000 There you go.

01:41:01.000 Man, listen.

01:41:02.000 Whatever it is, Definitely not what I just described.

01:41:06.000 No!

01:41:06.000 Whatever it is, it's not that.

01:41:08.000 I wasn't believing it as I was saying it.

01:41:09.000 I was like, that's crazy.

01:41:10.000 But dude, you know, I think you look at just the concept of epigenetics and what we're doing right now.

01:41:18.000 You look at the statistical probability of DNA evolving based on the age of the planet.

01:41:24.000 You look at these things.

01:41:27.000 And not just that, you look at the mythologies of the world, it all points towards some kind of advanced intelligence bioengineering a planet for some reason or another.

01:41:40.000 I mean, even like, have you ever read the parable of the sower?

01:41:42.000 You know that?

01:41:43.000 Jesus said, do you mind pulling that up, Jamie?

01:41:47.000 I don't have it memorized yet.

01:41:50.000 The parable of the sower.

01:41:52.000 How do you spell sower?

01:41:54.000 Sower, S-O-W-E-R.

01:41:56.000 Oh, like a sow?

01:41:56.000 Like sowing things?

01:41:57.000 No, like planting seeds.

01:41:59.000 S-O, sower of seeds, right?

01:42:00.000 Planner, the parable of the sower.

01:42:01.000 S-E-W-D-R? 0.88

01:42:02.000 But when you think about this, generally this is the idea of like there's people who are going to like understand Jesus as God.

01:42:08.000 But if you look at it as an extraterrestrial intelligence, planting seeds on planets versus it becomes this like crazy.

01:42:17.000 The sower is the.

01:42:19.000 Yeah.

01:42:20.000 the pair of the silk.

01:42:22.000 Whoa! 0.71

01:42:25.000 Though seeing, they do not see.

01:42:26.000 Though hearing, they do not hear or understand.

01:42:31.000 A farmer went out to sow a seed.

01:42:37.000 As he was scattering the seeds, some fell along the path and the birds ate it up.

01:42:40.000 Some fell on rocky places where it did not have much soil.

01:42:44.000 It sprang up quickly because the soil was shallow.

01:42:46.000 Whoa.

01:43:03.000 Whoa.

01:43:04.000 Listen to this.

01:43:06.000 The disciples came to him and asked, why do you speak to the people in parables?

01:43:11.000 He replied, because the knowledge of the secrets of the kingdom of heaven has been given to you, but not to them.

01:43:18.000 Whoever has will be given more, and they will have an abundance.

01:43:23.000 Whoever does not have, even what they have will be taken from them. 0.97

01:43:27.000 This is why I speak to them in parables.

01:43:30.000 I'd be like, bro, what the fuck did you say?

01:43:32.000 Can you break that down?

01:43:33.000 If I had that guy on the podcast, if I had God on the podcast, I'd be like, okay.

01:43:38.000 Do you have friends?

01:43:39.000 When you talk to friends, when you say complicated things, you should make them make sense.

01:43:45.000 So I know you're smart.

01:43:46.000 You made the whole universe.

01:43:48.000 I'm not being disrespectful, sir.

01:43:50.000 But what did you just say?

01:43:51.000 Well, let me answer it.

01:43:52.000 In a parable, you see, imagine a flower growing from stone.

01:43:57.000 Sometimes the stone is angry at the flower, but sometimes the stone glows with light.

01:44:03.000 This is why.

01:44:05.000 Is it because we teach kids that way, kind of?

01:44:10.000 We kind of teach kids almost in parables.

01:44:13.000 We teach kids like a simplistic form of everything.

01:44:18.000 Well, I think it's an acknowledgement of a kind of spectrum of intelligence, right?

01:44:23.000 It's like, the idea is like, let me give you a little data fractal here.

01:44:27.000 That's why it's so rude when someone talks down to you.

01:44:30.000 Oh, the worst.

01:44:31.000 When someone's like, I don't know if you know.

01:44:34.000 But let me explain to you.

01:44:35.000 Oh, please.

01:44:36.000 What's wrong with the way you're thinking?

01:44:37.000 I can't wait to hear.

01:44:39.000 It's the grossest way to talk to people ever.

01:44:41.000 It is.

01:44:42.000 It's absolutely a sign of low intelligence if you're so idiotic that you think...

01:44:47.000 And you'd be mean.

01:44:48.000 Yeah, but how do you think...

01:44:49.000 You feel it.

01:44:49.000 But you're deciding to be mean about a point of discussion.

01:44:55.000 That's right.

01:44:56.000 That's what it is.

01:44:56.000 You're deciding to be mean.

01:44:57.000 Instead of saying, I have a lot of knowledge about this, if I could tell you what I know, this is why I believe what you're saying is not true, because I actually have a PhD in this, and this is how we know this, and this is how we know that.

01:45:12.000 And then you go, oh, that's essentially what Eric Weinstein did to Terrence Howard.

01:45:17.000 So when Terence Howard was on the podcast, there was a lot of things that he was saying that were true and really fascinating and very interesting.

01:45:22.000 He's a very brilliant guy.

01:45:24.000 Eric Weinstein is a legitimate PhD in mathematics.

01:45:27.000 He's super fucking crazy scary smart.

01:45:30.000 And he said to him, he said, look, I'm not giving you peer review.

01:45:33.000 He goes, I'm not a peer.

01:45:34.000 You're not my peer.

01:45:35.000 He goes, I'm an expert.

01:45:36.000 I'm giving you an expert review.

01:45:38.000 I'm saying you have a lot of really interesting ideas.

01:45:40.000 Just stop teaching people.

01:45:42.000 It's offensive to the people that actually do this for a living.

01:45:45.000 That's all it is.

01:45:46.000 You are like us.

01:45:47.000 And this is what he said of them.

01:45:49.000 He said he's one of us.

01:45:49.000 He just went down a different path.

01:45:51.000 That's right.

01:45:51.000 He's a brilliant guy.

01:45:53.000 Who has a strong desire to understand the universe.

01:45:57.000 Yeah.

01:45:57.000 A strong desire to understand things.

01:45:59.000 But you have to go down the path of peers.

01:46:02.000 You have to go down the path of you've got to be with all these other legitimate people to bounce these ideas about.

01:46:08.000 And the only way you're really going to get – you have to find some online community of legitimate people that accept you.

01:46:13.000 You have to be invited into something or you have to fucking attend a university like all the other ones did.

01:46:18.000 That's how you find out especially when it comes to shit like mathematics.

01:46:22.000 Boy, you know, when you're talking about things like physics, boy, these are cold, hard, fact-based disciplines.

01:46:32.000 You need to be around the people that are the cream of the crop of that.

01:46:35.000 That's it.

01:46:35.000 Yeah, that's right, man.

01:46:36.000 And I watched some of that, and I loved it because Well, that's what compassion looks like.

01:46:47.000 You got to see also that Terence is a good guy.

01:46:49.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:46:50.000 He didn't get upset.

01:46:50.000 He didn't get angry.

01:46:51.000 Yeah, it wasn't designed to humiliate.

01:46:53.000 It wasn't at all.

01:46:54.000 And it was also an acknowledgement that a lot of his ideas are really fucking good.

01:46:57.000 That peopling idea is really fucking good.

01:47:00.000 The other thing that he has that he invented?

01:47:02.000 You've seen that linchpin thing that he invented?

01:47:04.000 I saw something like that.

01:47:06.000 It's like modular drone technology.

01:47:08.000 Yeah.

01:47:08.000 That can be used for construction and fucking moving giant girders and shit.

01:47:13.000 Creative vortex or something.

01:47:14.000 Well, they all link together.

01:47:15.000 It's like a geometric pattern.

01:47:17.000 The nerdiest of nerdy things was Weinstein calling him out on the degree of the angle of one of the fucking calculations that he made.

01:47:27.000 I don't even remember exactly what it was.

01:47:29.000 He goes, you had to cheat that, right?

01:47:30.000 Right.

01:47:31.000 And he's like, yeah, I did.

01:47:32.000 I did that to make it work.

01:47:33.000 And he's like, ah.

01:47:34.000 And they were like fucking with each other because he understood why there would be something problematic about linking all these specific geometric patterns.

01:47:42.000 And then he had to make some slight adjustment to make them link up perfectly.

01:47:46.000 I love that.

01:47:46.000 Super nerd talk.

01:47:48.000 Inside baseball, comedians do it too.

01:47:50.000 When we're breaking down a joke to a minute pause or something, it's the same thing.

01:47:57.000 But yeah, man, this is what I love when you read about the history of science.

01:48:03.000 You read about famous physicists getting in real intense fights with each other.

01:48:12.000 And you see that the process of discovering the truth does involve a kind of mutual curiosity but not being afraid to say this is fucking wrong but allowing the other person to fire back because you both know that via this conflict potentially you discover something new.

01:48:31.000 And that was the attitude.

01:48:33.000 I mean like this whole thing where suddenly Normal people aren't supposed to engage in science is really fucked up when you look at like the history of science, which used to be maniacs like Newton, who they analyzed his hair.

01:48:52.000 Mercury in his fucking hair.

01:48:54.000 Bro, everything had poisoned it back then.

01:48:57.000 Well, no, but he was experimenting with mercury.

01:48:59.000 He's like building scale replicas at the Temple of Solomon.

01:49:03.000 You know, like you look at that and you see that.

01:49:06.000 Now, Newton today...

01:49:08.000 You know, somebody like Don Lim would be like, oh really?

01:49:11.000 So you're gonna believe Isaac fucking Newton with mercury in his hair and his little dollhouse like the Temple of Solomon?

01:49:17.000 Oh yeah, he's a real scientist.

01:49:20.000 That's not what they look like.

01:49:22.000 It's like, these people were out of their fucking minds.

01:49:25.000 Sigmund Freud just injecting fucking liquid cocaine into his veins.

01:49:31.000 You look at like the history.

01:49:33.000 Freaking out about his mom, fucking shoving cigars up his ass.

01:49:33.000 Freaking out about his mom.

01:49:38.000 I don't think he really did that, but I wouldn't be surprised.

01:49:40.000 I wouldn't be surprised.

01:49:40.000 But, you know, you look at the history of what brilliant people who have shifted the culture actually behave like.

01:49:48.000 Tesla?

01:49:48.000 Fucking Tesla?

01:49:50.000 Like, I don't know.

01:49:50.000 He's in love with his pigeon.

01:49:51.000 In love with a pigeon.

01:49:52.000 Didn't want to...

01:49:53.000 Like, the thought about...

01:49:55.000 Castrating himself because his sex drive was getting in the way of his research.

01:49:58.000 So he's like, I'll just chop my dick off.

01:50:00.000 I think he did, dude.

01:50:01.000 I think there was a description of him destroying his sexuality.

01:50:05.000 Yeah, dude.

01:50:06.000 So you sort of like realize that for whatever reason, the priest class of default reality of which Don Lemon is a high priest have suddenly created this ridiculous version of scientists, of philosophers,

01:50:21.000 of intellectuals that are domesticated, People, normal fucking people, is actually really awful in the sense that all of the like philosophers and scientists out there today who are like, you know, in their filthy fucking apartments, who've been staring into a candle for like five hours, they're not thinking like, I'm a scientist!

01:50:45.000 They might be!

01:50:46.000 You don't know!

01:50:48.000 Basically, it appears that the power structures in the world want to create this homogenous version of humanity within which there's all these declawed people who completely align on a few ridiculous Absolutely.

01:51:09.000 And you can make those people very clawed if you bond them together to attack anybody who doesn't stay in line.

01:51:15.000 That's right.

01:51:16.000 Yeah.

01:51:17.000 And that is what, again, like a coup or you get rid of the president, at least you know it's not the president.

01:51:17.000 That's right.

01:51:25.000 Where you don't have soldiers in the streets, but a kind of societal pressure, an unending pressure trying to push.

01:51:35.000 Online bots.

01:51:36.000 TikTok.

01:51:37.000 The reels, the algorithm, like, dude, have you ever looked at Pendulum Sync Up?

01:51:41.000 But I don't watch TikTok.

01:51:43.000 I don't have TikTok.

01:51:43.000 I know it sucks because I try to send you some TikTok shit and you can't look at it.

01:51:47.000 I won't click on it.

01:51:50.000 They probably already infected my phone just because you sent me those links.

01:51:53.000 I'm sorry.

01:51:54.000 That's probably in the user agreement.

01:51:55.000 I still send them- We agree to infect other people's phones every time you send them a link.

01:51:58.000 I keep hoping you all have like- I try not to- I'm not giving in.

01:52:02.000 Well, it is so incredibly hypnotic.

01:52:06.000 Like, it is so advanced in what it does, but...

01:52:09.000 No, I'm interested.

01:52:10.000 It's really creepy, though, because, like, it's syncing, it's homogenizing people, and that's what I don't like.

01:52:17.000 It's like it's creating this synced up, and it's creepy because, like, the TikTok dance, Is actually, if you think about it, it's really a symbol of what it's doing for a lot of other things.

01:52:28.000 Like, maybe you're not doing a choreographed dance with your family in front of the Christmas tree to some dumb song, but why is it that everything you say, I've read...

01:52:38.000 I've seen written exactly in the same way on Reddit.

01:52:40.000 Why is it that every opinion you have matches, not just like the idea doesn't match, but the way you're verbalizing the idea is like a sentence that I've heard over and over and over again in different places.

01:52:54.000 That is so spooky to me.

01:52:56.000 And so to me, like that, and also that it's called TikTok, which in my fucking paranoid universe I keep thinking, is that the TikTok of a metronome that they're talking about?

01:53:05.000 Tick, tick, tick, tick.

01:53:07.000 Getting people to dance to a certain cultural BPM. Jamie, I'm going to send you something.

01:53:11.000 I'm not sure if it's true, so I want you to find out if it's true.

01:53:16.000 Someone was saying that there's a whole series of people.

01:53:21.000 I saved it on Twitter.

01:53:22.000 It's a link on Twitter.

01:53:23.000 That's what it is.

01:53:25.000 There's a whole series of people who are claiming to be doctors saying the exact same thing.

01:53:32.000 I saw that.

01:53:33.000 I know what you're talking about.

01:53:33.000 Is that real, though?

01:53:34.000 I don't know.

01:53:34.000 The problem with those things is, like, people bullshit.

01:53:38.000 And when people—here it is.

01:53:39.000 I'll send it to you, Jamie.

01:53:41.000 When people bullshit, it's really hard to tell, you know, because if you change this and, you know, create this in Photoshop and then people start spreading it, then all of a sudden that narrative gets out and most people don't ever hear, oh, no, no, no, somebody made that in Photoshop.

01:53:55.000 Right.

01:53:56.000 So by the time it gets around, it's like, I don't know.

01:53:58.000 I don't know if it's true or not.

01:53:59.000 Right.

01:53:59.000 These are one of those.

01:54:01.000 So it's like if that's true and if all these doctors were tweeting out the exact same verbiage exactly...

01:54:09.000 I wonder if that's a mandate.

01:54:11.000 I wonder if they're sent something like a mass email.

01:54:14.000 Mass email.

01:54:15.000 That says copy and paste this, perhaps.

01:54:17.000 Discord server.

01:54:18.000 Or I wonder if they're fake doctors or I wonder if it's like some bot program designed to encourage people to go get vaccinated or whatever it was.

01:54:27.000 I just don't know if it was real, so I don't want to...

01:54:30.000 I want Dr. Jamie to look at it real quick.

01:54:32.000 Thank you, Jamie.

01:54:33.000 Jamie's super skeptical to the point of being a liberal.

01:54:39.000 Why is that the end result?

01:54:41.000 He's triggered.

01:54:42.000 He's triggered.

01:54:43.000 That narrative gets around.

01:54:44.000 I know, I know.

01:54:45.000 Jamie's not a liberal, folks.

01:54:47.000 Jamie's very down the middle.

01:54:49.000 Hey, Jamie's not a liberal.

01:54:50.000 I'd say you're a centrist.

01:54:52.000 Is that correct?

01:54:53.000 Sure.

01:54:53.000 I think so, right?

01:54:54.000 This is weird.

01:54:55.000 I'm just looking at the account.

01:54:56.000 I'm trying to figure out a way to research it.

01:54:58.000 I might have to let Twitter or Google search the image.

01:55:01.000 See if the thing has been community noted.

01:55:05.000 I do see one different...

01:55:07.000 Here's what difference I'm noticing just looking at it.

01:55:09.000 Different font.

01:55:11.000 Well, the third thing that they're saying is a little different because it's starting to be a joke.

01:55:14.000 Suggma is a joke. 0.95

01:55:16.000 It's something that's Suggma Nuts. 0.99

01:55:18.000 Yeah.

01:55:18.000 Oh, really?

01:55:19.000 Suggma Nuts. 0.99

01:55:20.000 Suggma Nuts. 0.99

01:55:20.000 Ligma is another one. 0.99

01:55:21.000 Hilarious.

01:55:22.000 It's hilarious.

01:55:23.000 That's a brilliant troll.

01:55:24.000 Oh, that's very funny.

01:55:25.000 It's already in troll space.

01:55:27.000 Okay, so it does mean...

01:55:28.000 Oh, so it could be that a bunch of people just decided to retweet it for funsies?

01:55:33.000 Some of them are a response.

01:55:35.000 Well, why don't you go to their accounts?

01:55:36.000 Look up any of these accounts.

01:55:37.000 That's what I was going to do next.

01:55:38.000 Or it could have been one of those things where someone got caught.

01:55:41.000 Do you remember when there was this misinformation video that got out?

01:55:45.000 There was all these local news anchors giving the same exact speech in verbatim, in tune, in time.

01:55:53.000 It's really weird.

01:55:55.000 Play that, Jamie.

01:55:56.000 Do you know how that happens?

01:55:58.000 Yeah, they get given some...

01:56:00.000 They just get the same script.

01:56:01.000 Yeah, it's like local news stuff.

01:56:03.000 It's like, I mean, it usually happens with Sinclair Media.

01:56:05.000 Right, but it's about misinformation.

01:56:08.000 Oh, yeah, right.

01:56:08.000 And it's weird.

01:56:10.000 It's weird, because they're basically protecting their job.

01:56:13.000 So what it is, they've been caught stealing money.

01:56:15.000 You know, they've got a big fucking pot of gold.

01:56:17.000 And the people who are at the door are like, I heard you got gold in there.

01:56:21.000 What you're hearing is misinformation.

01:56:23.000 It's all misinformation.

01:56:24.000 We are the number one source of news, and we're dedicated to give you...

01:56:28.000 The true objective...

01:56:31.000 They're all reciting the same script.

01:56:33.000 Right.

01:56:34.000 Is it, um, what company is it that makes them...

01:56:37.000 Sinclair.

01:56:38.000 Let's just play it, though, because it's so crazy.

01:56:40.000 That these people are the people that are in charge of giving you the news, and they're reading off this thing, pretending that these are their thoughts.

01:56:49.000 This is what's bizarre about that, where it's untenable.

01:56:52.000 Because people know those are not their thoughts.

01:56:55.000 They know they're reading off a script.

01:56:56.000 Everybody knows it.

01:56:57.000 So it doesn't work.

01:56:58.000 You're just making noise with your mouth and people are still on Twitter.

01:57:02.000 You know what I mean?

01:57:04.000 They're still reading what's actually going on versus what you're saying.

01:57:08.000 Also, you know, the idea is you get these people to dress up like humans and then just get them to, like, intone whatever the fucking thing is you want them to read, and we think they're one of us, and so we believe them.

01:57:20.000 Jamie, did I send you the thing where the girl is, excuse me, the woman, is giving a press conference on the UAPs and the drones, and she's saying we don't know what they are, they're not ours, and they're not an adversary's.

01:57:36.000 I think I tweeted it.

01:57:37.000 I sent it to you, right?

01:57:38.000 That's the one where she's wearing the UFO necklace. 0.97

01:57:39.000 You'll see.

01:57:40.000 She's wearing a UFO necklace.

01:57:41.000 Is she a kook? 1.00

01:57:41.000 She's a kook. 1.00

01:57:42.000 Who is this lady? 1.00

01:57:44.000 Is this a legit press conference?

01:57:44.000 I don't know who she is.

01:57:46.000 All I know is she's in front of a podium, so I trust her.

01:57:48.000 That's what I go by.

01:57:49.000 It's a podium.

01:57:50.000 If you can get all the way the fuck up there and nobody tackles you.

01:57:52.000 Must be telling the truth.

01:57:53.000 You gotta be legit.

01:57:54.000 Yeah.

01:57:54.000 You're at the podium.

01:57:55.000 Totally.

01:57:56.000 Yeah.

01:57:57.000 You're at the sacred scrolls.

01:57:57.000 There's a flag behind you.

01:57:59.000 I'm gonna buy Ari a Torah.

01:58:01.000 You ever see the Torah?

01:58:02.000 Or the Talmud.

01:58:04.000 You can just buy it?

01:58:05.000 You're going to buy the actual scroll?

01:58:06.000 Get someone to write it for you.

01:58:08.000 That's a terrible responsibility for him because you have to treat it really carefully.

01:58:11.000 You have to put it in a vault.

01:58:13.000 No, he's going to keep it in his living room and jerk off on it.

01:58:13.000 They have dudes.

01:58:16.000 Did he say that?

01:58:17.000 No.

01:58:18.000 No, you won't.

01:58:19.000 I promise you.

01:58:19.000 I said that.

01:58:20.000 He still believes.

01:58:21.000 He's not going to jerk off on the Torah, I promise you.

01:58:24.000 Oh, Talmud.

01:58:24.000 No, no, Talmud.

01:58:25.000 The tour he won't drink off on.

01:58:27.000 Dude, how about this one?

01:58:34.000 Jamie, can you find...

01:58:36.000 You remember that lady they hired for the Ministry of... 1.00

01:58:38.000 It wasn't called that, but it was like...

01:58:40.000 Yeah, yeah, Ministry of Disinformation.

01:58:41.000 Okay, can you find the Ministry of Disinformation lady singing Supercalifragilisticexpialis...

01:58:45.000 You've seen that.

01:58:46.000 Of course you've seen that.

01:58:47.000 That was crazy.

01:58:49.000 Cindy Orwell.

01:58:49.000 Cindy Orwell, I think her name is...

01:58:50.000 That's not her name.

01:58:51.000 I just made that up.

01:58:54.000 That would be awesome!

01:58:57.000 She's like such a loon. 1.00

01:59:00.000 And this idea that this person is going to be in charge of what's legitimate and not.

01:59:03.000 There's too many things.

01:59:04.000 This is what people are realizing.

01:59:06.000 There's too many things that they told us were not legitimate just three years ago that are 100% fact now.

01:59:10.000 And everybody knows that.

01:59:12.000 And this is this latest, what is it, the House Committee thing with COVID and the Wuhan lab leak and this lady.

01:59:21.000 This is the craziest shit I've ever seen.

01:59:24.000 Nina Jankovic Can you imagine?

01:59:34.000 How you hide a little hide a little lie.

01:59:35.000 They think we're idiots.

01:59:38.000 It's kind of catchy.

01:59:54.000 I mean, she's beautiful.

01:59:56.000 Isn't this what Animaniacs did?

02:00:00.000 This is real!

02:00:04.000 It feels like Animaniacs to me.

02:00:05.000 No, I think it's really her.

02:00:07.000 No, no, I mean, but they would give information out in songs like that, song form.

02:00:11.000 And it would be informational.

02:00:13.000 But this was like something that she released when they were talking about her being the ministry of the head of this information.

02:00:20.000 I think it's honestly just her trying to go viral with a video about this thing that she's doing.

02:00:26.000 That's what it is.

02:00:27.000 And it's a good way to go viral.

02:00:29.000 I mean, we just talked about it.

02:00:30.000 People share it.

02:00:31.000 Even if it's preposterous, it's a good way to get attention to this thing that you're about to do and watch.

02:00:36.000 It's fine if the United States isn't literally trillions of dollars in debt and partially because people like that are getting hired to sing fucking Mary Poppins shit songs about misinformation. 0.66

02:00:50.000 Then it's an atrocity!

02:00:51.000 She should get Nancy Pelosi money.

02:00:53.000 Dude.

02:00:53.000 She should get...

02:00:54.000 I mean, look, Nancy Pelosi deserves every penny that she... 0.95

02:00:56.000 Bath tub full of diamonds.

02:00:57.000 Bath tub full of diamonds.

02:00:59.000 Just crystal and diamonds in the bathtub.

02:01:03.000 just waddle around and just hang in there until that fucking genetic engineering comes You could be young again.

02:01:14.000 What was it she said?

02:01:15.000 Joe Biden should be on Mount Rushmore.

02:01:19.000 Yeah, good call.

02:01:21.000 He's definitely not going to send you in jail.

02:01:23.000 That guy is...

02:01:24.000 Oh, this is what I want to talk to you about.

02:01:26.000 Pardons.

02:01:28.000 I'm not opposed to the idea of being pardoned.

02:01:30.000 Because I think that there's like...

02:01:33.000 Governors can find out that someone legitimately got railroaded and they can pardon someone.

02:01:39.000 I like that.

02:01:40.000 I like that the president can pardon some people.

02:01:42.000 I wish they pardoned Ed Snowden.

02:01:46.000 Julian Assange.

02:01:47.000 They should have pardoned Julian Assange.

02:01:50.000 I wish there was, you know, a way to stop someone from pardoning 8,000 fucking people.

02:01:55.000 And some of them are like murderers.

02:01:57.000 Some of them are the kids for cash judge.

02:02:00.000 Kids for cash. 0.97

02:02:01.000 One of them or one of the people.

02:02:03.000 We talked about this the other day.

02:02:04.000 He's one of the people.

02:02:05.000 He had two years left in his sentence.

02:02:06.000 But still, it's the principle of the thing.

02:02:09.000 How many lives were destroyed by that kids for cash thing?

02:02:12.000 How many dehumanizing decisions were made where you decided to lock young people up in detention centers where they would get raped and beaten up and tortured and separated from their family and sent down a Horrible road of distrust of law enforcement and of authority and everything else.

02:02:33.000 Everything else.

02:02:34.000 You're basically setting them up for a life of being a fucking loser unless they have the strongest of wills and they can figure out a way to stay positive and get through it and then use that to fuel whatever the fuck they do.

02:02:47.000 That's so rare, man.

02:02:49.000 Those people are so rare.

02:02:52.000 Well, here's the problem, man.

02:02:53.000 I mean, the problem is, well, number one, I think, okay, like, you pull someone over, you breathalyze them, they're driving drunk, right?

02:03:02.000 So, you're like, you can't drive now because you're drunk.

02:03:05.000 So, also, you wouldn't say to them, I'm going to give you the ability to pardon as many people as you want for any crime that you want, right?

02:03:13.000 So, if somebody has dementia...

02:03:16.000 Right!

02:03:18.000 Why can they do all the pardons?

02:03:20.000 That's so crazy!

02:03:21.000 That's such a great point that I never even thought of.

02:03:24.000 Why would you still give them that power?

02:03:26.000 Well, the other thing that's really fucking crazy about it is, I don't know what the president makes a year, but it's not enough money.

02:03:33.000 We barely pay the president anything.

02:03:35.000 I think it's like $400,000.

02:03:37.000 $400,000 a year.

02:03:38.000 You can't say that's barely enough.

02:03:40.000 That's barely anything.

02:03:41.000 No, I mean for the actual job.

02:03:43.000 I mean literally every day you're shitting blood because no matter what you do, you say the wrong thing, 5,000 people accidentally die.

02:03:51.000 It's the most stressful job on earth.

02:03:53.000 I'm saying the actual thing theoretically in my mind.

02:03:55.000 So I would say, you know, in the way that we pay our football players a shit ton of money, baseball players a shit ton of money, the dude...

02:04:04.000 Theoretically, keeping our country from getting nuked should make a lot of money.

02:04:07.000 Why not?

02:04:08.000 How about this?

02:04:09.000 How about we pay them more, but they can't do speeches? 1.00

02:04:11.000 No speeches afterwards.

02:04:13.000 No paid speeches when you leave.

02:04:14.000 You can write books.

02:04:15.000 You can write books, but none of those paid bank speeches.

02:04:19.000 None of those $500,000 speeches.

02:04:22.000 That's the pardons.

02:04:22.000 To me, it's like on your way out.

02:04:24.000 You sell pardons.

02:04:26.000 On your way out, via some God knows what mechanism that's probably been in place for a long time, people are able to give you this or that, and you pardon that person.

02:04:39.000 That's where it's fucked up.

02:04:40.000 It's like, dude, come on, bro.

02:04:42.000 Come on, man.

02:04:43.000 That's trading.

02:04:44.000 That's how it works.

02:04:45.000 I'll give you a little of this, you'll give me a little of that, and we'll do it right in front of the world.

02:04:48.000 We're going to let out murderers.

02:04:50.000 And then especially if you got cooed.

02:04:54.000 So especially you got cooed, you got humiliated, they didn't give you your drugs. 0.99

02:04:57.000 Why isn't he letting out Joe Exotic?

02:05:00.000 It's insane.

02:05:01.000 Let him out.

02:05:02.000 Why not?

02:05:03.000 Let him out.

02:05:03.000 You're gonna do Kids for Cash, you're not gonna do Joe fucking Exotic?

02:05:06.000 Yeah, and how is Joe Exotic DMing me?

02:05:09.000 How is this happening?

02:05:09.000 I think he, because he knows, because you will say things like this.

02:05:13.000 Does he have a phone in jail?

02:05:14.000 Dude, I feel like...

02:05:15.000 Are you allowed to have a phone in jail?

02:05:16.000 Can you have a Twitter account?

02:05:17.000 Joe, I feel like right now, because of you aiding Trump and getting elected, and I don't think you're the kind of person to do this, but I do feel like you could probably call in at least one favor.

02:05:30.000 Get Joe Exotic out.

02:05:32.000 Dude!

02:05:33.000 Why not for all of us?

02:05:34.000 Russ Albrecht first.

02:05:37.000 Okay, sure.

02:05:38.000 I think Trump committed to doing that, to releasing.

02:05:43.000 Really?

02:05:44.000 Yeah.

02:05:45.000 Does that find out if that's true, Jamie?

02:05:47.000 I believe it is.

02:05:48.000 I believe it was one of those Bitcoin fucking things that he did.

02:05:54.000 Dave said that, the libertarian thing.

02:05:56.000 Yes, that's right, libertarian.

02:05:58.000 I said libertarian and bitcoin are the same fucking category in my brain.

02:06:03.000 When I'm barely tuned in, it's all the same.

02:06:05.000 It's like NFT, libertarian, bitcoin, yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever.

02:06:09.000 I'm a libertarian.

02:06:10.000 In paper, it's a great idea.

02:06:12.000 It's not a real party.

02:06:13.000 I'm a sovereign citizen.

02:06:14.000 I'm a sovereign citizen, too.

02:06:15.000 Really?

02:06:16.000 Yeah, it's great.

02:06:17.000 But I'm not of this planet.

02:06:18.000 Where are you from?

02:06:19.000 The Pleiades?

02:06:20.000 I'm from everywhere.

02:06:20.000 I'm from everywhere, man.

02:06:22.000 I'm Johnny Cash.

02:06:23.000 Dude, that's a lot of places.

02:06:26.000 I've been everywhere, man.

02:06:27.000 What a great song.

02:06:29.000 What a great fucking song.

02:06:30.000 Johnny Cash was the fucking man.

02:06:32.000 He was the fucking man.

02:06:34.000 That's an incarnation I would pick.

02:06:36.000 If there's a VHS library of incarnations, there's a long line to be Johnny Cash.

02:06:41.000 I'm picking Johnny Cash.

02:06:43.000 Oh my god.

02:06:44.000 Top ten, probably.

02:06:45.000 Can you imagine being Johnny Cash when he played at Folsom Prison?

02:06:48.000 Folsom Prison Blues?

02:06:49.000 It's the most incredible thing.

02:06:50.000 He played at the prison.

02:06:52.000 It's incredible.

02:06:53.000 Paul Rodriguez did a comedy special at a prison.

02:06:56.000 Like, way back in the day.

02:06:58.000 I forget when it was, but I remember, I believe it was an HBO special.

02:07:03.000 And he did it live from a prison, which is fucking buck wild.

02:07:07.000 So badass.

02:07:08.000 Buck wild.

02:07:09.000 I mean, if you were going to do that, you would have to work.

02:07:11.000 You know who could do that?

02:07:12.000 Joey Diaz, 100%.

02:07:14.000 Easily.

02:07:15.000 100%.

02:07:15.000 He would murder in a prison.

02:07:18.000 Yeah.

02:07:19.000 You know, metaphorically.

02:07:20.000 I mean, if there was a simulator, and this is, again, like...

02:07:24.000 Is this Paul Rudd?

02:07:24.000 Oh, my God.

02:07:26.000 Behind bars, live in San Quentin, 1991. Damn.

02:07:30.000 Damn.

02:07:32.000 Respect to Paul Rodriguez.

02:07:34.000 I don't even know if it worked.

02:07:36.000 Are they laughing?

02:07:37.000 Are they laughing?

02:07:38.000 Looks like they're having a good time.

02:07:40.000 They have to.

02:07:40.000 That's crazy.

02:07:41.000 No, they don't have to.

02:07:42.000 I'm joking.

02:07:43.000 I'm sure they don't.

02:07:43.000 They just rush him.

02:07:44.000 How's the guards going to stop by the time they beat him to death?

02:07:48.000 I mean...

02:07:48.000 50 dudes just rush him?

02:07:51.000 Seriously, you're thinking about that before you go on stage.

02:07:54.000 They like Paul Rodriguez.

02:07:56.000 I mean, yeah.

02:07:57.000 How do you know?

02:07:59.000 It's San Quentin.

02:08:00.000 He was popular at the time.

02:08:01.000 He is still popular, but he was very, very popular at the time.

02:08:04.000 There's a guy probably in the audience who wore his daughter's entrails as a necklace.

02:08:10.000 You know what I mean?

02:08:11.000 Ate his neighbors.

02:08:13.000 Fucked his dog.

02:08:15.000 It's badass.

02:08:15.000 That's a badass move.

02:08:16.000 Crazy move.

02:08:17.000 That's a badass move.

02:08:19.000 I mean, dude.

02:08:21.000 When you think about all the shit that we're talking about and really when you sort of look at like just among our group of friends the insane events the last few months Tony Hinchcliffe was misquoted by Obama I mean there was a speaker at the Trump rally who said Puerto Rico is a pile of garbage Those are human beings!

02:08:44.000 Dude.

02:08:45.000 I mean...

02:08:45.000 Nobody's aged harder than that dude.

02:08:48.000 Well, he's withered.

02:08:49.000 Bro, but those are like...

02:08:50.000 These are vampire years.

02:08:52.000 These are like you got bit by a leech.

02:08:54.000 Like, you got a parasite.

02:08:56.000 Yeah.

02:08:56.000 Years.

02:08:56.000 Reading the Necronomicon or something.

02:08:59.000 Yeah, right, right, right.

02:09:00.000 You have the Ark of Covenant in your bedroom.

02:09:02.000 Yeah.

02:09:02.000 Like, you're cooking.

02:09:03.000 You're cooking.

02:09:04.000 You're aging.

02:09:05.000 Like, you look...

02:09:05.000 You age 50 fucking years.

02:09:07.000 You look like a really good-looking 70-year-old.

02:09:10.000 There's something weird.

02:09:11.000 I mean, just think about what that's like to be the star.

02:09:18.000 I'm saying as far as power goes, I think power must be so addictive.

02:09:22.000 And so you're the fucking president, not just the president, you're like this kind of rockstar president for a second.

02:09:27.000 Yeah, one of the greatest presidents of all time.

02:09:29.000 Of all time.

02:09:29.000 And so you lose that power.

02:09:32.000 And now what?

02:09:33.000 You know what I mean?

02:09:34.000 Now what?

02:09:34.000 And then you try desperately to, like, grab control of the thing and you can't.

02:09:40.000 It didn't work.

02:09:41.000 So, essentially, whatever, like, prana or energy you've been extracting from having that kind of power, it's gone.

02:09:49.000 It's gone.

02:09:49.000 Now you have the nice house, but really, what's left?

02:09:53.000 You are at the fucking control board for America, and now nothing.

02:10:00.000 You wither.

02:10:01.000 You deflate.

02:10:03.000 No purpose.

02:10:04.000 No purpose.

02:10:04.000 I think we're going to be able to read minds in five years, and all this is going to be a moot point.

02:10:09.000 I think it's going to all go out the window.

02:10:11.000 I think quantum computing is going to crush encryption.

02:10:14.000 We're going to have a real problem with currency worldwide.

02:10:17.000 We're going to have to figure out how to redistribute resources without conventional capitalism.

02:10:22.000 There's going to be some weird new shifting that's going to come along with the birth of this AI that's way more intelligent than us.

02:10:30.000 And everything's going to get super fucking weird and we're not ready for it.

02:10:34.000 And we think that we, oh, we have to be ready for it.

02:10:36.000 It's not going to happen like that because I'm not ready for it.

02:10:37.000 No one's ready for it.

02:10:38.000 No, it couldn't happen.

02:10:39.000 Just like a super volcano, just like an asteroid impact, it can happen and you're not ready for it.

02:10:44.000 That's right.

02:10:44.000 And a lot of us might not make it.

02:10:46.000 That's right.

02:10:46.000 Dude, okay.

02:10:48.000 This, as far as like AGI goes, When Altman came out and said this year, the CEO from the company, I don't know, one of the other AIs, said two years from now, I think.

02:11:04.000 But the idea is if Biden came out and was like, guys...

02:11:10.000 Got some news.

02:11:11.000 We've detected a mothership.

02:11:13.000 It's coming to the planet in a year.

02:11:15.000 We don't understand anything about who they are other than they must have extraordinary technology based on what we've seen of their ship.

02:11:23.000 I'm good.

02:11:24.000 The whole planet...

02:11:26.000 The next few years would just be getting ready.

02:11:28.000 NASA, anthropologists, philosophers, scientists, defense people.

02:11:31.000 What do we do if they want to fuck us up?

02:11:33.000 What do we do?

02:11:35.000 How do you interact with aliens?

02:11:36.000 But having these tech people say, we are about to have a brand new species, essentially, a technological species, and AGI is coming to the planet that will surpass Us, as far as being able to solve problems, we'll know everything.

02:11:55.000 It's going to be here in about a year, maybe two years.

02:11:58.000 You would think the reaction to that would be, okay, we've got to get ready for this.

02:12:02.000 What does that mean?

02:12:03.000 What's going to happen?

02:12:04.000 And we can't get ready.

02:12:05.000 Maybe that's what this scramble is all about, that we just have to fucking die screaming.

02:12:12.000 Merry Christmas!

02:12:14.000 Ho ho ho! 1.00

02:12:15.000 Maybe it can't be solved, just like Australopithecus couldn't figure out how to make a plane. 0.99

02:12:19.000 We're not prepared for it.

02:12:21.000 And we're not supposed to last.

02:12:23.000 We're supposed to carry on to the next thing.

02:12:25.000 And the next thing will still be us.

02:12:28.000 That's what's going to be weird.

02:12:29.000 The next thing is going to still be us.

02:12:30.000 We just want us to stay us like this.

02:12:33.000 We want, you know, fucking blues songs and we want to drink whiskey.

02:12:37.000 We want to smoke cigarettes.

02:12:37.000 Sure.

02:12:39.000 We want to, like, get in fist fights.

02:12:41.000 We want us to stay us.

02:12:43.000 It's not going to happen.

02:12:46.000 I'm sure if...

02:12:47.000 You could travel back in time, and there was an intelligent, semi-intelligent version of humanity, one of our ancestors, who still had a workable tail.

02:12:58.000 And you're like, hey, I want to show you what you're going to grow into.

02:13:01.000 And probably there'd be a lot of things you're excited about.

02:13:04.000 Whoa! 0.71

02:13:05.000 Cars!

02:13:06.000 Incredible!

02:13:07.000 You can shit in your own house?

02:13:07.000 Jesus Christ!

02:13:09.000 Wow!

02:13:10.000 But then they would see that we didn't have tails.

02:13:13.000 And they'd be like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

02:13:16.000 I'm not doing that if I lose my tail.

02:13:18.000 So this is for sure the sort of cultural drama that we're seeing.

02:13:26.000 And, you know, the trans controversy.

02:13:31.000 There's aspects to it where, like, yeah, dude shouldn't be in sports.

02:13:36.000 But the reality is, where we're going is going to make that controversy seem like nothing.

02:13:44.000 Not only that, it seems like if you wanted to have an evolutionary path towards a genderless society, Wouldn't you have that society, if you wanted to tame the wild primate, wouldn't you have that society be completely addicted to plastic? 0.85

02:14:01.000 They use plastic for everything, which is an endocrine disruptor.

02:14:05.000 So you have these plastic and these chemicals that get into the body, lower testosterone, shrink dicks, shrink taints.

02:14:14.000 Dr. Shanna Swann's work.

02:14:16.000 They shrink taints?

02:14:17.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:14:17.000 Shanna Swann, have you ever talked to her?

02:14:19.000 I didn't know the taint could shrink.

02:14:21.000 You should talk...

02:14:22.000 No, well, it's in utero.

02:14:24.000 So this is what happens.

02:14:25.000 When you introduce mammals to...

02:14:27.000 Her book is called...

02:14:31.000 That's right.

02:14:31.000 Countdown.

02:14:32.000 I used to remember it.

02:14:34.000 It's a great book.

02:14:36.000 She's really fun, too.

02:14:37.000 She's a really fascinating person.

02:14:39.000 But what they found is, with mammals, when you introduce phthalates, which are these plastics, like microplastics and the chemicals that come off of them, into pregnant women or pregnant mice, the babies have smaller taints.

02:14:56.000 And then the taint is one of the best ways to distinguish a male or a female in mammals.

02:15:00.000 No way!

02:15:01.000 In males, the taint is 50 to 100% longer.

02:15:04.000 Is it really called the taint?

02:15:06.000 Yes.

02:15:06.000 They don't call it the taint.

02:15:07.000 They have a word for it, she told me, but she calls it the taint because she's fun. 0.90

02:15:10.000 She has a thing on her website called the Jizz Quiz.

02:15:10.000 Okay.

02:15:13.000 It's very funny.

02:15:14.000 She's very funny.

02:15:15.000 And she's, you know, a really distinguished professor.

02:15:18.000 But what she's saying essentially is that these plastics are lowering hormone levels.

02:15:23.000 They are lowering birth rate levels.

02:15:27.000 They're increasing in the amount of miscarriages that women have. 1.00

02:15:30.000 So that all these things she believes are completely connected.

02:15:34.000 And that this hormone disruptor that is on these plastics is causing people to become sicker and a little bit deformed because your hormones aren't expressing themselves correctly because they're being poisoned.

02:15:48.000 Right.

02:15:49.000 If you were a society, like if you were going to get to where the aliens are, they look genderless, don't they?

02:15:56.000 Yeah, sure.

02:15:56.000 Don't you think that's probably us in the future?

02:15:58.000 Aren't you glad they're genderless? 1.00

02:16:00.000 Sure.

02:16:01.000 Can you imagine if the grays had big swinging dicks? 1.00

02:16:03.000 Giant hogs. 1.00

02:16:04.000 It would be horrible.

02:16:05.000 Those gray pictures would be very different.

02:16:08.000 Very different.

02:16:08.000 Standing over your bed, jacking off on your face.

02:16:11.000 Horrible.

02:16:11.000 Yeah, while you're paralyzed.

02:16:13.000 You're sitting there like, oh, this fucking piece of shit.

02:16:17.000 I think that we are clinging to this idea of male and female.

02:16:23.000 Look, I think currently there are male and females, for sure.

02:16:26.000 And this is why I'm...

02:16:28.000 Completely opposed to biological males who have mental illness, and that's what gender dysphoria is, even if you're being kind. 0.99

02:16:35.000 It's a mental illness.

02:16:36.000 Whatever it is, you're not well in who you are.

02:16:40.000 You wish you were a different gender. 1.00

02:16:42.000 I fully support you.

02:16:43.000 But you can't compete with biological females. 1.00

02:16:46.000 We can't pretend that you're a biological female because we want you to feel good. 1.00

02:16:49.000 You have massive physical advantages.

02:16:51.000 They've been clearly documented.

02:16:53.000 Anybody who says any differently is full of shit.

02:16:55.000 Talk to Riley Gaines.

02:16:56.000 Talk to her.

02:16:57.000 She's the expert in this shit.

02:16:58.000 She had to go through that shit with swimming. 0.97

02:17:00.000 It feels crazy to me that you have to say that.

02:17:03.000 It's so crazy.

02:17:04.000 It's so crazy that you have to say that to liberals who always wanted to protect women.

02:17:08.000 The whole thing is bonkers, but it just goes to show you it's not real.

02:17:12.000 This idea of left and right is not real.

02:17:14.000 Right.

02:17:15.000 These are just masks that people put on.

02:17:18.000 These are just a conglomeration of opinions that people adopt.

02:17:21.000 Most people have not thought most of the things through.

02:17:24.000 They don't have the time.

02:17:26.000 They have to work all fucking day.

02:17:28.000 They have a family.

02:17:29.000 Maybe they have a hobby.

02:17:30.000 They're trying to get out and play hoops with their friends.

02:17:32.000 Maybe they get together with their buddies and they want to play video games one night a week.

02:17:36.000 You know, like, Jesus Christ.

02:17:38.000 They don't have fucking time to pay attention to all this crazy shit.

02:17:41.000 And that's what's really going on.

02:17:43.000 Most people are just, like, deciding that, you know, I'm a progressive.

02:17:48.000 I will repeat progressive talking points.

02:17:50.000 I will violently defend a woman's right to choose. 1.00

02:17:53.000 And they get into these patterns.

02:17:55.000 And then the same thing happens on the right.

02:17:57.000 The exact same thing.

02:17:58.000 Exact same thing.

02:18:00.000 That's why, like, the right is against the war in Ukraine and the left is supporting it.

02:18:05.000 It's like, this is like Vietnam in reverse. 0.77

02:18:07.000 The whole thing is fucking bananas.

02:18:09.000 Right.

02:18:09.000 You know, the right is insisting on free speech.

02:18:12.000 They were the motherfuckers that were censoring everybody.

02:18:14.000 I know.

02:18:14.000 They wanted to lock Howard Stern up in jail.

02:18:17.000 I know.

02:18:17.000 He had to fight the FCC. Crazy.

02:18:19.000 They sued him.

02:18:19.000 His fucking parent company had to pay untold amounts of money.

02:18:23.000 How much money did Howard Stern's company get fined?

02:18:23.000 I don't even...

02:18:26.000 It was hundreds of thousands of dollars, if not millions.

02:18:29.000 Insane amounts of money.

02:18:30.000 The fucking government was trying to shut down a radio guy for talking shit.

02:18:35.000 It's crazy.

02:18:36.000 And now that's the left.

02:18:38.000 It's just patterns, man.

02:18:40.000 It's just patterns where people can justify certain behaviors because it aligns with their ideology.

02:18:46.000 And also, where it gets really fucked up is you are dancing to a song that basically there's like, here's two songs. 0.79

02:18:46.000 That's right. 0.79

02:18:55.000 There's two songs you can dance to.

02:18:57.000 The right song or the song of the left.

02:18:59.000 The metronome is beating out two, I guess, somewhat different rhythms.

02:19:04.000 People dance to those.

02:19:06.000 They get in fights over, you gotta do hard dance!

02:19:08.000 Meanwhile, there's a million other songs out there you could be dancing to.

02:19:13.000 And there are songs that are much older than America, much older than maybe the planet itself.

02:19:20.000 That's why I really think it's creepy the way that Christianity or any religion where there's theism Right. 1.00

02:19:51.000 And they don't like that.

02:19:52.000 They don't like that because suddenly you're supposed to be perturbed.

02:19:56.000 Like, you know, that stupid bump.

02:19:58.000 But it's also the arrogance of intellectualism.

02:19:59.000 You know, you get really smart and these ideas of these fairy tales seem preposterous to you.

02:20:03.000 That's right.

02:20:04.000 And you don't want to accept that maybe what it is is a moral scaffolding that keeps society glued together.

02:20:09.000 And it's probably based on some truth.

02:20:12.000 There's some of it that seems to be a history of the world.

02:20:16.000 Oh, and also to most people that I have encountered, A lot of people I've encountered who are rejecting this religion or that.

02:20:27.000 I get it.

02:20:28.000 It's religious trauma.

02:20:29.000 I just ran into somebody at Best Buy who recognized me.

02:20:31.000 We had a long conversation.

02:20:32.000 It's religious trauma.

02:20:33.000 They were raised in some kind of form of spiritual abuse.

02:20:38.000 Snake handlers.

02:20:40.000 But listen, if you want to handle snakes, great.

02:20:40.000 Bingo.

02:20:44.000 The problem is if you tell a kid to disregard their rational mind.

02:20:50.000 In other words, the introduction to the conversation of questions regarding this or that are not met with like, oh yeah, that's a good question.

02:20:58.000 I don't know.

02:20:59.000 But are met with...

02:21:00.000 You're going to hell!

02:21:01.000 You're going to hell!

02:21:02.000 You're demon possessed!

02:21:03.000 So then you experience that and of course you must reject the thing.

02:21:07.000 It's like when you have a hangover and you smell tequila, you can't connect.

02:21:12.000 So I get it.

02:21:13.000 But the main thing is what I love about religion or Christianity is it's like just try it on for size.

02:21:26.000 What happens if you pray?

02:21:27.000 I know you don't believe in it.

02:21:28.000 Sounds insane.

02:21:29.000 What the fuck are they talking about?

02:21:31.000 Sounds absolutely nuts.

02:21:33.000 I know it sounds absolutely nuts.

02:21:35.000 Now, what happens if you pray?

02:21:37.000 Just for a few days, what happens if you pray?

02:21:41.000 And then, once you start doing the experiment, it starts off with like...

02:21:46.000 This is just...

02:21:47.000 I'm gonna do it.

02:21:48.000 It's probably bullshit.

02:21:49.000 Opium of the masses.

02:21:51.000 But then you realize...

02:21:53.000 You're getting pulled in, not in a bad way, but right away there seems to be some feeling of connection, some sense of something a little different than what you're used to experiencing.

02:22:03.000 And sometimes that can get really scary for people.

02:22:05.000 And they're like, fuck this!

02:22:07.000 No!

02:22:08.000 It's getting me!

02:22:09.000 And it's like, to me, that should be the experiment of anyone who's skeptical.

02:22:16.000 And if you're skeptical about Christianity or any religion, you should be.

02:22:20.000 You should 100% be skeptical of...

02:22:24.000 It's like what Mark Twain said.

02:22:26.000 Religion is what happened when the first con man met the first fool. 0.96

02:22:29.000 You should be skeptical.

02:22:31.000 But if you read the Gospels...

02:22:35.000 And you realize part of the story there is an invitation to connect on your own.

02:22:41.000 You don't need the priest class.

02:22:43.000 You don't have to listen to the fucking rules.

02:22:46.000 It's just between you and the eternal and see what happens.

02:22:52.000 To me, that's the number one thing is just investigate, explore, and don't let anyone subvert your rational mind.

02:23:00.000 Use that as a form of connecting with the thing.

02:23:04.000 Even if you connect via rejection, it's still worth like a wholehearted exploration, at the very least to experience a cultural trance.

02:23:12.000 I don't think that's what it is.

02:23:15.000 Maybe what that cultural trance is, this is like...

02:23:21.000 It's a pattern that you can follow that can connect you to the divine.

02:23:27.000 There's a bunch of these different patterns.

02:23:30.000 This pattern might be Buddhism.

02:23:32.000 This pattern might be Islam. 0.95

02:23:34.000 This pattern might be even Mormonism. 0.92

02:23:37.000 Even Scientology.

02:23:38.000 Definitely Scientology.

02:23:40.000 I think all of them can be distorted.

02:23:44.000 All of them can be subverted.

02:23:45.000 All of them can have those guys that have private jets and Rolls Royces and you know those fucking crazy arena guys.

02:23:51.000 All of it can go in that direction.

02:23:54.000 But all of it is kind of a moral scaffolding that seems to be designed to help us in this journey of getting away from the primate instincts.

02:24:08.000 That's right.

02:24:09.000 All of it.

02:24:10.000 And also...

02:24:11.000 Connecting to each other.

02:24:12.000 And transcending state propaganda.

02:24:15.000 This is my favorite verse in the Bible.

02:24:19.000 They're trying to trick Jesus. 0.90

02:24:22.000 I don't know, they're asking.

02:24:23.000 Imagine being so cocky you think you can trick Jesus.

02:24:26.000 I would try.

02:24:27.000 I got it.

02:24:28.000 Maybe.

02:24:28.000 Fuck that dude.

02:24:29.000 Would be cool if you could.

02:24:30.000 I'm gonna bring out three card money.

02:24:32.000 We're gonna get him!

02:24:33.000 Imagine Jesus walking down New York City and watching him play three card money and getting suckered in.

02:24:38.000 You're like, hey, I thought you were the fucking...

02:24:40.000 I thought you were the guy.

02:24:41.000 Hey, man.

02:24:42.000 Don't do that.

02:24:44.000 Don't understand.

02:24:45.000 It's not the same card.

02:24:46.000 Oh, my God.

02:24:47.000 Jesus Christ.

02:24:48.000 You don't have any more shekels.

02:24:49.000 You're out of shekels.

02:24:50.000 Is that what they use, shekels? 1.00

02:24:51.000 I guess.

02:24:52.000 What did they have back then?

02:24:53.000 Denarius?

02:24:53.000 I don't know.

02:24:54.000 What kind of dollars did they have?

02:24:57.000 What unit of money was around when Jesus existed?

02:25:01.000 Super good question.

02:25:02.000 I wish I knew it.

02:25:03.000 Be a clever thing to say.

02:25:05.000 Shekels sounds good, though.

02:25:08.000 Shekels is a fun name for coins.

02:25:10.000 Shekels. 0.90

02:25:11.000 Was it Shekels?

02:25:13.000 It comes up with a Phoenician shekel and a half shekel. 0.53

02:25:16.000 Let's fucking go.

02:25:17.000 Fucking Shekels. 1.00

02:25:18.000 Let's fucking go.

02:25:19.000 It's Shekels, son.

02:25:20.000 There you go.

02:25:20.000 Oh, yeah.

02:25:21.000 So imagine Jesus blew all his shekels on three-card money.

02:25:25.000 Jesus.

02:25:26.000 We just stick to being the fucking Messiah.

02:25:27.000 What are you doing?

02:25:28.000 Why are you here again?

02:25:30.000 He gets hustled in a basketball game.

02:25:31.000 Like, Jesus.

02:25:32.000 You're gonna question everything.

02:25:33.000 You're not good at basketball and you can't run in those fucking sandals.

02:25:35.000 Why are you doing this?

02:25:36.000 You can turn water into wine.

02:25:37.000 Let's sell fucking wine. 1.00

02:25:37.000 Losing money in basketball. 1.00

02:25:39.000 He plays horse with people.

02:25:40.000 He keeps missing.

02:25:41.000 Wow!

02:25:43.000 That would really be weird.

02:25:44.000 Jesus would have to be really good at badminton.

02:25:46.000 If he plays badminton, he's gotta win.

02:25:48.000 He's gonna win.

02:25:49.000 Well, I'm not gonna believe you're Jesus if you can't wrestle.

02:25:51.000 If you're bad at pinball.

02:25:53.000 If you get pinned, if you get pinned really quick in a wrestling match, like, what the fuck, dude?

02:25:56.000 Dude, yeah, he's gotta be good at everything.

02:25:58.000 Somebody rear naked chokes Jesus 30 seconds in a match. 0.56

02:26:01.000 You're doing it and you're like, I don't know, he's not tapping out.

02:26:04.000 He doesn't know what the fuck to do.

02:26:05.000 He doesn't know shit, he's a white belt. 1.00

02:26:06.000 Why is he in this competition?

02:26:10.000 Jesus goes to the UFO Open Golf Tournament and everybody's like, Jesus fucking sucks at golf. 0.73

02:26:15.000 He can't even fucking hit the ball.

02:26:17.000 Somebody show him how to hit the ball.

02:26:20.000 Dana White, why did you let Jesus compete in the UFC? Jesus is playing pickleball.

02:26:25.000 Just falling down.

02:26:27.000 Not good at pickleball.

02:26:28.000 I know.

02:26:28.000 People would be so disappointed in Jesus.

02:26:30.000 Everything, the way he walked.

02:26:31.000 Just bowled a gutter ball every time.

02:26:33.000 You fucking dummy.

02:26:35.000 What are you doing?

02:26:36.000 Farts in the car.

02:26:38.000 Just that.

02:26:39.000 You gotta be like, dude.

02:26:40.000 Roll the window down.

02:26:41.000 Just...

02:26:42.000 Everybody smelled back then.

02:26:43.000 I think farts probably like cleared the air a little.

02:26:47.000 Something interesting to smell.

02:26:49.000 Some new thing instead of these shitty asses that I smell everywhere. 1.00

02:26:52.000 I just read that they used to think smelling farts in a jar would cure diseases.

02:26:57.000 What, it doesn't?

02:27:00.000 How do you save a fart in a jar?

02:27:02.000 Cancel my subscription.

02:27:08.000 How do you mail that?

02:27:09.000 There was some young lady that we featured on the podcast at one point in time was making a ton of money farting in jars. 1.00

02:27:13.000 Selling her farts?

02:27:14.000 Yeah, selling farts.

02:27:15.000 Dude, that's incredible.

02:27:16.000 I hope she didn't even fart in those jars. 1.00

02:27:18.000 I hope those dummies. 1.00

02:27:19.000 It wasn't even that long ago since 2014. No, smelling farts in a jar does not cure disease.

02:27:25.000 It does.

02:27:26.000 You don't know.

02:27:27.000 Read that!

02:27:27.000 You don't know.

02:27:29.000 My chiropractor told me that smelling farts was the way to go.

02:27:32.000 These claims are based on the University of Exeter press release that was not about smelling farts.

02:27:37.000 Imagine.

02:27:43.000 Have you heard of this new medication they're giving cows to make them fart less?

02:27:48.000 There you go.

02:27:48.000 During the plague.

02:27:50.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

02:27:51.000 Almost what you said.

02:27:52.000 That's not far off from what this says.

02:27:54.000 It's just something better to smell.

02:27:55.000 A jar of farts?

02:27:56.000 The Great Plague of London in the 1600s was a scary time.

02:28:00.000 The public was willing to just manage to stay healthy, including sniffing a jar of their own farts.

02:28:06.000 Back then, doctors were apparently convinced that the plague was spread via deadly air vapor and that a foul-smelling substance could dilute the pollution.

02:28:15.000 As such, some locals apparently took to storing their farts in jars, just in case the situation suddenly demanded a quick whiff.

02:28:24.000 Honey, open the fart cabinet! 0.99

02:28:26.000 Open the old vintage farts.

02:28:28.000 I'm going to get them farts from when I was 23 and I had a good gut biome.

02:28:33.000 Dude, like...

02:28:34.000 That's so hilarious.

02:28:35.000 That is so fucking crazy.

02:28:38.000 I want to know how long it lasted because, for what I understand, you can't really fart in a jar and keep it there.

02:28:44.000 By the time you seal it up, it's probably sealed up with so much oxygen.

02:28:47.000 There's only one way to find out.

02:28:48.000 Get Ari. 0.99

02:28:50.000 Get Ari to fart in a jar and smell it. 1.00

02:28:52.000 He'll just shit in there and lie to you.

02:28:54.000 He's so gross.

02:28:57.000 Ari just shits publicly. 1.00

02:28:59.000 He's out of his mind.

02:29:00.000 How do you get the fart in the jar?

02:29:01.000 I guess you put the jar up to your asshole when you've got to fart.

02:29:04.000 But then you've got to get the cap on real fast.

02:29:06.000 Quick, real quick, like a ninja.

02:29:07.000 Jamie, can you Google it?

02:29:08.000 You're going to get a little bit of air in there.

02:29:10.000 You know what I mean?

02:29:11.000 It's like moonshine.

02:29:11.000 It's not 100% alcohol.

02:29:13.000 You'd use a tube if you were a pro.

02:29:15.000 Yeah, you would use a tube.

02:29:17.000 A tube going into the jar.

02:29:18.000 You would have a diaper, a big gas diaper completely sealed to your ass like a COVID mask, and then you would just fart into that tube and it would go into that jar, and then you'd do it all day long.

02:29:32.000 There'd be a robot there that would seal that jar off so it's pure.

02:29:36.000 How do you know when your jar's filled?

02:29:37.000 What if you gave me a half-assed fart?

02:29:39.000 I want a real fart.

02:29:40.000 Or just the jar only has, yeah, a little fart.

02:29:43.000 I want a 3.30 a.m.

02:29:46.000 Taco Bell fart.

02:29:47.000 Dude.

02:29:47.000 That's what I want.

02:29:48.000 I want one of those farts where you're in the car and you buy Taco Bell and you immediately hate yourself.

02:29:53.000 Here's a study on it.

02:29:55.000 It depends on the container.

02:29:56.000 There's a study on farts in a jar!

02:29:58.000 You might need to use glass versus metal containers.

02:30:01.000 Oh my god.

02:30:02.000 It dissipates over days, obviously.

02:30:04.000 Who did this study?

02:30:05.000 Some awesome scientists.

02:30:08.000 Halshine and...

02:30:08.000 Jaxia.

02:30:09.000 Why is it called anal...

02:30:11.000 Wait, that can't be real.

02:30:13.000 Anal chemistry.

02:30:13.000 No, it's like a...

02:30:14.000 No, that's my study.

02:30:15.000 My field of study.

02:30:16.000 Anal chemistry.

02:30:17.000 Just go with that.

02:30:18.000 Oh my God.

02:30:20.000 Jesus Christ.

02:30:21.000 Literally.

02:30:22.000 I mean, you...

02:30:23.000 Farting in jars.

02:30:24.000 The sad thing about that article, though, because it comes out, and so that means there's people who think farts in a jar can cure cancer, and that means that somebody was laying in bed dying, and someone who loved them came up and said, I know this is going to seem weird, Dad, but I need you to smell this.

02:30:42.000 There was people dying.

02:30:44.000 But again, this brings us back to the placebo effect.

02:30:46.000 Could work.

02:30:47.000 Because I think almost everything works.

02:30:50.000 It just doesn't work when your streets are filled with sewer.

02:30:53.000 I think that was what everybody was dying of back then.

02:30:56.000 It was horrible, fucking...

02:30:58.000 Terribly unsanitary conditions everywhere.

02:31:00.000 Everything was covered in shit.

02:31:02.000 Everything was shit.

02:31:03.000 Shitty water.

02:31:05.000 You have no running water and you have a bunch of people living together.

02:31:08.000 You have horrible diseases.

02:31:10.000 According to their study, one of those jars, if found, could maybe have the fart from the 17th century.

02:31:17.000 Wow!

02:31:18.000 Now that's a horror movie right there.

02:31:20.000 Like you find like a 17th century fart.

02:31:23.000 You sniff that fart and then you immediately turn into like one of those 28 Days Later zombies.

02:31:28.000 And then it spreads.

02:31:30.000 This virus has had a chance to adapt and evolve and plan its strategy while trapped inside this jar and get back at the humans.

02:31:37.000 Because it doesn't have to die.

02:31:39.000 So it lives in this guy's butt gas and then it evolves over hundreds of years.

02:31:44.000 Figure out Through the multiverse, how to communicate with other bacteria everywhere and devise a strategy to morph itself over thousands and thousands of generations of new viruses to become some crazy rage virus.

02:31:59.000 By the way, man.

02:32:00.000 There's a new one coming out.

02:32:02.000 Here's the other thing.

02:32:04.000 Maybe that is the fountain of youth.

02:32:06.000 Maybe the thing they're trying to hide from us, the most obvious thing, is if you smell an aged fart, you're going to reverse age. 0.99

02:32:17.000 Yeah.

02:32:17.000 Maybe snake oil works.

02:32:19.000 There's a science on...

02:32:20.000 How do you harvest?

02:32:21.000 The best way to harvest is underwater.

02:32:22.000 Oh, science.

02:32:23.000 Super science.

02:32:24.000 Oh, there you go!

02:32:26.000 Don't try to catch the fart in there.

02:32:28.000 Yeah, but you've got to be accurate.

02:32:30.000 You've got to be accurate with your farts.

02:32:31.000 Jamie, can you YouTube smelling my...

02:32:33.000 But then how do you close the gap?

02:32:35.000 You gotta slide a lid in there.

02:32:38.000 You might get a little water in your farts.

02:32:40.000 Yeah, that's fine.

02:32:41.000 No!

02:32:41.000 You can't have farts and the water together.

02:32:44.000 They're separate things.

02:32:45.000 Oh, so when you open it, it'll be pure farts, but a little bit of water at the bottom.

02:32:48.000 How do I know that the water isn't diluting and slowly washing the farts over 200 years?

02:32:52.000 That's not how science works.

02:32:53.000 Jamie, can you scroll up a little bit?

02:32:54.000 Yeah!

02:32:55.000 Fart science!

02:32:57.000 In my degree in farts.

02:32:58.000 Sorry.

02:32:59.000 Can you pull that up again?

02:33:00.000 I find it interesting that someone wrote an entire essay on how to do this.

02:33:04.000 Will you go back to the beginning?

02:33:05.000 I just want to read the...

02:33:06.000 How do you introduce the story here?

02:33:09.000 How do you bring this up to a fucking person where you want a grant?

02:33:12.000 I recently caught my four-year-old nephew attempting to fart into a jar in the hopes of saving it for later to surprise Grant.

02:33:19.000 LAUGHTER This is not the first time I've encountered a little boy with a dream of bottling his own farts.

02:33:28.000 Years ago, my younger cousin, let's call him Jay, had a whole shelf of dated mason jars in their barn.

02:33:35.000 He was very proud of his collection.

02:33:37.000 That kid is killing cats.

02:33:39.000 That's a fucking serial killer.

02:33:41.000 He's got a fucking shelf of dated jars of his farts.

02:33:45.000 What a fucking psychopath.

02:33:47.000 Jay!

02:33:47.000 Jeffrey Dahmer.

02:33:48.000 He has nothing better to do than just fart in jars.

02:33:51.000 I wanted to show you my jar collection.

02:33:53.000 Those are my farts.

02:33:54.000 Now that's New Year's Eve.

02:33:55.000 And he's torturing animals.

02:33:56.000 That's a fart when September 11th happens.

02:34:00.000 That was a fear fart.

02:34:04.000 Oh my god.

02:34:06.000 Oh my god.

02:34:08.000 Wow.

02:34:08.000 Duncan, we gotta wrap this up, unfortunately.

02:34:10.000 What a joy.

02:34:11.000 What a joy, always.

02:34:12.000 Thanks for having me on, Joe.

02:34:13.000 Merry Christmas.

02:34:14.000 Bro, I feel like we could just do another eight hours in a row.

02:34:16.000 Easily.

02:34:18.000 I didn't even have to pee once.

02:34:19.000 I know!

02:34:20.000 It's crazy.

02:34:20.000 Like me either.

02:34:21.000 I don't know what happened.

02:34:22.000 Usually you have to piss like four times for this.

02:34:23.000 I know.

02:34:24.000 We were locked in.

02:34:25.000 I appreciate you very much, brother.

02:34:26.000 Likewise.

02:34:27.000 Love you, man.

02:34:27.000 I love you to death.

02:34:28.000 You're one of my favorite people.

02:34:29.000 You really are.

02:34:29.000 You are too, man.

02:34:30.000 You're a real treasure.

02:34:32.000 Thank you, Jeff.

02:34:32.000 And these are some of my favorite podcasts of all time.

02:34:35.000 Thanks, man.

02:34:35.000 This is a weird combination of the two of us.

02:34:37.000 I love it!

02:34:38.000 We sync up in the weirdest way, man.

02:34:41.000 It's the best, man.

02:34:41.000 It is.

02:34:43.000 That's it, man.

02:34:43.000 I love you.

02:34:44.000 Merry Christmas.

02:34:44.000 Love you too.

02:34:45.000 Merry Christmas.

02:34:46.000 Bye, everybody.

02:34:47.000 Bye!

The Joe Rogan Experience - December 25, 2024

Joe Rogan Experience #2247 - Duncan Trussell

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