The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience #2253 - Theo Von

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00:00:12.000 Who sings that?

00:00:17.000 How dare you?

00:00:18.000 How dare you say who sings that?

00:00:19.000 No, who's, uh...

00:00:20.000 Angus Young.

00:00:22.000 No, Angus Young is the guitarist, right?

00:00:26.000 It's, uh... 0.99

00:00:28.000 God damn it. 0.99

00:00:29.000 My brother used to beat the shit out of me with that music. 1.00

00:00:34.000 That's right. 0.53

00:00:35.000 And then before him, Bon Scott.

00:00:39.000 Bon Scott died of a drug overdose, right?

00:00:41.000 Oh, man.

00:00:42.000 Is that how he died?

00:00:43.000 Just went too hard.

00:00:45.000 That's the thing.

00:00:46.000 It's that moment where you're like, do we want to go any harder?

00:00:49.000 I saw a video of Angus on stage the other night.

00:00:52.000 Like, recently.

00:00:53.000 He's like seven years old.

00:00:55.000 From ACDC. Going ham.

00:00:57.000 Old fucking dude, white hair, just dancing. 1.00

00:01:00.000 See if you can find that video. 1.00

00:01:02.000 Just dancing around on stage.

00:01:04.000 Carl is still up.

00:01:05.000 He's like, Dad, you didn't even put me down yet.

00:01:07.000 It takes three minutes.

00:01:09.000 It takes three minutes to calm him?

00:01:10.000 Yeah.

00:01:11.000 You got a whole system?

00:01:13.000 It's usually three or four minutes, and then by for sure seven or eight, he's asleep.

00:01:16.000 Do they have a weighted blanket or not for him?

00:01:21.000 I don't think they do that for dogs.

00:01:23.000 He doesn't have that much anxiety.

00:01:24.000 He's pretty good.

00:01:25.000 Does that really work with people?

00:01:26.000 I feel like there's other ways.

00:01:29.000 There's that one video that, like, really, like, kind of weak kid who gets trapped under one or whatever.

00:01:36.000 Have you ever seen that at that birthday party?

00:01:38.000 How big is the blanket?

00:01:39.000 I mean, it's like, I guess it's like 80-pound test or whatever.

00:01:42.000 I don't know.

00:01:43.000 Like a Marlin blanket?

00:01:45.000 A Marlin line?

00:01:46.000 I mean, I don't know how heavy the threat was, but it's like...

00:01:49.000 He's, like, trying to text for help or whatever.

00:01:53.000 Jesus Christ!

00:01:54.000 Oh, so it's just a joke.

00:01:56.000 No, no.

00:01:56.000 It has to be a joke.

00:01:57.000 For real?

00:01:58.000 No, he was really trapped?

00:02:00.000 Yeah, it looked like he was very much trapped under there.

00:02:02.000 Oh, man.

00:02:03.000 He was very, I don't want to say malnourished or unnourished.

00:02:08.000 He didn't like to eat or whatever.

00:02:10.000 One of those kids only eats nuggets or whatever.

00:02:12.000 Oh, well, nuggets are better than just chips.

00:02:15.000 At least nuggets are some kind of protein.

00:02:17.000 Yeah.

00:02:18.000 I mean, some kind of.

00:02:19.000 What do you think Bobby Kennedy's going to do when he gets into the White House?

00:02:24.000 Did we start?

00:02:24.000 I think we're starting.

00:02:25.000 Are we rolling?

00:02:26.000 I've been going.

00:02:26.000 Yeah, we're rolling.

00:02:28.000 Okay.

00:02:29.000 Do you think they're going to get rid of nuggets?

00:02:31.000 See, here's my take on, like, I was just reading this whole thing about Chick-fil-A, and they were saying, this is the most dangerous food in America. 0.86

00:02:40.000 The number one burger, Chick-fil-A is like the number one fast food sandwich, chicken sandwich, and there's a fucking thousand ingredients, and it's like... 1.00

00:02:49.000 Yeah, just don't eat it every day, stupid. 1.00

00:02:51.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:02:52.000 I eat them.

00:02:53.000 I'm healthy.

00:02:54.000 I'm real healthy. 1.00

00:02:55.000 You just don't eat them every fucking day. 1.00

00:02:57.000 You enjoy them. 1.00

00:02:59.000 Yeah.

00:02:59.000 It's not your primary diet.

00:03:02.000 If you're going over there every day or whatever, leaving your kids at home to go get one or something, if you're lying...

00:03:08.000 You're just fiending for Chick-fil-A all day.

00:03:11.000 Well, they're so good, and they come in that little bag.

00:03:13.000 It almost has that...

00:03:14.000 They come in the unmarked bag, you know?

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00:04:35.000 I went to a football game the other day.

00:04:39.000 I ate three of them.

00:04:40.000 Yeah.

00:04:41.000 Feel good.

00:04:42.000 Still work out.

00:04:42.000 Still feel healthy.

00:04:44.000 The key is just don't make that most of what you eat.

00:04:48.000 Yeah.

00:04:48.000 Every now and again, a little Chick-fil-A is not going to hurt nothing.

00:04:51.000 Yeah.

00:04:52.000 Treat your lady. 1.00

00:04:52.000 Treat your friend. 1.00

00:04:53.000 Treat yourself.

00:04:54.000 Treat yourself.

00:04:55.000 Get off of work.

00:04:55.000 I'm going to have one today.

00:04:56.000 I'm going to get me a Double Double from In-N-Out. 1.00

00:04:58.000 Fuck it. 1.00

00:04:59.000 That's a lot, though. 1.00

00:05:00.000 Double.

00:05:01.000 Just get a regular one.

00:05:03.000 If you're gonna go hard, go all the way hard.

00:05:06.000 See, I'm the guy who I would get two singles instead of getting a double.

00:05:09.000 You know what I get at In-N-Out?

00:05:10.000 I get the Flying Dutchman.

00:05:13.000 You know what that is?

00:05:14.000 It's just patties with cheese on it.

00:05:17.000 It's so good because it's fresh.

00:05:21.000 Because In-N-Out doesn't freeze their meat.

00:05:23.000 Their meat is always fresh.

00:05:24.000 So when you get those...

00:05:26.000 I mean, it's just perfect, man. 0.98

00:05:28.000 Just two burger patties with two slices of cheese, and I pick those greasy bitches up, and nom, nom, nom, nom. 1.00

00:05:35.000 And I feel great. 0.98

00:05:36.000 I don't feel bad at all.

00:05:38.000 It's like the closest thing you can get to healthy food at a fast food spot.

00:05:42.000 And there's no bread on them?

00:05:44.000 No bread.

00:05:44.000 No bread, no nothing, no sauce, no ketchup.

00:05:46.000 And what do you pick them up with?

00:05:47.000 You pick them up with two forks? 1.00

00:05:47.000 My finger's like a fucking pig, like a sloppy glutton. 1.00

00:05:54.000 I just resigned myself. 1.00

00:05:57.000 That's that Missouri sushi, dude.

00:06:00.000 It's meat and cheese?

00:06:01.000 Just meat and cheese and greasy fingers.

00:06:04.000 That's that Montana sashimi, brother.

00:06:06.000 It's so hot you can barely hold on to it.

00:06:08.000 Oh, people do it with the onions on it, too?

00:06:10.000 Yeah, I've had that.

00:06:11.000 Oh, I haven't seen all this.

00:06:12.000 The onions is good, but my way is no onions.

00:06:16.000 I have a block on my computer.

00:06:17.000 I don't think I can look at some of this stuff.

00:06:19.000 Yeah.

00:06:20.000 Oh, yeah.

00:06:20.000 If I put the Flying Dutchman, dude, it's going to bring up.

00:06:23.000 My buddy Cody gets them with onions inside of them.

00:06:26.000 So they slice up the onions.

00:06:28.000 Put it inside of them.

00:06:29.000 Grilled onions inside.

00:06:31.000 That's nice.

00:06:32.000 I love onions.

00:06:33.000 I think onions are an underrated...

00:06:38.000 Food.

00:06:39.000 Do you think onions have any nutrition in them at all?

00:06:42.000 I love onions too.

00:06:44.000 Whenever I eat onions, I'm like, what am I doing here?

00:06:46.000 There's nothing here.

00:06:48.000 Right, but there's something about them that's like, oh yeah, but you want some, huh?

00:06:52.000 Well, there's a tinge.

00:06:53.000 You know what I love?

00:06:54.000 I love a good tomato and onion salad.

00:06:57.000 You know? 0.99

00:06:58.000 When they give those beefsteak tomatoes, like heirloom tomatoes with slices of onion and some balsamic on that bitch. 1.00

00:07:05.000 A little bit of salt. 0.99

00:07:07.000 Nice.

00:07:08.000 Oh, I love that.

00:07:09.000 That's like an old-school New York steakhouse thing, you know?

00:07:13.000 Like a burrata-style thing, you mean? 0.87

00:07:14.000 Oh, that's good, too.

00:07:15.000 If you go burrata, you're great. 1.00

00:07:16.000 Oh, the burrata and the tomatoes, you can't go wrong.

00:07:19.000 But the onions and tomatoes, tomato and onion salad was like a steakhouse thing.

00:07:24.000 I never really saw it anywhere else.

00:07:26.000 But, like, tomato and onion salad was like a big thing in, like, New York steakhouses.

00:07:30.000 Yeah, baby, that sounds good.

00:07:32.000 I like having, I like when you get, there's a Vidalia onion.

00:07:36.000 You ever seen that one?

00:07:37.000 No.

00:07:38.000 That's a beautiful onion.

00:07:39.000 Bring one up, if you don't mind, Jamie.

00:07:41.000 But let's guess, though, because I genuinely have no idea.

00:07:44.000 Okay.

00:07:45.000 Do you think there's any nutritional content in onions?

00:07:50.000 Let me think about it.

00:07:51.000 Let me think about it while I'm eating one.

00:07:56.000 I don't know. 0.99

00:07:57.000 There might be some sneaky shit that only Andrew Huberman can tell you about. 0.99

00:08:02.000 You know, some weird ingredient. 0.99

00:08:04.000 Like a back-end magnesium or something?

00:08:07.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.99

00:08:07.000 Some weird shit. 0.99

00:08:14.000 That's a Vidalia onion? 0.99

00:08:15.000 Okay, so I think I've seen them before.

00:08:17.000 I just didn't know they had a different name.

00:08:19.000 Those are good.

00:08:20.000 There is a lot of nutritional value.

00:08:21.000 I have it on the next tab.

00:08:23.000 Okay, that's what I want to know.

00:08:25.000 Impressive health benefits of onions.

00:08:26.000 Oh, okay.

00:08:27.000 Now I feel better for liking onions.

00:08:29.000 Tell me what can they do for you.

00:08:30.000 Vitamin C. Easy, we should have known it.

00:08:33.000 Let's see.

00:08:33.000 Look at all that.

00:08:34.000 There's a little sugar?

00:08:36.000 Interesting.

00:08:37.000 4.7 grams of sugar in an onion.

00:08:39.000 Imagine how nasty it would take without that sugar. 0.57

00:08:42.000 How nasty would onions taste if they taste that good with that much sugar?

00:08:46.000 And just say, just God put a touch in there.

00:08:49.000 He knew it.

00:08:49.000 Has anybody ever had onions, sliced onions with sugar all over it?

00:08:53.000 Mmm, I don't know. 0.98

00:08:54.000 Damn, that might be good. 0.98

00:08:54.000 Because you would think it would bring the sugar out even more. 0.98

00:08:56.000 More, right?

00:08:57.000 You know what I had the other day that was really good?

00:09:00.000 Watermelon with salt on it.

00:09:02.000 You ever have that?

00:09:03.000 No, I haven't had that. 0.99

00:09:05.000 Dude, it's like, it's you either love it or you, uh, what the fuck have you done to watermelon? 0.99

00:09:10.000 Oh, I could see that. 0.99

00:09:11.000 I love it. 1.00

00:09:13.000 Mexican people like to put crazy shit on fruit. 1.00

00:09:18.000 Chili mango, man. 1.00

00:09:19.000 That's a big one in Mexico. 1.00

00:09:20.000 You like this fruit and they're like, now you'd like it or what, motherfucker? 1.00

00:09:24.000 That's spicy fruit. 0.99

00:09:26.000 Yeah, they get crazy, dude.

00:09:27.000 But chili mango works uniquely.

00:09:30.000 Like, out of all spicy fruits, that's the one that caught on so much it made it to potato chips.

00:09:34.000 Chili mango? 0.70

00:09:35.000 Yeah, chili mangoes and everything.

00:09:36.000 I haven't had that.

00:09:37.000 Oh, dude, I drink chili mango element.

00:09:40.000 You know what element is?

00:09:41.000 Like the hydration mix?

00:09:43.000 Uh-uh.

00:09:44.000 It's nice.

00:09:44.000 I like hydration, though.

00:09:45.000 That's Rob Wolf's company, right?

00:09:48.000 I believe so.

00:09:49.000 Dude, why is there so much hydration now?

00:09:53.000 And also, dude, thank you.

00:09:54.000 I just want to say thank you to Mexican people just for doing everything that they do, dude.

00:09:59.000 I feel like every week we should have a round of applause for Mexican people, I feel like, in America.

00:10:03.000 Well, it's weird to want to keep them out.

00:10:05.000 You know, they have some of the best food.

00:10:08.000 They're the nicest people.

00:10:10.000 They're some of the hardest working people.

00:10:12.000 And they're organ donors, too, a lot of them.

00:10:14.000 Well, that's awesome. 1.00

00:10:15.000 One of the dumbest, like, stereotypes ever was, like, the lazy Mexican. 0.99

00:10:20.000 Like, what are you talking about? 1.00

00:10:22.000 Everyone I've ever met has, like, fucking three jobs. 0.99

00:10:25.000 They're all working 12 hours a day. 1.00

00:10:27.000 Like, what the fuck are you talking about? 0.99

00:10:28.000 Dude, I knew a Mexican guy. 1.00

00:10:29.000 He had to leave work to go to his job.

00:10:32.000 Bro.

00:10:33.000 It never ends, dude.

00:10:35.000 You know, Mexicans used to have a feud with Puerto Ricans back in the day with boxing.

00:10:39.000 In boxing, there was always like this feud between Mexicans and Puerto Ricans.

00:10:42.000 And the Mexicans would always say that the Puerto Ricans didn't work hard enough.

00:10:46.000 What?

00:10:49.000 Like the discipline.

00:10:50.000 Like some of the Puerto Rican guys were maybe more talented, but the Mexican guys were known for discipline.

00:10:56.000 Like some of the great Mexican boxers, like Julio Cesar Chavez, one of the things about him.

00:11:01.000 Was his volume was insane.

00:11:04.000 His knowledge of boxing was insane, but his volume was insane.

00:11:08.000 And the only way you could have volume like that is if you have supreme conditioning.

00:11:13.000 And what does volume mean?

00:11:14.000 Volume punching?

00:11:14.000 Volume of punching.

00:11:15.000 Wow.

00:11:16.000 You ever watch Julio Cesar Chavez?

00:11:17.000 One of the greatest of all time.

00:11:20.000 He passed away?

00:11:21.000 One of the greatest of all time.

00:11:22.000 No, no, he's still alive.

00:11:23.000 And his son is boxing now.

00:11:25.000 His son is a really good boxer.

00:11:27.000 Not at the level that his dad was, but Julio Cesar Chavez Sr. was one of the all-time greats.

00:11:32.000 But he would just overwhelm people with volume and just break them down.

00:11:37.000 Pull up a Julio Cesar Chavez highlight.

00:11:41.000 Because when he was in his prime, one of the greatest fights of all time was him versus Meldrick Taylor.

00:11:48.000 Meldrick? 0.89

00:11:48.000 Meldrick Taylor, who's an Olympic gold medalist, phenomenal boxer. 0.89

00:11:51.000 And he knocked out Meldrick Taylor with like 10 seconds to go in the final round.

00:11:56.000 Hmm.

00:11:58.000 He made this dude cry?

00:11:59.000 Look, his hair should make him cry.

00:12:01.000 Who's that against?

00:12:02.000 Is that the dude from Red Clay Strays?

00:12:04.000 That's his brother?

00:12:06.000 It looks like he could be his cousin that wants money from him. 1.00

00:12:12.000 Oh, it's my cousin the boxer shit. 1.00

00:12:15.000 It looks like fucking machine gun punching. 0.99

00:12:21.000 So, I don't know why he made this dude cry, but just get me a highlight because we don't have the time to watch him break this dude down. 0.98

00:12:28.000 Give me just like a Julio Cesar Chavez Jr. highlight.

00:12:32.000 She comes from Silver Spoons. 1.00

00:12:35.000 Those guys, you got one of their jackets on, man.

00:12:38.000 You're wearing a red case.

00:12:39.000 I don't even realize that.

00:12:41.000 Yeah, I am.

00:12:41.000 They're great, man.

00:12:42.000 Thank God this is warm. 1.00

00:12:43.000 So, in the 1990s, he was the fucking man. 0.99

00:12:48.000 He was the man. 0.98

00:12:50.000 He was, I forget what his record was before he had his first defeat, but it was something crazy, like 80 or 90 fights before he had his first defeat.

00:12:59.000 Yeah, it's athletical.

00:13:00.000 Bro, and just, is there a highlight of his knockouts? 0.95

00:13:04.000 Just give me a highlight of him beating the fuck out of people. 0.72

00:13:08.000 He was so good, dude. 0.98

00:13:10.000 Look at this.

00:13:11.000 He's about to cook this brother up.

00:13:11.000 That was Meldrick Taylor.

00:13:13.000 Oh.

00:13:13.000 So Meldrick Taylor and him had an epic fight where Meldrick was winning at the beginning of the fight.

00:13:17.000 Meldrick was very good.

00:13:19.000 That's Meldrick?

00:13:19.000 No, that's Pernell Whitaker.

00:13:21.000 That was a fight where he probably shouldn't have won, but they gave it to him and a lot of people, including myself, watch that and think Pernell Whitaker got robbed.

00:13:30.000 Pernell Whitaker was like the slickest of all of the American boxers of his era.

00:13:37.000 Wow.

00:13:38.000 But Julio Cesar Chavez just broke Meldrick down later in the fight.

00:13:42.000 What made him so good then?

00:13:44.000 What made him?

00:13:44.000 Well, you know what makes a fighter?

00:13:47.000 There's a lot of things.

00:13:47.000 But he didn't stand out in terms like he wasn't faster than everybody or hit harder than everybody.

00:13:52.000 He wasn't a one punch guy.

00:13:54.000 He was a volume puncher.

00:13:56.000 So he would put guys away by breaking them down.

00:13:59.000 He would break their will and crush them.

00:14:01.000 That was what he would do. 0.99

00:14:02.000 And he would do with this fucking mean look on his face when he's just at the end of fights when he had guys broken. 0.99

00:14:09.000 He would just overwhelm them and swarm them. 0.98

00:14:11.000 He was one of the most terrifying guys because he kept his pace up, 12 rounds, no fucking problem, iron chin, but different. 0.96

00:14:20.000 That's the final punch that dropped Meldrick Taylor. 0.94

00:14:22.000 And that was one where it was a fucked up call because Richard Steele knew that Meldrick Taylor was out, but there was really only two seconds left in the fight, but he still has to wave it off because the dude can't fight. 0.81

00:14:33.000 So it's kind of crazy.

00:14:35.000 So all these people were mad at Richard Steele because if he didn't do that, Meldrick Taylor would have won the decision.

00:14:41.000 So he stops the fight with like two seconds to go.

00:14:43.000 How many seconds was it when he called the fight off?

00:14:45.000 I don't think I'm exaggerating when I say two seconds.

00:14:48.000 Might have been five seconds.

00:14:49.000 And what would you do in that situation then?

00:14:51.000 Well, he's doing the right thing.

00:14:53.000 The referee is there to save the fighter.

00:14:56.000 If he takes one more punch in those two seconds and that one punch kills him, that's him.

00:15:02.000 It's on him.

00:15:03.000 17 when he went down.

00:15:04.000 So 17 he goes down.

00:15:06.000 So let's see what happens.

00:15:07.000 So he gives him the count, which is a standing eight count.

00:15:10.000 And then he looks at him and he asks him a couple of questions.

00:15:12.000 Give me some volume.

00:15:15.000 So look, he's not looking at the clock.

00:15:18.000 He's looking to save this guy.

00:15:20.000 But look at him.

00:15:22.000 Look at him.

00:15:25.000 Wow.

00:15:26.000 He looked him in the eye.

00:15:27.000 He wasn't there.

00:15:28.000 Three seconds left.

00:15:29.000 But he's doing the right thing.

00:15:30.000 He's doing the right thing.

00:15:32.000 It's crazy if there's three seconds left, but he is doing the right thing.

00:15:35.000 Because a referee's job is to make sure that they stay alive.

00:15:38.000 Yes!

00:15:39.000 Protect the fighter.

00:15:40.000 Because a fighter wouldn't make the right choice, you're saying?

00:15:42.000 Right.

00:15:43.000 That's why a referee has to protect the fighter from a cut. 1.00

00:15:46.000 If the cut's too bad, the referee has to call it or bring in a doctor to call it.

00:15:50.000 There's some times where the referee, it's a judgment call, and sometimes they get it wrong.

00:15:55.000 They're human.

00:15:56.000 But it's a crazy job.

00:15:58.000 They have the hardest job in the world.

00:15:59.000 So the guys like Herb Dean, the guys like Mark Goddard, those guys need more praise because it's one of the most difficult jobs in all of combat sports other than being a fighter.

00:16:11.000 The second most difficult for sure is being a referee.

00:16:13.000 Wow.

00:16:14.000 Because you've got to make these calls.

00:16:15.000 You're in the middle of chaos in a world title fight where millions of people are watching.

00:16:20.000 And you've got to keep this thing together in this very chaotic sport.

00:16:25.000 That would be so tough.

00:16:26.000 Yeah, I wonder, what are the requirements to be a referee?

00:16:30.000 Like how much, you know, like to be one of those, like Mark Goddard or...

00:16:35.000 Well, there's courses you can take.

00:16:37.000 You know, I know Big John McCarthy was very instrumental in educating people.

00:16:43.000 Herb Dean's very instrumental in doing this.

00:16:45.000 There's a lot of these guys.

00:16:47.000 Mark Goddard.

00:16:48.000 They'll put together seminars and help guys that are coming up.

00:16:52.000 There's probably a formal...

00:16:53.000 Let's find out what is the website.

00:16:56.000 That's like best for if someone wants to go and learn how to be a referee. 1.00

00:17:00.000 Fuck, you could probably just pull up in Memphis and start blowing the whistle on a bunch of shit going down. 1.00

00:17:05.000 Most of them are massive fans, of course. 1.00

00:17:06.000 Most of them train, like Mark Goddard trains.

00:17:09.000 I believe Mark Goddard's a black belt in jujitsu.

00:17:12.000 We'll have to check that.

00:17:13.000 Herb Dean, I know, had a few MMA fights.

00:17:16.000 Oh, so a lot of them also have experience.

00:17:19.000 Mm-hmm.

00:17:20.000 You have to know what's going on because sometimes, especially in submissions and things like that, things get complicated real quick.

00:17:29.000 Yeah.

00:17:30.000 Like someone not letting go of an inside heel hook.

00:17:33.000 That's a scary one.

00:17:35.000 Do you remember who Samar Palhares is?

00:17:37.000 Uh-uh.

00:17:38.000 No way.

00:17:39.000 His name was Taquino, which means tree trunk.

00:17:43.000 That's like his nickname.

00:17:46.000 Husamar? 0.62

00:17:46.000 He's Brazilian? 0.62

00:17:47.000 Husamar Pajaras.

00:17:48.000 He was the scariest guy of all time.

00:17:49.000 Because he was all leg locks, and he was built like a tank. 0.99

00:17:53.000 He was like 5'8", 185 pounds, just this fucking ball of muscle. 0.99

00:17:59.000 And he would dive on dude's legs and just rip them apart. 1.00

00:18:02.000 Oh, like a python. 0.90

00:18:03.000 And wouldn't let go.

00:18:03.000 Wouldn't let go of the legs.

00:18:04.000 So guys would be tapping.

00:18:06.000 He's the only guy to ever get kicked out of the UFC winning.

00:18:09.000 Because he was doing that?

00:18:10.000 Because he was holding submissions.

00:18:11.000 They kicked him out.

00:18:12.000 They said, you can't do that.

00:18:14.000 What do you mean, you can't do it?

00:18:15.000 You can't do what?

00:18:16.000 You gotta let go when the referee says, stop.

00:18:18.000 Because he's crippling people.

00:18:20.000 You want to see a highlight that makes you cringe?

00:18:22.000 Pull up Husamal Paul Jarez submission highlights.

00:18:26.000 Oh, I don't want to see it.

00:18:27.000 Jake Shields punched him in the face after their fight because he got a hold of a Kimura, Jake tapped, and he still kept cranking on it.

00:18:34.000 He would do that with guys. 0.93

00:18:35.000 He just was a pit bull.

00:18:37.000 He wouldn't let go.

00:18:38.000 But there's an unsportsmanlike aspect to it for sure.

00:18:41.000 Do you feel like that's unsportsmanlike at a certain point?

00:18:43.000 It seems like it is.

00:18:43.000 100%.

00:18:44.000 You know you're going to cripple a guy. 1.00

00:18:46.000 You know, if you keep twisting on a knee, he's going to have to have surgery.

00:18:50.000 You know, if a person taps, it's supposed to be that's it.

00:18:54.000 You know?

00:18:55.000 And there's the heat of the moment stuff, but then there's people that just do it over and over and over again.

00:19:00.000 And there's, you know, folks that are known for that.

00:19:04.000 So look what he would do, man.

00:19:05.000 He would just get a hold of the guy.

00:19:07.000 Look at his knee.

00:19:08.000 Look, and he's still, he's tapping, and that was with John Fitch.

00:19:11.000 Show that one again.

00:19:12.000 So he's tapping, so he gets this knee bar.

00:19:15.000 This knee bar is awful.

00:19:16.000 Look how bad.

00:19:17.000 He's tapping and he's still cranking.

00:19:19.000 Still cranking.

00:19:19.000 Wow.

00:19:20.000 Yeah.

00:19:20.000 Still cranking.

00:19:21.000 So it was like he would hold on for an extra second or two, which is more than enough to destroy your knee.

00:19:26.000 And they kicked him out.

00:19:26.000 A second doesn't seem like a long time unless you're caught in a knee bar.

00:19:30.000 That's an eternity where your knee is getting exploded and you're tapping and he won't let go.

00:19:37.000 You gotta let go immediately when the person taps.

00:19:40.000 When the referee stops the fight, you gotta let go immediately.

00:19:44.000 Now, do you let go when the guy taps?

00:19:46.000 Look at this here.

00:19:48.000 The referee was on him, the guy's screaming in agony, still cranking.

00:19:54.000 Yeah, he might have had a vengeance.

00:19:55.000 He might have had a...

00:19:56.000 Oh, he was a mean dude.

00:19:57.000 But he grew up very poor on a farm, horrible upbringing.

00:20:02.000 You know, it's like there's a kind of a crazy story to it.

00:20:04.000 A lot of pain.

00:20:05.000 A lot of pain.

00:20:06.000 Grew up in extreme poverty.

00:20:09.000 And like this scar on his chest, this scar on his chest, like they had a glue, a wound that he had as a child, like on the farm.

00:20:15.000 They glued it together.

00:20:16.000 That's why he has this big scar on his chest.

00:20:19.000 Just a hard man.

00:20:20.000 Yeah.

00:20:21.000 And a scary dude if he got a hold of your legs, because he wasn't gonna let go.

00:20:25.000 God, I'm glad I don't know him.

00:20:27.000 I mean, in some ways, you know.

00:20:29.000 Well, you're glad you're not grappling with him.

00:20:31.000 Yeah, I'm glad I don't have to know him, like, adversely. 1.00

00:20:35.000 Damn, dude. 0.99

00:20:36.000 I can't believe we saw Shane, too. 0.99

00:20:39.000 Yeah, what did you say?

00:20:39.000 He looked like a pickled egg?

00:20:41.000 How dare you! 0.99

00:20:41.000 You know what you're saying? 0.99

00:20:43.000 I knew right away.

00:20:44.000 You hadn't seen him in how long?

00:20:46.000 As soon as you saw Shane's in his...

00:20:50.000 Shane's in the sauna and you're like, you look like a pickled egg.

00:20:53.000 Well, you look like one of those kind of eggs in that little cage or whatever at the gas station, you know?

00:20:58.000 Those bucket eggs.

00:21:00.000 The ones that are on the bars.

00:21:02.000 Give me one of them pickled eggs. 0.99

00:21:03.000 Do you know how fucking hungry you have to be? 1.00

00:21:07.000 These fucking eggs. 1.00

00:21:09.000 Who knows how long they've been sitting there. 1.00

00:21:12.000 You're like, yeah, give me one of them.

00:21:14.000 There's always some trucker over there just bobbing for apples in the tank of them.

00:21:20.000 It looks so unsanitary.

00:21:23.000 Bro, in the fart that rips out of your body.

00:21:27.000 How are you going to ban Chick-fil-A? But you're not going to ban that.

00:21:31.000 Dude, that has to be RFK's arch nemesis right there.

00:21:37.000 Imagine if you were living off those eggs, the farts you would have.

00:21:41.000 If that's your only food source.

00:21:43.000 Like, let's imagine.

00:21:44.000 You're like stuck on a boat in the middle of the ocean with only bottled eggs.

00:21:53.000 Bro, after a while, your own farts are going to make you jump in the ocean.

00:21:58.000 You're like, I can't even be around myself.

00:22:01.000 But there's a lot of, like, there's that trucker's high that they get from huffing their own gas.

00:22:05.000 There's like a syndrome or something that starts from it.

00:22:09.000 From people, just imagine, that can't be good for you, right?

00:22:13.000 Caging yourself up at 80 miles an hour with your own farts? 1.00

00:22:18.000 And just cruising state to state, just fucking... 1.00

00:22:22.000 Just letting it go, baby. 1.00

00:22:24.000 And the combination of things, ring dings, and pork rinds, and fucking Pepsi. 1.00

00:22:31.000 Saying fag over and over again. 0.99

00:22:33.000 Just all of that just compiled at once into you. 0.96

00:22:37.000 And then listen to conspiracy theorists talk on podcasts all day.

00:22:42.000 Just deep into the murky waters of Alex Jones just hopped up.

00:22:47.000 I've been on social media a little too much lately.

00:22:51.000 Yeah?

00:22:52.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:22:52.000 I've been reading too many people fighting and arguing about stupid shit to the point where I'm starting to develop theories and I don't want to. 0.99

00:23:02.000 Like, what do you mean? 0.99

00:23:02.000 Well, I saw Alex Jones and he looks really... 0.99

00:23:04.000 Good, doesn't he?

00:23:05.000 Yeah, he's losing all the weight.

00:23:06.000 He looks like he has to go to court for something.

00:23:08.000 No, our friend Sean is helping him.

00:23:11.000 He's working out with him every day.

00:23:13.000 Bro, I noticed it in a month.

00:23:14.000 I just saw it and I was like, oh my god.

00:23:16.000 Yeah, he's really committed.

00:23:17.000 He's going to do a documentary on it.

00:23:19.000 He's got to do a documentary on taking back my health.

00:23:22.000 It's so noticeable.

00:23:23.000 I was like, wow, he looks handsome. 0.98

00:23:25.000 But there's fucking theories that it's not even him. 0.98

00:23:28.000 Oh, really? 0.99

00:23:29.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:23:29.000 There's theories that they replaced him with a different guy.

00:23:32.000 Yeah.

00:23:33.000 Who did, though?

00:23:34.000 That's always the thing.

00:23:36.000 That's the thing.

00:23:36.000 But here's the thing.

00:23:37.000 I know that's not true.

00:23:38.000 I know the guy who's training him.

00:23:40.000 I know him.

00:23:41.000 I'm still in touch with him.

00:23:43.000 I text Alex all the time.

00:23:45.000 I know him.

00:23:46.000 He's just losing weight.

00:23:47.000 But if you go online, there's a lot of people that believe that this is a different person.

00:23:52.000 Because a lot of people believe he's been co-opted by the government.

00:23:55.000 He has to chime in on every single thing that everybody wants him to.

00:24:00.000 Otherwise, he's been co-opted.

00:24:01.000 And I'm starting to develop these theories where I don't know how much of that conversation is real.

00:24:07.000 I certainly think there's a percentage that conversation is real.

00:24:10.000 What conversation do you mean?

00:24:11.000 When people think that people have been co-opted.

00:24:14.000 Okay.

00:24:15.000 By the government.

00:24:16.000 What is that one they like to use?

00:24:19.000 Controlled opposition.

00:24:20.000 If you want to pretend to be a smart conspiracy theorist, you have to say controlled opposition.

00:24:25.000 I could easily see it.

00:24:26.000 Bro, in two weeks, Tom Segura will be playing this guy.

00:24:29.000 He looks great.

00:24:30.000 That's all it is.

00:24:31.000 He looks great.

00:24:32.000 But he doesn't look like the same person.

00:24:34.000 Not at all, dude.

00:24:35.000 Because he's laid off the booze.

00:24:37.000 He's laid off the booze. 1.00

00:24:38.000 He's not eating any bullshit. 0.99

00:24:39.000 What was he drinking? 1.00

00:24:41.000 A lot, bro.

00:24:41.000 Really?

00:24:42.000 Yeah, he's investigating satanic pedophiles all day long. 0.89

00:24:47.000 Sometimes you want to take the edge off.

00:24:49.000 I mean, he looks totally different now.

00:24:54.000 He looks like Randy Orton.

00:24:59.000 Now, but imagine if this was no internet.

00:25:02.000 Imagine there's no internet.

00:25:03.000 You believe in a heartbeat it wasn't a rogue guy.

00:25:05.000 Sure.

00:25:06.000 There's no way that's the same guy.

00:25:07.000 This guy on the left looks 15 years younger.

00:25:10.000 Oh yeah, dude.

00:25:11.000 A chubby guy used to do the pool when I worked at this farm one time.

00:25:14.000 He used to do the pool.

00:25:15.000 And one year he got on Dexatrim or some illegal fat burner or whatever.

00:25:21.000 And he came and did the pool one time when I was there.

00:25:24.000 And I didn't even believe it was him.

00:25:26.000 And never believed it.

00:25:27.000 Totally different.

00:25:29.000 So yeah, if you didn't have stuff like this, you'd be like, that's not the same guy.

00:25:32.000 So this was just the television days.

00:25:34.000 No social media.

00:25:36.000 Yeah, I think that they've recasted the guy because something happened to him over the offseason.

00:25:39.000 100%.

00:25:39.000 You would think, oh, someone replaced Alex Jones with a fake Alex Jones.

00:25:44.000 But he would tell you if that happened, right?

00:25:45.000 He would be like, Joe, somebody...

00:25:46.000 Yeah, they replaced me.

00:25:47.000 They would say they replaced me.

00:25:48.000 They're sending somebody in. 0.99

00:25:49.000 Who the fuck is going to do his voice? 0.98

00:25:50.000 There's only four people alive. 0.99

00:25:51.000 They could do a good Alex Jones impression.

00:25:55.000 Are you aware of the Elon Musk, Adrian Dittman controversy?

00:26:01.000 That he...

00:26:03.000 I saw something.

00:26:04.000 They said he was a fake person.

00:26:06.000 He made a fake...

00:26:08.000 I think they call them sock puppet accounts.

00:26:11.000 Okay.

00:26:11.000 And it's generally frowned upon to have a fake account.

00:26:17.000 It seems like it would be a fun way to fuck around online. 0.99

00:26:21.000 I don't have one, but it seems like it would be a fun way to fuck around online. 0.99

00:26:24.000 It takes a lot of time, it seems like. 0.94

00:26:26.000 Yeah, but you could have a fake account where if you're a public person...

00:26:30.000 You know, like Elon Musk. 0.99

00:26:32.000 And you want to say he's wild shit, but you don't want to take responsibility for it. 1.00

00:26:35.000 You just want to shitpost like everybody else? 1.00

00:26:37.000 Like an anonymous person? 0.86

00:26:38.000 Oh, that's true.

00:26:39.000 He can't do that, really.

00:26:40.000 Yeah, I would say that would be a smart thing to do.

00:26:43.000 Was it really him?

00:26:44.000 Did they find out?

00:26:44.000 But is that unethical?

00:26:46.000 When one person can call themselves, you know, cat turd.

00:26:50.000 You know, that's a legit name for a dude.

00:26:53.000 I don't know anything about that cat.

00:26:54.000 But that guy can just talk about anything he wants to talk about.

00:26:58.000 But if Elon Musk does it, well, he has the responsibility of his public image.

00:27:01.000 But maybe he doesn't want that.

00:27:03.000 Right.

00:27:04.000 I don't have a problem with either one of them.

00:27:06.000 Yeah, sometimes you just want to shed your skin.

00:27:08.000 You just want to take a layer off.

00:27:09.000 You want to relax at the house.

00:27:10.000 You want to kick your feet up and yell something down the hallway you shouldn't yell.

00:27:14.000 Right.

00:27:14.000 And that's what he wants to do.

00:27:16.000 I think you should be allowed to do that.

00:27:17.000 Yes, I think you should too.

00:27:18.000 This is one of the problems with making the internet, you know, taking away the anonymity.

00:27:22.000 But here's my question.

00:27:25.000 Because of that, right?

00:27:27.000 So...

00:27:27.000 If people can just have fake accounts, which I think they definitely should be able to do.

00:27:32.000 Because of that, though, then you have to wonder, when you see arguments, how many of these arguments are real people and their real opinions?

00:27:40.000 And how many of these arguments are this giant block of accounts that's been purchased by a large organization that is...

00:27:48.000 Hiring people or using AI to have arguments with people and incite things online.

00:27:55.000 It's not 0% people.

00:27:58.000 Now, I'm saying like if you have a personal belief in something like, no, they're not bots because I think that way.

00:28:04.000 I'm not saying that you don't believe what you believe.

00:28:07.000 And I'm not even saying that you're wrong.

00:28:09.000 I'm saying that if there's any hot button cultural topic. 0.73

00:28:15.000 You can fucking guarantee that some of the people talking about it aren't real. 0.91

00:28:21.000 Either they're not real in that these are not their real opinions, they're being told to say these things, or they might not even be a real human. 0.97

00:28:30.000 They might be an algorithm, or they're a bunch of people that have been hired whenever there's hot-button cultural issues or voting issues or political issues.

00:28:42.000 A lot of those people arguing are not real.

00:28:44.000 Yeah.

00:28:45.000 And there's a real question as to what the number are, like how much of this is like real interaction between people and how much of this is all this meddling that's being done, like they're changing the way people...

00:29:00.000 Think about things and forcing and arguing like these things all day very persuasively on behalf of some sort of special interest group.

00:29:09.000 Yeah, I think that sounds very plausible, especially these days.

00:29:12.000 There's not as much.

00:29:14.000 It used to be that a lot of media was controlled by a few channels and networks, right?

00:29:18.000 I mean, that's safe to say.

00:29:19.000 Would you agree with that?

00:29:20.000 It was all controlled by a few channels.

00:29:22.000 Right.

00:29:23.000 I mean, all you had when we were kids, you had.

00:29:27.000 I remember when Cable came out.

00:29:29.000 It was crazy.

00:29:30.000 Really?

00:29:30.000 Yeah.

00:29:30.000 What was before that?

00:29:31.000 You had ABC, NBC, CBS. That's it.

00:29:36.000 No.

00:29:36.000 Yes, that's it.

00:29:37.000 And then out of nowhere, Fox. 0.89

00:29:40.000 Fox was crazy. 0.98

00:29:41.000 Married with children. 0.99

00:29:42.000 The Simpsons. 0.98

00:29:44.000 Fox was nuts. 0.92

00:29:46.000 Fox was this wild network. 0.84

00:29:48.000 So that was the fourth network.

00:29:51.000 Married with children was so good, dude.

00:29:53.000 So good.

00:29:54.000 So you have this fourth network.

00:29:55.000 And then cable comes along.

00:29:57.000 And then satellite.

00:29:58.000 And now streaming and the internet.

00:30:00.000 It's like, what?

00:30:01.000 I don't even think we're aware of how much more content we absorb than people that lived when I was 21. Oh, yeah.

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00:31:28.000 Well, even if you're just by the airport or whatever, sometimes I wish they'd be like, can someone turn all this shit off? 0.61

00:31:33.000 It's like, you don't even know what's going on anymore. 0.98

00:31:36.000 In the middle of the night, I'll have songs playing in my head that I heard on TikToks and shit. 0.98

00:31:42.000 It's just bad. 0.98

00:31:43.000 It's gotten to be too much.

00:31:44.000 But I think that...

00:31:45.000 What I'm saying is if somebody had all that control at one point or if a few networks did, there's no way that now that they have less control, they're not still trying to find that control and that they're hiring different groups to be Twitter bots or Twitter personalities or whatever.

00:32:00.000 Yeah, make TikTok accounts, do TikToks about issues.

00:32:05.000 Look, people have said flat out that they were offered money and then they got paid money to make things for political Like, make people think that they were really excited about voting for someone, they would pay them for pro content.

00:32:23.000 Right.

00:32:24.000 So pro whatever that person is.

00:32:26.000 There's a whole business in this where they reach out to popular influencers and they say, hey, I want you to endorse this person.

00:32:34.000 Would you do that for X amount of money?

00:32:36.000 Well, didn't that happen with, like, Megan Thee Stallion or somebody?

00:32:39.000 Didn't they?

00:32:39.000 Weren't they?

00:32:41.000 Hired recently or some of and I'm sure the Republican Party did it too.

00:32:44.000 I think that was a Democratic one that they had where they hire performers to come and perform Yeah, this was the this was the big controversy.

00:32:51.000 We tried to get to the bottom of it.

00:32:53.000 It's hard to know so the real the accusation was that There was a few artists Lizzo was one of them.

00:33:04.000 Yeah, that was another one Beyonce was the big one. 0.96

00:33:10.000 Right.

00:33:10.000 And that they were paid an exorbitant amount of money to go and endorse Kamala Harris at these rallies.

00:33:17.000 I don't know if it's true.

00:33:19.000 It seems like there might be something to it.

00:33:22.000 They spent so much money, dude.

00:33:26.000 It's so crazy that the economy is like one of the biggest problems that...

00:33:32.000 We think of today like you think of like what do you mean the economy the economy like the people with people that want to vote on things What do they want?

00:33:41.000 They want the economy to be healthier.

00:33:42.000 They want us to have less national debt.

00:33:44.000 Yeah, they want less inflation. 0.98

00:33:46.000 They want safety on low crime if that is The amount of fucking money they went through like you you you spent 1.5 billion dollars And you paid celebrities to it. 0.98

00:34:03.000 If that's true, you paid celebrities to it. 0.98

00:34:05.000 How am I supposed to trust you with spending money?

00:34:12.000 Imagine if you were going to marry a gal and you just gave her access to your credit card.

00:34:17.000 You're like, look, baby, you and me, we're in it now.

00:34:22.000 Here you go, boo.

00:34:23.000 I want you to be happy. 1.00

00:34:24.000 And she just goes, fucking ham. 1.00

00:34:26.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:34:27.000 But she says, hey, I'm only doing this up until we get married.

00:34:31.000 Yeah.

00:34:32.000 Because once then, then I'm all about a sensible budget.

00:34:35.000 I'm all about fiscally being responsible.

00:34:38.000 You couldn't believe that.

00:34:39.000 You wouldn't believe it.

00:34:40.000 Not at all.

00:34:40.000 You'd be like, wait a minute.

00:34:41.000 You've been going crazy with these fucking handbags. 1.00

00:34:45.000 And jewels and shit. 1.00

00:34:46.000 He'd be like, I'm not marrying you then, because, yeah, we have too much shit. 1.00

00:34:50.000 I can't even see you in the apartment now. 0.99

00:34:52.000 Also, I can't trust you with the credit cards. 1.00

00:34:55.000 You're a fucking maniac. 1.00

00:34:56.000 Dude, I had this roommate for a while, this dude, and he would get all high out in the living room, and he would get these empty boxes, cardboard boxes, and he had a couple cats, and he'd get out there, and he would have them do tricks and stuff up the... 1.00

00:35:12.000 Up the box, he'd stack them really high in the living room.

00:35:15.000 It's like a 20-foot ceiling.

00:35:17.000 And he'd get stoned and he'd get upset if I didn't come out and watch. 0.99

00:35:21.000 How fucking weird is that? 0.99

00:35:22.000 Meanwhile, that guy can vote. 0.98

00:35:25.000 That's the kind of guy that goes, well, Megan Thee Stallion?

00:35:28.000 Is that who she's voting for? 1.00

00:35:30.000 Well, fucking sign me up! 0.99

00:35:32.000 He would get pissed if I didn't come out and watch, dude. 1.00

00:35:35.000 That's what's crazy.

00:35:37.000 They spend money.

00:35:39.000 To make sure that people think that famous people will vote for him.

00:35:43.000 I don't think anybody...

00:35:44.000 Dude, I don't even believe that there's famous...

00:35:46.000 Famous this...

00:35:47.000 It doesn't even seem like a real thing anymore.

00:35:49.000 It's like the other...

00:35:50.000 I was just texting with Nikki Glaser did the...

00:35:54.000 Whatever it's called.

00:35:56.000 Golden Globes?

00:35:57.000 Golden Globes, right?

00:35:58.000 That's what it was, right?

00:35:59.000 Yeah, she hosted the Golden Globes. 0.79

00:36:00.000 She killed it. 0.64

00:36:01.000 She did a great job. 0.95

00:36:02.000 She did a great job, and she was just confident and fun. 0.65

00:36:06.000 It was awesome.

00:36:07.000 She did a great job. 0.95

00:36:08.000 So I was just texting her and saying, hey, congrats.

00:36:10.000 That was awesome.

00:36:11.000 And I said, were you nervous at all?

00:36:15.000 There's a lot of famous people.

00:36:16.000 And then she's like, no.

00:36:17.000 And I was thinking, it doesn't even seem like people are that famous.

00:36:22.000 Fame has kind of gotten different over the years.

00:36:24.000 Does it seem like that at all?

00:36:26.000 I think because some of the most popular people aren't.

00:36:28.000 It used to just be like they were movie stars, you know?

00:36:32.000 But now it seems like it's just changed.

00:36:34.000 Like, you could have just as much infatuation for somebody that you saw that made an entertaining video on Instagram as you could for Tom Cruise, you know?

00:36:43.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:36:44.000 Am I making any sense?

00:36:45.000 Yeah.

00:36:45.000 Well, I think one of the worst things that's happened to actors is they talk outside of acting.

00:36:52.000 It's almost the worst thing you could do.

00:36:54.000 Because then everybody, it changes your opinion of who they are.

00:36:58.000 You don't like them as much anymore.

00:37:00.000 Well, in Hollywood, all was always one way. 0.97

00:37:03.000 Remember four years ago, you couldn't even say the word Trump or Republican, and you would be fucking ostracized? 0.94

00:37:08.000 I mean, it was like, or eight years ago? 0.97

00:37:10.000 I'm sure it's probably still like that now.

00:37:12.000 In Hollywood, we're just not experiencing it, because you're living in Nashville, and I'm living here in Texas.

00:37:16.000 But if you're in certain circles in Los Angeles, they still feel the same way.

00:37:22.000 You know, it's...

00:37:24.000 It's just, I wonder how much of the division in this country is caused by what we're talking about, by this thing that's legal.

00:37:34.000 And again, I think it should be legal. 0.99

00:37:36.000 I don't think you should have to tell your fucking name if you want to talk shit about something that's going on that affects your life or that affects your job or that affects your kid's school. 1.00

00:37:47.000 You shouldn't be subject to fucking prosecution because you said something about the school board because you just felt like being an anonymous person saying they're a bunch of fat slobs and retards. 1.00

00:37:58.000 And you wanted to say that, but you couldn't say that because then you would get in trouble with your kids who get in trouble and this and that. 0.99

00:38:03.000 Well, that's what's happening in England right now, isn't it?

00:38:05.000 It 100% is.

00:38:07.000 It 100% is.

00:38:09.000 And that's really happening?

00:38:10.000 Yes, it's really happening. 0.99

00:38:12.000 You can't give people that much fucking control. 0.97

00:38:16.000 You can't give people that much control over what offends them or what offends people, what you could say, what you can't say. 0.97

00:38:22.000 Can you imagine if they would come at the end of every episode, they'd be waiting outside of your...

00:38:27.000 Yeah, here's the thing, man.

00:38:29.000 This is a new thing.

00:38:30.000 This was in England 10 years ago.

00:38:32.000 This is a new thing.

00:38:34.000 And it's a scary thing.

00:38:35.000 It's a really scary thing.

00:38:36.000 They arrested thousands of people for social media posts.

00:38:40.000 Thousands.

00:38:41.000 That's crazy.

00:38:42.000 Were they threatening people?

00:38:44.000 Well, this is what they're doing, man.

00:38:46.000 First of all...

00:38:46.000 No, no.

00:38:46.000 Were the posts threatening?

00:38:48.000 No, no, no.

00:38:49.000 They don't have to be.

00:38:50.000 They don't have to be threatening.

00:38:51.000 What?

00:38:52.000 Yeah, they could be misgendering.

00:38:53.000 There's a lot of things that you could get in trouble for.

00:38:55.000 Why be alive if you can't even think or say what you want?

00:38:58.000 People could deem it's racist if it's anti-migrant.

00:39:01.000 They have a migrant crisis over there in Europe.

00:39:04.000 People can deem it anti-migrant and Islamophobic.

00:39:09.000 There's a bunch of them that are threats.

00:39:13.000 People threaten people online, which totally makes sense.

00:39:16.000 You shouldn't be allowed to threaten people online.

00:39:18.000 But when you get past that...

00:39:21.000 If you have an opinion about something, about something that's affecting the country that you live in, I think you should be able to express yourself.

00:39:28.000 And I don't necessarily think that people should know that it's you.

00:39:33.000 I don't think you should have to carry that around.

00:39:35.000 You should be able to express yourself and not have to be famous.

00:39:39.000 I don't think there's a problem with that.

00:39:41.000 You mean to not have to have it be known.

00:39:43.000 So you're saying that Elon should be able to also have a separate voice if he wants to, or anyone should.

00:39:47.000 If you want to, but the problem is...

00:39:49.000 If you do that, then you're going to have corporations that are doing what we're suspecting that they're doing.

00:39:54.000 And what this one former FBI analyst, we pulled up this article a thousand times, Jamie, but pull it up one more time just because it's just so crazy.

00:40:01.000 You can't believe it's real.

00:40:03.000 This guy was analyzing the amount of Twitter people that are bots.

00:40:08.000 And this was a contentious issue, contentious aspect of the purchase when Elon bought Twitter.

00:40:15.000 So when Elon bought Twitter, they were saying there's only 5% bots.

00:40:18.000 We sampled 100 people, 5% of them were bots.

00:40:20.000 And he's like, that's not enough.

00:40:22.000 You have hundreds of millions of...

00:40:24.000 People that are signed up for this.

00:40:26.000 How many of these people are fake?

00:40:28.000 And they really didn't want to tell.

00:40:30.000 They didn't.

00:40:31.000 They just like...

00:40:32.000 Not a lot.

00:40:33.000 Don't worry.

00:40:34.000 It's like...

00:40:35.000 Yeah.

00:40:36.000 How many bots were programmed to lie if they were asked if they're a bot?

00:40:39.000 It's like a guy asking a girl, how many guys have you slept with?

00:40:42.000 A couple.

00:40:43.000 Nothing.

00:40:43.000 Four.

00:40:44.000 Don't worry about it.

00:40:45.000 I'm a former CIA cyber operations officer who studies bot traffic.

00:40:48.000 Here's why it's plausible that more than 80%...

00:40:52.000 Of Twitter's accounts are actually fake and Twitter is not alone.

00:40:57.000 More than 80%.

00:40:58.000 Yeah.

00:40:59.000 See, I don't think we realize that because we're on there for real.

00:41:02.000 We're real people on there.

00:41:03.000 But you're real people where fake people are constantly arguing right in front of your face like the world is ending.

00:41:12.000 It's not necessarily all real people.

00:41:15.000 There definitely are real people arguing on Twitter.

00:41:18.000 Don't get me wrong.

00:41:19.000 And I think even the fake people arguing is very addictive.

00:41:23.000 And I think you want to get involved, too, because you're like, you're seeing this guy dunk on that guy. 0.98

00:41:27.000 I want to fucking dunk on somebody. 0.99

00:41:29.000 And then people are spending all their time in this job that they hate when no one's looking, the boss isn't around, you know, typing up some real witty, nasty shit on Twitter. 0.99

00:41:38.000 And I think there's... 0.98

00:41:43.000 You want to be able to do that anonymously, but... 0.92

00:41:46.000 If you do have that and you don't know who's doing what, you do get to this point where someone can fucking manipulate it.

00:41:54.000 But if you do know, then the problem is the government has already shown how fucking shady they are when someone comes out and says something that goes against what they agree with or what they're trying to push or what agenda they have or what's best for them financially. 0.98

00:42:08.000 So they'll fucking throw the kitchen sink at you. 0.97

00:42:11.000 We've seen them do that. 0.99

00:42:12.000 You can't have those kind of people in power where they can know exactly who's saying what.

00:42:19.000 You still have to have the ability to have whistleblowers.

00:42:22.000 So you have this conundrum.

00:42:23.000 On one side, you're going to have this completely manipulated environment that's done by corporations and fake people and people that are paid by parties just to push the party line and to go out there and debate it vigorously and argue it.

00:42:36.000 They're paid to do it.

00:42:38.000 And all you have is your wits.

00:42:40.000 All you have is your ability to try to form your own opinions of things regardless of where you feel like you're pulled because of whatever ideology you've publicly proclaimed to be.

00:42:52.000 I'm a liberal person.

00:42:54.000 This is how I feel.

00:42:55.000 I'm pro this.

00:42:56.000 I'm pro that.

00:42:57.000 And then they'll start fighting about what that means.

00:43:02.000 What's scary when that happens because then you also have locked yourself into a space where you might not change.

00:43:07.000 Because you're afraid of what your public persona is exactly and that's got to be well, that's how you get to Dick Cheney endorses Kamala Harris!

00:43:16.000 And the liberals are like, yeah!

00:43:18.000 Boom! 0.99

00:43:18.000 I saw this dude, he posted an atomic bomb gif, and it was like, after that happened, like, it's over! 0.99

00:43:24.000 Boom! 0.99

00:43:25.000 Like, you guys are just dorks who don't play sports. 0.99

00:43:28.000 Do you realize what kind of mental gymnastics you have to go through where Dick Cheney, rest in peace, where Dick Cheney... 0.99

00:43:35.000 He passed away.

00:43:35.000 He just passed away.

00:43:36.000 Where Dick Cheney endorsing your liberal progressive candidate.

00:43:43.000 That somehow or another that's a good thing. 1.00

00:43:45.000 The guy was the architect of the fucking architect of the Iraq invasion, weapons of mass destruction host, all that shit. 1.00

00:43:53.000 He was a slumberger guy, right? 1.00

00:43:55.000 He was a scary guy, man.

00:43:56.000 He was the oil guy, right?

00:43:57.000 Halliburton.

00:43:58.000 Yeah, Halliburton.

00:43:59.000 He's from Halliburton. 1.00

00:44:00.000 Fuck. 1.00

00:44:01.000 Bro. 1.00

00:44:02.000 That was bizarre.

00:44:03.000 I mean, everything's gotten so bizarre, dude.

00:44:07.000 He's not dead?

00:44:08.000 Oh, it's a fake report?

00:44:11.000 Fake Dick Cheney death report came from RT Parody account. 1.00

00:44:15.000 Those motherfuckers. 1.00

00:44:16.000 Here we go, bro. 1.00

00:44:17.000 You got me.

00:44:17.000 But this is the thing.

00:44:18.000 It's like, you can't tell what the fuck is true. 0.97

00:44:21.000 Well, first of all, how is he still alive? 0.99

00:44:23.000 You know?

00:44:24.000 How many soccer players did we lose this year?

00:44:27.000 Midfield, massive heart attacks, just running down the street.

00:44:31.000 People are dying.

00:44:32.000 And somehow or another, Dick Cheney's still alive.

00:44:35.000 And Dick Cheney's still out there twerking.

00:44:37.000 With a different heart.

00:44:37.000 Yeah.

00:44:38.000 That's what they're doing now.

00:44:39.000 He's got a fake heart?

00:44:40.000 I'm sure he does.

00:44:40.000 I'm sure he's on his sixth or seventh heart.

00:44:42.000 A lot of these... 0.98

00:44:44.000 You don't think politicians are getting fucking separate hearts and organs, dude? 0.99

00:44:47.000 You don't think they're first in line when they fucking... 0.98

00:44:49.000 Oh, yeah, for sure. 0.98

00:44:50.000 That's probably part of, like, if you go and open up a hospital, this is what I want. 1.00

00:44:54.000 The moment my shit goes south. 0.99

00:44:56.000 I want a doctor ready with his hands scrubbed. 1.00

00:45:00.000 Yeah.

00:45:00.000 Oh, I bet there's a sick Rothschild out there somewhere, and every month they're putting a new ticker into him.

00:45:05.000 Dude, I was reading a story last night about this dude who was one of the, I think he was a Rockefeller, who got eaten.

00:45:16.000 I believe he was one of the Rothschilds or Rockefellers? 0.99

00:45:20.000 God damn it. 0.99

00:45:21.000 One of them fancy people. 0.99

00:45:23.000 When you hear the name, you're like, oh, that fancy family.

00:45:25.000 One of those?

00:45:26.000 So this dude went to New Guinea and got eaten by cannibals.

00:45:30.000 Apparently he went there.

00:45:32.000 I'd hate...

00:45:33.000 Michael Rockefeller.

00:45:34.000 So apparently he went there, and they were fine with him the first time he went there, but he was trying to get something from them, and the something that he was trying to get from them was sacred, and apparently they were very pissed off at him.

00:45:48.000 So he didn't know that they were pissed off at him, so when he went back, he thought they'd be friendly with him, and they killed him and ate him.

00:45:55.000 Oh my gosh.

00:45:56.000 Yeah.

00:45:57.000 And then they hid it.

00:45:58.000 They hid the story forever.

00:45:59.000 So they went looking for this guy like, hey, my rich cousin is missing.

00:46:03.000 Where is he?

00:46:04.000 And they're like, I don't know. 0.99

00:46:06.000 They just fucking burped. 0.99

00:46:08.000 They just ate that dude. 0.99

00:46:09.000 Somebody just coughs up one of those things that keeps your...

00:46:15.000 What is that thing that goes on the end of your shirt, Joe?

00:46:18.000 Your cuff?

00:46:19.000 A cuff link.

00:46:20.000 Oh, a cuff link. 0.99

00:46:20.000 I just fucking... 0.99

00:46:21.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:46:22.000 Some guy just coughs up a cuff link.

00:46:23.000 Hey, let me give a shout out to the person who's...

00:46:25.000 It was on their YouTube channel because I can't remember most of the details of the story.

00:46:33.000 But if you go to this dude's YouTube channel, he lays it out.

00:46:37.000 I tried to find a hat that matched with y'all's curtain in here.

00:46:39.000 That's perfect.

00:46:40.000 You nailed it.

00:46:41.000 Thanks.

00:46:41.000 I get it in here somewhere.

00:46:42.000 I have a real problem with these goddamn YouTube videos. 0.99

00:46:46.000 I'm watching too much. 0.99

00:46:47.000 I'm absorbing a lot.

00:46:48.000 I'm learning things.

00:46:49.000 But do you think, like, you talked about Islamophobia in Britain?

00:47:02.000 Did I talk about it?

00:47:03.000 What do you mean?

00:47:04.000 Or did you mention it a minute ago, Islamophobia?

00:47:06.000 What does Islamophobia mean?

00:47:08.000 We were talking about the migrant crisis.

00:47:10.000 We weren't necessarily saying Islamophobia.

00:47:13.000 I think there's a, you know, it's like the migrant crisis in the United States.

00:47:19.000 It's not a crisis of one type of individual coming in.

00:47:24.000 The idea is that you want to be able to vet everybody who comes in. 1.00

00:47:29.000 No matter what, whether they're from Guatemala or they're from Syria, you want to find out who the fuck they are. 1.00

00:47:35.000 You don't want to let in criminals and psychopaths. 1.00

00:47:37.000 It's all that simple.

00:47:39.000 And if you start, you know, blocking off people's ability to do that, I always have to wonder, like, what are you trying to do?

00:47:47.000 If you're just trying to let everybody in and not check, are you trying to...

00:47:50.000 Create chaos?

00:47:51.000 Is that what you want? 0.97

00:47:52.000 Because that's what I would do if I was an evil person and I wanted to fuck up an entire civilization. 0.99

00:47:57.000 I would just let criminals in. 0.99

00:48:00.000 I would encourage criminals to go there.

00:48:02.000 I would release them out of my jails and give them money to go north.

00:48:06.000 Yeah.

00:48:07.000 You can just walk across to America.

00:48:08.000 We're going to pay you to do it.

00:48:10.000 Well, I think you have a lot of people that believe in some sort of a moral and ethical code and they feel like they don't have a place to be sometimes, you know? 0.84

00:48:21.000 Well, there's also some people that grow up and they just got fucked by the world.

00:48:26.000 They just got brought to a real bad spot and they started off way worse than you and I. For sure. 0.98

00:48:32.000 And that's the reality of if you want to keep a healthy society, you have to keep those fucking people out. 0.99

00:48:38.000 Like, the world is not fair. 0.99

00:48:40.000 It's not fair.

00:48:42.000 And if you want to protect the best aspects of the world, you've got to keep them safe.

00:48:46.000 And then spread out.

00:48:47.000 Spread out that safety from there.

00:48:49.000 It's not let in all the bad.

00:48:50.000 It's spread out the safety.

00:48:52.000 It's like the way to do it isn't to just let all the criminals in and then, oh, well, now we all live with crime. 1.00

00:48:59.000 Like, no, that's stupid. 0.96

00:49:00.000 The way to do it is to solve the crime problem in an area and then expand that area ever greater across the world. 0.99

00:49:07.000 That is totally doable.

00:49:09.000 That's totally doable.

00:49:10.000 You're never going to stop all crime, but you can minimize it significantly with a concerted effort, which is not being done.

00:49:16.000 They're not doing that.

00:49:17.000 And there's a bunch of different things that they have to do.

00:49:20.000 Instead of just hiring cops to fuck people up, they should train cops better. 0.95

00:49:23.000 They should pay them more. 0.94

00:49:24.000 They should make them more respected.

00:49:26.000 Make people appreciate cops instead of, like, think of them as the enemy.

00:49:31.000 I agree.

00:49:31.000 We always thought that cops were reliable, but then I guess some cultures have different experiences with cops.

00:49:36.000 But these days, cops are so diverse that it's like... 0.99

00:49:40.000 You'd almost have to be an alien or something to have a racial issue, it feels like, sometimes, you know?

00:49:48.000 Well, I think cops are just like all kinds of people.

00:49:53.000 The problem with all people is they're going to vary.

00:49:55.000 There's going to be some people that can handle pressure and some people that can handle having power and being a boss.

00:50:00.000 Oh, that's a good point.

00:50:02.000 I've had great bosses.

00:50:04.000 We're great guys.

00:50:04.000 They made you happy to work with them.

00:50:06.000 You knew they were the boss, but it was a cool situation. 0.98

00:50:08.000 And then you've got people that are cunts just because they're bosses. 0.98

00:50:11.000 You've got this guy that just won't stop talking down to you because he knows he can get away with you because you need the job. 1.00

00:50:17.000 He can get away with shitting on you. 0.99

00:50:19.000 You've all had that, too. 1.00

00:50:22.000 That's the problem with being a cop.

00:50:24.000 Like, some people are just not good at having power over people.

00:50:27.000 And some people are great with it.

00:50:29.000 And then there's the reality of the stress that they face. 1.00

00:50:32.000 Every fucking day you might get shot. 0.99

00:50:34.000 Every day you're pulling people over. 1.00

00:50:35.000 What is the worst thing that's going to happen to you in your day?

00:50:37.000 Oh, did someone open their door on your car? 1.00

00:50:41.000 Did someone whistle at you because you had big tits or whatever? 1.00

00:50:44.000 I saw a 10-year-old get their face shot in. 1.00

00:50:46.000 I saw a little girl get run over by a car.

00:50:49.000 I saw... 0.99

00:50:50.000 Horrible murder scenes, you know, they they're they're going upon car accidents every day You're seeing so much awful shit you're dealing with and then every time you pull somebody over every cop has seen those videos of People pulling people over and just getting lit Literally, with bullets, just fall into the ground. 0.99

00:51:11.000 There's so many of those videos. 0.99

00:51:12.000 Getting your gun taken away from you, getting shot and killed.

00:51:14.000 We've all seen those videos. 1.00

00:51:16.000 They're fucking horrible. 0.99

00:51:16.000 It's at Walmart everywhere. 0.99

00:51:18.000 A lot of that shit. 1.00

00:51:19.000 It's like there's just so much violence now. 1.00

00:51:21.000 There's just one where this guy was beating up this female cop and his daughter was telling him to stop.

00:51:28.000 The daughter was trying to get him to stop beating this cop to death. 1.00

00:51:32.000 You're like, oh my god. 1.00

00:51:34.000 So, like, that job is not a normal fucking job. 0.99

00:51:38.000 And when people don't have respect for it and don't appreciate it, it's a sign of the sickness of society. 0.99

00:51:46.000 It's the illness of society that we don't appreciate law and order.

00:51:50.000 And we think of it as something that somehow or another, that it's uniquely oppressive.

00:51:58.000 And that without it being there, you'd have less problems.

00:52:02.000 So that was all that defund the police thing.

00:52:05.000 We should have learned from that, and I hope a lot of people did.

00:52:09.000 That's a terrible idea.

00:52:10.000 The problem is not cops.

00:52:14.000 The problem is cops are human. 0.99

00:52:16.000 And they have to stay human, otherwise you're gonna get fucking RoboCop. 0.99

00:52:20.000 Oh, yeah. 0.98

00:52:21.000 So what are we gonna do?

00:52:23.000 RoboCop could easily get hijacked, too.

00:52:25.000 That's another issue.

00:52:26.000 It's like a lot of...

00:52:27.000 Oh, yeah.

00:52:27.000 If there were cyber attacks, like where they wanted every...

00:52:33.000 Electric vehicle or something to just go drive off a cliff.

00:52:36.000 They could just control.

00:52:37.000 100%.

00:52:37.000 If they wanted every oven to just heat to 250 degrees and just burn down every house.

00:52:42.000 Sure.

00:52:43.000 Like if something got hacked, you know, it would be very spooky.

00:52:45.000 So yeah, if cops got hacked, bro, that would be crazy.

00:52:48.000 And then also they could just say they hacked.

00:52:50.000 Like you could have a dirty entity hack the cops and use them for whatever they want.

00:52:55.000 And then who do you even sue with that?

00:52:57.000 What are you going to even, you know, they're not even people.

00:52:59.000 Are you going to put a robot on the stand?

00:53:01.000 Also, you would have to know what kind of, like, hacking is even possible and whether or not it can be detected.

00:53:08.000 Because if they're doing it wirelessly, like, can they do it wirelessly?

00:53:12.000 Like, Jamie, you would probably know this.

00:53:13.000 Can you hack something wirelessly from an anonymous account and, like, get into a system and no one knows who did it?

00:53:23.000 Or is everything ultimately traceable if they could find the source of the invasion?

00:53:30.000 I think when you get to the high-level stuff, they're going, the hacker, like the person doing the attack goes through so many levels to try to hide where they're going from.

00:53:39.000 Yeah, so they can hide somewhat.

00:53:41.000 And also, how many of those guys that are operating at that level even exist?

00:53:47.000 Yeah.

00:53:48.000 How many of those super high-level hackers are out there?

00:53:51.000 And everybody else is just kind of at the mercy.

00:53:55.000 Try understanding that if you don't do that.

00:53:58.000 It's impossible.

00:53:58.000 So how is a judge going to understand it?

00:54:01.000 Who's going to understand it?

00:54:02.000 Yeah.

00:54:03.000 How are the cops going to understand it?

00:54:05.000 Right.

00:54:06.000 It's got to be weird.

00:54:06.000 If you know that much stuff, you're kind of in a world of your own.

00:54:09.000 Oh, yeah.

00:54:09.000 If you're like a super Bitcoin creator type dude, you're in a world of your own.

00:54:14.000 You're existing in the most sophisticated layers of the technological power of the likes the world's never known.

00:54:24.000 I've never seen before.

00:54:25.000 Never seen anything like it.

00:54:27.000 And you're the people that are at the head of the code.

00:54:29.000 You're the people that are making AI. Yeah, you're like Crypto for Columbus or whatever.

00:54:36.000 Crypto for Columbus is great!

00:54:39.000 Bro, that's great.

00:54:40.000 Dude, that's why I've said this for years.

00:54:42.000 People with autism are the link between... 1.00

00:54:48.000 Regular people and machines.

00:54:49.000 That's where we're headed.

00:54:51.000 In two generations, everyone will have autism.

00:54:55.000 You won't be able to find anybody that doesn't have it or that doesn't freak out if somebody's whistling or whatever.

00:55:03.000 It's almost like whatever the reason why more people have autism today.

00:55:07.000 I'm sure there's a bunch of people that think it's vaccines.

00:55:10.000 There's a bunch of people that think it's environmental issues.

00:55:13.000 There's a bunch of people that think it's Chick-fil-A, some people probably.

00:55:15.000 Could be.

00:55:16.000 Could be Doritos.

00:55:17.000 I'll take it, though, dude. 0.97

00:55:18.000 It's so fucking good. 0.97

00:55:19.000 There's no way you wouldn't take some Chick-fil-A autism, dude, if they had it, bro. 0.98

00:55:23.000 You know what I'm saying? 0.58

00:55:25.000 If you're like, every now and then, just a weird guy runs out of the back room with a couple pickles on his back, dude, I'd fucking be like, I love this guy no matter what he has, you know?

00:55:35.000 I totally forgot what I was going to say.

00:55:37.000 Sorry, dude.

00:55:39.000 It had something to do with autism.

00:55:41.000 Oh, what we're talking about.

00:55:43.000 Oh, I think that this is the end of that realm.

00:55:45.000 So just imagine.

00:55:46.000 All right.

00:55:47.000 So there's whatever the reason why there's more cases of autism.

00:55:51.000 Most people, I think, will agree there are more cases of autism now than ever before.

00:55:57.000 Okay.

00:55:58.000 But what meaningful changes have we done, if any, to try to limit that or to try to mitigate that or pull that back?

00:56:05.000 I'm not sure.

00:56:06.000 And what meaningful, like what progress has been made where you're saying like, oh, now we have 20% less autistic kids.

00:56:15.000 So if that's not the case, and yet we're in the greatest technological time that we've ever been aware of, and people have more access to information now than ever before, why is it moving in that direction?

00:56:28.000 And maybe that is a natural thing. 0.98

00:56:30.000 Maybe all this transgender shit where everybody's like, oh my god, I am so sick of hearing there's boys and there's girls and that's it. 1.00

00:56:38.000 Maybe when you find out about plastics and the things that's happening to the human body because it's fucking with our endocrine system and it's shrinking people's genitals and shrinking people's taints and lowering testosterone levels and causing more miscarriages. 0.99

00:56:57.000 If you were watching this play out, if you were not connected to us, and if you were from another planet, and you're like, what is this thing doing?

00:57:04.000 Oh, so this is a very complicated animal, and this animal gets involved in various plastics and metals, and it has a symbiotic relationship with plastics and metals, where the plastics and metals, it gives them...

00:57:20.000 Cars and handbags and television sets, but it also robs them of their primal essence and slowly turns them into these genderless, weird creatures that can only survive by replicating through their DNA. Dude, well said, bro. 1.00

00:57:39.000 Because if you were looking at it from somewhere else and you were looking at what are we addicted to?

00:57:44.000 We're addicted to electronics and we're addicted to plastic.

00:57:47.000 We use plastic for everything.

00:57:49.000 And we're willing to sacrifice something for it. 0.99

00:57:51.000 Dude, I was reading this whole thing about petroleum in the healthcare industry and, like, health and wellness and, like, oils and shit. 0.96

00:57:59.000 Like, how much petroleum is used in all this? 0.98

00:58:01.000 It's everywhere.

00:58:02.000 It's just everywhere.

00:58:04.000 It's bizarrely everywhere.

00:58:07.000 Petroleum is?

00:58:07.000 Petroleum is.

00:58:08.000 So you've got oil and you've got plastics and you've got all of these weird, funky phthalates and chemicals and...

00:58:17.000 Pesticides and herbicides, and we're all aware of it.

00:58:20.000 We're like, this is really a problem.

00:58:21.000 This is really a problem. 0.99

00:58:23.000 One fucking blast in the air. 1.00

00:58:24.000 It's all of your food. 1.00

00:58:25.000 Like, this could be a problem. 0.99

00:58:27.000 Everyone's on fucking Monsanto. 0.99

00:58:28.000 Yeah, nobody can sleep anymore. 0.99

00:58:30.000 Glyphosate is everywhere.

00:58:31.000 And everyone's like, well, we'll certainly get to the bottom of that once we make it safer for queer kids.

00:58:38.000 And then slowly, we're going to get to a point of no return, where our genetics are fucked by our environmental pollutants, which have...

00:58:46.000 It only existed over the last couple hundred years. 0.87

00:58:49.000 So our genetics get fucked by these environmental pollutants and like giant changes in human testosterone levels just from the 1970s. 0.88

00:58:56.000 Giant changes. 0.98

00:58:57.000 Oh yeah, dude.

00:58:58.000 So I think if you're on that path and you're clearly on that path, we are as a human race, we're clearly on that path.

00:59:06.000 Fast.

00:59:06.000 And we're also at the same time on the path of artificial intelligence.

00:59:11.000 It's like, how much time do we really have?

00:59:15.000 How much time do we really have here?

00:59:16.000 What if this, though, what if a trans kid... 0.87

00:59:20.000 How many trans people are there?

00:59:23.000 They're all trans now. 1.00

00:59:25.000 Everybody.

00:59:25.000 Right.

00:59:26.000 The whole country is trans. 1.00

00:59:27.000 I think they've backed off a lot of people who have decided that they really didn't want to do it anymore.

00:59:32.000 Yeah.

00:59:34.000 There's quite a few, and people get mad at them, which is really wild.

00:59:37.000 People get mad at them for changing their mind.

00:59:40.000 Have you interviewed anybody that has gone down the surgery path and didn't want to have the surgery?

00:59:46.000 Have you ever talked to somebody like that?

00:59:48.000 No.

00:59:48.000 Just curious what that world is like.

00:59:51.000 Everybody's got their own weird thing with that, because it's a weird thing. 0.86

00:59:54.000 You don't like your sexual organs that you're born with. 0.99

00:59:58.000 You identify with another gender, or at least you think... 0.98

01:00:02.000 You do.

01:00:02.000 At least, like, you identify with what they like more than what the boys like.

01:00:09.000 You're probably just gay. 1.00

01:00:11.000 And that's one of the things they've studied is when they leave transgender or supposedly transgender youths and they don't do anything, they eventually become gay men. 0.99

01:00:21.000 Oh, I see. 0.87

01:00:23.000 Big percentage of them.

01:00:24.000 Yeah.

01:00:24.000 Does that mean they're all like that?

01:00:26.000 And some people don't genuinely have true gender dysphoria?

01:00:30.000 No.

01:00:31.000 That's always been a thing too.

01:00:33.000 And being gay used to seem like if you were just gay, that was everything.

01:00:37.000 It was like...

01:00:38.000 It was everything?

01:00:40.000 It was like gay didn't... 1.00

01:00:41.000 It was like, oh, if you were trans or any... 1.00

01:00:44.000 Now it's LGBTQI, right? 1.00

01:00:47.000 Oh, there's also...

01:00:48.000 Yeah, there's intersex. 0.91

01:00:49.000 Plus.

01:00:49.000 Two.

01:00:50.000 Plus.

01:00:51.000 Right.

01:00:51.000 What is plus?

01:00:51.000 Which one's plus?

01:00:53.000 I don't know.

01:00:54.000 I know two is Two Spirit, which is my favorite.

01:00:57.000 Really?

01:00:57.000 I know I'm going to need...

01:00:58.000 Two Spirit.

01:00:58.000 They took the kooky Two Spirit people and...

01:01:01.000 The Native Americans?

01:01:02.000 No!

01:01:02.000 Two Spirit is like a very specific...

01:01:05.000 Let's Google it.

01:01:07.000 Two Spirit is like... 0.99

01:01:08.000 You think you're like Fox Kin or some shit like that. 0.96

01:01:11.000 Oh, yeah, yeah. 0.98

01:01:11.000 This is where I found out that... 0.98

01:01:14.000 I might be fucking up what Two Spirit is, but this is where I found out about this stuff because my...

01:01:20.000 A buddy of mine who lives in Utah, his wife, worked at a public school. 0.63

01:01:24.000 And he told me that she told him that they were having a meeting because one of the parents had...

01:01:33.000 Proposed putting a litter box in the bathroom because the kid thinks it's a cat.

01:01:38.000 Oh, that's crazy.

01:01:40.000 And he told me that I talked about it on podcast and people started saying that that was transphobic and this is a transphobic lie and I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

01:01:51.000 So it wasn't a real story, you mean?

01:01:53.000 First of all, what does that have to do with transgender?

01:01:57.000 What does that have to do with that?

01:01:58.000 You're talking about someone who thinks they're a cat.

01:02:00.000 How is that transphobic?

01:02:01.000 And then I realized, like, oh, there's a lot of things connected in this one group that are not the same thing.

01:02:08.000 Like, they're just trying to lump in every idea.

01:02:11.000 Like, say if you only have, like, you know, the Electoral College, you get, like, a couple points in this state. 0.78

01:02:16.000 But if you win, like, ten fucking states, you've got a big coalition you can get in the White House. 0.91

01:02:21.000 You know? 0.99

01:02:21.000 So it's like, if you can't just transgender people on their own. 0.99

01:02:26.000 Too many people are like, no, you can't go into the women's room. 1.00

01:02:28.000 Get out of here. 0.97

01:02:29.000 But then you add them to the gays. 1.00

01:02:31.000 Oh, I see. 0.96

01:02:32.000 You add them to the queers, which is like, what does that mean? 1.00

01:02:35.000 You know?

01:02:35.000 And then if you're...

01:02:36.000 And you're more of a buffet of folks.

01:02:38.000 What is that?

01:02:38.000 Are you...

01:02:39.000 Okay.

01:02:40.000 Two-spirit people.

01:02:41.000 Maybe straight, gay, bisexual, asexual, or queer.

01:02:44.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:02:45.000 Exactly.

01:02:45.000 They're the people that want to pretend the most.

01:02:47.000 I'm everything.

01:02:48.000 I'm a boy.

01:02:49.000 I'm a girl.

01:02:50.000 I'm straight. 1.00

01:02:51.000 You're a fucking narcissist, probably. 1.00

01:02:54.000 You're probably a loon. 1.00

01:02:55.000 Or maybe you really have this two-spirit thing. 0.94

01:02:57.000 I don't know.

01:02:58.000 But there's a variety of things that are true at the same time.

01:03:01.000 You're going to have people that are kooky, and you're also going to have people that, unfortunately, really do wish they were born a girl.

01:03:09.000 Both those things are real.

01:03:11.000 But the thing about us as a species... 1.00

01:03:15.000 If you're looking at these drops that are all clearly established markers in terms of testosterone levels, miscarriages, men who are incapable of having children, low sperm counts, smaller testicles and penises, we're moving in a direction of looking like those fucking aliens. 1.00

01:03:36.000 Well, I've said this for years. 0.99

01:03:38.000 If you look at an alien, their head is big, because that's the only thing that's going still, and their body is this useless sort of... 0.52

01:03:48.000 Spindly, genderless thing. 1.00

01:03:51.000 Genderless, like no tits. 0.99

01:03:52.000 That's stuck under a weighted blanket. 0.99

01:03:55.000 You want to stop an alien, throw one weighted blanket on that bad boy.

01:04:00.000 I bet they don't interact with things.

01:04:02.000 Well, of course they don't because everything happens in their head.

01:04:05.000 It's all built in at that point. 0.89

01:04:07.000 Why do you even need if you can just blink and cum or whatever? 1.00

01:04:10.000 You fucking blink again and you have a mortgage and then you fucking cough and your fucking parents are deceased. 1.00

01:04:16.000 There's no non-aware language. 1.00

01:04:20.000 You speak every language.

01:04:22.000 You know every fact about everything on earth at any given moment.

01:04:27.000 It's all in your head.

01:04:28.000 There's no questions. 1.00

01:04:29.000 You have no dick. 1.00

01:04:31.000 You have no mouth. 1.00

01:04:32.000 You can't even enjoy food.

01:04:33.000 You have no mouth.

01:04:34.000 Yeah, dude. 1.00

01:04:34.000 Well, if I got a dick and you got a mouth, dude. 1.00

01:04:38.000 Let's party. 1.00

01:04:39.000 Food's second.

01:04:40.000 Let's party.

01:04:41.000 I'm catching a BJ. I don't know.

01:04:44.000 I'm a fucking alien. 1.00

01:04:45.000 Imagine getting a head from an alien. 1.00

01:04:47.000 Imagine you wake up in the middle of the night and you're having a crazy sex dream and you're like, oh my god. 0.99

01:04:54.000 Like, you ever have a dream where you're having sex? 0.92

01:04:56.000 Yeah.

01:04:56.000 You think in the dream you're actually having sex because it feels real.

01:04:59.000 Guys come in their pants. 0.99

01:05:00.000 Oh, I had a dream.

01:05:01.000 I was on an airplane one time.

01:05:02.000 Dude, I was flying to Philadelphia, right? 0.99

01:05:04.000 And I had a dream that I was doing oral sex, right? 1.00

01:05:08.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:05:09.000 And I was just kind of like that in the air. 0.99

01:05:12.000 And this old dude fucking shook me. 0.99

01:05:13.000 He's like, get it together. 0.99

01:05:15.000 Whoa.

01:05:16.000 I was on the plane.

01:05:17.000 He told you to get it together. 1.00

01:05:18.000 Yeah, I was eating air pussy. 1.00

01:05:20.000 What are you talking about? 0.99

01:05:22.000 I think at that point, it's okay if somebody shakes you.

01:05:26.000 Imagine if you open your eyes and an alien was blowing you.

01:05:28.000 You just feel trapped.

01:05:30.000 You're paralyzed. 1.00

01:05:31.000 The alien is just sucking your dick, looking you in the eyes. 1.00

01:05:34.000 Big insect eyes. 1.00

01:05:36.000 Could you imagine?

01:05:38.000 No, dude. 1.00

01:05:39.000 Fuck Stephen King. 1.00

01:05:41.000 That's a real horror movie. 1.00

01:05:43.000 Could you imagine you're paralyzed and an alien is sucking your dick? 1.00

01:05:47.000 What sound does it make? 1.00

01:05:48.000 I bet it makes it sound like a...

01:05:49.000 Slurpee.

01:05:51.000 They over-exaggerate. 0.63

01:05:54.000 They give you, like, a caricaturized version of our porn films.

01:05:58.000 We know they like it when you make a lot of noise. 0.78

01:06:01.000 They're gonna be gagging. 1.00

01:06:06.000 But they're not even moving.

01:06:07.000 It's just the feeling and making the noise. 0.91

01:06:09.000 Or it also has that light, you know, like whenever you make a Xerox copy of something and that fucking light goes down and back. 0.90

01:06:14.000 It's like that. 0.95

01:06:17.000 I wouldn't want that.

01:06:18.000 Dude, what was I seeing the other day? 0.99

01:06:19.000 They're having gay animals now? 1.00

01:06:23.000 Is that? 0.99

01:06:24.000 They were having gay animals? 1.00

01:06:25.000 What are you saying? 0.98

01:06:26.000 If you pull that up, Jimmy, if you see anything of it.

01:06:29.000 What kind of request is that?

01:06:31.000 Well, I'm just saying, if you see... 1.00

01:06:33.000 Bro, animals fuck couches. 1.00

01:06:35.000 They fuck your leg. 1.00

01:06:37.000 Okay. 1.00

01:06:37.000 You ever have a dog? 1.00

01:06:38.000 Dogs will grab ahold of your leg. 0.94

01:06:40.000 They know your leg isn't a female dog. 1.00

01:06:42.000 They don't care.

01:06:44.000 They grab ahold of your leg. 0.97

01:06:45.000 Does that mean he's gay? 1.00

01:06:46.000 No, it means he's crazy horny. 0.99

01:06:48.000 But no, I was seeing something where they were trying to have a hot... 1.00

01:06:50.000 It's like an upscale meat or beef that comes from a gay... 1.00

01:06:54.000 Why are scientists ignoring all the gay animals? 1.00

01:06:59.000 Go down to that. 0.99

01:07:00.000 It's a great question.

01:07:02.000 There's a study.

01:07:03.000 This is like that James Lindsay, Helen Pluckrose, Peter Boghossian thing.

01:07:11.000 What does it say?

01:07:12.000 Can I read the headline? 0.98

01:07:14.000 Why are scientists ignoring all the gay animals? 0.62

01:07:18.000 Imagine, like, you're a scientist and you're trying to figure out how old the universe is and that's the complaint you read first thing in the morning and you're like, hey. 0.93

01:07:27.000 Hey, hey, hey! 0.98

01:07:29.000 There's other shit to worry about! 1.00

01:07:31.000 Hey, you're telling me this otter ain't a homosexual? 1.00

01:07:34.000 I'm trying to figure out how old the fucking universe is! 1.00

01:07:38.000 That's why. 1.00

01:07:39.000 There's not a lot of federal funding for gay animals. 0.97

01:07:42.000 Oh, there is now, I bet. 0.73

01:07:43.000 Bro, you have to get funding for this stuff.

01:07:45.000 I'm sure we spent a bill on it, dude.

01:07:47.000 Yo, that was another thing that was crazy about the Harris campaign, was when you found out that they can pay activist groups.

01:07:56.000 They give donations to activist groups.

01:07:59.000 Like, large sums of money.

01:08:02.000 To activist groups?

01:08:03.000 Like, what?

01:08:04.000 So that these people will endorse them.

01:08:07.000 Oh, I see.

01:08:08.000 There's an accusation that she gave...

01:08:11.000 What's that dude's name?

01:08:12.000 Who's on MSNBC? The old dude?

01:08:15.000 Don Leonard?

01:08:16.000 No, no, no, no.

01:08:18.000 Don Leonard, you combine two names.

01:08:20.000 Don Lemon and Sugar Ray Leonard.

01:08:23.000 Don Lemon.

01:08:23.000 That's what you did.

01:08:25.000 Hey, bro.

01:08:26.000 No, Al Sharpton.

01:08:28.000 Don's got a little more sugar than Ray Leonard, I think.

01:08:31.000 To be honest.

01:08:33.000 No judgment, dude.

01:08:34.000 But I'll tell you this.

01:08:35.000 That's maple syrup. 1.00

01:08:36.000 Gay animal, bro. 1.00

01:08:38.000 Gay animal meat is going to be the new thing. 1.00

01:08:40.000 You're telling me you're at a restaurant, right? 1.00

01:08:42.000 Right, to be a gay lamb. 1.00

01:08:44.000 And they're like, hey, okay, you can have this lamb, $70, this shank. 0.99

01:08:48.000 Or you could have this sweet little lamb shank over here for $90.

01:08:54.000 The best of both worlds.

01:08:55.000 So it's got the firmness of male.

01:08:58.000 What else has that sweet tenderness of female? 1.00

01:09:00.000 Yeah, it's also been basted from the inside, you know? 0.99

01:09:05.000 You tell me you're not going to get a gay steak, dude, for an extra 20 bucks. 1.00

01:09:08.000 Especially if you're LBGT friendly. 0.98

01:09:11.000 You want to support the gay steak market. 0.89

01:09:12.000 You have to. 0.92

01:09:14.000 That's the next thing, though. 1.00

01:09:15.000 They start cheating, though, and encouraging straight cows to fuck each other. 1.00

01:09:19.000 Because they realize there's more money in gay steaks. 1.00

01:09:27.000 You're like, I'll take a steak. 0.99

01:09:28.000 You're like, is it gay? 1.00

01:09:29.000 You fucking better be, buddy. 1.00

01:09:31.000 In the attention market that is social media, there has to be a few people out there that are pretending to be gay that aren't. 1.00

01:09:38.000 Like, here's a good example.

01:09:39.000 Oh, for sure.

01:09:39.000 Here's a good example.

01:09:40.000 There were a bunch of girls, and people got mad at them because they're hot female OnlyFans girls, and they started putting fake dicks in their pants. 1.00

01:09:50.000 Okay. 0.99

01:09:51.000 And pretending that they're trans. 0.99

01:09:54.000 Because I was getting them a lot more views. 0.97

01:09:56.000 So apparently the way to get a lot of views is to be a really hot trans person. 0.59

01:10:02.000 Like really hot trans people are in right now. 1.00

01:10:06.000 Like really hot like a girl. 0.99

01:10:08.000 Like a super hot girl with a hog on ya. 1.00

01:10:11.000 With that smoker. 0.99

01:10:13.000 Big ol' big ol' hog on ya. 1.00

01:10:14.000 So people got mad and started saying that my identity is not your costume. 0.98

01:10:20.000 Like the actual trans people. 1.00

01:10:21.000 Like cultural appropriation kind of.

01:10:23.000 Yeah, but like, hey!

01:10:25.000 Right.

01:10:25.000 Aren't you doing that?

01:10:28.000 Are you doing that? 1.00

01:10:29.000 You have a dick and you're saying you're a girl and then these girls who don't have a dick are putting a dick on and you're saying you can't do that. 1.00

01:10:37.000 This is crazy. 1.00

01:10:39.000 Yeah, it's like we're caught in a blender, dude. 0.92

01:10:41.000 First of all, it's very short-sighted because you should be pro-trans even if it's fake trans. 0.88

01:10:45.000 Right.

01:10:45.000 That would make more people into trans people.

01:10:48.000 That'd be better for everybody.

01:10:49.000 Right, no matter what.

01:10:50.000 Now, are some people...

01:10:51.000 It's famine thinking.

01:10:53.000 Are there really some people...

01:10:56.000 Are people born with wiener and breast?

01:10:59.000 Is that a real thing? 0.89

01:11:01.000 I have not heard of that, but I know that some guys do have problems with their breasts. 1.00

01:11:05.000 Like, there's a thing when guys take steroids.

01:11:07.000 They develop something called gynomastica, and gynomastica is an enlargement of the breast tissue.

01:11:13.000 I know guys who have had to get their nipples cut open, and they have to get that removed and then sewn back together again.

01:11:20.000 It's like a serious operation. 0.85

01:11:24.000 But that's breast tissue because they take so much testosterone that their body starts producing extra estrogen, and then they get titties as a side effect. 1.00

01:11:34.000 I hope I'm not fucking that up. 0.98

01:11:35.000 That's what I've been told.

01:11:36.000 I'm pretty sure that's how it goes. 1.00

01:11:38.000 But the point is, that's the only time I've ever heard of with a dick and tits. 1.00

01:11:42.000 But some people are born with both genitals, right? 1.00

01:11:44.000 Yes.

01:11:46.000 That's a little different, right?

01:11:47.000 That's pretty rare.

01:11:48.000 That's called a hermaphrodite. 0.73

01:11:49.000 Or now, I think they call them intersex now.

01:11:51.000 People are always trying to come up with new names.

01:11:53.000 Oh, yeah.

01:11:54.000 My buddy had these growing up. 0.99

01:11:55.000 Hot tits. 1.00

01:11:56.000 Normal breast tissue. 1.00

01:11:57.000 Hormone imbalance.

01:11:59.000 Causes swelling.

01:12:00.000 First of all.

01:12:01.000 Causes some sweet titties.

01:12:02.000 Yeah, first batch I ever saw around my buddy.

01:12:04.000 Shout out to him, dude.

01:12:05.000 I'll tell you what. 0.92

01:12:06.000 If I could just crop out that right tit, I could rub one off to that right tit. 0.81

01:12:10.000 I used to look at my buddy like that. 0.97

01:12:12.000 Go back to that tit, please.

01:12:13.000 You go back to his, it's his left.

01:12:17.000 So his left.

01:12:18.000 It's like, no, no, no.

01:12:20.000 I don't want to see those.

01:12:20.000 The technical, the actual one.

01:12:22.000 So if you just cropped in his left, his left, that one.

01:12:26.000 Yeah, look at that.

01:12:27.000 Just crop in that, remove all side of hair. 1.00

01:12:31.000 Look at that.

01:12:33.000 Look at that little milk porch he's got on him, brother. 0.96

01:12:35.000 That's like a hot athletic girl's boob. 1.00

01:12:37.000 Oh, damn, brother. 1.00

01:12:38.000 That's a fucking little nerve branch. 1.00

01:12:40.000 We don't really need to. 0.99

01:12:41.000 Don't do that, James.

01:12:43.000 Sorry, that's a lot, dude.

01:12:44.000 But I'm telling you this.

01:12:45.000 You're telling me this.

01:12:46.000 If you make a stake out of that man, you're not going to pay an extra $30?

01:12:50.000 Yeah, and then the problem would be they would start...

01:12:52.000 OnlyFans models with the bulge.

01:12:54.000 Oh, see?

01:12:55.000 Oh.

01:12:56.000 That's it.

01:12:57.000 So they're doing it.

01:12:58.000 A lot of people...

01:12:59.000 But what if...

01:13:00.000 Do you think, though...

01:13:01.000 This is what I wonder sometimes.

01:13:02.000 Do you think that science has us headed so we were all...

01:13:06.000 That everyone is gonna be trans at what like it's like it's all merging Yeah, I think we're gonna be genderless really go to that article again. 1.00

01:13:13.000 I want to see what they're saying What would they say?

01:13:16.000 They said it was only two of them.

01:13:17.000 I don't know how.

01:13:17.000 It could have spread since September.

01:13:19.000 Not on my Instagram feed.

01:13:20.000 They might have started a trend.

01:13:23.000 They're all over the place.

01:13:24.000 OnlyFans models. 0.96

01:13:25.000 Can I just read that?

01:13:26.000 OnlyFans models are targeted by online LGBTQ mob after posing in underwear with fake bulges.

01:13:33.000 That's so crazy. 0.99

01:13:35.000 That's so hypocritical. 0.99

01:13:38.000 I wonder. 0.98

01:13:39.000 Dude, I heard Jelly Roll's got that thang on him.

01:13:41.000 I heard he's got it real.

01:13:42.000 I bet it does.

01:13:43.000 Look at that. 0.99

01:13:44.000 Just two boys being silly alongside a trans flag. 0.99

01:13:49.000 How can you get mad? 0.99

01:13:51.000 How can you get mad? 0.97

01:13:53.000 Got that donkey on him. 0.88

01:13:55.000 You can't get mad because that violates. 0.92

01:13:59.000 You're saying that your standards are more important than them doing this thing to get attention.

01:14:06.000 That your standards of what's real is not real.

01:14:08.000 No, no, no, no, no.

01:14:10.000 It doesn't work that way.

01:14:13.000 Because then it's only your standards.

01:14:15.000 Because if you want that kind of a strict control of the way people view things, you're going to allow people to turn that on you. 0.99

01:14:21.000 And there's going to be way more people that have a hard time with you saying that you're a woman when you have a dick than there's going to be for a bunch of girls who just want to take pictures where they have fake bulges. 1.00

01:14:33.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:14:34.000 That doesn't make...

01:14:35.000 You're just being a control freak. 0.99

01:14:37.000 You can't have no fake trans people. 0.79

01:14:41.000 But only real trans people, but don't let anybody be in control of who decides what's real and what's not real. 0.84

01:14:48.000 Right, it's almost the same with a lot of cultural appropriation stuff. 0.91

01:14:50.000 At a certain point, it just gets ridiculous.

01:14:52.000 Did you see that one dude who faked it for like six months? 0.99

01:14:56.000 Faked being black?

01:14:57.000 No, you can't do that anymore. 0.98

01:14:59.000 I'm not doing it.

01:15:01.000 No, he faked being a woman.

01:15:03.000 You know that dude?

01:15:04.000 He was on one of those reality shows, and he had all the tattoos. 0.94

01:15:08.000 He was like a good-looking guy, which is why I was crazy, and he said he was transitioning, and he was just a troll. 0.51

01:15:14.000 He did it for like six months. 0.69

01:15:15.000 He was just meeting chicks?

01:15:15.000 No, just like making videos online where people get mad at him.

01:15:18.000 Oh, no, I didn't see that.

01:15:19.000 But he kept it up forever.

01:15:22.000 That dude.

01:15:24.000 Explaining Josh Ceder's trans hoax, alleged fake death, and why Monica Beverly Hills is involved.

01:15:29.000 I don't know who Monica Beverly Hills is. 1.00

01:15:30.000 Me neither.

01:15:33.000 So this guy, it was very smart.

01:15:36.000 He said he's been undergoing a crash out of the most epic proportions, and somehow RuPaul's Drag Race doll, Monica Beverly Hills, is involved.

01:15:48.000 Is this like a far left-wing blog?

01:15:51.000 Because the way they're writing this is like...

01:15:53.000 It's called Them.

01:15:54.000 Okay, well that makes sense.

01:15:56.000 Them.us.

01:15:58.000 First of all, it's called Them.us. 0.82

01:15:59.000 Yeah.

01:16:00.000 I was like, what is the...

01:16:01.000 I don't understand what the tone of this article is.

01:16:04.000 So go back to it now.

01:16:07.000 So he was pretending to be trans, Joe? 0.77

01:16:09.000 Yes.

01:16:10.000 Okay.

01:16:10.000 For a long time.

01:16:11.000 Okay, here it goes.

01:16:12.000 Scroll up a little bit.

01:16:13.000 Oh, here it goes.

01:16:14.000 The former reality TV star has gone viral on social media for the worst reasons.

01:16:19.000 That's definitely not the worst reason.

01:16:20.000 Yeah.

01:16:21.000 Allegedly faking his own death and claiming it was a hack, as well as pretending to be trans and posting photos of himself in feminine clothes is an experimental mockery of trans people that he claims is exposing the woke mind virus.

01:16:36.000 But that's not the worst reasons. 0.92

01:16:38.000 The worst reasons is like you killed a bunch of folks.

01:16:41.000 The worst reasons, you lit a school on fire.

01:16:44.000 That's the worst reasons.

01:16:45.000 Like, that's not the worst reasons for going vile.

01:16:47.000 Because why did he pretend to be trans? 1.00

01:16:49.000 He came out as a trans woman.

01:16:51.000 He gave interviews with the public, like page six.

01:16:53.000 But are there people that aren't...

01:16:56.000 So this guy just pretended to be trans for a long time.

01:17:00.000 A long time. 0.82

01:17:01.000 So he was making a mockery of them.

01:17:02.000 He said five months.

01:17:04.000 So he did it for five months.

01:17:06.000 In October, five months later, he said that it was all a social experiment.

01:17:11.000 On an episode of the conservative podcast Primetime with Alex Stein, Sider said the purpose was to expose how gullible and delusional the left is.

01:17:20.000 What I did is I faked being a faker, he said.

01:17:24.000 I pretended to be a pretender.

01:17:27.000 The thing is, people don't want to admit that he's correct because it makes you insensitive.

01:17:32.000 But what he's saying is like...

01:17:35.000 Logical.

01:17:35.000 Right.

01:17:36.000 It's logical.

01:17:37.000 And so what if people are actually trans?

01:17:39.000 Are some people actually trans?

01:17:41.000 You'd have to ask them.

01:17:43.000 Okay.

01:17:43.000 Therein lies the problem.

01:17:44.000 I see.

01:17:44.000 I think there are people that are not, though.

01:17:46.000 There's people that are perverts, for sure, and pretend to be trans so they can go to women's rooms. 1.00

01:17:50.000 For sure. 0.99

01:17:51.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

01:17:52.000 That's at LAX. For sure.

01:17:53.000 I'm not accusing all of them.

01:17:54.000 I'm just saying...

01:17:55.000 No, but I've seen it.

01:17:56.000 You're going to have that if you have this thing, this new thing.

01:17:59.000 This loophole.

01:18:00.000 It's a new thing. 0.99

01:18:01.000 When I was a kid, if a guy with a beard and a dress tried to go into the women's room, men would go in there and beat the fuck out of him. 0.99

01:18:06.000 They wouldn't let that happen. 1.00

01:18:08.000 They would say, oh, that guy's a pervert. 0.85

01:18:10.000 And if a woman went into the men's room, we'd tell her to bring a couple of her friends. 0.99

01:18:13.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:18:14.000 But still, in a respectable way.

01:18:17.000 Or you would guard the door while they were urinating.

01:18:19.000 That was another thing if a woman said, I really need to urinate in here, you know? 1.00

01:18:22.000 Yeah, well, no one would care.

01:18:23.000 The added thing is if a parent maybe had a relationship with this...

01:18:27.000 Monica Beverly Hills person. 0.97

01:18:29.000 Oh, is Monica Beverly Hills a gay guy? 1.00

01:18:31.000 It's a contestant from Drag Race. 0.96

01:18:34.000 Oh! 0.60

01:18:35.000 So then this person tried to out them, I guess, and he denied it, and then I guess there might be evidence.

01:18:41.000 Oh.

01:18:43.000 So they're saying that he might have done this all in retaliation for this.

01:18:47.000 See, that's what happens a lot of times is people will...

01:18:50.000 I just read that. 0.98

01:18:51.000 Well, listen, for whatever, maybe the guy's gay. 0.99

01:18:55.000 And he pretended to be a woman. 0.96

01:18:57.000 He's not a woman. 1.00

01:18:58.000 Alright? 1.00

01:18:59.000 So maybe he had a gay relationship with a drag queen. 0.98

01:19:01.000 Or maybe it's not even a gay relationship if it's a drag queen. 0.93

01:19:04.000 I don't remember anymore.

01:19:05.000 I don't know what the new regulations are.

01:19:07.000 All I'm telling you is...

01:19:08.000 I don't know what the new regulations are. 0.98

01:19:09.000 All I'm saying is, if you want to be a person who is open-minded and who's compassionate and who wants to let people live and let live, you can't get mad at these girls putting rubber dicks in their pants. 0.99

01:19:23.000 You can't. 1.00

01:19:23.000 It's too stupid. 1.00

01:19:24.000 Well, it's like somebody dressing up for someone for Halloween, I feel like, right? 1.00

01:19:27.000 A little bit.

01:19:28.000 But you could say that's what they're doing, though.

01:19:31.000 I see what you're saying.

01:19:32.000 So you're saying you're making your own Halloween, so you can't be upset if we make a Halloween.

01:19:36.000 You can say you're a girl.

01:19:39.000 You can say you're a girl.

01:19:40.000 And you can be a guy with a beard and long nails and say you're a girl.

01:19:43.000 But you can't make me go along with it.

01:19:46.000 I see what you're saying.

01:19:46.000 I'm not saying that you can't say you're a girl.

01:19:49.000 I'm not saying that you can't call yourself a new name.

01:19:52.000 But if we're in this weird, aggressive situation and you want me to say you're a girl so that you can go do girl things in the girl's room and like... 1.00

01:20:00.000 You can't make me agree to that.

01:20:02.000 Right.

01:20:02.000 That's where it gets crazy.

01:20:04.000 Like, if you're not infringing on anybody else's space, there's a reason girls don't want to be in a fucking bathroom with dudes. 1.00

01:20:10.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:20:10.000 And if it's like trans men in the men's room, men don't give a fuck because women aren't going in there to rape men. 1.00

01:20:17.000 Right. 1.00

01:20:18.000 Right?

01:20:18.000 So that's the difference.

01:20:20.000 There are women that think they're men. 1.00

01:20:22.000 No one cares.

01:20:22.000 If a woman who thinks she's a man wants to enter into men's sports, no one's going to stop her.

01:20:27.000 Right, because it's all one direction.

01:20:30.000 Isn't it always men going to women's stuff?

01:20:33.000 Well, for sports, for sure.

01:20:34.000 Look, there have been women that have turned trans and competed against boys.

01:20:39.000 It definitely has happened.

01:20:41.000 But the striking dominance that you see where trans men or trans women, biological men, who identify as women, compete against regular biological women in sports.

01:20:54.000 Yeah.

01:20:55.000 It's crazy.

01:20:56.000 You get people with like...

01:20:58.000 I would just want to...

01:21:00.000 It's a delusion.

01:21:02.000 It's just a delusion that you shouldn't let in.

01:21:04.000 If you want to have an all-trans league, do that.

01:21:06.000 That's what we should do, I feel like.

01:21:07.000 It seems like there should be that so that then...

01:21:10.000 This is a cheat code.

01:21:11.000 You can't just say you're a girl.

01:21:12.000 You're not a girl. 1.00

01:21:13.000 Let's do a DNA test. 0.97

01:21:14.000 Let's do a chromosome test.

01:21:15.000 Oh, look!

01:21:16.000 XY! You're a guy.

01:21:18.000 Will DNA tell you the truth every single time?

01:21:21.000 Will that answer always be the... 1.00

01:21:23.000 Your fucking chromosomes will. 1.00

01:21:24.000 Okay, so there's no... 1.00

01:21:25.000 Look, there's going to be a variable...

01:21:27.000 There's going to be a thing even with that, right?

01:21:30.000 So if you have, like, male and female, all male and all female are not created equal. 0.82

01:21:35.000 There's a giant curve between, like, the most manly man and the most womanly man.

01:21:41.000 Oh, yeah.

01:21:42.000 And then the most manly woman. 0.72

01:21:44.000 And the most womanly woman. 0.99

01:21:45.000 Like, there's this giant fucking curve that all it means to be a human being. 0.99

01:21:49.000 I can't tell you where you are in that curve. 0.99

01:21:51.000 Yeah.

01:21:52.000 I don't know what you are you, man.

01:21:54.000 You'd be you.

01:21:54.000 I'll be me.

01:21:55.000 I'm doing fine.

01:21:55.000 I want you to be happy.

01:21:56.000 But you can't pretend you're in that other group.

01:22:00.000 You can't, especially if you are the male pretending you're a female and you want to enter into, like, women's rooms. 0.97

01:22:05.000 You can't do that because there's too much of a potential for that to be abused by creeps.

01:22:10.000 So what's the solution?

01:22:11.000 I don't know what the solution is.

01:22:13.000 I don't know.

01:22:14.000 You know, individual bathrooms.

01:22:16.000 What about that family restroom that always has...

01:22:18.000 Dude, I'll tell you this.

01:22:19.000 The worst thing is...

01:22:20.000 Oh, that one with the diaper table?

01:22:22.000 Yeah.

01:22:22.000 That one special bathroom.

01:22:25.000 That's got a diaper table in it. 1.00

01:22:26.000 It's got that Australian diaper table in it or whatever.

01:22:29.000 You're like, what is this for?

01:22:30.000 And you don't even have a diaper, but you do have a hog and a dress. 1.00

01:22:34.000 Yeah.

01:22:34.000 And you're like, I'm just going to use this one.

01:22:35.000 Just not freak anybody out.

01:22:37.000 Like Jelly Roll, dude. 0.85

01:22:39.000 He's got that hog on him, huh?

01:22:40.000 Yeah, but he's clearly identifying as a male. 0.94

01:22:42.000 Oh, yeah.

01:22:43.000 No one's denying. 0.97

01:22:44.000 But if he wasn't, and then he had that big old hog, keep him out of the women's room. 1.00

01:22:47.000 I'm just saying he's got that mistletoe on him. 0.76

01:22:49.000 I heard, you know?

01:22:51.000 That's what I heard, dude.

01:22:53.000 I heard he's got that.

01:22:53.000 You know that thing that cops throw out to get the car to stop if it's going real fast?

01:22:57.000 Those nails on the strip. 1.00

01:23:00.000 I'm just saying I heard he's got that rope on him, boy. 1.00

01:23:02.000 Damn. 0.99

01:23:03.000 So, whatever, dude. 1.00

01:23:05.000 Stay black, homie. 1.00

01:23:06.000 That's what Joey Diaz always says. 0.99

01:23:08.000 Stay black. 1.00

01:23:09.000 That's the most important thing. 0.93

01:23:11.000 Oh, my God.

01:23:12.000 Have you ever seen the video where, speaking of Alex Jones, where Joey Diaz and Alex Jones, Alex Jones is trying to calm Joey Diaz down, and I'm next to him.

01:23:20.000 I'm just crying, laughing, and Joey's telling some story about how he smuggled weed through the airport under his nutsack.

01:23:28.000 They didn't catch him. 0.99

01:23:30.000 What kind of fucking security do we have here? 0.99

01:23:34.000 See if you can find it. 1.00

01:23:36.000 I am literally crying laughing.

01:23:39.000 I can't breathe. 0.99

01:23:40.000 I'm fucking crying. 0.99

01:23:41.000 I haven't seen that. 0.99

01:23:42.000 I'm trying to think of what I've seen.

01:23:43.000 This is Alex Jones of the early 2000s.

01:23:48.000 I saw they got that new tariff in New York City.

01:23:50.000 Do you see that?

01:23:51.000 Nine bucks to drive into the city now.

01:23:53.000 That's so crazy.

01:23:54.000 During congestion time.

01:23:56.000 That's so crazy.

01:23:57.000 I think it's 5 a.m.

01:23:58.000 to 2. They're just trying to ruin that city, man.

01:24:02.000 Well, I just wonder, what will that affect?

01:24:04.000 Obviously, everything hits people that don't have money the hardest, right?

01:24:08.000 You know when we were talking about how once people have power over you, once they have control over you, they never want to let that go?

01:24:15.000 Oh, for sure.

01:24:16.000 The East Coast is a great example of that.

01:24:18.000 And one of the best examples is the tolls.

01:24:22.000 The tolls were supposed to be created to pay for the city, to build the roads, build the bridges.

01:24:28.000 But they paid for it a hundred times over.

01:24:30.000 Once it's already been paid, now you're just stealing money from people because you can.

01:24:33.000 So then they just fill their coffers up and fill their bureaucracy and fill their red tape to justify all this money coming in.

01:24:40.000 It's all a scheme.

01:24:42.000 This is Joey on the Alex Jones Show.

01:24:44.000 2010. They're just better at covering up what they do.

01:24:50.000 Did they kill Michael Jackson?

01:24:52.000 I don't know.

01:24:52.000 Look at the movie.

01:24:53.000 He was dancing and singing, and next you know he's dying of oxygen.

01:24:56.000 No, not right.

01:24:57.000 Junkies are junkies are junkies.

01:24:58.000 A junkie every day.

01:24:59.000 He doesn't wake up singing dance, and then he has oxygen tanks at night.

01:25:03.000 Something's not right there.

01:25:04.000 And in my case, like old school, you're worth more dead than what you are alive.

01:25:09.000 You understand me?

01:25:10.000 And now they got a new record coming up.

01:25:11.000 He ain't in debt no more.

01:25:12.000 He's doing a tour next year with the people from Vegas.

01:25:15.000 That jump up and down the blue band group, whatever the hell that is.

01:25:18.000 I mean, he's worth more now than he's ever been.

01:25:21.000 I think Paul McCartney killed Michael Jackson.

01:25:23.000 That's what I think.

01:25:24.000 If it was up to me, me knowing what I know, I smoke another joint, I'll break it down.

01:25:28.000 I'll break it down because he bought the music from Paul McCartney and didn't want to give it back to him.

01:25:32.000 And all of a sudden, they put Paul McCartney in the Super Bowl.

01:25:35.000 They tried to build up the Beatles to get their thing going.

01:25:38.000 And all of a sudden, Michael Jackson...

01:25:39.000 That's right, Michael.

01:25:41.000 I believe it.

01:25:42.000 It goes a lot longer. 0.98

01:25:43.000 The best is the end though, he says stay black. 1.00

01:25:46.000 Just get to the very back. 1.00

01:25:49.000 Every time you listen to your bullshit congressman, or your bullshit governor, or even a bullshit president, or somebody who's running for president, and he's hitting you with that same poor shit that they give you every four fucking years, and you still vote for the fucking Momo, and then you get mad. 1.00

01:26:01.000 Think about me saying the word fuck. 1.00

01:26:03.000 With that, I'm out of here. 1.00

01:26:04.000 I gotta go smoke a cigarette.

01:26:05.000 You're making some very solid points.

01:26:08.000 Don't do the...

01:26:08.000 No, I know.

01:26:09.000 Joey, you get it. 0.99

01:26:10.000 I'm with you, but this is just to let the American public know that every four years they buy the same shit they've been buying every four years, and the same people... 0.99

01:26:18.000 What do you do with that? 1.00

01:26:20.000 Harvard articulation, and how they don't curse, and they're Christians, and they have a family, and these are the same people that shove it up your fucking ass every year. 1.00

01:26:27.000 The one thing that you get about me is, I'll say fuck, but I will not fucking rob you. 1.00

01:26:32.000 If I need something, I'll ask you like a man. 1.00

01:26:34.000 Hey, hey, so go fuck yourself, you cop. 1.00

01:26:36.000 Hold on, hold on one second. 1.00

01:26:37.000 Take a joke, take a shuttle.

01:26:38.000 Joey Diaz, Facebook, Twitter, check yourself before you wreck yourself. 1.00

01:26:43.000 Big dicks in your ass. 1.00

01:26:45.000 Get out of here, we're in trouble. 1.00

01:26:46.000 He goes back!

01:26:48.000 I'm the... 0.92

01:26:52.000 Stay black, dude. 1.00

01:27:01.000 We gotta start getting more... 0.98

01:27:03.000 When are you gonna start to see people just identify as black, then?

01:27:06.000 You can't do that.

01:27:07.000 They won't let you do that.

01:27:08.000 Yeah, but that's what they said about everything.

01:27:09.000 Yeah, but that one's been a hard line for a while.

01:27:11.000 You used to be able to do blackface. 0.99

01:27:13.000 Think about it.

01:27:14.000 So many people did blackface in movies.

01:27:15.000 Robert Downey Jr. did blackface in the early...

01:27:18.000 2000s, right?

01:27:18.000 Good point.

01:27:19.000 Jimmy Kimmel did it.

01:27:20.000 Look at that movie Soul Man.

01:27:22.000 Remember?

01:27:22.000 The guy pretended to be black to get a college education.

01:27:25.000 Trudeau did it. 0.81

01:27:26.000 Yeah, he did it.

01:27:27.000 A lot of people did it.

01:27:28.000 Lexter Holt, I don't even think...

01:27:30.000 He looks...

01:27:33.000 I think that's his real skin color.

01:27:34.000 You do?

01:27:35.000 Yeah, I think that is.

01:27:35.000 Okay.

01:27:36.000 That's a rumor.

01:27:37.000 The point is, that is...

01:27:39.000 It's going the other direction.

01:27:41.000 It's not going the direction of the Rachel Dolezal.

01:27:43.000 Oh, no.

01:27:44.000 I think you're going to have a real surgence.

01:27:47.000 Well, there are people that have tried it.

01:27:49.000 The problem is, now with 23andMe, it's real hard to pull off.

01:27:54.000 Mike Perry?

01:27:56.000 He's got like 2%.

01:27:57.000 Hey, I ain't gonna tell him he ain't.

01:28:00.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:28:01.000 That's for sure, dude.

01:28:05.000 I ain't telling Mike Perry is a zebra if he wants to be, dude. 0.94

01:28:10.000 Can you bring up people that are trying to be black and see... 0.98

01:28:15.000 Like, by texturizing their skin, there's new things, Joe. 0.94

01:28:20.000 Well, I definitely think that people are taking pills.

01:28:23.000 I've heard of that.

01:28:24.000 Yeah, darkening pills or whatever?

01:28:25.000 Yeah, there's some kind of medication that you could take.

01:28:27.000 Maybe it's a peptide that darkens your skin.

01:28:31.000 It may be a peptide, but I've heard of it.

01:28:34.000 It might even have some weird, like, melanin name, like melanolin or something like that.

01:28:39.000 I don't remember, though.

01:28:41.000 But I do remember seeing it on an internet article where, you know, it was like how far are people going to, like, look different.

01:28:47.000 Oh, yeah. 0.97

01:28:48.000 Different shit that people are doing. 0.98

01:28:49.000 Dark buddy or whatever they're calling it. 0.99

01:28:51.000 Dark buddy? 0.96

01:28:52.000 Yeah, they call it dark buddy.

01:28:53.000 And you just, like, take a couple pills of it.

01:28:56.000 Oh, you're thinking of Justin Trudeau doing blackface.

01:28:59.000 Dude, you know, he just retired.

01:29:00.000 He's just retired, yeah.

01:29:01.000 That's crazy.

01:29:02.000 Well, he's stepping down until they find, they're going to have to find a replacement.

01:29:06.000 And then he leaves. 0.59

01:29:07.000 I liked him better when he was black. 1.00

01:29:09.000 That was very brief, I think. 1.00

01:29:11.000 But still, dude, it was a fucking vibe then. 0.98

01:29:15.000 Bro, people have hammered on that guy so much. 0.99

01:29:17.000 For rightly so, man. 0.97

01:29:18.000 That guy's a creep. 0.96

01:29:19.000 He doesn't seem like he has any strength inside of him, of his own. 0.98

01:29:24.000 No, no, no, no.

01:29:24.000 And he almost seems like a character from a Charles Dickens novel.

01:29:27.000 If you bring up his retirement speech from the other day.

01:29:29.000 Yeah.

01:29:30.000 Well, it's fake.

01:29:31.000 That's why.

01:29:33.000 It's fake.

01:29:34.000 It's all fake. 0.75

01:29:34.000 He's like a fake progressive. 0.75

01:29:36.000 The whole thing's fake.

01:29:37.000 That's why he was an authoritarian and he kept cracking down on people's rights and they all really saw it during that trucker protest because that's when it was really in front of everybody's face where he couldn't ignore it.

01:29:50.000 Here's this guy who is trying to...

01:29:54.000 He's freezing bank accounts from the people that donated money to the truckers.

01:29:58.000 He is now.

01:29:59.000 Yeah, I don't want to listen to this. 1.00

01:30:00.000 Fuck this guy. 1.00

01:30:02.000 But he very much has a character from a Charles Dickens novel, doesn't he? 1.00

01:30:06.000 It's because it's performative.

01:30:08.000 He looks AI, though.

01:30:09.000 Look at him.

01:30:09.000 But if you go to see a movie about Charles Dickens, here's one thing, when you ever go to see an old-timey movie, everyone talks in a more elegant and sophisticated manner.

01:30:19.000 Yeah, there's a difference to the way people talked in those Dickens- I've got rubella, Dad!

01:30:25.000 Tommy has rubella!

01:30:27.000 You know why?

01:30:27.000 Because it's fake.

01:30:28.000 Right?

01:30:29.000 Like, that's how people used to make movies back then.

01:30:31.000 Did people really talk like that back then?

01:30:33.000 No.

01:30:34.000 No, people talk the way they talk.

01:30:35.000 It's just people were just not...

01:30:37.000 Well, they talked and they had different vernacular than they do now.

01:30:40.000 But people, when you're performing something, performing something was new.

01:30:46.000 You have to think about this.

01:30:49.000 If you go back and watch movies, like, one of the things that's great about...

01:30:54.000 The fact that we produce so much content is that what it's done, the entire bank of all the content that people created since the beginning of television being started, to the rock and roll boom of the 1960s, to the internet, to all these things, you can see the way people communicate evolves and changes.

01:31:13.000 And if you go back to the earliest representations of broadcast media in the country, everyone talks in a way that's not natural.

01:31:23.000 Hey, Braddock, like that.

01:31:24.000 Here we are.

01:31:25.000 Yep.

01:31:26.000 ABC News World Report.

01:31:28.000 Hitler has moved into, you know, it's like there's a way that they talk back then. 0.92

01:31:34.000 And then there's, if you go watch those movies, they talked fake in the movies.

01:31:37.000 Wow.

01:31:38.000 Marlon Brando was the first guy to not talk fake.

01:31:40.000 And everybody's like, what is this guy doing?

01:31:42.000 It's revolutionary.

01:31:44.000 He seems like he's a real guy.

01:31:47.000 Like, no one even knew how to do that until Brando came along and did it.

01:31:51.000 And so then movies became, and then you get a guy like a Daniel Day-Lewis.

01:31:56.000 Yeah.

01:31:56.000 You know, where does he come from?

01:31:57.000 Well, he comes from this entire evolutionary tree of people figuring out what's the best way to pretend publicly.

01:32:07.000 And the way that they would do it in the Charles Dickens movies was a primitive way.

01:32:12.000 It's like when you're watching...

01:32:14.000 Albert is sick, dad!

01:32:15.000 Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer was on the other day.

01:32:18.000 It was like Christmas around the house.

01:32:19.000 Oh, yeah.

01:32:20.000 The old one, the claymation one.

01:32:22.000 The snow was moving around.

01:32:25.000 Rudolph.

01:32:25.000 The snowman.

01:32:26.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:32:27.000 It's goofy as fuck. 1.00

01:32:28.000 Santa looks goofy as fuck. 1.00

01:32:29.000 It's terrible the way people talk. 1.00

01:32:31.000 Oh, this Santa.

01:32:32.000 It seems so fake.

01:32:33.000 But that was the standard.

01:32:35.000 It's like Six Million Dollar Man was a good show.

01:32:37.000 Okay?

01:32:38.000 It was a good show.

01:32:39.000 Right.

01:32:40.000 That was the standard.

01:32:41.000 The standard was terrible.

01:32:42.000 Like, we had a terrible standard for communication.

01:32:45.000 That standard's changed over time.

01:32:48.000 It's changed.

01:32:50.000 So the people that are still doing it that way, it's glaringly obvious.

01:32:55.000 So what Justin Trudeau is doing, he's doing like a... 1.00

01:32:59.000 A fucking strip club DJ voice. 1.00

01:33:03.000 He's like Lexus to the main stage. 1.00

01:33:06.000 Good evening, Manitoba.

01:33:07.000 You don't know who that guy is.

01:33:09.000 You're not getting any of him.

01:33:10.000 That is a mask.

01:33:11.000 You're not getting any of him.

01:33:13.000 Well, he went to that Tragically Hit concert.

01:33:15.000 Is that the band?

01:33:16.000 Tragically Hit or whatever?

01:33:17.000 Huh?

01:33:18.000 Tragically Hit, yeah.

01:33:20.000 He went to that concert and he wore a jean jacket and everybody thought he was like a vibe and I think that's how he won that election or whatever.

01:33:25.000 Wow.

01:33:26.000 That's hilarious.

01:33:27.000 He's good-looking, he's tall, and he's charismatic. 0.99

01:33:30.000 He's figured out a way to bullshit. 0.99

01:33:32.000 In the beginning, before he had any power, it worked. 0.99

01:33:34.000 Yeah.

01:33:35.000 Because he sounded like a sensible guy.

01:33:36.000 But people get revealed when they face pressure.

01:33:39.000 And when he faced pressure during that trucker thing, then he showed his true cards.

01:33:43.000 Do you think that they'll take Canada in to be the 50s, first or second state, whichever one it is?

01:33:48.000 I think...

01:33:49.000 This is what I think.

01:33:50.000 I think we take Canada and then we go right into Mexico. 1.00

01:33:52.000 Let's fucking go. 0.99

01:33:54.000 Yeah, that's what I said. 0.99

01:33:55.000 I tweeted that today.

01:33:56.000 You did?

01:33:57.000 I tweeted that today.

01:33:58.000 I didn't see that.

01:33:58.000 We should let Mexico in, too.

01:34:00.000 I want to be fucking Mexican. 1.00

01:34:01.000 Look, everybody keeps sneaking over. 1.00

01:34:02.000 How about we just let them stay here?

01:34:03.000 Yeah, huh?

01:34:04.000 Just like, how about we go into that?

01:34:05.000 How about what I said?

01:34:07.000 How about what he said?

01:34:07.000 Like, instead of trying to, like, let all the bad stuff in, how about we make this, like, totally lockdown safe and then expand safety?

01:34:18.000 Expand it.

01:34:19.000 But you got to do it without stripping people of their rights.

01:34:22.000 It's a lot.

01:34:23.000 It's a lot.

01:34:24.000 But also, there's a big problem.

01:34:26.000 Like, Poland doesn't let anybody in or out of their country.

01:34:29.000 Is that right? 0.99

01:34:29.000 They don't fuck around, dude. 0.99

01:34:30.000 Poland doesn't. 1.00

01:34:31.000 They don't fuck around. 0.99

01:34:31.000 And that's why, like, why isn't... 0.99

01:34:33.000 Why don't some countries, like...

01:34:36.000 Well, I guess America is kind of this...

01:34:38.000 It's kind of a halfway house of...

01:34:41.000 Like, ideals over the years, it feels like, you know, it feels like, like, I always thought there was this idea of this is an American, this is what we do, you know?

01:34:47.000 It's kind of like how you were brought up, like, with the Pledge of Allegiance, civics class, all that type of stuff.

01:34:52.000 Like, this is what it means, like, Ford Tough type vibes, you know?

01:34:55.000 But then everything kind of changes over time, and now I feel like we don't know what America is, and I think that's the part that seems super scary to people sometimes.

01:35:03.000 Well, that's the part that's easy to manipulate, right?

01:35:06.000 So in this moment of chaos that we're talking about, I don't know what America is anymore. 0.99

01:35:10.000 That's when you get all these fucking activist groups that are not real. 0.98

01:35:13.000 That's when you get this discourse online. 0.99

01:35:15.000 That's when you get people attacking.

01:35:16.000 And you get real people that get caught up in it too.

01:35:18.000 And they're getting you caught up in it as well.

01:35:20.000 Because all these people...

01:35:21.000 People are super addicted to arguing with stuff online.

01:35:25.000 And I see otherwise very reasonable people that are on Twitter 12 hours a day. 0.99

01:35:30.000 And I just don't understand what the fuck is wrong with you. 0.95

01:35:32.000 Otherwise very reasonable, successful people. 0.97

01:35:35.000 Why are you doing this?

01:35:36.000 Yeah, some people tweet all day.

01:35:37.000 Elon tweets all day.

01:35:38.000 All day.

01:35:39.000 But it must be an addiction, right, at this point?

01:35:41.000 I mean, there's no way.

01:35:42.000 It has to be.

01:35:42.000 If it's real, do you think it's really him doing it?

01:35:45.000 Well, that was the Andre Dittman thing.

01:35:47.000 That was the thing.

01:35:49.000 People were saying that this was a fake.

01:35:51.000 So was that proven that it wasn't him?

01:35:54.000 I've been trying to track that down to have no idea.

01:35:57.000 I'd heard that it was proven that it wasn't him because this guy who sounds like Elon was doing something while Elon was playing Diablo Live.

01:36:07.000 Yeah, they had him talk to each other, I think, in a space.

01:36:10.000 Right.

01:36:11.000 They were definitely both making noise at the same time.

01:36:14.000 But again, without seeing both...

01:36:16.000 I've never seen a picture of the other guy, I don't think.

01:36:19.000 That could be AI. Right?

01:36:21.000 You're telling me a guy like Elon couldn't, like, just for funsies, rig something like that?

01:36:26.000 That's simple.

01:36:27.000 He's catching rockets with robot arms, you know?

01:36:30.000 You don't think he could figure that out?

01:36:31.000 He could figure that out.

01:36:32.000 He could have the algorithms talk to each other.

01:36:35.000 I think there's, you know, they can already translate your language.

01:36:41.000 They can take whatever you're saying right now in your podcast and they can translate it to German, they can translate it to Spanish, they can translate it to anything.

01:36:49.000 If they can do that, they could for sure have a version of you that's quick enough with AI that it could respond like a person would.

01:37:01.000 It's all going to get interesting because now there used to be places if you didn't like what was going on, you could sail off to another place.

01:37:07.000 But there's not that many of those places anymore.

01:37:09.000 No, that's one of the reasons why we've got to protect America.

01:37:13.000 We've got to protect freedom.

01:37:15.000 Because if they can lock down on us, we are the last beacon of hope for the world.

01:37:20.000 And I know that sounds ridiculous. 1.00

01:37:22.000 Oh, you guys are so ridiculous. 1.00

01:37:24.000 So egocentrical. 1.00

01:37:26.000 Look what's happening to Europe.

01:37:28.000 Look at the chaos.

01:37:29.000 Look at the chaos.

01:37:31.000 Look at what's happening in terms of how people are upset at their political parties.

01:37:36.000 Look at what's happening with Palestine and Israel. 0.98

01:37:40.000 Look what's happening with Ukraine and Russia. 1.00

01:37:45.000 Did you see that fucking bomb that went off today? 1.00

01:37:47.000 You want to see something nuts? 1.00

01:37:48.000 I don't know if that's real.

01:37:49.000 You don't know if it's real?

01:37:49.000 I don't think so.

01:37:51.000 Yeah.

01:37:52.000 For real?

01:37:52.000 Didn't you send me in the middle of the night?

01:37:54.000 Yeah.

01:37:54.000 Yeah, I don't think so.

01:37:55.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:37:56.000 I was taking a shit. 1.00

01:37:58.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00

01:37:59.000 Jamie needs to know about this one.

01:38:00.000 Oh, yeah, dude. 0.97

01:38:02.000 I don't like shitting at night because sometimes I'll go back to sleep while I'm sitting there and my legs will fall asleep. 0.95

01:38:06.000 Ever had that happen to you, bub? 0.97

01:38:08.000 Yes. 0.99

01:38:10.000 And then you try to get up and you're like, I'm stuck here on shit island. 0.99

01:38:14.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:38:14.000 Your legs go numb. 0.99

01:38:16.000 And then you just fall down and hurt yourself.

01:38:18.000 Imagine if that's how you hurt yourself, like slipping. 1.00

01:38:21.000 With your pants down by your ankles and your numb-ass stupid legs. 1.00

01:38:26.000 You bang your fucking head into the nightstand like... 1.00

01:38:29.000 And your wife's like, is this who I'm married? 1.00

01:38:34.000 You're the protector. 1.00

01:38:35.000 You KO'd yourself in the toilet room, slamming your head off the fucking doorknob. 1.00

01:38:41.000 You get a big circle in the middle of your forehead for a month. 1.00

01:38:46.000 Every time she looks at you, she looks at you with your stupid fucking bruise, your pants down by your ankles, half-wiped ass. 1.00

01:38:54.000 Dude, my mom used to always come. 1.00

01:38:57.000 We'd doze off on the shitter as children.

01:38:59.000 My mom would always come in there and rescue us or whatever. 1.00

01:39:02.000 That's hilarious.

01:39:03.000 Well, now it must be more common because of phones.

01:39:06.000 Oh, yeah, people all the time.

01:39:07.000 Spend away more time.

01:39:08.000 A lot of crazy stuff. 0.70

01:39:09.000 You know, the Asians can't eat hot dogs anymore. 0.86

01:39:11.000 I just saw that the other day.

01:39:12.000 They can't, as a general rule?

01:39:14.000 They're not allowing it.

01:39:15.000 North Korea.

01:39:16.000 What were you just looking up, Jamie?

01:39:18.000 The Ukraine hypersonic thing.

01:39:20.000 Yeah.

01:39:21.000 You need to see this.

01:39:24.000 I've already...

01:39:25.000 How to shoot down.

01:39:28.000 I don't think that video is real.

01:39:30.000 I'll just start there. 1.00

01:39:31.000 You son of a bitch. 1.00

01:39:32.000 But there's already saying, like, don't believe the hype from 2023 Ukraine and the Kinzel missile. 1.00

01:39:37.000 Don't believe the hypersonic hype.

01:39:39.000 Well, I remember in the beginning of the war, there was a bunch of footage that turned out to just be video games.

01:39:43.000 It was going everywhere.

01:39:45.000 Because people can make money from clicks.

01:39:48.000 Right?

01:39:49.000 So...

01:39:49.000 That explosion's not real.

01:39:51.000 Can I see that again?

01:39:52.000 It's not real.

01:39:53.000 I just...

01:39:53.000 Well, everything's just dangerous now.

01:40:00.000 How do you know that's not real?

01:40:02.000 When it comes up here, that video of that bomb and that tree line, someone edited that part.

01:40:08.000 Those two things aren't the same.

01:40:10.000 In what way?

01:40:12.000 I'm just...

01:40:13.000 I hit my history of looking at this stuff a lot.

01:40:17.000 So...

01:40:18.000 There's a lot of separation right there.

01:40:20.000 Oh.

01:40:21.000 See that line?

01:40:22.000 Mm-hmm.

01:40:23.000 But if it's far enough away for the curvature of the Earth, wouldn't that...

01:40:28.000 In theory, it could be real, but this is the only video of this that exists.

01:40:33.000 And no one else is claiming that this is real anywhere else online.

01:40:36.000 Right.

01:40:37.000 What I'm seeing, though, is that that thing that you're looking at in the background is elevated.

01:40:42.000 Right.

01:40:42.000 So that would indicate to me hills and valleys.

01:40:45.000 So that means the bomb could be going off in the valley below that, and I don't know how far down that is.

01:40:52.000 So, if you're talking about an area, like, this could be Utah, right?

01:40:57.000 So, like, if you're taking a photograph in certain...

01:40:59.000 It looks like Utah.

01:41:00.000 It's got a soccer field.

01:41:01.000 Oh, yeah, where is that?

01:41:02.000 Do they play a lot of soccer?

01:41:03.000 In Ukraine?

01:41:04.000 Utah?

01:41:05.000 Oh, Ukraine?

01:41:06.000 They probably do, right?

01:41:07.000 So, see what I'm saying?

01:41:09.000 Like, that could be far enough over that hill where you get that effect of separation and still be natural.

01:41:17.000 The way that it even looks, though, it looks like someone's got a TV behind another thing, and they're showing an explosion of a TV. The way that that looks is not even...

01:41:26.000 Right, it does look like a little...

01:41:27.000 Exposed correctly, if you will.

01:41:29.000 Right.

01:41:30.000 And even when it pulls away, it gets weird.

01:41:31.000 Yeah, it looks grainier.

01:41:33.000 And I don't know how you would be filming that to catch a hypersonic missile.

01:41:36.000 It says it was a...

01:41:37.000 U.S. reporter accidentally films it like, okay, really?

01:41:40.000 And it's going pretty slow at that point, too.

01:41:43.000 Let me see it again.

01:41:43.000 Well, it's a perspective thing.

01:41:45.000 Like, it might look slower than it is because, you know, it's covering a lot of distance.

01:41:51.000 It looks like Terminator 2, really.

01:41:53.000 That's what kind of, like, starts.

01:41:56.000 It's hard too because like we're probably looking at cell phone footage and cell phone footage is still not that good.

01:42:03.000 So bizarre.

01:42:04.000 They keep making it better and better, but...

01:42:06.000 And it gets worse and worse.

01:42:07.000 The photos do.

01:42:08.000 Well, first of all, like drones.

01:42:09.000 I have not seen one good cell phone drone video. 0.99

01:42:13.000 So all that argument about like if UFOs are real, we're the fucking videos. 0.98

01:42:17.000 Everyone's got a phone. 0.95

01:42:18.000 Those arguments are now out the window because we know the drones are real, right?

01:42:22.000 So we don't...

01:42:22.000 What?

01:42:23.000 Sorry, here's the result for that Kinzall missile thing.

01:42:26.000 It just starts talking about it.

01:42:28.000 Oh, the type of missile that they're saying that that was?

01:42:31.000 If that was a real video, in theory it would be everywhere.

01:42:34.000 Yeah.

01:42:35.000 It would be everywhere?

01:42:36.000 What do you mean?

01:42:36.000 There would be a bunch more results saying, like, look at this crazy video of this missile going off.

01:42:40.000 Oh, I see, I see.

01:42:42.000 So there's only one video and there's no other reports of that bomb going off like that? 0.99

01:42:47.000 I'd also look at the account that posted it and start looking at some of the other shit they posted. 0.98

01:42:52.000 What is... 1.00

01:42:52.000 Oh, it's a shit poster. 1.00

01:42:54.000 What was that one, though, that did blow up? 1.00

01:42:57.000 Was it in Iran or in Syria recently?

01:43:00.000 Where they hit some ammo depot, the Israelis did, and it looked crazy. 0.97

01:43:05.000 And that was a real one.

01:43:08.000 Yeah, you remember that one?

01:43:10.000 I think you're right.

01:43:11.000 I think you're right.

01:43:12.000 That's heartbreaking.

01:43:13.000 Oh, it's so scary.

01:43:14.000 You watch the amount of explosion when it hits.

01:43:17.000 You're like, Jesus.

01:43:20.000 Check this out.

01:43:22.000 Oh, this is a different one, but this is another one that's crazy.

01:43:26.000 This is an ammunition depot building that blows up, but watch this.

01:43:30.000 Oh, you're lying. 0.99

01:43:31.000 Bro, how fucking scary is that? 0.99

01:43:34.000 So play that back again. 0.99

01:43:36.000 That's real?

01:43:36.000 Mm-hmm.

01:43:37.000 Watch this.

01:43:39.000 Yeah, that's what it looks like when one of them things blows up.

01:43:41.000 Yeah, that's crazy.

01:43:43.000 Could a Kevlar thing help you from that?

01:43:45.000 A Kevlar?

01:43:46.000 No, no, no, no, no.

01:43:47.000 No, no.

01:43:47.000 Everyone's getting smushed.

01:43:49.000 Especially if you're close.

01:43:50.000 The buildings are getting eliminated.

01:43:53.000 And what can you hide behind?

01:43:54.000 What type of thing would you do there?

01:43:56.000 There's nothing.

01:43:56.000 You're not gonna do anything.

01:43:57.000 You're gonna get vaporized.

01:43:59.000 It's only about how much distance you are from that blast.

01:44:03.000 Here's one, too.

01:44:04.000 Yeah, this is the one, the Ariel, that's right, the Syrian army one.

01:44:07.000 Check this out.

01:44:08.000 See if you can do it from the beginning? 0.99

01:44:09.000 It's fucking bananas, dude. 0.99

01:44:10.000 Watch this. 1.00

01:44:11.000 Look at this.

01:44:12.000 Boom.

01:44:13.000 This just happened?

01:44:15.000 A couple weeks ago, maybe.

01:44:17.000 Three weeks ago, it says. 1.00

01:44:19.000 Fuck. 1.00

01:44:20.000 Look at that. 1.00

01:44:21.000 And that was in Syria?

01:44:23.000 Mm-hmm.

01:44:23.000 What did they do wrong?

01:44:24.000 The way he just phrased that was so funny.

01:44:32.000 Oh, yeah.

01:44:32.000 I don't know.

01:44:34.000 If you really want to pay attention, you have to go down multiple rabbit holes.

01:44:38.000 Okay.

01:44:38.000 But, you know, Assad was just removed as the dictator of Syria.

01:44:43.000 Okay.

01:44:44.000 What's that, Jamie?

01:44:46.000 Oh, I thought you did.

01:44:47.000 He did get removed, right?

01:44:49.000 Is he dead?

01:44:51.000 Because there was reports that he was in a plane.

01:44:53.000 The plane was shot out of the sky.

01:44:55.000 But then there was reports that he landed in Russia.

01:44:57.000 So I don't even know what's true.

01:45:00.000 Did he get a shot out of the sky?

01:45:02.000 That was like a story that was in the news.

01:45:05.000 I do remember hearing that.

01:45:08.000 It's not saying he's dead when I Google his name.

01:45:12.000 Are the stories still up that says his plane got shot out of the sky?

01:45:15.000 Because I remember there were stories that said his plane got shot out of the sky, and then there was some Twitter story saying that he landed in Russia.

01:45:23.000 I was like, what is going on with this?

01:45:26.000 But they wanted a regime change, and they got it.

01:45:31.000 How hard was it for him to get?

01:45:34.000 You know, that's the problem.

01:45:35.000 If you want to go down this rabbit hole and have a conversation with, like, Dave Smith about it...

01:45:38.000 He knows?

01:45:38.000 Yeah.

01:45:39.000 Okay.

01:45:39.000 He'll take you down a rabbit hole.

01:45:40.000 He's an interesting guy, huh?

01:45:42.000 He knows a lot.

01:45:43.000 He's very smart, huh?

01:45:43.000 Very, very smart.

01:45:44.000 He knows a lot.

01:45:45.000 He knows a lot.

01:45:46.000 And he, like, legitimately knows a lot.

01:45:48.000 He's not bullshitting about what he knows.

01:45:50.000 Yeah.

01:45:50.000 And that's why he gets...

01:45:52.000 These guys, they get cocky and they want to have...

01:45:54.000 Like, Chris Cuomo, want to have a debate with them.

01:45:56.000 And he just trounces them.

01:45:57.000 Yeah, he cooked them.

01:45:58.000 He knows what he's talking about.

01:45:59.000 And he's not lying.

01:46:01.000 Right?

01:46:02.000 The difference between... 0.98

01:46:03.000 A guy like any of these CNN-type media darling types who pushed the fucking COVID narrative and pushed every mainstream narrative. 0.90

01:46:16.000 Those guys, that's a very specific kind of mindset. 0.99

01:46:19.000 It's a bullshitter's mindset.

01:46:21.000 And those guys all melt in front of...

01:46:25.000 Actual conversations with people like Dave Smith who know what they're talking about are not ideologically captured.

01:46:30.000 Because there's certain things you just can't argue.

01:46:33.000 You can't argue that it's a good idea to do certain things.

01:46:38.000 And if you have not made that conclusion in your mind, you're still thinking like you're employed at CNN, you're never going to beat a guy like Dave Smith in a conversation.

01:46:47.000 Because he's not going to argue with you if you're right.

01:46:49.000 If you're right, he's going to agree with you.

01:46:51.000 Yeah, he seems so locked in.

01:46:52.000 These people, they're doing a totally different thing.

01:46:56.000 Reuters reports Assad may have died in plane crash.

01:46:59.000 Later, removes report.

01:47:01.000 Oh, they got the call.

01:47:02.000 He escaped, I guess.

01:47:04.000 So their regime is gone and down.

01:47:07.000 I have seen no more updates other than this.

01:47:10.000 I don't know where he is.

01:47:11.000 Do you believe that we still can get real news information, Joe?

01:47:16.000 Not from me.

01:47:20.000 Speaking of which, I have to correct something.

01:47:22.000 Because there was a conversation that I had with Giannis Papas and Chris DiStefano.

01:47:27.000 We were talking about Jon Jones.

01:47:29.000 I had heard a rumor that Jon Jones wanted $30 million to fight Tom Aspinall.

01:47:33.000 And I did hear that rumor.

01:47:35.000 And I did hear that the UFC said yes, but it is not true. 0.96

01:47:39.000 So Dana contacted me and said that rumor is bullshit.

01:47:42.000 So I felt obligated to tell everybody. 0.93

01:47:45.000 That was a fake rumor.

01:47:46.000 I don't even remember who, because we did that podcast, unfortunately, we did that podcast two weeks ago.

01:47:50.000 Yeah.

01:47:51.000 I don't remember who told me that.

01:47:52.000 What do you think the amount is that Jon Jones would fight him for, or do you think it's an amount?

01:47:56.000 Well, apparently Jon is thinking about retiring.

01:47:58.000 Yeah.

01:47:59.000 And he should.

01:48:00.000 I mean, he's going to have to someday.

01:48:02.000 I'm not saying he should retire.

01:48:03.000 I'm saying he should think about it.

01:48:05.000 Give the man all the time he wants.

01:48:07.000 He can fight whenever he wants to fight.

01:48:09.000 That's Jon Jones.

01:48:10.000 He's the GOAT. So leave him alone.

01:48:12.000 If he decides one day to come back, and he comes back and he wants to fight Tom Aspinall for the heavyweight title, the question is, like, how long are you allowed to hold on to the title before they start having that conversation?

01:48:25.000 Now, he just knocked out Stipe Miocic, so give the man months.

01:48:30.000 Give the man five or six months. 1.00

01:48:32.000 Just leave him the fuck alone. 0.99

01:48:33.000 But at a certain point in time, you have to decide who the heavyweight champion is. 0.98

01:48:36.000 And if Tom is the interim heavyweight champion and John decides he doesn't want to fight anymore.

01:48:41.000 He could do that.

01:48:42.000 And he could do that also and then come back in a year and fight for the title.

01:48:46.000 He could do that.

01:48:47.000 He could do whatever he wants.

01:48:49.000 But he might decide, you know what?

01:48:51.000 Had an unbelievable career.

01:48:53.000 Never lost.

01:48:54.000 Except the disqualification lost to a rule that has since been reversed.

01:48:59.000 He's the GOAT. He retires.

01:49:01.000 He's got plenty of money.

01:49:02.000 He's got an opportunity to do some acting.

01:49:05.000 Yeah.

01:49:06.000 He's an interesting character to me because he seems like them...

01:49:10.000 He seems unique, kind of.

01:49:14.000 Oh, he's very unique, yeah.

01:49:15.000 He seems hard to pinpoint, kind of.

01:49:18.000 Does that make any sense or no?

01:49:20.000 No, but that doesn't ever stop me from conversations with you.

01:49:23.000 Thanks, dude.

01:49:25.000 I don't require you to make sense.

01:49:27.000 Yeah, he just seems unique.

01:49:30.000 That would be so boring.

01:49:31.000 Listen, Theo, I really love you.

01:49:33.000 I love talking to you, but you've got to make sense.

01:49:35.000 Imagine that would ruin our whole relationship.

01:49:37.000 That's true. 0.98

01:49:40.000 That would be the most ridiculous requirement. 0.86

01:49:42.000 You know what Joe said to me? 0.96

01:49:44.000 People go, what? 1.00

01:49:46.000 That is so fucked up. 1.00

01:49:48.000 Why would he say that? 1.00

01:49:50.000 God, give me one of those gay steaks, huh? 1.00

01:49:53.000 These things are $30 more. 1.00

01:49:55.000 God damn. 1.00

01:49:56.000 It comes out. 1.00

01:49:58.000 You're telling me queer shoulders $9 more per pound. 0.99

01:50:01.000 They serve it in a high heel shoe.

01:50:04.000 The waiter takes it out of the shoe, plates it.

01:50:10.000 The waiter just kind of scoops it onto your tongue.

01:50:13.000 Yeah, I call it a juicy Santana.

01:50:17.000 But they're going to start...

01:50:18.000 It's going to start happening.

01:50:20.000 They're going to start getting these LGBTQ meets.

01:50:22.000 They're going to start getting...

01:50:23.000 What's the D? You put a D in there.

01:50:25.000 I don't know.

01:50:26.000 Probably for cash.

01:50:27.000 She said LGBT. I don't know, dude.

01:50:33.000 They keep putting other stuff in there.

01:50:35.000 There's still new ones.

01:50:36.000 Yeah, they always add ones.

01:50:37.000 But the one that pisses me off the most, the A. That's asexual. 1.00

01:50:41.000 Hey, stay out of it. 0.96

01:50:43.000 This is not you.

01:50:44.000 Why are you in there?

01:50:46.000 It's the electoral college thing that I was talking about.

01:50:49.000 Right. 0.99

01:50:49.000 As they gathered up this gang of fucking Springfield, Ohio. 0.99

01:50:53.000 Come on in! 1.00

01:50:54.000 Come on in!

01:50:55.000 We can use your vote!

01:50:57.000 And they just pile it all on.

01:50:59.000 Do you think it's a good idea to get rid of the electoral college?

01:51:01.000 Do you think it should be one person, one vote?

01:51:05.000 Yeah, I kind of do.

01:51:07.000 Because I think there's no way that it's askew at all then. 0.97

01:51:16.000 I feel like it's one person, one vote.

01:51:17.000 That's it.

01:51:18.000 I just worry about still how many extra votes they had the one time, if that was ever figured out or not.

01:51:25.000 Nobody figured it out.

01:51:26.000 Which seems crazy, but...

01:51:28.000 There's theories.

01:51:28.000 I just wonder, once our voting gets compromised, it's a wrap.

01:51:32.000 There's theories, but the theories suck. 0.98

01:51:35.000 The number's too big to me. 0.98

01:51:38.000 Fifteen million is too many people.

01:51:39.000 You look at the graph of how many people voted for 2012, 2016, and then there's 2020. It's bananas.

01:51:49.000 People showed up.

01:51:50.000 And then there's 24. It goes back to normal again.

01:51:52.000 And 24 is probably the most consequential election of our lifetime, where people felt...

01:51:57.000 More nervous. 1.00

01:51:58.000 Like, if these motherfuckers get in charge one more time, like, we could get, like, literally invaded by terrorists. 1.00

01:52:05.000 We could lose all of our rights to say things on the internet. 0.99

01:52:09.000 I mean, they were talking about cracking down on hate speech online.

01:52:14.000 Like, that free speech is not hate speech.

01:52:16.000 That Tim Walsh guy was actually saying that.

01:52:18.000 Hate speech.

01:52:20.000 Free speech does not include hate speech. 1.00

01:52:24.000 By whose fucking definition? 0.99

01:52:26.000 Yours? 1.00

01:52:27.000 A guy who thinks tampons should be in the boys' room?

01:52:29.000 Yeah.

01:52:30.000 Like when Trump started calling him Tampon Tim, that was like one of all his names.

01:52:34.000 That's my all-time favorite.

01:52:36.000 It didn't get used that much because he only had it for a couple of months because the guy went away as soon as the election was over.

01:52:41.000 But Tampon Tim was the best.

01:52:43.000 Yeah, I think I'm amazed how quickly after the election everything just felt like...

01:52:48.000 Dude.

01:52:50.000 People in New York, Ari was talking about it, said people in New York, even though they didn't win, like, their guy didn't win, they're happy they didn't win.

01:52:56.000 There's like a marked feeling of relaxation, like, whew. 0.99

01:53:00.000 Because people in New York are realizing your fucking city is under attack. 0.99

01:53:05.000 And now it's 18 bucks to drive in and out of it. 0.99

01:53:07.000 It's $9.

01:53:08.000 It's under attack.

01:53:08.000 I don't know what I mean.

01:53:10.000 There's that, too.

01:53:12.000 But there's also your rights are under attack.

01:53:14.000 You're being propagandized.

01:53:16.000 You're getting your finances drained.

01:53:18.000 They're sucking money out of you and not providing you good service.

01:53:22.000 You have terrible leadership. 0.99

01:53:23.000 You have corrupt leadership. 1.00

01:53:25.000 You know, when they saw Bill de Blasio, and I think they thought it was going to be better with Eric Adams and this Kathy Holschel lady's out of her fucking mind. 1.00

01:53:32.000 Like, you're watching these lunatics run that state, and they're running it into the fucking ground, and people have to wake up before the thing hits the rocks. 0.99

01:53:42.000 Do you think we'll start to separate into different countries and states eventually? 0.99

01:53:47.000 Like, or do you think new things like that will start to happen, or do you think we'll figure everything out?

01:53:51.000 Well, we are different countries.

01:53:52.000 We're the United States of America, but we're like Europe, really.

01:53:56.000 Like, New York is so much different than Idaho, you know?

01:54:01.000 Iowa is so much different than Florida.

01:54:04.000 I mean, we all speak the same language, but how much different is Miami to Portland? 1.00

01:54:11.000 I mean, they might as well be in another fucking country. 0.99

01:54:14.000 You should have a passport to go to Miami. 0.99

01:54:16.000 They should check your papers if you want to go to Miami.

01:54:20.000 You just went to Cancun, son.

01:54:22.000 You should have a passport to go to eastern Washington, too, dude.

01:54:25.000 Yes.

01:54:26.000 But it's like...

01:54:28.000 We're a bunch of different spots, and that's one of the things that makes it cool, is that you can move to a new spot.

01:54:32.000 But like you were saying earlier, you could move to a new spot for now.

01:54:37.000 We moved.

01:54:38.000 We moved.

01:54:38.000 You moved to Nashville.

01:54:39.000 I moved to Texas.

01:54:40.000 We moved because we didn't like the spot we were at.

01:54:43.000 We found a spot that was like, this is better.

01:54:45.000 This is more relaxing.

01:54:46.000 I feel better.

01:54:49.000 If you are under one universal control, and that federal control controls all of the social issues...

01:54:58.000 All of the contentious issues about whatever it is, whether it's Second Amendment, First Amendment, abortion, immigration, whatever.

01:55:08.000 If you have central control, then you stifle the debate about what's best for the population.

01:55:13.000 Because when the people get into control, they enforce that, and then they penalize the people that don't agree with them.

01:55:21.000 And they make it like...

01:55:22.000 Real obvious that you step out of line, they're gonna come get you, and they're gonna arrest you just like they're doing in the UK. While they're arresting people that are making Facebook posts, you bet your fucking ass there's a lot of people that want to post things on Facebook, and they don't. 0.97

01:55:36.000 Because they don't want to go to jail. 0.99

01:55:38.000 And that's not good.

01:55:40.000 That's not good.

01:55:41.000 That's the problem with centralized control.

01:55:44.000 Yeah, I just saw a thing where they, oh yeah, well that seems like the scariest thing because then it's like, well, how do you think that people here are like people there or that the beliefs here are like the beliefs there?

01:55:53.000 That's why I wish we almost had like places where it's like, okay, if this is how you believe, then this is a place for you, right?

01:55:59.000 And if this is how you believe, then this is a place for you.

01:56:02.000 Because I think if we have...

01:56:04.000 I don't think you have that many places you need, probably 10 or 11 places.

01:56:07.000 But then you get the problem of people coming into a place and deciding that they want to put their own beliefs on this place and change the place.

01:56:16.000 That's where things get real weird.

01:56:17.000 And you're seeing that with a lot of countries that are getting a lot of Islamic immigrants.

01:56:23.000 And they want to enforce Sharia law.

01:56:24.000 And they want to do it in their neighborhoods, do it in their communities.

01:56:29.000 What is that thing? 1.00

01:56:31.000 Is this bullshit? 1.00

01:56:32.000 Because there was some patrol group of Muslims in New York that were driving around in cars and they were dressed like cops. 1.00

01:56:44.000 And I saw that.

01:56:45.000 I was like, is this rage bait?

01:56:46.000 Is this click bait?

01:56:47.000 Like, what is this?

01:56:49.000 What is this I'm saying?

01:56:50.000 This can't be real.

01:56:51.000 So it was these guys dressed up like cops that had cars that looked like cop cars.

01:56:59.000 Could have been a music video or something.

01:57:01.000 It could be.

01:57:02.000 It could be.

01:57:03.000 Is it this?

01:57:04.000 This is five years old.

01:57:06.000 Muslim community patrols protecting U.S. mosques.

01:57:10.000 So are they just security guards that are around mosques?

01:57:12.000 Is that what it is?

01:57:13.000 And people are blowing this up?

01:57:14.000 Yeah.

01:57:14.000 That's what it is.

01:57:15.000 I just saw, too, an election count.

01:57:18.000 The numbers are pretty similar from 2020 to 2024. Really?

01:57:22.000 Now that they have everything?

01:57:23.000 They have 155 million votes for this.

01:57:25.000 Can we see it?

01:57:26.000 The graph?

01:57:27.000 I didn't feed on the graph.

01:57:29.000 See, but the thing was the graph was that there was 15 million extra votes.

01:57:33.000 I know, but the graphs were made before the counts were all done.

01:57:36.000 Right, but wouldn't that mean, oh, so now the numbers are high again?

01:57:41.000 I mean, yeah, California didn't finish counting until like a week ago or something like that.

01:57:46.000 For a long time.

01:57:48.000 Are you serious?

01:57:49.000 I don't know the actual date, but it was a long time.

01:57:51.000 Trump was just talking about it, that California hasn't finished counting yet.

01:57:55.000 How could you take so long to count?

01:57:57.000 Here's the best part.

01:57:58.000 In every close race, after prolonged counting for long periods of time, Democrats won.

01:58:03.000 What are the odds?

01:58:06.000 The ones where you see how many counties shifted red, that's the same thing.

01:58:10.000 It's like people are getting fed up with it.

01:58:12.000 They're getting tired.

01:58:13.000 They're sick. 1.00

01:58:14.000 They're sick of bullshit. 1.00

01:58:15.000 So, hey, dude, we're gonna do my podcast and we're gonna do your podcast. 1.00

01:58:20.000 So this is what we're gonna do.

01:58:21.000 Okay.

01:58:22.000 So we will, right now, we'll stop, we'll take a piss, and then people that want to follow this conversation, go to Theo Vaughn's podcast.

01:58:31.000 And it'll be this from now out.

01:58:34.000 Thank you, Joe.

01:58:34.000 I appreciate it.

01:58:35.000 Thanks for having me, man.

01:58:36.000 We're going to have fun tonight, too.

01:58:37.000 I'm excited.

01:58:38.000 Shane's coming down.

01:58:39.000 We're coming to the club.

01:58:40.000 Joe DeRosa's here.

01:58:41.000 Oh, we've got to let Shane out of that sauna.

01:58:43.000 No, he's out.

01:58:44.000 He's a big boy.

01:58:49.000 Pickle me! 0.99

01:58:49.000 No, I'm excited to see him. 0.99

01:58:50.000 It'll be fun.

01:58:51.000 Thank you, bro.

The Joe Rogan Experience - January 08, 2025

Joe Rogan Experience #2253 - Theo Von

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