The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience #2266 - Brian Simpson

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00:00:12.000 Little thing you say.

00:00:16.000 Like, imagine having to be that measured in everything you say all the time.

00:00:20.000 Just stick to the talking points.

00:00:21.000 Bro, that's my whole life.

00:00:23.000 That's stressful.

00:00:24.000 Yeah, it's super stressful.

00:00:25.000 Especially if you're a little intoxicated.

00:00:28.000 You know, you get a couple of whiskeys in you and you start talking shit.

00:00:31.000 You got to be responsible for every word that comes out of your mouth, even if it's stupid.

00:00:35.000 But, you know, I think people get it.

00:00:37.000 They get that people are human beings and they can stumble.

00:00:40.000 Like people, they forgave a lot of Biden stumbles until they were like, what the fuck?

00:00:45.000 You know, a lot of people like in 2020 were like, there's no way.

00:00:49.000 There's no way he's going to do it.

00:00:50.000 He was too old to run when it was 2016. He's kind of always been known for the gaffes.

00:00:57.000 Because I remember when Obama was...

00:00:59.000 Picked him.

00:01:00.000 That was the number one concern was like, sometimes he's been saying shit.

00:01:04.000 He was famous to quote as Joe as, don't worry, Joe will find a way to fuck things up.

00:01:10.000 I never heard that.

00:01:11.000 Supposedly, it's hard to know what the quote was.

00:01:15.000 But he got out of all of it.

00:01:18.000 Yeah, well, that's because the machine was behind him, right?

00:01:22.000 So he gets into office and you saw that Mike Johnson guy, the Speaker of the House.

00:01:26.000 He said that he had talked to him.

00:01:28.000 It took a year to have a meeting, and he finally had this meeting with him, and he wanted to talk to him about something.

00:01:33.000 And he said, why did you sign this executive order?

00:01:35.000 And it had something to do with liquid and natural gas.

00:01:37.000 He said, I didn't sign that.

00:01:39.000 He said, yes, you did, sir.

00:01:40.000 You signed it.

00:01:40.000 Can we get it?

00:01:41.000 And so he has the secretary print it up.

00:01:43.000 He brings it in.

00:01:43.000 He had never read it.

00:01:44.000 So he was just signing executive orders that he didn't even know.

00:01:48.000 He didn't know what it was about.

00:01:49.000 He thought it was about research, and it was about shutting it down.

00:01:55.000 So there's a bunch of people behind him that want to do things, and they think it's for the best interest of the country, and they're all acting as a big group that's like the puppeteer of the president.

00:02:04.000 And that's not how it's supposed to be.

00:02:07.000 It's not supposed to be that way.

00:02:09.000 But isn't it like that with every president?

00:02:10.000 I don't know.

00:02:11.000 Because I think when a president brings in a new cabinet, and the new cabinet starts doing different things, then you see what's happening right now.

00:02:17.000 Right?

00:02:18.000 So they've already found thousands of criminals that had snuck in here and had committed multiple crimes while they were here.

00:02:25.000 And the Biden administration had left them here.

00:02:27.000 And they allowed them to stay in these sanctuary cities and sanctuary states.

00:02:31.000 And Trump's just yanking them out and flying them back to Colombia and flying them back to Mexico and flying them back to wherever they're from.

00:02:39.000 Get the fuck out of here.

00:02:41.000 Exporting them in planes.

00:02:42.000 The Biden administration could have done this too.

00:02:44.000 Yeah, but I think they...

00:02:46.000 Every president to get in there, they do little shit different than the other side.

00:02:51.000 But at the end of the day, the big major shit that would help out the average people, that shit, it always just falls short a couple of votes.

00:02:59.000 Trump is talking about getting rid of income tax and replacing it with tariffs.

00:03:05.000 I asked him about that on the podcast.

00:03:07.000 I thought he was joking around.

00:03:08.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:03:10.000 He was saying that it would be better for the economy.

00:03:12.000 We'd have way more money.

00:03:14.000 If instead of you paying tax, these companies should be paying tax.

00:03:19.000 Like, why are they making such a killing off the American people?

00:03:22.000 But the companies would just charge us bigger prices, wouldn't they?

00:03:25.000 Well, here's the thing.

00:03:27.000 Could they, if we had American manufacturing that can make the same products?

00:03:31.000 No.

00:03:32.000 So the whole reason why...

00:03:34.000 You can't make the same products for the same price.

00:03:35.000 But if you have other countries charge tariffs, and I think we've charged tariffs in the past...

00:03:40.000 And it's an interesting thing.

00:03:42.000 It's like you make a trade agreement.

00:03:43.000 It's essentially a trade agreement.

00:03:44.000 And his position has always been that one side of the trade agreement was unbalanced and America does a stupid job at negotiating its trade agreements.

00:03:52.000 So he wants tariffs and everything.

00:03:54.000 That's what he threatened the guy from Colombia with. 0.98

00:03:58.000 He said – because they didn't want to take the prisoners.

00:04:01.000 The flights were coming over and he didn't want to give them approval to land.

00:04:03.000 He said, we're going to tax you.

00:04:05.000 We're going to tariff you 25 percent.

00:04:06.000 And then like in a week, we're going to jack it up to 50 percent.

00:04:10.000 And this guy wrote a poem to Trump.

00:04:12.000 It was the most ridiculous thing ever.

00:04:13.000 The guy's a wild dude.

00:04:15.000 That's the thing.

00:04:15.000 If you bring in the tariffs, you have to make them so high that the American goods were cheaper by comparison.

00:04:21.000 Well, you'd have to really ramp up American manufacturing in a lot of places.

00:04:25.000 We don't make phones.

00:04:27.000 That's one of the craziest things about America.

00:04:30.000 We can't make a phone.

00:04:32.000 We can't even make a phone.

00:04:33.000 We make mistakes.

00:04:34.000 Well, I mean, maybe we could make a phone.

00:04:36.000 Isn't there one phone that is made in America?

00:04:39.000 Is there one phone that's manufactured here?

00:04:42.000 I think there is.

00:04:42.000 I mean, even if it's assembled here...

00:04:44.000 Is it the nothing phone?

00:04:46.000 Is that it?

00:04:47.000 I think it might be assembled here.

00:04:48.000 They still have to get shit from China.

00:04:51.000 They have to get shit from Taiwan.

00:04:52.000 They have to get shit from India. 1.00

00:04:55.000 Everybody gets their shit from somewhere.

00:04:58.000 The problem with American manufacturing is you can't do it for as cheap as you have to pay people.

00:05:03.000 No, our problem is, first of all, we're addicted to buying new shit all the time.

00:05:09.000 I have a bunch of phone lines, and one of my phone lines, I have an iPhone 11. It's like five years old.

00:05:16.000 I don't notice when I'm using it.

00:05:20.000 As long as it still works.

00:05:21.000 You don't notice on a normal experience.

00:05:24.000 What do I do with my phone?

00:05:25.000 I'm not fucking...

00:05:26.000 Making complex video rendering.

00:05:29.000 You know, what am I doing?

00:05:30.000 I'm watching YouTube videos.

00:05:31.000 I'm text messaging people.

00:05:33.000 You don't notice, right?

00:05:34.000 But we're force-fed this idea that you're supposed to get a new one every year.

00:05:38.000 It's one of the weirdest things.

00:05:39.000 You get a new TV every year?

00:05:40.000 You get a new computer every year?

00:05:42.000 Why the fuck do you get a new phone every year?

00:05:44.000 But every year they keep pushing us to get a new phone.

00:05:46.000 If you make a phone that's American-made more durable and lasts more than a year...

00:05:53.000 It would be worth a premium, and I wouldn't have to feel bad about, like, slaves in China making it.

00:05:59.000 Like, he makes it, like, the only phone.

00:06:01.000 They need to bring back the Nokia phones.

00:06:02.000 Remember those brick phones?

00:06:04.000 Yes.

00:06:04.000 Well, don't do that.

00:06:05.000 Make it dope.

00:06:07.000 Make it a dope phone.

00:06:08.000 But, you know.

00:06:10.000 I don't know, man.

00:06:11.000 I think those days are long gone.

00:06:14.000 The days of American manufacturing?

00:06:16.000 Well, I think with incentives, with government incentives and...

00:06:21.000 People understanding that this competition that we're having is all technologically based.

00:06:26.000 And if all of our technology is getting made in another country, that's essentially a national security issue.

00:06:33.000 See, you know what I realize is like, why?

00:06:36.000 Because sometimes, you know, politics comes up in the green room and I just, I always separate myself from the conversation because I realize what everybody has, regardless of what size of issues they're on, is they, y'all have hope.

00:06:49.000 I'm cynical.

00:06:50.000 I'm cynical than a motherfucker.

00:06:52.000 I'm like, this shit was old.

00:06:53.000 This shit bit...

00:06:54.000 You know, it's like, for me, I'm like, I see the asteroid coming.

00:06:58.000 And I'm like, ain't nothing we gonna be able to do about that.

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00:08:09.000 Seriously, get on this.

00:08:11.000 I don't know.

00:08:11.000 I'm interested to see.

00:08:13.000 Look, if Robert F. Kennedy Jr. gets approved, I'm interested to see.

00:08:18.000 If they start removing pesticides and herbicides and all these things that are killing people, if people's health improves, if we remove things from the human diet, if just start educating people on the importance of diet and exercise, I would love to see that.

00:08:33.000 But, you know, the problem with that is we live in a society where, like, none of that shit's going to happen unless they make more money than what we already doing.

00:08:39.000 That's not necessarily true because you can motivate people.

00:08:42.000 There's a real power in free motivation.

00:08:45.000 And having a government that's, like, promoting health in that way would cause a bunch of people to take that step that they've been thinking about taking.

00:08:55.000 So a lot of times motivation doesn't catch you flat.

00:08:58.000 Motivation catches you looking for motivation, right?

00:09:01.000 Like, you want to get your shit together?

00:09:03.000 Be like, God, I just fucking need to get to the gym.

00:09:06.000 I just need something.

00:09:07.000 And then one day the government...

00:09:09.000 It announces that we are going to turn the health of America around and we are going to promote a national fitness regime.

00:09:18.000 We're going to start bringing it to schools and kids to get people healthier.

00:09:22.000 We're going to bring in organic food and start feeding kids when you feed them in public schools.

00:09:27.000 Didn't Michelle Obama try to do something like that? 1.00

00:09:29.000 Yeah, she did.

00:09:29.000 She got shut down.

00:09:30.000 Immediately.

00:09:31.000 They shut her right the fuck down. 1.00

00:09:33.000 They're like, sit down.

00:09:35.000 You're going to fucking kill our profits.

00:09:37.000 Fuck this healthy shit.

00:09:38.000 Because that's the other thing.

00:09:39.000 But what's different now than what's happening back then is we're so divided.

00:09:44.000 If somebody in the government suggested anything was the best, the healthiest thing, at least half the country would be like, I'm not fucking with it for that very reason.

00:09:53.000 You're so right.

00:09:54.000 It's like they attached Obama to Obamacare, even though it was not a bad thing.

00:10:00.000 If Trump was literally like, hey, every American, jumping jacks is the best exercise.

00:10:04.000 People were like, you don't know Trump jacks.

00:10:07.000 That's your president's exercise.

00:10:08.000 So it's like, we so divided, nothing's gonna stick.

00:10:12.000 I also think that the problem with healthcare and all these things where people are getting paid, you're dealing with a bunch of different games that are being played inside a game that has a function.

00:10:28.000 And that function is healthcare.

00:10:30.000 Like, it provides healthcare in a kind of shifty, shitty way.

00:10:36.000 But the game it's playing is make the most money.

00:10:40.000 That's the game it's playing.

00:10:42.000 It's playing a financial game.

00:10:44.000 That's why it's coming up with reasons to deny people, and it's using AI to figure out how to deny people, and they deny a large amount of claims.

00:10:52.000 So you gotta look at it like what it actually is.

00:10:55.000 It's not that it's all bad, but that there's a bunch of different games.

00:11:00.000 Each person in that game is playing their own game.

00:11:04.000 You have thousands of employees.

00:11:06.000 You have thousands of people trying to climb the corporate ladder and make more money and get promotions and make more money for the company and impress the board.

00:11:14.000 They want a fucking yacht, bro.

00:11:18.000 I'm talking about how much we're divided, but it's weird.

00:11:21.000 That's the one thing they couldn't divide people on.

00:11:24.000 I remember after the CEO got popped, on CNN and MSNBC and Fox, the narrative was like, How dare people be excited?

00:11:35.000 Because at first they try to do what they do with everything and they say, oh, look at these liberals fucking laughing to death.

00:11:40.000 And then they realize, oh, the insurance industry has fucked over everybody.

00:11:44.000 Everybody.

00:11:45.000 They don't give a fuck who you voted for.

00:11:46.000 That might be the one.

00:11:48.000 Healthcare might be the one thing that we can come to a bipartisan agreement on that health insurance and insurance companies in general.

00:11:56.000 They're just captivated by what a corporation is.

00:12:01.000 A corporation has a responsibility to its shareholders to make the most money.

00:12:04.000 And that's a problem with the whole structure of it, is that no matter what the business is, they find a way to make money more than they find a way to do the thing that they're supposed to be doing well as a service to people.

00:12:17.000 If Trump actually fixed healthcare, he would go down as one of the greatest presidents.

00:12:23.000 I think it would be a whole different...

00:12:26.000 If he actually did viable, real change to the healthcare system that made it work for everybody...

00:12:34.000 It used to be that there was no social media.

00:12:36.000 So if you wanted to make a big change, the government could gaslight you on TV in these press conferences and bring out experts, and they could gaslight you and tell you what to do, and that was all the information you had.

00:12:49.000 That doesn't work anymore.

00:12:51.000 It doesn't work anymore.

00:12:53.000 So this is one of the reasons why this is the best time ever to kind of revamp healthcare and revamp the way people think about what is healthy.

00:13:01.000 What is healthy?

00:13:02.000 How are you going to revamp it in a way that still makes money?

00:13:04.000 Well, it doesn't have to.

00:13:06.000 First of all, you're going to lose money.

00:13:08.000 The country's going to lose money.

00:13:09.000 It's like, who's going to get the money?

00:13:11.000 There's an exchange of money, right?

00:13:12.000 So if a lot of people are sick all the time...

00:13:16.000 And a lot of people are on Medicaid and a lot of people are on health insurance.

00:13:20.000 The country's going to spend more money that's going to go to pharmaceutical drug companies, but it doesn't have to go there.

00:13:27.000 We can't commit to giving it to them every year just because they've figured out a way to keep getting it.

00:13:33.000 That's dumb.

00:13:34.000 The right way to say is we have to look at the collective money of the country.

00:13:38.000 Wouldn't it be way better if we spent way less on health care because people got healthier because they figured out there's no easy way to do it.

00:13:48.000 You have to have diet and exercise.

00:13:49.000 It's the most important foundation for any healthy human being.

00:13:52.000 It doesn't matter what kind of exercise.

00:13:54.000 It probably doesn't even matter what kind of diet as long as you're like committed to eating healthy real food.

00:14:01.000 The whole thing is just diet and exercise and movement.

00:14:05.000 That would fucking cure 70% of the problems we have in this country with healthcare.

00:14:11.000 Because people would be healthy.

00:14:12.000 And so then you wouldn't be as susceptible to getting sick.

00:14:16.000 You wouldn't be as susceptible to getting injured.

00:14:18.000 There's a bunch of things that would probably likely stack up financially in our favor.

00:14:24.000 So that's how you make money out of it.

00:14:25.000 You make money out of it because everybody makes more money.

00:14:28.000 You make more money if you're healthy.

00:14:31.000 Make more money if you're active.

00:14:32.000 If you're in the bed all the time because you have back surgery constantly or if you've got this and that, you've got a lot of interruptions in your life.

00:14:39.000 They're going to hiccup your career.

00:14:40.000 They're going to hiccup whatever you're trying to accomplish in your life if you're dealing with being sick all the time.

00:14:45.000 So you think if people were healthier, they would deny less people?

00:14:49.000 I think if people were healthier, first of all, you would need way less health care.

00:14:54.000 First, that's the number one thing.

00:14:55.000 If people were fit and they took care of themselves, there's a giant part.

00:15:01.000 If you looked at all of the healthcare issues that we have in this country, there's a giant chunk of it that's connected to diet.

00:15:08.000 It's connected to the standard American diet.

00:15:10.000 It's connected to eating too much calories, garbage food, obesity.

00:15:15.000 All that is possible to shift that in a different direction.

00:15:20.000 You just have to change the way people eat.

00:15:22.000 And that, you would see other people getting results, and then you would want those results.

00:15:27.000 If you hear RFK Jr. on TV trying to motivate people to do this, and you see him working out, like, maybe that's the thing you need that takes you from, man, I gotta go to the gym one day.

00:15:37.000 Fuck it, I'm going to the gym.

00:15:39.000 This is it.

00:15:39.000 And then if more people do that, there's more healthy people.

00:15:42.000 If there's more healthy people, there's less losers.

00:15:44.000 If there's less losers, the country makes more money.

00:15:47.000 The whole GDP goes up.

00:15:49.000 Everybody, you're gonna do better.

00:15:51.000 You're gonna do better with whatever you're doing in life if you're healthy.

00:15:54.000 Because health is energy.

00:15:56.000 But how do you make people want, like...

00:15:58.000 You don't make them do it, but you inspire.

00:16:01.000 And the government has never done that before.

00:16:03.000 Why not try it?

00:16:04.000 Why not try that?

00:16:06.000 Why not try that?

00:16:06.000 Why not try to, like, fucking gaslight people until you gotta wear a mask in your car or you're gonna die?

00:16:11.000 Instead of that gaslighting, how about pump them up?

00:16:14.000 They scared the fuck out of everybody with COVID. How about they pump everybody the fuck up with health?

00:16:19.000 If the government wanted everybody to do anything, They have to pay him.

00:16:23.000 You know another problem with my theory?

00:16:25.000 I give you a tax break if you lose 40 pounds.

00:16:27.000 Here's another problem with my theory.

00:16:28.000 Trump eats nothing but McDonald's.

00:16:33.000 Drinks Diet Cokes.

00:16:35.000 Sharp as a tack, 78 years old.

00:16:37.000 Like, okay.

00:16:38.000 I don't know what to tell you.

00:16:39.000 If he came back, if he disappeared for like six months and came back just jacked.

00:16:42.000 Jacked.

00:16:43.000 Shaved his head.

00:16:44.000 Did you see him play tennis with Serena Williams?

00:16:46.000 Nah.

00:16:47.000 He took his shoes off.

00:16:47.000 He was playing tennis with Serena Williams.

00:16:50.000 I mean, playing, playing?

00:16:52.000 Not playing like as good as she can play.

00:16:55.000 She's not going to embarrass him.

00:16:57.000 They're volleying back and forth.

00:16:58.000 And he's playing.

00:16:59.000 Is he running?

00:17:00.000 He plays tennis, man.

00:17:01.000 He can play tennis.

00:17:03.000 Like, the guy plays tennis.

00:17:05.000 I mean, I don't know how to play tennis, so I don't know if it looks good.

00:17:08.000 But I'm looking at him hitting the ball.

00:17:09.000 It looks like he's doing it the right...

00:17:10.000 He doesn't look like me.

00:17:11.000 If I was doing it, I'd be a fucking spaz. 1.00

00:17:13.000 I don't know how to play tennis.

00:17:13.000 Completely lost.

00:17:15.000 Yeah.

00:17:15.000 Yeah, well, let's see it.

00:17:16.000 It's because...

00:17:18.000 It was in 2015. Oh, it was?

00:17:19.000 Yeah.

00:17:20.000 Oh, God damn it.

00:17:22.000 I got lied to by the reels.

00:17:25.000 I thought it just happened.

00:17:26.000 No, no, no.

00:17:28.000 2015. But check out the tennis.

00:17:31.000 Check this out.

00:17:33.000 She could clearly fuck him up.

00:17:34.000 Oh, that's a nice, gentle serve.

00:17:36.000 Look at it.

00:17:36.000 But look at dude.

00:17:37.000 He's firing back.

00:17:40.000 Both of his shots are out of bounds.

00:17:42.000 Ah, he's old.

00:17:45.000 I mean, but he is doing better than I would do.

00:17:48.000 Oh, way better than me.

00:17:49.000 I mean, he plays tennis.

00:17:51.000 There's video of him playing tennis.

00:17:53.000 There's, like, photos of him playing tennis.

00:17:54.000 So he does do some things.

00:17:56.000 It's like, there's a lot of guys that are too...

00:18:00.000 They can't go to a gym.

00:18:01.000 They need a purpose or they need something that occupies their brain so they play golf or they play tennis or they play games.

00:18:08.000 They play a little pick-up basketball.

00:18:09.000 They do that for their health because they just can't do the gym thing.

00:18:13.000 I just don't want to do it.

00:18:14.000 So they do something that keeps them active.

00:18:15.000 I mean, most of the people I know do shit like that.

00:18:18.000 Yeah, so he's active.

00:18:19.000 Pick up basketball or soccer.

00:18:20.000 But that dude just eats cheeseburgers and shit all day long.

00:18:26.000 Yeah.

00:18:26.000 It's like, I don't know what to say.

00:18:28.000 But he probably also has zero stress.

00:18:30.000 Well, he has a way of letting shit roll off his back.

00:18:33.000 I mean, he had to have some stress when that guy shot at him.

00:18:36.000 But even then, he gets hit in the ear and he stands up and yells, fight, fight, fight.

00:18:40.000 It's like, is this a movie?

00:18:41.000 Are we in a movie?

00:18:43.000 Is this like a simulation?

00:18:44.000 And then his ear healed up like Wolverine.

00:18:46.000 Bro.

00:18:46.000 It healed up pretty quick.

00:18:47.000 You can see a little mark on it.

00:18:49.000 If you look at it, like when he was right there, I go, let me see it.

00:18:52.000 And he leaned in.

00:18:53.000 You could kind of see.

00:18:54.000 The ear's filled with blood vessels.

00:18:56.000 That's why I bleed so much.

00:18:57.000 Nobody talks about it anymore.

00:18:58.000 No.

00:18:59.000 You know what else nobody talks about?

00:19:00.000 The guy who blew up the cyber truck in front of Trump Tower?

00:19:04.000 What happened to that guy?

00:19:05.000 I don't even know what you're talking about.

00:19:06.000 You don't know that story?

00:19:07.000 Nah, I see.

00:19:07.000 I don't follow any of the political stuff.

00:19:09.000 Well, this isn't even political.

00:19:10.000 This is a weird story.

00:19:12.000 It's a guy who was like, now, has it been confirmed that that's him?

00:19:18.000 Let's pull up the story because I don't want to do it any misjustice.

00:19:22.000 But this was after the election, correct?

00:19:25.000 Yes, definitely.

00:19:26.000 It was real recent.

00:19:27.000 New Year's Day.

00:19:28.000 Okay, New Year's Day.

00:19:30.000 That's how crazy the news cycle is.

00:19:32.000 You forget what day things happen.

00:19:34.000 Was that a year ago?

00:19:35.000 No, it was last week.

00:19:36.000 Oh, all right.

00:19:37.000 There's like something constantly bombarding you all the time.

00:19:40.000 So this dude...

00:19:41.000 That dude?

00:19:42.000 Yeah.

00:19:42.000 What is the story behind him?

00:19:44.000 He was a Special Forces guy, right?

00:19:45.000 And he was in...

00:19:46.000 I think he was in a television show with Tim Kennedy.

00:19:50.000 They had like a Special Forces TV show where they did something.

00:19:55.000 So this guy's like, you know, he's an operator.

00:19:57.000 He's like a serious soldier.

00:19:58.000 Why a Cybertruck?

00:20:00.000 And he allegedly committed suicide...

00:20:06.000 With a large handgun, a Desert Eagle.

00:20:09.000 He rinsed it, okay.

00:20:11.000 Large handgun and blew up this thing.

00:20:15.000 It says self-inflicted gunshot wound.

00:20:18.000 The whole thing's weird, man.

00:20:21.000 Nobody could imagine him doing this.

00:20:25.000 Everybody's saying it doesn't make sense.

00:20:28.000 Why would he...

00:20:29.000 This guy knew how to make bombs.

00:20:31.000 Why would he make a shitty bomb like that that doesn't even blow up the building?

00:20:35.000 It just blows him up in the car.

00:20:38.000 And why would he do it in a Cybertruck, which is like the most durable car you can buy?

00:20:43.000 Like that whole thing.

00:20:45.000 The Cybertruck...

00:20:45.000 You saw that video where I tried to shoot an arrow through it?

00:20:48.000 Oh, yeah.

00:20:48.000 My arrow exploded.

00:20:50.000 That thing's solid steel.

00:20:52.000 So why would you blow yourself up in a solid...

00:20:54.000 You would get a convertible and fuck everybody up.

00:20:58.000 Right?

00:20:59.000 If you were going to blow up yourself in a car and you wanted to do the most damage, you'd have a car that you'd want to blow apart.

00:21:05.000 Those Teslas contained the entire explosion.

00:21:09.000 Yeah.

00:21:10.000 I mean, did he leave some kind of manifesto?

00:21:13.000 I don't know if he left a note.

00:21:14.000 Did he leave a note?

00:21:15.000 I think so.

00:21:16.000 Yep.

00:21:17.000 They probably found it, like, barely smoldering outside the car.

00:21:20.000 Look!

00:21:21.000 It's like, remember when they found the terrorist passports?

00:21:24.000 The planes went into the fucking World Trade Center, blew up in front of everybody's face, just a gigantic, enormous pile of fire, and yet this dude's passport.

00:21:37.000 Just barely singed on the outside like a Bugs Bunny cartoon falls to the ground.

00:21:41.000 That's what the whole Sean Ryan thing was about, because they sent the email, and then it was, did the guy write the email?

00:21:47.000 Right, that's right.

00:21:48.000 That's right, that's right, that's right, that's right.

00:21:50.000 Now I remember.

00:21:51.000 God, I forgot.

00:21:51.000 Sean Ryan was involved in that.

00:21:53.000 And then people were saying that he didn't, that guy didn't send that to you, you got hoaxed, and then Sean Ryan proved that the guy did send that.

00:21:59.000 So, he was saying some stuff in there about drones and...

00:22:04.000 What was he saying?

00:22:04.000 Let's put up what he said.

00:22:06.000 You know what I've realized, man.

00:22:07.000 Shout out to Sean Ryan.

00:22:09.000 It said, in case I do not make it to my decision point...

00:22:13.000 Or onto the Mexico border.

00:22:16.000 I am sending this now.

00:22:18.000 Please do not release this until 1 Jan and keep my identity private until then.

00:22:23.000 First off, I am not under duress or hostile influence or control.

00:22:26.000 My first car was a 2006 black Ford Mustang V6 for verification.

00:22:31.000 First of all, that's not true.

00:22:32.000 That was not his first car.

00:22:34.000 No?

00:22:34.000 No, he had a different car.

00:22:35.000 We'll find that out in a second.

00:22:37.000 put a tab on that, Jamie.

00:22:38.000 What we have been seeing with drones is the operational use of gravitic propulsion systems powered aircraft by most recently China in the East Coast, but throughout history, the US.

00:22:50.000 Only we in China have this capability.

00:22:52.000 Our open location for this activity in the box is below.

00:22:56.000 China has been launching them from the Atlantic from submarines for years, but this activity recently has picked up.

00:23:02.000 As of now, it is just a show of force, and they are using it similar to how they use the balloon for SIGINT and ISR, which are also part of the integrated comm systems.

00:23:17.000 There are dozens of those balloons in the air at any given time.

00:23:21.000 The so what is because of the speed and stealth of these unmanned aircraft, they are the most dangerous threat to national security that has ever existed.

00:23:31.000 They basically have an unlimited payload capacity and can park it over the White House if they wanted to.

00:23:37.000 It's checkmate.

00:23:38.000 U.S. government needs to give the history of this, how we're employing and weaponizing it, how China is employing them, and what the way forward is.

00:23:46.000 China is poised to attack anywhere in the East Coast. 0.98

00:23:49.000 I've been followed for over a week now, likely from Homeland or FBI, and they're looking to move on me and are unlikely to let me cross into Mexico, but I won't because they know I am armed and I have a massive VBIED. I think that's vehicle something.

00:24:09.000 Oh, you know, you're a military guy.

00:24:11.000 I've been trying to maintain a very visible profile and have kept my phone, and they are definitely digitally tracking me.

00:24:18.000 I have knowledge of this program and also of war crimes that were covered up during airstrikes in the Nimroz province, Afghanistan in 2019 by the admin, DOD, DEA, and CIA. I conducted targeting for these strikes of over 125 buildings.

00:24:36.000 65 were struck because of CIVCAS that killed hundreds of civilians in a single day.

00:24:45.000 USFORA continued strikes after spotting civilians on initial ISR. It was supposed to take six minutes and scramble all aircraft to CENTCOM. The UN basically called these war crimes, but the administration made them disappear.

00:24:59.000 I was part of that cover-up with USFORA, an agent redacted, they cut his name off, of the DEA. So I don't know if my abduction attempt is related to either.

00:25:10.000 I worked with generals...

00:25:12.000 General Miller's 10 staff on this as well as the response to Bala Murgab, AOBS commander at the time, redacted.

00:25:24.000 Okay, he said, you need to elevate this to media so we avoid a world war because this is a mutually assured destruction situation.

00:25:31.000 So he gave his LinkedIn for vetting.

00:25:36.000 Active duty, you know, he get his profile, the whole deal.

00:25:40.000 Now, the problem is that was not his first car, so Google what his first car was.

00:25:47.000 Why lie about that?

00:25:49.000 Because somebody might not have known.

00:25:52.000 Like, if you ask, like, there's a lot of people that say, what was your first car?

00:25:55.000 And a lot of people don't know.

00:25:57.000 I've said it publicly, but, like, how many people know what my first car was?

00:26:02.000 Right, right.

00:26:03.000 So if you're a dude and you're hanging out with other dudes, I don't know what your first car was.

00:26:07.000 Oh, so you're suggesting someone else wrote that?

00:26:08.000 Yes.

00:26:09.000 Oh.

00:26:10.000 Yeah.

00:26:10.000 I mean, if they get the car wrong, yeah.

00:26:13.000 Yeah, you're right.

00:26:14.000 I mean, that's a hell of a detail to get wrong.

00:26:16.000 Here.

00:26:17.000 I had my first car was a 1973 Chevelle, but I only had it for like two days.

00:26:23.000 It broke down.

00:26:24.000 And the guy sold me a lemon, and I got my money back.

00:26:26.000 He came and got his car.

00:26:27.000 I think he knew he fucked me.

00:26:29.000 And then my next car after that was a 1968 Oldsmobile.

00:26:34.000 So I remember.

00:26:35.000 I know what my cars were.

00:26:37.000 Like, you're a kid, you get your first car, you know what your first car was.

00:26:41.000 Yeah, of course.

00:26:42.000 Bitch, if your first car was a 2007 Mustang, everyone's gonna know. 1.00

00:26:46.000 You're gonna tell everybody.

00:26:47.000 Right?

00:26:48.000 Yeah, you're not gonna forget what your first car was.

00:26:50.000 You're gonna know.

00:26:51.000 You're not gonna be confused.

00:26:53.000 You're not gonna be confused as to what...

00:26:56.000 It was your first car.

00:26:57.000 You'll pull it out right away.

00:26:59.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:27:00.000 I mean, I've never seen anybody get that wrong.

00:27:03.000 Your car is like the first time you have freedom.

00:27:06.000 You can't believe you can just drive anywhere you want.

00:27:09.000 You go to your friend's house.

00:27:10.000 You're like, dude, I can drive.

00:27:12.000 Yeah.

00:27:13.000 It's one of the wildest experiences.

00:27:15.000 I remember clearly just learning to drive.

00:27:20.000 And how wild it was.

00:27:21.000 You could just drive.

00:27:22.000 We're so used to it.

00:27:23.000 We're basically riding around in amusement park rides.

00:27:26.000 You would pay a lot of money to ride in.

00:27:28.000 Like your car?

00:27:29.000 That Audi?

00:27:30.000 Bro, that's like you're in a super capable sports sedan from 2024. So you're talking about like modern suspension and anti-lock braking system and everything's controlled electronically and you have a fucking super powerful engine.

00:27:47.000 It's all...

00:27:48.000 It's hot and it moves differently based on how the fucking ground moves, like whether it's shitty surface or smooth surface.

00:27:56.000 They just adapt to everything.

00:27:58.000 That thing's glued.

00:28:00.000 Yeah, it's crazy.

00:28:01.000 Yeah, those things are crazy.

00:28:03.000 This world that we live in today is so fun.

00:28:07.000 You would remember your first car.

00:28:09.000 I'm having a hard time.

00:28:11.000 This is one of the strangest searches I've had.

00:28:14.000 I'll add this to conspiracy.

00:28:15.000 I can't find anything that's coming up with a date before January 4th, which would only be a few days after.

00:28:21.000 I've done Google search and Twitter search.

00:28:23.000 Twitter search didn't show anything, and I hit latest and still not show me anything recent.

00:28:27.000 Damn, somebody wrote a whole article about how that was not his first car.

00:28:30.000 I know, but it's just weird that it's blocking this stuff.

00:28:33.000 Can you try the Brave browser?

00:28:36.000 I don't know that it would have a...

00:28:37.000 I'm on a website.

00:28:38.000 I'm on Twitter, and the search isn't giving me anything more recent than January 4th.

00:28:45.000 So, when they say about discrepancies, does anybody use the car as a discrepancy?

00:28:50.000 Because I definitely know I read that.

00:28:51.000 No, that's not what I'm even bringing up.

00:28:54.000 I'm sort of saying, like, the search is...

00:28:56.000 Being manipulated right now.

00:28:58.000 Like, I can't search for this.

00:28:59.000 What?

00:29:00.000 That's what I'm trying to say.

00:29:01.000 Ew.

00:29:02.000 Like, searching for his name in car, I don't get anything in the last three weeks.

00:29:08.000 That's weird that no one on Twitter is talking about it.

00:29:10.000 Let me imagine this.

00:29:11.000 Is it possible that if there was a story like this and you were trying to cover up discrepancies and you didn't want people talking about it, could you just flood the search with a bunch of other stories on it so that it takes so many pages to get to it that you would never get it?

00:29:24.000 I would argue yes, you could, but I'm not seeing that.

00:29:27.000 I'm seeing the opposite.

00:29:28.000 I'm seeing no stories other than like...

00:29:31.000 Within the 48 hours of it happening, which means I find that odd.

00:29:36.000 That is weird.

00:29:37.000 Like, I'll go to page two.

00:29:38.000 Bro, this is how shocked that I am.

00:29:40.000 I didn't even know this happened.

00:29:41.000 News isn't showing.

00:29:42.000 It's like four weeks ago.

00:29:43.000 How about just write, will you do me a favor and just write, Matthew Livilsberger, how do you say it?

00:29:48.000 Livis?

00:29:49.000 Livilsberger?

00:29:49.000 Livilsberger's car was not, first car, just say first car.

00:29:53.000 I did.

00:29:53.000 No, but let me ask you, just say first car was not a 2006 Ford Mustang.

00:29:58.000 That's too specific.

00:29:59.000 Yeah, that's too specific.

00:30:00.000 But just try it.

00:30:02.000 First car was not a 2006 Ford Mustang.

00:30:10.000 I mean, I'm getting the same thing.

00:30:14.000 That's not the best way to do a search.

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00:31:36.000 The other thing was that the gun that he used is a crazy gun.

00:31:43.000 That is a crazy gun to shoot yourself in the car.

00:31:46.000 And the question is like, when did he do it?

00:31:48.000 Because it looks like the guy in the video in the car...

00:31:51.000 Sits there, pulls up, and then the whole thing blows up.

00:31:55.000 So are you telling me that he's blowing himself up and shooting himself at the same time?

00:31:59.000 Like, does he have a button on his left hand that's the bomb detonator and then the trigger on his right?

00:32:04.000 I don't know, man.

00:32:05.000 That shit's highly advanced, man.

00:32:07.000 The Cybertruck might have shot him. 0.99

00:32:09.000 When I take off the word car from my search on Twitter, I get tweets from two hours ago.

00:32:13.000 So they're still tweeting like crazy about it.

00:32:15.000 But when I type in car...

00:32:19.000 Now it's old tweets.

00:32:20.000 You get January 16th.

00:32:21.000 Yeah.

00:32:21.000 I'm on latest.

00:32:22.000 That's weird.

00:32:25.000 You typed first car?

00:32:27.000 I just typed in the word car.

00:32:28.000 It shouldn't matter.

00:32:30.000 Try first car.

00:32:31.000 I already did that.

00:32:32.000 I know.

00:32:33.000 I reduced it so that it was less specific.

00:32:36.000 But what's the rest of the conspiracy?

00:32:37.000 Incorrect after the first car discrepancies.

00:32:39.000 Click on that.

00:32:40.000 Show more.

00:32:44.000 Including incorrect reference for the first car Livelsberger owned.

00:32:47.000 According to public records, his first car was not a 2006 Ford, contrary to what is mentioned in the email.

00:32:53.000 This has led to skepticism on whether the email is real or fabricated.

00:32:56.000 That's it.

00:32:59.000 According to public records, that was not his first car.

00:33:02.000 Well, show us the public records.

00:33:06.000 Let's see.

00:33:08.000 It was a BMW. 2008. One Series BMW. I would add, wouldn't this just be registered under his name?

00:33:16.000 Maybe he borrowed one, maybe his parents registered it.

00:33:18.000 I think they checked his parents' cards, too.

00:33:19.000 Yeah, but what about that 1998?

00:33:20.000 It's a full Mustang.

00:33:21.000 But it's 2006. It's a big difference.

00:33:24.000 See right here, why is Sean Ryan spreading an easily confirmed fake email?

00:33:27.000 If your first car was a 1998 Mustang, would you say your first car was a 2007 Mustang?

00:33:33.000 The dates don't even line up.

00:33:35.000 So he had a 98 Ford Mustang.

00:33:38.000 Why is the BMW circled?

00:33:40.000 Because, you see, the thing is, whenever weird shit happens, the first people to talk will be full of shit.

00:33:44.000 They're the worst people.

00:33:46.000 So it looks like he didn't have...

00:33:47.000 Scroll down back again.

00:33:49.000 So he had a 98 Mustang.

00:33:53.000 Not a 2007. That was his first car.

00:33:56.000 Then he had a 2008 BMW. And then he had a Jeep.

00:34:00.000 He never had a 2006 Mustang.

00:34:03.000 You can see right when he got divorced because he got a Mustang again.

00:34:05.000 Yeah, I'm back, baby.

00:34:08.000 2018. 2018, you got a Ford Mustang GT. That's their midlife crisis.

00:34:12.000 You got the GT, too.

00:34:14.000 Greg Fitzsimmons got it.

00:34:15.000 He got it with the EcoBoost.

00:34:16.000 He was telling me how much he loves it.

00:34:17.000 I was like, I know, but you didn't get the V8. He's like, oh, gas mileage.

00:34:21.000 I'm like, shut your mouth.

00:34:22.000 What you mean EcoBoost?

00:34:24.000 Oh, it's a great engine.

00:34:26.000 Don't get me wrong.

00:34:27.000 It's got plenty of power.

00:34:27.000 In comparison to old cars, it's way more powerful.

00:34:30.000 I mean, it's a fast fucking car.

00:34:31.000 But the EcoBoost is just more fuel efficient.

00:34:34.000 It doesn't have the same horsepower.

00:34:36.000 Oh, okay.

00:34:37.000 And the GT has the Coyote V8 that has that rumble.

00:34:42.000 Makes you feel alive.

00:34:44.000 You know, when you rumble, rumble.

00:34:46.000 You ever been in a red light with a guy in a Mustang and they take off and you hear that sound?

00:34:50.000 Especially if he's got a manual.

00:34:55.000 My homie, when I was in the service, he had this fucking blue Corvette.

00:35:00.000 I forget what year it was, but it was old and shit. 0.89

00:35:02.000 But he was obsessed with this motherfucking car.

00:35:04.000 And it was so fucking loud.

00:35:06.000 Yeah.

00:35:07.000 It was definitely like a 70-something.

00:35:10.000 You know what I mean?

00:35:10.000 Or a 60-something.

00:35:11.000 It was like an old.

00:35:12.000 Oh, the cool ones.

00:35:13.000 Yeah, but it was like no modern technology in this motherfucker.

00:35:16.000 It was loud as shit.

00:35:17.000 Corvettes are the only cars that looked good into the 70s.

00:35:21.000 All the other American cars turned to dog shit.

00:35:24.000 They became boxes.

00:35:27.000 They became fuel-efficient boxes.

00:35:28.000 But Corvettes always had that.

00:35:30.000 And then eventually they fucked that up, too.

00:35:32.000 And they made Corvettes flat and looked like a wedge.

00:35:36.000 They looked so stupid for a while.

00:35:37.000 But now they're back.

00:35:39.000 They're better looking now, I think, like Tonys.

00:35:41.000 I think these new ones, the 2025s and 26s, they're better than any other car, ever.

00:35:48.000 Any American car.

00:35:49.000 Like the Corvette ZR1, it's the greatest American car that's ever been built.

00:35:52.000 Really?

00:35:53.000 It's 1,100 horsepower.

00:35:54.000 I don't know shit about it.

00:35:55.000 Oh, Brian Simpson, you ready to look at this?

00:35:57.000 You got one?

00:35:58.000 No, no, no, I don't have one.

00:35:59.000 But this is, um, Google this.

00:36:01.000 This is literally the greatest American car I ever produced.

00:36:04.000 Buy a long shot.

00:36:06.000 Corvette Z1. ZR1. It's got a giant wing on the back of it.

00:36:10.000 It's literally a race car that you can buy.

00:36:12.000 It has 1,100 horsepower.

00:36:15.000 Or, excuse me, 1,064 horsepower.

00:36:20.000 And this is not even tuned, right?

00:36:22.000 Guys are going to be able to do things with these things.

00:36:24.000 You're going to get these Hennessy guys.

00:36:25.000 Is this new?

00:36:26.000 Yeah.

00:36:27.000 You're going to get these Hennessy guys that are going to jack up the boost and make them even faster.

00:36:31.000 These things are insanely fast.

00:36:35.000 Insanely fast.

00:36:36.000 And insanely capable.

00:36:37.000 I don't know if they've got Nürburgring times on them, but I wouldn't be surprised if it's the fastest American car ever.

00:36:43.000 How much does that cost?

00:36:44.000 I think it's like $190,000.

00:36:49.000 Bro, this car is fucking insane.

00:36:52.000 It has carbon fiber wheels.

00:36:54.000 It's insane.

00:36:55.000 And it's beautiful.

00:36:57.000 Like, look at that thing.

00:36:59.000 I mean, it's just a piece of art and engineering, you know, together.

00:37:04.000 It's really, it looks like what you'd expect from a foreign supercar. 1.00

00:37:07.000 From, like, Ferrari or McLaren or something like that.

00:37:10.000 That's what it looks like.

00:37:11.000 It looks incredible.

00:37:14.000 I don't know how we get on the subject.

00:37:17.000 Oh, we were talking about how you remember your first car.

00:37:19.000 Oh, you remember your first car?

00:37:21.000 Fuck, imagine your first car's this thing.

00:37:24.000 Your first car should be a Miata.

00:37:26.000 Everybody should drive a stick shift Miata.

00:37:29.000 But you can't buy your...

00:37:30.000 Because some people get crazy and they buy their kids shit like that.

00:37:34.000 Well, you know, it's like motorcycles.

00:37:36.000 I was going to get a motorcycle license at one point in time, and one of my buddies was going to get it like a Ninja.

00:37:40.000 I was like, bro, we shouldn't do that.

00:37:42.000 We shouldn't just hop right on some crazy bike that...

00:37:45.000 You gotta get comfortable with the whole deal of riding a bike.

00:37:49.000 Bro, have I told you how many of my friends or family that I've had to talk out of getting a motorcycle?

00:37:55.000 Like, it's like that midlife crisis part where it's like, hey, bro, you never rode a motorcycle.

00:38:00.000 Like, you 40, you can't start now.

00:38:02.000 I got real close and then the universe gave me a whole bunch of signs.

00:38:06.000 Nah, bro, because even the best riders in the world will lay that bike down.

00:38:11.000 Yep.

00:38:12.000 So it's like, you out here, you haven't ridden a bike ever or in 25 years.

00:38:17.000 Like, you gon' get fucked up out there. 0.84

00:38:18.000 You ever see the one when the dude is flying down a country road and he hits a deer?

00:38:22.000 No.

00:38:23.000 Oh! 0.60

00:38:25.000 This dude is like on one of those race bikes.

00:38:30.000 Boom! 0.99

00:38:31.000 Flying through the air.

00:38:33.000 I saw one the other day where it was the other way around.

00:38:35.000 It was like the end of a parade or something.

00:38:39.000 And there were girls in the street in the sky. 1.00

00:38:41.000 A bunch of motorcycles went by, but only one girl got hit.

00:38:43.000 Oh, God.

00:38:44.000 But it was like...

00:38:45.000 Oh, God.

00:38:47.000 Oh, man.

00:38:50.000 Vehicles.

00:38:51.000 Yeah, but you can't...

00:38:51.000 So you didn't see this thing today.

00:38:54.000 A Blackhawk helicopter collided with an American Airlines flight.

00:39:00.000 Oh, man.

00:39:01.000 Over D.C. Yeah.

00:39:03.000 Over D.C.? Over D.C., yeah.

00:39:04.000 And they plunged into the Potomac, and everybody's dead.

00:39:08.000 And there's video of it.

00:39:09.000 There's a fireball in the sky.

00:39:12.000 The helicopter collides right with the plane.

00:39:14.000 It explodes in the sky.

00:39:16.000 Watch this.

00:39:19.000 Boom.

00:39:20.000 They explode and collide in the sky.

00:39:23.000 And then this is the plane.

00:39:25.000 Oh, man.

00:39:28.000 It's crazy.

00:39:29.000 And it's only, I mean, there's nothing fortunate about it, but it's fortunate that it landed in the river and that it didn't land on apartment buildings.

00:39:38.000 You know, and kill a bunch more people.

00:39:42.000 Man.

00:39:43.000 I don't even know how that happens.

00:39:44.000 I've never heard of something like that happening.

00:39:47.000 And then, where did the helicopter emanate from?

00:39:51.000 Where did it come from, Jamie?

00:39:53.000 Probably Andrews.

00:39:54.000 Because this is a military helicopter.

00:39:57.000 Andrews Air Force Base, I'm guessing.

00:40:01.000 I don't understand how that's possible.

00:40:04.000 I don't get it.

00:40:05.000 But I don't know anything about flying.

00:40:07.000 Man, you know what?

00:40:08.000 Honestly, man, it comes close to happening a lot.

00:40:10.000 Fuck.

00:40:11.000 That's so crazy that a military helicopter collides with an American Airlines jet.

00:40:21.000 And I don't think it was some kind of malfunction.

00:40:24.000 It probably was bad communication.

00:40:25.000 Somebody got wrong information.

00:40:27.000 Yeah, maybe.

00:40:29.000 Unless we find out that someone was on that jet.

00:40:33.000 Like someone who has some gravity drive scientist.

00:40:37.000 Some fucking dude is at the forefront of quantum computing and he's got a laptop with him that he's trying to deliver to somebody in Saudi Arabia.

00:40:45.000 This is why I checked out, bro.

00:40:46.000 Because it's so hard to take everything serious because we live in such a ridiculous time.

00:40:55.000 The chances are more than zero that what you said is the case.

00:41:00.000 Just now.

00:41:00.000 Right, more than zero.

00:41:01.000 It's like, we live in a ridiculous, we don't trust anything.

00:41:05.000 Right.

00:41:05.000 I don't.

00:41:06.000 So it's like, that could be somebody, because my next thought shouldn't be, I wonder if somebody important was on that jet.

00:41:12.000 The other thought was that you can control those helicopters remotely.

00:41:19.000 You don't have to have pilots.

00:41:21.000 No, bullshit.

00:41:21.000 Yeah, you can.

00:41:23.000 You can fly a helicopter remotely.

00:41:24.000 Yes.

00:41:25.000 They use artificial intelligence now not just to fly helicopters, but also to fly jets.

00:41:32.000 And when they use jets that are controlled by artificial intelligence versus jets that are controlled by the best pilots we have, the jets can control by artificial intelligence win dogfights 100% of the time.

00:41:45.000 Yeah, but they're going to fuck some. 1.00

00:41:46.000 I mean, listen, because all I have to judge...

00:41:48.000 This is the tinfoil.

00:41:50.000 We're putting on some tinfoil.

00:41:51.000 Yeah, but all I have to judge my artificial intelligence is...

00:41:55.000 The Google Gemini and ChatGBT and they be fucking shit up.

00:41:58.000 Yeah, but this is just consumer grade.

00:42:01.000 This is consumer grade shit that didn't exist a while ago.

00:42:05.000 You want some coffee?

00:42:06.000 No, I'm good.

00:42:07.000 And exists now.

00:42:08.000 So here it is.

00:42:10.000 Blackhawk remote-controlled demos have been performed by Sikorsky Aircraft and Lockheed Martin to demonstrate the ability to remotely control a Blackhawk helicopter.

00:42:19.000 These demos have shown the potential for autonomous flight and the ability to perform missions without a pilot.

00:42:26.000 Okay, but here's the other thing now.

00:42:28.000 But this is the thing.

00:42:28.000 If it's such a super sophisticated piece of equipment, how is it not, if it is being piloted by a person?

00:42:37.000 How do they not have sensors that detect where the planes are?

00:42:40.000 How is that even possible?

00:42:42.000 That you could be in a place where planes are flying 500 miles an hour, left and right, all over the place, landing and taking off, and you're going to fly through that and you don't know where the planes are?

00:42:53.000 That seems insane.

00:42:55.000 That doesn't even seem possible, because how could you exist as a military aircraft if you don't have a comprehensive analysis of everything that's around you all the time?

00:43:02.000 We have sensors.

00:43:03.000 We put them on jets.

00:43:04.000 Why wouldn't we put sensors on the helicopter?

00:43:07.000 They probably do have them.

00:43:08.000 So why didn't it work?

00:43:10.000 We're going to find out pretty soon.

00:43:12.000 Or we'll never find out.

00:43:13.000 But everybody's dead, right?

00:43:14.000 So how do you know when everybody's dead?

00:43:16.000 They think the pilots are dead of the helicopter.

00:43:19.000 Was there supposed to be two people in the helicopter?

00:43:22.000 Four?

00:43:22.000 Three?

00:43:23.000 Three people in the helicopter?

00:43:24.000 And was it like 60 or 70 people?

00:43:27.000 60 people in the plane are dead.

00:43:30.000 Only 60 people on a flight?

00:43:32.000 Small flight.

00:43:34.000 Mostly a figure skating team?

00:43:37.000 Fuck, man.

00:43:38.000 Oh, yeah.

00:43:39.000 Because that's the thing.

00:43:40.000 I was like, it would have to be a group of people.

00:43:41.000 Because if they just wanted to take out one person, why waste a helicopter?

00:43:46.000 Like, there's better ways to kill one person.

00:43:48.000 Yeah.

00:43:49.000 Well, also, you want, like, the worst press possible.

00:43:52.000 Kill a plane filled with young figure skaters.

00:43:56.000 The sweetest, most delicate people.

00:43:59.000 Like, twirling around on the ice.

00:44:01.000 I mean, we think of them like they're almost like superhumans.

00:44:06.000 That's why when that Tonya Harding, Nancy Kerrigan shit went down, nobody would want to believe it's possible.

00:44:11.000 The figure skating community's got thugs! 0.96

00:44:14.000 Remember that?

00:44:15.000 Yeah.

00:44:16.000 The figure skating community tries to take out people by breaking their knees?

00:44:20.000 And that shit was ripe for comedy for like five years.

00:44:22.000 Yeah.

00:44:24.000 People get vicious about shit, man.

00:44:26.000 People get vicious.

00:44:27.000 But here's the other thing.

00:44:32.000 It might just be incompetence.

00:44:34.000 Most likely it's incompetence.

00:44:35.000 Somebody was just fucked up. 0.94

00:44:37.000 Most likely someone made a mistake.

00:44:38.000 Most likely.

00:44:39.000 But in this day and age, when you know about things that have happened, you know about false flags, you know about all kinds of shit that happens, you always got to wonder.

00:44:47.000 And if we do find out, here's the worst case scenario.

00:44:50.000 What if a foreign government has figured out a way to hack into our equipment? 0.90

00:44:57.000 And they can get a helicopter to fly right into a plane.

00:45:00.000 Oh, like this was a test run?

00:45:01.000 What if this is like proof of concept?

00:45:03.000 See, I think a better conspiracy would be if we found out that it was like Delta was behind it.

00:45:10.000 You know what I mean?

00:45:11.000 Delta was trying to take out American Airlines?

00:45:12.000 Or like Alaska was like, yo, we're going to fucking ruin their reputation.

00:45:16.000 But if you were a foreign country and you wanted to demonstrate that you have technical superiority over people, how would you do it?

00:45:25.000 First of all, you'd lay the groundwork, right?

00:45:27.000 This is one thing they definitely did, right?

00:45:28.000 Where's that lighter, bro?

00:45:30.000 Got that?

00:45:30.000 Thank you, sir.

00:45:31.000 You lay the groundwork, and the groundwork is sell them all the shit they need.

00:45:36.000 Sell them all the shit they need.

00:45:38.000 And some of the shit you sell them, put a little backdoor in there. 0.51

00:45:42.000 Put a little backdoor in there.

00:45:43.000 And they've been doing that.

00:45:44.000 That's a fact.

00:45:45.000 That's why Huawei was banned from the United States.

00:45:48.000 They banned Huawei phones.

00:45:50.000 They were the most sophisticated phones.

00:45:52.000 They were coming out of China.

00:45:53.000 They were awesome.

00:45:54.000 They were so good.

00:45:54.000 They were great.

00:45:56.000 I've taught this before.

00:45:57.000 Forgive me if you've heard it before, but I tried to buy a Porsche design Huawei phone.

00:46:03.000 It was an amazing phone.

00:46:04.000 It was so much more advanced than iPhones.

00:46:06.000 It had a bigger battery.

00:46:07.000 It had a 100 megapixel camera.

00:46:10.000 And then right before it was coming out, they put the ban.

00:46:13.000 And then there's all these national security concerns and Huawei is like spying on Americans and something about their routers and their systems.

00:46:20.000 They figured out there's like backdoor possibilities that were engineered into these things.

00:46:24.000 So they've sold us cell phone towers and computer chips and all this stuff and all the components that you need to run your AI. So wouldn't it make sense that if they're a part of it, they're integrated into it?

00:46:43.000 Physically.

00:46:43.000 And we know they've put back doors on things.

00:46:46.000 Wouldn't you put back doors on the stuff that you're putting into jets?

00:46:50.000 Wouldn't you pack...

00:46:51.000 Who's making that stuff?

00:46:52.000 Who's making all those electronics that are inside the jets?

00:46:55.000 I think we make those.

00:46:56.000 Do you think we make the chips?

00:46:58.000 Do you think we make the chips?

00:47:00.000 Do you think we make...

00:47:02.000 What do we make?

00:47:03.000 Do we make the hard drives?

00:47:04.000 Are you sure?

00:47:05.000 I don't know.

00:47:06.000 I don't know.

00:47:07.000 Do we make the processors?

00:47:08.000 It just seems like it would be the smart thing to do.

00:47:10.000 It would be a very smart thing to do.

00:47:12.000 But do we make the processors?

00:47:15.000 Or have there been installed some sort of electronical backdoor into almost everything that we have?

00:47:24.000 Almost everything we have.

00:47:25.000 Anything could be taken over.

00:47:27.000 I think that it probably is the case, but it's definitely our government doing it.

00:47:32.000 You know the Michael Hastings story, right?

00:47:34.000 No.

00:47:34.000 You don't know that story?

00:47:35.000 No.

00:47:36.000 This was a guy who was a journalist who was writing for Rolling Stone, and he goes over to Afghanistan?

00:47:43.000 Was it Afghanistan?

00:47:44.000 Goes over to Afghanistan and gets stuck there because of the volcano.

00:47:51.000 So the volcano in Iceland, I think?

00:47:54.000 So this volcano blows up and the sky is covered with dirt.

00:47:57.000 You can't see for like weeks, so you can't fly.

00:48:00.000 So he can't leave there.

00:48:01.000 So he gets stuck with his troop.

00:48:04.000 He's embedded with these troops.

00:48:06.000 And they get loose.

00:48:07.000 They get loose.

00:48:08.000 They start saying things.

00:48:08.000 They start talking shit about Obama.

00:48:10.000 The general talks shit about Obama.

00:48:12.000 And then this guy puts all this in the story.

00:48:15.000 And he puts all this in the story.

00:48:16.000 And they thought he was like one of their homies.

00:48:17.000 We're just hanging out.

00:48:18.000 We're just boys.

00:48:19.000 He's not going to write about that.

00:48:21.000 I mean, by the way, I wrote about all that shit.

00:48:22.000 You get these 20-year-old kids.

00:48:24.000 They're deployed at war.

00:48:25.000 And of course they're going to talk shit.

00:48:27.000 They're kids.

00:48:27.000 You get the generals hanging out with these guys.

00:48:29.000 They're going to talk shit.

00:48:30.000 They're a bunch of men out there doing war.

00:48:33.000 So he has to step down.

00:48:34.000 And he, the general, is one of the most beloved generals in the military.

00:48:38.000 And then this guy is terrified for his life.

00:48:41.000 The reporter?

00:48:42.000 The reporter's terrified for his life.

00:48:44.000 Because he's been threatened.

00:48:46.000 So then he dies on, was it Laurel Canyon?

00:48:52.000 La Brea.

00:48:53.000 He dies on La Brea.

00:48:55.000 Melrose and Highland, sorry.

00:48:57.000 Oh, Melrose and Highland?

00:49:00.000 I'm watching the video right now, but that's...

00:49:03.000 Either way.

00:49:04.000 Either way.

00:49:04.000 Point is, he's in LA. He's going like 120 miles an hour and he goes straight into a tree and the car explodes.

00:49:11.000 The car explodes and watch how fast it goes.

00:49:14.000 Look at this.

00:49:17.000 He just hits the gas and boom!

00:49:20.000 Runs into a tree and explodes.

00:49:24.000 Had said, you know, if anything happens, I didn't kill myself.

00:49:31.000 And then the question was, back then, so was this 2005?

00:49:36.000 2013. So back then the question was, do they have the technology to take over vehicles?

00:49:44.000 And if you ask people that are honest, the answer is yes.

00:49:47.000 Yeah, they do.

00:49:48.000 There's a way to do it.

00:49:50.000 It's not impossible.

00:49:51.000 It's not like, you know, breathing underwater.

00:49:53.000 It can be done.

00:49:55.000 Whether you have to get access to the actual car itself and put something in there, I don't know.

00:50:01.000 But it can be done.

00:50:02.000 That's why people...

00:50:05.000 Like, it's gonna be a couple generations before people will be down with it being fully autonomous cars.

00:50:11.000 Like, you know, we see all these driverless cars around this motherfucker all the time.

00:50:14.000 But it's like, I ain't getting one of them motherfuckers.

00:50:17.000 Yeah, get the fuck out of here.

00:50:18.000 No way.

00:50:19.000 But...

00:50:19.000 Because if they wanted to kill you...

00:50:20.000 I mean, we saw that in the old...

00:50:22.000 The new Total Recall.

00:50:23.000 They did that.

00:50:23.000 Where it's like...

00:50:24.000 All the cars drive themselves.

00:50:26.000 But when they want to find you, they fucking stop your car, pull you over.

00:50:29.000 Yeah.

00:50:29.000 Well, everybody's terrified about that, you know?

00:50:33.000 And there's cars right now that they could shut off if there's a police chase.

00:50:39.000 That's what OnStar does, right?

00:50:41.000 So, like, if you're in one of those Corvettes, I bet that Corvette has OnStar.

00:50:46.000 Does that Corvette have OnStar?

00:50:47.000 So the way they sell you OnStar is they say, well, Brian, if someone steals your car, We can just shut it off.

00:50:55.000 And you're like, oh, that would be good.

00:50:56.000 I don't want anybody stealing my beautiful car.

00:50:59.000 But the other side of that is, we could also just shut it off for other reasons.

00:51:03.000 Right.

00:51:04.000 We can shut it off because we don't like you.

00:51:06.000 And we just decided to shut your car off.

00:51:08.000 But don't worry.

00:51:08.000 It says right here that that's illegal.

00:51:10.000 You could have the wrong political opinion depending on who's in power.

00:51:13.000 You know, you want to give these people power because you don't want the other side to win.

00:51:16.000 But then the problem is now you've established that the government, which is not always you, is going to have power.

00:51:22.000 And they're going to just be able to shut your fucking car off.

00:51:24.000 Stolen C7 Corvette disabled remotely by police using OnStar.

00:51:29.000 Yeah, they just shut them off.

00:51:30.000 See?

00:51:30.000 That's a happy moment.

00:51:32.000 Look at that.

00:51:33.000 The sad moment is you got a trunk load of meth and you're making a run for it.

00:51:37.000 They just shut your car off.

00:51:39.000 Right.

00:51:40.000 But imagine being a drug runner and getting all the features.

00:51:45.000 Well, the drug runners always get caught going too fast.

00:51:48.000 It's the dumbest fucking thing you'll ever hear.

00:51:52.000 They always get busted going like 16 miles an hour over the speed limit.

00:51:55.000 What does it say, Jamie?

00:51:56.000 Mandatory.

00:51:57.000 It comes with mandatory OnStar subscription.

00:52:00.000 There's no way around it.

00:52:03.000 One of my favorite online lawyers, his name is Bruce Rivers.

00:52:07.000 But he's always saying, never commit a misdemeanor while you're committing a felony.

00:52:14.000 If you're moving cocaine, don't break the speed limit.

00:52:17.000 Put on your seatbelt.

00:52:19.000 It's just the dumbest.

00:52:20.000 But you get these kids that are willing to do these drug runs, and they're cocky, and they're probably using, right?

00:52:27.000 So they're probably taking a little amphetamines while they're driving to stay sharp, right?

00:52:31.000 Can't get sleepy behind the wheel.

00:52:33.000 And they're probably not the most reliable people anyway.

00:52:36.000 They're literal drug runners.

00:52:38.000 Like, what they're doing could get them locked up for the rest of their fucking life, and they're probably going to make $2,000 for doing this.

00:52:44.000 Yeah, and they'll have some cool stories.

00:52:46.000 I mean, who's going to make the money?

00:52:47.000 They're probably doing it for somebody else, right?

00:52:49.000 They're probably moving it for somebody.

00:52:51.000 And they have to sell it, and then they get a piece, and then, you know, and then they keep doing it, and that's, they just have to hope they don't get arrested.

00:52:58.000 And then they do it a few times, you get a little cocky.

00:53:00.000 I mean, someone's bringing all this shit in.

00:53:03.000 Like, how's it getting in?

00:53:04.000 How many cars, if you're a cop and you're just out there looking around, how many of these moving trucks have fentanyl in them?

00:53:08.000 I think the CIA is bringing most of it.

00:53:10.000 A bit of it, for sure.

00:53:12.000 Because who stops selling drugs when they get away with it?

00:53:15.000 Nobody.

00:53:15.000 Right.

00:53:16.000 Why would they stop doing that?

00:53:17.000 Right.

00:53:18.000 Now they just know how to not get caught.

00:53:20.000 Well, maybe they probably work with people.

00:53:22.000 Because please believe, if we really, really wanted to stop drugs, it would be extreme, but we could.

00:53:28.000 But we don't want to.

00:53:29.000 It would be too hard.

00:53:30.000 You'd have to take away too much freedom from people.

00:53:32.000 They wouldn't stand for it, and they'd vote you out of office.

00:53:34.000 I'm talking about to stop it from coming in the country.

00:53:35.000 Yes.

00:53:36.000 You could stop it from coming in the country, but you're not going to stop a demand.

00:53:39.000 The real problem is, just like the prohibition of alcohol, and I'm not comparing meth with alcohol, because I think most people that I know responsibly use alcohol.

00:53:49.000 They take a few drinks.

00:53:50.000 I mean, I know a bunch of people who have abused it.

00:53:52.000 I know a bunch of people who had to stop drinking.

00:53:55.000 But most guys that we're friends with, you have a drink.

00:53:58.000 You guys want to do a shot?

00:53:59.000 Let's do a shot.

00:54:00.000 And then you go do your show, and no one's getting drunk every night.

00:54:03.000 Right.

00:54:03.000 I rarely see anybody drunk.

00:54:05.000 But if you're out there doing meth...

00:54:08.000 There's a chance you're not engaging in, like, responsible meth use.

00:54:14.000 There's a good chance if you're using meth, you're going hard.

00:54:17.000 You're just microdosing meth?

00:54:19.000 Nah, no one ain't microdosing meth.

00:54:21.000 They're going hard.

00:54:22.000 I think meth gets you to go hard.

00:54:24.000 You're listening to fucking Slayer in your car, and you're fired up, and you're making bad decisions.

00:54:30.000 Yeah, I mean, you're definitely just not thinking.

00:54:32.000 You're just doing.

00:54:33.000 But what is Adderall?

00:54:34.000 Adderall's super close to meth.

00:54:36.000 Super close.

00:54:37.000 It's an amphetamine, for sure.

00:54:39.000 Yeah, it's not the same, but it's in the hunt.

00:54:44.000 People do wild shit on that shit, too.

00:54:45.000 Especially if you take a lot of it.

00:54:47.000 If you take a lot of it, it might as well be meth.

00:54:49.000 And people abuse the shit out of everything.

00:54:51.000 You tell them to take one, they're going to take five or six.

00:54:53.000 I think the biggest problem is most people's lives suck so bad that drugs is their only...

00:55:01.000 That's true, too.

00:55:02.000 That's true, too.

00:55:04.000 That's instant happiness.

00:55:05.000 That's true.

00:55:06.000 You know what's so funny?

00:55:08.000 I think a lot of people assume that most of the homeless people on the street are homeless because they had a drug problem.

00:55:17.000 But it's usually the other way around.

00:55:18.000 They usually are fine when they hit the street.

00:55:21.000 They start using drugs.

00:55:22.000 Because, like, what else the fuck are you going to do?

00:55:24.000 Where else are you going to get happiness from?

00:55:25.000 You're not warm.

00:55:27.000 You're not safe.

00:55:28.000 Well, there's probably a bunch of different scenarios there, but a lot of it has to do with drug use.

00:55:32.000 And a lot of it has to do with self-medicating.

00:55:35.000 A lot of those people are just, like, severely mentally ill and really should be in some sort of an institution.

00:55:39.000 People are never going to stop getting high.

00:55:42.000 No, they're not going to.

00:55:44.000 I'm smoking a cigar right now.

00:55:45.000 And I don't know what the solution is, oh, just legalize everything.

00:55:50.000 I don't know that either.

00:55:51.000 I would have said that five years ago, but...

00:55:54.000 And maybe that is the ultimate solution, but the way it's implemented...

00:55:59.000 Because I think they tried that in Seattle or Portland or somewhere.

00:56:02.000 Yeah, they had to stop it.

00:56:03.000 Yeah, and so it's like...

00:56:04.000 But they also just went from what we're doing now to just...

00:56:07.000 Everything's legal.

00:56:08.000 Yeah, yeah, but they also, it's Portland.

00:56:10.000 They're ridiculous.

00:56:12.000 Those people are ridiculous.

00:56:13.000 That was Seattle, right?

00:56:15.000 No.

00:56:16.000 Was it Portland or Seattle?

00:56:17.000 Which one was it?

00:56:18.000 It was Oregon that legalized everything, right?

00:56:21.000 Yeah, I think you're right.

00:56:22.000 I think it was Oregon.

00:56:22.000 Yeah, it was Oregon.

00:56:23.000 So it was Portland.

00:56:24.000 Portland's ridiculous.

00:56:25.000 They're ridiculous.

00:56:26.000 So if you just say you can just do drugs wherever you want, just do whatever you want, everything's legal now, everyone's just going to be brazen about it.

00:56:33.000 You've got a culture that was demonized for so long, and you have a culture of mental illness where people are looking for something to get them out of this rut that they're in, and the only thing that makes them feel good is fentanyl or oxycodone or whatever the fuck they're taking.

00:56:50.000 Whatever that shit that makes you lean over.

00:56:52.000 What's that stuff?

00:56:53.000 It's a lot of shit to do that.

00:56:54.000 The stuff that, well, they're doing yoga in the street.

00:56:57.000 Trank.

00:56:59.000 Whatever the fuck they're doing, these people, they're trying to escape, right?

00:57:04.000 And the idea that you just, like, leave them, they're obviously, like, severely mentally ill.

00:57:08.000 Like, if we spend money on people with illness, why don't we spend money on people with mental illness? 0.96

00:57:13.000 It seems like if you want to support Medicaid, shouldn't you support, like, mass...

00:57:20.000 Medical assistance to most of these people?

00:57:23.000 Because a lot of them are probably severely mentally ill and unmedicated.

00:57:27.000 And maybe they can be helped.

00:57:29.000 Maybe someone can take them into an institution.

00:57:31.000 There's somebody calling you a socialist right now in the comments.

00:57:33.000 I am in a lot of ways.

00:57:35.000 I am.

00:57:35.000 With some things.

00:57:37.000 Like the fire department.

00:57:38.000 I think the fire department is a very socialist idea.

00:57:41.000 We're all going to put our money into this.

00:57:44.000 This one group of people that's going to act in the best interest of the entire community and put out fires everywhere, regardless of who's got money or doesn't.

00:57:51.000 Like, if you're a poor person and you live on this block and your house catches on fire, they don't say, we're not going to put that fire out.

00:57:56.000 We're only going to put the big guys fire out. 0.75

00:57:58.000 No, the fucking house gets on fire.

00:58:00.000 Everybody...

00:58:01.000 That fire needs to get put out so the fire people move.

00:58:04.000 You spend your tax dollars on that.

00:58:06.000 See, that's how I feel about health care.

00:58:08.000 It's true.

00:58:09.000 That's a good way to look at it.

00:58:10.000 Imagine if the fire department could deny you when your house was burning.

00:58:13.000 See, the problem is they're already making so much money doing it the way they're doing it now.

00:58:17.000 And they've got a really good system.

00:58:18.000 If I was a business person involved in that system, not just a human being with ethics and morals, I would say this is the way to do it because this is the way we're going to make the most money.

00:58:28.000 Yeah.

00:58:29.000 But people are tired of it.

00:58:31.000 That's why people were cheering when that guy got shot, which is kind of fucked up.

00:58:35.000 Here's the truth of the matter.

00:58:36.000 Some shit just can't be for profit.

00:58:38.000 If we want it to be for the best, some stuff can't be for profit.

00:58:42.000 The thing about that guy shooting that person that's the most disturbing wasn't just that a lot of people cheered for it, but the most disturbing was that people weren't mad.

00:58:53.000 They weren't outraged.

00:58:54.000 They didn't treat it like a regular assassination.

00:58:55.000 It was like an assassination where he deserved it.

00:58:59.000 It didn't seem like a bad...

00:59:00.000 Even though people are like, that was horrible.

00:59:02.000 It didn't seem like as bad a thing as if someone shot John Lennon.

00:59:07.000 Not even a famous person.

00:59:09.000 If someone just randomly shot some executive as he was walking out.

00:59:15.000 You know how I reacted?

00:59:16.000 The same way when they got Osama Bin Laden.

00:59:18.000 I was like, it's the same to me.

00:59:21.000 Really?

00:59:23.000 You feel like that insurance guy was Osama Bin Laden?

00:59:25.000 No, but I mean, they both...

00:59:28.000 They both are indirectly responsible for the death of how many Americans?

00:59:34.000 Except he was doing it for profit.

00:59:35.000 Osama was doing it for the love of the game or whatever.

00:59:38.000 I do think it's a corporate capture issue.

00:59:40.000 Because I think the culture of the corporation is to make as much money as possible and deny more people than the other insurance companies do.

00:59:48.000 They had a higher rate of denying.

00:59:51.000 You can't let people's grandmas die.

00:59:54.000 Let them stay in pain and expect them to have empathy for you.

00:59:57.000 Did you ever see that one video?

00:59:58.000 I think we played it on the podcast where this woman talked about how she made a decision to deny someone care that they definitely needed and she was thanked by the company and then the guy wound up dying and she knows that she could have given him the life-saving care.

01:00:15.000 She could have approved it.

01:00:16.000 And she was rewarded for not approving it.

01:00:18.000 They were like, you did the right thing.

01:00:20.000 So that's like the culture.

01:00:21.000 It's not about...

01:00:23.000 See what we were talking about earlier?

01:00:25.000 It's not really about healthcare.

01:00:26.000 Healthcare is the arena in which they're playing their game.

01:00:30.000 But the real game is the people behind the scenes that are trying to make money.

01:00:33.000 Especially if you're doing something that is not...

01:00:36.000 It doesn't give you a lot of meaning to deny people healthcare.

01:00:41.000 It doesn't give you a lot of meaning.

01:00:43.000 You don't feel like you have a meaningful life.

01:00:45.000 So those people guarantee you...

01:00:48.000 They get addicted to material stuff.

01:00:50.000 They get addicted to getting a nice Rolex.

01:00:52.000 I want to get the newest Rolex.

01:00:54.000 I want to get a fucking Ferrari.

01:00:56.000 And you also got to switch up your whole ethic.

01:01:01.000 Yep, yep.

01:01:02.000 And you got to somehow or another placate yourself, whether it's with drugs or with buying a new purse, something.

01:01:07.000 You need new stuff.

01:01:09.000 You're not going to live in a fucking log hut in the woods if you're living like that.

01:01:14.000 You're not going to be interested in starting your own fire and reading books by candlelight.

01:01:18.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

01:01:19.000 You're doing cocaine and you're trying to buy a house.

01:01:22.000 And you're surrounded by people that, like, they're impressed by the shit you're doing, too.

01:01:27.000 And they're probably all medicated.

01:01:29.000 Everybody's on probably something that allows them to not freak out all the time.

01:01:34.000 Some sort of anti-anxiety medication because of what they're doing.

01:01:37.000 And then they don't feel fulfilled in life, you know?

01:01:41.000 You don't feel like that's a good relationship between you and the way you make money and the way you interact with people?

01:01:49.000 No, I don't think they feel guilty.

01:01:50.000 I mean, some people might feel guilty afterwards.

01:01:52.000 I don't think they feel bad.

01:01:54.000 I think they're medicated.

01:01:55.000 I bet.

01:01:56.000 Yeah, I bet you have anxiety when you're doing stuff like that.

01:01:59.000 You probably need an SSRI. You probably need a little something.

01:02:02.000 But it's like the easiest person to lie to is yourself.

01:02:05.000 So it's like, you probably feel like shit, you get that first paycheck, and you start twisting shit so you could justify it.

01:02:10.000 Like, well, you know, somebody would do this.

01:02:12.000 And you also realize, hey, the rest of the public, they don't know.

01:02:15.000 They don't know.

01:02:15.000 That's just the insurance business.

01:02:17.000 That's the business.

01:02:19.000 This is standard.

01:02:21.000 Standard is a word they use a lot when they're trying to fuck you. 0.55

01:02:24.000 People looked at it very differently than someone just shooting some other person.

01:02:28.000 They almost looked at it like he deserved it.

01:02:30.000 And it wasn't bipartisan, that's what I mean.

01:02:32.000 That was the...

01:02:34.000 Wildest thing about the whole thing.

01:02:35.000 It was like, you couldn't tell by any other information from anybody how they felt about it.

01:02:41.000 I just felt nothing, honestly.

01:02:42.000 It was weird, too, because it gave a lot of liberal grifters the opportunity to celebrate someone getting shot and murdered violently, which should be the complete opposite of the way they view violent crime.

01:02:58.000 They should think of violence as being the last resort.

01:03:02.000 Violence is abhorrent.

01:03:03.000 Violence is not a part of a civilized society.

01:03:05.000 We want kindness and compassion and we want people to be able to live their life.

01:03:10.000 You don't want violent murders on the street if you're a progressive.

01:03:15.000 But a lot of progressives were cheering when this guy got murdered.

01:03:20.000 Which just shows how many grifters and hypocrites there are.

01:03:24.000 Because for me, it just depends on who got murdered.

01:03:27.000 I'm not rooting for a murderer.

01:03:30.000 But if certain people die, I'm like, well, you know.

01:03:32.000 Well, I don't even know what this guy's relationship to that guy was.

01:03:37.000 I don't know why he wanted to kill him specifically.

01:03:40.000 And they haven't said specifically.

01:03:41.000 I mean, there's a lot of speculation about was it a family member or, like, he had a back surgery that screwed him up.

01:03:48.000 But, like I said, I only get the news that, like, rises.

01:03:52.000 That's like forced in my face because I don't watch any of the channels.

01:03:56.000 To me, it's different than like, let's say, some Iraq war veteran assassinated Dick Cheney.

01:04:05.000 Like, that to me makes more sense.

01:04:10.000 That one makes more sense.

01:04:12.000 Here's a guy who knows that this guy engineered this thing where they lied about weapons of mass destruction, led us into a war that ultimately wind up killing who knows how many people.

01:04:23.000 But I think Dick Cheney would have got a better reaction than this guy.

01:04:28.000 You think people would have been sad that Dick Cheney got shot?

01:04:31.000 Well, they would have thought it's very dangerous because whenever a vice president gets shot, everybody feels vulnerable.

01:04:36.000 I think that's something that you can partisanize.

01:04:38.000 Partisanize a word?

01:04:40.000 I think it's something you can make partisan.

01:04:43.000 But like I said, this was special.

01:04:45.000 That's what's special about this is...

01:04:47.000 Everybody got fucked over by interest.

01:04:48.000 Everybody got fucked over.

01:04:49.000 So there's people that love Dick Cheney, or there's people that still hold those politics from back then.

01:04:53.000 I don't know if anybody loved Dick Cheney.

01:04:56.000 That's why it was really crazy when Dick Cheney endorsed Kamala, and they were all like, yeah, like, what?

01:05:00.000 That guy?

01:05:01.000 What?

01:05:02.000 You forgot?

01:05:03.000 Yeah, but I just mean, I don't think he is as hated as...

01:05:08.000 I mean, the truth is, nobody knew that CEO's name before this, but...

01:05:14.000 The whole business is hated.

01:05:16.000 He became the face of that.

01:05:19.000 It's definitely apolitical.

01:05:24.000 I don't know a single person that hasn't had an issue with health insurance.

01:05:29.000 Yeah.

01:05:31.000 Well...

01:05:31.000 Again, it's a business.

01:05:32.000 It's a business designed to make money.

01:05:34.000 And all of them want to make, I mean, they have an obligation.

01:05:37.000 They need to make more money next quarter.

01:05:39.000 What can we do?

01:05:40.000 What can we do?

01:05:41.000 They start denying people.

01:05:42.000 And if you're using AI, like, specifically to deny people, like, let's make this more efficient.

01:05:49.000 Is that what's happening now?

01:05:50.000 I don't know if that's true, but I've read it.

01:05:52.000 I've read it that some insurance companies are using AI to deny more claims than ever.

01:05:56.000 See if that's true.

01:05:58.000 I wouldn't be shocked.

01:05:59.000 Would you be shocked?

01:06:00.000 If you're a company and you're trying to make the most money and you find out that there's software that will allow you to make more money and all you care about is making money, you're not really caring about health care.

01:06:09.000 You don't want people to feel...

01:06:10.000 If you did, you'd say, we should all make less money and give out more money to these people.

01:06:14.000 We could, you know, accept more claims and we would have a much healthier world and we would feel better karmically, right?

01:06:22.000 Wouldn't that be nice if they thought like that?

01:06:25.000 You'd have to own the company.

01:06:27.000 You'd have to be like a guru, like a really calm, peaceful guru, and you would own the company and just have an ethical insurance company and not give anybody's stake in it.

01:06:34.000 Don't let anybody try to juice the system because they want to make more money.

01:06:38.000 Oh, like not a public company.

01:06:41.000 Exactly.

01:06:42.000 Stay private.

01:06:43.000 Stay private.

01:06:44.000 Yeah, but don't you think the type of person that would even want to make an insurance company...

01:06:47.000 I think you would have to be a certain type.

01:06:50.000 I should profit from suffering somehow.

01:06:54.000 Well, you're gambling, right?

01:06:55.000 You're gambling that something doesn't happen to you that's more expensive than all the payments you give me every month for 10 years.

01:07:01.000 Because I think if you start heading in that direction of ethical health care, eventually you're going to arrive at it.

01:07:06.000 There shouldn't be health insurance.

01:07:08.000 It should just cost what it costs.

01:07:10.000 Well, it should probably be the same way we treat the fire department.

01:07:13.000 But if we're going to do that and people say, what about all these people that are obese?

01:07:17.000 What about all these people that are eating bad food?

01:07:19.000 Yeah.

01:07:19.000 We've got to educate our society.

01:07:21.000 We have to think of ourselves as a community, as a collective community, educate ourselves, and healthcare should be something that's paid for by the government.

01:07:30.000 Insurance companies use artificial intelligence to automatically deny claims, which you can raise concerns about bias and inaccuracies.

01:07:37.000 Which can raise concerns about bias and inaccuracies.

01:07:40.000 If your claim is denied by AI, you can take steps to understand your rights and challenge the denial.

01:07:45.000 Keep records.

01:07:47.000 Document all correspondence with your insurer, including denial letters and any communication about AI. A lawyer can help you understand your rights and determine if the denial was made in bad faith.

01:07:57.000 Like, you're fucked.

01:07:59.000 Yeah, for most people, especially people that work all day and you're dealing with this shit, you're fucked.

01:08:03.000 I think this is in California.

01:08:06.000 Landmark law prohibits health insurance companies from using AI to deny healthcare coverage.

01:08:10.000 All right.

01:08:11.000 That's great.

01:08:12.000 Especially like using it specifically to deny.

01:08:15.000 So that's California.

01:08:16.000 That's great law.

01:08:16.000 The whole country should adopt that.

01:08:18.000 Using AI to deny.

01:08:19.000 Yeah.

01:08:20.000 I really think that the problem is that there's been a long history of profit for healthcare and that they go into it to profit.

01:08:29.000 And the real problem with that is you want, but you also want the best surgeons.

01:08:35.000 You want the best doctors, and they have to be motivated.

01:08:38.000 And most of them are motivated both by excelling in their practice and also by material possessions that reward them.

01:08:47.000 Doctors always have a Porsche.

01:08:49.000 Doctors have a Mercedes.

01:08:50.000 Doctors have a nice house. 0.96

01:08:51.000 You should be a doctor, Brian.

01:08:53.000 You should be a nice doctor.

01:08:55.000 Doctors make a lot of money.

01:08:56.000 But they also have a fuckload of bills, and they have a fuckload of insurance.

01:09:00.000 The problem with them is liability insurance.

01:09:05.000 Like, liability insurance for malpractice insurance for doctors is crazy expensive.

01:09:11.000 But don't doctors still make good money in countries?

01:09:13.000 They do, but they're constantly moving people in and out of their office because they got a fucking heavy nut to cover every month.

01:09:20.000 Yes, UnitedHealth is facing multiple class-action lawsuits over its use of algorithms, its investment practices, and its treatment of patients.

01:09:29.000 Algorithm used claim processing.

01:09:31.000 UnitedHealth is facing a class-action lawsuit over the algorithm it uses to process claims.

01:09:37.000 Yeah.

01:09:39.000 Yeah, monsters.

01:09:41.000 Monsters.

01:09:42.000 But this is also because we've set up a system of profit.

01:09:45.000 Now imagine if that system of profit existed for the fire department.

01:09:49.000 Imagine if you had to pay fire department fees every month.

01:09:52.000 And if you didn't and your house burned, they go, hey, Brian, we just checked and you don't have fire coverage.

01:09:56.000 And so now you're fucked. 0.86

01:09:58.000 That sounds crazy.

01:10:00.000 That's crazy, right?

01:10:01.000 Yeah.

01:10:02.000 I mean, I haven't seen it happen.

01:10:03.000 So we agree that the fire department should be kind of a socialist organization.

01:10:08.000 Yeah.

01:10:08.000 Okay.

01:10:09.000 Why not health care?

01:10:10.000 Yeah, that's how I feel.

01:10:12.000 But then the problem is, you know, Dr. fucking Grossman, he wants a Ferrari.

01:10:17.000 He's the baddest motherfucker for fixing knees.

01:10:20.000 He fixes everybody's knees on the Lakers.

01:10:22.000 He wants some money.

01:10:23.000 Give him a Ferrari.

01:10:24.000 He's the best!

01:10:25.000 Yeah, but the problem with that is, like, how much does everybody get paid?

01:10:31.000 Does the government just pay everybody the same way they're getting paid now?

01:10:35.000 Or does it become like a government job, like, you know...

01:10:39.000 Like, you're a state-appointed defense attorney.

01:10:43.000 It becomes like the NFL. You know what I mean?

01:10:44.000 Like, not as motivated as some, like, super high-powered defense attorney that, you know, handles huge cases and knows the law inside.

01:10:51.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:10:53.000 It's like, who's going to fix you now?

01:10:55.000 Because, like, my friends in Canada, they say, yeah, health care is free.

01:10:58.000 But, like, one of my friends, she had to wait, my friend Jen, she had to wait, like, a year plus to get an ACL surgery.

01:11:05.000 And it's all fucked up still.

01:11:06.000 So for this ACL surgery, she's waiting a whole year to get her knee fixed. 0.98

01:11:11.000 I hope I'm not speaking out of school.

01:11:13.000 I'm pretty sure it was close to a year.

01:11:15.000 And so she's got a bad knee for a year.

01:11:18.000 Whereas, like, in America, you're supposed to be able to go to the doctor.

01:11:21.000 The doctor says your health care is covered.

01:11:22.000 Oh, yep, you definitely tore your ACL, Brian.

01:11:24.000 Okay, well, good news is you're covered.

01:11:26.000 You know, you have a deductible, but this is your deductible.

01:11:28.000 Okay, we can schedule you for February 16th.

01:11:31.000 This is what we need you to do.

01:11:33.000 No aspirin, no this, no that.

01:11:35.000 You know, don't eat within eight hours you get here because you're going to go under.

01:11:38.000 They tell you they prep you for surgery.

01:11:40.000 Or they tell you all of that, and then they go, oh, actually, you're not covered.

01:11:44.000 Because you didn't tell us about this thing from...

01:11:46.000 Yeah.

01:11:47.000 Okay, well I still need the surgery and I don't have $50,000.

01:11:52.000 Right.

01:11:53.000 That's the shitty part.

01:11:54.000 Yeah, because there's some people that are healthy and they take care of themselves and they pay their insurance and then they get a tumor or something unforeseen.

01:12:03.000 Yes.

01:12:04.000 100%.

01:12:05.000 And they're completely fucked.

01:12:06.000 They're completely fucked.

01:12:07.000 And it's like, that shouldn't be possible.

01:12:08.000 Well, how about this fire insurance deal in California?

01:12:11.000 What happened?

01:12:13.000 A giant percentage of those people that lost their homes in that fire, they didn't have insurance.

01:12:18.000 These insurance companies pulled out a fire coverage.

01:12:22.000 Oh, bro, did you also know there's fucking, there's fires, the same thing's happening in South America and Africa.

01:12:29.000 Really?

01:12:30.000 Yeah, just whole places burning the fuck down.

01:12:33.000 I'm shocked that I'm not hearing more about that.

01:12:37.000 Here's the thing about the fires.

01:12:39.000 There's satellite video.

01:12:41.000 Of those fires, all three of them starting at the same time.

01:12:45.000 You ever seen it?

01:12:46.000 No.

01:12:47.000 It's super suspicious.

01:12:50.000 Super, super suspicious.

01:12:52.000 There's satellite footage of all the three fires starting at the same time.

01:12:56.000 Simultaneously.

01:12:57.000 Yeah.

01:12:58.000 You want to see it?

01:12:59.000 Yeah.

01:12:59.000 You need to see it because it's so creepy.

01:13:01.000 I think it was arson.

01:13:02.000 I think somebody did it.

01:13:03.000 Whether it was a schizophrenic person, a firebug. 0.99

01:13:07.000 There's a lot of those people that are firebugs, man.

01:13:09.000 There's people that are like actual arsonists.

01:13:12.000 And when you get into the conditions that happen in the Santa Ana winds when California's dry, like you remember when it was.

01:13:18.000 You were there in 2018 with that big crazy fire, right?

01:13:21.000 Did you see any of that on the 405?

01:13:23.000 Yeah.

01:13:24.000 It was insane.

01:13:25.000 Yeah.

01:13:26.000 And I remember there being a big one probably like 2000. 7-2 or 2008?

01:13:32.000 The thing is, it doesn't have to be some crazy conspiracy.

01:13:35.000 People think it's a conspiracy, a land grab, this whole thing.

01:13:37.000 Maybe.

01:13:38.000 Maybe.

01:13:39.000 But also, people start fires.

01:13:41.000 It's a known crime.

01:13:43.000 In fact, one of the people that they arrested, he had a fake fire truck.

01:13:47.000 So this dude was a known arsonist, I believe from Oregon.

01:13:52.000 He bought a fire truck with a fireman's outfit and was going into these areas.

01:13:59.000 That's actually hilarious.

01:14:00.000 And he's an arsonist.

01:14:03.000 So he's probably starting fires.

01:14:05.000 He's an arsonist with a fire truck.

01:14:06.000 How crazy is that?

01:14:07.000 But some people are just out of their fucking minds, man.

01:14:10.000 Including a lot of firemen.

01:14:12.000 That's a problem with firemen. 0.92

01:14:14.000 There's been firemen who have started fires.

01:14:17.000 But it's wild that you...

01:14:19.000 I feel like if you go to prison for arson...

01:14:22.000 Like, you purposely burnish it.

01:14:23.000 If they let you out, they should at least track you like they track pedos.

01:14:26.000 Well, you've killed a lot of people.

01:14:29.000 Like, if one of these, if someone, a human being, was caught that definitely lit these three fires that appear simultaneously...

01:14:36.000 If a human being did that, they're responsible for I don't know how many deaths.

01:14:39.000 How many people died?

01:14:40.000 I think it's 25 or something like that.

01:14:42.000 25 burned alive.

01:14:44.000 How much damage?

01:14:45.000 How many people are going to die later?

01:14:46.000 The damage?

01:14:47.000 Sure.

01:14:47.000 Like, you're in jail for the rest of your life for everything.

01:14:49.000 For the damage.

01:14:50.000 You're in jail for the rest of your life.

01:14:51.000 You owe $350 billion and counting.

01:14:57.000 It's $350 billion of damage.

01:15:01.000 And then Altadena's gone.

01:15:02.000 And aren't they still having the Grammys or whatever?

01:15:04.000 I don't know.

01:15:05.000 They probably are.

01:15:06.000 Well, we did the UFC there.

01:15:07.000 We did the UFC like in the middle of the fires.

01:15:10.000 Oh, wow.

01:15:10.000 I didn't think we were going to do it.

01:15:11.000 I was like, are we going to do it here?

01:15:13.000 And Dana was like, we're going to do it.

01:15:15.000 The Clippers are going to play there on, I forget what day, but earlier in the week.

01:15:18.000 And if the Clippers play, we're going to do it.

01:15:20.000 Otherwise, they were going to do Vegas.

01:15:21.000 They were just going to move everybody to Vegas.

01:15:23.000 If it got worse.

01:15:25.000 Because they keep starting.

01:15:27.000 New ones start.

01:15:28.000 Oh, there's not over?

01:15:28.000 No.

01:15:29.000 There's one that's up in Santa Clarita.

01:15:31.000 Somebody started one up there or something started one up there.

01:15:35.000 The 2018 they know was an accident because they know there was a part, the part that cost one dollar.

01:15:40.000 That one part failed and it started a fire.

01:15:44.000 A one dollar part.

01:15:46.000 Yeah, I think we're going to see more and more of this.

01:15:49.000 Well, they have to fix it.

01:15:50.000 They have to fix it.

01:15:51.000 You have to clean up the brush.

01:15:52.000 You have to do what they did with the water where they opened up the water from the north to come flow freely down to the south and not divert it into the Pacific Ocean.

01:16:01.000 To fill up the reservoir that you had that was 11 million gallons that was empty, you fucking psychos.

01:16:06.000 Like, what are you doing?

01:16:07.000 You clearly...

01:16:09.000 Haven't taken the right steps if that can happen.

01:16:11.000 It can be at least mitigated.

01:16:14.000 You're always going to have those crazy wins.

01:16:16.000 You're always going to have arsonists.

01:16:18.000 You're always going to have things that fuck up where something starts a fire accidentally.

01:16:22.000 Don't they do all that shit every year?

01:16:23.000 Don't they do like controlled burns and all that stuff every year?

01:16:26.000 Fact check old satellite footage falsely linked to 2025 LA wildfires.

01:16:32.000 So what is that video of three fires starting simultaneously?

01:16:35.000 Because people were saying it was the California fires.

01:16:40.000 Is this the video?

01:16:40.000 I don't know.

01:16:41.000 This is just a picture, but this is from 2024's fires.

01:16:46.000 These fires are in a different spot than the ones that just happened.

01:16:49.000 So I don't know if that's the one.

01:16:52.000 It's hard to say.

01:16:53.000 This is the caption from the post.

01:16:55.000 So it's miscaptioned.

01:16:56.000 So it's not true.

01:16:57.000 What about the one where it shows a person starting the fire?

01:17:00.000 Because there is one video where they think that they have an image, an actual image of a guy starting a fire.

01:17:07.000 I think it was a person near it, but I'll double check.

01:17:09.000 Whoops, just happened to be near it with a blowtorch.

01:17:11.000 How about that guy?

01:17:12.000 They caught that one guy?

01:17:14.000 And he's like, I was just lighting my joint.

01:17:15.000 He had a blowtorch in his hand.

01:17:17.000 And they made it like a citizen's arrest.

01:17:20.000 Yeah, but he might have been telling the truth.

01:17:22.000 Nope.

01:17:22.000 Dude had been arrested like eight times.

01:17:24.000 He had vandalism, all kinds of shit on his resume.

01:17:28.000 Violent crimes, I believe.

01:17:29.000 That don't mean he was lying.

01:17:31.000 Well, he was running around in a fire with a blowtorch.

01:17:33.000 Hey, bro, put that down.

01:17:35.000 How you gonna light your shit?

01:17:37.000 A lighter?

01:17:38.000 He said he couldn't afford a lighter.

01:17:42.000 Bitch, a lighter is a quarter. 1.00

01:17:43.000 Yeah, that's wild.

01:17:44.000 I mean, it's wild just to carry a blowtorch around.

01:17:46.000 How much is a lighter?

01:17:46.000 How much is one of them little Bic lighters?

01:17:48.000 A dollar?

01:17:49.000 Is that a dollar?

01:17:50.000 Yeah, like a dollar.

01:17:51.000 Maybe it's probably a dollar twenty-something.

01:17:52.000 See, if it's made in America, it's going to cost more.

01:17:55.000 All right?

01:17:56.000 Yeah.

01:17:56.000 Otherwise, China's going to chop off our fucking supply of Bix.

01:18:00.000 Who makes Bix? 1.00

01:18:02.000 Am I guessing?

01:18:03.000 See, in my head, I was thinking like...

01:18:05.000 You're in the house.

01:18:06.000 You can't find the lighter.

01:18:07.000 So you're like, I got a torch.

01:18:08.000 I'm going to just use that.

01:18:09.000 But you're saying he was like walking around outside.

01:18:12.000 They found him out where the fires were with a blowtorch.

01:18:14.000 And he said it was empty.

01:18:16.000 He said, Google, it's empty.

01:18:17.000 Even if you're telling the truth, your stupid ass deserves just the inconvenience.

01:18:22.000 Yeah, he was a criminal.

01:18:25.000 What was I just going to ask you to Google?

01:18:26.000 I'm trying to find a picture of a satellite of a person near the fire when it started.

01:18:34.000 Huberman filmed people starting fires.

01:18:36.000 Andrew Huberman.

01:18:37.000 He was driving down the street and he caught these guys starting a fire and filmed it, put it on his phone.

01:18:42.000 It's like people are starting fires here.

01:18:44.000 Because you got all these homeless people and crazy people and people that want to burn it all down, man.

01:18:49.000 And while the fire is going on, they feel like, fuck it, man.

01:18:52.000 Let's help this fucking fire. 0.65

01:18:54.000 Fuck these rich people.

01:18:55.000 I mean, it's the Palisades.

01:18:57.000 They're like the richest people in all of L.A. You think that's their motivations?

01:19:03.000 Yeah, I think a lot of that for the arsonists.

01:19:05.000 I think it's a lot of it is like, fuck society, my life sucks.

01:19:08.000 I think a lot of people just, there's crazy people like the guy from Oregon that are almost like amateur firefighters, amateur arsonists.

01:19:17.000 That's their side project.

01:19:19.000 Did you see Chappelle talk about it on his SNL monologue?

01:19:21.000 I didn't.

01:19:22.000 Man, it's the best one ever.

01:19:23.000 Yeah.

01:19:24.000 Easy.

01:19:25.000 I know, I need to sit down and watch it.

01:19:27.000 Everybody tells me it's awesome.

01:19:28.000 It's the best monologue I've ever seen on SNL. Well, he talked about Palestine. 0.98

01:19:33.000 He compares Palestine to...

01:19:34.000 Yeah, he pretty much went through all the major things that's going on.

01:19:39.000 The Palestine thing is nuts. 1.00

01:19:41.000 I watched a video yesterday of Gaza, and I don't know if you've seen flyover drone footage of what it looks like now.

01:19:47.000 Nope.

01:19:49.000 You want to see it?

01:19:50.000 Yeah, let's see it.

01:19:50.000 Or do you want to live your life with rose-colored glasses?

01:19:52.000 No, I want to see it.

01:19:54.000 Because like I said, I never see shit like this.

01:19:56.000 It's crazy.

01:19:56.000 You shouldn't go looking for it.

01:19:58.000 Good.

01:19:58.000 I won't send it to you anymore.

01:20:01.000 No, I don't mind how people send me the news, but I just don't actively go seek it out.

01:20:04.000 This is so depressing.

01:20:05.000 Because I'm like, if it's something I need to know, somebody will tell me about it.

01:20:09.000 There's a lot of before and after videos where they show someone driving down a road before and they show what it all looks like now.

01:20:17.000 It's like the city doesn't exist anymore.

01:20:20.000 It's like if way bigger than downtown Austin wiped off the map.

01:20:26.000 Look at this.

01:20:29.000 This is crazy.

01:20:32.000 So this is flying drone footage over Gaza City, and it's just everything's destroyed.

01:20:38.000 Everything's destroyed.

01:20:40.000 It's like a, like a nuke went off.

01:20:42.000 Look at this.

01:20:43.000 From the sky, when you look at it, like, as far as the eye can see, just destruction.

01:20:49.000 Everything's got a missile hole in it.

01:20:51.000 Everything's collapsed.

01:20:52.000 Everything's fucked up.

01:20:53.000 Every now and then, like, one house or one building in between is untouched.

01:20:56.000 But most of it is fucking destroyed.

01:20:58.000 If I was the guy who lived next door to that house that's perfect, I'd be like, who did you pay, motherfucker?

01:21:04.000 Right?

01:21:04.000 He doesn't even get blown up once.

01:21:05.000 I mean, this is crazy.

01:21:07.000 Crazy.

01:21:09.000 And this is right now.

01:21:11.000 Right now.

01:21:12.000 And somehow we're being fed that this is the only way to do this.

01:21:19.000 And that somehow I know this is acceptable to get rid of Hamas, just to completely annihilate everybody. 0.96

01:21:24.000 I mean, the number of people that are dead now is off the charts.

01:21:29.000 They don't even know how many.

01:21:30.000 Bro, this looks insane.

01:21:32.000 Insane.

01:21:33.000 Insane.

01:21:34.000 It's insane.

01:21:35.000 And it's happening right now.

01:21:37.000 This is how it used to look?

01:21:39.000 Uh-huh.

01:21:40.000 This is what it used to look like.

01:21:41.000 Look at that.

01:21:42.000 Shops and cars.

01:21:44.000 And now it's just...

01:21:45.000 Just destroyed.

01:21:48.000 Everything destroyed.

01:21:49.000 They bombed the fuck out of everything.

01:21:51.000 Bro, this shit make you feel something.

01:21:53.000 Well, this is like...

01:21:54.000 This is never coming back.

01:21:56.000 Like, this is, like, they essentially, like, moved everybody out of there.

01:22:01.000 Like, who's going to stay there now?

01:22:03.000 What is all of this?

01:22:04.000 What is all of this?

01:22:06.000 What is that?

01:22:07.000 What is all of this?

01:22:07.000 Tents.

01:22:08.000 Tents where people have to, like, stay in tents.

01:22:10.000 And by the way, they might bomb those tents, too.

01:22:13.000 The whole thing is very scary, dude, because it's just at a level of destruction that's impossible to say.

01:22:22.000 That you support it.

01:22:23.000 It's like, this is insane.

01:22:24.000 These are human lives.

01:22:25.000 Like, how many people are dying here?

01:22:27.000 Is this the only way to do this?

01:22:29.000 Is this the only way to do this?

01:22:30.000 This seems crazy.

01:22:33.000 Yeah.

01:22:34.000 And how did you guys get to this point?

01:22:37.000 Damn.

01:22:37.000 See, man.

01:22:38.000 See, Joe, this is why I avoid the news.

01:22:41.000 It's because all the stupidest people I know are happy as shit.

01:22:45.000 So I'm like, I just need to know less.

01:22:48.000 And I can enjoy.

01:22:49.000 I think there's something to that.

01:22:51.000 But I think we kind of need to pay attention nowadays.

01:22:55.000 I think things are getting real weird.

01:22:57.000 Real weird.

01:22:59.000 Because you know what it is?

01:23:00.000 It's the death of truth.

01:23:01.000 It's hard to know what's true.

01:23:02.000 You hear something, it sounds true.

01:23:04.000 And then you hear something else, go, that's not true.

01:23:06.000 And then both can point you to links and studies.

01:23:10.000 And you're like, it's just stressful trying to figure out what's correct and what isn't.

01:23:15.000 Yeah, that's on purpose.

01:23:16.000 I know.

01:23:17.000 That's on purpose.

01:23:18.000 They're doing a real good job of confusing people.

01:23:22.000 And everybody thinks they're right.

01:23:25.000 Everybody thinks they're right, yeah.

01:23:26.000 And there's also a lot of stuff that's going on behind the scenes, like a lot of the way stories are amplified is to serve as a distraction from other things that are taking place at the same time.

01:23:38.000 Like, they love to do stuff like that, where they'll push out a story, like some inflammatory story.

01:23:43.000 Really, the design of that story is to get you distracted from other things that are going on simultaneously.

01:23:50.000 That's what I think a lot of this, when I think about the UFO stuff, I'm always like, man, if I wanted something to distract the shit out of people, this is a really good one.

01:24:00.000 Not saying that that's what they're doing, but it makes me...

01:24:02.000 Did you see the scientific discovery yesterday?

01:24:04.000 No, you were about to tell me at the beginning.

01:24:05.000 They found an asteroid.

01:24:11.000 Oh, I did see this.

01:24:12.000 And it had like...

01:24:13.000 Most of the ingredients for life.

01:24:16.000 Yes.

01:24:16.000 Like all the amino acids.

01:24:17.000 Not all of them, but like all but three.

01:24:20.000 And then all of, I forget what the big ass word this lady used. 1.00

01:24:24.000 But I think this was a theory before, but it's becoming more and more likely that life was seeded by an asteroid or something.

01:24:34.000 Yeah.

01:24:34.000 That's a theory called panspermia.

01:24:37.000 Panspermia.

01:24:38.000 Yeah.

01:24:39.000 And it also accounts for some things that don't fit in.

01:24:43.000 Like psilocybin mushrooms.

01:24:46.000 There's something very alien about them.

01:24:50.000 One of the things about spores is that spores can survive almost anything.

01:24:54.000 They can survive in a vacuum.

01:24:56.000 They can survive through space.

01:24:58.000 Spores are insanely durable.

01:25:00.000 If you have the potential for all of these amino acids and different minerals, and there was absolutely salt on that, right?

01:25:09.000 Wasn't there salt on that?

01:25:10.000 I don't know.

01:25:12.000 Let me see.

01:25:13.000 I think there was a bunch of different elements of life on that asteroid.

01:25:18.000 And why not spores?

01:25:21.000 And if, you know, some mushroom that grows on another planet where these human beings interact with nature through it, then it just lands here on Earth.

01:25:34.000 Did you find it?

01:25:35.000 Osiris Rex mission.

01:25:38.000 So they found amino acids, nucleotide bases, minerals from salt water, and more.

01:25:46.000 So that means it has all the building blocks of life, and it comes from salt water.

01:25:51.000 And a chunk of it comes flying off.

01:25:53.000 Isn't that nutty?

01:25:54.000 Like, that's how a lot of things...

01:25:56.000 They think that's, like, maybe how the water got here?

01:25:59.000 That's one of the theories.

01:26:00.000 Yeah, that, like, comets.

01:26:02.000 A comet, yeah.

01:26:03.000 That comets hit us, and that's where we got the water.

01:26:05.000 Is that a real theory still?

01:26:06.000 Because they change those.

01:26:08.000 You know, like, they look at them and they go, well, maybe.

01:26:12.000 Like, now they're wondering whether dark energy is real.

01:26:16.000 They think maybe time moves differently in between galaxies.

01:26:20.000 Like, they've got some, like, new theory.

01:26:22.000 Yeah, I've heard...

01:26:24.000 I think I heard Neil deGrasse Tyson talk about that recently.

01:26:26.000 All of it is like, what are you even saying?

01:26:29.000 Or that gravity is different in different places?

01:26:32.000 Something like that?

01:26:33.000 They think that gravity and space-time moves differently in the voids in between galaxies and planets.

01:26:43.000 Wait a minute.

01:26:43.000 Who's saying that?

01:26:44.000 Who's saying that?

01:26:45.000 Like, what are you saying?

01:26:46.000 I don't know.

01:26:46.000 Right.

01:26:48.000 That's what I'm saying, bro.

01:26:49.000 Are they thinking that's what accounts for the...

01:26:51.000 I just need to know less because it's breaking my brain.

01:26:54.000 That's why they're apart from each other.

01:26:56.000 It's not that dark energy is pushing them away from each other.

01:26:59.000 I don't know.

01:27:00.000 This is the theory of dark matter and dark energy.

01:27:03.000 It's like 90-something percent of the universe is this theory.

01:27:06.000 Right.

01:27:07.000 So what does that mean?

01:27:08.000 So if it's not that, then is 90 percent of the universe what?

01:27:11.000 It's like just space-time moving in a different way?

01:27:14.000 What happened?

01:27:15.000 Yeah.

01:27:15.000 I mean, science has been kind of killing it.

01:27:18.000 Well...

01:27:18.000 They've got some new tools now, like that James Webb telescope.

01:27:21.000 That thing's crazy.

01:27:23.000 Remember when I first told you about it hadn't launched yet?

01:27:25.000 And I was like, that's going to change everything.

01:27:26.000 Well, I remember Duncan told me something about it a long time ago.

01:27:30.000 He said they found something that they think is at least 22 billion years old.

01:27:37.000 They found some star cluster or something that they think is 22 billion years old.

01:27:42.000 So it throws the whole Big Bang thing into a tizzy.

01:27:44.000 Is he talking about the Methuselah star?

01:27:46.000 No.

01:27:47.000 That's interesting, too, because the Methuselah star is actually older somehow than the entire universe, which doesn't make any sense.

01:27:53.000 It's like 14 plus billion years old, so it's like a little bit older than what they think was the Big Bang.

01:27:58.000 But then didn't somebody recently, well, not recently, but didn't someone say that it's still within the...

01:28:05.000 Margin of error?

01:28:06.000 Yeah.

01:28:06.000 It's still within the margin.

01:28:07.000 The Methuselah star is.

01:28:08.000 But not this new discovery.

01:28:10.000 So the new discovery for the James Webb Telescope is they found galaxies that formed too quickly.

01:28:16.000 And they formed so long ago.

01:28:20.000 Like so far away because they could see bigger now.

01:28:24.000 That it's changing.

01:28:25.000 Like there's two things possible.

01:28:27.000 Maybe we were wrong about how quickly galaxies form.

01:28:30.000 Maybe they form way quicker.

01:28:31.000 Or maybe the universe is way older than we think it is.

01:28:35.000 So maybe the reason why these things exist, and then you could find them, and then although there's things that like blink in and that they exist at one point in time and don't exist anymore, they don't know what the fuck those are, these red lights, these red spots that they found in the universe, but they think that...

01:28:52.000 People are very reluctant to commit, right?

01:28:55.000 Because they don't really know.

01:28:56.000 But the potential is that the universe is not 14 or 13 point whatever billion years old, but maybe as old as 24 billion years old.

01:29:04.000 Or maybe...

01:29:05.000 The next time you come in here, I want to be in here the next time you have one of these motherfuckers. 1.00

01:29:10.000 These Lawrence Krausses.

01:29:11.000 You want to be in here with that?

01:29:13.000 Yeah!

01:29:13.000 Because I love...

01:29:14.000 I'm fascinated by this kind of shit.

01:29:16.000 The problem with two people talking is, like, I got to, like, lock in on these dudes.

01:29:20.000 I just want to listen.

01:29:21.000 Yeah, but I'd want you to chime in, too.

01:29:24.000 With some of these people, you have to have one-on-one.

01:29:27.000 Because even if I do two guests, everybody always has something cool to say, right?

01:29:33.000 And then someone else is talking, and it's hard.

01:29:36.000 It's hard to work it.

01:29:38.000 When you've got someone who's talking about something very esoteric, very difficult to grasp, they're talking about quantum physics.

01:29:46.000 They're trying to explain to you.

01:29:48.000 The the these the dynamics of these subatomic particles like what?

01:29:54.000 You need like one person just locked on every time I hear quantum physicists talk.

01:29:59.000 I never understand everything they say Bro, I barely understand a fraction of what they're talking about even when they talking about other shit Yeah.

01:30:09.000 They're operating on a different level.

01:30:11.000 Let Eric Weinstein try to give you a fucking recipe.

01:30:13.000 Oh, yeah.

01:30:15.000 Jesus Christ, man.

01:30:18.000 Weinstein's crazy smart in a spooky way.

01:30:20.000 I know, but he forgets how much smarter than...

01:30:23.000 Right.

01:30:24.000 He'll talk to you in a way that you're like, I don't even know what you're saying.

01:30:27.000 Yeah, but like, I don't have that degree, bro.

01:30:28.000 Yeah, well, he has a theory of everything.

01:30:31.000 I do not understand it at all.

01:30:33.000 I don't know how many people could follow it.

01:30:35.000 I don't understand it.

01:30:36.000 But that kind of person that would sit around and try to create a theory of everything, he's of the belief that potentially we're looking at US-made stuff that's like super advanced and that they've put a lid on it somehow.

01:30:50.000 But what would be the purpose of that?

01:30:52.000 Because I think if you develop something in secrecy, like they do all the time with like the stealth bomber, all these different things, even the Manhattan Project, you develop things in secrecy.

01:31:03.000 And then there comes a time where you test them, you use them, you have them, but then are you going to admit you have them?

01:31:10.000 Because then the enemy is going to infiltrate.

01:31:12.000 They're going to find out you have them.

01:31:13.000 There's espionage.

01:31:14.000 They're going to steal your information.

01:31:15.000 They've been doing that forever.

01:31:16.000 We talked about these back doors that China has and all our electronics, or potentially could have, right? 0.51

01:31:21.000 How many things are vulnerable because of AI now?

01:31:23.000 How many things are vulnerable because everything's attached to the internet?

01:31:26.000 How many things can be hacked?

01:31:27.000 Who fucking knows?

01:31:33.000 A very uniquely vulnerable position in terms of if someone did have that kind of technology that could take over AI systems, that could kill the power grid, that could fly things through the sky autonomously, that move at speeds that are impossible to imagine with conventional aircraft, and can really, like you said, park it over.

01:31:56.000 The White House.

01:31:57.000 Maybe part of what he's saying is true.

01:31:58.000 Maybe he really did write that.

01:32:00.000 Maybe someone wrote that and it's like some truth and some wacky shit to try to throw you off of the truth, which is also a strategy that gets used.

01:32:08.000 When you have something that's like a real conspiracy, you know what you do?

01:32:11.000 You attach it to a bunch of other shit like witchcraft, voodoo, fucking ghosts.

01:32:15.000 Attach it to stupid shit.

01:32:16.000 Make it sound crazy.

01:32:17.000 Make it sound crazy.

01:32:18.000 Yeah, these people came from...

01:32:20.000 Bigfoot is an interdimensional traveler who communicates with people telepathically.

01:32:26.000 Add some stuff to it that just makes it stupid, but inside of it have the truth.

01:32:31.000 They definitely do that. 0.88

01:32:32.000 They do that to make people's stories seem stupid when they go and tell them to the press.

01:32:37.000 Yeah, I mean, that's what I would do if it was in my interest to keep some kind of weird thing secret.

01:32:42.000 Tell people, you're just going to sound crazy?

01:32:45.000 Well, if you were, like, abducted by a UFO, you're going to sound crazy.

01:32:49.000 What are you going to do?

01:32:50.000 Like, you walk in the green room and you see me changing heads.

01:32:57.000 I turn around like, oh!

01:32:58.000 Have you been a robot this whole time?

01:33:00.000 Yeah, it's like, no one will leave you.

01:33:01.000 Yeah, the new alien Romulus.

01:33:04.000 Have you seen the new one?

01:33:06.000 Oh, yeah, it was great.

01:33:07.000 Actually, I saw it.

01:33:08.000 That was the first time I actually enjoyed one of those, I don't know, they call them 4D or D-Box.

01:33:16.000 They got the smoke and all that shit.

01:33:18.000 Oh, you went to one of those places?

01:33:20.000 I saw that movie, yeah.

01:33:21.000 Oh, that's a good move.

01:33:23.000 Yeah, and the thing is, it's not a consistent experience yet, but that was the best one I've had so far.

01:33:29.000 Especially when I realized you could turn the water off.

01:33:32.000 Because when the aliens spray, some of the shit get on you and shit.

01:33:36.000 It's like a spray from the ceiling.

01:33:38.000 And I was like, you know, I'm having a good time.

01:33:40.000 But I don't want to get wet.

01:33:41.000 But can I turn this fucking water off?

01:33:42.000 But you can.

01:33:44.000 I just didn't realize it for way too long.

01:33:45.000 It was the first of these alien movies since the original that captured the spirit of the original one.

01:33:50.000 Like the fear of going through the corridors, not knowing where that thing is, it hunting you, the way it got to those people.

01:33:57.000 That was a good Alien movie.

01:33:59.000 I think that was the best Alien movie since Alien 1. I think.

01:34:05.000 Alien 2 was like that, though.

01:34:07.000 Yeah, but Alien 2, they were too easy to kill.

01:34:09.000 I didn't like how they could just gun them down.

01:34:11.000 But you're right.

01:34:12.000 It was the same sort of...

01:34:13.000 I don't know.

01:34:14.000 Prometheus was kind of the same kind of spirit, too.

01:34:16.000 Prometheus was pretty good.

01:34:18.000 Covenant was better.

01:34:19.000 I liked Covenant.

01:34:20.000 Covenant was really good.

01:34:21.000 Michael Fassbender, he's the shit.

01:34:23.000 I didn't like Prometheus until the second time I watched it.

01:34:25.000 Oh, yeah?

01:34:27.000 Yeah, because it wasn't what I was expecting, you know?

01:34:30.000 But once I saw it like on its own merit...

01:34:34.000 I think Covenant's better.

01:34:36.000 Prometheus is pretty good, but you know, they had this story to tell about like seeding DNA and fucking the operators.

01:34:42.000 Yeah, Covenant was the one where they landed.

01:34:45.000 Yeah.

01:34:46.000 Okay, yeah, that was great.

01:34:47.000 The other one was the actual human-like aliens and their planet and they have some war and they all die and this one guy comes to...

01:34:56.000 Remember?

01:34:57.000 These guys.

01:34:58.000 Remember?

01:34:59.000 That's Prometheus.

01:35:00.000 I forget what they called them.

01:35:01.000 Did they call them the operators?

01:35:03.000 No.

01:35:04.000 But there was...

01:35:05.000 It said no xenomorphs.

01:35:06.000 They didn't have a war.

01:35:07.000 They were seeding other planets.

01:35:10.000 They're going to do a Prometheus 2. It says no xenomorphs in Prometheus 2. Oh, they're going to have a Prometheus 2. These could be old articles.

01:35:16.000 I'm just...

01:35:17.000 I hope they do another one.

01:35:19.000 Because you have like a whole universe of alien possibilities now because they skip timelines and shit, you know?

01:35:26.000 Like this one is like right after the Nostromo gets blown up and they find it and they find the dude, you know, you saw it.

01:35:33.000 Yeah.

01:35:34.000 It's fucking good.

01:35:34.000 Well, you know what was dope about Aliens 1 and...

01:35:37.000 What was the one?

01:35:40.000 The one...

01:35:40.000 Prometheus?

01:35:41.000 No, no.

01:35:41.000 Aliens 2?

01:35:42.000 The latest one.

01:35:43.000 Oh, uh...

01:35:44.000 God, what did I call it?

01:35:46.000 Romulus.

01:35:46.000 So what they had in common was like the protagonist didn't know what they were dealing with.

01:35:52.000 Right.

01:35:52.000 So that made it more exciting.

01:35:54.000 Right, right, right.

01:35:55.000 Because it was right afterwards.

01:35:57.000 So people hadn't known yet.

01:35:58.000 Yeah, and all the other aliens after that was like...

01:36:02.000 Yeah.

01:36:02.000 We was like, I know exactly how to deal with these motherfuckers.

01:36:05.000 Exactly, right.

01:36:06.000 Get away from her, you bitch! 1.00

01:36:08.000 Please believe me!

01:36:09.000 Yeah, when she's got the fucking robot suit on. 1.00

01:36:11.000 I didn't like that either.

01:36:12.000 That thing would fuck her up in that robot suit. 1.00

01:36:14.000 Wasn't there one where she gave birth to one? 0.57

01:36:18.000 Yeah.

01:36:18.000 Sigourney Weaver was probably the first woman that was the badass in the lead of a science fiction action movie.

01:36:31.000 And it was 1979.

01:36:33.000 Bro, speaking of which, yo, Charlize Theron...

01:36:37.000 It's a movie on Netflix.

01:36:39.000 I have no idea why it wasn't bigger, but it's called, like, She's Immortal.

01:36:43.000 Can you look it up?

01:36:44.000 She's Immortal? 0.99

01:36:45.000 Yeah, she leads this team of immortals, and they're like mercenaries or whatever. 0.94

01:36:50.000 So it's like a superhero movie?

01:36:52.000 Kind of.

01:36:53.000 Old Guard.

01:36:54.000 Old Guard.

01:36:55.000 It's good as shit.

01:36:56.000 Really?

01:36:57.000 Yeah.

01:36:58.000 Really?

01:36:58.000 She's real good at playing like a badass.

01:37:00.000 You know, she played Furiosa? 0.99

01:37:01.000 She killed that shit. 1.00

01:37:02.000 Well, she also played Eileen Wuornos, that serial killer bitch. 1.00

01:37:05.000 Yeah, she don't fuck around. 1.00

01:37:08.000 She's a beautiful woman.

01:37:09.000 She gained like 50 fucking pounds to play that person. 1.00

01:37:12.000 Really?

01:37:13.000 Yeah, she got fat, shaved her eyebrows off, looked disgusting. 1.00

01:37:16.000 Charlize Theron is beautiful.

01:37:18.000 She's stunningly good looking. 0.99

01:37:19.000 I've seen her in person.

01:37:21.000 And then you see what she looked like in that movie.

01:37:23.000 You know the kind of courage that it takes to do that?

01:37:26.000 Let me see it.

01:37:27.000 Oh, you never saw Monster?

01:37:29.000 Oh, okay, I've seen Monster.

01:37:31.000 Monster's a great fucking movie.

01:37:32.000 Shout out to my friend Patty Jenkins who made it. 0.95

01:37:34.000 But that movie was like...

01:37:37.000 No ladies do that. 1.00

01:37:38.000 Like, Robert De Niro did that.

01:37:40.000 You know?

01:37:41.000 Marky Mark's done that.

01:37:43.000 Stallone got fat for a movie.

01:37:44.000 They'll do that.

01:37:45.000 But, like, for her?

01:37:47.000 Wow.

01:37:48.000 Bro.

01:37:49.000 Crazy.

01:37:51.000 And she looks just like that lady. 1.00

01:37:53.000 No, but I didn't see this.

01:37:55.000 I was mixing this up with another movie called, like, I Pissed on Your Grave or something.

01:37:58.000 Oh.

01:38:00.000 Yeah, there's a revenge movie called I Pissed on Your Grave.

01:38:03.000 I was telling you before, you know what's good?

01:38:05.000 It's Nosferatu.

01:38:06.000 I'm going to go watch it right now.

01:38:08.000 I'm going to download it for the plane, actually.

01:38:09.000 I'm saying it right now.

01:38:10.000 It's the best vampire movie ever.

01:38:13.000 Ever.

01:38:13.000 The best vampire movie ever.

01:38:15.000 That's a big statement.

01:38:16.000 That's a big statement.

01:38:17.000 I'm saying it.

01:38:18.000 It's the best vampire movie ever.

01:38:20.000 It's the creepiest vampire movie ever.

01:38:23.000 So you're saying it's better than Blade.

01:38:25.000 Blade was awesome.

01:38:26.000 Blade was a superhero movie.

01:38:28.000 More than it was a...

01:38:29.000 So you don't count Blade as a vampire movie?

01:38:30.000 It was a vampire movie in that the superhero had to kill the vampires, but it's a Marvel comic guy.

01:38:36.000 I've known Blade since I was a teenager.

01:38:37.000 I was into Marvel comics.

01:38:39.000 So Blade's a vampire movie the way that Die Hard's a Christmas movie.

01:38:42.000 Yeah, Blade was a badass martial artist who was half vampire who was fucking up vampires.

01:38:47.000 He was the Daywalker.

01:38:48.000 It's a fun superhero movie, more than anything.

01:38:50.000 But the movie wasn't really about the vampire.

01:38:51.000 Yeah, right?

01:38:53.000 It was like they were the enemy and he was the good guy.

01:38:55.000 That was the movie.

01:38:56.000 The movie was essentially, you know, revenge.

01:38:59.000 They killed Riddler.

01:39:00.000 Oh, shit.

01:39:01.000 So what about, like, what's the one, the teenage heartthrobby one?

01:39:05.000 That kind of ruined it.

01:39:06.000 Oh, Twilight?

01:39:07.000 Yeah, that's bullshit.

01:39:08.000 But do you consider those vampire movies?

01:39:09.000 Yeah, those are vampire movies.

01:39:10.000 They're fun.

01:39:11.000 They're fun.

01:39:12.000 If you're a girl, there's a lot of stuff that girls like that I don't like. 0.97

01:39:16.000 I don't have to like it for it to be good.

01:39:18.000 Obviously, it made hundreds and hundreds of millions of dollars.

01:39:21.000 People love those movies.

01:39:22.000 But you know, I'm not one of those people that's like, it doesn't have to be good for me to like it.

01:39:25.000 Because there's a lot of people that like bad movies.

01:39:27.000 Right.

01:39:28.000 I can't get with it.

01:39:29.000 Yeah, I'm not a fan of watching bad movies, but Nosferatu is good.

01:39:34.000 There's a trailer for Nosferatu?

01:39:35.000 Yeah.

01:39:36.000 It's really good, dude.

01:39:38.000 It's really good.

01:39:40.000 Like, for real, if you like a good old-fashioned, hard vampire movie, and the dude who plays Count Orlok is the dude who played Pennywise in It.

01:39:50.000 Oh, wait.

01:39:51.000 And it's the best vampire ever.

01:39:53.000 They're probably not going to show you anything in the trailer, what he looked like.

01:39:57.000 But holy shit, dude, there's this one scene where you get to see his whole body naked when he rises up out of the coffin.

01:40:05.000 Spoiler alert, it's insane.

01:40:08.000 And not just creepy, but beautifully shot.

01:40:12.000 Oh, I remember seeing previews for this.

01:40:13.000 Oh, dude, it's good.

01:40:15.000 It's good.

01:40:18.000 It's good.

01:40:18.000 And they're not going to even show you.

01:40:20.000 Even in the trailer, they don't show you the vampire.

01:40:23.000 See, I like that.

01:40:24.000 When you do get to see the dude, It's incredible.

01:40:28.000 That's not real.

01:40:29.000 That is like some fan-made shit.

01:40:31.000 There's a video where you could see him.

01:40:34.000 Google Orlok.

01:40:36.000 So much of the shit on the internet is bullshit.

01:40:39.000 I try not to spoil it for Brian.

01:40:42.000 What?

01:40:43.000 What he looks like?

01:40:43.000 It's a big reveal in the movie.

01:40:45.000 I don't know.

01:40:46.000 Really?

01:40:46.000 But it's based on the image, the way he looks is based on the original Legend of Dracula, which was a guy named Vlad the Impaler.

01:40:55.000 Oh, he was real?

01:40:56.000 Yeah.

01:40:56.000 This is what he looks like in this.

01:40:58.000 But you gotta see it.

01:41:00.000 This is a very toned down version of it.

01:41:03.000 It's incredible.

01:41:04.000 If you like a good scary horror movie, it's the best vampire movie.

01:41:08.000 I love a reveal.

01:41:09.000 It's a great reveal.

01:41:10.000 It's really good.

01:41:11.000 And they drag it out.

01:41:13.000 You get to see him kind of in the beginning, and then eventually you get to really see him.

01:41:18.000 And you're like, oh my god.

01:41:19.000 And this isn't my take.

01:41:20.000 I've heard other people talk about it like this, but that's the other thing that made Alien great.

01:41:25.000 It's like you don't always show the monster.

01:41:28.000 Exactly.

01:41:29.000 Exactly.

01:41:30.000 Because like horror is like seeing the monster and how much it's going to definitely kill you.

01:41:38.000 Yes.

01:41:39.000 But like terror is like knowing that there's some shit in here and I don't know what the fuck it is.

01:41:44.000 You need a little foreplay. 0.98

01:41:45.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:41:45.000 It's like I walk in.

01:41:46.000 Before you get horrified.

01:41:47.000 Why is Johnson dead?

01:41:49.000 Yes.

01:41:49.000 I was just in here with it.

01:41:50.000 What the fuck?

01:41:51.000 Why the wall built it?

01:41:52.000 You know, that's the...

01:41:53.000 That's the shit that makes it good.

01:41:55.000 Exactly.

01:41:56.000 And this movie does it perfect.

01:41:58.000 Jaws.

01:41:59.000 Jaws.

01:41:59.000 That's why Jaws was such a hit.

01:42:00.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:42:01.000 That's right.

01:42:02.000 That's right.

01:42:02.000 Jaws was great.

01:42:03.000 It still holds up.

01:42:04.000 It still holds up.

01:42:04.000 You ever seen Predator?

01:42:05.000 Predator holds up.

01:42:06.000 That still holds up.

01:42:07.000 The first Predator?

01:42:07.000 If it bleeds, we can kill it.

01:42:10.000 No, no, no.

01:42:11.000 My favorite line is when...

01:42:13.000 Jesse Ventura?

01:42:14.000 No, no.

01:42:15.000 When they walk into the woods and the old boy keeps making noise, he goes, you bucking this motherfucker. 0.85

01:42:22.000 He'd tell them, if you keep making noise, I'm going to bleed you.

01:42:25.000 I'm going to leave you out here.

01:42:27.000 I forget what the word is he used, but he was like, you telling everybody where the fuck we at.

01:42:31.000 By the way, you moving, talking, tripping, sliding.

01:42:34.000 Yeah, there's something about that.

01:42:35.000 The idea that a sporting alien would come down and hunt people.

01:42:39.000 That's uniquely scary.

01:42:40.000 So many iconic scenes in there, too.

01:42:41.000 Oh, yeah.

01:42:42.000 The joint with a native dude is like, fuck it. 1.00

01:42:47.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:42:48.000 I'm going to take off my shit.

01:42:49.000 I'm going to cut my chest.

01:42:51.000 That's a fucking dope one.

01:42:53.000 The one where Arnold and Apollo Creed, where they do this right here.

01:43:00.000 Yeah.

01:43:01.000 So this is what's wild.

01:43:02.000 That's a meme now.

01:43:03.000 Yeah.

01:43:04.000 Right?

01:43:04.000 But just their arms.

01:43:06.000 Uh-huh.

01:43:06.000 And a lot of people don't even know that it's from Predator.

01:43:10.000 They just see it like that's the meme.

01:43:13.000 Right, right, right.

01:43:15.000 Yeah, I've tried to show that to one of my nephews.

01:43:17.000 He was like, oh, that's the cooperation meme or whatever the fuck they call it.

01:43:22.000 They started getting silly with Aliens vs.

01:43:24.000 Predator.

01:43:24.000 Remember that?

01:43:25.000 They were doing that for a while.

01:43:26.000 There it is.

01:43:27.000 I'm here for that.

01:43:28.000 Oh, that's an arm wrestling senior Predator.

01:43:30.000 Yeah, that's it.

01:43:34.000 They're like, this is how two badasses say hello.

01:43:36.000 Yeah, they have arm wrestling in the air.

01:43:38.000 It's so stupid.

01:43:40.000 It's so dumb.

01:43:41.000 No, this movie was...

01:43:42.000 the dialogue is crazy.

01:43:43.000 That's back when Carl Weathers was jacked!

01:43:46.000 Yeah.

01:43:47.000 Okay, okay, okay.

01:43:49.000 You didn't know when to quit, huh?

01:43:50.000 You didn't know when to quit, huh?

01:43:52.000 What is this fucking Thai business?

01:43:54.000 Oh, come on. 0.87

01:43:54.000 Forget about my Thai business. 0.87

01:43:55.000 The way they acted back then was like it was a different form of language.

01:43:59.000 It's like it seems so fake.

01:44:01.000 If that was like a director today, like the same director that did Nosferatu, he'd be like, cut, cut!

01:44:07.000 What are we doing?

01:44:08.000 Yeah.

01:44:08.000 Are you guys really meeting each other for the first time?

01:44:11.000 Or is this like a play?

01:44:13.000 Come on.

01:44:14.000 Convince me.

01:44:15.000 Bro, the run that Arnold had.

01:44:17.000 Oh, he did a gang of great movies.

01:44:20.000 Like, just action.

01:44:21.000 Like, he's the action star.

01:44:22.000 Conan, bro.

01:44:22.000 He did Conan.

01:44:23.000 Conan the Barbarian.

01:44:25.000 You know who was the best Conan, though?

01:44:26.000 What?

01:44:27.000 Jason Momoa.

01:44:29.000 Jason Momoa did a terrible Conan movie, but he was the best Conan.

01:44:32.000 Because he was the only Conan that looked like Conan really looked.

01:44:36.000 Like Conan was like super muscular, but he wasn't a bodybuilder.

01:44:39.000 He looked like a killer.

01:44:40.000 He looked like a UFC fighter.

01:44:41.000 He looked like Yuri Prohaska would be a good Conan.

01:44:44.000 Like that kind of build.

01:44:45.000 Like a big strong guy, but not a bodybuilder.

01:44:48.000 And also it's like the film was more stylistically appropriate to like the Conan lore.

01:44:55.000 What do you mean how Conan looked?

01:44:57.000 In the books.

01:44:59.000 Oh, I didn't know Conan was books.

01:45:01.000 Oh, dude, I'm a super Conan nerd.

01:45:03.000 Super nerd.

01:45:04.000 So there was like a comic book before?

01:45:05.000 Yeah, well, it was a book.

01:45:07.000 Robert E. Howard, he wrote books about Conan the Conqueror.

01:45:11.000 And he created this whole, like, world of Samaria, where he's from, and this whole lore of this one usurper who rises and kills everybody.

01:45:21.000 And that's Conan.

01:45:23.000 And he slays dragons and monsters and demons and, you know, I think he comes back from the dead at one point in time.

01:45:30.000 Like, he's the greatest warrior of all time.

01:45:33.000 You know what Conan was for me as a kid?

01:45:35.000 It was my first, like, John Wick.

01:45:37.000 Right, right, right.

01:45:38.000 Where it was like, oh, this dude gonna fuck everything up.

01:45:40.000 That's how the books were.

01:45:42.000 Yeah.

01:45:42.000 The books were incredible.

01:45:44.000 The books were written by a guy who lived with his mom and committed suicide.

01:45:48.000 So the dude was like, he was getting, he wanted, his life sucked.

01:45:53.000 He was super depressed.

01:45:54.000 And he got thrill out of imagining him being Conan the Barbarian.

01:46:00.000 And conquering lands and having sex with all these beautiful women and killing sorcerers. 0.96

01:46:06.000 They came up after he died?

01:46:08.000 No, they were, this is like in the 19...

01:46:11.000 The 30s?

01:46:12.000 The 30s is when he wrote it?

01:46:14.000 Yeah.

01:46:15.000 It was a long time ago he wrote these books.

01:46:17.000 And then they turned them into comic books in the 1960s?

01:46:23.000 When did they start making Conan comic books?

01:46:26.000 So then they had the comic books, and then they had illustrated books, and then I think that was the first Conan movie, was Arnold.

01:46:35.000 I think he was the first Conan movie.

01:46:37.000 And there's been a few attempts since then, but no one has really captured...

01:46:42.000 The books, like stylistically, except for like the Jason Momoa movie.

01:46:47.000 But the movie just wasn't that good.

01:46:50.000 It just wasn't a...

01:46:51.000 Someone needs to...

01:46:52.000 You need like a real...

01:46:53.000 Like a Robert Eggers, the guy who did this Nosferatu movie.

01:46:57.000 That's his name, right?

01:47:00.000 It's Robert Eggers, right?

01:47:02.000 The guy who did the Nosferatu movie?

01:47:05.000 That guy.

01:47:06.000 Like that guy did a Conan movie?

01:47:08.000 It would be sick.

01:47:09.000 But it has to be like...

01:47:11.000 A realistic movie.

01:47:13.000 It has to be a movie of this realistic warrior encountering these crazy things.

01:47:18.000 It can't be, like, cartoonish.

01:47:19.000 It can't be like, I just have to believe this dumb shit.

01:47:22.000 Too much suspension of disbelief.

01:47:24.000 It's got to be, like, a wild movie based...

01:47:27.000 The Northman.

01:47:28.000 Oh, The Northman was amazing!

01:47:30.000 Did you see that?

01:47:31.000 Yeah, I saw that.

01:47:32.000 That's exactly what I'm talking about.

01:47:34.000 This kind of movie is exactly what Conan would have to be.

01:47:38.000 That movie's fucking great.

01:47:41.000 That's like one of the best Viking movies.

01:47:43.000 It's not the best one ever.

01:47:44.000 It's actually dark as hell.

01:47:45.000 Really good movie.

01:47:46.000 Oh, there's no good guys in that movie.

01:47:48.000 No.

01:47:48.000 That movie's crazy.

01:47:50.000 And probably representative of the real life of Vikings.

01:47:54.000 The way they really lived.

01:47:55.000 Because they were fucking ruthless.

01:47:58.000 That movie's great.

01:47:59.000 But it's also got like supernatural in it.

01:48:02.000 There's a lot of cool shit in that movie.

01:48:04.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:48:04.000 I mean, they believed in a lot of supernatural shit.

01:48:07.000 If that guy directed Conan, holy shit.

01:48:10.000 Then you would get to see the real books.

01:48:12.000 Because the Robert E. Howard books were great.

01:48:14.000 So the same guy did Nosferatu did Northman?

01:48:16.000 Yes.

01:48:17.000 Oh, okay.

01:48:18.000 Bro, it's good.

01:48:20.000 It's fucking good.

01:48:21.000 Nosferatu's one of the best movies I've seen in a long time.

01:48:24.000 It's great.

01:48:25.000 And it's so beautiful.

01:48:27.000 Like, the way it's shot is so beautiful.

01:48:30.000 There's a scene when he's walking up to the castle.

01:48:32.000 It's the creepiest setup of all time.

01:48:36.000 It's so good.

01:48:37.000 I don't want to ruin it.

01:48:39.000 It's so good.

01:48:40.000 If you like those kind of movies, I love those kind of movies.

01:48:43.000 I grew up on monster movies.

01:48:45.000 I grew up on, like, you know, that's why I have that American Werewolf in London out there.

01:48:49.000 I grew up on all of that.

01:48:51.000 I'm here for monsters, action, revenge.

01:48:53.000 Yeah.

01:48:54.000 That's my kind of movies.

01:48:55.000 Nosferatu's cinematographer promises Robert Eggers' werewolf is unlike anything done before.

01:49:01.000 Wow.

01:49:02.000 A medieval werewolf movie.

01:49:04.000 Oh, boy.

01:49:06.000 And the primary candidate has never been used in a film.

01:49:09.000 What does that mean?

01:49:10.000 Maybe the guy they want to lead it.

01:49:12.000 Oh, yeah.

01:49:13.000 Perfect.

01:49:15.000 The subject, like the character.

01:49:17.000 Oh, wait a minute.

01:49:17.000 So it's a new character.

01:49:19.000 He did The Lighthouse 2?

01:49:19.000 Yeah.

01:49:20.000 Wow.

01:49:20.000 That shit was weird.

01:49:22.000 And The Witch. 0.51

01:49:23.000 Wow, that guy's done some killer fucking movies.

01:49:26.000 I'm excited about this werewolf movie.

01:49:27.000 I've been saying that forever.

01:49:28.000 Someone needs to make another good werewolf movie.

01:49:31.000 Like that Benicio Del Toro one.

01:49:34.000 Specific medieval image or tale of werewolfery that's being clipped close to their chest.

01:49:38.000 So it's like a story that hasn't been made into a movie yet.

01:49:40.000 Yeah, but medieval.

01:49:41.000 So like candlelight, spooky.

01:49:43.000 It's going to be awesome.

01:49:44.000 Remember the Jack Nicholson werewolf one?

01:49:46.000 What was that called?

01:49:47.000 Oh, yeah, that was terrible.

01:49:48.000 With Michelle Pfeiffer.

01:49:51.000 That was so stupid.

01:49:52.000 They were like, ah, it looked just like a person.

01:49:54.000 I went and saw that.

01:49:55.000 My family went and saw that, and I went and saw a different movie.

01:50:00.000 It was the first time that, because it was like a thing we did.

01:50:03.000 We'd go to the movies like every other week.

01:50:06.000 But my father, my father, I don't give a fuck about no age limit.

01:50:09.000 And they're like, you're going to see what we see.

01:50:11.000 And this was the first time I was like, I don't want to see that shit.

01:50:14.000 And I still end up going in there after because my movie was over before this.

01:50:17.000 I think I went and saw Short Circuit 2 or something.

01:50:21.000 Look, he's going and chasing after this deer.

01:50:23.000 Ah, I'm a wolf.

01:50:24.000 Look, he just looks like a regular guy.

01:50:27.000 It's so dopey.

01:50:29.000 It's so silly.

01:50:31.000 Like, look at this.

01:50:32.000 They decided to make a horror movie that wasn't that scary.

01:50:36.000 And he moves like the six million dollar man.

01:50:38.000 Look, slow motion jump, obviously a stuntman.

01:50:43.000 And he's gonna tackle this deer.

01:50:45.000 And I'm supposed to believe this.

01:50:47.000 I'm supposed to believe that this dude who just looks like a dude can run faster than a fucking deer.

01:50:53.000 Look at he's running.

01:50:55.000 It's so dumb.

01:50:56.000 He's flying through the air.

01:50:59.000 Like, how does becoming a human that's part wolf make you this fast when you look exactly the same?

01:51:06.000 He's on a tree.

01:51:07.000 He flies and he grabs the deer.

01:51:12.000 This is so stupid.

01:51:14.000 It's so stupid.

01:51:17.000 The owl's freaking out.

01:51:18.000 This is crazy.

01:51:19.000 This is crazy.

01:51:21.000 Did you ever see the Benicio Del Toro one?

01:51:24.000 There's one good scene.

01:51:25.000 One good scene when the doctors are examining him, and they're trying to tell him that he's out of his fucking mind, and the doctor's speaking in one of those medical theaters, like they used to do in the 1800s, and he's explaining that this person has delusions, and they think they're going to be a wolf, and so we're going to show him by having him tied to this chair while the moon turns full, and we're going to, like, cure him of whatever the fuck is wrong with his brain.

01:51:49.000 So they have him in this thing.

01:51:50.000 Give me some volume on this.

01:51:51.000 And once Mr. Talbot has witnessed that the full moon holds no sway over him, that he remains a perfectly ordinary human being, he will have taken his first small step down the long road to mental he will have taken his first small step down the long I can just feel everybody in this room about to die.

01:52:16.000 Everybody's going to die.

01:52:17.000 It's great.

01:52:18.000 Oh, this is awesome.

01:52:19.000 This young man, that able to accept it, created a fantastical truth that his father is to blame.

01:52:33.000 His father's a werewolf.

01:52:34.000 yes give ahead a little bit

01:52:57.000 To him, it seems very real.

01:53:09.000 Come on, get the fuck out of there, man.

01:53:19.000 The more you need to see.

01:53:39.000 Dr. Hulliger.

01:53:41.000 The more you need to see.

01:53:49.000 Dr. Hulliger.

01:53:51.000 Sneeze!

01:53:52.000 Come on! 0.61

01:54:02.000 treated by myzekielra!

01:54:20.000 - - - - - - It seems to be locked, sir.

01:54:38.000 - -

01:55:06.000 - - - - Everything else is great.

01:55:14.000 It's not like American Werewolf in London.

01:55:16.000 It's too much like the Wolfman, which is what it was kind of based on, like an updated version of the Wolfman.

01:55:22.000 The same guy who did that makeup, by the way, did the American Werewolf in London.

01:55:25.000 That was Rick Baker.

01:55:26.000 It was like the Teen Wolf Wolf.

01:55:27.000 It was, right?

01:55:28.000 It was Rick Baker that did that, right?

01:55:30.000 Yeah, Rick Baker.

01:55:31.000 So the thing is, though, it was not CGI. And that's what they were trying to achieve.

01:55:36.000 Because, like, there's a difference between the way it looks.

01:55:38.000 When it's a dude with a mask on, it looks more realistic.

01:55:41.000 Like, it doesn't take you out of it.

01:55:42.000 And there's something about CGI that even if the wolf looks good, it takes you out of it.

01:55:47.000 Like, the American Werewolf in London, you didn't get to see shit for, like, a long time.

01:55:50.000 Like, it was deep into that movie, you saw flashes of the wolf.

01:55:54.000 Until it was in Piccadilly Square and started, like, killing people.

01:55:57.000 Remember that?

01:55:58.000 It's been a long time since I've seen that movie.

01:56:00.000 The guy turns into a werewolf in the movie theater.

01:56:04.000 He goes to a dirty movie theater.

01:56:05.000 So he's in this dirty movie theater and they're playing porno films.

01:56:08.000 And he's talking to his dead friend.

01:56:09.000 He's telling him he's got to kill himself.

01:56:11.000 He's going to become a wolf and kill people.

01:56:12.000 And his friend is like rotting.

01:56:14.000 It's hilarious.

01:56:15.000 It's very funny.

01:56:15.000 And he turns into the wolf in the movie theater, kills everybody, and then bursts out onto the street and starts killing people in traffic.

01:56:22.000 I do remember there's a scene with a subway scene, right?

01:56:26.000 Yes.

01:56:27.000 There's a subway scene where there's a businessman.

01:56:28.000 He's trying to get away and he sees it.

01:56:30.000 Like, creeping up on him.

01:56:32.000 That's a good scene, too, because you barely see the wolf.

01:56:35.000 You see this guy running, and you know that it's coming after him.

01:56:38.000 You see the terrified look on his face, and at the end of the scene, you see the wolf enter into the frame at the bottom of the escalator, where this guy's, like, completely exhausted and sliding down this escalator.

01:56:49.000 You know the scariest movie I've seen recently?

01:56:52.000 I guess maybe scary ain't the right word, but it was the sequel to X. The sequel to X? And I'm forgetting the name of it.

01:56:59.000 Yeah, not Malcolm X, but the same girl played in both movies.

01:57:03.000 You know what I'm talking about?

01:57:04.000 It's called...

01:57:05.000 Okay, yeah, so the sequel to this movie...

01:57:09.000 So what is X? It's about...

01:57:12.000 It's a slasher film?

01:57:14.000 Yeah, it's a slasher film.

01:57:16.000 But the sequel to it...

01:57:18.000 Because I never saw that when I saw this.

01:57:21.000 I still haven't seen X. So X... Maxine with two X's?

01:57:27.000 Three X's?

01:57:27.000 No, no, that's not it.

01:57:29.000 It's not Maxine.

01:57:29.000 Oh, I'm sorry.

01:57:30.000 I thought I had to screen up shit.

01:57:31.000 My bad.

01:57:32.000 No, that's not it.

01:57:33.000 That was the sequel right here.

01:57:35.000 No.

01:57:36.000 It's got that same girl in it.

01:57:39.000 Who's the star of this?

01:57:40.000 Pearl.

01:57:40.000 That's what I mean.

01:57:41.000 Oh, so Pearl was a prequel.

01:57:43.000 Oh, okay.

01:57:44.000 I didn't realize.

01:57:44.000 Okay, so Pearl came out.

01:57:45.000 I saw Pearl before.

01:57:46.000 I haven't seen any of the rest of these.

01:57:48.000 This shit is...

01:57:49.000 I liked it.

01:57:51.000 And she's a serial killer? 1.00

01:57:53.000 She's insane. 0.98

01:57:56.000 But it's like, you kind of know she's the monster the whole time, but she doesn't become monstrous.

01:58:02.000 It's kind of the same thing.

01:58:04.000 And she's cute? 1.00

01:58:05.000 Yeah, she's cute. 1.00

01:58:06.000 She's adorable at first glance.

01:58:13.000 I want to be special.

01:58:20.000 Dancing up on the screen like the pretty girls in the pictures.

01:58:26.000 I will not let you leave this farm again.

01:58:33.000 I'm worried there may be something real wrong with me.

01:58:40.000 Rumor has it they only take one gal per town.

01:58:46.000 We're looking for someone with X Factor.

01:58:48.000 It has to be me.

01:58:50.000 How about a film nobody else has seen?

01:58:52.000 Is it legal?

01:58:53.000 Will be eventually.

01:58:55.000 I know what I've done.

01:59:02.000 Bad thing.

01:59:07.000 I want to be loved from as many people as possible.

01:59:17.000 But truth is, I'm not really a good person.

01:59:22.000 Jesus Christ.

01:59:24.000 Yeah, bro.

01:59:25.000 You want to talk about like a...

01:59:26.000 This looks psychotic.

01:59:28.000 Like, this bitch is just slipping into insanity further and deeper and deeper and deeper. 1.00

01:59:32.000 I just don't think you should show this to America right now.

01:59:36.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:59:37.000 Like, after Luigi, after people celebrated Luigi, we don't want to, like, glorify people that just go on killing rampages.

01:59:44.000 It wasn't a rampage.

01:59:46.000 In fact, you know, that's the thing.

01:59:47.000 That's the thing I respect more is that, like, the people that, like, shoot up a place is like...

01:59:53.000 It's like, if you mad at somebody, go after them.

01:59:55.000 Why are you killing people that have got to do with your beef?

01:59:58.000 Right?

01:59:59.000 At least he was, like, specific.

02:00:00.000 He didn't, like...

02:00:01.000 That's another one that's been memory hold.

02:00:04.000 The New Orleans guy just ran over all those people.

02:00:06.000 What New Orleans guy?

02:00:07.000 You didn't hear about this?

02:00:08.000 No.

02:00:09.000 This was, uh, how long ago, Jamie?

02:00:11.000 That's the thing.

02:00:12.000 New Year's Eve, they were, like, within eight hours of each other.

02:00:14.000 So this New Orleans guy turns down Bourbon Street and just runs people over.

02:00:19.000 Ran over, like, 200 people.

02:00:20.000 Bunch of people got fucked up.

02:00:22.000 Bunch of people died.

02:00:22.000 How many people died?

02:00:23.000 I think at least 14. I think like 200 people were injured.

02:00:27.000 Wow.

02:00:28.000 14 people dead.

02:00:29.000 Or more.

02:00:30.000 He was in a Cybertruck, too?

02:00:31.000 Yeah, and he was also...

02:00:33.000 Not a Cybertruck.

02:00:34.000 No, he was...

02:00:34.000 Yeah, sorry.

02:00:35.000 Not a Cybertruck.

02:00:35.000 But he was also one of the guys from Fort Bragg.

02:00:39.000 Like, we were talking about it yesterday with Metzger.

02:00:42.000 Metzger will get you to believe in conspiracies.

02:00:45.000 Bro, Metzger will take you down some rabbit holes.

02:00:47.000 He just hit you with so many, though.

02:00:49.000 So many in a row.

02:00:50.000 I can't even get it.

02:00:51.000 That's like his entertainment.

02:00:52.000 Oh, you didn't know?

02:00:54.000 Oh, yeah.

02:00:55.000 It's his life.

02:00:56.000 And I'm on the complete opposite end of the spectrum.

02:00:58.000 Exactly.

02:00:59.000 I like to hear people that's into it talk about it, but I'm never going to go look it up.

02:01:03.000 Yeah, well, luckily, you know, Kurt gets it.

02:01:06.000 If you're like, dude, I can't right now.

02:01:08.000 Like, he'll stop.

02:01:09.000 If you say, I can't.

02:01:09.000 I can't do this right now.

02:01:10.000 I got to go on stage in five minutes.

02:01:12.000 I can't hear how many people Hillary Clinton killed. 0.90

02:01:14.000 I think he probably is abreast at.

02:01:19.000 Every conspiracy theory.

02:01:20.000 Right, but he believes a bunch of them that are kooky.

02:01:22.000 He and I have had some conversations about ones.

02:01:24.000 I'm like, why do you believe that?

02:01:26.000 That one doesn't make any sense.

02:01:28.000 Because the primary belief is that the official story is bullshit.

02:01:32.000 100%.

02:01:32.000 Which is probably true a lot of the time.

02:01:36.000 But where you run into logical trouble is, just because they lying don't mean that the first alternative that people give you is the truth.

02:01:44.000 Right, like some kooky YouTube video.

02:01:46.000 Yeah.

02:01:46.000 That's got it broken down.

02:01:48.000 So it's like, they don't want you to know.

02:01:50.000 I saw, bro, did you see this shit?

02:01:52.000 You know Godfrey?

02:01:53.000 The comic?

02:01:54.000 Yeah.

02:01:55.000 So he had, I forget the name of the scientist, but he had a scientist come on and debate Lord Jamar.

02:02:03.000 Lord Jamar's a flat earther.

02:02:05.000 And it didn't go well.

02:02:08.000 Of course it didn't.

02:02:10.000 That doesn't make any sense.

02:02:11.000 Was that that Professor Dave guy?

02:02:13.000 Yeah, Professor Dave.

02:02:14.000 Yeah, Professor Dave's done quite a few of those.

02:02:16.000 He's doing the world a nice favor.

02:02:18.000 Yeah, but bro, imagine that being your whole life.

02:02:22.000 It's just opposition.

02:02:23.000 Well, to what?

02:02:25.000 To bad science.

02:02:26.000 It's to people getting led down a bad road and believing something that's uniquely preposterous.

02:02:32.000 That the earth is flat.

02:02:33.000 You know Christopher Hitchens, right?

02:02:34.000 Sure.

02:02:34.000 He made his whole career like...

02:02:36.000 Debating Christians and Muslims. 0.98

02:02:39.000 He would go to their churches and debate their leaders.

02:02:42.000 And somebody asked him one time, like, hey, if you could snap your fingers and make all religion just go away, would you do that?

02:02:51.000 And he was like, honestly, no.

02:02:53.000 Because I just like arguing with them too much.

02:02:56.000 Or something to that effect.

02:02:57.000 That was one of his exact words, but it was like, I think you've got to be a special kind of person to be like, no, I want...

02:03:04.000 All the smoke.

02:03:05.000 I want to argue directly with people that I don't think...

02:03:09.000 Well, Christopher Hitches was uniquely brilliant, and he was so good at forming arguments and sentences, and his grasp of the language was so expert.

02:03:19.000 He was a great speaker.

02:03:20.000 Amazing.

02:03:21.000 Amazing speaker.

02:03:22.000 So that he would have these conversations with these people, and they'd be, like, woefully underprepared.

02:03:26.000 They just couldn't handle...

02:03:28.000 He also has an incredible amount of knowledge when it comes to religion.

02:03:32.000 Whether it's Christianity or Islam.

02:03:35.000 And he'll call out everything that has ever happened that's terrible that every one of them has done.

02:03:40.000 And he knows that information at the tip of his fingers at any given time.

02:03:44.000 I grew up religious and he was the one that made me be like, oh. 0.97

02:03:48.000 He makes some very, very, very compelling logical arguments.

02:03:52.000 There's also the problem with religion is that there's so many of them too and they're so different.

02:03:56.000 And they all think that they have the right one.

02:03:59.000 That's a real problem.

02:04:02.000 The desire for religion seems to be a part of the structure of our thinking.

02:04:07.000 It's like one of those things that reoccurs everywhere there's groups of people.

02:04:11.000 There's a desire for meaning, and then there's a connection to a higher power that we all seem to agree is not just likely, but you feel its presence every now and then.

02:04:22.000 But also it's like we're puzzle-solving creatures.

02:04:25.000 The need to have an answer.

02:04:28.000 To the puzzles.

02:04:29.000 Oh, yeah.

02:04:30.000 And also to have a daddy.

02:04:31.000 We always want someone who is above us, whether it's the president or the mayor or your father, whoever it is.

02:04:38.000 You want some person who's looking out for you and is watching over everything and has a plan for all of them.

02:04:44.000 Wait until your God gets home, young man.

02:04:46.000 Yeah.

02:04:47.000 God is watching, you jerk-off.

02:04:49.000 Oh, man.

02:04:50.000 That fucked me up for a little while when I was like, you know...

02:04:53.000 That I was watching all the time?

02:04:55.000 Because we used to go, when I was little, there was a church that was also a school.

02:04:59.000 They were a Christian school, but on Sunday, they used the school buses to go pick up kids, just like school, but it was for church.

02:05:07.000 And we got sent to that.

02:05:10.000 It wasn't even the church my grandmother went to.

02:05:12.000 She just sent us to this one.

02:05:13.000 What is better, an overly religious childhood or a childhood filled with crime and violence? 1.00

02:05:21.000 Clearly overly religious, right? 0.90

02:05:23.000 That's better.

02:05:24.000 Because you can learn your way out of some stupid shit that they talked you into when you were young, depending on what the religion is.

02:05:30.000 But crime and violence gets you killed.

02:05:34.000 Someone else gets killed.

02:05:35.000 You go to jail.

02:05:35.000 It's not good.

02:05:36.000 Like, it's definitely better in terms of, like, what is more compatible with society to grow up very religious with very strict rules.

02:05:44.000 And then maybe as you get older, you sort of recognize that.

02:05:49.000 I mean, doesn't it depend on which religion?

02:05:51.000 It does.

02:05:52.000 It definitely does.

02:05:54.000 It definitely does.

02:05:55.000 I mean, you have some religions where you get a gang of wives. 1.00

02:05:57.000 Woo! 0.99

02:05:58.000 That sounds like more trouble than it's worth.

02:06:01.000 Yes.

02:06:02.000 Well, that's the reason why the Mormons moved to Mexico. 0.83

02:06:06.000 They moved to Mexico?

02:06:07.000 What do you mean?

02:06:07.000 You don't know about that?

02:06:07.000 They're not in Utah no more?

02:06:09.000 Listen, when Mitch...

02:06:11.000 What's his name?

02:06:13.000 The fucking guy who ran for president?

02:06:16.000 Oh, um...

02:06:17.000 Mitt Romney.

02:06:18.000 Mitt Romney.

02:06:18.000 That's why I was fucking up.

02:06:20.000 Mitt Romney.

02:06:20.000 Mitt Romney's dad was born in Mexico.

02:06:23.000 So his dad couldn't be president.

02:06:25.000 But Mitt was born in America.

02:06:27.000 Mitt Romney's family was Mormon.

02:06:30.000 And they moved to Mexico in the 1800s because of religious persecution.

02:06:35.000 And part of that was polygamy.

02:06:38.000 They made polygamy illegal.

02:06:40.000 So these guys, well, fuck it.

02:06:41.000 This is like the 1800s.

02:06:42.000 They're like, Mexico ain't no different than America in the 1800s.

02:06:45.000 Before cars, everyone's on a horse, you got a house, whatever.

02:06:49.000 Same shit.

02:06:50.000 Let's go to Mexico.

02:06:51.000 So they went to Mexico.

02:06:52.000 And to this day, they have giant Mormon compounds in Mexico. 0.99

02:06:57.000 And then recently, there was a situation, like, they're armed to protect themselves against the cartel.

02:07:03.000 It's like wild shit goes down.

02:07:04.000 And one of, I think it was like...

02:07:07.000 A family was killed.

02:07:09.000 I think it might have been an accident.

02:07:11.000 The cartel mistook them for someone else.

02:07:13.000 And there was like this real problem.

02:07:16.000 I don't know what happened.

02:07:18.000 I don't remember how the story went down.

02:07:20.000 But I remember it was a big international story.

02:07:22.000 And then everybody was like, wait, what's going on?

02:07:24.000 There's giant camps of armed Mormons in Mexico?

02:07:29.000 Yeah, they don't fuck around. 0.77

02:07:30.000 Like, why did they move to Mexico?

02:07:32.000 And that's why they moved to Mexico.

02:07:33.000 Because they have religious freedom.

02:07:34.000 They don't fuck around.

02:07:36.000 I bet you the Mormons got an app. 0.99

02:07:39.000 Oh, they probably have an app.

02:07:42.000 That's the story, right?

02:07:43.000 That they were killed by the cartel.

02:07:45.000 I think it was a woman and her child was killed by the cartel.

02:07:48.000 Six children.

02:07:50.000 Oh my god.

02:07:51.000 Oh my god.

02:07:52.000 Attack on a group of Mormon families in Mexico. 0.57

02:07:56.000 So nine women... 1.00

02:07:57.000 Scroll back up.

02:07:59.000 Nine women and children from a Mormon community in Mexico were killed while traveling in the three-car caravan south of the U.S.-Mexico border on Monday.

02:08:07.000 Three women and six children, all with dual U.S.-Mexican citizenship, were killed in the attack.

02:08:12.000 Security Minister Alfonso Durazo said in a news conference Tuesday, here's what we know about the attack.

02:08:17.000 The victims were all shot while in the vehicles while driving.

02:08:22.000 Investigators believe the three vehicles traveling between the Mexican states of Sonora and Chihuahua were ambushed by criminal groups Monday, Mexican authorities said.

02:08:31.000 Women and children between 14 years old and 10 months were massacred, burned alive.

02:08:35.000 LeBaron said mothers were screaming for the fire to stop.

02:08:38.000 They were driving together for safety reasons, said Kendrick Lee Miller, whose sister-in-law was killed in the attack.

02:08:44.000 The family was supposed to go to Miller's wedding next week in Lemora, she said.

02:08:49.000 Wow.

02:08:50.000 How'd she know they were screaming?

02:08:51.000 Was she there?

02:08:52.000 I don't know, man.

02:08:53.000 I don't think everybody died.

02:08:54.000 Five children who were hospitalized in Tucson will survive, while Jessup, whose son married Donna Langford's daughter, told CNN, Willie Jessup, excuse me, three of the children have very serious injuries, but two others could be discharged soon.

02:09:09.000 And they wasn't connected to that dope shit?

02:09:11.000 They got to be.

02:09:12.000 Well, I don't know.

02:09:13.000 I don't know.

02:09:14.000 They said it was a mistake of mistaken identity.

02:09:16.000 But they always say that.

02:09:17.000 Because this is why that don't make sense to me.

02:09:19.000 Oh, no, no, no.

02:09:19.000 They don't say that.

02:09:20.000 It says it's not clear if the attacks were specifically targeted or if the family was a case of mistaken identity.

02:09:26.000 You don't accidentally shoot the wrong caravan.

02:09:29.000 I mean, what's the chances that another caravan look just like yours?

02:09:31.000 Well, here's what it says.

02:09:32.000 It said Castaneda said there were longstanding tensions between the families and the cartels.

02:09:36.000 He said one of the women killed was an activist and there were frictions over water rights.

02:09:41.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.

02:09:46.000 Oh, scary, dog.

02:09:49.000 I mean, it's scary for whoever lived down there.

02:09:52.000 Yeah.

02:09:53.000 I feel pretty safe where I'm at.

02:09:54.000 Yeah, but imagine living in a place that's controlled by the cartel.

02:09:58.000 Like, you know, the government has its faults in the United States, but it's a superior system.

02:10:02.000 But hasn't the Mexican government, like, started cracking down on the cartel?

02:10:05.000 I don't know.

02:10:06.000 They did that shit somewhere.

02:10:08.000 I mean, I'm pretty sure the dude is a dictator.

02:10:11.000 But he just locked everybody up.

02:10:13.000 Venezuela.

02:10:14.000 It's Venezuela?

02:10:14.000 Yeah, they literally imprisoned all the gang members.

02:10:18.000 They just locked every single...

02:10:19.000 Even if he was associated.

02:10:21.000 They made these giant prisons and they just filled the prisons up with gang members and the crime just stopped.

02:10:28.000 But that was the immediate effect.

02:10:29.000 Is that still the case now?

02:10:31.000 I don't know.

02:10:31.000 That's a good question.

02:10:33.000 Is that what they're going to do forever?

02:10:34.000 They're just going to keep these guys in that cage for the rest of their lives?

02:10:37.000 That's expensive.

02:10:38.000 It is expensive, but is it less expensive than letting them wreak havoc and ruin your entire community?

02:10:44.000 I don't know.

02:10:46.000 It's a very totalitarian thing.

02:10:48.000 That depends on who you give a fuck about.

02:10:49.000 Well, it also depends on how many of those people were set up, how many of those people weren't actually in a gang, how many of those people were like, maybe somebody doesn't like you.

02:10:55.000 Probably a little bit of that going on, too.

02:10:57.000 In that type of situation where it's like a drastic change, and they rounding up hundreds of thousands of people, there's going to be a couple of revenge joints slipped in there.

02:11:04.000 Oh, damn, sorry, Jorge, I accidentally put...

02:11:07.000 Yeah, crazy.

02:11:10.000 Oh, El Salvador.

02:11:12.000 It's not Venezuela.

02:11:13.000 It's El Salvador.

02:11:14.000 Look at that.

02:11:16.000 Oh, my God.

02:11:17.000 They just said, fuck it.

02:11:19.000 We're just going to take crime down to zero.

02:11:21.000 So is this life in prison?

02:11:22.000 Well, you know what, man?

02:11:24.000 I mean, is this better?

02:11:25.000 It seems like it's better than having the criminals run society and kill everybody.

02:11:29.000 I mean, but at least, like, get them on some bicycles, provide free power or something.

02:11:33.000 I don't know.

02:11:33.000 And what have they done, you know?

02:11:35.000 But also, if you grow up in that community, what are you going to do?

02:11:38.000 Like, if you grow up and your whole family's involved in the gangs, like, what do you do?

02:11:43.000 Like, you're literally guilty by birth.

02:11:46.000 You know?

02:11:47.000 If you grow up in those communities and that's all they've been doing forever, what do you do?

02:11:51.000 What do you do, you know?

02:11:53.000 How do you sustain that, too?

02:11:55.000 Right.

02:11:55.000 I guess if you have enough money, because now you don't have to fight crime anymore.

02:11:59.000 So now everybody's locked up.

02:12:03.000 It's dark.

02:12:04.000 Or it's just going to be new criminals.

02:12:06.000 Yeah.

02:12:06.000 What could fix the world, Brian Simpson?

02:12:09.000 Is it going to be technology?

02:12:10.000 Is it going to be mushrooms?

02:12:12.000 You know my stance.

02:12:12.000 We're done.

02:12:14.000 Nothing's gonna fix this shit, bro.

02:12:16.000 We're cooked.

02:12:17.000 We're past the point of no return.

02:12:19.000 But why do you think that, though?

02:12:20.000 Because people can exist in small groups together in harmony.

02:12:23.000 Why can't they exist together in large groups in harmony?

02:12:26.000 Because I think people are less intelligent in large groups.

02:12:30.000 The larger the group, the dumber the average IQ, I bet.

02:12:34.000 In terms of how people behave.

02:12:37.000 Well, I think also in larger groups, you don't have to think as much because things are set up for you.

02:12:41.000 And it's just because, you know how I know we're doomed?

02:12:45.000 Online gaming.

02:12:47.000 When you go play a team, I'm playing this Marvel rival shit everybody playing now, but it's like try to get matched up randomly with five other people and get everybody to cooperate.

02:12:57.000 And how often you come across people that are just completely selfish to the point where they'll lose on purpose.

02:13:04.000 And they take the penalty for losing too, but just to ruin your day.

02:13:08.000 Well, that's just randoms that you're meeting online, though.

02:13:11.000 Right, but I mean...

02:13:12.000 You've got to cultivate.

02:13:12.000 You see how people communicate?

02:13:14.000 And obviously, gaming is a certain demographic, but I just mean...

02:13:17.000 Incels.

02:13:18.000 It just reminds me...

02:13:19.000 No, it's not incels.

02:13:21.000 It's regular people out there that just act like assholes when they're anonymous, right?

02:13:25.000 Yeah, of course.

02:13:25.000 Because they can, yeah.

02:13:26.000 So people will do selfish...

02:13:27.000 Oh, you see these game shows where it's like, you know...

02:13:31.000 It's that whole, what's it called?

02:13:33.000 The prisoner's dilemma or whatever?

02:13:34.000 Oh, yeah.

02:13:34.000 We could all win or I could win.

02:13:37.000 Right.

02:13:37.000 And how often do you see people just go, fuck all of y'all?

02:13:40.000 And they probably encourage you to do it because it makes for good TV. And I know, look, there's good people.

02:13:44.000 I meet extraordinary people all the time.

02:13:46.000 Now, especially now that I live here.

02:13:47.000 I meet people all the time that's like, wow, you, like if it was more people like you, we would be good.

02:13:52.000 But it's so little people like you.

02:13:54.000 Right.

02:13:54.000 But how many people like that do you know now?

02:13:57.000 You know a lot, right?

02:13:58.000 You know a lot more.

02:13:59.000 Not enough.

02:14:00.000 Yeah, but you know a lot more.

02:14:02.000 And the key is just to try to limit your associations with people who aren't exceptional.

02:14:08.000 Try to be exceptional, first of all, to attract exceptional people.

02:14:12.000 And then kind of, like, encourage other...

02:14:15.000 You've got to surround yourself with people that are cool.

02:14:18.000 Like, surround yourself with people that are interesting.

02:14:20.000 Surround yourself with people that are exceptional.

02:14:21.000 It gives you, like, energy in this life.

02:14:24.000 It gives you, like, motivation.

02:14:25.000 Yeah, but then you've got to make new friends.

02:14:29.000 I'm not with that either.

02:14:30.000 Some friends are worth making.

02:14:32.000 Some new friends are worth making.

02:14:33.000 But I know what you're saying.

02:14:34.000 I know what you're saying.

02:14:35.000 It's hard.

02:14:36.000 I can make a new...

02:14:37.000 I'm very emotionally unavailable.

02:14:39.000 So I just need friends that don't need that.

02:14:42.000 You know what I mean?

02:14:44.000 That's interesting you say that because you're very friendly.

02:14:46.000 I don't know why you think you're emotionally unavailable.

02:14:48.000 I think you just don't like to be bothered by nonsense that people could fix on their own.

02:14:51.000 There you go.

02:14:52.000 I'm very easily irritated.

02:14:53.000 Yeah, but you're not emotionally unavailable.

02:14:55.000 When we talk about stuff, like everybody talks about stuff in the green room, you're one of the most honest people when you talk about things.

02:15:02.000 Maybe emotionally unavailable is not the right word, but I'm very...

02:15:05.000 I feel very much burdened by unexpected obligations.

02:15:09.000 Yeah.

02:15:10.000 So, like, if you hit me with some last-minute shit, or you constantly need me, because I'll be there for you.

02:15:16.000 But if you're constantly needing stuff, and it's good to...

02:15:19.000 Exactly.

02:15:20.000 But you gotta realize that's a transactional situation.

02:15:24.000 I know.

02:15:25.000 That's a bad situation.

02:15:26.000 That's not a situation...

02:15:27.000 You haven't surrounded yourself with people that are, like, autonomous.

02:15:30.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:15:31.000 There's a lot of people that aren't.

02:15:32.000 They, like, need friends for everything they do.

02:15:35.000 And they can't make decisions.

02:15:36.000 They don't get their shit together.

02:15:37.000 Bro, you know what?

02:15:37.000 I love being by myself.

02:15:39.000 I love going to a restaurant alone.

02:15:41.000 I love company too, but I'll go to the movies alone.

02:15:45.000 I like being alone.

02:15:46.000 I like shopping alone.

02:15:48.000 Well, you have a balance.

02:15:49.000 You spend enough time in front of like...

02:15:52.000 Thousands of people.

02:15:53.000 Because you know what I don't like?

02:15:53.000 I don't like variables.

02:15:55.000 It's like the more people that come, the more shit can switch up, the more shit can go wrong.

02:15:59.000 That's true.

02:16:00.000 And also you get all these social dynamics at play when there's a bunch of people together.

02:16:05.000 How many times have we eaten dinner?

02:16:07.000 What would you say is the perfect amount of people to bring to dinner?

02:16:11.000 It depends.

02:16:12.000 There was this one time, I don't want to say the time, but where there was a bunch of us and a bunch of other people and it really helped that there was a bunch of us because we all huddled up together.

02:16:20.000 Oh, right, right, right.

02:16:20.000 Remember that time?

02:16:21.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:16:21.000 Oh, and don't forget, Vegas was great.

02:16:24.000 It was a lot of people at that table then.

02:16:25.000 Oh, yeah.

02:16:26.000 But we knew all those people.

02:16:28.000 Right, right, right.

02:16:28.000 You know, those all people were like close friends.

02:16:30.000 It was a good time.

02:16:32.000 It wasn't like there was no social dynamics at play.

02:16:36.000 You know, when we're all hanging out, it's generally just fun.

02:16:39.000 There's no, like, one person's trying to get to the top.

02:16:42.000 Yeah, comics are different.

02:16:44.000 But I say, but just, but six is for me.

02:16:47.000 Six is a good number. 0.79

02:16:48.000 If I hear that it's going to be more than six, now it's like, it's going to be separate conversations, and it's going to be...

02:16:53.000 And what if Bob can't drink?

02:16:55.000 What if Bob starts drinking and he gets real loud?

02:16:57.000 Right, man, you need vegan options.

02:17:01.000 Someone's non-gluten.

02:17:02.000 Gluten-free, please.

02:17:03.000 Do you have a gluten-free menu?

02:17:05.000 Yeah, but yeah, yeah.

02:17:06.000 I just, I don't like being in big groups.

02:17:09.000 Right.

02:17:10.000 I know what you mean.

02:17:11.000 I get it.

02:17:14.000 It's like, you know, like when you're a group of people and then one person has a friend that they tell you is cool.

02:17:19.000 Oh, yeah.

02:17:19.000 Don't worry, Bob's cool.

02:17:20.000 Like, bro, my middle name could be, who are we going to be there?

02:17:24.000 Right.

02:17:24.000 You invite me to something?

02:17:25.000 Because even now, like Derek and them, they'll invite me to stuff even though they know I'm not coming.

02:17:30.000 Right.

02:17:30.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

02:17:31.000 Dude, come to the, nah, okay, I'm good.

02:17:33.000 But that's also like, A reflection on your sense of humor.

02:17:36.000 Because you're always finding things that are stupid in everything.

02:17:40.000 Your act is essentially like, let me tell you about some stupid shit.

02:17:48.000 It's a gift of the curse.

02:17:50.000 Oh, it's a gift.

02:17:51.000 Ignorance is bliss.

02:17:53.000 When you notice too much, you can't be happy.

02:17:55.000 You can't possibly be happy.

02:17:57.000 Or you've got to distract yourself.

02:17:59.000 You can be happy for a second when you're...

02:18:00.000 On a drug or having a good time, but eventually you go, how did that fucking helicopter crash into a plane?

02:18:09.000 Yeah, you think about all these different variables.

02:18:11.000 You know, I used to say that to my students when they would fight because a lot of them that were really smart, I would notice they would be much more nervous than the dumb kids.

02:18:23.000 Martial arts.

02:18:26.000 What do you mean?

02:18:29.000 Of course it's martial arts, but my dumbass, my mind went to, like, you teaching in a classroom like a professor?

02:18:36.000 Oh, when they would fight?

02:18:37.000 No.

02:18:37.000 No, no, no.

02:18:38.000 I mean, I'd take them to tournaments.

02:18:39.000 So I had students that I would take to tournaments.

02:18:42.000 And the really smart ones would be the most scared.

02:18:45.000 And I would have to tell them, it's because you're smart.

02:18:48.000 The reason why you're scared is because you're aware of all the variables and you know you're vulnerable.

02:18:52.000 Whereas dumb people don't think that.

02:18:54.000 They're overconfident and they're not aware of all the variables.

02:18:57.000 But you can overcome this.

02:18:59.000 I'll be like, I did it too.

02:19:00.000 I have the same feeling.

02:19:01.000 I don't want to do it.

02:19:02.000 It's stupid.

02:19:02.000 Why am I doing this?

02:19:03.000 Why am I risking my health?

02:19:04.000 Why am I risking my safety?

02:19:05.000 You have all those thoughts that are going to go in your head, but you're going to learn something about yourself from doing this.

02:19:10.000 And you're smart and that's why you're nervous.

02:19:12.000 And you should be nervous because it'll help you.

02:19:14.000 It'll help you move faster.

02:19:15.000 I used to use Customato's expression.

02:19:18.000 Customato, this great thing that he told Mike Tyson.

02:19:20.000 He said, fear is like a fire.

02:19:23.000 It could cook your food if you can control it, or it could burn your house down.

02:19:27.000 That's what it's like.

02:19:29.000 But the intelligent people are the ones that are aware of it.

02:19:32.000 The intelligent people are the ones that oftentimes struggle the most with overcoming anxiety to compete.

02:19:39.000 Because they're aware of how fucking dangerous this actually is.

02:19:42.000 They're not blissfully unaware like a moron who's walking into a cage fight not knowing they might get knocked the fuck out.

02:19:48.000 You know, not gonna happen to me, bro.

02:19:50.000 There's a lot of those not gonna happen to me, bro, guys.

02:19:52.000 Yeah, but you can still be world champion and be that person.

02:19:54.000 Oh, well, if you're gifted.

02:19:56.000 Right.

02:19:56.000 If you're gifted and if you're genetically gifted, you know, and if you're driven and you really work hard and you enjoy it, yeah, you could get pretty far.

02:20:04.000 You're not gonna talk well.

02:20:06.000 You're not going to speak well in, like, 20 years.

02:20:08.000 Yeah, at the end, it's going to be rough.

02:20:10.000 Because it's amazing to me.

02:20:11.000 Like, that's another thing.

02:20:12.000 We talk about legacy and stuff like that, but MMA-wise, Jon Jones is, like, the equivalent to Floyd Mayweather in terms of, like, how little damage he's taking over.

02:20:23.000 Yes, there was a few fights where they were real rough.

02:20:25.000 The Dominic Reyes fight was real rough.

02:20:27.000 He got hit a bunch of times in that fight.

02:20:28.000 The first Gustafson fight.

02:20:29.000 He got caught a few times by Lyoto Machida before he put him to sleep.

02:20:32.000 Lyoto was catching him.

02:20:33.000 He hit him with one big left hand.

02:20:35.000 Rashad Evans clipped him with a big right hand.

02:20:37.000 But for the most part, John is the very best at utilizing distance and also having a strategy.

02:20:42.000 He said that was the hardest he ever got hit, Rashad Evans.

02:20:44.000 Rashad?

02:20:45.000 Yeah.

02:20:45.000 Rashad knocked Chuck Liddell out cold with that punch.

02:20:48.000 Remember?

02:20:49.000 Yeah.

02:20:50.000 Out cold.

02:20:51.000 One shot.

02:20:51.000 Was that the first time Chuck Liddell got knocked out?

02:20:54.000 No.

02:20:55.000 Chuck Liddell had gotten stopped by Rampage and Pride.

02:20:57.000 Okay.

02:20:58.000 And then Chuck Liddell, I mean, he'd been stopped a few times.

02:21:01.000 I think Shogun stopped him.

02:21:05.000 No, because Rampage stopped him during his rise.

02:21:09.000 Like, Rampage stopped him when he was a champ, or maybe he wasn't the champ, he was like...

02:21:15.000 The best guy.

02:21:17.000 Tito was the champ for a little before Chuck fought Tito, and everybody knew that Chuck was going to beat Tito.

02:21:22.000 It was one of those things where they're like, this is a bad matchup, because Chuck is a really good wrestler and just a ferocious striker.

02:21:28.000 Ferocious.

02:21:29.000 And so aggressive and just nasty power.

02:21:32.000 And just would throw himself into the wars.

02:21:34.000 Throw himself.

02:21:35.000 He had an iron chin.

02:21:36.000 So he'd just, fuck you.

02:21:38.000 He'd just throw himself.

02:21:39.000 And really skillful, too, man.

02:21:41.000 Like, underrated skills, but just a desire.

02:21:44.000 I admire for the firefight that was like nobody else.

02:21:48.000 But Rampage beat him.

02:21:49.000 Rampage stopped him in Pride.

02:21:51.000 So they had an exchange where they were going to send UFC fighters over to Pride to fight the best Pride guys.

02:21:58.000 And Chuck was one of the best UFC guys.

02:22:00.000 And Rampage stopped him.

02:22:02.000 And Chuck fought Alistair Overeem.

02:22:05.000 And Alistair Overeem was doing really well.

02:22:06.000 But Alistair...

02:22:08.000 Damn.

02:22:08.000 Chuck stopped Alistair.

02:22:10.000 Just that this, though.

02:22:11.000 Rampage used to have...

02:22:12.000 Oh, bro, this was when Chuck was Chuck, right?

02:22:15.000 This was not, like, past his prime Chuck.

02:22:17.000 This was, like, in his prime Chuck.

02:22:19.000 But Rampage was fucking ferocious.

02:22:22.000 He was so good.

02:22:23.000 And Pride had knees to the head on the ground, all this shit.

02:22:26.000 And Rampage eventually, I believe he stopped him with, like, body shots on the ground, if I remember correctly.

02:22:32.000 I remember he just beat him up and then they stopped the fight.

02:22:36.000 I think he just got on top of him at one point in time.

02:22:39.000 It was a grueling fucking fight though, but I think this is like the end of it right here.

02:22:44.000 He was just beating him down and eventually stopped the fight.

02:22:48.000 So these punches to the face and then just dig into the body.

02:22:51.000 Look how tiny that referee is. 1.00

02:22:52.000 I know.

02:22:54.000 And then it looks like he got on top of him.

02:22:57.000 Yeah, he got full mount and then they stopped the fight.

02:22:59.000 Yeah.

02:23:06.000 That was Rampage in his prime.

02:23:07.000 Rampage in his prime was a motherfucker.

02:23:09.000 I saw a video of somebody talking shit to him.

02:23:11.000 One of the young fighters now talking shit to him.

02:23:13.000 Oh, it was Kevin Holland.

02:23:14.000 Yeah, Kevin Holland and him had some sort of a disagreement.

02:23:18.000 Yeah, so they don't get that?

02:23:20.000 He don't get, like, legend status?

02:23:21.000 Like, well, you gotta let it slide?

02:23:22.000 I don't know.

02:23:23.000 Young guys are, you know how they are.

02:23:25.000 Because that's like if Randy Couture say something out of pocket.

02:23:28.000 Right, right, right.

02:23:28.000 And you're a fighter, like, you gotta let it slide.

02:23:31.000 He's a legend.

02:23:32.000 Rampage is a legend.

02:23:33.000 You know, it's like, there's a lot of guys.

02:23:34.000 You know, when you talk about BJ Penn, talk about him with respect.

02:23:39.000 Yeah, because also, like, it doesn't look good.

02:23:42.000 No.

02:23:44.000 Especially, like, I'll fight you right now, like that kind of shit.

02:23:47.000 Right.

02:23:47.000 That's not a good look, bro.

02:23:48.000 Especially the guy, like, paved the way.

02:23:50.000 Like, Rampage was, this was, like, when Rampage fought Chuck, what year was that?

02:23:54.000 Was that, like, 2003?

02:23:57.000 What year was that?

02:23:58.000 I'm gonna guess, I'm gonna guess 05. Was it 2007?

02:24:02.000 The Pride fight was different.

02:24:04.000 Yeah, well Rampage knocked Chuck out.

02:24:06.000 It was like 05 probably.

02:24:07.000 In the UFC too.

02:24:11.000 Rampage caught Chuck with a right hook.

02:24:14.000 2003. So then they fought again in 2007. Is that what happened?

02:24:19.000 Show that one.

02:24:21.000 Yeah, Rampage knocked out Vanderlei Silva.

02:24:23.000 He lost to Vanderlei Silva twice though, brutally, in Pride.

02:24:29.000 One of the fights was fucking brutal.

02:24:32.000 Brutal.

02:24:33.000 Brutal knockout.

02:24:34.000 He got kneed in the face and went through the ropes unconscious.

02:24:38.000 So this is Chuck and Rampage in the UFC. This is when Rampage won the title.

02:24:43.000 And, you know, Chuck had already fought him once and got stopped, so he was wary.

02:24:47.000 And this was way past his pride trip, right?

02:24:49.000 No, he was in his prime, man.

02:24:51.000 He was still in his prime.

02:24:52.000 He was the champion.

02:24:55.000 Chuck was the champion at this point in time.

02:24:58.000 But Rampage was fucking good, man.

02:25:01.000 He was fucking good.

02:25:02.000 And just so dangerous.

02:25:05.000 Boom.

02:25:07.000 And I was saying he's the funniest guy in MMA. He's very funny.

02:25:10.000 I actually interviewed him on...

02:25:12.000 I did that UFC show for a while.

02:25:14.000 I forget what it's called.

02:25:15.000 But it was...

02:25:16.000 We hung out together.

02:25:17.000 We rolled.

02:25:18.000 We did jiu-jitsu.

02:25:20.000 Went and got something to eat.

02:25:23.000 But he's very funny, dude.

02:25:24.000 He used to have this crazy monster truck.

02:25:30.000 There it is.

02:25:31.000 Boom That's how he won the title Boom Yeah, it was awesome.

02:25:47.000 Chuck's confused, but that's what happens when you get knocked out.

02:25:49.000 You don't know what the fuck happened.

02:25:52.000 You think you're fine.

02:25:53.000 Really?

02:25:54.000 Yeah, you don't know what happened.

02:25:55.000 You get shut off.

02:25:56.000 You're like, what happened?

02:25:57.000 Like, sometimes guys get shut off, and then they dive for the referee's legs, and they think they're still fighting, and they take the referee down.

02:26:03.000 I've seen a dude swinging at the ref.

02:26:05.000 Oh, yeah.

02:26:05.000 They don't know what's happening.

02:26:06.000 I mean, a lot of these guys are on, like, full fight or flight after they get tagged.

02:26:11.000 They're just in—it's just chaos.

02:26:13.000 They don't know what they're seeing.

02:26:14.000 Referees get hit all the time.

02:26:16.000 Yeah, that's why I was like, look how tiny that, you see how tiny that motherfucker was?

02:26:18.000 Like, what you gonna do?

02:26:19.000 What are you, what are you stopping in there?

02:26:20.000 Right.

02:26:21.000 How are you gonna get a rampage off of Chuck Liddell?

02:26:24.000 I see like Herb Dean, like, dive at motherfuckers and move them.

02:26:26.000 Right, right, right.

02:26:26.000 Well, you need, you got, Herb's a big guy.

02:26:28.000 You know, that's what you want.

02:26:30.000 Or a strong person.

02:26:31.000 Like, you, you have to have, like, physical strength.

02:26:33.000 He's just gonna ask you politely.

02:26:34.000 Well, imagine if, like, Francis is fighting.

02:26:37.000 How are you going to get Francis off somebody?

02:26:39.000 How are you even going to move him?

02:26:41.000 There's no way that Herb Dean's stronger than Francis Ngannou.

02:26:44.000 Impossible.

02:26:45.000 But you've got to be strong enough that they feel you.

02:26:48.000 You can't be 125 pounds refereeing that fight.

02:26:52.000 I thought that was a woman at first.

02:26:53.000 Mark Goddard's good, too.

02:26:54.000 He's a big dude.

02:26:55.000 Mark Goddard?

02:26:56.000 Yeah.

02:26:56.000 He's great for those big fights.

02:26:58.000 I don't think I've ever seen him in person.

02:26:59.000 I met Herb Dean.

02:27:01.000 He's one of the best referees.

02:27:03.000 There's quite a few of them.

02:27:05.000 That are really, really good.

02:27:06.000 But I always say the gold standard, Terb.

02:27:08.000 He's the gold standard.

02:27:09.000 And Big John, when he was doing it, he was the gold standard.

02:27:11.000 He stopped?

02:27:11.000 Yeah, he does commentary now.

02:27:14.000 John does commentary.

02:27:15.000 Well, he's doing it for Bellator, but I think Bellator is now no longer.

02:27:19.000 He also has a podcast with Josh Thompson that's really good.

02:27:22.000 Who's that one referee that Dana White hated? 0.57

02:27:23.000 Steve Mazzagotti.

02:27:24.000 Yeah.

02:27:25.000 What happened to him?

02:27:25.000 Does he steal the referee?

02:27:27.000 I don't know.

02:27:28.000 I haven't seen him in a while.

02:27:29.000 I think I saw him at a kickboxing event many years later.

02:27:31.000 That dude's never going to work again.

02:27:34.000 Like, that's a wild shit to say and mean it.

02:27:36.000 Yeah.

02:27:37.000 People make mistakes.

02:27:39.000 You know?

02:27:40.000 Yeah.

02:27:40.000 But what was his fuck up, though?

02:27:42.000 He fucked up bad, right?

02:27:43.000 He fucked up a few of them.

02:27:45.000 There's a few of those guys that fucked up a few too many fights.

02:27:48.000 And then they just, you know, you just can't after a while.

02:27:51.000 We need someone reliable.

02:27:52.000 When you got a guy like Mark Goddard who almost never fucks up, everybody is going to fuck up.

02:27:56.000 They have the second hardest job.

02:27:57.000 The first hardest job is the fighter.

02:27:59.000 Second hardest job is the referee.

02:28:01.000 Right.

02:28:01.000 Third hardest job is probably the judge.

02:28:05.000 My job's easy.

02:28:06.000 And the ref, they can only see from one angle.

02:28:11.000 We miss shit all the time, and we have monitors.

02:28:14.000 At least the refs have, or excuse me, the...

02:28:17.000 The judges have monitors now.

02:28:19.000 They didn't used to have monitors.

02:28:21.000 In the early days, we had a fight to get them monitors.

02:28:23.000 We're like, we should be able to show them stuff in the replay that the crowd is seeing.

02:28:27.000 Because sometimes you think a guy got knocked down, but he didn't.

02:28:30.000 He just tripped.

02:28:31.000 And it looks like he got knocked down, but really he just got punched on the shoulder and they just fell down.

02:28:36.000 That happened in that fight with Islam Makachev and Moikano.

02:28:40.000 Moikano caught him with a right hand.

02:28:43.000 It looked like he hit him.

02:28:44.000 We thought he dropped him, but really what happened is he kind of hit him in the shoulder and they tripped legs together and Islam fell down.

02:28:53.000 We thought he was hurt.

02:28:55.000 So if you were judging that, I mean, Islam finished him in the first round, he subbed him in the first round, so it didn't matter. 0.82

02:29:01.000 But if you saw that fight, and if that went to the distance, and you said, oh my god, he's hurting him, he's rocking him on the feet, you would maybe score that round for Moicano, when if you saw the replay, you'd go, oh, he didn't rock him.

02:29:14.000 He just slipped.

02:29:15.000 So if you don't have a monitor...

02:29:17.000 Can they hear you all too?

02:29:18.000 No, they shouldn't be able to hear us because maybe...

02:29:20.000 It's bias.

02:29:21.000 Yeah, maybe we frame it in a way that's different than the way they think it.

02:29:24.000 The whole reason to have three different point of views is to have three different expert perspectives.

02:29:29.000 You don't want them hearing what me and DC are saying.

02:29:32.000 Right, right, right, right.

02:29:33.000 You want them like watching the fight.

02:29:35.000 Because if we're on someone's nuts, you know, and then this guy's like, oh, he definitely is winning.

02:29:39.000 You know, and maybe the people at home are like, fuck you, the other guy was winning.

02:29:42.000 Like, there's a few of those fights.

02:29:44.000 Yeah, some were...

02:29:46.000 It's been a while.

02:29:47.000 No, it hasn't.

02:29:48.000 Since it was like a really questionable one.

02:29:50.000 You know what's an interesting one?

02:29:51.000 Not a questionable one.

02:29:52.000 But an interesting one is Marab versus Umar.

02:29:55.000 So Marab, Dvavishwili, and Umar Nurmagomedov, they go to the distance.

02:29:59.000 Five-round fight.

02:30:01.000 Marab winds up winning the decision.

02:30:02.000 Those on that same card.

02:30:03.000 Yeah.

02:30:04.000 Amazing fight.

02:30:05.000 Amazing fight.

02:30:06.000 Probably the best 135 pound title fight in the history of the sport.

02:30:10.000 It was incredible.

02:30:11.000 It was so well matched.

02:30:12.000 They went back and forth.

02:30:14.000 Umar apparently broke his hand in the first round.

02:30:16.000 Was still throwing it for the whole fight.

02:30:17.000 He wound up taking Murab down.

02:30:19.000 And nobody expected that.

02:30:21.000 He got Murab's back.

02:30:22.000 He won the first two rounds.

02:30:23.000 And the question is the third round.

02:30:26.000 And so I watched it a couple of times.

02:30:28.000 And me and John Anik and Daniel Cormier have been going back and forth with text about this.

02:30:31.000 I was like, man, that third round is so close.

02:30:35.000 It's so close.

02:30:36.000 I could see judges giving it to Umar.

02:30:38.000 He landed more strikes on the feet.

02:30:40.000 He did get one takedown.

02:30:41.000 Merab got a couple takedowns, but he didn't do much with the takedown.

02:30:45.000 But Daniel had a really good point that at the end of it, Merab's was accelerating, and it looked like Umar was starting to get tired.

02:30:53.000 See, I tuned in at that point.

02:30:56.000 I started that pay-per-view at that third round.

02:30:59.000 Yeah.

02:30:59.000 So I hadn't seen the previous two rounds.

02:31:01.000 But at the end of the third round, Umar has Murab's back.

02:31:05.000 He's behind him and he's controlling him against the cage.

02:31:09.000 And he had wound up taking Murab down at one point in time.

02:31:11.000 So it's like he landed a lot of strikes on the feet.

02:31:15.000 Like probably did more actual damage.

02:31:18.000 But Marab did take him down more, and Marab was pushing the pace, and Marab did also land shots.

02:31:25.000 Like, it was close.

02:31:26.000 It's the third round that's the real close one, because I gave the first two rounds to Umar, and then you get into the third, you're like, ooh, that's the one.

02:31:34.000 That one's close.

02:31:35.000 Because the fourth and the fifth were clearly Marab was coming on strong. 0.98

02:31:38.000 Marab was like, it was astonishing, his endurance.

02:31:43.000 Astonishing.

02:31:43.000 His fucking cardiovascular system's off the charts.

02:31:47.000 It was a good-ass fight.

02:31:48.000 His cardio is fucking insanity.

02:31:51.000 It's insanity.

02:31:52.000 It's like Michael Chandler.

02:31:53.000 But I would be very happy to see that fight again.

02:31:55.000 Very happy.

02:31:56.000 I never see Michael Chandler get tired.

02:31:58.000 Incredible.

02:31:59.000 Remember his last fight when he lost?

02:32:01.000 With Olivera, yeah.

02:32:02.000 Yeah, but he's sitting there standing up with a motherfucker on his back in the last round.

02:32:06.000 Yeah.

02:32:06.000 Like, I never see him get tired.

02:32:08.000 No, he's an animal.

02:32:09.000 Well, he trains like nobody.

02:32:11.000 I mean, his strength and conditioning routines, you can watch them online.

02:32:14.000 They're fucking crazy.

02:32:16.000 Cam Haynes went and trained with him once.

02:32:18.000 He said the guy's a maniac.

02:32:19.000 But that's his weapon.

02:32:21.000 To have that kind of cardio, that kind of discipline, to have that kind of cardio, that work ethic.

02:32:26.000 It's also the work ethic, man.

02:32:27.000 You have to have that work ethic.

02:32:29.000 Because he's been doing it for a long time.

02:32:32.000 And to still have that work ethic.

02:32:34.000 That's what I mean.

02:32:35.000 Even the best people in the world, they get tired of it.

02:32:38.000 Yeah, he's not tired of it, man.

02:32:40.000 He's definitely not tired of it.

02:32:41.000 He's still exciting.

02:32:42.000 I mean, Oliveira's one of the best in the world.

02:32:44.000 He had Oliveira hurt in that third round.

02:32:46.000 He had him hurt.

02:32:47.000 Like, he had some moments in that third round where you're like, holy shit.

02:32:50.000 Like, this is a real fight.

02:32:51.000 And Oliveira is as good as it gets.

02:32:54.000 He's one of the best submission artists in the history of the sport.

02:32:57.000 And he couldn't get him.

02:33:00.000 Got him in the first fight, though.

02:33:02.000 First fight, he KO'd him, remember?

02:33:03.000 He hit him with that clean left hook. 1.00

02:33:05.000 I don't remember.

02:33:06.000 Chandler had him real hurt in the first round.

02:33:08.000 Rocked.

02:33:08.000 On his back, fighting him off in the first round.

02:33:11.000 And then starting the second round, Chandler moves straight to him and Olivera just pieces him up.

02:33:16.000 Oh yeah, I do remember that guy.

02:33:19.000 He hit him with a clean left hook. 0.99

02:33:20.000 It was clean.

02:33:21.000 I think I was there.

02:33:22.000 You might have been there.

02:33:24.000 Yeah, man.

02:33:25.000 We had some good-ass fights this year.

02:33:28.000 And now Crawford's about to fight.

02:33:31.000 Yes, he's going to fight Canelo.

02:33:34.000 I just hope he's big enough.

02:33:37.000 I hope he's big enough to keep that dude off him because Canelo hits so hard, man.

02:33:41.000 That's one dude that I believe all the shit he be talking.

02:33:45.000 Crawford?

02:33:45.000 Yeah.

02:33:45.000 Oh, he's good.

02:33:46.000 He don't just be saying shit.

02:33:48.000 They tried to say that Errol Spence was damaged because of what Crawford did to him because he was damaged from the car accident.

02:33:54.000 I'm like, maybe.

02:33:54.000 Or maybe Crawford would have done that three years ago.

02:33:57.000 I think he's that good.

02:33:59.000 He's just so skillful.

02:34:00.000 He's so slick.

02:34:02.000 And he's also the best guy in the sport at switch hitting.

02:34:06.000 He'll go from southpaw to orthodox and be just as good and trip you up. 0.99

02:34:10.000 You think he's going to start southpaw, he starts orthodox.

02:34:13.000 You prepare for orthodox, he's fighting southpaw.

02:34:16.000 He feels like he's got you timed better orthodox, he'll switch it up.

02:34:19.000 He's super accurate.

02:34:21.000 He just knows so much about boxing, about where to be and what's coming.

02:34:28.000 He's a strategist that's also entertaining.

02:34:31.000 Yeah.

02:34:31.000 You know what I mean?

02:34:32.000 He's an artist.

02:34:33.000 Remember like a young B-hop? 0.80

02:34:34.000 Yeah.

02:34:35.000 Just so sharp and made it look almost entertaining.

02:34:39.000 You know what I mean?

02:34:40.000 Roy Jones in his prime.

02:34:41.000 It was art.

02:34:41.000 You were watching art.

02:34:43.000 He's piecing up people.

02:34:44.000 It was an art form.

02:34:46.000 All right, Brian Simpson.

02:34:48.000 Let's wrap this bitch up. 1.00

02:34:49.000 Bring it home.

02:34:50.000 Let's do it.

02:34:50.000 Everybody, BS Comedian on Twitter, BS Comedian on Instagram.

02:34:55.000 Branson's Comedy.com for tour tickets.

02:34:57.000 Netflix special.

02:34:58.000 Live from Mothership.

02:34:59.000 Bam.

02:35:00.000 Streaming right now.

02:35:00.000 That's it.

02:35:01.000 Thank you, brother.

02:35:02.000 Later, man.

02:35:02.000 Bye.

02:35:03.000 Thank you.

02:35:04.000 Oh, you know what?

02:35:05.000 One thing we've got to talk about.

02:35:06.000 What?

02:35:06.000 I wanted to thank you for sending people to go watch that.

02:35:10.000 Clip of WAP on YouTube.

02:35:12.000 Oh.

02:35:13.000 I got a lot of...

02:35:13.000 One of the best videos, one of the best bits of all time.

02:35:16.000 I love that bit.

02:35:17.000 Alright, go see it.

02:35:18.000 It's on YouTube.

The Joe Rogan Experience - January 31, 2025

Joe Rogan Experience #2266 - Brian Simpson

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