The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience #2291 - Bert Kreischer

00:00:01.000 Joe Rogan podcast, checking out.

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00:00:13.000 Good to see you.

00:00:14.000 Thank you, Joe.

00:00:15.000 Always good to see you, my dad.

00:00:15.000 It's always good seeing you, man.

00:00:17.000 I always say, like, you give the best hugs.

00:00:20.000 The UFC the other night when I saw you.

00:00:24.000 Yeah. And you came up, you just wrap it up.

00:00:26.000 I love it.

00:00:27.000 I'm a hug guy, too.

00:00:28.000 Yeah. I think it shows your emotion.

00:00:30.000 I love a real hug, yeah.

00:00:31.000 A real hug where someone loves you.

00:00:34.000 Yeah. You know, I love you.

00:00:36.000 You know, I love you.

00:00:37.000 I know you love me.

00:00:38.000 I know you love me.

00:00:39.000 We've been friends for a long time, brother.

00:00:41.000 I know.

00:00:42.000 I really have.

00:00:43.000 It's nice, like, having friends that you've been friends with for just decades, you know.

00:00:49.000 I always say, I've said this before, but I always say, you're like, I never had a brother growing up.

00:00:55.000 And you've always been pretty honest with me, the way a big brother would be, and you've always come from a place of love.

00:01:01.000 I remember the whole reason my whole...

00:01:04.000 I was doing nothing in fucking nothing.

00:01:06.000 I'm sitting in the backstage of the store with you, and you look to you, you go, Tommy's doing theaters.

00:01:11.000 And I said, okay.

00:01:12.000 And you need to be doing theaters.

00:01:14.000 I was like, okay?

00:01:15.000 And you're like, you need a Netflix special.

00:01:16.000 You need to get one.

00:01:17.000 I was like...

00:01:18.000 All right, Joe, how am I supposed to do that?

00:01:20.000 And you go, be undeniable.

00:01:21.000 And you just walked away.

00:01:22.000 And I fucking was like, that's the kind of mentorship you look for in a friend.

00:01:26.000 That's who you want to be around.

00:01:27.000 Surround yourself great white sharks and people think you're a great white shark.

00:01:30.000 Well, you were always really fun and really funny, but you were always doing these travel channel shows.

00:01:36.000 Yeah. And this is what drove me crazy.

00:01:38.000 I remember the day.

00:01:39.000 We've talked about it before, but I remember the day.

00:01:40.000 I was in the comedy store and I was calling you from the main room.

00:01:44.000 And you were on a motorcycle in Vietnam.

00:01:45.000 Yeah. I think you were drunk.

00:01:52.000 I was drunk and hot.

00:01:54.000 Two things you're not supposed to be on a motorcycle.

00:01:57.000 No helmet in flip-flops.

00:02:00.000 Which, by the way, it's a fun way to catch somebody when you call someone and you're going to go on stage in like 20 minutes.

00:02:06.000 I'm just checking in on you to see what's going on and you're on a fucking motorcycle in Vietnam.

00:02:10.000 I'm laughing.

00:02:11.000 But then I was like, dude, you really need to dedicate yourself to stand up.

00:02:15.000 Like, this is a trap.

00:02:16.000 It's a velvet prison.

00:02:17.000 These TV shows are a velvet prison.

00:02:20.000 And when you're on the travel channel, you're not even getting, well, you're making great money, right?

00:02:24.000 But you're not getting, I can retire now money.

00:02:26.000 No. There's no fuck you money. 0.86

00:02:28.000 It's I can live well money.

00:02:29.000 You know, it's a great job.

00:02:31.000 But it's one of those jobs where you, at a certain point in time, you got to go, okay, I have to jump ship.

00:02:36.000 Like, you know, I can't keep doing this.

00:02:39.000 Like, this is going to fuck up everything else I'm doing.

00:02:42.000 It's hard to pull that trigger, too, because like with kids and a family and a house.

00:02:46.000 Yep, yep, yep.

00:02:47.000 And you go, okay, it's not great money, but it's good money.

00:02:50.000 Yeah. And the road was not great money.

00:02:52.000 And I remember you saying, you need a Netflix special.

00:02:54.000 Yeah. I remember you saying that to me.

00:02:56.000 On that motorcycle, I'm sitting, I pulled, I had headsets in.

00:02:58.000 I was listening to the doors, magic caravan, Spanish caravan.

00:03:03.000 And I was flying.

00:03:04.000 I was high.

00:03:05.000 There were oxen on either side of me.

00:03:06.000 The sun was setting.

00:03:08.000 And you're like, dude, this is who you are.

00:03:10.000 Fuck that travel channel bullshit.

00:03:11.000 Get away from it.

00:03:12.000 You need to focus on stand up in your podcast.

00:03:14.000 Yeah. And I was like, yeah.

00:03:15.000 And you're like, you're the fucking machine.

00:03:16.000 If you don't talk about this on stage, then you're not doing yourself, you're doing yourself a disservice.

00:03:21.000 Well, there's certain people that, like, you know their full potential because when they're with you, they're completely relaxed.

00:03:29.000 And, you know, everyone's just having a great time and you get to see them at their best.

00:03:34.000 And when you're crying, laughing, just hanging out talking to a guy, you're like, this guy's got it.

00:03:38.000 He's just got to figure out how to get rid of all the other shit in his life and focus on that.

00:03:44.000 Because you were always so fucking funny.

00:03:46.000 And I was like, how is this guy doing these shows where he's letting people hurt him and all this?

00:03:51.000 Like, when you were doing hurt, Bert?

00:03:52.000 I was like, what are you doing?

00:03:53.000 Don't get hurt.

00:03:55.000 And then...

00:03:56.000 I just that also I'd gone through it with Fear Factor.

00:04:00.000 Like Fear Factor was a great job.

00:04:02.000 Don't get me wrong.

00:04:03.000 Very happy that I got it.

00:04:04.000 It was wonderful.

00:04:05.000 It gave me fuck you money.

00:04:06.000 It gave me the ability to do whatever I want after that.

00:04:09.000 Yeah. But it was a thing where I was like, this is not what I want to do.

00:04:12.000 What I want to do is what I always do.

00:04:14.000 Just stand up and have fun.

00:04:17.000 You know, if I was, I was doing the UFC back then, too.

00:04:20.000 So I was like, do the UFC commentary, things I love doing.

00:04:23.000 That's what I want to be doing.

00:04:24.000 I don't want to be doing just a job.

00:04:26.000 Jobs are great.

00:04:27.000 Don't get me wrong.

00:04:28.000 Thankful I got it.

00:04:29.000 But at a certain point in time, if you want to reach your full potential, you have to realize, like, this is holding me back.

00:04:34.000 And sometimes people don't want to tell you.

00:04:36.000 And I've had people tell me, like, don't leave Fairfactor.

00:04:40.000 I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about?

00:04:41.000 I have to leave.

00:04:42.000 I have to leave.

00:04:43.000 I got to go.

00:04:44.000 I remember those times.

00:04:46.000 I remember people saying, because I knew you were, I knew you as Joe the stand-up.

00:04:50.000 And I remember people saying, he does comedy?

00:04:53.000 And I was like, no, that's what he does.

00:04:55.000 Like, he's not an actor.

00:04:55.000 He's not a host.

00:04:56.000 He's a comedian.

00:04:57.000 But that's not understandable, right?

00:04:58.000 Like, my stand-up, I'd only done, like, By then, I'd only done like a couple things that were out, that were available.

00:05:08.000 And I was on the hugest show in television.

00:05:11.000 Fear Factor was fucking gigantic.

00:05:12.000 It was massive.

00:05:13.000 It was nuts.

00:05:14.000 It was massive.

00:05:15.000 Monday nights?

00:05:15.000 Yeah. It was a fun job.

00:05:17.000 You know it's a big show when 20 years later, you can remember the night it was on.

00:05:20.000 But this is what's important.

00:05:22.000 Even though it was the number one show in the country, I still had that feeling.

00:05:25.000 Like, I don't want to really be doing this.

00:05:27.000 I'm happy to do it.

00:05:28.000 I'm very thankful that I got the job.

00:05:30.000 I worked with some amazing people.

00:05:32.000 It was a lot of fun.

00:05:32.000 We had a great crew, really fun time.

00:05:35.000 But I didn't want to do it.

00:05:37.000 I wanted to do this.

00:05:38.000 I didn't know I wanted to do this because this wasn't a thing, you know, but once I figured it out, I was like, oh, this is what I want to do.

00:05:45.000 I want to do this in stand-up.

00:05:46.000 And the UFC, which is like, to me, it's not even a job.

00:05:49.000 It's like a vacation.

00:05:50.000 It's crazy watching you operate in the UFC and seeing that mechanism and to think when you started that?

00:05:57.000 Like how far that path with the UFC has been for you?

00:06:01.000 Oh, for me it was 97. I know, but walking in through the other day and I was like, oh, this has been Joe's life for fucking 26 years.

00:06:08.000 Well, you know, if you're a person who's a martial artist and you're a fan of martial arts, if you get a job to do that like if you get a job to talk about martial arts and to express your love for it and your appreciation for the athletes appreciation for the fighters and what they have to go through to get to where they're at and the magnitude of their accomplishments and to put words to that like to do that to be able to do that for a living that's an honor that's how i feel oh yeah it's like it's an honor it's an honor and

00:06:39.000 i feel like i do a good job at it and so and i like doing it and i'm super passionate about it and i don't do it Because it's a job.

00:06:47.000 I do it because I love it.

00:06:48.000 Like, I don't need to do it.

00:06:50.000 I could have quit a long time ago.

00:06:51.000 I could just watch it.

00:06:53.000 Like, we're doing a fight companion this weekend.

00:06:55.000 It's going to be fun.

00:06:56.000 We're going to hang out.

00:06:57.000 What are you doing Saturday?

00:06:57.000 I don't know.

00:06:59.000 Oh, I'm in Vegas.

00:07:00.000 Are you really?

00:07:01.000 I have two shows in Vegas this weekend.

00:07:02.000 At Resorts World Theater.

00:07:03.000 Nice. Oh, I should say...

00:07:05.000 My special, lucky, is streaming right now on Netflix.

00:07:08.000 Right now.

00:07:10.000 I say lucky because I am the luckiest fucking guy in the world.

00:07:13.000 I really am.

00:07:14.000 When you think about like, do you think about like finding the friends I did later in life, you know, like at like 37 or 38 when I started meeting all you guys and hanging out with you guys?

00:07:24.000 And then, you know, being, getting into comedy at the time I did.

00:07:29.000 Like, we got into comedy when no one, it wasn't a job.

00:07:32.000 It was like, it was weird.

00:07:33.000 It was like joining the fucking circus.

00:07:35.000 It was.

00:07:35.000 And I only got into comedy because I got discovered by Rolling Stone magazine as the number one party in them on the country.

00:07:40.000 I mean, what are the fucking odds of my life tracking out?

00:07:43.000 So I, that's why I named it lucky.

00:07:45.000 Well, we're all very lucky.

00:07:47.000 That's absolutely sure.

00:07:49.000 No, no dispute.

00:07:50.000 We're all very lucky.

00:07:52.000 If you're listening to this, you're very lucky.

00:07:53.000 Because you can fucking hear.

00:07:54.000 How about that?

00:07:55.000 Yeah. If you're watching it, you're very lucky that you can afford a phone.

00:07:59.000 We're very lucky.

00:08:01.000 Like, most of the world lives in utter poverty.

00:08:03.000 And that's the unfortunate reality of all these people virtue signaling about the 1%.

00:08:08.000 Like, bitch, you're in the 1%. 1.00

00:08:10.000 There's someone digging in blood diamonds in Sarah Leone right now smoking brown-brown, and he's 11. If you make $34,000 in America, you're in the 1% of the world.

00:08:22.000 How about that?

00:08:23.000 Wow. Yep.

00:08:24.000 That's real.

00:08:26.000 My father-in-law still isn't in that 1%.

00:08:28.000 And Hey, life's not good for everybody.

00:08:36.000 Some people will get lucky at all.

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00:10:23.000 I always think luck is a perspective.

00:10:26.000 You work hard, dude.

00:10:27.000 You're not just lucky.

00:10:28.000 You work hard.

00:10:29.000 You work real hard.

00:10:30.000 You're always touring.

00:10:31.000 You're always doing things.

00:10:32.000 You're always putting together new shit.

00:10:34.000 You're always working.

00:10:35.000 You're always hustling.

00:10:36.000 Like, it's not just luck.

00:10:38.000 It's luck plus, you know, you love to party, but...

00:10:42.000 You also have a great work ethic.

00:10:44.000 And that's very, very important, man.

00:10:46.000 It's like you can't just be lucky.

00:10:49.000 Lucky's huge.

00:10:50.000 You got to get lucky.

00:10:52.000 But also, if you work really hard, you tend to get luckier, especially if you're smart and if you're willing to take risks.

00:10:57.000 Like for you, the travel channel think that was a risk.

00:10:59.000 Like you had to, you had to listen to your friends and you had to go, you know what, they're fucking right.

00:11:04.000 Everybody else is cooking right now.

00:11:06.000 And my stand-ups kind of stalled out because I'm doing this TV show.

00:11:09.000 And again, it's coming from someone who was there.

00:11:13.000 And I'm telling you that if you're making millions and you still feel that way, versus if you're making thousands and you still feel that way, you got to trust me.

00:11:21.000 There's another way to get through this.

00:11:23.000 And the other way we found.

00:11:25.000 We got, you know, we were right.

00:11:27.000 Yeah. Look, we fucking saw light at the end of the tunnel.

00:11:30.000 We were like, this is the way to go.

00:11:31.000 And we were right.

00:11:33.000 I remember you telling all of us.

00:11:34.000 You guys need a podcast.

00:11:35.000 And I remember saying to Tom, he's out of his mind.

00:11:37.000 Why don't we just do his?

00:11:38.000 Yeah. No, everybody thought I was out of my mind for even doing mine.

00:11:41.000 Like, people mocked me openly.

00:11:43.000 Like Howard Stern famously mocked all people that were doing podcasts.

00:11:46.000 I remember that.

00:11:48.000 But in his mind, that was correct, because he didn't have this, he wasn't an internet kid.

00:11:54.000 You know, I'm not an internet kid, but, you know, I used to build my own computers in the 90s.

00:12:01.000 I used to go to fries electronics and get motherboards and hard drives.

00:12:06.000 And yeah.

00:12:07.000 My friend Andrew used to help me over the phone.

00:12:09.000 I'd call him.

00:12:09.000 He's a...

00:12:11.000 like a wizard tech guy.

00:12:13.000 And so, like, I had bought all these, like, high-end gaming computers and upgraded the video cards.

00:12:20.000 And I was on all these, like, crazy websites.

00:12:24.000 We'd send each other like, you know, those are the two girls, one cup days. 0.87

00:12:27.000 Like, so I was pretty plugged in.

00:12:29.000 What was the guy, Mr. Smiles or something?

00:12:30.000 Oh, Mr. Hans.

00:12:31.000 Mr. Hans.

00:12:32.000 Okay, keep going.

00:12:32.000 So there was...

00:12:34.000 I was pretty plugged into the idea that the internet was something that people were finding stuff that just wasn't available anywhere else.

00:12:42.000 I got all these like crazy lectures, these Alan Watts lectures that I downloaded.

00:12:47.000 I'm like, this is nuts.

00:12:48.000 That's back when you had to download stuff and then you had to upload it to an air pod.

00:12:53.000 Remember your AirPods with the wheel?

00:12:55.000 Oh, yeah.

00:12:56.000 Those were the shit.

00:12:57.000 Oh, I remember that.

00:12:58.000 It could Click, yeah, the little wheel that would spun around.

00:13:01.000 I loved that thing.

00:13:02.000 And so I would download all these Terrence McKenna lectures and all these Timothy Leary, all these, like, fascinating conversations that I would download.

00:13:11.000 And then I started thinking about it.

00:13:14.000 And then I was like, well...

00:13:16.000 There's podcasts.

00:13:17.000 So people just like start, let's just start doing one of those.

00:13:21.000 We just start doing it.

00:13:22.000 And I was like, nobody was listening to them.

00:13:24.000 It was like, Adam Carolla had a big one because Adam had just left Terrestrial Radio.

00:13:29.000 He was the morning guy that replaced Howard Stern when Howard Stern went to XM.

00:13:33.000 Right? So he's on, or serious, whatever it was.

00:13:36.000 So it's both now, right?

00:13:37.000 They're combined.

00:13:38.000 So he's on morning radio all over the country, but morning radio is like super stagnant.

00:13:44.000 And they had an LA morning radio station where it was all morning, excuse me, talk radio station.

00:13:49.000 where it was all talk radio.

00:13:51.000 So it was Tom Likis, it was him, it was, there was a few other people, I can't remember.

00:13:56.000 Ricky Rockman had a show.

00:13:58.000 Yeah, Phil Hendry, I think, had a show.

00:14:00.000 He had a different show.

00:14:01.000 Oh, yeah.

00:14:01.000 Phil Henry was an AM guy.

00:14:03.000 He was, that was the greatest, one of the greatest show.

00:14:04.000 That was the greatest shows in the world.

00:14:06.000 It's one of the greatest shows of all time, and he's a super nice guy.

00:14:09.000 I met him once in Montreal.

00:14:11.000 So for people who don't know, Phil Hendry, He's the caller and he's the answerer.

00:14:16.000 He does different voices.

00:14:17.000 I mean, genius.

00:14:18.000 And he gets people so angry because the callers would say the dumbest fucking shit.

00:14:24.000 And then you'll have actual people calling in to argue with the caller who's all Phil Hendry.

00:14:29.000 Yeah. I remember sitting next to my dad's bed.

00:14:32.000 My dad's in his underwear, and he's got his alarm clock, and we're listening to it.

00:14:37.000 My dad's just like this, and my dad goes, buddy, he's both of them.

00:14:40.000 I was like, what?

00:14:41.000 He goes, this is all him.

00:14:43.000 And you're just like, whoa.

00:14:44.000 I mean, it was so ahead of its time.

00:14:45.000 So ahead of its time.

00:14:46.000 And once you were in on the joke, it was amazing.

00:14:48.000 Oh, it was amazing.

00:14:49.000 If I was coming home from the store, either Phil Henry or Art Bell.

00:14:53.000 That was how I listened to.

00:14:56.000 the old days.

00:14:57.000 So Art Bell was my favorite.

00:14:58.000 But who was Art Bell?

00:15:00.000 Our Bell was coast to coast with Art Bell from the kingdom of Nye.

00:15:04.000 He was broadcasting from a fucking bunker in the middle of the Nevada desert.

00:15:10.000 He was in, he like had like this crazy radio tower outside of his house in the Nevada desert.

00:15:16.000 And he would have, he would take calls from time travelers, werewolves, people that are coming from another dimension.

00:15:24.000 It was the nudiest fucking show.

00:15:27.000 For real, like, one of my greatest career accomplishments that, like, made me the most happy was I got on the Art Bell show.

00:15:33.000 And I got on it, like, way later when he was on the Internet.

00:15:35.000 It wasn't even on radio anywhere.

00:15:37.000 But for me, it was like, I got on the Art Bell show.

00:15:39.000 Yes! Yes!

00:15:40.000 It was just like, I just loved that show.

00:15:42.000 It was so fun.

00:15:44.000 Because I'd be driving on, that looks, that was his house.

00:15:47.000 So look at, if you see what his house looked like, it's like his house is in the middle of nowhere in the fucking desert.

00:15:54.000 I mean, the middle of nowhere.

00:15:55.000 There's nothing around his house.

00:15:57.000 And his house is all fenced in, like, chain link fence and shit.

00:16:01.000 It looks like so, it looks so psychotic.

00:16:04.000 Like, perfect for a guy that is broadcasting.

00:16:08.000 He's got like this compound in the fucking desert, dude.

00:16:12.000 God. Yeah, it was amazing.

00:16:14.000 And he would broadcast right from there.

00:16:17.000 Because radio, if you have a tower and you have a station, you can broadcast the whole country.

00:16:22.000 The country can carry it.

00:16:23.000 So the whole country was carrying coast to coast with Art Bell.

00:16:27.000 And this wild motherfucker is out in the middle of nowhere in the desert.

00:16:32.000 in like a compound talking to aliens.

00:16:34.000 They were doing what we're doing now way before the curve.

00:16:38.000 Oh, yes.

00:16:39.000 Well, we owe all we have today to Howard Stern and Art Bell for sure.

00:16:45.000 Because, you know, we are kind of like a combination of Howard Stern and Art Bell.

00:16:50.000 And if it wasn't for, he's the guy that got arrested or didn't get arrested, but he got fined heavily by the Bush administration.

00:16:59.000 This is back from the Republicans were the ones that were trying to censor people, which you should always realize.

00:17:05.000 It's crazy that you got to say that.

00:17:06.000 This fucking stupid game that people play back and forth with, you know, who loves war, who hates war, who loves censorship, who hate censorship.

00:17:14.000 It's a political beach ball that they tossed around at a concert to keep people occupied.

00:17:19.000 These motherfuckers switch sides, right? 1.00

00:17:20.000 That should tell you enough alone by yourself, by itself right there, that they fucking switch sides.

00:17:26.000 But he was getting attacked for obscenity.

00:17:30.000 So he would put, like, whatever they would do.

00:17:32.000 And they were, they find, what was the total amount that Howard Stern was fined?

00:17:37.000 So this has to be, you got a neurotic guy as it is, right?

00:17:40.000 Who's also the most pioneering radio guy of all time.

00:17:45.000 Right? He's the guy that...

00:17:47.000 changed radio from DJs playing records to just talking.

00:17:52.000 And talking in your authentic voice and not, hey, welcome back.

00:17:55.000 Talking in your authentic voice and having wild shit on the radio.

00:17:59.000 $2.5 million?

00:17:59.000 $2.5 million between 1990 and 2004.

00:18:00.000 So they fucked with him for 14 years.

00:18:00.000 $2.5 million between 1990 and 2004.

00:18:04.000 So they fucked with him for 14 years.

00:18:08.000 14 years.

00:18:11.000 Find owners of radio station licenses that carried the Howard Stern show.

00:18:17.000 A total of 2.5 million for content and considered to be indecent.

00:18:21.000 Indecent. So all the stuff that we do on podcasts right now, we would 100% have been fined.

00:18:28.000 100%. I would have been off the air a long time ago.

00:18:30.000 It was real censorship, but it was just done under the guise of broadcast...

00:18:36.000 The idea is like if you're going to broadcast something on a major network, like NBC, CBS, they have rules to language and what you're allowed to show, which is kind of crazy.

00:18:46.000 Like, why do you have those rules?

00:18:49.000 Like, why do those rules exist to keep obscenity from television and like...

00:18:53.000 Maybe that was a good idea in 1950, but people didn't know any better.

00:18:56.000 But now that we'd know better, like, why do you have rules like that?

00:18:59.000 I can't believe that radio still has those rules.

00:19:01.000 And the rules are slippery.

00:19:02.000 You can't say dickhead.

00:19:04.000 You can't say cunt.

00:19:05.000 But you can't say, but you can't say anything you want to say.

00:19:08.000 Like, sometimes cunt's the right word. 0.98

00:19:11.000 Cunt's one of my favorite words. 1.00

00:19:12.000 Every now and then, it's the right word, when used correctly.

00:19:15.000 But, like...

00:19:17.000 If you can't say it, then you can't fully express yourself.

00:19:19.000 And if you don't like people fully expressing themselves because you don't like certain sounds, I suggest you grow the fuck up.

00:19:28.000 That's a ridiculous way to think.

00:19:31.000 If I can say cock, but I can't say cock sucker. 0.90

00:19:36.000 If I could say Dick, like Dick Cheney, but I can't say suck a dick.

00:19:41.000 Like, what are we doing?

00:19:42.000 It's the same sound.

00:19:45.000 You're making the same sound.

00:19:46.000 I can say pussy. 0.85

00:19:47.000 Cat. Pussycats, fine.

00:19:51.000 You know, you can't say N-word breakfast.

00:19:54.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:19:55.000 You can't look both ways.

00:19:56.000 You gotta be black. 1.00

00:19:57.000 But you know what I'm saying?

00:19:59.000 Like, if you want to say certain words that are forbidden words, sometimes they're okay.

00:20:03.000 So it's the sound is sometimes okay?

00:20:06.000 It even gets trickier.

00:20:07.000 Like, there was a video I was cutting to promote my tour, whatever, and it's me on a, or the special, and it's me on a boat, and there's this page I'm really obsessed with.

00:20:17.000 It's fat N-word season.

00:20:20.000 Joe is so addictive because it's and it's just it's all AI and I think they're promoting a crypto coin of course and I was like and I didn't like to edit so I go hey put fat Edward summer play that song and it's fucking so much funnier Joe with it's so much funnier with me shirtless on a boat but these guys are great but my wife saw it she was like that's offensive I was like no I was like she's right Yeah, and then I sent it to Tommy.

00:20:48.000 I go, is this racist?

00:20:49.000 And he was like, sent it to the wrong guy.

00:20:51.000 All Tom sends me videos of fat black chicks on rope swings. 1.00

00:21:03.000 Our whole thread is just any time a chick takes an L off a cliff. 1.00

00:21:08.000 God, I've got to get on that thread because the one's me and Tommy are on is horrible.

00:21:11.000 What's that one?

00:21:12.000 It's all murder.

00:21:13.000 Oh, yeah.

00:21:13.000 We send each other side of his brain.

00:21:14.000 Murder and car accidents.

00:21:16.000 Today was a car accident.

00:21:17.000 It was guys escaping the cops, and the guy flips this van multiple times, gets thrown into traffic, and then run over by cars.

00:21:25.000 And it's just splatterfest.

00:21:27.000 I can't watch those.

00:21:29.000 I was telling someone, my daughter, my niece had my phone.

00:21:35.000 And she's like, three.

00:21:37.000 And you forget what your algorithm looks like.

00:21:39.000 And it was, and it was Fat Emmer's Summer Song came on.

00:21:43.000 And she's like, Uncle Bert.

00:21:44.000 And then the next video was a chick pissing on the past out of his head. 1.00

00:21:48.000 And I was like, oh, maybe you shouldn't use my phone to relax with.

00:21:51.000 Yeah, my kid's no better.

00:21:52.000 My algorithm is fucked, dude.

00:21:54.000 Yeah, my algorithm's not good.

00:21:56.000 It is fuck.

00:21:57.000 My YouTube algorithm's great.

00:21:59.000 Oh, my YouTube algorithm's all history.

00:22:01.000 A lot of my YouTube algorithm lately has been, like, watching people build things.

00:22:07.000 I love, like, cabinet makers and carpenters, or there's this one guy who makes these specialized desks that have, like, secret drawers and shit.

00:22:15.000 Hold on.

00:22:15.000 I follow that guy.

00:22:15.000 Where you put your hand here?

00:22:16.000 I think there's a few of those guys.

00:22:17.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:22:18.000 And a magnet comes up and a wand comes out and he waves it.

00:22:20.000 Yeah. Fuck, those desks are badass. 0.99

00:22:22.000 Yeah, I wave the wand and the keyboard rolls out.

00:22:25.000 Like, yeah, it's pretty dope.

00:22:27.000 There's a bunch of those guys that make these, like, super ingenious, like, homemade artisan desks.

00:22:33.000 Yeah, that, or if you get me a chick with no bra doing survival techniques in the woods, fucking I'm in. 1.00

00:22:40.000 That's a cell.

00:22:41.000 I've watched so many of those just rock-hard nipples. 1.00

00:22:44.000 Hot chicks have found their way into basically all walks of life as influencers. 1.00

00:22:48.000 You know, there's like hot chick hunters. 0.64

00:22:50.000 There's hot chick Jiu-Jitsu's Jiu-Jitsu girls. 1.00

00:22:53.000 There's hot chick crossfitters. 1.00

00:22:55.000 There's definitely hot chick golfers. 1.00

00:22:58.000 Oh, a lot of that.

00:22:59.000 I ran into Page Sperinac.

00:23:01.000 in uh at the super bowl and i was like and i was like i had to be real because i'm a golfer i was like i follow you for your swing you have a great swing right but then you know what's crazy about page she can't uh snap her fingers or whistle uh how'd you find that out because we were playing a game like weird things about us and she was like i can't i can't snap my fingers and i watched her and she went like this she was like And I go, and she goes, I can't whistle, and she starts going, how could you not snap your fingers?

00:23:30.000 I have no idea.

00:23:32.000 She's the most followed golfer, Joe.

00:23:34.000 Damn. And she's not professional. 0.99

00:23:36.000 Tiger Woods only has 3.5 million followers, and she's got four.

00:23:40.000 And she's not a professional.

00:23:41.000 Yeah, if you're hot, you could do a lot in this world.

00:23:44.000 And you can also not whistle and snap.

00:23:46.000 You don't have to snap.

00:23:47.000 No, you don't have to snap.

00:23:49.000 You care?

00:23:49.000 Yeah, she's super hot.

00:23:50.000 But she does have a great swing. 1.00

00:23:52.000 I bet she does.

00:23:52.000 Jesus Christ.

00:23:53.000 If she's not wearing a bra, it's so good.

00:23:55.000 Look at that.

00:23:56.000 Well, just watch one.

00:23:56.000 This seems pornographic almost.

00:23:58.000 Whoa. Oh, there we go.

00:24:00.000 Well, I wonder why she's got so many followers. 0.97

00:24:02.000 She's got a cough. 0.99

00:24:03.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:24:04.000 It's got a good swing.

00:24:06.000 Damn. I don't even know if I saw any movement.

00:24:14.000 I swear to God, if I had tith. 1.00

00:24:15.000 You want to talk about Lucky.

00:24:16.000 Yeah. That's the Willy Wonka Golden Ticket, being a super hot woman. 1.00

00:24:21.000 All you have to do is be nice, and doors just open up everywhere.

00:24:24.000 Like, ta-da-da, she's here.

00:24:26.000 If you're that hot, anywhere you go.

00:24:28.000 Like, red carpets get rolled out.

00:24:31.000 Roses get thrown at your feet.

00:24:32.000 She was walking down Radio Row at Super Bowl and with Cam Hayward, and both of us are like, just stop talking.

00:24:38.000 But also, creepers.

00:24:40.000 Creepers launch themselves at you.

00:24:42.000 You're never invisible.

00:24:43.000 Guys are fucking with you all the time.

00:24:46.000 Overconfident guys are hitting on you all the time and then getting really mean when you reject them.

00:24:51.000 That's the thing that chicks have to deal with. 1.00

00:24:53.000 They have to deal with angry guys that are angry that they get rejected and they start insulting them and yelling at them.

00:25:01.000 That's scary shit, man.

00:25:02.000 That's scary shit.

00:25:03.000 Think about all our friends, all our female comedians that have stalkers.

00:25:06.000 I mean, like, it's so, you work your ass off as a comic, you happen to be pretty, you start killing it, and then all the fucking psychos come out of the woodwork.

00:25:16.000 And you don't have any money, so, you know, probably live in a place that's easy to get to.

00:25:21.000 That's crazy.

00:25:23.000 Yeah, I don't.

00:25:25.000 Yeah, it's dangerous.

00:25:26.000 There's a lot of fucking, well, we need better mental health care in this fucking country. 0.93

00:25:32.000 And there's a lot of people out there that are out of their fucking mind.

00:25:36.000 And if no one's paying attention to them or checking in on them, like imagine your average guy who loses his fucking mind and you're a 40-year-old guy who works at a gas station.

00:25:47.000 You've been working out of that gas station for 20 years and no one's paying attention.

00:25:50.000 And you're just slowly losing your fucking mind.

00:25:55.000 And, you know, you think Jared Lido is Satan.

00:25:58.000 And, you know, you've decided that, like, someone's sending you code on television.

00:26:04.000 And then you lock on to some female comedian. 1.00

00:26:07.000 And, like, that's your target.

00:26:08.000 That's who you're...

00:26:09.000 It's got to feel nice, though.

00:26:11.000 What? To be the lunatic.

00:26:13.000 No. Just to have something...

00:26:15.000 Have something to focus on.

00:26:16.000 Don't encourage this.

00:26:19.000 Have something to focus on.

00:26:20.000 Play video games, guys.

00:26:21.000 Yeah. Get involved in Call of Duty.

00:26:23.000 You don't have to fucking go stock people.

00:26:25.000 Find something productive.

00:26:27.000 Play online chess, you fucking psycho. 0.94

00:26:30.000 You don't have to go stalk people.

00:26:31.000 I always had that brain that, you know, I'd see something like a new addiction come up, like cutting.

00:26:36.000 And I'd go, I wonder what that does.

00:26:39.000 Like, I was always looking for something like that, you know?

00:26:41.000 Yeah. Like, I could never do eating disorder.

00:26:43.000 That was too tough for me.

00:26:44.000 But, hey, how about when we were at dinner with that guy?

00:26:47.000 And I said to him, I ran marathons.

00:26:50.000 And he went, you do?

00:26:55.000 That was funny.

00:26:56.000 And he was like, I wasn't trying to be rude.

00:26:58.000 That was funny.

00:26:59.000 He was definitely trying to be rude.

00:27:02.000 He was being funny.

00:27:03.000 We were talking shit.

00:27:04.000 That's Taylor, Taylor Sheridan.

00:27:06.000 He was awesome, dude.

00:27:07.000 Yeah, I like how you call him that guy.

00:27:08.000 Well, I didn't want to blow his spot up.

00:27:09.000 Yeah, he's cool.

00:27:10.000 Dude, he's, let me tell you something.

00:27:12.000 I'm going to give props to Taylor Sheridan. 0.74

00:27:13.000 I haven't said this to anyone.

00:27:15.000 I try to keep those moments that, you know, you have with those guys private.

00:27:18.000 So I was a little bit of a party snitch for a while.

00:27:20.000 But, like, he's a great American storyteller.

00:27:24.000 He really is.

00:27:24.000 When he says, when he tells you anything about his life or what he's doing or breaking a horse, he doesn't even call breaking a horse.

00:27:30.000 He calls it a different term.

00:27:32.000 But I'm sitting there going like, this is, I mean, and this is going to be slanderous a little bit, you know, considering difference of time of where they were, but like, it's like having dinner with Ernest Hemingway.

00:27:42.000 He's created some of the greatest content out there.

00:27:45.000 Yellowstone? You can't compare him to Ernest Hemingway because Ernest Hamouye is dead and a legend.

00:27:50.000 That's the problem.

00:27:51.000 Okay. But he's amazing.

00:27:52.000 But amazing.

00:27:53.000 Do you ever see that hell or high water?

00:27:54.000 You ever see that film?

00:27:56.000 No. What's that?

00:27:56.000 Oh, my God.

00:27:57.000 It's one of his films.

00:27:58.000 Oh, that's Taylor's film.

00:28:00.000 Yeah. It's fucking great.

00:28:02.000 Pull up hell or high water.

00:28:06.000 This fucking movie, dude.

00:28:07.000 This fucking movie is incredible.

00:28:09.000 Jeff Bridges is in it?

00:28:10.000 Yeah, I've seen this.

00:28:12.000 It's about bank robbers, these criminals in a small town.

00:28:15.000 It's fucking good, dude.

00:28:16.000 I think what's his name's in this?

00:28:18.000 Oh, shit.

00:28:20.000 We have a friend in this.

00:28:23.000 Who's your friend?

00:28:24.000 No, me and you.

00:28:25.000 I think it's our friend.

00:28:25.000 I don't know who it is, though.

00:28:27.000 I forget.

00:28:28.000 Okay. Jamie, go to the cast.

00:28:33.000 Who's in that?

00:28:35.000 God, Ben Foster's so fucking good.

00:28:36.000 That guy's so good.

00:28:38.000 You know what that guy was in that's super underrated one of his performances?

00:28:42.000 Because it's such a wacky movie.

00:28:44.000 30 Days of Night.

00:28:44.000 Did you ever see 30 Days of Night?

00:28:46.000 No, what's 30 Days of Night?

00:28:47.000 30 Days of Night is the second best vampire movie of all time.

00:28:51.000 Really? First best vampire movie of all time is the most recent Nosferato.

00:28:55.000 That's the best vampire movie of all time.

00:28:59.000 The one that just came out.

00:29:02.000 The best vampire movie of all time.

00:29:04.000 Is it streaming yet?

00:29:05.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:29:06.000 It's on Apple.

00:29:07.000 But this was 30 Days of Night was a movie where Ben Foster played like a vampire familiar.

00:29:15.000 And these vampires would go to, they went to Alaska in the middle of the winter where it's dark for 30 days.

00:29:23.000 So they could be out for 30 days.

00:29:26.000 And they're fucking terrifying vampires.

00:29:28.000 They're really fun.

00:29:29.000 It's a really good.

00:29:30.000 And Ben Foster plays the vampire familiar.

00:29:33.000 You know, so the familiar is like, that's him and there.

00:29:37.000 What's a familiar?

00:29:38.000 A familiar is a human that the vampires use to get close to humans, and they promise the human that one day he'll have eternal life and he'll be one of them.

00:29:49.000 So the vampire goes and sets up people for the vampire familiar, sets people up to be killed by the vampires.

00:29:59.000 Shut up. 0.95

00:29:59.000 Yeah. I got to watch this. 0.95

00:30:01.000 Dude, he was great in the, what was the movie where they kidnapped the kid?

00:30:07.000 Justin Timberlake was in it.

00:30:08.000 Raw dog, not raw dog.

00:30:12.000 Bad Foster's a beast.

00:30:13.000 He's awesome.

00:30:15.000 He's a beast.

00:30:16.000 311 till Zuma or whatever?

00:30:17.000 I didn't see that one.

00:30:18.000 Yuma. Oh, my God.

00:30:20.000 He is.

00:30:20.000 What is it, Chairman?

00:30:21.000 310 to Yuma.

00:30:23.000 I didn't see that.

00:30:24.000 He was great.

00:30:25.000 And the Justin Timberlake movie, it was called like Top Dog or something.

00:30:28.000 Alpha Dog.

00:30:30.000 And he was just awesome, and he had a very small role.

00:30:32.000 He played the guy's older brother.

00:30:34.000 And it was just like, he just owns a screen.

00:30:38.000 Yeah, he's a beast.

00:30:39.000 There's certain people that, like, when they act, you just go, God damn.

00:30:43.000 I am not one of them.

00:30:44.000 So good.

00:30:45.000 So good.

00:30:46.000 So it makes a movie so much better.

00:30:47.000 It makes a, it just get dragged into it.

00:30:51.000 I think Jonah Ray is probably the best comic actor out there.

00:30:56.000 What has he been in?

00:30:57.000 Jonah Ray.

00:30:58.000 When he was in war dogs and he goes to buy drugs from the black guys. 1.00

00:31:01.000 I didn't see that either.

00:31:02.000 There's too much to see, Burke Kreischer.

00:31:05.000 Oh, man, I'm telling you, I'm just starting now to just download stuff and get off Instagram.

00:31:10.000 And if I'm going to bed, just turn on a documentary and start watching it.

00:31:13.000 What does that mean?

00:31:13.000 By just starting now to get off Instagram.

00:31:16.000 I'm trying, Jonah Hill.

00:31:18.000 Jonah Hill, you mean?

00:31:19.000 Yeah, what did I say?

00:31:20.000 Jonah Ray.

00:31:21.000 Jesus Christ.

00:31:21.000 Okay, that's why you confused me.

00:31:22.000 Sorry, Jonah Ray also.

00:31:23.000 No, Jonah Hill's awesome.

00:31:24.000 Jonah Hill's awesome.

00:31:25.000 He's great.

00:31:26.000 Jonah Hill is amazing.

00:31:27.000 He was in, and then in Wardogs, he goes up and buys black guy, money, weed from the black guys, and he's like, how much he goes, $120? 0.82

00:31:32.000 And he gives him the $120, and then he's just trying to keep talking to himself, and he's like, He's like, hey, he's got a voice.

00:31:38.000 What are we doing here?

00:31:39.000 Hi, guys?

00:31:40.000 And they're like, get the fuck out.

00:31:40.000 And he's like, okay, okay.

00:31:42.000 And he goes to the back of his trunk and pulls out a machine gun and goes, grr-gr! 0.51

00:31:47.000 He goes, are you listening to me now?

00:31:49.000 He's just awesome, dude.

00:31:51.000 Awesome, man.

00:31:52.000 I fucking love that guy.

00:31:53.000 But yeah.

00:31:54.000 There's too many movies to be paying attention to these days.

00:31:57.000 When I was a kid, if you said you didn't know, you never saw Apocalypse now?

00:32:01.000 What the fuck?

00:32:02.000 You know, it's like, once VHS tapes came out, you're supposed to have seen the big ones.

00:32:06.000 You didn't see The Godfather?

00:32:08.000 You didn't see Star Wars.

00:32:10.000 Are you out of your fucking mind?

00:32:11.000 But today, it's like, they never stopped making movies.

00:32:14.000 No. They've never stopped.

00:32:15.000 They make new ones every year.

00:32:16.000 You can't keep up.

00:32:17.000 There's no way.

00:32:18.000 And all the ones that were up for Oscars, I saw none of those.

00:32:22.000 Well, they all involved chaos.

00:32:24.000 But it's like...

00:32:25.000 They all involved the end of civilization.

00:32:27.000 If you want to win an Oscar, you have to be...

00:32:30.000 trans lives matter all the way like what do you what do you do to win an Oscar today like you have to have something that's got some meaning to it other than just being a good movie right like there's this got to be some social justice aspect to it wasn't there like something where they were talking about god damn it i can't remember what the article was about but it was about requirements for a film to win an Oscar today,

00:32:59.000 what they believe to be requirements.

00:33:01.000 I don't like awards.

00:33:03.000 Do you know what it is?

00:33:03.000 There was something that they were, it was just Representation and inclusion standards.

00:33:08.000 That's it.

00:33:09.000 That's it.

00:33:11.000 That's not the only way to tell a story.

00:33:13.000 That's not.

00:33:13.000 Because if you do that, you don't get Shogun, okay?

00:33:17.000 Oh. You don't get Shogun.

00:33:18.000 You got to have an all-Japanese cast.

00:33:20.000 You want to get Shogun.

00:33:22.000 You know, you can't have a fully diverse, you know, 50-50 split of whatever, everybody.

00:33:30.000 You can't.

00:33:31.000 No. You have to tell a specific kind of a movie.

00:33:34.000 You know, if you're going to make a movie about the Congo, you can't have white people play native Congolese people. 0.99

00:33:39.000 You can't have that.

00:33:41.000 So it's like some stories are not diverse.

00:33:44.000 It doesn't make them less valid.

00:33:47.000 It doesn't mean you're racist.

00:33:48.000 It just means that some stories take place in Norway and they involve Vikings.

00:33:53.000 Okay? This is like just a part of human history.

00:33:56.000 You know, some places...

00:33:58.000 Some stories take place in Egypt and they involve Africans, okay?

00:34:01.000 It's like there's plenty of room for every kind of fucking story, but if you only want like a specific type of story to win an Academy Award, you don't get the godfather.

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00:35:22.000 You don't get that movie.

00:35:23.000 You don't get Jaws.

00:35:23.000 You got to get all Italians if you want the godfather.

00:35:26.000 Think about who were the Oscar winners when we were kids.

00:35:29.000 We're all fucking banger movies that everyone saw.

00:35:32.000 That everyone saw.

00:35:33.000 Best picture, won best picture because it was best picture.

00:35:36.000 Not because it was the best picture about a trans social worker that got abducted in...

00:35:41.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:35:42.000 Exactly. Yeah, they got distorted.

00:35:45.000 They get distorted with what the job is.

00:35:46.000 The job is just to purely entertain people and with a great piece of work.

00:35:51.000 That's all it is.

00:35:51.000 That's the whole job.

00:35:53.000 And that could be pulp fiction.

00:35:55.000 You know, there's no message in pulp fiction.

00:35:57.000 There's none.

00:35:58.000 It's fucking chaos.

00:36:00.000 And it's amazing.

00:36:01.000 The message we took away was that white guys can say the N-word.

00:36:05.000 I guess.

00:36:06.000 We were like, all right.

00:36:07.000 As long as you have a gun in your hand, you could do it.

00:36:10.000 But the whole movie is just madness.

00:36:14.000 But it's amazing.

00:36:16.000 You can't deny how great it is.

00:36:18.000 Like, that's supposed to be what the best movie is.

00:36:21.000 It's not supposed to be.

00:36:23.000 I don't even know if that won best film.

00:36:24.000 Did it win best film?

00:36:26.000 Did Pulp Fiction win Best Picture?

00:36:27.000 No, but I think he won Best Director and Best, maybe not for that film.

00:36:31.000 It should have won best picture.

00:36:32.000 Him and Roger Avery together were fucking...

00:36:34.000 Who the fuck won best pictures?

00:36:36.000 Oh, really?

00:36:37.000 Oh, that's right.

00:36:38.000 We actually talked about that on the podcast.

00:36:40.000 I think it was actually Unforgiven that year, but I'm going to make sure.

00:36:42.000 Unforgiven was a fucking great movie.

00:36:44.000 Fucking great movie.

00:36:46.000 God. That was Clint Eastwood going back and cleaning up all his old westerns.

00:36:51.000 That's what that movie was.

00:36:52.000 It's like, let me show you it was probably really like.

00:36:54.000 What was really like?

00:36:56.000 Not this, you know, fucking, everybody's looking at you sideways.

00:37:04.000 No, the reality was that character that he played, that old assassin.

00:37:10.000 What year do you think movies stopped being great movies and started being...

00:37:14.000 Like, what year did we switch?

00:37:15.000 I think people are still making great movies.

00:37:17.000 But they're not winning Oscars.

00:37:19.000 Well, I think who cares?

00:37:21.000 I really do.

00:37:22.000 I think the...

00:37:23.000 Once Will Smith slapped Chris Rock, the Oscars to me were like, what?

00:37:27.000 I'm done.

00:37:28.000 I'm done.

00:37:29.000 Like, you guys...

00:37:29.000 And then they all applauded them and gave him a standing ovation afterwards when he won an Oscar.

00:37:33.000 I'm like...

00:37:34.000 Done. Forrest fucking Gump.

00:37:35.000 Forrest Gump.

00:37:36.000 Forrest Gump was a banger.

00:37:37.000 Hang on.

00:37:37.000 I saw every movie on there.

00:37:39.000 Shawshank Redemption?

00:37:41.000 I saw every movie on there.

00:37:42.000 Quiz show?

00:37:44.000 Quishaw was great.

00:37:45.000 I never saw four weddings in a funeral.

00:37:46.000 I heard it was great, though.

00:37:47.000 Dude, it made you want to date a fucking British chick. 1.00

00:37:49.000 I made you want to have a rich friend, live in a castle, get drunk, watch a friend die, and fucking... 0.96

00:37:55.000 Okay. Look at all of these.

00:37:57.000 That makes sense that that was best film.

00:38:00.000 What an amazing year.

00:38:02.000 Shawshank, Pulp Fiction, Quiz Show was fucking great.

00:38:07.000 Yeah. By the way, that was a real thing.

00:38:10.000 Yeah. Yeah, they really fucking rigged a quiz show.

00:38:13.000 That's why there's all sorts of rules if you're running a game show, because I was on a game show, Fear Factor.

00:38:19.000 It was my best way to get people away from me if they asked me, how do we get on Fear Factor?

00:38:25.000 I go, if you want to get on, you can't even talk to me.

00:38:27.000 Because if you talk to me, then I'll have previously known you, then it could be seen that I helped you get on the show, so I can't talk to you.

00:38:34.000 It was great.

00:38:34.000 It's a great workaround.

00:38:35.000 It was great, and it was true.

00:38:38.000 Sorry. Did they have someone like really judging the horse sperm going like we got to like an official officiating it because it was prize money?

00:38:52.000 Meaning, like, the quiz show was all about them breaking the rules.

00:38:55.000 Right. And you had to have someone, a standards and practice guy on your team, making sure the game was fair for everyone, correct?

00:39:01.000 Yeah, I think there was something like that.

00:39:03.000 I think, I guess the network just did that.

00:39:06.000 I think we kind of ran the idea, or they ran the ideas by the network, and the network decided, you know, whether or not this was fair or what, what have you.

00:39:15.000 But everything was always fair.

00:39:17.000 Like that show was, you know, nobody got knowledge of the stunt before they got there.

00:39:21.000 We blindfolded everybody.

00:39:23.000 They were traveling around in vans.

00:39:25.000 They would be blindfolded.

00:39:26.000 Sometimes they'd cover their ears so they couldn't even hear.

00:39:28.000 And then they would take their blindfolds off and then right there and then they would find out what they had to do.

00:39:34.000 So right there and then they find out they got to get covered in snakes or something like that.

00:39:38.000 And we knew that someone had a fear of snakes.

00:39:41.000 Because you fill out a form.

00:39:42.000 You know, if you got a fear of snakes, guess what?

00:39:45.000 You might wind up on the snake episode.

00:39:47.000 You know, it was a fucking crazy show.

00:39:50.000 But, you know, it was all fair.

00:39:53.000 But that quiz show, they, you know, they figured it out like the mob figured out the fucking lottery.

00:39:58.000 You know, Whitey Bulger won the lottery twice.

00:40:01.000 Did he really?

00:40:02.000 Yeah. You know how bold you have to be a gangster in South Boston and not just win the lottery once, but win the lottery twice?

00:40:11.000 Like, see if you can find that.

00:40:14.000 How do you rig the numbers that big?

00:40:16.000 That's crazy.

00:40:18.000 I can get away with it.

00:40:19.000 You can kind of get away with stuff before the internet.

00:40:22.000 Before the internet, you could get away with things like that.

00:40:24.000 Where you could kind of rig the lottery a couple of times and everybody's like, why do you want again?

00:40:28.000 What the fuck?

00:40:32.000 Oh, that's great.

00:40:33.000 When I was a kid and I was living in Boston, I used to teach one of his hitmen.

00:40:38.000 I taught one of his hitman Taekwondo.

00:40:42.000 Oh, what's it like teaching a hitman?

00:40:44.000 It was weird.

00:40:45.000 Are they good students?

00:40:46.000 Yeah, he was very, very disciplined.

00:40:48.000 Yeah, he was like a known, he was a known guy in the South Boston Irish mob.

00:40:56.000 And you wanted to learn how to fight.

00:40:59.000 A lottery winner had been one of a Bulger's brilliant schemes to launder his drug extortion loan sharking money back in the summer, which makes sense, right?

00:41:06.000 What better way to, why do you have a Cadillac?

00:41:10.000 I won the fucking lottery.

00:41:11.000 Oh, we're clear.

00:41:12.000 So you could have all your shit.

00:41:14.000 So millions lottery ticket have been purchased at the South Boston Liquor Mart by Michael Linsky, who was the brother of a bulger underling named Patrick Linsky.

00:41:26.000 The FBI learned that once Whitey heard about the jackpot, he ordered the real winner to sign the ticket over with Whitey and two associates paying $2.3 million in cash for 50% of the winnings.

00:41:36.000 Bulger himself paid Linsky $700,000, although Linsky lost money in the deal.

00:41:42.000 He really had no choice.

00:41:43.000 He came down to selling the ticket or risking his life.

00:41:46.000 Kevin Weeks, whose name also appeared in the winning lottery, the winning ticket, later claimed that Linsky purchased a large batch of tickets to hand out as Christmas gifts and promised to split any winnings with Bulger in weeks.

00:41:57.000 But Week's story makes little sense.

00:41:59.000 The so-called Christmas gifts were purchased during the dog days of summer.

00:42:04.000 So they did it.

00:42:06.000 The scam set up a 20-year legitimate income stream for Whitey, where he earned $19,000 each year. 0.81

00:42:11.000 Oh, wow.

00:42:11.000 That's brilliant.

00:42:12.000 Yeah, so that's what he did.

00:42:16.000 He found out that somebody won it.

00:42:17.000 He's totally tuned into the neighborhood.

00:42:20.000 Find that guy.

00:42:21.000 Fuck him over.

00:42:21.000 Take his ticket.

00:42:22.000 Look, I won the lottery.

00:42:24.000 And you have no choice.

00:42:25.000 You have no choice.

00:42:26.000 It's like when the guy hit Gotti's grandson of the car.

00:42:29.000 Right. Yeah, you're dead.

00:42:30.000 Yeah, you got to die now.

00:42:31.000 Yeah, you're dead.

00:42:33.000 Yeah, if you lived in that time, like in the 1980s, when I used to teach this guy Taekwondo, like you would always hear about hits.

00:42:42.000 I knew a guy who got arrested.

00:42:44.000 I don't know if he did it.

00:42:46.000 He was the guy that I was friends with.

00:42:50.000 His name was Richie.

00:42:51.000 I was friends with him before he went to jail.

00:42:54.000 And then I was kind of friends with him when he got out of jail before I realized that he was like very dangerous now.

00:43:00.000 He was a completely different person.

00:43:02.000 So he went away to jail.

00:43:04.000 He was a little older than me.

00:43:06.000 I was 18. So he was probably 20 or 21. And he went to jail on some kind of gun charge or drug charge.

00:43:13.000 So he comes out of jail a few years later and he's an animal.

00:43:19.000 I mean, an animal.

00:43:21.000 He's way bigger.

00:43:22.000 He's put on like 30 pounds of muscle and he's seen way too much.

00:43:28.000 He was telling me stories about fights that he used to get into, in the jail where he'd beat some guy half to death with a broom handle and that you're fighting for your life in there.

00:43:39.000 It's like every day you're fighting for it.

00:43:41.000 And he knew how to fight.

00:43:42.000 He was, you know, I trained with him.

00:43:43.000 That's where I knew him from Taekwondo.

00:43:46.000 And he was just telling me about fights.

00:43:48.000 He was getting jail.

00:43:48.000 He's like, you have to fight.

00:43:50.000 There's nothing you could do.

00:43:51.000 It's constant.

00:43:53.000 You're constantly on edge.

00:43:54.000 I'm like, Fuck, man.

00:43:56.000 And so I'd known this guy before jail, and then I'd known him after jail.

00:43:59.000 And he was just way more dangerous after jail.

00:44:03.000 He was doing a lot of coke.

00:44:05.000 He would train, and when you would train with him, it was a fight.

00:44:08.000 I mean, it was a fight.

00:44:10.000 It wasn't, you were fighting for your life.

00:44:13.000 You know, I broke his whole face once.

00:44:16.000 I hit him with a wheel kick in that, because we were fighting, man.

00:44:19.000 I mean, we were fighting.

00:44:20.000 We were, and there was no one there, by the way.

00:44:22.000 It was my gym, so it was just me and him, like, literally fighting.

00:44:25.000 He was just attack you.

00:44:27.000 Like, it wasn't, like, a technical sparring thing.

00:44:29.000 And back then, I felt like I was a pussy if I didn't spar with anybody who wanted to spar.

00:44:34.000 Like, you want to spar?

00:44:35.000 Okay, let's spar.

00:44:36.000 So you sparred with everybody.

00:44:37.000 And some people you sparred with, some people, you were like, let's just not hurt each other.

00:44:42.000 Yeah. And then other people, you knew you were fighting.

00:44:46.000 Jesus. Guys get knocked out all the time.

00:44:49.000 I saw dozens of guys get knocked out in the gym.

00:44:52.000 All the time.

00:44:53.000 I did a lot of it.

00:44:54.000 It was scary.

00:44:55.000 It was scary.

00:44:56.000 You would be super nervous before class.

00:44:58.000 You'd be super nervous.

00:44:59.000 You have that, and you're doing class every day.

00:45:00.000 That's happening every day?

00:45:01.000 All the time.

00:45:02.000 I would be, I have anxiety.

00:45:03.000 I have anxiety getting on planes.

00:45:06.000 You're sparring three or four days a week.

00:45:09.000 Yeah, you're sparring three or four days a week.

00:45:11.000 If you're smart, you have to stay sharp.

00:45:13.000 So you broke this guy's face?

00:45:15.000 Broke his face and he wanted to keep training.

00:45:17.000 He was still coming after me.

00:45:19.000 I was like, dude, you've got to look in the mirror.

00:45:21.000 Look in the mirror.

00:45:21.000 And his whole face shifted.

00:45:23.000 I hit him with a wheel kick in the cheek. 0.67

00:45:27.000 He went out.

00:45:28.000 His eyes rolled back in his head.

00:45:30.000 He collapses down to his butt.

00:45:32.000 And then he tried to get back up slowly.

00:45:34.000 He gets back up.

00:45:35.000 And he's like, I'm good.

00:45:36.000 I'm good.

00:45:37.000 And then like 30 seconds later, he wants to keep sparring.

00:45:39.000 And I'm like, you got to stop.

00:45:41.000 But he was just a monster, like a savage.

00:45:45.000 Like a savage person.

00:45:47.000 He was a kid when I knew him, like a normal kid.

00:45:49.000 Like, what's up, Richie?

00:45:50.000 And then three or four years later, whatever it was when he got out, he was a monster.

00:45:55.000 Was there any hint of the old Richie where you could go, hey man, what's going on?

00:45:59.000 No. He was just gone.

00:46:00.000 No, he was gone.

00:46:01.000 The old, well, I didn't know the old Richie that well.

00:46:03.000 Now, I'm thinking timeline.

00:46:04.000 So this was pre me doing stand up.

00:46:09.000 So I probably met him first when I was like 16 and then I met him again when I was 21. It was somewhere around that, 20, 21, because that's when I stopped fighting.

00:46:21.000 And it was like right around the same time where I knew Richie would stop fighting.

00:46:25.000 So he got arrested.

00:46:27.000 There was a guy who was murdered and they broke every bone in his body with a hammer and they kept injecting him with cocaine to keep him alive.

00:46:41.000 Yeah. Holy fuck.

00:46:42.000 Yeah. Yeah.

00:46:44.000 Yeah. They identified the body.

00:46:46.000 I forget how they identified the body, but I'm pretty sure they chopped his hands and his head off.

00:46:52.000 And they found this guy and he got arrested for that.

00:46:55.000 And he got away.

00:46:57.000 He got off.

00:46:58.000 I don't think they charged him.

00:46:59.000 I don't think he actually did it, but he definitely knew people who did it.

00:47:02.000 He was involved with the same kind of people.

00:47:06.000 And this was like one of the guys that I worked out with.

00:47:08.000 But he wasn't the hitman.

00:47:09.000 The hitman was way more stoic.

00:47:11.000 Really? Older?

00:47:12.000 Yeah, he was older.

00:47:13.000 He was in his 30s.

00:47:15.000 And the hit man was...

00:47:17.000 Would he come in with like hitman problems?

00:47:19.000 Like, all right, say I'm in a restaurant.

00:47:21.000 He asked me once, how would I kill a guy?

00:47:23.000 Really? He said, if you're going to hit a guy and you were going to kill him, where would you hit him?

00:47:26.000 And I said, probably the neck.

00:47:29.000 And he said, yeah, I think so.

00:47:32.000 And that was the conversation.

00:47:33.000 That was the end of the conversation.

00:47:34.000 I don't even know why I picked the neck, because the neck actually could take a pretty good beating.

00:47:38.000 That's pretty tough.

00:47:39.000 Not mine.

00:47:40.000 Your head is way weaker than your neck.

00:47:41.000 This is really weak.

00:47:42.000 Like this little spot right here, your temple.

00:47:45.000 There's a little tiny, thin little layer of bone there that protects your brain.

00:47:49.000 It's not big at all.

00:47:50.000 When was the last time you got punched?

00:47:52.000 Oh, it's been a long time.

00:47:53.000 I haven't sparred at all since like 2007 or eight, like sparring, kickboxing sparring.

00:47:59.000 Yeah. It's too, even little sparring wears on you.

00:48:05.000 You carry that for your whole life.

00:48:07.000 Just thuds, little thuds.

00:48:09.000 Even ones that aren't that hard.

00:48:11.000 Just a jab.

00:48:11.000 Just thud.

00:48:13.000 You carry those.

00:48:14.000 Like, those are real.

00:48:15.000 That's brain damage.

00:48:17.000 Those little times they get danged in the gym.

00:48:19.000 That's real.

00:48:20.000 That's brain damage.

00:48:21.000 That's brain damage.

00:48:22.000 And like I told you, like when I was a kid, we did a lot of brain damage.

00:48:26.000 Sparring was horrible.

00:48:28.000 I've had, I think, eight concussions, and I'm just, I'm just a kid.

00:48:32.000 I didn't even spar.

00:48:33.000 I'm just talking like basketball camp one time.

00:48:35.000 Football. Uh, I play in football for the hurt bird shit. 0.99

00:48:40.000 I got knocked unconscious.

00:48:42.000 Like, I've probably had eight concussions.

00:48:44.000 I'm guessing, you know?

00:48:46.000 I've had a lot.

00:48:47.000 My last one was just a couple of years ago, skiing, last time skiing.

00:48:51.000 You were, I just talked to you the other day when you were skiing, and I thought you didn't ski because of your knees.

00:48:56.000 Well... My knee did get, I did fracture one of the bones in the top of my, uh, tibia.

00:49:05.000 Now, which one's the, yeah, tibia and then the fibula is the little one, right?

00:49:10.000 The fibula is in the shin, right?

00:49:11.000 Yeah, I cracked the tibia, which that healed, but the real problem was the head.

00:49:17.000 My head, I fell on my head.

00:49:20.000 I, my, my skis went up in the air and I hit the ground head first.

00:49:25.000 Yeah. And it was a helmet?

00:49:27.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.

00:49:28.000 Yeah. But it was a bang.

00:49:29.000 Like, I got rocked and I was like, oh, shit.

00:49:32.000 Like, that was a big one.

00:49:33.000 And then the rest of the day I was like, my balance was all bad.

00:49:37.000 It was not good.

00:49:39.000 It was not good.

00:49:40.000 And then I was like, I'm done with the skiing thing.

00:49:42.000 Because I always worried about my knees because I still, you know, I still love doing martial arts.

00:49:47.000 And if I'm not doing it, I don't feel good.

00:49:50.000 Like, I like to hit the back.

00:49:51.000 I like to have my joints work perfectly.

00:49:55.000 I like to have my skills still there.

00:49:57.000 I like to do it.

00:49:58.000 It's fun to do.

00:49:59.000 So anything that takes that away from me, like, skiing just for a thrill?

00:50:04.000 Like, we...

00:50:05.000 Oh, and once you get hurt, once you break, I was...

00:50:08.000 We did a concrete sled competition in Calgary or in Edmondson?

00:50:12.000 Concrete sled?

00:50:13.000 Concrete sled.

00:50:14.000 It's an engineering team, and they have to figure out a way to build a concrete sled that makes it down a mountain with all the team members on it and stops within the right area.

00:50:24.000 Oh, my God.

00:50:25.000 People get fucked up.

00:50:27.000 I mean, fucked up.

00:50:29.000 Concrete sled must be so heavy.

00:50:31.000 You can find a picture of it.

00:50:33.000 Type in University of Edmonton, concrete sled.

00:50:37.000 I think that's what it's called.

00:50:38.000 And right before...

00:50:40.000 Right before...

00:50:42.000 This is why people keep themselves occupied when they're so fucking bored because it's 38 degrees below zero outside.

00:50:48.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:50:49.000 And dude, that's the coldest I've ever been.

00:50:50.000 My fingers.

00:50:51.000 See those concrete sleds?

00:50:53.000 There's one where the guys get fucked up so bad.

00:50:55.000 I don't want to see it.

00:50:57.000 It's so stupid.

00:50:58.000 But the guy of the team that went right before me, they flipped.

00:51:01.000 Flipped, rag dolled, yard sailed everywhere.

00:51:03.000 If these people tried bow hunting, they would quit this.

00:51:06.000 They'd quit all this.

00:51:08.000 They wouldn't be doing any of this.

00:51:09.000 This is ridiculous.

00:51:11.000 You could fucking die.

00:51:13.000 Oh, a guy before me broke his femur.

00:51:16.000 And I remember the guy, the kid, a little stoner with the walkie that tells us, all right, you guys are next?

00:51:20.000 He goes, what's that?

00:51:21.000 Broken femur.

00:51:22.000 And he looks at me, he goes, broken femur is a game changer.

00:51:24.000 And I was like, I got to go next.

00:51:26.000 Like, what the fuck?

00:51:27.000 Like, that was terrifying.

00:51:29.000 But yeah, I think about that sometimes.

00:51:32.000 Just having my elbow surgery.

00:51:34.000 I gained so much weight from just having one arm because I couldn't do it.

00:51:38.000 I couldn't get on the treadmill.

00:51:39.000 I couldn't do anything.

00:51:40.000 That I go, any injury is like, I don't want any injury.

00:51:43.000 Yeah, and injuries are not good.

00:51:45.000 And this is coming from a person who's had a bunch of surgeries.

00:51:49.000 I've had three knee surgeries, had my nose operated on.

00:51:52.000 Oh, let me tell you my game changer.

00:51:55.000 Mouth tape.

00:51:57.000 You were talking about this.

00:51:59.000 Game changer.

00:52:02.000 Game changer.

00:52:03.000 I know people say this, and I know it's like one of those fucking fitness influencer things where people are selling something.

00:52:10.000 I got no skin in the game.

00:52:11.000 Okay? I'm not selling nothing.

00:52:13.000 I don't have anything for sale.

00:52:14.000 I use a company called hostage tape.

00:52:17.000 I'm sure there's other ones that are great, but the hostage tape makes me laugh.

00:52:19.000 Okay. It's, you take this tape and you put it over your mouth when you sleep.

00:52:25.000 Now, I have sleep apnea, so I wear a mouthpiece.

00:52:27.000 And my mouthpiece has a tongue depressor.

00:52:29.000 So the mouthpiece is fitted to my lower jaw.

00:52:32.000 And the tongue depressor keeps my tongue from falling back on my throat.

00:52:36.000 So I don't block my airway because I have a big tongue.

00:52:40.000 Yeah. And I have a fat neck.

00:52:41.000 So it's like the air hole, it gets clogged up by the tongue.

00:52:44.000 So the tongue depressor works, and then I put the tape over my mouth, so I'm not using my mouth at all.

00:52:51.000 Thank God I got my nose fixed in like 15 years ago or something like that.

00:52:57.000 Best decision I ever made in my life.

00:52:59.000 Best decision I've ever made.

00:53:00.000 Really? One of the best.

00:53:02.000 Is that the one where you had to, like, pull shit out of your nose?

00:53:04.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:53:05.000 Yeah, I was on the road with Tommy, and I would show him the boogers, and he would, like, almost vomit, because the boogers were insane.

00:53:15.000 So once you get your nose operated on, like, I had...

00:53:20.000 probably 12 nose breaks, maybe more, by the time I got my nose operated on.

00:53:26.000 So the inside of it was all calcified, like all the inside, just like cauliflower ear, that was the inside of my nose.

00:53:33.000 Like, it was all just clogged.

00:53:36.000 I spoke like my nose was stuffed.

00:53:38.000 This was how my voice was.

00:53:40.000 Wait, hold on.

00:53:40.000 Is this, because I heard, I listened to a version of your voice when you were younger.

00:53:46.000 Yeah. And it sounds totally different.

00:53:48.000 It's almost like...

00:53:48.000 But it's also getting older, your voice definitely deeper.

00:53:50.000 So that's me with the...

00:53:51.000 Wait, that's you?

00:53:52.000 Yeah, when I got the nose plugs.

00:53:54.000 So that's after the operation.

00:53:56.000 So... Oh my god, look how big your nose is.

00:54:01.000 Well, it's all swollen.

00:54:02.000 I know.

00:54:03.000 Anyway, so if you have a deviated septum, I can't recommend it enough.

00:54:09.000 It's such a huge thing to do.

00:54:11.000 It opens up your nose and you get like 10% more cardio.

00:54:15.000 My jiu-jitsu changed totally.

00:54:17.000 Like my gas in Jiu-Jitsu was way better.

00:54:21.000 I was like, this is crazy.

00:54:22.000 Why didn't I do this a long time ago?

00:54:23.000 From breathing through your nose and not your mouth?

00:54:25.000 No, because you breathe through both.

00:54:27.000 Oh. So you have more airs coming in.

00:54:29.000 This is how you tell if you have a deviated septum.

00:54:30.000 Put a mirror underneath or take your phone and do a video and then breathe through your nose.

00:54:35.000 And if it closes, like mine shuts.

00:54:38.000 Yeah. And they showed that to me.

00:54:40.000 Yeah, you have a deviator.

00:54:41.000 I have a dude.

00:54:42.000 You know what happens to me when I sleep.

00:54:43.000 My fucking goozle swells up.

00:54:45.000 Yeah, you were telling me.

00:54:46.000 It's the fucking worst.

00:54:47.000 Yeah, we were trying to decide where the tonsils were, and you were explaining the tonsils are actually on the side, and your wife was calling it a goozle.

00:54:54.000 She's this little...

00:54:56.000 She goes this little...

00:54:57.000 That little thing, whatever the word is, the technical word.

00:54:59.000 It's a uvula.

00:55:00.000 It's uveolitis.

00:55:02.000 So I put the mouthpiece in, and then I tape up my mouth.

00:55:05.000 I get no uvulitis if I had mouth tape in.

00:55:07.000 Yeah, so this is the thing.

00:55:08.000 I don't snore at all anymore.

00:55:11.000 Zero snoring.

00:55:12.000 Like, I'm silent when I sleep.

00:55:13.000 No sleep.

00:55:14.000 No, no, no, no.

00:55:15.000 I don't have anything.

00:55:16.000 I don't believe.

00:55:17.000 No. But I woke up the first day I did it, I was like, holy shit.

00:55:22.000 I feel so much better.

00:55:23.000 Like, instantaneously noticed the difference.

00:55:25.000 Like, I was like 30% more rested.

00:55:28.000 Something like that.

00:55:29.000 Like I felt just like a significant number where I could like feel it.

00:55:33.000 I was like, whoa.

00:55:34.000 And I've been doing it that way for like a week now.

00:55:37.000 So if I put if I put those nose strips on, because I can breathe through my nose.

00:55:40.000 You should get your nose operated on.

00:55:41.000 No fucking way.

00:55:42.000 Yeah. Dude, I have a hernia.

00:55:43.000 It's not going to get done.

00:55:44.000 You should get that done too.

00:55:45.000 No, you should get that's the worst.

00:55:47.000 Your guts are going to poke out of your stomach.

00:55:49.000 That's what it is.

00:55:50.000 They already do Joe.

00:55:51.000 Do they poke out right now?

00:55:52.000 Oh, let me see.

00:55:53.000 No. Show me.

00:55:53.000 No, no, they do, Joe.

00:55:54.000 Do they poke out right now?

00:55:55.000 Yeah. Oh, let me see.

00:55:57.000 No.

00:55:59.000 Can you make it poke out?

00:56:03.000 Where's the hernia?

00:56:05.000 It's called, it's like a fin.

00:56:06.000 Oh. It's, oh, it's bad.

00:56:07.000 If I do a sit-up, like I'll show you for real, and you'll see it.

00:56:12.000 Okay. I'm watching Bert do a sit-up, ladies and gentlemen.

00:56:15.000 Do you see this?

00:56:17.000 Oh, that's scary, dude.

00:56:18.000 So that's a rip in the center of your stomach?

00:56:22.000 I remember when it happened.

00:56:23.000 Oh, dude.

00:56:24.000 How long ago?

00:56:25.000 Probably 12 years ago.

00:56:27.000 Oh, my God.

00:56:29.000 I was doing a tough mutter.

00:56:30.000 Oh, God.

00:56:31.000 I had to pull myself up one of those half pipes. 0.92

00:56:35.000 And so I ran and I grabbed it and I pulled and I pulled and I felt a tear.

00:56:38.000 And I was like, whoa.

00:56:40.000 It's just and I was like, God man, that fucking hurt.

00:56:42.000 What happened?

00:56:43.000 And I was like, I'm fine.

00:56:45.000 And then like...

00:56:46.000 Two, I want to say like two weeks later, I'm laying in bed with my wife, and I kind of lean up and I see it.

00:56:52.000 And I go, oh, fuck, what's this?

00:56:55.000 And then a bunch of dads get it.

00:56:58.000 Like, some dudes get it when they just gain a lot of weight.

00:57:00.000 That's another way to get it.

00:57:02.000 But, like, I've never been that fat.

00:57:04.000 But, uh...

00:57:05.000 Tommy, I think Tommy might have had one.

00:57:08.000 Eddie Bravo had two.

00:57:10.000 Yeah, he said it's elective.

00:57:12.000 Oh, he had to get it.

00:57:13.000 Eddie had to get it fixed.

00:57:14.000 My problem is I'd get it fixed, but then I'm afraid of the aftermath of the surgery of 13 weeks of recovery of me not working out.

00:57:21.000 I'm going to go fucking haywire.

00:57:22.000 You don't have to go haywire.

00:57:23.000 That's nonsense.

00:57:24.000 You should get it fixed.

00:57:25.000 You should get it fixed and get your nose fixed too.

00:57:28.000 Just get it fixed.

00:57:28.000 Just bite the bullet.

00:57:30.000 Don't live with a compromise body.

00:57:32.000 They know how to fix those things.

00:57:33.000 You should get it fixed.

00:57:34.000 Yeah. Like the nose thing's giant.

00:57:37.000 Breathe out of your nose.

00:57:38.000 You'd change your fucking life.

00:57:39.000 I couldn't do yoga class.

00:57:40.000 The instructor, he would get mad at me.

00:57:42.000 He'd like, you have to breathe out of your nose.

00:57:44.000 I'm like, I don't have a nose.

00:57:45.000 It doesn't work.

00:57:47.000 Like, it doesn't work.

00:57:49.000 My nose, I had like one quarter of one nostril.

00:57:53.000 That was the only thing that was open.

00:57:54.000 Oh, for real?

00:57:55.000 Yeah, my right side was completely closed.

00:57:57.000 So it wasn't just deviated.

00:57:58.000 It was just...

00:57:59.000 Luke Rockhold, former UFC champion, had a post that he did about his nose recently, where they were, like, going through his nose with one of those cameras.

00:58:10.000 Yeah. And so you could see, like, what's in there.

00:58:11.000 It's the same thing.

00:58:12.000 It says his is completely clogged up.

00:58:15.000 Like, you hear Justin Gaichi talk.

00:58:17.000 His nose is totally clogged up.

00:58:18.000 Like, there's a lot of the...

00:58:19.000 And Justin actually got his nose fixed, and then he fought Max Holloway, and I think that might have put it back again.

00:58:26.000 Oh, my God.

00:58:27.000 How long...

00:58:27.000 What's a nose surgery?

00:58:28.000 What's the...

00:58:29.000 I was doing Jiu-Jitsu six weeks later.

00:58:30.000 Okay, you're Joe, and I'm Burt.

00:58:34.000 Yeah, but I mean, six weeks later, I was fine.

00:58:37.000 I didn't take any pain pills.

00:58:40.000 No, I wasn't, I mean, I was fine to roll, but I was fine, fine the next day.

00:58:44.000 Yeah, I had to have those stupid fucking things in my nose for a while.

00:58:48.000 I forget how long that lasted.

00:58:49.000 But then when they pulled those out, I was good to go.

00:58:51.000 But the doctor, I remember this, the doctor gave me two pain pill prescriptions.

00:58:56.000 He was insistent on giving me these pain pill prescriptions.

00:58:59.000 Yeah. And I was like, okay, I go, but it doesn't hurt now.

00:59:03.000 So is it going to hurt more later?

00:59:05.000 And he's like, it might.

00:59:06.000 I go, but it might not, right?

00:59:08.000 Like, he goes, but you should have these.

00:59:10.000 Like, he wanted to write me these pain pill prescriptions.

00:59:13.000 I was like, this is kind of creeping me out, man.

00:59:15.000 Yeah. Because I had already known a bunch of people that had had pill problems back then.

00:59:19.000 But it was just weird that he wanted to write me two of them.

00:59:21.000 And I told him, I go, listen, I just had knee surgery a couple months ago, and I go on it.

00:59:26.000 I didn't, it wasn't even a couple years ago, rather.

00:59:29.000 And I didn't take any pain medication.

00:59:31.000 I go, I don't like it.

00:59:32.000 I just did it.

00:59:33.000 I just had the surgery and then just dealt with the pain.

00:59:36.000 I'd rather deal with the pain than that feeling.

00:59:37.000 I don't like that feeling.

00:59:39.000 I got ACL surgery, like, way back in the day, and they gave me like Vicodins or one of those type of things.

00:59:46.000 Perkinsets or Vicodons, I forget what it was.

00:59:48.000 But I remember feeling so stupid, I was like, well, this is not for me.

00:59:52.000 Like, whatever this is, I'd rather be in pain than have my fucking brain just filled with, like, cotton. 1.00

00:59:59.000 It just felt like it was just, like, clogged up.

01:00:02.000 Like, it wouldn't work right.

01:00:04.000 Like, blah.

01:00:05.000 It was terrible.

01:00:06.000 Yeah. Tommy and I like that.

01:00:08.000 But my doctor, he just wanted me to take these pills.

01:00:11.000 I think it's that, you know, you were talking to me about statins for a while, and you were saying that, I don't know, you were saying, or whatever I read was that it, these companies are getting, these doctors getting paid out to get people on statins.

01:00:24.000 The companies are saying, you know, get people on statins, we'll pay you out, you know.

01:00:28.000 Doctors get a variety of rewards I'm finding out.

01:00:31.000 They get a variety of rewards dependent upon how many people in their practice get vaccinated.

01:00:36.000 And if they lose a certain percentage, if they, like, have less than a certain percentage, then they don't get payouts.

01:00:42.000 It's, there's some weird shit that's involved in medicine.

01:00:47.000 That's financial incentives that don't necessarily align up with, you know, your best health.

01:00:53.000 And I think that doctors profit off of providing people with pain pills, especially when you have a legitimate reason to want to take pain pills.

01:01:03.000 But I really don't think you should take them.

01:01:05.000 At least I don't take...

01:01:06.000 I just don't...

01:01:07.000 I think if you have something horrible wrong with you and you're in agony all day, I totally understand.

01:01:12.000 But for a regular thing, like you hurt your back a little bit, so now you're on oxycontin, like...

01:01:17.000 That's what happened to me.

01:01:19.000 I got pretty much addicted to them.

01:01:21.000 So I fell off that waterfall.

01:01:22.000 They fucking get everybody, dude, they get you.

01:01:24.000 They get everybody.

01:01:25.000 It's, it's, I can tell you the moment it happened was we had to go to dinner with my wife's friends and I didn't want to go and we weren't drinking.

01:01:34.000 And I remember thinking, I wonder if I double up on my pain pills.

01:01:38.000 That'll get me through tonight.

01:01:40.000 And I did.

01:01:41.000 And man, it was an enjoyable fucking night.

01:01:43.000 And I smoked a little weed and I was fucking perfect.

01:01:46.000 The next morning I woke up and Leanne found out, we were going camping that weekend.

01:01:51.000 And I reached over to get my pills because the first thing I did in bed, grab a pill, pop a pill, lay there for a while.

01:01:57.000 Went over, my pills were gone and Leanne was at the foot of the bed.

01:01:59.000 She goes, you're done, big boy.

01:02:00.000 And I was like, I go, hold on.

01:02:03.000 This is like negotiating, like junky negotiating.

01:02:06.000 I go, hold on, baby.

01:02:07.000 We're going camping.

01:02:08.000 We're going to be sleeping on the hard ground.

01:02:10.000 She goes, nope.

01:02:11.000 She goes, get as much weed as you want, drink as much as you want. 1.00

01:02:14.000 Get through the pain that way.

01:02:15.000 These things are fucking poison.

01:02:16.000 They're scary.

01:02:17.000 They're scary because you don't even realize what you look like to other people.

01:02:21.000 We went to Hawaii with the family one time, and we went to the...

01:02:26.000 Luao. I wasn't drinking in Hawaii that trip for whatever reason.

01:02:30.000 But I was bummed at the Lua because I was like, everyone's getting like, you know, these Mai Ties and I'm drinking water.

01:02:36.000 And I looked and this mom was clearly on Oxy's and you watched her knot out at the table.

01:02:43.000 And there's, man, when you see something like that and you're not drinking, you're like, thank God I'm not fucking drinking.

01:02:50.000 I remember watching her knot out and her whole family sees it.

01:02:53.000 And she's like, What, dude, is what percentage of this country is hooked on oxies right now?

01:02:58.000 It's got to be like a scary percentage.

01:03:02.000 I bet it's...

01:03:02.000 What do you think is more?

01:03:03.000 Oxies or Xanax?

01:03:05.000 Xanax is like, Xanax is totally plausible.

01:03:09.000 Take a Xanax.

01:03:09.000 You're going to be fine.

01:03:11.000 My cardiologist...

01:03:13.000 Dr. Gadan, shout to Dr. Ghan, he's a big fan of yours.

01:03:16.000 But he told me, he said, I said something about Xanax.

01:03:20.000 And he goes, hey, man, I'm your doctor.

01:03:22.000 Don't ever fucking take those things.

01:03:23.000 I was like, really, he goes, this is the leading cause of dementia.

01:03:27.000 Do not take fucking Xanax.

01:03:28.000 Sanix is the leading cause of dementia?

01:03:30.000 He was like, by the way, I apologize, Dr. Gannan, give me a shout out.

01:03:33.000 And he's like, that's not my exact words, Bert.

01:03:35.000 God damn it.

01:03:35.000 Yeah, you might have fucked that up.

01:03:36.000 We might want to delete that.

01:03:37.000 No, he said, he said, your brain, it turns your brain to mush.

01:03:41.000 Well, it's definitely not good for your brain.

01:03:42.000 It's one of the most dangerous drugs to get off.

01:03:45.000 Oh, they won't admit you to rehab if you're on benzos.

01:03:48.000 Right. Like, we took a friend to rehab one time, and one question they asked, have you taken a benzo in the last 24 hours?

01:03:54.000 And he was like, yeah, and they're like, nope, can't take you.

01:03:56.000 They don't want to deal with it.

01:03:57.000 It is so dangerous to get off benzos.

01:03:59.000 Yeah, it's one of the, there's only a few things that people die if they get addicted to and then you cut them off.

01:04:06.000 One of them is alcohol.

01:04:07.000 Yeah. You know?

01:04:08.000 Really? Yeah, yeah.

01:04:09.000 I think you have to drink like when you wake up.

01:04:12.000 Oh, yeah.

01:04:13.000 You have to be a complete drunk.

01:04:14.000 And somehow or another, your body shifts into surviving, drinking alcohol a time.

01:04:20.000 You're killing yourself for sure, but your body relies on it.

01:04:23.000 I forget what the mechanism is, but there's an actual mechanism.

01:04:26.000 There's some sort of a shift when your body's got so much alcohol.

01:04:29.000 And then when you get off alcohol entirely, you can die.

01:04:32.000 Yeah. Oh, you have a stroke?

01:04:34.000 I don't know what the cause of death is, but I know that benzos is another drug that does that when you get off of it, you can die.

01:04:42.000 Like, it's one of those things, if you just cold turkey benzos, if you're popping Xanax all day long and you're like, I'm done, like, you can die.

01:04:49.000 It's crazy how clean life is when you're not partying.

01:04:54.000 Oh, yeah.

01:04:54.000 Like, you haven't drank in two weeks.

01:04:56.000 It's, like, amazing how the sky looks different.

01:04:58.000 The trees look different.

01:04:59.000 Well, you have more energy.

01:05:01.000 So much.

01:05:02.000 The gym is night and day different.

01:05:04.000 Oh, yeah.

01:05:04.000 Like, I work out every day, regardless, ran five miles today.

01:05:08.000 Dranked last night on the plane.

01:05:10.000 Five miles today.

01:05:11.000 And now I feel clean, but then I go, if I don't drink tonight, which I doubt I probably will.

01:05:17.000 What I'm talking about?

01:05:18.000 Who are we lying to, though?

01:05:19.000 But the next day, I feel like a million bucks.

01:05:22.000 You get me in the gym and I want to be on the treadmill.

01:05:24.000 And I'm excited for fucking those sissy squats you do. 1.00

01:05:28.000 I love those bitches. 1.00

01:05:29.000 I got the, the board.

01:05:32.000 Oh, yes.

01:05:32.000 Slant board squats.

01:05:33.000 Get a fucking...

01:05:34.000 Slant board squats. 0.97

01:05:35.000 Get a 45 fucking weight marms. 0.86

01:05:36.000 Yeah. Do 15 of those bitches. 1.00

01:05:38.000 This are great.

01:05:38.000 And you feel it.

01:05:39.000 You're like, that last one.

01:05:41.000 You want my favorite squat to do is, what's the one where you lean back and you squat when you're tilted back?

01:05:49.000 Squat, lean back.

01:05:50.000 It's called bad form?

01:05:51.000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

01:05:54.000 His skull back injury waiting to happen.

01:05:56.000 Lean back and squat, that sounds crazy.

01:05:58.000 Like a landmine squad or something, where you have the pole, you have the... 1.00

01:06:02.000 Oh, okay, yeah, landmine, yeah.

01:06:05.000 And you get deep into that bitch? 1.00

01:06:06.000 Oh, yeah, those are great.

01:06:07.000 Those are great for, like, rotational force, too.

01:06:09.000 Oh, yeah.

01:06:10.000 Oh, yeah.

01:06:13.000 You know, Viking shit. 0.81

01:06:14.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:06:16.000 I'm always impressed when a man can program his own workout.

01:06:19.000 Really? Yeah, because I can't, like, if you...

01:06:22.000 You don't do your own workouts?

01:06:23.000 No, I have a guy programming for me.

01:06:26.000 Okay. He comes to my house and trains me every day.

01:06:28.000 Really? Yeah.

01:06:29.000 Wow. So you don't work out on your own at all?

01:06:32.000 If I work out on my own, I run.

01:06:34.000 Okay, so you must like that, right?

01:06:36.000 Well, you get alone time.

01:06:37.000 You must like that.

01:06:38.000 I love, I love getting on the treadmill by myself and just fucking going.

01:06:42.000 Yeah, alone time's big.

01:06:44.000 So that's what I like the most about, like, work them out by myself.

01:06:49.000 Like, I can figure out what to do.

01:06:51.000 I know what to do.

01:06:52.000 So I just program my own shit.

01:06:53.000 Yeah, I think that's impressive.

01:06:55.000 I tell you what the game changer for me and working out, and I think that, you know, I never understood, uh, Like guys like Cam or David Goggins, and then they pushed themselves so hard.

01:07:07.000 And we did that bench press competition, I realized most of the time when everyone works, the regular person works out, they just want to get through it and be done with it.

01:07:15.000 They're like, I know, I cheated a little bit, fuck it, that was 12. But when you're training for something, and this must be like this with mixed martial artists and with all those motherfuckers, You're training your body for an actual event to protect yourself from other men. 0.68

01:07:30.000 Yeah. And I was like, and when I had a goal in mind, I was like, oh, this is different.

01:07:35.000 Like, I'm doing everything he's telling me to do, and I'm doing it the right way, and I'm doing it to, like, failure.

01:07:41.000 Because I'm trained, if I know that if I do that, then when I get to the day where I do the bench, I can then complete the mission I'm set out to do.

01:07:48.000 Right. You've got a goal.

01:07:49.000 I think more goal-oriented workout.

01:07:52.000 If they said, like, dude, just so you know, a wolf's coming to your house in two weeks.

01:07:56.000 Right. You know, we need to work out, get ready for that wolf.

01:07:58.000 Right. You'd work out so hard for that fucking wolf.

01:08:01.000 Yeah, I'd be like, fuck.

01:08:03.000 Yeah. Dude.

01:08:05.000 I tell you about my friend in Colorado, they let wolves loose near his land.

01:08:09.000 No. Yeah, they just let wolves loose in Colorado.

01:08:13.000 They let a bunch loose in one part of the state, and then they let a bunch more loose.

01:08:20.000 He said it was five.

01:08:21.000 I don't know if that's accurate, but that's what he was told.

01:08:25.000 For what purpose?

01:08:27.000 They've decided to repopulate the state with wolves.

01:08:30.000 And they're getting wolves from like British Columbia.

01:08:32.000 So this big ass fucking Canadian wolves are coming in and fucking the elk up. 0.97

01:08:38.000 And this is outside of Aspen.

01:08:40.000 So these are like all these really wealthy people.

01:08:42.000 Holy And they let wolves loose on their property.

01:08:45.000 And by the way, there's livestock there.

01:08:47.000 These people have cattle.

01:08:48.000 They have all sorts of...

01:08:50.000 So far, the wolves in his area have an attack cattle because there's an abundance of elk up there.

01:08:55.000 It's a very...

01:08:57.000 It's a big elk corridor where the elk migrate.

01:09:00.000 And I took a picture and posted it up on Instagram of an elk leg that he found, just like within two weeks of them being released.

01:09:09.000 They had already started killing elk on his property.

01:09:13.000 So a wolf took out an elk and left the leg, left the leg bone, just laying in the snow.

01:09:19.000 Wait, how many wolves did they let go?

01:09:21.000 Five, he thinks.

01:09:22.000 This is what he told me.

01:09:23.000 Wolves, do they release them as a pack?

01:09:26.000 I don't know if they will pack up.

01:09:28.000 I don't know if they knew each other before.

01:09:31.000 I don't know what the fucking neighborhood.

01:09:33.000 Did they grow up together?

01:09:34.000 Yeah. So that's what we found.

01:09:36.000 Oh, shit.

01:09:38.000 So that's an elk leg that's just been stripped down, the lower leg, no meat on it, just the hoof and some fur and shit.

01:09:47.000 He's laying in a...

01:09:49.000 Just a bunch of disturbed areas.

01:09:51.000 It was all fucked up.

01:09:52.000 You could tell some shit went down.

01:09:53.000 So we found that piece there.

01:09:55.000 They had dragged that from somewhere else.

01:09:58.000 But there was a carcass up there, too.

01:10:00.000 So they basically, you know, can kill...

01:10:05.000 They could probably kill one or two elk a day, and they probably will do that now.

01:10:12.000 And so the elk population will rapidly diminish.

01:10:16.000 The elk have no idea.

01:10:17.000 They've never evolved around wolves.

01:10:21.000 These elk are in, like, who knows how many generations, with no wolves.

01:10:26.000 So the United States had wolves all throughout the West, and then they eradicated them because they fucking kill everything, because they kill livestock, they kill horses, they pack up, they get big, they get big packs, and then they devastate livestock, sheep herders, cattle.

01:10:41.000 So they all murdered all the wolves.

01:10:43.000 So now these people, these greenies, these little cutie pies, decided to bring back the most intelligent, telepathic apex predator. 1.00

01:10:53.000 that operates in packs and you decided to let them loose near a ski town.

01:10:59.000 Like, congratulations.

01:11:00.000 Why the fuck?

01:11:01.000 Because they're cute because these are people that grew up in cities and they don't understand.

01:11:05.000 It's called ballot box biology.

01:11:08.000 It's a bunch of people who grew up in the city.

01:11:10.000 They don't know what the fuck they're doing and they don't know what a wolf really is.

01:11:13.000 They just think, wow, life's amazing.

01:11:15.000 And then so you've let loose apex predators in an area where nothing is prepared for them.

01:11:23.000 These animals don't know to look for wolves.

01:11:25.000 They've never experienced a wolf before.

01:11:27.000 They don't have a natural instinct to run away when they see the wolves.

01:11:32.000 They don't know what the fuck is going on.

01:11:33.000 And then you've got cattle.

01:11:34.000 You can't tell wolves what to kill either.

01:11:36.000 Of course not.

01:11:37.000 Well, here's even better.

01:11:38.000 The first ones they got, so they had a mandate to get these.

01:11:41.000 The Colorado voted.

01:11:43.000 They voted it to release wolves.

01:11:45.000 And so the governor had to get it done within a certain period of time.

01:11:48.000 And so they got wolves from Oregon that had been killing cattle.

01:11:54.000 So these wolves, they captured them because they had been killing cattle, and then they released them in Colorado where they wait for it.

01:12:04.000 Started killing cattle.

01:12:06.000 Oh, shit.

01:12:06.000 Duh. So wolves are awesome, but they were making their way into Colorado by themselves.

01:12:13.000 They were already coming down from Wyoming.

01:12:15.000 There's wolves in Montana, Wyoming, Idaho, and they were making their way down naturally.

01:12:20.000 But these idiots decided to accelerate the process and introduce this completely new element outside of a fucking ski town.

01:12:27.000 That's going to kill people's dogs, for sure. 1.00

01:12:29.000 If they get to a healthy population, you're never going to be able to let your dog go outside.

01:12:33.000 Yeah. That's over.

01:12:34.000 Cats dead.

01:12:35.000 Everybody dead.

01:12:36.000 They're like 10 times worse than coyote.

01:12:38.000 You remember coyotes?

01:12:39.000 They're giant coyotes.

01:12:39.000 You've seen coyotes jump fences?

01:12:41.000 Oh, yeah.

01:12:41.000 And you're like, there's no protecting my chickens from fucking coyotes.

01:12:45.000 I saw a coyote jump a fence with one of my chickens in its mouth.

01:12:48.000 jumped a six-foot-high wrought iron fence like it was nothing.

01:12:52.000 Bown, touched the top of the fence with its feet with a chicken in its mouth.

01:12:56.000 And right over the top, I was like, whoa, I was so delusional.

01:13:00.000 I thought like, oh, this fence is this big.

01:13:02.000 They can't get over that.

01:13:03.000 Dude, one jump.

01:13:04.000 One jump.

01:13:05.000 One jump.

01:13:06.000 Feet to the top, other feet to the top, over the top with a chicken in his mouth.

01:13:10.000 All my neighbors have red lights on their fences.

01:13:12.000 That's the only thing that stops coyotes, I say.

01:13:14.000 Oh, they won't jump over a red light?

01:13:16.000 I have no fucking idea.

01:13:17.000 But they all have, like, it looks like a red bicycle light on every panel of their fence.

01:13:22.000 They're little monsters.

01:13:23.000 They're wolves, too, by the way.

01:13:25.000 They are?

01:13:25.000 Coyotes are wolves.

01:13:26.000 Yeah, they're small wolves.

01:13:27.000 I remember, you know, it's funny the little things you remember.

01:13:29.000 I remember you talking about the coyote's honey dicking your dog one time?

01:13:33.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:13:34.000 I always think that's the funniest phrase, honey dicking. 1.00

01:13:37.000 Yeah, they try to honeydick your dog. 0.98

01:13:38.000 So what they do is they, one coyote, I've told the story before, but I'll say it quick.

01:13:42.000 I went to this pet store that I used to go to.

01:13:47.000 And one of the guys that worked in the pet store, yeah.

01:13:50.000 He was a veterinarian.

01:13:52.000 And he brought in...

01:13:53.000 Someone had brought in this pit bull that was covered in cuts.

01:13:58.000 His whole body was like hundreds of stitches.

01:14:00.000 And he's like, what happened?

01:14:01.000 He was like, I don't know.

01:14:02.000 He got out.

01:14:04.000 And then, you know, when I came home, he was outside the fence and this is what he looked like.

01:14:09.000 So this guy, they stitched the dog up.

01:14:11.000 And then he follows a blood trail into the woods outside of his house where he finds nine dead coyotes.

01:14:20.000 So they honeydicked, you know, a giant pit bull. 0.66

01:14:24.000 Like one of them super jacked muscular pit bulls with the fucking fire hydrant head.

01:14:29.000 The kind that are on the front of rap albums.

01:14:31.000 Terrifying pit bull.

01:14:32.000 And this pit bull just killed everyone.

01:14:35.000 They fucked with the John Wick of pit bulls.

01:14:38.000 And he just killed them all, killed all the coyotes.

01:14:41.000 They were all just, he said it looked like Vietnam.

01:14:43.000 He said they were just torn apart.

01:14:44.000 Because once the dog killed him, he's not going to stop.

01:14:47.000 He's going to start shaking him.

01:14:49.000 You know, picking, especially a pit bull like that that's in a blood rage that just fight for its life.

01:14:55.000 Like, it was probably so happy, like, so happy to do this, because Pitbulls just want to fight all the time. 1.00

01:15:01.000 I've been wanting to do this every fucking day I wake up.

01:15:05.000 It was the guy has jujitsu black belt and a drunk grab, and he was like, thank you.

01:15:10.000 Thank you.

01:15:11.000 I've been practicing for this my whole life.

01:15:14.000 But you imagine the scene?

01:15:16.000 Imagine the scene just walking, just dead coyotes, just ripped apart, just throats torn open, guts hanging out, legs broken.

01:15:25.000 Because this dog, if a dog like that bites a coyote's leg, that leg's broken.

01:15:31.000 That's a shattered leg.

01:15:32.000 That leg doesn't work anymore.

01:15:34.000 The poundage that Pitbull's bite is fucking wild. 0.95

01:15:37.000 You know what a wolf is?

01:15:38.000 It's like five times stronger.

01:15:40.000 Are you shitting me?

01:15:40.000 Yeah. That's how crazy these retards are that let loose these apex, telepathic super predators into a ski town.

01:15:51.000 We're filled with super rich people.

01:15:52.000 And the super rich people, right now, they're finding out about this.

01:15:55.000 They are freaking the fuck out.

01:15:57.000 I bet they are.

01:15:58.000 Oh, yeah.

01:15:58.000 All my buddy who lives out there, all his neighbors, they're all trying to figure out what they can do.

01:16:03.000 They're all collared, too.

01:16:04.000 So there's an app, and you can get on the app and find out where the monsters are.

01:16:09.000 Yeah, you want to get scared?

01:16:10.000 I want to get that app.

01:16:11.000 How about your walking?

01:16:12.000 How about you're walking?

01:16:14.000 And then you see the fucking app is showing you there behind you. 0.68

01:16:21.000 All five of them behind you and you're with your family.

01:16:25.000 But maybe you voted on that because you think wolves are amazing.

01:16:30.000 That's Little Red Riding Hood, bro.

01:16:32.000 You can track these wolves on an app.

01:16:33.000 You can track them on an app.

01:16:35.000 That's kind of cool.

01:16:36.000 It's kind of cool to know where the monsters are.

01:16:38.000 They do that with sharks, great white sharks. 0.79

01:16:40.000 But these people in the neighborhood are all tracking these wolves.

01:16:43.000 So they're all freaking out because these wolves are like circling their homes, circling their property.

01:16:48.000 Fuck. Some of them have gone right through fields with cattle and not done anything about it.

01:16:54.000 Yeah, they don't even understand why.

01:16:56.000 They haven't attacked any cattle yet.

01:16:58.000 But these are ones that are outside of Aspen.

01:17:01.000 So the ones that they brought in from Oregon, that's not outside of Aspen.

01:17:05.000 That's a different spot.

01:17:06.000 Those are the ones that were depredation tags.

01:17:09.000 They were already killing wildlife, or they were already killing cattle. 0.90

01:17:13.000 What state do you think has the most predators?

01:17:16.000 Like, Australia has the most predators in the world.

01:17:19.000 In our country?

01:17:19.000 Yeah. I would say Alaska, for sure.

01:17:21.000 Florida. Oh, yeah.

01:17:23.000 That's a good call.

01:17:24.000 Florida's fucking crazy.

01:17:26.000 Florida, now, because you brought in reptiles.

01:17:28.000 Yeah, 100%.

01:17:30.000 Florida has more pythons in it in the Everglades than all the rest of the world.

01:17:36.000 Yeah. Do you see those kids that go in, you see those kids that dive in and grab them?

01:17:40.000 I had python cowboy on the show.

01:17:42.000 He brought me up.

01:17:43.000 Don't we have a python head laying right here somewhere?

01:17:46.000 Something? Oh, look at that.

01:17:48.000 Look at that.

01:17:49.000 Yeah. Apex Prider, Florida is jacked.

01:17:52.000 No one even comes close to Florida.

01:17:53.000 No one's even close.

01:17:54.000 Wait, wait, wait, wait.

01:17:55.000 What's Maine?

01:17:56.000 Maine? Why does Maine?

01:17:59.000 What is it?

01:18:00.000 Vermont. Vermont?

01:18:04.000 Vermont? This got to...

01:18:06.000 Right. Okay, so the one with the boot.

01:18:09.000 This is not good, guys.

01:18:11.000 The boot is Massachusetts, right?

01:18:12.000 No, that's New York.

01:18:15.000 We're so stupid.

01:18:16.000 You know who could draw the whole map by hand?

01:18:19.000 Al Franken.

01:18:20.000 Vermont. Vermont.

01:18:21.000 Okay, yeah, it's Massachusetts.

01:18:22.000 What predators are in Vermont?

01:18:23.000 With the hook.

01:18:24.000 Okay, so Vermont predators.

01:18:26.000 Yeah, what predators are in Vermont?

01:18:29.000 That must be like wolverines and shit.

01:18:31.000 Oh, red and gray foxes.

01:18:32.000 Coyotes, black bears, fishers, bobcats, and red and gray foxes with wolves and links also present, although the later or rare ladder.

01:18:41.000 Good God.

01:18:42.000 Interesting. I remember, I said the other day on Instagram, I had my hose all wrapped up.

01:18:49.000 And I was like, I don't know if this is because I'm from Florida, but I never put my hand into a hose bucket without kicking it a couple times.

01:18:55.000 When you say I got my hose all wrapped up, I thought you had your ladies making money. 1.00

01:19:00.000 My hose doesn't make any money.

01:19:01.000 My hose are wrapped up.

01:19:02.000 They're making that money.

01:19:04.000 I got my hose wrapped up.

01:19:06.000 Have you ever had rattlesnake on your property out here?

01:19:07.000 Yes. You have?

01:19:08.000 Yeah. Out here, we've had one.

01:19:13.000 One of my neighbors had a couple coral snakes in her garage. 1.00

01:19:17.000 Those are scary.

01:19:18.000 Coral snakes are the ones that look like...

01:19:20.000 Red and black.

01:19:21.000 They're beautiful.

01:19:22.000 Black and yellow, Killafellow.

01:19:24.000 Red and...

01:19:25.000 What is that?

01:19:26.000 Red, white, and blue.

01:19:27.000 America. America.

01:19:29.000 He's cool.

01:19:30.000 I don't know what the...

01:19:31.000 But my old house in California, there was a bunch of them.

01:19:35.000 Your old house was in the wilderness.

01:19:37.000 Yeah, I was in a place where there was a lot.

01:19:40.000 Red touches yellow, kill a fellow, red touches black, venom, lack. 0.79

01:19:44.000 What does that mean?

01:19:45.000 There's no venom.

01:19:47.000 Oh, to help identify venomous coral snakes.

01:19:50.000 Oh, I see.

01:19:50.000 So some coral snakes are not venomous?

01:19:53.000 No, it's a...

01:19:54.000 Oh, yeah, that's what it looked like.

01:19:55.000 No, it's a king snake.

01:19:56.000 A scarlet king snake is harmless.

01:19:59.000 Coral snakes are deadly.

01:20:00.000 Okay. So we had both in Florida, I think.

01:20:03.000 So you never got near either of them.

01:20:05.000 But that...

01:20:05.000 Go back to that image, Jamie?

01:20:07.000 The one on the top, red touches yellow, kill a fellow.

01:20:10.000 That's it.

01:20:12.000 So that's the one that'll kill it.

01:20:14.000 Red touches black, scarlet king snake, harmless.

01:20:18.000 Interesting. I'm not going to roll the dice on that.

01:20:20.000 I would not remember this.

01:20:21.000 I would fuck that up.

01:20:22.000 That thing looks like it will fucking for sure kill you. 0.96

01:20:25.000 Red touches black. 0.80

01:20:26.000 Step back?

01:20:26.000 What? Yellow black and yellow.

01:20:27.000 Red touches yellow, kill a fellow. 0.87

01:20:29.000 That's the one.

01:20:30.000 That's all you have to remember.

01:20:30.000 Red touches yellow, kill a fellow.

01:20:33.000 Black and yellow.

01:20:33.000 That's red touches yellow.

01:20:35.000 Fuck that creature. 1.00

01:20:37.000 So my friend, she had two of them.

01:20:40.000 In her garage.

01:20:41.000 Yeah, not good.

01:20:42.000 Not good.

01:20:43.000 But my old house, my, remember, did you ever meet Frank?

01:20:47.000 You never met Frank.

01:20:49.000 I used to have this pit bull named Frank Sinatra.

01:20:51.000 And Frank would...

01:20:53.000 I only knew Johnny.

01:20:54.000 Frank killed everything.

01:20:55.000 Everything that got in that yard was dead.

01:20:57.000 Really? Yeah, he was a psycho.

01:20:59.000 And he would kill rattlesnakes all the time.

01:21:02.000 So he'd get bit all the time.

01:21:04.000 So, like, fucking...

01:21:05.000 I'm like, wait, how did he not get bit?

01:21:07.000 He got bit every time.

01:21:08.000 So I have to keep bringing him to the fucking vet.

01:21:10.000 I brought him to the vet like at least three times.

01:21:13.000 And one time I had to bring him twice because he got to, he had been bit by rattlesnakes so many times that he had developed some sort of an immunity.

01:21:21.000 So I brought him the first time and we're all, we're at the vet.

01:21:24.000 He was super friendly.

01:21:25.000 He was the sweetest dog.

01:21:26.000 Loved everybody.

01:21:27.000 But like vicious with snakes and lizards.

01:21:30.000 Lizards are like his video game.

01:21:31.000 He would like jump on the walls to try to get the lizards that were crawling on the walls.

01:21:35.000 He would leap into the air to try to get these lizards.

01:21:38.000 So I brought him to the vet, and the vet's like, I don't see a puncture mark, and he's not swelling, so I wouldn't worry about it.

01:21:45.000 And I'm like, wow, how the fuck did you kill that snake and not get bit?

01:21:49.000 And then I brought him back to the house.

01:21:51.000 His face immediately swole back up again.

01:21:55.000 So then I had to bring him back to the vet, and the vet's like, he's been stung, he's been bit so many times that he probably has some sort of an immunity.

01:22:02.000 Jesus. Yeah.

01:22:03.000 It's a coral snake, too, that doesn't go by the rhyme.

01:22:06.000 That is so beautiful.

01:22:07.000 And that is one of the most venomous snakes in the world.

01:22:09.000 God, I would assume that would fuck you up.

01:22:11.000 It kills King Cobra's apparently.

01:22:12.000 It kills King Cobra.

01:22:14.000 Look how beautiful it is.

01:22:15.000 It's a beautiful it is.

01:22:16.000 Somewhere, there's some idiot in Florida in a death metal band that wants this.

01:22:20.000 And he's going to have it in his house until he can't feed it anymore.

01:22:23.000 It's like, little fella, got to let you go.

01:22:25.000 And he's going to let it loose.

01:22:27.000 And it's going to go in the fucking Everglades.

01:22:28.000 And then you're going to have a half a million of them there.

01:22:30.000 The, you know, Slash had poisonous snakes in his house.

01:22:33.000 Of course he did.

01:22:33.000 Look at him.

01:22:34.000 And then there was an earthquake.

01:22:36.000 Oh, great.

01:22:37.000 I read that.

01:22:37.000 I think I read that one of their books where I talked to Slash once about it.

01:22:40.000 They got out?

01:22:41.000 And I think they got out and they had to send someone in the house to, I can't remember exactly, but there was an earthquake and he had like a cobra.

01:22:47.000 Oh, God.

01:22:48.000 Yeah. I don't understand.

01:22:50.000 I mean, I understand wanting to have a snake, but poisonous snakes, I can't wrap my head around.

01:22:54.000 No. You can never touch it.

01:22:56.000 You can never play with it.

01:22:58.000 Fuck all snakes.

01:22:59.000 How about that?

01:23:00.000 How about all that?

01:23:01.000 How about snakes are the reason why we wear clothes?

01:23:05.000 A snake tricked Eve and eating that fucking apple and now we're ruined.

01:23:08.000 All right?

01:23:09.000 Now we have to have Jesus come save us.

01:23:11.000 You definitely look like you would have gone through a lizard phase, though.

01:23:14.000 No. Well, I, listen.

01:23:17.000 I had one idea that was the dumbest idea.

01:23:20.000 The snake guy.

01:23:22.000 A snake guy.

01:23:24.000 What is it going on?

01:23:25.000 He's got snakes?

01:23:26.000 Yeah, fuck, I was thought.

01:23:27.000 Oh, this is the wrong cop to blow snake out with?

01:23:30.000 Yeah. Yeah, you're right.

01:23:31.000 I'll stand right here.

01:23:32.000 Now, wait a minute.

01:23:33.000 You don't understand how many there are.

01:23:36.000 Dude. You see all them snakes right there?

01:23:38.000 Yeah. You see them snakes right there?

01:23:41.000 Yeah. They're my babies.

01:23:43.000 I care more about them snakes than I do a human life.

01:23:48.000 Just like that, man.

01:23:49.000 These snakes mean more.

01:23:51.000 She's already out the door.

01:23:52.000 He's like, oh, sure thing, buddy.

01:23:56.000 So I had this one idea at once.

01:23:59.000 I had this house.

01:24:01.000 That was, it had like a center courtyard.

01:24:04.000 And I was gonna seal off the center courtyard and get a crocodile monitor.

01:24:09.000 Bad ass fucking monitor.

01:24:11.000 And feed it rabbits.

01:24:14.000 And have like a wild kingdom in the center of my house.

01:24:17.000 I love it.

01:24:17.000 So I was gonna set up trees because it had like open air.

01:24:20.000 So I was like, I'm gonna set up a canopy, trap it in there, like a greenhouse, make it nice and warm.

01:24:25.000 So it's an environment.

01:24:26.000 Put trees up everywhere and they just let shit loose and watch.

01:24:28.000 Yeah. Then I was like, that's so fucked up.

01:24:31.000 It's like, and then I started thinking, like, what's wrong with you?

01:24:33.000 It's like if I started thinking about me going, like, I didn't like me.

01:24:37.000 Like, imagine taking someone, one of your friends over your house and you have a murder sanctuary in the center of, centerpiece of your home.

01:24:45.000 Oh. The atrium of your home is just like you watch animals just get slaughtered.

01:24:49.000 They have no chance of escape, unlike the wild.

01:24:52.000 Oh. In the wild, the rabbit can get away.

01:24:53.000 Dude, we used to do that.

01:24:54.000 In our fraternity, my buddy Mason had a big python.

01:24:59.000 And they'd buy rats and they'd put money on it.

01:25:01.000 And they'd put them in the corners and put the python in the center.

01:25:03.000 And they have the benches from our cafeteria lined up.

01:25:06.000 It'd be in a square.

01:25:07.000 And we bet on which one he'd eat first.

01:25:10.000 And it was crazy.

01:25:11.000 Rats would go right up to the snake's face and touch the snake's face. 0.97

01:25:14.000 Snake's sake wouldn't even fucking touch it. 1.00

01:25:16.000 And then all of a sudden, you'd see them coil up.

01:25:19.000 Yeah, they just make their move.

01:25:21.000 I had a Savannah monitor.

01:25:22.000 I had a iguana.

01:25:25.000 Savannah monitor at mice.

01:25:28.000 And then the iguana is just nothing.

01:25:33.000 It just...

01:25:35.000 Those rats that they fed that snake or those mice they fed that snake, those things are just bred in captivity.

01:25:42.000 They have no fear.

01:25:44.000 They don't know what's going to hurt them and what's not going to hurt them.

01:25:46.000 Nothing's ever hurt them.

01:25:47.000 Everything's just fed them.

01:25:49.000 Yeah. And then all of a sudden, serpent.

01:25:51.000 My dog caught a squirrel.

01:25:54.000 My dog, I have two bull mastiffs.

01:25:55.000 Mack, the big one, has been...

01:25:57.000 I mean, his...

01:25:59.000 He's wanted to catch a squirrel the same way I wanted to have anal sex with my wife. 0.91

01:26:02.000 Like, he wants it every fucking day.

01:26:05.000 And then he caught a squirrel.

01:26:06.000 And I think it would be the same as if I had anal sex with my wife. 1.00

01:26:09.000 It was way messier than he thought.

01:26:11.000 He thought it was going to be a fun game.

01:26:13.000 And he broke it in half and was throwing it and then it wasn't moving.

01:26:17.000 And he'd move it.

01:26:18.000 And I was like, oh, buddy, you should have never got what you wanted.

01:26:20.000 He was like, this isn't fun.

01:26:22.000 And I looked at him.

01:26:23.000 He's just like, what the fuck?

01:26:25.000 I guess I'll eat grass now.

01:26:27.000 Yeah, clean his mouth out.

01:26:29.000 Squirrel guts.

01:26:30.000 My two bull mastiffs caught the, what's the possum who was killing our chickens? 1.00

01:26:38.000 Possum killed chickens?

01:26:39.000 Possum killed our chickens.

01:26:41.000 Three chickens, like, I'm almost saying, like, back to back to back.

01:26:44.000 Oh, of course they do.

01:26:45.000 They look like predators.

01:26:46.000 Yeah. I mean, they have a predator mouth. 0.99

01:26:48.000 And my two bull mastiffs caught a possum and they tortured this thing. 1.00

01:26:53.000 I'm talking Al-Qaeda beheading video while we were out to dinner.

01:26:59.000 And we got home and furniture was moved around and this fucking possum was soaking wet. 0.95

01:27:05.000 I mean, they must have thrown this thing around the room and it was just in the corner playing dead.

01:27:10.000 It was still alive?

01:27:10.000 Yeah. And the dogs were just fucking rag doll in it.

01:27:14.000 How was it still alive?

01:27:15.000 I don't know.

01:27:15.000 We had to catch a bucket.

01:27:17.000 Your mastiff is fucking huge.

01:27:19.000 Yeah. They were just toying with it, I think.

01:27:21.000 They were just fucking throw them around.

01:27:22.000 They had them cornered in the back.

01:27:24.000 We had to get a bucket, and you can't kill possums in the county of L.A. It's illegal to kill a possum.

01:27:30.000 That's hilarious.

01:27:31.000 I know.

01:27:32.000 That's so funny.

01:27:32.000 You know you can kill coyotes.

01:27:34.000 No, in L.A.?

01:27:35.000 Oh, yeah.

01:27:36.000 Uh. Are you being serious?

01:27:38.000 Yeah. Because we have a den of coyotes that come back through our backyard at times.

01:27:43.000 Coyotes are like rats.

01:27:44.000 Dude, I don't think they're like rats.

01:27:46.000 Let me just be real clear.

01:27:47.000 I think they're cool.

01:27:48.000 But I wanted to kill one.

01:27:50.000 I wanted to kill them when they killed all my chickens.

01:27:51.000 Dude, I killed all my fucking chickens.

01:27:54.000 I have a Hoyt bow with a 69-pound tension that would light a fucking coyote.

01:27:58.000 I've been one to hunt something.

01:28:00.000 Yeah. Yeah, don't shoot your neighbors, dude.

01:28:04.000 California laws allows for the killing of fur-bearing mammal that is injuring property at any time and in any manner, any manner.

01:28:13.000 However, animal cruelty laws prohibit maliciously and intentionally maiming, mutilating, torturing, wounding, or killing an animal.

01:28:20.000 Wait a minute.

01:28:21.000 Prohibit intentionally killing an animal.

01:28:24.000 So how can you have a law that allows for killing a fur-bearing mammal that is injuring property at any time and any manner, but also have a law that prohibits...

01:28:34.000 Intentionally killing an animal.

01:28:36.000 It's got to be doing an injury.

01:28:38.000 It says maliciously so you'd be angry.

01:28:41.000 Wait, hold on.

01:28:41.000 Am I saying the word possum wrong?

01:28:43.000 Apossums. No, I say it.

01:28:45.000 O possum, I think is the right way to say it.

01:28:47.000 It's like, did you know it's wheeled barrow?

01:28:50.000 It's not barrel?

01:28:51.000 Uh-uh. It's wheel barrow.

01:28:53.000 Interesting. Yeah.

01:28:54.000 Makes it illegal to intentionally and maliciously kill an animal.

01:28:58.000 But intentionally and maliciously are different things.

01:29:02.000 Like if you're killing an animal to protect your dog.

01:29:05.000 Oh, here it is.

01:29:07.000 The key difference lies in the intent and manner of killing.

01:29:10.000 Killing an opossum that is causing damage to property is one thing, but torturing or inflicting unnecessary suffering is a different manner.

01:29:16.000 Okay. That makes sense.

01:29:18.000 I think my dogs broke the law.

01:29:19.000 Here is a guy was convicted and sentenced for torturing an opossum to death, including beating, burning, and hanging it from a noose.

01:29:26.000 Okay. That's a little bit.

01:29:27.000 That's a lot.

01:29:28.000 Another case, father and son were arrested for allegedly killing an opossum, but the arrests were later deemed unlawful, and the city settled a lawsuit with the family for $400,000.

01:29:39.000 Okay. Consider contacting your professional pest control operator or wildlife removal service.

01:29:49.000 Yeah, I mean, I'm not too worried about possums.

01:29:52.000 In our old house, we had rats.

01:29:54.000 Coyotes are to be worried about it. 0.77

01:29:56.000 They'd be worried about it.

01:29:57.000 If you have a small dog.

01:29:58.000 I need to be exactly 25 yards away from me, though.

01:30:01.000 Yeah. Because I don't, yeah, that's all I'm like, I'm only scoped out from my porch to the fire pit.

01:30:07.000 Don't you have an adjustable site?

01:30:09.000 No, I have four sites.

01:30:11.000 I didn't really learn that much about bow hunting with Cam.

01:30:12.000 I just shot a couple times.

01:30:14.000 But I know that, like, one site is for that distance.

01:30:16.000 One site's for that distance.

01:30:17.000 Right. And I don't even need the second site in my backyard.

01:30:21.000 Like, my backyard's not that big.

01:30:22.000 Right. Right.

01:30:23.000 You should go somewhere where you could practice.

01:30:25.000 They have a good one.

01:30:26.000 They have a good one in, I think...

01:30:31.000 It's over in a park.

01:30:32.000 They have a whole archery range.

01:30:33.000 Oh, nice.

01:30:34.000 Yeah. Yeah, you should go there.

01:30:35.000 I get weird with that shit.

01:30:35.000 I have, you know, I have weird issues about, like, joining something new, like getting into a spin class and I've never met anyone.

01:30:42.000 I just kind of like doing it my backyard.

01:30:44.000 Doing in the backyard is fun, but just for your own ability to get better at it, you really should stretch out your distance.

01:30:51.000 Yeah. Because what happens is there's little tiny errors in your form that don't show up at 20 yards.

01:30:57.000 That'll show up at 60 yards.

01:30:59.000 and you gotta find out what those are.

01:31:02.000 Like, I don't, I always shoot at 85 yards.

01:31:05.000 You shoot at 85 yards?

01:31:07.000 85 yards?

01:31:07.000 At your house?

01:31:08.000 Yeah. Yeah.

01:31:10.000 I set 85 yards is a distance I would never shoot an animal at, and if I could be super accurate at 85 yards, when an animal's at 50 yards, it feels to me like a chip shot, like I can just nail it, because I'm always shooting long distances.

01:31:24.000 So at a long distance, any little deviation or torque of your hand, it can make a big difference in how the arrow goes off.

01:31:34.000 And at 70 yards, it might be four or five, six inches to the left, to the right, up, down.

01:31:40.000 It's spread out.

01:31:41.000 And you want to tighten it up like this.

01:31:43.000 You want to get that group like a softball.

01:31:45.000 That's what I want.

01:31:46.000 I want a softball at 85 yards. 0.51

01:31:48.000 That's what I know I can go hunting.

01:31:50.000 When I can get a softball at 85 yards, I'm dialed.

01:31:53.000 I'm dialed in.

01:31:55.000 I've been shooting from a higher platform, too.

01:31:58.000 Is that bad?

01:31:58.000 That's very good.

01:31:59.000 That's very good.

01:32:00.000 Especially if you ever have to go hunting in a tree stand.

01:32:03.000 Tree stand hunting is very difficult.

01:32:06.000 So I've only done it once.

01:32:08.000 My good friend, John Dudley, took me to his farm in Iowa.

01:32:12.000 John actually taught me a lot about archery, too.

01:32:15.000 Most of what I know about, like, form and technique.

01:32:17.000 I learned from John.

01:32:19.000 And, anyway, John has this amazing setup in Iowa, and you go up in these tree stands, and you have to, like, buckle yourself in with, like, a safety wire or a safety rope.

01:32:28.000 And, you know, you're sitting there, like, all day.

01:32:31.000 Yeah. You sit all day.

01:32:34.000 All day.

01:32:34.000 It's freezing.

01:32:36.000 It's November.

01:32:37.000 It's in Iowa.

01:32:38.000 It's fucking three degrees.

01:32:39.000 You're sitting there freezing your fucking dick off.

01:32:42.000 And sometimes you have these giant suits that you put over your whole body and zip up, like you're a giant burrito of fur, almost like a sleeping bag.

01:32:50.000 And you're sober and you're not doing anything but just waiting.

01:32:52.000 Yeah, you can't be drunk.

01:32:53.000 You can't be listening to like a podcast.

01:32:55.000 You really shouldn't.

01:32:56.000 You want to hear branches snapping.

01:32:59.000 You want to hear the little cracks, the little sounds, little...

01:33:03.000 That's what you're listening for.

01:33:05.000 Guys even wear these things called Walker Game Ears.

01:33:08.000 And Walker Game Ears, it's almost like a hearing aid, and you put them in, and you crank it up, and you can hear things like way amplified.

01:33:17.000 Way amplified.

01:33:18.000 There's certain headphones you wear, if you go to a gun range, that they tune out any sound that's over a certain pitch, like a certain volume, but amplify other sounds.

01:33:34.000 So you can hear people talking from way away.

01:33:37.000 Really? Yeah, way stronger ability to hear.

01:33:40.000 But then the gun, it cuts out the sound when it gets to a dangerous...

01:33:44.000 So every gun is like, tak, tak, tak, tak.

01:33:46.000 talk, talk.

01:33:47.000 But the sound of other people is still present.

01:33:50.000 So you could talk at a gun range.

01:33:51.000 You don't have to have, like, full ear, like the foam one stuffed in there where you have to pull, like a tarantactical.

01:33:57.000 They always use those.

01:33:58.000 You have to pull them out and talk to people.

01:34:00.000 These you can, so these guys wear things like that.

01:34:03.000 So they can hear everything in the forest.

01:34:05.000 Wow. they can hear every little sound because when a deer's coming in they come in slowly they're like they're all wary and shit they're stepping on the grass they're moving around and you might just hear something just a rustle and you're like where's it and you see him all You got to get your bow.

01:34:22.000 So you're waiting all day for one moment and you're shooting down.

01:34:26.000 Yeah. Because like the animals like they're down like below you or like you're at like sharp angle.

01:34:31.000 So you have to have like a range compensating, an angle compensating range fighter because the shot might be 40 yards but it actually might be 20 yards because you're shooting straight down.

01:34:42.000 So you're shooting straight down.

01:34:44.000 You're the way your arrow is going to drop.

01:34:46.000 It's not going to be as affected by gravity.

01:34:49.000 So if you're shooting 40 yards on a flat plane, the arrow's going to arc and it's going to drop.

01:34:54.000 So over the course of the 40 yards, if your arrow's going to 290 feet per second, which is a good speed, it's going to slowly drop until it gets to 40 yards.

01:35:04.000 So you have, that's why your range, like you set up the pin, you move it to where the arrow's going to be when it finally gets there at 40 yards.

01:35:11.000 You'll know where the difference.

01:35:12.000 Can you move your own pin?

01:35:13.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:35:14.000 Oh, I need camera.

01:35:16.000 I have a wheel.

01:35:18.000 It's set up that, like, I have what's called a Spothog, Fast Eddie, and it's got two pins on it.

01:35:24.000 And one pin will be at 20 yards, the other pin will be at 35 yards.

01:35:29.000 And then I move it down, and then the one pin is at 50 yards, and the other pin is at, like, 75 yards.

01:35:35.000 Oh, that's not mine.

01:35:35.000 Or 65. Mine has just got four different sites.

01:35:38.000 Oh, okay.

01:35:39.000 Yeah. So mine is an adjustable one that's on a wheel, and that's what you need.

01:35:42.000 Because like, say if a deer's coming in, you're in a tree stand, you look and you're like, that's pretty far away, but it's pretty far like this, straight down.

01:35:52.000 So pretty far straight down, your arrow's not going to drop as much as if you were shooting straight.

01:35:56.000 Yeah. If you're shooting straight, it's going to go, boom, and then...

01:35:59.000 So you have to have a range finder that figures that out for you.

01:36:02.000 Oh, shit.

01:36:02.000 And it says, even though that's 40 yards away, the angle compensation is actually 26 yards.

01:36:08.000 So you have to dial your shit to 26 yards, and then you'll be perfect.

01:36:13.000 Have you ever gone fishing with a bow?

01:36:15.000 No, I have not, but it looks amazing.

01:36:17.000 It is so fucking difficult.

01:36:19.000 It looks fun, too, though.

01:36:21.000 It's fun, but it's difficult because of the water reflection, you've got to shoot like...

01:36:25.000 Six inches below it, right?

01:36:26.000 Yeah. Well, I don't know, because I never got one.

01:36:29.000 So, yeah.

01:36:30.000 And I was a little drunk.

01:36:31.000 I was like, I was like, this will be easy.

01:36:33.000 I think you have to shoot sick.

01:36:35.000 It's refract, refraction, right?

01:36:37.000 Yeah. Yeah, I think you have to shoot below what you see.

01:36:40.000 Yeah. Yeah.

01:36:42.000 That's a mind fuck.

01:36:44.000 I couldn't, I, when we sat out there, it was salmon all over.

01:36:47.000 Oh, really?

01:36:48.000 It was, yeah, and I fucking must have taken a hundred shots.

01:36:52.000 Man, that must have been so fun.

01:36:54.000 It was fun, but, you know.

01:36:55.000 Was that, is that like a recurved bow, or is that a bow with a release?

01:36:59.000 Do you ever release?

01:37:00.000 I don't remember.

01:37:00.000 I think it was a compound bow.

01:37:04.000 Oh, okay.

01:37:04.000 I think so.

01:37:05.000 Yeah, that's better.

01:37:06.000 The compound bow, you could be more accurate.

01:37:08.000 So with a compound bow, like, I don't know how to aim with a recurve bow at all.

01:37:13.000 I've, I've only shot one like three or four times ever.

01:37:15.000 And I went on this trip to Lanai with my family.

01:37:18.000 And one of the things that they had was like this little archery lesson.

01:37:21.000 You could take archery classes and shoot at the little targets.

01:37:25.000 And they had recurred bows.

01:37:26.000 I had never shot a bow without a sight before.

01:37:29.000 So I was like trying to like line it up.

01:37:30.000 Oh, yeah.

01:37:31.000 Line up where the, how do you know where the arrow's going to go?

01:37:32.000 Yeah. That's the only bows I've ever shot.

01:37:35.000 It was like a recurve.

01:37:36.000 Yeah, recurve.

01:37:36.000 I shot a recurve bow.

01:37:37.000 We did like archery lessons in Italy.

01:37:41.000 And so we were at different, you know how like those hills that are like almost like steps?

01:37:46.000 And so they'd have, but it was weird because the recurve bow was such that you had to hold it kind of like an angle.

01:37:51.000 And an angle, yeah.

01:37:51.000 So that the arrow stays on the shelf.

01:37:53.000 During the pandemic, I got the girls both recurved bows and we would shoot in the backyard all the time.

01:37:58.000 It's fun.

01:37:59.000 It's definitely fun, but it's kind of like throwing a rock or like throwing a baseball.

01:38:04.000 Like you've got to like have a feel for where that baseball is going to go at 30 yards, at 40 yards, at 50 yards.

01:38:11.000 You know, like if you had to throw a baseball and hit a tree, you would know, okay, I got to throw it a little harder.

01:38:16.000 You get a feel.

01:38:17.000 Yeah. So that's different than regular archery, or excuse me, compound archery.

01:38:22.000 Because compound archery, you're basically relying on the site and the technique.

01:38:27.000 Like, you dial it in, you get that pin.

01:38:29.000 It's at 42 yards.

01:38:31.000 And then you're just going through your shot process.

01:38:33.000 You're just staying steady and making sure you go through your shot process perfect so that when the shot breaks, the arrow goes exactly where you want to.

01:38:41.000 But with a recurve, like, you have to practice all the time because you have to have that feel.

01:38:46.000 Right. You have to feel and know where that arrow is going to go.

01:38:50.000 Like you're looking down the shaft of your arrow, but your accuracy is...

01:38:56.000 greatly diminished compared to like a compound bow.

01:38:59.000 I haven't shot my, I only shoot my compound bow now, but I haven't shot my recurve bow with the little wristlet thing.

01:39:06.000 Yeah. I like to do that.

01:39:08.000 Because I use always just my fingers.

01:39:10.000 Well, that's an interesting thing.

01:39:12.000 So use a release on a recurve.

01:39:14.000 I'm sure people do that.

01:39:14.000 You'd have to put a D loop on it though.

01:39:16.000 Or no, I guess not.

01:39:17.000 You could hold it from the top or the bottom.

01:39:19.000 That would be better.

01:39:20.000 Yeah, that would definitely be better.

01:39:21.000 So you definitely get a more consistent release.

01:39:23.000 But people want to be primitive.

01:39:25.000 You know, like the real psychos, what happens is guys, the highest level of bow hunting is guys go after like elk and deer with a recurve bow.

01:39:34.000 My friend Aaron Schneider did that for a couple of years.

01:39:37.000 He only shot, because he's like an elite hunter, like an elite bow hunter.

01:39:41.000 But what's the ultimate poundage of a recurve bow?

01:39:43.000 What's the highest it can go?

01:39:45.000 You're not getting nearly the amount of kinetic energy.

01:39:48.000 No. So the kinetic energy you'd get from a compound bow, like Aaron's a big guy.

01:39:52.000 He's pretty jacked.

01:39:53.000 And so like his bow is like an 82, 85 pound bow probably.

01:39:58.000 And he's a big guy, so he's probably got a 30-inch draw somewhere around that.

01:40:04.000 So he's getting insane amounts of kinetic energy in these arrows.

01:40:09.000 Just blowing through everything.

01:40:10.000 That's the craziest part of getting fitted for a bow.

01:40:13.000 Because I was always like, I was always come here.

01:40:15.000 I was like, Joe, let me shoot your bow.

01:40:16.000 And you're like, it's not that easy because it's set up for a person.

01:40:18.000 Yeah, it's set up for your wingspan.

01:40:20.000 Like, you're taller than me.

01:40:22.000 So what is your, do you know where your draw length is?

01:40:25.000 No. Cam did all of it.

01:40:26.000 And I was just listening.

01:40:27.000 Your draw length's probably 29 and a half, maybe 30 inches.

01:40:31.000 Mine's 28. So I used to have 28 and a half and then I dropped down to 28 and I adjusted a few things and I feel like the more tension at the end, like the further back you are, like I know guys who want extra energy and so they're what's called overdrawn.

01:40:48.000 So they maybe should have a 27-inch draw, but they have a 29-inch draw, and they have their release way back here.

01:40:54.000 So they're shooting things totally different.

01:40:57.000 You would never tell anybody to do that.

01:40:59.000 Yeah. But some guys get really good doing that, and then they just stick with it.

01:41:03.000 Like, it's all about repeatability, but...

01:41:05.000 Cam taught me, like, Cam, he's smaller than, his draws a little bit smaller than mine.

01:41:10.000 His is 27, and he had a longer draw.

01:41:12.000 He started out with a longer draw as well, but then brought, when he, like, for him, the ultimate thing is accuracy.

01:41:18.000 And he's like, when your bow is more tense, more taught, and there's more tension on it, if it's a shorter draw length, you're more accurate.

01:41:28.000 You want to get it perfect.

01:41:29.000 Yeah. You want to, exactly what your frame is.

01:41:31.000 And for me, it seems like 28 inches is the right number.

01:41:35.000 I had one of my most manly moments of my entire life in that fucking bow in that bow store.

01:41:40.000 It's a very manly place.

01:41:41.000 Dude, they were, Cam's like, they had me set for like a 40-pound, you know, bow.

01:41:47.000 And I go, okay.

01:41:48.000 And he was like, I go, what do you guys shoot?

01:41:50.000 Like, Ewan Rogan, he was like 80 pounds, I think.

01:41:53.000 But he said.

01:41:53.000 90. Oh, okay, so it's 90. So Cam goes, Cam goes, that went tough to drop, pull back.

01:41:59.000 And he was like, yeah.

01:42:00.000 And I was like, I try.

01:42:02.000 And he was like, Okay.

01:42:04.000 So he pulls it and brings it over.

01:42:06.000 You know, all the bow guys are there.

01:42:07.000 Uh-huh. And I pull it back.

01:42:08.000 And Kim goes, hold on, hold on. 0.60

01:42:10.000 Hang on.

01:42:11.000 Takes the bow off and he puts it and he measures it.

01:42:13.000 And he's like, there's no way he did that.

01:42:15.000 And he measured the test.

01:42:16.000 He goes, God damn it.

01:42:17.000 He goes, all right, let's move over to 69. You're a strong dude, man.

01:42:21.000 You were talking about how you bench pressed.

01:42:22.000 What are you bench pressing now?

01:42:24.000 315? 325.

01:42:26.000 325 for how many?

01:42:28.000 Just one.

01:42:29.000 That's impressive.

01:42:29.000 That's a lot of weight.

01:42:30.000 It's dangerous for your shoulders, though.

01:42:31.000 That's why I don't like it.

01:42:32.000 It's not sustainable.

01:42:33.000 And there's no reason to do it because as I did it, I gained weight.

01:42:36.000 Like, I gained 10 pounds.

01:42:39.000 Yeah, like, this is going to sound so silly, and you know me so well that you're going to laugh when I say this, but, like, my jackets weren't fitting.

01:42:44.000 No, I'm sure.

01:42:45.000 You got thick for a while.

01:42:47.000 My shoulders and my chest and my biceps and my triceps, everything in the jacket just wouldn't fit.

01:42:53.000 A year ago, when you were at the club, I was calling you Jack Burt.

01:42:56.000 Remember? Yeah.

01:42:57.000 I was like, because you want on stage.

01:42:58.000 I go, dude, you look different now.

01:43:00.000 It's not as funny when you take your shirt off because I'm like, he's fucking jacked.

01:43:04.000 You look like a football player.

01:43:05.000 You look like a big, like a tank abbot.

01:43:07.000 That's what you look like.

01:43:08.000 A big bouncer.

01:43:09.000 He was a bad motherfucker.

01:43:11.000 I was pretty skinny in the special.

01:43:13.000 Not skinny, but like I was in good shape in the special.

01:43:16.000 Tanned, really tanned.

01:43:17.000 Special outfit.

01:43:18.000 Bro, Tank Abbott, he put, like, UFC on the map.

01:43:22.000 Dudey, that early generation of guys were so charismatic.

01:43:27.000 Oh, yeah.

01:43:28.000 I mean, when you look like Frank, what's his name?

01:43:30.000 Shamrock. Frank Shamrock.

01:43:31.000 Oh, yeah.

01:43:32.000 Hoyce Gracie.

01:43:33.000 Tank Abbott.

01:43:34.000 Ken Shamrock.

01:43:35.000 Dude, that was like...

01:43:36.000 Yeah. That was like the...

01:43:37.000 Don Fry.

01:43:39.000 Oh, yeah.

01:43:40.000 Oh, yeah.

01:43:41.000 Yeah. You know, I was, where were we just at the other day?

01:43:45.000 I went over there was you've seen with my wife.

01:43:47.000 And she was, and I was staying to her, she was like, so.

01:43:50.000 So that was your first, her first one live.

01:43:52.000 Oh, yeah.

01:43:52.000 Have you seen one?

01:43:53.000 You saw one live at the apex.

01:43:54.000 I saw one live at, uh, Madison Square Garden.

01:43:57.000 Oh, that's right.

01:43:58.000 Yeah. That's right.

01:43:58.000 That was a good one, too.

01:43:59.000 Yeah, but I bought the tickets, so we sat up in the nosebleeds.

01:44:02.000 That made me angry.

01:44:03.000 Don't ever buy tickets.

01:44:04.000 I know, but I'm never going to ask you for something.

01:44:07.000 I get angry when people ask you for shit, because you're so generous with everyone that I feel bad.

01:44:13.000 You called and you said, do you want tickets?

01:44:14.000 And I was like, First of all, you're like, are you going to UFC?

01:44:18.000 And I was like, I'm not going to say, I don't want to sound like...

01:44:20.000 When you told me you were going to slap fight.

01:44:22.000 I'm like, okay, you're here.

01:44:23.000 Yeah. Like, I didn't know if you were set up yet.

01:44:26.000 No. And I wasn't going to ask Dana for tickets.

01:44:28.000 Come on.

01:44:29.000 And then you're like, oh, let me get you tickets.

01:44:30.000 And then you go, UFC's got better tickets.

01:44:32.000 Dude, that was a fucking fever dream that night.

01:44:34.000 It was me and Theo.

01:44:36.000 I don't think I've laughed harder with an individual in my fucking life.

01:44:41.000 No, there's no one better than Theo for, can we get that lighter?

01:44:44.000 For a hang, just talking shit, being silly.

01:44:46.000 It was me, him, and my wife the whole time.

01:44:49.000 They were like, because we went to slap fight together, then we went to UFC together, sat next to Taylor, sat next to Max Crosby, sat next to Mel Gibson, Taylor Sheridan.

01:44:57.000 Look at that.

01:44:58.000 Mario Lopez.

01:45:00.000 What a fucking crew.

01:45:01.000 The guys are like Max and Taylor Luan.

01:45:04.000 What a fucking crew.

01:45:05.000 Taylor LeWan is the one who did me the bench press bet with.

01:45:08.000 Oh, no shit.

01:45:09.000 He was like, he saw me try to get 300.

01:45:10.000 He was like, you can't get 300.

01:45:12.000 Bro, we went gambling with him and Jamie and Shane and all these, and Dana White in Vegas.

01:45:17.000 And I watched him be down.

01:45:19.000 Dana was betting for him.

01:45:21.000 Dana was telling him what to bet.

01:45:23.000 And they have this system, okay, whatever.

01:45:27.000 He's up.

01:45:28.000 He's up, like a considerable amount of money over the course of all the times they've been gambling.

01:45:32.000 But they gamble heavy.

01:45:35.000 Very. And Jamie and I were getting severe anxiety.

01:45:39.000 They were down $125,000 in the first five minutes.

01:45:43.000 Do you remember that?

01:45:43.000 Yeah, how scary was that?

01:45:46.000 I was like, oh, let me jump in with you guys.

01:45:48.000 He's like, don't, don't, don't.

01:45:51.000 I was like, let me get a marker.

01:45:53.000 I'll hop out.

01:45:54.000 I've never gotten a marker.

01:45:55.000 I got a marker one time with Tommy for...

01:45:57.000 What do you have to do?

01:45:57.000 Do you have to give me your credit card?

01:45:59.000 Oh, they've got to do a fucking bank transfer.

01:46:01.000 It takes a long time to get a marker.

01:46:02.000 A bank transfer?

01:46:03.000 Unless you've done it before.

01:46:04.000 In Vegas?

01:46:04.000 Yeah, dude, it took me an hour and a half to get a fucking marker.

01:46:08.000 How do you get a bank transfer in the middle of the night?

01:46:09.000 You have to call your bank?

01:46:10.000 I don't think you can get a marker unless you've already had that established earlier.

01:46:13.000 And you had established?

01:46:15.000 No, I had it.

01:46:15.000 Me and Tommy were there and Tommy's like, get a marker.

01:46:17.000 So I was like, okay.

01:46:18.000 So I asked for a marker and it took forever.

01:46:19.000 They'd go through my financial guy and then they came in.

01:46:22.000 Financial guys around in Vegas?

01:46:25.000 They called him.

01:46:25.000 At home?

01:46:26.000 At work.

01:46:27.000 It was like Tommy and I were doing it when we did the Super Bowl like two years ago.

01:46:31.000 Oh, so it was daytime.

01:46:32.000 It was daytime.

01:46:33.000 Okay. And so Tommy had already gotten his marker, and it took me forever to get a marker.

01:46:36.000 I got a $50,000 marker.

01:46:38.000 And, dude, I got so nervous.

01:46:40.000 I bet $1,000 lost $300 and I was like, I'm done.

01:46:41.000 I was such a pussy.

01:46:44.000 I just remember being poor too well.

01:46:47.000 I don't.

01:46:47.000 It's not, it's not fun.

01:46:49.000 Gambling's not fun.

01:46:50.000 Unless it sparkles.

01:46:51.000 Unless there's like a, unless there's terror.

01:46:54.000 Yeah. It's not fun when you're like, you know.

01:46:57.000 20 bucks.

01:46:58.000 Yeah. Exactly.

01:46:59.000 I got to bet 50,000, all of that money on something to feel it.

01:47:03.000 But I love the feeling, but the feeling's not worth it to lose the money.

01:47:07.000 The losing the money.

01:47:08.000 Holy shit.

01:47:09.000 Dana White, when we got there, what was he down, $600,000?

01:47:11.000 Something like that.

01:47:13.000 Yeah, he was down $600,000.

01:47:14.000 And he stayed all night, and he was there to like 5 o'clock in the morning, and he got it back and was up $600,000 when he left.

01:47:24.000 He gambles.

01:47:25.000 He plays Baccarat.

01:47:26.000 Hard. He is a blackjack.

01:47:28.000 Backerat, too.

01:47:29.000 That's his new game.

01:47:30.000 We did, Tommy and I did a podcast with him.

01:47:32.000 I bet more.

01:47:34.000 What's that?

01:47:34.000 $500,000. Oh.

01:47:35.000 What is, I don't even know what that is.

01:47:39.000 What is Baccarat?

01:47:40.000 I know the name.

01:47:42.000 I think it's like a Chinese blackjack. 0.98

01:47:45.000 Oh. If I had to, like, it was on a quiz show.

01:47:49.000 Someone explained Baccarat.

01:47:50.000 I'd be like, fuck!

01:47:53.000 I should fucking know that.

01:47:54.000 Ricky Tiki-Dibbi? 0.80

01:47:55.000 I don't know.

01:47:55.000 I know what craps is.

01:47:56.000 I know how that works.

01:47:58.000 I don't know how it works.

01:47:59.000 No, I do not know, like, the rules.

01:48:01.000 Like, what is the cum line and all that shit?

01:48:04.000 You know what the fuck.

01:48:06.000 You know what the fuck.

01:48:08.000 I know what the fuck.

01:48:09.000 You know what the fuck.

01:48:11.000 I don't know what's going on.

01:48:14.000 You know, like, the rules.

01:48:16.000 It's a very...

01:48:16.000 It's not simple.

01:48:17.000 Yeah, but it's basically roll the dice.

01:48:19.000 Whatever that number is, you just got to roll it again.

01:48:22.000 And then everyone gets a bet on whether you're not going to roll it, whether you are going to roll it, and then they can bet on the other numbers that you might roll before you roll your second number.

01:48:29.000 And then there's two rolls that get you out.

01:48:31.000 And then if you roll those at the beginning, you get money.

01:48:33.000 It's a simple game, technically.

01:48:35.000 Not as simple as Blackjack, but back or at.

01:48:37.000 That's one that you get your wife to kiss the dice, and then you throw it. 1.00

01:48:41.000 Oh, yeah.

01:48:41.000 Get her to throw it for you, and she gets on a hot streak.

01:48:43.000 Dude, we got on a hot streak on a boat one time.

01:48:46.000 me and my buddy Cowhead and our buddy Pete, and we were fucking, we were rolling hot, and fucking people are making a lot of money. 0.88

01:48:52.000 And we're talking, I'm on my 20th roll, and I'm hitting'em and hitting'em and hitting'em, and I grab'em one time, and I go to roll, and the dealer guy hits my hands with the fucking stick.

01:49:02.000 And I go what?

01:49:03.000 And he goes, miss roll.

01:49:04.000 And I go, whoa.

01:49:04.000 And then I rolled a crapped out of seven.

01:49:07.000 And I was like, fuck that.

01:49:08.000 I go, fuck that.

01:49:09.000 And then the guy goes, all right, I'm out.

01:49:11.000 And he just clocked out and walked out and walked away.

01:49:13.000 And I, fuck me and my buddy Pete made him apologize to us.

01:49:16.000 Why did he say it was a bad role?

01:49:17.000 He just, they try to fuck up your flow.

01:49:19.000 They don't want to, they don't want your flow to fucking. 0.98

01:49:22.000 Oh, they don't want you to stay hot.

01:49:24.000 Yeah, you're hot.

01:49:24.000 Let's fuck it up.

01:49:26.000 What is this?

01:49:27.000 This is the road record shit for four and a half hour straight.

01:49:31.000 What? Yeah, I mean, the amount of money and the energy at that table would have been insane.

01:49:36.000 It's been bonkers.

01:49:38.000 The fun is the shit you say as you roll the dice.

01:49:40.000 Four hours and 18 minutes later, tomorrow had rolled a world record for craps rolls.

01:49:44.000 She rolled 154 times.

01:49:46.000 The odds of accomplishing this are one in 1.56 trillion.

01:49:51.000 Do you know how much money she paid, made the people at that table? 0.87

01:49:53.000 What does that mean?

01:49:54.000 So she rolled the same number every time?

01:49:56.000 No, it means that she didn't roll a seven after her come-out roll for that many rolls.

01:50:03.000 She may have rolled a seven, but if you roll a seven on your come-out roll, then you get paid. 1.00

01:50:08.000 See, this is why it's confusing.

01:50:09.000 They try to pretend it's not confusing.

01:50:11.000 No. It's not confusing.

01:50:12.000 You have to do it once or twice.

01:50:13.000 You have to lose a little bit of money.

01:50:15.000 I'm not fucking interested.

01:50:17.000 Baccarat's the rough one.

01:50:19.000 Dana said, he goes, take out, $275,000 marker.

01:50:24.000 To me and Tommy, he's like, I was going to be in Vegas.

01:50:27.000 I go, he was Burt, take out a $275,000 marker.

01:50:30.000 Come play back around with me.

01:50:31.000 I'll double your money.

01:50:33.000 And I was like, I was like, if you, just.

01:50:36.000 Nay. No, sir.

01:50:38.000 Tom's like, do it, and Liam wouldn't let me do it.

01:50:40.000 She's like, no fucking way. 1.00

01:50:41.000 She's going to lose it, and he's going to be like, oh, I didn't see that coming.

01:50:44.000 Or you're going to, like, get addicted to doing that, and you're going to want to do it all the time.

01:50:48.000 That's what she sees coming.

01:50:49.000 She sees it coming like she sees everything else.

01:50:51.000 She's like, no, big guy.

01:50:53.000 Give me those pills.

01:50:54.000 I got the ick on all of it.

01:50:57.000 Yeah, she's right.

01:50:58.000 She's right.

01:50:59.000 I mean, look, Dana's got a lot of money. 0.96

01:51:02.000 He makes a lot of money.

01:51:03.000 He can do that.

01:51:04.000 He likes doing that.

01:51:05.000 It works somehow or another.

01:51:06.000 It wouldn't work for me.

01:51:06.000 No. It's not my thing.

01:51:08.000 It's not my thing.

01:51:08.000 But for some people, like, he loves living in Vegas.

01:51:11.000 He loves Vegas.

01:51:12.000 He loves it.

01:51:14.000 Loves it.

01:51:14.000 He's got the town wired.

01:51:16.000 You know, why wouldn't he love it?

01:51:17.000 You know, the sports there all the time.

01:51:19.000 We've got the UFCPI there, so there's fights there almost, I mean, every month there's a fight at the apex, at least.

01:51:28.000 Can I tell you the craziest experience of that whole thing, other than meeting Mel Gibson, which was a dream.

01:51:35.000 He was the sweetest guy.

01:51:36.000 He's a nice guy.

01:51:37.000 He was the nice guy.

01:51:37.000 I told you I met him on the plane.

01:51:39.000 and flying here.

01:51:40.000 And then he walked by me.

01:51:43.000 Like when he left at the plane, he's like, maybe I'll see you this weekend.

01:51:45.000 I was like, hopefully.

01:51:46.000 And then when he walked into UFC, he came over, grabbed my leg.

01:51:48.000 He's like, what's up, big guy?

01:51:49.000 And I was like, ah!

01:51:51.000 And the guy's next to me are like, you know, Dan, you know Mel Gibson?

01:51:54.000 And I was like, yeah.

01:51:55.000 But the coolest part was the fucking guy, Ari Emanuel.

01:52:02.000 Watching the character from Entourage be himself, because I sat right behind him, and he was just, he's the guy.

01:52:09.000 He's much more reasonable than the character.

01:52:12.000 But he's still a character.

01:52:13.000 Oh, he's definitely a character, yeah.

01:52:15.000 Nice guy.

01:52:15.000 He's a nice guy.

01:52:16.000 Him and Peter Berg were right up right in front of me and Leanne.

01:52:19.000 I love that, dude.

01:52:20.000 Peter Berg's great.

01:52:21.000 Have you been watching American Prime Evil?

01:52:23.000 Of course.

01:52:24.000 Fuck me.

01:52:26.000 Fuck. God, Peter Berg's a great...

01:52:29.000 Dude, and he was a great actor.

01:52:30.000 Do you remember Aspen Extreme?

01:52:32.000 Yeah. He was great in the show, too.

01:52:36.000 He's great in American Prime Evil.

01:52:37.000 He's great.

01:52:38.000 He's been in a bunch of movies, but I think, like, he really shines as a filmmaker, you know?

01:52:42.000 Wait, what's the movie...

01:52:43.000 What's the TV show Gary Oldman's in right now?

01:52:46.000 Not Black Doves. 1.00

01:52:47.000 I don't know.

01:52:49.000 No. It's an Apple...

01:52:50.000 Joe, this is the best damn show out there.

01:52:52.000 Apple's making some banging shows, slow horses.

01:52:55.000 Have you seen it?

01:52:55.000 No. Joe, Slow Horses is Gary Oldman's best work yet, in my opinion.

01:53:02.000 Really? He is so fucking good and it is such a great show.

01:53:07.000 Damn, slow horses on Netflix.

01:53:09.000 It's what's great about these shows.

01:53:11.000 Oh, no, on Apple.

01:53:12.000 Like the English or Slow Horses or Black Dubs is there six episodes, but it's a six episode arc.

01:53:19.000 So it's not just like episodic.

01:53:21.000 Like we remember like old dramas being where the whole thing happened in the hour and then...

01:53:27.000 And then you never have to watch that again.

01:53:28.000 Brand new one.

01:53:28.000 The whole thing happens in an hour.

01:53:30.000 There are these episode arcs where it starts off telling a story and you pay out by the last episode, much like Peaky Blinders.

01:53:39.000 They were great standalone episodes, but that episode, it was so addictive.

01:53:44.000 The streamers have changed the way we're taking in content because you start, if you start Slow Horses Tonight, you'll watch all six, and then you'll be like, honey, we're watching all of these tomorrow.

01:53:54.000 Really? It's so fucking good.

01:53:57.000 Gary Oldman's awesome.

01:53:58.000 Gary Oldman, and he's the third best vampire movie is his Dracula.

01:54:03.000 Oh, his Dracula?

01:54:03.000 His Dracula was very good.

01:54:05.000 It was very good.

01:54:06.000 Wait, are you a Dracula guy?

01:54:07.000 Love Dracula.

01:54:08.000 Who do you like more?

01:54:09.000 Dracula or the werewolf?

01:54:10.000 Werewolves? They're the most fun.

01:54:15.000 The most fun.

01:54:15.000 Like, just some poor dude.

01:54:17.000 Yeah. He's like, the moon changes.

01:54:19.000 Like, fuck!

01:54:21.000 And just waking up, covered in blood.

01:54:23.000 Like, what happened?

01:54:24.000 Like, the idea of it is just so crazy.

01:54:27.000 I always just always loved werewolf movies.

01:54:29.000 What happened to Benicio del Toro's werewolf movie?

01:54:31.000 That was a good one.

01:54:31.000 It was good.

01:54:32.000 It just petered out.

01:54:33.000 There was some real great moments in it.

01:54:36.000 We played it a bunch of times, but the one when they're in the theater, the medical theater, and he's trying to convince this guy that the guy's insane.

01:54:43.000 He's like, I'm here to show you that he will not turn into a wolf.

01:54:47.000 He thinks he will.

01:54:48.000 You know, and so they have them strapped up.

01:54:50.000 It's like, I'm going to kill you all!

01:54:52.000 This body starts fucking... 1.00

01:54:54.000 It's an amazing transformation scene.

01:54:56.000 But Rick Baker did that film, the same guy that did American Werewolf in London.

01:55:02.000 Yeah, it's the, you know, the werewolf that we have in the lobby.

01:55:05.000 That's the greatest werewolf movie of all time.

01:55:08.000 Yeah. No question.

01:55:09.000 Because it's John Landis.

01:55:10.000 It's actually funny.

01:55:11.000 There's funny moments in it.

01:55:13.000 It's really fucking good.

01:55:14.000 It's a good movie.

01:55:15.000 They did a great job of only showing the wolf like a little bit.

01:55:18.000 So you're really scared when you actually see it.

01:55:20.000 They don't, like, get you numb to the thing being there.

01:55:24.000 So this is the theater scene.

01:55:25.000 He starts changing...

01:55:31.000 So this is like they did a combination of CGI and makeup.

01:55:37.000 So the thing about CGI is like right there, that's CGI.

01:55:41.000 I, you kind of know it's CGI.

01:55:43.000 There's the uncanny Valley effect, right?

01:55:46.000 Yeah. And so when he fully transforms in the scenes where he's attacking people, he's an actor, he's Benicio del Turo, but with all these prosthetics on.

01:55:57.000 And it looks much more realistic, like the way it moves, the way it behaves.

01:56:03.000 Like when he goes after these people, it seems...

01:56:06.000 Well, go back up so he could see it rip the guy's heart out.

01:56:08.000 *laughter*

01:56:15.000 Oh, he threw the dude through the window.

01:56:16.000 His backup a little bit before that is when he tears the guy apart.

01:56:22.000 *Screams*

01:56:28.000 Look at this.

01:56:37.000 It needs to be locked, sir.

01:56:40.000 Oh my god.

01:56:44.000 See, so when it's a dude in a costume with all the fur on it, the way it moves is just, they can't quite fix that.

01:56:58.000 In CGI?

01:56:59.000 It's not quite there.

01:57:01.000 Yeah. It still gives you that thing where there's a suspension of disbelief.

01:57:06.000 But when they use, you know, when they use makeup, like they did in American Werewolf in London.

01:57:12.000 And, like, the transformation scene, American Werewolf in London, do you remember that one?

01:57:15.000 Oh, yeah.

01:57:16.000 The guy's in the bedroom.

01:57:17.000 Yeah. Or in the living room, and he just starts fucking, ah!

01:57:20.000 And his back pops up, and he stretches out and starts getting covered in the hair.

01:57:24.000 Aren't they playing, like, CCR and that?

01:57:26.000 Yeah. I think it's Bad Moon.

01:57:28.000 Werewolf in London.

01:57:29.000 No, I think it's Bad Moon on the Rise.

01:57:31.000 There's a Bad Moon on the Rise.

01:57:35.000 Damn. Yeah.

01:57:37.000 I could use a new were doing.

01:57:37.000 You know what they were doing...

01:57:38.000 They're doing it.

01:57:39.000 The guy who did Nosferado is going to do a werewolf movie now.

01:57:42.000 No, shit.

01:57:43.000 They were going to do a series of all the horror movies, and it started with The Mummy with Tom Cruise.

01:57:49.000 They had one set up for Johnny Depp.

01:57:50.000 But the mummy with Tom Cruise is not the mummy, the scary mummy from like when we were kids.

01:57:55.000 Yeah, but they were all reimagined.

01:57:56.000 Like I took a meeting with that, whatever that studio was, and they always wanted a comedic actor in it.

01:58:03.000 For the one that, in the mummy, it was Jake, uh, Jake, guy, he's such a great actor and I'm fucking flaking on his name.

01:58:11.000 He was in New Girl, Jake.

01:58:13.000 Jake Johnson.

01:58:14.000 Jake Johnson is funny a shit.

01:58:17.000 He is a great actor, and he was the comedic relief in The Mummy.

01:58:21.000 And they were going to do that with each of them.

01:58:24.000 So they had one set up for Johnny Depp.

01:58:29.000 They had them set up for big stars.

01:58:30.000 Everyone was getting their own...

01:58:31.000 Wasn't it Brandon Fraser originally?

01:58:33.000 He was in the original Mummy.

01:58:36.000 Original, original.

01:58:37.000 Yeah, and then it was The Rock.

01:58:39.000 Oh, that's right, that's right.

01:58:40.000 And then it was Tom Cruise.

01:58:43.000 I love Brandon Fraser's revival.

01:58:46.000 Isn't it amazing?

01:58:46.000 Dude. Isn't it great when a guy comes back?

01:58:49.000 And not just comes back, but comes back and kills it in a movie, and then has this, like, heartfelt speech where he's, like, tearing up and crying and, like, everybody loves him again.

01:58:59.000 That must have felt awful for that guy.

01:59:01.000 He was this giant movie star.

01:59:03.000 He was in all these giant films, and then for whatever reason, he just kind of, like, faded away.

01:59:07.000 He got me, too.

01:59:07.000 Yeah. Is that what happened?

01:59:09.000 He's, but by a dude.

01:59:10.000 The dude tried to fucking touch him.

01:59:12.000 Oh. And he stood up to the guy and was like, hey, man, you go fuck yourself.

01:59:15.000 The guy's like, I ruin your career.

01:59:16.000 If I'm, obviously, my memory is whatever the fuck it is.

01:59:19.000 But he came out and he said, you know, I was blackballed because I got fucking called a dude out.

01:59:24.000 Let's find out if that's true.

01:59:25.000 Yeah, find out that's true.

01:59:26.000 We might have to edit that out.

01:59:29.000 Allegedly. Allegedly.

01:59:30.000 Allegedly is a great word. 1.00

01:59:32.000 The, but it's crazy those, I saw something of Mickey Rourke.

01:59:38.000 I mean, he said it.

01:59:39.000 That's what he said?

01:59:40.000 Yeah. Okay.

01:59:41.000 Mickey Rourke said he hadn't worked for 13 years.

01:59:44.000 And Mickey Rourke was the man.

01:59:46.000 Pope of Greenwich Village.

01:59:47.000 Oh, Angel Heart?

01:59:48.000 Angel Heart, shut the fuck up. 1.00

01:59:50.000 Yeah, dude.

01:59:51.000 Mickey Rourke was a beast.

01:59:52.000 Didn't he do the one with the ice cube on the stomach, the blue dream or blue...

01:59:59.000 Right, with Kim Bessinger.

02:00:00.000 What was that?

02:00:01.000 And it was like, fuck the ultimate sex scene.

02:00:04.000 And what was...

02:00:07.000 What was it called?

02:00:07.000 Wild Orkin?

02:00:08.000 Wild Orchid, I think.

02:00:09.000 Yeah, that was crazy.

02:00:11.000 But he said he, I saw an interview with him, and he said he hadn't worked at 13 years.

02:00:13.000 He was down on his money.

02:00:15.000 Oh, I saw that.

02:00:15.000 His motorcycles and his clothes.

02:00:17.000 He dressed himself up one night and took himself out for a bowl of spaghetti.

02:00:21.000 And it's all the money he had.

02:00:22.000 And fucking Sylvester Stallone walked by.

02:00:24.000 And he was like, hey, man, where you been?

02:00:26.000 He's like, she's been out.

02:00:27.000 He was like, you want to work in a movie?

02:00:29.000 He was like, yeah.

02:00:30.000 And he goes, that one movie paid six months of my rent, and it was his comeback.

02:00:34.000 Yeah. Nicky Rourke's always been a badass.

02:00:36.000 He was awesome.

02:00:37.000 I bought clothes because I saw what he was wearing on a Sunday.

02:00:40.000 He had on the coolest fucking outfit.

02:00:43.000 And it's so silly, but he had like a Adidas track pants.

02:00:46.000 This had to be like 2001.

02:00:48.000 Adidas track pants with white Adidas shoes and a wife beater.

02:00:52.000 And he was put in case of the Heineken in the back of a Cadillac DTS.

02:00:57.000 And I was watching him from across the street.

02:00:59.000 And I was like, I'm getting those pants.

02:01:00.000 I'm getting new shoes.

02:01:01.000 Yeah. Puma shoes, Adidas pants, and a fucking wife beater. 1.00

02:01:04.000 And I'd dress like that, hoping someone would be like, dude, that's a badass outfit.

02:01:08.000 No one ever said it to me.

02:01:09.000 You know what's a great?

02:01:10.000 I would have said it.

02:01:11.000 Thank you.

02:01:12.000 You know what's a great movie that people slept on that forgot about with him?

02:01:14.000 Chinatown. Wait, is he in Chinatown?

02:01:18.000 Now, what was it called?

02:01:19.000 It wasn't, Chinatown was Jack Nicholson, but there was another, there was a Chinatown, God damn it. 1.00

02:01:25.000 Year the Dragon.

02:01:26.000 Yeah. What's Year of the Dragon?

02:01:28.000 That's what it was.

02:01:29.000 That's what it was.

02:01:29.000 Which one's The Dragon?

02:01:30.000 Year the Dragon is, he's a cop.

02:01:34.000 He's like a dirty cop in this Chinese mob film. 0.90

02:01:40.000 It's really good, man.

02:01:41.000 It's really good.

02:01:42.000 What year is this?

02:01:43.000 85. 85. Zaws in fucking high school, man. 1.00

02:01:48.000 Wow. This is the year I graduated high school.

02:01:52.000 It's a good movie, though, man.

02:01:54.000 Real good movie.

02:01:54.000 It might not hold up.

02:01:55.000 Really hot Chinese lady falls in love with her. 1.00

02:01:57.000 Oh, baby.

02:01:58.000 It's crazy when you see your heroes get older, you know?

02:02:01.000 Like Harrison Ford to see them now and be like...

02:02:04.000 He's great in that 1923 show, though.

02:02:06.000 Have you been watching that?

02:02:07.000 Oh, is this Taylor's show?

02:02:08.000 Yeah. No, I haven't seen it.

02:02:09.000 He's great.

02:02:09.000 Oh, this is, I just saw, yeah, we was talking about that at dinner.

02:02:12.000 I just watched episode four last night.

02:02:13.000 He's great in that.

02:02:14.000 He's, he's the man.

02:02:16.000 You know, they said the rumor is they were going to cast Tom Selleck as Hans Solo.

02:02:21.000 Did you hear this?

02:02:22.000 Yeah, and he was a carpenter.

02:02:23.000 He was like, and Mark Hamill told me the story.

02:02:24.000 Yeah. And he was like, yeah, he said they were having.

02:02:27.000 They're having Harrison read with everyone.

02:02:30.000 So, because he was like, you know, great actor, but he was also a carpenter.

02:02:33.000 And they're like, you just read sides with people as they audition.

02:02:36.000 So we read with Kerry, he read with, Mark, he read with everyone.

02:02:38.000 They were going to cast Tom Selleck.

02:02:39.000 And at the last minute, they said, you know, I don't know, man.

02:02:42.000 Something about Tom Selleck isn't dangerous.

02:02:44.000 There's something dangerous about Harrison Ford.

02:02:47.000 And there is.

02:02:47.000 He's really working.

02:02:48.000 He was struggling.

02:02:49.000 Yeah. And he's, I mean, I just watched all three Raiders of the Lost Ark the other night.

02:02:54.000 And he is fucking funny.

02:02:56.000 He's cool.

02:02:57.000 Do you know that scene where the guy pulls out the sword and starts swinging around and he just shoots him?

02:03:01.000 Yeah. You know he improvised that?

02:03:02.000 Yeah. That's fucking amazing.

02:03:05.000 Amazing scene.

02:03:07.000 He improvised it.

02:03:07.000 I remember watching it in the movie theater and going, shaw!

02:03:11.000 Yeah. It's perfect.

02:03:12.000 That's what you hope always happens.

02:03:13.000 Get the fuck out of here with that sword.

02:03:15.000 Boom. God.

02:03:16.000 And he was a hero with a tragic flaw, and that was snakes.

02:03:21.000 That was his weakness.

02:03:22.000 That was his Achilles heel.

02:03:23.000 Also, he was a professor that was like secretly dangerous.

02:03:27.000 Secretly out there doing real archaeology.

02:03:30.000 He had a whip.

02:03:30.000 Here it is.

02:03:31.000 There's a scene.

02:03:36.000 They were supposed to have this whole choreograph thing with a sword and the whip.

02:03:48.000 How many franchises?

02:03:53.000 No, it's got to be Tom Cruise, right?

02:03:56.000 Oh, yeah.

02:03:57.000 Tom Cruise, top, well, he wasn't in the new Topcom, was he?

02:04:00.000 Yeah, he was.

02:04:01.000 I didn't watch it.

02:04:02.000 You didn't watch it?

02:04:03.000 Oh, I did watch a little of it.

02:04:04.000 Oh, it's so good.

02:04:04.000 I turned it off after a while.

02:04:06.000 I turned it off after a while.

02:04:08.000 Yeah, you're right.

02:04:10.000 What's that?

02:04:10.000 Sorry. I jumped a gun, but Harrison Ford is correct.

02:04:12.000 Oh, he is the most?

02:04:13.000 So he's got Star Wars?

02:04:14.000 He's got Raiders of the Lost Art.

02:04:16.000 Jack Ryan.

02:04:17.000 He's got 20 of them?

02:04:18.000 He's got 20 of them?

02:04:20.000 Wait. It says franchise roles.

02:04:22.000 I don't know if it's like, you know...

02:04:24.000 Oh, like a small role?

02:04:25.000 Or if it's 20 different franchises.

02:04:27.000 Oh, okay, little starring in franchises.

02:04:28.000 You got the two big ones.

02:04:30.000 Raiders of Lost Ark, huge.

02:04:31.000 Star Wars is the hugest of all time.

02:04:34.000 Can you imagine doing Star Wars and then doing Raiders of the Lost Dark?

02:04:39.000 And you can be just being like, I guess I don't fuck up?

02:04:43.000 I guess I just hit dingers.

02:04:44.000 Well, I mean.

02:04:46.000 Can you imagine?

02:04:47.000 He obviously was very fortunate to get cast in those, but also he killed it, right?

02:04:51.000 It's like...

02:04:52.000 Apparently one of the coolest dudes to party with.

02:04:54.000 The scene with him and fucking, the love tension between him and Carrie Fisher was amazing.

02:04:59.000 Okay, can I ask you something?

02:05:01.000 I was a first grade Burt to a fourth grade Joe Rogan.

02:05:04.000 Did you know that Darth Vader was his dad in the first episode?

02:05:08.000 No. Okay, I didn't either.

02:05:09.000 My fucking cousins were like, how did you not know that?

02:05:12.000 Oh, your cousins are douchebags.

02:05:14.000 They didn't know either.

02:05:15.000 God. They're bullshit.

02:05:16.000 They found out, and they were like, how did you not know?

02:05:19.000 They were those guys.

02:05:19.000 You know, those guys who just read something and then barks it at you?

02:05:23.000 Like, how the fuck do not know this, Matt?

02:05:25.000 You don't know the fucking Federal Reserves?

02:05:29.000 You don't know about the ice wall?

02:05:31.000 I think they had a game show called You'd be shocked what Bert doesn't know.

02:05:35.000 People make a lot of money.

02:05:36.000 Oh, yeah.

02:05:37.000 I don't know anything.

02:05:38.000 I know shit that doesn't help.

02:05:41.000 You know the most interesting shit at a dinner party to talk about?

02:05:43.000 Like, I don't know any of that shit.

02:05:45.000 Well, I definitely can do that.

02:05:46.000 I can talk on the surface level about a lot of stuff.

02:05:49.000 Do you like when a person like Taylor, you were kind of between three conversations, because you were talking to your wife, you're talking to David, but like me and Leanne were dead set talking to Taylor.

02:06:01.000 And I love, I love when a dude holds court like that was a great table of cool people.

02:06:07.000 The way he sat, where he's like, let me tell you about.

02:06:09.000 I remember Leanne was like, I had 400 head of cattle.

02:06:12.000 As a kid, and he goes, yeah, I got 14,000.

02:06:14.000 And I was like, Leanne, shut out of your mouth, let him talk.

02:06:17.000 He did fucking Yellowstone.

02:06:18.000 Let him talk.

02:06:18.000 Don't stop.

02:06:19.000 Don't, everybody interrupted.

02:06:21.000 He's a storyteller.

02:06:22.000 He's a great storyteller.

02:06:23.000 And he's a guy, you know, there's a ranch that I hunt at in California, and he was a cowboy on that ranch at one point time, an actual cowboy.

02:06:31.000 He actually worked and helped to fucking move cattle around.

02:06:35.000 Oh, and you know me, like, you know, sometimes if you tell a story, I get a similar story, I'll tell you my story after.

02:06:40.000 Yeah. Buddy.

02:06:42.000 There's none of those and that guy.

02:06:43.000 You can't top any of his fucking stories.

02:06:46.000 But that's why his stories are so good.

02:06:48.000 It's like lived experience.

02:06:49.000 Very lived experience.

02:06:51.000 A real understanding.

02:06:52.000 That's like his love for the cowboy culture is like completely legitimate.

02:06:57.000 It's why Yellowstone is so good.

02:06:59.000 Yes. You can't, I mean, you can fake it.

02:07:02.000 People have faked it before.

02:07:03.000 But when someone does it that really loves it, that's when it gets people excited and they move to Montana.

02:07:09.000 They decide they will, I want to live that life.

02:07:11.000 It's like avatar depression.

02:07:13.000 I want to be on Pandora.

02:07:14.000 It's like people, you know, you get sucked in by someone who's done an amazing job of telling a film or a story and a show.

02:07:22.000 And that's what entertainment is really all about.

02:07:24.000 For me, I'm not looking for any fucking lessons about.

02:07:29.000 Equity and inclusive diversity.

02:07:33.000 I already think that way.

02:07:34.000 I already think that all human beings are the same.

02:07:37.000 We're all just one thing experiencing each other subjectively, as Bill Hicks said.

02:07:41.000 I believe that.

02:07:42.000 So I don't need that lesson.

02:07:44.000 That lesson just makes me feel like you're preaching to me and that shit's annoying. 0.91

02:07:47.000 I don't like it.

02:07:48.000 I get, I already know these things.

02:07:50.000 Stop! We're doing it for other people.

02:07:53.000 It doesn't work.

02:07:54.000 It doesn't work.

02:07:54.000 It just makes people more self-righteous and they want to talk about it all the time.

02:07:58.000 I have a weird question.

02:08:00.000 Do you think, because I feel like, because I'm on Instagram a lot, like I might be switching to a flip-flown.

02:08:07.000 Right. But I'm not watching anything.

02:08:09.000 Right after you quit drinking, right?

02:08:10.000 No, my wife already bought the flip phone. 0.91

02:08:12.000 She was like, dude, my daughters put parental controls on my Instagram. 0.98

02:08:16.000 Ah, it's hilarious.

02:08:19.000 I got, don't worry, I can get through them.

02:08:20.000 But would you think that, like, I notice it seems like a lot of people now are almost living for Instagram.

02:08:29.000 Like, hey, this is me and my three friends and we're sailing around the world.

02:08:33.000 And then, do you think people were doing that before Instagram?

02:08:35.000 No. No, I think definitely people are doing things so that they can show that they're doing things.

02:08:41.000 But if you're actually doing things, like, it's a balancing thing.

02:08:45.000 Like, if you're experiencing more stuff because you're documenting it for your YouTube channel, you're still experiencing more stuff.

02:08:51.000 I mean, you are kind of, you're putting it all out there, but if...

02:08:54.000 you're still experiencing more stuff.

02:08:56.000 Like, that's probably net positive.

02:08:59.000 The problem is when you find yourself hanging out with your friends, but all you're doing is staring at your phone.

02:09:05.000 You know, and it's a real trap that we all get sucked into, especially if you've got a good algorithm.

02:09:11.000 You know, it's filled with stuff that pisses you off or freaks you out, which is mine.

02:09:15.000 Oh, I don't watch any.

02:09:16.000 My shit's all people doing epic shit.

02:09:19.000 Oh, that's good.

02:09:20.000 Yeah, like, I followed these two dudes, climb Everest.

02:09:23.000 I followed them on Instagram, climb fucking Everest.

02:09:26.000 And I was like, I want to climb Mount Kilimanjaro.

02:09:30.000 No, no, no, no.

02:09:30.000 Kilimanjaro is achievable.

02:09:32.000 But I go, I want to do epic shit.

02:09:33.000 Like, I got to a place when I started taking time off in July, and I was like, yo, I need, I want a month, I want to sail to Hawaii.

02:09:40.000 Like, I want...

02:09:41.000 I want to see what it's like to be afraid, you know, in the middle of the ocean.

02:09:45.000 Pull up how many people die in Mount Kilimanjaro.

02:09:49.000 Oh, nobody.

02:09:50.000 Mount Kilimanjaro is easy.

02:09:51.000 Yeah. It's a light lift.

02:09:52.000 It's a light lift.

02:09:53.000 People have died.

02:09:53.000 Mount Kilimanjaro is easy.

02:09:54.000 I guarantee you.

02:09:55.000 No, it's like a long haul hike.

02:09:57.000 I bet people have died.

02:09:58.000 Okay, I bet it's under 10. How many?

02:10:01.000 Three to 10 a year.

02:10:02.000 Oh, yeah.

02:10:04.000 But watch how many people will die going to Everest.

02:10:06.000 Yeah, that's not good.

02:10:07.000 Well, if you play Rush Roulette with five bullets, you get shot more.

02:10:10.000 I only play with one.

02:10:11.000 How? Ask him?

02:10:12.000 No, hold on.

02:10:15.000 That's the stupid fucking thing to say.

02:10:17.000 You know how many people definitely don't die on Mount Kilimanjaro that don't go to Mount Kilimanjaro?

02:10:22.000 100% of them.

02:10:23.000 100% of all them!

02:10:24.000 100% of the people that don't go up that fucking stupid mountain.

02:10:27.000 Just get a fucking Oculus and watch that shit.

02:10:30.000 Just watch it.

02:10:31.000 Watch it in your head.

02:10:33.000 You can get videos of it.

02:10:35.000 340 people have died attempting to reach or return.

02:10:37.000 What happened?

02:10:38.000 Oh, Mount Everest.

02:10:40.000 Since records began, many bodies remain.

02:10:43.000 Have you ever seen the bodies scattered, like the map of the bodies where they show where the known dead bodies on Mount Everest are?

02:10:50.000 It's terrifying.

02:10:51.000 Do you want to know the craziest one?

02:10:52.000 Sure. So the first dude to ever attempt to summon, I think his name was Mallory, right?

02:10:57.000 Evan Hillary is the one got it.

02:10:59.000 So they said...

02:11:01.000 They found his body, you know, probably like five years after, ten years after.

02:11:05.000 And they said he had a broken leg, a fractured skull and his pick.

02:11:09.000 And that's how they could figure out it was him because his initials were in his pick.

02:11:12.000 And they said he always carried a picture of his wife because he was going to put the picture of his wife on the top of Mount Everest, and it wasn't in his pocket.

02:11:20.000 So they're like, did he, was he in fact the first person to get there?

02:11:24.000 Oh, probably.

02:11:25.000 And then he left it there and then died coming down.

02:11:28.000 Probably. The other thing that I think is wild.

02:11:31.000 is Sir Edmund Hillary and Tenzing Norgay made a deal that they would reach the summit at the same time.

02:11:40.000 Because it was like, you know, who gets to the summit first?

02:11:42.000 Right, right, right.

02:11:43.000 And it's a, I mean, when you think about it, you know, especially with racism back then, Edmund Hillary was a Kiwi.

02:11:48.000 You know, he must have been like, hey, brown guy, just carry the bags. 0.99

02:11:50.000 I'm going to, I'm going to get up there and you come up, get a picture of me, and then we'll do one together and then we'll let it down.

02:11:55.000 But they made a deal to go up together because they needed him that much.

02:11:59.000 Well, you definitely need those Sherpas can go all the way up there with no oxygen. 1.00

02:12:02.000 Those Sherpas will get locked on a ledge with a bunch of white people. 1.00

02:12:07.000 The white people will have to have helicopters come out and get them. 0.99

02:12:09.000 A helicopter can I think can only get to like 2,300 feet.

02:12:13.000 23,000 feet is like the safe zone.

02:12:16.000 They'll come and get the white people out. 0.99

02:12:18.000 And then the Sherpas are like, oh, we're going to walk down. 0.69

02:12:19.000 We're good.

02:12:20.000 They'll hang out for like seven days up there, and then I just heard a documentary about it, or a podcast.

02:12:26.000 But those guys are so fucking good at it.

02:12:29.000 Also, they're so adapted to that climate.

02:12:31.000 They live up there.

02:12:33.000 The adaption is a big part of it, right?

02:12:36.000 Because it takes a long time to be able to adapt to that low of an altitude, or high of an altitude, rather.

02:12:42.000 Look what they're carrying up.

02:12:43.000 Carrying that shit on his back.

02:12:44.000 That is crazy.

02:12:45.000 Bro, I walk around with a 45-pound plate, and I complain.

02:12:50.000 That's so much shit.

02:12:52.000 That guy must have legs of steel.

02:12:55.000 How bad is his little bad?

02:12:56.000 I bet they all smoke.

02:12:57.000 I bet they smoke like a chimney.

02:12:58.000 Yeah. Do they smoke?

02:13:01.000 Do Sherpa smoke? 0.90

02:13:03.000 I just saw a documentary on Netflix about the earthquake in...

02:13:07.000 Look at him.

02:13:08.000 Smoking. Eric shipped it.

02:13:11.000 Look at that guy.

02:13:12.000 That's one of the early explorer type fellows.

02:13:14.000 Click on that dude with the pipe.

02:13:15.000 Yeah. Look at that guy.

02:13:17.000 Back in the day, man.

02:13:18.000 No fucking internet.

02:13:19.000 These guys had heard about it.

02:13:21.000 They heard about it.

02:13:22.000 You know?

02:13:23.000 Yeah. And we're going to go.

02:13:23.000 You probably saw a photo that one person took.

02:13:27.000 You know?

02:13:28.000 I mean, back then, how many fucking people had photos?

02:13:30.000 The guy who figured out the height in like, what, fucking 30 in, like, turn of century, was an Indian guy, or, you know, Nepalese. 0.98

02:13:39.000 He figured out the height, and he was within 30 feet of being correct.

02:13:43.000 Just from distance and doing math, he was in 30 feet after satellite images came in.

02:13:47.000 Look at this.

02:13:48.000 Everest Pioneers packed 15,000 cigarettes.

02:13:50.000 Holy shit.

02:13:54.000 Despite low oxygen.

02:13:55.000 I bet they thought it was good for their lungs.

02:13:59.000 Well, people used to think that it was like an exercise for your lungs.

02:14:01.000 They did that with Teddy Roosevelt.

02:14:03.000 Teddy Roosevelt had asthma.

02:14:06.000 That's right.

02:14:07.000 And his dad would make him smoke cigars with him in his lounge.

02:14:10.000 He's like, it'll strengthen your lungs.

02:14:12.000 Yeah, I saw something like that where a doctor, and it was like an old-timey movie, God, who was it?

02:14:18.000 Who was it?

02:14:19.000 I think he was Leonardo DiCaprio.

02:14:21.000 Like, who did Leonardo DiCaprio play in a movie?

02:14:24.000 He played some famous, wealthy guy.

02:14:27.000 Howard Hughes.

02:14:28.000 That's right.

02:14:29.000 And I think it was when Howard Hughes was young.

02:14:32.000 He had bad lungs, and the doctor was prescribing cigarettes to him.

02:14:34.000 God, I hope I'm not remembering this wrong.

02:14:36.000 I may be.

02:14:37.000 But I know that they used to, some doctors would recommend cigarettes to certain people that have certain lung issues.

02:14:44.000 Yeah. Which is so crazy.

02:14:46.000 I was the opposite.

02:14:47.000 They were so bad.

02:14:48.000 Oh, dude.

02:14:48.000 How bad was going to the doctor back then?

02:14:51.000 Oh, they were just guessing.

02:14:53.000 I mean, not just guessing, but guessing so wrong.

02:14:56.000 I asked my dad about the polio vaccine and I go, do they have to run it by your parents?

02:15:00.000 He goes, parents, they just took us into the gym and stuck everyone.

02:15:03.000 Yeah. I mean, they just were like, yo, we think this works.

02:15:09.000 What was the, there's a controversy yesterday when there was some sort of a hearing on whether or not they should ban sugar and candy from school lunches or whether they should discourage sugar and candy.

02:15:27.000 And it was something like the American Heart Association voted to not restrict the diets of kids.

02:15:36.000 And everybody was like, what?

02:15:38.000 What's going on?

02:15:38.000 Like, let me get this right because I was supposed to save this and I was on the phone and I didn't.

02:15:45.000 See if you could find it, Jamie.

02:15:46.000 But it was a conversation that was happening yesterday.

02:15:49.000 And it was being shared on the internet where people are freaking out.

02:15:51.000 And you're talking about school lunches, not like what your parents.

02:15:53.000 I don't remember correctly, unfortunately.

02:15:55.000 So there were restrictions, if I'm not mistaken, there were restrictions on what we could give our kids to school.

02:16:01.000 Really? You couldn't just give them everything.

02:16:03.000 You couldn't just give them candy.

02:16:04.000 Couldn't give them candy.

02:16:05.000 Yeah, here it is.

02:16:07.000 Trump officials want to ban junk food from SNAP, but past effort show it's not easy.

02:16:12.000 No, that's not it.

02:16:14.000 That's the only thing coming up.

02:16:15.000 Yeah, it has to do with this, but I don't know what's, I'm trying to figure out.

02:16:17.000 There was a video, God, I want to say there's a supplemental nutrition assistance program.

02:16:22.000 Yeah, that's, I think that's the push, but there was resistance to it that I thought was crazy.

02:16:30.000 God damn it, I know I saved it.

02:16:32.000 Is that it?

02:16:36.000 It's the same thing.

02:16:36.000 Okay. This is it.

02:16:38.000 American Heart Association opposes SNAP's sugary food drink regulations.

02:16:44.000 That's what it is.

02:16:44.000 American Heart Association opposes a Texas bill that would restrict using SNAP benefits to purchase sugary drinks and process snacks.

02:16:53.000 Critics' question of corporate funding influences the American Health Association's policies.

02:16:59.000 The AHA's opposition to spark criticism over its history of receiving funding from major food companies, like PepsiCo and Coca-Cola, raising concerns about conflicts of interest.

02:17:10.000 An AHA spokesperson said their position on the Texas legislation was miscommunicated.

02:17:16.000 They say the organization has long favored the USDA using its authority to increase the consumption of healthy foods and decrease consumption of sugary drinks.

02:17:24.000 So they changed their opinion, probably based on controversy.

02:17:30.000 Hmm. Okay.

02:17:31.000 I often say, look at this.

02:17:33.000 During the hearing, lawmakers and public health advocates voiced their opinions.

02:17:39.000 State Senator Lois co-coorsed expressed shock over AHA's opposition during the hearing.

02:17:45.000 I often say that I can never be surprised in this building, but for the American Heart Association to be against this bill, that might be the surprise of the session so far.

02:17:56.000 It sounds weird that they would, they would, I mean, it doesn't even make sense.

02:18:02.000 That's obviously not good for you.

02:18:03.000 No. Like, why would they encourage that or change it?

02:18:07.000 Like, what would be there?

02:18:08.000 I forget what their argument was.

02:18:09.000 Is it like a classist argument?

02:18:12.000 I don't know.

02:18:13.000 Is it, because it seems like a classist thing.

02:18:15.000 When you go to Whole Foods, it's different than going to Ralph's or Vaughn's.

02:18:18.000 This is what it says.

02:18:19.000 Puente testified the AHA was concerned about the bill's potential impact on SNAP participation.

02:18:25.000 He also emphasized the importance of educating the public about healthy eating instead of restricting purchases.

02:18:31.000 See, but that seems weird.

02:18:33.000 Like, what better way to encourage healthy eating than say, you're not going to starve.

02:18:38.000 You can get food, but you can't buy shit.

02:18:41.000 Yeah. You can go by hamburgers, goodbye.

02:18:44.000 But where does this line draw the line?

02:18:46.000 I'm just thinking like, the other day I was in traffic and I thought, I can't believe they still let people ride motorcycles.

02:18:53.000 Because people die all the time.

02:18:55.000 And they drive and they cut lanes.

02:18:56.000 They die in cars too, though.

02:18:57.000 Yeah, but in motorcycles, like I'm getting one and my wife's like, that's how you're, oh yeah, fuck yeah. 1.00

02:19:02.000 Why are you doing that?

02:19:02.000 Because hardly reached out.

02:19:03.000 Oh, don't.

02:19:04.000 And they were like, come on, buddy.

02:19:05.000 Not in California, buddy.

02:19:06.000 Dude, just for late night.

02:19:08.000 Drive out here.

02:19:09.000 Late night's when the crackheads are out.

02:19:10.000 I'll tell you what, I'll leave it here.

02:19:12.000 If I can leave it your studio.

02:19:12.000 Yeah, leave it here.

02:19:13.000 And then this will be my Austin bike.

02:19:14.000 Oh, you're going to have another bike.

02:19:16.000 You're going to Austin bike and a fucking...

02:19:18.000 Yeah, you can park here.

02:19:19.000 I'm coming out to Austin for like two weeks in June.

02:19:22.000 Nice. Get ready for my tour.

02:19:24.000 Your kids have left the nest.

02:19:26.000 It's time to bail, my brother.

02:19:27.000 Buddy, I'm living with one person every day all fucking day.

02:19:31.000 Wild. I know.

02:19:32.000 We do everything together.

02:19:33.000 Come over here.

02:19:35.000 Come here.

02:19:35.000 You don't need to be in that bullshit state.

02:19:37.000 There's no need for that anymore.

02:19:39.000 The mothership is just such a great...

02:19:41.000 Sell your fucking house.

02:19:42.000 Let's grow.

02:19:44.000 It's such a great vibe right there.

02:19:46.000 It's a great place to hang.

02:19:47.000 Dude, I went over there after our party on South by, South by, and just got fucking lit, Tony, Shane.

02:19:54.000 It's a fun place, man.

02:19:55.000 Called it, called it early.

02:19:57.000 But I told Leanne, I said, I'm going to do like a week in Oxnard.

02:20:00.000 I was going to do a little run on my tour bus.

02:20:02.000 I said, I think I'm going to take my tour bus to Austin.

02:20:04.000 Just stay here for like a week, two weeks.

02:20:05.000 It's a good place to fuck around and do new stuff, too.

02:20:08.000 Especially in the little room.

02:20:09.000 That little room is just, oh.

02:20:11.000 I can't tell you how valuable it is to have phones in yonder pouches.

02:20:15.000 Comedy store's doing that now.

02:20:17.000 Yeah, Peter Shore told me.

02:20:18.000 Really? Yeah.

02:20:19.000 Not two weeks ago.

02:20:20.000 That is amazing.

02:20:21.000 Really? I don't know.

02:20:22.000 I don't think so.

02:20:23.000 It was two weeks ago.

02:20:25.000 Maybe it was longer.

02:20:26.000 I don't know.

02:20:26.000 Last time I was there, I said some wild shit.

02:20:28.000 Oh, no.

02:20:28.000 And I get out?

02:20:29.000 I don't know.

02:20:33.000 You can't practice.

02:20:34.000 You gotta be able to practice.

02:20:36.000 And it's the snitches that want you to say.

02:20:40.000 It's almost like it's the fucking cunts that you...

02:20:42.000 They can't help it because you can get so many likes.

02:20:44.000 Yeah. And I'm like, bitch, you want this comedy. 1.00

02:20:46.000 Right. But if you put something, if you say something wild on stage and it's funny and they laugh, you could take that and put it on your Instagram and you'll get two million views.

02:20:55.000 And that's just too tempting for people.

02:20:57.000 We bust people with those meta glasses.

02:21:00.000 Yeah, they try to come in with their fucking ray bands on and film things.

02:21:03.000 Those meta glasses are amazing.

02:21:05.000 My friend Jimmy, who works for the UFC, had them on the other day.

02:21:08.000 Upon arrival at the venue, all phones procured in yonderbags.

02:21:12.000 Is this a store?

02:21:13.000 Yes, comedy store.

02:21:14.000 December 10th?

02:21:15.000 Yep. 2024.

02:21:16.000 Oh, wow.

02:21:18.000 Nice. They just forgot.

02:21:21.000 Or maybe it was a comic who had his phone out.

02:21:23.000 Maybe. Some comic three down the river.

02:21:26.000 Fucking. That happens.

02:21:27.000 There's a lot of cunty comics, especially like...

02:21:30.000 There's a lot of cunty comics?

02:21:32.000 I'm starting to think that's all they got.

02:21:33.000 No. Buddy, do you ever...

02:21:35.000 Hey, Joe, do you ever...

02:21:37.000 This is what makes me crazy.

02:21:38.000 What makes you crazy, Burke Criser?

02:21:39.000 Do you ever be friends with someone?

02:21:42.000 And then all of a sudden realize you've been competing the whole time, but you didn't know you were in a competition.

02:21:47.000 Yeah, that's unfortunate.

02:21:48.000 That's unfortunate.

02:21:49.000 Inspired by is a better way to look at life.

02:21:52.000 Yeah. competing is just not good for you.

02:21:54.000 I've never once competed with another comic.

02:21:57.000 I've been inspired by so many fucking comics.

02:21:59.000 That's good.

02:21:59.000 You have a healthy mindset.

02:22:01.000 But I think our whole group has a healthy mindset.

02:22:04.000 I think so.

02:22:04.000 Yeah, we don't have any cunts.

02:22:06.000 We don't have any jealous, bitter cunts in the group of people that we're hanging with.

02:22:10.000 I mean, that's so important.

02:22:12.000 I hung with Chappelle one night, and he just called.

02:22:15.000 I was in Dayton.

02:22:16.000 He was like, yeah, why don't you come out with party?

02:22:18.000 And I was like, cool.

02:22:19.000 Yeah. And then we went out and party.

02:22:21.000 You know, I kind of forget what a fan I am of his.

02:22:23.000 Of, like, how, just how great he is.

02:22:25.000 I mean, his kicker in the pussy joke might be one of my favorite jokes ever that's ever been written. 0.90

02:22:29.000 It's so fucking dope.

02:22:31.000 He's a great comic, but he's a great human.

02:22:33.000 He's a great human.

02:22:34.000 He's a fun hang.

02:22:35.000 Like, he's a genuine sweetheart of a guy.

02:22:37.000 I was with him right before I shot the special, and I said to him, and we're fucking lit, right?

02:22:42.000 And I go, yo, Dave.

02:22:43.000 I don't want to fucking...

02:22:45.000 I go, I don't want to talk shop.

02:22:46.000 I just want to hang, but I gotta say, you're the greatest ever do it.

02:22:49.000 I'm getting ready to shoot my special.

02:22:51.000 I just would love a little bit of your insight of what you think, like how you prepare for one.

02:22:57.000 He'll lights a cigarette, and he's like, all right.

02:23:00.000 How many shows?

02:23:00.000 I said six.

02:23:01.000 He goes, perfect.

02:23:03.000 And then he breaks down.

02:23:04.000 I'm not going to do it because it's Dave's secret.

02:23:06.000 It's Dave's thing.

02:23:06.000 He shared.

02:23:07.000 I don't want to, but he broke down how he does a special to me, me and him sitting in a fucking in a barn in a middle of a field in fucking three in the morning with IVs in our arms. 0.52

02:23:18.000 And I was like, dude, I gave him a hug.

02:23:21.000 I was like, he's just saying he's the fucking greatest.

02:23:23.000 Him and Cat Williams, two of the baddest motherfuckers and the sweetest guys.

02:23:27.000 But I was like, that energy, like, I have no, I want Chappelle's special to be fucking amazing when it comes out.

02:23:34.000 It will be.

02:23:35.000 Everyone's telling me how great Schultz's special is.

02:23:37.000 I can't wait to fucking watch it.

02:23:39.000 Yeah, but you have a good attitude.

02:23:40.000 That's a good attitude.

02:23:41.000 That's how you're supposed to think.

02:23:43.000 That's how I think.

02:23:45.000 The other way is not good for you.

02:23:47.000 Let me see that.

02:23:48.000 Think about it is the other way is...

02:23:50.000 You want another one?

02:23:50.000 I want a new one?

02:23:51.000 Yeah, I'll take a new one.

02:23:51.000 The other way is bad for you as a human.

02:23:55.000 Yeah. It's not healthy to think that way.

02:23:57.000 It doesn't do you any good.

02:23:59.000 It only serves you to get fucked up.

02:24:02.000 It only serves your ego and your bullshit.

02:24:06.000 You get the clippers?

02:24:06.000 Yeah. There you go.

02:24:09.000 It's just not good for you.

02:24:10.000 It doesn't help you.

02:24:12.000 It only hurts you.

02:24:13.000 It doesn't hurt the person that you're jealous of and it hurts you.

02:24:17.000 It's just, it's not necessary.

02:24:18.000 You could just be inspired and you could say, oh, this fucking mutt can make it. 1.00

02:24:24.000 You can say that.

02:24:25.000 I can do it too.

02:24:26.000 But don't be jealous.

02:24:27.000 If you don't like someone and they're becoming very successful, make me think why you react so strongly.

02:24:35.000 Because a lot of times it's unfortunately jealousy.

02:24:38.000 Like, there's comics that I don't think they're very good.

02:24:41.000 They don't make me laugh, but I don't care.

02:24:44.000 I don't get mad at them.

02:24:45.000 You know what I'm saying?

02:24:46.000 Yeah. I don't get upset at them.

02:24:49.000 I mean, I'll be friends with them.

02:24:50.000 I'll be, I'll like them.

02:24:52.000 You know, there's comics that I, and I had to learn how to do that.

02:24:55.000 Because it used to be like, if guys weren't funny, I just couldn't deal with them.

02:24:59.000 Couldn't hang out with them.

02:24:59.000 I'm friends with a few people that suck.

02:25:02.000 but they're nice people you know you can separate that but I'm also friends with some people that are mind-blowing you know and there's such a value in that you know when you're around people that are like really good at what they do when you're around Dave and Schultz is my favorite for going to a place and then talking shit about the place in such a brilliant way.

02:25:27.000 I think Schultz is fucking brilliant.

02:25:29.000 He's so good.

02:25:30.000 Dude, the whole shit with Kendrick Lamar.

02:25:31.000 I was getting in the shower, reading it, texting him.

02:25:34.000 I'm sitting outside the shower texting him my favorite lines.

02:25:38.000 The only thing he has to do is decide if it's consensual.

02:25:41.000 That was crazy.

02:25:44.000 But I get inspired by motherfuckers like that.

02:25:46.000 He's a funny dude, man.

02:25:47.000 And did you ever see the thing he did about Hawaii?

02:25:51.000 No. Oh, my God.

02:25:51.000 It's so funny.

02:25:52.000 He's in Hawaii.

02:25:53.000 He goes, he starts his setup.

02:25:55.000 He goes, I've never seen chickens more confident.

02:26:03.000 It has a so bit about chickens in Hawaii, like, just wandered.

02:26:07.000 It's just, it's such a funny bit.

02:26:09.000 It's so, if you've been to Hawaii, you know there's chickens all over the fucking place.

02:26:12.000 It's kind of crazy.

02:26:13.000 Do you know who else does that?

02:26:14.000 Tommy. Oh, yeah.

02:26:16.000 Tommy shits on a place so aggressively, and they love it.

02:26:20.000 Yeah. Like, he did Dublin one year.

02:26:22.000 Like, same way, we both did it, and he goes, is it fun?

02:26:24.000 I said, I had the best time in my life.

02:26:26.000 He goes up, and it's the day the king gets coronated.

02:26:29.000 and he goes out first words he's like fuck your king and the play starts going ole ole ole ole Tommy didn't know if they were going to stop singing.

02:26:39.000 We did a show in Hawaii, and he goes at Pearl Harbor, and they're like, all right, Tommy opens the show.

02:26:45.000 He goes, they're like, first rule, don't make fun of the Wyans.

02:26:48.000 Second rule, do not bring up Pearl Harbor.

02:26:51.000 First and second joke.

02:26:53.000 First joke.

02:26:54.000 Man, they say Island Life's slow.

02:26:56.000 I didn't know they were talking about your metabolism.

02:26:58.000 Man, you guys are fat as fuck.

02:27:00.000 I was taking a walk.

02:27:01.000 I don't want to be as fat as you guys.

02:27:02.000 I got lost on the base.

02:27:03.000 Luckily, there are a couple Japanese guys that are pretty familiar with how this base operates. 0.96

02:27:08.000 Me and Russell Peters are crying, laughing.

02:27:10.000 The admiral's losing his mind.

02:27:11.000 God damn it.

02:27:12.000 What did I fucking tell him?

02:27:13.000 That's hilarious when they think they could tell you what not to talk about.

02:27:16.000 I have an offer to Dubai.

02:27:19.000 Don't. Thank you.

02:27:22.000 You're going to say something stupid.

02:27:25.000 That's what...

02:27:25.000 And they're going to put you in jail.

02:27:27.000 Thank you.

02:27:27.000 Yeah, they arrest people over there.

02:27:29.000 I know.

02:27:29.000 You can't play games in Dubai.

02:27:30.000 Did you see that one lady who went crazy at the airport? 1.00

02:27:34.000 No. Yeah, she got a little rowdy at the airport and started yelling at people. 0.78

02:27:38.000 They're like, that's a wrap.

02:27:41.000 You're going to jail.

02:27:42.000 Dude. They'll fuck around over there, man. 0.68

02:27:44.000 I have a friend who moved there.

02:27:46.000 My friend Will, and he's a documentary filmmaker, and he said, like, it's so safe over here.

02:27:51.000 He goes, that's what I love about it.

02:27:52.000 He goes, when I was in America, I was like, you go out at night, you're at a club, you always worried, someone's going to pull a gun out, something's going to happen.

02:27:58.000 He goes there, there's nothing.

02:27:59.000 Yeah. No crime.

02:28:00.000 But there's like Singapore, there's crazy rules.

02:28:03.000 Right, but if you don't know all the rules.

02:28:04.000 It's the real good question.

02:28:05.000 Would you rather have a little bit of danger?

02:28:09.000 and very little rules, or would you rather have no danger and a lot of rules?

02:28:14.000 I want a little danger and a little rule.

02:28:15.000 I agree.

02:28:16.000 Yeah, I don't want to live in a place where they restrict what you could say and what you do.

02:28:19.000 It's not even that.

02:28:20.000 They said to me, and the contract, we signed up to do, I do a tour start in October, permission a party.

02:28:26.000 Permission of party is the name of the fucking tour.

02:28:28.000 Permission a party, and they go, what about Dubai?

02:28:30.000 I go, I don't think they're going to give me permission.

02:28:33.000 I think they're going to die.

02:28:34.000 The first thing was you have to wear a shirt on stage.

02:28:37.000 And I was like, yeah, that's a rap.

02:28:38.000 I go, hey, man.

02:28:39.000 That's crazy.

02:28:39.000 It's kind of my thing.

02:28:40.000 Like, I'm comfortable shirtless.

02:28:43.000 That's how I perform.

02:28:44.000 That's so crazy.

02:28:46.000 You can't wear no shirt.

02:28:47.000 Oh, there's a, okay.

02:28:49.000 You guys have crazy rules.

02:28:50.000 Those rules don't make sense.

02:28:52.000 Yeah. Like, what about Cirque de Soleil?

02:28:54.000 They have to have, they have shirts?

02:28:55.000 They do.

02:28:57.000 I'm making that up.

02:28:58.000 Like, what about MMA?

02:29:00.000 How come they have MMA over there? 0.98

02:29:01.000 How can they have MMA?

02:29:02.000 Yeah. That's what I'm saying.

02:29:04.000 Are they performing with no shirts on?

02:29:06.000 Yeah. You're going to make guys wear fucking wetsuits?

02:29:08.000 What are you going to want?

02:29:09.000 What are you doing?

02:29:10.000 What are you doing?

02:29:11.000 What are they going to wear?

02:29:12.000 Now, by the way, that's the same argument I said as I got kicked out of a Buffalo Wild Wings with my shirt off.

02:29:17.000 And they're like, put your shirt and I go, the guys on the M.M.A.

02:29:18.000 are wearing fucking shirts. 0.92

02:29:20.000 Yeah, that's different.

02:29:20.000 Is it a little different.

02:29:21.000 That's different.

02:29:22.000 They're doing a sport.

02:29:23.000 But the point is, like, if you're performing, that's part of your performance.

02:29:25.000 It's like, you know how can you're allowed to smoke cigarettes?

02:29:31.000 Yeah. It's a part of your performance.

02:29:33.000 So, like, Chappelle was always lighting up even after the rules.

02:29:35.000 And everybody's like, hey, how come he can smoke?

02:29:37.000 Yeah. Because it was like in the 90s that they passed the laws where you're not allowed to smoke in comedy clips anymore.

02:29:43.000 Do you remember that?

02:29:44.000 Yeah, if it was part of your actor, you could smoke.

02:29:46.000 That's how Ron White smoked cigars on stage.

02:29:48.000 Right, but there was a law before that, you were allowed to smoke in bars. 0.99

02:29:52.000 Right. I remember doing stand-up when you could smoke at the Boston Comedy Club.

02:29:56.000 And Buddy.

02:29:57.000 Do you remember the last stop in Houston?

02:30:00.000 Oh, yeah.

02:30:00.000 That place, there were so many cigarettes, you would come out with a cough.

02:30:05.000 Yeah, the air was filled with smoke.

02:30:07.000 Your jeans would smell?

02:30:08.000 Oh, yeah, you always smelled.

02:30:09.000 I always come home from a club back in the 90s, and I'd smell my clothes.

02:30:13.000 They always smell like cigarettes.

02:30:15.000 But you got used to, like, the smoky room.

02:30:17.000 It was like part of the thing about a comedy club is like...

02:30:20.000 When people smoke cigarettes, they're doing something really stupid.

02:30:23.000 Yeah. You know what I mean?

02:30:24.000 And, like, doing something really stupid and say, fuck it.

02:30:26.000 There's so much fuck it in a cigarette and there's fuck it in a drink.

02:30:29.000 And there's fucking in this guy talking shit on stage.

02:30:32.000 Ah, he sucked his own dick.

02:30:34.000 Ah! It, like, led to the atmosphere.

02:30:36.000 It's like, I loved it in pool halls, too.

02:30:38.000 I love being around the smokers, even if I didn't want to have anything to do with it.

02:30:42.000 Do you remember the comics that would smoke on stage, and then they go and do the Tonight Show, and they didn't know what to do with their right hand?

02:30:48.000 Oh, yeah, there was that, right?

02:30:49.000 Well, back in the Tonight Show, the early days.

02:30:51.000 I was watching the other day, I was watching Jackie Gleason on the Tonight Show.

02:30:55.000 And it was the only time I think he was ever on the Tonight Show, which is kind of crazy.

02:30:59.000 But they were just, he sat there, immediately lights a cigarette.

02:31:02.000 By the way, he was dead two years later.

02:31:06.000 Yeah. He died of cancer.

02:31:07.000 In 87?

02:31:09.000 Google that.

02:31:12.000 Johnny Carson had a little cigarette box.

02:31:15.000 Yeah, so this is...

02:31:15.000 Those are his cigarettes right there in his little cigarette box.

02:31:19.000 Immediately when he sits down.

02:31:20.000 Well, Carson also died.

02:31:21.000 How fucking great does that feel?

02:31:23.000 Carson also died of cancer.

02:31:25.000 Yeah. Look at that.

02:31:26.000 Just sitting there.

02:31:27.000 How sweet it is.

02:31:28.000 How sweet it is.

02:31:30.000 That's what he said right there.

02:31:31.000 He makes him say it.

02:31:32.000 He did Smokey and the Bandit, and they offered him points on the movie.

02:31:36.000 And he said, I'll take cash.

02:31:38.000 Whoops. I know.

02:31:40.000 Damn. I saw the sexiest thing in Palm Springs the other day.

02:31:46.000 White Cadillac.

02:31:46.000 Was it that lady playing golf?

02:31:47.000 No. White Cadillac.

02:31:50.000 75-year-old woman.

02:31:52.000 Hair done, little quaff, windows up, white, big Cadillac.

02:31:56.000 She puts a 100 cigarette windows up and lights it in her car. 0.94

02:32:00.000 Just windows up.

02:32:00.000 And I went fucking old school.

02:32:02.000 Wow. I don't know.

02:32:03.000 You, when was the last time you saw someone smoke a cigarette in the car with the windows up?

02:32:05.000 I bet that lady's never been vaccinated. 1.00

02:32:07.000 She's never going to get cancer.

02:32:09.000 He's never dying.

02:32:11.000 She's never fucking dying.

02:32:13.000 She's got them old school pioneer jeans. 0.76

02:32:15.000 Do you ever hear the story about Johnny Carson almost got killed by the guy in the mob?

02:32:19.000 Oh, yeah.

02:32:20.000 Yeah. What was that about?

02:32:21.000 He, it was a...

02:32:22.000 Did you make a mob joke or something?

02:32:24.000 No, Frank Sinatra had to negotiate his safety.

02:32:28.000 What was it about?

02:32:29.000 Johnny Carson was at a bar drunk, and the mobster's girl was there, and the mobster was in the back, and Johnny Carson hit on the mobster's girl, and, like, smacked her ass or lifted her shirt skirt up.

02:32:40.000 Oh, no.

02:32:41.000 And they were like, we're going to kill him, and they went out and he hid, and then he went out, and they were like, no, we have a hit on him.

02:32:46.000 He's going to die.

02:32:48.000 And Frank Sinatra had to negotiate it.

02:32:49.000 Whoa. Someone just told, you know who told it to me?

02:32:52.000 God damn it.

02:32:55.000 Oh, shun the bitch. 1.00

02:32:57.000 Not Fletcher.

02:32:59.000 Comedy Store comic, white hair, did The Tonight Show 120 times.

02:33:03.000 You know him.

02:33:04.000 Argus? Argus.

02:33:05.000 I think it was Argus told me that story.

02:33:07.000 That makes sense.

02:33:07.000 Yeah, Argus old school.

02:33:09.000 Yeah. Argus is a funny dude, man.

02:33:11.000 Argus is fucking great, man.

02:33:12.000 He's, like, very underrated.

02:33:14.000 Unidentified wise guy and his goons picked Carson up off his bar stool and threw him down a flight of stairs before famed saloon owner, Jilly Rizzo, whose regulars included Sinatra, Dean Martin, and Judy Garland, interceded and prevented a more serious beatdown, but the mob big wasn't satisfied and put out a contract to have Carson whacked.

02:33:35.000 Terrified Carson wisely hold up in his UN Plaza Palace for three days, missing three shows, according to the book.

02:33:43.000 The vengeful mobsters only backed off after one of Carson's contacts at the William Morris Agency cut a deal with crime boss, Joseph Columbo.

02:33:52.000 Holy shit.

02:33:53.000 What? Oh, the American Civil Rights League.

02:33:55.000 Oh, yeah.

02:33:56.000 The mob boss had recently formed the Italian American Civil Rights League to persuade America that a group, the people of Italian descent were being unfairly stereotyped as mafiosi.

02:34:05.000 That's hilarious.

02:34:06.000 The group was planning for a big rally, and Colombo was deeply, deeply disappointed that so far all of the networks have refused to cover the rally.

02:34:14.000 Sooner, an accommodation was reached.

02:34:16.000 NBC News covered the rally, and Johnny could leave the apartment.

02:34:20.000 Wow. As for Colombo, he was gunned down in 1971 at the second annual Italian Unity Day rally.

02:34:28.000 In Columbus Circle.

02:34:30.000 He was left almost totally paralyzed and died in 1978.

02:34:32.000 Holy shit.

02:34:33.000 That was the last of the rallies.

02:34:37.000 So he developed, I know there's a way around this.

02:34:42.000 No one's paying attention to Italian American Civil Liberties rally.

02:34:48.000 The making us look like thugs, like we're going to shoot each other in a rally.

02:34:51.000 Bro. God damn.

02:34:53.000 Those were scary days, man.

02:34:55.000 Those are scary, scary.

02:34:56.000 But that was the story about the store, because the store used to be Ciro's nightclub.

02:35:01.000 So Bugsie Siegel owned Ceros.

02:35:04.000 Did you know that?

02:35:05.000 I knew that.

02:35:05.000 I didn't know that Bugsie Siegel owned it.

02:35:07.000 Yes. It was Bugsie Siegel owned Ciro's nightclub.

02:35:11.000 And that place was scary, apparently.

02:35:14.000 That's why all those people see ghosts in that spot.

02:35:17.000 Bad shit happened there.

02:35:18.000 100%. You got a mob-owned nightclub.

02:35:23.000 People are getting shot.

02:35:25.000 I mean, people got shot at the comedy store when we were there.

02:35:29.000 A guy got murdered on the fucking front patio.

02:35:31.000 It was like dang hit.

02:35:32.000 During like Mo Better Mondays or something.

02:35:34.000 Rose was there when it happened.

02:35:36.000 Rose saw the guy die.

02:35:37.000 Oh, shit.

02:35:38.000 Mm-hmm. That's, that's.

02:35:43.000 That place has always attracted crazy people.

02:35:46.000 That place is always...

02:35:47.000 I think there's an energy to that place, probably because of the gang history that just made it, like, extra wild and dangerous.

02:35:55.000 It just always felt like anything can happen in that place.

02:35:58.000 I think there's, like, baked in memories.

02:36:01.000 Like, there's photos of, like, Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis on stage there.

02:36:05.000 Yeah. That place was like, that was the spot.

02:36:09.000 Like, that was the spot in L.A. And the mob would all be there.

02:36:12.000 And they'd fucking do deals and whack people and take people down in the basement and fucking kill them.

02:36:19.000 That's, out of all the scariness in movies, the scariest part of any movie is one of those mob movies where they say to the guy, hey, Johnny wants to talk to you tonight.

02:36:28.000 And the guy's like, tell Johnny, I'll call him tomorrow.

02:36:30.000 He's like, no, he said to get in the car now.

02:36:32.000 The guy goes, well, I'll take my car.

02:36:33.000 He goes, no, no, you're going to get in the car with us.

02:36:35.000 And you know.

02:36:35.000 A guy's going to die.

02:36:37.000 He looks at his friend, takes off his ring.

02:36:39.000 Yeah. Gives it to him.

02:36:40.000 And I don't know.

02:36:43.000 I'm such a bitch that if in those moments, I'd be like, no, I don't want to go.

02:36:46.000 And just start running.

02:36:48.000 Or like, when you see in the war movies, when you see, like, in, what was the one, 1917, when they tell those two kids, they got to run and go tell the front line what to do.

02:36:59.000 Oh, yeah.

02:36:59.000 Is that 1917?

02:37:00.000 I don't know.

02:37:02.000 If it's not a talk part in the western front.

02:37:03.000 Like my grandfather stormed the beaches of Normandy.

02:37:06.000 Really? Yeah.

02:37:07.000 And, uh...

02:37:07.000 Did you ever talk to him about it?

02:37:08.000 No, he died way before I was born.

02:37:10.000 Holy shit.

02:37:11.000 He was one of those PTSD Levittown guys.

02:37:15.000 Moved to Levittown.

02:37:16.000 And my dad said he just would sit in the garage, drink beers, and listen to Met Games and just wash his car.

02:37:22.000 My dad said he never heard his dad ever mentioned the war.

02:37:26.000 And if the war was brought up, his dad would walk out of the room.

02:37:28.000 Oh, Jesus.

02:37:28.000 But he stormed the beaches in Normandy and...

02:37:34.000 I don't know.

02:37:34.000 I don't know if I have the thing in me to get off the boat.

02:37:39.000 I think I'm a bitch.

02:37:40.000 I think I'd be like, I'd lock down.

02:37:42.000 I'd be like, I'm not getting off.

02:37:42.000 Like, when you look at guys like, like, Jocko.

02:37:44.000 I think you had to get off that boat, buddy.

02:37:46.000 I don't think you got a choice.

02:37:48.000 And I think when your friends are running off that boat, you run off that boat too, and guys are getting gun down.

02:37:53.000 You just hope it's not you.

02:37:54.000 And you're probably just shit in your pants.

02:37:57.000 Shitting my pants.

02:37:57.000 And that one day, like, how many thousands of people died?

02:38:02.000 Thousands and thousands of people died.

02:38:04.000 Just bullets and guns going off everywhere.

02:38:07.000 Like, that's...

02:38:08.000 That fucking movie, the...

02:38:10.000 Saving Private Ryan.

02:38:11.000 Yes. Spielberg nailed that movie.

02:38:14.000 Yeah. That opening scene was so fucking horrific that you'd never seen a scene like that in a war movie that accurately depicts people getting torn apart right in front of you.

02:38:26.000 Oh. My dad found his dad's diary from the war.

02:38:30.000 Oh. And he photocopied it and sent me the photocopy.

02:38:34.000 My dad has the diary.

02:38:36.000 And it's funny because, you know, my memory is like jaded to how I find things interesting.

02:38:43.000 So sometimes it's not 100% accurate.

02:38:45.000 But if in there, there was a memory of like, they took one of these like Q boats, I think, or K boats across the fucking Atlantic over to England. 0.83

02:38:54.000 barely got had time to get off the boat, stayed in England for a second.

02:38:56.000 I think they, I want to say they stayed on the boat the boat the whole time and then took that same boat over to, or they probably took different boats, but took a boat over to Normandy.

02:39:04.000 My dad's, my grandfather's entry is something to the effect of We're going to this, we're storming this beach today.

02:39:11.000 Like, they didn't, I don't think he knew the, like, what, the levity or the seriousness of what was happening.

02:39:17.000 I think they were like, like, he just very casually mentioned it.

02:39:20.000 Oh, God.

02:39:21.000 And the only other thing I remember out of reading that diary was that he would.

02:39:26.000 He would get water in his helmet.

02:39:28.000 It was so cold.

02:39:29.000 He'd get water in his helmet to shave.

02:39:30.000 And by the time he went to shave, he had to break that it would freeze over with ice.

02:39:33.000 And he had to break it with his razor.

02:39:36.000 But to think that, I mean, just the amount of trauma that those guys went through and no one really cared about it.

02:39:41.000 They were like, just have a, have a fucking shot of scotch.

02:39:45.000 And that was the second time the world had gone to war.

02:39:49.000 The world had gone to war just a couple of decades earlier.

02:39:52.000 Dude, can I tell you what fucking makes me, like, makes me stop for a second?

02:39:57.000 When we were in Serbia, they have statues of Gabriel Pritzp everywhere.

02:40:02.000 He's the guy that shot Franz Ferdinand, the Archduke.

02:40:05.000 Oh, yeah.

02:40:06.000 They have statues of them everywhere.

02:40:07.000 He's a fucking national hero in Serbia because he technically created Yugoslavia.

02:40:13.000 I mean, people have, they wear shirts of Gabrielle Pritzp.

02:40:16.000 Wow. They have wallets.

02:40:17.000 So this guy, movie producer.

02:40:18.000 Who started World War War I?

02:40:20.000 He changed the world forever.

02:40:24.000 That one man is responsible for millions of deaths and so much suffering.

02:40:30.000 Isn't that crazy?

02:40:31.000 And they have statues of this dude.

02:40:32.000 Statues everywhere.

02:40:33.000 Dude, some guy, I got obsessed with it because I was like, I can't believe you guys, like, we consider that a terrorist in our country.

02:40:39.000 Oh, my God.

02:40:40.000 And this one guy gave me a...

02:40:41.000 That's so crazy.

02:40:43.000 They gave me a...

02:40:43.000 Look at that writing.

02:40:45.000 How cool is their writing.

02:40:46.000 Go back to that.

02:40:47.000 Look at the fucking writing at the bottom.

02:40:48.000 Look how cool that is.

02:40:49.000 Cavrielo Precip.

02:40:51.000 Can you read that?

02:40:52.000 Yeah. Really?

02:40:53.000 I think it's Russian.

02:40:54.000 It's acrylic or whatever it is.

02:40:56.000 Cyrillic. You can read that?

02:40:57.000 Yeah. For real, you can read Russian?

02:40:59.000 Yeah. I never told you the time I went to Russia?

02:41:01.000 You did, but I didn't know you could learn.

02:41:03.000 I didn't know you learned how to read it.

02:41:04.000 I thought it was really hard to read.

02:41:06.000 I just met this DJ, very big DJ, DJ Z. If I played you any of his songs, you've heard every one of them, right?

02:41:13.000 Okay. And we met him at, I was with Santino, we were at a tennis tournament.

02:41:17.000 And I said, wait, where's your accent from?

02:41:19.000 And he goes, oh, I'm Russian.

02:41:20.000 I said, good year.

02:41:21.000 And he goes, take to Zika, Zika.

02:41:23.000 I was like, con yes.

02:41:24.000 And we started talking to Russian back and forth.

02:41:26.000 How long did it take you to learn that?

02:41:28.000 As long as I was there.

02:41:28.000 I got pretty good towards the end.

02:41:30.000 How long were you there for?

02:41:31.000 Like a month and a half, three months.

02:41:32.000 That's it?

02:41:33.000 Yeah. That's incredible.

02:41:34.000 Do you have a hidden skill?

02:41:35.000 No, no.

02:41:36.000 The hidden ability to, like, learn languages?

02:41:38.000 No, I know.

02:41:39.000 I can speak Spanish.

02:41:40.000 I just told you the same...

02:41:42.000 The same Uber drivers picked me up six times in this town and he doesn't speak English.

02:41:46.000 How'd you learn to speak Spanish?

02:41:47.000 I was just growing up in Florida.

02:41:49.000 Really? Yeah.

02:41:50.000 You might have like a secret language ability.

02:41:52.000 No. Anyone that just heard me talk in Russian just knows that I barely can't sound good.

02:41:57.000 Yeah, but you could say, I took Italian in college.

02:42:00.000 I can't fucking speak Italian.

02:42:02.000 I took Spanish in high school.

02:42:04.000 I can't speak Spanish.

02:42:05.000 No. I can understand Russian a lot better than I can speak it.

02:42:08.000 Yeah, you might have, like, a hidden ability to learn languages.

02:42:11.000 And I can understand Spanish a lot better than I can speak it.

02:42:14.000 But, like, I was just in Spain.

02:42:15.000 I was just in Spain a week ago.

02:42:18.000 And apparently my Spanish, it sounds like, me need ice.

02:42:22.000 Me ice.

02:42:23.000 At least you could say something.

02:42:24.000 Yeah. You can communicate.

02:42:25.000 Something's popping off in Serbia right now.

02:42:28.000 Like, one of the largest protests ever is happening in Serbia right now.

02:42:32.000 For real?

02:42:34.000 300 plus thousand people in the streets.

02:42:35.000 Yeah. It's a complicated country, and I love Serbia.

02:42:39.000 I love Serbia.

02:42:40.000 I don't know what's going on.

02:42:41.000 I have no idea what this protest is about.

02:42:43.000 I just saw it in the news feed popped up.

02:42:45.000 Record-sized protest to Serbia.

02:42:47.000 Deaths over 15 people dying in a railway station collapse.

02:42:53.000 So what are they?

02:42:54.000 It's hundreds of thousands of people descendant on Serbia's capital to protest over the deaths.

02:42:58.000 Well, I'm not sure.

02:43:00.000 Huh. So was it like some corruption or something, like some shitty construction?

02:43:06.000 Like, what happened?

02:43:07.000 We quote, we just want a country that works, law student says.

02:43:11.000 Wow. It's hundreds of thousands of people in the streets because a rail station collapsed.

02:43:16.000 That's what it says on BBC.

02:43:18.000 I'm looking to see if it makes more insight.

02:43:21.000 They don't take any shit over there.

02:43:23.000 Dude. Figure it out, bitch. 1.00

02:43:25.000 We're getting the street.

02:43:26.000 It's fascinating.

02:43:27.000 I mean, listen, I understand if you're serving and you're listening, you may disagree with what I'm about to say.

02:43:32.000 I'm just going to say it.

02:43:33.000 They fucking hate Albanians. 1.00

02:43:35.000 Oh, no.

02:43:37.000 They make Albanian jokes, like crazy, right? 1.00

02:43:40.000 So one day we're on the set, and I said one of the guys, I go, hey man, like, I'm not like a woke dude.

02:43:45.000 It's a funny joke.

02:43:47.000 But, like, what if there's an Albanian here that, like, heard that, wouldn't it hurt their feelings?

02:43:52.000 And he goes, oh, he'd know to be smart enough to keep his fucking mouth shut.

02:43:56.000 And I went, all right, never mind.

02:43:58.000 The only Albanian they like is Duolipa.

02:44:01.000 They love Duolipa.

02:44:04.000 I know I'm generalizing, and I know there's Serbians that are like, we don't hate them all, but they all know how to play basketball.

02:44:09.000 They're all tough as fucking shit.

02:44:11.000 Every dude's a fucking man.

02:44:13.000 You don't meet one dude that you don't think is a cage fighter.

02:44:15.000 Bro, these war-torn countries are not playing games.

02:44:18.000 Bro? They breed different humans.

02:44:20.000 Oh. And that's when those guys come over to the UFC, they're different humans.

02:44:25.000 They had a...

02:44:27.000 Now, mind you, I got to guess the Serbians that I was hanging out with, and one of them was my driver.

02:44:32.000 But, like, they had a chant for their president, for the...

02:44:36.000 Like, when they'd hit the president, they would chant out the other guy, and it was like...

02:44:40.000 Isvinici, he's a faggot. 1.00

02:44:42.000 Jesus Christ.

02:44:43.000 It's like such a fucking, I just, I don't know, man, there's something, there's something really interesting about that freedom that they had there that they just talked openly.

02:44:54.000 And like, they take a cigarette break and like the girls would sit down and cuddle up next to a dude that they weren't dating, they'd just touchy like that.

02:45:01.000 Like they don't have like, there's no like intimacy counselor on set.

02:45:05.000 They were just, I remember watching one of the girls.

02:45:08.000 sit and have a cigarette with one of the dudes and they were like just culling against the wall and I was like are they dating and they're like no they're just friends look at that shit that's Serbian basketball baby bro that's war that's war How long before these guys take over basketball? 0.91

02:45:29.000 Oh, buddy.

02:45:31.000 Give them another year.

02:45:32.000 They kind of half.

02:45:33.000 Yeah, they're taking over MMA.

02:45:34.000 They're taking over boxing.

02:45:35.000 Luca Donchitz and yogic.

02:45:38.000 Dude, everyone plays basketball.

02:45:39.000 The girls play basketball there.

02:45:41.000 Jesus Christ.

02:45:42.000 No one jogs.

02:45:44.000 I was the only one jogging.

02:45:45.000 Every morning.

02:45:47.000 Every morning I jogged by myself.

02:45:50.000 They're fucking farmers carrying weights around.

02:45:52.000 They're fucking, those men are beasts.

02:45:55.000 I'd go to the mall as like the nicest place to go.

02:45:58.000 That is the most terrifying basketball game I've ever seen in my life.

02:46:02.000 Imagine like showing an American basketball crowd what they do in Serbia. 0.98

02:46:06.000 You'd be like, oh no, they're coming.

02:46:08.000 Wouldn't it be great to watch a Serbian team play like one of those inner city teams?

02:46:13.000 Look at this.

02:46:14.000 Give me some volume.

02:46:15.000 Yeah.

02:46:25.000 Look at that.

02:46:31.000 Holy shit!

02:46:34.000 That kind of, that's like fight night intensity.

02:46:36.000 That's, that's Texas fucking high school football.

02:46:39.000 Right, right, right.

02:46:39.000 We used to play, we used to play a black team growing up because I was like Booker T. Washington.

02:46:44.000 And you would, uh, you would, they would come in, we'd play basketball and the visiting stands would be packed.

02:46:50.000 I can't remember the exact name of the team, but they'd be packed.

02:46:53.000 And their thing was, boom, we thump.

02:46:55.000 Boom, boom, we thump.

02:46:56.000 And the whole fucking crowd and we were like just a bunch of white kids.

02:46:59.000 We had no chance.

02:47:01.000 We had no chance.

02:47:02.000 Yeah. I've got spirit.

02:47:03.000 Yes, I do.

02:47:04.000 I've got spirit.

02:47:04.000 How about you?

02:47:05.000 And they'd be like, suck out dicks.

02:47:08.000 But that energy, that high school black inner city energy with some HBCU cheerleaders.

02:47:13.000 You ever seen the HBCU cheerleaders?

02:47:15.000 Yes, I have.

02:47:15.000 They're my fucking favorite.

02:47:17.000 Versus a Serbian, just fucking no deodorant, just... 1.00

02:47:23.000 God, man, I miss Serbia.

02:47:26.000 When those folks start entering into other sports, when people from, like, hard environments start entering sports, like the scariest guy in the UFC, or one of the scariest, is from Chechnya. 0.99

02:47:38.000 Chechnya. Yeah.

02:47:40.000 That's war-torn.

02:47:41.000 Dude, this guy is a fucking... 1.00

02:47:45.000 Hamzat Shamaev.

02:47:46.000 He is a fucking animal.

02:47:49.000 Have you ever seen that guy fight?

02:47:50.000 Hamza... No.

02:47:51.000 Hamzaa Chimayev.

02:47:51.000 Pull up Hamzad Chimayev versus Kevin Holland.

02:47:55.000 So Hamzat Chimayev is the number one contender in the UFC's middleweight division.

02:48:01.000 He's a fucking fucking monster.

02:48:03.000 And he's so aggressive, like relentlessly aggressive.

02:48:07.000 He's known to get in fights like backstage and just an animal.

02:48:11.000 And like in post-fight energy, he's like, I fucking kill them all.

02:48:15.000 I killed him all.

02:48:16.000 Wait, did I just watch him drop weight today?

02:48:18.000 Oh, you might have.

02:48:20.000 They shaved his head to drop weight?

02:48:21.000 No, I don't think so.

02:48:22.000 Maybe. I don't think so.

02:48:24.000 But he just run, go right from the beginning, because this is the beginning of the fight.

02:48:30.000 Watch how he storms at him.

02:48:35.000 Wow. Bro.

02:48:38.000 The amount of fucking grappling power you have to have to rag doll Kevin Holland like this is insane. 0.96

02:48:46.000 Kevin Holland is a Brazilian jih Tjitsu black belt under Travis Luter.

02:48:50.000 I mean, he's a legit grapple.

02:48:52.000 That's why he's surviving and he scrambles is because he's a legit black belt. 0.97

02:48:55.000 What's he's saying to him?

02:48:56.000 They're talking shit.

02:48:57.000 Kevin likes to talk shit.

02:48:59.000 Where's a lip reader when you need one?

02:49:01.000 I think Kevin's probably like, come on, man.

02:49:02.000 I thought we were going to stand up.

02:49:04.000 Why don't we fight?

02:49:04.000 Why don't we fight in the feet?

02:49:06.000 He's probably trying to goad him into doing something stupid.

02:49:08.000 Yeah. Kevin talks shit while you're hitting him.

02:49:14.000 I mean, this is crazy grappling ability.

02:49:17.000 The way he rotates with him, and here it is.

02:49:19.000 Here's the dars.

02:49:20.000 So he sinks up the choke and slides through.

02:49:23.000 Watch his right hand.

02:49:23.000 His right hand's going to reach forward and grab a hold of his bicep.

02:49:27.000 This is when he's sent to see it slides down?

02:49:29.000 Yeah. When the right hand, right now it's still open, but when the right, now it clamps.

02:49:34.000 Now it's on the bicep.

02:49:35.000 Oh, wow.

02:49:35.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:49:36.000 That's the choke. 1.00

02:49:37.000 The choke's fully locked in now, and Kevin's fuck.

02:49:39.000 God damn.

02:49:40.000 He's totally fucked, and he eventually taps.

02:49:43.000 But, I mean, to tap a guy like Kevin Holland and not just tap him, but just he has no chance at any moment in the fight.

02:49:51.000 It's just total grappling dominance.

02:49:53.000 Look at that.

02:49:56.000 He's a monster.

02:49:57.000 Just a fucking monster.

02:49:58.000 And, like, the most aggressive guy in the fucking sport.

02:50:02.000 Like, right away charges.

02:50:04.000 And this is it.

02:50:04.000 This is the end.

02:50:05.000 Once he taps him.

02:50:06.000 Oh, my God.

02:50:07.000 Once he gets that leg over the top of the body, so he isolates the body and constricts deeper into the choke.

02:50:12.000 He's stunned.

02:50:13.000 Unbelievable. I got choked out by my daughter, Ila.

02:50:16.000 Oh, no.

02:50:17.000 Yeah. We were on vacation.

02:50:18.000 Were you trying not to get choked out?

02:50:20.000 No. She's a girl, so I thought...

02:50:22.000 She's talking shit.

02:50:23.000 Eddie Bravo's got her private jujitsu lessons.

02:50:27.000 So she's been taking jujitsu in our fucking gym. 1.00

02:50:30.000 And she's, you know, she's dyslexic. 0.60

02:50:31.000 So she can never tell you the right move she's about to do.

02:50:35.000 And we're on vacation.

02:50:37.000 And she goes, she goes, it'll be easy.

02:50:40.000 You can slow down there, big guy.

02:50:41.000 I'll choke you out. 1.00

02:50:41.000 And I was like, oh, you're going to choke me out? 1.00

02:50:43.000 She goes, it's easier to choke out big guys.

02:50:46.000 And I went.

02:50:47.000 Really? She goes, I find it easier.

02:50:49.000 And I was like, okay.

02:50:50.000 I was like, try to choke me out.

02:50:52.000 Joe, this little needle arm went around my neck.

02:50:55.000 And I swear to God, what was she like, 15 at the time?

02:50:58.000 I just went, oh, I tapped.

02:51:00.000 She was like, yeah, that's what I thought.

02:51:01.000 I was like, my daughter.

02:51:02.000 That's what I thought, she said.

02:51:03.000 That's what I thought.

02:51:05.000 Dude. Disrespect. 0.85

02:51:08.000 She met Eddie Bravo.

02:51:09.000 She met Eddie Bravo at our house one night.

02:51:11.000 And, you know, Eddie, me, Sam Tripoli.

02:51:13.000 Eddie and I are lit, right?

02:51:15.000 And we're in the kitchen.

02:51:16.000 We've just done like a podcast.

02:51:18.000 And Ila comes in.

02:51:20.000 She's like, who's this guy?

02:51:21.000 And I go, this is Eddie Bravo.

02:51:22.000 She goes, okay.

02:51:24.000 And I was like, he teaches jujitsu.

02:51:26.000 She goes, I want to learn jujitsu.

02:51:27.000 And Eddie goes, really?

02:51:29.000 And she goes, yeah, a little bit of that.

02:51:30.000 Hiya! And Eddie goes, that's not jujitsu.

02:51:34.000 She goes, whatever it is, I want to learn it.

02:51:35.000 So he goes, all right, I'll set you up.

02:51:37.000 And he got her this lady that came over to the house like three times a week. 1.00

02:51:40.000 Oh, wow.

02:51:41.000 That's amazing.

02:51:41.000 Got Matt in the back, and Ila loved it.

02:51:44.000 I loved it.

02:51:44.000 Except she'd turn the nest cam around so we couldn't watch her jiu-jitsu lessons.

02:51:49.000 Oh, that's funny.

02:51:49.000 She was like, I don't want to watch you.

02:51:50.000 I don't want you to watch what I do.

02:51:52.000 I just want to learn it.

02:51:54.000 That's cool.

02:51:55.000 Yeah, it was really cool.

02:51:55.000 It's a very good thing for women to learn because Jiu-Jitsu allows you to defend yourself in a way that very few martial arts really do.

02:52:03.000 Because you don't have to rely on the size of your hands hitting people and kicking people.

02:52:07.000 It's too hard.

02:52:08.000 It's too hard to knock out a man.

02:52:10.000 Like if you have small hands, if you're a woman, it's just like you can't generate enough force for the most part unless you're like an unusually strong woman. 0.99

02:52:18.000 Some women like, you know... 1.00

02:52:20.000 You know, like, there's a few, you know, like, Holly Holm.

02:52:23.000 Like, you don't want Hollyholm punching you in the face.

02:52:25.000 Amanda Nunes will knock you out cold, 100%, even if you're a dude. 1.00

02:52:29.000 But most women, they just don't have the power in their hands. 1.00

02:52:32.000 But everyone has the power to carry your body around, right?

02:52:35.000 So your legs are really strong.

02:52:36.000 If a woman gets her fucking legs locked around your neck and gets a triangle on you, you're fucked. 1.00

02:52:41.000 Dude. If she knows how to do jujitsu, like, your legs are carrying, if you weigh 130 pounds in your woman, your legs are carrying 130 pounds all day long. 1.00

02:52:49.000 And they don't get tired.

02:52:50.000 And they're strong.

02:52:51.000 Yeah. So all you do is like, whoop, lock that bitch in behind the knee, crack. 1.00

02:52:56.000 And pull on the head and you're going to sleep.

02:52:58.000 Dude, you're going to sleep, dog.

02:53:00.000 She could have put me to sleep.

02:53:01.000 I bet she could have.

02:53:02.000 I've been fucking humiliating.

02:53:04.000 There was a show that they used to have on Showtime with this dude who was, he was a porn star and he had a show on Showtime.

02:53:12.000 And he had like a reality show.

02:53:15.000 And in one of the episodes, he was going to do Jiu-Jitsu with a woman.

02:53:20.000 And so my friend Felicia, Felicia, who's a black belt under John Jacques Machado, she's a legit beast. 1.00

02:53:27.000 And, you know, she weighs 130 pounds, maybe, maybe 135, maybe.

02:53:30.000 And... She choked the fuck out of this dude, like multiple times. 1.00

02:53:37.000 I don't even think she was a black belt at the time.

02:53:39.000 She was probably a brown belt. 0.99

02:53:41.000 Maybe she was a black belt already? 0.98

02:53:43.000 She was a black belt before me.

02:53:44.000 But I used to train with her all the time.

02:53:46.000 She's really, really good.

02:53:49.000 And a dude who didn't know what he's doing, he's going night night.

02:53:51.000 Amazing how many dudes don't know what they're doing.

02:53:54.000 Most people don't.

02:53:55.000 Most people.

02:53:55.000 It's too hard to learn.

02:53:57.000 And you got to get humiliated when you do learn.

02:53:59.000 You know, you get fucking humiliated.

02:54:02.000 It's a brutal wake-up call when you get strangled.

02:54:05.000 Like, and how easy it is for people to do it to you.

02:54:08.000 You're so vulnerable when you're unconscious.

02:54:10.000 Oh. Well, you're just so vulnerable when you do jiu-jitsu against someone who's good at it.

02:54:14.000 I remember the first time I realized I was a white belt and I had rolled with this kid.

02:54:17.000 It was a purple belt and he was my size and he just mauled me.

02:54:21.000 And I remember thinking, this is crazy.

02:54:23.000 Like, I can't believe I'm totally helpless.

02:54:26.000 Like, I thought I had this delusional idea.

02:54:28.000 Like, I know how to fight.

02:54:28.000 I'll fucking figure this out.

02:54:30.000 This ain't that big a deal.

02:54:31.000 It's not that much different from Taekwondo or kickboxing.

02:54:33.000 Like, delusional.

02:54:36.000 I got strangled over and over again by everybody.

02:54:39.000 But this one guy in particular, he just was murdering me.

02:54:41.000 And I remember thinking, I got to learn this.

02:54:45.000 Like, this is, like, really important to know.

02:54:47.000 Like, I didn't know how was that vulnerable.

02:54:48.000 Have you gotten choked unconscious?

02:54:50.000 No, never unconscious.

02:54:51.000 I always tap.

02:54:51.000 Oh, it's terrifying.

02:54:53.000 It's terrifying.

02:54:53.000 It's terrifying because you get that moment where you're, like, I definitely sparked out a couple of times where I could see the door was closing.

02:55:04.000 You have to tap, you have a second left before you go out, before you tap.

02:55:08.000 And when someone's got like a really good rear naked choke, once it's locked in and they start to clamp down the pad, like you gotta fucking tap.

02:55:16.000 You gotta tap.

02:55:17.000 Especially in training, like it's stupid to not tap because you could really get hurt, especially if you get caught in an arm bar or worse is like a heel hook or a knee bar.

02:55:25.000 Like you've got to tap immediately.

02:55:27.000 You can't take a chance with ripping your joint apart.

02:55:30.000 It's not worth it.

02:55:32.000 Fuck that.

02:55:33.000 And I had a lot of injuries from not tapping in time.

02:55:35.000 I had a bad Camorra injury on my elbow.

02:55:38.000 My friend Brent caught me to Camora and I couldn't believe that he got it.

02:55:42.000 I was like, because I usually get him.

02:55:44.000 I was like, I am going to get him.

02:55:45.000 And then he got me.

02:55:46.000 I'm like, oh my God, he got me.

02:55:47.000 This motherfucker got me.

02:55:48.000 And I didn't want to tap.

02:55:49.000 And I was trying to work my way out of it and work my out of it.

02:55:51.000 And eventually I had a tap and I was like, oh, I fucked my elbow up.

02:55:54.000 And I couldn't do chin-ups for like three months.

02:55:57.000 Really? It was brutal.

02:55:58.000 It was horrible.

02:55:59.000 Every time I do a chin-up, I was agony in my left elbow.

02:56:01.000 Do you still roll?

02:56:02.000 No. Is that because you're back?

02:56:04.000 No, I want to again, but just like my...

02:56:07.000 I've had a few aggravating injuries.

02:56:09.000 I had some sciatica a while back, like a real stiffness of the back.

02:56:12.000 But you know what's really changed that a lot is stretching.

02:56:16.000 I've spent like an hour and a half every night just stretching.

02:56:20.000 Really? Yeah, it's loosened everything up.

02:56:23.000 And I realize like, sometimes I go too hard and I don't give myself enough recovery.

02:56:30.000 You know, I just push a little too far.

02:56:31.000 And then I ignore, like I had this back thing that was bothering me from archery.

02:56:36.000 And I just ignored it.

02:56:38.000 And it was just a muscle thing, so I wasn't worried about it.

02:56:40.000 Wait, where is it like right in the center of your back over the right?

02:56:43.000 No, no, my right on the side.

02:56:46.000 It's on the side by the hips.

02:56:48.000 So I know, lower, lower.

02:56:49.000 Right, so I know it's not worrying me like a spine thing.

02:56:52.000 Spine things worry me.

02:56:53.000 Yeah. But this was inflamed and I just kept shooting the bow.

02:56:57.000 I just was like, shut up pussy. 1.00

02:56:59.000 And I just, I pushed it to the point where it got kind of chronic.

02:57:02.000 And it bothered me for a while.

02:57:04.000 It's much, much better now.

02:57:06.000 But I'm being real careful to get it to 100% before I think about doing anything.

02:57:11.000 Like right now, I can kick the bag again.

02:57:12.000 I can do pretty much everything again.

02:57:15.000 But it's one of those things where I'm still getting better.

02:57:18.000 Sweet. When you say stretching, because like I, after we did the, I did so much working out, I had a masseuse come in and, like, kind of test my flexibility.

02:57:27.000 So I had some problems in my forearm.

02:57:30.000 And my shoulder can't go, like, I can't get it past this.

02:57:34.000 And, like, this one goes way back.

02:57:36.000 Do you have an injury?

02:57:37.000 I don't know.

02:57:37.000 I have no fucking idea.

02:57:38.000 I think it's no recovery and no stretching.

02:57:42.000 Well, benching's rough on the elbows, or the shoulders rather.

02:57:45.000 Benching can get rough, especially if you bench heavy.

02:57:47.000 Especially when you watch, have you seen the dudes snap a fucking...

02:57:50.000 Oh, yeah, I have seen that.

02:57:51.000 Yeah. That's all I was thinking about.

02:57:54.000 It pops off and then you're fucked. 0.98

02:57:55.000 You know Cody Rhodes?

02:57:57.000 No. Cody Rhodes is the WWE champion?

02:58:00.000 He's a Dusty Road son.

02:58:01.000 Oh, okay.

02:58:02.000 Yeah. I fucking tell him I'm doing the bench press competition.

02:58:06.000 And he goes, oh, I tore my peck at 315.

02:58:08.000 And I was like, that's the fucking bet.

02:58:10.000 And he was like, oh, you don't even see it coming.

02:58:12.000 Look at his peck.

02:58:13.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.

02:58:15.000 He goes, it felt like Velcro.

02:58:16.000 He just heard.

02:58:17.000 And he wrestled even though his peck was torn?

02:58:19.000 He wrestled with a torn peck.

02:58:22.000 What a fucking animal.

02:58:23.000 He is a beast.

02:58:25.000 Jesus Christ, that's crazy.

02:58:27.000 Yeah, he did, we did Go Big Show together.

02:58:29.000 His dad was the best.

02:58:31.000 Hell in a cell with a torn peck.

02:58:34.000 These guys are animals.

02:58:35.000 Well, you know, it's when you're young.

02:58:37.000 Well, it's also like wrestling.

02:58:38.000 It's like the culture.

02:58:39.000 The pro wrestling culture, the culture is like you're going to get battered.

02:58:42.000 Like, we're battering each other.

02:58:43.000 It's just what it is.

02:58:43.000 More so in the past.

02:58:44.000 Those guys really got fucked up.

02:58:46.000 Oh, dude.

02:58:47.000 You know, I've had a bunch of those guys in here.

02:58:49.000 They tell me the stories, you know, Hulk Hogan and fucking Jake the Snake.

02:58:54.000 Like, all these guys are animals.

02:58:57.000 Undertaker. And they all drank six packs after the show.

02:59:00.000 Everyone was snorting coke.

02:59:01.000 They were going from town to town, beating the fuck out of each other.

02:59:05.000 How much better do you think anabolic steroids are than testosterone?

02:59:12.000 For as far as like putting weight on and mass, way better.

02:59:15.000 Is it so much more noticeable?

02:59:16.000 Oh, yeah.

02:59:17.000 It's completely changing.

02:59:18.000 Have you ever done an anabolic steroid?

02:59:20.000 Nothing serious.

02:59:21.000 I've never done anything serious.

02:59:22.000 I tried anavar once and I've done like some minor stuff.

02:59:26.000 There was some stuff that I got that used to be able to buy at the store.

02:59:30.000 Used to be able to buy it from GNC, like a vitamin store.

02:59:34.000 And they eventually pulled it off the market.

02:59:36.000 I forget what it was called.

02:59:37.000 I forget what it's called, but it was pills and holy shit did this work.

02:59:41.000 It was like legit steroids that you could buy at GNC.

02:59:45.000 When I was in college, you could buy GHB at GNC.

02:59:48.000 That's crazy.

02:59:49.000 Yeah, because you would take a little cap full before you went to sleep and it would burn fat while you slept.

02:59:54.000 Well, apparently, I was reading about this conspiracy about GHB and about how safe GHB is in small doses and how good it is for you with sleep and recovery.

03:00:06.000 But the problem is people would dump it in people's drinks.

03:00:09.000 And then it was like a date rape drug.

03:00:11.000 Yeah. Because you just get, if you have a lot of it, you're out of it.

03:00:14.000 You don't know what the fuck is going on.

03:00:16.000 And so then it became the date rape drug and then it just got pulled from the market or at least very difficult to get.

03:00:22.000 But yeah, I remember during those days when it was out, like bodybuilders would always talk about it.

03:00:28.000 They were all taking GHB before they go to sleep.

03:00:31.000 And it like has some, like Google what the conspiracy is about GHB, but it has some profound effects on recovery, like puts you in deep sleep.

03:00:40.000 And apparently at the right doses, it's very safe.

03:00:44.000 Really? Yeah.

03:00:45.000 This doctor was explaining what had led to it being demonized and like, but what the actual benefits of GHB are.

03:00:54.000 Yeah, I remember taking it in college.

03:00:57.000 You took it?

03:00:57.000 Well, to party.

03:00:59.000 We took it.

03:01:00.000 First time I ever took it was on a rock in Greece in the middle of the ocean.

03:01:04.000 A rock in the middle of the ocean.

03:01:05.000 You're the problem.

03:01:07.000 People like you.

03:01:08.000 It's funny shit.

03:01:09.000 What's you for you?

03:01:10.000 Guys like, he's like, hey, Mike, want a little liquid ecstasy?

03:01:13.000 And I was like, sure.

03:01:15.000 Liquid ecstasy.

03:01:15.000 That's what he called it.

03:01:17.000 And I found out later it was GHB.

03:01:19.000 But he had like a little dropper, cap full.

03:01:21.000 We all took a sip.

03:01:23.000 All of a sudden, you start blowing up a little bit.

03:01:25.000 Used to do that, and there were like these other, these store pills that you'd get.

03:01:29.000 You took enough of those, you'd fucking feel it.

03:01:31.000 Do you remember they used to sell salvia?

03:01:33.000 They used to sell salvia in, like, a head shop.

03:01:37.000 Or they would sell bongs.

03:01:39.000 Salvia was like a super potent psychedelic.

03:01:42.000 Oh, I still have nightmares of Ari's salvia trip. 0.88

03:01:45.000 Oh, my God.

03:01:46.000 We played it on the podcast for him and he explained it to us that he had a whole life under the sea.

03:01:51.000 He had a whole relationship under the...

03:01:52.000 I think he went to another dimension.

03:01:54.000 That's what I think.

03:01:56.000 He said he was there for months.

03:01:57.000 I had a whole life.

03:01:59.000 GHP's mechanism of action has not been elucidated.

03:02:03.000 It crosses the blood-brain barrier where it interferes with dopamine levels in a complex, dose-dependent way.

03:02:08.000 GHP's relief of the symptoms of narcolepsy is believed to be mediated via these dopamagenic...

03:02:18.000 dopaminergic effects.

03:02:20.000 GHB facilitates deep, slow wave sleep during which growth hormone release naturally increases.

03:02:26.000 Wow. This may explain why higher levels of growth hormone have been detected after GHB administration.

03:02:32.000 Yeah, that's why the bodybuilders would take it.

03:02:36.000 There's a lot.

03:02:37.000 Well, this is Derek from More Plates, More Dates was on the podcast, and who's explaining how making steroids illegal when they did that, they've stopped all the research and development that could have made those things very safe.

03:02:52.000 So because they stopped doing any studies on them and they made them a banned substance, then everyone's just reliant upon the ones that are already in existence and no new ones have been developed.

03:03:05.000 So all the steroids that people are taking are all steroids that have been developed a long, long time ago.

03:03:10.000 And he said it stifled the innovation and the ability to make better, safer ones.

03:03:16.000 The problem is the idea of cheating in athletics, right?

03:03:19.000 And it is a real problem.

03:03:21.000 You know, if someone is taking steroids, they have an advantage over people who don't take steroids.

03:03:25.000 But if they could figure out a way to make them safe or they didn't completely fuck up your endocrine system, there should be an argument where if it makes you perform better but doesn't have a detrimental effect on you, then athletes should take it.

03:03:38.000 Yes. But people don't like that idea because they don't want someone to have some massive advantage in any sort of a sport.

03:03:46.000 It also goes into like society, the demonizing of anyone on a semi-glutide.

03:03:51.000 Yeah. I mean, people go, I mean, people get shit on.

03:03:54.000 Like, I joke that Tom's on, uh, what's it?

03:03:58.000 O-Zampic all the time. 1.00

03:03:59.000 I think he is, but whatever.

03:04:01.000 Do you think he is?

03:04:02.000 Oh, fuck yeah.

03:04:02.000 Really? When did Tom, when, when have we ever known Tom to put in the hard work to lose the weight?

03:04:06.000 But he's been really disciplined.

03:04:07.000 Uh, well, where is he going?

03:04:08.000 You really?

03:04:09.000 No, I'm joking.

03:04:09.000 No, you're fucking around.

03:04:10.000 I'm fucking around a little bit.

03:04:11.000 A little bit, but not really.

03:04:12.000 Not really.

03:04:13.000 You might think he would do it not tell you.

03:04:15.000 I don't know.

03:04:16.000 His wife was on it.

03:04:16.000 Interesting. Interesting.

03:04:18.000 She got sick on it.

03:04:19.000 So did Brian Simpson.

03:04:20.000 Brian Simpson got real sick.

03:04:21.000 So did Bobby Lee.

03:04:22.000 Do you see Bobby Lee threw up on a video?

03:04:24.000 It's fucking hysterical.

03:04:26.000 Yeah, folks, just carnivore diet.

03:04:28.000 Carnivore diet.

03:04:29.000 Eat meat and eggs and you'll lose weight.

03:04:31.000 I guarantee you you will.

03:04:32.000 You feel great, too.

03:04:33.000 But it is crazy how people, this is when he was on his epic and they were trying to shoot a promo.

03:04:38.000 And he kept going Santino, I don't feel good.

03:04:39.000 And he's like, shut up, Bobby.

03:04:40.000 Let's just get it.

03:04:41.000 So does he actually puke?

03:04:42.000 Oh, Oh, boy!

03:04:45.000 Oh, my God.

03:04:50.000 No, I'm gagging.

03:04:53.000 All right, Burke Crush.

03:04:53.000 Let's wrap this pitch up.

03:04:54.000 Joe. I love you to death.

03:04:55.000 You're the best.

03:04:56.000 I love you to death, man.

03:04:57.000 Looking forward to hanging out with you while you're here.

03:04:59.000 Permission to party world tour starts October 18th.

03:05:01.000 I'm in Vegas.

03:05:01.000 Let's go.

03:05:02.000 Let's go.

03:05:03.000 Lucky. I'm available right now.

03:05:05.000 Streaming right now.

03:05:05.000 I'm a Netflix.

03:05:06.000 I hope you guys.

03:05:06.000 I hope you to death.

03:05:07.000 I hope you guys.

03:05:08.000 I hope you to death.

03:05:10.000 I hope you guys.

03:05:11.000 Bye. Bye, everybody.

03:05:12.000 Nice. Yeah, I really stepped up a bit.

03:05:13.000 I really stepped.

03:05:14.000 I like it.

03:05:14.000 I like the look.

03:05:15.000 All right, brother.

03:05:16.000 I love you to death.

03:05:16.000 Thank you.

03:05:17.000 Bye. Bye.

The Joe Rogan Experience - March 18, 2025

Joe Rogan Experience #2291 - Bert Kreischer

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