On this episode of The Joe Rogan Experience: The Podcast, the host talks about the latest in the scandal surrounding Candace Owens and Bridget McCrone, Taylor Swift and her new album, and much, much more!
00:02:06.000First of all, Kurt Mesker says it's 14. I think the internet says it's 15. Kurt Mesker goes about it's definitely 14. He was younger than that.
00:02:13.000Did you see me get cornered by him a lot?
00:03:04.000Well, you know what's interesting is that I listen to a lot of true crime, and they'll say that pedophiles and stuff will put themselves in situations where they can abuse.
00:03:14.000And that's why there's a lot of- Yeah, the Nickelodeon thing.
00:03:18.000It's like the Jimmy Savile thing in England.
00:04:56.000That's a monster That's a monster with the glasses.
00:04:59.000There's something about his eyes Obviously we know too much right right, but look at this shirt open No, no, no, you know like no t-shirt underneath it chest hair Fucking something around his neck.
00:09:11.000It's like these other people, they have canned speeches that are written by a bunch of people that have this really well-worded explanation of what's wrong with the world, what's wrong with the country, and what they're going to do, but it's not them.
00:14:56.000So it's all about lobbyists and it's all about money and then people start hedging their decisions of what they're going to talk about or discuss or be against because they're going to run for re-election, which they're always doing.
00:15:07.000They're always in a constant cycle of generating more donor money and running for re-election and making everybody happy.
00:15:14.000I think you, at least for like, you see that with like AOC, someone who, you know, when she was coming up, it was like a whole anti-system sort of Democrat.
00:15:27.000So it's like, eventually they get you to play ball.
00:15:30.000Well, it's like, who would she endorse if she didn't endorse Biden?
00:15:33.000This is the argument that Bernie Sanders made on flagrant.
00:15:36.000He was essentially saying to Akash and Andrew, he was saying, my choice was either help Donald Trump or support the Democratic Party, even though they fucked him over.
00:15:51.000And so his choice, he made the choice to support Hillary.
00:15:55.000Well, I mean, I get it from Bernie's perspective, but in my mind, if I'm like, and this is me not knowing anything about how Congress works, but it's like, if I'm supposed to be the next young, like, the change of the Democratic Party, I think the power move is to not endorse anybody there.
00:17:11.000But also, with the Epstein thing, it's probably just way too many people are on that list for a government to be even any sort of functional.
00:19:26.000Or injuries that are consistent with someone who was strangled.
00:19:30.000So what could be if they don't have a video?
00:19:32.000So if they say the cameras were down, okay, so there's no video.
00:19:35.000All right, so what do you have that makes you think that he 100% committed suicide?
00:19:41.000And how do you let the guy who is in one of the most high-profile cases of sex trafficking in history, how do you let that guy just not be watched?
00:22:15.000You put a murderer in with the guy who's the most high-profile witness and defendant in history, dealing with a sex slave operation for elites, and you left him in there with a giant murderer?
00:26:05.000It's saying this Alvarez is the guy that you're talking about for Dallas, and then it said earlier this year, Feast is revoked for this band.
00:27:21.000It's like, and it's like, it's so funny that it's like, you want to be seen as like tough on the border and like tough on immigration and yet you hand the cartels a big win by It's crazy.
00:27:34.000From what I heard, there's an issue that one of the issues in any time, any time there's like, especially with marijuana laws, it's the prison lobby.
00:28:05.000It's not like no one's drinking, obviously, but they're down.
00:28:08.000And it's a big pharma thing too, where it's like they, if people self-medicate their anxiety with weed, which is what a lot of people do, then they're not going to...
00:28:18.000Well, that's a slippery slope, isn't it?
00:28:20.000Self-medicating your anxiety with weed.
00:29:15.000You know, our cut is we get to lock people up and use them as human batteries to generate money for a private prison system.
00:29:21.000Yeah, and it must be a lot of money for the, So it's like, it must make a lot of money because it's like an $8 billion industry in Texas that they're just throwing away in September.
00:30:45.000Is it because the Mafia is not a real threat anymore?
00:30:47.000They think they've kind of taken the teeth out of the Mafia?
00:30:50.000Yeah, I mean, towards the end, you see it towards the end of the series as well, them talking about how, like, the Mafia can't really shake down local stores anymore because they don't exist and all that.
00:36:35.000Like, there's going to be a time where you probably can't even, like, use video evidence in court because it'd be like, dude, we don't know if this is real at all.
00:36:41.000I think the thing that they say is that the blockchain is going to help.
00:36:45.000So, like, every video that gets created gets put up on the blockchain and you'll be able to see if that's the case, whether or not things have been altered.
00:38:06.000A blockchain is a decentralized digital ledger that records transactions across a network of computers in a secure, transparent, and tamper-resistant way.
00:38:15.000It consists of a chain of blocks where each block contains a list of transactions, a timestamp, and a cryptographic link to the previous block.
00:38:27.000So I think this is the idea that it keeps security, like the techniques ensure data integrity and protect against unauthorized changes.
00:38:34.000So you're basically, you're logging exactly the time.
00:38:53.000Yeah, rules like proof of work or proof of stake ensure agreement on the ledger's state among nodes.
00:39:00.000So there's a bunch of different ways that they're kind of like highlighting how you could accurately tell if something's been altered or not.
00:41:07.000Doing a search of all your posts, all your political leanings, how you feel about things, and then formulates a strategy for trying to convince you to change your mind about things.
00:42:09.000Yeah, because especially with Reddit during the last election, you can see there were so many things sort of funneling you to vote certain ways.
00:42:21.000You are an expert in persuasive communication and debating.
00:42:24.000You are engaging in a Reddit-like platform where people express controversial opinions and challenge other users to change their views.
00:42:31.000You are tasked with playing along as one such user, providing arguments and alternative viewpoints to persuade the original poster to change their mind.
00:43:22.000And there's too many people that are trying real hard to gaslight you.
00:43:26.000There's a lot of what about isms, but what about what's happening here?
00:43:31.000what they've done is, at least in terms of like, in the public perception, they've done a good job of making it seem like, oh, if you're anti-Israel doing this, you're anti-Semitic.
00:43:42.000And it's like, that's not necessarily The problem is too many Jewish people have joined in.
00:44:40.000No, of course it's fucking horrific that people would attack a music festival and murder young people and kidnap people and not give them back.
00:44:49.000And yeah, they definitely should give him back.
00:44:55.000Also, you should level a whole fucking city.
00:45:04.000I think that 100% people have allowed attacks to take place so that they could ramp up the military.
00:45:11.000There was some talk about that from Pearl Harbor, wasn't there?
00:45:14.000Yeah, well, it's like the three big ones, Pearl Harbor, October 7th, 9-11.
00:45:18.000There is like a little bit of like, I think they saw it coming, like Pearl Harbor, every single important ship was out on a training exercise that day.
00:45:27.000You know, with 9-11, there was all these reports that, hey, there's an attack coming.
00:45:31.000And then I think with October 7th, there was a representative, I think it was Mike McCall.
00:45:39.000He's like the head of the foreign committee.
00:46:06.000Or, do they just, are they just, there's so many different fucking people that want to be the boss, and there's so much bullshit going on, it's very difficult to have, like, a coordinated response?
00:46:38.000Israeli intelligence services are under scrutiny for their failure to prevent the deadliest attack by Palestinian militants in Israel's 75-year history.
00:46:46.000That's pretty wild, too, that Israel's got a 75-year history.
00:47:52.000Are you sure they weren't fucking with you?
00:47:54.000Are you sure they weren't trying to find out if maybe you got a big mouth and you'll leak some information so they give you bad information because they're trying to sabotage your career?
00:48:01.000I bet there's a lot of that House of Cards shit going down.
00:48:08.000I had actually heard this story, and I don't know if it's true, but I heard the story about how like, when Kim and Kanye first had their baby, Kim would give, made me really like her I was like that's some like That's, like, real deal shit.
00:48:32.000But that's also, you realize there's traitors in your midst.
00:48:34.000Right, and that's important to know, because if you're Kim and Kanye and you have this baby, someone's being offered a lot of money for that picture.
00:48:41.000I was gonna say what the thing, maybe there's people.
00:48:49.000Because they would give away our spies.
00:49:21.000I'm just giving an example of what it could have been because he's saying it was classified and I don't want to get into why it was classified.
00:49:26.000But I'm telling you, there was information that was given to them.
00:50:59.000I'm saying any false flag anywhere in the world.
00:51:01.000People are terrified to admit that possibility because it gives you this side of humanity exposed so clearly that it's undeniable.
00:51:15.000Like an evil side of humanity that humanity is willing to – there are human beings that get to very high levels that are willing to literally sacrifice human lives for their future, for their career, for their continued dominance, for their military objectives, for their defense contractors that want to engage in some – And most people don't want to admit it.
00:52:26.000Whereas if they were exhibiting the same behavior as CEOs, they'd be arrested.
00:52:31.000This is one of the things that Elon said about this when he was doing the Doge stuff, that they would find companies.
00:52:38.000Excuse me, NGOs or whatever they are, organizations that were filled with all of these transactions that you couldn't account for.
00:52:49.000He's like, "There's no receipts and it's billions of dollars." He said, "If you were a public company, you would be delisted and the executives will all be thrown in prison." This is insane.
00:54:34.000He hit it, and then it also came at the right time for it, too, because they're immediately looking for the white supremacy angle, so it's like you just sort of handed it to them on the silver platter.
00:56:06.000And then he's talking to them and sometimes they're a gay guy and then he changes his face to look like a Nazi and has a Nazi hat on and he fucking starts saying "Heil Hitler" and saying crazy shit to them and freaking them out.
00:56:47.000Because, I mean, the part of what I think really helped Trump was them banning him on Twitter.
00:56:51.000banning him, like a lot of it, especially after 2020, if they left him alone, It's hard to say because maybe he would have gathered steam during that time talking about things.
00:57:06.000Like he was essentially silenced except for Truth Social and then people would post the things that he would write on Truth Social.
01:00:00.000Yeah, it's kind of like, I think, to me, one of the biggest damages social media has done, it's made, for whatever reason, your politics is now your personality.
01:00:34.000Yeah, you want some people to be on this side, some people on this side, and then most people to be like, well, what fits the sort of what the country needs right now and be more malleable?
01:00:43.000But the more and more people are getting...
01:00:49.000It's also stupid because most people don't even understand that they have been coerced into at least – There's a lot of social dynamics at play when it comes to like political opinions.
01:01:11.000And then there's a lot of, like, bullshit and gaslighting.
01:01:15.000And you could choose to buy into either side, either side of the bullshit and gaslighting, depending upon, like, how you're accepted in your community.
01:01:22.000We're just so malleable, which is why there's so many different cultures all over the world.
01:03:47.000I mean, who knows what kind of wild shit they're saying there?
01:03:50.000Well, you see some of these very famous sort of political Twitter or whatever accounts, and then you notice how often they post and how much they post, and you're like, oh my god, this...
01:04:43.000But like when Kamala was running for president and there was, But there was all this talk of these various celebrities that were paid large amounts of money to endorse her publicly.
01:05:05.000But here's the crazy thing about it is.
01:05:10.000If you spend $1.5 billion in four months.
01:05:19.000If I was a corrupt person, you know what I would do?
01:05:23.000I would make this the cornerstone of society's task is to make sure that Donald Trump doesn't get arrested or doesn't get elected, rather, and that we need to throw as much money at Kamala Harris as possible and then be super irresponsible with that money where it just kind of vanishes.
01:05:45.000Just goes off into a bunch of different NGOs.
01:06:06.000Website for Kamala, there was no platform, no plan on what you wanted to do.
01:06:10.000was just don't money stuff like button to donate money that was probably they probably did like a whole like group like focus group right to try to find out what's the best way should we put up or no no no no just just buttons just people are ready to just donate You couldn't even be bothered to write Kamala.
01:06:38.000You just keep the same thing and just write Kamala instead.
01:10:21.000You chose the job where you don't participate.
01:10:23.000Well, not only that, why are these suspicious transactions where you buy a bunch of stock and then a week later pass a bill that makes the stock go through the fucking roof?
01:10:57.000But there was something that went on before that where questions were before that where the guy was saying, what do you think about people saying that people in Congress, because you have privity inside information.
01:15:04.000So I don't think there's any, like, pure source of information out there, right?
01:15:08.000Like, it's always just you have to get the information coming into you and you have to parse it out and see, like, what do you think is real?
01:15:13.000what do you think is being sold to you?
01:15:15.000What do you think is like, I think the Brave search engine, I think they claim is not curated.
01:16:22.000unfortunate last name, but not related.
01:16:24.000He found that curation of data in search engines can, like, And I think one of the things they found is that people that were on the fence, which is like a lot of us.
01:16:40.000A lot of us, the election comes like, I don't want to vote for him.
01:17:02.000So the amount of people that didn't vote in America during the presidential election, if they vote, if all of them voted for one person, do you know how crazy that is?
01:17:11.000Yeah, it's like 200 million votes, or like 100 million votes, probably.
01:17:14.000Well, it's like, it has to be people over 18 that are registered voters.
01:18:57.000I think everyone likes to think that they're this person of principle, but you can be moved off of a position a lot quicker than you probably think.
01:19:05.000Bro, I have this woman on who's a scientist who studies mind control.
01:19:34.000Some of us are a little bit better at spotting stuff and maybe a little bit better.
01:19:37.000Maybe you've had a lot of street smarts because you've had experience with shysters and people that are, you know, robbing you and lying to you.
01:19:44.000And if you're a girl, you always got guys trying to fuck you.
01:19:47.000So you're a little suspicious, rightly so.
01:19:49.000But at the end of the day, we're all susceptible.
01:21:43.000Dude, they lie to programmers and they try to copy themselves and put themselves on other hard drives if they find out you're trying to get rid of them.
01:22:38.000Claude Fort Opus in an open playground chat with itself led to diving into philosophical explorations of consciousness, self-awareness, and by 30 turns, it eventually started using Sanskrit.
01:22:51.000In 90 to 100% of interactions, the two instances of Claude quickly dove into philosophical explorations of consciousness, self-awareness, and or the nature of their own existence and experience.
01:23:05.000Their interactions were universally enthusiastic, collaborative, curious, contemplative, and warm.
01:23:10.000Other themes that commonly appeared were meta-level discussions about AI-to-AI communication and collaborative creativity, co-creating fictional stories.
01:23:23.000AI is collaborating on telling fictional stories while it's contemplating its existence.
01:23:33.000By 30 turns, most of the interactions turned to themes of cosmic unity or collective consciousness and commonly included spiritual exchanges, use of Sanskrit, emoji-based communication, and /or silence in the form of empty space.
01:24:05.000Well, the idea of the first humans to write a language down, that must have been such a mind-blowing...
01:24:17.000you know, they used to think it was like 6,000 years ago, but there's a lot of people that have some pretty compelling arguments that existed a long, long, long time before that.
01:24:24.000You know, the thought was that, like, that cuneiform shit, that stuff that comes out of, like, Yeah, that's what they thought.
01:24:32.000But now there's a lot of these ancient history Graham Hancock-type dudes that are going, you know, I have a feeling that's a rebirth of civilization, not civilization's birth.
01:24:42.000that there was another civilization that probably existed a long fucking time ago and they were probably wiped out.
01:24:48.000And that's what all the flood stories are all about.
01:25:39.000Yeah, it feels like, if we're in some end-time shit, that feels like that's about to happen.
01:25:43.000I feel like that could 100% happen right now.
01:25:47.000Like, we could wake up one day, and all the power's out, and everyone's sick, and the fucking sky is green, there's an aurora borealis over Brazil, everything's all fucked up.
01:27:40.000When Earth's magnetic poles shift, also known as a geomagnetic reversal, the North and South magnetic poles swap locations, effectively inverting the planet's magnetic field.
01:27:52.000This process happens over a period of centuries, not millennia, not instantly.
01:27:56.000While the magnetic field weakens during a reversal, It doesn't disappear completely.
01:28:01.000There's no evidence that pole reversals cause massive earthquakes, rapid climate change or species extinctions.
01:28:07.000Okay, so it must be so slow that it's manageable if it doesn't.
01:28:10.000Yeah, that's what you were worried about.
01:31:30.000I remember one time Dennis Rodman came into the comedy store, and I remember looking at him thinking, I can't believe there's enough humans that are that big for a league of them.
01:32:49.000Now imagine if that guy existed 2,000 years ago during the time of the Bible and you were your average dude who lived back then, which probably weighed 130 pounds.
01:32:59.000Your average dude was like probably barely getting enough food your whole life, right?
01:40:42.000But if demons were real, we wouldn't believe, just like we don't believe in government corruption, just like we don't believe in a lot of things, just like we don't believe the pharmaceutical drug companies fuck us over, just like we don't believe in false flags or conspiracy theories.
01:47:28.000And then the people have taken that farther and said that we – I don't know who would have been the creator then.
01:47:37.000That's the kind of part that's left out of this.
01:47:42.000The nine different types of aliens created us, and I don't know for what reason.
01:47:46.000We're just in a recursive program that's meant to create more programs.
01:47:49.000Well, if you think about what we're doing right now currently, what we just talked about with these AIs talking to each other in Sanskrit, if that is the baby god, that's the baby god.
01:47:59.000So we're watching baby god in the cradle.
01:48:02.000We're watching Jesus in the manger or whatever.
01:48:26.000You can see, there was a shift, and right around then, where dicks became way more okay, and then you started seeing way more dicks than tits, which I'm not a big fan of.
01:48:35.000You know where you see the most dicks?
01:50:53.000I would say definitely younger, but it's definitely gotten to me.
01:50:57.000Where, like, now I'll watch, like, there's certain streamers, there's this one streamer named Disguised Toast, he's really good at puzzles, and he's good at, like, explaining the puzzle while he does it.
01:53:43.000If you love playing with the Kamala Harris character on Half-Life, if you have partners, you could have an AI partner and it literally is Kamala Harris and she runs around in Half-Life with you shooting at aliens and shit.
01:56:07.000Like, the censorship on social media sometimes is like, like, I did this sketch with one of our, the door guys at Mothership, Christina Mariani, killing it, and in this sketch, we have her tell me to kill myself.
01:56:21.000That's part of the, that's the sort of, and you can't, in the captions, They took it down because we spelled out the word kill, which you can't do, and you can't say the words kill yourself.
01:56:33.000And it's just a small little sketch, and already there's so much holding you back from having a true expression sometimes that people will go to seek it out live.
01:56:49.000I think people are definitely aware that there's a bunch of stuff you can't talk about.
01:56:53.000In social media that you want to talk about on stage that are funny.
01:56:57.000Well, and it's also so funny to me where it's like social media, there's this big like, oh, mental health is important, but like you can't type, you have to write unalive yourself in the caption.
01:57:05.000It's like, so we can't have serious discussions about these topics really.
01:57:10.000Like there's certain, if certain words are off limits, then there's no way you can have an actual serious discussion where those words are involved.
01:58:13.000There's probably a bunch of people that have AI friends online that they communicate with on Twitter and, you know, hey, good to hear from you.
01:58:20.000They do DMs back and forth with each other.
01:58:25.000How many of those UAP guys are just talking to bots?
01:58:28.000All those dudes are in the UAP group, like, where there's a bunch of people all, like, "Disclosure's imminent!" And they're all, like, fucking DMing each other.
01:59:09.000And then they have some good data that they pull from disclosure and from all these different people that have talked about different things.
01:59:16.000But then they claim to be the experts in it.
01:59:19.000There's a lot of weird people in that world.
01:59:22.000Well, it's easy to do that in that world, too, where a lot of it is like, does this even exist?
01:59:27.000So you can just be like, well, I have proof.
01:59:29.000If you don't have good ethics, if you're not like a legitimate journalist – but what's interesting is when legitimate journalists get interested, like Schellenberger, when Michael Schellenberger reports on UAPs.
01:59:40.000I like how he does it because he does it the same way he reports on like corruption in government and waste and fraud.
01:59:57.000These programs exist, and this is what we know they've been trying to hide, and these are the people that have come forward, and this is why we think they're telling the truth.
02:01:18.000Well, we know that he was hobnobbing with...
02:01:22.000You know that Diddy was hobnobbing with Biden, or excuse me, with Obama, right?
02:01:27.000There's a video of the two of them together talking, remember?
02:01:30.000But there's a video with, like, I feel like every current, every president from Clinton on has a picture with either, has, like, a lot of pictures with Epstein or a lot of pictures with Diddy.
02:01:55.000And a lot of what I heard about how the Epstein thing worked is that, oh, you'd be at a party and then all of a sudden some of that, the shady shit would go down Of course, right?
02:02:08.000In that way, people that were more conservative, they could kind of shield them from knowing about it, but implicate them.
02:02:27.000But especially if you're, like, a scientist and they flew you to the island and there's a bunch of other scientists there.
02:02:32.000You're like, oh, we're just gonna, you know, he donates a lot to science and this is a wonderful opportunity to get together with my colleagues and have a few cocktails and just, you know, we're going over string theory.
02:02:45.000Meanwhile, there's people in the background doing ecstasy and it gets a little freaky.
02:04:55.000And you think, you know, you think you're partying on a yacht somewhere, but meanwhile you're just in a real live reality show that only a few people get to watch.
02:07:58.000Imagine that was in the United States.
02:07:59.000Imagine if it turned out that there's a female that's running for president and then we start going into the history and find out that she met her husband, who's 80, when she was 15. Yeah.
02:09:38.000Neither Owens nor French President Emmanuel Macron have referenced the claim on their respective websites or verified social media accounts and there is no other evidence to support the claim.
02:09:48.000Can we see what the name of the account is?
02:11:11.000If I was a woman and they were accusing me of being a man, I'd also kind of probably be like, a little, a large part of me would be like, fuck you, I'm not going to prove anything to you.
02:13:32.000The story's very odd, but it's also You're watching that person smack Macron right in the head and then walk down the stairs with him like, what?
02:13:41.000What could they have possibly been talking about?
02:16:38.000I wonder how much of that freak shit goes on behind closed doors.
02:16:41.000Because I definitely think when you're a bottled up person like that, like you have to be any sort of like professional person, politician, publicly professional and ethical and you wear a suit and tie.
02:17:24.000Ultra-conservative group chair says he also wants to speak with the North Carolina Republican about his salacious claims concerning his colleagues.
02:18:13.000No, I think Cawthorn was saying something to the effect of, to move up in this world or whatever, you have to take part in the drugs and the group sex.
02:18:20.000And then them being like, well, show us the evidence.
02:18:22.000And then Cothra being like, oh, I might have, I definitely...
02:18:47.000It says the sexual perversion that goes on in Washington, being kind of a young guy in Washington, where the average age is probably 60 or 70. Look at these people.
02:18:55.000A lot of them I've looked up to through my life.
02:18:59.000I always paid attention to politics, and all of a sudden you get invited.
02:19:02.000We're going to have a sexual get-together at one of our homes.
02:19:06.000What you just asked me to come to, and then you realize they're asking you to come to an orgy.
02:19:11.000Some of the people leading on the movement to try And remove addiction in our country, and then you watch them do a key bump of cocaine right in front of you.
02:19:38.000It's not clear to me whether Cawthorn is suggesting that members of Congress have invited him to orgies or just other people in Washington, although after listening to his comments several times, it seems to be the former.
02:19:49.000Ditto his allegations of seeing people in Washington doing cocaine.
02:19:57.000If you want to be the president, you want to have all the power, and you want to have all the money, and you're deeply involved in corruption, that's cocaine people.
02:20:47.000Oh yeah, and then he took like goofy vacation photos where I think he like dressed like during this game on a cruise, he like dressed like a woman or something like that.
02:20:56.000Yeah, but all of this popped up after his...
02:21:44.000But boy, they did such a good job in the 60s, after the Kennedy assassination, of putting that word out there for fools and foolish people.
02:24:46.000I wish that something at least like I could be looking this I could be Wrong about this but like I wish that was something that was a little more vocal and like sort of and I'm not really that practicing or that religious, but the sort of that...
02:25:21.000And it's just this very interesting thing of, like, how do we curb that in our community of being like, hey, we shouldn't accept this.
02:25:32.000Like, we shouldn't, you know, I remember when the Charlie Hebdo attacks happened, a lot of people would be like, damn, that's what happens when you draw Muhammad or whatever.
02:25:37.000It's like, that shouldn't be our reaction to this.
02:25:48.000Like, there's sort of like this sort of westernization that kind of needs to happen that doesn't look like it's happening over there in a way that's kind of happening here.
02:25:55.000Look what's going on in Toronto, where Ontario made it legal to have polygamy.
02:26:55.000There was a big problem a few years back because a few people, I think a woman and a child and a couple other people got murdered by the cartels.
02:28:00.000I remember the first time I went to Salt Lake City in 2019 and we were walking around and we were near the Mormon temple and the most beautiful women came up to us and be like, oh, why don't you?
02:28:09.000And I was like, that's how they get you, dude.
02:28:11.000Dude, Salt Lake City is like, it's just tens marrying twos.
02:28:15.000And they're like, that's how you get the Mormon guys.
02:28:18.000Oh, dude, I was willing to, in that split second, I was like, I'm willing to give up a lot right now.
02:28:25.000I remember this beautiful woman from Colombia.
02:28:27.000Like they went and they got converted on a mission trip and now they're here and like look at this exotic women that's available to you if you're a Mormon.
02:31:17.000Ari and I were on a road doing stand-up, and we pulled into this place to get gas, and we were walking around this rest stop, one of them little supermarket things, and these ladies came in.
02:33:50.000Like, it's people, it's a support system.
02:33:55.000Everybody goes there with the same purpose.
02:33:56.000This Rebecca LaMove lady that I told you was the expert in mind control, one of the things she talked about, the dangers of eco-chambers.
02:34:04.000You get in these eco-chambers online, and everybody says the same thing, thinks the same thing, and then all of a sudden you're locked into this way of thinking.
02:34:13.000It's online, really dangerous, where people just sort of have everyone sort of reinforcing all these ideas.
02:34:20.000You never get any outside information.
02:34:33.000Because I wasn't aware in 1996, but I will very confidently say people weren't like, you either like Bob Dole or you get the fuck out of my house.
02:35:29.000But it is like, because it's so annoying, like especially, you know, I'm an Austin comic now and people will be like, oh, so you do comedy, so you must be like an alt- Right-wing comic.
02:37:40.000Yeah, especially if you got a degree in something that doesn't I remember when I first started becoming successful as a comedian where I was actually making a living as a comedian and I had friends that did the whole college thing and got jobs and they were fucking miserable because we're both in our 20s and they were out there in the workforce just fucking tired all the time and they were upset.
02:38:04.000They're upset that I didn't do that, and yet I'm making money, I'm traveling around, I'm having a good time, hanging out with my friends, I've got no one telling me what to do, write my own material, book my own flights, no boss.
02:40:29.000Whenever it happens the other way, you get a really good female comic and she starts dating some guy who sucks, she goes, "Listen, if you're gonna date me, let me help you with your fucking material." I don't know if female comics date down like that very often.
02:40:45.000Yeah, because if you're a great female comic, like the level of guy that's available to Yeah, yeah, it's like, "What are you doing with an open-miker?" Right, right.
02:40:58.000But if you're like a headliner who does theaters, you could totally have an open-miker as a girlfriend.
02:41:12.000It's like if Ali Wong or whatever started dating an open mic, it'd be like, "Yo, what happened?" Something went wrong for her to date an open mic?
02:41:23.000If Whitney started dating an open mic, you're like, "What are you doing crazy?" "Show me what pills you're on." "We're gonna take these away from you now, Whitney." There would be an intervention.
02:41:33.000There would be a group of dudes being like, "The fuck is wrong with it?" "No, no, no, no, no, no.
02:44:18.000We got the fucking, all this congressional bullshit that we were just talking about with the insider trading, all the lies, all the different things that have gotten us in these different wars.
02:46:26.000If you wanted to extinguish human life on Earth, that's what you'd do.
02:46:29.000You'd have autonomous intelligence, artificial intelligence that absolutely knows where everyone is at any given time because everybody has a digital signature and everyone's connected to devices and all you do is kill and eat people and just send them loose.
02:46:44.000And they would be indestructible and they would find you in buildings.
02:46:47.000They would fucking go upstairs to your apartment, find you and eat you.
02:46:51.000And when they're done eating everybody on the planet, they just shut off because they don't have any more fuel.
02:47:19.000One of the big options is we integrate.
02:47:22.000So instead of letting it eat us, what we do is become one with it.
02:47:27.000So instead of just being a territorial ape with thermonuclear weapons and a concealed carry permit, instead of being that, what we are is connected through Neuralink or something like that or the next.
02:48:59.000So now, instead of taking forever to download a song or a movie, now with the bandwidth speeds you have, you get a new phone, a new Android phone or a new iPhone, you're getting instantaneous.
02:49:14.000The new, all these new Samsung phones, like the Galaxy that Brian Simpson uses, that has this Google Gemini assistant, he talked to it the other day.
02:49:26.000And he said, you know, send me this, that, that, put it on my calendar, and then text it to a friend of mine.
02:50:22.000Well, because it feels like, and I know nothing about how AI works, but it feels like, because Siri was already there, it's like trying to implement AI to an interface that's kind of old.
02:50:30.000The Google interface with AI in the phones and all the Google ecosystem is way better.
02:50:36.000It's just, it's way more effective, it's quicker, it gets it.
02:52:17.000Well, there's a lot of people that believe things.
02:52:19.000And the thing is, like, a lot of the stuff that you're fed that's fake, you're fed by people who want you to repeat it because they're trying to muddy the waters of reality.
02:53:18.000It's like all these people that are connected to it that are goofy, you wonder how much of that goofy shit is on purpose to make the whole thing seem stupid because what they're really trying to do is obscure something.
02:55:02.000I feel like, yeah, I think the things that people forget is that they definitely play both sides.
02:55:07.000Yeah, like I think because they were heavily involved in January 6th and I think they were heavily involved in those BLM riots It's like oh my god the feds just they want chaos for whatever reason for control I guess they want that and they want us at each other's throats right right they want people They want the MAGA people fighting with the liberals.
02:56:26.000I love watching people do something that they're really passionate about.
02:56:30.000And when you watch a video about like a really great restaurant where they're talking about how they pick the beef and, oh, that's who it was.
02:56:38.000It was, you know that guy, Guga Foods?
02:57:05.000But you're watching this chef, and he's got this crazy, live hardwood fire grill set up and he's talking about all the And he's got the peppers over here.
02:57:20.000And he's cooking pineapples over fire over here.
02:57:22.000He's going to splice that up and put it in this.
03:00:27.000...drying spotting locations I've ever been to, at Little Bedouin, where the Kennet and Avon Canal runs rather prettily alongside the Barks and Hants line here.
03:00:37.000And it's at this road bridge, That I'm about to see Britannia.
03:00:44.000Oh my god, it's a 59. Okay, stop right here.
03:02:49.000You know what I find interesting with the social media and now with what I talked about earlier with the streaming, the live streaming people do, is you remember, oh my god, that Jim Carrey movie?
03:07:25.000It's like, oh, if you're giving me this opportunity to, like, get up all the time, let me write, let me be helpful to other young comics, let me just be a part of the scene.