Joe Rogan is back and better than ever. He talks about a snake he found in his pants on the job, why he doesn t like his own voice, and why he thinks Rich Voss is better than his own father.
00:00:24.000Well, that's how I wound up with this fucking snake on the desk.
00:00:26.000This is from this during the entire podcast.
00:00:33.000Harlan Williams had this in his pants, and he was saying that he had a, he got a worm, and he named his worm Dimitri at the end of the podcast.
00:00:42.000He pulls it out, and then he got such a fucking kick out of the fact that it was still on the desk when I interviewed Trump.
00:00:50.000I hope he explained where it came from.
00:04:18.000I mean, Black Mary did an episode of that where you're like, I love how they keep the technology simple, where you're just kind of scrolling through something and they could see all the memories.
00:04:27.000And you'll eventually be able to do that.
00:04:30.000Yeah, eventually we'll have a hard drive in our head.
00:05:33.000Kids are using it, though, unfortunately, for like term papers and shit, and they're getting busted because AI knows when it's AI, so they just run the paper into AI and AI goes, oh yeah, AI made.
00:08:02.000And then that guy they're called Jihad John, who was like, because he was British, and they eventually caught him.
00:08:08.000I forget the other people he did, but it was like certain contractors and stuff that they would put in those orange jumpsuits to mimic Guantanamo.
00:08:16.000And they would just cruise some shit, man.
00:08:56.000So I try not to text and drive anymore.
00:08:58.000I remember one time I was doing a gig and I was in full sex addict mode and fucking Sam Roberts, he was still an intern at that point, came with me because Kenny was busy.
00:09:07.000So Sam came to help me sell merchandise.
00:09:09.000And I remember he was, I think I, did I let him, no, I drove, but he was in the pastor's seat and I was just dirty talk texting the whole way home because I couldn't text and drive because he was in the car.
00:09:20.000And I was like, I can't get fucking, I can't be texting some woman and kill the intern.
00:09:25.000That would just be a lawsuit waiting to happen.
00:09:27.000So it's like the texting and driving thing I've kind of backed off of.
00:09:30.000Yeah, well, that's what Apple CarPlay is for.
00:11:31.000But that was because there was another guy in the signal chat that I think someone let in the signal chat on purpose.
00:11:37.000Was it on purpose or do you think it was one of those things where you fuck up and you just like, you know how you'll send something and a predictive text name comes up and you just hit, like if I'm going to text you and I accidentally J-O and all of a sudden it Joe DeRosa comes up.
00:14:59.000That's not the type of tucker we like, buddy.
00:15:04.000They get very, it's a very weird place to be.
00:15:07.000People who like my humor don't necessarily like my personal life, and people who like my personal life don't necessarily like my humor.
00:15:14.000It's a weird, I guess if nobody feels like you're 100% in with them, they don't know what to make of you.
00:15:21.000Well, you were saying that about Oliver Anthony that I wasn't aware of, that he was getting in trouble apparently right after Richman North of Richmond came out, that people were saying he wasn't really conservative.
00:15:32.000Yeah, they were giving him shit about saying like, oh, he's not who we thought he was.
00:15:37.000Meanwhile, he writes this great song and people love it.
00:15:39.000And they look at his art and they love his art.
00:15:42.000But because he feels a little bit differently, a lot of people turned on him.
00:15:52.000I don't remember if he had said something after it or if they went back and found out things he had said prior that they felt like his politics didn't line up.
00:16:01.000It's almost like when they got mad about a fucking Dylan Mulvaney, like needing to connect to the belief system of somebody who drinks the same beverage is just such fucking psychotic.
00:16:14.000Then again, I've drank piss, so I don't expect a whole lot of people to line up politically and rally behind me with fucking yellow flags.
00:17:08.000Now I know you're not accurate at all because you're attacking me and you're painting me in this very bizarre light because it's convenient for you.
00:17:18.000And maybe this is, again, because I'm in my 50s and I remember like thinking the news was real and accurate because I remember Walter Cronkite and all that shit.
00:17:27.000And it's this constant sense of disappointment.
00:17:50.000You can get the real news from Glenn Greenwald.
00:17:52.000You can get the real news from Matt Taibbi.
00:17:54.000There's a few people out there that'll give you unbiased news.
00:17:57.000But it's so funny, like even them, you know, when they will highlight a very particular thing that maybe Trump did or someone did on the right and everybody attacks them.
00:18:06.000It's like, do you want them to lie just because you want your team to be infallible?
00:19:12.000And if you tell them, like I did something, like I, it's so, it's so, I watched, my special premiered and I went into YouTube and I watched it with people as they were watching and just commenting and talking and this horrible feeling of shame.
00:19:27.000Even when people are being nice, I can't get away from how embarrassed I am.
00:19:32.000It's almost like if people see you doing something, you're like, oh, Jimmy's trying.
00:21:51.000I'm like, don't be a fucking, I think it was Jay Okerson was doing something, and he did his special, and he shot it at SkankFest one year.
00:21:57.000And I think Lewis took him out, and they were looking at the stage before.
00:22:00.000And I was one of those guys, like, you know, Jay is just like, oh, he's a fucking, oh, fuck it.
00:22:04.000And I think Lewis goes, you know, sometimes I know we're like that, but you just got to enjoy it.
00:22:08.000Like, once, and I thought of that, I'm like, sometimes just enjoy things are going okay.
00:24:29.000Is it because you don't like, because everyone would talk to you?
00:24:31.000I'm afraid no one's going to talk to me on the red carpet.
00:24:34.000Do you know how embarrassing it is when you hear that person who walks you through in the front and like you're standing there ready for your moment and you hear her going, Jim Norton?
00:24:44.000And then you'll hear a second and then she goes, Jim Norton, he's a comedian.
00:25:15.000I have more tolerance for actors who love it because even though they're as big of attention idiots as we are, they don't get the constant feedback.
00:25:24.000Like for them, it's their night of feedback.
00:25:46.000But actors, they have like one night to stand there and smile.
00:25:49.000And then they just get attacked in the fucking, in the comments or in the reviews.
00:25:53.000So I'm a little more tolerant of them than comedians who, because comedians who love that, it's like, how much fucking attention do you need, dude?
00:28:57.000Well, I care what people think, but I don't care enough to have that intervene and invade my thoughts all day long.
00:29:05.000I mean, I'm fascinated by people, but I like to talk to them for real, for real, like this.
00:29:10.000This is like, you know, because I think that's also having a podcast and having what I think is the best way to communicate with people and to be so lucky to be able to do it all the time.
00:29:21.000I think I get plenty of other people's input.
00:29:25.000And you get the real opinions and you get to, you sense in the room with a person, again, it's harder to dislike or to caricature somebody when you've met them and when you've actually sat with them.
00:30:44.000But it's also, it's like, why are you doing that?
00:30:46.000Generally, it's when I had a conversation with them and it didn't go well for them.
00:30:50.000So then they just harbor that thing and then they just fucking stew it in their head and then they just mischaracterize you and try to twist you around because they're trying to win this argument they already lost.
00:31:02.000You know, it's like, you know, when you get in an argument and you didn't have anything to say and then you're in the shower, you're like, oh, I should have said this.
00:34:32.000And the best is when you have a dash cam and then you see them, they recognize the dash cam and then they just scurry back into their cars.
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00:36:00.000There was one recently, I think it was in New Jersey, where these people, they tried it and it didn't work.
00:36:04.000Then they threw it in reverse and backed up fast and slammed into this guy's car, or this lady's car, but she had a dash cam the entire time.
00:36:30.000Like, people in Philly, you got to love people in Philly.
00:36:32.000Like, if a bus hits something, there's like locals that will just run up and just lay next to the bus like they were in the fucking accident, which is, I get it, you know what I mean?
00:36:39.000But they forget that there's cameras everywhere and they can just see you walking up.
00:36:42.000But this India, Air India plane crash, I was, my first thought was that this guy, they said, survived.
00:37:34.000She fell into the Amazon, was gone for 10 days.
00:37:37.000Apparently, again, unless I was bullshit, they said she found an old boat with gas and she had to pour that out on one of her wounds to kill the maggots.
00:37:45.000And then she finally did get out and get rescued.
00:39:08.000There was a flight attendant, and again, who I think was trapped, the front of the plane fell, and I think that she was almost from 30,000 feet.
00:39:17.000And if I remember correctly, it hit a mountain and it was almost like she hit it on the right angle and slides like this.
00:39:24.000Yeah, highest fall without a parachute in history.
00:39:27.00033,000-foot plunge after a plane explosion in 72. She was the only survivor.
00:39:32.000Crashed into the mountains of Czechoslovakia after a suspected bomb detonated.
00:39:47.000Somehow or another the fire ants the the shock of the sting of fire ants kept her alive Why did it slow her heart down or something or stop it from?
00:39:54.000Yeah You mentioned the odds of falling into a fire ant pile?
00:39:58.000It's usually a bad thing to land in a mound of fire ants at 80 miles an hour, but not if you're Joan Murphy.
00:40:14.000The mortality rate rushes all the way up to 90 when you fall 84 feet, a distance of a seven-story building.
00:40:20.000So if you're falling from a whopping 14,500 feet, just over two and a half miles, you safely bet you're almost definitely not going to get out alive.
00:40:56.000By the way, does that prove to you how little I know about the human body?
00:40:59.000My instinct said that, oh, your heart slows down.
00:41:02.000Like, I thought, like, oh, maybe it would slow your heart down when they bit you, and it does just the opposite.
00:41:06.000I thought, like, maybe, maybe it slows your beat down like being frozen.
00:41:09.000I bet that's just a wild guess as to why it kept her alive, because if she was putty, you know, there's no way it would have kept her alive.
00:41:15.000Yeah, maybe it stopped her heart from, or maybe they got to her right after, too.
00:42:23.000I think she was a year older than me and him were.
00:42:25.000And there was such a bizarre little friendship because they used to pee their pants, and I would ask them to sit on my face with their pants.
00:43:22.000I think that's what a phidiophobia, an arachnophobia, comes from.
00:43:25.000You know, I bet someone in your DNA, someone down the line, was either killed by a spider or like really badly hurt by a spider, and it's just in your DNA to be absolutely terrified when you see a spider.
00:44:14.000Like, if it's like, if I know it's a bullet constrictor, let that guy in the Granite Village who walks around with the giant yellow one, which kind of creeps, because if it was to really attack someone, I mean, I guess you'd have to kill it.
00:44:47.000And as long as you feed that monster, but if you leave a baby in a room with a python, you come back a half an hour later, you're going to have a fat python and no baby.
00:46:06.000He ate five pounds of gravel because someone accidentally dropped some chicken food on the gravel, and he just assumed that the gravel was food, so he ate all the gravel.
00:46:15.000It is crazy how nothing registers halfway through the gravel pile.
00:46:42.000I met her through Whitney, and I had met her, but she's huge there and has great connections and helped us get a very nice little, what is it, a fucking Yorkie.
00:57:27.000I really can't describe a strange effect here on me Wow I start to shake, I start to shiver And every fiber in my being seems to quiver It's a feeling very close to ecstasy.
00:57:54.000That's what happens whenever Archie winks at me.
00:58:16.000Dude, there's a video of him, too, on Instagram where it was in the 60s when he was trying to get with the, he was trying to be with the movement man.
00:58:25.000And it was like something about something groovy, and it's just him on a piano with all of these like, you know, 20-year-olds just trying so hard to get the kids.
01:00:16.000But it's so crazy that, like, this was actually probably not meant to be shitty and ironic, but it was meant to be like, yeah, he's this cool guy getting with the scene.
01:02:02.000There was, because in the movie Contact, where they show you that Hitler broadcast, which they said was like one of the first it on the radio or on the television?
01:04:50.000I guess there wasn't enough gay people publicly, so everyone didn't recognize.
01:04:55.000Like people knew when you spoke a certain way that you could be, but it wasn't, I guess that wasn't like the voice that everybody recognized.
01:05:31.000I would, yeah, just because they say there's all those fake storefronts and all of those, or stores that are just for the tourists that come through, that they have all those fake Oh, yeah.
01:06:02.000It would be very scary to go, but I really kind of want to.
01:06:06.000They have that giant building, it's like a thousand-foot-tall hotel or building that is just kind of half-empty, like it never was finished.
01:06:14.000They light it up at night, so it looks like they have a big downtown.
01:06:17.000But North Korea has like a thousand tall, thousand-foot-tall building.
01:07:00.000Because just the wrong thing you do, you insult them, and the next thing you know, you're in jail for the rest of your life or you're beaten to death.
01:07:06.000Yeah, they said that if there's a picture of Kim Jong-un or Kim Jong-il, you have to be respectful when you stand in front of the pictures to take your photo.
01:08:12.000He's from Afghanistan and he ran, I think it was called the Moby Group in Afghanistan.
01:08:17.000But they would go next to the Iranian border and pipe in American TV shows and they would illegally send them over the border to try to get people a little bit westernized or to at least see things a little bit differently.
01:09:40.000Israel did not attack Iran because Iran was about to attack Israel.
01:09:43.000Israel attacked Iran because there was about to be peace.
01:09:46.000And then this guy asked Grok, what evidence might there be to support this position?
01:09:50.000And then Grok says, evidence suggesting Israel's June 13, 2025 attack in Iran aimed to disrupt U.S.-Iran peace talks includes its timing, coinciding with the sixth round of nuclear negotiations scheduled around June 12th through 14, 2025.
01:10:06.000International reactions like the UN and the Oman condemning the strikes as undermining diplomacy support this view.
01:10:14.000However, Israel justified the attack as a preemptive strike against Iran's nuclear program, citing its non-compliance with the IAEA.
01:10:22.000No direct evidence proves intent to stop peace, and the focus on nuclear sites suggests security concerns drove the action.
01:10:30.000The issue remains debated with perspectives varying by geopolitical stance.
01:11:21.000So I'm wondering if Grok is the same way.
01:11:23.000Like, is any answer it gives you almost like coming from either somebody at PBS or somebody from someplace else?
01:11:30.000Grok is probably the best of them for that, but the worst was Gemini.
01:11:34.000Remember when they asked Gemini to make photographs of Nazi soldiers, and they had a diverse group of Nazi soldiers, including Asian women, Native American women, just black people.
01:11:47.000They just got locked up in this woke ideology thing to the point where the images they created of Nazis were woke.
01:11:54.000I don't know what happened where people become so afraid of like, I know truth can be unpleasant sometimes, but like where it goes to that level.
01:12:02.000Like we will write jokes about Jesus, but not about Muhammad.
01:12:06.000Who's programming that and thinks that's a good thing?
01:12:59.000But, you know, when you saw this happening and then that happening, and then little weird things like Donald Sterling, that one always bothered me.
01:13:07.000his private communications being used against him.
01:13:12.000He was the owner of the Golden State Warriors.
01:15:57.000Zuckerberg talked about it on this podcast.
01:15:59.000He talked about the FBI getting involved on the podcast, censoring COVID information, censoring the laptop information, and this weird feeling that he got from the government all of a sudden telling them what they and some of the stuff that they were telling them they had to take down was actually true, factual information.
01:16:18.000And so they diminished its reach and they did a lot of weird shit.
01:16:22.000And the penalty for not taking it down would have been like, what are they threatening them with?
01:16:26.000Like, Section 230 is a big one that all the big companies are scared of, like, if they change that, because they said that the internet, freedom comes from Section 230, where a company can't be held legally liable for what's posted on their site, which is how you can post anything about people and the sites themselves can't get sued because they're like, yeah, we're just like a phone company.
01:17:04.000I mean, just the fear of being on the wrong side of the government.
01:17:08.000I mean, that's the thing, because then they could go after you.
01:17:11.000Like, you know, for someone like Zuckerberg, who had already sat in front of those congressional hearings and, you know, they had already asked him about a bunch of different things that the company had done.
01:17:22.000And you remember those weird hearings that he had to sit through where he sip water very strange and people said he's a fucking robot?
01:18:08.000and a lot of people use it for illegal things, just like a lot of people use Twitter for illegal things, a lot of people use DMs for illegal things.
01:19:21.000That's why whenever somebody's exonerated after 30 years of being in jail, they're like, I'm not even angry.
01:19:25.000I just want, because you're afraid you're going to say the wrong thing.
01:19:27.000And then you go, all right, we're going to come back.
01:19:29.000Well, that was the really scary thing about the Trump stuff.
01:19:32.000Like, when they were trying to get him for 34 felony counts, none of those were a felony.
01:19:38.000All of them were past the statute of limitations.
01:19:40.000It was just bookkeeping errors or bookkeeping, you know, they wrote down the wrong things and they tried to hide the fact that he was making hush money payments.
01:19:50.000But the reality of that legal system being used against you, lawfare being, you know, they target you.
01:19:58.000Like the real estate one, when they tried to say that he overvalued Mar-a-Lago and it was really only worth $18 million.
01:20:06.000And so they charged him like hundreds of millions of dollars, which is fucking insane.
01:20:11.000Because Mar-a-Lago is an enormous piece of property that is on the most expensive place in the country.
01:20:19.000Like that area, he's got, I think he's got, is it more than 20 acres there?
01:20:24.000I mean, it's a huge piece of property there.
01:20:26.000And the next door neighbor had a place that was like five acres and it sold for $50 million, just the property.
01:21:00.000To have withstood the pressure of that, again, just to continue with the pressure that they were putting on him and the way they were coming after him and to still run again.
01:21:11.000I mean, it's the fucking craziest thing you're ever going to see in your life.
01:21:32.000Like he went after the CIA and the FBI and said, they're going to make it their life's work to come after you now.
01:21:38.000It's also crazy when it gets real transparent like that, though.
01:21:43.000But when someone like Zuckerberg or any of these other people that run afoul of the federal government or the intelligence agencies, when they see stuff like that, I understand why they comply.
01:22:42.000It's terrifying when they do that to people when everybody could see it.
01:22:46.000That's the real problem with the Trump one.
01:22:48.000And my problem wasn't, my real problem was, like, don't these people understand, doesn't the general public with their lack of outrage because, you know, he's on the right and they're on the left.
01:23:00.000Don't those people understand that now they've set a precedent and then they could use that on you now or anybody else.
01:23:06.000And if a Republican president gets in like there's in now, it could be easily used on his opponents because they've set a precedent.
01:25:39.000I mean, I think, I mean, I don't know what's going on in Kanye's mind or anybody's mind other than my own.
01:25:45.000But I would imagine that, I mean, a guy like Kanye, who's so prolific, I mean, he's put out so many albums and he's a complete workaholic and just has, like, when you talk to him, like I had him on the podcast, and it's almost like when you're talking, he's upset.
01:26:01.000Like, he doesn't want, he wants to talk.
01:29:39.000Do you give them slack like, and I mean, just in your brain, as a person, like, if they're a little whatever, if they're rude, they're rude, but if somebody's a little quirky or weird, if you're that good at something, that might just be the price you pay.
01:29:54.000He's one of my favorite people ever, even though he completely went berserk.
01:29:58.000But I just, I have such an affection for Bobby Fisher, and I'm like, wow, it's just he's such a genius that sometimes it just, there's a price to pay from you.
01:30:09.000And I think that when you're dealing with a high-level performer in any discipline, whatever drives them to be that much better than anybody else probably makes them insane.
01:30:21.000I mean, I just don't think, I don't think real true excellence comes without a price.
01:30:28.000I don't think there's any way to get there without just not being balanced in a bunch of other areas of your life because you're focusing almost all of your attention on one very specific thing, whether it's moving chess pieces around or throwing a football, whatever the fuck it is.
01:30:44.000Like you're, there's no way you can be balanced in every aspect of your life if you want to be 5% better than anybody who's ever done it.
01:30:52.000Yeah, and it is weird too, like, because to be better than everybody at something.
01:30:57.000It's, I mean, whether, like, if you ever talk to somebody at a party, just what our life is doing stand-up, and they're talking about their job, a lot of times I'm like, oh, shut the fuck.
01:31:08.000So to be that on such a level better than everyone on earth at something, it's got to be hard not to live in that place where very few things are interesting.
01:32:08.000When you've done that, maybe my question was just banal and stupid.
01:32:12.000Well, there's a lot of people like that that are the best at the whatever the fuck they do that they can't relate to anybody else other than other people that do their thing.
01:32:20.000And they're usually very competitive with those people.
01:32:22.000So they've alienated them from their friend group as well, which is really kind of crazy.
01:32:27.000Well, the worst is people who think they're that guy and who are just mediocre.
01:35:02.000It's a terrible mentality to carry around with you because you never heal from it.
01:35:06.000If you go through life with this famine mindset and everybody else is doing better than you, like you, you have the worst attitude ever for getting good at things because you're always going to be focusing too much of your attention on other people.
01:35:20.000You're really sabotaging yourself, whether you believe it or not.
01:35:23.000What they're getting, what they're doing, it's that feeling of entitlement.
01:35:26.000Like if I was bitter about every person that used to open for me that passed me, I mean, I'd be on a comedy club roof with an AR-15.
01:37:01.000If you have a traffic joke and it's actually legitimate, like maybe you have a perspective on traffic that I've never heard before.
01:37:08.000Maybe your airline travel bit will be the airline travel bit that I really love.
01:37:12.000Because, you know, that's the problem with comics too, is that when you're on the road too much, your experiences are very limited because all you're doing is performing in front of people, hanging out in the green room, going to dinner, flying in an airplane, staying in a hotel.
01:37:26.000So how many comics have jokes about hotel rooms and, you know, they knock on the door even when the Do Not Disturb is on.
01:39:12.000So I would listen to Art Bell and I would listen to Joe Beningo and just look at hookers all night.
01:39:16.000And I'd piss in a cup and I would fucking ride around and it was just my way of, and then go to bed, wake up maybe eight hours later and go do tough crowd when I was on.
01:45:17.000You know, and then when Anthony started doing live from the compound, when he did his own show, that was really, and then, of course, Tom Green's show, because Tom Green had his own show in his living room.
01:47:04.000I want an investigation from Sirius into what the hell happened there, Breitbart says after he shows an X-rated picture to Shock Jocks, Opie and Anthony, who then share it on Twitter.
01:47:13.000Or maybe one of the guys tweeted it too.
01:47:15.000But it was one of the, Breitbart got mad at me, and he's like, I was friends with Jim Norton, and he told this to Elliot Spitzer on his show, and he goes, and he betrayed me, but I really didn't.
01:49:52.000They never, I'll tell you one thing about seriously, even though I didn't like the way the contract, way my time there ended, I wish that was handled a little bit better.
01:49:59.000But I guess everybody who leaves a gig wishes things were handled differently.
01:50:03.000They never once fucked with me about content.
01:50:27.000Well, they had a crazy situation where you knew that one person was getting insane amounts of money, yes, Howard Stern, and everybody else was getting very little.
01:50:38.000It was because it was very open that Howard was getting all that money, which obviously he was the reason why everybody went over there in the first place.
01:51:39.000But it's got to be weird when you're over there and you know that Stern is getting hundreds of millions of dollars and everybody else is like, you know, they're just pinching pennies with people.
01:51:47.000I never minded that and really didn't care because I only cared about what I was getting.
01:51:53.000And when I saw what they gave certain podcasters that went over there, I'm like, okay, they do have the money.
01:51:59.000So if they're choosing not to give it to me, I have to just accept that.
01:52:57.000Like, I haven't noticed any change in my life, which is great because I'm on the road more making, you know, I'm making money on the road, but it's weird not having it.
01:55:16.000And also, as big as SiriusXM was, it's just not that anymore.
01:55:22.000You know, it's just not what it used to be.
01:55:24.000Like, if I didn't have a podcast and during the Opie and Anthony days, when it was in its height, if they offered me a show, I'd be like, whoa, that would have made sense.
01:55:37.000Unless I wanted to do kind of what Howard's done, just make a ton of money and kind of like slip away, which is really what I kind of tried to do with Spotify.
01:55:46.000I was hoping that Spotify was going to make me like 10% less famous.
01:56:04.000So they've made a bunch of deals with podcasters because I think they're going to try to get people to listen to Pandora and do it that way.
01:56:29.000And it's like, I think that they kind of, they handle podcasting in a way that terrestrial radio handled satellite, which was, ah, you know, it's not a big deal.
01:56:40.000And then get involved with it or somehow embrace it, but a little bit later in the, in the game.
01:58:11.000It's great to see, too, like, I don't know if Schultz, I'm sure he does get the credit, but like Dane deserves a lot of credit because of the social media.
01:58:46.000He thought of a different style of com because there was a lot of people during COVID that were doing like late-night talk show monologues on the internet, and they were terrible.
02:00:14.000But I was happy to see somebody doing something really creative as opposed to blinking their way through Chip Chip or something on a fucking TBS show.
02:01:36.000It was like one of those things if I wanted a comedian on.
02:01:39.000One time Nick DiPaulo came on, and he was sitting across, and this was what Chip gave us all sailor hats, and we were all wearing sailor hats.
02:02:32.000I didn't make a money on YouTube because I didn't realize that I shouldn't have had the word fuck in the theme song.
02:02:38.000Jamie Jaster from fucking Hate Breed sang the theme song and it was chip has a fucking, but like literally that automatically fucks you for monetization.
02:03:26.000Like people will call up with legit, everyone, like some kind of like, ah.
02:03:30.000But then as soon as somebody goes, what do you think about this?
02:03:32.000And they're talking about wanting to commit suicide or they're talking about fucking, it becomes interesting because people are like, everyone wants to give advice.
02:03:50.000But there's that, you know, there's also something, it's like it becomes very chaotic because people are calling in just to fuck with you.
02:03:56.000I've surprisingly had very little of that.
02:03:59.000I mean, again, I'm always, with coming from ONA, like nothing is too much at this point because you become so used to craziness and death threats.
02:04:10.000I still use a fake name at the seller because I would get death threats.
02:04:13.000Like there was a couple of them that actually concerned me because people were using their real names.
02:04:17.000I'm like, if a guy is threatening to kill you with his real name attached to it, like he's fucking, he's a problem.
02:05:41.000But the penalty for stalking should be so fucking severe because the way they allow someone to ruin someone else's life, it's crazy that they haven't figured out something where when you're convicted of stalking, you should be forced to have something in your phone or some type of a monitor bracelet that alerts the other person.
02:06:49.000Like, you become, like, this is with the old iPhones.
02:06:52.000So I would always get these, I would leave LA on a red eye and I would land and my iPhone would be filled with voice messages about, you know what, Jim, and just, you know, what a piece of shit I was, what a bad guy.
02:07:04.000So, like, she used to think I was talking to her on the radio.
02:08:24.000Well, he's the richest public man in the world.
02:08:26.000I mean, I'm not saying he's not insanely rich.
02:08:28.000He's worth $200 and something billion dollars.
02:08:31.000But that's nothing compared to these royal families.
02:08:34.000These oil families, they probably have trillions.
02:08:38.000They probably have trillions of dollars, but it's not public.
02:08:40.000They don't have to disclose how much money they have.
02:08:44.000Whereas in America, like wealthy people that are like on the on the legit and the up and up, you, you know, everybody knows what your net worth is.
02:13:50.000Like, if he can't cut loose, he's fucked.
02:13:53.000And if his second parachute doesn't work, he's double fucked.
02:13:57.000Yeah, I heard him say sort of, like, he figures out something crazy he hasn't done and then just goes through all the processes of like, how do you learn how to do this?
02:14:04.000Yeah, he learned how to fly helicopters for one of the stunts.
02:14:06.000So like one of the stunts where they're bombing through the canyons.
02:14:16.000I've seen him talk about being on the side of the plane that took off when he was hanging off the plane.
02:14:22.000But you wonder like what is it in you that like what kind of a rush when you're not working?
02:14:27.000What do you do to think of like fucking Cowboy Serrani will fly a plane and then cut the engine and fall because he's fucking crazy and he's dopamine.
02:14:34.000What do you do to match this in your real life?
02:14:37.000This is the new one, the new plane thing.
02:14:38.000He's done a couple of different plane ones.
02:25:59.000I think there's some shows like that where the concept is so out there, it really has like a finite amount of time where you're allowed to like maintain that.
02:26:25.000The writing on, you know, John Locke and on Kate and all these people, the way they would tie in their backstories, I thought was brilliant.
02:26:32.000But then the way they ended, I was like, fuck.
02:26:33.000You know, everyone complained about it, but I'm like, they missed what they should have.
02:27:39.000For a guy who's worth $200 billion, it's kind of crazy to enter into a local jiu-jitsu match and, you know, risk getting spiked on your head by a plumber.
02:28:19.000Because especially if you've never been around a famous person before, and now all of a sudden you have to, and you're also an amateur because he's an amateur.
02:31:31.000I don't remember, but he goes, I just want to see if it, he's trying to see like how severe the injuries.
02:31:35.000I want to see if this does help at all.
02:31:37.000But he goes, take them for, he gave them to me for a month because don't take them for more than a week.
02:31:40.000So I like the fact that he's showing restraint.
02:31:43.000Well, the thing is, doctors have a limited amount of tools.
02:31:46.000If you want to prescribe medication to somebody, you know, whatever the, you know, whatever the common practice is is what that doctor has to adhere to.
02:33:58.000Sourdough bread is fucking great for you, but play this from the beginning so we could this guy's gonna explain what's wrong with American bread.
02:34:06.000Explain to me why I can eat bread in Spain and in Greece, Italy.
02:34:25.000That's because in America, what we call bread can't even be considered food in parts of Europe.
02:34:30.000See, here in America, it's not so much the gluten as what we've done to the grain.
02:34:33.000About 200 years ago, we started stripping the brain and germ or the fiber and nutrients to make flour shelf stable, also nutritionally dead.
02:34:40.000Because the nutrients were gone, we enriched it with folic acid, which a large majority of the population can't even metabolize.
02:34:45.000Therefore, many people experience fatigue, anxiety, hyperactivity, and inflammation.
02:34:50.000But then the bread wasn't white enough, so they bleached it with chlorine gas, and the bread didn't rise enough, so they added a carcinogen called potassium bromate, which is banned in several countries like Europe, the UK, and even China.
02:34:59.000Then we wanted to ramp up production, so we started using glyphosate to dry out the wheat before harvest, causing endocrine disruption and damaging your gut.
02:35:06.000So now you're bloated, brain fogged, tired, and blamed gluten, but gluten is just the scapegoat.
02:35:10.000The real issue is ultra-processed, chemically altered, bleached, bromated, fake, vitamin-filled wheat soaked in glyphosate.
02:35:31.000Denny D-N-N-Y underscore D-U-R-E on Twitter and Instagram.
02:35:37.000Do you know, I will never, as I'm watching him do that, I will never be able to do anything into camera as well as he just described how shitty bread is.
02:35:46.000Like, I was watching him doing, like, he's getting all the words proper, and he's giving the information.
02:38:11.000That's the really, the number one thing that cancer oncologists will tell you when they, if they're trying to adjust your diet, some don't, and it's very infuriating.
02:38:20.000I've had family members that have cancer and their doctor tells them, you're going to go through chemotherapy, eat whatever you want.
02:38:25.000I'm like, oh my God, don't eat whatever you want.
02:38:27.000Like part of what is wrong with you is your diet.
02:38:31.000It's a giant part of your overall metabolic health.
02:38:34.000But a lot of oncologists now will try to get people on a ketogenic diet because it gets your body to burn fat instead of burning sugar and then it starves the cancer.
02:38:44.000They're also, they'll try to get you to do some fasting, like intermittent fasting, like have a window of feeding where you fast for 16 hours and then eat for eight or you can only eat during eight.
02:38:59.000The keto diet, I never did it, but this is what a delusional idiot I am.
02:39:03.000When I was in Montreal during the pandemic, I joined Costco and I would go and eat keto chocolates and I somehow convinced myself that I was like, oh, it's keto.
02:39:11.000But I wasn't doing the rest of the fucking diet.
02:39:13.000But they have some actually good shit you can eat if you're on the keto diet.
02:40:15.000And then when it goes to the ground, it's kind of like my job is to explain particular submissions when it goes to the ground, especially in the early days before I did it with DC because I was the only, like when it was me and Goldberg, Goldberg's not really a martial artist.
02:40:30.000So I would have to go explain why someone's in trouble and what's going to happen to someone who doesn't understand like a triangle or something like that when someone goes to the ground.
02:41:26.000There's like a little bit of caffeine in these.
02:41:28.000And one of the things we did with Onit, we made this thing called AlphaBrain, which was, there's a bunch of different nootropics out there and a bunch of like acetylcholine, a bunch of different things that have shown to have an effect on your memory.
02:41:47.000And so we put together a group of these that would all work synergistically.
02:41:52.000And then we did two double-blind placebo-controlled trials at Boston Center for Memory.
02:42:00.000It showed that it helped increase verbal memory, which is like your ability to form sentences and recall the correct words to use, reaction time, alpha state.
02:44:08.000But I got, like, do they help at all to like, but I have a low heartbeat anyway, so I don't know if it's going to fuck me up to take a beta blocker.
02:44:15.000But beta blockers stop you from getting anxious.
02:44:26.000Because, you know, like you're in the Olympics and you're just trying to hit that bullseye every time.
02:44:30.000Like any kind of nerves or jitter is going to fuck with you.
02:44:34.000But, you know, the problem is it's going to be something that you get addicted to or you maybe not even physically addicted, but you, you know, you become dependent upon.
02:45:00.000Fucking six in the morning, everybody's trying to sleep, and I get my fucking fat face pressed up against the window, staring like I'm eight.
02:45:11.000You know what's another thing that's really good for your cognitive function that a lot of people aren't aware of is creatine.
02:45:17.000And creatine is really good, particularly if you are sleep deprived.
02:45:22.000Like there was a study that they did that showed that if you take, I think it's 20 milligrams of creatine, it has a really positive effect on your ability to maintain normal cognitive function while you're sleep deprived.
02:46:25.000And it's a hormone that your body produces when you get into the sun.
02:46:29.000The best way to get vitamin D for sure is to be in the sun.
02:46:32.000But if you're not in the sun enough, one of my friends who's a doctor was in New York City when he was doing his residency, and he said they would do tests on people in New York City, and they found that they had undetectable levels of vitamin D in the winter.
02:46:47.000And he was like, you know, this has a huge effect on your immune system.
02:46:51.000This is the reason why people get, like, everyone's, oh, it's flu season.
02:47:00.000The flu exists in the winter because people have a low immune system in the winter, and then they start catching it and giving it to other people.
02:47:05.000But it's really a function of your immune system not working properly.
02:47:09.000So you need D, and you should take D with K2, vitamin K2, and magnesium.
02:47:16.000They all work synergistically together.
02:47:18.000I'll remember, like, Hart, I will text you and ask you the same question.
02:48:55.000Yeah, it was like, I just, there was too many days where it's kind of hard when you own a club and you're there a lot and, you know, you're having drinks with friends and like, You want a drink?
02:49:10.000I'd be drinking all this water and taking all these electrolytes and getting a sauna on the cold plunge, just trying to get back to normal.
02:51:08.000I called the fucking, because I was like little lib Jimmy, and I read that there was a Klan book I read, and the guy was like a preacher for the Ku Klux Klan.
02:53:09.000And getting beyond, it's like we talked about it before, like anytime somebody is an asshole publicly, but when you meet them and you realize, oh, there's a person here.
02:53:17.000It's the way people are supposed to communicate.
02:53:19.000And this is what I think is so terrible about social media.
02:53:22.000Too many people are just become so accustomed to barking at people, just barking out into the abyss.
02:53:27.000Yeah, I have to stop myself from doing it.
02:53:29.000There's been times people have tweeted something and I want to make like a cunty remark.
02:53:46.000Yeah, like I don't care what other people, like I care what people think about me in the sense that I want them to think I'm funny and I want them to love.
02:53:51.000Of course we all want to be liked, but I don't care what people's opinions on the Middle East are.
02:53:56.000You're not going to change their opinions.
02:53:57.000And I don't need them to agree with mine.
02:53:59.000Like I have enough confidence in my own brain that I am not always right, but I'm always comfortable in my opinions and I'm not afraid of somebody.