The Joe Rogan Experience - September 17, 2025


Joe Rogan Experience #2380 - Jordan Jensen


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On this episode of The Joe Rogan Experience, the boys talk about the case of a woman who got falsely accused of murdering her roommate, Amanda Knox, and how she was released after six months in solitary confinement.

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00:00:01.000 Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.
00:00:03.000 The Joe Rogan experience.
00:00:06.000 Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night!
00:00:09.000 All day.
00:00:14.000 Hello.
00:00:15.000 What's up?
00:00:15.000 Oh, good.
00:00:16.000 I got my legal pad here.
00:00:17.000 Yeah, in case you need uh to write notes.
00:00:20.000 I'm gonna take notes on what you're doing right and wrong.
00:00:23.000 And I'll give them to you at the end.
00:00:24.000 I uh tell me.
00:00:25.000 Okay.
00:00:26.000 So I can figure out what the wrong stuff is to stop doing it.
00:00:29.000 I want to fuck with all this stuff.
00:00:31.000 I know there's so much shit.
00:00:32.000 And people keep giving me new shit.
00:00:34.000 I know.
00:00:35.000 I brought a little tiny figurine of a little thing on stage one time, and every single meet and greet people give me these little tiny animals, and now I have this giant collection of them, and I'm like, I don't like these that much.
00:00:46.000 That's the problem, is like everybody knows that I keep a bunch of shit on this desk, so people give me shit to put on this desk, and now it's getting kind of crazy, like where I'm gonna have to have a shelf.
00:00:56.000 I had to get a shelf.
00:00:57.000 I got one of those old typewriter keyboard things.
00:01:00.000 Look, I have like mammoth teeth.
00:01:02.000 This is uh piece of art that was tied out of a woolly mammoth.
00:01:06.000 Oh, that's a don't blow it.
00:01:08.000 I won't.
00:01:08.000 I got one of these.
00:01:09.000 A Mayan blew it whistle.
00:01:11.000 Yeah, Brian Aztec, Aztec death whistle.
00:01:14.000 Brian Callan blew one right before COVID hit.
00:01:17.000 I'm not saying he caused it.
00:01:19.000 Oh but there's a lot of videos saying he caused it.
00:01:23.000 I get it.
00:01:23.000 I get it.
00:01:24.000 That would be a death whistle.
00:01:26.000 I think it was pro technically.
00:01:28.000 I think when he blew it, it had already like caught on in China.
00:01:32.000 Yeah.
00:01:32.000 Unless we're in a simulation.
00:01:34.000 Right.
00:01:34.000 You're the COVID guy.
00:01:35.000 I was listening to your podcast with um what's the woman who got falsely accused? 0.99
00:01:41.000 Of what?
00:01:43.000 Of uh murdering her roommate.
00:01:45.000 Oh I was listening to that one, and I like fast-forwarded it one moment, and it went from her being like, and then I was in prison for four years to you being like, Well, the bat's been COVID.
00:01:54.000 And I was like, how do we get how do we get here?
00:01:58.000 Yeah, that was a fascinating podcast.
00:02:00.000 Amanda Knox.
00:02:01.000 She's got a Netflix series out right now where someone plays her, which has got to be super fucking weird.
00:02:07.000 Yeah.
00:02:07.000 Like someone else plays her in like a dramatization of her getting wrongly accused at twenty years old of a murder where they had all this evidence that this guy who broke into the house fucking murdered her.
00:02:20.000 His like his DNA was there, and they ignored it because they didn't want to admit that they were wrong.
00:02:24.000 It's on a hulu.
00:02:25.000 Hulu, sorry.
00:02:26.000 I don't really get how that happens.
00:02:29.000 Because cops are cunts. 0.95
00:02:30.000 Right, but just like people not checking, did they not see sperm everywhere?
00:02:34.000 Oh no, the guy was like, I fucked her. 1.00
00:02:35.000 No, I don't know what he said.
00:02:37.000 I don't know what happened, but I know that they started they had a narrative.
00:02:42.000 Oh, that he was in on it.
00:02:43.000 No, no, no.
00:02:44.000 They had a n but they had a narrative that she did it, that she caused the murder.
00:02:48.000 Right.
00:02:49.000 The guy started with that and he stuck with it.
00:02:51.000 And even when there was evidence that showed that it was there was a guy in there, and then the guy did it, and then the window was broken, and somebody broke out of the house, and like And then eventually he came forward and was like, This has nothing to do with her, the guy who did do it.
00:03:03.000 Well, I don't think he eventually ever did anything.
00:03:06.000 No, like she actually had a meeting with him, which is crazy.
00:03:09.000 Like after the fact, like forgave him.
00:03:12.000 But I'm thinking she got tried twice.
00:03:16.000 Twice.
00:03:17.000 I know the Supreme Court.
00:03:18.000 No, no, no.
00:03:19.000 She went she got acquitted, like she got released, right?
00:03:23.000 And then they retried her in absentia.
00:03:25.000 So she was in America while they were trying her in Italy again.
00:03:30.000 And then they said she's fine.
00:03:31.000 Yeah.
00:03:31.000 Yeah.
00:03:32.000 Which is fucking crazy.
00:03:32.000 Like, why was she in prison?
00:03:34.000 Give her some fucking money. 1.00
00:03:35.000 Also, the guy Rafaela was in solitary for six months.
00:03:39.000 I don't know.
00:03:40.000 I can't fathom that.
00:03:42.000 Yeah.
00:03:42.000 The six months in solitude is so crazy to me.
00:03:45.000 One day in solitude, and I'm done.
00:03:47.000 Well, I talked to a guy uh that had been in solitary for years.
00:03:52.000 What does that mean?
00:03:53.000 Like you get you shit and piss in there?
00:03:55.000 Yeah.
00:03:56.000 Yeah.
00:03:56.000 What?
00:03:57.000 Yeah, you get no contact.
00:03:58.000 No contact.
00:03:59.000 It must be scrambly after that.
00:04:01.000 Hundred percent.
00:04:03.000 I feel like they, yeah, it's gotta do some sort of weird brain damage thing where they come out actually Well, this guy Shaka that we have on the podcast, he's great.
00:04:10.000 Was he normal?
00:04:11.000 Yeah, well, beyond.
00:04:12.000 Like super smart.
00:04:14.000 He wrote in there, educated himself in there too.
00:04:16.000 Oh, you can read books.
00:04:17.000 You can read in there.
00:04:18.000 Yeah, you can read that.
00:04:19.000 That's good.
00:04:19.000 Yeah.
00:04:20.000 I mean, they don't just give you nothing to but they you do go crazy.
00:04:23.000 You you you go crazy.
00:04:25.000 Human beings need human contact.
00:04:26.000 Well, it's like when you don't do anything all day and then you get right up on stage.
00:04:30.000 Have you ever done that?
00:04:31.000 Or you don't talk to anybody and you are feel insane.
00:04:33.000 Yeah.
00:04:34.000 The worst first conversation of the day on stage.
00:04:37.000 Yeah, that's why I always bring friends on the road.
00:04:39.000 You don't want to be like that weirdo in the hotel room by yourself.
00:04:42.000 Yeah.
00:04:42.000 And then you take a nap and the sun goes down while you're napping.
00:04:45.000 That's the worst feeling.
00:04:46.000 That when I do that, it feels like I'm haunting the audience.
00:04:50.000 Like I'm like, you guys are in a different reality, and I'm I'm intruding on where you're at.
00:04:55.000 The weird one is when you wake up and you don't know what city you're in.
00:04:58.000 Yeah, but that's why I got the dog.
00:04:59.000 I was so sick of that feeling.
00:05:01.000 I was so sick of waking up and being like, I've been abducted, where am I?
00:05:04.000 This place is nicer than my apartment, so that's good.
00:05:06.000 But where am I?
00:05:07.000 And then I saw my dog and I was like, oh, we're all right.
00:05:10.000 That's not the only reason why you got your dog.
00:05:12.000 Yeah, and she rolls. 1.00
00:05:13.000 Yeah.
00:05:14.000 And she's uh very cool.
00:05:16.000 She's so cute.
00:05:17.000 How long have you had her?
00:05:18.000 Two years.
00:05:19.000 Oh, that's awesome.
00:05:19.000 Yeah.
00:05:20.000 Was she full grown when you got her?
00:05:22.000 Tiny.
00:05:22.000 Because I wanted to adopt the mom.
00:05:24.000 Oh.
00:05:24.000 Who but they were like, hey, the mom just ha had all this we didn't know she was pregnant.
00:05:28.000 She just had a litter of puppies. 0.97
00:05:29.000 Will you take one of these?
00:05:31.000 And I was like, okay.
00:05:32.000 And I had no idea how hard it is that would be I've had dogs where you adopt them full grown, and it was great.
00:05:38.000 I had this uh dog named Lucy, she was awesome.
00:05:40.000 She was so sweet.
00:05:41.000 And then I had another dog named Squeaky From that was a real nightmare.
00:05:45.000 Yeah.
00:05:45.000 She was real maybe it was because I named her Squeaky From after one of the Manson family members.
00:05:49.000 Oh, yeah, that'll happen.
00:05:50.000 She had a squeaky voice. 0.97
00:05:52.000 She like she had been barking so much in the pound that when I got her out of the pound, like her voice was like and then eventually it got normal again because she didn't have to bark 24 hours a day. 0.84
00:06:03.000 She just had worn out she had worn out vocal cords.
00:06:06.000 She had a totally normal bark, but I was like, oh my god, her bark is like a squeaky. 0.79
00:06:11.000 Yeah, it was like that.
00:06:12.000 That's awesome.
00:06:12.000 Like she was hoarse.
00:06:13.000 Yeah, you don't know what you're gonna get.
00:06:15.000 I mean, when I got a a rescue, I was like, I'm gonna get a small rescue, so I hope it'll be fine.
00:06:20.000 But it was such a gamble.
00:06:21.000 Everybody was like, do not do this.
00:06:22.000 Yeah, we had a Doberman once that was a rescue that we had to get rid of.
00:06:25.000 He had distemper and he got really crazy, like in that, like growling at us and barking at us out of nowhere.
00:06:31.000 And I was a little kid.
00:06:32.000 Oh, you really got rid of him.
00:06:36.000 We had a dog that would that ate the foot off of we had a pit bull that was a rescue, and my mom had this like woman move in with us who she was dating, and her kids moved in too, and my pit bull ate the foot off of the white wife's cat. 1.00
00:06:52.000 Oh my god.
00:06:54.000 Oh my god.
00:06:55.000 And the woman was like, hey, you gotta like choose between me or this pit bull. 1.00
00:06:58.000 My mom was like, Yeah, get your cripple cat out of here. 1.00
00:07:01.000 And we kept our dog.
00:07:04.000 She didn't give a fuck. 1.00
00:07:05.000 Dude, she was so attached to that dog.
00:07:07.000 That dog, the amount of times we just like kill my friend was in the backyard with the dog kills a cat, and my friend's freaking out.
00:07:13.000 She's like, we have to find the owner, and my mom was like, You will stay quiet.
00:07:17.000 It was crazy.
00:07:20.000 It was nuts.
00:07:21.000 She was obsessed with that dog.
00:07:22.000 That's the only time I've seen her like really cry is when a dog dies.
00:07:26.000 Yeah, it's hard.
00:07:28.000 They don't live long enough.
00:07:29.000 I can't do that.
00:07:30.000 They're your best friends.
00:07:31.000 Yeah.
00:07:32.000 I'm terri I have a dog named Marshall.
00:07:34.000 He's golden retriever.
00:07:36.000 He's the best.
00:07:36.000 And he's nine now.
00:07:37.000 He'll be nine in a couple of months.
00:07:39.000 And it's just like, oh no.
00:07:41.000 I've had him since he was a baby.
00:07:42.000 Now he's nine.
00:07:43.000 I'm like, he's only got a few years left.
00:07:45.000 And he's so active.
00:07:46.000 He's super healthy, eats great.
00:07:48.000 He's fit.
00:07:49.000 He's not.
00:07:50.000 Is he the retriever?
00:07:52.000 Yeah.
00:07:52.000 Oh yeah.
00:07:53.000 But the small dogs live for they get to be like twelve, and that's kind of it.
00:07:57.000 Thirteen, maybe fourteen, and then they're really hurting.
00:08:01.000 It's fucked.
00:08:02.000 It's fucked.
00:08:03.000 Apparently there's a drug that they've developed for for dogs, like a longevity drug.
00:08:08.000 I don't know if they've released it yet, but uh I know that it shows promise and ext extend dogs' lifetime.
00:08:14.000 Whitney Cummings the other day said that her friend her friend's like soul dog died the other day, and she said, when the dog dies, you like learn something about yourself that's very important.
00:08:25.000 So I've been holding on to that kind of woo-woo thing.
00:08:28.000 Like she's like, you kind of show up for yourself in a way you need to.
00:08:32.000 I don't know if I'd listen to Whitney.
00:08:33.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:08:34.000 She does.
00:08:36.000 I like how Whitney has a has something to say about everything though.
00:08:40.000 Rapamycin.
00:08:41.000 Uh wrap him on ice.
00:08:43.000 Take him off.
00:08:45.000 I've heard of rapamycin before because rapamycin is something that uh Peter Atia is uh a big proponent of for longevity.
00:08:53.000 The the guy who wants to live forever?
00:08:55.000 No, no, that's Brian Johnson.
00:08:57.000 Uh another study at Texas AM university showed rapamycin could extend the lifespan of older dogs by up to twenty percent.
00:09:04.000 Generally well tolerated.
00:09:05.000 However, it can cause side effects such as lethargy, lack of appetite.
00:09:09.000 Oh boy.
00:09:11.000 No, you can't.
00:09:12.000 Interesting.
00:09:13.000 Is that it?
00:09:13.000 Because I think there was something else.
00:09:15.000 It was like a gene therapy.
00:09:20.000 What happened to the cloning thing?
00:09:22.000 What happened to CRISPR?
00:09:23.000 They probably already made clones.
00:09:25.000 But why did we not hear about that?
00:09:26.000 Aren't they cloning sheep and shit? 0.99
00:09:28.000 Yep.
00:09:28.000 And then we just stopped hearing about it.
00:09:29.000 Yeah, they probably made a bunch of people already.
00:09:31.000 Yeah.
00:09:31.000 What is it?
00:09:32.000 People telling you about clones are probably clones.
00:09:34.000 You ever see a person that looks exactly like another person, and then you ask them their name and it's the same name?
00:09:38.000 And you're like, no fucking way.
00:09:39.000 You know the story about those two baseball players?
00:09:41.000 No.
00:09:41.000 Oh, it's the nuttiest shit of all time.
00:09:43.000 These two baseball players look exactly the same, have the exact same name, and never met each other, and they both play baseball.
00:09:52.000 Let me see him.
00:09:53.000 Oh, it's bananas.
00:09:54.000 These two guys.
00:09:55.000 Oh my god.
00:09:57.000 What in the fuck?
00:09:58.000 Different parents.
00:09:59.000 Why are they wearing the same classes?
00:10:00.000 And their name is Brady Feigel, right?
00:10:02.000 So it's not even like a normal name.
00:10:04.000 Yeah, and they both got the same injury.
00:10:05.000 That's how they found out they were going to the same doctor.
00:10:07.000 Just imagine your name is Brady Feigel, and you meet another guy who's also Brady Fig.
00:10:13.000 You're both six foot four.
00:10:15.000 You both have red hair.
00:10:16.000 They're both really tall.
00:10:17.000 You both have black glasses.
00:10:19.000 You both have the fucking same crazy name.
00:10:22.000 That name is nuts.
00:10:23.000 Maryland and Missouri is not far enough away.
00:10:25.000 That's crazy.
00:10:26.000 That's crazy.
00:10:27.000 I think they also, once they found this out, they didn't immediately go meet each other.
00:10:30.000 They waited for like two or three years, maybe, I think.
00:10:33.000 Oh, if the guy played baseball and I played baseball, I'd be like, bro, we gotta hang out, freak people out.
00:10:39.000 They're different ages.
00:10:40.000 I thought they were the same age.
00:10:41.000 Oh, how old?
00:10:42.000 32 and 27.
00:10:43.000 Interesting.
00:10:44.000 The first guy must be really pissed.
00:10:46.000 This motherfucker's stealing my shine. 0.55
00:10:48.000 That's bizarre.
00:10:49.000 Yeah, but I just remember hearing so much about cloning.
00:10:52.000 Yeah.
00:10:52.000 And then it just stopped.
00:10:53.000 Well, they do it with dogs. 0.99
00:10:55.000 They do it with people's pets.
00:10:56.000 Like if you want to get your pet cloned, you can get your pet cloned.
00:10:59.000 That's a real thing.
00:11:00.000 What do you think?
00:11:00.000 It costs $30,000.
00:11:03.000 But then they're cloned at the same age.
00:11:05.000 It's no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:11:07.000 They're a puppy.
00:11:08.000 Nice.
00:11:09.000 Yeah.
00:11:09.000 See, we get to start from scratch.
00:11:11.000 Yeah, otherwise you'd have like an 11-year-old.
00:11:13.000 You keep like bringing back to the phone.
00:11:14.000 That'd be so mean.
00:11:15.000 That'd be so mean.
00:11:18.000 He's got arthritis, diarrhea.
00:11:20.000 Please let me die.
00:11:22.000 For the love of God.
00:11:23.000 You waited too long to clone him.
00:11:26.000 That's dude, bring it back as a puppy, though.
00:11:28.000 We could do that.
00:11:28.000 Did you see that movie with Demi Moore called The Substance?
00:11:31.000 Okay.
00:11:32.000 I fainted in the theater.
00:11:33.000 Bro.
00:11:36.000 Bro, that movie is nuts.
00:11:38.000 It's nuts.
00:11:39.000 I'm actually very pro that movie.
00:11:42.000 Like I love the narrative.
00:11:43.000 I was great.
00:11:44.000 I love the idea of that when you get all that face shit, you're just keeping an old person alive. 1.00
00:11:48.000 Yeah.
00:11:48.000 I've tried to describe that on stage so much where I'm like, doesn't it bother you that when people are like you look good for your age, you're just like hide it, like you're concealing your death there?
00:11:58.000 You know what I mean?
00:11:58.000 Like and that movie portrayed that perfectly.
00:12:01.000 Where it's just a fucking It's kind of ironic that Demi Moore, who looks insanely good at 62, played that lady.
00:12:08.000 Yeah.
00:12:09.000 You know, because like But I liked that because it showed like even when you saw her weird old lady butt, you were like, that's to me is Moore's nice butt, but I'm still like in awe of the young girl's butt, which is unacceptable. 0.99
00:12:23.000 It's unacceptable.
00:12:24.000 You know what I mean?
00:12:24.000 Like when she was doing the whole dance, and you're like, why is this so intense?
00:12:27.000 And you're like, because it's a young person.
00:12:29.000 Right.
00:12:30.000 I think that did that director do that director didn't do raw.
00:12:34.000 But it was a female director. 1.00
00:12:36.000 I don't know what else this director did, but that movie was awesome.
00:12:39.000 I hit the deck though.
00:12:40.000 I tried so I faint so easily.
00:12:42.000 Do you really?
00:12:42.000 Dude, I just blood and stuff, I faint, and I muscled through the gory part, and I was like, I'm fucking good.
00:12:47.000 Like I can't, I've cured it, and then the music, it's like when a movie starts going like ha ha ha like that, like on both sides.
00:12:55.000 I'm kidding.
00:12:56.000 Like a goat, dude.
00:12:57.000 I I got to the bathroom and I passed out.
00:13:00.000 I'm in New York just on the ground fainting.
00:13:02.000 People are walking over my body.
00:13:03.000 They're like homeless person.
00:13:05.000 That's hilarious.
00:13:06.000 That's so funny.
00:13:07.000 I used to date a girl that when if someone got a needle on the screen, she'd faint. 0.99
00:13:12.000 Yeah.
00:13:12.000 Yeah.
00:13:12.000 Just like it didn't matter where she was.
00:13:14.000 If someone got injected, I'm like, it's so bad.
00:13:17.000 Her dad had it too much.
00:13:18.000 My dad has it, yeah.
00:13:19.000 Dad was a dentist.
00:13:21.000 Which is crazy.
00:13:22.000 Like the dentist makes me faint.
00:13:24.000 When the when the kid, one of their uh her brother got like crazy sunburn, like Really bad where he got blisters.
00:13:31.000 The dad saw it and just fucking fainted.
00:13:33.000 Dude, it's crazy.
00:13:35.000 My sister called my dad once and she was working on cadavers and she was like, I'm so interested in this.
00:13:39.000 We cut into a cadaver today, and she just heard thump on the other line, and she was like, Dad, dad.
00:13:44.000 Oh my god.
00:13:46.000 He was done, dude.
00:13:48.000 He's fainted so many times.
00:13:50.000 From a phone call.
00:13:50.000 From a phone call.
00:13:51.000 That's so wide.
00:13:52.000 He couldn't be in our berths or anything.
00:13:54.000 He's a big thing.
00:13:54.000 Oh my god, that's crazy.
00:13:57.000 That's cr what is that?
00:13:59.000 It's called Vasovagal.
00:14:01.000 Okay, but is that a psychological thing?
00:14:03.000 Because it's obviously like your reaction to a thing.
00:14:08.000 Like, I wonder if you can temper that somehow.
00:14:10.000 Here's the problem with it is why I don't.
00:14:12.000 I used to think it was psychological, like me and my dad pictured things too well.
00:14:16.000 Like we pictured it, the needle going in.
00:14:18.000 But Vasovagal, like sometimes I'll be putting an earring in and I'll fucking everywhere. 0.99
00:14:24.000 So you don't bounce your head off the fucking linoleum.
00:14:27.000 So fucked up.
00:14:27.000 So I think it is neurological.
00:14:30.000 Well, I bet, but also triggered by high states of anxiety, right?
00:14:35.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:14:35.000 So that's what you would be able to control.
00:14:37.000 You wouldn't be able to control the fact that you do faint when you have a high level of anxiety.
00:14:41.000 So uh vasovagal response, sudden overreaction of the body's autonomic nervous system to a trigger such as pain or emotional stress uh or music that causes a temporary drop in heart rate and blood pressure.
00:14:55.000 Oh there's a whole part of my special where I talk about me and this guy who was also a fainter having sex.
00:15:02.000 Oh my god.
00:15:03.000 And you both fainted?
00:15:05.000 A lot.
00:15:05.000 Nice.
00:15:06.000 Yeah.
00:15:06.000 It's hot.
00:15:07.000 Yeah.
00:15:08.000 It was rough.
00:15:09.000 It was rough.
00:15:10.000 Because when you faint, it comes with sweating and seeing one like it's brutal.
00:15:15.000 And you probably hope the man doesn't faint.
00:15:17.000 Like he can keep it together.
00:15:18.000 Yeah.
00:15:18.000 That would be like a nice thing.
00:15:19.000 Yeah, totally.
00:15:20.000 Right?
00:15:20.000 Like a nice trait.
00:15:21.000 He could faint on command.
00:15:22.000 He could think it's only a paint.
00:15:23.000 Oh, that's hilarious.
00:15:24.000 Yeah.
00:15:25.000 That's hilarious.
00:15:26.000 I wonder what would happen if a guy like that had got drafted in Vietnam.
00:15:30.000 Done.
00:15:30.000 Faint.
00:15:30.000 Yeah, would have gotten a shot.
00:15:31.000 Faint shot.
00:15:32.000 Yeah.
00:15:33.000 That's it.
00:15:33.000 Yeah.
00:15:34.000 My dad had a heart attack once and fainted.
00:15:40.000 And I saw him in the hospital and I was like, what happened?
00:15:42.000 The heart attack fucked up your face.
00:15:44.000 And he was like, I fainted on a fence.
00:15:45.000 I was like, that's crazy.
00:15:46.000 Oh my god.
00:15:47.000 Yeah, he fainted so much.
00:15:48.000 And he was a contractor, so he would always have cuts and stuff and be like, no, be out.
00:15:53.000 It was crazy.
00:15:54.000 That's nuts.
00:15:54.000 Yeah.
00:15:54.000 He jigsawed through to his nose one time.
00:15:57.000 Yeah.
00:15:58.000 Because he fainted?
00:15:59.000 No, but then he fainted.
00:16:01.000 He like pulled the cord and then it cut through his nose and then he got faints.
00:16:05.000 It's crazy.
00:16:05.000 Oh my God.
00:16:07.000 Oh my God.
00:16:08.000 I would wear a helmet everywhere if I was that dude.
00:16:10.000 Yeah.
00:16:10.000 I just wear a football helmet.
00:16:11.000 Just like I'm a fan.
00:16:12.000 That's what we have to worry about all the time.
00:16:14.000 Like if I cut myself, it's not about the cut.
00:16:16.000 Like the stitches are not.
00:16:17.000 It's that I'm about to hit the deck.
00:16:19.000 It's crazy.
00:16:20.000 It's so fucked up.
00:16:21.000 Have you ever fainted right before you went on stage?
00:16:24.000 Because I would think that's like a heightened state of anxiety a little bit, especially in the early days.
00:16:28.000 I've panicked.
00:16:29.000 Well, another problem is I get when I I panic when I have really bad intrusive thoughts.
00:16:34.000 Like I I was around a famous person recently and I was convinced I was gonna bite bite her.
00:16:39.000 I started getting a full panic, which makes you want to faint.
00:16:44.000 But it's a is a it's a different thing, but both lead to fainting.
00:16:47.000 I knew a dude who was a warm-up guy, you know, he'd used to do warm-up and he had a real problem with anxiety.
00:16:53.000 He just would freak out, and he was a comic and just it never worked out for him because his anxiety would just overwhelm him.
00:16:58.000 Yeah.
00:16:58.000 And one time, he was warming up for the Cosby show, and he got this idea in his head that he was gonna say the N-word.
00:17:07.000 Of course.
00:17:07.000 And he's like, Don't say it.
00:17:09.000 Of course.
00:17:09.000 Don't say it.
00:17:10.000 Oh, the Cosby show.
00:17:11.000 Yeah.
00:17:12.000 So he's warming up for the Cosby show.
00:17:14.000 So he's you know, basically in the crowd, warming up.
00:17:16.000 Okay, so here in the next scene, Dr. Huxtable's gonna come in.
00:17:19.000 And all his mind is telling him is don't say the N-word.
00:17:23.000 Yeah.
00:17:23.000 He was not gonna say it.
00:17:25.000 He was never gonna say it.
00:17:26.000 But for whatever reason, he was overwhelmed by this fear of saying the N-word in this like very predominantly black audience.
00:17:34.000 And he completely had a meltdown while he was doing warm-up.
00:17:37.000 Where he was panicking.
00:17:38.000 Full panic.
00:17:42.000 Mine is violence.
00:17:43.000 I think I'm going to bite, I think I'm gonna, yeah, totally.
00:17:46.000 Or on airplanes, I'm worried I'm gonna pull the exit thing off all the time.
00:17:50.000 Mine is very violent, or the person next to me I'm gonna bite down on.
00:17:54.000 That's probably a better response than like shrieking and falling to the ground.
00:18:00.000 I know, but that I was the the famous woman.
00:18:03.000 I was like, I don't want to be the biter. 1.00
00:18:05.000 But you wouldn't bite her.
00:18:06.000 And then I know, but I thought, but it I had so long to obsess about it.
00:18:09.000 Can you tell me who it is?
00:18:10.000 It was Laura Dern.
00:18:12.000 Really?
00:18:12.000 You thought you were gonna bite Laura Dern?
00:18:14.000 Isn't she an admiral in Star Wars?
00:18:16.000 I love her so much.
00:18:18.000 But she was being so nice to me, and we were sitting next to each other for so long, and I was like, What if I just bit Laura Dern?
00:18:24.000 And my brain was like, You're not.
00:18:25.000 And I was like, But this might be the time that you do the thing.
00:18:27.000 One time I was on a chairlift and I was like, What if you jumped off and I obsessed so long that I just jumped off?
00:18:32.000 Whoa.
00:18:32.000 I was fine.
00:18:33.000 I landed and was fine.
00:18:35.000 But I still was like, I did the thing.
00:18:37.000 Oh no.
00:18:38.000 So since then I've been like How far was the jump?
00:18:40.000 Not far.
00:18:41.000 Okay.
00:18:41.000 That's the other thing I have to remember is I waited for the snow to come up and meet the chairlift way closer and then jump.
00:18:47.000 So my you wanna smart.
00:18:49.000 Yeah.
00:18:49.000 Yeah, you're not crazy.
00:18:50.000 You're not crazy.
00:18:51.000 Just like a little thrill.
00:18:52.000 Yeah.
00:18:52.000 Just a little bitty thrill.
00:18:53.000 Totally.
00:18:54.000 Like biting her. 0.98
00:18:55.000 Think about bite.
00:18:55.000 She was so nice.
00:18:59.000 So Hollywood, you know.
00:19:00.000 And I was like, oh, I could really her skin was Hollywood.
00:19:04.000 Just so pure, so nice.
00:19:05.000 Interesting.
00:19:06.000 I got bug bites all over.
00:19:07.000 I accidentally sat next to Daryl Hannah once at Cantor's Deli in the 90s.
00:19:12.000 Okay.
00:19:13.000 And uh they were doing some fucking game.
00:19:16.000 They were playing some game.
00:19:17.000 Her and her friends were playing some game with like states, like figure out like what you know, what's the keystone state, like that kind of shit.
00:19:23.000 Yeah.
00:19:24.000 And I was helping her.
00:19:25.000 But she was totally normal.
00:19:26.000 Like it was net we never acknowledged that she's Daryl Hannah at Cantor's Deli.
00:19:30.000 Playing a game.
00:19:31.000 She was like super chill.
00:19:33.000 That's so nice.
00:19:34.000 Yeah.
00:19:34.000 Her and her friends are having a sandwich, just laughing and doing some game about states.
00:19:40.000 They're normal as hell.
00:19:41.000 D Matt Damon was at the cellar recently, and I couldn't I was so fucked up at how I don't know how it was fucking me up so much.
00:19:48.000 I do too many, I microdose too many my trees, but I was like, his arms and hands are so Matt Damon's arms and hands.
00:19:55.000 Like I knew them so well, and he was like gesticulating, and I was like, I fucking know those frickin' arms.
00:20:01.000 It was crazy.
00:20:02.000 From movies, yeah, like just moving.
00:20:04.000 It's weird to know somebody so well and never have spoken to them.
00:20:06.000 It's disturbing.
00:20:07.000 That is odd.
00:20:08.000 Yeah.
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00:21:59.000 I'm I met Matt Damon in Italy at a restaurant where he was sitting underneath a photo of himself.
00:22:06.000 That's weird.
00:22:08.000 This this did he choose to sit there?
00:22:10.000 No, no, no.
00:22:11.000 The the restaurant owner had him there before.
00:22:13.000 It was a nice table and there's photos all over the wall of celebrities that had been there before.
00:22:19.000 And so Matt Damon went and sat down at the table where the photo of this owner, you know, taking a picture with Matt Damon is.
00:22:27.000 That's some meta shit.
00:22:28.000 That's crazy.
00:22:29.000 He seems really sweet.
00:22:30.000 He's a very nice guy.
00:22:32.000 Super normal guy.
00:22:33.000 There's a lot of them that are like super normal.
00:22:34.000 They always hold this thing like I doubt fucking crazy people.
00:22:40.000 There's always like a thing in your head.
00:22:41.000 You're like, they gotta be out of their fucking mind.
00:22:43.000 Totally.
00:22:43.000 Yeah.
00:22:44.000 Um what's the guy's Peter Dinklage.
00:22:47.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:22:48.000 Came into the cellar and um threw a chicken wing at my friend's chest, just like out of nowhere.
00:22:56.000 Somebody introduced him, like Gillis or something.
00:22:58.000 Somebody, maybe it was Schultz who was like, oh, this is so-and-so, he's a good comic.
00:23:01.000 And he threw a chicken wing at him.
00:23:03.000 And I was like, that's the most Peter Dinklage, like just basically being a little renaissance man throwing like his size turkey leg is crazy.
00:23:12.000 It's crazy.
00:23:14.000 A little friend of Sonic just being like, oh wait, just uh I was like, that's two on the nose.
00:23:20.000 It's crazy.
00:23:21.000 Problem is I knew him first from elf.
00:23:23.000 Oh, yeah.
00:23:24.000 You know?
00:23:24.000 So even though he's the Game of Thrones guy, to me, he's always the angry writer from ELF.
00:23:29.000 I know him from um the guy uh for weddings and a funeral or wedding wedding at a funeral.
00:23:34.000 I never saw that.
00:23:35.000 I heard it was really good.
00:23:36.000 Really good.
00:23:36.000 I heard it's really good.
00:23:37.000 Never saw it.
00:23:38.000 Crazy funny.
00:23:39.000 Yeah.
00:23:39.000 That guy's great.
00:23:40.000 He's he was so good in Game of Thrones.
00:23:43.000 It was so good.
00:23:43.000 That's a complicated role.
00:23:45.000 Yeah.
00:23:45.000 Complicated.
00:23:46.000 That fucking show was so good.
00:23:48.000 The new one I'm trying to get into it, but like every season is like five years apart from the last one.
00:23:53.000 You have to figure out who is who is this lady.
00:23:56.000 Dude, Game of Thrones won.
00:23:57.000 I had to I was like asking a thousand people.
00:23:59.000 I was like, I don't understand which place is which.
00:24:01.000 I had to like map it out.
00:24:03.000 I could not figure it out.
00:24:04.000 But it's so good.
00:24:05.000 It opened up with the brother and sister.
00:24:07.000 Fucking.
00:24:08.000 That was so sick.
00:24:09.000 And I was making a cripple out of the other brother. 1.00
00:24:11.000 Yeah, it was crazy.
00:24:12.000 Nuts.
00:24:12.000 And the just full on rape.
00:24:14.000 Yeah.
00:24:15.000 Of the Daenerys girl.
00:24:16.000 They cut the fucking head off the king.
00:24:17.000 You're like, no.
00:24:18.000 Yeah.
00:24:18.000 He's crazy.
00:24:19.000 He's the best.
00:24:20.000 He's the best.
00:24:21.000 He's the king.
00:24:22.000 They did a great job.
00:24:23.000 Oh, that fucking fucking show ruled. 0.59
00:24:25.000 It was such a good show.
00:24:26.000 Such the season one was I mean, I mean, not season one, uh the real Game of Thrones.
00:24:31.000 The new ones, like, yeah.
00:24:33.000 It's good.
00:24:34.000 But you know, you're always you're Jay Leno after Johnny Carson.
00:24:37.000 Yeah.
00:24:37.000 It's like totally.
00:24:38.000 You get attached to the characters.
00:24:40.000 You're just like, oh.
00:24:42.000 I didn't I don't remember the last season.
00:24:44.000 Oh, the last season was weird where Cersei rules.
00:24:47.000 I was in uh Croatia, and uh there's the place where they where King's Landing is.
00:24:53.000 Yeah.
00:24:53.000 Like that's where they filmed it.
00:24:55.000 Oh, that's awesome.
00:24:55.000 And they they like sort of do tours where they show you where they film certain scenes.
00:25:00.000 Yeah.
00:25:01.000 And one of the scenes is when she was shame, shame.
00:25:05.000 The little cobblestone, that's pretty.
00:25:07.000 That's right there.
00:25:08.000 Yeah.
00:25:08.000 You can actually see it.
00:25:09.000 That's really cool.
00:25:10.000 It's pretty cool.
00:25:11.000 Yeah.
00:25:11.000 They filmed a lot of things.
00:25:14.000 We do the shame.
00:25:15.000 Shame.
00:25:15.000 Shame.
00:25:16.000 I just went through a horrible Twitter thing last night.
00:25:18.000 Oh no.
00:25:19.000 Dude, I got dragged.
00:25:22.000 You can't read that.
00:25:23.000 I did I dude.
00:25:24.000 It was a fan hit me up and goes, Don't go on Twitter.
00:25:26.000 And I went on Twitter and it was so this crazy out of context thing where I was like talking, I was on Stav's podcast and I was talking about how I was talking about this guy who used the word, I'm not gonna say it, T-R-A-I don't know how to spell it, N-N-Y.
00:25:42.000 Okay.
00:25:43.000 He used that word.
00:25:45.000 And I was being like, that word is so fucking antiquated that at this point to me it it sounds like somebody's just calling like a drag queen that.
00:25:52.000 And everybody took it as me saying that trans people are in drag.
00:25:57.000 Oh god.
00:25:58.000 And it like, dude, it was just like went at me.
00:26:01.000 And like the crazy thing is I thought I was being woke on that podcast.
00:26:04.000 I had like friends of mine being like fucked order.
00:26:08.000 Like it was crazy.
00:26:09.000 Friends of yours.
00:26:10.000 Fri I mean friendly people, like people I work with.
00:26:12.000 Yeah, those people can go eat shit. 1.00
00:26:14.000 Those pylon people, they can all go eat shit. 1.00
00:26:16.000 But that was my like first big one.
00:26:18.000 I've had one before, but that was like those that kind of shit pushes people away from all the things you're trying to promote.
00:26:27.000 Like it does it's it doesn't mean that people hate trans people if they say something like that.
00:26:31.000 That's not what you're saying.
00:26:33.000 I was saying the opposite.
00:26:34.000 I was being like, this guy was such an asshole for using that word.
00:26:37.000 Also, that word is so corny.
00:26:38.000 Right.
00:26:39.000 That I feel like at this point it's not even referenced to transgender people that it's like what we say for drag.
00:26:46.000 Some people still use it.
00:26:48.000 Totally.
00:26:48.000 But it's uh that's not the point.
00:26:51.000 The point is it's like you what are you trying to do?
00:26:53.000 You're not trying to hurt anybody's feelings.
00:26:55.000 So shut the fuck up. 1.00
00:26:56.000 Everybody's just looking for a reason to be offended.
00:27:00.000 It's just trying to find anything that they can like green light, go.
00:27:04.000 It's no reason, no nuance.
00:27:07.000 Yeah, of course.
00:27:08.000 It's so crazy.
00:27:09.000 Of course.
00:27:09.000 It was so and I'm just like reading all of them, and I was like, this is so many people that are just like, this dumb bitch.
00:27:15.000 One of them said this is a fat retard talking to a skinny retard about me and put me and stuff. 1.00
00:27:19.000 And I was like, oh well, that's actually really sweet.
00:27:21.000 That's really nice.
00:27:23.000 Yeah, I love being skinny.
00:27:24.000 Yeah, well, this is just what's going on online.
00:27:27.000 And most of the people that are on the city, no, I don't have Twitter.
00:27:29.000 Oh, good.
00:27:30.000 I don't have Twitter.
00:27:30.000 I deleted it because I kept looking at my ex's twit tweets.
00:27:34.000 And then I was like, I'm deleting this for sobriety, you know.
00:27:37.000 And then I went on it the other day and I was like, this is a nightmare, dude.
00:27:41.000 It was crazy.
00:27:42.000 And I hit up those people who tweeted, and I was like, hey, why wouldn't you just text me, man?
00:27:46.000 Like, I care about you, you care about me.
00:27:48.000 This was totally out of context.
00:27:49.000 If you just asked me about it, I would have showed you the whole clip, you know.
00:27:52.000 And they were like, You're right.
00:27:53.000 That was crazy.
00:27:54.000 It's a mental illness factory. 0.89
00:27:56.000 Yeah.
00:27:57.000 It's Twitter is just a giant cunt farm. 0.75
00:27:59.000 Yeah.
00:28:00.000 That's what it is.
00:28:01.000 It just everybody just is growing cunty thoughts.
00:28:04.000 I just didn't know.
00:28:05.000 I just am not even in there.
00:28:07.000 Yeah, it's not good.
00:28:08.000 I don't I stay off it as much as humanly possible.
00:28:10.000 I try to get on it in the morning just see what everybody's upset about.
00:28:13.000 See what's in the news.
00:28:14.000 What the f like a UFO got shot with a hellfire missile, and there's they have footage today and rep Luna.
00:28:21.000 Yeah.
00:28:22.000 They they were talking about it in hearings today.
00:28:24.000 There's a video of a hearings?
00:28:26.000 Yes.
00:28:27.000 There's a video of a UFO getting hit by a hellfire missile, and the hellfire missile just blows apart and the UFO just keeps moving.
00:28:34.000 What it what was the FO?
00:28:36.000 What did it look like?
00:28:37.000 Like a dot on a screen where they always look.
00:28:39.000 They look like shit.
00:28:40.000 I saw something weird coming down from the moon the other day.
00:28:43.000 Do not know what it was.
00:28:44.000 Look at this.
00:28:45.000 So watch this.
00:28:47.000 So the here's the UFO, there's the missile.
00:28:49.000 Watch this happens.
00:28:53.000 Does it it just knocks it around and then the thing just gets right back on track?
00:28:59.000 Which is bananas.
00:29:00.000 Like anything that gets hit by a hellfire missile, usually gets a fucking obliterated.
00:29:05.000 Especially something that's literally the size of the missile.
00:29:09.000 It's cruising.
00:29:10.000 Yeah, it's flying.
00:29:12.000 I mean, not fast enough that it could duck a missile.
00:29:15.000 So which is kind of weird that it let itself get hit.
00:29:18.000 It's hard to see even what happens.
00:29:19.000 It's like what is that little bit?
00:29:21.000 Right.
00:29:21.000 It's animation.
00:29:23.000 It's fucking Pong.
00:29:24.000 We're we're looking at Pong.
00:29:26.000 You know?
00:29:26.000 Yeah.
00:29:26.000 It's like an old video game, a really shitty video game.
00:29:29.000 This is the this is why I have the hardest time getting excited about any of this stuff.
00:29:34.000 It's like I don't know what I just saw.
00:29:36.000 You're telling me I saw a hellfire missile hit a UFO.
00:29:38.000 It's like, you know, you you're reading Morse code to me.
00:29:41.000 I don't know.
00:29:42.000 Well, AI has done that too, where now it's like I can't even go on Instagram.
00:29:46.000 It's not even fun anymore because I don't know what's real or not.
00:29:48.000 Oh yeah, we get caught all the time.
00:29:50.000 Really?
00:29:51.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:29:52.000 Yeah, there's always something.
00:29:53.000 There's always something that you think is real.
00:29:55.000 Like Tim Wals with the fuck Trump shirt on dancing on the elevator.
00:29:58.000 James like it's fake.
00:29:58.000 I'm like, no, no, no, it's real.
00:30:00.000 I'm like, I'm just past the age bracket where I can't detect it.
00:30:04.000 It's crazy.
00:30:05.000 Well, no one can detect it anymore.
00:30:06.000 Because especially what looks like cell phone footage.
00:30:09.000 Because cell phone footage is kind of shitty already, so they just make it kind of shitty, and you don't know.
00:30:14.000 You know what the fuck you're looking at.
00:30:16.000 My mom liked the photo on Facebook that a fake AI photo of me on the beach, different tattoos with with a man and she liked it.
00:30:24.000 I'm like, mom, what are you doing?
00:30:25.000 Who do you think that guy is?
00:30:27.000 You know that I'm single.
00:30:28.000 She's like, you look beautiful in it.
00:30:29.000 I'm like, it's not real.
00:30:30.000 That's not my body.
00:30:31.000 That's not the body you gave birth to. 1.00
00:30:33.000 Boomers can't handle it. 1.00
00:30:34.000 No.
00:30:34.000 They're so removed from this technology that they're living in an alternative dimension.
00:30:38.000 Yeah, totally.
00:30:39.000 I don't know what she does on that.
00:30:40.000 They get their news on TV and that's a rap.
00:30:42.000 Yeah.
00:30:43.000 Whatever the guy says in front of the camera.
00:30:45.000 Yeah.
00:30:45.000 That's the one.
00:30:46.000 My mom is my news source, which is nice.
00:30:47.000 I didn't know the Epstein drawing had come out.
00:30:50.000 Oh yeah.
00:30:51.000 What is so the drawing is a draw?
00:30:53.000 Was that the same as the one that had been leaked before?
00:30:57.000 Is it different?
00:30:57.000 I'm pretty sure that leaked one was someone took the description, put it in AI.
00:31:03.000 So this is the actual drawing.
00:31:04.000 Yeah, and this one they actually got the book and someone like leaked it.
00:31:07.000 I'm gonna grab her. 1.00
00:31:08.000 The drawing, I did think when I imagined it that it was gonna be like a well, I was imagining like DiCaprio drawing a French girl, you know, and when I saw that one, I was like, Trump, at least make her hot.
00:31:18.000 What are you doing?
00:31:19.000 But what was the transcript he had written out?
00:31:21.000 He had it like this is it.
00:31:23.000 What is voiceover mean?
00:31:25.000 It says uh there must be more to life than having everything.
00:31:29.000 Donald, Yes, there is.
00:31:30.000 So he wrote this.
00:31:31.000 Supposedly.
00:31:32.000 The voice, it says voiceover, like he's like a movie star.
00:31:36.000 Like he's in a script.
00:31:37.000 Donald, yes, there is, but I won't tell you what it is.
00:31:40.000 Jeffrey, nor will I, since I also know what it is.
00:31:43.000 Who fucking talks like this?
00:31:45.000 Donald, we have certain things in common, Jeffrey.
00:31:47.000 Jeffrey, yes, we do.
00:31:49.000 Come to think of it.
00:31:50.000 Donald, Enigmas never age. 1.00
00:31:52.000 Have you noticed that?
00:31:53.000 Jeffrey, as a matter of fact, it was clear to me the last time I saw you.
00:31:58.000 Oh is a wonderful thing.
00:32:01.000 Happy birthday.
00:32:02.000 May every day be another wonderful secret.
00:32:05.000 Oh.
00:32:06.000 And then I like how he's got the signature right with a bushes.
00:32:09.000 Yeah.
00:32:10.000 I don't think that he meant for that though.
00:32:12.000 Oh, come on. 0.87
00:32:13.000 It made it sound like he meant for that.
00:32:14.000 I think he did.
00:32:15.000 I don't I think he just signed it.
00:32:17.000 Maybe.
00:32:17.000 But I was imagining it.
00:32:18.000 But it's kind of ironic.
00:32:20.000 It's right where the vagine is.
00:32:21.000 But I don't think that's a good one.
00:32:22.000 I don't think Trump likes a hairy character.
00:32:25.000 Okay.
00:32:26.000 That's a dude with womanly hips. 1.00
00:32:27.000 Yeah.
00:32:28.000 Like, look at the boobs. 1.00
00:32:29.000 They're weird.
00:32:29.000 It's like a it could be a back.
00:32:31.000 Yeah, it could be anything.
00:32:32.000 It could be a snail smile.
00:32:34.000 I don't get why he's writing a script.
00:32:36.000 Yeah, it's very odd stuff.
00:32:38.000 It's quite strange.
00:32:39.000 Well, it's also like the way like enigmas never age. 1.00
00:32:42.000 Have you noticed that?
00:32:44.000 And Jeffrey, as a matter of fact, it was clear to me the last time I saw you.
00:32:47.000 Like, if one of my friends sent me that, I'd be like, I'm getting a new number.
00:32:51.000 Yeah.
00:32:53.000 Why didn't you just write happy birthday?
00:32:54.000 Yeah, what the fuck is wrong with you, Enigma?
00:32:57.000 Happy birthday, Jeff.
00:32:58.000 That's all I want.
00:33:00.000 Happy birthday, Jeff.
00:33:01.000 May we hang out soon.
00:33:03.000 Well, also, like, what year was this that he wrote this?
00:33:06.000 I think it was for his 50th birthday was the word.
00:33:09.000 So I'll see what year it would have been.
00:33:11.000 It wouldn't have been that long ago.
00:33:13.000 But you see.
00:33:14.000 Well, it had to be because he kicked him out of Mar a Lago in like the 2000s, right?
00:33:18.000 I think 2011, I think, is when they said that was.
00:33:21.000 That's when they kicked him out?
00:33:22.000 I think so.
00:33:23.000 I thought it was before that because I think that's when he got arrested.
00:33:26.000 Yeah, I think that was related to that.
00:33:28.000 They kicked Epstein out.
00:33:29.000 Can I touch this?
00:33:30.000 Yeah.
00:33:30.000 That is a recreation.
00:33:32.000 That's a 3D printed recreation of these very strange vases that they find in Egypt that are part of an older dynasty that are so exact, and the way they did it is completely unknown.
00:33:44.000 That is just a piece of plastic, but it's that's an actual 3D rick recreation of the original vase.
00:33:50.000 That you think aliens did.
00:33:51.000 No, no, no, no.
00:33:52.000 I think a very complex ancient civilization that was wiped out by some sort of a cataclysmic disaster that had very sophisticated technology.
00:34:01.000 Because that was was it diorite that that was carved out of?
00:34:05.000 Are you an alien guy or are you an agnostic alien guy?
00:34:09.000 I'm on the fence.
00:34:10.000 You're on the fence.
00:34:10.000 Yeah.
00:34:11.000 You were alien guy?
00:34:12.000 I've been back and forth, off the fence, on the fence.
00:34:15.000 I've been over the other side.
00:34:17.000 I go back and forth.
00:34:18.000 I think it's highly unlikely that we're alone.
00:34:21.000 Highly unlikely.
00:34:22.000 Yeah.
00:34:23.000 And there's just too many stories of people having encounters with something for people been writing these things down for thousands of years.
00:34:33.000 I haven't had any experience though.
00:34:35.000 Yeah.
00:34:36.000 I think if it's like a relationship, if you want it too bad, you won't get it.
00:34:39.000 Other than psychedelics.
00:34:41.000 Which makes me go.
00:34:42.000 You've seen guys?
00:34:43.000 No, I've seen stuff.
00:34:45.000 I've seen entities.
00:34:46.000 Really?
00:34:47.000 Yeah, 100%.
00:34:48.000 I've had interactions with other beings.
00:34:51.000 Tree entities or like space entities.
00:34:54.000 I've had tree entities.
00:34:56.000 Things that didn't have like a form that was solid, their form would change and morph.
00:35:03.000 And they had consciousness.
00:35:05.000 But you know, it's like, what is what's really going on?
00:35:07.000 Like, are you really imagining this?
00:35:10.000 Or are you tapping in what it feels like, but it might not be this.
00:35:15.000 What it feels like is you're tapping into another dimension and you're interacting with some disembodied souls, like disembodied consciousness that doesn't have a physical form.
00:35:26.000 That's what it feels like.
00:35:27.000 Yeah.
00:35:27.000 But it feels highly intelligent and very aware of what you're full of shit about, what you're what you're not, like what your thoughts are, whether your thoughts are positive or negative, like it shows you negative thoughts and positive thoughts.
00:35:42.000 Yeah, I was talking to Ari about that on his podcast about how like when I took acid, if I had a negative thought, all of the clouds would turn into skulls, and if I had a positive thought, they'd all turn into these dancers, and I could switch it.
00:35:54.000 I could just like switch and my entire visual would change with my mental.
00:35:57.000 I had a very similar experience once Where when I had negative thoughts, everything would go like black and pixelated and dark, and then I would have a positive, I would realize it, like, oh no, no, no, no, this you're doing this, and then boom, it would blossom into these beautiful geometric patterns.
00:36:15.000 I was like, oh.
00:36:17.000 Yeah, you're kind of in control of how you view things, which is in control of how your life works.
00:36:22.000 That's the one thing that psychedelics wants you to get so hard.
00:36:25.000 That's like the biggest thing.
00:36:26.000 Every time I do it, it feels like it's making fun of me.
00:36:28.000 It's like, bro, this is all you.
00:36:30.000 Like you have control.
00:36:31.000 Yes.
00:36:32.000 You can have a bad life or a good life.
00:36:33.000 Make the fucking choice.
00:36:34.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:36:35.000 And every time I do it, I'm like, okay, I'll remember.
00:36:37.000 And then the next day I'm like, ah, somebody said I'm fat on Twitter.
00:36:41.000 You know, it's cra I just had this big revelation the other day where I was like, what if everything is alright?
00:36:47.000 Like I'm writing, and then this weird thing happened, and I'm like, I'm gonna die.
00:36:50.000 Everybody's and I was like, oh yeah.
00:36:52.000 Sometimes I feel like when you have those revelations, you get a little tested.
00:36:56.000 You ever feel like that?
00:36:57.000 Like I'll be like, Yeah.
00:36:58.000 When I'm things when I'm like, okay, you know, like I was my head was so big about the Netflix coming out.
00:37:04.000 I drop in at the creek yesterday, do a new joke set, bomb, just bomb the whole way through, sweating, sweating in front of these people.
00:37:11.000 They're like, they don't know who I am.
00:37:13.000 They're just like, what are you saying?
00:37:14.000 And I was like, okay, just trying brand new weird stuff.
00:37:17.000 Right.
00:37:18.000 Because my ego's so big that I'm like, I don't even need the workshop, this shit bitch. 1.00
00:37:22.000 And I do it, and they're just like, we don't understand you.
00:37:24.000 And I'm like, anyway, watch the special, it's a lot better than that.
00:37:29.000 It is the most humbling thing to work on new stuff after you put out a special.
00:37:32.000 It's the most humbling.
00:37:34.000 Because you have no weapons.
00:37:35.000 And you just were doing shows where you're like BAM, tight, ready.
00:37:39.000 Totally.
00:37:39.000 Yeah.
00:37:40.000 Looking at the notepad and being like, what else?
00:37:42.000 Still nothing on there.
00:37:43.000 Yeah.
00:37:44.000 It's crazy.
00:37:45.000 It's the hardest thing, is like coming up with subjects.
00:37:48.000 You know?
00:37:48.000 It's also hard when your brain is preoccupied with putting out a special, I've noticed.
00:37:51.000 Right.
00:37:52.000 You know, like I'm like, I'm editing, I'm thinking about shit, promotion, and then I'm like, have to but that's why I think you have to take time.
00:37:59.000 A hundred percent.
00:38:00.000 But the rush.
00:38:01.000 People are like, aren't you so proud of yourself?
00:38:02.000 And I'm like, no, because now I'm doing bad sets.
00:38:04.000 Yeah.
00:38:05.000 You know what I mean?
00:38:05.000 I don't have time to be proud because I'm going up on stage and being like, throw here something, I was thinking, you know, and it never I think that's a good thing for us.
00:38:13.000 It's a good like reality check.
00:38:14.000 Yeah.
00:38:15.000 It's great.
00:38:16.000 Yeah, like every couple of years, you gotta get smacked in the face and start from scratch again.
00:38:20.000 It's really good.
00:38:20.000 Brian Simpson did a brilliant thing.
00:38:22.000 So what Brian Simpson did is he developed two hours.
00:38:25.000 So he put out one hour, and then when he went touring afterwards, he had another hour already.
00:38:30.000 Well, I thought he asked Ari, I thought he was like, Can I put out both hours?
00:38:34.000 Can I put out all of it?
00:38:36.000 Don't do that.
00:38:36.000 Yeah.
00:38:37.000 Yeah, I think what he did was perfect.
00:38:38.000 When I did the half hour, I had that.
00:38:40.000 I did it, put a half hour out and I was fucking cruising.
00:38:43.000 But this one, I any fat that I had, I cut and was like, I hate you're dead to me.
00:38:49.000 Right.
00:38:49.000 So all of the stuff I liked, I put in it.
00:38:51.000 So then when I was touring, I was like, I've already decided that I hate that.
00:38:55.000 Right.
00:38:55.000 I can bring it back up, but I don't want to.
00:38:57.000 Right.
00:38:58.000 Then then you feel like you're a fraud if you do.
00:39:00.000 Yeah.
00:39:00.000 Yeah.
00:39:01.000 And if you're not interested in the subject, like if you're like it's dead to me, it's over.
00:39:06.000 Yeah.
00:39:06.000 You gotta let it go.
00:39:07.000 Totally.
00:39:08.000 It's crazy.
00:39:09.000 And it's hard to be on stage and talking about what I want to talk about, which is how crazy it is to be putting out a special.
00:39:15.000 You know what I mean?
00:39:15.000 But I don't want to talk do that because I won I want to do evergreen material.
00:39:19.000 Also, that's like it's just not relatable.
00:39:22.000 Not relatable.
00:39:22.000 But you're like, I want to tell you guys about this.
00:39:24.000 That's what's on my mind.
00:39:25.000 Especially the people that don't know who you are, then it's really not relatable.
00:39:29.000 Yeah.
00:39:30.000 Bill Burr was very inspiring because he put out that special about how he changed his mindset.
00:39:36.000 Mm-hmm.
00:39:36.000 You know what I mean?
00:39:37.000 The most recent one where he was like, I'm not gonna be an angry person anymore.
00:39:40.000 And that was sick because I feel like sometimes I'll be like, maybe I should have a perspective shift where I am stop being such an angry person and against humanity.
00:39:50.000 And I'm like, no, but that's not funny.
00:39:52.000 So seeing Burr do that, I'm like, oh, I could have material about how like therapy helps, you know, instead of how my therapist sucks.
00:39:59.000 You know what I mean?
00:39:59.000 Like and that was nice to see him do that.
00:40:01.000 Where he was like, I'm gonna stop harassing my wife.
00:40:04.000 That was the whole special.
00:40:05.000 Was like, I'm my wife is like gonna die someday, and I'm making her life quite bad.
00:40:09.000 It was great.
00:40:10.000 When I was young, I had this stupid idea in my mind that you should stray away from meditation or enlightenment or anything because it would get in the way of being funny.
00:40:20.000 Yeah, totally.
00:40:21.000 It would get in the way of chaos.
00:40:23.000 I have that with relationships.
00:40:24.000 I get I'm like, I'm gonna keep the tumultuous relationship and I'm just gonna keep like that's how I thrive.
00:40:28.000 Mining for material.
00:40:30.000 Mining for material, just keep myself in a in a state of like unknown constantly so that I feel like I'm alive.
00:40:37.000 Ooh.
00:40:37.000 Because I feel like I'll die if I have any comfort or stability.
00:40:40.000 I look my studio is the size of this table.
00:40:42.000 There's no reason I should live like that.
00:40:43.000 It's crazy.
00:40:44.000 It's there's no reason.
00:40:45.000 But I just keep myself in these little fucking.
00:40:47.000 Do you like living in New York like that?
00:40:49.000 I don't need to.
00:40:50.000 I can live in a bigger place in New York.
00:40:52.000 It's totally fine.
00:40:53.000 So you're doing it to yourself.
00:40:54.000 Yeah.
00:40:54.000 I'm doing it to myself to be like, you have to struggle.
00:40:56.000 And you don't don't you don't even get to clean your tuna cans.
00:40:59.000 You have to leave them.
00:41:00.000 It's crazy.
00:41:01.000 It's crazy.
00:41:02.000 At least you know it's crazy.
00:41:04.000 Yeah, totally.
00:41:04.000 And I'm working on it.
00:41:05.000 I am working.
00:41:06.000 Oh, okay.
00:41:06.000 I am working.
00:41:07.000 Talking to a realtor?
00:41:08.000 I'm ta I'm talking to two therapists.
00:41:11.000 And yeah, that's the other thing is I'm like, I don't want to get a bigger place if I'm gonna buy a place in New York.
00:41:15.000 Oh eventually you're gonna buy a place.
00:41:17.000 Right.
00:41:18.000 So I'm like, maybe just struggle.
00:41:19.000 But it's a weird time for the real estate market right now.
00:41:22.000 I bought a house in Ithaca.
00:41:23.000 Oh yeah?
00:41:24.000 Upstate.
00:41:25.000 Yeah, upstate.
00:41:26.000 Oh, you're one of them people that get to the upstate house.
00:41:28.000 Well to visit.
00:41:29.000 It's like five hours from New York.
00:41:30.000 So people are like upstate.
00:41:32.000 And I'm like, no, it's like paintball upstate, dude.
00:41:34.000 It's so do you take a flight or you drive?
00:41:36.000 I take a there's a flight from JFK now.
00:41:39.000 And you go to Ithaca and what just watch TV?
00:41:42.000 I just I mainly just work on the house and work on the you know, just do shit to get it up and run.
00:41:48.000 I don't know what I'm gonna do when it's done.
00:41:49.000 So you just like being uh in a small town?
00:41:52.000 Well, my family's there.
00:41:54.000 Oh okay, that makes sense.
00:41:55.000 Yeah, my niece is there.
00:41:56.000 That makes sense.
00:41:57.000 Yeah.
00:41:57.000 Okay.
00:41:58.000 But I was like, Did you just pick Ithaca?
00:42:00.000 I don't know.
00:42:00.000 No way, no way.
00:42:01.000 My whole family's there.
00:42:02.000 And I was so sick of going home and having to stay with my mom the whole time.
00:42:05.000 And oh, that's smart.
00:42:06.000 Yeah, she walked in on me having sex so many times. 0.72
00:42:09.000 Wow is cr so annoying.
00:42:10.000 Just swinging open the door.
00:42:12.000 Oh, sorry.
00:42:12.000 She that's her every single time.
00:42:14.000 That's why she's deaf, so she can't hear shit. 1.00
00:42:16.000 Oh no.
00:42:16.000 So she'll just swing it open.
00:42:18.000 Oh, oh, okay.
00:42:20.000 It's fucking crazy, dude.
00:42:22.000 And her house just has holes in it because she's a contractor, so she hasn't finished it. 0.98
00:42:26.000 Oh no.
00:42:26.000 So there's just like rac there'll be like a she'll just be scurrying around and be like, there's a raccoon in here.
00:42:30.000 I'm like, what?
00:42:32.000 All the time, dude.
00:42:34.000 It's crazy.
00:42:34.000 There's a chipmunk on my laptop.
00:42:36.000 I'm like, get it away.
00:42:40.000 Bats coming in constantly.
00:42:42.000 Mm-hmm.
00:42:43.000 Dad's dead now.
00:42:44.000 Dad finally fainted his last faint.
00:42:46.000 Oh no.
00:42:47.000 It was it was good.
00:42:48.000 He worked all day, came home, died.
00:42:50.000 It was we were happy about it.
00:42:52.000 Really?
00:42:53.000 I mean, we didn't want him to die, but yeah, he was f he was like getting to a point where we were like, he's gonna have to start going to the hospital because he smokes so many cigarettes and is so unhealthy.
00:43:02.000 And we're like, if he goes to the hospital, it's game over.
00:43:04.000 He can't be around.
00:43:04.000 He'll faint if he sees a hospital.
00:43:07.000 It's like he like knew it was happening and was like, I'd rather die.
00:43:10.000 Did the cigarettes get him?
00:43:11.000 Yeah.
00:43:12.000 Cigarettes and Dunkin' Donuts.
00:43:15.000 Love Dunkin' Donuts Donuts.
00:43:16.000 Both of those things.
00:43:17.000 Yeah.
00:43:18.000 Very addictive.
00:43:19.000 Very addictive.
00:43:21.000 Oh.
00:43:22.000 He was a heavy smoker.
00:43:23.000 That's why I want to kill Ian all the time.
00:43:24.000 Because he smokes so much?
00:43:25.000 Yeah.
00:43:26.000 And he sounds like my dad with the where you laugh and you go, ugh.
00:43:29.000 Ian seems like he really enjoys it though.
00:43:32.000 You've th that's what everybody says until they're hacking up along and they have to leave a movie theater halfway through to go smoke.
00:43:38.000 How much does Ian smoke a day?
00:43:39.000 I think he's down.
00:43:40.000 I think he's down to like a pack and a half.
00:43:43.000 Oh God.
00:43:44.000 He's getting there.
00:43:45.000 I need to get him onto Zins, but he thinks that's gay.
00:43:47.000 Zins are gay. 1.00
00:43:48.000 He thinks what about all the stuff he talks about on stage?
00:43:51.000 Yeah, that he thinks is perfectly regular and above-board.
00:43:55.000 Perfectly regular and above-board.
00:43:57.000 But zins are gay. 1.00
00:43:59.000 That's so silly.
00:44:00.000 That's what a silly take.
00:44:01.000 But so many people have that.
00:44:03.000 That's like when people are like, I'm not gonna enter recovery because I don't believe in God.
00:44:06.000 I'm like, you were you were drunk last night praying that you could fuck, you know, Sydney Sweeney.
00:44:11.000 Like you're praying.
00:44:12.000 You're you're doing weird stuff.
00:44:14.000 You're delusional.
00:44:16.000 Oh, I don't want to believe in God.
00:44:18.000 That's hilarious.
00:44:19.000 People say that a lot where they avoid AA because they don't believe in God.
00:44:22.000 I'm like, Yeah.
00:44:23.000 What's weird is the guy who founded AA did it he was an acid head.
00:44:27.000 He used acid to get off of alcohol.
00:44:30.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:44:31.000 I but he doesn't talk about that.
00:44:33.000 Yeah.
00:44:34.000 The thing is all about.
00:44:37.000 Yeah, I've heard a lot of people do that.
00:44:38.000 I use mushrooms to cure like a huge amount of OCD.
00:44:42.000 I was like I was like OCD was dominating my life, couldn't touch anything, had to wash my hands constantly.
00:44:48.000 It was like and then I tripped hard and went into a room alone for six hours and was like, I will and it was I was tripping hard and I was like, I'm gonna deal with this in this room and figure out what it is.
00:45:00.000 And what was it?
00:45:01.000 It was that I fundamentally don't trust myself to make the right decision.
00:45:05.000 And I realized that none of my decisions were up to me.
00:45:08.000 It was all just an amalgamation of experiences.
00:45:11.000 Because I was like, who's gonna stop me from biting or hurting or doing anything?
00:45:15.000 So I was like, if I tap this, that'll stop me.
00:45:17.000 And when I faced it in acid, it was like, you think you're gonna do bad things, but you're not, because you have done you have chosen the right path this whole way, so you can trust yourself.
00:45:28.000 You know what I mean?
00:45:29.000 Like three-year-old Jordan was not outside killing a cat.
00:45:32.000 You know what I mean?
00:45:33.000 She was fucking playing, right?
00:45:35.000 Like, so every step of the way you're building this personality that you can trust.
00:45:40.000 You know what I mean?
00:45:41.000 Yeah.
00:45:41.000 Because my whole thing was like, who how am I to know that I'm not a horrible that I'm not gonna do something horrible?
00:45:48.000 Which is a big OCD thing for people.
00:45:50.000 Wondering whether you're gonna do something horrible.
00:45:53.000 Yeah, like a lot of OCD, like I know a girl who she couldn't babysit because she was like, What if I am a pedophile?
00:45:59.000 Oh my god.
00:45:59.000 Because her OCD was so bad.
00:46:01.000 Oh my god.
00:46:01.000 And then she was like, Oh, this is OCD, and she was treated and she was like, It's fine.
00:46:05.000 But like a lot of people people will have babies and they'll be like, What if I frickin' spin this baby's head off?
00:46:10.000 Oh Jesus Christ.
00:46:11.000 I have that all the time, dude.
00:46:12.000 I have that whenever my friends are like hold my baby, I'm like, okay.
00:46:15.000 Oh my god, that's so crazy.
00:46:17.000 But you don't do shit because it's like the it's like the ski jump thing.
00:46:21.000 You're gonna that's interesting.
00:46:22.000 I never thought of it that way.
00:46:23.000 It's like you're not trusting yourself.
00:46:25.000 Yeah.
00:46:26.000 And I also used to be super fat, like I was a fat kid.
00:46:29.000 And I think there's a part of me that's like, if you were able to do that, then you're able to do horrible things.
00:46:34.000 You know what I mean?
00:46:36.000 Yeah, like if you were able to binge eat like that as a kid, then you're not really to be trusted.
00:46:40.000 You know what I mean?
00:46:42.000 And I had to face all of that on this acid trip, and I came out of it and was like, was it acid or mushrooms?
00:46:47.000 That was acid.
00:46:47.000 Okay.
00:46:48.000 Mushrooms I microdose.
00:46:49.000 Acid I don't do anymore because of how crazy that was.
00:46:53.000 But that one I did a lot and can't do this.
00:46:56.000 Yeah.
00:46:57.000 You're like, I got it, got the lesson, I'm not going back to school.
00:46:59.000 Yeah, totally.
00:47:00.000 Totally.
00:47:00.000 And I still have a little bit of OCD.
00:47:02.000 I still have some things that I didn't get rid of, but for the most part, I got rid of it.
00:47:05.000 Which is it seems debilitating.
00:47:08.000 I've met people that have it, it's nuts.
00:47:10.000 And some people it gets worse as like their success grows, which is really crazy.
00:47:16.000 Yeah.
00:47:17.000 Howard Hughes type shit where you, you know.
00:47:19.000 Yeah.
00:47:19.000 Yeah.
00:47:20.000 I loved that movie growing up because I resonated with them so much.
00:47:23.000 It's weird.
00:47:24.000 You gotta stop it.
00:47:25.000 I mean, that's the thing is if you don't get in the way of it, it just builds neuronal grooves in your brain that becomes so like averse to plasticity.
00:47:36.000 Like you can't get out of them.
00:47:38.000 And that's what I remember like this woman being like, I want you to bring in contaminated items. 1.00
00:47:43.000 And I was like, Go fuck yourself, bitch. 1.00
00:47:46.000 I was like, absolutely not.
00:47:47.000 I was like, then we'd have to burn my mother's car, like there's no way.
00:47:50.000 But you do every time something's contaminated a little bit, you have to like force yourself to do it to touch it, or whatever your thing is.
00:47:57.000 Like contaminated food?
00:47:59.000 For me, it was contamination was if some when I was younger, I was worried that I would become like say you were like, I cheated on my wife last night, and then you're like, You want to hit this vape or whatever?
00:48:11.000 I wouldn't be able to touch it because I'd be like, he does bad things.
00:48:14.000 If I hit that vape, I'll do bad things.
00:48:17.000 Wow.
00:48:17.000 You know, so if somebody was whack, they'd be contaminated and I couldn't go near them.
00:48:22.000 There is something to that.
00:48:24.000 Yeah.
00:48:25.000 There's a little something to that.
00:48:27.000 That's there's a little wisdom behind that.
00:48:29.000 Yeah.
00:48:29.000 Because people do kind of adopt the mindset of people they're around.
00:48:33.000 I mean, that's what I've had to learn recently, is I'm like, you gotta cut out whack people and get that that's not OCD, that's like healthy for you.
00:48:40.000 Yeah, whack people can ruin everything. 0.97
00:48:42.000 Yeah.
00:48:43.000 Really shitty human beings that you have kept in your life for whatever fucking weird reason.
00:48:49.000 They can just derail your whole life.
00:48:52.000 The thing that sucks about comedy is sometimes these people are so fucking funny.
00:48:56.000 I know.
00:48:56.000 And you have to cut out somebody who's so funny.
00:49:00.000 I know.
00:49:00.000 That sucks.
00:49:01.000 I know it does suck.
00:49:02.000 It does suck.
00:49:02.000 People had a desk job, I'm like, you're cutting out Brian, who's like kinda, you know, who's like just alright, who brought you a cupcake once.
00:49:08.000 I'm cutting out d people who are like the only people I can say racist shit around.
00:49:15.000 You're like cutting out like a huge cord of my sense of humor.
00:49:18.000 Right.
00:49:19.000 And that, but I've had to do that recently, just be like, dude, I can't.
00:49:22.000 The vibe is too dark.
00:49:24.000 It's sinister.
00:49:26.000 It is a problem.
00:49:27.000 Yeah.
00:49:28.000 There's people in your life that just for whatever fucking reason will never get it together.
00:49:32.000 And at a certain point in time, try to rescue a drowning person, it they'll drown you.
00:49:38.000 Yeah, totally.
00:49:39.000 They'll drown you. 0.92
00:49:40.000 It's hard to watch other people do it and not cut people out, and you're like that.
00:49:43.000 If you could just cut.
00:49:45.000 Like my friend's mom is just such a drain on her life, and I'm like, you gotta just Did you see that fucking Netflix documentary about that little girl who was in a small town who's getting harassed by someone that turned out to be her mom?
00:49:58.000 Oh, I heard about this, but I did not see it.
00:50:00.000 Oh, I saw this on Instagram and I thought it was not real.
00:50:05.000 It's nuts.
00:50:06.000 She was getting bullied by your mom. 1.00
00:50:08.000 Her mom like cyberbully? 0.99
00:50:12.000 The mom was just all day trolling and fucking with her daughter for years. 1.00
00:50:18.000 And you know what the girl said at one point in time?
00:50:20.000 She's like, I miss my mom.
00:50:22.000 Because her mom was there to protect her from the bad world.
00:50:25.000 But really, the only bad world was her mom pretending to be someone else.
00:50:29.000 Wait, she said I miss my mom.
00:50:31.000 Because she thought her mom was a sweet person that protected her, and she found out her mom was a fucking monster. 1.00
00:50:37.000 Oh, it so later after she found out she was like, I miss my mom.
00:50:40.000 Yes.
00:50:40.000 Oh, that's brutal.
00:50:42.000 Brutal.
00:50:42.000 That's like when somebody breaks up with you and you're like, I just want to talk to them about this bad breakup.
00:50:46.000 Well, that's that thing that some crazy people do.
00:50:50.000 It's Munchausens by proxy.
00:50:52.000 So she was is that Munchausen's though?
00:50:54.000 Munchens, I think is when you're sick them. 1.00
00:50:57.000 You hurt them so that you could help them.
00:51:00.000 Oh, she was doing that. 0.99
00:51:01.000 She was being like, who's your brother?
00:51:03.000 She was the one who was trolling her own daughter. 0.90
00:51:05.000 She was someone else online attacking your own daughter, calling her a whore, calling her horrible things. 0.96
00:51:11.000 And being like, P.S. Your mom's a babe. 0.56
00:51:14.000 That's crazy.
00:51:16.000 Your mom's an enigma.
00:51:17.000 Your mom's really hot. 1.00
00:51:18.000 You should go talk to her.
00:51:21.000 I I noticed your mom's an enigma. 0.63
00:51:23.000 I think you noticed that too.
00:51:25.000 So the moment I saw you, I noticed it.
00:51:26.000 That's crazy.
00:51:28.000 Crazy.
00:51:28.000 It's so strange.
00:51:28.000 Is she in jail or something?
00:51:30.000 I don't know.
00:51:31.000 I didn't get that far.
00:51:32.000 I can't.
00:51:33.000 What the stuff like that where people are mean to their kids, I'm like, I can't do this.
00:51:36.000 I love that shit.
00:51:38.000 I don't love it, but I fucking fall asleep to that.
00:51:41.000 Horrible shit.
00:51:41.000 It's hard.
00:51:42.000 If you love your kids, I love my kids.
00:51:43.000 I can't I see some seeing someone being that it's not just it's fucking evil beyond belief.
00:51:50.000 How old are your kids?
00:51:51.000 She tortured that I have a 28-year-old daughter. 1.00
00:51:54.000 I have a 17 and a 15.
00:51:57.000 Wait, if you were if you have a 28-year-old, you were well, it's not my biological buttons.
00:52:02.000 Oh, okay, okay, okay.
00:52:03.000 Yeah.
00:52:03.000 So ha did you have any kids were all your kids had after you were financially good?
00:52:08.000 Yes.
00:52:08.000 Really?
00:52:09.000 Yes.
00:52:09.000 You think that's the move?
00:52:11.000 I don't know.
00:52:13.000 There's something to be said for growing up poor.
00:52:17.000 Yeah.
00:52:17.000 You know, I grew up poor.
00:52:19.000 I think it's good.
00:52:21.000 I think I I understand hard work, you know.
00:52:23.000 I understand what it's like to have to have a job to get stuff.
00:52:28.000 Like, you know, you want to buy a new pair of pants, you need to get a fucking job, you know.
00:52:32.000 You need to get a car.
00:52:33.000 Well, you have to save up.
00:52:34.000 But all those things you're describing you can do.
00:52:36.000 Poor growing up poor for me is like growing up watching your parents fight over who is gonna pay the child support.
00:52:45.000 You know what I mean?
00:52:46.000 I think you can grow up fine.
00:52:47.000 Right.
00:52:48.000 And still work.
00:52:49.000 Well, my parents didn't fight.
00:52:50.000 My my my stepmom and my uh excuse me, my stepdad and my mom have been together for a long time and they have a very good relationship.
00:52:57.000 So I'm that that like modeled from me when I was a when I was a kid.
00:53:02.000 My parents got split up, my biological dad and my mom when I was five, and my mom married my stepdad when I was like seven.
00:53:09.000 Where's your dad dad?
00:53:11.000 We don't talk.
00:53:11.000 Oh, we don't talk.
00:53:12.000 I don't know him.
00:53:13.000 But my stepdad's a great guy.
00:53:15.000 So you have good parents.
00:53:17.000 They they have a they modeled a good relationship when I was a kid of people that don't yell at each other, don't fight and get along.
00:53:23.000 That's disagreements and stuff.
00:53:26.000 Love and relationship.
00:53:27.000 Yeah, they have disagreements, but they're nice to each other, kind to each other.
00:53:30.000 And um you know, if you see that when you're a kid, you go, Oh, this is possible.
00:53:38.000 But if you see like chaos all the time and everyone's fighting and screaming and yelling at each other, you're like, keep me the fuck away from whatever this is.
00:53:47.000 Yeah.
00:53:47.000 You know, 'cause I remember I watched my grand my grandmother and my grandparents.
00:53:51.000 My grandmother was always yelling at my grandfather, and I was like, Oh, don't stay married, whatever you do.
00:53:55.000 I was like, well, when I was a little kid, I was like, you gotta get out while you can.
00:53:58.000 Yeah.
00:53:59.000 I think that's why there's So many avoidant men right now is because I think there's so many of those like lazy boy dads who are like dissociated looking at a TV that isn't on and every time they try to try to like you know, every time you're like, hey Jim, how's it going?
00:54:12.000 They're like wife flies in, is like, don't talk to him for us. 0.99
00:54:15.000 Like there's so many couples like that.
00:54:17.000 Well, there's a lot of cucked out men out there, cucked out by their job, cucked out by life.
00:54:24.000 You know, you just stop being a man and then you stop getting any respect from the people that know you because they know you're kind of a bitch. 1.00
00:54:31.000 The people that really know you, like your wife and your kids really know you, like, oh Harry.
00:54:35.000 Harry's a fucking bitch. 0.99
00:54:36.000 Yeah, there's so many boomers like that though. 0.94
00:54:39.000 There's so many where it's the dad is so quiet and so distant and the mom is just so up everyone's ass.
00:54:45.000 Thoreau wrote about that.
00:54:46.000 Like what?
00:54:47.000 Whenever he wrote this, he said most men live lives of quiet desperation.
00:54:52.000 That's fucked.
00:54:53.000 Yeah.
00:54:54.000 That's fucked.
00:54:55.000 That's fucked, but that's real.
00:54:56.000 But why does it happen?
00:54:57.000 Well, there's a whole bunch of reasons because you stop challenging yourself or you never did.
00:55:03.000 You stop growing and and you you don't have any character.
00:55:08.000 You don't exhibit a strong will and you don't have discipline, and then you know, you're emotionally disconnected from the life that you've chosen, and then you have a job where you have to pretend to be someone you're not for eight hours a day and work for a boss who's a piece of shit.
00:55:22.000 And then you lose the job because the job becomes irrelevant.
00:55:25.000 Yeah, and then you're like you're a broken man, and then you're like 46 years old, then they're trying to telling you to learn to code.
00:55:31.000 Yeah.
00:55:31.000 Like, oh great.
00:55:33.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:55:34.000 That's fucked.
00:55:35.000 A lot of people they don't know what to do and they didn't get good advice when they were young.
00:55:38.000 They didn't get a a good direction.
00:55:40.000 You know, they didn't they didn't find something that they could focus their energy on and realize, like, oh, if I focus my energy on something, whatever it is, I can get better at stuff.
00:55:50.000 I'll start off sucky, but you keep working at it, and eventually you get some people never learn that.
00:55:56.000 Well, it'd be nice if they could also focus on being a parent.
00:55:58.000 Like I I feel like the women stay loud because they're like, I'm a mother, I'm mama bear. 1.00
00:56:04.000 You know, so I'm like, it'd be nice if the dads would get off the lazy boy and be like, I'm gonna help raise my kids instead of just being you know, it's just fucking some people are just beaten.
00:56:12.000 Life just they wanted to be Spider-Man.
00:56:14.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:56:15.000 They wanted to be cool.
00:56:16.000 They wanted to they wanted to have a good life, and life just fucking cracked them in the dick every time they made a move. 0.91
00:56:22.000 Yeah.
00:56:22.000 You know, they got their car repossessed, oh Jesus, credit cards.
00:56:26.000 There's gotta be something biological though that makes a man not like you have the pride.
00:56:31.000 Bert Kreisher, I just talked about it.
00:56:33.000 Like you guys have the pride in your children hardcore.
00:56:36.000 Like as soon as I met you, you showed me a photo of your daughter.
00:56:38.000 You know what I mean?
00:56:39.000 Like, but I do feel like there are a lot of men who are like, that's not my responsibility.
00:56:44.000 Oh, that's crazy.
00:56:45.000 That's crazy.
00:56:46.000 Well, maybe it's the way they were raised, you know.
00:56:49.000 Um button.
00:56:51.000 But maybe if you had lost your job if you weren't in comedy and you were tired and didn't have your didn't have your passion, maybe you wouldn't be as gung-ho about being a dad.
00:56:59.000 Or maybe you'd feel like a failed dad.
00:57:01.000 Maybe that's what it is.
00:57:01.000 Maybe they feel like a failed dad.
00:57:03.000 Perhaps.
00:57:03.000 I don't know.
00:57:04.000 I would have figured it out.
00:57:05.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:57:06.000 I don't know.
00:57:07.000 I just don't believe that.
00:57:08.000 I just if I lost my job doing something, I would find another job.
00:57:12.000 I would figure it out.
00:57:13.000 Yeah, there's other paths.
00:57:15.000 You don't just stay still if the path doesn't work out.
00:57:17.000 And some people do.
00:57:18.000 Some people do.
00:57:19.000 I didn't know that until recently that pe some people really do stay still forever.
00:57:23.000 Oh, they quit.
00:57:24.000 That well, that's why they love unemployment, because they could just get a check and just still and just wallow and there's so many people who are against unemployment that still that still stay still that are like fuck fuck unemployment, I'm not using the government.
00:57:36.000 Yeah, well that's even sillier, I guess.
00:57:38.000 I don't know.
00:57:39.000 Yeah.
00:57:40.000 People are weird.
00:57:41.000 You know, it just quit comedy right now, there'd be like three jobs that I would be almost just as stoked about.
00:57:48.000 What what would those be?
00:57:50.000 I would love to be a full-time contractor out in the sticks.
00:57:53.000 I would be um a philosophy professor or a therapist.
00:57:58.000 Really?
00:57:59.000 Yeah, all of those sound sick.
00:58:00.000 Which one sounds the most sick?
00:58:02.000 Philosophy professor.
00:58:03.000 You kind of become a therapist when you are a professor.
00:58:06.000 You know what I mean?
00:58:07.000 You have those kids that are fucked up, so they're reading philosophy and then like me. 0.98
00:58:11.000 I was going in there being like Or the guys that are trying to get laid. 0.99
00:58:14.000 Yeah.
00:58:15.000 Trying to become a It's a lot of dorks.
00:58:17.000 Bet it's like I was the only girl major in my class.
00:58:21.000 And the rest were Dorky guys.
00:58:23.000 Dorks who wore ties to class, yeah.
00:58:25.000 Well, philosophy itself is a strange thing because you're just thinking about a structure of how you interface with the world.
00:58:33.000 Yeah.
00:58:33.000 I ha it was the only thing I could study well.
00:58:35.000 Everything else, I was like, why would I study something that's already been known?
00:58:39.000 Is it crazy?
00:58:40.000 But philosophy was like no, they're all just trying to figure out life, which I was like, okay, I get that.
00:58:45.000 And none of them are correct.
00:58:46.000 And they're like, none of them are correct.
00:58:47.000 And I was like, great.
00:58:48.000 Because I I would study science and be like, we know I get the exact measurement of how to find out this thing.
00:58:52.000 I'd be like, why do I want to study that?
00:58:54.000 There's nothing new here.
00:58:55.000 My favorite book of philosophy I I started reading when I was like I guess I was 16 is the Book of Five Rings by Miyamoto Musashi.
00:59:03.000 He's a uh samurai who killed sixty men in one on one combat with swords.
00:59:09.000 But he was all about the way to become a great sword fighter is you have to be balanced.
00:59:14.000 Like you can't have any holes in your game as a human being.
00:59:17.000 You have to be an artist, you have to be a poet, you have to learn calligraphy, you have to be completely balanced and you have to see the thing for what it is.
00:59:25.000 You can't have any bullshit.
00:59:26.000 You can't have any fat right we were talking about father.
00:59:29.000 You can't have any bullshit.
00:59:31.000 There's no bullshit when you're sword fighting.
00:59:33.000 But don't sometimes do you ever feel like you're in that flow state in your life where you'll be like I have all these moving parts and I have it down and like I recently had this where I was like I'm oil painting.
00:59:43.000 I'm doing stand up I have my friends I'm in this groove and then something will happen where I'll just like have like explosive diarrhea or something.
00:59:50.000 Like something will happen where I'm just like Jesus Christ I thought I was fucking suave.
00:59:55.000 I had this shit I used to do that with poker where I'd be like I have this whole poker game unlock and then something would happen.
01:00:00.000 Like the it's almost like one of those swords that you have to have in balance is also humility.
01:00:08.000 Like you also have to be like and I'm a person who still has a butthole you know right and that's a good thing always. 0.91
01:00:14.000 Yeah because I would be like I'm gonna get in this flow state and then I'd mess up a word on stage and I'd be like I'm an idiot you know so I have to keep that also be like you also are a fallible well that's what's a good thing about stand up it's like it it smacks you every time you do it wrong.
01:00:30.000 Yeah you gotta do it right.
01:00:32.000 It's you it's crazy how true it is that you're only good as good as your last set.
01:00:36.000 You are it's crazy.
01:00:37.000 Yeah that's why like if you have a bad set you can't wait to get on stage again like get me up there.
01:00:41.000 Dude I was like I'm doing no sets in Austin bomb last night hitting Rebecca up I'm like what do you got it's crazy.
01:00:47.000 Well you bust out some old mothership yeah come tonight.
01:00:51.000 What are you doing tonight?
01:00:52.000 My show Oh okay what time's it at seven yeah that would actually be good.
01:00:58.000 Let's fucking go let's do it I was dude there's a clip I wanted to post about that's really funny about your about your club where I was like you get in here and there's a guy who's like my name's Kyle I'll carry you up this flight of stairs I have a I have a PhD in MMA.
01:01:12.000 I'm gonna pass you up to Derek Derek has an AK 47 and we get in the green room and I'm like they're like do you need anything we'll kill people for you and I was like could I have some like almonds or snacks and they're like no we have smelling salt I was like wait I was like is there any just like water bottles like no we have neurotropic dust.
01:01:31.000 It was so funny we w new neurotropic we were in the uh green room the other day and uh someone had called us like some alt-right white supremacist club I was in the room with Brian Simpson who's black Derek Poston who's black Asana Mat who's Muslim it was Tony Hinchcliffe Ron White and me I'm like this is a pre-diverse lineup like what are we talking this is so silly.
01:01:55.000 You're looking at comments see it's hard it's hard to not look at this it wasn't it was it was a video it wasn't a comment it was a video of someone that one of the guys was playing it was like look how fucking stupid this is the idea that this like that you had to be like I'm not even a Republican.
01:02:12.000 Like I voted for Trump because I thought we were going in a terrifying direction where there was not really a president for four years and the same people are now going to be running the government like let's weren't you like a Bernie bro yes so I I've only voted Republican once in my life the idea that you have to be a Republican to get in at that club is so ridiculous.
01:02:33.000 That club is filled with gay people black people straight people white people Asian no one gives a fuck yeah that game room is you're just doing comedy you're just doing comedy whoever you are whatever you believe we have tons of lively discussions I will say one time I was there and Jordan Peterson walked through and I was like you can't be here that's too on the nose.
01:02:54.000 He's here all the time that's crazy.
01:02:56.000 It is weird yeah that's crazy with his daughter oh yeah he came with his daughter yeah he's been there a few times yeah he even did kill Tony Oh he was on it yeah he was on Kill Tony That's crazy oh yeah so is post Malone that one post Malone had no idea and I brought him on stage had no idea what the show was, no idea what anything was.
01:03:14.000 I just brought him up there.
01:03:16.000 Really?
01:03:17.000 I did that twice.
01:03:17.000 Once with Post Malone and once with Tucker Carlson.
01:03:20.000 I was having dinner with Tucker Carlson.
01:03:22.000 I'm like, you want to go by and go see Kill Tony?
01:03:24.000 And then we're there and I told told Tony, and he's like, bring him on stage.
01:03:27.000 I go, I'm not even gonna tell him what it is.
01:03:29.000 So I go, dude, we're gonna go on stage.
01:03:30.000 And he's like, What?
01:03:32.000 Oh my god.
01:03:32.000 But he was great.
01:03:33.000 Was he good?
01:03:34.000 Yes, he was funny, was like laughing, he was cracking jokes with the comedians back and forth.
01:03:39.000 Wow.
01:03:39.000 It was really surprisingly great.
01:03:42.000 Wait, you're not Republican.
01:03:43.000 You used to be Bernie Bro.
01:03:45.000 Yeah.
01:03:45.000 Are you Bernie Bro?
01:03:47.000 I am looking I think the idea of socialism is wonderful if everybody had their shit together and everybody was disciplined.
01:03:54.000 Yeah.
01:03:55.000 But it's not the case.
01:03:56.000 And I think that human nature, unfortunately, you're gonna need some socialism though.
01:04:03.000 Right?
01:04:03.000 You're gonna need the fire department.
01:04:05.000 Like this is one of the things that I point to all the time.
01:04:07.000 People say, Oh, socialism doesn't work.
01:04:08.000 The fire department is an entirely socialist idea.
01:04:12.000 Like we all pay into it and they take care of everybody's fire.
01:04:15.000 Right?
01:04:16.000 You can't have only the rich people have a fire department and the poor people, their fucking house burns down all the time.
01:04:20.000 That's crazy, right?
01:04:21.000 We all agree to that.
01:04:22.000 Well, that should be the same with education.
01:04:24.000 That should be the same with healthcare.
01:04:26.000 Are we a fucking community or are we not?
01:04:28.000 And if we're a community, you have to take care of the downtrodden and you have to do it because it's bad for them and it's also bad for you.
01:04:35.000 We're all in this together.
01:04:36.000 So you have to have a social safety net.
01:04:38.000 I believe in all that.
01:04:40.000 But I also believe you can't just give people free money because then they they rely on it and they become dependent on it, and then it takes away their ambition, and then they don't do anything.
01:04:48.000 That's that's true too.
01:04:50.000 It doesn't mean you're not compassionate.
01:04:52.000 I don't like either one of these parties.
01:04:54.000 Yeah.
01:04:54.000 I don't think I don't think they there's a solution that's correct.
01:04:58.000 I think you have over correction after overcorrection.
01:05:01.000 I think you have the country goes one way and then it swings hard the other way, yeah, America's back, and then it swings the other way.
01:05:09.000 Now we're the new America and America's this way.
01:05:11.000 It's like everyone's so tribal and everyone's so locked into their idea that they're the good guys and these are the bad guys. 0.63
01:05:18.000 We gotta get 'em back and we're gonna get him in the midterms, and we're gonna get him in the fucking next election. 0.60
01:05:23.000 Like, oh it's crazy.
01:05:25.000 And it's all comedy by swinging back and forth like that.
01:05:29.000 Yeah, sorta.
01:05:30.000 It's all on who you talk to with comedy.
01:05:32.000 It's like there's a lot of bitter people out there.
01:05:34.000 But you know, that's that old expression.
01:05:38.000 I forget who said that that we we brought this up before that all criticism is the tragic result of unmet needs.
01:05:46.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:05:47.000 It's a paraphrase, but there's a lot of that there.
01:05:49.000 There's a lot of like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:05:52.000 Like out Jordan is like, why does she have a fucking Netflix special? 0.76
01:05:57.000 She middled for me once, and she didn't even do good. 1.00
01:06:01.000 Did somebody say that?
01:06:02.000 No.
01:06:05.000 Dude, I'm just somebody who I mean I fucking I'll date a libertarian and become a fucking libertarian.
01:06:11.000 I'll re I somebody'll talk to me about Israel, I'll listen to fucking one Sam Harris episode, now all of a sudden I'm fucking Zionist.
01:06:17.000 I'll talk to I had talked to John Marco the other day, now I'm fucking all pro-Palas. 0.81
01:06:21.000 Like whatever it is, I switch back and forth, and then I do podcasts, and people are like, you are, and I'm like, I well, I'll tell you what I am.
01:06:26.000 I'm an idiot, dude.
01:06:28.000 I will switch, I will move.
01:06:29.000 Like but I do think that's what makes a comedian is somebody who can try on so many different perspectives.
01:06:34.000 And it is hard that people are looking at comics like politicians.
01:06:37.000 You're not an idiot because both sides have points.
01:06:40.000 That's why you can be swayed one way.
01:06:43.000 I'll double down.
01:06:44.000 Yeah, but I mean, doubling down is just going down the rabbit hole of whatever that ideology believes.
01:06:48.000 Because they probably have a really good pitch.
01:06:50.000 You know?
01:06:51.000 And then the you know, if you talk to the socialists, they probably have a real good pitch.
01:06:54.000 Yeah.
01:06:55.000 Totally.
01:06:56.000 It's just but I double down in a way that's like I'll be like, this thing's fucking bad, and then the next day I'll be like, actually, it's pretty good.
01:07:01.000 Like I'll I'll stop eating meat and being like, anybody who eats meat sucks, and then somebody'd be like, You want to buy this burger, the iron or hit me, and I'll be like, fuck cows, dude.
01:07:09.000 Like I go too hard in the paint on both sides.
01:07:12.000 And I do I remember I remember in college, these girls would bully me, and I remember being like, Why don't you guys like me?
01:07:20.000 And they were they go, you just have too strong of convictions.
01:07:24.000 And I was like, Oh, interesting, because I always thought that was a good thing.
01:07:28.000 And I think for comedy it is to be Like you get up on stage or you do a podcast and you go, what if I just try on this idea hardcore?
01:07:36.000 And that's like an interesting thing to do, as opposed to being like, well, I see this is kind of good and that's good too.
01:07:42.000 You know, like there is something about comedy just being like, what if this is the truth right now?
01:07:46.000 That's an interesting thing to say to someone.
01:07:48.000 You're too strong of with your conviction.
01:07:50.000 I'll never forget that.
01:07:51.000 I'll never forget the girl who said it.
01:07:53.000 Did the girl give you an example?
01:07:55.000 It was just I would talk the way I talk, where they'd be like, you know, I'd be like, women need to stop wearing dresses. 1.00
01:08:01.000 High heels are ridiculous.
01:08:02.000 Or I'd be like, men need to do this, or women, you know, or I'd be like, or I'd be like, I I'm gonna go ahead and say diners need to go, you know, like whatever it was.
01:08:13.000 Right, right, right.
01:08:14.000 I it just I'd be in or out on topics immediately.
01:08:16.000 Right.
01:08:17.000 And they'd be like, you're just like too intense with your thoughts.
01:08:21.000 And I'd be like, Yeah, totally.
01:08:23.000 Every I mean, this is like why I would be bad in Nazi Germany. 0.85
01:08:27.000 I mean, I hopefully it would be okay, but I know I'd be somebody be like, wait, no, wait, no.
01:08:31.000 It's crazy.
01:08:33.000 Well, I mean, is there it's gotta be some sort of a psychological reason why all those people went along with that.
01:08:39.000 Right.
01:08:39.000 There's I mean, yeah, they went along.
01:08:41.000 I think a lot of it was Yeah.
01:08:44.000 I mean, I think a lot of it was um just kind of dissociation, right?
01:08:48.000 Well, there's a little bit of that, but then there's also there's a tribal mentality that kicks in, like there's a default switch that happens to people.
01:08:56.000 Yeah.
01:08:57.000 And in this country, you saw a lot of it during COVID.
01:09:00.000 It was like the vaccinated people were hating on the unvaccinated, they should have their children taken away and like put them in the camps, like do you hear yourself? 0.99
01:09:07.000 You hear yourself.
01:09:08.000 It's so weird because it's such a different like I was with so many anti-vaxxers, like I was they were they're my friends, but I was like, Oh, I'm getting vaccinated because number one thing that's important to me is comedy.
01:09:18.000 I have no idea if the vaccine gave me long COVID, if COVID gave me long, whatever the fuck, but I just have to perform.
01:09:24.000 That's it.
01:09:25.000 My health comes second.
01:09:26.000 Did you get long COVID?
01:09:28.000 Bro, my shit is fucked up.
01:09:30.000 I can't like those Ubers that have those smelly trees, I have to get out of my I get immediate migraines.
01:09:36.000 Like because I my smell is fucked up. 0.93
01:09:38.000 Your smell's fucked up. 0.95
01:09:39.000 Like if you have deodorant that has like chemicals in it, it's rancid to me.
01:09:42.000 Really?
01:09:43.000 Yeah.
01:09:43.000 And so many people were people are coming out.
01:09:45.000 That's your long COVID?
01:09:46.000 Do you just smell things?
01:09:47.000 Smell it's bad though.
01:09:48.000 I don't think you can call that long COVID.
01:09:50.000 Long COVID, yeah, long COVID is people that are exhausted and they have like heart palpitations and I got s I got a synapse off.
01:09:58.000 I got a synapses.
01:10:00.000 You just gotta upgrade in your nose.
01:10:02.000 I did get an up.
01:10:02.000 Yeah, but it sucks, dude.
01:10:04.000 If somebody's wearing cologne, I'm like, I gotta go.
01:10:06.000 Perfect.
01:10:06.000 Yeah.
01:10:07.000 I would take that's like you got a wolf nose.
01:10:09.000 I got a wolf nose.
01:10:10.000 Yeah, that's great.
01:10:11.000 Some people change the way you look at it.
01:10:13.000 You're right.
01:10:14.000 Yeah.
01:10:14.000 I thought I had long COVID and then I stopped eating sugar.
01:10:17.000 I thought I had the bad one.
01:10:18.000 And then I stopped eating candy, and I was like, it's crazy.
01:10:24.000 What a great thing.
01:10:25.000 Bro, candy wrecks your shit, isn't it?
01:10:27.000 Nice.
01:10:27.000 And I was a whore little candy slug.
01:10:30.000 Ooh, little candy slut. 1.00
01:10:31.000 I wasn't eating anything.
01:10:32.000 What was it saying?
01:10:32.000 Long COVID can cause altered smell.
01:10:34.000 There it is, or parasomia, where things smell distorted, foul, or different than they used to, even if the initial COVID-19 symptoms have passed.
01:10:43.000 So did you get this after you got like when did this start happening?
01:10:48.000 Did you get COVID?
01:10:49.000 Yes, I got vaccinated.
01:10:51.000 Six times.
01:10:52.000 Of course you didn't.
01:10:54.000 Yeah.
01:10:54.000 The people who didn't get vaccinated got it once or twice.
01:10:57.000 Really?
01:10:57.000 Yeah.
01:10:58.000 Shit.
01:10:59.000 Yeah, they fucked you.
01:11:00.000 They fucked everybody.
01:11:01.000 They fucked everybody with that goddamn stupid thing.
01:11:03.000 I got it hard.
01:11:05.000 See, I'll talk to you about this, and then tomorrow, my liberal mom will be like, the vaccine is good, and I'll be like, yes, mommy, I agree.
01:11:11.000 It's a long conversation.
01:11:13.000 It would take a long time to explain what was wrong.
01:11:16.000 But it all boils down to the same thing that it always does, which is money.
01:11:20.000 They distorted the facts, they distorted the research, they distorted the efficacy, they distorted what it was actually designed to do just because they wanted money.
01:11:29.000 That's it.
01:11:29.000 Did we pay them for the vaccine?
01:11:31.000 Oh fuck, yeah.
01:11:32.000 They made a shit ton.
01:11:34.000 Oh money.
01:11:35.000 It might have been free for you.
01:11:37.000 I like the idea of money, but aren't weren't isn't your camp in on like um control, mind control.
01:11:43.000 Not mind control, but knowing knowing where we are, like anti-vax people.
01:11:46.000 I'm not an anti-vaxx person.
01:11:48.000 What are you?
01:11:48.000 No.
01:11:49.000 Give yourself a label.
01:11:50.000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:11:52.000 I believe that all medications should be subject to scrutiny.
01:12:00.000 They should all go through riggulous rigorous double blind placebo controlled trials to find out what the side effects are, what the efficacy rate is, what's the real facts behind it?
01:12:13.000 That's but this is why.
01:12:14.000 This is why.
01:12:15.000 Yeah.
01:12:15.000 The problem is pharmaceutical drug companies do their own research.
01:12:19.000 Not only do they do their own research, but they do their own research that they hide.
01:12:23.000 So they'll do multiple studies that show no efficacy.
01:12:27.000 And then they'll rig one study where they can show just like a little bit of an improvement, and then they just sell it and they start going with it.
01:12:34.000 And they've done that before.
01:12:36.000 They they got sued because of Viox.
01:12:38.000 Viox killed 50, 60,000 people, and through internal emails, the pharmaceutical drug company was saying we're going to have these problems, and it listed all the different things that people wind up getting, including strokes.
01:12:50.000 We're gonna have these cardiovascular problems, cardiopulmonary problems, but whatever the the the wording was, I don't want to like be quoted on it.
01:12:58.000 But it will be good for us financially.
01:13:02.000 We'll do well with this.
01:13:04.000 It's in the email.
01:13:04.000 Yeah, in the email, we'll do well with this.
01:13:07.000 It killed 50 to 60,000 people.
01:13:10.000 A friend of mine got a stroke.
01:13:11.000 He got on Viox because he had knee problems.
01:13:14.000 It was an anti-inflammatory medication.
01:13:17.000 Sometimes there's fishy shit like that.
01:13:18.000 Like sometimes I'll take Prozac from one place and from a different place.
01:13:21.000 Very different thing.
01:13:22.000 Yeah, because it's from Mexico.
01:13:23.000 It's got sentinel in it.
01:13:26.000 Yeah.
01:13:27.000 What do you think about Ozempic?
01:13:29.000 We talked about that the other day with uh a guy who runs a pharmacy.
01:13:32.000 The problem with it is that when they're dosing it out to people, they're they're giving everyone the same dose, and it should be dependent upon like how much weight are you trying to lose, what is your body weight?
01:13:45.000 You know, there's a bunch of different things.
01:13:48.000 Well, it doesn't seem to be good for you.
01:13:51.000 If there's poop is sitting in your body, poop stays in your body a little longer and food digests slower and it kills your appetite.
01:13:58.000 But if you're morbidly obese and you might die from that, this is probably a good solution.
01:14:04.000 So it's not a it's like don't throw out the baby with the bathwater.
01:14:07.000 I don't want it, I don't need it.
01:14:08.000 Yeah, but if I did, if I was 600 pounds and I was in this, and then someone said, Look, and I can give you this thing, it'll kill your appetite.
01:14:14.000 Like fucking please.
01:14:15.000 Yeah, please.
01:14:17.000 Totally.
01:14:18.000 So it's beneficial for that, and then there's a problem with muscle loss and bone density loss.
01:14:23.000 But my friend Brigham, who was on the other day, the episode's out now.
01:14:26.000 But he was saying that the issue is that they're giving them too much of a dose, and if you mix it with other peptides, you can actually eliminate those problems.
01:14:36.000 So there's a way to dose it out for people that are, and you would just lose nothing but fat.
01:14:40.000 It is possible to do.
01:14:42.000 It just has to be done correctly.
01:14:44.000 So he was explaining.
01:14:44.000 And right now it's willy-nilly.
01:14:46.000 Well, right now everyone's just getting on it and turn instead of just going to the gym, there's people that are like need to lose 20 pounds.
01:14:51.000 They're getting on Osempit.
01:14:53.000 Like, that's crazy.
01:14:54.000 You can lose 20 pounds in a couple months.
01:14:56.000 The thing that's frustrating is because I used to be so fat, I used to have type 2 diabetes, and I got rid of it, which is crazy.
01:15:02.000 And like it's frustrating.
01:15:05.000 Dude.
01:15:06.000 Well, that's the thing.
01:15:07.000 Is I can eat sugar exclusively lose weight if I only eat the candy.
01:15:12.000 Like it was like this bizarre diet I would go on.
01:15:15.000 And then I just had to like switch my mind.
01:15:17.000 But that mental switch of being like, this is not for fun.
01:15:20.000 This food is not for fun.
01:15:22.000 You've had your fun.
01:15:23.000 Right.
01:15:23.000 Like you did that.
01:15:24.000 You did the candy, you did the pizza, you did all that.
01:15:26.000 Now we're using food as like the same way we use sleep.
01:15:30.000 Where it's like I feel better when I get eight hours, right?
01:15:32.000 Right.
01:15:32.000 And once you do that switch, it's it it feels like things click into place.
01:15:37.000 So with people on Ozempic, I'm like, if you could just get that turn of your brain, it would help so much.
01:15:43.000 If you could just it does feel like a switch where you're like, Right.
01:15:46.000 But think about what you had to go through with acid to get off the OCD.
01:15:50.000 It's like now imagine you're 600 pounds and you've been eating candy for 35 years.
01:15:55.000 Yeah.
01:15:56.000 That's you know, it's a big switch.
01:15:58.000 It's a battleship.
01:15:59.000 Yeah.
01:15:59.000 So you can't just fucking I think recovery helps.
01:16:03.000 Turn that motherfucker around. 1.00
01:16:04.000 Did you see the sugar diet going viral earlier this year?
01:16:07.000 Yeah, I know Mark Bell was really into that.
01:16:09.000 Unlimited sugar, restricted protein ever be a good thing. 0.93
01:16:13.000 Well, what is the good of the bad?
01:16:14.000 What?
01:16:14.000 It's literally I swear I was paying attention when you said I was like, There's no way you're saying to see candy.
01:16:19.000 It's not just candy, but I thought he was fucking around.
01:16:21.000 And no, it's like fruit, but he's like, if candy's all you got, it's not the worst thing.
01:16:25.000 But it's low protein, right?
01:16:27.000 Yeah, it's like uh certain amount of protein.
01:16:29.000 There's a video of him explaining it if you want to watch that.
01:16:31.000 So he weighs 95 kilograms, which is what is that like 25.
01:16:35.000 The video I just saw you said he was like 207, 210, he was gonna get under 200.
01:16:38.000 Does he have a face?
01:16:39.000 Can we see his face?
01:16:40.000 Oh, he's a handsome guy.
01:16:41.000 Good looking guy.
01:16:43.000 But it doesn't work with him because he's really fit and he's been doing a bunch of different stuff his whole life.
01:16:48.000 My face like he was carnivore diet for a long time.
01:16:51.000 It's not No, dude.
01:16:54.000 See the deep sunken lines?
01:16:55.000 That's sugar. 0.99
01:16:56.000 He's like 50 years old.
01:16:57.000 No, this is the new thing.
01:16:58.000 Like he's he was always like this.
01:17:00.000 This is what he looked like forever.
01:17:01.000 And he used to be gigantic.
01:17:02.000 You know what pizza is.
01:17:04.000 This is a woman, we'd be like, that's anorexia. 1.00
01:17:06.000 Because when I told people I was only eating sugar, they were like, that's anorexia.
01:17:09.000 Hold on, show show what he looks like, Jamie.
01:17:11.000 Show go go to his uh Instagram and wait, you see how fit this guy is.
01:17:15.000 Like this guy is in tremendous shape.
01:17:17.000 No protein.
01:17:18.000 Oh, the veins are gut getting me.
01:17:20.000 Well, he's always had those.
01:17:21.000 But that's that's my point.
01:17:22.000 Like, click on that one on the right hand side.
01:17:25.000 Like, look.
01:17:26.000 That's what we're talking about.
01:17:26.000 He's a big jack dude.
01:17:28.000 So for him to do this diet and say, you know, look, I've got this body.
01:17:33.000 Well, bitch, you always have that body. 1.00
01:17:34.000 Like, I don't know.
01:17:36.000 No, I mean I've gotten very skinny off the all sugar diet, but it has effects, yeast infection all the time.
01:17:43.000 Deep dark circles from sugar.
01:17:46.000 From sugar.
01:17:46.000 Yeah.
01:17:47.000 Fucks up your sleep.
01:17:48.000 When did you stop with the sugar?
01:17:50.000 Like two months ago.
01:17:51.000 Oh.
01:17:52.000 But I'm having ice cream today because my special came out.
01:17:55.000 But we've been planning.
01:17:57.000 We have been planning.
01:17:58.000 We're going to Amy's ice cream and we're gonna have a It's a great spot.
01:18:01.000 Yeah.
01:18:02.000 But I've been off sugar.
01:18:03.000 It just helps a lot.
01:18:04.000 I've just been doing fats and like stuff like that, which is great.
01:18:07.000 And it I can eat as much as it used to be like I had to everything I ate, I had to do a tiny amount, and now it's like I can eat as many eggs and avocado.
01:18:14.000 Isn't that nuts?
01:18:14.000 It's doesn't even seem like it's real.
01:18:16.000 I know.
01:18:17.000 All you if you just ate nothing but steak, you would lose weight, and you everyone's like, no way.
01:18:22.000 Like, yeah.
01:18:22.000 Because your body would regulate correctly.
01:18:25.000 When you're done, you're done.
01:18:26.000 Like if you if you sit down and you have a 16 ounce steak, if you really only need 12 ounces, after 12 ounces, you'll stop eating.
01:18:32.000 Yeah.
01:18:33.000 That's all you're eating.
01:18:34.000 But if you have mashed potatoes there and then a bowl of pasta, and then an ice cream, and then a cake.
01:18:38.000 Yeah.
01:18:39.000 Try eating cake after you ate a whole avocado.
01:18:41.000 You're like, I'm good.
01:18:43.000 Like you don't, the fat gets you.
01:18:45.000 It's so crazy.
01:18:46.000 The f also your your gut biome switches and your gut biome doesn't crave sugar anymore.
01:18:52.000 It's that candida that's the candida is what I did, the candida diet.
01:18:56.000 Because every time I got my period, I had a yeast infection.
01:18:58.000 And then it was just I was itchy.
01:19:00.000 And I was like, what's going on?
01:19:02.000 And I was like, I had brain fog and I chat GBT, and it was like, oh, you're riddled with candida.
01:19:06.000 And I was like, Oh, I'll try the diet.
01:19:08.000 And then I immediately started thinking faster and was not itchy at all.
01:19:11.000 Isn't that bizarre that your gut biome has an effect on your personality?
01:19:15.000 It's fucked up.
01:19:17.000 Well, we're we are a literal ecosystem.
01:19:20.000 We want to think of ourselves as a person, but we're really like a life form that houses life forms.
01:19:27.000 Yeah.
01:19:27.000 It's I think it's because they our control panel is up here, makes us think that we're this like unit that we can fuck with.
01:19:34.000 Like I think if our eyes were here, we would maybe be like, this is a whole collective system, but this fucks us up.
01:19:40.000 Like I was watching this fat, huge tall guy eat an ice cream cone the other day, and his arm was like this, and he was like six seven, he was just licking it.
01:19:48.000 And I was like, it looks like this little man is eating this ice cream cone unbeknownst to this giant body down below.
01:19:54.000 Like it looks like this little guy's just riding this big guy.
01:19:58.000 And I think that if we could just slide this fucker down.
01:20:00.000 Yeah, body awareness of what you are as a whole.
01:20:03.000 But that's also a lot of people don't do anything with their body.
01:20:05.000 So their body is just like a truck that they drive around.
01:20:08.000 Right.
01:20:08.000 And we do have a mouth.
01:20:09.000 I have a vagina, which is a mouth. 1.00
01:20:10.000 You know what I mean?
01:20:11.000 We have the fucking more face down there. 0.95
01:20:13.000 There's cra the uterus is a fucking other head and the gut and everything. 0.93
01:20:17.000 We just don't have eyeballs there, so we forget about it completely.
01:20:20.000 Really?
01:20:20.000 It's a head?
01:20:21.000 I think so.
01:20:22.000 Yeah, it's a fucking whole thinking thing.
01:20:23.000 Your gut is frickin' all these brains.
01:20:25.000 It's definitely thinking.
01:20:26.000 Your heart thinks too.
01:20:27.000 There's neurons in your heart.
01:20:28.000 But the serotonin in the gut and the brain and stuff.
01:20:31.000 It feels pretty balanced.
01:20:32.000 It's just the eyeballs fuck us up.
01:20:34.000 Well, if we could have an understanding that you're an actual system, it would be a lot better for people.
01:20:40.000 Because so many people just think like, oh, I don't want to worry about my body, I'm worrying about my brain.
01:20:44.000 Like they think it's almost like vein to think about your body.
01:20:47.000 And vein is stupid.
01:20:48.000 Yeah.
01:20:49.000 It's okay, but there's no virtue in being a weak piece of shit.
01:20:52.000 Like that's not good for you.
01:20:54.000 Yeah.
01:20:54.000 And it just impacts the brain.
01:20:56.000 Yeah, it's not intelligent to not take care of your body.
01:20:58.000 Stupid.
01:20:59.000 Yeah.
01:20:59.000 It's crazy.
01:21:00.000 It is, yeah.
01:21:01.000 And the second I start I stop working out, it is so weird how much pent up energy, and then I'm like lethargic, and then I have to eat sugar, and it all gets fucking crazy.
01:21:09.000 Also, you start gonna get anxiety.
01:21:11.000 You're like, oh, start freaking.
01:21:13.000 Anytime I per participate in self deception in any way, it bleeds into everything.
01:21:19.000 Like anytime I'm neglecting some part of my life, you can like smell it on me.
01:21:23.000 The second I walk in, I'm like, hey, sorry.
01:21:24.000 I didn't know I shouldn't be, you know.
01:21:26.000 And I have this whole air, and it's like, I just needed to do my dishes.
01:21:30.000 I would have been fine.
01:21:31.000 That's Miyamoto Musashi.
01:21:32.000 Oh, that's the sort.
01:21:33.000 So like literally, that's that's his book is like you have to be balanced.
01:21:37.000 You have to balance everything.
01:21:38.000 That's good.
01:21:39.000 But then sometimes don't you go sicko mode where you go, fuck it.
01:21:43.000 Yeah.
01:21:44.000 Kinda, but not for long periods of time.
01:21:47.000 Do you drink?
01:21:47.000 Yeah, but I don't.
01:21:49.000 I haven't drank in a long time.
01:21:50.000 But I will.
01:21:51.000 Yeah.
01:21:52.000 Like I'll have a glass of wine.
01:21:53.000 But it's been like it was many months before I had anything, and then I had uh like a margarita.
01:21:59.000 And I was like, okay.
01:22:00.000 And you felt nothing.
01:22:02.000 I mean, I didn't do it because I was an alcoholic.
01:22:04.000 I did it because it's bad for you.
01:22:05.000 I was like, why am I doing this?
01:22:07.000 Because I I'm I drink at my club, I'll have a couple of drinks at the club, a couple nights a week, and then I'll go out with my wife, have a drink or two, and then maybe I'll do a podcast with someone who wants to have a drink, and so we'll have a like a little whiskey, clink glasses, and we're talking, get a little tipsy.
01:22:26.000 After a while, you're like, you're poisoning yourself.
01:22:28.000 Yeah, you're drinking seven, ten, fifteen, fifteen drinks in a week.
01:22:32.000 Yeah.
01:22:33.000 Like that's not good.
01:22:34.000 And then I stopped and I was like, oh my god, it feels so much better.
01:22:37.000 And then I felt stupid.
01:22:39.000 I felt stupid for not doing it.
01:22:41.000 I did the same thing.
01:22:42.000 I'm a sugar addict and a love addict.
01:22:44.000 I am not an alcoholic, but I was like, I can't, I can't be having extra sugar where I'm not where I don't need it.
01:22:50.000 Because I'm eating so much candy.
01:22:52.000 So you got off the alcohol because of the sugar.
01:22:54.000 I had to choose.
01:22:55.000 I was like, it's Swedish fish or alcohol.
01:22:57.000 I had I had to make the decision.
01:22:58.000 And I was puffy all the time.
01:23:00.000 I couldn't stand the little puff.
01:23:02.000 That's not good either.
01:23:02.000 Yeah, the puffy's bad.
01:23:04.000 And then you have a glass of wine because you're like, I can treat and I'd be like just like fully retarded. 0.99
01:23:08.000 Instantly, right?
01:23:09.000 Yeah, because your body's not used to it.
01:23:10.000 Yeah.
01:23:11.000 And so I was like, well, this isn't that fun either.
01:23:13.000 Yeah.
01:23:13.000 So I'll just not do it.
01:23:14.000 Yeah, I think a lot of people, more now than I think ever before, are abstaining from alcohol.
01:23:20.000 I think it was just a study recently about young people about alcohol consumption in young people is down by what was the number?
01:23:27.000 So I think it's something crazy, like 25%.
01:23:30.000 Well, it's because they're not having sex.
01:23:31.000 Is that what it is?
01:23:32.000 I mean, Gen Z, I need to touch this.
01:23:35.000 That's uh Harlan Williams snake.
01:23:37.000 I love Harlan Williams.
01:23:38.000 And it was so much.
01:23:39.000 I love him too.
01:23:40.000 It was on the table when Trump was here, and he got so happy that his snake.
01:23:44.000 So he had that snake in his pants the entire time he was doing a podcast, and he told me that he he got a tapeworm, and then he named his tapeworm Dimitri, and I'm like, You have a worm?
01:23:54.000 Yeah, I got a worm.
01:23:55.000 I picked it up.
01:23:56.000 Like it just, you know, it was a gag.
01:23:57.000 Yeah.
01:23:57.000 And then at the end, he pulls he's like, oh, the worm's coming out, and like it reaches into snake.
01:24:02.000 He had it the whole time.
01:24:04.000 He pulls out this fucking snake and he puts it on the table, and it's been there ever since.
01:24:08.000 So when I had Trump on the podcast, he was so happy that Dimitri the Snake was on the table.
01:24:13.000 His pants, his little snake pants.
01:24:14.000 That's awesome.
01:24:16.000 That's such a look at this.
01:24:18.000 That's crazy.
01:24:19.000 I love dude.
01:24:20.000 Harlan was talking to us about Rocket Man and how they didn't put out Rocket Man because there's a song in it where he imitates being Chinese.
01:24:30.000 Like he does it with everybody.
01:24:31.000 He does it with German, where he's like, I la Libin in the world. 0.99
01:24:34.000 And then he does ch a Chinese accent where he's like, right?
01:24:38.000 Yeah.
01:24:39.000 And they just like buried it.
01:24:41.000 Like it that came out with Tarzan, and they buried the shit out of Rocket Man and let Tarzan like take the and I was like, I looked it up.
01:24:50.000 Tarzan is like based off seriously racist original story.
01:24:55.000 Was it really?
01:24:55.000 Yeah.
01:24:56.000 Which is so interesting.
01:24:57.000 Like Rocky.
01:24:58.000 Edgar Rice Burroughs, the original Tarzan?
01:25:00.000 Um was it Tarzan?
01:25:02.000 Was it Edgar Rice Burroughs?
01:25:05.000 Is Tarzan the one where it's like, and we'll be yeah, yeah.
01:25:07.000 Tarzan, look up Tarzan racist ties, it is there.
01:25:11.000 So from the original book?
01:25:12.000 I think so, yeah.
01:25:13.000 Like the original original.
01:25:15.000 Well, it was old.
01:25:16.000 It was old.
01:25:18.000 Yeah.
01:25:18.000 A white guy who lives with the chimpanzees and figures it out.
01:25:21.000 He lives with the apes becomes the king, of course. 0.98
01:25:23.000 Yeah, but I think even before then it was more racist.
01:25:26.000 I mean, this was a Google.
01:25:27.000 This could have been one of the things.
01:25:28.000 Maybe I don't think I've ever read it.
01:25:30.000 I think I've read the comic books.
01:25:32.000 I've seen the movies.
01:25:33.000 I don't think I ever read Tarzan the Edgar Rice Burroughs novel.
01:25:37.000 No, I haven't read that either.
01:25:39.000 I think this was pre that though.
01:25:40.000 But this could have been me Googling and finding it and being like, see.
01:25:43.000 But Rocket Man getting buried.
01:25:45.000 Rock Man's so good.
01:25:46.000 And if I had seen that as a kid, I would have been so stoked.
01:25:49.000 So it's one of Harlan's comedies?
01:25:51.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:25:52.000 His first.
01:25:53.000 Okay.
01:25:54.000 So it's his first movie, and he's so goofy in it, but he does all these voices for different nationalities, and at one point he does Chinese.
01:26:00.000 And it's such a funny scene.
01:26:03.000 1997.
01:26:04.000 Yeah.
01:26:06.000 Did you find it I don't think even think I knew about that movie?
01:26:09.000 It's I didn't know about it either, but we had Harlan on the pod, and Ian was like, I'm obsessed with this movie, so then me and Ian watched it, and it's like the best.
01:26:16.000 It's like exactly what you want your kid to see.
01:26:18.000 It's like a doofus who makes it as an astronaut.
01:26:21.000 Oh because he's smart in his own.
01:26:23.000 But they fucked up with the Chinese thing, huh? 0.99
01:26:25.000 It was the one accent that you can't make fun of.
01:26:27.000 One accent.
01:26:28.000 He did all the other accents.
01:26:29.000 So weird.
01:26:30.000 I I don't get that.
01:26:32.000 Why is that the one?
01:26:34.000 We live in a bizarro time.
01:26:36.000 It's very weird.
01:26:37.000 A very weird time.
01:26:38.000 It's also funny because Disney was like, yeah, the scene goes in, we approve it, and then and then they're like, wait, actually, it's not that's fucked up.
01:26:45.000 Well, you know, people approve dumb shit all the time.
01:26:48.000 Yeah.
01:26:48.000 Fear Factor, they improve people drinking cum.
01:26:52.000 And that's what's got the showcase.
01:26:53.000 Yeah, they just have to do it.
01:26:54.000 Dude, I was obsessed with Fear.
01:26:55.000 And piss. 0.94
01:26:56.000 I was about to say, did you ever watch it again?
01:26:58.000 I'm like, you're on it.
01:26:59.000 But those people do not.
01:27:01.000 I used to think they were like hot people.
01:27:03.000 They're like trash.
01:27:04.000 Little trash.
01:27:06.000 Like growing up when I was watching it, I was like, oh my God, I want to grow up to look like her.
01:27:09.000 And then I look back and I'm like, this is White Dreads crazy lunatics. 0.99
01:27:13.000 I was obsessed with that show.
01:27:14.000 Well, they made them drink cum and But is it wasn't a bowl cum? 0.62
01:27:17.000 It was Donkey.
01:27:18.000 Oh yeah, Donkey Cum.
01:27:19.000 Donkey Cum and Donkey Urine.
01:27:21.000 They had to play uh horseshoes to see how much Donkey Cum and Donkey Urine.
01:27:26.000 Did they say cum?
01:27:27.000 Oh uh sperm. 1.00
01:27:28.000 I think we said sperm.
01:27:29.000 Don't worry.
01:27:30.000 And they aired it.
01:27:32.000 Well, not really.
01:27:33.000 See, that's what got the show canceled. 0.94
01:27:37.000 No.
01:27:38.000 Well, people drank the cum and didn't win.
01:27:41.000 The cum is not a problem for me.
01:27:42.000 I would have drank the cum.
01:27:45.000 Urine fine.
01:27:45.000 For me, it was the spiders in the mouth.
01:27:47.000 The gals chose the urine over the cum. 1.00
01:27:50.000 That's or the cum rather over the urine.
01:27:52.000 But I think that's a good thing.
01:27:52.000 Oh, yeah, okay.
01:27:55.000 Hilarious to think it's gay. 1.00
01:27:56.000 Donkey juice.
01:27:57.000 The episode's called Donkey Juice.
01:27:58.000 But I don't know if that's really what it's called.
01:28:01.000 See, the thing is it never aired.
01:28:03.000 I think Donkey Juice was like the internal name for the episode or the stunt.
01:28:07.000 But uh so it did air in other countries though.
01:28:09.000 That's why you could still watch it on YouTube.
01:28:11.000 Because it aired in I think it aired Denmark or some shit.
01:28:15.000 They had to just jerk off a bunch of donkeys?
01:28:16.000 No, no, no.
01:28:18.000 How did they get the cum?
01:28:20.000 I used to add a bit in in it about it in my act.
01:28:23.000 They they take cattle prod and they s shove it up the donkey's ass. 1.00
01:28:28.000 And they shock their prostate.
01:28:30.000 Yeah.
01:28:31.000 Oh yeah.
01:28:33.000 They just buzz.
01:28:34.000 They love that shit.
01:28:35.000 Yeah.
01:28:36.000 That's c that is donkey rape. 1.00
01:28:38.000 It's more than that.
01:28:39.000 Yeah.
01:28:39.000 It's kind of alien.
01:28:41.000 You're an alien.
01:28:42.000 For a show?
01:28:45.000 And forcing it to come.
01:28:47.000 That's brutal.
01:28:48.000 I know.
01:28:48.000 With electro shock.
01:28:51.000 They just blast.
01:28:52.000 And then, you know, they got like a tube in the end where they're collecting it all.
01:28:57.000 For a show.
01:28:57.000 That's the same thing.
01:28:58.000 We had buckets of it.
01:28:59.000 And the donkey paid.
01:29:01.000 How many donkeys got jacked off?
01:29:02.000 Because there was buckets of it.
01:29:04.000 So much.
01:29:04.000 No.
01:29:04.000 No.
01:29:05.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:29:05.000 Oh, yeah.
01:29:06.000 You know what?
01:29:06.000 I always assumed that was fake.
01:29:08.000 Oh no, it was super real.
01:29:09.000 Yeah.
01:29:10.000 100%.
01:29:10.000 Yeah.
01:29:11.000 That's crazy.
01:29:12.000 There's laws.
01:29:13.000 Like, there's laws, which was really good because like people say, How do I get on Fear Factor?
01:29:17.000 Like, if you've ever met me, you can't get on the show, so you can't talk to me about it.
01:29:21.000 If you want to get on the show, you can't talk to me right now.
01:29:23.000 Yeah.
01:29:23.000 And it will like get me out of conversation.
01:29:25.000 That's good.
01:29:25.000 Yeah.
01:29:26.000 Nice.
01:29:26.000 That's really good.
01:29:27.000 Yeah.
01:29:27.000 Because I can't help anybody.
01:29:29.000 Get on the show.
01:29:30.000 But there's laws.
01:29:31.000 Like you can't say it's Donkey Cum when it's not Donkey Cum.
01:29:34.000 It it is cum.
01:29:35.000 You're drinking cum.
01:29:36.000 Yeah, otherwise you're your show's not a game show anymore.
01:29:39.000 How'd they get all that stuff?
01:29:40.000 All the worms.
01:29:41.000 So many worms.
01:29:42.000 Farms.
01:29:43.000 Worm farms.
01:29:44.000 Oh yeah, for baits.
01:29:45.000 Yeah.
01:29:46.000 And then cockroach farms with the people that eat cockroaches.
01:29:49.000 Do you have to put them on a specific diet for X amount of time before they're allowed to be consumed by people?
01:29:55.000 Yeah, you can't just have them eating garbage and rotten meat.
01:29:59.000 And this spiders in the mouth where they were climbing out.
01:30:02.000 That was the one that me and my sister would watch to torture ourselves. 0.98
01:30:05.000 Where they were couldn't get the spider in the mouth because it was climbing out. 0.99
01:30:08.000 Yeah, it was brutal.
01:30:09.000 Ridiculous show.
01:30:10.000 I literally signed up for it because I thought it was going to be cancelled immediately and I'd have a lot of material.
01:30:14.000 Were you able to tell jokes on it?
01:30:17.000 No.
01:30:17.000 No, they limited the shit out of you.
01:30:19.000 No, the they if if I said something that they thought was controversial, most of the time they would edit it out.
01:30:26.000 Did Jackass come Jackass was after Fears?
01:30:28.000 No, I think it was before.
01:30:31.000 Was it?
01:30:32.000 I think so.
01:30:33.000 Okay.
01:30:33.000 I was obsessed with that.
01:30:34.000 The first one was Survivor.
01:30:36.000 Survivor was the first one on TV where you're like, yo, which is still on the air, which is crazy.
01:30:41.000 That is I thought the Osborne's.
01:30:44.000 Well, that was a reality show.
01:30:45.000 But there was ones before that, right?
01:30:47.000 There was totally Polly. 1.00
01:30:48.000 That was kind of a reality show.
01:30:49.000 Oh, okay, okay.
01:30:50.000 You know, but Totally Polly. 1.00
01:30:51.000 Was that Polly Show? 1.00
01:30:52.000 Paul Sure, yeah.
01:30:53.000 He had a the he had like a very famous MTV reality show.
01:30:57.000 Called Totally Polly.
01:30:58.000 Where you just fucked around.
01:30:59.000 Just traveled around, met people.
01:31:01.000 It's a reality show.
01:31:03.000 Um, but like I'm not wrong, right?
01:31:06.000 Wasn't Survivor the first one of those kind of shows?
01:31:09.000 A game show?
01:31:10.000 No, you know, like a game show, but a reality show.
01:31:13.000 Reality game show.
01:31:14.000 I think I think so.
01:31:14.000 I mean, it definitely caught there was that wavy that came out around the same year as like American Idol.
01:31:20.000 What year did Survivor start?
01:31:21.000 I think it's like 90.
01:31:23.000 I was in high school.
01:31:24.000 I'll check, but it's like 2000ish, 99, 2000.
01:31:27.000 Yeah.
01:31:28.000 So Survivor was the first one.
01:31:29.000 That was that was the big one.
01:31:31.000 I just can't believe it's still in the air.
01:31:32.000 That's nuts.
01:31:33.000 Was Fear Factor 2000.
01:31:35.000 2000.
01:31:36.000 May 31st, 2000.
01:31:37.000 Oh, so it was only like a year before Fear Factor, because Fear Factor started in 2001.
01:31:41.000 They're gonna do a new one now.
01:31:43.000 That who the hell's hosting it?
01:31:44.000 I saw that.
01:31:45.000 Uh wait, Johnny Knoxville.
01:31:47.000 Yeah.
01:31:48.000 Survivor?
01:31:48.000 It comes full circle.
01:31:49.000 No, Fear Factor.
01:31:50.000 I think there's a new Fear Factor that Johnny Knoxville's gonna host.
01:31:54.000 That's awesome.
01:31:54.000 So it all comes full circle.
01:31:56.000 And you hated it.
01:31:57.000 No.
01:31:58.000 No, I didn't hate it.
01:32:00.000 It's just like it was a job.
01:32:02.000 You were really sweet to the people.
01:32:04.000 I was trying to be.
01:32:04.000 You're very nice to them.
01:32:06.000 I try to be nice.
01:32:07.000 I remember being like, that's a comforting you'd be a good acid person at trip acid with consider.
01:32:14.000 I mean, that's the s I mean, that's a fucked up trip to be like, you're gonna put these fucking things in your mouth.
01:32:19.000 There's that, but I would also be scared to do a stunt, and I'd be like, look.
01:32:25.000 We have to make money.
01:32:26.000 You 100% can do this.
01:32:28.000 You know, people that have never really completely challenged themselves are not sure of where their boundaries lie, and they get really scared.
01:32:35.000 Yeah.
01:32:35.000 When something new and and crazy is about to happen, and they they get overwhelmed by anxiety, and you can get them and go, hey, listen to me.
01:32:43.000 You know that voice in your head telling me not to do this?
01:32:46.000 Yeah.
01:32:46.000 Fuck that voice.
01:32:47.000 You can do this, and when you get done, you're gonna be so happy.
01:32:50.000 You're gonna be so happy.
01:32:52.000 But you just have to do it, and it's not gonna be nearly as bad as you think it is.
01:32:54.000 Just force yourself to do it, and you could do it.
01:32:57.000 And they would do it.
01:32:58.000 Yes, because like I when I was a kid, from the time I was like 15 years old, I was teaching martial arts.
01:33:04.000 So I I'm used to coaching people.
01:33:07.000 I would bring people to tournaments and people that were scared and they were gonna have to fight and compete, and I would coach them.
01:33:13.000 In the corner?
01:33:14.000 You don't be in the corner?
01:33:15.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:33:16.000 I just went to the Serrano Katie Taylor.
01:33:18.000 Oh, did you really?
01:33:19.000 It's a great fight.
01:33:20.000 Dude, I have can I say I am straight as they come, but Katie Taylor, man.
01:33:25.000 You'd get some of that?
01:33:25.000 Dude, I just think she's the most attractive woman.
01:33:29.000 The way she goes, and I fight for the Lord, and she's like, dude, when they're all fucking brain fucked afterwards, and she's like, I just want to go ahead and thank everybody for coming out and I'm number one, my thing.
01:33:39.000 And you're like, nobody knows what you're saying.
01:33:41.000 Right.
01:33:41.000 The brain damage though is crazy.
01:33:43.000 I box and I am not.
01:33:45.000 You still box?
01:33:46.000 Yeah, I box, but I don't.
01:33:47.000 I mean, I I when my trainer is in town, but even sparring, I'm like, we gotta do this occasionally because I'm fucking fucked up afterwards.
01:33:55.000 Yeah, I have friends that still spar.
01:33:57.000 I'm like, stop doing that.
01:33:59.000 Yeah, a lot of people aren't sparring at all, they just fight.
01:34:01.000 Well, some that's rare.
01:34:03.000 Most fighters spar.
01:34:06.000 There's a few that don't, like Max Holloway for a while wasn't sparring because he was trying to preserve himself for fights, but then when he had to fight Dustin Poor, or he had Justin Gagey, I think it was, with Justin Gagey's like, I gotta start sparring again because I'm gonna fight someone who's really dangerous.
01:34:20.000 You can't have any It's just so when you start when I started boxing, I was like, I'm never gonna spar, that's crazy.
01:34:26.000 And then like a month in, I was like uh so addicted, and it was so much fun.
01:34:30.000 It felt like you were training so that you could spar.
01:34:33.000 It is fun to do.
01:34:34.000 And then I would do a podcast and be like, oh, and I'd be like, Oh, we can't do that.
01:34:40.000 We can't do that.
01:34:41.000 And I you listen to Serrano and Katie when they're like fighting in those like press conferences, and it sounds like two drunk kids.
01:34:49.000 Like they're like, no, she fucking said that we were gonna and you're like, this is I cannot be doing that.
01:34:54.000 Well, the real rough one is when you talk to guys that are in like their fifties and they've been retired for years and they're slurring their words, you barely understand what they're saying.
01:35:03.000 You're like, fuck.
01:35:04.000 Yeah.
01:35:05.000 And they have so much money, but what do they well?
01:35:07.000 Some of them don't even have the money anymore.
01:35:09.000 Usually they go through a few divorces because they're crazy. 1.00
01:35:13.000 No one can stay with them.
01:35:14.000 They're out of their fucking mind.
01:35:15.000 Yeah.
01:35:15.000 You know, and they're probably alcoholics because their brains completely shattered.
01:35:19.000 Yeah.
01:35:20.000 Do they get the men get more aggressive when they get brain damage? 0.99
01:35:24.000 Yeah.
01:35:25.000 They definitely can.
01:35:26.000 It depends entirely on the individual.
01:35:28.000 But the women get CT. 1.00
01:35:29.000 Oh, yeah, 100%.
01:35:31.000 Yeah, they can get aggressive too.
01:35:32.000 Really?
01:35:32.000 You get they get real impulsive.
01:35:34.000 Men and women that have brain damage.
01:35:36.000 They get impulsive, they can't control their instincts, their their impulses rather.
01:35:40.000 Um they have addiction problems.
01:35:42.000 Because they feel off, right?
01:35:44.000 So they want to drink alcohol to get to calm down or do cocaine.
01:35:49.000 A lot of them wind up doing coke.
01:35:51.000 To feel up because they're fried.
01:35:54.000 Your brain's cooked.
01:35:55.000 Your endocrine system's all fucked up.
01:35:57.000 Your pituitary glands have been bouncing around inside your fucking skull.
01:36:00.000 Is your brain fucked?
01:36:02.000 Probably a little bit.
01:36:03.000 Like just the right amount.
01:36:04.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:36:04.000 Yes, they're right.
01:36:05.000 When did you stop?
01:36:06.000 Well, I stopped fighting when I was twenty-two, I think was the fights.
01:36:10.000 And I stopped sparring when I was like twenty-seven or twenty-eight.
01:36:15.000 Oh, good.
01:36:16.000 So you had the dummies.
01:36:17.000 I did a little bit of sparring later when I was in my third.
01:36:20.000 Do you do jujitsu?
01:36:21.000 You do jujutsu.
01:36:21.000 Do you grapple with you?
01:36:22.000 But yeah, but that the the brain damage you get from that is rare.
01:36:26.000 It's not maybe I should do that.
01:36:28.000 My mom always tells me that with it.
01:36:29.000 Kim Cogdon does it.
01:36:30.000 Ask her about it.
01:36:31.000 Okay.
01:36:32.000 I just the boxing, the hitting.
01:36:34.000 Yeah, don't do that.
01:36:34.000 But I like but even just training with mitts.
01:36:38.000 I have such a rage issue that beating the shit out of something feels even when I go to the gym and just beat the shit out of the bag.
01:36:43.000 I feel so much better.
01:36:44.000 It's super good for you.
01:36:45.000 There's nothing better to like relieve stress than hitting the bag.
01:36:47.000 It's the best.
01:36:48.000 Don't stop doing that.
01:36:49.000 I mean, definitely keep hitting pads, but don't get any brain damage.
01:36:52.000 You know what I'm worried about, Jiu Jitsu?
01:36:53.000 What?
01:36:54.000 The fainting.
01:36:54.000 Ah.
01:36:55.000 Because you're going to get choked out.
01:36:57.000 You're just going to black out the moment someone even comes close to choking you out.
01:37:01.000 Yeah, if anybody does something to my wrist and getting no and the arteries.
01:37:05.000 Stuck in a triangle, you're just gonna fall asleep in the street.
01:37:08.000 And they're gonna be like, I did a good job.
01:37:09.000 Yeah.
01:37:09.000 Yeah.
01:37:10.000 Yeah, totally.
01:37:11.000 Because I I have friends that do it and they're like, yeah, and then my bone was up against mine.
01:37:15.000 I'm like, I'm done.
01:37:17.000 No.
01:37:18.000 Yeah.
01:37:19.000 Talk to Kim.
01:37:20.000 It is rough, but it's super addictive.
01:37:22.000 Once you do it and you get used to it, it's very addictive.
01:37:25.000 It's like a puzzle.
01:37:27.000 It's a game.
01:37:27.000 Yeah, you're playing a game.
01:37:28.000 And you get better at the game the more you play it.
01:37:30.000 And you know, the game is get somebody in an arm bar. 0.89
01:37:33.000 Right, but the arm bar is all of it is slightly representing breaking them, right?
01:37:38.000 Oh yeah.
01:37:38.000 Yeah, that makes me tap.
01:37:40.000 Okay.
01:37:41.000 You have to tap so your arm doesn't get broke.
01:37:43.000 The idea of overextending somebody's body part is brutal.
01:37:46.000 It is brutal.
01:37:47.000 That's so gross.
01:37:49.000 It's gross.
01:37:50.000 But it's very but I think that that's a useful skill.
01:37:53.000 Very useful skill.
01:37:54.000 Oh I know.
01:37:54.000 But the boxing is just bam, you know.
01:37:56.000 It's useful too.
01:37:57.000 Breaking somebody's nose I could do, but you couldn't break their arm.
01:38:01.000 I could not.
01:38:01.000 No, the idea of like bone coming through.
01:38:03.000 Crazy.
01:38:04.000 Choke them.
01:38:05.000 Put them to sleep.
01:38:06.000 Yeah.
01:38:06.000 Have you put you put a lot of people asleep?
01:38:08.000 Not a lot of people.
01:38:10.000 Is it a good feeling to be put to sleep?
01:38:12.000 I don't know.
01:38:12.000 You've never been put to sleep?
01:38:13.000 No, I've never been put to sleep.
01:38:14.000 No.
01:38:15.000 Really?
01:38:15.000 No.
01:38:16.000 Are you scared to be put asleep?
01:38:17.000 No.
01:38:18.000 No, I just tap.
01:38:19.000 Well, I know I'm a big thing.
01:38:20.000 Right, right, right, right.
01:38:22.000 Your body probably taps.
01:38:23.000 No, you tap.
01:38:24.000 I know, but you probably your instinct like even if you're like, put me to sleep, you'd still probably be like, no, actually, though.
01:38:29.000 No, you gotta know like when you're going.
01:38:32.000 Right.
01:38:33.000 So like if you're getting choked if like someone's got my back and they've got a choke in, there's a point in time where I know I'm not getting out of this.
01:38:39.000 You just tap.
01:38:40.000 It's smart.
01:38:41.000 Yeah.
01:38:41.000 It's stupid to fight it off because you get injured.
01:38:44.000 And then you wind up being really fucked up. 0.79
01:38:46.000 I love watching MMA.
01:38:47.000 Do you?
01:38:48.000 Yeah, when they jump on their backs like that, when they go full monkey style, it's yes, dude.
01:38:53.000 Have you ever been to it live?
01:38:54.000 No, just that fight.
01:38:56.000 It was a big deal.
01:38:56.000 I went, Netflix took me thinking of it.
01:38:58.000 Oh, yeah, but that's a boxing match. 0.95
01:38:59.000 You should go to a UFC live.
01:39:01.000 It's bananas.
01:39:02.000 Really?
01:39:02.000 Yeah.
01:39:03.000 It's bananas.
01:39:04.000 It's yeah.
01:39:05.000 I loved going to the Serrano match.
01:39:07.000 Are you at the club this weekend?
01:39:09.000 Who's at the No, I'm in Rochester this weekend.
01:39:12.000 Oh, cool.
01:39:12.000 There's a UFC.
01:39:14.000 I was gonna say there's a UFC in San Antonio on Saturday night.
01:39:17.000 I'll go in New York for sure.
01:39:19.000 Whenever it's in New York?
01:39:20.000 Okay.
01:39:21.000 I'll get you tickets.
01:39:22.000 It's g it gonna be in Madison Square Garden in November.
01:39:24.000 I'll go.
01:39:25.000 If you're gonna be around.
01:39:26.000 Okay.
01:39:26.000 Yeah.
01:39:26.000 That'd be so sick.
01:39:27.000 Oh my god.
01:39:28.000 I'm gonna wear a fur coat.
01:39:29.000 Yeah, you'll love it.
01:39:30.000 It's quite and seeing it in the garden is kind of special.
01:39:33.000 Yeah, we're seeing anything in the game.
01:39:35.000 Oh, they were in the garden, Serrano.
01:39:37.000 No, yes.
01:39:38.000 Was it?
01:39:38.000 Yeah.
01:39:39.000 It was a big room with a smaller room.
01:39:41.000 Big room.
01:39:42.000 Sold it out.
01:39:42.000 Wow.
01:39:43.000 Toronto made 14 mil or something.
01:39:45.000 I mean, they made that's great.
01:39:47.000 Isn't that great?
01:39:48.000 That's awesome.
01:39:48.000 Yeah.
01:39:49.000 And the fucking the card was incredible watching them.
01:39:53.000 Massive Square Garden has got a lot of energy in that room too.
01:39:56.000 There's something crazy about that room.
01:39:57.000 Yeah.
01:39:58.000 It's just like the amount of concerts and fights and events that have taken place and that you feel it in the building when you walk in, you're like, you walk in, you're like, whoa.
01:40:08.000 It's intense.
01:40:08.000 This place is alive.
01:40:10.000 It's awesome.
01:40:11.000 Yeah.
01:40:11.000 Like when you go to a new arena and they're brand new and you walk in the door and it's empty and you're wandering around like, wow, cool place.
01:40:19.000 But you walk in the garden, you're like, yo, this place is alive.
01:40:22.000 It's got memories in here.
01:40:24.000 The other ones feel like racquetball.
01:40:25.000 Like you could, you know what I mean?
01:40:26.000 Like you could hit a racket ball around and want it.
01:40:28.000 It's like they're the stage because I've done arenas with Tom Bonch Segora, and you can definitely feel the ones that have like been there versus the ones that they put up recently.
01:40:37.000 Yeah.
01:40:37.000 Yeah, they have history.
01:40:39.000 History is burned into buildings.
01:40:41.000 I'm so bad at rotating.
01:40:42.000 Oh, it's weird.
01:40:44.000 It's so weird.
01:40:44.000 It's the best way though, because it's the only way you can do an arena where it's intimate.
01:40:48.000 So what we're talking about is a stage that's round.
01:40:51.000 Oh yeah, in the round.
01:40:53.000 In the round.
01:40:53.000 Yeah.
01:40:54.000 Tom was like, just say a joke, then pivot.
01:40:55.000 Just but I would every time I get up there and I'd be like, here's my joke.
01:40:59.000 I'm gonna turn to these people now, and I'd turn every single time.
01:41:02.000 That's funny though.
01:41:03.000 Yeah, it was totally great.
01:41:04.000 But I couldn't do the like natural rotation.
01:41:07.000 The good thing about it is though, it it makes the show intimate even though there's 16,000 people there.
01:41:13.000 Yeah.
01:41:13.000 Because there's people on this side facing people on the other side.
01:41:16.000 So everybody realizes they're all in it together.
01:41:18.000 And the Jumbotron.
01:41:19.000 I mean my Netflix special is shot.
01:41:22.000 I was like, wherever your camera is, shove it the fuck up my nose.
01:41:25.000 Like I'm so sick of seeing specials where I'm watching their whole body the whole time.
01:41:29.000 Like show my face because my facial movements are like half of my joke.
01:41:33.000 Right.
01:41:34.000 And in the arena, you get that.
01:41:36.000 Like I remember watching Louie at the Hulu at the Hulu Theater, and it was just the fucking jumbotrons.
01:41:43.000 You saw every little movement he was making.
01:41:46.000 And I was like, that's so sick because it's so in a club you see that.
01:41:50.000 Right.
01:41:50.000 You know.
01:41:50.000 And that's what you want to see, especially if you're looking at it on the screen, which is weird.
01:41:55.000 Yeah.
01:41:55.000 And then sometimes you watch somebody and you're like, I should just have gone home and watched this because then I would see their face.
01:41:59.000 Right.
01:42:00.000 But the Jumbotron fucking nails you, and it's so sick.
01:42:03.000 Yeah.
01:42:03.000 Well, that's the good thing about the round, too.
01:42:05.000 You can have your back to them and they totally could still see your face.
01:42:08.000 No, but I'm always worried about my butt.
01:42:10.000 It's crazy.
01:42:12.000 I want like a trench coat or something.
01:42:14.000 Wear a trench coat.
01:42:15.000 Do like McKinnison used to do.
01:42:17.000 Oh yeah.
01:42:17.000 Kinison used to wear a trench coat.
01:42:19.000 I can go Trinity.
01:42:20.000 Trinity from Matrix.
01:42:21.000 Yeah, they do.
01:42:22.000 My icon.
01:42:23.000 Obsessed with Trinity.
01:42:24.000 Oh, yeah.
01:42:25.000 Did you ever hear that lady that claims that she wrote The Matrix and they stole the idea from her?
01:42:30.000 Dude, anime wrote that fucking shit. 0.97
01:42:32.000 That shit is like ancient as hell.
01:42:33.000 It's Turnator and Matrix.
01:42:34.000 It's both of them.
01:42:35.000 It's like she says she wrote both of them.
01:42:37.000 Yeah.
01:42:37.000 Does there any credibility to what she says?
01:42:42.000 We don't know.
01:42:43.000 I had a joke about The Matrix that people were upset about where I was upset that the Lukowski sisters were in the top ten female directors.
01:42:51.000 Oh no.
01:42:52.000 Are they really?
01:42:53.000 Yeah, because I was like, if they had come into MGM as sisters, being like, we want to pitch a movie.
01:43:00.000 Like in the 90s, like we want to pitch a movie.
01:43:02.000 It's about a guy and he's in a simulation.
01:43:03.000 They'd be like, how about you simulate my dick in your mouth? 0.99
01:43:06.000 You know what I mean?
01:43:06.000 Like it's not like anti anything, but people still got mad, but yeah, that joke is that it was one of my favorites for a while.
01:43:15.000 Because I'm obsessed with the Matrix.
01:43:16.000 It's my favorite movie.
01:43:18.000 It was a great movie.
01:43:18.000 And I think we're about to literally live it.
01:43:21.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:43:22.000 We're real close.
01:43:22.000 I'm in the camp that everybody thinks I'm fully retarded.
01:43:25.000 They just told me a lot on Twitter that AI is going to help things, not hurt things.
01:43:30.000 I'm whole I would like the record to state that this is my theory.
01:43:33.000 Because I think it's going to be proved right.
01:43:35.000 You think that AI is going to help people not hurt things?
01:43:38.000 Yes.
01:43:38.000 Oh, that's interesting.
01:43:39.000 How do you think that that's going to happen?
01:43:41.000 I just think that the whole catastrophic this is going to be an an entity that ends all of us.
01:43:48.000 I don't I I don't think it's going to do that.
01:43:50.000 I think that I think that I maybe I'm just looking at the positive side, but I think it's such a smart piece of technology that was so um in the works the whole time to be made that it's going to help us solve problems.
01:44:03.000 Like I think humanity know it has been trying to create somebody that can work on a supercomputer level to solve problems faster and more efficiently.
01:44:12.000 Yeah, that's definitely the best case scenario use for it.
01:44:15.000 Right, but the corporations are evil and the problem is they're already they're already shown that these large language models can be programmed with ideology, right?
01:44:26.000 So did you ever see the disaster they had with Google Gemini when they first launched it where they said uh show us images of Nazi soldiers and they had multiracial Nazi soldiers.
01:44:35.000 Yeah.
01:44:36.000 They like a an Asian woman was a Nazi soldier, a black woman, an Indian they had a Native American l lady who is a Nazi. 0.99
01:44:45.000 That's not real.
01:44:47.000 Okay, so your ideology by making everything diverse, you've distorted history.
01:44:53.000 Like so your ideology interfered with truth.
01:44:56.000 Okay.
01:44:57.000 But that means we do that when we take down all the but we're right, but we're not supposed to be this large language model.
01:45:03.000 This large language model is supposed to be eventually super intelligence in artificial form, right?
01:45:09.000 So a superintelligence wouldn't do that.
01:45:11.000 It would know that Nazis were German and they were, you know, it wasn't Nazi that they asked for. 0.57
01:45:16.000 They asked for German soldiers and then it gave people in color, which is 1943, which would have been Nazi soldiers.
01:45:22.000 Yeah, why are you even getting all technical?
01:45:24.000 Well that's I mean, you're asking a large language model to do something.
01:45:26.000 I know, but it did show German soldiers that were wearing Nazi swastikas that were multiracial.
01:45:32.000 I'm just saying it didn't it didn't the question have to be specific when you're talking about these things.
01:45:37.000 German soldier, which happened to be Nazi.
01:45:39.000 I was trying to put that music stuff all night, and you have to be very specific when you want to.
01:45:44.000 I don't think there's any possibility that it could be something that is that we have control over, not control that we have control over and is we use it for like don't you think we've always been scared about everything about science, about microscopes, about social media.
01:45:58.000 Mm-hmm.
01:45:59.000 The printing press.
01:46:00.000 Yeah.
01:46:00.000 Yeah.
01:46:00.000 I mean, what they were they were terrified when people first developed trains, they thought people's bodies were gonna explode if they went over 35 miles an hour.
01:46:08.000 Yeah.
01:46:09.000 This is the human error removed is sick, dude.
01:46:11.000 Those Waymo cars are sick.
01:46:13.000 The doctors using ChatGPT, they're doing such a better job.
01:46:17.000 Yeah.
01:46:17.000 No, there's definitely a lot of pluses.
01:46:20.000 The problem is control.
01:46:21.000 It's always the problem.
01:46:23.000 And every person that has an enormous amount of power should be carefully scrutinized.
01:46:32.000 And the kind of power that you're gonna have if you are in control of essentially a digital god, like it becomes a problem when human beings are involved.
01:46:41.000 Now, if they become completely autonomous, then you have a problem with us being irrelevant.
01:46:46.000 And it's but that's what I'm talking about.
01:46:48.000 That situation where they become autonomous.
01:46:49.000 That's what I'm referring to.
01:46:51.000 So say we have an autonomous entity.
01:46:54.000 Why would it why would it kill us?
01:46:56.000 What we don't go you know.
01:46:57.000 Well, I'm not saying it would.
01:46:59.000 I don't think it would.
01:47:00.000 I don't think it would kill us, but it would probably give us incentive to not breed, which I think if I was an intelligent life force, I would kind of do it exactly the way our society is already going.
01:47:11.000 Yeah, we're already doing it.
01:47:12.000 Like right now.
01:47:12.000 We're doing it to ourselves, but that might be by design, it's my point.
01:47:16.000 It might be that in order to not alarm us that this artificial intelligence has engineered our diet and our environment to kill our reproductive system.
01:47:27.000 And it's already doing but it's doing it in a very innocuous way with microplastics and a bunch of it's doing it in a way where we don't even know what's happening.
01:47:34.000 And it's just happening nice and slowly.
01:47:35.000 But on the same coin, it could be like, hey, what if we actually perpetuated the species and got it back to life like the pandas?
01:47:42.000 I don't think that's gonna happen.
01:47:43.000 I think what's going to happen is we're going to become hybrids. 1.00
01:47:47.000 We're going to become a cyborg.
01:47:48.000 Like a real legitimate cyborg.
01:47:50.000 I'm stoked about that.
01:47:51.000 Are you?
01:47:52.000 Yeah.
01:47:52.000 You'd be first in line?
01:47:53.000 Oh my God, give me the frickin' parts.
01:47:56.000 You I fainted blood.
01:47:58.000 No more blood.
01:47:59.000 Make me a cyborg.
01:48:00.000 I'm happy.
01:48:01.000 I love metal, I love scrap metal, I love cars.
01:48:03.000 Make me a fucking car, dude.
01:48:05.000 I hate this gooey thing.
01:48:07.000 I don't know what's going to happen, but I do know it's going to be unprecedented.
01:48:12.000 It's going to be a new thing.
01:48:13.000 I'm surprised.
01:48:13.000 The one thing that did freak me out is a guy the other day at a bachelorette party had the goggles on that was recording us.
01:48:19.000 Oh god.
01:48:20.000 When I realized that when I was like, oh shit, the I'm just gonna take in everything.
01:48:25.000 All of the information.
01:48:26.000 Yeah.
01:48:27.000 There's a lot of people wearing the metal glasses everywhere.
01:48:29.000 Which is like at one point you're like, oh well, it's cool, new technology.
01:48:34.000 Another thing you're like, but yeah, but people probably don't even fucking know they're getting recorded, and that's kind of crazy.
01:48:40.000 Yeah.
01:48:40.000 It's kinda weird.
01:48:41.000 Well, also I don't like the idea of all these digital images of things.
01:48:45.000 Like if they if it could be printed out into matter and you could look at it, but the idea of like your entire life, like even us with the fucking iPhones.
01:48:54.000 All these photos stress me the fuck out, dude.
01:48:57.000 Why?
01:48:58.000 Because it's so much uh because there's something about it because it when you have a photo, you're in the present with a past photo, right?
01:49:06.000 Like I'm I'm sitting here in this reality with a past reality that I can hold.
01:49:10.000 Right.
01:49:10.000 The weird giant vortex of memory is almost like my vortex of memory.
01:49:16.000 You know what I mean?
01:49:17.000 Like neither of them have matter.
01:49:19.000 My memory and my brain and this brain here.
01:49:21.000 I don't like that.
01:49:22.000 I think that I want the memory to be contained in matter or in my memory.
01:49:26.000 I don't like this being a brain.
01:49:29.000 And I don't like it holding pictures of all of my past.
01:49:32.000 Well, I think when you say I want to be a cyborg, that's you're gonna hold all of it and you're gonna have a hard drive.
01:49:40.000 So instead of having a memory where it's fallible right now, like your memory is like weird, like when did we do that?
01:49:46.000 Was that in November?
01:49:47.000 Oh my god, that was November.
01:49:49.000 You'll have an actual memory just like you have on your phone where you can go back to like four you know, like you know, like it suggests you on this day, and you go to like 2017, like, oh my god, oh my god, they're so young.
01:50:02.000 Oh my god, look.
01:50:03.000 That would feel less disembodied than this fucking weird unit that we're all addicted to.
01:50:08.000 You know what I mean?
01:50:08.000 It's already a part of us.
01:50:10.000 It's so weird that it's just man and unit everywhere.
01:50:13.000 The unit you could just put down.
01:50:16.000 You think it'll be you could put the unit down.
01:50:18.000 You think we're gonna be cyborgs like it's gonna be Uh-huh.
01:50:21.000 Yeah.
01:50:22.000 Like human beings will have a chip in their brain that any time I'm like, what year was that?
01:50:26.000 It might not even be a chip, it might be a wearable.
01:50:30.000 Where we can put down.
01:50:31.000 They might be able to have something that you put on the top of your head, you know, with electrodes that touch your temples, and it just sends signals into your brain and works from there.
01:50:41.000 I mean, who knows?
01:50:42.000 I it's so cutting edge.
01:50:44.000 And then once AI gets into the picture, right?
01:50:48.000 And AI, if you get sentient AI and you get AI that understands like how human neurotransmitters work and what to stimulate, what not to stimulate?
01:50:56.000 It might devise ideas that we never even anticipated in terms of like how to implement this technology, and it'll probably figure out how to make it better, and then it'll be off to the races.
01:51:08.000 I was so scared today because I texted my friend Suicidal.
01:51:11.000 Like she texted me about something, and I wrote like uh tongue in cheek, I'm suicidal, right?
01:51:16.000 Like I'm not actually, but I wrote it, and I was like, shit, my phone is now going to send me so many fucking don't kill yourself stuff.
01:51:23.000 Does it do that?
01:51:24.000 Yeah, dude.
01:51:25.000 Every time I text some shit like that, I'll go on Instagram and it'll be like, don't do this, it's seek help, blah blah blah.
01:51:30.000 Or that's what's creepy is that your fucking Instagram knows what you're texting to your friends.
01:51:34.000 Yeah.
01:51:34.000 I've had two people recently be like, Do you ever think it like like sometimes I'll think a thought and an ad will come up and two people in one week said that to me.
01:51:44.000 Yeah, but doesn't that just mean it's a coincidence?
01:51:48.000 That means that means you're relying on coincidence.
01:51:50.000 Watch this thing I sent you yesterday.
01:51:51.000 I didn't.
01:51:52.000 What is it?
01:51:52.000 Alright, so this got announced yesterday.
01:51:54.000 They do not describe it.
01:51:55.000 Oh yeah, I did.
01:51:56.000 I did, I forgot.
01:51:57.000 Yeah, go ahead.
01:51:58.000 It allows telepathic communication in some way with a headset.
01:52:01.000 They're clearly connected to something and they don't show that, but these two guys start talking.
01:52:06.000 Uh those guys aren't real.
01:52:09.000 Oh, they're oh sorry, it's shit.
01:52:11.000 Why is it have what's this music?
01:52:14.000 Some of their sound is playing.
01:52:15.000 Oh, it's an Apple Vision.
01:52:20.000 Oh, the Apple Vision.
01:52:22.000 We're going to do any language.
01:52:24.000 So this one is actually translated.
01:52:25.000 Let me go back to these two guys talking.
01:52:28.000 No way.
01:52:28.000 These guys just have the telepathy tapes auto.
01:52:30.000 It's showing like they're trying to have a communication about food.
01:52:38.000 It's really hard to like hear this.
01:52:40.000 That's crazy.
01:52:43.000 You could be in a party and both have the headset on.
01:52:46.000 And think words.
01:52:51.000 Alright, these fuckers have to be stopped.
01:52:53.000 This is too crazy.
01:52:54.000 Yeah, now you're different, right?
01:52:55.000 Yeah, that's not okay.
01:52:56.000 I like how you swing one way or the other.
01:52:58.000 No, it's one diagram.
01:52:59.000 These dorks? 0.81
01:53:00.000 These dorks in fucking coffee shops talking shit?
01:53:03.000 I'm going to use my alter ego to give you a travel tip.
01:53:08.000 It translates that into Hindi.
01:53:10.000 So it starts off in English, which is at the Hindi.
01:53:12.000 Whoa.
01:53:13.000 And the weird thing, which was you guys are just described, they don't talk about how this works yet.
01:53:17.000 They literally just put up a video on Twitter yesterday.
01:53:19.000 Like, if you want more information, go to our website.
01:53:21.000 And so you're describing like if the if they have a way to get brain waves in some way.
01:53:27.000 Alright, yeah, I'm out on this.
01:53:28.000 I'm out on this.
01:53:29.000 Especially when I see the kids that are doing it, I'm like, these kids are just fucking thorks who are getting so far. 1.00
01:53:34.000 They're gonna look like aliens.
01:53:35.000 This isn't like the agents from the matrix.
01:53:39.000 Yeah.
01:53:39.000 That's what's gonna happen.
01:53:40.000 But if it was the agents from the Matrix, like some attractive men in you know, sunglasses and suits, I'd be like, okay, what you guys have planned is probably better than reality.
01:53:50.000 But those fucking torques being like this is what we're doing now.
01:53:54.000 I think no matter what we do, technology's gonna keep moving.
01:53:57.000 No matter what we do.
01:53:58.000 It's China's gonna do it, Russia's gonna do it, everybody with power is gonna do it.
01:54:02.000 Anyone that has the the resources, they're gonna keep pushing this technology.
01:54:05.000 And if you just think where's it going?
01:54:07.000 Well, it's going it's going in that direction.
01:54:09.000 You're gonna become a part of some fucking giant hive mind.
01:54:13.000 Yeah.
01:54:13.000 We're all gonna be sharing thoughts together and it's some bizarre buzz of information that we all suck from.
01:54:19.000 Yeah.
01:54:20.000 It's gonna be real weird.
01:54:21.000 It is gonna be weird, but then you could have the unpluggers, which would be nice.
01:54:25.000 Well, that's what it's gonna be when you go to the club and you put your phone on the yonder bag.
01:54:28.000 You can talk some shit, do stand-up.
01:54:30.000 Yeah, totally.
01:54:31.000 Well that I think it's one of the reasons why people love going to a comedy club now.
01:54:35.000 And especially when you make them put their phone in the yonder bags.
01:54:37.000 Because it's a game changer.
01:54:39.000 Oh, yeah.
01:54:40.000 You could actually pay attention.
01:54:42.000 You actually focus.
01:54:43.000 You're there, you're living in the present moment instead of constantly checking your tweets.
01:54:47.000 People, you know, it's it's an addiction, man, and it's a new one, right?
01:54:52.000 It's one that didn't exist for our parents.
01:54:53.000 They never had to deal with it.
01:54:55.000 And we're growing up with this very bizarre connection to the the whole world.
01:55:00.000 Yeah.
01:55:00.000 And a lot of it's negative.
01:55:02.000 A lot of it's not and it's also manipulated, a lot of it's bots.
01:55:06.000 I guess I'm hoping it g also gets so bad it gets better.
01:55:09.000 Like I'm hoping that not to use the matrix again, that there will be a point where you can be like, I'm disconnecting for everything.
01:55:15.000 Whereas right now it feels like we have to engage with it.
01:55:17.000 Yeah.
01:55:18.000 Like I it would be nice to get to a point where it's like a oh, are you on or off?
01:55:21.000 I'm off.
01:55:21.000 And you're like, oh, okay, I won't try and just.
01:55:25.000 Yeah, when I go to my house, yeah.
01:55:27.000 Yeah.
01:55:27.000 Totally.
01:55:28.000 It disappear.
01:55:28.000 Yeah, that's good.
01:55:29.000 Yeah, and I just put this healthy.
01:55:31.000 I have like a safe where I lock my good for you.
01:55:34.000 That's my phone and lock candy.
01:55:36.000 Candy and your phone, the same.
01:55:38.000 Yeah.
01:55:38.000 What's harder?
01:55:39.000 Candy or the phone?
01:55:40.000 Candy.
01:55:40.000 Yeah, of course.
01:55:41.000 Fuck the phone.
01:55:42.000 Yeah.
01:55:42.000 Candy rules, dude.
01:55:44.000 Candy's so good.
01:55:45.000 The phone sucks.
01:55:46.000 It stresses me out.
01:55:48.000 Little candy fishes.
01:55:49.000 Those are my favorite Swedish fish.
01:55:50.000 Yeah, they're fishing.
01:55:51.000 I just had a real one from Swedish.
01:55:52.000 What do you mean?
01:55:53.000 Sweetness.
01:55:54.000 Most of them forgeries?
01:55:55.000 The fake, the red ones?
01:55:56.000 This fake Swedish fish.
01:55:57.000 Yeah, those are American boatshit. 0.64
01:55:59.000 The Swedish fish are black.
01:56:01.000 No.
01:56:01.000 From Sweden's shit.
01:56:02.000 Really?
01:56:03.000 Interesting.
01:56:04.000 It probably doesn't have our nasty chemicals for the dyes.
01:56:06.000 Yeah, the red 40.
01:56:08.000 Yeah.
01:56:08.000 Is RFK against red forty?
01:56:10.000 I think so.
01:56:11.000 Right.
01:56:12.000 It's so funny watching RFK go through the lesbian moms that I have.
01:56:15.000 Like, you know, because they're so liberal, so they're like, fuck RFK.
01:56:18.000 And then at one point he's like, We I want to bring back raw milk.
01:56:21.000 And I said to watch my entire town of Ithaca be like, well, we did love raw milk.
01:56:26.000 We actually like that quite a bit.
01:56:27.000 Because they're like right now siphoning raw milk illegally off of farms.
01:56:31.000 It's so silly that raw milk is illegal and you go buy whiskey at Costco.
01:56:35.000 It's so weird.
01:56:36.000 So dumb.
01:56:37.000 Raw milk is so good.
01:56:38.000 It's really good.
01:56:39.000 Francis Ellis is all about the raw cheese and milk.
01:56:41.000 Yeah, it's good for you.
01:56:42.000 Yeah.
01:56:42.000 And for a lot of people that have lactose intolerance.
01:56:45.000 Oh, not Francis L. Jason Ellis.
01:56:46.000 Francis Ell is a different company.
01:56:47.000 Oh, Jason Ell is the comedian.
01:56:48.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:56:53.000 Yeah, it's really good for you.
01:56:54.000 Yeah.
01:56:55.000 It's just don't get it bad.
01:56:57.000 Don't get it where it's continued.
01:56:58.000 And then what happens?
01:56:59.000 You just have a bug or probably get fucking ranted diarrhea.
01:57:02.000 Yeah, but whatever.
01:57:04.000 Better than a fucking cancer.
01:57:05.000 Yeah.
01:57:06.000 Well, I think your body, when it's homogenized and pasteurized, it's like, what is this?
01:57:11.000 Yeah.
01:57:11.000 With no enzymes.
01:57:12.000 What is this water protein you're making me drink that I'm gonna fart out?
01:57:17.000 Yeah.
01:57:17.000 I bet we could drink endless raw milk.
01:57:19.000 I bet we could really go ham on raw milk and cheese.
01:57:22.000 Uh Swedish fish is a taste supposed to be called a lingenberry.
01:57:26.000 A lingonberry.
01:57:27.000 But that black the black stuff is a different kind. 0.98
01:57:29.000 It's called Salmiac, which is black salted liquor.
01:57:34.000 Like that?
01:57:34.000 Is that your shit?
01:57:35.000 Ammonium chloride?
01:57:36.000 Ammonium chloride.
01:57:38.000 Nice.
01:57:39.000 Probably not better than red forty.
01:57:40.000 I don't know.
01:57:40.000 Well, let's let's Google ammonium chloride.
01:57:42.000 We assume everything Nordic countries do is better. 0.78
01:57:44.000 I know.
01:57:45.000 It's crazy.
01:57:47.000 Smelling salt.
01:57:47.000 They'll be in the audience and I'll be like, oh, you think you're better than me?
01:57:50.000 And they're like, no, we really like you.
01:57:52.000 White crystalline water soluble salt.
01:57:54.000 That's just salty.
01:57:55.000 Oh, formed from ammonia and hydrogen chloride used primarily as a fertilizer.
01:58:00.000 And expectorant and cold medications and a component in soldering and galvanizing fluxes to clean metal surfaces.
01:58:08.000 Also found in dry cell batteries such as a flavoring agent and its natural form.
01:58:12.000 It's called salamoniac.
01:58:15.000 Delicious.
01:58:17.000 It's good.
01:58:18.000 Well, it's like um monosodium glutamate.
01:58:20.000 Everybody was scared of that for the longest time.
01:58:23.000 And Bourdain and I were talking about it, and he's like, no.
01:58:26.000 He was like, it's good.
01:58:28.000 He's like, it makes the food taste better.
01:58:30.000 I go.
01:58:30.000 Anthony Bordage.
01:58:31.000 Right.
01:58:31.000 It does, right?
01:58:32.000 He's like, yeah.
01:58:33.000 I go, what do you think about all the stuff about it being bad for you?
01:58:36.000 Because I think it's bullshit.
01:58:37.000 Yeah.
01:58:38.000 And what does it do?
01:58:39.000 It's just a monosodium glutamate is like what they would always put the thing was that it was always you would hear that it was used in Chinese food.
01:58:46.000 But it was used in a lot of food.
01:58:48.000 I remember when I worked at uh Newport Creamberry, they used to have some laying around.
01:58:52.000 I think you go into places where you can MSG is every time.
01:58:57.000 Yeah, but there was a name that it there was a product.
01:59:01.000 MSG enhances umami flavors with less sodium, about one third of the sodium of salt.
01:59:09.000 Why NACI primarily That's just table salt at A C L. Wasn't it called accent? 0.87
01:59:16.000 Wasn't there something like that?
01:59:17.000 Where there was a monosodium glutamate product that they would have for restaurants.
01:59:22.000 God can't remember what it was called.
01:59:25.000 Yeah.
01:59:26.000 Is it accent?
01:59:27.000 Yeah.
01:59:28.000 There it is.
01:59:29.000 That's a good rebrand.
01:59:30.000 Global food company known for amino science umami seasoning.
01:59:33.000 Yeah, that's it.
01:59:34.000 So they'd have like a tub of that stuff. 1.00
01:59:36.000 You'd throw it in whatever the fuck you're cooking, it made it taste better.
01:59:40.000 What was the monosodium glutamate was like the thing that everybody was always blaming?
01:59:44.000 Oh, I gotta stay away from Chinese food.
01:59:46.000 That fucking MSG kills me.
01:59:49.000 But why do we say that?
01:59:51.000 I don't know.
01:59:52.000 It's probably one of those things that we got stuck with, like saturated fat's bad for you, because some cunt got a lot of money from the sugar lobby. 1.00
01:59:59.000 And so they wrote some fake science and everybody bought into it.
02:00:03.000 Yeah.
02:00:04.000 Those guys fucked everybody so hard, and they did it for 50 grand.
02:00:07.000 They did it for 50 grand like the 1960s, and forever we've been fucked.
02:00:12.000 We've been fucking.
02:00:14.000 60 years, everybody's been like, oh stay away from it.
02:00:18.000 Stay away from fat.
02:00:20.000 Uh the perceptions of MSG's danger stem from the anecdotal reports and flawed early studies, not from consistent scientific evidence.
02:00:27.000 For most people, MSG does not cause health problems.
02:00:30.000 However, a small subset of the population may be sensitive to it and experience temporary mild symptoms.
02:00:36.000 So what's the mild symptoms?
02:00:38.000 Headaches, nausea, drowsiness, yeah, flushing or sweating.
02:00:42.000 Maybe you just ate too much, you fat fuck.
02:00:44.000 It was once called the Chinese restaurant syndrome.
02:00:48.000 Now known as MSG Symptom Complex.
02:00:51.000 These symptoms often appear within two hours and are typically mild.
02:00:55.000 Yeah, but also you probably ate like a pig. 0.98
02:00:58.000 Also whiskey again.
02:01:00.000 Difficulty breathing in rare severe cases.
02:01:03.000 You probably drink beer and ate fifty bowls of noodles, you fat fuck.
02:01:09.000 Is RFK pro fucking is he like pro uh uh checking all of this stuff, or is he isn't he the anti, just like let it all run?
02:01:18.000 Or is he No, he thinks you should know what's bad for you.
02:01:22.000 And if you want to take it, you should there should be a label on the food letting you know that the stuff in there has been shown to cause X, Y and Z. Okay.
02:01:32.000 That's it.
02:01:32.000 Like he's not he doesn't say we need to get rid of cigarettes or we need to get rid of whiskey.
02:01:36.000 Like if you don't say that, those two things.
02:01:38.000 If you don't say no more cigarettes, no more whiskey.
02:01:41.000 If you don't say that, then shut up.
02:01:42.000 So the left is worried about deregulation.
02:01:45.000 Right.
02:01:46.000 They're worried about deregulation.
02:01:47.000 Is that true?
02:01:48.000 Yeah.
02:01:50.000 With environmental concerns, I'm sure they're worried about deregulation with banking and industry that worry about deregulation.
02:01:56.000 Is there any party pro-regulation?
02:01:58.000 Me?
02:01:59.000 Is there any party that's just pro regulation, regulate AI, regulate Instagram regulate?
02:02:03.000 The Democrats are much more um interested in regulating things.
02:02:08.000 Like if you look at the most regulated states, they're Democrat run states.
02:02:12.000 Like California has a lot of red tape and regulations if you want to get anything done.
02:02:16.000 Socialist is the most regulated.
02:02:18.000 Yeah, because they want control.
02:02:20.000 They want more more control from the government, but they have a bigger bloated government, and the way to keep that functioning is you gotta go through hoops and ladders to get through anything.
02:02:28.000 Anything that you want to get all or nothing.
02:02:30.000 I feel like you have to regulate everything or regulate nothing.
02:02:33.000 No, some regulation is good.
02:02:35.000 Like regul like your your parents are contractors, right?
02:02:38.000 There's a good example.
02:02:39.000 Too much regulation there.
02:02:41.000 Too much regulation, but you need inspectors.
02:02:43.000 Fuck the inspect they suck.
02:02:45.000 Okay.
02:02:46.000 You can't say that because if your family does a good job, and I'm sure they do, that's fine.
02:02:50.000 But there's a bunch of fly by night fuckheads that r m you know make a house and don't follow code and then shit goes sideways and falls apart.
02:03:00.000 That stuff is like that's I mean the bureaucratic bullshit that contractors have to go through is psycho.
02:03:05.000 That's true too.
02:03:06.000 I used to be a contractor, dude.
02:03:07.000 The amount of I should have been I think there's a comfortable medium.
02:03:10.000 I th yeah.
02:03:12.000 I don't know.
02:03:13.000 My stepdad was an architect, so I grew up around construction sites as well.
02:03:16.000 So you know how frustrating that guy is.
02:03:18.000 I do, but I also know that there's a lot of shady motherfuckers that are involved in construction, and you've got to make sure these assholes follow code, otherwise this house is gonna collapse and kill everybody inside.
02:03:28.000 People suck.
02:03:29.000 Yeah.
02:03:29.000 Some people suck and they they cut corners, they save money, they do things all half-assed, and you need someone to go and inspect it.
02:03:36.000 But then it's weird to not have regulation on other there's no regulation with social media.
02:03:41.000 I mean, unless it's the censorship shit.
02:03:43.000 Right.
02:03:43.000 That's it's weird.
02:03:44.000 And it's really bad for you.
02:03:46.000 Psychologically, it might be one of the worst things that's ever happened to like collectively, society, psychologically.
02:03:54.000 Like if you look at Jonathan Haight's book, do you have you ever read his book Um The Coddling of the American Mind?
02:04:00.000 No.
02:04:00.000 But it's all about it's all about social media and then self-harm with girls.
02:04:07.000 This is a big thing.
02:04:08.000 Self-harm, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts.
02:04:12.000 That all comes like this because ramps way up when social media gets introduced.
02:04:18.000 And there should just be elected committees, elected psychological committee, elected philosophical committee.
02:04:24.000 Who's gonna tell you you can and can't do it?
02:04:26.000 Who's who's gonna say you should and shouldn't say things?
02:04:28.000 If you don't like it, you should get off of it.
02:04:31.000 And that's what I do.
02:04:32.000 I just stay off of the most are just.
02:04:34.000 I know.
02:04:35.000 But so is booze, right?
02:04:37.000 The you get they have to know, don't do that, it'll ruin your life.
02:04:41.000 Don't do this.
02:04:42.000 This could ruin your life too.
02:04:43.000 Like, and it also sucked your time over.
02:04:46.000 It needs to be regulated like a drug.
02:04:49.000 Who's gonna be the one?
02:04:50.000 Who's gonna tell you what we I don't want anybody telling me I can't go on Twitter.
02:04:55.000 If I'm at home and I don't have nothing to do, and I I pay taxes, I fucking my bills are paid, I want to just fuck off any tactic for attention monopolization has to be removed, says the the committee that doesn't exist.
02:05:09.000 Like you know how you feed them.
02:05:11.000 But it's not mop monopolization if you can shut it off anytime you want.
02:05:14.000 But it pulls you in, it sends you alerts, it gives you the dopamine thing, it's gives you.
02:05:18.000 I don't have alerts on.
02:05:19.000 No, I've never had alerts on.
02:05:21.000 The kids do.
02:05:22.000 Well, they should shut that shit off.
02:05:23.000 Someone should teach them how to use it correctly.
02:05:24.000 And also tell them like, hey, this is a lot of negativity, and a lot of these people are wasting their life on this shit.
02:05:31.000 You're wasting your time.
02:05:32.000 But I know that, and I just fell into a dark hellhole last night.
02:05:35.000 Like it's hard to avoid.
02:05:37.000 It's it's it is, but you can do it, I do it.
02:05:39.000 Yeah, but I I can do it, but 13 year old Jordan would be fucking hanging from that closet at the Airbnb. 0.98
02:05:45.000 I mean, it would be rough.
02:05:46.000 Fifteen year old Joe would be uh tweeting horrible shit at every celebrities.
02:05:51.000 Oh, just horrible shit.
02:05:52.000 That's the other thing.
02:05:54.000 Horrible shit.
02:05:55.000 Yeah, under fake accounts, you can make thirty different accounts.
02:05:58.000 Yeah.
02:05:59.000 Make a new Gmail address, make a new account.
02:06:01.000 All they have is that it's a good idea.
02:06:02.000 Maybe that should be no more fake accounts.
02:06:04.000 Yeah, but then the thing is whistleblowers are important, right?
02:06:07.000 If someone is in the government and there's some shady shit going on and you can expose it and you don't want to die.
02:06:13.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:06:13.000 Yeah, you don't want to get Seth Riched.
02:06:15.000 Yeah.
02:06:16.000 But isn't there another way to whistleblow, like graffiti or something?
02:06:19.000 No.
02:06:21.000 It doesn't work by a billboard.
02:06:22.000 It can't go viral.
02:06:23.000 Yeah.
02:06:24.000 Billboards don't go viral.
02:06:25.000 You gotta you gotta be able to express yourself without fear of consequences because there's a lot of people that don't have any power and there's uh a government, or maybe you find out that the corporation you work for is doing some horrible shit and they're bypassing some environmental regulation and dumping toxic stuff into the ocean.
02:06:44.000 Like well, maybe it just comes down to regulating the corporations and being like, bro, you can't make money off of people's data.
02:06:51.000 You can't make money off of it.
02:06:52.000 That's a problem.
02:06:53.000 It's because they they didn't we didn't know when we all signed up for it that data was going to be this massive commodity.
02:06:59.000 Not only is it very valuable, but then it gives them insane power.
02:07:02.000 The people that have all that money and have all that power, now they're in control of you know, uh essentially all social discourse.
02:07:11.000 So maybe that's the thing that needs to be regulated.
02:07:15.000 I don't know.
02:07:16.000 If just when they do regulate it, then it's like like you saw Did you ever read the Twitter files?
02:07:21.000 Did you read any of the stuff that Matt Taibi and Shellenberger and all these guys when Elon purchased Twitter?
02:07:28.000 One of the things they found out was the intelligence communities have been deeply embedded into Twitter and then they were involved in suppressing certain narratives and pushing other ones and it was like really sketchy stuff, like dangerous, dangerous stuff.
02:07:42.000 Because it if they have the power to suppress accurate real information, then you you're propagandizing to the entire country.
02:07:50.000 You're you're shifting narratives, you're changing the way people think about things, this can affect elections, this can affect public health.
02:07:57.000 This it's gonna be affect everything.
02:07:59.000 And they were doing that.
02:08:01.000 And they were doing it because they had regulation over social media, they had power.
02:08:06.000 Elon comes along and he's like, fuck that, it's wild west time and opens it wide up and everyone's like, oh, it's all racist now, there's Nazis like Yes, there's more of that now because it's not getting banned.
02:08:18.000 But also there's more people that you know can talk about virtually anything that they want to.
02:08:24.000 And you can debate it out.
02:08:25.000 You can talk about the climate, you can talk about the moon, you can talk about asteroids, you can talk about foreign governments, you can talk about anything.
02:08:33.000 And that's better.
02:08:35.000 It's better to have people say horrible shit, but also be able to say true shit than not be able to say anything.
02:08:43.000 Yeah, but I worry about the I worry about the I s it's just comes down to kids for me because they get radicalized.
02:08:48.000 I mean, it when you see the racist shit and you join the tribe, it just like becomes They can.
02:08:54.000 They can also get radicalized, they can also become Christians, they could also become like hikers, they could also like really get into jujitsu, they could also like join video games, they could join ISIS.
02:09:05.000 Yeah, ISIS.
02:09:06.000 They could also do whatever the fuck they want to do.
02:09:08.000 I mean, this is just we gotta duke it out in the battlefield of ideas, and that's that has to be able to take place.
02:09:14.000 You can't have people decide what you can and can't discuss.
02:09:18.000 Because the problem with that is like then they have power over you and they have power over the most important thing that we do as a culture, which is figure out what's right and what's wrong.
02:09:28.000 Figure out who's correct and who's who's incorrect.
02:09:30.000 What's what's a fact and what is a lie?
02:09:33.000 What is propaganda?
02:09:34.000 Why why have they made so much money pushing this thing when there's no science behind it?
02:09:39.000 And if you say they they then they say trust the science.
02:09:41.000 Okay, well, show me what the science is.
02:09:43.000 And then you have people that are looking at the science that are actual scientists, they get boycotted and banned from Twitter.
02:09:48.000 That's one of the things that happened during the this whole FBI uh infiltration of Twitter or whatever the organization was that the government had that was deeply it was multiple organizations deeply embedded.
02:09:59.000 They were kicking people off that were like Stanford scientists that were they were they had a different view of how the pandemic should be held handled.
02:10:08.000 They're kicking them off Twitter.
02:10:10.000 And then you get to a point where you need regulators on the regulators and who's gonna regulate the regulators.
02:10:14.000 Who's gonna regulate the regulators? 1.00
02:10:15.000 So you think Wild West teacher kids correctly.
02:10:18.000 Yes.
02:10:18.000 I think that's better.
02:10:19.000 I think this is the world we're living in, and it's a weird world.
02:10:22.000 But this is the reality of the world, and you need to prepare them for the reality of the world.
02:10:27.000 Don't shield them from it.
02:10:29.000 Right.
02:10:29.000 I guess it's just Technology being such a drug is an issue to me.
02:10:32.000 It is a drug, but it feels like the it feels like the government making money off of selling fentanyl.
02:10:38.000 Like it that's what it feels like.
02:10:39.000 But it's also fun for kids too.
02:10:41.000 They're doing Snapchats and they're fucking they're having a good time too.
02:10:45.000 It's not all negative.
02:10:47.000 You know, it's just it can be negative.
02:10:49.000 And the pylons, like when people like that lady what she did to her daughter, which is the most evil fucking thing ever. 1.00
02:10:56.000 But there's groups of kids that will go after a kid and pile on them and attack them anonymously.
02:11:03.000 And you know, kids kill themselves over things like that.
02:11:05.000 You have freaks them out.
02:11:06.000 Teens, how do they deal with it?
02:11:08.000 They're pretty remarkably healthy.
02:11:10.000 It's very strange.
02:11:11.000 Um They have social media, but they're crazy about it.
02:11:14.000 Yeah, one of them one of them just got off of everything.
02:11:16.000 She's she's once concentrated on her schoolwork.
02:11:18.000 She hasn't been on any social media in over 90 days.
02:11:20.000 It's very impressive.
02:11:21.000 But that's an addiction to be like 90 days I'm clean.
02:11:24.000 Yeah, but it's also she can do it. 0.99
02:11:26.000 You know, it's like it's not an addiction, like, oh my god, you know, if you ever get on social media again, now you're gonna be homeless and s snort in social media.
02:11:33.000 No, it's like it's a thing that's not necessarily good for you.
02:11:37.000 Just like cake.
02:11:38.000 Don't eat cake all day.
02:11:40.000 Yeah.
02:11:40.000 But if you want to have a birthday cake, or you want to occasionally have a piece of cake, you have dinner, nice dinner, let's get some dessert.
02:11:46.000 Fuck it.
02:11:47.000 Yeah, but what about the cake?
02:11:48.000 What if every time I went to go eat cake, there was 90 other dudes in the cake shop that were being like, we should kill this group of people, and you'd be like, fuck, I really want to eat cake, but these people keep saying that, and maybe I believe them because I've read so much.
02:11:59.000 At some point, somebody should walk into the cake shop and be like, dude, you guys can't be here.
02:12:04.000 There are there are laws, right?
02:12:06.000 So like there's free speech, but if you threaten someone, there's laws against that.
02:12:11.000 And if you threaten a group.
02:12:13.000 Yes.
02:12:14.000 Yeah.
02:12:14.000 If you say, I want to kill all the Greeks in America.
02:12:20.000 Like some of them will come get.
02:12:22.000 Nobody wants them dead.
02:12:23.000 We love them.
02:12:25.000 But if if you just said something like that, yeah, that someone would vid visit you from the FBI if you make threats against people.
02:12:32.000 That's but we have existing laws that already protect people from that.
02:12:37.000 Okay.
02:12:37.000 I just think most people should stay the fuck off of it because most of the people that are doing it are wasting their life.
02:12:43.000 It's crazy how I just last night was sucked into this vortex, and then I just put my phone away and my dog was sitting right there.
02:12:49.000 Yeah.
02:12:50.000 And I was like, oh hey, real life thing that loves me.
02:12:54.000 Also, I had no idea that this was going on with you.
02:12:57.000 I had no idea.
02:12:58.000 Yeah, I know.
02:12:59.000 It's ridiculous.
02:13:00.000 It sucks so bad because I was trying to be so I was like actively trying to say a woke thing that I went through, patting myself on my fucking back, and it just fucking spun out of control.
02:13:11.000 You can never be woken up because it's all horseshit.
02:13:13.000 It's all horseshit.
02:13:14.000 It's all it's just a cult.
02:13:16.000 It's and it's a cult that is mostly perpetrated by people that don't have a religion.
02:13:22.000 So it behaves like a religion.
02:13:24.000 Yeah.
02:13:25.000 You can get excommunicated, you can get cast out of the kingdom for life.
02:13:29.000 You the there's rules.
02:13:30.000 If you if you follow those rules, you'll be good.
02:13:33.000 If you're not, you're a heretic. 0.88
02:13:34.000 Yeah.
02:13:35.000 It's a religion.
02:13:36.000 And it's a religion for people that don't have a religion. 0.76
02:13:38.000 Because there's a fucking weird part of our brain that whether you are a democrat or republican, it it fits that spot.
02:13:48.000 Right.
02:13:49.000 It so there's a the th if you don't have something in your life that you you think of as a higher power, or at least have like some sort of ethical and moral foundation and some goal, some higher goal that you ascribe to.
02:14:02.000 Something will fit fill that spot.
02:14:04.000 There's a spot in your brain, and that spot will be I'm a Republican.
02:14:08.000 Or that spot will be I'm a liberal.
02:14:10.000 And we gotta these goddamn racists and all these all these white people. 0.73
02:14:14.000 We gotta get rid of white people. 1.00
02:14:15.000 White people say that.
02:14:16.000 We gotta do with the real problems, white people. 0.98
02:14:18.000 They'll say that.
02:14:18.000 And they'll say they're pat themselves on the back while they're saying it because they think they're being a good wokster.
02:14:22.000 Yeah.
02:14:23.000 It's just nuts.
02:14:23.000 It's just religion.
02:14:24.000 It's just like it's crazy how many people DM'd me and I DM'd them back, being like, hey, I just want you to know, like, I'm so I like totally didn't mean to hurt anybody, and I'm really sorry if you're offended by this.
02:14:34.000 And they would just immediately be like, Oh, it's totally okay.
02:14:36.000 I I take back everything I said.
02:14:37.000 When what they said was like, you fucking bitch, and I just was like, hey, I'm a person.
02:14:41.000 And they're like, oh shit, I've completely forgot.
02:14:44.000 And I was like, oh, okay, yeah.
02:14:45.000 Everybody can believe it's a terrible way to communicate.
02:14:48.000 It's it's bizarre, yeah.
02:14:50.000 I mean, I fucking do it.
02:14:51.000 I talk so much shit about everything, and then I get there and I'm like, oh yeah, this is I think it just feels good to believe something.
02:14:58.000 It feels so good to stand your ground on something and to be like I did something today that meant something.
02:15:04.000 Even though it doesn't mean anything.
02:15:06.000 It doesn't.
02:15:07.000 We need meaning so fucking bad.
02:15:09.000 We do.
02:15:10.000 And that that's why it takes the place of religion for people who don't have religion.
02:15:15.000 But it doesn't have to be religion.
02:15:16.000 You can have it be in the you can have it be the same.
02:15:19.000 No, it doesn't have to be religion.
02:15:20.000 No, but I mean there's a spot in our brains.
02:15:23.000 Yeah.
02:15:23.000 The religion is always been there, and we we've filled that spot with whatever the fuck it is.
02:15:29.000 Leftist politics, right wing ideology, whatever the fuck it is.
02:15:32.000 Yeah.
02:15:33.000 You find a thing that becomes your religion.
02:15:36.000 Totally.
02:15:36.000 People are fucking broken.
02:15:38.000 We're so weird.
02:15:39.000 It is but we're also wonderful or fun.
02:15:43.000 When we you know, when we work right.
02:15:48.000 Yeah, when we're face to face.
02:15:49.000 Yeah.
02:15:49.000 I mean it's sometimes it's not, you know.
02:15:52.000 Crazy.
02:15:52.000 But then you run into the person who talks shit about you and you're like, oh hey, what's uh yeah, you were just playing the video game.
02:15:58.000 Yep.
02:15:58.000 Of hatred.
02:15:59.000 Yep.
02:16:00.000 Yeah.
02:16:00.000 Yeah.
02:16:01.000 And that's what most people are doing on on Instagram and on Twitter.
02:16:04.000 Because it's just such an easy thing to do.
02:16:07.000 And especially if your life sucks, it's a great distraction.
02:16:11.000 You can pay attention to other people and tell fuck Jordan it fucking cunt and just say horrible shit and it distracts you from whatever is wrong with your life. 0.74
02:16:19.000 But the video game of like health and body perfection, like getting your getting jacked is like the religion that many comics are in, me too.
02:16:29.000 And it is it does take that role a lot.
02:16:32.000 Like a lot of times when people are just hatred, I'm like, just target lower belly fat.
02:16:35.000 If you want to be fucking activated about something, get fucking pissed at that. 0.55
02:16:39.000 You know what I mean?
02:16:40.000 Because it's always I look at the picture of these people and they're just like miserable fuckers in a basement.
02:16:45.000 And I'm like, dude, just what if you just spent all day taking a really long bath and just cleaning that shit off you, you know what I mean, instead of hating me.
02:16:54.000 Um, think about what we're talking about with OCD, those tight grooves of behavior that just get just it's so easy to slide into those grooves.
02:17:03.000 They're so honed.
02:17:04.000 Yeah.
02:17:04.000 They've been used so many times, just an instantaneous decision to go down those pathways.
02:17:09.000 It's hard for people.
02:17:10.000 It's hard for people to snap out of them, especially people that are fragile and that are worried about getting attacked themselves, those are the most vicious.
02:17:17.000 Yeah.
02:17:18.000 The most fragile people are the most vicious.
02:17:20.000 They're the most mean, the ones that are worried about being criticized themselves.
02:17:24.000 Yeah, totally.
02:17:25.000 Yeah.
02:17:25.000 Yeah.
02:17:26.000 Hurt people, hurt people.
02:17:28.000 True dat.
02:17:29.000 That's it.
02:17:29.000 I've done it.
02:17:30.000 I've done it.
02:17:30.000 I've heard people.
02:17:31.000 We all have.
02:17:32.000 Yeah.
02:17:32.000 Yeah.
02:17:32.000 It's normal.
02:17:33.000 It's normal part of being a person.
02:17:35.000 It's just the social media thing, there's very little value and a lot of negativity.
02:17:43.000 Or you could use it correctly if you're a journalist or if you're someone who's like curated a good feed and you just want to find out what's actually happening.
02:17:49.000 Yeah.
02:17:50.000 Because the world's filled with like crazy shit that happens all the time that you don't know about unless you get on Twitter.
02:17:56.000 If you just paid attention to the mainstream news, you'd miss 80% of what's going on in the world.
02:18:00.000 Yeah, that's true.
02:18:02.000 Yeah, I mean, there's so much.
02:18:04.000 There I've I talk so much shit about social media, but the amount of animal videos that have brought me back from the I mean, I found out that otters have a little skin pocket, and it's like saved my life multiple times, just knowing that.
02:18:14.000 Like that shit is so good.
02:18:16.000 Yeah.
02:18:16.000 Any fast intake of National Geographic online is like most of my time I spend if I'm fucking off on my phone is on YouTube.
02:18:26.000 And I don't have a problem with that because most of that is like videos.
02:18:29.000 I'm getting educated.
02:18:31.000 Yeah, I would not have been able to be a contractor without you.
02:18:36.000 There's so much you can learn if you just do it right.
02:18:38.000 Like YouTube is the most amazing resource if you just do it right.
02:18:42.000 And there's just some fucking guy who's like, I'm gonna teach you exactly how to utilize this impact driver, and you're like, yeah, I don't know why you're doing this, but thank you.
02:18:50.000 Yeah, why are you doing that?
02:18:52.000 It's really weird.
02:18:52.000 Some of those people, they're like, I'm gonna tell you how to change a Toyota tire on a Nissan truck.
02:18:57.000 And I'm like, that's exactly what I mean.
02:19:00.000 It's crazy.
02:19:01.000 Right, right, right.
02:19:02.000 Yeah.
02:19:02.000 Those guys rule.
02:19:03.000 Oh, there's so much good how-to stuff that's available online.
02:19:08.000 But or you can get on Twitter and just start yelling about the Jews.
02:19:11.000 Or figure out figure out a thing, whatever it is.
02:19:13.000 Yeah.
02:19:14.000 But the fucking climate.
02:19:15.000 Do you understand what's happening?
02:19:16.000 We won't have an earth for our children.
02:19:20.000 You know, people go crazy.
02:19:22.000 Are you worried about your kids' future?
02:19:24.000 Um, of course.
02:19:26.000 Yeah, of course.
02:19:27.000 I'm I'm I'm worried about everybody's future.
02:19:29.000 I'm worried about their future.
02:19:30.000 I don't want anything bad to happen to them.
02:19:32.000 Just like I don't want anything bad to happen to anybody.
02:19:34.000 That's why I can't.
02:19:35.000 I don't think I can have kids.
02:19:36.000 But when people say that, I was like, I wouldn't want to have kids today.
02:19:39.000 I'd be like, yeah, why would you with all the books and medicine and shit?
02:19:43.000 People had kids before they figured out doors. 0.79
02:19:46.000 When they say I don't want to bring a kid into this world, like I f sometimes don't want a kid just because the idea of letting my dog outside without me scares me.
02:19:53.000 But like and I'm neurotic.
02:19:55.000 But when they say that, I'm like, you're talking about the absence of consciousness being superior to consciousness.
02:20:01.000 Yeah.
02:20:02.000 That that's a paradox.
02:20:03.000 You can't say one is better than the other.
02:20:04.000 There is no better until you're born.
02:20:06.000 Not only that, there's a lot of people in my mouth in my life that I love.
02:20:10.000 A lot I have a lot of good friends.
02:20:11.000 I have a lot of people that I love.
02:20:13.000 The only way you make people is they have to be babies. 0.92
02:20:17.000 And they grow up to be people that you love.
02:20:19.000 That's the game.
02:20:20.000 Yeah.
02:20:21.000 That's life.
02:20:22.000 You have to if you love people, you probably love kids.
02:20:25.000 Yeah.
02:20:26.000 You just don't know it.
02:20:27.000 And you you probably are, you know, terrified of responsibility, which is real.
02:20:31.000 Yeah.
02:20:32.000 But you can have kids.
02:20:34.000 It's it's not bad.
02:20:35.000 Do you think everybody should do it?
02:20:37.000 No.
02:20:37.000 I think you know I think you can have a rich and full life and never have children.
02:20:41.000 I don't think there's anything wrong with that.
02:20:43.000 And I always resented that when I didn't have children.
02:20:45.000 People say, Oh, you don't even know, you don't have kids.
02:20:47.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:20:48.000 Like, okay.
02:20:49.000 Like, I don't don't say that.
02:20:50.000 That's silly.
02:20:51.000 Alienate people.
02:20:52.000 Yeah, it changes it.
02:20:53.000 Did it unlock like a Molly level of love?
02:20:56.000 Yes.
02:20:56.000 Chappelle had the best quote about this.
02:20:58.000 He said, not only did it change the amount of love that I have, it changed my capacity for love.
02:21:03.000 Okay.
02:21:04.000 Yeah, you don't know like how much you love your dog, and I know you love your dog.
02:21:07.000 I've seen you with your dog.
02:21:08.000 Yeah.
02:21:09.000 You love your kids uh times a million.
02:21:12.000 But that's frightening.
02:21:13.000 That level of love.
02:21:14.000 How do you let them go to school?
02:21:16.000 Life is crazy.
02:21:18.000 Life is frightening.
02:21:19.000 You just have to learn and grow and just deal.
02:21:22.000 This is just part of the thing.
02:21:23.000 You can't just be safe forever.
02:21:25.000 You're not gonna live.
02:21:26.000 You're gonna die.
02:21:27.000 We're all going to.
02:21:29.000 You just have to exist.
02:21:30.000 And to you know, you have to like when you don't see your friend, like bye, and you you know, they get on a plane, like, oh my god, what if the plane crashes?
02:21:38.000 What have I never seen them again?
02:21:39.000 You can't live like that.
02:21:40.000 Yeah, but a child, I would be saying.
02:21:44.000 You had to teach yourself to chill.
02:21:45.000 Yeah.
02:21:46.000 Really?
02:21:46.000 And then you still you only chill so much, you know, you love them so much, it's hard.
02:21:51.000 But I think uh there's a reason why societies like people to have children because it makes you much more concerned with law and order, makes you much more s concerned with you know, cleanliness and pollution and all the the harm that could happen to your child and yeah.
02:22:08.000 You worry more because if it's just you're selfish and you're by yourself, fuck everybody, I'm gonna go get a whore. 1.00
02:22:13.000 You know, like okay.
02:22:14.000 Yeah.
02:22:14.000 You're not really a part of this thing.
02:22:16.000 You're just kind of like you're a leech, you know.
02:22:20.000 Like this this thing is all of us together.
02:22:23.000 It would frustrate me if I had kids that kid people without kids have equal right to vote. 0.97
02:22:27.000 That would annoy me.
02:22:29.000 Why?
02:22:30.000 Oh, because they could vote for negative things about your kids. 0.68
02:22:32.000 It just would it would piss me off.
02:22:33.000 I'd be like, you don't you're not keeping a life around, you know what I mean?
02:22:36.000 Like you're just a selfish shitter and eater, you know.
02:22:39.000 Well, there's a lot of those selfish shitters and eaters too that think that somehow because this is one of the things that people are being taught today that somehow or another, because there's so much money in the world, like you're owed something, and they should just we should have universal basic income and your needs should be met.
02:22:53.000 There's a bunch of people that think that way.
02:22:55.000 Don't think that you should provide a value, that your needs should be met because there's so much wealth in the world, and that everything else, whatever the the wealthy people have on top of that, that should only exist once their needs are met because there's a a fake scarcity crisis in this country, and it's really because the the wealthy people have gotten so much.
02:23:17.000 But that's the Bernie bro.
02:23:18.000 Yeah.
02:23:19.000 Well, there's some truth to that though, right?
02:23:22.000 There is some truth.
02:23:23.000 Like if someone acquires all the money and everybody else is poor, obviously you have a broken system.
02:23:28.000 Yeah.
02:23:28.000 Bernie's idea was to take a small amount of stock market exchanges.
02:23:34.000 Just like a fraction of a penny for each one of these, and that money would all be an incredible resource that would go to education and health care and all these different quality of life things that would have a legitimate impact on society.
02:23:49.000 That's what I was interested in.
02:23:50.000 That was my most compelling thought that he had.
02:23:54.000 The most compelling thought to me.
02:23:56.000 I was like, that seems like that would work.
02:24:01.000 and it would change a lot of things.
02:24:03.000 I'm I've always been down for the tax the shit the corporations.
02:24:06.000 I've always been down for it and not view them as having human rights.
02:24:10.000 Well the weird thing is that they have to they have the ability to donate insane amounts of money towards congressional campaigns and sending it.
02:24:17.000 That's fucked.
02:24:18.000 That's fucked.
02:24:18.000 So if they're gonna take that stop that no what is that called what is that called electoral funding?
02:24:27.000 Uh sure.
02:24:28.000 Collection funding?
02:24:29.000 There's a name for it.
02:24:29.000 But stop it.
02:24:30.000 Campaign funding?
02:24:31.000 Campaign funding.
02:24:32.000 Stop that.
02:24:32.000 And it's not even just that.
02:24:34.000 It's like it's funding super packs, it's funding NGOs.
02:24:39.000 It's it's there's a lot of shit that goes on that's just really about influence.
02:24:44.000 But if you get a corporation that's making that much money, tax the shit out of it for schools.
02:24:49.000 Well, not a bad idea.
02:24:51.000 You gotta be able to make money.
02:24:52.000 The real problem with corporations is they have to always make more money.
02:24:55.000 Like if you have a responsibility for your shareholder, if you're a CEO, every cor every quarter, you have to make more money.
02:25:02.000 Like the idea is like you're doing really well, you're making more money.
02:25:04.000 And the only way to really keep making they never go, we're good.
02:25:08.000 Hey everybody, we're good.
02:25:09.000 Why not?
02:25:10.000 Because they're cunts. 0.96
02:25:11.000 Oh, okay.
02:25:13.000 That's the game they're playing.
02:25:14.000 They they're playing the I want more money game.
02:25:16.000 They're not playing the let's make the world a better place game because it's a corporation.
02:25:20.000 So it's a sociopath.
02:25:21.000 It acts like a sociopath.
02:25:23.000 Have you ever seen like the the when they've done these studies where they're like, well, look at the behavior of a a corporation.
02:25:29.000 It's basically a psychopath.
02:25:31.000 That's why I think they should fund the shit.
02:25:34.000 It's crazy how much the middle class is taxed.
02:25:37.000 What they really fucked up was with the stock market in general in the first place.
02:25:40.000 Stock market is so weird to me.
02:25:42.000 I will not put any money in it.
02:25:43.000 I buy I buy gold and I buy a house, I buy a car, I buy a watch, but I won't do the stock market.
02:25:47.000 But it's crazy that everybody gets to be involved in like IBM.
02:25:50.000 That is so weird to me.
02:25:52.000 It's weird.
02:25:52.000 But I'm not allowed to say this because people go, oh no, Jordan, you gotta put it into a fund that is an index, da da butt.
02:25:58.000 And I'm like, I don't have to gamble.
02:25:59.000 I grew up white trash. 0.87
02:26:00.000 Gambling is a bad thing.
02:26:01.000 Yeah.
02:26:02.000 But in my family, you're not allowed to do that.
02:26:04.000 The thing is, it is a real thing and it does work.
02:26:06.000 Look at Nancy Pelosi. 0.76
02:26:07.000 She's got half a billion dollars. 1.00
02:26:09.000 Right?
02:26:09.000 She did it in a shady way.
02:26:11.000 Is that good that she has that?
02:26:12.000 No.
02:26:12.000 It's not good.
02:26:13.000 No.
02:26:13.000 My friends who are like I'm.
02:26:14.000 It's not gonna make her live longer. 0.81
02:26:16.000 She's she's eighty-two fucking years old. 1.00
02:26:17.000 She looks terrible.
02:26:18.000 Right.
02:26:19.000 It's like you it's the end is nigh.
02:26:20.000 Stop working.
02:26:21.000 And my friends are like, I made 50 grand off bit Bitcoin, and I'm like, you just put it back into Bitcoin.
02:26:26.000 You're gonna keep it in Bitcoin because now you're stuck in an addiction until it's gone, until it dangs.
02:26:30.000 You know what I mean?
02:26:31.000 Nobody that I know is like, I'm pulling it out.
02:26:33.000 Maybe a couple.
02:26:34.000 Some people have, and they've made a lot of money.
02:26:36.000 That's great.
02:26:37.000 Yeah.
02:26:37.000 I have one friend who did that very proud of him.
02:26:39.000 But typically it keeps you in it.
02:26:40.000 It's like the same people that stay off social media.
02:26:43.000 They're rare.
02:26:44.000 They're rare, but they utilize the system.
02:26:46.000 Yeah.
02:26:47.000 When I was microdosing, I could do that.
02:26:48.000 I could post and be like, I'm just gonna do it.
02:26:49.000 Why do you stop microdosing?
02:26:51.000 Because I was I was in and out of a relationship that when I would microdose, would my brain would be like, bro, what are you doing?
02:26:59.000 You gotta get out of this thing.
02:27:01.000 And I'd be like, okay, just want micro dose.
02:27:02.000 But now I've now I'm back to it.
02:27:04.000 Oh, okay.
02:27:04.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:27:05.000 Yeah.
02:27:06.000 Well, I get that.
02:27:07.000 When it shows you a truth that you cannot handle.
02:27:09.000 And you're like, yikes, but I don't want to be alone.
02:27:10.000 I would take the mushrooms and they'd be like, You're better.
02:27:12.000 Come on, dude.
02:27:13.000 This is guy is like mean to you.
02:27:15.000 You're a cool chick.
02:27:16.000 And I'd be like, shut up, I'm not cool.
02:27:18.000 The m deal is gross.
02:27:20.000 I'm so it's the best, though.
02:27:21.000 It's my favorite.
02:27:22.000 Yeah.
02:27:23.000 I hate back and forth.
02:27:25.000 I like fighting, yeah.
02:27:26.000 Fighting in the makeup sex. 0.99
02:27:28.000 I just like somebody who's very honest and is like, that's a stupid thing that you did.
02:27:31.000 That's a good thing that you did.
02:27:32.000 It's a good thing.
02:27:34.000 Yeah, totally.
02:27:35.000 Yeah, you gotta be able to do it with someone where you calm them down and say it rationally.
02:27:39.000 Yeah.
02:27:40.000 And you gotta say you love them first.
02:27:41.000 And you gotta say nice things first.
02:27:43.000 Yeah, that was the problem.
02:27:45.000 There's none of that.
02:27:46.000 Yeah, totally.
02:27:47.000 But the mushrooms would be like they it would become a I'd be immediately be lucid and be like, you can love a person and not be miserable.
02:27:54.000 That those two things can happen at once.
02:27:56.000 You can love somebody and not be in a relationship with them because it doesn't work.
02:27:59.000 So I was like, okay, we're not gonna microdose.
02:28:01.000 Yeah, I'm on the fence about microdosing, but I think for some people it seems to be a giant quality of life enhancer.
02:28:06.000 It just tells you when to stop.
02:28:08.000 You can't do it that long.
02:28:08.000 You can do it for like two weeks.
02:28:10.000 Microdosing?
02:28:11.000 Yeah, and then it like doesn't do shit.
02:28:13.000 And you have to stop.
02:28:15.000 Well, that's probably good too.
02:28:16.000 It's probably like most things.
02:28:18.000 You know, you shouldn't drink every day.
02:28:19.000 If you want to go on a vacation for two weeks, you're gonna get hammered.
02:28:23.000 Yeah.
02:28:23.000 It's good.
02:28:24.000 But the mushrooms will be like I mean, they'll just be like, dude, what are you?
02:28:27.000 You it's a the it never gets addicting.
02:28:31.000 Mm-hmm.
02:28:31.000 But I did it a lot during the pandemic and it helped.
02:28:34.000 I know some people that got addicted to the idea of like spiritual awakening.
02:28:38.000 Oh, the ayahuasca people.
02:28:40.000 Oh, yeah.
02:28:41.000 Some of those people get cooked.
02:28:42.000 They get cooked.
02:28:43.000 They get overcooked and they start reading poetry on Instagram.
02:28:46.000 You're like, yo.
02:28:47.000 Oh my god.
02:28:48.000 When I get the text messages, it's like, hey, I love you so much.
02:28:50.000 I'm like, damn, we did another ayahuasca journey.
02:28:54.000 No, that's cool though.
02:28:55.000 Someone's just saying they love you is nice.
02:28:57.000 That's nice, bro.
02:28:58.000 Ari sent me an I love you message the other day.
02:29:00.000 I was like, what were you on?
02:29:01.000 Molly.
02:29:02.000 Oh, I'm always dude.
02:29:04.000 He's gone for a while, right?
02:29:06.000 He's like in South America or something.
02:29:07.000 He's off the fucking reservation.
02:29:10.000 He is so inspiring to me with comedy, where he'll be like, I'm taking I'm stopping I'm not doing it right now.
02:29:14.000 Well, he's very smart.
02:29:16.000 He's so smart.
02:29:17.000 Yeah, he's very smart.
02:29:18.000 He did the whole sp I mean Eric Abrams and my whole team did it, but Ari, like every step of the way would be calling me every day and be like, What are you doing?
02:29:25.000 Do this, and I'd be like, I don't know what I'm doing.
02:29:27.000 Tell everybody to pause, do the I mean it was crazy.
02:29:30.000 Ari's very strong in his beliefs.
02:29:33.000 Some of his opinions are terrible though.
02:29:35.000 Ari famously told me to never uh put out a three-hour podcast.
02:29:39.000 You gotta edit it.
02:29:40.000 In the beginning, he goes, Why is your podcast three hours?
02:29:42.000 I said, 'Cause that's how I felt like talking for three hours.
02:29:45.000 You should edit it.
02:29:46.000 No one's gonna listen to for three hours.
02:29:48.000 Three hours when you were just starting it out.
02:29:50.000 Oh yeah.
02:29:51.000 Um I always did it three hours.
02:29:52.000 Like they don't have to.
02:29:53.000 How long have we done it?
02:29:54.000 Don't listen.
02:29:55.000 Almost three hours.
02:29:56.000 Jesus.
02:29:57.000 No.
02:29:57.000 Oh yeah.
02:29:59.000 How do you do that?
02:30:00.000 It is a time warp.
02:30:01.000 Yeah.
02:30:02.000 Because we're locked in.
02:30:04.000 So if you're really locked in, if you're having a really locked in with someone, you're really having a it seems like What if you don't get locked in?
02:30:10.000 It happens sometimes.
02:30:11.000 Really?
02:30:11.000 Yeah.
02:30:12.000 Some some cop podcasts are women. 1.00
02:30:14.000 No.
02:30:14.000 Men too.
02:30:16.000 Non-comics?
02:30:16.000 Oh yeah.
02:30:17.000 Non-comics.
02:30:18.000 Even some comics.
02:30:19.000 You're like, God, I have nothing in common with this guy.
02:30:22.000 You know?
02:30:22.000 Brutal.
02:30:23.000 That's like when I'm in therapy and I'm talking about yet another breakup and my therapist is it's the worst feeling ever.
02:30:28.000 And I'm like, we need to lock in right now.
02:30:29.000 Yeah, lock it in.
02:30:30.000 But you've had not lock in days.
02:30:32.000 Have you ever had it be your fault?
02:30:33.000 Oh, I guess.
02:30:34.000 Probably.
02:30:35.000 Yeah.
02:30:36.000 What do you do?
02:30:37.000 I mean, I try.
02:30:38.000 I mean, at this point, I'm pretty good at it, so I know like how to finagle a conversation.
02:30:43.000 You know, generally I look for a blunt.
02:30:46.000 I'm like, okay, I gotta get this.
02:30:47.000 I have to change my hand.
02:30:48.000 I gotta fucking fire this up and make fun of this.
02:30:51.000 Oh, you're pro weed, you're weed guy.
02:30:52.000 I love weed.
02:30:53.000 You love weed.
02:30:54.000 Oh, I love it.
02:30:54.000 Okay, I just started using weed for sleep and Well, it's weird for sleep.
02:30:59.000 Okay, but it's the only thing that's ever worked ever.
02:31:01.000 Oh, really?
02:31:01.000 Do you use edibles?
02:31:03.000 Flour the other day, edibles the other day in together.
02:31:05.000 Yeah.
02:31:06.000 But the thing is that I think it prevents you from going into REM sleep or it hinders your REM sleep.
02:31:11.000 Yeah, but it lets you watch.
02:31:12.000 It lets you watch yourself enter sleep, which rules.
02:31:17.000 Like being like, and goodbye is sick.
02:31:20.000 Because every morning you wake up and you go, I don't remember falling asleep, but on weed, you're like, this is it.
02:31:25.000 Here it is.
02:31:27.000 Yeah, that's it.
02:31:28.000 No, I know a lot of people that use it for sleep.
02:31:30.000 I know a lot of people that always hated weed and used to like when I would smoke, they were like, Why weed makes you lazy.
02:31:37.000 I'm like, it doesn't.
02:31:38.000 I'm telling you, it doesn't.
02:31:39.000 You're lazy.
02:31:40.000 Weed does not make you lazy.
02:31:42.000 That's me.
02:31:42.000 I always thought weed makes you lazy, but now I'm using it for sleep.
02:31:44.000 Yeah, I thought it too until I was 30.
02:31:46.000 I met my friend Eddie.
02:31:48.000 My friend Eddie Bravo was the one who got me high for the first time when I was like 30 years old.
02:31:52.000 I hadn't gotten high since I think I got high, like maybe a small handful of times when I was a comedian.
02:31:59.000 When I when I first started doing comedy, rather.
02:32:01.000 And then before I was a comedian.
02:32:03.000 Like maybe my whole life, maybe seven, eight times ever being high, ever.
02:32:09.000 Until I was 30.
02:32:10.000 No, I just didn't like not being in control.
02:32:14.000 Yeah.
02:32:14.000 You know, I always associated people who did drugs with people who never got anything done, and they were a bunch of fucking losers.
02:32:21.000 And I never wanted to be that.
02:32:23.000 If you smoked a blunt right now, you would have no fear that it could turn a bad way.
02:32:29.000 No.
02:32:30.000 Well, you don't have any of the like my heart's gonna stop, I can hear my blood in my ears.
02:32:35.000 I don't know.
02:32:36.000 You don't have any of that.
02:32:37.000 No, no, no, no, no, no.
02:32:38.000 Have you ever?
02:32:39.000 Sure.
02:32:39.000 I've gotten paranoid before.
02:32:41.000 Yeah.
02:32:42.000 When you just write it out.
02:32:42.000 Well, I had to figure out why.
02:32:44.000 And generally it's like there's something bothering me in life.
02:32:48.000 There's something.
02:32:48.000 So the real thing about it is it exposes something that's bothering you.
02:32:52.000 Well, you should go probably fix that.
02:32:54.000 Yeah, but what if the thing that's bothering you is that you can't deal with the fact that you have skin.
02:32:58.000 You know what I mean?
02:32:59.000 Like, that's what happens to me when I smoke weed is I'm like, this shit has gotta go.
02:33:04.000 It's crazy.
02:33:05.000 You have a different mind than me, I guess.
02:33:08.000 That's the thing I wouldn't recommend it for everybody.
02:33:10.000 I know people who can't smoke.
02:33:11.000 They don't like being paranoid.
02:33:13.000 I like it.
02:33:13.000 I like being a big thing.
02:33:14.000 Yeah, some of you fuckers love that shit. 1.00
02:33:16.000 I like being a little bit more.
02:33:17.000 Because then after the panic, you're you're like, I'm good now.
02:33:21.000 Good, but also it's good to know like maybe you have blinders on and there's some real vulnerabilities in the world, and you should probably consider them sometimes.
02:33:32.000 Have you ever had a crazy one that you were like, that's not right.
02:33:35.000 That's crazy.
02:33:36.000 No, not that bad.
02:33:37.000 I've just been real paranoid before.
02:33:39.000 Just super high, like yikes, and then you calm down, you're like, whoo.
02:33:43.000 Once it's over, you're fine.
02:33:44.000 It's crazy for you to be paranoid because you're like one of the people that should be paranoid.
02:33:48.000 You have like lizard man coming after you or whatever.
02:33:51.000 What is it?
02:33:53.000 What's his name?
02:33:54.000 Lizard guy?
02:33:54.000 Liver king.
02:33:55.000 Liver king.
02:33:56.000 What happened?
02:33:58.000 Yeah, if anybody should be paranoid, I should probably be a little paranoid.
02:34:01.000 But anybody in the public eye should be a little paranoid.
02:34:03.000 Anyone, you you included.
02:34:05.000 Yeah, I didn't hide and deleted some stuff.
02:34:07.000 Yeah.
02:34:09.000 For sure.
02:34:09.000 But like, whoa.
02:34:11.000 This has got to come down.
02:34:12.000 Well, it's uh I think marijuana's a tool, like everything else.
02:34:16.000 I think you can learn things from it.
02:34:18.000 And I think it's uh it's like steroids for comedy.
02:34:21.000 You can come up with some stuff when you're high that you I don't think is available.
02:34:25.000 I don't think yeah, I don't think those thoughts are available if you're sober.
02:34:28.000 There's things that I wrote that uh I wrote when I was high, those like there's no way I was writing that without any help.
02:34:34.000 Yeah, I guess I've had it a little bit, but yeah, I have to hit the sweet spot or I go right into panic mode.
02:34:39.000 The sweet spot.
02:34:40.000 Yeah.
02:34:40.000 That's the key.
02:34:41.000 You know what helps me if I always have a Xanax somewhere.
02:34:44.000 Oh no.
02:34:45.000 Like it just exists in my so I just know that there's a yeah, bullet that I can pull.
02:34:50.000 That's a crazy one.
02:34:51.000 That's a scary addictive one.
02:34:53.000 Xanax is so addictive.
02:34:54.000 Yeah.
02:34:55.000 Jordan Peterson, speaking of which, he was on that shit.
02:34:58.000 I thought he was clon clondic bar, clon clonopin.
02:35:03.000 I thought it was on them clond eggs.
02:35:05.000 Well, he was definitely on um benzodiazpine for a long time.
02:35:09.000 That shit.
02:35:11.000 That's Xanax.
02:35:12.000 And so that's one of the ones where you get off of Xanax where you uh you could die.
02:35:18.000 There's only a couple of drugs where if you get off of it, you could die.
02:35:22.000 Alcohol's another one.
02:35:23.000 Alcohol's one, yeah.
02:35:23.000 Yeah, but Xanax is another one, and it's really hard for people.
02:35:26.000 Dude, I bought clonopin in Mexico and I was like, I'm just gonna use this when I have a panic attack.
02:35:31.000 Done.
02:35:31.000 Done in two weeks.
02:35:32.000 Every night I was being like, well, might as well take a little bit after a little and I was like, oh, you need to never allow this around you.
02:35:39.000 I got a Xanax the other day, and my friend was like, You can have as many as you want.
02:35:42.000 And I was like, I need one and never give me another again.
02:35:45.000 Because this is the thing that I'll keep it just in case.
02:35:48.000 Just like break glass in case of war.
02:35:50.000 Break glass, it's a break glass pill.
02:35:51.000 Yeah, totally.
02:35:52.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:35:52.000 Or else I fuck or benzos are fucking dude.
02:35:55.000 I've heard no.
02:35:58.000 I was on a flight once with a lady, and she uh she she said, There is nothing in this world that's better than a Xanax and a glass of wine. 1.00
02:36:05.000 Yeah.
02:36:06.000 And I was like, I don't think you're supposed to drink with Xanax.
02:36:08.000 She's like, Nope.
02:36:09.000 It's so sick, dude.
02:36:12.000 What was what I did the other day?
02:36:14.000 Poppers?
02:36:14.000 Oh no.
02:36:15.000 Amel nitrate?
02:36:16.000 Poppers.
02:36:17.000 Dude, I had no idea.
02:36:18.000 Because I don't do anything.
02:36:20.000 And I was dancing at a at a wedding, and my gay friend was like, sniff these. 1.00
02:36:25.000 Oh, gay guys love that.
02:36:26.000 Dub.
02:36:28.000 Just a mini rave for a second.
02:36:31.000 How much did you do?
02:36:32.000 Like a lot.
02:36:35.000 How many times did you do it?
02:36:37.000 Um, enough where I felt fucked up, like five.
02:36:40.000 Whoa.
02:36:40.000 I know.
02:36:41.000 It gives you like instant brain damage.
02:36:42.000 Yeah, that's what it felt like.
02:36:43.000 That's what I think.
02:36:44.000 It does.
02:36:44.000 Yeah.
02:36:45.000 I think it's like it cooks.
02:36:46.000 It's really, it's gotta be bad.
02:36:48.000 Because I went from being such a downer to being like, marriage is stupid, to being like, yeah, it was crazy.
02:36:55.000 I was dragging people in.
02:36:57.000 But that's like the brain damage from the boxing where you're like, dude, sometimes I need to be a little stupid for a second, or else I'm just constantly being like, society is evil.
02:37:06.000 I wonder what's worse for you, amyl nitrate or boxing.
02:37:09.000 I don't know.
02:37:09.000 What is what's the side effects of amyl nitrate?
02:37:12.000 Because I know uh a lot of the gay fellas like it when they bought them. 1.00
02:37:16.000 What it's actually made for is to relieve pain of an angina attacks.
02:37:21.000 Oh.
02:37:21.000 Which I only need to get that.
02:37:23.000 What is angina?
02:37:24.000 What the fuck?
02:37:25.000 That's when you're xeno bar between your anus and your vagina. 1.00
02:37:31.000 Angina.
02:37:32.000 What is the side effects of amyle nitrate abuse?
02:37:35.000 Angina taxes, chest pain, discomfort caused by reduced blood flow to the heart.
02:37:39.000 Oh.
02:37:40.000 Okay.
02:37:40.000 And so amyl nitrate reduces that?
02:37:42.000 That's the reduces the pain of it.
02:37:45.000 Oh.
02:37:45.000 Because it relaxes the blood vessels and increases the blood and oxygen too.
02:37:49.000 Oh, it relaxes that booty hole.
02:37:51.000 Yeah, it makes the butt hole open.
02:37:52.000 Woo! 0.99
02:37:53.000 I was worried I was gonna shit my pants when I did it, but yeah, but I didn't do it.
02:37:56.000 I think other things have to happen for you to shit your pants.
02:37:58.000 Yeah, a gay man has to try and have sex with me. 1.00
02:38:00.000 Someone has to pound you in the asshole.
02:38:03.000 Um side effects, headaches, dizziness, flushing, rapid heart rate.
02:38:07.000 Um I got some more severe risk, life-threatening blood condition called methamoglobin.
02:38:16.000 Methyl ma say that. 0.99
02:38:18.000 Help me out.
02:38:19.000 Methyl Methymoglobinia.
02:38:25.000 Uh and dangerous drops in blood pressure, especially when combined with other drugs.
02:38:29.000 Hmm.
02:38:29.000 Methyl.
02:38:30.000 Does it cause brain damage?
02:38:32.000 Google does does uh amyl nitrate brain damage.
02:38:34.000 Dude, you better say that it does, or else I'm doing that right now.
02:38:38.000 Damage didn't come right up.
02:38:41.000 Oh fuck.
02:38:43.000 Let's see.
02:38:44.000 It can cause both acute and long-term brain damage.
02:38:47.000 Why wouldn't it come up immediately?
02:38:50.000 Primarily through two long-term, acute and long-term brain damage.
02:38:54.000 Primarily through two mechanisms, oxygen deprivation and direct neurotoxicity.
02:39:00.000 Severe or prolonged exposure can lead to permanent cognitive and neurological issues.
02:39:05.000 Yeah, I mean you feel that immediately when you sniff it.
02:39:08.000 You're like, yeah, this can't be good.
02:39:10.000 This is it feels like somebody's hitting the back of the bed and you're like, dude, it's so crazy.
02:39:13.000 It's like whip bits.
02:39:15.000 Oh, but way more, right?
02:39:16.000 It's way stronger.
02:39:17.000 Yeah, it lasts way longer.
02:39:18.000 I did whip it's uh the newbird creamery place that are worked out because we had like real whippets. 1.00
02:39:23.000 Like whipped with like a giant whipped cream canister, like a huge one.
02:39:27.000 That's sick.
02:39:27.000 Like the real things where you make the whipped cream, we would have to pour the sugar and pour the cream and then mix it in.
02:39:33.000 Yeah.
02:39:33.000 If I do that with a whipped cream bottle, aren't you not allowed to use any of the whipped cream?
02:39:37.000 That's always been my problem.
02:39:38.000 Oh, we had the gas.
02:39:40.000 We had the actual gas back there.
02:39:41.000 We had one of the kids that we worked with was a total dirt bag, and he knew how to get high off the gas.
02:39:46.000 We would all go back there and get high with this guy.
02:39:48.000 That's so fun.
02:39:50.000 That's I only did it like once or twice.
02:39:52.000 Because you you you hit it and you like you like have like almost like an out of body, like whoa, whoa.
02:39:58.000 Like, whoa.
02:40:00.000 It's awesome.
02:40:00.000 Yeah.
02:40:01.000 And it only lasts like 15, 20 seconds, and I was like, oh my god, you're dumb enough as it is.
02:40:05.000 Don't get dumber.
02:40:06.000 Right.
02:40:06.000 It's always the idiots in the background.
02:40:08.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:40:09.000 I just used to get so high.
02:40:11.000 I used to smoke a blown every morning before school, and I just would get I was so crazy stupid.
02:40:17.000 And then when I got older, my brain was just like, you can't have any more of this.
02:40:20.000 If you do, you're gonna bite your tongue away.
02:40:22.000 It's definitely probably not good for kids.
02:40:26.000 Oh, yeah.
02:40:28.000 It's like, God.
02:40:30.000 Like you're developing.
02:40:31.000 Your brain's developing while it's constantly being bombarded by THC.
02:40:35.000 That's not good.
02:40:35.000 My dad was just such a weed guy.
02:40:37.000 He was like a you can smoke weed with me whenever you want.
02:40:40.000 Oh, that's funny.
02:40:41.000 Have you smoked weed with your kids ever?
02:40:42.000 No.
02:40:43.000 Oh, yeah.
02:40:43.000 Okay, see, that's how appropriate.
02:40:45.000 I told them uh we've had conversations about drugs, and I said the most important thing is stay away from any and all pills for a bunch of reasons.
02:40:52.000 Not just because what the pill supposedly is bad for you, but because I bet what's in that pill is not what's supposed to be in there because of fentanyl, and they know that.
02:41:02.000 And powder coke is fucked.
02:41:04.000 Oh yeah.
02:41:04.000 Coke is fucked.
02:41:05.000 I think coke is the worst.
02:41:06.000 Well, it's all fentanyl now.
02:41:08.000 It's all there's so much fentanyl, and there's fake Xanaxes and fit and they're all fentanyl.
02:41:14.000 There's Molly, fake molly, it's all fentanyl.
02:41:17.000 And the fentanyl, if it's small enough, it's fine.
02:41:20.000 Well, it's so much, it's so small the amount that can kill you.
02:41:23.000 Have you ever seen the amount of fentanyl that is lethal?
02:41:26.000 That that cop showed?
02:41:28.000 No, like have you ever seen like in comparison to a penny?
02:41:31.000 There's a photograph on the internet of the amount of fentanyl in comparison to a penny that's lethal.
02:41:36.000 That will 100% put you in the fucking ground.
02:41:39.000 Fentanyl is also so small.
02:41:41.000 It's the best feeling ever though when you go under for surgery and they give it to you.
02:41:45.000 Yeah.
02:41:46.000 What did you get surgery on?
02:41:46.000 Did they give you fentanyl?
02:41:47.000 I used to be so I was so fat that I had all the skin and I got it cut off.
02:41:51.000 Yo.
02:41:53.000 How painful was that?
02:41:54.000 Afterwards, brutal.
02:41:56.000 Oh.
02:41:56.000 They should kind of shuttled me out pretty fast.
02:41:58.000 They were like, all right, go ahead up and out.
02:42:00.000 I can't go home.
02:42:01.000 It was crazy.
02:42:01.000 Draining.
02:42:02.000 Yeah.
02:42:02.000 Go home and drain.
02:42:03.000 Draining.
02:42:04.000 Oh.
02:42:05.000 Yeah.
02:42:06.000 Yeah.
02:42:06.000 It had to go, though.
02:42:07.000 It was in the way.
02:42:08.000 Must be happy now, right?
02:42:09.000 That you did it?
02:42:10.000 Yeah, totally.
02:42:10.000 It was stuck in my, it was getting my zipper.
02:42:12.000 Oh, yeah.
02:42:13.000 I was having a tuck.
02:42:14.000 Yeah, like a dick.
02:42:16.000 It was awful.
02:42:16.000 Ouchy.
02:42:17.000 I've only d caught my dick in my zipper like two or three times in my life.
02:42:20.000 It's brutal.
02:42:21.000 It's not fun.
02:42:22.000 How do you catch it in there?
02:42:27.000 Wait, why is your dick up that high?
02:42:28.000 Oh, I see.
02:42:29.000 Baggy pants.
02:42:30.000 But he's just not paying attention.
02:42:32.000 Like going raw dog.
02:42:34.000 It's weird that you guys have a whole external package down there.
02:42:36.000 You just have balls on the outside.
02:42:38.000 The balls and the outside is the dumbest fucking invention of all the time.
02:42:40.000 I'm sorry about that.
02:42:41.000 The itchiness and the wetness.
02:42:43.000 That's not the problem.
02:42:43.000 The problem is getting kicked there.
02:42:45.000 Oh yeah.
02:42:46.000 That's the problem.
02:42:47.000 Yeah.
02:42:47.000 But that we that evolution had to give you that.
02:42:49.000 You had to add something.
02:42:50.000 I guess.
02:42:51.000 Yeah.
02:42:52.000 I guess.
02:42:52.000 We have so many problems.
02:42:54.000 It's just to keep them from overheating.
02:42:55.000 Because you need sperm. 1.00
02:42:57.000 Where they hang.
02:42:58.000 Yeah.
02:42:58.000 Well, they have to be able to cool in the breeze.
02:43:01.000 Because if they're getting overheated, it's not good for you.
02:43:04.000 It's not good for the spirit.
02:43:08.000 It's crazy.
02:43:09.000 And it's the most vulnerable part of your body other than your eyeballs.
02:43:13.000 Yeah.
02:43:13.000 It's just hanging out there.
02:43:14.000 It helps though.
02:43:15.000 Men are very intimidating.
02:43:17.000 It helps that you guys have that.
02:43:18.000 Do you have a spot to hit?
02:43:20.000 Totally.
02:43:20.000 It helps.
02:43:20.000 I don't think we would mate with you easily without the balls.
02:43:23.000 Interesting.
02:43:24.000 Sometimes when the penis goes in and the balls touch you, you go, oh yeah, he's just a person.
02:43:28.000 This is safe.
02:43:29.000 You know what I mean?
02:43:29.000 Because you have two squishy guys that are like, don't worry about this fucker.
02:43:32.000 He's he's just hard, you know.
02:43:34.000 But it helps us remember that you're fallible.
02:43:38.000 The balls do.
02:43:39.000 Totally.
02:43:40.000 Okay.
02:43:40.000 If you guys were just rods running around, we'd be like, go away.
02:43:43.000 Well, imagine if you didn't have to get hard to have sex. 0.52
02:43:46.000 Like you didn't have to be aroused.
02:43:47.000 That would be crazy.
02:43:48.000 Like animals.
02:43:49.000 Animals just have a bone.
02:43:52.000 Oh.
02:43:53.000 Yeah.
02:43:54.000 How do they?
02:43:55.000 They don't have to get hard.
02:43:56.000 Uh uh.
02:43:57.000 Dogs get the red rocket.
02:43:58.000 But they have a bone, though.
02:44:00.000 Ew.
02:44:01.000 There's a bone in there.
02:44:02.000 In there?
02:44:02.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:44:03.000 You could break your dog's dick.
02:44:04.000 What is that bone called again?
02:44:05.000 We have one out there, a giant fossilized walrus bone.
02:44:09.000 Baculum.
02:44:10.000 Baculum.
02:44:10.000 That's right.
02:44:11.000 It's a bone.
02:44:12.000 Yeah.
02:44:12.000 I think all animals have it except human beings.
02:44:15.000 Monkeys can't have it. 0.63
02:44:16.000 Do monkeys have a baculum?
02:44:18.000 I don't know.
02:44:19.000 Probably not.
02:44:20.000 They're always jagging off.
02:44:21.000 They're always jacking off, dude.
02:44:23.000 Every zoo you go to.
02:44:24.000 You have to cover the children's eyes.
02:44:26.000 Chimps, gorillas, monkeys.
02:44:28.000 Oh, and it's like it's designed to be jacked off.
02:44:31.000 It's right there where your hand drops.
02:44:35.000 Some species?
02:44:36.000 Yeah, only some species.
02:44:37.000 But the like a little fuzzy one, but not the ones that look like us.
02:44:39.000 Deer have it, right?
02:44:41.000 I'm pretty sure deer do.
02:44:43.000 Matter of fact, I know they do.
02:44:45.000 And so do like moose and elk and what m mammals don't. 0.94
02:44:51.000 Primates, oh, it's present in some species within the orders of primates.
02:44:56.000 Rodents and carnivora.
02:44:58.000 I don't know what that is.
02:44:59.000 Bears, dogs, and walruses all have a bone.
02:45:02.000 Because like you don't have time to get hard.
02:45:04.000 Okay?
02:45:04.000 You're out there in the wild.
02:45:06.000 Shit's crazy.
02:45:07.000 What they just slide it in?
02:45:08.000 Just bram it in there.
02:45:10.000 Yeah.
02:45:14.000 If that's where the tur if you lack a backbone. 1.00
02:45:17.000 The back.
02:45:19.000 Grow a backbone?
02:45:20.000 I don't think that's where it comes from.
02:45:21.000 I don't think so.
02:45:23.000 Our primate ancestors did have one, suggesting it was lost through evolution.
02:45:27.000 That's kind of weird.
02:45:28.000 Probably lost when the aliens came down and manipulated us.
02:45:31.000 When could when was that lost?
02:45:33.000 When women don't? 1.00
02:45:34.000 Really?
02:45:35.000 Wow.
02:45:36.000 But cats have like a hook dick where they get stuck.
02:45:38.000 A barb.
02:45:39.000 Yeah, have you ever heard cats where they're stuck together?
02:45:42.000 Oh and they're fucking ass to ass and they can't get loose and they're fucking kicking each other.
02:45:48.000 Not present in humans.
02:45:49.000 Present the peanuts of some primates.
02:45:51.000 Gorillas and chimpanzees have baculums.
02:45:53.000 Wow.
02:45:54.000 What?
02:45:54.000 Chimpanzees have them?
02:45:56.000 Yep.
02:45:57.000 Wow.
02:45:58.000 Rodents, backups.
02:45:59.000 When did we lose them?
02:46:00.000 When it what evolutionary step did we take to leave?
02:46:03.000 Aliens came.
02:46:04.000 I think it's probably when women started being like that guy I want that guy's genes and not that guy's. 1.00
02:46:09.000 Right?
02:46:10.000 Maybe.
02:46:10.000 Because if I keep getting loads blown in me by betas.
02:46:13.000 Right.
02:46:13.000 It doesn't serve our population.
02:46:15.000 Right.
02:46:15.000 I have to be like that elpha male's sick.
02:46:17.000 Right.
02:46:17.000 So I'm gonna rub my monkey butt.
02:46:19.000 Like his dick.
02:46:20.000 Whereas other species, it's like it's a free-for-all.
02:46:23.000 Yeah.
02:46:23.000 Well, other species also, it's I bet we probably got rid of it as soon as we figured out habitation.
02:46:28.000 So as soon as we figured out homes and doors and we could structure, you know, like keep people out.
02:46:34.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:46:34.000 And you'd be like that much.
02:46:37.000 Yeah, totally.
02:46:37.000 Her theory is uh on a line with I think Richard Dawkins' theory, sort of.
02:46:42.000 Oh, look at this.
02:46:44.000 Um proposed honest advertising as evolutionary explanation for the loss of the baculum.
02:46:48.000 The hypothesis states that if erection failure is a sensitive early warning of ill health, aha, physical or mental.
02:46:54.000 Females could have gauged the health of a potential mate based on his ability to achieve erection without the support of a baculum. 1.00
02:47:00.000 Everybody I date has penis problems.
02:47:03.000 Every comic needs a blue chew, so I shouldn't be letting any of their bacculums in my bacculum. 1.00
02:47:07.000 Oh no.
02:47:08.000 Are you only dating comics?
02:47:09.000 Is that I'd say I'm not anymore, I'm done, but that's what I've done forever.
02:47:13.000 And musicians, which is the same thing.
02:47:14.000 Basically, same problem.
02:47:16.000 But constant blue chew.
02:47:18.000 It's crazy to be at a group of comics.
02:47:20.000 Well, it's a crazy new thing, right?
02:47:23.000 Like, what did they do in the 60s?
02:47:25.000 I think they said, hey, I have a problem where sometimes I get hard don't get hard, and here's the things I could use from you to help.
02:47:30.000 And now they just go, nope, I'm hard, which is psychic.
02:47:34.000 The things that I could use for me to help though won't work on everybody, but this is like the the selection thing.
02:47:39.000 It would keep those guys from breeding.
02:47:42.000 Oh, that's right.
02:47:43.000 That's probably what it is.
02:47:44.000 People have ill health.
02:47:45.000 Like there's probably a reason why your dick can't get hard.
02:47:47.000 Blue chew dick is so weird. 0.80
02:47:49.000 It feels like a strap-on.
02:47:52.000 And it's attached to somebody who's anxious, and then it's just this rock hard dick, it doesn't make sense.
02:47:57.000 Alright.
02:47:57.000 Because you're like, this guy's afraid to be here, and that dick is not his dick.
02:48:02.000 That's somebody else's fucking dick.
02:48:04.000 He's afraid to be here.
02:48:05.000 You get guys that are afraid.
02:48:06.000 Oh yeah, totally.
02:48:07.000 Where they're like, Oh, it's not even Yeah, there's something about the stand up and the it's I think people just think that I'm gonna be mean to them.
02:48:17.000 Oh that's it, because you're funny.
02:48:19.000 Yeah, totally.
02:48:20.000 And if you're funnier than the guys you're fucking, that's a real problem.
02:48:23.000 Yeah.
02:48:23.000 Yeah.
02:48:24.000 Which I I don't think I've ever had sex with somebody above me in comedy.
02:48:27.000 That's a problem.
02:48:28.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:48:28.000 Yeah.
02:48:31.000 Uh yeah, totally scared of you.
02:48:33.000 I think they're scared of me, and they also are scared of yeah, I think it's mainly they're scared of looking foolish and having me be like, and then you're you're in her act.
02:48:41.000 Yeah, totally.
02:48:42.000 Dude, the amount of dating app people that are like, I don't want to be in your act.
02:48:45.000 I'm like, fuck you.
02:48:47.000 We've never even met you piece of shit. 1.00
02:48:49.000 It's so crazy how many people say that.
02:48:51.000 Yeah, the dating app thing is wild.
02:48:54.000 Yeah.
02:48:55.000 When I see people just like constantly scrolling and picking people and choosing people, my f single friends that are on dating apps, that's an addiction unto itself, because there's always someone waiting.
02:49:05.000 Yeah.
02:49:06.000 There's always some new this is not I don't like the way she smiles.
02:49:09.000 Fuck this.
02:49:10.000 I'm out of here.
02:49:10.000 And then next thing you know, you've you got three or four more dates lined up and well it's ruined dating because everybody has a cue of people they can date.
02:49:18.000 So they go on a date.
02:49:19.000 I know so many people who are like I walked out after five minutes, and I'm like, Oh god.
02:49:22.000 You don't know that person, and also it'd probably benefit you to have an hour-long conversation with somebody, like as opposed to being like, sorry, we're not compatible.
02:49:29.000 Right, but I think women are worried about guys getting fixated on them and then not leaving them alone, and then texting them and fucking with them and start and then being mean when you they get rejected. 0.99
02:49:39.000 That's the best.
02:49:40.000 The DMs I have that are like, just please be love it, I love you so much, and then whore and I'm like, wow. 0.99
02:49:46.000 I never have responded once.
02:49:47.000 It's crazy.
02:49:49.000 They do get fixated for sure.
02:49:51.000 But then you Yeah, but then you have to then it teaches you to set boundaries, which is good to be like, hey man, I'm not gonna text with you anymore, you gotta chill.
02:49:58.000 All that's gonna go away when you put on the headset.
02:50:01.000 I know.
02:50:02.000 When it goes we all lock in and we'll go and the sideboard them fuck off. 0.99
02:50:08.000 Well, you're gonna read their minds too.
02:50:09.000 You're gonna know, oh my god, this guy's a total sociopath.
02:50:12.000 He doesn't give a fuck about anybody but himself.
02:50:13.000 Everything he's saying is a lie.
02:50:15.000 But that's so fucked up.
02:50:16.000 For people with OCD who are like, what if I kill that cat?
02:50:18.000 And they just get it.
02:50:19.000 No, no, no, no.
02:50:20.000 You'll probably be able to see why they think that way.
02:50:23.000 Like, oh no, no, no, you're okay.
02:50:24.000 Like, you're just freaking out.
02:50:26.000 And maybe you won't think that way when you're embraced by this hive mind.
02:50:30.000 Maybe you'll abandon all the maybe that'll be like one of the the great side effects of it.
02:50:34.000 It would be good for people, like I my best friend was paralyzed from the the C2 down, and it would be good to read her mind and be like, what is actually the pain coming from?
02:50:43.000 Because she was like, I don't know if there's pain.
02:50:46.000 Right.
02:50:46.000 You know?
02:50:47.000 Well, we had the guy on who had the very first neural link, and he's paralyzed.
02:50:52.000 He paralyzed like a diving accident.
02:50:55.000 And um he uses his head now to control his computer.
02:51:00.000 Like he can play video games with just the chip, so he can't move his arms.
02:51:04.000 And he's keep playing video games, and he says it's like I have an aimbot.
02:51:08.000 because I point to what I want to shoot and like immediately shoot at it.
02:51:11.000 Eye movement.
02:51:12.000 His brain.
02:51:13.000 His brain moves the cursor around.
02:51:16.000 That's awesome.
02:51:18.000 How?
02:51:19.000 I don't know.
02:51:20.000 Like he just moves it around.
02:51:21.000 I can feel like somehow or another, there's the the way the computer interfaces with the neurochip.
02:51:27.000 The so the brain interfaces with the chip, which interfaces with the computer, and somehow or another you can control movement.
02:51:33.000 And it they're getting better and better at it.
02:51:35.000 That's crazy.
02:51:36.000 Which is the problem for the people that got the first one.
02:51:38.000 Okay, you're gonna be able to pull that out and give me a new one.
02:51:41.000 Yeah.
02:51:41.000 Or is this the one upgrade?
02:51:42.000 I asked him about that.
02:51:43.000 I was like, if they is this like it?
02:51:45.000 And he's like, I think this is the only one that I can get.
02:51:48.000 I mean, maybe as technology advances, they'll be able to take this one out and put a new one in, but at one point in time, like the wires were coming out and it wasn't working anymore, and so they had to like re-inject them back in.
02:52:00.000 Shove them back in there.
02:52:02.000 That's crazy.
02:52:03.000 I mean, we started doing that with back pain, right?
02:52:05.000 Where people stick it in to fix the nerves in your back.
02:52:08.000 Do they?
02:52:09.000 Yeah.
02:52:09.000 My uncle had that.
02:52:10.000 Well, that's the ultimate goal of Neuralink is to restore movement.
02:52:14.000 It's gonna be able to replace your entire spinal system.
02:52:17.000 You'll be able to this thing will tell your muscles and your brain to fire.
02:52:21.000 So if you have a break in your spinal cord, it'll be able to bridge that, and you'll be able to use your body like you normally would.
02:52:28.000 This is like the old.
02:52:29.000 That's gonna piss me off if this comes out after because my paralyzed friends passed away.
02:52:34.000 I hate that when this stuff comes out.
02:52:35.000 I'm like, God, you motherfucker.
02:52:37.000 It's always gonna happen that way.
02:52:39.000 She was getting into stuff though.
02:52:40.000 She was getting into ear, ear, ear touch.
02:52:43.000 If you touch her ears, she'd get pumped. 0.98
02:52:45.000 Yeah.
02:52:46.000 That was a thing.
02:52:47.000 She was getting into all that shit.
02:52:48.000 She had like a servant that would make art for her. 0.78
02:52:50.000 That was awesome.
02:52:51.000 So she kinda had it.
02:52:52.000 She kinda had her own little neural link of girls that she paid. 1.00
02:52:57.000 We're probably about five years away from an unrecognizable world.
02:53:00.000 You think five years?
02:53:02.000 Mm-hmm.
02:53:02.000 Yeah.
02:53:03.000 What about structures?
02:53:05.000 I mean, it'll be recognizable in terms of buildings, but I think like the way the world interfaces, the way we interface with the world's gonna be very different.
02:53:14.000 You think it's like walk into a space and it'll be like, Welcome, Jordan Jensen.
02:53:17.000 We have Yeah.
02:53:18.000 Yeah, probably weirder than that.
02:53:20.000 Because there probably won't be people working there.
02:53:23.000 Bro, the Waymo is sick.
02:53:25.000 You like it?
02:53:26.000 I thought I was so against it.
02:53:27.000 I got in it.
02:53:28.000 Not having to talk to some fucker, being able to fart at will.
02:53:31.000 Right.
02:53:32.000 Just but here's what I'm wondering.
02:53:33.000 Why don't people go take me to an hour place away and just fuck in it? 0.99
02:53:38.000 It's gotta be cheaper than a hotel.
02:53:40.000 I bet people do.
02:53:41.000 Gross.
02:53:43.000 This won't go on the freeway yet, but people are definitely doing all that stuff.
02:53:45.000 Really?
02:53:46.000 They're probably fucking it's gotta be cameras filming people fucking.
02:53:50.000 Yeah, they're like, let's go.
02:53:51.000 Put on a fucking Nixon mask and fuck.
02:53:53.000 Let's go.
02:53:54.000 Yeah.
02:53:55.000 Yeah.
02:53:56.000 But I really like them.
02:53:57.000 Well, it's certainly probably safer.
02:53:59.000 You know, they don't really get in that many accidents.
02:54:02.000 If they do, it's usually somebody else's fault, not the Waymo's fault.
02:54:04.000 I'm sick of looking at plane pilots and being like, that's he's he's gonna be mad.
02:54:09.000 This is gonna be man.
02:54:10.000 LA, I had one that was so caked up, his ass was so amazing. 0.99
02:54:15.000 It was the worst flight of my life.
02:54:16.000 I was like, Yeah, we can't have these LA beautiful barbies.
02:54:20.000 He was like a perfect Kendo, and I was like, this is crazy.
02:54:23.000 They're gonna be replaced.
02:54:24.000 Great replaced with AI.
02:54:26.000 AI's gonna fly all the planes.
02:54:27.000 I would love that.
02:54:28.000 I hate the idea of these guys getting sleepies.
02:54:31.000 Really?
02:54:31.000 I hate that.
02:54:32.000 No, that's a big part of plane crashes.
02:54:34.000 How about they have strokes?
02:54:35.000 They got that fifth booster and they fucking stroke out while they're does that happen? 0.55
02:54:40.000 Oh yeah.
02:54:40.000 No.
02:54:41.000 Oh yeah, yeah.
02:54:41.000 People are stroked out while they're flying.
02:54:43.000 I'm not religious, but I the private plane thing freaks me out because I'm worried that if God were to smite one of the planes, he'd be like, Yeah, the comic who thinks they're hot shit with a private jet.
02:54:52.000 Dead.
02:54:52.000 You're dead.
02:54:53.000 That one has kids in it.
02:54:54.000 That's what God's gonna do.
02:54:55.000 Not terrorists.
02:54:57.000 No, yeah, not terrorists.
02:54:58.000 No, I just smite the comic with a big ego.
02:55:00.000 Yeah.
02:55:01.000 That's funny.
02:55:02.000 The people that take the photos in front of the private jet, they're the ones that gonna get smitten.
02:55:05.000 Yeah.
02:55:05.000 You post it right before you get on the plate.
02:55:07.000 I worry about that.
02:55:09.000 A hundred percent.
02:55:11.000 You're going down, dude.
02:55:12.000 Expensive.
02:55:13.000 I'll look at a plane that I'm on it.
02:55:14.000 See if there's kids, I'm like, oh, we're safe.
02:55:16.000 We're safe.
02:55:16.000 God's not gonna kill these kids.
02:55:18.000 That's funny.
02:55:18.000 Yeah, totally.
02:55:20.000 Um thank you.
02:55:21.000 Thanks for being here.
02:55:22.000 It's a lot of fun.
02:55:23.000 Watch my special.
02:55:24.000 It's uh available right now on Netflix.
02:55:26.000 What's it called?
02:55:26.000 Today it came out today.
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02:55:28.000 Take me with you.
02:55:29.000 Take me with you.
02:55:31.000 All right.
02:55:32.000 Fuck you.
02:55:32.000 Yeah.
02:55:33.000 Thanks for having me.
02:55:34.000 My pleasure.
02:55:34.000 I'll see you tonight.
02:55:35.000 What else are fun?
02:55:36.000 Hell yeah.
02:55:36.000 All right.
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