00:00:35.000I brought a little tiny figurine of a little thing on stage one time, and every single meet and greet people give me these little tiny animals, and now I have this giant collection of them, and I'm like, I don't like these that much.
00:00:46.000That's the problem, is like everybody knows that I keep a bunch of shit on this desk, so people give me shit to put on this desk, and now it's getting kind of crazy, like where I'm gonna have to have a shelf.
00:01:45.000Oh I was listening to that one, and I like fast-forwarded it one moment, and it went from her being like, and then I was in prison for four years to you being like, Well, the bat's been COVID.
00:01:54.000And I was like, how do we get how do we get here?
00:02:07.000Like someone else plays her in like a dramatization of her getting wrongly accused at twenty years old of a murder where they had all this evidence that this guy who broke into the house fucking murdered her.
00:02:20.000His like his DNA was there, and they ignored it because they didn't want to admit that they were wrong.
00:02:49.000The guy started with that and he stuck with it.
00:02:51.000And even when there was evidence that showed that it was there was a guy in there, and then the guy did it, and then the window was broken, and somebody broke out of the house, and like And then eventually he came forward and was like, This has nothing to do with her, the guy who did do it.
00:03:03.000Well, I don't think he eventually ever did anything.
00:03:06.000No, like she actually had a meeting with him, which is crazy.
00:03:09.000Like after the fact, like forgave him.
00:04:03.000I feel like they, yeah, it's gotta do some sort of weird brain damage thing where they come out actually Well, this guy Shaka that we have on the podcast, he's great.
00:05:52.000She like she had been barking so much in the pound that when I got her out of the pound, like her voice was like and then eventually it got normal again because she didn't have to bark 24 hours a day.
00:06:03.000She just had worn out she had worn out vocal cords.
00:06:06.000She had a totally normal bark, but I was like, oh my god, her bark is like a squeaky.
00:06:36.000We had a dog that would that ate the foot off of we had a pit bull that was a rescue, and my mom had this like woman move in with us who she was dating, and her kids moved in too, and my pit bull ate the foot off of the white wife's cat.
00:08:03.000Apparently there's a drug that they've developed for for dogs, like a longevity drug.
00:08:08.000I don't know if they've released it yet, but uh I know that it shows promise and ext extend dogs' lifetime.
00:08:14.000Whitney Cummings the other day said that her friend her friend's like soul dog died the other day, and she said, when the dog dies, you like learn something about yourself that's very important.
00:08:25.000So I've been holding on to that kind of woo-woo thing.
00:08:28.000Like she's like, you kind of show up for yourself in a way you need to.
00:08:32.000I don't know if I'd listen to Whitney.
00:11:48.000I've tried to describe that on stage so much where I'm like, doesn't it bother you that when people are like you look good for your age, you're just like hide it, like you're concealing your death there?
00:12:09.000You know, because like But I liked that because it showed like even when you saw her weird old lady butt, you were like, that's to me is Moore's nice butt, but I'm still like in awe of the young girl's butt, which is unacceptable.
00:14:35.000So that's what you would be able to control.
00:14:37.000You wouldn't be able to control the fact that you do faint when you have a high level of anxiety.
00:14:41.000So uh vasovagal response, sudden overreaction of the body's autonomic nervous system to a trigger such as pain or emotional stress uh or music that causes a temporary drop in heart rate and blood pressure.
00:14:55.000Oh there's a whole part of my special where I talk about me and this guy who was also a fainter having sex.
00:19:17.000Her and her friends were playing some game with like states, like figure out like what you know, what's the keystone state, like that kind of shit.
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00:23:03.000And I was like, that's the most Peter Dinklage, like just basically being a little renaissance man throwing like his size turkey leg is crazy.
00:25:24.000It was a fan hit me up and goes, Don't go on Twitter.
00:25:26.000And I went on Twitter and it was so this crazy out of context thing where I was like talking, I was on Stav's podcast and I was talking about how I was talking about this guy who used the word, I'm not gonna say it, T-R-A-I don't know how to spell it, N-N-Y.
00:25:45.000And I was being like, that word is so fucking antiquated that at this point to me it it sounds like somebody's just calling like a drag queen that.
00:25:52.000And everybody took it as me saying that trans people are in drag.
00:31:08.000The drawing, I did think when I imagined it that it was gonna be like a well, I was imagining like DiCaprio drawing a French girl, you know, and when I saw that one, I was like, Trump, at least make her hot.
00:33:32.000That's a 3D printed recreation of these very strange vases that they find in Egypt that are part of an older dynasty that are so exact, and the way they did it is completely unknown.
00:33:44.000That is just a piece of plastic, but it's that's an actual 3D rick recreation of the original vase.
00:33:52.000I think a very complex ancient civilization that was wiped out by some sort of a cataclysmic disaster that had very sophisticated technology.
00:34:01.000Because that was was it diorite that that was carved out of?
00:34:05.000Are you an alien guy or are you an agnostic alien guy?
00:34:23.000And there's just too many stories of people having encounters with something for people been writing these things down for thousands of years.
00:35:10.000Or are you tapping in what it feels like, but it might not be this.
00:35:15.000What it feels like is you're tapping into another dimension and you're interacting with some disembodied souls, like disembodied consciousness that doesn't have a physical form.
00:35:27.000But it feels highly intelligent and very aware of what you're full of shit about, what you're what you're not, like what your thoughts are, whether your thoughts are positive or negative, like it shows you negative thoughts and positive thoughts.
00:35:42.000Yeah, I was talking to Ari about that on his podcast about how like when I took acid, if I had a negative thought, all of the clouds would turn into skulls, and if I had a positive thought, they'd all turn into these dancers, and I could switch it.
00:35:54.000I could just like switch and my entire visual would change with my mental.
00:35:57.000I had a very similar experience once Where when I had negative thoughts, everything would go like black and pixelated and dark, and then I would have a positive, I would realize it, like, oh no, no, no, no, this you're doing this, and then boom, it would blossom into these beautiful geometric patterns.
00:37:52.000You know, like I'm like, I'm editing, I'm thinking about shit, promotion, and then I'm like, have to but that's why I think you have to take time.
00:38:05.000I don't have time to be proud because I'm going up on stage and being like, throw here something, I was thinking, you know, and it never I think that's a good thing for us.
00:39:37.000The most recent one where he was like, I'm not gonna be an angry person anymore.
00:39:40.000And that was sick because I feel like sometimes I'll be like, maybe I should have a perspective shift where I am stop being such an angry person and against humanity.
00:39:50.000And I'm like, no, but that's not funny.
00:39:52.000So seeing Burr do that, I'm like, oh, I could have material about how like therapy helps, you know, instead of how my therapist sucks.
00:40:10.000When I was young, I had this stupid idea in my mind that you should stray away from meditation or enlightenment or anything because it would get in the way of being funny.
00:42:53.000I mean, we didn't want him to die, but yeah, he was f he was like getting to a point where we were like, he's gonna have to start going to the hospital because he smokes so many cigarettes and is so unhealthy.
00:43:02.000And we're like, if he goes to the hospital, it's game over.
00:44:37.000Yeah, I've heard a lot of people do that.
00:44:38.000I use mushrooms to cure like a huge amount of OCD.
00:44:42.000I was like I was like OCD was dominating my life, couldn't touch anything, had to wash my hands constantly.
00:44:48.000It was like and then I tripped hard and went into a room alone for six hours and was like, I will and it was I was tripping hard and I was like, I'm gonna deal with this in this room and figure out what it is.
00:45:01.000It was that I fundamentally don't trust myself to make the right decision.
00:45:05.000And I realized that none of my decisions were up to me.
00:45:08.000It was all just an amalgamation of experiences.
00:45:11.000Because I was like, who's gonna stop me from biting or hurting or doing anything?
00:45:15.000So I was like, if I tap this, that'll stop me.
00:45:17.000And when I faced it in acid, it was like, you think you're gonna do bad things, but you're not, because you have done you have chosen the right path this whole way, so you can trust yourself.
00:47:25.000I mean, that's the thing is if you don't get in the way of it, it just builds neuronal grooves in your brain that becomes so like averse to plasticity.
00:47:47.000I was like, then we'd have to burn my mother's car, like there's no way.
00:47:50.000But you do every time something's contaminated a little bit, you have to like force yourself to do it to touch it, or whatever your thing is.
00:47:59.000For me, it was contamination was if some when I was younger, I was worried that I would become like say you were like, I cheated on my wife last night, and then you're like, You want to hit this vape or whatever?
00:48:11.000I wouldn't be able to touch it because I'd be like, he does bad things.
00:48:14.000If I hit that vape, I'll do bad things.
00:48:29.000Because people do kind of adopt the mindset of people they're around.
00:48:33.000I mean, that's what I've had to learn recently, is I'm like, you gotta cut out whack people and get that that's not OCD, that's like healthy for you.
00:48:40.000Yeah, whack people can ruin everything.
00:49:02.000People had a desk job, I'm like, you're cutting out Brian, who's like kinda, you know, who's like just alright, who brought you a cupcake once.
00:49:08.000I'm cutting out d people who are like the only people I can say racist shit around.
00:49:15.000You're like cutting out like a huge cord of my sense of humor.
00:49:45.000Like my friend's mom is just such a drain on her life, and I'm like, you gotta just Did you see that fucking Netflix documentary about that little girl who was in a small town who's getting harassed by someone that turned out to be her mom?
00:49:58.000Oh, I heard about this, but I did not see it.
00:50:00.000Oh, I saw this on Instagram and I thought it was not real.
00:53:27.000Yeah, they have disagreements, but they're nice to each other, kind to each other.
00:53:30.000And um you know, if you see that when you're a kid, you go, Oh, this is possible.
00:53:38.000But if you see like chaos all the time and everyone's fighting and screaming and yelling at each other, you're like, keep me the fuck away from whatever this is.
00:53:59.000I think that's why there's So many avoidant men right now is because I think there's so many of those like lazy boy dads who are like dissociated looking at a TV that isn't on and every time they try to try to like you know, every time you're like, hey Jim, how's it going?
00:54:12.000They're like wife flies in, is like, don't talk to him for us.
00:54:15.000Like there's so many couples like that.
00:54:17.000Well, there's a lot of cucked out men out there, cucked out by their job, cucked out by life.
00:54:24.000You know, you just stop being a man and then you stop getting any respect from the people that know you because they know you're kind of a bitch.
00:54:31.000The people that really know you, like your wife and your kids really know you, like, oh Harry.
00:54:57.000Well, there's a whole bunch of reasons because you stop challenging yourself or you never did.
00:55:03.000You stop growing and and you you don't have any character.
00:55:08.000You don't exhibit a strong will and you don't have discipline, and then you know, you're emotionally disconnected from the life that you've chosen, and then you have a job where you have to pretend to be someone you're not for eight hours a day and work for a boss who's a piece of shit.
00:55:22.000And then you lose the job because the job becomes irrelevant.
00:55:25.000Yeah, and then you're like you're a broken man, and then you're like 46 years old, then they're trying to telling you to learn to code.
00:55:40.000You know, they didn't they didn't find something that they could focus their energy on and realize, like, oh, if I focus my energy on something, whatever it is, I can get better at stuff.
00:55:50.000I'll start off sucky, but you keep working at it, and eventually you get some people never learn that.
00:55:56.000Well, it'd be nice if they could also focus on being a parent.
00:55:58.000Like I I feel like the women stay loud because they're like, I'm a mother, I'm mama bear.
00:56:04.000You know, so I'm like, it'd be nice if the dads would get off the lazy boy and be like, I'm gonna help raise my kids instead of just being you know, it's just fucking some people are just beaten.
00:56:12.000Life just they wanted to be Spider-Man.
00:56:51.000But maybe if you had lost your job if you weren't in comedy and you were tired and didn't have your didn't have your passion, maybe you wouldn't be as gung-ho about being a dad.
00:56:59.000Or maybe you'd feel like a failed dad.
00:57:24.000That well, that's why they love unemployment, because they could just get a check and just still and just wallow and there's so many people who are against unemployment that still that still stay still that are like fuck fuck unemployment, I'm not using the government.
00:57:36.000Yeah, well that's even sillier, I guess.
00:58:55.000My favorite book of philosophy I I started reading when I was like I guess I was 16 is the Book of Five Rings by Miyamoto Musashi.
00:59:03.000He's a uh samurai who killed sixty men in one on one combat with swords.
00:59:09.000But he was all about the way to become a great sword fighter is you have to be balanced.
00:59:14.000Like you can't have any holes in your game as a human being.
00:59:17.000You have to be an artist, you have to be a poet, you have to learn calligraphy, you have to be completely balanced and you have to see the thing for what it is.
00:59:31.000There's no bullshit when you're sword fighting.
00:59:33.000But don't sometimes do you ever feel like you're in that flow state in your life where you'll be like I have all these moving parts and I have it down and like I recently had this where I was like I'm oil painting.
00:59:43.000I'm doing stand up I have my friends I'm in this groove and then something will happen where I'll just like have like explosive diarrhea or something.
00:59:50.000Like something will happen where I'm just like Jesus Christ I thought I was fucking suave.
00:59:55.000I had this shit I used to do that with poker where I'd be like I have this whole poker game unlock and then something would happen.
01:00:00.000Like the it's almost like one of those swords that you have to have in balance is also humility.
01:00:08.000Like you also have to be like and I'm a person who still has a butthole you know right and that's a good thing always.
01:00:14.000Yeah because I would be like I'm gonna get in this flow state and then I'd mess up a word on stage and I'd be like I'm an idiot you know so I have to keep that also be like you also are a fallible well that's what's a good thing about stand up it's like it it smacks you every time you do it wrong.
01:00:52.000My show Oh okay what time's it at seven yeah that would actually be good.
01:00:58.000Let's fucking go let's do it I was dude there's a clip I wanted to post about that's really funny about your about your club where I was like you get in here and there's a guy who's like my name's Kyle I'll carry you up this flight of stairs I have a I have a PhD in MMA.
01:01:12.000I'm gonna pass you up to Derek Derek has an AK 47 and we get in the green room and I'm like they're like do you need anything we'll kill people for you and I was like could I have some like almonds or snacks and they're like no we have smelling salt I was like wait I was like is there any just like water bottles like no we have neurotropic dust.
01:01:31.000It was so funny we w new neurotropic we were in the uh green room the other day and uh someone had called us like some alt-right white supremacist club I was in the room with Brian Simpson who's black Derek Poston who's black Asana Mat who's Muslim it was Tony Hinchcliffe Ron White and me I'm like this is a pre-diverse lineup like what are we talking this is so silly.
01:01:55.000You're looking at comments see it's hard it's hard to not look at this it wasn't it was it was a video it wasn't a comment it was a video of someone that one of the guys was playing it was like look how fucking stupid this is the idea that this like that you had to be like I'm not even a Republican.
01:02:12.000Like I voted for Trump because I thought we were going in a terrifying direction where there was not really a president for four years and the same people are now going to be running the government like let's weren't you like a Bernie bro yes so I I've only voted Republican once in my life the idea that you have to be a Republican to get in at that club is so ridiculous.
01:02:33.000That club is filled with gay people black people straight people white people Asian no one gives a fuck yeah that game room is you're just doing comedy you're just doing comedy whoever you are whatever you believe we have tons of lively discussions I will say one time I was there and Jordan Peterson walked through and I was like you can't be here that's too on the nose.
01:02:56.000It is weird yeah that's crazy with his daughter oh yeah he came with his daughter yeah he's been there a few times yeah he even did kill Tony Oh he was on it yeah he was on Kill Tony That's crazy oh yeah so is post Malone that one post Malone had no idea and I brought him on stage had no idea what the show was, no idea what anything was.
01:04:22.000Well, that should be the same with education.
01:04:24.000That should be the same with healthcare.
01:04:26.000Are we a fucking community or are we not?
01:04:28.000And if we're a community, you have to take care of the downtrodden and you have to do it because it's bad for them and it's also bad for you.
01:04:40.000But I also believe you can't just give people free money because then they they rely on it and they become dependent on it, and then it takes away their ambition, and then they don't do anything.
01:06:05.000Dude, I'm just somebody who I mean I fucking I'll date a libertarian and become a fucking libertarian.
01:06:11.000I'll re I somebody'll talk to me about Israel, I'll listen to fucking one Sam Harris episode, now all of a sudden I'm fucking Zionist.
01:06:17.000I'll talk to I had talked to John Marco the other day, now I'm fucking all pro-Palas.
01:06:21.000Like whatever it is, I switch back and forth, and then I do podcasts, and people are like, you are, and I'm like, I well, I'll tell you what I am.
01:06:56.000It's just but I double down in a way that's like I'll be like, this thing's fucking bad, and then the next day I'll be like, actually, it's pretty good.
01:07:01.000Like I'll I'll stop eating meat and being like, anybody who eats meat sucks, and then somebody'd be like, You want to buy this burger, the iron or hit me, and I'll be like, fuck cows, dude.
01:07:09.000Like I go too hard in the paint on both sides.
01:07:12.000And I do I remember I remember in college, these girls would bully me, and I remember being like, Why don't you guys like me?
01:07:20.000And they were they go, you just have too strong of convictions.
01:07:24.000And I was like, Oh, interesting, because I always thought that was a good thing.
01:07:28.000And I think for comedy it is to be Like you get up on stage or you do a podcast and you go, what if I just try on this idea hardcore?
01:07:36.000And that's like an interesting thing to do, as opposed to being like, well, I see this is kind of good and that's good too.
01:07:42.000You know, like there is something about comedy just being like, what if this is the truth right now?
01:07:46.000That's an interesting thing to say to someone.
01:07:48.000You're too strong of with your conviction.
01:08:02.000Or I'd be like, men need to do this, or women, you know, or I'd be like, or I'd be like, I I'm gonna go ahead and say diners need to go, you know, like whatever it was.
01:08:44.000I mean, I think a lot of it was um just kind of dissociation, right?
01:08:48.000Well, there's a little bit of that, but then there's also there's a tribal mentality that kicks in, like there's a default switch that happens to people.
01:08:57.000And in this country, you saw a lot of it during COVID.
01:09:00.000It was like the vaccinated people were hating on the unvaccinated, they should have their children taken away and like put them in the camps, like do you hear yourself?
01:09:08.000It's so weird because it's such a different like I was with so many anti-vaxxers, like I was they were they're my friends, but I was like, Oh, I'm getting vaccinated because number one thing that's important to me is comedy.
01:09:18.000I have no idea if the vaccine gave me long COVID, if COVID gave me long, whatever the fuck, but I just have to perform.
01:10:34.000There it is, or parasomia, where things smell distorted, foul, or different than they used to, even if the initial COVID-19 symptoms have passed.
01:10:43.000So did you get this after you got like when did this start happening?
01:11:05.000See, I'll talk to you about this, and then tomorrow, my liberal mom will be like, the vaccine is good, and I'll be like, yes, mommy, I agree.
01:11:13.000It would take a long time to explain what was wrong.
01:11:16.000But it all boils down to the same thing that it always does, which is money.
01:11:20.000They distorted the facts, they distorted the research, they distorted the efficacy, they distorted what it was actually designed to do just because they wanted money.
01:11:52.000I believe that all medications should be subject to scrutiny.
01:12:00.000They should all go through riggulous rigorous double blind placebo controlled trials to find out what the side effects are, what the efficacy rate is, what's the real facts behind it?
01:12:15.000The problem is pharmaceutical drug companies do their own research.
01:12:19.000Not only do they do their own research, but they do their own research that they hide.
01:12:23.000So they'll do multiple studies that show no efficacy.
01:12:27.000And then they'll rig one study where they can show just like a little bit of an improvement, and then they just sell it and they start going with it.
01:12:38.000Viox killed 50, 60,000 people, and through internal emails, the pharmaceutical drug company was saying we're going to have these problems, and it listed all the different things that people wind up getting, including strokes.
01:12:50.000We're gonna have these cardiovascular problems, cardiopulmonary problems, but whatever the the the wording was, I don't want to like be quoted on it.
01:12:58.000But it will be good for us financially.
01:13:29.000We talked about that the other day with uh a guy who runs a pharmacy.
01:13:32.000The problem with it is that when they're dosing it out to people, they're they're giving everyone the same dose, and it should be dependent upon like how much weight are you trying to lose, what is your body weight?
01:13:45.000You know, there's a bunch of different things.
01:13:48.000Well, it doesn't seem to be good for you.
01:13:51.000If there's poop is sitting in your body, poop stays in your body a little longer and food digests slower and it kills your appetite.
01:13:58.000But if you're morbidly obese and you might die from that, this is probably a good solution.
01:14:04.000So it's not a it's like don't throw out the baby with the bathwater.
01:14:08.000Yeah, but if I did, if I was 600 pounds and I was in this, and then someone said, Look, and I can give you this thing, it'll kill your appetite.
01:14:18.000So it's beneficial for that, and then there's a problem with muscle loss and bone density loss.
01:14:23.000But my friend Brigham, who was on the other day, the episode's out now.
01:14:26.000But he was saying that the issue is that they're giving them too much of a dose, and if you mix it with other peptides, you can actually eliminate those problems.
01:14:36.000So there's a way to dose it out for people that are, and you would just lose nothing but fat.
01:14:46.000Well, right now everyone's just getting on it and turn instead of just going to the gym, there's people that are like need to lose 20 pounds.
01:18:04.000I've just been doing fats and like stuff like that, which is great.
01:18:07.000And it I can eat as much as it used to be like I had to everything I ate, I had to do a tiny amount, and now it's like I can eat as many eggs and avocado.
01:19:27.000It's I think it's because they our control panel is up here, makes us think that we're this like unit that we can fuck with.
01:19:34.000Like I think if our eyes were here, we would maybe be like, this is a whole collective system, but this fucks us up.
01:19:40.000Like I was watching this fat, huge tall guy eat an ice cream cone the other day, and his arm was like this, and he was like six seven, he was just licking it.
01:19:48.000And I was like, it looks like this little man is eating this ice cream cone unbeknownst to this giant body down below.
01:19:54.000Like it looks like this little guy's just riding this big guy.
01:19:58.000And I think that if we could just slide this fucker down.
01:20:00.000Yeah, body awareness of what you are as a whole.
01:20:03.000But that's also a lot of people don't do anything with their body.
01:20:05.000So their body is just like a truck that they drive around.
01:21:01.000And the second I start I stop working out, it is so weird how much pent up energy, and then I'm like lethargic, and then I have to eat sugar, and it all gets fucking crazy.
01:22:07.000Because I I'm I drink at my club, I'll have a couple of drinks at the club, a couple nights a week, and then I'll go out with my wife, have a drink or two, and then maybe I'll do a podcast with someone who wants to have a drink, and so we'll have a like a little whiskey, clink glasses, and we're talking, get a little tipsy.
01:22:26.000After a while, you're like, you're poisoning yourself.
01:22:28.000Yeah, you're drinking seven, ten, fifteen, fifteen drinks in a week.
01:23:40.000It was on the table when Trump was here, and he got so happy that his snake.
01:23:44.000So he had that snake in his pants the entire time he was doing a podcast, and he told me that he he got a tapeworm, and then he named his tapeworm Dimitri, and I'm like, You have a worm?
01:24:20.000Harlan was talking to us about Rocket Man and how they didn't put out Rocket Man because there's a song in it where he imitates being Chinese.
01:25:54.000So it's his first movie, and he's so goofy in it, but he does all these voices for different nationalities, and at one point he does Chinese.
01:26:06.000Did you find it I don't think even think I knew about that movie?
01:26:09.000It's I didn't know about it either, but we had Harlan on the pod, and Ian was like, I'm obsessed with this movie, so then me and Ian watched it, and it's like the best.
01:26:16.000It's like exactly what you want your kid to see.
01:26:18.000It's like a doofus who makes it as an astronaut.
01:26:38.000It's also funny because Disney was like, yeah, the scene goes in, we approve it, and then and then they're like, wait, actually, it's not that's fucked up.
01:26:45.000Well, you know, people approve dumb shit all the time.
01:32:28.000You know, people that have never really completely challenged themselves are not sure of where their boundaries lie, and they get really scared.
01:32:35.000When something new and and crazy is about to happen, and they they get overwhelmed by anxiety, and you can get them and go, hey, listen to me.
01:32:43.000You know that voice in your head telling me not to do this?
01:33:25.000Dude, I just think she's the most attractive woman.
01:33:29.000The way she goes, and I fight for the Lord, and she's like, dude, when they're all fucking brain fucked afterwards, and she's like, I just want to go ahead and thank everybody for coming out and I'm number one, my thing.
01:33:39.000And you're like, nobody knows what you're saying.
01:33:47.000I mean, I I when my trainer is in town, but even sparring, I'm like, we gotta do this occasionally because I'm fucking fucked up afterwards.
01:34:06.000There's a few that don't, like Max Holloway for a while wasn't sparring because he was trying to preserve himself for fights, but then when he had to fight Dustin Poor, or he had Justin Gagey, I think it was, with Justin Gagey's like, I gotta start sparring again because I'm gonna fight someone who's really dangerous.
01:34:20.000You can't have any It's just so when you start when I started boxing, I was like, I'm never gonna spar, that's crazy.
01:34:26.000And then like a month in, I was like uh so addicted, and it was so much fun.
01:34:30.000It felt like you were training so that you could spar.
01:34:41.000And I you listen to Serrano and Katie when they're like fighting in those like press conferences, and it sounds like two drunk kids.
01:34:49.000Like they're like, no, she fucking said that we were gonna and you're like, this is I cannot be doing that.
01:34:54.000Well, the real rough one is when you talk to guys that are in like their fifties and they've been retired for years and they're slurring their words, you barely understand what they're saying.
01:38:33.000So like if you're getting choked if like someone's got my back and they've got a choke in, there's a point in time where I know I'm not getting out of this.
01:39:58.000It's just like the amount of concerts and fights and events that have taken place and that you feel it in the building when you walk in, you're like, you walk in, you're like, whoa.
01:40:11.000Like when you go to a new arena and they're brand new and you walk in the door and it's empty and you're wandering around like, wow, cool place.
01:40:19.000But you walk in the garden, you're like, yo, this place is alive.
01:40:26.000Like you could hit a racket ball around and want it.
01:40:28.000It's like they're the stage because I've done arenas with Tom Bonch Segora, and you can definitely feel the ones that have like been there versus the ones that they put up recently.
01:42:43.000I had a joke about The Matrix that people were upset about where I was upset that the Lukowski sisters were in the top ten female directors.
01:43:39.000How do you think that that's going to happen?
01:43:41.000I just think that the whole catastrophic this is going to be an an entity that ends all of us.
01:43:48.000I don't I I don't think it's going to do that.
01:43:50.000I think that I think that I maybe I'm just looking at the positive side, but I think it's such a smart piece of technology that was so um in the works the whole time to be made that it's going to help us solve problems.
01:44:03.000Like I think humanity know it has been trying to create somebody that can work on a supercomputer level to solve problems faster and more efficiently.
01:44:12.000Yeah, that's definitely the best case scenario use for it.
01:44:15.000Right, but the corporations are evil and the problem is they're already they're already shown that these large language models can be programmed with ideology, right?
01:44:26.000So did you ever see the disaster they had with Google Gemini when they first launched it where they said uh show us images of Nazi soldiers and they had multiracial Nazi soldiers.
01:44:57.000But that means we do that when we take down all the but we're right, but we're not supposed to be this large language model.
01:45:03.000This large language model is supposed to be eventually super intelligence in artificial form, right?
01:45:09.000So a superintelligence wouldn't do that.
01:45:11.000It would know that Nazis were German and they were, you know, it wasn't Nazi that they asked for.
01:45:16.000They asked for German soldiers and then it gave people in color, which is 1943, which would have been Nazi soldiers.
01:45:22.000Yeah, why are you even getting all technical?
01:45:24.000Well that's I mean, you're asking a large language model to do something.
01:45:26.000I know, but it did show German soldiers that were wearing Nazi swastikas that were multiracial.
01:45:32.000I'm just saying it didn't it didn't the question have to be specific when you're talking about these things.
01:45:37.000German soldier, which happened to be Nazi.
01:45:39.000I was trying to put that music stuff all night, and you have to be very specific when you want to.
01:45:44.000I don't think there's any possibility that it could be something that is that we have control over, not control that we have control over and is we use it for like don't you think we've always been scared about everything about science, about microscopes, about social media.
01:46:00.000I mean, what they were they were terrified when people first developed trains, they thought people's bodies were gonna explode if they went over 35 miles an hour.
01:46:23.000And every person that has an enormous amount of power should be carefully scrutinized.
01:46:32.000And the kind of power that you're gonna have if you are in control of essentially a digital god, like it becomes a problem when human beings are involved.
01:46:41.000Now, if they become completely autonomous, then you have a problem with us being irrelevant.
01:46:46.000And it's but that's what I'm talking about.
01:46:48.000That situation where they become autonomous.
01:47:00.000I don't think it would kill us, but it would probably give us incentive to not breed, which I think if I was an intelligent life force, I would kind of do it exactly the way our society is already going.
01:47:12.000We're doing it to ourselves, but that might be by design, it's my point.
01:47:16.000It might be that in order to not alarm us that this artificial intelligence has engineered our diet and our environment to kill our reproductive system.
01:47:27.000And it's already doing but it's doing it in a very innocuous way with microplastics and a bunch of it's doing it in a way where we don't even know what's happening.
01:47:34.000And it's just happening nice and slowly.
01:47:35.000But on the same coin, it could be like, hey, what if we actually perpetuated the species and got it back to life like the pandas?
01:48:41.000Well, also I don't like the idea of all these digital images of things.
01:48:45.000Like if they if it could be printed out into matter and you could look at it, but the idea of like your entire life, like even us with the fucking iPhones.
01:48:54.000All these photos stress me the fuck out, dude.
01:48:58.000Because it's so much uh because there's something about it because it when you have a photo, you're in the present with a past photo, right?
01:49:06.000Like I'm I'm sitting here in this reality with a past reality that I can hold.
01:49:49.000You'll have an actual memory just like you have on your phone where you can go back to like four you know, like you know, like it suggests you on this day, and you go to like 2017, like, oh my god, oh my god, they're so young.
01:50:31.000They might be able to have something that you put on the top of your head, you know, with electrodes that touch your temples, and it just sends signals into your brain and works from there.
01:50:44.000And then once AI gets into the picture, right?
01:50:48.000And AI, if you get sentient AI and you get AI that understands like how human neurotransmitters work and what to stimulate, what not to stimulate?
01:50:56.000It might devise ideas that we never even anticipated in terms of like how to implement this technology, and it'll probably figure out how to make it better, and then it'll be off to the races.
01:51:08.000I was so scared today because I texted my friend Suicidal.
01:51:11.000Like she texted me about something, and I wrote like uh tongue in cheek, I'm suicidal, right?
01:51:16.000Like I'm not actually, but I wrote it, and I was like, shit, my phone is now going to send me so many fucking don't kill yourself stuff.
01:51:34.000I've had two people recently be like, Do you ever think it like like sometimes I'll think a thought and an ad will come up and two people in one week said that to me.
01:51:44.000Yeah, but doesn't that just mean it's a coincidence?
01:51:48.000That means that means you're relying on coincidence.
01:51:50.000Watch this thing I sent you yesterday.
01:53:40.000But if it was the agents from the Matrix, like some attractive men in you know, sunglasses and suits, I'd be like, okay, what you guys have planned is probably better than reality.
01:53:50.000But those fucking torques being like this is what we're doing now.
01:53:54.000I think no matter what we do, technology's gonna keep moving.
01:58:39.000It's just a monosodium glutamate is like what they would always put the thing was that it was always you would hear that it was used in Chinese food.
01:59:52.000It's probably one of those things that we got stuck with, like saturated fat's bad for you, because some cunt got a lot of money from the sugar lobby.
01:59:59.000And so they wrote some fake science and everybody bought into it.
02:01:00.000Difficulty breathing in rare severe cases.
02:01:03.000You probably drink beer and ate fifty bowls of noodles, you fat fuck.
02:01:09.000Is RFK pro fucking is he like pro uh uh checking all of this stuff, or is he isn't he the anti, just like let it all run?
02:01:18.000Or is he No, he thinks you should know what's bad for you.
02:01:22.000And if you want to take it, you should there should be a label on the food letting you know that the stuff in there has been shown to cause X, Y and Z. Okay.
02:02:20.000They want more more control from the government, but they have a bigger bloated government, and the way to keep that functioning is you gotta go through hoops and ladders to get through anything.
02:02:28.000Anything that you want to get all or nothing.
02:02:30.000I feel like you have to regulate everything or regulate nothing.
02:02:46.000You can't say that because if your family does a good job, and I'm sure they do, that's fine.
02:02:50.000But there's a bunch of fly by night fuckheads that r m you know make a house and don't follow code and then shit goes sideways and falls apart.
02:03:00.000That stuff is like that's I mean the bureaucratic bullshit that contractors have to go through is psycho.
02:03:13.000My stepdad was an architect, so I grew up around construction sites as well.
02:03:16.000So you know how frustrating that guy is.
02:03:18.000I do, but I also know that there's a lot of shady motherfuckers that are involved in construction, and you've got to make sure these assholes follow code, otherwise this house is gonna collapse and kill everybody inside.
02:04:50.000Who's gonna tell you what we I don't want anybody telling me I can't go on Twitter.
02:04:55.000If I'm at home and I don't have nothing to do, and I I pay taxes, I fucking my bills are paid, I want to just fuck off any tactic for attention monopolization has to be removed, says the the committee that doesn't exist.
02:06:25.000You gotta you gotta be able to express yourself without fear of consequences because there's a lot of people that don't have any power and there's uh a government, or maybe you find out that the corporation you work for is doing some horrible shit and they're bypassing some environmental regulation and dumping toxic stuff into the ocean.
02:06:44.000Like well, maybe it just comes down to regulating the corporations and being like, bro, you can't make money off of people's data.
02:07:16.000If just when they do regulate it, then it's like like you saw Did you ever read the Twitter files?
02:07:21.000Did you read any of the stuff that Matt Taibi and Shellenberger and all these guys when Elon purchased Twitter?
02:07:28.000One of the things they found out was the intelligence communities have been deeply embedded into Twitter and then they were involved in suppressing certain narratives and pushing other ones and it was like really sketchy stuff, like dangerous, dangerous stuff.
02:07:42.000Because it if they have the power to suppress accurate real information, then you you're propagandizing to the entire country.
02:07:50.000You're you're shifting narratives, you're changing the way people think about things, this can affect elections, this can affect public health.
02:08:01.000And they were doing it because they had regulation over social media, they had power.
02:08:06.000Elon comes along and he's like, fuck that, it's wild west time and opens it wide up and everyone's like, oh, it's all racist now, there's Nazis like Yes, there's more of that now because it's not getting banned.
02:08:18.000But also there's more people that you know can talk about virtually anything that they want to.
02:08:25.000You can talk about the climate, you can talk about the moon, you can talk about asteroids, you can talk about foreign governments, you can talk about anything.
02:08:35.000It's better to have people say horrible shit, but also be able to say true shit than not be able to say anything.
02:08:43.000Yeah, but I worry about the I worry about the I s it's just comes down to kids for me because they get radicalized.
02:08:48.000I mean, it when you see the racist shit and you join the tribe, it just like becomes They can.
02:08:54.000They can also get radicalized, they can also become Christians, they could also become like hikers, they could also like really get into jujitsu, they could also like join video games, they could join ISIS.
02:09:06.000They could also do whatever the fuck they want to do.
02:09:08.000I mean, this is just we gotta duke it out in the battlefield of ideas, and that's that has to be able to take place.
02:09:14.000You can't have people decide what you can and can't discuss.
02:09:18.000Because the problem with that is like then they have power over you and they have power over the most important thing that we do as a culture, which is figure out what's right and what's wrong.
02:09:28.000Figure out who's correct and who's who's incorrect.
02:09:30.000What's what's a fact and what is a lie?
02:09:34.000Why why have they made so much money pushing this thing when there's no science behind it?
02:09:39.000And if you say they they then they say trust the science.
02:09:41.000Okay, well, show me what the science is.
02:09:43.000And then you have people that are looking at the science that are actual scientists, they get boycotted and banned from Twitter.
02:09:48.000That's one of the things that happened during the this whole FBI uh infiltration of Twitter or whatever the organization was that the government had that was deeply it was multiple organizations deeply embedded.
02:09:59.000They were kicking people off that were like Stanford scientists that were they were they had a different view of how the pandemic should be held handled.
02:11:26.000You know, it's like it's not an addiction, like, oh my god, you know, if you ever get on social media again, now you're gonna be homeless and s snort in social media.
02:11:33.000No, it's like it's a thing that's not necessarily good for you.
02:11:40.000But if you want to have a birthday cake, or you want to occasionally have a piece of cake, you have dinner, nice dinner, let's get some dessert.
02:11:48.000What if every time I went to go eat cake, there was 90 other dudes in the cake shop that were being like, we should kill this group of people, and you'd be like, fuck, I really want to eat cake, but these people keep saying that, and maybe I believe them because I've read so much.
02:11:59.000At some point, somebody should walk into the cake shop and be like, dude, you guys can't be here.
02:13:00.000It sucks so bad because I was trying to be so I was like actively trying to say a woke thing that I went through, patting myself on my fucking back, and it just fucking spun out of control.
02:13:11.000You can never be woken up because it's all horseshit.
02:13:49.000It so there's a the th if you don't have something in your life that you you think of as a higher power, or at least have like some sort of ethical and moral foundation and some goal, some higher goal that you ascribe to.
02:14:24.000It's just like it's crazy how many people DM'd me and I DM'd them back, being like, hey, I just want you to know, like, I'm so I like totally didn't mean to hurt anybody, and I'm really sorry if you're offended by this.
02:14:34.000And they would just immediately be like, Oh, it's totally okay.
02:16:01.000And that's what most people are doing on on Instagram and on Twitter.
02:16:04.000Because it's just such an easy thing to do.
02:16:07.000And especially if your life sucks, it's a great distraction.
02:16:11.000You can pay attention to other people and tell fuck Jordan it fucking cunt and just say horrible shit and it distracts you from whatever is wrong with your life.
02:16:19.000But the video game of like health and body perfection, like getting your getting jacked is like the religion that many comics are in, me too.
02:16:29.000And it is it does take that role a lot.
02:16:32.000Like a lot of times when people are just hatred, I'm like, just target lower belly fat.
02:16:35.000If you want to be fucking activated about something, get fucking pissed at that.
02:16:40.000Because it's always I look at the picture of these people and they're just like miserable fuckers in a basement.
02:16:45.000And I'm like, dude, just what if you just spent all day taking a really long bath and just cleaning that shit off you, you know what I mean, instead of hating me.
02:16:54.000Um, think about what we're talking about with OCD, those tight grooves of behavior that just get just it's so easy to slide into those grooves.
02:17:10.000It's hard for people to snap out of them, especially people that are fragile and that are worried about getting attacked themselves, those are the most vicious.
02:17:35.000It's just the social media thing, there's very little value and a lot of negativity.
02:17:43.000Or you could use it correctly if you're a journalist or if you're someone who's like curated a good feed and you just want to find out what's actually happening.
02:18:04.000There I've I talk so much shit about social media, but the amount of animal videos that have brought me back from the I mean, I found out that otters have a little skin pocket, and it's like saved my life multiple times, just knowing that.
02:18:31.000Yeah, I would not have been able to be a contractor without you.
02:18:36.000There's so much you can learn if you just do it right.
02:18:38.000Like YouTube is the most amazing resource if you just do it right.
02:18:42.000And there's just some fucking guy who's like, I'm gonna teach you exactly how to utilize this impact driver, and you're like, yeah, I don't know why you're doing this, but thank you.
02:19:36.000But when people say that, I was like, I wouldn't want to have kids today.
02:19:39.000I'd be like, yeah, why would you with all the books and medicine and shit?
02:19:43.000People had kids before they figured out doors.
02:19:46.000When they say I don't want to bring a kid into this world, like I f sometimes don't want a kid just because the idea of letting my dog outside without me scares me.
02:21:30.000And to you know, you have to like when you don't see your friend, like bye, and you you know, they get on a plane, like, oh my god, what if the plane crashes?
02:21:46.000And then you still you only chill so much, you know, you love them so much, it's hard.
02:21:51.000But I think uh there's a reason why societies like people to have children because it makes you much more concerned with law and order, makes you much more s concerned with you know, cleanliness and pollution and all the the harm that could happen to your child and yeah.
02:22:08.000You worry more because if it's just you're selfish and you're by yourself, fuck everybody, I'm gonna go get a whore.
02:22:33.000I'd be like, you don't you're not keeping a life around, you know what I mean?
02:22:36.000Like you're just a selfish shitter and eater, you know.
02:22:39.000Well, there's a lot of those selfish shitters and eaters too that think that somehow because this is one of the things that people are being taught today that somehow or another, because there's so much money in the world, like you're owed something, and they should just we should have universal basic income and your needs should be met.
02:22:53.000There's a bunch of people that think that way.
02:22:55.000Don't think that you should provide a value, that your needs should be met because there's so much wealth in the world, and that everything else, whatever the the wealthy people have on top of that, that should only exist once their needs are met because there's a a fake scarcity crisis in this country, and it's really because the the wealthy people have gotten so much.
02:23:28.000Bernie's idea was to take a small amount of stock market exchanges.
02:23:34.000Just like a fraction of a penny for each one of these, and that money would all be an incredible resource that would go to education and health care and all these different quality of life things that would have a legitimate impact on society.
02:24:03.000I'm I've always been down for the tax the shit the corporations.
02:24:06.000I've always been down for it and not view them as having human rights.
02:24:10.000Well the weird thing is that they have to they have the ability to donate insane amounts of money towards congressional campaigns and sending it.
02:27:47.000But the mushrooms would be like they it would become a I'd be immediately be lucid and be like, you can love a person and not be miserable.
02:27:54.000That those two things can happen at once.
02:27:56.000You can love somebody and not be in a relationship with them because it doesn't work.
02:27:59.000So I was like, okay, we're not gonna microdose.
02:28:01.000Yeah, I'm on the fence about microdosing, but I think for some people it seems to be a giant quality of life enhancer.
02:29:18.000He did the whole sp I mean Eric Abrams and my whole team did it, but Ari, like every step of the way would be calling me every day and be like, What are you doing?
02:29:25.000Do this, and I'd be like, I don't know what I'm doing.
02:29:27.000Tell everybody to pause, do the I mean it was crazy.
02:30:04.000So if you're really locked in, if you're having a really locked in with someone, you're really having a it seems like What if you don't get locked in?
02:33:17.000Because then after the panic, you're you're like, I'm good now.
02:33:21.000Good, but also it's good to know like maybe you have blinders on and there's some real vulnerabilities in the world, and you should probably consider them sometimes.
02:33:32.000Have you ever had a crazy one that you were like, that's not right.
02:35:32.000Every night I was being like, well, might as well take a little bit after a little and I was like, oh, you need to never allow this around you.
02:35:39.000I got a Xanax the other day, and my friend was like, You can have as many as you want.
02:35:42.000And I was like, I need one and never give me another again.
02:35:45.000Because this is the thing that I'll keep it just in case.
02:35:58.000I was on a flight once with a lady, and she uh she she said, There is nothing in this world that's better than a Xanax and a glass of wine.
02:36:57.000But that's like the brain damage from the boxing where you're like, dude, sometimes I need to be a little stupid for a second, or else I'm just constantly being like, society is evil.
02:37:06.000I wonder what's worse for you, amyl nitrate or boxing.
02:40:45.000I told them uh we've had conversations about drugs, and I said the most important thing is stay away from any and all pills for a bunch of reasons.
02:40:52.000Not just because what the pill supposedly is bad for you, but because I bet what's in that pill is not what's supposed to be in there because of fentanyl, and they know that.
02:48:07.000Where they're like, Oh, it's not even Yeah, there's something about the stand up and the it's I think people just think that I'm gonna be mean to them.
02:48:33.000I think they're scared of me, and they also are scared of yeah, I think it's mainly they're scared of looking foolish and having me be like, and then you're you're in her act.
02:48:55.000When I see people just like constantly scrolling and picking people and choosing people, my f single friends that are on dating apps, that's an addiction unto itself, because there's always someone waiting.
02:49:10.000And then next thing you know, you've you got three or four more dates lined up and well it's ruined dating because everybody has a cue of people they can date.
02:49:19.000I know so many people who are like I walked out after five minutes, and I'm like, Oh god.
02:49:22.000You don't know that person, and also it'd probably benefit you to have an hour-long conversation with somebody, like as opposed to being like, sorry, we're not compatible.
02:49:29.000Right, but I think women are worried about guys getting fixated on them and then not leaving them alone, and then texting them and fucking with them and start and then being mean when you they get rejected.
02:49:51.000But then you Yeah, but then you have to then it teaches you to set boundaries, which is good to be like, hey man, I'm not gonna text with you anymore, you gotta chill.
02:49:58.000All that's gonna go away when you put on the headset.
02:50:26.000And maybe you won't think that way when you're embraced by this hive mind.
02:50:30.000Maybe you'll abandon all the maybe that'll be like one of the the great side effects of it.
02:50:34.000It would be good for people, like I my best friend was paralyzed from the the C2 down, and it would be good to read her mind and be like, what is actually the pain coming from?
02:50:43.000Because she was like, I don't know if there's pain.
02:51:45.000And he's like, I think this is the only one that I can get.
02:51:48.000I mean, maybe as technology advances, they'll be able to take this one out and put a new one in, but at one point in time, like the wires were coming out and it wasn't working anymore, and so they had to like re-inject them back in.
02:53:05.000I mean, it'll be recognizable in terms of buildings, but I think like the way the world interfaces, the way we interface with the world's gonna be very different.
02:53:14.000You think it's like walk into a space and it'll be like, Welcome, Jordan Jensen.
02:54:41.000People are stroked out while they're flying.
02:54:43.000I'm not religious, but I the private plane thing freaks me out because I'm worried that if God were to smite one of the planes, he'd be like, Yeah, the comic who thinks they're hot shit with a private jet.
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