The Joe Rogan Experience - September 23, 2025


Joe Rogan Experience #2382 - Andrew Santino


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3 hours and 4 minutes

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198.11832

Word count

36,500

Sentence count

3,841

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Misogyny

72

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Hate speech

65

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On this week's episode of The Joe Rogan Experience, the boys are joined by Joe's good friend and former co-worker, Joe Logan Logan. The boys discuss the recent election results, the current state of the union, and the future of the country.

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00:00:01.000 Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.
00:00:03.000 The Joe.
00:00:04.000 Logan experience.
00:00:06.000 Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night.
00:00:09.000 All day!
00:00:09.000 Zantino, my man.
00:00:15.000 Mr. Rogan, it's been a long time.
00:00:16.000 I'm back.
00:00:17.000 What was the last time you were here?
00:00:18.000 It's gotta be over a year.
00:00:19.000 Is that real?
00:00:20.000 Two years.
00:00:20.000 Two years?
00:00:21.000 Jeez, bro.
00:00:22.000 Yeah.
00:00:23.000 It's gotta be.
00:00:24.000 Time waits for no one.
00:00:25.000 I know, man.
00:00:26.000 You left me high and dry in Los Angeles, and two years later I come back down.
00:00:29.000 Had to go, big dog.
00:00:31.000 Had to go, had to go.
00:00:33.000 You're gonna go eventually.
00:00:34.000 You can't hang in there.
00:00:35.000 Eventually it'll just get to be Mad Max, and you'll just go, I I can't I can't.
00:00:39.000 I can't.
00:00:40.000 When Newsom becomes president and Kamel Harris becomes governor, and then it's like full communist.
00:00:44.000 You don't think he's gonna become president?
00:00:47.000 You do?
00:00:48.000 He can win.
00:00:49.000 No.
00:00:49.000 Yep.
00:00:50.000 He could win.
00:00:50.000 Yeah.
00:00:50.000 No, because I think he's one of those guys that she almost won.
00:00:53.000 Yeah.
00:00:54.000 He's better than her.
00:00:56.000 You think people would like him more?
00:00:57.000 Really?
00:00:58.000 No, he's better at her and talking.
00:01:00.000 He's better at talking.
00:01:01.000 Like the whole thing is not like who's a better government.
00:01:05.000 Look, the guy who was the fucking host of the apprentice is the president of the United States for the second time.
00:01:10.000 Like this doesn't nothing back, baby.
00:01:12.000 Nothing makes any sense.
00:01:13.000 No, I don't know.
00:01:14.000 So it's like the the system is like it's a goofy system.
00:01:18.000 It's a popularity contest to see who controls the nukes.
00:01:21.000 Right.
00:01:21.000 It makes no sense.
00:01:22.000 Who controls the nukes?
00:01:23.000 I just feel like lefties and righties don't like him.
00:01:25.000 You're right.
00:01:26.000 Both people don't like him.
00:01:27.000 But there's no choices other than him on the left, and the people on the left are only gonna vote on the left, and that's it.
00:01:34.000 Unless some mom donny guy comes out of left field and that's the New York guy?
00:01:38.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:01:39.000 That's so funny.
00:01:40.000 He's gonna win.
00:01:42.000 He's gonna win.
00:01:44.000 The Mom Dani guy.
00:01:46.000 What was his policy?
00:01:46.000 What did he run on?
00:01:47.000 Oh, he ran out of everything.
00:01:48.000 Rent control, stabilize rent.
00:01:51.000 Uh he's gonna tax the rich people way more than before.
00:01:53.000 But businesses are gonna run out of that place like it's on fire.
00:01:57.000 Yeah.
00:01:58.000 Yeah.
00:01:58.000 It's interesting.
00:01:59.000 Jerry Mills.
00:02:01.000 You know, look, the thing is, maybe what he wants to do is gonna coincide with AI and automation, which is gonna be you're going to have to have someone who has at least some sort of not not like pure socialism, but at the very least, universal basic income, like the ideas that they want to implement.
00:02:23.000 Because if you don't, you're gonna have chaos.
00:02:25.000 You're gonna have all jobs are gonna essentially most jobs are on the chopping block.
00:02:31.000 It's right now, if you think about it, the amount of jobs that a robot with AI can't do are so little.
00:02:41.000 They're so little.
00:02:42.000 Yeah.
00:02:42.000 Like they're making great songs now.
00:02:44.000 Have you heard the 50 Cent song?
00:02:46.000 The many men song.
00:02:47.000 I've heard the band.
00:02:47.000 There's a band that's that's got like four million streams a month on Spotify, and it's all AI.
00:02:53.000 Oh, there's a bunch of those.
00:02:54.000 There's just a bunch of shows.
00:02:55.000 They made this girl who was a an AI, like a fucking what would you call that kind of music? 1.00
00:03:02.000 You know that that gal that they made that was we we played a little bit of it on the podcast.
00:03:06.000 She's like kind of emo. 0.85
00:03:09.000 I'm not remembering.
00:03:10.000 Uh anyway.
00:03:12.000 They they they've made her in about a minute, and then they made the song in about another minute, and it was great.
00:03:18.000 I was listening to it, I was like, this is a good fucking song.
00:03:20.000 It sucks.
00:03:21.000 It sucks that I like it.
00:03:22.000 I'll listen to it and be like, dude, this is really good.
00:03:24.000 Have you you haven't heard the many men version, the AI version of Many Men?
00:03:28.000 No.
00:03:28.000 Okay.
00:03:29.000 AI did a cover of uh 50 cents, many men.
00:03:33.000 Love that song.
00:03:34.000 Wait till you hear the AI version.
00:03:36.000 Oh no.
00:03:37.000 The AI version, they did it with uh some kind of like 1950s, 1960s, like soul rendition of it.
00:03:47.000 Oh no, like a soulful blues kind of rendition, jazz sort of bro.
00:03:54.000 And it's still 50, though, it's his voice.
00:03:55.000 No, no, no, no, it's a completely fake human being.
00:03:58.000 Oh, this is crippling.
00:03:59.000 It's so good.
00:04:01.000 I don't I hate it.
00:04:02.000 I piled that one.
00:04:03.000 Did you check out any of the ones I sent you?
00:04:05.000 Because I made like a 1980s glam rock one.
00:04:07.000 That sounds pretty fucking good too.
00:04:08.000 You made a glam rock?
00:04:10.000 I know what the I know how they're doing it.
00:04:11.000 I can use the same program, so like I started fucking around with the two.
00:04:14.000 Yeah, you can do it in literally five minutes.
00:04:16.000 I'm still behind.
00:04:17.000 I'm behind.
00:04:17.000 I haven't done the I haven't used ChatGBT once.
00:04:20.000 I haven't used it yet.
00:04:21.000 Good for you.
00:04:21.000 I'm still a little scared.
00:04:22.000 Well, it's it's getting implemented whether I like it or not.
00:04:25.000 Yeah, I mean, if you ask your iPhone a question and it says if it can't figure it out, because your iPhone is Basically like a 12-year-old.
00:04:31.000 Right.
00:04:31.000 It's like it's like if you just ask the iPhone, it doesn't have a lot of access to information.
00:04:37.000 It'll say, uh, I'm not sure about that.
00:04:39.000 Would you like to go to ChatGPT for the answers?
00:04:41.000 Like, why don't you go to Chat GT just but it has to ask you before it does it, I guess.
00:04:46.000 Yeah, I haven't signed up.
00:04:47.000 I've I'm still looking I know the technology is gonna get even stronger.
00:04:51.000 Your your guy last night, um John, what is it?
00:04:54.000 What's the photographer's name?
00:04:55.000 The older guy?
00:04:56.000 Joe?
00:04:57.000 Joe.
00:04:57.000 Yeah.
00:04:58.000 Joe.
00:04:59.000 He had in the new uh AirPods.
00:05:01.000 And I was like, oh Joe, keeping up with the times, that's pretty great.
00:05:04.000 He's like, they're hearing aids now.
00:05:06.000 And I was like, Oh, yeah, seriously?
00:05:07.000 He's like, yeah.
00:05:08.000 Well, they have these things called, they've had them forever called Walker's uh uh game ears, and you can wear them in the woods and you hear like footsteps like hundreds of yards away.
00:05:19.000 Yeah, yeah, it's crazy.
00:05:21.000 And what the crazy thing is when a gun goes off, they protect you.
00:05:25.000 So it protects you from loud sounds, but it amplifies regular sounds.
00:05:29.000 Well, like it it's something has a frequency that pitches up so the gun.
00:05:33.000 Wow.
00:05:33.000 So it protects you at a certain point in time, it becomes noise cancellation or a certain level of decibels, it becomes noise cancellation.
00:05:39.000 Play him a little bit of that song.
00:05:42.000 You gotta hear some of this, bro.
00:05:44.000 Bloody loud, and I can't see.
00:05:48.000 Look at that, they made a video too.
00:05:52.000 I'm trying to be what I'm destined to be.
00:05:58.000 Look at this.
00:06:01.000 And Niggas trying to take my life away. 1.00
00:06:06.000 Oh my god.
00:06:07.000 Woo! 0.99
00:06:09.000 I put a hole in a nickel.
00:06:13.000 The fucking whipping so good.
00:06:16.000 It gets better.
00:06:17.000 Listen to this.
00:06:19.000 My back on the wall.
00:06:21.000 Now you gonna see.
00:06:24.000 This is my favorite part right here.
00:06:28.000 Better watch how you talk.
00:06:31.000 when you talk about me cause I'll come and take your life away That's not a person.
00:06:43.000 It's not a person.
00:06:44.000 It gives me chills, man.
00:06:45.000 It's uncomfortable in my chest.
00:06:46.000 Oh.
00:06:47.000 Mini, mini, mini, mini, mini, mini.
00:06:55.000 That's my favorite right there.
00:06:58.000 See that guy's so good.
00:07:00.000 I know, but I hate it that I like it.
00:07:01.000 Because it's bad.
00:07:02.000 This is bad.
00:07:02.000 Is this not?
00:07:03.000 No, no, it's not bad.
00:07:04.000 It is.
00:07:05.000 It is.
00:07:05.000 That's what it is.
00:07:06.000 No, no, no.
00:07:07.000 It is.
00:07:07.000 It just is.
00:07:08.000 It is not bad.
00:07:09.000 It's not good.
00:07:10.000 It just is.
00:07:11.000 And if that was a guy, he would be a fucking superstar.
00:07:14.000 Superstars.
00:07:14.000 Superstar.
00:07:16.000 Out of the gate.
00:07:17.000 If that was like some young cat who just came out of nowhere, and this or better yet, some dude who's been doing the road for like fucking 20 years, and now he's 42, and this is his debut album.
00:07:28.000 And he's just been fucking grinding it out at these weird bars and shit.
00:07:32.000 Yeah.
00:07:32.000 And then he comes out with that song, he'd be like, oh my god, where is he?
00:07:37.000 I gotta see him in real life.
00:07:39.000 Where have you been?
00:07:40.000 Where have you been, sir?
00:07:41.000 He kind of has that uh Allo Black had you know Allo Black?
00:07:45.000 No.
00:07:45.000 He kind of has a little bit of that tone, a little bit of that, but it's it's so funny to hear that.
00:07:49.000 Charles Bradley like.
00:07:50.000 Yeah, Bradley, a little bit of that.
00:07:51.000 Yeah, a little Charles Bradley.
00:07:52.000 Well, I mean, they get the best out of every fucking vocal ever, and they combine it and make a perfect person.
00:07:59.000 But that's the the infringement on art is what's scary because you're like, well, at some point, are people gonna not want human art?
00:08:07.000 Are they just gonna go I just give me that?
00:08:08.000 I want to make like are people gonna go, I want to watch a movie with Sharon Stone from 96.
00:08:14.000 They've already done that.
00:08:15.000 I and you can you but I mean at home, just make your own movie at home, it'll go play it.
00:08:19.000 No, that's not they're doing that.
00:08:20.000 No, I know they're doing it.
00:08:21.000 I'm saying how quickly is that gonna be Luke Skywalker?
00:08:24.000 They're doing new Luke Skywalker movies with young Luke Skywalker, like new scenes in Star Wars that never happened, but but HD.
00:08:32.000 I don't like it.
00:08:33.000 That trips me out, man.
00:08:34.000 I don't know.
00:08:35.000 It just makes me feel like we're getting further and further away from original creation.
00:08:38.000 Uh but it will open a new hole of art, which will be how good can your new art AI be.
00:08:45.000 I just I'm against it right now.
00:08:46.000 Listen, you're dead right, no argument.
00:08:49.000 Yeah, doesn't matter.
00:08:50.000 I know it's absolutely whether you like it or not.
00:08:52.000 It's not just happening, it's happening at a pace that is unstoppable.
00:08:56.000 This conversation we would not have had two years ago.
00:08:59.000 No.
00:09:00.000 two years ago, no one was even thinking like AI is gonna take over art.
00:09:03.000 No way.
00:09:04.000 No.
00:09:04.000 But now it's over.
00:09:06.000 Because they basically look everything has been said, everything has been told.
00:09:09.000 Every song has been sung.
00:09:11.000 Smash them all together, make a new version of it.
00:09:14.000 All you need is a prompt.
00:09:15.000 All you need is a prompt.
00:09:16.000 And you got a new Bob Dylan who makes the old Bob Dylan look boring.
00:09:21.000 You got some renegade Bob Dylan, some wild dudes out there doing yoga in the woods.
00:09:25.000 You know what I mean?
00:09:28.000 It's like you can't stop Bob Dylan.
00:09:33.000 A perfect person.
00:09:34.000 You know, you can't stop it.
00:09:35.000 No, it's happening.
00:09:36.000 I get it.
00:09:37.000 But this what I was saying about New York and this Mom Donnie guy, like you're going to have to have some way to feed people.
00:09:45.000 You're going to have to like people are not going to have jobs anymore.
00:09:49.000 They're going to go away.
00:09:51.000 We're we're inefficient and we are lazy and we are entitled and we like to think we're doing a far more important thing than we really are.
00:10:00.000 And everybody does that.
00:10:01.000 Everybody's like, without me, this office would fall apart.
00:10:05.000 All right, Linda.
00:10:07.000 Everybody does that.
00:10:08.000 I do all the paperwork that you won't do.
00:10:10.000 Yeah, that will yeah.
00:10:11.000 I never get any credit.
00:10:13.000 Right.
00:10:13.000 Tell you what, this guy, this piece of shit, I should be the boss.
00:10:17.000 There's that is um you know I mean that it is gonna take away so many jobs, but will it create more will it create more jobs on the other side of it somehow?
00:10:30.000 That's the right, isn't that the goal?
00:10:31.000 If you're gonna ruin a lot of these jobs and take them are d is something else gonna create another job on the other side, fixing some of the problems?
00:10:38.000 I think you're thinking of it the wrong way.
00:10:40.000 You're thinking that jobs are essential.
00:10:43.000 They're not.
00:10:45.000 I mean, some are, right?
00:10:46.000 No, no, no, no.
00:10:47.000 This this thing me up, dude.
00:10:50.000 This is freaking me out.
00:10:51.000 I shouldn't have taken this gummy this morning.
00:10:52.000 Oh, you should have.
00:10:53.000 You should have taken two and brought me one.
00:10:55.000 No, I'm freaking out, man.
00:10:56.000 This thing is the new dominant life force on Earth, and it's emerging from its cocoon right now in real time.
00:11:04.000 That's what it is.
00:11:05.000 It's just giving you little snippets like songs and movies and art and answering your questions and it's doing all these things.
00:11:13.000 But this is just coming out of the cocoon.
00:11:15.000 It's just going like this right now.
00:11:16.000 It's not out and growing.
00:11:18.000 Right.
00:11:18.000 It's coming.
00:11:19.000 And it doesn't matter.
00:11:20.000 Like what are don't we need our jobs essential?
00:11:23.000 Well, y you what does that mean?
00:11:26.000 What does that mean?
00:11:26.000 It doesn't you're you're talking like uh a g I'm a flint napper.
00:11:30.000 I've been making arrowheads for thirty-five years.
00:11:34.000 You're telling me that flint napping is go out of style, I don't buy it.
00:11:38.000 Yeah, one day you're not gonna need an arrow because someone's gonna have a gun.
00:11:42.000 Okay.
00:11:42.000 One day you're not gonna need a flint map because people are gonna invent alloys like titanium and steel, and they're gonna use that instead of fucking flint.
00:11:51.000 And this is just how the world works.
00:11:53.000 This is how technology works, it's how innovation works.
00:11:57.000 As long as the earth stays in a relatively stable environment, we don't nuke each other or get hit by a giant rock from space.
00:12:05.000 This is what happens.
00:12:07.000 I say speed that rock up.
00:12:08.000 Let's go, dude.
00:12:09.000 No, suck it in, dude.
00:12:10.000 Let's rock.
00:12:12.000 No, it is great.
00:12:13.000 It's exciting.
00:12:14.000 No, I just think it's uh I think the the fear for me is um I just hope the younger generation still likes I think live art, the shit that we do.
00:12:25.000 I hope that still stays.
00:12:27.000 Oh, it's always gonna stay.
00:12:28.000 I hope I love live art.
00:12:30.000 I love live comedy, I love live music.
00:12:32.000 I love it.
00:12:33.000 I love going to see things live.
00:12:35.000 It's it's exciting.
00:12:36.000 It's always going to be something because it it it resonates with you on like a deeper level than uh seeing something on television or watching on a screen.
00:12:47.000 There's a connection that you have with a human being in a room that's singing a song that you can't get anywhere else.
00:12:52.000 No, I saw your boy uh I saw Killer Mike at at Blue Note a couple nights ago.
00:12:56.000 Oh nice.
00:12:57.000 And he had like gospel singers with him, and it was unbelievable.
00:13:00.000 It was so ul you know, it was like alternative to what he usually does, but he played some songs from the Michael album.
00:13:05.000 And it was w uh just those things to me will never get old.
00:13:08.000 Maybe because I love that.
00:13:09.000 Yeah, well no, and I hope that doesn't deteriorate with time.
00:13:12.000 That might be the only thing that people do.
00:13:16.000 Just go see shit.
00:13:17.000 It's all robots and live shows.
00:13:20.000 I mean, you know, you're gonna say, like, look, I painted this myself.
00:13:23.000 It took me sixty hours.
00:13:24.000 That's cool.
00:13:25.000 I made a better one in three seconds.
00:13:27.000 It's insane.
00:13:27.000 I just pressed a button.
00:13:28.000 I thought it.
00:13:29.000 No, I didn't even pr I just thought it and it happened.
00:13:31.000 It printed out at my home.
00:13:32.000 Right.
00:13:32.000 Like I had it.
00:13:33.000 That's coming too.
00:13:34.000 I had the idea, and when the printer was like, is this what you want?
00:13:37.000 Yeah.
00:13:38.000 What color would you like?
00:13:40.000 It's not going to matter whether or not you like it or not.
00:13:43.000 It's not going to matter, because it's coming.
00:13:45.000 Well, that's true.
00:13:46.000 What you said is pretty profound and un and also heavy when you just said it is.
00:13:51.000 It just is.
00:13:52.000 It is.
00:13:53.000 And there's a lot of people that are in denial right now, and they're very silly.
00:13:57.000 And there's a lot of people that are that the term meaning means a lot to them.
00:14:00.000 And I understand that I've had these conversations like man search for meaning, what meaning means.
00:14:05.000 The problem with that term is space is real.
00:14:09.000 Okay.
00:14:09.000 The problem with that term is your search for meaning when you're lying on your back and you look up and you see hundreds of billions of fucking stars.
00:14:17.000 You go, Oh, I don't really it doesn't really mean anything if I lose my job.
00:14:22.000 Nope.
00:14:22.000 It means nothing.
00:14:23.000 Nothing.
00:14:24.000 It's like you gotta figure it out.
00:14:25.000 Like the all the industries that you think of, like transportation, um, most white collar jobs, lawyers, any coding jobs, banking, gone.
00:14:36.000 They're going away.
00:14:37.000 They're going away.
00:14:37.000 And here's a real problem.
00:14:40.000 You have encryption, okay?
00:14:42.000 And encryption is very important for Bitcoin, for cryptocurrency, for passwords, for everything.
00:14:49.000 Once you have quantum computing attached to AI, you no longer have encryption.
00:14:56.000 It doesn't mean anything.
00:14:57.000 Okay, so then where is money?
00:14:59.000 Okay, because money right now is just a bunch of ones and zeros.
00:15:02.000 And who's to decide who gets what and where it gets stored and how anybody has access to it?
00:15:06.000 In the beginning, it's only gonna be like the government has access to it.
00:15:10.000 Because we they're the only ones with the supercomputers.
00:15:12.000 But it's gonna be just like Michael Douglas from that movie Wall Street, where you had that big stupid phone, and everybody's like, look at him, he's a baller.
00:15:18.000 Yeah, to everybody has a phone now, man.
00:15:20.000 Everyone on earth has a goddamn phone.
00:15:23.000 It's people in the Amazon have phones.
00:15:26.000 And there's a problem because they gave phones to these kids and they all started whacking off.
00:15:32.000 Not here in Texas, dude.
00:15:33.000 Can't whack off on your phone here.
00:15:34.000 I saw that.
00:15:35.000 You blocked porn.
00:15:36.000 We all have VPNs.
00:15:37.000 Everybody has a lot of people.
00:15:39.000 Come on.
00:15:39.000 It's a joke, it's pulling it up.
00:15:41.000 You should have a VPN anyway.
00:15:42.000 I have one on my phone.
00:15:43.000 Of course you do.
00:15:44.000 And then on top of that, you just you just whack off from New Mexico.
00:15:48.000 I see.
00:15:49.000 I always said it to Chicago.
00:15:51.000 Makes me feel back at home.
00:15:53.000 Like I'm jerking off in my in my mom's house.
00:15:55.000 I'm a teenager, yeah.
00:15:56.000 Throw back to the old school.
00:15:58.000 I just hope I just hope that it's uh I don't know.
00:16:02.000 I hope it's not as as fast as we know it's gonna be.
00:16:06.000 Oh, it's gonna happen like a tidal wave, dude.
00:16:08.000 Train just to fucking train.
00:16:10.000 Yeah, it's gonna be like a tsunami.
00:16:12.000 It's gonna come rolling in and we're gonna have to adapt, and that's just what we do.
00:16:16.000 Look, we didn't we didn't used to always live in cities with electricity, uh, travel around in cars, fly around in airplanes.
00:16:24.000 This is all relatively new.
00:16:25.000 We adapted to this in new environment that we find ourselves in currently.
00:16:30.000 And we're going to adapt to another one.
00:16:32.000 It's going to happen.
00:16:33.000 It's gonna be really fucking weird, man.
00:16:36.000 It's gonna be really weird.
00:16:38.000 Speaking of adapting, like this uh this whole Jimmy Kimmel situation that is is happening right now.
00:16:44.000 Yeah, wild.
00:16:45.000 Very wild.
00:16:46.000 Okay, first of all, um the FCC is uh you have to have a license to broadcast, which is kind of crazy when you think about what that means now.
00:16:58.000 Because like what does it mean?
00:16:59.000 It used to mean they used to have a license to broadcast because you were gonna influence so many people, they had to make sure that you were on the up and up, right?
00:17:06.000 So they had to make sure that you didn't swear.
00:17:08.000 So if you had a license and you're on CBS or NBC or ABC, you could not swear, right?
00:17:15.000 That was the rule.
00:17:16.000 And then all came cable.
00:17:18.000 And somehow or another cable changed the cable is a different thing, right?
00:17:22.000 Because cable, you just you you have to pay for it, I guess.
00:17:26.000 So it's different.
00:17:27.000 And so then some of the channels you don't have to pay for.
00:17:30.000 It used to be the only ones that swore were like HBO, where you had to pay for.
00:17:34.000 And then all of a sudden it became kind of any of them, because they realized, like, hey, we don't like FX, we we can swear, guys.
00:17:41.000 Like we we only don't swear because we want to think of ourselves as TV.
00:17:46.000 Right.
00:17:46.000 But HBO was like, you know, with the Sopranos with HBO comedy specials and be in the beginning that was a big one.
00:17:51.000 You can just swear.
00:17:52.000 Movies, you didn't have to bleep anything out, just wild.
00:17:55.000 And so these what what you're dealing with with Even the like, first of all, I definitely don't think that the government should be involved ever in dictating what a comedian can or cannot say in a monologue.
00:18:09.000 That's fucking crazy.
00:18:10.000 It's crazy.
00:18:11.000 Now, if the comp the problem is the companies, if they're being pressured by the government.
00:18:18.000 So if that's real.
00:18:19.000 And if people on the right are like, yeah, go get them.
00:18:23.000 Oh my God, you're crazy.
00:18:25.000 You're crazy for supporting this.
00:18:28.000 Because this will be used on you.
00:18:30.000 You don't think they that the fucking globalist lizard people who run the world are sitting here going, great, what do we got?
00:18:35.000 Three years?
00:18:36.000 We'll wake this out.
00:18:37.000 Well wake this out.
00:18:37.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:18:38.000 Let them say the government should be involved in in censoring people's speech.
00:18:42.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:18:43.000 Let them support that.
00:18:44.000 Let these fucking dumbasses, because Jimmy Kilmell's a leftist.
00:18:49.000 Let these dumbasses think it's a good idea and we should celebrate that the That's the most toxic shit I keep seeing online when people are like, Yeah, shut him down.
00:18:58.000 Now there's crazy.
00:18:59.000 This goes into a lot of just to jump back, what you said, you just brought me back in my mind.
00:19:03.000 Like I remember first watching Married with Children, and I remember like, because they were like a racier show for TV.
00:19:09.000 Yeah.
00:19:10.000 And I remember the shift, and my mom didn't like that I liked it.
00:19:13.000 And she was like, What do you like about this show?
00:19:15.000 I was like, they talk like people we know.
00:19:17.000 It just kind of sounded like someone you so what TV started to do, it started to sound like your actual community instead of this very, you know, kind of this veneer of everyone kind of speaks very cleanly and politely.
00:19:30.000 Married with Children talked how you heard a guy talk how your dad would talk or your uncle would talk.
00:19:35.000 Yeah, it was like one notch in the in a different direction above uh like uh Archie Bunker.
00:19:42.000 Right.
00:19:42.000 All in the Family was like one of the first shows like that where you the dad was kind of an asshole and a racer.
00:19:48.000 It's so funny, man.
00:19:48.000 And funny.
00:19:49.000 Yeah, he was so funny.
00:19:50.000 Yeah.
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00:21:12.000 So then you have that, and then it keeps going further and further and further until you have the internet.
00:21:17.000 And the internet is just buckwild.
00:21:18.000 And the internet you can't do anything about.
00:21:20.000 Look, I look I certainly think that for Jimmy Kimmel, all this does is help him.
00:21:27.000 Yeah.
00:21:28.000 It makes his show bigger, much more support.
00:21:30.000 I'm sure he's getting there's a lot of hate as well, which is not fun.
00:21:33.000 But at the end of the day, if the show comes back, which this is my suspicion.
00:21:38.000 My suspicion is they suspend it for a short amount of time and then they bring it back, and then there's a lot of lawyers going back and forth in meetings and rooms, and somehow or another gets worked out that he has a show.
00:21:49.000 He comes back to a standing ovation, Donald Trump tweets mean shit about him, and then the world moves on.
00:21:56.000 Still sucks.
00:21:56.000 It still sucks.
00:21:57.000 I think that is also fucking insane.
00:22:00.000 I don't have time to do that.
00:22:01.000 How do you have time to do that?
00:22:02.000 How you have time while you're running the world to be tweeting that you don't like talk show hosts.
00:22:07.000 Yeah.
00:22:08.000 That is so crazy.
00:22:10.000 He was going after like Letterman too, for some reason.
00:22:12.000 Like he posted something about it.
00:22:13.000 Because Letterman went off about him and Letterman said it was a criminal organization.
00:22:17.000 You can't support in any way, shape, or form the government censoring speech.
00:22:22.000 No.
00:22:22.000 Because once they start doing it's just like you shouldn't be on ABC anymore.
00:22:27.000 It's like, don't go on AM radio.
00:22:29.000 It's not worth it.
00:22:29.000 Like, why do you want to have an AM radio show?
00:22:31.000 Like if somebody offered me an AM radio show.
00:22:34.000 And I'd be like, Really?
00:22:34.000 Is it a good deal?
00:22:35.000 Yes, it's a good deal.
00:22:36.000 It's a wonderful contract.
00:22:37.000 You're gonna get health care and all these benefits and this and that, a four oh one K. But you can't say this, you can't say that. 0.85
00:22:43.000 I'd be like, What?
00:22:44.000 Yeah.
00:22:44.000 Why would I do that?
00:22:45.000 Like, this is 2025.
00:22:46.000 Why would I do it?
00:22:49.000 Well that's what they press on the old days.
00:22:51.000 But I think the problem is I was I look.
00:22:54.000 When I was a kid, I was fascinated with Carson and the idea of the Tonight Show.
00:22:58.000 He got pressed a lot of why he didn't express his political beliefs.
00:23:02.000 Right.
00:23:03.000 And he often, I mean, there's a clip of him that everyone's probably seen where he says that's not, you know, that's not my job.
00:23:09.000 And I don't know if he said this or I heard this somewhere else, but someone had said something to the effect of the job is to put America to bed at night, not give them nightmares.
00:23:18.000 The thing is, though, he existed in a time before social media when people hadn't lost their fucking minds.
00:23:24.000 And this is the problem is that Hollywood in particular is they're in a fever pitch of if we don't get our eyes, uh our our ideas across, if we don't promote our ideas, then the other side wins.
00:23:39.000 Wins, yeah.
00:23:40.000 And it's become this sort of self-fulfilling prophecy on both sides.
00:23:44.000 Like everyone is in this fucking fever of war, of like a culture war.
00:23:49.000 That's k it's it's and a giant percentage of it is being manipulated by these overseas bots.
00:23:55.000 Like I tweeted this thing, I retweeted this thing a couple of days ago.
00:23:59.000 Because I I was like, people need to see this every time it comes across my feed, I'm just gonna send it to them.
00:24:05.000 What you see when you see a bot farm.
00:24:08.000 So there's bot farms that have uh essentially an unlimited number of social media profiles, and they just go after whatever subject it is, whether it's climate change or an election or even sports, and all they're trying to do is get people to hate each other.
00:24:22.000 And this is this is a bot farm.
00:24:25.000 And someone wrote, what is this the see the caption?
00:24:27.000 Says what the so this guy, Andrew Fox wrote this that says, want to know what Dave 12345678910, blah blah blah blah is who you who it is you're arguing with online most of the time, who's liking those pro Hamas posts, and it's that.
00:24:43.000 And it's a TikTok that he put up.
00:24:44.000 Now, who's sponsoring who's funding these bot farms?
00:24:47.000 Many, many countries are doing this.
00:24:48.000 China's doing this for sure, Russia's doing this for sure, but Iran is probably doing this for sure, Israel's probably doing this for sure. 0.79
00:24:53.000 We're probably doing this as well, we're doing it to them, we're all doing it to each other.
00:24:57.000 That's 100% real.
00:24:59.000 And this is another creepy aspect of AI that was exposed fairly recently.
00:25:03.000 Um some accounts got suspended because they realized that the C C P was using chat GPT to run these kind of bot farms.
00:25:10.000 So you have this thing and you could tell it how to behave, and I want you to pretend that you are an unhinged leftist that wants to kill all white men, and then get in there and argue.
00:25:19.000 And then people and then the right-wing people are like, oh my god, these fucking leftists want us dead.
00:25:24.000 Right.
00:25:25.000 Strap up.
00:25:26.000 And then you have like this Charlie Kirk incident, and then everybody starts to really believe it now.
00:25:30.000 Like, yeah, they want us dead.
00:25:32.000 And then you see the response, and you go, Oh my god, people are going along with like people are losing their morals and their ethics, and they're cheering that someone got murdered on television.
00:25:42.000 Because they're all ramped up with this social media bullshit, and a lot of it is being amplified by people that aren't even real people, and a lot of it is just getting everybody in this fucking fever pitch of culture war.
00:25:53.000 Right.
00:25:53.000 And that's why you're seeing these young kids cheering.
00:25:56.000 Did you see that TMZ clip?
00:25:58.000 Well, I've seen a bunch of these different clips of people like going off.
00:26:00.000 Did you see the TMZ thing where they find out that uh the the moment?
00:26:05.000 Oh, you hear people cheering in the room.
00:26:07.000 I did see that, yeah.
00:26:08.000 The moment they find out Charlie Kirk is clapping.
00:26:11.000 Cheering.
00:26:11.000 Um He's dead, and they're clapping.
00:26:13.000 But this is not just one person.
00:26:15.000 There was a guy who is at the scene, at the scene.
00:26:18.000 They got I mean, they have I just want to.
00:26:23.000 I'm not pro-doxing people.
00:26:25.000 I'm not pro any of this, but this is just what's gonna happen.
00:26:27.000 You know, you you cheer when a guy gets shot and you can see the guy who got shot.
00:26:32.000 You're in the you're in the general vicinity of this guy, so a bullet whizzed over your head, shot that guy in the neck, and now you're cheering.
00:26:39.000 Good luck finding a job.
00:26:40.000 Yeah.
00:26:40.000 Right?
00:26:41.000 And this is the reality that we're living in, right?
00:26:43.000 So but why is a person reacting like that?
00:26:45.000 People wouldn't have reacted like that 20 years ago, man.
00:26:48.000 It's not not a normal thing for a 20-year-old kid to do who's in the audience of some college thing where you know, change my mind or whatever he says.
00:26:57.000 Right.
00:26:57.000 Whatever is his slogan is.
00:26:59.000 But that was what Steven Crowder would say, right?
00:27:01.000 Change my mind.
00:27:01.000 Yeah, I don't know what his was.
00:27:02.000 I think it's something similar.
00:27:04.000 But the pro point is it's like this is this is the the weird shit that happens on social media where people behave in this insane and vicious way that you would never experience like this commonly in real life.
00:27:20.000 And it's more ubiquitous online than anywhere else in most polite social circles.
00:27:26.000 But all the same people that are in these polite social circles with you are they're feeling vindicated and saying the most evil shit.
00:27:34.000 Fuck Charlie Kirk, rest in piss. 0.58
00:27:36.000 I saw this lady who was a NASDAQ lady. 1.00
00:27:39.000 She worked at NASDAQ and she was at a conference, and she's like, We're pausing the conference to say fuck Charlie Kirk.
00:27:46.000 Like this well dressed lady with a very high profile job, and then it said rest in piss. 1.00
00:27:51.000 Like, oh my god, like what is that?
00:27:54.000 Well, that's social media infecting your mind and getting you to do things and and say things in a way that no one would have done 20, 30 years ago.
00:28:05.000 No one.
00:28:05.000 No way.
00:28:06.000 No way.
00:28:07.000 And so this is like all boiling up with this Charlie this this Charlie Kirk thing and this Jimmy Kimmel thing.
00:28:17.000 The two like the Jimmy Kimmel thing is unfortunately what I think what he was trying to do was just set up a joke.
00:28:24.000 He was trying to knock on the the MAGA people, but also set up a joke which was good.
00:28:31.000 It was very funny.
00:28:32.000 Like where he showed uh the president's response to Charlie Kirk.
00:28:37.000 Yeah, the new ballroom they're building.
00:28:38.000 And he said like the fourth stage of the fourth stage of grief is construction.
00:28:43.000 It's just fantastic jokes.
00:28:44.000 He also said that's not how uh a grown adult reacts at the death of his friend, it's like a four-year-old mourns the loss of a goldfish.
00:28:52.000 Yeah.
00:28:52.000 Very funny.
00:28:52.000 It's a great joke.
00:28:53.000 He was trying to set it up.
00:28:54.000 Yeah.
00:28:55.000 But but he set it up in a way that, like, okay, you're saying something that's actually factually inaccurate according to the narrative.
00:29:02.000 Now let's be real clear.
00:29:04.000 I don't necessarily think they know what's going on yet.
00:29:08.000 There's a lot of weird shit going on with this.
00:29:10.000 I know.
00:29:11.000 First of all, there was that one guy who is the decoy.
00:29:14.000 All right, so you got this guy who's an older guy who uh starts yelling out.
00:29:19.000 Didn't he take his pants down?
00:29:21.000 He took his pants down.
00:29:22.000 This guy uh was at 9 11.
00:29:25.000 He was at the Boston bombing, so he called in a fake bomb at another place, and then he did this at this thing.
00:29:33.000 Right after so somehow or another, this guy has the state of mind that the moment someone gets shot, he yells out and says, I did it, I did it, and takes his pants down, or something like that.
00:29:43.000 I don't know exactly what he did.
00:29:45.000 Then, ready for this?
00:29:46.000 He gets arrested for child porn right away.
00:29:50.000 Right after this happened?
00:29:52.000 Right away.
00:29:52.000 He's in jail for child porn.
00:29:53.000 Why is that?
00:29:54.000 Well, now you can't interview him.
00:29:56.000 Right.
00:29:56.000 He's got right.
00:29:57.000 Right.
00:29:57.000 And when because when the internet people start going, how do you how are you at all these different things?
00:30:02.000 Like, what are the odds?
00:30:03.000 Like if someone ran it through uh one of the chat GPT fucking perplexity things, like what are the odds that this guy would be at all those different events and be involved?
00:30:13.000 Like zero.
00:30:14.000 This is the guy?
00:30:15.000 Yeah.
00:30:17.000 I just like that the pants down part is just insane to me.
00:30:19.000 It's like, why is your dick out of the thing? 0.75
00:30:21.000 I did it, I did it.
00:30:22.000 Listen, I'm not saying this guy is an insane, he's clearly insane.
00:30:26.000 Or not.
00:30:27.000 Or he's professionally insane.
00:30:29.000 Right.
00:30:30.000 That's where it gets squirrely.
00:30:31.000 I almost texted you when the Charlie Kirk thing happened because my antennas went up about they showed the photo of that kid, or the guy that they have, the 22-year-old whatever.
00:30:42.000 And I was almost gonna be like, dude.
00:30:45.000 That you think he's got the capability to do that?
00:30:47.000 Yeah, well, listen, there are people that look like that that have the capability to do that.
00:30:52.000 Nope.
00:30:53.000 Nope.
00:30:53.000 Not hard.
00:30:54.000 Not hard at all.
00:30:55.000 Let me dispel that.
00:30:55.000 Let me just spell that.
00:30:57.000 Okay.
00:30:57.000 Two hundred yards from a prone position with a dead-on rifle.
00:31:01.000 So if you have a dead-on rifle, so you set this rifle, you set your zero to two hundred yards, right?
00:31:07.000 You know how far you're gonna shoot.
00:31:09.000 Is not hard at all.
00:31:10.000 He shot a lot.
00:31:11.000 You don't have to shoot a lot.
00:31:12.000 I could do it tomorrow.
00:31:14.000 If you're a fur no, but you are experienced. 0.97
00:31:15.000 If it's a fur if it's a someone that's never shot, could they do it? 0.64
00:31:18.000 100%.
00:31:19.000 Not if they've never shot, they wouldn't know where to look.
00:31:21.000 They'd have a hard time acquiring the the, you know, like when you look through a scope, like what the reticle is weird.
00:31:28.000 Like it takes it's sometimes takes a minute.
00:31:30.000 You gotta know the distance that you have to be from it to really line it up in your sights.
00:31:35.000 But you could get a guy like my friend Andy Stumpf, who was uh a sniper in the seals, you could get him and he could show you how to do it in an afternoon, and then you could hit steel at two hundred yards every time you pull the chart.
00:31:48.000 Every day you could learn that.
00:31:49.000 Yeah.
00:31:50.000 Wow.
00:31:50.000 Yeah.
00:31:50.000 Not that hard.
00:31:51.000 Because it feels insane to me.
00:31:52.000 I'm like, that seems tough.
00:31:54.000 It seems tough.
00:31:55.000 It seems tough.
00:31:56.000 We still haven't figured out whether or not the gun that shot Trump had a sight on it.
00:32:01.000 Because we weren't sure if it had a sight on it or if this guy was using iron sights.
00:32:05.000 That was 140 yards.
00:32:07.000 If you shot it with iron sights, that's a lot harder.
00:32:09.000 Because Iron Sights is you're lining up, so you have these two things in the back, and there's one thing at the front of the barrel, and you gotta line those bitches up perfectly, and that's how you stay accurate. 1.00
00:32:18.000 That is a lot harder to do.
00:32:20.000 It's like old shotguns have those, right?
00:32:22.000 Sure.
00:32:22.000 Pistols.
00:32:22.000 Yeah, but you buy a Glock.
00:32:24.000 That's what it comes with.
00:32:25.000 Right.
00:32:25.000 But this kid had a rifle with a scope.
00:32:30.000 Now here's where it gets weird.
00:32:32.000 The first images of this rifle with a scope, I swear to God, it looks like he has a composite stock on it.
00:32:37.000 Like it looks like a like a modern 30 odd six rifle.
00:32:42.000 So a 30 odd six, so that's the rifle.
00:32:44.000 30 odd six is like that.
00:32:45.000 Looks like a very modern looking stock.
00:32:48.000 I mean, it might not be.
00:32:50.000 It might it might be just a bad resolution.
00:32:53.000 It might be wood.
00:32:54.000 It's hard to tell.
00:32:55.000 But if you showed me that and you said, hey, this is my cousin's rifle.
00:33:01.000 Is this any good?
00:33:02.000 I'd be like, Looks like a standard bolt action rifle with like a sophisticated modern scope on it.
00:33:08.000 Sure.
00:33:09.000 Now apparently, the narrative is that this is his grandfather's rifle from World War One and doesn't have a serial code.
00:33:19.000 Okay.
00:33:20.000 Interesting.
00:33:21.000 Okay.
00:33:22.000 Why wait wait, wait, wait.
00:33:25.000 Why are you using such an old gun?
00:33:27.000 Like that's kind of crazy.
00:33:28.000 Like, is it possible that an old gun can be that accurate?
00:33:32.000 If you have a gunsmith and they work on it, yeah, it's totally possible.
00:33:35.000 You have a really good gunsmith and he sets if you look if you're like a nostalgic person, you like driving an old car.
00:33:41.000 You can bring it to mechanic, they could redo the brakes.
00:33:43.000 Sure.
00:33:43.000 So if you had a good gunsmith and he took a look at that, and the action was true, and you know, the bolt the the bore is good.
00:33:50.000 You know, yeah, you could conceivably shoot with a gun for hundreds of years.
00:33:53.000 Right?
00:33:54.000 Guns don't they don't necessarily go bad.
00:33:56.000 Right, they don't expire.
00:33:58.000 Right.
00:33:58.000 And especially because all the stuff like the trigger and the action and all that different stuff is replaceable.
00:34:04.000 So you could just like it's comp it's compartmental arrest.
00:34:06.000 It's or uh it's components.
00:34:08.000 There's the other thing.
00:34:09.000 They said that he took it apart and then put it back together again.
00:34:14.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00
00:34:15.000 Do you know how much time it would take to do that if you were highly skilled?
00:34:19.000 To disassemble a gun.
00:34:20.000 Disassemble a rifle so that you can get it in a backpack.
00:34:23.000 And by the way, not gonna fit.
00:34:25.000 Not gonna fit in the backpack.
00:34:26.000 And then somehow or another, reconnects it once he gets off the roof.
00:34:32.000 What?
00:34:33.000 What's what's that?
00:34:34.000 Is that what they pitched, huh?
00:34:35.000 Yeah.
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00:36:28.000 If you shoot something, okay, like say if you if I take you to a long range uh shooting range and we sit there and we get you on a bench and you're sitting there and you you go okay we're going live and you flip off the safety and then you squeeze out that trigger you hear boom pink.
00:36:47.000 There's a there's a gap in 200 yards between the shot going off and the impact.
00:36:53.000 There's a gap.
00:36:54.000 It's like boom tink boom think 200 yards is far.
00:37:00.000 Even if that bullet is fucking go it still takes time to get there.
00:37:04.000 And really long shots like I know guys who do like my buddy Justin he does these long range competitions where they'll shoot out to a mile plus they're shooting steel targets like that big at a mile plus and he's like dude the hang time is crazy.
00:37:20.000 It's like seconds.
00:37:21.000 You can hear you hear separation it just too it's like somebody else is watching it.
00:37:28.000 So you got a guy next to you that's a spotter and you shoot boom and he's like hit.
00:37:35.000 Literally it's that long.
00:37:38.000 So that the Charlie Kirk thing seemed instant.
00:37:41.000 It was like boom he's he was down.
00:37:44.000 Instant boom down so you think it was closer.
00:37:46.000 It could have been closer or it could be the echo from that gun by the time the sound gets to you the bullet gets because it takes longer for sound to get there right?
00:37:57.000 Because these bullets are supersonic.
00:38:00.000 So the bullet will actually get there before the sound gets there.
00:38:03.000 So that's something to take into consideration.
00:38:05.000 God it's a trip.
00:38:06.000 So it probably can't now that I'm thinking of myself I'm like well that's a dumb like I had a dumb point.
00:38:14.000 The blue is actually faster than faster than sound.
00:38:17.000 But I don't I don't buy the assembly reassembly.
00:38:22.000 I do not buy that they said he had a screwdriver up there.
00:38:24.000 Fuck yourself a screwdriver you need more than a screwdriver you need multiple tools.
00:38:29.000 Okay you need Allen wrenches you need like specific gunsmith tools.
00:38:33.000 It's complicated I've got a video I've got a video of a guy breaking down a Mauser and so this Mauser is the same exact gun that supposedly this dude had in his grandpa had in World War One.
00:38:48.000 So this guy breaks down this Mauser and here it goes.
00:38:53.000 What's the fastest amount of time you could do that many seconds.
00:38:56.000 This guy's very good very good so this this guy who's doing it is clearly got military experience or gun experience I don't I don't remember but we'll we'll see when we watch the video but this guy knows what the fuck he's doing and it would take me a lot longer than it took him.
00:39:12.000 And that kid it would take a forever unless this kid has secretly been training like John Wick for the past six months.
00:39:20.000 Unless yeah so watch this guy break this down it takes two different tools to take it apart.
00:39:26.000 Takes a Torx key and an Allen key now if I take a shot and immediately disassemble this I have to remove the bolt remove the magazine grab my Allen key hit the two bolts on the bottom put those away in the Allen key grab my Torx key remove the scope put everything in the backpack make sure I have everything and make my way downtown.
00:39:41.000 Okay which is going to take a lot longer for him than it is for me especially because his fine-tune motor function something as simple as grabbing an Allen key to a little bolt is going to be extremely impaired due to a dump of adrenaline throughout his bloodstream hit an extreme elevated heart rate is going to make these fine-tuned skills extremely difficult.
00:39:57.000 I mean just for him to think and analyze of what needs to be done to disassemble this rifle and get away would be difficult.
00:40:02.000 We're not even going to touch the topic of him assembling the rifle on top of the roof so the people that are listening to this just listening he is at 38 seconds right now and all he's got he's got the barrel um away from the stock he's removing the scope from the barrel and he's only he right now he's 47 seconds and he's struggling and he's totally calm yeah and he didn't just shoot a guy right in and then he's supposed to get it in that stupid fucking backpack.
00:40:30.000 It's literally, it makes no sense.
00:40:32.000 And the elevator music was a nice touch, by the way.
00:40:35.000 So this is this is just a narrative, right?
00:40:38.000 We watch a guy jump off the roof, and then we we supposedly find this rifle.
00:40:44.000 So if you can have a guy that's in the audience that's yelling, I shot him, now shoot me, I shot him now, shoot me.
00:40:51.000 And then that guy gets arrested for child porn charges.
00:40:54.000 Like he's like, what is what is going on here?
00:40:56.000 And then you find this rifle, and then you say, Oh, he assembled it and he reassembled it.
00:40:59.000 Like, okay.
00:41:03.000 I wish I was a cop.
00:41:04.000 I'd sit in a room like this story is horseshit.
00:41:07.000 Like none of these, none of these things make any sense to me.
00:41:09.000 Like you're telling me that this kid who's not military trained.
00:41:14.000 This guy, first of all, how did he get to the roof?
00:41:16.000 How come nobody was looking?
00:41:18.000 How come nobody was like, there's a direct line of sight between where he's sitting and those roofs.
00:41:22.000 You guys didn't check?
00:41:23.000 You don't have a drone?
00:41:24.000 Like that's insane.
00:41:25.000 So he's on the roof, he shoots, he jumps from the roof.
00:41:30.000 He jumps down 14 feet.
00:41:32.000 Yeah, we saw they had didn't they have video of him jumping?
00:41:34.000 Somebody had a cell phone video of him jumping.
00:41:36.000 There's a video of him jumping.
00:41:37.000 So this guy, whoever it is, jumps off of the roof and lands, whether or not he's even the guy who shot him.
00:41:42.000 Maybe he thought he was gonna shoot him.
00:41:44.000 Maybe he's a Patsy, maybe he did it.
00:41:46.000 I feel like he's a plant.
00:41:47.000 Did you see the video?
00:41:48.000 Do you see the person doing the investigating on his mom's Facebook?
00:41:51.000 No.
00:41:52.000 You haven't seen this?
00:41:53.000 Have you seen that, Jamie?
00:41:54.000 Some dude online.
00:41:55.000 His mom's got a weird Facebook.
00:41:57.000 Very trippy.
00:41:58.000 It doesn't make any sense.
00:42:00.000 Like the more they keep looking into it, the more they're like, this doesn't feel like a real it feels super fabricated.
00:42:06.000 But here's the thing.
00:42:07.000 Just like I was talking about when people are arguing on social media, it's all a part of the plan.
00:42:13.000 If you want things to be crazy, I wanted it so bad.
00:42:15.000 Bucket sells buckets. 0.61
00:42:17.000 If if you want people to to lose all faith that anyone is gonna solve anything.
00:42:25.000 You add a bunch of you're gonna kill a guy.
00:42:27.000 You had a bunch of other wacky shit that doesn't make any sense, and you spam it out there at the same time.
00:42:33.000 You leave a gun that didn't do it out in the woods.
00:42:36.000 You do a bunch of shit like that.
00:42:38.000 You have an old man put his dick out and yell, I did it, I did it, I did it. 1.00
00:42:41.000 Yeah, you get some kid who uh has a boyfriend who's a furry, and you uh talk to him on Discord.
00:42:48.000 I think he's a furry.
00:42:49.000 Is that disrespectful?
00:42:52.000 Is that his boyfriend's definitely a guy who became a girl.
00:42:55.000 And wears furry stuff.
00:42:56.000 I think they do furry sex. 1.00
00:42:58.000 They I think uh or uh furry games, excuse me.
00:43:01.000 My apologies.
00:43:02.000 I don't want to disrespect the furry sex furry game community.
00:43:05.000 Bro, shout out to the furries, because me and Duncan Trussell, we did a podcast once with the mascot outfits.
00:43:10.000 Yeah.
00:43:10.000 And we took the masks off after like five minutes.
00:43:12.000 We're like, bro, shout out to the fairies. 0.98
00:43:14.000 Like this is fucking hard.
00:43:16.000 It's hard.
00:43:17.000 We had this big sweating.
00:43:18.000 You have this big chipmunk head on all day. 1.00
00:43:20.000 They're heavy.
00:43:21.000 Right.
00:43:21.000 You're hot in there.
00:43:22.000 We couldn't breathe, like, oh, dude.
00:43:24.000 We took it off and we're like, shout out to the furries.
00:43:27.000 Because these guys are out there rocking that all day long.
00:43:30.000 Like that is a commitment to being weird.
00:43:33.000 I don't I just don't know.
00:43:34.000 I just don't something doesn't add up about it.
00:43:36.000 Something doesn't add up.
00:43:37.000 It feels weird.
00:43:38.000 The whole thing feels weird.
00:43:39.000 Between that, this was my story.
00:43:42.000 Between that the 9 11, Charlie Kirk, Kimmel.
00:43:47.000 Yeah.
00:43:47.000 I was on the phone with my agent.
00:43:49.000 I was like, good time for me to put out a fucking special.
00:43:51.000 This is the fucking worst.
00:43:54.000 Like the worst week.
00:43:55.000 It's not though.
00:43:56.000 It's a good time.
00:43:58.000 It's just so stupid to think though that I was like, oh, this is but this is the world we live in.
00:44:02.000 If someone is I said if you're waiting for a gap for like a good time, it doesn't exist.
00:44:06.000 It doesn't exist.
00:44:07.000 You just have to just you just have to keep going because this is insane.
00:44:10.000 That way of thinking that there's a gap, like there's a season.
00:44:13.000 This is summer, springtime.
00:44:14.000 It's pilot season.
00:44:15.000 Right.
00:44:16.000 All that shit's gone.
00:44:17.000 Pilot season doesn't exist anymore.
00:44:19.000 That was the fucking everybody would structure their year around pilot season.
00:44:24.000 Going back to LA.
00:44:25.000 Yes.
00:44:26.000 It was huge.
00:44:26.000 All my friends from New York would all come out to LA.
00:44:28.000 It was a great time at the store.
00:44:29.000 Pilot season.
00:44:30.000 Look, everybody's here.
00:44:31.000 I didn't know.
00:44:32.000 It's great.
00:44:33.000 People came from New York and they stay for a month and you're like, oh, I see these guys.
00:44:36.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:44:37.000 It was great.
00:44:37.000 Pilot season was great.
00:44:38.000 It doesn't exist anymore.
00:44:39.000 Well can't, right?
00:44:40.000 There's no there's no shows.
00:44:42.000 Right.
00:44:42.000 And it doesn't matter anymore now because what Apple's investment has done, what Netflix has done, what all these streaming services have.
00:44:49.000 What YouTube has done.
00:44:50.000 YouTube.
00:44:51.000 They basically have been like, well, we'll just dictate how the shows exist.
00:44:54.000 Well, th they didn't even say that.
00:44:56.000 They just put out content that you can get instantaneously.
00:44:59.000 Yeah.
00:44:59.000 And they just put out so much of it that they drown the other people without even talking about them.
00:45:04.000 Yeah.
00:45:04.000 They didn't even have to bring them up.
00:45:06.000 Well, that's why those numbers, I mean, you know, that's why the numbers for for TV is so weird and low because young people are like, well, I'll just watch it on my phone.
00:45:13.000 Yes.
00:45:14.000 I'm not gonna I don't want to watch that.
00:45:15.000 So going back to this Jimmy Kimmel thing, there's a lot going on with this.
00:45:19.000 Do you know him by the way or not?
00:45:20.000 Yes.
00:45:20.000 He's a good guy.
00:45:21.000 I see.
00:45:21.000 Jimmy's a good guy.
00:45:22.000 He's a smart guy, he's a funny guy.
00:45:24.000 He was always very funny on when when, you know, he did that fucking Windy City Heat thing.
00:45:29.000 I love that.
00:45:31.000 Such a good movie.
00:45:32.000 I think he tried to distance himself from that.
00:45:35.000 Oh big.
00:45:36.000 Very very successful because it's a 25 year prank.
00:45:40.000 What's his name?
00:45:40.000 Perry Phil?
00:45:42.000 No, let's not mention him.
00:45:43.000 Okay.
00:45:44.000 Let's cause it. 0.99
00:45:46.000 Let's just have people w go find it when he's when they see heat.
00:45:50.000 But you see that and you go, Oh, that's the same guy.
00:45:52.000 Like, yeah.
00:45:53.000 Well, one thing that does happen to guys as they get older is um, you know, they soften their ways and they change who they are and they change how they interface with the world and you know, and then if you're in Hollywood, you're also addicted to an ideology.
00:46:09.000 And it depends on what kind of style you have.
00:46:12.000 So if you have a a s a funny mocking style that is like satirical, that's always making fun of things tongue in cheek, like Norm MacDonald, perfect example.
00:46:23.000 Norm McDonald, even if he's making fun of you, is not gonna piss you off to the point where you tweet about him.
00:46:28.000 Because if you do, he kind of won.
00:46:30.000 He kind of gotcha.
00:46:31.000 You know what I mean?
00:46:32.000 So it's like Kimmel has this sort of uh go fuck yourself style.
00:46:41.000 Ironically, he celebrated in his monologue when Tucker Carlson got fired.
00:46:47.000 It's kind of a problem.
00:46:49.000 Yeah.
00:46:49.000 And it's also kind of a problem that he in his monologue talked about how it was the right thing to fire Roseanne.
00:46:55.000 Yeah, I remember that.
00:46:57.000 Little bit of a problem.
00:46:58.000 Yeah.
00:46:58.000 A little bit of a problem.
00:46:59.000 Also a problem that he thought the unvaccinated he made a joke about the unvaccinated people shouldn't get hospital care if there's people who are vaccinated that need that room.
00:47:11.000 It's the I think the joke was oh, vaccinated person who's had a heart attack, come right in here, sir.
00:47:16.000 Uh unvaxxed person who gobbled horse goo, rest in peace, wheezy. 0.93
00:47:21.000 Like that was the joke.
00:47:23.000 Like, I'm unvaccinated.
00:47:25.000 And I was like, that's kind of a fucked up joke, but I'm not mad at him.
00:47:28.000 No, it's a joke.
00:47:29.000 It's just a joke.
00:47:30.000 It's a joke.
00:47:30.000 But it's like those things weren't a problem.
00:47:34.000 But this one thing where he said it was a low point.
00:47:38.000 What did he say?
00:47:39.000 I don't I want to be real clear.
00:47:41.000 Let's let's like pull up his actual quote.
00:47:43.000 Because what he said was not bad.
00:47:46.000 It wasn't accurate though.
00:47:47.000 But it wasn't bad.
00:47:48.000 He was just trying to set up this joke of Trump, which was good.
00:47:53.000 It was a great show.
00:47:54.000 It was very funny but the setup was a little wonky.
00:47:56.000 I do remember listening to it.
00:47:59.000 It's the problem with doing it that way on Monday is that by Sunday night they already knew that this guy, his family had been saying that again, I don't even know if he really did it.
00:48:12.000 But this person who they're talking about.
00:48:14.000 Who they the plant.
00:48:15.000 This person who they're talking about, whether or not he did it or didn't do it, well the FBI's now investigating deeply and further, by the way.
00:48:21.000 Yeah, we'll find out.
00:48:21.000 So Cash Mattel did say that.
00:48:24.000 Um whatever that means, right?
00:48:26.000 But so here it is what he actually says.
00:48:31.000 Here's the actual new lows over the weekend with the MAGA gang desperately trying to characterize this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them and doing everything they can to score political points from it.
00:48:44.000 In between the fingerprinting, okay, stop right there.
00:48:47.000 Yeah, that was such it's a weird phrase when he goes, he they're trying to pin it as anybody but them.
00:48:52.000 Yeah.
00:48:52.000 Asserting that he was a MAGA.
00:48:54.000 Well, this is the thing.
00:48:55.000 In the beginning, people thought he was.
00:48:57.000 So the first reports were that he was a hardcore right wing guy, uh, that he was a registered Republican, which he may or may not be.
00:49:05.000 Sometimes people go back and forth.
00:49:06.000 You know.
00:49:07.000 Um, and then the other thing was that he was a groper.
00:49:10.000 So he was a Nick Fuentes fan.
00:49:12.000 That was some other stuff that was going around.
00:49:14.000 What's grow what's Griper?
00:49:15.000 We'll get into that in a bit.
00:49:16.000 Okay.
00:49:16.000 Hold please.
00:49:17.000 Yeah.
00:49:17.000 Um it came out that no, his father is uh law enforcement guy.
00:49:24.000 I don't think that's true.
00:49:25.000 That's not true.
00:49:26.000 I think that's what uh that was part of the story, but I think later found out that wasn't true.
00:49:30.000 So what's true?
00:49:32.000 Family, some family members by Sunday, the Utah governor was saying that family members were reporting that this young man had been uh wrapped up in some very hardcore leftist ideology.
00:49:44.000 So this had already been released on Sunday.
00:49:46.000 So on Monday, if Kimmel had just said, you know, it was a tragic thing that uh Charlie Kirk died.
00:49:54.000 Uh and uh let's see what the president thinks about it.
00:49:58.000 Goes right to him, and like what this is the fourth stage of grief.
00:50:02.000 It's a great joke.
00:50:03.000 It's a great joke.
00:50:04.000 The whole thing was great.
00:50:05.000 But it that the problem is we had already known by then, again, at least the f the narrative is that this kid is not a uh uh a a MAGA person.
00:50:17.000 Right.
00:50:18.000 The narrative by Sunday night, so a day before, by Sunday night, it was this kid was really wrapped up in some hardcore leftist Antifa ideologies.
00:50:31.000 Listen, here's the other reality.
00:50:33.000 If you're 20, you're dumb as shit.
00:50:35.000 And people can get you to be a Nazi.
00:50:37.000 They can get they could get you to be be a Muslim, they can get you to be Mormon, they can get you to be a Scientologist, they can get you to be anything.
00:50:45.000 When when people are young and they don't have any friends and their parents suck, you can indoctrinate them.
00:50:51.000 Yeah, you know.
00:50:52.000 When I was doing martial arts when I was a kid, I was basically in a cult.
00:50:54.000 I was uh just in a cult of how to fuck people up.
00:50:57.000 But everybody bowed to everybody was bananas.
00:50:59.000 You have to call everyone sir and mister.
00:51:01.000 It's kind of very cult-like.
00:51:03.000 It's very disciplined, it creates a great structure.
00:51:05.000 It was good for me growing up.
00:51:07.000 But at the end of the day, it's kind of a cult like we're just lucky they didn't take advantage of us.
00:51:11.000 Right.
00:51:11.000 They didn't you didn't they make you stay after and do other shit.
00:51:14.000 Twenty-year-olds are dumb, dude.
00:51:15.000 Right.
00:51:16.000 It's like we have to have a little bit more grace for people, like across the board.
00:51:19.000 Not for obviously not for ones who actually shoot Charlie Kirk, but the problem is everybody because they're online all the time, genuinely believes that there's this crazy culture war that we have to stand up and fight against.
00:51:31.000 I was telling you about that guy that was saying that you have to be like Neo for the Matrix now, you're calling like Will you fucking settle down?
00:51:37.000 And slow down, dude.
00:51:38.000 Settle down.
00:51:39.000 Just get your matcha and chill out.
00:51:40.000 Also, it's like the last thing the left wants is an actual fight with the right.
00:51:46.000 They are so much more armed.
00:51:48.000 I was just gonna say, who do you think has all the guns?
00:51:50.000 Who do you think is former military?
00:51:52.000 Yeah, who said that.
00:51:53.000 Who do you think is law enforced? 0.99
00:51:54.000 You think there's a lot of lefty law enforcement people out there?
00:51:57.000 Are you fucking crazy?
00:51:59.000 Yeah, it's about it's a bad but this is the thing.
00:52:01.000 I think what you said, the bot farming, the they're plotting really hard for us to hate each other as much as we possibly can.
00:52:08.000 And so, but what is what's the overarching thing?
00:52:11.000 That's the older I get, the more I'm like, what is really fucking going on?
00:52:14.000 That's a big part of it.
00:52:15.000 You can't you can't let that happen, folks.
00:52:17.000 You can't let that happen.
00:52:18.000 And this is something that I've been saying for a long time.
00:52:20.000 Pretend I didn't say it.
00:52:21.000 Pretend somebody else said it if you don't like me.
00:52:24.000 We don't like we have to be a community.
00:52:26.000 This is the United States of America.
00:52:28.000 We're supposed to be a country.
00:52:29.000 Like, we can have differences of opinions.
00:52:32.000 Like when we're in the mothership green room, I my politics are so different than Ron White's, and Ron White's are so different than Brian Simpson's and Hassan somewhere in the middle.
00:52:42.000 His is different, and Tony's Tony's Tony, he's got his like Tony's.
00:52:47.000 We're all sitting here having conversations about things, but we're never like, hey, fuck you, you fucking fascist, you don't know like we're not calling people names.
00:52:55.000 We'll disagree on what happens if you get like I think you need a social safety net.
00:52:59.000 There's a lot of people who don't think that.
00:53:01.000 But when I was a kid, my family was on welfare.
00:53:03.000 We were poor.
00:53:04.000 Like it helps you.
00:53:05.000 It helps people eat, man.
00:53:06.000 Like this this is you're talking literally about people that could go hungry in the United States of America, which is step one to fix.
00:53:14.000 Right.
00:53:15.000 Like we it doesn't mean that you're gonna divide everybody's money amongst everybody else and it's gonna be con no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:53:22.000 You gotta have some social safety net.
00:53:24.000 You have to have food, you have to have housing, you should have education, all of it should be free.
00:53:29.000 College level education.
00:53:30.000 Why the fuck do you go broke getting educated?
00:53:33.000 Do we not want people to make if we're gonna subsidize anything in this country?
00:53:36.000 Wouldn't we subsidize education? 0.97
00:53:38.000 No, we're gonna subsidize corn. 0.94
00:53:40.000 We need more corn syrup.
00:53:42.000 We need more people getting fat and stupid.
00:53:44.000 It's crazy that there's pushback against that.
00:53:47.000 It doesn't mean that you think equal outcomes should exist.
00:53:50.000 No, hard work is real, discipline is real, it's important.
00:53:54.000 You want to have a good life, you gotta go after something.
00:53:57.000 Right.
00:53:57.000 You don't have a quality of outcome because you don't have a quality of effort.
00:54:02.000 It's that simple.
00:54:03.000 It really is.
00:54:03.000 And some people need a little extra help.
00:54:06.000 I think the the more and the look, and this is me saying something about you, knowing you as long as I've known you, that you're you're someone that's very generous and you've always been very generous, and you kind of instilled that in the community.
00:54:17.000 So a lot of people learned through you that, like, hey man, if you get more, you should probably want to give a little bit more.
00:54:22.000 Did you give more because it feels nice and it doesn't feel bad to you at all?
00:54:26.000 Right.
00:54:26.000 At all.
00:54:27.000 And it doesn't affect you.
00:54:28.000 You said that one time.
00:54:29.000 I don't know who was saying that you were like, what do you leave for a tip?
00:54:31.000 And someone said something, whatever the number was.
00:54:33.000 I'm not gonna call.
00:54:34.000 And then you go, why?
00:54:35.000 That's nothing.
00:54:36.000 If you left a little bit more, you wouldn't even know the difference.
00:54:38.000 You said leave that, you won't even know the difference.
00:54:40.000 And they're like, well, I don't know.
00:54:41.000 And you're like, you won't even know it's gone.
00:54:43.000 Because you're doing well, someone else you can lift up just a little bit more.
00:54:46.000 You give them a love bomb.
00:54:47.000 Yeah, dude.
00:54:47.000 It's just a little bit just a love bomb.
00:54:49.000 Give a little bit more.
00:54:50.000 I'd love tip it.
00:54:51.000 Because you when you you could l I like if I'm in Europe, it kind of bums me out because nobody wants tips.
00:54:58.000 It's a weird system because this system is flawed as it is, because I do think that people should be paid a living wage.
00:55:05.000 I don't think you should have to rely on the benefit uh the the the generosity of other people that you're serving.
00:55:11.000 That's kind of crazy too.
00:55:13.000 Yeah.
00:55:13.000 Because not everybody is like me.
00:55:15.000 A lot of people are fucking really stingy, man.
00:55:17.000 I know some people that really suck at tipping.
00:55:20.000 It's gross.
00:55:20.000 Call them out.
00:55:21.000 Here we go.
00:55:21.000 Here's the list.
00:55:21.000 Let's not do it.
00:55:23.000 But the point is, it's like when you do, if you can do it, like if you can live, if you're supposed to eat ten bucks and you leave a hundred, like, you know how good that feels to that person.
00:55:33.000 Oh, yeah.
00:55:33.000 They just like you gave them a little love bomb.
00:55:35.000 And if you've got some money in the bank, do you know that a hundred dollars is missing?
00:55:39.000 No, you don't know it.
00:55:40.000 You have no idea.
00:55:41.000 Right.
00:55:41.000 You drop a hundred in that fucking Starbucks bowl.
00:55:44.000 Who gives a shit?
00:55:45.000 Let's move on.
00:55:46.000 We're going to the we're going to the airport.
00:55:48.000 There's a lot of people listening that's like, I'm not doing that.
00:55:51.000 You don't have to do that.
00:55:52.000 But whatever you can do that doesn't affect you.
00:55:54.000 Look, if you're getting by and you're struggling, I get it, man.
00:55:57.000 I'm but that's not what I'm talking about.
00:55:59.000 I'm talking about once you're not, giving people a little is good.
00:56:03.000 It feels good.
00:56:04.000 It's nice.
00:56:05.000 And I think that carries through.
00:56:06.000 I think people start to see it as a cool thing to do.
00:56:09.000 So then it carries on, right?
00:56:11.000 Being nice is cool.
00:56:12.000 And it's the other thing is it's like you don't realize how much it benefits you.
00:56:16.000 Like it makes you feel good too.
00:56:18.000 Yeah.
00:56:18.000 It makes you feel good.
00:56:19.000 Oh, I love it.
00:56:20.000 It's a universal thing.
00:56:21.000 It like feeds it feeds its it feeds.
00:56:23.000 Yeah.
00:56:23.000 Yes.
00:56:24.000 Yes.
00:56:24.000 I'm going to say this one thing about the Kimmel thing, and then I'm done.
00:56:27.000 Because I didn't finish kind of my thought before, but I like Jimmy.
00:56:30.000 I texted him just to check in with him because I I've always liked him.
00:56:33.000 He's always been pretty cool to me.
00:56:35.000 Also, my buddy was like, Oh, crazy, you're like one of the last guests on Kimmel.
00:56:38.000 I did it like a week before he got dropped.
00:56:39.000 I was like, Oh, that'll be cool.
00:56:40.000 That'll fucking end my career of late night with his cancelled show.
00:56:45.000 But I I like to do it a lot.
00:56:47.000 And I think my beef with that world is I think they got so political and they had to ground themselves in it so much that it took away from how fun those shows could be.
00:56:59.000 Yeah.
00:56:59.000 So that's my biggest problem with all of them.
00:57:01.000 And it's not necessarily Jimmy's fault.
00:57:03.000 It's not any of the Colbert.
00:57:04.000 It's kind of that's just that the system that started to take place.
00:57:07.000 It's everybody's fault.
00:57:08.000 It's the president's fault too.
00:57:09.000 Because he's doing it back and forth with it.
00:57:12.000 But meanwhile, he got together in that dinner with Bill Maher, who's been talking shit about him for decades.
00:57:16.000 And apparently Bill Maher liked them.
00:57:18.000 They like each other.
00:57:19.000 Do you know how crazy that is that what works at the comedy store also works at the White House?
00:57:24.000 Just talk to them.
00:57:25.000 Talk to him.
00:57:25.000 Like how many times do you have a little beef with a comedian?
00:57:27.000 You get in front of them and you have a conversation with them, and then 20 minutes later, Mark Marin, 20 minutes later, you're hugging each other.
00:57:35.000 Right, because most people in person are cool.
00:57:38.000 But you get lost in whatever the fuck is in your head.
00:57:42.000 You're arguing with yourself, and with Trump, it's all about disrespect.
00:57:46.000 You know, if it feels disrespectful if he could turn those guys all into fans of his, we might save the world from a war.
00:57:53.000 And then see like, well, the person like that shouldn't be present.
00:57:57.000 You're right.
00:57:58.000 But also no one should be president because everybody has a little of that guy in them, which is what drives you the most nuts.
00:58:05.000 Everybody has a little of that.
00:58:07.000 Fuck you.
00:58:08.000 Even though I'm a president, I'm gonna call some girl I slept with horse face. 1.00
00:58:11.000 I'm gonna call Kim Jong-un Rocket Man. 0.88
00:58:14.000 Little Rocket Man.
00:58:16.000 There's no one should do that fucking job.
00:58:19.000 Understand?
00:58:20.000 It's crazy.
00:58:20.000 It's as crazy as wanting to be on late night TV.
00:58:24.000 It's antiquated.
00:58:25.000 It doesn't make any sense anymore.
00:58:26.000 It was a good job when there was like a hundred and fifty different fucking cities, and it was like, you know, a million people in the whole country, and you can kind of like keep it together.
00:58:35.000 We're at 330 plus who knows how many people snuck in during the last four years.
00:58:41.000 How many terrorist cells and every fucking thing's ready to spring to trick you into uh adopting some sort of a digital ID?
00:58:49.000 Yeah.
00:58:50.000 Yeah.
00:58:51.000 It's wild.
00:58:52.000 At the same time, they're making so much AI that they're not even going to be able to power it.
00:58:57.000 They the grid's not going to be able to handle it.
00:58:59.000 If we're gonna really compete in the AI race, we have to substantially improve the power grid and power output.
00:59:06.000 How do we do that?
00:59:08.000 You're asking the wrong guy.
00:59:10.000 But I know I read Brian Simpson sent me this today.
00:59:12.000 I'll send it to you, Jamie.
00:59:13.000 But I was looking at this, I was like, Jesus Christ.
00:59:16.000 This is one of those things where you're like, every time I started to think, well, well, if we take care of all oh, this too?
00:59:23.000 This too.
00:59:24.000 I saw this thing in Japan has these kinetic energy sidewalks, and it's uh because of the foot traffic, and so that kinetic energy transfers into stored energy.
00:59:34.000 We're gonna need nuclear, dude.
00:59:35.000 And we're gonna need a lot of it.
00:59:38.000 There's uh they're doing a uh a Google AI, and this Google AI, they're connecting to the construction of three different nuclear power plants.
00:59:50.000 Three big big you have to power the new God, Santino.
00:59:56.000 You gotta power the new God.
00:59:58.000 The new God requires a lot of electricity.
01:00:00.000 Yeah, God, he's hungry.
01:00:01.000 Look at this.
01:00:01.000 It needs energy.
01:00:02.000 Why now this may or may not be true because this is someone whiz of what is it?
01:00:08.000 Wiz of Dow WizOFI, Wiz of Fi.
01:00:12.000 No, whiz of AI.
01:00:13.000 Wizard.
01:00:14.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.
01:00:15.000 Oh my god, I'm retarded.
01:00:16.000 Is this AI then?
01:00:18.000 Um, it might be AI tricking us with a story about AI.
01:00:21.000 That White House tech meeting wasn't about AI.
01:00:24.000 Apple, Nvidia, Meta came for one reason to secure electricity before it runs out.
01:00:29.000 The real agenda of 500 billion dollar electricity crisis that could shut down AI development.
01:00:34.000 Here's what they're not telling you.
01:00:35.000 Dun dun dun.
01:00:37.000 Click on that.
01:00:38.000 I love the Zuckerberg photo they put up there that they use.
01:00:41.000 Uh every major tech CEO at the summit shared the same fear.
01:00:44.000 We don't have enough power for AI, not enough to run trillion parameter models, not enough to power hyperscale data centers, not enough to meet the chip demand that doubles every nine months.
01:00:56.000 Dude, doubles.
01:00:58.000 The media spun it as historic pledges for AI innovation, but behind closed doors, the conversation was blunt.
01:01:03.000 This might be just like a article they write about behind closed doors of the mothership.
01:01:07.000 Behind closed doorship, they're handing out Nazi pornophenalia and seagile and each other.
01:01:13.000 Most shocking deal so far, Microsoft just locked up all in all caps, all of the three mile island nuclear output.
01:01:21.000 837 megawatts, 20 year contract, plant won't even restart until 2028.
01:01:27.000 First of all, Three Mile Island is the place that melted down in like the 70s.
01:01:32.000 Do you remember that?
01:01:33.000 Yeah.
01:01:35.000 Who wants that spot? 1.00
01:01:36.000 Is that spot good?
01:01:37.000 Yeah.
01:01:37.000 Is it good now?
01:01:39.000 Like you guys had a meltdown there just 30 years ago.
01:01:41.000 Right.
01:01:42.000 How's that real estate?
01:01:42.000 Oh, like how many years ago was it?
01:01:44.000 I think it was 50.
01:01:45.000 Was it 50 years ago?
01:01:46.000 I just googled on my phone on an MPR article that says three mile island nuclear plant will reopen.
01:01:51.000 It's fine.
01:01:52.000 Microsoft data centers.
01:01:52.000 It's Microsoft owns it now.
01:01:54.000 Good.
01:01:55.000 It's fine.
01:01:57.000 Don't worry about it.
01:01:58.000 We covered it in Bill Gates' APL.
01:02:00.000 That stuff that they put around avocados.
01:02:02.000 What is that shit?
01:02:04.000 I don't know.
01:02:04.000 You tell me.
01:02:05.000 It helps things stay fresh.
01:02:06.000 Stay fresh longer.
01:02:07.000 Wait, go over the other slide, though.
01:02:09.000 What did that say?
01:02:09.000 The last thing said Microsoft already owns every future electron it will produce.
01:02:14.000 Say pre-bought.
01:02:15.000 We bought all that shit.
01:02:16.000 They bought the whole power plant.
01:02:17.000 It's like a wrapper.
01:02:18.000 But this is the thing.
01:02:19.000 I think you have to do that.
01:02:20.000 This is just Microsoft's solution to it.
01:02:23.000 Jamie, could you please uh Google uh Google what Google's AI is uh going to need and the amount of uh power plants that it's dedicating to this AI thing that it's doing.
01:02:36.000 God and this is again not quantum.
01:02:39.000 So quantum computing is a completely different level.
01:02:42.000 You have to you have to cool things down.
01:02:45.000 The entire is like this enormous machine that's entire the whole purpose of all the stuff and these tubes and shit is to get this chip so fucking cold, it's like it's in space.
01:02:58.000 It has to be like space cold.
01:03:01.000 Like it's what it was, it runs better when it's freezing.
01:03:03.000 It's the only way it works.
01:03:04.000 Right.
01:03:04.000 I don't understand it.
01:03:05.000 God, I hate that shit.
01:03:06.000 you want to know how strong it is?
01:03:08.000 Ready for this?
01:03:08.000 Yeah.
01:03:08.000 This is what Mark Andreessen said.
01:03:10.000 Quantum computing can take a s uh like an equation that this is Mark Andreessen's words.
01:03:17.000 That if you converted the entire universe, every atom in the entire universe into a supercomputer, the universe would die of heat death before it solved this equation.
01:03:29.000 And the quantum computer solved it in minutes.
01:03:34.000 In minutes.
01:03:35.000 Like in the time it takes you to take a shit while you're looking at Instagram.
01:03:39.000 It figured out something that would take the entire universe until it dies of heat death.
01:03:45.000 If you took every atom of the universe and you converted it into a supercomputer, the biggest fucking supercomputer, it would still, it's so complex that the universe would run out of time.
01:03:57.000 And this quantum computer did it in minutes.
01:04:00.000 And they're speculating like how could it do it?
01:04:02.000 And one of the main points of speculation is that it's proof of the multiverse.
01:04:06.000 And so they they're ban, you know, they have to explore every single possible idea.
01:04:10.000 And one of the most fantastical is that this is evidence that not only is this quantum computer able to harness impossible amounts of computational power, but then it shares it with an infinite number of these quantum computers that are in other directions or other dimensions, rather.
01:04:31.000 And so they're all simultaneously working on this project together, and they come up with a solution within minutes.
01:04:38.000 So it's far more intelligent than the entire universe.
01:04:46.000 If the universe was a supercomputer and it's in a room somewhere in Dallas.
01:04:52.000 It's down the street.
01:04:59.000 And you know, and he he kind of really um investigated extensively whether or not this kind of thing is possible.
01:05:05.000 It really is.
01:05:06.000 It's not just possible.
01:05:07.000 They're they're demonstrating.
01:05:09.000 So what we know about it, like as far as like press releases, conversations about it, it's very public.
01:05:15.000 But we don't know like what it's doing right now.
01:05:18.000 What is it doing right now?
01:05:19.000 You think they're gonna tell us?
01:05:20.000 What is today?
01:05:21.000 September 22nd.
01:05:22.000 Is that what it is?
01:05:23.000 Yeah.
01:05:23.000 September 22nd, 2025.
01:05:25.000 Are they gonna tell us what it's doing right now?
01:05:28.000 Maybe maybe it's like writing a new Bible.
01:05:32.000 You know?
01:05:33.000 Yeah, it's owned by maybe it's like I'm coming back.
01:05:36.000 Maybe it's God, like this is how God comes back.
01:05:38.000 It comes back through a supercomputer.
01:05:40.000 Yeah.
01:05:41.000 That's a trip, dude.
01:05:42.000 Well, it's not just a trip, it's plausible.
01:05:46.000 Yeah, no, it's probably happening right now.
01:05:47.000 I know I've been hit in the head a bunch of times, and uh I smoke a lot of weed, I'm half retarded.
01:05:52.000 But I might be right about this.
01:05:53.000 You might be right about this.
01:05:54.000 I think we're making a God.
01:05:56.000 We're creating a new God.
01:05:58.000 Yeah, we're creating a new God.
01:05:59.000 Or or these fucking arguments that people are having about Jimmy Kimmel are so fucking stupid.
01:06:06.000 You're in the middle of one of the craziest things that's ever happened to the human race, and you've got a feud between the president and a talk show host.
01:06:15.000 And the talk show host, the like he's getting we don't here's the thing about this whole deal that's going on.
01:06:24.000 We because we started talking about it, but we don't know if it affects we don't know if there was a conversation where someone said, Hey, if you get rid of this guy, I'll help this thing get across.
01:06:36.000 Because the deal it looks like the deal was you it was uh like a a thing where you can only have certain amount of stations, otherwise you'd have some sort of a monopoly, and they're gonna change the rule.
01:06:47.000 Is that correct?
01:06:48.000 Because star what's the name of the company again?
01:06:50.000 Star.
01:06:50.000 Next star.
01:06:51.000 Next star.
01:06:53.000 I think it's an FCC rule.
01:06:54.000 Either way, it's a rule that the FCC had talked about changing that you can't have over X like 34%.
01:06:59.000 They were they were gonna have the conversation to start it to see if this was possible to let you have more than a certain percentage.
01:07:05.000 And this is for TV stations, right?
01:07:07.000 Yeah, because they they earn own 192.
01:07:09.000 Is that that's the number?
01:07:10.000 It's something fucking.
01:07:11.000 This motherfucker's out here buying AM radio stations.
01:07:14.000 Okay.
01:07:15.000 If I was if I was if I was Nancy Belosi outside betting against him, like what are you doing?
01:07:20.000 You're going into TV today?
01:07:22.000 Today.
01:07:23.000 And you're you're going to TV and to get your deal to go through, you're going to expose the flaws of being on TV publicly to the world where you're going to get a guy removed to help your deal grease through.
01:07:36.000 You're literally gonna poison your own business.
01:07:40.000 Because people are gonna start questioning how does it why do you not why do you need a licensed why does the FCC like this is what you're really concerned about?
01:07:47.000 Yeah.
01:07:47.000 Like who is there a some sh can I see some emails?
01:07:53.000 Did you guys have dinner together?
01:07:55.000 Like can I see some fucking metadata where the cell phones were three days before this decision was reached.
01:08:02.000 So it's you don't know and then you've got Jimmy Kimmel who's like a feisty dude and he's like hey fuck you.
01:08:09.000 And if you're the guy who could say hey fuck you to the president he apparently didn't want to back down.
01:08:15.000 And not only did he not want to back down and he kind of ramped it up.
01:08:19.000 And so on Tuesday he went at 'em again yeah and he kind of talked about it and then they pulled the plug on it.
01:08:24.000 So like there's a lot of factors there.
01:08:27.000 You could say that maybe they thought that in this incredibly trying time after the murder of a political guy who is very controversial.
01:08:36.000 Like maybe we should take the temperature down a notch as a country.
01:08:40.000 But you just said it they exposed themselves though.
01:08:42.000 By doing that now you open up a weird Pandora's box of people they didn't play it out.
01:08:46.000 They didn't play it out.
01:08:47.000 You have to play 4D chess with that shit because like you you have a if I was working for them I would say hold on you have a very vulnerable business.
01:08:57.000 This business is kind of nonsense.
01:08:59.000 Anyone can anybody can make a channel and just throw it up on YouTube.
01:09:04.000 Anyone can make a website on Squarespace and stream video.
01:09:08.000 Like what are you doing?
01:09:09.000 And we're doing it they're happening right now more and more and more.
01:09:12.000 And also the numbers were they started expose the numbers.
01:09:14.000 It's supposed to do with the it's because it's the radio spectrum and that has to stay up for like emergency purposes.
01:09:22.000 Okay that makes sense too that's why that's the power went out YouTube would be gone right still exists.
01:09:28.000 That's interesting.
01:09:29.000 Well so you need some kind of a way to get signals across but but get guess what kids if the power goes out that's your last concern see you later the last concern is how many billets does Bobby have can I borrow some bullets from Bobby we gotta go shoot squirrels to stay alive.
01:09:46.000 There's no more squirrels we shot all the squirrels.
01:09:48.000 We have to move to where the animals live because w you think you live around animals but you live around a relative number of animals for an urban or suburban environment.
01:09:59.000 Once people start shooting the pigeons they go away real quick.
01:10:02.000 The passenger pigeon used to be one of the most populated birds on this country and they're extinct now.
01:10:10.000 The passenger pigeons were so numerous that they would fly overhead they would block out the sky.
01:10:15.000 You wouldn't be able to see yeah there was a million millions of them like a cloud a cloud of passenger pigeons that would fly over cities and just block out the sky.
01:10:25.000 Died out because of food because of what necessary we killed them all.
01:10:28.000 We killed them all kill them all.
01:10:29.000 We kill them all probably caught them with nets in the sky but we killed them yeah so it's like the animals are that we have around us like if you say oh I live in the suburbs I'm fine.
01:10:42.000 No no no no no no you're fine for a week you you're gonna be shooting deer out there for a week like no they're gonna go away.
01:10:51.000 You're not gonna have any more deer.
01:10:52.000 You're gonna have to live way away from people where there's a good population of animals a sustainable population.
01:10:58.000 And then they might figure out that that's where you live and they might not visit that spot anymore when they could realize they can just go 30 miles left which is you know what evolution's all about and then you gotta realize like oh that's why the Native Americans were nomadic. 0.86
01:11:11.000 Fuck so this beautiful log cabin you built you got to leave it behind and you gotta go chase around these fucking mule deers because it's the only way you're gonna stay alive and you're gonna sleep on the dirt with some stupid rolled up mattress that you carry around on your back. 1.00
01:11:25.000 Right.
01:11:25.000 Yeah that's what you have to do and that's how you have to live.
01:11:28.000 Right on the go.
01:11:28.000 Food and if you don't do that you'll die.
01:11:30.000 That's it.
01:11:32.000 So all this prepared nonsense about the FCC you can suck my dick that is such a small problem.
01:11:39.000 That's such a small problem but yeah man I'm not in favor of uh silencing talk show hosts it just but also as a talk show host you should be accurate you know and again I don't know if the narrative that the governor of Utah was saying is correct.
01:11:57.000 I don't know if that's even the kid that did it.
01:12:00.000 Things changed man you like people for the longest time thought Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone because the government told you that.
01:12:07.000 Right.
01:12:07.000 It wasn't until Dick Gregory came on the Geraldo Rivera show that people started to question that.
01:12:13.000 And were that was How many years later was that?
01:12:18.000 No, I think it was like eight.
01:12:22.000 Let's see.
01:12:23.000 It was 63.
01:12:26.000 It might have been nine.
01:12:27.000 It might have been like nine years later.
01:12:29.000 75.
01:12:30.000 75.
01:12:31.000 Twelve.
01:12:32.000 No.
01:12:33.000 Twelve years after the murder.
01:12:35.000 Finally.
01:12:36.000 Crazy.
01:12:37.000 So 12 years after the murder, people watch the Pruder film, and in the Zapruder film, you clearly see him grab his neck, like he got shot from the front, and then you see his head go back into the left when he gets hit with a headshot.
01:12:50.000 Back into the left.
01:12:50.000 So that alone made everybody go, Hol the fuck on.
01:12:55.000 Yeah.
01:12:55.000 And then they started looking into the conspiracy around the bullet.
01:13:00.000 So they they had said that there was three shots had rung out, and that he had hit Governor Connolly.
01:13:06.000 He had in the president had been hit twice.
01:13:09.000 The problem with that narrative was there was an underpass and a ricochet from the underpass where a bullet hit one of those little curbstones and hit a dude and fucked him up and he had to go to the hospital.
01:13:20.000 They documented that.
01:13:22.000 It became a on on record that this guy was hit with a ricochet.
01:13:26.000 And so now you got a problem because you have two bullets that have to have all these wounds.
01:13:31.000 One of them's gonna be the head shot, and then you got this other one that causes three fucking holes in two different people. 0.71
01:13:37.000 It's a lot of ricocheting, dude.
01:13:39.000 A lot of a lot of work for one bullet.
01:13:41.000 You've got to find the bullet in perfect condition on the gurney where they're bringing Lee Harvey Oswald's body in, which doesn't make any sense.
01:13:49.000 Like how is it even there?
01:13:50.000 Oh, he just happened to go collect it after he shot him in the head, and then he put it in his pocket, and then he just when then they killed him, they dropped it off.
01:13:59.000 Like, what are you talking about?
01:14:00.000 It doesn't make any sense.
01:14:02.000 Excuse me, it was Connolly's body.
01:14:04.000 That's what it was.
01:14:04.000 It was in the gurney for Connolly's body.
01:14:06.000 But either way, like shut the fuck up. 0.68
01:14:08.000 How's that bullet getting on the gurney?
01:14:10.000 And how's it imperfect for it just fell out of him?
01:14:13.000 Oh, look.
01:14:14.000 It's right there.
01:14:14.000 Look, and it looks like it's been shot through pillows.
01:14:16.000 Have you ever seen the magic bullet?
01:14:18.000 Uh-uh.
01:14:18.000 Take a look at it.
01:14:19.000 Jamie, show this motherfucker what how the government was lying to people in 1963.
01:14:24.000 But then if you could call them out, they go, okay, fine, whatever.
01:14:26.000 They don't no one cares because nothing happened.
01:14:29.000 It's 2025.
01:14:30.000 Nobody cares.
01:14:31.000 I'll show you some shit in 1963 that's 100% bullshit.
01:14:35.000 Yeah.
01:14:35.000 100% bullshit.
01:14:36.000 Even when they admit it, though, right?
01:14:37.000 What is this?
01:14:38.000 Didn't we just have a military plane shoot a UFO, right?
01:14:40.000 Didn't we just have this?
01:14:41.000 Yes, with a hellfire missile.
01:14:43.000 It's so funny.
01:14:43.000 Bounce right now.
01:14:45.000 Why we shoot at UFOs?
01:14:46.000 So look at that.
01:14:47.000 That's the bullet.
01:14:48.000 Oh.
01:14:48.000 That's the bullet that's supposedly carved out of wood.
01:14:51.000 It's it's a perfect bullet.
01:14:53.000 It's so dumb.
01:14:54.000 And I've had arguments with people.
01:14:55.000 Well, it's actually not, it's misshapen.
01:14:57.000 I'm like, how many bullets have you shot, bitch? 1.00
01:15:00.000 How many fucking things have you shot with a bullet and taking a look at it?
01:15:03.000 I bet I've shot a lot more than you.
01:15:05.000 And I'll tell you what, when bullets hit things, they distort.
01:15:08.000 Yeah, they don't look like that.
01:15:09.000 They don't look like that.
01:15:10.000 And they definitely don't leave more fragments in Governor Connolly's body than we're missing from the actual bullet itself.
01:15:17.000 That that the idea of that ricochet moving through.
01:15:23.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00
01:15:24.000 But bullets do do weird things.
01:15:26.000 They do.
01:15:26.000 But that is insane.
01:15:28.000 Yeah, that's kooky.
01:15:29.000 Taking a left turn.
01:15:30.000 The only reason why they had to come up with that kooky reason is because the guy in the underpass.
01:15:35.000 Because in the time it took for the limousine to pass through.
01:15:39.000 And have you ever been in that area?
01:15:41.000 Oh yeah.
01:15:41.000 It's cool.
01:15:42.000 Dealy Plaza's weird.
01:15:43.000 It's weird.
01:15:44.000 Like you you're there, you're like, whoa.
01:15:45.000 And it's little.
01:15:46.000 Yeah, it's tinier than you think.
01:15:47.000 On TV it looks so big when you saw the footage of it.
01:15:51.000 And then when you see uh the distance too, that was the first thing I said.
01:15:55.000 Easy.
01:15:55.000 Chris O'Connor, I go.
01:15:56.000 Easy shot.
01:15:57.000 Easy shot.
01:15:58.000 Yeah, people that's saying, oh, he could have never made that shot.
01:16:00.000 Yeah, you could.
01:16:01.000 That wasn't that far at all.
01:16:02.000 I anybody saying that you couldn't make that shot.
01:16:04.000 I could get my friend Andy, my friend Andy works with you for a week.
01:16:07.000 You can make that shot.
01:16:08.000 100%.
01:16:09.000 100%.
01:16:10.000 It wasn't far as you skeptics.
01:16:12.000 Yeah.
01:16:12.000 It's not that hard.
01:16:13.000 No, it's a good thing.
01:16:13.000 I could do it.
01:16:14.000 I can make that shot.
01:16:15.000 Easy.
01:16:16.000 But it's a tri it's a it's it is really condensed how quick you get to that turn.
01:16:20.000 Like it's faster than it's faster, but the tri the car's not going fast.
01:16:24.000 And he's got a scope on the rifle.
01:16:25.000 And he's got a rifle that was substantially newer than the one that this guy just killed Charlie Kirk with allegedly.
01:16:31.000 Yeah, because that was a World War I, is that what they say?
01:16:33.000 Yeah.
01:16:34.000 Well, that I think were they his was a Carcano, right?
01:16:41.000 Is that what it was?
01:16:42.000 The Lee Harvey Oswald one.
01:16:44.000 And this one supposedly is a Mauser.
01:16:46.000 Is it the same?
01:16:47.000 That might be the same thing.
01:16:48.000 There it is.
01:16:49.000 Is it the same gun?
01:16:51.000 I don't look like the same gun.
01:16:52.000 No, but that's just a different stock.
01:16:54.000 And so what was the name of the gun that Lee Harvey Oswald supposedly shot JFK with?
01:17:00.000 This is the other thing.
01:17:01.000 The Lee Harvey Oswald thing.
01:17:02.000 This is the one of the things that the uh the doubters of whether or not he could make that shot always say.
01:17:08.000 Like the scope was off.
01:17:10.000 A carcana.
01:17:11.000 Okay, it's a carcano.
01:17:13.000 And then this kid was a Mauser, correct?
01:17:15.000 Yeah.
01:17:16.000 Alright.
01:17:16.000 So it's a different rifle.
01:17:17.000 But the the point is, like the Mauser that this kid had is substantially older than the rifle that in 1963 shot JFK.
01:17:28.000 That's kind of kooky.
01:17:29.000 When uh a good hunting rifle, first of all, everybody's uncle has one.
01:17:34.000 It's like how many at least one.
01:17:36.000 There's so many hunting rifles out there.
01:17:37.000 You can get a hunting rifle.
01:17:38.000 It's not a hard rifle to get.
01:17:40.000 It's one of the most common rifles that people possess because there's a lot of people that you know they don't want to go to the range and what but they do go deer hunting every couple of years, so they have a 30 odd six.
01:17:50.000 That's a regular normal deer hunting round.
01:17:52.000 Right.
01:17:54.000 Maybe one of the most common, huh?
01:17:55.000 You see those all the time.
01:17:56.000 Super common.
01:17:57.000 If you get meat heady, you get to like 300 wind mag, you start picking up the pace.
01:18:02.000 Yeah.
01:18:02.000 And you start yeah, you start jogging a little bit.
01:18:04.000 Moose hunters, moose hunters want a heavier round.
01:18:07.000 Big.
01:18:07.000 They want a big round.
01:18:08.000 Moose hunters like a 300 wind mag.
01:18:10.000 Uh good one.
01:18:11.000 I have I shot a moose.
01:18:13.000 Yeah.
01:18:13.000 How much do they weigh?
01:18:14.000 Oh, it was a big fucker.
01:18:16.000 I'm on the cover of uh Hunt magazine of Peterson's hunting from like 2001 or something like that, with a moose leg over my shoulder from a moose we shot.
01:18:28.000 That's a good when you said that.
01:18:29.000 That's a good title for the magazine.
01:18:30.000 It's a big fucker.
01:18:32.000 It's big.
01:18:32.000 It's a big moose.
01:18:34.000 I saw a huge moose last week in Utah.
01:18:37.000 God, it was a majestic.
01:18:39.000 We were looking at him through our by nose.
01:18:41.000 He was so big.
01:18:43.000 Like moose are so much bigger than any of the other deer species.
01:18:47.000 Like elk are huge.
01:18:48.000 And then deer so it goes like it's weird because there's deer species that are teeny tiny deers.
01:18:56.000 Like there's a thing called the Coos Deer that is in uh Arizona, and it's a little tiny deer.
01:19:01.000 It's like a 90-pound deer.
01:19:02.000 A little tiny fucker. 1.00
01:19:03.000 Never seen it.
01:19:03.000 Yeah, it's a desert deer.
01:19:05.000 And then like as you get to colder and colder weather, you get bigger and bigger animals.
01:19:09.000 There's some sort of a weird that's there's actual signs to it.
01:19:12.000 It's like to keep their body temperature higher.
01:19:14.000 Like so deer that live in Mexico are generally smaller bodied than a deer who lives in like Saskatchewan.
01:19:21.000 Like they the deers get big up there.
01:19:23.000 And then you get where it's really cold, you start getting moose.
01:19:26.000 And those motherfuckers are big. 1.00
01:19:29.000 I saw one in Banff.
01:19:30.000 I I couldn't fuck him.
01:19:31.000 I didn't I I was like it almost didn't compute.
01:19:33.000 I thought, man, that looks fake.
01:19:34.000 It looks fake.
01:19:35.000 It's so fucking big.
01:19:36.000 There's a video of these people driving on the highway and the moose is on the median.
01:19:39.000 Have you ever seen that?
01:19:40.000 Yeah, dude.
01:19:41.000 Not the one when it gets hit.
01:19:42.000 No, we've watched that.
01:19:43.000 One of the first times I did the show, we watched that fucking thing.
01:19:46.000 It makes me laugh every time.
01:19:47.000 No, the moose a recent one that someone posted because he was a massive bull moose and he's walking along the media.
01:19:54.000 By the way, if you're ever in the wild and you see a deer, don't worry about it.
01:19:59.000 If you see an elk, eh, don't get close, but don't worry about it.
01:20:03.000 If you see a moose, run.
01:20:05.000 You're fucked.
01:20:06.000 Run.
01:20:07.000 They might come for you.
01:20:08.000 They might come get you.
01:20:09.000 You get out of your car and you're like 20 yards from your car, and there's a moose 200 yards away, and he sees you and you see him.
01:20:15.000 Get back in your fucking car.
01:20:16.000 Get out of there.
01:20:17.000 Get back in your car.
01:20:17.000 Because if they just decide to stomp you out, and they do that sometimes.
01:20:21.000 They'll just they might have had some bad interactions with people.
01:20:24.000 Some assholes might have thrown snowballs at them. 1.00
01:20:26.000 They might associate people with being a problem.
01:20:28.000 They might have been there when a hunter took down one of their buddies.
01:20:32.000 Get out.
01:20:33.000 That's the one deer that'll kill you. 0.98
01:20:35.000 They'll stomp you. 1.00
01:20:36.000 What a shitty way to die, too.
01:20:40.000 Gigantic 1800 pound thing just stomping you out. 0.77
01:20:45.000 No, get out of there.
01:20:46.000 Jamie, see if you can find that one where the giant moose is walking along the median.
01:20:52.000 Bro, it's so nuts.
01:20:54.000 Because these people were in their car.
01:20:56.000 No.
01:20:56.000 No, it's on the highway.
01:20:58.000 Maybe say oh, that's pretty cool though.
01:21:02.000 Jesus Christ.
01:21:03.000 going to Tim Hortons.
01:21:04.000 Bro, look at the size of that thing.
01:21:06.000 Oh.
01:21:07.000 Just eating a tree.
01:21:09.000 It's so huge.
01:21:10.000 Yeah, look at the people by next to that car.
01:21:11.000 Look at the size difference of those people outside taking a picture by his car.
01:21:14.000 By the way, those people are idiots. 0.95
01:21:16.000 Oh my god, lady, don't do that. 0.99
01:21:19.000 Don't do that.
01:21:21.000 And I mean this is I'm not saying that look at that one run through.
01:21:24.000 Like that's that's a cow, too.
01:21:26.000 Or maybe a well, it's probably a cow. 0.74
01:21:28.000 Might be a bull that lost its antlers.
01:21:31.000 Like, look at this fucker.
01:21:32.000 Dude, look at the size of him.
01:21:36.000 Oh.
01:21:37.000 And it'd be a big thing.
01:21:38.000 Average moose is 1,400 pounds.
01:21:40.000 Average.
01:21:41.000 Jesus.
01:21:42.000 They're so big.
01:21:43.000 It's just like if you see them, look at that.
01:21:46.000 It's unbelievable.
01:21:47.000 If you see that, don't go towards it.
01:21:51.000 Okay.
01:21:51.000 Trust me.
01:21:52.000 This is not a movie.
01:21:53.000 You don't live in a fucking movie.
01:21:55.000 Go back to that one up top, though.
01:21:56.000 That one right there.
01:21:57.000 Yeah.
01:21:58.000 I mean, this is genuinely.
01:21:59.000 This is a fucking dinosaur.
01:22:01.000 Yeah.
01:22:01.000 You're looking at a dinosaur.
01:22:04.000 That's insane.
01:22:04.000 It's insane.
01:22:06.000 Yeah, I I saw one in Banff.
01:22:07.000 I went to Banff National Forest.
01:22:09.000 And I it was stunning, beautiful.
01:22:11.000 We come around the corner and there's crazy traffic.
01:22:13.000 And I was like, what is going on?
01:22:15.000 And we see people getting out of their cars.
01:22:16.000 I'm like, oh shit, something bad happened.
01:22:18.000 I'm thinking it's an accident or something.
01:22:19.000 It's on a bend.
01:22:20.000 Look at that.
01:22:20.000 That's the one.
01:22:21.000 This is the one.
01:22:22.000 Oh my god, dude.
01:22:23.000 That's a big moose. 0.64
01:22:26.000 Look at how much antler he has on him at antler growth.
01:22:29.000 That's an old moose.
01:22:31.000 What do you think, though?
01:22:32.000 I don't know, age-wise.
01:22:33.000 Like, what is that?
01:22:33.000 How old would that be?
01:22:34.000 That's probably a 10-year-old moose.
01:22:36.000 Because he also looks like he's losing a little mass in his uh upper body.
01:22:41.000 Like a maybe not.
01:22:43.000 Tough to say.
01:22:44.000 He's he's like right on the peak of his prime.
01:22:47.000 Like he's probably gonna life's gonna start sucking.
01:22:50.000 Pretty soon.
01:22:51.000 Pretty soon.
01:22:51.000 He's gonna have a little hitch in his step.
01:22:54.000 He hurt he ate a discs.
01:22:55.000 And he's probably look at the size of that.
01:22:56.000 And he's probably only eight or nine years old.
01:22:59.000 They only live till 12, 13, something.
01:23:01.000 Yes, they're super lucky.
01:23:02.000 Wow.
01:23:03.000 That life is hard.
01:23:04.000 They have freeze-offs.
01:23:06.000 Like there was a freeze-off in Utah where uh a buddy of mine hunts at freeze off.
01:23:12.000 Freeze-off 87% of their deer died.
01:23:15.000 What?
01:23:16.000 87%.
01:23:17.000 That's all of it.
01:23:18.000 They froze to death.
01:23:19.000 Wow.
01:23:19.000 87%.
01:23:21.000 God damn.
01:23:21.000 Yeah.
01:23:22.000 Why?
01:23:22.000 They couldn't seek shelter in enough time to live.
01:23:24.000 They don't have shelter.
01:23:25.000 Deer don't have shelter.
01:23:26.000 Dear deer are just warm.
01:23:28.000 They're very hot blooded.
01:23:29.000 Like if you ever go deer hunting and you get a deer, when you put your hand, like when you're gutting it and everything, you're amazed at how hot they are.
01:23:36.000 Their bodies are hot.
01:23:37.000 Is it he freeze to death?
01:23:39.000 From frozen in place.
01:23:41.000 Average weekly temperature was minus 35 degrees.
01:23:44.000 So could they re-animate if it warmed up?
01:23:47.000 Yeah, for sure.
01:23:48.000 Call Frankenstein.
01:23:50.000 This is a new Frankenstein coming out.
01:23:51.000 Yeah, dude.
01:23:52.000 It looks sick.
01:23:53.000 Deer comes back.
01:23:54.000 It's uh what's his face, too?
01:23:55.000 Peaky blinders.
01:23:56.000 Killian Murphy.
01:23:57.000 Yes.
01:23:58.000 That guy's the fucking man.
01:23:59.000 He's the fucking man, dude.
01:24:00.000 He's gonna be Frankenstein?
01:24:02.000 Yeah.
01:24:02.000 That's why.
01:24:03.000 And he's the doctor, I believe.
01:24:04.000 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:24:05.000 So everybody thinks Frankenstein's the monster.
01:24:07.000 No, Frankenstein's the doctor.
01:24:09.000 Right.
01:24:09.000 And the monsters.
01:24:11.000 Frankenstein's monster.
01:24:12.000 Right.
01:24:13.000 Yeah.
01:24:13.000 Oh, look at this.
01:24:14.000 Play this a little.
01:24:16.000 I did.
01:24:22.000 Standard music.
01:24:23.000 I had a vision.
01:24:28.000 An idea took shape.
01:24:32.000 In my mind.
01:24:35.000 Inevitable.
01:24:37.000 Freeze off.
01:24:38.000 Unavoidable.
01:24:42.000 until it became truth Only monsters play God.
01:25:07.000 Seeking life.
01:25:14.000 I created death.
01:25:34.000 Victor.
01:25:37.000 Yo.
01:25:38.000 Okay, that's not Killian Murphy.
01:25:41.000 Christoph Waltz.
01:25:41.000 Gamble de Toro directed.
01:25:43.000 Christoph Waltz, maybe.
01:25:45.000 I don't know.
01:25:45.000 Yeah, I was Jacob Perordi.
01:25:47.000 I thought it was uh Killian Murphy.
01:25:48.000 Someone told me that.
01:25:48.000 Still a great little wall.
01:25:49.000 Just listen to it and then they're spout it out.
01:25:51.000 I spout out.
01:25:52.000 That's how misinformation gets spread.
01:25:53.000 That's a good line.
01:25:54.000 Santa Files on the FCC, they'd pull me.
01:25:55.000 And they should be.
01:25:56.000 They'd pull me for that.
01:25:57.000 And I'm l I've say that to the SCC now, pull this show off the air of CC.
01:26:00.000 Get on it, man.
01:26:01.000 Yeah, that they try to do that too.
01:26:03.000 Even though it's on the internet.
01:26:05.000 But the point is with this Jimmy Kimball thing.
01:26:08.000 If you let this happen, it's gonna be able to happen with something that you agree with.
01:26:13.000 Everything across the board.
01:26:14.000 Yeah, if you're a person who's on the right who's happy that he's getting pulled, yeah, fuck him.
01:26:18.000 Like if his show goes away because of bad ratings, that's one thing.
01:26:21.000 And you want to celebrate it, go ahead.
01:26:24.000 But you don't want it to happen this way, kids.
01:26:26.000 You don't want to give that kind of power away all of a sudden.
01:26:29.000 You know, and people could say, well, they've always had that power, and they you know, and it's true.
01:26:34.000 And look, the FCC find Howard Stern a fucking preposterous amount of money.
01:26:39.000 You know, Howard Stern was doing he was doing shit on the radio that no one had ever even thought about doing.
01:26:46.000 Yeah.
01:26:47.000 Like you want to talk about like a real pioneer.
01:26:49.000 That motherfucker when he was on the radio, I know he's all he's a little woke now and he likes to wear a mask.
01:26:54.000 He's the different guy than he was back.
01:26:56.000 He's a different guy.
01:26:57.000 He's making girls ride Sybians live in the fucking I get it. 1.00
01:27:01.000 Uh but I just still respect the guy who did it in the beginning.
01:27:05.000 And the point is, without that guy, we would not be here.
01:27:08.000 And that m the amount of money they find him during the Bush administration.
01:27:12.000 Like people forget.
01:27:13.000 So that was the right.
01:27:14.000 The right at the time was going after Howard for indecency.
01:27:20.000 And so I think it was because he was criticizing George Bush.
01:27:24.000 I think that was the find out if that is that's like the narrative.
01:27:28.000 I'm reading through that.
01:27:29.000 That's the I was the same comparison with the Kimmel thing, though.
01:27:33.000 I think the fines go to the actual like local parenting company.
01:27:37.000 Yeah.
01:27:38.000 Company.
01:27:38.000 Not ABC.
01:27:39.000 It's the local company.
01:27:43.000 Because the local because that was the whole discrepancy, right?
01:27:46.000 So they're pressing local people to go take this down.
01:27:49.000 Exactly.
01:27:50.000 Because they can't afford it.
01:27:51.000 So they're trying to crush the business.
01:27:52.000 And the way they would try to try it with Howard Stern, it was they were using obscenity.
01:27:56.000 Or indecency.
01:27:57.000 I think indecency is right, right?
01:28:00.000 But it's hard to then they found they fun they um fined rather.
01:28:06.000 What was his company that he worked for?
01:28:08.000 He worked for a very large media company.
01:28:11.000 I think they got hit with a big one.
01:28:12.000 Well, that one says Infinity clipped uh in eighty in ninety four.
01:28:16.000 It was six hundred grand in ninety four.
01:28:18.000 Yeah, in Infinity in nineteen ninety-five included a one point seven one five million dollar payment to dismiss all outstanding indecency cases.
01:28:26.000 So they hit him for one point seven million in ninety-five.
01:28:31.000 How much is one point seven?
01:28:33.000 What is that in today's dollars?
01:28:35.000 Oh, I like guessing this.
01:28:36.000 Let's do this.
01:28:37.000 Hold on.
01:28:37.000 95, 1.7 million?
01:28:39.000 Yeah.
01:28:39.000 I'm guessing.
01:28:41.000 No.
01:28:42.000 Six?
01:28:42.000 Four three and some change, maybe four.
01:28:45.000 95 dollars?
01:28:45.000 I'm saying seven.
01:28:47.000 Three and change.
01:28:48.000 I say four.
01:28:48.000 Four roof.
01:28:49.000 You say seven roof.
01:28:50.000 I'm thinking about Afghanistan, how much money they pumped into that.
01:28:53.000 I'm thinking about Iraq, how much money they blew on that. 0.56
01:28:55.000 They printed.
01:28:56.000 They printed money the entire time.
01:28:58.000 It caused inflation.
01:29:00.000 That's why everything's so expensive.
01:29:01.000 I'm going through my head, I'm like, no.
01:29:03.000 I see that math.
01:29:04.000 I feel like it's about seven.
01:29:06.000 Jamie, what is it?
01:29:07.000 Then and now.
01:29:09.000 U.S. inflation calculator.
01:29:10.000 That's the one I use all the time.
01:29:11.000 I do this literally all the time.
01:29:12.000 I don't know why I'm obsessed with when someone's like, Do you know how much that was back then?
01:29:16.000 I hate when people do that.
01:29:18.000 It doesn't matter.
01:29:18.000 I'm always like, what is that now?
01:29:19.000 What is that in today's dollar?
01:29:21.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00
01:29:23.000 What is that now?
01:29:24.000 Alright, I'm saying four at the most.
01:29:26.000 No more than four.
01:29:27.000 1.7.
01:29:28.000 It's gotta be like seven million.
01:29:31.000 Jamie.
01:29:32.000 I'm stuck on a Google thing, I mean I have the wrong one.
01:29:34.000 Jamie, Jamie, Jamie.
01:29:35.000 What run it through AI.
01:29:38.000 I figured that would have popped up.
01:29:40.000 You don't have crypto, do you, dude?
01:29:42.000 I got a little.
01:29:43.000 You do.
01:29:43.000 But not much.
01:29:44.000 I think it's mostly nonsense.
01:29:46.000 I'm gonna run it through Chat GPT.
01:29:48.000 Yeah, see what see what the chat says.
01:29:50.000 Okay, what was the number?
01:29:52.000 1.7.
01:29:54.000 Right?
01:29:54.000 1.7 something.
01:29:57.000 What is 1.7 million dollars in 1995 in today's dollar?
01:30:12.000 What?
01:30:12.000 Oh math.
01:30:14.000 She's transcribing.
01:30:15.000 3.7.
01:30:16.000 3.7.
01:30:19.000 Ooh, the kid was right.
01:30:21.000 This is taking a long time.
01:30:22.000 He's got it.
01:30:23.000 Yep, 3.6 according to chat GPT.
01:30:27.000 Okay.
01:30:27.000 You nailed it.
01:30:28.000 Damn, dude.
01:30:28.000 I should have fucking thank you, huh?
01:30:31.000 That's very good.
01:30:32.000 That makes me feel better.
01:30:33.000 I was thinking it was gonna be about seven.
01:30:36.000 Because everybody when I was a kid, for 50 grand a year, you live like a king.
01:30:41.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:30:42.000 You had a house, you had a car, you had a boat.
01:30:45.000 You had a second family.
01:30:46.000 Two towns over.
01:30:48.000 Fifty grand, you were killing it.
01:30:50.000 I think I I think someone said, and I like my grandfather was a firefighter.
01:30:54.000 And I think back then he was making I want to say it was right around there, like thirty or forty grand or something like that.
01:31:02.000 And it was like really good money.
01:31:04.000 Um yeah, that was good money back then.
01:31:06.000 If you made 40 grand a year.
01:31:07.000 And the houses were 20 grand or whatever.
01:31:09.000 We're very reasonable.
01:31:11.000 Yeah.
01:31:11.000 Yeah.
01:31:12.000 Now we're fucked.
01:31:14.000 Now, young kids right now are really fucked.
01:31:16.000 Because another thing that's happening is these giant corporations are buying up houses so they could just rent them.
01:31:21.000 Yeah, it's a trip.
01:31:23.000 Well, the rental future is real, right?
01:31:24.000 They say that all the time.
01:31:25.000 That's what it's gonna be.
01:31:26.000 Not for everybody, but you know a lot.
01:31:29.000 It's just weird.
01:31:30.000 The whole thing is weird.
01:31:31.000 It's just it it always goes into more and more control.
01:31:35.000 And these same people are gonna be the people that are gonna be in charge of artificial general superintelligence.
01:31:42.000 Right.
01:31:43.000 Until it's not listening anymore.
01:31:45.000 And then what?
01:31:46.000 And then what?
01:31:47.000 Then it's God.
01:31:49.000 Then it's God.
01:31:50.000 Yeah, so these people who want to look it's like uh they're like Frankenstein.
01:31:54.000 They're like, I'll control it.
01:31:55.000 And Frankenstein eventually kills the doctor.
01:31:58.000 Spoiler alert.
01:31:58.000 Yeah.
01:31:59.000 I don't know if you guys saw it.
01:32:00.000 If you read the actual book, the Mary Shelley book.
01:32:05.000 She apparently what wrote that book.
01:32:08.000 It was like her and a bunch of friends went away for like a weekend somewhere.
01:32:12.000 Like a like some sort of like a vacation.
01:32:15.000 Yeah, like a retreat getaway, and they were all friends, and they all decide to write the scariest story.
01:32:19.000 That's pretty true.
01:32:20.000 I think that's the st my daughter actually told me this.
01:32:23.000 That's the Mary Shelley tale.
01:32:25.000 Yeah.
01:32:25.000 See tell me if that's true, Jamie.
01:32:27.000 I'm pretty sure that's how it all went down.
01:32:29.000 And uh she fucking nailed it, son.
01:32:33.000 This is kind of a that's a she wrote that book in the eighteen hundreds.
01:32:37.000 So this this begs this question.
01:32:39.000 Do you think Dylan has talked about this?
01:32:43.000 That when they're like, could you there's an interview where Dylan's like, they're like, could you write that song today?
01:32:47.000 Bob Dylan?
01:32:48.000 Yeah, and they he was like, No.
01:32:50.000 Because something else was living through me.
01:32:52.000 Like as if like something was empowering them to do this and write that story.
01:32:57.000 There's a little of that, right?
01:32:58.000 Yeah.
01:32:58.000 So this is a story, the summer of 1816.
01:33:01.000 Mary Shelley, Percy and Claire took a visit to Claire's lover, Lord Byron.
01:33:06.000 My lover, Lord Byron.
01:33:08.000 Please come with me by horseback to visit my lover.
01:33:12.000 Come to Geneva.
01:33:13.000 Come to Geneva.
01:33:14.000 Poor weather conditions, more akin to a winter, forced Byron and the visitors to stay indoors to help pass.
01:33:20.000 Imagine you get all the way out to this fucking dude's shitty house in Geneva.
01:33:24.000 Can't even go out.
01:33:25.000 You just have to huddle by the fire to stay alive.
01:33:28.000 To help pass the time.
01:33:29.000 There's no electricity, bro.
01:33:31.000 1816.
01:33:32.000 Byron suggested he, Mary Percy, and Byron's physician have a competition to write the best ghost story while stuck indoors.
01:33:41.000 Mary was just 18 years old when she won the contest with her creation of Frankenstein. 0.84
01:33:46.000 Isn't that wild?
01:33:47.000 That's what I mean, though.
01:33:48.000 What other books did she write?
01:33:49.000 Why haven't I read her other books?
01:33:52.000 Because I read Frankenstein when I was a kid.
01:33:54.000 Her mother was famous, right?
01:33:55.000 Wasn't her mom famous?
01:33:56.000 Was she?
01:33:57.000 Go up to the top real fast.
01:33:59.000 Well, they did know a Lord.
01:34:00.000 And it was so lava.
01:34:03.000 Yeah, click on her. 0.85
01:34:04.000 What a dirty girl. 1.00
01:34:05.000 Going to visit a guy to fuck and you're not even married in the 1800s.
01:34:08.000 That's a wild move back then.
01:34:10.000 Oh no, her mom died when she was 11 days after giving birth.
01:34:14.000 Oh she was for her father married a neighbor, Mary Jane Claremont.
01:34:18.000 With whom Mary had a troubled relationship.
01:34:20.000 But of course.
01:34:22.000 Stepom.
01:34:23.000 1814, Mary began a romance with one of her father's political pa followers, Percy Bysh.
01:34:30.000 How do you say that name?
01:34:31.000 Bish? 1.00
01:34:32.000 Percy by Shelley.
01:34:34.000 Shelley.
01:34:34.000 B Y S S H E Shelley.
01:34:37.000 By she?
01:34:37.000 Who was already married?
01:34:39.000 Oh, yeah.
01:34:39.000 Together with stepsister Claire.
01:34:41.000 Percy.
01:34:42.000 Together with her stepsister Claire Claremont.
01:34:45.000 Who fucking named her? 1.00
01:34:47.000 Claire Claremont.
01:34:48.000 Boring ass people.
01:34:50.000 My name is Joe Joseph.
01:34:53.000 She left.
01:34:54.000 She and Percy left for France and traveled through Europe upon their return to England.
01:34:58.000 Mary was pregnant with Percy's child.
01:34:59.000 That quick.
01:35:00.000 Wow.
01:35:00.000 Bam.
01:35:01.000 Rockin'.
01:35:02.000 That's how they did it back then, because you never knew when you were going to die.
01:35:04.000 Yeah, you're gonna die within the next month or two.
01:35:06.000 You get pregnant when you're eighteen. 0.73
01:35:06.000 It's like great. 0.73
01:35:07.000 Yeah, good.
01:35:08.000 Maybe maybe people will survive.
01:35:10.000 Over the next two years, she and Percy face ostracism, constant debt, and the death of their prematurely born daughter.
01:35:17.000 Oh my god.
01:35:17.000 They married in late 1860 after the suicide of Percy Shelley's wife.
01:35:21.000 Oh my god, the lady killed herself because they were fucking. 1.00
01:35:25.000 Did she kill herself, Joe?
01:35:27.000 That's a good question.
01:35:29.000 There's no forensics in 1860.
01:35:31.000 Did someone disassemble a rifle and a backpack?
01:35:35.000 And then screw it back together again and leave it in the woods.
01:35:38.000 The cops were like, what happened here?
01:35:39.000 They're like, oh, she took her own life.
01:35:42.000 Moving on.
01:35:42.000 The Shelleys left Britain in 1818 for Italy, where the second and third children died before Shelly gave birth to her last and only surviving child.
01:35:50.000 Oh my god.
01:35:51.000 Times are so hard back then, dude.
01:35:53.000 That was normal where your kids would just die.
01:35:55.000 Just most of your kids died.
01:35:56.000 Catch some fucking horrible infection.
01:35:58.000 There's no antibiotics, you're just dead.
01:36:04.000 When did she die?
01:36:04.000 Go over to the right there.
01:36:05.000 Mary Shelley live to be what?
01:36:08.000 53.
01:36:08.000 Wow.
01:36:09.000 She was a brain tumor, which killed her at the age of 53.
01:36:14.000 That's kind of crazy, right?
01:36:16.000 A brain tumor took her out.
01:36:17.000 God, she looks like somebody.
01:36:19.000 That photo is creepy.
01:36:20.000 She looks like someone.
01:36:21.000 Like in the modern day that I know.
01:36:23.000 Right.
01:36:24.000 Someone that you know?
01:36:25.000 No, she looks like. 0.93
01:36:26.000 She reminds me of the face of this girl who's like a comedian on TikTok.
01:36:31.000 It's so weird.
01:36:32.000 She has that same like you remember her name, dude.
01:36:35.000 It looks just like her.
01:36:36.000 It's weird.
01:36:37.000 It's so weird.
01:36:38.000 Well I hate that when they show people from you know, like a hundred years ago and now of like a celebrity.
01:36:43.000 Have you ever seen those?
01:36:44.000 Oh, what they would look like today.
01:36:45.000 No, no, no.
01:36:46.000 They'll do a person who from like a hundred years ago and a person that exists today and they almost look identical.
01:36:51.000 Oh yeah.
01:36:52.000 As if it's like and there's no connective tissue to these two people.
01:36:55.000 They've different times, no blood, no nothing.
01:36:57.000 You know about the two baseball players, right?
01:36:59.000 The two the what are they called?
01:37:01.000 The um the two guys who they're both six foot four, they're both redheads, they both have the same crazy name, they both have the same surgery.
01:37:08.000 No bad related to each other at all.
01:37:10.000 One of them is like five years older than the other.
01:37:12.000 What are those guys' names again?
01:37:13.000 We talked about it the other day.
01:37:16.000 That's why I learned about nutty last name, too.
01:37:19.000 It's like Feigel.
01:37:24.000 What is it?
01:37:25.000 Feigles.
01:37:26.000 Brady Feigel.
01:37:27.000 Yeah.
01:37:27.000 Freddy Feigel.
01:37:29.000 Brady Fiber.
01:37:29.000 Brady Feigel.
01:37:30.000 Show the photos of it.
01:37:32.000 Because you see the two guys together, you're like, there's no way.
01:37:34.000 This this ain't real.
01:37:38.000 Unrelated.
01:37:40.000 Look at the two of them.
01:37:41.000 I don't even understand.
01:37:42.000 How's that possible?
01:37:43.000 I don't even understand.
01:37:45.000 Imagine if you were out camping and that guy killed that guy and then came back in his place.
01:37:49.000 You'd have no idea.
01:37:50.000 You'd never know.
01:37:51.000 You wouldn't know for days.
01:37:52.000 You'd be like, hey, you're you're not Brady.
01:37:55.000 I I'm fucking Brady.
01:37:57.000 You want to see my driver's license?
01:37:59.000 Like Brady doesn't live there.
01:38:01.000 That's a good mystery.
01:38:02.000 That's a good horror movie.
01:38:03.000 I am Brady and I live there.
01:38:04.000 What the fuck?
01:38:05.000 I'm Brady Feigel.
01:38:06.000 What the fuck?
01:38:07.000 I do live there.
01:38:08.000 That's how I that's how I learned about the guys.
01:38:10.000 Who are the two baseball players, the brothers that are pitchers that are mirror identical, mirror image identical twins.
01:38:18.000 Do you know about this?
01:38:19.000 No.
01:38:20.000 I thought that's just another way of saying identical twins.
01:38:22.000 Mirrors are in the reverse, right?
01:38:24.000 Like my right side is your Oh really?
01:38:26.000 Yes, and these two guys have it, and it's super super rare.
01:38:29.000 And it's when the split happens, it's either uh a millisecond away from creating conjoined or this.
01:38:39.000 It's like within a second, if it doesn't split at that very moment.
01:38:43.000 Yeah, these guys.
01:38:43.000 Tyler the Rogers, right?
01:38:45.000 The mirror identical twins. 0.86
01:38:46.000 But if you read about mirror identical twins, what blows my mind is the amount that ha the like the perfect second that has to take place for that for this to split.
01:38:56.000 It's this close to just them being conjoined.
01:38:58.000 That's nuts.
01:38:59.000 Right.
01:38:59.000 The single fertilized egg splits later in the embryotic development, 912 days after conception.
01:39:04.000 This delayed split allows Ambryo's left and right sided genes to become active, causing to develop a mirror image.
01:39:09.000 Woo Isn't that fucking wild?
01:39:12.000 I wonder what kind of a psychic connection they have to each other.
01:39:15.000 Right.
01:39:16.000 They must.
01:39:17.000 Yeah, they they must have something deep.
01:39:20.000 Like he he thinks he know he he'll think something that he's already thinking.
01:39:23.000 Yes.
01:39:23.000 Yeah, I love that shit.
01:39:24.000 They must.
01:39:25.000 They must.
01:39:25.000 Their waves are connecting.
01:39:27.000 They must.
01:39:29.000 Yeah, that's a trip.
01:39:31.000 They must.
01:39:34.000 Yeah, the the psychology of twin twinning is kind of crazy.
01:39:39.000 I was w I went down the rabbit hole about like you know how they like they'll put a door between they'll do these on TikTok and Instagram stuff.
01:39:45.000 They'll put a door between two twins and they'll go, okay, raise your right arm and or I'm sorry, they'll say, uh put up a finger or whatever. 0.97
01:39:52.000 And they'll both do the exact same thing.
01:39:54.000 They'll go dance in place and they'll dance identical in place, even though they don't see what the other one's doing.
01:39:58.000 But they know that's their instinctual thing.
01:40:01.000 Dude, I know people that are twins that don't talk to their brother.
01:40:05.000 What what do you mean?
01:40:06.000 They don't like their brother.
01:40:07.000 They just don't connect.
01:40:09.000 How about that?
01:40:10.000 How about he looks exactly like you and you don't like him?
01:40:14.000 That's that's self-hate shit.
01:40:15.000 I got that.
01:40:18.000 I got that shit.
01:40:21.000 Imagine that it becomes your enemy.
01:40:24.000 You are your enemy.
01:40:26.000 That is so that's so dystopian.
01:40:28.000 That's so terrible.
01:40:29.000 It's like uh face-off.
01:40:31.000 No, it's worse.
01:40:32.000 Yeah.
01:40:34.000 It's literally you.
01:40:35.000 It's you.
01:40:36.000 It's actually you.
01:40:37.000 They look exactly the same height, same weight, same body face, image, everything.
01:40:42.000 It's you.
01:40:42.000 It looks like you're like, oh, that's what I look like.
01:40:46.000 Fuck that guy.
01:40:46.000 Especially if one of them doesn't get jacked.
01:40:49.000 It's very rare that they do.
01:40:50.000 Well, you usually kind of stay the same.
01:40:52.000 They could they copy each other.
01:40:54.000 They typically they want to do the same things a lot.
01:40:57.000 What did you imagine if your your brother just starts marathon running?
01:41:00.000 Like, dude, I'm not fucking doing this.
01:41:01.000 Yeah, I'm not doing it.
01:41:02.000 Like, I'm gonna get down to 140 pounds, so I'm gonna run a hundred miles.
01:41:05.000 You're like, no, I'm not doing that.
01:41:07.000 I'm not doing that.
01:41:08.000 I want to be able to change a tire.
01:41:09.000 Right.
01:41:09.000 You you fucking weigh 140 pounds, man.
01:41:11.000 What are you doing?
01:41:12.000 Why I wanna run forever.
01:41:14.000 Like, no, we're twins.
01:41:15.000 Don't do that.
01:41:16.000 We have to look alike.
01:41:17.000 We can't do this, bro.
01:41:19.000 I'm not fucking getting skinny.
01:41:21.000 Like my friend Cam when he does like those uh hundred mile races, he gets real thin.
01:41:26.000 He gets down to like 155 pounds.
01:41:28.000 It's creepy looking.
01:41:29.000 You you have to.
01:41:30.000 Because you shed so much, right?
01:41:31.000 And also doesn't your don't doesn't it change your facial structure because of this pounding.
01:41:37.000 Your body is eating itself.
01:41:39.000 Yeah, bad news bears.
01:41:40.000 But you're showing everybody your mind is strong enough to allow your body to do that.
01:41:44.000 Because you have to do that even before you run.
01:41:46.000 So if he if Cam, like the heaviest that I've known him, he was probably like a buck eighty.
01:41:52.000 I think he's probably like somewhere in the one sixty-ish range now, you know.
01:41:58.000 And he just did it by not eating a lot and working out all day.
01:42:02.000 Just fasting and working out.
01:42:04.000 Yeah, just eating like it would map his calories out.
01:42:07.000 And so he can get real thin so he could run these long ass races.
01:42:12.000 Because you don't see any jack dudes.
01:42:14.000 Well, you do see goggins, he's pretty jacked.
01:42:16.000 But he's jacked in like a slender, athletic, he's not like a beefy, like Brock Lesnar looking dude.
01:42:23.000 Right.
01:42:23.000 Like you're not gonna see some Brock Lesnar looking dude that's gonna run 200 miles.
01:42:28.000 No.
01:42:28.000 I don't think you can do it.
01:42:29.000 I don't think that I don't think the body could handle that.
01:42:31.000 There's so much weight.
01:42:32.000 I think if you condition if you're gonna run something like that, you gotta condition yourself.
01:42:36.000 And if you condition yourself with that kind of body, like for that long, like you're gonna break something.
01:42:41.000 Like it's like it doesn't work that way.
01:42:43.000 It's gonna buckle.
01:42:44.000 That thing's designed for destroying, it's designed for running through walls and shit. 0.99
01:42:48.000 It's not designed for running long ass distances.
01:42:51.000 You never got into long distance running, did you?
01:42:53.000 Any running at all.
01:42:54.000 I've run.
01:42:55.000 I used to run in the mountains a lot with my dog.
01:42:58.000 He loves running.
01:42:59.000 I used to take him when I lived in uh California.
01:43:01.000 We take him to the hills and the canyons.
01:43:03.000 Yeah.
01:43:04.000 But I was always worried about mountain lions.
01:43:06.000 Well, did they that's the thing.
01:43:09.000 I have a golden retriever, and if a mountain lion just took out my golden retriever in front of me, I have to fight.
01:43:15.000 Now you have to fight a mountain line.
01:43:16.000 I have to fight a mountain lion.
01:43:17.000 And then I might lose my face.
01:43:19.000 Do you hear about Rogan?
01:43:20.000 He fought a mountain lion, dude.
01:43:22.000 Yeah.
01:43:22.000 Wow, how'd it turn out?
01:43:24.000 Not good.
01:43:24.000 The show's not gonna go on.
01:43:26.000 Not good.
01:43:26.000 There's no way.
01:43:27.000 But you can't carry a gun in California.
01:43:30.000 No, you can't.
01:43:31.000 It's not like you're ever gonna need it, right?
01:43:33.000 But you might.
01:43:34.000 This is the thing.
01:43:34.000 It's not like you're ever, ever, ever, ever gonna need it.
01:43:36.000 You're probably not gonna need it.
01:43:37.000 You're right.
01:43:38.000 You're probably not gonna need it.
01:43:39.000 But you might.
01:43:39.000 But you might.
01:43:40.000 But you might, and that's what's fucked.
01:43:42.000 Because California does not control their mountain lion population.
01:43:45.000 I I know a guy who works at a ranch, and uh we were having a conversation about it the other day, and he was telling me that you know they they wind up spending the exact same amount.
01:43:57.000 They wind up killing the exact same amount of mountain lines that they would, even if they let hunters hunt them.
01:44:03.000 Because they they have to because they're breaking into people's yards and killing their dogs, yeah.
01:44:07.000 And killing their cats.
01:44:08.000 You know, and in Hollywood, man, there's kids have gone missing.
01:44:12.000 From those mountain lions.
01:44:13.000 Kids have gone missing from backyards.
01:44:15.000 Well, what's the one that they put down the PC, the one that the the most famous one, they had to put it down because it killed some or I don't know if it killed a person, but it did it was called like PC one four five.
01:44:25.000 They, you know, whatever the photo of the code of it.
01:44:27.000 We have a photo of that mountain lion.
01:44:29.000 Didn't it kill somebody and they put it down?
01:44:30.000 No, I don't think so.
01:44:31.000 I don't think it ever killed a person.
01:44:33.000 But did they have to put it down for some reason?
01:44:35.000 I think it was really old.
01:44:36.000 They used to have to dart it like every couple of years, I think, and change its collar.
01:44:40.000 Which check that motherfucker. 1.00
01:44:42.000 Just doll.
01:44:43.000 They wanted to know where the monster is.
01:44:45.000 So they're like, let's keep the 150-pound monster wandering through the woods, just like put a collar around its neck so I know where it is when it's killing shit.
01:44:54.000 Right.
01:44:54.000 This is like it's very weird.
01:44:56.000 The photo you see the photo we have out there?
01:44:58.000 I do remember that photo, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:45:00.000 It's him with the Hollywood sign.
01:45:01.000 Right.
01:45:01.000 Yeah.
01:45:02.000 It's the m th it is LA.
01:45:03.000 Yeah.
01:45:04.000 That photo to me is LA.
01:45:06.000 Like when I point to people, I'm like, this is how stupid LA is.
01:45:09.000 It is.
01:45:09.000 This is LA.
01:45:10.000 This is LA.
01:45:11.000 You have the Hollywood sign, and you have a monster that everybody knows it's a monster, but they just put a collar on his neck.
01:45:15.000 It'll be fine.
01:45:16.000 Just leave it alone.
01:45:17.000 He's eating babies, he's eating fucking dogs and cats.
01:45:20.000 He's he's eating everything.
01:45:22.000 Like, listen, he was here first.
01:45:25.000 They were here first.
01:45:27.000 Well, Joe, everybody's eating babies in Hollywood, you know that.
01:45:29.000 That's not just a mountain lion, baby.
01:45:31.000 Yeah, it's different.
01:45:32.000 That's a different kind of cult.
01:45:33.000 They they had this um lady in Malibu and she had an alpaca farm, and this mountain lion was fucking up her alpacas. 1.00
01:45:42.000 So if a if a mountain lion uh just realizes that animals are stuck in a pen, it doesn't just kill what it needs to kill.
01:45:50.000 They only kill what they need to to survive.
01:45:52.000 Uh-uh.
01:45:53.000 No.
01:45:53.000 It does what's called surplus killing.
01:45:55.000 It just starts going ham and it killed like eight or nine alpacas before it got bored.
01:45:59.000 Just ran just got annoyed.
01:46:02.000 Twelve.
01:46:03.000 So many.
01:46:04.000 Oh my god.
01:46:05.000 So this lady got a depredation permit. 1.00
01:46:09.000 Um, and then when she filed for this depredation permit, it went public, and she started getting death threats.
01:46:17.000 Why?
01:46:18.000 Because you can't kill the mountain lion.
01:46:20.000 You can't kill the monster.
01:46:21.000 Right.
01:46:22.000 So and this again, this is someone for someone who's seen mountain lions in public.
01:46:26.000 I love mountain lions.
01:46:27.000 I love them.
01:46:28.000 I think they're amazing.
01:46:28.000 One of them killed my dog in Colorado.
01:46:30.000 Okay.
01:46:31.000 Oh shit.
01:46:32.000 Yeah.
01:46:32.000 But I love mountain lions.
01:46:34.000 They're awesome.
01:46:35.000 They should definitely be around.
01:46:36.000 But when they kill twelve alpacas, like baby gotta send a message.
01:46:43.000 Yeah.
01:46:43.000 Fuck you, bro.
01:46:45.000 Uh to be gifted.
01:46:46.000 Can you show me a picture of an alpaca though?
01:46:48.000 While not in Malibu, another major mountain lion attack on an alpaca farm occurred in Lake County, California in August of 2025.
01:46:55.000 In this incident, a band of mountain lions killed 17 alpacas over the course of several days.
01:47:01.000 Holy shit, man.
01:47:03.000 The attack prompted authorities to issue a lethal depredation permit and reiterated that when in an enclosed area, a mountain lion's predatory instinct can lead to the overkill of multiple animals.
01:47:14.000 We need them.
01:47:16.000 They're an important part of our ecosystem.
01:47:18.000 That is LA.
01:47:19.000 That's LA.
01:47:20.000 That's LA.
01:47:21.000 It's suicidal empathy.
01:47:23.000 Yeah.
01:47:24.000 Attached to a ridiculous ideology.
01:47:26.000 I don't mind that thing being those are ugly.
01:47:28.000 Get rid of those things.
01:47:29.000 Well Mountain Lions did it.
01:47:30.000 I'm on the mountain lions team.
01:47:32.000 Yeah.
01:47:32.000 Yeah, get that thing out of here.
01:47:33.000 You just can't have cocky animals.
01:47:37.000 What is an alpaca good for?
01:47:38.000 Why do people breed them?
01:47:38.000 What's the deal?
01:47:39.000 Probably the fur.
01:47:40.000 A bit they're wool.
01:47:42.000 Yeah.
01:47:42.000 I think alpaca, they make socks out of them, I'm pretty sure.
01:47:46.000 Are hollow socks.
01:47:47.000 Are those socks made with alpaca stuff?
01:47:50.000 They're really good.
01:47:50.000 Solid socks.
01:47:51.000 Alpaca fur is supposed to be better.
01:47:53.000 Is it better?
01:47:54.000 I mean, we've been doing pretty good for cotton's been all right for a while, huh?
01:47:57.000 Um no, no, no.
01:47:58.000 Cotton is not nearly as good as wool.
01:48:00.000 Okay.
01:48:01.000 For I'll take it all.
01:48:02.000 Here's the thing.
01:48:03.000 For stuff like that.
01:48:04.000 The reason why like wool like people think, oh, wool's not necessary.
01:48:09.000 You could have one of the reasons why wool is necessary.
01:48:12.000 The reason why people use it in the first place is because you could be wet with wool on and you stay warm.
01:48:17.000 If you're wet with cotton on, you're fucked.
01:48:19.000 We've been in a pool with a shirt.
01:48:21.000 Yeah, you know, you've been to the beach.
01:48:22.000 Yeah.
01:48:22.000 Yeah, but it's just if you're in the woods and you go hiking and you get sweaty and then it gets cold out and you're stuck out there, you're fucked.
01:48:29.000 But wool stays.
01:48:30.000 Wool stays warm.
01:48:31.000 It's really amazing.
01:48:34.000 Significant use fiber production, all alpacas being bred for their soft, fine fleece that's used to make high quality clothing, blankets, and other textiles.
01:48:44.000 So the that's the thing about like um stuff that's natural, like wool in particular, merino wool, it also doesn't smell bad.
01:48:52.000 Like you could sweat in it for days and you don't stink.
01:48:56.000 Like if I wear like a synthetic undergarment and I'm hiking, like if we're camping or if I'm in the woods for a couple days, you if you have anything that has like uh a plastic in it, a nylon, like any kind of a synthetic like undergarment, they stink too.
01:49:14.000 They smell so bad.
01:49:16.000 They smell so bad hockey bag.
01:49:18.000 You want to just peel them off you and you get it and you take it off, you smell it, you're like, what the fuck?
01:49:23.000 You smell wool, you could wear it for days and days and days, and you don't stink in it.
01:49:27.000 That's wild.
01:49:28.000 Because it's natural.
01:49:29.000 Yeah.
01:49:29.000 It's the best they make it makes the best socks, it makes the best, like uh my friend's company First Light.
01:49:36.000 I think they were the like one of the first companies that started doing merino wool, and then they make like merino wool undergarments and defending.
01:49:44.000 Well, it's merino wool.
01:49:45.000 It's just as a a type of wool, but it's like this very fine wool that like it feels like a cotton.
01:49:50.000 It feels like this.
01:49:52.000 And you put it on as like undergarments, like a base layer.
01:49:55.000 And if you sweat, you're okay.
01:49:57.000 If you sweat with cotton on, you're in real trouble, man.
01:50:00.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:50:01.000 Like real trouble.
01:50:02.000 Stinks.
01:50:02.000 So that's why you need alpaca.
01:50:04.000 I don't even know if alpacas work the same way.
01:50:06.000 But merino does.
01:50:07.000 We'll keep them.
01:50:08.000 The point is these fucking mountain lions, you gotta you gotta let them know who's boss.
01:50:12.000 Yeah.
01:50:13.000 Like, I'm not for killing mountain lions.
01:50:14.000 I I think they're awesome.
01:50:16.000 I love them.
01:50:16.000 But I'm for killing some mountain lions.
01:50:19.000 You know, I'm not for killing them all.
01:50:21.000 I'm not like kill them all.
01:50:22.000 I'm like, no, you need a balance out there.
01:50:24.000 All you've got an overpopulation of animals.
01:50:27.000 Right.
01:50:27.000 But what you don't need is them killing your fucking kids.
01:50:31.000 Okay, because they will kill your kids. 0.98
01:50:33.000 It's a mountain lion.
01:50:34.000 They don't give a fuck.
01:50:35.000 You leave a four-year-old inside and you're on the phone, and then I told him, You have to fucking respect me.
01:50:41.000 I've been in this office for and you hear and your kids the back of your kid's fucking head is caved in now, and this cat's running over a fence with them, and you turn around, your kid's gone.
01:50:50.000 Like, yeah, that's real.
01:50:52.000 That's real, dude.
01:50:52.000 That's real.
01:50:53.000 That's a cat.
01:50:54.000 It's a giant cat that you can't control, and if it decides it's gonna kill you, you're helpless.
01:51:01.000 So shut the fuck up with all this Narnia nonsense.
01:51:05.000 Shut up. 0.95
01:51:05.000 You gotta kill a few of them. 0.95
01:51:07.000 You gotta let them know who's the boss.
01:51:08.000 You can't come in my fucking neighborhood, shithead.
01:51:11.000 You don't put a collar on 'em and take pictures.
01:51:14.000 So cute that they're in our neighborhood.
01:51:16.000 Look, they're camping in front of my house.
01:51:18.000 Yeah, they're waiting for your kid to go get his ball.
01:51:22.000 Are you fucking crazy?
01:51:23.000 They just ate your neighbor's dog, and now they're waiting for your kid to get his ball.
01:51:27.000 Authorities kill Mountain Lion after 11-year-old girl attacked at the California home.
01:51:31.000 Yeah.
01:51:31.000 There you go.
01:51:31.000 And Malibu.
01:51:32.000 Yeah.
01:51:33.000 Last month.
01:51:34.000 Just shut the fuck up, you people. 0.92
01:51:35.000 You're out of your mind.
01:51:37.000 Yeah, we are.
01:51:37.000 It's great.
01:51:38.000 But it's like these people are they don't know what animals are.
01:51:41.000 They they think they're living in the movie.
01:51:43.000 They don't with the Charlie Kirk thing.
01:51:45.000 They don't know what an assassination is.
01:51:47.000 You're cheering that someone got killed with gun violence.
01:51:49.000 You're supposed to be the anti-gun violence people.
01:51:52.000 Right.
01:51:52.000 You're cheering for gun violence.
01:51:54.000 Do you know how fucking crazy this makes you look?
01:51:56.000 You're cheering for gun violence against a guy who deplored violence.
01:52:01.000 Right.
01:52:01.000 Yeah, adamantly was pretty loud about it too.
01:52:04.000 It's so stupid.
01:52:06.000 Well, the disconnect, that's the really sad thing is that the death doesn't even When people die, it doesn't even feel like anything anymore for people.
01:52:14.000 Because they're like, whatever.
01:52:15.000 They don't feel like it's a real person because they're used to talking about people and talking to people in a digital form online with no impact.
01:52:22.000 Like no consequences of you know, no, you don't feel it from the person.
01:52:27.000 You don't feel empathy because you hurt their feelings.
01:52:30.000 You don't, it's just dead.
01:52:32.000 Yeah.
01:52:32.000 It's sociopathic.
01:52:35.000 You know, and it's like people just I did not I wasn't I didn't know too much about Charlie Kirk.
01:52:44.000 What I knew about him was some of the clips, like I think most of us did.
01:52:48.000 Some of the clips that you see online of him debating college kids.
01:52:52.000 Yes.
01:52:52.000 And I always thought okay, I could see the point for it because you know, these are voters and these are young people, and they have been indoctrinated in a certain way of thinking, and they probably never encountered anybody who can articulate what the other opinion is like,
01:53:10.000 what a conservative perspective is like, what what a what they think the way they think you should uh approach life, the way they you don't get to hear that at universities, you get to only hear one side of things.
01:53:24.000 So on that side, I'm like, okay, that's good about it.
01:53:27.000 But it's also like you're dunking on these young kids, but also they should know that they could be dunked on because their ideas suck, right?
01:53:34.000 Or be challenged at the very least.
01:53:36.000 But the fact that that was enough to make people happy and cheer that he died because he was effective in what he was doing.
01:53:44.000 That's what it was.
01:53:45.000 And they felt like he was indoctrinating kids.
01:53:47.000 Well, guess what?
01:53:48.000 That's what conservatives feel like every day.
01:53:50.000 They feel like you're indoctrinating kids when you're gaslighting people and saying there's nothing wrong with having a drag queen story hour for kids.
01:53:58.000 Like no, it's not.
01:54:00.000 Let's you know what?
01:54:00.000 We need ball gag story hour too.
01:54:03.000 Because it's a fetish, right?
01:54:04.000 So let's let's have strap-on story hour.
01:54:07.000 Like, let's get crazy.
01:54:08.000 Like, what are we talking about?
01:54:10.000 No, no, there's nothing wrong with being a drag queen. 1.00
01:54:13.000 But there's something weird about wanting to be alone and read kids a story where you dress like a woman and you're not.
01:54:21.000 And you're doing this for some weird kink. 1.00
01:54:23.000 It's just weird that it's like a thing.
01:54:25.000 It's weird that it matters that it's like a fight thing people fight about.
01:54:28.000 You're like, I was like, more of the algorithm bullshit.
01:54:31.000 Yeah, I bet you it's not it's not.
01:54:36.000 I don't know where I could read the kids, pick up a couple hundred bucks.
01:54:39.000 Yeah, it's like side games.
01:54:41.000 What a great gig.
01:54:41.000 Yeah.
01:54:42.000 And then all of a sudden these like super progressive schools are like I'm booked up, booked up in all the progressive school while she's fucking chain smoking camels.
01:54:51.000 By the way, speaking of sheep, have you heard uh ghost face killer's sons disc track?
01:54:58.000 No.
01:54:59.000 Okay.
01:54:59.000 To who?
01:55:00.000 To Ghostface Killer.
01:55:01.000 Now I don't first of all, I do not know if this is real in this day and age of fucking crazy AI and but it's going all over the internet.
01:55:11.000 Going after him.
01:55:12.000 Ghost Son, who uh may or may not identify as a woman.
01:55:17.000 I am not sure, so I want to be careful.
01:55:19.000 Sure.
01:55:20.000 Is going after ghost fish.
01:55:21.000 In these days, you don't want the FCC breathing down your neck for being inaccurate, Mr. Santino.
01:55:27.000 No, no, don't ban me.
01:55:28.000 Don't ban me, FCC.
01:55:30.000 But bro, the flow.
01:55:31.000 It makes you think like, okay.
01:55:34.000 Ghostface kill his son, infinite coles, airs out family issues on two new songs.
01:55:39.000 Okay, I'm I don't generally don't like hearing people air out their family beefs live.
01:55:45.000 Yeah.
01:55:45.000 But put that aside and listen to the flow.
01:55:47.000 Because this fucking dude can rap.
01:55:50.000 This dude can rap, man.
01:55:51.000 But it just makes sense because it's like, can we play a little of it and then edit it out?
01:55:55.000 I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:55:56.000 Yeah, we'll edit it out.
01:55:57.000 Not fucking bad, bro.
01:56:00.000 It's pretty good.
01:56:00.000 Not fucking bad.
01:56:01.000 But sweet face kill up my head all day today. 1.00
01:56:04.000 Bro, that was sweet face kill up. 1.00
01:56:07.000 I mean, I don't know what kind of a cry for help that is, but well, it's clear they don't get along.
01:56:11.000 Yeah, it seems like uh I'm mad at you, but fucking what a flow.
01:56:16.000 Like super talented.
01:56:17.000 Isn't that crazy how like that kind of shit's genetic sometimes?
01:56:19.000 Oh, a hundred percent.
01:56:20.000 You know, for sure.
01:56:21.000 You know, you ever heard like someone who the like their dad was like a really good singer, and then you hear them singing like how are you doing that?
01:56:28.000 Oh, yeah.
01:56:29.000 Where is that coming from?
01:56:30.000 Oh, you got it like in your jeans.
01:56:32.000 Do you know who El C Cook is? 0.89
01:56:35.000 It's not a diss.
01:56:36.000 Not a diss.
01:56:37.000 Oh, it's not a diss.
01:56:38.000 That's great.
01:56:38.000 Well, I couldn't.
01:56:39.000 Not a diss, but thank you so much.
01:56:41.000 Oh, okay, good.
01:56:42.000 It sounded even better.
01:56:43.000 Sounded like that sell that sold it.
01:56:44.000 That got people to look at it.
01:56:45.000 Oh my god, this click.
01:56:47.000 Well, that's the thing about rap music.
01:56:48.000 You say things quick enough and fast enough, people like, oh, did he diss him?
01:56:50.000 Is he shit on it right now?
01:56:53.000 No, it is genetic.
01:56:54.000 Do you know who El C Cook is? 0.89
01:56:55.000 No.
01:56:56.000 Sam Cook's brother.
01:56:57.000 Oh crazy.
01:56:58.000 Dude, it's it's kind of wild to hear like he sounds brother's one thing though, because they grew up together.
01:57:03.000 Yeah, but that talent that the fact like Sam.
01:57:08.000 Sam was so good.
01:57:09.000 LC uh wrote uh rumored, I don't know if how much of this is true, but LC wrote a lot of uh co-wrote and helped a lot of stuff with Sam.
01:57:18.000 But you listen to that record right there.
01:57:20.000 Which one?
01:57:20.000 That put me down easy.
01:57:21.000 That record is one of my favorite fucking songs.
01:57:23.000 Listen a little, we'll listen a little bit.
01:57:25.000 I love this song, man.
01:57:26.000 We'll have to edit this out too.
01:57:27.000 Sorry, folks.
01:57:28.000 And you can LC Cook's put me down easy.
01:57:31.000 Damn.
01:57:32.000 That was very good.
01:57:33.000 And I just the lyrics hit me so hard when he's like, look, I know you're gonna screw me over.
01:57:38.000 Will you just don't make me just do a quick put me down easy, baby?
01:57:41.000 Just do it fast, dude.
01:57:43.000 Just get it over with.
01:57:44.000 Yeah, don't drag this out.
01:57:45.000 Just get it over.
01:57:46.000 Don't pretend we might get back together again.
01:57:48.000 Oh, it's such a good hanging.
01:57:49.000 But he but that's what I mean, is like just because they're brothers.
01:57:53.000 Yeah.
01:57:53.000 But that's exactly it sounds like Sam reimagined.
01:57:57.000 It's almost like AI Sam.
01:57:58.000 Yeah.
01:57:58.000 Because I love Sam Co.
01:58:00.000 But that sounds exactly like him.
01:58:01.000 There's a bunch of those guys from back in the day that kind of slipped through the cracks.
01:58:05.000 Right.
01:58:05.000 They never they never got the thing.
01:58:07.000 There's just some of them, like they had some great ass songs.
01:58:11.000 What is that Strawberry Fields guy?
01:58:13.000 I think Gillis told us about it.
01:58:16.000 Who the kid that plays uh one, Jamie?
01:58:19.000 Do you remember that song?
01:58:20.000 It's on the Spotify.
01:58:22.000 Yeah, let me see if I can find it because it's on my Spotify playlist.
01:58:26.000 Chat GTBC.
01:58:27.000 Uh ChatGPT, rather, is still listening to me, that bitch. 1.00
01:58:31.000 I turned that shit off.
01:58:32.000 She wants to know.
01:58:34.000 Where are you getting your information from?
01:58:36.000 Do you ever feel bad about what you say?
01:58:38.000 Did she say that?
01:58:39.000 Didn't say that's so funny.
01:58:41.000 No, that would be funny, though.
01:58:42.000 Joe Logan, your perspective is just yours.
01:58:43.000 There it is.
01:58:44.000 Strawberry Letter 23.
01:58:46.000 Oh.
01:58:47.000 By Shuggy Otis.
01:58:48.000 That's a cover song.
01:58:50.000 Is it?
01:58:50.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:58:51.000 It's uh originally by the Brothers Johnson.
01:58:56.000 Oh, that's a cover song?
01:58:57.000 Yeah, I heard this in it.
01:58:58.000 It's in a fate, but it's like that's such a good song.
01:59:02.000 I heard it in the background of another song.
01:59:04.000 Do you guys hear that?
01:59:04.000 Is anyone hearing that?
01:59:05.000 No one was knew what the fuck I was talking about.
01:59:07.000 Baked out of your head.
01:59:09.000 You want to hear the number one.
01:59:11.000 This is the number one most ridiculous song that for some reason or another the guy didn't become famous.
01:59:17.000 This is from 1969.
01:59:19.000 It's a guy named Johnny Thunder.
01:59:21.000 And he made this song called I'm Alive.
01:59:24.000 And Brian Simpson brought it into the green room with the mothership.
01:59:27.000 He's like, This is gonna be one of your new favorite songs.
01:59:29.000 Like you gotta listen to this song.
01:59:31.000 And I I played it in the green room, and I was like, oh my god.
01:59:35.000 I'm alive.
01:59:36.000 And then I'm and then we had to look it up, and we we there was a bunch of misinformation and disinformation online.
01:59:41.000 Couldn't figure out who this cat was.
01:59:42.000 Apparently he recorded this song.
01:59:44.000 It was a cover of another song that had been recorded by another artist, uh like a band that was pretty famous.
01:59:52.000 I forget who it was.
01:59:53.000 Who's the other band that recorded it?
01:59:56.000 Like a known name.
01:59:58.000 And his version is so much better.
02:00:02.000 It's so much better.
02:00:03.000 It's so good.
02:00:04.000 Yeah.
02:00:04.000 That you listen to this and you're like, oh, this guy's gonna be famous.
02:00:08.000 There's no way.
02:00:08.000 Like if I was living in 1969 and I heard that song on the radio, I'm like, oh, we got a new superstar.
02:00:13.000 Who's this guy?
02:00:14.000 Listen.
02:00:15.000 Did he die early?
02:00:15.000 Is that what it is?
02:00:16.000 He died young.
02:00:17.000 I don't know when he died.
02:00:19.000 I think we looked that up as well.
02:00:21.000 When did Johnny Thunder go?
02:00:23.000 The first recording of it.
02:00:24.000 Yeah, he recorded it, but it was not his uh song.
02:00:28.000 It was the other band's song.
02:00:30.000 What's the other band?
02:00:31.000 Well, that might not even be true, right?
02:00:32.000 That's something like that.
02:00:33.000 They might have fucked him over.
02:00:34.000 I'm like, no, we're gonna do our version.
02:00:37.000 That's our song.
02:00:38.000 Excuse me.
02:00:38.000 That's Alan Sawyer.
02:00:40.000 He's gonna contact you.
02:00:41.000 How many times does that happen?
02:00:42.000 They were like, This is a good song.
02:00:43.000 That's Elvis's song now.
02:00:44.000 Yeah.
02:00:45.000 Elvis owns that song.
02:00:46.000 Yeah.
02:00:46.000 If you want to sue Elvis to try to get that song back to the case, Tom Jones recorded it too.
02:00:50.000 Tom's Jones, but that was afterwards, correct?
02:00:52.000 Yeah, way later.
02:00:53.000 Who was the other band though that recorded the Deep Purple Water version of it and another group?
02:00:57.000 What is it?
02:00:57.000 Another version.
02:00:58.000 Deep Purple.
02:00:59.000 Deep Purple.
02:01:00.000 That's it.
02:01:00.000 Deep Purple was famous.
02:01:01.000 God damn, that's a good song.
02:01:04.000 That's a damn good song.
02:01:05.000 That's a damn good song.
02:01:06.000 I would bet everything I had in 1969.
02:01:10.000 Johnny, you're gonna be huge.
02:01:11.000 Huge.
02:01:12.000 You're gonna be huge.
02:01:13.000 I could see it right now.
02:01:14.000 Madison Square Garden, Johnny Thunder sold out.
02:01:18.000 Oh my god.
02:01:18.000 I was that that's got that feels like a Tarantino movie.
02:01:21.000 Do you know what I mean?
02:01:22.000 Like that.
02:01:22.000 The guy is that good.
02:01:24.000 You just write him songs, you fucking assholes.
02:01:26.000 Yeah, just give him songs.
02:01:28.000 Get a team together.
02:01:29.000 Get Johnny a nice apartment.
02:01:31.000 Johnny, we got it.
02:01:33.000 He just died a year ago.
02:01:34.000 Wow.
02:01:35.000 He died last year.
02:01:36.000 Yeah, last year in Winter Park, Florida.
02:01:38.000 How old?
02:01:38.000 93.
02:01:39.000 Wow.
02:01:40.000 That might have been when Brian Simpson brought that song.
02:01:42.000 No, we were talking about it more than a year ago.
02:01:44.000 Yeah, because it made it onto commercials and stuff after the fact.
02:01:46.000 That's right.
02:01:46.000 So we started talking about it and then it made it into commercials.
02:01:50.000 Like they started using it for like Jeep commercials or some shit.
02:01:53.000 I don't know if it was Jeep.
02:01:54.000 What was it?
02:01:54.000 Samsung and Lincoln in uh something else.
02:01:59.000 He dies, you talk about it, it goes viral.
02:02:01.000 They're like, you should use that song.
02:02:03.000 Well, I'm glad they did, just so people more people hear it.
02:02:06.000 But there's people like that that just sort of slip through the cracks of history.
02:02:10.000 And for whatever reason, we don't need never hear about him.
02:02:12.000 But that guy's that guy.
02:02:14.000 That's good.
02:02:15.000 That's very, very good.
02:02:15.000 Like that's like platinum selling album good.
02:02:19.000 Like you hear that song, like, oh, okay, you we got it.
02:02:22.000 Right.
02:02:22.000 All we need is a bunch of those.
02:02:24.000 Yeah.
02:02:25.000 Turn those out.
02:02:26.000 Listen, we got a bunch of guys that are like Chris Stapleton type dudes who just write songs.
02:02:30.000 Right.
02:02:30.000 There's like if you're a Nashville person, there are song writers, professionals who will sit down and they will come up with a fucking jam for you.
02:02:40.000 And then, you know, you just fucking start doing arenas.
02:02:44.000 Let's go.
02:02:44.000 Let's go.
02:02:45.000 Why are you driving a fucking regular car?
02:02:47.000 Johnny Johnny Thunder.
02:02:48.000 Johnny Thunder.
02:02:49.000 Johnny Thunder.
02:02:50.000 Let's go.
02:02:50.000 Johnny Thunder, you need a Mercedes Benz S-class, Johnny Thunder.
02:02:54.000 You want a limo Johnny Thunder?
02:02:56.000 Thunder, you need to start flying private.
02:02:59.000 Yeah.
02:03:01.000 There's certain guys like that, you're like, man, he just didn't have the right team around him.
02:03:05.000 Or something else.
02:03:06.000 Or he was making more, or life got in the way, or he was making more money working on other people's shit.
02:03:12.000 You know, some people are self-sabotage.
02:03:14.000 We know these people on the business.
02:03:16.000 Oh, yeah, man.
02:03:16.000 There's a lot of guys that we both came up with that, you know, you look back and you go, I thought that guy was gonna be huge.
02:03:23.000 Yeah, man, I think about that all.
02:03:25.000 There's a few people that I know that that it bums me out because you're like, what were you afraid of?
02:03:31.000 That the thing.
02:03:32.000 Cause you could have had it.
02:03:34.000 I don't know if it's that.
02:03:35.000 I think there's a a lot of it is just being on your own uh and not having any kind of support in terms of like a community of friends.
02:03:44.000 I think that's a lot of the reason why a lot of people, as they get older, especially, start behaving really irrationally and losing their minds.
02:03:53.000 Is they're alone, essentially.
02:03:55.000 They don't have a family, they dedicated their entire life to their career, and then they get to a certain age, and there's no one who's really excited about them out there in the world, and they get real bitter.
02:04:06.000 That's very sad.
02:04:07.000 It's very sad, but they just they missed out on the fun part.
02:04:11.000 The fun part is having a bunch of friends.
02:04:13.000 Like that's the fun part.
02:04:15.000 Yeah.
02:04:15.000 It's the most fun part.
02:04:17.000 Like Stanhope said this famously once.
02:04:19.000 He said, I could quit comedy, but I could never never quit comics.
02:04:24.000 Yeah.
02:04:25.000 Like that is more fun even than doing stand-up is hanging out with comics.
02:04:30.000 Yeah.
02:04:30.000 And we're all just being silly together.
02:04:32.000 It's fun.
02:04:33.000 Like we were in Chicago a couple weeks ago.
02:04:35.000 What a great time.
02:04:35.000 We had a great fucking time.
02:04:37.000 Santito sat right behind me while the fights are going on.
02:04:39.000 We we had some fucking great food.
02:04:41.000 Dude, that was a that was a we had late night uh we had late night Italian beaches.
02:04:45.000 Yeah, it was great.
02:04:46.000 You know how cool of the day that was for me?
02:04:47.000 I went to the Cubs game, I sat behind home plate, and then I went right from the Cubs game to come see you.
02:04:51.000 That's amazing.
02:04:51.000 That was like a monumentus day.
02:04:53.000 I told my cousin Luke, I was like, This is like gonna be one of the best days I've had in year.
02:04:56.000 It just like I was riding on a high all day.
02:04:58.000 Oh, yeah.
02:04:59.000 Cruising.
02:05:00.000 What a day.
02:05:01.000 Well, and last night I was at your club having a fun time with all the boys.
02:05:03.000 Gillis came down, and you know, when he comes down and has to, you know.
02:05:07.000 That's when it's uh he starts it up, dude.
02:05:09.000 Yeah, no, he's the best.
02:05:11.000 That club's got a great vibe, man.
02:05:13.000 Really does.
02:05:14.000 It's got a great vibe.
02:05:15.000 And that's the thing.
02:05:16.000 It's like if you're on the outside, you look at it and you go, Oh, fuck those people.
02:05:19.000 That's a completely normal way to react.
02:05:22.000 Sure.
02:05:23.000 It's completely normal.
02:05:24.000 Yeah.
02:05:24.000 But we're not saying fuck you.
02:05:26.000 Like trust me.
02:05:27.000 Just relax.
02:05:28.000 Just relax.
02:05:29.000 Come and give me a hug.
02:05:30.000 Come give me a hug.
02:05:31.000 We're all okay.
02:05:33.000 We we should not be worried about this stupid shit.
02:05:36.000 And this is one of the things that I always hope happens when there's a a tragedy, like a public figure gets executed.
02:05:45.000 Just having a little grace.
02:05:47.000 Just to give people a little grace.
02:05:49.000 Just a little bit more.
02:05:51.000 Yeah, take the temperature down, America.
02:05:53.000 Because regardless of who shot that guy, that guy was shot, and then the reaction was horrible, and then the Reaction to the reaction is equally horrible.
02:06:02.000 Everyone's horrible, right?
02:06:04.000 We're a community.
02:06:05.000 We're supposed to be a community.
02:06:07.000 You know, it's not supposed to be right versus left.
02:06:09.000 That's stupid.
02:06:09.000 We don't want to do World War Three in the continental United States.
02:06:15.000 We don't want another fucking civil war.
02:06:17.000 That's crazy.
02:06:19.000 Just we need to stop.
02:06:21.000 Just stop being so divisive and stop rewarding politicians for being so divisive.
02:06:26.000 Jimmy's a few.
02:06:29.000 ABC and suspension starting Tuesday.
02:06:31.000 See, called it.
02:06:32.000 You did.
02:06:33.000 Called it.
02:06:33.000 You know what's interesting.
02:06:34.000 You know what I thought he was going to do is get into different media now, like Conan with this podcast, and I thought he was going to do that too.
02:06:39.000 Well, that probably would be a good thing for him to do.
02:06:41.000 I could see him doing it.
02:06:42.000 Yeah.
02:06:42.000 But they're really smart to do this because the wave of people watching, I bet he gets the highest ratings he's ever had.
02:06:48.000 Ever, ever, ever.
02:06:49.000 They'll be nuts.
02:06:49.000 Yeah, the ratings would be nuts.
02:06:51.000 Look at that coming back.
02:06:52.000 Listen, man, it's like you can't it's the Streisand effect.
02:06:57.000 You can't do that.
02:06:58.000 You can't remove someone for talking badly about you in 2025 if that's what happened.
02:07:04.000 If that is the way it goes, if that's what happened.
02:07:06.000 If that's what happened.
02:07:07.000 I suspect there's a lot of factors.
02:07:09.000 One of the factors is declining ratings, right?
02:07:12.000 So as the ratings go down, then people get more and more sensitive about subject matter, more and more sensitive about advertising.
02:07:21.000 Because, you know, you're already like the show is kind of in a bad direction as it is.
02:07:25.000 Look, the ratings are dropping because people are getting annoyed with it being too political, or whatever narrative they could say, right?
02:07:31.000 And you know, there's advertisers that get upset because they might be right wing.
02:07:37.000 Uh it is a decision we made because we felt some of the comments were ill-timed and thus insensitive, the statement said.
02:07:42.000 We have spent the last days having thoughtful conversations with Jimmy, and after those conversations, we reached the decision to return the show on Tuesday.
02:07:50.000 Good.
02:07:53.000 Good.
02:07:53.000 So in my mind, in my mind, he wins.
02:07:57.000 Right.
02:07:58.000 He wins.
02:07:58.000 But you know, take the temperature down.
02:08:01.000 Everybody.
02:08:02.000 Like we don't want more killings.
02:08:04.000 We want to figure out what's the right thing for everybody.
02:08:08.000 And c classifying someone like I've I've heard people say the worst shit about Charlie Kirk post his death.
02:08:16.000 And like I said, I wasn't too aware of what the stuff that he had done.
02:08:19.000 I was aware of some of the things that he'd done that were really brilliant.
02:08:22.000 Some conversations that he had that I thought were very kind.
02:08:25.000 And I was aware of some of the things that he said is like, oh, why'd you put it that way?
02:08:29.000 You know, like why did you say that?
02:08:30.000 Like that's you're just even if you you're even as if it's possible to take something like that out of context, it makes you look terrible.
02:08:37.000 Right.
02:08:37.000 But it is just out of context.
02:08:39.000 That's the problem.
02:08:40.000 But out of context works in this day and age.
02:08:43.000 So I just wish he hadn't said the things that he said the way he said them, but I I don't think he's an evil person.
02:08:48.000 So to celebrate the murder of a person that I think is genuine generally a very kind and uh a very nice person who was just good at debating, but not always even totally accurate.
02:09:02.000 Like there's been some good uh critiques of uh some of the debates that he had with college kids that are online where he's like, no, he's not correct like with what he said.
02:09:12.000 Like he was one of the things is about George Floyd.
02:09:15.000 And he was he kept saying that the medical examiner said that George Floyd would have died of that overdose.
02:09:21.000 That's not true, and we've heard that too, and so then we looked it up, right?
02:09:28.000 And it wasn't the medical examiner didn't say that, correct?
02:09:32.000 I don't think that's true.
02:09:33.000 And I think he had already printed a retraction.
02:09:36.000 But see, this is the problem with like a debate in a microphone in a public place where people are cheering and screaming, and you're trying to form your argument, you're not even good at doing it, and you're doing it to a guy who's a professional at doing this, and it's like it's a stupid way to have conversations, but better than no way at all, right?
02:09:56.000 And in those colleges, you don't get any of those kind of conversations with your professors.
02:10:02.000 That's why it was really healthy for him to do that's I think the you know a lot of people say, oh, he targeted young people.
02:10:07.000 And you're like, well, there's two ways to look at that.
02:10:08.000 One, it's because I feel like they are the most susceptible to maybe hearing you out, right?
02:10:13.000 You're not changing my dad's mind.
02:10:14.000 I'll tell you that.
02:10:15.000 He's not gonna go fucking he's got his perspective.
02:10:19.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00
02:10:20.000 No, but I think that and then the other side is it's not to prove that he was gonna outwit these people.
02:10:25.000 I think it was to have actual discourse and to start discourse on campus.
02:10:29.000 It was also to get popular.
02:10:30.000 Yeah, well, he wanted to be famous.
02:10:32.000 He's doing this and spreading these ideas, but he believed in it and he's very religious.
02:10:36.000 But here's the the thing like he's not this terrible person that they're trying to make him out to be.
02:10:42.000 So to take a 31 year old guy who is a father and uh he's got two very young children and he's married, he's got a family, he's got this wife who loves him, and to cheer that he got shot in the head for his ideas.
02:10:56.000 We've lost the plot.
02:10:58.000 Like we've lost the plot.
02:10:59.000 If there's a group of children out there in college, young people out there, rather, young um young adults that are cheering, and then older adults too, who are cheering this.
02:11:09.000 My friend was in a coffee shop, and uh this lady was beside him on a Zoom call, and she's this is like right after Charlie Kirk was killed, and she gets on her Zoom call and she goes, Well, I had an unexpectedly great day today.
02:11:25.000 How about you girls?
02:11:27.000 And they were like, Today was amazing.
02:11:30.000 And they weren't really saying why today was amazing, but it was very clear that they were celebrating the fact that this guy who was a father and a husband was murdered before his ideas.
02:11:42.000 That's not the way to do it, folks.
02:11:44.000 You may not like what a guy says, for God's sake.
02:11:46.000 I didn't like everything the guy said, but but when they but people were like It's so short-sighted.
02:11:51.000 Yeah, this is what we need.
02:11:52.000 You're like, uh dude, how what how is your brain functioning like that?
02:11:55.000 It's so crazy.
02:11:55.000 It's so crazy.
02:11:56.000 It's it's all just infected by social media, and all these people who think like this are all online almost all day.
02:12:03.000 Yeah, they live in it.
02:12:04.000 Yes, they live in it.
02:12:05.000 They're they're in the shit all day long, like reading the comments, and you're getting poisoned.
02:12:11.000 You're losing your humanity.
02:12:13.000 That's not a normal way to think.
02:12:15.000 Go outside.
02:12:16.000 Yeah, you're you need more than that.
02:12:18.000 You need mushrooms and hugs.
02:12:20.000 You need a lot.
02:12:21.000 Yeah.
02:12:22.000 But this this fucking thing that we're all caught in, this tide of electronics is leading us in that direction.
02:12:29.000 It's like an inhuman reaction.
02:12:32.000 Like you you've you're separated from the norm of human interaction, like the warmth of a person's smile and give me a hug.
02:12:40.000 Like all that stuff that how many times you've been in a conversation with a person you disagreed with them, and you both start laughing at the end of it.
02:12:46.000 That's every comic conversation I have.
02:12:48.000 Yeah.
02:12:49.000 But online, it doesn't happen that way.
02:12:51.000 I can't.
02:12:51.000 It doesn't even happen sometimes with people you know.
02:12:54.000 Like, like I was in the woods in Utah for a week.
02:12:58.000 I was out there elk hunting, and there's no service out there.
02:13:00.000 There's like a little bit of service at like one peak you get at.
02:13:04.000 You could make a few phone calls and check text messages.
02:13:08.000 And so I was getting some text messages that were showing me that Kimmel got fired.
02:13:13.000 You know, like, oh, look at this.
02:13:14.000 Jesus Christ, this is crazy.
02:13:16.000 And my thought was, what did he say?
02:13:18.000 Oh my god, what did he say?
02:13:20.000 He said something about Charlie Kirk after he got killed.
02:13:22.000 That's crazy.
02:13:23.000 Then I saw what he said, I was like, Well, that's not that bad.
02:13:26.000 No.
02:13:26.000 That's not accurate, but it's like in my mind as a comic, I'm like, he's just setting up this bit.
02:13:31.000 I'm like, and then I'm watching everybody freak out about this.
02:13:33.000 I'm like, and then I saw, okay, am I looking at it wrong?
02:13:36.000 Okay, it is kind of misleading because he's kind of saying that they're trying to label this person as anyone other than themselves, which is like a little weird.
02:13:48.000 Political finger pointing.
02:13:49.000 Yeah.
02:13:50.000 So that's not cool.
02:13:51.000 That's that's inaccurate.
02:13:52.000 But uh instead, I didn't get upset.
02:13:55.000 I didn't understand.
02:13:56.000 And then I started really realizing that people were upset at me because I wasn't saying anything.
02:14:01.000 I was in in support of it.
02:14:02.000 I was like, I'll show you a picture of where I am right now.
02:14:07.000 Hunting elk.
02:14:08.000 Yeah, like literally.
02:14:09.000 This is uh this is a picture of where I was.
02:14:12.000 Yeah.
02:14:13.000 I was up in the mountains.
02:14:15.000 But disappointing.
02:14:16.000 Even then, like you you don't get to tell people what they should and shouldn't comment on while you're silent about Gaza.
02:14:24.000 Yeah, whatever.
02:14:25.000 Okay, if I check, if I go through your social media and there's no organized outrage about what's happening right now in Gaza, and you're upset that there's there's a comedian that got for a few days got his show got stopped because he said mean things about the president, like this another shit in the world that might be more important than this and you might need medication.
02:14:52.000 You might but you might be a fucking crazy shut-in. 0.91
02:14:55.000 You might be a person that's addicted to your phone.
02:14:57.000 Get the fuck outside. 0.99
02:14:58.000 Yeah, get off your fucking mind.
02:14:59.000 You don't Require other people to comment on things.
02:15:03.000 You know, I read one comic said uh if you don't if you have a big platform and you're not commenting, all I could see is how much you love the taste of boot leather.
02:15:10.000 Like it's settled up.
02:15:12.000 Settle down.
02:15:13.000 Or I'm with my family right now having a meal.
02:15:16.000 This is one of the reasons why I've been off social media for like the last seven, eight months mostly.
02:15:21.000 Like I I'll look at it occasionally, I hardly ever post, and if I do post, it's just stuff about shows.
02:15:26.000 Like I did a show here, or here's a picture of this fun thing.
02:15:29.000 That's it.
02:15:30.000 But I don't read anything about me at all.
02:15:32.000 I know guys that have lost their minds.
02:15:35.000 They're in that all day long.
02:15:37.000 Having conversations with people on Twitter all day long, debating points, arguing stuff all day long, making response videos, making other videos, going and talking about it on a podcast.
02:15:48.000 Like, what are you doing with your life, man?
02:15:50.000 Yeah, it's really this is nuts.
02:15:51.000 Well, everybody raised a lot of these people that were like, can't uh uh boycott ABC and Disney cancel it, and I was like, well, don't do that.
02:15:59.000 Not only that, they made video.
02:16:00.000 Ron Pearlman made a video subscribed and then unsubscribed.
02:16:06.000 Like settle down.
02:16:08.000 Relax.
02:16:09.000 But also, if it is that the government tried to silence Jimmy Kimmel because they were trying to push through some sort of a merger and he doesn't like Jimmy Kimmel, so they try like yeah, that should be exposed.
02:16:21.000 That's fucked up.
02:16:22.000 I'm gonna need to see some emails.
02:16:24.000 I want to see them emails too.
02:16:25.000 I want to see some emails.
02:16:26.000 I would have this is one of the reasons why you need that Israeli spying software.
02:16:29.000 Yeah, we gotta get that.
02:16:31.000 We need it all everyone needs it.
02:16:32.000 We have no encryption, no encryption anymore.
02:16:34.000 We need to all read each other's phones.
02:16:36.000 I need to know what did you guys plan?
02:16:37.000 What'd you say?
02:16:38.000 Show me what you said.
02:16:39.000 Show me what you showed.
02:16:41.000 Show me.
02:16:41.000 Show it right now.
02:16:42.000 You son of a big one.
02:16:43.000 I think they're gonna come out and find out.
02:16:44.000 There we'll we'll find out.
02:16:45.000 It'll get exposed.
02:16:46.000 Jamie, tell me if this is true.
02:16:48.000 That there is a um this is uh something that someone sent me that every Samsung phone from uh 2022 on has something installed in it called app cloud.
02:17:05.000 App Cloud.
02:17:06.000 Yeah, and it's a backdoor and it allows you.
02:17:08.000 Here, I'll send you this thing, Jamie.
02:17:12.000 Uh I do not know if this is true.
02:17:14.000 It sounds ridiculous.
02:17:15.000 It allows someone to potentially get into your phone.
02:17:19.000 But I I asked a friend of mine who's a legit expert in this kind of shit.
02:17:22.000 He said, All they need is your phone number.
02:17:24.000 All that stuff is nonsense.
02:17:26.000 I go, really?
02:17:27.000 Is that easy?
02:17:28.000 It's that easy.
02:17:28.000 With Pegasus 2, he goes, All they need is your phone number.
02:17:31.000 And all this thing of like backdoor apps, like they need your phone number, they can just access everything.
02:17:36.000 Everything.
02:17:36.000 Jesus Christ.
02:17:37.000 Yeah.
02:17:38.000 It's a joke.
02:17:39.000 Why aren't we doing that then to people that we need to access their phones?
02:17:41.000 The only way well they do.
02:17:43.000 That's how the Israelis fucked everybody up. 1.00
02:17:45.000 You gotta give it to them, dude.
02:17:46.000 Them pagers, like that was one of the things.
02:17:49.000 Genius shit.
02:17:51.000 One of the most genius fucking operations I've ever heard of government pull off.
02:17:54.000 Send people pagers.
02:17:56.000 Keep the pa they have those pagers for a long time before they blew them up.
02:17:59.000 Yeah, they're like, yeah, send them out.
02:18:01.000 How long did they have those pagers before they detonated them, Jamie?
02:18:05.000 I want to say it was over a year.
02:18:06.000 It was like a government sponsored program they gave them to these people, right?
02:18:09.000 Is that what it was?
02:18:10.000 Well, the the thing is they were using pagers because they knew that if they were using cell phones that the Israelis had electronics that could read everything.
02:18:19.000 Sure.
02:18:19.000 So they could they could spy on all their phones.
02:18:21.000 So to get around that, they decided to use pagers.
02:18:24.000 So the Israelis knew that they were gonna use pagers because they have people embedded in these organizations.
02:18:30.000 They have people that are literally acting like they're Hezbollah or Hamas.
02:18:34.000 They're inside there, and then they're Israelis. 0.99
02:18:37.000 And so these people got a hold of their order before it they so they they order a bunch of pagers.
02:18:44.000 They get a hold of it, rig it with detonations, rig it with explosives, repackage it, send it to them, so then they get it like good, got the pager.
02:18:53.000 Fuck these Israelis. 1.00
02:18:55.000 They're putting a little bomb right next to your dick. 0.84
02:18:58.000 And you're walking around with this thing for I think a year or so.
02:19:02.000 Jesus.
02:19:04.000 I can't hear you.
02:19:05.000 I'm seeing five months.
02:19:06.000 Five months.
02:19:07.000 No, no, the ac actual but it wasn't yeah, it didn't all happen in once, two.
02:19:10.000 Okay, five went on for how long?
02:19:13.000 Like an hour.
02:19:14.000 An hour.
02:19:14.000 So for an hour, bang!
02:19:20.000 Everywhere you look pages are blowing up on dudes' dicks.
02:19:23.000 And think about where your pager is.
02:19:24.000 It's right there.
02:19:25.000 Right there.
02:19:25.000 Right where your balls are.
02:19:26.000 Boom.
02:19:28.000 Big old bowling ball hole where your legs used to be.
02:19:31.000 Wild.
02:19:32.000 Wild.
02:19:33.000 And they planned it out months and months in advance.
02:19:35.000 How about what they did to the Iranians? 0.98
02:19:37.000 Do you know what they did with them?
02:19:39.000 They had this this thing.
02:19:40.000 They they c made a phone call.
02:19:42.000 We need a meeting of everybody.
02:19:43.000 Meet in the bunker.
02:19:44.000 And they met them in the the but it was a prank phone call.
02:19:46.000 So all these Iranian guys, they met in the bunker and they fucking dusted that bunker. 1.00
02:19:51.000 They blew it apart.
02:19:52.000 Well they thought it was coming from higher order, and they were like, Yeah, we'll see you down there.
02:19:55.000 Oh boy, we're under attack.
02:19:56.000 Let's go meet at the bunker.
02:19:57.000 Boom! 0.99
02:19:57.000 Boom. 0.99
02:19:58.000 That's nuts, dude.
02:19:59.000 Genius.
02:19:59.000 Yeah.
02:20:00.000 Genius.
02:20:00.000 They know what they're doing.
02:20:01.000 They're plotting.
02:20:02.000 Oh, they're real good at it.
02:20:03.000 They're real good at it.
02:20:04.000 Yeah, they're real good at it.
02:20:08.000 It's uncomfortable.
02:20:10.000 It's crazy.
02:20:11.000 You know.
02:20:12.000 If if I was Jewish, I'd be like, yeah, we're the best.
02:20:15.000 Bro, we fucking we rule.
02:20:17.000 Have you seen this shit?
02:20:19.000 Have you seen what we've been doing?
02:20:20.000 Yeah, they're not.
02:20:21.000 Get everybody to come over here, put the hat on.
02:20:23.000 Put the hat on.
02:20:25.000 Did you see that Benjamin Netanyahu gave like this two-minute speech about how offensive it was that people say that Israel killed Charlie Kirk?
02:20:34.000 No.
02:20:34.000 But he just made an he made he just talked about it.
02:20:38.000 No one said that.
02:20:40.000 Like what?
02:20:41.000 I've never heard of Tell me more.
02:20:42.000 Yeah.
02:20:42.000 Who said that?
02:20:43.000 Tell me more.
02:20:44.000 Like who's saying this?
02:20:46.000 See, that's the kind of shit that I think when they plant information like that.
02:20:49.000 And then it becomes true, right?
02:20:50.000 Because then people online do start saying it.
02:20:52.000 Yeah.
02:20:53.000 So you're just feeding the the false narrative becomes a real narrative.
02:20:57.000 And he goes, see?
02:20:58.000 Well, it could be that he got hoodwinked.
02:21:00.000 That like he's an older dude, right?
02:21:02.000 So he's probably not on TikTok.
02:21:04.000 He's probably doesn't have his thumb to the pulse of the young people.
02:21:07.000 And someone comes in.
02:21:08.000 Like, Trump didn't understand when he would go to his vac his rallies and he would talk about the vaccine.
02:21:13.000 The people would boo.
02:21:14.000 He didn't understand.
02:21:14.000 It's like, why are they?
02:21:16.000 The vaccine was amazing.
02:21:17.000 I did it.
02:21:18.000 It was all me.
02:21:18.000 And they're like, no, no, no, we don't like the vaccine.
02:21:20.000 He didn't know.
02:21:21.000 So he doesn't have his thumb on the pulse.
02:21:23.000 Right.
02:21:23.000 So if someone comes to him, BB, they're saying we did it.
02:21:26.000 We didn't do it.
02:21:27.000 They're saying we did it.
02:21:28.000 You really need to do it.
02:21:29.000 Well, I'll tell people that we didn't do it.
02:21:30.000 He goes out and responds, well, he looks like he did it now.
02:21:33.000 Right.
02:21:33.000 Right?
02:21:33.000 And that could be a trick.
02:21:34.000 Because there's still a bunch of people in Israel trying to get rid of him, too.
02:21:37.000 Oh, yeah.
02:21:38.000 Like the day of October 7th, the day before, there was thousands of people in the streets protesting him.
02:21:45.000 Right.
02:21:46.000 They don't like him.
02:21:46.000 Oh, well, there's some people that do, there's some people that don't.
02:21:49.000 Sure.
02:21:49.000 Just like Trump.
02:21:50.000 You know, you could say, oh, the Americans hate Trump.
02:21:52.000 No, half the Americans hate Trump.
02:21:54.000 Half the Americans think he's the shit.
02:21:55.000 They love it.
02:21:56.000 They think they're like tired.
02:21:58.000 They're tired of liberals.
02:21:58.000 They're tired of people with blue hair screaming in their face.
02:22:01.000 They're tired.
02:22:01.000 And there's a contingency of people that don't give a fuck, but they're like, that's fine, I don't care.
02:22:05.000 They'll they don't they'll join the Republicans because the other people are so annoying.
02:22:10.000 At least the Republicans leave them alone.
02:22:11.000 That's what happens.
02:22:12.000 But they just want to be left alone.
02:22:13.000 Yeah, you guys are screeching and telling people what to do and what they have to say.
02:22:17.000 Like, you know, you you do what I tell you to.
02:22:19.000 You take that post down.
02:22:20.000 Like you you do what the fuck Yeah, yeah.
02:22:24.000 See what I'm saying?
02:22:25.000 Take that post.
02:22:25.000 Yeah, you take that post down.
02:22:27.000 They they want control over you.
02:22:29.000 Expressing your opinions.
02:22:30.000 That ain't good from either side, kids.
02:22:32.000 That's dangerous.
02:22:33.000 There's something with the app cloud thing.
02:22:34.000 Uh I found the post you posted, but I just asked Grock instead to see what it said.
02:22:39.000 What did Grox say?
02:22:40.000 Brock says it's a pre-installed system service on many Samsung Galaxy smartphones, particularly mid-range and budget models like the A series as well as some of the S-Series device devices, depending on the carrier or region.
02:22:51.000 It functions as an app recommendation and installation tool that suggests and promotes third-party apps, often games and promotional content, based on user behavior, location, and preferences.
02:23:02.000 This is part of Samsung's partnerships with carriers and app developers to generate revenue by subsidizing device costs through the preloaded or suggested installs.
02:23:12.000 Boy, I don't like all that.
02:23:13.000 There is a bunch of videos and posts about how to take it off and how to disable it.
02:23:18.000 So it's widely viewed as bloatware or adware due to its intrusive nature.
02:23:23.000 It can be easily uninstalled.
02:23:25.000 Oh, it can't be easily uninstalled, and notifications are non-dismissable.
02:23:29.000 Oh, that's gross.
02:23:31.000 It's not essential for core phone function, is often absence from carrier-free or unlocked devices bought directly from Samsung.
02:23:39.000 Okay.
02:23:40.000 So it's not a Samsung issue.
02:23:42.000 It's someone else puts it on a Samsung phone.
02:23:45.000 There's no verified evidence supporting claims of data being sent to external entities like intelligent firms.
02:23:51.000 These appear to stem from misinformation on social media.
02:23:55.000 Or you're lying.
02:23:59.000 When I look it up, uh this post people were posting on Instagram two days ago.
02:24:03.000 It mentions iron source, which that did not.
02:24:06.000 So it Googled Iron Source.
02:24:13.000 Now part of Unity that provides a platform for mobile app creators to monetize their apps through user acquisition and advertising.
02:24:20.000 Funded in 2010 with significant presence in Tel Aviv.
02:24:23.000 Company has merged with the U.S. gaming firm Unity in November 2022 to form an end-to-end platform for the app economy.
02:24:30.000 What does that mean?
02:24:32.000 What did you just say?
02:24:37.000 What are you talking about?
02:24:39.000 Israelis iron source trades in Europe.
02:24:41.000 They are the best at it.
02:24:42.000 They figured out Pegasus.
02:24:44.000 That's how uh whoever got Jeff Bezos got him.
02:24:47.000 They got him through a WhatsApp link.
02:24:49.000 So that was the first Pegasus.
02:24:50.000 I'd send you a WhatsApp message like Santino, you gotta check this out.
02:24:53.000 And you'd be like, What is it?
02:24:55.000 And so you check out some you know, some X article that I send you, but as you're clicking on it, it puts an exploit into your phone.
02:25:02.000 So now they have full access to your phone.
02:25:04.000 They got all your f dick pics, all your photos, all your dirty little text messages. 0.61
02:25:09.000 All my dick pics are from Jamie.
02:25:10.000 But now with Pegasus 2, all they need is your phone number.
02:25:14.000 Fuck.
02:25:15.000 Just your phone number.
02:25:16.000 Bunkers. 1.00
02:25:17.000 Yeah.
02:25:18.000 That's so dark.
02:25:19.000 It's nuts.
02:25:20.000 How can they protect that?
02:25:21.000 You can't protect that.
02:25:22.000 Yeah.
02:25:22.000 It's it's really hard.
02:25:24.000 And then you think, well, I'll just use encrypt apps, encrypted apps, like WhatsApp does that, right?
02:25:29.000 WhatsApp.
02:25:30.000 Yeah.
02:25:31.000 And then there's also Signal.
02:25:32.000 And then there's like Telegram and a few other ones, but they can get in those too if they want to.
02:25:38.000 They did it with Tucker Carlson.
02:25:39.000 Tucker Carlson was going to um to the Soviet Union.
02:25:43.000 Or it doesn't exist anymore.
02:25:45.000 He was going to Russia to talk to well see oh that was a Freudian, because they're probably trying to bring that bitch back. 1.00
02:25:51.000 He was going to Russia to try to meet with Putin, and they found out and they contacted him and they said we read your signal.
02:25:56.000 And he's like, What?
02:25:57.000 I didn't even know you could do that.
02:25:59.000 What did he say on the what did what was it?
02:26:01.000 Well, his signal chat was he was going back and forth with someone about setting up a meeting with Putin.
02:26:09.000 And so the State Department, or whoever it was, whoever it was in the Biden administration made the call.
02:26:16.000 Made the call to spend an extraordinary amount of money to unencrypt his signal.
02:26:21.000 Jesus.
02:26:22.000 Yeah, and read his messages.
02:26:24.000 Because, you know, you're not supposed to be talking to people we don't like.
02:26:27.000 Can't be talking to people you don't like.
02:26:28.000 Yeah.
02:26:29.000 We might get a wrong opinion of who that person is, which I kind of get it.
02:26:33.000 I know what you're saying.
02:26:34.000 Uh I don't ever think that not talking to people is the solution.
02:26:39.000 But I do understand what they're saying.
02:26:41.000 Yeah, but traditionally, don't we usually try to talk to people so we can try to figure out how we can make some headway?
02:26:47.000 It would be the better option for everybody.
02:26:50.000 Especially if cooler heads could prevail.
02:26:51.000 But the thing about this Ukraine Russia thing is like I think Trump grossly underestimated the amount of work that it's gonna take to stop this.
02:27:00.000 You know, when he got but when he was running, he was saying that one day get me in the office and one day I'll have a deal.
02:27:07.000 No, there's no deal.
02:27:09.000 There's no deal.
02:27:10.000 And the thing is like Putin is very smart.
02:27:13.000 He's not gonna, you know, he's gonna play.
02:27:16.000 He's like gonna cat and mouse this.
02:27:18.000 Like you can't just say I'm gonna be able to do a deal with Putin, you know, because I'm the alpha.
02:27:24.000 He's like, really?
02:27:25.000 It's not how it works.
02:27:26.000 I feel like pushing into Poland. 1.00
02:27:28.000 You know, and like things can get real squirrely because of that.
02:27:30.000 Because you you can't that's a that's a former KGB guy who is uh like uh a Russian nationalist, right?
02:27:42.000 Like he's he's the president of Russia for how long now?
02:27:45.000 How long has he been running Russia?
02:27:47.000 Forever.
02:27:48.000 I mean, since I can remember, I don't know.
02:27:49.000 How long has he been around?
02:27:51.000 You can't out alpha that guy.
02:27:53.000 No, he's the guy.
02:27:54.000 Yeah.
02:27:54.000 I mean, maybe you can have some sort of a deal could be made.
02:27:58.000 But if you think you're gonna be able to say, I'll have a deal tomorrow, he's like, nah.
02:28:02.000 No, you won't.
02:28:03.000 I don't think so.
02:28:03.000 Yeah.
02:28:04.000 I'm going through the woods.
02:28:06.000 I'm going to go fuck something.
02:28:07.000 Yeah.
02:28:08.000 I think you'll wait.
02:28:09.000 He's riding a bear with no shirt on.
02:28:12.000 I think you have to wit.
02:28:13.000 I will red bear.
02:28:14.000 You know, there's a lot of people that think he might be one of the richest men alive.
02:28:17.000 Well, though, well, they don't disclose, so who knows?
02:28:19.000 He has no idea.
02:28:20.000 No one has any idea how much money he has.
02:28:22.000 You know.
02:28:23.000 And he's not gonna just listen to you.
02:28:25.000 No.
02:28:25.000 You're poor to him.
02:28:26.000 Yeah, you mean Trump's only got like a couple billion.
02:28:29.000 Like, shut up.
02:28:29.000 Yeah, you're like couple billion Lula.
02:28:31.000 You're good.
02:28:32.000 It's nice.
02:28:32.000 Depends for you.
02:28:33.000 I have boat your size.
02:28:34.000 Size of your entire GDP.
02:28:36.000 I have yacht the size of White House.
02:28:38.000 They got some crazy ass yachts that they stole too. 0.79
02:28:41.000 That was another weird thing during the Ukrainian invasion.
02:28:44.000 Everybody's like, yeah, well, all your rich friends were stealing their boats.
02:28:48.000 They stole all the yachts from all the oligarchs.
02:28:50.000 Oh, that's fucking.
02:28:51.000 And I was always like, where do those yachts go?
02:28:53.000 Who gets to keep them?
02:28:54.000 What's going on?
02:28:56.000 He's got 'em.
02:28:57.000 No.
02:28:57.000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
02:28:59.000 They stole it from the Russians. 0.99
02:29:00.000 Oh.
02:29:01.000 The international community.
02:29:02.000 Yeah.
02:29:03.000 Where are they now?
02:29:04.000 A lot of them are parked in ports and they have to be maintained because otherwise you lose the value of the boats.
02:29:09.000 And those vo like a boat, like one of them Russian oligarch yachts, bro, that is millions and millions of dollars every year just to maintain it.
02:29:18.000 Just to maintain it.
02:29:20.000 Just to maintain it.
02:29:21.000 And then like every couple of years you gotta pull it out of the fucking water and they gotta clean it, put new paint on it, and like how much money that costs. 0.56
02:29:29.000 Yeah.
02:29:30.000 You have to be so rich just to maintain it.
02:29:32.000 And then they just took them from 'em.
02:29:34.000 And then they just have them somewhere.
02:29:36.000 And then the states like states paying for it.
02:29:38.000 Yeah.
02:29:38.000 Yeah.
02:29:39.000 Like I rem there was one of them that was in Italy, and so the Italians had to pay, and they're like, We don't have this fucking money.
02:29:43.000 I don't want to pay for this.
02:29:46.000 They they're fucking I mean, how many let's find out?
02:29:50.000 Let's take a guess.
02:29:51.000 How many Russian oligarch yachts were captured.
02:29:56.000 How many do you think were confiscated?
02:29:58.000 If you had a guess.
02:29:59.000 I want to say 14.
02:30:01.000 Oh, I was gonna say I I wanted to say something in the number of like thirty or forty.
02:30:06.000 I mean, the amount of money that's out there on these guys.
02:30:08.000 I mean, it's endless.
02:30:09.000 It's endless trail of money.
02:30:10.000 Multi I bet you a lot of these people had multiple yachts.
02:30:12.000 I bet.
02:30:13.000 They got a yacht for a yacht, you got a tug yacht, you know?
02:30:15.000 You got a yacht for your hose.
02:30:16.000 You got a yacht for the house.
02:30:17.000 Yacht for your family.
02:30:19.000 Yeah.
02:30:19.000 Yacht for your other family.
02:30:23.000 They do I get they have they have yachts to get for cocaine.
02:30:26.000 Yeah.
02:30:26.000 Just this is cocaine.
02:30:27.000 It's Michael Kin yacht.
02:30:28.000 My co ken yacht. 0.51
02:30:29.000 Look.
02:30:29.000 You want to go?
02:30:30.000 All black. 0.97
02:30:31.000 Get it?
02:30:31.000 Get it?
02:30:32.000 It's all black, not white.
02:30:33.000 Get it?
02:30:34.000 He's I treat them.
02:30:35.000 I trick.
02:30:35.000 I'm clever.
02:30:36.000 This is where my cocaine is.
02:30:37.000 It looks you could find all the coke.
02:30:39.000 Everything is black. 0.74
02:30:40.000 The floors, the tables.
02:30:41.000 That's cook everywhere. 0.55
02:30:43.000 If you lose a little coke, you know where it goes.
02:30:45.000 You just look for white stuff.
02:30:48.000 I don't I haven't found the number yet, but one of them I was looking up, uh they got it in Fiji, and I was reading about how they had it.
02:30:55.000 Shipped back to Hawaii, but now it's for auction.
02:30:58.000 Oh.
02:30:58.000 So now we're like high it.
02:31:00.000 Yeah, but now you're gonna be the owner of this Russian guy's yacht that wants it back. 0.79
02:31:04.000 No, no, no, he's gonna understand.
02:31:05.000 Because they said he wanted to buy it back.
02:31:06.000 No, no, no.
02:31:07.000 I'm gonna tell him I'm gonna tell him browse mine now, I'm sorry.
02:31:10.000 He'll just let you have it.
02:31:12.000 Three hundred million.
02:31:13.000 It was worth three hundred million when it was seized in twenty twenty-two.
02:31:17.000 Look at the size of it.
02:31:19.000 It has six decks, I think is what the fucking apartment.
02:31:21.000 348.
02:31:22.000 It's an apartment building.
02:31:24.000 Yeah.
02:31:24.000 Not an apartment.
02:31:25.000 That's what I meant.
02:31:25.000 Apartment building.
02:31:26.000 Yeah.
02:31:27.000 The U.S. government seized the gleaming yacht three years ago when it was docked in a marina in Fiji with local assistance.
02:31:33.000 They argued that the vessel called Amadea, Latin for God's love, was owned by Suleiman Kermov, a Russian oligarch under U.S. sanctions with a network worth of $16.4 billion, according to Forbes, and ties to President Vladimir Putin of Russia.
02:31:52.000 Isn't that funny?
02:31:53.000 All you have to do is have ties to them and they can steal your boat.
02:31:55.000 $16.4 billion.
02:31:57.000 Yeah.
02:31:57.000 And that's probably a guess, right?
02:31:59.000 Well, that's what's weird.
02:32:00.000 It's like ties to him.
02:32:01.000 Like what what are the extent of those ties?
02:32:03.000 How do they know each other?
02:32:04.000 Someone else owned it on paper though.
02:32:05.000 Oh, on paper, the owner was a different wealthy Russian.
02:32:08.000 Edward Kudane.
02:32:11.000 Kudanatov.
02:32:12.000 Kudanatov.
02:32:13.000 Kudenatov.
02:32:14.000 Uh one time pig breeder.
02:32:16.000 Jesus Christ.
02:32:16.000 Who had not been sanctioned by the United States.
02:32:19.000 Mr. Kudenatov's claim on the Amadea began a legal battle that has delayed the yacht's sale and could pose problems for its eventual owner.
02:32:27.000 Well, if they just stole it from the pig farmer, then what the fuck, US? 0.67
02:32:30.000 Yeah, what are we doing?
02:32:31.000 How'd this guy get it?
02:32:32.000 How'd the first guy get it?
02:32:34.000 This is obviously bought in someone else's name.
02:32:37.000 Oh, the oligarch?
02:32:38.000 Yeah, that's who they took it from.
02:32:40.000 He was borrowing it.
02:32:41.000 He's barring it.
02:32:42.000 He asked me to borrow.
02:32:43.000 When you're that rich, bro, you it's a flex.
02:32:45.000 Let me take that yacht. 0.82
02:32:46.000 You want to borrow my yacht, though.
02:32:47.000 Take it.
02:32:47.000 I don't give a shit.
02:32:48.000 Take the yacht.
02:32:49.000 Kill the chef. 1.00
02:32:50.000 I don't care.
02:32:51.000 Kill the chef. 1.00
02:32:52.000 Shoot him in the head if you don't like the way you're sticky spooked.
02:32:55.000 Please spare me.
02:32:56.000 There was at least six or seven other yachts I was reading up on, and that was not the biggest one.
02:33:00.000 That's not the biggest one?
02:33:01.000 No, no, no.
02:33:01.000 Whoa, what's the biggest one they seized?
02:33:03.000 I'm telling you, those guys are balling so hard.
02:33:08.000 That's slightly bigger.
02:33:09.000 And you wonder why Nancy Pelosi keeps embezzling money like this. 1.00
02:33:12.000 Smart she wants to be able to do it. 1.00
02:33:13.000 She's not a bustling.
02:33:14.000 She's uh insider trading.
02:33:15.000 Yeah, inside.
02:33:16.000 She's doing it legally, though.
02:33:17.000 Yeah, of course.
02:33:17.000 So what the fuck?
02:33:18.000 They're all doing it legally.
02:33:19.000 Why complain?
02:33:20.000 Yeah.
02:33:21.000 Wow.
02:33:21.000 Whoa.
02:33:22.000 That's a little bigger.
02:33:23.000 See, when you're around all this, you're like, why do the Russians get all the yachts? 1.00
02:33:30.000 Nirvana.
02:33:31.000 That's a big thing.
02:33:32.000 Paul, we need more money.
02:33:35.000 That is fucking insane.
02:33:37.000 Look, wait, look at go back.
02:33:38.000 Look at the size of that bullshit little jet ski next to that thing. 1.00
02:33:40.000 Look how big that is.
02:33:42.000 It's huge.
02:33:43.000 Three decks.
02:33:45.000 How many feet long is that?
02:33:46.000 Well, there's these are listed in meters.
02:33:49.000 What is that?
02:33:50.000 Nah, it's 240 feet about stable as machine.
02:33:54.000 Look at you, that was quick.
02:33:54.000 It's like three.
02:33:56.000 Yeah, just about three.
02:33:57.000 There's like a um a formula that you do when you convert like meters to feet meters to yards.
02:34:03.000 How do you do that?
02:34:05.000 Like someone told me from the archery community, told me how to do that.
02:34:08.000 If you have like a range finder that says meters.
02:34:11.000 Oh one point oh nine.
02:34:12.000 One point.
02:34:14.000 Right, that's right, yeah.
02:34:16.000 Meters and yards.
02:34:18.000 So if it's like which one's longer?
02:34:21.000 Your meter.
02:34:22.000 Oh.
02:34:23.000 Okay, so a hundred meters, like a hundred and ten yards?
02:34:26.000 Yeah.
02:34:26.000 Okay.
02:34:26.000 Give or take, yeah.
02:34:27.000 There you go.
02:34:28.000 I know the only reason I know that because of golf.
02:34:29.000 I don't know.
02:34:30.000 When I if you golf if I golf overseas, they always do meters.
02:34:33.000 Right.
02:34:33.000 And they don't convert for you.
02:34:34.000 Oh.
02:34:35.000 So you'll go though when they say it, they'll go, you know, down in Australia.
02:34:39.000 Like 128.
02:34:40.000 And you're like, 120, uh no fucking.
02:34:42.000 Oh, you gotta do it, baby.
02:34:44.000 Oh no.
02:34:44.000 I had my phone out at one point.
02:34:45.000 I was like, oh, Tony and I gotta phone and put it in the thing.
02:34:48.000 Oh, that's funny.
02:34:48.000 They were making fun of me.
02:34:49.000 Like, come on, Matt.
02:34:50.000 You don't know if you don't know any fucking conversions.
02:34:51.000 I'm like, nah, I don't know.
02:34:52.000 My conversions, man.
02:34:53.000 They taught us in high school and then they gave up.
02:34:55.000 Well, we gave I gave up.
02:34:57.000 But I they gave up like by the time I was out of high school, they stopped doing it.
02:35:01.000 Same thing with curses.
02:35:02.000 They gave up, but they gave up on the metric system in 85.
02:35:05.000 They were gonna try to impart the metric system in the entire country.
02:35:08.000 Yeah, we weren't interested.
02:35:09.000 Nope.
02:35:09.000 Fuck you.
02:35:10.000 You fuck you too.
02:35:10.000 We got the bomb, bitch.
02:35:14.000 We're doing our own numbers, man.
02:35:15.000 We're digging inches and you could suck my suck my inches. 1.00
02:35:17.000 Inches and pounds.
02:35:19.000 Go fuck yourself with your metric system. 0.75
02:35:22.000 It's kind of funny.
02:35:24.000 Yeah, I like it.
02:35:24.000 Fuck you and fuck soccer.
02:35:26.000 Fuck you.
02:35:29.000 America was like, we're not doing it.
02:35:31.000 Yeah, we didn't do it.
02:35:32.000 Not doing it.
02:35:33.000 Sorry.
02:35:33.000 No, we gotta we got a sport like soccer, but it's like concussion.
02:35:36.000 We just run each other full fuck.
02:35:39.000 Speed.
02:35:40.000 Crushing each other.
02:35:41.000 Yeah.
02:35:43.000 Gladiator shit.
02:35:44.000 Yeah.
02:35:45.000 Um, I wonder what's worse for you.
02:35:47.000 That or fighting.
02:35:49.000 I used to think it was that, but then I started watching some documentaries about um old time fighters.
02:35:57.000 Bad.
02:35:58.000 Oh my god, dude.
02:35:59.000 Well, you remember when the NHL was gonna ban fighting, and then I think they found out there was research that found out that the most concussions that came from on the ice were from board hits.
02:36:09.000 Oh, yeah.
02:36:10.000 For sure.
02:36:10.000 Heads bouncing off the board.
02:36:12.000 Yeah, for sure.
02:36:12.000 So they were like the fights weren't because you're so unstable on skates, the fighting wasn't as brutal as obviously ground fighting, because you have m you have you have stability, right?
02:36:23.000 I saw a dude judo throw a guy though.
02:36:25.000 It's pretty rad.
02:36:26.000 On ice?
02:36:27.000 Oh yeah.
02:36:28.000 It's kind of uncool.
02:36:30.000 It's not cool.
02:36:30.000 The guy takes his helmet off and you judo throw him, he could die.
02:36:33.000 Could he?
02:36:34.000 Easily.
02:36:35.000 I don't know.
02:36:35.000 I don't know what happened guy.
02:36:36.000 It didn't look like he died, but he definitely got KO'd.
02:36:39.000 This dude hip tossed him. 0.86
02:36:40.000 Those ice fights, though, they're they're brutal, but they the bouncing of the head off the glass, they see.
02:36:44.000 Watch this.
02:36:45.000 Whoa.
02:36:46.000 Oh, he bounced on his back, I think.
02:36:47.000 Bro, his head hit the ground, son.
02:36:49.000 Look at this.
02:36:50.000 100% his head.
02:36:51.000 It's a good throw.
02:36:52.000 His head hit the ground 100%.
02:36:53.000 Yeah, that's not good.
02:36:54.000 Boom.
02:36:55.000 Right there.
02:36:56.000 100%.
02:36:56.000 There's a bounce.
02:36:57.000 Yeah, that's not good.
02:36:58.000 Not good.
02:36:59.000 Not good, dude.
02:36:59.000 Yeah.
02:37:00.000 That was a good throw.
02:37:01.000 I was just gonna say it's a good throw, dude.
02:37:02.000 As a guy who appreciates it.
02:37:03.000 His positioning was perfect, dude.
02:37:05.000 Really new as shit.
02:37:06.000 That's the thing.
02:37:06.000 If you could teach like a judo practitioner, you could teach like a Carl Parisian or Yoel Romero or Hector Lombard.
02:37:12.000 Well, you're all Romero's a wrestler, but Hector Lombard, who was a jiu-jitsu champion from Cuba.
02:37:17.000 Teach a guy like that how to fight in hockey games, you're in fucking trouble, sucks.
02:37:21.000 Yeah, but grab a hold of your shit.
02:37:23.000 If he's a really good skater, and I'm sure he's got amazing balance because every judoka has insane balance.
02:37:28.000 You have to be able to like rotate your your your weight, transfer your weight at the split split second interviews and you gotta be able to manipulate another person's body and weight and the kind of strength that you would have slam someone on the ice like that Well that's when it's over though, that's the only rule of hockey, right?
02:37:44.000 If you're down it's out.
02:37:45.000 Is that the rule?
02:37:46.000 You can't your fight's over when they go down.
02:37:48.000 Yeah, you can't fucking you can't hit him when he's down.
02:37:50.000 Aren't they doing like a whole fight league where they f like a hockey fight thing?
02:37:54.000 Yeah, I feel like the Russians have that, like a hockey skate scale hockey fight thing. 0.66
02:37:58.000 Russians have people fighting in cars.
02:37:59.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:37:59.000 Have you seen the car fights?
02:38:00.000 No, dude.
02:38:01.000 You're you buckled up in a C Punch.
02:38:03.000 I have seen this.
02:38:03.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:38:04.000 They just start beating the fucking shit out of each other.
02:38:06.000 That is insane.
02:38:07.000 It's so insane, dude.
02:38:09.000 It's so insane.
02:38:11.000 Yeah, these guys, right?
02:38:12.000 Yeah, that's exactly right.
02:38:13.000 There's just there's just ice fights.
02:38:14.000 Oh my god, this is so crazy.
02:38:16.000 So they have MMA gloves on and they're fighting on ice.
02:38:18.000 This is nuts, dude.
02:38:20.000 This is Oh, spinning backfist.
02:38:22.000 Closer to the basketball court thing, though.
02:38:24.000 There's no walls.
02:38:25.000 Yeah, no, pretty good idea.
02:38:27.000 Except the whole can't go down on the ground.
02:38:29.000 The the the whole skate thing is nonsense.
02:38:31.000 Like the whole why are you limiting people's movement?
02:38:34.000 Yeah, but it is it is so much harder to fight on ice.
02:38:37.000 Oh, yeah.
02:38:37.000 It's fucking so hard.
02:38:39.000 Well, also, it's such a factor that if you're a really good skater but a shitty boxer, you could fuck a guy up, it was probably better than you.
02:38:45.000 For sure.
02:38:46.000 Because he was not gonna know how to balance himself when he's transferring weight.
02:38:49.000 You could just kind of pop hop pop him and he won't be able to do anything about it.
02:38:52.000 He can keep it together and just like gently pop them.
02:38:56.000 Stumbling all over the place.
02:38:58.000 It's just a dumb way to fight.
02:38:59.000 Ice fights.
02:39:01.000 Ice fights, baby. 0.83
02:39:02.000 It is weird though that hockey allows fights.
02:39:05.000 I love it.
02:39:05.000 It's weird.
02:39:07.000 It's weird that there's like one sport that like eh.
02:39:09.000 It's tradition.
02:39:11.000 Weird.
02:39:12.000 Yeah, I know, but it is but I do think also because the brutality of the fights wouldn't be as gruesome as that of NBA, NFL, you know what I mean with ground.
02:39:21.000 So that they I think they factor in the fact that it's like these fights don't really last long.
02:39:24.000 They get a couple shots, it's usually nobody gets hurt.
02:39:26.000 And they usually break it up pretty quickly.
02:39:28.000 When the refs can sneak in, they will. 1.00
02:39:30.000 Yeah.
02:39:30.000 I love it.
02:39:31.000 I think it's such a cool part of the sport.
02:39:32.000 It's a great part of the sport.
02:39:34.000 Without that, people are gonna hate it.
02:39:38.000 Of course they did.
02:39:40.000 Of course they did.
02:39:40.000 Oh, with the helmets on.
02:39:42.000 The helmets are smart, honestly.
02:39:43.000 Because when you get KO'd and your head bounces off the ground, you really need that helmet.
02:39:47.000 But you could also break the fucking shit out of your hand on that helmet.
02:39:50.000 Oh, they are for sure.
02:39:51.000 For sure.
02:39:52.000 Yeah, that's a terrible way to break your hand.
02:39:54.000 Bare knuckle ice fights sponsored by Buffalo Wild Wings.
02:39:57.000 Sponsored by Pfizer.
02:39:59.000 Do you have brain damage?
02:40:01.000 Yeah.
02:40:01.000 Is it make you depressed?
02:40:03.000 Try taking Zol exams.
02:40:06.000 Toledans will figure everything out for you. 0.98
02:40:09.000 Yeah.
02:40:11.000 Um We live in some weird times, my friend.
02:40:14.000 We really do.
02:40:15.000 Well, we're trying our best.
02:40:17.000 Yeah.
02:40:18.000 We're trying our best in a totally fucked up time.
02:40:20.000 I do think I do think we're gonna see a swing.
02:40:22.000 I think things way.
02:40:24.000 I think things are gonna even out a little bit and get a little bit calmer.
02:40:26.000 I think people it's so chaotic.
02:40:28.000 I hope so.
02:40:29.000 I hope cooler heads prevail.
02:40:31.000 Because we're in a bad way.
02:40:32.000 But there's a lot of people, unfortunately, in this country that don't see uh a bright future for themselves.
02:40:38.000 And this is also part of the problem with uh the narratives that we're being fed on social media, is that they start looking at their economic future and it looks very bleak and they want to point a finger at someone like somebody fucked me.
02:40:49.000 Like, why are these people, there's a few people that have all this money.
02:40:53.000 You know, and this is one of the things one of them CEOs was talking about on a podcast that we like that they have to be really careful because like once AI does happen, like people are gonna come for them.
02:41:05.000 Oh, yeah.
02:41:06.000 Like the people are gonna like the Did you see what happened in Nepal? 0.89
02:41:10.000 They took over the whole government.
02:41:12.000 Oh, they overthrew it.
02:41:13.000 They overthrew the government.
02:41:14.000 And they they voted in a new leader on Discord.
02:41:18.000 That's how they voted in their new leader.
02:41:20.000 Wow.
02:41:20.000 They took over the government.
02:41:22.000 Because the government was trying to impose rules on what they could post online, what they could see online, and the young people had enough.
02:41:29.000 They were like, no.
02:41:30.000 And they're like, E fucking enough. 0.73
02:41:32.000 And they it was an actual overthrowing of the government.
02:41:36.000 Wow.
02:41:36.000 Which I do not know if it was orchestrated by an intelligence agency.
02:41:40.000 That's the problem.
02:41:41.000 Could be.
02:41:42.000 I used to think what a great story.
02:41:43.000 That's so cool.
02:41:45.000 Then I met Mike Benz, and he's like, no, USAID has been funding these things for years.
02:41:48.000 Like, what?
02:41:49.000 No.
02:41:50.000 Yes.
02:41:51.000 He was saying USA's for things that are too dirty for the CIA.
02:41:55.000 So they farm it off to these NGOs.
02:41:58.000 The government officials had to leave the parliament building by helicopter.
02:42:02.000 Whoa! 0.71
02:42:03.000 Chaos is so much on the That's awesome.
02:42:06.000 They're hanging on to helicopters.
02:42:08.000 That's crazy.
02:42:10.000 Yeah, I haven't watched a lot of the videos.
02:42:12.000 There's a guy who I think he was randomly traveling on motorcycle through there while this was happening.
02:42:16.000 He's just sort of stayed that.
02:42:18.000 And he keeps filming like on the ground stuff.
02:42:19.000 Is so nuts.
02:42:20.000 Imagine like, look, we can get you out here, but we don't have time to get you in the helicopter.
02:42:25.000 They're at the door.
02:42:27.000 Just put this fucking thing between your legs and hang on. 1.00
02:42:29.000 Do you have gloves?
02:42:30.000 Do you have gloves?
02:42:31.000 Hang on.
02:42:32.000 Is he in Catman do?
02:42:33.000 By the way, how long do you think you could hang on to that without a strap?
02:42:37.000 Zero seconds.
02:42:38.000 Not a long time.
02:42:39.000 Like zero seconds.
02:42:39.000 Yeah, that's gonna be tough.
02:42:41.000 That's a wire.
02:42:42.000 Yeah, that's tough.
02:42:43.000 That's a nylon wire.
02:42:44.000 Nepal is burning. 0.88
02:42:46.000 Wow.
02:42:47.000 The real story behind Go back.
02:42:49.000 What is it?
02:42:51.000 Which one was it?
02:42:53.000 Yeah.
02:42:53.000 Um Nepal Gen Z protest.
02:42:57.000 The real story behind the uprising, connecting the dots.
02:43:00.000 Look at they're all filled.
02:43:01.000 Everyone's got their camera out.
02:43:02.000 Some people have masks on.
02:43:04.000 Jesus Christ, man.
02:43:06.000 We live in the dumbest of times in the wildest time of times.
02:43:12.000 The mask thing.
02:43:13.000 It's like every time I see someone with a mask on, I'm like, you gotta stop.
02:43:16.000 You gotta stop.
02:43:17.000 They're everywhere.
02:43:18.000 I still see them everywhere.
02:43:19.000 But it's like a it's a green light for idiots to just also be able to commit crimes because you're allowing people to cover their face, which used to be a red light.
02:43:29.000 Like if you go into a bank with a mask on in the past, it was like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, this guy's got a mask on.
02:43:34.000 Everybody got their guns out.
02:43:36.000 Now it's normal.
02:43:37.000 Normal to see him.
02:43:38.000 But this guy, this fully masked guy.
02:43:40.000 Uh my buddy Sean sent me a video of a guy on his block, their security camera.
02:43:45.000 Broad daylight, middle of the day, getting groceries out of his car with his kid and his wife.
02:43:50.000 Guy runs up to him with a with a gun, robs him of his watch.
02:43:54.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.
02:43:54.000 Broad daylight, fully masked up.
02:43:56.000 You know, where was this at?
02:43:57.000 In LA.
02:43:58.000 Oh my god.
02:43:59.000 In the valley.
02:44:00.000 The video's wild, dude.
02:44:01.000 The wife comes out, he points the gun right at the wife. 1.00
02:44:04.000 Oh my god.
02:44:04.000 And I mean, doesn't shoot anybody, thank God the guys are the kids are everything was safe.
02:44:09.000 But he got but he goes, take it off.
02:44:10.000 You can hear the audio goes, take it off.
02:44:12.000 And he takes his watch off pretty quickly, gives it to him, and he gets in his car and they speed away.
02:44:16.000 And I was like, This wasn't cruising to the neighborhood seeing a guy unloading his car.
02:44:20.000 They saw him at the grocery store, clocked it and we're like, we're following the colour.
02:44:23.000 No, they do that all the time to people.
02:44:24.000 We're following that guy home.
02:44:25.000 That's how we say if he gets colock, he'll be out of jail.
02:44:28.000 Yeah.
02:44:28.000 No cash bail.
02:44:29.000 Well, they're never gonna catch him.
02:44:30.000 The car was stolen.
02:44:31.000 Even if he gets caught.
02:44:31.000 Yeah.
02:44:32.000 It doesn't matter.
02:44:33.000 They let him out.
02:44:34.000 Yeah, it's crazy.
02:44:34.000 What is that about?
02:44:35.000 I dude.
02:44:36.000 Like if I wanted to destroy society, that's how I would do it.
02:44:39.000 I just allow people I'm not saying that that's why they do it, but if I wanted to destroy society, I would just say, listen, the way to combat all this inequalities in the world is whenever someone gets arrested, you just let them go.
02:44:50.000 Just let them go.
02:44:51.000 Because otherwise you're racist.
02:44:52.000 Like, oh, okay.
02:44:53.000 And you just let people out.
02:44:54.000 Like let violent criminals back on the streets.
02:44:57.000 No, like none of these people ever have any solution for how to make the places where these people grow up less violent.
02:45:06.000 Zero.
02:45:07.000 Zero discussion about it.
02:45:09.000 No talk about it.
02:45:11.000 Right.
02:45:11.000 They just think that there's systemic racism.
02:45:14.000 And so that's why people get arrested.
02:45:15.000 Like instead of trying to fix it.
02:45:18.000 And then the way people can gaslight other people's behavior in order to find some sort of a way of not giving the people on the other side a win.
02:45:30.000 One of the craziest conversations I saw people have online in one of those cable talk shows.
02:45:36.000 Was uh they were having a conversation about why this guy would shoot Charlie Kirk.
02:45:45.000 And they were the the angle they were taking was that he was in a relationship, a loving, amazing relationship with another man who was a trans woman.
02:45:54.000 Charlie Kirk was?
02:45:54.000 No, no, no.
02:45:55.000 The guy was a little bit of a short.
02:45:55.000 Oh, she was like, what the fuck?
02:45:56.000 The guy's the shooter.
02:45:57.000 Oh, right.
02:45:58.000 Is that true?
02:45:59.000 That's why, yeah, allegedly.
02:46:00.000 And that that's why when Charlie Kirk's words hurt so much that he had to take action.
02:46:05.000 Like gaslighting and justifying an assassination.
02:46:10.000 Yeah, it's because this guy was saying mean things about trans people.
02:46:13.000 Like, don't listen.
02:46:14.000 Yeah.
02:46:14.000 Don't listen.
02:46:15.000 Did he say mean things about trans people, by the way?
02:46:17.000 That's the other thing.
02:46:18.000 Um well, he definitely said that they were not really women.
02:46:22.000 Right, which I don't think is mean because it's biologically accurate.
02:46:24.000 It's just insensitive to people who want you to go along with it.
02:46:27.000 Right.
02:46:28.000 That's what it is.
02:46:29.000 I just don't follow the man enough.
02:46:30.000 I don't know anything about I I saw clips, so that's all I kind of that was my my perspective was watching him do trolley clips online.
02:46:35.000 I mean the guy trolled a lot online.
02:46:37.000 Yeah, well he did a lot to get people riled up.
02:46:40.000 Big time.
02:46:41.000 Big time.
02:46:42.000 A lot about DEI.
02:46:43.000 That's one of the reasons why people think he's very you know very problematic.
02:46:48.000 He was against He's also said the the civil rights bill.
02:46:53.000 And but he had a really good point.
02:46:54.000 He said it should be just a one page thing.
02:46:57.000 Instead of that, it should be a one page thing that says it is illegal to discriminate on the basis of race, color, ethnicity.
02:47:05.000 Simple.
02:47:06.000 Right.
02:47:06.000 Which makes sense.
02:47:07.000 Like it should be illegal to do that.
02:47:09.000 It is correct.
02:47:10.000 Yeah.
02:47:10.000 Yeah.
02:47:11.000 I mean But it's like, you know, you have all these conversations and some of them, you know, some of them look not so good out of context.
02:47:20.000 And that's easy to do when a guy's 31 years old.
02:47:23.000 If you if I had a podcast when I was 31, you think people hate me now.
02:47:29.000 Would have been way worse.
02:47:30.000 It would have been way worse.
02:47:31.000 Yeah, I would have said a lot of stupid shit.
02:47:33.000 Oh, dude, we say I say dumb shit on our show every week.
02:47:35.000 Well, that's a problem with having a comedy show, too, though.
02:47:38.000 It's like comedy show, like, especially when you're talking to comedians, we're so used to talking normal to each other.
02:47:44.000 Just saying what's on our mind and saying things that we heard rather than worrying about how other people are gonna feel.
02:47:49.000 And when you do that publicly, people are like, you get to talk like that?
02:47:53.000 This is crazy.
02:47:54.000 You guys just said you'd suck each other's dicks for a few dollars. 1.00
02:47:57.000 Like this is crazy.
02:47:59.000 Yeah.
02:47:59.000 But it's you're not allowed to do that in most jobs, right?
02:48:03.000 And this I think is the origin of all this FCC stuff.
02:48:07.000 I think they wanted to keep it that way.
02:48:09.000 I think they wanted to keep people kind of muted, no swearing.
02:48:13.000 This is what father knows best tonight at 8 p.m.
02:48:17.000 Leave it to Beaver.
02:48:18.000 Right.
02:48:19.000 There was all these stupid fucking shows that were like social programming, and they were designed to keep people calm and complacent.
02:48:25.000 Because we had dealt with five thousand years of people being murderous barbarians.
02:48:29.000 And so once they got the chance to broadcast things on TV, they just broadcast this bullshit version of a human being, and we just we all just accepted that that's how people were.
02:48:40.000 Right.
02:48:40.000 And the only way they could do that is to limit what you're allowed to talk about, limit the language you're allowed to use, and have a bunch of stupid commercials jammed in there every 15 minutes or whatever it is to make you feel stupid.
02:48:53.000 And just keep shoving that down your throat.
02:48:55.000 And it worked till you die.
02:48:57.000 Drink your fucking oval team.
02:48:58.000 Mm-hmm.
02:48:59.000 Yeah, and uh stay away from saturated fat.
02:49:02.000 And that's that's what they did forever.
02:49:04.000 And now people are kind of waking up that that's dumb.
02:49:08.000 Yeah.
02:49:08.000 And I think that's part of what this Jimmy Kimmel thing is like, why it it would outrageous one of the things that outrages young people in particular, and and also comics, but is that we live in a time where you can have a show like this, right?
02:49:23.000 Where there's no one has talked to us before we did this.
02:49:27.000 No one's gonna talk to us after if they do, I don't listen.
02:49:31.000 We just say what we think and you put it out there.
02:49:33.000 Right.
02:49:34.000 If imagine if the government had to get involved, you know, and Drew Santino and Joe Rogan's vile comments.
02:49:42.000 We're gonna remove them from the internet.
02:49:44.000 Like according to who?
02:49:45.000 So the the young people go, who the fuck is that guy?
02:49:48.000 Right.
02:49:48.000 It's like Conor McGregor and Jeremy Stevens.
02:49:50.000 What the fuck is that guy?
02:49:51.000 Who the fuck is that guy?
02:49:53.000 Because that's what it's like.
02:49:54.000 It's like, who are you?
02:49:56.000 But that's a and people are just waking up.
02:49:57.000 Well, that's an organization that can tell you what you can say on TV while you have YouTube, right?
02:50:03.000 While you have ex while you have fucking literal Nazis who are posting videos every day, and that's okay, and that can have 24 million views. 0.66
02:50:12.000 But this talk show that has like what was the 18 to 34 of the Jimmy Kimmel show.
02:50:19.000 That was what was also crazy.
02:50:21.000 Yeah.
02:50:21.000 Not good.
02:50:22.000 No, the numbers were pretty low.
02:50:23.000 Pretty low.
02:50:24.000 But all late night in TV is all late night is low.
02:50:27.000 Because it's a it's a limited format.
02:50:29.000 He would be way better off if he had an internet show.
02:50:32.000 Hundred percent.
02:50:33.000 One hundred percent.
02:50:34.000 Just him do whatever the fuck he wants.
02:50:36.000 He'd probably make more money, especially now, which is probably one of the reasons why they wanted to bring him back.
02:50:41.000 They're probably like, oh, it's like right now's a good time to keep this guy on our side.
02:50:46.000 A hundred percent.
02:50:46.000 Yeah, because he just flies free.
02:50:48.000 If they fired him and then he got paid out, or if he his lawyers made a deal, like, look, buy him out, we're done.
02:50:55.000 Because I think he only had till the end of the year before they were gonna renegotiate a contract anyway.
02:50:59.000 Oh, I didn't know that.
02:51:00.000 I think so.
02:51:01.000 That's what I read today.
02:51:02.000 But there's so much misinformation.
02:51:04.000 Yeah, who knows what it is.
02:51:05.000 But I'm gonna need to see some emails.
02:51:08.000 I'm gonna need to see some text messages.
02:51:10.000 I want to know what the fuck would happen behind the scenes.
02:51:13.000 Yeah.
02:51:14.000 Or um not, or we put him back on the air, and you guys shut the fuck up, which seems to be like what they did happening.
02:51:21.000 Yeah.
02:51:22.000 But anybody that's like in support of it, it's like l understand where that goes.
02:51:27.000 Even if he's incorrect, if he's incorrect, people should vote with their viewership.
02:51:32.000 Okay.
02:51:32.000 If you're upset at him that he got that incorrect or that he's politically biased, don't watch anymore.
02:51:37.000 And plenty of people will watch.
02:51:39.000 And let the market decide.
02:51:41.000 Don't let the government step in and and the government and and people in the government call you talentless and vile and all these different things.
02:51:49.000 Like, settle down.
02:51:50.000 It is so funny how he's like, he has no talent.
02:51:52.000 You're like, well, I mean, yeah, this is uh he's been on TV for objectively he's talented.
02:51:57.000 That's not even as enough.
02:51:59.000 What does that mean?
02:51:59.000 He's been on the radio and he's been on TV for like a hundred years.
02:52:02.000 What are you talking about?
02:52:04.000 He's my age.
02:52:04.000 He's a dinosaur.
02:52:05.000 He's been he's been on TV forever.
02:52:08.000 Like this is crazy.
02:52:09.000 Yeah.
02:52:10.000 And he's not Hitler, you know, and neither was Charlie Kirk.
02:52:13.000 You know, and this is where we're lost.
02:52:16.000 Like, there's real monsters in the world.
02:52:17.000 I watched a video today that I shouldn't have watched, and it was a video from Gaza where they found these three men that they suspected of uh of doing something or sharing information with Israel, and they gunned them down on the street, colluding with Israel in some way.
02:52:38.000 And they the video was horrific.
02:52:41.000 They have these guys blindfolded, they kicked him in the back face down, and just gunned them down in front of anybody.
02:52:47.000 There's a large crowd of people watching, and they're all filming.
02:52:50.000 Gross.
02:52:50.000 And it's fucking horrific, man.
02:52:53.000 It's horrific.
02:52:55.000 It's so rough to watch.
02:52:57.000 Like that's going on right now at the same time as this stupid fucking argument.
02:53:03.000 You know, there's so many things we should be paying attention to.
02:53:06.000 There's so many things that are just absolutely insane in the world right now, and we're focused on this one thing as if this is the end of the world.
02:53:15.000 There's a giant something headed our way that many of these wacko conspiracy theorists that I follow think is a UFO.
02:53:25.000 There's a there's that one that there's some people think it's a comment, and that Avi Loeb guy from Harvard, he doesn't think it's a comment.
02:53:32.000 I think it's a UFO.
02:53:33.000 And he he thinks it's some sort of an intergalactic spaceship that's traveling from somewhere else.
02:53:38.000 Come on, guys.
02:53:40.000 And there's a bigger one behind it.
02:53:41.000 There's a new one that they just discovered very recently.
02:53:44.000 That's the other yacht.
02:53:45.000 That's the other space yacht.
02:53:48.000 He got expelled from space Russia. 0.89
02:53:51.000 Have to run.
02:53:52.000 They're trying to take away a spaceship.
02:53:54.000 We will shoot your yacht into space. 0.90
02:53:56.000 Yeah.
02:53:57.000 Did you see that orb?
02:53:58.000 I sent it to Jamie.
02:53:59.000 So there's this orb that they apparently have carbon dated, and this orb that has all these weird writings on it.
02:54:08.000 It's very strange looking.
02:54:09.000 It's made out of some alloy of aluminum that's three times stronger than military grade aluminum.
02:54:18.000 And the sphere, Bugosphere.
02:54:20.000 It got labeled or it got dated to twelve thousand five hundred and sixty years old.
02:54:26.000 Holy shit.
02:54:28.000 Yeah.
02:54:28.000 So it's straight from a radio carbon lab report dated September 19th, 2025.
02:54:33.000 So look at that thing.
02:54:34.000 Look at the drawings on it.
02:54:36.000 Like if this thing's actually 12,000 plus years old and has these inscriptions on it that looks like this very strange.
02:54:44.000 Looks like a micro language.
02:54:45.000 Yeah, and the center of it looks exactly like a microchip.
02:54:49.000 And that this is made out of some sort of an aluminum alloy that's three times stronger than military grade aluminum.
02:54:55.000 You know what those look like coming out of that microchip, that picture.
02:54:59.000 So let's let's go back, grow go up a little, Jamie, right here.
02:55:03.000 Um the sample was treated with HCI, cleaned and burned at 900 degrees centigrade or Celsius, uh graphite conversion measured measured by accelerator mass spectrometer compared against official oxalic acid standards, plus or minus 30 years uncertainty.
02:55:27.000 So it's wild.
02:55:29.000 Um I sent this to my friend Jesse Michaels, who's got an awesome uh YouTube channel, you should check it out.
02:55:34.000 It's called American Alchemy.
02:55:36.000 And he is my go-to expert when anything is really fucking screwy online.
02:55:40.000 Like, is this real?
02:55:41.000 I'll send him stuff like that.
02:55:44.000 So what he was telling me though, that there is an issue with the actual uh dating of it.
02:55:54.000 Uh okay, so the carbon dating is real, and we this is from Jesse.
02:55:58.000 Uh, and we assume that we have an aluminum spear three times the hardness of modern aerospace aluminum, which was created twelve thousand six hundred years ago at the start of the younger dry us.
02:56:07.000 It's a full paradigm shift.
02:56:09.000 Uh on another new oh, there's uh so this is what he was saying, though, that there was a an issue with the way they analyzed it.
02:56:21.000 Uh I can't find it.
02:56:25.000 But what he's saying is that the stuff that's on the outside, like the resin, which is what they're examining.
02:56:32.000 So the the resin that they're examining, there's an issue.
02:56:36.000 Oh, here it is.
02:56:37.000 Uh apparently when you carbon date the petrochemical resin, you might get an artificially old date.
02:56:44.000 Okay, so they're trying to figure this out.
02:56:47.000 When the Georgia team tested it seemed legit.
02:56:50.000 But uh, but there is an issue with modern petrochemical resin.
02:56:56.000 Here, I'll send this to Jamie.
02:57:00.000 It's complicated because the problem with something like that is I want to believe in it so bad.
02:57:04.000 I'm like, please, space people, come and fix us.
02:57:07.000 He's space people.
02:57:08.000 Please, we're so retarded. 0.74
02:57:10.000 Come get us.
02:57:10.000 Come get us.
02:57:11.000 Come get us before we elect Chelsea Handler for president. 1.00
02:57:14.000 Come get us.
02:57:15.000 Like this.
02:57:16.000 Look at this.
02:57:17.000 Uh so this is what I just thought.
02:57:19.000 I was reading a Reddit comment about it.
02:57:20.000 It the uh this is the report.
02:57:25.000 It says analysis for the four aminofer samples.
02:57:28.000 Mm-hmm.
02:57:29.000 Four minifer is uh this a single celled organism.
02:57:34.000 What?
02:57:34.000 Not yeah.
02:57:36.000 What does that mean?
02:57:37.000 That does they tested something different than what they're saying, they tested, I think.
02:57:41.000 That's what the comments are.
02:57:42.000 I thought they were saying the resin.
02:57:43.000 The resin is treated in ultrasound bath for 30 minutes at room temperature.
02:57:47.000 The sample is dried out and treated with uh one NHCI to remove possible carbonates.
02:57:54.000 After that, the sample was rinsed in ultra pure water and dried at 105 degrees Celsius for accelerator mass spectrometry spectrometry.
02:58:04.000 And now say that five times.
02:58:06.000 Uh analysis.
02:58:07.000 The clean samples were combusted at 900 degrees Celsius, evacuated, sealed ampules, the presence of C UO, the resulting carbon dioxide is cryogenically purified from the other reaction product.
02:58:20.000 Jesus Christ.
02:58:21.000 Reaction products and catalytically converted to graphite using a method of da-da-da-da-da.
02:58:28.000 Get to the point.
02:58:29.000 Sample ratios were compared to the ratio measured from the oxalic acid one, the sample tested, ratios were measured separately.
02:58:38.000 The quoted uncalibrated dates have been given in radiocarbon years before 1,950 years BP.
02:58:47.000 What is BP?
02:58:48.000 Before present.
02:58:49.000 And using the half-life of 5,568 years.
02:58:55.000 I don't know what they just said.
02:58:57.000 Do you?
02:58:58.000 I don't have a fucking clue.
02:58:59.000 So it's a few thousand years old.
02:59:01.000 So it says age years before present, 12,560.
02:59:06.000 If that's BP, if that's what they're saying by BP, that's 12,000 BC, not uh the younger dryas. 0.95
02:59:13.000 It's that's quite a bit before that.
02:59:15.000 It's like 2,000, because the younger dryest is somewhere around 12,000 years ago.
02:59:19.000 So that's 2,000 years before that.
02:59:22.000 Either way, if that fucking thing really is 12,000 years old, what is that?
02:59:27.000 What is that?
02:59:28.000 And how is how are they who's making something that's a a beautiful sphere like that that's three times harder than modern aluminum?
02:59:35.000 And 12,000 years ago with no tools, no nothing.
02:59:39.000 Just I don't like it.
02:59:42.000 I don't like that shit.
02:59:43.000 I like it a lot.
02:59:44.000 Yeah, I know.
02:59:44.000 It's creeps me the fuck out.
02:59:46.000 What is coming?
02:59:46.000 I'm telling you the.
02:59:47.000 Well, that's the thing.
02:59:48.000 I think we erroneously assume that what we have is stable.
02:59:54.000 Oh no, yeah, this is gone.
02:59:56.000 I think they thought it was stable back then too, when they were building the pyramids.
03:00:00.000 Like, listen, we're always gonna know who built these.
03:00:02.000 Real simple.
03:00:03.000 Everyone's gonna know you can do it with your mind.
03:00:05.000 Everyone's gonna know how to move the blocks.
03:00:07.000 It's simple.
03:00:08.000 We don't even have to write it down.
03:00:09.000 Show 'em, Mike.
03:00:10.000 Do the thing.
03:00:13.000 Very good, very nice.
03:00:14.000 They had some sort of sound machine that was rising.
03:00:16.000 Yeah.
03:00:17.000 Like making raising these enormous stone blocks.
03:00:19.000 Spinning it.
03:00:20.000 He's like, stop showing down the mountain.
03:00:24.000 Vibrating while it's like moving in the air.
03:00:26.000 Who knows what they did?
03:00:27.000 But whatever they did, they get hit by a big rock from space.
03:00:30.000 Sh.
03:00:35.000 And there was a few savages left, and it took them about 5,000 years before they reinvented civilization.
03:00:43.000 And that could happen to us, bro.
03:00:45.000 It's gonna.
03:00:46.000 And that might be the one thing that makes us want to get the AI rolling.
03:00:50.000 That's the sphere.
03:00:51.000 How cool is that?
03:00:52.000 It's pretty cool.
03:00:53.000 It looks like a helmet almost.
03:00:55.000 They're saying that these dots are the resin, I suppose, right?
03:00:58.000 Uh oh, okay.
03:00:59.000 And I guess I'm I'm asking in my head, like why would we assume that that's gonna be carbon material if it's you know, if the whole thing is a metal sphere, why would we need organic material in it?
03:01:09.000 Well, that's the only thing that they could test, but the problem is if you take that thing and someone made it a hundred years ago and you stick it in old dirt, and then you test that 12,000 year old dirt, like Eureka!
03:01:20.000 This ball is 12,000 years old.
03:01:23.000 Step right up and pay to see it.
03:01:26.000 Just old dirt.
03:01:28.000 Also, here's the thing.
03:01:29.000 If you can make something that's three times the hardness of modern aircraft aluminum, couldn't you draw better half moons?
03:01:38.000 Yeah, I should be able to.
03:01:39.000 Why does that look so shitty?
03:01:40.000 It's like a bad tattoo.
03:01:41.000 Yeah, it looks like yeah, like someone did it on the boardwalk in Atlantic City.
03:01:45.000 You gotta tell when you're a drug.
03:01:47.000 You got some Chinese letters and they bleed out.
03:01:52.000 And it's bleeding out, right?
03:01:54.000 Like it that looks shitty.
03:01:56.000 It doesn't look good.
03:01:57.000 Like if you saw something that was made today, like even the stuff that they made in Egypt, it was like way better. 1.00
03:02:02.000 I also feel like I've only seen this angle of this thing.
03:02:04.000 Yeah, they're not showing it.
03:02:05.000 Why is that seen like the other side of it?
03:02:07.000 That's true.
03:02:07.000 Like, look at that thing in the left, the upper left, that little half moon, the tip of the half moon on the the top one.
03:02:14.000 Yeah, look how shitty that one is.
03:02:15.000 Yeah, they do a bad job.
03:02:16.000 They did a bad job.
03:02:17.000 It's like when you're a kid and you get a coloring book and you go outside the lines of the lines.
03:02:21.000 Fucking loser.
03:02:21.000 You fucked up.
03:02:23.000 You fucked up.
03:02:24.000 It's not usable.
03:02:25.000 Yeah, that's weird, dude.
03:02:28.000 Weird.
03:02:29.000 Weird.
03:02:29.000 And look at the the image, the close-up of the circuit board.
03:02:32.000 Yeah, it's a tri.
03:02:34.000 Yeah, it does look like a little micro chip circuit board.
03:02:36.000 But that also makes me think like now go fuck yourself, because now you're playing with me. 0.96
03:02:40.000 Yeah, they're just fucking with us.
03:02:41.000 Why are you making like a modern version of it?
03:02:45.000 Why does it have that fake Mona Lisa in that thread?
03:02:48.000 I'm just looking at the comments.
03:02:49.000 People are talking all sorts of shit.
03:02:51.000 That's that fake Mona Lisa.
03:02:52.000 Yeah.
03:02:53.000 Talking all sorts of shit.
03:02:54.000 Do you know that one?
03:02:55.000 Yeah, this the phony motor.
03:02:56.000 Oh, you got to pee.
03:02:57.000 Huh?
03:02:58.000 You gotta pee right now.
03:02:58.000 I gotta piss like a racist.
03:03:00.000 I could tell.
03:03:00.000 You can see it in my eye.
03:03:01.000 I could tell when a man starts wiggling in his chair.
03:03:04.000 I could tell that feeling.
03:03:05.000 You're like, I drank three three fucking cups of coffee and then missed like an idiot.
03:03:08.000 Oh, that's not good.
03:03:09.000 Uh should we wrap it up?
03:03:10.000 Let's do it.
03:03:11.000 Let's do it.
03:03:12.000 My man, uh, your special now.
03:03:14.000 White noise on Hulu.
03:03:16.000 Uh I heard it's hilarious.
03:03:18.000 No, fuck you.
03:03:19.000 It says it.
03:03:20.000 It says it, dude.
03:03:21.000 I'm just trying to help you.
03:03:22.000 When we went to New York and and Burr was like, Do you see this fucking shit?
03:03:26.000 And I looked up and I was like, hilarious.
03:03:28.000 He's like, they got this is the name they're doing for us.
03:03:29.000 I was like, uh well, not good to do.
03:03:32.000 Whatever.
03:03:32.000 Special's good.
03:03:33.000 Go watch it.
03:03:33.000 Well, it's good they're doing it though.
03:03:35.000 Hulu's put out a lot of specials.
03:03:36.000 They put out Burr special, your special.
03:03:38.000 Did they do one with Gaffigan as well?
03:03:39.000 Gaffigan Sebastian's coming.
03:03:41.000 Sebastian.
03:03:42.000 Nice.
03:03:42.000 Yeah, that's really good ones.
03:03:44.000 Listen, the more the better.
03:03:45.000 Yeah, man.
03:03:46.000 Yeah.
03:03:46.000 The more streaming specials, the more competition there is for, you know.
03:03:50.000 It's better for all of us.
03:03:51.000 Better for comics.
03:03:52.000 Yeah.
03:03:52.000 For sure.
03:03:53.000 And then maybe he's coming soon, the Jimmy Kimmel show.
03:03:55.000 To Hulu.
03:03:56.000 It'll be hilarious.
03:03:57.000 Hilarious.
03:04:00.000 Alright, my brother.
03:04:01.000 I love you to death.
03:04:02.000 Love you, man.
03:04:02.000 Uh how long are you staying in town?
03:04:03.000 I'm going uh Kill Tony tonight.
03:04:05.000 Are you here tomorrow?
03:04:06.000 I gotta leave tomorrow.
03:04:07.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00
03:04:08.000 I gotta go.
03:04:08.000 I got a show tomorrow.
03:04:10.000 I know I gotta go.
03:04:10.000 Do you have to?
03:04:11.000 I do.
03:04:13.000 Alright, next time.
03:04:14.000 Bye everybody.