On this week's episode of The Joe Rogan Experience, the boys are joined by Joe's good friend and former co-worker, Joe Logan Logan. The boys discuss the recent election results, the current state of the union, and the future of the country.
00:02:01.000You know, look, the thing is, maybe what he wants to do is gonna coincide with AI and automation, which is gonna be you're going to have to have someone who has at least some sort of not not like pure socialism, but at the very least, universal basic income, like the ideas that they want to implement.
00:02:23.000Because if you don't, you're gonna have chaos.
00:02:25.000You're gonna have all jobs are gonna essentially most jobs are on the chopping block.
00:02:31.000It's right now, if you think about it, the amount of jobs that a robot with AI can't do are so little.
00:04:22.000Well, it's it's getting implemented whether I like it or not.
00:04:25.000Yeah, I mean, if you ask your iPhone a question and it says if it can't figure it out, because your iPhone is Basically like a 12-year-old.
00:05:08.000Well, they have these things called, they've had them forever called Walker's uh uh game ears, and you can wear them in the woods and you hear like footsteps like hundreds of yards away.
00:05:33.000So it protects you at a certain point in time, it becomes noise cancellation or a certain level of decibels, it becomes noise cancellation.
00:07:17.000If that was like some young cat who just came out of nowhere, and this or better yet, some dude who's been doing the road for like fucking 20 years, and now he's 42, and this is his debut album.
00:07:28.000And he's just been fucking grinding it out at these weird bars and shit.
00:09:51.000We're we're inefficient and we are lazy and we are entitled and we like to think we're doing a far more important thing than we really are.
00:10:13.000Tell you what, this guy, this piece of shit, I should be the boss.
00:10:17.000There's that is um you know I mean that it is gonna take away so many jobs, but will it create more will it create more jobs on the other side of it somehow?
00:10:30.000That's the right, isn't that the goal?
00:10:31.000If you're gonna ruin a lot of these jobs and take them are d is something else gonna create another job on the other side, fixing some of the problems?
00:10:38.000I think you're thinking of it the wrong way.
00:10:40.000You're thinking that jobs are essential.
00:11:42.000One day you're not gonna need a flint map because people are gonna invent alloys like titanium and steel, and they're gonna use that instead of fucking flint.
00:12:14.000No, I just think it's uh I think the the fear for me is um I just hope the younger generation still likes I think live art, the shit that we do.
00:12:36.000It's always going to be something because it it it resonates with you on like a deeper level than uh seeing something on television or watching on a screen.
00:12:47.000There's a connection that you have with a human being in a room that's singing a song that you can't get anywhere else.
00:12:52.000No, I saw your boy uh I saw Killer Mike at at Blue Note a couple nights ago.
00:14:09.000The problem with that term is your search for meaning when you're lying on your back and you look up and you see hundreds of billions of fucking stars.
00:14:17.000You go, Oh, I don't really it doesn't really mean anything if I lose my job.
00:14:59.000Okay, because money right now is just a bunch of ones and zeros.
00:15:02.000And who's to decide who gets what and where it gets stored and how anybody has access to it?
00:15:06.000In the beginning, it's only gonna be like the government has access to it.
00:15:10.000Because we they're the only ones with the supercomputers.
00:15:12.000But it's gonna be just like Michael Douglas from that movie Wall Street, where you had that big stupid phone, and everybody's like, look at him, he's a baller.
00:15:18.000Yeah, to everybody has a phone now, man.
00:15:20.000Everyone on earth has a goddamn phone.
00:15:23.000It's people in the Amazon have phones.
00:15:26.000And there's a problem because they gave phones to these kids and they all started whacking off.
00:16:46.000Okay, first of all, um the FCC is uh you have to have a license to broadcast, which is kind of crazy when you think about what that means now.
00:16:59.000It used to mean they used to have a license to broadcast because you were gonna influence so many people, they had to make sure that you were on the up and up, right?
00:17:06.000So they had to make sure that you didn't swear.
00:17:08.000So if you had a license and you're on CBS or NBC or ABC, you could not swear, right?
00:17:52.000Movies, you didn't have to bleep anything out, just wild.
00:17:55.000And so these what what you're dealing with with Even the like, first of all, I definitely don't think that the government should be involved ever in dictating what a comedian can or cannot say in a monologue.
00:18:44.000Let these fucking dumbasses, because Jimmy Kilmell's a leftist.
00:18:49.000Let these dumbasses think it's a good idea and we should celebrate that the That's the most toxic shit I keep seeing online when people are like, Yeah, shut him down.
00:19:10.000And I remember the shift, and my mom didn't like that I liked it.
00:19:13.000And she was like, What do you like about this show?
00:19:15.000I was like, they talk like people we know.
00:19:17.000It just kind of sounded like someone you so what TV started to do, it started to sound like your actual community instead of this very, you know, kind of this veneer of everyone kind of speaks very cleanly and politely.
00:19:30.000Married with Children talked how you heard a guy talk how your dad would talk or your uncle would talk.
00:19:35.000Yeah, it was like one notch in the in a different direction above uh like uh Archie Bunker.
00:21:28.000It makes his show bigger, much more support.
00:21:30.000I'm sure he's getting there's a lot of hate as well, which is not fun.
00:21:33.000But at the end of the day, if the show comes back, which this is my suspicion.
00:21:38.000My suspicion is they suspend it for a short amount of time and then they bring it back, and then there's a lot of lawyers going back and forth in meetings and rooms, and somehow or another gets worked out that he has a show.
00:21:49.000He comes back to a standing ovation, Donald Trump tweets mean shit about him, and then the world moves on.
00:23:03.000And he often, I mean, there's a clip of him that everyone's probably seen where he says that's not, you know, that's not my job.
00:23:09.000And I don't know if he said this or I heard this somewhere else, but someone had said something to the effect of the job is to put America to bed at night, not give them nightmares.
00:23:18.000The thing is, though, he existed in a time before social media when people hadn't lost their fucking minds.
00:23:24.000And this is the problem is that Hollywood in particular is they're in a fever pitch of if we don't get our eyes, uh our our ideas across, if we don't promote our ideas, then the other side wins.
00:24:08.000So there's bot farms that have uh essentially an unlimited number of social media profiles, and they just go after whatever subject it is, whether it's climate change or an election or even sports, and all they're trying to do is get people to hate each other.
00:24:25.000And someone wrote, what is this the see the caption?
00:24:27.000Says what the so this guy, Andrew Fox wrote this that says, want to know what Dave 12345678910, blah blah blah blah is who you who it is you're arguing with online most of the time, who's liking those pro Hamas posts, and it's that.
00:24:48.000China's doing this for sure, Russia's doing this for sure, but Iran is probably doing this for sure, Israel's probably doing this for sure.
00:24:53.000We're probably doing this as well, we're doing it to them, we're all doing it to each other.
00:24:59.000And this is another creepy aspect of AI that was exposed fairly recently.
00:25:03.000Um some accounts got suspended because they realized that the C C P was using chat GPT to run these kind of bot farms.
00:25:10.000So you have this thing and you could tell it how to behave, and I want you to pretend that you are an unhinged leftist that wants to kill all white men, and then get in there and argue.
00:25:19.000And then people and then the right-wing people are like, oh my god, these fucking leftists want us dead.
00:25:32.000And then you see the response, and you go, Oh my god, people are going along with like people are losing their morals and their ethics, and they're cheering that someone got murdered on television.
00:25:42.000Because they're all ramped up with this social media bullshit, and a lot of it is being amplified by people that aren't even real people, and a lot of it is just getting everybody in this fucking fever pitch of culture war.
00:26:25.000I'm not pro any of this, but this is just what's gonna happen.
00:26:27.000You know, you you cheer when a guy gets shot and you can see the guy who got shot.
00:26:32.000You're in the you're in the general vicinity of this guy, so a bullet whizzed over your head, shot that guy in the neck, and now you're cheering.
00:26:41.000And this is the reality that we're living in, right?
00:26:43.000So but why is a person reacting like that?
00:26:45.000People wouldn't have reacted like that 20 years ago, man.
00:26:48.000It's not not a normal thing for a 20-year-old kid to do who's in the audience of some college thing where you know, change my mind or whatever he says.
00:27:04.000But the pro point is it's like this is this is the the weird shit that happens on social media where people behave in this insane and vicious way that you would never experience like this commonly in real life.
00:27:20.000And it's more ubiquitous online than anywhere else in most polite social circles.
00:27:26.000But all the same people that are in these polite social circles with you are they're feeling vindicated and saying the most evil shit.
00:27:54.000Well, that's social media infecting your mind and getting you to do things and and say things in a way that no one would have done 20, 30 years ago.
00:29:25.000He was at the Boston bombing, so he called in a fake bomb at another place, and then he did this at this thing.
00:29:33.000Right after so somehow or another, this guy has the state of mind that the moment someone gets shot, he yells out and says, I did it, I did it, and takes his pants down, or something like that.
00:30:03.000Like if someone ran it through uh one of the chat GPT fucking perplexity things, like what are the odds that this guy would be at all those different events and be involved?
00:30:31.000I almost texted you when the Charlie Kirk thing happened because my antennas went up about they showed the photo of that kid, or the guy that they have, the 22-year-old whatever.
00:31:19.000Not if they've never shot, they wouldn't know where to look.
00:31:21.000They'd have a hard time acquiring the the, you know, like when you look through a scope, like what the reticle is weird.
00:31:28.000Like it takes it's sometimes takes a minute.
00:31:30.000You gotta know the distance that you have to be from it to really line it up in your sights.
00:31:35.000But you could get a guy like my friend Andy Stumpf, who was uh a sniper in the seals, you could get him and he could show you how to do it in an afternoon, and then you could hit steel at two hundred yards every time you pull the chart.
00:32:07.000If you shot it with iron sights, that's a lot harder.
00:32:09.000Because Iron Sights is you're lining up, so you have these two things in the back, and there's one thing at the front of the barrel, and you gotta line those bitches up perfectly, and that's how you stay accurate.
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00:36:28.000If you shoot something, okay, like say if you if I take you to a long range uh shooting range and we sit there and we get you on a bench and you're sitting there and you you go okay we're going live and you flip off the safety and then you squeeze out that trigger you hear boom pink.
00:36:47.000There's a there's a gap in 200 yards between the shot going off and the impact.
00:36:54.000It's like boom tink boom think 200 yards is far.
00:37:00.000Even if that bullet is fucking go it still takes time to get there.
00:37:04.000And really long shots like I know guys who do like my buddy Justin he does these long range competitions where they'll shoot out to a mile plus they're shooting steel targets like that big at a mile plus and he's like dude the hang time is crazy.
00:37:44.000Instant boom down so you think it was closer.
00:37:46.000It could have been closer or it could be the echo from that gun by the time the sound gets to you the bullet gets because it takes longer for sound to get there right?
00:38:06.000So it probably can't now that I'm thinking of myself I'm like well that's a dumb like I had a dumb point.
00:38:14.000The blue is actually faster than faster than sound.
00:38:17.000But I don't I don't buy the assembly reassembly.
00:38:22.000I do not buy that they said he had a screwdriver up there.
00:38:24.000Fuck yourself a screwdriver you need more than a screwdriver you need multiple tools.
00:38:29.000Okay you need Allen wrenches you need like specific gunsmith tools.
00:38:33.000It's complicated I've got a video I've got a video of a guy breaking down a Mauser and so this Mauser is the same exact gun that supposedly this dude had in his grandpa had in World War One.
00:38:48.000So this guy breaks down this Mauser and here it goes.
00:38:53.000What's the fastest amount of time you could do that many seconds.
00:38:56.000This guy's very good very good so this this guy who's doing it is clearly got military experience or gun experience I don't I don't remember but we'll we'll see when we watch the video but this guy knows what the fuck he's doing and it would take me a lot longer than it took him.
00:39:12.000And that kid it would take a forever unless this kid has secretly been training like John Wick for the past six months.
00:39:20.000Unless yeah so watch this guy break this down it takes two different tools to take it apart.
00:39:26.000Takes a Torx key and an Allen key now if I take a shot and immediately disassemble this I have to remove the bolt remove the magazine grab my Allen key hit the two bolts on the bottom put those away in the Allen key grab my Torx key remove the scope put everything in the backpack make sure I have everything and make my way downtown.
00:39:41.000Okay which is going to take a lot longer for him than it is for me especially because his fine-tune motor function something as simple as grabbing an Allen key to a little bolt is going to be extremely impaired due to a dump of adrenaline throughout his bloodstream hit an extreme elevated heart rate is going to make these fine-tuned skills extremely difficult.
00:39:57.000I mean just for him to think and analyze of what needs to be done to disassemble this rifle and get away would be difficult.
00:40:02.000We're not even going to touch the topic of him assembling the rifle on top of the roof so the people that are listening to this just listening he is at 38 seconds right now and all he's got he's got the barrel um away from the stock he's removing the scope from the barrel and he's only he right now he's 47 seconds and he's struggling and he's totally calm yeah and he didn't just shoot a guy right in and then he's supposed to get it in that stupid fucking backpack.
00:45:04.000They didn't even have to bring them up.
00:45:06.000Well, that's why those numbers, I mean, you know, that's why the numbers for for TV is so weird and low because young people are like, well, I'll just watch it on my phone.
00:45:53.000Well, one thing that does happen to guys as they get older is um, you know, they soften their ways and they change who they are and they change how they interface with the world and you know, and then if you're in Hollywood, you're also addicted to an ideology.
00:46:09.000And it depends on what kind of style you have.
00:46:12.000So if you have a a s a funny mocking style that is like satirical, that's always making fun of things tongue in cheek, like Norm MacDonald, perfect example.
00:46:23.000Norm McDonald, even if he's making fun of you, is not gonna piss you off to the point where you tweet about him.
00:46:59.000Also a problem that he thought the unvaccinated he made a joke about the unvaccinated people shouldn't get hospital care if there's people who are vaccinated that need that room.
00:47:11.000It's the I think the joke was oh, vaccinated person who's had a heart attack, come right in here, sir.
00:47:16.000Uh unvaxxed person who gobbled horse goo, rest in peace, wheezy.
00:47:59.000It's the problem with doing it that way on Monday is that by Sunday night they already knew that this guy, his family had been saying that again, I don't even know if he really did it.
00:48:12.000But this person who they're talking about.
00:48:15.000This person who they're talking about, whether or not he did it or didn't do it, well the FBI's now investigating deeply and further, by the way.
00:48:26.000But so here it is what he actually says.
00:48:31.000Here's the actual new lows over the weekend with the MAGA gang desperately trying to characterize this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them and doing everything they can to score political points from it.
00:48:44.000In between the fingerprinting, okay, stop right there.
00:48:47.000Yeah, that was such it's a weird phrase when he goes, he they're trying to pin it as anybody but them.
00:49:32.000Family, some family members by Sunday, the Utah governor was saying that family members were reporting that this young man had been uh wrapped up in some very hardcore leftist ideology.
00:49:44.000So this had already been released on Sunday.
00:49:46.000So on Monday, if Kimmel had just said, you know, it was a tragic thing that uh Charlie Kirk died.
00:49:54.000Uh and uh let's see what the president thinks about it.
00:49:58.000Goes right to him, and like what this is the fourth stage of grief.
00:50:05.000But it that the problem is we had already known by then, again, at least the f the narrative is that this kid is not a uh uh a a MAGA person.
00:50:18.000The narrative by Sunday night, so a day before, by Sunday night, it was this kid was really wrapped up in some hardcore leftist Antifa ideologies.
00:50:37.000They can get they could get you to be be a Muslim, they can get you to be Mormon, they can get you to be a Scientologist, they can get you to be anything.
00:50:45.000When when people are young and they don't have any friends and their parents suck, you can indoctrinate them.
00:51:16.000It's like we have to have a little bit more grace for people, like across the board.
00:51:19.000Not for obviously not for ones who actually shoot Charlie Kirk, but the problem is everybody because they're online all the time, genuinely believes that there's this crazy culture war that we have to stand up and fight against.
00:51:31.000I was telling you about that guy that was saying that you have to be like Neo for the Matrix now, you're calling like Will you fucking settle down?
00:52:29.000Like, we can have differences of opinions.
00:52:32.000Like when we're in the mothership green room, I my politics are so different than Ron White's, and Ron White's are so different than Brian Simpson's and Hassan somewhere in the middle.
00:52:42.000His is different, and Tony's Tony's Tony, he's got his like Tony's.
00:52:47.000We're all sitting here having conversations about things, but we're never like, hey, fuck you, you fucking fascist, you don't know like we're not calling people names.
00:52:55.000We'll disagree on what happens if you get like I think you need a social safety net.
00:52:59.000There's a lot of people who don't think that.
00:53:01.000But when I was a kid, my family was on welfare.
00:53:15.000Like we it doesn't mean that you're gonna divide everybody's money amongst everybody else and it's gonna be con no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:53:22.000You gotta have some social safety net.
00:53:24.000You have to have food, you have to have housing, you should have education, all of it should be free.
00:54:03.000And some people need a little extra help.
00:54:06.000I think the the more and the look, and this is me saying something about you, knowing you as long as I've known you, that you're you're someone that's very generous and you've always been very generous, and you kind of instilled that in the community.
00:54:17.000So a lot of people learned through you that, like, hey man, if you get more, you should probably want to give a little bit more.
00:54:22.000Did you give more because it feels nice and it doesn't feel bad to you at all?
00:55:23.000But the point is, it's like when you do, if you can do it, like if you can live, if you're supposed to eat ten bucks and you leave a hundred, like, you know how good that feels to that person.
00:56:47.000And I think my beef with that world is I think they got so political and they had to ground themselves in it so much that it took away from how fun those shows could be.
00:57:25.000Like how many times do you have a little beef with a comedian?
00:57:27.000You get in front of them and you have a conversation with them, and then 20 minutes later, Mark Marin, 20 minutes later, you're hugging each other.
00:57:35.000Right, because most people in person are cool.
00:57:38.000But you get lost in whatever the fuck is in your head.
00:57:42.000You're arguing with yourself, and with Trump, it's all about disrespect.
00:57:46.000You know, if it feels disrespectful if he could turn those guys all into fans of his, we might save the world from a war.
00:57:53.000And then see like, well, the person like that shouldn't be present.
00:58:26.000It was a good job when there was like a hundred and fifty different fucking cities, and it was like, you know, a million people in the whole country, and you can kind of like keep it together.
00:58:35.000We're at 330 plus who knows how many people snuck in during the last four years.
00:58:41.000How many terrorist cells and every fucking thing's ready to spring to trick you into uh adopting some sort of a digital ID?
00:59:24.000I saw this thing in Japan has these kinetic energy sidewalks, and it's uh because of the foot traffic, and so that kinetic energy transfers into stored energy.
00:59:38.000There's uh they're doing a uh a Google AI, and this Google AI, they're connecting to the construction of three different nuclear power plants.
00:59:50.000Three big big you have to power the new God, Santino.
01:00:38.000I love the Zuckerberg photo they put up there that they use.
01:00:41.000Uh every major tech CEO at the summit shared the same fear.
01:00:44.000We don't have enough power for AI, not enough to run trillion parameter models, not enough to power hyperscale data centers, not enough to meet the chip demand that doubles every nine months.
01:02:20.000This is just Microsoft's solution to it.
01:02:23.000Jamie, could you please uh Google uh Google what Google's AI is uh going to need and the amount of uh power plants that it's dedicating to this AI thing that it's doing.
01:02:39.000So quantum computing is a completely different level.
01:02:42.000You have to you have to cool things down.
01:02:45.000The entire is like this enormous machine that's entire the whole purpose of all the stuff and these tubes and shit is to get this chip so fucking cold, it's like it's in space.
01:03:10.000Quantum computing can take a s uh like an equation that this is Mark Andreessen's words.
01:03:17.000That if you converted the entire universe, every atom in the entire universe into a supercomputer, the universe would die of heat death before it solved this equation.
01:03:29.000And the quantum computer solved it in minutes.
01:03:35.000Like in the time it takes you to take a shit while you're looking at Instagram.
01:03:39.000It figured out something that would take the entire universe until it dies of heat death.
01:03:45.000If you took every atom of the universe and you converted it into a supercomputer, the biggest fucking supercomputer, it would still, it's so complex that the universe would run out of time.
01:03:57.000And this quantum computer did it in minutes.
01:04:00.000And they're speculating like how could it do it?
01:04:02.000And one of the main points of speculation is that it's proof of the multiverse.
01:04:06.000And so they they're ban, you know, they have to explore every single possible idea.
01:04:10.000And one of the most fantastical is that this is evidence that not only is this quantum computer able to harness impossible amounts of computational power, but then it shares it with an infinite number of these quantum computers that are in other directions or other dimensions, rather.
01:04:31.000And so they're all simultaneously working on this project together, and they come up with a solution within minutes.
01:04:38.000So it's far more intelligent than the entire universe.
01:04:46.000If the universe was a supercomputer and it's in a room somewhere in Dallas.
01:05:59.000Or or these fucking arguments that people are having about Jimmy Kimmel are so fucking stupid.
01:06:06.000You're in the middle of one of the craziest things that's ever happened to the human race, and you've got a feud between the president and a talk show host.
01:06:15.000And the talk show host, the like he's getting we don't here's the thing about this whole deal that's going on.
01:06:24.000We because we started talking about it, but we don't know if it affects we don't know if there was a conversation where someone said, Hey, if you get rid of this guy, I'll help this thing get across.
01:06:36.000Because the deal it looks like the deal was you it was uh like a a thing where you can only have certain amount of stations, otherwise you'd have some sort of a monopoly, and they're gonna change the rule.
01:07:23.000And you're you're going to TV and to get your deal to go through, you're going to expose the flaws of being on TV publicly to the world where you're going to get a guy removed to help your deal grease through.
01:07:36.000You're literally gonna poison your own business.
01:07:40.000Because people are gonna start questioning how does it why do you not why do you need a licensed why does the FCC like this is what you're really concerned about?
01:08:47.000You have to play 4D chess with that shit because like you you have a if I was working for them I would say hold on you have a very vulnerable business.
01:09:29.000Well so you need some kind of a way to get signals across but but get guess what kids if the power goes out that's your last concern see you later the last concern is how many billets does Bobby have can I borrow some bullets from Bobby we gotta go shoot squirrels to stay alive.
01:09:46.000There's no more squirrels we shot all the squirrels.
01:09:48.000We have to move to where the animals live because w you think you live around animals but you live around a relative number of animals for an urban or suburban environment.
01:09:59.000Once people start shooting the pigeons they go away real quick.
01:10:02.000The passenger pigeon used to be one of the most populated birds on this country and they're extinct now.
01:10:10.000The passenger pigeons were so numerous that they would fly overhead they would block out the sky.
01:10:15.000You wouldn't be able to see yeah there was a million millions of them like a cloud a cloud of passenger pigeons that would fly over cities and just block out the sky.
01:10:25.000Died out because of food because of what necessary we killed them all.
01:10:29.000We kill them all probably caught them with nets in the sky but we killed them yeah so it's like the animals are that we have around us like if you say oh I live in the suburbs I'm fine.
01:10:42.000No no no no no no you're fine for a week you you're gonna be shooting deer out there for a week like no they're gonna go away.
01:10:52.000You're gonna have to live way away from people where there's a good population of animals a sustainable population.
01:10:58.000And then they might figure out that that's where you live and they might not visit that spot anymore when they could realize they can just go 30 miles left which is you know what evolution's all about and then you gotta realize like oh that's why the Native Americans were nomadic.
01:11:11.000Fuck so this beautiful log cabin you built you got to leave it behind and you gotta go chase around these fucking mule deers because it's the only way you're gonna stay alive and you're gonna sleep on the dirt with some stupid rolled up mattress that you carry around on your back.
01:11:32.000So all this prepared nonsense about the FCC you can suck my dick that is such a small problem.
01:11:39.000That's such a small problem but yeah man I'm not in favor of uh silencing talk show hosts it just but also as a talk show host you should be accurate you know and again I don't know if the narrative that the governor of Utah was saying is correct.
01:11:57.000I don't know if that's even the kid that did it.
01:12:00.000Things changed man you like people for the longest time thought Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone because the government told you that.
01:12:37.000So 12 years after the murder, people watch the Pruder film, and in the Zapruder film, you clearly see him grab his neck, like he got shot from the front, and then you see his head go back into the left when he gets hit with a headshot.
01:12:55.000And then they started looking into the conspiracy around the bullet.
01:13:00.000So they they had said that there was three shots had rung out, and that he had hit Governor Connolly.
01:13:06.000He had in the president had been hit twice.
01:13:09.000The problem with that narrative was there was an underpass and a ricochet from the underpass where a bullet hit one of those little curbstones and hit a dude and fucked him up and he had to go to the hospital.
01:13:39.000A lot of a lot of work for one bullet.
01:13:41.000You've got to find the bullet in perfect condition on the gurney where they're bringing Lee Harvey Oswald's body in, which doesn't make any sense.
01:13:50.000Oh, he just happened to go collect it after he shot him in the head, and then he put it in his pocket, and then he just when then they killed him, they dropped it off.
01:17:40.000It's one of the most common rifles that people possess because there's a lot of people that you know they don't want to go to the range and what but they do go deer hunting every couple of years, so they have a 30 odd six.
01:17:50.000That's a regular normal deer hunting round.
01:18:16.000I'm on the cover of uh Hunt magazine of Peterson's hunting from like 2001 or something like that, with a moose leg over my shoulder from a moose we shot.
01:23:29.000Like if you ever go deer hunting and you get a deer, when you put your hand, like when you're gutting it and everything, you're amazed at how hot they are.
01:28:12.000Well, that one says Infinity clipped uh in eighty in ninety four.
01:28:16.000It was six hundred grand in ninety four.
01:28:18.000Yeah, in Infinity in nineteen ninety-five included a one point seven one five million dollar payment to dismiss all outstanding indecency cases.
01:28:26.000So they hit him for one point seven million in ninety-five.
01:35:42.000The Shelleys left Britain in 1818 for Italy, where the second and third children died before Shelly gave birth to her last and only surviving child.
01:37:01.000The um the two guys who they're both six foot four, they're both redheads, they both have the same crazy name, they both have the same surgery.
01:38:46.000But if you read about mirror identical twins, what blows my mind is the amount that ha the like the perfect second that has to take place for that for this to split.
01:38:56.000It's this close to just them being conjoined.
01:39:34.000Yeah, the the psychology of twin twinning is kind of crazy.
01:39:39.000I was w I went down the rabbit hole about like you know how they like they'll put a door between they'll do these on TikTok and Instagram stuff.
01:39:45.000They'll put a door between two twins and they'll go, okay, raise your right arm and or I'm sorry, they'll say, uh put up a finger or whatever.
01:39:52.000And they'll both do the exact same thing.
01:39:54.000They'll go dance in place and they'll dance identical in place, even though they don't see what the other one's doing.
01:39:58.000But they know that's their instinctual thing.
01:40:01.000Dude, I know people that are twins that don't talk to their brother.
01:43:40.000But you might, and that's what's fucked.
01:43:42.000Because California does not control their mountain lion population.
01:43:45.000I I know a guy who works at a ranch, and uh we were having a conversation about it the other day, and he was telling me that you know they they wind up spending the exact same amount.
01:43:57.000They wind up killing the exact same amount of mountain lines that they would, even if they let hunters hunt them.
01:44:03.000Because they they have to because they're breaking into people's yards and killing their dogs, yeah.
01:44:13.000Kids have gone missing from backyards.
01:44:15.000Well, what's the one that they put down the PC, the one that the the most famous one, they had to put it down because it killed some or I don't know if it killed a person, but it did it was called like PC one four five.
01:44:25.000They, you know, whatever the photo of the code of it.
01:44:27.000We have a photo of that mountain lion.
01:44:29.000Didn't it kill somebody and they put it down?
01:44:43.000They wanted to know where the monster is.
01:44:45.000So they're like, let's keep the 150-pound monster wandering through the woods, just like put a collar around its neck so I know where it is when it's killing shit.
01:47:03.000The attack prompted authorities to issue a lethal depredation permit and reiterated that when in an enclosed area, a mountain lion's predatory instinct can lead to the overkill of multiple animals.
01:48:22.000Yeah, but it's just if you're in the woods and you go hiking and you get sweaty and then it gets cold out and you're stuck out there, you're fucked.
01:48:34.000Significant use fiber production, all alpacas being bred for their soft, fine fleece that's used to make high quality clothing, blankets, and other textiles.
01:48:44.000So the that's the thing about like um stuff that's natural, like wool in particular, merino wool, it also doesn't smell bad.
01:48:52.000Like you could sweat in it for days and you don't stink.
01:48:56.000Like if I wear like a synthetic undergarment and I'm hiking, like if we're camping or if I'm in the woods for a couple days, you if you have anything that has like uh a plastic in it, a nylon, like any kind of a synthetic like undergarment, they stink too.
01:49:29.000It's the best they make it makes the best socks, it makes the best, like uh my friend's company First Light.
01:49:36.000I think they were the like one of the first companies that started doing merino wool, and then they make like merino wool undergarments and defending.
01:50:35.000You leave a four-year-old inside and you're on the phone, and then I told him, You have to fucking respect me.
01:50:41.000I've been in this office for and you hear and your kids the back of your kid's fucking head is caved in now, and this cat's running over a fence with them, and you turn around, your kid's gone.
01:52:06.000Well, the disconnect, that's the really sad thing is that the death doesn't even When people die, it doesn't even feel like anything anymore for people.
01:52:15.000They don't feel like it's a real person because they're used to talking about people and talking to people in a digital form online with no impact.
01:52:22.000Like no consequences of you know, no, you don't feel it from the person.
01:52:27.000You don't feel empathy because you hurt their feelings.
01:52:52.000And I always thought okay, I could see the point for it because you know, these are voters and these are young people, and they have been indoctrinated in a certain way of thinking, and they probably never encountered anybody who can articulate what the other opinion is like,
01:53:10.000what a conservative perspective is like, what what a what they think the way they think you should uh approach life, the way they you don't get to hear that at universities, you get to only hear one side of things.
01:53:24.000So on that side, I'm like, okay, that's good about it.
01:53:27.000But it's also like you're dunking on these young kids, but also they should know that they could be dunked on because their ideas suck, right?
01:53:48.000That's what conservatives feel like every day.
01:53:50.000They feel like you're indoctrinating kids when you're gaslighting people and saying there's nothing wrong with having a drag queen story hour for kids.
01:54:42.000And then all of a sudden these like super progressive schools are like I'm booked up, booked up in all the progressive school while she's fucking chain smoking camels.
01:54:51.000By the way, speaking of sheep, have you heard uh ghost face killer's sons disc track?
01:56:21.000You know, you ever heard like someone who the like their dad was like a really good singer, and then you hear them singing like how are you doing that?
02:02:30.000There's like if you're a Nashville person, there are song writers, professionals who will sit down and they will come up with a fucking jam for you.
02:02:40.000And then, you know, you just fucking start doing arenas.
02:03:35.000I think there's a a lot of it is just being on your own uh and not having any kind of support in terms of like a community of friends.
02:03:44.000I think that's a lot of the reason why a lot of people, as they get older, especially, start behaving really irrationally and losing their minds.
02:03:55.000They don't have a family, they dedicated their entire life to their career, and then they get to a certain age, and there's no one who's really excited about them out there in the world, and they get real bitter.
02:05:51.000Yeah, take the temperature down, America.
02:05:53.000Because regardless of who shot that guy, that guy was shot, and then the reaction was horrible, and then the Reaction to the reaction is equally horrible.
02:06:34.000You know what I thought he was going to do is get into different media now, like Conan with this podcast, and I thought he was going to do that too.
02:06:39.000Well, that probably would be a good thing for him to do.
02:07:09.000One of the factors is declining ratings, right?
02:07:12.000So as the ratings go down, then people get more and more sensitive about subject matter, more and more sensitive about advertising.
02:07:21.000Because, you know, you're already like the show is kind of in a bad direction as it is.
02:07:25.000Look, the ratings are dropping because people are getting annoyed with it being too political, or whatever narrative they could say, right?
02:07:31.000And you know, there's advertisers that get upset because they might be right wing.
02:07:37.000Uh it is a decision we made because we felt some of the comments were ill-timed and thus insensitive, the statement said.
02:07:42.000We have spent the last days having thoughtful conversations with Jimmy, and after those conversations, we reached the decision to return the show on Tuesday.
02:08:30.000Like that's you're just even if you you're even as if it's possible to take something like that out of context, it makes you look terrible.
02:08:40.000But out of context works in this day and age.
02:08:43.000So I just wish he hadn't said the things that he said the way he said them, but I I don't think he's an evil person.
02:08:48.000So to celebrate the murder of a person that I think is genuine generally a very kind and uh a very nice person who was just good at debating, but not always even totally accurate.
02:09:02.000Like there's been some good uh critiques of uh some of the debates that he had with college kids that are online where he's like, no, he's not correct like with what he said.
02:09:12.000Like he was one of the things is about George Floyd.
02:09:15.000And he was he kept saying that the medical examiner said that George Floyd would have died of that overdose.
02:09:21.000That's not true, and we've heard that too, and so then we looked it up, right?
02:09:28.000And it wasn't the medical examiner didn't say that, correct?
02:09:33.000And I think he had already printed a retraction.
02:09:36.000But see, this is the problem with like a debate in a microphone in a public place where people are cheering and screaming, and you're trying to form your argument, you're not even good at doing it, and you're doing it to a guy who's a professional at doing this, and it's like it's a stupid way to have conversations, but better than no way at all, right?
02:09:56.000And in those colleges, you don't get any of those kind of conversations with your professors.
02:10:02.000That's why it was really healthy for him to do that's I think the you know a lot of people say, oh, he targeted young people.
02:10:07.000And you're like, well, there's two ways to look at that.
02:10:08.000One, it's because I feel like they are the most susceptible to maybe hearing you out, right?
02:10:32.000He's doing this and spreading these ideas, but he believed in it and he's very religious.
02:10:36.000But here's the the thing like he's not this terrible person that they're trying to make him out to be.
02:10:42.000So to take a 31 year old guy who is a father and uh he's got two very young children and he's married, he's got a family, he's got this wife who loves him, and to cheer that he got shot in the head for his ideas.
02:10:59.000If there's a group of children out there in college, young people out there, rather, young um young adults that are cheering, and then older adults too, who are cheering this.
02:11:09.000My friend was in a coffee shop, and uh this lady was beside him on a Zoom call, and she's this is like right after Charlie Kirk was killed, and she gets on her Zoom call and she goes, Well, I had an unexpectedly great day today.
02:11:27.000And they were like, Today was amazing.
02:11:30.000And they weren't really saying why today was amazing, but it was very clear that they were celebrating the fact that this guy who was a father and a husband was murdered before his ideas.
02:12:32.000Like you you've you're separated from the norm of human interaction, like the warmth of a person's smile and give me a hug.
02:12:40.000Like all that stuff that how many times you've been in a conversation with a person you disagreed with them, and you both start laughing at the end of it.
02:12:46.000That's every comic conversation I have.
02:13:26.000That's not accurate, but it's like in my mind as a comic, I'm like, he's just setting up this bit.
02:13:31.000I'm like, and then I'm watching everybody freak out about this.
02:13:33.000I'm like, and then I saw, okay, am I looking at it wrong?
02:13:36.000Okay, it is kind of misleading because he's kind of saying that they're trying to label this person as anyone other than themselves, which is like a little weird.
02:14:25.000Okay, if I check, if I go through your social media and there's no organized outrage about what's happening right now in Gaza, and you're upset that there's there's a comedian that got for a few days got his show got stopped because he said mean things about the president, like this another shit in the world that might be more important than this and you might need medication.
02:14:52.000You might but you might be a fucking crazy shut-in.
02:14:55.000You might be a person that's addicted to your phone.
02:14:59.000You don't Require other people to comment on things.
02:15:03.000You know, I read one comic said uh if you don't if you have a big platform and you're not commenting, all I could see is how much you love the taste of boot leather.
02:15:37.000Having conversations with people on Twitter all day long, debating points, arguing stuff all day long, making response videos, making other videos, going and talking about it on a podcast.
02:15:48.000Like, what are you doing with your life, man?
02:15:51.000Well, everybody raised a lot of these people that were like, can't uh uh boycott ABC and Disney cancel it, and I was like, well, don't do that.
02:16:09.000But also, if it is that the government tried to silence Jimmy Kimmel because they were trying to push through some sort of a merger and he doesn't like Jimmy Kimmel, so they try like yeah, that should be exposed.
02:16:48.000That there is a um this is uh something that someone sent me that every Samsung phone from uh 2022 on has something installed in it called app cloud.
02:18:10.000Well, the the thing is they were using pagers because they knew that if they were using cell phones that the Israelis had electronics that could read everything.
02:18:19.000So they could they could spy on all their phones.
02:18:21.000So to get around that, they decided to use pagers.
02:18:24.000So the Israelis knew that they were gonna use pagers because they have people embedded in these organizations.
02:18:30.000They have people that are literally acting like they're Hezbollah or Hamas.
02:18:34.000They're inside there, and then they're Israelis.
02:18:37.000And so these people got a hold of their order before it they so they they order a bunch of pagers.
02:18:44.000They get a hold of it, rig it with detonations, rig it with explosives, repackage it, send it to them, so then they get it like good, got the pager.
02:20:25.000Did you see that Benjamin Netanyahu gave like this two-minute speech about how offensive it was that people say that Israel killed Charlie Kirk?
02:22:40.000Brock says it's a pre-installed system service on many Samsung Galaxy smartphones, particularly mid-range and budget models like the A series as well as some of the S-Series device devices, depending on the carrier or region.
02:22:51.000It functions as an app recommendation and installation tool that suggests and promotes third-party apps, often games and promotional content, based on user behavior, location, and preferences.
02:23:02.000This is part of Samsung's partnerships with carriers and app developers to generate revenue by subsidizing device costs through the preloaded or suggested installs.
02:26:34.000Uh I don't ever think that not talking to people is the solution.
02:26:39.000But I do understand what they're saying.
02:26:41.000Yeah, but traditionally, don't we usually try to talk to people so we can try to figure out how we can make some headway?
02:26:47.000It would be the better option for everybody.
02:26:50.000Especially if cooler heads could prevail.
02:26:51.000But the thing about this Ukraine Russia thing is like I think Trump grossly underestimated the amount of work that it's gonna take to stop this.
02:27:00.000You know, when he got but when he was running, he was saying that one day get me in the office and one day I'll have a deal.
02:29:04.000A lot of them are parked in ports and they have to be maintained because otherwise you lose the value of the boats.
02:29:09.000And those vo like a boat, like one of them Russian oligarch yachts, bro, that is millions and millions of dollars every year just to maintain it.
02:29:21.000And then like every couple of years you gotta pull it out of the fucking water and they gotta clean it, put new paint on it, and like how much money that costs.
02:31:27.000The U.S. government seized the gleaming yacht three years ago when it was docked in a marina in Fiji with local assistance.
02:31:33.000They argued that the vessel called Amadea, Latin for God's love, was owned by Suleiman Kermov, a Russian oligarch under U.S. sanctions with a network worth of $16.4 billion, according to Forbes, and ties to President Vladimir Putin of Russia.
02:35:59.000Well, you remember when the NHL was gonna ban fighting, and then I think they found out there was research that found out that the most concussions that came from on the ice were from board hits.
02:36:12.000So they were like the fights weren't because you're so unstable on skates, the fighting wasn't as brutal as obviously ground fighting, because you have m you have you have stability, right?
02:37:23.000If he's a really good skater, and I'm sure he's got amazing balance because every judoka has insane balance.
02:37:28.000You have to be able to like rotate your your your weight, transfer your weight at the split split second interviews and you gotta be able to manipulate another person's body and weight and the kind of strength that you would have slam someone on the ice like that Well that's when it's over though, that's the only rule of hockey, right?
02:38:39.000Well, also, it's such a factor that if you're a really good skater but a shitty boxer, you could fuck a guy up, it was probably better than you.
02:39:12.000Yeah, I know, but it is but I do think also because the brutality of the fights wouldn't be as gruesome as that of NBA, NFL, you know what I mean with ground.
02:39:21.000So that they I think they factor in the fact that it's like these fights don't really last long.
02:39:24.000They get a couple shots, it's usually nobody gets hurt.
02:39:26.000And they usually break it up pretty quickly.
02:39:28.000When the refs can sneak in, they will.
02:40:32.000But there's a lot of people, unfortunately, in this country that don't see uh a bright future for themselves.
02:40:38.000And this is also part of the problem with uh the narratives that we're being fed on social media, is that they start looking at their economic future and it looks very bleak and they want to point a finger at someone like somebody fucked me.
02:40:49.000Like, why are these people, there's a few people that have all this money.
02:40:53.000You know, and this is one of the things one of them CEOs was talking about on a podcast that we like that they have to be really careful because like once AI does happen, like people are gonna come for them.
02:41:22.000Because the government was trying to impose rules on what they could post online, what they could see online, and the young people had enough.
02:43:19.000But it's like a it's a green light for idiots to just also be able to commit crimes because you're allowing people to cover their face, which used to be a red light.
02:43:29.000Like if you go into a bank with a mask on in the past, it was like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, this guy's got a mask on.
02:44:36.000Like if I wanted to destroy society, that's how I would do it.
02:44:39.000I just allow people I'm not saying that that's why they do it, but if I wanted to destroy society, I would just say, listen, the way to combat all this inequalities in the world is whenever someone gets arrested, you just let them go.
02:45:18.000And then the way people can gaslight other people's behavior in order to find some sort of a way of not giving the people on the other side a win.
02:45:30.000One of the craziest conversations I saw people have online in one of those cable talk shows.
02:45:36.000Was uh they were having a conversation about why this guy would shoot Charlie Kirk.
02:45:45.000And they were the the angle they were taking was that he was in a relationship, a loving, amazing relationship with another man who was a trans woman.
02:48:19.000There was all these stupid fucking shows that were like social programming, and they were designed to keep people calm and complacent.
02:48:25.000Because we had dealt with five thousand years of people being murderous barbarians.
02:48:29.000And so once they got the chance to broadcast things on TV, they just broadcast this bullshit version of a human being, and we just we all just accepted that that's how people were.
02:48:40.000And the only way they could do that is to limit what you're allowed to talk about, limit the language you're allowed to use, and have a bunch of stupid commercials jammed in there every 15 minutes or whatever it is to make you feel stupid.
02:48:53.000And just keep shoving that down your throat.
02:49:08.000And I think that's part of what this Jimmy Kimmel thing is like, why it it would outrageous one of the things that outrages young people in particular, and and also comics, but is that we live in a time where you can have a show like this, right?
02:49:23.000Where there's no one has talked to us before we did this.
02:49:27.000No one's gonna talk to us after if they do, I don't listen.
02:49:31.000We just say what we think and you put it out there.
02:49:56.000But that's a and people are just waking up.
02:49:57.000Well, that's an organization that can tell you what you can say on TV while you have YouTube, right?
02:50:03.000While you have ex while you have fucking literal Nazis who are posting videos every day, and that's okay, and that can have 24 million views.
02:50:12.000But this talk show that has like what was the 18 to 34 of the Jimmy Kimmel show.
02:51:41.000Don't let the government step in and and the government and and people in the government call you talentless and vile and all these different things.
02:52:10.000And he's not Hitler, you know, and neither was Charlie Kirk.
02:52:13.000You know, and this is where we're lost.
02:52:16.000Like, there's real monsters in the world.
02:52:17.000I watched a video today that I shouldn't have watched, and it was a video from Gaza where they found these three men that they suspected of uh of doing something or sharing information with Israel, and they gunned them down on the street, colluding with Israel in some way.
02:52:57.000Like that's going on right now at the same time as this stupid fucking argument.
02:53:03.000You know, there's so many things we should be paying attention to.
02:53:06.000There's so many things that are just absolutely insane in the world right now, and we're focused on this one thing as if this is the end of the world.
02:53:15.000There's a giant something headed our way that many of these wacko conspiracy theorists that I follow think is a UFO.
02:53:25.000There's a there's that one that there's some people think it's a comment, and that Avi Loeb guy from Harvard, he doesn't think it's a comment.
02:54:45.000Yeah, and the center of it looks exactly like a microchip.
02:54:49.000And that this is made out of some sort of an aluminum alloy that's three times stronger than military grade aluminum.
02:54:55.000You know what those look like coming out of that microchip, that picture.
02:54:59.000So let's let's go back, grow go up a little, Jamie, right here.
02:55:03.000Um the sample was treated with HCI, cleaned and burned at 900 degrees centigrade or Celsius, uh graphite conversion measured measured by accelerator mass spectrometer compared against official oxalic acid standards, plus or minus 30 years uncertainty.
02:55:44.000So what he was telling me though, that there is an issue with the actual uh dating of it.
02:55:54.000Uh okay, so the carbon dating is real, and we this is from Jesse.
02:55:58.000Uh, and we assume that we have an aluminum spear three times the hardness of modern aerospace aluminum, which was created twelve thousand six hundred years ago at the start of the younger dry us.
02:58:07.000The clean samples were combusted at 900 degrees Celsius, evacuated, sealed ampules, the presence of C UO, the resulting carbon dioxide is cryogenically purified from the other reaction product.
03:00:59.000And I guess I'm I'm asking in my head, like why would we assume that that's gonna be carbon material if it's you know, if the whole thing is a metal sphere, why would we need organic material in it?
03:01:09.000Well, that's the only thing that they could test, but the problem is if you take that thing and someone made it a hundred years ago and you stick it in old dirt, and then you test that 12,000 year old dirt, like Eureka!