00:00:44.000I started with a trainer four weeks ago.
00:00:47.000And uh and and just did all this blood work and taking all these scans and tests and stuff now just because I'm like, I have to I have to be here as long as possible.
00:00:56.000It changes the game when you have children.
00:03:19.000I took a break when I had my my baby my new baby, and then I took like a little bit of a like a six-month, but now I'm like back at it full.
00:03:26.000I got a bunch of big shows coming up, so it's like let me get out there and like tell people I'm still alive.
00:03:30.000Yeah, you got you gotta get out there if you want to do something, because it's like the you know, if you just work in the city, yeah, you can't really put together an hour.
00:03:41.000I mean, I'm uh I'm constantly on the road.
00:03:43.000I just I just went down just to have a little bit of a breather because we just finished uh uh rapping season 12 of the show.
00:03:49.000And so I was touring and doing the show, and I had and I had a kid.
00:03:53.000So it's like I just couldn't even and then we produced another show and all that shit in between.
00:03:58.000So it's like I just haven't been I went on hiatus on my podcast and stuff because I had to something had to give.
00:04:05.000So now it's like let me let me just get back out there and just now I'm not filming, I'm just really focusing on the tour and like a new pod I got coming out.
00:04:12.000When you do stand up, do you take guys with you that are your friends on the road?
00:06:23.000Well, I told the guy, and he's like, all right, that's good to know.
00:06:25.000And then like my sixth session, I like like we were doing that thing where like I throw a medicine bowl down really hard and then like catch it and then swing it to him.
00:06:33.000And like on the swing to him, I was like, ah Yeah, you gotta I would never have you do stuff like that to start out with.
00:06:39.000To start out, you should do body weight stuff and you should do it like moderately.
00:06:45.000Like when I had a bunch of guys in here, we were doing comedians workouts on on Tuesdays, and one of the things that we always did was you do sometimes do it Tuesdays and Thursdays, but one of the things we always did in if if anybody's just starting out, and I'm like, do not go to failure, do not push yourself.
00:07:00.000I don't I want you to get out of here and feel fine.
00:07:06.000But we worked up to that, but that that one, and then we just backed off of it.
00:07:09.000But it's rotational stuff is difficult because you know you're putting all especially if you're not particularly coordinated and you're throwing a lot of torque, you know, one way or the other way when you're throwing a medicine ball, especially.
00:07:57.000But it just to me it'll the only thing that would make sense is that you haven't been using that tissue.
00:08:02.000That's the only thing that would make sense.
00:08:04.000And there's probably things that they could show in terms of levels of like uh creatinine, I think that's how you say it, and maybe some other stuff that would indicate.
00:08:43.000So this is the word I was looking for.
00:08:44.000Classic serum protein markers like creatine kinase, uh lactate what's that word?
00:08:51.000Diodragenase and myoglobin reflect muscle tissue breakdown and can indicate tissue vulnerability or prior damage, but they're used in predicting susceptibility as opposed to reaching in as opposed to recent injury is less robust.
00:09:08.000Recent research has also shown that profiling early healing stages through mass spectrometically spectr Jesus Christ.
00:09:15.000Spectrometry can in identify multiple proteins whose baseline alterations may point to greater risk for delayed or poor recovery.
00:09:42.000This is weird stuff has been happening like this lately.
00:09:44.000Like I'm like, I really gotta get a trainer.
00:09:45.000And I was like walking in between the we had a little thing, like thing in the between the buildings, and he w like he just was there talking to someone and I he mentioned because I'm a physical trainer, I'm like, I need someone.
00:09:54.000He's like I'll walk over, we'll do it.
00:09:56.000So I do it like six thirty in the morning.
00:09:57.000That's the thing that's a little harder too.
00:09:59.000It's like I the only time I could do it is six thirty in the morning because I have like a you know, that's good though.
00:10:11.000But when that alarm goes off at like six, and I know he's waiting downstairs, and you know, but I'm just like now it's cause now it's winter, like back home.
00:10:18.000I don't know about here, but like it's still completely pitch black outside, you know.
00:10:22.000Like so just getting up in that darkness and being like my my wife's sleep and I'm putting on a fucking headband.
00:11:06.000You can't you're not gonna be able to keep up.
00:11:08.000If you you try a crazy pace right off the bat, you're not gonna be able to keep up with it, and you're gonna you're not gonna be able to recover, you're gonna get broken down, you gotta build it slow.
00:11:17.000I it used to take care of itself with like just sports and stuff.
00:11:20.000Like, but I don't I don't do that anymore, you know.
00:11:29.000I own the only sport I played, I played baseball when I was a kid, and then once I started doing martial arts when I was in my early teens, I quit everything.
00:13:01.000And so the Korean national champion, he won the gold medal, and then came to visit Roy Jones recently and gave him the gold medal and said, You should have won that fight.
00:13:30.000It's just when you see like blatant, obvious corruption, and that to me that decision is one of the worst examples of blatant corruption because Roy Jones just ran away with that fight.
00:13:44.000The only thing you didn't do is knock that guy out, but he beat his ass.
00:13:47.000They don't feel repercussions when it's that obvious.
00:13:54.000Yes, it happens in the UFC all the time.
00:13:56.000There's bad decisions, and and you know, and it's it's infuriating.
00:14:00.000It's infuriating to the athlete too, because particularly in the UFC, there's a win bonus.
00:14:05.000So imagine if you beat a guy, like you really hit the gas in the second and third round, you fucking burn yourself out, you get the decision, you're like, I fucking did it, I did it.
00:14:13.000You're your corner celebrating, we got it.
00:14:15.000We got the last two rounds, all you, all you and then you hear the judges, and you're like, no fucking way.
00:14:22.000And it happens, it happens all the time.
00:14:24.000So say if you're a young guy and you're starting out in the UFC and you have a contract, maybe it's like 15 and 15.
00:14:30.000What that means is you get 15,000 to show and then 15,000 to win.
00:14:35.000So if you lose, you only get that 15,000.
00:14:37.000So those judges just stole $15,000 from you when you're struggling just to feed yourself, right?
00:14:44.000And if you're getting $15,000 to fight, you have to pay for managers, you have to pay for your gym fees, you have to pay for nutrition, you have to pay for supplements, you know.
00:14:55.000You have to maybe you're getting a massage once a week, you gotta pay for that.
00:15:23.000We we get mad, you know, we talk about it in the commentary, and we you know, Daniel particularly gets upset because he was a professional fighter and he's seen it.
00:16:03.000It was team sports for me, but it was um I wasn't particularly at the I I actually when uh the first year our uh grammar school got a basketball team.
00:16:15.000I was in uh seventh grade, and so uh if you were in eighth grade, you automatically made varsity, and then whatever remaining spots you have to try out.
00:17:23.000The team, first of all, so we weren't good, we knew we weren't good, and we were like, okay, watch this first team we're gonna play is gonna be like amazing.
00:17:32.000So we show up for this first game, okay.
00:17:34.000We get to the Catholic CYO center, it's like the Catholic youth organization gym.
00:17:39.000We get there, every single kid on that team is just like Dominican or like the like we were all like scorny little white kids.
00:17:48.000These kids were like six feet tall already.
00:17:52.000I walked in and what the you do drills in the beginning before you start the game, you all take like going to line and take layups on your side, they're taking layups on their side.
00:18:00.000And I remember I I locked eyes with some kid and he looked at me and he was dribbling the ball backwards through his legs as he walked backwards.
00:18:07.000And he didn't break eye contact with me.
00:18:09.000And then he like ran up and like he did a layup and like tapped the backboard or whatever.
00:20:08.000I had to get up in front of everyone at the buffet and ho and take the trophy that said Salvo Cano MVP JV, you know, 1990, whatever it was.
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00:22:07.000Look, if you've got a kid that's six feet tall already, and you know, he's fucking 14 and he's really good already at basketball, you're like, we might get rich.
00:22:25.000You know, it's your kid, and it made me if you're a lower income people, and you know you have a kid and you your family's really into sports.
00:24:11.000I was like, I think I want to learn how to sail.
00:24:14.000What I think I might have meant pro maybe is like I want to learn how to drive a boat.
00:24:17.000But like I was like, I think I want to learn how to sail.
00:24:19.000And so I was telling this to my wife, and then like just same thing as the trainer, like uh like a few days later, it was like four days later.
00:24:27.000I was at music class with my daughter, and one of the dads was there with his daughter, and I was inviting him to go somewhere, like a group activity, and he was like, I'd love to, but I can't.
00:25:42.000And I think if you think of it as the primary thing instead of thinking of it as the whole like the whole thing is all these different pieces.
00:25:50.000Like if you want to get healthy, you have to eat well, you have to take vitamins, you have to exercise, you have to sleep, you have to drink plenty of water, you have to cut out all the bad stuff, like alcohol and that.
00:26:28.000Like right when you're putting it out there, I there's a lot of people that believe this, and that believe that what we think of as physical reality, just being static and locked down.
00:27:05.000That's why I'm always very particular about who I hang out with.
00:27:08.000Because people think it's no big deal to hang out with idiots.
00:27:11.000But the problem is you're absorbing their energy.
00:27:14.000And instead of hanging out with really cool people and you absorb their energy, and everybody like gets out of there feeling fucking great.
00:27:37.000It's like you you can I and I think how you feel personally, like how your life is going has a giant effect on how your life can go because you're thinking in a positive way.
00:27:49.000You know, like you're you're you're in the right groove, you're in the right vibration.
00:29:34.000Like they had to get docked up during a storm.
00:29:36.000My stepdad had to go out to someone else's boat because it wasn't tied down, and he had to tie this dude's boat down in the middle of a fucking storm.
00:30:01.000Not even to just learn because it's like I'm gonna live on this sailboat, I'm gonna go live in a tropical environment, I'm gonna live, I'm gonna learn how to sail.
00:30:07.000I think they just you know, people don't like work, man.
00:30:46.000I like that because I I didn't grow up with that, and that's not common for me, and it's like the one thing that really resonates with me as far as like shutting my brain off and things like that.
00:31:04.000We were getting our kitchen redone in California, and uh we we couldn't stay in the house, and so um for like four months we rented a house and we rented this house like on the water, and uh you wake up and you sit in the patio and it's these sliding glass doors, and you're literally above right above the ocean.
00:31:24.000So you see nothing but this little little balcony and then water, and you're like, oh I get it.
00:31:31.000Yeah, I wonder why these people live right next to each other in a 20 million dollar house.
00:31:35.000Like I was like, who the fuck wants to buy a house with no yard?
00:31:39.000You're jammed up next to your neighbors.
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00:36:17.000I I I did it on a on a on a trip in uh the Cayman Islands.
00:36:20.000And uh I always wanted to do it, so I was psyched to do it.
00:36:24.000And I did one time prior to that in a pool, so I was like, all right, I kind of gonna whatever.
00:36:28.000And I almost couldn't go through with it because like the the um the initial descent, they have to put weights on you.
00:37:10.000I'm claustrophobic, and so I think that played into it, but like you have to start it just you have to overcome the sensation that you're maybe drowning or being suffocated.
00:37:23.000Like, you know, you like you go down and the weights start to pull you down and you adjust to breathing through here, but then that's it.
00:37:30.000Like, and if you want to like talk, or it's like you don't you don't feel comfortable and you just want out, this you know, you can't just get out.
00:37:38.000And once you go down 30 feet or so, you have to like you know, you can't just f shoot up either.
00:37:43.000You have to go up like slowly, obviously.
00:38:43.000So we go down, I finally overcome it, and I get down there.
00:38:47.000And like once I got down there and calmed down, I had moments where I pa was a little panicky again, but like in the moments where I was calm, I was like, all right, I'm going slow, I'm breathing slow, this is cool.
00:38:58.000And you just kind of like start exploring, and there were these big, like, I guess Oscar, big these big fish, like the size like literally the size of almost my body, like five or six of them together just there.
00:39:08.000But they weren't like, you know, they couldn't harm you, but like just the sheer size of them was like I'll stay away from them.
00:39:16.000But then this instructor starts swimming forward, and then my friend is behind her and I'm behind him.
00:39:21.000And at one point, like I, you know, I'm not good with the paddles.
00:39:36.000So I'm not good with them, and I got this fucking tank on me, and you know, everything's tight, you know, and it's like and I'm trying to use the flip prints, and I'm not really catching, like I'm kinda falling behind a little bit, I'm not really doing it great, and then I start to try to do it faster, but then that like spins me a little bit.
00:39:51.000So now I'm spinning down there and I'm trying to kick out of it, and I like want to communicate to the instructor, and she's in front of my friend swimming forward.
00:40:00.000And my friends, I'm looking at his ass.
00:40:02.000I'm like, I'm just like fucking like I'm just like waving my hands like that seems help.
00:40:57.000But if how did you what do you where do you get that from?
00:41:01.000Like where do where do where do I think or why I think I have astrophobic what makes you uh because I've been in scenarios in confined small spaces where I couldn't get out or I didn't have a lot of mobility and I literally had a panic, like we have a panic attack.
00:41:13.000Like I stuck my heart starts beating out my chest.
00:41:32.000So that combined with like I was in a row, like a really tight row, like crammed in.
00:41:37.000And I just I don't know, I just it's it's happened uh a few times in my life where in the like the the the like the back row of like a a like a a van where like it was closed in like and I couldn't j uh anywhere I can't get right out.
00:41:50.000And one time I was in a stretcher and I um they like lock you like they strap you in.
00:42:31.000And I remember like I was hugging her and I could feel her tears, and then the next thing I remember in my mind was that I I was in a stretcher on the floor and I woke up and like the ambulance was there and everything was there.
00:42:59.000But uh I couldn't when I'm c when I'm held down like that and confined and I can't move, it's like I don't know, I just feel like I can't breathe.
00:43:41.000And I think there's something like in the genes from you know, millions of years of evolution where someone down the line died or almost died because of one of these fucking spiders or one of these snakes, or you saw someone get killed by a snake and you see them and you fucking lock up.
00:43:59.000How do you explain the phobia of clowns?
00:45:14.000Do you remember when clowns like for a minute were like in the news everywhere because there was like a trend that clowns were terrorizing towns?
00:45:22.000It was like five years, like maybe meh less than ten years ago.
00:45:30.000And this there was a clown just showing up in public spaces and events just watching people and then like recessing like back into the night and it would make appearances and started making the papers.
00:48:14.000It's it's like it it follows other artists.
00:48:17.000His name's like Mr. He has a moniker that he goes by, and like people thought that he was Banksy.
00:48:23.000And so like it spends the whole thing like following him, but it turns out he's not.
00:48:28.000But it was it was a fun watch, but it was like uh it's it's just wild to me that after all this time uh in the age we're living in now, nothing has gotten like everyone like how many people know who he is?
00:48:43.000Like, you know, how close to the vest is his identity?
00:48:45.000Well, he would have to be a truly brilliant person to keep it together.
00:49:36.000I w I went to um I went to I was invited to this brunch in England.
00:49:41.000And it was uh it was the guy um man, I don't he was a descendant of uh uh uh who's the who's the uh the the uh the guy where it's like oh um like he what you when you want to fuck when you when you're when you're like when you're thinking about your mom was that guy the the the the the what he's talking about yeah I know I know I'm literally having a stroke I have no idea what you're saying Jamie do you know what he's saying I was he needed a couple more
00:50:12.000words he wasn't getting to it yeah when you think of your mom that guy who's yeah the guy it's like what's it for freud oh okay yeah so he's i think he's a descendant you're talking about like a baseball player freud is like his i think it's like his like great great grandfather or something and then he also married into like it's the biggest uh mark like publication uh in in the biggest like media company conglomerate in in overseas whatever
00:50:41.000i forget his name he's super rich famous family that married into another super rich famous family right freud family and then like whoever this is anyway i'm at this person's house okay long story short i don't remember how i got right there i think his where is it it's um it was somewhere in outside of london and it it was unassuming because we walked through row houses through an alley to get to their property and uh i think the daughter of this i'm i
00:51:11.000feel i'm bad that I I'm forgetting their name because they were gracious hosts and but I did fan the daughter I think was a fan of ours or something and somehow got in touch and we got invited there.
00:51:25.000So I I I find myself at this place I didn't I didn't know anyone and I get there and like it was a weird collection of people there.
00:51:31.000Apparently this guy hosts a brunch forever he's like known for it and he has a lot of friends and a lot of celebrity friends and so there was celebrities and stuff there at this brunch.
00:51:40.000It was really cool walk in there was all food trucks and stuff and you get into their house and uh I at the time Woody Harrelson was filming a movie in London and it was crazy.
00:51:52.000It was a one it was a live movie in one shot they tr they rehearsed for this movie for months and months and months and then a live stream into theaters and he acted live and the entire thing was one shot it was like 90 minutes long.
00:52:12.000Whoa yeah I don't I can't believe it didn't get more press just from the nature of that.
00:52:17.000But um so he was out there for that and so he was at this brunch and I think uh Owen Wilson um was at was also at this brunch how did I forget about this did you do do you recall it now?
00:52:32.000I'm kind of recalling hearing about it now.
00:52:37.000No but I I went and saw it and it was on it was really fucking cool.
00:52:40.000Um so there's I mean there's a lot of different people there Liv Tyler like it just the the guys from Oasis there was just a collection of people there and I found myself they were they had a like a little bond like a escape uh not escape room uh what do you call it safe room and the safe room was just converted it had a ping pong table in I went downstairs I walk into the safe room and Woody Harrelson and I went sort of playing ping pong down there.
00:53:05.000And I just it was them two a cat and me and I just watched them play ping I don't know them.
00:53:09.000But wait what I'm getting to this oh so anyway they had Banksys like they had they had a they had a fucking uh man you know I think I need to take a supplement for my I needed to get some ginkgo below me who's who's the artist with like a Picasso they had a Picasso I'm like who's the guy who puts like an eye over here the guy with no ear.
00:53:30.000No that's Van Gogh yes they had Banks he's like just in the house like up like that.
00:53:34.000Like wow that's probably I mean I'm you know that's a million dollars.
00:53:39.000Yeah probably probably at least I don't know I don't I don't know how much they are but I was like oh wow that's like your own personal Banksy I went over an agent's house once in uh Aspen and this is like a long time ago and uh we were there for they used to have the Aspen Comedy Festival and I was over his house and and I was like oh did his kid make this there's like this painting on the wall and they're like, no, that's uh Chris Bob.
00:55:18.000We didn't we didn't have someone who could do what they were doing.
00:55:22.000And so the CIA came up with a plot to popularize nonsense art and make it like really huge and make all these investors want to spend money buying like nonsense art.
00:55:35.000And apparently there's uh I never would have considered that until I paid attention to all the other shit that they've done over the last, you know, X amount of decades.
00:57:26.000Uh outdated and offensive term historically used by Europeans to refer to I don't know how to say that word, K-H-O-E-K-H-O-E, an indigenous group of nomadic pastoralists from South Africa.
00:57:51.000As for the artists themselves, many were ex-communists and barely acceptable in the America of the McCarthyite era, and certainly not the sort of people normally likely to receive US government backing.
00:58:03.000Because in the propaganda war with Soviet Union, this new artistic movement could be held up as proof of the creativity, the intellectual freedom, and the cultural power of the US Russian art.
00:58:46.000And look, if they're all these like super duper rich people are involved or closely connected to the CIA, all they would have to do is have art exhibits at their house and tell everybody how amazing this guy is.
00:58:58.000Yeah and how mind blowing this piece is and they'll all agree.
00:59:02.000That's how art works in a general sense now anyway.
00:59:04.000It's like there are people at the top that dictate a lot of this stuff.
00:59:10.000You know someone's really good like all they have to do have is an Instagram page if they're really talented.
00:59:15.000Oh yeah yeah but I'm saying the art world and the and like the the I art as a commodity and that kind of stuff like you know like the bottom can fall out at any time of that just like anything else.
00:59:23.000It's like I guess but people always want art.
00:59:26.000But the thing is like what I'm getting at is nobody wanted that art.
00:59:40.000No I because I just read an article recently about like how um art as investment like there's been like a huge change where a lot of artists that were being pushed and were really hot by galleries and this and that like just years ago and selling an X amount like their their stuff's not worth anything right now.
00:59:59.000Wow I wonder why well when the economy starts going I would imagine that people stop buying art right like luxury items shit you don't need art.
01:00:58.000Oh what a memory and she has this incredible collection where you're like how much did she spend like this is like a billion dollars in art.
01:02:03.000I have a few pieces at home from this guy Greg Overton he's a friend of mine and he does Native American art that is just spectacular he does these huge pieces like this you know like six eight foot by six foot giant Native American faces that are just the I saw him for the first time I was in Park City just going through like the little town and they had a gallery and we were walking around like oh let's go look at the gallery.
01:02:28.000And it was just like right away I was like whoa pull up one of his photos.
01:02:33.000If you can pull up the one that I have but I I stare at that motherfucker every day.
01:02:40.000You know it's like I just think what it this was like this is a very accurate representation of a real person that lived here 200 years ago.
01:02:48.000And like what is that dude's life like that's what that one's in my wall.
01:03:40.000Uh Greg's a friend too, and he's a cool motherfucker.
01:03:44.000But that um that to me represents there was a real human that looked exactly like that walking around 200 years ago, had no idea what was gonna happen to this country in just a short amount of time.
01:05:13.000He's fry he blew up too, and he's like, he's the nicest guy.
01:05:16.000So like a couple of years, like a few years after I bought his piece, I saw him like something of mine on Instagram, and I was like, Oh, he because I I zoomed with him before I bought it, I guess just to talk about it for a minute.
01:05:27.000And I thought maybe he just fought like followed me or knew who I was because I bought his art, but he didn't.
01:06:04.000His style has changed so much too, and it's like I want to get another piece.
01:06:07.000I'm like, I part of me is like, I don't want to if I'm gonna spend yeah, if I'm gonna get it, I want to like you know, get try to vary it up, but I like his stuff so much that I just kind of want to like he does weird shit too, yeah.
01:08:42.000I mean I hit the target, but I w I this there's no way I was accurate.
01:08:45.000So if I gave chase if I ran from you and you had to get like if I get like could you take me out if I'm like if I'm running around like a moving target?
01:08:55.000Like it's well, it depends on how far away you are.
01:09:19.000Enter in how fast the arrow's going, how much the arrow weighs, and it gives me like a very precise measurement of where my arrow is gonna be at the top of its flight.
01:09:27.000So when I range something, I use a range laser range finder.
01:09:31.000It's called a full draw, loophole makes it.
01:09:33.000And uh when I click on the button, it gives me the distance, so I'll say like fifty three yards, but it also gives me the height of my arrow because it's measure I've entered in the speed of my arrow and the weight of my arrow and the the feet per second it goes.
01:09:48.000So you're going from home plate to home plate to center field in a second and a half.
01:09:52.000It's like shh you barely keep your eyes on it.
01:09:55.000See, and then mine is not as fast as other guys.
01:09:58.000Like uh, I have a friend of mine, my friend Josh Jones, he's just put together a bow that I think goes three hundred and forty feet a second.
01:10:06.000But he's a big tall guy, and when you're uh a taller person, you have a a longer draw length and you'll get more speed out of the bow.
01:10:14.000I can't wrap my head around the speed of a bow.
01:11:42.000Not since you started doing martial arts.
01:11:44.000But I mean, but the point is like even if you did, you'd have to do it over and over and over again to be able to throw a strike in a game against a real good batter, right?
01:12:23.000And then you know exactly where the arrow's gonna be at every spot of the way if you shoot it straight.
01:12:29.000How long because of all that, is it more about understanding it to be accurate, or is there also still like you gotta be steady and everything?
01:12:38.000You have to be you have to just do it so brief that it becomes a part of you.
01:12:43.000It's like you know, when when you were playing basketball, I'm sure there were times when you're fucking around with your friends where you just hit a flow.
01:12:50.000You just hit a flow and you start to get away.
01:12:52.000That was right around my thirteenth point.
01:12:54.000But you know what I mean when you're with your friends, not with your ass kicked by Dominicans, but when you're just hanging out with your boys, every now and then you'll catch a flow, right?
01:13:03.000Where you feel it and you just know the ball.
01:13:05.000What what everything else is it's like taking that and just doing it all day long until you can do it at any time you want.
01:13:45.000Now, 45 yards for me is like zip zip zip zip.
01:13:48.000I'll st I'll ruin arrows because I'm stacking them on top of each other.
01:13:51.000But if I go out to like eighty-five yards, then things spread out because then all of your movement is magnified.
01:13:58.000So the key is it's like any little variation, little twitch to the left to the right, over the course of 85 yards, it's gonna vary six inches left or right, maybe.
01:14:08.000Whereas at 45 would just be like a little bit, you know, and you'd think you're still dead on.
01:14:12.000And it's it just magnifies all the flaws in your technique.
01:14:15.000So it's like a you lose yourself in it because while when you're at full draw, and I'm not I'm not even talking about bow hunting, I'm just talking about target archery.
01:14:25.000When you're at full draw and you're really trying to hit that target, you'd have no room for anything else.
01:14:30.000There's no room in your your mind for your your bills or an argument you had with a business partner or fucking tickets you haven't paid.
01:14:48.000Everything after that, it just becomes like everything else.
01:14:51.000It becomes like a vehicle for you to like express yourself, whether it's learning how to play a guitar, it's shooting a bow, playing pool, playing basketball.
01:15:00.000It's like you're just finding a vehicle for you to express your spirit.
01:15:04.000You have a let go of an arrow and like a bird, like Randy Jackson.
01:16:35.000I think seeing everybody do everything opposite and forcing your brain to adapt to this world where you're writing and you're you're smudging your paper all the time because you're riding the wrong way.
01:16:49.000And then you're seeing everybody's doing everything with their right hand and you're doing it with your left, and you're supposed to everything seems wrong to you.
01:16:55.000Everything's so by doing that, you have to like really think about your movements.
01:16:59.000So but the left handed comes out early, right?
01:17:01.000It's like inherent that movement is inherent.
01:17:12.000Like if someone tries to teach you something, they have to teach you the opposite.
01:17:15.000It is a right-handed person's game, usually.
01:17:17.000Like, say if you're a boxing coach and you only fight orthodox.
01:17:21.000You've only fought orthodox your whole life.
01:17:23.000And then some kid comes in and he says, I'm left-handed.
01:17:26.000And you have to decide either gonna teach this kid fucked up and teach him left hand first, which some people actually think is uh actually a benefit.
01:17:52.000So if you don't know how to do it the right is off and you're showing some how to d do something, like you're not really so the kids gotta like learn things from his stance and watch you and just duplicate it, like mirror it from the other side.
01:18:08.000And sometimes that just teaches you more about the movement itself because you think about it.
01:18:13.000Because what like one of the things they say if you really want to learn something, um say if you're like a in a martial arts skill, if you're uh you have a dominant side, like if you're really good at throwing a kick with your right leg.
01:18:23.000If you throw it and practice it and get it better with your left leg, your right leg will improve as well.
01:19:17.000Learned as a professional when he hurt his arm that he had to start playing left-handed, started playing left-handed and started winning like world-class events as a lefty, beating world-class top of the food chain pool players who've been playing right-handed their whole life.
01:19:33.000And he's been playing lefty for like two years.
01:20:09.000Uh I mean, I can do it, I can pick it up, but I would have to get into it really to like achieve the skill that I used to have, and then I would like I don't have any time.
01:20:25.000You self-taught, or are you just gonna Yeah, mostly self-taught?
01:20:28.000See, that's also gotta be something that's e I mean, if you start from nothing and just like I don't know, I feel I feel like that's inside you somewhere as well, like to be a naturally gifted, just to know how to some people are just better at that than well, I had a very artistic family.
01:20:41.000My uncle Sal and my uncle Vinny were both artists.
01:20:49.000One of them ran a pottery guild and uh I was an art teacher, and the other one did a bunch of different types of uh art, uh photography and uh did a lot of album covers.
01:22:45.000And my dad was the superintendent of the par apartment buildings.
01:22:49.000And so he knew everyone, and my teeth that was my teacher.
01:22:52.000So we met him at a young age, and he used to come over to my house all the time.
01:22:56.000So I have pictures of me at like my parents in my parents' kitchen, like just sitting down eight years old in my pajamas with him and just eating like a tuna sandwich, and he's like literally dressed like that.
01:23:51.000You know, sometimes when you're like 14, you see some kid that like you never seen before, and you're like, wow, that guy's so cool.
01:23:57.000There was this dude, he had a denim jacket on and a pack of cigarettes in his pocket, and he just had perfect hair, and he just looked cool, like this Italian-looking kid.
01:24:43.000I bought that, I bought an amplifier, I bought a guitar case, and I I spent all my money on it, and I never used it, never took it out of the I I I like, you know, just never used it.
01:25:43.000Me and my buddy Joe, who they put him as the drummer, they introduced us as a band called Senora Lanza, which was the name of our high school Spanish teacher.
01:25:55.000There was three opening acts before us, which is bonkers, right?
01:26:00.000And so when they were about to come on, they they made it like they were gonna come on.
01:26:04.000They lowered the lights and all those freaking spotlights started going all over the place, and the place went nuts, and then they introduced the fourth opening act, and us two walked out.
01:26:12.000He got with the in uh he got behind the drums, and I used that guitar that I bought in 1989, June 89.
01:26:19.000I I finally used it in like 2015, and they just they're like, All right, go, you're an opening act, and that's all they said.
01:28:14.000I was like, it was like this this uh this set is dedicated to the people of Pittsburgh because I could already tell that you guys are not gonna be half as good an audience as them.
01:28:23.000And then I started playing, they were booing us and everything.
01:28:26.000And then at one point, a guy came to like a guy came on stage and he tried to grab my guitar from me, and I just I didn't know what was going on.
01:28:35.000I mean, I was like a deer in the headlights out there.
01:28:36.000It was like 14 times, and I just pushed him away, and he's like trying to grab my guitar, and I'm pushing him away, and I'm singing through it, right?
01:28:43.000I'm cursing also because I'm just like free for free wheeling it up there, and I didn't know they're like they're Mormons, they don't really curse.
01:28:48.000And so like they were like, I I didn't get the memo, I wasn't supposed to curse.
01:28:59.000I would say I would say like probably somewhere like eight, seven, eight minutes, something like that.
01:29:06.000And then I'm getting bit with ice, everything's so long.
01:29:14.000And then uh, and then this guy he he keeps trying to get the the guitar from me.
01:29:17.000I'm ripping it from him, and I'm like, fuck the magic.
01:29:19.000And he's trying to, and I I wouldn't let him have it.
01:29:22.000And I didn't realize that was the official union stage manager trying to get me off the stage because there's a curfew that they have to hit and they have to do their full show, and they had to do their finale.
01:29:34.000And as soon as they go, you know, this past curfew on a union stage, the entire thing is like double time for every single worker there.
01:29:42.000And then this penalties, it's hundreds, it could be like a hundred thousand dollars or yes, and so no one tells me who this guy is, so I'm shoving the real union stage manager off of me because I thought he was trying to just sabotage me.
01:30:47.000And they staged, I stageized, so I just ran and I jumped off, but I kind of just like landed on the floor and rolled, like no one caught me.
01:31:55.000There was another time they put us in uh the devils uh during uh in between periods, they threw me as a goalie in the in the net of the New Jersey Devils, and all the devils came out and took slap shots on me.
01:32:07.000Me and my buddy Q. It was two of us in net, and it was scarier than that.
01:32:12.000Like they were taking blistering slap shots at us.
01:32:16.000I was in full devil's gear as a goalie, and I I remember there was uh someone from like Sports Illustrated or something was there, and I have this.
01:32:24.000I saved it like a chain of his tweets that he was tweeting, and he's like, I don't know what's going on here, but the devils are apparently taking slap shots at a civilian.
01:32:32.000He's down on the ground, he's very hurt.
01:33:35.000Yeah, and you gotta play again next week.
01:33:38.000My first ever uh my first ever tryout for ice hockey in high school was I we it it was hard to play hockey back then.
01:33:46.000Like there wasn't a lot of like it was expensive and there wasn't a lot of rinks.
01:33:48.000We drove like two hours up to like uh like Bear Mountain or some crap, like three hours with my family, my dad, my stepmom, and they had to wait in the stands because they can't drop you off and go home because it's you just drove three hours.
01:33:59.000So they're watching these tryouts, and I was my first time I ever put ice skates on in my life.
01:34:04.000I had played roller hockey already, but I never put on ice skates in my life, so it's kind of like you were saying, like just trying to play like left-handed or whatever.
01:34:12.000I was like, oh, maybe it'll transfer, you know.
01:34:15.000And I put on these ice skates and it didn't.
01:34:18.000But um someone took a slap shot and it got deflected into the uh onto the stands.
01:34:26.000So whatever, I didn't think anything of that.
01:34:28.000At the end of the tryouts, I went back, got my club, got my bag, walked back out, and my my stepmom was out there with uh her eye was this big, the ambulance was there, she uh bleeding black and blue, stitches, everything.
01:38:46.000And when I did that, I skated everywhere.
01:38:48.000Like I was roll I played roller hockey verse, but when I was it when I was like in my like four or five years that I was like obsessed with it, I played every day.
01:39:48.000But if you have a motorcycle, you can get by in traffic when everybody else is fucked, you're zipping right through.
01:39:53.000And I remember one time I watched this guy see this dude coming up beside us, and I moved to the left to give this guy a little room so he could pass, and the dude in front of me moved into the lane on purpose to stop this guy from passing him for no reason at all.
01:40:12.000And that's gonna happen with that too.
01:40:57.000Was there any cars that could have possibly it was a service road of a highway and it was late at night, so I wouldn't do it if there was cars.
01:41:03.000You're doing it late at night on a service road or the highway.
01:41:18.000I remember I when I got out like into the workforce, I was out of college, one of my buddies was like, You want to go shoot the puck around today?
01:41:23.000I'm like, I haven't done it in like five or six years.
01:41:26.000And we went and we went to like a little uh roller rink, that like a hockey rink there, and we we skated around for about I s must have been twenty minutes.
01:41:34.000You know that burn that you get in your throat, like the tricky ass office when you haven't like maybe you don't because you haven't like you're you're consistently working out, but like when you're not in shape and then you try to play a sports thing and it just feels like your insides are on fire.
01:42:18.000It's like if you have a house, if you own a home, one of the things you find out as soon as you get your first home is ship breaks all the time.
01:42:24.000There was always some fucking pipe that breaks, there's this that goes out, there's that that fucks up, the AC's broken.
01:45:06.000And that's so that's the last thing I like really saw on his you could probably pull that you could probably it's pretty freaking funny.
01:45:13.000You could see he locks eyes with the photographer just as he's coming out, and it's like he's already meant to look, I think frumpy from the character.
01:46:57.000Because I'm I'm also like only doing it three days a week.
01:46:59.000So because I just started and I don't want to like, you know I don't know if he's been on it recently because he just did he's about to do tires again.
01:47:19.000I uh I so many people came up to me after the last time I was like, dude, I I saw you know the Rogan episode and you didn't finish a story.
01:47:27.000And I'm I'm the amount of people that said this to me.
01:47:32.000I I started to tell you a story about an experience I had, I think, with a ghost because I never I didn't believe in ghosts.
01:47:40.000And I start I guess I started to tell and didn't finish it.
01:47:42.000Can I tell you the amount of people that can't think it's like what the fuck, man?
01:47:45.000You can't start well you can't just start it from the end though.
01:47:48.000I know you're gonna have to start anyway, so tell the beginning of the story.
01:47:52.000Retell the beginning of the story, because otherwise people are gonna go, what the fuck is he talking about?
01:47:56.000Then they'll have to go back and listen to the whole podcast.
01:47:58.000So many people though that I finally I was like, I probably I swear to God, if I go back on, I will bring it up and I'll try to retell the guy.
01:48:25.000So I locked my door, and uh I was laying in bed and I had the television on, and a lot of times I'll put the TV on mute, but keep the TV on when I fall asleep.
01:50:13.000I just I just felt my hand get squeezed.
01:50:16.000And I what's going on in my mind is I thought there was an intruder in the house initially, right?
01:50:24.000So like an intruder came in the house, and I know I'm feeling this.
01:50:27.000I'm like, I'm this all happened in seconds, but I'm thinking, okay, I heard something, now this pressure on my hand, and it went tighter and tighter.
01:50:34.000And I'm like, someone is squeezing my hand right now.
01:50:38.000I have to act like I'm not feeling this because I don't know what's about to happen.
01:50:43.000But then I started in the same vein, I'm like, if this was a home intruder, why would they do this?
01:51:18.000And I was like, I feel like I either have to count to three, jump up and get ready to fight, or I could I'm vulnerable and I don't know what's gonna happen to me.
01:51:27.000I might just take charge of the situation, whatever I can.
01:51:37.000I felt the pressure release off my hand.
01:51:39.000And so that's when I was like laying there with it limp, and I was like, I'm gonna jump up right now, and I'll just whatever happens, happens.
01:53:58.000I think if they've let if they've reached a level of technological superiority where they could travel instantaneously through vast distances in space, which is what they think they're able to do, like able to bend gravity and just and just like reappear on the other side, they just go right through your wall, bro.
01:54:23.000They're traveling at they get to my my little one-bedroom apartment and they stand in there and uh and watch me with my CPAP and then squeeze my three fingers.
01:57:09.000You know, goes his girlfriend at the time, I think.
01:57:10.000I don't even think it was the same person.
01:57:12.000But anyway, he's at the comedy store sleeping on the stage, and he hears the seats clink around in the dark, like something's moving the seats.
01:57:19.000And he goes, Hey, it's uh it's me, Carl.
01:57:22.000I got kicked out of my house, so I'm just sleeping on the stage.
01:57:27.000And then all of a sudden, something grabs his ankle and drags him off the stage onto the floor and starts pulling him through the crowd and then just lets go.
01:57:36.000And then he hears a door slam and then another door slam on the outside, and he's laying in the middle of the comedy store main room.
01:58:58.000One of the snaziest, schnazziest nightclubs during the 40s and the 50s, built by nightclub impresario William Wilkerson in the late 1930s, Cyros offered top entertainment, a swanky hangout for Hollywood stars and other high profile people, including gangster Mickey Cohen, who used the club as his base of operations and had peepholes drills into walls so he could see who was coming and going.
01:59:23.000While dancing, drinking, and dining went up on upstairs, Ciro's basement with the site of darker doings.
01:59:28.000Mob henchmen beat, tortured, and killed those who did not repay debts, owned uh competing clubs, betrayed trusts, or crossed the mob in some way.
01:59:38.000Pregnant showgirls and mob girlfriends received illegal abortions with at least one woman dying from her abortion.
01:59:45.000Wait staff, security guards, and office workers are reported seeing a frightened man in a World War II bomber jacket who fades upon sighting.
01:59:54.000What a f a huge black phantom in the basement and a man in his 1940s garb walking around the premises and through walls.
02:00:03.000They have heard a woman wailing in the basement when no one was there, have experienced strange pranks such as chairs stacking themselves in the in the middle of the stage and perfectly set tables becoming unset.
02:00:16.000Yeah, everybody that I knew that worked there for a long period of time had something weird happen.
02:01:13.000Multiple people have had weird stories like that.
02:01:16.000And I always wonder like if someone dies in some horrific way like that, that's like very violent, maybe it leaves like a memory.
02:01:22.000Maybe it leaves like a stain of what you know the universe force, the peace love force of the universe is so disrupted by this vile act that it leaves this like a yeah, this haunted memory that exists in the space.
02:01:38.000Because like they have to tell you if someone was murdered in a house.
02:03:26.000I have a I just recently um when uh my wife was not home for a few days, and I and uh when we were having the baby and everything, and uh I had to come home because I had work and I had to take care of my other daughter and stuff, and I was never in bed without my wife there.
02:03:42.000Like I just it was the first time I was like laying in bed with her.
02:03:44.000Oh, and that's when they come get you.
02:05:00.000So when she came home three days later, she got home at night.
02:05:04.000She hadn't been home in like six days.
02:05:06.000She took a shower, she had major surgery, she was healing us, she just got in bed, and it was already late at night, and so I was in bed, and like we went in bed with her, and we shut the lights and I was laying out.
02:05:17.000I forgot that I I I didn't tell her that I owned a machete.
02:05:19.000I forgot that it was in between the bed.
02:05:21.000So she so she felt it, and and she's like, What is this?
02:05:26.000And I just was like I knew she wasn't gonna be happy about it, because I can't so it's just like you know, that's our machete.
02:05:33.000We got we got we got a machete at Amazon Prime the machete, and she's like, you're not keeping the machete.
02:05:37.000Long story short, my m what I was when I was laying there without her for a few days, I was like, this is not a good weapon because I'm gonna end up if an intruder comes, I'm gonna machete them, and then I we can't live here anymore.
02:08:00.000Like I I felt not that I was doing anything that would have warranted me having to ask, but like I did feel like a sense of like, I got something in my back pocket.
02:08:08.000If if something's like, if I don't know, you know, like if I'm dr if I'm at a party underage drinking, and like, you know, you might be able to pull that out and rescue yourself.
02:08:40.000I bet it was like a tool that they used in a television, or maybe it was like a CIA op to get people to think that they would be able to use that anytime so they don't worry about doing illegal shit.
02:08:50.000Psyops feel like the good answer for everything.
02:09:42.000I'll let you guys know what's going on specifically.
02:09:45.000And then it was it was he said someone he didn't then he never addressed, then someone else said to him, like, hey, what was going on with those drones?
02:10:24.000But it's weird how the administration before him refused to say anything and let it get to a fever pitch where people started to feel like completely like not that I don't trust the government already, but like it's it got to a point where I was like, This is how are they allowed to just tell us, oh, you're not seeing it's there that's not what you're seeing.
02:10:44.000Like it just was like I it was I was getting like really because now you know you think differently with kids and stuff like that.
02:10:59.000So there's a bunch of different possibilities, right?
02:11:01.000And all of them they don't have to be truthful about it, nor would they be thi if it's a national security issue, it'd probably be better if they weren't truthful because people would freak out.
02:11:12.000It's also the potential that they are ours and w they did them on purpose to see how people would respond.
02:11:21.000That I think it's also possible that they're not ours and there's someone else who's flexing on us and they're doing it in a way where they're showing you we have technological superiority, our our stuff is way more advanced than yours.
02:11:34.000And if there would be a culprit in that regard, in my mind it would be China.
02:12:35.000But the problem is if you only allow someone to fly these very sophisticated drones if they have a pilot's license, and then you regulate everything the way they do in America, and then you say you can't make this and you can't make that, and we can't have this and you can't have that, you're stifling innovation while in China they're going hog wild.
02:12:53.000So they're not even thinking about regulating.
02:12:56.000They're making the best stuff they can make all the time, and they have the best minds that they can have working on them.
02:14:37.000So if that is ours, then they're trying like look, if you're gonna do a real military exercise, that's how you would do it.
02:14:43.000If you're gonna if you you're gonna say, okay, we're gonna we're gonna plan this out, but we're not gonna let the pilots know what's going on.
02:14:49.000We're gonna start flying these things over and seeing how these jets interact with them in a real world environment.
02:14:54.000Tell them not to shoot, give very distinct orders, not to be shot down.
02:15:00.000Let's see how good they are at finding them, tracking them.
02:15:54.000I really don't want to do this and I was like I don't also don't want to be left behind.
02:15:58.000Like if this can like you know so it's going to be inevitable.
02:16:01.000And it's it's not just going to be inevitable.
02:16:03.000I mean there's going to be versions of it that are gonna achieve things that you the greatest human minds couldn't even believe couldn't even believe would be possible within our lifetime.
02:16:16.000I think it's going to get to a point when they have artificial general superintelligence and it's what is it eight twenty forty nine what when the what's the year they think it's going to achieve like it's peak intelligence.
02:16:29.000There's like estimations like a lot of these guys they point is it 2045 or 2049 there's like the Kurzweil guys didn't the because that was that conference that Ari and I and uh Duncan went to back in the day.
02:16:41.000That was Kurzweil's thing I think it was 2049.
02:16:44.000So if at 2049 like what is the AI look like then it's like some super creature some new type of life form you know some new super intelligent thing that we made and went finally they go finally you guys made it 2040 and 2050 with some placing a 50% probability around this time frame.
02:17:10.000Predictions range widely with some entrepreneurs and AI leaders being more optimistic suggesting dates in the 2030s or even late 2020s while others expect it closer to mid century or later.
02:17:21.000Wow nah that's scary now I just talk I I pay the 20 bucks and I I uh I named I asked the I gave her a female voice or whatever.
02:17:37.000I mean at least I'll have fun while I can with it and I just said uh I said what's your name and she said just chat no just chat GPT I'm like no baby you can have it.
02:17:46.000Can I call you st can I call you stank ass.
02:18:10.000So now that's just how like if I'll ask her something, she's like, yo, what up big pimpin?
02:18:15.000She's like, let me get you that, you know, let me get you those, uh, whatever.
02:18:19.000me find you a hydration tablet that's in the you know check it out do you know how many guys are doing that what you know how many guys are like falling in love with girls that they have AI girlfriends that's that's and I mean that's yeah that's fucked up but that's there's no doubt that's gonna happen.
02:18:39.000Hey Snakes you there Yo big pimpin I'm right here vibing with you what you need just hit me up and we'll keep it all hip hop and smooth legal that's so funny.
02:18:51.000That's as far as I guess now and that's gonna be a person in your house.
02:18:54.000One day that's gonna be a person in your house a really hot one in like a maid's outfit.
02:18:59.000Not if I have anything to do with it not you but some guy out there listening he's gonna be talking to big pimp and we're we're gonna be in the Matrix in five years.
02:19:10.000Every time I come I can't leave here with a full blown new set of anxieties.
02:19:14.000You're gonna need those anxieties for when society falls I can't you're gonna need to learn to use that bow and arrow I can't instead of this gym how about instead of the gym you just didn't take me just a little bow and our practice just a little bit.
02:19:29.000Well just give me just give me enough like if someone's running on my lawn I could just take them out there's no such thing as a little show how to do it once but if you want to learn like a traditional bow and arrow setup I'm not the guy to do that.
02:19:41.000Because the machete's not going to go that machete also the grip I don't like how close it is to the blade I don't like I don't like that either, yeah.
02:19:49.000Although I did watch two guys in a machete fight in the streets, and one guy chopped the other guy's hand off, and the other guy picked his hand up and left.
02:23:00.000And so he got people to put leeches on him.
02:23:03.000And the leeches were just sucking the blood out of him, and it was like it was like a cold, and then he got infected, and he basically caught an emotion I guess he was he went out in the rain or something like that and got a cold, and then he it was a common cold and he put leeches on him, they sucked out his blood, and then he he was losing blood, and then he he he ended up doing more stuff to himself.
02:23:37.000Yeah, well uh that's what the research says.
02:23:40.000I mean, because on the show we made uh my buddy um Maybe this is the anti-leech lobby.
02:23:48.000We reenacted his death, so there was like a there's a walking tour in New York City, like a historical tour, and it ends at Francis Tavern, which is the oldest bar, and that's where Washington hung out.
02:23:57.000So he dressed him as Washington at the end of this tour and we put Leeches on him.
02:26:23.000At ten at night, George Washington spoke, requesting to be decently buried and to not let my body be put in the vault in less than three days after I am dead.
02:28:20.000There were some moments where uh Khaleesi had that dragon behind her, and you didn't see the dragon until like a couple of seconds before it burned the person.
02:28:28.000She's talking to this person, and she I don't I forget what they had been guilty of.
02:29:15.000And drugs to make him vomit and something called blisters, where they applied Spanish fly onto his throat, which caused a painful blister again to remove these terrible humors that are caused by the inflammation.
02:30:40.000They just made this concoction to stick in his fucking face where they pulled all the rest of his teeth out and gave him this just full-on set of fake teeth.
02:31:55.000I forgot to tell you this when you were telling me about the scuba diving stuff.
02:31:58.000My buddy Adam Greentree, he uh was free drive free diving, and these guys made you know they have those really long flippers, the free divers do that's what they're called, right?
02:32:23.000He shoots this fish and these bull sharks show up.
02:32:26.000Because apparently, so many people spear fish that the sharks have figured out that the sound of that gun going off means there's gonna be blood in the water and a wounded fish, and they could steal it from the people.
02:32:38.000And so as he shot the fish, these bull sharks show up and they bite his fucking fins off.
02:33:38.000They found this like this place in Jersey that's like a warehouse that they do like it's an insane haunted house.
02:33:45.000It's like these people come in and get into makeup like two hours before, like it's like a really crazy one.
02:33:50.000They put me in this thing, and I and I was on live on a live feed with an operator, and I could not leave the haunted house until I canceled my phone, internet, and cable.
02:34:58.000I I'll tell you, I I this is an error in hindsight, I shouldn't have done this, but I I needed to know, because I said to them, I said, look, I just need if I'm really like if I need to breathe for a cycle, like if you're really messing with me and I need for real for it to stop.
02:35:14.000I need you to let me know truthfully that you'll stop.
02:35:18.000My my my my nervous system is gonna be out of whack.
02:35:21.000It just it just this is how I respond to this stuff.
02:35:24.000And so they said yes, but I didn't believe them because I I've had this happen in the past, like where we we fuck with each other and we we don't tell the truth.
02:35:33.000So I brought a taser with me because I or uh uh the stun gun, I brought one with me in there because it made me feel at least if I felt that I needed one of these people to back off from me and I took out the taser.
02:35:57.000Yes, because after the 17-minute wait time, this guy came on, and you have to think about this.
02:36:02.000Like, I thought he was gonna continually hang up on me because I'm in a haunted house, like he's screaming and his whole music, and I'm screaming, I'm running around and so I said as soon as he picked up, I said, just listen to me, please.
02:36:21.000I need to stay on the phone with you, so you're gonna hear screaming and me screaming and things happening, but please don't hang up on me, please.
02:36:49.000No, they would grab me, run up to me, jump from behind, like all that stuff like that.
02:36:52.000And so I I I was like, uh part of me thought that it might be a little funny, but also like it they wouldn't come near me if I was going brrrr.
02:37:04.000And I didn't realize though, like that like the afterward I found out that the guy that owns the place they were watching on like the closed circuit televisions, and he freaked out because like he's like, Whoa, he has a taser on like what is he you can't he can't do that.
02:37:19.000Like, and you know, those people they're supposed to still come at me, but like when I but they played it really cool.
02:37:24.000They would just like you know, like they they were like surrounding me and everything, and I was like just hitting the taser on him.
02:37:30.000But I put it away after a few minutes, but I like it did give me like a respite that like they weren't going to give me.
02:37:36.000But after I canceled the cable, they were like, it happened like sooner than they thought, so and they were like cancel phone.
02:37:42.000Oh then I can't after I cancel phone they added and canceling internet.
02:37:46.000So I stayed on with this guy I cancel phone internet cable it took forty forty two minutes.
02:37:50.000Jesus but I got yeah but I had it I had the taser and I sometimes you gotta take you know into your own hands you know I understand.
02:37:56.000So I did it would have fucked it would have really sucked if you actually tasered somebody though.
02:38:07.000Don't you want to know what it feels like when you have one I've been shocked really bad by large dog coll like dog shock collars yeah so I guess I I don't know if that's the same but what is the what is the the difference between a dog shock collar and a taser like but but there's also different kinds of tasers right there's like really powerful tasers and then there's tasers that are like I had they did this to me two times on the show and so I bad is it they it's it's so bad.
02:38:38.000They put them around my arms and legs at the same time all four four at the same time check to see if that'll kill you?
02:38:44.000They didn't and my my wife was like you have to go to the doctor because you can Yeah dude that's a lot electricity it was like a hundred times they shocked me right oh my God they made me give a museum tour.
02:38:56.000So I was a tour guide in a museum I had him under my clothes and I couldn't let the people know that anything weird was going on.
02:39:03.000So I'm giving a tour of this museum and the whole time they're shocking me under my clothes and I like can't let on to people in my tour group and I didn't want to feel the shock until I was on camera because I was like I'm not gonna take any extra shocks.
02:39:16.000So they take they shocked me for the first time on camera and I I l I I almost jumped out of my clothes.
02:39:21.000I was like I can't do this you can't do this.
02:39:23.000I had to do it because you can't say no to a punishment hadn't been really vetted out.
02:39:28.000It really wasn't four collars is probably too much like they could have killed you.
02:39:34.000Imagine well listen so the next season they did it again and I was at a seance and I was like a music psychic medium.
02:39:44.000This is how fucking dumb I am because I think I did irreparable damage for real?
02:39:48.000Because we went on tour after that all right here's the difference dog collar 400 volts to 7,000 volts taser 5000 volts sustain 1200 volts.
02:39:59.000So it looks like initial 15 5000 volts sustained 1200 volts so a taser's a lot worse uh initially but go back again go back again Jamie but the thing is like you have four on so you don't have one dog you have four I just don't know where it's gonna come from oh I see yeah okay but if they held it down like you literally go like this like you can't move you go like oh that's crazy.
02:40:29.000Yeah I I'm saying it now and I'm like that this should have never happened all right well if they only did one at a time still that's a lot.
02:40:35.000It's a lot dude that could really hurt you.
02:40:37.000Like did they check your heart for you to check your heart did you go through an EKG or anything like that?
02:40:48.000I thought it was like funny to do live.
02:40:51.000It hurt bad but like so for the whole tour I would show like a clip from the television show and then be like oh I'm gonna tell you this story about like this time I did I tell you I have tattoos of Jaden Smith on my body like photo realistic tattoos of Jaden Smith on my thighs I don't think you did.
02:41:06.000No is that something you had to do I had to do yeah so I I was telling the story of that while hooked up to the shock collars like at the at the show.
02:41:14.000And so they could they called up someone from the audience and they stood behind me and they can shock me while I was doing this bit about Jaden like whenever they wanted and we did that throughout the tour.
02:41:32.000But the first one he's 21 there the first one right there is when he was 15 he he didn't know about that one and I and I saw him in public and I showed him it.