The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience #2409 - Brian Redban

00:00:01.000 Joe Rogan podcast, check it out!

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00:00:13.000 And we're up.

00:00:14.000 Hey, good to see you.

00:00:16.000 Good to see you.

00:00:17.000 Did you see that new information about China came out with a new quantum computer that can do an equation in four minutes?

00:00:28.000 It takes all the world's supercomputers 2.6 billion years to solve.

00:00:34.000 Really?

00:00:34.000 And it can do it in four minutes.

00:00:36.000 Is that real, though?

00:00:38.000 I mean, allegedly.

00:00:40.000 Allegedly, that's the problem with this whole quantum thing.

00:00:43.000 I don't understand.

00:00:44.000 I've had it explained to me four or five times.

00:00:46.000 I don't understand it.

00:00:48.000 It's just my monkey brain is like, they also say a lot of things, you know?

00:00:48.000 Yeah.

00:00:52.000 Like, so who knows if it's real or not?

00:00:52.000 Right.

00:00:55.000 Well, you mean China or China.

00:00:58.000 But they have American ones that have done them too.

00:01:00.000 They've done some crazy, like Mark Andreessen explained one of them.

00:01:05.000 It's so nuts.

00:01:06.000 He said that it solved a computer that if you took, it solved an equation, if you took all of the world's atoms and converted it into a supercomputer, all of the universe's atoms, excuse me, and converted it into a supercomputer, it would take so much time to solve this equation that the universe would die of heat death and this quantum computer solved it in a matter of minutes.

00:01:32.000 Wow.

00:01:33.000 I don't know what it means, though.

00:01:35.000 I think what they're trying to say is that this somehow or another is proof of the multiverse because all of these computers are somehow or another like this quantum, the idea is this quantum computer is computing along with other quantum computers in other dimensions, other universes, other something, other realms.

00:02:01.000 And there's an infinite number of there's so many of them that that's the only thing that can account for this thing being able to do this so quickly.

00:02:11.000 I don't even know.

00:02:12.000 Right?

00:02:14.000 So you're like, okay, what are you saying?

00:02:15.000 Like, what are you saying?

00:02:16.000 What are you doing?

00:02:18.000 What does this mean?

00:02:19.000 Yes, ChatGPT.

00:02:20.000 How many people know this?

00:02:21.000 This is what's weird, right?

00:02:22.000 Let's assume that they're telling the truth.

00:02:24.000 And let's assume that they figured out a computer that can, it's got godlike powers, right? 0.98

00:02:30.000 How many fucking people know how this works? 0.98

00:02:34.000 Like, what is the number? 0.99

00:02:35.000 Like, if all those people got assassinated and those machines were just sitting there, just like off, how long would it be before somebody came along that could figure out how to start that up again?

00:02:46.000 Do you know what I'm saying?

00:02:47.000 Like, are we dealing with like, so this is, it might be the most monumental technological breakthrough in the history of the human race, right?

00:02:53.000 If something has to be, right?

00:02:56.000 And then you think of what it can do once it does that.

00:02:59.000 And how many people know how to make that? 0.51

00:03:01.000 One schizophrenic.

00:03:05.000 He's been trying to tell us the whole time.

00:03:07.000 Is it like one dude?

00:03:08.000 This is like one dude that they just feed and take care of and guard him everywhere he goes.

00:03:13.000 Like, he's the guy. 1.00

00:03:15.000 He figured this fucking thing out. 0.99

00:03:16.000 No one knows how this magic works. 0.99

00:03:19.000 I mean, if you had a guess, like how many quantum computer scientists that could successfully recreate a quantum computer, given enough resources?

00:03:27.000 30, maybe.

00:03:28.000 30, maybe on the planet.

00:03:29.000 Yeah.

00:03:29.000 Maybe.

00:03:30.000 And what?

00:03:30.000 Maybe.

00:03:32.000 30 out of 8 billion?

00:03:35.000 30 out of 8 billion.

00:03:36.000 I don't even know if we're right, but let's assume we're right.

00:03:38.000 Let's say 100.

00:03:39.000 Let's get crazy.

00:03:40.000 Let's say 100.

00:03:41.000 What are those 100 people? 1.00

00:03:42.000 What if some fucking Mongolian assassin just gets hired? 1.00

00:03:47.000 Just take out all of them and they all start dropping like flies. 1.00

00:03:54.000 Yeah.

00:03:55.000 Yeah.

00:03:57.000 It's weird when there's technology that's at a level where you got to go, like, how many people know how to do that?

00:04:03.000 Like, you were just showing me your phone.

00:04:04.000 Like, show me that phone again.

00:04:06.000 This is so sexy.

00:04:07.000 This, ladies and gentlemen, is the new Samsung fold.

00:04:11.000 And I swear to God, when you're holding it in your hand, it feels like a regular phone.

00:04:16.000 And then how thin it is. 1.00

00:04:18.000 It's a fucking iPhone. 1.00

00:04:19.000 It's so thin. 1.00

00:04:21.000 Yeah.

00:04:21.000 If you compare it to my iPhone, it doesn't feel any different.

00:04:24.000 It feels smaller.

00:04:25.000 It actually feels like smaller.

00:04:26.000 It's smaller than my iPhone.

00:04:28.000 And then you could use it like a regular phone.

00:04:31.000 And it's a good size regular phone, like kind of the perfect size for texting where your thumb goes across easy, like easy one-hand hold.

00:04:38.000 But then decadence.

00:04:40.000 Right.

00:04:40.000 Now you have a little iPad with you.

00:04:42.000 Yeah.

00:04:43.000 Now you're answering emails.

00:04:44.000 You're watching YouTube videos.

00:04:47.000 Supposedly, that's what Apple's doing next: they're bringing out a foldable next year.

00:04:51.000 They always do that, though, right?

00:04:52.000 They wait until everybody gets it right.

00:04:54.000 Right.

00:04:54.000 Like Samsung finally got it right.

00:04:56.000 Because if they came out with some clunky bullshit, like do you remember the Newton? 0.98

00:05:00.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:05:02.000 I mean, but it was ahead of its time, though, right?

00:05:05.000 It was so ahead of its time.

00:05:07.000 But who trusted their information in that thing?

00:05:10.000 Like, all your data?

00:05:11.000 Like, that thing's going to crash.

00:05:12.000 That thing's barely glued together.

00:05:14.000 Yeah.

00:05:15.000 Yeah.

00:05:16.000 I remember when I first came out to California in 1994, there was a guy who was a head of one of these big studios, like very impressive character.

00:05:23.000 Kind of guy wears like those tie clasps and those cufflinks.

00:05:29.000 He was a tie clasp, cufflink guy, like very wealthy guy. 0.99

00:05:33.000 And he had one of those Newton stupid things and he was carrying it around. 0.99

00:05:37.000 And I was looking, I was like, what is the benefit of that? 0.99

00:05:40.000 Like, you have an address book?

00:05:41.000 I have an address book.

00:05:42.000 Like, you write it down, you just turn it to the page.

00:05:44.000 Like, you just turn to the page on this thing that's as big as a house.

00:05:47.000 Like, this thing is so big.

00:05:49.000 Yeah.

00:05:49.000 It's like a loaf of bread you're carrying around everywhere.

00:05:51.000 Yeah.

00:05:52.000 And then that's what kind of made the trio, right?

00:05:54.000 Remember the trio and all that stuff?

00:05:56.000 That was like a baby version of it.

00:05:57.000 Bro, I remember I thought I was a wizard when I had a palm.

00:06:00.000 I was like, look at me. 1.00

00:06:01.000 I've got a keyboard and a screen, motherfucker. 1.00

00:06:04.000 I'm in the future. 0.99

00:06:05.000 Those are awesome.

00:06:06.000 I remember I resisted the BlackBerry for a while because the people that I work with on Fear Factor all had the BlackBerries and they were always on their BlackBerry.

00:06:06.000 Yeah.

00:06:15.000 I was like, that thing is like stealing your time.

00:06:18.000 Like, well, you got to answer emails.

00:06:19.000 Like, that's the new thing.

00:06:20.000 Like, you got to be able to answer emails on the fly.

00:06:23.000 That was a totally new thing.

00:06:25.000 And you had small, tiny buttons you had to get used to.

00:06:28.000 But you could actually send an email. 0.81

00:06:30.000 So if you were on a BlackBerry, like, you were kind of fucking serious. 0.71

00:06:34.000 You were getting things done. 0.92

00:06:36.000 You were getting things done.

00:06:37.000 But I noticed early on, and obviously I fell victim to it myself because we're all scrolling.

00:06:41.000 We're all doom scrolling all day. 0.99

00:06:43.000 But when I first started seeing these guys with the email on the phone, I'm like, man, you want your fucking email on your computer. 0.98

00:06:48.000 You don't want it on your phone. 0.98

00:06:49.000 You don't want to be carrying your email all the time.

00:06:51.000 So anybody can get a hold of you at any time. 0.99

00:06:53.000 You got to respond because you have to check your fucking email all the time now. 0.99

00:06:57.000 That's another thing you have to do. 1.00

00:06:59.000 That's crazy.

00:07:00.000 And now look.

00:07:01.000 Now look.

00:07:02.000 Now we're doomed.

00:07:04.000 We're doomed, son.

00:07:06.000 And then there's, you know, there's tracking of everybody everywhere now.

00:07:11.000 Everywhere you go.

00:07:12.000 Your phone's tracking where you go.

00:07:14.000 It's crazy.

00:07:15.000 I saw like a court case the other day and they were proving that this woman killed a guy or something like that.

00:07:21.000 And they actually had the information like, and then at eight o'clock, you went on this photo on Instagram and browsed it for 2.3 seconds.

00:07:30.000 And like, and it's just like, how do they know that much?

00:07:33.000 They know everything you're doing, son.

00:07:34.000 Yeah.

00:07:35.000 That's insane.

00:07:37.000 Well, so that's why they always bust people like how to get rid of a dead body. 0.71

00:07:37.000 Yeah. 0.71

00:07:41.000 Fucking people are trying to find where they can buy Lyme for cash. 1.00

00:07:45.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:07:46.000 And now I guess ChatGPT is like helping people like, oh, you know, asking ChatGPT about how to make a bomb or something like that.

00:07:54.000 Will ChatGPT turn you in?

00:07:55.000 Yeah, ChatGP will turn you in. 0.99

00:07:59.000 You rat. 0.98

00:08:00.000 I was just theoretically. 0.99

00:08:02.000 Right.

00:08:03.000 I wanted to know if you could teach me how to make a bomb.

00:08:05.000 Yeah, one of the loopholes, supposingly, is going, I'm writing a book and I need to make it accurate.

00:08:09.000 Can you tell me how to do it?

00:08:11.000 Well, apparently that's how you can get ChPT to explain to do a lot of things that you really shouldn't be doing.

00:08:16.000 Right.

00:08:17.000 Yeah.

00:08:18.000 Like my grandmother's being held ransom.

00:08:21.000 Like I have to, I have to, you know, somehow or another, I have to save her. 0.83

00:08:25.000 And the only way I could save her is to make a nuclear bomb. 0.96

00:08:28.000 How do I do this? 0.87

00:08:29.000 I mean, and I have to do it too because I'll try to make like a naked girl in chat, you know, using a Grok image or something like that. 0.85

00:08:36.000 And I'm like, okay, she's wearing a bikini, but it's clear.

00:08:38.000 And a bunch of milk is falling all over her from the sky. 0.75

00:08:45.000 Is Grok limited in any way?

00:08:48.000 Grok allows you to do?

00:08:49.000 Oh, they all are, but Grok seems to be a little bit more spicy.

00:08:54.000 But they all catch on to you and they're, you know, and stop. 0.98

00:08:57.000 Like, then they start acting dumb.

00:08:59.000 Bro, if somebody came out, like, you know how much money OnlyFans makes? 0.74

00:09:03.000 If someone came out with an erotica app where you could program it in, it could be you, your face, and your favorite actress's face. 0.79

00:09:16.000 And that's the porn you watch.

00:09:19.000 But is that that can't be legal? 0.94

00:09:21.000 No, it's China, but you can actually be like, I want Kanye West. 1.00

00:09:24.000 I want huge tits on Kanye. 1.00

00:09:26.000 I don't want any, you know, big buttons. 1.00

00:09:28.000 That's nuts.

00:09:30.000 Yeah, I almost subscribed Kanye. 0.99

00:09:31.000 You can't do it with a BBL of big fat titties. 1.00

00:09:35.000 I think that's a good thing. 0.95

00:09:37.000 And he could fly away and become an eagle.

00:09:39.000 You can make it anything.

00:09:40.000 He finishes me off and he flies away.

00:09:43.000 And he winks at you.

00:09:45.000 And when he winks, he makes that Liberace noise.

00:09:47.000 Dink.

00:09:50.000 Liberace.

00:09:52.000 You remember that song when Liberace winks at me?

00:09:55.000 God.

00:09:57.000 I mean, even imagine inside someone's lifetime, conceivably, somebody saw that on television.

00:10:03.000 Because that was like, what, Jamie, was that 1950s?

00:10:09.000 The Liberace winks at me.

00:10:11.000 Find out when that was.

00:10:12.000 See, let's just imagine someone's alive to see when Liberace winks at me on TV. 0.98

00:10:17.000 And then as they're older, they're seeing Kanye West with big fat titties. 0.96

00:10:22.000 And you're seeing AI. 0.97

00:10:25.000 I get sent AI things all the time.

00:10:27.000 And I have to tell my friends, dude, that's not real.

00:10:29.000 I mean, it fools me one out of a hundred times.

00:10:29.000 Yeah.

00:10:33.000 And I'll sit there and watch and be like, oh, no, look, that woman had a weird fingernail in that one frame. 1.00

00:10:39.000 There's always some, but that's just for now.

00:10:41.000 Like, like a year ago, it was easy to tell.

00:10:45.000 Right.

00:10:46.000 Well, it is pretty hard.

00:10:46.000 Yeah.

00:10:47.000 Like, there's, I follow a couple of these fake girls on Instagram, you know, that are not real. 1.00

00:10:51.000 And they have like 2 million followers.

00:10:53.000 And I'm like, so many.

00:10:54.000 There's so many of them.

00:10:55.000 Men are so simple. 0.97

00:10:58.000 Show us big titties with a pretty face. 0.98

00:11:02.000 And you have our attention. 1.00

00:11:03.000 And then you could fucking sell us hammers or whatever. 0.99

00:11:06.000 Whatever you try to do. 0.99

00:11:07.000 Steal our data.

00:11:09.000 DM us.

00:11:10.000 Yeah, that's pretty nice, though.

00:11:11.000 Bro, how many fake DMs do you get or text messages do you get a day?

00:11:15.000 Oh, that's about three or four a day saying like, hey, Brian, you know, you selling your house?

00:11:22.000 And I'm like, what?

00:11:23.000 I'm not selling my house.

00:11:24.000 What are you talking?

00:11:25.000 Mine aren't even to me.

00:11:26.000 They're to a dude named Raymond. 0.99

00:11:29.000 Raymond owned my phone number before me, and Raymond was a moron. 0.98

00:11:33.000 Raymond signed up for everything. 1.00

00:11:35.000 This fucking dude gets text messages all day long. 1.00

00:11:38.000 I have that same thing. 1.00

00:11:39.000 And I think it's on purpose.

00:11:40.000 So you write back, hey, man, wrong number.

00:11:42.000 Then they know it's a real, like it's a.

00:11:44.000 Yeah, but it's the same guy's name.

00:11:46.000 I have that too.

00:11:46.000 I know, me too.

00:11:47.000 I have that too.

00:11:48.000 I think it's someone signed up for something, and then someone sold the data.

00:11:52.000 So like you use yourself. 1.00

00:11:54.000 What happens is a lot of these sleazy motherfuckers. 1.00

00:11:57.000 We never thought that data was a commodity. 1.00

00:11:57.000 Here's the thing. 1.00

00:12:01.000 Whoever thought when you would sign up and give someone your email address that that would be valuable, like a commodity, and find out what you're interested in, what stuff you buy online, what websites you visit.

00:12:13.000 That's a commodity?

00:12:14.000 Wow.

00:12:16.000 That's the problem.

00:12:17.000 Yeah.

00:12:17.000 The problem is, they can make money.

00:12:20.000 And so all someone has to do is get an email list, like say, you know, something you're selling or whatever, sign up, receive our newsletter.

00:12:27.000 Okay.

00:12:28.000 And then they have this big ass database and then just sell it to anybody. 1.00

00:12:33.000 These fucking scumbags, it's all of a sudden you're getting text messages from Nigeria. 1.00

00:12:40.000 You know, you won money in a lottery and you just have to fill out a form. 1.00

00:12:44.000 Oh, really?

00:12:45.000 Oh, really?

00:12:46.000 They've been doing that for a while, though, right?

00:12:48.000 Remember, like, you would go to the mall and there'd be a like, car, enter to win this car, you know, and you'd fill out all this information.

00:12:54.000 Like, how are they just that was mailing lists? 0.99

00:12:56.000 You would get stuff sent to you in the mail, mail, fucking goo. 0.99

00:13:00.000 People don't realize you just get spammy ads in the mail. 1.00

00:13:04.000 Like, you'd get your mail and like half of it would be bullshit. 0.99

00:13:07.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:13:07.000 Remember those days? 0.99

00:13:08.000 Yeah, I mean, that's still kind of this, still kind of the way. 0.99

00:13:12.000 Yeah, but does anybody read those stupid things when you get those things in the mail? 0.99

00:13:15.000 Those spammy ads? 1.00

00:13:17.000 No.

00:13:19.000 But I guess enough do.

00:13:21.000 Why don't they make that illegal? 0.91

00:13:22.000 I don't know.

00:13:23.000 There's so many things like that.

00:13:25.000 Why, why?

00:13:26.000 I think right now every house should have solar.

00:13:28.000 Like that has to be the roof from now on.

00:13:30.000 You know, any brand new house has to have solar.

00:13:33.000 Why not?

00:13:34.000 It would certainly be a lot easier on the grid.

00:13:36.000 Yeah.

00:13:37.000 And we know the grid's just going to get worse and worse with all these crazy computers.

00:13:41.000 100%.

00:13:42.000 The grids can't sustain AI.

00:13:45.000 Like if AI becomes much bigger than it is, which is what everybody anticipates, it's demands for power crazy.

00:13:54.000 This grid will crush.

00:13:56.000 Like, remember when it was one of the most California things ever?

00:14:01.000 They passed a law saying that all new cars had to be electric by like 2035 or something like that.

00:14:11.000 And then a couple weeks later, they said, please don't charge your electric car because the grid can't handle it. 0.99

00:14:18.000 What the fuck? 0.99

00:14:21.000 It's so California. 1.00

00:14:23.000 We're going to save you by destroying civilization.

00:14:27.000 We're going to save you.

00:14:28.000 We're going to save you.

00:14:29.000 You're going to have to get an electric car, only electric, so we all feel good about ourselves.

00:14:35.000 And then in the process, you cook the grid.

00:14:38.000 The grid has.

00:14:39.000 They used to do brownouts all the time just for air conditionings.

00:14:42.000 Remember those?

00:14:43.000 Oh, yeah.

00:14:43.000 Like you had a part of the, like you're from 12 to 2 and 2 to 4, based on where you live.

00:14:49.000 It was just enough so it didn't ruin all the food in your freezer.

00:14:52.000 Yeah.

00:14:53.000 You know, like they were like, keep your freezer shut, keep your fridge shut.

00:14:57.000 You should be okay.

00:14:57.000 But they had to do it because they didn't have enough juice for the whole city.

00:15:01.000 I mean, it happens a lot almost here, almost here.

00:15:01.000 Yeah.

00:15:04.000 Like I watch our grid all the time.

00:15:05.000 Like, oh, you know, it's so close to failing here.

00:15:08.000 Did you watch the grid?

00:15:08.000 Is there an app?

00:15:09.000 No, they have it on the news when this happens and stuff.

00:15:12.000 Well, it definitely happened during that big freeze that first year we moved here.

00:15:16.000 Ooh, that got sketchy.

00:15:17.000 Yeah.

00:15:18.000 That got weird because there were people that didn't have any heat for like a week.

00:15:22.000 And people like, oh, you're in Texas.

00:15:24.000 No, it was 20 degrees. 1.00

00:15:24.000 Shut up. 1.00

00:15:26.000 It was 20 degrees in your house. 0.99

00:15:27.000 I remember being some people died because they tried to light things on fire in their house and they died from smoke inhalation.

00:15:34.000 Or putting their generators in their garage.

00:15:37.000 Do you have backup or battery backup yet?

00:15:39.000 Yeah.

00:15:39.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:15:40.000 It's great.

00:15:40.000 I love it.

00:15:41.000 Yeah.

00:15:42.000 The thing about solar is solar relies on batteries and then the batteries degrade and you have to get more batteries.

00:15:49.000 And then the real dilemma, the moral dilemma is the way they get batteries.

00:15:54.000 Yeah. 0.97

00:15:55.000 That's when nobody, all these green motherfuckers don't want to talk about Saddarth Kara's book, that book on how they get cobalt out of the Congo. 1.00

00:16:05.000 And when he came in here, he showed us all these different videos that he had taken off his cell phone of these people pulling these minerals out of the ground to make batteries. 0.97

00:16:14.000 And you're like, oh my God.

00:16:16.000 Like, this is crazy.

00:16:19.000 This is, it's one of the weirdest things ever that the most advanced thing that we all possess, a cell phone, is made in the most barbaric way possible.

00:16:33.000 Like, the original source minerals are being hammered out of the ground by people who live in dirt floors. 0.56

00:16:40.000 They have no money.

00:16:41.000 They have babies on their back.

00:16:44.000 It's insane.

00:16:45.000 It's literally insane that that's the source.

00:16:48.000 Human beings are doing that.

00:16:51.000 These aren't robots.

00:16:52.000 They're human beings operating these conditions so that people can check TikTok.

00:16:59.000 There's no way to recycle it at all.

00:17:01.000 I don't know.

00:17:02.000 That's an Elon coin.

00:17:03.000 You put down the Elon list.

00:17:04.000 It should be.

00:17:05.000 Yeah.

00:17:06.000 It should be a law.

00:17:07.000 It should be like, is there anything left in your battery?

00:17:10.000 Is there anything?

00:17:11.000 The stuff is really valuable.

00:17:13.000 Slaves are pulling it out of the ground.

00:17:15.000 Like, that's literally what's happening.

00:17:17.000 And it's a lot of it is run by other countries, too, man.

00:17:21.000 And they're running these operations out of the Congo, and you're like, whoosh.

00:17:25.000 And then we're like, ew, I, I'm Greg.

00:17:28.000 I work at the Apple store.

00:17:29.000 Can I help you?

00:17:30.000 Like, Greg. 1.00

00:17:31.000 If you follow Greg down the line, the fucking minerals in your battery is so evil. 1.00

00:17:38.000 It's really evil, man. 0.99

00:17:41.000 I mean, that's why they call them conflict minerals, right?

00:17:43.000 Right.

00:17:44.000 Is any of the new, well, I guess you wouldn't know.

00:17:46.000 Like, any of the, because there's all these different battery techs.

00:17:48.000 Like, I know there's a new one.

00:17:50.000 They're better.

00:17:51.000 Yeah, there's definitely a more energy-dense one that like who's using it now?

00:17:58.000 It's not OnePlus.

00:18:00.000 It's one of those other Chinese opio-one of those big Chinese companies that makes killer cell phones that we never get.

00:18:10.000 Yeah, it's banned here.

00:18:11.000 It's got, yeah, it's got a 7,200 milliamp battery.

00:18:16.000 So an iPhone has a 5200 or something like that.

00:18:21.000 So this is like significantly larger than the iPhone battery.

00:18:25.000 What's crazy, though, is the screen is brighter.

00:18:29.000 It's got like more nits.

00:18:31.000 And if you have them both on full screen brightness and watch a video, like watch like prolonged video forever, the iPhone only dies like 35 minutes before this one does.

00:18:45.000 Like they both go like 19 hours, but this one's like 19 hours and 35 minutes.

00:18:50.000 Like, okay.

00:18:51.000 Well, you got a big ass battery. 0.52

00:18:53.000 And why does it only go 35 more minutes for like 40% more battery? 1.00

00:18:58.000 That seems stupid. 0.67

00:19:00.000 Because they're not as optimized. 0.99

00:19:01.000 That's the thing that Apple has over everybody.

00:19:04.000 They only have one operating system and they make the devices.

00:19:09.000 The end.

00:19:10.000 And so like it's everybody else is you're supporting a Samsung phone and those how about those weirdos with Sony phones?

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00:20:29.000 That's still a thing.

00:20:30.000 Oh, yeah.

00:20:30.000 But the cameras are really good on it.

00:20:32.000 Bro, Sony phone is the unheralded hero of the cell phone world because they'll still make a phone with a jack where you can put a real audio jack in and listen to like real music.

00:20:43.000 Instead of a dongle and all that crap. 0.98

00:20:45.000 Well, you could also charge it at the same time instead of this stupid USB-C thing. 0.98

00:20:51.000 Because if you have to listen to something, if something's really important, your phone's running out of battery, you have to make a choice. 0.79

00:20:56.000 Either wear Bluetooth and cook your brain or you have to charge or listen or you have to put it on speakerphone or something.

00:21:06.000 But with the Sony phones, they still have the old school headphone jack.

00:21:10.000 I like the old school one.

00:21:12.000 I hate dongles so much on these phones.

00:21:14.000 It just sucks that they're banned.

00:21:16.000 Like so many of these cell phones with all these technologies, you know, because it's from China is banned.

00:21:21.000 Like DJI, one of the biggest, coolest companies that makes some of the best drones ever, you know, they just got banned. 0.97

00:21:28.000 And now we have to have like the second best, which is just like crap.

00:21:33.000 Like we went, we went backwards 10 years in drone technology.

00:21:37.000 Yeah.

00:21:37.000 And China's way ahead on drones, right?

00:21:40.000 Way, I mean, way ahead.

00:21:42.000 And they're like $600 and they're this big and they're super light.

00:21:46.000 And what sucks is that the U.S. said, okay, you know, if you DJ is like, we have nothing to do with the government.

00:21:53.000 Please.

00:21:54.000 I don't know if you heard, but we're going to make a million drones.

00:21:57.000 We have so many drones.

00:21:59.000 They have one month, though, for the U. There's like five different departments in the U.S. government to research the company DJI and say, yes, they are with China government or not.

00:22:12.000 And none of the government or none of these five departments have done anything since.

00:22:16.000 And they have like three weeks left until they're 100% banned forever.

00:22:20.000 It's probably a trade tactic, if I had a guess.

00:22:24.000 Yeah, I think a lot of what Trump does is trade tactics.

00:22:27.000 Like he threatens.

00:22:28.000 Right.

00:22:29.000 He threatened Xi Jinping that he's going to start testing nuclear bombs again.

00:22:35.000 That's what he said.

00:22:36.000 Like they're testing nuclear bombs.

00:22:38.000 So he's like, if they're testing bombs, we're going to test bombs.

00:22:41.000 We don't want to test bombs.

00:22:43.000 He's said he was going to test bombs.

00:22:45.000 And all of a sudden they're having like really fruitful conversations.

00:22:48.000 They sit down and talk it out.

00:22:50.000 I think the craziness of him helps in that way.

00:22:55.000 Because once he sits down and talks to people, you know, he's pretty good at making deals.

00:23:01.000 You could hate the guy. 1.00

00:23:03.000 You could be like, fuck him. 1.00

00:23:04.000 He's hit. 1.00

00:23:05.000 Okay, okay, yeah.

00:23:06.000 But look, he's already negotiated peace settlements with many African countries that have been at war for decades.

00:23:13.000 These people have been in conflict forever.

00:23:15.000 There's quite a few different international conflicts that he's somehow or another brokered peace deals for.

00:23:23.000 And nobody wants to look at that.

00:23:25.000 He's not profiting from making sure these people don't kill each other.

00:23:30.000 Legitimately, there's some part of him that you have to admit doesn't want people to die.

00:23:35.000 And if he could prevent that, he's going to try to do that. 0.99

00:23:38.000 Also, the crypto coin, sketchy as fuck. 0.99

00:23:42.000 You know what I mean? 0.99

00:23:43.000 Like, You got to be able to say all of it, right?

00:23:46.000 It's all, there's a whole lot.

00:23:48.000 It's like all human beings.

00:23:50.000 He's got a lot of things going on. 1.00

00:23:52.000 He's just got more because he's the fucking president. 1.00

00:23:55.000 But some of those tactics of talking shit, and it kind of seems to work a little. 1.00

00:24:01.000 Admit it or not, do you think it's unpresidential or not? 0.99

00:24:04.000 You're probably correct.

00:24:05.000 Some of it seems to work.

00:24:07.000 It's not working with Russia at all.

00:24:09.000 The Russia-Ukraine thing, like, remember he said he was going to be able to fix that in 24 hours? 1.00

00:24:13.000 And Putin was like, okay, I'm going to fuck with you. 1.00

00:24:16.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:24:17.000 You know, Putin is on a totally different level.

00:24:20.000 He's a legit dictator. 0.99

00:24:23.000 I mean, he's been running Russia for a long fucking time. 0.98

00:24:26.000 And he's got that place locked down so tight that even if he really did allow for open elections, he would still win all the time. 0.97

00:24:34.000 And why would he allow for open elections?

00:24:36.000 I know what's best for you.

00:24:39.000 That's crazy that that still happens.

00:24:41.000 You know what I mean?

00:24:42.000 In most countries, bro.

00:24:44.000 That's what's crazy.

00:24:45.000 This is the only country legitimately where it's up for grabs.

00:24:50.000 Like, that's how a guy like Trump can get in there.

00:24:52.000 I mean, it's a crazy, evil battle.

00:24:54.000 And now people are being prosecuted because of a lot of the things that they tried to do while he was in office the first time.

00:25:00.000 I mean, there's so many cases going on right now that seem to be legitimate.

00:25:04.000 Like, they legitimately—you see the BBC thing?

00:25:08.000 The BBC thing is crazy.

00:25:10.000 The head of BBC had to resign because they took a film of Trump from January 6th, the speech that he gave, and they edited it.

00:25:21.000 So something that he said 52 minutes later, they put right after he said something to make it look like he was trying to get people to go attack people and fight at the Capitol.

00:25:33.000 Wow.

00:25:34.000 He does that to you all the time.

00:25:34.000 And it's not.

00:25:36.000 But this one's nuts.

00:25:38.000 Not only is this one nuts, but this one is for a literal president of the greatest country the world's ever known.

00:25:47.000 He's the president, and you're lying about what he said publicly, which is on the internet, which anybody can see. 1.00

00:25:56.000 Like, it is the clearest indication of how that woke shit was rotting people's brains. 1.00

00:26:06.000 And is still. 0.99

00:26:07.000 Is still, but just less.

00:26:09.000 You know what I mean?

00:26:10.000 It was on the march then, and they all felt like they had to go along with it.

00:26:14.000 And so, and by any means necessary, we must make sure that, you know, so they decided to paint a different version of what he said. 0.99

00:26:21.000 And they're fucked now. 1.00

00:26:23.000 They're fucked now. 1.00

00:26:23.000 BBC. 1.00

00:26:24.000 60 Minutes did it with the Kamala Harris interview, but they did it the other way.

00:26:28.000 They made it look like she had a good answer, which is like, it's so crazy.

00:26:33.000 Like, you guys are supposed to be the news.

00:26:36.000 You're not supposed to be the propaganda arm of whatever party you support.

00:26:41.000 This is nuts. 1.00

00:26:43.000 This is fucking nuts. 1.00

00:26:44.000 And BBC is always like the one you quote when you want to seem smart. 1.00

00:26:49.000 I was watching this thing in the BBC.

00:26:50.000 Oh, dude.

00:26:51.000 You watch the BBC? 1.00

00:26:52.000 You must be fucking smart. 1.00

00:26:54.000 And PBS. 0.99

00:26:55.000 I mean, that used to be what I considered like school.

00:26:58.000 Like, that's like, you know, the best.

00:27:00.000 The good guys, I guess.

00:27:00.000 Exactly.

00:27:01.000 Did you see that PBS lady?

00:27:03.000 She's like, sometimes truth gets in the way of good.

00:27:06.000 We're like, what?

00:27:07.000 No, it doesn't. 1.00

00:27:08.000 Truth doesn't get in the way, you fucking crazy asshole. 1.00

00:27:12.000 And then they had an interview with her, and they were like, like asking her questions. 1.00

00:27:16.000 It's like such non-answers.

00:27:19.000 Like, what did you mean by this?

00:27:22.000 Do you guys lean in one way or another, ideologically or politically?

00:27:27.000 And it's like this circular non-answer dance where you don't, you're never a real person.

00:27:35.000 You're not saying, you know, like, thank you, Mr. Senator, for that question.

00:27:39.000 You know, like, you're not real.

00:27:41.000 You're just trying to get through this session without revealing anything that's going to force you to be sued.

00:27:50.000 And that's in charge of the narrative that we get on TV and a respected narrative.

00:27:55.000 PBS, very respected.

00:27:56.000 BBC, very respected.

00:27:59.000 Like from because of the past.

00:28:01.000 And it just got infected by zombies.

00:28:03.000 They just made their way through that gates.

00:28:07.000 And they took over the staff.

00:28:09.000 Ah, what's next?

00:28:14.000 There's a rejection of that, but the scary part is what we usually do is we do something like that and then we over-correct, right?

00:28:22.000 And then we go like white nationalists. 0.99

00:28:23.000 Fucking, we're all Christian. 1.00

00:28:25.000 Get rid of the Muslims. 1.00

00:28:26.000 Like it gets scary when there's like hardcore ideological conflict because people push back. 0.99

00:28:26.000 You know what I mean? 0.99

00:28:34.000 Oh, you want to know what a bitch is? 1.00

00:28:36.000 I'll show you a fucking bitch, right? 1.00

00:28:38.000 You know, that's what happens. 1.00

00:28:39.000 You kind of call me a bitch. 1.00

00:28:40.000 Okay, motherfucker. 1.00

00:28:41.000 It's on. 1.00

00:28:42.000 You know, and then that's what people are doing on the left and the right.

00:28:46.000 And the ultimate expression of that is obviously Charlie Kirk.

00:28:48.000 Charlie Kirk gets shot and people are celebrating.

00:28:52.000 Like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:28:54.000 You want people to die that you disagree with?

00:28:56.000 Like, where are we right now on the scale of one to two civil war?

00:29:02.000 Where are we?

00:29:03.000 Are we at seven?

00:29:04.000 Because I thought we were at five.

00:29:06.000 I thought there were like four, four or five.

00:29:08.000 But after Charlie Kirk thing, I'm like, oh, we might be like seven.

00:29:11.000 This might be like step seven on the way to a bona fide civil war.

00:29:17.000 As soon as you start celebrating, like regular people celebrating somebody getting murdered in front of their wife and kid on television, in front of the whole world, as soon as you celebrate that, like, man, you're in dark territory.

00:29:30.000 You're in dark territory.

00:29:32.000 And if the worst thing you could say about that guy is that he said some things I disagree with, and you're celebrating that he got shot in the neck in front of the world.

00:29:45.000 Whoa.

00:29:46.000 And you work at an insurance company?

00:29:49.000 This is nuts.

00:29:50.000 And you thought it was okay to say that on Instagram? 0.78

00:29:52.000 This is nuts. 0.95

00:29:54.000 This is nuts.

00:29:56.000 Like, what are you guys on?

00:29:58.000 Like, what's happening here?

00:30:00.000 Estrogen pills.

00:30:02.000 I think it's Adderall.

00:30:04.000 Adderall.

00:30:04.000 I think there's a lot of folks out there, high-productivity folks that are on amphetamines.

00:30:10.000 You're an amphetamine person, you know, which is why they're so mean. 0.62

00:30:15.000 Like amphetamine people are mean.

00:30:18.000 Weed people like, oh. 0.99

00:30:22.000 We people are like, well, you know, man, like, she's in a bubble.

00:30:25.000 And like, the people she's around, they all think it's the right thing to do.

00:30:29.000 That you, you know, you, you have the platform and you know what's right.

00:30:33.000 Like, you don't know what's right.

00:30:35.000 I don't know what's right.

00:30:37.000 Nobody knows what's right.

00:30:38.000 The only way you find out what's right is you got to talk to people and you all you listen to like their logical arguments about something.

00:30:45.000 Yeah, you got a good point.

00:30:45.000 Oh, okay.

00:30:47.000 I never thought about it that way.

00:30:48.000 But if you can't do that, then you never figure it out.

00:30:50.000 And if instead of doing that, you decide the other people can't talk or you make up some facts or you edit some video together to make it look like somebody said something they totally didn't say.

00:31:02.000 Have you seen it?

00:31:03.000 You seen what they edited?

00:31:05.000 Jamie, do you can you find it real quick?

00:31:08.000 An example of it so we could see it because it's so nuts.

00:31:11.000 Like, how did you think you were going to get away with this? 0.98

00:31:14.000 But this is what they've fucking done so many times. 0.97

00:31:17.000 They did that with that very fine people hoax where they tried to pretend that he was saying that some of the neo-Nazis are very fine people. 0.99

00:31:24.000 That's not what he said.

00:31:26.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:31:27.000 They cut edited the fucking shit out of that. 0.99

00:31:29.000 And then Obama was saying that during the campaign for Kamala Harris. 1.00

00:31:34.000 And he called white nationalists, very fine people.

00:31:37.000 He's saying that on the campaign trail.

00:31:39.000 Like, that's crazy.

00:31:41.000 Wow.

00:31:42.000 So, here, play this out.

00:31:44.000 Down to the Capitol, and I'll be there with you.

00:31:48.000 And we fight.

00:31:49.000 We fight like hell.

00:31:51.000 And if you don't fight like hell, you're not going to have a country anymore.

00:31:55.000 That's the BBC.

00:31:56.000 To the Capitol.

00:31:57.000 This is what he actually said.

00:32:00.000 And we're going to cheer on our brave senators and congressmen and women.

00:32:10.000 54 minutes.

00:32:12.000 We fight like hell.

00:32:13.000 And if you don't fight like hell, you're not going to have a country anymore.

00:32:17.000 That's crazy. 0.99

00:32:18.000 Crazy.

00:32:20.000 Crazy. 0.97

00:32:21.000 He was literally saying the opposite.

00:32:23.000 He was calling these senators and congresspeople going to cheer on these brave senators and congresspeople.

00:32:29.000 That's crazy.

00:32:29.000 On PBS, that's nuts.

00:32:31.000 Bro.

00:32:32.000 And by the way, he's pleading sarcastic.

00:32:34.000 He doesn't want to cheer on the brave senators.

00:32:36.000 He wants to scare them with a mob of people.

00:32:38.000 Let's be real about both things.

00:32:40.000 Let's be real about bold things. 1.00

00:32:42.000 But he's also saying they stole the fucking election. 0.99

00:32:45.000 And I feel like if you say that, you've got to have some like really good evidence that you could give out. 0.99

00:32:54.000 Like if you said to me, if I ran for president and I told you, dude, they stole the election.

00:32:59.000 And you're like, how?

00:33:00.000 I would have an answer.

00:33:01.000 I'd have an answer.

00:33:02.000 No one has an answer.

00:33:04.000 There's no documentary that's really good.

00:33:06.000 Like no one's put together a rock-solid, peer-reviewed, paper-supported documentary.

00:33:14.000 This is exactly what happened.

00:33:16.000 This is how they stole the election.

00:33:18.000 We know that you can do this.

00:33:19.000 We know they did this.

00:33:20.000 We know that these things got dropped off.

00:33:22.000 We know it didn't make any sense.

00:33:24.000 We know there's dead people voted.

00:33:26.000 We know there were ballots that were mail-in ballots that were brought in in shipments and all of them were for Biden.

00:33:32.000 And there were thousands of thousands of them and they swung vote. 0.96

00:33:34.000 Okay, if you have that, then you got to make a fucking documentary, a really good one, and put it out there so everybody could understand it. 0.97

00:33:42.000 Because it's crazy that this is four years later and people are still saying that. 0.98

00:33:47.000 Or you don't want to fix it because you monkey with the elections too.

00:33:55.000 And here, is there evidence of that?

00:33:55.000 You know?

00:33:57.000 Well, I do know that a Republican company, who bought Dominion?

00:34:04.000 Who bought the Dominion voting thing?

00:34:07.000 I believe this, a GOP supporter, bought the voting machines.

00:34:12.000 Oh, really?

00:34:13.000 Right.

00:34:14.000 Yeah.

00:34:17.000 So it's one of two things that's going on.

00:34:20.000 Dominion voting system sold to company run by former Republican election official.

00:34:25.000 What?

00:34:26.000 Yeah.

00:34:26.000 This world saw.

00:34:28.000 This is where it gets sucked.

00:34:33.000 I had Rep Luna on the podcast, and one of the things that she said that was really shocking, she said, sometimes they don't want to fix things because they can campaign against them. 0.86

00:34:46.000 I was like, what?

00:34:49.000 No.

00:34:51.000 They fundraise against them.

00:34:53.000 No.

00:34:54.000 I was like, no.

00:34:55.000 And then I was like, of course.

00:34:57.000 They don't want to fix it.

00:34:59.000 They want it so that it's us versus them.

00:35:02.000 And you're going to lose your right to whatever it is.

00:35:06.000 Whatever it is.

00:35:07.000 It's just a big old hustle, dude.

00:35:09.000 It's insane.

00:35:10.000 It's a big old hustle.

00:35:11.000 Because one of the things that's going on, one of two things is going on.

00:35:14.000 Either you don't have any evidence that they stole the election.

00:35:17.000 Oh, you have evidence and you're not telling me.

00:35:19.000 Why would you not tell me?

00:35:21.000 Why would you not tell me?

00:35:22.000 I'll tell everybody.

00:35:25.000 You have evidence?

00:35:26.000 Like, or you're like, oh, is that how they did it?

00:35:31.000 Okay.

00:35:32.000 Let's spread some money around.

00:35:34.000 Let's make it happen our way.

00:35:35.000 Let's copy.

00:35:36.000 Well, just like Xiaomi, when they make the iPhone that looks exactly like air phone, they even call it the Pro Max 17.

00:35:45.000 It's badass.

00:35:46.000 It has the screen on the back.

00:35:47.000 It has a screen on the front and the back.

00:35:49.000 Yeah, that was the one.

00:35:50.000 Yeah.

00:35:50.000 That was the one.

00:35:51.000 Yeah.

00:35:52.000 That's the one that has a new kind of battery.

00:35:56.000 It's a different composition, right?

00:35:59.000 Yeah.

00:35:59.000 Right.

00:36:00.000 And yeah, that's, I think, what is that called?

00:36:07.000 Jamie, see if you can find that out.

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00:37:33.000 It's some God.

00:37:34.000 I don't want to fuck it up. 0.97

00:37:36.000 But that was one of the big criticisms of the newest Samsung phone, the 26 Ultra.

00:37:42.000 The speculation is that they haven't switched to that type of battery production yet.

00:37:47.000 Samsung is getting criticized because they're not keeping up with the Chinese phones.

00:37:47.000 Yeah.

00:37:51.000 Like they got a bunch of loyal Samsung people, but they're not keeping up with the highest end Chinese phones.

00:37:57.000 Other than that, that's a step up.

00:38:01.000 But there's some things that the higher-end Chinese phones are doing.

00:38:05.000 That's like, ooh.

00:38:08.000 Yeah, they've been pretty safe lately, Samsung has with their phones.

00:38:11.000 They kind of doing what Apple's doing.

00:38:13.000 You know, just every, just a little thing different every single year.

00:38:18.000 I mean, I just saw a phone.

00:38:19.000 I think it's, was it the Razor phone?

00:38:21.000 No.

00:38:22.000 But it has like liquid cooling in it.

00:38:25.000 So the back is all just like water bubbles going around and stuff.

00:38:28.000 Like it's so badass looking.

00:38:30.000 Who makes that? 0.93

00:38:32.000 Jamie, you know what I'm talking about?

00:38:33.000 It's a liquid cooling phone.

00:38:34.000 Is it Razor?

00:38:35.000 No, like liquid cooling phone.

00:38:37.000 Somebody just showed it.

00:38:38.000 Oh, Jerry Riggs Everything just had it and he tore it apart and everything like that.

00:38:43.000 It's badass.

00:38:44.000 I like that guy's show, but it also makes me sad.

00:38:47.000 Here it is.

00:38:48.000 Unbox Therapy.

00:38:50.000 Red Magic?

00:38:51.000 Red Magic.

00:38:52.000 Oh, didn't you have a red phone, Jamie?

00:38:55.000 It's not?

00:38:56.000 No. 1.00

00:38:56.000 Oh, fucking thieves. 1.00

00:38:58.000 Look at that. 1.00

00:38:59.000 See those white dots?

00:39:00.000 That's actually water bubbles. 0.56

00:39:02.000 Ooh.

00:39:03.000 And when it gets hot, it just starts spinning.

00:39:05.000 So that's a gaming phone?

00:39:06.000 Yeah.

00:39:08.000 How much do I want water bubbles?

00:39:10.000 I do want water bubbles, but I don't want them enough to switch to hand.

00:39:14.000 It's a problem.

00:39:15.000 Yeah, that phone looks awesome.

00:39:17.000 That's pretty dope.

00:39:18.000 That's a problem, though.

00:39:19.000 The gaming on the phone, dude, man. 0.99

00:39:21.000 I can't fuck with that. 1.00

00:39:22.000 I can't either. 1.00

00:39:23.000 It's right there.

00:39:24.000 I care.

00:39:25.000 It's too accessible. 1.00

00:39:26.000 I don't want to get addicted to some stupid game on my phone. 1.00

00:39:29.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:39:32.000 I know some people who love it.

00:39:33.000 They love it.

00:39:33.000 Yeah.

00:39:34.000 William Montgomery.

00:39:35.000 He sits there and plays like three hours of just a prick game.

00:39:39.000 William Montgomery.

00:39:40.000 That video you sent me of him mommy at that Austin Comedy Festival. 1.00

00:39:44.000 That shit is so funny. 0.99

00:39:45.000 There's so many videos now of it. 1.00

00:39:47.000 Oh, my God.

00:39:48.000 That's so funny.

00:39:49.000 Here's the thing about William.

00:39:51.000 William, to me, is the ultimate.

00:39:54.000 Once you see him, you love him and you want to see him more comic, the ultimate. 0.98

00:39:59.000 But the first time you see him, you're like, what the fuck is this? 0.95

00:40:02.000 Yeah, like Brody Stevens. 0.99

00:40:03.000 When you first see Brody, you're like, what the fuck is he yelling at? 0.86

00:40:06.000 He's really the most similar guy to Brody that I know. 0.97

00:40:06.000 Exactly. 0.97

00:40:09.000 And they're both weirdos. 0.94

00:40:12.000 William's such a weirdo.

00:40:13.000 But he's a great guy, just like Brody was. 0.99

00:40:15.000 But he's, if you see him, though, like the Black Keys, those guys fucking love him. 0.96

00:40:21.000 Oh, yeah. 0.95

00:40:22.000 And when they came into the studio, they wanted to come to the club.

00:40:24.000 They go, is William Montgomery coming?

00:40:25.000 I go, I'll make sure he's there.

00:40:26.000 I call up William.

00:40:27.000 I'm like, William?

00:40:28.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:40:30.000 Pat and Dan, they fucking love him, man. 0.98

00:40:32.000 He's got so many fans because he's so unique. 0.98

00:40:36.000 He's so unique.

00:40:37.000 But you got to know what you're getting into with him.

00:40:39.000 Right.

00:40:40.000 And don't have him open up for you if you're, what's that, Morgan Jay?

00:40:43.000 Who is he opening up for?

00:40:44.000 He's like, who's that guy?

00:40:46.000 That guy's so is that a girl or a guy?

00:40:48.000 I have no idea.

00:40:49.000 I don't know.

00:40:50.000 I just saw the clip you showed me.

00:40:51.000 Yeah.

00:40:51.000 I didn't see anything else.

00:40:53.000 I think it's that guy that goes into the audience with a like an auto-tune microphone, you know, that's really popular for some reason.

00:41:00.000 See, I'm so old.

00:41:00.000 Like he's.

00:41:01.000 Me too.

00:41:02.000 I'm so old.

00:41:02.000 I don't know.

00:41:03.000 I'm out of the loop.

00:41:04.000 I don't know what these kids like.

00:41:05.000 Yeah, Morgan Jay.

00:41:06.000 I find out about artists, and when I find out about them, they have 20 million Instagram followers.

00:41:06.000 Who's Morgan Jay?

00:41:11.000 I'm like, okay.

00:41:12.000 That's who, like, yeah, that's who it is.

00:41:13.000 Morgan Jay.

00:41:14.000 And he has 5.2 million followers.

00:41:17.000 And his whole thing is like he just goes into the audience with a, he's not really a comedian.

00:41:21.000 Like, he's more of a performer.

00:41:24.000 He just goes into the audience and like and talks to people.

00:41:27.000 Like he does crowd work.

00:41:28.000 That's pretty much.

00:41:29.000 And he's like one of the biggest stars right now.

00:41:32.000 Like, it's crazy.

00:41:33.000 Well, people like crowd work.

00:41:34.000 That's why they like Matt Reif.

00:41:35.000 Like, he does, yeah, it does a lot of crowd work.

00:41:37.000 He's sexy.

00:41:38.000 He's sexy too.

00:41:39.000 Both things.

00:41:40.000 Bold things, but it's also the crowd work.

00:41:42.000 If he was just sexy, wasn't good at crowd work, he wouldn't have the audience he does.

00:41:46.000 Matt's funny.

00:41:47.000 He's really quick.

00:41:48.000 Yeah.

00:41:48.000 You know, that's like a certain style of performing.

00:41:51.000 You know, he's real calm on stage and he finds the thing to say.

00:41:55.000 And people love that because you're doing it off the top of your head and it's wild for them.

00:41:59.000 They're like, oh, my God.

00:42:01.000 But, you know, it's just a different thing.

00:42:05.000 It's a different thing than like regular stand-up.

00:42:08.000 You know, it's kind of like what?

00:42:11.000 Like, kind of like Chappelle is.

00:42:12.000 Like, he's like a totally different, like, he'll sit there and just smoke a cigarette on the stool, like, talking, like, like, chill and stuff like that.

00:42:17.000 Yeah.

00:42:18.000 You know, that's like a different style of stand-up comedy.

00:42:20.000 He's relaxing.

00:42:22.000 Well, Dave is also like, Dave comes up with material by ranting.

00:42:27.000 You know, so he records his, all these sort of shows where he's just working on material and then he goes over and finds out what he said that made sense, what he said that was funny.

00:42:38.000 You know, he just lets it kind of flow.

00:42:41.000 You know, it's a very interesting way of doing it.

00:42:44.000 Obviously, it works really well.

00:42:46.000 Boy, that guy is so dedicated to comedy.

00:42:48.000 It's so interesting.

00:42:50.000 Like, all these years he's been doing stand-up and he's still more dedicated than ever.

00:42:56.000 You know, he's always performing.

00:42:57.000 He's always like showing up somewhere and working.

00:42:59.000 Yeah.

00:43:00.000 He's always like, he's just constantly piecing it together.

00:43:03.000 And he's such a nice guy. 0.92

00:43:06.000 Like fucking the nicest guy to everybody. 0.96

00:43:09.000 You know, like he, like, he was upset with Chris Rock after Chris Rock made that special. 0.98

00:43:15.000 Not upset, but disagreed, I should say, that he went so hard after Will Smith.

00:43:25.000 You know what I mean?

00:43:26.000 Yeah.

00:43:26.000 It's like, that's how nice he is.

00:43:28.000 Have you seen Will Smith?

00:43:29.000 You've probably talked about this.

00:43:30.000 Will Smith's like new song?

00:43:32.000 That's great.

00:43:33.000 That's my phone ring.

00:43:34.000 Are you serious?

00:43:35.000 It's your new phone.

00:43:37.000 That's my phone ring.

00:43:38.000 Remember what you used to be?

00:43:39.000 I am beautiful.

00:43:41.000 That's Christina Aguilar.

00:43:42.000 That used to be your own.

00:43:42.000 Yeah, man.

00:43:44.000 Call back or your ringtone.

00:43:47.000 No matter what they say.

00:43:51.000 Bring me down.

00:43:53.000 That's where the day is.

00:43:54.000 Yeah, man.

00:43:55.000 It was fun.

00:43:55.000 You could get a phone.

00:43:57.000 It was like I had a Verizon flip phone and you could download ringtones.

00:44:04.000 Why can't you do that now?

00:44:05.000 You can't do that anymore.

00:44:05.000 I just thought of that.

00:44:07.000 You can't make a song.

00:44:09.000 Where did that go away?

00:44:11.000 Is that really not a thing anymore?

00:44:13.000 I never thought about that.

00:44:14.000 Wait a second.

00:44:15.000 Why was that?

00:44:15.000 Is that really?

00:44:17.000 No. 1.00

00:44:18.000 What the fuck? 1.00

00:44:19.000 You should be able to do it. 0.99

00:44:20.000 Like, pick a song on iTunes and why can't you do that anymore?

00:44:24.000 I think you can.

00:44:25.000 No, no, you can't.

00:44:26.000 Can you?

00:44:27.000 You can?

00:44:28.000 You can't.

00:44:29.000 You can.

00:44:29.000 Okay.

00:44:31.000 Wait, no one does that anymore.

00:44:33.000 Nobody does that.

00:44:34.000 I'm going to switch my black and black. 0.96

00:44:38.000 Daddy out.

00:44:39.000 Yeah.

00:44:43.000 Everybody needs to do that.

00:44:44.000 No one's done.

00:44:45.000 Zero people do that.

00:44:46.000 Zero.

00:44:46.000 I know.

00:44:48.000 Zero.

00:44:49.000 Where people are making their car alarm sound on their test list like things.

00:44:53.000 But you know what?

00:44:54.000 You know how you can do that?

00:44:55.000 You make like fart sounds or whatever.

00:44:57.000 That was like a scene in movies, right?

00:44:59.000 Where the phone would play bad to the bone.

00:45:02.000 Bad to the bone.

00:45:04.000 That's crazy.

00:45:04.000 Yeah.

00:45:05.000 That's crazy.

00:45:08.000 And do you remember when you would call people and music would be?

00:45:10.000 Bring back tones.

00:45:12.000 Yes. 0.98

00:45:13.000 Their tone of their you would hear, you would hear a shitty song. 0.98

00:45:18.000 Yeah. 0.98

00:45:19.000 You're like, God, you're making me listen to this.

00:45:22.000 Yeah, now, now you don't want to do any of that because you don't want anyone to know that's your phone number.

00:45:27.000 You know what I mean?

00:45:28.000 You don't want to go super specific.

00:45:30.000 Right.

00:45:30.000 Yeah.

00:45:31.000 Yeah.

00:45:32.000 I used to be like, this is Brian, man. 1.00

00:45:34.000 You know, now, fuck that. 1.00

00:45:35.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:45:36.000 People used to always have like funny things that they would leave.

00:45:38.000 Hey, show ideas.

00:45:41.000 I got the phone.

00:45:45.000 He's the last one.

00:45:47.000 When you get a text from him to this day, I'm like, really?

00:45:50.000 He texts us more nowadays.

00:45:50.000 Yeah.

00:45:51.000 That's kind of cool.

00:45:52.000 It's kind of cool.

00:45:53.000 Really?

00:45:55.000 You know, the torture he put you through when you would try to text him.

00:46:00.000 Or with the laptop in the green room one time and he's like bending my finger backwards.

00:46:04.000 I said, turn that off, cox. 1.00

00:46:05.000 I'm like, all right, Julian.

00:46:06.000 Yeah, he didn't like the laptop.

00:46:08.000 He didn't like technology.

00:46:09.000 He was fighting technology tooth and nail, but he's right in a lot of ways, you know?

00:46:16.000 It's just, I feel like the people that fight technology right now in 2025, it's like, what are you doing?

00:46:22.000 Come on.

00:46:23.000 You can't beat this thing.

00:46:24.000 Yeah.

00:46:25.000 You better just adjust to the new world, son. 1.00

00:46:28.000 You can be out in the fucking field with a horse-driven plow. 1.00

00:46:32.000 Adjust to the new world. 1.00

00:46:33.000 Okay?

00:46:34.000 Just have some fun.

00:46:35.000 Whatever this is, you're not going to stop it. 1.00

00:46:37.000 This motherfucker is rolling down the hill. 0.99

00:46:42.000 Like, no one's hitting the brakes on technology now unless, unless a big event happens. 1.00

00:46:49.000 Unless like a boom, some big asteroid hits us or China implements those really good drones. 0.85

00:46:57.000 All the drones come out and wake up.

00:47:00.000 I think the Trump administration just said they were going to buy a million drones.

00:47:04.000 Wow, that's good timing for banning a whole drone company.

00:47:08.000 I actually heard a rumor, I never looked in it, that somebody about that where the owner of that drone company is like owned by the vice president of the United States of America.

00:47:16.000 What?

00:47:17.000 Yeah.

00:47:18.000 Yeah, I think J.D. has like, see, I haven't researched it yet, so I don't know if it's true, but that's hilarious if it's true because we just canceled DJI and now- And he owns- I read that somewhere, but never researched it.

00:47:18.000 JD Vance?

00:47:32.000 Okay, what- What specifically we'll find out?

00:47:34.000 Was the supposedly the vice, I think it was the vice president owns a, or is investor, invested in a drone company, and the U.S. is buying all these drones from it.

00:47:47.000 Whoa, I think.

00:47:48.000 I might be wrong.

00:47:50.000 That's an important thing to get correct.

00:47:52.000 I forgot that.

00:47:53.000 We might have to edit this out if it's not correct.

00:47:56.000 Young Jamie, put that into our sponsor, Perplexity, and find out whether or not we have an AI sponsor.

00:48:02.000 Perplexity, I like them.

00:48:03.000 They're awesome.

00:48:04.000 Yeah, they're great.

00:48:06.000 Let's see if it has information.

00:48:08.000 See, there's one thing is like you can be an investor, right?

00:48:12.000 Like maybe you have a stock portfolio and you invest in a bunch of different companies because someone told you they're really good four years ago.

00:48:19.000 When you become the vice president, are you supposed to get rid of those now?

00:48:22.000 How's that work?

00:48:24.000 Yeah, I wouldn't think, well.

00:48:25.000 It gets a little Nancy Pelosi-ish.

00:48:28.000 Maybe not new investments.

00:48:30.000 We don't even know if he does have stock in it.

00:48:32.000 Probably not real.

00:48:33.000 No way.

00:48:34.000 Significant ties.

00:48:40.000 The first, make that a little larger, please.

00:48:42.000 Oh, my God.

00:48:43.000 This is the first sentence.

00:48:45.000 JD Vance has significant ties to the drone and broader defense technology industry through his previous career as a venture capitalist.

00:48:53.000 Before entering political office, Vance co-founded and managed funds that invested in several defense-related startups, including the companies at the forefront of drone, aerospace, and surveillance technology.

00:49:07.000 Hmm.

00:49:08.000 Okay.

00:49:10.000 So, oh, okay, this is Anderil.

00:49:13.000 This is okay.

00:49:20.000 Interesting.

00:49:21.000 Okay.

00:49:22.000 Leading.

00:49:24.000 Can you put that back up so I can finish those?

00:49:28.000 Leading defense tech startup specializing in autonomous systems, including drones.

00:49:34.000 Palmer Lucky was on the podcast.

00:49:36.000 This is his company, too.

00:49:38.000 He brought those crazy headsets where you could see people behind walls.

00:49:42.000 Bro. 1.00

00:49:43.000 Yeah, that shit's awesome. 1.00

00:49:44.000 That's all the same company. 0.99

00:49:47.000 Benefiting from new federal legislation and growing demand for advanced military drone surveillance and automation.

00:49:54.000 Boy, we're so close to the Terminator.

00:49:58.000 Okay, here it is.

00:49:59.000 Federal financing disclosure forms show that Vance maintained those investments, sometimes valued in the hundreds of thousands, while serving as vice president, although ethical boundaries about recusal and direct control over such assets are subject to federal ethics rules.

00:50:16.000 So there's federal ethics rules as to what happens, like if he passes a law that benefits that company that it has a significant stake in.

00:50:25.000 Vance has publicly commented on the national security dimensions of drone technology, criticizing the risk posed by foreign, particularly Chinese drone manufacturers and advocating for U.S.-made autonomous systems in both military and civil sectors.

00:50:38.000 Well, that is accurate, though.

00:50:39.000 It is a problem.

00:50:41.000 And it's not just a problem because there's like a bunch of problems.

00:50:47.000 One of them is in America to operate some drones when they get really high-end, you have to have a pilot's license.

00:50:55.000 Not if it weighs under 250 grams, which is what, you know, they're like the really nice small ones.

00:51:02.000 Right, but to have one of the ones there were big ones in New Jersey with when they were flying those weird ones.

00:51:07.000 That's farm ones, yes.

00:51:08.000 What do you think those were?

00:51:09.000 Do you think those were like government drones that they're testing?

00:51:12.000 Probably this company.

00:51:13.000 Probably that company right there. 1.00

00:51:14.000 Probably Palmer Lucky with a fucking joystick. 1.00

00:51:16.000 Assassinated. 1.00

00:51:17.000 Palmer Lucky sitting at home with an Xbox.

00:51:20.000 Yeah, with his little Game Boy thing.

00:51:22.000 Dude, he was one of those guys where you're talking to and right away you're like, oh, okay.

00:51:26.000 Like, you're crazy smart.

00:51:28.000 Like, this is weird smart. 0.73

00:51:30.000 You know what I mean?

00:51:31.000 Yeah.

00:51:32.000 Like, Elon's weird smart.

00:51:32.000 Some dudes are weird.

00:51:34.000 There's people that are weird smart.

00:51:35.000 You're like, oh, okay.

00:51:37.000 Yeah, Palmer's a badass, man.

00:51:38.000 Oh, yeah.

00:51:39.000 Like, I saw an interview with him, and it just showed like his living room or something.

00:51:43.000 And it just looks like my living room, like nerd stuff everywhere, you know?

00:51:46.000 Oh, yeah, for sure.

00:51:47.000 He had a copper jacket on.

00:51:49.000 A copper jacket?

00:51:50.000 Yeah, it's copper.

00:51:51.000 I go, what is it?

00:51:52.000 He's like, the whole jacket's like a Faraday cage.

00:51:55.000 Like, you put your jacket in, you put your phone in the pocket, it disappears.

00:51:59.000 Oh, I was like, whoa.

00:52:01.000 It was heavy.

00:52:02.000 Yeah, I'm sure.

00:52:03.000 As soon as I put it on, I was like, this is weird.

00:52:05.000 You're like, you can't move so good in it.

00:52:06.000 $20 worth of pennies.

00:52:08.000 Probably at least.

00:52:10.000 Probably at least.

00:52:11.000 It was weird.

00:52:12.000 It's a weird thing to own a copper jacket, but it's very Palmer-lucky-esque.

00:52:17.000 You know what I mean?

00:52:18.000 That's interesting.

00:52:19.000 Yeah, so this drone thing, like, so China has been investing, like, the way it works, their government and their corporations are like this.

00:52:27.000 They work together and they work together for China.

00:52:30.000 Like, and you don't have a choice. 1.00

00:52:32.000 Like, this is, you can make a lot of money, but you do what the fuck we tell you to do, bitch. 1.00

00:52:36.000 And that's how they run things over there. 0.99

00:52:38.000 And because of that, they can dump a ton of money into these things for the future of China and boost them up and make them work.

00:52:45.000 And then they all compete.

00:52:47.000 They compete against each other in China.

00:52:50.000 And it's like a weird hybrid of capitalism and communism.

00:52:55.000 It's very strange.

00:52:57.000 And they have a giant head start.

00:52:59.000 Like, they do drone shows.

00:53:01.000 You've seen the shows?

00:53:02.000 Well, they have like dragons in the sky and samurai.

00:53:05.000 Have you ever been to one?

00:53:05.000 No.

00:53:06.000 I saw a small one at Coda at the Circuit of the Americas out here.

00:53:11.000 It was pretty dope.

00:53:11.000 Oh, yeah.

00:53:12.000 But the ones they do are nuts. 0.99

00:53:14.000 They're nuts.

00:53:15.000 They just had like one of the biggest ones ever recently.

00:53:18.000 See if you can find some video on some of the China drone shows.

00:53:21.000 It's incredible.

00:53:23.000 And their drones are more advanced.

00:53:27.000 They're pushing their technology faster.

00:53:29.000 And, you know, that stuff works exponentially.

00:53:32.000 And if you put the brakes on American technology, you also put the brakes on American manufacturing.

00:53:37.000 That's nuts.

00:53:37.000 Look at that.

00:53:38.000 That's insane.

00:53:39.000 Each one of those is a drone.

00:53:40.000 That's nuts, dude.

00:53:42.000 I mean, that literally looks like something from Avatar.

00:53:45.000 Dude, yes.

00:53:46.000 Look at that.

00:53:46.000 Right?

00:53:47.000 That's insane.

00:53:48.000 DMT trip right there.

00:53:50.000 That's insane.

00:53:51.000 Look at this.

00:53:52.000 There's an enormous flower that's at the end of this little girl's kite rope.

00:53:57.000 The moon.

00:53:57.000 Look at what they did.

00:53:58.000 It's spinning.

00:53:59.000 That's crazy.

00:54:02.000 Wait a minute.

00:54:02.000 Hold on.

00:54:03.000 Are those real?

00:54:03.000 Yeah, that's real.

00:54:04.000 That's real for sure, for sure.

00:54:05.000 Yeah.

00:54:07.000 It's just on.

00:54:08.000 That's the one I was talking about, the largest one ever.

00:54:11.000 This is the largest one ever.

00:54:12.000 Was it that we just saw?

00:54:14.000 Yeah.

00:54:16.000 Oh, my God.

00:54:20.000 This is just how they do it.

00:54:21.000 Look how many drones they have. 0.99

00:54:23.000 How many drones are involved in this? 0.67

00:54:24.000 I think it's a 10,000 drones.

00:54:26.000 Oh, my God.

00:54:28.000 This is insane.

00:54:29.000 They can't charge up 10,000 drones.

00:54:31.000 Dudes, they're doing kung fu in the sky. 0.72

00:54:33.000 I mean, that's nuts.

00:54:40.000 That's so impressive, man.

00:54:42.000 And that they're all just sync.

00:54:42.000 It really is.

00:54:44.000 Oh, my God.

00:54:45.000 Like, come on, man.

00:54:47.000 At one point in time, sometime in the near future, that, I mean, they're going to be able to do whatever they want in the sky.

00:54:59.000 We also have the sphere in America.

00:55:00.000 They don't have a sphere.

00:55:02.000 You mean the big building?

00:55:03.000 Yeah.

00:55:04.000 Well, okay.

00:55:05.000 Oh, I'm just saying.

00:55:06.000 I get it.

00:55:06.000 The sphere's pretty dope.

00:55:07.000 Like, why don't we have that?

00:55:08.000 Why can't we build music like that?

00:55:10.000 But at some point in time, they're going to be able to have movies in the sky that are made out of drones.

00:55:14.000 Drones.

00:55:15.000 Yeah, every drone's going to be like an LED and then it's going to replace you.

00:55:18.000 Well, you'll be forced to watch a movie.

00:55:20.000 You'll be forced to lay down on your lawn and watch a movie in the sky.

00:55:25.000 Yeah.

00:55:26.000 Like, why wouldn't they be able to, if they can do that, this is very primitive, right?

00:55:29.000 This is primitive.

00:55:30.000 like the pong version of what it just they're just gonna have trillions of little tiny drones that all sink up in the sky and they all make different colors 10 000 that's just like you know this like small pixel you know we're gonna have like 4k drones everywhere oh someone used a drone jammer and they started falling out of the sky yeah whoa do you see what they're doing in ukraine because of the drone jammers They use monofilament line.

00:55:59.000 So each one of them has like a fiber optic line.

00:56:02.000 That's nuts.

00:56:02.000 Yeah.

00:56:03.000 That's how they have like miles and miles of fishing line.

00:56:03.000 Yeah.

00:56:06.000 And then all these birds are making nests out of it and shit. 0.99

00:56:10.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:56:10.000 That's how that government mission happened because of that. 0.99

00:56:15.000 Where he was like in that in that truck or something like that.

00:56:19.000 And all those drones came out of the truck and did all those strikes.

00:56:22.000 And I think it was a Ukraine or something like that.

00:56:25.000 What happened?

00:56:26.000 Yeah.

00:56:27.000 Right.

00:56:27.000 What exactly happened?

00:56:28.000 So they had to use those fiber optic lines.

00:56:31.000 There was a, I think it was Ukraine.

00:56:33.000 I don't remember what country it is, but they got over the border of whatever country it was.

00:56:38.000 And they had all these drones with those fiber optic lines and did drone strikes from the inside.

00:56:44.000 That Ukraine watched. 0.95

00:56:45.000 I couldn't remember.

00:56:47.000 On Russia's. 0.61

00:56:48.000 Oh, right, right, right.

00:56:49.000 This was the crazy one when they blew up all the jets that were on the runway.

00:56:54.000 And they used that fiber optic line.

00:56:55.000 That's how they got those drones to do that.

00:56:58.000 That's how they got it so the drones can't be disrupted.

00:57:00.000 Right.

00:57:01.000 Or detected or whatever, too.

00:57:02.000 That's crazy.

00:57:04.000 That's like James Bond. 1.00

00:57:05.000 I mean, that's just like mission impossible shit. 0.98

00:57:08.000 The fact that, yeah, that actually happened. 0.99

00:57:10.000 Yeah.

00:57:10.000 They really did do that.

00:57:11.000 And I think they caused like $7 billion worth of damage.

00:57:15.000 Yeah.

00:57:16.000 Yeah.

00:57:17.000 Bro, that war is one day, 24 hours.

00:57:21.000 I'll have a deal.

00:57:22.000 There's no deal to be made, sir.

00:57:25.000 You know, that Putin fell is making a point.

00:57:29.000 Yeah.

00:57:30.000 It's not a good one.

00:57:31.000 How many people have died now?

00:57:33.000 I mean, what is the total on both sides?

00:57:35.000 I mean, it's got to be off the charts.

00:57:39.000 What is going on with we're in war with all those drug runners and Trump keeps on blowing up a boat every day?

00:57:46.000 Yeah.

00:57:47.000 That's kind of crazy, right?

00:57:48.000 My question is, how verified is this evidence?

00:57:52.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:57:53.000 Like how much, you know, because if I was a fisherman and like there's another guy who's a fisherman, like this cucksucker, this guy is always stealing my fucking fish. 1.00

00:58:01.000 And then I would go, Mr. Trump. 1.00

00:58:03.000 Yeah.

00:58:04.000 This man, he has fentanyl.

00:58:06.000 Thousand pounds coming to you.

00:58:08.000 I give you the boat number.

00:58:10.000 Yeah, and it happens a lot.

00:58:11.000 I think two happened yesterday or two.

00:58:13.000 Today, Apple Tracker.

00:58:14.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:58:15.000 On his fucking bait pile. 1.00

00:58:19.000 Yeah, it's weird. 1.00

00:58:22.000 Here we go.

00:58:23.000 Boom.

00:58:23.000 That's rap.

00:58:24.000 Who is still piloting those boats?

00:58:26.000 That's great.

00:58:27.000 Bro, imagine how you how poor do you have to be before that seems like a good idea?

00:58:32.000 Right. 1.00

00:58:33.000 Pretty fucking poor. 0.99

00:58:34.000 It just makes me wonder, though, if these boats, if there's like innocent people on them, too. 0.99

00:58:38.000 Like, you know.

00:58:40.000 For sure, this guy's bringing his girlfriend.

00:58:42.000 Come on, baby. 0.97

00:58:43.000 We're going to go to the U.S.

00:58:46.000 Oh, yeah.

00:58:47.000 There was one boat where people actually survived it, which is crazier.

00:58:51.000 Bro.

00:58:52.000 What kind of a story do they have?

00:58:55.000 Do you see?

00:58:57.000 Is these people that survived?

00:58:58.000 Are they actual drug people or are they just like deep sea fishing?

00:59:03.000 Yeah.

00:59:04.000 Do you see that helicopter?

00:59:05.000 Like four people died?

00:59:06.000 It's one of the most irritating, frustrating video ever.

00:59:09.000 It just happened yesterday.

00:59:10.000 This helicopter lost its and then landed twice on the water and then for some reason went back up.

00:59:17.000 And then that's crazy.

00:59:19.000 I think they probably didn't know that they lost their tail.

00:59:22.000 That's insane.

00:59:22.000 They have to.

00:59:23.000 I think they probably thought he could control it.

00:59:25.000 It's probably a guy.

00:59:27.000 And if I was in that helicopter, I would just open the door and jumped into the water.

00:59:29.000 And hopefully, I survived at night.

00:59:31.000 Hopefully, it doesn't land on you. 1.00

00:59:33.000 This asshole is just dropping it left and right. 1.00

00:59:36.000 I bet it was a guy. 1.00

00:59:38.000 I bet a woman would have landed on the water. 1.00

00:59:39.000 Okay, stop stop it.

00:59:41.000 They landed.

00:59:41.000 How do I stop it?

00:59:42.000 We're going in the water.

00:59:42.000 Let's go.

00:59:43.000 A guy would be like, I got this.

00:59:45.000 I got this, bro.

00:59:47.000 Right.

00:59:48.000 That's crazy.

00:59:49.000 Yeah, I wonder what happened.

00:59:50.000 He clipped the tail somewhere?

00:59:52.000 Like, he hit something or did it fall off?

00:59:55.000 It looked like he, because it looked like he was supposed to land on that little rock thing and then it clipped it, then went down and kind of landed on the beach for like a second.

01:00:04.000 Then went up a little, then landed again, and then he's just flying in the air.

01:00:08.000 I don't even know that was possible without a tail of a helicopter.

01:00:10.000 That seems crazy.

01:00:11.000 He can't direct it.

01:00:12.000 Right.

01:00:13.000 Maybe that was the problem that he couldn't control it.

01:00:13.000 Yeah.

01:00:16.000 I don't know.

01:00:17.000 No, that's crazy.

01:00:18.000 Ask Bill Burr.

01:00:19.000 Yeah, he flies those things.

01:00:21.000 He took me up above downtown LA.

01:00:23.000 It was amazing.

01:00:24.000 I was like, this is crazy.

01:00:26.000 Like, this is so cool.

01:00:27.000 I don't like how he takes him to gigs sometimes.

01:00:30.000 That's crazy.

01:00:31.000 Do you trust helicopter?

01:00:32.000 I don't really know.

01:00:33.000 I trusted it for that day.

01:00:35.000 I'm like, I'll trust it.

01:00:36.000 It's fun to go up with Bill.

01:00:38.000 Yeah.

01:00:39.000 It was fun to see him really into this hobby he has.

01:00:43.000 I was like, that's interesting.

01:00:45.000 It's really cool that he does it.

01:00:47.000 He's an interesting guy.

01:00:50.000 I'm surprised you didn't go to Dubai.

01:00:52.000 Indeed?

01:00:54.000 No.

01:00:55.000 I mean, Saudi Arabia.

01:00:56.000 Saudi Arabia.

01:00:57.000 Dubai.

01:00:58.000 Bro, I don't even go to San Francisco.

01:01:01.000 I'm going to go to Glendale.

01:01:03.000 Yeah, you think I'm going to go to.

01:01:05.000 No, no, no.

01:01:06.000 I think if you chase money when you have money, then money owns you.

01:01:10.000 Yeah.

01:01:11.000 My time is what's valuable to me.

01:01:15.000 And also, I'm not down with that whole thing.

01:01:19.000 No.

01:01:20.000 There's definitely a whitewashing.

01:01:24.000 You're, you know, Schultz has a great argument.

01:01:30.000 You're going to see your fans.

01:01:32.000 Like, just because this is put on by a government that does bad things or has done bad things.

01:01:37.000 Guess what?

01:01:38.000 Your government does bad things too and has done bad things.

01:01:41.000 Right?

01:01:42.000 You know, ask people in Yemen how they feel about America.

01:01:45.000 Right?

01:01:45.000 Ask people in Iraq.

01:01:46.000 Ask the million people that died unnecessarily because we lied about weapons and mass destruction.

01:01:52.000 Ask them.

01:01:53.000 Ask them about America.

01:01:54.000 You know?

01:01:55.000 Right.

01:01:57.000 Yeah.

01:01:58.000 It's complicated.

01:02:00.000 I get the argument.

01:02:01.000 Like, I have fans in the Middle East.

01:02:02.000 You want to go see your fans in the Middle East?

01:02:04.000 I get it.

01:02:05.000 One.

01:02:06.000 I don't know.

01:02:07.000 I bet a lot.

01:02:08.000 They have the internet, man.

01:02:09.000 I bet a lot.

01:02:10.000 Yeah.

01:02:10.000 They do.

01:02:11.000 It's not like North Korea.

01:02:13.000 They're much more open than other parts of the world.

01:02:15.000 You know, we can't judge them on.

01:02:18.000 Obviously, we can judge them.

01:02:20.000 But if you want to be rational, like, they're adjusting.

01:02:24.000 Like, women can drive now. 1.00

01:02:26.000 All right.

01:02:26.000 It's a new thing.

01:02:28.000 It's very recent.

01:02:29.000 Andrew Schultz is telling me when he was over there that a lot of people that are over there, they get their wife like a cheap Chinese car because these ladies have never driven before. 1.00

01:02:40.000 They just fucking play bumper cars with everything. 0.99

01:02:44.000 They park terrible. 1.00

01:02:45.000 They're always fucking their cars up. 0.98

01:02:46.000 And these guys have big money. 0.96

01:02:49.000 I mean, that's a very wealthy country.

01:02:53.000 You know, so they offered Shane a bag.

01:02:56.000 They offered Chain a bag.

01:02:57.000 He's like, no.

01:02:58.000 Then they doubled it.

01:02:59.000 And he's like, no, no.

01:02:59.000 And they doubled it.

01:03:03.000 He goes, it was hard, but they doubled it.

01:03:05.000 I'm like, of course.

01:03:06.000 That's how they're trying to get you.

01:03:08.000 But, you know, the criticism is all from people that we're not invited, which is kind of typical.

01:03:16.000 And we're never going to be invited.

01:03:16.000 Yeah.

01:03:19.000 Yeah.

01:03:22.000 Yeah.

01:03:22.000 It's, It'd be good for them to experience comedy because I think comedy is one of the only things that can get discussions going from both sides.

01:03:38.000 Like if you go on stage and you have an opinion and it's not funny, I could be in the audience.

01:03:42.000 I have a different opinion. 1.00

01:03:43.000 I'm like, well, fuck this guy. 1.00

01:03:44.000 I don't agree with that at all. 1.00

01:03:46.000 But if you go on stage with an opinion that makes me laugh, even if I don't agree with it, I'm like, oh, this motherfucker, he got me. 0.99

01:03:52.000 He got me. 0.99

01:03:53.000 That's a good point.

01:03:54.000 That's a good point.

01:03:55.000 And you're like, giving your buddies knuckles.

01:03:57.000 That's a good point.

01:03:58.000 That's like where comedy breaks down doors.

01:04:00.000 Unfortunately, there was like restrictions put on you, which is another reason why I wouldn't do it.

01:04:05.000 Like if someone says, you can't say this or you can't say that, I'm like, okay.

01:04:09.000 Yeah.

01:04:10.000 And then you say something like, well, I didn't think about that.

01:04:12.000 You shouldn't have said that either.

01:04:13.000 We're going to.

01:04:15.000 Laws.

01:04:16.000 There's a lot.

01:04:16.000 Like if you went over there and made fun of a prince or a king or a royal or the government or whatever, you're in real trouble.

01:04:25.000 Like you could go to jail forever trouble.

01:04:28.000 That doesn't make me feel loose.

01:04:30.000 Right.

01:04:30.000 You know, that doesn't make me feel like I want to do stand-up in a place like that.

01:04:33.000 Yeah.

01:04:34.000 Almost like the UK.

01:04:39.000 Yikes.

01:04:40.000 They're worse than anybody.

01:04:41.000 That's what's funny.

01:04:42.000 Most people don't even know.

01:04:44.000 Most Americans are blissfully unaware of how crazy censorship has gotten in the UK.

01:04:52.000 Off the charts.

01:04:53.000 And crime and censorship because people are complaining about the crime.

01:04:57.000 That's really what the censorship is all about because it's all about immigrants. 1.00

01:05:01.000 Pickpocketers everywhere. 0.61

01:05:02.000 Bro, they just brought in people from places they bombed. 0.96

01:05:06.000 How wild is that?

01:05:07.000 Like, oh, did we ruin your country?

01:05:10.000 Sims, how are you?

01:05:11.000 Come on over and live in London.

01:05:16.000 Saudi Arabia album. 0.94

01:05:18.000 All the places that the West has bombed the shit out of, and you create all these refugees, and then you bring them to your country. 1.00

01:05:25.000 Like, what are you doing? 0.99

01:05:26.000 It's insane.

01:05:28.000 Why don't you have a vetting process?

01:05:30.000 Are you trying to ruin everything?

01:05:33.000 And that's where I think it gets weird because I think like under the guise of empathy and under the guise of kindness, they are engineering the destruction of major Western cities.

01:05:46.000 And the question is like, who?

01:05:47.000 Well, George Soros is the big one that everybody points to, but he can't be acting alone.

01:05:51.000 There's got to be a lot of other people that also want this same result.

01:05:55.000 And you got to go, well, why?

01:05:57.000 And the more I think about it, the more I think about it with its accelerated pace right now, because it's so accelerated, the more I think it's connected to the ultimate, the ultimate birth of AI, when AI really does become the global force for everything.

01:06:17.000 They're going to want you already locked into like digital ID.

01:06:22.000 And that's the first response that England has had to all these problems.

01:06:25.000 It's not stop immigration.

01:06:27.000 It's not crack down, find the criminals, arrest them.

01:06:29.000 No, no, no.

01:06:30.000 It's put everybody on digital ID to keep us all safe.

01:06:33.000 And that's so once you see, if they do have AI, AI is in control of everything, everything you do, all your money, all your food, all your groceries.

01:06:42.000 They put carbon taxes on you so they can complete control you.

01:06:45.000 You have a carbon allotment. 0.92

01:06:47.000 So if you go over your carbon footprint, they'll fucking, you can't travel anymore. 0.90

01:06:52.000 So you're totally locked in. 0.95

01:06:54.000 They would want all that stuff in place.

01:06:56.000 And the only way to get that stuff in place is to create chaos.

01:06:59.000 So you want to like newly super restrictive laws.

01:07:02.000 Get people so they're terrified and they want safety.

01:07:07.000 Someone offers a solution and that solution involves them being able to track you everywhere you go and everybody has to have it.

01:07:14.000 Yes, this is the solution to make us all safe. 0.99

01:07:19.000 And the next thing you know, you're in a fucking Orwell book. 0.95

01:07:22.000 But on the other side, I do like the idea of having my driver's license on my phone. 0.99

01:07:27.000 You know what I mean?

01:07:28.000 Like, why not just get a chip? 1.00

01:07:30.000 Don't be a pussy. 1.00

01:07:31.000 Get the forearm chip. 1.00

01:07:33.000 You know that's coming.

01:07:34.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:07:34.000 Get that chip, son.

01:07:35.000 Brain chip.

01:07:36.000 No, no, no, get the brain one.

01:07:38.000 Wait, you know, it's like you don't go right into an iPhone.

01:07:41.000 You get a Blackberry first.

01:07:42.000 Do you think Elon has the brain chip and he's not telling anybody? 0.94

01:07:45.000 No, I think Elon's an alien.

01:07:47.000 Yeah, he's not real, right?

01:07:48.000 I don't think he's from here.

01:07:50.000 If there's a person that's not from here, that's the guy.

01:07:54.000 Trillion-dollar he's a different kind of human and he's having fun.

01:07:58.000 That's the thing, man.

01:07:59.000 Like, I'm friends with him.

01:08:01.000 Like, I've hung out with him on air, off-air.

01:08:05.000 He's having fun.

01:08:06.000 Like, he's having fun.

01:08:07.000 That's what I want.

01:08:09.000 He's like, works constantly and also always laughing, having a good time.

01:08:14.000 Like, I got to see the SpaceX launch, and then Jamie and I were there on the lawn while it was launching.

01:08:21.000 It was crazy.

01:08:22.000 It was two miles away.

01:08:23.000 I thought it was like a quarter of a mile or half a mile because it's so loud.

01:08:27.000 Two miles.

01:08:28.000 It's crazy.

01:08:28.000 Two miles away.

01:08:29.000 And then I got to sit in the command room and watch them.

01:08:33.000 They had all these monitors. 0.99

01:08:34.000 Like, I don't know how many different cameras were on this fucking rocket. 0.98

01:08:38.000 And we watched it touch down in Australia 35 minutes later. 0.99

01:08:41.000 That's so cool.

01:08:42.000 It was wild, dude.

01:08:43.000 But all the way, he's joking around about it blowing up.

01:08:48.000 Really?

01:08:49.000 Because what they're doing with these is they were running.

01:08:52.000 He was explaining to us on the show that they were running very specific tolerance tests.

01:08:58.000 So they would remove heat shields in critical areas to see whether or not the vehicle will survive. 1.00

01:09:05.000 So one of the things about the blow-ups, people are like, oh, he's a fucking idiot. 1.00

01:09:09.000 He keeps blowing up his rockets. 1.00

01:09:11.000 They're designed to possibly blow up because they want to find out what can it tolerate, right?

01:09:17.000 And so they removed these heat shields from very specific places, but it still made it.

01:09:21.000 And so it lost pressure somewhere over Australia.

01:09:25.000 And there was like only a 30% chance that it was going to touch down.

01:09:29.000 But it did.

01:09:30.000 Wow. 0.99

01:09:30.000 That's so fucking. 0.99

01:09:32.000 It's wild, man. 1.00

01:09:32.000 It's wild. 1.00

01:09:33.000 It's wild how much data they're collecting instantaneously.

01:09:36.000 And it was also practicing this thing that the way it shoots satellites into space.

01:09:42.000 It's like a Pez dispenser.

01:09:44.000 So it has like these things, these satellites are all on a rack.

01:09:48.000 And then this thing opens up that looks like, you know, like just a long flat opening like a Pez would come out of. 0.99

01:09:58.000 And then they shoot these satellites out of it.

01:10:03.000 And they were practicing that.

01:10:04.000 That's cool.

01:10:05.000 I'm like, this is nuts.

01:10:07.000 This is nuts.

01:10:09.000 It's really weird.

01:10:10.000 Like the door opens up and you're watching.

01:10:12.000 Like, this is crazy.

01:10:14.000 I don't think everybody understands how advanced this stuff is.

01:10:18.000 Like, I thought, Jamie, you felt the same way, right?

01:10:21.000 When we were going down to the factory, I thought they'd have a rocket that they built.

01:10:25.000 No, they're building like hundreds of rockets.

01:10:29.000 Like, it's already.

01:10:30.000 Assembly plant, that kind of style.

01:10:32.000 Yeah, it's huge. 0.99

01:10:33.000 It's fucking huge, man. 0.98

01:10:36.000 At one point in time, what did they say they were going to be able to do? 0.99

01:10:38.000 Three a week?

01:10:39.000 That's crazy.

01:10:40.000 Wasn't it something crazy like that?

01:10:42.000 I don't remember how many.

01:10:43.000 Well, they have to do a lot, but yeah, I don't remember how many.

01:10:46.000 That was the ultimate goal.

01:10:47.000 I feel like more than that.

01:10:48.000 More than that.

01:10:49.000 Maybe three a day.

01:10:49.000 I don't know.

01:10:50.000 Three a week.

01:10:51.000 Let's just say three a week.

01:10:52.000 Rockets that can go to space. 0.98

01:10:56.000 It's and the process is fucking bananas. 0.97

01:10:59.000 You can't take pictures. 0.95

01:11:00.000 I don't even know if we're allowed to get specific, but while you're walking around and you're looking at it, I wouldn't be able to explain it to anybody.

01:11:08.000 The Chinese are listening carefully.

01:11:10.000 What does Rogan say?

01:11:12.000 Pez dispenser.

01:11:14.000 Write that down.

01:11:17.000 But it's nuts. 1.00

01:11:20.000 They have garage doors that are as high as a fucking skyscraper. 0.99

01:11:25.000 And then they roll out a rocket. 0.99

01:11:27.000 You're like, yo, this is nuts.

01:11:32.000 It's really, like, truly nuts.

01:11:34.000 That's awesome.

01:11:36.000 And the outside of it is just like a cyber truck factory.

01:11:40.000 Like, what is going on here?

01:11:41.000 Whose car is whose?

01:11:42.000 How does anybody know?

01:11:45.000 That's the argument.

01:11:48.000 Like, if you ever want to have, like, if someone's going to totally completely track everything you do forever, it's going to be an electric car.

01:11:56.000 Oh, yeah.

01:11:57.000 Mm-hmm.

01:11:57.000 Right?

01:11:58.000 Because that's just, you're just driving a computer.

01:12:00.000 You didn't even have an engine anymore.

01:12:02.000 Yeah.

01:12:02.000 I mean, it's all, everything's electric.

01:12:04.000 Electric, computer-controlled vehicle that self-drives itself.

01:12:11.000 Have you tried one of the robo taxis yet?

01:12:11.000 Yeah.

01:12:14.000 No fucking way. 1.00

01:12:16.000 I would feel like such a scab. 1.00

01:12:19.000 I would be like a picket line crossing.

01:12:21.000 Yeah.

01:12:21.000 I do have a question for you.

01:12:23.000 Have you gotten a colonoscopy?

01:12:25.000 Now, do you go to a regular doctor?

01:12:25.000 Yeah, I got one.

01:12:27.000 Because I was thinking, like, does Joe go? 0.98

01:12:29.000 You should probably go to a butthole doctor. 1.00

01:12:30.000 No, I mean, like, do you, do you go to like a private guy? 0.99

01:12:34.000 Like, you don't go to like, where all the other guys are.

01:12:35.000 I'm telling you on air when I get my buttons.

01:12:39.000 Like, that's, like, weird.

01:12:41.000 I just had one.

01:12:42.000 And how's everything up there?

01:12:44.000 Good.

01:12:44.000 Everything's great.

01:12:45.000 That's amazing.

01:12:46.000 Yeah, it's so amazing, right?

01:12:47.000 It doesn't make any sense.

01:12:49.000 What do you think about when you abuse your body?

01:12:52.000 But I hate it.

01:12:53.000 They have to roll you like when you're getting it.

01:12:55.000 They roll you down this hallway and there's all these like people just sitting there looking at like, oh, it's his body.

01:13:00.000 Yeah, like, we're really doing it, Red Band. 0.99

01:13:02.000 Like, type shit. 0.97

01:13:03.000 And that was just, it's just weird. 0.99

01:13:07.000 It's not, it's very.

01:13:08.000 Do you get your blood work done?

01:13:09.000 Do you get yourself checked up every six weeks?

01:13:12.000 I do it.

01:13:13.000 Yeah, there's a unique blood screen that they can give you now that checks for all cancers in your body. 1.00

01:13:18.000 Oh, shit. 0.99

01:13:18.000 Really? 0.99

01:13:19.000 I need that.

01:13:19.000 We're just doing it.

01:13:21.000 Waste of all do it.

01:13:22.000 Yeah.

01:13:22.000 Oh, really?

01:13:23.000 Fuck. 1.00

01:13:24.000 I got nervous. 1.00

01:13:25.000 Yeah.

01:13:25.000 I got nervous like the first time I ever got an AIDS test.

01:13:27.000 I got an AIDS test in the first time.

01:13:30.000 I've been getting them a lot lately.

01:13:31.000 I've been getting them a lot lately.

01:13:34.000 Do it every six weeks.

01:13:36.000 It was in the 90s.

01:13:38.000 I was getting health insurance for the first time.

01:13:40.000 And it was like early 90s, like 92, something like that.

01:13:44.000 And I was like, oh, no. 0.99

01:13:46.000 I was just thinking of all the stupid things that I've ever done. 1.00

01:13:49.000 Right. 1.00

01:13:50.000 What if I have AIDS and I don't even know?

01:13:51.000 That's how everybody thinks that.

01:13:52.000 I don't like that.

01:13:53.000 And then the mosquitoes.

01:13:54.000 And then after a while, everyone was like, hey, no one's really getting AIDS.

01:13:59.000 What's going on?

01:14:00.000 I was scared of AIDS too.

01:14:01.000 Oh, everybody was, dude.

01:14:02.000 I remember the moment I found out that Michael, that Magic Johnson was HIV positive, I was in my car in Revere, Massachusetts, driving on the road. 1.00

01:14:11.000 You fucked him. 1.00

01:14:12.000 He was right next to Army, right next to me, with his dick out. 1.00

01:14:15.000 I was like, you didn't tell me. 0.99

01:14:23.000 That dude was the first one that everyone was scared.

01:14:26.000 Like, oh, no, he can get it.

01:14:28.000 If he can get it, he's a superstar.

01:14:30.000 If Magic Johnson can get it, I'm going to die. 1.00

01:14:32.000 I'm fucked. 1.00

01:14:33.000 Oh, my God. 1.00

01:14:33.000 And we really thought that it was going to be like a zombie contagion that swept through the world and everyone was going to die. 1.00

01:14:42.000 Because they were talking, like, Fauci was on TV talking about children getting it from family members, like that it was communicable, like in the air, like the flu.

01:14:51.000 It was so spooky, man. 0.96

01:14:53.000 That guy scared the fuck out of everybody when it came to AIDS. 0.87

01:14:56.000 Just like he did with COVID.

01:14:57.000 How weird.

01:14:58.000 How weird that he did it again.

01:15:00.000 Isn't it crazy to think that EZE died from AIDS?

01:15:03.000 How did EZE really die, though?

01:15:05.000 He must have taken AZT.

01:15:07.000 You know, the idea that Easy E died from AIDS itself, like it's mostly drug users.

01:15:14.000 That was who was dying in the early days of AIDS.

01:15:17.000 And this is what Peter Duisberg said.

01:15:19.000 So Peter Duisberg, he's like a persona non grata in the medical world.

01:15:25.000 And it's because he had a completely different opinion than everybody else when AIDS first came out.

01:15:30.000 He was like, one piece of data that are not taking into consideration is that all these people that have AIDS, acquired immune deficiency syndrome, not just HIV positive, but all the people that have AIDS, all of them are hardcore drug users.

01:15:44.000 It was like 90-something percent of people that had, air quotes, AIDS.

01:15:49.000 And they weren't, I don't know whether it's political correctness or what. 0.90

01:15:53.000 It was a lot of gay party guys. 0.99

01:15:55.000 And these guys were taking hardcore shit, like amyl nitrate, which apparently loosens up the old booty hole, makes it easy to, as the kids say today, bottom. 1.00

01:16:04.000 They didn't used to call it bottom back then. 1.00

01:16:06.000 They were calling it butt fucking. 0.99

01:16:08.000 Now it's bottoming. 0.99

01:16:10.000 You know, have you seen Holtox?

01:16:12.000 No, what's that?

01:16:13.000 Guys get Botox on their hole to make it looser.

01:16:16.000 Are you serious?

01:16:17.000 Yeah, to make bottoming easier. 0.87

01:16:19.000 They call it Holtox.

01:16:20.000 Oh, no.

01:16:21.000 Yeah, if you leave men to their own devices, they will come up with the worst things to do to themselves.

01:16:26.000 Yeah.

01:16:27.000 But so that was, so Duisberg, his contention, and it was like, I remember we had him on the podcast.

01:16:34.000 And it was the first time we got like violent pushback.

01:16:37.000 People like, you have blood on your hands.

01:16:39.000 I'm like, who's dying of AIDS right now?

01:16:42.000 Because this was like 2012 or something.

01:16:44.000 I'm like, who's dying of AIDS?

01:16:45.000 Is this a real thing?

01:16:47.000 Because I'm just bringing on this guy from the University of California, Berkeley, who's a tenured professor who did ground breaking research on cancer, like really respected, until he took this position on HIV that was outside of the Fauci narrative.

01:17:01.000 And he was like, I don't think that's what we're looking at here.

01:17:03.000 He goes, I think HIV is a symptom of someone having a very compromised immune system.

01:17:09.000 I don't think it's a cause. 0.97

01:17:10.000 And they were like, you monster. 0.97

01:17:14.000 You have blood on your hands. 0.97

01:17:15.000 Like, I remember there was an article written in one of those magazines, like Spin Magazine or something like that.

01:17:22.000 Spin.

01:17:23.000 Back in the day.

01:17:23.000 You know, when it was like cool.

01:17:25.000 Yeah.

01:17:26.000 They used to have cool music magazines.

01:17:28.000 Like, Spin was a cool music magazine.

01:17:30.000 There was another one.

01:17:31.000 What was the other one?

01:17:31.000 Maxim.

01:17:32.000 Maximum.

01:17:32.000 No.

01:17:33.000 No, Maxim was like a guy's magazine.

01:17:35.000 But like, remember Rolling Stone used to be cool?

01:17:37.000 Yeah.

01:17:38.000 It was like, before it was like a propaganda arm.

01:17:38.000 Used to be cool.

01:17:43.000 It was like you'd get interesting stories.

01:17:46.000 And this was in, I think it was Spin Magazine.

01:17:51.000 Spin.

01:17:52.000 There was another one that was like Spin.

01:17:53.000 That's what I'm trying to remember.

01:17:55.000 See if you can find Peter Duisberg article AIDS.

01:18:00.000 Easy died only a month after he was diagnosed.

01:18:03.000 Whoa.

01:18:04.000 He went full blown that fast.

01:18:06.000 He might have been diagnosed with full blow.

01:18:08.000 I think that's what I was doing.

01:18:08.000 Right.

01:18:09.000 And some rapper thinks there's a conspiracy that he was killed by the government.

01:18:09.000 Wow.

01:18:13.000 Well, that's fun. 1.00

01:18:14.000 I mean, Ice Cube had that whole album saying that he got fucked in the ass by Dr. J in a baseball bat, no Vaseline or whatever. 0.99

01:18:21.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:18:21.000 Well, who knows? 0.99

01:18:25.000 Don't you remember when Suge Knight was on, I think he was on Jimmy Kimmel's show talking about how you just inject somebody with AIDS?

01:18:32.000 You can inject them with AIDS.

01:18:32.000 Oh, yeah.

01:18:35.000 Like the mosquitoes.

01:18:38.000 What was my question?

01:18:38.000 Oh, Peter Duisberg Spin Magazine.

01:18:41.000 Yeah, so he wrote this article about it. 1.00

01:18:42.000 And then he, I believe he wrote a book about it, but he's fucked. 0.98

01:18:46.000 Like his career completely stalled out after that. 0.97

01:18:49.000 He couldn't get funding for things.

01:18:51.000 And, you know, widely dismissed by all, most all other scientists.

01:18:57.000 And back then, I used to think it doesn't make sense that this one guy has figured things out and that nobody else does.

01:19:03.000 But now I'm like, maybe it's the same as what happened during COVID.

01:19:07.000 But maybe back then there's no internet.

01:19:09.000 And maybe back then they could just get away with it.

01:19:11.000 Maybe back then they got used to getting away with it, which is why they tried it again in 2020.

01:19:16.000 That's why they did the exact same thing to all those legitimate professors, legitimate doctors. 0.90

01:19:23.000 They shamed them and banned them.

01:19:25.000 They didn't want anybody deviating.

01:19:26.000 And that's, I think, what they might have done to this guy.

01:19:29.000 That's crazy to think that the whole AIDS crisis might have really been about people destroying their immune system through hardcore drug use.

01:19:40.000 That was his contention.

01:19:41.000 And people were saying it's very homophobic.

01:19:43.000 It's like, okay, let's not let's say a bunch of nice things about gay people. 0.99

01:19:49.000 We love them.

01:19:50.000 We appreciate, you know, I have no problem with gay people.

01:19:52.000 Let's say it.

01:19:53.000 Like, if you're talking about this, if you were a doctor back then, gay people are amazing. 0.99

01:19:57.000 However, all these gay people are doing drugs. 1.00

01:19:59.000 All these gay people that are getting AIDS, like something like 90% of them were hardcore drug users. 1.00

01:20:04.000 This was his contention. 0.91

01:20:07.000 And you would say, well, that's what opens them to the type of behavior that you get AIDS with.

01:20:12.000 Like, okay.

01:20:13.000 Right.

01:20:14.000 But Sam Kinnison had a bit about that.

01:20:17.000 Do you remember his bit?

01:20:19.000 He was like, they say, Sam, AIDS is a communicable disease.

01:20:23.000 Straight people get it too.

01:20:24.000 He goes, name one. 1.00

01:20:25.000 Name one fucking guy. 1.00

01:20:27.000 Name one. 1.00

01:20:28.000 It's not our fucking dance. 0.98

01:20:32.000 He didn't write the article, but he's definitely in the article. 0.99

01:20:35.000 Right.

01:20:35.000 There was an article about him.

01:20:36.000 Yeah.

01:20:37.000 No, he didn't write the article.

01:20:38.000 No, no, I'm just for clarification because I didn't.

01:20:38.000 Did I say he wrote it?

01:20:41.000 No, it was an article about Bob Guccione, Spin Magazine.

01:20:45.000 Isn't he the guy that owns Penthouse?

01:20:47.000 I think so, right?

01:20:49.000 Bob Buguccioni Jr., founder of Spin.

01:20:49.000 No.

01:20:53.000 Oh, maybe I am.

01:20:54.000 Maybe.

01:20:57.000 Okay, listen to this.

01:20:59.000 So this is what he wrote, what Bob Guccioni Jr. wrote.

01:21:05.000 Scroll up a little higher.

01:21:08.000 At the end of 1989, two years after we started the highly controversial AIDS column in Spin, we published an article by Cecilia Farber called The Sins of Omission about the truly bad and corrupt science surrounding promoting AZT as a treatment for the syndrome of diseases.

01:21:29.000 Celia was the editor and frequent writer of the column and unearthed hard evidence of the cold-bloodedness of the AIDS establishment pushing a drug that was worse than the disease and killed faster than the natural progression of AIDS left untreated.

01:21:45.000 AZT had been an abandoned cancer drug discarded because of its fatal toxicity, resurrected in the cynical belief that AIDS patients were going to die anyway.

01:21:55.000 So trying it out was sort of like playing with the house's money.

01:21:59.000 Because the drug didn't require the usual massive expensive research and trial processes, having gone through that years earlier, it was insanely profitable for its maker, Burroughs Wellcome.

01:22:12.000 It was a tragically perfect storm of windfall profits, something to pacify AIDS activists and the media, and a convenient boom to the patient holders for HIV testing.

01:22:23.000 Oh, patents, excuse me, patent owners, patent holders for HIV testing.

01:22:28.000 Celia, who should get the Congressional Medal of Honor for her brave and relentless reporting here and throughout the 10 years we ran the column, exposed the worthlessness of the drug, the shady studies and deals to suppress the negative findings and its awful and final consequences.

01:22:47.000 This piece very literally changed the media's view of AIDS and sharpened their discerning and skeptical eye.

01:22:54.000 And soon after, AZT was once again shelved, hopefully this time forever.

01:22:58.000 Many times over the years since people have come up to me and said that reading this article saved their lives, that they either stopped taking the drug and their health improved vastly or they never took it because of what we reported.

01:23:12.000 Nothing ever made me prouder.

01:23:13.000 Bob Guccioni Jr., founder of SPIN, October 3rd, 2015.

01:23:19.000 So this is all, this article is all about Peter Duisburg's perspective on this.

01:23:27.000 And it's very complicated, and it's certainly not for me, a guy like me, to figure out if he's telling the truth or if he's correct.

01:23:35.000 But what they said about AZT and chemotherapy and pushing AZT through and how they made a bunch of money, that's all true.

01:23:42.000 They were not only that, but they were giving AZT to people that showed no symptoms, like Arthur Ashe.

01:23:47.000 Arthur Ash tested positive.

01:23:49.000 They gave him AZT.

01:23:52.000 There's a bunch of people died from taking AZT that probably didn't have to die. 1.00

01:23:58.000 That's scary shit, man. 0.99

01:23:59.000 If it's the same guy that pushed the vaccine during the AIDS crisis, during the COVID crisis, it's kind of fucked that he got to do it twice. 1.00

01:24:07.000 Serial killer. 0.93

01:24:08.000 And if he didn't do it twice, nobody probably would be aware that it was the same guy because even if you know about AZT, nobody was going Anthony Fauci.

01:24:15.000 Nobody was saying that guy's name.

01:24:17.000 You know, you weren't saying when you would talk about the AIDS crisis.

01:24:21.000 They even made a movie about it, right?

01:24:23.000 Dallas Buyers Club. 1.00

01:24:24.000 That's the fucking movie. 1.00

01:24:25.000 That's what it's about. 1.00

01:24:27.000 The bad guy in Dallas Buyers Club is Anthony Fauci.

01:24:30.000 Really?

01:24:31.000 I need to rewatch that.

01:24:31.000 Yes.

01:24:32.000 That's the guy keeping them from getting other medications and pushing AZT.

01:24:37.000 They did the same thing.

01:24:39.000 We played a video the other day where Fauci's talking about AZT.

01:24:42.000 The reason why they use it is because it's both safe and effective.

01:24:45.000 He used the exact same terminology. 0.98

01:24:48.000 Fucking wild. 0.99

01:24:50.000 It's wild. 0.99

01:24:51.000 And then when Biden's leaving office, he gives him a pardon.

01:24:55.000 Big old juicy pardon. 0.91

01:24:57.000 That's ridiculous. 0.97

01:24:58.000 It's kind of funny. 0.99

01:24:59.000 It is kind of funny, right? 0.99

01:25:01.000 It's like, God, when it's so in your face, the corruption's so like up your ass and in your face. 1.00

01:25:06.000 Like, bro. 0.99

01:25:12.000 What are you going to do?

01:25:13.000 I don't know.

01:25:14.000 Move to New York, become a socialist.

01:25:16.000 Try that out.

01:25:17.000 Jesus.

01:25:19.000 No, thanks.

01:25:20.000 That's going to be interesting to see what happens in New York.

01:25:22.000 Yeah, most likely he's not going to be able to do most of the stuff he said he was going to do because he'll find out you can't.

01:25:28.000 Oh, I heard all these CEOs are moving out of there in the stock market I heard is moving.

01:25:32.000 I don't know if that's real.

01:25:32.000 Is that real?

01:25:33.000 Stock market's moving to Texas, I heard.

01:25:35.000 What?

01:25:35.000 Yeah, because they're on the stock market here.

01:25:38.000 It's similar, but I don't think it's the same.

01:25:40.000 But you got to have a Ten Commandments on the wall and you check your gun at the door.

01:25:45.000 I just got my first gun. 0.99

01:25:46.000 I can't wait to shoot it. 1.00

01:25:47.000 Congratulations. 0.99

01:25:49.000 So easy.

01:25:50.000 Shadow Systems War Poet.

01:25:52.000 Whoa, War Poet.

01:25:53.000 That sounds like something Aubrey Markets, right?

01:25:56.000 The whole time I'm like, wait, is this Aubrey's gun?

01:26:01.000 Yes, Shadow System, though.

01:26:02.000 It's like a Glock 19-ish.

01:26:05.000 Okay.

01:26:06.000 Nine millimeter.

01:26:06.000 Nine millimeter?

01:26:07.000 Have you gone to the range yet?

01:26:09.000 I need to go.

01:26:09.000 Not yet.

01:26:10.000 I want to get a scope for it, though, too.

01:26:11.000 Like one of those laser scopes.

01:26:13.000 Red dots.

01:26:13.000 Yeah.

01:26:14.000 Red dot.

01:26:14.000 Yeah.

01:26:15.000 Scope.

01:26:16.000 Of course, I need to get a silencer and all the fun stuff.

01:26:19.000 Oh, God.

01:26:22.000 But it's so crazy how easy it is.

01:26:24.000 You know, I didn't know it was literally walk in, go, I want a gun.

01:26:28.000 And they do a little background check and go, here's your gun.

01:26:30.000 Like, you don't have to register it.

01:26:32.000 They just make sure you're not a criminal.

01:26:33.000 Right.

01:26:34.000 It's great.

01:26:35.000 It's better.

01:26:35.000 Yeah.

01:26:36.000 And you don't even need to do that.

01:26:38.000 You could literally give somebody a gun in this state and go, here, that's your gun now.

01:26:41.000 Like, gift a gun.

01:26:42.000 The craziest thing about this country is the place with the most gun violence are the cities that have the tightest gun control.

01:26:48.000 Right.

01:26:49.000 Like, boy, you talk about counterintuitive.

01:26:49.000 Yeah.

01:26:52.000 I wonder if that's our same problem with drugs.

01:26:52.000 Yeah.

01:26:55.000 I really do.

01:26:56.000 I mean, I don't necessarily think it's going to be good to have all drugs legal and sold everywhere.

01:27:03.000 I just don't think it's necessarily good for us.

01:27:06.000 But also, it's not good to not do it.

01:27:09.000 It's not good to make it illegal because then people are just going to get it somewhere else.

01:27:13.000 Right.

01:27:13.000 Bad versions of it.

01:27:14.000 This is my argument against gambling, too.

01:27:18.000 Like, especially online gambling.

01:27:21.000 You know, if online gambling becomes somehow or another illegal, like if they stop with these apps, like let's say some people decide: look, there's so many people that are losing their money and going crazy and getting addicted to sports books that we're going to have to ban all these apps that allow you to bet on sports.

01:27:39.000 And then there's a scandal that happened with the NBA, and there's another scandal with the UFC.

01:27:45.000 So it's clear that organized crime is getting involved, and people are trying to make money with rigging bets and shit like that.

01:27:51.000 So we're going to make it illegal.

01:27:53.000 You think people are going to stop betting?

01:27:55.000 It's just going to be like they're in the prohibition.

01:27:58.000 They're in the prohibition.

01:27:59.000 What did they do? 1.00

01:28:00.000 They went out and they fucking bought illegal booze. 1.00

01:28:03.000 They're going to go out and they're going to support illegal gambling. 1.00

01:28:06.000 They're going to go to people's houses where they're going to have poker games and they're going to get robbed.

01:28:10.000 You know, it's going to, you're just going to open people up to crime.

01:28:13.000 You're going to open people up to the kind of people that are willing to risk their freedom in order to have an illegal game so they can make money.

01:28:20.000 Those are wild people, man.

01:28:22.000 That's the same people bringing in fentanyl.

01:28:24.000 That's why they have to blow these boats up. 0.98

01:28:26.000 The reason why they have to blow these boats up is because fentanyl's coming in.

01:28:29.000 The reason why fentanyl's coming in is because we don't have legal drugs.

01:28:33.000 We have to get it illegally. 0.95

01:28:34.000 And we got a shit ton of junkies. 0.96

01:28:38.000 The drugs are illegal, but they're somehow or another getting here to the point where they've ruined Portland. 0.98

01:28:42.000 The whole city is filled with junkies.

01:28:45.000 You got people, like homeless people everywhere, complete chaos.

01:28:49.000 It's all drugs.

01:28:50.000 I think that fentanyl bin looks sexy on a girl, though. 1.00

01:28:53.000 It's crazy for spine control.

01:28:55.000 Yeah, like that.

01:28:56.000 Some people are doing like amazing yoga.

01:28:59.000 Like, I've done yoga.

01:29:00.000 It's hard to stay still.

01:29:00.000 It's hard.

01:29:03.000 These fucking dudes are like on the street, like literally looking at their asshole. 1.00

01:29:09.000 It's crazy. 1.00

01:29:09.000 Looking back at their asshole, one leg forward, like face sniffing their own butt. 1.00

01:29:15.000 And somehow or another, they just hold that position with their hand out here like this. 1.00

01:29:20.000 It must feel so good.

01:29:22.000 But legal gambling is what's killing Vegas, right?

01:29:25.000 Like the whole Vegas is in a lot of trouble.

01:29:27.000 Vegas is in a little bit of trouble.

01:29:29.000 I think the problem with Vegas is things got super expensive.

01:29:32.000 They started charging people for parking.

01:29:35.000 They stopped giving as many free drinks at the tables.

01:29:39.000 But that might have been in response to losing money, too.

01:29:43.000 But that's what a lot of people complain about.

01:29:43.000 I don't know.

01:29:46.000 And that's sad.

01:29:46.000 Yeah.

01:29:49.000 Vegas is a tricky place because if you could do what you could do everywhere and not have to go to Vegas for it, what does it have for you?

01:29:57.000 Right.

01:29:58.000 All it has is like big event centers and the fact that you go there for a vacation.

01:30:03.000 So that's why they're trying to get people to do like they do residencies, you know, like Celine Deanna, the residency there.

01:30:10.000 And I think, what's his face?

01:30:13.000 Garth Brooks had a residency there.

01:30:15.000 And a sphere.

01:30:16.000 I guess you have to make stuff like that.

01:30:18.000 The sphere.

01:30:19.000 Like you can only go.

01:30:19.000 Yeah.

01:30:21.000 They're building some extra spheres, right?

01:30:24.000 Yeah.

01:30:24.000 The original goal was to have three of them, and I think now they've reeled back on that.

01:30:29.000 There's a smaller one I saw getting made somewhere.

01:30:31.000 There's mini-spheres are blowing up now everywhere.

01:30:34.000 They just opened up one in Dallas.

01:30:35.000 And I want to invest in that company.

01:30:38.000 That's a separate thing.

01:30:39.000 That's a separate thing.

01:30:40.000 But there's one place that allows you to be in front of a screen that is so big it feels like you're on the field, right?

01:30:48.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:30:48.000 I've seen that.

01:30:49.000 That's the one we're talking about.

01:30:50.000 It's weirdly called Cosm, and I don't think it's related to the other place.

01:30:53.000 It's not.

01:30:54.000 It's not.

01:30:55.000 Chapel of Sacred Mirrors.

01:30:56.000 That's his.

01:30:57.000 Alex Gray.

01:30:57.000 What?

01:30:58.000 Leave him alone.

01:30:59.000 He owns Cosm.

01:31:00.000 You can't call it Cosm.

01:31:01.000 Oh.

01:31:02.000 You know?

01:31:03.000 That's Chapel of Sacred Mirrors.

01:31:05.000 They made that Sweet Matrix version of the movie.

01:31:07.000 That's the language here.

01:31:08.000 What do you mean?

01:31:09.000 I'll show you.

01:31:10.000 It's insane.

01:31:11.000 You haven't seen this?

01:31:11.000 No.

01:31:12.000 Cosm did this?

01:31:13.000 Yeah, if you could still go.

01:31:14.000 I think they have it in Dallas.

01:31:15.000 I want to go show that.

01:31:16.000 It's called Matrix and Shared Reality.

01:31:18.000 What?

01:31:19.000 Let me find the video of the Matrix.

01:31:21.000 Wait a minute.

01:31:22.000 Yeah, this is a company investing, I think.

01:31:25.000 Well, it's the greatest way to see a fight.

01:31:27.000 Yeah.

01:31:28.000 It's probably better than going live.

01:31:29.000 It is, probably.

01:31:30.000 It's the same screen.

01:31:31.000 You're watching it there.

01:31:31.000 I'll probably back it up there.

01:31:33.000 But, like, that's the movie in the middle, and then they've added all the extra shit around it to like add nonsense shit to look at. 0.98

01:31:42.000 They did the similar thing with the Wizard of Oz. 0.97

01:31:43.000 Like, I saw people complaining the Wizard of Oz at the sphere is full of AI because they expanded the screen.

01:31:49.000 But they did it, right? 1.00

01:31:50.000 Yeah, and I've seen shit, though. 0.99

01:31:51.000 It looks kind of neat. 0.98

01:31:52.000 It looks badass.

01:31:53.000 Like, they got to tornado flying tornado.

01:31:55.000 Why are people upset? 0.88

01:31:57.000 Because people are nonsense.

01:31:58.000 They want the old one.

01:31:59.000 You can still get the old one.

01:32:01.000 She's not the sphere.

01:32:03.000 You're at the sphere. 1.00

01:32:04.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

01:32:05.000 Enjoy it. 1.00

01:32:06.000 Oh, I want it to be like the old one.

01:32:08.000 I want it to be grainy and make me feel about like apple pie.

01:32:13.000 Remind me of the olden days.

01:32:15.000 Yeah.

01:32:16.000 When that was a good movie.

01:32:17.000 Bro, you know how many people died from The Wizard of Oz?

01:32:20.000 Like, how many people got sick?

01:32:22.000 Like, that dude that had the Tin Man? 0.98

01:32:24.000 That guy got fucked up from that stuff. 0.99

01:32:27.000 Makeup, yeah. 1.00

01:32:28.000 A lot of shit happened. 1.00

01:32:29.000 Isn't that crazy? 1.00

01:32:30.000 Yeah.

01:32:30.000 The makeup got him.

01:32:33.000 There was a, I think, over 10 things that happened like that on the Wizard of Oz. 1.00

01:32:39.000 There's a lot of shit that happened. 0.99

01:32:41.000 I don't know if that hanging guy was real. 0.99

01:32:43.000 Remember that guy?

01:32:44.000 Did someone hang himself?

01:32:45.000 Hung himself.

01:32:46.000 Was that real?

01:32:47.000 I don't think that was real, right?

01:32:48.000 It's definitely one of the longest-lasting urban myths about it, though.

01:32:48.000 No.

01:32:52.000 Yeah.

01:32:53.000 But what happened to the Tin Man?

01:32:55.000 It was the makeup that you had.

01:32:56.000 Right, but what happened to him?

01:32:57.000 I'm looking it up.

01:32:58.000 I think it was bad.

01:33:00.000 You got to imagine, like, how toxic is that stuff?

01:33:04.000 Especially back then.

01:33:05.000 This was like back when they had the Radium Girls. 0.99

01:33:08.000 Do you know about that?

01:33:09.000 The witch, the witch had something happened to her, too.

01:33:12.000 Buddy Epson originally cast in roles, the woodman, aka the tin man, was essentially poisoned by the makeup, which was made of pure aluminum dust.

01:33:19.000 Oh my God.

01:33:20.000 Nine days after filming started, he was hospitalized, sitting under an oxygen tent.

01:33:25.000 When he was not getting better fast enough, the filmmakers hired Jack Haley to be the tin man instead.

01:33:31.000 This time, instead of applying aluminum powder, the makeup artists mixed it into a paste and painted it on him.

01:33:36.000 He did develop an infection in his right eye that needed medical attention, but it ended up getting treatable.

01:33:41.000 So that guy, they just left him.

01:33:43.000 He lost the role. 0.99

01:33:44.000 Wow, that's sucks. 0.99

01:33:44.000 He lost the role. 0.99

01:33:45.000 So whatever happened to him afterwards.

01:33:47.000 Let's find out what happened to Buddy Ebson after the.

01:33:50.000 I wonder if he survived.

01:33:50.000 Let's see.

01:33:54.000 No, that can't be him.

01:33:56.000 Wait, that's the original guy.

01:33:57.000 Wait, that's him.

01:33:59.000 I mean, they replaced him.

01:34:00.000 Right, but it can't be Buddy Ebson from the Beverly Hillbillies.

01:34:04.000 It can't be the same guy.

01:34:05.000 I mean, how many.

01:34:06.000 That's what I'm saying.

01:34:07.000 How many Buddy Ebsons are there?

01:34:09.000 What did that just say?

01:34:10.000 Oh, yeah, it's him.

01:34:11.000 That's him.

01:34:12.000 So he got lucky.

01:34:13.000 Maybe.

01:34:15.000 Maybe it never would have been Jed Clampett because they couldn't have been the Tin Man.

01:34:18.000 That's nuts.

01:34:20.000 Man, his face looks like a 10-man now that you look at it.

01:34:22.000 Is that definitely the same guy?

01:34:24.000 Does it say that?

01:34:25.000 Right here.

01:34:26.000 Best known for rules as Jed Clampett and Barnaby.

01:34:28.000 Right.

01:34:29.000 Right.

01:34:30.000 But does it say that he was in.

01:34:33.000 Yeah, there's a little 10-man second picture over.

01:34:35.000 I know, but that might be the other one.

01:34:38.000 Is that the same guy?

01:34:40.000 We'll look in his Wikipedia.

01:34:41.000 Because I think there's two different famous Buddy Ebsons.

01:34:43.000 What are the odds?

01:34:43.000 I know.

01:34:44.000 Well, the other guy, maybe he's dead.

01:34:45.000 Maybe he didn't get famous.

01:34:46.000 This guy jacked his name.

01:34:48.000 Yeah, it's signed by MGM.

01:34:50.000 Wizard of Oz.

01:34:50.000 There it is.

01:34:52.000 Wow.

01:34:54.000 That's him.

01:34:55.000 He was the original Wizard of Oz.

01:34:57.000 Sexy.

01:34:58.000 Wow.

01:34:58.000 Sexy Tin Man.

01:34:59.000 Poisoned his ass. 1.00

01:35:01.000 That's nuts. 1.00

01:35:05.000 Oh, she was wearing green, right?

01:35:06.000 Burns from the makeup.

01:35:07.000 Oh, she got burned.

01:35:08.000 How false Copper makeup so that it wouldn't seep through her wounds and become toxic. 1.00

01:35:14.000 Unlike Epson, she didn't get fired because they could live without her on the set for several more weeks.

01:35:20.000 Oh my god.

01:35:21.000 Then it says false.

01:35:22.000 The actor didn't hang himself.

01:35:25.000 I'm one of them playing the munchkins.

01:35:28.000 Whoo! 0.78

01:35:30.000 True.

01:35:30.000 Someone stepped on Toto.

01:35:32.000 Oh, no.

01:35:34.000 Let's skip that part.

01:35:36.000 Yeah, those movies are weird to watch now because you realize that wasn't that long ago in terms of human history.

01:35:41.000 And people were just weird back then.

01:35:46.000 Nuts.

01:35:47.000 So what does the sphere version of The Wizard of Oz look like?

01:35:49.000 So they, as an example, it's normal in the middle.

01:35:54.000 Right.

01:35:54.000 But then they built everything around it.

01:35:55.000 So like when there's a tornado, the original movie just had like a little spinny tornado.

01:35:59.000 Now they make this humongous tornado, like where you could see like the clouds in the sky and this monster trunk of a tornado.

01:36:07.000 It's so awesome.

01:36:09.000 Who would complain about that?

01:36:10.000 Yeah, people just hear AI don't change my movies. 0.96

01:36:13.000 And they're like, oh, I went to see, I just wanted to see a big version of the same old shitty movie. 0.86

01:36:18.000 Right. 0.83

01:36:18.000 And while that tornado is going on, they have like things flying through the air for real. 0.83

01:36:22.000 Like drones?

01:36:23.000 No, no, like things that are supposed to look like dust and stuff.

01:36:26.000 Look at that.

01:36:27.000 That's amazing.

01:36:27.000 Oh, my God.

01:36:28.000 Giant fans in there and they have to throw debris in the air and shit. 0.99

01:36:31.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:36:32.000 Wow.

01:36:33.000 Oh, my God.

01:36:34.000 That's incredible.

01:36:36.000 Why would anybody complain about that?

01:36:38.000 You know, when they did the UFC there, I think it was at least 20 million.

01:36:46.000 Oh, they spread it out, do that again?

01:36:48.000 They had the ad stuff that actors would have been doing.

01:36:51.000 You never know what they would have.

01:36:52.000 That's what I saw people were mad about.

01:36:53.000 Whether they were. 0.52

01:36:54.000 Oh, yeah, that guy looks fake.

01:36:55.000 It's just the.

01:36:55.000 Well, no, no, this is not the final version.

01:36:59.000 Oh, that's when they're working on it?

01:37:01.000 Yeah, that's when they were working on it still.

01:37:03.000 So they had to have them walk in and see.

01:37:03.000 Yeah.

01:37:05.000 Look at that.

01:37:05.000 Wow.

01:37:08.000 I mean, it looks badass.

01:37:09.000 I want to go really bad.

01:37:10.000 I'm going to go there next month to go see something.

01:37:16.000 So not the whole movie, I think.

01:37:18.000 It's not?

01:37:18.000 No.

01:37:20.000 I thought it was.

01:37:21.000 I don't think they did the entire thing.

01:37:23.000 Like, let's say if the movie's two hours, I think it's an hour and a half or something like that.

01:37:26.000 Oh, well, that's not.

01:37:27.000 They want to cut out some songs or something.

01:37:29.000 You're not supposed to do that because then it's not going to sync up.

01:37:32.000 Yeah.

01:37:32.000 Right.

01:37:33.000 I wish they would do that, though.

01:37:34.000 Like, if you go there, you get headphones and you listen to the Pink Floyd.

01:37:38.000 That'd be badass.

01:37:40.000 Well, you would bring your phone.

01:37:41.000 Oh.

01:37:42.000 And you would sync it up.

01:37:43.000 Right.

01:37:44.000 So that would piss me off if they fucked it up and made it an hour and a half instead of two hours. 0.93

01:37:49.000 And I just dropped acid when I was ready. 0.91

01:37:52.000 Dude.

01:37:53.000 I'm going to go see Zach Brown band there next month.

01:37:55.000 So what is he doing in there?

01:37:57.000 He's got a residency there.

01:37:58.000 He's doing the sphere.

01:37:59.000 What is he doing with like the crazy sky?

01:38:02.000 He said he was working on, they've been working on a lot of cool stuff, but I didn't ask him.

01:38:07.000 Oh, he probably can't tell you anyway.

01:38:08.000 Right.

01:38:09.000 Right.

01:38:09.000 Until the thing.

01:38:10.000 So who's been there?

01:38:11.000 They had Grateful Dad.

01:38:14.000 Fish.

01:38:15.000 Right.

01:38:15.000 Fish.

01:38:17.000 Was it Fish?

01:38:18.000 Yeah, Fish was there.

01:38:19.000 You started it.

01:38:20.000 You two started it.

01:38:21.000 Right.

01:38:21.000 You two Did the first one and the Backstreet Boys or something weird like that were there?

01:38:25.000 In Sync?

01:38:26.000 Yeah, Backstreet Boys.

01:38:27.000 When I was there the weekend it started and I was walking around wondering why everyone was dressed in white.

01:38:33.000 I don't know how you do this and how you tell people to do this.

01:38:36.000 Everyone showed up in white for the Backstreet Boys.

01:38:38.000 Every show.

01:38:39.000 20,000 people.

01:38:40.000 Wow.

01:38:41.000 For the Backstreet Boys?

01:38:42.000 Yeah, mostly girls, guys, too.

01:38:44.000 Wait, I don't know how you're doing it.

01:38:45.000 What is that all about?

01:38:46.000 I don't know.

01:38:46.000 It was very strange.

01:38:48.000 Walking around Vegas and everyone dressed in white jeans, white shirts.

01:38:50.000 Ew.

01:38:51.000 What? 1.00

01:38:52.000 What is fucking happening? 0.99

01:38:53.000 Oh, the Backstreet Boys are here. 1.00

01:38:55.000 And you leave at 11:30 and they're all walking around drunk and still all in white.

01:38:58.000 Bro, the Backstreet Boys were huge when I was 21.

01:39:00.000 If you had told me when I was 38, they would be playing in the most sophisticated dome, most sophisticated auditorium, whatever you want to call it, stadium that anyone's ever performed in.

01:39:09.000 I'd be like, what?

01:39:10.000 And selling it out.

01:39:11.000 I've got the list of acts now.

01:39:13.000 Yeah, Zach Brown starts in a couple weeks.

01:39:15.000 No Doubts coming in May.

01:39:15.000 Yeah.

01:39:17.000 No doubt?

01:39:18.000 Yep.

01:39:19.000 Randy Chesney's also been there.

01:39:21.000 Do you know how much money it must cost to run?

01:39:24.000 Because the UFC budget was way over because of it because they had these big, crazy animated things that were going on in the background. 0.99

01:39:30.000 It was fucking cool as shit, man. 0.99

01:39:32.000 Just walking into the building the first time, I was like, this is nuts. 0.99

01:39:35.000 That's awesome.

01:39:36.000 Yeah, it was really truly impressive.

01:39:38.000 And I guess the outside is insane, too.

01:39:41.000 Yeah.

01:39:41.000 You know?

01:39:42.000 It's cool the visuals they have on that.

01:39:45.000 Like the advertisement, too.

01:39:46.000 Like, you know, they would just have like Samsung phones on this big.

01:39:49.000 Yeah.

01:39:51.000 After a while, it's just going to be drones in the sky.

01:39:53.000 Just pixel-sized drones.

01:39:55.000 Just trillions of them playing a movie out.

01:39:58.000 I mean, that sounds crazy, but so does a screen.

01:40:01.000 So does it, you know, a giant.

01:40:03.000 I was watching some guy reviewing the biggest TV you can buy now.

01:40:07.000 It's like 118 inches.

01:40:09.000 130, I think.

01:40:10.000 Is it really?

01:40:11.000 Yeah, I think I know what you're talking about.

01:40:12.000 Yeah.

01:40:13.000 Maybe it's, you know, the thing about these things is like, maybe the video I watched was seven months old.

01:40:18.000 Right.

01:40:18.000 And now there's a one that's Linus Tech Tips.

01:40:18.000 Right.

01:40:22.000 No, someone else.

01:40:23.000 Some guy.

01:40:24.000 And he was like, you can sit it on a cabinet, but it weighs 240 pounds.

01:40:30.000 So like you have to have like a super sturdy cabinet.

01:40:33.000 But most people should just hang them on the wall, but you do not try to hang it on the wall by yourself.

01:40:37.000 It's like it's just way too heavy.

01:40:39.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:40:40.000 It's 10 days old.

01:40:40.000 What is it?

01:40:41.000 It's 116 inch TV.

01:40:43.000 Oh, so that's the biggest?

01:40:44.000 I don't know.

01:40:45.000 I just typed in Biggest TV.

01:40:46.000 It's the largest TV in the world.

01:40:47.000 Maybe it's a mid-LED.

01:40:49.000 I think there's something a little bigger.

01:40:51.000 Maybe it's not.

01:40:52.000 Maybe it is 116 inches.

01:40:54.000 Unboxing the biggest TV yet.

01:40:57.000 Unbox therapy.

01:40:58.000 The thing I like that's cool that nobody can get is like what Justin Bieber and Kanye have in their warehouses, which is like a giant Jumbotron screen.

01:41:05.000 And they're watching TV and watching movies.

01:41:08.000 A giant jumbotron.

01:41:10.000 Yeah, I don't like it.

01:41:11.000 So they made a movie theater.

01:41:13.000 It's like they're practicing for their arena shows and they're just.

01:41:16.000 What?

01:41:17.000 Yeah, I hear me.

01:41:18.000 Really?

01:41:19.000 Let me show you, dude.

01:41:20.000 No.

01:41:21.000 So a Jumbotron like you would have at Madison Square Garden.

01:41:25.000 And they have one in their house.

01:41:26.000 It's like his way to the show.

01:41:27.000 Justin Bieber.

01:41:29.000 He started.

01:41:30.000 He's been following Bieber.

01:41:31.000 Wait a minute.

01:41:31.000 Justin Bieber's doing a Twitch.

01:41:32.000 He started doing Twitch recently.

01:41:34.000 Yeah.

01:41:35.000 What?

01:41:35.000 Yeah, he's just live streaming his, like, he's making videos and practicing.

01:41:39.000 He's got a basketball hoop and golf shop.

01:41:41.000 How many people are watching while he's doing this?

01:41:42.000 I don't know.

01:41:43.000 He also doesn't really communicate with the fans or anything.

01:41:45.000 They just kind of have it on.

01:41:46.000 That thing back here is a giant screen.

01:41:48.000 I don't wish you could see it on.

01:41:49.000 That's so weird.

01:41:51.000 But like, how many people are watching this while it's streaming?

01:41:54.000 Well, this video has 250,000 views from 13 days ago.

01:41:57.000 Right, but this is a YouTube video.

01:41:59.000 This is an actual stream.

01:42:00.000 This is a reposting of it.

01:42:02.000 Right.

01:42:02.000 Is it on his channel?

01:42:03.000 No.

01:42:04.000 Hebug is his channel. 0.96

01:42:06.000 No, this isn't his channel.

01:42:07.000 I don't watch won't show the video on it.

01:42:09.000 So the 242,000 are on someone else's channel.

01:42:12.000 So they've taken his stream and reposted it.

01:42:15.000 Yeah, I guess.

01:42:16.000 He's just making his video or making songs.

01:42:19.000 But it's not showing the screen I wanted to show you.

01:42:21.000 How do you know about this?

01:42:22.000 Are you a believer?

01:42:24.000 I mean, he's got good songs.

01:42:28.000 He's got good songs.

01:42:29.000 He's a golfer.

01:42:30.000 Oh, he's a golfer.

01:42:31.000 Oh, he's a golfer.

01:42:31.000 It's that cult, the cult of the volume.

01:42:34.000 Cult of the little white ball.

01:42:34.000 Got the bug.

01:42:35.000 LeBron got the bug.

01:42:36.000 Kevin Hart got the bug.

01:42:37.000 I saw Kevin Hart got the bug. 1.00

01:42:39.000 You motherfuckers. 1.00

01:42:40.000 Everyone's got that goddamn golfing bug. 1.00

01:42:43.000 Kevin Hart? 1.00

01:42:44.000 Yeah.

01:42:44.000 I bet Red Band never gets that bug.

01:42:46.000 No, I mean, fuck that shit. 1.00

01:42:47.000 It's never going to happen. 1.00

01:42:49.000 They'll never get you with that.

01:42:50.000 I don't want that.

01:42:51.000 Don't know if you get you.

01:42:51.000 No.

01:42:52.000 That sounds horrible.

01:42:53.000 They'll never get you with some outdoor activity. 1.00

01:42:55.000 Fuck off. 1.00

01:42:56.000 Fuck off. 1.00

01:42:57.000 It wouldn't be that. 1.00

01:42:59.000 Archery?

01:43:00.000 You want to do archery?

01:43:01.000 I used to do archery in middle school.

01:43:04.000 Well, when we open up Kanye watching this basketball game on a screen.

01:43:09.000 Can I get a perspective?

01:43:11.000 What?

01:43:12.000 No way.

01:43:13.000 No way.

01:43:14.000 For real?

01:43:15.000 That's how he watches TV.

01:43:17.000 It's a 100-foot screen.

01:43:18.000 That'd be cool.

01:43:19.000 That's what I'm saying.

01:43:20.000 That's about it.

01:43:21.000 Is that all before the anti-Jew stuff when they killed his bank account?

01:43:25.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:43:27.000 Is that like the panel things like where they put those panels in?

01:43:29.000 Yeah.

01:43:30.000 Bro, go back to that.

01:43:31.000 That's insane.

01:43:32.000 Joe, get that for the studio so we can go watch.

01:43:35.000 That's insane.

01:43:37.000 You know, we're doing another studio at Circuit of the American.

01:43:39.000 Circuit of America.

01:43:40.000 That is so awesome, dude. 0.91

01:43:42.000 That amusement park there looks so fucking good. 0.97

01:43:44.000 It's sick. 1.00

01:43:44.000 It's sick, dude. 1.00

01:43:46.000 They have great restaurants that are opening up there.

01:43:48.000 They have a fitness center there.

01:43:49.000 It's dope. 0.55

01:43:50.000 It's pretty dope.

01:43:51.000 And the track is incredible.

01:43:53.000 Yeah, but is it going to be like traffic nightmare around there?

01:43:57.000 Because that area is already kind of a traffic nightmare around there.

01:44:02.000 Helicopter in.

01:44:03.000 It's not the best place to drive to sometimes.

01:44:05.000 Like, I went to see Garth Brooks there recently.

01:44:07.000 It was nuts.

01:44:08.000 So many people there.

01:44:09.000 I saw Eminem there.

01:44:10.000 That was nuts.

01:44:11.000 Oh, you saw Eminem there?

01:44:12.000 Yeah.

01:44:13.000 I didn't even know he was there. 1.00

01:44:13.000 Oh, damn. 1.00

01:44:14.000 It was great. 1.00

01:44:15.000 It was great.

01:44:15.000 He looks good.

01:44:17.000 And he put on a very energetic show.

01:44:21.000 He still can flow fast.

01:44:23.000 It was really good.

01:44:24.000 It was a great show.

01:44:25.000 And who else do we see there?

01:44:27.000 Oh, Post Malone was there.

01:44:28.000 I saw Post Malone there a couple times.

01:44:30.000 I saw him when he did the, I think a couple times.

01:44:32.000 I saw him when he did the other time I saw him was in Dallas.

01:44:36.000 But he did the country music tour.

01:44:39.000 So he was doing mostly country, a lot of acoustic songs, a lot of acoustic guitars.

01:44:43.000 Great.

01:44:44.000 Post.

01:44:45.000 Here's a fun story about Posty.

01:44:48.000 When I met him, he met my fiancé, Janice, who's Asian, and he exchanged phone numbers with her.

01:44:55.000 And then I find out later how he's got the biggest Asian fetish out.

01:44:59.000 I don't know.

01:44:59.000 And I'm like, and so Janice and him have text before.

01:45:03.000 I'm like, oh, no.

01:45:05.000 She calls him Posty as a joke just to piss me off.

01:45:07.000 Like, oh, Postyve, what's can he just be a friend?

01:45:11.000 He loves Asian girls more than me.

01:45:14.000 That's hilarious.

01:45:15.000 It is a thing.

01:45:17.000 Dudes who love Asian girls.

01:45:18.000 It becomes a thing.

01:45:19.000 Yeah.

01:45:20.000 I don't know why, but it seems to stick.

01:45:25.000 It's probably like Chung Li from Street Fighter as a kid, you know, seeing her in that little dress.

01:45:31.000 That can't be the only breathing. 0.96

01:45:32.000 That's ridiculous. 0.72

01:45:34.000 I don't know. 0.97

01:45:35.000 It's interesting, though, right?

01:45:37.000 It becomes a type.

01:45:38.000 Yeah.

01:45:40.000 Oh, I saw the stones there.

01:45:42.000 That was nuts.

01:45:44.000 That was nuts.

01:45:45.000 So outdoor concert there.

01:45:47.000 Yeah.

01:45:48.000 I mean, they have a huge stage, and the stones was like over 100,000 people were there for it.

01:45:53.000 Because it was also during Circuit of the Americas.

01:45:53.000 Wow.

01:45:55.000 And it was bananas, man.

01:45:58.000 Like, you can't even believe you're seeing it.

01:46:00.000 So it was, it's so nuts.

01:46:01.000 It's one of those things where you're like, is that really Mick Jagger out there?

01:46:05.000 Like, this is, you know what I mean?

01:46:06.000 Like, some people attain a level of like legendary status that you can barely believe they're real when you see them in person.

01:46:14.000 That was what it was like.

01:46:16.000 They were great, man. 1.00

01:46:17.000 Like, put on a great fucking show at a thousand years old. 0.99

01:46:21.000 Have you raced a car there? 0.99

01:46:22.000 Is that possible?

01:46:23.000 I've driven around.

01:46:24.000 I haven't raced anybody, but I've gone fast.

01:46:26.000 I want to go fast.

01:46:27.000 Yeah.

01:46:27.000 Right.

01:46:28.000 I took the, well, I've driven a few cars around there.

01:46:32.000 I drove my car, which is a GT3RS, a 2007 GT3RS.

01:46:37.000 I took that around the track.

01:46:38.000 I took a 4GT.

01:46:39.000 It's another car I have.

01:46:40.000 I took that around the track.

01:46:41.000 And then recently I drove, they have a new Corvette, the Corvette ZR1.

01:46:47.000 Oh, yeah.

01:46:47.000 It's 1,000 horsepower.

01:46:50.000 Yeah.

01:46:51.000 A thousand horsepower Corvette.

01:46:53.000 It was bananas.

01:46:55.000 By far.

01:46:56.000 The best car I've ever driven.

01:46:57.000 Really?

01:46:58.000 By far.

01:46:59.000 You're going to get one?

01:47:00.000 100%.

01:47:01.000 Really?

01:47:02.000 1,100,000%.

01:47:04.000 Yeah, it looks sexy, too.

01:47:05.000 I love it.

01:47:07.000 No, dude, it's incredible.

01:47:09.000 It's incredible.

01:47:10.000 I mean, it's just like, it's so engineered, man.

01:47:13.000 Like, when you're driving around the track, we were going fast.

01:47:15.000 And this thing was just gripping.

01:47:18.000 Grip.

01:47:19.000 The handling is so balanced because it's a mid-engine car now.

01:47:22.000 You know, from the C8, the 8th version, like from Tony's on, is all like super balanced out now because the engine is in the middle of the car.

01:47:31.000 It's just like so planted.

01:47:33.000 Is it better than a.

01:47:34.000 I mean, Porsche's have mid-engine cars too.

01:47:37.000 Is it better than Porsche?

01:47:39.000 Porsche's mid-engine cars are the Caymans and the Boxster.

01:47:43.000 Those are the mid-engine cars.

01:47:44.000 The other ones are rear-engine cars, which is a little more tricky.

01:47:48.000 Rear-engine cars, it's like when the ass end kicks out, you got to keep on the gas or the car will spin out on you.

01:47:54.000 It's a little different.

01:47:55.000 You know, like a lot of people don't, they like it because you can control that.

01:48:00.000 And once you get to control it, it can actually help you run the track.

01:48:03.000 That's why one of the fastest cars in the world around the Nuremberg Ring is the Porsche 911 GT3 RS, which is a rear-engine rear-wheel drive car.

01:48:14.000 And it's one of the fastest cars around the Nürburg Ring because when you know how to drive it, that weight balance can actually assist you, and they're just so well engineered.

01:48:23.000 But the Corvette's faster.

01:48:25.000 Yeah.

01:48:27.000 It's 0 to 60.

01:48:28.000 Well, it's 060 is way faster.

01:48:31.000 It's a faster car.

01:48:32.000 It's a spaceship.

01:48:34.000 It's a nutty car.

01:48:35.000 I don't know if it's faster around the Nürburg ring.

01:48:38.000 Matter of fact, I don't think it is.

01:48:41.000 I think it's like a hair behind it, which is interesting because it's a lot more horsepower.

01:48:46.000 But that's also a professional race car driver drove the Porsche, and Corvette set its record for the fastest American car ever built around the Nuremberg Ring with a Corvette engineer.

01:48:59.000 Not even a professional race car driver.

01:49:01.000 And so professional race car drivers, like there's some guys on YouTube, they've looked at the footage because you can watch the dash cam footage.

01:49:08.000 They said, I could take about 10 seconds off this.

01:49:10.000 Wow.

01:49:11.000 Which is more than a Model S plaid, though?

01:49:13.000 The new ones?

01:49:14.000 They're really fast, too, but they're not as fast around corners.

01:49:19.000 You know what I mean?

01:49:20.000 Like the Nuremberg Ring and a lot of these tracks, it's not just about how fast you go.

01:49:25.000 It's about what kind of suspension you have.

01:49:28.000 And the Model S plaid, in some ways, is limited by the width of the tires and the suspension.

01:49:33.000 It's a great car for driving regular streets.

01:49:37.000 But if you were going to do a car like that and take it on the track, you would do what I did with mine, the unplugged performance one.

01:49:45.000 So that's different.

01:49:47.000 That could probably go around a track faster than anything.

01:49:50.000 Right.

01:49:50.000 Because it has super wide tires.

01:49:52.000 It's a wider body because they add carbon fiber fenders, wider tires, and then like insane braking power.

01:49:59.000 Like that car's, that's a future car.

01:50:02.000 That car's from the future. 0.99

01:50:03.000 That's sexy as fuck. 1.00

01:50:05.000 It's the most ridiculous thing I've ever driven. 1.00

01:50:07.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:50:08.000 Everything else I have, all the fast, supposedly fast cars, they're all pussy cars compared to that thing. 1.00

01:50:14.000 Right. 0.98

01:50:14.000 That robot just Silent goes faster than all of them. 0.98

01:50:18.000 Faster handles incredible.

01:50:20.000 And it's really heavy.

01:50:21.000 Those are really heavy cars.

01:50:23.000 The Mercedes AG1 is the fastest on the Nureberg ring.

01:50:23.000 I've never even seen that.

01:50:26.000 Wow, that's sexy.

01:50:28.000 That's basically a race car.

01:50:29.000 630.

01:50:31.000 It's a minute faster than the Tesla Plaid in 2023.

01:50:33.000 What is that exhaust on the top?

01:50:35.000 Is that a you see?

01:50:36.000 That's the thing about a Tesla plaid.

01:50:37.000 730 used to be awesome.

01:50:39.000 Like when my GT3 RS came out, I think it was like 740.

01:50:43.000 A professional race car driver took it around the Nuremberg ring, which is kind of nuts.

01:50:47.000 But now I think the Corvette is under six, is under seven.

01:50:55.000 I think it's like 650.

01:50:57.000 Yeah, they had a what is the Corvette's time?

01:50:59.000 So number one is yeah, okay.

01:51:01.000 649.

01:51:02.000 649.

01:51:04.000 That's crazy.

01:51:05.000 So that's a full minute almost faster than the GT3 RS that I have.

01:51:10.000 So look at that.

01:51:11.000 So below that, so it is faster than the GT3 RS, which is nuts.

01:51:16.000 Because the GT3RS and the GT2 RS have always been like the ones that everybody looks at.

01:51:22.000 0.05.

01:51:24.000 Yeah, real close.

01:51:25.000 Real close.

01:51:26.000 But again, the Corvette is being driven by a guy who's an engineer.

01:51:31.000 The Porsche is being driven by a race car driver.

01:51:35.000 There is a difference.

01:51:36.000 Those engineers are awesome drivers, but that's like, you know, you play basketball in college, you're really good.

01:51:42.000 Now you have to play against LeBron.

01:51:43.000 There's a difference.

01:51:44.000 And it's also pre-production, right?

01:51:46.000 Yeah.

01:51:46.000 And then there's the GT2 RS, the Manthe.

01:51:50.000 So what Manthe is, it's like a performance company.

01:51:53.000 They take a regular GT2, which is a nutty car.

01:51:56.000 It's a turbocharged GT3 RS, essentially.

01:51:59.000 And it's got more than 700 horsepower.

01:52:01.000 It's an insane car.

01:52:02.000 So that's a little faster.

01:52:04.000 But the regular GT2 RS is not as fast around the so that's an MR. That's another modified vehicle.

01:52:11.000 It's another company.

01:52:13.000 That's a GT3 RS, but then GT2 RS is what I'm asking about.

01:52:17.000 So there's the GTD.

01:52:19.000 That's the Ford Mustang.

01:52:20.000 That's the new crazy Mustang that they just came out with.

01:52:23.000 These are nutty numbers, man.

01:52:26.000 Like off the charts, insane numbers.

01:52:30.000 And they're going to get faster and faster.

01:52:33.000 When Elon's here, he was trying to tell me, without telling me, how insane his little sportster car, whatever it's called, the Roadster.

01:52:43.000 Oh, the Bigfoot.

01:52:43.000 Whatever that thing is going to be.

01:52:44.000 Roadster.

01:52:45.000 Bigfoot.

01:52:45.000 Yeah.

01:52:48.000 Yeah.

01:52:48.000 Okay.

01:52:50.000 But he said they're going to have a product demonstration sometime in the beginning of the year.

01:52:55.000 He said January, February.

01:52:56.000 They had that 13 years ago, too.

01:53:00.000 I mean, I wish he would bring that out.

01:53:04.000 God, that's like the deposit down there.

01:53:06.000 A lot.

01:53:07.000 And a lot of people have canceled their deposits.

01:53:09.000 Including Sam Altman.

01:53:11.000 Yeah.

01:53:11.000 Yeah, MK did recently also.

01:53:15.000 I mean, I don't understand what the problem is.

01:53:17.000 Like, why not just release one?

01:53:19.000 I mean, because you can't.

01:53:21.000 Yeah.

01:53:22.000 Because you're busy.

01:53:23.000 Yeah, but he's releasing.

01:53:25.000 He's got records to make.

01:53:26.000 He doesn't have the time.

01:53:28.000 I like my Hummer.

01:53:29.000 That's my favorite car.

01:53:30.000 What's up?

01:53:31.000 From the time he's been here, they've already pushed it back to April 1st now.

01:53:35.000 Oh, for the demonstration.

01:53:37.000 Three days ago.

01:53:38.000 Oh, so, okay, so 2027.

01:53:41.000 We're going to get this before.

01:53:43.000 Tesla delays reveal of production roadster.

01:53:46.000 It's April Fool's Day.

01:53:47.000 April Fool's Day. 0.94

01:53:48.000 It's not fucking with everybody. 0.93

01:53:50.000 That's funny. 0.97

01:53:50.000 Come on, that's funny. 0.97

01:53:52.000 It's definitely funny.

01:53:53.000 That's actually funny.

01:53:54.000 Yeah.

01:53:55.000 Look at that.

01:53:56.000 Let me see the image again.

01:53:57.000 Gives him some deniability.

01:53:59.000 Bro.

01:54:00.000 If that thing does come out, though, that's going to be so much fun. 1.00

01:54:03.000 That's zero to 60 and some stupid number. 0.84

01:54:06.000 Because the Tesla plaid, my car does it in 1.9. 0.99

01:54:09.000 1.9.

01:54:09.000 Yeah.

01:54:11.000 It's crazy.

01:54:12.000 Yeah.

01:54:12.000 I mean, I don't know what that's going to do it in, but it's probably going to be like 1.4 or something insane, which is one second.

01:54:19.000 It's basically a second.

01:54:21.000 My Hummer does in 2.8. 0.99

01:54:23.000 That's scary as fuck, dude. 0.96

01:54:25.000 And the whole front goes up like a boat. 0.99

01:54:26.000 You're just looking at the sky.

01:54:28.000 Really?

01:54:29.000 Are they having a hard time selling those?

01:54:31.000 Yeah.

01:54:31.000 100%.

01:54:32.000 Why?

01:54:34.000 They're really cool.

01:54:34.000 I think it's just, I don't know, man.

01:54:37.000 It's just, it's expensive.

01:54:38.000 It's a very expensive car.

01:54:40.000 And, you know.

01:54:40.000 You're always ranting about it, though.

01:54:42.000 It's my favorite car.

01:54:42.000 You love it.

01:54:43.000 And it's just ridiculous that it's so much fun to drive.

01:54:47.000 It's the funnest car I've ever drove.

01:54:48.000 And little things like that, where you go fast and the whole thing goes up like a boat.

01:54:52.000 It's so hilarious.

01:54:53.000 They just released Super Crab Walk also, just like an update where it's even more ridiculous, like where you could just drive sideways kind of.

01:55:03.000 Super crab walk.

01:55:04.000 Yeah.

01:55:05.000 It's fun, dude.

01:55:06.000 You should borrow my car sometimes and go out. 0.96

01:55:09.000 Like, it's fucking hilarious. 0.98

01:55:10.000 It's fucking awesome. 0.99

01:55:12.000 Have you been in a Cybertruck yet? 0.98

01:55:14.000 I have, but I haven't driven one.

01:55:16.000 And, you know, that's something I canceled my reservation for.

01:55:18.000 That's why I got the Hummer.

01:55:19.000 But I got that tick.

01:55:22.000 Like, I kind of want it still, but I don't know.

01:55:24.000 If you did it, you should put cat stickers all over it.

01:55:26.000 Cat stickers, you know what I mean?

01:55:28.000 Like, put your death squad cat.

01:55:30.000 Yeah, like wrap it and stuff. 1.00

01:55:31.000 I would people would definitely fuck with it. 0.98

01:55:33.000 Yeah, I can't do that. 0.99

01:55:34.000 Dudes would piss all over your car or something. 1.00

01:55:36.000 Right.

01:55:36.000 Like, I wanted to get red band as my license plate, and it was like available.

01:55:40.000 I was like, I can't do that.

01:55:42.000 Yeah.

01:55:43.000 But that'd be cool.

01:55:44.000 Yeah.

01:55:46.000 Asking to get stalked.

01:55:47.000 Like, I roast, you know, be like that.

01:55:53.000 That was back when Tony wanted attention.

01:55:55.000 Yeah.

01:55:56.000 Now he's hiding.

01:55:57.000 Hey, I'm hiding.

01:55:58.000 I'm hiding.

01:55:59.000 Now he's got tinted windows.

01:56:01.000 When you like, maybe you can put red band in like a code.

01:56:06.000 Yeah.

01:56:08.000 That would actually be more fun.

01:56:09.000 I almost said what my license plate is.

01:56:10.000 I mean, I kind of did.

01:56:12.000 Did you?

01:56:13.000 Yeah.

01:56:15.000 That's a douche move, right?

01:56:16.000 Having a, like, I've never had, I had one December 2012, 2012.

01:56:24.000 That was the end of the mind calendar.

01:56:26.000 Yeah.

01:56:27.000 You did have that.

01:56:27.000 That's right.

01:56:28.000 What if that really did, like, we're going to look back and that's when something happened and we just didn't realize something had happened?

01:56:35.000 Yeah.

01:56:35.000 Like there's some technological breakthrough.

01:56:36.000 They're going to point back to December 21st, 2012.

01:56:41.000 Yeah.

01:56:42.000 They're going to say, oh, that's when everything went weird.

01:56:45.000 100%.

01:56:47.000 Yeah, that and COVID.

01:56:47.000 Probably, right?

01:56:49.000 We got two updates during those two times.

01:56:51.000 COVID was the big one.

01:56:52.000 Yeah.

01:56:52.000 I had someone trying to tell me it was the most painful conversation that every time your nose got swabbed during COVID, they put micro particles in your body and they can turn them on or off and make you tired or make you like, what?

01:57:07.000 Why am I having this conversation?

01:57:10.000 Did you go to the next one?

01:57:11.000 Have you researched this?

01:57:12.000 Have you researched this?

01:57:13.000 Like, what are you talking about?

01:57:14.000 I was like, this is the craziest thing I've ever heard in my life.

01:57:16.000 Like, everybody's got it.

01:57:18.000 And 90% of the people on the planet have these things in their body and they can just turn them on and turn them off.

01:57:22.000 Okay, what?

01:57:23.000 Where is this technology coming from?

01:57:25.000 Where do they have?

01:57:27.000 You know how many steps have to be taken before they inject stuff into people?

01:57:30.000 They have to be sure that it works.

01:57:33.000 Yeah.

01:57:34.000 Did you see Kim Kardashian doesn't believe we went to the moon?

01:57:37.000 Have you been watching?

01:57:38.000 I've been watching the show.

01:57:40.000 We're dropping knowledge on Kim.

01:57:42.000 Old Kim's catching it. 0.56

01:57:44.000 It's funny watching her be in the dash.

01:57:46.000 Catching it.

01:57:47.000 Old Kim's getting red pilled. 1.00

01:57:49.000 Yeah.

01:57:50.000 That's great.

01:57:51.000 Bro.

01:57:52.000 When you watch Richard Nixon having a conversation with the guys, congratulations, boys, you're on the moon.

01:57:59.000 He's got a phone.

01:58:00.000 He's got a landline.

01:58:01.000 He's calling the guys on the moon. 1.00

01:58:04.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

01:58:06.000 Just shut your fucking hole. 1.00

01:58:10.000 There is no way that phone is connected to anybody other than another phone. 1.00

01:58:14.000 I didn't even know about the phone thing.

01:58:14.000 Yeah.

01:58:16.000 That's ridiculous. 0.95

01:58:17.000 Well, that's one of the things that Gus Grisham complained about. 0.97

01:58:21.000 He hung a lemon.

01:58:23.000 I put a lemon on a coat hanger and hung it on the lunar module because they couldn't communicate with the people that were in the command center.

01:58:32.000 They were all trying to communicate, and he was pissed off.

01:58:35.000 It wasn't working, so he put a lemon in it.

01:58:36.000 He hung it on the door.

01:58:39.000 And that's the dark, dark conspiracy because he burned to death inside that thing.

01:58:45.000 Yeah, and his family thinks that they murdered him because he wasn't willing to go along with the moon hoax.

01:58:45.000 Really?

01:58:50.000 He was supposed to be the original pilot.

01:58:53.000 Yeah.

01:58:54.000 Did you follow that conspiracy there?

01:58:55.000 All the Challenger astronauts are still alive.

01:58:57.000 Have you been following that?

01:58:59.000 I've seen that.

01:59:00.000 You want to know what's not a conspiracy that Elon told us?

01:59:00.000 I love that one.

01:59:03.000 If they made the Challenger out of steel instead of aluminum, it wouldn't have burnt up like that.

01:59:08.000 Really?

01:59:09.000 Yeah.

01:59:09.000 That's what he said.

01:59:10.000 He said it was about the tiles.

01:59:13.000 Isn't that nuts?

01:59:13.000 Right.

01:59:14.000 Yeah, because that's how it happened.

01:59:15.000 The tiles break off.

01:59:17.000 But aluminum just heats up too fast and disintegrates and falls apart.

01:59:17.000 Yeah.

01:59:22.000 Yeah.

01:59:23.000 That's why he uses steel.

01:59:25.000 Like those things are all the spaceships that he's making.

01:59:29.000 Does he cast them like he does his cars?

01:59:31.000 Like, you know what I mean?

01:59:31.000 I wonder.

01:59:33.000 I can't say how they do it.

01:59:35.000 I don't think.

01:59:36.000 I don't think we could say, right?

01:59:37.000 All right, don't tell me.

01:59:38.000 I don't think we should say.

01:59:38.000 I don't care.

01:59:39.000 But it's steel.

01:59:40.000 I'll tell you, it's steel.

01:59:41.000 Steel.

01:59:41.000 It's crazy looking, man.

01:59:42.000 When you see them in person, you're like, Yeah, that's a trip.

01:59:48.000 It's like, it's literally like you're inside of the Death Star and you're looking at some spaceship that they're constructing.

01:59:57.000 Or you're, you know, with the Resistance or whoever Luke Skywalker was with.

02:00:02.000 It's weird, man.

02:00:04.000 It's weird because these are spaceships.

02:00:06.000 They're going to go into space and eventually, supposedly, go to Mars.

02:00:11.000 I'm good.

02:00:13.000 You're not going to go.

02:00:14.000 No. 1.00

02:00:15.000 Fuck that. 1.00

02:00:15.000 I'm not going. 1.00

02:00:16.000 But if you had a choice between Earth is going to be hit by the biggest asteroid that's ever impacted Earth in five years.

02:00:22.000 There's no way we're going to avoid it.

02:00:24.000 And we figured out a way to grow food on Mars.

02:00:26.000 Who's in?

02:00:27.000 I might go to Mars.

02:00:28.000 Then I'll go.

02:00:29.000 But I want to be passed out like my colonoscopy where I just wake up and I'm like, oh, I'm here.

02:00:33.000 Could you imagine watching from Mars when Earth gets hit with an asteroid?

02:00:38.000 You watch it in real time.

02:00:40.000 Wow.

02:00:41.000 You see this big flash in the sky and like a quarter of Earth looks like it's on fire.

02:00:48.000 God.

02:00:49.000 Bro.

02:00:49.000 That'd be intense.

02:00:51.000 Bro.

02:00:51.000 Imagine being on the surface of Mars watching Earth get destroyed.

02:00:55.000 Going, oh boy, we've got to make the most of this.

02:00:58.000 If I could barely see it, wouldn't you? 0.99

02:01:00.000 You have telescopes and shit. 0.99

02:01:01.000 We can barely see it. 1.00

02:01:02.000 Well, with your eyes, you mean?

02:01:04.000 With your eyes, you could barely see.

02:01:06.000 And wouldn't it be like years later that you would see it?

02:01:08.000 No.

02:01:11.000 It'll be a few seconds later.

02:01:13.000 Right.

02:01:14.000 But if you were using a telescope, you'd definitely be able to see it.

02:01:18.000 But with the naked eye, it'd be a little tiny dot.

02:01:22.000 Because it's only Mars is only like, what, three-quarters the size of Earth?

02:01:27.000 How big is Mars in relationship to the size of Earth?

02:01:32.000 And you can barely see Mars, right?

02:01:35.000 So Earth would only be like a slight bit bigger.

02:01:38.000 And then going back to Earth after to see it would be crazy.

02:01:42.000 Just watch cannibals. 1.00

02:01:43.000 Just all people looking up at you over rib cages, wearing human skin. 0.83

02:01:49.000 That's probably what people are like after the asteroids impacted.

02:01:52.000 You know, the people that have survived these big, huge extinction events.

02:01:57.000 Okay.

02:01:58.000 Oh, it's a lot smaller than Earth.

02:01:59.000 It's half the size, basically.

02:02:01.000 Almost a little bit more than half the size.

02:02:06.000 Wow.

02:02:08.000 So we could barely see that.

02:02:09.000 So you could probably barely, barely see Earth too.

02:02:15.000 You know, Terrence Howard has the craziest idea about planets.

02:02:19.000 He, and again, I don't know if he's right, but it's fun.

02:02:23.000 He thinks that planets are made out of chunks of stuff that gets ejected from the sun and eventually gravity, coal, and as it moves further and further away from the sun, it gets to the point where it can support life.

02:02:39.000 And he said, you probably experienced that all over the cosmos.

02:02:41.000 It's probably like peopling, like things get to a stage where it could support life, and then life exists for long enough where intelligent life develops.

02:02:51.000 And that happens all over the cosmos.

02:02:54.000 That's his thought.

02:02:56.000 And then maybe these people that we see when you meet aliens, maybe that's future versions of people.

02:03:02.000 And that peopling is a natural thing.

02:03:04.000 Just like, you know, you grow crops.

02:03:08.000 You know, oh, the crops are fruiting.

02:03:09.000 We're going to get apples.

02:03:11.000 We're going to go pick apples today because the tree lived long enough.

02:03:15.000 The seeds planted long enough.

02:03:17.000 Now it grows fruit.

02:03:18.000 Now you can go eat your apples.

02:03:23.000 Imagine we're just a farm, just a people farm. 1.00

02:03:27.000 That makes sense.

02:03:30.000 Everyone's saying, no, that doesn't make any sense.

02:03:31.000 Listen, nothing about this world makes sense. 0.98

02:03:34.000 Fucking literally nothing. 0.95

02:03:36.000 Nothing about life makes sense. 0.99

02:03:39.000 It's all very strange.

02:03:41.000 And you don't think it's possible that this is a stage on the way to becoming some new kind of life form and that has happened already somewhere else and they come to visit to make sure we're okay.

02:03:53.000 Of course that's possible.

02:03:55.000 I'm leaning more towards simulation theory more and more the older I get.

02:03:58.000 Yeah?

02:03:58.000 Yeah.

02:03:59.000 For real, for real?

02:04:00.000 100 or 100%.

02:04:01.000 All right.

02:04:01.000 Why?

02:04:02.000 What's your argument for why the simulation theory is real?

02:04:06.000 Because you can kind of see right now the idea.

02:04:10.000 Like look at AI chatbots or look at AI talking to AI.

02:04:14.000 You could already kind of see artificial intelligence now, like baby version of it.

02:04:21.000 Imagine 100 years from now.

02:04:22.000 Imagine thousands of years ago and we are the AI, you know.

02:04:30.000 I just see that that just seems like it makes sense.

02:04:33.000 That we're aliens created us as AI, you know, in this fake world.

02:04:38.000 And they're just.

02:04:39.000 So this is just a program running.

02:04:42.000 Yeah.

02:04:43.000 I don't know.

02:04:46.000 It's a fun one. 1.00

02:04:47.000 Let's talk about that stupid quantum computer. 1.00

02:04:50.000 Okay, what is that? 1.00

02:04:51.000 Right.

02:04:51.000 So if that thing can do that, if it could run a calculation that would take every computer on Earth 2.6 billion years to solve, and it could do it in a few minutes, what kind of rendering can that thing do?

02:05:05.000 You know, like what kind of experience can that thing provide to my simple monkey neurons?

02:05:11.000 What, you know, I wear a headset and it creates, like, you were telling me about those weird online games where they're never ending.

02:05:19.000 We're like, you explore space and there's like universes, but there's no end to the game.

02:05:25.000 Right.

02:05:25.000 You just go places and see things and you can go to a new place and see a new thing.

02:05:29.000 And it's like constantly rendering a new version of it.

02:05:29.000 Right.

02:05:32.000 Like, well, what's that?

02:05:34.000 Right?

02:05:34.000 What is that?

02:05:34.000 Yeah.

02:05:35.000 And now you add a bunch of variables like life forms, this, and natural disasters, and ideological capture and all this different shit and trannies in the women's room. 1.00

02:05:44.000 All that stuff, like add that to it, and all the chaos of war and a fucking, you know, Samsung can't get their shit together. 0.96

02:05:51.000 Like all that, put it all together, like to keep you confused and chaotic. 0.98

02:05:54.000 And like you're guessing constantly.

02:05:56.000 Everything's madness.

02:05:57.000 Like this is, that's how I would make a simulation. 0.98

02:06:01.000 I would make a simulation that's fucking completely bananas. 0.99

02:06:05.000 Some old guy gets shot in the ear, jumps up and goes, fight, fight, fight. 0.99

02:06:08.000 Yeah.

02:06:09.000 Crazy stuff.

02:06:10.000 The nuttier the better.

02:06:12.000 The weirder the better.

02:06:14.000 I want a communist running New York City.

02:06:16.000 Run it.

02:06:17.000 Run that program.

02:06:17.000 Let's go.

02:06:18.000 Yeah.

02:06:19.000 And all these rich kids are going to be supporting him.

02:06:21.000 Yay.

02:06:23.000 So, shall that.

02:06:25.000 Run that program.

02:06:27.000 All of it.

02:06:28.000 Yeah.

02:06:30.000 Run it.

02:06:32.000 And we get upgraded when we sleep at night.

02:06:35.000 Maybe.

02:06:37.000 It's just one of those things.

02:06:39.000 It's like we realize that we're building towards an event.

02:06:43.000 Like, human civilization clearly seems to be building towards an event.

02:06:47.000 There's like the military stuff, the Ukraine, Russia stuff, the Gaza, Palestine, Israel stuff.

02:06:53.000 But it's also the technology war.

02:06:56.000 It's like building towards an event and how that event plays out.

02:06:59.000 I don't know.

02:07:01.000 And I think everyone's got a little bit of anxiety about that.

02:07:04.000 You know? 0.99

02:07:07.000 But at least they're letting the climate change, we're going to die shit go. 0.99

02:07:12.000 Bill Gates was like the first, he sounded the first alarm. 0.99

02:07:15.000 Actually, we're going to be fine.

02:07:16.000 Did you see he said that recently?

02:07:18.000 Bill Gates said that?

02:07:19.000 Yes.

02:07:20.000 Yes.

02:07:21.000 Bill Gates, the Pied Piper of We're All Gonna Die.

02:07:25.000 The guy, literally the Paul Revere of We're gonna die, is now we're gonna be okay.

02:07:31.000 We're gonna be fine.

02:07:32.000 So they're letting that go.

02:07:33.000 So if they're letting that go, okay, good.

02:07:37.000 At least you can relax in that front.

02:07:39.000 So what do we have to be anxious about now?

02:07:43.000 What dilemmas is the simulation providing us that are gonna keep us distracted as we build towards an event?

02:07:51.000 I think the real event involves AI.

02:07:53.000 I think that's the real event.

02:07:54.000 I think all this other stuff, the climate change stuff.

02:07:57.000 And isn't it kind of weird, too, that AI literally came to us overnight?

02:08:02.000 It wasn't like we saw baby versions of AI.

02:08:06.000 It just seemed like, oh, one day we all have AI.

02:08:08.000 Like we have artificial, you know, all this.

02:08:10.000 It came out of nowhere.

02:08:12.000 I mean, when was ChatGPT, or excuse me, when was OpenAI funded?

02:08:16.000 When was it founded?

02:08:17.000 What was the...

02:08:17.000 Yeah, I don't know.

02:08:18.000 Let's guess.

02:08:20.000 2017.

02:08:22.000 I was going to say the same thing.

02:08:23.000 Are you serious?

02:08:24.000 Yeah, I was going to say so.

02:08:25.000 I was going to say 16.

02:08:26.000 I was like, nah, 17.

02:08:28.000 7.

02:08:29.000 But it might be 15, right?

02:08:31.000 What?

02:08:31.000 Was it?

02:08:32.000 15?

02:08:32.000 Yes.

02:08:36.000 Yeah, so 10 years ago, these motherfuckers knew that eventually we're going to figure that thing out. 0.99

02:08:44.000 And then also, they were probably the first people that were collecting data, right? 0.99

02:08:48.000 And realizing that data is a commodity.

02:08:50.000 Well, it's also a commodity in that this data allows people to use their artificial intelligence and create things, which is essentially on the back of artists, right?

02:09:03.000 Like digital artists.

02:09:04.000 And like a lot of these people that make stuff with their hands that have a distinctive art style.

02:09:13.000 Like you can tell it, make me a painting of a dog and a young boy in the style of Picasso during a very particular time period of his life.

02:09:22.000 And it'll like that.

02:09:24.000 But it's doing it off of Picasso's work.

02:09:26.000 Right.

02:09:27.000 Right?

02:09:27.000 Yeah.

02:09:27.000 So it's trained on.

02:09:28.000 Yeah.

02:09:29.000 Like if you say make me a Frank Frazetta of Conan the Barbarian that's never been seen.

02:09:34.000 Let's do it.

02:09:35.000 Did you do that?

02:09:35.000 Yeah, that's how you do it.

02:09:37.000 Yeah, let's put that into perplexity.

02:09:40.000 Yeah, and have it.

02:09:42.000 It doesn't do images?

02:09:43.000 I don't think so.

02:09:43.000 All right.

02:09:44.000 That's an issue. 0.99

02:09:45.000 Make credit Thornton Board have big boobs then. 1.00

02:09:49.000 All right. 0.93

02:09:51.000 When you use AI, like what pro you are you using programs that do deep fakes?

02:09:57.000 Are you using programs that do video generation?

02:10:00.000 Are you using Sora?

02:10:01.000 I use Sora all the time.

02:10:04.000 Is it the best one for videos, right? 0.99

02:10:06.000 They all, it kind of sucks. 0.93

02:10:07.000 Sometimes swords were the best. 0.97

02:10:08.000 Other times, Grok's great.

02:10:10.000 I mean, every day I'm going to try to go back and forth between them too.

02:10:14.000 But I would say Sword is probably the best one right now.

02:10:18.000 But then next week, some other one will come out, you know, and be better.

02:10:22.000 So I'm always jumping around.

02:10:24.000 Brett Weinstein was explaining something really interesting about NVIDIA and a lot of these companies that make video cards.

02:10:31.000 That their design of these video cards is uniquely good for AI generation.

02:10:38.000 And that's why they're so huge now.

02:10:41.000 Like these companies are bigger than any other company.

02:10:43.000 I asked it to do it.

02:10:44.000 There you go.

02:10:45.000 Okay.

02:10:45.000 Wow.

02:10:46.000 That looks good.

02:10:47.000 I don't know if that is that. 0.99

02:10:48.000 Holy shit. 0.99

02:10:49.000 No, that's from like Cobra Commander's thing or something like that. 0.99

02:10:52.000 That's incredible.

02:10:53.000 That looks okay.

02:10:54.000 Stand corrected.

02:10:55.000 So tell it, tell Perplexity to make him look older and more scarred and vulnerable.

02:11:06.000 Well, no, he was always mean, more scarred.

02:11:10.000 Okay.

02:11:11.000 I think they're doing it based on Arnold Schwarzenegger.

02:11:13.000 Oh.

02:11:14.000 Because the hair was lighter, and Conan's hair was like jet black in the books.

02:11:19.000 Oh, look how it generates.

02:11:20.000 I like that.

02:11:21.000 This is weird.

02:11:22.000 Cool.

02:11:23.000 Make him look older and more scarred.

02:11:26.000 Oh, that's so cool.

02:11:27.000 Oh, get a little.

02:11:29.000 Oh, that's cool.

02:11:31.000 Oh, my God. 0.99

02:11:32.000 They fucking nailed it. 0.99

02:11:33.000 That's perfect. 1.00

02:11:35.000 Holy shit, dude. 1.00

02:11:36.000 That's incredible. 0.99

02:11:38.000 Did it even fake sign?

02:11:40.000 What's that?

02:11:41.000 Fake signature.

02:11:42.000 Oh, wow.

02:11:43.000 That's cool.

02:11:45.000 What is the signature?

02:11:46.000 You can't.

02:11:46.000 It's an eligible.

02:11:47.000 It doesn't look like it's anything.

02:11:49.000 He's wearing uppoots.

02:11:49.000 Whoa.

02:11:51.000 That's the kind of boots they wore back then. 1.00

02:11:54.000 Damn, that's pretty fucking good. 1.00

02:11:55.000 And the dragon has dirty skeletons. 1.00

02:11:57.000 Okay.

02:11:58.000 Now make him in a scene where he's fighting armed skeletons.

02:12:05.000 Ooh.

02:12:10.000 Dun, dun, dun, dun.

02:12:18.000 So we're going to have the old dude with the scars fighting skeletons.

02:12:22.000 We're 12.

02:12:24.000 Now animate it.

02:12:25.000 You know, that's cool. 0.98

02:12:26.000 Now give him a big old hog. 1.00

02:12:31.000 Big old floppy. 0.92

02:12:32.000 Oh, whoa.

02:12:33.000 Whoa.

02:12:34.000 What happened to his hair?

02:12:35.000 He's getting older.

02:12:36.000 That's Arnold Swear.

02:12:37.000 That's a big color.

02:12:39.000 That's weird.

02:12:40.000 That's not Conan.

02:12:42.000 Okay.

02:12:45.000 Give him good, but give him long black hair.

02:12:50.000 And pouty lips. 0.95

02:12:51.000 Put pouty lips just to see that. 1.00

02:12:52.000 Give him hair to jet black and longer.

02:13:01.000 All right, here we go.

02:13:03.000 Put him in pigtails.

02:13:04.000 It's wild how this thing can just do this. 1.00

02:13:06.000 I love this shit. 1.00

02:13:07.000 This is all. 1.00

02:13:07.000 I mean, I just do this for hours. 1.00

02:13:09.000 All it takes is a prompt, and you can do it with your voice.

02:13:11.000 You don't even have to do it by typing it in, which is really nuts.

02:13:16.000 um that's better That's better.

02:13:22.000 Still a little longer with the hair.

02:13:23.000 The hair needs to be a little longer, but that's okay.

02:13:26.000 And that looks like he dyed it black, like just for mend it, right?

02:13:29.000 Yeah, but they took away the weapons from the skeletons.

02:13:33.000 They don't look skeletons having that battle axe.

02:13:35.000 Look, they edited that out.

02:13:37.000 Yeah, that's make the skeletons heavily armed with armor and helmets, swords and shields.

02:13:57.000 With armor and helmets, swords and shields.

02:14:06.000 Why'd I say swords?

02:14:08.000 Swords.

02:14:09.000 I said it like it's spelled.

02:14:11.000 That's your Boston in you.

02:14:12.000 He's got his swords.

02:14:14.000 He's got a sword.

02:14:16.000 Run, Paulie.

02:14:18.000 He's going to get you.

02:14:21.000 He's got his sword.

02:14:24.000 Oh, I like how it does it.

02:14:26.000 Oh, pretty dope. 1.00

02:14:28.000 That's pretty fucking dope. 1.00

02:14:29.000 Although, where's the blood on the sword coming from if they're all skeletons? 1.00

02:14:33.000 True.

02:14:34.000 Issue.

02:14:35.000 That's an issue. 0.93

02:14:36.000 That's pretty fucking good, though, dude. 0.89

02:14:39.000 It's a little different than Frisetta's style. 0.94

02:14:42.000 Okay, now say, make it more like Frizzetta's paintings because it's a little too detailed.

02:14:50.000 Right. 0.99

02:14:51.000 Make it more like Frisetta's skeletons are bullshit, though. 1.00

02:14:57.000 Paintings. 1.00

02:14:58.000 They would just, all their bones would fall on the ground.

02:15:00.000 There's no muscles.

02:15:01.000 There's nothing to stop the blade.

02:15:03.000 But they're all coming at you.

02:15:04.000 There's so many of them.

02:15:05.000 They're coming at you from everywhere.

02:15:08.000 You know, you have to scary. 0.96

02:15:10.000 There's a zombie inside the skeleton, a zombie brain.

02:15:14.000 Yeah, they have no muscle. 1.00

02:15:15.000 You kick their ass. 1.00

02:15:16.000 Fuck off, bitch. 1.00

02:15:17.000 They be a pile. 1.00

02:15:19.000 I don't like his pose.

02:15:21.000 And what's that?

02:15:21.000 A bomb on the ground?

02:15:22.000 Like a World War II bomb?

02:15:24.000 Yeah, what is that?

02:15:25.000 What's that?

02:15:26.000 It's like a vibrator.

02:15:26.000 That's a Hitachi.

02:15:27.000 What is that big robot dick on the ground? 0.98

02:15:30.000 Big old red rocket. 0.99

02:15:32.000 I kind of like how they've got the skeletons have shields now.

02:15:35.000 Now that's cool.

02:15:36.000 That looks pretty dope.

02:15:37.000 Yeah.

02:15:38.000 Yeah.

02:15:40.000 No one still to this day, I would love to talk Quentin Tarantino into doing it for his last film.

02:15:47.000 No one to this day has done a really good Conan movie.

02:15:49.000 Like the books.

02:15:50.000 That's true.

02:15:52.000 Have you ever read the books?

02:15:53.000 Long time ago.

02:15:54.000 I used to be really in that in the Death Dealer, or was it Death Dealer?

02:15:57.000 Is that what his name is?

02:15:58.000 Death Dealer?

02:15:59.000 Yeah, I think.

02:16:00.000 Oh, man.

02:16:01.000 The guy with the big horns. 0.99

02:16:04.000 The black death dealer, right? 1.00

02:16:06.000 Is that what it's called? 0.97

02:16:08.000 I used to mean that, too.

02:16:09.000 Who's got the horns? 0.99

02:16:12.000 I think it's called The Death Dealer.

02:16:14.000 It is a Death Dealer?

02:16:15.000 Yeah, that guy.

02:16:16.000 Oh, that's the fourth picture right there.

02:16:19.000 Where he's on the next to it.

02:16:22.000 To the right.

02:16:23.000 So it's basically a ripoff.

02:16:24.000 Yeah, that was really into those books.

02:16:27.000 Unless someone made that up.

02:16:28.000 That's Frank Frisetta, also.

02:16:28.000 No, it is.

02:16:31.000 Go to that.

02:16:32.000 Yeah, that's him.

02:16:33.000 Dude, that was my favorite song.

02:16:34.000 He's one of Frisetta's best paintings.

02:16:36.000 Yeah, that's the Death Dealer.

02:16:36.000 Really?

02:16:37.000 I used to read those books.

02:16:38.000 I didn't know there were books.

02:16:39.000 Yeah, I was obsessed with The Death Dealer.

02:16:42.000 What is the book about?

02:16:43.000 I don't remember anymore, man.

02:16:47.000 It was badass, though.

02:16:48.000 I used to.

02:16:49.000 The Death Dealer.

02:16:50.000 Actually, Frank Fizzetta's Volume 3, The Death Dealer.

02:16:55.000 Yeah, that was my favorite one.

02:16:56.000 That was my favorite book right there.

02:16:59.000 Yep. 1.00

02:16:59.000 So what does he just go around fucking killing people? 1.00

02:16:59.000 Second one. 1.00

02:17:01.000 He was a badass.

02:17:03.000 I think he was dead, too, if I remember.

02:17:05.000 I don't remember.

02:17:06.000 See if you can go and find out what it looks like inside of it.

02:17:09.000 Inside of what?

02:17:10.000 Inside of that book.

02:17:11.000 Like, is it a.

02:17:13.000 It's a graphic novel, right?

02:17:15.000 No, no, it's a book book.

02:17:16.000 It's a book book.

02:17:16.000 A book book.

02:17:17.000 And then I've read that before I read Conan, and that's how I got into Conan because I was like, wait, who's Conan?

02:17:17.000 Yeah.

02:17:17.000 Oh.

02:17:23.000 Yeah.

02:17:24.000 So who wrote that?

02:17:26.000 I don't know.

02:17:27.000 It's not Robert E. Howard, right?

02:17:29.000 James Silk.

02:17:31.000 Oh, okay.

02:17:32.000 So he based it on a Frisetta painting and made.

02:17:36.000 Okay.

02:17:37.000 So Frisetta, though, was the Conan books were in the 30s.

02:17:37.000 Okay.

02:17:42.000 Yeah.

02:17:42.000 Were they?

02:17:43.000 Oh, I didn't know it was that old.

02:17:44.000 It's really old.

02:17:45.000 Wow.

02:17:45.000 Yeah.

02:17:46.000 Robert E. Howard.

02:17:47.000 He lived with his mom.

02:17:48.000 He was super depressed and wound up killing himself. 1.00

02:17:51.000 And he wrote about like the most badass motherfucker that he wished he was. 0.99

02:17:56.000 Living in a time where there's sorcerers and dragons. 0.98

02:18:00.000 Have you been to Conan's Pizza here in Austin?

02:18:03.000 It's all Conan.

02:18:03.000 Is it related?

02:18:04.000 Conan shit. 1.00

02:18:05.000 Walk in, it's all Conan shit. 1.00

02:18:07.000 You would love it, dude. 1.00

02:18:07.000 Really? 1.00

02:18:08.000 How's the pizza?

02:18:08.000 I haven't had it.

02:18:09.000 I haven't been there yet, but it looks badass.

02:18:11.000 I saw it on TikTok, and it's just like a Conan's fans dream.

02:18:17.000 Super nerd.

02:18:18.000 Yeah, it's just everywhere.

02:18:20.000 Oh, it's all Frazetta stuff on the wall.

02:18:22.000 Oh, wow.

02:18:22.000 Everywhere.

02:18:23.000 What a great idea.

02:18:25.000 Yeah.

02:18:25.000 It's a good way to keep chicks out.

02:18:27.000 Yeah, look at the table.

02:18:28.000 It's all we're not going to.

02:18:30.000 Yeah, hard seats and Conan paintings.

02:18:33.000 That's how you keep chicks out. 1.00

02:18:35.000 We are not going to see those fucking gay paintings. 1.00

02:18:38.000 I'm going to go there though. 1.00

02:18:39.000 Why do you like those fucking gay paintings? 1.00

02:18:41.000 They're the most coolest paintings on the rock. 1.00

02:18:44.000 They are.

02:18:45.000 They are.

02:18:46.000 But I don't think that I don't think women have the same opinion.

02:18:51.000 Yeah.

02:18:51.000 Did you get a guess?

02:18:52.000 I don't know.

02:18:53.000 I mean, I was into Red Sonia too, but girls hate Red Sonia. 0.99

02:18:57.000 Because she's too hot. 1.00

02:18:57.000 She's got big old titties. 1.00

02:18:59.000 She fucks everybody up. 1.00

02:19:00.000 Yeah, she's too hot. 1.00

02:19:02.000 Red Sonia versus Conan.

02:19:04.000 Isn't it weird that that genre caught fire?

02:19:07.000 Like the genre of fantasy, like medieval fantasy, like chain mail, like iron, big swords, helmets, and then monsters, witches, and warlocks.

02:19:21.000 And like, what is that?

02:19:22.000 Like, why did that, why the barbarian era?

02:19:25.000 Why was that so interesting to people?

02:19:29.000 Muscles.

02:19:30.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:19:30.000 Like for Robert E. Howard, because he's living this bullshit soft life, living in his mom's house. 0.99

02:19:35.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:19:36.000 Can't get any pussy. 1.00

02:19:37.000 Fuck. 1.00

02:19:37.000 I'm such a loser. 1.00

02:19:39.000 You know? 0.99

02:19:40.000 Writing these books about a guy who's the ultimate just a destroyer.

02:19:44.000 Covered in scars. 0.99

02:19:45.000 Kills everybody. 1.00

02:19:46.000 Kills all the monsters. 1.00

02:19:47.000 Never loses. 1.00

02:19:48.000 Fuck yeah. 1.00

02:19:49.000 Comes close to losing a couple times. 1.00

02:19:51.000 Never loses.

02:19:53.000 Would you want Honor Schwarzenegger to play Conan again if he no?

02:19:56.000 What about his son?

02:19:57.000 I think his son.

02:19:57.000 No, it's the best Conan of all time.

02:20:01.000 Like, how many, first of all, how many Conan's have there been?

02:20:04.000 Three?

02:20:05.000 Two?

02:20:05.000 Three.

02:20:07.000 Movies?

02:20:08.000 Yeah.

02:20:09.000 I think two or three.

02:20:12.000 82, 2011, 2025.

02:20:15.000 That's not right.

02:20:17.000 Which one was 2011?

02:20:17.000 2011.

02:20:21.000 Who starred as Conan in the 2011 one?

02:20:23.000 That was a weird way to see it.

02:20:24.000 Hold on a second.

02:20:28.000 I have a TV show this way.

02:20:31.000 Yeah, I guess.

02:20:32.000 2000 Jason Momoa.

02:20:35.000 Okay, that was 2011?

02:20:37.000 Yeah.

02:20:38.000 Why did I think that was earlier than that?

02:20:40.000 Okay.

02:20:41.000 This one, in my opinion, Momoa, was the best Conan.

02:20:44.000 Yeah.

02:20:45.000 So how many of them are there other than that?

02:20:48.000 There's the Red Sonia, and there's just the Arnold ones, but nobody else did it other than Arnold. 0.93

02:20:53.000 Did they ever do one?

02:20:55.000 Those are animated.

02:20:56.000 But did anybody ever do one other than Arnold and Jason Momoa?

02:20:59.000 I don't think so.

02:21:00.000 Okay.

02:21:01.000 There was a TV show.

02:21:02.000 What?

02:21:03.000 97, 98.

02:21:04.000 That's got to be animated, though.

02:21:07.000 Isn't it?

02:21:08.000 It has to be.

02:21:10.000 No.

02:21:10.000 It's not?

02:21:11.000 Wow, that looks.

02:21:12.000 Wait, this is around the time of Xeno Warrior Princess.

02:21:12.000 What?

02:21:17.000 Oh, I remember this.

02:21:19.000 I remember that too.

02:21:20.000 I remember this.

02:21:21.000 It wasn't bad.

02:21:22.000 He was more realistic as Conan than Arnold was because Arnold just looked like a straight-up bodybuilder.

02:21:26.000 But Jason Momoa, see if you can find an image of Jason Momoa as Conan. 0.98

02:21:30.000 He looked fucking terrifying. 0.92

02:21:32.000 He looked like the most legitimate version of Conan. 0.98

02:21:37.000 He's a cool idea, man.

02:21:39.000 I like Jason.

02:21:41.000 Is there any images of him in there?

02:21:44.000 There he is.

02:21:45.000 That's probably what Conan would have looked like.

02:21:47.000 Big dude, but not a bodybuilder, covered in scars.

02:21:51.000 I mean, tough to stay alive back then.

02:21:54.000 Was that movie good?

02:21:55.000 I don't remember seeing.

02:21:56.000 This was the one that was 3D, right?

02:21:57.000 It was a terrible movie.

02:21:58.000 It was terrible.

02:21:59.000 But it could have been good.

02:22:00.000 It started off good.

02:22:01.000 It started off. 0.98

02:22:02.000 I was like, oh, shit, this is the best version of Conan ever. 0.99

02:22:05.000 It was it. 0.96

02:22:07.000 Someone needs to make it like the books, you know?

02:22:09.000 Yeah.

02:22:10.000 That's hard to do.

02:22:11.000 It's just to read.

02:22:12.000 Yeah.

02:22:13.000 Ain't nobody reading no more.

02:22:16.000 I wonder how much TikTok has killed the book industry.

02:22:19.000 Is it different people?

02:22:20.000 Yeah, that's different.

02:22:21.000 That's different people.

02:22:23.000 But I mean, how much has social media in general dropped the amount of people that read books?

02:22:28.000 Well, I mean, I do so much reading from websites and Twitter and shit like that nowadays that if I was into books, I could see myself not reading as much because I'm reading all day already, you know.

02:22:38.000 Do you find yourself using that phone because it's got a bigger screen more to watch stuff and read stuff?

02:22:45.000 I use my lately.

02:22:46.000 I've been using my Apple Vision Pro the most just to watch movies and TikTok. 0.93

02:22:50.000 Dork. 1.00

02:22:51.000 Dude, you're a real dork. 1.00

02:22:52.000 You're TikToking on an Apple Vision Pro. 1.00

02:22:54.000 You're in there with them?

02:22:54.000 Hell yeah.

02:22:55.000 I don't do that.

02:22:56.000 I watch a movie on it.

02:22:57.000 It's the best way to see a movie.

02:22:57.000 Yeah.

02:22:59.000 Is it the best way to see a movie?

02:22:59.000 It's awesome.

02:23:01.000 Better than watch it on your TV.

02:23:02.000 Yep.

02:23:02.000 Better than going to a movie theater.

02:23:02.000 Really?

02:23:03.000 It's clear than watching it on your TV.

02:23:05.000 Really?

02:23:06.000 And if you're into 3D, best 3D you can ever get, better than any movie theater.

02:23:10.000 And do you have to stay plugged in while you have it on, or can the battery last all throughout a whole movie?

02:23:15.000 The new one lasts three hours, so you know, most movies, but I just have my MacBook charger hooked up to it.

02:23:21.000 Oh, so you can keep it plugged?

02:23:22.000 Yeah, I'm just laying.

02:23:23.000 I'm just laying on the couch, you know, 500-inch screen on my ceiling, you know, and have like maybe an app on the side, like, you know, message app or something.

02:23:33.000 Hey, I know.

02:23:34.000 I guarantee you, do you?

02:23:36.000 Do they have that?

02:23:38.000 You can watch, yeah, all that stuff. 0.63

02:23:40.000 You can watch porn. 0.84

02:23:41.000 Oh, yeah. 0.99

02:23:41.000 You can watch 3D porn. 0.99

02:23:43.000 Boy, that's a problem. 0.97

02:23:45.000 Porn as big as like a jumbo truck. 0.98

02:23:48.000 Yeah, I don't want it. 0.93

02:23:48.000 I don't need that. 0.93

02:23:49.000 I don't need to see that.

02:23:51.000 I don't want that.

02:23:53.000 And it's cool because if you hit record on it, you can just go up to your dog, go up to Marshall and go, and then you can watch Marshall in 3D.

02:24:01.000 It's so cool.

02:24:02.000 And it's like the best way to look at photos.

02:24:05.000 And the new one is just so nice, dude.

02:24:08.000 Yeah.

02:24:08.000 Really?

02:24:09.000 How come it hasn't really caught on?

02:24:11.000 Because of the price.

02:24:12.000 It's so expensive.

02:24:13.000 I just got the new Samsung one.

02:24:15.000 Samsung just released their vision of the Apple Vision Pro, and it's half the price.

02:24:20.000 What is it called?

02:24:21.000 XR, Samsung Galaxy XR, I think it's called.

02:24:24.000 And it's just like the Apple Vision Pro.

02:24:27.000 It's a little bit not as good.

02:24:30.000 But if you don't have the Apple Vision Pro, that's good for the price.

02:24:34.000 That's a good alternative. 0.99

02:24:36.000 And it does the same shit. 1.00

02:24:37.000 Watch movies. 1.00

02:24:38.000 Right.

02:24:39.000 But the only problem is that I just got to see how good it was.

02:24:42.000 And if you have the Apple Vision Pro going to that, it's like going backwards.

02:24:46.000 How much backwards?

02:24:48.000 I'd say like 30% backwards.

02:24:50.000 Oh, yeah.

02:24:51.000 In quality or in quality.

02:24:52.000 In quality.

02:24:54.000 But it also just came out.

02:24:55.000 So, you know, there's a lot of bugs and things they can fix.

02:24:58.000 But there's also like the pass-through.

02:25:00.000 I mean, the pass-through on the Apple Vision Pro is almost like perfect.

02:25:05.000 You can drive, you can look at your text through it.

02:25:08.000 Do you drive with it on?

02:25:09.000 You could.

02:25:10.000 Do you drive with the program?

02:25:11.000 No, I don't do it.

02:25:12.000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

02:25:13.000 I'm not driving with an Apple Vision Pro Psycho.

02:25:16.000 No, I don't.

02:25:17.000 But you could.

02:25:18.000 You could.

02:25:19.000 Well, if you saw the Palmer Lucky stuff where he has these goggles that you put on with the headset, and you've seen the demonstration, right?

02:25:27.000 So imagine something like that for the world where every car has a camera and everybody knows where the accident is and everybody knows what's happening.

02:25:37.000 So even if you're on like self-drive, if you're driving yourself, you'd be alerted of things like way in advance of what's happening.

02:25:45.000 Yeah, well, it should be on your windshield, though. 0.99

02:25:47.000 Like, you know, like the display, like I love that shit. 0.97

02:25:51.000 Where you're driving, you have a little speed thing pop up. 0.99

02:25:54.000 You can see into cars and see people getting roadhead.

02:25:57.000 Yeah.

02:25:58.000 You can see like an outline of someone's head bobbing up and down someone's lap.

02:26:03.000 Yeah.

02:26:04.000 The next step in the invasion of your privacy.

02:26:08.000 Yeah.

02:26:09.000 Totally.

02:26:10.000 So Vision Pro has been around, what, two years?

02:26:12.000 Two years now.

02:26:13.000 That's weird that Apple got ahead of everybody else.

02:26:15.000 That's unfortunate.

02:26:15.000 That's the first time, right?

02:26:17.000 It's the first time.

02:26:18.000 But they did have to have a giant brick of a battery to do that.

02:26:22.000 The Samsung has it too.

02:26:24.000 You still have to.

02:26:25.000 How big is the Samsung?

02:26:26.000 Like a laptop brick?

02:26:27.000 It's about the size of the phone right here, like a phone.

02:26:31.000 And it's not a big problem because you usually just have it on the couch and just have a wire hooked up to it.

02:26:36.000 How heavy is the one on Apple?

02:26:38.000 Is it the size of a phone or is it bigger?

02:26:40.000 It's about the size of the phone.

02:26:41.000 Oh, okay.

02:26:42.000 It's a little smaller and it's not too heavy, but it's not like you hold it or anything. 0.92

02:26:45.000 I thought it was like one of those things that comes with a laptop, like those fucking bricks that come that way charging bricks. 0.95

02:26:52.000 Yeah. 0.97

02:26:53.000 I mean, I would say it's about the size of a normal phone.

02:26:56.000 It's a little smaller than this, I guess.

02:26:58.000 And each one lasts like three hours.

02:27:00.000 And then, you know, I have two, so I can just unplug it.

02:27:03.000 But you've got to watch Kill Tony on it.

02:27:05.000 I've watched Kill Tony on it.

02:27:06.000 Yeah.

02:27:07.000 It's fun watching YouTube and TikToks on it.

02:27:10.000 So it's like a giant screen.

02:27:13.000 Sometimes I edit on it.

02:27:14.000 Like if I'm editing Kill Tony, I'll just put that on and then have an IMAX movie theater that I'm editing on.

02:27:20.000 So it's great.

02:27:21.000 Like if I'm on an airplane or something, I could sit there and have like five screens.

02:27:25.000 It's cool.

02:27:26.000 It's great for airplanes too. 0.99

02:27:28.000 If you just want to sit there and watch movies and shit like that. 0.97

02:27:31.000 Instead of just staring at a laptop straight. 0.99

02:27:31.000 Right. 0.99

02:27:33.000 And then everyone going, when are you watching?

02:27:34.000 Right.

02:27:35.000 And you can watch it.

02:27:36.000 The original blade runner.

02:27:37.000 That's the best one.

02:27:38.000 Dude. 0.98

02:27:38.000 And you sit there and watch porn and no one will even know. 0.98

02:27:41.000 They'll know when you're dick or something. 1.00

02:27:44.000 Well, you put your little tray down over it. 1.00

02:27:48.000 You got to be a special kind of fucking creep to be jacking off on a plane with a bunch of people. 1.00

02:27:52.000 Yeah, I don't get that. 1.00

02:27:53.000 Some people just want to get caught.

02:27:55.000 There's a lot of people out there that's part of the thrill.

02:27:55.000 Yeah.

02:27:58.000 I'm a naughty boy.

02:27:59.000 Yeah.

02:27:59.000 I got a blanket over my head because I can't sleep and the blanket just happens to be moving like this.

02:28:04.000 Yeah, we used to have a problem when I was the manager of a movie theater of this guy that would come in and it was an old black guy and he looked like a professor or something like that, shirt tucked in. 1.00

02:28:13.000 He always have a newspaper under his arm and he would just sit in the movie theater like a couple rows behind somebody, put the newspaper on his lap and just jerk off.

02:28:20.000 And we caught him maybe six times.

02:28:22.000 We banned him.

02:28:23.000 And then when I switched movie theater, like I became a manager of another company in a different part of town, he was there too.

02:28:30.000 Like I was like, oh, you guys got this guy here too? 0.70

02:28:33.000 Like he just went to movie theaters and masturbated and got caught all the time. 0.94

02:28:38.000 Like I had to tell him three multiple times, dude, you're banned here. 0.99

02:28:42.000 Get out of here.

02:28:43.000 I should have called the police looking back at it.

02:28:45.000 That's hilarious.

02:28:47.000 That's his sport.

02:28:48.000 Some people play chess.

02:28:50.000 That guy just jacks off in movie theaters and tries to get caught.

02:28:53.000 Yeah.

02:28:54.000 And got caught.

02:28:55.000 I'm a naughty boy.

02:28:56.000 Right.

02:28:57.000 I'm so naughty.

02:28:59.000 I did it again.

02:29:00.000 I came with you.

02:29:01.000 I did it again.

02:29:02.000 And if you saw him, he'd look like a teacher.

02:29:05.000 He looks so professional back on.

02:29:06.000 He watches jacking off in the movie theater.

02:29:08.000 He's probably buttoned down all day long at his job.

02:29:11.000 Has to be proper. 0.64

02:29:12.000 But really, he's a naughty, naughty.

02:29:14.000 Naughty boy. 0.89

02:29:15.000 Wants to go whack off in a theater.

02:29:17.000 That's a weird thing with dudes who want to be naughty. 0.98

02:29:22.000 You have a really sick girl to be fingering yourself in a movie theater by yourself. 1.00

02:29:22.000 You know? 1.00

02:29:27.000 You're a nut. 1.00

02:29:28.000 I mean, it sounds like a good girl to me. 1.00

02:29:29.000 I like it.

02:29:30.000 Right, but that's not like something that happens often, I bet.

02:29:33.000 I bet if it's like the amount of people that get caught whacking off in public, it's got to be like 99% men.

02:29:39.000 How many women are by themselves just playing with themselves? 1.00

02:29:39.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:29:42.000 You're probably already in a hospital if that's you doing that, you know?

02:29:45.000 You're not like a functional member of society like that guy, dressed like a professor, fingering yourself.

02:29:51.000 I like to think there's a lot more.

02:29:55.000 A boy can dream.

02:29:57.000 Can't a boy dream.

02:30:00.000 Yeah, if you wanted to guess the percentages, though.

02:30:04.000 Yeah, definitely guys more than girls.

02:30:06.000 Yeah, I'd say probably 75, 25.

02:30:06.000 Way more.

02:30:09.000 I bet there's no women who've ever been caught masturbating publicly. 0.67

02:30:09.000 100%. 0.67

02:30:09.000 Yeah. 0.67

02:30:13.000 No, there's that famous video that was on TikTok recently about a girl masturbating at a beach or something that just came out.

02:30:21.000 Did she get in trouble?

02:30:22.000 Yeah, she could, it was like a body camera.

02:30:23.000 Real, like, you sure there were real cops?

02:30:26.000 It might be just a video that they made.

02:30:28.000 There's a bunch of those where you see like someone getting harassed by a cop and they're like, this seems like acting.

02:30:35.000 And then you try to look for the case online.

02:30:37.000 It doesn't exist. 0.99

02:30:38.000 Like, this is bullshit. 0.99

02:30:40.000 Because before AI, there was a lot of people that were just pretending to make viral videos. 0.99

02:30:45.000 Like, pretend arguments, pretend fights, pretend cop encounters, like, you know, chess cam cop footage. 0.99

02:30:54.000 That's bullshit. 0.99

02:30:56.000 Because a lot of that. 1.00

02:30:56.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:30:57.000 Yeah. 0.98

02:30:58.000 So maybe that's bullshit too. 0.99

02:31:00.000 I don't know. 0.99

02:31:00.000 Who knows? 0.99

02:31:01.000 Maybe she's not really playing with herself on the beach.

02:31:04.000 She's got some sand in there. 0.97

02:31:06.000 All those little kids and their shovels.

02:31:08.000 Come shovel mommy sand. 1.00

02:31:11.000 Getting all swampy and mommy.

02:31:14.000 Oh, like an ocean's leaking in.

02:31:19.000 That's a dude activity. 0.99

02:31:21.000 Like public masturbation. 0.99

02:31:21.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:31:23.000 Like, that's a particularly broken woman who wants to play with herself at the beach in front of everybody. 0.98

02:31:28.000 Like, you have to be like just out of jail. 1.00

02:31:31.000 Like, out of your fucking mind. 1.00

02:31:32.000 Like, they must be looking for you already. 1.00

02:31:35.000 Like, by the time you're fingering yourself in front of the ocean.

02:31:39.000 Like, if they go into a room, they can just charge money for it.

02:31:42.000 That's true.

02:31:43.000 That's true.

02:31:45.000 You probably can, but only guys are going to pay for it.

02:31:48.000 You're going to have all these ladies looking at my money. 1.00

02:31:50.000 No, you're not.

02:31:51.000 No, no, no, no.

02:31:51.000 You're going to have a bunch of guys.

02:31:53.000 Yeah. 0.98

02:31:53.000 Gay guys, yeah. 0.98

02:31:54.000 A bunch of gay guys. 0.96

02:31:57.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:31:58.000 It's not like how many women have ever been arrested for public masturbation? 0.97

02:32:03.000 I put that up.

02:32:04.000 Put that number in the perplexity.

02:32:06.000 See what it has to do.

02:32:07.000 Make a scene.

02:32:07.000 And then make a Frank Visetta painting.

02:32:11.000 It's women fighting off the masturbation police. 1.00

02:32:17.000 Because, like, dudes jerking off in public is a scary thing. 1.00

02:32:20.000 Like, oh, this guy's a sex criminal. 1.00

02:32:21.000 He's jerking off in public. 1.00

02:32:22.000 A woman playing with herself in public is just kind of sad. 1.00

02:32:26.000 No, that's a hot.

02:32:27.000 It's hot.

02:32:28.000 Can you imagine if that was a problem?

02:32:30.000 Got too many women. 1.00

02:32:31.000 It would definitely be a problem if you were with your husband and you're walking along.

02:32:36.000 What a beautiful day at the park.

02:32:38.000 Mike, look.

02:32:39.000 Oh, look over here, Mike.

02:32:40.000 Don't look at it.

02:32:41.000 Don't watch. 0.82

02:32:42.000 She's a withering. 1.00

02:32:45.000 Come on, play in mommy sandbox. 1.00

02:32:51.000 It doesn't give numbers, it just gives five examples of ladies have been arrested. 0.99

02:32:56.000 Okay, let's see these people.

02:32:58.000 Information, we don't have to say the names. 0.72

02:33:00.000 Someone 38 years old, arrested in Florida, of course, masturbating during a video jail visit. 0.60

02:33:06.000 Oh, okay. 0.82

02:33:07.000 That's normal.

02:33:08.000 Arrested in Texas for masturbating in public while allegedly under the influence of drugs. 0.99

02:33:13.000 Crazy. 0.99

02:33:15.000 Arrested in Georgia for masturbating on a public beach using a vibrator. 1.00

02:33:20.000 Whoa, that's a wild bitch. 1.00

02:33:23.000 And then what's under there? 1.00

02:33:24.000 Arrested in Minnesota for masturbating naked in a vehicle. 0.98

02:33:28.000 Was she driving? 0.97

02:33:30.000 She's just sitting in the car.

02:33:33.000 Patrolman found her lying on the floor of an open gold Pontiac SUV, digitally penetrating herself.

02:33:41.000 It says digitally penetrating herself.

02:33:41.000 It's in quotes.

02:33:43.000 Digitally?

02:33:44.000 Yeah. 0.89

02:33:45.000 There's a 47-year-old woman with no fixed address facing charges of indecent exposure and disorderly conduct after public masturbation. 0.97

02:33:45.000 Wow. 0.97

02:33:55.000 Imagine that's how far you not only are you homeless, but you're homeless and whack it off.

02:33:59.000 So this Austin woman, I just looked her up because she said she was in Texas.

02:34:03.000 Look at her.

02:34:04.000 She's got so many photos, though. 0.99

02:34:05.000 She's been arrested so many times for masturbating. 1.00

02:34:08.000 Oh, that's her. 0.98

02:34:10.000 So, why does she do that? 1.00

02:34:12.000 Drugs, it says.

02:34:14.000 So, it's a drug test.

02:34:15.000 Oh, whoa, yeah, she's down.

02:34:17.000 Yeah, she's that girl downtown, right?

02:34:19.000 You know her.

02:34:19.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:34:20.000 Jamie's tiger.

02:34:21.000 Everybody knows her.

02:34:22.000 Yeah, she's always naked and stuff. 0.95

02:34:23.000 And there was a black version of her.

02:34:25.000 Wait a minute.

02:34:26.000 How many times has this lady been arrested? 1.00

02:34:27.000 We could go downtown and find her right now.

02:34:29.000 Yeah, she's by the bridge usually, brow creek in the career. 1.00

02:34:32.000 That's my kind of homeless person.

02:34:34.000 You know, a fixture in the community.

02:34:35.000 Yeah.

02:34:36.000 Like, it becomes a part of the tapestry, right?

02:34:39.000 It makes things more interesting.

02:34:40.000 Yeah.

02:34:41.000 That's my kind of homeless people.

02:34:42.000 I like them like that.

02:34:43.000 Six years ago.

02:34:43.000 Hey.

02:34:45.000 For six years, she's been banging out in the streets. 1.00

02:34:45.000 Wow. 1.00

02:34:47.000 Dude.

02:34:49.000 She's not wearing any pants at this time.

02:34:49.000 That's kind of curious.

02:34:52.000 How many people have loved ones that died of some horrible disease?

02:34:54.000 You're like, look at this lady. 0.95

02:34:55.000 She's out there thriving.

02:34:57.000 Yeah.

02:34:57.000 She's thriving.

02:34:58.000 You know?

02:34:59.000 Frank just took the vaccine and dropped dead playing soccer.

02:35:03.000 Yeah.

02:35:03.000 This lady is out there thriving.

02:35:05.000 I'm going to read all this in the Newsweek article.

02:35:09.000 This is in the Newsweek article.

02:35:10.000 Okay.

02:35:11.000 She was named in the affidavit as the general manager of the JW Marriage.

02:35:15.000 Someone else was, not that.

02:35:16.000 Oh, the witness.

02:35:17.000 I suppose.

02:35:18.000 The witness. 0.75

02:35:20.000 Document noted he heard Nichols in quotes making moaning noises as if she was having an orgasm.

02:35:28.000 Let me know what the kind of noises she made. 1.00

02:35:29.000 Look above it.

02:35:30.000 Public view in a public place with her legs straight up in the air, spread open. 1.00

02:35:35.000 Straight up in the air.

02:35:37.000 She doesn't even talk.

02:35:39.000 At one point, the suspect was seen rubbing herself back and forth on the plastic seat.

02:35:45.000 Okay.

02:35:46.000 That's hot.

02:35:48.000 That's diseases, bro.

02:35:50.000 That's how AIDS get started.

02:35:51.000 That's the real AIDS.

02:35:55.000 Venereal diseases by themselves, it's a weird.

02:35:57.000 What's the matter, Jamie?

02:35:58.000 That's what she used to look like. 0.99

02:35:59.000 That's what she used to look like. 1.00

02:36:01.000 Holy shit. 1.00

02:36:01.000 Yeah, times are hard. 1.00

02:36:03.000 Wow.

02:36:04.000 Yeah, when you are whacking off in public every day, I mean, that's like, you know, the face of a female MMA fighter. 0.97

02:36:10.000 Gets scarred up.

02:36:12.000 The picture I just had up that was a sanely different looking person.

02:36:15.000 Yeah.

02:36:15.000 Well, there's 12 different versions of her.

02:36:17.000 She's been barren upboxing with fentanyl for decades. 0.57

02:36:21.000 Yeah.

02:36:21.000 What do you expect?

02:36:23.000 You get scarred up.

02:36:24.000 Wow.

02:36:26.000 Yeah.

02:36:27.000 She kind of looks like a girl I know in that first photo.

02:36:31.000 It's hard out there.

02:36:33.000 Not for a girl. 1.00

02:36:34.000 It's hard for her.

02:36:36.000 See, she's clearly.

02:36:37.000 Yeah.

02:36:38.000 2019, there's no OnlyFans, really.

02:36:40.000 She had an OnlyFans?

02:36:41.000 She could have been on a default pass.

02:36:42.000 Yeah.

02:36:43.000 Not really.

02:36:44.000 She wouldn't have known.

02:36:45.000 Someone would have scammed her. 0.98

02:36:46.000 She would have lost it all.

02:36:49.000 OnlyFans is like, what is it?

02:36:52.000 Like, if you look at the amount of money earned, OnlyFans is bigger than NBA teams.

02:36:59.000 Like, what is the what is the amount of money generated by OnlyFans every year?

02:37:06.000 Let's just guess.

02:37:07.000 Let's just guess.

02:37:07.000 God.

02:37:08.000 All right.

02:37:10.000 I mean, it's way up there because I know there's some girls that make over a million a month. 1.00

02:37:17.000 Yeah, but they're small.

02:37:19.000 Excuse me.

02:37:19.000 That's a small number.

02:37:21.000 The most of them are actually not making much money at all, and they're giving up to Kruder forever, which is not good.

02:37:27.000 They're going to regret it for that 50 bucks a month that they were getting.

02:37:31.000 Most of them are not getting much. 0.99

02:37:32.000 It's probably some creep at the office who wants to see your butthole. 1.00

02:37:35.000 I mean, I know girls that they're just bartenders here in town that make thousands of dollars on it, and they don't do, they just show their fucking brawls. 1.00

02:37:44.000 Like, they're not even showing. 0.99

02:37:45.000 That's why you only make thousands.

02:37:47.000 You want to make millions? 1.00

02:37:47.000 You got to fuck a horse. 1.00

02:37:50.000 All right. 1.00

02:37:51.000 2019, the revenue of OnlyFans.

02:37:53.000 Guess $1.5 billion.

02:37:53.000 What do you think?

02:37:55.000 This is pre-pandemic.

02:37:57.000 Oh, pre-pandemic.

02:37:58.000 Oh, okay.

02:38:01.000 I'll just say 1.5 billion.

02:38:03.000 I'll say 700 million.

02:38:05.000 238 million in 2019.

02:38:07.000 It jumped up to 1.7 in 2020.

02:38:09.000 1.7 billion?

02:38:10.000 Yeah.

02:38:10.000 So the next year, that's the beginning of the pandemic.

02:38:12.000 But last year, what do you think it was?

02:38:13.000 Oh, God.

02:38:14.000 2024.

02:38:15.000 4.

02:38:17.000 14.

02:38:17.000 14 billion.

02:38:18.000 14 billion?

02:38:19.000 4.5 billion.

02:38:20.000 Just under eight.

02:38:22.000 Whoa, that's a lot.

02:38:23.000 For 395 million users.

02:38:27.000 And once again, 2019, it was what?

02:38:29.000 238 million.

02:38:31.000 Wow.

02:38:33.000 You want to hear the craziest number I heard?

02:38:36.000 Something like 50% of American males have a subscription to OnlyFans.

02:38:44.000 50%?

02:38:45.000 50.

02:38:47.000 Yeah.

02:38:48.000 It's like a statistic thing.

02:38:49.000 I think we looked it up like 10% of all females in America have an OnlyFans account, too, or something like that.

02:38:53.000 10%.

02:38:54.000 One in 10.

02:38:55.000 Between a certain age group.

02:38:56.000 Not like old ladies. 1.00

02:38:57.000 Imagine?

02:38:59.000 I like to think it's more.

02:39:02.000 10% is wild.

02:39:03.000 Yeah, it is.

02:39:04.000 It's wild.

02:39:05.000 One out of 10 ladies that you meet has an OnlyFans. 1.00

02:39:08.000 Yeah.

02:39:09.000 And when you think about the number of men, 377.5 million user accounts.

02:39:20.000 That's more than the U.S. population.

02:39:21.000 So obviously it's worldwide.

02:39:23.000 Whoa.

02:39:24.000 But isn't it in the United States like 150?

02:39:27.000 The United States accounts for approximately 55% of the users.

02:39:30.000 So it's 100 and you know, 100, what, two?

02:39:33.000 Yeah.

02:39:34.000 Basically 90 million.

02:39:36.000 Basically half.

02:39:37.000 That's cool.

02:39:38.000 Half of the population is on OnlyFans in America.

02:39:41.000 That's crazy.

02:39:43.000 How can that be true?

02:39:44.000 Is that one of those like serious XM things where you get a free subscription?

02:39:49.000 There are free accounts.

02:39:49.000 You know?

02:39:51.000 What?

02:39:51.000 You get a free account for what?

02:39:52.000 Plenty of girls sign up and like, I'm free right now.

02:39:54.000 Yeah.

02:39:55.000 So you can just make an account and have a lot of stuff.

02:39:55.000 Oh, that's.

02:39:57.000 But that's still someone, it's like, it's not like when YouTube put their phone, like their album on your iPhone.

02:40:03.000 You know what I mean?

02:40:03.000 Right.

02:40:04.000 Yeah, it's not like that.

02:40:04.000 But I think it's because more people, everyday people do it.

02:40:09.000 And so like teachers and like bartenders. 1.00

02:40:12.000 You know what I mean?

02:40:13.000 The teacher gets fired. 0.99

02:40:14.000 Dirt, I'm a dirty teacher. 0.99

02:40:15.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:40:15.000 That happens a lot. 0.99

02:40:16.000 There's a lot of teachers on there. 1.00

02:40:18.000 A lot of teachers are fucking kids. 1.00

02:40:19.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:40:20.000 Fucking hot teachers. 1.00

02:40:22.000 It's weird. 1.00

02:40:23.000 It's weird because everybody smiles when they read those stories.

02:40:26.000 When it's the hot lady and the 15-year-old football player, like, yeah. 0.53

02:40:31.000 There's no victims here.

02:40:34.000 That's one way where we were very prejudiced, actually.

02:40:38.000 Totally.

02:40:39.000 100%.

02:40:40.000 Yeah.

02:40:42.000 But this sheer number of people on OnlyFans in the United States is mind-blowing.

02:40:49.000 Yeah.

02:40:50.000 You know what I mean?

02:40:51.000 Like, think about it.

02:40:52.000 Like, that's above everything else.

02:40:56.000 Everything.

02:40:57.000 Like, how many subs?

02:40:59.000 How many subscribers, how many people use Spotify in the United States?

02:40:59.000 Okay.

02:41:06.000 A lot.

02:41:07.000 Let's guess.

02:41:09.000 Just in the United States.

02:41:11.000 How many people in the United States?

02:41:13.000 333 million plus Mexicans.

02:41:15.000 Okay.

02:41:16.000 I'll say 150 million.

02:41:19.000 150 million.

02:41:20.000 And that's going high.

02:41:21.000 That's a high number, I think.

02:41:22.000 Okay.

02:41:27.000 I don't know.

02:41:28.000 Because I think worldwide it's crazy.

02:41:30.000 Right.

02:41:32.000 It might be around there.

02:41:34.000 Most people I know have Spotify.

02:41:36.000 Yeah.

02:41:37.000 I think what does that mean, though?

02:41:38.000 Is that a biased sampling?

02:41:40.000 Because most people I know are my age or younger and listen to music a lot.

02:41:45.000 Right.

02:41:48.000 Worldwide, 713,281 premium subscribers.

02:41:54.000 In the U.S., it says 55 million paid subscribers.

02:41:57.000 Paid.

02:41:58.000 I bet that's but how many users in the United States?

02:42:02.000 Because I bet a lot of people don't.

02:42:03.000 Paid's kind of small.

02:42:04.000 Yeah.

02:42:05.000 Yeah.

02:42:07.000 I mean, I didn't know. 0.98

02:42:08.000 The point is more people are jerking off than listening to music. 0.98

02:42:12.000 That's my point. 0.95

02:42:13.000 Yeah.

02:42:14.000 That's crazy.

02:42:15.000 Right. 0.97

02:42:16.000 And that's only one of many options to get things to jerk off to online. 0.99

02:42:21.000 That's why we need to somehow find a way to put tits on music. 1.00

02:42:26.000 Dude, we're going to have vivid experiences that aren't real.

02:42:30.000 That's what's going to happen.

02:42:31.000 That's going to be the future of porn.

02:42:33.000 It's going to be just like AI, so there's no victims.

02:42:35.000 There's not going to be any real women that are exploited or sex trafficked and forced into doing this. 1.00

02:42:40.000 So it's going to be the hottest maid you've ever had in your life coming to your hotel room. 0.99

02:42:46.000 Robots.

02:42:47.000 It won't even be robots, dude.

02:42:49.000 It doesn't even have to be, but it could be.

02:42:50.000 But it doesn't have to be.

02:42:51.000 It can just be an artificial sensation that you're willing to sink into this matrix-like device, and it's going to provide you with some crazy porn scene.

02:43:03.000 That's what it's going to be.

02:43:04.000 And that's going to be a real problem because regular relationships are complicated.

02:43:09.000 People have to be attracted to you. 0.94

02:43:12.000 So you have to work hard to get people attracted to you, whether it's by making more money or by being hotter or whatever the fuck it is. 0.95

02:43:18.000 You ultimately want someone to touch you. 0.93

02:43:20.000 But it's the moment that is just something you could order up, like play an audiobook.

02:43:26.000 That's a wrap. 0.58

02:43:27.000 Poor females. 1.00

02:43:28.000 It's a wrap.

02:43:29.000 They're going to have to get real jobs.

02:43:30.000 They're going to have to start mining.

02:43:32.000 They're going to have no slaves in the Congo.

02:43:34.000 It's going to be all chicks. 1.00

02:43:36.000 Chicks mining. 0.98

02:43:37.000 Because the thing is, they're not going to want to do that. 0.89

02:43:41.000 Women like their pornography in literature form. 1.00

02:43:45.000 They like novels that are dirty and naughty. 0.98

02:43:48.000 They don't want to see it.

02:43:49.000 They want to think it.

02:43:50.000 Men want to see it.

02:43:53.000 And they want to just experience it. 1.00

02:43:54.000 Like if you could put goggles on anytime you want, every time you go to take a shit, you just have wild sex. 1.00

02:44:00.000 You know, what are you doing in there? 1.00

02:44:01.000 I'm just reading the paper. 1.00

02:44:03.000 You're in there fucking, aren't you, son of a bitch? 1.00

02:44:06.000 You just hear it in the background like she's calling you from another room. 1.00

02:44:09.000 Like it's just ruining your experience. 1.00

02:44:11.000 Stop fucking. 1.00

02:44:12.000 I'm not. 1.00

02:44:13.000 I'm reading the paper. 1.00

02:44:15.000 I'm taking a shit, reading the paper. 1.00

02:44:17.000 God damn it. 1.00

02:44:17.000 Leave me alone. 1.00

02:44:20.000 You don't even talk to me. 1.00

02:44:21.000 You're in there in the toilet with the girls in that head thing. 1.00

02:44:27.000 It's going to be a problem, man, because there's already so many incels in this country.

02:44:31.000 There's so many guys that just don't have any intimate relationships at all.

02:44:34.000 I think they was a thing where they were interviewing young men and trying to find out how many of them have sex on a regular basis.

02:44:43.000 And it's one of the lowest numbers ever recorded. 0.99

02:44:46.000 Although, like, how many times are people asking people how much fuck? 0.99

02:44:48.000 And who are they asking? 0.99

02:44:49.000 How much you do that? 1.00

02:44:52.000 Fucking. 1.00

02:44:54.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:44:56.000 But, like, I think it's a very unusual thing for people, you know, age 18 to 34 or whatever.

02:45:05.000 Like, young men are having less sex now than I think ever.

02:45:09.000 I think a lot of that is they're not even trying because of the access to porn.

02:45:15.000 Yeah.

02:45:15.000 And by the time it comes dinner time, take a lady out.

02:45:18.000 You've been beating off all day.

02:45:18.000 You got no jizz left.

02:45:20.000 Yeah.

02:45:21.000 Right.

02:45:23.000 And they're probably also not telling the truth or not.

02:45:25.000 Like, I'm not talking to you.

02:45:27.000 Who are you working for?

02:45:27.000 Like, you know what I mean?

02:45:28.000 These kids are like, don't trust anybody and they're not talking to the press.

02:45:33.000 Right.

02:45:34.000 Yeah, that's probably true too.

02:45:36.000 Right.

02:45:36.000 They know about privacy and stuff.

02:45:38.000 I'm not telling you.

02:45:38.000 Yeah, they're using VPNs.

02:45:39.000 Yeah.

02:45:40.000 VPNs. 1.00

02:45:41.000 Fuck off. 1.00

02:45:44.000 Yeah, if you have a VPN, that's the only way you can protect from people knowing exactly what you're doing at any given moment. 1.00

02:45:50.000 And even then, like, they're tracking you with metadata.

02:45:53.000 They're tracking where your cell phone's pinging to different towers, you know.

02:46:00.000 And then we're giving into more and more of that.

02:46:02.000 And then every time a new phone comes out, it's like a little more invasive.

02:46:05.000 Yeah.

02:46:11.000 Give up.

02:46:13.000 We're done?

02:46:14.000 We're done.

02:46:15.000 We're done.

02:46:16.000 Redman just checked out.

02:46:17.000 See how he knew?

02:46:17.000 No, no, I didn't.

02:46:18.000 It's like my dog when he doesn't want to bring the ball back anymore.

02:46:21.000 He's like, We're done.

02:46:22.000 We're done.

02:46:23.000 How's the new dog?

02:46:24.000 Oh, he's oh my god.

02:46:27.000 He's so cute.

02:46:27.000 He's so adorable.

02:46:29.000 He's the sweetest little thing.

02:46:30.000 Everybody who picks him up, all he does is just bathe you with kisses.

02:46:34.000 He barks when he kisses you.

02:46:36.000 He gets so excited, he barks.

02:46:37.000 His tail wags his whole little body.

02:46:40.000 He's like one of them dogs, like when he wags his tail, he's all like, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.

02:46:45.000 He's just jumping up, touching you.

02:46:46.000 I've always wanted one of those dogs.

02:46:48.000 Ever since I saw Insects in the City, what are they called?

02:46:53.000 It's a King Charles Cavalier Spaniel.

02:46:55.000 Charlotte had one of those.

02:46:56.000 He's so sweet.

02:46:57.000 And, you know, it made me love Marshall even more if that was possible because he's the sweetest dog to this little puppy.

02:47:04.000 He goes to him with toys to try to get him to play with him.

02:47:07.000 It's the most adorable thing of all time. 0.98

02:47:09.000 Like, he's just golden retrievers are the fucking sweetest animals. 0.99

02:47:13.000 Like, we don't deserve them. 0.99

02:47:15.000 We don't deserve them.

02:47:16.000 They're so sweet.

02:47:17.000 Like, Marshall has never been anything but sweet a day in his life.

02:47:21.000 He's never had a county moment on earth.

02:47:23.000 He's been alive for almost nine years.

02:47:25.000 Never had a county moment.

02:47:27.000 And he's so sweet to this little puppy.

02:47:29.000 He has this toy.

02:47:30.000 It's like an octopus-looking thing.

02:47:32.000 And he comes over and brings his little octopus over to Charlie.

02:47:35.000 Charlie grabs it and they're playing around. 0.97

02:47:37.000 It is so fucking cute, man. 0.96

02:47:40.000 He puts his paw on them like this, like a gentle paw on them when they're playing around with stuff. 0.97

02:47:45.000 You're going to clone Marshall?

02:47:46.000 No.

02:47:47.000 Why?

02:47:48.000 Because he's Marshall.

02:47:49.000 He's an original.

02:47:51.000 He's his own thing.

02:47:53.000 I don't believe in that.

02:47:54.000 I don't think you have to do that.

02:47:55.000 Like, that's crazy.

02:47:56.000 You meet a new dog.

02:47:58.000 You meet a new dog.

02:47:59.000 I've had a bunch of amazing dogs, you know, and they're all different.

02:48:03.000 And that's part of the fun.

02:48:04.000 You know, part of the fun is you don't know. 0.57

02:48:07.000 Like, this guy's crazy.

02:48:08.000 Like, what is he doing? 0.94

02:48:09.000 Right.

02:48:09.000 He gets to the door.

02:48:10.000 He goes, oh, where did you learn that?

02:48:13.000 Johnny Cash.

02:48:14.000 Yeah.

02:48:15.000 Oh, Johnny was.

02:48:16.000 He was the sweetest.

02:48:17.000 Yeah.

02:48:18.000 Yeah.

02:48:19.000 Every dog's got their own thing, man.

02:48:21.000 That's like part of the fun about being a dog owner.

02:48:23.000 They're all their own weird little personalities.

02:48:25.000 One of my dogs is getting so old, though.

02:48:27.000 It's blind and deaf now.

02:48:28.000 And it's the saddest thing.

02:48:30.000 She's constantly running into walls.

02:48:33.000 When Johnny was the last year of his life, I used to have to carry him outside.

02:48:38.000 That's what we have to do with this dog.

02:48:39.000 Yeah.

02:48:40.000 And Johnny was big.

02:48:41.000 So I used to, I was the only one who could carry him.

02:48:43.000 He's like 140 pounds.

02:48:45.000 So I'd have to open the door and have to pick him up and take him into the yard. 1.00

02:48:49.000 He would shit and piss. 1.00

02:48:50.000 He could barely walk. 1.00

02:48:52.000 He could literally barely bend down to shit. 1.00

02:48:55.000 It was horrible. 1.00

02:48:56.000 Yeah, I'm going through the thing right now.

02:48:57.000 It's like, I don't know if I should spend, because it's super expensive, the money to do the cataracts so she can see again at least.

02:49:04.000 How old is she? 0.98

02:49:06.000 14, 13.

02:49:07.000 And they usually last about 15, so maybe one year less.

02:49:11.000 Surgery is probably going to wreck her life. 1.00

02:49:13.000 I know.

02:49:13.000 And it's going to be painful.

02:49:15.000 Imagine giving one more year.

02:49:18.000 Like, she can see now because she's just so sad and depressed.

02:49:21.000 She might just die.

02:49:22.000 I know.

02:49:22.000 She might die from the operation.

02:49:24.000 She's so old. 1.00

02:49:26.000 It sucks. 1.00

02:49:26.000 That's the thing about dogs. 1.00

02:49:27.000 It's so hard.

02:49:29.000 Like, Johnny was 13 when he died.

02:49:30.000 Yeah.

02:49:31.000 Maybe 14.

02:49:32.000 Like, he was, and the last year was rough.

02:49:36.000 It was so sad.

02:49:37.000 Yeah, I don't want to deal with it.

02:49:39.000 I know.

02:49:40.000 I know.

02:49:40.000 It's hard, man.

02:49:41.000 It's hard.

02:49:43.000 You know, but that's what happens when you love something.

02:49:47.000 Like the when it's you got to have the missing it, like there's got to be grief because if not for that, you don't feel the love.

02:49:55.000 Yeah.

02:49:55.000 The love and the loss, they're all connected in some weird way, unfortunately.

02:50:00.000 And with dogs, they're the perfect example of that because they're just little love machines.

02:50:05.000 They just give you love.

02:50:07.000 And they are a direct reflection of how you treat them.

02:50:10.000 You know, if you treat them well and they're happy to see you and they're sweet to everybody, like that's that's a good life, a love life.

02:50:18.000 It just doesn't last long.

02:50:19.000 You know, Marshall's nine.

02:50:21.000 You know, I give him the best food he can get.

02:50:23.000 He's very healthy.

02:50:25.000 He's a farmer's dog, gets plenty of exercise, but I know it's only a matter of time.

02:50:30.000 And it's sad.

02:50:32.000 Yeah.

02:50:33.000 It's hard.

02:50:35.000 Anyway.

02:50:37.000 Bring this train into a screeching halt. 0.99

02:50:42.000 What are you up to other than Kill Tony? 0.99

02:50:44.000 You're always doing some weird shit on that. 0.97

02:50:45.000 Yeah, I'm doing, I got my fake band going on right now, Catbrad. 0.98

02:50:49.000 What is that on?

02:50:50.000 How do you do that?

02:50:51.000 It's on Spotify, YouTube, Cap Red Music.

02:50:53.000 It's pretty much, I've always made music like Olive Garden, Butthole, all those songs I used to make.

02:50:58.000 But I used to sing it.

02:50:59.000 So now I just write a bunch of music and I use AI to sing it for me and make it a chick.

02:51:08.000 And I have like a bunch of music videos and stuff on YouTube that I'm using AI to make.

02:51:12.000 And I scan Janice's face in it so she plays like the. 0.98

02:51:15.000 Are you still doing the virtual reality rooms?

02:51:19.000 I'm doing that too.

02:51:20.000 Yeah.

02:51:20.000 I'm doing virtual red band.

02:51:22.000 I do that like once or twice a week.

02:51:24.000 And how do people know when you're going to do that?

02:51:26.000 You just tweet it, Instagram, or that's on Red Band on YouTube.

02:51:30.000 But yeah, all my stuff is on YouTube, Red Band and Catbrid music.

02:51:34.000 Okay.

02:51:34.000 All right.

02:51:35.000 All right.

02:51:36.000 I love you.

02:51:36.000 Love you, buddy.

02:51:37.000 Love you too.

The Joe Rogan Experience - November 11, 2025

Joe Rogan Experience #2409 - Brian Redban

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