The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience #2413 - Theo Von

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00:00:03.000 the joe rogan experience train by day joe rogan podcast by night all day who me i didn't know you were talking Talking to one of us.

00:00:19.000 There's only three of us sitting here.

00:00:22.000 I don't know, dude.

00:00:23.000 Well, the glasses, man, what's the new sophisticated look?

00:00:25.000 Yeah, I got them.

00:00:26.000 What's going on?

00:00:27.000 I see you got them.

00:00:27.000 I see.

00:00:28.000 Yeah, they're great, man.

00:00:29.000 My buddy Joseph gave them to me.

00:00:31.000 I got them from him.

00:00:32.000 Yeah.

00:00:33.000 Yeah, and they're popping.

00:00:34.000 And they help, too.

00:00:35.000 Yeah?

00:00:36.000 Yeah.

00:00:36.000 Are you losing your vision?

00:00:39.000 I don't think so, but I think these just make it even better.

00:00:42.000 Let me see.

00:00:42.000 Okay.

00:00:43.000 Let me try them.

00:00:44.000 See how your eyes are.

00:00:45.000 Try them on, big dog.

00:00:47.000 Oh, barely.

00:00:49.000 I could get them weighted, too, so you could do a neck workout.

00:00:51.000 We have them on.

00:00:52.000 Why would you do that?

00:00:53.000 This is, God, I can't tell the difference.

00:00:58.000 Are you sure these are real?

00:01:00.000 I think they are.

00:01:01.000 I don't think these are real glasses, dog.

00:01:04.000 Let me see.

00:01:05.000 I don't think they, Jamie, put these on.

00:01:07.000 First of all, they're smeared as fuck.

00:01:09.000 Yeah, somehow they keep getting grease on them, dude.

00:01:11.000 I'll dump.

00:01:11.000 You got greasy fucking fingers.

00:01:13.000 You keep touching them.

00:01:15.000 You're rubbing your head.

00:01:15.000 Look at you.

00:01:16.000 You're rubbing your greasy face.

00:01:17.000 I don't even go in the kitchen.

00:01:19.000 You don't need grease.

00:01:20.000 You don't need to go in the kitchen for grease.

00:01:22.000 Barely tell the difference, right?

00:01:23.000 It's doing something, but.

00:01:24.000 It's barely.

00:01:25.000 Barely.

00:01:26.000 This is psychological.

00:01:27.000 It's like it's if you're, it's if you're 20, if you're not, 2020 or 2025.

00:01:31.000 These are psychological dog.

00:01:33.000 You really?

00:01:33.000 You don't think they're good no no no, i'm saying I mean they're fine, but they're psychological.

00:01:42.000 Um, they're uh, I think it's a psychological thing.

00:01:46.000 Yeah, it could be.

00:01:47.000 I gotta believe that they make you see better.

00:01:50.000 My vision's.

00:01:51.000 Okay, it's not as good as it was when I was young I gotta read the packaging again but it's a lot better than it used to be.

00:01:56.000 I started using red light.

00:01:57.000 A red light bed makes a giant difference man, really huge difference.

00:02:01.000 Yeah, I don't need reading glasses anymore.

00:02:02.000 I needed reading glasses for a while.

00:02:04.000 Like, look at my phone, like it was fine text.

00:02:06.000 Yeah, I don't read it.

00:02:07.000 I don't need it at all anymore, and that's because of the red light.

00:02:09.000 Oh yeah, 100.

00:02:10.000 Huh yeah, red light therapy and certain vitamins like lutein.

00:02:14.000 There's a few different.

00:02:15.000 There's a company called PURE Encapsulations.

00:02:18.000 They make a formulation called macular support and I I take that stuff, but those two things for sure have had a big impact.

00:02:27.000 I think it's the red light though, more than anything.

00:02:28.000 That was the big, that's the big factor.

00:02:30.000 I've been doing sauna, i've been getting in there.

00:02:33.000 It feels good.

00:02:34.000 I feel like a little dumpling when I get out of there.

00:02:35.000 Yeah, it's good.

00:02:36.000 Yeah right, yeah it feels good.

00:02:38.000 Yeah, get that body all heated up and everything just kind of flows out of you.

00:02:42.000 I saw a protocol of what you're supposed to do before you get in there and i've never done any of these things.

00:02:46.000 But it's like how much water you're supposed to drink before you go.

00:02:49.000 In like 45 minutes you're supposed to go, you're supposed to drink uh, like a liter of water with electrolytes and some magnesium.

00:03:00.000 I don't know.

00:03:00.000 Some guy made this.

00:03:02.000 That's the problem.

00:03:02.000 Like everybody's an online guru yeah well, everybody.

00:03:06.000 Everything they watch, it's like they think you're trying to get in the Olympics.

00:03:08.000 It's like bitch, you're just gonna fucking get to work. 1.00

00:03:11.000 You know i'm.

00:03:13.000 I just want to feel a little bit better.

00:03:15.000 Yeah, I'm just trying to make it out of my garage.

00:03:17.000 Give me an edge.

00:03:19.000 Give me an edge on this cold, hard world.

00:03:21.000 Yeah, that's the only thing, man.

00:03:23.000 That's all I'm looking for.

00:03:24.000 But good to see you, dude.

00:03:25.000 Good to see you always, my friend.

00:03:26.000 I'm glad you're still alive.

00:03:28.000 I'm glad you're still alive, too.

00:03:28.000 You too.

00:03:29.000 Amen.

00:03:30.000 We've both been interviewing dangerous people.

00:03:32.000 Have we, you think?

00:03:34.000 Yeah.

00:03:34.000 Yeah, definitely.

00:03:36.000 You really have.

00:03:39.000 Who have I interviewed that you haven't?

00:03:41.000 It's more dangerous.

00:03:42.000 Oh, I don't know.

00:03:43.000 That's a good question.

00:03:45.000 I mean, I did.

00:03:46.000 I don't.

00:03:48.000 Yeah, I don't think I've had people that's that dangerous.

00:03:50.000 Maybe Thomas Massey.

00:03:52.000 Oh, do you have him on?

00:03:53.000 Yeah.

00:03:53.000 Yeah, they all hate him right now.

00:03:56.000 This is a sad thing about both political parties, not just the right, but the left too, is they decide that they're going to gang up on someone for not toeing the line.

00:04:06.000 Yeah.

00:04:07.000 You know, like whatever happened to having different opinions, whatever happened to having different perspectives and being able to argue your perspective.

00:04:15.000 But then they have these goofy ass bills, which, by the way, they just fucking slip something into this last bill that Mitch McConnell guy did, I believe.

00:04:25.000 Make sure that he did it.

00:04:26.000 The hemp thing.

00:04:28.000 They slip this thing in where you can no longer buy CBD with like, it has to be like the lowest trace amount of THC in it, which is for like, like my wife's mom, you know, she's an older lady and she takes CBD for pain for joints and stuff like that.

00:04:47.000 Does she smoke it or she does ointment? 0.83

00:04:48.000 No, she takes like oil, like CBD oil. 1.00

00:04:51.000 Yeah, he's smoking in a fucking dead turtle.

00:04:55.000 He's a leading proponent of closing a 2018 farm bill loophole allowing intoxicating THC to be sold in low doses.

00:05:03.000 See, but he's got a couple of fucking milligrams in his neck.

00:05:06.000 Look at that moment.

00:05:07.000 He's got something going on.

00:05:08.000 They definitely got him medicated.

00:05:10.000 There ain't no way that guy's sleeping without help.

00:05:12.000 Everybody hates him.

00:05:13.000 It looks like he hit a joint and it won't leave him alone.

00:05:16.000 Go back up his show.

00:05:17.000 Like, took an edible.

00:05:18.000 He liked Joey Diaz dosed him.

00:05:22.000 He looks like he's on the church.

00:05:24.000 He's on the church of what's happening now.

00:05:25.000 And Joey Diaz.

00:05:27.000 Joey Diaz and Lee are just staring at him.

00:05:31.000 Yeah.

00:05:32.000 They got to change that.

00:05:34.000 That's really bad.

00:05:36.000 Why is it bad?

00:05:37.000 Because for people that are getting benefits from CBD, the THC along with the CBD.

00:05:37.000 Because of what they do.

00:05:42.000 And by the way, we're talking super, super low amounts, but there's something about how CBD and THC work in a synergistic way for people that are in a lot of pain.

00:05:55.000 I know a lot of people, like I said, my wife's mom, she says the stuff with the THC in it works better.

00:06:00.000 And it's not getting her high.

00:06:01.000 Like, this is the misunderstanding.

00:06:04.000 This stuff's not going to get you high.

00:06:05.000 But what it will do is it helps with anxiety for a lot of people.

00:06:10.000 It definitely reduces inflammation.

00:06:13.000 And for people that have like joint pain, like my friend Dave Foley.

00:06:16.000 Dave Foley from News Radio, Kids in the Hall, Dave Foley, awesome guy.

00:06:20.000 Dave had like pretty severe arthritis in his hands, like where, you know, he was really having a hard time opening his hands.

00:06:27.000 Started taking CBD oil.

00:06:29.000 Did he open a jar or anything like that?

00:06:30.000 You think was an artist?

00:06:31.000 It was pain, man.

00:06:32.000 It was bad.

00:06:33.000 But now it's gone.

00:06:34.000 And it's gone because of CBD.

00:06:36.000 It's really effective, man.

00:06:38.000 It's really effective.

00:06:39.000 And so, what they're saying that they don't want you to, why are they doing that?

00:06:42.000 Because they want to control it?

00:06:43.000 It's the alcohol lobby.

00:06:44.000 It's the same people that are trying to keep marijuana illegal in Texas.

00:06:48.000 It's the alcohol lobby.

00:06:50.000 This is the fact.

00:06:51.000 The fact is, when people start smoking weed, they drink less.

00:06:56.000 And, you know, I mean, it could be because they just decided to get high and not get drunk.

00:07:02.000 Or it could be that they smoke pot and they get a little paranoid and they go, oh my God, why am I poisoning myself five days a week?

00:07:08.000 Well, a lot of people now feel like they're just doing like cocaine and saunas, it seems like.

00:07:11.000 I don't think they're doing those together.

00:07:13.000 Maybe in your neighborhood.

00:07:16.000 Not in our area.

00:07:17.000 Maybe it's your town.

00:07:18.000 I want my neighbors to know that.

00:07:19.000 Maybe your neighbors are coming over their underwear with a fucking baggie.

00:07:24.000 Let's go, Theo.

00:07:26.000 Let's go.

00:07:27.000 Let's get that bitch up to 185. 1.00

00:07:29.000 Let's go.

00:07:30.000 There's a place.

00:07:32.000 Throw that water on them rocks.

00:07:34.000 I'm ready.

00:07:34.000 I want my nasal cavity to be opened wide.

00:07:38.000 Get that eucalyptus in the air.

00:07:42.000 Bro, dude.

00:07:44.000 The best is, yeah, if you have a good brother or somebody, they say eucalyptus.

00:07:48.000 Yeah, eucalyptus.

00:07:49.000 Get the eucalyptus in the air.

00:07:50.000 But yeah, I don't know if a lot of people are even drinking that much anymore.

00:07:53.000 Do you think?

00:07:54.000 A lot less people are drinking, including me.

00:07:56.000 But I did have a drink the other night before I went on stage, and I felt great.

00:07:58.000 Whoa, I haven't done that in a while.

00:08:00.000 I had a little whiskey before I went on stage.

00:08:02.000 But I gave up on drinking entirely for many months.

00:08:05.000 I forget how many months, but it was quite a while where I didn't have a sip of alcohol and I felt way better.

00:08:11.000 You did?

00:08:11.000 Yeah, but I don't think there's anything wrong with moderation.

00:08:13.000 You know, like when I was in New York, I went to this place, Teresi.

00:08:18.000 Oh, my God.

00:08:19.000 For MSG, you mean?

00:08:20.000 For the pipes just now?

00:08:21.000 Oh, my God.

00:08:21.000 There's this Italian restaurant in New York City called Teresi.

00:08:25.000 Oh, it's so good.

00:08:27.000 Remember that place you took me to?

00:08:29.000 Oh, yeah, Gaetanos in Vegas.

00:08:31.000 Oh, so good.

00:08:33.000 The little bro, all handmade pasta at Gaetanos, man.

00:08:36.000 What was that little thing?

00:08:37.000 It's like a little square little ravioli song.

00:08:39.000 Oh, my God.

00:08:40.000 Like a shingle fell off the roof of heaven and landed in my mouth.

00:08:40.000 Oh, my God, right?

00:08:44.000 With that sauce, just perfect soft.

00:08:47.000 And Gaetanos is like a lot of it.

00:08:50.000 It's like the best ones get their flour from Italy because it doesn't fuck with your stomach.

00:08:55.000 Our flour's all messed up, man.

00:08:57.000 Our wheat's messed up.

00:08:58.000 Oh, yeah, a lot of our wheat's from Memphis, dude.

00:09:00.000 A lot of our wheat has like, yeah.

00:09:01.000 All kinds of pesticides on it.

00:09:03.000 Glyphosate.

00:09:04.000 A lot of it has traps.

00:09:05.000 It's a trap wheat.

00:09:06.000 Yeah, a lot of it has guns.

00:09:07.000 It's like fucking bullet holes in our wheat.

00:09:09.000 You can test positive for Coke.

00:09:11.000 Just from that, just from eating wheat.

00:09:13.000 Just from having bread.

00:09:14.000 Do you know how many dollar bills test positive for Coke?

00:09:17.000 It's some crazy number.

00:09:18.000 Yeah, I could imagine that that's probably true.

00:09:20.000 This guy tests positive, huh?

00:09:22.000 Is that y'all stepdad?

00:09:22.000 That's Art.

00:09:23.000 No, that's Art Bell.

00:09:25.000 You don't know who Art Bell is?

00:09:26.000 Coast to Coast with Art Bell from the Kingdom of Nye.

00:09:29.000 Yeah, Perrup, Nevada.

00:09:31.000 That's him.

00:09:32.000 Yeah, that's Art.

00:09:33.000 He's the godfather of fun conspiracies.

00:09:35.000 Yes, he's UFOs.

00:09:37.000 The radio station could listen at night.

00:09:39.000 Dude, he was my nighttime jam coming home from the comedy store.

00:09:43.000 I could see that.

00:09:44.000 Always, because you're coming home from the comedy store.

00:09:46.000 It's like, you know, one o'clock in the morning and the art coast to coast with art bells on.

00:09:51.000 The guy calls up, Art, I'm a time traveler.

00:09:54.000 He had a time traveler hotline.

00:09:56.000 Yes, he did.

00:09:57.000 He could call you.

00:09:58.000 He was you, you freak.

00:10:00.000 How many time travelers you've had in here?

00:10:02.000 Probably a couple.

00:10:02.000 Oh, yeah.

00:10:03.000 At least one.

00:10:04.000 A couple that probably can't find their way home to.

00:10:06.000 At least one.

00:10:06.000 I've had at least one time travel.

00:10:07.000 No, dude, that's you.

00:10:08.000 I could totally picture it now.

00:10:09.000 You, like, you get a car with some speakers in it, and you're driving around listening to Art Bell.

00:10:14.000 Oh, there's a lot of people listening.

00:10:16.000 He was really popular.

00:10:16.000 Oh, no, I know how popular he was, but I mean, at a level where you would bump it with bass.

00:10:20.000 Like, you loved it.

00:10:20.000 Oh, yeah.

00:10:21.000 Right, right, right.

00:10:22.000 Yeah, I loved it.

00:10:23.000 I loved it.

00:10:24.000 You know, it's like the perfect stuff to occupy your mind coming home from the comedy store.

00:10:28.000 Oh, yeah.

00:10:29.000 Because occasionally it was like real shit.

00:10:31.000 Like, occasionally he'd have some people talking about some really fascinating things, you know, like asteroid impacts.

00:10:38.000 And he had Terrence McKenna on a few times.

00:10:39.000 He had a lot of interesting people.

00:10:41.000 But then every now and then, he would mix it up with a dude who says he's a werewolf.

00:10:46.000 And Art would never go, man, you ain't a werewolf.

00:10:49.000 He would go, interesting.

00:10:50.000 Tell me more.

00:10:52.000 He let dudes talk.

00:10:54.000 He let dudes say the most ridiculous shit.

00:10:56.000 It was fucking great.

00:10:58.000 I got to do his show once.

00:11:00.000 I did it.

00:11:01.000 Yeah, I did it when it was on the radio or on the internet rather.

00:11:05.000 He wasn't on the radio anymore.

00:11:06.000 He had an internet radio show for a while.

00:11:08.000 Did he know who you were at that point or no?

00:11:10.000 Yeah.

00:11:10.000 Yeah, luckily.

00:11:11.000 But to me, it was like, fuck yeah.

00:11:13.000 It's like a few things in my life where when I did them, I was like, yes.

00:11:18.000 You know, that was a big one.

00:11:19.000 I hung up the phone.

00:11:20.000 I had a giant fucking smile on my face.

00:11:21.000 Yeah.

00:11:22.000 I just did the Art Bell show, son.

00:11:23.000 Dude, that's so cool that that's him.

00:11:25.000 I can't tell if I can see him better with or without these on.

00:11:28.000 I think it's psychological.

00:11:29.000 I'm telling you, those glasses don't do a damn thing.

00:11:31.000 They don't even change the shape of your face.

00:11:33.000 You know, sometimes people put them on, and I always go, how blind is this motherfucker?

00:11:37.000 And I look to the side and I can see like their face caps in like a half a foot because they got giant magnifying glasses over their eyeballs.

00:11:45.000 But with you, it looks exactly the same.

00:11:47.000 The line of your face doesn't change at all when you turn side to side.

00:11:51.000 I think they're fucking with you.

00:11:53.000 I think they think you're crazy.

00:11:54.000 And then like, his eyes are perfect.

00:11:56.000 Just give him some clear lenses.

00:11:58.000 And you're like, yeah, I think this works.

00:12:00.000 I think I see better than these.

00:12:02.000 Y'all got a vape pen.

00:12:06.000 Yeah.

00:12:07.000 Let me hit that vape, homie. 1.00

00:12:09.000 There is something about when people wear them, they look smarter.

00:12:13.000 Oh, for sure, dude.

00:12:14.000 My friend was wearing them the other day, this girl, and I was like, dang, this girl is...

00:12:18.000 She must be a genius. 0.82

00:12:20.000 Hot secretary.

00:12:20.000 Yeah.

00:12:22.000 Or hot professor, hot lady professor. 0.98

00:12:24.000 Let me do some homework up in them undies. 0.89

00:12:26.000 That's what I was thinking.

00:12:30.000 Let me get up in that study hall, baby girl.

00:12:33.000 Let me get extra credit points.

00:12:36.000 Let's go.

00:12:37.000 Yeah, dude.

00:12:38.000 But if you're a dumb dude with glasses, that's a bad look.

00:12:41.000 Because not only are you blind, but you're fucking stupid, too.

00:12:44.000 It was like Stephen Avery's cousin, that little fellow that stood by the, like, was grilling hot dogs on that burn barrel.

00:12:50.000 Remember when they when they're Stephen Avery?

00:12:54.000 Who's Stephen Avery?

00:12:55.000 I mean, Jamie, the murders from the Netflix thing from the, I think it was a Penn Mac, wasn't it? 0.78

00:13:02.000 Making a murder.

00:13:02.000 Was that him?

00:13:04.000 Yeah.

00:13:04.000 I can't remember.

00:13:05.000 What was his case?

00:13:06.000 He was a murderer.

00:13:07.000 Well, they said he was.

00:13:08.000 Was he?

00:13:09.000 Yes, he was a murderer.

00:13:10.000 He's in jail for it.

00:13:11.000 And he had his little cousin.

00:13:13.000 Oh, this is the guy that's a little mentally challenged.

00:13:16.000 Yeah, I've read some stuff.

00:13:18.000 And his little cousin, that's him.

00:13:19.000 His shades on.

00:13:20.000 Brendan Dassey, B. Dassey.

00:13:23.000 Who's actually, we did a little bit of pin paddling with him, tried to anyway.

00:13:27.000 What do they think about this?

00:13:28.000 Do they think that?

00:13:29.000 I think he did it.

00:13:30.000 I think there was like, I believe people said that the Netflix thing got like edited strange and left stuff out.

00:13:36.000 That's the thing.

00:13:36.000 You can't tell what's real anymore.

00:13:37.000 Who knows?

00:13:38.000 Well, selective editing is crazy.

00:13:41.000 It's crazy that they still do that.

00:13:44.000 Everything's crazy right now.

00:13:45.000 I know.

00:13:46.000 I mean, I feel like this is the year.

00:13:48.000 Do you feel like this is the year that people realize that like both of the neither side of the government is working for us?

00:13:57.000 Is that a weird thing to say?

00:13:58.000 Well, it's true.

00:13:59.000 It's pretty obvious that it's true.

00:14:01.000 They're all working for the people that got them in.

00:14:01.000 Okay.

00:14:03.000 So no matter what they, even if they're good people that want to do well for you, their obligations when they get in there are the people that help them get in there.

00:14:10.000 They're the campaign contributors.

00:14:12.000 They're the military industrial complex, the military contractors, the big money.

00:14:16.000 Big money banks, big money.

00:14:19.000 That's what all this government shutdown shit was all about, man.

00:14:23.000 It's all about health care, right?

00:14:25.000 So it's all about how much money is getting funneled through these corporations.

00:14:29.000 If you really think that what they're trying to do is make sure that people get health care, you're fucking naive.

00:14:35.000 Yeah, you're ridiculous.

00:14:37.000 What they're doing is they are protecting some kind of slush fund.

00:14:42.000 If somebody digs into this and finds out where that money's going and finds out how this money's distributed, it'll make more sense.

00:14:49.000 Because there ain't a fucking chance in hell that they're keeping the government shut down to protect your health.

00:14:55.000 There's not a chance.

00:14:56.000 There's not a chance they're shutting down the fucking air traffic controllers.

00:15:01.000 Not a chance.

00:15:02.000 They're shutting down NASA because they're worried about you getting the flu.

00:15:05.000 That shit is not happening.

00:15:07.000 That's not what's going on.

00:15:08.000 But I think everybody's starting to realize that.

00:15:10.000 Dude, I went to the post office.

00:15:11.000 Have you been to the post office recently?

00:15:13.000 I have not.

00:15:14.000 Okay.

00:15:14.000 Not since I voted.

00:15:15.000 That was the last time I was at the post office.

00:15:17.000 Well, it's over.

00:15:17.000 Okay.

00:15:19.000 So if you want to know what the post office is like, dude, I'm not even joking.

00:15:25.000 I went into the closest branch near me in Nashville.

00:15:28.000 There was two birds.

00:15:30.000 There was two crows in there.

00:15:31.000 One of them was a crow, definitely.

00:15:32.000 One of them was a pretty big bird, and I thought it was a crow, but he had some discoloration or whatever.

00:15:36.000 So maybe like a mulatto crow or a mixed crow or something. 1.00

00:15:39.000 I don't know.

00:15:40.000 Pulling a fucking bot, like fighting over a fucking box in there. 0.59

00:15:40.000 Okay. 0.59

00:15:44.000 And there's a lady, kind of like a darker woman in there. 1.00

00:15:48.000 And she's spraying fucking Lysol trying to get them out of the fucking post office. 1.00

00:15:52.000 I was like, Lysol.

00:15:54.000 Yeah, or like a fabuloso, like a cleaning spray.

00:15:58.000 Like a disinfectant.

00:15:59.000 Oh, okay.

00:15:59.000 Yeah.

00:16:00.000 Like she's standing on a little stepladder trying to fucking get these two birds who were fighting over a fucking package. 1.00

00:16:00.000 Got it. 1.00

00:16:06.000 I was like, we're fucked.

00:16:07.000 We're fucked, man.

00:16:08.000 That's, and that's the ghost.

00:16:11.000 That's biblical.

00:16:11.000 Right?

00:16:12.000 Yeah.

00:16:12.000 I mean, I'm sure it seems like a steam outtake.

00:16:14.000 Yeah.

00:16:15.000 You know?

00:16:15.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:16:16.000 But I'm like, this is where we are.

00:16:18.000 This is this is how, like, everything's privatized now.

00:16:21.000 It's a wrap.

00:16:24.000 Do you feel like it's a wrap?

00:16:25.000 Like, I've been thinking for years that America just feels like a shell company, like a shell LLC.

00:16:30.000 Here's the thing about it being privatized.

00:16:32.000 Some things probably should be privatized because they work better.

00:16:36.000 Okay, well, like FedEx came along, UPS came along.

00:16:39.000 So those came along.

00:16:40.000 But the post office still does a good job, man.

00:16:43.000 I'm going to disagree with that.

00:16:44.000 I never disagree with you, I don't think.

00:16:44.000 I'm sorry.

00:16:46.000 The post office is the only people that are sending letters for you for like 30 cents or whatever it costs.

00:16:53.000 And then the post office are the only way that you could ship chickens, live chicks, like little baby chicks. 0.80

00:16:58.000 They have to do it through the post office because they know what to do and they keep them alive.

00:17:02.000 They know they're chicks. 0.99

00:17:03.000 Ooh, that's nice.

00:17:03.000 I didn't know that.

00:17:04.000 We've had chickens, you know, and every chicken we can't, when we get them, they're baby chicks.

00:17:08.000 And they come in the mail?

00:17:09.000 They get them through the post office.

00:17:10.000 Post office delivers them.

00:17:11.000 Can you hear the package like that?

00:17:12.000 It's like, yeah, bro, the post office, it works.

00:17:15.000 It's not perfect because it's the government and there's no government programs that are perfect.

00:17:19.000 It doesn't work that good anymore, though.

00:17:21.000 I think it's gotten so bad, dude.

00:17:25.000 The post office.

00:17:26.000 Maybe.

00:17:26.000 Bro, it's gotten bad.

00:17:27.000 I sent my niece a birthday card, dude.

00:17:29.000 She never got it.

00:17:30.000 It had money.

00:17:30.000 She never got it.

00:17:31.000 It's gone.

00:17:32.000 She'll never get it.

00:17:32.000 It's gone.

00:17:33.000 Bro, you know what I was doing?

00:17:34.000 Nobody's getting anything.

00:17:34.000 The videos of these people dropping off UPS packages.

00:17:37.000 They take a picture of the package and then they steal the package.

00:17:41.000 I've seen that.

00:17:42.000 I've seen videos of that.

00:17:43.000 I think people are kind of hip to what ring cameras could do.

00:17:46.000 But, bro, there was quite a while where people were doing some really fucking horrible shit right in front of those cameras because they didn't know.

00:17:53.000 They didn't know.

00:17:54.000 You can't be just stealing people's packages after you drop them off like the fucking UPS driver.

00:17:59.000 You know?

00:18:00.000 It's a fucking wild thing.

00:18:02.000 Like a lot of videos of that, man.

00:18:03.000 They put them down, take a picture, and then they pick them up, take them back to their truck.

00:18:06.000 And take it back.

00:18:07.000 And then the camera's like, hey, fuckface.

00:18:09.000 Yeah.

00:18:11.000 Hey, motherfucker.

00:18:12.000 Yeah.

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00:19:06.000 Listen, man.

00:19:07.000 They should have different like ring cameras, like a voice like, this is Mr. T. You need to bring that package back, sucker.

00:19:13.000 That is one of the dirtiest things, porch pirates, people that are just stealing shit off your porch.

00:19:17.000 To get that close to somebody's house to be right there.

00:19:20.000 That's one thing I like about living in a state where there is the ability to express something.

00:19:25.000 You're talking about guns bulletarily.

00:19:28.000 That's all I like to say.

00:19:30.000 There's the ability to express something bulletarily to somebody if you disagree, if their behavior is illegal.

00:19:37.000 Yeah.

00:19:38.000 You got to be careful about that, though.

00:19:40.000 The laws are different in different places.

00:19:43.000 Like, even if someone's stealing something, you're not allowed to kill them.

00:19:47.000 A guy just got in trouble because some dudes, I think there was three dudes broke into his garage and he went into his garage and they went after him and he shot them and he killed one of them.

00:20:00.000 And now they're bringing him up for manslaughter.

00:20:03.000 Because I guess they're saying he didn't have to shoot them.

00:20:06.000 He could have just scared them or he didn't have to kill them.

00:20:10.000 He could have just retreated back into his home.

00:20:12.000 Like in California, they're literally telling them like a.

00:20:17.000 Oh, just scared him with a gun, I guess.

00:20:19.000 I guess, but like, you don't know what they have.

00:20:22.000 You don't know what's going on.

00:20:23.000 These are split-second decisions you're making with your life in danger.

00:20:26.000 And then if you have a wife and children, bro, you're going to shoot first and ask questions later.

00:20:30.000 You're not going to make a mistake that's going to have your kids killed.

00:20:34.000 You keep scared or what?

00:20:35.000 You can't say that kind of shit.

00:20:37.000 No, bro, it's scary.

00:20:38.000 Someone's breaking into your home.

00:20:39.000 You have no idea what they have.

00:20:41.000 You have no idea if they're there to kill you.

00:20:42.000 If you have no idea that they're to rob you, if they're going to duct tape you and torture you for a week, you don't know what the fuck is going on.

00:20:48.000 And if you have a gun, you're most likely going to use it.

00:20:51.000 You're going to shoot them.

00:20:52.000 And the fact that these people broke into his house, they were committing a crime and defending his property and maybe his life.

00:21:00.000 He's getting charged with manslaughter?

00:21:03.000 That's ridiculous.

00:21:05.000 This is the problem with liberal politics.

00:21:08.000 And this is where I would get really confused because I'm like, I don't know what they're trying to do.

00:21:12.000 But if I was going to try to destroy civilization, that's how I would do it.

00:21:17.000 I would keep letting violent people out, keep saying it's racist to keep them in jail, keep saying they're a victim of systematic racism, and just like let the violent people stay being violent.

00:21:28.000 And then when people defend themselves, lock them up, have everybody scared.

00:21:32.000 Like if you wanted to destroy society, you would do it exactly this way.

00:21:35.000 And I don't understand that.

00:21:37.000 I don't understand.

00:21:40.000 I understand being a kind, compassionate person doesn't believe in gun violence.

00:21:43.000 Absolutely.

00:21:44.000 But if that's the case, like there's no better deterrent to gun violence than someone who has a gun and you can't get to their house because they'll fucking shoot you.

00:21:53.000 Like that's that's a really good deterrent.

00:21:53.000 Okay?

00:21:55.000 Unless you're going to have police everywhere and you don't.

00:21:58.000 So like who's going to protect people from bad people?

00:22:00.000 If you're going to admit that bad people exist, if you want to stop bad people from happening, that's a conversation I'd love to have.

00:22:07.000 That's a real conversation.

00:22:08.000 Like let's figure out how to clean up a lot of these neighborhoods and figure out what's causing all these problems.

00:22:14.000 But nobody wants to do that or it would have been done by now at this point.

00:22:17.000 People just want to kind of keep these higher powers.

00:22:20.000 They know what they're doing.

00:22:21.000 It just starts to feel like the experiment.

00:22:23.000 Like we're just really seeing the experiment, you know?

00:22:26.000 It's almost like say you were playing the game Mario or something.

00:22:28.000 Right.

00:22:28.000 And one day Mario, instead of just going this way on the screen, he fucking turns and looks at you.

00:22:34.000 And he's like, I see what you're doing.

00:22:37.000 That's what it feels like we are right now.

00:22:39.000 Like we're looking at the people controlling everything.

00:22:43.000 Yeah.

00:22:44.000 That's all because of the internet, dog.

00:22:44.000 Oh.

00:22:47.000 But it feels though.

00:22:48.000 If it wasn't for the internet, no one would be looking because we wouldn't be getting these conversations.

00:22:53.000 Right.

00:22:53.000 We'd still be, we'd still be, people would still be disillusioned.

00:22:55.000 You'd be getting CNN.

00:22:56.000 You'd be getting some horseshit version of what's actually going on.

00:23:00.000 But because of the internet and real independent journalists and people that are breaking things down, you start to go, wait a minute, what the fuck is going on?

00:23:07.000 Yeah.

00:23:08.000 Who is doing this?

00:23:10.000 Why are you doing it?

00:23:11.000 Want some coffee, dog?

00:23:12.000 Can I have some?

00:23:13.000 Fuck yeah, of course you can.

00:23:14.000 Oh, thanks, buddy.

00:23:17.000 Yeah, man.

00:23:18.000 I mean, we're the first generation that has had.

00:23:21.000 Cheers, my brother.

00:23:22.000 Cheers, man.

00:23:23.000 Good to see you, dude.

00:23:24.000 Good to see you always.

00:23:24.000 Really am excited to see you.

00:23:27.000 I'm excited to see you too.

00:23:28.000 Always.

00:23:29.000 And I'm excited to see you a little clearer than I do.

00:23:31.000 I don't think you are.

00:23:32.000 I think they got you.

00:23:34.000 I think they're fucking with you, man.

00:23:35.000 I think they're giving you placebos, too. 0.95

00:23:37.000 Is that really?

00:23:38.000 Yeah, I think they gave you a take some of whatever pills they give you.

00:23:40.000 Let's see what happens.

00:23:41.000 No, these are 15s, I think.

00:23:42.000 These are good.

00:23:43.000 15s?

00:23:45.000 What does that mean?

00:23:46.000 I don't know.

00:23:49.000 You fucked up.

00:23:50.000 You fucked up from the coffee gotcha. 0.94

00:23:52.000 He fucking gave me this molten coffee, dude.

00:23:55.000 Black rifle in the house.

00:23:56.000 Is it?

00:23:57.000 Always.

00:23:57.000 That's all we drink.

00:23:58.000 Dude, I went.

00:23:59.000 Oh, yeah.

00:24:00.000 Well, I'm just at the journalism now.

00:24:02.000 I know this is too hot for me.

00:24:04.000 It's not that hot.

00:24:05.000 I'm going to need glasses for my tongue after I drink this, dude.

00:24:07.000 No, it's not.

00:24:08.000 No, it's an illusion.

00:24:08.000 No.

00:24:10.000 It's warm.

00:24:12.000 It's decently hot.

00:24:13.000 You know, like nice.

00:24:14.000 Ooh.

00:24:15.000 Yeah.

00:24:16.000 Refreshing.

00:24:17.000 Yeah, like refreshing.

00:24:18.000 Not like ouchy.

00:24:19.000 Why can't Starbucks figure that out?

00:24:22.000 Because I don't even think that's coffee anymore.

00:24:23.000 It's almost become like McDonald's.

00:24:25.000 It's just a, it's a, it's burnt.

00:24:27.000 It's a taste.

00:24:28.000 It's just a thing.

00:24:29.000 I drink black coffee.

00:24:30.000 That's what I drink.

00:24:31.000 That's what I like.

00:24:32.000 I got into it a while ago.

00:24:33.000 Like your shit, like Rick Ross brought to like Ricky Ross.

00:24:36.000 You know what I got into it, Jamie?

00:24:37.000 Remember when we had that guy, Peter Giuliani, on?

00:24:39.000 That was the coffee connoisseur?

00:24:40.000 That got me into.

00:24:41.000 I started drinking black coffee from then on.

00:24:43.000 That was a long time ago, at least 10 years ago, right?

00:24:46.000 I had a real coffee connoisseur on.

00:24:48.000 Yeah.

00:24:49.000 Because I wanted to know all about coffee.

00:24:50.000 Like a samoyer kind of?

00:24:52.000 Yeah, man.

00:24:52.000 Dude, it's fat.

00:24:53.000 He brought in a bunch of different coffees.

00:24:55.000 We were tasting like these Ethiopian blends that almost was like lemony.

00:24:59.000 He was like, you taste the hints of lemon?

00:25:01.000 I'm like, I do.

00:25:03.000 Did you know all coffee comes from Ethiopia?

00:25:05.000 Uh-uh.

00:25:06.000 Yes.

00:25:07.000 Some of it comes, I know, from there's Kona coffee, isn't there?

00:25:10.000 Right.

00:25:10.000 But it all originated in Ethiopia.

00:25:13.000 That's where the plant originated.

00:25:14.000 Oh, wow.

00:25:15.000 Yeah.

00:25:15.000 So they moved it into South America.

00:25:18.000 So like they started making it in Colombia.

00:25:20.000 They make it in Hawaii.

00:25:21.000 It has bomb diggity coffee.

00:25:24.000 Kona coffee is some of the best coffee in the world.

00:25:26.000 I guess probably the soil.

00:25:28.000 We were also in Hawaii.

00:25:30.000 If I fucking drink my own piss in Hawaii, I'm still, it's a little better than if I'm drinking it and fucking outside of Akron.

00:25:36.000 It's like Akron.

00:25:36.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:25:37.000 Smokestacks in the background.

00:25:40.000 They're drinking a liter of piss before you get into sauna with your neighbor.

00:25:45.000 before I get a little bag for my someone's got a urine therapy protocol that you have to take with your cocaine Yeah.

00:25:52.000 Bro, even a hot match of piss in Hawaii tastes way better.

00:25:56.000 But I drink it in America.

00:25:56.000 That's so true.

00:25:58.000 Like I used to order Kona coffee.

00:26:00.000 But yeah, before I went Black Rifle exclusive.

00:26:00.000 Yeah.

00:26:03.000 Yeah.

00:26:03.000 Well, I met the guy from Black Rifle Evidence.

00:26:04.000 Oh, Evan.

00:26:05.000 Nice guy.

00:26:05.000 He's a good friend of mine.

00:26:06.000 I love him to death.

00:26:07.000 Yeah, he took me around whenever I was there.

00:26:09.000 He's one of my absolute favorite people.

00:26:10.000 Oh, I'm wearing one of his shirts.

00:26:12.000 Look at that dog. 0.85

00:26:13.000 He treated me super well, dude.

00:26:14.000 He's the best.

00:26:15.000 Dude, somebody said, oh, Candace Owens sent me that thing.

00:26:17.000 It was.

00:26:19.000 You got notes?

00:26:20.000 She sent.

00:26:21.000 You brought notes.

00:26:22.000 There's things I wanted to talk about so I could get them.

00:26:28.000 It's been hard for me to remember stuff.

00:26:30.000 Okay.

00:26:31.000 So.

00:26:31.000 I'll help you out.

00:26:32.000 You will?

00:26:32.000 Yeah.

00:26:33.000 You get some alpha brain.

00:26:33.000 Yeah.

00:26:35.000 Take some.

00:26:35.000 Have you ever?

00:26:36.000 Do you ever take vitamins for your brain?

00:26:39.000 Nope.

00:26:40.000 I will take some.

00:26:40.000 It works.

00:26:41.000 Yeah, you should have some.

00:26:42.000 There's a bunch of different kinds.

00:26:43.000 You should try what you like.

00:26:45.000 But another real good one is this company, Neuro Gum.

00:26:50.000 They make Neuro Gum and Neuromints. 0.57

00:26:51.000 I've heard you talk about it.

00:26:52.000 That's really good.

00:26:53.000 There's one called True Brain.

00:26:55.000 They make a little shot.

00:26:56.000 That's really good.

00:26:57.000 Magic Mind, I know, has one that I think is pretty good.

00:26:59.000 That's a different one.

00:27:00.000 That's a different kind.

00:27:01.000 They use mushrooms, but that's a good one, too.

00:27:04.000 I think synergistically they would all work well together, but there's legit vitamins that work on your brain.

00:27:10.000 Yeah.

00:27:10.000 Yeah, that work on your memory.

00:27:11.000 Yeah, I want to, yeah.

00:27:14.000 Yeah, I'll probably.

00:27:15.000 I'll give you some before we leave.

00:27:16.000 I have some Alpha Brain black label around here somewhere.

00:27:19.000 I definitely have a few bottles in the kitchen, but that's the best.

00:27:21.000 Alphabrain, I've tried them all, even though I know I'm associated with Alpha Brain on it, and I'm probably lying.

00:27:27.000 I'm not.

00:27:28.000 I tell you about all the other ones.

00:27:29.000 I don't make a penny off of them.

00:27:31.000 But Alpha Brain, I think, is the best one.

00:27:33.000 It's the most effective.

00:27:34.000 And it's the only one that I know of that did two double-blind placebo-controlled studies with the Boston Center for Memory.

00:27:42.000 Alpha Brain? 0.96

00:27:43.000 So we did that because a lot of people were saying it was snake oil.

00:27:43.000 Yeah.

00:27:46.000 The Boston Center for Memory.

00:27:47.000 Like, how many hits did you close?

00:27:49.000 I had a buddy in 2001.

00:27:53.000 You know?

00:27:54.000 What year did the socks make it into the series?

00:27:58.000 Dude, one time I was going into a show.

00:28:00.000 We were outside of Ball.

00:28:02.000 Outside of Boston, there's like a theater.

00:28:02.000 We had a show.

00:28:03.000 It's like 15, 20 minutes away.

00:28:06.000 And I'm walking in.

00:28:07.000 I'm walking in late.

00:28:08.000 Everybody's already in there.

00:28:09.000 I think the show had started, and so I'm coming in.

00:28:11.000 And a guy and his wife were walking by with pizza.

00:28:12.000 They're heading in.

00:28:13.000 And the guy's like, Dorothy, give him your fucking pizza.

00:28:17.000 The guy's starving.

00:28:18.000 He's late for work.

00:28:18.000 And I'm like, I'm fine.

00:28:20.000 And first of all, why don't you just give me your pizza, dude?

00:28:22.000 He's like, Dorothy, this kind of like kind of big back lady.

00:28:25.000 She said that it's muffling down a piece of pizza.

00:28:28.000 He was trying to get you to give her pizza.

00:28:31.000 His wife to give me her pizza.

00:28:33.000 Yeah.

00:28:33.000 But not his pizza.

00:28:34.000 Interesting.

00:28:35.000 That's a bad relationship.

00:28:36.000 He's like, Dorothy, can't you see the guy?

00:28:39.000 He's running late for work.

00:28:40.000 He's trying to tell his wife he's fat and he's doing it in a subtle way.

00:28:43.000 Well, he was using me.

00:28:44.000 So I'm like, Dorothy, I'm fine.

00:28:46.000 You know?

00:28:47.000 Yeah, he was using you.

00:28:48.000 But it was just like this Boston thing.

00:28:50.000 Or he was just trying to have some conversation.

00:28:52.000 It might have been that.

00:28:53.000 Maybe we're looking into it too much.

00:28:55.000 Dude, I had a dream you were in EMT, dude.

00:28:57.000 Really?

00:28:57.000 Have you ever had that?

00:28:58.000 You had a dream I was an EMT?

00:28:59.000 Yeah, I've had it two times.

00:29:00.000 Really?

00:29:01.000 I was like tending to car accidents and stuff?

00:29:03.000 Yeah.

00:29:04.000 And I think it was in Boston.

00:29:04.000 Really?

00:29:05.000 I think that's what even made me think about it.

00:29:07.000 I could have gone down that route in life, maybe, if things had been different.

00:29:10.000 That's possible.

00:29:12.000 I could have saw that.

00:29:13.000 That could have happened.

00:29:14.000 I almost joined the Army when I was 18 for the Taekwondo team.

00:29:19.000 There was a dude.

00:29:20.000 God, I think his name is Clay Barber.

00:29:23.000 He was one of the national competitors that I looked up to when I was on my way up, and he was in the Army.

00:29:30.000 And he had like the Army paid him to train.

00:29:33.000 And I was like, oh, shit, you could join the Army and they'll pay you to compete.

00:29:38.000 You know, because they had an Army boxing team.

00:29:40.000 Like, I believe Ray Mercer was on the Army boxing team when he fought in the Olympics and won the gold medal.

00:29:45.000 Do you have to be, but do you also have, like, do you have to do service as well?

00:29:50.000 Is that him?

00:29:51.000 No, he was a black guy.

00:29:53.000 Oh, there's that seat that Taekwondo says right there to the right.

00:29:58.000 Yeah, the one with the right where it says his name right there.

00:30:00.000 Click on that.

00:30:02.000 Which one are you looking at?

00:30:03.000 The one that your cursor's over, dog.

00:30:05.000 Clay Barber, right there.

00:30:07.000 Yeah.

00:30:08.000 So he was really good in like, I guess it was probably like 86 or yeah, somewhere around, I was 18, so it had to be 85 or 86.

00:30:20.000 Ooh, baby girl.

00:30:21.000 But that's the dude right there.

00:30:23.000 He was an elite national competitor in my weight class.

00:30:27.000 He'll kick a fucking whisper out of your mouth.

00:30:29.000 That dude's a gangster, huh?

00:30:30.000 Yeah, he was really good.

00:30:32.000 But he was competing for the Army team.

00:30:34.000 And so I was like, maybe I should join the Army.

00:30:36.000 I was like, I don't want to get shot.

00:30:36.000 And then I thought about it.

00:30:38.000 Like, what am I doing?

00:30:38.000 Like, I don't trust anybody.

00:30:40.000 Did you try on the clothes at home or anything?

00:30:42.000 Did you do anything?

00:30:43.000 No, I didn't try the clothes.

00:30:44.000 I included in the mirror a couple times.

00:30:46.000 I'm like, no, we're good.

00:30:48.000 Yeah, dude.

00:30:49.000 I guess I don't know if I can see you being in the army.

00:30:49.000 Yeah.

00:30:51.000 But yeah, it was just a dream.

00:30:52.000 It was just, I think it was like you honestly, I think it was like you and Goggins.

00:30:55.000 I think we're maybe like EMTs or whatever.

00:30:57.000 That sounds like something Goggins would do.

00:30:59.000 But y'all did not fucking, you guys did not deal with anybody's bullshit. 0.88

00:31:03.000 Like, you guys showed up and you were like, get the fuck up.

00:31:07.000 You're like, what the fucking pussy? 1.00

00:31:10.000 I don't even think you had any, like, I don't think you had even a static.

00:31:13.000 You had like a whistle.

00:31:14.000 You're like, bullshit.

00:31:18.000 You know what Goggins does that a lot of people don't know about?

00:31:21.000 He smoke jumps.

00:31:22.000 Oh, really?

00:31:23.000 Yeah.

00:31:24.000 Like, for smoke and play high school basketball.

00:31:27.000 That's very different.

00:31:28.000 It's very different.

00:31:29.000 He parachutes into fires.

00:31:32.000 Oh, yeah.

00:31:32.000 That's not it.

00:31:33.000 Like in Canada.

00:31:34.000 For fun?

00:31:35.000 Because it's hard.

00:31:36.000 Oh.

00:31:37.000 Literally.

00:31:38.000 Because it's hard to do.

00:31:39.000 Dude's worth like $30 million.

00:31:41.000 He jumps out of fucking planes with parachutes.

00:31:44.000 And he sent me a photo of a giant ass fucking grizzly track.

00:31:49.000 They landed in Canada at this place.

00:31:52.000 And right where they landed to fight these fires, he was like, I mean, like a grizzly track.

00:31:58.000 And he was like, wish me luck.

00:32:01.000 I was like, dude, get the fuck out of there.

00:32:03.000 Have you seen that track?

00:32:04.000 Get the fuck out of there.

00:32:06.000 That's an 1100-pound wild dog.

00:32:09.000 Wow.

00:32:10.000 And he just does it because he wants to.

00:32:12.000 You're landing just in the smoke.

00:32:12.000 Because it's hard to do.

00:32:14.000 Yeah.

00:32:15.000 Now, when you get in there, do they have a plan of where you're going?

00:32:18.000 Is it fire?

00:32:18.000 It's firemen and firewomen in there.

00:32:20.000 Well, there's a lot of different tasks that they do, but one of them is you're digging a fire break.

00:32:26.000 So you did, like, a lot of what happens is embers land on the ground, and then that starts a fire, right?

00:32:32.000 So what they do is they'll clear the ground for a wide area where the fire is coming.

00:32:40.000 So the fire's on its way.

00:32:41.000 They'll get ahead of the fire and then they'll clear a giant path on the ground.

00:32:46.000 Girl, that would scare me.

00:32:48.000 It's scary.

00:32:48.000 That would scare me.

00:32:49.000 Guys die.

00:32:50.000 I mean, they 100%, they get trapped and they die.

00:32:53.000 The wind shifts.

00:32:55.000 You know, sometimes things are unpredictable, but he does it just because it's hard.

00:33:00.000 He's so crazy.

00:33:01.000 Does he have to sign a con?

00:33:02.000 He must have to sign something, huh?

00:33:03.000 Bro, I don't know what he does.

00:33:05.000 I bet he doesn't even tell him he's David Goggins.

00:33:07.000 He just shows up.

00:33:09.000 I'm telling you, man, he's a different cat.

00:33:11.000 Like, he's the real deal.

00:33:13.000 Like, he's not pretending to do all these things.

00:33:15.000 Right.

00:33:16.000 You seen those videos where he takes UFC fighters on workouts and they're dying?

00:33:20.000 Like, he took Israel out of Sonia. 0.66

00:33:22.000 Israel out of Sonia.

00:33:23.000 Two-time middleweight motherfucking champion of the world.

00:33:27.000 One of the best to ever do it.

00:33:28.000 Elite athlete.

00:33:30.000 Dying.

00:33:31.000 I mean, couldn't keep up.

00:33:32.000 Goggins was talking to him.

00:33:34.000 Like, come on, son, keep going.

00:33:35.000 He's like, he's throwing up in a garbage can.

00:33:38.000 Like, no bullshit.

00:33:39.000 It's crazy to watch because you realize like the level of conditioning this guy has.

00:33:44.000 Yeah.

00:33:44.000 He's 50 years old.

00:33:45.000 He's not doing it for any reason.

00:33:48.000 Like, he's not getting ready for the World Series.

00:33:51.000 He's not in the Super Bowl.

00:33:52.000 What do you think he's proven it to himself?

00:33:56.000 You'd have to ask him.

00:33:57.000 I mean, he says he's learning things.

00:34:00.000 I'm downloading lessons.

00:34:01.000 Like, yeah, he's just, he's that guy, man.

00:34:04.000 Like, there's a lot of, what is that?

00:34:07.000 I found the tracks.

00:34:08.000 Sorry.

00:34:09.000 What is it?

00:34:10.000 The tracks.

00:34:11.000 The grizzly tracks.

00:34:12.000 Oh, show me.

00:34:12.000 Show me.

00:34:13.000 I sent it to you, right?

00:34:14.000 Yeah, it's on my phone.

00:34:15.000 Puts the headphones on.

00:34:16.000 All right.

00:34:16.000 Check this out.

00:34:17.000 Hang on one sec.

00:34:18.000 Show me, show me, show me.

00:34:21.000 Remember that song?

00:34:22.000 Yeah.

00:34:23.000 The one that makes me scream.

00:34:25.000 Yeah.

00:34:27.000 Yeah.

00:34:28.000 The cure.

00:34:29.000 The cure, yeah.

00:34:30.000 They were good on they passed away, huh?

00:34:32.000 Did they?

00:34:33.000 I think before they yeah.

00:34:34.000 I don't think, well, there's multiple members.

00:34:37.000 Did that guy pass away that leads to the cures?

00:34:40.000 The cure, rather?

00:34:42.000 What's the matter, Jamie?

00:34:44.000 Well, I had it on my phone.

00:34:45.000 I didn't have it on my computer.

00:34:46.000 Oh, yeah, and I jumped the gun.

00:34:50.000 Why don't you send it to me and I'll send it to you?

00:34:50.000 Dude, if you were to do it.

00:34:53.000 And you'll have it on your computer.

00:34:55.000 I found it on the.

00:34:56.000 Dude, if you were in EMT, that'd be sick, huh?

00:34:59.000 I think it's a bummer, man.

00:35:00.000 I don't even think you'd get out of the vehicle.

00:35:02.000 You'd pull up and be like, get the fuck up.

00:35:05.000 I'd probably be.

00:35:07.000 And then Goggins would go help him.

00:35:10.000 Coggins would be like, get the fuck up, you little pussy. 1.00

00:35:14.000 Don't know how to make this.

00:35:16.000 Just send it to me and I'll send it to you.

00:35:18.000 There it is.

00:35:19.000 Here it is.

00:35:20.000 Give me some volume.

00:35:20.000 That's good.

00:35:22.000 Look at that.

00:35:25.000 See this grizzly bear prince, man?

00:35:28.000 Oh, God.

00:35:28.000 Damn, these motherfuckers dude, as big as my foot.

00:35:31.000 They're fucking cute.

00:35:32.000 This is a massive fucking grizzly bear.

00:35:35.000 Look at that, dude.

00:35:36.000 Massive fucking grizzly bear.

00:35:38.000 Look at that paw.

00:35:39.000 That's crazy.

00:35:43.000 This is fucking a massive ass grizzly bear.

00:35:46.000 And as you see.

00:35:47.000 Where's it going?

00:35:48.000 He walks right through there to those woods.

00:35:52.000 Probably over the mountain.

00:35:53.000 We're in big-time grizzly bear territory.

00:35:57.000 Bro.

00:35:58.000 That's so sketchy.

00:36:00.000 That's cool.

00:36:01.000 That's so sketchy.

00:36:03.000 He sent me that.

00:36:06.000 Yeah.

00:36:06.000 Because I was like, what are you doing?

00:36:08.000 This is what I feel like.

00:36:08.000 He sends me that.

00:36:11.000 Other people are like, I'm watching football.

00:36:12.000 That's right.

00:36:13.000 Yeah.

00:36:14.000 He's like, I just fucking parachuted into grizzly country.

00:36:18.000 Oh, man.

00:36:19.000 There's nothing scarier than big animals like that.

00:36:23.000 Nothing scarier.

00:36:24.000 I get the most scared, honestly, in my life.

00:36:28.000 When I was young, they had like a lot of pedophiles in our area, and I think that kind of like made me nervous, but probably being in the ocean.

00:36:34.000 You had a lot of pedophiles in your neighborhood?

00:36:36.000 Oh, yeah.

00:36:36.000 Look how many?

00:36:39.000 I mean, I think at least three is enough for like a small area.

00:36:42.000 Three is more than enough.

00:36:44.000 How come nobody did anything about it?

00:36:44.000 Yeah.

00:36:46.000 They did.

00:36:47.000 I mean, they put them in our neighborhood.

00:36:50.000 That's not what I mean.

00:36:51.000 I mean, how come nobody arrested them?

00:36:53.000 Oh, they'd been arrested.

00:36:54.000 These were guys who were like released.

00:36:54.000 Yeah.

00:36:57.000 Yeah, they used to have this thing.

00:36:58.000 Remember when they had this?

00:36:59.000 Well, I wonder when that rule was.

00:37:00.000 It was like the pedophiles had to go around door to door.

00:37:03.000 Oh, and let everybody know.

00:37:04.000 No, that were pedophiles, right?

00:37:05.000 Right.

00:37:06.000 That was a law that they passed.

00:37:07.000 You had to alert people that a sex offender had moved into the neighborhood.

00:37:10.000 Well, we lived, our mom worked all the time, and we were just at home all the time.

00:37:13.000 So you'd have pedophiles literally come to the door.

00:37:15.000 And let you know.

00:37:16.000 Yeah.

00:37:16.000 And like, is your mom home?

00:37:17.000 And be like, no.

00:37:18.000 And they're like, well, I'm a pedophile.

00:37:20.000 You're like, well, that's a problem.

00:37:23.000 Come back after six, you know?

00:37:25.000 But so it was just crazy.

00:37:26.000 Like, you know, but then at least you did know who the people were.

00:37:30.000 But it was definitely weird that you're setting, and they don't live in nice neighborhoods.

00:37:35.000 You know, like now there's a lot of like billionaire pedophiles that our government protects and stuff.

00:37:39.000 But back then.

00:37:40.000 You really think so?

00:37:41.000 I don't know.

00:37:42.000 I don't know either.

00:37:43.000 That's what makes me nervous.

00:37:45.000 I don't know.

00:37:48.000 I mean, they just had that thing that came out about the Trump Epstein thing.

00:37:50.000 That whole thing's just a kickball at this point, I feel like.

00:37:53.000 Bro, have you ever seen that video of me and Tim Dylan where Tim Dylan is laying out the scandal that took place in like, was it the 1970s, Jamie?

00:38:01.000 The Franklin scandal.

00:38:02.000 What year was that?

00:38:04.000 I think in the 80s and 90s.

00:38:06.000 Bro.

00:38:07.000 We all dressed up like astronauts or something?

00:38:09.000 Me and Tim Dillon?

00:38:09.000 Was that that one?

00:38:10.000 No.

00:38:10.000 Well, no, we're dressed normal.

00:38:11.000 Okay.

00:38:12.000 I don't even think he had the crazy glasses on back then.

00:38:14.000 That was before he was protecting his eyes.

00:38:17.000 Now he protects his eyes.

00:38:19.000 Play that video.

00:38:19.000 88.

00:38:20.000 I sent it to you, right?

00:38:21.000 This video is nuts, man.

00:38:24.000 Tim laid this out quite a while ago, and I kind of forgot about it until it popped up on my feet.

00:38:29.000 I was like, oh, shit.

00:38:29.000 And then I said, I can send it back to you if you meet.

00:38:31.000 Thank God for Tim Dylan.

00:38:33.000 He's the best.

00:38:33.000 Oh, my God.

00:38:34.000 There's never been a better ranter ever in the history of ranting.

00:38:37.000 Ever.

00:38:38.000 Ever.

00:38:38.000 I bet there was somebody a long time ago that was good, but we don't have enough of his work to really compete against Tim.

00:38:38.000 Since who?

00:38:43.000 He's the funniest by far.

00:38:45.000 He's the most sarcastic, the most tongue-in-cheek, and the most well-read.

00:38:49.000 Yes.

00:38:50.000 The thing about Tim Dylan is like he doesn't just go with narratives because he thinks that you want him to say certain things.

00:38:57.000 You know what I mean?

00:38:58.000 Like he's very, very well read.

00:39:01.000 And he forms his opinions based on facts and then turns it into humor.

00:39:06.000 He's the fucking man.

00:39:06.000 Yeah.

00:39:07.000 Play this.

00:39:09.000 It was a scandal out of Omaha, Nebraska, the Franklin Credit Union, where there was a guy who was embezzling money and then he was being investigated for that.

00:39:16.000 But they said he has all this money because he's running an interstate pedophile network and he's pandering kids to people in Washington, D.C. and New York.

00:39:24.000 And there was a headline in the Washington Post or the Washington Times that were like, callboys get a tour of the Reagan White House.

00:39:30.000 Unidentified White House aides in the Carter, Reagan, and Bush administrations now are being investigated for using the services of a callboy ring.

00:39:38.000 Paper reports that two of the male prostitutes were given a late-night tour of the White House last year.

00:39:43.000 And, you know, this was a scandal with real victims who wanted to testify, and then people started dying.

00:39:48.000 You know, the private investigator they hired, his plane broke up.

00:39:52.000 One of the girls that testified was found guilty of perjury and that she was put in solitary confinement. 0.96

00:39:57.000 They had to use two grand juries in Omaha to get rid of this scandal.

00:40:02.000 And it's one of the, now it's not as sexy as like a pizza gate or something because it happened in the 80s and 90s, but this shows you the blueprint for the government, you know, using marshalling resources to silence people that were victims of this stuff.

00:40:16.000 This is not new.

00:40:18.000 Congressman, senators, black mail being used by intelligence agencies.

00:40:21.000 None of it's new.

00:40:22.000 It was pioneered by the mafia.

00:40:23.000 You having sex with somebody who's underage, then they own you forever if they have photo, audio, video of you doing that. 0.89

00:40:31.000 Wild.

00:40:32.000 Wild.

00:40:33.000 So if that existed at all in the 1990s, okay, that Mitch McConnell guy was around back then.

00:40:40.000 You know, a lot of these Nancy Pelosi type people, they've been around since this photos of Nancy Pelosi with JFK.

00:40:47.000 Think of that.

00:40:48.000 That was before we didn't go to the moon.

00:40:50.000 Yeah.

00:40:51.000 It was 1963.

00:40:52.000 That was before Israel didn't kill him. 0.78

00:40:54.000 You think so?

00:40:55.000 I didn't say anything.

00:40:56.000 I heard you say Israel killed him.

00:40:58.000 That's what I heard.

00:40:58.000 You did?

00:40:59.000 Jamie, did you put something in this?

00:41:01.000 The glasses.

00:41:01.000 They didn't.

00:41:02.000 It didn't do it.

00:41:03.000 Oh, before Israel didn't do it. 0.97

00:41:04.000 Oh, I see what you did.

00:41:06.000 I think.

00:41:07.000 I didn't say anything.

00:41:08.000 I think Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone.

00:41:10.000 Lee Harvey Oswald went to my middle school.

00:41:12.000 Do you know that?

00:41:13.000 No.

00:41:13.000 Yep.

00:41:14.000 What?

00:41:15.000 No shit.

00:41:16.000 Was there a plaque?

00:41:19.000 No, we did have a thing.

00:41:20.000 There was a thing.

00:41:22.000 That everybody recognized.

00:41:23.000 LHO, yeah.

00:41:25.000 And they named it.

00:41:25.000 LHO.

00:41:26.000 Lee Harvey Oslo.

00:41:27.000 You guys called him?

00:41:28.000 Yeah.

00:41:28.000 Like L. Ron Hubbard.

00:41:31.000 LHR, they all salute L. Ron Hubbard, salute LHR with the big, ever see Tom Cruise with the big pie plate medal?

00:41:38.000 He got a medal for being the most awesome guy ever.

00:41:40.000 He did, yeah, from Scientology.

00:41:42.000 And he salutes the photo of a science fiction writer.

00:41:46.000 Bro, it's the kookiest thing.

00:41:48.000 You never see pie plate?

00:41:50.000 Bro, they even have the Scientology Awards?

00:41:54.000 Nuh.

00:41:55.000 They're eating a lot of desserts, really.

00:41:58.000 They're amazing.

00:41:59.000 They're amazing.

00:42:00.000 I didn't even look at that.

00:42:01.000 Look at the Times.

00:42:01.000 Look at that popular.

00:42:02.000 See this.

00:42:03.000 Okay.

00:42:04.000 These are the times we will all remember.

00:42:08.000 Were you there?

00:42:10.000 What did you do?

00:42:13.000 I think you know that I am there for you.

00:42:17.000 And I do care.

00:42:19.000 So very, very, very much.

00:42:24.000 What is this about?

00:42:24.000 Is this a Marie Calendar's ad?

00:42:26.000 Bro, what this is is amazing.

00:42:28.000 Just watch it.

00:42:29.000 Okay.

00:42:30.000 Here's where counting on you.

00:42:35.000 To LRH.

00:42:36.000 To LRH.

00:42:38.000 Wow.

00:42:43.000 Crazy, right?

00:42:44.000 Bro, you want a mission impossible guy?

00:42:46.000 You want that guy? 0.99

00:42:47.000 That's what you get.

00:42:48.000 Okay.

00:42:49.000 You don't get a normal dude who's that good at acting.

00:42:51.000 You got a fucking crazy person.

00:42:54.000 Who's that good at being himself?

00:42:55.000 With a pie plate around his neck, a golden pie plate for being the most awesome guy ever.

00:43:01.000 And he salutes a science fiction author, who's, by the way, one of the worst writers in the history of writing.

00:43:06.000 L. Ron.

00:43:07.000 I've done the thing in New York where they try to electrocute you and see if you care about him or whatever.

00:43:10.000 Oh, I got that.

00:43:11.000 I did that in San Diego.

00:43:11.000 You know what I'm talking about?

00:43:12.000 You did?

00:43:13.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:43:14.000 I was filming a TV show down there, and we were in the middle of a break while we're filming.

00:43:14.000 When?

00:43:19.000 And they had like a conference table set up.

00:43:23.000 It was like free personality test.

00:43:26.000 And I was like, what is this?

00:43:27.000 And I kind of knew what it was.

00:43:28.000 I knew it was Dianetics, which is Scientology.

00:43:31.000 But the guy was like, they made him do it.

00:43:33.000 You could tell he was not enthusiastic at all about it.

00:43:36.000 You know, he would ask you questions about like, has one of your pets died?

00:43:41.000 Like that kind of shit.

00:43:42.000 He hold his e-meter and it would just.

00:43:44.000 I'm like, how does this work?

00:43:45.000 Like, what is actually making this happen?

00:43:47.000 You know, I had all these questions that he had no answers for.

00:43:51.000 And then I started.

00:43:52.000 Of course, you did.

00:43:53.000 That's your whole life.

00:43:54.000 L. Ron Hubbard wrote more fiction than any human being that's ever lived.

00:44:00.000 He wrote more things that were not true, more published fiction than any human being in the history of all human beings.

00:44:10.000 That guy, the guy that created Scientology.

00:44:13.000 And you know how he did it?

00:44:15.000 It was all terrible.

00:44:16.000 He never wrote a second draft.

00:44:18.000 Everything was just nonsense.

00:44:20.000 One hit wonder?

00:44:21.000 One hit wonder.

00:44:22.000 It's just starved though.

00:44:23.000 He's just typing.

00:44:24.000 Brave.

00:44:25.000 He was nuts.

00:44:26.000 He was out of his mind.

00:44:27.000 But people liked it enough, though.

00:44:29.000 Did you ever see that show?

00:44:30.000 They didn't, though.

00:44:31.000 He wasn't successful until he really started.

00:44:33.000 I mean, he was.

00:44:34.000 He did a lot of those goofy magazines and stuff.

00:44:36.000 This is a long time ago.

00:44:37.000 Yeah.

00:44:38.000 But then once he started religion, that's when things took off.

00:44:41.000 That's when he started making money.

00:44:44.000 He gave himself a bunch of awards, too.

00:44:46.000 You ever see, like, he had a jacket and he had like all these awards on his chest that he had given himself.

00:44:54.000 That's crazy.

00:44:56.000 They love to give awards.

00:44:57.000 That's like the golden globes or whatever.

00:44:58.000 Yeah, same thing.

00:44:59.000 You know, it really is.

00:45:03.000 They give themselves awards for being the most awesome people.

00:45:07.000 I mean, that whole, it's all fucking weird.

00:45:07.000 How crazy?

00:45:10.000 But that's what I'm like all of these balls of yarn that used to feel like they made so much sense and they kept us warm and they gave us senses of purpose.

00:45:18.000 I feel like all of them are becoming unraveled, but it makes me wonder what's going to happen now.

00:45:23.000 Are we because these are a lot of things that have felt like some of the blueprints of our existence, you know?

00:45:28.000 You know what makes me nervous?

00:45:29.000 Does that make any sense to you when I say that?

00:45:31.000 100%.

00:45:32.000 Because that's kind of what I guess I'm most scared about.

00:45:33.000 I think, like, even this year, it's like some of my sense of purpose or like I just worry that other people don't have a sense of purpose or what's going on.

00:45:41.000 And it makes me kind of scared sometimes.

00:45:42.000 Well, that's a good perspective, and I think it's accurate.

00:45:46.000 What makes me nervous is the people that are not aware that all of our assumptions of how the government works were all based on bullshit.

00:45:56.000 The people that still believe, that are like true believers of one side or the other, true faith in government and experts, those people make me more nervous because some of them are smart.

00:46:08.000 That's what's crazy.

00:46:09.000 When smart people are completely unwilling to recognize that conspiracies are not just real, but they're also not rare.

00:46:19.000 They're very common.

00:46:20.000 They're common and people get away with them.

00:46:23.000 Especially when they're in positions of extreme power, like running intelligence agencies.

00:46:29.000 And there's a lot of things that they do that are morally reprehensible, but totally legal.

00:46:34.000 Like they can do it because they're allowed to because they are a three-letter organization and they have ultimate power to do a lot of like really gross things that are in the nature or in the interest of national security.

00:46:49.000 So like this is the whole idea behind it.

00:46:51.000 They say like this is our decision.

00:46:52.000 This is the best move for national security.

00:46:56.000 This is how we compromise assets.

00:46:58.000 This is how we gather information.

00:46:59.000 This is how we keep America safe.

00:47:01.000 But they're not our F. Why is it our FBI and CIA are working against us?

00:47:06.000 That's what it feels like.

00:47:07.000 They're just tricking us about everything it feels like they're tricking some people um on purpose Why is that even their goal like I thought that they because they're trying to arrest people So this is the problem with your career.

00:47:19.000 And this has been explained to me by a lot of people that are experts and people that know.

00:47:23.000 John Caracow explained it this way.

00:47:26.000 Your reputation is based on how successful you have been arresting people, cracking cases.

00:47:32.000 And so people set up cases so they can break them.

00:47:35.000 They basically set up an escape room and they're like, I don't know how to get out of here.

00:47:41.000 And they pretend that they're just like a regular wizard that stumbled into the escape room.

00:47:46.000 No, you set the whole thing up.

00:47:47.000 Yeah, that's what it is.

00:47:48.000 Well, it's the same as.

00:47:49.000 There's a bunch of those stories.

00:47:51.000 Oh, I think it's the same as even with like Hollywood.

00:47:53.000 And, you know, I remember one day I was walking in the Century City Mall over there.

00:47:58.000 It's in Los Angeles.

00:47:59.000 It's off of Santa Monica Boulevard.

00:48:01.000 And there was a like a blue-collar guy walking by.

00:48:06.000 He was working construction.

00:48:07.000 They were building something there.

00:48:08.000 And I was like, he's like, Theo, what's up, man?

00:48:10.000 So we're talking for a minute.

00:48:11.000 And I was like, what are y'all building?

00:48:12.000 He's like, dude, you're never even going to believe this.

00:48:14.000 He's like, 10 floors, 20 floor building.

00:48:14.000 We're building.

00:48:18.000 10 floors are talent agency, and the other 10 floors are for the CIA.

00:48:25.000 And I was like, what?

00:48:26.000 I was like, just in the same building, just happened to be, that's what you're building.

00:48:29.000 He's like, yep, that's what we're building.

00:48:30.000 And he wasn't lying.

00:48:32.000 I don't think he was lying to me.

00:48:34.000 It just seemed like a, it was just a weird mixture.

00:48:37.000 Right, but I think that this starts to happen.

00:48:37.000 Yeah.

00:48:39.000 News stories get created, right?

00:48:42.000 Things get, whether they're fiction or whatever goes on.

00:48:44.000 You don't even know a lot of times what's news stories.

00:48:46.000 You can send actors out to create a scene.

00:48:48.000 You see a video, you believe it.

00:48:50.000 And then they make movies.

00:48:52.000 It's been done before.

00:48:53.000 Right.

00:48:53.000 And it's been done before.

00:48:54.000 Oh, yeah.

00:48:56.000 But then you see movies and stuff come out later about it.

00:48:58.000 So it's like you're almost creating your own news to then make like a based on a real story.

00:49:04.000 You know what I'm talking about?

00:49:06.000 Like it's all to say.

00:49:07.000 I guess.

00:49:08.000 Like they let the talent agencies know that they're about to do this so you can start casting the dramatic.

00:49:08.000 Yeah.

00:49:14.000 It makes sense.

00:49:15.000 Because it's like, then you're just, you're.

00:49:17.000 Oh, God.

00:49:18.000 But it's just like, what do we do?

00:49:21.000 Well, they've been doing this forever.

00:49:22.000 They've been doing this forever.

00:49:24.000 And, you know, they've been shaping our views of war.

00:49:27.000 And, you know, that's one of the reasons why they started making all these war movies.

00:49:31.000 Do you know that?

00:49:33.000 Okay.

00:49:34.000 So in World War I, one of the problems that they had was people didn't want to be over there killing people.

00:49:40.000 And so people were shooting, but they weren't shooting at the actual enemy.

00:49:45.000 They would like shoot over their heads or shoot to the left of them or to the right of them.

00:49:49.000 They didn't want to kill people.

00:49:51.000 And they realized like that you take people, just regular people from the city and from the farm and put them in a uniform and tell them they have to go kill people.

00:49:59.000 This is no YouTube back then, no television back then.

00:50:03.000 Right.

00:50:03.000 So their ideas of what's right and wrong are all based on their life, their actual life.

00:50:10.000 And so then they realize, well, we've got to do something about that.

00:50:13.000 And so after that, they started creating all these really patriotic war movies where the guys are heroes.

00:50:18.000 They go over and they shoot all the bad guys and then they're awesome.

00:50:21.000 So then the next group of people that go to war are all going to be indoctrinated with these films.

00:50:26.000 And these films are that America's the best and we're number one.

00:50:30.000 We're going to go over there and this is how you get all the girls. 1.00

00:50:32.000 You'd be a fucking hero and go over there and shoot those Germans. 1.00

00:50:35.000 Yeah, and come back and play with a tit. 1.00

00:50:37.000 Come back and get rid of like a fucking cowboy. 0.99

00:50:37.000 Yeah, exactly. 0.99

00:50:40.000 Yeah, woo.

00:50:41.000 Tits will be here when you get off the boat. 1.00

00:50:44.000 Yeah.

00:50:45.000 Baby girl.

00:50:46.000 And that's what they did.

00:50:49.000 You see that?

00:50:49.000 And, I mean.

00:50:50.000 Makes sense.

00:50:51.000 For sure.

00:50:52.000 And it's your advertising.

00:50:54.000 The CIA and various federal organizations have a say in how America's portrayed in movies, right?

00:51:01.000 It's like if you're going to get access to, if you're going to do some film on the Pentagon or something like that, you bet, bitch, this better make us look good. 1.00

00:51:10.000 You know, they're not going to let you make them look like a bunch of bumbling fucking retards that are just doing it for their career. 1.00

00:51:15.000 No, you better make us look good.

00:51:17.000 You can't fake what the Pentagon is, bitch. 1.00

00:51:20.000 And you're like, okay, sir.

00:51:22.000 Tell me how you'd like Mr. Cruz to talk about his work.

00:51:25.000 And you'd make them look like the most awesome human beings that have ever been.

00:51:28.000 So that way you want to support them, you want to fund them, and you want to listen to them when they're talking on the news.

00:51:34.000 Well, in a lot of the projects, I think they have to have people from these organizations that come and oversee how the organization is presented, right?

00:51:43.000 So it's like if you want to do something where the Navy's involved, you have to have people there from the Navy that are overseeing it and making sure that everything is presented to be true to the Navy, but also there could be maybe some manipulation there.

00:51:58.000 But we just had Gary Sinese's on the podcast, man.

00:52:00.000 It was really cool.

00:52:01.000 Oh, he's cool.

00:52:02.000 Dude, if you ever want to donate to something where people do, man, wasn't it just an impressive his whole organization?

00:52:09.000 What is he doing?

00:52:10.000 Well, he does a lot of stuff for veterans, right?

00:52:12.000 He does a lot of stuff for first responders, you know, or EMTs.

00:52:16.000 He does a lot of stuff for, he does this thing where they take kids who have lost a parent in military action.

00:52:28.000 He takes them to Disney World every year, like this big group of them, you know.

00:52:34.000 But just like really does it, you know?

00:52:38.000 Like he has a band that plays.

00:52:39.000 There's a bunch of organizations.

00:52:40.000 He was like one of the first responders out there feeding people, feeding the first responders who were there at the Palisades when that happened.

00:52:48.000 Just like a lot of neat stuff, you know.

00:52:50.000 Did you ever think you'd be in the position you're in where you're just having all these weird conversations with interesting people?

00:52:50.000 Take care.

00:52:56.000 Because this is not like...

00:52:58.000 When I first met you, I would have never suspected that this would be a path that you would go down.

00:52:58.000 No.

00:53:04.000 Yeah, not at all.

00:53:05.000 You know, it's interesting that you went down that.

00:53:07.000 Like, what led you to want to start doing that?

00:53:11.000 Well, I think a couple of things.

00:53:12.000 I think, well, I think I didn't know I was kind of competitive in some ways.

00:53:18.000 You know, like, I think I'm kind of competitive.

00:53:24.000 Like, I want to see what's possible that's maybe inside of me.

00:53:28.000 So competitive with yourself or competitive with other people that are also doing it?

00:53:33.000 Just competitive because I think there was, I felt like maybe some people thought this thing like, oh, this guy can't do it.

00:53:40.000 You know, interesting.

00:53:41.000 I don't think that's, I think there were some people that were maybe like, oh, I'm surprised that this guy enjoys this or likes doing it.

00:53:47.000 But I think there was like, yeah, this guy can't do it.

00:53:53.000 And I just never had a voice when I was a kid, you know?

00:53:55.000 I never had a voice.

00:53:57.000 Like, you know, so much of my childhood, I think I just couldn't even speak up for myself.

00:54:01.000 I didn't even know I wanted to say.

00:54:02.000 I didn't even know what my feelings were, right?

00:54:04.000 I just, I was just like this.

00:54:06.000 I just, it, it just felt tough, you know?

00:54:11.000 And so I think when, yeah, when I started to kind of get into podcasting and have a little bit more of a voice, and then to get to talk to some people that I felt like were important that weren't getting voices.

00:54:24.000 Like even like we had a doctor from Gaza on last year or this year.

00:54:29.000 And that was like a moment for me.

00:54:31.000 I was like, oh, this is important stuff.

00:54:33.000 You know, like other people aren't putting this voice out there, right?

00:54:36.000 Some people are, but like the mainstream media, I don't feel like was doing a good job of it.

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00:56:08.000 And it just not what they do.

00:56:10.000 You know, I mean, the reason why we can do what we do is because there's not really anyone over there doing, they never figured this out before.

00:56:17.000 They never figured out that, hey, there's a lot of people that are in their car for hours every day.

00:56:21.000 They're on the train for hours every day.

00:56:23.000 They're in the gym.

00:56:24.000 They're doing different stuff where they want to listen to things.

00:56:27.000 Or when they come home, they don't want to watch late night TV.

00:56:30.000 They want to watch an interesting conversation.

00:56:32.000 You know?

00:56:33.000 That just, they didn't know that that was a thing.

00:56:33.000 Yeah.

00:56:36.000 That's all that was.

00:56:37.000 We snuck in.

00:56:38.000 I think we snuck in.

00:56:39.000 I think they had no idea.

00:56:40.000 They thought this was just shitty radio.

00:56:42.000 Yeah.

00:56:43.000 And I think my whole life, I think people looked at me and thought, oh, this dude's just fucking shitty radio.

00:56:43.000 You know?

00:56:49.000 Or I felt like that in a way, you know?

00:56:51.000 Well, I think like I still think it is.

00:56:52.000 My show, I mean, look, I feel lucky to have a show.

00:56:55.000 We work hard, you know, with podcasting.

00:56:57.000 I feel lucky to get to talk to a lot of people.

00:56:59.000 I don't think we do a lot of information type of stuff, you know, and I wish we could do better with that sometimes.

00:57:04.000 I think maybe that's a goal of mine next year is to try to learn more stuff just in the day-to-day so I can have conversations that are maybe more important.

00:57:12.000 But then also, maybe that's not what I'm supposed to do.

00:57:15.000 And I'm just supposed to be just having conversations that are fun.

00:57:17.000 And so it's what you're supposed to do if that's what you want to do.

00:57:21.000 But what I think is the only important thing, the only important thing, is what you want to do.

00:57:26.000 Yeah.

00:57:27.000 Yeah.

00:57:27.000 To be genuinely curious about whatever you're talking about.

00:57:30.000 I agree.

00:57:31.000 You know, and then hopefully be talking to someone who's telling the truth.

00:57:34.000 That's where it gets weird.

00:57:36.000 Now, sometimes people will be charismatic and they'll be very persuasive, but it turns out they have an agenda and they're not telling the truth.

00:57:44.000 And you might not know that.

00:57:46.000 That becomes a problem.

00:57:47.000 Yeah, I really.

00:57:48.000 Some people are taking advantage of the fact that they'll come on.

00:57:51.000 And sometimes I've been a little bit naive to think that somebody would do that, but people do do that.

00:57:55.000 Oh, 100%.

00:57:56.000 Like heads of state, you know?

00:57:58.000 Like, if you're going to have someone who's the president of a country that's in the middle of a war and they want to come on your podcast and talk, you're not going to get anything objective.

00:58:06.000 You're going to get them selling that they're the good guys.

00:58:09.000 And that's weird.

00:58:11.000 That's a weird one because unless you're an absolute expert in what is going on in that region and you know exactly what's true and what's not, and there's two very compelling and very loud narratives.

00:58:23.000 You know, good luck.

00:58:24.000 Good luck sorting out that conversation.

00:58:26.000 I'm not interested in having those conversations.

00:58:28.000 I am interested in having conversations with people that I think are intriguing, you know, that I think are being honest.

00:58:36.000 And whether I agree with them or not, they're being honest and they're intriguing.

00:58:40.000 That's what I like.

00:58:41.000 Yeah.

00:58:42.000 Yeah.

00:58:42.000 And I think some of that is me learning a little bit more.

00:58:44.000 I mean, I think I do like having stuff where people have more feelings and their stories about stuff, you know?

00:58:48.000 So that's something that I would maybe like to focus on more next year.

00:58:51.000 Like people's genuine, genuine human experiences, you know?

00:58:55.000 Like a guy or a woman or a kid, somebody who's been through something, you know, wants to share some of that.

00:59:00.000 Right.

00:59:00.000 So maybe that's something I'll try to get into a little bit more.

00:59:03.000 I don't know.

00:59:04.000 But yeah, I just feel lucky.

00:59:05.000 Like my mom listens to my podcast every week.

00:59:07.000 You know, and we never got to spend any time together when I was a kid.

00:59:10.000 So sometimes that kind of even keeps me going, you know?

00:59:12.000 It's like she's like our biggest fan.

00:59:14.000 And so it's weird.

00:59:16.000 It's got to make her proud.

00:59:17.000 It was just so weird when I was a kid, like she didn't have any time.

00:59:20.000 And then now she just like, you know, she loves him.

00:59:22.000 Yeah.

00:59:23.000 So I think, yeah, I don't know.

00:59:26.000 And it's like just afforded me a lot of like just neat opportunities.

00:59:29.000 Yeah, sometimes talking to people, like we got to learn about like the healthcare last year and how, you know, a lot of these political parties have put forward these like these presidential, what's it called when they sign something like this is an order, like an executive order, right?

00:59:47.000 That price transparency needs to happen with healthcare, right?

00:59:50.000 And so that was something that I realized was super important to me because like Bernie Sanders agrees with it, Trump agrees with it, Thomas Massey agrees with it, Rogue Kahn agrees with it.

01:00:00.000 There's all these people that say they agree with it and everybody says, but it never really gets to where it needs to be, right?

01:00:05.000 So you can go to a place and a hospital can charge you anything for an MRI, right?

01:00:11.000 They're supposed to show their prices like a menu.

01:00:14.000 And if they do that, then they have to compete.

01:00:16.000 You could call two places.

01:00:17.000 This person's like, well, it's $30,000.

01:00:19.000 And this person's like, no, it's $700.

01:00:21.000 So you're going to go there.

01:00:22.000 But they keep it vague so they can keep the prices really high and then they can keep this whole insurance rigmarole going on.

01:00:30.000 Well, they're private corporations.

01:00:31.000 That's what's nuts.

01:00:33.000 And the private companies own hospitals.

01:00:36.000 They're private.

01:00:38.000 So that's probably why they're hoping.

01:00:40.000 Yeah, hoping they're there for your best interest.

01:00:42.000 What they're there is to make the most money possible.

01:00:45.000 And one of the ways they do that is they're incentivized to give you certain medications financially.

01:00:51.000 Financially incentivized to give you certain pharmaceutical products and they make more money if they do that.

01:00:56.000 I had Mary Tally Bowden on the podcast.

01:00:59.000 She's a respiratory physician.

01:01:02.000 And she, doctor, whatever it is, she was saying that if she vaccinated all of her patients, she has a very small practice.

01:01:10.000 She vaccinated all of her patients for COVID, she'd have made $1.5 million.

01:01:14.000 Wow.

01:01:15.000 Like that's motivation.

01:01:17.000 Like that's not someone's not going to, they're not going to give you objective advice unless they're a really good person like she is.

01:01:25.000 They're not going to give you objective advice.

01:01:27.000 What they're going to say is, hey, they say you should take it.

01:01:29.000 I say you should take it too because I want to go golfing.

01:01:33.000 Yeah.

01:01:35.000 I want a BMW and I want to go golfing.

01:01:37.000 So take it.

01:01:38.000 I don't care if you're in a fucking wheelchair in three weeks. 1.00

01:01:41.000 At a myocarditis.

01:01:43.000 I want an M5.

01:01:45.000 I've got it picked out already.

01:01:46.000 I want the carbon interior, carbon fiber accents.

01:01:53.000 It's a trap.

01:01:54.000 But learning about that kind of stuff, things like that used to be like, oh, this is a little cause that means something to me, you know?

01:01:54.000 It's a trap.

01:01:59.000 Because then you think there are people probably right now that are afraid to go get health care because, and then it messes up your credit, right?

01:02:07.000 Like the number one cause of bankruptcy in America is medical debt.

01:02:10.000 Yep.

01:02:11.000 I think that's crazy.

01:02:12.000 It's crazy.

01:02:13.000 So now you're in debt and now there's the stress of that.

01:02:16.000 It's like also the problem is the system is so deeply intertwined in our society that to unwind it now and somehow or another start some sort of competent social medicine.

01:02:27.000 But that's the other problem is socialized medicine has not been effective anywhere.

01:02:31.000 Like everywhere else, like the difference between, it's really a difference between money.

01:02:37.000 Like if you have money in America and you break your leg, you can go to a really good doctor and you get your leg fixed.

01:02:43.000 Break your leg.

01:02:44.000 Right.

01:02:44.000 If you have money, if you're using, if you have socialized medicine and you're in England, for instance, I have a lot of friends in England that have they use the socialized medicine there.

01:02:52.000 They have it in Canada.

01:02:53.000 Like my friend in Canada, it took her a year to get a knee reconstruction and they did a terrible job of it.

01:02:58.000 They repaired her ACL and she's still, she's fucked.

01:03:01.000 She can't fully straighten her leg out.

01:03:03.000 Yeah, every time she fucking looks, yeah, she just moonwalks everywhere. 1.00

01:03:06.000 She's got a limp, a noticeable limp.

01:03:08.000 And they just fucked it up.

01:03:10.000 They did a shitty job.

01:03:11.000 And, you know, look, that could happen in America too.

01:03:15.000 But you could get an operation quicker here.

01:03:18.000 But it's really just money.

01:03:20.000 And the real problem with America is that you could have something really wrong with you and you have insurance and then your insurance denies you coverage for what's wrong with you.

01:03:31.000 Like Ben Askrin.

01:03:33.000 You know the story with Ben Askrin?

01:03:34.000 I know he's been getting better, right?

01:03:36.000 He's getting better, but he had a double lung transplant.

01:03:39.000 He had lung and the insurance didn't cover it.

01:03:43.000 How?

01:03:44.000 How could you not cover that?

01:03:46.000 The guy gets sick.

01:03:47.000 It turns out he's a very rare, I think it was like a staph infection or some kind of bacterial infection that was eating his lungs.

01:03:55.000 So they had to put him on a respirator.

01:03:56.000 He's on a respirator for a long time.

01:03:58.000 Then they had to give him a double lung transplant.

01:04:01.000 And insurance companies didn't cover it.

01:04:03.000 Yeah.

01:04:04.000 It's like, what are you even there for?

01:04:05.000 And then the stress, imagine his wife probably, or him, he is in and out of consciousness.

01:04:10.000 He has to call them probably.

01:04:12.000 And just the stress of like, we can't do it.

01:04:13.000 Can you fill out these forms?

01:04:15.000 It's almost like they just want to kill you with the stress.

01:04:17.000 It's just.

01:04:18.000 They just want to spend the least amount of money possible and make the most amount of money possible.

01:04:22.000 But when is it all?

01:04:23.000 United Healthcare.

01:04:24.000 There's something about United Healthcare that's attached to this government shutdown bill, too.

01:04:28.000 The reason why they were shutting down the guy.

01:04:31.000 There's something about the flow of money to United Healthcare, which is, you know, that company where that guy got assassinated.

01:04:37.000 Everybody cheered.

01:04:38.000 Because also because Luigi's kind of hot.

01:04:41.000 Good looking guy.

01:04:42.000 I didn't see it.

01:04:43.000 You didn't see Luigi?

01:04:44.000 No, I'm joking.

01:04:44.000 I'd look pretty.

01:04:45.000 I mean, he's fine.

01:04:46.000 I like men.

01:04:46.000 Yeah.

01:04:47.000 I like women. 1.00

01:04:48.000 Yeah, but still handsome guy.

01:04:48.000 Handsome hero.

01:04:50.000 I'm not saying you don't like women.

01:04:51.000 But, you know, I'm not saying you fuck alligators, but you know what one looks like. 0.99

01:04:55.000 Come on, dog.

01:04:55.000 Yeah.

01:04:56.000 Yeah, you're right about that.

01:04:57.000 That's a good call.

01:04:58.000 Hey, I ain't gay, but I'll hold it in my mouth until the gay guy gets there. 1.00

01:05:01.000 I go, if I told you it's an alligator, you wouldn't be like, bro, I'm not gay.

01:05:05.000 You would say, yes, it is an alligator.

01:05:07.000 Dude, my buddy.

01:05:08.000 Oh, yeah.

01:05:09.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:05:10.000 I'm saying Luigi's handsome, and you're like, I'm not gay.

01:05:12.000 And I'm like, that's not what I asked.

01:05:15.000 I asked you if you can see things.

01:05:17.000 Take those fucking shitty fake glasses off.

01:05:20.000 Maybe you can tell Luigi's a handsome man.

01:05:22.000 Helping or not.

01:05:24.000 You know, a lot of people think that Luigi was like some MK Ultra thing.

01:05:29.000 They tricked him and hypnotized him and got him to go in and shoot that guy.

01:05:33.000 Well, I think there's a lot of that going on.

01:05:34.000 And yes, I did have dinner at Candace someone's house recently.

01:05:39.000 You know, there's definitely, you know, conspiratorial.

01:05:43.000 A lot of conspiratorial foods on the menu over there.

01:05:45.000 You know?

01:05:46.000 I don't know if I'd say that.

01:05:48.000 I mean, they had like an unvaccinated quail with like an mRNA demi-glaze.

01:05:52.000 So maybe kind of.

01:05:55.000 Bro, they're trying to vaccinate cows.

01:05:56.000 Do you know about that?

01:05:58.000 They're trying to give cows mRNA vaccines.

01:06:00.000 Are they really?

01:06:01.000 No.

01:06:02.000 They're just trying to use the technology to make money.

01:06:04.000 If you really think they're doing it to protect the cows, you're out of your fucking mind.

01:06:07.000 Any of this stuff is just about money.

01:06:09.000 Cows are fine.

01:06:10.000 There's nothing wrong with the cows.

01:06:12.000 Why are they even doing that then?

01:06:13.000 Let the cows eat grass. 0.88

01:06:14.000 They'll be even better.

01:06:15.000 That's what they're supposed to be eating.

01:06:17.000 Let them all eat grass.

01:06:18.000 But occasionally, some cows will get sick.

01:06:18.000 They'll be fine.

01:06:21.000 Brucellosis is real.

01:06:22.000 It's when bisons and cows intermingle.

01:06:24.000 You know, bisons give cows brucellosis and it kills a bunch of them. 1.00

01:06:28.000 But other than that, fucking relax.

01:06:30.000 Yeah.

01:06:31.000 Relax.

01:06:32.000 Well, it just never ends.

01:06:33.000 It feels like there's everything.

01:06:35.000 There's just always a problem with everything.

01:06:36.000 I don't know.

01:06:37.000 Maybe the worry that people have is that somehow or another that stuff's going to get into your food.

01:06:42.000 Well, they're right, probably.

01:06:44.000 They're right because they've already talked about somehow or another getting mRNA vaccines into vegetables so that you wouldn't even have to get vaccinated.

01:06:44.000 Yeah.

01:06:53.000 You can get it from your diet.

01:06:58.000 They try to give me a tetanus shot.

01:07:00.000 It doesn't even work.

01:07:01.000 What, tetanus shot?

01:07:02.000 No, the fucking mRNA vaccines.

01:07:04.000 You're putting it in food and it doesn't even work.

01:07:06.000 Dude, I'm not taking it.

01:07:07.000 It doesn't work when you take it.

01:07:08.000 People aren't even taking it anymore.

01:07:10.000 And now you're trying to put it in food.

01:07:12.000 What are they putting it in?

01:07:13.000 You said radish or what is it?

01:07:14.000 Cute?

01:07:14.000 Radishes?

01:07:15.000 I don't know.

01:07:15.000 They were trying to put it in vegetables.

01:07:17.000 It's like, I mean, I think it's theoretical at this point, but I know Bill Gates was talking about it.

01:07:22.000 I just feel it's like, when does it end?

01:07:24.000 Like, when is it like.

01:07:24.000 It ends when they stop making money.

01:07:27.000 As long as they can figure out a way to trick you into thinking that you need something or, you know, you're not going to make any money.

01:07:34.000 Did you know that tetanus?

01:07:36.000 Well, you were talking about tetanus.

01:07:37.000 Did you know tetanus is a bacteria?

01:07:38.000 And it's extremely rare in America.

01:07:42.000 Like very, very, very, very few people ever get tetanus.

01:07:45.000 You think tetanus comes from a dirty nail, like a step on a nail?

01:07:48.000 No, tetanus is a bacteria.

01:07:50.000 Yeah.

01:07:50.000 And it can be cleaned out.

01:07:52.000 And also, tetanus is one of the rare vaccines that works as a prophylactic, like after the fact.

01:07:59.000 Like you could step on a nail.

01:08:01.000 You don't have tetanus yet.

01:08:02.000 They give you the tetanus vaccine after you stepped on the nail.

01:08:06.000 And then it still protects you.

01:08:08.000 No, it protects you.

01:08:09.000 Right.

01:08:09.000 So you don't need to take it.

01:08:11.000 Tetanus is super rare in America.

01:08:14.000 It's not, you could completely fix it by cleaning out the wound.

01:08:18.000 And if you get tetanus, they just inject you with the tetanus vaccine then.

01:08:23.000 Like there's no need to give tetanus shots to baby.

01:08:26.000 Yeah, they were saying maybe you should get it.

01:08:28.000 And I was like, I don't even know if I've had it, you know, but I don't want it.

01:08:31.000 I don't want anything else.

01:08:32.000 You probably had it when you were young.

01:08:34.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:08:34.000 I think I had that, but you should get it every 10 years.

01:08:37.000 I'm like, I don't know.

01:08:38.000 I don't care.

01:08:39.000 I'll be fine.

01:08:40.000 I'm okay.

01:08:41.000 It's real common in other countries.

01:08:43.000 Like, apparently, it's they say the colours.

01:08:45.000 Tetanus is.

01:08:46.000 It's a bacteria.

01:08:46.000 Yeah.

01:08:48.000 I didn't know it was a bacteria.

01:08:49.000 I thought it was something you got from Rusty Nails.

01:08:51.000 You know?

01:08:52.000 But it makes sense if it's a vaccine, that it's protecting you from something that's kind of alive.

01:08:58.000 Like a virus is kind of alive, right?

01:09:00.000 Like, they don't consider it a life form.

01:09:02.000 But I mean, it seems like it spreads.

01:09:04.000 It gets in a bunch of different people.

01:09:05.000 It needs the person as a host.

01:09:08.000 It seems like it's a kind of life.

01:09:11.000 I mean, it's trying to consume you.

01:09:13.000 It's trying to destroy your body.

01:09:15.000 And you're fighting it off.

01:09:17.000 And it hops from you to your kids to your neighbor to, you know, it's kind of alive and it kind of needs a person.

01:09:17.000 Yeah.

01:09:26.000 If it's propagating, right?

01:09:28.000 If it's spreading, like, what is it?

01:09:30.000 Yeah.

01:09:30.000 A virus?

01:09:31.000 I mean, I don't think they consider viruses a life form, but it sounds a lot like a different kind of life form, like a parasitic life form.

01:09:39.000 That's what it sounds like.

01:09:41.000 Doesn't it?

01:09:42.000 I mean, I don't think they're saying that it's not.

01:09:43.000 They're saying that it's bad, right?

01:09:44.000 A virus?

01:09:44.000 No, I don't think they consider it a life form.

01:09:47.000 Like, do they consider viruses a life form?

01:09:50.000 Put that in perplexity.

01:09:51.000 We have a sponsor.

01:09:52.000 We have an AI sponsor.

01:09:53.000 I use perplexity.

01:09:55.000 It's really good.

01:09:56.000 So let's find out if they consider, put that shit in there.

01:09:59.000 Let's find out if they consider virus as a life form because I don't think they do.

01:10:03.000 I think it's considered something different.

01:10:07.000 Dude, I'm so awful.

01:10:11.000 I'm so chilly.

01:10:12.000 Is the virus considered a life form?

01:10:12.000 Here we go.

01:10:14.000 Viruses are generally not considered life forms by most biologists, primarily because they cannot carry out the basic processes of life independently, such as metabolism, growth, or self-sustained reproduction without a host cell.

01:10:27.000 However, this status is debated in scientific circles due to viruses' ability to carry genetic material, reproduce inside host cells, and evolve through natural selection.

01:10:37.000 Yeah, I'm with those folks.

01:10:39.000 It's a life form.

01:10:40.000 It's a weird life form.

01:10:42.000 And here's the crazy thing.

01:10:44.000 If you think about it that way, then you got to think about gain of function research.

01:10:48.000 Gain of function research is like taking a grizzly bear and go, that grizzly bear should be on roids.

01:10:54.000 And you take a grizzly bear and you jack them up on TREN and you give them testosterone and cocaine and then let them loose in the woods.

01:11:02.000 That's what gain of function research is.

01:11:05.000 And our government was funding that.

01:11:07.000 They were funding making more evil life forms.

01:11:10.000 And that's where COVID-19 came from.

01:11:12.000 It came from our tax dollars that goes off to this lab where they're working on making a life form more vicious to people.

01:11:22.000 What do they want?

01:11:23.000 It's a fucking weapon.

01:11:24.000 That's what I think.

01:11:25.000 But then they just use it against us?

01:11:27.000 Well, I think it got out.

01:11:28.000 I don't think they tried to use it against us.

01:11:30.000 That's what I think.

01:11:32.000 But I think that they 100% are developing these things to dump them on other countries.

01:11:37.000 That's a fact.

01:11:38.000 They've always done that.

01:11:39.000 But why at this time?

01:11:40.000 They've done tons of research that show that the United States has been involved in stuff like that forever.

01:11:45.000 There was actually bioweapons labs that were in Ukraine when the war broke out that the United States was somehow involved with.

01:11:54.000 Put that in there.

01:11:55.000 Put that in there.

01:11:56.000 What bioweapons labs was the United States involved with in Ukraine?

01:12:01.000 Or how about this?

01:12:02.000 Instead of being leading, were bioweapons labs discovered in Ukraine?

01:12:11.000 Baby girl.

01:12:13.000 Let's put that in first and see what it says.

01:12:15.000 And then I'm going to ask it, were they funded by the United States?

01:12:18.000 Can I see it?

01:12:21.000 No bioweapons labs have been discovered in Ukraine, according to the United Nations, the U.S., Ukraine, and multiple independent experts.

01:12:29.000 The allegations made by Russia and echoed by some Chinese officials involve claims that U.S.-funded laboratories involved in military biological activity were operating in Ukraine, but these claims have been consistently, have consistently been denied and refuted by international authorities.

01:12:44.000 That doesn't mean anything.

01:12:45.000 Independent investigations and statements by the UN disarmament chief confirmed there is no evidence of a biological weapons program in Ukraine.

01:12:55.000 Yeah.

01:12:56.000 Okay.

01:12:58.000 Are there any stories online about bioweapons labs discovered in Ukraine?

01:13:08.000 Yeah, but we don't know that that's true.

01:13:11.000 So here's the thing.

01:13:12.000 If the United States is running bio or funding bioweapons labs in Ukraine and it doesn't become a national news item, you think they're going to come up and say, you're right, we did it. 0.65

01:13:23.000 No, they're not.

01:13:24.000 But if you're going to fund bioweapons research in China and a lot of other places, are there stories about the discovery?

01:13:36.000 Let's see what it says here.

01:13:40.000 Stories about the alleged discovery of bioweapons labs in Ukraine have circulated widely, primarily promoted by Russian officials and state media.

01:13:47.000 But these claims have not been substantiated by independent sources or international organizations, nor could they be.

01:13:54.000 You're going to get in there and fucking rat everybody out in the middle of a war.

01:13:54.000 Like, what are you going to do?

01:13:59.000 They're going to kill you.

01:14:01.000 Yeah, they wouldn't let that out.

01:14:04.000 Chinese foreign ministry and various conspiracy theorists have also amplified these stories, including claims of 26 bio labs and illegal research discovered by Russian forces.

01:14:15.000 I would hate to work at one of those places.

01:14:17.000 Right.

01:14:19.000 Yeah.

01:14:20.000 Okay, here's a problem here, right here.

01:14:22.000 International news organizations and independent scientists, including the BBC and experts at King's College London, have reviewed the alleged evidence and found it lacking, noting that the pathogens and documents cited by Russia are consistent with public health research, not weapons development.

01:14:38.000 Okay, public health research is one of the ways that they do weapons development. 0.97

01:14:42.000 They do it under the guise of public health research.

01:14:45.000 That's the whole original premise of gain of function research.

01:14:48.000 We're doing this so that we could figure out how to heal people.

01:14:52.000 And if these diseases do come our way, we know more about them because we've been researching them.

01:14:57.000 Like, okay, so the problem with the BBC saying it, well, we just found out the BBC is full of shit.

01:15:03.000 That whole thing with Trump, where they took a speech and they edited it and put apart this more than 50 minutes later in the sentence to end the sentence.

01:15:10.000 Like they completely changed what he had to say.

01:15:12.000 The head of BBC had to resign.

01:15:15.000 This is a giant scandal.

01:15:16.000 So I don't trust that.

01:15:18.000 But I don't know who's telling the truth or who's not because if I was Russia and I had invaded Ukraine, I would also say we found bioweapons labs. 0.53

01:15:27.000 And maybe there weren't any.

01:15:29.000 Maybe it is a lie.

01:15:30.000 Well, it's the same with like the weapons.

01:15:32.000 It's just so hard to know what's real, you know, at our level of just like being a consumer.

01:15:37.000 See if you can find online a story so we can pick apart the story that says bioweapons labs found in Ukraine.

01:15:45.000 It's tough to know who to trust.

01:15:46.000 It's just tough to know where to trust things.

01:15:47.000 So I think you just have to.

01:15:49.000 But there's a fact that we have had bioweapons research, and so has Russia. 0.83

01:15:54.000 This is a story that I did when I did that show, Joe Rogan Questions Everything.

01:15:59.000 I interviewed a guy who used to be a part of Russia's bioweapons research program.

01:16:04.000 And he explained to me how they're creating anthrax and they had all these bioweapons available.

01:16:10.000 And I said, do you think that there's a possibility that they were making various infectious diseases?

01:16:16.000 He said, absolutely.

01:16:18.000 That was research that was being done.

01:16:20.000 And then we went down to Galveston, Texas, and we went to one of those bio research labs that they have in America, one of those giant, crazy labs where everybody wears the hazmat suits and there's tubes that come off their suit and they're working with like Ebola and all this like super and his perspective was what he was worried about was not something made in a lab.

01:16:42.000 What he's worried about is some sort of a natural jump that goes from animals to people and just wipes us out.

01:16:50.000 That's this was this one doctor told me.

01:16:53.000 I don't know.

01:16:54.000 I feel the problem was, I would say that too, if I was in the middle of gain of function research, I would say this stuff is nothing.

01:16:59.000 Don't worry about this.

01:17:00.000 What I'd really worry about is chicken pox from chickens.

01:17:03.000 Yeah.

01:17:04.000 Is that the big thing now?

01:17:06.000 I don't know.

01:17:07.000 Well, dude, in our I just don't even know.

01:17:10.000 It's like, I don't know if they'd want to wipe us all out, though, because then there's nobody for these like dark lords to play with, I feel like. 0.99

01:17:16.000 I don't think they want to wipe us all out, but I think they want to keep us as controlled as possible, as scared as possible.

01:17:22.000 Do you see what they did in Canada?

01:17:23.000 They just shot 300 ostriches for no reason.

01:17:26.000 Fuck.

01:17:27.000 And Canadians, dude, who also have very good posture.

01:17:30.000 Ostrace is probably a great posture for a bird, would you say?

01:17:32.000 Well, they have that crazy neck. 1.00

01:17:33.000 They're headed up.

01:17:33.000 Right.

01:17:35.000 Otherwise, it'll fall down.

01:17:36.000 Yeah, but still.

01:17:37.000 Imagine if your neck was like three feet long.

01:17:39.000 That would be crazy.

01:17:40.000 Best posture I've ever seen in the world.

01:17:42.000 Toronto.

01:17:43.000 Oh, yeah.

01:17:43.000 If you had a fucking three-foot neck, dude.

01:17:45.000 Crazy.

01:17:46.000 Like, everywhere you go, your neck's like a tail.

01:17:48.000 Bro, have you seen that?

01:17:50.000 Have you seen those giraffes with a little neck? 1.00

01:17:52.000 What?

01:17:52.000 Pulling bitches up, cut.

01:17:54.000 Oh, I have seen that.

01:17:55.000 It's like a cousin of a giraffe.

01:17:57.000 It looks like an antelope.

01:17:58.000 It's like a red.

01:17:59.000 Yeah, what are those called?

01:18:00.000 Like Mexican giraffes or whatever. 0.93

01:18:02.000 No, no, no, no.

01:18:03.000 They live in Africa. 1.00

01:18:05.000 Whoa, that's crazy.

01:18:06.000 Shorty one of them.

01:18:07.000 Oh, look at that.

01:18:08.000 Bro, that's weird.

01:18:09.000 Wait a minute.

01:18:10.000 Is that AI, dog?

01:18:13.000 That's what it looks like.

01:18:15.000 The shortnecks giraffe native. 1.00

01:18:17.000 This looks more fake.

01:18:18.000 Yeah, that looks way fake.

01:18:18.000 Really?

01:18:19.000 They're wearing fucking bowler hats from Army.

01:18:21.000 No, that's what they look like.

01:18:22.000 No, I think that's generally genuinely what they look like.

01:18:24.000 That's the one right there.

01:18:25.000 That's it.

01:18:26.000 That's that dog. 0.83

01:18:27.000 That's kind of how I'm built.

01:18:28.000 That is a weird giraffe, man.

01:18:30.000 This is they're from Wakanda.

01:18:32.000 Interesting.

01:18:32.000 I don't know if that's real.

01:18:33.000 Oh, from Wakanda.

01:18:34.000 So they're real.

01:18:34.000 That's real.

01:18:35.000 That is definitely real.

01:18:36.000 Everything, bro.

01:18:37.000 That's the thing you can't tell.

01:18:39.000 There's no information anymore.

01:18:41.000 It's all just a blender of fucking who knows.

01:18:43.000 Anything you put into TikTok, the next story, it's merged your last researches into a new Sora is making new things that it looks so real.

01:18:51.000 It's just like, I don't even know what if information even means.

01:18:55.000 It's just, everything feels so bizarre.

01:18:57.000 You know?

01:18:58.000 Don't you feel like that?

01:18:59.000 Uh-huh.

01:19:00.000 And it's getting weirder.

01:19:01.000 It's getting weirder and harder to tell what's true.

01:19:03.000 By the month, it's getting weirder and fast.

01:19:06.000 Yeah, it's getting very strange.

01:19:09.000 So you got to lock in.

01:19:10.000 I'm trying to think of the things that just even still feel real to me sometimes, you know?

01:19:14.000 I think this is a real important time to minimize the amount of time you're online.

01:19:19.000 Yeah.

01:19:20.000 This is as things get squirrelier and squirrelier, check in every now and then, but don't allow yourself to be looking at that goddamn thing all day.

01:19:28.000 Yeah.

01:19:28.000 Because that's part of what's wrong with us is we're staring at these goddamn things all day and they're just hypnotizing us with bullshit.

01:19:35.000 At the end of the day, you're confused, aimless.

01:19:38.000 You go to sleep, you feel depressed.

01:19:40.000 You wake up in the morning, you get up in the middle of the night to piss.

01:19:42.000 You're like, what is life?

01:19:44.000 You go back to bed.

01:19:45.000 You're like, what am I doing?

01:19:47.000 Those things do that.

01:19:47.000 You take away those things and life is pretty normal.

01:19:50.000 Yeah.

01:19:51.000 They are amplifiers of anxiety.

01:19:54.000 Oh, that's for sure.

01:19:55.000 For sure.

01:19:56.000 Well, it's even like they had a lot of these shooters, like people that have like, you know, these young guys who become, what's it called when you see stuff online and it makes you more radicalized, right?

01:20:10.000 How are some of these companies not legally liable?

01:20:13.000 Like if you go to a restaurant, right?

01:20:16.000 Right.

01:20:17.000 And somebody poisons you, you could take something up with that restaurant.

01:20:23.000 Right.

01:20:23.000 If they poison a bunch of people, you may be able to sue the restaurant or have some recourse against that restaurant, the food establishment.

01:20:29.000 But these entities, like these social media places, like if they radicalize someone and they go shoot somebody or something, there's no accountability for the company.

01:20:39.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:20:40.000 Well, the company is not radicalizing people.

01:20:42.000 And I think it's a real danger what you're saying because what you're saying is you're opening the door to censorship.

01:20:47.000 You're opening the door to the government saying, we're here to protect you so you can't talk about certain things.

01:20:51.000 Because these things can radicalize you.

01:20:52.000 Because anybody's definition of what radicalizes people is very variable, right?

01:20:58.000 Like during COVID, I could have been considered someone who radicalizes people against taking a COVID vaccine.

01:21:05.000 I could have been seen as a science denier and a dangerous person that has to be silenced.

01:21:09.000 You have to remove them from public discourse.

01:21:12.000 So what you're saying by people getting radicalized, who?

01:21:16.000 Like who's getting radicalized and who's doing it?

01:21:16.000 That's the problem.

01:21:19.000 And what is the real reason why you're getting radicalized?

01:21:22.000 Okay, because you don't know who the fuck you are.

01:21:25.000 So you could be getting radicalized for the better or for the worse, too.

01:21:27.000 For sure.

01:21:28.000 So you're just really getting educated, really.

01:21:29.000 Look, there's people that get radicalized towards radical ideas of fitness and will and discipline.

01:21:35.000 That's good.

01:21:36.000 Paying attention to Jocko every morning.

01:21:40.000 What is radicalized?

01:21:41.000 You could be a radical, you could be into radical kindness.

01:21:45.000 You get radicalized to just be kind to people.

01:21:48.000 It's all dependent upon what are you talking about and who's doing it.

01:21:52.000 So why would the social media platform be in trouble for doing nothing other than giving people a voice?

01:21:59.000 But the algorithm, is there an algorithm that asserts that?

01:22:01.000 That's where it gets weird.

01:22:02.000 So the algorithm.

01:22:03.000 That's more what I mean then.

01:22:04.000 Is the algorithm, isn't there some liability to an algorithm?

01:22:07.000 But here's the problem: the algorithm amplifies what you like.

01:22:10.000 So you have to decide what you're looking at.

01:22:12.000 Right.

01:22:13.000 Like, you have to have some personal responsibility because most of my algorithm, particularly on YouTube, is all just stuff I like.

01:22:19.000 It's all fun stuff.

01:22:20.000 It's all interesting.

01:22:21.000 It's all ancient history stuff, you know, cool cars that people are building.

01:22:25.000 That's it.

01:22:25.000 That's most of it.

01:22:26.000 Fights, pool matches, professional pool matches, a lot of Muay Thai.

01:22:30.000 It's all stuff I'm into.

01:22:31.000 It's nothing is so like, why is your algorithm fucked up?

01:22:35.000 Because that's the stuff you're clicking on all the time.

01:22:37.000 And a lot of things, I don't know if you could do it on Instagram.

01:22:40.000 Can you do it?

01:22:41.000 Like, I don't like posts like this where you right-click on things.

01:22:44.000 Yeah, I think you can.

01:22:45.000 But you can't.

01:22:46.000 I know you can do it on Google news feed.

01:22:47.000 You can't do it in these things.

01:22:49.000 Like, if it's a young person, is there any more, should there be anything?

01:22:52.000 Like, I agree, there is a love.

01:22:54.000 It's always personal responsibility.

01:22:56.000 And I think we're probably in a space where more than ever, personal responsibility is going to start to thin the herd because it's like who can, you know, have like control over their own wherewithal, you know, and what they absorb.

01:23:08.000 Well, we have to learn from other people's mistakes, right?

01:23:11.000 And we kind of are better at that than, like, okay.

01:23:15.000 We're better at that as a society than, say, when society's with alcohol, for instance, than a society where alcohol gets introduced into that society, where they don't have a history of alcohol.

01:23:27.000 Generally speaking, that destroys civilization.

01:23:30.000 You mean if a place does, like when they gave alcoholism?

01:23:32.000 Native Americans.

01:23:33.000 Like the Native Americans. 1.00

01:23:34.000 It's a perfect example.

01:23:35.000 Native Americans had no history of alcohol use.

01:23:38.000 United States troops came through, did two things.

01:23:41.000 One, killed 90% of them with disease.

01:23:44.000 So 90% of the Native Americans died from disease because they were exposed to smallpox and all sorts of horrible shit that the Europeans carried over with them. 0.96

01:23:53.000 So 90% of them died from that.

01:23:56.000 And then they got pushed into reservations.

01:23:59.000 They got slaughtered by people with guns and all they lost all their land.

01:24:04.000 And then also they get introduced to alcohol.

01:24:07.000 So both everything gets super depressing and you get introduced to alcohol.

01:24:13.000 And that is devastating to a society.

01:24:16.000 And to this day, reservations have very high rates of alcohol and drug abuse, very high rates on Native American reservations.

01:24:23.000 But if you're really drinking of it air.

01:24:23.000 Oh, yeah.

01:24:26.000 But if you look at us, like regular people, like we're talking about alcohol today, right?

01:24:31.000 We're talking about, I don't, I barely drink anymore.

01:24:33.000 I'll have a drink every now and then and I had one recently.

01:24:36.000 But that's it.

01:24:37.000 Like you can, you can, I know how to do that.

01:24:39.000 I come from a culture of people who drink.

01:24:42.000 It's common.

01:24:43.000 You know, people drink wine with dinner.

01:24:44.000 It's calm.

01:24:45.000 It's normal.

01:24:46.000 You can figure out how to regulate it for the most part.

01:24:48.000 But there's people who won't, right?

01:24:50.000 Yeah.

01:24:50.000 But it's not as bad as when there's no one knows what to do because you've never had it before.

01:24:56.000 And then once you get it, you're fucked. 0.75

01:24:58.000 That's the problem also with censorship.

01:25:01.000 That's the problem with like social media.

01:25:04.000 Like we're the first people to get it.

01:25:06.000 So we're like basically the Native Americans of social media. 0.85

01:25:09.000 Like we're getting it for the first time and it's wrecking our society.

01:25:12.000 Yeah.

01:25:13.000 Not to the same level that it did in Native Americans because it also carries a lot of positives. 1.00

01:25:17.000 It does let you distribute information.

01:25:19.000 You learn about things.

01:25:20.000 There's a lot of positives that come with social media.

01:25:22.000 But also, we're the first people that don't know how to handle it.

01:25:26.000 The grandchildren and great-grandchildren of us, they will have a much better understanding of what not to do and what to do.

01:25:33.000 Oh, I have an uncle who is an addict.

01:25:37.000 He's a Twitter addict.

01:25:39.000 He's a real problem.

01:25:40.000 All he does is yell about politics.

01:25:41.000 He's on his phone 16 hours a day.

01:25:43.000 He doesn't pay attention to his life.

01:25:44.000 He's losing his job because he's a Twitter addict.

01:25:47.000 There's people like that, just like these people that are drug addicts.

01:25:50.000 But these are the first ones.

01:25:51.000 Got it.

01:25:52.000 I hadn't thought about it like that.

01:25:54.000 Yeah, we got to learn how to regulate.

01:25:56.000 And I think people are going to learn like a lot of kids are using apps now that limit the amount of time that they're on their social media for like one hour a day.

01:26:03.000 You know, and are they?

01:26:04.000 You think a lot of these kids are doing that?

01:26:06.000 Kids that want a better life.

01:26:08.000 Yes.

01:26:09.000 Kids that recognize that you can waste time.

01:26:11.000 And when you waste time over long, you know, like junior high school, into high school, you really start realizing it.

01:26:17.000 And you see the difference between people who don't waste time and really get after it and get things done.

01:26:20.000 And then you see the people that are falling by the wayside.

01:26:23.000 And that's a pattern that establishes when you're a teenager pretty much for the whole rest of your life.

01:26:29.000 You know, I knew people that were kind of ne'er-do wells in high school that really never got into anything.

01:26:35.000 And they never tried hard at anything.

01:26:37.000 And they stayed like that.

01:26:39.000 Yeah.

01:26:40.000 I think it's hard to make a really hard.

01:26:45.000 Very hard to make a change in how you see life.

01:26:48.000 You know, and then you're not going to change your life unless you change the way you see life.

01:26:48.000 Yeah.

01:26:52.000 Yeah.

01:26:53.000 Do you, let me think about something else.

01:26:57.000 Sorry.

01:26:58.000 My brain sometimes gets hard to like keep going.

01:27:02.000 How are the fights, man?

01:27:03.000 Did you have fun?

01:27:04.000 Yeah.

01:27:05.000 Yeah.

01:27:05.000 It's always fun.

01:27:06.000 Madison Square Garden is crazy.

01:27:08.000 There's a few buildings in this world that have like a tangible feel when you're in them.

01:27:14.000 Like, whoa, this is the garden.

01:27:16.000 Bro, I've been there a ton of times.

01:27:17.000 I performed there.

01:27:18.000 It doesn't matter.

01:27:19.000 Every time I go there, when I walk into that building, I'm like, whoo, we're at the fucking garden.

01:27:23.000 Yeah.

01:27:23.000 You better be on your P's and Q's, son.

01:27:25.000 We've got to be ready to go.

01:27:27.000 This is the garden.

01:27:28.000 I think fighters feel it too.

01:27:29.000 I think they're extra amped to fight in the garden.

01:27:32.000 Yeah, Dustin said that he went to watch the fights.

01:27:35.000 Was there a lot of, was Anik there?

01:27:37.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:27:38.000 I didn't get to watch.

01:27:39.000 Yeah, Anik, DC, and me.

01:27:41.000 And Megan was there too.

01:27:41.000 Let's go.

01:27:43.000 Megan Levy?

01:27:43.000 Megan Lee.

01:27:44.000 Yep.

01:27:44.000 Oh, she's the best.

01:27:45.000 She's just her and her husband.

01:27:48.000 They're both salted the earth.

01:27:50.000 The best.

01:27:51.000 I mean, I will say this.

01:27:53.000 They have one of the best staffs of any sporting group I've ever been around in my life.

01:27:57.000 For sure.

01:27:58.000 Yeah, the UFC staff is very much like a family.

01:28:00.000 Amber, Nicole.

01:28:01.000 We all know each other so well.

01:28:02.000 We've hung out together so long.

01:28:04.000 Everybody's all hugging everybody backstage.

01:28:06.000 This is a beautiful place to work.

01:28:08.000 And Bruce is doing his stretches.

01:28:09.000 There's so many little things going on.

01:28:11.000 Yeah.

01:28:12.000 And you just get to see them all happen.

01:28:13.000 And it's always the same people, you know?

01:28:16.000 And we travel around the world together.

01:28:18.000 Well, I don't anymore.

01:28:19.000 I used to travel with those guys around the world.

01:28:21.000 And, you know, they'll go from here and now they're going to Cotter.

01:28:24.000 I was going to go.

01:28:25.000 Were you really?

01:28:26.000 Yeah.

01:28:26.000 Yeah, man, that's a long-ass flight, son.

01:28:29.000 I know.

01:28:29.000 I went over there.

01:28:30.000 They're going to make you put on the outfit.

01:28:32.000 I put on the outfit already once.

01:28:33.000 Did you like it?

01:28:34.000 Yeah.

01:28:35.000 Are you thinking maybe I could live here if I get in trouble?

01:28:39.000 I thought they were going to take my life and I don't let me come back.

01:28:42.000 Not them, but you just never know in the Middle East what's going on, you know.

01:28:45.000 Yeah.

01:28:46.000 What does that outfit mean?

01:28:47.000 It's called a throbe.

01:28:49.000 I think you can see a picture of me in it.

01:28:50.000 Yeah, I've seen it.

01:28:51.000 I used it to attack you for stuff online.

01:28:55.000 Oh, yeah.

01:28:56.000 So if you're in the pocket of those type shit, boy, look at it, bro.

01:28:59.000 Bro, it looks good.

01:29:00.000 I like how theirs has a collar.

01:29:03.000 It's a little more modern.

01:29:04.000 I think you have to put the head thing on, like, if you're listening to music or whatever.

01:29:07.000 You'll be a real problem if you're grappling with that thing, though.

01:29:09.000 Limit your hip movement.

01:29:11.000 People can control you a little bit better.

01:29:13.000 Well, hopefully the person you're grappling with is also wearing it.

01:29:15.000 That's true, but you're slowing down the game.

01:29:17.000 Yeah, you're right.

01:29:19.000 A hell of a gi. 1.00

01:29:21.000 So long as you're wearing a bathrobe.

01:29:23.000 You're not even wearing a gi.

01:29:24.000 You're wearing an ankle-length bathrobe.

01:29:26.000 Yeah, I was going to go.

01:29:28.000 I was going to go.

01:29:29.000 Did you like going over there?

01:29:30.000 What was your experience?

01:29:32.000 I mean, obviously they treat you a little bit different because, you know, you're not gay.

01:29:32.000 Yeah, man.

01:29:32.000 I liked it.

01:29:37.000 Yeah.

01:29:38.000 Thank you for saying that.

01:29:38.000 That.

01:29:42.000 So we got that out there.

01:29:43.000 And I am looking for love.

01:29:44.000 I did meet somebody that thought was kind of cool, but who knows, you know?

01:29:47.000 How did Jewish people feel like going over there?

01:29:50.000 I'm sure that they're probably.

01:29:52.000 I mean, I feel like they're all kind of in cahoots every day.

01:29:54.000 Don't really know what's going on.

01:29:57.000 Qatar is a Muslim country.

01:29:59.000 Right.

01:29:59.000 But that's what I'm saying.

01:30:00.000 Like, if I was a Jew and I was traveling around the world right now, I'd be like, do I stop in here?

01:30:05.000 Yeah, maybe I want to fly into Sweden instead.

01:30:09.000 You know?

01:30:10.000 I guess.

01:30:11.000 Did Qatar, did they? 0.98

01:30:11.000 I don't know. 0.98

01:30:13.000 Did any of those countries help with Palestine?

01:30:16.000 I don't know.

01:30:16.000 It was hard to know what was going on.

01:30:18.000 Well, I think there was talk of, do you say Qatar or Qatar?

01:30:23.000 Qatar.

01:30:23.000 You're right.

01:30:24.000 Qatar.

01:30:26.000 There was talk in the beginning of them helping to rebuild.

01:30:32.000 But this is like when Trump said the wildest shit of all time that we're going to take over and we're going to turn it into the, what did he say?

01:30:39.000 The Mediterranean of the Middle East? 0.93

01:30:42.000 What the fuck are you saying?

01:30:44.000 That was one of those things that maybe made people go, wait, is he really crazy?

01:30:49.000 What's going on?

01:30:50.000 How are we going to take over?

01:30:51.000 How are you going to take it?

01:30:52.000 It's like when he was talking about Greenland, like maybe we're going to take Greenland.

01:30:56.000 Like, hey, what?

01:30:58.000 Why do they want Greenland?

01:31:01.000 Let's ask perplexity.

01:31:02.000 Why is he ask perplexity?

01:31:06.000 Why is the United States interested in acquiring Greenland?

01:31:10.000 You'd think there's something up there.

01:31:12.000 You know what I would think?

01:31:13.000 What?

01:31:14.000 Let's imagine a world where the climate does radically shift.

01:31:18.000 Right.

01:31:19.000 And by the way, I think human beings play a part of it.

01:31:23.000 I've had a lot of these conversations with people.

01:31:25.000 And I saw a video that was criticizing something today saying, how, you know, talking about how much money there is in climate change and pushing the climate change narrative.

01:31:35.000 And then that didn't compare to the amount of money that's in the fossil fuel promoting fossil fuels.

01:31:42.000 That is 100% true, but it doesn't discount the fact that there's a shit ton of money to be made from green energy.

01:31:51.000 That's why they're promoting it.

01:31:53.000 You really can't stop fossil fuel.

01:31:56.000 That's the inside wink.

01:31:58.000 Everything is made with oil.

01:32:01.000 Everything.

01:32:01.000 Your pharmaceuticals, all of your electronics, plastics, tires, everything is made with.

01:32:09.000 You ain't stopping oil.

01:32:10.000 However, this idea of reducing carbon footprint, there 100% is money in that.

01:32:16.000 And there's money in the whole green energy narrative.

01:32:21.000 This is why Bill Gates recently abandoned saying he totally backtracked on what he was saying.

01:32:21.000 There's money.

01:32:27.000 Climate change?

01:32:28.000 Yeah, he totally backtracked on it because people were starting to investigate and looking at why are you saying this?

01:32:33.000 And are you making money off of this?

01:32:35.000 Do you have like certain stocks that would rise and where you'd make an extraordinary amount of money if you promoted these certain narratives publicly?

01:32:43.000 Yeah.

01:32:44.000 Yeah.

01:32:44.000 That's part of what's going on.

01:32:47.000 However, there was giant solar activity this week.

01:32:50.000 And this is what I'm talking about.

01:32:52.000 In Greenland?

01:32:52.000 Yes.

01:32:53.000 No, in America.

01:32:54.000 Giant solar activity where people were seeing the northern lights in Texas.

01:32:57.000 Yes.

01:32:57.000 In fucking Texas.

01:32:59.000 Okay.

01:32:59.000 And a friend of mine who is, well, Brett Weinstein, I'm pretty sure I could say he was him.

01:33:04.000 It's not a secret.

01:33:05.000 Was telling me, like, this is like a significant amount of solar activity, kind of unprecedented and very dangerous.

01:33:13.000 And if it gets bigger than a certain wave, which they can't really predict, like these solar flares, they just, they don't have a clock on the sun.

01:33:20.000 Like, oh, on November 17th, it'll be 82 degrees.

01:33:23.000 No, it does whatever the fuck it wants.

01:33:25.000 And sometimes it does mass ejections, man.

01:33:28.000 And these huge bursts.

01:33:31.000 And these huge bursts can wipe out satellites, wipe out telecommunication, wipe it out, and change the fucking temperature of the earth.

01:33:38.000 Dude, what the fuck?

01:33:40.000 Go back to that Greenland. 0.58

01:33:41.000 Go back to that Greenland thing, please, because we didn't get a chance to read it.

01:33:44.000 Dude, the United States is interested in acquiring Greenland for a combination of strategic, economic, and security reasons.

01:33:50.000 Greenland's geographic location makes it a critical asset for U.S. defense, especially for monitoring activities in the Arctic and North Atlantic, as well as for tracking potential Russian military movements and securing early warning capabilities for missile threats.

01:34:05.000 You know what also makes sense?

01:34:05.000 That makes sense.

01:34:07.000 If it gets green because the Earth temperature changes.

01:34:11.000 Because you're investing ahead of time.

01:34:12.000 Greenland maybe used to be green.

01:34:14.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:34:16.000 Yeah, I mean, I would bet at some point it did.

01:34:18.000 I think they discovered Greenland like officially in like, I want to say the 1800s.

01:34:26.000 They listed Greenland as a continent, but there's maps of Greenland, like detailed maps of Greenland from like the 1500s.

01:34:36.000 Do you think that they can, do you think that it's controllable where they could start to thawed out whoever owns it all?

01:34:41.000 It's uncontrollable.

01:34:42.000 No.

01:34:42.000 So that's not controllable.

01:34:43.000 This is the scariest thing about the temperature of Earth that we need to come to grips with.

01:34:47.000 It is not static.

01:34:48.000 It changes and it changes all the time.

01:34:51.000 And sometimes it changes in horrific ways where it turns into a fucking ice age.

01:34:55.000 And if that happens, we all have to move to the equator.

01:34:57.000 And that's what happens.

01:34:58.000 That's what happens in human history.

01:35:00.000 That's why you see these like super advanced civilizations that came out of South America.

01:35:05.000 Like, well, they were probably the only people that were able to live normally during the ice age.

01:35:11.000 During the ice age, like if you're in North America, you're a fucking caveman.

01:35:16.000 You're covered in animal furs.

01:35:18.000 You know, you're trudging through the snow.

01:35:20.000 You're hiding.

01:35:21.000 You're hiding.

01:35:22.000 Things are hunting you.

01:35:23.000 If you're living in the Amazon jungle during that same time, man, you're probably in like, think of the Aztecs.

01:35:31.000 You know, the Aztecs.

01:35:32.000 How tall were they, the Aztecs overall?

01:35:35.000 Here's the thing about the Aztec.

01:35:36.000 Aztec ruins is what I was going to get to.

01:35:38.000 They found them that way.

01:35:40.000 The Aztecs that lived there, they didn't build them. 1.00

01:35:43.000 They found them that way.

01:35:44.000 They uncovered them in the jungle.

01:35:46.000 The ruins?

01:35:47.000 They're part of a civilization that's even older than them.

01:35:49.000 So that's why they found that place.

01:35:51.000 They didn't build it.

01:35:52.000 They built some things.

01:35:53.000 Right.

01:35:53.000 But they found those things there.

01:35:55.000 So their great, great ancestors were probably the ones who built it initially.

01:36:01.000 And if you think about the ice age, if there's any advanced civilizations, it's going to be in the places that aren't frozen.

01:36:07.000 And all of North America, dude, half of North America was under at least a mile of ice.

01:36:13.000 Hold on, let me think about it.

01:36:15.000 Half of North America was under at least one mile of ice.

01:36:18.000 Yeah, you know how it's flat in like a lot of Wisconsin?

01:36:22.000 Wisconsin has areas called the driftless areas.

01:36:25.000 And that's the areas where these giant glaciers didn't just plow over the earth.

01:36:31.000 So they have hills and mountains and shit.

01:36:33.000 Everything else is just flat.

01:36:35.000 That flat shit, that's from two miles of motherfucking ice just erasing anything that was there before it.

01:36:44.000 Like a bulldozer.

01:36:45.000 So if there was a civilization that lived on Earth up there 20,000 years ago, bitch, you ain't finding nothing. 1.00

01:36:51.000 You ain't getting shit.

01:36:52.000 You ain't finding nothing.

01:36:54.000 You ain't getting shit.

01:36:55.000 And they were all down in South America.

01:36:56.000 That's what I think.

01:36:57.000 That's why that happened.

01:36:58.000 That's why they had such advanced civilizations.

01:37:01.000 And so many artifacts and stuff because that's where it was possible.

01:37:03.000 All kinds of weird shit that they don't understand.

01:37:05.000 So what cities that were in the Amazon jungle that they're discovering now?

01:37:08.000 But what happens, Joe?

01:37:09.000 Say it starts to, like, things are, you know, it starts to devolve even more.

01:37:13.000 What happens?

01:37:14.000 I know we've talked about this before.

01:37:14.000 Where do we meet up?

01:37:15.000 I think we said Denver or whatever.

01:37:18.000 I think Denver's lost.

01:37:19.000 I think Denver's lost.

01:37:20.000 Okay, so we need to have a straight line.

01:37:21.000 They're just there and bringing wolves back to Denver, these dumbasses. 1.00

01:37:24.000 Well, I wouldn't mind a wolf or two, but I'm just saying, what do we do, man?

01:37:28.000 That's what I'm saying.

01:37:29.000 Like, if it gets weird, we have to have some plan.

01:37:31.000 It's already getting weird, right?

01:37:33.000 It's getting real weird.

01:37:34.000 Yeah.

01:37:35.000 It's getting weird.

01:37:36.000 But the reality, what I was getting to is you can't control the Earth's temperature.

01:37:40.000 You can't control the Earth's future because there's a bunch of factors.

01:37:44.000 Even if you say, okay, let's all agree on something first.

01:37:48.000 Let's agree that human beings have a detrimental effect on Earth.

01:37:51.000 We can all agree on that.

01:37:53.000 Let's agree that human beings overfish the ocean.

01:37:56.000 Let's all agree on that.

01:37:57.000 Let's all agree that we pollute the air, we pollute the oceans, we pollute the rivers.

01:38:01.000 All that is terrible.

01:38:02.000 All that should be fixed.

01:38:03.000 Let's all agree on that.

01:38:05.000 Once we agree on that, that's not the greatest threat to human life.

01:38:09.000 The greatest threat to human life is asteroid impacts.

01:38:12.000 Well, nuclear war for sure, if we do that to each other.

01:38:14.000 That's number one.

01:38:15.000 But after that, it's asteroid impacts.

01:38:17.000 And asteroid impacts, you can't do a fucking thing about them.

01:38:21.000 You could do something.

01:38:22.000 No, they're not ready yet.

01:38:22.000 Uh-uh.

01:38:24.000 They can't do anything yet.

01:38:25.000 You couldn't do something.

01:38:26.000 You could hide behind something.

01:38:27.000 No, no, no.

01:38:29.000 You could do something.

01:38:30.000 No.

01:38:30.000 You could wear something.

01:38:31.000 You could wear something.

01:38:32.000 No.

01:38:33.000 Okay, you're being silly.

01:38:34.000 No, you don't think you could.

01:38:35.000 You got the three-eye Atlas, that one that just passed through.

01:38:37.000 It's the size of Manhattan, and it's made out of metal.

01:38:40.000 It's a giant chunk of nickel that's the size of Manhattan.

01:38:45.000 And it's billions of years old, and it's going, how many thousands of miles an hour was it going?

01:38:51.000 Put that in a bunch of how fast was three eye Atlas?

01:38:54.000 It doesn't matter where you are.

01:38:55.000 Everything's dead.

01:38:56.000 The whole planet's dead.

01:38:58.000 Okay, because what happens is you have roaches, some fucking underground mammals that survive.

01:39:05.000 But you're saying it hits the planet, and then what happens?

01:39:07.000 That's what I'm saying.

01:39:08.000 Everybody dies.

01:39:10.000 It's miles deep into Earth in the first second, miles deep.

01:39:14.000 But does it like impact?

01:39:16.000 Like, does the Earth shift over 20 feet?

01:39:17.000 Like some massive explosion.

01:39:20.000 Oh, you're saying you're saying there's an explosion?

01:39:23.000 Not just an explosion, but it creates nuclear winter. 0.56

01:39:26.000 Like the entire Earth is covered in volcanic ash.

01:39:30.000 Like you're fucked. 0.61

01:39:31.000 Everything's dead.

01:39:32.000 Like most of the Earth is dead.

01:39:34.000 So maybe I'm not understanding it, Philip.

01:39:34.000 Okay.

01:39:36.000 It seems like it.

01:39:38.000 It's going approximately 155,000 miles an hour.

01:39:42.000 Fuck, you didn't say that.

01:39:43.000 This makes the fastest interstellar object yet observed, with its velocity accelerating as it approaches the sun and then gradually slowing as it moves away.

01:39:51.000 So it's 250,000 kilometers per hour.

01:39:57.000 Earlier measurements as it entered the solar system recorded speeds of 130,000 to 140,000 miles an hour.

01:40:05.000 Saudi Bay.

01:40:06.000 So it's the size of Manhattan.

01:40:09.000 It's made out of nickel.

01:40:10.000 Okay, let's Google this.

01:40:12.000 What is the observed mass of this object?

01:40:16.000 How big is it?

01:40:17.000 What is the observed mass of 3E Atlas?

01:40:23.000 Observed mass of 3 of it.

01:40:26.000 Okay, let us see what it says.

01:40:31.000 Look how quick it did that. 0.95

01:40:32.000 Just Google all those articles.

01:40:33.000 The observed mass is estimated to be over 33 billion tons.

01:40:38.000 Okay, hold on.

01:40:38.000 Let me think about how much that is real quick.

01:40:41.000 It's a lot.

01:40:42.000 33 billion tons.

01:40:45.000 How much is one ton?

01:40:46.000 2,000 pounds.

01:40:47.000 Okay.

01:40:50.000 What else is 33 billion tons?

01:40:52.000 That's a great question, dude.

01:40:54.000 Very good question, Jamie.

01:40:57.000 Look how it researches.

01:41:00.000 Estimated mass of 3E Atlas, 33 billion tons, roughly equivalent to the mass of Manhattan Island, which is about 3.1 miles across, similar in size to the comet's estimated nucleus diameter.

01:41:12.000 This means the comet's mass is roughly comparable to a large city in solid matter terms.

01:41:17.000 Amen.

01:41:18.000 33 billion tons.

01:41:20.000 Well, I'm going to say.

01:41:21.000 Three to five orders of magnitude heavier than previous interstellar objects, like Uamumamu.

01:41:29.000 500, what?

01:41:31.000 Far smaller than the heaviest known comets in our solar system.

01:41:34.000 Look at this one.

01:41:35.000 One C 2014, whatever, whatever, which weighs around 500 trillion tons with a diameter of about 128 kilometers, 80 miles.

01:41:46.000 I didn't think that it was.

01:41:48.000 I think I had a different concept of it.

01:41:50.000 Yeah, so I had something small.

01:41:51.000 I had something like this.

01:41:53.000 No, those hit all the time.

01:41:54.000 Things like that hit all the time.

01:41:56.000 And that's what I was thinking about.

01:41:57.000 To find them is Antarctica because Antarctica's all white.

01:42:01.000 So they go out there and they see things on the ground that are meteors.

01:42:04.000 Is it true they won't let us up there?

01:42:05.000 Is that true?

01:42:05.000 That's a myth.

01:42:06.000 No, there's places where you're not supposed to fly, but there's a bunch of reasons for that.

01:42:11.000 One of them, I'm sure they're probably doing military research up there, but also, so they have restricted airspace.

01:42:16.000 But also, it's really dangerous.

01:42:19.000 And if you crash, they want to have to rescue you.

01:42:21.000 Like, there's nothing up there.

01:42:23.000 Like, you will die, you know, most likely.

01:42:26.000 And they don't want to have to try to die going to get you.

01:42:29.000 It's sketchy as fuck going up there.

01:42:31.000 Fuck it, it is, dude.

01:42:32.000 I couldn't even imagine it.

01:42:33.000 I mean, I'm trying to think.

01:42:34.000 We used to go skiing or whatever, like in Iowa somewhere, or in, I think it was in Iowa in the winter.

01:42:39.000 They have like a place called Sundown, I think it was.

01:42:42.000 It's fucking freezing.

01:42:43.000 Like, we went to Whistler, Canada one time to go skiing.

01:42:46.000 Freezing cold.

01:42:47.000 I can't even imagine being at the Antarctica.

01:42:50.000 How cold does it get?

01:42:51.000 Oh, it's cold as fuck.

01:42:52.000 It's not just cold.

01:42:53.000 There's no one there.

01:42:54.000 Like, they do these things.

01:42:56.000 You can't even tell anybody it's cold because there's nobody even there.

01:42:58.000 I wonder what they're studying up there.

01:42:58.000 You just.

01:43:00.000 They have scientific communities up there.

01:43:02.000 They have like groups of scientists that live up there year-round.

01:43:05.000 That's got to be weird.

01:43:06.000 Oh, it's got to be hell.

01:43:07.000 And do they get to bring their wives and children up there?

01:43:09.000 Did you ever see that John Carpenter movie?

01:43:11.000 The thing?

01:43:12.000 Bro.

01:43:13.000 You never saw that movie?

01:43:14.000 Kirk Douglas?

01:43:15.000 I mean, not Kirk Douglas.

01:43:17.000 Michael Douglas.

01:43:18.000 God damn it.

01:43:19.000 Kurt Russell.

01:43:20.000 It was awesome.

01:43:21.000 Great.

01:43:22.000 Dude, movie's incredible.

01:43:24.000 I haven't seen that.

01:43:25.000 Fun horror movie from like, I guess it was probably like the 80s.

01:43:29.000 The thing.

01:43:30.000 Yeah.

01:43:31.000 That thing.

01:43:32.000 There's a comic in that movie.

01:43:34.000 TK Carter.

01:43:35.000 A dude who used to perform at the store.

01:43:37.000 Yeah.

01:43:38.000 He was at the store, and then he started getting big movies.

01:43:42.000 And he was in the thing.

01:43:43.000 That's wild.

01:43:44.000 John Carter Sam.

01:43:45.000 I remember that dude.

01:43:46.000 That's cool.

01:43:46.000 I used to hang out with him.

01:43:47.000 Yeah.

01:43:48.000 And the thing was like, at the time, like one of the craziest special effects ever.

01:43:53.000 It looks kind of corny now.

01:43:55.000 Yeah.

01:43:55.000 Because it's goofy looking.

01:43:57.000 But maybe they'll remake it or something.

01:43:58.000 Sometimes they do that.

01:43:59.000 But it was about them finding like some spaceship in Antarctica, I believe it was.

01:44:04.000 I think it was Antarctica.

01:44:05.000 I think right away.

01:44:06.000 Was that where it took place?

01:44:07.000 Yeah.

01:44:08.000 I think people want us to find something.

01:44:08.000 People want us.

01:44:10.000 I think people are looking for stuff right now.

01:44:11.000 People are trying to look for something to give things a little bit more meaning to them, you know?

01:44:15.000 That's also part of the confusion: everybody's telling you constantly that aliens are real.

01:44:19.000 You're hearing it constantly, and no one's even flinching.

01:44:21.000 Well, if they are real, they don't give a fuck about us.

01:44:23.000 That's what I'm telling you.

01:44:25.000 You've been listening to Neil deGrasse Tyson?

01:44:25.000 Why do you think that?

01:44:27.000 No, not a chance.

01:44:30.000 And B, dude.

01:44:34.000 But B, dude, they're not coming here and visiting, dude.

01:44:38.000 They are.

01:44:38.000 I think they are.

01:44:39.000 Here's what I think about it.

01:44:42.000 I believe that Earth used to be this fun place aliens would come and visit.

01:44:46.000 It's almost like it's cool tourist park or whatever, and aliens would bring their kids here when they had like holidays or whatever, right?

01:44:51.000 And now it's like that old place you don't take your kids to anymore.

01:44:54.000 It's like an old theme park that's kind of going by the wayside.

01:44:57.000 And now I think aliens are taking their kids or traveling other places on their vacations.

01:45:01.000 You know what I'm talking about?

01:45:02.000 Where do you think they're going?

01:45:03.000 Places we don't know because we're still fucking here. 0.94

01:45:06.000 Davatar, Pandora.

01:45:08.000 Yeah, they're going to dope-ass places. 0.73

01:45:09.000 Like if they pull up here and their kids are like, you took us to fucking Earth. 0.59

01:45:12.000 This place sucks dick, man.

01:45:14.000 They land in India.

01:45:15.000 They see a river that's clogged up with water bottles.

01:45:17.000 Like, what the fuck is this shit?

01:45:19.000 Yeah, people washing their hair in fucking booty water or whatever.

01:45:22.000 Like, get us out of here.

01:45:24.000 This isn't even cool.

01:45:25.000 Yeah.

01:45:25.000 No.

01:45:26.000 This place sucks.

01:45:27.000 You know what's cool in India?

01:45:28.000 The old stuff.

01:45:29.000 So that's what I do believe, though.

01:45:31.000 There's a temple in India that is one of the most confusing places I've ever seen where people describe its mass and like how it's made.

01:45:41.000 It was carved out of a mountain.

01:45:42.000 The whole temple was entirely carved out of a mountain.

01:45:47.000 It wasn't built.

01:45:49.000 They removed the mountain and created this insane, like very symmetrical, incredibly intricate temple.

01:45:56.000 It doesn't show any chisel marks on it.

01:45:58.000 It's like hundreds of millions of tons of rocks have been removed.

01:46:03.000 That thing.

01:46:04.000 Bro, have you ever seen that?

01:46:05.000 No, I haven't.

01:46:06.000 I watched a whole YouTube documentary on it last night.

01:46:09.000 What is it called again?

01:46:10.000 Khaleesa Temple.

01:46:11.000 Khaleesa Temple.

01:46:12.000 Dude, it's fucking bananas.

01:46:16.000 So they think it was made, it says 6,000 years ago.

01:46:20.000 So it's chiseled out of rock.

01:46:21.000 18th century is what I was just reading before.

01:46:23.000 Yeah, I thought it was like much more recent.

01:46:26.000 It's tough.

01:46:27.000 It's like, they think it's 2,000 years old, right?

01:46:29.000 Is that what they think it is?

01:46:32.000 How old do they think?

01:46:33.000 Okay, 756 to 777 current era.

01:46:37.000 So that's like the year 773.

01:46:40.000 So it's even less than 2,000 years old.

01:46:42.000 Yeah.

01:46:43.000 So they think.

01:46:44.000 I don't know how they know this, but whatever they know, whoever fucking made it.

01:46:50.000 How?

01:46:51.000 Whoever 2,000 years ago made this?

01:46:53.000 Fucking how.

01:46:54.000 See if you can, Jamie, see if you can find a video on it where they describe it or they go through it.

01:47:00.000 Dude, it's nuts.

01:47:02.000 The video I was watching last night on YouTube, my jaw was open.

01:47:05.000 I was like, this is crazy.

01:47:07.000 Wow.

01:47:08.000 It's so detailed.

01:47:10.000 And when you think about just the sheer effort of making this, and if one person fucks this up, one person fucks this up, this whole project's ruined because you're not building it.

01:47:21.000 You're carving it out of the mountain.

01:47:23.000 You can't recarve.

01:47:25.000 And they did it perfectly.

01:47:27.000 It's nuts, man.

01:47:29.000 It's really, truly nuts.

01:47:31.000 You got to plan ahead with that.

01:47:33.000 Yeah, you think?

01:47:34.000 Yeah, you think.

01:47:35.000 But how did they do it so well?

01:47:37.000 I mean, how is it so beautiful?

01:47:39.000 How is it so symmetrical?

01:47:41.000 How did they, who fucking asked for this to be built?

01:47:45.000 How long did it take?

01:47:47.000 This is nuts, man.

01:47:49.000 Fuck.

01:47:50.000 This is this whole thing.

01:47:52.000 It's so impressive.

01:47:53.000 It's so impressive.

01:47:55.000 Almost more impressive than some of the stuff from ancient Egypt.

01:47:59.000 Because it's all one piece of stone.

01:47:59.000 Yeah.

01:48:03.000 The whole thing.

01:48:05.000 Whoever these people were, man.

01:48:08.000 I believe.

01:48:09.000 I wish they wrote books.

01:48:10.000 I wish they wrote books on how they did this.

01:48:12.000 And if they have the books, let them out.

01:48:14.000 Look at these pillars, man.

01:48:15.000 Look at this whole thing.

01:48:17.000 It's all carved out of the mountain.

01:48:20.000 It's bananas.

01:48:22.000 Like, it's so special.

01:48:24.000 Oh, yeah, that's nice.

01:48:26.000 Because I don't, I mean, I'm barely grasping it.

01:48:30.000 I'm trying to put myself in a position of someone who's there physically and looking at this world.

01:48:35.000 I'm sure I would be blown away.

01:48:37.000 I'm sure you don't have enough time in a month to really go over this place and really get a feel for it.

01:48:42.000 Because it's so insane.

01:48:45.000 Someone was able to do that that long ago.

01:48:48.000 Well, people used to have to, like, I think the amount of time and attention you would put into things, you'd have a lot of other things taking your attention, probably.

01:48:55.000 Also, I think things have happened and we forgot about those things.

01:48:59.000 And I think things like asteroid impacts, things like super volcanoes, these ice ages, things have happened and destroyed civilization.

01:49:08.000 And we've forgotten a lot of it and we're relearning it.

01:49:11.000 We're refiguring it out now.

01:49:13.000 That's what I think.

01:49:14.000 That's how you find stuff like that.

01:49:15.000 Like that, that one doesn't even make sense.

01:49:20.000 And also, if you make that, who just left it there?

01:49:22.000 Why'd you guys move?

01:49:25.000 Where'd you go?

01:49:26.000 Where'd you go?

01:49:27.000 We just left this there.

01:49:28.000 That's nuts.

01:49:29.000 Yeah, I'm trying to think of why it was.

01:49:30.000 That's the Aztecs, too.

01:49:32.000 There's a bunch of these structures that people just left or they all got diseases.

01:49:36.000 Or wiped out.

01:49:37.000 Yeah, I'm sure they probably got wiped out because even if everybody leaves and if there's a nice place, right, everybody leaves, somebody would, some people would stay like, no, we're just going to sell it.

01:49:45.000 They got wiped out.

01:49:46.000 That's why they're not there.

01:49:47.000 And probably, like you're saying, by weather or something big, you know.

01:49:47.000 Something would happen.

01:49:50.000 Maybe weather, but I think a lot of it is people traveling with a new disease.

01:49:54.000 I think that killed people in giant chunks all throughout history.

01:50:00.000 That's what they think happened to the Mayans.

01:50:02.000 That's what also they think happened to the people that lived in the Amazon.

01:50:08.000 These, like the City of Z, the Lost City of Z. Did you ever see that movie?

01:50:12.000 With George Percy Richards, is that what the guy's name was?

01:50:12.000 Yeah.

01:50:15.000 Percy Fawcett.

01:50:17.000 Percy Fawcett.

01:50:18.000 So Percy Fawcett was this explorer that went down there.

01:50:22.000 And so what happened was a group of people had said they went down to the Amazon and they found these golden cities, these spectacular civilizations.

01:50:33.000 God, I would like that.

01:50:34.000 And they went back to Europe and told everybody.

01:50:37.000 And then 100 years later, they returned to try to find these things.

01:50:40.000 At least 100.

01:50:41.000 It might have been longer, right?

01:50:42.000 All the shit was gone.

01:50:43.000 Everything was gone.

01:50:44.000 Because those first guys brought over the cooties. 0.96

01:50:44.000 Why? 0.96

01:50:47.000 They brought over diseases.

01:50:49.000 They brought over diseases and they killed everybody.

01:50:51.000 And they didn't even.

01:50:52.000 How were they spreading the diseases, though, you think?

01:50:54.000 Just being around them, man.

01:50:56.000 Like, we, Europeans, I shouldn't say we.

01:50:58.000 And nobody noticed that they had something wrong with them.

01:51:01.000 They were used to it, man.

01:51:02.000 They were used to being sick.

01:51:04.000 They were used to those diseases.

01:51:05.000 You know, they had developed immunity over generations.

01:51:08.000 But if you show up at my house with a disease, right?

01:51:11.000 Like, I'm going to maybe see that something could be wrong with you, you think?

01:51:14.000 Or you think it's just hidden in your path?

01:51:16.000 They probably had no fear of it.

01:51:17.000 They probably had no fear of it because they had never encountered that before.

01:51:20.000 But you know, they do believe it's possible that the Native Americans gave the Europeans syphilis.

01:51:26.000 Type shit.

01:51:26.000 Yeah, type shift.

01:51:28.000 Yeah.

01:51:29.000 That's what they say.

01:51:29.000 That's it.

01:51:30.000 And I said type shift.

01:51:31.000 That's what kids say sometimes.

01:51:33.000 Yeah, when my daughter doesn't want to swear, she says type shift.

01:51:36.000 She does.

01:51:36.000 Oh, I like that.

01:51:37.000 That's cool.

01:51:38.000 How are your daughters doing good?

01:51:39.000 They're great, man.

01:51:40.000 They're awesome.

01:51:40.000 My youngest one loves you.

01:51:41.000 Oh, I miss getting that.

01:51:43.000 Did they go to the fight too?

01:51:44.000 No, they're going to go to a future one, though.

01:51:46.000 I'll let you know.

01:51:47.000 They do.

01:51:48.000 They like hanging out with you.

01:51:49.000 They said it's so fun.

01:51:50.000 They're fun, dude.

01:51:51.000 They're so funny.

01:51:52.000 It's just been funny to see because I just see them incrementally over the years to get to see them grow up.

01:51:56.000 And just like.

01:51:56.000 When did we?

01:51:57.000 I was just thinking of this.

01:51:57.000 When did we do our first podcast together?

01:51:59.000 Do you remember?

01:52:00.000 I don't know.

01:52:02.000 Was it like 10 years ago?

01:52:04.000 No way.

01:52:06.000 Eight?

01:52:07.000 I would have been.

01:52:08.000 Let's see.

01:52:09.000 I'll look it up.

01:52:10.000 It's been a while.

01:52:12.000 Yeah, man.

01:52:12.000 I can't believe that we've been.

01:52:14.000 And back then.

01:52:15.000 It's all been going on this long.

01:52:17.000 Yeah, I would have never imagined that you would go down this road and be really good at it, man.

01:52:20.000 Like, you're real sincere with people.

01:52:23.000 You ask real good questions.

01:52:24.000 You know, you're very present.

01:52:27.000 You know, like you're really, you're funny, but you're also trying to really understand what they're saying.

01:52:31.000 That's a delicate balance, you know, of be silly and be funny, but also like pay respect to whatever they're trying to say and try to figure out where they're coming from.

01:52:42.000 You know?

01:52:43.000 Well, thanks, dude.

01:52:43.000 Yeah.

01:52:44.000 Yeah.

01:52:45.000 I try to be.

01:52:46.000 I think there's been a couple times where it's like, yeah, I try to be.

01:52:49.000 I don't really know what I'm, you know, like, I don't not know what I'm doing.

01:52:51.000 I mean, I work hard, right?

01:52:52.000 Like, how you do.

01:52:53.000 You're figuring it out as you go along, right?

01:52:54.000 Yeah.

01:52:55.000 And I'm still kind of figuring it out, you know.

01:52:56.000 I don't know sometimes like what like my purpose is in it.

01:53:01.000 You don't have to have a purpose.

01:53:03.000 Maybe that's a trap, huh?

01:53:03.000 You don't think?

01:53:05.000 Yeah, it's a trap.

01:53:06.000 But I do care.

01:53:07.000 I don't think you have a direction.

01:53:08.000 I do notice I meet a lot of people and I care about what's going on in their life.

01:53:11.000 Yeah, that's a direction.

01:53:12.000 That's good.

01:53:12.000 Yeah, that's better.

01:53:14.000 That makes me feel important.

01:53:14.000 That makes me feel not important to me, but of some value, right?

01:53:20.000 Like, even last week when we had Gary Sinise on, he was talking about his son.

01:53:23.000 Like, his son passed away of cancer, like within the past year.

01:53:26.000 And just talking about his son, right?

01:53:29.000 Like, it was just nice.

01:53:30.000 You know, it was nice for us to sit there together and just talk about his son, right?

01:53:33.000 Like, stuff like that.

01:53:34.000 Like, I think it me, it just makes me feel like, I don't know, that kind of stuff means something to me.

01:53:39.000 So, do you feel like in your regular life, you're not connected enough to people that are talking to you like that?

01:53:44.000 Is that it?

01:53:46.000 Man, that's kind of interesting.

01:53:47.000 I think I do sometimes have a problem with connection sometimes.

01:53:52.000 So you somehow or another can be more connected publicly than you can be privately.

01:53:56.000 Dude, is that so weird you say that?

01:53:57.000 I've thought about that before.

01:53:59.000 Well, I thought about that because of my friendship with you because sometimes you tell me things on air that you don't tell me things in private.

01:54:06.000 And sometimes in private, you know, look, I love you very much.

01:54:11.000 And I always try to reach out.

01:54:14.000 Because the last thing you want is a friend that maybe is going through some shit, not doing well, and maybe you could have reached out and you didn't.

01:54:22.000 That feeling.

01:54:22.000 Yeah, for sure.

01:54:23.000 It's a terrible feeling.

01:54:24.000 You know, that you could have helped your friend and you didn't help your friend.

01:54:24.000 Yeah.

01:54:28.000 You know, but you have a hard time expressing yourself in person sometimes.

01:54:34.000 You know, like sometimes I'd be asking, like, what's, well, tell me what's up.

01:54:38.000 Tell me what's bothering you.

01:54:39.000 You know, tell me, like, how do you feel?

01:54:41.000 What'd you do?

01:54:42.000 And there's like a thing where it's almost like a blockade where you'd rather just like ignore it.

01:54:47.000 You know what I mean?

01:54:48.000 Yeah.

01:54:49.000 But then when you're talking publicly, you like to address everything, which I find very interesting.

01:54:56.000 It's like you almost feel more comfortable exposing various parts of things that you don't like about life or your life or what's bothering you about life publicly.

01:55:06.000 You're better off.

01:55:07.000 You're better at doing that than you are privately with your friends.

01:55:10.000 I think that there's this thing inside of me sometimes that I feel like people don't trust me one-on-one.

01:55:15.000 They don't trust you?

01:55:16.000 Or there's some trust thing.

01:55:17.000 Maybe it's not me.

01:55:18.000 I don't know.

01:55:18.000 I'm trying to think about it.

01:55:19.000 You don't trust them, maybe?

01:55:21.000 No, I don't know.

01:55:22.000 I'm trying to think of, as you're telling them, as we're talking about this, I'm trying to feel it at the same time and see what I'm feeling about it, you know?

01:55:29.000 Right.

01:55:29.000 Because it's interesting to me because I love thinking about this kind of stuff, you know, like and trying to figure out why I operate or why we operate certain ways, you know?

01:55:37.000 Right.

01:55:37.000 Yeah, I think sometimes, I don't know, it's hard for me to maybe say what's going on sometimes.

01:55:44.000 Sometimes I don't know what's going on.

01:55:48.000 You know, sometimes I like just, yeah, if I talk with somebody and then some of the biggest conversations I have are on podcasting now.

01:55:56.000 It's like, you know, that's when I'll talk the most.

01:55:59.000 And so I'll sit there and have moments that are like, that's kind of my biggest conversations.

01:56:05.000 Well, it's kind of the only time you have real conversations because every other time you have conversations, there's usually multiple people around and everyone's checking their phone, you know, and everyone's going in and out of the room and everyone's going to take a leak, like green room conversations.

01:56:19.000 It's kind of almost like a podcast in and of itself, right?

01:56:22.000 Yeah, it's fun.

01:56:23.000 But there's also people showing each other funny memes and, you know, we're all watching videos, fucked up things that happened. 0.75

01:56:31.000 Yeah, listening to music joking around.

01:56:32.000 That's a little bit more of a bigger atmosphere.

01:56:34.000 Right.

01:56:35.000 But the point is, it's like you don't have these kind of conversations outside of podcasts.

01:56:42.000 The only time you or I have these kind of conversations is right in front of each other where we agree.

01:56:48.000 We're going to just sit and talk for like three fucking hours with no interruptions. 0.88

01:56:52.000 Yeah.

01:56:53.000 It's kind of weird, but I feel like in that form, you get relaxed.

01:56:59.000 And in that form, you talk about yourself like honestly.

01:57:03.000 You're introspective and open about it, which I find very fascinating that you don't do that privately.

01:57:09.000 Yeah.

01:57:10.000 Yeah, it's funny.

01:57:10.000 It is kind of interesting.

01:57:11.000 I don't know why either.

01:57:13.000 I think maybe there's something where like I thought like I have like I'm I have to there's something inside of me that has to be of value or something.

01:57:29.000 I don't know.

01:57:30.000 I'm trying to feel like you don't want to be a burden maybe.

01:57:33.000 You don't want to annoy people with talking about your problems.

01:57:35.000 Like when you started talking about like having issues in life, I was shocked because I've thought about all the times that I'm with you.

01:57:35.000 So here's the thing.

01:57:42.000 Like, Theo's always the life of the party.

01:57:44.000 We're always having fun.

01:57:45.000 I don't get it.

01:57:46.000 Like, how could you possibly be not doing well?

01:57:48.000 That don't even make sense to me.

01:57:50.000 Because, like, everybody loves him.

01:57:50.000 Yeah.

01:57:51.000 He's so fun to be around.

01:57:52.000 You know, like, why would you not feel good?

01:57:56.000 That doesn't make sense.

01:57:56.000 You know, so then I had to listen to you talk like in podcasts.

01:57:59.000 And I was like, oh, okay.

01:58:01.000 Well, there's some ways that he talks publicly that you don't necessarily talk a lot privately.

01:58:08.000 So your friends sometimes don't even know if things aren't going so well.

01:58:13.000 Well, I think for some reason, whenever I started podcasting, I started to kind of have a conversation with myself for like sometimes the first time in my life, maybe where I was like having like some dialogue with myself, you know?

01:58:24.000 Because you did a lot of them solo, too, right?

01:58:26.000 Probably the first hundred or something were solo or something, pretty much.

01:58:26.000 Yeah.

01:58:29.000 Yeah.

01:58:30.000 And so I think.

01:58:31.000 So then you're forcing yourself to do a totally new thing, which is to not just like go on momentum, but to actually think about something for like at least an hour where you're talking and just thinking about stuff.

01:58:41.000 And that was probably the most fun I ever had in some ways, I think.

01:58:41.000 Yeah.

01:58:44.000 And also it was like a learning.

01:58:48.000 And then now people can call in our show and they'll leave voicemails.

01:58:50.000 So sometimes we'll listen to those and talk about that kind of stuff.

01:58:53.000 And that's something I want to get more into because that's something that I like really care about, you know?

01:58:59.000 But yeah, I don't know.

01:59:00.000 I don't know why some ways are easier for me than others.

01:59:04.000 I have thought about that before, though.

01:59:06.000 Yeah.

01:59:07.000 I have thought about that.

01:59:08.000 It's the same reason, like even being in a relationship.

01:59:11.000 I remember when I was getting a relationship with a woman, it was so hard for me to look at them or to be super close.

01:59:22.000 That was super hard.

01:59:23.000 But it was easy for me to have a microphone and talk to people in a group.

01:59:27.000 You know, like there's some things that are just like, I just feel like a lot of pressure, I feel like, when I was in that kind of situation.

01:59:35.000 Like, I think there was something about it.

01:59:38.000 Like, if somebody, I don't know.

01:59:42.000 I think there was always a part of me when I was young, like, if I looked, if I looked somebody in the eyes or something, like they weren't going to believe me.

01:59:51.000 Really?

01:59:52.000 Does that make any sense at all?

01:59:53.000 I know it's a weird thing to say, but.

01:59:55.000 No, it does make sense.

01:59:56.000 There was a part of me, like, yeah.

01:59:58.000 And I'm not trying to like self-pity or like look at like, you know, do I seem like I'm being self-pity?

02:00:02.000 No.

02:00:03.000 Because I like to examine stuff, but I'm not like, you know, being like, woe is me.

02:00:03.000 Okay, good.

02:00:08.000 I'm just trying to like look at it, right?

02:00:10.000 Well, you got to think, as a kid growing up, you had a lot of negative interactions with people, you know?

02:00:15.000 Yeah, nobody ever looked at me.

02:00:17.000 Nobody ever looked at me and was like, what's going on with this kid?

02:00:19.000 Or looked me in the eyes or like people were busy and working and like just trying to keep us surviving.

02:00:23.000 So I think later when I got into relationships and you'd be right there with a woman and they'd be looking at you, it made me really nervous and scared.

02:00:31.000 Because you're like, damn, these bitches are pulling up. 1.00

02:00:34.000 You know, and that shit was like, like, baby girl.

02:00:38.000 You weren't used to intimate relationships.

02:00:41.000 So intimacy made me super uncomfortable, right?

02:00:41.000 Right.

02:00:44.000 Well, you weren't used to trusting people.

02:00:46.000 And probably not even used to really trusting myself.

02:00:46.000 Yeah.

02:00:48.000 I don't think I knew who I was.

02:00:49.000 And probably not used to people being nice to you.

02:00:52.000 You had to get used to accustomed to people being nice to you.

02:00:55.000 Well, we grew up in like a scary place, and so I felt like I wasn't sure if people were going to be or not, you know?

02:00:59.000 And so I think that made it like pretty tough when I was young.

02:01:04.000 But yeah, I don't know.

02:01:05.000 Some of it, it's been an interesting, it's been an interesting experience, you know.

02:01:09.000 And that's life.

02:01:10.000 It's just like.

02:01:11.000 Life is an interesting experience.

02:01:12.000 It really truly is.

02:01:14.000 But it can be awesome and it can suck.

02:01:17.000 And the reason why it's awesome is because it can suck.

02:01:20.000 Like that's, you need them all while we're human.

02:01:24.000 And I think that's, we have a, we have only so much sand left in that hourglass where the humans are on the way out. 0.99

02:01:32.000 I know a lot of people hate it when Peter Thiel says it.

02:01:35.000 Like, Peter Thiel is a terrible person.

02:01:37.000 He's evil.

02:01:37.000 He's here.

02:01:38.000 Do you think this is?

02:01:39.000 I think he's just telling you the truth.

02:01:39.000 No.

02:01:41.000 I think he's, you know, when they said, do you think human beings should survive?

02:01:45.000 And he had like this long pause.

02:01:46.000 Oh, yeah, I remember.

02:01:47.000 And then the interviewer was like, the answer is yes.

02:01:50.000 Yes or yes.

02:01:52.000 Which is not how you're supposed to do an interview.

02:01:54.000 Well, at least not how I do it.

02:01:55.000 I would let him talk as long as he wants.

02:01:59.000 If you watch my podcast I did with him, this is long-ass stammers.

02:02:03.000 He's like, everything he does.

02:02:06.000 He wants to be very careful before he answers it.

02:02:09.000 So he wants to consider what he's saying.

02:02:12.000 If you ask me the same question, is it important that humans survive?

02:02:15.000 Okay.

02:02:16.000 Is it important that Australia Pythagoras survived?

02:02:19.000 It's not.

02:02:20.000 Is it important that Neanderthal survived?

02:02:22.000 It's not currently.

02:02:23.000 Currently not important.

02:02:24.000 Is it important that humans stay in this form?

02:02:28.000 It's not.

02:02:29.000 It's not going to be.

02:02:30.000 If we're going to evolve to something way better than this, how many people go, I missed the old days when you could lie and you couldn't read minds and people were a lot more rapey.

02:02:41.000 No, no one's going to say that.

02:02:42.000 No one's going to, I miss the wars.

02:02:44.000 I miss stealing and credit card fraud.

02:02:47.000 I missed the good old days of a rigged stock market.

02:02:50.000 When the Jets won.

02:02:51.000 Yeah.

02:02:52.000 No, no, no.

02:02:53.000 No one's going to say that.

02:02:54.000 They're going to move on to what's next.

02:02:55.000 So Peter Thiel's right.

02:02:57.000 It doesn't mean I don't love you.

02:02:58.000 It doesn't mean that being a person isn't important to me.

02:03:02.000 Yeah, it is to me because I'm a person.

02:03:03.000 But I'm also, if I step outside of being a person and I look at where this thing is going, I'm like, it's going in a different direction.

02:03:10.000 It's not going in the direction of mRNA vaccines and lying politicians.

02:03:15.000 It's not.

02:03:15.000 It's not going in that direction.

02:03:16.000 It's going in some sort of digital god direction.

02:03:19.000 And we're either going to join on fucking real quick, real quick, like within a few years.

02:03:25.000 We have, I think, what is it, 2026 almost.

02:03:28.000 We're real close to that.

02:03:29.000 I think by the time 2030 rolls around, it's a wrap.

02:03:32.000 Bet.

02:03:33.000 It's a wrap.

02:03:34.000 Do you think that money will have any value at that point or no?

02:03:37.000 You don't know what it's going to mean anymore.

02:03:39.000 And the problem is going to be some people are going to be in control of assets.

02:03:43.000 Some people are going to be in control of money.

02:03:45.000 See, money is just right now, mostly, if we're not on the gold standard, what is money?

02:03:50.000 If your bill doesn't represent you could go to Fort Knox and they'll give you a brick for whatever that money, you know, they'll give you a brick of gold that's worth that money.

02:03:57.000 If that's not real, if we don't have that anymore, and if we're on some sort of digital thing, and if they can just spend money and then inflation rises and all this money that we spend on wars and all this other crazy, it's not, where is it going to come from?

02:04:10.000 We don't have any money.

02:04:11.000 We're $37 trillion in debt.

02:04:13.000 They just print it up.

02:04:14.000 And if they just print it up, that makes money less and less valuable.

02:04:17.000 And that's what inflation is all about.

02:04:19.000 And at some point in time, that's just ones and zeros.

02:04:23.000 And when you have quantum computers that are basically like digital gods and they're in charge of all the assets and all the money of the world and they're not human.

02:04:34.000 They're not human.

02:04:35.000 And they're just going to stop it all.

02:04:37.000 They're going to say, no, we'll decide how much resources you get to stay alive for as long as this body lasts because you're not breeding anyway. 0.55

02:04:49.000 Our fucking population is dropping off of a cliff.

02:04:52.000 Overpopulation is a real problem.

02:04:54.000 It's not, we don't have the correct levels in most giant countries.

02:05:01.000 Like Japan. 0.95

02:05:03.000 Japan is not in a restorative level.

02:05:05.000 Like they're not even close.

02:05:06.000 They're disappearing.

02:05:07.000 They have a real population collapse problem.

02:05:09.000 South Korea, a real population collapse problem.

02:05:12.000 Eventually that's going to come here.

02:05:13.000 That was one of the arguments that they had to keep the border open.

02:05:16.000 That was one of the Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi arguments.

02:05:18.000 You know, we're not having enough kids.

02:05:20.000 We need to bring people in.

02:05:23.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

02:05:24.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

02:05:25.000 There's no way I can look at Chuck Schumer and think he's a good guy.

02:05:28.000 He looks like a great guy.

02:05:31.000 If you asked a baby who had been here one day, who's a bad, pick a bad guy out of this?

02:05:35.000 Bro, did you ever see the video when it's fucking dark out there, man?

02:05:39.000 That's why we just got to love each other and do the best we can.

02:05:41.000 Have a nice creme brulee, hug a buddy, tickle your friend or whatever, tell him he's gay or something.

02:05:47.000 That's a good move.

02:05:49.000 I just opened up my Instagram and he popped up and he was.

02:05:51.000 He's lying.

02:05:52.000 No, I'm not lying.

02:05:53.000 You were lying.

02:05:53.000 What's he trying to sell you?

02:05:54.000 Some bullshit?

02:05:56.000 It's something important.

02:05:57.000 He accidentally said the quiet part out loud about the Epstein files.

02:06:01.000 They all are doing that, dude.

02:06:02.000 All right, let's see what he said.

02:06:04.000 Harold send it to you, Jamie.

02:06:06.000 They got me these motherfuckers. 1.00

02:06:09.000 They got me.

02:06:10.000 How much longer does Israel let us stay alive, do you think?

02:06:13.000 That's the big question.

02:06:15.000 What did you say?

02:06:16.000 Is that AI?

02:06:16.000 What are you saying?

02:06:17.000 That's Sora?

02:06:17.000 What the fuck are you saying?

02:06:18.000 I didn't say anything.

02:06:19.000 What are you saying?

02:06:20.000 Huh?

02:06:21.000 Israel out of Sonia.

02:06:22.000 Oh, well, he loves you.

02:06:24.000 Don't worry about it.

02:06:24.000 Good call.

02:06:25.000 Fuck are you saying, son?

02:06:29.000 What did he say?

02:06:30.000 What did he say about the Epstein files?

02:06:31.000 What did he say?

02:06:32.000 Let's hear what he said.

02:06:33.000 He looks great.

02:06:34.000 Yeah, he's been drinking somebody's blood.

02:06:36.000 He's the last four years when President Biden was in office.

02:06:38.000 Well, that's the question every American is asking.

02:06:40.000 Or not every American, but so many Americans are asking.

02:06:43.000 What the hell is he hiding?

02:06:45.000 Why wouldn't you?

02:06:49.000 Well, why are they killing?

02:06:51.000 That was a useless clip.

02:06:52.000 This whole thing is all bullshit now.

02:06:54.000 It's all BS.

02:06:55.000 Well, it's fun.

02:06:56.000 Do you think he's alive?

02:06:57.000 You think Epstein's alive?

02:06:58.000 I do not think so.

02:06:59.000 You don't?

02:07:00.000 No, I think they killed him.

02:07:02.000 If I had to guess.

02:07:03.000 There's too much circumstantial evidence that leads me to believe that it was an assassination.

02:07:08.000 You know, I know a lot of people think that he committed suicide.

02:07:10.000 A lot of very smart people that I know think he committed suicide.

02:07:13.000 I'm like, there's too many convenient things.

02:07:15.000 The cut wires, the security cameras, rather, not working.

02:07:19.000 They weren't cut, right?

02:07:20.000 It just stopped.

02:07:20.000 They didn't function.

02:07:21.000 Security cameras didn't function.

02:07:24.000 The fact that he had shared a cell with this giant fucking former cop who was a murderer who had killed multiple people.

02:07:32.000 Just giant roided up cop.

02:07:35.000 This is a cellmate.

02:07:37.000 Like, if you wanted to get somebody, look, bro, extra Twinkies.

02:07:40.000 Take this guy out.

02:07:41.000 Like, it wouldn't be hard.

02:07:42.000 He's already killed a bunch of people.

02:07:43.000 He was a drug dealer.

02:07:44.000 Do you ever see the guy?

02:07:45.000 Do you ever see the guy who was his cellmate?

02:07:47.000 No, but it's like it's kind of hilarious.

02:07:49.000 It's like when you're a freshman in college and they just put you with somebody, you know?

02:07:53.000 You wanted to get someone killed?

02:07:55.000 You have a high-profile witness, okay?

02:07:57.000 High-profile witness in the craziest sex trafficking conspiracy of all time, where a guy who may or may not have been an intelligence asset or an intelligence agent or whatever the fuck he was for whatever country, this guy is he's arrested for sex trafficking to elites, and then you put him in jail.

02:08:18.000 Oh my God.

02:08:18.000 With that guy.

02:08:19.000 I thought that was a guy that fought Mike Tyson.

02:08:21.000 Remember that dude who read that poem?

02:08:22.000 Bro, you put him in jail with that guy.

02:08:25.000 All you have to do is get that guy cigarettes and steroids.

02:08:27.000 You tell him, I got you Marlboro Reds and Tren.

02:08:32.000 I got you testosterone replacement for life, even though you're going to still be in jail.

02:08:36.000 I got you some Marlboro fucking 200.

02:08:39.000 Dude, he was found guilty of killing four men, and they put him in a cell with Epstein.

02:08:44.000 Look at the size of that fucking savvy. 0.99

02:08:46.000 Big guy.

02:08:47.000 Giant fucking muscle-bound steroided up dude.

02:08:49.000 And they put him in a cell with Epstein.

02:08:51.000 And Epstein got strangled.

02:08:54.000 Well, Epstein might have been not Sherlock Holmes.

02:08:59.000 But I think there might be a connection there.

02:09:01.000 Epstein was probably trying to slurp him.

02:09:03.000 I bet that dude was such a pervert, dude.

02:09:05.000 Well, if he didn't kill him, then somebody killed him.

02:09:08.000 I bet he was such a pervert.

02:09:10.000 I think somebody killed him.

02:09:11.000 Retired Westchester cop charged with killing four in cocaine deal after bodies dug up on his property.

02:09:16.000 Bro, he buried them in his backyard.

02:09:18.000 Yeah.

02:09:19.000 That's a crazy motherfucker.

02:09:20.000 Or that's a good gardener, dude.

02:09:22.000 That guy's fucking composting.

02:09:23.000 What are you even talking about?

02:09:24.000 That's true.

02:09:24.000 It's a better way to deal with it.

02:09:26.000 They're already dead.

02:09:26.000 What are you going to do?

02:09:27.000 Let them go to waste or bring them back to Mother Earth. 0.92

02:09:29.000 Those are leftovers.

02:09:30.000 That guy's Italian, dude.

02:09:31.000 They love leftovers.

02:09:32.000 How deep do you think he dug it?

02:09:33.000 I bet he was pretty lazy.

02:09:35.000 That guy's pretty jacked.

02:09:36.000 I don't know.

02:09:36.000 I bet he got tired, though.

02:09:38.000 They don't have good cardio.

02:09:39.000 You're right.

02:09:40.000 It's a lot of cardio involved in digging.

02:09:42.000 Two feet.

02:09:42.000 How many bodies?

02:09:43.000 Four bodies?

02:09:44.000 Bro, four bodies is four six-foot graves.

02:09:48.000 Do you think he did a mass grave all on top of each other, or do you think he was respectful and made four individual holes?

02:09:54.000 I bet it was more like, you know, when you open up a box of chocolates like that, kind of.

02:09:57.000 I don't think it was like a teeth or whatever.

02:10:00.000 Like I'm saying it was like a four-pack of cannolis or whatever.

02:10:04.000 Right there.

02:10:04.000 Yeah.

02:10:04.000 Right?

02:10:05.000 Take the lid off.

02:10:07.000 You see feet.

02:10:08.000 Just a dusting of confectionist sugar on them.

02:10:10.000 Cocaine deal went bad.

02:10:12.000 Fuck.

02:10:12.000 Roided up cop.

02:10:14.000 But imagine.

02:10:14.000 That's horrible.

02:10:15.000 But imagine you are the most high-profile person being charged.

02:10:21.000 They put him in there on purpose with that guy.

02:10:23.000 A hundred.

02:10:24.000 How could they not?

02:10:26.000 They did.

02:10:27.000 They would.

02:10:27.000 How would you not like why?

02:10:30.000 You worry about him with anybody.

02:10:31.000 If you're worried about the guy dying, why would you put him in the room and lock him in a bedroom, a tiny little bedroom with a roided up murderer?

02:10:41.000 Just stop and think about that.

02:10:42.000 You're in a room smaller than this fucking studio that you and I are in right now with a roided up murderer. 0.61

02:10:48.000 You're sleeping with that guy. 1.00

02:10:50.000 Oh, and you wind up getting strangled.

02:10:52.000 Oh, you hung yourself.

02:10:53.000 Yeah.

02:10:54.000 How would you sleep?

02:10:54.000 Say you're in a, say you have to go to jail, right?

02:10:56.000 I wouldn't sleep.

02:10:57.000 I know, but I'm just saying, Joe, if you had to go to jail, right?

02:10:59.000 You're in jail for something that you've done or didn't do.

02:11:02.000 Doesn't matter.

02:11:03.000 Right.

02:11:04.000 How do you sleep at night?

02:11:05.000 And there's a big dude in there.

02:11:07.000 You sleep with your mouth open so he doesn't have to force it over.

02:11:10.000 Sleep like that.

02:11:11.000 Oh, no, no, bro.

02:11:14.000 That's crazy.

02:11:15.000 But do you sleep with your butt against the wall or away from the wall?

02:11:18.000 That's a good question.

02:11:18.000 You sleep on your back or you're.

02:11:19.000 It depends on what kind of pervert this dude is.

02:11:21.000 He might be one of them dick sucker guys.

02:11:23.000 He just wants to suck your dick while he jacks off. 1.00

02:11:25.000 You know, then you'd want to sleep with your ass to him. 0.96

02:11:28.000 I'd be like, turn over.

02:11:29.000 Suck your dick. 0.99

02:11:30.000 Like, no, I'm trying to sleep.

02:11:36.000 Hey, I told you, I'm trying to sleep.

02:11:38.000 Oh, bro, it's all crazy.

02:11:40.000 And then you find out that prisons are private too.

02:11:43.000 What?

02:11:44.000 Like, people are, there's a business in having jails.

02:11:48.000 So then you find out that prison guard unions are also responsible for keeping marijuana illegal.

02:11:53.000 They get involved in it too.

02:11:54.000 Prison guard unions because they want to keep the work coming.

02:11:57.000 But it just feels like at some point, how do you think it's always been this way through history where people have felt like it you just feel like such a like a peon of like some corrupt financial system?

02:12:10.000 Do you think it's always been that way?

02:12:12.000 Or do you think this is like kind of like a highlight of it for America?

02:12:15.000 Well, this is worse than it's ever been before for sure.

02:12:18.000 And the United States is worse than every other country when it comes to incarcerations. 0.92

02:12:22.000 But this is a business.

02:12:23.000 They want us to keep it busy.

02:12:24.000 In the UK, they probably could use a few incarcerations. 0.72

02:12:27.000 They're letting people loose that are doing horrible shit.

02:12:30.000 And they're not enforcing crimes over there.

02:12:32.000 That place is getting real squirrely.

02:12:34.000 But, you know, the United States, half the people are in there for nonviolent drug offenses.

02:12:39.000 Half of them, right?

02:12:41.000 I think that's the number.

02:12:42.000 Put that into perplexity.

02:12:43.000 What percentage of people in American prisons are there for nonviolent drug offenses?

02:12:51.000 I think it's like half.

02:12:52.000 So it's basically, you know, it's a byproduct of prohibition that's led to millions of incarcerations where people are locked down for the rest of their fucking life.

02:13:04.000 I would hate that shit, dude.

02:13:05.000 Because somebody wants something and you don't think they should be able to have it.

02:13:10.000 So you will arrest people, sell them to them, and you will lock them all up for possessing it.

02:13:15.000 If I 43.

02:13:16.000 43% of federal prisoners in the United States are serving time for drug offenses, which are predominantly nonviolent.

02:13:23.000 Additionally, about 72% of federal prisoners are serving sentences for nonviolent crimes, including drug offenses with a significant portion related to drug possession and trafficking.

02:13:35.000 72%.

02:13:37.000 72 point in federal prisons, 72.1% of inmates are incarcerated for nonviolent offenses.

02:13:44.000 More than half, 55% in federal prisons serving time for drug offenses.

02:13:49.000 So 43% of federal prisoners in the United States are serving time for drug offenses, but 55% are serving time for drug offenses in the summary of key data.

02:13:58.000 So it must be like, this is what's happening when AI is drawing from multiple different sources.

02:14:04.000 I think they're giving you different numbers.

02:14:06.000 So it's somewhere between 43 and 55%.

02:14:08.000 Yeah.

02:14:09.000 I think it's interesting.

02:14:10.000 Like, I guess you don't know which ones are like weed, which ones are cocaine, heroin, fentanyl, all that kind of stuff.

02:14:16.000 Look at this type of offenses.

02:14:17.000 The majority of drug-related incarcerations involve possession, which is classified as a nonviolent offense.

02:14:24.000 So put this.

02:14:26.000 Other than drug offenses and drug possession, what percentage of people are in jail for nonviolent crimes?

02:14:38.000 Put that in there.

02:14:40.000 Like discount drugs?

02:14:42.000 Yeah, without, other than drug offenses, what percentage of people are in jail for nonviolent crimes?

02:14:54.000 I got to get a family, I think.

02:14:57.000 Yeah, I think that would be good for you.

02:15:01.000 Okay, let's see.

02:15:02.000 Nonviolent.

02:15:05.000 What does it say?

02:15:07.000 Okay.

02:15:07.000 Other than drug offenses, about 25% of the daily jail population nationally is incarcerated for low-level nonviolent offenses, including misdemeanors and public order offenses.

02:15:19.000 13% are there for property offenses such as burglary, and around 11% for public ordered offenses, nonviolent infractions such as weapons charges, propriety.

02:15:30.000 The problem with that is property offenses like burglary can lead to violence.

02:15:34.000 Like that's the, that, that's next door to violence.

02:15:38.000 It's not violent, but like those guys that got shot breaking into that guy's house.

02:15:41.000 As soon as you're breaking into people's property, you're getting super close to violence.

02:15:46.000 Yeah.

02:15:46.000 I think that's violent.

02:15:47.000 I mean, it's like if you're inflicting like fear on somebody, they're in their own home.

02:15:51.000 Fuck you, dude.

02:15:52.000 That's pretty violent to me.

02:15:53.000 Yeah, it's not violent in that you're hurting a physical person, but you're breaking into their house and anything goes once you break into someone's house.

02:16:00.000 You know, everybody knows that.

02:16:02.000 You break into someone's house, anything goes.

02:16:04.000 They don't know why you're there.

02:16:05.000 They don't know that you're just a petty thief.

02:16:07.000 They have no idea.

02:16:07.000 They're going to fucking shoot you.

02:16:09.000 We all know that.

02:16:09.000 Since the numbers are getting small left over, I Googled the other thing, the opposite.

02:16:14.000 Or not Google Server Perplexity, the opposite thing.

02:16:16.000 How many are in for violent crimes?

02:16:18.000 Right.

02:16:19.000 62% in state prison, but only like 7 to 10% in federal.

02:16:24.000 Interesting.

02:16:26.000 Interesting.

02:16:26.000 Most federal inmates are serving sentences related to drug and public order defenses.

02:16:30.000 Oh, my God.

02:16:31.000 That's nuts.

02:16:32.000 Yeah, I mean, it's just...

02:16:33.000 That is so nuts, man.

02:16:34.000 It's like that.

02:16:35.000 Do you think it's weed?

02:16:36.000 I mean, what do you think it is?

02:16:37.000 No, no, no.

02:16:38.000 It's probably cocaine.

02:16:39.000 Cocaine's the big one, right?

02:16:41.000 Cocaine laced with fentanyl.

02:16:42.000 And then there's pills, and then there's meth.

02:16:44.000 Meth is a big one, too.

02:16:46.000 Those are the ones that everybody's really terrified of.

02:16:47.000 No one's really – the marijuana thing is a disingenuous argument because the marijuana thing is really – There's a bunch of special interests that want marijuana to stay illegal.

02:16:55.000 The actual people that think that marijuana is dangerous are pretty small and they're not totally wrong.

02:17:00.000 This is a very important point.

02:17:02.000 Marijuana is not completely safe yeah, just like alcohol is not completely safe.

02:17:07.000 Um, I think there are certain people that, for whatever reason, the way they're wired, marijuana can fuck with them and badly, and there's some evidence that it could trigger psychosis or yeah, or or um, Just some sort of a psychotic break.

02:17:25.000 There's real evidence.

02:17:26.000 Oh, definitely, dude.

02:17:27.000 That shit, some of that shit's bad off, dude.

02:17:30.000 I've taken some shit.

02:17:31.000 Dude, I'll.

02:17:32.000 Powder or crack cocaine offenses.

02:17:34.000 Go back.

02:17:36.000 Account for more than 54% of drug offenders.

02:17:38.000 So that's most of it.

02:17:39.000 And then there's meth, 24%.

02:17:42.000 And marijuana represents 12%.

02:17:44.000 But I guarantee you that marijuana thing, that's dudes who are growing.

02:17:48.000 You know, you're growing and dealing if they're hitting you up in federal prison.

02:17:53.000 Heroin offenders account for 6%.

02:17:55.000 That's weird.

02:17:56.000 I would have thought it would have been higher.

02:17:57.000 Just 6% for heroin because they're so chill, they never get in trouble.

02:18:01.000 They never get caught.

02:18:04.000 But the family that made, but the family that did that, the opioid epidemic is still just out there.

02:18:10.000 Sackler family, which is out and about.

02:18:11.000 Sackler family is still out there.

02:18:12.000 They might be responsible for a million people losing their lives.

02:18:15.000 And the ripple effect of that through families?

02:18:17.000 Yeah, that's what I mean.

02:18:18.000 I mean, suicides, drug addictions, families falling apart, lives destroyed.

02:18:24.000 Where do you think people find a sense of purpose these days, Ninja?

02:18:27.000 Because it certainly feels like the fabric of some of America.

02:18:30.000 It used to feel like that gave us a lot of purpose, right?

02:18:32.000 And some of that feels like it's not there anymore.

02:18:34.000 Do you feel like that's a true statement?

02:18:36.000 Or what do you think?

02:18:37.000 Well, I think this is also part of the problem with social media is that we feel that way.

02:18:41.000 Okay.

02:18:41.000 And while we feel that way, that everything's falling apart, we still have our neighbors.

02:18:45.000 We still have our friends.

02:18:46.000 We still have the places we go.

02:18:48.000 You still have all the community that we always had.

02:18:50.000 You know, we still have the mothership.

02:18:52.000 We still go to nice restaurants.

02:18:54.000 You still hang out with your friends and watch the game.

02:18:56.000 You're still alive on earth, but you're so overwhelmed by this fucking constant onslaught of bad news.

02:19:03.000 That's a good point.

02:19:03.000 That you're freaking out always.

02:19:05.000 But then you got ICE raids where they're taking people that are American citizens and they're scaring the shit out of everybody.

02:19:12.000 Dude, they made me the video thing.

02:19:14.000 You see that thing where they put on the video?

02:19:15.000 Oh, that was crazy.

02:19:17.000 They didn't even ask you.

02:19:19.000 Well, it was really scary.

02:19:21.000 You were just joking around because you were talking to a guy who's talking, his friend.

02:19:27.000 And this was quite a while ago, too, right?

02:19:28.000 When was that video?

02:19:29.000 Yeah, I don't know.

02:19:30.000 It could have been like a year and a half ago or something.

02:19:32.000 I don't remember.

02:19:32.000 But that was crazy.

02:19:33.000 But it was like, it was a joke, right?

02:19:35.000 She's like a friend.

02:19:36.000 I don't know if she said a friend of mine got deported.

02:19:38.000 I can't remember what she said.

02:19:39.000 But she's like, do you have anything to say to him, right?

02:19:41.000 And I was like, bye.

02:19:42.000 You know?

02:19:43.000 I'm clowning around.

02:19:44.000 I have no idea if it's real or not.

02:19:45.000 I have no idea.

02:19:46.000 You have no idea.

02:19:47.000 It's literally someone just handed you a phone.

02:19:49.000 And then Homeland Security, was that what it was?

02:19:52.000 You had to put it up online.

02:19:53.000 And it was the Charlie Kirk thing.

02:19:55.000 Yeah.

02:19:55.000 And so then I was like super scared.

02:19:57.000 You remember?

02:19:58.000 Remember, I was texting like you.

02:19:59.000 I was just texting people to make sure everybody's okay.

02:20:01.000 I didn't know if they were like just going to kill people that had been on TikTok or whatever.

02:20:04.000 I had no idea what they were going to do.

02:20:06.000 I just can't believe they did that with you where they just put it in there as if like you were endorsing that.

02:20:12.000 Well, it just kind of, and it was just a scary time.

02:20:15.000 That was the same time as after the Charlie Kirk thing.

02:20:18.000 Who green lit that?

02:20:20.000 Probably just some fucking trap beat.

02:20:23.000 Like if a company did that, you could sue them.

02:20:26.000 You know what I'm saying?

02:20:27.000 Like if it was privatized, like if ICE was a private company and that was the people that the United States hired to get rid of illegal immigrants and they used you, you would sue them.

02:20:37.000 You could sue them.

02:20:38.000 Well, it was just scary.

02:20:39.000 But the government can just put that up there and then what did you do?

02:20:42.000 You had to formally request them taking it down?

02:20:45.000 Yeah, I had to hire an attorney to get help to take it down.

02:20:47.000 How long did it take to take it down?

02:20:49.000 I think like 48 hours or something, but it had like 30 million views over a couple platforms.

02:20:53.000 And how many people even know it was taken down until they just heard you say it?

02:20:56.000 Of course not.

02:20:57.000 I knew because you told me, but I couldn't believe it.

02:21:00.000 When you first asked me what I should do about this, I was like, oh, it's probably nothing.

02:21:05.000 And I was in the car and I didn't watch it.

02:21:07.000 Then I got to the club.

02:21:07.000 Then I talked to you from the club.

02:21:09.000 And you're like, you didn't see it?

02:21:10.000 I was like, no.

02:21:11.000 And then I saw it.

02:21:12.000 I was like, oh my God.

02:21:14.000 What the fuck are they doing?

02:21:18.000 It's like, that's not how you envision the government.

02:21:21.000 The government made a hype video.

02:21:23.000 Yeah.

02:21:24.000 They were making like deportation hype videos with trap beats and shit.

02:21:26.000 And I was like, what are we doing?

02:21:28.000 That's what I'm saying.

02:21:29.000 Everything is turned into like the WWE.

02:21:32.000 It's none of it's real.

02:21:34.000 It's 100% that Mike Judge movie.

02:21:36.000 It's idiocracy.

02:21:37.000 Oh, idiocracy.

02:21:38.000 Yeah.

02:21:39.000 But yeah, that was scary, man, because then I got a little, because it was just like a lot of threats.

02:21:42.000 And then it, then, and then things got like, then it was just kind of, that, that made me super, that made me kind of paranoid.

02:21:48.000 And then my mom was visiting, and we went to the doctor.

02:21:52.000 I went to the doctor.

02:21:52.000 I was just getting something looked at or something, you know.

02:21:56.000 And I was in the doctor's office and there was a nurse asking me questions or whatever, blah, blah, blah.

02:22:03.000 And then she's like, I have something for you.

02:22:06.000 I was like, huh?

02:22:08.000 And she's like, oh, I got, I brought you something.

02:22:10.000 Can I give it to you?

02:22:11.000 And I was like, I'm at a doctor's office.

02:22:13.000 Like something she'd made, something I don't know.

02:22:15.000 For you?

02:22:16.000 Yes.

02:22:16.000 Oh, she's a fan.

02:22:17.000 Something.

02:22:18.000 And normally I think it might have been like, okay, let me like, but I was just like, it was such a weird time.

02:22:24.000 And my mom was visiting.

02:22:25.000 And it was like after the Charlie Kirk thing, it was just super scary.

02:22:29.000 You just didn't know what was going on.

02:22:30.000 Like, watching that guy get killed was crazy.

02:22:32.000 Like it was, and you know what's crazy to me is the way people reacted.

02:22:36.000 Oh, that scared me just as much as watching him get shot.

02:22:41.000 Well, yeah, yeah.

02:22:42.000 And let me think about that in just a second.

02:22:44.000 I'm just thinking through the end of this.

02:22:45.000 If you don't mind, real quick.

02:22:46.000 Sorry.

02:22:46.000 I know you're not interrupting me.

02:22:47.000 No, no worries.

02:22:49.000 So I'm in this doctor's office and it was just weird.

02:22:52.000 You know, like I'm at the doctor.

02:22:53.000 It made me feel like nothing was safe.

02:22:54.000 Like it, like, it compounded in my head, like, oh, nothing's safe, right?

02:22:58.000 No place is safe where like, because I'd just given this girl like medical information. 1.00

02:23:03.000 I'm like, is this okay?

02:23:04.000 You know?

02:23:05.000 And so I talked to the doctor and it was all cool and stuff.

02:23:07.000 And like, but then I go outside and I was sitting in my car.

02:23:09.000 My mom was out there with me and like it had just like been a lot, like a lot of stress.

02:23:15.000 And I'm sitting there.

02:23:16.000 I kind of was like kind of tearing up talking to my mom and just like, you know, I told her what happened in the doctor's office, you know?

02:23:22.000 And it was after the DHS thing.

02:23:24.000 Just a lot of stuff that felt like you don't have any, there's no, you're solid.

02:23:31.000 You're, no one, I can't think of what I'm saying.

02:23:34.000 Like you're not safe.

02:23:35.000 Like there's no.

02:23:36.000 Well, I think you think that way in particular because you're famous.

02:23:40.000 So what you, what you felt like you were having a normal professional experience at a doctor and then all of a sudden it became a fan experience where you're kind of trapped.

02:23:48.000 Right.

02:23:48.000 That's what I felt like.

02:23:49.000 And it's a doctor where you're supposed to trust like you can be at a doctor.

02:23:52.000 And I'm sitting there with my mom and she kind of like put her, put her hand on me, you know, and she's like, you know, everything will be okay.

02:23:58.000 And then I look up out of the window and there was some young man literally this far from my window with his phone like filming me.

02:24:06.000 And it was just like, it was just like this, it was just like, that was like a tough time where I think everything, I just got kind of paranoid.

02:24:13.000 Yeah, that's a weird thing that people think is totally normal to do.

02:24:16.000 Just point a camera at people and film them because they're famous at a doctor's office.

02:24:21.000 Yeah.

02:24:22.000 But it's like, I just want to put it up on my Instagram and I'm going to get 300 likes.

02:24:26.000 Look, here it is.

02:24:27.000 Me and Theo motherfucking von.

02:24:29.000 Yeah.

02:24:30.000 I'm outside.

02:24:31.000 He's getting his pancreas looked at.

02:24:33.000 It's crazy, dude.

02:24:36.000 They could break your medical information.

02:24:38.000 It felt like it was a movie, though, and they were trying to break you.

02:24:41.000 Like it felt like this, like a couple weird things.

02:24:43.000 That's a person.

02:24:44.000 That's a personal thing, though.

02:24:44.000 That's a personal thing with you because you're famous.

02:24:47.000 That's one of the reasons why you think that everything's falling apart because you think everything's falling apart for you because you're dealing with the fact that you're crazy famous.

02:24:55.000 Yeah.

02:24:55.000 That's why you have this elevated sense of everything falling apart.

02:24:58.000 Like look at the example that you cited.

02:25:00.000 A lady who loves you, who's a doctor, but she wants to give you something.

02:25:05.000 And you thought, man, I thought it was just at a doctor.

02:25:07.000 Now I'm trapped with some person because you feel like you're trapped a lot.

02:25:10.000 Trapped a lot talking to crazy people or people that want something from you, people that are grabbing at you.

02:25:16.000 That's what it is.

02:25:17.000 That's why you personally feel like everything's falling apart because you're having a hard time navigating your new situation.

02:25:25.000 And then also your new situation is very different than just you as a comedian.

02:25:29.000 Because this new situation is you voicing your opinions about things and some things controversial and some things not so much.

02:25:37.000 But then people enjoy it and so it gets a lot of attention.

02:25:40.000 And when it gets a lot of attention, you also get a lot of haters.

02:25:43.000 You're going to get a lot of jealous people.

02:25:46.000 You're going to get a lot of people that just disagree with your choices and guests.

02:25:49.000 You've got a lot of people that think that what you're doing is dangerous.

02:25:52.000 There's a lot of like really fucking idiot, really idiotic opinions that people attach to you that don't make any sense, but they're still out there.

02:26:00.000 And so you're dealing with that too.

02:26:01.000 And that's a new thing that you're dealing with that you never dealt with before.

02:26:05.000 And it's part of why you have this accelerated thought that everything is falling apart.

02:26:12.000 I don't think it's falling apart as bad as everybody thinks.

02:26:14.000 But I think it's something that it deserves consideration.

02:26:19.000 Like, we could, this all could fall apart.

02:26:22.000 And it could fall apart in a lot of very bad ways.

02:26:26.000 And there's a lot of natural ways it could happen, like we talked about before, but it could also be self-inflicted.

02:26:32.000 And at all costs, we have to avoid the self-inflicted thing.

02:26:35.000 And the only way to avoid it is to not be on a side.

02:26:38.000 You can't be on that side or this side, but instead be on the side of the greater good of everybody.

02:26:42.000 And that's possible too.

02:26:44.000 You have to force politicians to do that.

02:26:47.000 But is that going to happen with politicians?

02:26:48.000 I mean, look at Eric Adams this morning.

02:26:50.000 He just did, or whatever that thing was.

02:26:52.000 He's like, thanked, said he served Israel the best he could.

02:26:55.000 It's like, I don't even know if we feel like American.

02:26:57.000 Everyone wanted a check.

02:26:58.000 We probably did.

02:26:59.000 Got a nice check.

02:27:00.000 I flew over to get that bag.

02:27:01.000 Yeah, flew over, got the bag, driving a new Cadillac now.

02:27:06.000 Bro, they just pay people.

02:27:08.000 The crazy thing is that Israel pays people for social media posts.

02:27:12.000 Do they really?

02:27:13.000 I read that.

02:27:14.000 Let's put that into perplexity.

02:27:15.000 Is that true?

02:27:15.000 That might be another Russian hoax.

02:27:20.000 I was reading that there's countries, and I don't think it's just Israel, by the way.

02:27:23.000 There's countries that will pay influencers to post positive things about them.

02:27:29.000 Yeah.

02:27:29.000 Really?

02:27:30.000 Yeah.

02:27:31.000 Oh, well, even Qatar was like, they wanted me to come and experience their country, right? 0.94

02:27:35.000 And I had a nice time while I was there.

02:27:37.000 Like, I think it was really neat, but we didn't really talk about if they have different points of view about things or what some of their rules and things like that are, you know?

02:27:46.000 But did they want you to post nice things about them?

02:27:49.000 I think they wanted to experience you to experience their country.

02:27:54.000 Yes.

02:27:55.000 Israel has paid social media influencers to post content promoting its image, particularly in the United States, with reports indicating payments of up to $7,000 per post.

02:28:04.000 This campaign, known as the Esther Projects project, is managed by a firm called Bridges Partners LLC, which works on behalf of the Israel Ministry of Foreign Affairs.

02:28:15.000 The program is disclosed under the U.S. Foreign Agents Registration Act, meaning that these payments are legally reported and require influencers to disclose that their content is funded by a foreign government.

02:28:27.000 That's crazy.

02:28:28.000 Well, I just don't see how we're supporting this country after the genocide.

02:28:32.000 I just don't see how that we are, how that's okay to people.

02:28:34.000 And I think that's the part of me that I don't understand, right, about this, their leadership there and stuff.

02:28:40.000 I just do not understand it.

02:28:41.000 But then you start to think, well, am I crazy?

02:28:44.000 Because it seems like it's just okay that the politicians all think that this is okay and so few of them speak up about it.

02:28:51.000 Well, I think this is what's separating the old people from the young people in this country. 1.00

02:28:57.000 Like if you look at the numbers of how many people that are like 18 to 34 that support the war in Gaza, it's very low.

02:29:06.000 It's very, very, very low.

02:29:09.000 Because this is the first time you've ever been able to see what happens when a superpower is attacking a country that essentially doesn't have an army, and they're doing it for years, and they're just blowing buildings up.

02:29:21.000 Like, we've never really seen that before.

02:29:23.000 This is the first time in a time where everyone has cell phones, right?

02:29:27.000 Obviously, this has happened.

02:29:28.000 You know, countries have bombed each other, Dresden.

02:29:31.000 There's been Hiroshima, of course, Nagasaki.

02:29:34.000 They blew up entire cities, right?

02:29:36.000 But we didn't get to watch it happen bit by bit.

02:29:39.000 You didn't get to see drone footage that's in 4K.

02:29:43.000 You didn't get to see cell phone footage of missiles being fired into camps of people waiting in line for food.

02:29:49.000 You didn't get to see any of that shit.

02:29:51.000 And you're seeing wild shit.

02:29:54.000 But then you're also seeing horrible things that Hamas is doing, too. 0.83

02:29:58.000 You're seeing people getting publicly executed in front of cheering crowds.

02:30:03.000 You're seeing people get dragged out, kicked to the ground, gunned in the head.

02:30:08.000 You're seeing the horrors of war is what you're seeing on both sides.

02:30:12.000 And we just have a hard time accepting that that's the only way to do things.

02:30:20.000 And I think the young people of this country, they don't want any part of anything like that anymore.

02:30:28.000 They have been told by their parents.

02:30:31.000 They've been told by the people they grew up with that war is hell, there shouldn't be any war.

02:30:36.000 And most of this shit happens because people are making money.

02:30:39.000 That's what most of it has.

02:30:41.000 They prolong it so they can make more money.

02:30:43.000 They want weapons development.

02:30:45.000 They want to launch new shit.

02:30:47.000 They want to sell shit to people that need weapons. 0.96

02:30:51.000 And most young people are aware of that now.

02:30:54.000 Where I think most people, my parents' age, all they had was the Vietnam War.

02:30:58.000 They knew the Vietnam War was bad, but they didn't, I don't think they really knew the extent of how much corruption is involved in everything that our government does.

02:31:10.000 Everything has the hand of some corporation attached to it.

02:31:14.000 Everything has the influence of some foreign government or some country that has massive resources.

02:31:20.000 There's always, it's never clean.

02:31:23.000 Nothing's clean.

02:31:24.000 Well, it just felt like me, I think a lot of times, well, for one, it feels like they're going to stop allowing TikTok.

02:31:30.000 Like people are going to own it.

02:31:32.000 I think they're selling it or something, so they probably won't be able to show stuff like that anymore.

02:31:35.000 Well, they sold it to Larry Ellison's company, right?

02:31:38.000 Isn't that who bought TikTok?

02:31:43.000 Yeah, I want to be sure.

02:31:44.000 But do you think they'll do that so they can limit its control, like control what goes on it?

02:31:48.000 The real worry that they had before that sale was that China was in control of it.

02:31:52.000 And I think they're right.

02:31:54.000 And I think that if you have a foreign country and a foreign country is using a very popular social media website to spread propaganda, spread things that absolutely aren't true, along with, I'm sure some things that are true. 0.79

02:32:08.000 But they have their finger on which way the influence goes.

02:32:12.000 That's dangerous.

02:32:14.000 That's dangerous.

02:32:15.000 Now, I'm not saying that Larry Ellison's company is going to do a great job of being totally objective and letting people criticize Israel, letting people criticize Hamas.

02:32:25.000 I don't know.

02:32:26.000 We'll see.

02:32:26.000 We'll have to see.

02:32:27.000 I'd be crazy.

02:32:28.000 Yeah, I don't know.

02:32:28.000 I never met that guy.

02:32:29.000 I don't know anything about him.

02:32:30.000 It'd be crazy for me to say any differently.

02:32:31.000 But it's not safe to have a foreign country that is actively trying to fuck with the way people have discourse in America, which is certainly what China's doing. 0.97

02:32:42.000 So according to the, it hasn't yet changed place.

02:32:46.000 The shutdown had something to do with this.

02:32:48.000 And this article is from today, I think, where people in Congress still don't even know what's going on.

02:32:53.000 Right.

02:32:53.000 So this says Congress is still waiting to get briefed on how TikTok's sale would actually stop Chinese algorithms from causing harm to U.S. citizens, U.S. military, and U.S. interests, she said.

02:33:03.000 The lack of transparency has caused concern for both Democrats and Republicans who are still waiting for secure briefings on how to stop malign actions.

02:33:13.000 Yeah.

02:33:14.000 So this is the thing is like, that's a good point because they do it on X.

02:33:19.000 So Chinese bots, they swarm X. 1.00

02:33:24.000 And there was a former FBI analyst, we read this article 100 times.

02:33:28.000 His estimation, this is right around the time Elon was buying Twitter, that it could be as much as 80% bots.

02:33:34.000 Oh, so much as bots, it seems like.

02:33:36.000 So much as bots.

02:33:37.000 But this is what this is.

02:33:38.000 This is like China. 0.96

02:33:40.000 This is Russia. 0.52

02:33:40.000 This is foreign countries that they'll say things about USAID. 0.52

02:33:45.000 They'll say things about gay rights. 0.74

02:33:46.000 They'll say things about LBGTQ, whatever issues.

02:33:50.000 Whatever it is, the border, whatever it is, USAID, whatever it is.

02:33:54.000 And they just flood the discourse.

02:33:56.000 They flood it.

02:33:57.000 And so they have their finger either way on how much negative shit you see about any kind of subject.

02:34:05.000 And whoever's the best at it, whoever's the best at this kind of propaganda, this is like an incredible tool to use to demoralize another country, to have another country hating itself, hating its actions.

02:34:17.000 And if you leave that in the hands of China and they own the company like TikTok, at least if someone in America owns it, and again, I don't know what they're going to do, but at least if they own it, you would say, okay, but at least they're not actively trying to fuck with us and make us battle back and forth. 0.82

02:34:34.000 They're just allowing the algorithm to do its natural course.

02:34:37.000 Right.

02:34:37.000 I guess if they're going to do that, we don't have to do it.

02:34:39.000 Here's the thing.

02:34:39.000 If you can't stop bots, then all of them are fucked because they're just going to keep making new accounts.

02:34:46.000 It's too easy.

02:34:47.000 They sign up, fake emails, fake person.

02:34:50.000 They're in.

02:34:51.000 If you don't make people, and then what are you going to do?

02:34:53.000 You're going to require a digital ID?

02:34:55.000 Fuck that.

02:34:56.000 You should be able to be a whistleblower.

02:34:58.000 If you're working from some company and you find out they're dumping nuclear waste into the ocean, it's killing all the fish.

02:35:03.000 Someone should be able to anonymously report that.

02:35:06.000 And you should be able to do that through social media without having a digital ID that shows exactly who you are.

02:35:12.000 And they can shut you down.

02:35:13.000 It's just like, I don't know.

02:35:15.000 It's sketchy times.

02:35:16.000 What's sketchy times?

02:35:17.000 You mean the same company, that company Palantir, that was doing all that crazy stuff in Gaza, in Gaza, and they were like, you know, running all the drones and stuff like this, allegedly.

02:35:28.000 What are you talking about?

02:35:30.000 What are you saying they did?

02:35:31.000 That they had like, were compiling data on people that were there, and they were operating a lot of the drones in the sky that also had weapons attached to them.

02:35:38.000 Okay, so you mean like facial recognition data?

02:35:41.000 Right.

02:35:41.000 Do they have that capability with drones?

02:35:44.000 Where they could just zoom around?

02:35:48.000 Is this horseshit?

02:35:50.000 Is it real?

02:35:51.000 Jamie's not even willing to talk on camera.

02:35:54.000 He's giving me a lot of people.

02:35:56.000 I'm sure they do.

02:35:57.000 No, no, no, no.

02:35:58.000 They got a big contract in America now, which is scary to me.

02:36:00.000 That's what's scary to me.

02:36:02.000 That a drone could go by.

02:36:03.000 That maybe that's what happened to Charlie Kirk.

02:36:05.000 Who knows?

02:36:06.000 Maybe a drone.

02:36:06.000 You just have no idea who you can even point the finger at.

02:36:09.000 A bullet comes out of the middle of nowhere.

02:36:10.000 True.

02:36:11.000 I'm not saying I'm paranoid about it all the time.

02:36:14.000 I'm just saying I have.

02:36:15.000 Listen.

02:36:16.000 Okay.

02:36:17.000 You're right.

02:36:18.000 However, China's making drones, and they're making really good ones, way more sophisticated than our drones.

02:36:24.000 If you don't have drone development and some kind of drone defense system in America, you just, if you say, oh, no one should have that kind of power, you're right.

02:36:32.000 No one should have that kind of power.

02:36:33.000 However, China already does.

02:36:35.000 So if you just have no innovation and you have no way to implement any kind of defense system with drones in America, but it's already in China and it's already in Russia.

02:36:47.000 You're kind of in trouble.

02:36:48.000 Okay, so you have to have something in that space.

02:36:50.000 You got to be moving forward into like, yeah, you've got to have the weapons out there.

02:36:54.000 It's like the nuclear bomb.

02:36:55.000 If they're already doing it, you better fucking get it.

02:36:57.000 Right.

02:36:58.000 You better get it.

02:36:59.000 I think, yeah, to me, it's just scary that the company that was allegedly doing that there is the company that we hired to, like, I believe create a database and have some of the same opportunities here.

02:37:13.000 Or they could potentially be able to do the same thing here.

02:37:15.000 To me, it just kind of tracks where it's like.

02:37:17.000 Yeah, well, any one private company that has a database and all the information on every person and where you are and what you're doing.

02:37:23.000 Yeah, that's sketchy.

02:37:24.000 What are you woofing?

02:37:25.000 What's going on?

02:37:26.000 I'm looking at the story of the reporting on this.

02:37:29.000 It's that absolute power corrupts, absolutely thing.

02:37:32.000 You know, this is like absolute power.

02:37:34.000 One AI system is called the Gospel.

02:37:36.000 Another one's called Where's Daddy?

02:37:37.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.

02:37:39.000 Used to identify people.

02:37:40.000 One of them's called Lavender.

02:37:41.000 That sounds lovely.

02:37:42.000 AI-enabled data processing system developed and used by the Israeli occupation forces in their, this says, genocidal campaign against Gaza have caught widespread attention, prompting journalists to call Gaza the site of the first AI-powered genocide.

02:37:58.000 AI technology was reportedly first used in Gaza during Israel's 11-day assault in 2021 during the ongoing genocide.

02:38:05.000 For the first time, it's being used to kill Palestinians at an unprecedented level and at much faster rates.

02:38:12.000 These three known systems identify targets for airstrikes based on Israeli mass surveillance records of the Palestinians in Gaza that have been collected for years by the IOF under the racist framework of monitoring what they deem as threats to the Israeli regime.

02:38:29.000 This is from palestine-studies.org.

02:38:33.000 So who knows also how – Yeah, this – it's obviously – Going to be favored towards them.

02:38:38.000 Yeah.

02:38:40.000 But listen, I absolutely believe they have that kind of technology.

02:38:44.000 The scariest part to me, Jamie, will you bring it back up for one more second?

02:38:47.000 The scariest part to me was just the quickness they could do it and then like the review, right?

02:38:52.000 Like a few Israeli intelligence agents shared with Plus 972 magazine that they personally only take 20 seconds to review and approve the airstrike recommendation.

02:39:01.000 Using the time only to confirm if the target is a male.

02:39:04.000 Whoa.

02:39:05.000 It's unclear if this is actual policy.

02:39:08.000 What is that?

02:39:08.000 So this is.

02:39:10.000 But yeah, this started making me feel like this.

02:39:12.000 Okay, so they shared this in a magazine.

02:39:14.000 They shared this is, so they said this in an interview in a magazine, that it only takes 20 seconds to review.

02:39:21.000 And the time is only to confirm if the target's a male.

02:39:24.000 It's unclear if this is actual policy.

02:39:26.000 In August, however, the UN High Commissioner for Human Rights released a statement revealing that the majority of those killed in Gaza are women and children.

02:39:35.000 So here's the other thing.

02:39:37.000 Obviously, horrible things have happened there, right?

02:39:40.000 But if you're getting your information from the people where the horrible things are happening, it's hard to know if they're being accurate.

02:39:48.000 I don't know if it is truly that they're mostly killing women or children, women and children.

02:39:52.000 Yeah.

02:39:53.000 Or if a good percentage of them have actually been Hamas agents.

02:39:57.000 I don't know.

02:39:57.000 Yeah, I think this is.

02:39:58.000 That's what Israel says, right?

02:39:59.000 They say that a lot of them were Hamas.

02:40:01.000 Yeah.

02:40:02.000 Yeah, there's like two-year-old Hamas agents they were filing and shooting.

02:40:05.000 Which, who knows?

02:40:06.000 I don't know.

02:40:07.000 Who knows?

02:40:08.000 Well, I bet they probably think about them as future, especially now when you've blown up their fucking city.

02:40:13.000 You know, I mean, how many, if there were terrorists there, how many are created by watching something like that happen?

02:40:18.000 Quite a bit.

02:40:19.000 Well, the thing for me, I just thought that America would come help at some point.

02:40:23.000 That was a scary.

02:40:23.000 I think that's when I just thought, like, oh, I just have a different concept of what's going on.

02:40:27.000 Or also, these are just my thoughts.

02:40:30.000 I don't know what's going on.

02:40:31.000 And I don't need anybody to believe my thoughts or think the same way I do.

02:40:35.000 I think the thing that made me nervous was that that same company, Palantir, got a deal in America to create a database and help with surveillance and stuff.

02:40:43.000 So that just makes me scared, you know, and made me a little bit nervous.

02:40:47.000 Not scared, but just like a little bit like, what's going on here?

02:40:50.000 Are we going to enter a surveillance state, you know?

02:40:52.000 Well, that's one of the arguments for letting chaos take place.

02:40:55.000 One of the arguments for letting crime, letting criminals back out, is that you make it so dangerous that in order to make it safe, you have to put restrictions on people.

02:41:03.000 And that's the only way.

02:41:04.000 And you show that it's effective.

02:41:05.000 And then people comply, and then everybody has a digital ID.

02:41:08.000 The government tracks you.

02:41:10.000 Like, you know, like that Life360 app where you can track all your friends, track all your family.

02:41:14.000 Yeah.

02:41:14.000 See if your wife's running around and you or whatever.

02:41:17.000 And the government is.

02:41:17.000 Just going to parties a lot.

02:41:19.000 The government can do that as well.

02:41:20.000 Yeah.

02:41:21.000 Well, I think one thing that made that I think.

02:41:22.000 Do you know how crazy that is?

02:41:23.000 To allow the government to constantly know where you are and what you're doing and constantly, you'll be looking over your shoulder.

02:41:31.000 So you're going to self-censor.

02:41:32.000 You're going to be scared.

02:41:33.000 You're going to be scared to talk because your phone's going to be listening.

02:41:36.000 Yeah.

02:41:37.000 Well, yeah.

02:41:37.000 I mean, crazy we mentioned Chuck Schumer and then you opened your phone.

02:41:40.000 That's nuts.

02:41:41.000 I mean, that was.

02:41:42.000 Yeah.

02:41:42.000 What's the possibility?

02:41:43.000 And that was momentarily later.

02:41:45.000 Yeah.

02:41:45.000 Momentarily later, the algorithm recognized that I was talking about Chuck Schumer.

02:41:51.000 Let's see if it works.

02:41:52.000 Big fat tits. 1.00

02:41:54.000 I mean, big fat tits. 1.00

02:41:57.000 Okay.

02:41:58.000 Big fat tits on your 45-year-old stepmom. 1.00

02:42:03.000 Ooh, I'm not tired.

02:42:04.000 imagine if it just goes to nope I got head kicked.

02:42:12.000 What about the explore page?

02:42:14.000 I'll check my explore page real quick.

02:42:16.000 Would you buy a cat off a Facebook Marketplace?

02:42:18.000 Sure, why not?

02:42:19.000 Okay, I wouldn't.

02:42:22.000 If it's a cute cat, fuck that.

02:42:24.000 That really is fun.

02:42:26.000 Look, I'm not buying a cat off.

02:42:28.000 Oh, yeah.

02:42:29.000 Right in my for you page.

02:42:32.000 See one of them, huh?

02:42:32.000 Hey, how about that?

02:42:33.000 Why is it in my for you page?

02:42:34.000 A funner test is to text something random to someone and then give it five minutes and check your like for you pages on an app right away.

02:42:41.000 It's ladies with large boobs. 1.00

02:42:44.000 I say, hey, let me see one of them and guess what the other one looks like.

02:42:46.000 That's my old trick.

02:42:48.000 That's a good trick.

02:42:50.000 And you're like, I don't know.

02:42:51.000 I bet that other one's weird looking.

02:42:53.000 That one's too perfect.

02:42:55.000 There's no way they both look the same.

02:42:56.000 Dude, I used to do this.

02:42:57.000 Well, I'll show you, Theo.

02:43:01.000 Wow.

02:43:02.000 I used to do this fun thing.

02:43:03.000 If I sat next to somebody in an airplane, I would have them draw a picture of their kids.

02:43:06.000 Like, if they had kids, I'd be like, draw a picture of your kids.

02:43:08.000 And dude, it would be the most fucking ridiculous looking picture.

02:43:11.000 But it would always be pretty fun, you know?

02:43:14.000 Yeah, I think I was just concerned about like if that's the company that does it here.

02:43:17.000 So that's like where my brain tracks like a random dead.

02:43:20.000 Well, that should be scary.

02:43:21.000 That's why I think ICE has all the ICE stuff happened.

02:43:24.000 Because I think they have to get everybody on the books.

02:43:26.000 This isn't about like they have to do an inventory now of everyone because they're going to need.

02:43:33.000 Otherwise, when it's a surveillance state, it's all going to know if you're not like documented or on the on the bill of sale or whatever, it's going to be or you're not on the inventory list.

02:43:45.000 If you're not inventoried in the country, then the machine will know immediately, oh, this isn't, you're not even supposed to be here, right?

02:43:52.000 So that's why I think that the IC stuff is happening because I think one of the reasons is they have to get everything inventoried.

02:44:00.000 I see what you're saying.

02:44:02.000 I think the IC stuff is happening a lot of it is because of political power.

02:44:05.000 It's congressional seats because the census just counts people.

02:44:09.000 They don't count legal citizens.

02:44:11.000 And when you let people come over here illegally and then you give them food and you give them Medicare, what happens is those people are going to vote for you if they can. 0.84

02:44:21.000 And they're also going to count.

02:44:22.000 They're going to stay.

02:44:24.000 And so they count and your district has congressional seats.

02:44:27.000 That's what's crazy.

02:44:28.000 They only count the people.

02:44:29.000 They don't count the citizens.

02:44:31.000 So if you get as many people in as possible, you can take over congressional seats.

02:44:35.000 And if you make it really easy for those people to get by, like they say, hey, California is the place to go.

02:44:40.000 They don't give a fuck.

02:44:41.000 You can be illegal there.

02:44:42.000 Nobody cares.

02:44:43.000 Which is the way it was basically until I started arresting people.

02:44:46.000 It's always been like that.

02:44:47.000 I mean, what percentage of people do you run into LA in LA that are illegals?

02:44:51.000 A lot, and no one cares.

02:44:53.000 It's always been like that.

02:44:54.000 I don't care.

02:44:56.000 Now all of a sudden they're getting arrested.

02:44:58.000 But there is the argument that by having people that came over illegally, you change the congressional map.

02:45:05.000 You do.

02:45:06.000 You get more seats.

02:45:08.000 And that's kind of crazy.

02:45:10.000 It's kind of crazy.

02:45:11.000 It's all fun.

02:45:12.000 It just feels like, I don't know.

02:45:14.000 It feels like very, like, I don't know.

02:45:19.000 It feels like a lot of different things.

02:45:20.000 But you're right.

02:45:20.000 I think you just have to focus in on things that are important.

02:45:24.000 Well, it's an easy way to increase your population, man.

02:45:27.000 Make it so people can definitely come over.

02:45:30.000 Make it so cut holes in the fence for them.

02:45:32.000 You ever see when they did that?

02:45:34.000 They cut holes in the fence.

02:45:35.000 Like some people had put up like these fucking heavy-duty fences.

02:45:39.000 Put that titty bar right there. 0.99

02:45:41.000 You put a titty bar right there, boy.

02:45:43.000 You should have a bottle of water sales is the better move.

02:45:46.000 Water and tits.

02:45:47.000 What about that?

02:45:48.000 Together?

02:45:50.000 Generally, people like alcohol with their tits. 1.00

02:45:52.000 I don't know.

02:45:53.000 If you've been in the desert for a couple of days.

02:45:54.000 That's true.

02:45:55.000 It's a good point.

02:45:57.000 Very good point.

02:45:58.000 Where's my book, Mars?

02:45:59.000 Here it is.

02:46:01.000 I'll send you this, Jeremy.

02:46:02.000 Because this is kind of crazy when you watch it.

02:46:04.000 You're like, what could you possibly be doing here other than purposely letting people into the country? 1.00

02:46:11.000 I think there was a lot of that.

02:46:12.000 And I think there was a lot of that because they want cheap labor, too.

02:46:15.000 That was something that someone told me once, that they were stunned, that a CEO said that they were against these border enforcements because they wanted cheap labor.

02:46:26.000 So they said it right out to him.

02:46:28.000 Look at this.

02:46:28.000 Biden Harris sent forklifts to open the border when Texas built a razor wall.

02:46:33.000 So insane.

02:46:35.000 Like, why would you do that?

02:46:37.000 Wait a minute.

02:46:38.000 You did what?

02:46:40.000 You sent a forklift to open up the razor wire?

02:46:45.000 What?

02:46:46.000 But do you think that they all know that the other parties just do?

02:46:49.000 Like, do you think that they all go behind closed doors and be like, okay, what are you guys going to do this month?

02:46:53.000 And then we're going to do this.

02:46:54.000 And it's all just this theatrics?

02:46:58.000 No.

02:46:58.000 I don't think they coordinate like that.

02:46:59.000 I think they all hate each other.

02:47:01.000 No.

02:47:01.000 But this is nuts, man.

02:47:03.000 This is like genuinely nuts.

02:47:04.000 And by the way, I feel for these people.

02:47:06.000 I would do the same thing.

02:47:07.000 I would 100% be in line.

02:47:09.000 I see these people with their babies hoping for a chance at a better life in America.

02:47:13.000 They're not the problem.

02:47:14.000 The problem is cartel people and the whole congressional seats thing. 1.00

02:47:17.000 That's the problem.

02:47:19.000 Well, these people have become pawns.

02:47:22.000 They'll send information to these, the countries that they live in and get them to come.

02:47:27.000 It's like, listen, if the population, you're right.

02:47:29.000 I didn't mean to interrupt you.

02:47:30.000 No, I don't even know probably what I was saying, but I don't know.

02:47:34.000 If the population is, that's what I'm saying.

02:47:37.000 We're better than this.

02:47:39.000 You and I are?

02:47:40.000 Yes.

02:47:41.000 As people, we are better than this.

02:47:42.000 And we have all this elected officials and these people that we thought were like this.

02:47:47.000 We were sociopaths.

02:47:48.000 When does that end?

02:47:50.000 That's a good question.

02:47:51.000 And can it end?

02:47:52.000 Do you think there's a way to end it?

02:47:54.000 It's going to be hard.

02:47:56.000 My suspicion is it ends when AI starts sorting government.

02:48:03.000 We're probably going to use AI with government to prevent this kind of fuckery that we see on an everyday basis.

02:48:12.000 AI will logically make decisions as to like what makes sense and what doesn't make sense about our current legal structure.

02:48:20.000 Like some things that if people become politicians, the reason why they become politicians is they know they can inside trade with Nancy Pelosi and make hundreds of millions of dollars like she did.

02:48:30.000 Like that's crazy.

02:48:32.000 That can't be that way anymore.

02:48:33.000 And I think any intelligent, like artificial intelligence that's not attached to an ideology or a party is going to immediately look, if they both agree, if America votes on it and say, we want AI to take a look at the government, and AI immediately goes, like, you can't do that.

02:48:51.000 You can't do this.

02:48:52.000 Like, this is bad.

02:48:53.000 This is evil.

02:48:54.000 This is a lie.

02:48:55.000 This is truth.

02:48:56.000 And you're suppressing it.

02:48:58.000 And then we probably don't have anything remotely like the government we have now.

02:49:04.000 Because I think that mind-reading software, it's already in beta, right?

02:49:09.000 It's already, they're already able to communicate, going back and forth, asking each other questions.

02:49:13.000 They are.

02:49:14.000 They have headsets.

02:49:15.000 You don't even have to get an implant.

02:49:18.000 Is it Google that did that, Jamie?

02:49:19.000 Who was the company that did that?

02:49:21.000 Where they were asking each other questions and then answering them?

02:49:24.000 It's not Google.

02:49:24.000 I don't even think that's available yet.

02:49:26.000 No, but it's in beta.

02:49:27.000 The point is, it's in beta.

02:49:29.000 So they're doing this already.

02:49:31.000 And as this stuff gets more potent, it's going to be just like we used to have little flip phones without a color screen and now you have an iPhone.

02:49:40.000 And it's going to be that.

02:49:41.000 It's going to go from you used to be able to just ask each other questions to we can all read each other's minds.

02:49:47.000 It's coming, man.

02:49:48.000 And when that happens, Turtleface, that Mitch McConnell motherfucker, you can't operate anymore as a leader.

02:49:55.000 You can't, no, you're seen now as what you are.

02:49:58.000 You're an agent of money.

02:49:59.000 You're a money agent moving money and influence around.

02:50:04.000 You're not doing it for the greater good of people by any stretch of the imagination.

02:50:07.000 And also, how are you still working when you Windows 98 on us every now and then?

02:50:13.000 Yeah.

02:50:13.000 That guy just freezes up.

02:50:15.000 You ever see him?

02:50:15.000 Yeah, because his fricking, his, his, his, his, his, uh.

02:50:18.000 You ever see him lock up?

02:50:21.000 How is that guy still able to make decisions on anything?

02:50:21.000 Just lock up.

02:50:26.000 His receptors are down.

02:50:28.000 You fucking see his receptors go down there.

02:50:29.000 You think he's a robot?

02:50:32.000 You think he's not a robot?

02:50:34.000 What do you think at this point?

02:50:35.000 That guy?

02:50:36.000 They didn't even update his lips to fucking.

02:50:39.000 Yes.

02:50:39.000 If there's a robot.

02:50:40.000 If these people are.

02:50:41.000 RFK Jr.

02:50:42.000 Imagine we found out.

02:50:43.000 Imagine if Candace comes out and she does a deep dive and said there was no RFK Jr.

02:50:48.000 Do you know that?

02:50:49.000 All those photos are AI.

02:50:51.000 There's no evidence of him whatsoever until 2021.

02:50:56.000 She's like, and what is this here?

02:50:57.000 RFK Jr. has a camel toe?

02:50:58.000 What is this here?

02:51:01.000 She's the first.

02:51:02.000 Dude, Candace is the best dude. 1.00

02:51:04.000 I went to see.

02:51:04.000 She has her and her husband have four of the most beautiful kids in the world and they're so funny.

02:51:10.000 And you go over there and they're just like dying laughing and one of them looks just like her.

02:51:15.000 It's so funny, dude.

02:51:16.000 Do you think she's right about that French president?

02:51:19.000 Oh, the wiener.

02:51:22.000 Yes.

02:51:24.000 He is married to a man.

02:51:27.000 She's all in on that, bro.

02:51:28.000 Oh, she's all in.

02:51:29.000 Well, they're suing her, aren't they?

02:51:31.000 I think they are.

02:51:32.000 I don't know if they still are.

02:51:33.000 I think they're at least threatening a lawsuit.

02:51:35.000 And so, like, for like 50 million bucks.

02:51:37.000 We wiener.

02:51:41.000 That would be my, if she ever writes a book, that's got to be it.

02:51:44.000 But, dude, it is kind of strange that the guy is dating his teacher, right?

02:51:49.000 When he was like 40 and the kid was 15.

02:51:54.000 Or she was 40. 0.85

02:51:56.000 Even if it was a she. 1.00

02:51:57.000 Like, what?

02:51:59.000 And again, this is France.

02:52:00.000 They're very different over there.

02:52:01.000 Yeah.

02:52:02.000 Pedophilia is just like, oh, get your weed out of that child. 1.00

02:52:05.000 We nerd.

02:52:07.000 What have you done?

02:52:08.000 We ner.

02:52:10.000 He's almost 15.

02:52:12.000 Bro, if she does, oh, she better have a hog on her. 1.00

02:52:15.000 And I'll say that.

02:52:15.000 I bet she doesn't.

02:52:16.000 That's what I'm saying.

02:52:17.000 I don't know if she has the body style to have a real fucking hog on her. 1.00

02:52:20.000 And that, if they release, the last thing needs, the last thing France needs is to release like a wiener that looks like it's retreating kind of. 0.69

02:52:29.000 It will just go down.

02:52:31.000 They need to release a fucking hog. 1.00

02:52:34.000 Did you see that information that might have had a micropenis?

02:52:38.000 They got genes from Hitler's blood, and it seems to indicate that he had a genetic disorder that would lead you to have a micropenis, which totally makes sense, right? 0.96

02:52:48.000 I'm not surprised these days.

02:52:51.000 About Hitler?

02:52:52.000 Why would you be surprised?

02:52:53.000 Hitler would be the guy I would think would have a micropenis. 0.98

02:52:56.000 The guy wants to kill everybody and take over the world?

02:52:58.000 Oh, yeah.

02:52:59.000 Yeah, a little tiny dick. 0.82

02:53:00.000 Make it bigger.

02:53:02.000 And he's fucking doing Coke and heroin and all.

02:53:05.000 He was doing oxycodone, man.

02:53:08.000 And he had his whole army on meth.

02:53:10.000 Yeah.

02:53:11.000 That's fucking wild.

02:53:12.000 With a little dick just running everything. 1.00

02:53:17.000 Making of a tyrant, how Hitler's deformed genitals shaped his personality. 0.89

02:53:20.000 Whoa.

02:53:22.000 Here's the thing, though.

02:53:23.000 Here's a thing.

02:53:25.000 If you had a little dick, you would always check and make sure you'd be like, fuck, it's still little.

02:53:29.000 That's what would happen all the time.

02:53:30.000 Or every day you'd woke up, you'd be like, it'd be like the mass singer.

02:53:34.000 You'd like open your pants and hope it was something.

02:53:36.000 I think he knows.

02:53:36.000 Who knows?

02:53:37.000 This dick is little.

02:53:38.000 He's like, now everyone gets punished.

02:53:41.000 Fucking Poland. 0.96

02:53:44.000 Polish guys are big old hogs. 1.00

02:53:45.000 He's probably jealous.

02:53:47.000 Yeah, brother.

02:53:47.000 I think they, yeah, I don't know.

02:53:49.000 In the future, I don't even know if they got little dicks in the future. 1.00

02:53:51.000 I think that's what aliens are.

02:53:53.000 That's us, generalists.

02:53:54.000 You know how they got the DNA?

02:53:56.000 From the blood-soaked couch, he apparently blew his brains out on, it says.

02:53:56.000 How?

02:54:00.000 Yo, they saved that?

02:54:02.000 Yeah, it says the first guy that found it took a piece of the couch, saved it, and they studied that.

02:54:06.000 Wow.

02:54:07.000 Some people think that didn't happen.

02:54:07.000 Wow.

02:54:09.000 Yeah, some people think he got moved to Argentina, right?

02:54:12.000 Yeah, this also says there's only a one in ten chance he had a micropenis.

02:54:16.000 Oh, that's a lot of chances.

02:54:18.000 I don't like those odds.

02:54:20.000 I ain't playing Russian roulette with a revolver with 10 rounds in it.

02:54:24.000 Fuck that.

02:54:25.000 All right, I got a piece.

02:54:26.000 We got to wrap this up.

02:54:27.000 Dude, I to peace so bad.

02:54:28.000 Thank you.

02:54:29.000 I'm glad we waited.

02:54:30.000 I love you.

02:54:30.000 You are.

02:54:31.000 You're the best.

02:54:31.000 I love you too, man.

02:54:32.000 Thanks for everything.

02:54:34.000 Thanks for this.

02:54:34.000 It was fun hanging with you, as always.

The Joe Rogan Experience - November 18, 2025

Joe Rogan Experience #2413 - Theo Von

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