The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience #2431 - Shane Gillis

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00:00:03.000 the joe rogan experience train by day joe rogan podcast by night all day he's having a good old time i'm sure He loves doing that.

00:00:17.000 Just fucking.

00:00:18.000 I wish it didn't piss me off.

00:00:20.000 He pisses you off that he just checks out.

00:00:23.000 What pisses you off?

00:00:25.000 I love it.

00:00:26.000 I love that he does it.

00:00:27.000 No, it's just art.

00:00:28.000 It's fun to.

00:00:28.000 But it's like the more successful he gets, the more dangerous it is.

00:00:32.000 People know who you are, dude.

00:00:34.000 You've been seen by millions of people.

00:00:35.000 You can't pretend you're this like anonymous backpacker anymore.

00:00:40.000 You're fucking weirdo.

00:00:41.000 He comes back.

00:00:43.000 My favorite was a couple years ago.

00:00:44.000 Like when he came back from Peru, we were doing Legion of Skanks and he was like in the crowd and thought it was going to be like a big surprise that he's back.

00:00:51.000 He like came back and we were like, oh, what's up?

00:00:52.000 Ari's here.

00:00:54.000 We're talking about the best.

00:00:55.000 You haven't seen me in so long.

00:00:57.000 I don't see any of my friends.

00:00:58.000 Yeah, you were saying every six months.

00:01:00.000 I forgot you left.

00:01:01.000 Right.

00:01:02.000 I only see Norman every six months.

00:01:04.000 Maybe, maybe a little more when we get popping with Protect Our Partners.

00:01:09.000 It's not the same without them.

00:01:10.000 I know it's not.

00:01:13.000 I'm still getting drunk, but it's a little sad, though.

00:01:16.000 It's a little more pathetic.

00:01:17.000 I'm drinking by myself.

00:01:21.000 It's a little more sad.

00:01:22.000 I've had a few drinks.

00:01:24.000 I had a whiskey before a show recently.

00:01:27.000 I had a couple glasses of wine with dinner the other day.

00:01:30.000 But it's the most I've had is two.

00:01:32.000 But the days of like drinking at nights.

00:01:36.000 I thought I had you last time with some other shit.

00:01:37.000 The problem is health.

00:01:40.000 I'm too interested in health.

00:01:42.000 I know.

00:01:42.000 That's the problem.

00:01:44.000 It's like the price you pay is legitimate.

00:01:47.000 Yeah.

00:01:47.000 And I'm too interested in health.

00:01:50.000 I do too much to stay healthy.

00:01:53.000 You work too hard.

00:01:54.000 I'm getting old, dude.

00:01:56.000 I'm 58.

00:01:57.000 The reality is, like, when was the last time you saw a really fit 78-year-old guy?

00:02:03.000 78 years for me is not that far.

00:02:07.000 Trump's jacked.

00:02:09.000 Bro, that's 2005.

00:02:11.000 Okay?

00:02:12.000 2005 when I was still doing Fear Factor.

00:02:15.000 That's 20 years ago.

00:02:17.000 That's nothing.

00:02:18.000 That's like that.

00:02:19.000 Time just flies by.

00:02:21.000 All of a sudden, you're saying.

00:02:22.000 You're my age.

00:02:23.000 Yeah.

00:02:24.000 Exactly.

00:02:24.000 Damn.

00:02:25.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:02:27.000 How old are you now?

00:02:28.000 I just turned 38.

00:02:29.000 Yeah, see?

00:02:30.000 So think of that.

00:02:31.000 Yeah.

00:02:32.000 That's 20 years difference.

00:02:34.000 You to me is 20 years.

00:02:35.000 But me to like a dead guy is 20 years.

00:02:39.000 78-year-old guy is a dead guy.

00:02:43.000 So I've been consciously thinking about that.

00:02:46.000 Like, don't let it get away from you.

00:02:49.000 That's the thing.

00:02:51.000 Don't let it get away from you.

00:02:52.000 Like, look at Jellyroll.

00:02:54.000 Yeah.

00:02:55.000 Fucking insane.

00:02:56.000 Incredible.

00:02:57.000 Yeah.

00:02:58.000 That dude just added decades onto his life.

00:03:00.000 Oh, for sure.

00:03:02.000 He was on his way out.

00:03:03.000 He was close.

00:03:04.000 Yeah.

00:03:04.000 He was on his way out.

00:03:05.000 40, 500.

00:03:06.000 Sam Talon?

00:03:06.000 40 pounds?

00:03:07.000 Yes.

00:03:07.000 Sam Talon dropped it too.

00:03:09.000 Yeah.

00:03:09.000 Did he?

00:03:10.000 How much did he drop?

00:03:11.000 Fucking ton.

00:03:11.000 Oh, no shit.

00:03:12.000 I haven't seen him.

00:03:13.000 Well, he did.

00:03:14.000 I don't want to speak for him.

00:03:15.000 I think he took one of the things.

00:03:17.000 He's fine, man.

00:03:18.000 And I was like, whatever he needs to do.

00:03:20.000 What are you doing?

00:03:21.000 And he was like, I was going to die.

00:03:23.000 I was like, all right, fair.

00:03:24.000 Yeah.

00:03:25.000 You get too big, and then he probably has sleep apnea, so he ain't getting any sleep.

00:03:29.000 So at night he's choking, you know, and you're lying in bed in these weird hotel rooms.

00:03:33.000 Yeah.

00:03:34.000 And Sam Harris, Sam Tom.

00:03:35.000 I'm going out from sleep apnea for sure, bro.

00:03:38.000 Bro, I have to wear a mouthpiece every night.

00:03:40.000 I wear a mouthpiece every night.

00:03:42.000 I found a great pillow, too.

00:03:44.000 Do you think it hurts to die from sleep apnea?

00:03:46.000 No, you just choke.

00:03:48.000 You stop breathing, and that's it.

00:03:49.000 It's rap.

00:03:50.000 Probably don't hurt at all.

00:03:52.000 You probably just go in your sleep.

00:03:54.000 Yeah, so what the fuck?

00:03:55.000 It's not one of the worst ways.

00:03:56.000 What are we talking about here?

00:03:57.000 Listen, let it rap.

00:03:58.000 Problem is, you're going way too young.

00:04:00.000 You're going because someone's killing you, and that someone's you.

00:04:04.000 Yeah, but see, a lot of football players get it.

00:04:08.000 Yeah, I know.

00:04:09.000 Yeah.

00:04:11.000 They have giant necks.

00:04:12.000 So the giant neck, when you're adding all this stuff here, it's kind of closing in.

00:04:16.000 And then you've got this big fucking head and this big ass tongue and it just falls over that hole and you just slip into darkness.

00:04:26.000 Now they're talking my language.

00:04:27.000 Well, listen, for a lot of those guys, it's all preventable.

00:04:31.000 You know, you could sleep with a seat pap machine, which sucks.

00:04:34.000 Dude, my dad, my dad has a sleep machine, and he doesn't fucking clean it.

00:04:40.000 Oh, he sucks.

00:04:41.000 He gets like eye infectious.

00:04:44.000 Oh, God.

00:04:45.000 You just see him.

00:04:46.000 He shows up with double pink guy. 0.57

00:04:48.000 You're like, yo, what the fuck?

00:04:52.000 Bro, I tried that thing once, one time.

00:04:54.000 How do you sleep with that?

00:04:56.000 Can't do it.

00:04:56.000 Can't.

00:04:58.000 I can't sleep with a lot of noise.

00:05:00.000 I want to be able to wake up quick.

00:05:02.000 I wake up quick.

00:05:03.000 That's funny.

00:05:04.000 I'm one of those wake-up guys.

00:05:05.000 Like, if my wife grabs me, if she has to wake me up, she has to be kind of, you know, ready that I don't grab her.

00:05:14.000 I don't know why.

00:05:14.000 Yeah.

00:05:15.000 I've always woken up like that.

00:05:16.000 So I don't want any noise.

00:05:18.000 I listen to noise when I sleep.

00:05:19.000 And then I have that thought, though.

00:05:21.000 It's like if somebody breaks in.

00:05:22.000 I want to hear everything.

00:05:23.000 Sure.

00:05:24.000 Well, this is like, I used to always have a lot of dangerous dogs.

00:05:28.000 I used to have like multiple pit bulls. 0.88

00:05:30.000 I used to have.

00:05:34.000 Me and him both with sleep apnea.

00:05:36.000 But I always wanted things to be awake that would bark if something was at the door.

00:05:43.000 Like living by yourself in Hollywood.

00:05:46.000 I never lived in Hollywood, but I lived in North Hollywood.

00:05:48.000 Then I lived in Encino and then I moved further out.

00:05:51.000 I just kept moving further and further out.

00:05:52.000 I even thought about Santa Barbara.

00:05:54.000 I'm like, why don't I get a big piece of property on Santa Barbara?

00:05:56.000 Get the fuck away from everybody.

00:05:58.000 But, like, I don't want a machine going.

00:06:05.000 Yeah.

00:06:06.000 You're not hearing shit.

00:06:06.000 You can't.

00:06:08.000 I would be paranoid.

00:06:10.000 I'd be feeling weird.

00:06:11.000 I think when you hit like machine time, it's like, dude, I hope someone breaks in here.

00:06:17.000 Who gives a fuck, dude?

00:06:22.000 I've gotten sleep.

00:06:24.000 I get sleep apnea when I'm hungover.

00:06:26.000 That's when I get it.

00:06:27.000 Right.

00:06:29.000 Do you see?

00:06:30.000 I've got it on my planes.

00:06:32.000 I'm waking myself up.

00:06:33.000 Of course.

00:06:34.000 So embarrassing.

00:06:35.000 I had to wake this dude up.

00:06:36.000 And not wake this dude up, but tell him once.

00:06:39.000 We were on a long flight, like going to Europe or something.

00:06:42.000 And this poor dude was choking so bad.

00:06:45.000 And he sat up and I said, hey, man, you have sleep apnea.

00:06:48.000 I go, have you ever been tested for sleep apnea?

00:06:50.000 And he was a younger guy.

00:06:52.000 He was like in his 30s, but real overweight.

00:06:54.000 And I go, you got to go get tested.

00:06:56.000 I go, you legitimately have sleep apnea.

00:06:58.000 I go, I know because I have it.

00:07:00.000 And I told him, I'm like, you don't breathe for like nine seconds at a time.

00:07:04.000 I watched him.

00:07:05.000 It was crazy.

00:07:06.000 I got to be honest, that's, I mean, don't get me wrong.

00:07:08.000 You did the right thing, but that would, that would bum me up.

00:07:11.000 Well, he was already friendly with me.

00:07:12.000 Okay.

00:07:13.000 We were already friendly.

00:07:14.000 Because he was like, oh, you love your sleep.

00:07:15.000 Waking up to like an inch shape.

00:07:18.000 Being like, you're fat.

00:07:20.000 I wasn't.

00:07:21.000 I told him I have it too.

00:07:23.000 I have it too.

00:07:24.000 I was informing him.

00:07:25.000 I'm telling you, I go, it changed my life.

00:07:27.000 And I just told him, I go, I got a mouthpiece that presses down on your tongue.

00:07:30.000 It keeps my tongue from sliding back.

00:07:32.000 It's a game changer.

00:07:34.000 I go, dude, you'll feel so much better.

00:07:36.000 Because I watched you choke.

00:07:38.000 Yeah.

00:07:39.000 The mouthpiece is tough, though.

00:07:40.000 If you're laying with your lady. 0.54

00:07:40.000 It's hard. 0.54

00:07:42.000 You put the mouthpiece in.

00:07:42.000 Oh, that's a problem.

00:07:43.000 Yeah.

00:07:44.000 There you go.

00:07:45.000 Well, hold on a second.

00:07:46.000 All of a sudden, I'm hard.

00:07:48.000 You should probably have sex right now. 0.94

00:07:49.000 Take that mouthpiece out.

00:07:50.000 Yeah.

00:07:51.000 You got to take it out.

00:07:52.000 You go, hey, baby, are you awake?

00:07:53.000 It's just another thing is mouth tape.

00:07:56.000 You ever try that?

00:07:57.000 Are you breathing down your nose?

00:07:58.000 I got a deviated septum.

00:08:00.000 You should get that fixed, dog.

00:08:00.000 It wouldn't.

00:08:02.000 I'm never going to fix anything.

00:08:03.000 Oh, you should get that fixed.

00:08:04.000 I got mine fixed.

00:08:05.000 It was amazing.

00:08:06.000 I didn't get it fixed till I was 40.

00:08:07.000 Yeah.

00:08:08.000 I had it my whole ups.

00:08:10.000 You just got a nose surgery?

00:08:11.000 Yeah.

00:08:12.000 It was awesome.

00:08:14.000 The result is awesome.

00:08:15.000 I mean, I gained like instantly gained like 10% cardio.

00:08:19.000 Yeah, because you breathe out of your nose now.

00:08:19.000 Oh, damn.

00:08:21.000 I couldn't breathe out of my nose forever.

00:08:22.000 I broke my nose when I was five.

00:08:24.000 I fell down a flight of stairs.

00:08:26.000 And then it was always crooked.

00:08:28.000 Like the bone got fucked.

00:08:29.000 I got fucked.

00:08:30.000 I probably should have went to a doctor, but in the 70s, they just fucking dusted you off.

00:08:35.000 So, and then I broke my nose who knows how many times after that.

00:08:40.000 Bunch of times.

00:08:40.000 Of course.

00:08:41.000 Yeah.

00:08:42.000 The most recent one in my 40s, I got knee in the face in jiu-jitsu, or in my late 30s, rather, I got knee in the face in jiu-jitsu.

00:08:48.000 And it was fucking pouring blood.

00:08:50.000 It doesn't look bad, though.

00:08:51.000 No, it's not that bad.

00:08:52.000 It's not flattened too much because I really stopped striking mostly when I was like 22, 23.

00:09:00.000 I did a little of it when I came to LA again.

00:09:03.000 I just did a little sparring, but not too much.

00:09:06.000 But it's the guys that just keep getting hit in the nose over and over again.

00:09:09.000 This piece of cartilage eventually collapses.

00:09:12.000 And then you get this like flat thing there.

00:09:14.000 Yeah.

00:09:15.000 Which doesn't bother me too much on dudes, but it bums me out when I see it on women fighters. 0.99

00:09:20.000 It really does.

00:09:21.000 It bums me out.

00:09:23.000 I know it's so sexist.

00:09:25.000 It does.

00:09:26.000 Bums me out.

00:09:27.000 Until you want to look pretty.

00:09:29.000 I know.

00:09:30.000 You go, why don't you even look pretty?

00:09:32.000 There's certain fights where women get really badly cut, and I have a really hard time with it.

00:09:38.000 I know.

00:09:39.000 I mean, I don't have a hard time with dudes.

00:09:41.000 Well, it's hard to watch women get beat up. 1.00

00:09:43.000 It is.

00:09:44.000 Like the fucking that Iraq video we were watching.

00:09:47.000 Oh, Jesus.

00:09:48.000 It's hard to watch.

00:09:50.000 What he's doing.

00:09:51.000 Someone decided it would be a good idea to have a man box a woman. 1.00

00:09:56.000 It was maybe some mouthy chick because she was really aggressive. 1.00

00:09:59.000 Like, remember?

00:10:00.000 Like, even after he knocked her down, she jumped up and tried to swing on him even when the referee was holding her back.

00:10:05.000 She was very aggressive. 0.98

00:10:07.000 But this dude beat the fucking dog shit out of her. 1.00

00:10:10.000 She did survive the round.

00:10:12.000 Didn't she get knocked down at the end and they stopped it?

00:10:12.000 I guess.

00:10:15.000 I think that I could be wrong.

00:10:16.000 It looked like the second.

00:10:17.000 He was in his corner.

00:10:18.000 Well, he was terrible.

00:10:19.000 He wasn't good.

00:10:20.000 He wasn't good.

00:10:21.000 It was ridiculous.

00:10:23.000 Also, he was.

00:10:26.000 Jimmy, don't make me watch this.

00:10:28.000 This guy's just, I mean, it looks like he's got some rudimentary technique.

00:10:32.000 He's just kind of swinging punches, but the power difference is just crazy.

00:10:37.000 And anybody who thinks it's not is just fucking delusional.

00:10:40.000 The difference between a man and a woman is so big. 0.99

00:10:42.000 Even like a strong woman, like Amanda Nunez, she'd probably knock out most dudes. 1.00

00:10:47.000 But she's not sparring a guy her weight that's going to go full blast. 1.00

00:10:51.000 That's fucked.

00:10:53.000 Even like a big power puncher for a woman, it's just compared. 1.00

00:10:57.000 Oh, there.

00:10:57.000 That's the end.

00:10:58.000 That's horrible.

00:10:59.000 It's crazy.

00:11:00.000 But I think they were just in like Fallujah, so fuck it.

00:11:03.000 My friend Tommy used to have a girlfriend that could definitely knock you out. 1.00

00:11:06.000 She used to knock me out. 1.00

00:11:08.000 Dude, bro, I'm telling you, this girl could knock a man out. 1.00

00:11:12.000 Tommy was always telling me how hard she hits those punching back things. 0.86

00:11:15.000 And he's like, let her hit your hand.

00:11:18.000 So I go, okay.

00:11:19.000 So I put my hand up.

00:11:20.000 Bro, she blasted my hand and I went, whoa. 1.00

00:11:23.000 I was like, that is real.

00:11:25.000 That's a real problem.

00:11:26.000 I go, dude, she'll knock you out. 1.00

00:11:27.000 Did you not get into argument with your girlfriend?

00:11:29.000 She's a big lady. 1.00

00:11:31.000 Not like a strong, stout lady. 0.99

00:11:34.000 I was shocked.

00:11:35.000 There's girls out there that could flatline you. 1.00

00:11:38.000 But not that one.

00:11:39.000 Bro, how much would that suck?

00:11:40.000 I mean, talking to your girl, you're like, this is my house.

00:11:44.000 I'm a girl.

00:11:45.000 And she just fucking chlores, shields you. 1.00

00:11:50.000 She just fucking drops bombs on you, tunes you up with a nice couple hammer fists on the ground. 1.00

00:11:59.000 Oh, fuck that.

00:12:00.000 Think of talking to a girl and she gets in like a good stance. 1.00

00:12:03.000 Oh, my goodness.

00:12:04.000 A boxing stance.

00:12:05.000 Have you seen that really pretty girl that fights in the PFL? 0.99

00:12:08.000 What's her name?

00:12:09.000 Dakota Decheva.

00:12:10.000 I don't know how to say her last name.

00:12:13.000 I don't know.

00:12:14.000 She's from England. 0.92

00:12:15.000 I don't know what her ethnicity is, but she is like most of her fights win by knockout. 1.00

00:12:20.000 She's this Muay Thai specialist, but she's pretty. 1.00

00:12:23.000 She's real pretty and like slim and slender. 1.00

00:12:25.000 And she's awesome. 0.86

00:12:26.000 Fucks these girls up. 1.00

00:12:28.000 That's what it is.

00:12:29.000 Fucks these girls up. 1.00

00:12:31.000 Like combination.

00:12:32.000 Combination.

00:12:32.000 That's her.

00:12:34.000 Say that name.

00:12:35.000 De Cheva.

00:12:36.000 De Cheva.

00:12:37.000 I don't know.

00:12:38.000 I'm probably butchering it.

00:12:39.000 A lot of those names, you can't really pronounce them the way you read them.

00:12:43.000 Like that trips me up so hard at UFC Weigh-Ins.

00:12:46.000 Like I have to write everything out phonetically.

00:12:50.000 Just cut to like when she's tilted.

00:12:52.000 Yeah, she's tuning up this girl.

00:12:54.000 And she tunes up all these girls. 1.00

00:12:56.000 She's nasty, man. 1.00

00:12:57.000 Look at that knee to the body. 0.97

00:12:59.000 And she's pretty.

00:13:00.000 She's pretty. 0.99

00:13:01.000 She's got a nice body. 1.00

00:13:02.000 If you saw her at a club, you would say, wow, she looks really fit. 0.86

00:13:05.000 Like, maybe she's a crossfight or something. 0.99

00:13:07.000 Yeah.

00:13:07.000 You try to hug her, you get put in the clinch.

00:13:10.000 Fucking elbow.

00:13:12.000 Just fucks you up.

00:13:14.000 Yeah.

00:13:16.000 But that video is wrong.

00:13:17.000 The video in Iraq is just wrong.

00:13:19.000 Don't do that.

00:13:20.000 Don't do that to that poor lady.

00:13:22.000 That lady got a lifetime worth of breakfast. 1.00

00:13:23.000 She must have been talking so much shit that the whole everybody agreed to it.

00:13:27.000 Everyone agreed.

00:13:27.000 Yeah.

00:13:28.000 There's ladies like that out there, just like there's guys like that out there. 1.00

00:13:31.000 For sure.

00:13:32.000 I've seen a lot of videos of guys just walking into a boxing gym for fucking fucking street fighter.

00:13:38.000 They have no skills.

00:13:40.000 And some guy just fucking talks shit to him while he's beating the brains.

00:13:43.000 You can always tell, though, just the way they move their feet.

00:13:46.000 Like, kind of like on the balls of their feet, like jumping around a little.

00:13:46.000 Oh, yeah.

00:13:51.000 Every punch they throw, they leave their feet.

00:13:53.000 During the old days of martial arts, they used to, people would just show up at your gym and say they want to spar the best people there.

00:13:59.000 It would happen all the time.

00:14:01.000 What years are these?

00:14:02.000 The 80s.

00:14:02.000 Yeah, that's because they were putting out those fucking sick-ass karate movies.

00:14:07.000 Every single dude was like, hold on a second.

00:14:09.000 Is that me?

00:14:10.000 Am I John Claude Van?

00:14:12.000 But there's a lot of probably schizophrenics and delusional people, of course.

00:14:12.000 I am that guy.

00:14:16.000 They'd show up at a karate school and just get fucked up.

00:14:18.000 It's horrible.

00:14:21.000 Having a manic episode.

00:14:23.000 I'm about to throw a roundhouse kick.

00:14:25.000 Horrible.

00:14:26.000 Horrible.

00:14:27.000 Oh, man.

00:14:28.000 Getting tuned up while you're having a mental phrase.

00:14:31.000 You're in the middle of a full schizophrenic break.

00:14:33.000 You're seeing elves and shit.

00:14:35.000 There's that fucking elf right there.

00:14:37.000 He's in the gym.

00:14:38.000 There's a dragon hiding behind the corner.

00:14:39.000 You just get punched in the face.

00:14:42.000 It's like naming.

00:14:43.000 Hold on.

00:14:44.000 Dragons talking to me.

00:14:47.000 Just got a trainer.

00:14:48.000 It's a dragon.

00:14:50.000 You imagine being schizophrenic?

00:14:51.000 Imagine just seeing a world that's totally different than the world everybody sees because your whatever is all fucked up. 1.00

00:14:57.000 And so you're just seeing things that aren't there.

00:14:59.000 No.

00:15:00.000 Making connections that aren't real.

00:15:02.000 And you don't know.

00:15:04.000 Kurt Metzger.

00:15:05.000 Metzger's fired up.

00:15:06.000 Metzger's fired up.

00:15:08.000 He'll get you.

00:15:08.000 Metzger's got a touch.

00:15:10.000 He got me at the holidays.

00:15:12.000 He's got a touch of the skits.

00:15:14.000 He's fired up, dude.

00:15:15.000 Bro, he is an encyclopedia of conspiracies.

00:15:19.000 Yeah.

00:15:20.000 You just go back to, remember that thing in the 70s?

00:15:24.000 Oh, yeah.

00:15:24.000 Yeah.

00:15:24.000 Oh!

00:15:26.000 He'll get it immediately.

00:15:27.000 And he'll tell you more than you know.

00:15:28.000 He'll tell you too much.

00:15:29.000 He also talks about conspiracies with complete.

00:15:32.000 Oh, you didn't know this?

00:15:33.000 Yeah, that's the best one.

00:15:34.000 There's never like there's a theory.

00:15:35.000 Oh, you didn't know?

00:15:36.000 Yeah.

00:15:37.000 And he gets over you because he's such a goon.

00:15:39.000 He like looms over you.

00:15:40.000 He's this big fucking dude.

00:15:42.000 His giant eyebrows.

00:15:43.000 He's so fucking funny.

00:15:45.000 He's so funny.

00:15:46.000 He's unbelievably funny.

00:15:48.000 He's such a character.

00:15:49.000 Like, you couldn't make a dude like that in a movie.

00:15:52.000 People are like, that's too over the top.

00:15:54.000 No, he's his comedy is like my favorite.

00:15:58.000 He's great.

00:15:59.000 He's a really great, like, he does the Jimmy Dore show, and he just jumps in with shit.

00:16:04.000 It's always like, I'm always like watching this very serious thing.

00:16:07.000 I'm like, what the fuck is Metzger?

00:16:09.000 What the fuck, Metzger?

00:16:11.000 Metzger.

00:16:12.000 He's come over to my house a couple times.

00:16:13.000 He likes white claws.

00:16:14.000 He drinks white claws and brings his own.

00:16:16.000 And then he gets going.

00:16:17.000 Yeah, he always shows up in the green room with two white claws in between his fingers.

00:16:21.000 Always two white claws.

00:16:22.000 He's a two white claw man.

00:16:24.000 It's a good move.

00:16:25.000 He's such a character.

00:16:27.000 He's always been that guy, too.

00:16:28.000 He's so fun.

00:16:29.000 I had the worst, one of the most embarrassing interactions with him.

00:16:33.000 He just put out White Precious, which was one of my favorite specials ever.

00:16:38.000 And then I saw him in LA because I was opening for like Big J at the store, and Metzger was there.

00:16:44.000 And I was like, okay, I'm going to try to talk to Kurt.

00:16:46.000 This is a big moment for me.

00:16:47.000 And I was like, so do you think, when do you think your next special is?

00:16:51.000 He was like, I don't fucking know, dude.

00:16:53.000 He just walked away and I was like, fuck, I knew it.

00:16:58.000 There's so many of those.

00:17:00.000 So many I wish I could take back.

00:17:01.000 Yeah, the meeting people for the first time and being like super awkward.

00:17:06.000 Oh, Attel got me with a terrible one.

00:17:09.000 I've talked about it before, but I walked outside of the cellar.

00:17:12.000 I just had a good set.

00:17:13.000 Like I was feeling good.

00:17:14.000 And he was smoking a cigarette.

00:17:15.000 And I was like, can I get one of those cigarettes?

00:17:17.000 He was like, no.

00:17:19.000 Walked right back inside.

00:17:22.000 Fuck.

00:17:24.000 He thought you were going to buy.

00:17:26.000 Meanwhile, he only had four left.

00:17:28.000 He likes fucking with people.

00:17:30.000 How is he still alive?

00:17:32.000 Like, he does nothing to take care of himself.

00:17:34.000 How many cigarettes does Dave smoke?

00:17:37.000 He smokes a lot of cigarettes.

00:17:38.000 He's alive through pure laughter.

00:17:40.000 Yeah.

00:17:41.000 The amount of laughter he generates keeps his tissue excited.

00:17:45.000 I was so lucky to just be like, because they would always put me with him at the end of the night.

00:17:50.000 So I got to watch him for a few years, and it was like my favorite thing.

00:17:55.000 But if I, he just would make fun of me.

00:17:57.000 He'd see me in the room.

00:17:58.000 He'd be like, oh, Shane must have had a good set.

00:18:00.000 He's hanging out.

00:18:02.000 Shane, where were you born?

00:18:03.000 On the corner of AR and 15.

00:18:07.000 He's so good.

00:18:10.000 Yeah, but yeah, he fucking really makes fun of you.

00:18:13.000 You stand in the doorway and he's like, look at you, you fat beast.

00:18:16.000 I love what he does.

00:18:17.000 He'll do a show and then he'll bring his opening acts on the stage at the end of the show and just riff and just shit on them.

00:18:26.000 It's impossible to keep up.

00:18:27.000 Bro, Ian just gets good at it.

00:18:29.000 He is, but he gets just steamrolled.

00:18:31.000 Yeah, of course.

00:18:32.000 He knows Dave enough to know what he's looking for with the answer.

00:18:36.000 I don't.

00:18:37.000 So I'd be in the room and he'd be like, Shane, you look like a sex toy guy.

00:18:40.000 What type of sex toys do you like?

00:18:42.000 I'd be like, vibrators.

00:18:44.000 He'd be like, oh, good answer.

00:18:47.000 Fuck, I don't know.

00:18:49.000 The panic when you're a young comic of meeting an established comic is very so bad.

00:18:55.000 Very real.

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00:20:28.000 Yeah.

00:20:28.000 I sent, I opened for Burt Kreischer in Helium.

00:20:33.000 And then at Helium Filling, it was the first time I ever middled.

00:20:37.000 And I was like, that was a good show.

00:20:39.000 I should, and he, you know, he was drunk after the show and he was like, you should open for me.

00:20:43.000 And I was like, fuck you.

00:20:45.000 I'm going to email this guy.

00:20:47.000 I emailed him like five times.

00:20:49.000 The first email was like, I think you and me meshed together.

00:20:52.000 We should, it was brutal.

00:20:54.000 So then I'm talking, me and Stanhope were talking to him about it.

00:20:57.000 This fucker still has the same email account.

00:20:59.000 So he brought it up.

00:21:01.000 He read the email in front of me 10 years later.

00:21:04.000 How does he still have the same email account for 10 years?

00:21:08.000 God, that would be.

00:21:09.000 You got any of those?

00:21:11.000 Like when you were a young comic, just no emails back then.

00:21:11.000 What?

00:21:14.000 No, no, no.

00:21:15.000 But I mean, just like saying something that you're big comic.

00:21:21.000 One time at MTV, Jon Stewart was having a meeting with this executive.

00:21:26.000 And I just met Jon Stewart the first time.

00:21:29.000 And so I went in to say hi.

00:21:33.000 I went in to say hi to the lady and Jon Stewart was there.

00:21:36.000 And I remember saying hi to him, like, oh, hi.

00:21:38.000 And then I remember I went, I go, wow, you got a great view.

00:21:40.000 I looked out the window and I knocked something over, like a fucking statue or some shit.

00:21:46.000 And I grab it and pick it up.

00:21:47.000 It didn't break.

00:21:48.000 And I put it back.

00:21:49.000 I'm like, all right, I'll just get out of here.

00:21:50.000 I just felt like such a fucking clumsy dork.

00:21:54.000 Because I had to look out the, I had to say something nice.

00:21:56.000 Like, wow, you got a great view.

00:21:57.000 Yeah.

00:21:57.000 Knock this fucking thing over and just like, oh, no.

00:22:01.000 Yeah, knocking something over.

00:22:02.000 Like, why did I go back there to look?

00:22:04.000 If I just said hi in the main room area, everything would be like, man, that guy was cool.

00:22:09.000 That guy was cool.

00:22:10.000 No, he had to go to the window.

00:22:13.000 Bro, that haunted me for years.

00:22:16.000 I had to think about the knocking that stupid.

00:22:18.000 I don't even remember what it was I knocked over, but I remember going, oh, no.

00:22:21.000 Yeah, it's terrible.

00:22:23.000 I had one.

00:22:24.000 I went to see Soders. 1.00

00:22:26.000 He filmed one of his Comedy Central specials in Philly.

00:22:29.000 And I had just done a showcase with him in New York.

00:22:34.000 Like, I was like really excited that I did a show at the sand because it was like the first time I ever did it.

00:22:39.000 And he was on the lineup.

00:22:40.000 So we're standing in line.

00:22:41.000 And I was like, you think I should just tell these people that I just did a show with this guy?

00:22:46.000 And my friends were like, what the fuck are you talking about?

00:22:50.000 And I was like, dude, I'll kill myself.

00:22:53.000 Like, right away.

00:22:54.000 I was like, oh, I'm so sorry.

00:22:56.000 You think I should tell like the people with the security that I just did a show with him?

00:23:01.000 Oh, it's funny.

00:23:02.000 That's really embarrassing.

00:23:04.000 It is embarrassing now because now you're just like totally friends with all these guys.

00:23:08.000 Yeah.

00:23:08.000 It's totally normal.

00:23:10.000 That's what's weird.

00:23:11.000 Like, if I see Jon Stewart, no, I give him a hug.

00:23:13.000 Like, hey, what's up, dude?

00:23:14.000 It's like, it's totally normal.

00:23:16.000 He's just a person.

00:23:17.000 When you see someone that you've seen on TV, like when you're young, it's weird.

00:23:22.000 It is.

00:23:23.000 It takes a long time before it stops being weird.

00:23:25.000 That's why it's like when people come up to me and do the same thing I used to do.

00:23:29.000 So I'm always like, it's all right.

00:23:30.000 You know what I mean?

00:23:31.000 Like the first time I met Norman and List, it was after a show.

00:23:35.000 And I was standing next to him and I was like, you guys, it's funny.

00:23:37.000 You guys sound just the same as you do on podcasts.

00:23:39.000 I listen to you guys podcasts.

00:23:42.000 Who the fuck are you?

00:23:46.000 Yeah, it's brutal.

00:23:49.000 I mean, there's no way to be comfortable.

00:23:52.000 You have to go through it.

00:23:52.000 How can you be?

00:23:54.000 If you don't go through it, you're not going to be comfortable.

00:23:56.000 You've got to be weirded out.

00:23:58.000 You feel like no way around it.

00:23:59.000 You want them to be your friend.

00:24:01.000 Oh, yeah.

00:24:01.000 You know what I mean?

00:24:02.000 You want them to like you.

00:24:03.000 They have no idea who you are.

00:24:04.000 You're like standing next to them.

00:24:05.000 Yeah.

00:24:07.000 And then it gets, you know.

00:24:08.000 There's levels of weirdness.

00:24:10.000 You know, like sometimes I've been, I'm in here talking to someone.

00:24:12.000 I'm like, that's fucking Quentin Tarantino.

00:24:16.000 Like, how weird is this?

00:24:17.000 I mean, sitting here talking to Quentin.

00:24:18.000 Like, there's certain guys that never stop being weird.

00:24:21.000 Yeah.

00:24:21.000 It's like always stays a little weird because they're so famous.

00:24:25.000 Yeah.

00:24:26.000 Mine's always athletes.

00:24:28.000 It's always an athlete that I didn't think was going to make me feel that way.

00:24:32.000 Well, how special they are.

00:24:32.000 That's interesting.

00:24:34.000 Aaron Judge from the Yankees got me.

00:24:36.000 I couldn't even talk.

00:24:36.000 Yeah.

00:24:38.000 It was fucking recent.

00:24:39.000 It was crazy.

00:24:42.000 He was hitting batting practice before Philly's Yankees, and he saw me.

00:24:45.000 I didn't know he knew who I was.

00:24:47.000 He looked over before he was entering the cage and he was like, what's up?

00:24:51.000 And I was like, oh, shit.

00:24:53.000 And then he got done and he walked over.

00:24:55.000 He's like, what are you doing back there, big man?

00:24:56.000 And I was like, oh, dude.

00:25:00.000 You were hitting him.

00:25:01.000 He's a horse, dude.

00:25:01.000 Oh, yeah.

00:25:03.000 Yeah, it's a big horse.

00:25:04.000 Yeah, you have no idea.

00:25:05.000 I was full panic in that.

00:25:07.000 Full panic.

00:25:07.000 That's funny.

00:25:08.000 And then I think, yeah, that was the day me and my buddies did nine hot dogs, nine beers, nine innings.

00:25:14.000 Jeez.

00:25:15.000 O'Connor had seven hot dogs before the first bit.

00:25:19.000 He passed out.

00:25:20.000 He didn't have any beer.

00:25:22.000 He fell asleep for a whole game.

00:25:24.000 Just from the hot dogs.

00:25:25.000 Seven hot dogs.

00:25:27.000 And we were with my buddy H. Foley, and he was getting other food.

00:25:30.000 He's a big fucking guy.

00:25:32.000 Other than the nine hot dogs?

00:25:33.000 Nine hot dogs was the challenge.

00:25:34.000 And then other children.

00:25:35.000 I watched him get a fucking cheesesteak.

00:25:38.000 And nine hot dogs.

00:25:39.000 Wow.

00:25:40.000 How big is he?

00:25:41.000 He's as big as he's a big fucker.

00:25:42.000 Big as it gets?

00:25:45.000 I feel bad.

00:25:46.000 I love him.

00:25:47.000 But for real.

00:25:49.000 He's about as funny as it gets, though.

00:25:50.000 Nine hot dogs and a cheesesteak.

00:25:52.000 That's crazy.

00:25:53.000 That's a lot of volume.

00:25:54.000 Just like the sheer mass of it all.

00:25:57.000 You know?

00:25:58.000 Yeah, it was terrible.

00:26:00.000 You know that feeling that you get when you eat like a giant meal and then you look at yourself sideways in the mirror?

00:26:05.000 You're like, oh my God, I'm fucking pregnant. 0.99

00:26:08.000 Did it last night?

00:26:08.000 Yeah, everyone.

00:26:10.000 All those plates stacked up on top of each other.

00:26:14.000 Lately, I've been doing this one meal a day thing, like the last few days.

00:26:18.000 I don't think I'm going to stick with it.

00:26:20.000 Today I kind of cheated.

00:26:21.000 had a little bit of fruit but so last night i went to uh the if i had a little bit of fruit i'd be like i'm i'm the beacon of health It's crazy I had fucking fruit today.

00:26:32.000 You don't eat any fruit?

00:26:33.000 No.

00:26:34.000 No vitamins?

00:26:35.000 I take vitamins.

00:26:36.000 You take vitamins?

00:26:37.000 What are you taking?

00:26:39.000 Right now, just D, B, and C.

00:26:41.000 Okay.

00:26:42.000 And I got some zinc and magnesium in there.

00:26:44.000 You should go to Waste to Well, and you know what they'll do?

00:26:46.000 They gave me some shit.

00:26:46.000 They did.

00:26:47.000 But they'll give you one based on your blood profile.

00:26:50.000 Yeah.

00:26:50.000 They did.

00:26:51.000 They'll mix it for you.

00:26:52.000 Oh, it's the best.

00:26:52.000 Yeah.

00:26:52.000 Yeah, it's great.

00:26:53.000 You don't have to think.

00:26:54.000 I went to Waze Well fully going, I have to have diabetes.

00:26:54.000 Yeah.

00:26:59.000 The fucking, as soon as they took my blood, there was like four days from when I got the results.

00:27:03.000 I was in the green room talking to Simpson.

00:27:05.000 I was like, dude, there had to be symptoms, right?

00:27:08.000 He was like, no.

00:27:09.000 I just have diabetes.

00:27:10.000 I was like, fuck, I definitely have diabetes.

00:27:12.000 Nothing.

00:27:13.000 Wow.

00:27:14.000 It's a good result.

00:27:15.000 That is a good result.

00:27:16.000 That's great.

00:27:17.000 That liver is a motherfucker, dude. 1.00

00:27:18.000 Couldn't believe it.

00:27:19.000 Yeah, your liver.

00:27:20.000 Your liver's all right.

00:27:20.000 Your liver's a motherfucker.

00:27:22.000 It gets workouts.

00:27:22.000 You know what?

00:27:24.000 I think the true.

00:27:25.000 It's jacked.

00:27:26.000 Right?

00:27:26.000 Your liver is jacked.

00:27:28.000 If you think about it, look, running all the time.

00:27:30.000 Look, running one time until your heart explodes is not good for you, right?

00:27:34.000 We all agree.

00:27:34.000 You get a heart attack, you die.

00:27:36.000 That's not good.

00:27:37.000 Drinking yourself to death one time is not good for you.

00:27:39.000 No, definitely not.

00:27:41.000 But running every day, a little bit, couple miles, you get in shape.

00:27:46.000 I think this is wrong, but I like where you're doing.

00:27:48.000 You know where I'm going with this?

00:27:50.000 Like a little bit of whiskey, a little bit of booze, some drinking every day.

00:27:54.000 Toughing that fucking fucking liver is ready to go.

00:27:57.000 Your liver's like a marathon runner.

00:27:59.000 Right?

00:28:00.000 Yeah, you'd think.

00:28:01.000 Well, it's like that's why you have the tolerance you have, clearly.

00:28:04.000 Right?

00:28:04.000 Because the tolerance comes from just light beer.

00:28:07.000 Right.

00:28:08.000 If you get me, if I take two shots, I'm like, I got to go home.

00:28:08.000 For real.

00:28:12.000 It's crazy.

00:28:13.000 Stanhope does that too.

00:28:14.000 He just sips light beer.

00:28:16.000 Oh, really?

00:28:16.000 Yeah, he moved it.

00:28:17.000 He went to a cocktail phase.

00:28:18.000 I don't know where he's at right now.

00:28:19.000 When I was with him, he was fully on white Russians. 0.98

00:28:24.000 Okay.

00:28:25.000 He was cocktail phase.

00:28:26.000 Again, after he gets after it.

00:28:28.000 Still.

00:28:29.000 After all these years.

00:28:30.000 He was doing good last time I saw him.

00:28:31.000 He's great.

00:28:32.000 I heard he crushed at Skank Field.

00:28:34.000 He murdered.

00:28:35.000 Yeah.

00:28:35.000 Tony said, watched his set, and he said he was just clap.

00:28:38.000 Tony said he was just going like this in the back of the room.

00:28:41.000 Doug's always been one of the best.

00:28:42.000 And he's like, that's him.

00:28:44.000 Like, he's not putting on an act.

00:28:46.000 That's genuinely him 24-7 with his stupid suits on and just thinking everything is hilarious and hanging out with an army of idiots.

00:28:56.000 Like, they fucking dudes that are like him.

00:28:59.000 They're all doing ridiculous shit.

00:29:01.000 Yeah.

00:29:02.000 When I was living there, it was just me and them.

00:29:04.000 I was the only guy that was like, oh, fuck.

00:29:08.000 These guys are all like 50 and 60.

00:29:10.000 Hey, man.

00:29:10.000 My boys.

00:29:11.000 We got to admire it.

00:29:12.000 No doctors.

00:29:13.000 Fuck this.

00:29:14.000 We're riding this thing until the wheels fall off.

00:29:17.000 Bingo was doing good too.

00:29:18.000 That's great.

00:29:19.000 Everything.

00:29:20.000 It was nice to see.

00:29:22.000 Yeah, because when we were doing that End of the World podcast one time, that's when Bingo fell.

00:29:27.000 Oh, it's so scary, man.

00:29:28.000 Hitting your head.

00:29:29.000 It's so scary.

00:29:30.000 Speaking of hitting your head, what do you think is Jake Paul, Anthony Joshua fight?

00:29:33.000 That's tonight.

00:29:34.000 That is tonight.

00:29:35.000 And watch it.

00:29:36.000 Yeah, I'm definitely going to watch it.

00:29:37.000 Where are you watching it?

00:29:38.000 I don't know.

00:29:39.000 We got a lot tonight.

00:29:40.000 We got Alabama, Oklahoma.

00:29:42.000 Oh.

00:29:43.000 College football playoffs.

00:29:44.000 What else we got, J-Mo?

00:29:45.000 Just that?

00:29:46.000 Yeah.

00:29:47.000 All right.

00:29:48.000 That's all great.

00:29:48.000 Oh, yeah.

00:29:49.000 I can't get excited about that.

00:29:52.000 I can't get excited about that while Jake Paul and Anthony Joshua are fighting.

00:29:56.000 I'm very excited about this.

00:29:58.000 If Anthony Joshua doesn't take it easy, this should be.

00:30:01.000 How could he take it easy?

00:30:03.000 The whole world is watching.

00:30:04.000 There's not a chance he's going to make it look like this guy can box with him.

00:30:08.000 Can you imagine if Jake.

00:30:10.000 If he flatlines him?

00:30:11.000 Oh, my God.

00:30:11.000 What if he steps in and just right power bombs him right on the chin and Joshua's legs go out and he goes down?

00:30:20.000 It'd be the saddest.

00:30:21.000 It'd be sad.

00:30:22.000 Not for Jake Paul.

00:30:24.000 That'd be awesome.

00:30:24.000 Of course.

00:30:25.000 Anthony Joshua who's like, who was like going to be the guy?

00:30:25.000 Not for all days.

00:30:25.000 I'm sorry.

00:30:30.000 Destroy some sports books also, apparently.

00:30:32.000 What are those odds?

00:30:34.000 They lose $100 million or something, I think.

00:30:36.000 Yeah.

00:30:37.000 That's where.

00:30:37.000 Yeah, there's a lot of diet on the Jake Paul underdog right now.

00:30:41.000 There's people betting on him?

00:30:43.000 Yeah, because he's got plus $650.

00:30:45.000 You're making six times the money you put in.

00:30:47.000 Yeah, but what are the odds?

00:30:49.000 Really?

00:30:50.000 What are the odds, really?

00:30:51.000 I know that's the odds.

00:30:52.000 I literally said, what are the odds to the odds?

00:30:56.000 But I mean, if you.

00:30:57.000 Look at Vegas.

00:30:58.000 It's like 99% in my eyes that Anthony Joshua either wins a decision or stops him.

00:31:04.000 This is because he is a two-time.

00:31:06.000 It's not saying Jake Paul's not a good boxer.

00:31:08.000 He's a real good boxer.

00:31:09.000 He's like very underrated.

00:31:12.000 But he's a two-time heavyweight world champion.

00:31:15.000 He's like one of the fucking scariest guys in the division.

00:31:18.000 Lightning fast punches.

00:31:19.000 245 fucking pounds.

00:31:22.000 He's huge.

00:31:23.000 He's way bigger.

00:31:25.000 Way more skilled.

00:31:26.000 He's like a foot taller.

00:31:27.000 What's the height difference?

00:31:28.000 I saw him at the weigh-in.

00:31:29.000 I think he's five inches taller, four or five inches taller.

00:31:32.000 But the point is, he's one of the best heavyweight boxers alive.

00:31:35.000 Yeah.

00:31:36.000 And Jake Paul is a guy that is, you know, very impressive for a guy beating up Ben Askren and knocking out Tyron Woodley.

00:31:44.000 Very impressive.

00:31:45.000 There's levels.

00:31:46.000 Knocking out Mike Perry, very impressive.

00:31:48.000 There's levels.

00:31:50.000 This is a crazy jump.

00:31:51.000 That's why I think the only reason the odds are not 40 to 1 is.

00:31:56.000 People suspect shenanigans.

00:31:58.000 Shenanigans.

00:31:59.000 Yeah.

00:32:00.000 They suspect shenanigans.

00:32:02.000 But if they come out and fucking circle each other like pro wrestling and grab the ropes, we're going to be like, no.

00:32:07.000 Yes.

00:32:08.000 You motherfuckers.

00:32:10.000 When Nate fought him, that was great.

00:32:12.000 Well, listen, that's another fight.

00:32:13.000 Look, Nate, no disrespect to Nate, but Nate fought his career at 155 pounds for the most part.

00:32:19.000 A couple fights at 170.

00:32:21.000 You know, a very good boxer for MMA.

00:32:23.000 But Jake Paul had his hands full, and Nate had a bad.

00:32:27.000 These later rounds.

00:32:28.000 Yeah.

00:32:29.000 The late rounds, Nate started.

00:32:31.000 Yeah.

00:32:33.000 Paul's 7-1 underdog had attracted 82% of the bets and 90% of the money that had been wagered on DraftKings on the winner.

00:32:41.000 What?

00:32:43.000 A Paul upset would result in nearly $100 million loss for the sports book.

00:32:49.000 Imagine if Jake Paul just hated DraftKings and they made a deal with Anthony Joshua.

00:32:56.000 It's like, let's bankrupt motherfuckers.

00:32:59.000 Let's bankrupt these motherfuckers. 1.00

00:33:00.000 We're going to bet it all on me.

00:33:02.000 I mean, that's like a Guy Ritchie movie.

00:33:04.000 It is.

00:33:06.000 But that's the other thing, because I saw Anthony, no disrespect to Anthony Joshua, but I saw, what fight was it a year or two ago where he grabbed the mic after and started giving a fucking crazy speech?

00:33:17.000 Oh, I don't remember that.

00:33:19.000 He did?

00:33:20.000 Yeah, he gave a little weird.

00:33:22.000 After he lost, he like, oh, wait, was it Daniel Duke?

00:33:27.000 Oh, Usick?

00:33:28.000 What did he say?

00:33:28.000 Yeah.

00:33:29.000 It was just kind of a weird thing to do after you lose, to grab the mic and talk to the crowd.

00:33:34.000 Well, I think it was in his hometown.

00:33:36.000 Oh, okay.

00:33:37.000 Wasn't it?

00:33:39.000 Wasn't it in London?

00:33:40.000 Definitely wasn't in fucking Usix.

00:33:43.000 No, I'm not making fun of the war.

00:33:46.000 No, like, just saying.

00:33:47.000 Exactly.

00:33:47.000 Who the fuck's going to travel there to see a fight?

00:33:50.000 I think that's probably why.

00:33:53.000 You know, in England, they like a loser who keeps his chin up.

00:33:58.000 Like a guy who loses.

00:34:00.000 That's why I do well.

00:34:01.000 They like a respectable winner who's respectable and shows good sportsmanship and good character after it's over.

00:34:09.000 I could be wrong.

00:34:10.000 I just remember thinking it was odd.

00:34:12.000 It's probably a cultural thing.

00:34:13.000 He left the ring and came back.

00:34:16.000 And then they shook.

00:34:17.000 And then I don't know what he says here, but he grabs the mic.

00:34:19.000 I don't know if it's just shit.

00:34:24.000 Let's give him a round of applause.

00:34:27.000 Oh, man.

00:34:28.000 So that's just emotion.

00:34:30.000 Wait, wait, I'm talking.

00:34:33.000 Sorry.

00:34:34.000 Got a slag on his back.

00:34:35.000 Sorry, though.

00:34:37.000 Look, if you knew my story, you would understand the passion.

00:34:42.000 I ain't no amateur boxer from five years old.

00:34:45.000 That was an elite prospect from my youth, bro.

00:34:48.000 I was going to jail.

00:34:49.000 I see some technical youths in Redding Jail.

00:34:52.000 I got bail and I started training.

00:34:54.000 Because if I got sentenced, I wanted to be able to fight.

00:34:57.000 I bust my case.

00:34:59.000 But cousin Bengo, where's he at?

00:35:01.000 G14, raise your hand.

00:35:03.000 I'm stealing this Usix.

00:35:04.000 I never saw that.

00:35:06.000 He might take a dive, bro.

00:35:08.000 He's a wild motherfucker.

00:35:10.000 Guys, I'm telling you, this guy to be me tonight, maybe I could have done better, but it shows the levels of hard work he must have put in.

00:35:18.000 So please give him a round of applause as our heavyweight champion in the world.

00:35:23.000 It's a little odd.

00:35:25.000 He's still going.

00:35:26.000 I will say this.

00:35:27.000 I don't.

00:35:28.000 You know, you just kind of fight.

00:35:30.000 Right.

00:35:30.000 I used to cry whenever I got in a fight.

00:35:33.000 So I can't judge anyone.

00:35:36.000 I would have given this.

00:35:37.000 Dudes give that speech every time they lose a street fight.

00:35:40.000 Every single time.

00:35:41.000 They stand up.

00:35:42.000 They go, let's get a beer together, dude.

00:35:43.000 This guy's a fucking man.

00:35:45.000 Right, a little bit.

00:35:45.000 You know?

00:35:46.000 Yeah.

00:35:47.000 But it is a little weird.

00:35:50.000 It's definitely weird.

00:35:51.000 But there's some dudes that just, once they get the mic, they just want to start talking.

00:35:55.000 I hear you.

00:35:55.000 You know?

00:35:56.000 There are dudes.

00:35:56.000 Yeah.

00:35:57.000 There's some dudes that I have to interview in the UFC, and the UFC is like, last question, stop.

00:36:02.000 No more questions.

00:36:04.000 Because they got to cut the commercial.

00:36:05.000 I like those, though.

00:36:06.000 Oh, so I like when the guy grabs the mic and just starts screaming.

00:36:10.000 Some of them are great.

00:36:11.000 Some of them are great.

00:36:12.000 Chaos Sundan fucking mastered it.

00:36:14.000 He was the first guy.

00:36:15.000 He was the first guy to figure it out.

00:36:16.000 He was the first guy to figure out how to cut a pro-wrestling type promo inside the cage.

00:36:23.000 Like, Anderson Silva, you absolutely suck.

00:36:27.000 But it's like, what is going on here?

00:36:29.000 He's the greatest of all time.

00:36:31.000 He's so funny.

00:36:32.000 Yeah.

00:36:33.000 Chao was awesome.

00:36:34.000 Who's funnier than him?

00:36:36.000 McGregor was a funny one.

00:36:37.000 McGregor was really funny.

00:36:38.000 McGregor took shit talking to a whole new level.

00:36:41.000 Yes.

00:36:41.000 But I feel like Chao was.

00:36:42.000 But Chale opened the fucking door.

00:36:44.000 Yeah.

00:36:45.000 He's the OG.

00:36:46.000 He's the OG of MMA shit talking for sure.

00:36:49.000 And still the most clever at it.

00:36:51.000 You know, he's very clever.

00:36:53.000 Yeah, the fucking Brazilians thinking a bus was a horse. 1.00

00:36:56.000 He's so fucking.

00:36:57.000 He said he tried to feed it and care.

00:37:00.000 It's a good bit, dude.

00:37:06.000 He's quite a character, man.

00:37:08.000 He's quite a fucking character.

00:37:09.000 Yeah, McGregor's shit talk.

00:37:10.000 Yeah, who the fuck is that guy?

00:37:13.000 His current shit talk's my favorite.

00:37:15.000 Yeah.

00:37:15.000 I love what he's up to.

00:37:17.000 The fucking Iliatatoro.

00:37:20.000 Do you think he's going to fight?

00:37:24.000 He keeps talking about making it to the White House.

00:37:27.000 But I just.

00:37:28.000 I hope he gets to the White House.

00:37:30.000 I'm going to do my best to go to the forest.

00:37:31.000 I hope he does that and that's it.

00:37:33.000 I'm not saying that.

00:37:34.000 And the Michael Chandler one is a good one.

00:37:35.000 That's a smart.

00:37:36.000 That'd be a fun one.

00:37:37.000 It's a marketable one because everybody knows they were supposed to fight years ago and they did the ultimate fighter together.

00:37:43.000 And also, Chandler's still fucking dangerous as shit.

00:37:46.000 He's not washed.

00:37:47.000 He's not in his prime, but he's like 38 or 39 years old now.

00:37:51.000 He'll go wild in that fight.

00:37:52.000 He's a dangerous guy.

00:37:53.000 He's crazy fit, too.

00:37:55.000 And he loves America, dude.

00:37:56.000 Get him in front of the fucking White House.

00:37:59.000 He's going to cry after the fight.

00:38:00.000 Yeah, he'll get knocked.

00:38:01.000 And he will do everything within his power to try to beat Connor.

00:38:05.000 Yeah, I'm going to not say anything bad about Trump until that fight.

00:38:11.000 Then I'm going to go, yo, that fucking bullshit tweet.

00:38:13.000 That sucked.

00:38:14.000 Bro, look what Mamdani called him a fascist and he had him in the Oval Office.

00:38:18.000 Did you see that?

00:38:19.000 True.

00:38:19.000 And he's like, you said Donald Trump.

00:38:22.000 He's like, it's okay.

00:38:23.000 Just say it.

00:38:23.000 Just go ahead.

00:38:24.000 Just say it.

00:38:24.000 Bro.

00:38:25.000 I hate to get on Trump's stuff, but have you seen the plaques?

00:38:25.000 He didn't give it.

00:38:29.000 I heard about it.

00:38:29.000 No.

00:38:32.000 So his plaques under everybody's name?

00:38:34.000 Yeah, he's kind of trashing every other president.

00:38:37.000 And what does he do?

00:38:38.000 It trashes them all.

00:38:41.000 The Clinton one I read, he talks about Andrew Jackson.

00:38:46.000 I saw the Andrew Jackson and Clinton ones.

00:38:48.000 The Clinton one is like, basically, he kind of got lucky with the economy because of the fucking tech boom.

00:38:53.000 Also, then at the end, he's like, and then his wife tried to run against Donald Trump and lost.

00:38:59.000 That's a plaque.

00:39:03.000 Yeah.

00:39:03.000 Cousin Blood Filler lost the presidency.

00:39:07.000 Huh.

00:39:08.000 Does it really say he got lucky?

00:39:10.000 Like, who's writing these things?

00:39:11.000 He's not writing them.

00:39:12.000 Sleepy Joe Nidal.

00:39:14.000 Sleepy Joe Biden.

00:39:15.000 It says that.

00:39:16.000 He's the first president of American history.

00:39:17.000 Oh, my God.

00:39:18.000 He is writing it.

00:39:20.000 Oh, no, no, no.

00:39:21.000 Let me read it from the top.

00:39:22.000 This is so crazy.

00:39:25.000 That this is underneath a photo in the White House is so crazy.

00:39:33.000 Look at this.

00:39:33.000 Sleepy Joe Biden was by far the worst president in American history.

00:39:38.000 This is so crazy.

00:39:40.000 Taking office as a result of the most corrupt election ever seen in the United States, Biden oversaw a series of unprecedented disasters.

00:39:48.000 What's the matter, Jamie?

00:39:49.000 Elections capitalize?

00:39:50.000 Yeah, it is weird.

00:39:50.000 Weird.

00:39:52.000 Unprecedented disasters that brought our nation to the brink of destruction.

00:39:56.000 His policies caused the highest inflation ever recorded, leading the U.S. dollar to lose more than 20% of its value in four years.

00:40:04.000 His green news scam surrendered American energy dominance, and by abolishing the southern border, Biden let 21 million people from all over the world poor in the United States, including from prisons, jails, mental institutions, and insane asylums. 0.87

00:40:22.000 Isn't that like he said two things that are the same thing for both of them?

00:40:26.000 Jails, prisons, institutions insane asylums.

00:40:30.000 His Afghanistan disaster was amongst the most humiliating events in American history and resulted in the murder of 13 brave American service members, which many other gravely wounded.

00:40:43.000 Seeing with many others gravely mooned, what's wrong with me?

00:40:47.000 Seeing Biden's devastating weakness, Russia invaded Ukraine and Hamas terrorists launched their heinous October 7th attack on Israel.

00:40:55.000 This is crazy.

00:40:57.000 Nicknamed both sleepy and crooked by you.

00:41:03.000 Nicknamed.

00:41:04.000 Like the whole public got together.

00:41:05.000 I got a name for this guy.

00:41:07.000 Was dominated by his radical left handlers.

00:41:11.000 Look how radical left is in caps, too.

00:41:13.000 They and their allies in the fake news media attempted to cover up his severe mental decline and unprecedented use of autopen.

00:41:25.000 This is so crazy.

00:41:26.000 You shouldn't be allowed to do this.

00:41:29.000 Right?

00:41:29.000 It should be like historians say this guy was president from Bapa Bay.

00:41:34.000 What's the point of it?

00:41:35.000 Does it say Donald Trump saved America?

00:41:38.000 Despite all, President Trump would get re-elected in a landslide and save America in all caps.

00:41:45.000 That's a plaque in the White House.

00:41:47.000 He's not beating the dictator charges.

00:41:50.000 This is like an African dictatorship. 1.00

00:41:52.000 This is crazy.

00:41:54.000 I think they're changing the name of the Kennedy Center to the Trump Kennedy Center.

00:41:57.000 Oh, boy.

00:42:02.000 Somebody needs to tell him, like, hey, this is not good.

00:42:08.000 You can't do that.

00:42:10.000 Because then other people could do that, too.

00:42:12.000 And then the White House stops being the White House and it becomes whoever is in its house where he could just go crazy and say everybody else is a crook.

00:42:20.000 I don't think anyone's going to do what he's doing.

00:42:23.000 I don't think there's.

00:42:24.000 I mean, look, I hope not, but it opens up.

00:42:26.000 The problem is it opens up the door for someone on the left to do their version of it.

00:42:31.000 Who's going to be the Democrat?

00:42:33.000 Who's next?

00:42:34.000 Fucking Gavin Newsome?

00:42:36.000 He's not going to fucking put up a plaque.

00:42:37.000 Of course he would.

00:42:38.000 He copies everything that Trump does.

00:42:39.000 He even tries to talk like Trump on Twitter.

00:42:41.000 You don't think that he would put up plaques that talk about how corrupt Trump was and about how terrible and he was quoted as lying over 5,000 times by Washington Post.

00:42:51.000 Yeah, but he doesn't have to put up a plaque.

00:42:53.000 That'll just be everywhere.

00:42:55.000 I mean, but he could put that under his photo, though.

00:42:58.000 Like, that's never been a thing that people did before.

00:43:00.000 For sure.

00:43:01.000 Right?

00:43:02.000 I mean, I'm guessing.

00:43:03.000 What was it before?

00:43:05.000 You hear he added that Ronald Reagan was a fan of President Trump's long before his historic run for the White House?

00:43:12.000 Oh, that's so disturbing.

00:43:19.000 That's such crazy.

00:43:21.000 Fucking lackey put that shit up and was like, do you like this?

00:43:25.000 Of course he's going to fucking like it.

00:43:26.000 Bro, he wrote it.

00:43:27.000 What are you talking about?

00:43:28.000 You don't think he wrote it?

00:43:29.000 You think a lackey wrote it?

00:43:32.000 I don't fuck if I know.

00:43:33.000 I don't know what's going on.

00:43:35.000 Whoever's writing his tweets wrote that.

00:43:37.000 Yeah.

00:43:38.000 Same shit.

00:43:39.000 He's got to be writing his tweets.

00:43:41.000 I think they made a video of it, right?

00:43:43.000 Yeah.

00:43:44.000 So the video is like he says things and someone types it out for him.

00:43:48.000 He fucked up on Twitter this week.

00:43:51.000 What, with the Rob Reiner thing?

00:43:52.000 That's crazy.

00:43:52.000 Yeah.

00:43:54.000 It's all crazy.

00:43:55.000 Like, so if he didn't do the Rob Reiner thing and then put up those plaques, I'd be like, yeah, that's funny.

00:44:00.000 But then the Rob Reiner thing, you're like, god damn it, dude.

00:44:03.000 Well, the plaques are crazy.

00:44:04.000 The plaques are crazy.

00:44:06.000 The plaques are crazy.

00:44:07.000 It's like you're the White House is supposed to be where each new president, the new guy comes in, you won the new election.

00:44:18.000 Congratulations.

00:44:19.000 Let me show you around.

00:44:20.000 This is what it's like.

00:44:22.000 These are all the photos.

00:44:23.000 What's funny?

00:44:24.000 Another good one.

00:44:26.000 I think this is the tint.

00:44:27.000 Look at the, I think that's the photo for Joe Biden.

00:44:29.000 It's an auto-pen?

00:44:30.000 Yeah.

00:44:32.000 Okay.

00:44:34.000 That's so crazy.

00:44:36.000 That's so crazy.

00:44:37.000 But again, it's still funny.

00:44:39.000 When he does crazy shit, when he does crazy shit and it's funny, I like it.

00:44:43.000 But the Rob Reiner thing is not funny, right?

00:44:43.000 Right.

00:44:48.000 And that's like the same thing.

00:44:49.000 Yeah.

00:44:50.000 It's the same kind of thinking.

00:44:51.000 And when you see it with no empathy, that's when it's hard to like.

00:44:55.000 Yeah.

00:44:56.000 I wish he could apologize.

00:44:58.000 I know you can, but he won't.

00:45:00.000 Listen, there's no justification for what he did that makes any sense in a compassionate society.

00:45:05.000 It's no different than people that were celebrating when Charlie Kirk got shot.

00:45:08.000 That's what it is.

00:45:09.000 Yeah, that's the thing that bothers me.

00:45:10.000 Same kind of thing.

00:45:10.000 Bro, it'd be like if Obama tweeted rest in piss.

00:45:14.000 Imagine.

00:45:15.000 Oh my God.

00:45:16.000 Imagine.

00:45:16.000 Imagine if Obama tweeted something about someone after they died in this way, that this person was a deranged, that person had hated Obama, and he wrote Obama like all caps.

00:45:31.000 Imagine if Obama talked about Trump.

00:45:33.000 Do you imagine if Obama talks like Trump?

00:45:35.000 He hated Obama.

00:45:38.000 That was his thing.

00:45:39.000 He talks about himself in third person.

00:45:41.000 That would be crazy.

00:45:44.000 It just shows you how crazy it is the way Trump thinks and talks.

00:45:48.000 It's just like the guy got sliced up by his kid.

00:45:53.000 You know, anybody that doesn't see that and go, fuck, man.

00:45:58.000 Yeah, it's the worst.

00:45:59.000 Also, the kid's claiming not guilty right now.

00:46:02.000 Oh, Carl.

00:46:03.000 Okay.

00:46:04.000 By reason of what?

00:46:04.000 I like it.

00:46:05.000 I like the movie.

00:46:06.000 Oh, boy.

00:46:09.000 It's so dark, man.

00:46:11.000 Yeah, it's really fucking horrendous.

00:46:12.000 But on the other side of it, the Rob Reiner thing was crazy because Rob Reiner made it a mission to try to get Trump out of office and to try to get Trump arrested.

00:46:24.000 And there's this really weird video where he's sitting there with John Brennan and James Clapper, these two top dog spooks.

00:46:35.000 And they're talking about how this is unacceptable that Trump is president.

00:46:39.000 I'm like, this is a crazy thing to, and like high production value.

00:46:44.000 So it's like all filmed together.

00:46:45.000 They're coming up with reasons why they have to remove Trump from office.

00:46:50.000 Maybe they knew something.

00:46:51.000 All that sucked.

00:46:53.000 I think that sucked.

00:46:54.000 But then, dude, you get murdered next to your wife by your son.

00:46:57.000 Horrible.

00:46:58.000 That's like the worst thing possible.

00:47:00.000 The worst thing.

00:47:02.000 The president.

00:47:03.000 Right.

00:47:04.000 It's a crazy thing to put out.

00:47:06.000 By the time this episode comes out, we'll have moved on.

00:47:08.000 Yeah, but it seems like, you know, it seems like whenever something like that happens, where someone is happy that someone died, so many people just, you feel so disappointed.

00:47:24.000 You know, you just feel like it's so disappointing.

00:47:27.000 Yeah.

00:47:28.000 It's like, why, why, if you say that privately, that's one thing, which is also crazy.

00:47:34.000 Yeah.

00:47:34.000 But it's so disappointing.

00:47:36.000 I mean, someone would have to be the worst person ever.

00:47:38.000 And then you're like, you know what?

00:47:39.000 Fuck that guy.

00:47:41.000 But Jesus.

00:47:44.000 Yeah.

00:47:45.000 And the way it happened, too.

00:47:46.000 Like, yo.

00:47:49.000 The way it happened makes it makes it 10 times worse.

00:47:52.000 Oh, God.

00:47:53.000 And you know, he died.

00:47:54.000 He died in like a funny way.

00:47:56.000 Right.

00:48:00.000 Right, right, right.

00:48:00.000 You know?

00:48:01.000 Then it would be if he was like, I'm going to fucking parachute out of a plane.

00:48:06.000 Right.

00:48:07.000 Something stupid.

00:48:07.000 There you go.

00:48:08.000 Oh, he's bungee jumping.

00:48:10.000 He lied about his weight.

00:48:11.000 But then the worst possible way to die.

00:48:14.000 The worst possible way to die.

00:48:16.000 I mean, and he did, before all the political shit, he did rule.

00:48:20.000 Oh, he had amazing movies.

00:48:21.000 He fucking ruled.

00:48:22.000 Guy made amazing movies.

00:48:23.000 He ruled.

00:48:24.000 I mean, let's bring up Rob Reiner's filmography.

00:48:29.000 How many great.

00:48:29.000 He wanted to come on the podcast and talk about JFK.

00:48:33.000 That would have been sick.

00:48:34.000 Yeah.

00:48:38.000 I don't know why that never happened.

00:48:41.000 What films did he do?

00:48:43.000 I don't think Spinal Tap might have been the first one, but Spinal Bride, Stand By Me, okay.

00:48:43.000 Start off with.

00:48:49.000 Stand by Me and Princess Bride, two of the greatest.

00:48:51.000 A few good men?

00:48:52.000 Wait, he made a few good men?

00:48:54.000 Bro, Misery?

00:48:55.000 He did Misery?

00:48:56.000 Fucking amazing movie.

00:48:58.000 Let me.

00:48:59.000 Was he a producer on a few good men?

00:49:02.000 We went to one because he did a lot of stuff too.

00:49:02.000 Directors.

00:49:04.000 He's been in movies, directed them.

00:49:09.000 So here you go, like writer, predictor, or sorry, producer, writer, director, different and all.

00:49:14.000 He did direct a few good men.

00:49:15.000 Man, yeah.

00:49:16.000 Yeah, dude.

00:49:17.000 He made some bangers.

00:49:18.000 When Harry met Sally, he was a dad move of Wall Street.

00:49:23.000 He was hilarious in that.

00:49:24.000 Oh, yeah, that's right.

00:49:26.000 I forgot about that.

00:49:29.000 Spinal Tap was supposed to come out.

00:49:30.000 I think I read they put that on fold right now.

00:49:34.000 Yeah, horrendous.

00:49:36.000 That's like.

00:49:38.000 Don't put anything out.

00:49:39.000 There's certainly take his fucking phone.

00:49:41.000 Yeah.

00:49:42.000 There's certain things the administration does that I'm just like, damn, you can't defend it.

00:49:47.000 Like the, like, the, I don't think it's the administration necessarily, but they've definitely allowed it to happen where like fucking ICE is making funny videos about deporting people.

00:49:56.000 Yeah.

00:49:57.000 And then like, like shit like this, it's like, damn, dude.

00:49:59.000 That's fucking terrible.

00:50:00.000 They use Theo.

00:50:01.000 Yeah.

00:50:02.000 They use Theo and a totally unrelated clip that like some lady said, my friend has to leave the country.

00:50:11.000 Will you make a video?

00:50:12.000 I heard you got deported.

00:50:14.000 I mean, I knew that video existed before.

00:50:15.000 Yeah.

00:50:16.000 I'm the one editing the DHS.

00:50:19.000 It's just Theo being funny.

00:50:21.000 And they use that in this ICE thing, and Theo's like, whoa.

00:50:25.000 And he had a really good response, too.

00:50:27.000 He got them to take it down.

00:50:28.000 But his response, see if you can find it.

00:50:32.000 Something that his opinions on immigration are much more nuanced.

00:50:37.000 I mean, that's the truth, though.

00:50:38.000 It's like, yeah, sure.

00:50:39.000 Illegal immigration's, we should fix that. 1.00

00:50:42.000 Yeah.

00:50:43.000 Don't fucking make it funny.

00:50:45.000 It's a serious thing.

00:50:46.000 It's a serious thing you're doing.

00:50:47.000 Why would you make it funny at all?

00:50:47.000 Yeah.

00:50:49.000 Yeah.

00:50:49.000 Like, is the thought like that that'll make it popular on TikTok and it'll spread that way?

00:50:54.000 Is that the thought?

00:50:55.000 That it'll be a video will get people to want to sign up.

00:50:58.000 I think a lot of those people are obviously just weird fucking psychos that are in that world.

00:51:03.000 I don't know.

00:51:04.000 I heard something that I don't know if it's true.

00:51:09.000 It was about the Brown shooting, the Brown University shooting.

00:51:14.000 And it's people claiming that the security cameras had been disabled.

00:51:23.000 Yes.

00:51:23.000 I was trying to get Theo's tweet.

00:51:25.000 Here's just the quote of what it said.

00:51:27.000 Oh, he says, DHS, I didn't approve to be used in this.

00:51:31.000 I know you know my address, so send a check.

00:51:33.000 And please take this down, and please keep me out of your banger deportation videos. Vaughn said on his ex-account.

00:51:40.000 When it comes to immigration, my thoughts and heart are a lot more nuanced than this video allows.

00:51:45.000 Bye, Vaughn added.

00:51:47.000 Perfect response.

00:51:48.000 Calling them banger videos is hilarious. 1.00

00:51:50.000 Yeah, they're ridiculous.

00:51:51.000 Yeah, they suck.

00:51:52.000 It's like, why are you doing that?

00:51:52.000 They suck.

00:51:54.000 I thought you're trying to get rid of like the worst people in the world.

00:51:56.000 You're not trying to be entertaining.

00:51:58.000 Like, the job is to get rid of the worst people in the world.

00:52:01.000 Like, but that's what we're, you know, that's what we wanted.

00:52:05.000 We wanted them to get rid of cartel members and terrorists, the worst people in the world.

00:52:08.000 That's who we were hoping for.

00:52:10.000 Yeah.

00:52:10.000 But then it's like, anybody.

00:52:13.000 I bet they have quotas.

00:52:15.000 I bet they're told they do.

00:52:17.000 Without a doubt.

00:52:18.000 Whenever you give a quota to enforcing a law, you get into weird territory.

00:52:25.000 That's when cops pull people over for bullshit. 0.99

00:52:27.000 Yeah.

00:52:27.000 That's how most of my buddies got DUIs.

00:52:30.000 Cops needed quite friends.

00:52:32.000 They just took a chance.

00:52:34.000 Me and Jamie were just talking about that.

00:52:35.000 How just our hometown.

00:52:37.000 Just miss it.

00:52:39.000 I was built.

00:52:39.000 Yeah.

00:52:40.000 That's what I was built for.

00:52:41.000 Hometowns.

00:52:42.000 Nine to five and then go to a bar.

00:52:45.000 That's what you built for us?

00:52:46.000 Did you miss those days?

00:52:47.000 I miss it a lot.

00:52:49.000 Really?

00:52:49.000 I miss going to the bar.

00:52:51.000 Just sitting there hanging out.

00:52:51.000 Just for fun.

00:52:53.000 We could have beat Lancaster Catholic.

00:52:53.000 We had.

00:52:55.000 That was fucking crazy.

00:52:56.000 We lost that fucking.

00:52:57.000 That's what I'm going to talk about when I get home for Christmas.

00:53:00.000 That's funny.

00:53:00.000 Yeah.

00:53:01.000 And you look forward to that?

00:53:02.000 I do.

00:53:04.000 Shit rules. 0.79

00:53:05.000 High school buddies, they all have families now.

00:53:08.000 Yeah.

00:53:09.000 It's nice, especially when your friends get families, it's nice to go out with them.

00:53:14.000 When you see them get that one night off, you go, oh, this guy's about to fucking black out.

00:53:19.000 This is going to be crazy.

00:53:23.000 I have friends come to shows and just fall apart.

00:53:25.000 That's hilarious.

00:53:27.000 That's so funny.

00:53:28.000 Yeah, no, sorry about the derailing it from that actual conversation.

00:53:32.000 No, it's okay.

00:53:33.000 I don't even remember what we were talking about.

00:53:34.000 Security cameras.

00:53:34.000 What are you talking about?

00:53:35.000 Oh, the Brown University thing.

00:53:38.000 Now, why did they have the security cameras?

00:53:41.000 Why were they disabled? 1.00

00:53:42.000 Because I don't even want to say what I read.

00:53:44.000 The thing online was saying, yeah, it was ICE.

00:53:46.000 Yeah.

00:53:47.000 That it was because they wanted to stop ICE from using the feed to locate illegals that are working on the campus, maybe, or maybe citizens that are, or students rather.

00:53:58.000 Yeah.

00:54:00.000 Because they've done some wild chant.

00:54:01.000 Like they did.

00:54:02.000 I don't know if they wind up deporting that lady, but they were trying to deport that lady because she was a student and she wrote an essay that was critical of Israel.

00:54:11.000 Yeah.

00:54:12.000 Yeah.

00:54:17.000 And they want to know how a school with a $9 billion endowment does not have cameras on one of the older buildings at the edge of the campus where this happened.

00:54:28.000 Not even in the front door.

00:54:31.000 Who's coming and going?

00:54:32.000 Now they asked this question knowing that the shooter may have done whatever he wanted, but the cameras A would have deterred or B captured a better look at them and we wouldn't be here today five days out.

00:54:45.000 I want you to explain that because there's a lot of parents who are wondering where are you investing your money.

00:54:50.000 Yeah, I appreciate that question and I want to reiterate as our president did that supporting our students and communicating to the parents, to our community about our support is of utmost importance.

00:55:02.000 We have 1,200 cameras located throughout the campus.

00:55:06.000 We don't publish the locations of the cameras.

00:55:08.000 That would give a map to somebody to evade detection on the cameras.

00:55:13.000 So that would be counterproductive to do that.

00:55:15.000 There are cameras in this building.

00:55:16.000 And as I answered the previous question, we have turned over all evidence that we are holding it brown to law enforcement and are cooperating fully with them.

00:55:25.000 So you're saying that there's a camera music, there's cameras in the building.

00:55:28.000 I was told yesterday there wasn't cameras in the building.

00:55:30.000 The attorney general said, old building.

00:55:32.000 Come on camera right now, you fucker.

00:55:35.000 I believe he said that there were two different phases of the building that might have two different levels of technology.

00:55:41.000 Again, all video imagery has been turned over to law enforcement.

00:55:45.000 For me, I think this was good.

00:55:45.000 That doesn't make sense.

00:55:48.000 Okay, this is contradictory to what I read.

00:55:50.000 What I read was that somebody had disabled them.

00:55:55.000 So he was saying there is cameras, and they turned over all footage.

00:55:58.000 There's got to be cameras.

00:56:00.000 But the thing is, like, when you hear a story, like, they disabled it for ICE, like, is that story total bullshit?

00:56:04.000 And is that story designed to get people to tweet that out so that other people start believing it?

00:56:10.000 For sure.

00:56:12.000 They were naming the fucking shooter.

00:56:14.000 I thought, did you see that?

00:56:16.000 Yeah, how did you get it?

00:56:17.000 No, before they got the Portuguese guy.

00:56:20.000 They were naming a different name?

00:56:20.000 Oh, really?

00:56:22.000 Yeah.

00:56:24.000 Oh, no.

00:56:25.000 Yeah.

00:56:25.000 Who's the different guy?

00:56:26.000 I was going, this motherfucker, how dare you?

00:56:26.000 I was all over it.

00:56:29.000 Who was the different guy?

00:56:30.000 It was a kid that was in protests and shit, like a Gaza kid. 1.00

00:56:37.000 So they instantly named him and, yeah, whatever.

00:56:40.000 So he's going to get paid.

00:56:42.000 He should.

00:56:43.000 Oh, yeah.

00:56:43.000 He should.

00:56:44.000 Remember the Atlanta one where the guy ruined his life and they said he was a bomber?

00:56:49.000 It was just a security guy.

00:56:50.000 Oh, yeah.

00:56:51.000 Remember that guy?

00:56:51.000 Yeah, the movie.

00:56:52.000 Yeah.

00:56:54.000 Fuck is his name?

00:56:55.000 I forget his name, too.

00:56:56.000 But I remember the real story.

00:56:58.000 Paul Walter Hauser plays him in.

00:57:01.000 I hope I'm getting that name right.

00:57:02.000 I know that guy.

00:57:03.000 He's the man.

00:57:05.000 Richard Jewell.

00:57:06.000 Richard Jewell.

00:57:07.000 I was there that day.

00:57:08.000 You were in Atlanta?

00:57:09.000 Yeah, I was there.

00:57:10.000 That's a crowd.

00:57:12.000 That's crazy.

00:57:14.000 What?

00:57:14.000 Yeah, when we were headed home.

00:57:16.000 The only reason we weren't there when it went off was because we couldn't get scalp tickets to watch the Dream Team play.

00:57:20.000 The guy that we were trying to buy him from ripped him up in front of my dad and just threw him in the fucking sewer.

00:57:24.000 Yo, who does that? 1.00

00:57:24.000 We're like, what? 1.00

00:57:26.000 You are.

00:57:27.000 You are Ohio trash.

00:57:28.000 You went to the Olympics to scalp Dream Team.

00:57:30.000 No, we went to other stuff, but we didn't have tickets to that game.

00:57:33.000 So we were like, let's find tickets to the game.

00:57:35.000 What else did you see?

00:57:36.000 Like a volleyball game and a baseball game.

00:57:39.000 Richard Jewell, right?

00:57:40.000 Yeah, Richard Jewell.

00:57:41.000 I just sent you this thing.

00:57:43.000 Yeah, I found a thing on Twitter about it.

00:57:44.000 It says there's an open letter in August that anti-ICE protesters wanted the cameras disabled, but I didn't see that it actually happened.

00:57:54.000 I'll find your message.

00:57:56.000 Bro.

00:57:58.000 It's all weird.

00:58:01.000 I've kind of checked out.

00:58:03.000 Let me hear this.

00:58:06.000 Human rights group.

00:58:07.000 Yeah, it's so.

00:58:09.000 Human rights group to you university administrators dismantle surveillance to defend free speech now.

00:58:15.000 I don't know if they did it.

00:58:15.000 Huh?

00:58:16.000 What does that mean?

00:58:32.000 It comes out from your detectives.

00:58:33.000 They're a friend of mine.

00:58:34.000 They're angry at this investigation.

00:58:36.000 If these people in Brown University put the camera off, they can identify that person.

00:58:41.000 You imagine how the family want to go through?

00:58:43.000 Tell the truth to the media here.

00:58:46.000 You guys are putting cameras off.

00:58:48.000 We heard from the Brown Police Chief.

00:58:52.000 Isn't that where that girl got taken for writing the letter right when this all started?

00:58:57.000 Wasn't she a Brown student or something?

00:58:59.000 I thought it was Columbia.

00:59:00.000 I don't remember, though.

00:59:02.000 I don't remember, though.

00:59:03.000 See if you could find that story because that story is also fucking crazy. 0.60

00:59:07.000 Like, you're deporting a student for having an opinion about a world war.

00:59:12.000 It's a war that's happening, right?

00:59:13.000 At least from one side of it.

00:59:16.000 Like, having an opinion is a problem that gets you ejected from the country?

00:59:20.000 Like, especially you're at a university, which is supposed to be a place where ideas get challenged.

00:59:25.000 Yeah.

00:59:27.000 Yeah, it turns out both sides are totally hypocritical and do exactly what the other side did.

00:59:34.000 It's interesting because we're getting to see it more clearly than we've ever seen it before, right?

00:59:43.000 Yeah.

00:59:44.000 It seems like it.

00:59:46.000 It was Tufts University.

00:59:47.000 Tufts.

00:59:49.000 Arrested and detained by ICE agents in Somerville, Massachusetts.

00:59:55.000 What did she say?

00:59:56.000 She wrote up something in the newspaper, I think.

00:59:58.000 Like the school newspaper.

00:59:59.000 Right.

01:00:01.000 But what was it?

01:00:02.000 Let's see if we could read it.

01:00:06.000 I wonder what got her deported. 0.88

01:00:11.000 What were the words?

01:00:12.000 Criticizing leadership.

01:00:13.000 She criticized Tufts' leadership response to the Tufts Community Union Senate passing several resolutions concerning human rights violations in Gaza months after the op-ed was written and just weeks before she was detained.

01:00:25.000 The website Canary Mission published a profile on Ms. I don't know how to say her name Oz Turk, including her photograph claiming she engaged in anti-Israel activism.

01:00:36.000 Its sole support for the contention was a link in screenshots of her op-ed.

01:00:41.000 When asked about her case, Secretary of State Marco Rubio confirmed revoking her visa, adding, we gave you a visa to come and study and get a degree, not to become a social activist that tears up our university campuses. 0.89

01:00:54.000 Shut up, Marco.

01:00:55.000 So she was asking, please.

01:00:58.000 So she was asking, she was criticizing Tufts' leadership's response to the Tufts Community Union Senate passing several resolutions.

01:01:08.000 So she must be a part of the Tufts Community Union Senate, or someone is.

01:01:13.000 So they passed several resolutions concerning human rights violations.

01:01:18.000 So like, what is like, what was she?

01:01:21.000 I want to know what she actually said.

01:01:24.000 You know what I mean?

01:01:25.000 I mean, we're getting a synopsis of what her actual op-ed was.

01:01:31.000 I can find the op-ed.

01:01:32.000 See if we can find it.

01:01:33.000 It's just interesting.

01:01:34.000 Because what can get you kicked out of a country that is the most pro-free speech country on planet Earth?

01:01:40.000 Like, what gets you kicked out?

01:01:42.000 Is it really?

01:01:43.000 Free speech.

01:01:44.000 Right.

01:01:45.000 But is it only that one?

01:01:46.000 Is it only that one?

01:01:47.000 Like, what if you had an opinion on Ukraine and Russia?

01:01:50.000 Would that get you kicked out?

01:01:52.000 I doubt it.

01:01:53.000 That's weird, right?

01:01:54.000 Certainly is.

01:01:55.000 It's a little bit more.

01:01:55.000 That's kind of weird.

01:01:58.000 You notice?

01:01:58.000 Give me two more beers.

01:02:00.000 I'll let you know.

01:02:01.000 I'll let you know my algorithm's been cheating me.

01:02:05.000 It's kind of crazy because, you know, unless someone is outright calling for violence or revolution or to ignore the laws or ignore the rules, if they're just having an opinion on a gigantic international conflict, that seems crazy to want to kick him out of the country.

01:02:28.000 Unless there's something more that I don't know.

01:02:30.000 Yeah, maybe she must have said something you would think pretty crazy.

01:02:34.000 But I bet you she didn't.

01:02:36.000 Yeah, she might have.

01:02:37.000 We'll see.

01:02:40.000 I bet it was a wild-ass statement.

01:02:43.000 Oh, this is so long.

01:02:46.000 Try again, President Kumar, renewing calls for Tufts to adopt March 4th TCU Senate resolutions.

01:02:56.000 University's response is wholly inadequate and dismissive of the Senate, the collective voice of the student body.

01:03:04.000 First of all, why would Tufts be doing anything about what's happening in Gaza?

01:03:11.000 And what could they really do?

01:03:13.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:03:14.000 Yeah, but if, yeah.

01:03:16.000 Like, what could they really do?

01:03:19.000 I don't know.

01:03:20.000 They might stop it.

01:03:22.000 Investments and divesting from companies and direct and direct ties to Israel is what they were talking about.

01:03:27.000 Right.

01:03:28.000 But the problem is, aren't those companies, Israel's not a communist dictatorship.

01:03:32.000 So those companies that you're not going to invest in, they're just citizens of Israel. 0.77

01:03:36.000 Like you're citizens of America.

01:03:38.000 You know what I mean?

01:03:39.000 It's like there's a lot of people that were protesting that in Yahoo before October 7th.

01:03:43.000 It's like not everybody agrees with everybody.

01:03:45.000 It's not like Israel's a monoculture that only has like one thing that they think.

01:03:50.000 There's a lot of people over there that don't like their government.

01:03:54.000 So like to ban their business and not use their business.

01:04:00.000 Fuck if I know.

01:04:01.000 I don't know.

01:04:02.000 It puts pressure on them to vote differently, I guess.

01:04:02.000 What does that do?

01:04:05.000 Yeah.

01:04:06.000 Yeah, where'd she, where was she from?

01:04:09.000 But again, isn't that just an opinion?

01:04:13.000 It's an opinion.

01:04:14.000 It didn't even, I don't think she even said anything that wild in there.

01:04:17.000 No.

01:04:17.000 Is that what the fuck she got kicked out for?

01:04:19.000 There's probably a lot more to it, but just one of three or four authors of this paper, even.

01:04:23.000 That's one of those things where you got to be able to talk about shit like that.

01:04:27.000 And if you can talk about shit like that, if you're from Ohio and they're not going to send you out of the country somewhere, you know what I'm saying?

01:04:36.000 Why can't you talk about it if you're from another country?

01:04:39.000 I feel like once you are in America legally, shouldn't we treat you like a fucking American? 0.97

01:04:47.000 Other than, you know.

01:04:48.000 Yeah.

01:04:48.000 Certainly.

01:04:49.000 Other than you being able to vote yet.

01:04:51.000 But once you're here legally, we've agreed.

01:04:54.000 A lot of places.

01:04:54.000 They can.

01:04:55.000 Turns out they can.

01:04:58.000 It turns out a ton of votes.

01:04:59.000 It's not zero.

01:05:00.000 It's not zero.

01:05:01.000 Anybody who says it's zero is fucking lying.

01:05:03.000 Did you see that most recent thing about the Georgia elections?

01:05:08.000 Oh, it's kind of crazy.

01:05:08.000 No.

01:05:11.000 I told you, I checked out, dude.

01:05:12.000 I'm watching Fighter Jet highlight videos on my phone.

01:05:14.000 You're better off that way.

01:05:15.000 You're better off checking out.

01:05:16.000 I'm waiting for the college football playoffs.

01:05:18.000 Yeah.

01:05:18.000 Patiently.

01:05:20.000 They found a ton of, well, I don't want to put it.

01:05:26.000 Let me pause for a second when I find this.

01:05:28.000 I got the tweet.

01:05:29.000 You got it?

01:05:29.000 Yeah, but I think it's a – I don't think it – I don't know either.

01:05:33.000 I'm not paying attention to this.

01:05:35.000 It's found votes is what I'm talking about.

01:05:37.000 Well, they were saying that 315,000 early votes lacked the poll workers' signatures.

01:05:44.000 We don't dispute the allegation.

01:05:46.000 Right.

01:05:47.000 So if that's true, they admit that 315,000 votes lacked poll workers' signatures and they were counted in 2020.

01:05:56.000 I don't think that's legal.

01:05:59.000 Let's put that into perplexity.

01:06:01.000 Is that legal?

01:06:03.000 Like, if that's true, is that legal?

01:06:05.000 And should those votes have counted?

01:06:07.000 Because here's where it gets crazy.

01:06:08.000 Trump lost to Biden in Georgia by I think it was 11,000 votes.

01:06:15.000 Yeah, I read, though, that they'd already done a hand count of these votes since because this has been disputed for the last five years.

01:06:22.000 So what does that mean?

01:06:23.000 They did a hand count of the votes.

01:06:25.000 The thing is, it doesn't have the poll signature, right?

01:06:28.000 I'm just saying that's separate from the poll signature.

01:06:30.000 I don't even know what that means.

01:06:30.000 Right, but what the accusation, at least, is that 315,000 lacked.

01:06:37.000 So put the tweet up again so we can read the accusation.

01:06:41.000 It says 315,000 early votes that lack poll workers' signatures.

01:06:49.000 So a poll worker is supposed to sign every one of them, right?

01:06:54.000 I was trying to read into what this means.

01:06:56.000 There's something like each day when they use the machine, they have to zero out the machine to make sure it's starting at zero.

01:07:03.000 And then at the end of the day, you got to sign off on what it says.

01:07:06.000 Someone counted them or something like that.

01:07:08.000 And they don't have evidence because there wasn't anything being signed that this even started at zero.

01:07:13.000 They could have had their sample tally still on there from their practicing the machines to make sure they counted right.

01:07:18.000 There's a lot of discrepancies on what that could have meant.

01:07:21.000 I think it's a chain of custody issue.

01:07:25.000 I don't know, again, what that means specifically to this particular issue.

01:07:29.000 So it could mean many things.

01:07:31.000 And one of the things that it could mean is that 315,000 early votes were bullshit.

01:07:36.000 They also don't know who voted for who in those 315,000 votes.

01:07:40.000 Right.

01:07:41.000 To bad if we tallied those up.

01:07:44.000 That's right.

01:07:45.000 I think I was reading into these two.

01:07:46.000 Some people are like, this is nonsense because they've already gone back and counted them all, but people are fighting with those people in it.

01:07:53.000 The problem is when you asked Trump about it, like when I had him on the podcast, I'm like, you think they stole the 2020 election?

01:07:58.000 Like, tell me what's the evidence.

01:08:01.000 He didn't.

01:08:02.000 Well, he might not have remembered.

01:08:05.000 He might have just said, tell me what they did and had somebody work on it.

01:08:09.000 And then they told him.

01:08:10.000 And then he starts talking about it, but he didn't really go in depth about it.

01:08:13.000 I don't know.

01:08:14.000 But he didn't have a satisfactory answer.

01:08:17.000 No, he didn't.

01:08:17.000 I was hoping he did.

01:08:18.000 I was hoping he did, too.

01:08:21.000 I was hoping he would have said they stole it through propaganda and shit.

01:08:26.000 Or what happened in those years.

01:08:29.000 Certainly.

01:08:30.000 And instead it was just down to voter fraud and like.

01:08:35.000 Which I'm sure there was some, but it was like you could have had an argument with what happened in 2020 and leading up to it.

01:08:35.000 Yeah.

01:08:42.000 Yeah.

01:08:43.000 You could definitely have a thing where you see with the FBI and the Twitter files and all that shit with the Hunter Biden laptop story.

01:08:50.000 He didn't even bring that up.

01:08:51.000 Yeah, I should have brought that up.

01:08:54.000 Georgia officials and complaints agree that failing to obtain required poll worker signatures on the tabulator tapes for roughly 315,000 early vote ballots in Fulton County was a violation of Georgia election procedure law, i.e. it was not done in compliance with the statute.

01:09:11.000 That does not automatically mean individual voters did anything wrong or that their ballots are criminally illegal, but it does mean the county certification process for those votes did not follow the state legal requirements.

01:09:26.000 So those are not supposed to have been counted.

01:09:29.000 Is that what they're saying?

01:09:30.000 Because it didn't follow the requirements?

01:09:35.000 That's what they're saying.

01:09:37.000 So it's a scroll back up again so I can hear.

01:09:39.000 So it says poll workers must also print and sign zero tapes at the start of voting to show machines begin at zero, and these signed tapes serve as the official certification that reported totals from the scanner are authentic.

01:09:54.000 That's what they require.

01:09:56.000 So they require people to do that.

01:09:57.000 So maybe someone didn't do that, what they were required.

01:10:02.000 That's a possibility.

01:10:03.000 I think 36 did.

01:10:06.000 36 of 37 advanced voting precincts in Fulton County had failed to sign the tabulation tapes, including that the county violated official election record document processes required by statute.

01:10:21.000 The ones the voting precincts put this in that failed to sign the tabulation tapes, were they predominantly Republican or Democrat?

01:10:34.000 Just Google Fulton County and click images.

01:10:40.000 I think you know.

01:10:41.000 What do you think?

01:10:43.000 I don't know.

01:10:45.000 Well, I mean, if the Republicans are complaining about it, it's obviously a Democrat.

01:10:48.000 Right.

01:10:49.000 For sure.

01:11:01.000 Predominantly, it was close.

01:11:02.000 Here we go.

01:11:02.000 That's how I would have spelled it.

01:11:04.000 That's how I would have spelled it.

01:11:05.000 I thought it was right.

01:11:06.000 I can't believe anything's wrong, though.

01:11:08.000 I thought it was right.

01:11:09.000 I wonder if AI would have figured it out.

01:11:11.000 It would have.

01:11:11.000 With Perplexity would have.

01:11:12.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:11:14.000 Specific 36 and 37 advanced voting locations with unsigned tapes are not publicly broken out by party, but Fulton County as a whole is strongly Democratic.

01:11:23.000 And its advanced early vote totals in 2020 were overwhelmingly Democratic.

01:11:29.000 In other words, those affected advanced voting sites would be expected to be predominantly Democrat in their results, not Republican.

01:11:38.000 Weird that 36 out of 37 that have unsigned tapes are strong Democratic, and that there's 315,000 votes that aren't supposed to be there.

01:11:53.000 They didn't sign for the, but it's okay.

01:11:56.000 Don't worry about it.

01:11:56.000 We just forgot to tally.

01:11:58.000 Fuck it.

01:11:58.000 We forgot to tally.

01:11:59.000 Whoopsies.

01:12:01.000 We were so busy making sure we saved democracy that we forgot to tally.

01:12:05.000 They saved it.

01:12:06.000 It was fucking good four years.

01:12:08.000 What a great move, though.

01:12:10.000 If they really did steal the election, like, wow.

01:12:12.000 Is that the first time anyone's ever done it?

01:12:15.000 I don't know if they did it.

01:12:16.000 I'm not saying they did it, but I'm saying if they did do it, like, what a great movie that would be.

01:12:20.000 There's no way.

01:12:21.000 A bunch of fucking pink-haired dorks who really do hijack the system in the fucking back rooms, like licking envelopes and sealing mail-in ballots. 1.00

01:12:34.000 I asked the thing I read, and it says that they're both hand-counted and fully audited after the fact.

01:12:40.000 I asked after they had found a problem certification, and it says that they did.

01:12:46.000 Hand-counted and fully audited after the fact.

01:12:50.000 There's no way the people that didn't sign are the ones making sure to tell everyone it was hand-counted, right?

01:12:57.000 It says hand-counted, but then recounted by Michelle.

01:12:59.000 Now, and those process included Fulton, even though the later issue about unsigned early voting tapes was not corrected by a new post-2024 hand count.

01:13:11.000 Wait a minute.

01:13:12.000 What does that mean?

01:13:13.000 The issue about unsigned early voting tapes was not corrected by a new post-2024 hand count.

01:13:21.000 Hmm.

01:13:24.000 That's where I get.

01:13:25.000 This is a weird.

01:13:26.000 I don't know what any of this stuff means, to be honest with you.

01:13:29.000 Yeah, what does that mean?

01:13:30.000 That's what's confusing.

01:13:32.000 Was there 315 weird votes or not?

01:13:35.000 Because that is the main right-wing.

01:13:39.000 I bet if you went on Truth Social and asked them how did they steal the election, they'd fucking—I bet you can't get banned from Truth Social, right?

01:13:46.000 You probably can't get banned.

01:13:47.000 Maybe you say something liberal.

01:13:48.000 You'd have to say, but you'd have to be crazy liberal.

01:13:51.000 Or if you said, I believe that there's two genders on Blue Sky, you're Dunzies. 1.00

01:13:56.000 Instant.

01:13:56.000 Are you?

01:13:58.000 So yeah.

01:13:58.000 Gone.

01:13:59.000 Blueski's nuts.

01:14:00.000 Bro, they go crazy.

01:14:02.000 Do you know what McCann told us?

01:14:04.000 I do.

01:14:05.000 I do know what he told us.

01:14:06.000 I don't know how true that is.

01:14:07.000 Yeah, we should find out.

01:14:08.000 Yeah, let's find out.

01:14:09.000 So McCann says that they created a ban in Australia on social media for kids under 16.

01:14:18.000 That this ban includes Instagram and TikTok, but does not include Blue Sky.

01:14:27.000 If that's true, that is crazy.

01:14:31.000 You just, you like up until 16 years old, the only way you get to communicate is the most radically leftist site available.

01:14:42.000 In Blue Sky, I saw this lady, one guy rather, said, I'm trying to be Zen about it.

01:14:48.000 Like something happened to him.

01:14:49.000 I'm trying to be Zen about it.

01:14:50.000 And then this other guy underneath it chimes in.

01:14:53.000 It would be great if you would stop being racist to Asians.

01:14:57.000 Maybe he was being funny.

01:14:58.000 No, no, There's no humor.

01:15:02.000 There's no humor.

01:15:04.000 It is a fucking SSRI soup.

01:15:07.000 There's no humor over there.

01:15:09.000 There's no humor.

01:15:12.000 I fuck with Blueski.

01:15:13.000 I got to get on there.

01:15:15.000 I thought it was Blue Ski for so long.

01:15:17.000 Call it Blue Ski.

01:15:19.000 I bet a lot of people are going to call it that.

01:15:20.000 Blue Ski's nice.

01:15:21.000 They'll ban the fuck out of you. 0.99

01:15:22.000 The law's initial list of restricted platforms includes Facebook, Instagram, X, TikTok, YouTube, Snapchat, Reddit, Threads, Kick, and Twitch.

01:15:30.000 Other platforms, including Stream, Steam, Blue Sky, WhatsApp, and YouTube Kids were considered but not included in the ban.

01:15:38.000 So that's true.

01:15:39.000 So Blue Sky, which is just Twitter, but for super hardcore lefties, is not included in the movie.

01:15:47.000 Bro, did they ban Truth Social?

01:15:51.000 Doesn't seem like they did.

01:15:53.000 Put that into perplexity.

01:15:54.000 Find out if the Australian ban includes True Social.

01:15:57.000 They're banning Trump's tweets.

01:15:59.000 Imagine if you get on True Social when you're 13, they'll look at Buck Wild, but Blue Ski's just like tanking kids.

01:16:05.000 That's wild.

01:16:06.000 Turning kids trans left and right. 1.00

01:16:07.000 Reddit's available.

01:16:09.000 I thought it just said Reddit was not.

01:16:10.000 I thought they said Reddit was one of the bands.

01:16:12.000 The link I just clicked said it could extend the Reddit Twitch and Roblox, even dating apps.

01:16:16.000 Oh, some people are bribing them.

01:16:18.000 Let's be honest.

01:16:19.000 People are bribing them.

01:16:19.000 It's Roblox.

01:16:20.000 Reddit's a little.

01:16:21.000 Yeah, this is the Reddit's left-leaning.

01:16:23.000 Reddit is among the companies that has approached.

01:16:27.000 I think they need to have certain things on their websites, and those websites that are banned don't have those blocks and filters available.

01:16:34.000 I tell you, I tried to try to jack off on Reddit.

01:16:37.000 Tell you that.

01:16:40.000 Because they banned Pornhub here.

01:16:43.000 Oh, I see.

01:16:44.000 So I was like, I heard people jack off on Reddit, and I try to avoid Reddit.

01:16:48.000 And as soon as I opened it, first thing was like, Shane Gillis fucking sucks now.

01:16:56.000 No.

01:16:56.000 I still got one off, but it was a tough one.

01:17:00.000 There's a lot of mean, angry people out there, Shane.

01:17:03.000 Yeah.

01:17:04.000 A lot of people are not happy.

01:17:06.000 For sure.

01:17:08.000 That is a porn thing's a weird one, too, because kids know about VPNs.

01:17:13.000 You're just keeping stupid shits from jerking off.

01:17:16.000 It's probably good.

01:17:18.000 It's probably.

01:17:21.000 You want the stupid ones out of cum so they're not making dumb decisions.

01:17:25.000 You're making another good point.

01:17:26.000 Yeah, you want them all dried out.

01:17:29.000 You sound like you're tweeting on Blue Sky, though.

01:17:31.000 All the stupid kids, you just want them jerking off as much as possible.

01:17:35.000 You should have an IQ test to see if you could get porn. 0.98

01:17:38.000 And that IQ test should be really making sure you're dumb.

01:17:42.000 And if you're too smart, fuck you.

01:17:43.000 Yeah, you know what I mean?

01:17:43.000 Like if you pass it, you got to go study.

01:17:45.000 You go study.

01:17:46.000 But if you hit like a 65 on the, they just go, go ahead, jack off.

01:17:51.000 Wow, jack off.

01:17:52.000 Imagine that?

01:17:53.000 That would be a way that would keep dumb people sedated. 0.99

01:17:57.000 Just give them as much as possible.

01:17:59.000 If they are sedated, maybe that's what they're doing to us.

01:18:01.000 To all of us.

01:18:02.000 Just keep giving us live porn 24-7 anytime you want it.

01:18:06.000 Hop on a website.

01:18:08.000 That's a good way to keep dumb people just dried up, outagiz, creepy, no motivation.

01:18:15.000 Pretty crazy.

01:18:16.000 Used to, you know, it's a classic bit, but you got to, it used to be an ordeal to get your hands on that.

01:18:21.000 Yeah.

01:18:22.000 Now it's just like, I'll be watching a. 0.95

01:18:23.000 I was watching Revolutionary War Doc last night.

01:18:29.000 In between, I was just like, pause.

01:18:32.000 All right, let's see what happened to Ticonderoga.

01:18:37.000 You are one of 99% of the population of men when they're alone.

01:18:42.000 Yeah.

01:18:43.000 I'm watching Ken Burns Revolution.

01:18:44.000 Right.

01:18:45.000 Seahawks, Seahawks Rams just finished up.

01:18:48.000 Classic game.

01:18:50.000 Toss on some Revolutionary War. 0.56

01:18:52.000 Started dragging a little.

01:18:53.000 I said, fuck it, pause.

01:18:55.000 Jack off.

01:18:57.000 I didn't know Benedict Arnold was the hero of Ticonderoga.

01:19:01.000 Now you're actually interested and not distracted.

01:19:03.000 Fully not distracted.

01:19:04.000 Do you know John Lilly, the guy who invented the sensory deprivation tank?

01:19:08.000 No, I don't.

01:19:09.000 He was involved.

01:19:11.000 He's cracking them off in there.

01:19:12.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:19:15.000 He definitely had a family.

01:19:17.000 He was like, This is a chamber that no one can go in.

01:19:22.000 He was jacking off, dude.

01:19:24.000 Probably.

01:19:25.000 But more importantly, he also ran this research where they were working with dolphins.

01:19:30.000 It was like he was a pioneer in interspecies communication.

01:19:33.000 So they were attempting to teach dolphins how to speak.

01:19:36.000 And so this lady, I'm not bullshitting here.

01:19:39.000 This lady is the dumbest group. 1.00

01:19:39.000 I know. 1.00

01:19:41.000 Dumbest idea.

01:19:41.000 They were all on ketamine.

01:19:42.000 Yeah.

01:19:43.000 This lady lived in a house that was like three feet high in water with a fucking dolphin. 1.00

01:19:48.000 And the thing was, they found out that she had to jack the dolphin off.

01:19:52.000 If she didn't jack the dolphin off, the dolphin would not pay attention. 0.91

01:19:55.000 I've heard this story.

01:19:56.000 Yeah.

01:19:56.000 So she would, every day she would jack him off, and they went, What?

01:19:59.000 Cancel this fucking project.

01:20:01.000 Yeah, but this lady's jacking off dolphins. 1.00

01:20:03.000 I bet you by the 100th, 120th time jacking him off, he was like, oh, shit.

01:20:10.000 Holy fuck.

01:20:11.000 The problem with dolphins is they don't have lips, right?

01:20:13.000 So they make a totally different kind of sound.

01:20:15.000 You can't get them to sound like a human.

01:20:18.000 And these fucking idiots are like, hello.

01:20:21.000 Hello.

01:20:22.000 He's like, yeah.

01:20:27.000 I swear to God, the Nazis were trying to get dogs to talk. 0.63

01:20:30.000 Oh, I bet they were.

01:20:31.000 Everyone's trying to get.

01:20:32.000 What's that, Jerry?

01:20:33.000 Everyone's trying to get animals to talk.

01:20:35.000 What do you got?

01:20:36.000 What is it?

01:20:37.000 The whole documentary called The Dolphin House.

01:20:39.000 Oh, about the place where this lady lived. 1.00

01:20:42.000 Yeah.

01:20:43.000 That's literally there, I think.

01:20:45.000 I hate to be this guy, but I would hit pause on that documentary and crack one off.

01:20:50.000 Fully.

01:20:53.000 I'd be disappointed in myself.

01:20:55.000 So this lady just lived with a fucking dolphin. 1.00

01:20:59.000 Where was this?

01:21:00.000 Where were they?

01:21:03.000 Like, where was the house?

01:21:06.000 Damn.

01:21:07.000 She just had to jack that dolphin off all the time. 1.00

01:21:09.000 Think if that was your wife, and then this documentary comes out later, and you're like, What?

01:21:13.000 What did you do?

01:21:14.000 Also, again.

01:21:15.000 I did research.

01:21:16.000 I did scientific research.

01:21:18.000 You get off my back.

01:21:20.000 I know.

01:21:21.000 I was young and single, and we hadn't even met.

01:21:24.000 I don't care.

01:21:26.000 You didn't tell me.

01:21:27.000 He jacked off dolphins.

01:21:28.000 We were engaged and you were jacking off dolphins for research.

01:21:31.000 Depends how long you're.

01:21:32.000 I get all really testy.

01:21:35.000 St. Thomas.

01:21:37.000 But the bummer thing is the dolphin doesn't want to be in that stupid little house.

01:21:37.000 Okay.

01:21:41.000 The dolphin wants to be out there swimming.

01:21:43.000 After a while, he did.

01:21:44.000 After he got a few pandies.

01:21:46.000 Yeah, fucking.

01:21:47.000 Right?

01:21:48.000 That's the jackpot.

01:21:49.000 Right.

01:21:49.000 Put him in a house?

01:21:50.000 He's in a fucking house.

01:21:51.000 They're feeding him.

01:21:52.000 He's getting jacked off.

01:21:53.000 You want to hear a dark truth about dolphins?

01:21:56.000 Female dolphins are very promiscuous. 1.00

01:21:59.000 We should make sure this is true.

01:22:01.000 Are female dolphins sluts? 1.00

01:22:03.000 And I think they think the theory is because when they have babies, it takes a long time for them to raise their baby and they won't breed while they're taking care of their babies.

01:22:14.000 I think it's like several years.

01:22:16.000 And so the males will kill babies of a female they haven't slept with. 0.92

01:22:23.000 So they can get them to fuck. 1.00

01:22:23.000 Yes. 1.00

01:22:25.000 They'll kill the baby of a female that they haven't slept with. 1.00

01:22:28.000 So the females sleep with as many men as possible so that the dolphin doesn't know whether or not it's his kids. 1.00

01:22:38.000 That's cool.

01:22:39.000 It is.

01:22:40.000 Yeah.

01:22:40.000 But it's also like, yo, how ruthless is everybody?

01:22:44.000 I mean, dolphins are supposed to be our peaceful spiritual cousins that live in the ocean.

01:22:44.000 Yeah.

01:22:52.000 And meanwhile, they regularly kill babies and they force their ladies into being hoes so that they don't think their baby's killed. 1.00

01:22:58.000 Whenever you look at animals, you got to think about what we do.

01:23:04.000 That's true.

01:23:04.000 Yeah, if male dolphins kill the babies of female dolphins they haven't had sex with.

01:23:12.000 You got to think about what we do, and then you think dolphins are dumber than us.

01:23:15.000 They're probably doing crazy shit.

01:23:16.000 I don't know if they are dumber than us.

01:23:18.000 That's what's weird.

01:23:20.000 They just can't.

01:23:21.000 They better be.

01:23:21.000 They can't affect their environment.

01:23:23.000 We assume that intelligence is only the ability to manipulate your environment.

01:23:27.000 That's what we assume.

01:23:28.000 Because we associate intelligence with all the stuff that we created.

01:23:33.000 But we don't even know what the fuck they're saying.

01:23:35.000 You know, we haven't been able to decipher their language.

01:23:38.000 They have very specific languages.

01:23:39.000 She was probably two or three jack-offs away from finding out.

01:23:43.000 She was right on the cusp, but they were like, you dumb whore, get out of here. 1.00

01:23:46.000 She wasn't.

01:23:46.000 They needed more funding.

01:23:48.000 They just needed more funding.

01:23:50.000 Male dolphins sometimes kill calves sired by other males to bring the mother back into Estra sooner.

01:23:55.000 Yeah.

01:23:56.000 Allowing them to mate and pass on their genes a behavior called infanticide, observed in species like bottlenose and Pacific white-sided dolphins.

01:24:05.000 This species makes them have like a high-speed race, it says, to find the best agile partner.

01:24:10.000 Jeez.

01:24:11.000 Most agile?

01:24:12.000 You got to win that shit.

01:24:13.000 I'd be a whole face.

01:24:15.000 That's crazy.

01:24:16.000 They're received by several males in high-speed chases.

01:24:18.000 They hit him with the cone drill.

01:24:21.000 Yet females show selectivity for agile partners and can control fertilization via vaginal structure. 1.00

01:24:29.000 Oh, so a guy could nut in them and they'd be like, no, no, baby. 0.99

01:24:33.000 Fuck you.

01:24:34.000 Oh, that's a nice thing.

01:24:35.000 It's just a nut.

01:24:36.000 That's a nice thing.

01:24:39.000 Imagine that if they just come up with that instead of abortion, they just go, oh, we're just going to give you a dolphin pussy. 1.00

01:24:44.000 Just lock it down.

01:24:46.000 This one, the guy nuts, and you lock it down.

01:24:46.000 Look at this next one.

01:24:49.000 Okay?

01:24:49.000 Make an agreement.

01:24:50.000 You sure you're going to lock it down?

01:24:52.000 You told me you want babies.

01:24:53.000 You swear to God?

01:24:53.000 No, no, no.

01:24:54.000 I'm locking it down for you.

01:24:56.000 You swear to God.

01:24:58.000 The question: are female dolphins sluts? 1.00

01:25:00.000 Right.

01:25:01.000 Yeah.

01:25:02.000 Females participate in same-sex genital rubber, masturbation, and pleasure-seeking via functional catorises rich in nerves, indicating sex serves social enjoyment roles beyond procreation. 0.99

01:25:15.000 Up to 75% of dolphins' sexual activity may prioritize pleasure or alliances over breeding.

01:25:22.000 Males often coerce via alliances, but females evade or reposition to exert choice. 0.96

01:25:29.000 So they scissor.

01:25:31.000 Female scissoring in the dolphin community. 1.00

01:25:33.000 I like it.

01:25:34.000 We broke that news here.

01:25:35.000 There's a dusky dolphin, dude.

01:25:35.000 Bring that up.

01:25:37.000 What's that one doing? 0.92

01:25:38.000 Just fucking boys in Penn State's locker room?

01:25:41.000 Come on.

01:25:41.000 Oh, geez.

01:25:42.000 No.

01:25:44.000 I had a couple.

01:25:44.000 I told you.

01:25:46.000 He's ready to roll.

01:25:47.000 Oh, no.

01:25:49.000 Oh, no.

01:25:50.000 Old dusky dolphin.

01:25:51.000 So, like, when we think about peaceful creatures on Earth, we're the most.

01:25:51.000 Yeah.

01:25:56.000 We're number one.

01:25:57.000 We're the most peaceful.

01:25:58.000 There's no chance.

01:25:59.000 As warlike as we are, as far as intelligence.

01:25:59.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:26:02.000 Okay, all right.

01:26:03.000 All right.

01:26:03.000 I'll give you.

01:26:03.000 Well, dude, there's got to be some peaceful.

01:26:06.000 Dolphins must be going to war with each other.

01:26:08.000 There's no way those high raxes aren't doing anything.

01:26:12.000 No, there's no way we're the most peaceful.

01:26:14.000 The most peaceful are those chimpanzees, the bonobos.

01:26:18.000 Or the bonobos.

01:26:21.000 All they do is fuck each other. 0.99

01:26:23.000 Yeah.

01:26:23.000 Bonobos are wild.

01:26:24.000 They look a lot like chimps, just a little softer.

01:26:27.000 And all they do is just get it on.

01:26:27.000 Yeah.

01:26:28.000 Who are those guys with those big noses?

01:26:30.000 Oh.

01:26:31.000 Those are funny guys.

01:26:32.000 That's a weird look.

01:26:32.000 Those are weird.

01:26:34.000 How about the ones where their asshole lights up when they want to fuck? 1.00

01:26:37.000 Their asshole becomes like a target.

01:26:39.000 You don't want to fuck up.

01:26:40.000 They do that.

01:26:40.000 Oh, bro.

01:26:41.000 They put a light up in there.

01:26:45.000 They put light up with butt clubs.

01:26:47.000 No.

01:26:48.000 Those cowboys is eating drugs. 1.00

01:26:51.000 They put butt pugs in the cow light of light up.

01:26:54.000 Oh, bro.

01:26:54.000 Really?

01:26:55.000 Pull that bucky back up.

01:26:56.000 Look at this guy's face.

01:26:58.000 Hold on.

01:26:58.000 How are y'all?

01:26:59.000 Can you get him making a noise?

01:27:00.000 They're very funny.

01:27:03.000 Yeah.

01:27:04.000 That's the physique I'm going for.

01:27:07.000 There was an old school comedian that had this big, crazy nose, and they would call him the schnauz.

01:27:15.000 Who the fuck am I thinking of?

01:27:17.000 Like old-timey movies.

01:27:21.000 They'd call him the schnauz. 0.92

01:27:22.000 That's it.

01:27:22.000 Jimmy Duranty.

01:27:24.000 He does look like a probiscus.

01:27:24.000 Yeah.

01:27:26.000 A lot like one.

01:27:29.000 But his whole thing was like his nose was huge.

01:27:33.000 Yeah, you gotta be a little fucking schnaz. 1.00

01:27:36.000 That's a hell of a schnaz. 1.00

01:27:38.000 There's no other way to describe that.

01:27:39.000 Ari Shafir would make fun of his nose.

01:27:41.000 The schnauz. 1.00

01:27:42.000 Look, I mean, all of his photos, all the caricatures, his nose is preposterous.

01:27:42.000 Yeah.

01:27:49.000 He aged into it.

01:27:51.000 Worked out of it.

01:27:51.000 Yeah.

01:27:52.000 You're a young man with that fucking nose. 0.70

01:27:53.000 That's tough.

01:27:54.000 That's a tough time.

01:27:55.000 This is nice, bro.

01:27:56.000 Wait till you hear this fucker talk. 1.00

01:27:58.000 Nose like a man. 0.65

01:27:59.000 Nose like a man, yeah. 0.95

01:28:01.000 I like those guys.

01:28:01.000 What?

01:28:02.000 They have to be peaceful.

01:28:03.000 That's a weird face, man.

01:28:05.000 That's what women look like now. 1.00

01:28:05.000 Imagine if they were tough. 1.00

01:28:07.000 Yeah, for real.

01:28:09.000 The nose job.

01:28:10.000 That's exactly what women look like. 1.00

01:28:11.000 It's a Michael Jackson thing.

01:28:13.000 Yeah.

01:28:13.000 Bro, imagine if that was 10 feet tall and was trying to kill your baby.

01:28:17.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:28:19.000 Yeah.

01:28:20.000 Yeah.

01:28:25.000 Whoa.

01:28:26.000 What did they do in a past life to come back as that?

01:28:29.000 They must have been really mean.

01:28:32.000 They must have been a really mean person.

01:28:33.000 What are you talking about, dude?

01:28:34.000 There must have been a really mean person in past life.

01:28:37.000 Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah.

01:28:43.000 Yo.

01:28:44.000 Bro.

01:28:45.000 Jesus.

01:28:47.000 That's like a man.

01:28:48.000 That's like a really evil man from the past who's been reincarnated as this fucked up monkey. 0.74

01:28:57.000 Like he's kind of conscious that something's wrong.

01:28:59.000 So why am I not in my mid evil manner?

01:29:04.000 You're at the Baltimore Zoo.

01:29:06.000 Just getting stared at by little kids.

01:29:09.000 This is good stuff.

01:29:10.000 What was that other one?

01:29:11.000 The Michael Jackson one?

01:29:13.000 I like that one.

01:29:14.000 What was that tiny little fucking guy?

01:29:14.000 The nose was one.

01:29:16.000 That tiny little guy was terrifying.

01:29:18.000 It was huge.

01:29:19.000 You know, it was real big and giant.

01:29:21.000 It would suck to get killed by a giant cute thing. 1.00

01:29:25.000 You know what I mean?

01:29:26.000 Like a giant fluffy.

01:29:27.000 You know, like some of the monkeys are really cute.

01:29:30.000 Like, if he was like six inches tall, he would be really cute.

01:29:35.000 Like, oh, my God, he's so cute.

01:29:37.000 If he was 10 feet tall, he would be fucking terrified.

01:29:41.000 Terrifying.

01:29:41.000 Terrible snowman.

01:29:42.000 Look at that fucking thing.

01:29:43.000 That's what I'm saying.

01:29:45.000 Bro, that thing is terrifying.

01:29:48.000 It's got like a bat nose. 1.00

01:29:49.000 Look at his fucking creepy ass nose.

01:29:53.000 That would rip your fucking face right off.

01:29:56.000 Just jump on your face. 0.98

01:29:57.000 You wouldn't be able to pull it off.

01:29:59.000 Your nose would be gone.

01:30:01.000 That rules.

01:30:02.000 Right.

01:30:03.000 But if it's 10 feet tall, it doesn't rule.

01:30:05.000 That thing's standing outside your village waiting for you to dog to go outside.

01:30:10.000 Shit.

01:30:11.000 That's a big man.

01:30:13.000 Why are they so fucking cute when they're little?

01:30:16.000 But if that thing was giant and had fangs, if it was 10 feet tall, but it wouldn't be.

01:30:21.000 It was big and scary.

01:30:22.000 It would have a scary face.

01:30:24.000 Like, why is that?

01:30:25.000 Why do the little ones? 0.98

01:30:26.000 What is cute?

01:30:27.000 Why do the little ones literally have a cute face that if you made that thing big, it wouldn't be as scary?

01:30:34.000 Maybe that's just our instinct to think babies are cute, so we don't throw them.

01:30:38.000 Maybe, huh?

01:30:39.000 You see that guy, you go, he's great.

01:30:40.000 See what the dolphins do.

01:30:43.000 Maybe like it's like built into it.

01:30:45.000 There's a lot of stepdads listening to this right now getting dolphin impulses.

01:30:48.000 Fucking, I wish I could kill that little motherfucker. 1.00

01:30:56.000 It is weird, though, right?

01:30:57.000 Because all the big, scary things look scary.

01:31:00.000 Grizzlies are kind of cute.

01:31:01.000 No, they're not.

01:31:03.000 No.

01:31:03.000 I was telling you, those are the most things I've ever seen in the world.

01:31:07.000 The only thing I've ever seen in the wild.

01:31:08.000 Polar bears are kind of cute, fellas.

01:31:10.000 Bro, obviously, they're terrifying, but if he was fucking one feet tall, you'd go, that's an adorable guy.

01:31:15.000 You know what I mean?

01:31:15.000 That's a good point.

01:31:16.000 Until he was like tearing apart a small bigger than you.

01:31:19.000 Yeah.

01:31:20.000 Bro, what are you talking about?

01:31:22.000 Look at that guy.

01:31:22.000 That's a cub, first of all.

01:31:24.000 That's still good.

01:31:25.000 Look at these guys walking.

01:31:26.000 Show him walking.

01:31:27.000 J-Mo, get him walking. 0.73

01:31:30.000 It's pretty cute.

01:31:31.000 Now, show Kodiak brown bear eating a moose.

01:31:37.000 Put that in there.

01:31:38.000 Kodiak, brown bear, eating a moose.

01:31:43.000 Bro, there's one of them that got this moose off the side of the road and was dragging it uphill.

01:31:48.000 The moose is like 1,200 people.

01:31:50.000 Did you see the one during the wedding?

01:31:53.000 Which one is that?

01:31:53.000 Oh, yeah, there's a wedding.

01:31:55.000 There's a wedding, and then on the other side of the fucking river, there's just a grizzly tearing apart a moose.

01:32:00.000 Yeah, they got married in Alaska.

01:32:02.000 Whoops.

01:32:02.000 Dude, how do you kill a moose?

01:32:05.000 Bro, they can kill anything.

01:32:07.000 They literally kill anything.

01:32:08.000 I mean, he's just riding his back, drowning him.

01:32:11.000 That reminds me.

01:32:12.000 He's just hanging onto his fucking back.

01:32:12.000 Look at this.

01:32:14.000 Look at this.

01:32:15.000 So cute.

01:32:16.000 That's a moose, man.

01:32:17.000 Moose are so big.

01:32:18.000 That video that guy in the moose comes up to him.

01:32:22.000 I said it in the group chat.

01:32:24.000 Or you did.

01:32:25.000 Yeah.

01:32:25.000 It's the scariest fucking animal I've ever seen.

01:32:27.000 Oh, they're scary.

01:32:28.000 It's like a dinosaur.

01:32:29.000 It's fucking terrible.

01:32:30.000 They're so big, dude.

01:32:31.000 There's a guy hunting, and a moose just comes up to him and is like staring at him.

01:32:37.000 I don't know how to describe it.

01:32:39.000 Well, they're so huge.

01:32:40.000 No, this is not it, but still terrifying.

01:32:41.000 Not it, but still.

01:32:42.000 That's not even a really big one.

01:32:44.000 That moose, like the one that you see in the car, actually, that's a pretty big one.

01:32:50.000 His paddles are just going the wrong way.

01:32:52.000 Yeah, that's huge.

01:32:57.000 Whoa.

01:32:59.000 Yeah, don't do that.

01:33:02.000 Also, Borderline looks like AI, but it's probably not.

01:33:06.000 Well, a lot of them are right now.

01:33:07.000 That's a problem.

01:33:08.000 Almost everything is tricked left and right.

01:33:11.000 There's like the giant cat walking up to save its baby.

01:33:15.000 Like, come on.

01:33:16.000 Moose are not afraid of you, though.

01:33:17.000 That's one thing that's true.

01:33:18.000 But generally, they're very aggressive.

01:33:20.000 And depending upon what time of the year, they'll fuck your car up, man.

01:33:24.000 That's not it, J-Mo, but I still.

01:33:26.000 I don't want to see a moose get shot.

01:33:30.000 You love that.

01:33:31.000 I don't want to see those boys get shot.

01:33:32.000 Have you ever eaten moose meat?

01:33:33.000 No.

01:33:34.000 It's delicious.

01:33:35.000 It's really good.

01:33:36.000 It's the reason why bears try so hard to kill them.

01:33:38.000 Really?

01:33:39.000 Yeah.

01:33:42.000 Yeah, I get it.

01:33:43.000 So they're cute.

01:33:44.000 Up to a point.

01:33:45.000 Bears?

01:33:46.000 Yeah, they're cute.

01:33:47.000 Up until they're about two years old.

01:33:49.000 We were talking about earlier.

01:33:50.000 I don't like black bears' eyes.

01:33:51.000 Bears do have shitty eyes. 0.86

01:33:54.000 Bro, they're so close to being cute.

01:33:56.000 They got weird-looking eyes.

01:33:58.000 One of the weird things about like, yeah, this one.

01:34:02.000 Look at that fucking.

01:34:03.000 Yeah, he's looking at him like, dude, I will fuck you up is what he's saying.

01:34:13.000 Look how big he is.

01:34:20.000 That's why they're scarier than every other deer, because they'll come fuck you up.

01:34:24.000 Just beat your ass.

01:34:25.000 They'll kill you on sight.

01:34:26.000 Stomp you to death.

01:34:28.000 Stomp you to death.

01:34:29.000 And this guy is being smart by staying between the trees.

01:34:34.000 This is very dangerous.

01:34:37.000 Like, if he was out in an open field, he'd be Fucksville right now.

01:34:42.000 If he couldn't get to cover to a bunch of trees, look at these guys getting out in a driveway.

01:34:52.000 Fucking their car up.

01:34:57.000 Bro.

01:34:58.000 Why do dogs just run straight into that?

01:35:01.000 Do you see dogs do that shit?

01:35:02.000 They're dumb.

01:35:03.000 Because we took them from wolves and turned them into little bitches. 1.00

01:35:07.000 Dude, I've seen it out.

01:35:08.000 I've seen deer just fuck dogs up.

01:35:10.000 There's a lot of those compilations.

01:35:11.000 Oh, yeah.

01:35:12.000 They start doing this.

01:35:13.000 Yeah.

01:35:13.000 They get in their hills.

01:35:15.000 But a lot of dogs kill deer.

01:35:16.000 There's that classic of that guy putting, it's an old one, but he put deer piss all over him and then the dump comes and just beats this shit out.

01:35:24.000 He doesn't get a shot off.

01:35:26.000 He gets his ass beat.

01:35:31.000 Turn the camera off.

01:35:32.000 What a moron.

01:35:32.000 Oh, my God.

01:35:36.000 That's like the number one hunting in America is white-tailed deer.

01:35:39.000 Number one.

01:35:39.000 Yeah.

01:35:39.000 Pennsylvania.

01:35:40.000 Yeah, by far.

01:35:41.000 Yeah.

01:35:41.000 That's where I'm from.

01:35:42.000 Iowa, Iowa and PA, right?

01:35:44.000 Yeah, well, my family lived in Harrisburg for a while.

01:35:46.000 My parents did.

01:35:47.000 I always forget that's insane.

01:35:49.000 I used to go to visit them.

01:35:51.000 You should have been a Harris. 0.99

01:35:51.000 I'm like, you got deer everywhere. 0.99

01:35:53.000 You could have been a Central PA, man.

01:35:56.000 You would have never done anything.

01:35:57.000 Well, you didn't.

01:35:58.000 What the fuck are you talking about?

01:36:00.000 Shut up. 0.95

01:36:01.000 You would have been chilling.

01:36:03.000 I doubt it.

01:36:03.000 You would have been an Elks.

01:36:05.000 You would have been in the Elks Bar.

01:36:06.000 You would have met Phil.

01:36:08.000 I don't think I'm designed for that.

01:36:11.000 I would not be happy.

01:36:13.000 I'm a Blanks, dude.

01:36:14.000 I know.

01:36:14.000 If you were from Central PA, you'd be into college football.

01:36:17.000 You love it all.

01:36:18.000 It fucking rules.

01:36:19.000 I just have to assume that who I am now, I would always have been.

01:36:23.000 No, that's silly.

01:36:25.000 No, like the way I like things, the things I like.

01:36:30.000 No, you would have been, you would have been a Nordane fan, dude.

01:36:34.000 It could have been so sick.

01:36:35.000 It could have been so sick.

01:36:37.000 Well, I definitely could have been a fan, but I still would be doing this.

01:36:39.000 I think I'd be doing the same shit I'm doing.

01:36:42.000 I'd figure out a way to do something.

01:36:43.000 Yeah.

01:36:44.000 As long as I didn't get saddled down at a young age.

01:36:47.000 You go to that Elks bar.

01:36:49.000 Get married at 18.

01:36:50.000 Yep.

01:36:50.000 Fuck.

01:36:51.000 Drink and drive home.

01:36:52.000 Your babe's there.

01:36:54.000 She's pretty. 0.99

01:36:55.000 You got a great dad now at 18.

01:36:59.000 Yeah, but then that's when your fanhood of college football becomes greater.

01:37:04.000 You go, dude, I get three hours on Saturday.

01:37:06.000 I can't fucking wait.

01:37:08.000 Who do we have?

01:37:09.000 Ah, fuck.

01:37:10.000 Central Michigan.

01:37:11.000 Fuck.

01:37:11.000 It's going to be a blowout.

01:37:13.000 Whatever.

01:37:13.000 I'm going to have beers.

01:37:15.000 That's good stuff.

01:37:17.000 Then you get to golf.

01:37:18.000 You go, fuck, I suck at golf.

01:37:19.000 Who gives a shit?

01:37:20.000 I'm getting wasted.

01:37:22.000 It's a good life.

01:37:23.000 I'm jealous of it.

01:37:26.000 It does sound like a good life.

01:37:29.000 But it's also a difficult one.

01:37:35.000 For sure.

01:37:36.000 But that's the best life.

01:37:37.000 Is it?

01:37:38.000 Yeah, good, difficult.

01:37:39.000 That's the point.

01:37:39.000 Yeah.

01:37:41.000 Why is good and difficult the best life?

01:37:43.000 That's what makes going to that bar so fucking sick.

01:37:48.000 You know what I mean?

01:37:49.000 Having a shitty job.

01:37:50.000 Shitty job.

01:37:51.000 Yeah.

01:37:52.000 You sit down and you go, bro, let me tell you about how shitty my fucking job is.

01:37:56.000 Yeah.

01:37:56.000 You go get fucking hammered.

01:37:58.000 Three beers in.

01:37:59.000 You go, my job fucking rules.

01:38:01.000 My life rules.

01:38:03.000 You know what?

01:38:04.000 I'm going to go beat the fuck out of my wife. 1.00

01:38:11.000 See that Iraq video?

01:38:12.000 Those guys boxing.

01:38:13.000 You go, I'm going to make her put some headgear on when I get home. 1.00

01:38:17.000 Yeah.

01:38:19.000 No, it's good.

01:38:20.000 Obviously, you know, it's not like the best, but it's a good life.

01:38:26.000 Fucking drinking and golfing with your friends.

01:38:28.000 Yeah.

01:38:29.000 It's funny to watch your friends age into that because my friends were never like that.

01:38:34.000 And now I'll go home and they're like, everyone got fat, which that's fun.

01:38:38.000 You see your boys, you go, yeah, it sucks, doesn't it?

01:38:40.000 Yeah.

01:38:42.000 And then they just love just hitting the local bar, getting a couple, going home.

01:38:47.000 Hopefully the kids are asleep.

01:38:49.000 It's fun.

01:38:50.000 It's fun to watch from a distance.

01:38:52.000 I can't.

01:38:53.000 Like, I'll go home for the holidays, and then my sister will bring her kids over.

01:38:57.000 I'm good for about 30 minutes.

01:38:59.000 Well, all the things you said, the fun parts about it is that it's not complicated.

01:39:03.000 You're just having a good time.

01:39:04.000 Yeah.

01:39:05.000 And the idea is that if having a good time, you'll have a better time.

01:39:09.000 If the rest of your day sucks, you appreciate those guys more.

01:39:13.000 Yeah.

01:39:14.000 I get it.

01:39:17.000 I get it.

01:39:18.000 You could have been.

01:39:19.000 You could have been Central Pennsylvania.

01:39:22.000 I don't know.

01:39:23.000 Central Western PA.

01:39:24.000 You could have been a Steelers fan.

01:39:26.000 You could have been.

01:39:28.000 Oh, you could have been a contender.

01:39:29.000 Instead, you're just doing this bullshit.

01:39:33.000 Instead, you're fucking doing this crap.

01:39:36.000 I think I was always going to just mostly be interested in one-on-one sports.

01:39:42.000 Maybe.

01:39:42.000 For whatever reason.

01:39:43.000 I like team sports.

01:39:44.000 I love watching.

01:39:45.000 You could have been a running back.

01:39:46.000 We could have got you in the slot.

01:39:47.000 My fucking high school wrestling coach tried to get me to play football.

01:39:47.000 No.

01:39:50.000 And I was like, no.

01:39:51.000 We had this kid.

01:39:52.000 His name was Bobby Baker.

01:39:53.000 He was 300 pounds.

01:39:54.000 He was our heavyweight.

01:39:55.000 He was huge.

01:39:56.000 And I was like, me and him would be playing the same game.

01:39:59.000 So he would run over me.

01:40:00.000 That's crazy.

01:40:01.000 Whatever.

01:40:01.000 He couldn't catch you.

01:40:02.000 What if he did?

01:40:03.000 I'm not taking that chance.

01:40:05.000 Occasionally they catch you.

01:40:06.000 He was fucking huge.

01:40:07.000 I was like, I'm not taking that chance.

01:40:08.000 I was like, no, I've wrestled at 134 pounds.

01:40:11.000 I am not fucking playing football.

01:40:14.000 Oh, you could have been a contender, Joe.

01:40:16.000 Yeah, I didn't like the idea.

01:40:18.000 Team sports are awesome.

01:40:19.000 I also didn't like the idea of random people being charging at you and colliding.

01:40:22.000 I'm like, no, One in one.

01:40:25.000 Somebody figure this out.

01:40:26.000 Football, somebody's hitting you when you're not looking.

01:40:28.000 I don't like it.

01:40:28.000 Exactly.

01:40:29.000 A lot.

01:40:29.000 You're chasing someone this way and someone just.

01:40:33.000 Yeah, but then you get them.

01:40:36.000 The best feeling in the world is when someone's not looking and you get to fucking level them.

01:40:43.000 It's so sick.

01:40:45.000 Oh, it was my favorite.

01:40:47.000 I bet.

01:40:48.000 Thankfully, I played off slipping.

01:40:49.000 Offense, I got a lot of those.

01:40:50.000 But every once in a while, we'd throw an interception.

01:40:53.000 I had no idea how to pursue a corner just running.

01:40:56.000 I'd be I don't know where to look.

01:41:00.000 I'm getting, I got laid out.

01:41:02.000 It's fun.

01:41:03.000 Team sports, bro.

01:41:05.000 I get it.

01:41:06.000 The camaraderie.

01:41:07.000 You like fucking hunting with those guys.

01:41:09.000 That's a team sport.

01:41:11.000 Not really.

01:41:12.000 You're all going out on your own.

01:41:14.000 Or you're going out two at a time.

01:41:16.000 Okay.

01:41:17.000 Yeah.

01:41:18.000 Like Cam and I went together.

01:41:20.000 But it's you will like the thing about team sports that's awesome is the camaraderie, right?

01:41:25.000 That's what's awesome.

01:41:27.000 But we used to always drive me nuts when I was playing baseball.

01:41:29.000 I played baseball as a kid.

01:41:31.000 I don't want to be a loser because little Billy dropped the ball.

01:41:33.000 Baseball is also still kind of an individual sport.

01:41:36.000 There's a lot of like a pitcher versus a batter.

01:41:39.000 It was the way I put it.

01:41:41.000 It's very individual.

01:41:42.000 Yeah, I suck.

01:41:44.000 You should have seen what happened to me at baseball.

01:41:46.000 I sucked.

01:41:47.000 I hit puberty and just lost all hand-eye coordination for a year.

01:41:52.000 Dude, last year playing baseball was like seventh or eighth grade.

01:41:55.000 I don't think I had a hit for an entire season.

01:41:57.000 That's hilarious.

01:41:58.000 That's hilarious.

01:42:00.000 I remember fifth grade, I got hit by a pitch from a girl, a girl pitcher, and I turned when she was throwing it and it hit me right in the back where I lost, I lost, the wind got knocked out of me, and I was on first base.

01:42:11.000 Isn't that crazy?

01:42:13.000 It's like when you're a boy and then you hit puberty and all of a sudden your body's weirdly shaped.

01:42:20.000 It's moves different.

01:42:21.000 The dynamics are all different.

01:42:23.000 You can't walk up stairs right.

01:42:23.000 Growing.

01:42:25.000 You think the stairs are taller than they are?

01:42:28.000 It's weird.

01:42:29.000 You grow.

01:42:30.000 You grow and your dick is hard all the time. 0.99

01:42:32.000 Think about those dudes.

01:42:33.000 So distracted.

01:42:34.000 Some of my friends grew like a foot.

01:42:38.000 In a year.

01:42:39.000 I was like, dude, that must have hurt like hell.

01:42:41.000 That's crazy.

01:42:42.000 Some fucking killed.

01:42:45.000 That's so crazy.

01:42:46.000 Rock hard.

01:42:46.000 Everything hurts.

01:42:47.000 Oh.

01:42:48.000 Banging into things.

01:42:50.000 Ow! 1.00

01:42:52.000 Your shins are all in the way of everything. 1.00

01:42:55.000 You fucking pussy. 0.99

01:42:58.000 Dad, it hurt.

01:42:59.000 Hilarious.

01:43:01.000 Yeah.

01:43:02.000 And no one knows how to do it.

01:43:04.000 How was it having kids going through puberty?

01:43:04.000 No.

01:43:06.000 That must have been crazy.

01:43:09.000 I mean, and you have girls, right?

01:43:11.000 They, yeah, they get emotional.

01:43:13.000 But they go for like because the only time I've seen it is my niece, and it's like she was like your best friend.

01:43:20.000 And then there's like two years where it's like, Uncle Shane, you don't have fucking anything.

01:43:24.000 Fuck you.

01:43:25.000 Luckily, our kids are not like that.

01:43:27.000 They're very communicative.

01:43:29.000 We have like a really good way of communicating with each other all the time.

01:43:33.000 There's no like hateful.

01:43:36.000 I will say this.

01:43:37.000 You do get some of that from kids.

01:43:39.000 All of a sudden, you notice it.

01:43:39.000 They get angry at you for enforcing rules and stuff, but they're pretty fucking cool.

01:43:45.000 They're really cool.

01:43:47.000 The thing is, it's like the whirlwind is impossible for everybody to come out flawless.

01:43:52.000 Like you're getting hormones.

01:43:54.000 Your whole life has changed.

01:43:56.000 Now all of a sudden, you like girls or you like boys, and your whole life is now a pursuit of getting girls to like you or getting boys to like you.

01:44:04.000 And then you have friend groups and then everyone has got a girl.

01:44:08.000 They're mean.

01:44:08.000 And you all have a menstrual cycle that syncs up together.

01:44:12.000 They all get crazy together.

01:44:14.000 Dude, those, I never even thought about those guys.

01:44:16.000 So exciting menstrual cycles are nuts.

01:44:18.000 They smell each other and all their fucking blood sinks up at the same time.

01:44:23.000 It's disgusting.

01:44:24.000 How weird is that?

01:44:25.000 And they all get mean for a week together.

01:44:27.000 That's why girls don't really have friends. 1.00

01:44:27.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:44:29.000 Well, there's a lot of reasons why they don't have friends.

01:44:31.000 But think about one week a month, you and your friends all are fucking nasty to each other.

01:44:35.000 That's crazy.

01:44:35.000 Yeah.

01:44:36.000 It is crazy.

01:44:39.000 What do you hear of more?

01:44:40.000 Do you hear of more like a girl being betrayed by one of her friends that tries to fuck her husband?

01:44:49.000 You hear about that more than you would hear about a husband trying to fuck someone's wife, right?

01:44:54.000 That's like a more risky move.

01:44:56.000 So that's probably one of the reasons why girls don't trust girls. 1.00

01:45:00.000 Like that bitch. 1.00

01:45:02.000 She'll just go fuck my man. 1.00

01:45:04.000 And also the guy will definitely say yes.

01:45:08.000 It's such an it's an easy one.

01:45:10.000 It'll be a secret.

01:45:12.000 Oh, a secret.

01:45:12.000 Fuck him.

01:45:14.000 A secret sounds good.

01:45:15.000 Yeah, he might kill me.

01:45:16.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:45:19.000 Yeah.

01:45:19.000 I'm watching this show.

01:45:21.000 What is it called?

01:45:22.000 The Beast in Me?

01:45:23.000 The new Netflix show.

01:45:24.000 Bro.

01:45:26.000 The reason why I brought that up, there's a scene where spoiler alert, where a cop is banging this other cop, a female cop. 1.00

01:45:35.000 Oh, guys, I mean, she's married.

01:45:36.000 And it's like one of them things.

01:45:38.000 You know, like, there's people out there.

01:45:38.000 Yeah.

01:45:41.000 Just I think a lot of people.

01:45:43.000 Yeah.

01:45:44.000 Yeah.

01:45:45.000 That the show is fucking great, though.

01:45:47.000 That Claire Dane show.

01:45:48.000 Have you seen it?

01:45:48.000 No, I haven't.

01:45:49.000 I heard it was good.

01:45:50.000 Boom.

01:45:51.000 Nice.

01:45:51.000 It's good.

01:45:52.000 I'm only a couple minutes.

01:45:53.000 I need to go gym, but it's a good one.

01:45:55.000 I'm about done with the revolution.

01:45:56.000 That lady can fucking. 1.00

01:45:57.000 Keep jacking off, though.

01:45:58.000 It's taking forever.

01:46:01.000 Fuck it.

01:46:02.000 I've been watching this thing for six weeks.

01:46:04.000 Keep jacking off.

01:46:10.000 How far are you?

01:46:11.000 45 minutes jacked off.

01:46:13.000 When you see your play and picks up where you dropped it off, you're 45 minutes in the first episode.

01:46:19.000 Bro, man, I wish I could tell you I'm not joking.

01:46:23.000 I took a picture of it because it was so funny.

01:46:27.000 I jacked off to him.

01:46:30.000 I was.

01:46:34.000 When I finished jacking off, this is at 1.11 in the morning today.

01:46:38.000 Okay.

01:46:38.000 I looked up and the screen was a map of the British invasion.

01:46:46.000 As soon as I got done, I was like, oh, they're invading Mohawk territory by Fort Stanwix. 0.94

01:46:51.000 See, I took a photo.

01:46:52.000 Took a photo.

01:46:53.000 It's insane to finish and look up and go, what am I doing?

01:46:53.000 It's so ridiculous.

01:46:57.000 What the fuck?

01:47:01.000 That's funny.

01:47:02.000 That's so funny.

01:47:04.000 You got to give it a watch.

01:47:06.000 Shit rocks.

01:47:07.000 You're going to fucking jack off a lot.

01:47:07.000 No.

01:47:07.000 Yeah.

01:47:09.000 I won't.

01:47:10.000 I started it.

01:47:11.000 I started it.

01:47:12.000 It's awesome.

01:47:12.000 Yeah.

01:47:13.000 All his stuff's awesome.

01:47:14.000 Ken Burns' rules.

01:47:14.000 He's rules.

01:47:15.000 He takes topics that you would go, I'm never going to watch that.

01:47:18.000 No.

01:47:19.000 Fucking rules.

01:47:20.000 No, he can do anything.

01:47:21.000 Baseball?

01:47:22.000 You go, what could be interesting?

01:47:24.000 The Vietnam one was excellent.

01:47:25.000 Vietnam fucking ruled.

01:47:26.000 Yeah.

01:47:27.000 Yeah.

01:47:28.000 You know, like, he's really rare because essentially PBS just lets him just put it together.

01:47:33.000 Like, I know.

01:47:35.000 The way he wants.

01:47:36.000 They don't fuck with him at all.

01:47:37.000 Is Trump trying to get rid of PBS?

01:47:40.000 I don't know.

01:47:41.000 He can't get rid of him.

01:47:42.000 Better not touch my Ken Burns, dude.

01:47:44.000 My thought, though, is that he can kind of do that anywhere now.

01:47:49.000 Sure.

01:47:49.000 Like, he could do it on YouTube, and it would be massive.

01:47:52.000 Yeah.

01:47:53.000 Imagine if he put a series like that out on YouTube.

01:47:56.000 Did YouTube pay for that?

01:47:58.000 No, I mean, pay you for downloads.

01:47:58.000 Yeah.

01:48:00.000 Yeah, but.

01:48:02.000 When they paid like Netflix would probably do it.

01:48:05.000 They could probably do Netflix.

01:48:06.000 Yeah.

01:48:07.000 Yeah.

01:48:08.000 He should do HBO.

01:48:09.000 He can do it anywhere.

01:48:10.000 But his stuff is so good.

01:48:11.000 No one cares where it is.

01:48:12.000 They'll find it on PBS.

01:48:13.000 They'll buy the DVD or rent it.

01:48:15.000 What budget of fucking PBS is going to Ken Burns, dude?

01:48:18.000 80 must be.

01:48:19.000 80%.

01:48:20.000 He's there, Stern.

01:48:21.000 Absolutely.

01:48:22.000 Absolutely.

01:48:23.000 He got one guy.

01:48:24.000 He got one guy.

01:48:25.000 He got Ken Burns.

01:48:26.000 Fuck.

01:48:27.000 Stern just resigned.

01:48:28.000 I saw him.

01:48:30.000 Good for him.

01:48:31.000 Good for him.

01:48:32.000 Guess he still likes to do it.

01:48:34.000 Good.

01:48:34.000 You know?

01:48:36.000 How long do you think you'll be doing comedy and podcasting?

01:48:39.000 Do you think you're ever going to get to a point in time?

01:48:41.000 I don't know how long I'll do podcasting.

01:48:45.000 I'll probably fucking forever.

01:48:46.000 Right.

01:48:47.000 Comedy for sure.

01:48:48.000 Stand-up for sure.

01:48:48.000 Yeah.

01:48:49.000 But the podcasting is where I get a little like, you're good at it because you talk about like fucking topics and things you're interested in.

01:48:56.000 All I have is me.

01:48:57.000 So after a while, you're like, I don't want to keep putting myself out.

01:49:00.000 You know what I mean?

01:49:01.000 Right, right, right, right.

01:49:02.000 I know what you're saying.

01:49:02.000 It's good to like, no privacy.

01:49:04.000 Yeah, I know what I'm saying.

01:49:06.000 Yeah.

01:49:06.000 It's like, but you could do a podcast where you talk to anybody as well.

01:49:11.000 You could do.

01:49:12.000 I could do a history podcast if I put like any.

01:49:18.000 Yeah, you 100% could.

01:49:19.000 And you could also do a history podcast where you have an interest in a subject and you know a lot about it, but not like enough to do a podcast on it.

01:49:29.000 You just bring an expert in and have a conversation with him about it.

01:49:32.000 That'd be awesome.

01:49:33.000 I've thought about it.

01:49:34.000 I had a teacher at Harrisburg Area Community College who was a Gettysburg tour.

01:49:42.000 He was a tour guide.

01:49:43.000 And it's Harrisburg Area Community College, so no one gave a fuck.

01:49:46.000 And I was taking Civil War history.

01:49:48.000 I was locked in, dude.

01:49:49.000 This guy fucking loved me.

01:49:51.000 It was me and 10 other fucking low IQ guys jacking off.

01:49:55.000 And I was just like, oh, so what actually happened at the Battle of Sporting Hill?

01:49:59.000 He was like, that's a great question.

01:50:01.000 It was nice.

01:50:02.000 Tour guides, you ever go to a battlefield?

01:50:04.000 No.

01:50:05.000 Nothing I think of.

01:50:06.000 Bro.

01:50:07.000 Have I?

01:50:07.000 Get a tour guide and go to a battlefield.

01:50:09.000 Shit's awesome.

01:50:10.000 I don't think I ever have.

01:50:11.000 Any battlefield.

01:50:12.000 It's awesome.

01:50:14.000 They know everything.

01:50:15.000 It's their whole life.

01:50:16.000 They just live it.

01:50:17.000 They fucking are there every day.

01:50:18.000 They know every single thing.

01:50:20.000 It's awesome.

01:50:21.000 It's a little weird.

01:50:22.000 It's a little weird, but it's cool to be a part of.

01:50:24.000 Yeah?

01:50:25.000 Yeah.

01:50:26.000 Okay, I'll go with you.

01:50:27.000 You can get a guy to, like at Gettysburg, you can get him in your car.

01:50:31.000 And you just drive the battlefield.

01:50:32.000 Why don't we just go to Alamo?

01:50:34.000 That would be awesome.

01:50:36.000 That anybody can do it.

01:50:37.000 I don't know much about Texas history.

01:50:39.000 Because it was always.

01:50:39.000 I don't know.

01:50:41.000 I don't know a whole lot.

01:50:42.000 I know a lot about Texas.

01:50:43.000 We get a Texas.

01:50:44.000 We get a Comanche tour.

01:50:46.000 Ooh, that's what we need.

01:50:47.000 There had to be a battle.

01:50:48.000 Oh, yeah.

01:50:49.000 But see, it always felt like it was like light cavalry and skirmishes.

01:50:52.000 Well, there's a lot of that, too.

01:50:54.000 The real thing that changed was the pistol and they figured out how to make a revolver because those dudes with muskets did not stand a fucking chance.

01:51:02.000 Fuck, I miss.

01:51:04.000 All right.

01:51:05.000 I got 15 minutes.

01:51:07.000 This fucker's a lot of people.

01:51:08.000 This guy got jacked.

01:51:09.000 The thing about the Comanches, too, is they were really good at riding horses and shooting arrows off the horses. 0.97

01:51:14.000 So they just run right at them and fill him up with arrows.

01:51:16.000 Think about that, though.

01:51:17.000 Like, you see an Indian. 1.00

01:51:19.000 Yeah.

01:51:19.000 You go, all right, well, this has worked before out east.

01:51:21.000 I could just sit here and shoot at him.

01:51:23.000 Guy's riding on the side of his horse, shooting arrows at you.

01:51:26.000 He's doing tricks.

01:51:26.000 Yeah.

01:51:27.000 He's going to drive the body of his horse.

01:51:28.000 He's doing tricks.

01:51:29.000 And then he's going to eat my family.

01:51:31.000 He's going to do some weird shit.

01:51:33.000 They did some weird shit to people.

01:51:35.000 Yeah.

01:51:35.000 Did you ever read Empire of the Summer Moon?

01:51:37.000 Bro.

01:51:38.000 Incredible.

01:51:38.000 The scene that they describe where they chopped this guy's arms and legs off and then threw him on the fire while he was still alive to watch him squirm.

01:51:48.000 I was like, you.

01:51:50.000 And he is like, that's why they never surrendered.

01:51:54.000 They didn't have surrender in their thought process.

01:51:57.000 No, they're doing weird.

01:51:58.000 They're going to die or kill you.

01:51:59.000 Yeah, they're doing the weirdest shit possible.

01:52:01.000 You got to die after that.

01:52:02.000 Yeah.

01:52:03.000 You can't go, all right, I'll just go to jail.

01:52:05.000 And they were doing that to other Native Americans, too, by the way.

01:52:08.000 That's what this was about.

01:52:10.000 Like, their favorite thing was to go on raiding parties.

01:52:15.000 Yo.

01:52:16.000 Damn.

01:52:16.000 He's just trying to sleep.

01:52:17.000 Yo.

01:52:18.000 I'm going to cut your arms and legs off. 1.00

01:52:19.000 That's why you can't have that C-Pap on.

01:52:24.000 You know, he had a full throttle.

01:52:29.000 You ever see Hostiles?

01:52:31.000 It's Christian Bale.

01:52:33.000 I don't think I did see it.

01:52:35.000 You would love it.

01:52:36.000 I'm sure I'd love it.

01:52:37.000 The fucking rules.

01:52:38.000 I don't think I did.

01:52:39.000 What year was that, friend?

01:52:39.000 Opening scene.

01:52:40.000 2017.

01:52:41.000 Yeah.

01:52:42.000 Opening scene is some Comanches attacking settlers. 0.86

01:52:42.000 No, I definitely did. 0.86

01:52:47.000 It's fucking great.

01:52:48.000 Show me what the poster looks like.

01:52:49.000 I've seen too many movies, dude.

01:52:50.000 My brain is.

01:52:51.000 Hostiles rules.

01:52:52.000 Does it?

01:52:53.000 Yeah.

01:52:55.000 No, I didn't see it.

01:52:57.000 But I did a good thing about it.

01:52:57.000 I didn't see it.

01:52:59.000 Chalamet's in that.

01:53:00.000 It's almost like there's too many fucking movies and too many good ones slip to give it a shot.

01:53:06.000 Oh, no.

01:53:06.000 This is starting the beginning, though.

01:53:08.000 We can't watch that.

01:53:09.000 Oh, thank you.

01:53:10.000 Get some visuals here.

01:53:11.000 I can't really show it on the screen.

01:53:15.000 It's.

01:53:16.000 They're getting attacked.

01:53:17.000 This guy going, fuck it.

01:53:18.000 They're going to take the horses.

01:53:19.000 I'd rather die.

01:53:24.000 Yeah.

01:53:26.000 It looks familiar.

01:53:27.000 It's great.

01:53:28.000 Maybe I did see it.

01:53:30.000 Anyway, yeah, it was.

01:53:31.000 But you know what I'd like to see is the Little Bighorn.

01:53:34.000 Never been up there.

01:53:35.000 Custer's Last Stand.

01:53:36.000 Ooh.

01:53:37.000 That'd be a cool one.

01:53:38.000 Where's that?

01:53:39.000 Dakota's South Dakota?

01:53:43.000 I'm a dumbass if I got which one wrong.

01:53:46.000 It's one of the Dakotas.

01:53:49.000 Yeah, that's got to be weird.

01:53:50.000 Stand on the ground where all those people died.

01:53:52.000 That's a good one.

01:53:53.000 Because he was there to hunt them and he ended up running into like the biggest congregation of Native Americans ever. 1.00

01:54:01.000 Yeah, fucking smoked.

01:54:02.000 They all got together.

01:54:03.000 Yeah.

01:54:06.000 Oh, Montana?

01:54:06.000 What am I at?

01:54:07.000 Fucking idiot.

01:54:09.000 Damn.

01:54:10.000 Out in the middle of nowhere.

01:54:12.000 Wow.

01:54:13.000 Imagine just the visual of thinking you're chasing them down and you're hunting them.

01:54:20.000 You're on the attack and you go over the hill and you're like, oh, shit.

01:54:25.000 No.

01:54:29.000 What is this?

01:54:30.000 That's just where it is.

01:54:30.000 A reenactment?

01:54:31.000 That's what it looks like there.

01:54:32.000 They probably reenact it every year, just like the Civil War dorks do.

01:54:35.000 I've been to those.

01:54:36.000 I love those.

01:54:38.000 I go to Getty's Brigade.

01:54:39.000 I go to Gettysburg and watch it.

01:54:41.000 It was so sick.

01:54:42.000 It was awesome.

01:54:42.000 That's hilarious.

01:54:43.000 That was hilarious.

01:54:44.000 Yeah.

01:54:45.000 Little Bighorn would be a sick one. 0.98

01:54:48.000 I was watching this dude.

01:54:49.000 He had a truck, A YouTube video, and he was doing like some upgrade to this truck, and he pointed the front uh license plate and he said, Oh, and here we got a Mississippi license plate.

01:55:03.000 I was like, What is that?

01:55:05.000 Have you seen the Mississippi, the Mississippi flag for the license?

01:55:10.000 Was it just the Confederate flag?

01:55:12.000 Kind of.

01:55:13.000 Have you seen the Mississippi flag?

01:55:15.000 See if you can find the Mississippi plague because he had a Mississippi flag.

01:55:18.000 I fucked it up, but for his front license plate.

01:55:20.000 And I was like, Wait a minute.

01:55:21.000 Yeah, Mississippi held it down for, I think they might still be holding it down.

01:55:26.000 I think it's a recent update, but I think that's what it used to look like.

01:55:31.000 Okay, that's crazy.

01:55:34.000 That is so wild.

01:55:36.000 So sick.

01:55:37.000 I don't give a fuck, dude.

01:55:39.000 It's fucking sick.

01:55:41.000 Obviously, I understand people having a problem with it.

01:55:43.000 I get it.

01:55:44.000 I bet that changed kind of crazy.

01:55:44.000 I think.

01:55:46.000 2021.

01:55:47.000 That's kind of crazy that they kept that Confederate flag in there for so long.

01:55:50.000 Oh, wait.

01:55:51.000 Oh, hold on.

01:55:52.000 Yeah, 2020.

01:55:53.000 For 1996 to 2020.

01:55:55.000 So that's what it was?

01:55:56.000 95?

01:55:57.000 So what is it currently?

01:55:58.000 Pre-96 might have been just the current.

01:56:01.000 Oh, they turned into a flower.

01:56:05.000 Let me go.

01:56:05.000 That's what it is currently.

01:56:06.000 It's a flower.

01:56:08.000 That's hilarious.

01:56:10.000 Well, it wasn't for this dude and his truck.

01:56:17.000 That's the state flags back then were so sick.

01:56:22.000 At Gettysburg, you can see all the battle flags they had.

01:56:26.000 South had some good ones.

01:56:28.000 Did they?

01:56:28.000 North typically stuck with the fucking American flag, but every, you know, your state, it was all state pride.

01:56:35.000 It was fucking cool.

01:56:36.000 They all had fucking slogans.

01:56:37.000 They would talk shit.

01:56:39.000 It was fucking awesome.

01:56:40.000 It's so cool.

01:56:42.000 Yeah, they were basically Europe.

01:56:43.000 And they had reputations.

01:56:44.000 A bunch of countries.

01:56:45.000 1894.

01:56:47.000 Wow.

01:56:48.000 Took it down in 2020.

01:56:50.000 I think when they were doing all the rest of the Confederate monument stuff, they probably got 2020.

01:56:54.000 Also, Mississippi.

01:56:55.000 Boys.

01:56:56.000 That's so crazy.

01:56:57.000 Imagine if somebody still had a swastika in their flag and they were just rocking that. 0.69

01:57:02.000 Like, what?

01:57:03.000 Right?

01:57:03.000 Come on.

01:57:05.000 It's just a part of it.

01:57:06.000 It's historical.

01:57:07.000 We're German.

01:57:07.000 It's German.

01:57:09.000 It's part of our thing.

01:57:10.000 Yeah, they had good ones.

01:57:11.000 And you would like that.

01:57:13.000 Each group had like they had reputations.

01:57:15.000 Like, I think it was the Iron Brigade.

01:57:18.000 It was like these Midwest freaks.

01:57:19.000 So they were all like German and Norwegian.

01:57:22.000 They were all fucking huge.

01:57:24.000 And like, they wore big, tall black hats to make them even taller.

01:57:24.000 Right.

01:57:28.000 And like, the Confederate generals would see those black hats and be like, fuck, get out of there.

01:57:33.000 I don't know if that, well, whatever.

01:57:34.000 They ruled.

01:57:37.000 Fun.

01:57:37.000 There was the Louisiana.

01:57:38.000 Silly hats.

01:57:39.000 Louisiana Tigers.

01:57:40.000 They would fucking get you.

01:57:41.000 They were a bunch of imagine like dressing up.

01:57:44.000 Pull that photo up again that you showed the earlier one.

01:57:44.000 Like, look at that photo.

01:57:48.000 The one where they're all like standing there with their suits on.

01:57:51.000 Imagine getting dressed up real nice to go kill people.

01:57:55.000 Look at that.

01:57:56.000 That's so weird.

01:57:57.000 No, I like it.

01:57:58.000 I'd rather get killed by a guy fucking dressed up.

01:58:00.000 Click on the one in the upper right corner, the left-hand thumbnails.

01:58:04.000 Oh, yeah, right there.

01:58:04.000 Upper right.

01:58:05.000 Look at that dude.

01:58:07.000 He could shoot me.

01:58:07.000 That's a good guy.

01:58:08.000 But just imagine.

01:58:10.000 Like, this is how you're getting dressed up to go to war.

01:58:12.000 It's so weird looking.

01:58:14.000 What's your goofy hat?

01:58:16.000 Full-on pose photo with like a fake background, like you take at a good point.

01:58:20.000 Show them the you could do that with like Marines, right, in military dress, right?

01:58:24.000 No, they would wear that.

01:58:25.000 No, they didn't have to show them the Zuave's.

01:58:28.000 What's a Zuave?

01:58:29.000 You're gonna like their outfits.

01:58:30.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:58:32.000 little gay boy outfits fucking people up Z-O-U-V-E-S I think Yeah, it's good. 1.00

01:58:44.000 Oh, boy.

01:58:45.000 Swag, dude.

01:58:46.000 Whoa.

01:58:46.000 Where were they?

01:58:49.000 MC Hammer pants.

01:58:50.000 Where did they go?

01:58:51.000 They were in the north.

01:58:51.000 They were breaking.

01:58:54.000 New York?

01:58:56.000 No.

01:58:56.000 Really?

01:58:57.000 Yeah.

01:58:58.000 Hold this thought.

01:58:58.000 I have to pee.

01:59:00.000 We'll be right back.

01:59:00.000 So who are these African fellows?

01:59:03.000 They're from Africa. 0.97

01:59:05.000 They swaggerjacked the French North African. 0.99

01:59:08.000 Oh, so the other guys were where, though?

01:59:11.000 That swagger jacket?

01:59:12.000 Where were they?

01:59:13.000 I think New York.

01:59:15.000 I think the Irish Brigade might have tried it.

01:59:17.000 Could be wrong.

01:59:19.000 Bro, when I first saw Gangs in New York, I was like, wait, this happened too?

01:59:22.000 Yeah.

01:59:24.000 What?

01:59:26.000 So these are the guys?

01:59:27.000 Yeah.

01:59:28.000 It's good swag.

01:59:30.000 Where did they live, though?

01:59:34.000 I think if you look up Zuave's American Civil War.

01:59:37.000 So these guys fought in the Civil War dressed like that?

01:59:40.000 Yeah.

01:59:41.000 Trying to find out where they're from.

01:59:42.000 Wow.

01:59:43.000 That was American.

01:59:44.000 Imagine you're hanging out with a bunch of dudes and everyone's dressing like.

01:59:49.000 Bro, that was the drip.

01:59:52.000 That was the coolest group of dudes.

01:59:54.000 Look at these guys.

01:59:56.000 What's with the hats?

01:59:58.000 That's a crazy look.

02:00:01.000 So how many of those were from the area where this was in Chicago from the first one?

02:00:08.000 Huh?

02:00:09.000 He formed the first American company inspired by North African light infantry known as the Zuavez that had won distinction in both Algeria and Crimea.

02:00:19.000 Bro, that part of the world.

02:00:24.000 Whew.

02:00:24.000 That's one of the things about when Russian fighters fight in the UFC.

02:00:28.000 I always have to, like, I got my little calculations.

02:00:31.000 Like, this guy, he's strong.

02:00:34.000 I'm like, he's from where?

02:00:36.000 Oh.

02:00:37.000 He's from Chechnya.

02:00:39.000 Well, he's going to win.

02:00:40.000 Well, he's probably going to fuck this guy up.

02:00:42.000 Check out what the description is here.

02:00:44.000 A fellow who can pull up a 110-pound dumbbell, who can climb up an 80-foot rope hand over hand with a barrel flower hanging to his heels, hanging to his heels.

02:00:56.000 I don't know what that means.

02:00:57.000 Who can jump 17 feet four inches high without a springboard?

02:01:02.000 17 feet high.

02:01:06.000 They must have been crazy.

02:01:07.000 Who can tie his legs in a double bow knot round his neck without previously softening his shin bones in a steam bath?

02:01:15.000 What?

02:01:16.000 Who can take a five-shooting revolver in each hand and knock the spots off the 10 of diamonds at 80 paces, turning somersaults all the time and firing every shot in the air?

02:01:28.000 That's a Zuave.

02:01:29.000 Whose quote is this?

02:01:31.000 That's a silly quote.

02:01:33.000 That's a drunk Zuave.

02:01:35.000 So wrote a Western Tony Hindran.

02:01:37.000 He was gay to the Zave's. 0.97

02:01:38.000 Yeah, I'll tell you what they can do.

02:01:40.000 This guy.

02:01:41.000 This guy's doing hat flaps and shooting cards.

02:01:44.000 Yeah, it's supposed to be an exaggeration, apparently.

02:01:47.000 So of course you can jump things.

02:01:47.000 Of course.

02:01:50.000 Nobody can do that.

02:01:51.000 At first, I was with you.

02:01:52.000 He said he shot the spades at 80 yards.

02:01:57.000 What did he say?

02:01:57.000 80 paces?

02:01:58.000 Yeah, it says Americans were going nuts over the new kind of fighting force.

02:02:02.000 80 paces is kind of crazy.

02:02:04.000 How far is 80 paces?

02:02:06.000 What does that mean?

02:02:07.000 When they say 80 paces?

02:02:08.000 I got it, right?

02:02:09.000 New York?

02:02:09.000 I feel good about that.

02:02:11.000 So it's just like if you just a full step, I guess.

02:02:14.000 But it's everybody's step is longer or shorter.

02:02:17.000 True.

02:02:18.000 So what is it like?

02:02:18.000 True.

02:02:21.000 You're shooting a card with a fucking musket at 80 yards.

02:02:24.000 You know how retarded that is? 1.00

02:02:25.000 If you're doing a draw or a duel against a short guy, you're fucked, dude.

02:02:28.000 He's going to hit 10 paces real quick.

02:02:31.000 Shot in the back.

02:02:32.000 I think everybody has a count.

02:02:35.000 Is ready.

02:02:36.000 Aim fire.

02:02:38.000 10 paces.

02:02:40.000 This is the first guy.

02:02:41.000 It also says he was the first Union officer to die in combat.

02:02:45.000 He's a dork.

02:02:47.000 He's a dork.

02:02:48.000 He was trying to wear cool clothes.

02:02:49.000 He got shot.

02:02:50.000 Yeah, my first thought is how would a law student in Chicago have read about these guys fighting in Africa?

02:02:56.000 Dude, was it dark?

02:02:57.000 Read a newspaper article.

02:02:58.000 Yeah.

02:02:59.000 He probably was way too into looking good and not really thinking about the war part of it.

02:03:03.000 He says, you know.

02:03:04.000 Then all of a sudden, First Manassas comes around.

02:03:08.000 We're going to whip them. 0.72

02:03:10.000 They have guns, too.

02:03:10.000 Watch out.

02:03:12.000 Yeah.

02:03:13.000 There's some good last quotes from Gettysburg.

02:03:16.000 They're from just the Civil War.

02:03:18.000 They're hilarious.

02:03:18.000 Because it's guys talking like that back.

02:03:21.000 I just remember one from Gettysburg where a guy's last quote was like, what are you guys ducking for?

02:03:25.000 They couldn't hit an elephant from that distance.

02:03:27.000 They get shot in the head.

02:03:29.000 Who said that to him?

02:03:30.000 He said that.

02:03:30.000 That said that to like a transcriber.

02:03:33.000 All of his boys were ducking, hiding behind rocks.

02:03:35.000 And he was like, come on, what are you guys, pussies? 1.00

02:03:37.000 They couldn't hit an elephant from this distance.

02:03:39.000 Oh, get popped in the head.

02:03:42.000 Tough last one.

02:03:43.000 Yeah.

02:03:44.000 You want your last words to be cool.

02:03:46.000 How accurate were those rifles even?

02:03:49.000 Like the rifles that they used, so they used ball the little ball muskets.

02:03:54.000 So they started getting rifling.

02:03:55.000 They started getting rifling?

02:03:56.000 bullets so eight Gettysburg was 63 so by then they were definitely right Because the Comanche, when they were fighting the Comanche, they had already introduced the Colt. 0.99

02:03:56.000 Yeah, yeah. 0.99

02:04:08.000 I think in like 1850?

02:04:12.000 When did Colt invent the revolver?

02:04:15.000 Oh, here it goes.

02:04:16.000 I feel like officers have revolted.

02:04:18.000 What year is this?

02:04:18.000 So 1861 is, it says model 1861.

02:04:24.000 That's a rifled musket.

02:04:25.000 1855, that's another rifled musket.

02:04:30.000 It says rifle.

02:04:32.000 Okay, it doesn't say rifled musket.

02:04:34.000 It says rifle, but it has a flint lock.

02:04:36.000 Like the whole thing, it looks the same.

02:04:38.000 But then Colt Navy revolver, it doesn't say what year.

02:04:42.000 I'm just five.

02:04:43.000 Oh, it says weapons of the Civil War.

02:04:45.000 So they had revolvers.

02:04:47.000 At least.

02:04:48.000 Yeah, at least the officers did.

02:04:48.000 Okay.

02:04:50.000 And then the cavalry had those carbines.

02:04:53.000 And yeah, scroll back up again to that image.

02:04:56.000 That was a better one.

02:04:57.000 The one that you just showed?

02:04:58.000 It's a little better.

02:04:59.000 Oh, okay.

02:05:00.000 So those bottom ones, they look like actual rifles.

02:05:04.000 That looks like a long pistol, right?

02:05:08.000 So I bet they had a bullet.

02:05:11.000 Right, those aren't muskets, right? 0.52

02:05:13.000 Top, this mini-ball thing.

02:05:18.000 Interesting.

02:05:20.000 But they definitely had.

02:05:22.000 It seems like they had pistols.

02:05:23.000 The South definitely had some guys with some muskets coming out. 1.00

02:05:26.000 So what year did Colt invent the pistol?

02:05:28.000 Because I think they started using them.

02:05:30.000 The Texas Rangers started using them first before the military even used them.

02:05:35.000 That was the story in Empire of the Summer Moon, right?

02:05:40.000 Which is crazy that someone wouldn't want to buy something that can shoot five rounds.

02:05:44.000 36, damn.

02:05:45.000 Wow.

02:05:46.000 1836.

02:05:47.000 The revolver.

02:05:49.000 1831.

02:05:51.000 He invented the first practical revolver in 1831, received a U.S. patent for the revolving cylinder design on February 25th, 1836.

02:06:00.000 So in 1831, this motherfucker invented it. 1.00

02:06:03.000 1836, he gets the patent, and nobody wanted it.

02:06:06.000 They were like, we don't want it.

02:06:08.000 We don't want to pay for your fucking crazy revolver.

02:06:10.000 Oh, you can stab with that.

02:06:12.000 I'm an old school musket guy.

02:06:17.000 I want to take 10 minutes.

02:06:20.000 These guys that are like old school in everything.

02:06:22.000 There's going to be always guys that are old school musket guys. 1.00

02:06:25.000 Look at that thing. 0.92

02:06:26.000 Wow.

02:06:27.000 What is that little thing on the side?

02:06:29.000 Is that the gunpowder?

02:06:32.000 That doesn't make sense.

02:06:34.000 Like, how did that work?

02:06:37.000 When did they invent bullets?

02:06:38.000 They might have had to put cartridges.

02:06:39.000 They could make their own bullets on.

02:06:42.000 Oh, my God.

02:06:42.000 They had to make their own bullets.

02:06:43.000 That's crazy.

02:06:45.000 Yeah, right?

02:06:45.000 Of course.

02:06:46.000 Yeah.

02:06:46.000 She ran out.

02:06:47.000 So you probably have the cartridges, you pack all your bullshit in there, and you got your little fake top.

02:06:52.000 I bet they sucked.

02:06:53.000 I bet they, half the time they didn't go off right.

02:06:56.000 Yeah, they probably had the gun before they had the ammo invented, right?

02:07:00.000 Yeah, probably.

02:07:00.000 Maybe.

02:07:02.000 Yeah, because right.

02:07:03.000 How would you, I bet the first one, they had handmade ammo.

02:07:07.000 When did they start mass-producing ammo?

02:07:09.000 We could just go buy ammo.

02:07:10.000 I think that would be World War I.

02:07:12.000 No.

02:07:13.000 Well, slightly.

02:07:14.000 I've actually just read about this.

02:07:15.000 I mean, a little bit before.

02:07:17.000 American Civil War, they would have mass-produced ammo.

02:07:19.000 Some, but we didn't have giant factories back then.

02:07:21.000 So they started converting factories to do stuff.

02:07:24.000 Wow.

02:07:26.000 And then big war comes, and you may start making money off of it.

02:07:31.000 That's a problem that, like, manufacturing goes big up when there's a nice fat war.

02:07:36.000 People get real excited.

02:07:37.000 A lot of jobs.

02:07:38.000 It's like, don't get addicted to that.

02:07:41.000 Well, maybe we did.

02:07:43.000 Oh, we definitely did.

02:07:45.000 Imagine growing up in the 50s, the kind of patriotism people must have had after winning World War II.

02:07:50.000 You'd feel so, dude.

02:07:51.000 That'd be so sick.

02:07:52.000 It wouldn't be incredible.

02:07:53.000 It'd be awesome.

02:07:54.000 It must have been amazing.

02:07:55.000 We were fucking Americans.

02:07:57.000 We saved the world.

02:07:58.000 That was the narrative.

02:08:00.000 And then Vietnam.

02:08:01.000 Fucked it all up.

02:08:02.000 And people couldn't believe it.

02:08:04.000 I thought we were the good guys.

02:08:05.000 We went to the good wars.

02:08:08.000 Just makes you wonder how many times have we been tricked?

02:08:12.000 Like, how many times have people been tricked?

02:08:15.000 Don't get into that.

02:08:16.000 A lot.

02:08:17.000 Don't get into that thought process.

02:08:19.000 I love getting into that.

02:08:21.000 Wait a second.

02:08:22.000 What's that, Jamie?

02:08:23.000 Just celebrations of Victory Day.

02:08:25.000 Yeah, look at all these people holding up signs to say peace.

02:08:29.000 Everybody's so happy.

02:08:30.000 They know they're going to get to live.

02:08:32.000 You only get that happy when you think you were going to die.

02:08:35.000 If there was no war and these people just said, let's have a celebration for being an American.

02:08:40.000 This black guy dead center.

02:08:41.000 That's nice.

02:08:42.000 How do you get everybody to look at the camera?

02:08:46.000 One black dude dead center. 0.77

02:08:48.000 Some guy had a bullhorn.

02:08:49.000 I guess.

02:08:50.000 Everyone, please look.

02:08:52.000 There's definitely one camera.

02:08:53.000 Look at that take off.

02:08:54.000 That might be AI.

02:08:57.000 Seems like there's too many people.

02:08:58.000 No, I believe that picture.

02:08:59.000 That's AI.

02:09:00.000 It's like Times Square and everything.

02:09:01.000 Yeah, that's a cover of an album.

02:09:03.000 That's a Fink Floyd album.

02:09:03.000 It looks good.

02:09:06.000 I mean, maybe, maybe not, but it's just, I guess if you see one camera, it wants to be in the picture.

02:09:06.000 Down here, too.

02:09:12.000 Yeah, what is that?

02:09:13.000 Come on, son.

02:09:15.000 Fuck is that?

02:09:16.000 There were like four cameras.

02:09:17.000 They were probably like, holy shit, a camera's here.

02:09:19.000 Yeah.

02:09:20.000 Yeah.

02:09:20.000 Right.

02:09:21.000 Everybody look up here.

02:09:23.000 Yeah.

02:09:24.000 And back then, everyone was taking orders.

02:09:26.000 Also, it might be AI.

02:09:27.000 No, those are real.

02:09:29.000 I believe those.

02:09:30.000 I do too.

02:09:31.000 It might be a simulation.

02:09:34.000 Can you imagine being there, though?

02:09:35.000 What a party.

02:09:36.000 I bet everybody just fucked everybody.

02:09:37.000 I bet they were the best party ever.

02:09:38.000 They probably went crazy for like days just drinking and getting your fuck on.

02:09:43.000 And that hangover hits.

02:09:45.000 Oh, fuck.

02:09:46.000 I got to go to work.

02:09:46.000 Back to the bar.

02:09:47.000 Back to the bar.

02:09:49.000 Fuck.

02:09:50.000 Yeah, fuck all that PTSD those guys just got.

02:09:50.000 Crazy.

02:09:53.000 You know, coming home, drinking a couple beers.

02:09:57.000 Oh, yeah.

02:09:58.000 Oh, yeah.

02:09:59.000 Liberating a camp, seeing all that going on.

02:10:02.000 Trench warfare.

02:10:04.000 Yeah, World War I trying to bombers.

02:10:06.000 How about what those people come back from watching their buddies getting eaten by wolves over in for some reason you're in Europe?

02:10:17.000 We're fighting Germany? 0.94

02:10:17.000 Some reason. 0.94

02:10:19.000 Why?

02:10:21.000 So he got flown in for some reason.

02:10:22.000 In World War I, why?

02:10:23.000 For the record.

02:10:23.000 Yeah.

02:10:24.000 Well, the craziest thing in World War I, it was a lot of crazy things, but the Fritz Haber story.

02:10:30.000 What's that?

02:10:31.000 Fritz Haber is the guy that invented Zyklon B, right?

02:10:34.000 So he invented Zyklon A.

02:10:37.000 He was the first inventor of it, but he invented it as a pesticide.

02:10:41.000 And it had a very distinct odor.

02:10:44.000 And then Zyklon B, they removed that odor.

02:10:48.000 He also invented gas.

02:10:50.000 He invented, he invented a bunch of shit.

02:10:52.000 One of the things he invented is a way to get nitrogen out of the atmosphere.

02:10:56.000 It's called the Haber method.

02:10:57.000 And to this day, like 50% of the nitrogen in people's bodies in a lot of places in the world is through the Haber method.

02:11:03.000 So that revolutionized fertilizer.

02:11:06.000 So you can get nitrogen from the air.

02:11:08.000 He figured this out.

02:11:09.000 At the same time, he was using gas to fucking kill the Allied troops with giant fans.

02:11:15.000 So at the same time, he was up for a Nobel Prize.

02:11:18.000 He was also wanted for war crimes.

02:11:22.000 And he was Jewish.

02:11:23.000 So eventually...

02:11:24.000 The guy who invented Cyclone B was Jewish? 1.00

02:11:26.000 Yes.

02:11:26.000 And eventually he had a flea.

02:11:26.000 Yeah.

02:11:28.000 Talk about your all-time bad fires.

02:11:30.000 They kept him around for a while.

02:11:32.000 They tried because he was so valuable because he came up with the gas.

02:11:36.000 Yeah.

02:11:37.000 And then eventually he had a flea.

02:11:39.000 They didn't kill him, but they let him flee the country and he died on the road.

02:11:42.000 He died like in transit.

02:11:45.000 He had a bad heart, I believe.

02:11:46.000 Oh, it's a terrible story, dude.

02:11:49.000 There's worse to it.

02:11:50.000 His wife committed suicide in front of him and he left anyway to go to the front lines and he left his like 13-year-old son with her as she was dying.

02:12:00.000 Yeah.

02:12:01.000 She shot herself in front of him. 1.00

02:12:03.000 And he was like, fuck it, I'm going to, well, I'm going to the front line.

02:12:05.000 He's probably going to kill himself.

02:12:07.000 It's a crazy story.

02:12:09.000 Damn.

02:12:10.000 It's a good movie.

02:12:10.000 Crazy story.

02:12:11.000 Yeah, but imagine like you've invented this thing that unquestionably helped so many human beings.

02:12:18.000 You figured out how to get nitrogen from the atmosphere and you could use it as industrial fertilizer.

02:12:23.000 How much food was grown?

02:12:24.000 How many people were fed?

02:12:25.000 How many starving people were prevented because of this guy's method?

02:12:29.000 Yeah, at the same time, he figured out you could just gas people, just send poison through the air and everybody downwind dead.

02:12:38.000 Men, women, children, medical workers, dogs, cats, pigs.

02:12:43.000 Fuck you.

02:12:45.000 It's a cloud of poison with giant fans.

02:12:50.000 Just blowing poison towards you.

02:12:52.000 Fuck.

02:12:55.000 But I mean, you know, why is it better to shoot people?

02:12:57.000 Why is it better what we do?

02:12:58.000 It's way better.

02:12:59.000 No, it's way better.

02:13:00.000 The gas?

02:13:01.000 No.

02:13:02.000 Shooting people?

02:13:03.000 Yes.

02:13:03.000 Well, did you hear me?

02:13:04.000 Did you hear those stories of getting fucking gassed?

02:13:06.000 Those are the worst things I've ever heard.

02:13:06.000 The nicest one.

02:13:08.000 He's a big nuke.

02:13:08.000 That's the nicest.

02:13:09.000 He just goes by.

02:13:10.000 Unless you're on the slight, slight outskirts.

02:13:14.000 Then you're getting burned.

02:13:16.000 You know the craziest thing that anybody said to me on the podcast recently?

02:13:21.000 This dude was talking, we were talking about UFOs.

02:13:23.000 And one of the things that he said was that one of the ways that they had described one of the things that they're working on that they thought was a back-engineered craft, the way they described it as a simultaneous nuclear payload delivery system.

02:13:41.000 Meaning that the moment you want it, or instantaneous.

02:13:45.000 Yeah.

02:13:46.000 Instantaneous.

02:13:47.000 Instantaneously.

02:13:48.000 Like it literally shows up wherever you want it to be and delivers the nuclear bomb.

02:13:53.000 Like there's no delay.

02:13:55.000 There's nothing because it's operating on some sort of a gravity propulsion system that bends space around it and rockets it towards whatever that point in time or point on the map you want it to be instantaneously.

02:14:08.000 Imagine if the fucking, this is the reason why the aliens haven't landed, is because we gave, they came here, they dropped off some UFOs.

02:14:17.000 They said, hey guys, figure this out.

02:14:18.000 This is how we travel.

02:14:20.000 And we said, wouldn't it be cool to just lose people instantly?

02:14:24.000 Instantly, we did a gun on this thing.

02:14:26.000 And that's how they described it.

02:14:28.000 Instantaneous nuclear payload delivery system.

02:14:31.000 And I was like, that might be the most terrifying thing that any because what kind of fucking sociopaths are in control of the UFO program if the first thing they do with it is figured out how to make a nuke go instantly anywhere you want to go.

02:14:46.000 What year did all the UFO shit start?

02:14:49.000 It all started after the Roswell.

02:14:50.000 When was Roswell?

02:14:51.000 47.

02:14:52.000 That's straight to fucking put a nuke on this thing.

02:14:55.000 That's all they were thinking about.

02:14:56.000 That's all they're thinking of.

02:14:58.000 That's the only thing they're thinking about.

02:14:59.000 We can figure this out.

02:15:00.000 We're putting a fucking nuke.

02:15:02.000 Wait a minute we can kill everybody?

02:15:03.000 Yeah, they just had to drop them out of propeller planes two years ago.

02:15:07.000 Think of that.

02:15:08.000 So they go from dropping it out of a fucking giant propeller plane to two years later, supposedly this thing crashes and they're back engineering it and like really quickly inventing the transistors, weird scientific provenance to it.

02:15:24.000 And then the other weird thing was fiber optics.

02:15:26.000 There's a lot of weird stuff after Roswell.

02:15:29.000 A lot of weird inventions.

02:15:30.000 I will say though, Devil's Advocate is 47, 48.

02:15:35.000 That's like the whole country is inventing things for war.

02:15:39.000 For war. 0.66

02:15:40.000 Yeah.

02:15:40.000 So we're inventing, we're trying our hardest to invent this shit.

02:15:43.000 Oh, 100%.

02:15:44.000 There's just a weird story behind the transistor.

02:15:46.000 What's that?

02:15:47.000 Yeah.

02:15:47.000 Well, you can find it, Jamie.

02:15:49.000 We brought it up the other day.

02:15:50.000 It is odd when you read it because it's the way to create it.

02:15:54.000 It's such a crazy invention, the way to create it.

02:15:57.000 And then there's like this dispute between the guy who was given credit for inventing it and these other guys that were scientists.

02:16:03.000 I'm like, that guy's a fucking bozo. 0.93

02:16:06.000 Why did he get the credit for that?

02:16:08.000 And that more likely it was something that they got from somewhere.

02:16:14.000 It's like there's a weird leap between what they were thinking of doing and what this is.

02:16:19.000 I'm butchering it until we get your quote.

02:16:21.000 I bet back then you could just, if somebody was a scientist and invented something, you'd go.

02:16:26.000 Yeah.

02:16:26.000 Well, they just wow.

02:16:30.000 Bro, that's terrifying.

02:16:32.000 That's terrifying.

02:16:33.000 It's the same guy as the Brown shooting.

02:16:36.000 Is it?

02:16:36.000 Is that what they're saying?

02:16:38.000 How convenient.

02:16:39.000 Is he dead already?

02:16:40.000 How convenient.

02:16:42.000 How convenient.

02:16:44.000 I could be wrong on that.

02:16:45.000 Jamie, I know you're looking at multiple people.

02:16:46.000 That's true.

02:16:47.000 But didn't they say the Portuguese guy who was a physicist who did the Brown shooting? 0.54

02:16:53.000 The guy who did the Brown shooting was a physicist.

02:16:56.000 Yes.

02:16:56.000 They know this for sure.

02:16:58.000 I think so.

02:16:59.000 Again, this is coming out weekly.

02:17:01.000 Same guy.

02:17:01.000 Yeah.

02:17:02.000 What?

02:17:04.000 Okay.

02:17:04.000 Brown University shooting live update.

02:17:06.000 Suspect in Brown and MIT shootings found dead as motive remains unclear.

02:17:12.000 Holy suspect had 200 rounds, laser sights.

02:17:23.000 Okay.

02:17:26.000 So this is the suspect in the Brown University shooting and the MI2 shooting.

02:17:32.000 So he's the suspect in both shootings.

02:17:36.000 48 year old portuguese so he goes there and he shoots this guy that's a fusion scientist that's working on Crazy shit and is talking about see if you can find the thing where he was talking about We played it, right? 0.86

02:17:49.000 Where he was talking about the poles, the electromagnetic poles, the north and south pole that they have to switch.

02:17:56.000 And if they don't switch, we lose our electromagnetic sphere that's protecting us.

02:18:03.000 I don't believe it.

02:18:04.000 Magnetosphere.

02:18:05.000 I don't believe it.

02:18:05.000 You don't believe that?

02:18:06.000 No.

02:18:07.000 Too crazy?

02:18:07.000 No?

02:18:08.000 Yeah.

02:18:09.000 There's no way, dude.

02:18:11.000 I'm focused on college football.

02:18:11.000 But if this guy...

02:18:13.000 get it i don't i have no They killed this guy, though.

02:18:15.000 I have no use for electromagnetic spheres.

02:18:18.000 But if this guy invented some or was onto some technology that could revolutionize power, if you really did find cold fusion.

02:18:26.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:18:27.000 Those guys would be killed.

02:18:29.000 I mean, when you assume, when a super brainiac nerd dude gets killed, and he's involved in some fusion project.

02:18:36.000 Absolutely.

02:18:37.000 And then 24 hours later, Trump True Social merges with a fusion power company.

02:18:45.000 Did that happen?

02:18:46.000 Yeah.

02:18:46.000 Oh.

02:18:48.000 Jesus Christ.

02:18:49.000 Are you serious?

02:18:50.000 Yes.

02:18:52.000 Yeah, pull that story up.

02:18:54.000 I'm thinking about college football playoffs.

02:18:56.000 Yeah, I know.

02:18:57.000 I'm thinking about Jake Paul and Anthony Joshua.

02:18:59.000 That'll be fun.

02:18:59.000 There it goes.

02:19:00.000 True Social parent to merge with nuclear fusion firm in $6 billion deal.

02:19:05.000 By the way, it could be totally unrelated.

02:19:07.000 What a coincidence.

02:19:09.000 Or Trump Media and Technology Group, the social media and crypto company, part owned by President Trump, said it would help develop a utility-scale fusion power plant.

02:19:20.000 I wish that, you know what that Portuguese fellow should have done? 1.00

02:19:22.000 Is waited till he should have got, if he was a real Portuguese man, he would have waited to see Cristiano Ronaldo one more time. 0.58

02:19:30.000 He should have waited till after the summer to shoot this fucking guy.

02:19:32.000 Here's a stupid pet. 0.56

02:19:33.000 Here's a very stupid question, but a valid one.

02:19:35.000 What's the difference between fusion and fission?

02:19:38.000 Do we currently use fission, correct?

02:19:41.000 Is fusion what we don't use?

02:19:44.000 Which is which?

02:19:45.000 That's an insanely smart question.

02:19:45.000 That's a stupid question.

02:19:47.000 Because cold fusion is the holy grail.

02:19:51.000 Nuclear fission and fusion are two distinct nuclear processes that release energy by altering atomic nuclei, but they operate in opposite ways.

02:19:58.000 Fission splits heavy atoms like uranium, while fusion combines light atoms like hydrogen isotopes.

02:20:05.000 Oh, okay.

02:20:06.000 So is a hydrogen bomb a fusion bomb?

02:20:09.000 Put that in there.

02:20:11.000 J-Mo, bring up TJ Duckett highlights.

02:20:14.000 Just find out, please.

02:20:16.000 Is a hydrogen bomb a fusion bomb?

02:20:18.000 I think it's fission.

02:20:19.000 It's fission.

02:20:20.000 Hydrogen bomb?

02:20:21.000 But it says it combines light atoms like hydrogen isotopes and fusion.

02:20:28.000 Different process.

02:20:30.000 Okay.

02:20:31.000 So cold fusion is something that they're all searching for.

02:20:36.000 Oh, the fuel is uranium and plutonium.

02:20:39.000 Key differences.

02:20:45.000 Is it a hydrogen bomb fission or fusion?

02:20:51.000 Here we go.

02:20:55.000 Fusion.

02:20:56.000 Fusion.

02:20:57.000 Yeah, so it is.

02:20:59.000 the trigger oh it uses how weird yeah It's known as a thermonuclear bomb, primarily relies on nuclear fusion for its immense destructive power, but it uses nuclear fission as the initial trigger.

02:21:12.000 Okay.

02:21:13.000 So fission is the trigger.

02:21:16.000 Yeah, I think that's what the whole movie, they're figuring out in that Oppenheimer movie, like the uranium splitting.

02:21:22.000 Once they figured one out, then they'd, you know, that's what I got out of it.

02:21:26.000 Bro, and the bombs they make now make these the ones they made back then look like little baby bombs.

02:21:32.000 Yeah.

02:21:33.000 Zarbamba?

02:21:34.000 There you go.

02:21:35.000 Atomic bomb is fission only.

02:21:38.000 Hydrogen is thermonuclear.

02:21:41.000 So I think it's megatons versus kilotons.

02:21:44.000 This is good.

02:21:45.000 I'm going to crack someone when the bomb goes off.

02:21:48.000 We're getting nukes.

02:21:49.000 I'm going to go actually.

02:21:50.000 Hold on.

02:21:52.000 That looks like fission to me.

02:21:53.000 Are you going to try to whack one off if the bomb's coming?

02:21:57.000 You have 30 seconds.

02:21:58.000 I didn't think I was that type of thing.

02:21:59.000 The internet's still up.

02:22:00.000 Based on fucking my experience with Ken Burns, I might be that guy.

02:22:05.000 I don't think.

02:22:05.000 I've never been scared of him.

02:22:07.000 There's no sin in that.

02:22:08.000 You're going to go.

02:22:09.000 You're going to go.

02:22:10.000 There's no sin in that.

02:22:12.000 It is what it is.

02:22:14.000 I think that's a sin.

02:22:15.000 You don't want to sin right at the end.

02:22:16.000 I don't believe it.

02:22:16.000 Right at the buzzer?

02:22:17.000 I don't believe it.

02:22:18.000 There's a bunch of sins I think people made up.

02:22:20.000 Jacking off?

02:22:21.000 How about wearing two different types of cloth?

02:22:24.000 Well, I would never.

02:22:25.000 You're not supposed to.

02:22:26.000 That's crazy.

02:22:27.000 That's crazy.

02:22:28.000 You sin if you do that.

02:22:29.000 If you want to go old school, you're sinning if you do that.

02:22:33.000 We all know.

02:22:34.000 There's a difference.

02:22:35.000 You have a conscience.

02:22:36.000 Right.

02:22:37.000 You know.

02:22:37.000 To jack off conscience?

02:22:39.000 You know what a sin is.

02:22:40.000 Depends what you jacked off to.

02:22:40.000 Right.

02:22:43.000 This is the current website to get into the Epstein files.

02:22:46.000 You're now in line.

02:22:47.000 I'm in the queue.

02:22:49.000 Oh, wow.

02:22:50.000 Your estimated wait time is one minute.

02:22:53.000 Is it moving?

02:22:54.000 Oh, less than a minute.

02:22:55.000 Wait, we're going to get into the look.

02:22:57.000 We're about to get in.

02:22:58.000 This is a lot done.

02:22:59.000 96%.

02:23:00.000 Less than a minute.

02:23:00.000 There we go.

02:23:01.000 We're at 96% getting into the Epstein files.

02:23:03.000 What do you think should pop up first?

02:23:05.000 Oh, it's your turn.

02:23:06.000 Holy shit.

02:23:07.000 Oh, we're going to see some shit.

02:23:08.000 You are now being redirected to the website.

02:23:11.000 That's right.

02:23:12.000 Immediately, a virus gets uploaded to your computer.

02:23:15.000 They get a FaceTime video of every jerking off session you're going to have for the rest of your life.

02:23:20.000 We'll all be in a database.

02:23:22.000 All right.

02:23:22.000 First thing starts off with a privacy notice.

02:23:24.000 Okay.

02:23:25.000 Okay.

02:23:26.000 Type to search.

02:23:27.000 Court records.

02:23:28.000 You're never finding shit.

02:23:29.000 What do you think is going to come out?

02:23:30.000 So this is all happening live.

02:23:31.000 It just happened an hour ago.

02:23:32.000 What do you think is going to come out of all this?

02:23:34.000 I don't know.

02:23:34.000 Type in Donald Trump and search.

02:23:36.000 We're going to find out real quick what's.

02:23:42.000 No results found.

02:23:44.000 Crazy.

02:23:45.000 Please try a different search.

02:23:46.000 Bill Clinton.

02:23:48.000 The greatest president.

02:23:51.000 Bill Clinton.

02:23:52.000 Saved America.

02:23:53.000 48,000 results.

02:23:54.000 Yeah, here we go.

02:23:55.000 No results found.

02:23:57.000 Oh, interesting.

02:23:58.000 Interesting.

02:23:59.000 Bill Cates.

02:24:01.000 No results found.

02:24:02.000 Crazy.

02:24:03.000 I guess everybody's innocent.

02:24:04.000 Turns out everyone's innocent.

02:24:05.000 He was a worries, alone, hornyman.

02:24:08.000 Bro, I mean, you saw the search.

02:24:11.000 It's over.

02:24:12.000 Okay?

02:24:13.000 Case closed.

02:24:14.000 Guys, can we stop talking about Epstein?

02:24:19.000 Get over it.

02:24:20.000 Handwritten text portions of these documents may not be electronically searchable or produce unreliable search results.

02:24:26.000 So you got to dig yourself.

02:24:28.000 Yeah, we're just going to have to wait.

02:24:29.000 We're going to have to wait a few minutes.

02:24:30.000 We're going to wait for the super nerds. 1.00

02:24:31.000 Yeah, let's get in there and go through that.

02:24:32.000 Get in there and go to work.

02:24:33.000 The guy's not watching Alabama, Oklahoma.

02:24:36.000 Jake Paul, Anthony Joshua.

02:24:38.000 It's going to be incredible.

02:24:38.000 What do you think is going to happen?

02:24:40.000 I think if Joshua tries his hardest, just a jab will win.

02:24:46.000 A jab is going to win the fight. 1.00

02:24:48.000 He's going to be just a foot.

02:24:51.000 He's so much taller and bigger.

02:24:53.000 And he's better at boxing.

02:24:55.000 It's just crazy that he wanted to do it.

02:24:58.000 That Jake Paul wanted to fight Anthony Joshua.

02:25:01.000 I wonder how much Jake got.

02:25:03.000 Oh, he must be getting an extraordinary amount of money for this.

02:25:07.000 Because everyone's going to watch.

02:25:08.000 Yeah.

02:25:09.000 Whether you're a know-it-all boxing expert type fake guy like me or someone else.

02:25:15.000 No, you know you're boxing.

02:25:16.000 I know a little.

02:25:17.000 There's guys that are real boxing experts.

02:25:18.000 But the point is, everyone's going to watch it.

02:25:21.000 Even the casuals.

02:25:22.000 Everyone's going to watch it.

02:25:23.000 I'm going to watch it.

02:25:24.000 Because it's nuts.

02:25:25.000 It's a nutty idea.

02:25:26.000 Yeah.

02:25:26.000 Like, Javante Davis, not the best idea.

02:25:29.000 Javante's small.

02:25:30.000 He fights at 135.

02:25:31.000 That's crazy.

02:25:32.000 You can't be bigger than the guy.

02:25:34.000 But when the guy's way bigger than you, now I'm interested.

02:25:36.000 Like, okay.

02:25:37.000 For sure.

02:25:37.000 Javante would fuck him up.

02:25:39.000 Depends what the.

02:25:40.000 I don't know how big Jake is.

02:25:42.000 He's big.

02:25:43.000 He's weighed 216 and he's solid as a rock.

02:25:46.000 And Javante fights 135.

02:25:48.000 That's way bigger.

02:25:49.000 That's way bigger.

02:25:49.000 Yeah.

02:25:50.000 Yeah.

02:25:51.000 There's a lot of, like, you can only skill is awesome, but it only goes so far when someone's that huge.

02:25:59.000 Yeah.

02:25:59.000 No.

02:26:00.000 Yeah, just like I would.

02:26:00.000 Javante probably could fuck him up because he's really fucking good.

02:26:05.000 I heard that.

02:26:06.000 There's him knocking down and Ghana. 1.00

02:26:07.000 That's what happened.

02:26:08.000 That's me and you.

02:26:09.000 Look at this.

02:26:10.000 I'm assist right now.

02:26:11.000 Yeah.

02:26:11.000 I'm Joshua.

02:26:12.000 That's you.

02:26:13.000 Dude.

02:26:14.000 You do not want to get popped by this guy.

02:26:17.000 He's so big.

02:26:18.000 No.

02:26:20.000 And he's been knocking people out forever, man.

02:26:21.000 Wouldn't you think any top heavyweight would knock out Jake Paul?

02:26:27.000 Well, this guy's, he said, like, openly, he doesn't want to fight.

02:26:30.000 Like, he doesn't want to fight David Benavidez.

02:26:32.000 He's like, fuck that.

02:26:33.000 Yeah.

02:26:33.000 I don't want to fight that guy.

02:26:34.000 But he thinks Joshua's.

02:26:36.000 I don't get it, man.

02:26:37.000 Benavidez is fucking terrifying.

02:26:40.000 Make no mistake about it.

02:26:40.000 You got Ruiz.

02:26:42.000 You could have got Ruiz out there.

02:26:44.000 Which one?

02:26:45.000 Isn't it the Chubby guy?

02:26:47.000 Oh, Andy.

02:26:48.000 Yes.

02:26:48.000 Yeah.

02:26:51.000 Could have got him out.

02:26:53.000 But he might not have taken it easy.

02:26:55.000 I think there's...

02:26:56.000 Yeah, Andy Ruiz is dangerous.

02:26:57.000 I'm trying to find a guy who's going to take it easy.

02:26:59.000 You think Josh was going to take it easy?

02:27:02.000 Well, that's what I was saying about the speech he gave.

02:27:04.000 I don't know.

02:27:05.000 That seems like a wild card.

02:27:07.000 That was a crazy speech.

02:27:08.000 It seems like a guy up to do whatever.

02:27:11.000 I can't believe that I never saw that in 2020.

02:27:14.000 No, no, don't make me.

02:27:15.000 It goes.

02:27:16.000 He did some hip-hops.

02:27:18.000 It got weird, dude.

02:27:18.000 I was watching it because I like Anthony Joshua.

02:27:20.000 And I was watching it going, this is fucking crazy.

02:27:24.000 Well, when a dude outboxes you like that, he's a smaller guy, and he outboxes you two fights in a row.

02:27:31.000 It really batters you a little bit.

02:27:32.000 At least in one of them.

02:27:34.000 There were some moments in the last round where he was just getting boxed up, man.

02:27:39.000 Usik's so good.

02:27:41.000 He's so slick.

02:27:43.000 That guy's 38.

02:27:46.000 Post-fight, though, I'll give anyone.

02:27:49.000 You can say anything.

02:27:50.000 Like, I remember when, like, remember when McGregor broke his leg?

02:27:53.000 Yeah.

02:27:54.000 And everyone was like, I can't believe he's saying all this.

02:27:56.000 It's like, dude.

02:27:56.000 Right.

02:27:57.000 He was in a fight 20 seconds ago.

02:27:59.000 He's going to be saying crazy shit.

02:27:59.000 Yeah.

02:28:01.000 And his leg's broken.

02:28:02.000 And he just shot.

02:28:03.000 He's in terrible pain.

02:28:05.000 Yeah.

02:28:06.000 Like, I don't know.

02:28:07.000 Post-fight interview is like, they're going to say wild shit.

02:28:09.000 They were just in a fight.

02:28:10.000 Yeah.

02:28:11.000 If there's ever a time where someone should have pulled out of a fight, it's that one.

02:28:15.000 Oh, his leg was.

02:28:17.000 His leg was fucked up before that fight.

02:28:18.000 They knew it.

02:28:19.000 They had done MRIs on it and shit.

02:28:22.000 They didn't know what it was.

02:28:23.000 You know, it was probably like a deep bone bruise, but then the next impact on it snapped it.

02:28:28.000 Maybe he had a hairline fracture.

02:28:29.000 So it wasn't just a chest.

02:28:30.000 It was compromised.

02:28:31.000 It wasn't much, man.

02:28:32.000 It wasn't much.

02:28:33.000 It wasn't much when you consider all the times that it's weird because sometimes it doesn't take much.

02:28:38.000 It's just it hits the kneecap the right way or the shin at the high spot.

02:28:42.000 Yeah.

02:28:43.000 Like the top of the shin up here.

02:28:45.000 It's so hard to break.

02:28:46.000 And the flexible part of your shin will just snap on it.

02:28:49.000 But that one didn't kind of look like that.

02:28:52.000 And then when I heard afterwards that it was already compromised going into that fight, I'm like, oh, man, that's a bad idea.

02:28:59.000 But you think you could do anything when you're Connor McGregor.

02:29:01.000 You know, like, fuck this guy.

02:29:02.000 He beat me the first fight, but I'm going to fuck him up the second fight.

02:29:05.000 Being Conor McGregor is literally being on cocaine.

02:29:08.000 Yeah.

02:29:09.000 Are you honest or not?

02:29:15.000 Bro, he had the wildest press conferences back when he was fighting Jose Aldo.

02:29:19.000 That must have been so fun to be at those.

02:29:20.000 They were crazy.

02:29:21.000 How fun was it?

02:29:22.000 I didn't go to press conferences.

02:29:24.000 Oh, really?

02:29:24.000 I watched them.

02:29:25.000 I never go.

02:29:25.000 How about the Wayans?

02:29:26.000 The Weigh-Ins were wild.

02:29:26.000 That must have been.

02:29:27.000 The whole crowd was.

02:29:27.000 The Weigh-Ins were crazy.

02:29:28.000 Yeah.

02:29:29.000 Well, the Weigh-Ins were crazy also because that's a day, that's when they used to have to really weigh in.

02:29:34.000 So you had to get on the scale in front of everybody.

02:29:36.000 Now they have ceremonial weigh-ins.

02:29:37.000 So now you weigh in and then you rehydrate and then you get on the scale and I say official weight is 145.

02:29:45.000 Everybody cheers.

02:29:46.000 So when Connor is standing there facing off with Jose Aldo, he looks like a skeleton.

02:29:51.000 Bro, he looked.

02:29:52.000 Yeah, see if you can find that.

02:29:53.000 It was crazy.

02:29:57.000 So let's see him get on the scale.

02:30:02.000 That's Jose Aldo.

02:30:05.000 So Connor would get on first.

02:30:08.000 Connor got on first.

02:30:10.000 Look at him.

02:30:11.000 Bro, look how sunken in he is.

02:30:15.000 I mean, he must be feeling like utter dog shit.

02:30:19.000 Yeah, how do you not faint?

02:30:21.000 Finally, the wait is over.

02:30:22.000 Yes.

02:30:32.000 It's a fainting a kick.

02:30:33.000 Like I have to get between everybody.

02:30:36.000 Once again, the Irish fans have come out for the biggest UFC featherweight title fight ever.

02:30:49.000 Give us your buzz on tomorrow night.

02:30:52.000 And Jose Aldo as an opponent.

02:30:55.000 You know, I'm sick of talking about Jose.

02:30:58.000 I visualize and I look at his facial features.

02:31:01.000 And I know that the soft parts of his face won't be able to take my shots.

02:31:06.000 I just want to thank the Irish people for coming out here for me.

02:31:09.000 It means everything.

02:31:10.000 Tomorrow no, tomorrow night, I will bring that goal home for all of you.

02:31:15.000 Connor McGregor, ladies and gentlemen.

02:31:17.000 Bro, that was back when he was fighting 145.

02:31:21.000 That boy was big at 145.

02:31:24.000 Chugging electrolytes.

02:31:26.000 Let me see what they look like.

02:31:27.000 Jose Aldo was big at 45 too, man.

02:31:30.000 Jose Aldo was one of the greatest 145 pounders.

02:31:34.000 No, not to be a psycho.

02:31:35.000 I didn't know Charlie Kirk was fucking big.

02:31:38.000 Holy shit.

02:31:40.000 Bro.

02:31:41.000 That's dark.

02:31:42.000 It's not.

02:31:44.000 He speaks Portuguese.

02:31:45.000 Trust me.

02:31:45.000 It's not Charlie Kirk.

02:31:48.000 Son of a bitch. 0.88

02:31:48.000 Hold on. 0.88

02:31:49.000 I'm not making light of anything.

02:31:49.000 No, no, no.

02:31:51.000 If you mean him.

02:31:52.000 What do you mean if he doesn't?

02:31:52.000 He looked exactly like it.

02:31:54.000 It's just the angle.

02:31:56.000 Bro.

02:31:57.000 Yeah, hold on.

02:32:00.000 It's just the angle, I'm telling you.

02:32:01.000 No, you're into something.

02:32:03.000 What's going on here?

02:32:05.000 Crisis actors.

02:32:06.000 You ever see those people that get super obsessed with crisis actors?

02:32:09.000 Well, hold on.

02:32:09.000 That's another thing.

02:32:10.000 That's a good point.

02:32:11.000 Now, look at what he looks the next day.

02:32:13.000 His eyes, his face.

02:32:13.000 He's all filled in.

02:32:14.000 Oh, it's completely filled in.

02:32:17.000 I wonder if back then you were allowed to use IVs.

02:32:23.000 Because you weighed in the same day.

02:32:25.000 I mean, excuse me.

02:32:26.000 You weighed in on the scale, not the same day, the day before.

02:32:30.000 Black trunks for the champion.

02:32:32.000 Jose Aldo Jr.

02:32:37.000 Oh, my God.

02:32:40.000 It's the first time I've ever said he slept him ever in a fight.

02:32:43.000 It just came out.

02:32:44.000 Because it was like, that's what he did.

02:32:44.000 Yeah.

02:32:45.000 He just slept him.

02:32:47.000 That was crazy.

02:32:48.000 And the fact that he did it after like months and months and months of taunting and shit talking and worst case.

02:32:55.000 So Aldo's.

02:32:56.000 Worst case.

02:32:57.000 God, that blows.

02:32:58.000 It blows.

02:32:59.000 Yeah.

02:33:00.000 And it was, yeah, it's just a quick.

02:33:02.000 Oh, that sucks.

02:33:03.000 You ever see Aldo in his prime?

02:33:05.000 Yeah.

02:33:06.000 Aldo when he was in the WEC.

02:33:08.000 Didn't see that.

02:33:10.000 Bro.

02:33:12.000 Aldo won't use.

02:33:14.000 This is the first time in years Aldo won't use IVs to rehydrate.

02:33:19.000 I think the band had just started.

02:33:20.000 Oh, that's crazy.

02:33:26.000 That was when it happened.

02:33:27.000 Six months before that is when it started.

02:33:29.000 Oh, well, so Aldo always got big at 145.

02:33:34.000 And there was a few weigh-ins where he got real big, where he had a really hard time making 145.

02:33:41.000 And then he started fighting at 135.

02:33:43.000 And he just got like a real good guy, like a specialist to help him with the weight cut.

02:33:48.000 And he made it pretty easy.

02:33:50.000 Nutritionist, got everything dialed in.

02:33:52.000 Just makes you think, like, if that guy was at 35 the whole time, he was fucking everybody up at 45, you know?

02:34:02.000 Got everybody remembers him for that fight.

02:34:04.000 Yeah, that's a problem.

02:34:05.000 That's a tough one.

02:34:06.000 He was so good, dude.

02:34:08.000 Wasn't he still fighting?

02:34:09.000 He just retired.

02:34:10.000 Yeah.

02:34:10.000 Yeah, just retired.

02:34:11.000 Like this year.

02:34:12.000 Yeah.

02:34:12.000 I think he got a bad, like a very close decision.

02:34:15.000 Didn't go his way.

02:34:16.000 Yeah.

02:34:17.000 That's right.

02:34:17.000 And he retired.

02:34:18.000 It's a hobby.

02:34:19.000 I watched it.

02:34:20.000 Yeah.

02:34:22.000 He was just kept going.

02:34:24.000 Well, he tried to take that dude out, and he survived.

02:34:28.000 Zahabi survived.

02:34:30.000 And he just emptied the gas tank trying to take him out.

02:34:33.000 And then Zahabi was on top in the end of the fight.

02:34:35.000 Who do you like now?

02:34:36.000 Who's a young guy?

02:34:37.000 Because you told me about Jack Dela Maddalena a while ago.

02:34:41.000 Who's a Altaba Gautier? 0.73

02:34:44.000 This guy from Cameroon.

02:34:46.000 Really?

02:34:47.000 Oh, he's fucking terrifying.

02:34:51.000 He's 185 pounds, 6'4, built like a Greek god.

02:34:56.000 Yeah.

02:34:57.000 Smokes everybody.

02:34:58.000 Everybody just gets smoked.

02:35:00.000 Did he fight last week?

02:35:02.000 No.

02:35:02.000 He didn't fight last week.

02:35:03.000 But I'm not sure when he's fighting again.

02:35:06.000 But see if you could find his highlight reel of his KOs.

02:35:10.000 Bro.

02:35:11.000 What's your name again?

02:35:13.000 Ateba Gautier.

02:35:15.000 I hope I'm saying it right.

02:35:16.000 I could have never spelled that.

02:35:18.000 Yeah, when you have to say it in a way-in-but this guy.

02:35:22.000 I've seen you fucking rapidly.

02:35:24.000 I fuck it up.

02:35:24.000 Yeah, I fuck it up all the time.

02:35:25.000 There's too many guys.

02:35:26.000 I can't remember all of them.

02:35:27.000 But this guy, just his style, however I mispronounce his name or get it right, he's terrifying.

02:35:34.000 What the fuck is that guy?

02:35:34.000 This is the guy.

02:35:36.000 Bro, he's 185.

02:35:38.000 And the guy on the left, Sean Strickland, used to be the 85-pound champion and still one of the best 85-pounders in the world.

02:35:45.000 The silent assassin.

02:35:47.000 Just see if you can find a highlight reel.

02:35:51.000 They got some action of this dude.

02:35:53.000 Just fucking people up.

02:35:56.000 Megan Alevi.

02:35:57.000 So yeah, back it up a little so you can see.

02:36:00.000 Just fucking people up, dude.

02:36:02.000 Terrifying power.

02:36:04.000 Super speed.

02:36:05.000 Excellent technique.

02:36:06.000 Everything.

02:36:07.000 Yeah.

02:36:08.000 Guy's got a bunch of cats.

02:36:09.000 I like that.

02:36:10.000 Lives in a house with cats.

02:36:11.000 Yeah.

02:36:11.000 Psycho.

02:36:12.000 He likes to go visit cats.

02:36:13.000 Psycho.

02:36:14.000 Bro, he's good, man.

02:36:14.000 Yeah.

02:36:15.000 He's good.

02:36:16.000 Super fucking strong, too.

02:36:18.000 Very, you know, like, very big for the weight class.

02:36:22.000 And awesome striking technology.

02:36:23.000 How old is that?

02:36:24.000 Young.

02:36:27.000 Bro.

02:36:27.000 Oh.

02:36:29.000 He fought this dude, and that guy was so fucking tough.

02:36:32.000 Yeah, and that guy just kept waving him in.

02:36:35.000 Yeah, bro.

02:36:36.000 It was, I mean, most humans would have been gone before that.

02:36:40.000 This guy hung in there as long as he could.

02:36:42.000 Still kicking him.

02:36:42.000 Still trying to get him off him.

02:36:44.000 Yeah.

02:36:45.000 But that dude, that guy's the future.

02:36:48.000 I feel like those.

02:36:50.000 He's the future.

02:36:51.000 I feel like the jacked Africans eventually run into a nasty, dirty white guy. 0.58

02:36:55.000 They could run into a Russian. 1.00

02:36:57.000 No, like Ngano Miochic.

02:36:59.000 It's just a guy that's like a firefighter.

02:37:02.000 He's 23.

02:37:03.000 Oh, he's 23.

02:37:05.000 The thing you have to recognize about Francis, though, Francis Nganu, when he fought Mioches for the world title, had only been doing MMA for like four years.

02:37:14.000 Yeah.

02:37:16.000 Like when they had a rematch a couple years later, Francis was a different human being.

02:37:23.000 Yeah, and he fucked him up.

02:37:24.000 And he was real patient.

02:37:25.000 But that first fight.

02:37:26.000 First fight was crazy.

02:37:27.000 That was just a guy surviving, just knowing he's going to get tired.

02:37:31.000 Yeah.

02:37:31.000 It was awesome.

02:37:32.000 It was awesome.

02:37:33.000 It was like probably one of Stipe's most impressive victories because Francis was like flatlining everybody.

02:37:38.000 And he also took a lot of shots in that fight.

02:37:41.000 He ate a lot of big shots.

02:37:43.000 I was cheering for the white. 1.00

02:37:45.000 Were you?

02:37:46.000 Yeah, if you don't know the sport, you go, I'm cheering for the fucking shitty looking white guy.

02:37:51.000 I hope he wins.

02:37:53.000 Who's he fighting?

02:37:53.000 The most jacked black dude of all time?

02:37:56.000 Literally.

02:37:56.000 He's a guy who has to cut weight to make 265 natural.

02:38:00.000 Fan of the Mexicans, too.

02:38:01.000 I like to see a Mexican get in there. 1.00

02:38:02.000 Like that guy that was just taunting that guy.

02:38:04.000 That's hilarious.

02:38:05.000 They got a spirit for fighting, I'll tell you that.

02:38:07.000 There's like a Mexican fighting spirit.

02:38:09.000 There's been so many Mexican combat sports champions.

02:38:13.000 Like, think about how many boxers that are world champions that were Mexican.

02:38:18.000 The number's nuts.

02:38:20.000 Julio Cesar Chavez, Canelo, Salvador Sanchez.

02:38:23.000 You can go down the line forever and ever and ever.

02:38:25.000 There's so many Mexican champions.

02:38:27.000 They're like Jews in Nobel Peace Press. 1.00

02:38:30.000 They got their thing, bro.

02:38:34.000 That's so true.

02:38:35.000 No, this is what I was going to say earlier about the crisis actors.

02:38:38.000 It's the same thing as when they go, that's a crisis actor.

02:38:42.000 It's like, no, you just went through the most insane.

02:38:42.000 Right.

02:38:46.000 It's like interviewing a fighter after a fight.

02:38:48.000 He's going to be weird.

02:38:49.000 Right.

02:38:50.000 Like, you don't know how you would react.

02:38:51.000 Yeah, you have no idea.

02:38:52.000 You go, this is a fucking crisis actor.

02:38:54.000 It's like, dude, he just went through something he didn't know was happening.

02:38:59.000 And all of a sudden, it's the worst thing ever.

02:39:01.000 But also, don't you think crisis actors are real?

02:39:05.000 Like, if you were going to pull off a major propaganda event and you could hire someone to pretend that something happened and give a narrative and get that guy on camera right away.

02:39:15.000 How many actors do you know?

02:39:17.000 A lot, right?

02:39:18.000 Yeah, I know a good amount.

02:39:19.000 How many do you think would keep their fucking mouth shut about whatever they're working on?

02:39:23.000 Zero.

02:39:24.000 But here's the thing.

02:39:26.000 You don't have to be an actor to act.

02:39:27.000 Of course.

02:39:28.000 right kevin durant was really good and not kevin durant um Kevin Durant rules.

02:39:34.000 Kevin Barnett was really good.

02:39:35.000 Kevin Durant's on your brain.

02:39:37.000 That's so funny.

02:39:38.000 You got fucking Darantula on the brain. 1.00

02:39:41.000 Anyway, people have acted that are not actors.

02:39:45.000 And done a great job.

02:39:45.000 Yeah, you see.

02:39:47.000 Yeah, there you go.

02:39:49.000 None of us can act.

02:39:51.000 No, but wait, crisis actors?

02:39:53.000 I genuinely don't know if that's...

02:39:56.000 Well, I know that MKUltra exists, right?

02:39:58.000 So you know they do mind control.

02:39:58.000 For sure.

02:40:00.000 And you know they do regime change things.

02:40:02.000 You know they do propaganda.

02:40:04.000 Do you think they've ever put together like something fake?

02:40:08.000 Yes.

02:40:09.000 I think maybe pulling down that statue in Iraq, they had some fucking brown people show up and be like, yeah, we like this. 1.00

02:40:16.000 I don't think like Sandy Hook, a guy getting done with Sandy Hook, his kids just died.

02:40:21.000 And right before he gets interviewed, he's like smiling.

02:40:23.000 No, no.

02:40:24.000 No, no, of course.

02:40:24.000 That's a touchy one.

02:40:25.000 But like people going, that's a crisis actor.

02:40:28.000 Because he was smiling before the interview.

02:40:28.000 No, that's not.

02:40:30.000 It's like, dude, he's a mental nutjob.

02:40:34.000 He's kidding.

02:40:35.000 What happened with that guy?

02:40:36.000 Yeah, you can't.

02:40:36.000 You know what I mean?

02:40:38.000 I think it'd be tough to get American crisis actors.

02:40:40.000 I think it would be tough.

02:40:42.000 Because somebody would go, I went to fucking middle school with that guy.

02:40:44.000 For sure.

02:40:45.000 That's a good point.

02:40:46.000 Maybe I'm wrong.

02:40:46.000 I don't know.

02:40:47.000 No, no, it's a real good point.

02:40:48.000 I think it's easy to get a group of Muslims in Iraq to be like, celebrate when we tear down the Saddam statue. 0.98

02:40:54.000 Do you remember when Benghazi happened and then there was this, was it Benghazi that was attached to that weird video?

02:41:01.000 There was a weird video that someone had made.

02:41:04.000 It was like an anti-Muslim video and they were trying to say that it was the attack was in response to this video.

02:41:11.000 I'm not sure.

02:41:12.000 Do you remember there was something, it was something really kooky and people were not buying it?

02:41:17.000 It was real weird.

02:41:18.000 There was like some sort of like American propaganda film about Muslims.

02:41:26.000 God, I don't remember it.

02:41:28.000 Does that any of this ring a bell, Jamie?

02:41:31.000 Sort of.

02:41:32.000 I'm trying to remember what it would have been about.

02:41:34.000 There was like a video that they were trying to say, oh, they attacked us because of this video.

02:41:38.000 And then everybody was like, wait, what?

02:41:40.000 And then it made more people like dig into the whole story behind the thing.

02:41:44.000 And go, whoa, who's you guys are lying about all kinds of shit?

02:41:47.000 No, they're lying about all types of shit, without a doubt.

02:41:49.000 Always.

02:41:50.000 I'm just saying after a school shooting or like a thing in America, like having fake actors.

02:41:59.000 Seems impossible to me.

02:42:00.000 It seems impossible.

02:42:01.000 Not because I don't think they would like to do that.

02:42:04.000 Right.

02:42:05.000 Because it'd be too difficult.

02:42:05.000 It just seems too difficult to do.

02:42:07.000 But they definitely use agent provocateurs.

02:42:12.000 They definitely did at the Capitol.

02:42:14.000 They used guys that pretended to be patriots.

02:42:19.000 I think it's this.

02:42:20.000 That's right.

02:42:20.000 The innocence of Muslims.

02:42:21.000 That's the film.

02:42:22.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

02:42:22.000 Amateur film created by Nakula Nakula.

02:42:26.000 That's a real person.

02:42:27.000 Nakula Nakula is a real person?

02:42:29.000 No.

02:42:30.000 That's crazy.

02:42:31.000 Yeah, right.

02:42:32.000 Couldn't even name him.

02:42:34.000 CIA sellers.

02:42:35.000 Oh, there's a drawing of him.

02:42:37.000 That's it.

02:42:37.000 That's me.

02:42:38.000 Nikula Nakula.

02:42:39.000 You know me.

02:42:41.000 All we got is a drawing.

02:42:43.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:42:44.000 There's a fucking drawing of this guy.

02:42:48.000 Wasn't it kind of like hot?

02:42:49.000 So it depicted the Prophet Muhammad in a derogatory manner, sparking widespread anger and protests across the Islamic world, including Cairo and Benghazi, Libya.

02:43:01.000 So the Obama administration initially described the attack as a spontaneous reaction to these protests, a narrative that faced immediate criticism from conservatives who believed it was a premeditated terror attack.

02:43:13.000 Uh-huh.

02:43:15.000 The film fueled initial anger.

02:43:17.000 Intelligence later suggested a more organized terror element with attackers having specific knowledge of the compound and its security.

02:43:24.000 Yeah, that's the story.

02:43:26.000 So they try to blame it on people freaking out because of the video.

02:43:30.000 And even the whole making of the video.

02:43:32.000 What is the controversy behind the making of the video?

02:43:35.000 Is there any connections to shenanigans with the making of the video?

02:43:39.000 Oh.

02:43:40.000 Like intelligence agencies?

02:43:42.000 Yeah.

02:43:43.000 Probably.

02:43:45.000 Probably.

02:43:47.000 I wish the CIA would talk to me.

02:43:50.000 What would they tell you?

02:43:51.000 Bro, keep it up.

02:43:52.000 Good job.

02:43:54.000 We like you.

02:43:55.000 I go, dude, I fuck with you guys.

02:43:55.000 We like your vibe.

02:43:57.000 I fucking hated JFK.

02:43:59.000 Is that what you'd say?

02:43:59.000 Whoa.

02:44:00.000 Yeah, I go, bro.

02:44:01.000 Sick job.

02:44:02.000 I think these guys probably all like JFK.

02:44:04.000 I like JFK.

02:44:05.000 Yeah.

02:44:05.000 I think you got to be careful because some of those guys didn't like the old guard.

02:44:09.000 We're different.

02:44:10.000 The CIA.

02:44:11.000 We're doing things actually in America's interest.

02:44:14.000 What do you think they're up to?

02:44:15.000 Who knows?

02:44:16.000 They're not up to nothing.

02:44:18.000 Tell you that.

02:44:20.000 They're doing something.

02:44:22.000 It's not like they're just chilling.

02:44:24.000 You know, they're definitely up to something.

02:44:26.000 Yeah.

02:44:27.000 I'd ask Mike Baker, but he's very coy.

02:44:29.000 He is.

02:44:30.000 Very coy with those answers.

02:44:31.000 Do you ever get the CIA boys coming?

02:44:32.000 What do you mean?

02:44:33.000 Have they ever talked to you?

02:44:34.000 Him?

02:44:35.000 Yeah.

02:44:35.000 Him?

02:44:36.000 I mean, he doesn't work for the CIA anymore, Shane Gillis.

02:44:40.000 He's retired now.

02:44:41.000 He has zero connection with the United States.

02:44:41.000 For sure.

02:44:42.000 But then he just goes on the biggest platform in the world.

02:44:44.000 Every now and again.

02:44:45.000 Yeah, I'm sure he's done.

02:44:47.000 It's interesting hearing his perspective because you've got to know how they think.

02:44:50.000 Like, what are the top brass?

02:44:53.000 Like, what's their objectives with all this fucking super spiritual?

02:44:57.000 Oh, you know what?

02:44:58.000 This comes out when?

02:44:59.000 I bet we're at war with Venezuela. 0.75

02:45:01.000 Do you think that's real?

02:45:02.000 They're going for it, right?

02:45:03.000 I thought they weren't.

02:45:04.000 I thought they decided not to.

02:45:06.000 I don't think anybody's going to really support that at all.

02:45:10.000 No.

02:45:10.000 It would be a terrible idea, but also those plaques.

02:45:13.000 Yeah, they don't give a huge idea.

02:45:14.000 Those plaques are a fucking terrible idea.

02:45:15.000 Obviously he doesn't give a fuck.

02:45:17.000 A tweet's a terrible idea.

02:45:19.000 Yeah.

02:45:21.000 I know.

02:45:23.000 Yeah, why the fuck would we ever do that?

02:45:26.000 No.

02:45:26.000 I don't.

02:45:27.000 I hope not.

02:45:28.000 Trump and top aides refuse to rule out war with the guys.

02:45:30.000 That's fair.

02:45:31.000 Maybe he orders Venezuelan Navy to escort oil tankers after seizure by U.S. forces.

02:45:31.000 That's fair.

02:45:39.000 I understand the refuse.

02:45:41.000 I didn't refuse to rule it out.

02:45:42.000 That just means some reporter was there like, will you do that?

02:45:45.000 And he was like, shut up, quiet.

02:45:47.000 So it seems quite big.

02:45:51.000 Refused to rule out the potential for open conflict as Nicholas Maduro urged his Navy to escort oil tankers to find the largest U.S. fleet deployed in the region in decades.

02:46:01.000 In an interview broadcast on Friday morning, Donald Trump told NBC News that going to war with Maduro's regime remains on the table.

02:46:08.000 No, he said in a phone interview with the network.

02:46:08.000 I don't rule it out.

02:46:12.000 And at a year-end press conference at the State Department, Marco Rubio doubled down on remarks by other Trump advisors that U.S. could coerce Maduro through its campaign of strikes on alleged drug boats traveling towards the United States.

02:46:26.000 Why are we letting Marco Rubio say shit?

02:46:29.000 I don't know.

02:46:30.000 What were we talking about, Rubio, earlier?

02:46:32.000 What was it?

02:46:33.000 He was talking shit again.

02:46:34.000 What was earlier?

02:46:35.000 What was it about?

02:46:36.000 It was early in the podcast, like three hours ago.

02:46:37.000 Oh, about deporting that girl. 0.99

02:46:41.000 He's like, yeah, we didn't give you that visa.

02:46:42.000 It's like, bro, no one elected you.

02:46:45.000 You lost.

02:46:46.000 You got made fun of.

02:46:48.000 You were little Marco.

02:46:49.000 You were sweaty little Marco.

02:46:51.000 I remember.

02:46:52.000 He's the guy that's going to release all the UFO docs.

02:46:55.000 Oh, is he?

02:46:55.000 Yeah.

02:46:56.000 Well, then, cool.

02:46:56.000 All right.

02:46:57.000 Allegedly.

02:46:58.000 That's what they do to get us to keep voting.

02:47:00.000 They go, yo, Abstein files.

02:47:02.000 We got them.

02:47:02.000 We got it.

02:47:03.000 Just look up Bill Gates.

02:47:04.000 Nothing.

02:47:06.000 Yo, vote for us.

02:47:07.000 We're telling you what the Abstein files.

02:47:08.000 The UFOs, that's the real thing.

02:47:10.000 It's the most important thing.

02:47:12.000 We're working on that right now.

02:47:13.000 I'm real close.

02:47:13.000 I'm going to get a skiff.

02:47:15.000 I'll be right back.

02:47:15.000 I don't know.

02:47:16.000 I've been around the country.

02:47:17.000 I think we got bigger fish to fry.

02:47:19.000 There's a lot of fun fish.

02:47:20.000 There's a fucking UFOs.

02:47:21.000 Bro, there was this lady who did this video who just went to Los Angeles for five days and was talking about how she hadn't been there in a long time and what it was like.

02:47:31.000 And she said that Skid Row is 50.

02:47:34.000 How many blocks is Skid Row?

02:47:36.000 Because I swear she said it's 50 blocks.

02:47:39.000 Can't be.

02:47:39.000 No.

02:47:40.000 Can't be.

02:47:40.000 It's the whole city.

02:47:41.000 It's like downtown.

02:47:42.000 Downtown's 50 blocks.

02:47:42.000 How many blocks out there?

02:47:44.000 Oh, it is.

02:47:44.000 How many blocks?

02:47:48.000 How many blocks is Skid Row?

02:47:50.000 How do you even measure things poorly?

02:47:52.000 Blocks aren't universally the same size, are they?

02:47:54.000 Look at that.

02:47:55.000 50 blocks.

02:47:56.000 Roughly 50 is 54 blocks.

02:47:58.000 It's a quarter mile.

02:48:00.000 Square quarter mile.

02:48:01.000 It's a quarter mile of chaos.

02:48:03.000 Do you know how crazy that is?

02:48:05.000 That's crazy.

02:48:05.000 You know how crazy that is?

02:48:07.000 That's how bad Skid Row is.

02:48:09.000 And she said, you don't understand it until you get there.

02:48:12.000 And she said the entire city has a heavy feel to it.

02:48:16.000 Like, it doesn't feel right.

02:48:18.000 Like, it feels off.

02:48:22.000 Is that a real sign?

02:48:24.000 Skid Row.

02:48:25.000 You want to be a little bit of a fish?

02:48:26.000 Skid Row has an airplane.

02:48:28.000 Population too many.

02:48:29.000 The name of it?

02:48:30.000 Oh, I thought it was like...

02:48:30.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:48:31.000 You gotta go down there and check it out, bro.

02:48:33.000 I've been.

02:48:33.000 I've been there.

02:48:34.000 It's complete insanity.

02:48:35.000 You got to go to Kensington and Allegheny.

02:48:37.000 They've shut down the streets for that.

02:48:40.000 Give me some Google images.

02:48:41.000 People just live in there.

02:48:42.000 Just living on the streets.

02:48:43.000 KNA in Philly.

02:48:44.000 But this is crazy.

02:48:46.000 This is 50 blocks.

02:48:47.000 Whatever you guys got is a tiny little bitch-ass Skid Row. 1.00

02:48:50.000 No, You went from the big Skid Row to little bitch-ass Skid. 1.00

02:48:54.000 We're doing it.

02:48:54.000 No, no, no.

02:48:55.000 How many blocks do you got?

02:48:56.000 We're the epicenter of heroin here.

02:48:57.000 Let's take a bet.

02:48:58.000 I'd say Philly was there before Skid Row.

02:48:59.000 No, no.

02:49:00.000 I would say Philly's got it way worse.

02:49:03.000 Really?

02:49:04.000 More blocks?

02:49:05.000 Not more people, no.

02:49:06.000 No.

02:49:06.000 But just more.

02:49:07.000 But that.

02:49:08.000 It's that for.

02:49:09.000 But that's Skid Row, too, man.

02:49:10.000 I think it's the same.

02:49:12.000 I think Derelicts are the same everywhere. 0.98

02:49:14.000 But here they could freeze to death.

02:49:15.000 That is the difference.

02:49:17.000 That's the difference.

02:49:18.000 They're a little more hardcore.

02:49:19.000 Yeah, I can't say, I don't know.

02:49:22.000 Philly ones can freeze to death. 0.99

02:49:23.000 KA is bad. 0.68

02:49:25.000 I think it's the worst place I've seen in America.

02:49:28.000 Jesus Christ.

02:49:29.000 I was just in Portland and that shit is such a cool city.

02:49:36.000 It's like going to San Francisco where you're like, damn, this is an awesome city.

02:49:40.000 It's just fucked up.

02:49:43.000 But I don't want to.

02:49:46.000 The homelessness problem is a real crazy issue.

02:49:51.000 And no one can come up with a solution.

02:49:53.000 Because it might be the result of an issue that already happened and now it's too late to fix.

02:49:59.000 And how do you fix it?

02:50:00.000 I don't know.

02:50:01.000 I haven't heard one good fucking answer.

02:50:04.000 Nope.

02:50:05.000 Not one.

02:50:05.000 Other than just every single person I know going, fucking the city sucks.

02:50:10.000 Well, there's no solution.

02:50:11.000 Also, they're throwing so much money at the problem and it's not getting at all better, which is not a good sign.

02:50:17.000 That usually means there's a hole in your bucket, dear Lila.

02:50:20.000 I bet there's a hole in the bucket. 1.00

02:50:22.000 I bet there is.

02:50:23.000 There is a hole.

02:50:24.000 They've proven it.

02:50:25.000 There's people that are making a ton of money.

02:50:27.000 It's a whole complex of people that are making a ton of money working on homelessness.

02:50:31.000 That's how it is.

02:50:31.000 Anytime there's an issue, somebody's going to be making a fuck ton of money on it.

02:50:34.000 Always.

02:50:35.000 People are dirty.

02:50:36.000 Didn't the Clintons make a fuck ton of money on Haiti? 0.98

02:50:39.000 Did they?

02:50:39.000 I don't know, allegedly.

02:50:41.000 Did they?

02:50:41.000 They made money on Haiti.

02:50:43.000 Put that into perplexity.

02:50:45.000 How would they have made money on Haiti?

02:50:48.000 I think they just took some of the donations.

02:50:51.000 What happened?

02:50:52.000 Fuck if I know.

02:50:53.000 I think somebody owned a fucking mind down there.

02:50:55.000 Didn't like a rapper wind up going to jail for that?

02:50:59.000 Yeah, did he went to jail, right?

02:51:01.000 I don't know.

02:51:01.000 I don't know what that was about.

02:51:02.000 Or he got arrested and sentenced if he hasn't got a jail?

02:51:07.000 Sentenced to 14 years in prison for a major foreign influence scheme, including illegally funding millions of dollars from Malaysian financer Joe Lowe to former President Barack Obama's 2012 campaign lobbying for China.

02:51:19.000 Whoa.

02:51:19.000 You'd think that would be a bigger story.

02:51:21.000 Whoa.

02:51:24.000 What is he from again?

02:51:25.000 The Fujis.

02:51:26.000 The Fujis.

02:51:27.000 Oh, damn.

02:51:28.000 That's crazy.

02:51:29.000 They took two years because Lauren Hill. 1.00

02:51:33.000 Oh, that's crazy.

02:51:34.000 Spent the night down there for a few days.

02:51:35.000 Oh, he probably took the, he probably was holding the bag, dude.

02:51:39.000 They got Lauren Hill for tax evasion, remember? 1.00

02:51:41.000 They put her away.

02:51:42.000 They hate the Fujis.

02:51:43.000 Bro, that's crazy.

02:51:44.000 Yeah.

02:51:45.000 Why Clef John's.

02:51:47.000 But it seems like this dude was involved in his Fujis.

02:51:50.000 The Fujis might have been up to no good.

02:51:53.000 Whitecleft John.

02:51:55.000 I love that staying alive version.

02:51:57.000 Oh, he rules.

02:51:57.000 He rules.

02:51:58.000 But he had an issue with Haiti too, right?

02:52:01.000 He's Haitian.

02:52:02.000 But didn't, wasn't there, like...

02:52:02.000 Right.

02:52:04.000 Probably.

02:52:06.000 I think a lot of the money got funny down there.

02:52:11.000 As it will do when money is.

02:52:13.000 The worst thing I've ever seen.

02:52:14.000 There's a documentary on Haitian prisons.

02:52:16.000 Oh, no.

02:52:18.000 You want to see that?

02:52:19.000 Bro, it's like fucking 90 people in a cell that's designed to fit like 10 people.

02:52:24.000 Oh, no.

02:52:25.000 And also, there's no due process because they can't process everybody.

02:52:28.000 So there's guys in there that are like, yo, I didn't do anything and I'm here for 15 years.

02:52:33.000 And then there's an earthquake and everyone gets out.

02:52:36.000 Oh, my God.

02:52:37.000 And then they go, I think that guy was in prison.

02:52:40.000 Pick him up.

02:52:41.000 It's just a fucking guy who's like, I wasn't.

02:52:44.000 Now you're in the worst prison on earth.

02:52:47.000 Yeah, it's a tough one.

02:52:49.000 No verified evidence shows Bill or Hillary Clinton personally profited or received salaries from Haiti-related activities through the Clinton Foundation.

02:52:57.000 The foundation raised around $30 to $500 million for Haiti post-2010 earthquake directing funds to aid groups, investments, and projects like hotels and factories without taking administrative overhead.

02:53:15.000 You get 500 million, you go fucking, they're not going to notice 15.

02:53:19.000 Shane, don't you just read AI and just recognize the truth and stop being conspiracy theorists?

02:53:25.000 I'm not conspiracy theorists.

02:53:26.000 I'm thinking about the college football playoff, which has a lot of conspiracies.

02:53:29.000 Oh, really?

02:53:30.000 The Protestants formed against the Irish.

02:53:32.000 Oh, no.

02:53:33.000 All the Southern Protestants joined against the Catholics.

02:53:37.000 Taylor's oldest time.

02:53:38.000 It's last time.

02:53:40.000 Last time they tried to join against us, we marched down there and burned down their fucking cities.

02:53:44.000 So watch out.

02:53:47.000 It's crazy because sports are like a substitute for war.

02:53:50.000 You'd think we'd have more presidents.

02:53:52.000 The Catholics.

02:53:54.000 Yeah, they only had one.

02:53:55.000 Biden, too.

02:53:56.000 Oh, Biden's Catholic.

02:53:57.000 We got Biden.

02:53:57.000 Allegedly.

02:53:58.000 True.

02:53:59.000 We only got one.

02:54:00.000 They got shot, and then Biden was doing auto sign.

02:54:03.000 Give us a good one.

02:54:05.000 Yeah.

02:54:06.000 You got anybody in mind?

02:54:07.000 Funtes.

02:54:09.000 Nick Fuentes?

02:54:11.000 He could probably win in a few years.

02:54:13.000 Hold on, let's talk.

02:54:14.000 Listen, he couldn't have existed before, right?

02:54:18.000 20 years ago, couldn't have existed.

02:54:20.000 Now, super popular.

02:54:21.000 What's 20 years from now look like?

02:54:23.000 You know, maybe someone like that can win.

02:54:27.000 Well, we'll see.

02:54:28.000 I gotta be so bad.

02:54:29.000 We gotta wrap this up anyway.

02:54:30.000 I'm sorry, 418.

02:54:31.000 We got that one at the buzzer.

02:54:33.000 Well, listen, I will say this about it.

02:54:33.000 Yeah.

02:54:37.000 It's fascinating to watch that there's like a whole group of people that feel very unrepresented in the world.

02:54:48.000 And especially like young men.

02:54:50.000 And here you got this young guy with a very high verbal IQ.

02:54:53.000 And he also does a lot of shit posting, a lot of talking shit, a lot of trolling, says women shouldn't be allowed to vote.

02:55:00.000 This is wild shit.

02:55:02.000 And that Pierce Morgan thing is like, bro, that was like an expert sparring with someone who thought they were an expert.

02:55:12.000 Sure.

02:55:12.000 Like, they're playing two totally different games.

02:55:14.000 And it's also the thing that people try to get Fuentes on is he's still funny as fuck.

02:55:19.000 It's funny.

02:55:20.000 So that's where you're in a lot of trouble.

02:55:21.000 When he hits him, do you think the Holocaust, you made jokes about the Holocaust?

02:55:24.000 He goes, too soon.

02:55:27.000 Like, dude.

02:55:28.000 And you could see.

02:55:29.000 He's wild.

02:55:30.000 You could see, but you could see Piers going, oh, fuck.

02:55:32.000 Bro, when he was like, me mom died.

02:55:34.000 I was like, holy shit.

02:55:36.000 Bro, he got hit.

02:55:37.000 He got hit with a missile on that one.

02:55:39.000 Too soon.

02:55:40.000 Too soon.

02:55:40.000 I was like, oh, my God.

02:55:41.000 I don't know if this is AI or not, but this photo just popped up online.

02:55:44.000 Oh, no.

02:55:45.000 What is that?

02:55:46.000 I'm just having a case.

02:55:48.000 You got head from a block?

02:55:50.000 There's a black person.

02:55:52.000 He got head from a Polish person, a blockhead? 1.00

02:55:55.000 Yeah.

02:55:56.000 Well.

02:55:57.000 Duh.

02:55:58.000 Well, duh.

02:55:59.000 Yeah.

02:56:00.000 Trump fucking Clinton got head in a hot tub?

02:56:00.000 Duh.

02:56:02.000 Can you imagine one of those guys and you were like, finally, I got a place where I can get my freak on?

02:56:08.000 I will say, dude, you ever try to get head in a hot tub?

02:56:11.000 That seems gross.

02:56:12.000 It's fucking impossible.

02:56:13.000 Go inside.

02:56:14.000 Yeah, this is going.

02:56:15.000 This is nuts.

02:56:17.000 I appreciate your enthusiasm.

02:56:19.000 This is not ideal.

02:56:20.000 I'm like barely hard.

02:56:22.000 It's fucking water.

02:56:23.000 Chemical smell.

02:56:25.000 Don't give me heads.

02:56:27.000 You shouldn't get that on your mouth anyway.

02:56:29.000 Fucking chemical water from that hot tub destroying your endocrine system.

02:56:34.000 All right.

02:56:35.000 Love you, buddy.

02:56:36.000 It was a lot of fun.

02:56:36.000 Love you.

The Joe Rogan Experience - December 25, 2025

Joe Rogan Experience #2431 - Shane Gillis

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