00:10:15.000Yeah, Marshall, I think he probably could jump in my car, but it's like he knows I'll just lift him up because I've done it since I was a puppy.
00:10:56.000The old dog, if I had to put her, like, if like a guy came over to work on the house or something, I had to put her like in a bedroom or a bathroom.
00:12:08.000And him and Marshall just play insane.
00:12:12.000Like Carl throws himself through the air at Marshall because he knows that Marshall's like super gentle and they just play back and forth, but it's adorable.
00:15:57.000When Nipsey first came out from the desert, she was, you know, like six, seven-month-old, you know, puppy, but still a sizable dog, a German Shepherd at six months, is already like a dog.
00:16:08.000And the old dog, which was old, you know, on her deathbed, but wise, street-wise, she was on the floor, and the puppy was up on my bed.
00:16:32.000It was Kevin Spacey coming down the hall, his character coming down the hall.
00:16:36.000And as this like man was revealed full screen on a big screen, Nipsey did a backflip, fell off the bed, and ran and hid in the closet.
00:16:47.000And the old dog, Nana, was like, oh boy, she had to like pull herself up at her bad legs and go in the closet and tell her to come back out.
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00:18:08.000House of Cards, what a fucking show that was.
00:19:32.000It's like in the gay community, there's a lot of guys that think it's okay for young gay guys who are underage to hook up with older gay guys.
00:26:38.000And his clips, I don't know if it's my algorithm or what, but you would think Norm is making comedy content every day if you looked at my algorithm.
00:32:02.000He goes, you know, like all these different people keep telling me Simon Rex, you know, other friends of his kept saying Jeff Ross could come out and roast you and save this.
00:32:12.000So I just wrote jokes all night, you know, left the party, wrote jokes, caught a 6 a.m. flew.
00:32:17.000I walk into his dressing room like an hour before.
00:32:20.000Chuck Zito is literally staring me down going, don't be too mean to my guy.
00:32:24.000You know, like they're just trying to scare me.
00:32:27.000And I'm like, I'm here to like, I'm a comedian, you know.
00:34:46.000And everybody was so happy that someone was, instead of hiding from the fact that they fucked their life up, they were like celebrating that they were off the rails.
00:35:13.000It was a movie star who had gone off the rails and was like celebrating it and being open and honest in interviews about prostitutes, cocaine, chaos, everything, all the above.
00:35:57.000And when you're on Coke, you think you could do anything.
00:36:00.000Or he would take questions, but there's 15,000 people yelling at him.
00:36:04.000If you're going to take questions, it would have to be a person who's a moderator, who has a microphone and talks to another person and is there so they can keep it from going off the rails.
00:39:00.000And I think that's like the case with Charlie.
00:39:01.000Like, someone's got to come along and see and just go, I just need to get him a role where he just can really sink his teeth into it and he'll fucking kill it.
00:39:12.000Especially now at this stage of his life where he knows how important it is, he'll throw himself into it.
00:40:30.000I mean, like, what fucking movie star goes down and meets El Chapo?
00:40:37.000By the way, that shirt, Connor McGregor bought a shirt that's like exactly like that shirt and recreated that pose with, I forget who he shook hands with, but it was like this like funny inside joke that a lot of people didn't catch.
00:40:53.000It's like, why is he wearing that shirt?
00:40:54.000And people realize, oh my God, he's wearing the El Chapo shirt.
00:41:15.000I mean, it takes insane balls to be a world-famous actor and decide I'm going to go meet a drug lord in Mexico and write an article for Rolling Stone.
00:45:36.000But it's like you're doing it in front of the world and you're inviting all of the shittiest people in the world to have their opinions about you.
00:53:47.000It's just people want to tell people what to do.
00:53:50.000Like I was reading this article where this homeowners association hired a tow company to go around the neighborhood and tow all the cars that had expired tags.
00:56:50.000Just a just, it's a homeowners association thing.
00:56:54.000It's just like people that think they, like, there was a, I'm still a part of this email group that, you know, I'm still on the email of the Homeowners Association.
00:57:03.000One of the guys poisoned one of the people in the Homeowner Association's dogs.
01:00:15.000Gave me confidence, gave me self-respect, respect for others, taught me that hard work pays off.
01:00:23.000You know, when you get a black belt at 10 and a half, you go, wow, maybe I could be something in my life.
01:00:28.000If I work as hard as I did at that, maybe I could be good at something else, too.
01:00:33.000I mean, it teaches you a lot about like the belt system is really good because you get rewarded for your work and then you see like a tangible result.
01:00:48.000Like, now, you know, now I have to be.
01:00:50.000Some of my most cherished memories are those ceremonies of my dad and mom watching me get my brown belt, blue belt, brown belt, and black belt, competing in tournaments all over the East Coast.
01:05:45.000Well, you know, the thing about Tony is like, he's so focused on Kill Tony right now because the momentum is so extraordinary and he realizes that.
01:05:53.000Like Tony's really aware that he's in a very rare moment in his life where things are going so well.
01:07:01.000I mean, he's, it's really that thing, that Kill Tony thing is also, it is, in my opinion.
01:07:08.000Well, first of all, for our club, it's the cornerstone of the club.
01:07:12.000It's one of the most important things about the mothership because having Kill Tony at the mothership every Monday night lets all these people that are upcoming comedians see what it's like to have one minute that you've polished and worked on really well and it kills and then you pop and then all of a sudden, you know, it's on YouTube.
01:07:31.000It's got 11 million views, and then, you know, maybe it's on Netflix, and it's got millions and millions of people watching all around the world.
01:07:38.000And then all of a sudden, people come to see you in the clubs, and you're selling out weekends, and you're writing, and then you get a golden ticket.
01:07:44.000You got to do a new minute every week.
01:08:05.000You're really, I think you're going to like it because it's about us.
01:08:07.000It's about comedy and the community of what we do.
01:08:12.000It's an embattled community, and it has its like detractors, and it has a bunch of haters and a bunch of shitheads in it.
01:08:19.000But for the most part, like as far as creative communities, it's one of the most supportive communities ever.
01:08:26.000I mean, it's an amazing community of comics, like real comics, that are all that when we meet up in clubs, it's always hug.
01:08:33.000Like, people think we're all like angry, bitter, like the tears of a clown.
01:08:40.000It's not, there's a few people like that, and they always make me sad.
01:08:44.000But the reality is, like, most of us are super happy to see each other.
01:08:48.000It's always hugs and laughing and watching each other's sets and giving each other tags and telling each other, like, oh, that fucking new bit is amazing.
01:16:20.000It wasn't just because it was Tom Brady, which of course made a lot, but it wasn't just because all these great comics were on it, which of course meant a lot.
01:19:20.000I miss those Friars Club roasts when they were just like, you know, sometimes they weren't even on TV yet when I was doing them.
01:19:27.000I just bought a Leroy Nieman painting from they had an auction of Old Friars memorabilia, and Leroy Nieman painted Henny Youngman surrounded, and he painted his punchlines like around his one-liners around Henny holding his violin.
01:19:42.000And he used to sit in the dining room at the New York Friars and Henny in his wheelchair would sit under that painting.
01:19:48.000And for some reason, it's all up for auction.
01:20:25.000And then if you had a name, like you had a name back then, like if you were a famous comedian back then, that was the rarest of rare things.
01:22:12.000I mean, for me, growing up in a catering hall in New Jersey around pastrami and prime rib, and he said that that was a big cause of calling it cancer.
01:27:17.000Just suddenly within a few weeks, I was, I remember being at Zaney's in Nashville and just scratching my head and like a big clump of hair came out.
01:27:27.000And I was on a plane and I was like, there's no hair on my leg.
01:29:03.000But it always dinged me because you and I have been friends a long time.
01:29:08.000We have an honest friendship, comics, brutal honesty, truth.
01:29:15.000And I looked you right in the eyes and I was like, yeah, I went with it.
01:29:19.000I found out slightly after that that you had alopecia from other people because someone else brought it up and someone said, oh, he's got alopecia.
01:29:27.000I was like, oh, I asked him at Cat's Deli and he said he shaved his eyebrows off for a while.
01:29:32.000But I just felt like you're probably embarrassed.
01:29:34.000And I totally understood, which is weird.
01:29:37.000They say a lot of these autoimmune issues come from inflammation and a lot of inflammation comes from what you eat.
01:30:21.000And if you're eating a bunch of processed stuff that has a bunch of bullshit and preservatives and dealing with inflammation, a lot of things.
01:30:36.000There's a lot of things that people eat that cause inflammation.
01:30:39.000But it's really genuinely a thing of a balance of your diet and what your body has to work with.
01:30:49.000If your body doesn't have any nutrients to work with, no vitamins, no minerals, you're dehydrated, you're drinking too much sugar, things start malfunctioning and misfiring.
01:31:01.000And then, you know, there's a bunch of different consequences for having a high inflammation diet.
01:31:11.000Sugar is one of the leading causes of inflammation, especially in the standard American diet, because the standard American diet is just riddled with excess sugar, corn syrup, and bullshit and preservatives.
01:31:23.000And your body, just after a while, just gets tired of processing that stuff.
01:31:28.000And then you start encountering a bunch of issues.
01:31:31.000And I know there's a lot of autoimmune issues that people have had success in reversing by completely cutting out everything other than whole foods.
01:31:41.000Just eating chicken and meat and vegetables and drinking water, and that's it.
01:31:52.000Oh, well, now I have to do it all the time.
01:31:54.000Do you ever get blood work done from like a comprehensive laboratory that's looking at your nutrient levels and all those different things?
01:34:17.000Because they should, one of the things they should tell you immediately is get on a ketogenic diet.
01:34:21.000Because one of the things that has been proven is that cancer uses glucose to survive.
01:34:26.000And, you know, autophagy, which comes from fasting, is one of the best ways that people can get rid of errant cells and cells that are, you know, misfiring.
01:34:37.000Make your body burn off fat, use ketones for energy and just get rid of all the dead cells.
01:34:44.000Give her all the shit that your body doesn't need.
01:34:47.000And if you don't even want to do that, do intermittent fasting, you know, where you only have a period of time where you eat.
01:34:54.000Like give yourself like a 16-hour window with no food and then start eating after that.
01:34:59.000But how do you keep your how do you not be cranky and because your body's relying on carbohydrates, right?
01:35:08.000So when your body is not relying on carbohydrates and your body's burning off ketones, you don't have that problem.
01:37:03.000It has all the things that your body naturally knows how to process.
01:37:08.000And people have been eating that food from the beginning of time.
01:37:14.000Yeah, you just got to get educated in it.
01:37:15.000And it's like most people, especially particularly most doctors, I've had conversations with doctors where they've said, you get everything you need from a balanced diet.
01:37:36.000And there's real researchers who have spent decades understanding the balance of nutrient-dense foods and vitamin supplementation and what vitamin supplementation can cure and fix and what it's good for and how to balance it out and what vitamins work synergistically with other vitamins.
01:37:54.000Like if you're taking vitamin D3, which is fantastic for your immune system, you have to take it with K2.
01:37:59.000You should take it with magnesium as well.
01:38:31.000It's infuriating because it's like these people, you count on them as authorities.
01:38:34.000And really, they're just paying off their student debt.
01:38:38.000They're paying off their fucking loans.
01:38:40.000They have insane malpractice insurance they have to cover.
01:38:43.000They have a giant monthly nut, and they're trying to push pharmaceutical drugs on you as much as they can because they get compensated for that.
01:39:17.000You know, if we're just eating healthy, the people that are just eating healthy have way less problems, way less health consequences, way less issues, way more energy, way more mental acuity.
01:41:26.000Ice cream, when you think about bad things to eat, ice cream is probably one of the best desserts to eat because ice cream has fats from the cream.
01:41:37.000It has protein from the milk, and it does have sugar.
01:41:42.000So you got a little bit of sugar, but you're absorbing that sugar along with all the fat and all the cream.
01:41:49.000And it probably is way better for you.
01:41:51.000It's way better for you than sugar, like drinking like a soda.
01:41:55.000Like a soda is the most alien form of sugar your body absorbs.
01:42:02.000Your body doesn't know what the fuck this is.
01:42:04.000Because sugar in nature comes from like an orange.
01:42:07.000It has all this fiber, you know, and you're eating it and it's a slow digestive process.
01:42:13.000That's why you don't get this crazy spike.
01:43:19.000Recent research has sparked debate about ice cream's place in a balanced diet.
01:43:23.000By examining long-term health studies, scientists are exploring whether moderate consumption may have unexpected links to certain health outcomes.
01:43:32.000So ice cream has long been regarded as classic indulgence rather than a healthy food.
01:43:40.000However, in recent times, some surprising research has sparked a debate among nutrition scientists by saying that consumption of ice cream may be related to certain unpredictable health outcomes.
01:43:49.000The discussion largely emerged from data analyzed in long-running research projects such as Nurses' Health Study and Health Professional Follow-Up Study, two major epidemiological studies that track diet and health outcomes over decades.
01:44:02.000Research examined dietary patterns among participants with type 2 diabetes.
01:44:06.000Notice unusual patterns related to ice cream consumption.
01:44:09.000Discussion earned, okay, what is the discussion?
01:44:15.000Consuming ice cream more regularly sometimes appears to have lower risks of certain health conditions, especially cardiovascular disease amongst individuals of type 2 diabetes.
01:44:25.000The problem is with epidemiological studies, you're just basically like filling out a form as to what you ate, and they track that with like large study groups of people and they try to figure out, okay, that's one of the ways they find out like, oh, the people that eat red meat more are sicker.
01:44:41.000But that's also like, what are you eating?
01:51:07.000But if you did that, you'd get a lot less of these fucking microplastics in your gut that also wreck havoc on your body, destroy your immune system, destroy your endocrine system.
01:51:18.000They're endocrine disruptors, so it stops your body from producing hormones naturally, which also can lead to a host of different diseases.
01:51:27.000Makes me think maybe Charlie Sheen was right after all.
01:51:30.000Smoking crack while getting a blowjob.
01:53:08.000You got to realize, like, during the AIDS crisis, do you know who was the guy that was in charge of the medical establishment in this country?
01:53:20.000And that guy had everybody convinced that we're all going to get AIDS, we're all going to die, and y'all have to take this medication.
01:53:26.000And one of the medications they gave people was AZT.
01:53:29.000The problem with AZT was AZT was a chemotherapy medication.
01:53:34.000And it was killing people quicker than cancer was, so they stopped using it.
01:53:37.000They repurposed it when AIDS came along, and they started giving it to AIDS people because they didn't have to go through this whole process of getting a drug certified, getting a drug to go through the FDA, and they already had a drug.
01:53:52.000So they said, well, this drug, this will be the drug we use for AIDS.
01:53:56.000But it fucking killed everybody they put on it.
01:54:18.000And he was like, AZT, the reason why they use it, it's the only drug that is both safe and effective.
01:54:24.000It's literally what he said back then in the fucking 80s.
01:54:29.000And that's the same guy that sold us this bag of bullshit with the COVID origins and whether or not it was gain of function research that caused it.
01:55:53.000Well, I enjoyed working on news radio, and it was very, I felt insanely fortunate to be able to work with Phil Hartman and Dave Foley and all those people on that show.
01:56:02.000Steven Root, Mora Tierney, and Andy Dick.
01:57:57.000Like when Fear Factor came back on NBC, when we came back in 2011 and we only did six episodes, they were really trying to make it bigger and better.
01:58:05.000I was like, Jesus Christ, we're going to fucking kill somebody.
01:59:08.000Yeah, so TMZ, I think, got a hold of the clip or images and said that Fear Factor was doing this, and it never aired in the United States, but it aired overseas.
02:07:24.000Well, you know, one of the good things about podcasts is like the world gets to understand a lot of these people and hear us talk about all these people.
02:07:32.000I think our world is more understood now in this day and age with the podcast world than I think it's ever been known before.
02:07:39.000More criticized, but that's part of the problem.
02:07:41.000I mean, that's part of the process of it.
02:08:47.000One of his last times on stage, I was at an improv in Florida, and he came with his family, and he came on as a surprise guest.
02:08:58.000He walked out and he told this long, crazy joke about skull fucking his dead grandma.
02:09:06.000So at his funeral, at his funeral, like a year and a half later, I said, Gilbert's comedy was fearless and ruthless and subversive, yet he was so lovable that he could get us to laugh at a joke about skull fucking a dead person.
02:09:20.000And then I looked at his coffin and I said, not so funny now, Gilbert.