The Joe Rogan Experience - April 22, 2026


Joe Rogan Experience #2487 - Action Bronson


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In this episode of The Joe Rogan Experience, the boys talk about the weirdest things people have ever given them, including a Woolly Mammoth tooth, a knife made out of mammoth teeth, and a belt buckle made of barbed wire.

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00:00:02.000 Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out.
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00:00:13.000 That wouldn't bring a smile to my face. 0.99
00:00:15.000 Yeah, at all the weird shit that someone's given me, that's at the top. 0.99
00:00:19.000 Well, I got this. 0.99
00:00:21.000 This is a woolly mammoth tooth that my friend John gave me.
00:00:24.000 That's crazy.
00:00:24.000 A woolly mammoth tooth with a woolly mammoth carved into it.
00:00:27.000 That's craziness.
00:00:28.000 That's crazy, right?
00:00:30.000 That tooth's probably 10,000 years old. 0.98
00:00:32.000 No bullshit. 1.00
00:00:33.000 But the balls to carve into it, too. 1.00
00:00:35.000 I know. 0.99
00:00:35.000 I would never. 0.99
00:00:36.000 I mean, it's beautiful.
00:00:38.000 That's gorgeous.
00:00:38.000 The guy did it.
00:00:39.000 He nailed it.
00:00:40.000 I mean, it's a beautiful little elephant there. 0.99
00:00:42.000 That's fucking unbelievable. 0.97
00:00:43.000 But I would never carve into one of these things. 0.99
00:00:46.000 It almost looks like an alligator gar from the side, like a little alligator jaw.
00:00:50.000 Right.
00:00:52.000 Right?
00:00:52.000 It does a lot.
00:00:53.000 The thing about these teeth, though, is they find so many of them that they don't think of them as precious.
00:00:59.000 So you're allowed to do stuff with them.
00:01:02.000 Like, you could buy a knife.
00:01:04.000 With a woolly mammoth handle.
00:01:06.000 Like, this is a piece of woolly mammoth that they make for a gun.
00:01:11.000 So, you could put that on a 1911.
00:01:13.000 It's a handle made out of woolly mammoth teeth.
00:01:16.000 You just have a neck.
00:01:17.000 This is an extra handle.
00:01:18.000 Is this this handle?
00:01:20.000 It's the pistol handle.
00:01:21.000 Or this handle.
00:01:21.000 It's the pistol handle.
00:01:22.000 It's the pistol handle.
00:01:23.000 Yeah.
00:01:24.000 And this is a piece. 0.99
00:01:25.000 You could make a good handle for this one, too, like the front one for fucking. 1.00
00:01:28.000 If you're holding a sick ass thing. 1.00
00:01:28.000 Okay. 1.00
00:01:31.000 Sick ass thing, yeah. 0.99
00:01:32.000 Yeah, I definitely could do that, too. 1.00
00:01:34.000 I mean, they basically could make anything they want out of it, they make folding knives out of it.
00:01:38.000 Jamie has a folding knife out of it.
00:01:40.000 Can you make piano keys out of it?
00:01:42.000 Oh, yeah, you definitely could.
00:01:44.000 Wooly mammoth piano keys.
00:01:44.000 Yeah.
00:01:45.000 They use it for.
00:01:46.000 Wooly mammoth woolletzer?
00:01:47.000 You could, right?
00:01:48.000 You definitely could.
00:01:49.000 If you could use ivory, you could use wooly mammoth ivory.
00:01:52.000 Because they use it in pool queues.
00:01:54.000 This is a tooth, too.
00:01:56.000 I used to have my own pool queue.
00:01:58.000 Unscrewed it. 0.99
00:01:59.000 I used to come to the fucking pool hall, unscrew the fucking thing, and get nuts with it. 0.99
00:02:05.000 Having a pool, like having a pool cue is, you're a different level of human being when you're walking around with that. 1.00
00:02:11.000 You're not playing games.
00:02:12.000 You're not playing games.
00:02:13.000 You're there to play games, but you're not playing.
00:02:16.000 It's a very serious thing.
00:02:17.000 It's a cool thing.
00:02:18.000 You show up with your own cue, like in The Hustler.
00:02:21.000 The guy shows up with a leather satchel.
00:02:22.000 That's the best thing you guys ever.
00:02:23.000 That satchel alone.
00:02:23.000 Come on.
00:02:25.000 Yeah.
00:02:27.000 It's male accessories.
00:02:28.000 Right.
00:02:28.000 I love a good male accessory.
00:02:30.000 Like we don't have a lot.
00:02:30.000 Right.
00:02:32.000 We have a knife.
00:02:33.000 Knife always looks good on the side.
00:02:33.000 Yeah.
00:02:35.000 A gun.
00:02:36.000 Watch.
00:02:36.000 Watch.
00:02:37.000 Watch the good male.
00:02:39.000 It's like the most acceptable male jewelry.
00:02:41.000 For sure. 0.55
00:02:42.000 Watches.
00:02:42.000 Don't you think?
00:02:43.000 I don't want no one with a nose ring.
00:02:44.000 I don't want to pull up a bit with this one.
00:02:47.000 Or like the Brahma Bull nose ring. 0.99
00:02:49.000 You could pull off gold chains and diamonds and shit because you're a rapper. 0.99
00:02:53.000 No, no, I'm not. 0.99
00:02:54.000 No one knows me as that.
00:02:55.000 You are a blue collar guy.
00:02:58.000 I don't even look good with jewelry on. 0.99
00:02:59.000 I look silly. 0.96
00:03:00.000 I do too. 1.00
00:03:01.000 I feel stupid. 0.91
00:03:02.000 I never wear a chain. 1.00
00:03:03.000 I feel stupid. 0.92
00:03:04.000 I don't own a chain. 0.98
00:03:05.000 I had a chain back in the day.
00:03:06.000 It had a little miniature Tasmanian devil piece.
00:03:11.000 That was the tattoo everybody in high school got. 0.74
00:03:13.000 Taz was the first.
00:03:14.000 I want one now.
00:03:15.000 Taz with boxing gloves.
00:03:16.000 Oh, for sure.
00:03:18.000 Boxing gloves with the child's name.
00:03:19.000 I have that on my.
00:03:21.000 Yeah, my friend Kenny got that.
00:03:22.000 It was his first tattoo when we were in high school.
00:03:24.000 Taz being a devil with a boxing glove.
00:03:26.000 We were all like, sick. 0.75
00:03:28.000 Because we were like 16.
00:03:31.000 Taz was still to this day.
00:03:34.000 Like that and barbed wire.
00:03:35.000 If you had barbed wire and Taz. 1.00
00:03:38.000 Dudes went so far with barbed wire, they got barbed wire around their ankle, which is a big mistake. 1.00
00:03:44.000 It was Pamela Anderson with the ball. 1.00
00:03:46.000 Remember that one? 1.00
00:03:47.000 Didn't she have it on her ankle?
00:03:47.000 She had it on.
00:03:48.000 Oh, she had it on her arm.
00:03:49.000 On the arm.
00:03:50.000 Yeah.
00:03:50.000 In that movie.
00:03:51.000 A lot of dudes had it on the arm.
00:03:53.000 Fairly okay.
00:03:54.000 It's kind of a bad decision, but it's okay.
00:03:56.000 But on the ankle?
00:03:56.000 Bad decision.
00:03:58.000 Any type of ankle accessory, jewelry, other than like a surveillance.
00:04:05.000 It really, for me, it doesn't work. 1.00
00:04:08.000 My ankle's way too Balkan. 1.00
00:04:10.000 It's a thick ass ankle. 1.00
00:04:12.000 Right, right, right. 0.99
00:04:13.000 You know, it doesn't hold jewelry well.
00:04:15.000 No male ankle holds jewelry well. 0.67
00:04:15.000 No ankle does. 0.67
00:04:18.000 I mean, I don't believe in it.
00:04:20.000 Listen, I'm not telling you what to do.
00:04:22.000 If you're a guy who likes beads on your ankle, feel free.
00:04:25.000 If I go to Club Med and come back with the braids and the ankle twist, you know, then it's like we're on vacation.
00:04:33.000 Even on vacation, ankle jewelry is odd for a man.
00:04:36.000 But, you know, people start acting different when they go on vacation.
00:04:39.000 I have friends that wear different outfits, shorts get shorter, shirts get tighter.
00:04:43.000 Right.
00:04:45.000 Pieces of clothing just remove themselves.
00:04:48.000 It's like wearing, I need to wear the Velcro pants to just rip them off.
00:04:48.000 Right.
00:04:52.000 Sometimes when you're on vacation, you just don't want to be yourself for a week.
00:04:55.000 I feel that.
00:04:56.000 Just relax. 0.99
00:04:58.000 Can I just cut this fucking tie off of me? 1.00
00:05:01.000 Yeah, get that ass. 1.00
00:05:02.000 I also don't want an agenda. 1.00
00:05:04.000 I don't want to have, like, we're doing this, we're doing that.
00:05:04.000 Right.
00:05:06.000 I just want that.
00:05:07.000 Vacation is not to have a schedule.
00:05:10.000 I think the schedule should be around eating.
00:05:12.000 Oh.
00:05:13.000 That's what I believe.
00:05:14.000 That's my feeling is like cool ancient. 0.99
00:05:17.000 Things like if you're in a cool place like Athens, you know, you definitely got to go see some cool ancient shit. 0.96
00:05:23.000 But get the good grub, speaking my language now, find the spots. 0.95
00:05:28.000 I was eating some rare scampi right in front of the Pantheon.
00:05:31.000 Oh, you know, like there was a beautiful restaurant known for scampi right there.
00:05:35.000 Wow, wow, that's phenomenal.
00:05:38.000 I was just recently in Mexico City at Teotihuacan.
00:05:44.000 I want to go there.
00:05:45.000 I was in Mexico City only once for the UFC, but it was in and out, it was one day, you know, two days.
00:05:51.000 Mexico City is a dope spot, man. 1.00
00:05:53.000 I don't go places Russian, but there's a lot of. 1.00
00:05:55.000 It's New York.
00:05:56.000 It's kind of like Mexican New York, but bigger. 1.00
00:05:59.000 It's all shit. 1.00
00:05:59.000 It is. 1.00
00:06:00.000 But bigger.
00:06:01.000 Bigger than New York, right?
00:06:02.000 There's like 10 million people that live in the place they told us not to go to. 0.98
00:06:06.000 Yeah, they told you, listen, I was like, what the fuck is this massive area here? 0.95
00:06:09.000 He's like, yo, don't go there. 0.97
00:06:11.000 But 10 million people live there.
00:06:12.000 What is the population of Mexico City?
00:06:16.000 And I was getting that good lung capacity.
00:06:19.000 I was working out up there.
00:06:21.000 It's like, I think that's really high above sea level.
00:06:24.000 It is 10,000.
00:06:25.000 Is it 10?
00:06:26.000 Mexico City's 10?
00:06:27.000 Boy, what an advantage you would have if you lived up there. 0.99
00:06:30.000 And then you go down to sea level, you could fuck everybody up. 0.93
00:06:32.000 Your cardio would be off the charts. 0.98
00:06:34.000 I couldn't believe myself.
00:06:35.000 Yeah, that's real now.
00:06:36.000 I was just doing normal things.
00:06:38.000 I wasn't even working there.
00:06:39.000 Right, exactly.
00:06:39.000 You just feel like you've got more blood in you because you do.
00:06:43.000 Whoa!
00:06:45.000 Load a mid 20 million people, depending on how you define its boundaries.
00:06:49.000 It's also unknown.
00:06:49.000 Wow.
00:06:50.000 There's no census that I. Right.
00:06:52.000 It's also very.
00:06:54.000 It's lots of shanty situations as well. 0.97
00:06:57.000 Oh, of course. 0.98
00:06:58.000 Yeah.
00:07:00.000 Where?
00:07:00.000 At Tihuacan?
00:07:02.000 No.
00:07:02.000 What?
00:07:02.000 Yeah.
00:07:03.000 A shooting.
00:07:04.000 Oh, I did see something like a ghost, just a crazy person, right? 1.00
00:07:08.000 Shit. 1.00
00:07:08.000 Yeah, I believe so, yeah. 1.00
00:07:10.000 Yeah, Tihuacan, a popular tourist archaeological site outside of Mexico City.
00:07:13.000 That's where you're not allowed to go.
00:07:14.000 That's the Sun Temple.
00:07:15.000 You're not allowed to walk there?
00:07:16.000 You're not allowed to walk that way.
00:07:18.000 Like what they're doing?
00:07:19.000 Just to that area, and then you can't go up.
00:07:22.000 And so this guy just started shooting people?
00:07:24.000 Yeah.
00:07:24.000 Oh, wait, you can't go there.
00:07:25.000 He's fucking elevated. 0.98
00:07:27.000 Yeah, that's the Sun Temple. 0.99
00:07:28.000 He's there with the gun, and there's a bunch of people, like, laying down on the ground that were, like, Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:07:35.000 He's like shooting right at him.
00:07:37.000 This is crazy.
00:07:38.000 He said something to them, too.
00:07:40.000 I saw something on Google this morning.
00:07:42.000 He said something to them. 1.00
00:07:44.000 That motherfucker was hopping on one leg. 1.00
00:07:47.000 Did you see the hopping? 1.00
00:07:48.000 Oh, fuck. 1.00
00:07:50.000 Jesus Christ. 1.00
00:07:51.000 Yeah, I didn't see that he was. 1.00
00:07:53.000 Just going to go check out some cool buildings and someone shoots your fucking Achilles tendon off? 0.99
00:07:57.000 Bro, that's one of the worst injuries you could probably sustain an Achilles injury. 1.00
00:08:02.000 Especially with a gunshot.
00:08:04.000 How many people died?
00:08:06.000 I think one.
00:08:11.000 Seven people were shot.
00:08:13.000 One fatally shot.
00:08:14.000 The story of that area, that place, is so insane.
00:08:18.000 I went down this long rabbit hole because I'd read something that the Aztecs didn't build that and that they found it there.
00:08:27.000 And they called it the place where gods were born.
00:08:29.000 And so then I went into this deep dive on the Aztec people and whoever was there before them.
00:08:36.000 It's a total unknown.
00:08:38.000 There's so much about that area, like the Olmecs. 1.00
00:08:40.000 They don't, who the fuck were they? 1.00
00:08:42.000 They don't know. 1.00
00:08:43.000 They just got these giant stone heads that look like they're either Polynesian or African. 0.99
00:08:47.000 They're fucking huge heads with a helmet on. 1.00
00:08:50.000 And there's a bunch of them, and no one knows who made it. 1.00
00:08:53.000 No one knows what language they spoke.
00:08:55.000 It's truly unbelievable.
00:08:55.000 It's crazy.
00:08:57.000 I know there's one native language that I worked in kitchens my whole life, so they would always joke with me that they were speaking Totonaka.
00:09:04.000 And Totonaka is definitely like a tribe from down there, and it's these mythical curing people, like these, the healers.
00:09:11.000 And we happen to actually, my wife knows Totonaka.
00:09:17.000 A woman from the lineage of that family. 1.00
00:09:19.000 It's all just crazy shit. 1.00
00:09:20.000 But regardless of that, just the sheer fact of those buildings, I saw with my own eyes that that's not it. 0.99
00:09:28.000 There's more underneath. 0.99
00:09:30.000 That's not just, it's all surface area shit. 0.99
00:09:32.000 Right, right, right. 0.99
00:09:33.000 That stuff goes, it runs deep.
00:09:35.000 There's like cities on top of cities on top.
00:09:37.000 They build them on old ones.
00:09:39.000 I mean, it's just like you tile the floor. 0.99
00:09:41.000 You just leave that bullshit and you just tile right over it. 0.99
00:09:44.000 Well, even when I was in Italy, we were in Ravello. 0.99
00:09:47.000 And there's this beautiful church up there.
00:09:49.000 You go for a little walk up the hill.
00:09:50.000 There's a beautiful church, old church, like from the 1800s, but it's built on top of a church that's like a thousand years old.
00:09:57.000 And there's a glass floor.
00:09:59.000 You could see through to the bottom with the original ruins.
00:10:03.000 The same thing in Mexico City.
00:10:04.000 They do that everywhere. 0.99
00:10:05.000 Bro, these people making their pilgrimage where they crawl on the floor from fucking hundreds of miles away in Jesus' name just to get to the church. 0.99
00:10:13.000 Oh, wow. 0.99
00:10:14.000 I don't know what that is.
00:10:16.000 Some act of like.
00:10:18.000 Some humbling act where they crawl from hundreds of miles away to the church and everyone comes.
00:10:25.000 I don't know, millions of people come to this. 0.99
00:10:27.000 It was fucking crazy. 1.00
00:10:29.000 That would be a religious experience. 1.00
00:10:30.000 I don't want to hear that one. 1.00
00:10:31.000 It truly was. 0.98
00:10:33.000 I was just in there, we caught sermon and I was getting fucking chills. 0.93
00:10:38.000 Just from the way they spoke and the echo, the way that the acoustics in this room was. 0.97
00:10:43.000 It was meant to give you chills.
00:10:43.000 Wow.
00:10:45.000 They know what they're doing.
00:10:46.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:10:46.000 They know what they're doing.
00:10:47.000 I don't want to go down the full Charlie Kirk rabbit hole, but I saw this video yesterday where he visited Jerusalem.
00:10:52.000 And they were taking him to this place underground where they mapped it out and used archaeology to find out that, like, I believe this spot here where they're at, Jesus, I think, preached or something.
00:11:04.000 It's all they found it underground and they just built the city on top of it, like you're just saying.
00:11:09.000 There's all these phenomena, but that is a common thing.
00:11:12.000 Yeah, yeah, it's a common thing where they find this is where he was.
00:11:15.000 No, no, I mean, it's a common thing where they take old sites and they just build the new sites on top of them.
00:11:21.000 It's a really common thing.
00:11:22.000 Well, it's kind of it's fucked up, but it's also like paying homage, I guess, kind of like keeping the same vibe. 0.85
00:11:31.000 Like, well, it's just like rebuilding a house. 0.97
00:11:33.000 Yeah, you want to keep some bones.
00:11:35.000 Yeah.
00:11:36.000 It's good bones.
00:11:36.000 It's like there's good bones there.
00:11:38.000 Right.
00:11:39.000 I don't think people probably had a really good sense of what history would mean 2,000 years later back then.
00:11:45.000 You know what I mean? 0.99
00:11:46.000 Like when they were doing all this shit. 0.99
00:11:47.000 They were busy. 1.00
00:11:48.000 They left all kinds of tchotchkes, man. 1.00
00:11:48.000 They were busy. 1.00
00:11:50.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:11:51.000 They left so many tchotchkes. 1.00
00:11:52.000 It's crazy. 1.00
00:11:53.000 It's true. 1.00
00:11:54.000 I feel stupid. 0.97
00:11:55.000 Like, what am I? 0.98
00:11:56.000 Like, I have to do the same thing with my time. 0.98
00:11:58.000 I have to constantly be, I have to leave cool shit. 0.99
00:12:02.000 Because they left cool shit. 0.99
00:12:03.000 Just because I feel it in me as well. 0.99
00:12:05.000 Like, I get it.
00:12:06.000 Right.
00:12:06.000 I get it.
00:12:07.000 But when I went to the museum down there, you see all these things.
00:12:10.000 It's like ornaments, like just literal tchotchkes.
00:12:15.000 Uh huh.
00:12:16.000 Things you would see ornamentally placed by your grandmother on top of things or like on top of doily just for decorative purposes.
00:12:24.000 But also everyday things and just everything meant something.
00:12:30.000 Everything meant something to them and everything was done with intention.
00:12:34.000 I don't think that this was all accidental for them.
00:12:37.000 They knew, well, they knew who they were praising. 0.99
00:12:40.000 All the little figurines for the fertile women were these women with big, humongous hips and asses and big breasts and stuff like that. 0.99
00:12:48.000 These are the nurturing women. 0.99
00:12:50.000 Then they showed the people who were supposed to be witch doctors. 1.00
00:12:52.000 They fucking looked like witch doctors, all crazy, three skulls holding crazy fucking things. 1.00
00:12:58.000 Right. 1.00
00:12:59.000 Like they determined my view or these views of who people are.
00:13:07.000 You understand?
00:13:08.000 Like status wise and species wise.
00:13:11.000 Like, this is a barber.
00:13:13.000 This is a this. 1.00
00:13:14.000 And your idea of what that person looks like, a nurturing woman is known to be a voluptuous woman. 0.99
00:13:21.000 Right.
00:13:22.000 Their ideas were there already. 0.99
00:13:24.000 They built all their little tchotchkes and their little statuettes that they represent these women very voluptuous. 0.79
00:13:31.000 It would have been interesting to see, to hear their version of the world. 1.00
00:13:35.000 You know what I mean?
00:13:36.000 Like, I wonder what they knew about the rest of the world.
00:13:40.000 I wonder how much they knew.
00:13:42.000 How much they knew about like Europe and Asia and how much they knew about Africa.
00:13:46.000 Did they know anything about all that stuff?
00:13:48.000 Like when they were existing, like whoever built Teotihuacan?
00:13:52.000 Yeah, Teotihuacan.
00:13:54.000 Whoever built that, like how much did they know about the rest of the world?
00:13:58.000 That's what's interesting because we don't really know.
00:14:01.000 We assume that they were all isolated.
00:14:03.000 But more and more as time goes on, they keep finding evidence of earlier and earlier seafaring people.
00:14:10.000 Like I think they've pushed people in boats back to 60,000 years now.
00:14:15.000 Let's see if that's true.
00:14:16.000 Put that in perplexity.
00:14:17.000 What is the oldest known use of boats?
00:14:23.000 Also, speaking of that, they think they found Noah's Ark scans.
00:14:25.000 As long as there's been water, there's probably been something to float on it.
00:14:28.000 Noah's Ark scans.
00:14:29.000 What?
00:14:29.000 We brought that up before.
00:14:30.000 Oh, Mount Ararat in Turkey?
00:14:32.000 But yeah, it's been going around Twitter the last couple of days.
00:14:35.000 I think they did some new scans and found some stuff underneath it. 0.99
00:14:37.000 Oh, shit. 0.97
00:14:39.000 But what was the other question? 0.99
00:14:39.000 I want to see that. 0.99
00:14:41.000 The other question is the oldest boat.
00:14:43.000 What do you guess?
00:14:43.000 Take a guess.
00:14:45.000 Fucking, it's beyond my thought. 0.99
00:14:47.000 It's like I don't even know a number. 0.99
00:14:49.000 A number doesn't come to mind. 0.97
00:14:51.000 Like, as long as there's been water, what the fuck does that mean? 0.70
00:14:55.000 I don't even know.
00:14:56.000 I wonder how long it took early man to figure out that trees float, and if you could figure out a tool.
00:15:03.000 Once they figured out tools, they must have started making stuff. 0.69
00:15:07.000 But when we see all these ancient, really like laser diagnostic fucking situations, they knew already. 0.76
00:15:15.000 Yeah, they knew. 0.94
00:15:16.000 That's different.
00:15:16.000 That's different.
00:15:17.000 Like Egypt, right? 0.91
00:15:19.000 Archaic humans are crossing substantial sea channels long before our species Homo sapiens appeared on the record. 0.96
00:15:25.000 Whoa.
00:15:27.000 So, implying intentional crossings as far back as roughly 450,000 years ago.
00:15:34.000 You think about it. 0.99
00:15:35.000 What the fuck? 1.00
00:15:36.000 Fucking polar bears and seals, they jump up on a little broken piece of ice and they float. 1.00
00:15:41.000 That's crazy. 1.00
00:15:42.000 That's a boat.
00:15:44.000 That's a boat.
00:15:44.000 Yeah.
00:15:45.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:15:45.000 That's what the polar bears are doing. 0.99
00:15:46.000 You're absolutely right.
00:15:47.000 They put their hand in the water as a rudder and let's go this way.
00:15:49.000 Let's go that way.
00:15:50.000 Yeah, they know what they're doing.
00:15:51.000 They know how to tip them over, get the seals to pop off, slide.
00:15:55.000 It's years of evolutionary knowledge.
00:15:58.000 Yeah.
00:15:59.000 450,000 years is bananas, though.
00:16:01.000 I thought it was like 60.
00:16:03.000 Well, further up, it said somewhere between 60 and 130,000, but this article here says it could be even more before that.
00:16:10.000 Well, what was that most recent discovery of a human skull that backdates human beings, not necessarily Homo sapiens, but versions of humans back to a million years?
00:16:24.000 Was it Homo, not Homo Naledi?
00:16:27.000 It was a skull they had, but they did new testing or something.
00:16:31.000 Right.
00:16:32.000 And they said it's a million years old.
00:16:35.000 So I don't think it's us, but I think it's, the question is, it coexisted with us.
00:16:42.000 Yeah, it's about a million years old, is what it says.
00:16:45.000 So that might mean we're a million years old. 0.98
00:16:48.000 You want to hear about some shit that I just read the other day that's nuts? 0.98
00:16:52.000 You know how the thought is, That there's Neanderthals and that human beings bred with Neanderthals, and that's how the Neanderthal population went out. 0.99
00:17:04.000 There's at least this one researcher who has a different opinion, and he was using genetics to point this out.
00:17:10.000 He said that he believed that humans may have created Neanderthals, so that humans bred with an even older human species, and Neanderthal is the offspring of the humans, Homo sapiens, and whatever this older thing is.
00:17:29.000 It didn't create a superhuman though.
00:17:31.000 Well, Neanderthals are kind of a superhuman. 0.98
00:17:33.000 But mentally, they're known to be a little bit like Neanderthals, no?
00:17:38.000 That's a statement that people say. 0.99
00:17:41.000 I'd like to know, is Neanderthal really an intelligence or is it dumb? 0.98
00:17:47.000 Yeah, we don't really know. 1.00
00:17:48.000 I'm a fucking idiot. 1.00
00:17:49.000 Like, I must be this. 1.00
00:17:50.000 They had bigger brains than us though, which is weird.
00:17:53.000 But that might have been to have better musculature, better coordination.
00:17:58.000 They were way stronger than us.
00:17:59.000 Huge.
00:18:00.000 They weren't big.
00:18:01.000 They were like 5'7, 5'8.
00:18:03.000 They're like bone structure, right?
00:18:04.000 Right.
00:18:05.000 They're built completely different than us.
00:18:07.000 They would tear us apart. 1.00
00:18:08.000 They would tear us apart the way a chimpanzee would tear you apart. 1.00
00:18:10.000 They just rip your arms off.
00:18:12.000 They're insanely strong.
00:18:14.000 And their bones are much denser than ours.
00:18:16.000 But it says the gap between genetics and archaeology leaves us with an unclear picture of where the Neanderthals originated.
00:18:22.000 Calvinist Michael Marshall details a surprising new hypothesis that suggests they may have come from us.
00:18:29.000 So this was the thing that I had read.
00:18:34.000 Oh, you have to buy a.
00:18:36.000 New Scientist?
00:18:36.000 What is this?
00:18:37.000 We should probably get a subscription for them anyway.
00:18:39.000 We use them a lot. 0.99
00:18:40.000 They got good shit on there. 0.99
00:18:41.000 So I think the idea is that they keep finding these other versions of humans. 0.99
00:18:48.000 Like they found this thing called the Denisovan.
00:18:51.000 And then they found this other one.
00:18:52.000 What do they call the big headed people?
00:18:55.000 They keep finding these.
00:18:55.000 Which one's that?
00:18:57.000 They find bones.
00:18:58.000 China is one of them.
00:19:00.000 They found the big headed guy they found in China.
00:19:03.000 They find them all over the world, man.
00:19:04.000 They find these bones that are just weird.
00:19:07.000 You've got to think of how few human bones are going to make it from people that are alive right now.
00:19:13.000 So few of us are ever going to become fossils.
00:19:16.000 So we're putting together a version of the history that's completely incomplete as far as the evidence is concerned.
00:19:23.000 There's just not enough evidence of like bones.
00:19:25.000 If we had like, look, if everybody who ever lived died and left their bones and then future people could study their bones forever, boy, we would know so much more.
00:19:36.000 We would know so much more.
00:19:38.000 There'd be bones everywhere, but we would know so much more about how things work.
00:19:42.000 Friends did something with them. 0.98
00:19:43.000 Fucking catacombs, put them underground, build some things, make it decorative. 0.98
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00:20:42.000 The decorative.
00:20:44.000 Noah's Ark mystery deepens as a researcher blows the lid on a strange rock formation in Turkey.
00:20:51.000 So, this rock formation is on Mount Ararat.
00:20:55.000 That's what it looks like?
00:20:56.000 This thing here in the middle.
00:20:57.000 Yeah, and they said it's the same.
00:20:58.000 Wait a minute.
00:20:59.000 That's not AI?
00:21:00.000 Nope.
00:21:01.000 Is this all LIDAR?
00:21:03.000 So, this is a picture.
00:21:04.000 Bro, that's crazy.
00:21:06.000 That's the actual image?
00:21:07.000 I'll show you the other ones.
00:21:09.000 God, that looks like what somebody would send me in a Facebook group chat.
00:21:14.000 Where they found Noah's Ark.
00:21:15.000 I'm like, right. 0.99
00:21:16.000 This shit right here, if it's not AI, if it's AI, it should say it. 0.99
00:21:21.000 Right. 1.00
00:21:21.000 If it's not AI, God, it looks like a boat. 1.00
00:21:23.000 So, look, I'm not a geologist or someone who's a landscape expert, but that's a very unusual feature.
00:21:31.000 What are the odds that something looks exactly like a boat?
00:21:35.000 So then underneath it, they scanned it.
00:21:37.000 And then they're saying that these potentially are hallways or.
00:21:42.000 I mean, that's the shape of a boat. 1.00
00:21:44.000 That's a fucking boat. 0.99
00:21:47.000 Oh, so there's structure inside of it? 1.00
00:21:48.000 Well, the biggest issue is that this is on the side of a mountain.
00:21:54.000 So that's not where the ocean is.
00:21:56.000 Bro, the Great Flood.
00:21:57.000 It's 6,500 feet above sea level, it says.
00:22:01.000 So if you're going to go with the story of the flood, then you'd have to say that we don't know exactly when the flood happened because this would be.
00:22:08.000 Petrified wood or something, and I read it takes somewhere between thousands and millions of years to get petrified wood.
00:22:15.000 So, we'd have to be on the lower end of the thousands because it's probably not millions of years.
00:22:19.000 And then tectonic plates would have had to lift it all the way up here.
00:22:24.000 No, not necessarily if the flood receded when the water was that high.
00:22:29.000 Yeah, if it flooded the entire planet.
00:22:31.000 Right, but then the question would be where's all that water?
00:22:34.000 I don't think it flooded the entire planet.
00:22:35.000 All kinds of strange phenomena push things towards the surface.
00:22:38.000 Yeah.
00:22:39.000 This could be anything.
00:22:41.000 It could be anything, but boy, it looks like it's.
00:22:43.000 No, but what I mean is like if it was down below, the water could definitely push.
00:22:47.000 Everything could be pushed as long as that's like nestled in there. 0.95
00:22:52.000 I think a lot of it is the universe fucking with us. 0.86
00:22:57.000 I think it's part of the simulation. 1.00
00:22:59.000 Part of the simulation is the universe fucks with us.
00:23:02.000 And the universe shows you some things that shouldn't be real by your version of what is and isn't true.
00:23:08.000 AI.
00:23:09.000 Well, that's one. 0.94
00:23:10.000 That's pretty much what we fuck it up.
00:23:12.000 That's the explanation of it.
00:23:14.000 Yeah.
00:23:14.000 That is.
00:23:15.000 But then there's stuff like this.
00:23:16.000 If this isn't AI, it's almost like the universe.
00:23:19.000 Is a high like looks like a big abalone, not real.
00:23:23.000 Whoa, so does that line up with the actual biblical?
00:23:26.000 That's where like this is even five years ago that this picture on the screen was taken.
00:23:31.000 So I think that they're doing whether or not they're taking uh some liberties and what the descriptions are or not, I don't know because boy, it certainly is a weird shape.
00:23:39.000 This is Noah's Ark right here.
00:23:41.000 This thing, yeah, looks like a riverboat.
00:23:43.000 Well, that's what I'm playing, like we're playing uh pinochle on the riverboat there on that one.
00:23:48.000 Well, he had to get all the animals in there, bro.
00:23:50.000 This doesn't seem like that would be the one.
00:23:52.000 What did you think it looked like? 0.98
00:23:53.000 I don't know, like some fucking mega yacht. 0.99
00:23:57.000 I don't know. 0.99
00:23:58.000 Bunch of holes and what are the things?
00:24:02.000 The staffs and holes?
00:24:03.000 Listen, I think the story of the flood's a real story because it exists in too many cultures.
00:24:10.000 And water is very unexplainable.
00:24:12.000 Water has no enemy.
00:24:13.000 And tsunamis. 0.99
00:24:14.000 Tsunamis fucking happen, dude. 0.94
00:24:16.000 And if they happened and you were in that area, you would think it's the end of the world because you don't have contact with people in Europe. 1.00
00:24:23.000 You don't have contact.
00:24:24.000 So, wherever you are is an apocalypse.
00:24:26.000 It's the great flood.
00:24:27.000 You think it's the whole world's gone.
00:24:29.000 I don't know if there's anything specific about the acacia wood, but I remember looking this up last week, and it very specifically said acacia wood was used to make the ark. 0.96
00:24:36.000 Well, I'll tell you this acacia honey is fucking unbelievably delicious.
00:24:40.000 Well, the reason he's bringing that up is acacia is also rich in DMT, and that's these scientists. 0.98
00:24:45.000 No wonder I like it.
00:24:46.000 There you go, dog.
00:24:48.000 These researchers out of Jerusalem think that that's what Moses' burning bush was.
00:24:54.000 So, where Moses saw God as a burning bush, that's what they think that means.
00:25:00.000 They were burning the acacia bush.
00:25:02.000 He's hitting the demes.
00:25:04.000 He was hitting the demes.
00:25:05.000 He probably did talk to God. 0.99
00:25:07.000 God probably did have some good messages for humanity in the early days when we were basically just savages, wild fucking creatures with stone tools. 0.98
00:25:17.000 Man, we've come a long way. 0.98
00:25:20.000 I mean, human beings are still trying to figure it out. 0.81
00:25:23.000 Obviously, right, we're in the middle of three fucking wars going on in the world, but we're doing better. 0.96
00:25:30.000 I think. 0.98
00:25:31.000 Yeah.
00:25:32.000 I think we're doing better.
00:25:32.000 We're doing better in day to day stuff, day to day interactions with people are definitely, for the most part, better.
00:25:39.000 I've been, you know, I feel like, I just feel like we're at a place where everyone's going to either come together or we're going to just fucking totally rip our fucking heads off. 0.98
00:25:50.000 My fear is that. 0.99
00:25:50.000 Right. 0.99
00:25:52.000 A lot of chaos is going to happen, and they're going to use that as an excuse to have AI run everything.
00:25:57.000 And that's where things get really fucking weird.
00:26:00.000 That's where creativity dissolves, freedom dissolves, you become some little biological time card. 0.97
00:26:09.000 Bro, the other day, I fucking posted a picture of a frog that I AI generated just because I wasn't able to get the frog to do what the fuck I wanted to do in real life. 0.97
00:26:21.000 Like, I want the frog holding frog popsicles. 0.99
00:26:25.000 He was being difficult, so I had to fucking use another guy. 0.99
00:26:29.000 And everyone was blasting me, like, yo, not you, not you. 0.99
00:26:33.000 I can't believe you used AI.
00:26:34.000 Like, yo, you're. 0.99
00:26:36.000 People were fucking flipping out on me. 0.99
00:26:36.000 What? 0.99
00:26:38.000 So people are upset that you used AI.
00:26:39.000 I generated a picture of a frog.
00:26:42.000 Who is mad at you for this?
00:26:44.000 Whoever is on my Instagram.
00:26:46.000 Huh.
00:26:46.000 And my fans and the people who were, you know, just hating on AI.
00:26:53.000 I get the idea of, like, using it in a conniving way or in a.
00:26:58.000 You know, but it was a picture. 0.99
00:27:00.000 Of a fucking frog. 1.00
00:27:03.000 There it is. 1.00
00:27:05.000 That's fucking good. 0.99
00:27:08.000 That's good. 0.99
00:27:09.000 And I said that that was going to be my album cover, but then.
00:27:13.000 Why is that bad?
00:27:14.000 They were like, yo, you're taking away opportunities from other artists.
00:27:18.000 Well, let me just clear this up.
00:27:20.000 I wouldn't have hired you no matter what because I do all my artwork anyway.
00:27:24.000 There was no job to be taken away.
00:27:27.000 So let's just, if that's the argument, you could throw that one out.
00:27:32.000 This is just tools.
00:27:33.000 It's good old fun.
00:27:35.000 Listen, I don't think.
00:27:36.000 This is Photoshop, pretty much.
00:27:37.000 Yeah.
00:27:37.000 Look, it's beautiful.
00:27:38.000 Thank you, man.
00:27:39.000 It's very cool looking.
00:27:40.000 But then I did.
00:27:41.000 I get what people are saying.
00:27:43.000 I get it.
00:27:43.000 I get it, too.
00:27:44.000 After it was explained to me by a younger generation of mine.
00:27:47.000 I get you should hire artists to make stuff.
00:27:49.000 But do you know how long it would take an artist to make that?
00:27:51.000 Unless the artist is doing exactly what you're doing?
00:27:54.000 I get that, but I wouldn't have hired them in the first place because I do all the artwork on my own.
00:28:00.000 Everything comes from me.
00:28:01.000 So it's not a job loss.
00:28:03.000 No, no matter what.
00:28:03.000 It wasn't a job loss, no matter what.
00:28:05.000 But I get the.
00:28:06.000 The idea of it. 0.99
00:28:08.000 I guess shits and giggles, you know, like it's fucking whack that that's what people are worried about. 0.99
00:28:13.000 I don't think, I think it's just a bunch of people looking for things to complain about, A. 0.98
00:28:17.000 And then there's also like a sentiment in the air, which is that AI is coming for everybody's job.
00:28:23.000 So anytime someone uses AI that could have been used by people, there's a certain percentage of people that are going to kind of rightly be upset.
00:28:30.000 I think so.
00:28:31.000 But you're not going to stop it.
00:28:33.000 This is the thing. 1.00
00:28:34.000 That fucking wave is. 0.99
00:28:36.000 2,000 feet high, and it's moving 100 miles an hour, and you're not going to stop it. 1.00
00:28:41.000 You're not going to stop it.
00:28:43.000 This is just what AI is.
00:28:45.000 I didn't realize the severity.
00:28:47.000 I mean, I guess I do now, but.
00:28:50.000 Bro, it's alive. 1.00
00:28:51.000 It's fucked. 1.00
00:28:52.000 It's fucked for sure. 1.00
00:28:53.000 These things are alive. 0.99
00:28:54.000 I don't use them.
00:28:54.000 They're going to be able to do everything for you.
00:28:55.000 I don't usually use any of those things.
00:28:57.000 I'm pretty, you know, Neanderthal when it comes to this type of thing. 0.99
00:29:01.000 See, the thing about the Neanderthals is they don't know if they were dumb. 0.99
00:29:01.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:29:06.000 So they used to think that they were really stupid. 1.00
00:29:08.000 And then they realized that they probably had language and they probably had tools and they probably had a sophisticated society and they buried their young. 1.00
00:29:17.000 And maybe we just assume because they're brutish and strong that they were stupid. 1.00
00:29:22.000 But their brains are bigger than our brains. 1.00
00:29:25.000 They might not have been taller. 0.58
00:29:26.000 I've seen myself in Neanderthal.
00:29:27.000 They have big eyeballs too.
00:29:28.000 Looks are deceiving. 0.87
00:29:30.000 You think that, you know, some schlub. 1.00
00:29:34.000 And here I come, fucking mister. 1.00
00:29:35.000 I've never seen you at the base. 1.00
00:29:37.000 Oh my God.
00:29:38.000 I did it this morning. 1.00
00:29:38.000 That's a big swing that motherfucker did. 1.00
00:29:40.000 That's very impressive. 0.99
00:29:41.000 That's a hard thing to do.
00:29:42.000 To do. 1.00
00:29:43.000 And I got up to like 88 pounds on that bitch, which is ridiculous. 1.00
00:29:46.000 That's a lot. 1.00
00:29:47.000 I started doing this new kettlebell exercise.
00:29:50.000 You do like an eight in the air with a kettlebell, where you start it like this and you go all the way up and down like that.
00:29:57.000 Oh, yeah, that's crazy.
00:29:59.000 And over around your head. 0.96
00:30:01.000 Woo!
00:30:02.000 Serious deal.
00:30:03.000 Oh, my God. 1.00
00:30:04.000 Your core, you don't realize how weak that shit is in those weird movements until you try something like that. 0.99
00:30:10.000 That's why the kettlebells are the best things. 0.99
00:30:12.000 Kettlebells.
00:30:14.000 The clubs, the mace.
00:30:16.000 Awkward stuff.
00:30:16.000 Awkward.
00:30:17.000 I love all that stuff. 1.00
00:30:18.000 All the sandbag work. 1.00
00:30:19.000 I'm still doing that every day. 0.98
00:30:21.000 Since I was here last, I know it doesn't seem it, but I've lost like 20 pounds.
00:30:25.000 Congratulations.
00:30:26.000 Well, I got up to 300 again. 1.00
00:30:27.000 Damn, y'all. 0.99
00:30:28.000 Now I'm back down to 265. 0.99
00:30:30.000 I know you can't see it, but I'm kind of jacked.
00:30:32.000 Well, you're very thick. 0.98
00:30:34.000 I'm jacked. 0.99
00:30:34.000 I'm jacked. 0.99
00:30:35.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:30:36.000 You're very, like, you're a bull. 0.99
00:30:38.000 I know, man. 0.99
00:30:39.000 But I try, I'm trying to be.
00:30:40.000 You put the work in.
00:30:40.000 It's just, but the problem is you also work with food, delicious food.
00:30:44.000 I was eating so much pasta.
00:30:45.000 You worked with food.
00:30:46.000 Did you?
00:30:46.000 I did.
00:30:47.000 So much is the funny way of saying it.
00:30:49.000 I've not eaten so much faster than that.
00:30:51.000 By whose definition is so much?
00:30:53.000 I've cut it out a lot.
00:30:55.000 I'm trying to dial it in heavily.
00:30:57.000 I'm trying to really dial it in.
00:31:00.000 This is my life.
00:31:01.000 It's all about being dialed in.
00:31:03.000 I can't let it go because once I let it go, it's going.
00:31:07.000 I hear you.
00:31:08.000 It's going.
00:31:10.000 Yeah. 0.97
00:31:11.000 You know, like, it's hard once you get that fucking, those carbs, once you get that pizza and that pasta rolling. 0.98
00:31:17.000 You know what? 1.00
00:31:18.000 Once I stop, I don't even fucking need that shit right now. 1.00
00:31:20.000 I don't even crave it. 0.99
00:31:21.000 I'm not really interested in that.
00:31:23.000 A simple piece of toasted whole wheat bread does it for me.
00:31:27.000 Just jam that.
00:31:29.000 I don't need pizza. 0.99
00:31:30.000 I've eaten enough pizza in my life for fucking 45 children. 0.99
00:31:36.000 45 children's lifetimes couldn't equate the amount of pizza I've eaten. 0.99
00:31:41.000 That's hilarious.
00:31:42.000 So, I mean, I feel like I've eaten enough of everything that I've needed to.
00:31:46.000 Now it's time to just fuel.
00:31:49.000 It's all about the fuel.
00:31:50.000 You're dialing in.
00:31:51.000 I'm working out with like serious dudes, dudes that are like jacked out of control, and I'm the only one that's rounded.
00:31:56.000 Do you have a trainer that you work with?
00:31:58.000 No, no, no.
00:31:59.000 I just train with dudes who train every day.
00:32:01.000 Oh, okay.
00:32:02.000 One dude's an IFBB pro and.
00:32:04.000 Oh, bodybuilder.
00:32:05.000 Bodybuilders.
00:32:06.000 But I'm trying to do a little bit of that.
00:32:09.000 I introduce my stuff, you know.
00:32:11.000 No one could really do the Mace and stuff because that takes a long time to like perfect that work.
00:32:15.000 And everyone's way too tight.
00:32:18.000 So I do that on my own.
00:32:18.000 Right.
00:32:20.000 I do like three days of that with the kettlebells and I do normal shit. 0.99
00:32:24.000 Deadlift. 0.98
00:32:25.000 My knee's a little fucked, so I'm doing zurchers. 0.98
00:32:28.000 Zurchers is my favorite squad anyway. 0.99
00:32:30.000 Zurchers are great. 1.00
00:32:31.000 It's my favorite.
00:32:32.000 It's really good for grappling and just for elevating your testosterone.
00:32:35.000 It's a jiu jitsu, bro.
00:32:36.000 It's known to be like one of the.
00:32:38.000 It's definitely like a jiu jitsu and it's a.
00:32:41.000 Every MMA fighter should be doing that.
00:32:42.000 Yeah, it's big for wrestlers.
00:32:44.000 The ability to take people down and also stuff takedowns, the same sort of strength.
00:32:48.000 That.
00:32:49.000 Yeah.
00:32:50.000 It's phenomenal.
00:32:51.000 It's my favorite squat by far.
00:32:52.000 It's great. 0.69
00:32:53.000 The shoulder stuff that you're doing, all that May stuff, you must have like really strong shoulders. 0.99
00:32:58.000 I think your shoulders never fuck with you. 1.00
00:32:59.000 Not anymore because I healed myself with the Honit motherfucking club. 1.00
00:33:04.000 Yeah. 0.98
00:33:04.000 Like literally, John Wolf helped me. 0.98
00:33:06.000 I would just hit him up like, yo.
00:33:09.000 Those things are great.
00:33:10.000 It's great just because most of the time when you're lifting, you're just picking stuff up.
00:33:14.000 You know, you're doing bench press.
00:33:14.000 Yeah.
00:33:16.000 With this, like you're swinging it over your head and you're pausing it out in front and swinging it over your head.
00:33:21.000 Think about when you're doing jiu jitsu, you get your hand, your arm put over there, and you have that strength.
00:33:26.000 It's never in like bench press position.
00:33:27.000 Never.
00:33:28.000 You're never like pushing perfectly.
00:33:30.000 You're always in like weird.
00:33:32.000 That's why yoga is really good for jiu jitsu.
00:33:34.000 I've been trying to do a little bit more of everything.
00:33:36.000 Yoga is so good for you, man.
00:33:38.000 Pilates, yoga.
00:33:40.000 Pilates is surprisingly hard.
00:33:42.000 Oh, it's one of the hardest things I've ever done. 1.00
00:33:44.000 Plus, you fucking put the goddamn things on my ankles. 0.99
00:33:46.000 I was laying on my back doing scissors. 1.00
00:33:50.000 Don't tell anybody.
00:33:51.000 But yeah, I was next to my wife. 1.00
00:33:53.000 Tighten up that man pussy. 1.00
00:33:54.000 Bro, my man pussy was like fucking that. 1.00
00:33:57.000 It was like rock solid. 1.00
00:33:59.000 And I told her, I was like, yo, this hurts my asshole. 1.00
00:34:02.000 Like, you're fucking literally making me work out a crazy muscle. 1.00
00:34:07.000 And she's like, yep, yep, you feel it, right? 1.00
00:34:09.000 You gotta go home with a sore asshole. 1.00
00:34:11.000 Ow. 1.00
00:34:12.000 You're sitting on the bowl.
00:34:14.000 You gotta wear the donut.
00:34:14.000 Ow.
00:34:15.000 You gotta sit on the cushion.
00:34:17.000 Remember those donuts?
00:34:17.000 No.
00:34:18.000 They used to have those at their house on the seat.
00:34:21.000 They'd have that like cushiony. 0.98
00:34:22.000 On the toilet seat?
00:34:24.000 That one that we hit it, he goes, yeah.
00:34:24.000 Yeah.
00:34:26.000 Remember that one?
00:34:27.000 Pink. 1.00
00:34:29.000 Grandma pink.
00:34:30.000 Oh, my God. 1.00
00:34:32.000 I just remember the smell of old ass coming off a toilet, like a grandma's ass or a grandfather's ass. 1.00
00:34:39.000 Yeah, old. 1.00
00:34:40.000 I remember my father's shit smell. 1.00
00:34:42.000 Because it always, yeah, he always would throw a cigarette in the toilet afterwards, so it would smell like a shitty cigarette. 1.00
00:34:51.000 That was back in the day where everybody smoked in the house. 0.89
00:34:54.000 We used to have a ring.
00:34:54.000 Oh, my God.
00:34:55.000 He would sit, and there was a ring up there from the Rothman Blues.
00:34:59.000 What's a Rothman Blue? 1.00
00:35:00.000 It was a fucking cigarette. 1.00
00:35:01.000 Yeah, English cigarette. 1.00
00:35:02.000 Wow.
00:35:03.000 Isn't it crazy how doctors used to recommend cigarettes?
00:35:07.000 You used to be able to buy cigarettes at a hospital?
00:35:09.000 Oh, yeah.
00:35:09.000 I've purchased them at hospitals with the thing.
00:35:12.000 In bed.
00:35:12.000 When the guy's in bed.
00:35:13.000 Or you could buy them in, like, they would come around.
00:35:15.000 Like a six year old kid would come around with the thing?
00:35:18.000 Like a lady would come by with, like, a box of different kinds of cigarettes in it.
00:35:21.000 And the guy was, like, picking out cigarettes that he could have while he's in his hospital bed.
00:35:25.000 Those are the days. 1.00
00:35:25.000 Damn. 1.00
00:35:26.000 See if you can find one of the pictures. 0.99
00:35:27.000 Those are the days.
00:35:28.000 I remember the pull machine was always my favorite when I got sent to the store to go do this, do that.
00:35:34.000 Oh, wow.
00:35:34.000 Yeah, look at this.
00:35:35.000 This has to be an ad, right?
00:35:38.000 Is it an ad?
00:35:39.000 That's the goal.
00:35:40.000 Or maybe it's a newspaper photograph or something like that.
00:35:42.000 Was that Pall Mall?
00:35:46.000 Another one.
00:35:47.000 Different guy.
00:35:47.000 1950s cigarettes are marketed as being good for you.
00:35:49.000 Look at the nurse is lighting this guy's cigarette.
00:35:52.000 Happily.
00:35:53.000 Well, he doesn't look sick.
00:35:54.000 His hair is done nicely.
00:35:56.000 So when did.
00:35:57.000 When did people in America?
00:35:58.000 We looked up this who figured out the first cigarette, didn't we?
00:36:00.000 Is it the same guy, different nurse? 1.00
00:36:02.000 Oh, this is all bullshit. 1.00
00:36:04.000 I don't know. 1.00
00:36:04.000 Maybe it's just one guy had a freaky nurse. 1.00
00:36:07.000 Who the nurses?
00:36:08.000 It just reminds me of why.
00:36:09.000 Why is America so medicated? 0.99
00:36:12.000 Why are we just so fucking medicated on everything? 0.99
00:36:16.000 Because it works. 0.98
00:36:17.000 Does it?
00:36:18.000 I mean, it doesn't do what you want it to do, but as far as mental medications. 0.99
00:36:24.000 That shit works? 0.98
00:36:25.000 There's a lot of stuff that works. 1.00
00:36:26.000 Sure.
00:36:27.000 Prozac has a legitimate effect on people, they get accustomed to it.
00:36:30.000 Good or bad.
00:36:31.000 Adderall.
00:36:32.000 Depends on who.
00:36:32.000 It depends on the dose.
00:36:34.000 You know, it's like if you want to say good or bad, I know a lot of people that are very successful that use Adderall.
00:36:40.000 I don't necessarily know if it's bad.
00:36:43.000 I think it depends on who you are, whether or not you can just use it when you need it, like to write or something like that.
00:36:49.000 I know journalists that use it.
00:36:51.000 But if it's one of those things that you're addicted to, like benzodiazepine, you know, like.
00:36:59.000 Michael Jackson?
00:37:00.000 Well, no.
00:37:01.000 That was the Michael Jackson one?
00:37:02.000 No, he had. 0.99
00:37:03.000 Oh, that was the Latin.
00:37:04.000 He, well, he died from being sedated.
00:37:08.000 He died from propofol.
00:37:09.000 Oh, he was just, and then pumped with other stuff.
00:37:12.000 I don't think he could sleep at night. 0.91
00:37:14.000 I think he was just so mentally ill. 1.00
00:37:16.000 That's fucked. 1.00
00:37:17.000 That guy was too famous, man. 1.00
00:37:21.000 There is that little too famous.
00:37:23.000 Wait, it's deep.
00:37:24.000 Yeah.
00:37:24.000 And he also died.
00:37:25.000 Everyone on earth knows who Michael Jackson is.
00:37:27.000 Yeah.
00:37:29.000 I don't think there's anyone who doesn't know who Michael Jackson is.
00:37:31.000 Even now.
00:37:32.000 If you're born now, you know who he is.
00:37:34.000 Yeah.
00:37:35.000 I mean, he was so famous that even after all the sexual allegations, all of his music still played on the radio. 0.98
00:37:43.000 It was no one gives a fuck. 0.99
00:37:45.000 It was so good. 0.99
00:37:46.000 He's the only one no one cares.
00:37:48.000 Right.
00:37:48.000 Look, R. Kelly stuff, you rarely hear it anymore.
00:37:50.000 And I'm not going to say anything.
00:37:53.000 Please don't.
00:37:54.000 I will not. 0.99
00:37:55.000 He's a disgrace. 0.99
00:37:55.000 I do. 0.99
00:37:56.000 I mean, it's disgraceful, but his music was phenomenal. 0.99
00:37:59.000 It was like that changed motherfuckers' whole vibe of RB. 1.00
00:38:04.000 Like, disgusting, unbelievable, nasty, disgraceful things. 1.00
00:38:08.000 Right.
00:38:09.000 But if you separate the artist from the art. 0.99
00:38:10.000 And that's the fucking worst thing. 0.95
00:38:12.000 You can't do that. 0.99
00:38:13.000 You cannot say that.
00:38:14.000 It comes as a whole package.
00:38:15.000 But my question is how many of those guys were like that way back in the day?
00:38:21.000 You know what I mean?
00:38:22.000 Probably a large amount.
00:38:24.000 You see the sickness. 1.00
00:38:25.000 I don't understand why motherfuckers get a little bit of money and start doing weirdo shit. 1.00
00:38:30.000 Like, I like to garden. 1.00
00:38:32.000 Like, island chess?
00:38:33.000 Yeah.
00:38:34.000 Like, I like gardening.
00:38:35.000 I like stonemasonry.
00:38:38.000 I like working out and cooking.
00:38:41.000 But, like, I'll tell you why.
00:38:41.000 Right.
00:38:43.000 I'm obviously not on that level, but I don't see my mentality changing so far off where I'm fucking going to the island, you know? 0.91
00:38:49.000 No. 0.86
00:38:50.000 It's never going to happen.
00:38:51.000 It's bizarre.
00:38:52.000 Even if there was a new island.
00:38:53.000 But the thing is, you made money by doing what you love.
00:38:57.000 That's a very different kind of money.
00:38:59.000 These people are just trying to make money.
00:39:01.000 So, when you're just trying to make money, it's all about experiences and items that you possess.
00:39:08.000 So, you want to buy your own island?
00:39:10.000 You want a jet?
00:39:11.000 What else do you want?
00:39:11.000 You want a Ferrari?
00:39:12.000 You want a bunch of shit? 1.00
00:39:13.000 Things, things. 1.00
00:39:14.000 You want things, and you keep getting more things.
00:39:16.000 And you want to do things that you're not supposed to do.
00:39:18.000 Like, you want to eat an endangered species.
00:39:20.000 You know, there's like a restaurant in China, and they'll serve you tiger, they'll serve you gorilla, like whatever you want to eat.
00:39:28.000 Endangered species.
00:39:29.000 I mean, I've seen it.
00:39:30.000 I don't know if things are true, but there was a story that was written about this place where you could go in China.
00:39:34.000 And this is a story.
00:39:35.000 See if you can find it.
00:39:36.000 There's a story about, like, it's one of those things where it's like a gathering.
00:39:41.000 It's not like a restaurant.
00:39:43.000 It's a gathering.
00:39:44.000 It's a gathering that happens, like, once every year or something like that.
00:39:47.000 And they go and they would eat endangered species.
00:39:49.000 Bro, I think I've seen it. 0.99
00:39:50.000 Which is fucking crazy. 0.96
00:39:51.000 I know my. 0.99
00:39:52.000 But that's a billionaire crazy person money thing.
00:39:55.000 Like, we're going to go eat a tiger.
00:39:56.000 You know what I mean? 1.00
00:39:57.000 Fucking ridiculous. 1.00
00:39:57.000 It's like. 1.00
00:39:58.000 Yeah, it's weird.
00:39:59.000 It's crazy.
00:40:00.000 I couldn't imagine.
00:40:01.000 I couldn't imagine.
00:40:02.000 I don't even like to hurt anything.
00:40:04.000 Right, but that's because you're not.
00:40:04.000 I don't want to.
00:40:06.000 That kind of a rich guy.
00:40:08.000 You're a guy who made a bunch of money just by being himself.
00:40:11.000 And that's a totally different enterprise than someone who's just trying to make a bunch of money.
00:40:15.000 The people that are just trying to make a bunch of money, they're never happy.
00:40:18.000 You're never satisfied.
00:40:20.000 Yeah. 0.96
00:40:21.000 I mean, I don't know where anybody comes from, but I live in a two fucking bedroom apartment my entire life up until recently. 0.95
00:40:21.000 Yeah, they are. 0.95
00:40:29.000 Still might, I still do. 1.00
00:40:31.000 Here it is crackdown on menu for China's animal eaters. 0.93
00:40:34.000 It's from 2014, though. 0.87
00:40:35.000 So they made a real kind of ribble it needed to be.
00:40:37.000 I think the ribble it needed to be. 0.99
00:40:38.000 Look at those fucking striations that went, oh, no wonder. 0.99
00:40:41.000 Porcupine. 1.00
00:40:41.000 They changed the law because of it? 1.00
00:40:43.000 Well, I mean, I don't know if because of it, but that's why it's probably not talked about as much anymore.
00:40:51.000 The diners of southern China have long had a reputation for exotic tastes, with locals sometimes boasting they will eat anything with four legs except a table.
00:40:59.000 LOL.
00:41:00.000 LOL. 1.00
00:41:04.000 Fucking jerk. 1.00
00:41:05.000 So, pangolin. 1.00
00:41:07.000 So, pangolin's endangered, right?
00:41:09.000 Are they endangered?
00:41:10.000 Wasn't that one of the things that they thought was the wet market?
00:41:13.000 On top it says they had endangered tortoises and snakes and porcupines in cages.
00:41:19.000 And imagine you're so nasty you want to eat an endangered snake. 0.53
00:41:23.000 Eating a snake alone is gross. 1.00
00:41:25.000 But you're so nasty you want to eat an endangered snake. 0.97
00:41:28.000 I've had snake soup. 1.00
00:41:29.000 I was in Japan and I had fucking a good snake soup. 0.99
00:41:33.000 Was it good? 0.99
00:41:33.000 It was smoked. 0.99
00:41:34.000 It tasted like beef.
00:41:35.000 Really?
00:41:36.000 It was supposed to be, you know.
00:41:36.000 It did.
00:41:40.000 Make you very versatile.
00:41:42.000 Oh, versatile.
00:41:43.000 What's the word?
00:41:43.000 Veril.
00:41:45.000 Versatile as well, right?
00:41:47.000 Yeah.
00:41:49.000 It was a black snake, of course.
00:41:51.000 Oh, black snake.
00:41:53.000 Was it a poison snake?
00:41:54.000 Dad, I'm not sure. 0.97
00:41:56.000 But there was a bunch, it was like, this was a Michelin star restaurant, two Michelin stars, and of course it was like French, Japanese creations and fucking quite endangered. 0.82
00:42:10.000 Really? 0.76
00:42:13.000 As endangered as I could get.
00:42:15.000 Endangered?
00:42:16.000 A little turtle.
00:42:17.000 A little sea turtle.
00:42:18.000 But some turtles are not endangered.
00:42:19.000 I know, but I don't even like to do it. 0.99
00:42:21.000 It's fucking. 0.98
00:42:22.000 It's just. 1.00
00:42:23.000 It turns me off.
00:42:24.000 Dude, I used to have turtles as pets.
00:42:26.000 I used to have turtles.
00:42:27.000 And at one point in time, I had piranhas.
00:42:30.000 Turtles are way more psychotic than piranhas.
00:42:34.000 When I would feed my turtles, I'd feed my turtles goldfish and they'd swim around and grab the goldfish and just bite them in half.
00:42:41.000 Mm hmm.
00:42:42.000 It was crazy to watch.
00:42:43.000 I got those powerful jaws.
00:42:44.000 And I'm looking at them.
00:42:45.000 I'm like, of course, you're a little dinosaur.
00:42:48.000 You look like a dinosaur.
00:42:48.000 Just look at you.
00:42:50.000 You have this crazy stegosaurus shell over your back.
00:42:53.000 And I remember that.
00:42:53.000 And you're swimming through the water.
00:42:55.000 Some neck comes out like that.
00:42:56.000 Dude, they were super aggressive.
00:42:59.000 See if you can find videos of turtles fucking up goldfish. 0.98
00:43:03.000 What about those big mouths? 1.00
00:43:05.000 They have them with their hands. 0.97
00:43:06.000 Like the big snappers.
00:43:07.000 Oh, yeah.
00:43:08.000 The big snapping turtles.
00:43:09.000 Those are for like Bowser.
00:43:10.000 Yeah.
00:43:11.000 Have you ever seen one in real life?
00:43:13.000 I've seen the big tortoise in Hawaii, but I've never seen a big snapping one.
00:43:17.000 I saw a medium one, not a real big one, but they look so freaky. 0.99
00:43:23.000 Their fucking teeth? 1.00
00:43:25.000 That beak thing? 1.00
00:43:25.000 That mouth? 1.00
00:43:26.000 They have a jacked up neck, too. 1.00
00:43:28.000 Big fucking huge neck. 1.00
00:43:30.000 Big fucking huge clamped down neck. 1.00
00:43:32.000 There's one different type. 1.00
00:43:35.000 What is that one really crazy looking snapping turtle? 1.00
00:43:38.000 Is it a gar snapping turtle?
00:43:42.000 I've never seen this one before. 1.00
00:43:43.000 Whoa, what the fuck is that? 0.99
00:43:44.000 A Mata Mata turtle? 1.00
00:43:46.000 Whoa. 1.00
00:43:47.000 What the fuck kind of head is that? 1.00
00:43:49.000 It's a triangle head. 1.00
00:43:50.000 Yeah, that's a weird nose.
00:43:53.000 That's weird.
00:43:55.000 I've never seen that.
00:43:56.000 It's eating a goldfish, too?
00:43:58.000 There you go.
00:43:59.000 Oh, he just swallows it whole.
00:44:01.000 What a weird looking creature.
00:44:03.000 If you told me yesterday that this didn't exist, I would have believed you.
00:44:08.000 If you told me yesterday, this is AI.
00:44:10.000 What's the reasoning that a lot of these species go flatheads?
00:44:16.000 Hmm. 0.61
00:44:17.000 Mixing the bottom of the.
00:44:17.000 Good question.
00:44:18.000 Because you slip right into the shell, I'm sure.
00:44:20.000 I guess so.
00:44:21.000 I'm sure you fit better in the shell. 1.00
00:44:22.000 You go hammerhead and heads like that and fucking stingrays and shit just turns flat. 1.00
00:44:27.000 Flounder. 1.00
00:44:29.000 Right.
00:44:29.000 That's a weird one.
00:44:30.000 Two eyeballs on one side. 0.99
00:44:32.000 What the fuck is that? 0.99
00:44:33.000 So, this is a very timid turtle eating the goldfish. 1.00
00:44:37.000 He's just.
00:44:38.000 The ones that I had, they swam after the goldfish and grabbed them. 0.99
00:44:42.000 Look at this fucking thing. 0.99
00:44:43.000 Whoa! 1.00
00:44:44.000 Alligator snapping turtle.
00:44:46.000 Yeah, that's the one. 0.99
00:44:48.000 This one is the one that turns into fucking Donatello. 1.00
00:44:51.000 Look at the face on that fucking thing. 1.00
00:44:52.000 See his tongue down there? 1.00
00:44:53.000 Yeah.
00:44:54.000 Oh, so his tongue looks like a goldfish? 0.83
00:44:56.000 A little worm. 0.54
00:44:57.000 Yeah.
00:44:57.000 So it tricks him?
00:44:59.000 Come get some.
00:45:00.000 Oh, snap.
00:45:00.000 Look.
00:45:02.000 Nature's so evil.
00:45:04.000 It gave me a lure in my mouth.
00:45:06.000 Nature has no mercy, man.
00:45:07.000 Nope.
00:45:08.000 No mercy.
00:45:09.000 No mercy.
00:45:10.000 We were talking about smoking.
00:45:12.000 I saw this today that the UK has voted to ban anyone born after 2008 to be banned from smoking.
00:45:19.000 What?
00:45:20.000 It hasn't passed.
00:45:21.000 It has to.
00:45:22.000 Wait a minute.
00:45:24.000 I'm going to light up a cigar.
00:45:26.000 It pisses me off.
00:45:28.000 That's a crazy one.
00:45:29.000 I thought it was kind of fake when I saw it, but I looked it up.
00:45:33.000 There are articles about it.
00:45:34.000 It's a draft law, they say.
00:45:36.000 Which doesn't mean it's an actual law yet, I think.
00:45:38.000 I'm opening up a fresh box for them. 1.00
00:45:40.000 Fuck you. 1.00
00:45:42.000 That's crazy. 1.00
00:45:43.000 But that's just, we were talking about this yesterday.
00:45:46.000 They love having their thumb on you.
00:45:49.000 It's government.
00:45:50.000 It's like when they expand government, they got to give government something to do.
00:45:53.000 So what do they do?
00:45:54.000 They come up with more rules and regulations.
00:45:56.000 And they come up with more people to enforce those rules and regulations.
00:46:00.000 Even if they don't make any sense.
00:46:01.000 I'm going to go with bills, pass this, pass that. 0.97
00:46:02.000 I got to fucking, everyone has an idea. 0.98
00:46:05.000 Every new politician has their ideas. 1.00
00:46:07.000 And they all want to fucking control you. 0.98
00:46:09.000 That's what they want to do more than anything. 1.00
00:46:10.000 They want to control you.
00:46:11.000 That's their favorite sport.
00:46:13.000 Their favorite sport is telling you what to do.
00:46:16.000 I just had a beautiful dinner with our mayor of New York, Mamdani.
00:46:21.000 How is he?
00:46:21.000 You like him?
00:46:23.000 He's 34 years old, bro. 0.99
00:46:25.000 I've never thought that I'd be sitting at a table with a mayor who's younger than me and knows about fucking rap. 0.98
00:46:31.000 Didn't he rap for a while? 0.99
00:46:32.000 I don't acknowledge that.
00:46:38.000 That's hilarious.
00:46:39.000 No, but he's, you know.
00:46:40.000 He was a very nice guy.
00:46:42.000 He had a nice dinner.
00:46:43.000 I didn't speak politics.
00:46:44.000 I'm not really one of those guys. 1.00
00:46:45.000 We just talked shit. 0.99
00:46:47.000 Oh, okay. 1.00
00:46:48.000 What the fuck do I know? 1.00
00:46:49.000 I don't know shit either. 1.00
00:46:49.000 I don't know shit. 1.00
00:46:50.000 Exactly. 0.97
00:46:51.000 The thing that I would be most concerned is who's financing him?
00:46:55.000 What is their agenda?
00:46:56.000 What are they trying to get him to do?
00:46:59.000 Because it's always money.
00:47:00.000 It's always about money.
00:47:01.000 People are discovering New York City Mondani's. 0.99
00:47:03.000 Oh, that's a fucking crazy picture, right? 0.99
00:47:05.000 He's rapping with an apron on. 0.99
00:47:07.000 What's that about?
00:47:09.000 Yeah.
00:47:10.000 Okay.
00:47:11.000 It's a wild one.
00:47:12.000 Shame the guy for his mistakes of the past.
00:47:15.000 Let's just, you know, he's just doing some wild stuff, like with taxes and things.
00:47:20.000 Like he's trying to tax these billionaires.
00:47:22.000 I saw that.
00:47:23.000 What I'd like him to do is.
00:47:24.000 You want to use it for that?
00:47:25.000 Yeah, sure.
00:47:25.000 Why not?
00:47:26.000 What I'd like him to do is fucking help alleviate. 0.99
00:47:30.000 Thank you, senor. 0.99
00:47:33.000 Help alleviate taxes for people who are born and raised New Yorkers. 0.99
00:47:37.000 I shouldn't have to pay for everyone else's bullshit. 0.99
00:47:40.000 Right. 1.00
00:47:40.000 At least give me a little break. 1.00
00:47:42.000 Not just that, but they should be responsible with where the tax dollars go.
00:47:46.000 So before asking you for more taxes, clean up all the fraud.
00:47:50.000 Oh, my God. 0.97
00:47:51.000 That's not a fucking big request. 0.98
00:47:52.000 That's like a pretty simple thing to ask for. 0.95
00:47:56.000 But nobody says that.
00:47:57.000 All they ever say is we need to tax you more.
00:48:00.000 This year was a mess. 0.93
00:48:01.000 He came into all of us when it was a shitstorm of literal horrible weather. 1.00
00:48:06.000 And the fucking city was an honest garbage hole, it was a shit mess. 1.00
00:48:11.000 It got real bad with snow, right? 1.00
00:48:12.000 Fucking seven feet high piles of garbage, like disgrace. 1.00
00:48:16.000 Now, why was that? 1.00
00:48:17.000 Because I don't know. 1.00
00:48:20.000 I would say the union rep wasn't allowing the workers to fucking go and clean shit. 0.99
00:48:26.000 You know, when they're at odds, listen, I don't know. 0.99
00:48:30.000 I'd like to get to the bottom of this.
00:48:33.000 Yeah, I don't know either.
00:48:34.000 You know, when they're at odds, they're at odds.
00:48:36.000 Well, so there was a union strike.
00:48:40.000 They don't allow.
00:48:41.000 Any of the sanitation people to move a muscle unless their union rep says it's okay. 0.99
00:48:47.000 You go and sit in the fucking truck and take a nap until we tell you to move. 1.00
00:48:50.000 Right. 1.00
00:48:52.000 That's.
00:48:52.000 I'm with them.
00:48:53.000 Me too.
00:48:54.000 Listen, I'm with them. 0.99
00:48:54.000 Because out of all the fraud that's existing in that city, all the waste that they've showed, that is one thing you should fucking pay people for because the job sucks. 0.99
00:49:04.000 Okay? 0.99
00:49:05.000 And it's super necessary.
00:49:07.000 It's the most important thing.
00:49:07.000 It's a Jorge Hospital.
00:49:09.000 Yeah, super necessary. 1.00
00:49:11.000 You fucking have to pick up the garbage, goddammit. 1.00
00:49:14.000 Pay those fucking people. 1.00
00:49:15.000 I mean, are they asking for unreasonable amounts when you find out how much money you spent on the fucking homeless situation and never got better at all? 1.00
00:49:21.000 Who's what are they getting? 0.99
00:49:23.000 I bet they're getting paid more than the garbage people. 0.97
00:49:24.000 I'm sure, but they get good pension. 0.95
00:49:26.000 Everyone works for a pension.
00:49:28.000 It's all for security.
00:49:28.000 Yeah.
00:49:30.000 Pension is fucking dental. 0.99
00:49:32.000 How many times are you going to do dental? 1.00
00:49:34.000 Yeah, but you should also get paid. 0.99
00:49:36.000 If you're fucking moving garbage, you should get paid well, period. 0.99
00:49:40.000 And for people to go, oh, it's an unskilled job, that's a backbreaking job. 0.99
00:49:45.000 You're slinging around bags all day and picking up cans and.
00:49:50.000 Yanking on levers.
00:49:51.000 Far from unskilled.
00:49:53.000 It's hard.
00:49:53.000 Yeah.
00:49:55.000 It's also dangerous.
00:49:56.000 You're hanging off the back of the truck sometimes.
00:49:59.000 You're out there in the weather. 0.99
00:50:00.000 It's fucking hard. 0.99
00:50:01.000 You could hurt your back. 0.99
00:50:03.000 It's a hard job. 1.00
00:50:03.000 It's fucking hard. 1.00
00:50:04.000 They should get paid well. 1.00
00:50:06.000 And anybody who doesn't think that is a cunt. 0.98
00:50:11.000 But you should definitely be paid well. 0.99
00:50:12.000 That's the thing about this world.
00:50:13.000 Everybody's greedy.
00:50:14.000 They want it all for themselves.
00:50:16.000 One thing they're doing, I just found online.
00:50:18.000 They're adding these giant bins, which maybe is better than piles, but.
00:50:24.000 My boy.
00:50:24.000 Yeah, that would definitely be better than piles.
00:50:26.000 They're always adding these fucking bins. 0.99
00:50:27.000 Yeah, but the problem with that. 1.00
00:50:28.000 Goddamn Eric Adams made you buy a $100 garbage can for your house back in the day from his cousin. 0.98
00:50:33.000 The problem is. 0.99
00:50:33.000 This is what I was told from my man in Middle Village. 0.99
00:50:36.000 How much?
00:50:37.000 My boy Connie Gorgeous told me.
00:50:37.000 $100.
00:50:40.000 $100. 1.00
00:50:42.000 You have to buy a fucking new garbage can for your house one way or another, no matter why, from Eric Adams' cousin. 1.00
00:50:47.000 Oh, really? 1.00
00:50:49.000 Show that again, Jamie?
00:50:50.000 $100.
00:50:51.000 So that actually makes more sense, though, that they're doing this big, because that also probably the problem is if it does keep the rats out, then what are the rats going to eat?
00:50:59.000 Then you're going to have a bigger rat problem. 0.99
00:51:01.000 New York's got a fucking giant rat problem. 1.00
00:51:05.000 I've been seeing less lately. 1.00
00:51:06.000 Because they're hiding?
00:51:07.000 Yeah, I've been seeing less.
00:51:08.000 Well, it's about to be summertime, so they're going to come out. 0.99
00:51:12.000 Once again, if they pick the fucking garbage up, there'll be less rats. 0.99
00:51:16.000 Yeah, but if they stop doing all the construction, I mean, that's what breeds these rats that come out. 0.99
00:51:22.000 For sure. 0.99
00:51:22.000 You're digging these fucks up, you're disturbing their house. 0.99
00:51:26.000 Yeah, but they rely on people to eat. 1.00
00:51:28.000 The thing is, it's a completely coexisting, like the monkeys in the filthy beach.
00:51:36.000 It's an ecosystem. 0.80
00:51:37.000 The rats and the people are an ecosystem because the rats eat human garbage and they live piled up around humans for a reason so they could eat our garbage. 0.97
00:51:45.000 And during the pandemic, it was a real fucking problem because no one was going to restaurants for a while. 0.97
00:51:50.000 So the rats were everywhere. 0.99
00:51:51.000 They were freaking out.
00:51:53.000 They're eating each other.
00:51:54.000 Rats do eat each other.
00:51:55.000 I had a rat eat, well, a bunch of rats ate a dead rat in my garage once.
00:52:02.000 Yeah, he died.
00:52:03.000 Big fat rat, too. 1.00
00:52:04.000 He died. 0.99
00:52:05.000 I heard the trap go off, but it was like 10 o'clock at night. 1.00
00:52:07.000 I was like, fuck it, I'll deal with it in the morning. 0.99
00:52:09.000 I got up in the morning. 1.00
00:52:10.000 There was nothing left but his tail.
00:52:12.000 There was like some skin, the feet, and the tail.
00:52:15.000 They ate his entire body.
00:52:17.000 Yeah, now there was a whole like garage full, like one of those, I don't know, like a storage space, but in the street.
00:52:24.000 Mm hmm.
00:52:25.000 You just heard them. 1.00
00:52:27.000 Fucking the gate would be knocking back and forth like they're having a goddamn underground fucking strike force in there. 1.00
00:52:34.000 That's why when people get upset about coyotes, listen. 1.00
00:52:37.000 Bro, I heard them recently.
00:52:39.000 You need them. 1.00
00:52:39.000 Bro, the fucking pack of coyotes howling and screaming during feeding. 1.00
00:52:45.000 In New York City. 1.00
00:52:46.000 Well, upstate.
00:52:47.000 They do it in New York City, too.
00:52:48.000 No, well, they find them in the Central Park.
00:52:51.000 Yeah, like an hour and a half away.
00:52:52.000 It was really something else.
00:52:53.000 There's a lot of them up there.
00:52:55.000 But you need them, otherwise, you're gonna have rats everywhere. 0.99
00:52:57.000 Like, there's a balance to all this shit. 0.99
00:52:59.000 Just don't leave your cat outside. 1.00
00:53:01.000 No. 0.99
00:53:01.000 I saw a fucking owl like this outside. 0.99
00:53:04.000 Really? 1.00
00:53:05.000 Fucking in the daytime. 1.00
00:53:06.000 Let me reset this. 1.00
00:53:07.000 What is this? 0.87
00:53:08.000 Rats hide.
00:53:09.000 I think this was. 0.88
00:53:11.000 They hide in your engine.
00:53:11.000 Oh, yes.
00:53:12.000 Bro, rat ate my fucking boy's BMW engine. 1.00
00:53:16.000 All the wiring. 1.00
00:53:18.000 Oh, my God.
00:53:20.000 They chewed up all the insulation.
00:53:27.000 That's just that's not dead rats, right?
00:53:30.000 It's not alive ones, isn't that the stuff though?
00:53:30.000 What is that?
00:53:34.000 I think that's the stuff of the ceiling.
00:53:35.000 Okay, yeah, I think it's the insulation above the roof of the engine.
00:53:42.000 It's just they've nested in this guy's place.
00:53:45.000 Yeah, this says that the trash bins are gonna get rid of a lot of the things.
00:53:50.000 You're not gonna lower the thing.
00:53:53.000 Is didn't we figure out that the number of rats in New York City is pretty similar to the number of people?
00:54:00.000 I would probably say it outdoes it.
00:54:02.000 How could you?
00:54:03.000 It's just so small.
00:54:05.000 They don't really know.
00:54:06.000 But someone had told me that the biomass of rats was the same as the biomass of people in New York City, meaning the weight.
00:54:12.000 But we looked that up and that doesn't seem to be true.
00:54:15.000 But if it's true, then it takes much more to make up one human being.
00:54:19.000 So there's going to be 10 times more.
00:54:21.000 Sometimes people read things or write things down and it's just not accurate.
00:54:26.000 Because, like, there are a lot of cases where small things.
00:54:30.000 Things have a crazy biomass.
00:54:33.000 Like, I think the biomass of ants is similar to the biomass of human beings on Earth.
00:54:39.000 Wow.
00:54:41.000 Find out if that's true.
00:54:42.000 Put that into perplexity.
00:54:43.000 You ever seen the ants that have that little honey butt? 1.00
00:54:45.000 They have a little ball of honey on their ass? 0.99
00:54:48.000 Oh, I have seen that. 1.00
00:54:48.000 What's that for? 1.00
00:54:49.000 It's a taste.
00:54:50.000 It's going to be delicious. 1.00
00:54:52.000 Give me that fucking ass. 1.00
00:54:52.000 Come get some. 1.00
00:54:54.000 Imagine if ladies started having that. 1.00
00:54:56.000 That's the new thing. 1.00
00:54:57.000 Oh my god, I'd eat so much ass. 1.00
00:54:58.000 No nose ring. 1.00
00:54:59.000 Now they just have a honey pot on their ass. 1.00
00:55:02.000 That's how you capture me. 1.00
00:55:03.000 Look at this.
00:55:04.000 Oh, Ants on Earth together have about 20% of the biomass of all humans when measured as dry carbon mass.
00:55:12.000 Okay.
00:55:13.000 What about insects in general? 0.99
00:55:15.000 Maybe that's where they fucked up. 0.95
00:55:20.000 What is the biomass of all insects compared to the biomass of people? 0.98
00:55:26.000 What are you typing this in?
00:55:28.000 What is this?
00:55:29.000 Our lovely AI sponsor, Perplexity.
00:55:31.000 Oh, beautiful.
00:55:32.000 On a global scale, total biomass of all insects is several times larger than human biomass.
00:55:32.000 Yeah.
00:55:38.000 Wow. 1.00
00:55:40.000 Fuck that. 1.00
00:55:42.000 And all these Smithsonian bugs. 1.00
00:55:44.000 I love fucking bugs. 1.00
00:55:45.000 Do you? 1.00
00:55:46.000 I love bugs.
00:55:47.000 We're lucky they're little.
00:55:48.000 I know, you're right.
00:55:49.000 There's a real, like, there's a generous amount of species up where I'm at, and I really enjoy them recently.
00:55:56.000 You can't be upset at them because if the area was unhealthy, they wouldn't be there.
00:56:01.000 Well, you're in upstate?
00:56:02.000 Yeah.
00:56:03.000 Upstate's beautiful, but check yourself for ticks.
00:56:06.000 Oh, I do all the time.
00:56:08.000 I do.
00:56:08.000 Upstate's a whole lot of lime.
00:56:10.000 My boy got bit by a tick recently.
00:56:12.000 He caught it three days later.
00:56:14.000 He already had it, but he's good now.
00:56:16.000 Did he go and immediately get the antibiotics?
00:56:18.000 Yes.
00:56:18.000 That's what you got to do.
00:56:19.000 When you get that Lyme disease, you got to get it.
00:56:21.000 Where do you think they usually capture you?
00:56:23.000 Like around the crevasses?
00:56:24.000 Yeah, like your legs, your ankles, where they climb up on your pants. 0.99
00:56:28.000 But as long as they don't go up in the fucking netherlands. 0.99
00:56:30.000 Yeah, the nether region. 0.99
00:56:32.000 But I think it's a systemic issue more than it is the initial bite. 0.96
00:56:32.000 That would suck. 0.96
00:56:36.000 The bite, though, to know that if you got Lyme disease, a couple days after the infection, it starts getting like a bullseye around it.
00:56:43.000 And that to a lot of people is the big sign that you've got Lyme disease.
00:56:49.000 But sometimes when they get to the doctor, that circle's gone and the doctor doesn't believe him.
00:56:54.000 I've had this happen to a friend of mine who's a very smart guy.
00:56:56.000 And him and his son both got Lyme disease. 0.98
00:56:59.000 And he couldn't get the fucking doctor to believe that it was Lyme disease until his kids started getting what's that mouth thing? 0.99
00:57:07.000 Guillaume Barr. 0.99
00:57:08.000 How do you say that?
00:57:09.000 Guillaume Barr syndrome?
00:57:10.000 Is that what you say?
00:57:12.000 Julian?
00:57:13.000 Guyan Barr syndrome?
00:57:14.000 When it was C. Half your face gets paralyzed.
00:57:17.000 Yeah, Bell's palsy. 1.00
00:57:17.000 Oh, fucking. 1.00
00:57:19.000 Right, but there's a name for it. 0.99
00:57:21.000 I think it's Guyan Barr, it's very similar because.
00:57:26.000 I knew a guy who had that and it was the same thing, and he was diagnosed with Guillain Barr.
00:57:31.000 Does it go back?
00:57:32.000 Yeah, it went back.
00:57:34.000 Dice Clay had it for a while.
00:57:35.000 Really?
00:57:36.000 Yeah, Dice Clay had half of his face, and he was going on stage with it. 0.99
00:57:39.000 He didn't give a fuck. 0.99
00:57:40.000 Guillain Barr syndrome, facial weakness or paralysis. 0.99
00:57:43.000 That you don't even notice.
00:57:45.000 With Dice, he talked about it.
00:57:46.000 He brought it up.
00:57:47.000 It was pretty obvious.
00:57:48.000 That's what I'm saying. 0.99
00:57:48.000 He was just fucking talking about it. 0.99
00:57:49.000 It was pretty obvious. 0.99
00:57:50.000 Like half his face was like Dice.
00:57:52.000 It was crazy.
00:57:53.000 Half his face just wouldn't move. 1.00
00:57:54.000 Fuck. 1.00
00:57:57.000 Not good. 1.00
00:57:57.000 You know? 1.00
00:58:00.000 Fuck your shit happens, man. 1.00
00:58:01.000 You gotta just deal with things as they come. 1.00
00:58:03.000 You can't really, like, who the fuck knows what this world is about and why things happen. 0.97
00:58:08.000 You gotta be careful with ticks. 0.99
00:58:09.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:58:10.000 Because those bitches, they're trying to get you. 1.00
00:58:13.000 And those little fuckers, a large percentage of them on the East Coast carry Lyme disease. 1.00
00:58:17.000 For sure. 1.00
00:58:19.000 For sure. 1.00
00:58:20.000 They're diseased little pricks.
00:58:22.000 I spray myself with a nice geranium spray.
00:58:25.000 Yeah.
00:58:25.000 Geranium?
00:58:26.000 There's an elixir. 0.99
00:58:27.000 There's like a natural lavender, geranium oil, all kinds of shit that you spray on yourself that repels. 0.99
00:58:32.000 Make sure that doesn't make them want to bite you more? 0.99
00:58:34.000 No, no, it repels.
00:58:35.000 It brings other things, but it takes those guys away.
00:58:35.000 For sure.
00:58:39.000 It brings in ankle bracelets?
00:58:41.000 Yeah, bro.
00:58:41.000 My God.
00:58:42.000 Ankle bracelets and fucking Brahma Bull nose ring. 1.00
00:58:47.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:58:48.000 When I was in Mexico City, I was dressed. 0.99
00:58:50.000 I bought a fucking jade, like Yade. 0.99
00:58:53.000 It's from over there. 0.99
00:58:54.000 I bought a jade necklace that was a little bit too tight.
00:58:58.000 So it looked like a choker.
00:58:59.000 Like a dog? 0.97
00:59:00.000 Yeah, my boy told me I looked like I had my nipple pierced in the picture that I showed you. 0.96
00:59:03.000 He looked like a bear. 1.00
00:59:04.000 Yeah, I looked like a fucking bear. 1.00
00:59:07.000 I had circular glasses, a scruff. 0.99
00:59:11.000 You could see a little bit of this scruff.
00:59:15.000 Two chokers.
00:59:17.000 This is what I'm saying.
00:59:18.000 You act different on vacation.
00:59:19.000 I had two. 1.00
00:59:19.000 I had a fucking amber choker and a jade choker. 1.00
00:59:23.000 You would be killing it in the bear community. 1.00
00:59:25.000 If you ever want to switch teams, you would dominate the bear community. 0.61
00:59:30.000 Right? 0.99
00:59:30.000 Just do it for fun. 0.99
00:59:31.000 Like, fuck it. 1.00
00:59:33.000 We'll fuck some guys up. 1.00
00:59:34.000 What's up? 0.99
00:59:35.000 What were we just asking?
00:59:36.000 What was the question?
00:59:40.000 I thought I had a question.
00:59:42.000 I forgot.
00:59:42.000 You got all off track with that comment.
00:59:44.000 Yeah.
00:59:45.000 It's bear talk.
00:59:46.000 Bear talk OSD.
00:59:47.000 Bear talk 101.
00:59:48.000 What were we just talking about before that, though?
00:59:52.000 Right.
00:59:52.000 Bugs.
00:59:54.000 Bugs, ticks, Lyme disease.
00:59:57.000 GN bar.
00:59:59.000 There's another one that's out now.
01:00:01.000 There's another disease that's out that people are getting called Alpha Gal, and it's from a tick called the Lone Star tick, and it makes you allergic to red meat.
01:00:10.000 That one you cannot get, my friend. 0.99
01:00:12.000 No, that's fucked up. 0.99
01:00:13.000 I don't want that. 1.00
01:00:14.000 Not for you.
01:00:14.000 No.
01:00:15.000 That would ruin everything in your opinion. 1.00
01:00:17.000 I've had so many fucking boning fillets. 0.99
01:00:19.000 It's been crazy. 0.99
01:00:20.000 I need those gains.
01:00:20.000 That's what I'm saying.
01:00:22.000 There's no other gains like that, right?
01:00:25.000 Bison.
01:00:25.000 I've been eating a lot of like gains things.
01:00:28.000 I guess.
01:00:30.000 My diet is.
01:00:32.000 Sweet potatoes and game.
01:00:34.000 Sweet potatoes are phenomenal.
01:00:34.000 There you go.
01:00:36.000 That's what I.
01:00:37.000 I exchanged the pasta for the sweet potato.
01:00:41.000 Do you eat rice?
01:00:42.000 A little bit.
01:00:43.000 A touch.
01:00:44.000 A touch.
01:00:46.000 I hear conflicting things.
01:00:48.000 White rice.
01:00:48.000 I like it.
01:00:49.000 There's a lot of things that I eat that I like.
01:00:51.000 I just eat them because I like it.
01:00:52.000 Like when I'm eating spaghetti, I'm under no illusion.
01:00:54.000 Yeah, no, you know what you're eating.
01:00:56.000 I'm not under an illusion.
01:00:56.000 I know what I'm doing.
01:00:58.000 You like a good pasta.
01:00:59.000 I know that.
01:01:00.000 I do.
01:01:00.000 Evan Funk pasta, right?
01:01:02.000 Oh, yeah.
01:01:02.000 I know you like a good Evan Funk pasta.
01:01:04.000 That dude can cook.
01:01:06.000 I had him on my show early on, like before all his success and just kicked it off.
01:01:12.000 I loved his. 1.00
01:01:13.000 He's a fucking trick man. 1.00
01:01:15.000 And he is an aficionado. 1.00
01:01:17.000 Yeah.
01:01:18.000 There's another guy, Stefano Secchi in New York.
01:01:21.000 Oh, my gosh. 0.99
01:01:22.000 Stefano Secchi is another sicko. 0.98
01:01:24.000 Make amazing al matarano. 0.97
01:01:27.000 You know, it's all about the wooden dowel.
01:01:29.000 That's how they make the pasta.
01:01:30.000 It's all old style.
01:01:33.000 Nothing extruded, all with the thing.
01:01:37.000 With the matarano.
01:01:37.000 Yeah.
01:01:38.000 That's what I'm talking about.
01:01:39.000 Yeah.
01:01:40.000 Evans places you could watch them make the pasta.
01:01:42.000 You know, like he's got Mother Wolf.
01:01:44.000 He's got Funk.
01:01:45.000 Is it Funky or Funk?
01:01:47.000 How do you pronounce that?
01:01:48.000 I call him Funk.
01:01:48.000 I have no idea.
01:01:49.000 It's like Terry Funk.
01:01:50.000 Right.
01:01:51.000 Probably Funk.
01:01:52.000 I thought he was Terry Funk's cousin.
01:01:54.000 Are they making tortellini here?
01:01:56.000 No, that's Stefano.
01:01:58.000 Look how good that looks.
01:01:58.000 Oh my God.
01:02:00.000 This man right here, when I went to Osteria Francescana in Modena, you know.
01:02:04.000 I love how you said that.
01:02:07.000 Massimo Batura's place.
01:02:08.000 It was like the number one restaurant for many years.
01:02:11.000 He was the chef there that was making all the food.
01:02:13.000 He was like a young man.
01:02:14.000 And then when he opened his restaurant, Resdora, in New York, it was like.
01:02:19.000 He takes such good care of my mother as well.
01:02:21.000 Like, yo, they just go above and beyond.
01:02:24.000 He's a beautiful guy.
01:02:26.000 Like, the way he's making this food, this is art.
01:02:26.000 This is art.
01:02:29.000 This is a work of art.
01:02:30.000 He's performing art.
01:02:31.000 Who'd I have? 0.99
01:02:32.000 I had fucking Devin Haney in the kitchen with me making pasta with him. 0.99
01:02:35.000 That's great. 0.99
01:02:35.000 Oh, really? 0.99
01:02:36.000 You know, I like to bring these guys in and do weird things.
01:02:38.000 Mm hmm.
01:02:41.000 That's crazy.
01:02:42.000 That's awesome.
01:02:43.000 Devin Haney making pot.
01:02:44.000 Bro, Yuri, bro.
01:02:47.000 I know. 1.00
01:02:48.000 Holy fucking shit. 1.00
01:02:49.000 That was crazy. 1.00
01:02:50.000 Crazy.
01:02:51.000 What an animal. 0.98
01:02:53.000 Well, I mean. 1.00
01:02:54.000 How ridiculous. 0.97
01:02:55.000 It's like. 0.99
01:02:56.000 You kind of got to look at it two ways. 1.00
01:02:58.000 Like, oh shit, yeah. 1.00
01:02:58.000 You saw it happen, right? 1.00
01:03:00.000 You got to look at it two ways.
01:03:01.000 One, you got to look at it from Yuri's perspective, like he had it there, the fight was over, the guy was hurt.
01:03:08.000 But you also look at it from Carlos' perspective.
01:03:11.000 Carlos Oldberg is hurt.
01:03:13.000 He can't move his right leg.
01:03:14.000 They're probably going to stop it in between rounds.
01:03:17.000 And Yuri, he can't move.
01:03:19.000 So Yuri's just pot shotting him.
01:03:22.000 And he's kicking his one good leg.
01:03:24.000 He's kicking his one good leg.
01:03:25.000 And then, boom, he clips him with a left hook.
01:03:28.000 I mean, with the one punch that he's known for.
01:03:31.000 Not just that.
01:03:31.000 The step back hook.
01:03:33.000 The one punch that you can throw if your right leg is hurt.
01:03:36.000 A check hook. 0.98
01:03:37.000 Crazy.
01:03:38.000 Because when you.
01:03:39.000 The check hook is one of the.
01:03:41.000 Like, Alexander Volkanovsky actually did a really good breakdown of this on YouTube.
01:03:45.000 But what he was talking about is the check hook, you put all the weight on the front leg a lot.
01:03:50.000 Because as the person's coming, a lot of the weight, as you uncork the punch, is on that front leg.
01:03:55.000 And Olberg's, that's a snake.
01:03:58.000 Like the way he throws that left hook is so fast.
01:04:00.000 It's perfect.
01:04:01.000 And it was a perfect punch?
01:04:03.000 He threw one just to get the distance on the first one and then clipped him again.
01:04:09.000 Perfect.
01:04:10.000 But Yuri, man.
01:04:11.000 So Yuri's saying.
01:04:12.000 It looked like I watched, I know you were watching as well, watching in real time, but it just looked like he got upset. 1.00
01:04:18.000 That he hurt his knee and he was like, fuck, fuck. 1.00
01:04:20.000 He clearly did get upset. 1.00
01:04:22.000 I really do think that he got upset.
01:04:24.000 I do think that's true.
01:04:26.000 But it makes no difference on.
01:04:27.000 It doesn't matter.
01:04:28.000 Carlos got him.
01:04:29.000 Yeah, Carlos.
01:04:29.000 Carlos got him.
01:04:30.000 He fucked up. 1.00
01:04:30.000 That's a clean win. 1.00
01:04:31.000 But that's part, yeah, it's part of fighting.
01:04:34.000 Like, you have to be ruthless.
01:04:36.000 Like, Khalil Roundtree is one of the nicest guys you're ever going to meet.
01:04:39.000 When he fought Medestis Bukakis, he sidekicked his knee sideways and blew it apart.
01:04:44.000 That was nuts.
01:04:45.000 And Khalil is one of the nicest guys alive.
01:04:48.000 But.
01:04:48.000 I remember earlier.
01:04:49.000 He's trying to do it to you.
01:04:50.000 You're trying to do it to him.
01:04:52.000 And if his leg gets blown out, you have to take advantage of it because he would take advantage of it on you.
01:04:56.000 I've been watching for a long time.
01:04:57.000 I've been watching Khalil for a long time since the beginning.
01:05:00.000 I remember the change when he went to Thailand, right?
01:05:04.000 There was this change.
01:05:05.000 He came back from Thailand and that's what he did. 0.99
01:05:08.000 That was his first fight when he was fucking. 0.99
01:05:10.000 The first fight was in the Ganders. 0.99
01:05:12.000 Yeah, and he looked totally different.
01:05:13.000 Yeah, me and DC were like, what happened?
01:05:16.000 Right? 1.00
01:05:17.000 With the front leg and just like all Thai. 1.00
01:05:17.000 Because he was always different. 1.00
01:05:20.000 He was super sharp.
01:05:22.000 He was super sharp.
01:05:23.000 Yeah.
01:05:23.000 That was nuts.
01:05:25.000 Oh, so horrible.
01:05:28.000 So horrible to watch.
01:05:29.000 Oh, my God.
01:05:30.000 Just perfect sidekick to the knee. 1.00
01:05:33.000 Just blew his shit apart. 0.99
01:05:34.000 That guy was out for over a year. 1.00
01:05:35.000 I mean, that's one of the gnarliest.
01:05:37.000 Oh, it's so nasty when you see it sideways.
01:05:40.000 Oh, because it started at the eye.
01:05:42.000 I don't want to see it, Jamie.
01:05:44.000 Stop, stop, stop, stop.
01:05:45.000 Oh, bro, it started at the eye.
01:05:46.000 Show me some Khalil Rowntree versus Eric Anders. 0.99
01:05:50.000 So, Eric Anders is one of the toughest fucking human beings to ever live. 0.99
01:05:55.000 Because he was getting lit up. 0.99
01:05:55.000 For sure. 0.99
01:05:57.000 His legs were getting destroyed, and he never even flinched.
01:06:01.000 He never even made an owl face.
01:06:03.000 It was never like, eh, there's nothing.
01:06:05.000 He just dead stoic the entire time. 1.00
01:06:08.000 And then I asked him afterwards, oh, fuck yeah, that shit hurts. 0.99
01:06:11.000 But guys like Eric Anders, he's been in UFC for 10 years. 1.00
01:06:15.000 Decent career.
01:06:15.000 Yeah.
01:06:16.000 Super smart guy.
01:06:17.000 But he, you know.
01:06:17.000 Invested his money, bought a bunch of houses.
01:06:19.000 Oh, really?
01:06:20.000 Oh, that's great.
01:06:20.000 Very clever.
01:06:21.000 Yeah.
01:06:21.000 Very smart.
01:06:22.000 That's great.
01:06:22.000 It's good to know.
01:06:22.000 He's smart.
01:06:23.000 Yeah, he's planning, and he's just a cool dude to talk to.
01:06:26.000 But when Khalil K. looked like, We were looking at him.
01:06:29.000 It's like he's moving like a tie, like the hand movements, everything.
01:06:32.000 Yeah, he came back totally different.
01:06:34.000 That light front foot.
01:06:35.000 Yep.
01:06:35.000 It was like full on Muay Thai.
01:06:37.000 And Khalil's always been super fast.
01:06:40.000 Like, one of his strengths is that he can hit guys before they even calculate. 0.92
01:06:44.000 Like, his speed, when he's like really going after you, like in the Jamal Hill fight, he's got speed that confuses guys because they're like, oh shit, like you got to recalibrate.
01:06:54.000 Because this guy moves faster than any of the middleweights. 0.99
01:06:57.000 Nasty. 0.89
01:06:58.000 And he's a light heavyweight. 1.00
01:06:59.000 He's nasty, like, just.
01:07:00.000 He's like a, well, I shouldn't say to any middleweight, but he moves like a middleweight.
01:07:04.000 That's what I should say.
01:07:05.000 He's got like middleweight speed, but a light heavyweight frame.
01:07:10.000 And he just started lighting him up with like pure tie technique.
01:07:14.000 And this was the perfect kind of showcase for him because Eric's not like a big wrestler.
01:07:19.000 Yeah.
01:07:19.000 Eric's just a brawler.
01:07:20.000 Oh, yeah.
01:07:21.000 And with a guy like Khalil, especially since Eric fights Southpaw.
01:07:25.000 So when you fight Southpaw and Khalil fights Southpaw, it really opens up that left leg to get attacked, or the right leg, excuse me, to get attacked.
01:07:34.000 Because your power leg is behind you, whereas you're fighting normal people that are orthodox, it's usually you have to kick them with an inside kick if you're a southpaw.
01:07:43.000 But southpaw to southpaw, like this, Khalil just can light that leg on fire. 0.98
01:07:49.000 Oh, it was fucking, but it was the sound it was making. 0.99
01:07:52.000 Like when we were there, it was like. 0.99
01:07:54.000 This was memorably different.
01:07:56.000 Well, he had just gotten really tuned in, man.
01:07:59.000 When he was in Thailand, he got really tuned in.
01:08:01.000 Particularly, oh, you already got it in the second round.
01:08:03.000 It was particularly the first round.
01:08:04.000 He hadn't opened up before this, right?
01:08:06.000 Which made him go there?
01:08:07.000 Which made him go to Thailand?
01:08:08.000 Johnny Walker.
01:08:09.000 So Johnny Walker clipped him with an elbow from the clinch.
01:08:09.000 Yeah.
01:08:12.000 He hit him with a tie and KO'd him.
01:08:14.000 Oh, yeah.
01:08:15.000 Back when Johnny Walker was like very explosive and Johnny Walker was very wild, he fought wild.
01:08:22.000 He fights more calculated now.
01:08:23.000 Yeah, after, I mean, I feel like after the worm, it was a wrap.
01:08:26.000 After he hurt himself.
01:08:27.000 Oh, that worm thing was crazy. 0.99
01:08:29.000 Fucking hurt his shoulder. 0.98
01:08:30.000 Like, the shoulder is one of the worst things to hurt and then get surgery out. 0.99
01:08:34.000 It never comes back, right?
01:08:35.000 He blew it apart, too. 0.99
01:08:37.000 Doing the fucking, it was just. 1.00
01:08:38.000 Doing the worms. 1.00
01:08:39.000 Yeah, being.
01:08:40.000 Just having a good time.
01:08:40.000 Just having a good time.
01:08:42.000 I think that was, was that Misha Sarkornov?
01:08:45.000 I don't know who he fought during that fight, but he fought a good guy.
01:08:49.000 And it's like Johnny Walker, when he was winning in the early days of his fights in the UFC, he was just, yeah.
01:08:57.000 It's Serkanov, right?
01:08:58.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:08:59.000 Like that kind of shit. 1.00
01:09:00.000 Like these flying elbows, like wild, reckless. 1.00
01:09:03.000 But he got KO'd a few times by some really technical people.
01:09:06.000 And then he tried to be.
01:09:08.000 Oh, yeah.
01:09:09.000 Yeah, right there. 0.99
01:09:10.000 Like he fucked his elbow or his shoulder up. 1.00
01:09:12.000 I've jumped on the bed like that and hurt my fucking arm. 1.00
01:09:15.000 You know when you jump on the bed? 0.99
01:09:16.000 Yeah, he blew it apart.
01:09:18.000 You forget that your arm was disconnected.
01:09:20.000 Like that and immediately blew his shoulder out.
01:09:24.000 Oh, gosh. 0.99
01:09:25.000 That was so silly. 1.00
01:09:25.000 Fucking hard. 1.00
01:09:26.000 But look at him. 0.99
01:09:27.000 Looks like he could KO himself.
01:09:28.000 Oh, you can see it pop out. 0.97
01:09:30.000 Terrible, bro.
01:09:31.000 Yeah.
01:09:31.000 Terrible.
01:09:33.000 Some people just shoot themselves in the dick. 1.00
01:09:35.000 I know, they do. 1.00
01:09:36.000 There's a lot of people that do.
01:09:36.000 Yeah.
01:09:37.000 A lot of people ruin their life for no fucking reason. 0.99
01:09:41.000 They can't help it. 1.00
01:09:43.000 I go through life trying not to shoot myself in the dick. 1.00
01:09:46.000 Yeah, me too. 1.00
01:09:46.000 Right? 1.00
01:09:46.000 It's like one of my cardinal rules. 1.00
01:09:48.000 Cardinal.
01:09:49.000 I think everybody should abide by that. 1.00
01:09:50.000 Don't shoot yourself in the dick if you can avoid it. 0.99
01:09:53.000 If you can avoid it. 1.00
01:09:54.000 If not, there you go.
01:09:55.000 Thank you, sir.
01:09:56.000 You're welcome.
01:09:57.000 But, you know, fighters are wild people.
01:09:59.000 They're doing a wild thing. 0.98
01:10:00.000 Thing like it's part of what makes them great is that they take these crazy chances, they're just nuts. 0.99
01:10:05.000 What am I, silly? 0.96
01:10:06.000 Oh, you lift the top where the top, it flips back. 0.74
01:10:11.000 There you go, and then push that button up.
01:10:14.000 There you go.
01:10:16.000 I'm used to a torch.
01:10:18.000 I hear you.
01:10:21.000 I'm excited for this.
01:10:22.000 The Urey thing was like, sorry.
01:10:24.000 No, no, go ahead. 0.91
01:10:25.000 I was going to say, but the Urey thing was like, I understand his perspective, you know, that he did fuck up and he could have attacked and been smarter, but you can't have that excuse. 0.75
01:10:35.000 He really was upset.
01:10:36.000 You could tell he was upset right when Carlos Oldberg's knee blew out.
01:10:41.000 But here's the thing that impressed me the most.
01:10:42.000 He's upset at him. 0.99
01:10:43.000 He's upset at him for fucking blowing his knee. 0.99
01:10:45.000 Well, he was upset at the moment, right? 0.99
01:10:45.000 What are you into? 0.99
01:10:47.000 He wanted it to be a clean victory, right?
01:10:50.000 But Carlos wasn't upset.
01:10:52.000 That was what I was most impressed with.
01:10:53.000 That guy never lost composure.
01:10:55.000 He tried a switch kick, a jumping switch kick to the head.
01:10:58.000 To see if it worked.
01:10:59.000 And his leg fell out again and he fell down again and scrambled.
01:11:02.000 But he never lost composure.
01:11:05.000 He never showed anxiety in his face.
01:11:09.000 Just a stone cold killer looking for his moment and he found it.
01:11:12.000 Yep. 0.84
01:11:13.000 CKB guy.
01:11:13.000 That's a world champion.
01:11:15.000 That's a world champion.
01:11:16.000 I mean, that's how you really become a world champion.
01:11:18.000 You have a blown out knee and you find a way to KO a guy who's this wild, aggressive, awkward dude.
01:11:26.000 You know, and he's coming after you. 0.99
01:11:27.000 You got a blown out knee, and you just bink perfect fucking left hook. 1.00
01:11:31.000 Those guys from the South Pacific are a different breed. 1.00
01:11:34.000 Well, he certainly is. 1.00
01:11:36.000 I mean, he's just a lot, just mentality.
01:11:38.000 I mean, the whole camp.
01:11:39.000 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
01:11:40.000 The camp is unheard of.
01:11:42.000 Yeah, the camp is phenomenal. 0.95
01:11:44.000 Eugene Behrman, the guy's the head coach, super fucking smart dude. 0.75
01:11:48.000 I went down there in 2018.
01:11:50.000 I went down there and I saw Izzy before the Brunson fight.
01:11:55.000 And it was like in the old CKB, and I had them come through, and Eugene came out.
01:12:01.000 I was DJing in New Zealand for an evening at my friend's restaurant, and I had them come out.
01:12:05.000 Oh, that's awesome.
01:12:06.000 Yeah, it was dope.
01:12:07.000 Oh, that's cool.
01:12:08.000 You were DJing at a restaurant?
01:12:10.000 I was DJing. 0.98
01:12:11.000 You know, I play all kinds of fucking weird, like 70s funk African music, Brazilian music. 0.94
01:12:17.000 I just happened to be down there, and everyone came through. 0.98
01:12:19.000 It was a good time.
01:12:20.000 Oh, here's something that people are saying is real that's not, that I found out today.
01:12:24.000 Everyone's saying that Hamza Chamaev and Gordon Ryan are going to wrestle.
01:12:28.000 RAF?
01:12:28.000 It's not true.
01:12:29.000 I like RAF.
01:12:29.000 Yeah.
01:12:31.000 I like RAF too.
01:12:32.000 I like this.
01:12:33.000 It's like something new and exciting.
01:12:34.000 Sure.
01:12:35.000 I don't particularly love the action.
01:12:38.000 I like wrestling, but it's not as exciting as the entirety of the event.
01:12:45.000 Right.
01:12:45.000 You understand?
01:12:46.000 I know what you're saying.
01:12:47.000 The press conference, the people involved, the actual moves, I prefer fighting and just like a different type of combat, but it still gets me going.
01:12:57.000 I enjoy it a lot.
01:12:58.000 Look, it's the most important skill.
01:13:00.000 In MMA.
01:13:01.000 It's the most important skill, but I like when you mix it.
01:13:04.000 I don't like it singularly more than anything else.
01:13:07.000 I understand, but the reality is, in order to be at an elite level, you have to do it by itself.
01:13:14.000 I think for the most part.
01:13:16.000 100%.
01:13:16.000 George St. Pierre might be an example of a guy who violates that law because George didn't really wrestle in college or high school.
01:13:23.000 He learned how to wrestle from a bunch of Russian nationals in Montreal. 0.71
01:13:27.000 Well, that works also.
01:13:29.000 If you didn't start wrestling when you're five years old, That's the other way to do it.
01:13:33.000 Two, three years, Dagestan, that's it, right?
01:13:35.000 Two, three years, Dagestan.
01:13:37.000 Forget it.
01:13:38.000 And forget.
01:13:39.000 I mean, I'm excited.
01:13:41.000 I'm excited for Hamzad and Sean Strickland because it'll be in Newark.
01:13:45.000 I'm going to be there.
01:13:46.000 Yeah, for sure, dog.
01:13:48.000 I'll be right there.
01:13:48.000 I'll be there, too.
01:13:49.000 Yeah, you'll be there.
01:13:50.000 The White House thing I'm excited for, too.
01:13:53.000 I want to ask to go, but I don't know if it's a lot. 0.98
01:13:56.000 It seems like a lot of fucking hoopla. 0.96
01:13:57.000 I might just watch it on TV. 0.99
01:13:59.000 I would watch that on TV if I wasn't working there.
01:14:02.000 I think the Strickland and Hamzad fight.
01:14:06.000 Is going to be very interesting.
01:14:08.000 Strickland is not an easy guy to take down, and he's not an easy guy to hold down, and he's a very difficult guy to hit on his feet, and he's got a super awkward style.
01:14:17.000 His style is very clever.
01:14:20.000 It's very different.
01:14:21.000 It's not something that's easy to replicate as far as timing in this game. 0.95
01:14:24.000 He reminds me of B Hop. 0.99
01:14:26.000 Right? 0.99
01:14:26.000 A little bit. 0.99
01:14:27.000 He reminds me of like B Hop, but just a little bit more. 0.97
01:14:29.000 Not sloppy, just a little bit more. 0.99
01:14:32.000 Loose.
01:14:32.000 Loose and wild.
01:14:33.000 Yeah, loose and wild.
01:14:35.000 And then also, it's because he has other options, right?
01:14:37.000 It's because he's kicking.
01:14:39.000 It's because he's taking you down.
01:14:40.000 His teeps, those soft kicks are great.
01:14:41.000 His teep off his front legs, phenomenal.
01:14:43.000 And he just throws good straight punches, man.
01:14:45.000 Just good hard straight punches. 1.00
01:14:47.000 His fucking jab is so accurate. 1.00
01:14:49.000 You know, people think of a jab as like. 1.00
01:14:51.000 You know, it's not that big a deal.
01:14:53.000 That guy thumps you in the face with a jab three, four times. 1.00
01:14:56.000 You're kind of fucked. 1.00
01:14:57.000 Your nose is broken. 1.00
01:14:58.000 For sure.
01:14:58.000 Bleeding, or at least bleeding.
01:14:59.000 Well, there's three kinds of jabs there's the soft one, then there's that step, and there's a fucking hard jab, you know? 0.99
01:15:05.000 He throws them all. 0.97
01:15:06.000 Yeah, that guy, Azamat Mazurkanov.
01:15:08.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:15:10.000 He just lost to Paulo Costa.
01:15:11.000 Yeah, Paulo Costa.
01:15:12.000 But that guy has one of the most evil jabs.
01:15:15.000 He, like, steps forward and he'll, like, jab hooks at you.
01:15:18.000 Yeah, he turns that jab.
01:15:19.000 Yeah, it's like a hook.
01:15:20.000 It's almost like a hook.
01:15:21.000 Yeah.
01:15:21.000 And he knocked out.
01:15:24.000 Fuck, what is his name? 1.00
01:15:25.000 Rocket. 1.00
01:15:26.000 He knocked out Rocket with that one punch.
01:15:28.000 Just stepped in with a jab.
01:15:30.000 Rocket's chin went down.
01:15:31.000 Yeah, a couple of fights ago.
01:15:33.000 Rocket's been in some wars.
01:15:33.000 But, you know.
01:15:35.000 He's been in some wars, but he's been in some wars.
01:15:37.000 It was a good fight until that moment.
01:15:38.000 But Mazarkanov, I was so impressed that he just wouldn't abandon that strategy of going after Paulo Costa.
01:15:47.000 I mean, Paulo looked good.
01:15:48.000 He looked fucking phenomenal at this weight. 0.94
01:15:51.000 In his corner, I would say, dude, never go back to middleweight. 0.99
01:15:54.000 You are a Fucking light heavyweight champion. 0.97
01:15:56.000 He's 100%. 0.99
01:15:57.000 He's a light heavyweight champion.
01:15:58.000 1 million percent.
01:15:59.000 And while this guy, while Carl Solberg is going to be out for a year, because he's going to have to get ACL reconstruction, he could be the interim light heavyweight champion.
01:16:10.000 Like, no doubt, man.
01:16:11.000 I really think he could pull that off. 0.99
01:16:13.000 Dude, at light heavyweight, he's fucking terrifying. 0.98
01:16:16.000 It's crazy to go there. 1.00
01:16:17.000 He's just the Holocaust of old. 0.98
01:16:18.000 Oh, man. 0.99
01:16:19.000 When he was destroying people on his way up to the ranks, man. 0.99
01:16:19.000 Fucking hell. 0.99
01:16:22.000 That's what I'm saying. 0.99
01:16:23.000 Like, to see him go from there and then to, like, have those little hiccups and shit like that, and it almost seemed like he was a joke at one point. 0.98
01:16:29.000 When Izzy humped him, just made him look fucking so less than as a human being. 0.96
01:16:35.000 When he's really just. 1.00
01:16:37.000 Izzy mind fucked him. 0.99
01:16:38.000 He fucked him over for a couple years, right? 1.00
01:16:41.000 For a couple years. 0.99
01:16:42.000 That's how crazy that fight was.
01:16:43.000 He's just coming back now.
01:16:44.000 The Luke Rockhold, I think, helped him. 0.96
01:16:47.000 But even Luke almost fucking knocked him out. 0.86
01:16:49.000 Bro, that was a great fight. 0.97
01:16:51.000 Why do you put that in Utah?
01:16:53.000 Wasn't it in Utah?
01:16:55.000 High altitude.
01:16:56.000 Yeah, good point.
01:16:57.000 If that was somewhere else, I don't know.
01:16:59.000 Well, it was a great fight.
01:17:00.000 Yeah, it was fun.
01:17:01.000 And that was Luke's last really great performance where he still looked like a world caliber fighter.
01:17:06.000 For sure.
01:17:07.000 But I think Hamzaat against Azamat was the best. 0.66
01:17:11.000 Excuse me.
01:17:12.000 When I think Paulo, Paulo Costa against Azamat was the best Paulo Costa I've seen in a long time.
01:17:17.000 I mean, he looked better because he looked physically stronger.
01:17:21.000 Like, being at light heavyweight didn't at all look like a stretch.
01:17:24.000 In fact, he looked like a better place for him.
01:17:26.000 Like when I was listening to the sound of his punches and his kicks, it was even harder than before.
01:17:31.000 He didn't look fat at all.
01:17:32.000 He looked like a perfect light heavyweight.
01:17:34.000 Like, I think he's probably, at least at this stage in his life, because I think Paulo's like 34 now.
01:17:39.000 He has to be.
01:17:40.000 It would be way better for him to compete at light heavyweight.
01:17:43.000 And there's not a lot of people in the line.
01:17:45.000 Yeah.
01:17:46.000 At light heavyweight, 34 is almost prime.
01:17:48.000 Yes.
01:17:49.000 Like at light heavyweight, that's a great age. 1.00
01:17:51.000 Well, that was like when Izzy was on top of shit. 1.00
01:17:51.000 Sure. 1.00
01:17:54.000 He was around 34.
01:17:55.000 John Jones was a little younger.
01:17:56.000 Well, John Jones was the youngest champion in history.
01:17:59.000 That's a different guy.
01:18:01.000 But when you look at Paulo Costa's performances and then you look at this last one, you're like, I thought that might be the best Paulo Costa of all time.
01:18:08.000 He looked fucking phenomenal and he ate some big shots from Azimuth and just didn't even flinch.
01:18:15.000 Didn't even flinch. 0.93
01:18:16.000 I can't even imagine how that man cuts to 185.
01:18:19.000 It's truly unbelievable.
01:18:21.000 That muscle mass that goes away during that, it's just like it weakens him.
01:18:25.000 It weakens him.
01:18:26.000 It fully depletes your body.
01:18:27.000 Yeah, I think him at 205 is really the way to go because I guarantee you he's probably walking.
01:18:31.000 Around at about like 2 30 or something. 0.90
01:18:33.000 He might even be a good fucking heavyweight, too. 0.98
01:18:33.000 He looks good. 0.98
01:18:36.000 He said if Dale McLewis falls out of the White House card, he'll step in and fight it heavyweight.
01:18:41.000 Well, it makes sense to fight Josh Hokett that way because they're both similar body types.
01:18:45.000 I'm not similar.
01:18:46.000 He's a lot more.
01:18:47.000 How dare you?
01:18:47.000 How dare you?
01:18:49.000 I meant weight wise.
01:18:51.000 They're both around 240, but they look a lot different.
01:18:54.000 A lot.
01:18:55.000 I don't know if Hokett's ready for that yet.
01:18:57.000 That's crazy.
01:18:58.000 Unless he could take Paolo down, he's going to get.
01:19:01.000 That's a fun.
01:19:03.000 It's fun.
01:19:04.000 It'll be fun because he'll go after him.
01:19:07.000 Curtis Blades is very different than Paulo Costa. 0.99
01:19:10.000 When it comes to striking, Paulo Costa is fucking terrifying. 0.98
01:19:12.000 But I've also shook. 0.99
01:19:14.000 How do you say?
01:19:15.000 Shake his hand?
01:19:15.000 Shook and shake.
01:19:16.000 I shook.
01:19:19.000 Curtis Blade's hand?
01:19:20.000 Oh, the giant. 0.99
01:19:21.000 It's fucking four times the size of a normal hand. 0.99
01:19:24.000 Curtis Blade's. 0.99
01:19:24.000 Oh, yeah. 0.99
01:19:25.000 To be punched by that hand that many times and to not go down is pretty impressive.
01:19:29.000 Well, also impressive for Curtis.
01:19:31.000 Curtis had a blown out eye socket, a broken nose.
01:19:34.000 Curtis is the man.
01:19:35.000 He's a good dude.
01:19:35.000 I love Curtis.
01:19:36.000 Incredible heart.
01:19:38.000 Incredible heart.
01:19:39.000 He just did not. 0.99
01:19:40.000 After all that shit that Josh Hulk had talked, he did not want to lose that man. 0.99
01:19:44.000 He gave everything he had. 0.99
01:19:46.000 There was not a moment of quit in that fight for Curtis.
01:19:49.000 Yeah, he could have scored it for him if he wanted.
01:19:51.000 Well, I don't think so.
01:19:52.000 You could not, but you could.
01:19:53.000 I don't think so.
01:19:54.000 I don't think so.
01:19:54.000 I don't think that would be reasonable.
01:19:56.000 But he certainly did.
01:19:57.000 Many things are unreasonable.
01:19:58.000 Yeah, but that's not fair.
01:19:59.000 No, you're right.
01:20:01.000 It could be.
01:20:01.000 It's egregious.
01:20:02.000 He might have won a round, but the most important thing is that guy, he gave it what he had.
01:20:09.000 He could be proud.
01:20:10.000 He could be proud.
01:20:11.000 That guy, there's no question at all.
01:20:13.000 That guy left nothing.
01:20:14.000 There was nothing left in the tank at the end of that third round.
01:20:18.000 And that's all you could ever ask. 0.98
01:20:19.000 It's a fucking beautiful fight to watch, especially from heavyweights, man. 0.96
01:20:22.000 But it makes me sad, too, because I'm like, boy, you can only do a few of those. 0.98
01:20:25.000 That's probably the last one.
01:20:27.000 I mean, I always go back to that.
01:20:29.000 Of that.
01:20:30.000 The Kane Velasquez Jr. Dos Santos ones. 0.97
01:20:33.000 Nasty. 0.98
01:20:33.000 Nasty. 0.98
01:20:34.000 Those were so hard to watch, man. 0.94
01:20:36.000 Nasty stuff.
01:20:37.000 Because Kane just didn't get tired.
01:20:40.000 Being in there with a guy like Kane who didn't get tired, you're constantly getting punched in the face, constantly, and it's just nothing but heart keeps you there until the fifth round.
01:20:49.000 Kane, man.
01:20:51.000 I just want to shake Kane's hand.
01:20:52.000 Give him a hug.
01:20:53.000 He's out.
01:20:54.000 Yeah, I know.
01:20:55.000 We were trying to get him on the podcast before he went in, but the judge wouldn't allow it.
01:20:59.000 Really?
01:20:59.000 Yeah, I definitely have him on now, though.
01:21:01.000 I love Kane.
01:21:03.000 I don't think there's a GOAT.
01:21:03.000 He's in my top.
01:21:05.000 A real goat in heavyweight because I think there's times where one guy would have beaten all the other guys.
01:21:12.000 Of course.
01:21:13.000 Everyone had different moments, though. 1.00
01:21:15.000 Yeah, he's in the goat category. 1.00
01:21:17.000 For sure. 0.96
01:21:18.000 I would say in heavyweight, there's a goat category. 1.00
01:21:20.000 You've got to put Stipe in there because he defended the heavyweight title more than anybody. 0.99
01:21:24.000 He beat in Ghana when Ghana was in his fucking prime and got rocked a bunch of times. 0.97
01:21:29.000 Oh, that was a crazy fight, too. 1.00
01:21:30.000 Crazy fight.
01:21:33.000 So you've got to give it to him. 1.00
01:21:34.000 He's always going to be in the goat category. 0.98
01:21:37.000 Kane, Fedor, of course.
01:21:39.000 Fedor is like the real connoisseur, the real connoisseur.
01:21:44.000 Connoisseurs, connoisseur.
01:21:45.000 The MMA heads, they're like, Fedor is the GOAT.
01:21:48.000 I always say everybody forgets about Fabrizio Verdum because Fabrizio Verdum tapped Cain Velasquez, Minotauro Nogueira, and Fedor.
01:21:48.000 He's the one.
01:21:56.000 And he tapped Fedor when Fedor was Fedor.
01:21:58.000 Like everybody looks at a guy like when he lost a bunch of fights or they didn't go so well for him.
01:22:04.000 And later in his career, he's in his late 30s.
01:22:07.000 When you look at Fabrizio Verdum in his prime, He's in that range, man.
01:22:13.000 He beat Cain Velasquez.
01:22:14.000 He beat Mark Hunt with a flying knee to win the title.
01:22:17.000 He has that resume more.
01:22:18.000 I mean, at that time, those are heavy hitters.
01:22:21.000 Bro, I mean, he beat the best of the best.
01:22:24.000 And he tapped three of the all time greats.
01:22:24.000 He beat them all.
01:22:27.000 Those are Minotauro for sure when he was in Pride.
01:22:30.000 He's in the GOAT category.
01:22:31.000 But then you got to give it a little more like Fedor is a notch above him because Fedor beat him and beat him with ground and pound.
01:22:38.000 But then the other guys are Kane.
01:22:40.000 And, you know, you always got to think Kane, prime Kane against anybody ever.
01:22:44.000 Man, who knows?
01:22:46.000 Prime Kane was just an unstoppable tornado of punches and takedowns and no tired, no fatigue.
01:22:53.000 It's not coming.
01:22:54.000 You think he's going to get tired?
01:22:55.000 He's never going to get tired. 0.99
01:22:56.000 He's going to keep punching you in the face. 0.67
01:22:58.000 Top tier wrestling. 0.96
01:22:59.000 Top tier wrestling. 0.99
01:23:00.000 And fucking Fabricio tapped him too. 0.99
01:23:03.000 And he's Mexican. 0.99
01:23:05.000 Right?
01:23:05.000 He's Mexican.
01:23:05.000 Yeah.
01:23:06.000 A lot of Mexicans have great cardio, Matt. 1.00
01:23:08.000 They have great cardio and unbelievable fucking heart and chin. 0.99
01:23:11.000 I wonder if it's from high altitude genetics. 0.99
01:23:15.000 You know, like you were saying, like, you're.
01:23:17.000 It's just warrior genetics.
01:23:19.000 100%.
01:23:19.000 Right.
01:23:20.000 100%.
01:23:20.000 Volkanovsky has the same thing.
01:23:23.000 Just from a different type of indigenous tribe, you know?
01:23:27.000 Yes. 1.00
01:23:28.000 The Macedonians and the crazy fucking. 1.00
01:23:33.000 The up in the mountain people. 1.00
01:23:34.000 Right. 1.00
01:23:35.000 That are five, six with hands like fucking. 1.00
01:23:38.000 Marab. 1.00
01:23:39.000 Oh my God.
01:23:39.000 Marab Duavishwili Tau.
01:23:40.000 Marab Duavishwili Tau.
01:23:41.000 Also.
01:23:42.000 Warrior genetics.
01:23:43.000 100%.
01:23:43.000 Yeah.
01:23:44.000 That dude, I've never.
01:23:47.000 A lot of these athletes, if they had, it's like if they had a little size, they'd be playing any professional sport.
01:23:54.000 You know?
01:23:54.000 Right.
01:23:55.000 Oh, yeah, for sure.
01:23:56.000 Especially if you have the mental toughness to reach championship level. 0.99
01:23:59.000 But I've also seen a lot of fighters can't throw a fucking baseball. 0.99
01:24:03.000 Like a lot of fighters, they can't do anything else. 0.99
01:24:06.000 Like I grew up playing baseball.
01:24:07.000 I could play every single sport because of the dexterity baseball showed me.
01:24:11.000 I feel like baseball and basketball are the main sports to show the child early.
01:24:18.000 To create dexterity.
01:24:20.000 That's a good sport for competitive drive, too.
01:24:23.000 And gymnastics.
01:24:24.000 I've heard Khabib say that you keep your child in gymnastics till they're 10, then they could do martial arts.
01:24:29.000 I'm following father's plan.
01:24:31.000 Well, that's actually very smart because then you develop like crazy body control. 0.99
01:24:35.000 It's fucking shredded. 0.99
01:24:35.000 Oh, my God. 0.99
01:24:37.000 Six years old, shredded already, bro.
01:24:40.000 From gymnastics.
01:24:40.000 Right?
01:24:41.000 I've never had an ab, not even as a child. 1.00
01:24:44.000 I've always had a fucking little bubba. 0.99
01:24:48.000 I've always been a little bubba. 1.00
01:24:50.000 Hey man, it's part of your charm.
01:24:52.000 It is, that is part of my charm.
01:24:53.000 If I were shredded, I wouldn't be as likable.
01:24:55.000 Yeah.
01:24:55.000 You think so?
01:24:57.000 Probably.
01:24:57.000 Let's find out.
01:24:58.000 Let's find out because I'll be fucking shirtless everywhere posing. 0.99
01:25:03.000 They might not like that. 0.99
01:25:05.000 Try this one.
01:25:06.000 Yeah, this light has died out on me.
01:25:09.000 Oh, I buy them new and they still die out quick.
01:25:11.000 You gotta get you a torch.
01:25:13.000 This is a.
01:25:14.000 But that's like a mini, that's like a little mini.
01:25:16.000 You gotta get you to.
01:25:18.000 Like a mini welder. 0.68
01:25:20.000 The mini welding one works well.
01:25:25.000 Underwater welding torches for the cigars.
01:25:27.000 So, this Hamzat and Strickland thing, to me, it's gonna be what can Hamzat do on the feet?
01:25:33.000 Can he clip them?
01:25:34.000 And Ken Strickland stopped the takedown.
01:25:37.000 I don't even, like, it's so hard to even think anybody could stop Hamzad right now at anything.
01:25:44.000 It's true.
01:25:45.000 It's like you're not even going to get to throw hands with him.
01:25:47.000 He's just going to be smiling, laughing. 0.99
01:25:48.000 You think he's going to fucking take you down and manhandle you like no one's ever been manhandled before. 1.00
01:25:54.000 His timing and his takedowns is fucking insane. 1.00
01:25:56.000 It's crazy. 0.99
01:25:57.000 It's so good.
01:25:58.000 Watching the training, the speed, and he's like, it's equivalent to like Alan Iverson doing a crossover.
01:26:05.000 He's doing it with that type of, like, Flair.
01:26:10.000 If I was going to make an argument against it, I would say he's handling guys that don't have a big background in elite wrestling.
01:26:17.000 They're not like elite grapplers.
01:26:19.000 The guy that he fought that was an elite grappler gave him problems.
01:26:23.000 Gilbert Burns, for sure. 0.97
01:26:24.000 Gilbert Burns fucked him up, too. 0.99
01:26:26.000 He did, but that was like more stand up fucking him up. 0.98
01:26:28.000 Yeah, but Gilbert Burns, if you took him down. 0.91
01:26:31.000 Gilbert can get back up to speed.
01:26:32.000 He's one of the most elite players on the floor, right?
01:26:35.000 Yes, especially back then.
01:26:37.000 Gilbert just retired.
01:26:38.000 Congratulations, Gilbert.
01:26:39.000 Tremendous career.
01:26:40.000 Tremendous.
01:26:41.000 But They were banging it out, and Hamza fought a completely different kind of fight.
01:26:46.000 He tried to slug it out, and I think his ego got in the way because Gilbert clipped him a couple times, dropped him, rocked him.
01:26:52.000 Gilbert was a wild boy. 0.99
01:26:53.000 I was fucking screaming during that one. 1.00
01:26:56.000 In his prime, Gilbert was so fucking game. 1.00
01:26:59.000 He was so dangerous, man. 0.99
01:27:01.000 He knocks people out.
01:27:03.000 So, I was going to say Kamaro.
01:27:05.000 Kamaro Usman.
01:27:06.000 And that was a short notice fight that Kamaro took at 185.
01:27:09.000 Unbelievable fight.
01:27:10.000 And in the third round, Kamaro was winning.
01:27:12.000 I was like, this would have been very interesting if it was a five round fight.
01:27:15.000 100%.
01:27:16.000 I feel like, I mean, it's hard to predict, but Kamaro had the momentum 1 million percent.
01:27:21.000 If it was a five round fight and if Kamaro had a full camp, because when you're taking a fight on that short notice like that, you don't trust in your wind like you would trust in your wind if you just went through 12 weeks of hell, where you just know. 0.97
01:27:33.000 You're in fucking tippy top. 0.96
01:27:35.000 Like, that's what I'm saying. 1.00
01:27:36.000 I'm sure his knee's always barking.
01:27:36.000 Was his knee barking also?
01:27:38.000 He's such a warrior.
01:27:39.000 When he gets in there, he fights like it doesn't matter.
01:27:41.000 I mean, you know, they were in the wrestling positions for a while where he wasn't able to really do much.
01:27:46.000 You know, like, well, he defended.
01:27:48.000 He defended.
01:27:48.000 Hamza wasn't able to do anything to him.
01:27:50.000 That's what I'm saying.
01:27:50.000 It was like a stalemate kind of thing.
01:27:52.000 They were just like there.
01:27:53.000 Where with everybody else, Hamza basically ragdolls him, mounts him, takes him down and just rolls you around. 0.98
01:27:58.000 It was like a fucking video game, like Rolling Thunder. 0.99
01:28:01.000 That was crazy. 0.99
01:28:02.000 And him and Kevin Holland had so many words before that, too.
01:28:05.000 So there was a lot of anger in that.
01:28:07.000 You know?
01:28:08.000 That was crazy.
01:28:09.000 That was a wild one.
01:28:10.000 That was really crazy.
01:28:11.000 And they had gotten some sort of an altercation before that at another event.
01:28:15.000 So there was bad blood there.
01:28:16.000 So it was like Hamsa just wanted to prove a point.
01:28:20.000 You know, these guys aren't really playing.
01:28:22.000 They play by a different set of rules coming from that block. 1.00
01:28:26.000 Yeah, that's a fucking war zone. 1.00
01:28:27.000 That's a different block. 1.00
01:28:28.000 It's a war zone, son.
01:28:30.000 They're used to actual fights.
01:28:32.000 Yeah, like to stay alive.
01:28:32.000 For sure.
01:28:34.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:28:34.000 Right.
01:28:36.000 Scary shit, man. 1.00
01:28:37.000 That's a fight. 1.00
01:28:38.000 So, it's a really interesting fight.
01:28:40.000 We're going to know real soon, like early on in the fight, whether or not Strickland can avoid the takedown and whether or not Hamzad can hit him and whether or not he can avoid getting hit because Strickland will set some traps.
01:28:51.000 He's sneaky with his striking.
01:28:53.000 Very clever.
01:28:54.000 Very clever with his striking.
01:28:55.000 I mean, also, Hamzad had the issue coming off of that, off of COVID. 0.99
01:29:01.000 He had that long, long COVID where his lungs were fucked for a while. 0.98
01:29:06.000 Well, you know what that was? 0.99
01:29:07.000 He wouldn't stop training.
01:29:08.000 So, he got COVID and trained. 1.00
01:29:10.000 Hard like a fucking psychopath all through COVID to the point where he was getting bleeding out of his lungs. 1.00
01:29:16.000 Oh, no fucking shit. 1.00
01:29:16.000 He was coughing up blood. 1.00
01:29:18.000 He just, apparently, he's an animal.
01:29:19.000 They just can't keep him out of the gym.
01:29:21.000 They just can't keep him out of the gym.
01:29:23.000 And so he kept training while he had COVID, and it got real bad to the point where he was hospitalized. 0.99
01:29:30.000 That's a different type of level of being able to just like push past like physical sickness because COVID is fucked up. 0.94
01:29:38.000 Push past to the point where you're almost dead. 0.98
01:29:40.000 Yeah, but also.
01:29:40.000 And he's still showing up doing rounds.
01:29:43.000 I think I had mentioned this, but I was training with Polino and Pereira before the first Ankalaya fight, and we got sick the same way.
01:29:51.000 Oh, wow.
01:29:53.000 Neuro.
01:29:54.000 Everyone, like I was sick.
01:29:56.000 Norovirus. 0.99
01:29:56.000 No, Eo Bra was fucking so sick and he went and did the fight. 0.99
01:30:00.000 Did the whole thing. 1.00
01:30:00.000 He was as sick as me, apparently. 1.00
01:30:02.000 That was the first Uncle Live fight.
01:30:03.000 First Uncle Live fight. 0.99
01:30:04.000 I fucking literally was knocked out for 10 days. 1.00
01:30:08.000 And this motherfucker's training, traveling, and fighting for the championship. 1.00
01:30:14.000 And it wasn't a Pereira fight, but it was not horrible. 0.99
01:30:19.000 No, it wasn't terrible. 0.98
01:30:21.000 But then the second fight, I was like, holy shit. 0.99
01:30:21.000 He lost. 0.99
01:30:24.000 I see them training now, bro. 1.00
01:30:25.000 He looks like a fucking. 1.00
01:30:28.000 Behemoth at 250. 1.00
01:30:30.000 He's in 260s now. 0.99
01:30:31.000 Holy shit. 0.99
01:30:32.000 They weighed in at 263. 1.00
01:30:34.000 Bro, that's him at 263 is scary.
01:30:37.000 That's nuts.
01:30:38.000 That guy fought at 185 just a couple years ago.
01:30:41.000 Scary.
01:30:41.000 Well, this is his true body type.
01:30:43.000 He's meant to be a cowboy.
01:30:45.000 You know what I mean? 1.00
01:30:46.000 He's like a fucking Brazilian cowboy. 1.00
01:30:49.000 Amazon warrior genes. 1.00
01:30:50.000 Same shit we're talking about. 1.00
01:30:51.000 That's what he is. 1.00
01:30:52.000 It's the bone density stuff.
01:30:53.000 It's not.
01:30:54.000 It's like it's true.
01:30:55.000 Genetics.
01:30:56.000 Indigeny.
01:30:57.000 It's true.
01:30:59.000 You look at certain people and you see the past.
01:31:02.000 Right.
01:31:02.000 I see.
01:31:03.000 Warriors.
01:31:04.000 Bro.
01:31:05.000 Yeah.
01:31:06.000 You know how when that song comes out?
01:31:09.000 Chants were made to excite.
01:31:11.000 They would.
01:31:12.000 To conjure up spirit. 1.00
01:31:14.000 That's what he fucking does. 0.99
01:31:15.000 He's conjuring up spirit. 1.00
01:31:17.000 That's why Yuri was so scared of being black. 0.94
01:31:20.000 He was going to shrink his head.
01:31:24.000 Yuri asked him in the second fight to not use spiritual warfare.
01:31:28.000 So good.
01:31:28.000 That's, come on.
01:31:32.000 There's no movie that could write this type of script. 1.00
01:31:34.000 I love this shit. 0.99
01:31:36.000 Yeah, I felt bad for Yuri, but I felt great for Carlos at the same time. 1.00
01:31:40.000 I love that whole team.
01:31:42.000 Dash and all those boys out there.
01:31:44.000 Yeah, they're great guys.
01:31:46.000 It's like, look, I get it.
01:31:46.000 I like those guys.
01:31:48.000 It's a hard pill to swallow.
01:31:49.000 I get it.
01:31:50.000 You did back off.
01:31:51.000 I get it.
01:31:52.000 But also, that guy just.
01:31:54.000 You can only blame yourself on that one, man.
01:31:56.000 He found a way to win.
01:31:58.000 Found a way to win in the most spectacular way possible.
01:32:00.000 That's the only thing that should really be spoken about is his will and his ability to fight through that. 1.00
01:32:07.000 Bro, torn ACL, they're carting you off the fucking field. 1.00
01:32:11.000 I know. 1.00
01:32:12.000 Everyone's crying that their career's over in football, carting you off the field with your heads like that.
01:32:17.000 I know. 1.00
01:32:17.000 This dude's fucking knocking homie out for the light heavyweight championship at a win. 1.00
01:32:21.000 Fucking crazy. 1.00
01:32:22.000 So, to have that type of will in you, you could only just be mesmerized by that. 1.00
01:32:28.000 I know.
01:32:29.000 It's nuts, man.
01:32:30.000 If you think about it, like how many.
01:32:33.000 Great fights are out there to be had.
01:32:35.000 How many great fights have been had?
01:32:37.000 I mean, those moments like that, that's like you can't.
01:32:40.000 That's one of the things that makes a sport so exciting.
01:32:43.000 Like, you couldn't have imagined that he would blow his knee out, and then you couldn't have imagined that Yuri would pause and not know what to do, and then you couldn't have imagined that Carlos would knock him out.
01:32:52.000 That's perfectly.
01:32:54.000 Let me ask you something about the footing in the octagon.
01:32:57.000 Did his foot slip?
01:32:59.000 Was this slippery in there?
01:33:00.000 I think it was just a placement issue.
01:33:02.000 Placed it wrong.
01:33:03.000 Yeah, sometimes in scrambles, you know, you're moving weird.
01:33:06.000 So he overslidden.
01:33:07.000 Did he miss something?
01:33:08.000 It looks like it just blew out, man. 1.00
01:33:10.000 Because that shit just blew out. 0.99
01:33:12.000 There's a video of Carlos blowing his knee out, and it looks like they're in the middle of a wild exchange. 1.00
01:33:18.000 He moves his foot in a certain way, and it just pops.
01:33:21.000 And you can see it go up the back of his leg.
01:33:23.000 It snapped up.
01:33:24.000 It's nasty.
01:33:24.000 It was nasty.
01:33:25.000 Yeah, it's horrible.
01:33:26.000 And it's going to take a long time for that thing to be better again.
01:33:29.000 But he won.
01:33:31.000 He's the world champion.
01:33:33.000 And then Paul Acosta.
01:33:34.000 Interim chair. 0.99
01:33:35.000 If I was the fucking captain of the ship, that's what I would do. 1.00
01:33:38.000 I'd go, hey, Paolo, you're a fucking star. 1.00
01:33:42.000 Maybe on Kalayev. 0.98
01:33:44.000 I mean, I know that Pereira just knocked him out, but he deserves to be in.
01:33:49.000 So here it is.
01:33:50.000 So he placed his leg weird and pushed off and it just blew out.
01:33:53.000 See?
01:33:54.000 It looked like he was on.
01:33:55.000 Just a freak movement.
01:33:56.000 He didn't step on the paw of the foot.
01:33:59.000 He stepped more on the inside like that, like the angle of the step.
01:34:04.000 Well, it was definitely weird because they're in the middle of a scramble, you know?
01:34:10.000 And look at his athleticism right there.
01:34:10.000 But look at him.
01:34:12.000 The way he just spun off that and stayed on that left leg.
01:34:14.000 Oh, boy.
01:34:15.000 Yeah, no, that's nasty.
01:34:19.000 When that happens, your leg is just so unstable.
01:34:22.000 The crazy thing is, there's guys in the UFC that fight with no ACL.
01:34:26.000 They have no ACL and they fight in the UFC.
01:34:29.000 I know Rafael Dos Angeles was doing that for a while.
01:34:33.000 He had no ACL and he was fighting in the UFC.
01:34:35.000 I mean, was that during his decline?
01:34:39.000 Or was he chairing?
01:34:40.000 He was still pretty close to the top.
01:34:42.000 He had lost the title, but he was still pretty close to the top. 0.93
01:34:45.000 We were still fucking a lot of people up. 0.99
01:34:47.000 He's just another breed, also. 0.99
01:34:49.000 Well, that guy, the conditioning. 0.63
01:34:51.000 That guy was sculpted.
01:34:52.000 Dos Andros in his prime looked like somebody made him out of marble.
01:34:56.000 He looked like he belonged at the Vatican.
01:34:59.000 I know.
01:35:00.000 Every time I tell people I'm going to come see you, they always say, yo, can you ask him this?
01:35:04.000 Can you ask him that?
01:35:05.000 I started fielding questions for you.
01:35:07.000 I'm sorry.
01:35:08.000 I'm sorry about that.
01:35:09.000 For what?
01:35:10.000 For you getting those questions?
01:35:11.000 No, I like it.
01:35:12.000 I like it.
01:35:12.000 Oh, you do?
01:35:13.000 What are the questions? 0.99
01:35:13.000 It's so ridiculous. 0.99
01:35:15.000 What's the most ridiculous one? 0.99
01:35:16.000 I don't remember. 0.99
01:35:17.000 It's all silly.
01:35:17.000 But one good one is like, when are you going to have Mirko Krokop here?
01:35:20.000 Oh, I actually talked to him.
01:35:22.000 I wasn't crazy.
01:35:22.000 Because my boy, who lives in the same neighborhood as him that I train with, my boy Dean, he's literally a Croatian.
01:35:29.000 He looks like fucking Mirko. 1.00
01:35:31.000 Throws the leg, bald headed, fucking. 1.00
01:35:35.000 He looks like he's driving BMW M5, for sure. 1.00
01:35:41.000 I would definitely have Mirko on.
01:35:42.000 He's a legend.
01:35:43.000 Need to hear from him.
01:35:44.000 Yeah, he's a legend and he's very funny.
01:35:47.000 I've I've seen him in interviews before.
01:35:48.000 I was wondering whether he spoke English or not, but he speaks pretty perfectly.
01:35:52.000 Yeah, definitely good enough to have a conversation.
01:35:52.000 Good enough.
01:35:54.000 I was watching him versus Fedor today.
01:35:57.000 That was a crazy fight.
01:35:59.000 I think that was like 2000.
01:36:00.000 Look at him, man.
01:36:01.000 Jack!
01:36:02.000 That's unbelievable right there.
01:36:04.000 How old is Marco now?
01:36:07.000 That's a recent picture?
01:36:08.000 Yeah, four days, three days ago.
01:36:09.000 Dude's in phenomenal shape.
01:36:11.000 I mean, he's got to be 50.
01:36:13.000 How old is Murko now?
01:36:14.000 That stuff doesn't go away when it's real, man.
01:36:18.000 51.
01:36:19.000 Shredded.
01:36:20.000 That's so good.
01:36:20.000 Shredded, son.
01:36:22.000 Yeah, he was an animal in his prime.
01:36:24.000 Boy, he was the first kickboxer to really start doing well in MMA because he was so explosive.
01:36:32.000 See, a lot of the other guys, like Ernesto Hoost or Peter Ertz, they were real technical, but they set things up. 1.00
01:36:38.000 The slappers, for the most part. 1.00
01:36:40.000 Setting it up, yeah. 1.00
01:36:40.000 They were setting things up. 1.00
01:36:41.000 But with Murko, he would just explode on you. 1.00
01:36:45.000 Fucking explode your liver, explode your head with those fucking kicks, man. 1.00
01:36:49.000 He was so fast and so explosive that when he entered into MMA, he had a kind of advantage. 1.00
01:36:54.000 This is back when they let him fight with shoes on.
01:36:57.000 Murko with shoes on is a crazy proposition.
01:36:59.000 That's nuts.
01:37:03.000 I see a guy like this and I go, that's a giant.
01:37:05.000 Yeah, he's a giant.
01:37:06.000 Longman Choi, he was like seven plus feet tall.
01:37:08.000 So when you find a skeleton of a person like this, oh, yeah.
01:37:11.000 Yeah, giants are real.
01:37:13.000 Oh, yeah, definitely.
01:37:14.000 Right, definitely.
01:37:14.000 They're around now, too.
01:37:15.000 Yeah.
01:37:16.000 But he doesn't look like he has gigantic.
01:37:19.000 No, he does.
01:37:20.000 He does.
01:37:20.000 No, he does.
01:37:21.000 But he.
01:37:21.000 No, but you know, like, most of those guys are unathletic.
01:37:25.000 Their knees are knocking.
01:37:26.000 Right, right, right.
01:37:27.000 You know, like, he doesn't seem unathletic.
01:37:29.000 I see what you're saying.
01:37:30.000 You know, he has more of, like, he looks like he's kind of on his toes.
01:37:35.000 You know, like he's.
01:37:36.000 Moves well.
01:37:36.000 Yeah, like his legs are working in the right way.
01:37:38.000 He has proper athleticism.
01:37:40.000 Well, there's another guy that beat Fedor.
01:37:42.000 Bigfoot, so. 0.99
01:37:43.000 Bigfoot, yeah, but he looked like he had fucking. 1.00
01:37:45.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:37:46.000 Yeah, he had it.
01:37:46.000 Giant face.
01:37:47.000 The guy in the NBA, Victor Waymanyama, is. 0.78
01:37:50.000 Again, Wemba Nyama's got.
01:37:51.000 Seven foot four. 1.00
01:37:52.000 That's crazy.
01:37:53.000 It doesn't look like he moves as well as he does. 1.00
01:37:56.000 He's a fucking praying mantis dude. 1.00
01:37:56.000 He's 22 years old. 1.00
01:37:58.000 He shouldn't be able to do this stuff.
01:37:59.000 He dribbles behind his back.
01:38:00.000 He shoots threes.
01:38:02.000 Bro, do you watch the NBA?
01:38:03.000 Seven foot four is crazy.
01:38:04.000 It's crazy.
01:38:05.000 Do you watch the NBA though?
01:38:06.000 Sometimes.
01:38:07.000 All right.
01:38:08.000 Seven foot four is different when you weigh 190 pounds.
01:38:11.000 You know, seven foot four like Rick Smith's back in the day or like dudes who have a little weight on them look different.
01:38:11.000 Right.
01:38:17.000 This guy is.
01:38:18.000 He's 235.
01:38:19.000 But that's.
01:38:20.000 Unbelievable.
01:38:21.000 You don't believe that?
01:38:22.000 He probably is.
01:38:23.000 No, he's 235.
01:38:24.000 He's so big.
01:38:25.000 He's still getting bigger, too.
01:38:26.000 He's got a little brother that's not even in the NBA yet.
01:38:30.000 This kid is going to.
01:38:30.000 He's like.
01:38:31.000 This is the future right here.
01:38:32.000 He's maybe 16 or 17, his younger brother.
01:38:34.000 And he's still growing.
01:38:35.000 He's, I don't know, 6'10 now.
01:38:37.000 Yeah. 0.98
01:38:37.000 This is ridiculous. 0.98
01:38:38.000 This is the future right here of sports. 0.98
01:38:41.000 Super humans.
01:38:42.000 Right.
01:38:42.000 So that, if you go back to the Bible, that's like New League football.
01:38:45.000 There are giants.
01:38:46.000 Yeah.
01:38:46.000 Giants are real.
01:38:47.000 They've been around.
01:38:48.000 Well, look at the guys in Iceland.
01:38:49.000 Like the mountain.
01:38:50.000 My favorite.
01:38:51.000 Some of my favorite people.
01:38:52.000 Yeah.
01:38:53.000 John Paul Sigmussen.
01:38:55.000 One of my favorite strongmen of all time.
01:38:57.000 All the Icelandic heroes.
01:38:58.000 I know, right?
01:38:59.000 All Vikings.
01:39:00.000 Bro, giant humans.
01:39:01.000 Half Thor Bjornsson.
01:39:03.000 He's the guy from Game of Thrones.
01:39:06.000 Yeah.
01:39:07.000 Yeah, he's the mountain.
01:39:09.000 But, bro, I guess, you know, World Strongman taught me about the world.
01:39:13.000 It taught me about how to pronounce names and, yeah.
01:39:17.000 Like, Magnus von Magnuson.
01:39:19.000 Magnus Ver Magnuson.
01:39:21.000 That's who it is.
01:39:22.000 It's all Icelandic legends.
01:39:24.000 Jean Paul Sigmundsson, Magnus Ver.
01:39:24.000 Yeah.
01:39:27.000 Jani Virtinen and Yuka Hola from Finland.
01:39:30.000 Like, bro, I have so many genetics in that part of the world.
01:39:33.000 Vikings.
01:39:33.000 Unreal.
01:39:34.000 Like, Viking genetics.
01:39:36.000 Yeah, but that's like, you want to know what a Viking looked like?
01:39:38.000 That's what they looked like. 1.00
01:39:40.000 Those guys showed up with a fucking gigantic boat filled with animals, swinging swords, just ready to kill everybody in your village. 1.00
01:39:48.000 Fun. 1.00
01:39:48.000 Swinging that fucking mace, swinging the hammer. 1.00
01:39:51.000 May I have that, please? 1.00
01:39:54.000 Yeah, man.
01:39:55.000 I'm rewatching Game of Thrones.
01:39:57.000 I'm on the final season now.
01:39:58.000 I've never seen it. 0.99
01:40:00.000 God damn, it's good. 0.99
01:40:01.000 I need to. 0.99
01:40:02.000 I've been watching Mob Land.
01:40:03.000 Good. 1.00
01:40:04.000 Fucking Tom Hardy kills it. 1.00
01:40:04.000 That's great. 1.00
01:40:06.000 I love Tom Hardy.
01:40:07.000 That's my man.
01:40:08.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:40:08.000 But fucking Pierce Brosnan kills it. 1.00
01:40:11.000 Holy shit. 1.00
01:40:12.000 And what is the woman's name again? 1.00
01:40:12.000 Kills it. 1.00
01:40:15.000 Helen Mirren.
01:40:15.000 Oh, my.
01:40:17.000 She's so good. 0.96
01:40:18.000 Mave.
01:40:19.000 She's so good. 1.00
01:40:20.000 What a fucking legendary cast. 0.99
01:40:21.000 I really like that show a lot. 0.99
01:40:23.000 Yeah, that's amazing.
01:40:24.000 That's Guy Richie.
01:40:25.000 Guy Richie's the first one.
01:40:26.000 You can find the part for me.
01:40:27.000 You can't do an accent, bro.
01:40:27.000 I could.
01:40:29.000 You could learn.
01:40:29.000 You can learn an accent, bro.
01:40:32.000 Let's try it out right now. 1.00
01:40:34.000 Which one, Irish? 0.51
01:40:35.000 Liverpool. 1.00
01:40:35.000 Oh, fuck. 1.00
01:40:36.000 That fuck's sick. 1.00
01:40:37.000 There you go. 1.00
01:40:38.000 You're in.
01:40:38.000 I've been there.
01:40:39.000 I'm a scouser.
01:40:40.000 You could do it, bro.
01:40:41.000 You have to scouser.
01:40:42.000 You would live with Patty Pimblett for like a week? 1.00
01:40:45.000 Meatball Molly. 0.94
01:40:46.000 Yeah.
01:40:46.000 I want to live with Patty and Meatball Molly.
01:40:48.000 They'll teach you how to talk scouser.
01:40:50.000 And I want to box.
01:40:52.000 There you go.
01:40:53.000 I just want to throw hands. 1.00
01:40:53.000 Come on. 1.00
01:40:55.000 I just love fucking, like, I just want to, I love boxing. 0.99
01:40:58.000 Yeah, for real, for real. 0.99
01:40:59.000 I love it.
01:41:00.000 Remember, you were trying to show me how to throw kick.
01:41:02.000 I just stopped kicking.
01:41:03.000 Yeah, you gave up?
01:41:05.000 I'm not a kicker.
01:41:06.000 You don't have to be.
01:41:07.000 I'm not a kicker.
01:41:09.000 I'm a choker.
01:41:10.000 I'd like to be a choker. 0.92
01:41:11.000 You could learn how to kick. 0.94
01:41:13.000 I could. 0.50
01:41:13.000 You could learn. 0.50
01:41:14.000 You just got to learn how to stretch first.
01:41:15.000 It's that leg thing, man.
01:41:17.000 I'm scared to break my leg again.
01:41:19.000 Because every time I kick in the wrong place, it feels like you hit the ball on the wrong part of the bat.
01:41:19.000 Yeah.
01:41:24.000 When you broke your leg, did you have to get pins?
01:41:27.000 Yeah, it broke in half.
01:41:30.000 It broke in half, so I got the plate.
01:41:32.000 Oh.
01:41:33.000 But it was a clean break.
01:41:34.000 It's better to get shattered.
01:41:34.000 It was good.
01:41:36.000 Shattered, I would have been.
01:41:37.000 Shattered is bad.
01:41:38.000 Shattered is bad.
01:41:39.000 So a clean break.
01:41:40.000 It kind of made a bionic return.
01:41:42.000 So it doesn't bother you now?
01:41:43.000 No, nothing.
01:41:44.000 Oh.
01:41:45.000 No, it's strong, but if I kick it in the exact spot, I'll feel it.
01:41:48.000 Right.
01:41:49.000 Like if someone checks a kick on their knee or something like that.
01:41:51.000 Yay.
01:41:52.000 What part of your leg broke?
01:41:55.000 I'm going to not disclose that like Bill Belichick.
01:41:57.000 Look at you.
01:41:58.000 You're hiding injuries.
01:42:02.000 How did you break it?
01:42:03.000 I fell.
01:42:04.000 Literally slipped in the kitchen. 1.00
01:42:06.000 I was making fucking two hamburgers and I was carrying them out, and the homie was mopping at the same time. 1.00
01:42:11.000 I was wearing the wrong shoe and I just slipped and it got caught behind me. 1.00
01:42:15.000 That's freak accident.
01:42:17.000 You know, that happened is what's his face?
01:42:20.000 Piers Morgan.
01:42:21.000 He fell and broke his hip.
01:42:23.000 Had to get his hip replaced.
01:42:24.000 That's the thing.
01:42:25.000 He doesn't seem like he's in great shape. 0.98
01:42:26.000 I was in fucking sick shape at the time. 0.94
01:42:29.000 I was riding my bike every day. 0.99
01:42:30.000 I was feeling good.
01:42:32.000 How long ago did this happen?
01:42:34.000 2011. 0.99
01:42:34.000 Damn. 0.99
01:42:35.000 Oh no, 2010. 1.00
01:42:35.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:42:39.000 So that's why you're worried about kicking.
01:42:40.000 So don't kick anybody.
01:42:41.000 Just work on the move.
01:42:43.000 I like inside knees. 1.00
01:42:45.000 That's a good move for you.
01:42:45.000 There you go.
01:42:46.000 Clinch knee. 0.92
01:42:47.000 Yeah.
01:42:48.000 It's all just about hip mobility.
01:42:50.000 Just learn some hip mobility stuff.
01:42:52.000 I know like ballerina bars.
01:42:53.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:42:54.000 Those are actually really good.
01:42:55.000 Yeah, I have one.
01:42:56.000 I could do a good one, I could get the leg up there. 0.99
01:42:57.000 Ballerina bars are really good for swinging your leg. 0.61
01:43:00.000 You like, you stand on your left leg and swing your right leg this, and then up like that, and then this, and then like that.
01:43:06.000 That's really good for like opening it up.
01:43:09.000 And getting the dexterity and strengthening up those supporting muscles.
01:43:13.000 Yeah.
01:43:13.000 All the flexors.
01:43:15.000 Yeah.
01:43:16.000 Everybody should have some leg and hip mobility.
01:43:16.000 Yeah.
01:43:20.000 You should be able to throw a kick.
01:43:21.000 It's not that hard, especially a low kick.
01:43:23.000 No, I could throw it.
01:43:24.000 But, you know, the accuracy and, you know, the devastation factor might not be there.
01:43:31.000 Yeah.
01:43:31.000 You'll figure it out.
01:43:32.000 You're a big guy.
01:43:32.000 You're strong.
01:43:33.000 You got a lot of horsepower back there.
01:43:35.000 Come here, son. 1.00
01:43:36.000 Come here, fucking wrestle you. 1.00
01:43:37.000 Yeah, I hear. 1.00
01:43:38.000 You're getting excited.
01:43:41.000 I've been, I train with Polino a lot.
01:43:44.000 Yeah, I train with him in Jersey.
01:43:45.000 Just holds pads.
01:43:47.000 I thought he was in Connecticut.
01:43:48.000 Oh, his place is in Connecticut.
01:43:49.000 Yeah, Glover's in Connecticut.
01:43:52.000 But everyone's pretty cool.
01:43:53.000 What part of Jersey is Plinio in?
01:43:54.000 In Nutley.
01:43:55.000 Oh, nice.
01:43:56.000 Right there, like 50 minutes from me.
01:43:59.000 That's great.
01:43:59.000 That's great.
01:44:00.000 Gives me good work.
01:44:02.000 He's a good dude, too.
01:44:03.000 And great coach.
01:44:03.000 I love him.
01:44:04.000 And they spend, yeah, I was going to say, he spends time with me and teaches me fighting.
01:44:09.000 Not boxing.
01:44:10.000 He showed me how to fight.
01:44:11.000 Right.
01:44:12.000 Like things Alex would do.
01:44:14.000 It's probably a good thing for you, too, to have someone. 1.00
01:44:16.000 That takes your mind off all the other shit you do. 0.99
01:44:18.000 It's one of my favorite things. 1.00
01:44:19.000 Yeah.
01:44:20.000 The thing is, one thing takes my mind off the next.
01:44:24.000 This takes my mind off of that thing, that takes my mind off of that.
01:44:27.000 So it's like a constant therapy that I'm giving myself.
01:44:31.000 Because I'm getting burnt out here.
01:44:32.000 Oh, let's turn to this.
01:44:34.000 Now that's stopping me from doing that.
01:44:35.000 Now we'll get burnt out there, go to the next thing.
01:44:37.000 Right.
01:44:38.000 I'm just a seasonal person.
01:44:40.000 I like doing things when I'm like, when I feel them.
01:44:43.000 I know what you mean.
01:44:44.000 You feel it.
01:44:44.000 Yeah.
01:44:45.000 Yeah, when I feel it.
01:44:45.000 You see joy in it.
01:44:46.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:44:47.000 I don't want to be forced.
01:44:48.000 Maybe you'll start.
01:44:49.000 Golfing soon. 0.99
01:44:50.000 That's fucking not for me. 0.99
01:44:51.000 Really? 0.98
01:44:52.000 I'm really good.
01:44:53.000 There's not a lot of people.
01:44:54.000 Look at me.
01:44:55.000 I'm really good.
01:44:56.000 Pitch and putt? 1.00
01:44:57.000 I'm a fucking pro. 1.00
01:44:58.000 You're a good mini golfer? 1.00
01:45:00.000 Pitch and putt.
01:45:00.000 Nah, mini golf, I'm not that good.
01:45:02.000 What's the difference?
01:45:03.000 Pitch and putt is like everything except driving.
01:45:06.000 Yeah, it's like a hundred yards.
01:45:07.000 It's like a city game.
01:45:08.000 You have it at the park.
01:45:09.000 Oh, but there's good 70 yards.
01:45:12.000 Okay.
01:45:13.000 What's the wedge?
01:45:14.000 Mm hmm.
01:45:16.000 Okay, it's just not long drives.
01:45:17.000 There's no drives.
01:45:18.000 So I'm pretty good.
01:45:18.000 Got it.
01:45:20.000 So every golf game starts off with a long drive. 0.91
01:45:22.000 I'm totally ignorant. 0.94
01:45:24.000 Me too. 0.90
01:45:24.000 Every game starts with a drive from the beginning. 0.90
01:45:26.000 Is that true?
01:45:27.000 Mostly.
01:45:30.000 It should be two par threes per side.
01:45:32.000 It's not.
01:45:32.000 Every course isn't the same, but it's like average.
01:45:34.000 Two par threes per side, two par fives per side, and the rest are par fours.
01:45:38.000 And do you always open with like a long shot?
01:45:40.000 Is that the thing?
01:45:42.000 Isn't that like two long?
01:45:43.000 How you play the course is supposed to be up to you.
01:45:45.000 I mean, ideally, you want to get as far.
01:45:48.000 How would they play in PGA?
01:45:49.000 One swing as possible so you have less strokes.
01:45:53.000 How does the Master start?
01:45:54.000 Yeah, I mean, they're.
01:45:55.000 That's how I'm starting.
01:45:57.000 How they start in Augusta, Shinnecock.
01:46:01.000 I want to play all these.
01:46:02.000 I just want to smoke hash on the golf courses and chill while other people play.
01:46:09.000 That's what you want to do?
01:46:10.000 That's doable.
01:46:12.000 I think we could do that.
01:46:13.000 I think that's very attainable.
01:46:14.000 Sounds like we have a show.
01:46:15.000 I want to do it once.
01:46:15.000 I don't want to follow them.
01:46:16.000 Hey, Jamie?
01:46:17.000 It sounds like we're going to have a show.
01:46:20.000 Right, well, you already did that with Ancient Aliens.
01:46:22.000 Bro, how do we bring this back? 0.99
01:46:24.000 Were you fucking producing it? 0.99
01:46:25.000 I was just talking about it yesterday. 0.99
01:46:27.000 Can you produce this for me?
01:46:29.000 I don't know.
01:46:29.000 I don't need to put you on the spot.
01:46:31.000 I don't need to put you on the spot.
01:46:32.000 Can you be the executive producer?
01:46:34.000 Co.
01:46:35.000 Well, where would we do it?
01:46:36.000 It really doesn't take much.
01:46:37.000 Where did you do it before?
01:46:38.000 You did it at Vice? 0.99
01:46:40.000 We did it in a fucking rented studio with green screen. 1.00
01:46:42.000 That's where Vice went bad. 0.99
01:46:44.000 Well, they should have kept you around. 1.00
01:46:46.000 They fucked up. 1.00
01:46:47.000 They fucked everything. 1.00
01:46:48.000 They had you, they had Eddie Wong. 1.00
01:46:50.000 They had a bunch of dope shows.
01:46:52.000 I did the Eddie Wong show.
01:46:53.000 We went and did yoga together.
01:46:54.000 Seriously?
01:46:54.000 Yeah.
01:46:55.000 Yo, bro, I don't even want to tell you what I'm about to do.
01:46:57.000 I love Eddie.
01:46:57.000 Yeah, he's a good kid.
01:46:59.000 Fucking. 0.99
01:47:00.000 I'm about to do Tybo with Billy Blanks. 1.00
01:47:03.000 Now?
01:47:04.000 Like, today?
01:47:05.000 Like.
01:47:06.000 You're about to do it?
01:47:07.000 Thursday.
01:47:08.000 Really?
01:47:09.000 Me, Ryan Seacrest, and Billy Blanks.
01:47:11.000 Oh, boy.
01:47:13.000 Oh, boy.
01:47:14.000 I'm going to tell you here first.
01:47:16.000 I went on Wheel of Fortune.
01:47:18.000 Did you?
01:47:19.000 How'd you do?
01:47:19.000 I did.
01:47:20.000 I can't tell you yet, but just let me tell you, I dominated.
01:47:24.000 I can't tell anyone yet, but I dominated.
01:47:27.000 I think you just told us.
01:47:28.000 Let me just say something, bro. 0.99
01:47:30.000 I'm sorry if this is going to ruin anything, but for fuck's sake, I dominated. 0.99
01:47:34.000 Nice. 0.98
01:47:36.000 Beautiful.
01:47:36.000 I mean, I'm looking for Jeopardy, to be honest.
01:47:38.000 I'm better at Jeopardy.
01:47:39.000 And so, why are you going and doing Tybo with Ryan Seacrest and Billy Blanks?
01:47:44.000 Because they took a liking to me, and now he wants to do something else.
01:47:48.000 Oh, so you guys filming this?
01:47:50.000 Yeah, we're going to film me and Ryan doing Tybo with Billy Blanks.
01:47:53.000 But for me, Billy Blanks, The Last Boy Scout, the first scene.
01:47:57.000 That's right.
01:47:58.000 That's what I know him for. 1.00
01:47:59.000 That's my shit. 1.00
01:48:00.000 That's right. 1.00
01:48:01.000 Ain't life a bitch. 0.99
01:48:03.000 That's right. 0.99
01:48:04.000 I forgot about that.
01:48:05.000 It's one of my favorite movies of all time.
01:48:07.000 Well, Damon Wayne's one of my favorite comics of all time.
01:48:09.000 Come on, how was it? 0.94
01:48:10.000 Damon Waynes is a fucking underrated comic. 0.97
01:48:13.000 Underrated comic and underrated action star. 0.99
01:48:15.000 He was great in that fucking movie too. 0.99
01:48:16.000 Bulletproof with Adam Sandler. 1.00
01:48:18.000 Yep.
01:48:18.000 I used to love Damon Waynes too.
01:48:19.000 Major Payne.
01:48:20.000 Oh my God.
01:48:21.000 He had a run. 0.99
01:48:22.000 What about his brother in fucking Low Down Dirty Shane? 0.96
01:48:25.000 That was a good action movie too. 0.96
01:48:26.000 Keenan. 0.99
01:48:27.000 Who knew Keenan Ivory Waynes was a fucking action hero? 0.98
01:48:30.000 Keenan's a cool guy. 1.00
01:48:31.000 I'm a get you, sucker. 0.99
01:48:33.000 That's right. 1.00
01:48:33.000 Come on. 1.00
01:48:34.000 That's right.
01:48:35.000 He died from over gold.
01:48:37.000 He had too much gold.
01:48:41.000 Wasn't there a guy who had like goldfish tanks for his platform schools?
01:48:45.000 Yes, of course, man.
01:48:46.000 That was the pimp.
01:48:48.000 Can you imagine a dude who had like golden fish tanks for platforms?
01:48:52.000 In Living Color changed my life. 1.00
01:48:55.000 And she changed my life.
01:48:57.000 Hey, I just read something.
01:48:58.000 I should probably call Dave and ask him.
01:48:59.000 But I just read something where they're thinking about bringing back the Chappelle show.
01:49:02.000 He gave a speech.
01:49:04.000 Eddie Murphy got another award this week, I think AFI or something.
01:49:07.000 And Dave was on stage speaking.
01:49:10.000 And he said he was talking with Eddie about it.
01:49:13.000 And Eddie sort of like pushed him.
01:49:15.000 But then during the speech, he sort of said, All right, if you want to do it.
01:49:18.000 I think they actually even said maybe a movie, like a Chappelle Show movie.
01:49:21.000 Oh, okay.
01:49:22.000 An actual show. 0.94
01:49:23.000 But he's like, That would be fucking cool. 0.71
01:49:25.000 He kind of said, Eddie, if you do Charlie's parts, let's do it. 0.61
01:49:27.000 Oh, that would be incredible.
01:49:29.000 Yeah, because he kind of doesn't want to do it without Charlie.
01:49:32.000 Oh, that would be incredible.
01:49:33.000 Oof.
01:49:34.000 That would be incredible.
01:49:36.000 I saw Eddie and Charlie on vacation once.
01:49:39.000 It was totally random.
01:49:39.000 Where?
01:49:40.000 In Hawaii.
01:49:41.000 Really?
01:49:41.000 Yeah, I was at the counter getting my keys for the room.
01:49:48.000 And, uh, Charlie's cousin was there.
01:49:51.000 I was like, What are you doing?
01:49:51.000 What's going on, man?
01:49:52.000 What are you doing here?
01:49:53.000 It's like, Charlie's here with Eddie.
01:49:54.000 Come say hi.
01:49:55.000 I went over and I had lunch with Charlie and Eddie.
01:49:57.000 I was like, Just sitting there talking to him.
01:49:59.000 Like, this is crazy.
01:50:00.000 It was crazy.
01:50:00.000 That's crazy.
01:50:01.000 Where do we stay?
01:50:02.000 Moana Surf Club?
01:50:03.000 No, Four Seasons.
01:50:04.000 Four Seasons in Maui.
01:50:05.000 Oh, yeah.
01:50:06.000 Beautiful place.
01:50:07.000 Beautiful place.
01:50:08.000 It was like, Just talking to Eddie Murphy.
01:50:10.000 I was like, What?
01:50:10.000 Am I really talking to Eddie Murphy?
01:50:12.000 It was so weird.
01:50:14.000 That's psychedelic right there.
01:50:15.000 It was cool.
01:50:16.000 He's really cool.
01:50:17.000 It was really fun.
01:50:18.000 I met Martin, Martin Lawrence, who was like, My grandparents learned English from this man.
01:50:26.000 My Albanian grandparents would watch Wheel of Fortune, Jeopardy, and Martin.
01:50:31.000 So, like, you know, and I did the thing with Wheel of Fortune, and then I went to the Knicks game versus the Lakers. 0.98
01:50:39.000 I said, fuck it, I'm getting myself a ticket. 0.99
01:50:42.000 And as I walk in, it's fucking Martin Lawrence right there. 1.00
01:50:44.000 I almost, I literally, I've never done this to another man. 0.99
01:50:48.000 I shook his hand, I went into his ear.
01:50:49.000 I was like, yo, bro, you don't know how much this means to me, man.
01:50:52.000 You don't know.
01:50:52.000 Yo, bro, I, I was just talking to him.
01:50:54.000 I was like whispering in his ear how much it meant to me.
01:50:56.000 He fanboyed out. 1.00
01:50:57.000 Yeah, I fanboyed the fuck. 1.00
01:50:59.000 I don't care. 1.00
01:51:00.000 I don't care.
01:51:01.000 Dude, I saw Martin Lawrence in his prime at the comedy store in the 90s.
01:51:01.000 I did it.
01:51:06.000 I would have died to see that.
01:51:08.000 He was.
01:51:09.000 There's another guy that people sleep on.
01:51:11.000 My favorite.
01:51:12.000 He's one of the best comics ever. 0.99
01:51:13.000 Like when he was in his prime, he would fucking destroy. 0.98
01:51:17.000 And I would have to follow him. 0.99
01:51:18.000 It was hell.
01:51:19.000 I bombed so many times. 1.00
01:51:21.000 Mitzi Shore, that lady right there. 0.97
01:51:23.000 If you were coming up, one of the things that she would do is like young comics that she thought had any promise at all.
01:51:23.000 Yep.
01:51:29.000 She'd put them on after monsters.
01:51:31.000 Put you right on after a legend.
01:51:33.000 Yep, that's your spot.
01:51:34.000 Right on after the killer.
01:51:35.000 Good luck. 1.00
01:51:37.000 Good luck, motherfucker. 1.00
01:51:40.000 I like that. 1.00
01:51:41.000 Yeah, man.
01:51:42.000 Shows you what kind of shots you got. 1.00
01:51:43.000 She knew what she was doing.
01:51:44.000 I mean, she's the most important figure in comedy outside of comedians, for sure.
01:51:49.000 She's number one.
01:51:50.000 She knew.
01:51:51.000 She knew what she was doing.
01:51:52.000 Even with her son.
01:51:53.000 I mean, she'd even give Paulie a break.
01:51:55.000 You know, Paulie had to earn it himself, too. 0.99
01:51:58.000 Damn, that's how she, you know, she knew. 0.98
01:52:00.000 She knew, like, how, what was the best environment to create comedy. 0.98
01:52:04.000 So, Paulie Shaw was a stand up first?
01:52:07.000 Oh, yeah.
01:52:08.000 I didn't even realize that.
01:52:09.000 Oh, yeah.
01:52:10.000 Paulie's been a stand up forever. 0.95
01:52:11.000 I just knew, I just, when I was young, he was, like, in movies and shit that I liked. 0.95
01:52:17.000 He was, like, that actor. 0.75
01:52:19.000 Where's it at?
01:52:19.000 Yeah.
01:52:20.000 Yeah, well, he started in stand up.
01:52:22.000 I mean, he used to get babysat by Sam Kennison.
01:52:25.000 Oh, my God. 0.98
01:52:26.000 You gotta be a fucking funny guy after that one. 0.99
01:52:29.000 Could that be my babysitter? 0.99
01:52:31.000 There's some things you don't want to learn when you're that young.
01:52:34.000 I mean, you don't want to learn from Sam.
01:52:37.000 I kind of do.
01:52:39.000 I kind of, I don't know. 0.89
01:52:41.000 I had some pretty fucking interesting characters raise me also.
01:52:45.000 I'm just so glad that the comedy store is still around. 0.97
01:52:47.000 I was really worried about them during the pandemic when they were closed for like a fucking year. 0.98
01:52:52.000 The whole thing was so insane. 0.96
01:52:54.000 It took so long before LA allowed them to open up.
01:52:57.000 Can I ask you something honestly?
01:52:59.000 All right.
01:52:59.000 No.
01:53:03.000 The comics of today.
01:53:06.000 Do you find them?
01:53:08.000 It's just because we've aged a little bit and we find different things.
01:53:12.000 Like, do you find them as funny as you found people that you looked up to, like your elders?
01:53:17.000 Do you find these younger guys funny?
01:53:18.000 Like, can you vibe with it?
01:53:20.000 Yeah, I definitely could vibe with it.
01:53:21.000 You know, as far as like. 0.99
01:53:23.000 Do they make you cackle the way these other fucking guys do? 0.99
01:53:27.000 It depends on who you watch. 1.00
01:53:27.000 For sure. 1.00
01:53:28.000 You know who I like?
01:53:29.000 I like Stavi.
01:53:30.000 Oh, yeah, Stavi's hilarious. 0.99
01:53:32.000 Stavros fucking. 0.99
01:53:33.000 Stavros is hilarious. 0.99
01:53:34.000 There's more funny comics now, I think, than ever.
01:53:37.000 Really?
01:53:38.000 Yeah, I think so.
01:53:39.000 Yeah, it's a really good time for up and coming people, new people.
01:53:43.000 There's a lot of excitement about comedy.
01:53:46.000 Then there's Kill Tony, which is this awesome platform for them.
01:53:50.000 Were you doing that last night?
01:53:51.000 No, I wasn't there last night.
01:53:53.000 Because I drove by the mothership and it was cranking.
01:53:56.000 It was cranking.
01:53:57.000 That was Kill Tony night.
01:53:59.000 I wasn't there last night, but Ari Shafir was there.
01:54:02.000 Luis J. Gomez was there.
01:54:05.000 It was a great setup.
01:54:07.000 It's always a good show.
01:54:08.000 It's always a fun show. 0.99
01:54:10.000 Gives people legit opportunity to get on stage and either to get on YouTube or to get on Netflix in front of the whole fucking world. 0.88
01:54:17.000 And it could make your career. 0.70
01:54:19.000 It could make your life.
01:54:20.000 It could change everything.
01:54:21.000 It's not like a voice type of vibe. 0.95
01:54:24.000 It's more of like a fucking real show and then just people see you there. 0.91
01:54:28.000 It's not like a competition. 0.98
01:54:30.000 No, no, no, there's no competition.
01:54:31.000 But you do get one minute.
01:54:33.000 And if you do well, Tony invites you back.
01:54:36.000 Yeah. 0.98
01:54:36.000 Not judged, but you get feedback from the comics or everybody's just fucking around. 0.98
01:54:41.000 It's all very loose and open. 0.77
01:54:42.000 Showtime at the bottom.
01:54:43.000 You don't get yanked.
01:54:45.000 No, you don't get yanked.
01:54:46.000 You get your one minute. 1.00
01:54:47.000 And if you suck, Tony roasts you. 1.00
01:54:47.000 Okay. 1.00
01:54:49.000 And, you know, but sometimes the people that suck, they know they sucked and they're really funny talking about how they sucked. 0.99
01:54:55.000 It's just a great show. 0.98
01:54:56.000 But it's just an opportunity where comedians see there's a path. 0.71
01:55:01.000 All I have to do is keep doing open mics, put together an act, start getting a little road work, do kill Tony.
01:55:07.000 And then next thing you know, I'm headlining on the road like all these other guys that have become regulars on the show.
01:55:13.000 Yeah, like you could really make a living and have a real career in comedy.
01:55:13.000 There's a clear path.
01:55:17.000 So, because of that, it's like comedy is really exciting right now.
01:55:20.000 It's like, and because of YouTube, because you could put your special.
01:55:23.000 Just, you don't need, like, you don't need big guys.
01:55:26.000 You put it right up.
01:55:26.000 You don't need anything.
01:55:27.000 Just upload it onto YouTube.
01:55:29.000 Next thing you know, it's got a million views.
01:55:31.000 You're off and running. 1.00
01:55:31.000 Holy shit. 1.00
01:55:33.000 And then people could, the best thing about YouTube is people could share it. 0.99
01:55:35.000 You could see a funny comedy special. 0.99
01:55:37.000 Oh shit, you got to watch this. 0.99
01:55:38.000 You send it to me. 1.00
01:55:39.000 I'm like, ah!
01:55:40.000 And then I'll send it to him.
01:55:41.000 And that's how things happen.
01:55:42.000 It's like, that never existed before.
01:55:45.000 So, that.
01:55:46.000 Paves the way for more comics to be encouraged to try it because there's an if you got a work ethic and you're willing to do it, there's an actual path to having a career.
01:55:55.000 Yeah, because before it had it was like a little bit like luck, you had to meet the right person, and now there's like getting to the major leagues.
01:56:02.000 Yeah, go to the minors, you go through here, he's clear.
01:56:05.000 What's the pathway for rappers?
01:56:08.000 I don't know.
01:56:09.000 There's really none.
01:56:10.000 Nowadays, I believe it's all the same thing.
01:56:13.000 You just choose your own path.
01:56:15.000 Just become mayor.
01:56:16.000 Yeah. 0.99
01:56:17.000 You fucking kidding me? 0.99
01:56:18.000 I'd love to do that. 0.99
01:56:19.000 The mayor, if I could be the mayor.
01:56:21.000 Yeah, you could be the mayor.
01:56:22.000 Just someone got to feed me some political situations that are good.
01:56:27.000 Good things only.
01:56:28.000 I don't want to do anything bad.
01:56:30.000 No, but like the path to being a rapper, there's really, first off, you have to be just nice.
01:56:35.000 You have to be good. 0.99
01:56:36.000 You shouldn't be doing it if you suck. 1.00
01:56:37.000 Right. 1.00
01:56:38.000 And some, your friends should tell you, yo, listen, this is not for you.
01:56:41.000 Let's step away from this and do something else.
01:56:43.000 Right.
01:56:44.000 You have to have good people around you. 0.96
01:56:46.000 I had a lot of people around me that are fucking straight up haters, very raw deal people, and no one told me to stop. 0.96
01:56:52.000 Of course. 0.97
01:56:53.000 And that inspired me to keep going.
01:56:55.000 And honestly, you just have to have it within you.
01:56:58.000 You either have it or you don't. 0.99
01:57:02.000 I've been around here now 16 years, and I've seen a lot of fucking people come and go. 0.98
01:57:07.000 But I've been a constant, and I don't even think I've peaked in any area of life yet. 0.97
01:57:15.000 Truly.
01:57:16.000 I feel like I'm on the brink of, I'm always on the brink of a new exploration, a new breakthrough.
01:57:24.000 And that's how I take things, because I don't like, I don't want to be stagnant.
01:57:27.000 I look older.
01:57:29.000 I'm visibly grizzled.
01:57:32.000 I'm visibly Sean Connery'd. 0.99
01:57:34.000 But because I started later, you didn't see me as a fucking 15 year old kid jumping around. 0.99
01:57:39.000 Right. 0.99
01:57:40.000 I came in as a 27 year old man.
01:57:43.000 Right.
01:57:43.000 So you've seen me throughout the years, I've just now, I'm more of a man.
01:57:47.000 Right.
01:57:47.000 So I didn't start as a little babyface, you know?
01:57:50.000 A lot of these kids, you see them 16 years later, they look the exact same because you saw them at 13.
01:57:58.000 Not me.
01:57:58.000 Right.
01:57:59.000 I feel you.
01:57:59.000 You know?
01:58:00.000 Yeah.
01:58:01.000 Well, that's a great attitude anyway.
01:58:02.000 If you're just continuing to improve at something, that's a great way to live life.
01:58:06.000 I just like learning, man.
01:58:07.000 I love new experiences. 0.94
01:58:09.000 I want to fucking, like, I'm just finding new things that I love every single day of life. 0.92
01:58:14.000 That's awesome. 0.97
01:58:15.000 Truthfully, man. 0.97
01:58:17.000 I feel blessed and special to have those type of outlets where I don't have to, like, search for shit and things. 0.96
01:58:24.000 Just like hobbies fall in my lap. 0.84
01:58:28.000 They do because I really am a connoisseur of many things in life that I love.
01:58:32.000 What other hobbies do you like?
01:58:34.000 Like I said, I love gardening.
01:58:35.000 I love overlanding now.
01:58:38.000 You go overlanding?
01:58:38.000 Bro, I want to take my truck everywhere now.
01:58:41.000 I got a Sequoia.
01:58:41.000 What kind of truck you got?
01:58:42.000 Ooh.
01:58:43.000 Brand new 26.
01:58:45.000 It was the best purchase I've ever made in my life.
01:58:47.000 They never break.
01:58:48.000 They never break. 0.98
01:58:49.000 And New York was so fucking heavy duty. 0.98
01:58:52.000 I was like in war mode. 0.98
01:58:53.000 There was nothing stopping me.
01:58:55.000 Four wheel drive.
01:58:55.000 Right.
01:58:57.000 800 wheel drive that car got.
01:58:59.000 It got power like you can't believe.
01:59:01.000 It's perfect.
01:59:02.000 Toyotas are hard to go wrong.
01:59:03.000 I love Toyota.
01:59:04.000 Hard to go wrong with a Toyota.
01:59:05.000 I love Toyota.
01:59:06.000 I had Jeeps for a while.
01:59:07.000 But I started, my mother had the 83 Toyota Celica.
01:59:11.000 That was our first car. 0.52
01:59:12.000 We called it Brownie.
01:59:13.000 It got us everywhere.
01:59:15.000 Then we made the change to the 94 Jeep Grand Cherokee Forest Green.
01:59:19.000 We had that for a long time until we got the Hyundai Sonata that I got stolen by accident.
01:59:25.000 You know, it was the morning before, that was the night before the Brett Favre jet experiment that was going to happen.
01:59:33.000 You know, he went to the Jets.
01:59:35.000 I went to the store in my underwear that I always do up the block from my house. 1.00
01:59:40.000 Bought a vanilla Dutch and a set for life, and two fucking kids jumped in the car and just dipped. 1.00
01:59:45.000 Oh, no. 1.00
01:59:46.000 So.
01:59:47.000 And you were in your underwear?
01:59:48.000 I was in my underwear. 0.99
01:59:49.000 I had to fucking make the police report in underwear. 0.99
01:59:51.000 Why are you in underwear? 0.99
01:59:53.000 First off, that was the first question.
01:59:54.000 Why are you in underwear?
01:59:56.000 That's a solid question.
01:59:57.000 I said, Should I take them off?
01:59:59.000 You want me to take them off? 0.98
02:00:00.000 Are you crazy? 0.96
02:00:01.000 It does make the situation weirder. 0.99
02:00:03.000 It makes it all weirder.
02:00:05.000 Why I left with underwear on only.
02:00:07.000 Yeah, it was hot out.
02:00:08.000 I wouldn't advise that.
02:00:09.000 No, no, don't do that.
02:00:11.000 Even if you're going to your local store.
02:00:13.000 Did you do things to the Sequoia?
02:00:15.000 Did you put a lift on it?
02:00:17.000 Yeah, I put the lift on it.
02:00:17.000 What'd you do?
02:00:19.000 Did you change the tires?
02:00:20.000 Yeah, some 35s, some Toyos. 1.00
02:00:21.000 Oh, shit, look at you. 1.00
02:00:22.000 I went nuts. 1.00
02:00:23.000 I got the crazy rack.
02:00:25.000 Yeah, I got a roof rack, the whole deal.
02:00:27.000 I even got a roof rack.
02:00:29.000 Nice.
02:00:31.000 No, but I really, you know, I'm trying to throw the Dobbinsons kit on there, so it's really lifted.
02:00:35.000 And I want to go, I want to do like a Dakar rally vibe.
02:00:40.000 Okay, so do you want to take this and just go out into the woods and camp out for a while?
02:00:43.000 I want to do that too.
02:00:45.000 But I want to drive to the unknown.
02:00:47.000 Just drive over through the unknown.
02:00:48.000 Yeah.
02:00:49.000 There's a trip that these guys.
02:00:51.000 It's probably not.
02:00:52.000 It's not the move.
02:00:53.000 It's too big.
02:00:54.000 I need.
02:00:54.000 It's too burly.
02:00:55.000 Old Land Cruisers are the move.
02:00:57.000 I need.
02:00:57.000 Like 80 series Land Cruisers.
02:00:59.000 I need something that's a little bit more mobile.
02:01:01.000 You're right.
02:01:02.000 I've been looking to go maybe Mitsubishi Pejero.
02:01:07.000 Right hand drive or.
02:01:08.000 You know what's real good?
02:01:09.000 Is the Lexus GX.
02:01:12.000 Yeah.
02:01:12.000 Oh, that's the one.
02:01:13.000 A little soft.
02:01:14.000 The comfort.
02:01:14.000 Uh huh.
02:01:15.000 Comfort. 0.98
02:01:16.000 But also, a lot of dudes take those and put lifts on them, and there's a lot of aftermarket stuff available for them.
02:01:22.000 Because they're so luxury. 0.85
02:01:23.000 And they're so fucking reliable. 0.97
02:01:25.000 That's that Toyota motor. 0.97
02:01:26.000 Yeah, you can't go wrong with Toyotas.
02:01:27.000 Bro, they know that.
02:01:28.000 They try to go Toyota.
02:01:29.000 Holler at me.
02:01:30.000 Come on. 1.00
02:01:30.000 I'm the perfect goddamn Toyota. 1.00
02:01:31.000 Yeah, I have a 95 Land Cruiser. 0.99
02:01:36.000 Yeah.
02:01:37.000 I love those things.
02:01:38.000 Champagne?
02:01:38.000 What color?
02:01:39.000 No, it's silver.
02:01:40.000 Silver.
02:01:40.000 Silver.
02:01:41.000 It's Lexus Atomic Silver.
02:01:42.000 I had it painted.
02:01:43.000 Oh, my God.
02:01:45.000 It's dope.
02:01:45.000 Yeah.
02:01:46.000 She gets me crazy.
02:01:47.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:01:47.000 And that fucking thing you got the Raptor, the Hennessy. 1.00
02:01:50.000 Oh, yeah, I got the Raptor. 1.00
02:01:51.000 It's more than the Hennessy.
02:01:52.000 What is it? 1.00
02:01:52.000 The fucking VSOP. 1.00
02:01:54.000 No, it's the Hennessy. 1.00
02:01:55.000 It's the Hennessy 1000.
02:01:56.000 So they take a Raptor R and turn it into a 1,000 horsepower pickup truck. 0.87
02:02:01.000 It's ridiculous.
02:02:02.000 Totally necessary. 0.90
02:02:03.000 It's 100%.
02:02:05.000 Do you overland here?
02:02:06.000 No. 1.00
02:02:07.000 Just fucking drive the streets. 1.00
02:02:08.000 Yeah. 0.99
02:02:08.000 Well, I've taken it out to ranches before, though. 0.99
02:02:10.000 I've taken it out to ranches.
02:02:12.000 You need that vehicle for the ranch.
02:02:13.000 It helps.
02:02:13.000 Yeah.
02:02:14.000 It definitely helps when you're getting over stuff.
02:02:16.000 Those things have so much wheel travel, those Raptors.
02:02:19.000 They're so good, especially the Hennessy because it's even more lifted.
02:02:22.000 It's so good at articulating over spaces.
02:02:24.000 You're saying independent arms?
02:02:27.000 Well, it's just the suspension is designed to be pliable, right? 0.56
02:02:30.000 It's like when you're going over fucked up ground, it moves with it.
02:02:34.000 The thing about those old Land Cruisers is that they all had solid axles front and rear.
02:02:40.000 That's like a real hardcore off-roading vehicle.
02:02:46.000 Durable.
02:02:47.000 And because it turns like the side.
02:02:50.000 You've seen like guys going overlanding with land cruisers where they have like the crazy.
02:02:56.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:02:58.000 With the rocks where they're going over like.
02:03:00.000 Dudes get obsessed with those weird trails, like just getting up them.
02:03:03.000 I'm starting to be.
02:03:05.000 I'm just.
02:03:08.000 The burn is there.
02:03:08.000 I'm just little by little.
02:03:10.000 Soon you'll see me in fucking Moab going crazy through the rocks. 0.98
02:03:14.000 For real. 0.99
02:03:15.000 She got a Jeep.
02:03:16.000 Jeeps are really good for that because they're real small.
02:03:19.000 They're not very big, you know.
02:03:21.000 Two door Jeep or four door Jeep.
02:03:22.000 They're real small, easy to move. 0.99
02:03:24.000 A lot of fucking stuff that you could get put on them. 0.99
02:03:27.000 A lot of aftermarket stuff for Jeeps. 1.00
02:03:29.000 How much fun is that to put shit on things? 0.99
02:03:31.000 Oh, so fun. 1.00
02:03:31.000 Like to fucking soup things up. 1.00
02:03:33.000 So exciting. 0.98
02:03:36.000 I'm working on an 87 M6 right now that I've had just sitting there in my garage for 12 years.
02:03:41.000 Really?
02:03:42.000 About to give it a new life.
02:03:43.000 What are you going to do to it?
02:03:44.000 Baja.
02:03:45.000 Really?
02:03:45.000 Making it a rally car, lifting it.
02:03:47.000 Holy shit. 0.99
02:03:48.000 Big wheels. 1.00
02:03:50.000 Really?
02:03:51.000 I'm done dropping things.
02:03:52.000 I'm only lifting things now. 0.98
02:03:54.000 I've dropped every fucking BMW I've ever had to the ground where you're just scraping. 0.99
02:03:54.000 Wow. 0.99
02:03:59.000 You're subconsciously preparing for the end of civilization.
02:04:01.000 Bro, I think so.
02:04:02.000 We're going to have to go off the roads. 1.00
02:04:03.000 I got the Japanese G.I. Joe truck. 0.98
02:04:07.000 I'm prepping everything.
02:04:08.000 Yeah.
02:04:09.000 You have an apocalypse vehicle.
02:04:10.000 Yeah.
02:04:11.000 I recommend those.
02:04:12.000 You should get one.
02:04:13.000 When things go sideways, you've got to have something that can go away from the road.
02:04:17.000 100%.
02:04:18.000 Apocalypse vehicle.
02:04:20.000 You're on the highway, you're stuck? 1.00
02:04:21.000 I can't even get in the fucking thing right now. 0.99
02:04:24.000 I could, but it wouldn't be as good. 1.00
02:04:25.000 It sucks. 1.00
02:04:26.000 It's those seats that hug your ass. 1.00
02:04:29.000 I don't want anyone hugging my ass. 1.00
02:04:31.000 Little tying guy with a cigarette, man. 1.00
02:04:32.000 Fucking with his legs crossed in the car. 1.00
02:04:32.000 Exactly. 1.00
02:04:34.000 Like this.
02:04:36.000 Like the real deep bend.
02:04:37.000 Bro, who could cross their legs with the deep bend?
02:04:40.000 My nuts don't allow that. 1.00
02:04:42.000 It's a European thing. 1.00
02:04:43.000 Art Shapir does it.
02:04:45.000 He sits like that, but he's fine.
02:04:46.000 Ask him about his nuts.
02:04:47.000 What do they do when that happens?
02:04:50.000 Tucks them in there somewhere.
02:04:52.000 They go in the space, the gap, the gap between the two legs.
02:04:56.000 You know?
02:04:57.000 That's a crazy way to sit for your own subconscious to know that's how you're sitting. 1.00
02:05:01.000 That your shit's tucked. 1.00
02:05:01.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:05:02.000 You're crushing nuts.
02:05:03.000 Yeah, nah.
02:05:04.000 I can't do it.
02:05:04.000 Well, you and I both have tree trunk legs.
02:05:06.000 Yeah, no, that's true.
02:05:07.000 There's no way.
02:05:08.000 It won't work like that.
02:05:09.000 There's no way.
02:05:10.000 Go over there like that.
02:05:11.000 I could barely do it.
02:05:12.000 Let's do it.
02:05:12.000 Let's do it.
02:05:13.000 Adam Corolla talks about this.
02:05:15.000 He's like, it's a thing that liberals do to let you know that they think the way you think.
02:05:20.000 To sit like that is unreal.
02:05:22.000 It's like they've got this cross, like, well, it's like a feminine expression.
02:05:26.000 I'm not threatening.
02:05:27.000 I'm basically progressive.
02:05:29.000 You know, I'm, you know, I've got the legs in the proper position.
02:05:33.000 It's letting you know.
02:05:34.000 Yeah.
02:05:35.000 It's all body language. 1.00
02:05:36.000 Whereas Trump sits like this with his hands over his balls. 1.00
02:05:39.000 Fucking. 1.00
02:05:40.000 He holds his hands. 1.00
02:05:41.000 Everything's open.
02:05:41.000 Yeah.
02:05:42.000 He's got like, look at the hover right over his cock. 1.00
02:05:46.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:05:52.000 That's so ridiculous. 0.99
02:05:53.000 Oh, man. 1.00
02:05:54.000 Well, women always get mad on subways because men man spread. 1.00
02:05:58.000 But the reason why is that's how our hips are designed. 1.00
02:06:00.000 What is this? 1.00
02:06:01.000 The microphone's running on his cock? 1.00
02:06:03.000 That's ridiculous. 1.00
02:06:04.000 Oh, man. 0.99
02:06:06.000 That is ridiculous. 0.99
02:06:07.000 It's a funny picture. 0.88
02:06:08.000 So, how did Ancient Aliens, that show that you did, you getting high watching Ancient Aliens, how'd that even start?
02:06:15.000 Vice was about to fucking take over the History Channel.
02:06:18.000 And they just needed content? 0.99
02:06:20.000 No. 0.99
02:06:20.000 I was like, yo, you guys are fucking bugging. 0.99
02:06:23.000 You're not taking this off. 0.99
02:06:24.000 This has to stay.
02:06:26.000 Like, yo, ancient alien, this comes with vice.
02:06:29.000 Like, this is now going to be transferred.
02:06:31.000 And they were like, I don't know if we could do it. 1.00
02:06:33.000 So I had to go and speak to the homie who invented it. 0.99
02:06:37.000 He gave me his blessings.
02:06:39.000 I sat with him for like four hours. 1.00
02:06:41.000 He was talking shit to me, whatever. 1.00
02:06:45.000 Convinced him. 1.00
02:06:47.000 He was, I was like, yo, this is not a joke. 0.56
02:06:49.000 Like, everything is tongue in cheek and ridiculous, but this is how it makes us feel.
02:06:54.000 I'm a proponent. 0.77
02:06:56.000 I'm a believer.
02:06:57.000 If I need to talk to Giorgio Sukalos, bring him here.
02:07:01.000 Whatever.
02:07:02.000 So he believed me and he, like, he gave us the blessing.
02:07:05.000 He recently, he didn't recently pass, but he passed a couple of years ago and.
02:07:08.000 Well, who did?
02:07:09.000 Giorgio?
02:07:09.000 No, not Giorgio, but the main creator.
02:07:13.000 His name is fucking stupid. 1.00
02:07:14.000 Giorgio's the meme. 1.00
02:07:16.000 He's the meme, yeah.
02:07:17.000 He's the hare.
02:07:17.000 I'm not saying it's aliens.
02:07:18.000 He's the hare.
02:07:19.000 But it's aliens. 0.98
02:07:20.000 But there's a lot of other sicko dudes on there that I know. 0.98
02:07:22.000 Oh, yeah. 0.97
02:07:23.000 Well, there's a lot of them.
02:07:24.000 Sean Eric, the guy who just died, also.
02:07:26.000 Von Denneken?
02:07:27.000 Von Dennett, yeah.
02:07:28.000 Eric Von Denneken.
02:07:29.000 Eric Von Denneken, yeah.
02:07:31.000 I met him.
02:07:31.000 Really?
02:07:32.000 Yeah, my friend Eric Weinstein brought me to a lunch where he was at, and I had a chance to talk to him about.
02:07:39.000 What he believes and all this stuff.
02:07:41.000 He was all in on the idea that aliens definitely came down here and built everything.
02:07:46.000 I'm more of a believer that there was an ending of civilization and a rebirth of it, and that what we're looking at is some incredible technology that humans had invented a long fucking time ago.
02:07:59.000 And that's what's responsible for all these structures that we don't understand. 0.99
02:08:03.000 Like the ones in Mexico are crazy, man. 0.81
02:08:05.000 They didn't know, they just uncovered those. 0.96
02:08:08.000 I didn't know that until like.
02:08:09.000 Not that long ago.
02:08:11.000 Yeah, these were. 1.00
02:08:12.000 I thought the Aztecs built all that shit. 1.00
02:08:14.000 Well, think about all these things that they're finding now. 1.00
02:08:16.000 Like, I've seen recently, like, all these pyramids they're finding in Antarctica.
02:08:21.000 Well, I know that there's one mountain.
02:08:26.000 Or in China.
02:08:27.000 It's just odd looking. 1.00
02:08:28.000 Yeah, the odd looking nature of it.
02:08:32.000 There's, like, domes and, like, points underneath.
02:08:35.000 It looks weird.
02:08:37.000 That one looks weird.
02:08:38.000 There's a bunch of them in the Amazon that look really weird.
02:08:41.000 Like, when they do the LIDAR.
02:08:42.000 Underneath the riverbed, there's like civilization under there.
02:08:46.000 There's like true civilization in certain areas of the Amazon.
02:08:50.000 Yeah, I have a friend of mine, Luke Caverns, who goes and explores these things all the time.
02:08:54.000 We were actually just talking about one of them that I think is in Peru.
02:08:59.000 I sent it to him and I asked him, I said, hey, is this legit?
02:09:02.000 And he's like, yeah, absolutely.
02:09:03.000 Not only is it legit, but you can't get there.
02:09:05.000 Like, it's a really hard place to visit, it's almost impossible to get there.
02:09:09.000 And no one's really looked into it in terms of like, here it is.
02:09:14.000 I found it.
02:09:14.000 So, what'd they do?
02:09:15.000 An overhead?
02:09:16.000 Well, they have images of it, and you look at the image and you're like, whoa, what is going on here?
02:09:20.000 Like, this is weird.
02:09:22.000 Like, the image here I'm saying.
02:09:23.000 It's like full civilization along the bank.
02:09:25.000 Well, it's in the middle.
02:09:26.000 In the middle of the water.
02:09:27.000 I think it's deep in the jungle, and I think it's very difficult to get to.
02:09:31.000 But the thing is, a lot of the jungle, a lot of the Amazon, a lot of this stuff is.
02:09:35.000 There's areas where people don't necessarily know how many people were living there a thousand years ago or two thousand years ago.
02:09:43.000 It could have been like densely packed.
02:09:44.000 Like, look at that.
02:09:45.000 That looks like a densely packed area with people. 0.99
02:09:47.000 What the fuck is that? 0.99
02:09:48.000 Like, that does not look. 0.99
02:09:50.000 That's the AI version.
02:09:51.000 But go back to that.
02:09:52.000 That's a real picture.
02:09:54.000 Bro, that does not look natural at all.
02:09:56.000 It doesn't match anything around it.
02:09:58.000 That's crazy.
02:09:59.000 It looks like something that someone built.
02:10:02.000 It doesn't mean that it's something that someone built, and it might just be that angle, right? 0.99
02:10:06.000 If you look at it from the other side, it might look like bullshit. 0.82
02:10:08.000 But from that angle, there's angles of. 0.99
02:10:11.000 There's isosceles right there.
02:10:13.000 There's.
02:10:19.000 How this triangular situation is going on.
02:10:25.000 They say, but it said in that image.
02:10:27.000 But it don't look like it's four sides.
02:10:29.000 It looked like five sides.
02:10:30.000 Boom, boom, boom.
02:10:31.000 Boom, boom.
02:10:31.000 It's hard to say.
02:10:32.000 No, it could be four.
02:10:33.000 It just could be four.
02:10:35.000 Because where it is, if you just reverse it, you just reverse what you're saying.
02:10:38.000 So it says geologists refer to this formation as Cerro Elcano, attributing its sharp angles and pyramid like structure to the slow, patient work of wind, rain, and erosion over countless centuries.
02:10:38.000 You're right.
02:10:50.000 Or someone built it.
02:10:51.000 Like, if you're not exploring it and you're saying that this thing that looks just like a pyramid, you think it was made by pyramid, by slow, patient work of wind and rain.
02:11:01.000 But there's no other rock around it.
02:11:04.000 Why didn't the patience happen there?
02:11:05.000 This is a straight up plane.
02:11:07.000 It doesn't make any sense.
02:11:08.000 This is a jungle plane. 1.00
02:11:09.000 That looks like a person built it.
02:11:11.000 Those are right angles.
02:11:12.000 And it's covered with bushes.
02:11:14.000 So you've got to think what did it look like when it.
02:11:16.000 And they haven't gone and checked it out.
02:11:18.000 I'll tell you what Luke said to me because Luke is actually an expert in this stuff.
02:11:22.000 This is what he does.
02:11:23.000 He goes and visits these places.
02:11:26.000 And he was telling me, it's like this stuff is so strange because there's a bunch of these kind of structures that are in the jungle.
02:11:34.000 All of them haven't been explored, and there's a lot of resistance.
02:11:37.000 He says it's deep in uncontacted tribe land.
02:11:40.000 There's a small river that can get you within the 25 mile mark.
02:11:44.000 He said it's crazy out there.
02:11:47.000 So it's just like you just have a really difficult time in getting to it.
02:11:51.000 I mean, there's a river that can get you within 25 miles of it.
02:11:55.000 Okay.
02:11:56.000 And then what?
02:11:56.000 Then you've got to walk through the jungle 25 miles to get there.
02:11:59.000 What does it look like on Google Earth?
02:12:02.000 What does it look like though? 0.99
02:12:05.000 I know, but get that stupid little dot off of it. 0.98
02:12:07.000 That's right at the border of Peru and Brazil? 0.99
02:12:10.000 Bro, what's under there?
02:12:14.000 I want to know what's under there. 0.99
02:12:19.000 Boy, that does look like a fucking pyramid, man. 0.99
02:12:21.000 That looks like a pyramid that's covered with bushes. 0.99
02:12:23.000 Yeah, out in the middle of nowhere.
02:12:27.000 Those are other ones?
02:12:27.000 They find all of them.
02:12:28.000 Hey, look at that.
02:12:29.000 It's in a similar line.
02:12:31.000 It looks like it's in a pattern of a star in the sky.
02:12:35.000 Right, the tree, the tree, boom, boom, boom, and then that.
02:12:38.000 Yeah, it's weird.
02:12:39.000 Oh, here's another one.
02:12:41.000 Did you see that they think that there's a second sphinx in Egypt?
02:12:45.000 Yeah.
02:12:46.000 Yeah, so they've done scans of this area where a second sphinx would be, and there's something under the sand.
02:12:51.000 That's the size of a sphinx.
02:12:53.000 Would it be next to the original one?
02:12:55.000 It's in the same area, like the same area.
02:12:57.000 So you have your pyramids, and then there's a sphinx, and on the opposite side, there's another sphinx.
02:13:02.000 But the sphinx isn't the sphinx.
02:13:03.000 It was something else.
02:13:04.000 The face was something else, right?
02:13:06.000 They think.
02:13:06.000 They think the face was a lion's face, and then.
02:13:10.000 Well, like that dog, that long snouted dog that they have?
02:13:15.000 Could be.
02:13:15.000 I don't think they think it's that, though.
02:13:17.000 I think they think it's a lion.
02:13:22.000 And so there's one exactly opposite of it.
02:13:25.000 I mean, and so this one, what does it look like when they showed that image, the scan?
02:13:31.000 I mean, I don't think there's anything there.
02:13:32.000 But what did the scan say?
02:13:34.000 I don't.
02:13:35.000 See, that's a scan.
02:13:35.000 Would you scroll up?
02:13:37.000 And it said something above it.
02:13:39.000 It said, scans hinting at complex megastructure beneath the Giza Plateau.
02:13:44.000 And so satellite images of the Giza Plateau reportedly captured this dune, which the signal processing researcher claims measures approximately 108 feet tall.
02:13:58.000 The first sphinx sits slightly below the surrounding surface in a shallow depression, so it's quite possible the second sphinx could be hidden beneath this higher mound.
02:14:08.000 So it's in the right position where a second sphinx would be.
02:14:13.000 Because I think.
02:14:14.000 Side by side.
02:14:15.000 Would they be side by side?
02:14:17.000 No, I don't think so.
02:14:18.000 I think they.
02:14:19.000 It's like the pyramids are in the center, sphinx going that way, sphinx going that way.
02:14:23.000 I think that's the idea.
02:14:24.000 Does sphinx appear in pairs more than once?
02:14:28.000 Are they.
02:14:29.000 Would they look in for it because that's a normal.
02:14:32.000 Like, set up?
02:14:36.000 Like, what's the normal configuration of sphinxes?
02:14:38.000 Yes, sphinxes frequently appear in pairs in ancient Egypt, Greek, and Roman art, often acting as guardians in pairs or long avenues at temple entrances rather than as solitary monuments like the Great Sphinx.
02:14:50.000 I mean, that makes sense, right?
02:14:52.000 If they're facing opposite ways, also, the ones guarding the exit, the ones at both entrances, they're far away from each other, though.
02:14:58.000 Right, but far in relative position to how far the sphinx is from the pyramids in the first place.
02:15:04.000 Well, then we'd have to ask, like, Do they appear in pairs far away from each other, not next to each other?
02:15:09.000 Because that's sort of saying like they're guarding doors next to each other.
02:15:11.000 Well, there's guarding lions.
02:15:13.000 I understand, but.
02:15:14.000 Or just entrances.
02:15:15.000 If there's two entrances, you need them.
02:15:17.000 Well, let's put that into perplexity.
02:15:19.000 Ask it when sphinxes appear in pairs, what is the configuration?
02:15:30.000 What is the configuration?
02:15:33.000 What is the configuration?
02:15:38.000 So maybe it'll tell us there and give us maybe they are like right next to each other, and then this doesn't make any sense.
02:15:43.000 In both Egyptian art and architecture, sphinxes very often appear in pairs, usually flanking an axis such as a road, doorway, or staircase.
02:15:52.000 So, like two in front of a doorway.
02:15:55.000 Temple approaches, rows, or pairs of sphinxes commonly line the processional roads with one on each side of the central path.
02:16:03.000 So, usually, like on two sides of a door, gates and doorway, gateways and doorways, pair of sphinx orientation idea.
02:16:11.000 Modern popular writers often say one faces east and the other faces west.
02:16:15.000 Okay, well, that's different.
02:16:17.000 That's what they would have found.
02:16:20.000 So, it's possible that they did it in several different ways, but often in twos.
02:16:25.000 So, if they do have one big sphinx and there's another, yeah, but it's pulling that from a Facebook post talking about this potential second one.
02:16:33.000 Oh, interesting.
02:16:34.000 Interesting.
02:16:35.000 So, it might be harsh.
02:16:36.000 Just a grain of salt with.
02:16:37.000 It is all right.
02:16:38.000 We won't know until they get in there, but if they if it is there and it's just under sand, that's not that big of a deal because they had to uncover this one.
02:16:46.000 When this one does it take to excavate these things, it'll take a while.
02:16:50.000 I mean, it's a lot of sand, like but depends on how many workers, how many machines.
02:16:54.000 Also, they have to do it carefully.
02:16:55.000 Oh my goodness, you want to make sure you don't fuck up the sphinx. 0.99
02:16:59.000 But if there is a sphinx under there, that would be fucking nuts. 0.98
02:17:03.000 They found a second sphinx and they dug it out and they're like, oh, look at that sphinx. 0.99
02:17:07.000 Oh, that's a lady's head. 1.00
02:17:10.000 With one today. 1.00
02:17:12.000 The nurturer.
02:17:13.000 That's weird. 0.53
02:17:14.000 What a weird head.
02:17:14.000 Like, it's got pointy ears, right?
02:17:16.000 Are those ears pointy, or is that just where the hair goes?
02:17:18.000 Hair.
02:17:20.000 How weird. 1.00
02:17:22.000 Well, maybe it was a chick. 0.99
02:17:23.000 And they're like, nah, make it my face. 1.00
02:17:25.000 One big chick. 1.00
02:17:27.000 One big breast? 1.00
02:17:27.000 One big chick. 1.00
02:17:28.000 Yeah, one hard one. 1.00
02:17:30.000 Fucking arm is jacked. 1.00
02:17:31.000 Yeah, I don't like it. 1.00
02:17:32.000 A little too much.
02:17:33.000 Yeah, I mean, total recall. 1.00
02:17:35.000 Three breasts if you want. 1.00
02:17:37.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:17:37.000 Isn't it weird that we like two, but we don't like three? 1.00
02:17:39.000 Yeah, no, three is gross. 0.77
02:17:40.000 Three is gross.
02:17:41.000 Because it's weird, that middle part.
02:17:43.000 You don't want the separation. 0.98
02:17:44.000 Natural, you don't want like a third, it's like a fucking weird ornament. 1.00
02:17:48.000 You know how a girl would have to be to pull off a third tit. 0.99
02:17:52.000 They'd be like, I think I like it. 0.99
02:17:54.000 I didn't like it when I first met her, but now I really like it.
02:17:56.000 Why not?
02:18:00.000 We're in the future, total recall. 1.00
02:18:01.000 But if it was normal to have three boobs, that's what we would like.
02:18:04.000 That's what's weird. 1.00
02:18:06.000 Like the female shape, the desired female shape, like the fertility doll shape.
02:18:10.000 It's very weird how that could have been a bunch of different shapes. 0.99
02:18:14.000 Like for an ant, it's something a little honey on its ass. 0.99
02:18:16.000 Exactly. 0.99
02:18:18.000 But this is also a thing. 1.00
02:18:19.000 Why are we so obsessed with ass? 1.00
02:18:21.000 I know, I am obsessed with an ass, and shit comes from it. 1.00
02:18:24.000 Like you shit. 1.00
02:18:26.000 Horrible things from your ass, but yet I love looking at that ass. 1.00
02:18:31.000 People are complex. 1.00
02:18:32.000 And I dream of biting that ass. 1.00
02:18:34.000 When I know fecal comes from it. 1.00
02:18:34.000 Like, why? 1.00
02:18:37.000 People are confusing.
02:18:39.000 We're confusing to each other.
02:18:41.000 I'm confused at myself.
02:18:43.000 You should be.
02:18:44.000 I really am.
02:18:45.000 But I love myself.
02:18:48.000 Mike Tyson told me to never speak bad about myself because my subconscious doesn't know whether I'm joking or not.
02:18:55.000 Right.
02:18:56.000 Ooh, that's wise. 0.99
02:18:57.000 I think he heard that from fucking Bruce Lee, though. 0.99
02:18:59.000 I'm not going to lie. 1.00
02:19:00.000 I heard Bruce Lee say that on some shit recently. 1.00
02:19:01.000 I was like, damn, Mike. 1.00
02:19:03.000 And then I heard Bruce Lee say it. 0.99
02:19:04.000 There's something true to that, for sure.
02:19:06.000 There's no doubt.
02:19:07.000 No doubt.
02:19:08.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:19:08.000 You know, I always call myself a jerk or a schmuck. 1.00
02:19:10.000 I'm not. 0.99
02:19:11.000 What's this, Jeremy?
02:19:12.000 I'm looking at the oldest known pictures of the Sphinx.
02:19:15.000 This is the oldest known?
02:19:16.000 So part of it's still underground.
02:19:18.000 Somewhere around 1850 to 1860.
02:19:20.000 Wow.
02:19:20.000 I'm trying to find a year on that.
02:19:22.000 It's actually 1892.
02:19:24.000 That's nuts.
02:19:26.000 It looks so strange.
02:19:27.000 The whole thing is so strange, man.
02:19:29.000 That place is so old.
02:19:32.000 Just even if you just go by what they think, which is 4,500 years ago, they built this thing.
02:19:38.000 That's so crazy. 0.95
02:19:40.000 That's so fucking long ago. 0.98
02:19:41.000 Well, now they're gonna have fucking Rico Verhoeven and uh and who else fight there, right? 0.99
02:19:46.000 Oh, yeah, and Usik and fucking Verhoeven fight there. 0.99
02:19:50.000 That's nuts. 0.99
02:19:51.000 That's kind of bugged out.
02:19:52.000 It is kind of bugged out, but I like the idea of using the backdrop.
02:19:57.000 No, the natural arenas, natural wonders arena.
02:20:01.000 We should have it in Rome.
02:20:02.000 We should have it, you know, by the way, it's hot. 1.00
02:20:04.000 Fuck out there. 0.99
02:20:05.000 It's in the sandstorms. 1.00
02:20:07.000 How's this going to work?
02:20:08.000 What are they going to do?
02:20:09.000 How's this going to work?
02:20:10.000 Right. 0.99
02:20:10.000 What if there's a fucking sandstorm in the middle of the fight and they get sand in their eyes? 0.99
02:20:13.000 They're swinging blind. 1.00
02:20:14.000 They fucking tried to do it in Times Square. 1.00
02:20:16.000 It was a mess. 0.99
02:20:17.000 Yeah, that didn't work out so well.
02:20:18.000 The fights weren't that good either.
02:20:20.000 Except Teofimo.
02:20:21.000 Teofimo fought really well.
02:20:22.000 Well, you got to have.
02:20:24.000 You got to bring the right people.
02:20:25.000 Yeah.
02:20:27.000 Someone was saying that it's almost like they're paying them so much that these guys are scared to lose.
02:20:31.000 That they're.
02:20:32.000 You know what I mean?
02:20:33.000 Like that was the argument about that.
02:20:35.000 That Times Square car.
02:20:36.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00
02:20:37.000 Because the Saudis came in and just went. 1.00
02:20:39.000 Throwing that brake truck, man. 1.00
02:20:43.000 They don't like rap, huh?
02:20:44.000 Open the door.
02:20:47.000 They probably do.
02:20:48.000 They haven't hollered at me.
02:20:53.000 Oh, man.
02:20:54.000 I would go there.
02:20:56.000 Yeah.
02:20:56.000 I'd be interested in seeing the Middle East.
02:20:59.000 I'd be interested to see.
02:21:00.000 It'd be interesting to see all these places, man.
02:21:02.000 I've been to a lot of places on earth, but never over there.
02:21:05.000 I've been to Dubai.
02:21:08.000 Briefly for a UFC weigh in and the UFC, which was in Abu Dhabi.
02:21:12.000 So I've been there for that.
02:21:13.000 And?
02:21:14.000 It was great.
02:21:15.000 That was a long time ago.
02:21:16.000 But obviously, it was the best possible conditions there with the UFC, staying in a nice hotel.
02:21:23.000 But a lot of money over there, man.
02:21:24.000 I'll tell you that.
02:21:25.000 Like when you're in Dubai, and this was quite a while ago.
02:21:28.000 So Dubai is even crazier now.
02:21:30.000 I mean, the construction there is just nuts. 0.82
02:21:32.000 It's just so fucking high tech and everything's beautiful and no crime. 0.90
02:21:39.000 Looks like it seems like a great place to be. 0.93
02:21:42.000 Yeah, I know people just move to Dubai just because there's no crime.
02:21:45.000 Yeah, but there's no hash either. 0.72
02:21:47.000 Yeah, right.
02:21:48.000 There's hash, but they're not letting you smoke it.
02:21:50.000 Bro, you get caught with that.
02:21:51.000 You go to jail forever. 1.00
02:21:52.000 Bro, they're the ones who have been making it for fucking millions of years. 1.00
02:21:55.000 What the hell? 1.00
02:21:55.000 I know, isn't that crazy? 1.00
02:21:56.000 What are they doing?
02:21:57.000 They're keeping it for themselves.
02:21:58.000 I wonder why they make it so illegal over there.
02:22:01.000 It doesn't make sense.
02:22:02.000 Yeah. 0.99
02:22:03.000 You know, because if they didn't, I wonder if they're just worried about people behaving foolishly because they don't have any tolerance for fucking around over there. 0.99
02:22:10.000 Well, you fucking see Amsterdam. 0.99
02:22:12.000 That place is a goddam mess when it comes to weed. 1.00
02:22:14.000 Even since they made weed legal in America, in some places, it's a fucking carnival. 1.00
02:22:20.000 It's terrible. 1.00
02:22:22.000 It makes it.
02:22:23.000 Amsterdam is?
02:22:23.000 Huh?
02:22:24.000 No, no, no.
02:22:25.000 Just places in America also.
02:22:26.000 Like New York, now that weed is legal, it's disgraceful.
02:22:29.000 In what way?
02:22:31.000 Just the culture, like people smoking weed in the street, like.
02:22:36.000 Openly.
02:22:37.000 Not just openly, but like obnoxiously.
02:22:39.000 Like everything is obnoxious.
02:22:41.000 Like weed smoke everywhere?
02:22:42.000 It's not just that.
02:22:43.000 It's just the way it's done is obnoxious.
02:22:45.000 Mm hmm.
02:22:46.000 It's just like we can finally do it legally. 0.99
02:22:48.000 Yeah, let's fucking go. 1.00
02:22:49.000 Let's be real stupid about it. 1.00
02:22:51.000 Do you think that that'll eventually settle down and this is just because it's a new thing that's legal? 0.99
02:22:56.000 I think so.
02:22:56.000 Probably.
02:22:57.000 And it's really not even the people who, like, you know, it's not like I'm a connoisseur of smoking weed, but I kind of am.
02:23:06.000 Right.
02:23:07.000 And I like to do it in a certain way, but I'm not judging how anyone else does it, but I feel like my way is best.
02:23:13.000 I hear what you're saying.
02:23:14.000 Nice and chill.
02:23:15.000 Yeah.
02:23:16.000 Chilling in the crib.
02:23:17.000 You don't want to annoy other people with it.
02:23:19.000 That's the problem.
02:23:20.000 Not having to be like old school back in the day.
02:23:22.000 I used to come into class smelling like the most weed that I possibly could because that was what I was trying to exude.
02:23:28.000 I was trying to be cool.
02:23:30.000 Come in smelling like the stuff.
02:23:32.000 You have your friends blowing on you?
02:23:33.000 Blowing on me. 1.00
02:23:34.000 Bro, you go in and you're like, whoo, who's fucking smelling? 0.99
02:23:38.000 That was like some rush. 0.98
02:23:40.000 Being in class and that happened.
02:23:40.000 Right.
02:23:42.000 And you're all stoned and shit in the back. 1.00
02:23:44.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00
02:23:46.000 It worked out for you.
02:23:47.000 It did.
02:23:47.000 A lot of people probably thought it wouldn't, though, right?
02:23:49.000 There's no doubt about it.
02:23:51.000 Are you kidding me?
02:23:51.000 Yeah.
02:23:53.000 I've been sold short my whole life.
02:23:55.000 It would be funny, too, those people that had a bad opinion of it back then, and they look at you now and like, boy, did I call that one wrong?
02:24:01.000 Just in general, man, like, I did all right.
02:24:05.000 I did all right.
02:24:08.000 I've been reflecting a lot under the stars and in nature.
02:24:12.000 Well, I'm just having.
02:24:13.000 When you're overlanding?
02:24:14.000 Yeah, because when I'm not overlanding, now I'm camping.
02:24:16.000 Whoa.
02:24:17.000 Now I'm camped.
02:24:18.000 Stay.
02:24:19.000 Now I'm at camp, base camp.
02:24:21.000 Now I'm on the ground.
02:24:22.000 Yeah, I'm grounding.
02:24:24.000 Take my shoes off, feel the grass.
02:24:26.000 Dude, I went down a crazy space rabbit hole last night.
02:24:30.000 I was going down this rabbit hole of black holes.
02:24:34.000 And you remember, Jamie, I told you about that black hole that they found that's as big as our galaxy?
02:24:39.000 Yeah.
02:24:41.000 Not our galaxy, excuse me, our solar system.
02:24:43.000 They found a black hole that is so big that it's bigger than from here all the way to Pluto.
02:24:50.000 Well, they found one now that's bigger than our galaxy.
02:24:54.000 They found a black hole that's larger than the.
02:24:58.000 I think it's called Phoenix A. See if we can find the Phoenix A black hole.
02:25:03.000 If it's larger than the galaxy, there's really no measurement of what this is. 0.98
02:25:08.000 To even think about you saying, yo, it's bigger than our galaxy, what the fuck is that? 0.99
02:25:12.000 What the fuck is that? 0.99
02:25:13.000 The way this person in this video was explaining. 0.99
02:25:15.000 Explaining it, it's so insane because the amount of time that it would take for a black hole to suck in that much matter to become that massive, there's not enough time since the birth of the universe.
02:25:29.000 So they're confused as to how it's formed.
02:25:31.000 They're like, well, maybe we're wrong about how these things are formed.
02:25:34.000 It's roughly 100 times larger than the distance between the Sun and Pluto, with a diameter of roughly 590 billion kilometers.
02:25:44.000 Unlike many supermassive black holes that inhabit star formation, That inhibits star formation.
02:25:49.000 Phoenix A is currently in a phase of rapid growth, consuming enough matter to grow about 60 solar masses per year.
02:25:56.000 This activity drives high rates of star formation in its surrounding galaxy. 0.99
02:26:01.000 Fuck. 0.99
02:26:02.000 Is there any way to diagnose this black hole from here? 1.00
02:26:06.000 Can we see it through any telescope, any high powered thing?
02:26:08.000 Well, they detected it, but I don't understand how they detect it.
02:26:11.000 But any of them.
02:26:12.000 Can we see any of them in real time?
02:26:13.000 You can't really see a black hole.
02:26:15.000 What you see is everything around the black hole getting sucked into it.
02:26:18.000 Yeah, well, you see some sort of weird movement, no?
02:26:21.000 Right.
02:26:21.000 I saw this.
02:26:23.000 I thought you were headed towards this.
02:26:24.000 I saw this within the last couple of days.
02:26:27.000 Anton Petrov?
02:26:28.000 No, no.
02:26:28.000 The Milky Way lives in this thing called a void that is like a black hole, but it's like 2 billion light years across.
02:26:36.000 And we're in the middle of it.
02:26:38.000 What?
02:26:38.000 Look at that picture as an example of what that would be.
02:26:42.000 Wow.
02:26:43.000 There's nothing else around us.
02:26:45.000 That's perfectly clear.
02:26:45.000 So is that circle supposed to be the Milky Way?
02:26:48.000 Yeah, that would be the Milky Way.
02:26:49.000 That's the galaxy.
02:26:53.000 Billion light years to get to the direction.
02:26:54.000 But that's Earth.
02:26:55.000 I know.
02:26:56.000 Again, it's not the best.
02:26:58.000 Earth is in the Milky Way, so it's showing you that.
02:27:00.000 Okay, so the Milky Way is just in the center of a void.
02:27:03.000 Is that uncommon?
02:27:06.000 I don't know.
02:27:07.000 It's like, are all these galaxies in the center of a void?
02:27:07.000 That's the thing.
02:27:10.000 But just the idea that there's a supermassive black hole out there that's 100 times more massive or 100 times larger than the distance between Earth and Pluto.
02:27:21.000 Like, what?
02:27:22.000 What do you think?
02:27:23.000 What?
02:27:24.000 This is why we have to be smoking weed in front of a green screen talking about this and having weird people come on and comment.
02:27:34.000 Have you been paying attention to this news about these UFO researchers and scientists that have been going missing?
02:27:38.000 That are going missing?
02:27:39.000 Yeah.
02:27:39.000 What do you think of that?
02:27:42.000 Listen, don't top doctors go missing.
02:27:44.000 Don't top physicists go missing. 1.00
02:27:46.000 Don't fucking Ash. 1.00
02:27:47.000 All these fucking people who are in. 1.00
02:27:49.000 Facts. 1.00
02:27:50.000 You know?
02:27:51.000 Power positions.
02:27:52.000 Not even.
02:27:53.000 Just position of high intelligence, knowledge.
02:27:55.000 Yeah.
02:27:56.000 They go bye bye. 0.99
02:27:57.000 The best heart surgeons on earth, seven of them were on the same fucking plane that went down. 0.99
02:28:02.000 What do you know? 0.99
02:28:03.000 The best, whatever, whatever.
02:28:06.000 They just found the cure for cancer. 0.99
02:28:08.000 These 10 doctors, they're on a PJ to fucking who the hell knows where, and they go down. 0.73
02:28:12.000 Jesse wrote a good write up about them all that I think explains the angle we would prefer to hear about, you know, like conspiracies and UFOs and stuff. 0.96
02:28:21.000 So he thinks it's a conspiracy?
02:28:22.000 No, he's laying out the possibility of it being a conspiracy, at least from that angle.
02:28:27.000 It's just crazy that all these top doctors and top things and physicists and just like these people just disappear.
02:28:33.000 One of them was a general who's also a.
02:28:35.000 He's the. 1.00
02:28:36.000 Generals know shit. 1.00
02:28:37.000 He's the king. 1.00
02:28:37.000 He was. 1.00
02:28:38.000 He was in charge of, I think, the UFO program.
02:28:41.000 Right.
02:28:42.000 If there is one.
02:28:43.000 If there is one.
02:28:44.000 But if you did.
02:28:45.000 Didn't he just leave the house with just a gun?
02:28:49.000 I don't.
02:28:49.000 Yeah.
02:28:50.000 That's on the screen what he left with.
02:28:53.000 He took a red backpack, his wallet, and a.38 caliber revolver.
02:28:58.000 Left behind his phone.
02:28:59.000 He left behind his phone.
02:29:00.000 His wife reported him missing within three hours.
02:29:02.000 Despite FBI involvement, Air Force Office of Special Investigation, search dogs, drones, helicopters, horseback teams, Fleer sweeps and 700 canvas households.
02:29:13.000 No confirmed sightings of McCasland has ever surfaced.
02:29:17.000 Surveillance cameras covered both ends of his street.
02:29:20.000 None captured his direction of travel.
02:29:22.000 After weeks of searching, the only item recovered was a gray Air Force sweatshirt a mile east of his house.
02:29:29.000 Testing could not confirm it was his.
02:29:32.000 So he was the first one to disappear and then the hair came off?
02:29:37.000 He was the first one to disappear and then another one disappeared.
02:29:40.000 And they're like, well, they actually might have worked together.
02:29:42.000 And then, like, every other day, it's like, now another one and another one and another one.
02:29:46.000 Also, if you knew something that the whole world didn't know, like, if you knew the human race was just a bunch of soul containers for some super advanced alien race that just uses us as a farm.
02:29:58.000 Yeah, here's the purpose.
02:29:59.000 And you're like, what's the purpose?
02:30:00.000 His name pops up is because his name was in the. 1.00
02:30:02.000 Oh, just an empty body with fucking aliens hosting us. 0.99
02:30:06.000 Hacked emails from Hillary Clinton's campaign chairman, John Podesta, revealed correspondence from Tom DeLong. 1.00
02:30:12.000 Naming McCaslin directly.
02:30:15.000 DeLonge?
02:30:16.000 I'm saying it wrong, right?
02:30:17.000 No, it's Tom DeLonge.
02:30:18.000 DeLonge.
02:30:19.000 DeLonge wrote that McCaslin helped assemble his advisory team, was deeply aware of what DeLonge was trying to achieve, had received a four hour briefing on the project.
02:30:29.000 DeLonge added that McCaslin ran the laboratory at Wright Patterson where the Roswell material was shipped.
02:30:37.000 But that's all speculation.
02:30:40.000 What's the part?
02:30:41.000 The Roswell material.
02:30:42.000 They keep talking about Roswell and this and that.
02:30:45.000 There's so much.
02:30:46.000 Why are they. 1.00
02:30:47.000 Why is it always like focused on that shit? 1.00
02:30:49.000 Sorry, we don't have headphones on. 1.00
02:30:51.000 He did run, it was in charge of the Air Force lab at Wright Pat.
02:30:51.000 Say it again.
02:30:55.000 That's why it's linked to the Roswell material.
02:30:57.000 That could be the part you put in parentheses, but he did run that lab.
02:31:03.000 It's all very interesting because that is the lore was that that's where the wreckage was shipped.
02:31:11.000 And then the one we were talking about yesterday, Monica Rez, I looked her up. 0.98
02:31:15.000 She is known for being on a patent of some super metal alloy. 1.00
02:31:19.000 I was looking that up yesterday.
02:31:21.000 That doesn't mean anything specifically.
02:31:23.000 This is the lady that vanished.
02:31:24.000 Right. 0.98
02:31:25.000 She was the lady that was hiking.
02:31:26.000 Her friend turned around, saw her, kept hiking, said something to her, kept hiking, turned around a little while later, and she was gone.
02:31:33.000 No one ever found her.
02:31:34.000 Co invented an alloy called Mondoloy, which is used in rocket engines currently.
02:31:39.000 Dun, dun, dun.
02:31:40.000 Come on. 1.00
02:31:42.000 And maybe working on some new shit. 1.00
02:31:43.000 Uh huh. 1.00
02:31:44.000 Maybe. 0.98
02:31:46.000 I mean, those people who got those patents to all those metal, like the fucking guy who got the patent to the clip that turns the gun into an automatic or the. 0.98
02:31:54.000 Mm hmm. 1.00
02:31:55.000 That's that shit. 1.00
02:31:56.000 Right. 1.00
02:31:58.000 Those little components turn bigger things into like super situations.
02:32:03.000 Well, this is like a crazy alloy for spaceships.
02:32:05.000 Yeah, but just because you need that.
02:32:08.000 Of course.
02:32:08.000 But it's kind of weird that that lady is the lady that goes missing.
02:32:12.000 So if you were a competitor country, I could see why you'd want to take out one of those scientists.
02:32:18.000 You know, definitely. 0.99
02:32:19.000 If you were involved in another industry that might be harmed by her work, like if her work would make your work obsolete, you might want to get rid of her. 0.99
02:32:30.000 Get rid of her?
02:32:31.000 Look, that's always happened.
02:32:31.000 That's right.
02:32:33.000 People have always done that.
02:32:34.000 You can't take it out of the equation.
02:32:35.000 You've got to thoroughly investigate.
02:32:37.000 This is, it's a story as old as time.
02:32:40.000 It is, right?
02:32:41.000 You get rid of one person, the next one comes in.
02:32:43.000 If they're threatening to you, they go bye bye.
02:32:48.000 Especially in big business. 0.99
02:32:50.000 Rocket engines and alloys and space travel and something as small as fucking numbers betting. 0.99
02:32:57.000 They kill you for betting numbers. 0.99
02:32:58.000 They're not going to kill you for that.
02:33:02.000 Truth.
02:33:03.000 Nothing but truth, man.
02:33:05.000 Well, listen, brother.
02:33:07.000 Thanks for being here.
02:33:08.000 Tell us, everybody, one more time your album. 0.99
02:33:11.000 Gives a fuck. 1.00
02:33:12.000 We do. 1.00
02:33:12.000 Come on, dog. 1.00
02:33:13.000 No, I'm not here for that.
02:33:14.000 I'm just here to say hello.
02:33:15.000 I'm going to get people to check it out. 1.00
02:33:17.000 You think they're going to give a shit? 1.00
02:33:18.000 I think they will. 1.00
02:33:19.000 Yeah, they like it. 0.98
02:33:20.000 Fucking Planet Frog coming out real soon, man. 0.98
02:33:24.000 We're dropping now. 1.00
02:33:25.000 Yo, you already know that hype shit. 1.00
02:33:28.000 Hype shit. 1.00
02:33:29.000 You know, I got all kinds of things. 0.99
02:33:31.000 I got many projects on the way for the year. 0.99
02:33:34.000 Fuck, that's delicious. 1.00
02:33:35.000 Always. 1.00
02:33:35.000 That's always going down. 1.00
02:33:37.000 You know that.
02:33:37.000 Always.
02:33:38.000 Boy, shout out to KG Barbecue. 0.98
02:33:40.000 Yo, come on.
02:33:41.000 Made him a star.
02:33:42.000 That was a good workout.
02:33:42.000 Yeah.
02:33:44.000 KG or KB?
02:33:45.000 KG.
02:33:46.000 Okay.
02:33:46.000 I wanted to make sure.
02:33:46.000 KG, yeah.
02:33:48.000 Like I said, I just want to come and work out with you and just fucking chill, kick it, talk some fucking fights. 0.99
02:33:53.000 Anytime, sir. 0.99
02:33:54.000 That's it.
02:33:54.000 Yeah.
02:33:54.000 Anytime.
02:33:55.000 It's always fun to hang with you.
02:33:56.000 You too, bro. 0.95
02:33:57.000 Like I said, I don't give a fuck about my album. 0.98
02:33:57.000 Come on, brother. 0.98
02:34:00.000 Fuck that shit. 1.00
02:34:01.000 Fuck everything else. 1.00
02:34:03.000 I'm here for a good time. 1.00
02:34:04.000 Well, it was a good time.
02:34:06.000 Thank you.
02:34:06.000 Appreciate you always.
02:34:07.000 You too, my brother.
02:34:08.000 All right.
02:34:08.000 All right.
02:34:09.000 Bye, everybody.