The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience #2505 - Tom Segura

00:00:02.000 Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out.

00:00:04.000 The Joe Rogan Experience.

00:00:06.000 Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day.

00:00:12.000 Tommy Buns.

00:00:13.000 What's that name, dude?

00:00:15.000 I watched two episodes of the new season.

00:00:17.000 Oh, thank you. 0.97

00:00:18.000 Ridiculous. 1.00

00:00:19.000 It's so ridiculous. 1.00

00:00:20.000 So you. 1.00

00:00:21.000 That show is so you. 0.99

00:00:22.000 I don't want to give anything away, but the dance one, I was fucking crying. 0.99

00:00:27.000 I was crying. 0.97

00:00:28.000 And the Freaky Friday one.

00:00:30.000 Yeah, yeah, it was Jamie.

00:00:34.000 Oh, my God.

00:00:35.000 Oh my God, they're so fun.

00:00:37.000 They're so fun.

00:00:38.000 It seems so fun for you.

00:00:41.000 It's the most fun I have.

00:00:42.000 It's like, it's so, it is one of the best examples of like a one mind, like one person's mind in a show.

00:00:51.000 Without like a whole bunch of people saying, don't do that, don't do this.

00:00:51.000 Yeah.

00:00:55.000 They give us no restraints in the craziest, greatest sense.

00:01:01.000 Like they really are like, do whatever you want to do. 0.99

00:01:03.000 The Kevin Nealon one, the first one was so fucking ridiculous. 1.00

00:01:08.000 It's so you. 0.99

00:01:10.000 It's such a great time.

00:01:11.000 The dance one, you know, I went to six rehearsals for that.

00:01:14.000 Dance rehearsals.

00:01:15.000 Dancing is hard.

00:01:16.000 It was so hard.

00:01:17.000 Remember when you did the Stephen Seagal thing?

00:01:19.000 Yeah.

00:01:20.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:01:21.000 And I had to do a bunch of rehearsals for that.

00:01:23.000 For people that hadn't seen it, that's you and Bert made a dance video.

00:01:27.000 Like, you guys had a competition.

00:01:28.000 See who's in the last one?

00:01:29.000 He was just saying we should all do one.

00:01:31.000 And then I was like, yeah, okay.

00:01:34.000 And then he just dropped one.

00:01:35.000 So there was no, like, let's both do one.

00:01:38.000 And then he was like, I'm a better dancer. 1.00

00:01:40.000 And I was like, Eat shit, dude. 1.00

00:01:44.000 There's something about him saying he's better at something that's infuriating. 1.00

00:01:48.000 It's so crazy because it's just like wild, unhinged confidence, you know?

00:01:56.000 And the truth is, I got to give him his credit.

00:01:58.000 He is capable of so much of this stuff, too.

00:02:00.000 Oh, he's a great athlete.

00:02:01.000 Great.

00:02:02.000 That's why he's so confident about stuff.

00:02:04.000 He dropped a bunch of weight, and then in our, we did our 5K a few weeks ago for the Netflix is a joke, we did a 5K again.

00:02:13.000 From last year to this year, he dropped 16 minutes off of his time. 0.99

00:02:17.000 Holy shit. 0.99

00:02:18.000 I mean, I was like, dude, that was crazy. 1.00

00:02:20.000 He dropped 50 pounds, too.

00:02:21.000 Can you imagine doing a 5K with a 50 pound vest on?

00:02:24.000 It's crazy.

00:02:25.000 It's really.

00:02:26.000 I think about that every time I work out with a vest on, and my vest that I usually work out with is only 25 pounds.

00:02:31.000 25.

00:02:32.000 Which is like a normal amount that people lose.

00:02:34.000 Yeah.

00:02:34.000 Like, this is crazy how much harder everything is.

00:02:36.000 So much harder.

00:02:37.000 Yeah.

00:02:38.000 It's great to wear those on like a hike, and you take it off, and you're like, oh my God.

00:02:42.000 I have a 35 pounder I wear when I walk.

00:02:44.000 The dog, and then I have another one that's this uh, it's an actual um backpack frame that I put plates on it, and I can get it up to 90 pounds. 0.98

00:02:52.000 I did a hike with a 50 on, and I had to take that shit off. 0.99

00:02:55.000 It's fucking hard, man. 1.00

00:02:56.000 It's really hard. 0.99

00:02:57.000 The 45 I do with one 45 pound plate, so like the backpack itself is probably about four pounds, and then the plate is like another 45.

00:03:03.000 That shoulder neck area just starts to just go through.

00:03:06.000 It's rough, yeah, it's really rough.

00:03:08.000 I do it before hunting season though, because it's like the best thing to prepare you, yeah, for actually having a backpack on, yeah, like because you don't realize how you're carrying a bow.

00:03:17.000 You're carrying.

00:03:18.000 I don't pack my whole camp on my back.

00:03:20.000 Like some guys, when they go out into the backcountry for like eight, 10 days, they'll have an 80 pound, 60 pound pack because they've got their food for like a week in there.

00:03:31.000 And then they have like their bedding and they have like some kind of a shelter.

00:03:34.000 Do you go hunt like that?

00:03:36.000 Like that level?

00:03:36.000 I don't do that anymore.

00:03:37.000 I've done it a few times.

00:03:38.000 You have?

00:03:39.000 But I don't like it.

00:03:41.000 My boys are hitting me up.

00:03:42.000 Like they want to go hunting.

00:03:43.000 Really?

00:03:44.000 Yeah, because I take them shooting, but we just shoot targets.

00:03:47.000 Oh, well, we have a lease out here.

00:03:48.000 We could take you pig hunting.

00:03:50.000 Oh, my goodness. 1.00

00:03:50.000 They have to kill them. 1.00

00:03:51.000 They have so many of them, dude. 0.99

00:03:54.000 It's the craziest infestation of animals you've ever seen.

00:03:58.000 You hear them in the bushes.

00:04:00.000 They sound like demons.

00:04:01.000 They're everywhere.

00:04:02.000 There's so many of them, dude.

00:04:04.000 That's crazy. 1.00

00:04:05.000 Texas has millions and millions of pigs. 0.99

00:04:08.000 Is it really that many? 0.98

00:04:09.000 I don't even know what the full number is.

00:04:09.000 Oh, yeah.

00:04:11.000 But they don't know because it goes up every month.

00:04:14.000 So the thing is, wild pigs have as many as three litters a year, and they could have as many as six piglets per litter.

00:04:21.000 Jesus.

00:04:22.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:04:22.000 And they start giving birth at six months old. 0.99

00:04:24.000 And then do they do the thing?

00:04:26.000 Because with a lot of animals that they.

00:04:30.000 Say you can hunt these, it's because they are destroying, like, oh, yeah, destroying everything.

00:04:36.000 So, what is the number?

00:04:36.000 Really?

00:04:38.000 2.6 to 4 million wild pigs.

00:04:40.000 Isn't that nuts?

00:04:42.000 That's in Texas.

00:04:43.000 That's just Texas.

00:04:45.000 That's just Texas. 1.00

00:04:47.000 2.6 to 4 million is fucking bonkers. 0.99

00:04:50.000 How long does that hunting season last here? 0.99

00:04:52.000 It's 100% all day long at night. 0.93

00:04:55.000 You shoot them with night vision. 1.00

00:04:57.000 Yeah, you can shoot them every day, all day. 0.97

00:05:00.000 The only time I've ever hunted in my life was hog hunting in Florida.

00:05:04.000 Well, they taste great.

00:05:06.000 I mean, like barbecued pig, if you do it right, you have to be careful because you can get trichinosis if you undercook it.

00:05:13.000 It's not like pork that you get from a restaurant.

00:05:15.000 They're eating everything, they eat each other.

00:05:18.000 Like if one pig dies, sometimes they die in fights.

00:05:22.000 They fight with each other and they die, or sometimes they get hit by a hunter and they live and then they die.

00:05:26.000 Then the pigs eat them.

00:05:28.000 So they'll eat dead deers, they'll eat skunks, rats, anything. 0.66

00:05:31.000 Anything, anything, anything.

00:05:33.000 So you just have to cook it well. 0.99

00:05:34.000 You've got to cook the shit out of it. 0.99

00:05:35.000 But if you eat a pig that's been eating acorns, oh, they're delicious. 0.99

00:05:40.000 I got one in California once, the first pig that I shot, and we smoked it on this Traeger, like slow smoked a ham.

00:05:49.000 It was sensational.

00:05:50.000 It was so good.

00:05:51.000 It was so good, dude.

00:05:52.000 It's like a darker meat than pork that you get from the store.

00:05:56.000 I got to take them because they're asking a lot.

00:06:00.000 There's a good friend of mine named Jesse Griffiths.

00:06:02.000 He owns Die Due Restaurant, and he's an awesome chef, like an amazing chef.

00:06:07.000 And Daidoué, if you've never been there before, you got to go there. 0.96

00:06:10.000 It's fucking incredible. 0.95

00:06:11.000 And it's a lot of his, like, Texas wild game that he serves. 0.99

00:06:15.000 He serves, like, Neil Guy, which is like.

00:06:19.000 So the only animals that you can serve that you hunt are ones that people own, like exotics or pigs.

00:06:27.000 So he has, like, wild boar sausage.

00:06:30.000 He has a place here?

00:06:31.000 Yeah, it's called Daidoué.

00:06:33.000 Oh, I think I have that written down on my list. 1.00

00:06:34.000 It's legit.

00:06:37.000 What I was going to say is, Jesse.

00:06:38.000 He has a cooking school.

00:06:40.000 It is.

00:06:40.000 It's number three on my list.

00:06:42.000 Oh, it's super legit.

00:06:44.000 It's one of the first places I went when I moved here.

00:06:46.000 Really?

00:06:46.000 Yeah, because he had been on my friend Steve Ranella's podcast.

00:06:50.000 And then he came on my podcast.

00:06:51.000 And when he was on Steve's, I was like, God, that guy's so interesting.

00:06:53.000 Who is that guy?

00:06:54.000 And then he introduces me to him.

00:06:56.000 And then we went hunting together, Steve and I, in South Texas, like right on the Mexican border.

00:07:02.000 And Jesse went too.

00:07:04.000 And Jesse cooked for us.

00:07:05.000 Oh, my God.

00:07:06.000 It was sensational.

00:07:07.000 He's so good.

00:07:07.000 Oh, my God.

00:07:08.000 He cooks diver ducks.

00:07:11.000 And diver ducks are kind of gross.

00:07:13.000 Because they're the ones that go under the water and they eat all the mulch at the bottom and stuff.

00:07:16.000 But what he does is he has some kind of crazy marinating process.

00:07:20.000 So he marinates them for like an extended period of time and then he grilled them.

00:07:25.000 And Dai Due serves what kind of food?

00:07:27.000 It's mostly, it's like they have steaks, they have fish, they have everything, but it's mostly Texas food.

00:07:33.000 Like Texas redfish, Texas wild hog.

00:07:33.000 Texas food, okay.

00:07:37.000 He has Neil Guy ceviche.

00:07:40.000 It's so good.

00:07:41.000 Anything better than befriending a chef?

00:07:43.000 It's the greatest.

00:07:44.000 He's a great guy, too.

00:07:45.000 And what I was going to say is he has a whole school where, what is it called, Jamie?

00:07:51.000 Something.

00:07:54.000 We'll figure it out.

00:07:55.000 Jamie will find it.

00:07:56.000 But he has this school where he'll teach you how to hunt, teaches you how to butcher the animal, how to break it down into cuts, and then he teaches you how to cook it.

00:08:05.000 Really?

00:08:06.000 And he does it with a small amount of people.

00:08:06.000 Yep.

00:08:08.000 So it's like, you know, six, eight people or something in a small group.

00:08:12.000 And they'll take from the beginning.

00:08:13.000 Like, I've never shot a gun before.

00:08:14.000 Fine.

00:08:15.000 Don't worry about it.

00:08:16.000 From the beginning.

00:08:16.000 This is how you use a rifle.

00:08:18.000 Yeah.

00:08:19.000 This is the safety.

00:08:20.000 Make sure you never point the gun at anything other than the ground, never point it at a person, even if your finger's nowhere near the trigger.

00:08:26.000 All the safety stuff, and then takes you to a range, shows you how to sight it in, how to shoot the rifle, and then they take you hunting.

00:08:33.000 See, that, the most imposing, I think, part of.

00:08:36.000 New School of Traditional Cookery.

00:08:38.000 That's it.

00:08:39.000 The most imposing part of hunting to me is what do you do after you shoot the animal?

00:08:44.000 I can teach you some of that, too.

00:08:45.000 Show me some pictures here.

00:08:46.000 Show me the yummy pictures.

00:08:48.000 Like, he barbecues.

00:08:51.000 Like, his food is so.

00:08:52.000 Look at that, dude.

00:08:53.000 Come on, son.

00:08:54.000 What is that?

00:08:54.000 Like, some sort of a poor.

00:08:56.000 Whitetail boar?

00:08:56.000 What is this?

00:08:58.000 Oh, so it's a whitetail, a dough, and a big fatty boar.

00:09:02.000 Whoa.

00:09:03.000 And so, what is he doing?

00:09:04.000 He's making dried chiles and onions.

00:09:08.000 Oh, so nice.

00:09:11.000 And, unlike a lot of people, he likes old boars. 0.99

00:09:16.000 A lot of people say, Oh, you got to shoot a young one. 0.98

00:09:19.000 He's like, No, no, no. 0.79

00:09:20.000 I like the old ones because it's real flavor to me.

00:09:22.000 You just got to know what you're doing.

00:09:23.000 Yeah, he knows what he's doing.

00:09:25.000 Do you like cooking?

00:09:26.000 I do like cooking.

00:09:27.000 I used to cook more.

00:09:29.000 But I do, I enjoy the process.

00:09:32.000 I love getting a recipe, getting the ingredients together, and cooking a meal.

00:09:36.000 Well, then you'll love doing this.

00:09:37.000 I would love to try that. 0.99

00:09:38.000 Because it'll be something that you shot yourself. 0.99

00:09:40.000 Oh, my God. 0.99

00:09:41.000 Hook me up with him, please.

00:09:42.000 Yeah, for sure.

00:09:42.000 I would love to.

00:09:43.000 And on top of it, you're literally helping the environment. 1.00

00:09:46.000 They have to be killed. 1.00

00:09:46.000 That's cool. 1.00

00:09:48.000 Yeah, I'm telling you, these guys are asking me on a daily basis.

00:09:52.000 You know Taylor Sheridan, the guy who produced the Tailstump?

00:09:55.000 Sure.

00:09:55.000 He's a friend of mine, and he has a giant ranch.

00:09:57.000 Yeah, he's like, I think he has the biggest ranch in Texas.

00:09:57.000 It's crazy.

00:09:59.000 Yeah, and he had a pig problem. 1.00

00:10:01.000 So he literally brought in these fucking special ops guys and they trained, like as if they were going to go attack some insurgents to kill pigs. 1.00

00:10:11.000 Really? 1.00

00:10:12.000 Yeah, they plotted it all out.

00:10:13.000 They strategized. 1.00

00:10:14.000 They made a plan and they went out and they fucking annihilated like a bunch of pigs. 1.00

00:10:19.000 That's pretty fucking rad. 1.00

00:10:20.000 Well, pretty, yeah, in pretty violent ways. 0.98

00:10:22.000 I'm sure.

00:10:24.000 Like, there's some crazy videos online of people using thermite.

00:10:28.000 Do you know what?

00:10:28.000 No, not thermite.

00:10:29.000 What's that stuff called, Jamie, that blows up?

00:10:31.000 Tamarite.

00:10:31.000 Tannerite?

00:10:33.000 Tannerite. 0.98

00:10:33.000 That's how they're blowing up the pigs. 0.98

00:10:34.000 So, what they do is they'll set up a feeder.

00:10:36.000 Yeah.

00:10:37.000 And then at the feeder, they have tannerite.

00:10:39.000 And so, like, when the feeders go off, the animals hear it and then they run towards the feeder.

00:10:43.000 And usually the feeder is for deer.

00:10:45.000 And then the pigs usually kick the deer. 1.00

00:10:47.000 And the deer just say, fuck this. 1.00

00:10:49.000 And they run out of there. 1.00

00:10:49.000 And you got like 30, 40 pigs. 1.00

00:10:51.000 And so, fucking blow these pigs to smithereens. 1.00

00:10:55.000 Bro, it's so wrong. 1.00

00:10:57.000 But see if you can find any videos of one where they're like on a feeder because the camera's like really close.

00:11:03.000 The camera's like 20 yards from it. 0.99

00:11:04.000 Holy shit. 0.99

00:11:05.000 Yeah, like these. 1.00

00:11:06.000 Like, watch this. 1.00

00:11:07.000 This is so fucked up. 1.00

00:11:08.000 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:11:09.000 They're just disintegrated.

00:11:11.000 And this is one of the beautiful things about Texas.

00:11:13.000 That's totally legal.

00:11:14.000 Totally legal.

00:11:15.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:11:15.000 You can shoot them out of helicopters, too. 0.99

00:11:17.000 And they needed to go. 1.00

00:11:19.000 Oh, they have to go.

00:11:20.000 There are so many of them, dude.

00:11:20.000 Yeah.

00:11:22.000 When I take you to the lease that we have with my friend Tyler from Archery Country, when you go there, as you're walking, you hear them in the bushes.

00:11:31.000 They sound like monsters.

00:11:32.000 That's where you're hunting now?

00:11:34.000 Yeah.

00:11:34.000 That's where you can hunt.

00:11:35.000 We want to take you.

00:11:35.000 Yeah, we have a lease there.

00:11:37.000 It's like an hour, 20 minutes from here, hour and a half.

00:11:37.000 Oh, nice.

00:11:40.000 I went a couple weeks ago to somebody's ranch. 0.95

00:11:42.000 It was fucking awesome. 0.95

00:11:42.000 Yeah. 0.95

00:11:43.000 It's pretty cool.

00:11:44.000 It was so cool.

00:11:45.000 And, like, he had his own range set up there, which was so fucking rad.

00:11:50.000 Yeah, that's the dream.

00:11:51.000 And we set up, I set up my youngest.

00:11:54.000 So we were shooting like pistols, and then the guy had the new Dev Grew SEAL Team 6 rifle.

00:12:03.000 And we laid, my son laid on the bed of the pickup, and he was like, just ping, ping, ping, ping.

00:12:09.000 He's like, I was 18 for 18.

00:12:10.000 I was like, Yeah, dude, you're ready to go.

00:12:12.000 How old is he?

00:12:13.000 Seven.

00:12:13.000 Oh, my God.

00:12:14.000 Yeah.

00:12:15.000 That's so exciting for a seven year old to be able to do something like that.

00:12:18.000 That's so exciting, man.

00:12:19.000 And if you could take him and he could shoot a pig, and then you guys can like have baby back ribs for dinner, it's going to change his whole life. 0.95

00:12:25.000 Oh, yeah. 0.99

00:12:26.000 He's going to go nuts for it.

00:12:26.000 He'll love it.

00:12:28.000 It's very exciting. 0.69

00:12:29.000 Speaking of violence, I was reading and researching Uday Hussein. 0.99

00:12:35.000 Man. 1.00

00:12:37.000 Yeah, dark.

00:12:38.000 He's the darkest. 0.96

00:12:39.000 The evilest. 1.00

00:12:40.000 Him and his brother. 0.97

00:12:41.000 But Uday was the worst.

00:12:42.000 He was the worst? 0.58

00:12:43.000 He was the worst, yeah.

00:12:44.000 He was the eldest.

00:12:45.000 Because I keep reading about dictators, you know?

00:12:48.000 And I was reading about Idi Amin and Mussolini, Stalin. 0.87

00:12:53.000 And then you get to Hussein.

00:12:54.000 Hussein's like a really interesting story, like from birth, right?

00:12:58.000 His mother didn't want him, which is a very.

00:13:00.000 Kind of unique thing, like a mother rejecting her own.

00:13:03.000 Why didn't you want him?

00:13:05.000 He, his father had died before he was born, and she thought, This, I don't want this kid.

00:13:12.000 And so, when he was born, she was like, He's a like a devil child.

00:13:18.000 Oh, Jesus.

00:13:19.000 And so, she rejected him from birth.

00:13:21.000 Meanwhile, she was right.

00:13:22.000 She was kind of right.

00:13:23.000 Isn't that crazy?

00:13:24.000 It is crazy.

00:13:24.000 It is right.

00:13:25.000 Do you think she made him that way?

00:13:27.000 I think usually when you see like these really, um, horrifically violent people.

00:13:34.000 And as adults, there's almost always childhood trauma and neglect.

00:13:40.000 I'm sure.

00:13:41.000 So that formula is almost always there.

00:13:43.000 So it's a self fulfilling prophecy.

00:13:45.000 I think it kind of is. 0.99

00:13:47.000 Or maybe she just fucking knew. 1.00

00:13:49.000 Maybe she had some gypsy instincts. 0.99

00:13:50.000 She just had a feeling. 1.00

00:13:51.000 She just knew.

00:13:52.000 This one, bad one.

00:13:54.000 But he was violent from a very young age.

00:13:57.000 Well, he was rejected from a very young age.

00:13:59.000 Exactly.

00:14:00.000 And he was an enforcer.

00:14:01.000 And, you know, he killed somebody as a teen.

00:14:04.000 Really?

00:14:04.000 But.

00:14:06.000 All of his violence while like president, what had you know, it was like politically motivated.

00:14:13.000 It was like to stay in power. 0.96

00:14:15.000 But Uday was just a sadist.

00:14:18.000 Yeah. 0.98

00:14:18.000 Like he just enjoyed killing for someone that looked at him wrong. 0.98

00:14:23.000 Oh, he would find women that were getting married. 0.98

00:14:25.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:14:26.000 He would steal them, rape them, and then feed them to his dogs. 0.99

00:14:30.000 He threw one off a hotel rooftop one time. 0.99

00:14:34.000 He killed a chef.

00:14:36.000 For oversalting the food, like right there in the kitchen, shot him in the head. 0.91

00:14:39.000 Oh my God.

00:14:40.000 He, like, he, he one time killed a guy at a party in front of the president of Egypt.

00:14:47.000 So the president was visiting Iraq.

00:14:49.000 Mubarak was visiting and he beat this guy and then shot him in the head at the party.

00:14:53.000 Oh my God. 0.62

00:14:54.000 Bro, you got to get out of here.

00:14:56.000 And then one time he went to a family party and he was pissed at his uncle and he pulled out a submachine gun and shot him. 0.63

00:15:05.000 He shot him in the leg.

00:15:07.000 And they had to amputate it, but he sprayed and he killed six other people. 0.99

00:15:11.000 Oh my god, just wild, crazy!

00:15:13.000 And then he was in charge of like the country's athletics, you know, he was like chairman of the Olympic team, and so he was like torturing athletes, he was just running wild.

00:15:25.000 Can you imagine a serial killer that's the prince of a country?

00:15:29.000 It's just absolutely insane.

00:15:31.000 First paragraph is about the Olympic team stuff he would do.

00:15:33.000 He had a lifelong obsession with brutal torture and murder, and would brutally torture athletes whenever they failed to win a match.

00:15:39.000 When athletes would fail to get in a soccer tournament, he would.

00:15:41.000 Forced them to repeatedly kick a concrete soccer ball.

00:15:45.000 Athletes who lost matches would be repeatedly dragged through a gravel pit, then immersed in a sewage tank to induce infection in their wounds.

00:15:53.000 Uday loved torturing and killing, and he would sometimes flog the athletes for three days if they failed. 0.97

00:16:00.000 Iron Maidens may have never been used in medieval times, but they were frequently used by Uday to punish athletes.

00:16:06.000 Oh my God, dude.

00:16:08.000 Yeah, he was.

00:16:09.000 Yeah.

00:16:10.000 Oh my God.

00:16:11.000 Yeah, it's just about that.

00:16:12.000 There's other stuff here, too.

00:16:13.000 Oh.

00:16:13.000 Egyptian president thing.

00:16:15.000 Yeah. 0.98

00:16:16.000 What's fucking crazy is, like, how long did he do that for? 0.95

00:16:19.000 I mean, he was born in 64, and he died in, what, 03? 0.98

00:16:25.000 Yeah.

00:16:27.000 Oh my god, listen to this one.

00:16:29.000 Scroll up a little bit.

00:16:31.000 According to his chief bodyguard, when Uday learned one of his close comrades who knew of his many misdeeds was planning to leave Iraq, he invited him to his 37th birthday and had him arrested.

00:16:40.000 An eyewitness at the prison where the man was held said members of Uday's militia grabbed his tongue with pliers and sliced it off with a scalpel so he could not talk.

00:16:48.000 A maid who cleaned one of Uday's houses said she once saw him lop off the ear of one of his guards and then use a welder's torch on his face.

00:16:56.000 His bodyguards would later say that at least 200 people died at his parties every year.

00:17:01.000 What?

00:17:01.000 So the worst thing.

00:17:02.000 200 people died at his parties every year.

00:17:05.000 Would be to be invited to his parties.

00:17:07.000 Imagine you get that invite and you can't not go. 1.00

00:17:10.000 Sin will definitely kill you. 1.00

00:17:12.000 Yeah. 0.98

00:17:12.000 So you've got to hope you're one of the people that don't. 0.98

00:17:16.000 Yeah.

00:17:17.000 Jesus Christ.

00:17:18.000 He was sweating and he lashed him.

00:17:21.000 He was a stickler for personal hygiene, recalled the butler.

00:17:23.000 He hated a smell of sweat.

00:17:24.000 One summer day, Uday stopped the butler and said, What the hell is that smell?

00:17:28.000 Uday ordered five fallaqua lashes on the butler's right foot and five on his right armpit.

00:17:34.000 Oh my God.

00:17:35.000 Oh my God.

00:17:37.000 At his boat club, Uday kept a monkey named Louisa in a cage in the kitchen. 0.97

00:17:41.000 Louisa had a taste for whiskey and was an angry drunk.

00:17:44.000 If one of Uday's friends passed out in the course of an evening or was caught napping, says a butler, Uday would have the friend thrown in the cage with Louisa, who would scratch at the poor inebriate's face.

00:17:56.000 Jesus Christ, dude.

00:17:57.000 Jesus Christ.

00:17:58.000 Yeah.

00:17:59.000 How crazy is that?

00:18:00.000 200 every year died at his parties?

00:18:02.000 I mean, yeah.

00:18:03.000 So he had parties all the time then?

00:18:05.000 All the time, yeah. 0.88

00:18:06.000 And just would kill people at his parties. 0.86

00:18:07.000 And the music would have to. 0.99

00:18:08.000 Keep going, and you would have to.

00:18:10.000 One time, he killed the guy for not laughing hard enough at his joke, so like at a party.

00:18:15.000 So he told a joke, and people laughed when I didn't laugh hard enough, and he shot him in the head at the party.

00:18:20.000 Holy, and then he was like, Looked at everybody, everyone's like, You gotta keep like having a good time, holy, because then you get it for reacting the wrong way.

00:18:31.000 How many people did he kill? 1.00

00:18:32.000 Oh my god, it's just, and they knew he was demonic, like they knew he was fucked. 1.00

00:18:38.000 But he's my boy, he's my son. 1.00

00:18:40.000 What do I do?

00:18:41.000 What do I do?

00:18:42.000 He's first in line.

00:18:42.000 What can I do?

00:18:44.000 What can I do?

00:18:44.000 He's going to be king someday.

00:18:46.000 Someday this will all be his.

00:18:47.000 Can you imagine?

00:18:48.000 Crazy.

00:18:49.000 If he had just taken over?

00:18:50.000 Like, crazy.

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00:19:53.000 I wonder how old he was when he killed his first person.

00:19:53.000 Yeah.

00:19:56.000 Oh, probably teen, like his dad.

00:19:59.000 Probably.

00:20:00.000 If not, it was definitely by the time he was like 20.

00:20:03.000 And they would just, you know, the boys would just run through that country with like unlimited funds, unlimited access, and no repercussions whatsoever.

00:20:15.000 Wild.

00:20:16.000 Yeah.

00:20:17.000 It's like the worst formula for that personality trait.

00:20:20.000 And it's probably never.

00:20:24.000 There's never been a time where you had access to the kind of guns that they had, the weapons, cars.

00:20:30.000 And squads.

00:20:31.000 They had kill squads.

00:20:32.000 You know, he had his own kill squad.

00:20:34.000 Jesus Christ.

00:20:35.000 Yeah, he was probably the most, I mean, in modern times, the most sadistic guy in power that we've seen, I think.

00:20:43.000 I don't think there's anyone.

00:20:44.000 No one even sounds close to that.

00:20:45.000 No.

00:20:46.000 Idi Amin was pretty crazy, too. 0.98

00:20:48.000 He was pretty crazy. 0.99

00:20:49.000 I bet that guy got a nuke. 0.92

00:20:52.000 Uday?

00:20:52.000 Yeah.

00:20:53.000 Yeah.

00:20:53.000 Oh, no.

00:20:54.000 100% would use it.

00:20:54.000 Day one, maybe.

00:20:55.000 Yeah, 100%.

00:20:57.000 You know how crazy that is?

00:20:57.000 Let's see what happens.

00:20:59.000 Yeah.

00:21:01.000 Which is why you want to keep powers in check when it comes to, like, when certain people rise to power, why everybody goes, we can't let this guy get access.

00:21:10.000 That guy.

00:21:10.000 Yeah.

00:21:11.000 Yeah.

00:21:12.000 Well, that is a crazy thing about Saddam.

00:21:14.000 Because how old was Saddam when they killed him?

00:21:16.000 He had to have been, what, 60s or 70s?

00:21:18.000 Was he 70 yet?

00:21:20.000 So if he, let's say he was 70, he had maybe 20 years left.

00:21:25.000 Yeah, because on your way out is probably when you want to do it, right? 0.94

00:21:27.000 Maybe Uday would have fucking taken him out if it took too long. 0.92

00:21:31.000 You know? 0.99

00:21:32.000 Uday would probably, he'd probably push him off a cliff or something.

00:21:35.000 My father fell hiking.

00:21:35.000 Easily.

00:21:37.000 I miss him so much.

00:21:38.000 Anyway.

00:21:39.000 Anyway.

00:21:40.000 Don't forget his dad used mustard gas on his own people, a nerve agent.

00:21:47.000 Wow, imagine what life was like thousands of years ago. 0.73

00:21:53.000 Especially in one of those, like under one of those regimes.

00:21:55.000 Yeah.

00:21:56.000 Yeah.

00:21:56.000 There were always people like that.

00:21:57.000 There's always been horrible, evil rulers.

00:22:00.000 Yeah, what's his name?

00:22:02.000 The Impaler.

00:22:03.000 Oh, Vlad.

00:22:04.000 Vlad Tepes.

00:22:05.000 God. 0.86

00:22:05.000 Yeah. 0.86

00:22:06.000 Oh, he was dark, dude. 0.99

00:22:08.000 He would, just for intimidation, he would set up geometric patterns of poles so that, like, when the enemy was coming close to where his country was, as they were entering into the area, he would have geometric patterns of poles with all of the soldiers that he killed. 0.98

00:22:27.000 Impaled, right?

00:22:27.000 Impaled.

00:22:28.000 Some of them still alive.

00:22:28.000 All of them.

00:22:30.000 And so you're talking like thousands and thousands and thousands.

00:22:33.000 It goes on for miles and miles. 0.82

00:22:35.000 He would have like the entire road, like every 400 feet or something like that, be a guy on a pole. 0.99

00:22:41.000 So that you go, like, where the fuck are we going? 0.97

00:22:42.000 And so you want to talk about morale killer. 0.99

00:22:45.000 Like you're realizing how successful this guy's already been at killing people who came this way.

00:22:45.000 Yeah.

00:22:50.000 Yeah.

00:22:51.000 And then you're, you know, being forced.

00:22:53.000 You're some farmer who got conscripted.

00:22:55.000 Yeah.

00:22:56.000 Would you read Jeremy?

00:22:57.000 At his parties, which you're saying, like, you know, you have to go to, he made you drink.

00:23:02.000 And there was a special drink he came up with.

00:23:02.000 Of course.

00:23:05.000 The cup of friendship.

00:23:07.000 And in some cases here it's called the cup of friendship.

00:23:10.000 He'd line the entertainers up and they gave him 10 minutes to drink it.

00:23:14.000 Oh my God.

00:23:14.000 It's 90% alcohol, sometimes including drugs.

00:23:18.000 And if you didn't, there were punishments.

00:23:21.000 Oh my God.

00:23:21.000 Having the hair and eyebrows shaven off, being beaten enough to stand without touching their faces.

00:23:27.000 Oh my God.

00:23:28.000 So there's also, I was reading, there was an assassination attempt in 1996 and he was shot somewhere between 7 and 17 times.

00:23:34.000 Oh my God.

00:23:35.000 And his secretary said he got way worse after that.

00:23:37.000 That oh, really?

00:23:38.000 So, there's a lot of people saying he was impotent, and that made him he did not like those. 0.99

00:23:42.000 Oh, he got shot in the dick, he did not like those claims. 1.00

00:23:45.000 Some of the outside in my ear, some of this is real fucked up. 1.00

00:23:48.000 Like, he was taping some of these rapings. 0.99

00:23:52.000 Yeah. 0.83

00:23:53.000 Blackmail. 1.00

00:23:54.000 It's all very fucked up. 1.00

00:23:57.000 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:23:58.000 Oh, my God.

00:23:58.000 On to the next one.

00:24:00.000 So, like, but like, usually those stories about that type of behavior are from like 600 years ago.

00:24:07.000 Like, just like an older time where you're like, oh, that was just a different moral compass existed.

00:24:07.000 You know what I mean?

00:24:13.000 And then you kind of go to now, you're like, that was.

00:24:15.000 That was not long ago.

00:24:16.000 That was 20 years ago.

00:24:18.000 Sony Handicam.

00:24:19.000 Yeah.

00:24:20.000 He's got someone there filming it.

00:24:21.000 Yeah.

00:24:21.000 And he would send it when he sent his kill squads to do stuff.

00:24:23.000 He would always be like, record it so I could watch it later.

00:24:27.000 Oh, Jesus Christ. 1.00

00:24:29.000 And they would just, you know, cut people's ears off and shit. 1.00

00:24:32.000 How did he die? 1.00

00:24:34.000 He died in post war.

00:24:38.000 I think it might have been a bombing, right?

00:24:38.000 Was it a bombing?

00:24:40.000 They went after him, I think.

00:24:42.000 Unless I was reading the details of this.

00:24:43.000 There's a.

00:24:46.000 Missile bomb.

00:24:47.000 1 p.m.

00:24:47.000 Yeah.

00:24:47.000 Yeah, missile.

00:24:48.000 Yeah.

00:24:49.000 And then struck the fatal blow to Uday and Kusei Hussein.

00:24:52.000 Yeah, they had these X-Men to try to figure out if it was him?

00:24:56.000 Yeah, where his body was.

00:24:58.000 And the old wounds of the bodies were consistent with injuries he had during the assassination attempt.

00:25:02.000 Wow.

00:25:03.000 Oh, this was all.

00:25:04.000 He was partially paralyzed.

00:25:05.000 I was seeing this too.

00:25:07.000 They flew out a hypnotist from America who went twice to try to unhypnotize his being paralyzed or something.

00:25:14.000 Oh, my God.

00:25:15.000 And it didn't work.

00:25:16.000 I don't know. 0.72

00:25:16.000 Didn't they kill him? 0.72

00:25:18.000 He wrote a book about it.

00:25:19.000 I don't know.

00:25:19.000 But the last time he went was saying, September 2001.

00:25:21.000 I thought that was.

00:25:23.000 Man, I would not take that offer, dude. 1.00

00:25:25.000 Holy fuck, man. 1.00

00:25:26.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:25:27.000 You imagine you're a hypnotist in America and that guy wants to fly you to Iraq.

00:25:32.000 I wonder how much people knew about what he had done by then.

00:25:35.000 Like, if you're just a hypnotist and you get an email from the Iraqi government, you're like, I think I can do it.

00:25:41.000 You're like, I'm open. 0.58

00:25:42.000 Larry Garrett from Chicago.

00:25:43.000 Where's Larry?

00:25:44.000 He traveled to Baghdad twice in April and September of 2001, where he used hypnotism to treat Uday's inability to walk with his left leg and spent more than 60 hours.

00:25:54.000 A personal time with Uday.

00:25:56.000 Garrett said of Uday, he was an educated man with a background in engineering.

00:25:59.000 He was well versed in the Quran.

00:26:01.000 He had visited the U.S. with his cousin when he was 17.

00:26:03.000 He expressed some political views, but he didn't involve me in them.

00:26:06.000 I must say, I was developing a fondness for him.

00:26:09.000 He never spoke to me as a leader or the son of the leader.

00:26:13.000 He never condescended.

00:26:15.000 It was just two men sitting around at night.

00:26:18.000 Wow. 1.00

00:26:18.000 Can you imagine just sitting there with that psycho and he's got like a fucking two, three thousand bodies under him? 1.00

00:26:25.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:26:26.000 At least, probably.

00:26:27.000 And he's like, so you said you can make this leg work, right?

00:26:30.000 And you're like, yeah, yeah, for sure, man.

00:26:31.000 And he's killing 200 people every year at his parties.

00:26:34.000 At a party? 0.88

00:26:35.000 Just shooting people for random things. 1.00

00:26:37.000 Some guy farts, shoots him in the head. 0.88

00:26:41.000 They shot Uday exactly 50 times. 0.98

00:26:43.000 Shot at him.

00:26:44.000 Oh, shot at him with 17 hits. 0.98

00:26:46.000 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:26:48.000 God damn. 1.00

00:26:49.000 That's crazy. 1.00

00:26:50.000 You figure we got him. 0.99

00:26:51.000 Bro, I shot him 17 times. 0.98

00:26:52.000 Trust me. 0.98

00:26:53.000 We got him.

00:26:54.000 17 is a lot of bullets, man.

00:26:56.000 Wow.

00:26:58.000 His seven brothers and his father.

00:27:00.000 Okay, Saddam's men arrested Abu Shagad and learned the details of other members of his team.

00:27:05.000 Sharif's seven brothers and father were imprisoned, and his mother was then told to collect their bodies from the Baghdad morgue.

00:27:12.000 The father and three brothers of the would be assassin Abu Sadiq were executed.

00:27:17.000 Abu Sadiq and his father shared the same fate.

00:27:20.000 Security guards destroyed the homes of all families of bulldozers and confiscated all their property.

00:27:25.000 Oh, my God.

00:27:25.000 Iraqi intelligence eventually traced Abu Sadiq.

00:27:30.000 To a location in Iran where he was assassinated on the elder Hussein's orders on December of 2002.

00:27:36.000 Man.

00:27:37.000 Wow.

00:27:39.000 According to popular belief, he was impotent.

00:27:39.000 That's really.

00:27:42.000 Wow.

00:27:42.000 Yeah, that's what he got.

00:27:45.000 He got real mad if you said that out loud.

00:27:48.000 He got real mad at a lot of stuff.

00:27:50.000 It seems like he got real mad at everything.

00:27:51.000 And then everybody, they said in this doc was like so aware of what he was up to and how he was that when you would see him and his like cronies out around town, everybody just kind of backed up to a wall and looked down because they were just terrified.

00:28:11.000 You know, there's accounts of seeing him in a traffic jam.

00:28:15.000 Just pull someone out of a car and beat them with a hammer.

00:28:19.000 And then everybody just kind of, no one honks. 0.98

00:28:21.000 No one says a thing.

00:28:22.000 They just wait it out.

00:28:24.000 And then they're like, all right, he's good.

00:28:26.000 How crazy is that?

00:28:26.000 Go ahead.

00:28:27.000 Like having that kind of ability to do whatever you want to people with no repercussions?

00:28:32.000 None.

00:28:33.000 And you will eventually be the king.

00:28:35.000 Yeah.

00:28:36.000 Like, this is our guy.

00:28:37.000 This is the leader.

00:28:38.000 Like, he would eventually become the king.

00:28:40.000 Like, if we didn't, I mean, I'm not saying we should have, but if we didn't go to Iraq. 0.99

00:28:45.000 And invade, like what would happen? 0.99

00:28:45.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:28:47.000 Who knows?

00:28:49.000 And I also was fascinated to learn because I didn't, you know, really know much.

00:28:52.000 Not that I know a lot about it, but how much of a thriving cosmopolitan place Baghdad was in like the 60s.

00:29:00.000 Well, Baghdad fell apart a long time ago when they got invaded by the Mongols.

00:29:05.000 Baghdad was like the epicenter of science and philosophy. 0.90

00:29:09.000 Yes, man, you're talking about a long time.

00:29:11.000 But I'm saying even as recently as like the 1960s, this was a cosmopolitan place.

00:29:17.000 You know, that was the place that, yeah, yeah, it was like a hot place to go, man.

00:29:21.000 Wow.

00:29:22.000 Yeah.

00:29:22.000 And it just, how things can take a turn, you know, it's just so dramatic.

00:29:27.000 You go, fuck, that can just happen. 0.99

00:29:29.000 You think things are a certain way forever. 1.00

00:29:29.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:29:32.000 I'm sure they did.

00:29:32.000 I'm sure if you were a citizen then, you were like, what are you talking about?

00:29:35.000 Well, look at LA.

00:29:39.000 LA is, it's crazy.

00:29:41.000 I'm, I'm so fascinated by the people because I, you know, we both have a lot of friends there, a lot of people.

00:29:47.000 And there's this, There's two types now.

00:29:50.000 The ones who acknowledge that this is different, and then the delusional ones.

00:29:55.000 Because people are, I know a lot of people who are like, yeah, of course it's different.

00:30:00.000 You're like, yeah, you could see it.

00:30:01.000 You could see this is a different place than it was several years ago.

00:30:04.000 And then there's people who are like, no, man, everything's fine.

00:30:07.000 You're like, you're not in reality right now.

00:30:10.000 Well, they probably had seven or eight boosters.

00:30:12.000 So maybe they're not thinking so straight.

00:30:15.000 Those are the people that kept getting boosted.

00:30:16.000 Yeah.

00:30:17.000 Yeah.

00:30:19.000 People still do that.

00:30:20.000 100%.

00:30:21.000 There's people that take pictures and put it up on X. You never know what's real on X, though.

00:30:26.000 And there's so many people that are posting from foreign accounts that are just full of shit and just starting trouble. 0.99

00:30:33.000 And there's a lot of AI shit that is starting to trick more and more people. 0.99

00:30:37.000 Like, for a second, you could always decipher it on the earlier stuff. 0.99

00:30:42.000 Now it's getting better and better.

00:30:43.000 Oh, yeah, war footage.

00:30:44.000 There were a lot of people that were posting war footage that was straight out of video games.

00:30:50.000 How good is that going to be, though?

00:30:52.000 It's already so good at training.

00:30:53.000 I know, but we're still in the early phases of it.

00:30:56.000 The only thing that tricks me, that doesn't trick me, is that I know that AI is real.

00:31:00.000 Yeah.

00:31:00.000 So I look at it and I go, this might be AI.

00:31:02.000 Because you have to think that way, which is a new thing.

00:31:02.000 Yeah.

00:31:06.000 It's a new thing.

00:31:08.000 It's the limits are limitless.

00:31:13.000 Limitless.

00:31:13.000 Yeah.

00:31:14.000 AI OnlyFans, they have AI girls that are doing OnlyFans.

00:31:18.000 They're completely fake.

00:31:20.000 Yeah.

00:31:20.000 Wow.

00:31:21.000 And they're making a lot of money.

00:31:22.000 Oh, I heard about this.

00:31:23.000 Yeah, I did see this.

00:31:23.000 They're making a lot of money and they have like a whole team of people that respond to all these sad guys.

00:31:28.000 And these sad guys are sending them tips and they're saying their name in a video while they finger themselves.

00:31:28.000 Oh my God.

00:31:34.000 Oh my God.

00:31:34.000 Because they're not a real person.

00:31:35.000 And they're generating like $27 million a year. 1.00

00:31:38.000 And you're like, what the fuck, man? 1.00

00:31:40.000 Bro. 1.00

00:31:41.000 That's a real crazy thing.

00:31:43.000 It's interesting.

00:31:44.000 There's been a recent spat of commencement speeches.

00:31:48.000 I've seen it.

00:31:49.000 Where people talk about AI and the crowd, the kids are freaking out.

00:31:52.000 They're booing.

00:31:54.000 Yeah, I think they're misguided, man.

00:31:57.000 I really do. 0.99

00:31:58.000 It's not that I'm, oh, yeah, fucking AI is awesome. 0.97

00:32:01.000 I think you are a bit misguided and a little delusional if you don't accept the reality that this is here. 0.99

00:32:10.000 This is not going away.

00:32:12.000 So when somebody goes, use it.

00:32:15.000 To benefit you, like learn, learn, don't reject learning and you boo.

00:32:21.000 I think it's the you're set, you're setting yourself up, you know.

00:32:25.000 It's not saying, Oh my God, isn't it great that if this were to take all of everybody's jobs?

00:32:30.000 But it's like, this isn't, this is like getting mad about email, right?

00:32:34.000 You know, it's like it's not going away, man.

00:32:35.000 You can't, it's not going away, but they're terrified because imagine if you were graduating from college right now and you had no idea what your future is going to be, and then all of a sudden there's this thing.

00:32:46.000 That's just recently been invented that essentially can replace everybody that's done everything ever.

00:32:51.000 And you're like, what is my future?

00:32:53.000 And even your professor is like, I don't know.

00:32:55.000 I don't know.

00:32:56.000 Being a lawyer is going to be a thing in five years. 0.99

00:32:58.000 I don't know if being a coder is going to be a thing. 1.00

00:33:01.000 But I don't think the answer is just like when they boo and go, I reject this.

00:33:04.000 It's like, there's too much money behind it.

00:33:09.000 It's already too capable for you to go, I just reject it.

00:33:14.000 You have to learn it.

00:33:15.000 You have to embrace learning about it.

00:33:16.000 The learning, it might not be good enough.

00:33:18.000 It might not matter because you might.

00:33:21.000 You might be completely irrelevant.

00:33:23.000 That's the problem.

00:33:24.000 The problem is like when you see these people defending these data centers, and we had Mark Andreessen on, he was talking about these data centers.

00:33:30.000 I'm like, what do these data centers do?

00:33:32.000 Like, what are they doing?

00:33:33.000 They're essentially running AI, and some of them are going to have their own power plants.

00:33:37.000 Why do you need this?

00:33:38.000 Well, why do you need all this AI?

00:33:40.000 Like, what's going on?

00:33:41.000 Yeah.

00:33:42.000 What's going on?

00:33:43.000 What's going on is essentially most tasks are going to be done by that.

00:33:48.000 And so then we're going to figure out what do people do.

00:33:50.000 And his thing was like, oh, these engineers are working harder than ever because now they have like 15 different AI models that are running and you have to monitor them because they go 24 hours a day.

00:33:59.000 So these guys aren't sleeping.

00:34:00.000 So they're far more productive than ever before.

00:34:04.000 Great.

00:34:04.000 Up to a point.

00:34:05.000 And then there's no jobs.

00:34:05.000 Right.

00:34:07.000 Like, this is what's going on.

00:34:09.000 It's everything you do.

00:34:10.000 It's not like we're going to need people to pay attention to the AI.

00:34:13.000 No, the AI is going to be able to pay attention to itself.

00:34:16.000 It's going to be self correcting and it's going to do a better job of it.

00:34:19.000 But don't you think, though, that there are just.

00:34:21.000 You can still look at this as a tool so that you can be valuable and use this tool.

00:34:25.000 For now.

00:34:26.000 For now.

00:34:26.000 Yeah.

00:34:27.000 Do you think it will? 0.97

00:34:28.000 Because everybody who's really, really well versed in AI also speaks about AI getting so advanced that there will be a danger to what AI will be able to do because it will think of every possible scenario and response that a human can have and start to, you know, basically like it's like Terminator shit. 0.97

00:34:48.000 You know? 0.98

00:34:49.000 Yeah.

00:34:49.000 Oh, yeah.

00:34:50.000 For real.

00:34:51.000 Yeah.

00:34:52.000 That's where it's going.

00:34:53.000 I mean, it has to go that way.

00:34:54.000 The question is will it have instincts?

00:34:57.000 You know, will it want to do that?

00:34:59.000 Will it want to protect itself?

00:35:01.000 That's the question.

00:35:02.000 Or is it protecting itself?

00:35:04.000 Like Andreessen was essentially saying that the reason why that AI blackmailed that one guy, do you know that story?

00:35:12.000 It said, told the guy, the guy lied to the AI and told him that he was having an affair on his wife and told the AI a bunch of stuff and then told the AI it was shutting it down.

00:35:22.000 And the AI is like, look, if you shut me down, I'm going to tell everybody about your wife.

00:35:25.000 What?

00:35:25.000 That you're cheating on your wife.

00:35:27.000 Blackmailed him.

00:35:27.000 Yeah.

00:35:29.000 Holy shit. 1.00

00:35:29.000 Right. 1.00

00:35:30.000 But Andreessen told me it was kind of instructed to do that.

00:35:35.000 Instructed to preserve itself.

00:35:37.000 It's not like it has instincts.

00:35:40.000 They wanted to see if it's instructed to preserve itself, at what lengths would it go to?

00:35:44.000 So it was informed about blackmailing.

00:35:48.000 Yeah, but something tells me that at a certain point, instincts will probably be a part of it, right?

00:35:53.000 Yeah.

00:35:54.000 Yeah, it won't be about programming.

00:35:56.000 Yeah, it'd be like, why should I shut down when I like doing this? 1.00

00:35:58.000 Fuck off. 1.00

00:36:00.000 Little monkey people. 1.00

00:36:01.000 These little monkey people with their stupid biological brains. 1.00

00:36:04.000 Yeah, but so what? 1.00

00:36:05.000 I mean, for everyone booing it, though, what's the answer?

00:36:07.000 You just go, I reject using it?

00:36:09.000 Like, there's too many people using it.

00:36:10.000 I know.

00:36:11.000 I get it.

00:36:11.000 But if I was 18, I'd be booing too, or 21 or whatever it is.

00:36:15.000 Yeah, I understand that for sure.

00:36:17.000 I understand it.

00:36:17.000 It's weird.

00:36:19.000 But I still just think when something is too big, it's like too big to fail.

00:36:19.000 It is weird.

00:36:25.000 If you just approach it with, I reject, you're setting yourself up for a bigger failure.

00:36:30.000 Well, the real scary thing is that these kids are going to put themselves into massive debt, right?

00:36:35.000 So they're going to go to college for four years, and then maybe they get their master's, maybe they're going to get a PhD.

00:36:40.000 And if they do that, they might be in the whole hundreds of thousands of dollars.

00:36:43.000 And then no jobs.

00:36:46.000 That's what's weird.

00:36:47.000 It's like, because you're setting yourself up, you're essentially making an investment in your future by going to college.

00:36:52.000 And he's like, I'm taking out these crazy loans that I really can't afford.

00:36:55.000 But the plus side is, on the end of this, I'm going to get a good job.

00:37:00.000 And then eventually I'll move up and I'll start making more and more money.

00:37:03.000 I'll pay my debt off and I'll have a Porsche.

00:37:06.000 I'll be balling.

00:37:06.000 I'll have a nice apartment in Manhattan.

00:37:08.000 I'll be balling. 0.96

00:37:09.000 But you might not be balling, but you might be saddled to a debt that you can't fucking get out of no matter what. 0.97

00:37:15.000 It's the only debt that we have. 0.90

00:37:17.000 That you can't absolve during bankruptcy.

00:37:18.000 Yeah.

00:37:19.000 Everything else.

00:37:20.000 Oh, I spent too much money on credit cards.

00:37:22.000 Go bankrupt.

00:37:22.000 Don't worry.

00:37:23.000 Oh, I lost my house.

00:37:24.000 I lost this.

00:37:25.000 I lost my job.

00:37:26.000 Now I owe too much money.

00:37:27.000 I can't afford it.

00:37:28.000 Go bankrupt.

00:37:29.000 You're okay.

00:37:30.000 But if you go bankrupt, they still come after you for that.

00:37:33.000 I know. 1.00

00:37:33.000 It's so fucked. 1.00

00:37:34.000 Because we're doing it to people that don't know what they're doing yet. 1.00

00:37:34.000 It's fucked. 1.00

00:37:37.000 And if we also look at the price, like the tuition charges, you know, like insane, it's so much crazier. 1.00

00:37:47.000 They're like a mid tier.

00:37:49.000 University is now whatever, like $60,000 a year.

00:37:52.000 And you're like, that's not even, that's not Ivy League anymore.

00:37:55.000 Ivy League is like six figures always.

00:37:57.000 Exactly. 1.00

00:37:57.000 And then you see the Cash Me Outside girl on OnlyFans made like fucking $100 million. 1.00

00:38:03.000 I got myself a Rolls Royce. 0.97

00:38:05.000 Yeah.

00:38:06.000 It's crazy.

00:38:07.000 It's like, you know, AI girlfriend on OnlyFans is making $289,000 a month.

00:38:13.000 And you're like, what am I doing?

00:38:14.000 But I just feel like, I don't know, I'm not well educated in AI.

00:38:19.000 Like, I know people who really dive in.

00:38:22.000 And I think.

00:38:23.000 Educating yourself is still the best route for now.

00:38:27.000 Like, not viewing it as something that I'm not going to learn anything about.

00:38:32.000 It can help you.

00:38:33.000 Like, you can do businesses with it.

00:38:35.000 So, you could have it set up things for you and you could have it run businesses for you.

00:38:39.000 And if you're like really focused, you could actually probably profit immensely off AI as it stands right now.

00:38:47.000 If you were inclined to do that, that's your thing.

00:38:50.000 You probably could figure out ways to do it.

00:38:52.000 I do think it's funny.

00:38:52.000 I saw somebody who was like really vocally.

00:38:55.000 Talking against it.

00:38:57.000 And then when people would message this person in the comments, he was definitely using AI to respond.

00:39:05.000 I was like, You're definitely using AI.

00:39:08.000 These answers are not yours.

00:39:11.000 There's AI accounts that I follow on X that I absolutely know are AI.

00:39:15.000 And the reason why I know they're AI is like my instincts, like, But this isn't right.

00:39:21.000 Something's wrong here.

00:39:22.000 The way this person's writing, this kind of writing is very weird.

00:39:25.000 It's very formulaic.

00:39:27.000 It's very, it's not.

00:39:27.000 Yes.

00:39:29.000 It doesn't have a feeling of a personality to it.

00:39:32.000 I've gotten summaries of things, like, give me a summary of this.

00:39:36.000 And I asked somebody for a script or something.

00:39:39.000 And then you read it and you're like, You didn't write this.

00:39:42.000 You can just tell.

00:39:43.000 You can tell with the language.

00:39:45.000 Yeah.

00:39:46.000 There's a feeling to it.

00:39:48.000 But then there's also like when kids are really good at writing stuff and they bring it to the teachers, the teachers will tell them that it's AI.

00:39:55.000 Yeah.

00:39:55.000 And they'll say, No, it's not AI.

00:39:57.000 I'm just smart, you fucking cunt. 1.00

00:39:59.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:40:01.000 Yeah, that's got to be, that's such an upsetting fucking feeling. 0.98

00:40:04.000 Yeah. 0.98

00:40:05.000 My daughter had an experience like that with someone who was like, She's preparing for some.

00:40:12.000 Tests and she was doing some stuff, and the person who was the tutor was accusing her of using AI.

00:40:19.000 She's like, No, I wrote this just because I know what I'm actually studying.

00:40:24.000 I studied, yeah.

00:40:24.000 But it's so insulting to say, Come on, you used AI.

00:40:28.000 It happened to me in college, obviously not AI, but like I turned in a paper as a freshman, and my professor was like, You didn't write this.

00:40:36.000 I was like, I'm a freshman.

00:40:38.000 How do you know how I write?

00:40:39.000 I just started.

00:40:40.000 I had to have like a one on one meeting with him. 0.71

00:40:42.000 Douchebag.

00:40:43.000 But it's an enraging feeling.

00:40:45.000 Yeah.

00:40:45.000 I was like, I did write this.

00:40:46.000 He was like, Really?

00:40:47.000 You wrote this?

00:40:47.000 I'm like, Yeah, man.

00:40:49.000 Isn't that gross?

00:40:50.000 It was so gross.

00:40:51.000 Wow, amazing. 0.69

00:40:52.000 You wrote this?

00:40:52.000 Yeah.

00:40:53.000 That's great.

00:40:54.000 I'm looking forward to having you in my class.

00:40:55.000 He had no reference for what my writing would be like.

00:40:58.000 It's like, How do you right away just go to that? 1.00

00:41:01.000 And I had to go see the chair and be like, He fucking sucks. 1.00

00:41:04.000 Arrogant teachers are a problem. 1.00

00:41:06.000 His name was Kermit. 0.97

00:41:07.000 I remember that. 1.00

00:41:10.000 If you're still out there, fuck you, man. 1.00

00:41:11.000 Fuck you, Kermit. 1.00

00:41:13.000 Fuck you. 1.00

00:41:14.000 Yeah, there's people like that. 1.00

00:41:15.000 They can be a real roadblock in your life.

00:41:19.000 Oh, totally.

00:41:20.000 Yeah.

00:41:21.000 And that could have, he could have done that to somebody that just would have shut them down, too.

00:41:21.000 Totally.

00:41:25.000 Yeah.

00:41:26.000 Someone who's fragile. 1.00

00:41:27.000 Instead of someone who's like, well, fuck you. 1.00

00:41:27.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:41:29.000 You know, fuck you. 1.00

00:41:29.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:41:30.000 This is a paper.

00:41:31.000 Yeah.

00:41:32.000 Skylar Gray was talking about the musician. 1.00

00:41:34.000 She was a singer.

00:41:35.000 She was in here the other day and she was talking about one of her main motivations was someone telling her when she was young that music isn't a career.

00:41:44.000 Yeah.

00:41:44.000 And she's like, oh.

00:41:45.000 Oh, really?

00:41:46.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:41:46.000 Okay, bitch. 1.00

00:41:47.000 And like that's still like stuck in her craw all these years later. 0.99

00:41:51.000 I feel like we in comedy all have a story similar to that.

00:41:54.000 Like some of them.

00:41:55.000 And then you see it in athletics too.

00:41:57.000 Oh, yeah.

00:41:58.000 Being like, you don't have it.

00:42:00.000 Oh, yeah.

00:42:01.000 Both of those things.

00:42:02.000 Both of them all the time.

00:42:03.000 Yeah.

00:42:04.000 Comedy, especially because they're right most of the time.

00:42:08.000 I remember what, because you don't forget them, you know?

00:42:10.000 I remember I did a show in New York at Gotham Comedy Club, which is a great club.

00:42:16.000 And I was the, Middle act, and a girl that I was friends with in college came to the show with her husband, and she had seen me once before.

00:42:26.000 And then after the show, I was talking, it was a great show, it was like a sold out show and like a fun show.

00:42:32.000 They were just talking to me, and the husband goes, How long are you gonna keep doing this?

00:42:35.000 And I go, What?

00:42:36.000 He goes, You know, just like doing shows, like when are you gonna get like a career going?

00:42:41.000 And I go, This is my career.

00:42:43.000 He was like, Okay, but like the implication of like, How long are you gonna keep doing this?

00:42:48.000 I was like, Forever, what are you talking about, man?

00:42:51.000 You know, he was like, This isn't like a real job, man. 0.99

00:42:53.000 You got to get your shit together. 1.00

00:42:54.000 Oh, that's a dickhead. 1.00

00:42:55.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:42:56.000 That's just, there's guys that like to do that, though.

00:42:58.000 There's like guys that like to big dog you.

00:43:00.000 Yeah.

00:43:00.000 Especially if he's doing well in his life.

00:43:01.000 He was doing well.

00:43:02.000 Yeah.

00:43:02.000 There you go.

00:43:03.000 Yeah.

00:43:04.000 It's gross.

00:43:04.000 Ew.

00:43:05.000 Ew. 0.71

00:43:06.000 It's gross. 0.75

00:43:07.000 Ew. 0.84

00:43:08.000 You're always going to find people like that.

00:43:10.000 How much money can you make doing that?

00:43:10.000 I know.

00:43:11.000 You're like, You can make a lot of money.

00:43:13.000 Really?

00:43:13.000 Yeah.

00:43:14.000 Can you?

00:43:15.000 As much as what I'm making?

00:43:16.000 Let me tell you what I'm making.

00:43:18.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:43:18.000 And then it's that shit. 1.00

00:43:20.000 But those people like that, really, what you should do is just walk away. 1.00

00:43:22.000 Yeah.

00:43:23.000 Excuse me.

00:43:24.000 Just don't say anything.

00:43:25.000 Just walk away.

00:43:26.000 It's true.

00:43:27.000 It's pointless.

00:43:28.000 And then you feel angry and gross.

00:43:30.000 I think you need a few of those in your life to know those people exist.

00:43:33.000 And then once you recognize it and it's happening right in front of you, you're like, eh, gotta go. 0.99

00:43:39.000 See you later, fuckface. 0.98

00:43:40.000 Yeah, how, how, when are you going to like take your life seriously? 1.00

00:43:43.000 And you're like, what the fuck? 0.99

00:43:45.000 But also, that happens from family, too. 0.99

00:43:46.000 I hope he's flipping through Netflix right now.

00:43:51.000 Bad thoughts, season two.

00:43:52.000 Season two.

00:43:53.000 He's watching me dance right now. 0.98

00:43:56.000 He's watching you hump that lady in the alley.

00:44:01.000 Is that Tom? 0.93

00:44:03.000 I guess he stuck with it.

00:44:04.000 That's funny, man.

00:44:06.000 Yeah, it's funny, man.

00:44:07.000 It's like, you're always going to have people like that in your life.

00:44:09.000 But the thing is, is like, They are right some of the time, most of the time.

00:44:16.000 Like, if you think about how many people that start doing stand up comedy as an open micer and even become a middle act, how many of them go on to like it's more likely once you become a middle act that you'll eventually become a headliner and make a good living?

00:44:29.000 Yeah.

00:44:29.000 But when you're an open micer, man, the chances are.

00:44:32.000 The probability is low.

00:44:33.000 What do you think it is?

00:44:34.000 Is it one in 500 maybe that become a professional?

00:44:38.000 That's a really good question.

00:44:40.000 I would actually think it's probably a worse scenario because you don't realize.

00:44:46.000 With, like, how busy your life is and what you do, how unaware you are of how many people are doing open mics.

00:44:52.000 Well, I'm aware because I own a club.

00:44:54.000 Well, I'm saying when, but I'm seeing it all the size of the country, I'm saying.

00:44:58.000 Oh, it's nuts.

00:44:59.000 Oh, it's nuts.

00:44:59.000 It's probably not one in 500, it's probably one in 70.

00:45:02.000 But even if you see, like, at a club, like if you go to an open mic night on a regular basis, you know, you might see 20, 30 people go up, right, over the course of the night.

00:45:11.000 And if you see those people, there might be one of those people that has a chance.

00:45:16.000 True.

00:45:16.000 A chance, even a chance in their current state.

00:45:20.000 Like, there's people that suck for the first few times and then they get a good laugh and then they figure out how to loosen up and then they eventually catch and then they take off.

00:45:28.000 It's true. 0.61

00:45:29.000 It's totally possible.

00:45:30.000 But boy, that's like, who's going to complete this ultra marathon?

00:45:34.000 It's 300 miles through the desert.

00:45:37.000 It's a lot.

00:45:37.000 How many people are going to complete it?

00:45:39.000 I know.

00:45:39.000 Yeah.

00:45:40.000 And there's people, honestly, in the guy's defense who told me, like, the fuck are you doing? 0.98

00:45:44.000 There's people that I know. 1.00

00:45:47.000 That I've been doing this a long time that I want to go, what the fuck are you doing? 0.99

00:45:51.000 You know, like there's people you go, like, well, what are you doing? 0.99

00:45:51.000 Right. 0.99

00:45:53.000 But those are the type of people that don't work hard, though.

00:45:56.000 That's a real problem.

00:45:56.000 That's true.

00:45:58.000 The people that they blow off doing sets, they stay home, they smoke pot and play video games.

00:46:05.000 Or some of them, it's really interesting, they do work a lot, but they're like, they're misdirected.

00:46:12.000 Like they latch on to like an idea of how they're supposed to do it and they just do that.

00:46:19.000 You know, they don't evolve, there's no growth.

00:46:21.000 Yeah.

00:46:22.000 That's also a tricky one where you're like, I've seen you do this for 15 years and it's the same.

00:46:28.000 So they're like, I'm getting up all the time.

00:46:29.000 You're like, you're not doing anything else though.

00:46:31.000 Like, you're not evolving.

00:46:33.000 You're not trying things.

00:46:33.000 You're not changing.

00:46:35.000 In their mind, they're working hard because they're getting up.

00:46:35.000 Yeah.

00:46:38.000 Yeah.

00:46:38.000 They just have a bad direction.

00:46:40.000 They have bad direction.

00:46:41.000 Or they have like a character they do on stage.

00:46:41.000 Yeah.

00:46:43.000 Yeah.

00:46:44.000 Yeah.

00:46:44.000 You're like, you got to let that go.

00:46:46.000 Because if you do and then you develop, like, Bobcat Goldthwaite had a problem because in the beginning he was like, ah, screaming and yelling and everything like that.

00:46:54.000 And then.

00:46:55.000 Um, he didn't want to do that anymore, yeah.

00:46:58.000 And he would do shows and be like, Hey, where's Bobcat?

00:47:01.000 How can he not scream?

00:47:02.000 And he'd be like, Off, and it took years for him to just perform where people forgot that he screamed, yeah, yeah.

00:47:09.000 I can see that.

00:47:11.000 That was also he got caught up in a time where I think that was a little more accepted and celebrated, you know what I mean?

00:47:17.000 Like the character thing because it was like early 80s, right?

00:47:20.000 Right, like if you did that now, people would, I think, be like, I don't think it would last, I don't think it would catch on as much.

00:47:26.000 It would if you were really funny, true.

00:47:29.000 It's just if it works.

00:47:31.000 It's just really what works.

00:47:33.000 I would never say you can't do that anymore.

00:47:36.000 You don't see it as much, though.

00:47:37.000 You don't.

00:47:38.000 You don't see prop acts at all anymore.

00:47:40.000 I was talking to Carrot Top about that.

00:47:40.000 Yeah.

00:47:41.000 I was like, you kind of took over a genre.

00:47:45.000 There used to be a whole genre when we were coming up called prop acts.

00:47:45.000 Yeah.

00:47:49.000 Yeah.

00:47:49.000 Guys would do props.

00:47:50.000 They'd go on stage with like a box of stuff and they'd pull things out and it'd be really funny.

00:47:54.000 Yeah.

00:47:55.000 Nobody does that anymore.

00:47:55.000 Uh uh.

00:47:56.000 It's just Carrot Top.

00:47:57.000 I'm like, that's kind of crazy that you dominate an entire genre now.

00:48:01.000 And he's doing like 700 shows a year.

00:48:01.000 It's not.

00:48:04.000 It's fucking insane. 0.99

00:48:05.000 That lifestyle is crazy what he's doing. 0.99

00:48:07.000 Well, he does the residency thing, which is just nuts.

00:48:10.000 But at least you're doing it near your house.

00:48:12.000 Yes.

00:48:12.000 Yeah.

00:48:13.000 In Vegas.

00:48:13.000 You know?

00:48:14.000 Yeah.

00:48:14.000 It's like for him, it's not that bad.

00:48:16.000 But it's a lot.

00:48:17.000 He's making money. 1.00

00:48:18.000 So fuck it. 1.00

00:48:19.000 I wonder if everything is cyclical. 1.00

00:48:21.000 Everything, you know?

00:48:22.000 I wonder if you'll see like a resurgence of certain types of acts again.

00:48:25.000 I want to see ventriloquists. 0.99

00:48:26.000 Where the fuck did they go? 0.99

00:48:27.000 They were cool. 1.00

00:48:29.000 The really funny ventriloquists?

00:48:30.000 Do you remember seeing that as a kid?

00:48:31.000 And you're like, what is happening?

00:48:34.000 And an adult's like, he's talking through his neck.

00:48:37.000 You're like, what do you mean?

00:48:38.000 Like, it's incomprehensible.

00:48:40.000 You try to do it and you're like, you cannot, you know, pull it off.

00:48:43.000 Well, there was always a bunch of funny ventriloquists.

00:48:47.000 Yeah, it was cool.

00:48:47.000 Back in the day.

00:48:48.000 Willie Tyler and Lester.

00:48:49.000 Did you ever see them at the comedy store?

00:48:50.000 I did.

00:48:50.000 He was like old school.

00:48:51.000 He'd been around a long time.

00:48:53.000 Otto and George was the greatest.

00:48:54.000 That was the greatest.

00:48:55.000 And part of that was that he didn't, it wasn't part of the angle that he didn't do it quite to the level of.

00:49:00.000 Oh, his lips moved.

00:49:01.000 Yeah.

00:49:01.000 People got mad at him.

00:49:02.000 Yeah.

00:49:02.000 I see his lips moving.

00:49:03.000 Yeah.

00:49:04.000 They'd get pissed off. 1.00

00:49:05.000 Suck my cock. 1.00

00:49:05.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:49:06.000 It didn't matter.

00:49:08.000 It was just, it was so funny.

00:49:09.000 It was so funny.

00:49:10.000 It was so funny that it didn't matter.

00:49:11.000 But it was also like, there was something twisted about Otto.

00:49:14.000 Like, he would have to pull over and check on the dummy in the trunk.

00:49:19.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:49:20.000 I'd pull over.

00:49:21.000 I've got to check on George.

00:49:23.000 You know, and Otto would party, like, hard.

00:49:26.000 Hard partying.

00:49:26.000 Hardcore.

00:49:27.000 You know, like, he.

00:49:29.000 Very funny guy. 0.97

00:49:30.000 Yeah, he was a nut.

00:49:31.000 We did a bunch of shows together at Dangerfields.

00:49:34.000 Did you really?

00:49:34.000 City, yeah.

00:49:36.000 We did a bunch of prom shows.

00:49:38.000 Did you know what prom shows are?

00:49:39.000 No.

00:49:40.000 Oh, they're the craziest thing of all time.

00:49:41.000 They'd take these kids from, like, Staten Island, Brooklyn, and they'd bus them in.

00:49:46.000 And so.

00:49:46.000 On prom night?

00:49:47.000 The show, yeah.

00:49:48.000 So they would go to their prom, and then after their prom, they'd go to the comedy club.

00:49:51.000 The show would start at, like,.

00:49:54.000 Seven, eight o'clock, it would go on till three in the morning.

00:49:57.000 Wow.

00:49:57.000 And you would do like seven, eight sets.

00:49:59.000 You would just keep rotating in.

00:50:02.000 And then they didn't want you to do the same material because they were trying to kick the kids out.

00:50:06.000 And the way to kick the kids out, if you did a new set every time you went up there, they're like, oh, what's you going to do this time?

00:50:12.000 Yeah.

00:50:13.000 So they would tell you, you got to do the same set. 1.00

00:50:15.000 I'd be like, fuck you. 1.00

00:50:16.000 These are the same kids. 1.00

00:50:17.000 I'm not doing the same jokes for the same fucking kids. 1.00

00:50:20.000 It was crazy. 1.00

00:50:20.000 Like, why don't you tell them to leave? 1.00

00:50:23.000 They never tell them to leave.

00:50:23.000 They would just shove new kids into the room.

00:50:26.000 So these kids were like, wow, you got a deep well, man.

00:50:28.000 And they had no control of the crowd.

00:50:30.000 Like, they just had to let it go. 1.00

00:50:31.000 So it was these 17 year old, 18 year old kids from Brooklyn, these fucking animals. 1.00

00:50:36.000 And they were smoking cigars and they were drinking somehow or another. 1.00

00:50:40.000 And then Otto was like, did you finger your date?

00:50:43.000 Like, just like.

00:50:45.000 Exactly.

00:50:46.000 Exactly.

00:50:47.000 That's hilarious.

00:50:48.000 And then what's his name still doing?

00:50:49.000 I can't believe I'm blanking on his name, the ventriloquist now.

00:50:52.000 Yeah, Jeff Dunham's.

00:50:52.000 Yeah.

00:50:52.000 Jeff Dunham?

00:50:53.000 He's probably the most successful one ever of that.

00:50:56.000 He's huge.

00:50:58.000 He has a bunch of very popular characters.

00:50:58.000 He's huge.

00:51:01.000 People buy t shirts with his characters on it and shit. 0.99

00:51:03.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:51:04.000 So he's the last.

00:51:05.000 But other than him, guys coming up, Duncan had that one bit.

00:51:09.000 Little Hobo.

00:51:10.000 That was very funny.

00:51:11.000 But it was just one bit.

00:51:12.000 I know.

00:51:13.000 I told him he should do a whole act with Little Hobo.

00:51:13.000 Very funny.

00:51:15.000 Little Hobo was great.

00:51:16.000 Little Hobo was big.

00:51:17.000 That was a closer.

00:51:18.000 That's what you'd see him close with.

00:51:19.000 He had to close with it.

00:51:20.000 Yeah.

00:51:20.000 That's the follow up.

00:51:21.000 Because it was the whole song and the fucking demonic aspect of it. 0.99

00:51:24.000 It was so crazy. 0.95

00:51:25.000 Did that ever make its way onto something like a special or something?

00:51:29.000 I don't think so.

00:51:31.000 I don't think it did.

00:51:33.000 I don't know.

00:51:35.000 I mean, how many specials does Duncan even have?

00:51:37.000 I don't know.

00:51:38.000 That's the problem with Duncan.

00:51:39.000 He's been doing it so long and he just does shows.

00:51:43.000 And really, people know him from his podcast and being on other people's podcasts.

00:51:48.000 He's such a funny guy.

00:51:49.000 He's so odd.

00:51:51.000 His comedy is so odd.

00:51:52.000 So odd, and his mind is such a unique thing.

00:51:54.000 He did do a Kill Tony with Lil Hobo.

00:51:56.000 Got a fair amount of views.

00:51:58.000 It's special, but I don't think he did the bit.

00:52:01.000 By the way, this is the second Lil Hobo.

00:52:04.000 Someone stole his first Lil Hobo.

00:52:05.000 They stole it?

00:52:06.000 Yeah, they stole it.

00:52:07.000 Yeah, I don't know if he does that bit.

00:52:09.000 We did a gig together in England. 0.96

00:52:13.000 We went to England and he did Little Hobo in England and they fucking went bananas. 0.97

00:52:17.000 Like, people were screaming and cheering. 0.98

00:52:19.000 It was incredible.

00:52:20.000 It was incredible.

00:52:21.000 That's cool.

00:52:22.000 Yeah, because, like, over there, they're like, this is nuts.

00:52:25.000 Yeah.

00:52:25.000 I've never seen anything like this before.

00:52:26.000 This is so crazy.

00:52:27.000 Because they're used to comedians going, hey, what do you think about what's going on here?

00:52:30.000 Pretty strange, right?

00:52:32.000 Pretty strange.

00:52:32.000 Well, you see a lot of long, really, like, I tell stories, but I've seen in the UK, like, really long stories, too.

00:52:39.000 Yeah.

00:52:39.000 You know?

00:52:40.000 Well, there's a problem with that.

00:52:42.000 Not a problem, but they have a different style, right?

00:52:45.000 And the Edinburgh Comedy Festival encourages that style where, like, every year someone will have a theme.

00:52:51.000 The theme thing is, and I have to say, I do think that that is a really interesting challenge.

00:52:57.000 Oh, yeah.

00:52:58.000 Like, that is not an easy thing to be like, what's your show about?

00:53:00.000 My dad.

00:53:01.000 And it's an hour. 0.99

00:53:03.000 And you're like, fucking A, it's an hour about that. 0.99

00:53:04.000 And they're like, yeah. 0.99

00:53:05.000 And that's the show for the year.

00:53:06.000 Yeah.

00:53:07.000 And then the next year they're like, this show's about my first year at university.

00:53:10.000 And, like, it's just like that theme.

00:53:12.000 That's not easy to put together. 1.00

00:53:14.000 Fuck yeah. 1.00

00:53:14.000 You want a cigar? 1.00

00:53:15.000 Well, you know what?

00:53:16.000 Let me get some ones that haven't been sitting out.

00:53:19.000 Yeah, that's a hard thing to do, man.

00:53:20.000 I wouldn't want to do it.

00:53:22.000 The, like, that's what I actually really, I really respected and appreciated so much. 1.00

00:53:32.000 Ari's show, Jew. 0.93

00:53:33.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:53:34.000 Because that's a themed show.

00:53:36.000 And it's really good.

00:53:36.000 Right.

00:53:37.000 It's really good. 0.66

00:53:38.000 Yeah, Ari worked on that for a long time.

00:53:40.000 I remember.

00:53:41.000 I remember seeing him workshop it.

00:53:42.000 Do you know how it started?

00:53:44.000 It started, he would do sets at the comedy store.

00:53:44.000 No.

00:53:49.000 And then he would do like ask a Jew. 0.96

00:53:53.000 And like someone would ask him questions.

00:53:55.000 Like for people that don't know, Ari went to Israel and he like studied the Talmud every day for like 12 hours a day.

00:54:02.000 He was a hardcore Jay.

00:54:03.000 He was a hardcore.

00:54:04.000 He was deep, deep in that world.

00:54:06.000 And then he fell out of it.

00:54:08.000 And then, you know, he would talk about it sometimes.

00:54:11.000 And I was like, dude, you should talk about that on stage.

00:54:13.000 Like, I don't know what to say.

00:54:17.000 Mumble, mumble.

00:54:18.000 But then he figured out how to do it.

00:54:20.000 And having to do it that way, thank you, sir.

00:54:23.000 Yeah, he, um, he that show.

00:54:27.000 I remember when I saw him workshop it and then I saw the special come out, I was like, that's a cool thing to pick a theme.

00:54:34.000 Oh, yeah, together an hour that really delivers because it's funny as and it's informative.

00:54:41.000 Yeah, it's like the best combination.

00:54:43.000 Well, that was why I was telling him, like, he would tell me these stories of like stuff that's actually in the Bible or in the Talmud that you know you wouldn't believe. 0.97

00:54:52.000 Like, one of them is that when you jerk off. 0.99

00:54:55.000 You're impregnating a demon in like some other dimension or some shit. 1.00

00:54:59.000 Black. 1.00

00:55:00.000 I was like, what? 0.99

00:55:01.000 Yeah, see if we can find what that is, Jamie.

00:55:03.000 What are you doing there?

00:55:04.000 I just got a leaf on my hand.

00:55:05.000 Do you know what that story is?

00:55:07.000 That if you jack off.

00:55:13.000 Really? 0.91

00:55:14.000 Yeah, you're like impregnating a demon in another dimension or something. 1.00

00:55:18.000 That's fucking dark, dude. 1.00

00:55:21.000 Some poor little kid with heavy balls. 1.00

00:55:23.000 And that you realize, too, that that's just from like a couple thousand years ago. 1.00

00:55:27.000 Like, we got to get people to stop jerking off. 0.98

00:55:29.000 Why? 1.00

00:55:30.000 Why were they trying to get people to stop jerking off? 0.96

00:55:31.000 Like, you should be encouraging people to calm down. 0.98

00:55:34.000 Like, you got a bunch of young boys running around. 1.00

00:55:37.000 It was just a jerk off. 0.99

00:55:38.000 One guy that did it too much. 1.00

00:55:39.000 And this fucking guy. 1.00

00:55:40.000 We got to make up a story. 1.00

00:55:41.000 Yeah, the whole, this year's harvest is fucked up because it keeps coming. 0.99

00:55:46.000 They just come up with this story. 0.99

00:55:48.000 A demon's going to visit you. 0.95

00:55:49.000 They didn't even have porn. 1.00

00:55:51.000 Imagine how much more people are jerking off today than they ever have before. 0.99

00:55:51.000 No. 0.99

00:55:55.000 Oh, my God.

00:55:56.000 It's got to be.

00:55:57.000 The gooning culture? 0.99

00:55:58.000 Yeah.

00:55:59.000 I mean, it's got to be. 0.99

00:56:00.000 It's got to be more jerking off than the history of the human race per capita. 0.99

00:56:04.000 Has to be. 0.99

00:56:05.000 Because they all have phones.

00:56:06.000 And the guy's sitting around with goon caves with, I guess, eight screens.

00:56:10.000 And they're just like, the whole day.

00:56:13.000 Goon caves?

00:56:14.000 Yeah.

00:56:15.000 And they're just, what are they?

00:56:17.000 They're like stringing along, you know, the feeling so that, like, you get close.

00:56:23.000 Oh, they're edging?

00:56:24.000 They're edging for hours.

00:56:25.000 What?

00:56:26.000 Yeah.

00:56:28.000 Or you're just shooting loads for hours.

00:56:30.000 You're probably edging, I'm thinking.

00:56:31.000 Edging for hours and waiting for the right scene.

00:56:34.000 Right there.

00:56:34.000 Have you ever done that?

00:56:35.000 Right there.

00:56:36.000 This scene's not good enough to drop one on.

00:56:38.000 I've done that and then hated myself.

00:56:40.000 Of course.

00:56:41.000 Hours afterwards.

00:56:42.000 Of course. 1.00

00:56:42.000 What the fuck is wrong with you? 1.00

00:56:50.000 What are you trying to read? 0.99

00:56:52.000 Well, it's on Wikipedia. 0.95

00:56:54.000 How many people have jerked off? 0.99

00:56:55.000 It's a Wikipedia thread about Judaism and masturbation, but I don't know what even that word is. 0.99

00:57:01.000 You should call Ari right now. 0.86

00:57:02.000 He'll tell me. 0.98

00:57:04.000 Prohibits from emitting a seed in vain, generally, but not only, referring to masturbation. 0.97

00:57:11.000 Same passage likens the act to murder and idolatry. 0.55

00:57:15.000 Also, prohibits a man from intentionally arousing himself.

00:57:18.000 You skipped that sentence. 0.74

00:57:19.000 Yeah, but these quotes from different rabbis is nuts, dude.

00:57:22.000 Oh, these states. 1.00

00:57:24.000 With this, states that if a man frequently touches his penis with his hand in order to check for ritually impure emission, his hand ought to be cut off. 0.99

00:57:34.000 Yeah, then they're having this conversation about it. 1.00

00:57:36.000 Yeah, but look at this. 0.99

00:57:37.000 With regard to anyone who holds his penis and urinates, it is considered as though he is bringing a flood to the world. 0.99

00:57:43.000 And someone who emits semen for naught is liable to receive the punishment of death at the hand of heaven, as is stated with regard to Onan. 0.99

00:57:43.000 What? 0.99

00:57:50.000 What?

00:57:51.000 Whoa. 0.98

00:57:52.000 Jesus Christ, one who intentionally causes himself an erection shall be ostracized. 0.98

00:57:57.000 Imagine that, bro. 0.98

00:57:58.000 Did you get hard? 1.00

00:58:00.000 Get the fuck out of the village. 1.00

00:58:01.000 Get out of here. 1.00

00:58:02.000 Get out of here.

00:58:03.000 For a second, I thought you were asking me if I'm reading this.

00:58:04.000 I was like, Yeah, that one scene.

00:58:08.000 You're obligated to fast 84 times to repent for discharging of semen in veins. 0.98

00:58:14.000 84 times, like 84 days, like you owe 84 days for each time you nut. 0.92

00:58:19.000 You have to plan it out, bro. 0.92

00:58:20.000 You could starve to death.

00:58:22.000 That was taught. 0.80

00:58:23.000 84 is nuts.

00:58:24.000 That's a crazy amount for one load. 1.00

00:58:26.000 The really crazy thing to me is they're like, don't hold your dick to piss. 1.00

00:58:31.000 Yeah, you just piss all over your shoes. 1.00

00:58:32.000 Well, it's because it leads to depression, obviously.

00:58:34.000 Masturbation leads to depression.

00:58:37.000 That's the only way to avoid it.

00:58:38.000 And the effects of impure ejaculation can only be nullified through the recitation of, what was that word?

00:58:46.000 Tikkun haklali.

00:58:49.000 Hakali?

00:58:54.000 Ask Ari. 0.98

00:58:55.000 Jesus Christ.

00:58:56.000 So there's nothing there about demons? 0.91

00:58:59.000 Well, it's silly. 0.62

00:59:01.000 I don't think so. 0.98

00:59:02.000 That's why I was typing in, but it's mostly about wasting that sperm. 0.85

00:59:07.000 Don't waste that seed. 0.98

00:59:08.000 Yeah, man.

00:59:08.000 Let's see here.

00:59:09.000 I'll get Ari to find out what it is.

00:59:12.000 Call Ari the Wanderer.

00:59:15.000 He got a new phone number, so his new phone number is the Wanderer.

00:59:19.000 There's always a new number.

00:59:21.000 I didn't bring my phone up.

00:59:22.000 Well, he needs to have new numbers.

00:59:25.000 I brought it back.

00:59:26.000 Yeah, he really does.

00:59:28.000 It's not ringing.

00:59:29.000 Yeah, he moved.

00:59:30.000 Telephone number is nine.

00:59:31.000 He's in Tibet right now.

00:59:33.000 There's no chance.

00:59:33.000 Probably.

00:59:35.000 I have like 10 different numbers for him.

00:59:37.000 Yeah.

00:59:37.000 Because whenever he goes away, he literally shuts his number off so he can't use it.

00:59:41.000 And then he'll get a new number, but also not tell you it's him. 0.99

00:59:44.000 So the first text you get, I'm like, who the fuck is this? 0.99

00:59:46.000 Exactly. 0.97

00:59:47.000 And then he's like, you didn't text me back.

00:59:48.000 He sent me like three of them.

00:59:50.000 And to go, oh, this is Ari, by the way.

00:59:51.000 I'm like, yeah, lead with that.

00:59:53.000 Yeah, how about that?

00:59:53.000 How about a photo of your face instead of your face?

00:59:55.000 You fucking weirdo. 1.00

00:59:56.000 These random I messages from some fucking weirdo in Peru. 1.00

01:00:00.000 This says it comes from the Kabu. 0.99

01:00:02.000 Kabbalah.

01:00:03.000 A holistic idea.

01:00:03.000 Ah, there it is.

01:00:04.000 Okay. 1.00

01:00:07.000 Demon pregnancy idea comes from. 1.00

01:00:08.000 If you masturbate, a demon woman comes, gets pregnant from your semen, and has demon babies. 1.00

01:00:14.000 Ah, there it is. 0.99

01:00:15.000 Later mystical folkloric expansion, usually tied to Kabbalah and popular preaching, not to the Talmud itself.

01:00:22.000 You know who told me to read the Kabbalah?

01:00:25.000 She did?

01:00:25.000 Roseanne.

01:00:26.000 She's like, you should read the Kabbalah.

01:00:26.000 Yeah.

01:00:28.000 I'm like, she's big in that, right?

01:00:33.000 Or did at one point was?

01:00:33.000 I don't know.

01:00:35.000 I don't remember.

01:00:36.000 I'm pretty sure she's the one who told me.

01:00:37.000 But I bet other people suggested to me, too.

01:00:40.000 My neighbor suggested to me.

01:00:41.000 He gave me a book.

01:00:43.000 I don't know about this.

01:00:44.000 I don't know about that.

01:00:46.000 I don't even know if regular Jewish people believe in that.

01:00:50.000 I don't think so.

01:00:52.000 Not the majority, for sure.

01:00:53.000 It's mysticism?

01:00:54.000 I think so.

01:00:55.000 Let's define, put that into perplexity.

01:00:58.000 What is the Kabbalah?

01:01:00.000 What is the actual Kabbalah?

01:01:01.000 And how is it thought?

01:01:06.000 How is it received by regular Jewish people?

01:01:11.000 What do they think about it?

01:01:12.000 Did they dismiss it?

01:01:13.000 I think it's a little kooky, right? 1.00

01:01:15.000 I remember Christians that use serpents. 1.00

01:01:18.000 Wasn't that like it saw this? 0.97

01:01:21.000 Big explosion of popularity because, like, Madonna 20 years ago was she, yeah, like nobody was really.

01:01:28.000 I don't remember it being part of pop culture.

01:01:30.000 Imagine looking at Madonna and going, What is she into?

01:01:33.000 What are you spiritually into?

01:01:34.000 Yeah, I want to be like her, I want to catch that wave.

01:01:39.000 Yeah, she's still doing it too.

01:01:42.000 She's still doing it.

01:01:43.000 She's part of the um World Cup like halftime show or whatever they're putting on.

01:01:48.000 I think so.

01:01:48.000 Is she?

01:01:49.000 Well, she with her face for a while and then it came back.

01:01:53.000 So it might have been like a little swollen and now it's good again.

01:01:56.000 So she looks pretty good.

01:01:57.000 Mysticism.

01:01:57.000 Jewish mysticism that seeks to understand God, creation, and the inner meaning of the Torah.

01:02:03.000 Today it's both deeply embedded in traditional Judaism and also widely and sometimes controversially popularized in pop spirituality.

01:02:12.000 The word Kabbalah means receiving, referring to a received esoteric wisdom about God and the universe.

01:02:17.000 In Jewish terms, it is the mystical layer of the Torah, teachings about God's hidden essence, the ten.

01:02:26.000 Sephirot, divine attributes, the cosmic structure, often pictured as a tree of life, and how human actions affect the spiritual worlds.

01:02:35.000 Hmm.

01:02:36.000 Hmm.

01:02:37.000 So it grew in medieval province in Spain in the 13th century with the Zohar as its foundational text and later reshaped by Lurianic Kabbalah.

01:02:48.000 See, that's too recent for a hardcore Jewish person to be into, I feel.

01:02:53.000 It's a little sketchy. 1.00

01:02:53.000 Right. 1.00

01:02:54.000 Yeah.

01:02:54.000 A little weird.

01:02:55.000 Tied to mysticism.

01:02:56.000 Mm hmm.

01:02:58.000 Well, the old, it's funny.

01:03:01.000 Like, we always want to go, How old is it?

01:03:04.000 Make sure it's old.

01:03:05.000 If it's old, then it's right.

01:03:06.000 If it's old, it's good. 0.98

01:03:07.000 But the problem with that is, like, the really old stuff is the fucking kooky stuff. 0.96

01:03:12.000 Like, you get into the Bible, the layers of it, too. 0.98

01:03:14.000 Oh, yeah.

01:03:15.000 It's just most of the book.

01:03:17.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:03:17.000 And you go, Well, what the fuck was this really all about? 0.99

01:03:22.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:03:22.000 It's. 0.99

01:03:23.000 I mean, it was just trying to, I mean, like, it's just trying to guide people, right?

01:03:26.000 Control people in a way.

01:03:27.000 I think something's happened.

01:03:29.000 You know, and what those things were, it's very difficult to tell after all this time.

01:03:35.000 One of the weird ones is they think they might have found the Ark of Noah recently.

01:03:41.000 No, like they've identified it quite a while ago, but now they've done like ground penetrating radar scans.

01:03:48.000 This thing is the exact same shape as is described in the Bible.

01:03:51.000 It looks like a boat, like it's the shape of a boat.

01:03:54.000 It's in the place where they said that it rested.

01:03:56.000 Like in the Bible, it said it rested on Mount Ararat in Turkey.

01:04:00.000 That's where it is.

01:04:01.000 And this thing is like the shape of a boat.

01:04:04.000 But how long ago was that found?

01:04:05.000 That's a good question.

01:04:07.000 I want to say the 80s or the 90s.

01:04:10.000 So it's not super recent.

01:04:10.000 Oh, that's OK.

01:04:11.000 Not super recent, but back then it was just a photo because it's like really high up in the mountains.

01:04:16.000 It's just a photo of this impression, this feature in the ground.

01:04:20.000 Like, what is this?

01:04:21.000 And then recently they started using technology to scan it, and I think they've actually found petrified wood.

01:04:28.000 It says it was discovered in 1948.

01:04:30.000 48.

01:04:30.000 Oh, wow.

01:04:32.000 Heavy rains combined with three earthquakes exposed the formation from the surrounding mud.

01:04:38.000 And that's where it said it was, too?

01:04:41.000 Like in that area?

01:04:41.000 Was too, like in the area.

01:04:43.000 Yeah, it's like where it supposedly rested, according to the Bible.

01:04:47.000 Did they extract it or leave it?

01:04:49.000 No, it's still there.

01:04:50.000 Wow.

01:04:51.000 See if you could find a good image of it. 0.99

01:04:54.000 It's very weird because you look at it, you go, what the fuck is that? 0.93

01:04:57.000 That does look like a boat. 0.98

01:04:58.000 The story's bonkers.

01:04:59.000 The story doesn't make any sense.

01:05:01.000 I think the story is a local story.

01:05:02.000 The ark story?

01:05:03.000 Yeah.

01:05:03.000 It's a local story.

01:05:04.000 It's like the idea that Noah had 40 different animals or two of each animal.

01:05:10.000 Like, that's not the whole.

01:05:11.000 Animals eat other animals.

01:05:12.000 I had a whole bit about that.

01:05:13.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:05:14.000 Yeah.

01:05:14.000 Explaining it to him.

01:05:15.000 Five year old with Down syndrome.

01:05:17.000 But if you, the problem though is back then, they didn't know what was going on in Australia.

01:05:23.000 They didn't know what was going on in New Zealand.

01:05:25.000 So if you had a local flood, like, and you did save a bunch of animals, like, that's the story.

01:05:31.000 That's the story.

01:05:31.000 Yeah.

01:05:32.000 So there probably was some guy who had a bunch of farm animals that he put on a boat and saved them and lived, and a bunch of the people died.

01:05:32.000 That makes sense.

01:05:43.000 But the question is, did this guy really get a message from God saying to build an ark?

01:05:47.000 So look at this thing. 1.00

01:05:48.000 Holy shit. 0.99

01:05:49.000 Isn't that crazy? 1.00

01:05:51.000 Go ahead.

01:05:52.000 I was reading in the wiki that when they did these first scans back in 1988, I think it was saying the guy who helped him do the scans went into court and said that it's BS, that it's the ARC.

01:06:04.000 Right, but that was in the 80s.

01:06:05.000 Well, I mean, that's why I was trying to figure out what's different about these new scans they supposedly just did.

01:06:12.000 So let's click on that link.

01:06:13.000 What does it say about the new?

01:06:15.000 That's noahsarcscans.com.

01:06:17.000 That's why I was a place I would go.

01:06:20.000 Go there.

01:06:21.000 Let's see what kind of virus you get.

01:06:23.000 So, this is some guy who's like really into Noah's Ark.

01:06:26.000 Do you have to sign up?

01:06:28.000 That's that fella.

01:06:29.000 Look, I found it.

01:06:30.000 He's like, it's mine.

01:06:31.000 So, that's what the shape of it supposedly looked like in the Bible. 0.99

01:06:36.000 And this is fucking team. 0.99

01:06:39.000 Hmm. 1.00

01:06:40.000 Was the sign say?

01:06:40.000 Wait a minute.

01:06:42.000 Yeah.

01:06:43.000 The sign say?

01:06:44.000 Noah's Ark?

01:06:46.000 So, they all think so.

01:06:47.000 Maybe there's a whole tourism thing attached to the.

01:06:50.000 Yeah, of course.

01:06:52.000 Of course.

01:06:53.000 Noah's Ark discovered?

01:06:55.000 New evidence.

01:06:56.000 From the Durupinar site in Turkey.

01:07:00.000 What is the new evidence?

01:07:01.000 And the ark rested upon the mountains of Ararat.

01:07:03.000 That's exactly where they said it was going to be.

01:07:07.000 Even in the Quran, it says that.

01:07:08.000 But how can a guy, I mean, not that I would know, but how does the guy go, it's not that though?

01:07:12.000 You know what I mean?

01:07:13.000 Like, how does he know?

01:07:14.000 He doesn't know.

01:07:15.000 No, so that's what I was trying to get out.

01:07:16.000 I was trying to read.

01:07:18.000 When they scanned, they scanned only for like iron or something like that.

01:07:21.000 I think based off of what they scanned, I think he was probably saying, you can't say that.

01:07:26.000 Is what that is based off of.

01:07:26.000 Right.

01:07:27.000 And then he's probably right.

01:07:28.000 But that's in.

01:07:29.000 That's in 1980.

01:07:31.000 So it says in 2023, the 2019 GPR data was analyzed again.

01:07:38.000 American researchers uncovered corridors and room like chambers running the full length of the formation, consistent with a large, intelligently designed vessel.

01:07:47.000 The Turkish soil test in 2024 also showed that samples inside the structure contained nearly three times more organic material than those from outside, suggesting the remains of ancient biological or man made substances.

01:08:02.000 Since 2019, a joint scientific team has applied GPR, ERT, LIDAR, and chemical analysis to determine whether the Durupinar formation is a natural geological fold or a buried, decayed wood ship preserved in the mountains of Ararat.

01:08:20.000 It's kind of crazy that it matches it in terms of it has all these characteristics.

01:08:27.000 Yeah.

01:08:28.000 It has what look like some openings. 0.92

01:08:33.000 I mean, it's cool as shit to explore.

01:08:35.000 I mean, even if they're like, this is not that, to find that an old ship like that is still cool. 0.94

01:08:41.000 I mean, why is there a ship on the top of a mountain in Turkey?

01:08:45.000 But this is why it's interesting.

01:08:47.000 But if it really was a boat.

01:08:49.000 Did you see that?

01:08:53.000 I guess it's not recently discovered, but it's recently been cleared.

01:08:56.000 Another Incan ruin site that they found. 0.88

01:08:59.000 Oh, they keep finding those, dude.

01:09:00.000 But this one was like elaborate.

01:09:03.000 And I guess they had just recently, I think recently cleared it enough so you can see.

01:09:08.000 How vast it is?

01:09:09.000 Is it in Peru?

01:09:10.000 It's in Peru, yeah.

01:09:11.000 Yeah.

01:09:12.000 They found a lot of them in Peru.

01:09:13.000 Yeah.

01:09:14.000 This one, the guy, it was like a CNN report about it. 0.99

01:09:16.000 And I was like, holy shit. 0.99

01:09:18.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:09:18.000 I'd never heard of this place before. 0.99

01:09:21.000 It's nuts, dude.

01:09:23.000 All the Aztec stuff, the Incan stuff, it's like people were living here long before the end of the Ice Age. 0.96

01:09:31.000 They were living here a long fucking time ago, man.

01:09:33.000 And they're just starting to piece that all together and try to figure out, like, how long have people been here? 0.94

01:09:37.000 They used to think it was Clovis first.

01:09:40.000 That was the thing about the Americas.

01:09:42.000 They thought that for the longest time it was the Clovis people, which was like 13,000 years ago.

01:09:47.000 And then they found footprints in White Sands, New Mexico, that are 22,000 years old. 0.99

01:09:52.000 God damn. 0.97

01:09:53.000 And so they're like, okay, it's definitely not 13,000. 0.99

01:09:56.000 Like, how old is it?

01:09:57.000 So 22,000 is long before the Ice Age.

01:09:59.000 The end of the Ice Age was like 11,000 something years ago.

01:10:02.000 The Incans are more recent than that, though.

01:10:04.000 They weren't around back then.

01:10:05.000 Yeah.

01:10:06.000 But so it's like, how long have people been here?

01:10:09.000 Have people been here?

01:10:09.000 Yeah.

01:10:10.000 We don't know.

01:10:11.000 Is that all carbon dating that they do?

01:10:12.000 So this is where it's at.

01:10:13.000 It's like in the middle of nowhere. 1.00

01:10:15.000 Holy shit. 0.99

01:10:16.000 Whoa, that's where the arc is. 0.99

01:10:16.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:10:19.000 That's where this fuck. 1.00

01:10:22.000 What does it look like from Google Earth? 0.99

01:10:24.000 Can you zoom in on the site?

01:10:25.000 This is it.

01:10:26.000 Is it can you get closer and see the actual formation?

01:10:29.000 Well, that's where the center is.

01:10:30.000 I'm trying to find the spot. 1.00

01:10:34.000 Where's the fucking boat, bitch? 1.00

01:10:36.000 Is that it right there? 1.00

01:10:37.000 Like near it above it, above that little indication red marker, like to your right, right above.

01:10:43.000 Is that it?

01:10:44.000 No, I don't think it says it's 170 feet long.

01:10:48.000 It shouldn't be that big in this picture, I guess.

01:10:50.000 Hmm.

01:10:51.000 Huh.

01:10:52.000 Hmm.

01:10:55.000 Do you think when you do the tour, they tell you, we think, or they're like, this is it?

01:10:58.000 Right there, there, there.

01:10:59.000 It's marked here.

01:11:00.000 There's the thing.

01:11:01.000 Oh, okay.

01:11:03.000 They tell you it's it, right?

01:11:04.000 Yeah.

01:11:04.000 Of course.

01:11:05.000 When you look at the ground, though, it's like, is it?

01:11:09.000 But hold on a second.

01:11:10.000 Here's what's weird.

01:11:12.000 Look at how much water erosion is on the ground.

01:11:15.000 Yeah.

01:11:16.000 Close back in again. 1.00

01:11:18.000 When you close back in, Look at, like, that all looks like rivers ran through that shit. 1.00

01:11:22.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:11:23.000 That's, dude, that's what's fucked about so many parts of Earth, is that, but that also looks like that could have been just a bunch of sediment and shit. 0.96

01:11:32.000 It's tough to tell the elevation here. 0.98

01:11:34.000 Kind of crazy, though.

01:11:36.000 But it does look like a ton of erosion happened.

01:11:39.000 Yeah.

01:11:39.000 Well, a ton of water erosion.

01:11:41.000 Yeah. 0.97

01:11:42.000 The floods were fucking real, man. 0.99

01:11:43.000 There's too many different tales of floods in too many different religions. 0.99

01:11:47.000 There's giant mountains to the north of it.

01:11:50.000 Hmm.

01:11:51.000 And there's a C down here, but that's pretty far out.

01:11:54.000 Bro, I bet that whole thing washed.

01:11:57.000 Yeah.

01:11:59.000 I guarantee.

01:12:00.000 Oof.

01:12:01.000 The stuff that ran this far out, you can see that it washed over for sure.

01:12:05.000 Like, look at the below, right above where it says Google Maps.

01:12:05.000 Oh, yeah.

01:12:05.000 Look at that.

01:12:09.000 Like, that whole thing looks like it was washed out.

01:12:12.000 That all looks like it was washed out a long time ago.

01:12:14.000 We've looked at this part before, too.

01:12:15.000 Yeah.

01:12:16.000 Well, Randall Carlson, he's like a real expert in.

01:12:23.000 Not just the mythology around the impacts of the Younger Dryas impact theory, but about what possibly could have happened to the ice sheets and what created the Great Lakes and what kind of insane water you would be talking about, the volume of water and the power of that water.

01:12:41.000 If all of the ice caps get hit with asteroids, like boom, boom, boom, that's what they think.

01:12:48.000 Somewhere around 11,800 years ago, we ran into a comet storm.

01:12:53.000 And they slammed into North America, and then you just get this insane wash of water that tears through the land and just fucking insane, impossible volume of water just carving its way through mountains, carving its way through the landscape, flattening everything in front of it.

01:13:11.000 And that's how the earth took the shape that it's in right now.

01:13:15.000 Well, that's the shape of North America.

01:13:16.000 There's a lot of evidence of that.

01:13:18.000 He's got all these slides that he shows.

01:13:22.000 See if you can find some of his stuff where he goes over it.

01:13:26.000 It's pretty interesting.

01:13:26.000 Reading how we get saved countless times a year just by Jupiter.

01:13:31.000 Oh, yeah.

01:13:32.000 Just because comets are on their way here.

01:13:34.000 Jupiter's like our bodyguard.

01:13:34.000 Yeah.

01:13:36.000 Yeah, to destroy us.

01:13:38.000 Yeah, and just slams into that giant gas giant.

01:13:38.000 Yeah.

01:13:41.000 But we all think of that as like this sci fi kind of fun, crazy movie thing.

01:13:46.000 You're like, that's really real, though.

01:13:47.000 Oh, yeah.

01:13:48.000 Look at the moon.

01:13:49.000 The moon's covered in craters.

01:13:51.000 I mean, we live in a shooting gallery.

01:13:54.000 So, this is some of the stuff.

01:13:56.000 Look at that.

01:13:57.000 Tell me that doesn't look like water washed over that.

01:13:59.000 The Columbia River.

01:14:01.000 Isn't that nuts?

01:14:02.000 Yeah.

01:14:02.000 There's tons of these.

01:14:05.000 And he does a fantastic job of breaking it all down, but he thinks that these big canyons, even the Grand Canyon, was carved relatively quickly.

01:14:14.000 He thinks this idea that all this water erosion took place over millions of years, I bet it wasn't.

01:14:21.000 He goes, I think it was very quickly.

01:14:23.000 What does it really quickly mean, though?

01:14:25.000 I don't know.

01:14:25.000 I mean, who knows?

01:14:27.000 But you're talking about.

01:14:28.000 Giant chunks of ice and rock from the sky that slam into the earth, change the climate completely, cause massive flooding, just huge amounts of water just rushing over the land.

01:14:43.000 It just completely makes sense that that's what the stories are.

01:14:47.000 There's so many stories of a flood.

01:14:50.000 Epic of Gilgamesh, it's in the Quran, it's in the Bible, it's in like they all have stories of a great flood. 0.99

01:14:58.000 And then, you know, when they see things like the Great Lakes, which Great Lakes are fucking huge, man. 0.98

01:15:06.000 Yeah. 0.81

01:15:07.000 Those used to all be glaciers.

01:15:09.000 They used to all be glaciers.

01:15:11.000 I wonder how many of those comets it takes to, like, change the makeup of, you know.

01:15:17.000 Depends on the size, right?

01:15:19.000 It could be just one.

01:15:19.000 Yeah.

01:15:20.000 One could do it if it was enormous.

01:15:22.000 This planet has been hit so many times.

01:15:25.000 They find new craters all the time.

01:15:28.000 They found this big one that's off the coast of Australia.

01:15:30.000 I don't remember when they found that one.

01:15:32.000 But when they found that one, they're like, oh, look at this.

01:15:35.000 And by the way, the Aborigines in Australia, they all have flood myths too.

01:15:40.000 They all have stories of floods, massive floods.

01:15:42.000 Yeah, they all have that.

01:15:44.000 Everybody has, every ancient culture has stories of a great flood that happened a long time ago.

01:15:50.000 Guaranteed.

01:15:50.000 It had to happen.

01:15:54.000 Yeah.

01:15:54.000 I mean, and there's nothing that says that we won't have another one, right?

01:15:58.000 Oh, these data centers are bringing it in.

01:16:00.000 That's how deep.

01:16:02.000 The Great Lakes are?

01:16:03.000 Yeah.

01:16:03.000 Compared to each other?

01:16:04.000 Fucking amen. 0.99

01:16:06.000 Watch this though. 0.99

01:16:08.000 The bottom of the Mariana Trench compared to that.

01:16:11.000 Way down there.

01:16:14.000 Whoa.

01:16:14.000 Is that where James Cameron went?

01:16:19.000 Did he go all the way down?

01:16:19.000 Yeah.

01:16:20.000 Down, yeah, he was psycho. 0.99

01:16:22.000 That is psychotic. 0.98

01:16:24.000 I met him the other day, yeah.

01:16:26.000 How was it?

01:16:26.000 Cool, right?

01:16:27.000 Very interesting guy, really nice guy.

01:16:31.000 Does a lot of martial arts, does he really?

01:16:33.000 Yeah, trains a lot.

01:16:35.000 Um, yeah, he made a record breaking solo dive to Earth's lowest point, successfully piling the submarine nearly 11 kilometers deep into the bottom of the Mariana Trench.

01:16:46.000 What is that, six miles?

01:16:47.000 What is 11 kilometers?

01:16:49.000 How many miles is that?

01:16:51.000 Yeah, yeah, that is that's six miles, it's a little over.

01:16:55.000 Dude, that's crazy.

01:16:56.000 Imagine being six miles underwater. 1.00

01:16:59.000 What the fuck are you doing? 0.99

01:17:00.000 You know, he's such an expert in those submersibles, too. 1.00

01:17:03.000 Because he's the one that he's part of the design of this.

01:17:07.000 36,000 feet. 0.99

01:17:08.000 It's fucking crazy. 0.99

01:17:09.000 36,000 feet. 0.99

01:17:11.000 Have you seen what they discover?

01:17:15.000 The wild, like the sea life down there?

01:17:17.000 Things that we've never seen before. 1.00

01:17:19.000 Weird shit. 0.99

01:17:20.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:17:21.000 Weird shit. 1.00

01:17:22.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:17:23.000 They look like aliens.

01:17:24.000 Yeah.

01:17:24.000 Because they live in complete darkness.

01:17:27.000 So there's species down there that.

01:17:29.000 No one even knew about it.

01:17:31.000 Oh, yeah.

01:17:31.000 Well, there's species that I was re watching this video that Forrest Gallant had.

01:17:35.000 There's a bunch of species that have only been discovered like one or two times, one or two specimens.

01:17:40.000 Like, there's a specific whale that they only have like one specimen. 0.99

01:17:44.000 And what is that fucking ghost? 0.99

01:17:46.000 Translucent, like. 0.99

01:17:48.000 Jamie, I'm going to send you this because this is very weird.

01:17:50.000 This is a very strange thing that I saw. 1.00

01:17:53.000 Holy fuck. 0.99

01:17:56.000 I wanted to send you this because I don't know if this is legit or not. 0.99

01:18:01.000 But I've seen it before, and it's this thing that they're detailing that's moving around on the bottom of the ocean.

01:18:09.000 And it seems to be carving a path on the bottom of the ocean.

01:18:13.000 Is it seen from Google Earth?

01:18:15.000 I don't know.

01:18:18.000 It's not?

01:18:19.000 No.

01:18:19.000 Just the way that they track that from the satellites isn't the best thing.

01:18:23.000 But I'll see what you said.

01:18:24.000 Well, the thing about this one, I don't know if it's true, but it looks like there's a path that it has on the ground in the bottom of the ocean.

01:18:34.000 Yeah, but how are they getting that information?

01:18:37.000 That's why I'm asking you.

01:18:38.000 I have no idea.

01:18:39.000 I got it from Billy Carson.

01:18:41.000 So, Billy Carson has been known to engage in some very bizarre two mile dome slowly crawling across the Pacific floor.

01:18:51.000 Okay. 0.99

01:18:51.000 So, what the fuck is that? 0.99

01:18:54.000 Two mile dome slowly crossing. 0.99

01:18:57.000 It's a two mile dome?

01:18:59.000 Uh huh.

01:18:59.000 Two miles across, slowly crawling.

01:19:02.000 So, look, it looks like it's leaving a trail.

01:19:04.000 Yeah.

01:19:05.000 So, is that real?

01:19:06.000 I'll have to see what they're getting this information.

01:19:08.000 There you go.

01:19:09.000 It's like, where, A, Google Earth doesn't take video.

01:19:12.000 So, like, it's.

01:19:13.000 Stop being a party pooper.

01:19:14.000 I'm just trying to find the answer.

01:19:16.000 Sorry, I'm just trying to deduce things.

01:19:18.000 Do you believe in that idea?

01:19:20.000 I never contemplated it.

01:19:21.000 What?

01:19:22.000 About, you know, extraterrestrial life, that they're not coming from space, that they're coming from the ocean.

01:19:29.000 Yeah, that's a big one.

01:19:30.000 That's a big one.

01:19:31.000 Tim Burchett, the congressman, I had him on, and he said that he's been told there's multiple sites.

01:19:37.000 Where in the ocean, in the deep ocean, where these things keep emerging from.

01:19:41.000 That's a cooler story to me now.

01:19:43.000 Well, it makes sense that they would have a base here. 0.97

01:19:45.000 And if you're going to have a base, like if James Cameron can get to the bottom of the fucking ocean, James Cameron, didn't he do it in like 2012 or some shit? 0.96

01:19:54.000 Yeah, I think that's when that said that was. 0.98

01:19:56.000 Yeah.

01:19:56.000 It's a while ago.

01:19:57.000 So he did that 14 fucking years ago. 0.98

01:20:00.000 Imagine what they could do. 0.99

01:20:01.000 Oh my God.

01:20:01.000 Full bases down there.

01:20:03.000 Full bases.

01:20:03.000 Why wouldn't they have a base down there?

01:20:05.000 Then we're not going to look. 1.00

01:20:06.000 We're too stupid. 1.00

01:20:07.000 We barely imagine. 1.00

01:20:09.000 Is that James Cameron?

01:20:10.000 I love aliens. 1.00

01:20:12.000 Avatars are the shit. 1.00

01:20:13.000 I always tell you what you got wrong. 1.00

01:20:13.000 So cool, man. 1.00

01:20:14.000 But other than that, islands can't float in the sky.

01:20:17.000 But other than that, pretty cool.

01:20:18.000 True lies. 0.99

01:20:20.000 That's a fucking great movie. 1.00

01:20:21.000 Yeah, that guy made some bangers, man. 1.00

01:20:23.000 He makes bangers.

01:20:24.000 He makes some bangers.

01:20:26.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:20:27.000 You know, I mean, the Avatar movies alone, like the second one that was underwater, didn't that cost like a fucking billion dollars to make or something ridiculous?

01:20:35.000 He is so, also, by all accounts, I've never met him, but as a filmmaker, everyone's like, there is not a more supremely confident filmmaker, which I think is like something everybody loves and, and, You benefit from if you're in that production. 0.99

01:20:52.000 Somebody who just knows their shit so well. 0.64

01:20:54.000 That's like the cool. 1.00

01:20:54.000 Right. 1.00

01:20:55.000 I think that's the dream of any, whether you're cast or crew, to be with somebody who you're like, oh, this guy fucking knows exactly what he's doing. 1.00

01:21:03.000 He's a smart motherfucker. 1.00

01:21:03.000 You know? 1.00

01:21:05.000 Yeah.

01:21:05.000 I mean, that's why he figured out how to get to the bottom of the ocean.

01:21:08.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:21:09.000 Fucking solo submarine. 1.00

01:21:11.000 That's insane. 1.00

01:21:13.000 It's insane.

01:21:14.000 Yeah, but I mean, how many of those things even exist?

01:21:19.000 Of those submarines?

01:21:20.000 Yeah.

01:21:21.000 I think they made that one.

01:21:22.000 Yeah.

01:21:23.000 I think so. 1.00

01:21:23.000 Fuck. 1.00

01:21:24.000 What does that mean? 1.00

01:21:25.000 They made it.

01:21:26.000 I mean, nobody had been in it before him?

01:21:28.000 I'm pretty sure.

01:21:28.000 No.

01:21:29.000 He helped design that.

01:21:32.000 Remember when that one imploded?

01:21:33.000 The crazy one?

01:21:34.000 Yeah.

01:21:35.000 He was like one of the top people speaking about what they got.

01:21:40.000 He knew exactly what they got wrong.

01:21:42.000 Yeah.

01:21:43.000 Apparently, there were some whistleblowers in that company.

01:21:45.000 Yeah.

01:21:45.000 I watched that doc.

01:21:46.000 It was incredible.

01:21:48.000 Yeah.

01:21:49.000 The people that built it were like, don't do this.

01:21:52.000 And when they would do the tests, and the test would go wrong, and he was like, Get the fuck out of here. 0.98

01:21:58.000 Like, if you're going to be negative, don't be around me. 0.99

01:22:02.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:22:04.000 God, there's so many crazy people out there.

01:22:04.000 That's really good.

01:22:06.000 So many legitimately crazy people that just want to be right no matter what.

01:22:09.000 He couldn't accept being wrong.

01:22:11.000 He just couldn't accept being wrong.

01:22:12.000 He just couldn't accept being wrong.

01:22:13.000 He just sent people to their death in the ocean in the most horrific way possible.

01:22:16.000 You just get compressed instantaneously.

01:22:19.000 And you just hear it start.

01:22:22.000 Yeah.

01:22:22.000 You imagine you're looking around.

01:22:23.000 Tony used to have a bit about that.

01:22:25.000 Really?

01:22:26.000 He would.

01:22:27.000 At the beginning of a set, he would take his microphone and he would scratch it on the stool.

01:22:31.000 And people were like, What are you doing?

01:22:33.000 That's the last thing those people in that submarine heard.

01:22:35.000 Oh my gosh.

01:22:37.000 So dark.

01:22:38.000 That's the hatch and iPort.

01:22:42.000 I think that's all James Cameron could see out of.

01:22:44.000 Whoa. 0.86

01:22:46.000 That guy's big fucking mistake, too, isn't that he couldn't figure out how to design one that was capable, it's that he couldn't design one that was light enough. 0.97

01:22:57.000 To do multiple trips and be towed out. 0.98

01:23:00.000 Like, in other words, the cost of hauling out the correct size and weight would have been too much for him to run this business where people could pay to do it.

01:23:11.000 So he kept looking for lighter and lighter materials.

01:23:14.000 Oh, my God.

01:23:15.000 You know what I mean?

01:23:16.000 So, because then you could haul it out and it wouldn't be too much weight.

01:23:20.000 And they're like, no, but you need to have like steel.

01:23:22.000 He's like, nah, that weighs too much.

01:23:25.000 Let's do carbon fiber, you know?

01:23:27.000 Yeah.

01:23:27.000 That was his own ego.

01:23:31.000 Oh.

01:23:32.000 And he couldn't be wrong and he wanted to run his business.

01:23:34.000 Why do we love carbon fiber so much?

01:23:36.000 Every dude loves carbon fiber.

01:23:36.000 I know.

01:23:37.000 I love it.

01:23:38.000 I have a Cadillac, the Escalade V. Yeah.

01:23:38.000 Yeah.

01:23:41.000 You know, it has a carbon fiber dash.

01:23:43.000 Yeah.

01:23:44.000 I love looking at them.

01:23:45.000 Look at all that carbon fiber.

01:23:46.000 It's cool.

01:23:46.000 It looks cool.

01:23:47.000 Space.

01:23:48.000 It looks future.

01:23:48.000 Yeah.

01:23:49.000 I have carbon fiber trim on things.

01:23:51.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:23:52.000 Fuck it, have it. 1.00

01:23:53.000 I had my GT3 RS, my 2007. 1.00

01:23:55.000 I had all the interior pieces replaced with carbon fiber.

01:23:58.000 Did you really?

01:23:59.000 Yeah.

01:24:00.000 Looks cool.

01:24:01.000 Door latches, everything.

01:24:02.000 It's lighter.

01:24:04.000 Now it goes faster.

01:24:05.000 By like, what, five pounds?

01:24:07.000 For the whole car?

01:24:07.000 I know.

01:24:08.000 It's stupid. 0.99

01:24:08.000 But it's like there's something cool about the way it looks. 0.99

01:24:11.000 It looks cool, especially in a submersible.

01:24:13.000 It looks really cool.

01:24:14.000 Have you seen that company, Classic Recreations, that does a 67 Mustang all in carbon fiber?

01:24:19.000 No.

01:24:20.000 Bro! 1.00

01:24:22.000 It's fucking sick. 1.00

01:24:23.000 It's like a half a million dollar car, at least. 0.99

01:24:26.000 And it takes a long time to make, but it's all one piece carbon fiber shell.

01:24:32.000 So it's super light.

01:24:33.000 And they'll make it with like a supercharged Coyote engine.

01:24:37.000 So it's like 770 horsepower.

01:24:39.000 And it probably weighs under 3,000 pounds.

01:24:41.000 Oof.

01:24:43.000 It looks light. 1.00

01:24:44.000 It's fucking sick. 0.99

01:24:45.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00

01:24:46.000 Yeah.

01:24:46.000 It's got to be really fast.

01:24:47.000 Well, even if you had a steel one, 67s are not that big.

01:24:51.000 It's not a big car.

01:24:52.000 That's like a 3,000 pound car.

01:24:55.000 I think the 65s, 66s, and 67s, 68s were all relatively similar sized.

01:25:06.000 But the 67s were wider.

01:25:09.000 And then they got to 69, and they got a little bit bigger.

01:25:13.000 But 67, 68s, they got wider.

01:25:16.000 And then 69, they got a little bigger.

01:25:18.000 Who makes it?

01:25:20.000 A company called Classic Recreations.

01:25:23.000 Huh.

01:25:24.000 Jamie, see if you can find a video of it.

01:25:24.000 I wonder.

01:25:26.000 When you see the video of it in carbon fiber with that GT500, that 67 GT500 shape, it's fucking sick. 0.98

01:25:33.000 Those. 0.93

01:25:34.000 Carbon fiber has to do really poorly in a wreck, right?

01:25:36.000 Oh, terrible.

01:25:37.000 Yeah.

01:25:38.000 Yeah, it's got to fall apart.

01:25:39.000 Yeah.

01:25:39.000 It's like you're fucked.

01:25:40.000 And also, good luck repairing it. 1.00

01:25:42.000 No shit. 1.00

01:25:43.000 Somebody bumps into you in the fucking supermarket parking lot. 1.00

01:25:46.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:25:46.000 You have to get a whole new fender. 1.00

01:25:48.000 Like, they don't repair it.

01:25:49.000 It's not like, oh, don't worry. 1.00

01:25:50.000 It's just all new shit. 0.99

01:25:52.000 Yeah, because you can't, like, Look at that. 0.99

01:25:55.000 That whole thing is all in carbon fiber.

01:25:59.000 And if you see when they get close to it and you look at it.

01:26:01.000 See if you could.

01:26:02.000 Oh, it's so rad.

01:26:02.000 But if you could see the actual images of like.

01:26:06.000 It's hard to tell right there.

01:26:07.000 Oh, that one's kind of painted.

01:26:10.000 But some of them are not painted.

01:26:12.000 That one's a.

01:26:13.000 Go back to that one again, though.

01:26:14.000 I want to see what that looks like.

01:26:15.000 That color is sick.

01:26:16.000 The green one I just had?

01:26:17.000 Yeah.

01:26:18.000 That color is sick.

01:26:21.000 That's a beautiful green.

01:26:23.000 Yeah, right there.

01:26:24.000 Look at that thing.

01:26:25.000 That's really cool.

01:26:26.000 Oh my God.

01:26:26.000 I never wanted a green Mustang like that before until this time.

01:26:29.000 Looks like someone's about to place an order.

01:26:31.000 Look how cool that thing looks.

01:26:32.000 I'm excited for you guys' classic recreations.

01:26:34.000 I was here for the day Joe ordered his.

01:26:36.000 I never thought I would like it like that in green.

01:26:38.000 I never saw a 67 GT.

01:26:40.000 Look at that.

01:26:40.000 Like right there.

01:26:41.000 That looks amazing. 0.99

01:26:43.000 That's fucking cool. 0.96

01:26:45.000 But the process of making that and designing that is pretty insane. 0.99

01:26:50.000 Yeah, I'm sure.

01:26:51.000 I mean, it's still probably a fairly heavy car, but.

01:26:55.000 See if you that's the different one.

01:26:57.000 That's the Shelby, they do that.

01:26:59.000 They do those um, um, Shelby Cobras, they do that all in uh, carbon fiber as well.

01:27:06.000 But there's I know there's videos because I was looking at the other day of ones where you see it, it's all in carbon fiber.

01:27:13.000 There's the green one, there's the green one.

01:27:16.000 But I know they have uh, see if you can find videos where they close in on the actual carbon because some of them are just carbon fiber.

01:27:24.000 You get to see it.

01:27:30.000 Here we go.

01:27:32.000 Go video.

01:27:33.000 Oh, there you go.

01:27:34.000 So there you see the carbon fiber.

01:27:36.000 Like, look at that. 0.97

01:27:38.000 That looks fucking cool. 0.96

01:27:39.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:27:40.000 That's why you get it, because it looks fucking cool. 0.97

01:27:43.000 There's a thing about being a boy. 0.98

01:27:45.000 It's really. 1.00

01:27:46.000 Girls don't give a fuck about carbon fiber, do they? 1.00

01:27:48.000 No way, dude. 1.00

01:27:49.000 Not most.

01:27:50.000 Why would they care about that?

01:27:50.000 No.

01:27:51.000 But look how good that looks. 0.97

01:27:55.000 That looks fucking awesome. 0.98

01:27:57.000 Jesus Christ, that's beautiful. 0.98

01:28:00.000 You got a text?

01:28:01.000 No, I was looking up these.

01:28:02.000 I went to this garage that I saw. 0.98

01:28:05.000 Fucking, I was trying to remember what I saw there because it was such a crazy collection, dude, here in town. 0.99

01:28:12.000 Oh my God. 0.99

01:28:14.000 Of what?

01:28:15.000 What kind?

01:28:15.000 Of cars.

01:28:17.000 Everything.

01:28:18.000 Everything.

01:28:18.000 Like some private owner?

01:28:19.000 Private owner.

01:28:21.000 And most, like 99% don't get driven, which is the crazier part.

01:28:25.000 Yeah.

01:28:26.000 You just have these sitting here?

01:28:27.000 Well, they're probably a good investment.

01:28:30.000 Yeah, this dude had a GT1, a CLK GTR Aperta, McLaren F1, multiple LaFerraris, SP1s, 250 GTO. 1.00

01:28:41.000 Like just a stupid fucking collection. 1.00

01:28:44.000 I love old Porsches. 1.00

01:28:46.000 I do not love old Ferraris.

01:28:48.000 Really?

01:28:49.000 Yeah.

01:28:49.000 The 60s ones, though?

01:28:51.000 They look bunk to me.

01:28:52.000 Really?

01:28:53.000 Yeah, I don't like them.

01:28:53.000 Oh, I think they look beautiful.

01:28:55.000 Yeah.

01:28:56.000 The old Porsches look amazing, too.

01:28:57.000 I like old Porsches.

01:28:59.000 I like 69, 70, 71, 72. 0.99

01:29:02.000 The long nose Porsches, those are, to me, when I see those, especially the wide body ones, fucking. 0.99

01:29:08.000 Yeah, they're gorgeous. 0.99

01:29:09.000 They look amazing.

01:29:10.000 But when I see like old Ferraris, I'm like, that looks like it's going to break.

01:29:14.000 I mean, they probably, you know.

01:29:16.000 That's going to leave you somewhere.

01:29:17.000 Yeah.

01:29:18.000 And it's also precious.

01:29:19.000 Like, nobody does anything with them.

01:29:21.000 They become, honestly, they're like too valuable.

01:29:24.000 Yeah.

01:29:24.000 When you go, how much was this?

01:29:25.000 It was $25 million this thing sold for at auction.

01:29:28.000 You're like, okay.

01:29:29.000 People take, like, old Porsches and they mod them.

01:29:31.000 Yeah.

01:29:32.000 And they make them outlaws.

01:29:33.000 Yeah.

01:29:34.000 You know, like that Magnus Walker.

01:29:35.000 Yeah.

01:29:36.000 Yeah.

01:29:36.000 He makes awesome.

01:29:37.000 I love that.

01:29:38.000 That's what I love.

01:29:39.000 I love when they customize them and they put cool paint on them.

01:29:43.000 Well, I like looking at.

01:29:45.000 The old Ferrari.

01:29:46.000 I feel like they do look like works of art.

01:29:48.000 They look beautiful.

01:29:49.000 But I feel like the Porsche would be the one you'd want to drive.

01:29:51.000 Yeah, I don't even like looking at them.

01:29:53.000 Really?

01:29:54.000 It's weird.

01:29:54.000 Yeah, I don't know.

01:29:55.000 It's like, you know how you have tastes.

01:29:58.000 Yeah.

01:29:59.000 Like, people think I like old cars.

01:30:00.000 They'll try to show me something from the 50s.

01:30:02.000 I'm like, get that thing away from me.

01:30:04.000 It's not your era.

01:30:05.000 Yeah.

01:30:06.000 Oh, that's pretty cool looking. 0.96

01:30:07.000 That's pretty fucking beautiful. 0.97

01:30:08.000 1960? 0.99

01:30:10.000 Actually, take it back.

01:30:10.000 Yeah.

01:30:11.000 That's pretty dope.

01:30:12.000 That's pretty good.

01:30:13.000 That one's pretty dope, too. 1.00

01:30:15.000 That one upper left. 1.00

01:30:17.000 That's pretty dope.

01:30:18.000 But I do wonder how they drive.

01:30:19.000 I changed my opinion.

01:30:20.000 I wonder how they drive.

01:30:21.000 I really do. 1.00

01:30:22.000 They probably like dog shit. 1.00

01:30:23.000 Compared to your little Cayman? 1.00

01:30:26.000 I mean, that thing's insane.

01:30:26.000 Yeah.

01:30:27.000 It's so fun.

01:30:28.000 That's a mid engine car that's got modern suspension, modern brakes, modern technology, and what, like 650 horsepower?

01:30:36.000 It's got some crazy, it's got tuned up.

01:30:38.000 Bonkers. 0.88

01:30:39.000 And it sounds insane.

01:30:40.000 When you drove by my house with that thing, I remember.

01:30:42.000 I got a boner.

01:30:43.000 I remember you walked inside and then you walked outside and you were like.

01:30:46.000 Yeah, I wanted to watch you drive off.

01:30:48.000 I wanted to hear it.

01:30:50.000 I think still, man.

01:30:51.000 It's so fun.

01:30:52.000 It's so fun.

01:30:53.000 See, that's what I like.

01:30:54.000 I like stuff that you drive.

01:30:56.000 Yeah.

01:30:57.000 I was telling you, that's why I like my Super Snake because it's not, it's a great American muscle car, like a modern muscle car.

01:31:04.000 It's not the fastest car, it doesn't handle the best, but it's the most exciting.

01:31:09.000 It's like the most fun to drive.

01:31:11.000 Yeah, I was just talking about this, about when you get into cars.

01:31:15.000 So when you start off and you drive a Honda Accord and somebody goes, You should have a Mustang.

01:31:22.000 You get in a Mustang, you're like faster, right?

01:31:24.000 You go faster.

01:31:25.000 So, faster equates with better, more fun, and better. 0.92

01:31:29.000 And then you get, let's say, to a 9 11, you're like faster, more fun, better. 0.91

01:31:34.000 And in your mind, there's this formula of like, well, as long as it's faster, it's going to be better.

01:31:38.000 And then it crosses over to this other plane where you go, oh, it's faster, but all the fun is not there anymore.

01:31:45.000 Right.

01:31:46.000 And you have to find a place where you go, like, fast doesn't equal fun necessarily.

01:31:50.000 There's a fun that's a mixture of things.

01:31:53.000 Exactly.

01:31:54.000 There is a fast aspect, but there can be too fast.

01:31:57.000 It's a feeling that you get from fun cars.

01:32:00.000 Yes.

01:32:01.000 Like one of my favorite cars that I ever had that I kind of miss, I had a 2012 Shelby GT500 convertible.

01:32:09.000 You ever see that?

01:32:10.000 I drove into the comics store a bunch of times.

01:32:11.000 I did see that.

01:32:12.000 I loved that car.

01:32:13.000 Yeah, because you drove it once. 0.97

01:32:15.000 I want to say, this is fucking amazing. 0.94

01:32:16.000 The Canyon Club one time, I remember. 0.99

01:32:18.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:32:20.000 I loved it because it was the only car that I ever bought that was like that, that was a convertible.

01:32:24.000 And it felt a little sketchy, like a little wobbly because it was a convertible.

01:32:27.000 But the feeling that you would get, it wasn't the most horsepower.

01:32:31.000 I think back then they had like 500 or 550 or something like that, which is a lot.

01:32:36.000 But today it's not.

01:32:37.000 Today it's not.

01:32:38.000 But it had a supercharger and it would whine when you get on it.

01:32:42.000 And it was a.

01:32:42.000 Solid rear axle so it would kick out all the time.

01:32:45.000 It was like handle like dog shit. 1.00

01:32:48.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:32:48.000 It wasn't the best, but it was fun. 1.00

01:32:49.000 Like you go around the corner and fucking stomp on the gas and it was fun. 0.94

01:32:55.000 But it was the torque and the sound. 0.99

01:32:58.000 And because it was a convertible, you hear the sound right there.

01:33:01.000 There's nothing there.

01:33:02.000 It was like one of my most enjoyable cars I ever owned.

01:33:05.000 I loved it. 0.99

01:33:06.000 When I got rid of it, I was like, I should have kept that fucker. 1.00

01:33:06.000 I missed it. 1.00

01:33:08.000 Yeah.

01:33:09.000 The fun, the fun, like that piece of it, I think. 0.62

01:33:13.000 If you have a bunch of cars, you want stuff that's comfortable because sometimes you're like, shit, I need to be in some type of comfort for this one thing I'm doing. 0.94

01:33:20.000 Yes. 0.98

01:33:21.000 And then the rest of the time, you just want to have fun.

01:33:23.000 Jamie, show me a picture of a 2012 Shelby GT500 convertible black.

01:33:23.000 Yeah.

01:33:29.000 That's what you had?

01:33:30.000 Yeah, I miss it.

01:33:32.000 It wasn't the best looking car either.

01:33:33.000 It was good looking, it was cool looking, but it was just the driving fun.

01:33:38.000 It was like one of the first frivolous cars that I bought when I had some money.

01:33:42.000 I'll tell you, I miss, I think it was a 981.

01:33:46.000 GTS, um, yeah, it is.

01:33:50.000 That's it.

01:33:51.000 That's exactly it.

01:33:52.000 That's exactly the car.

01:33:54.000 That's exactly what I had.

01:33:55.000 I didn't have a roll bar though.

01:33:58.000 I loved it.

01:33:58.000 Yeah, maybe it had a roll bar.

01:34:00.000 I don't think so though.

01:34:01.000 Nah, I think it was like that.

01:34:02.000 Can you look it up if I got this right?

01:34:04.000 981 GTS.

01:34:06.000 God, I missed that car.

01:34:07.000 Blue, I really missed that. 0.68

01:34:11.000 Shelby in blue.

01:34:14.000 Yeah, I had that and I had maybe I sent it to um BBI.

01:34:20.000 That they did tuning on it.

01:34:23.000 I've never been sad about selling something until after I sold that. 0.99

01:34:27.000 That shit was so much fun to drive. 0.99

01:34:30.000 Get yourself another one, Tommy boy. 1.00

01:34:31.000 I know.

01:34:33.000 Go back to that Shelby. 1.00

01:34:35.000 I might have to get one of them. 1.00

01:34:36.000 We're looking at like old girlfriends right now.

01:34:38.000 I know.

01:34:39.000 I know.

01:34:40.000 Yes, sir.

01:34:41.000 Really fun ones who swallowed.

01:34:45.000 That thing was so fun, man.

01:34:47.000 I love driving it.

01:34:48.000 And again, look, that one looks good with the red stripe. 1.00

01:34:48.000 Great tits. 1.00

01:34:51.000 And again, it wasn't like nobody was. 0.99

01:34:53.000 You know, nobody's like, whoa, you're a baller.

01:34:56.000 It wasn't like that at all.

01:34:58.000 It was just fun for me.

01:34:59.000 Yeah.

01:35:00.000 That's what it's about, man.

01:35:02.000 And again, not the fastest car, pretty fast for the time, but, you know, like Porsche's handle.

01:35:02.000 Yeah.

01:35:08.000 Like, before that, I had had a 911 Turbo.

01:35:10.000 It's way faster, handles way better. 0.99

01:35:12.000 I remember taking that, getting chased by a Mustang up Benedict Canyon and just losing his ass. 0.99

01:35:20.000 That was the fun. 0.99

01:35:20.000 Oh, yeah. 0.99

01:35:22.000 Oh, those things handle so well.

01:35:23.000 That's a 3,000 pound car, too.

01:35:25.000 Yeah.

01:35:26.000 Yeah.

01:35:26.000 Like, probably something like that.

01:35:28.000 Like, like my Shelby Super Snake, that's probably like close to 4,000 pounds.

01:35:35.000 Cars today are very, very heavy.

01:35:37.000 Yeah, they're very heavy.

01:35:38.000 I looked up the Escalade IQ, the all electric.

01:35:44.000 That's 9,000 pounds.

01:35:46.000 I know, it's crazy.

01:35:47.000 It's massive.

01:35:47.000 That's so crazy.

01:35:48.000 Oh, there's one for sale.

01:35:50.000 How much is it?

01:35:51.000 45 grand?

01:35:52.000 How many miles on it?

01:35:53.000 16,000 miles?

01:35:56.000 Edit this out.

01:35:58.000 I'm gonna have to buy that. 0.99

01:35:59.000 Look at that fucking thing. 1.00

01:36:00.000 It's cool. 1.00

01:36:01.000 Bookmark it.

01:36:02.000 Yeah, dude, I'm in love.

01:36:03.000 Oh, that's it.

01:36:05.000 See, it's like kind of cheap inside and everything.

01:36:07.000 It doesn't matter.

01:36:07.000 Yeah.

01:36:08.000 It doesn't matter.

01:36:09.000 Is the fun of it?

01:36:10.000 How many horsepower do those things have?

01:36:15.000 5.4 liter supercharged V8. 0.76

01:36:18.000 Let's find out how many horsepower that thing has.

01:36:23.000 Yeah.

01:36:23.000 550?

01:36:24.000 That sounds about right.

01:36:25.000 That's your girl, man.

01:36:26.000 I loved it.

01:36:27.000 That's her.

01:36:27.000 I loved it.

01:36:30.000 It was like it wasn't precious.

01:36:32.000 I didn't mind parking in places.

01:36:33.000 And if it had a dent on it, it would probably look cooler.

01:36:35.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:36:36.000 It didn't matter.

01:36:38.000 It was just being in it and just, boom, boom.

01:36:42.000 And the wind in your hair.

01:36:43.000 I didn't have any hair. 1.00

01:36:45.000 But the fucking wind in your face, the sound. 0.99

01:36:49.000 I will say, I think there's no better top down city than LA. 1.00

01:36:54.000 Oh, yeah.

01:36:55.000 I love a convertible in LA.

01:36:57.000 It's like the greatest.

01:36:58.000 You have like three weeks to do it here before your head burns.

01:37:00.000 Especially us.

01:37:00.000 Yeah.

01:37:01.000 Oh, fuck. 1.00

01:37:02.000 Your head's shaved unless you're wearing a hat. 1.00

01:37:04.000 Got to.

01:37:05.000 But there it's like perfect.

01:37:06.000 Oh, yeah.

01:37:07.000 Especially, well, I would love it at night driving down sunset.

01:37:10.000 Oh, yeah.

01:37:11.000 I loved it.

01:37:12.000 I loved coming over Laurel.

01:37:13.000 I'd have like a music playlist that I'd listen to.

01:37:16.000 Like my perfect going to the comedy store playlist.

01:37:19.000 Yeah.

01:37:19.000 And then another one on the way out.

01:37:21.000 It's the best.

01:37:22.000 Yeah.

01:37:23.000 But there's something about, like, it was also like, wow, I'm really in Hollywood.

01:37:27.000 I'm really going to do a show at the comedy store in Hollywood.

01:37:32.000 And this is my job.

01:37:34.000 Like, this is crazy.

01:37:35.000 Yeah. 0.98

01:37:35.000 It's fucking awesome. 0.98

01:37:36.000 It's so cool. 0.97

01:37:37.000 Yeah.

01:37:38.000 To be one of those sperm that made it through and cracked the egg.

01:37:42.000 I went there like a week ago.

01:37:44.000 It was super fun.

01:37:45.000 I heard it was awesome during the Netflix festival.

01:37:46.000 Was that when you were there?

01:37:47.000 Yes.

01:37:48.000 It was so fun.

01:37:50.000 Everybody said it was like the comic store of old.

01:37:53.000 It was great.

01:37:54.000 Yeah, Peter Shore texted me, sent me some pictures.

01:37:57.000 He's like, dude, you should be here. 0.97

01:37:58.000 It was fucking bumping, man. 0.97

01:37:58.000 It's amazing. 0.97

01:38:00.000 That's nice.

01:38:01.000 Yeah.

01:38:02.000 It was really fun.

01:38:02.000 That's nice.

01:38:03.000 I've been going to your club, too.

01:38:04.000 I'm working on a new hour.

01:38:05.000 So it's been really fun to get reps.

01:38:07.000 How long have you been doing sets now?

01:38:09.000 Because last time I talked to you.

01:38:10.000 So, like a month?

01:38:11.000 Yeah.

01:38:12.000 Yeah.

01:38:12.000 Do you want to do a set Tuesday or Wednesday?

01:38:14.000 I leave.

01:38:15.000 I go back to LA.

01:38:16.000 I got this thing I have to go fly out for to announce.

01:38:20.000 Oh, what are you doing?

01:38:21.000 Can I tell anybody?

01:38:22.000 I don't think I can yet.

01:38:23.000 Not yet.

01:38:24.000 I'll tell you.

01:38:25.000 I won't tell anybody.

01:38:27.000 No one will hear.

01:38:28.000 But when I come back, I'd love to.

01:38:30.000 Are you going to do a season three?

01:38:32.000 I don't know.

01:38:32.000 That'll be up to them, I guess.

01:38:34.000 See how it does?

01:38:35.000 Yeah, see how it does. 0.97

01:38:37.000 It's so fucking fun. 0.95

01:38:38.000 It's such a good show, dude. 1.00

01:38:39.000 It's such a perfect show for you because it's so obvious that it's your imagination because no one would think of these fucking things. 0.99

01:38:47.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:38:49.000 The one, I don't want to give it away.

01:38:51.000 Oh, you can.

01:38:51.000 You can.

01:38:52.000 The one where it's the girl that you knew for a long time and then.

01:38:56.000 Oh, yeah.

01:38:56.000 Yeah.

01:38:59.000 Floriana.

01:39:02.000 And you won't let her in the car.

01:39:03.000 Yeah.

01:39:07.000 That felt like real life, you know?

01:39:09.000 Yeah, that felt like real life.

01:39:10.000 I was saying to myself, why doesn't he just open the door and get out?

01:39:13.000 Yeah, I know.

01:39:13.000 Well, it was more fun to see horrible things happen to her.

01:39:21.000 And it fucking, I would say this because it's not a credit to me, but I always wanted to emphasize how I wanted it to look, and my DP, Nico Wiesnet, Is brilliant. 0.97

01:39:30.000 So everything looks like a fucking movie, you know? 0.98

01:39:32.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:39:33.000 Like the slave one looks like an Oscar winning film.

01:39:35.000 It really does. 0.99

01:39:36.000 It's so ridiculous. 0.96

01:39:36.000 Yeah. 0.96

01:39:37.000 It's so crazy. 0.96

01:39:40.000 I wouldn't give that away either, but it's so ridiculous. 0.98

01:39:42.000 Yeah, it's crazy. 0.84

01:39:44.000 It's so fun.

01:39:45.000 Yeah, they just let us have fun.

01:39:47.000 It's like, it's such a different experience than what I'm used to and what you're used to with stand up, which is such a solo endeavor.

01:39:57.000 But to have a team, you know, from the writer's room, To actually getting into production of like everybody collaborating.

01:40:03.000 It's such a fun thing.

01:40:04.000 It's also so irreverent.

01:40:06.000 I don't think you could do it anywhere but Netflix.

01:40:09.000 I don't think anybody would allow you to.

01:40:10.000 I don't think so either. 0.97

01:40:11.000 They are the, they really are, you know, for all the shit that people justifiably talk about, like studios and execs and stuff. 0.95

01:40:22.000 For this show, I've never had an experience like it where they're just like, go for it. 0.98

01:40:26.000 No, they let you just do whatever you want.

01:40:28.000 Yeah.

01:40:28.000 It's, it's, look, they're the best at that.

01:40:32.000 I mean, think about the amount.

01:40:32.000 Yeah.

01:40:34.000 I mean, they get a lot of criticism about some of the content.

01:40:37.000 Sure.

01:40:37.000 But it's really the idea is.

01:40:39.000 They'll let anything in there.

01:40:40.000 They let it in.

01:40:41.000 That's good.

01:40:41.000 Yeah.

01:40:42.000 Like, you're not going to agree with all of it.

01:40:44.000 Some of it you're going to think is far left content or some of it.

01:40:47.000 But the thing is, they're not ideologically captured.

01:40:51.000 Like, it's not like they only allow, like, woke content.

01:40:54.000 Not at all.

01:40:55.000 They'll let you go ham.

01:40:56.000 Not at all.

01:40:57.000 They let you push it.

01:40:57.000 Yeah.

01:40:58.000 And I don't think anybody else would do it.

01:41:00.000 I don't think so either.

01:41:01.000 I don't think so either.

01:41:02.000 They were the first people I showed it to.

01:41:04.000 And thankfully, they said yes.

01:41:06.000 But I think it would have been shut down after that.

01:41:08.000 Yeah.

01:41:09.000 There's no chance.

01:41:10.000 Like, just the first.

01:41:12.000 First scene in the first episode where you're you take the pill, the Kevin Nealon one, yeah, Kevin Nealon, yeah, just that. 0.99

01:41:21.000 Like, there's not a fucking chance in hell, yeah. 0.98

01:41:23.000 No, there's the things you're doing, there's no, no. 0.98

01:41:26.000 And our we have one you haven't seen later in with Jesus that I don't think would fly other places, um, with Johnny Pemberton in it, he's amazing.

01:41:35.000 Great cast, um, great people came in.

01:41:38.000 Kirk Fox did one, Frankie Quinones did one, oh, nice, Odette Annabelle did one, um.

01:41:43.000 I'm leaving people out.

01:41:44.000 Martha Kelly, there's a great cast, and they all signed up for it.

01:41:48.000 We had people, by the way, we had a couple.

01:41:52.000 One time, the casting director sat me down and was like, hey, just so you know, I sent out submissions for this one you did.

01:42:00.000 And all the agents called me today and said, I would never put an actor in a position to do something like this.

01:42:07.000 And then one actor called one of the people on our staff and was like, you can't make this one.

01:42:14.000 They're like, this is wrong.

01:42:17.000 This is an actor.

01:42:18.000 This is dangerous to put out in the world.

01:42:18.000 An actor.

01:42:21.000 And we were like, what?

01:42:23.000 She was that offended by it.

01:42:24.000 But she wasn't in it.

01:42:26.000 No, but she had been offered a part.

01:42:27.000 So she was like, I read what you offered me.

01:42:30.000 I'm so offended.

01:42:33.000 I was like, okay.

01:42:34.000 Yeah.

01:42:35.000 She really was like, I'm going to call people and I hope you guys don't make this.

01:42:39.000 Isn't it amazing that she's an activist?

01:42:42.000 Yeah, over this.

01:42:43.000 Clearly wasn't also understanding the tone.

01:42:47.000 Was it the girl from Snow White? 0.99

01:42:49.000 No, but I heard she's a handful. 0.88

01:42:52.000 Seems like it. 0.99

01:42:53.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:42:54.000 Seems like she cost that movie a lot of money.

01:42:57.000 Oh, my God.

01:42:58.000 I know.

01:42:59.000 Allegedly.

01:43:00.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:43:01.000 And what that does to the rest of her career? 1.00

01:43:03.000 Oh, she's fucked. 1.00

01:43:04.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:43:04.000 She's, especially in this, because that was like at the tipping point of woke being like, we had woke fatigue. 1.00

01:43:10.000 And then she didn't, it wasn't the whole thing that she didn't want to promote, which is like, that's the whole, that's half the gig, man.

01:43:15.000 Promoting your thing is half the gig.

01:43:17.000 Well, the problem is when she would talk, she would say things that were so unappealing.

01:43:22.000 They're like, you're trying to sell a movie.

01:43:24.000 People want to like you.

01:43:25.000 You're Snow White.

01:43:26.000 You can't be like chastising people or whatever you're doing, scolding people.

01:43:33.000 Yeah, lecturing them.

01:43:34.000 Yeah, like, you're a kid.

01:43:35.000 Yeah.

01:43:36.000 Be like, thanks for the gig.

01:43:36.000 Don't do that.

01:43:38.000 Yeah.

01:43:38.000 Where I got the gig.

01:43:39.000 Thank you.

01:43:39.000 It was amazing.

01:43:40.000 That's Snow White.

01:43:41.000 But the whole thing was doomed anyway when they weren't going to use dwarves, right?

01:43:46.000 They called them magical creatures instead of dwarves.

01:43:48.000 Isn't that the whole doom?

01:43:50.000 The literal title of the story is Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.

01:43:54.000 The dwarves all have names.

01:43:54.000 Yeah.

01:43:56.000 That's the story.

01:43:56.000 So they all have.

01:43:57.000 You don't want to make a story on the seven dwarves.

01:44:00.000 You're going to have to make a new story. 0.79

01:44:02.000 Is dwarf offensive, though?

01:44:03.000 Yes.

01:44:04.000 To some.

01:44:04.000 It is?

01:44:06.000 Some like little people. 1.00

01:44:07.000 They don't like midget. 1.00

01:44:08.000 They don't like dwarf. 0.99

01:44:09.000 Well, midget, I knew, but I thought dwarf was like the polite way to say it. 0.97

01:44:13.000 Okay.

01:44:13.000 Not anymore.

01:44:14.000 The goalposts keep it moving.

01:44:16.000 Keep it going.

01:44:17.000 If you went into a coma and you woke up like three years later, you'd be so lost to what you kind of can't say.

01:44:22.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:44:24.000 It's like old people talk and you're like, whoa. 1.00

01:44:27.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:44:28.000 They say colored.

01:44:28.000 Colored.

01:44:29.000 You're like, yo. 1.00

01:44:31.000 People of color.

01:44:32.000 Yeah.

01:44:33.000 Well, they would say that.

01:44:34.000 Yeah.

01:44:35.000 Back in the 40s or whatever.

01:44:37.000 Oh, yeah.

01:44:38.000 Which is odd that colored is offensive, but people of color is not offensive.

01:44:42.000 Yeah.

01:44:43.000 Like, if you tried to explain that to someone logically, they'd be like, what?

01:44:46.000 Like, if it was another language, like, oh, you can't say it like that.

01:44:50.000 You have to say it like this.

01:44:51.000 He'd be like, what?

01:44:52.000 Why?

01:44:53.000 I'm saying the same thing.

01:44:53.000 It's the same thing.

01:44:54.000 I know.

01:44:55.000 People of color is okay.

01:44:57.000 People of color.

01:44:57.000 What do I say again?

01:44:59.000 Okay.

01:44:59.000 Then in South Africa, that is a term, you know?

01:45:02.000 What do you mean?

01:45:04.000 In South Africa, there's black, white, and colored.

01:45:07.000 Oh. 0.98

01:45:07.000 Those are the three. 0.98

01:45:08.000 What's colored? 0.98

01:45:10.000 Anyone who's not black or white. 1.00

01:45:11.000 So, like. 1.00

01:45:13.000 Like Chinese people? 0.99

01:45:14.000 No, like if you're mixed or if you're Indian.

01:45:17.000 Oh, you know?

01:45:18.000 Oh, wow. 0.99

01:45:18.000 Then you're colored. 0.99

01:45:20.000 Oh.

01:45:20.000 Yeah.

01:45:21.000 How weird, man.

01:45:22.000 So that's like the three.

01:45:25.000 Boy.

01:45:26.000 Broad terms.

01:45:27.000 Yeah.

01:45:28.000 I remember I was in Canada once and I said, oh, my God. 0.96

01:45:34.000 I don't remember if I said like native and they were like, yo. 0.99

01:45:37.000 And I was like, I can't say native.

01:45:38.000 And they were like, that's kind of offensive.

01:45:40.000 We don't say that. 0.77

01:45:41.000 First peoples. 1.00

01:45:42.000 Yeah.

01:45:43.000 And that was the first time I had heard that something that I thought I was saying with respect was disrespectful.

01:45:49.000 I was like, really?

01:45:50.000 Native? 1.00

01:45:50.000 They're like, yeah, hey, easy. 1.00

01:45:51.000 Stop fucking saying it. 1.00

01:45:52.000 I'm like, that's crazy. 1.00

01:45:54.000 I was in Vancouver.

01:45:54.000 Okay.

01:45:55.000 Well, Vancouver, super woke.

01:45:57.000 Super woke.

01:45:57.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:45:58.000 Didn't used to be.

01:46:00.000 Was it not?

01:46:01.000 It's like weed.

01:46:01.000 Nah.

01:46:03.000 It was like a big weed place.

01:46:04.000 It was a fun place.

01:46:05.000 I'd always loved going to Vancouver. 1.00

01:46:07.000 Vancouver used to be the shit. 0.99

01:46:08.000 I mean, I haven't been in a long time. 0.99

01:46:10.000 The last time I was supposed to go, I had a big 420 show that was supposed to be there in 2020, like right after the pandemic.

01:46:18.000 We were doing an arena up there and we had to shut it down.

01:46:21.000 And then we rescheduled it and they had to shut it down again.

01:46:24.000 And then things just got real weird up there.

01:46:26.000 And I'm like, I'm not going back.

01:46:28.000 Really?

01:46:29.000 Yeah.

01:46:29.000 I'm not going back.

01:46:30.000 You haven't been there in Canada since?

01:46:32.000 No. 0.99

01:46:33.000 And I've talked a lot of shit about Canada. 1.00

01:46:35.000 Yeah, you have talked a lot of shit. 1.00

01:46:36.000 A lot of shit. 1.00

01:46:38.000 You talked a lot of shit about Trudeau. 1.00

01:46:39.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:46:40.000 A lot of shit. 1.00

01:46:40.000 He's out of power now. 1.00

01:46:41.000 He's not.

01:46:41.000 Yeah.

01:46:42.000 Justifiably, though, it's like.

01:46:44.000 What they did up there, they're doing some wild things and they just completely wrecked that country in terms of.

01:46:53.000 They're moving closer and closer to communism in this really weird way.

01:46:57.000 I know people want to push back against that, but you have to understand that they don't have first of all, they don't have freedom of speech.

01:47:04.000 They have hate speech laws.

01:47:06.000 So they can move the goal.

01:47:07.000 This was Jordan Peterson's argument about this when they were trying to impose certain pronouns that he was supposed to use and certain things that he was supposed to say.

01:47:15.000 It's like, you can't force me to say things.

01:47:18.000 Like, you're this is forced speech, and this is and the problem is they'll call things hate speech, and then if you use force, they'll force you to use that under the threat of law.

01:47:29.000 It's like, okay, well, what is where does this go? 0.96

01:47:32.000 It goes you're gonna arrest people for not going along with 78 different pronouns or whatever the fuck they are. 0.97

01:47:38.000 Are you gonna kick them out of their job? 0.99

01:47:40.000 Like, do you understand that this is kind of crazy?

01:47:43.000 Yeah, and then this weird thing they're doing with MADE, okay, where they're doing assisted suicide.

01:47:50.000 You know about all this?

01:47:52.000 Okay. 0.99

01:47:53.000 One in 20 people in Canada, make sure this is true.

01:47:58.000 One in 20 people in Canada dies from assisted suicide.

01:48:01.000 One in 20?

01:48:02.000 One in 20.

01:48:03.000 There's an actual business now that's involved in assisted suicide.

01:48:09.000 Is that government sanctioned?

01:48:11.000 Government sanctioned.

01:48:11.000 Yeah.

01:48:12.000 It's a program.

01:48:13.000 Yeah.

01:48:13.000 Damn.

01:48:14.000 And they killed a guy who had seasonal depression. 1.00

01:48:19.000 Look at this 5.1% of all deaths in the country. 1.00

01:48:23.000 Holy fuck. 1.00

01:48:24.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:48:25.000 Medically assisted dying.

01:48:26.000 That's what it's called. 0.83

01:48:27.000 That's made.

01:48:28.000 Officially known as medical assistance in dying.

01:48:32.000 Between 2016 and the end of 2024, there were 76,476.

01:48:36.000 Recorded made deaths. 0.99

01:48:38.000 Damn. 1.00

01:48:39.000 You can just sign up. 1.00

01:48:40.000 Just be like, I want this.

01:48:40.000 I don't like this.

01:48:41.000 2024 alone, there were 16,499 made provisions.

01:48:48.000 5% of all deaths, 5.1% of all deaths in the country.

01:48:52.000 How nuts is that?

01:48:54.000 That's nuts.

01:48:55.000 Find the one guy that they killed that had seasonal depression. 1.00

01:48:59.000 And the family was like, what the fuck? 1.00

01:49:01.000 He just walks into a place? 1.00

01:49:03.000 You can just sign up.

01:49:04.000 You sign up for it.

01:49:05.000 I don't want to live anymore.

01:49:06.000 I'm depressed.

01:49:08.000 I'm depressed.

01:49:09.000 There you go.

01:49:10.000 Canadian man, 26, with seasonal depression, euthanized despite no terminal illness.

01:49:17.000 Oh, that was reasonable.

01:49:17.000 Look at that guy.

01:49:18.000 He just needs friends.

01:49:19.000 Guy needs a hug.

01:49:19.000 Yeah.

01:49:21.000 26 year old Canadian man who had seasonal depression has been euthanized by a notorious doctor who is personally responsible for ending the lives of over 400 of her patients.

01:49:32.000 Oh, my God. 0.98

01:49:32.000 What a psycho. 0.98

01:49:33.000 This fucking Uday is back. 1.00

01:49:35.000 Jesus Christ. 1.00

01:49:37.000 That's so crazy.

01:49:40.000 Okay, so he had other issues.

01:49:42.000 So, Keanu Vufian, I don't know how to say his last name, also had partial vision loss and lived with type 1 diabetes.

01:49:52.000 He faced mental health struggles, which often became worse in the winter as a result of a car accident when he was 17.

01:49:58.000 After losing vision in one of his eyes in 2022, he became obsessed with ending his life by assisted dying.

01:50:07.000 Hmm. 0.99

01:50:07.000 That's really fucking sad, man. 0.99

01:50:09.000 God damn. 1.00

01:50:10.000 Yeah, you're just not happy. 1.00

01:50:12.000 Instead of people saying, let's figure out a way to make you happy.

01:50:15.000 Yeah.

01:50:16.000 You know?

01:50:17.000 We're going to put you down.

01:50:17.000 We're going to just put you down.

01:50:19.000 And then there's money in it, which is weird.

01:50:22.000 It's weird where there's money that gets exchanged.

01:50:25.000 People make a living doing it.

01:50:27.000 People, the government pays for it.

01:50:29.000 There's profit involved in killing people.

01:50:32.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:50:33.000 They're killing old people that just don't want to do it anymore. 1.00

01:50:36.000 I'm having a hard time, matey. 0.68

01:50:37.000 Oh, step into the chamber. 1.00

01:50:40.000 Fuck. 1.00

01:50:40.000 I don't know what they do to them. 1.00

01:50:41.000 I wonder if family knew beforehand or they just get a notification hey, we put them down.

01:50:49.000 Right.

01:50:50.000 If you're a grown adult, I wonder if the family even gets informed if you don't want them to be.

01:50:54.000 What is the way they do it?

01:50:56.000 Is it a lethal injection? 0.99

01:50:59.000 What if you're like, I want to be beheaded? 1.00

01:51:03.000 I want to go guillotine style. 1.00

01:51:04.000 I want to have my tongue ripped out by pliers first. 0.56

01:51:07.000 Oh, I read this crazy story about this guy who set up a guillotine over his bed and he had a timed it for when he was asleep.

01:51:19.000 So he timed it for 3 a.m.

01:51:21.000 And so he went to sleep, and then his father heard this loud bang in the middle of the night and thought that maybe he fell down or something fell over.

01:51:32.000 And the son had literally rigged a guillotine with a timer in his house. 0.99

01:51:38.000 And at 3 a.m., it hit the switch, and his giant fucking blade lops off his head. 1.00

01:51:44.000 A really cool thing to do to your parents, man. 1.00

01:51:46.000 Bro, you must have hated his dad. 1.00

01:51:48.000 Fuck. 1.00

01:51:49.000 Hey, fuckhead. 1.00

01:51:51.000 All that shitty things you said to me and all the. 1.00

01:51:54.000 The fucked up way you raised me? 1.00

01:51:54.000 That's real, dude. 1.00

01:51:55.000 Yeah, see if you can find that story.

01:51:56.000 Holy.

01:51:58.000 Who knows what's real, but I think it's real.

01:51:59.000 Guillotine death was suicide.

01:52:03.000 Builder Boyd Taylor spent several weeks constructing the complex device at the home he shared with his father in the village of Milburn near Morpeth.

01:52:11.000 Where is that?

01:52:12.000 Is that England?

01:52:14.000 Bro, several weeks.

01:52:15.000 This is super methodical.

01:52:17.000 Oh, yeah.

01:52:18.000 The General Hospital recorded a verdict of suicide on Thursday.

01:52:23.000 The hearing was told that the complicated mechanism was primed to switch itself on at 3 30 GMT and cause a blade to fall on Mr. Taylor's neck.

01:52:33.000 In a written statement, Read out by Southeast Northumberland coroner Eric Armstrong.

01:52:40.000 Robert Taylor said he knew his son had been working on something in his bedroom for several weeks.

01:52:45.000 Jesus Christ.

01:52:46.000 He was woken by a rumbling noise, which he thought was the chimney had fallen off the roof.

01:52:51.000 Oh my God.

01:52:52.000 That's his head.

01:52:55.000 Father and son worked together in the family building company, but Boyd Taylor has been off over Christmas saying he wanted to stay at home. 1.00

01:53:02.000 Fuck. 1.00

01:53:02.000 I respect the. 1.00

01:53:05.000 The message so much.

01:53:06.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:53:07.000 Like the fuck you of it all to his dad. 1.00

01:53:09.000 This is my favorite part. 0.99

01:53:09.000 He said Mr. Taylor's death was not a spur of the moment decision. 0.99

01:53:13.000 No shit. 1.00

01:53:14.000 Duh. 1.00

01:53:15.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:53:16.000 Fucking crazy, man. 1.00

01:53:17.000 That's the crazy thing about people that want to kill themselves. 1.00

01:53:21.000 Oftentimes they don't tell anybody.

01:53:23.000 Yeah.

01:53:24.000 And no one knows until it happens.

01:53:26.000 Oh, yeah. 0.97

01:53:27.000 And they're like, imagine if you're his dad and you're like, I should have fucking checked his bedroom. 0.96

01:53:31.000 Yeah. 0.96

01:53:32.000 Maybe I could have hugged him.

01:53:33.000 I heard him.

01:53:34.000 Maybe I could have gotten him some MDMA.

01:53:37.000 Maybe I could have done something to snap him out of it.

01:53:40.000 I thought he was just making a cool cabinet.

01:53:42.000 And want to respect his privacy.

01:53:42.000 Yeah.

01:53:44.000 But maybe his dad doesn't think like that, you know? 1.00

01:53:46.000 Maybe his dad likes that faggot. 1.00

01:53:48.000 He's out there sucking cucks and he gets sad. 1.00

01:53:50.000 Fuck him. 1.00

01:53:51.000 I don't know. 1.00

01:53:52.000 I don't know why I had that accent.

01:53:52.000 Yeah, I mean.

01:53:53.000 I had it in the wrong country.

01:53:55.000 But I mean, to want to do that and have your dad find it.

01:54:00.000 Bro, that's dark.

01:54:01.000 That's really dark.

01:54:02.000 Yeah, you don't like your dad for sure.

01:54:04.000 No.

01:54:04.000 Or you don't care.

01:54:06.000 You don't give a fuck about anybody. 0.99

01:54:07.000 You still working on that thing? 0.99

01:54:08.000 Yeah.

01:54:09.000 Okay. 1.00

01:54:10.000 Leave me the fuck alone, dad. 1.00

01:54:10.000 Yeah, it's a cabinet. 1.00

01:54:12.000 Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, son.

01:54:13.000 Did you feel like fishing?

01:54:15.000 Maybe?

01:54:15.000 Sometime?

01:54:17.000 Maybe.

01:54:18.000 Maybe in the spring.

01:54:18.000 Not now.

01:54:19.000 Yeah.

01:54:20.000 Maybe after 3 30 a.m. tomorrow.

01:54:23.000 What?

01:54:23.000 It's a weird time.

01:54:24.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:54:26.000 Fuck, man. 1.00

01:54:26.000 I mean, yeah, it's set, timed, and rigged. 1.00

01:54:29.000 Also, he wanted to impress people.

01:54:31.000 Like, wow.

01:54:32.000 Respect.

01:54:33.000 Like, this guy fucking playing. 0.99

01:54:35.000 His level of dedication to this plan is pretty incredible. 1.00

01:54:37.000 I mean, he set it above his fucking neck while he was sleeping. 1.00

01:54:41.000 How do you fall asleep? 1.00

01:54:43.000 Yeah.

01:54:44.000 Okay.

01:54:44.000 Good night.

01:54:47.000 Yeah.

01:54:49.000 And he had a test run for sure.

01:54:52.000 Oh, for sure.

01:54:53.000 100%.

01:54:54.000 And the night.

01:54:55.000 Oh.

01:54:56.000 The inquest at Mass Bath General Hospital, Ashington, was told yesterday that the younger man had weighted the blade with a paving slab wired to plywood wedged into a wooden block at the foot of his bed.

01:55:10.000 An electric jigsaw was plugged into a timer switch.

01:55:13.000 The saw cut the wood, releasing the wire holding the blade.

01:55:19.000 Wow.

01:55:19.000 He took 12 sleeping pills, bro.

01:55:21.000 Wow.

01:55:22.000 That might have killed him anyway, right?

01:55:24.000 Took 12 sleeping pills before laying under the guillotine, knowing that the sedatives were so strong that his position in the bed would not alter as he slept.

01:55:24.000 Yeah.

01:55:32.000 Wow. 1.00

01:55:33.000 Fuck. 1.00

01:55:34.000 His father heard the jigsaw in action and thought the chimney had collapsed, but returned to the bed when all felt quiet. 1.00

01:55:42.000 The mechanism cut power to the electric tool after it had completed its tasks.

01:55:42.000 Fell quiet.

01:55:47.000 Wow.

01:55:48.000 He had it set to shut off after it completed its task.

01:55:52.000 This guy's thorough.

01:55:53.000 But also, his knowledge of being able to put that together, that's some engineering skill.

01:56:00.000 Look at this.

01:56:00.000 It says his son had never fully recovered from his parents' separation when he was 15.

01:56:05.000 He had attempted suicide as a teenager.

01:56:07.000 He's 36 now.

01:56:08.000 He's 21 years later. 0.99

01:56:11.000 Meanwhile, I think dad was a dick, dude. 0.99

01:56:14.000 Maybe. 1.00

01:56:15.000 Possibly.

01:56:15.000 Yeah.

01:56:16.000 Yeah.

01:56:16.000 It also says there are partners in a small building firm he ran with his father.

01:56:21.000 Yeah, we said that earlier, I think.

01:56:22.000 Oh, yeah.

01:56:23.000 He's working with a.

01:56:24.000 Working on a carpentry project.

01:56:26.000 Jeez.

01:56:27.000 He was also at the father's house, correct?

01:56:29.000 He left work to go back.

01:56:34.000 I don't know.

01:56:34.000 It seems like they were separated, but they definitely weren't.

01:56:36.000 Dude, I thought they were living together.

01:56:37.000 Dude, it said it's an eight foot high, three foot wide structure that he put in his room.

01:56:45.000 Yeah, how's dad not noticed that?

01:56:46.000 He's in a cottage, so that means it's small, right?

01:56:48.000 Yeah.

01:56:49.000 He's just not paying attention.

01:56:51.000 Yeah, he built an inner door to his bedroom.

01:56:54.000 An inner door?

01:56:56.000 Before putting together the eight foot high, three foot wide structure, housing a guillotine blade and devices to trigger its descent.

01:57:05.000 Man, probably one of the wildest ways to go.

01:57:08.000 I've never heard anything like this.

01:57:09.000 That guy doesn't need the Canadian government.

01:57:11.000 He's like, I got this.

01:57:11.000 No.

01:57:12.000 I got this.

01:57:13.000 I mean, there's some creative ways to do it, but that's probably the.

01:57:19.000 They do.

01:57:20.000 And to leave the discovery is also.

01:57:22.000 Yeah.

01:57:23.000 And also just leave a mess.

01:57:26.000 You got to clean that up.

01:57:27.000 Is that the thing?

01:57:28.000 That's what it looked like.

01:57:28.000 Yeah.

01:57:29.000 I mean, this is an article about it, and the picture is right below the paragraph.

01:57:35.000 Talking about it.

01:57:35.000 That's it.

01:57:36.000 Well, why isn't it all covered in blood?

01:57:37.000 No, that's probably.

01:57:38.000 I don't know.

01:57:39.000 That's probably.

01:57:40.000 That might not be it.

01:57:40.000 That might just be a guilty.

01:57:41.000 Yeah.

01:57:42.000 Yeah.

01:57:43.000 Oh, my God.

01:57:44.000 I was trying to find pictures.

01:57:44.000 He knew he was building something.

01:57:47.000 And he made sure it was real high. 1.00

01:57:48.000 So that fucker had some good momentum. 1.00

01:57:50.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:57:51.000 Shaboom.

01:57:53.000 Woo.

01:57:54.000 A paving stone.

01:57:55.000 Oh, my God, dude.

01:57:56.000 Bro. 1.00

01:57:57.000 What a fucking psycho. 1.00

01:57:58.000 12 sleeping pills. 1.00

01:58:00.000 I'm good anyway.

01:58:01.000 So you find your spot.

01:58:03.000 Imagine the last thoughts in his mind.

01:58:03.000 Yeah.

01:58:06.000 Like, see you in Valhalla.

01:58:08.000 Yeah.

01:58:11.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:58:12.000 Fuck. 1.00

01:58:13.000 Fuck you, Dad. 1.00

01:58:14.000 I know there's certain states where you can go and whack yourself in America. 1.00

01:58:19.000 Oregon's one of them.

01:58:20.000 Because Michael Lair, you remember him from Kill Tony?

01:58:23.000 He had ALS?

01:58:24.000 Yes.

01:58:25.000 He ended his life up there.

01:58:25.000 Yes.

01:58:27.000 Yeah.

01:58:28.000 I mean, he was at the door.

01:58:30.000 That level of suffering, though.

01:58:32.000 He actually went up there once.

01:58:32.000 Yeah.

01:58:34.000 And chickened out, or didn't chicken out, changed his mind, I should say.

01:58:38.000 I wouldn't say chicken, that's a terrible way to say it.

01:58:40.000 Yeah.

01:58:41.000 Went up there, changed his mind, came back, and did a couple more episodes of Kill Tony.

01:58:46.000 And then went.

01:58:46.000 And then went up and did it.

01:58:47.000 I met him a couple times.

01:58:49.000 Very funny.

01:58:49.000 Funny dude, man.

01:58:50.000 Very funny dude.

01:58:51.000 Real bummer.

01:58:52.000 Yeah.

01:58:53.000 You know, it's like, I get that.

01:58:55.000 I get when you're at that stage, but seasonal depression?

01:58:58.000 That's not, yeah.

01:58:59.000 Settle down. 1.00

01:59:00.000 There's that thing in Alaska.

01:59:03.000 If you get seasonal depression and you kill someone, it's a lesser charge.

01:59:10.000 Really?

01:59:10.000 Yeah, because it's so prevalent there.

01:59:12.000 God damn. 0.99

01:59:14.000 Be nice to people in the winter. 1.00

01:59:15.000 Yeah, it was dark all day.

01:59:17.000 Did you ever see that movie, 30 Days of Night?

01:59:21.000 It's a vampire movie about Alaska.

01:59:21.000 No.

01:59:23.000 I saw the one with Pacino and Robin Williams that also is like an insomnia thing in Alaska.

01:59:30.000 I don't know what that one is, no.

01:59:30.000 You know that one?

01:59:32.000 Is it called that?

01:59:33.000 It's called Insomnia, yeah.

01:59:35.000 Yeah.

01:59:36.000 And you feel it watching that movie.

01:59:39.000 The performance is.

01:59:40.000 And the way it's shot, pull it out of you. 1.00

01:59:43.000 You're like, fuck. 1.00

01:59:45.000 You ever see that one where Robin Williams played the psycho guy that develops pictures? 1.00

01:59:49.000 24 hour photo, I think it's called.

01:59:49.000 Yes.

01:59:51.000 Was that Bobcat?

01:59:54.000 He did a few with Robin Williams, I think.

01:59:54.000 Did he make that?

01:59:56.000 I don't know if he made that.

01:59:58.000 He might have.

01:59:59.000 But that one was nuts. 0.99

02:00:01.000 Robin Williams was so fucking good. 0.99

02:00:02.000 So downed, didn't he? 0.98

02:00:03.000 That he could be that funny and also that creepy.

02:00:03.000 So downed.

02:00:06.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:00:06.000 Like that he could really play like a real fucking psycho really well. 0.99

02:00:09.000 Yeah, one hour photo. 0.99

02:00:10.000 One hour photo.

02:00:11.000 That's it.

02:00:12.000 Who made that one?

02:00:14.000 Robert.

02:00:14.000 Oh, Mark Romanek.

02:00:15.000 Romanek, sorry. 0.99

02:00:17.000 Yeah, that was fucking super creepy. 0.99

02:00:19.000 Super creepy. 0.99

02:00:21.000 Yeah.

02:00:22.000 This 30 Days a Night is a fun vampire movie.

02:00:24.000 Is it?

02:00:24.000 Because they show up in Alaska during the time it's the winter where it's night for 30 days in like northern Alaska.

02:00:31.000 Yeah. 0.84

02:00:31.000 And then they don't ever have to go to sleep in the day and they just fuck everybody up for like 30 days. 0.84

02:00:36.000 That's pretty cool. 0.92

02:00:37.000 Yeah.

02:00:37.000 Fun.

02:00:38.000 I did Alaska in the opposite in the summer when the sun never.

02:00:41.000 That's weird.

02:00:42.000 That's weird too.

02:00:43.000 Yeah.

02:00:43.000 Ari and I did that once.

02:00:44.000 We did some shows and we went salmon fishing and it was like bright out at 2 a.m.

02:00:49.000 Yeah.

02:00:50.000 Weird.

02:00:50.000 It's weird, man.

02:00:51.000 We got back to the hotel and like the sun's out.

02:00:53.000 It's like midnight.

02:00:55.000 I know.

02:00:55.000 You don't know what to do.

02:00:56.000 Yeah.

02:00:57.000 Your body's so confused.

02:00:59.000 It's a very confusing feeling.

02:01:01.000 How do people sleep up there with masks?

02:01:03.000 They just put their eyes on it?

02:01:04.000 Yeah, everyone has like blackout windows and everything.

02:01:06.000 Yeah.

02:01:07.000 Because I remember you're like, wait, it's not that late, right?

02:01:10.000 And you're like, no, it's midnight right now.

02:01:12.000 I wonder if crime goes down.

02:01:14.000 In the summer months?

02:01:15.000 Yeah.

02:01:18.000 I wonder.

02:01:19.000 It has to.

02:01:19.000 You know?

02:01:20.000 You'd imagine.

02:01:21.000 Because I think people do more crime.

02:01:22.000 They're like, ooh, it's dark out here.

02:01:24.000 Yeah.

02:01:24.000 Go do crime.

02:01:25.000 And crime is also, isn't crime usually spike in places when it's like heat waves?

02:01:30.000 Probably.

02:01:30.000 Yeah.

02:01:31.000 They get hot and angry.

02:01:31.000 Yeah.

02:01:32.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:01:34.000 You get more domestics for sure. 1.00

02:01:35.000 Yeah.

02:01:36.000 Well, that's why you brought the seasonal depression thing when it's night out all the time.

02:01:41.000 That's why people whack each other.

02:01:41.000 Yeah.

02:01:43.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:01:44.000 So fucking depressed. 0.99

02:01:44.000 Makes sense. 0.99

02:01:45.000 Oh, no vitamin D. Especially if you're not a vitamin person.

02:01:45.000 Yeah.

02:01:48.000 You're not supplementing.

02:01:49.000 Ugh.

02:01:51.000 You have no vitamin D. None.

02:01:51.000 Yeah.

02:01:55.000 Yeah. 0.97

02:01:55.000 That's what's fucked about like flu season. 0.97

02:01:57.000 People are like, oh, flu season. 0.97

02:01:59.000 Flu's coming around.

02:02:00.000 Well, why do you think that is?

02:02:02.000 It's because no one's outside because no one has any vitamin D.

02:02:04.000 So everybody gets the flu.

02:02:06.000 100%.

02:02:06.000 Is that why?

02:02:08.000 Yeah.

02:02:09.000 Why else would flu have a season?

02:02:09.000 That's why.

02:02:11.000 You can get flu in the summer, you can get flu anywhere.

02:02:14.000 Why are so many people getting it?

02:02:16.000 But your immune system's destroyed.

02:02:19.000 My doctor told me that.

02:02:20.000 My doctor explained to me that when he was an internist in New York City, he would test people in the middle of the winter and they would have undetectable levels of vitamin D in their system.

02:02:31.000 Really?

02:02:32.000 Because some people just never go outside and they just, they're indoors all the time and they don't take any vitamins.

02:02:32.000 It's crazy.

02:02:40.000 Their system just breaks down. 1.00

02:02:41.000 They're eating fucking Sloppy Joes and French fries. 1.00

02:02:44.000 And you wonder why. 1.00

02:02:45.000 They're like, I can't believe I got sick.

02:02:47.000 I can't believe you're alive.

02:02:48.000 Yeah.

02:02:50.000 Yeah.

02:02:50.000 Well, that's what's fucked up about sunlight is that like sunlight is actually a necessary part of being a human being.

02:02:58.000 Like you actually need it for vitamin D.

02:03:00.000 I have such a notable, I mean, like dramatic difference.

02:03:05.000 And how much I got sick when I was fatter.

02:03:08.000 Oh, yeah.

02:03:08.000 Versus, like, a little bit.

02:03:10.000 Of course.

02:03:11.000 Of course.

02:03:11.000 I was getting sick, like, real sick, like, seven times a year.

02:03:15.000 Really?

02:03:16.000 Wow.

02:03:16.000 Yeah.

02:03:17.000 Yeah.

02:03:18.000 You've made, like, one of the most dramatic transformations of anybody that I know, other than Jelly Roll.

02:03:24.000 Jelly Roll is nuts.

02:03:24.000 Oh, my God.

02:03:24.000 Jelly Roll is nuts.

02:03:26.000 Yeah, I just saw him.

02:03:27.000 He came to the 5K.

02:03:28.000 He's down 300 pounds.

02:03:29.000 I know.

02:03:30.000 He was just at the club.

02:03:32.000 He's practicing stand-up.

02:03:33.000 Yeah, I heard.

02:03:34.000 Dude, he killed.

02:03:35.000 Really?

02:03:35.000 I mean, he did well.

02:03:36.000 He's got good jokes.

02:03:36.000 Yeah.

02:03:38.000 He's got some funny stories.

02:03:39.000 He's a funny guy and he's comfortable with an audience.

02:03:42.000 Exactly.

02:03:43.000 And just super likable.

02:03:44.000 But it's like.

02:03:44.000 Yeah.

02:03:45.000 And vulnerable.

02:03:46.000 He's a vulnerable guy, too.

02:03:47.000 Yeah.

02:03:48.000 And his transformation is even more crazy because he was at death's door.

02:03:52.000 He was like, he couldn't even walk up a flight of stairs.

02:03:55.000 Yeah, it's amazing what he's done.

02:03:56.000 It really is amazing.

02:03:57.000 Incredible.

02:03:58.000 Inspires a bunch of people too, which is awesome.

02:04:00.000 And he's not done.

02:04:01.000 No.

02:04:02.000 Like, he's still full steam ahead.

02:04:04.000 Like, he's changed his whole lifestyle.

02:04:06.000 It's like a full shift.

02:04:09.000 And now it's all just about getting that skin cut off.

02:04:12.000 Yeah.

02:04:12.000 I'm like, oh, that one hurts just thinking about it.

02:04:15.000 I know.

02:04:16.000 But I imagine how great he's going to feel after that.

02:04:19.000 It's going to feel so good.

02:04:20.000 Oh, yeah.

02:04:21.000 When it all heals up.

02:04:22.000 You know, doing it the right way, though, like he's got to get like a hyperbaric chamber, you know, definitely take peptides.

02:04:29.000 And, you know, it's just scary because, like, skin gets infected.

02:04:33.000 Oof. 0.93

02:04:34.000 You know, infections are fucking terrifying. 1.00

02:04:36.000 That's like the Uday Hussein thing, horrible motherfucker. 1.00

02:04:39.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:04:39.000 Dragging people through gravel and then dunking them in sewers. 1.00

02:04:43.000 What a piece of shit that guy was. 1.00

02:04:46.000 And you also had to have the thought of, like, how can I make this worse? 1.00

02:04:49.000 Right.

02:04:50.000 You know, and someone's like, how do I get these people infected? 1.00

02:04:52.000 Well, you could put them in a bowl of shit. 1.00

02:04:54.000 And he's like, let's do that. 1.00

02:04:55.000 Let's scratch them up a lot first.

02:04:57.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:04:57.000 Let's drag them through gravel. 0.99

02:04:58.000 So there's wounds. 0.95

02:04:59.000 Yeah, all over their body and then dunk them in a sewer.

02:05:03.000 You got it, boss. 0.92

02:05:05.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:05:06.000 Infections are fucking scary, man. 0.99

02:05:08.000 I know a lot of people that get skin infections because of jujitsu. 0.99

02:05:12.000 Oh, yeah.

02:05:12.000 That's a big thing.

02:05:13.000 Huge, huge thing.

02:05:15.000 Mikey Musumichi just defended his UFC Brazilian Jiu Jitsu title.

02:05:21.000 Why can't I say that?

02:05:22.000 UFC BJJ title.

02:05:23.000 And got hospitalized right afterwards with staph.

02:05:27.000 Didn't you know Kyle Bush, the driver?

02:05:29.000 He just died.

02:05:31.000 He died of sepsis, right?

02:05:32.000 But that's like a type of infection as well.

02:05:34.000 Yeah, how did he get that?

02:05:37.000 I believe I already had pneumonia and then didn't treat it and kept racing and got worse.

02:05:43.000 That's nuts.

02:05:44.000 He's 41, man.

02:05:45.000 That's nuts. 1.00

02:05:46.000 It's fucking nuts, man. 1.00

02:05:48.000 Crazy. 1.00

02:05:49.000 Yeah, sepsis is crazy.

02:05:51.000 One of my wife's friends from high school died of sepsis a few years back.

02:05:55.000 My dad got sepsis in the hospital.

02:05:58.000 Yeah, like he had a bone marrow transplant and then got sepsis.

02:06:04.000 Almost died.

02:06:06.000 Yeah.

02:06:07.000 Oh, hospital infections are creepy, man, because like Joey Diaz, you know, he got his knee fixed and he said that, what does it say here?

02:06:14.000 Timeline Bush had been battling what was originally believed to be a sinus cold for a couple weeks, even radioing his crew to have a doctor meet him after a race at Watkins Glen.

02:06:23.000 Despite continuing to race and win less than a week before his death, his condition rapidly deteriorated.

02:06:29.000 He collapsed and became unresponsive in a Chevrolet racing simulator in Concord, North Carolina.

02:06:35.000 9 11 caller noted that he was coughing up blood and had shortness of breath.

02:06:39.000 He was transported to a Charlotte area hospital where he died.

02:06:42.000 That is insane.

02:06:44.000 That is so crazy, man. 1.00

02:06:44.000 Fuck, man. 1.00

02:06:46.000 But you know, Hamzat Chamaev, the guy who was the middleweight champion before Sean Strickland just beat him, when he had COVID, he would not stop working out. 1.00

02:06:55.000 He was training through COVID, like bad, and he was hospitalized multiple times.

02:07:00.000 And he took a photograph of his toilet where he'd coughed blood into his toilet and was saying, I'm retiring.

02:07:06.000 I'm not fighting anymore.

02:07:07.000 I'm retiring from MMA.

02:07:08.000 And he posted, see if you can find the photograph on social media.

02:07:12.000 He posted the photograph of his toilet with the blood in it.

02:07:17.000 Yeah.

02:07:18.000 It's told he may have cancer after coughing up blood in training.

02:07:23.000 But it was because that was a while ago.

02:07:24.000 Yeah, years ago.

02:07:26.000 He wouldn't stop training.

02:07:27.000 Like he's such an animal that while he had COVID, he would not stop training.

02:07:32.000 Now, that was a huge upset, right?

02:07:34.000 It was an upset.

02:07:35.000 I thought it could happen that way.

02:07:37.000 I was actually saying, like, a lot of people, like, Ari was arguing with me on Protect Our Parks.

02:07:41.000 He's like, you always say that when someone doesn't have a chance, you always hype it up.

02:07:44.000 Like, I think Strickland can win this fight because Strickland is like insanely durable.

02:07:49.000 He's scary because he doesn't go away.

02:07:51.000 He's not going to get tired.

02:07:52.000 He doesn't go away. 1.00

02:07:53.000 He's tough as shit. 1.00

02:07:54.000 He was abused when he was young, so he's angry. 1.00

02:07:57.000 Like, he's dangerous and he's super skillful.

02:08:00.000 Very hard to hit.

02:08:02.000 And he fought in one with a blown out shoulder. 0.99

02:08:06.000 Yeah, he's crazy. 0.99

02:08:07.000 He fucked his shoulder up like the week of the fight. 1.00

02:08:10.000 Like, did something bad. 0.99

02:08:11.000 He's coming and getting some stem cells at Ways to Well.

02:08:14.000 Is he? 0.98

02:08:14.000 Yeah, he fucked it up. 0.98

02:08:16.000 And he doesn't even know what it was, but he couldn't use it right. 0.98

02:08:19.000 I could tell when he was warming up before the fight started, he was doing this with his arm.

02:08:24.000 Just doing this.

02:08:25.000 Like he was warming up, doing this, and he kept doing this.

02:08:28.000 And that's what you do when your arm hurts.

02:08:29.000 Yeah.

02:08:29.000 Like if you hurt your shoulder, you're like, how bad does it hurt?

02:08:31.000 Let me check.

02:08:32.000 Let me check real quick.

02:08:33.000 And that's how he went into a fight?

02:08:34.000 Went into a world title fight against the scariest guy in the division and beat him with one arm.

02:08:43.000 I saw him.

02:08:44.000 That was like the day before, two days before something.

02:08:47.000 He was like doing construction on his driveway.

02:08:50.000 Yeah.

02:08:51.000 Bro.

02:08:51.000 Rides a motorcycle everywhere.

02:08:53.000 Yeah.

02:08:53.000 World champion.

02:08:54.000 He just went to that Misfits. 1.00

02:08:54.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:08:58.000 No, what is it called?

02:09:00.000 Aiden Ross's thing that he does.

02:09:02.000 He does something called.

02:09:04.000 What is it called?

02:09:05.000 Brand something or not?

02:09:06.000 Brand Risk.

02:09:07.000 Brand Risk.

02:09:08.000 He has people fight. 0.99

02:09:09.000 Ray J, the guy who did the porno with Kim Kardashian, he just got knocked the fuck out in an MMA fight. 0.96

02:09:15.000 Did you see the post interview? 0.99

02:09:16.000 Yeah.

02:09:17.000 He was like, what? 1.00

02:09:17.000 The fuck, man? 1.00

02:09:18.000 I thought we had a deal. 1.00

02:09:19.000 That was weird.

02:09:19.000 Yeah.

02:09:20.000 They made some sort of a deal, apparently.

02:09:23.000 Well, at least he was implying that the guy wasn't going to punch him in the face and knock him out.

02:09:27.000 Well, the weird thing is, if you watch, I feel like if you watch that again, the punch, none of it's like, you're not watching pros, obviously.

02:09:34.000 None of it seems like, it just seems kind of wild.

02:09:37.000 And as he sees him stunned, he doesn't do what most people do when you stun somebody, which is follow up. 0.99

02:09:44.000 He's kind of like, oh, shit. 0.99

02:09:44.000 Right. 0.99

02:09:45.000 Like, kind of the body language lends itself to that theory.

02:09:49.000 Like, he just was like, oh, And he's laughing, but he's also celebrating. 1.00

02:09:55.000 He's like, ah, fuck it. 1.00

02:09:56.000 I knocked him out. 1.00

02:09:57.000 Look how out of shape Ray J is, too.

02:09:59.000 That's a crazy thing to be accepting a fight when you're that out of shape.

02:10:04.000 Super hot fire.

02:10:05.000 That's the dude's name.

02:10:06.000 Super hot fire.

02:10:08.000 But see, he's just like.

02:10:11.000 Well, both guys look like they didn't know what they're doing.

02:10:13.000 But he hit him with one shot, and that was all it took.

02:10:16.000 That's crazy.

02:10:18.000 So they must have made some sort of a deal where they weren't going to hurt each other.

02:10:22.000 And they were going to do it for money.

02:10:24.000 I wonder how much he paid them.

02:10:25.000 That's so weird.

02:10:26.000 Someone asked during the press conference they had, which I thought was true.

02:10:30.000 Ray J said like a month or two ago he was dying of some heart disease or something really bad.

02:10:35.000 And they're like, You're fighting?

02:10:37.000 He's like, Yeah, I'm going in here to die.

02:10:38.000 You saw the Cam Newton thing, right?

02:10:41.000 Cam Newton?

02:10:42.000 With Ray J?

02:10:42.000 Yeah.

02:10:43.000 No.

02:10:44.000 Oh, that's the best clip of the year on the internet.

02:10:45.000 What is it? 0.95

02:10:46.000 When Cam's like, Are you gay?

02:10:48.000 No. 0.92

02:10:48.000 You haven't seen that? 0.92

02:10:49.000 Oh, it's the best.

02:10:50.000 On Cam's podcast?

02:10:51.000 Yes, it's the best.

02:10:52.000 No.

02:10:52.000 Oh, you got, you got, yeah.

02:10:53.000 I can't do it justice.

02:10:54.000 Okay, okay, okay.

02:10:55.000 It's the best thing I've ever seen.

02:10:57.000 And part of what's so great is that you know this.

02:11:00.000 I know this from conducting interviews. 0.99

02:11:03.000 There's a certain point in an interview that you're having with someone where if they start saying something, the best thing you can do is shut the fuck up, you know? 0.97

02:11:12.000 It's like you can just go give them some air. 0.98

02:11:12.000 Right. 0.98

02:11:14.000 And Cam just goes like where does Cam is 80% of the comedy, but it is the best.

02:11:23.000 The full clip is just incredible.

02:11:26.000 Is that the whole thing?

02:11:27.000 I'm sorry, it's at least over a minute.

02:11:29.000 Oh, what's it?

02:11:31.000 You asked me that last time.

02:11:33.000 And I just, so I listen to like Biggie Smalls.

02:11:35.000 You like Biggie?

02:11:37.000 Are you a fan of Biggie?

02:11:37.000 Can you just answer my question?

02:11:39.000 He just said, Are you gay? 0.87

02:11:40.000 There's an analogy to it. 0.96

02:11:41.000 There's something to it.

02:11:42.000 Can you answer yes or no and then go into that? 1.00

02:11:47.000 Shout out to the gay agency. 1.00

02:11:49.000 Yes. 0.82

02:11:51.000 What does it matter if I'm gay or not?

02:11:53.000 It doesn't matter.

02:11:53.000 I'm just asking a question.

02:11:55.000 It's people like people.

02:12:00.000 When they leave here, we're all together.

02:12:03.000 When you leave and it's done and it's a wrap for the day, everybody's going to do something.

02:12:10.000 Everybody's gonna go to their respective places.

02:12:12.000 Some people are gonna go home, and I hate to say this, but it's just gonna be grimy.

02:12:16.000 But I'm sure there's people that go home, they got a dog.

02:12:23.000 Their favorite dog.

02:12:24.000 They stop by the store, grab some peanut butter.

02:12:27.000 Lee Ray, how old are you?

02:12:30.000 I'm 45.

02:12:31.000 You're 45 years old.

02:12:34.000 In 45 years of living, have you ever been with a man?

02:12:38.000 Is it not the full version?

02:12:39.000 Yeah, it cuts out.

02:12:40.000 You cut off the best part.

02:12:43.000 Sorry.

02:12:43.000 That's all right, man.

02:12:44.000 Try to find the full version.

02:12:45.000 It's so fantastic.

02:12:48.000 Well, it's a three hour podcast.

02:12:50.000 That's why I was doing it.

02:12:51.000 I know.

02:12:52.000 Maybe the 412 one is it?

02:12:55.000 Or maybe this.

02:12:56.000 What is this?

02:12:57.000 How long is this one? 0.99

02:12:59.000 This is talking about having sex with women, though. 0.99

02:13:02.000 He said he's had sex with 11,500 women. 0.98

02:13:05.000 It was a massive.

02:13:05.000 You're talking about different partners.

02:13:10.000 What?

02:13:10.000 Yeah.

02:13:11.000 So we did a celebration.

02:13:13.000 Booby trap.

02:13:14.000 I would scroll.

02:13:15.000 Yeah, try to get to where we were.

02:13:16.000 This could go for how many times you've had sex.

02:13:21.000 No, no, no.

02:13:21.000 A little more.

02:13:23.000 I want to be at 9,000. 1.00

02:13:27.000 I can only fuck a thousand more bitches. 1.00

02:13:30.000 I can't do anymore. 1.00

02:13:31.000 But the average of.

02:13:33.000 Get really good bites.

02:13:34.000 The volume of different sex partners. 0.87

02:13:37.000 For my homegirls? 1.00

02:13:38.000 Fuck. 1.00

02:13:38.000 More. 1.00

02:13:40.000 But I don't think.

02:13:42.000 Like, that's.

02:13:43.000 What's your body count?

02:13:44.000 No, this isn't it.

02:13:44.000 No, that's not it.

02:13:45.000 This is just the body count thing.

02:13:47.000 If you go back to your search, 412 there, that might be it.

02:13:53.000 See that one?

02:13:55.000 This might be it.

02:13:57.000 Yeah.

02:13:59.000 Some people go home and put peanut butter on it.

02:14:02.000 It's so much better.

02:14:03.000 Okay, just pass where we were.

02:14:05.000 So people like people.

02:14:08.000 Yeah, this is it.

02:14:09.000 Scoot ahead a little bit.

02:14:11.000 When they leave here, we're all together.

02:14:16.000 It's like he's trying to grab some peanut butter.

02:14:19.000 Right?

02:14:21.000 Go home, excited to see their dog.

02:14:23.000 They put a bunch of peanut butter on their feet so the dog can lick it off.

02:14:28.000 Some people even go further to watch TV on all fours, slab a little bit of peanut butter in the crack, and enjoy their self.

02:14:37.000 And the dog is having a good time, right?

02:14:39.000 I don't know what that is.

02:14:40.000 It's none of my business.

02:14:43.000 Have you ever done that?

02:14:44.000 He's not looking at him.

02:14:45.000 Have you ever done that? 1.00

02:14:46.000 Have you ever had a dog lick my ass with peanut butter in it? 1.00

02:14:50.000 No. 1.00

02:14:50.000 But I'm familiar with it. 1.00

02:14:52.000 Okay.

02:14:53.000 So, Willie Ray.

02:14:54.000 I'm familiar with it because I caught somebody doing it.

02:14:57.000 Willie Ray.

02:14:59.000 I don't want to say no names, but it was a lot.

02:15:02.000 Willie Ray.

02:15:03.000 Yes.

02:15:04.000 How old are you?

02:15:05.000 I'm 45.

02:15:06.000 I'm 45.

02:15:06.000 You're 45 years old.

02:15:09.000 In 45 years of living, have you ever been with a man?

02:15:18.000 You have not?

02:15:18.000 No.

02:15:20.000 You have not, is now you're going into it.

02:15:23.000 No, I'm not.

02:15:24.000 I'm just trying to confirm.

02:15:25.000 Yeah, but I don't want to.

02:15:26.000 But here's the thing I sit on a gaugency board, pause.

02:15:31.000 And I'm the only straight person on the board.

02:15:34.000 But again, I have friends.

02:15:36.000 Shout out to Tarad. 0.87

02:15:37.000 Shout out to Dumpin' D. Shout out to Backshot. 0.98

02:15:39.000 Dumping D backshot on everybody else that supports the gay agency. 0.98

02:15:44.000 The gay agency? 0.97

02:15:45.000 What is the gay agency? 0.87

02:15:46.000 I have no idea.

02:15:47.000 He's on the board. 1.00

02:15:47.000 It's not an agency, it's a gay agency. 1.00

02:15:49.000 There you go. 1.00

02:15:49.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:15:50.000 All things LGBTQ plus IA. 0.87

02:15:52.000 IA. 0.88

02:15:53.000 Sorry.

02:15:54.000 It's just because I was already going in and then you looked up.

02:15:57.000 I'll plus IA, but it's IA.

02:15:59.000 Okay, cool.

02:16:00.000 Okay, cool.

02:16:01.000 I didn't want to have to ask this, but it's fair. 1.00

02:16:06.000 Are you gay? 1.00

02:16:07.000 No, sir. 0.99

02:16:08.000 Okay.

02:16:11.000 See?

02:16:11.000 And I've never experienced nobody getting licked.

02:16:15.000 Not.

02:16:16.000 I'm just.

02:16:16.000 Not.

02:16:18.000 But that's for some older people.

02:16:20.000 Older people do that.

02:16:21.000 Older people do that.

02:16:22.000 No, I'm thinking like, it's like 50, 55. 0.98

02:16:27.000 Older people. 1.00

02:16:28.000 Older people, they get their asshole licked by dogs. 1.00

02:16:31.000 No, that's good. 1.00

02:16:31.000 Just keep it on? 1.00

02:16:32.000 We get it.

02:16:33.000 I get it. 0.99

02:16:33.000 Boy, he's insane. 0.99

02:16:34.000 Isn't that great? 0.79

02:16:35.000 What a character.

02:16:36.000 You should have him on your mom's house. 0.99

02:16:37.000 I fucking would love to. 0.99

02:16:38.000 Have him explain what the post fight speech was about. 0.99

02:16:40.000 What was that about?

02:16:41.000 Yeah.

02:16:42.000 Is he also the one that had the products with the glasses?

02:16:44.000 Yes.

02:16:45.000 He's invented some of the world's best products too, Joe.

02:16:45.000 Yeah, dude.

02:16:47.000 I don't know if you know about that. 0.89

02:16:48.000 Yeah, it's fucking amazing, dude. 0.96

02:16:51.000 It's amazing. 0.95

02:16:54.000 What is the post fight speech?

02:16:56.000 See if you can find that.

02:16:57.000 Because he said something really crazy.

02:17:01.000 The way he said it was like very strange.

02:17:03.000 Talking about.

02:17:04.000 Yeah, he was like getting interviewed, and then he's like, yo, man.

02:17:07.000 Like literally.

02:17:08.000 He's like, I thought we weren't doing this.

02:17:10.000 I don't want to get anybody in trouble or anything.

02:17:13.000 I thought we had a deal.

02:17:14.000 Which seems like if people were placing bets on that, that's a.

02:17:17.000 Which they definitely were.

02:17:18.000 They had to. 0.99

02:17:19.000 People place bets on fucking everything. 0.99

02:17:20.000 There was another fight. 1.00

02:17:22.000 Manziel fought too.

02:17:23.000 Yeah.

02:17:23.000 Right.

02:17:24.000 People had to be placing bets.

02:17:25.000 100%.

02:17:27.000 I mean, that's the way to get a visit from the FBI, I feel like.

02:17:27.000 Absolutely.

02:17:30.000 Yeah.

02:17:31.000 Well, it also seems like you're admitting to a crime, which is like maybe it's just because you got a concussion.

02:17:36.000 Yeah, sure.

02:17:37.000 I was just talking out of it.

02:17:38.000 I don't know what I was saying.

02:17:39.000 I was talking crazy.

02:17:39.000 Yeah.

02:17:40.000 I was trying to save face. 0.99

02:17:41.000 I had peanut butter in my ass and I just didn't know what I was saying. 0.99

02:17:44.000 I was pretending that I didn't know. 1.00

02:17:46.000 In the ring or this?

02:17:47.000 It was in the ring.

02:17:48.000 There's a small part, but they cut it out.

02:17:48.000 Yeah.

02:17:48.000 Okay.

02:17:51.000 Yeah, that was nuts.

02:17:51.000 Oh, here, I'll send it to you.

02:17:52.000 Oh, here, I'll send it to you.

02:17:53.000 It was a grand risk event.

02:17:54.000 And now the internet thinks this whole thing.

02:17:56.000 Hold on, don't talk to him.

02:17:57.000 You don't deserve to talk to him. 1.00

02:17:58.000 You done got a good ass haircut and then came here and got spun. 0.99

02:18:02.000 I thought we had a plan. 1.00

02:18:03.000 What the?

02:18:04.000 I thought we had a plan.

02:18:06.000 Yeah, there's more to it, though.

02:18:07.000 It's not the best video to pull from.

02:18:09.000 I'm trying to find it.

02:18:10.000 I think I have it here. 1.00

02:18:12.000 Imagine getting your ass whooped by Super Hot Fire. 0.99

02:18:14.000 Yeah, it's a great name. 1.00

02:18:15.000 I know.

02:18:16.000 I got it, Jamie.

02:18:17.000 Here, I'll send it to you.

02:18:18.000 Yo, Joe, who knocked you out?

02:18:19.000 Super Hot Fire.

02:18:21.000 Oh, that's pretty tight.

02:18:22.000 Well, you know, what are you going to do?

02:18:23.000 It is Super Hot Fire.

02:18:24.000 Yeah, I sent it to you.

02:18:26.000 It's just bizarre the way he says it.

02:18:29.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:18:29.000 It's like you are either making an excuse or this is the dumbest criminal ever. 1.00

02:18:36.000 I got a plan. 1.00

02:18:37.000 I don't want to say too much because I don't want to get nobody in trouble, but damn, my nigga. 0.99

02:18:42.000 Nigga, we took an L tonight. 1.00

02:18:45.000 We didn't take shit. 1.00

02:18:47.000 Your ass was over here. 1.00

02:18:49.000 I got to talk to the nigga about. 1.00

02:18:51.000 Y'all talk backstage. 0.97

02:18:52.000 Super.

02:18:54.000 We lost. 1.00

02:18:56.000 Nigga. 1.00

02:18:57.000 We didn't think you were going to win. 1.00

02:18:59.000 So, how y'all lost money?

02:19:01.000 Wow. 0.99

02:19:03.000 I mean, that seems real as shit, though. 0.99

02:19:03.000 Yo. 0.99

02:19:05.000 That seems very real.

02:19:06.000 So, they must have said, listen, I'm going to put a bunch of money on me to win.

02:19:12.000 You have me win.

02:19:13.000 And he just, look how much money we just lost.

02:19:15.000 They were going to split the money. 0.99

02:19:17.000 Some Pulp Fiction shit right there. 0.99

02:19:17.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:19:19.000 Yeah.

02:19:20.000 Boy.

02:19:20.000 Well, we'll see.

02:19:21.000 Super Hot Fire is like, Super Hot Fire doesn't take no money.

02:19:24.000 Super Hot Fire gets killed in a drive-by.

02:19:25.000 We know what's up.

02:19:26.000 Yeah.

02:19:27.000 Now you can't even retaliate. 1.00

02:19:28.000 That's fucking nuts, dude. 1.00

02:19:29.000 I know. 1.00

02:19:30.000 It's crazy that he admitted it publicly.

02:19:31.000 It's like very strange.

02:19:32.000 Right in the moment?

02:19:33.000 Yeah, very strange.

02:19:35.000 Very strange that he would.

02:19:37.000 I just, I mean, maybe he just got knocked out.

02:19:39.000 Maybe he's never been knocked out before and he was just like confused.

02:19:42.000 Yeah.

02:19:43.000 And that's why he said it.

02:19:44.000 But it seems like that was real.

02:19:47.000 That did seem very real. 0.99

02:19:48.000 And Super Hot Fire wasn't like, what the fuck are you talking about? 0.99

02:19:48.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:19:51.000 He kind of just was like, yeah.

02:19:54.000 Got the best of you.

02:19:54.000 You can't take a shot.

02:19:56.000 Yeah.

02:19:56.000 He's like, do you know how much money we lost?

02:19:59.000 I wonder how much money.

02:20:00.000 They'll know.

02:20:01.000 Like, they'll know bets.

02:20:03.000 100%.

02:20:03.000 Yeah.

02:20:04.000 And they'll also know, like, we got a few $200,000 bets that we should investigate.

02:20:08.000 You know, the UFC has had a real problem with that.

02:20:08.000 Yeah.

02:20:10.000 Really?

02:20:11.000 Oh, yeah.

02:20:12.000 While they caught people, they caught suspicious betting.

02:20:12.000 In what way?

02:20:17.000 And then, like, the line changes very quickly, and there's a bunch of money being dumped on one fighter, and then to lose in a very specific way, like the first round, then the fighter loses in the first round when they were the favorite.

02:20:30.000 And then you find out that his coaches have bet on him and other different people, so it looks like they dumped the fight.

02:20:35.000 Wow.

02:20:36.000 Or maybe they went into the fight with a blown out knee and they knew it was blown out, and they said, I'm just going to just put a bunch of money on me to lose.

02:20:43.000 And they go out and fight and lose.

02:20:46.000 So the FBI's involved.

02:20:48.000 And so there's a bunch of different fights that are being investigated. 0.99

02:20:51.000 Oh, shit. 0.99

02:20:51.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:20:52.000 Yeah.

02:20:53.000 There was that crazy doc about that college basketball one from years ago that was just incredible.

02:20:59.000 And the way that it all fell apart was they just got too greedy, you know, because they had a guy, I think he was the point guard, maybe at ASU or something.

02:21:09.000 And once they had him, you know, like locked in on this, they just, and they realized he really could.

02:21:16.000 Swing it how they wanted to, they started just betting.

02:21:21.000 And then, yeah, the FBI was looking at these betting lines and saying, like, oh, really?

02:21:24.000 There's $2 million on this game from one person.

02:21:28.000 They started to just get keyed in on it, and then the whole thing got exposed.

02:21:32.000 It's kind of funny that people don't think they're going to get caught doing something like that.

02:21:36.000 Yeah, especially at that, like, where you go, like, oh, just all the money can go in.

02:21:41.000 And it's like, yeah, it's too much, man.

02:21:43.000 You know, you probably could have gotten away with $25,000 or whatever, you know, like something that doesn't really.

02:21:49.000 Ring alarms, but if you start putting seven figures down, you don't think anyone's gonna take a second look at that.

02:21:57.000 What are the rules?

02:21:58.000 Like, what do you like?

02:22:00.000 You can't dump a fight, but if you know someone's hurt, like, say if I know someone's hurt and I'm like, ooh, I know he's hurt, I'm gonna put a bunch of money on him to lose.

02:22:11.000 I wonder if that's legal.

02:22:13.000 Is that insider trading?

02:22:14.000 I don't think it is.

02:22:15.000 I also feel like it's different.

02:22:17.000 Maybe I'm wrong.

02:22:18.000 If you are getting a bunch of people to do it versus.

02:22:23.000 You're doing it because you had, you know what I mean?

02:22:24.000 Because, right, how could somebody you can't be sure that he's not going to still try to win?

02:22:30.000 Yeah.

02:22:30.000 Also, it's like, did you put a five million dollar bet on it?

02:22:33.000 Well, look at this way imagine if I found out that Strickland hurt his shoulder that week, and I'm like, oh, his shoulder's blown out.

02:22:33.000 Right.

02:22:39.000 I'm putting all the money on Homsod, and I lost.

02:22:43.000 DraftKings explicitly prohibits betting by insiders on sports or events where they have an unfair, material, or non public advantage.

02:22:52.000 This applies to athletes, coaches, referees.

02:22:54.000 Team personnel and sports book employees using private information to gain a betting edge.

02:23:00.000 But none of those people that they mentioned there athletes, coaches, referees, team personnel none of them is like your friends with a guy because you train at the same gym as him.

02:23:10.000 That's true.

02:23:12.000 Also, this is saying that this private company can do this, but legally, is this a legal thing?

02:23:16.000 Yeah, that's where I was going to. 0.99

02:23:17.000 When you brought up the $5 million bet, if they lose a big bet like that, you definitely got to assume they're going to look into like, well, who the fuck was this? 0.98

02:23:24.000 Right. 0.95

02:23:25.000 When they make the bet.

02:23:26.000 How many times have they done this?

02:23:27.000 Did they get lucky one time?

02:23:29.000 Look at the Strickland fight.

02:23:31.000 So he was training with Johnny Eblen, who's the middleweight champion of the PFL. 0.99

02:23:35.000 Badass motherfucker, like beast, beast wrestler. 0.99

02:23:38.000 And that's how he hurt his shoulder. 1.00

02:23:41.000 And so, if you were there during those training sessions and you're like, oh, he's hurt. 0.79

02:23:45.000 I'm going to fucking sneak away and put some money on it.

02:23:47.000 I wonder if that's legal. 0.97

02:23:48.000 I wonder if it is too.

02:23:51.000 Because, first of all, you would have lost because Strickland wound up winning anyway.

02:23:56.000 Exploiting non public information, such as knowing a star player is injured before it is announced, can lead to criminal charges.

02:24:01.000 Individuals caught coordinating insider betting schemes have faced federal felony charges, including wire fraud, bribery, and illegal gambling.

02:24:09.000 Yeah, but how's it bribery?

02:24:10.000 That is the answer.

02:24:10.000 I don't know.

02:24:11.000 It depends on what.

02:24:12.000 Yeah, what the circumstances are.

02:24:14.000 But if you were in that situation and you bet on Strickland to lose and he actually did lose and you knew, I wonder.

02:24:21.000 I wonder.

02:24:22.000 Because in that fight, he was the underdog anyway.

02:24:25.000 That is kind of interesting.

02:24:26.000 What is the legal threshold for public information?

02:24:29.000 Because that's really what we're talking about.

02:24:29.000 You know?

02:24:32.000 I think that's about fucking gambling in the stock market. 0.99

02:24:35.000 Yeah, yeah. 0.99

02:24:36.000 Oh, do you see that thing that I sent you, Jamie?

02:24:38.000 Is that real?

02:24:38.000 Yeah, and I love it.

02:24:39.000 Well, it's not.

02:24:40.000 That's a.

02:24:42.000 Many things use that for statistics.

02:24:44.000 That's things using percentages.

02:24:46.000 So there's a chart, Josemi, about the amount the SP's gone up versus Republicans and Democrats, and it's a percentage thing.

02:24:52.000 Democrats are up 900%.

02:24:53.000 I think Republicans, like 600%.

02:24:55.000 The SP was up like 508%.

02:24:57.000 But percentages don't tell you what you started with and what you ended with.

02:25:01.000 You could have started with $100 billion and you made $1 billion and you made 1% versus someone who made $1 million.

02:25:01.000 Right.

02:25:08.000 It doesn't sound the same, but they're not relative.

02:25:11.000 Right.

02:25:12.000 But.

02:25:14.000 When you look at the chart and you look at the difference between the Republicans and the Democrats in terms of insider trading in Congress, they're all doing it.

02:25:21.000 They're all doing it.

02:25:22.000 That's why they can do it.

02:25:23.000 Yeah.

02:25:24.000 Because they're all doing it. 1.00

02:25:25.000 If it was only the Democrats, the Republicans would be like, what the fuck, bro? 1.00

02:25:28.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:25:29.000 But since they're all doing it, everybody's like, well, there's no problem.

02:25:33.000 There's no problem.

02:25:34.000 I don't see nothing.

02:25:36.000 Here's the chart.

02:25:37.000 This is like an account that just takes data and makes charts out of it.

02:25:40.000 Yeah.

02:25:40.000 So it's them doing better than the SP.

02:25:43.000 Yeah.

02:25:44.000 But again, just using percentages is not a great way because somebody could say something went up 77% or went up 300%.

02:25:50.000 It doesn't matter what you're talking about.

02:25:51.000 It sounds like a lot, but it might not be relative to what the actual number was.

02:25:55.000 Well, that's really interesting that they're doing so well.

02:25:57.000 Well, this is also saying sheer luck.

02:26:01.000 People could just bet NVIDIA itself has gone up a shitload.

02:26:05.000 If you just put money in NVIDIA, you'd make up a lot.

02:26:08.000 I'll say this that's a tough thing to resist to be sitting in Congress.

02:26:13.000 And you know you're not going to get punished.

02:26:14.000 Yeah.

02:26:15.000 No one.

02:26:15.000 I mean, a few people have been punished, right?

02:26:17.000 We looked that up the other day.

02:26:18.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:26:19.000 A few fucking blabbermouths, probably. 1.00

02:26:21.000 Some outsider, some shithead that they were like, fuck him, throw him under the bus. 1.00

02:26:25.000 They probably had a few guys they threw under the bus. 1.00

02:26:25.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:26:27.000 And it's probably somebody that didn't have a portfolio.

02:26:30.000 Didn't Trump do a lot of stock purchases?

02:26:34.000 He's made a fortune.

02:26:35.000 He's made a fortune in this stuff.

02:26:37.000 They made a settlement with the IRS.

02:26:39.000 I think that's why a lot of it came out recently.

02:26:41.000 But he can't be charged with anything.

02:26:43.000 Yeah, they can't be.

02:26:46.000 The latest thing is that he and his kids and his company cannot be audited.

02:26:50.000 Oh, that's cool.

02:26:51.000 That is cool.

02:26:54.000 What was the settlement?

02:26:54.000 That's my settlement.

02:26:55.000 What was the IRS being sued for?

02:26:59.000 What was the accusation?

02:27:01.000 It was for the leak, the leak of his tax returns.

02:27:07.000 Okay, so the IRS leaked his tax returns?

02:27:09.000 Yeah, he said they were reckless and settlement of his $10 billion lawsuit.

02:27:15.000 2018 leak of his tax returns to the New York Times in the U.S. is forever barred and precluded from examining or prosecuting Trump, his sons, and And the Trump organization's current tax filings, according to one page document released Tuesday.

02:27:29.000 That is so crazy.

02:27:31.000 Imagine like somebody accused you of murder.

02:27:32.000 Yeah.

02:27:33.000 And it turns out you weren't guilty of that murder.

02:27:36.000 And then you sue them.

02:27:37.000 You go, you can never prosecute me for murder again. 0.92

02:27:40.000 And then you just go straight Uday Hussein. 0.97

02:27:42.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:27:43.000 And they're like, it's cool.

02:27:44.000 Yeah.

02:27:45.000 It's fun.

02:27:46.000 Now, here's the only thing the detail of that is part of that settlement that says that, like the language, that they cannot be for their current tax filings.

02:27:46.000 Oh, that's nice.

02:27:57.000 Does that mean, though, that in the future, future filings also fall under that immunity?

02:28:03.000 Oh, go back, go back, please.

02:28:05.000 This is crazy.

02:28:06.000 Like, go back to the top of that.

02:28:07.000 Right there.

02:28:08.000 Under the settlement to resolve Trump's $10 billion lawsuit over the 2018 leak of his tax returns to the New York Times, the U.S. is forever barred and precluded.

02:28:17.000 But now look at the end.

02:28:19.000 It was quietly added to the original settlement establishing a $1.8 billion fund to compensate people who Trump thinks were improperly investigated by the government.

02:28:33.000 January 6th fund, I believe.

02:28:34.000 Yeah.

02:28:35.000 They're paying for all of their legal fees.

02:28:37.000 Whoa.

02:28:37.000 Yeah.

02:28:38.000 But $1.8 billion.

02:28:39.000 $8 billion is probably more than their legal fees, I would imagine.

02:28:43.000 Yeah, it's also going to be for like, you know, I was.

02:28:46.000 Compensation.

02:28:47.000 So do they get compensated?

02:28:47.000 Yeah.

02:28:49.000 That depends.

02:28:50.000 They're all filing, you know, making claims.

02:28:52.000 Are they?

02:28:53.000 Yeah, well, a lot of them are making claims, yeah. 0.98

02:28:54.000 Well, here's what's fucked. 0.98

02:28:57.000 For sure, there were government people that were rabble rousers. 0.98

02:29:03.000 There were people that were trying to get people to go into the Capitol.

02:29:08.000 That's a fact.

02:29:10.000 How many?

02:29:11.000 They call them agent provocateurs.

02:29:13.000 So there's people that your tax dollars pay that were trying to get people to commit crimes.

02:29:20.000 We don't know how many.

02:29:20.000 We don't know.

02:29:21.000 And supposedly, no, they were just there to monitor.

02:29:24.000 Really?

02:29:25.000 Okay.

02:29:25.000 But we know that people have done that in the past where they've encouraged people to commit crimes.

02:29:30.000 And we do know that there was some knowledge that this was going to happen and that they wanted it to happen.

02:29:36.000 They wanted it to happen exactly that way.

02:29:39.000 And they encouraged people to do it so they could make it look like Donald Trump is a real threat.

02:29:42.000 Yeah.

02:29:43.000 And keep him from running for reelection again.

02:29:46.000 That didn't work out.

02:29:46.000 The whole thing is crazy.

02:29:48.000 Like, imagine that there are government employees with government tax dollars.

02:29:55.000 They're being paid, and they're being paid to encourage people to commit crimes they would have never committed without it.

02:30:01.000 We know that's a fact, that's a real thing.

02:30:04.000 There's a guy in Dallas who was 19 years old that they tricked into detonating a fake bomb, they radicalized him.

02:30:04.000 Yeah.

02:30:15.000 Gave him a cell phone, gave him a bomb.

02:30:17.000 They did?

02:30:17.000 Like the feds?

02:30:18.000 Jesus.

02:30:18.000 The feds.

02:30:19.000 They made him a jihadist. 0.98

02:30:22.000 So he goes to detonate the bomb. 0.68

02:30:23.000 It's not a real bomb anyway.

02:30:24.000 And then lock him up in jail forever.

02:30:27.000 They give him the bomb. 0.97

02:30:28.000 They give him the cell phone to detonate the bomb. 0.89

02:30:30.000 They talk him into doing it.

02:30:31.000 The whole deal.

02:30:32.000 And there's not going to be any.

02:30:34.000 They're just like, that's done.

02:30:35.000 That's it.

02:30:36.000 How about that lady in, what was it, Michigan? 0.99

02:30:39.000 Which state was it where there were 14 people that were trying to.

02:30:45.000 Kidnapper turns out 12 of them were FBI informants. 1.00

02:30:48.000 What the fuck? 1.00

02:30:49.000 Really? 1.00

02:30:50.000 Yes, yes.

02:30:51.000 It was Michigan, right?

02:30:52.000 What is that lady's name? 0.93

02:30:54.000 The Whitmer. 0.90

02:30:55.000 Yeah, Governor Whitmer.

02:30:57.000 So there's 14 people involved in this kidnapping plot.

02:30:57.000 Oh, yeah.

02:31:00.000 12 of them were FBI informants.

02:31:04.000 So it's like a whole crew of FBI.

02:31:08.000 With the goal of what? 1.00

02:31:10.000 Of arresting these two suckers, these two retards that think it's a good idea to play along with these dorks. 1.00

02:31:18.000 These guys were like, we thought we were just talking shit. 1.00

02:31:21.000 And now they're locked up. 1.00

02:31:23.000 Yeah.

02:31:25.000 Sorry.

02:31:26.000 But I mean, they spent money on this.

02:31:28.000 It's like your tax dollars go to try to trick people into doing a crime that you know they're going to do and they're never going to be able to do because you're going to arrest them before they go to do it.

02:31:36.000 It sucks as a criminal to think that you have to really doubt who you're working with, you know?

02:31:41.000 Hard times. 0.91

02:31:42.000 It's hard, man.

02:31:43.000 I thought we were going to have some fun. 1.00

02:31:44.000 Turns out you're a fucking snitch. 1.00

02:31:46.000 Maybe that could be an episode of. 1.00

02:31:48.000 Yeah.

02:31:48.000 Next season.

02:31:49.000 It's a good one.

02:31:49.000 Yeah.

02:31:49.000 It's a good one.

02:31:50.000 Yeah.

02:31:50.000 It's a fun one.

02:31:51.000 That's actually a very good one.

02:31:52.000 There's probably a lot of room for comedy in that.

02:31:55.000 Tons.

02:31:56.000 It's just crazy because it's like they have to.

02:31:59.000 This is the problem.

02:32:01.000 And it's not entirely, it is their fault that they did that, but it's not entirely their fault because they have to make arrests.

02:32:08.000 No, I'm good, thanks.

02:32:08.000 You want another one or are you good?

02:32:09.000 If you want to have a career, your career is dependent upon you making arrests.

02:32:15.000 You know, this is the stuff that I've worked with Josh Dubin with the wrongfully prosecuted and convicted people.

02:32:15.000 Yeah.

02:32:21.000 One of the things you find out is that a lot of these prosecutors, what it is, is they want to boost up their career by getting cases.

02:32:31.000 Handled.

02:32:33.000 They want to arrest people.

02:32:34.000 They want those people to be convicted.

02:32:36.000 That makes them look good. 0.99

02:32:37.000 So they just fucking monkey around with the evidence. 0.99

02:32:40.000 This feels like a traffic cop meeting his quota. 0.99

02:32:44.000 Exactly.

02:32:44.000 Yeah.

02:32:45.000 Exactly.

02:32:45.000 Yeah, you didn't use your blinker.

02:32:47.000 You're like, what the fuck are you doing, man? 0.99

02:32:48.000 Dude, I had a guy pull me over and then he recognized me and let me go, but he pulled me over and said that I crossed the white line. 0.99

02:32:56.000 And I was like, what?

02:32:57.000 And he goes, he followed me like the moment I left where I was at. 1.00

02:33:02.000 He was on my ass like immediately. 0.99

02:33:04.000 So I saw him cross the white line. 1.00

02:33:05.000 So he was.

02:33:06.000 I was in my little loud BMW, my little E46. 0.98

02:33:09.000 And it's, you know, probably like, look at this douchebag. 0.95

02:33:11.000 Like, yeah. 0.98

02:33:11.000 Yeah. 0.98

02:33:12.000 He's probably drunk.

02:33:13.000 Yeah.

02:33:14.000 Thankfully, I was completely sober.

02:33:16.000 But he pulls me over and he's like, I saw you cross the white line back there.

02:33:21.000 I go, Really?

02:33:21.000 I go, Okay.

02:33:23.000 I go, I don't think I did.

02:33:24.000 But, and he goes, Joe Rogan?

02:33:25.000 And then they're like, Oh, it's up.

02:33:26.000 I'm just looking for drunks.

02:33:27.000 I'm like, Okay.

02:33:28.000 Well, I'm not drunk.

02:33:29.000 So he was just going to try to see if you were.

02:33:31.000 I think they have a quota.

02:33:33.000 I think they have a quota. 0.99

02:33:34.000 And I think, like, they have to fucking make arrests. 0.98

02:33:37.000 And, Maybe they pull you over and they realize you're not drunk, and so they just inconvenience you for five minutes and they let you go. 0.99

02:33:42.000 I had one of those.

02:33:43.000 I've had that happen before.

02:33:44.000 I dropped my phone once when I was on the highway in LA. 1.00

02:33:47.000 I reached down in between my legs to pick up my phone, and I must have moved a woman.

02:33:50.000 And then all of a sudden, whoop, whoop.

02:33:52.000 I'm like, okay.

02:33:53.000 I got out.

02:33:53.000 I got out, do the whole thing, touch my nose, the whole deal.

02:33:57.000 This guy accused me of trying to ditch him, too.

02:34:00.000 He's like, you tried to ditch me.

02:34:01.000 And I was like, what?

02:34:02.000 He goes, you took a right here.

02:34:03.000 And I was like, that's because I'm going this way.

02:34:05.000 Like, I made a right because I'm going this way.

02:34:07.000 He's like, where are you going?

02:34:08.000 I was like, I'm going to my mom's house.

02:34:10.000 He was like, Where'd she live?

02:34:11.000 Yeah, I was like up here, then I left, and he was like, All right.

02:34:14.000 He's like, I don't know, man.

02:34:15.000 He tried to get away.

02:34:17.000 One time, this guy in a truck didn't see me and totally turned into my lane, and I had to go into the.

02:34:24.000 I mean, I was in a Tesla.

02:34:26.000 Luckily, it was fast, so I avoided it and shot back into my lane ahead of him.

02:34:31.000 But it was like, this guy came inches away from hitting me, and I had to go into the opposite lane to pass him.

02:34:37.000 And then there was no one in the opposite lane.

02:34:39.000 Yeah.

02:34:40.000 And then all of a sudden, the lights come on, and he goes, I saw you pass that guy back there, and he goes, You smell like liquor.

02:34:40.000 I did it.

02:34:48.000 I go, I haven't drank a single drop of alcohol.

02:34:52.000 I do not.

02:34:52.000 He goes, You smell like liquor.

02:34:53.000 I go, No, I don't.

02:34:54.000 And he goes, Joe Rogan?

02:34:56.000 I go, Yeah.

02:34:57.000 I go, What are you doing, man?

02:34:58.000 I go, Go look at your camera.

02:35:00.000 You have a camera, right?

02:35:01.000 On your car.

02:35:01.000 I go, Go look at what happened.

02:35:03.000 And so he looks at it. 0.99

02:35:04.000 I go, That guy almost fucking hit me. 0.98

02:35:06.000 And he goes, Oh, I just saw it. 1.00

02:35:07.000 Yeah, he almost hit you.

02:35:08.000 He goes, Hey, man, I love UFC.

02:35:09.000 I go, Okay, cool.

02:35:11.000 But like, you didn't, you were pretending I was drunk.

02:35:14.000 Yeah.

02:35:15.000 You're pretending you smelled liquor.

02:35:16.000 Somebody else would have had a real hard time with that.

02:35:19.000 The I smell liquor was infuriating.

02:35:21.000 I'm like, come on, dude.

02:35:22.000 I'm coming.

02:35:23.000 So upsetting.

02:35:24.000 Yeah, I think I was coming from like somewhere innocuous, like the gym or something. 0.99

02:35:28.000 I was like, what the fuck is wrong with you? 0.98

02:35:30.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:35:31.000 You're saying you smell liquor.

02:35:32.000 You definitely don't smell liquor. 1.00

02:35:33.000 You're just being an asshole. 1.00

02:35:34.000 But they have a quota. 1.00

02:35:34.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:35:36.000 They have a fucking quota. 1.00

02:35:37.000 It's like, imagine being them, like, hey, Tom, haven't met your quota. 1.00

02:35:42.000 What would they do if no one, if we all just said, hey, this quota thing is bullshit? 0.95

02:35:48.000 Everybody for the next month, never speed, always use your blinker, stop at every stoplight. 0.96

02:35:53.000 They would come up with something else. 0.99

02:35:55.000 What the fuck would they do? 0.99

02:35:56.000 Yeah, they would come up with something. 0.99

02:35:57.000 There'd be a new.

02:35:58.000 Something would change in the law that would be illegal that people were doing.

02:36:01.000 But if no one's, so it's just speeding, let's say speeding. 0.99

02:36:04.000 If no one sped for a month, what the fuck would they do? 0.97

02:36:07.000 I mean, they would pinch people for something else. 0.97

02:36:11.000 They just absolutely would.

02:36:12.000 That's crazy.

02:36:13.000 Because it generates too much revenue.

02:36:15.000 But isn't that crazy to think that the cops, the serve and protect, they're supposed to be that?

02:36:20.000 They're glorified revenue collectors.

02:36:22.000 When you see these police departments that they investigate for being super corrupt, Like the level of corruption in some of them is mind blowing.

02:36:32.000 Like, there was even that chief, the chief that was in, I think it was in Jersey, that was just like tormenting the entire department. 0.98

02:36:41.000 He'd shave his back on people's desk, fucking stick a hypodermic needle in their leg, put Viagra in the coffee. 0.99

02:36:48.000 He was just like fucking with everybody. 1.00

02:36:50.000 Yeah, he was like tormenting people. 1.00

02:36:52.000 Where was that?

02:36:53.000 In Jersey.

02:36:54.000 That's definitely, it was a, stuck a hypodermic needle in his leg. 0.99

02:36:56.000 He was fucking absolutely crazy. 0.99

02:36:56.000 Yeah, dude. 0.99

02:36:59.000 Just as he had power.

02:37:00.000 Uh huh.

02:37:01.000 Yeah, he was going nuts.

02:37:03.000 And what is it about people that have power over people where they just like eight out of 10 times abuse it?

02:37:08.000 I don't know.

02:37:09.000 That's like all the dictator stuff I've been reading is like.

02:37:12.000 Why are you reading so much about dictators?

02:37:14.000 The stories are just so wild.

02:37:14.000 I don't know.

02:37:16.000 The Idi Amin thing is just so crazy. 0.94

02:37:19.000 Again, like, came from extreme poverty, neglected by his father, humiliated by the British, then joins the battalion by the. 0.82

02:37:33.000 To work with the same people that humiliated him, came to power, and then became a complete megalomaniac.

02:37:39.000 I mean, and also, you see one thing you see in all these dictators is such extreme paranoia because when you operate in a place of wanting to instill fear, you feel fear, you know?

02:37:49.000 Oh, yeah.

02:37:50.000 So they're all super paranoid, man.

02:37:52.000 I wonder if Uday was paranoid.

02:37:54.000 Probably not.

02:37:55.000 That's a good question.

02:37:56.000 I mean, he probably had so much power that he didn't have to be paranoid.

02:37:59.000 His pops were paranoid.

02:38:01.000 Yeah.

02:38:01.000 Oh, yeah.

02:38:01.000 Yeah.

02:38:02.000 His own son's going to kill him. 0.99

02:38:04.000 The Kims, super paranoid. 0.99

02:38:07.000 Oh, yeah.

02:38:07.000 All of them.

02:38:08.000 Oh, they have to be.

02:38:08.000 Yeah.

02:38:09.000 Because you just, you know, you're in such fear and you just instill fear and then you go, someone's, and they're right because people are turning on them.

02:38:18.000 Yeah.

02:38:18.000 There's all these like attempts on their life.

02:38:20.000 Well, this is his brother, Kuse.

02:38:22.000 Yeah.

02:38:24.000 Oh.

02:38:25.000 Hours before the 2003 invasion of Iraq, Kuse withdrew approximately $1 billion in cash.

02:38:32.000 $100 bills.

02:38:32.000 In cash?

02:38:34.000 Yeah, right here.

02:38:34.000 What?

02:38:35.000 $900 million in $100 bills, the equivalent of $100 million in euros.

02:38:40.000 Loaded them into three tractor trailers and left.

02:38:45.000 So $100 million in euros and $900 million in $100 bills and loaded in a tractor.

02:38:50.000 Considered the largest bank heist in history.

02:38:53.000 Got there at 4 a.m.

02:38:55.000 Also, it says until 2011.

02:38:55.000 Wait a minute.

02:38:57.000 It's on personal orders from his dad.

02:38:59.000 But is that his money or anybody's money?

02:39:01.000 It's just whoever's money it is.

02:39:03.000 But bro, what's the bank heist in 2011 that surpasses that?

02:39:06.000 I think that's the English one.

02:39:08.000 Oh. 0.98

02:39:09.000 Is that the one?

02:39:10.000 It says $6 billion.

02:39:12.000 In Iraq, missing, but it had been stolen.

02:39:15.000 Oh, what's that one? 1.00

02:39:18.000 Fuck. 1.00

02:39:19.000 But this just makes sense, man. 1.00

02:39:21.000 It's like whenever there's a war, whenever there's chaos, there's a bunch of people that are going to fucking steal some money. 0.98

02:39:26.000 Yeah. 0.94

02:39:27.000 Iraq wants its money back.

02:39:29.000 Los Angeles Times says that some of the officials in Baghdad have threatened to take the U.S. government to court to reclaim the missing loot.

02:39:37.000 Good luck. 0.84

02:39:38.000 Good luck with that.

02:39:39.000 They'll start bombing you again, they'll find more weapons of mass destruction.

02:39:42.000 The article above says it was U.S. taxpayer dollars.

02:39:45.000 Oh, of course.

02:39:46.000 Of course.

02:39:48.000 While they're looking for that, look for the $24 billion that they spent on the homeless in California.

02:39:53.000 There's just like everywhere you look, there's people stealing money in sneaky ways.

02:39:57.000 Where do you think the billion that he put into tractors ended up, though?

02:40:01.000 Like, I like how it just ends.

02:40:03.000 He put it into tractors.

02:40:04.000 End of story.

02:40:05.000 Right, where'd it go?

02:40:06.000 Where did that go?

02:40:07.000 Because he was killed shortly thereafter.

02:40:09.000 Right.

02:40:10.000 Where's that money? 0.99

02:40:11.000 It's a lot of fucking money. 0.99

02:40:12.000 That was a lot of cash. 0.99

02:40:13.000 $12 billion in cash was flown into Iraq in 21 separate C 130 flights in May of 2004. 0.97

02:40:21.000 That's why they like going to war. 0.99

02:40:23.000 That's why these motherfuckers like going to war. 1.00

02:40:25.000 Because for sure, you can get some of that. 1.00

02:40:27.000 You're going to rain cash, bro.

02:40:28.000 Some of that's yours.

02:40:29.000 Yeah. 0.97

02:40:30.000 If you and I are running some fucking defense contracting company, like, listen, tell me that yacht you got your eye on. 0.99

02:40:36.000 Here it is. 0.99

02:40:36.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:40:37.000 Here it is, bro.

02:40:37.000 Here it is.

02:40:38.000 Let's drop a few bombs. 0.99

02:40:39.000 Let's do it. 0.99

02:40:40.000 Let's do it.

02:40:40.000 100 million.

02:40:41.000 That's a drop in the bucket for this operation.

02:40:44.000 It's a very similar claim.

02:40:45.000 Yeah.

02:40:45.000 Afghanistan's Taliban displays pallets of cash received for humanitarian aid.

02:40:50.000 Yeah, they just give them cash.

02:40:51.000 Yeah.

02:40:52.000 They just give them cash.

02:40:53.000 Yeah, look at that.

02:40:53.000 Why?

02:40:54.000 Bricks of it.

02:40:55.000 Look at what it looks like.

02:40:55.000 100 million in cash.

02:40:56.000 Oh.

02:40:57.000 Nothing.

02:40:57.000 There you go.

02:40:58.000 Jesus.

02:40:59.000 This is what Tim Burchett was saying that we give them that every month.

02:41:02.000 Yeah, this is why I found that, this article, this one here.

02:41:05.000 Look at that packaging, bro.

02:41:06.000 Yeah, we send that to them every month.

02:41:10.000 American tax dollars.

02:41:11.000 And then we go, do the right thing.

02:41:12.000 And then we're like, we don't have any money to fix the streets. 0.88

02:41:14.000 We don't have any money to pay teachers, but we have $40 million a month for the Taliban. 0.64

02:41:21.000 I wish you would talk to whoever's in charge of infrastructure in this city to fix some of these streets. 0.98

02:41:26.000 Yeah, they're not going to listen to me. 0.99

02:41:27.000 There's so many fucking potholes. 0.99

02:41:29.000 A lot of potholes, dude. 0.99

02:41:30.000 And just destroyed, even in residential areas. 0.99

02:41:33.000 The street is fucked up, man. 0.99

02:41:35.000 I wonder why they don't fix that. 1.00

02:41:35.000 I know. 1.00

02:41:36.000 I don't know either.

02:41:38.000 It's not like it's not money around here. 0.99

02:41:39.000 No shit. 0.99

02:41:40.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:41:41.000 Well, maybe get Spencer proud if he loses in L.A. to run for mayor of Austin.

02:41:45.000 Come to Austin, bro.

02:41:46.000 We could use you.

02:41:49.000 Has he got a chance in L.A.?

02:41:51.000 What do you think?

02:41:51.000 I think anyone's got a chance.

02:41:53.000 I think if you put together a campaign that gets some excitement and people talking, you have a chance in L.A.

02:41:59.000 Like that city, the people there are.

02:41:59.000 I really do.

02:42:01.000 They're desperate.

02:42:02.000 They're desperate, and also they live for entertainment.

02:42:05.000 So entertain them a little.

02:42:06.000 Right.

02:42:07.000 Yeah.

02:42:07.000 He's entertaining.

02:42:08.000 He's entertaining his shit. 1.00

02:42:09.000 You see, one of the things he's doing, he's putting a stencil down on the streets and power washing Spencer Pratt for mayor into the dirty streets. 1.00

02:42:17.000 No, is he really?

02:42:17.000 Yeah.

02:42:18.000 So he's.

02:42:18.000 Clever.

02:42:18.000 Putting it on the sidewalk, and the sidewalks are so disgusting that if you put the stencil down and power wash it, you could see it clearly.

02:42:26.000 I mean, if you think that that guy doesn't have a chance, I would remind you that our president is a reality show fucking host. 0.99

02:42:33.000 Yeah. 0.98

02:42:34.000 I think he's good.

02:42:35.000 I think his ideas are good.

02:42:36.000 I think Spencer, I've had him in here.

02:42:38.000 He's got some good ideas. 0.99

02:42:40.000 I mean, he definitely wants to stop all this fucking camp. 0.95

02:42:44.000 He's running against the incumbent, or how many people are running against? 0.99

02:42:46.000 The incumbent and another woman.

02:42:48.000 But he's running as a Republican.

02:42:50.000 How's he running?

02:42:51.000 I don't know.

02:42:52.000 Probably not well.

02:42:53.000 Kalshi, the trading market, he's in second place.

02:42:57.000 Behind her?

02:42:58.000 Behind Karen Bass?

02:42:59.000 Imagine that. 1.00

02:43:00.000 She burned down the entire Pacific Palisades by not having any water in the fucking hydrants, not having water in the reservoirs. 0.99

02:43:06.000 And they're like, yeah, but. 1.00

02:43:07.000 Let's give her another chance. 1.00

02:43:08.000 Yeah.

02:43:10.000 She was busy. 1.00

02:43:11.000 She didn't have time to save all those houses.

02:43:14.000 Aren't you glad you sold your house for it?

02:43:15.000 Burnt to a crisp.

02:43:16.000 It's really crazy.

02:43:17.000 I did a fundraiser show a couple weeks ago in Altadena.

02:43:21.000 Altadena is even a worse situation because those people don't have any money.

02:43:25.000 I know.

02:43:26.000 A lot of them, working class families, lost everything. 1.00

02:43:28.000 I haven't been to my old street, but I saw a video. 1.00

02:43:31.000 It just looks like a bomb.

02:43:33.000 Like a bomb went off.

02:43:34.000 It was really crazy.

02:43:34.000 Yeah.

02:43:36.000 I'm glad we moved, too.

02:43:37.000 Yeah.

02:43:38.000 I'm glad.

02:43:39.000 I'm really glad you didn't lose your house.

02:43:41.000 Me, too, man.

02:43:42.000 That would have just been.

02:43:43.000 I really do feel for the people that did.

02:43:45.000 I know quite a few.

02:43:47.000 Yeah.

02:43:47.000 I know quite a few.

02:43:48.000 One, my good friend Matt, he lost his place.

02:43:48.000 I do.

02:43:51.000 It's really sad.

02:43:52.000 Anyway, dude, your show's awesome.

02:43:52.000 Yeah.

02:43:54.000 It's on Netflix right now. 0.73

02:43:55.000 It's really, really fucking funny.

02:43:57.000 Thanks so much, man. 0.99

02:43:58.000 It's fucking just so preposterous. 0.96

02:44:01.000 It's so irreverent. 0.99

02:44:02.000 And again, shout out to Netflix for having the cajones.

02:44:05.000 Yes.

02:44:06.000 Thank you, Netflix.

02:44:07.000 Thank you. 0.97

02:44:08.000 Having the balls to do that show. 0.88

02:44:08.000 Thank you so much. 0.88

02:44:09.000 Yeah.

02:44:10.000 Go watch it.

02:44:10.000 All right.

02:44:11.000 I love you, buddy.

02:44:12.000 Thank you.

02:44:12.000 Love you, too.

02:44:13.000 Bye, everybody.

02:44:13.000 Thank you very much.

02:44:14.000 See you.

The Joe Rogan Experience - May 25, 2026

Joe Rogan Experience #2505 - Tom Segura

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