00:07:19.000What normal, healthy person wants that job where at least half the country is going to fucking hate you?
00:07:25.000And the people that you got in, that got you in, they're not going to be happy because you're never going to be able to do what you're saying you want to do.
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00:10:47.000Summer was left unconscious and badly injured.
00:12:33.000However, I don't necessarily know there's a clear way to get out of this.
00:12:38.000And if you know what we did in Afghanistan for 20 years and how much American taxpayer dollars were spent and how many people lost their lives.
00:12:46.000But in Afghanistan, it felt like they were just sweeping out like goat farmers and guys hiding in caves.
00:12:52.000Whereas here, there's a directive where they're preventing a rebel country from.
00:12:58.000From having a bomb that could annihilate portions of our planet.
00:13:03.000So I think that's a much clearer and more positive agenda than wiping out guys living in the hills of Afghanistan creating opium.
00:13:14.000The problem is, I had Scott Horton on the podcast explaining what is actually involved in making depleted uranium and making it weapons grade and what would have to be done in order to get it to a bomb level.
00:13:46.000If I was Israel, if we were America and Mexico had nukes pointed at us or whatever, it's not nukes, but you know what I'm saying?
00:13:53.000Like if they did, if they were trying to build a nuke, if Mexico and America were constantly in conflict and Mexico was trying to build a nuclear bomb, that would be.
00:14:04.000A good reason where America would want to go fuck up Mexico.
00:14:07.000Like, hey, you can't have a nuclear bomb.
00:14:41.000I don't think we're ever under armed when we have our Triton submarine force lurking in the oceans 24 7 and nobody knows they're there, even members of American military.
00:16:45.000The exact number of U.S. nuclear submarines at sea at any moment and their locations are classified for operational security.
00:16:53.000The Navy does not release real time deployment figures.
00:16:56.000Public discussion instead uses overall force and general deployment concepts like continuous SSBN deterrent patrols rather than day by day counts.
00:17:59.000I'm going to have to change my license.
00:18:02.000In current open sources, Trident submarines usually means U.S. Navy Ohio class ballistic missile submarines that carry Trident II D5 nuclear missiles, and there are 14 of these boats.
00:20:01.000The Sword of Power, Skeletor, the whole thing.
00:20:03.000They brought it back as this big live action movie, and the cast is pretty wild.
00:20:10.000Nicholas Galatine, Camilla Mendez, Allison Bree, Morena Bakarin and Idris Elba, just to name a few.
00:20:19.000After being separated for 15 years, the Sword of Power leads Prince Adam, played by Galaxine, back to Eternia, where he discovers his home shattered under the fiendish rule of Skeletor.
00:20:33.000For the hardcore fans, we finally get to see the world of Eternia.
00:20:37.000To save his family and the world, Adam must join forces with his closest allies, Tila and Duncan, man at arms, and embrace his true destiny.
00:20:49.000The most powerful man in the universe.
00:20:52.000This is one of those movies that feels made for the biggest screen out there.
00:20:56.000Big action, big world, even bigger characters.
00:21:00.000Masters of the Universe is only in theaters June 5th.
00:23:30.000I'm not denying it, but I'm thinking if you're an extraterrestrial and you're coming to a planet like ours, what's the upside of going deep down into a trench that's, I think it's what, three, four, five miles deep?
00:25:39.000And isn't it interesting, Joe, if we go full circle, if you're down in a Trident submarine and the captain says, Press X572 and obliterate Iran right now.
00:28:33.000Maybe that's why all these bases are in the ocean.
00:28:35.000Maybe they're the last remaining survivors of a super advanced civilization that existed thousands and thousands of years before, like Mesopotamia.
00:28:44.000But my point to you, joke and point, valid, valid.
00:28:53.000But I'm going to roll it around, the old Canadian roll it around, and I'm going to come back at you with an argument that if I'm an intelligent life force and I've got this sphere with oceans and land.
00:29:06.000Why do I want to make life harder for myself?
00:29:09.000Do you know the pressure that you're at three miles down in the ocean?
00:29:15.000Look what happened to that little submarine that popped about three years ago.
00:29:20.000So, why do you want to live in an environment where you have so much pressure when you could simply land on the terrestrial plane and live pressure free?
00:30:18.000What is your purpose for going underwater when you could just land on the surface of the earth?
00:30:24.000Well, maybe they're observing us and making sure that we don't fuck things up.
00:30:29.000But how can they observe us if they're three miles underwater?
00:30:32.000Well, they come out of the water, Harlan.
00:30:34.000That's the whole reason why they know they're there because they keep experiencing these crafts that are rising out of the water in these very specific locations.
00:31:34.000If we wanted to just observe and we had the ability to observe from the sky motionless with no sound at all and just watch them, don't you think we would do that?
00:31:47.000Every now and then when one of them was going to get watered, we fucking dart them with a tranquilizer dart, check their DNA, take some jizz, and then leave them there just like they do to us.
00:31:56.000We would do the exact same stuff if we could do it.
00:31:59.000If we were just a little more advanced than we are now, so not millions of years in advance, which we think maybe possibly some civilizations are, but maybe a hundred years or a thousand years, and we found a planet and that planet had cave people on it, 100% we would do most of the things that these aliens are doing.
00:32:20.000If we had a way where we could dart them and tranquilize them and they'd have no idea that we did it and they would just wake up in the jungle confused, we would do it.
00:32:29.000If we did medical tests on them, we could take them, bring them to a secure medical facility that we had, maybe in a helicopter or some sort of a spaceship that we've created, and we run some tests on them, take some sperm, take some skin samples, do a fucking cat scan on them, whatever, and then put them back in the jungle.
00:32:47.000By the way, this isn't Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom.
00:33:42.000I don't know why I'm getting so fired up.
00:33:48.000Yeah, but still, dude, if we went to another planet and found Australia Pithecus, we found an early human, you know, one of the early primates.
00:34:10.000If they're the little greys with the big heads and they communicate telepathically and they could fly here instantaneously from other solar systems, we might as well be the ape people.
00:34:21.000Like if you saw Homo picathus or whatever it's called, Australopithecus, holding up a cell phone, would you still go, let's dart it and probe it and let it go?
00:34:32.000Why wouldn't you just go, hey, that monkey's got a cell phone?
00:34:43.000If they're in the ocean and they know we're intelligent beings, why not just come up and say, hey, anyone want to go snorkeling?
00:34:52.000I think Australia Pithecus with a spear is about as intelligent to us as we are to them.
00:34:59.000But if they have an evolved language and they have communities and a civilization, isn't that enough for us to just walk into camp and go, Hey guys, I mean, they did it with tribes that live in the Amazon.
00:35:56.000So if you, Joe Rogan, were out in a field one day and you saw a new species of people jumping around, having a picnic, sharing a salami, would you just hide behind a log and watch them?
00:37:36.000If you were walking through the Amazon, you, Harlan Williams, the third, right now, alive in 2026, if you were in the Amazon and I said, Would you like to wear a t shirt while you're walking through the Amazon?
00:46:22.000I would always go now, if you were jettisoning your poop everywhere, you might want to have detectors for human waste in the water, and you might start figuring out where the submarines are.
00:49:58.000So, with the use of my malaria pills and the Gera Ruffas, and I don't know if If you want to see the results, but my legs are hammer jacked right now.
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00:58:02.000I feel like, remember when you were a kid, they had those books where you could take half a body and half a body, and remember their little kids' books and you'd fold them?
00:58:13.000I feel like if we took your upper part and put it on my lower part, we'd have the immaculate human being, and then those fart bubbles from the bottom of the ocean wouldn't have trouble coming around.
01:03:20.000Because in the old days, you had your sex industry sort of confined to the shadows.
01:03:27.000And now, anyone's daughter, cousin, niece, nephew, they can suddenly be exposed to the world in the most promiscuous way, but in the most profitable way.
01:03:38.000That's the problem, is also you get addicted to the money.
01:04:36.000Point is, if you were making, if you're doing all this and you developed a nice fan base, you're making $100,000 a month, $300,000 a month, and then you don't feel good about yourself.
01:04:49.000Do you just save up the money and quit?
01:04:52.000If you meet a nice guy and he's like, So, what do you do for a living?
01:04:56.000You're like, Well, let me tell you, I don't want to do it anymore, but I take rubber dicks and I oil my butthole up and I shove them in there with an HD camera a few inches from my butthole.
01:06:23.000You have to give them advice and you have to talk to them and talk to them about the repercussions of what they're doing and realize that this stuff will follow you.
01:06:31.000And some people are going to be fine with that.1.00
01:06:32.000Look, there's some ladies that are like, look, I don't ever want a fucking regular job.1.00
01:08:22.000I got to see a side of you that I didn't know if it was there or not because I don't know your family life, but I got to feel for a second dad vibes, dad love.
01:08:34.000And I think I sort of pictured you sitting with your daughter and being very reasonable and loving.
01:08:40.000Well, hopefully, I'd never have to have that conversation.
01:09:37.000I love it, Joe, because it's opening a door to creativity for everybody.
01:09:45.000Now, a lot of people are being pessimistic and saying it's taking away our creativity.
01:09:51.000But think about any art gallery you've ever been to.
01:09:54.000You go in, you see the Renoir, the Degas, the Dali, all the usual suspects Van Gogh, Goya, all of them, right?
01:10:03.000Those have all been placed there over the centuries as the art that we all know and have adopted.
01:10:11.000And that came from a select group of individuals, very talented, contributed to our culture and our history, but it's a pool of about maybe 200 artists through the course of history.
01:10:26.000Now, think about a guy you bumped into working in the sprinkler aisle at Home Depot three weeks ago who's got a wife and kids and maybe doesn't have the opportunity or the wherewithal to tap into his artistry.
01:10:42.000But now that guy and the guy at Dunkin' Donuts and the girl that works at the car wash and every human being now has a way to express their hidden talents.
01:10:54.000And so with AI, they can go home at the end of the night and press a few buttons and go, I imagined this thing, and AI is letting me get it out, and the world gets to see it.
01:11:04.000Same with medicine, same with inventions.
01:11:06.000How many Elon Musk's are there that grew up in poverty and never got the chance to expand on a concept or an idea because they didn't have the means?
01:11:16.000But if AI starts to open these doors for every human being, think of the barrage of incredible visual and conceptual designs that are going to come at us, and a lot of them will probably be practical and actually work.
01:11:31.000And the common man and woman didn't have access to that before.
01:11:39.000Example in my own life, I come from the animation world and I like to write.
01:11:46.000And a few years back, I pitched an animation idea around Hollywood and it got rejected.
01:11:52.000And so now me and a few of my friends in the dawn of AI are creating the same thing that got rejected and we're going to put it out into the world.
01:12:01.000We couldn't have done it two, three years ago.
01:12:53.000I never could have done this before, but I'm going to create an image, a painting, a drawing in 10 minutes that I've always wanted to show the world.
01:13:18.000Like, what do people do if there's no more jobs and you just get money from the government because AI creates so much abundant resource that no one has to work anymore?
01:13:26.000Are you going to find things to do that are interesting?
01:13:29.000And maybe AI is going to help you do that.
01:14:11.000And so, AI is just another small thing, as big as it seems.
01:14:15.000Now, as robust as it seems, it's just a small step in the giant ladder that's leading this weird species that we are to a bigger, higher, distant place.
01:16:18.000And maybe AI, if If there's one downside to it, it could maybe create a bigger cocoon for us because we'll have so much at our fingertips, it may isolate us even more.
01:16:29.000But we have to look beyond all these weird parameters we set and go, what's the upside?
01:16:56.000And most likely it'll be better for everybody overall.
01:16:59.000This idea that Elon keeps pushing is universal high income, is that people will have plenty of money, abundant resources, and there's not going to be a problem of food, shelter, medical, education.
01:17:12.000All that stuff's going to go away because of AI.
01:17:15.000And the real problem would be what do you decide to do with your life?
01:17:18.000What do you decide to do with your time?
01:17:20.000But you'll have the freedom to do whatever you want with your time.
01:17:43.000Criminality, I think, you have to remember there's people who don't engage in criminality to make money, they engage in criminality as a passion.
01:18:33.000If AI develops to the point where we have literal telepathy and we could read each other's minds, you won't be able to plot any kind of crimes like that anymore.
01:18:42.000Or, and this is because I think it never ends, does AI.
01:19:56.000Do you think they ever pulled the covered wagon to the side of the trail and went, Hey, Jedidiah, do you think we're in a simulation?
01:20:05.000Like, I think we've created this simulation talk because we do have all this computer and, you know, we're in this world now that's full of contraptions.
01:21:33.000So, when people smoke DMT, apparently, if you use like a DeWalt construction laser, you know, those lasers they use to make sure things are level?
01:22:49.000It just seems to me why run us through the drama of a life, a human life where we're born, we endure pain, illness, suffering, love, hate, all the emotions just to be a simulation?
01:23:14.000It's made of the earth, born of the environment.
01:23:17.000Right, but isn't that like this entire computing process where single celled organisms?
01:23:21.000Figured out how to become multi celled organisms, figured out how to interact with their environment, figured out the ecosystem, figured out how to balance itself off with both predator and prey and food and water and resources.
01:23:32.000Right, but it's so very intricate and delicate.
01:23:36.000You have to bring into the question was it organic or organic under the guise of a bigger creator?
01:23:44.000Well, maybe the bigger creator is the simulation itself.
01:24:17.000But it's not that it's not real, but that it's running a program.
01:24:22.000And this program, what we talked about earlier, When you're saying that people are moving towards something bigger and a new version of what we are, maybe that's a part of the program.
01:24:32.000Maybe the program is that all of these different components have to work together.
01:24:36.000This is why we'll never get rid of evil.
01:24:39.000You need evil so that you appreciate good.
01:24:41.000You want rainy days so you appreciate the sunshine.
01:24:44.000You want like good times and bad times.
01:24:47.000You have to have a little bit of bad times so you appreciate the good times.
01:24:49.000You have to have some days where you feel like shit so that you appreciate good days.
01:24:53.000You have to have bad friends so you appreciate really good friends.
01:24:56.000All that stuff balances itself out and it's moving towards something.
01:25:20.000You're coming at it from a human perspective where you're channeling it through, you know, a human mind, which is beautiful and endless, and we can think.
01:25:30.000Beyond the scope of who knows where our imaginations end.
01:25:35.000But that's because we're humans and we have the capacity.
01:25:38.000But to the schools of salmon spawning up the river and the moose fighting with a grizzly bear right now and the ants running around in their nest, why would they be part of a simulation?
01:25:52.000And I don't think any other living entity thinks simulation.
01:25:55.000I don't think you have to say simulation.
01:26:04.000You need the salmon, you need the deer, you need the vegetation, you need the animals that run through the grasses and shit on them and make manure.
01:26:13.000All that stuff feeds off, and we exist in that thing, and we're moving in this direction of technological innovation and moving towards this new future that's happening right in front of our eyes right now.
01:26:25.000But there's so many processes in what you just said.
01:26:44.000Why do we need all the why do we need mosquitoes and slugs and fungus?
01:26:48.000Like, I know why we need them biologically to make everything symbiotic, but if it's just a you just said it, if it's just a thing, if it's not real, why do we need you keep saying that?
01:26:59.000And I'm not saying that it's not that it's not real, it's a program.
01:27:02.000We're running a program, it's clearly real.
01:28:24.000I remember I'd go do a gig, and the second I'd get off a plane, and a lot of your viewers won't know what this is, I'd run directly to the payphone in the airport and I'd hear my messages instantly.
01:28:41.000And by the way, I'm not refuting or denying everything you're saying, but I'm pushing back a little because I can see it's stimulating you to think deeper, and I like hearing your commentary on it.
01:28:52.000I like it that you're, if I push back a little, it makes you dig deeper to make your point.
01:29:25.000I think we're running a biological program, and we think of biological as being separate from like math and being separate from like subatomic particles and the fucking confusing quantum world.
01:29:37.000I don't think it's separate from it at all.
01:29:39.000I think it's all just one big, super complex program that's running that, if done properly, and we're experiencing it right now, it leads to the creation of artificial life.
01:30:28.000Like, worked for NASA, cosmologist, where she's an astronomer.
01:30:34.000And we were talking about, like, neutron stars, like, the insanity of neutron stars and how they bend space and time, they warp gravity around them.
01:31:24.000That makes less sense than a slow program that's running from literally the beginning of single celled organisms, literally the beginning of the formation of planets.
01:31:35.000That this is like a natural cycle that happens everywhere in the universe.
01:32:37.000So then the people have to get intelligent enough by the time the planet's far enough away where they've figured out a way to bypass all the problems of living on a planet that doesn't have an environment and living on a planet that doesn't have water.
01:34:04.000They don't even know how big it is because it's somewhere between 300 meters, is like the small estimate, but it might be as far as like a couple of miles.
01:35:00.000Like, if you think about it, several ancient civilizations have myths or religious associations tied to Mars, usually because they saw it as a bright reddish.
01:35:48.000Ancient civilizations did not have myths about humans or people coming from Mars.
01:35:53.000While Mars has been central to mythology across many cultures, these myths focus on Mars as a deity or celestial object, not as humanity's origin point.
01:36:27.000Sounds like they're broke, whoever they are.
01:36:30.000They have a complex creation myth centered around Amna, the supreme creator god who lived in the celestial regions as was the origin of all creation.
01:37:01.000According to Dogon mythology, Ama created the Earth and then split himself in two, creating Ogo, representing disorder, and Nomo, representing order.
01:37:10.000Ogo descended to Earth along the Milky Way, which the Dogon believe connects heaven and earth, and created havoc to restore balance.
01:37:20.000Ama created Nomo and gave him eight assistants consisting of four pairs of twins.
01:37:26.000These eight beings, also called the Nomo, became the ancestors of the Dogon people and descended to earth in an ark suspended from heaven by a copper chain.
01:38:05.000Because if you run it through human evolution, extraterrestrial life doesn't necessarily match up with like Homo erectus and, you know, Neanderthal man and things like that.
01:38:20.000Well, I get the sense that extraterrestrial life is far more advanced and technological going back to what you were talking about at the bottom of the ocean, whereas our.
01:38:47.000What if you, like, let's imagine this.
01:38:49.000We talked about, like, if we showed up and we found a planet and it was filled with, like, ancient primates, like, ancient hairy men that had just figured out stone tools.
01:39:03.000Do you think, let's not say American scientists, we would never do this, but do you think perhaps like Chinese or Russian scientists might do some things with them and try to make them more advanced?
01:39:16.000In terms of biological experimentation, genetic engineering.
01:39:26.000They're just cave people, they don't even have any civilization.
01:39:31.000Let's just do whatever we want to them because we're far more advanced.
01:39:34.000Do you know that there was a point in time where the Russians were experimenting with people and trying to make a human chimpanzee hybrid for war?
01:40:07.000Instead of our soldiers dying, what if we make a hybrid just for war?
01:40:12.000We know chimpanzees are incredibly strong and they're smart and they're very violent.
01:40:17.000So, what if we made an incredibly strong, very violent species that's more intelligent than chimpanzees and we can control them and we'll use them as our soldiers?
01:40:27.000But that seems like a lot of work for something that's hiding behind a modern weapon.
01:40:34.000Because whether you have an insane chimpanzee behind a machine gun, Or a guy that was an accountant and got drafted, it seems like the weapon's doing the work, not the biological entity.
01:40:47.000Yeah, but if the chimp's stronger and faster and they can get to places where the accountant can't and they can charge into him in the middle of the night because they could see at nighttime, there's a lot of things that you could do with chimps that were hybrids.
01:41:16.000But since he was funded by Soviet authorities to set up experiments, I'm like, well, were these private, you know, or did they're official?
01:41:25.000I would imagine if I was the leader of Russia at the time, and this guy said, Mr. Prime Minister, I have a program I am currently considering in operation where I will be able to make soldiers that are increasingly strong, much faster, that retain human characteristics like the ability to communicate and to engage in warfare with weaponry.
01:41:54.000But they would be much faster, much stronger, and more importantly, not people.
01:41:59.000We won't mourn for them like our brothers and sisters.
01:42:26.000He was a pioneer in artificial insemination.
01:42:29.000He conducted experiments that involved artificially inseminating horses to create superior offspring for Imperial Russia, and this work earned him recognition from the Bolsheviks.
01:42:38.000Ivanov was not satisfied with merely enhancing a species, though.
01:42:42.000Hybridization became his obsession, and he was soon crossing zebras with donkeys, cows with bison, and several different species of rodents with each other.
01:42:52.000In 1910, he brashly declared he could see a human ape hybrid in the future.
01:43:10.000But the problem is the reason why ligers are so big, I think it's either the male tiger or the male lion, whichever one it is, the male, has the gene that regulates size.
01:43:21.000And when they have the hybrid, that gene doesn't transfer.
01:45:12.000They're talking about it in the cell structure.
01:45:14.000So they must have been looking at them with microscopes.
01:45:18.000Once good light microscopes became available, so that's the 1800s, their role as carriers of hereditary information was not clarified until the early 1900s through work linking chromosomes to Mendel's law of inheritance.
01:45:32.000Imagine what we're guessing about now that we don't know about.
01:45:36.000It could have been completely wrong for 35 years and then sort of closed for 10 and wrong again for 20, and then it's like, oh, nope, that's what it is.
01:45:51.000This goes back to AI, Joe, giving access to the average person to be able to dig into this stuff because it might be the guy in aisle 12 at Home Depot who discovers some of these probing answers, you know?
01:47:47.000New delivery of chimps to a nursery in 1930, but in the light of the questionable ethics and zero progress, Ivanov was arrested and exiled to Kazakhstan, where he died two years later.
01:47:57.000Some of the apes and monkeys that outlived him were launched into space with the Sputnik missions.
01:49:01.000Because now with CRISPR and with gene editing, how many years are we away from them being at the Actually, able to do that.
01:49:09.000You're actually able to take whatever genes you have in a person, whatever genes you have in a chimpanzee, pick which ones, which things you want to do, and make a life form.
01:49:45.000But when I talked to the woman who's the head geneticist, the way she said is these distinctions, like what we call something a dire wolf, or we call something a pug, whatever these distinctions are, these are our creations.
01:52:55.000Do you know that World War I, the Russians and the Germans had a ceasefire because so many of them were getting killed by wolves in Siberia?
01:53:02.000That they decided to have a ceasefire.
01:54:15.000I can go to a park and a blue jay and a squirrel and a deer and a bunny can be just fine, completely different species.
01:54:23.000But then a little boy walks up a human and they all just go, shh!
01:54:28.000There's this driven instinct in all animals to fear us, which breaks my heart because most of us are loving and want to coddle and connect with animals.
01:54:37.000But even insects, dragonflies, hummingbirds, nothing wants to be near us.
01:54:42.000And so, wolves also, all animals are trepidatious of humans.
01:58:12.000If it's killing your dog, they'll kill your dog.
01:58:14.000If it's killing you, if you're 20 miles into the backcountry and you're camping alone and you don't have a weapon and a pack of wolves shows up and they haven't had anything to eat for a few days, they'll take you down.
01:58:26.000But I'm just saying, I'm just trying to instill into you with all this programming talk, there's something programmed into all the other species on this planet.
01:58:36.000They go, whoa, there's a fucking human.
02:01:08.000If a wild animal comes up on a deer, a predator prey scenario, instinctually they know a predator goes into stalking mode, the deer's gone.
02:01:20.000But if a human, me or you, go, oh, look at the deer, and we try to walk towards it with nothing but love and affection, and we just want to pet it, and it's gone.
02:02:21.000Pshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh But it's just sad that.
02:02:42.000It's way better than being at the bottom of the food chain.
02:02:45.000Way better than us, like, fucking wondering through the woods if your kids are going to get eaten by a fucking wolf because some greeny dipshit decided to import them back into the wild.
02:03:05.000So now they have to have cowboys 24 7 riding horses because the governor's husband thought it would be a cute idea to drop off wolves in Colorado.
02:03:13.000And they reintroduced them to an area that has agriculture.
02:03:16.000They reintroduced them to ranching areas.
02:04:09.000I don't think you understand what you're saying.
02:04:11.000You're talking about a pack predator, it's very different than any other predator.
02:04:15.000They work together in coordination, and they're smart.
02:04:18.000And if once they, it's not like a mountain lion.
02:04:20.000It's not like a thing that acts alone.
02:04:22.000Once they figure out that the cows are in these wooden pens and they could just hop the pen, kill a cow, and that's it, they're going to do it forever.
02:05:37.000But don't forget, the wolves also preserve the whole ecosystem because the overpopulation of elks were eating so much of the flora that the sides of riverbanks were eroded.
02:05:51.000You're quoting a documentary called How Wolves Changed Rivers.
02:06:39.000But there is positive to having a balanced ecosystem.
02:06:44.000There is not positive when wolves get overpopulated.
02:06:47.000When wolves get overpopulated, that's what you get when you had Russia and Germany having a fucking ceasefire in World War I. Because they were losing so many soldiers to wolves, they all united together to kill the wolves.
02:07:01.000But do you ever live in a world where you go, the wolves are Part of the natural world, the same way the bison were on the Great Plains before they eradicated them.
02:07:49.000If it was between a person that I fucking hate, that it feels a real piece of shit, and I knew that they're going to get taken out by a wolf, but I had a rifle, I'd kill the fucking wolf 100% of the time because I'm on team people.
02:08:01.000But this whole idea like, the animals are scared of us.
02:09:06.000All that delicious bison meat, they let it rot.
02:09:09.000And then they were doing it for furs, and then they were doing it for bones.
02:09:13.000Like, what this is, is like, people were fucking insane, and rifles were fairly new, and long range rifles are fairly new in human history.
02:09:21.000And then all of a sudden, you got people on trains, and you've got just insane.
02:09:26.000Now, here's where it gets really weird.
02:10:25.000So that was a primary food source for a lot of the Native Americans.
02:10:28.000And it wouldn't take many generations for them, if that was the thing that was keeping them in population, if they have a balanced ecosystem.
02:10:35.000And the population was literally being controlled by these effective North American hunters.
02:11:44.000So the bison thought they're running on a flat plane and they couldn't see the change in the perspective, so they'd run right over the edge.
02:11:52.000They did that a bunch of places in North America.
02:11:55.000In North America, they did, there's one of them where they killed so many bison that the rotting of them caused them to burst into flames.
02:12:27.000So the Native Americans, when they were really good at hunting, doing stuff like that, I mean, they're feasting, they're eating the best meat, and they're keeping the population in check.
02:12:36.000Now, when they all died of disease, that population stopped being in check.
02:14:20.000If it's your family that needs that farm to stay alive, and all of a sudden a fucking pack of elephants comes in and eats all the food that you've been working for a year to plant and grow, what do you think?
02:15:23.000They're going to eat you and there'll be no more houses.
02:15:25.000But if you were to press a button and get rid of humans with a press of a button and that everything else could just live here harmoniously, would you do it?
02:15:33.000What do you live in a fucking Disney movie?
02:18:43.000Well, when it comes to autism, and maybe even Down syndrome, there's some people that believe that the older the parents are, and they used to think it was just the older the woman was, it might contribute to those things.
02:19:00.000Another thing, it is also likely the father.
02:19:03.000They're also realizing, like, There was this thing that I was reading about miscarriages from parents where the father drinks.
02:19:11.000And I was like, wow, that's interesting.
02:19:13.000Because I never really thought that the father being a drunk would affect the sperm, but of course it would.
02:24:05.000Well, we're so used to performing in front of audiences that for some people, the moment, like for young actors, the moment when it's like action and you walk in and then you see that crowd, it's overwhelming for some people.
02:24:48.000But now, when you're doing a movie or TV, suddenly you're in front of an audience who are cameramen and directors and make it, and they just stand there.
02:29:51.000So, those shows exist, but no sitcoms.
02:29:53.000As the incredible Hulk once said, me not know why.
02:29:58.000I think it's a giant mistake because I think you could make a sitcom right now, whether Paramount Plus does it or one of those organizations that streams, you could make a great fucking multi cam sitcom right now.
02:34:54.000If you went into these rooms where they're making Sex in the City and the single guy and all these rooms, you'd say, Guys, enjoy it while you can.
02:36:56.000And also, here's the best part it was never really successful, which was great because none of us got really rich or famous from that show.
02:38:00.000An article he wrote, or I just read interviewing him, said that those shows kind of died because the Office and Curb kind of killed it for a while.
02:39:19.000And my sitcom was always number 99 or 100.
02:39:25.000So at least yours was probably up in the top 30.
02:39:28.000One day, Lou Morton was one of our writers, and Lou, every week, would show up with a t shirt with a number on it that he would draw with a magic marker of what we were.
02:42:11.000You guys are reading that and you're forgetting how many people that you're friends with that are going on auditions right now that would kill to be on NBC.
02:42:31.000But I got to tell you, as we got deeper into the season, and I had to sit there beside Jennifer Aniston and watch her number one show every week, and Old 100 is sitting beside her.
02:42:45.000I got to say, it started to seep in where you're just like, fuck, I'm on TV.
02:42:51.000You know, it's sort of like there were days when it was just, you could feel it.
02:42:54.000Not blaming her, but just the business.
02:42:57.000It was hard to sit at one end and see the other, but that's the way it works.
02:43:02.000It's the way it is, but you got to really just be happy.
02:44:30.000So, you think he didn't like you because you wanted your own sitcom, or he thought you were too good for his show because you want your own sitcom?
02:44:36.000I think he must have sensed I walked in there with attitude or cockiness, which I didn't.
02:44:40.000I just did the audition, but he must have been reading my vibe somehow.
02:46:42.000It's uh, and so when you see people complain about it, yeah, say I understand the general public that's not aware of what roasts are because the reality of roasts are especially for like if you're a 22 year old kid, the last time there were roasts on television before the Tom Brady Bros was literally 10 years ago, yeah.
02:46:58.000Like, do you remember the Charlie Sheen roast, the Donald Trump roast, the Comedy Central roast?
02:47:02.000They used to have them all the time, all the time.
02:47:05.000It's a long time in the zeitgeist, yeah.
02:47:08.000So, those things don't exist to kids, to kids, comedy is joking about stuff, comedy is Chris Rock, comedy is Kevin Hart, yeah, comedy is Louis C.K. That's what they think of comedy as.
02:48:43.000Kevin fucking Hart has defended every single person that said horrible shit about him, about him being lynched from a bonsai tree, and all the craziest shit that they said.
02:49:17.000There's more than 55 million people watch that thing.
02:49:20.000I got to say, I'm not the hugest fan because I don't love cruel humor as much, but I do love it that the Tom Brady roast, I feel like it kicked wokeness over the cliff, like those buffalo.
02:50:01.000And Kid Rock saying, fuck you, Anheuser Bush.
02:50:03.000Like, that is, that's a Big hit to the stock price, and then people realize, oh, this is a micro set of people that are very loud, but it's not the macro, it's not, yeah, it's not, it's not the general, it's even smaller than micro, yeah, it's like micro, micro.
02:50:20.000Not only that, but the people that were in it, a lot of them abandoned ship, yeah, a lot of them abandoned ship.
02:50:25.000Virtue signaling is done, yeah, just realize they got caught up in a thing that was like the way people were behaving, and so they imitated what was going on in their social groups.
02:50:35.000It's a normal thing that people do, but it just wasn't rational.
02:50:38.000And that's why it got shot down by Kid Rock.
02:50:41.000By the way, what kind of gun did he use?
02:52:35.000I just don't like people doing what I call ballot box biology, where you get people to decide by voting that are never going to experience these wolves.
02:52:43.000Do you think we should reintroduce wolves to Colorado?
02:52:45.000And all these people that just got back from Whole Foods are like, yeah, that would be amazing.
02:52:50.000I heard it was going to help the sprouts grow.
02:54:56.000It's a horror movie about these kids that are skiing and they get stuck on a ski lift because they forget they're up there and there's wolves down there.
02:56:15.000I knew some old trap guys up when I worked up north.
02:56:19.000And these guys, you might not want to hear this, but the way they'd take them out is they'd trap them in the leg traps, and then they didn't want to damage the pelt, so then they walk up to them while they're trapped and they just clonk them.
02:59:20.000Coyote America, that book by Dan Flores, the same guy who wrote Bison Ecology, Bison Diplomacy, he wrote this amazing book about coyotes where he explains why they're everywhere.
02:59:31.000Because gray wolves and coyotes don't breed.
03:01:50.000They've saved people, even out in the wild.
03:01:52.000Like, people that fell overboard, they've saved them.
03:01:55.000Yeah, isn't it strange that such a probably the top predator in the sea next to the sperm whale, the killer whale could take whatever it wants and somehow instinctively it leaves humans alone?
03:05:28.000You know, I don't know if they're doing it on purpose, but what they do to people, it seems like they're doing it on purpose when they bite your fingers off and pull your eyeballs out.
03:09:20.000So, archaeologists from the Institute of Archaeology and Ethnography, the Siberian branch of the Russian Academy of Sciences in Novosibirsk Akademgorodok, investigated the cave and found a finger of a juvenile female hominid originally dated from 50 to 30,000 years ago.
03:09:42.000And then the estimate was changed to 76,000 to 51,000 years ago.
03:09:47.000Specimen was originally named X Woman.
03:09:52.000So, anyway, the whole thing is they found that this is.
03:10:40.000I hadn't thought of it in those terms.
03:10:42.0002008, a Taiwanese citizen purchased a fossil Homo mandible dredged from the seafloor of the Taiwan Strait from an antique shop and donated to Taiwan's National Museum, the National Science.
03:10:55.000Attempts to extract the DNA were unsuccessful, but in 2025, protein analysis of the specimen designated Pengyu 1 was published, showing that it belonged to a male Denis Oven.
03:11:42.000Well, what's interesting to me, too, is that you do have some fossilized remains that are very, very, very old that date back to caveman era stuff.
03:11:53.000And then we have stuff closer to what we just looked at.