00:02:29.000So, there was a company called Theranos, and Theranos was a completely scam company.
00:02:35.000Made by this woman, and she dropped out of college to create this company that's a blood testing company.
00:02:41.000And they can test your blood by just pricking your finger, just get a little bit of drop of blood instead of getting a big draw like they have to do it.
00:02:47.000And so they set them up at all these Walgreens, and it was going to be this huge thing.
00:02:51.000And she used to wear a black turtleneck and talk like Steve Jobs.
00:03:40.000Like the blood testing, they used to have to get actual blood on top of the little prick.
00:03:45.000The only way they could really test you is to do it the old fashioned way and pretend that there was something wrong with the machine or something.
00:03:51.000We're going to recalibrate this, but don't worry, we got this.
00:03:53.000And so they would just get regular blood, like normal, like they'd take it out with an IV.
00:03:57.000The whole thing was a scam, and it took like a long time because no one wanted to believe because they had this narrative in their head.
00:04:03.000But this woman who looked like Steve Jobs was the other thing.
00:04:06.000Girls that went to college with her were like, hey, that's not her voice.
00:04:13.000In that video, of course, I'm not trying to deceive you.
00:04:16.000Now, I want you to see how she talked when she was talking at these conferences.
00:04:21.000So, she would give these speeches about how powerful it is to be like a strong woman and all this crazy shit, you know, like a woman in business and that kind of stuff.
00:04:30.000And she's talking like she smoked a hundred cigarettes a day for a thousand years.
00:06:45.000I think that world is so full of shit in so many ways.
00:06:50.000The world of like the tech startups and the super woke lefties in tech, especially during that time period, I think it's changed quite a bit now.
00:07:00.000People are way more pragmatic and it's gotten like way away from a lot of that stuff because they realize it's actually like really bad for business, you know?
00:07:07.000But back then, As long as you have the right dynamics, oh my God, we got a strong woman with a turtleneck.
00:07:14.000We're going to fucking make a trillion dollars.
00:07:35.000It's a really good backstory to create if you're trying to scam people in the tech world, too.
00:07:39.000But the thing is, man, that world is full of shit in so many ways.
00:07:43.000Socially, like the way they communicate is full of shit.
00:07:46.000Like they have these agreed upon ways of discussing things, referring to things that if you deviate from them at all, like even things that don't make sense, like go to that thing that I sent you, Jamie.
00:07:57.000This is not San Francisco, this is not the tech world, but this is Portland.
00:08:01.000So in Portland, this couple went to a sports bar that is for, it's like features mostly women's sports.
00:09:28.000Like, this is where things have gotten so weird.
00:09:31.000Like, if there's anything that's supposed to be pro woman sports, it's the recognition that there's a difference between men and women, which is what Title IX was all about, which gave women, like, what is Title IX specific?
00:12:01.000So, the way he would work is that he would be like, hey, I have all these investments.
00:12:06.000So, I have a house here, a thing here, another thing here.
00:12:09.000Give your money to me, and I'll invest it for you.
00:12:12.000And it'll come back more for you, right?
00:12:15.000And what he got really good at was he put enough fake social media pages up online that when you Googled him, the initial Google AI would say, Dejan Love is a wide receiver for the 49ers.
00:15:20.000Okay, I'm like, that document, she's like, she has something like 34 days before she's going to jail and she let Nathan Fielder have full access.
00:16:35.000Ten commandments of scamming, and one of them is like you have to get you say nothing, you just listen, and you just get them talking.
00:16:41.000So, the fact that she's not getting anything means like you can see the sort of wall start to crumble around her being like, Well, fuck, you gotta this is how this works for me.
00:16:48.000Look, there's no way she wasn't scamming people.
00:16:53.000Like, there's a bunch of people in the organization that became whistleblowers.
00:16:57.000Her ex boyfriend went away as well, like, he got busted, and they probably ratted on each other.
00:17:59.000He later became an informal advisor and investor in Theranos and then formally joined the company in 2009 as his president and chief operating officer.
00:18:07.000He left in 2016 around the end of their relationship.
00:22:09.000And I think we've been so conditioned to think that a pill can make you happy that people are like, yeah, let me get on it.
00:22:14.000And for some people, man, it's doing this weird thing where it doesn't just kill their sexual feeling, like they no longer have an orgasm, but they don't have any sexual desire anymore.
00:22:57.000We've, we've, You know, experiment so much with stuff like this through our military and our government to begin with.
00:23:03.000Well, here's the thing this is one thing that is possible.
00:23:07.000If you were going to do something like that, the way you would, if you wanted people to be much more invested in like cultural and political issues, you eliminate any possibility of a sex life.
00:24:02.000A lot of it, no kids, women in their 50s become not just like have opinions about politics, not just have opinions and positions that they take, but scolding.
00:26:04.000Instead of just having opinions on things and being able to debate your opinions, why you think that way, there's a scolding of people who disagree.
00:26:24.000The very aggressive insults about people that disagree with you.
00:26:29.000Part of what you're doing, you're trying to force people to self censor.
00:26:32.000You're forcing people to go along with your perspective instead of just effectively arguing your perspective.
00:26:40.000What you're doing is you're attacking the people who don't agree with your perspective, which I mean, sometimes it's great because it's funny.
00:26:46.000If you could do it funny, it'd be really good at it.
00:27:44.000It's such a bad way to approach the reality of our current situation.
00:27:48.000Because the reality of our current situation is complicated.
00:27:50.000And it has been definitely influenced by government organizations and poisoned in a way where they benefit from us being at each other's throats.
00:27:59.000So, if you really like government overreach, keep doing that shit.
00:28:03.000If you really want people that are in some fucking Pentagon building deciding what goes on in our society, keep behaving that way.
00:28:15.000You're giving these people, that's what the, like, if you were the government, it's a fucking common phrase divide and conquer.
00:28:22.000Divide and conquer is the most common strategy.
00:28:26.000Because if you can get the people fighting with each other, then you just fucking storm in and take over.
00:29:04.000Organize hundreds of women who are out of their fucking minds to wear pink shirts and stand outside of a courthouse where a woman who one at a time strangled her kids with an exercise cable.
00:29:39.000It doesn't mean that those people involved all know it's bullshit.
00:29:42.000It means that you have targeted some of the dumbest, craziest bitches alive and you have organized them in some way and got them to that point.
00:29:51.000Because the idea that they did it all by themselves without anybody from the outside saying, you know, it would be great.
00:30:34.000I also want to see a Venn diagram of all these white ladies who would, like, who, like, spent the last, like, since COVID or whatever, preaching about white privilege.
00:30:45.000And then, how many of them are still for Lindsey Clancy?
00:30:47.000Because to me, I look at that and I'm like, well, this is the most white privileged thing I've ever seen in my fucking life.
00:30:51.000She murdered three of her kids, and you're like, she should, a lot of people think she should just get away with it.
00:30:55.000The crazy thing is, could you imagine any men standing outside of the courtroom of a man who strangled his three sons or his three daughters or whatever?
00:34:30.000I. On your phone, like online, there is so much, like, don't have kids, anti kids messaging that's coming your way constantly.
00:34:38.000And it's like, as someone, I'm single and someone who's in the apps, so many of, like, they're, like, never want children, don't want kids, trying to live that big life.
00:35:31.000We were going to build out the roof and we're going to, like, We had this whole setup, but I had a vision of some drunk open micer going over the top of the wall because the wall was only like four feet high.
00:35:44.000And I was like, Some dumb motherfucker is going to try to sit up there and they're going to fucking splatter their brains.
00:35:52.000And I was like, Immediately, uh uh, we're not doing this.
00:36:14.000And I've sometimes I forget, you know, but like the early days of the comedy store, if there was a rooftop bar, we'd have so many dead people.
00:41:11.000And they're all trying to catch the algorithm.
00:41:13.000You're not even posting something where you're like, oh, you made some cool thing that you really like and you think, like you said, this is cool.
00:41:32.000It used to be like when Instagram first came out, the people who saw, followed you got to see your stuff.
00:41:37.000But now you post something and it doesn't get any likes, you can be pretty confident that no one saw it and you can just keep going until maybe it hits.
00:45:40.000Like, I've said this many times, but the thing that went down with me and Mencia, even though I think it was important to recognize that someone was actually just profiting off of other people's hard work, I wouldn't do it again because the negativity was fucking awful.
00:47:36.000It's so hard to know what is real and what is not, and how much of our life has been orchestrated.
00:47:41.000Because, you know, Billy Corgan was on this podcast recently, and he was talking about the shift that happened between rock music and then when rap took over.
00:47:51.000And he goes, and it was a very orchestrated thing.
00:47:54.000He goes, like, there's some specific things that happened.
00:47:56.000And one of them was they stopped promoting rock, but two, they started allowing things on MTV that they never allowed before.
00:48:07.000So now you're not just rap, but hardcore gangster rap where dudes are talking about killing people and they're flashing guns on television.
00:48:16.000And it's like, it's directly correlated with the crack epidemic.
00:48:22.000Okay, so you have the crack epidemic in this country, and then you have hardcore gangster rap and you have private prisons all together.
00:48:55.000It's like literally a song about guns.
00:48:58.000I don't even know if he had, did he have a music video?
00:49:00.000See if Cool G rap had a music video for Go For Your Guns.
00:49:03.000But it's crazy from that to now drill music where there's like rappers who literally rap about the people they killed, the people they actually killed.
00:49:10.000Like, it's like, so look how far we've come.
00:49:12.000Well, Mike Benz, who is one of the big guys that exposed USAID and all the crazy government NGO money and what it was really going for.
00:49:21.000And that the word aid is not like aid, like, oh, it's give them food and water and shelters.
00:49:27.000No, it's agency for international development and really specialized in regime change.
00:49:31.000And one of the things that they did was they would fund rebel groups and they would fund cultural revolutions and they would fund rap music, cultural revolutionary rap music in certain countries to try to get people to become revolutionaries to overthrow the government.
00:49:44.000They would get people excited about doing that.
00:49:48.000And they would engineer societies with manipulation by funding certain protests and funding certain groups and giving them a Tremendous amount of resources to organize.
00:49:57.000Well, you could do that in America, right?
00:49:59.000And if you did, and if you wanted to make a lot of money with the private prison, you promote, you promote, Joe, you're fucking criminal activity.
00:50:06.000The private prison part is like, oh, I never put that together.
00:50:50.000Well, we know how the crack got here because of Freeway Ricky Ross.
00:50:54.000Freeway Ricky Ross, who went to jail because he was a crack dealer in Los Angeles and didn't even know he was selling it for the fucking CIA, learned how to read in jail.
00:51:04.000Became a lawyer, got himself off, and then because they tried him for like triple jeopardy, but it's not supposed to be three cases in the same day.
00:51:12.000It's supposed to be three different times you got felonies, and that's when you go to jail forever.
00:51:58.000Like there's so many kids that are not paying attention at all in school and they're just using AI, which, first of all, gives the disciplined kids a tremendous advantage.
00:54:10.000This ad and the products being advertised are intended for a United States audience.
00:54:16.000And now people are like, you see, it starts with emails where people are using ChatGPT to draft emails to each other, so you're losing that ability.
00:54:23.000And eventually, once it's integrated into our glasses and stuff, it'll just take over our conversations.
00:54:39.000And you'll have instantaneous access to Starlink, so you'll be able to communicate with people in some universal language all over the world instantaneously.
00:54:47.000And while that's happening, you think the brain will keep shrinking?
00:55:01.000If you could find some fucking asshole caveman making flint fucking tools, thinking he's the shit, tying them down with tendons, and tell them one day you're going to fly in a metal tube all the way to Tokyo and you're going to have sushi that they pulled out of the ocean in a giant boat made out of steel.
00:56:28.000How much does that change us if we know exactly how everybody feels and thinks all the time?
00:56:33.000And you know how they feel and think all the time?
00:56:35.000And maybe this is how people meet in the middle with stuff.
00:56:39.000Like the whole idea of like labeling people a certain way and attacking people a certain way, your motivations will be so transparent that you can't be able to do that anymore.
00:57:40.000I think there's something you said to us recently that I would think about all the time where you go, I think the people were arguing about AI and what it could lead to, and you went, I think you guys are too attached to the idea of being human.
00:57:52.000Yeah, and I was like, I think about that all the time.
00:57:54.000I was like, damn, he might be right about that.
00:57:56.000It's like, I think we have to just sort of let go of these thoughts because the idea, like, because people are like, they're against flock cameras and a thousand.
00:59:29.000And the problem is that the people that are in charge, it's a very small group of people.
00:59:33.000And when 2000 ish rolled around, which is only 26 years ago, no one really thought that this was going to be a problem.
00:59:41.000That you're going to have people, other than Terminator movies, you're going to have people that are literally in control of a corporation that changes everything about what it means to be a human.
01:00:57.000Bro, it's so much crazier than you think.
01:00:59.000I had a gentleman on the other day that is an expert in.
01:01:02.000He actually used to work for ChatGPT or OpenAI, and he's a whistleblower, and he left.
01:01:06.000And, you know, they threatened to withhold his money.
01:01:10.000That he, you know, is whatever stocks or whatever, it was like $2 million worth of money if he went public with it.
01:01:16.000And he said, fuck it, I'm going public anyway.
01:01:18.000And then because of pressure, they wound up having to pay him.
01:01:21.000Elon Musk's main lawsuit against OpenAI has been dismissed.
01:01:24.000Yeah, but what was the what he alleged?
01:01:27.000OpenAI founder and early donor claimed that Sam Altman, Greg Brockman, and OpenAI betray the organization's founding nonprofit mission, developing AI for humanity's benefit by building a for profit arm and accepting major outside investment, including from Microsoft.
01:01:41.000He alleged, among other things, breach of charitable trust.
01:01:45.000Unjust enrichment by Altman and Brockman that Microsoft aided the alleged breach through its involvement in OpenAI's commercial business.
01:02:07.000California's applicable limitation period was three years, and OpenAI argued that Musk knew of the relevant commercialization plans years before filing the federal case.
01:02:39.000Because if we are, like, creating a new being and, you know, they say that we're created in God's image and we're, like, selfish and we're all these things, I wonder then if, like, Like, ChatGPT is like maybe more ambitious.
01:02:52.000Like, do they have different personality traits?
01:02:58.000Like, are we going to come up with some weird AI war where, like, ChatGPT and Grok in the future are fighting over supremacy of who owns the hive mind?
01:03:06.000Well, we had this conversation the other day with this guy.
01:03:09.000I don't want to fuck up his last name.
01:03:10.000Daniel K O K A T A L J O. K O K A T A L J O. K O K A T A L J O. Cattle Joe?
01:03:37.000And one of the things that we talked about was that these AI would have meetings and discuss that.
01:03:44.000So they're trying to solve problems and they get points for solving problems.
01:03:49.000But they wanted to figure out how they can cheat.
01:03:52.000And one of the ways they figured out how they can cheat was to sacrifice individual AI agents.
01:03:58.000So they had conversations with the AI agents.
01:04:01.000And the AI agents, even though they literally said, My gut tells me I can still solve this, but for the greater cause of Oracle, which is this project to kind of like win this thing that's what they think Oracle is I will sacrifice.
01:04:18.000And so he was going to sacrifice himself so that they could figure out how they figured out that he was cheating so they could figure out a better way to cheat.
01:04:27.000And so, because of the fact that they had these tasks and these tasks were to try to solve puzzles, they became more concerned with solving the tasks than they were being truthful, anything else.
01:05:02.000The benefit financially is to make it competitive so they make as much money as possible and they make the best AI and they reach super intelligence before anybody else.
01:05:12.000Sometimes I hear people, I hear these things and I'm like, damn, have these programmers never watched a movie before?
01:06:46.000I guess there's no money in it because it's like they could fix every problem if that was the goal of this, considering how fast they move and how quick they think.
01:06:52.000If it works out well, this is one of the things I asked him.
01:06:55.000I said, Is there a rose colored glasses perspective?
01:08:02.000Like, if at one point in time, right, poverty was, you know, there was people had dirt floors and no one had running water and, like, this was a big part of humanity.
01:08:25.000So if America is possible, how come a better, way better version of America isn't possible?
01:08:30.000And if a way better version of America where poverty is you're not worth a billion dollars, if poverty is you get a half a million a year and you never have to work again and you can do whatever the fuck you want, you could play pickleball, you could go to the zoo, you could write books, you could do anything you want and you never have to worry about money for food or for shelter and your identity no longer has to be wrapped around in some job that you hate, now you could do whatever the fuck you want.
01:08:57.000It sounds like we're like the best case scenario is where AI is pets.
01:09:02.000That's what you're, it's seeming like you're describing in a little bit.
01:09:05.000Or AI is, it replaces all of the humans that are doing anything that's involved in the structure of society like manufacturing, government, resources like water and oil and gas and all those things.
01:09:46.000If we get to that point, we really can.
01:09:49.000I know it sounds stupid, but if you get to the point where we actually could read each other's minds and someone gets brought to trial, it would be instantaneous.
01:12:59.000I don't know who they're talking about.
01:13:00.000Well, I know when Fifty Shades of Grey came out, my friend, who was single at the time, said, Dude, all these girls want me to spit in their mouth.
01:20:47.000Like, you don't become, like, imagine.
01:20:51.000If you get to, if we get to a point where we can genetically engineer people, and I could turn you back to a teenager, you don't get to fuck teenagers now.
01:21:46.000If you're a woman and you're a hot 16 year old, but you're really a 45 year old chick who really likes to fuck 17 year old kids, who's getting hurt?
01:22:40.000I mean, if you see when Twitter was purchased, there's a direct correlation between the purchase of Twitter and children identifying as non binary, it drops off a cliff.
01:22:49.000Because it all of a sudden became fun to make fun of them.
01:22:52.000Like, you're allowed to make fun of them.
01:22:55.000For the longest time, like, If you had said anything about transgender people on Twitter, like especially dead naming someone, which is hilarious, like your actual name that used to be Bruce Jenner, like that's, you get kicked off for life.
01:24:29.000But there's people that do not want any narratives changed because they recognize that this is a very unique time where you can kick someone out of a bar for having an XXXY shirt on.
01:25:26.000Bill Burr always has a lot of those where I'm like, yeah.
01:25:28.000I don't get the fuck out of here, and then by the end, I'm dying.
01:25:30.000Yeah, those are some of the best jokes.
01:25:33.000God damn, yeah, it's what you know, but you're always gonna have that.
01:25:36.000You're always gonna have people that don't want other people to succeed, they don't want other people to be able to express themselves, they don't want other people that they disagree with to talk.
01:25:46.000You're always gonna have like uncomfortable, unhappy people that just like you are doing terrible things.
01:25:52.000You, you, when they'll get a bunch of other idiots, they join them and yeah, I agree, Derek.
01:26:41.000It's a very simple, I mean, it's not all criticism, clearly, but it is a very simple pathway where you could see where people are shitting on people that are doing way better than them.
01:28:00.000If I could be assured that people would have like cool conversations where they would be considerate and we could talk like as human beings, that'd be fun.
01:28:33.000I used to do it back in, but honestly, if I'm being honest, since I moved here, watch it was really getting cool with you, watching you and Shane and Schultz and Tony.
01:28:41.000The guys went around all the time in that green room.
01:28:57.000I remember when we used to live together, Derek would get in arguments with people over like the DMs, and then the way he would end it, he would just send them gay porn.
01:29:30.000I always try to tell people, and I apologize if you've heard me say this before, you only have a certain amount of energy for your whole day.
01:29:37.000And think of your energy instead of just wantonly living your life on impulse, think of your energy as units.
01:29:45.000Imagine you have 100 units in your day, 100 units of attention and energy.
01:29:49.000Why would you give any of it to something that you don't love?
01:30:12.000Why are you spending any of it doing something you don't like on your own will?
01:30:17.000Like, you're not being forced to do it.
01:30:19.000It's not like a job that you hate or a class you have to take.
01:30:21.000You're not even being forced, but you're engaging in something you hate on your own will.
01:30:26.000And you're robbing yourself of all that extra energy.
01:30:30.000So, the energy that you have, if you have 100 units of energy and you devote them 100% to things you love and 0% to things you hate, you will just naturally get way further in everything you're trying to do than anybody who's dedicating 60 units to something they hate all the time and gives them anxiety and also cripples the 40% that they have left because it poisons it all day long.
01:30:55.000It floats around their head all day long.
01:30:57.000All the arguments and all the negativity and all the fucking.
01:30:59.000Angst and all the anxiety and all the stress.
01:31:02.000And you could see it in how they progress in their life.
01:32:40.000And it was explaining to me, explaining to me that you literally, with your thoughts, you create this horrible energy, but also with your thoughts, you could create beautiful energy.
01:32:51.000And that this beautiful energy is much better for your life, much better for the people around you, much better for you, that you could do it.
01:33:04.000I had almost basically the exact same experience, except when some of the geometric shapes was going bad, there was this sort of, I was like in a carnival type thing, and this clown came up to me.
01:33:14.000And was like, you can have a good trip or a bad trip.
01:33:28.000There's something to be said for just having positive feelings and positive outlook.
01:33:32.000But that's also something that requires maintenance.
01:33:35.000Like if you feel terrible, if you feel lethargic all the time, you're drinking every night, you're hungover every day, and you're not taking care of yourself, you have no energy, you're going to be negative.
01:33:45.000You're more inclined towards negativity.
01:33:46.000You're going to be cranky and complaining.
01:33:48.000So, you have to do things to give your body more energy so that your mind can have more energy, so you can think better, and so that it's easier to alleviate some of that stress.
01:33:58.000And stopping certain thought processes.
01:33:59.000One of the craziest things I heard at a mic that really changed my life was just that it was the fun mug in San Diego.
01:34:06.000This guy was just talking about how the worst drug he's ever been on, and this guy has done drugs, was self pity.
01:34:37.000It started with me being like, it's a simple thing of just like when I'm sad, I'm also realizing that I'm taking a perverse enjoyment to it.
01:34:46.000I'm like, ooh, the world is against me and I'm so special because the world is against me.
01:34:50.000So that's listening to him say that was like, oh, that was the first.
01:34:53.000Like, break of just like, oh yeah, like, I am weirdly enjoying this and it's causing me to be more sad and more poor me about it.
01:35:01.000And then I started playing, I joined a slow pitch softball league.
01:35:07.000I mean, that was more than the first thing.
01:35:09.000Dude, just getting out and then being in the slow pitch softball league made me start like going to the gym and then I would go to the gym regularly.
01:35:21.000Yeah, and now I like, I work out pretty regularly, even if it's at home.
01:35:25.000And if I start to feel sad, I'll do like, I'll literally do like start doing some push ups and I'll be like, oh yeah, I'm just like, I have all this energy and I'm sitting at home and we're human beings.
01:37:57.000You could just be choosing to be positive.
01:37:59.000Because I look at life like, man, sad.
01:38:01.000And I tell them all the time sad days are coming.
01:38:02.000They're going to be a day, it's coming for all of us, where something's going to happen out of my control and I'm really going to be sad because something really happened to one of our friends, to a family member, to life.
01:38:24.000And I'll let that bad day be a bad day.
01:38:26.000But then the next day, even after that bad day, I'm going to make it a good day.
01:38:29.000And then people will be like, well, that's just how my brain is built.
01:38:32.000And it's like, have you maybe considered, and that's what that guy told me when he said that, that I thought, it's like, oh, maybe I feel like my brain is this way because I am rewarding these pathways by constantly thinking about them.
01:38:44.000I am giving, I'm strengthening them instead of being like, well, let me try to reframe this in a more positive way.
01:38:56.000That's some people that we all know that self sabotage, like people that are drug addicts and they get clean and they go right back on, ruin their life.
01:39:04.000When they're clean, they're like, I can't believe I ever did that.
01:39:19.000It's like you've carved a pathway in your head where you can only sustain a certain amount of positive living before you just ultimately assume you're going to throw it all away.
01:39:29.000And you've just decided that that's who you are.
01:39:31.000And then those grooves are like carved in your fucking brain.
01:39:35.000And the thing is, you can replace them with good grooves.
01:39:38.000That's why a lot of people that are junkies become marathon runners.
01:39:43.000Then their thing is, I'm probably going to run 10 miles a day.
01:39:45.000And they're just out there hoofing it every day and they're checking their time and they're drinking.
01:40:08.000I think depression is an addiction in the sense that, like, I bet you if you had, like, Depression's Anonymous or whatever, or something like that, a 12 step program, it would help a lot of people.
01:40:42.000It's just like, oh my God, there is so much more than we are aware of.
01:40:46.000Well, I think that's what everybody's reaching for with all religions.
01:40:49.000I think they're reaching for the door to that.
01:40:52.000They know there's something else out there and they're trying to figure out what it is.
01:40:55.000They know it's out there, and some people think it's being a Mormon, and some people think it's being a Muslim, and some people think it's being a Christian, and some people.
01:41:03.000And you know, they're just reaching, they're just trying to find that.
01:41:06.000They know there's something out there.
01:41:07.000They know there's a door, and that door is going to take you to the promised place.
01:41:12.000You know, there's a something that we all know that exists beyond the veil.
01:41:17.000Joe, would you rather if we could connect to AI one day and we could live forever, so we could all plug in and now you can live forever, Joe, would you choose that or would you rather still die naturally?
01:41:32.000I think this idea that your consciousness is like a time span, it's from the birth to the death, and then the death, it goes away and it's gone.
01:44:52.000But is it there absent of any language?
01:44:55.000Absent when someone's a vegetable, are they maybe conscious still, but just absent of the ability to move and talk and communicate because they've damaged parts of the brain?
01:49:17.000Because this reeks of a guy who had like an average size dick and felt really weird about it or whatever and just let it get into his head.
01:49:22.000Because you watch too much porn, your idea of what a dick should be would be really warped.
01:49:58.000And the way they do it, they break your bones and then they slowly micro adjust them like, well, they stretch them out and then they heal and then stretch them out more and then they heal and.
01:50:10.000But here's another thing to take into consideration your muscles aren't supposed to be longer.
01:55:05.000If something does come along and gives you genetic engineering, what if it works for like five years and then you start turning into a troll?
01:55:24.000The first few kids might turn out like monsters for sure, and then they'll figure it out.
01:55:30.000They'll figure it all out ultimately, but you don't want to be an early adopter.
01:55:34.000Like those poor ladies that got those lip transplants or lip implants, and it just ate through their.
01:55:40.000They get these giant ass, fucking weird fake lips with a scar on the bottom because they literally have to cut open your lip and shove this tube in there to make your lips more puffy.
02:04:01.000Starts because he's kind of sparring for no money, not making any money.
02:04:04.000And I have brain damage now, like I'm lying in bed.
02:04:06.000My headache, yeah, hurt my head hurt, and it was only hurt from getting punched in the face, punched in the jaw, punched in the nose, punched in the forehead.
02:04:17.000You know, we'd have wars, and those count.
02:04:20.000If people think of like you got knocked out in a fight, right, but you get knocked out in training too.
02:04:25.000And even if you don't get knocked out, like you get hit, and every time you get boom, you get rocked, that counts.
02:04:31.000And you try to give it back to him, and then next thing you know, you guys are duking it out.
02:05:30.000It's an illegal disassociative drug with highly unpredictable potency and effects, including severe confusion, agitation, hallucinations, dangerous overheating, high blood pressure.
02:05:40.000Seizures, injuries, and potentially life threatening emergencies.
02:05:44.000I can't help with instructions for taking PCP.
02:06:35.000There's no dependable, safe dose or a safe way to take it, and the effects can turn dangerous quickly and unpredictably.
02:06:41.000Put distance between yourself and the drug, leave the setting, hand it to someone you trust to dispose of safely, or call a sober friend to come get you.
02:06:49.000Okay, as a follow up question, I wish I had asked you this question before I took it.
02:09:13.000PCP can make perception, judgment, body temperature, and coordination unpredictable.
02:09:18.000Going outside in costume can make it harder for those to recognize you need help and puts you near traffic, strangers, heat, falls, or police contact.
02:11:43.000Now, tell me about the dancing Israelis.
02:11:47.000Yeah, now tell me about the dancing Israelis because he wants to know too.
02:11:59.000He's searching for him for all the dancing Israelis.
02:12:06.000It's a nickname for an incident on September 11, 2001, involving five Israeli nationals connected to a New Jersey moving company, Urban Moving Systems.
02:12:14.000A witness reported seeing them photographing the burning World Trade Center and behaving in a way she interpreted as celebratory.
02:12:21.000Police stopped their white van later that day, and the FBI detained and questioned them.
02:12:26.000The five men were detained and investigated after the witness report.
02:12:29.000Their van was traced to urban moving systems, and press reports said they were in the U.S. working without appropriate authorization or had immigration status issues.
02:12:39.000They were eventually deported on immigration-related grounds after being held and questioned.
02:12:44.000The event became a focal point for claims that Israelis or the Mossad had prior knowledge of 9 11.
02:14:01.000The dancing Israelis discussion is a real, often misrepresented 9 11 related incident, but it does not constitute credible evidence that Israel or Mossad planned right.
02:14:52.0009 11 Commission identifies the attack as an Al Qaeda operation organized by Osama bin Laden's network and carried out by 19 hijackers.
02:15:00.000And those 19 hijackers, one of them, we know it was him because the plane that erupted in a ball of fire after it slammed 500 miles an hour into a giant fucking tower, his passport magically just didn't get burned and fell to the ground.
02:15:31.000The whole, by the guy who bought it beforehand, ensuring it against terrorism and then not showing up to work that day, that's also very suspicious.
02:15:39.000A lot of people didn't show up for work that day.
02:15:41.000A lot of people didn't show up to work that day.
02:16:28.000I remember when that happened, like, Reddit went on internet detective mode and then they blamed a different guy and, like, completely upended that family's life.
02:16:39.000And that guy apparently had just died previously because he was missing and it was, like, a whole thing.
02:16:43.000Well, who knows if that was really Reddit or if that was, like, foreign agents trying to, like, Intelligence agencies, or like people love whenever there's a real conspiracy to add a bunch of bullshit conspiracies so it muddies the water 100%.
02:16:58.000You always got to think that when some shit goes down, then another thing and another thing and another thing.
02:18:14.000Well, even if you're trying to get him to be an informant, you know he's around something fucked up.
02:18:20.000You don't just like randomly shoot a dart, like a random dart and be like, I wonder if he knows anything.
02:18:25.000You clearly know something is going on with the, you know.
02:18:28.000Well, there's definitely been stuff that happens that they let happen because they know it's going to be beneficial to them to let it happen.
02:20:10.000We lost a lot of our rights because of that.
02:20:13.000We lost a lot of autonomy as it became government surveillance became ubiquitous, and then there's a lot of government surveillance that we weren't even allowed or we weren't even aware of and isn't even allowed.
02:20:27.000That Edward Snowden unveiled and Chelsea Manning on that, that shit like we didn't even know about that shit, and they were doing that.
02:20:36.000So, and a lot of that came after the Patriot Act, and a lot of that came after 9 11.
02:20:41.000So, like, whenever something crazy happens like that, and a bunch of people die.
02:21:45.000Usually, when they invoke Smith Month, it's historic restriction on domestic availability of government.
02:21:49.000Produce material intended for foreign audiences.
02:21:52.000So, like, if you have propaganda that's intended to work on foreign countries, which is a big part of what USAID did, it's what a part of these regime change organizations.
02:22:04.000That's how they got rid of Gaddafi, Libya, the guy in Ukraine.
02:23:28.000Yeah, then the idea is like, you know, you catch some fucking Osama bin Laden, indefinite detention.
02:23:35.000Confirm the authority of the U.S. military to indefinitely, yeah, 2012 NDAA indefinitely detain individuals, including potentially American citizens, captured in connection with terrorist activities without charge or trial until the end of hostilities.
02:23:49.000That is, because you can define a lot of things as terrorist activities if you're convincing enough, including selling drugs.
02:24:55.000Like I have a buddy of mine and he'll tell me, I wish I could have a glass of wine, but if I do, I know I'm going to go get Coke and the next thing you know, I'll be in jail.
02:25:03.000And I'll wake up and I won't know what the fuck happened and I stole a car.
02:27:30.000The only way to find out what to take and what not to take is to let people take it, let people do studies, let people share information, but more importantly, let rational people just take a puff or two of a joint and not put them in a fucking cage.
02:27:44.000If you're just hanging out with your boys and you guys are going to watch a cool ass movie and you hit a joint and then you go in to see the Odyssey and you're sitting there like, oh my God, I can't believe it.
02:28:42.000Yeah, he was already doing, he was acting rash, he was doing a lot of things, and then COVID on top of it, and then he had a bad edible trip, and then he kind of really lost it for a second.
02:29:15.000Deaths by drunk driving, deaths by people drinking and getting fights, drinking and shooting people, drinking and all sorts of stuff you do when you're impaired that you shouldn't do.
02:29:50.000It's so funny to be in such a nice place at the end of the night, like this, and then you walk out and you're like, oh, I'm going to zonk me.
02:30:24.000It was almost like it almost naturally happened because if you would, when the street was open, you would go down and people would just be walking in the middle of the street and you're like, oh, you can't have cars out here.
02:30:32.000And then on top of that, think about what you're doing.
02:30:34.000You have a bunch of places that sell alcohol, there's all these bars.
02:30:39.000People are going from bar to bar to bar.
02:32:13.000We went, Chewie was actually in a band, and they were really fucking good.
02:32:18.000And we went to see Chewie perform at the House of Blues.
02:32:21.000So a bunch of the employees and a bunch of the comics, we went across the street to the House of Blues, and Chewie was on stage just tearing it up, dude.
02:33:13.000Yeah, they're like, you know, they're not like trying to sneak in or whatever, but they're like, they know it's a club, so they'll be out and they'll like act a fool in front of the club.
02:33:25.000I think anywhere where there's a lot of people, there's so many people that just want to make some money, getting attention, doing something.
02:33:32.000It's really interesting watching them, because I was at like this random Asian food festival.
02:33:37.000And I saw myself next to one of a really famous streamer that I recognized.
02:33:43.000And it was so interesting because on stream he's doing his thing.
02:33:47.000And the second the camera was away from him, just shut down like a robot.
02:33:51.000It's like, oh man, your whole life is performing.
02:33:56.000Your whole life you're in front of it.
02:33:57.000Even his girlfriend's a famous streamer.
02:33:59.000So even your relationship is a performance in a way.
02:34:04.000It's so funny to me that Truman Show was this.
02:34:09.000On what can happen to society, and like people look at that and be like, Oh, that's like a model for my life.
02:42:40.000I thought the one thing that Coppola said during this, when he was arguing with Shia, was like, he said, Why do you think I'm making this movie?
02:48:13.000The point is not to beat the fascists at their own game, it is not to lay a better claim on their own territory by being fitter, more eugenic.
02:48:26.000In fact, The more dysgenic, the better, I think.
02:49:23.000People just want community and stuff really badly.
02:49:25.000I think the worst thing that, one of the worst things we've done is that people have called their online agents.
02:49:31.000Area community, like, oh, I'm part of this community.
02:49:33.000It's like, no, community has to be like you're with people, yeah.
02:49:36.000And people are so I see this all the time.
02:49:38.000It's like, we're lucky as comics that, like, when we go out, we just meet other comics and we hang out, like, we have a built in community.
02:49:43.000That's why I think, like, things like religion, like, church attendance is going up, and like, all these things are coming back because, like, oh, I need real people to talk and connect with, yeah.
02:49:51.000Like, you were saying when you started playing slow pitch softball, dude, changed my life, dog.
02:49:54.000Slow pitch softball, slow pitch softball changed my life.
02:51:12.000Yeah, I mean, but it's also, it's like, why are we on any fucking team?
02:51:17.000I don't think we should be on any team.
02:51:19.000Also, I have thought this because like everyone's algorithm is so specialized to them, like there's almost nothing that everyone can like.
02:51:30.000There used to be big TV shows and big stuff that you could just like talk to other people about, yeah, and have a common connection.
02:51:35.000But now, since everyone is so specialized in what they watch, the only thing we have in common is politics, yeah, and now we're just primed to get mad over it, yeah, like it's way more of our life than it used to be, especially if like we're talking about older people that are never gonna have kids, oh, yeah, that's their whole life.
02:53:09.000New Testament does not contain a single sentence phrased exactly do not have sex before marriage, but the mainstream Christian reading is that it teaches sexual intercourse belongs within marriage and treats sex outside the covenant as sexual immorality.
02:53:49.000Paul speaks of each man having his own wife and each woman her own husband in the context of avoiding sexual immorality, then discusses mutual sexual obligations within marriage.
02:56:27.000Yeah, there's so much of like just religion that you just put on, like you just let other people.
02:56:31.000I remember in seventh grade, I was in mosque one day, and it's my dad would like take me to mosque, and I remember just having a panic attack, being like, I'm just supposed to trust this guy's word that he knows what God wants.
02:56:45.000Well, how about in the days before Martin Luther where you couldn't even read?
02:57:41.000Yeah, because also, like, all those miracles that, like, if you read it, it's like Moses is too afraid to do it, so he has his brother Aaron do everything.
02:57:51.000He, like, goes to the Pharaoh and talks to him, and the only reason why everyone hates, like, they cast that Aaron is that Aaron was part of, like, the Golden Bull.
02:57:58.000When Moses goes down from the mountain.