The Joe Rogan Experience - November 13, 2026


Joe Rogan Experience #2581 - Protect Our Parks 18

Joe Rogan Experience #2580 - Kenneth Lacovara

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3 hours and 41 minutes

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7,647

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296

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1,428

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00:00:02 Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out!
00:00:04 The Joe Rogan Experience.
00:00:06 Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day!
00:00:12 Fellas!
00:00:15 We're back, we're back! 0.95
00:00:15 Woo! 0.95
00:00:16 Woo, Yes.
00:00:18 Who's got a lighter?
00:00:18 Here we are.
00:00:20 I got a lighter right here.
00:00:21 Thank you.
00:00:21 How long has it been?
00:00:23 August.
00:00:25 Is that what it is?
00:00:26 That's not that long ago.
00:00:26 September.
00:00:27 Not bad.
00:00:28 Three months?
00:00:28 Not bad.
00:00:29 Not bad.
00:00:29 Yeah.
00:00:30 Three months is about right.
00:00:31 All right, what is England?
00:00:33 What is going on?
00:00:34 What is England?
00:00:35 What is this place? 1.00
00:00:36 Why are you gay? 1.00
00:00:37 What is England? 1.00
00:00:38 You are England.
00:00:40 What is England, Addy?
00:00:42 You still open for Russell Brand?
00:00:44 Yeah, my schedule freed up hard.
00:00:48 The weather got shitty, finally.
00:00:48 It's all right.
00:00:51 I said we were talking out there.
00:00:52 I said, hold this because I want to talk about it in here.
00:00:54 You were saying that the audiences are different and that it's a challenge for you.
00:00:57 Do you like it?
00:00:58 I love it.
00:00:59 Really?
00:00:59 Well, you don't speak Arabic.
00:01:00 The hangups are different. 1.00
00:01:00 You love it. 1.00
00:01:03 You love it.
00:01:03 I do love it.
00:01:05 I love the fucking challenge. 0.99
00:01:06 Sure. 0.99
00:01:06 I don't know. 0.99
00:01:07 He loves being in other countries. 0.80
00:01:08 I love being miserable. 0.86
00:01:09 It seemed challenging to hear you. 0.97
00:01:13 How much harder do you want it to be?
00:01:16 He dropped out of law school to go to medical school.
00:01:17 It's tough out there.
00:01:19 And you get the cop out of being like, well, I'm a foreigner.
00:01:21 They hate me.
00:01:22 I do get that a little bit, which is nice.
00:01:24 So when you're over there, like, what are the things that are their buttons that they don't like? 1.00
00:01:28 Muzzies, for sure. 1.00
00:01:30 Yeah. 1.00
00:01:30 I don't know if I'm allowed to say it like that. 1.00
00:01:32 You could say Muzzies?
00:01:34 I think that might be wrong. 1.00
00:01:35 It is, yeah. 1.00
00:01:36 Muzzies? 1.00
00:01:37 If you shorten Pakistani, That's real trouble. 0.61
00:01:39 Really?
00:01:40 You say Packy?
00:01:41 You wouldn't even say Packy right there. 0.78
00:01:42 I would say the same way you say Trinny's.
00:01:45 It's a term of the same name.
00:01:46 Trinny, Trinny, Trinny, Trinny.
00:01:47 What's Trinny?
00:01:50 Put a subtitle on that.
00:01:50 Okay.
00:01:50 Oh.
00:01:51 What if you're trans from Trinidad? 0.83
00:01:53 When I was a kid in Boston, Packy was the package store. 0.99
00:01:57 Where you go get the booze.
00:01:57 Yes.
00:01:58 Go to the Packy.
00:02:00 They'd be like, mush, we're going to the Packy.
00:02:02 Right. 1.00
00:02:03 Yeah, they do not care about Mexicans. 0.68
00:02:05 Well, at all. 1.00
00:02:06 They don't have them, right?
00:02:07 They have a couple Mexican restaurants.
00:02:07 At all.
00:02:09 Right, but you could talk shit about Mexicans and they have no problem with it. 1.00
00:02:11 Yeah. 1.00
00:02:12 We owe Mexicans an apology. 1.00
00:02:13 Remember in the 90s where we were like, these guys are ruining everything? 1.00
00:02:16 We got all the good we had. 0.99
00:02:16 They're like building shit and selling tacos and Cinco de Mayo. 0.99
00:02:20 Bro, hardworking people with great food. 1.00
00:02:22 The hardest working.
00:02:22 Hardworking.
00:02:23 Best immigrants. 0.99
00:02:24 This is like the worst stereotype ever the lazy Mexican. 1.00
00:02:27 That is the dumbest stereotype of all time. 1.00
00:02:28 No, no, I know where it comes from. 1.00
00:02:30 The ones who stayed. 0.99
00:02:31 Too lazy to get here, stay there, do fucking nothing. 0.99
00:02:34 It's crumbling over. 1.00
00:02:35 The best of Mexicans are here fixing stuff.
00:02:37 We were just talking about it.
00:02:39 It's dilapidated over there.
00:02:40 They all moved here.
00:02:41 The only stereotype they should be getting hit with is DUIs. 1.00
00:02:44 Because those fuckers are not afraid to just drop a six pack after a day of work in the car. 1.00
00:02:51 I would also throw in swimming and jean shorts. 1.00
00:02:53 Oh, yeah.
00:02:54 I love that one.
00:02:55 Playing basketball with a soccer ball.
00:02:56 Yeah.
00:02:58 That's all good stuff.
00:02:59 This is fun.
00:03:00 The UIs are causing me some issues because the traffic in Austin, and every time you go, there's a wreck. 0.99
00:03:06 God damn it. 0.98
00:03:07 That's an old landscaping truck. 0.99
00:03:09 Yeah.
00:03:10 Well, I went down a deep dive of when they got invaded by the Spanish and everything that happened to their culture.
00:03:19 What's really wild, they used to have names that were like Native American names, like, you know, Soaring Eagle.
00:03:24 Oh, really?
00:03:25 He who comes with thunder.
00:03:25 Yeah.
00:03:27 Like, crazy names.
00:03:29 And then they go, nah, your name's Juan.
00:03:31 He who comes with thunder.
00:03:31 Juan?
00:03:32 Juan Gonzalez now.
00:03:34 Your name's Diego. 0.99
00:03:36 The Indians did have some shitty names, too. 0.98
00:03:39 Yeah. 1.00
00:03:39 They weren't always like fucking soaring with eagles. 1.00
00:03:41 Sometimes it was Dickyfoot. 0.99
00:03:42 Dickyfoot. 1.00
00:03:44 Darey ass. 1.00
00:03:44 Dog's ass. 1.00
00:03:45 Dances with wolves. 1.00
00:03:46 Darey ass. 1.00
00:03:47 Dares to not dream. 1.00
00:03:48 Right.
00:03:49 Dances with wolves.
00:03:51 Yeah.
00:03:53 Was that Apocalypto?
00:03:55 Apocalypto? 1.00
00:03:56 Because that's when the Spanish came in at the end, right? 1.00
00:03:58 That was the Mayans. 0.99
00:03:59 That was the Mayans.
00:04:00 The Aztecs were the first that met this. 0.70
00:04:04 Well, I feel like the first was.
00:04:07 Was it.
00:04:07 Was it in San Salvador?
00:04:10 El Salvador?
00:04:10 The first was.
00:04:11 San Salvador was the first. 0.84
00:04:12 But in the United States of America, like the first. 0.76
00:04:15 Or in North America, rather.
00:04:17 I think the.
00:04:18 It's hard to know, really, because they're finding out the Vikings were here way before we thought they were. 0.59
00:04:23 They were here a long fucking time ago. 0.54
00:04:26 They didn't stay. 0.93
00:04:27 You got to stay to make a claim.
00:04:28 They didn't count.
00:04:28 It doesn't count.
00:04:29 No.
00:04:30 But.
00:04:30 I mean, doesn't count.
00:04:32 Why not?
00:04:33 Doesn't count. 0.92
00:04:34 It's a quick ass trip up there. 0.92
00:04:37 It's easy. 0.89
00:04:38 They didn't have bow and arrows yet.
00:04:39 And they didn't do anything.
00:04:40 They just got there and kind of left.
00:04:41 Also, having pride in being a Viking is outrageous. 0.99
00:04:45 Sick. 0.93
00:04:46 Because they did like, think of it like America. 0.97
00:04:46 Why is that? 0.97
00:04:48 We're like, how dare we do what we did?
00:04:50 Dude, the Vikings, all they did are like the worst group of people to ever live.
00:04:54 RP. 1.00
00:04:55 And the Mongols are proud of being Mongolian, too.
00:04:57 They have a statue of them. 1.00
00:04:59 They're like, yeah, fuck you. 1.00
00:05:00 We went crazy. 1.00
00:05:01 They went crazy.
00:05:02 Well, were we going to lose Minnesota Viking at one point, you think?
00:05:05 We're on the way.
00:05:06 That might happen.
00:05:06 Wait, Viking might be a slur now?
00:05:08 It's just a memory of a terrible thing.
00:05:10 It's just bad.
00:05:10 Right.
00:05:11 They do bad shit. 1.00
00:05:12 Well, how about pirates? 1.00
00:05:12 No one cares about pirates. 1.00
00:05:14 Pittsburgh pirates.
00:05:14 You're allowed to have the pirates?
00:05:15 Pirates are the fucking worst. 1.00
00:05:17 All they did was steal. 1.00
00:05:18 They didn't have any other occupation.
00:05:19 They did the Napster logo. 0.98
00:05:21 The pirates should be a Minneapolis. 1.00
00:05:22 Somali. 1.00
00:05:23 Yeah. 0.83
00:05:24 But the thing is, when the Vikings were alive, the reality is most of the world was behaving that way.
00:05:29 They were just really good at it.
00:05:30 You kind of had to explain that.
00:05:31 And they were big.
00:05:32 They were really big.
00:05:33 They did mushrooms.
00:05:34 They did mushrooms.
00:05:39 Well, they were taking, they think they were taking Amanita Muscaria, which is weird.
00:05:43 It lets you get an arm chopped off and keep fighting.
00:05:45 Ah, what?
00:05:46 Yeah, it made the berserker. 1.00
00:05:48 It made you go fucking nuts. 1.00
00:05:49 Who told you that makes you get an arm chopped off? 1.00
00:05:51 Buddy, if you ask me to cite sources, it's never going to happen.
00:05:55 First of all, we need whiskey.
00:05:57 By the way, he's not allowed walking around the four C's with this guy.
00:06:00 Oh, my God.
00:06:01 Security's on me, dude.
00:06:02 They're all over him.
00:06:02 Just look at how he looks.
00:06:03 Yeah.
00:06:04 That's hilarious.
00:06:05 I get followed all the time now.
00:06:07 I get followed constantly.
00:06:08 I'm on my phone at like CVS, and some guy's like, I'm like, what?
00:06:11 He goes, do you need help, sir?
00:06:12 I'm like, what?
00:06:12 Oh, I mean, I might have stolen, but like, that's not why I'm here.
00:06:16 Sorry, I just realized you're wearing a Man City Tottenham hat, dude. 1.00
00:06:20 You have no, Say Pakistan. 1.00
00:06:25 I heard it earlier. 0.96
00:06:26 Pakistan, isn't it?
00:06:28 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:06:30 I heard it earlier.
00:06:32 I didn't want to say anything.
00:06:36 He says it like Obama. 0.99
00:06:39 Oh, you're gross. 0.99
00:06:43 Blimey. 1.00
00:06:44 You're disgusting me. 1.00
00:06:46 Cheers. 0.99
00:06:47 Want some of this?
00:06:53 Or are you just keeping with the beer?
00:07:01 Yeah, I'll go with beer.
00:07:03 DeRosa got us on shots yesterday.
00:07:05 He always does.
00:07:06 He gets you on shots.
00:07:07 And then he got surly with me for not finishing my last beer.
00:07:10 He's always a surly.
00:07:10 Yeah.
00:07:11 He did that surly.
00:07:12 That's called being an alcoholic.
00:07:14 Cheers, fellas.
00:07:15 Cheers.
00:07:16 Hey, good to be back. 0.64
00:07:17 I can't believe that guy's an alcoholic.
00:07:18 Anyway, Cheers, folks.
00:07:20 Was it noon? 0.99
00:07:21 Fucking. 1.00
00:07:21 I'm back. 1.00
00:07:22 Happy Thanksgiving.
00:07:24 Where are we in the world?
00:07:26 Not the best place.
00:07:29 We'll see.
00:07:29 All the Texans are panicking because Texas is a big one.
00:07:29 Pretty good.
00:07:32 Oh, yeah.
00:07:32 What was the vibes there?
00:07:33 Big sweep.
00:07:33 What was the vibes there?
00:07:34 You might get weed.
00:07:35 The vibes are great.
00:07:36 Porn and weed?
00:07:36 The weed.
00:07:37 The weed was a big one.
00:07:38 Weed was a big factor.
00:07:39 It was a big factor.
00:07:40 I didn't say they were arresting people for a gummy bear.
00:07:42 Well, they arrested quite a few people.
00:07:44 And they also made vape pens like seriously illegal.
00:07:48 Like, you, you, Like, I think, what is the penalty?
00:07:51 They went completely the opposite way as the rest of the country. 1.00
00:07:55 And it's a bunch of old fucks who wanted to bring us back to fucking reefer madness from the 1950s. 1.00
00:08:01 They fucked up. 1.00
00:08:02 They fucked up. 1.00
00:08:03 They thought they could just get away with it. 1.00
00:08:05 And that's what's supposed to happen.
00:08:06 You're supposed to lose. 0.96
00:08:07 And then new people come in and they fuck it up. 1.00
00:08:09 And you go, well, we better get our shit together to take them out of there because we got to bring this country back to what it used to be. 1.00
00:08:15 Yeah. 0.99
00:08:17 No pens.
00:08:19 What about the big abortion?
00:08:21 Is that coming in here? 1.00
00:08:22 Abortion's coming. 1.00
00:08:23 I bet they'll change that too.
00:08:26 They'll probably come up with different.
00:08:27 Legal regulations.
00:08:28 How long will they probably do the way Europe does or France does?
00:08:33 It's like, I think it's a certain amount of weeks.
00:08:33 Of course.
00:08:35 France is like 13 weeks.
00:08:37 I think it's a little more.
00:08:38 It used to be at least. 1.00
00:08:39 Because I remember when everyone was like, fucking Mississippi is bullshit. 1.00
00:08:43 I'm like, you know, we're more liberal in Mississippi than France? 1.00
00:08:45 Yeah, no, I think you are right.
00:08:47 I think it is late 13.
00:08:48 I think Ireland was illegal. 0.54
00:08:49 Yeah, they would have the.
00:08:51 Take a trip to England.
00:08:51 What is that?
00:08:53 What's the France?
00:08:56 Curebacks.
00:08:56 Cured.
00:08:56 Wow.
00:08:57 Cured of your weight problem.
00:08:57 Cured.
00:08:58 Cured meats.
00:09:00 Cured meats.
00:09:01 It's just. 0.99
00:09:02 You know, it's just whenever that gets attached to religious, garbage, just trying to make Norman laugh. 0.96
00:09:13 Yeah, I mean, a lot of change. 0.94
00:09:14 They're going to change a bunch of gun laws, too. 0.51
00:09:16 I bet John Ronson did a thing on his podcast about how 16 religion got taken in with abortion. 0.74
00:09:21 Okay, abortion is legal throughout 14 weeks after conception, equivalent to 16 weeks from the first day of the last customs. 0.90
00:09:28 Abortion right off the bat, abortion on request.
00:09:31 What is the opposite of on request? 0.59
00:09:33 Yeah, right.
00:09:35 Just like, just do it to you.
00:09:36 Yeah, I didn't even ask for it.
00:09:38 Little steps.
00:09:39 Little steps you do.
00:09:41 It's weird that, like, no matter what, like, people used to be able to stop people from having babies.
00:09:47 Like, if a lady was crazy and she's having kids and not taking care of them and not doing anything, these are valuable.
00:09:52 Back in the old days, they'd give her the old snippy, right? 1.00
00:09:55 Really?
00:09:56 To her, that seems horrific.
00:09:58 That's crazy.
00:09:58 Horrific.
00:09:59 That's what they did with the entire state of North Carolina, right? 0.97
00:10:01 All the Appalachians.
00:10:03 Really?
00:10:03 They just, like, not euthanize them, but whatever it's called.
00:10:06 Chemically castrated.
00:10:07 Yeah.
00:10:07 Whoa.
00:10:08 All the Appalachian degenerates. 1.00
00:10:10 There was some order in there. 1.00
00:10:11 I made it out.
00:10:12 Yeah.
00:10:14 Barely.
00:10:15 Squeezing through the fence like the one that's on there. 1.00
00:10:17 Well, you know, they did that to women in Africa without their knowledge.
00:10:21 They were taking, what is that?
00:10:23 Tetanus. 0.97
00:10:24 There's a DTP.
00:10:25 Is that what it is?
00:10:27 And they were putting in the DTP some sort of hormonal.
00:10:34 I don't want to miss this.
00:10:36 So it's whatever it was.
00:10:37 I think it's HCG, like human.
00:10:40 Kalanotropin, gonadotropin, I don't know what the name of it is, but what it does is it makes women sterile.
00:10:45 And they did it on a schedule that you wouldn't do with tetanus shots.
00:10:49 Like, it didn't make any sense.
00:10:51 Like, why?
00:10:52 Like, it's way too often.
00:10:53 Why are they getting them too often?
00:10:55 And it came out later that they were doing this to experiment on vaccines that make women sterile.
00:11:03 So when you go to a place where there's a lot of deeply impoverished people, they don't have any money, and you're like, oh, we're going to vaccinate you, keep you from getting sick.
00:11:10 And what they're really doing is stopping you from getting pregnant. 0.74
00:11:13 Good for the men out there. 1.00
00:11:13 Whoa. 1.00
00:11:14 Who's going to work the machine?
00:11:15 This board doesn't seem to have taken.
00:11:17 Forcibly sterilized.
00:11:19 Until 1974.
00:11:20 Wow.
00:11:22 What?
00:11:22 Its eugenics board.
00:11:23 They had a board of eugenics?
00:11:25 The state reported 7,600 people were forcibly sterilized between 1929 and 1974.
00:11:25 Wow.
00:11:32 Its eugenics board was established in 1933.
00:11:35 The program disproportionately targeted women and black people.
00:11:38 I mean, you've got to target women, though.
00:11:39 This was a statewide program, not an exclusive Appalachian one.
00:11:43 Wow.
00:11:44 I like that.
00:11:44 In Virginia.
00:11:45 Feeble minded. 1.00
00:11:46 That's a good answer. 1.00
00:11:47 I want to bring that insult back. 1.00
00:11:50 Feeble fucking. 1.00
00:11:51 Feeble minded. 1.00
00:11:52 The law targeted institutionalized people classified as disabled or feeble minded, reflecting the eugenic belief that supposedly undesirable traits could be eliminated by preventing reproduction.
00:12:03 You know, it's a terrible idea, but it's not the worst one.
00:12:06 Uh oh.
00:12:07 Uh oh.
00:12:08 No, I'm not saying that. 1.00
00:12:10 It's like, I mean, literally, kill them. 1.00
00:12:12 The worst is if they find weak minded people and they kill them. 1.00
00:12:15 All they're doing is saying, you guys get fucked, but no kids. 1.00
00:12:15 Yeah. 1.00
00:12:17 Yeah, you're out. 1.00
00:12:19 Listen, if you're a legitimately feeble minded person, I'm not saying the government should be able to make that distinction, but we all know people that, like, come on. 1.00
00:12:27 This guy's going to raise a kid? 0.99
00:12:28 This podcast should be us, this podcast, choosing.
00:12:29 Tell you what, though.
00:12:31 No, no. 1.00
00:12:32 The worst thing that could happen is you kill those kids. 1.00
00:12:34 No, no. 1.00
00:12:34 That's all I'm saying. 1.00
00:12:36 It's not the worst thing. 1.00
00:12:36 Just let them die off. 1.00
00:12:37 I don't think you should be allowed to forcibly sterilize a person.
00:12:41 I just want to be clear.
00:12:41 Thank you.
00:12:42 I'm going to put it on the record.
00:12:43 But I think it is a little bit better than killing a person.
00:12:46 Without a doubt, it is better.
00:12:48 A lot of things are.
00:12:48 Sure.
00:12:50 Yeah, most things are better than killing someone.
00:12:52 Right.
00:12:52 Yeah.
00:12:53 That was one of the early Holocaust plans. 0.95
00:12:54 They were like, just sterilize them. 0.94
00:12:56 There you go.
00:12:57 So, what if someone literally can't take care?
00:12:59 They were getting everyone.
00:13:00 They were doing that too.
00:13:01 They're going, dude.
00:13:02 They were getting drunks, dude. 1.00
00:13:04 These Slavs. 1.00
00:13:04 Retards. 1.00
00:13:05 They got the world as Slavs. 1.00
00:13:07 They did. 0.99
00:13:07 They got a lot of blacks, a lot of gays. 0.99
00:13:10 Way to say. 1.00
00:13:10 Retards. 1.00
00:13:12 Like not jokers. 0.96
00:13:13 I'm genuinely saying it. 1.00
00:13:15 Now they got retards. 1.00
00:13:16 Mentally challenged people, whatever. 1.00
00:13:17 It's funny. 0.99
00:13:19 What do they do if someone absolutely can't take care of a kid but can still get someone pregnant? 0.80
00:13:24 They take them in foster care. 1.00
00:13:26 Yeah. 0.68
00:13:27 They make them a definite criminal.
00:13:29 They make them without a doubt criminal.
00:13:32 Not always.
00:13:33 And then they actually try to give the kids back.
00:13:35 Eventually, like if the mom can get better, then they're like, You got your kid.
00:13:39 Does a lot okay.
00:13:40 What if someone has like a mental disorder, like their brain doesn't work right? 0.71
00:13:44 Then they probably take the kids into foster care. 0.99
00:13:47 Good aunt can take it. 1.00
00:13:48 Wouldn't it be better just let them fucking shoot blanks? 0.99
00:13:51 Uh, maybe, but then you got to think about those fellas going in there and finding a schizophrenic lady and going, Oh, I'm not talking about my night just turned around, right? 0.99
00:13:59 Right, right, right. 0.66
00:14:01 I mean, yeah, there's somebody getting them pregnant. 1.00
00:14:05 And it's probably not a feeble minded guy. 1.00
00:14:07 It's probably a guy going, hey, no one's around. 1.00
00:14:09 Get talking to me to anything.
00:14:10 Fish in a barrel.
00:14:11 I should probably pull out. 1.00
00:14:12 Fuck it. 1.00
00:14:13 Oh, yeah, yeah. 1.00
00:14:15 What about mental institutions?
00:14:17 Can we bring those back? 0.99
00:14:19 Yeah, let's do it.
00:14:20 That would be nice.
00:14:21 Did you ever see one flu over the cuckoo's nest, though?
00:14:23 Yeah. 1.00
00:14:24 Sometimes those motherfuckers get some power over people. 1.00
00:14:27 Yeah, but they were having a good time. 1.00
00:14:29 Until they lobotomized them.
00:14:29 Sure.
00:14:31 That's true.
00:14:32 The Carolina Eugenics Board was a state body approved operations to prevent people from having children because of.
00:14:38 Because officials considered them unfit to reproduce.
00:14:41 Whoa.
00:14:42 I don't like to see the borderline cases.
00:14:44 The ones right there, like, by a vote of six to five, we're going to euthanize you.
00:14:49 Eugenize you?
00:14:50 Yeah, who picks? 0.95
00:14:51 Who picks?
00:14:53 Epileptic, I guess.
00:14:54 Right, is the board even elected?
00:14:56 And if they are elected, who's the one who picks? 0.99
00:14:57 Epileptic was getting fucking. 1.00
00:14:59 God damn, you have one seizure and you go, you're never going to be a father. 1.00
00:15:02 Epileptic. 1.00
00:15:03 Look at this pool school performance or alleged promiscuity.
00:15:07 Promiscuity.
00:15:07 It could become evidence in a sterilization recommendation.
00:15:10 Promiscuity.
00:15:11 A joke. 1.00
00:15:11 If you like to fuck. 1.00
00:15:13 A sterilization recommendation. 1.00
00:15:15 That's crazy. 1.00
00:15:16 Like a gal who's just a free spirit, likes to fuck a lot. 1.00
00:15:19 Joe, you've gotten sterilized in college. 1.00
00:15:21 You're going to sterilize your right child. 0.69
00:15:21 Oh, for sure. 0.69
00:15:23 Should Bonnie Blue have kids?
00:15:24 I don't know.
00:15:24 That's a good question.
00:15:26 In the olden days, back in North Carolina, they would have snippy-snipped.
00:15:30 Yeah, exactly.
00:15:32 I mean, banging thousands of guys in a day.
00:15:34 That seems like a major outlier, but. 0.99
00:15:38 She is. 0.96
00:15:38 Even Bonnie deserves the gift of motherhood. 0.96
00:15:41 Maybe she'll turn it around.
00:15:42 Maybe she'll turn it around. 1.00
00:15:43 Oh, this shit. 1.00
00:15:43 When that kid gets. 1.00
00:15:44 Online in 10 years.
00:15:45 That's going to be a tough.
00:15:47 Human body deserves a beautiful gift.
00:15:49 Imagine that poor kid getting online.
00:15:51 That kid's never winning an argument ever again. 1.00
00:15:53 She's going to have to homeschool you or winning them all.
00:15:56 He's going to have to homeschool you or winning them all.
00:15:58 He's going to have to homeschool you.
00:15:59 He might save humanity.
00:16:00 He might be just an elite MMA fighter.
00:16:02 He might just have to.
00:16:04 He might have to fight Ilya Taporia on steroids.
00:16:06 I was two years old. 1.00
00:16:07 Fucking everybody out there. 1.00
00:16:08 Your mom's a whore. 1.00
00:16:08 Your mom's a whore. 1.00
00:16:09 That's a horror situation. 1.00
00:16:09 Your mom's a whore. 1.00
00:16:11 Just running with a sled. 1.00
00:16:12 It's a tough dude.
00:16:17 He's going to be.
00:16:18 Yeah.
00:16:19 Well, most likely he's going to be a disaster.
00:16:21 That fuel burns hot.
00:16:22 It will destroy the engine blocker.
00:16:24 I mean, David Goggins has a lot of his motivations from being called the N word.
00:16:29 Really?
00:16:29 I'll call him that.
00:16:29 He did.
00:16:30 And I'll run another 10 miles.
00:16:32 If you read his book, it's a lot more complicated.
00:16:35 He had a very abusive father.
00:16:38 Oh, I'm not going to do that.
00:16:39 He lived in a terrible.
00:16:41 His book is fantastic.
00:16:42 It's called You Can't Hurt Me. 0.99
00:16:44 It's fucking deep. 0.99
00:16:45 Oh, yeah, yeah. 0.99
00:16:46 And he reads a lot of it.
00:16:47 He reads some of it and he has another guy read part of it.
00:16:50 And he comes in and does commentary in the book, but the book's heavy.
00:16:53 It's heavy.
00:16:54 And, like, That's where his demons come from.
00:16:56 Yeah.
00:16:56 Well, he's a bad dad, like a bad guy.
00:17:00 What about the mom?
00:17:01 She's jolly.
00:17:02 Mom wasn't a bad mom.
00:17:03 You know, it's just like she's trapped with a bad man.
00:17:06 It's amazing to come out of that successful.
00:17:08 You have your life together.
00:17:10 Low percentage odds on that.
00:17:11 He's the oddest person I know.
00:17:12 Like, you know, I love him, but like I'll talk to that guy and he's doing things every day that no one sees.
00:17:19 Like, you know, these guys are running these like 50 mile marathons.
00:17:22 He goes, I just get up in the morning, I put a rucksack on, go, okay.
00:17:25 Time to run 50 miles.
00:17:27 And he just runs 50 miles in a day.
00:17:27 What?
00:17:28 And then he comes home and he does chin ups and push ups. 0.99
00:17:30 He does whatever the fuck he doesn't want to do. 0.97
00:17:33 Like he just decides that he's going to do something horrible every day. 0.99
00:17:36 And it's not bullshit because I've seen like elite MMA fighters go to work out with him and they can't believe what he's doing.
00:17:43 And he's just talking while they're both doing the same thing, but he's talking.
00:17:47 He's not even out of breath. 0.71
00:17:48 Israel Adesanya's throwing up in a garbage can.
00:17:52 And he's like, come on, power through.
00:17:53 We got to power through this.
00:17:55 And they're like, how are you?
00:17:56 Not even tired. 0.99
00:17:57 This is fucking insane. 0.99
00:17:58 But does he ever crack a beer and watch Sopranos? 0.99
00:18:02 Is he ever watching TikTok?
00:18:04 Stay hard. 1.00
00:18:05 Damn. 1.00
00:18:06 There's none of that. 1.00
00:18:06 No, no, no. 1.00
00:18:07 He's fun to hang out with.
00:18:08 I've gone to dinner with him many times.
00:18:10 Just straight drink?
00:18:10 What does he eat?
00:18:11 Regular food?
00:18:12 Eats steak?
00:18:12 Eats bread?
00:18:13 Yeah, he eats a shitload of bread. 0.64
00:18:13 Eats bread? 0.64
00:18:15 And he runs fucking 9 million miles. 0.99
00:18:16 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00
00:18:17 He could eat whatever the fuck he wants. 1.00
00:18:17 Bro, he's shredded. 1.00
00:18:19 He's burning 10,000 calories a day.
00:18:20 Bro, I don't even get up off the couch.
00:18:22 I, with my foot, reach the gummy bears and try to bring him in.
00:18:26 This is going to be fun if I can get my big toe.
00:18:30 If I can do it, sweet, sweet, needless sugar.
00:18:33 Get some Uber Eats.
00:18:35 He earned it.
00:18:36 Yeah. 1.00
00:18:37 Imagine banging that guy.
00:18:38 He must be amazing in bed.
00:18:39 He can last.
00:18:40 Yeah.
00:18:41 I bet it would be a negative experience, though.
00:18:44 Too intense.
00:18:45 I would imagine it would be the most intense sex humanly possible.
00:18:49 People are handing him water.
00:18:49 Yeah.
00:18:50 Yeah. 1.00
00:18:51 They're like fucking a woman. 1.00
00:18:52 So don't give up now, bitch. 1.00
00:18:53 Right. 1.00
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00:19:41 It's okay.
00:19:41 I'm not going to come.
00:19:42 The thing is, most people who do that kind of shit where they're running 200 mile races, they want people to see it. 0.99
00:19:48 They want people to know, like, yeah, you can do it. 0.99
00:19:50 Hand of water as they're passing by. 1.00
00:19:52 That fucking dude's out there in the desert by himself. 1.00
00:19:55 Yeah, man, it's weird. 1.00
00:19:56 He'll do itself.
00:19:57 He'll just start, he'll run a marathon at 10 p.m. 1.00
00:19:59 I'm just like, fuck it, let's go. 1.00
00:20:00 Oh my God. 1.00
00:20:00 Just get out, go. 1.00
00:20:01 Marathon at 10 p.m.
00:20:02 He does whatever he doesn't want to do and he just does it all the time.
00:20:06 It's like he never stops.
00:20:08 He doesn't stop.
00:20:10 And when I talked to him about it, he says he's in the lab.
00:20:12 He goes, I'm in the lab. 0.99
00:20:13 I'm learning shit about myself. 0.97
00:20:15 Like he just pushing himself to like, he's like an outlier in pushing yourself. 0.99
00:20:20 He's got no knees.
00:20:20 His knees are destroyed.
00:20:21 Yeah.
00:20:22 Doesn't matter.
00:20:22 His doctor looked at his knees and go, I don't know how you can walk on these knees.
00:20:25 Forget about running thousands of miles.
00:20:27 Stay hard out there, just boom, keeps going.
00:20:30 Doctor's like, please stop.
00:20:31 He won't.
00:20:32 You think he's going to hit that gump moment where he's just like, I don't know.
00:20:35 I don't know.
00:20:36 I'm going to go home and be like, what?
00:20:38 Right, right.
00:20:39 Every time I see him, it's kind of a smile on his face.
00:20:41 Seems fine.
00:20:42 Should have done this last year.
00:20:44 It's not for me, but it's for him.
00:20:46 Whatever it is, it works.
00:20:47 But he's going to hit a wall at some point.
00:20:49 That's what everybody knows.
00:20:51 So far, he has not.
00:20:52 How old is he?
00:20:53 50?
00:20:54 50.
00:20:54 Yeah.
00:20:55 Fuck, I'm doing nothing. 1.00
00:20:56 He's got a decade. 1.00
00:20:57 He's got a decade.
00:20:57 Yeah.
00:20:58 Maybe not.
00:20:59 Maybe he keeps going.
00:21:00 He's got to go to waste a well.
00:21:01 Yeah, it's a little bit of that, but it's also like, how do we know?
00:21:04 Everybody else kind of gets tired.
00:21:07 No one's ever done this before.
00:21:09 People get tired of just doing things.
00:21:09 Right.
00:21:11 Did you hear about the guy that walked around the world?
00:21:14 Oh, yeah.
00:21:14 28 years.
00:21:15 He's still doing it.
00:21:16 He's not done yet.
00:21:16 Yeah.
00:21:17 I don't think he's done yet.
00:21:18 It was a bet.
00:21:19 Over the Bering Strait.
00:21:20 I don't know what makes you give up 28 years of your life. 1.00
00:21:22 His mom was a whore. 1.00
00:21:24 Yeah. 1.00
00:21:24 I've got to be. 1.00
00:21:26 He's like, Goggins ain't got shit on me. 0.99
00:21:29 I don't let Goggins find out about this. 0.99
00:21:31 Oh, he'll do it.
00:21:32 It was a bet, I think.
00:21:33 He made the 90s.
00:21:34 He just finished.
00:21:35 He had to wait for the bearing straight to freeze up and then climb over it, and it's not a smooth bridge.
00:21:40 Oh, my God.
00:21:41 That's nuts.
00:21:42 Well, he had kids.
00:21:44 What?
00:21:45 Wait a minute.
00:21:46 How's he got kids?
00:21:46 That's his wife?
00:21:47 That's his gear.
00:21:48 No, he doesn't have a wife.
00:21:49 28 years.
00:21:50 That better be his gear.
00:21:51 Boy, that guy's got some crazy stories.
00:21:53 I bet his gear.
00:21:55 That.
00:21:56 He's got bunions. 1.00
00:21:56 Skipped Africa. 1.00
00:21:57 He skipped Africa.
00:21:59 How weird.
00:22:00 He skipped Africa. 0.88
00:22:01 And then he ended in the UK. 0.88
00:22:03 Where did he start down there?
00:22:04 Bro, that guy walked across the world.
00:22:06 Oh, he started in South America?
00:22:09 28 years.
00:22:10 Wait.
00:22:12 How did he get money?
00:22:13 What?
00:22:14 How did he get money?
00:22:15 Sponsors?
00:22:16 That'd be funny if we didn't let him in the.
00:22:16 I don't know.
00:22:18 Oh, he got arrested in Russia.
00:22:20 As soon as he went across the Bering Strait, they were like, no.
00:22:22 Let's talk.
00:22:23 I thought he was a spy.
00:22:23 Really?
00:22:24 He went over the Darien Gap?
00:22:24 Wait, wait, wait.
00:22:26 Put that back up?
00:22:27 Yeah.
00:22:29 How?
00:22:30 How?
00:22:30 We can look that up.
00:22:31 I'll look it up.
00:22:32 Hold on.
00:22:32 What's the Darien Gap?
00:22:33 A completely lawless, roadless stretch of land.
00:22:36 I think he skipped part of that.
00:22:38 I remember reading this.
00:22:39 It was like a 20-minute skip.
00:22:39 Completely lawless.
00:22:40 The jungle.
00:22:41 In Panama.
00:22:42 Is that like one of the places?
00:22:43 You can't cross. 0.94
00:22:43 You won't go? 0.94
00:22:45 No one goes.
00:22:46 I mean, the craziest travel vloggers will go there, but you've got to get there doing it.
00:22:51 There's no law, there's no roads.
00:22:52 It's all smugglers, and they decide if they want to kill you or not.
00:22:56 Wow.
00:22:56 It's up to you.
00:22:58 Yeah.
00:22:58 Really?
00:22:59 I think Baldwin Bankrupt went.
00:23:00 You ever been to that place in Copenhagen that's lawless?
00:23:03 Christiania.
00:23:04 Christiania.
00:23:05 It's one of my favorite spots in the world.
00:23:05 That place is awesome.
00:23:07 It says he crossed the inhospitable Darien Gap.
00:23:09 Many locals expected him to be killed or abducted by the paramilitary revolutionary armed forces of Colombia.
00:23:15 Whoa.
00:23:16 Wow.
00:23:16 Wow.
00:23:17 And then how did he get through the Darien Gap?
00:23:19 He's got to write a book so we can hear about all this.
00:23:21 Oh, man.
00:23:22 He's definitely going to.
00:23:23 What is talking to that guy like?
00:23:25 Like, what is that life?
00:23:26 Get him on here.
00:23:27 Yeah, that's a guy to get on.
00:23:29 Oh, 100%.
00:23:29 And just be like, walk here.
00:23:31 Like, why did you not fight for him?
00:23:33 You've proven you don't need it.
00:23:33 No flex class fight.
00:23:37 What did he do for money?
00:23:38 Someone stole his cart a couple years into it.
00:23:41 They had to replace everything. 0.97
00:23:43 He had a push cart like a homeless guy.
00:23:45 Oh, in Montana, actually.
00:23:46 In Montana, they stole his cart.
00:23:48 He'd be like, what was that bot?
00:23:48 He didn't go through Philly.
00:23:53 It was like a hitch bot. 1.00
00:23:55 There was like a robot. 0.97
00:23:56 Oh, they beat the shit out of it. 0.99
00:23:57 Some guy just beat it to death behind a dumpster in Philly. 0.96
00:24:00 It was like a robot that was supposed to be like a hitchhiking robot that they were going to take across the country.
00:24:05 It got to Philly.
00:24:07 It was like, it's so funny when we send to death.
00:24:10 When we send around funny clips of stuff, and then Shane will be like, that happened in Philadelphia.
00:24:14 That was the Philadelphia one. 0.98
00:24:16 He's fucked up by this. 0.99
00:24:16 I know that guy. 0.99
00:24:17 Philly's got a lot of action.
00:24:19 Philly's got a lot of action.
00:24:21 Not a lot going on.
00:24:22 A lot of things go down in Philly.
00:24:23 Wasn't that where those kids shot up the porch?
00:24:25 I think that was in Philly.
00:24:27 West Philly?
00:24:27 That was West Philly.
00:24:29 A recent one that was pretty funny was it's not funny, but it was funny.
00:24:33 There's a guy sitting outside a very nice restaurant in Philly. 1.00
00:24:33 Fuck it. 1.00
00:24:36 I think it's called Park, and it's in Rittenhouse Square. 1.00
00:24:40 Oh, very nice.
00:24:40 Guyle.
00:24:41 And a guy, he's got a fucking Valley Forge Tires t shirt on, and he's sitting out on a laptop, and somebody's just like, no way. 0.99
00:24:50 Going to his head, give me that laptop. 0.99
00:24:52 Wow.
00:24:52 She's got the Valley Forge.
00:24:54 Give me that.
00:24:54 That's right.
00:24:54 Rules.
00:24:55 I sent it to Kyla, and she was like, ha ha ha.
00:24:55 Yeah.
00:24:58 And then I was like, did you see the shirt?
00:24:59 She was like, oh, I thought you were just showing me somebody get robbed. 0.99
00:25:02 I got fucking Kyla. 0.99
00:25:03 Kyla ripped out of Kyla. 1.00
00:25:05 Idiot got robbed. 1.00
00:25:06 He's sitting there for it like an idiot. 1.00
00:25:09 Sitting there like an idiot in park. 1.00
00:25:11 Yeah, there he is. 1.00
00:25:11 Valley Forge. 1.00
00:25:12 Hell yeah.
00:25:12 Let's go.
00:25:14 Just snatched it.
00:25:15 Hey, press his press.
00:25:16 That's your last one.
00:25:16 I ran after him with a gun.
00:25:18 He's processing.
00:25:19 Whoa.
00:25:21 That's Ari's roommate in London. 1.00
00:25:23 Damn, with the Valley Forge, dude. 1.00
00:25:26 It hurts. 1.00
00:25:26 Damn. 1.00
00:25:27 I'm sure the cops let that slide. 1.00
00:25:32 That's a crazy story.
00:25:33 He just needed a laptop.
00:25:34 Crazy.
00:25:35 Rittenhouse, you guys have been there. 0.97
00:25:36 That's insane.
00:25:37 The swankling.
00:25:38 Danny Brown was talking about all these rappers, these 15 year old rappers in Philadelphia that just rap about the murders they've done.
00:25:44 Oh, yeah.
00:25:45 It's not grime.
00:25:47 What's the genre?
00:25:48 Trap?
00:25:50 No.
00:25:52 Bounce?
00:25:53 Yeah.
00:25:54 And he goes, they're great rappers, to be honest.
00:25:56 They just rap about details of the killing.
00:25:58 So somebody got killed by a stray.
00:26:00 And he dropped his chicken McNuggets, and they just refer to that guy as chicken nuggets from then on.
00:26:05 So it's all code, and like they're so callous about it, and then their friends have all died.
00:26:09 There's an interview that me and my buddy Charles laugh at a lot, which is this guy's interviewing all those rappers.
00:26:16 Oh, yeah.
00:26:16 And one of them is a guy named Mr. Disrespectful.
00:26:20 And they go, Why do you call yourself Mr. Disrespectful?
00:26:22 And he's like, I just, for real, just be disrespecting people.
00:26:26 All right.
00:26:27 Now, I could be wrong, and I definitely don't want any problems in Philadelphia, but I believe Mr. Disrespectful.
00:26:33 Dug up one of his ops graves.
00:26:36 They do that.
00:26:37 And then I think he is.
00:26:40 I think he passed away.
00:26:42 Ah.
00:26:42 I could be wrong.
00:26:43 Mr. Disrespectful?
00:26:45 The death of Mr. Disrespectful.
00:26:46 He's gone.
00:26:47 It's a four hour documentary about a dude.
00:26:48 Whoa.
00:26:49 It's a four hour documentary about a dude.
00:26:52 He didn't make it.
00:26:53 The gang war in.
00:26:54 Wow.
00:26:55 Shane just mentioned, I think.
00:26:57 There's Mr. Disrespectful.
00:26:57 In Philly.
00:26:58 Philly.
00:26:59 He looks disrespectful.
00:27:01 Well, so they rent Airbnbs because they can't go home.
00:27:04 Why do they call you Michigan?
00:27:05 Because they'll be waiting for them.
00:27:05 They know where they live.
00:27:06 They know where the bomb is.
00:27:07 They have to rent Airbnbs around Philadelphia to stay in different places.
00:27:10 Wow.
00:27:11 So they're just hopping from house to house, getting shot at.
00:27:14 They all got enemies.
00:27:16 What a crazy thing.
00:27:17 There's like wars going on in the cities.
00:27:20 Oh, yeah.
00:27:21 Philly's been that.
00:27:22 How about Chicago? 0.83
00:27:23 Chicago's just insane. 0.98
00:27:24 Chicago's bananas. 0.97
00:27:25 Southside.
00:27:26 We had a cop that was one of our drivers once.
00:27:28 We were in Chicago.
00:27:29 He was a former cop.
00:27:30 He'd retired, and he explained the whole thing.
00:27:33 He said they started arresting these high level gang leaders, and what happens was it created a power vacuum.
00:27:37 Because then they all started fighting for territory.
00:27:39 Chirac. 0.91
00:27:40 Yep. 0.65
00:27:42 Chirac.
00:27:43 No, they call it Chirac.
00:27:43 Chirac.
00:27:45 That's what they call it.
00:27:46 Bro, it's exactly what it is.
00:27:47 Talk about O Block.
00:27:48 This dude was cool.
00:27:49 He laid it all out for me.
00:27:51 He laid out the whole thing.
00:27:52 He explained it from how it went down.
00:27:55 They arrested this guy, then they arrested that guy, and then these guys went to war over the territory, and it never got better.
00:28:01 And he's like, it's been like that since.
00:28:02 It's like, this is, they always.
00:28:04 It's not Lil Dirk.
00:28:05 Who was. 0.71
00:28:07 There's one that was like a very famous.
00:28:09 It might be Dirk.
00:28:10 No.
00:28:11 Chief Keefe?
00:28:12 Not Chief Keefe.
00:28:12 He made it.
00:28:14 There's one that just died a couple years ago.
00:28:18 And it's a montage of people like discussing it.
00:28:20 And they're like, yo, he was a serial killer.
00:28:24 When I found out he died, I was like, whew, I cooked dinner.
00:28:28 Wow.
00:28:29 It was like, he let me slide, dude. 0.98
00:28:31 He could have killed me like three times.
00:28:33 When I found out he was dead, I was like, thank God.
00:28:36 Yeah.
00:28:36 He was a serial killer.
00:28:38 Like, if he wanted you out, it was on you.
00:28:40 That happens a lot.
00:28:41 He could do it himself.
00:28:43 Joey Diaz is playing this, and he was a rapper?
00:28:47 And he was a serial killer?
00:28:48 It was King Vaughn, that's right.
00:28:49 King Vaughn.
00:28:50 King Vaughn humiliated him.
00:28:51 Famous rapper Death Serial Kid most frequently points to King Vaughn.
00:28:55 Rising Chicago drill rapper.
00:28:57 Is that what he's doing?
00:28:57 Drill.
00:28:58 Drill.
00:28:58 It's drill.
00:28:59 Who was killed in 2020, became the subject of a widespread media and documentary focus regarding his extensive history of street violence.
00:29:06 Wow.
00:29:10 Joey Diaz turned out this book, Murder Inc.
00:29:12 It's about this guy.
00:29:14 No, I remember it.
00:29:14 He's playing that guy in a movie now.
00:29:16 Diaz?
00:29:17 Diaz.
00:29:18 He's playing Roy DeMayo.
00:29:19 Wow.
00:29:19 He's playing the serial killer guy.
00:29:21 So he's this mob guy, and he just starts off killing a few people that need to be killed. 0.95
00:29:26 And next thing you know, he gets a kick out of killing people. 0.95
00:29:26 Yeah. 0.95
00:29:28 And so they have this apartment upstairs.
00:29:31 And they bring the people upstairs and drain them in the tub and chop them up.
00:29:34 It's just his hobby. 0.99
00:29:36 He just started getting into killing people. 0.87
00:29:38 Any old clinic. 0.98
00:29:39 Disrespect.
00:29:40 Any weird thing.
00:29:41 Didn't like it.
00:29:42 That's it.
00:29:43 Whoa.
00:29:44 That kind of looks like Diaz.
00:29:44 You want to play that guy?
00:29:45 Yeah.
00:29:46 That's fun.
00:29:46 Diaz has only handed me two books ever that he said, You got to read this dog.
00:29:50 One was the Quran.
00:29:52 Assalamu alaikum. 1.00
00:29:53 You cocksucker. 1.00
00:29:57 Alhamdulillah, cocksucker. 1.00
00:30:00 He's got to lose weight in 30 years. 1.00
00:30:03 He can do it.
00:30:03 To play Roy DeMayo?
00:30:05 Yeah, they'll do something with his hair.
00:30:05 Yeah.
00:30:06 They'll figure something out.
00:30:07 He doesn't have to be younger.
00:30:08 Nobody knows how old that guy was.
00:30:10 Nobody knows how fat he was.
00:30:11 No.
00:30:12 He's pretty thin now.
00:30:13 He's definitely thinner as Roy DeMayo.
00:30:15 He's about that size.
00:30:16 Oh, that works.
00:30:17 It's going to be perfect.
00:30:17 Never mind.
00:30:18 I take it back. 1.00
00:30:19 That guy killed a lot of fucking people. 1.00
00:30:21 Did we figure out how many people killed Jamie? 1.00
00:30:23 Newark.
00:30:24 It was like more than 20.
00:30:25 But the book is horrendous.
00:30:27 Really?
00:30:28 It's really good.
00:30:28 It's very well written.
00:30:30 But you read it and you're like, holy fuck, dude. 0.99
00:30:33 Remember how fat Diaz was in Longest Yard? 1.00
00:30:36 Oh, yeah. 0.76
00:30:37 So fat.
00:30:38 Yeah, 200. 0.92
00:30:39 He killed 200 people?
00:30:40 Wow.
00:30:40 Killing 200 people.
00:30:41 Well, how about that guy they found in Philly?
00:30:43 That him and his dad were like the biggest serial killers maybe ever.
00:30:46 That was crazy.
00:30:47 Yeah, they're still trying to figure out how many people they killed.
00:30:49 Some of that's fictional, apparently.
00:30:50 Oh, yeah.
00:30:51 It's very strange.
00:30:52 What do you mean? 1.00
00:30:52 Because they're just bragging about some of these weird fucking porn gore videos. 1.00
00:30:56 And not all of those people are dead. 0.99
00:30:58 Like some of it's fictional.
00:30:59 Like the Stookie brothers?
00:31:00 Which makes it also amazing. 1.00
00:31:02 Yeah, what were they at the end?
00:31:03 I was looking into it.
00:31:04 This whole story is not out yet.
00:31:06 Last time we brought it up, I looked into it, and they're like, Some of this is fictional because they found some of the people who are quote unquote actresses that were being brought there under that.
00:31:12 Oh, no.
00:31:13 So some of them died.
00:31:15 Kyla, you want to actually watch it during the offseason.
00:31:17 There are definitely bodies there, and there were some sort of systems set up to get rid of bodies, is what it seems like.
00:31:22 Yeah, they had chemicals there to get rid of bodies.
00:31:25 There's like a million videos or something.
00:31:26 The father and his son?
00:31:27 Torture videos, videos of women getting killed, videos of actual women getting killed. 0.97
00:31:33 Oh, boy.
00:31:33 Yeah.
00:31:34 And then I guess some acting stuff, too.
00:31:37 The act, I just, the one description I was reading, they were like, this is all, not all of this is like real.
00:31:43 Maybe they started up, started out acting, and then they're like, let's just start killing people.
00:31:48 I think we can get away with it. 1.00
00:31:49 These cops suck. 1.00
00:31:50 That's how you drill about it. 1.00
00:31:51 I mean, like.
00:31:52 But why the videos?
00:31:53 What's the upside of making videos?
00:31:54 I think they were making videos. 0.99
00:31:55 They were jerking off. 0.99
00:31:57 Oh, I didn't even catch that. 0.98
00:31:58 Remember the knockout game videos?
00:32:00 Matter of fact, just punching people and making their own evidence.
00:32:04 No. 0.83
00:32:05 They're just recording themselves, trying to knock people out with one punch.
00:32:07 Yeah, they just walk out of one punch challenge.
00:32:09 Grocery store and knock people out. 1.00
00:32:11 Is that Asians doing that? 1.00
00:32:12 I don't know. 1.00
00:32:14 I don't know.
00:32:15 Roundhouses.
00:32:17 They just start.
00:32:18 Just walk into you, like standing like this, waiting for you to come near.
00:32:21 The crane.
00:32:22 You've got to attack, or it won't work. 1.00
00:32:24 Put him in a body bag. 1.00
00:32:26 Put him in a body bag. 0.99
00:32:27 Remember that? 0.98
00:32:31 Oh, yeah.
00:32:32 The All Valley.
00:32:33 The All Valley Championships?
00:32:33 What is it?
00:32:34 Yeah, it was in Van Nuys.
00:32:36 You know, it's wild they redid Karate Kid and then he's the bad guy.
00:32:41 No, the TV show.
00:32:42 They made the TV show.
00:32:43 Cobra Kai.
00:32:44 But all of a sudden, Daniel's the bad guy.
00:32:46 Machi is the bad guy.
00:32:48 What?
00:32:49 He started sites. 1.00
00:32:50 Stole the guy's fucking girlfriend. 1.00
00:32:52 No, she liked him more. 1.00
00:32:53 No, stole. 1.00
00:32:54 Kicked his bust out all over there on purpose.
00:32:56 I'm with Shane. 0.98
00:32:57 Yeah, it was ridiculous. 0.94
00:32:58 Dude, he dumped water on that guy's costume. 0.93
00:33:00 It was already a piece.
00:33:01 Wait, we wanted to get back at this guy.
00:33:02 Yeah, he was kind of.
00:33:03 Didn't they beat him up first, though?
00:33:04 That's how he had to learn karate?
00:33:05 They beat him up on Halloween.
00:33:07 You get beat up.
00:33:08 Especially if you're trying to steal the cool guy's girlfriend.
00:33:10 Just take it, dude.
00:33:11 You're getting hazed.
00:33:12 Just take it once. 1.00
00:33:13 It was the 80s, so the Italians were still kind of weird then. 1.00
00:33:16 In what way? 1.00
00:33:17 There's a bunch of blonde guys, and they're like, get this. 1.00
00:33:19 Dirty WAP. 1.00
00:33:20 Yeah. 1.00
00:33:20 True. 1.00
00:33:20 Yeah. 1.00
00:33:21 Acceptable racism went on.
00:33:22 Yeah.
00:33:22 It was California.
00:33:23 I don't know.
00:33:24 I was alive during the 80s.
00:33:25 Italian racism had gone away.
00:33:27 My grandparents talked about it.
00:33:28 My grandfather was really affected by it because he was a first generation immigrant.
00:33:32 And he told me it was horrible.
00:33:33 Really?
00:33:34 Yeah. 0.96
00:33:34 They would treat you the way, you know, like we treat people coming in from Mexico Italians. 0.96
00:33:39 Yeah. 1.00
00:33:40 Or WAPs. 0.98
00:33:40 WAPs. 0.98
00:33:41 Yeah. 1.00
00:33:41 WAPs. 1.00
00:33:42 Dago WAPs.
00:33:42 They'd call them horrible things.
00:33:44 Let me ask you a question.
00:33:45 How did they get Dago and WAP as their term?
00:33:47 I don't know.
00:33:48 The same races get a bunch of names. 0.98
00:33:48 WAP is what I would say. 0.98
00:33:50 Wow.
00:33:50 They didn't have the internet back then.
00:33:52 The internet would have filtered that out. 1.00
00:33:54 A lot of lynchings in New Orleans with the Sicilians. 1.00
00:33:56 My mom never shuts up about it. 1.00
00:33:58 Oh, really?
00:33:59 Oh, pull it up.
00:34:00 I think it might be more than.
00:34:01 Not really.
00:34:03 They lynched each other?
00:34:04 Every ghost tour of New Orleans is just slaves. 1.00
00:34:06 Lynching Sicilians was normal back then. 1.00
00:34:08 Yeah, New Orleans, it was big. 1.00
00:34:10 We're going to fuck up the neighborhood. 0.99
00:34:10 No kidding. 0.99
00:34:11 We don't want another pizza place.
00:34:13 Right.
00:34:13 Beat it.
00:34:14 Well, listen, man. 0.98
00:34:15 If you go to Rome, the people that are still there, those men are animals. 0.92
00:34:19 Oh, yeah.
00:34:19 I was with my tiny little daughter.
00:34:22 She was like five years old in a cab.
00:34:25 This guy stopped. 1.00
00:34:26 In the middle of the street to check out this girl's ass as he was driving. 1.00
00:34:29 He's like, hey, mama mia, look at that ass. 1.00
00:34:32 And he's the cab driver. 1.00
00:34:34 And I was like, yo.
00:34:34 And I was like, and I was talking to my wife.
00:34:37 I go, this is what's left of the Romans. 0.67
00:34:39 You got to understand. 0.99
00:34:40 These are these animals that were fucking each other and eating so much they had to throw up and then to keep eating again. 0.99
00:34:46 They were having lion fights in the middle of the Colosseum. 0.99
00:34:50 This is what's left.
00:34:51 Yeah, sure.
00:34:52 Savages.
00:34:53 They went wild.
00:34:54 They had a good time.
00:34:54 Wild.
00:34:55 Just fucking rubbing and drinking and throwing up and be like, yeah, fucking see a lion kill that guy. 1.00
00:35:00 Right. 1.00
00:35:01 Guys fight to the death with swords in front of them.
00:35:03 That was a meme.
00:35:04 There's a meme going around that made me laugh.
00:35:06 Just like, dude, just imagine 10 a.m. tailgate at the Coliseum. 0.98
00:35:10 Like, you hear your boys getting shit faced and being like, let's go. 0.98
00:35:14 Walking in, watching a battle. 0.98
00:35:16 Dude, I went to the Coliseum in Tunisia, and there's no bad seats. 0.99
00:35:20 Anywhere you sit, you're like, yeah, these are all built perfectly to watch carnage, watch murder. 1.00
00:35:25 It's nice.
00:35:26 I went to a cockfight in Puerto Rico.
00:35:27 It's very similar.
00:35:28 It's in the round.
00:35:29 Everybody gets a good seat.
00:35:30 It's awesome.
00:35:31 Yeah, they're fun.
00:35:32 They're fun.
00:35:33 I mean, it's dark and sad.
00:35:35 It's better than a dogfight.
00:35:36 I wouldn't like that.
00:35:37 I love it.
00:35:37 It's better than a dogfight.
00:35:39 Way better than a dogfight.
00:35:41 Until they go, like, until they go, they fall over and you realize how much blood they've lost.
00:35:45 And then they're pecking the ear and the eyes.
00:35:46 Knives on their hooks.
00:35:47 Futumonum, yeah.
00:35:48 Yeah. 1.00
00:35:49 Still better than a WNBA game.
00:35:53 Hey. 1.00
00:35:53 Do they scratch with nails? 1.00
00:35:55 Who? 1.00
00:35:56 WNBA players. 1.00
00:35:57 Oh, the women. 1.00
00:35:57 They grow out the nails? 1.00
00:35:59 I don't know.
00:35:59 I don't know.
00:36:00 It's probably getting the way of shooting.
00:36:03 Yeah.
00:36:03 Wouldn't it?
00:36:04 Yeah.
00:36:04 Yeah, maybe.
00:36:05 Yeah, it would.
00:36:05 They get in the way.
00:36:06 Maybe that's their excuse for missing layups.
00:36:08 Do you think that's what my nails did?
00:36:10 That's how it's out of my control.
00:36:12 When Rome had the Colosseum, when the Colosseum was first erected and they started having these games, do you think there was resistance?
00:36:17 There had to be resistance.
00:36:18 There had to be, like, people. 1.00
00:36:19 It's probably a couple pussies. 1.00
00:36:20 In society. 0.99
00:36:21 It's probably a blue wave going, maybe you shouldn't do that.
00:36:25 You're doing it.
00:36:25 Yeah.
00:36:26 There was definitely, like, a couple good people going, this is.
00:36:26 Of course.
00:36:29 The difference back then is they were run by an emperor.
00:36:32 There was no.
00:36:32 And they might.
00:36:34 They would just kill those people. 0.99
00:36:35 I think there were a couple emperors. 0.99
00:36:37 We're not doing that.
00:36:37 They didn't like it?
00:36:38 And then someone brought it back because the people needed some entertainment.
00:36:38 That's right.
00:36:42 Yeah.
00:36:43 Nero, I think, was famous for using it. 0.99
00:36:46 Fucking Nero. 0.99
00:36:46 Dude, the Roman Empire. 0.99
00:36:48 I was doing it.
00:36:49 Coped Nero.
00:36:50 The craziest Nero story is what he did with his wife.
00:36:52 What's that now?
00:36:53 He beat his pregnant wife to death.
00:36:55 Whoa. 0.99
00:36:56 And then took this slave boy that looked like his wife, named her his wife's name, and castrated him. 1.00
00:37:04 And then started bringing him around as his wife. 0.60
00:37:07 And then passed him off to a bunch of other guys.
00:37:10 And then that dude just killed himself. 1.00
00:37:13 Chopped his dick off, was banging him in the ass, calming him as his wife. 1.00
00:37:17 What the fuck? 1.00
00:37:18 Nero made Sporus his wife. 1.00
00:37:19 What does this tragic story reveal about ancient Rome?
00:37:22 Whoa.
00:37:23 Eunuch. 0.94
00:37:24 Empress. 1.00
00:37:25 Why not just get another lady? 1.00
00:37:26 Ultimate victim of abuse.
00:37:27 Sporus is a lesser known character in the story of a brutal Roman emperor, Nero.
00:37:32 His life and the messages it reveals are the things of outlandish drama.
00:37:37 It's a crazy story.
00:37:38 Yeah.
00:37:38 Apparently, the guy looked like his wife.
00:37:40 And so he said, great, you're my wife now. 0.96
00:37:42 Because he beat his pregnant wife to death. 0.99
00:37:45 Wow, the old Roman abortion. 0.99
00:37:49 I mean, you'd think. Italian abortion. 0.70
00:37:50 Yeah.
00:37:51 Speaking of the death. 0.64
00:37:52 She was a whoa. 1.00
00:37:54 Forcibly castrated him and then married him to be his empress. 1.00
00:37:58 His wife must have been hideous. 0.99
00:37:59 She looked like this dude. 0.99
00:38:00 Maybe the guy's pretty. 1.00
00:38:01 There's a lot of pretty dudes out there.
00:38:02 I guess so.
00:38:03 You know? 0.68
00:38:04 Matt Rife could be your wife. 0.99
00:38:07 What are you, Asian?
00:38:08 Matt Rife. 0.99
00:38:09 Matt Rife.
00:38:09 Matt Rife could be your wife.
00:38:12 My wife.
00:38:13 My wife.
00:38:15 He's a beautiful man.
00:38:16 Speaking of that, Sasha Barrett Cohen, I heard the name.
00:38:19 Look at this.
00:38:19 What was he named again?
00:38:20 The Greek word Sasha. 0.98
00:38:21 Sporus meads seed or semen. 1.00
00:38:23 Yeah, this is my new wife, cum. 1.00
00:38:25 Sporus. 1.00
00:38:25 Sporus. 1.00
00:38:26 So it was likely a belittling epithet that seems to have been given to the boy after his abuse began.
00:38:32 He's a poor guy.
00:38:32 Wow.
00:38:33 He's just, they called him cum catcher. 0.97
00:38:35 That's basically what his name was. 0.99
00:38:38 They named him cum. 0.99
00:38:38 This is cum catcher. 0.99
00:38:39 Cum catcher! 0.99
00:38:40 Wow.
00:38:41 And then he passed him off to other dudes. 0.98
00:38:43 Cum catcher in the rye. 0.96
00:38:44 After he got rid of him. 1.00
00:38:45 Fuck my wife ish. 1.00
00:38:46 That's so crazy. 1.00
00:38:47 And then two years later, he turned him into a eunuch.
00:38:50 Two years of abuse, and then they made it worse.
00:38:52 Two years.
00:38:53 I said that was in 65.
00:38:54 You've been a good boy for a while.
00:38:56 The emperor ordered the boy to be castrated, turning him into a eunuch through several methods of castration in Roman times, including rubbing or squeezing the gonads to pieces.
00:38:56 67.
00:39:05 What?
00:39:06 Oh, Jesus. 1.00
00:39:07 Sometimes the penis would also be removed. 1.00
00:39:09 Oh. 1.00
00:39:09 Gonads. 1.00
00:39:10 What are gonads? 1.00
00:39:10 Balls? 1.00
00:39:11 Balls. 1.00
00:39:12 Squeeze them. 1.00
00:39:12 Squeeze them to pieces. 1.00
00:39:13 Oh, just chop them. 0.95
00:39:15 Yeah, right. 0.69
00:39:15 Oh, my God. 0.69
00:39:16 This is fake history.
00:39:17 Who wrote this?
00:39:20 This is made up, dude.
00:39:21 There's no way this is that well documented.
00:39:23 What I did hear is somebody was trying to defend Nero.
00:39:26 No, he was actually all right, and then all the history we got is people that hated him.
00:39:30 Really?
00:39:31 That's the story of Elizabeth Bathory.
00:39:33 Come again? 0.98
00:39:34 Elizabeth Bathory is that she's like a very famous royal serial killer. 0.81
00:39:39 She was a woman who, as she was getting older, supposedly the story was she would take these beautiful young women, drain their blood, and put it in a bathtub. 0.84
00:39:46 And she would lay in a bathtub with their blood. 1.00
00:39:49 She killed a bunch of her servants. 1.00
00:39:51 She killed a bunch of pretty women in the town. 1.00
00:39:53 She hated pretty women and she would kill them. 1.00
00:39:55 No, nothing's changed. 1.00
00:39:56 Pretty women get killed. 1.00
00:39:58 I know. 0.97
00:39:59 But the story is that it might have been they were just trying to take her land because they put her in. 0.99
00:40:04 Just make it up some blood libel shit. 0.99
00:40:06 Exactly. 1.00
00:40:07 Make up some crazy story about her being a demon.
00:40:10 Dude, this guy's life. 1.00
00:40:11 This guy's life was so fucked after this. 0.99
00:40:14 So, after Nero died, another emperor got him, married him, called him his wife, Papia. 1.00
00:40:23 And that guy died.
00:40:25 Somebody else, he was passed on to somebody else who was also married to Papias.
00:40:29 So, he married that guy. 0.59
00:40:31 Then, eight months later, he was used as public entertainment in the gladiatorial arena where they reenacted their rape.
00:40:38 Of Prosperina in front of everyone.
00:40:39 This guy's the original Bonnie Blue. 1.00
00:40:40 What the fuck? 1.00
00:40:41 This guy had the worst life ever. 1.00
00:40:43 Wow.
00:40:44 He had a lot of.
00:40:45 To avoid this abominable fate, Sporus killed himself.
00:40:48 I guess they did for him. 0.97
00:40:49 Maybe they'd ever done it.
00:40:51 69.
00:40:51 Age 69.
00:40:52 Best year to kill yourself. 1.00
00:40:54 Hey. 0.97
00:40:54 So he really was on a five year run. 0.97
00:40:56 That's all it really was. 1.00
00:40:57 I mean, if you tie your fucking skirt that way. 1.00
00:41:00 Four or five years. 1.00
00:41:01 He's definitely going to get fucked by asking for it. 1.00
00:41:03 Four or five years of hell. 1.00
00:41:04 The guy who chopped his dick off is dead. 1.00
00:41:06 Two guys passed him around. 1.00
00:41:07 They're dead. 1.00
00:41:08 And then they want to have him raped in the Coliseum. 1.00
00:41:10 His agent called and goes, Hey, I know that was tough. 0.99
00:41:12 We got a good gig for you.
00:41:14 It's a big role.
00:41:16 What is it?
00:41:17 Well, they're going to reenact a rape in the Coliseum.
00:41:19 There's going to be thousands of people cheering.
00:41:23 Five nights a week, two on Friday and Saturday.
00:41:25 You're going to do an early show, 4 30.
00:41:29 You've got to bring your family.
00:41:29 Come, Ketchup.
00:41:31 You've got to get checked in the middle of it.
00:41:35 Come, Ketchup.
00:41:36 Have you memorized your lines?
00:41:37 Right, Bonnie.
00:41:39 Oh, yeah.
00:41:40 You got it.
00:41:41 You got it.
00:41:41 Wow.
00:41:42 There's a guy selling merch. 0.98
00:41:43 Rape Redact with a cow catcher. 0.75
00:41:45 If that's a real guy in history, that's up there.
00:41:49 It's the worst run I've ever seen.
00:41:51 That's a bummer.
00:41:52 It's a bad run.
00:41:53 Tough run.
00:41:53 So, this is Elizabeth Bathory later.
00:41:55 They took her land and they put her in house arrest because she was a royal.
00:41:58 They weren't allowed to do anything to her. 0.97
00:42:00 But they controlled her land after that.
00:42:03 So, the theory there's a bunch of different theories about this.
00:42:07 And one of them is that they set her up.
00:42:09 This is all fake. 1.00
00:42:10 They made all this shit up just so they could steal her land. 1.00
00:42:12 Damn. 1.00
00:42:14 Look, I could see people doing it. 1.00
00:42:15 I could do that to Zuckerberg. 0.99
00:42:17 If you just see what's going on in the news today, like how much of it is real and how much of it is bullshit and propaganda. 0.98
00:42:22 It's the age old lying about people and stealing their land. 0.98
00:42:24 Yeah.
00:42:25 Well, they got rid of the WikiLeaks guy that way, right?
00:42:28 Oh, yeah.
00:42:29 They just made up some stuff and they go, eh, we got to extradite you.
00:42:32 Well, they were going to arrest him for surprise sex.
00:42:37 For journalism? 0.51
00:42:38 No, no, no.
00:42:39 But the charge was for surprise. 0.99
00:42:41 So he had consensual sex with a woman and then apparently had sex with her without the condom on. 0.97
00:42:46 And like, didn't tell her that he wasn't, didn't have the condiment. 0.99
00:42:46 Uh oh. 0.99
00:42:50 This was like the argument.
00:42:51 You get in trouble for that?
00:42:53 Yeah.
00:42:54 You get in wherever he was.
00:42:56 What country was this in?
00:42:57 Could you get in trouble for saying, I don't have one on me?
00:42:59 Is this Australia?
00:43:00 Was you in trouble?
00:43:01 What's that bulge in your pocket? 0.99
00:43:02 I shut up.
00:43:03 But it was clear they were just looking to arrest him for WikiLeaks. 0.79
00:43:06 Yeah.
00:43:08 It's like OJ with the shirts.
00:43:09 They got him on the shirts.
00:43:11 The state at the time was like, can't we just drone him?
00:43:14 That's right.
00:43:14 Yeah, they wanted to drone him for releasing information, classified information.
00:43:19 Wow, taking a lamb.
00:43:20 That used to be called espionage, but it's not.
00:43:23 Don't get me wrong.
00:43:24 What's happening, right?
00:43:25 So, if you're Edward Snowden and you find out that the government is illegally spying on you, these are just public officials.
00:43:32 So, there's human beings who've decided to break the law while they're supposed to be representing the law.
00:43:37 And that's not supposed to happen.
00:43:39 And that's not supposed to be covered up.
00:43:40 And you're not supposed to be protecting those folks.
00:43:42 You're supposed to just not do that. 1.00
00:43:44 If that's the only way you can have national security is to spy on everybody all the time, fuck you. 1.00
00:43:50 That's crazy. 1.00
00:43:51 And then trying to drone or arrest the journalists who broke the story. 0.99
00:43:55 It's also like the fucking flock cameras thing. 0.99
00:43:57 Yeah. 0.98
00:43:57 You know, because, like, well, who has access to all this NSA data? 0.98
00:44:01 If they're just spying on everybody all the time, is it just like the flock cameras where cops can stalk chicks?
00:44:07 Yeah, that's what they keep catching them doing.
00:44:08 Finding their ex girlfriend and looking at her.
00:44:10 Yeah, tagged in there a lot.
00:44:11 Yeah, yeah.
00:44:11 The guy who did it looked exactly like me.
00:44:13 Pull it up.
00:44:15 Shane looks like a lot of people.
00:44:16 I saw it on Twitter, and they were like, it's a tough week for Shane. 0.99
00:44:19 Shane looks like a surprising amount of women.
00:44:22 I was like, I got to delete it. 1.00
00:44:23 I got to delete it.
00:44:24 That's true. 1.00
00:44:25 The trans bodybuilder from New Zealand, the police chief, the fire chief.
00:44:29 The chick from The Last of Us?
00:44:29 From LA?
00:44:31 That's a big one.
00:44:32 I get that one. 1.00
00:44:33 Oh, I look at the white. 0.99
00:44:33 I don't know. 0.99
00:44:37 That's like a Pixar shame.
00:44:37 Oh, yes.
00:44:39 That's exactly your mustache.
00:44:40 Oh, my God.
00:44:41 That's a good mustache.
00:44:42 Bro.
00:44:43 Bro, if I saw that guy, I'm like, bro, you cannot look at the flock cameras.
00:44:46 There you go.
00:44:48 You cannot.
00:44:49 He's a cute guy.
00:44:50 Look at the flock cameras.
00:44:51 He's a handsome fellow looking at the flock cameras.
00:44:53 I like that.
00:44:54 Every once in a while, he checked you. 0.66
00:44:55 There's that baseball player who's dating the hot lady who looks like you. 0.68
00:44:55 Oh, my God. 0.68
00:44:59 Yeah, Skeens.
00:44:59 Paul Skeens?
00:45:00 I don't want to put that on Skeens.
00:45:02 Skeens is my guy.
00:45:02 I'm sorry, Skeens.
00:45:03 But he's dating that smoke show.
00:45:06 So, you know, can't be doing a smoke show.
00:45:06 He is.
00:45:09 That looks like you?
00:45:10 No, the guy looks like him.
00:45:12 Oh, Skeens does.
00:45:13 Yeah, that looks like a girl. 0.99
00:45:14 He's a girl. 0.98
00:45:15 That's the hottest lady ever. 1.00
00:45:15 What's that smoke show? 1.00
00:45:17 Jesus.
00:45:17 All right.
00:45:19 Pull up Skeens. 0.97
00:45:20 Pull up Skeens.
00:45:21 By the way, I don't look like Skeens.
00:45:24 You look like that guy, though.
00:45:25 Yeah, I do look exactly like that guy.
00:45:27 I look a lot like that guy.
00:45:28 Well, that guy is one.
00:45:29 I don't look like that guy. 0.87
00:45:30 No, you're just thinking of a dirty mustache.
00:45:32 I see it there without the beard. 0.85
00:45:33 Go down.
00:45:34 I see.
00:45:35 Bottom left.
00:45:36 Keep going.
00:45:37 Little more left.
00:45:38 Little more left.
00:45:39 That one. 0.96
00:45:40 In the suit?
00:45:41 With just the mustache.
00:45:42 Like the mic, yeah.
00:45:44 Maybe not.
00:45:45 Maybe not.
00:45:45 Maybe.
00:45:46 Nah.
00:45:47 That's a little bit.
00:45:48 That's a hungover Shane.
00:45:49 Not really.
00:45:50 Not really.
00:45:51 No, I agree. 1.00
00:45:51 I don't look like skeins. 1.00
00:45:53 It's any white guy with a dirty mustache. 0.99
00:45:53 No. 0.99
00:45:58 That flock hammer thing is wild because it's not just that cop.
00:46:00 There's a Ton of cops got puzzled.
00:46:02 Oh, yeah. 1.00
00:46:03 Stalking chicks. 0.59
00:46:03 Just looking at it. 0.59
00:46:04 Well, it's very sad.
00:46:05 Some chick from the gym. 0.86
00:46:06 You know, you could follow her. 1.00
00:46:07 You know where she lives now.
00:46:08 You could just, you just accidentally be outside of her house.
00:46:11 Right. 0.89
00:46:12 Who, I mean, that's psychotic. 0.97
00:46:15 Psychotic. 0.99
00:46:16 Let's just look. 0.68
00:46:16 Yeah, like cops. 0.68
00:46:17 Walk a flock. 0.99
00:46:18 There's a lot of dudes who are psychotic. 0.93
00:46:20 Yeah, they'd be like, yeah, for sure.
00:46:21 Stalk everyone on Facebook or Instagram.
00:46:24 Any ex you stalk.
00:46:25 So if you have the access to it, of course you're doing it.
00:46:27 If you're a guy that's got that kind of thing anyway, you want to be a cop.
00:46:30 Like, there's a lot of those guys that are good dudes.
00:46:33 But there's a lot of those guys like, I want to be the one in power.
00:46:33 Don't get me wrong.
00:46:36 Forget it.
00:46:37 Bullied in high school.
00:46:38 Now all of a sudden they can pull people over and arrest them.
00:46:38 Nobody respected them.
00:46:41 They can run red lights.
00:46:42 They get a high off of it.
00:46:44 Oh, yeah. 1.00
00:46:44 And those guys probably don't get a lot of pussy. 1.00
00:46:46 And then, you know, they go, well, maybe I could just follow her home. 1.00
00:46:51 Right.
00:46:51 Watch the camera, watch her drive.
00:46:53 These can't have people have that access.
00:46:55 Did you see this?
00:46:56 Leak exact location from any video with sound.
00:46:59 Some guy figured out that there's a very low signal in almost every video that probably ever existed that AI can now sort of pull out.
00:47:08 And find out where the location of the video is.
00:47:11 Bad news for terrorists making videos. 1.00
00:47:14 Bro, we're so fucked. 1.00
00:47:17 That is bad news for terrorists. 1.00
00:47:19 But they don't have planes over there.
00:47:20 No more cool videos.
00:47:21 Or what's his name?
00:47:22 He put up that, he will not divide us?
00:47:24 Ah, well, that's what they did.
00:47:25 Yeah, they triangulated it.
00:47:27 You know, Radio Lab took their episode down.
00:47:30 Because they were, they were, it made it look like they were praising these guys from 4chan, which they kind of were.
00:47:30 Why?
00:47:36 What they did was pretty fucking cool. 0.69
00:47:37 Showing the one moment 4chan was the best.
00:47:40 So, if you don't know the story, Shia Labu, he puts this website up.
00:47:43 He will not divide us.
00:47:46 And he has a flag he plants.
00:47:47 He has this anti Trump rant.
00:47:49 And so the 4chan people, they figure out where it is with the constellations.
00:47:55 And then a guy drives around in a Car honking his horn so they could triangulate from the video sound and put up where this guy is in the middle of nowhere. 1.00
00:48:03 Yeah, and then they find the flag, and then the guy takes the flag down, looks at the camera, goes, Fuck you, Shia LaBeouf. 0.99
00:48:08 And he puts up that frog one. 0.98
00:48:11 Yeah, and then I think they put it in England, and the guy scaled the building.
00:48:16 But the thing about the Radiolab thing was it was a great episode, and they had to take it down because people thought it was promoting 4chan.
00:48:21 Yeah.
00:48:22 Truth trolls.
00:48:22 Whoa.
00:48:24 Radiolab has decided to take down this episode.
00:48:26 Some listeners call this out.
00:48:28 Saying that in telling the capture of the flag story in the way that we did, we essentially condoned some pretty despicable ideology and behavior.
00:48:35 To all the listeners who felt that way, and to everyone else, please know that we hear you and that we take these criticisms to heart.
00:48:42 I feel awful that the things we said could be interpreted that way.
00:48:46 That's on us.
00:48:47 It was certainly not our intention, and we apologize for having an awesome episode.
00:48:55 I'm so glad I listened to it before they took it down.
00:48:58 By the way, he divided us.
00:49:00 To divide us.
00:49:01 Yeah, for sure.
00:49:02 Stand up as he always did.
00:49:02 He divided us.
00:49:03 He will not divide us.
00:49:04 Always at the worst.
00:49:05 He's in power.
00:49:06 Pretty, pretty good.
00:49:07 Yeah.
00:49:08 Jackie 4chan.
00:49:09 Yeah, he was a lightning rod for division that was already there.
00:49:13 Made it way worse. 1.00
00:49:14 Man, the only way a comic would call out another comic before was if you fucked their ex. 1.00
00:49:19 Or stole a joke. 0.99
00:49:21 Stole a joke was the big one.
00:49:22 And now it's.
00:49:24 I can't bang an ex statement.
00:49:26 Oh, boy.
00:49:27 Oh, boy.
00:49:28 Ooh.
00:49:30 Yeah, it's pretty bad.
00:49:32 Is 4chan over?
00:49:33 4chan rules.
00:49:33 No.
00:49:34 Oh, it's still going?
00:49:35 Yeah.
00:49:36 Is that the dark web?
00:49:37 4chan rules.
00:49:38 No.
00:49:38 4chan rules, dude.
00:49:39 It's so fun.
00:49:40 I don't know what they're up to.
00:49:41 So they got called alt right for whatever. 1.00
00:49:44 That kind of shit. 1.00
00:49:45 And they realized they're trolls. 1.00
00:49:46 That's all.
00:49:47 They're just against the mainstream.
00:49:49 So they deeply backed Kamala Harris for the last election.
00:49:54 Really? 1.00
00:49:55 Everything she did, she crushed that debate.
00:49:57 Oh my God, she's the man.
00:49:59 She's the best.
00:50:01 Knowing it would piss off the left just to be like, let's just go hard on.
00:50:04 Well, 4chan did a bunch of things.
00:50:04 For supporting it.
00:50:06 They were a big part of the flat earth thing.
00:50:08 Yeah, they were a big part.
00:50:09 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:50:10 They pushed that.
00:50:11 They were a big part of the free bleeding movement.
00:50:11 Really?
00:50:15 So they created the free bleeding movement.
00:50:15 What is that?
00:50:17 Like women. 1.00
00:50:18 You don't need to be wearing tambons for these fucking men. 1.00
00:50:21 You just bleed and show your femininity and your girl power. 1.00
00:50:25 And so there were a few knucklehead women that actually thought this was a good idea. 1.00
00:50:30 Some, you know, mentally challenged, feeble minded ladies that went out there and bled in their pants. 1.00
00:50:35 Oh, yeah, yeah. 1.00
00:50:36 And they were like, they were like proud of it.
00:50:37 And they would make it a bit.
00:50:38 It didn't last because it's gross and serious. 1.00
00:50:40 It's so great when you fool someone into thinking like you're sporting feminism. 1.00
00:50:43 Like, it's just these trolls that made you do it. 0.99
00:50:45 The big one they did, though, is QAnon.
00:50:47 That's the big one.
00:50:47 They invented QAnon?
00:50:48 That fucking documentary on HBO was outstanding. 1.00
00:50:51 It's called. 1.00
00:50:52 What?
00:50:52 Is it called Enter the Storm?
00:50:53 Something like that, yeah.
00:50:54 What is it called?
00:50:55 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:50:55 They invented it?
00:50:56 The guy who started 4chan, they accused him of.
00:51:01 It seems like there's a lot of evidence.
00:51:02 It seems like there was one guy who started it.
00:51:04 Wow.
00:51:05 And he was a little bit more serious about it.
00:51:07 But like, he was like, You know, when there was a serious conspiracy, then the other guy came in and just completely ran it.
00:51:13 And it's just, it's really hard to know.
00:51:16 There's quite a few people involved.
00:51:18 Yeah, he's in the storm.
00:51:19 Yeah.
00:51:20 Those guys.
00:51:21 That dude.
00:51:21 They were the guys that are running 4chan, and they were also the guys.
00:51:25 So, when did you drive into Uber Eats?
00:51:27 The guy with the flannel shirt, they are alleging that he was.
00:51:31 A little tiny.
00:51:32 Oh, yeah, he was cute.
00:51:32 He was cute.
00:51:33 Cute and on.
00:51:34 It's a great documentary.
00:51:35 It's a really well made show. 1.00
00:51:37 One of those old heads.
00:51:38 He'll be on Kill Tony in a week. 0.96
00:51:40 But you realize how all these people at the end of the documentary realize they were rubes, and they're like, oh, like guys who just, like, I was pro Obama. 0.98
00:51:49 You know, I was a full Democrat my whole life. 0.90
00:51:51 Then I realized what they're doing, and, you know.
00:51:53 They all just believed that there was going to be some sort of like.
00:51:57 Resurrection of Kennedy.
00:51:58 They thought that.
00:51:59 That was one of them.
00:52:01 But they thought that this was all 4D chess and that Trump was like going to get all the child molesters and all those people.
00:52:07 He's going to expose them all and bring back the Republic.
00:52:11 Their vote counts the same as any of yours.
00:52:13 Oh, yeah.
00:52:14 And Bonnie Blue's.
00:52:14 Oh, yeah.
00:52:15 Her vote counts. 0.95
00:52:17 Yeah.
00:52:17 It's funny.
00:52:18 Anybody's vote counts.
00:52:19 A lot of the tech guys are going back to blue.
00:52:21 You see that?
00:52:22 They're all like after the way.
00:52:22 What do you think?
00:52:24 Do you remember what they were before Trump?
00:52:26 Exactly.
00:52:26 Also, they just want a couple more years of being able to work on AI until they control the world entirely.
00:52:33 Yeah.
00:52:33 They're just like, whoever's in control, yeah, yeah, yeah, you win.
00:52:35 Yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll take it.
00:52:37 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:52:38 Open border.
00:52:39 Who cares? 0.99
00:52:40 Like, they don't give a fuck. 1.00
00:52:41 They just want to get to a position where their shit becomes unstoppable. 1.00
00:52:47 That's what I think. 0.99
00:52:47 I think there's quite a few of these guys that are running these tech companies that realize that whatever power the government has over them, that's for now. 0.99
00:52:55 Playing ball.
00:52:56 Right.
00:52:56 They'll be bigger than any government.
00:52:58 They'll be national.
00:52:59 I don't even know if that's their plan, but I think that's what they're going to be.
00:53:02 I think they're going to be impossible to stop.
00:53:04 What about the perks of AI?
00:53:05 Aren't there some good things?
00:53:06 Didn't we cure something?
00:53:09 Cure all math.
00:53:10 All these math problems that they've struggled with for decades.
00:53:13 They solve them instantly.
00:53:14 I think they cured diabetes.
00:53:15 They've been struggling with math for years.
00:53:17 Yeah, same.
00:53:18 So this will be good.
00:53:19 It's amazing they can do that, but when you ask it any question, it first gives you the complete wrong answer.
00:53:24 And then you've got to go, you're like, what's the best seat in this theater?
00:53:26 And they tell you, seat.
00:53:27 14 L. I'm like, isn't it not that?
00:53:29 Because that's way off to the side. 1.00
00:53:30 They go, good point.
00:53:31 Yep.
00:53:31 It's not that at all.
00:53:31 Yeah.
00:53:32 They're very agreeable.
00:53:33 And they compliment you.
00:53:34 Yeah.
00:53:36 They started giving me, I was like, did I get the best one at this huge theater?
00:53:39 I'm like, is this the best?
00:53:40 You got the right ticket.
00:53:40 Like, yeah, it is.
00:53:41 I'm like, you sure it's not one row back?
00:53:42 They're like, yeah, it's one row back.
00:53:44 I go, why would you tell me the wrong information?
00:53:46 Why are you doing that? 0.99
00:53:47 I don't want to get the fucking IQ surrounds out. 0.99
00:53:49 Why? 1.00
00:53:50 That's weird.
00:53:51 One of those 70 millimeter, like, huge screens.
00:53:53 Weird.
00:53:54 Well, you're for a movie theater?
00:53:55 Yeah.
00:53:55 It said, we didn't want you to make you feel bad about your purchase.
00:53:59 Is this the best seat?
00:54:00 Yeah. 1.00
00:54:01 Fucking weirdo. 1.00
00:54:02 That is a little strange. 1.00
00:54:03 You should be able to see the best seat.
00:54:04 Why are you asking them?
00:54:05 Are you allowed to pick your own seats in England?
00:54:07 Yeah.
00:54:08 Yeah. 0.97
00:54:08 But there's no fucking amalgamator. 0.97
00:54:09 There's no like a movie phone or. 0.99
00:54:12 Movie phone? 0.98
00:54:12 Or whatever the fuck it is. 0.98
00:54:13 Movie phone used to be sick. 0.99
00:54:14 Yeah.
00:54:15 It's when you see all the movies.
00:54:16 You got to go to individual websites.
00:54:18 That's kind of how it works here. 1.00
00:54:20 Fucking backwards country. 0.99
00:54:21 That's kind of how it works here, too. 1.00
00:54:23 No, you get Seven Sensen Film or whatever the fucking website is, and it just tells you every movie within a fucking 10 mile radius. 0.97
00:54:28 That's true. 0.98
00:54:29 Hey, Grok.
00:54:30 What's the best seat for this sound experience?
00:54:33 What's he gonna eat?
00:54:34 No, you gotta ask.
00:54:35 Is sitting front row here bad?
00:54:36 And I go, Yeah, avoid that one.
00:54:37 Of course.
00:54:38 Or they go, No, that's far enough. 0.99
00:54:39 I don't know a fucking 10 year old that. 0.99
00:54:41 I don't know a 10 year old. 1.00
00:54:41 I'm not allowed to be around them anymore. 1.00
00:54:42 I'm sure you don't.
00:54:43 Go down there.
00:54:45 I hate McDonald's.
00:54:46 The laws are strict on me now.
00:54:48 Grooming gang.
00:54:49 What do you not like about being over there? 1.00
00:54:51 It's a nation of Karens. 1.00
00:54:53 Really? 1.00
00:54:53 Yeah, it's all rule followers, idiots who just fucking. 1.00
00:54:56 It doesn't apply, but they're like, No, you can't be doing that. 1.00
00:54:59 Like what?
00:54:59 No drip on it.
00:55:00 Like what? 0.95
00:55:01 Anything that you're not following the rules, any dumb rule, they're like, Who cares? 0.98
00:55:05 They're like, They're tattletale. 0.93
00:55:06 They're like, You're not.
00:55:07 Dogs off leash.
00:55:08 Like, you're not allowed in this one.
00:55:09 Wow. 1.00
00:55:09 Well, they're the original whites. 1.00
00:55:11 So they're going to be the most Karen. 1.00
00:55:11 Yeah. 1.00
00:55:12 They're the most Karen.
00:55:12 They're the most Karen.
00:55:13 Original whites.
00:55:15 Yes, the Bruce Jenner.
00:55:16 Yeah.
00:55:17 Everything's got to run by the rules.
00:55:18 That's lame.
00:55:20 And also, but I don't care because I'm American, so I just do what I want.
00:55:23 Yes. 0.98
00:55:24 The streets fuck me up still. 0.77
00:55:25 When I go over there, I'm like, oh, geez, I'm on the wrong streets. 0.98
00:55:27 No freaking assistance.
00:55:28 Almost got hit by a car. 0.82
00:55:29 Looking both ways.
00:55:30 Yeah.
00:55:31 Every time it gets me. 0.99
00:55:32 They even have shit on the ground. 1.00
00:55:33 Yeah, nobody jaywalks. 0.99
00:55:34 I just jaywalk.
00:55:35 What made you decide to do this, to fully commit to this?
00:55:38 To England?
00:55:39 Who are you talking to?
00:55:39 Yeah.
00:55:40 This guy lived in Machu Picchu.
00:55:41 I know.
00:55:42 I know.
00:55:42 I know.
00:55:43 But that at least makes sense because it's like completely alien culture.
00:55:47 Bro, I am bombing on a level that I have not since my second year of comedy.
00:55:51 Is really? 0.98
00:55:52 It's an occasional crushing set and so high a percentage of like, what the fuck was that? 0.97
00:55:57 Why are you guys mad at me over this joke? 0.97
00:55:59 Right.
00:56:00 I see it not going well.
00:56:00 Why are you angry?
00:56:01 I don't get any of this.
00:56:02 Well, you can't even put it on Facebook.
00:56:04 You can't even post. 0.55
00:56:05 It seems like you're trying to do gangster rap in a retirement home.
00:56:09 Why not? 0.97
00:56:10 That's about right.
00:56:11 Why not do it where people like gangster rap?
00:56:13 I'll win them over.
00:56:13 I'll get them eventually.
00:56:16 Yeah.
00:56:16 Wow.
00:56:17 You'll get them.
00:56:18 Maybe Bill Higgs went over there for a treat.
00:56:20 Yeah, but that was a different time.
00:56:21 That was a negative movie.
00:56:22 Yeah.
00:56:22 Pre work.
00:56:23 What's pre woke?
00:56:24 Yeah, you ever listen to Patrice talk about England? 0.95
00:56:26 Hated it.
00:56:27 Yeah.
00:56:28 Yeah, those are the pre woke days.
00:56:31 I mean, try to go to the cellar.
00:56:33 I think England's worse than us.
00:56:35 The cellar's bad?
00:56:36 Sellar's bad.
00:56:37 Those are the young people that are like, the young ones are worse than the progressive ones because the young ones are like, don't even bring this up.
00:56:43 The progressive ones are like, we're actually intelligent enough to know you're joking.
00:56:46 Right, right, right.
00:56:48 Yeah.
00:56:49 Yeah, but they're poor, clutchy.
00:56:51 If you do poop humor too early in the night, they go, what?
00:56:54 I mean, I just noticed that poop humor doesn't work.
00:56:58 Anywhere.
00:56:59 Every single show I've gone, hey everyone, I just had diarrhea before I came out here.
00:57:02 That's what's going on with me. 0.66
00:57:03 They go, oh, disgusting.
00:57:05 Because it doesn't look like a surprise that you'd have it.
00:57:05 Really?
00:57:09 If Jimmy Carr says it, they're like, yeah, this is the guy.
00:57:13 I know, trust me. 0.95
00:57:14 You assume he has diarrhea.
00:57:15 Every single comedian that's ever been, like kids, you know, before a show, you're like, sometimes you get nervous.
00:57:19 You take like a nasty hot sprayer.
00:57:21 Yeah, something.
00:57:22 And then you go, oh man, this is crazy.
00:57:24 I just had diarrhea.
00:57:24 Every single time the crowd's been like, ew.
00:57:26 Wow.
00:57:27 Why would you say that?
00:57:28 I can kind of understand that.
00:57:29 They're 40, dude.
00:57:30 And then you, yeah.
00:57:30 I know.
00:57:31 You get a little mature and you go, Yeah, that was a mistake that I opened several shows that way.
00:57:35 And so, what subjects are they freaking out about over in England?
00:57:38 Like, what do they not like you talking about?
00:57:40 They don't care about trans at all. 1.00
00:57:40 Muslim. 1.00
00:57:42 Trans at all. 1.00
00:57:43 They don't care about it at all.
00:57:44 It doesn't come up.
00:57:45 Immigration?
00:57:46 Immigration's a biggie.
00:57:48 So they get upset if you talk about immigration?
00:57:49 Yeah, but I figured out how to do it in a way that I can get them.
00:57:52 Well, you're an immigrant.
00:57:53 I'm an immigrant.
00:57:54 Yeah, so I can do it sometimes.
00:57:56 I'm trying to think what else.
00:58:00 Yeah, some of it, they're just like, they hear your accent and they go, What do you think you're better than us?
00:58:03 Really?
00:58:03 It's so much shame that I said it's like, Yes, first of all, but also, no, I'm just trying to do jokes.
00:58:10 Chill.
00:58:11 Why do you think you're better than us?
00:58:12 Yeah, we are better.
00:58:13 We moved out and beat them pretty good. 1.00
00:58:16 Their own game, yeah, with like a bunch of ragtag queefs, and they had like the biggest navy bandettes. 1.00
00:58:22 We're still beating them. 1.00
00:58:23 My friend Steve, who moved to California from England, he said that what he experienced over there was they did not want you to have aspirations.
00:58:31 Yes, they're all in line working machines, tall puppy.
00:58:33 They don't like it if you want to do something big, they don't like it if you have big plans.
00:58:37 They don't ever say, Wow, that's awesome, man.
00:58:39 Good luck.
00:58:41 Well, on the opposite side of that, the government super supports artists there.
00:58:45 And they fund them.
00:58:46 And then it creates a group of people who are like, you need help?
00:58:49 I'll introduce you to all the clubs.
00:58:51 Like, club owners are telling me booking people for other clubs.
00:58:54 Instead of here, they go, if you work that club, you'll never work here.
00:58:57 There they go, let me give you all the names.
00:58:59 Oh, nice.
00:59:00 Yeah. 1.00
00:59:00 That's so stupid. 1.00
00:59:01 I don't want the government funding stand up comedians. 1.00
00:59:04 Too much government.
00:59:05 Yeah.
00:59:06 I don't want the government funding stand up comedians.
00:59:09 I don't like stand up comedy. 1.00
00:59:10 Clubs saying you can't work other clubs is the dumbest shit. 1.00
00:59:13 That happens a lot. 1.00
00:59:14 So stupid. 1.00
00:59:14 I'm at Cap City tonight. 1.00
00:59:16 It's a great place.
00:59:17 I've never been to the new one.
00:59:17 Yeah.
00:59:19 They were, when people, when they first, when we were first starting opening, they didn't want you to be here for four months at the mothership.
00:59:26 Oh, wow.
00:59:27 Yeah, you couldn't do it for four months.
00:59:29 What?
00:59:29 After you did Cap City or four months before.
00:59:31 Four months before.
00:59:32 Talk to them?
00:59:32 Yes.
00:59:33 I was like, come on, I'll promote your club.
00:59:33 Good.
00:59:33 Of course.
00:59:35 I don't give a fuck. 0.99
00:59:37 Especially if one of my friends is there. 0.99
00:59:37 That's nice. 0.99
00:59:39 Like, if you're there, I'll tweet about it.
00:59:41 Yeah.
00:59:41 Who cares?
00:59:42 I want more people to come see comedy. 0.98
00:59:43 Why would I give a fuck if they're at my club or some other club? 0.98
00:59:46 Hear, hear. 0.99
00:59:47 I had somebody tell me, like, when I filmed my YouTube special at the creek.
00:59:51 Oh, yeah.
00:59:52 Like, you'll never work here again.
00:59:53 Whoa.
00:59:54 I was like, I don't know who you are.
00:59:56 Where would they say you never work?
00:59:57 That would give it away.
00:59:59 But it was somewhere that you had worked before?
01:00:01 No.
01:00:02 Not really, but it was genuinely like.
01:00:04 So they were saying they didn't really know you.
01:00:06 So you being involved in this decision.
01:00:08 We'd rather you not do that.
01:00:09 Yo, tell me what it is.
01:00:09 We'll edit it out.
01:00:10 Hey, we're back. 0.99
01:00:11 A lot of shit talk you guys just missed. 1.00
01:00:15 A lot of shit talk. 1.00
01:00:17 How about that eunuch, huh? 1.00
01:00:18 The eunuch had a different life.
01:00:19 There's always going to be people like that, the gatekeepers. 1.00
01:00:23 But that shit's over. 1.00
01:00:23 Fuck those people. 1.00
01:00:24 That's antiquated. 1.00
01:00:25 They have no power now.
01:00:26 Well, you know, they've got some amongst young people that are coming up, but as long as we hold the line, you know, and as long as like clubs like my club just says, there's no rules like that. 0.99
01:00:35 You do whatever the fuck you want. 0.92
01:00:36 It's funny, I heard on club told you, like, if you pay that well, then people won't do my club because I can't pay that well. 0.99
01:00:41 And Joe's response, like, what?
01:00:44 Pay, then you're going to have to pay them more.
01:00:46 I don't know.
01:00:47 I'm going to pay what I feel like.
01:00:47 Yeah.
01:00:48 I think I'm probably the only guy who's ever opened up a club with the goal to not lose money.
01:00:52 I'm like, I don't want to make any money.
01:00:54 I just don't want to lose any money.
01:00:56 I don't want to go bankrupt here.
01:00:58 This comedy club.
01:00:59 What?
01:01:01 About Joe Payne on the shows, the Rogan and Friends.
01:01:05 And I was like, I've never gotten a picture.
01:01:05 Oh, yeah.
01:01:09 I asked to even collect that.
01:01:10 Oh, yeah.
01:01:11 And they were like, dude, you might have a check at the moment.
01:01:13 200 grand in the green room.
01:01:15 Just waiting for you.
01:01:16 It pays very well.
01:01:18 I've never even once been like, hey, where's my check?
01:01:20 I want to check on Egan.
01:01:21 He's in Japan right now.
01:01:23 My physician has always been.
01:01:26 Under the bridge.
01:01:28 My position has always been people are there to see comedy.
01:01:30 They're not there to buy drinks.
01:01:31 The comedian should make most of the money.
01:01:33 No fear.
01:01:34 Sean Patton was playing there the first time, and he goes, I was leaving the stand.
01:01:37 He goes, Hey, can I talk to you about this contract for the mothership?
01:01:39 He's like, What?
01:01:40 I'm like, Oh, it's real.
01:01:41 He goes, No, no, no.
01:01:42 But I did the math, and if it's all right, I'm like, Buddy, it's real.
01:01:44 Yeah.
01:01:45 But you don't understand.
01:01:45 No, no, no.
01:01:46 It ends up being like a month's worth of, Dude, it's real.
01:01:49 Just enjoy it.
01:01:50 Enjoy it.
01:01:51 Enjoy the condo.
01:01:52 It's supposed to be that way.
01:01:54 That's what's generating the money.
01:01:56 And as long as we make a good environment and keep bringing good comics, they don't even have to be people that sell really well other people.
01:02:00 Places because people know they're going to be good if they're booked there.
01:02:03 So, remember how the Comedy Works used to be, or I guess still is?
01:02:06 People trusted Wendy. 0.98
01:02:08 They knew the Comedy Works.
01:02:09 Even if you didn't know who the headliner was, if they're a headliner at the Comedy Works, they were going to be legit.
01:02:13 They paid you once over a sellout because there were no shows.
01:02:17 And then during the opener, me, they're like, well, there's no shows.
01:02:20 Let's let some people on the wait list in.
01:02:21 So, they give you 105% of the extra tickets sold.
01:02:25 Oh, that's nice.
01:02:26 Yeah, she saw it.
01:02:27 She could have taken it. 0.99
01:02:28 And she did a great job of starting a community.
01:02:31 She has a whole system, like Sam Talent was talking about the other day.
01:02:34 The system she has, he moves you into like a middle position and she watches comics and she takes it seriously.
01:02:41 That's kind of cool.
01:02:42 Who's the guy who runs Hilarities in Cleveland?
01:02:42 Oh, good ones.
01:02:45 Oh, Nick.
01:02:46 He's the bet.
01:02:46 He's the man.
01:02:47 Old mob guy.
01:02:48 First time I ever headlined there, he just gave me an extra $1,000.
01:02:51 Wow.
01:02:52 And not for ticket sales, not for anything.
01:02:54 He was just like, you're good.
01:02:55 Whoa. 0.99
01:02:56 It was like, he was, yeah, it's a nice, cool fucking thing. 0.96
01:02:59 He always says hi to you whenever I'm there. 0.95
01:03:01 He's the man.
01:03:02 Send my regards.
01:03:02 Nick and Sam.
01:03:03 Yeah.
01:03:04 Just cool.
01:03:05 Yeah.
01:03:05 There's good guys out there.
01:03:06 The guy who runs all the brick towns, Adam. 0.97
01:03:09 He's fucking cool. 0.98
01:03:09 Dor West. 0.98
01:03:11 There's a few.
01:03:12 Dorfman.
01:03:12 Dorfman.
01:03:13 Dorfman.
01:03:13 Dorfman's great.
01:03:14 Nashville.
01:03:15 He's a good dude.
01:03:15 That's my guy.
01:03:16 Yeah, he's good.
01:03:17 Although, get him an agreed on.
01:03:17 Room.
01:03:18 He is not shutting up.
01:03:20 Dorfman's my hockey.
01:03:22 We've had many drunk nights.
01:03:23 Dorfman runs.
01:03:25 That's my tour.
01:03:26 Oh, really?
01:03:27 Dorfman.
01:03:27 So every single thing I do, Dorfman's there.
01:03:30 He was the only honest one.
01:03:30 Nice.
01:03:31 Rogan would always be like, hey, you should Bogari here on his own.
01:03:33 He's funny.
01:03:34 Everyone's like, yeah, sure, sure.
01:03:35 And Dorfman's like, bro, you got to sell tickets.
01:03:39 I'm not going to kill my club.
01:03:41 Get a draw on all those.
01:03:42 But Dorfman also loves stand up comedians.
01:03:45 Loves it.
01:03:45 Forever.
01:03:46 Loves it.
01:03:46 I mean, he's got Bill Maher stories from the 70s.
01:03:49 Bro, that club, the Fucking all the headshots on the wall. 0.99
01:03:52 Oh, yeah. 0.99
01:03:53 From the 70s and the 80s.
01:03:54 Although, I just did a Zany's Nashville, and Dorfin's in there telling me stories, and it's great.
01:03:59 And he's like, I should let you prepare.
01:04:00 And I was like, oh, okay, thanks.
01:04:02 And they brought me up.
01:04:03 He talked to me until they brought me up, and then he walked out.
01:04:07 One more thing.
01:04:08 To every one of my shows.
01:04:09 Well, not everyone, but most of my shows.
01:04:11 And then we'll be sitting in the green room. 0.99
01:04:12 It's usually, you know, it's the fucking Spurs locker room. 1.00
01:04:15 I'm sitting there, like, pacing, like, oh, fuck. 1.00
01:04:15 Sure. 1.00
01:04:17 And then finally, I'll be like, all right, I'll drink a beer now.
01:04:17 Yeah.
01:04:21 It's enough time.
01:04:22 Like the show's close enough, I can have a beer.
01:04:24 Yeah, I was waiting for you every time he hands me a beer.
01:04:28 He's like, You ready?
01:04:29 I'm like, No, slow down, get the rest of your SNLs.
01:04:33 He came up just to see your SNL.
01:04:34 Yeah, we'll be, yeah, he parties.
01:04:36 He's fun.
01:04:37 Yeah, he's fun.
01:04:38 He was at Kill Tony, too.
01:04:39 He's in the Dwarf Rules.
01:04:40 Yeah, he's the man. 0.94
01:04:41 Good dude.
01:04:42 Yeah, there's a bunch of people like that.
01:04:44 Bloom and Wright in Boston, known that guy forever.
01:04:47 Oh, yeah, yeah.
01:04:49 They had last time I was there, she was like, Do you like anything when you're done?
01:04:51 I'm like, I mean, after done with a big show, a glass of scotch is like nice.
01:04:55 And I mean, stepping off the stage as she's putting it.
01:04:57 Nice.
01:04:59 Yeah.
01:05:00 This is so much more than the money.
01:05:01 It is kind of weird when you start selling out and the owner of the club's like, all right, I better go hang out with them.
01:05:06 And you're like, no.
01:05:07 That's a punishment.
01:05:08 You're like, oh, when they walk in, you're like, hey.
01:05:08 Yeah.
01:05:11 Right.
01:05:12 Now we got to chit-chat.
01:05:13 Ticket sales are doing really well.
01:05:15 Yeah.
01:05:16 Okay.
01:05:17 I'm like, oh, great.
01:05:17 I know.
01:05:18 Nice.
01:05:19 I haven't talked to you ever.
01:05:20 I don't know who you are.
01:05:21 Exactly.
01:05:21 Non-performers do not understand.
01:05:22 I don't know who you are.
01:05:24 Non-performers don't understand the green room.
01:05:24 Yeah.
01:05:26 I was in Nashville once with, I think, One of the festivals or Vecchio's special or something, and some booker of a owner of a club was talking to Nate before he was this big.
01:05:34 He was like, Nate, what are we going to do to get you in my club?
01:05:37 And he's like, Yeah, yeah, I'd love to.
01:05:38 And then the guy leaves, and Nate goes, You know what you got to do?
01:05:41 Make an offer to my agent?
01:05:43 What are you talking about?
01:05:44 Right, right.
01:05:45 Obviously, I would go. 0.95
01:05:45 I do clubs. 0.95
01:05:46 Yeah.
01:05:47 That was always weird.
01:05:48 Like you do a Comedy Central a half hour, and they're like, Thanks so much for doing this.
01:05:51 I'm like, I'll do this every week.
01:05:54 Please book me again.
01:05:55 Help.
01:05:56 Yeah.
01:05:56 Please help me.
01:05:57 I'm very poor.
01:05:58 I'm dying.
01:05:59 Yeah.
01:06:00 Those are tough times.
01:06:01 You had to get on TV.
01:06:02 That was the only way in.
01:06:02 The only way to make money.
01:06:03 And now Sirius is done.
01:06:05 Yeah.
01:06:05 Thanks, Sebastian.
01:06:07 It's not happening.
01:06:07 It's just kidding.
01:06:08 Sebastian got a raw deal on the internet.
01:06:09 He had a raw deal.
01:06:10 He did.
01:06:11 Well, they went after him because they were losing that money.
01:06:13 Yeah.
01:06:14 And the problem with it is, like, it's very weird.
01:06:18 Like, all these comics that were.
01:06:19 There was a lot of New York comics, right?
01:06:21 That were doing.
01:06:21 It was all New York comics, right?
01:06:23 So there's that.
01:06:23 Yeah, yeah.
01:06:24 And then they were making money off of these things where they would.
01:06:28 Every time they would play their set, they'd get like 15 bucks, right?
01:06:31 I don't know what it was.
01:06:31 Yeah.
01:06:32 It was a lot.
01:06:33 Here's my question.
01:06:34 How did they get in?
01:06:35 Yeah, oh, it's big.
01:06:36 So it used to be one of the ways was to bring your CD there.
01:06:40 They'd run it once, the actual CD, run it once in the system, and now you get randomized.
01:06:45 And if your thing, people turn it off a lot, they're like, take that one out.
01:06:49 But I was like, that's.
01:06:49 But anything funny, they run.
01:06:50 So few LA comics.
01:06:52 It was like a lot.
01:06:52 Because you couldn't go into Sirius.
01:06:54 So you had to go there and bring them a CD.
01:06:56 So these guys that were, is it mostly comics that are coming up?
01:07:00 It's not that anymore.
01:07:01 So who lost the money?
01:07:03 Because the way they were referring to it is like very heartstrings.
01:07:06 Thing they were saying, oh, these are working class comics.
01:07:10 He's got eight CDs.
01:07:12 Working class comics.
01:07:13 Yeah.
01:07:14 This is the way they just describe it blue collar.
01:07:17 Blue collar comics.
01:07:18 Well, I remember when Darren Carter was the first one. 0.99
01:07:20 He was like, Yo, if you haven't filled out your shit, there's money waiting for you. 0.99
01:07:23 You should fix it. 1.00
01:07:23 Oh, yeah. 1.00
01:07:24 And then you would, and you'd be like, It was a backlog.
01:07:24 Yeah.
01:07:26 So you'd get like 10 or 12 grand. 0.99
01:07:28 By the way, no wonder they fucking went out of business. 0.98
01:07:30 They're giving comedians. 0.98
01:07:31 They're still around.
01:07:33 They're still around.
01:07:34 Serious is still around.
01:07:35 Howard's still around.
01:07:35 They're fine.
01:07:36 I mean, they paid the same royalties for.
01:07:38 As long as they keep Howard, they'll keep Serious. 1.00
01:07:41 They pay the same shit for music. 0.99
01:07:43 It's like if they run something, it's a song, it's a track. 1.00
01:07:46 It's not paying the same rates.
01:07:47 Yeah, well, it's because it's like royalty rates.
01:07:50 It's different than.
01:07:51 It's very different.
01:07:51 Than streaming.
01:07:53 And the whole thing is real weird because you get a free subscription every time you get a car.
01:07:57 So if you buy a car, you get a free subscription for like 90 days or whatever it is for Sirius, and they count you as a subscriber.
01:08:04 So like, we have 30 million subscribers.
01:08:06 Like, do you?
01:08:07 Do you though?
01:08:08 Like, how many are listening?
01:08:11 And if you try to get out of it, they'll call you up.
01:08:14 Like, why get out?
01:08:15 Has anyone used OnStar?
01:08:16 No.
01:08:17 Never.
01:08:17 You made a mental accident?
01:08:18 I think OnStar is on the exact same Sirius tip.
01:08:21 Just like suspension.
01:08:22 It's in every car.
01:08:23 You get three months when you get the car. 1.00
01:08:24 What is the fucking button on your car? 0.99
01:08:26 If you get in a car accident, you press a button, say, help. 1.00
01:08:29 If your arms are working, you go.
01:08:30 If a Kennedy drove you off a bridge, you could be like, actually, I'm still here and alive.
01:08:35 I think it was a better idea before there were smartphones.
01:08:38 When did OnStar come along?
01:08:39 Before that.
01:08:40 Remember the Garmin?
01:08:41 I remember the Garmin.
01:08:42 Garmin days.
01:08:42 Garminized.
01:08:43 Real good.
01:08:44 They can shut your car off.
01:08:45 OnStar is what does the steering in some cars now.
01:08:48 What's that?
01:08:49 PCH?
01:08:49 That's a different background.
01:08:51 Yeah, that's what it does in my car.
01:08:51 What?
01:08:52 That's a different background.
01:08:53 You got OnStar now?
01:08:54 I don't have a new one.
01:08:55 Look at this guy enjoying his life.
01:08:56 So, imagine how much harder this would be if my hands were on the wheel instead of rubbing his hands off.
01:09:03 He's getting dead.
01:09:04 Jamie, how much of your Cadillac drive?
01:09:06 I don't know if you've done it, but. 0.99
01:09:10 Sporus is down there going, God damn it, I thought I'd die by now. 0.95
01:09:12 We can't drive it. 0.98
01:09:14 It shows you on the GPS path where on that path you can use this.
01:09:19 So, it'd be like 7 of the 18 minutes the Super Cruise is available.
01:09:23 Okay, so does it stop at red lights like a Tesla does?
01:09:25 I honestly think it's just highway steering, kind of, and it'll steer in lanes.
01:09:28 I think Elon fucked all this up with the Tesla.
01:09:31 No, no, no.
01:09:31 I was going to say, too, a serious.
01:09:32 It's self driving.
01:09:34 It's prepaid on Elon Star.
01:09:36 My whole thing is prepaid for serious, so I have it for three years without even having a choice.
01:09:39 Well, see, the thing about self driving is this was what it was when I first got a Tesla.
01:09:46 So the first time, it would just steer for you. 0.99
01:09:48 It didn't stop at red lights, didn't do any of that shit. 0.92
01:09:51 It just kept the distance between you and the car in front of you, and it stayed between the lanes. 0.95
01:09:55 And then.
01:09:56 It got better and better and better and better over the years because it was sending in data to the company.
01:10:00 Every time people did it, it kept learning.
01:10:03 So now mine, I could just, I leave the club, I press a button, doot doot, it just drives me home.
01:10:08 I don't have to think at all.
01:10:10 Yeah, it's definitely not that good.
01:10:11 This is not as good as Tesla's.
01:10:12 No, I mean, if Tesla licensed that, the whole electric car world would explode because it's so good.
01:10:19 But the only way you get it is on a Tesla.
01:10:22 It does lane change, which is pretty good.
01:10:24 There you go.
01:10:24 Okay.
01:10:25 They stopped, they're not going to make the Cybertruck anymore.
01:10:28 Yeah, they canceled the Cybertruck, which is crazy.
01:10:28 I heard that.
01:10:31 Too many swastikas, or like what happened? 0.63
01:10:33 Like, what not?
01:10:34 It didn't sell as well as they wanted it to.
01:10:36 They thought it was going to sell way more.
01:10:37 I guarantee it stopped selling after that.
01:10:40 The election stuff, culture, right?
01:10:43 It's a little bit of that, but it was also that's not necessarily the case because the Model Y and the Model 3 are the best selling cars in the world.
01:10:49 The truck was the one that was the Cybertruck, yeah.
01:10:54 It was also it's an outrageous looking vehicle.
01:10:56 Disgusting looking vehicle.
01:10:57 Look at me and our department. 0.84
01:10:58 It's the worst.
01:10:59 It's so ugly.
01:11:00 The car, fine. 1.00
01:11:01 The truck sucks. 0.91
01:11:03 You ever drive a lane vehicle? 0.99
01:11:04 Yeah, I drove with Tucker Carlson. 0.99
01:11:05 Fucking phenomenal. 0.99
01:11:06 Phenomenal driving. 0.99
01:11:08 Because you hit the accelerator, it just goes.
01:11:10 Driving in a cyber truck?
01:11:11 Down dusty roads, bro.
01:11:13 Really? 1.00
01:11:13 Damn. 1.00
01:11:13 You and Tucker Carlson were driving in a cyber truck down Dusty Road. 1.00
01:11:17 Where were you guys going?
01:11:18 Nowhere.
01:11:19 Just testing it out.
01:11:20 So, Tucker has a cyber truck?
01:11:22 Somebody let him use it.
01:11:24 Wow.
01:11:24 Supposedly, his whole thing is he drives the exact opposite of that.
01:11:27 He drives a really old truck so it has no electronics on it, so the government can't find it again on the Tuck.
01:11:33 I think he was just testing it out.
01:11:33 Uh oh.
01:11:35 By the way, I've been listening to Tuck.
01:11:37 He's funny.
01:11:40 That's good. 1.00
01:11:41 I love Zins. 1.00
01:11:42 Oh. 1.00
01:11:44 What's going on here?
01:11:46 I love how he's like, doesn't that seem like that's what you should be doing?
01:11:50 Mullen's video of Tucker, his impression is so good.
01:11:52 I've not seen that. 0.98
01:11:54 Nick Mullen, he's like, apparently there's a picture of me naked on the internet jacking off. 0.98
01:11:59 Who's jacking off to this? 0.99
01:12:01 Is it you?
01:12:02 Is it your family?
01:12:03 Who could it be?
01:12:04 It's so good.
01:12:06 I'm not.
01:12:08 Is it you?
01:12:08 I'm not.
01:12:10 Is it your family?
01:12:14 I took a Waymo last night to your house.
01:12:16 They're all over this town.
01:12:17 Yeah, they're.
01:12:18 No, they're everywhere.
01:12:19 The Waymos and the Cyber Cabs.
01:12:20 You got to go to my house for the party of the century.
01:12:23 That was a rager.
01:12:23 Oh, yeah.
01:12:24 I don't think the Cyber Cabs even have a steering wheel inside of them.
01:12:28 Do the Cyber Cabs have a steering wheel at all?
01:12:30 The Waymos do.
01:12:30 Some do.
01:12:31 Is that the gold car with the wheels?
01:12:31 Yeah.
01:12:33 Oh, yeah.
01:12:34 That's a good seat, though.
01:12:35 You see them coming, you run out the street, and it stops, and it takes a hard turn around you.
01:12:39 What, Jamie?
01:12:39 It's fun.
01:12:40 You can't sit in that seat.
01:12:41 You can't sit in the front seat?
01:12:43 The driver's seat, it won't let you.
01:12:44 The Waymo, you can't. 1.00
01:12:45 I will say that's dangerous for bums. 1.00
01:12:48 You know what I mean? 1.00
01:12:48 Because if you run out in front of a. 1.00
01:12:48 What? 1.00
01:12:51 A Waymo and it stops and goes around you, you're going to go, This is a fun game I like to play. 1.00
01:12:55 Bums will do it.
01:12:56 And then someday you're going to go, Oh, here comes a Waymo.
01:12:58 And it's not.
01:12:59 It's a Denali. 0.99
01:13:00 It's going fucking 85. 0.99
01:13:03 You're going to go, Ah, I'm scared of Waymo. 0.99
01:13:06 Natural selection. 0.99
01:13:08 I heard the Waymos are driven by a guy in Singapore.
01:13:11 That's what they say.
01:13:11 Yeah.
01:13:12 I don't believe it. 1.00
01:13:13 That's still an Asian. 1.00
01:13:14 That's what O'Neill says. 1.00
01:13:14 He thinks a chunk of shit. 1.00
01:13:15 It's not good. 1.00
01:13:16 10 things at once.
01:13:17 I don't think anybody's driving those things.
01:13:19 I think they're done.
01:13:19 I mean, there's a reason why they have those cameras on top of them and you see the steering wheel moving.
01:13:23 It's computer controlled.
01:13:24 It's all CIA.
01:13:25 And there's a camera in there, by the way.
01:13:27 So don't tell me. 0.99
01:13:28 People are fucking in the back. 0.99
01:13:29 Oh, yeah. 0.99
01:13:29 But they got all that on video. 0.99
01:13:31 Yeah.
01:13:31 So watch out there, folks.
01:13:33 That's probably a whole video series.
01:13:35 The Waymo sessions.
01:13:36 Have they released any?
01:13:37 They must have.
01:13:38 Must have.
01:13:38 Have to.
01:13:39 Leaked. 1.00
01:13:40 Leaked fucking in the back of cars. 1.00
01:13:40 Yeah. 1.00
01:13:42 I remember me and Seguro were talking, like, at the very beginning of the pandemic.
01:13:45 I go, when's the pandemic porn coming out?
01:13:48 Immediately sends me a link.
01:13:50 Was that it?
01:13:50 He was like, it's already out.
01:13:51 I mean, it has been. 0.99
01:13:52 People fucking with masks on. 0.99
01:13:54 Oh, yeah. 1.00
01:13:55 People worried about social distancing and then start eating each other's asses. 1.00
01:13:59 Tried to make all porn use condoms. 1.00
01:13:59 I'm in LA. 1.00
01:14:01 Yeah, that's right.
01:14:03 We're already all diseases.
01:14:05 Yeah.
01:14:06 What are you saving?
01:14:07 They passed a law.
01:14:07 That's right.
01:14:09 Oh my God.
01:14:10 Do you hear the latest law in LA?
01:14:11 This is the best.
01:14:12 You have to have a license.
01:14:12 What?
01:14:14 You have to show your ID to buy creatine.
01:14:18 Because you can't buy creatine if you're under 21.
01:14:18 Bro.
01:14:21 You don't have to show your license if you want to vote.
01:14:25 But you do have to show your license if you want to buy creatine.
01:14:27 That's kooky.
01:14:28 In England, you got to show your age if you want to buy ibuprofen.
01:14:32 What?
01:14:32 Yeah.
01:14:33 Ibuprofen.
01:14:34 Any medication.
01:14:35 They're like, no.
01:14:36 How old do you have to be?
01:14:37 I don't know.
01:14:38 I'm above.
01:14:39 Wow. 1.00
01:14:40 You fucking had a problem. 1.00
01:14:41 At least 51. 1.00
01:14:42 That's crazy.
01:14:42 Yeah.
01:14:43 Mike, you have a headache, but you're only 19.
01:14:47 New California law prohibits retailers and delivery services from selling over the counter diet pills and muscle building supplements to anyone under the age of 18.
01:14:55 They should test if you're swollen.
01:14:56 What if you identify as a jacked guy?
01:14:59 Yeah.
01:15:01 Interesting.
01:15:02 What are they going to do there?
01:15:03 What are the diet pills?
01:15:04 And it says diet pills.
01:15:05 Diet.
01:15:05 Sporos.
01:15:06 What are they?
01:15:07 That's the GLPs, right?
01:15:07 Sporos.
01:15:09 No, no, no.
01:15:10 GLPs are, that's a peptide.
01:15:12 That's an injectable.
01:15:13 No, but they have them in pillows.
01:15:14 They have GLP 1s in pills?
01:15:16 Can I ask a question?
01:15:16 Really?
01:15:17 Well, they have a peptide.
01:15:18 Oh, God.
01:15:18 Okay.
01:15:19 Because I've been hearing a lot about peptides.
01:15:21 Just give me a.
01:15:22 Yeah.
01:15:22 I'm drinking.
01:15:23 Tell me what a peptide is.
01:15:23 That's a good question.
01:15:24 All right.
01:15:25 Peptides like BPC 157.
01:15:26 I'm out.
01:15:27 There you go.
01:15:28 What are you talking about?
01:15:29 Body protection compound 157.
01:15:31 It helps soft tissue injuries heal quickly.
01:15:34 All peptides help soft tissue.
01:15:36 Your body produces it.
01:15:37 So it's a natural part of your body.
01:15:38 And you add BPC 157 to your body.
01:15:41 If you have soft tissue injuries, you will heal quicker.
01:15:44 Anecdotal, but also true.
01:15:47 Taylor was telling me about it, and Will took it, and Will said that he blew his hamstring out, and he took it.
01:15:53 He said, Dude, I was back in two weeks.
01:15:54 It was nuts.
01:15:55 And wait, and these are not FDA approved?
01:15:59 They are now.
01:16:00 They're going through now because of Kennedy and because of Trump.
01:16:03 I brought Phil down here for some.
01:16:05 Peptide is a short chain of amino acids, same building blocks that make up proteins, joined together by chemical links called peptide bonds.
01:16:13 Peptides typically contain about 2 to 50 amino acids.
01:16:17 Though the dividing line between a peptide and a protein isn't absolute, think of a peptide as a short string of beads and a protein as a longer, more complex folded string.
01:16:26 Okay, there you go.
01:16:27 Loads of me.
01:16:28 Okay, what it does is for some of them, like the GLP1s, they essentially slow down your digestive tract.
01:16:35 You kind of paralyze your stomach and they kill your appetite.
01:16:38 That's a peptide.
01:16:38 That's why people lose weight.
01:16:39 That's peptides.
01:16:40 Oh, I didn't know that.
01:16:41 That's also a peptide.
01:16:42 It is also a peptide.
01:16:43 But then there's also this new, very revolutionary one called reditutide.
01:16:48 And that stuff allows you.
01:16:50 That's a good Pet Nozzle movie.
01:16:51 It seems like it.
01:16:53 It allows you to maintain your muscle mass and your bone density.
01:16:57 So, the other one, while you're losing weight, it kills your bone density and it kills your muscle mass.
01:17:02 Are there non reputable peptides?
01:17:04 Yes. 0.98
01:17:06 There's a lot of black market shit because it's dangerous or just not effective. 1.00
01:17:09 Yeah, dangerous. 1.00
01:17:10 Yeah, because you're getting stuff that you're going to inject into your body and who knows who fucking makes it in what lab. 0.92
01:17:15 No one's checking. 0.94
01:17:16 That's the problem.
01:17:17 So, if you have it from a compounded pharmacy like Waze2Well, If you get it from somewhere that's legitimate, what you're getting is the actual real amino acids, the actual real peptides.
01:17:27 You're going to get something that's going to be 100% beneficial and you don't have to worry about the purity of it. 0.85
01:17:30 But if you're just getting it online, who fucking knows what it is?
01:17:34 And that's the problem with things being illegal. 0.92
01:17:36 So is it one of those where it's kind of like weed stores where you know the ones that you can trust? 0.99
01:17:41 They're not FDA approved, but you know this one's got good shit. 0.99
01:17:43 That one, I don't know. 0.99
01:17:44 It's going to go black market.
01:17:45 Well, the weed thing is different because you're going to be a return user.
01:17:49 They want you to, you know if you're getting high.
01:17:51 Like with peptides, you take them, you're like, is this working?
01:17:53 I don't know if it's working.
01:17:55 Like some peptides, like CJC ipomoraline, when you take it, you have like a physical reaction.
01:18:00 You feel it.
01:18:00 You feel it.
01:18:01 I'm a fantasy team.
01:18:02 Wow.
01:18:03 But CJC hyperlorem.
01:18:05 All of them should be studied, and a lot of them are very good for you.
01:18:09 They help a lot.
01:18:11 I was telling you, it was very exciting.
01:18:12 Phil Gillis went down and got some stem cells in his knee.
01:18:15 It's a waste of time.
01:18:16 He's doing all right.
01:18:16 How's he doing?
01:18:17 He had a cortisone shot before.
01:18:21 So there wasn't really pain.
01:18:23 So we'd have to see if it worked.
01:18:24 What is up with his knee?
01:18:26 I think it was like a partially torn meniscus.
01:18:26 He's buzzing.
01:18:28 Okay, that cortisone is not going to help that other than just numb it a little bit.
01:18:31 Yeah, so he didn't.
01:18:31 It'll kill inflammation.
01:18:32 Yeah, yeah.
01:18:34 It was great when I brought him down here.
01:18:37 It was during Texas, Ohio State, so he was, you know, we're buzzing a little.
01:18:41 Yeah, can you drink on that?
01:18:42 No.
01:18:42 They were like, oh, I can't drink.
01:18:45 So if you're getting stem cells, don't drink a week before and a week after.
01:18:48 That would be great.
01:18:50 And they both looked at each other and were like, well, we're not getting stem cells.
01:18:53 Yeah.
01:18:53 We're just not doing it, dude.
01:18:55 I'll just have a dormant distance.
01:18:57 I'm taking two weeks off.
01:18:58 Ohio State, Texas, and not having a couple beers.
01:19:01 But then they were like, all right, between you and me, just take two days off.
01:19:06 Yeah.
01:19:06 All right.
01:19:06 And they're like, it's not good, but it's something.
01:19:09 It's not ideal, but it'll definitely be way better than not getting the steps out.
01:19:12 They always overshoot at those doctors.
01:19:14 Better safe than sorry.
01:19:14 Yeah.
01:19:15 Especially when it comes to drinking.
01:19:16 Yeah.
01:19:17 You should have two drinks a year.
01:19:19 Yes.
01:19:19 Exactly.
01:19:20 I'd like to punch you in the face. 1.00
01:19:21 Okay. 1.00
01:19:22 Let's be real.
01:19:23 And we all lie on that paper.
01:19:24 You know, how many drinks a week?
01:19:25 I was getting surgery and they were like, tell them, like, did you give up alcohol?
01:19:28 Did you do whatever?
01:19:29 And they're like, any other drugs?
01:19:30 I'm like, I mean, I took acid like yesterday.
01:19:32 And they're like, what?
01:19:32 Well, we can't do the surgery now.
01:19:34 And I'm like, you didn't tell me about acid.
01:19:36 Right.
01:19:36 You just said blow.
01:19:37 What's surgery?
01:19:39 For my knee, maybe?
01:19:39 I don't remember.
01:19:40 I'm not sure.
01:19:41 Oh, come on.
01:19:42 You don't remember surgery?
01:19:43 It seems like 10 years ago.
01:19:44 I got pins, dude.
01:19:46 I got pills.
01:19:47 What?
01:19:48 What's wrong with your knees?
01:19:49 Oh, I went to waistball.
01:19:50 They're better now.
01:19:51 Nice.
01:19:52 Yeah.
01:19:52 All right.
01:19:53 I played basketball like a month later with Sam.
01:19:54 Now my ankles are broken, but Sam Ariel.
01:19:57 What are you playing with?
01:19:58 Sickest crossover in comedy. 0.82
01:20:00 Ari blew out his knee doing the kettlebells, right? 1.00
01:20:02 Yeah. 1.00
01:20:03 Doing them wrong. 1.00
01:20:04 Oh, damn. 1.00
01:20:05 Kettlebells? 1.00
01:20:06 Well, just trying a little too hard with a frail anatomy.
01:20:11 Fragile.
01:20:12 Yeah, yeah.
01:20:12 Fragile sticker on me.
01:20:13 Can't just go hard.
01:20:14 It's like when we do these comedian workouts, I always tell everybody we're not going to work out hard.
01:20:18 We're just going to.
01:20:18 Go through the motions.
01:20:20 Brian Simpson's like, I'll be there with cretons. 1.00
01:20:25 Oh man, Simpson in those workouts was the funniest. 1.00
01:20:29 Let me tie my shoes again.
01:20:31 I've never, I don't tell anyone what to do ever, but we were sitting in the sauna and he was hacking up mucus the entire time.
01:20:39 And I was like, dude, just get out.
01:20:41 He's like, I'm not going to quit. 0.96
01:20:42 I'm not a bitch. 0.87
01:20:43 And I was like, dude, it's not about that. 0.99
01:20:44 We've been in the sauna for five fucking minutes. 0.98
01:20:46 Everyone's fine. 0.99
01:20:47 Yeah.
01:20:47 We're talking.
01:20:48 You're spitting up mucus.
01:20:49 You're dying.
01:20:50 Is that the cigarettes?
01:20:51 Stop dying.
01:20:52 I don't know.
01:20:52 Sometimes I guess the sound of jars that.
01:20:54 It might be a little bit.
01:20:55 It's definitely cigarettes and stuff.
01:20:57 He quit smoking.
01:20:58 Whoa.
01:20:59 He had a heart attack.
01:20:59 Good for him.
01:21:00 What?
01:21:01 Yeah, Brian had a heart attack.
01:21:02 I was sensing almost.
01:21:02 Yeah, the dust.
01:21:03 What?
01:21:04 Yeah, he was on the road.
01:21:05 He was in Detroit.
01:21:06 Yeah.
01:21:06 He was in Detroit doing stand up.
01:21:08 All of a sudden, he's got a shooting pain through his arm and he's really like, oh, this ain't bad.
01:21:12 This is bad. 0.99
01:21:13 Damn. 0.99
01:21:13 Yeah. 0.99
01:21:14 Until he crossed the hospital.
01:21:15 He never went on stage.
01:21:16 They canceled the whole weekend.
01:21:18 Whoa.
01:21:19 Yeah.
01:21:19 I love how upset we are about that.
01:21:21 Yeah.
01:21:22 The weekend.
01:21:22 The weekend.
01:21:23 It was there.
01:21:23 No.
01:21:24 No, I was on stage once and I had like.
01:21:26 Severe chest pain towards the end of my set.
01:21:29 And in my head, I was like, I'm having a heart attack.
01:21:29 Oh.
01:21:32 Holy shit. 1.00
01:21:33 And then I was like, Am I at 45 at least? 1.00
01:21:34 But this is my closer.
01:21:36 Yeah.
01:21:37 So I got to do it.
01:21:38 And then I did it and I was fine.
01:21:39 Yeah.
01:21:40 Wow.
01:21:40 What do you think it was?
01:21:41 Indigestion?
01:21:41 You got a lot of stress.
01:21:43 Yeah.
01:21:44 I got my blood back from Ways to Wells and the lady was like, I know who you are and I'm sure you've been stressed the last like month or so.
01:21:53 SML.
01:21:54 And you showed up.
01:21:55 Whoa.
01:21:56 Oh, it's like crazy.
01:21:57 I had a severe cortisol spike.
01:21:59 Holy.
01:22:00 Yeah, I thought that was just look maxing talk.
01:22:02 I didn't know that was a real thing.
01:22:04 You got a calorie.
01:22:04 Oh, yeah.
01:22:05 That's a severe.
01:22:08 Yeah, it's interesting.
01:22:10 Like the people hating on you online has a direct effect on you physically.
01:22:15 You have to be very careful what you consume online.
01:22:15 Of course.
01:22:18 But I think it was very smart of you to get rid of Instagram.
01:22:18 Yeah.
01:22:21 I've been a month off social media.
01:22:22 Yeah, we had a text thread yesterday.
01:22:24 He was saying, Open up your Protect Our Parks.
01:22:26 Show me what that video looks like.
01:22:28 Yeah, we sit next to each other.
01:22:28 He's like, Let me see what Norman just sent.
01:22:31 Every time we're in the text, I can't see it.
01:22:33 Don't you feel better?
01:22:34 Yeah, I do.
01:22:35 I woke up like, it was probably like three days after I deleted social media. 1.00
01:22:40 And this is me waking up every day just going, Wake up, look at your phone, you go, Oh, fuck. 0.99
01:22:45 Of course, of course. 1.00
01:22:46 I mean, even if it's not about you, the anxiety that hits you first thing in the morning about the world.
01:22:52 Your whole day was over.
01:22:53 It was over.
01:22:53 Literally, I'm waking up to people like, Everything's.
01:22:56 I'm getting a text from like a publicist.
01:22:57 It's like, We're going to take care of this.
01:22:59 That's like what you wake up to.
01:23:00 You're like, Oh, my God.
01:23:02 The most disappointing thing was comics.
01:23:03 The most disappointing things was comics.
01:23:05 And at the mothership, the doormen, they all came up with a list of these guys.
01:23:09 They called them Fellas Against Gillis or Fags.
01:23:12 I gotta get a hold of that. 1.00
01:23:15 That's fun.
01:23:16 You know what the hard part about this one?
01:23:18 Nice, dude.
01:23:19 Yeah, so.
01:23:20 Guys, that's so cool.
01:23:21 Bro, everyone's making a list and checking it twice.
01:23:24 This is like everyone knows.
01:23:25 Well, the hard one about this one was like SNL, the first time I got fired, I kept social media. 1.00
01:23:30 And in my head, I was like, that guy talked shit. 0.91
01:23:32 This one, I just deleted everything immediately. 1.00
01:23:34 Yeah.
01:23:35 So I don't really know.
01:23:36 I'll tell you off air if you want to.
01:23:37 I'm excited to hear about who it is.
01:23:39 Yeah, there's a lot.
01:23:41 It's so disappointing.
01:23:42 But it's also.
01:23:43 I was thinking about bumping all of them.
01:23:45 I'm going to go on tour. 1.00
01:23:47 I'm going to find out whoever was talking shit. 0.99
01:23:49 And whatever venue they're playing, I will bump them. 1.00
01:23:51 Yes.
01:23:52 But I'm not going to do that.
01:23:54 And then, so that was my agent was joking around suggesting that. 0.99
01:23:57 And I was like, I don't think anyone touring talks shit. 0.99
01:24:00 No. 0.99
01:24:00 No. 0.99
01:24:01 Oh, no.
01:24:01 So, what am I going to take?
01:24:04 I wonder.
01:24:05 No, not that I saw.
01:24:06 It was all struggling, middling.
01:24:08 When I say middling, I don't mean like middle acts.
01:24:10 No, they're wrong.
01:24:11 So many people are going to say that.
01:24:13 One of the comics said something to me about.
01:24:15 Like, there's nothing wrong with being a middle actor.
01:24:16 I go, that's not really what I mean.
01:24:17 What I mean is, like, you're career middle actor. 0.99
01:24:20 Like, you're just, you're a dud. 0.98
01:24:22 You never, nobody comes to see you. 0.98
01:24:24 You never generated excitement.
01:24:25 Now you're in your 40s.
01:24:26 Playing rooms. 1.00
01:24:27 And now you're talking shit. 1.00
01:24:28 Still a good life, but it's not a bad life, but you could have had a better life. 1.00
01:24:32 You just didn't fucking put the effort in. 0.97
01:24:34 Like, for whatever reason, you never figured it out. 0.99
01:24:36 I don't know what it is. 0.99
01:24:37 But I wonder how many, there's definitely some headliners who were talking shit. 0.99
01:24:42 I didn't see any. 0.99
01:24:43 I didn't see it.
01:24:44 I'll tell you later.
01:24:45 We'll talk right now.
01:24:48 Triple A used to have a smoke em list, just people he thought were doing too well.
01:24:51 He was like, I want to go on in front of them and bury them.
01:24:54 He had an actual list of people he's trying to bury.
01:24:56 Well, the funny thing, I saw you do that set at the cellar a week before.
01:25:00 Nobody had a problem with it.
01:25:00 Killed.
01:25:02 SNL approves it. 0.98
01:25:02 The audience in the room laughs. 0.98
01:25:04 Like, what are we doing here?
01:25:05 Not to defend SNL, they don't approve it.
01:25:08 They kind of.
01:25:09 Oh, is that right?
01:25:10 They could shut it down.
01:25:13 They could.
01:25:14 But they don't like it.
01:25:15 You don't write your set and give it to them.
01:25:17 Unless you're not a comedian.
01:25:18 I'm sure non comics, they write the set for them.
01:25:21 They write the monologue for them.
01:25:21 Yeah.
01:25:22 They have writers that write the monologue for them.
01:25:24 Like if you're an athlete or something.
01:25:26 Or an actor or whatever.
01:25:28 Or anyone but a customer.
01:25:29 But no, the funniest part was I was going in, going, they were like, what's going on with the monologue?
01:25:35 And I was like, it's not great, but I don't say anything bad.
01:25:39 Right.
01:25:40 I was like, fellas, I'm giving you a solid C minus of a monologue, but I promise there's no controversy. 0.99
01:25:46 I'm calling myself fat for fucking 10 minutes. 0.98
01:25:49 Yeah. 0.99
01:25:50 That's it.
01:25:50 It's all on me.
01:25:51 It's quite interesting that women wear these skin tight, very thin shorts. 1.00
01:25:56 More than interesting. 0.97
01:25:57 It's lovely. 0.90
01:25:59 Men don't. 0.96
01:26:00 Could you imagine if guys had their hogs pressed against their legs? 1.00
01:26:04 Do it. 1.00
01:26:04 Ask Mateo Lane where he works out. 1.00
01:26:06 Have you noticed gay guys do? 1.00
01:26:09 Men go shirtless and now short shorts are in style. 1.00
01:26:13 Yeah, but they don't have these tight, tidy shorts that show their color.
01:26:17 You don't see their bald.
01:26:18 That's what I'm saying.
01:26:19 Right?
01:26:19 That's a very specific name.
01:26:21 Girls just off shorts and a t shirt. 1.00
01:26:24 Steam room. 1.00
01:26:25 What do you mean? 0.90
01:26:26 Dude, anytime I drive to the club, while I'm driving in, you see at least 10 shirtless jack dudes in compression shorts jogging.
01:26:35 Really? 1.00
01:26:37 Right down the fucking streets. 1.00
01:26:39 On the river. 1.00
01:26:40 You go, God damn, I'm such a huge dick. 1.00
01:26:42 And I'm sitting there with headphones looking out the window like fucking piece of shit. 1.00
01:26:45 And jogging. 1.00
01:26:46 My dick goes in when I jog. 1.00
01:26:48 Can you imagine working out and still having a thickie? 1.00
01:26:50 Goggins. 0.96
01:26:51 Not me.
01:26:52 Yeah.
01:26:53 It is a weird look, though, the little tiny little outfits.
01:26:53 Chh.
01:26:57 It's very sexualized.
01:26:58 That's why people got upset because it is, I don't have a problem with it.
01:27:02 I mean, it has very, very, very sexualized.
01:27:02 It's real.
01:27:05 I don't have a problem with it.
01:27:06 We all love it.
01:27:07 It's just a fun thing to say, and it's funny.
01:27:10 That's it.
01:27:11 And this is a weird time where everyone's just looking to get upset.
01:27:15 Well, it's just what's clicking.
01:27:16 This is the thing now.
01:27:18 We'll go that way. 0.99
01:27:19 No one actually gives a shit. 0.99
01:27:20 I think it obviously had a lot to do with the climate. 0.99
01:27:23 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:27:25 So I tell you what I found out.
01:27:27 It's Trump, social media.
01:27:28 I tell you what I found out.
01:27:30 I got my dates wrong.
01:27:31 I thought he was.
01:27:33 You told me about an Eagles game at Tottenham Stadium, Corning Spurs.
01:27:37 And I got my dates wrong.
01:27:39 It was because Burt was coming in for one of the Eagles games, Jacksonville games.
01:27:42 And I was like, and I was in Tunisia driving down the highway.
01:27:45 And I thought of a sketch idea that I'm like, let me text this to Shane.
01:27:48 It's Wednesday.
01:27:49 Maybe he has time to get this one in. 0.95
01:27:50 A ridiculous one that you could never do.
01:27:52 And then I text him, and he goes, Oh, I already did it.
01:27:55 And I'm like, Dude, they didn't cover this story in Tunisia.
01:27:58 I'll just tell you that much.
01:27:59 And he goes, It wasn't a big hit in the Muslim countries. 0.99
01:28:02 Yes, I already did it. 0.85
01:28:04 I did it last week.
01:28:05 And I was like, Oh, how'd it go?
01:28:06 We're going to work out.
01:28:07 Shane's like, Are you serious?
01:28:09 I'm like, Yeah, well, I don't know how to go.
01:28:10 He goes, I'm in national disgrace.
01:28:12 He's not going to go.
01:28:14 I was like, it's not great. 0.90
01:28:16 They're calling me a rapist.
01:28:18 I'm like, what? 0.98
01:28:18 And I was like, oh, dude, if they're calling you a rapist, you should come to Tunisia. 0.98
01:28:22 They would love you here. 0.96
01:28:23 Tunisia.
01:28:25 So, what is Tunisia like?
01:28:27 It's the best.
01:28:28 It's one of my favorite countries in the world.
01:28:30 Why don't you move there?
01:28:31 The comedy scene's not great.
01:28:33 Start one.
01:28:34 You don't have a funny bone there? 1.00
01:28:37 Teach the Munzies how to do jokes. 0.97
01:28:38 Oh, I probably got to work that out of my vocabulary. 1.00
01:28:43 I'm going to go to the lavatory. 1.00
01:28:45 When I get back, I want those curls out.
01:28:47 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:28:48 Okay, we'll wait for it.
01:28:50 Tunisia ruled. 0.94
01:28:50 Let's go on. 0.94
01:28:52 I got pay us with my lungs.
01:28:53 No, I'm just getting fatter.
01:28:55 Kettlebells.
01:28:56 Just drove around, slept in the Sahara Desert for a night.
01:28:59 Wow.
01:28:59 Just drove around, drank tea, cold, and singies.
01:29:02 No.
01:29:02 No.
01:29:03 It was nice and warm.
01:29:04 Really?
01:29:04 Two and a half hours from London.
01:29:05 What are the hotels like there?
01:29:07 I wouldn't know.
01:29:07 No, I stayed in one.
01:29:09 Flight or drive?
01:29:09 Wait a minute.
01:29:10 Flight from London.
01:29:11 What?
01:29:12 That was like two and a half hours.
01:29:13 What?
01:29:13 From London.
01:29:14 Yeah, fly, flight.
01:29:15 To North Africa. 0.73
01:29:16 To North Africa.
01:29:17 Yeah, what am I saying?
01:29:19 In three hours.
01:29:20 There's no way you could drive there.
01:29:20 Yeah.
01:29:21 What the fuck am I talking about? 0.99
01:29:23 Visa's easy, safe. 1.00
01:29:25 Just smoke ciggies and drink tea.
01:29:27 And what do you do?
01:29:28 Look at you there.
01:29:29 Whoa.
01:29:30 Did anybody recognize you there?
01:29:31 It was a guy.
01:29:32 Yeah, it stayed in Luke Skywalker's house.
01:29:34 What?
01:29:35 Oh, Tatooine.
01:29:36 Yeah.
01:29:36 Right outside Tatooine.
01:29:37 This is where they shot the interiors.
01:29:39 Oh, that's incredible.
01:29:40 Jamie, they're fine.
01:29:42 That's crazy.
01:29:42 They shot the interiors there.
01:29:44 This is the actual, they left it all there.
01:29:46 Wow.
01:29:47 So they built that up there just for the movie?
01:29:49 Yeah, they have these Berber helms that were built into these caves like that.
01:29:51 It's a normal way to live.
01:29:52 It keeps cool in the summer, warm in the winter. 1.00
01:29:55 Look at these nerds.
01:29:57 Are you solo on this trip?
01:29:58 Solo, yeah.
01:29:59 Just driving, you're into the car, driving the Trans African Highway, stopping for stickies and tea and coffee and trying to talk to people.
01:30:07 Wow. 0.89
01:30:08 Do you get any Jew hate?
01:30:10 No, they have an old Jewish community there.
01:30:11 Nice. 1.00
01:30:12 They don't, they're definitely. 0.99
01:30:13 You check that shit before you leave? 0.99
01:30:14 Yeah, I go, is it safe? 1.00
01:30:15 And then I go, is it safe for Jews? 0.97
01:30:17 And then I'm like, gone. 1.00
01:30:19 Dude, I checked into my first hostel, and they were like, I'm sure you know what you want to get into here.
01:30:22 I'm like, No, I didn't do any research.
01:30:24 And they go, Well, the Medina, I'm sure.
01:30:25 I'm like, What's Medina?
01:30:26 They're like, What?
01:30:28 It's the old town?
01:30:29 I'm like, That's the market.
01:30:30 Bro, I don't know.
01:30:31 I did no research.
01:30:32 You just decided to show up and figure it out when you got there.
01:30:35 Stayed at a hostel my first two nights, so I was like, Get intel from them.
01:30:38 They told me the biggest coliseum outside Italy is there.
01:30:41 Pull it up.
01:30:42 Nobody's there.
01:30:43 So you're just like, In the coliseum, you can run in the field.
01:30:47 Oh, yeah.
01:30:48 Look at that.
01:30:49 That's a Colosseum outside of Italy. 0.61
01:30:50 So the Romans built that.
01:30:52 Three quarters the size. 0.69
01:30:52 Yeah, that means the Romans were there for long enough to decide, we're going to be here. 0.69
01:30:56 Let's build this over 75 years and let's use it.
01:31:00 They're like, we're going to be here for a long time.
01:31:00 Wow.
01:31:03 Wow.
01:31:04 Look, nobody's there.
01:31:05 That's nuts.
01:31:06 Wow.
01:31:06 I thought you were highlighting.
01:31:07 That's what I mean. 1.00
01:31:07 There's no bat seats in the house. 1.00
01:31:08 See on the left? 0.98
01:31:09 Those are all great seats.
01:31:10 It's wild that there's nobody there.
01:31:12 So there was nobody visiting that?
01:31:14 I never even knew that was a thing. 1.00
01:31:15 30 Chinese. 1.00
01:31:16 That's about it. 0.99
01:31:17 Chinese. 1.00
01:31:18 Jeez. 1.00
01:31:19 Christ is Chinese.
01:31:20 That's more offensive than anything we've said so far.
01:31:22 The Chinese have a lot of good restaurants. 0.99
01:31:24 These aren't bad. 1.00
01:31:26 They're Nosh, right? 0.94
01:31:27 Shout out to Patty Pimblett.
01:31:28 Oh, these are his?
01:31:29 Yeah.
01:31:30 It's his company.
01:31:30 Really?
01:31:31 Oh, no, this isn't it.
01:31:32 This is Happy Dad's.
01:31:33 Oh, I'm sorry.
01:31:34 I thought we had the Patty Pimblett beers.
01:31:35 What are the bat?
01:31:36 Didn't we have the Wagon? 0.96
01:31:38 Paddy wagon.
01:31:39 It's a slur, right? 0.99
01:31:40 Can you do me a favor and crack those curls?
01:31:43 This is good.
01:31:43 Very nice.
01:31:44 Guys.
01:31:45 The ones in the back.
01:31:47 As soon as he walked in, I noticed his hair.
01:31:49 What are you doing?
01:31:50 Look at the curls.
01:31:51 Are you growing those on purpose?
01:31:52 I just grow my hair.
01:31:53 This isn't that.
01:31:54 It just looks like this.
01:31:55 Oh, I see.
01:31:55 I see.
01:31:56 It's wonderful.
01:31:56 I see.
01:31:58 Why are you committing to this beard?
01:32:00 What's going on with this beard?
01:32:01 I don't know.
01:32:01 It's been since right before I left for South America.
01:32:04 Make sure the mic doesn't cover the curls.
01:32:04 Get the mics.
01:32:07 What? 0.97
01:32:07 I need the curls. 0.97
01:32:08 I don't know.
01:32:09 Stop cutting it.
01:32:09 I haven't cut anything.
01:32:10 And fucking. 0.99
01:32:11 Over a year. 0.99
01:32:12 How are your pubes?
01:32:13 They're as long as ever.
01:32:14 You let them run wild.
01:32:14 Really?
01:32:15 I've never shaved my pubes.
01:32:17 No, I shaved them once ever as a joke.
01:32:19 Jesus Christ.
01:32:20 What kind of tree?
01:32:20 Let them run.
01:32:21 You got to shave your pubes?
01:32:22 Well, the tree looks bigger if you trim the hedges.
01:32:24 Not mine.
01:32:24 Exactly right.
01:32:26 I don't think my pubes.
01:32:26 Mine's already big.
01:32:27 And we got a shrub going, so we got to trim the weeds. 0.98
01:32:30 I got to grow hair on my balls to cover them up. 0.98
01:32:34 So you come into the beard until you go like full Rick Rubin? 0.99
01:32:36 I don't know.
01:32:37 I'll shave it eventually.
01:32:38 Rick Jubin.
01:32:39 Shave it for Skank Fest, and that's about it.
01:32:42 Are you guys excited for Skank Fest?
01:32:42 Rick Jubin.
01:32:44 It's happening right now.
01:32:44 I am.
01:32:46 I actually am.
01:32:46 I got to tell you, I dread it.
01:32:48 I dread it, but then I love it.
01:32:50 Yeah, I've had fun every single time.
01:32:50 It's a lot.
01:32:52 What do you dread?
01:32:56 You're just in a green room for three days.
01:32:56 Lewis?
01:32:58 A lot of germs, people touching your hands.
01:33:01 No one can go anywhere.
01:33:02 You're too famous.
01:33:03 Yeah.
01:33:05 No, it rules, though.
01:33:06 I mean, it's good hang.
01:33:08 No one has anything to do, so it's not like, can't tomorrow, I got a podcast.
01:33:11 It's just like, let's meet up.
01:33:12 Party in the cigar lab.
01:33:14 Maybe I'll do some drugs.
01:33:15 There you go.
01:33:15 That might help.
01:33:16 There you go.
01:33:17 Daniel Simonson.
01:33:18 He's Fine with it, but he was like, I want to find mushrooms that I don't know where to find them at Skank Fest.
01:33:18 I can say that.
01:33:23 He literally asked me, I was like, Bro, put a sign in your forehead.
01:33:26 Yeah.
01:33:27 And he was like, It worked.
01:33:27 Mushrooms.
01:33:30 I had the worst mushroom experience I've ever had.
01:33:33 All right, let's hear it, Fatty.
01:33:35 Oh, I was there for that.
01:33:37 I bailed on you.
01:33:38 I was like, All right, I'm taking it easy tonight.
01:33:41 This will be a nice, easy one.
01:33:42 I remember this.
01:33:42 I'll do a little bit of shrooms.
01:33:44 Guy gave me nothing.
01:33:47 It's up to the mushrooms.
01:33:48 Chris and Tommy had already taken it, and they were both freaking out. 0.98
01:33:51 And I was like, Pussies. 0.99
01:33:52 You guys are being pussies about this. 1.00
01:33:54 This is no mushrooms. 0.98
01:33:56 So I took a little, I'm just mid conversation with Brett Ernst. 0.99
01:33:58 We're talking about fucking NFC East football. 0.99
01:34:01 Yeah. 0.99
01:34:02 Just while he's talking to me, his face melts.
01:34:04 I was like, brother, I got to go home right now.
01:34:09 And I'm trying to leave.
01:34:10 And they're like, dude, this is the owner of Yo Kratom.
01:34:13 He wants to meet you.
01:34:13 And I was like, how are you?
01:34:15 I got to leave.
01:34:16 Also, Skankfest, not the best environment.
01:34:16 I got to go.
01:34:18 You look around, it's just ugly, fat, dirty stuff. 0.99
01:34:21 Kim got me at Skankfest Houston. 0.99
01:34:23 She put acid in my water. 1.00
01:34:25 Misfits need a festival, though. 1.00
01:34:27 Misfits need a festival.
01:34:28 It's a comedy version of the Gathering of the Juggalos.
01:34:31 It is.
01:34:31 They're the best fans in the world.
01:34:31 100%.
01:34:33 They are.
01:34:34 They love it, too.
01:34:35 They look forward to it every year.
01:34:36 Skankfest sells out every year.
01:34:38 Every year.
01:34:39 I've never really had a negative experience.
01:34:41 No.
01:34:41 No.
01:34:42 Never with the fans.
01:34:43 Never. 0.99
01:34:44 Every once in a while you run into a dildo comic. 0.99
01:34:44 Never. 0.99
01:34:47 Sure.
01:34:48 Yeah, there's going to be those.
01:34:49 Can you do my thing?
01:34:50 The environment is fun.
01:34:52 Legion of Skanks is a fun podcast.
01:34:54 They're fun guys, they're all good dudes.
01:34:56 Yeah. 1.00
01:34:58 You fucked up. 1.00
01:34:58 You should have never left. 1.00
01:34:59 I did fuck up. 0.99
01:35:00 That was the only thing that might have kept me there. 0.99
01:35:02 You should have stayed.
01:35:03 That was a dream job.
01:35:04 You should have stayed.
01:35:05 Now, Renizizzi is great on it. 1.00
01:35:06 You fucked up. 1.00
01:35:06 I fucked up. 1.00
01:35:07 I let Renizies take my dream. 1.00
01:35:08 Listen, it's good for him anyway.
01:35:10 He needs a win.
01:35:11 He needs a win.
01:35:12 He needs a win.
01:35:13 And he's good.
01:35:14 And he's good on it.
01:35:15 He's great on my podcast.
01:35:16 He fits right in.
01:35:17 He did my podcast with them as Legionist Kanks.
01:35:20 He was great. 1.00
01:35:20 He's a piece of shit in the best way. 1.00
01:35:22 He's a good dude. 1.00
01:35:23 He's a good dude.
01:35:24 Needs a win.
01:35:25 I agree. 1.00
01:35:26 So it's good for him that you went to God forbidden fucking England where it rains every day and everyone hates you. 0.99
01:35:31 He's so nice over this summer. 1.00
01:35:33 He's bombing.
01:35:33 It's amazing.
01:35:34 Great. 0.97
01:35:35 Which, by the way, is fucking terrific. 0.99
01:35:36 He's such a cope. 0.99
01:35:37 Dude.
01:35:38 Just being like, I love it.
01:35:38 Yeah.
01:35:39 It's hard.
01:35:40 It's a childhood.
01:35:41 No one likes that.
01:35:42 And you don't either.
01:35:43 I don't like lying.
01:35:44 You're in the nursing home and I get off.
01:35:45 I'm plugging in the amps. 1.00
01:35:47 What the fuck is wrong with me? 1.00
01:35:51 You're in the nursing home doing death metal. 1.00
01:35:53 I like, please let it be raining when I get out so I can walk home sad.
01:35:58 Ari Poppins.
01:35:59 Jesus Christ.
01:35:59 Ari.
01:36:00 Come back.
01:36:01 Yeah, there's some rough ones. 0.99
01:36:02 Come back to the United States of America. 1.00
01:36:04 I had a lady raise her hand in one of my shows. 1.00
01:36:06 And I go, I'm bombing so bad. 1.00
01:36:08 I'm like, sure.
01:36:09 What?
01:36:09 And she goes, How do you even think of these things?
01:36:13 I don't know.
01:36:14 I got to tell you, we're two protector parks away from you being an American citizen.
01:36:18 You got that right, too.
01:36:19 Are you going to have the next one?
01:36:19 Two coming back.
01:36:21 I'm an American citizen.
01:36:22 Don't you like being happy?
01:36:24 I do, but yeah.
01:36:26 Blood pudding. 0.99
01:36:26 What the fuck's my name? 0.99
01:36:27 Come on. 1.00
01:36:27 Thanks, therapist. 1.00
01:36:28 Yeah, I'm just trying to get to your head.
01:36:30 Don't you like being happy?
01:36:31 I do, but you know, it's fun.
01:36:33 It's fun.
01:36:33 New stages.
01:36:34 Yeah, but you don't have any friends over there, right?
01:36:35 Are there new stages, though?
01:36:36 No, not many.
01:36:37 Are there a couple?
01:36:38 I'm starting to make them.
01:36:38 Yeah, I'm making them.
01:36:39 Yeah, they probably resent you, though.
01:36:40 A little bit.
01:36:42 They're all cool.
01:36:42 Don't like you.
01:36:43 Look at you.
01:36:44 You're on trigonometry.
01:36:45 They don't like that.
01:36:46 Oh, he thinks he's a big podcast guy.
01:36:47 They do. 1.00
01:36:48 He's a fucking nut. 1.00
01:36:49 It is funny to see all the drama there. 1.00
01:36:51 Fucking nutter. 1.00
01:36:52 All the drama. 1.00
01:36:53 I'm like, why don't you like that guy?
01:36:54 I'm like, you should make up.
01:36:54 And I kick that gas.
01:36:57 Just like not involved at all.
01:36:59 What's their drama over there? 0.81
01:37:01 Right wing, left wing. 1.00
01:37:02 Same shit. 1.00
01:37:03 You did such a wrong kind of this during. 1.00
01:37:05 It's all non religious people, fucking clans to hate. 1.00
01:37:10 Yeah. 1.00
01:37:11 It's really what it is.
01:37:12 It's the same thing as like secular. 0.99
01:37:14 I know how to hold my tongue now when they talk shit about somebody I'm friends with. 0.97
01:37:17 I don't say, like, I'm friends with that guy. 0.98
01:37:18 I go, let me hear the whole thing before I mention it.
01:37:20 Oh, that's nice.
01:37:21 That's a good move.
01:37:21 Yeah.
01:37:22 I'm going to start doing that.
01:37:23 I did it in Tunisia when they talk about Israel Palestine.
01:37:25 I was like, I'm just listening, bro. 0.76
01:37:27 They knew what's up.
01:37:28 I mean, look at that love.
01:37:29 Obviously.
01:37:30 He had the girl.
01:37:30 Yeah.
01:37:31 Yeah, I'm on your side 100%.
01:37:33 And you got to give them some credit for picking a side on that.
01:37:36 You knew what side they were going to be on.
01:37:38 Yeah.
01:37:38 It's just fun listening.
01:37:38 I know.
01:37:39 And they were like, no, during October 7th, they didn't do anything wrong.
01:37:42 They were just really friendly.
01:37:44 Yeah, that's what I heard too.
01:37:46 Oh boy.
01:37:47 Here we go.
01:37:48 Yeah, he's had a couple drinks.
01:37:49 We all got one hour in.
01:37:50 Here we go.
01:37:51 Iron Dome.
01:37:53 Ari, you seem like you haven't really drank that much.
01:37:54 It's kind of pissing me off.
01:37:55 Give me another bodega.
01:37:56 Yeah, bodega can't available drink. 0.99
01:37:58 I'm dumb. 0.97
01:37:59 I had this and that. 0.99
01:38:01 I'm in this group.
01:38:01 I'm the only one trying.
01:38:02 I'm tried.
01:38:04 I'm three in.
01:38:04 That's fine.
01:38:06 You got chills.
01:38:06 I had a lot yesterday.
01:38:08 Fucking DeRosa starts getting surly. 1.00
01:38:09 He's like, drink that drink. 1.00
01:38:10 I'm like, nah, I'm done. 1.00
01:38:11 And he goes, Ari, drink the fucking drink. 1.00
01:38:13 I was like, Joe, stop. 1.00
01:38:15 My 14th beer.
01:38:16 I heard DeRosa had a tough time.
01:38:17 Yeah, he was leaning against the wall in a blackout.
01:38:20 Oh, no.
01:38:21 That guy can handle his hooch. 1.00
01:38:22 He's a pig, pig can handle hooch. 1.00
01:38:24 I got to be honest. 1.00
01:38:25 He can't.
01:38:25 He can't.
01:38:26 He was standing there talking points every single time.
01:38:29 He was doing great last night. 1.00
01:38:30 Until he woke up with a text and go, I am fucked. 0.99
01:38:33 Every single time you look over and you see him like, yeah. 1.00
01:38:37 You're like, goddamn. 1.00
01:38:38 Yeah. 1.00
01:38:38 You're visibly drunk. 1.00
01:38:39 You go, that's. 1.00
01:38:40 If I can see across the room, I go, goddamn, that guy's shit faced. 1.00
01:38:43 He fooled me. 1.00
01:38:44 We were having a full conversation.
01:38:45 He texted me and said, DeRosa's blacked out.
01:38:47 But that's what I'm saying.
01:38:49 Like, I didn't know he had to tell me.
01:38:50 He told you he was blacked out?
01:38:52 Yeah, he's not blacked out. 0.99
01:38:53 He holds it. 0.99
01:38:54 I guess that's true.
01:38:54 He has a slur.
01:38:55 If you can tell someone I'm blacked out right now, that's a lie. 0.99
01:38:59 I will say, though, when me and Dorosa drink, I'm drinking fucking Bud Light and he's doing shots of whiskey. 0.99
01:39:03 He drinks it. 0.99
01:39:04 Him go out and drink, and then he blacks out. 1.00
01:39:06 I'm like, What are you, a dumbass? 1.00
01:39:08 Right. 1.00
01:39:09 Uh, the O'Connor man, O'Connor has the switch too.
01:39:11 That's yeah, O'Connor.
01:39:13 I've never seen anyone go from we'll be like, We're drinking, we're drinking, we're drinking, and then you turn your head, you look back, and he's yeah, the only other guy like that.
01:39:23 We gotta leave. 0.99
01:39:23 Yeah, the only other guy like that is his fucking when the Indian comes out with Eddie Bravo. 0.99
01:39:29 Oh, yeah, Eddie, he's the Indian. 1.00
01:39:31 No, no, no, he's Mexican.
01:39:32 He's got it in him.
01:39:33 Gotta say Joey Diaz says the Indian, Joey Diaz, Mexicans, Indians, the same thing. 1.00
01:39:39 Which is kind of true. 0.56
01:39:41 The ancestry is the same. 0.78
01:39:43 He'll just be like North American. 1.00
01:39:43 It's sad. 1.00
01:39:45 Oh, no more memories now, huh?
01:39:46 We're done with that period of the night.
01:39:48 He's just not recording. 1.00
01:39:50 Another great thing about Mexicans, they owned like a third of the country. 1.00
01:39:52 We killed a bunch of them and they're still like, yeah, we like you. 1.00
01:39:55 Well, they weren't even a country until 1820. 0.60
01:39:58 Well, I'm just saying, they had California.
01:40:00 No.
01:40:00 They had that whole.
01:40:02 But they were barely, they weren't even a country.
01:40:03 What were they?
01:40:04 There was a bunch of different countries, a bunch of different territories.
01:40:07 Mexico became a country in 1821.
01:40:09 It was the United States of Mexico. 0.95
01:40:10 Well, they were Mexican, though. 0.97
01:40:11 There was. 0.91
01:40:12 Mexico. 1.00
01:40:13 They owned Texas for 15 years. 0.99
01:40:16 15 years.
01:40:16 That's it.
01:40:17 It's not long.
01:40:17 That's something.
01:40:18 Listen, they took it from the Native Americans.
01:40:21 The Native American tribes owned all this land in different ways. 1.00
01:40:25 This is all owned by the Comanche. 0.96
01:40:27 There's parts of the country that were owned by the Apache, parts that were owned by other tribes. 0.99
01:40:31 But it was all that.
01:40:32 It was all Native American tribes.
01:40:34 So the idea that the Mexicans owned it, like, sort of, did you really?
01:40:39 Well, what about the Alamo? 1.00
01:40:40 Listen, all fucking land is stolen land. 0.99
01:40:43 You got that right. 1.00
01:40:44 Every single fucking. 0.99
01:40:45 Piece of land, somebody had it. 1.00
01:40:48 Somebody had it.
01:40:49 Either somebody claimed it because no one was there and said, This is mine, then they had to defend it with weapons, or someone came along and stole it. 0.77
01:40:56 And if you don't live in Ethiopia, you're a colonizer. 0.94
01:40:59 That's where the people started. 0.99
01:40:59 True. 0.99
01:41:01 They kept moving. 1.00
01:41:02 Ethiopia, I had a guy on my podcast that said Ethiopia is the only real Africa because it's never really been colonized, so it's just the way they would have been. 0.74
01:41:09 It also has the full Bible. 1.00
01:41:12 I think the WAPs went in there. 0.99
01:41:13 Ethiopia, just quickly driven out, and then Haile Selassie drove them all out. 1.00
01:41:18 Sick ass churches. 1.00
01:41:19 Sick churches. 1.00
01:41:21 They have an old version of the Bible. 0.99
01:41:23 It has the book of Enoch in it.
01:41:24 They've got old stuff in there that's not in the biblical canon.
01:41:27 Are they still Christian?
01:41:28 Very interesting. 1.00
01:41:29 Hey, hang in there.
01:41:30 It's always a mixture with those places.
01:41:33 I'm sure at this point the majority is not Christian.
01:41:37 Arab? 1.00
01:41:38 Yeah, Arab.
01:41:39 I would imagine it's a majority Muslim now.
01:41:41 I don't know.
01:41:42 Well, the legend is there's a church in Ethiopia that has the actual Ark of the Covenant.
01:41:47 No.
01:41:48 And there's these guys that guard the.
01:41:50 This is how Graham Hancock got involved in this ancient civilization thing.
01:41:53 Trip that he's on.
01:41:54 Started out in like the 1980s.
01:41:56 He investigated this place in Ethiopia that has these people that are supposedly guarding the Ark and they all get cataracts.
01:42:03 They all die of radiation poisoning.
01:42:05 They all die of cancer.
01:42:07 They guard this thing and they only live like a few years.
01:42:09 And everyone knows when you're going to take on this job of guarding the Ark of the Covenant, you're going to die.
01:42:14 So it's radioactive meteorite?
01:42:16 It's something. 0.99
01:42:17 Who fucking knows what it is? 0.98
01:42:18 You know, I think we should send in the seals. 0.98
01:42:20 Can you tell me about that, Jamie?
01:42:23 What's up?
01:42:24 About Ethiopia being a majority Islam now? 1.00
01:42:26 It's got to be. 1.00
01:42:27 They move in.
01:42:28 They were originally.
01:42:29 What were they before?
01:42:30 They were kind of the original Christians. 0.99
01:42:33 Or at least like the oldest version of. 1.00
01:42:35 But.
01:42:37 They also had a bunch of Jews, the Ethiopian Jews.
01:42:37 They were up there.
01:42:39 That's true.
01:42:40 That's true.
01:42:41 They were the furthest they got sent away. 1.00
01:42:43 But the Nigerians are getting slaughtered, the Christians. 1.00
01:42:46 Christianity, the major religion in Ethiopia, practiced by over 60 to 65% of the population.
01:42:51 Largest single denomination is the Ethiopian Orthodox Tehuahedo Church.
01:42:57 I'd like to. 1.00
01:42:57 I'll tell you what, I'd like to get rid of that 19% prop. 1.00
01:43:01 Get them out of there. 1.00
01:43:01 Why is that? 1.00
01:43:02 What are they doing? 0.96
01:43:03 What are the Prouts? 1.00
01:43:04 The Prouts are the most boring ones.
01:43:06 Jamie, put this into perplexity.
01:43:09 Jamie, put this into perplexity.
01:43:11 Is the Ark of the Covenant in Ethiopia?
01:43:15 Let's see what perplexity says.
01:43:15 Oh.
01:43:17 Maybe it'll tell us.
01:43:18 Maybe, like, no one's asking.
01:43:19 Jamie, find me the best seat of the BFI London. 1.00
01:43:21 Yeah, To see some gay foreign movie. 1.00
01:43:24 Dude. 1.00
01:43:25 Something in black and white with subtitles.
01:43:28 Ethiopian Orthodox Church says it is.
01:43:31 Ooh.
01:43:32 The Ethiopian Orthodox Church says they have the Ark of the Covenant.
01:43:35 But its presence there has not been independently verified.
01:43:38 Church identifies a guarded chapel at St. Mary of Zion and Aksum in northern Ethiopia as the Ark's resting place.
01:43:47 Its actual whereabouts remain unknown. 0.99
01:43:48 We should send in the fucking Delta Force. 0.99
01:43:51 Let's do our next part. 0.99
01:43:53 Where's the Ark?
01:43:54 You guys have something that shows that God's real? 1.00
01:43:57 Show me the fucking Ark. 1.00
01:43:59 Isn't that Indiana Jones? 1.00
01:44:01 Yeah. 1.00
01:44:01 Show me the fucking Ark. 1.00
01:44:03 You can't own it. 1.00
01:44:04 We should send in the SS to find out if the Ark's there.
01:44:07 Oh, good point.
01:44:08 Well, yeah, no. 0.98
01:44:09 They can't own it.
01:44:10 You can't hide it from the rest of the world.
01:44:12 If you have proof that Christianity is real, you've proved that Christ is real, you've proved that the Ark of the Covenant is real, you shouldn't be able to hide that from the rest of the world and have people go blind guarding it.
01:44:23 What's in that thing?
01:44:24 Who knows?
01:44:25 It's a box, right?
01:44:25 Is it the tablets?
01:44:26 It's probably a nuclear reality.
01:44:29 Two angels that sit away from each other and then when they're at times of war and then turn to each other in times of peace.
01:44:35 Noah's Ark hunters say they found wood with tool marks.
01:44:37 What is this?
01:44:37 Isn't Noah's tablets in there?
01:44:39 There's a piece of wood here in the Ark.
01:44:41 You guys got to put on a headphone, Shane, so you can hear what he's saying.
01:44:44 Because Ari's talking. 0.85
01:44:45 Oh, excuse me.
01:44:46 Jamie's talking. 1.00
01:44:46 Ari's talking. 1.00
01:44:48 They found this piece of wood in that hole, I guess.
01:44:51 That proves nothing.
01:44:53 They found wood?
01:44:54 Okay.
01:44:55 Well, wood comes from trees.
01:44:56 I've got wood right now.
01:44:57 Well, it's definitely wood.
01:44:59 Wood shaped by human hands.
01:45:00 Oh, no.
01:45:01 That's never happened before.
01:45:02 It must be the ark.
01:45:05 He's covering this fox.
01:45:05 Come on.
01:45:07 Tell you what, my parents are back home going, Holy shit. 0.99
01:45:10 Where did they find it? 0.99
01:45:11 Noah's ark is different than the ark of the covenant.
01:45:13 Yeah, of course. 1.00
01:45:15 What are you, a fool? 1.00
01:45:16 Ari's just going straight Mark Norman. 1.00
01:45:19 The Ark of the Covenant.
01:45:20 The Ark.
01:45:21 The Ark of the Covenant.
01:45:21 Mark Norman.
01:45:24 Yeah.
01:45:25 The Noah's Ark thing.
01:45:28 Noah's Ark.
01:45:29 They're digging into the area where they think Noah's Ark is, and they found all these openings that seem to look like it looks like it's some sort of a man made vessel that was down on the ground.
01:45:39 Now, a lot of people are disputing this, but there's weird ground penetrating radar images that show that there's like.
01:45:45 Almost like cubicles in the ground.
01:45:47 Like there's like sections.
01:45:48 It seems like geometric. 0.98
01:45:50 It seems like someone had something, and this area, this weird area in Mount Ararat looks like a fucking boat. 0.96
01:45:57 It's very weird. 0.98
01:45:58 That's Turkey? 1.00
01:45:59 Yeah.
01:46:00 Have you seen this all?
01:46:01 I remember this.
01:46:02 I remember this.
01:46:02 Skeptical people.
01:46:03 This is old as hell, though.
01:46:04 But recently they're doing digs.
01:46:06 Yeah.
01:46:06 They're doing more.
01:46:07 Well, they started using ground penetrating radar and imagery, and they found this structure.
01:46:12 They found this structure underground that seems to have like these like sections in it where you would like have.
01:46:18 Pens where you'd have animals. 0.98
01:46:20 The story's stupid, though, because animals eat other animals. 0.99
01:46:24 You had a great day about it. 1.00
01:46:25 Yeah. 1.00
01:46:26 My joke was if you tell that to a five year old retarded kid, they're going to be like, I think it was five. 1.00
01:46:31 12 year old retarded girl. 1.00
01:46:33 I think it was five. 1.00
01:46:33 Maybe 10. 1.00
01:46:35 I remember my own bit.
01:46:36 But I was like, well, there's a lot of holes in that story. 0.94
01:46:36 12 year old retarded. 0.94
01:46:39 It's just animals eat other animals. 1.00
01:46:42 This is the problem.
01:46:43 You can't have enough predators and prey.
01:46:46 Yeah.
01:46:47 It's a crazy idea that you can.
01:46:52 You can have animals and put them on a boat.
01:46:53 You got a zoo, you got some lions standing next to you.
01:46:55 They're not going to make it.
01:46:57 No one's going to eat it, though.
01:46:58 The zoo has to have meat. 1.00
01:46:59 You have to be feeding them a shit. 1.00
01:47:01 How many fucking chickens a lion has to eat? 1.00
01:47:03 Week, how do they get there? 1.00
01:47:05 Half the earth is covered in water, yeah.
01:47:07 Animals can't swim, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:47:09 There's too many things wrong with the freshwater fish if the world is covered in salt water.
01:47:14 The thing about it is, that's all right.
01:47:18 The whole thing is probably there was a local flood, there was, and that's what it is.
01:47:23 There's in lots of religions, there's a story about the flood, so it means it's probably in that area there was something crazy rain for a while.
01:47:30 It's probably happened a ton of times too because it's in the Epic of Gilgamesh.
01:47:33 It's in there's a bunch of good name for your kids.
01:47:35 Gilgamesh?
01:47:36 Gilgamesh Gillis?
01:47:37 Oh, Gilly Gilly.
01:47:39 What is the latest on the Noah's Ark thing, Jamie?
01:47:43 But is there, show me the images.
01:47:43 That was it.
01:47:45 That's awesome.
01:47:46 They do the tools.
01:47:47 What's the latest on the Noah's Ark?
01:47:48 Jamie, what's the latest on the Noah's Ark?
01:47:50 We haven't gotten it yet.
01:47:51 We're going to get it. 0.99
01:47:52 It seems like these fucking nuts, these nutters who really believe in it, they're digging in there and they really think that this is Noah's Ark. 0.99
01:47:59 And if it is, they're hoping. 0.99
01:48:01 Just if it is a boat that is the exact measurements of the book of the Bible. 0.99
01:48:04 Joe, it's Protestants in America. 1.00
01:48:07 That are funding this weird shit. 1.00
01:48:08 It's like the creationist museum. 1.00
01:48:10 Only Protestants? 1.00
01:48:11 Why them? 1.00
01:48:11 Yes. 1.00
01:48:12 Because they still are not busy having sex. 0.85
01:48:14 The Catholic Church understands it's a story. 0.93
01:48:17 It's a story.
01:48:18 It's not literal. 1.00
01:48:19 Protestants, most of them are like, we need to.
01:48:22 First off, that's who Fox News is these evangelicals, all these people.
01:48:26 They want to fund it. 0.63
01:48:27 They're like, we need to fund it. 1.00
01:48:28 This is all Protestants. 1.00
01:48:30 Without a doubt. 0.99
01:48:31 I guarantee the Catholic Church has almost nothing to do with looking for Noah's Ark. 1.00
01:48:35 Catholics are like, it's okay that you want to have sex. 0.99
01:48:38 Try not to, but we know that's your thing. 1.00
01:48:40 No, it's not.
01:48:41 So try not to. 1.00
01:48:42 But Protestants are like, cover it all up. 1.00
01:48:44 Don't have any lust. 1.00
01:48:45 Don't do anything fun. 1.00
01:48:46 Catholics are more just the Bible's stories. 1.00
01:48:50 Yeah. 0.76
01:48:50 The Bible's a lot of stories that we can learn from. 0.76
01:48:55 Right.
01:48:56 And these guys are like, no, it's real.
01:48:58 Yeah.
01:48:59 And that's where there's a big.
01:49:00 Okay. 0.99
01:49:01 So it's Protestants that are looking for the art. 0.99
01:49:01 Yeah. 0.99
01:49:03 Is it the creationists?
01:49:04 What are the ones who think Jesus was walking around with dinosaurs? 1.00
01:49:07 Those are Protestants. 0.91
01:49:08 If you're not Catholic and you're Christian, you are a Protestant. 0.84
01:49:10 Unless you're Orthodox. 0.86
01:49:12 Okay. 0.99
01:49:12 Here it is. 0.99
01:49:12 Okay. 0.99
01:49:13 Yeah.
01:49:14 Unnamed Christian Foundation.
01:49:15 Uh oh.
01:49:16 Jones towed the forward in October.
01:49:18 This year's expedition cost roughly $700,000, but about one third covered by a Christian foundation.
01:49:24 He declined to name it.
01:49:25 Uh oh. 0.97
01:49:26 Yeah, it was Christian.
01:49:27 They were going to say it was Catholic. 1.00
01:49:28 Point Chick fil A. Can you show us what some of the images look like? 1.00
01:49:32 So, this is the thing.
01:49:33 That was a Doppler.
01:49:34 It's very weird.
01:49:35 That looks like a boat.
01:49:36 So, it does look like a boat, but it looks like a boat on the ground, too, which is what's really weird.
01:49:42 Show the outside image of what it looks like.
01:49:44 The outside, like, look at it.
01:49:46 That's the formation on the ground.
01:49:48 Oh, that's a lot of fun.
01:49:49 Okay, but there's also boats like that.
01:49:51 I don't know how big that is.
01:49:52 I can't tell scale.
01:49:53 There's also bills like that in Egypt, buried next to the pyramids.
01:49:58 So, like, not that big.
01:49:58 100%.
01:50:00 This thing's enormous. 1.00
01:50:02 That doesn't look exactly like a pussy. 1.00
01:50:03 That's a dirty boat. 1.00
01:50:05 Boats and pussies are very similar. 1.00
01:50:06 Bring that to the gym. 0.99
01:50:07 Both wet. 1.00
01:50:08 That's how white people fuck the rest of the world. 1.00
01:50:11 Yeah, true. 1.00
01:50:11 Through these boats. 1.00
01:50:12 Nice.
01:50:12 So, this is what it looks like.
01:50:15 So, there's sections to this thing, which are really weird.
01:50:18 So, it's not just A ground feature.
01:50:21 Underground, there's this weird pattern to it that seems to emulate what it would look like if you had stalls on a boat.
01:50:29 Also, it would be at the top of the mountain because as the water went down, it was like, what's the first land?
01:50:33 We don't know how far it's actually set up there.
01:50:35 They purposely sunk the U.S., United States.
01:50:39 They purposely sunk this boat.
01:50:39 What's that?
01:50:41 They did it a lot of times.
01:50:42 What are you talking about?
01:50:43 Who did it when a boat's out of commission?
01:50:44 What do you mean?
01:50:45 Who did?
01:50:46 In Bali, they have that.
01:50:47 We purposely sunk a giant.
01:50:50 Yesterday?
01:50:50 Warship?
01:50:51 We do that all the time.
01:50:51 What do you call it?
01:50:52 We do it all the time.
01:50:53 There's stuff in Bali you can scuba dive through.
01:50:55 Yeah, and then the fish live around it.
01:50:56 It's cool.
01:50:57 It's like a fish condo down there.
01:50:58 Oh, it doesn't hurt the water?
01:50:59 Oh, they swim around in it.
01:51:00 No, I don't think so. 0.98
01:51:02 The ocean is so fucking big. 0.96
01:51:05 You sink a boat down there, that thing just immediately starts to decay, and then fish live in it and they swim around in it. 0.97
01:51:10 It feels like we could scrap it.
01:51:11 It's pretty dope.
01:51:12 It does feel like they could get some metal out of it.
01:51:14 It feels like a waste. 0.98
01:51:15 It probably costs more money to take that fucker out of the water and take it apart and find out what you can use and not use versus just sink it. 0.99
01:51:23 All right. 1.00
01:51:24 Sink it.
01:51:24 It's crazy.
01:51:25 Try cool weapons on it.
01:51:27 Yo, did you guys ever see that?
01:51:28 Was it Edmund Hillary?
01:51:29 What was the boat that sunk it?
01:51:30 Edmund Fitzgerald?
01:51:32 No, no, no.
01:51:32 The one that.
01:51:33 There's a boat that's sunk.
01:51:34 It was a famous explorer.
01:51:36 The boat's sunk in Antarctica.
01:51:38 Oh, no.
01:51:38 And it's, I think it's Antarctica.
01:51:40 Oh, the ice cutter?
01:51:41 And it's in the ground. 0.56
01:51:43 The water's so fucking cold that the wood's preserved, and they found it within the last like five or six years. 0.80
01:51:48 And they sent a drone down there to go around it. 0.94
01:51:50 It's wild. 0.98
01:51:52 You get to see this old ass wooden boat from the time of explorers, like almost completely intact, just sitting in the bottom of this frozen fucking ocean. 0.98
01:52:01 What was that boat again, Jamie? 0.98
01:52:02 Balsy back there.
01:52:03 That was unbelievable.
01:52:06 The water freezes around you all day enough that I can't answer this because I do know it.
01:52:10 Yes, me too.
01:52:11 It's that there's a famous explorer.
01:52:14 Cook.
01:52:16 Up in the north in Antarctica.
01:52:18 I think it's Sir Ernest Shackleton.
01:52:20 Shackleton.
01:52:20 That's it.
01:52:21 Yes, the Endurance.
01:52:22 I was going to say the Intrepid. 1.00
01:52:24 Like a goddamn moron. 1.00
01:52:26 That's in New York. 1.00
01:52:27 Yes, that's it.
01:52:28 Is the Intrepid in New York?
01:52:29 Yeah.
01:52:30 Intrepid Center for Excellence is part of that.
01:52:33 Yeah.
01:52:33 Dramatic brain injury foundation.
01:52:35 Yeah.
01:52:36 Bumped on a boat.
01:52:37 Show me some videos of that. 0.99
01:52:39 It's fucking crazy. 0.91
01:52:40 The videos are crazy because they found it, and then when they found it, they're moving around it with a drone, and it looks almost totally intact. 0.98
01:52:46 Wow. 0.97
01:52:46 And you get to think about what these fucking people must have been experiencing watching this thing go under. 0.97
01:52:51 And realize you're in the middle of the frozen ocean. 0.99
01:52:51 Wow. 0.99
01:52:54 The scurvy and fighting over it.
01:52:54 Unreal.
01:52:56 Like to what?
01:52:58 Yeah.
01:52:58 I mean, I was just in Nantucket.
01:52:59 The whale guys, those guys are ballsy as hell.
01:53:02 Go full screen, please.
01:53:03 This is.
01:53:03 Look at this.
01:53:05 Look at that.
01:53:06 First, the endurance, 107 years.
01:53:09 Isn't that wild?
01:53:10 Wow.
01:53:11 Look at that, man. 1.00
01:53:13 They're sunk in the bottom of the fucking ocean. 1.00
01:53:13 Those poor souls. 1.00
01:53:15 What the fuck's the Weddle Sea? 0.99
01:53:16 Davy Jones' locker. 0.99
01:53:18 Right, what is the Weddle Sea?
01:53:19 They've never heard of it.
01:53:20 Eric Weddle.
01:53:21 Those guys were a ball.
01:53:25 How ballsy those guys were to do that. 1.00
01:53:28 Oh, shit. 1.00
01:53:29 That's Dana Carby. 1.00
01:53:30 That's all Ari's neighbors in England. 0.99
01:53:33 They do. 1.00
01:53:33 Dude, they're so inbred looking, by the way. 1.00
01:53:35 Ari, what?
01:53:36 That guy looks like the entire.
01:53:37 Crew on that ship.
01:53:39 That was that guy.
01:53:40 Oh, this is footage of the boat sinking in 1915.
01:53:40 Right.
01:53:43 Holy fuck. 1.00
01:53:44 Oh, the dudes on there, man. 1.00
01:53:44 Oh, yeah. 1.00
01:53:45 They were down there during World War I. Wow.
01:53:47 Look at them smiling.
01:53:48 Hold on.
01:53:49 Joe, there's some good stories about them finding out about World War I.
01:53:53 Yeah, icebreakers.
01:53:54 Really?
01:53:54 It was 1915 when they're down there.
01:53:56 The war started like a year before.
01:53:58 No one told them.
01:53:59 That's not even that long ago.
01:53:59 Wow.
01:54:01 No.
01:54:02 No.
01:54:02 How about those Japanese guys that were on the island had no idea what war was going on?
01:54:04 Still fighting.
01:54:05 Still fighting.
01:54:06 What is this?
01:54:06 The 70s in the Philippines.
01:54:08 A guy with a grenade in a cave.
01:54:09 Waiting, waiting.
01:54:10 What?
01:54:11 Yeah.
01:54:11 Yeah, there's guys that didn't know the war ended because they're out in the jungle.
01:54:14 They don't.
01:54:15 Yeah. 0.99
01:54:16 One Japanese guy was on an island for like 10 fucking years by himself. 0.99
01:54:19 No, it went longer. 0.99
01:54:20 And then Carlin's.
01:54:20 Really?
01:54:22 There he is.
01:54:23 Hardcore History, he talks about it.
01:54:25 Look at that other guy smiling.
01:54:27 He's like, bro.
01:54:29 1974, bro.
01:54:30 World War II ended in 1945.
01:54:33 This guy in 1974 was still fighting.
01:54:37 Look at that guy on the left holding that sword.
01:54:40 Go back to that image of him.
01:54:42 He's still strapped.
01:54:42 Look at him.
01:54:43 The image that you just showed, Jamie?
01:54:45 I don't even know what's going to happen.
01:54:48 I don't even know what's going to happen.
01:54:50 That's it.
01:54:50 That's it.
01:54:51 Like, look, he's got a holster.
01:54:51 Wow.
01:54:52 He's ready to go to bookstore.
01:54:53 According to the story, they had to find his officer, who was a guy who just owned a bookstore in Tokyo at this point in his life.
01:55:00 And tell him it's over.
01:55:01 And they're like, he's only going to listen to you.
01:55:03 Whoa. 1.00
01:55:03 And it was just a random fucking guy. 1.00
01:55:05 I mean, he's a great soldier. 0.99
01:55:06 Hiru Anada was stationed there. 1.00
01:55:08 Grenades of fucking tourists. 1.00
01:55:10 Warbag news. 1.00
01:55:11 Go right on Timberley for 30 fucking years. 0.99
01:55:14 Unreal, dude. 0.99
01:55:15 How'd he live?
01:55:16 Just in the jungle?
01:55:17 Yeah, man.
01:55:17 Holy moly.
01:55:19 Hiru Anada.
01:55:20 He thought that leaflets, radio broadcasts, and search parties were enemy propaganda.
01:55:25 He's going on fake news.
01:55:26 Fake news.
01:55:27 Fake news.
01:55:28 No way, dude. 1.00
01:55:29 Obviously, Japan's going to win.
01:55:30 Is he still alive? 0.96
01:55:31 I wish he was.
01:55:32 I'd have him on the podcast.
01:55:33 Hell yeah.
01:55:34 I'll just bring in a Japanese translator.
01:55:36 74 is 50. 0.99
01:55:38 He's 55 years ago.
01:55:40 14.
01:55:40 Is that where, what's his name?
01:55:42 I missed the boat.
01:55:43 That's the guy who ran for president with Obama.
01:55:44 I love when you get a subscribe and you're like, nah.
01:55:46 Where was McCain?
01:55:47 Vietnam.
01:55:47 Oh, that was Vietnam.
01:55:49 Yeah, coward. 0.99
01:55:51 What? 0.99
01:55:52 That's cowardy.
01:55:54 I like the guys who don't get caught.
01:55:57 Hold on.
01:55:59 All right, now that we're on Trump, please, J Mo, can I please see?
01:56:06 Trumpy.
01:56:08 Trumpy.
01:56:09 Old man angry during interviews, which is very funny.
01:56:12 There's one part he's sitting at his desk and he just goes quiet.
01:56:15 Quiet.
01:56:16 What's wrong with you?
01:56:18 He's over it. 1.00
01:56:18 Are you a sick person? 1.00
01:56:20 Who do you say that to? 1.00
01:56:22 Some reporter that was talking while someone else was talking.
01:56:24 He just goes quiet.
01:56:25 Oh, that's good.
01:56:27 Watch him say quiet.
01:56:31 Wait.
01:56:33 Wait.
01:56:34 I'll listen to you.
01:56:35 Hey.
01:56:36 I'm not pointing.
01:56:38 You better. 0.95
01:56:38 I don't know who the hell you are, but you better be careful. 0.95
01:56:40 Go ahead. 0.96
01:56:41 You own a lot of golf carts.
01:56:42 Wait, wait, wait.
01:56:43 Quiet.
01:56:44 Quiet.
01:56:46 Oh, that was dad mode. 1.00
01:56:48 What are you, a sick person? 1.00
01:56:49 Quiet. 1.00
01:56:50 What happened to Shut Up Piggy?
01:56:52 You're still good on that.
01:56:53 That was like a year ago.
01:56:55 Hold on a second.
01:56:56 There is a problem at these things.
01:56:57 Like, say if you have a question and you're talking to him, someone else would just talk louder right next to you with a totally different question. 0.98
01:57:05 It is fucking annoying and they don't care. 0.96
01:57:07 Oh, it's like crowd work. 1.00
01:57:08 It's a bad podcast.
01:57:10 Yeah, we're like, what'd you say? 0.99
01:57:11 Somebody else is like, hey, everybody, shut up. 0.99
01:57:11 And they say it. 0.99
01:57:12 What did you say?
01:57:13 It's a bad podcast.
01:57:15 If you hear a guy with a good question, let him go.
01:57:18 Let him cook. 1.00
01:57:20 Let him ask his fucking question. 1.00
01:57:21 And if you have a question later, raise your fucking hand. 1.00
01:57:24 And when he comes to you, ask your question. 1.00
01:57:26 But if you're just yelling over the other guy's question, a louder, different question, that shit's annoying. 0.99
01:57:32 Well, the best you can get is a clip of him going, Quiet. 0.99
01:57:34 Quiet.
01:57:36 Quiet.
01:57:37 You better be careful. 0.87
01:57:38 I'll put you in my golf course.
01:57:39 I don't know who you are. 1.00
01:57:40 You're a sick person. 1.00
01:57:43 I think you're actually a sick person. 1.00
01:57:45 I think something's wrong with you. 1.00
01:57:46 That's what he said.
01:57:46 There was a hilarious moment where the All In podcast, I think it was David Sachs, was saying we lost the podcast bros.
01:57:53 And they said that we should have given them a front row seat at all the press conferences and allowed them into the press conference.
01:58:01 Like, hey, how about no?
01:58:04 How about real journalists?
01:58:07 How about not have us do that?
01:58:09 Also, we're not going.
01:58:11 We're not going. 0.99
01:58:13 We're not going to the fucking press conferences and sit in the front row and. 0.99
01:58:16 Ask questions to Caroline Levitt. 0.99
01:58:19 Is it in my city?
01:58:19 No, then I don't know.
01:58:21 We're not going to go to the press conferences.
01:58:23 We're not press people. 1.00
01:58:24 We talk shit. 1.00
01:58:26 Okay? 1.00
01:58:26 Right. 1.00
01:58:27 And it's a sickness of our society that people take our opinions so importantly, that it's so significant.
01:58:35 It should not be.
01:58:36 They do, though.
01:58:37 Unfortunately.
01:58:38 And it works.
01:58:39 What's his name?
01:58:39 Unfortunately.
01:58:40 This has an effect.
01:58:41 McCaffrey?
01:58:41 Not McCaffrey.
01:58:42 Nicki Minaj.
01:58:43 No, the sports guy, ESPN. 1.00
01:58:45 She got a great ass. 1.00
01:58:46 Look at that ass. 1.00
01:58:47 Beautiful ass. 1.00
01:58:48 Turn around for us. 1.00
01:58:48 No disrespect. 1.00
01:58:50 The stuff at the beginning was like, I'm an idiot. 1.00
01:58:52 Don't take any of this seriously. 0.99
01:58:53 Who said that? 1.00
01:58:54 We're morons. 0.99
01:58:54 McAfee's always at the beginning. 0.99
01:58:56 John McAfee?
01:58:57 No.
01:58:58 Oh, Pat McAfee.
01:58:59 Very different.
01:59:00 Yeah, very different.
01:59:01 But yeah, that's the right way to do it.
01:59:03 I should have a disclaimer to everyone in my podcast. 1.00
01:59:05 We are idiots. 1.00
01:59:06 I'm a fucking half chimp, guinea dago, wop. 1.00
01:59:10 I'm going to start changing the muzzles. 1.00
01:59:12 Yeah, there you go. 1.00
01:59:13 Who's been hitting the head too many times.
01:59:15 Don't take my opinion seriously.
01:59:18 But they didn't just lose the podcast bros, they lost most of the country.
01:59:22 When you get into a war that no one wants to be in, when you got militarized police in the streets wearing masks and no idea.
01:59:29 They did some good things.
01:59:30 They closed the border and then crime dropped significantly.
01:59:33 Those are good things. 0.99
01:59:34 It's not a good thing to have the fucking border wide open where anyone, including terrorists, can come in. 0.98
01:59:40 Also, not a good thing to snatch people out of their fucking taco stand that have been in the country for 20 years and are nice, good people that are loved by the community, but they just don't have the right paperwork. 1.00
01:59:51 It's a lot of fucking scumbags that happen to be born right here in this patch of dirt that we keep letting out of jail. 0.99
01:59:56 And you got these hardworking people that did nothing fucking wrong other than make their way over here when it was okay to do that, which was a lot. 1.00
02:00:04 Like for the last four years, They allowed anybody to get through. 0.73
02:00:08 And if you just snatch those people up now, like, what did we just do?
02:00:11 You just let all these people in.
02:00:12 And some of them are good people.
02:00:14 Filter it out.
02:00:15 When I was in Latin America, I met two ICE deportees.
02:00:19 Oh, really?
02:00:19 Yeah.
02:00:20 One of them, a guy in Colombia, cool guy, got sort of sponsored by this couple in North Carolina.
02:00:25 Like, come, you were a hard worker.
02:00:26 We'll try to do the paperwork.
02:00:27 Got snatched.
02:00:28 Somebody told on him.
02:00:30 He sat in a jail for seven months.
02:00:32 And eventually, I was like, I'll take the free flight home.
02:00:34 I'm done with it.
02:00:34 Got arrested under Biden.
02:00:36 The second one, deported under Trump.
02:00:37 Second one was like, I'm a good guy.
02:00:39 I was like, I'm so sorry that happened to you.
02:00:41 He goes, Yeah, I was a good guy, you know.
02:00:41 I feel bad.
02:00:43 He got arrested under Biden just for being illegal.
02:00:45 That's it?
02:00:46 Yeah, and then spent much time in jail.
02:00:48 I didn't think they were doing that if you just didn't have paperwork.
02:00:51 ICE is not new.
02:00:52 No, no, no.
02:00:53 But generally speaking, if you're getting arrested, you're not just getting arrested because you're over here illegally.
02:00:58 You're getting arrested because you're here illegally.
02:00:59 Yeah, he said he was walking and he goes, Somebody told him.
02:01:01 That's what he thinks.
02:01:01 Get rid of that.
02:01:02 And then the other guy was like, I didn't do anything.
02:01:04 I did sell a little bit of weed.
02:01:06 And I was like, Ah, you know, who cares?
02:01:07 A little weed.
02:01:08 And he goes, And some coke too, but once in a while, and eventually bricks.
02:01:12 I killed a couple guys, eventually bricks.
02:01:13 And he goes, I had five kids by four women. 0.96
02:01:16 No, and I was like, Oh, yeah, you should have been deported.
02:01:22 Jamie, put this into perplexity how many people were deported under Biden?
02:01:26 Oh boy, what about Obama?
02:01:27 That was number one.
02:01:28 Obama deported a lot, the deporter in chief. 0.87
02:01:32 I know that's a very convenient statistic for a lot of people. 0.99
02:01:35 Home and a medal of honor built the cages, Trump used them, both shitty. 0.98
02:01:42 Yeah, it's all weird. 0.96
02:01:44 It's all weird because they let these people in for four years and then they're hunting them.
02:01:49 Oh, yeah.
02:01:50 If my nanny got deported, I'd be depressed. 0.53
02:01:52 That's what ICE data does.
02:01:54 ICE carried, under Biden, ICE carried out 588,500 deportations from 2021 to December of 2024.
02:02:04 The full months of his presidency covered that ICE data.
02:02:07 Counting the broader category of removals, border returns, and expulsions, the total was more than 4.6 million over his term.
02:02:15 Can you compare that to every.
02:02:16 Four year term of Obama, Biden, and Trump.
02:02:20 Well, let's just go Obama next.
02:02:22 Let's do Trump first.
02:02:23 So, Obama, the U.S. is taking into consideration.
02:02:27 Obama was eight years.
02:02:29 So, there's going to be, it's probably a higher number.
02:02:33 Per year average.
02:02:34 Let's see what it says 3.1 million formal deportations.
02:02:39 Oh, total is 5.3 million.
02:02:41 Oh, okay.
02:02:42 Total in the two terms, eight years.
02:02:42 Okay.
02:02:46 Now, do Trump in his first term?
02:02:49 How many did Trump deport in his first term?
02:02:51 Yeah, they got two years to go.
02:02:53 Yeah, but this year's been a ramp up.
02:02:55 This year's been a ramp up, but also a bust because this is the first year where people are really pushing back.
02:03:00 Nobody ever pushed back against it during the Obama administration.
02:03:02 You never even heard about it.
02:03:04 Never heard about it.
02:03:05 What is that?
02:03:06 But it's also, it's like the way it's being done is different.
02:03:08 Two million removals.
02:03:10 Two million in the first term.
02:03:12 Oh, these are weak numbers.
02:03:13 A lot lower.
02:03:14 You've got to step it up.
02:03:15 Less overall, but you've got to take into consideration Obama was two terms.
02:03:20 Sure.
02:03:21 You've got to take it on average.
02:03:21 Do it year by year.
02:03:23 And then how many have they deported in his second term?
02:03:26 Yeah, that's it.
02:03:27 Uh oh.
02:03:28 I'm going to guess.
02:03:29 $700,000.
02:03:30 I'm going to go more than that.
02:03:30 $1.
02:03:32 $2 million?
02:03:33 $1.5.
02:03:34 Really?
02:03:34 Already?
02:03:35 Okay, let's check.
02:03:36 How long has it been?
02:03:37 Two years or one year?
02:03:38 One year and a half?
02:03:38 Two years.
02:03:39 1.2.
02:03:39 No, it's close.
02:03:40 1.2 during Trump's second term as of October of 2026.
02:03:44 So how far are we in now?
02:03:46 Two years?
02:03:46 Two years.
02:03:47 So it's about on pace for like 2.7 maybe?
02:03:47 Two years.
02:03:50 Yeah.
02:03:51 Still lower than Obama.
02:03:53 Well, but that's Obama's two terms.
02:03:54 That's the difference.
02:03:55 They also say.
02:03:56 If you add them all together, he's a head.
02:03:58 Right?
02:03:58 Okay.
02:03:59 Because if he doubles that over the next two years, you know, and then adds in his first presidency.
02:04:05 Because Trump's reported totals include some voluntary departures and returns, not solely formal removals.
02:04:11 So the nearly 1.2 million figures should not be treated as directly equivalent to Obama's 3.1 million former removals.
02:04:18 Were there as many killings, though? 0.96
02:04:20 Like these randos?
02:04:22 I looked into that.
02:04:23 I think like 56 people died in ICE captivity under Obamana.
02:04:23 Please.
02:04:30 Uh huh.
02:04:31 I didn't hear about one of them, but that's, I'm not justifying.
02:04:35 Right, but when they die under captivity, like, what's the circumstances?
02:04:38 Do they have heart attacks? 0.99
02:04:39 Were they already fucked up? 1.00
02:04:40 I have no idea. 0.99
02:04:41 Yeah, if you get three million people.
02:04:42 Also, you walked here from Guatemala.
02:04:45 What happened to you along the way?
02:04:46 Like, how rough are you by the time you get here?
02:04:49 Some of it was Trump shut the border down so hard that there was less coming in.
02:04:49 You know?
02:04:54 And a lot of self deports.
02:04:55 All the ones that are like, I've been working at a coffee shop.
02:04:58 And less of like, I just got here last week.
02:05:00 Those are easier to take.
02:05:00 Yeah, yeah.
02:05:01 Did they give you money if you self deport?
02:05:04 Now they do.
02:05:04 I think they give you five.
02:05:05 Well, you should take that money and just wait 24 months.
02:05:08 They'll let you right back in.
02:05:12 True.
02:05:12 True, right?
02:05:14 What is this, Jamie?
02:05:15 What are you showing us?
02:05:16 What are all these?
02:05:17 Deaths and ICUSDY.
02:05:18 Okay, 2000, not covered.
02:05:20 It started being covered in 2004, 32.
02:05:24 So this is Bush. 0.86
02:05:25 That was the biggest year.
02:05:26 And then 2008, 16.
02:05:28 That's Obama.
02:05:29 Yeah, for sure.
02:05:30 It's got 21 in there, yeah.
02:05:32 12, yeah.
02:05:33 And then it plummeted to five.
02:05:36 Uh huh.
02:05:37 25, 24 listed.
02:05:39 So the highest number is 24, and that's in 2025.
02:05:43 Oh, 2026.
02:05:44 At least 36 potentially incomplete.
02:05:47 And then how many American citizens were killed?
02:05:50 I would imagine the reporting has gone up.
02:05:52 Yeah, the reporting's gone up.
02:05:53 This is a good question.
02:05:53 Of course.
02:05:54 How many American citizens were killed by illegal immigrants?
02:05:57 No, no, no.
02:05:58 By ICE agents. 1.00
02:05:59 We got that lady with the car. 1.00
02:06:00 Oh, two. 0.99
02:06:01 The lady with the car, and then that Alex Pretty guy.
02:06:01 Two.
02:06:04 Yeah, that was bad.
02:06:06 That was bad. 1.00
02:06:07 You killed an American. 0.99
02:06:08 Born American. 0.93
02:06:10 He was an ex military.
02:06:10 A soldier?
02:06:13 I think.
02:06:13 Also, I don't know if he was, but it was also armed and assaulted agents.
02:06:18 Like, before that day, he did some other shit before that day. 0.97
02:06:22 There's the one where he's kicking the car. 0.99
02:06:24 You know, you've seen that?
02:06:25 He's clearly open carrying or concealed carrying.
02:06:28 He's got a pistol on him.
02:06:29 He worked on vets.
02:06:31 I think he was like a doctor who helped vets.
02:06:33 That's what it was.
02:06:35 It was terrible.
02:06:37 It was awful.
02:06:38 It's not good.
02:06:39 This is a hilarious segment.
02:06:41 Yeah, yeah.
02:06:42 You know that whole story.
02:06:44 This is what I like to broadcast while I'm drinking.
02:06:47 You know that whole story behind that guy, though, right?
02:06:49 The gun, the specific gun that he had.
02:06:51 So, he had a gun called the SIG P320, which is known for accidental discharges.
02:06:56 So, they removed the gun from the gun.
02:06:57 I don't know.
02:06:58 I don't know.
02:06:59 Sounds like my ex. 0.99
02:07:00 Why'd you rub on me like that? 1.00
02:07:01 Sneak three for his cock. 1.00
02:07:03 Sneak three for his cock. 1.00
02:07:05 320. 1.00
02:07:05 Accidental discharge. 1.00
02:07:06 So, this guy pulls one of the ICE agents, or it wasn't even ICE, by the way.
02:07:10 It was Border Patrol.
02:07:12 It was Border Patrol Enforcement.
02:07:14 So, they pull the gun from this guy, and as he's carrying the gun off, it looks like the gun goes off and shoots the ground.
02:07:22 And then.
02:07:23 In the massive confusion, I think they think this guy pulled a gun and shot, and then they shoot him.
02:07:29 That's what seems like it to me, as little as I know about the situation.
02:07:29 Yeah.
02:07:33 We've watched it many times, but that's what it looks like.
02:07:36 So, as the guy's removing the gun and walking off with it, the gun discharges in his hand and shoots the ground, and then someone's yelling, gun, gun, and then they shoot him.
02:07:46 Everyone in other countries are like, what?
02:07:50 I know.
02:07:50 I have so many guns.
02:07:52 It is crazy, but it's also crazy that this one gun discharges accidentally.
02:07:56 All the time.
02:07:57 There's footage of this guy on a range, and this guy is on the range.
02:07:57 Not a great gun.
02:08:01 He's got his gun in his holster. 0.99
02:08:02 The gun goes off, and then the range director goes, Whose fucking gun just went off? 0.99
02:08:08 And he points this guy and goes, What kind of gun is that? 0.99
02:08:10 He goes, It's a SIG P320. 1.00
02:08:11 He goes, Get that fucking thing off my range. 1.00
02:08:14 Wow. 1.00
02:08:14 Like he goes, I don't want those things on my range. 1.00
02:08:17 Do you think that gun discharged?
02:08:21 What do you mean?
02:08:22 Like you said, you think the SIG.
02:08:23 You can see it.
02:08:24 You can see it discharge.
02:08:25 Yeah, no one's touching it?
02:08:26 No one's touching it.
02:08:27 No.
02:08:27 No.
02:08:28 It's in the guy's hand, but his hand is not on the trigger.
02:08:31 Here's the problem with that gun.
02:08:32 That gun discharges in people's holsters when no one's.
02:08:35 There's a video footage of.
02:08:37 What?
02:08:37 There's video footage.
02:08:38 Trust me, I know a lot about guns.
02:08:39 There's video footage of this guy that is in a police station.
02:08:42 He's a cop.
02:08:43 He bends over. 1.00
02:08:44 The gun goes off in his fucking holster. 1.00
02:08:47 In his holster and shoots the ground. 1.00
02:08:48 While he's not touching it, he bends over.
02:08:51 The gun goes off.
02:08:53 It's a huge problem.
02:08:55 Because other SIG guns are fantastic. 0.99
02:08:57 They make fucking great guns. 0.99
02:08:58 Amazing. 1.00
02:08:58 They make a lot of great shit. 1.00
02:09:00 They make great iron dicks. 1.00
02:09:01 They make great binoculars. 1.00
02:09:03 That P320 is a fucking problem. 1.00
02:09:05 Get rid of it. 1.00
02:09:06 And everybody in the gun community 100% knows about it.
02:09:09 Why do they still manufacture it?
02:09:11 I don't know.
02:09:11 They've fixed it.
02:09:12 The new versions of it don't do that.
02:09:15 But it has something to do with the trigger.
02:09:16 There's a guy online that has taken this thing where he puts like a screw by the trigger.
02:09:21 So he's got the trigger slightly depressed.
02:09:24 And then he just manipulates the slide and the gun goes off.
02:09:27 Ah, trigger, please.
02:09:28 Sorry, sorry.
02:09:34 There's zero delay.
02:09:36 It's like light speed.
02:09:38 It goes through his mind in light speed.
02:09:43 It's a problem.
02:09:44 Why buy that gun?
02:09:46 Here's another problem.
02:09:47 The problem is there were a lot of paid protesters.
02:09:50 So they organized this gigantic protest because it's in the same place where there's all this fraud in Minneapolis.
02:09:56 It's not a coincidence that these crazy violent protests popped off in the area where there's the most fraud.
02:10:03 That's right after they found all that fraud in Minneapolis. 1.00
02:10:06 All the daycare fraud, the leering center, all that shit. 1.00
02:10:09 The daycare fraud. 1.00
02:10:10 Oh, you've been out to lunch. 1.00
02:10:11 You're so silly in your goofy travels. 1.00
02:10:15 Goofy travels. 1.00
02:10:16 You missed out on all the Nick Shirley stuff.
02:10:18 You don't know nothing about the daycare fraud that they found in Minneapolis?
02:10:21 Uh-uh.
02:10:22 Hundreds of billions.
02:10:24 Billions of dollars.
02:10:25 You're not allowed to like it.
02:10:27 What?
02:10:27 Right.
02:10:27 Daycare fraud.
02:10:28 You're going to like it, but you're not allowed to like it.
02:10:30 What do you mean?
02:10:31 They pretend they're buying a car?
02:10:32 Medicare money.
02:10:33 They just have.
02:10:34 Medicare is daycare?
02:10:35 Listen, there's a lot of different fraud.
02:10:37 There's Medicare fraud for that.
02:10:38 There's fraud for hostels, or not hostels.
02:10:41 What is it?
02:10:42 Hospices.
02:10:42 Hospices.
02:10:44 California is a lot of hospice fraud, a lot of adult daycare fraud for like old people that they're supposed to be taking care of.
02:10:50 There's no clients, yet they're billing.
02:10:52 Yeah, there's a shitload of that in Minneapolis. 0.99
02:10:55 These Somalians are clever. 1.00
02:10:57 Look, they were pirates over there. 1.00
02:10:58 They came over here.
02:10:59 They figured out a new way to make the loot.
02:11:02 Why is that a political issue?
02:11:04 Fraud should be fraud.
02:11:05 It should be fraud.
02:11:06 Why is it even.
02:11:07 Because they were paying a lot of money, probably, to a lot of people that looked the other way.
02:11:13 Is that what they're getting?
02:11:14 And they probably donated.
02:11:14 What votes?
02:11:15 And they probably donated. 0.91
02:11:16 And they're also getting the Somali vote 100%.
02:11:19 So they're like, what's the word? 1.00
02:11:20 It's money.
02:11:21 It's money donated to the Democratic Party.
02:11:23 It's money or whoever it is.
02:11:25 If the Republicans let them do it, they donate to them too.
02:11:27 It's everybody who wants in on the slush fund. 0.99
02:11:29 You got a bunch of fucking funny money coming in. 0.98
02:11:32 You got a bunch of fake daycares with nobody there. 0.99
02:11:34 It's all proven.
02:11:35 Daycares?
02:11:36 Daycares.
02:11:37 And the government funds that.
02:11:38 There's one daycare where they said that they were serving 5,000 people a day meals and there was no one there.
02:11:45 I mean, as someone of my genetic makeup, respect.
02:11:49 Respect.
02:11:50 Small hats off to them.
02:11:52 A little tip of the tiny hat to you.
02:11:57 Federal agents executed search warrants on roughly 20 Minneapolis childcare locations in 2026.
02:12:02 The raids were investigative actions, not findings of guilt.
02:12:05 No arrests were made during those searches.
02:12:09 It's not just there, it's all over the country.
02:12:11 Look, there's fraud wherever people aren't looking.
02:12:13 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00
02:12:14 It's whether the Italians are doing it. 1.00
02:12:14 Of course. 1.00
02:12:17 In LA, it's a lot of Armenians who were involved, a lot of Armenian gangsters.
02:12:21 I love them. 0.93
02:12:21 Armo's. 0.93
02:12:22 I love Armenians. 1.00
02:12:23 They're the worst. 1.00
02:12:24 If you need a debt fucking knocked out of your car, they rule. 1.00
02:12:24 I love Armenians. 1.00
02:12:27 Other than that, oh, they're fun. 1.00
02:12:29 They wear gorgeous chains, they're masculine.
02:12:31 I'll say it.
02:12:32 Why are you not like them?
02:12:34 They're annoying, they have terrible sense of passion.
02:12:37 I love it.
02:12:37 Oh, I love it.
02:12:38 You don't like shiny button downs and chains?
02:12:40 They're manly, they're still manly.
02:12:42 There's a few manly men left. 1.00
02:12:43 You don't like Armenians? 1.00
02:12:44 It starts with Tripoli and it ends there. 0.99
02:12:46 Dare you, Tripoli's Armenian? 1.00
02:12:47 Oh, well, then I'm against them. 1.00
02:12:47 Oh, yeah. 1.00
02:12:50 Is that why he says the n word? 1.00
02:12:53 Armenians are fun. 1.00
02:12:54 Yeah, yeah.
02:12:55 Glendale's a good place to visit.
02:12:56 Oh, yeah.
02:12:58 I love our beer.
02:12:59 All right, can you hand me one of those cold beers?
02:13:01 Absolutely, buddy.
02:13:03 I'm feeling all right.
02:13:04 Oh, hey, yeah.
02:13:05 I rested up for this.
02:13:07 I did not.
02:13:08 I did too.
02:13:09 Yes.
02:13:11 I went to bed at 2.
02:13:12 I forced myself.
02:13:13 2 a.m.?
02:13:14 That's pretty late. 0.97
02:13:15 Bro, I've been going to bed at fucking like 10. 0.97
02:13:18 P.M.? 0.99
02:13:19 You've changed. 1.00
02:13:19 He's nuts. 1.00
02:13:20 I'm gay now. 1.00
02:13:21 What happened? 0.81
02:13:22 The wheels flew off.
02:13:24 I'm just weak now.
02:13:25 Even Chrysler's drinking again.
02:13:27 Nice.
02:13:28 We need you back.
02:13:29 No, I'm still drinking.
02:13:30 I'm still, but I did slow it down a little because I was on about a three year run there that nobody should be on.
02:13:36 That big.
02:13:37 Yeah.
02:13:38 Groundbreaking, record breaking run.
02:13:40 I saw myself in that.
02:13:42 So we filmed that movie, the Madden movie, like a year and a half ago.
02:13:45 Almost two years ago.
02:13:46 You got in shape for that?
02:13:47 No.
02:13:48 Yeah.
02:13:48 The crowd, I was gigantic two years ago.
02:13:52 I saw a photo.
02:13:53 I looked at, I was like sitting in the movie theater. 0.99
02:13:55 I was like, holy shit, dude. 0.98
02:13:58 It's so funny. 0.99
02:13:58 Really? 0.99
02:13:59 Bro, you got it.
02:14:00 You got Jack for a while.
02:14:02 Whoa. 1.00
02:14:03 Oh, J Mo. 1.00
02:14:03 J Mo, you're a scumbag. 1.00
02:14:05 I thought that was Susan Boyle. 1.00
02:14:07 That photo.
02:14:08 Susan Boyle.
02:14:08 That photo, I watched the paparazzi guy take that.
02:14:12 Oh, look at those tits. 1.00
02:14:13 I was sitting in my trailer. 1.00
02:14:14 You have massive tits. 1.00
02:14:15 No, I don't. 1.00
02:14:16 You have massive tits. 1.00
02:14:16 I'm as big as I need to lose that. 1.00
02:14:17 You have massive tits. 1.00
02:14:18 You are disgusting. 1.00
02:14:19 You what he said? 1.00
02:14:19 Whoa, whoa. 1.00
02:14:20 Two stone. 0.84
02:14:21 He's a stoner. 1.00
02:14:22 You fucking limey. 1.00
02:14:23 You traitor. 1.00
02:14:24 No, I was literally sitting in my trailer and I was like, damn, I should get some water. 0.99
02:14:27 There's water over there. 0.94
02:14:28 And I was like, I can just go.
02:14:30 Go, who cares?
02:14:31 And then while I'm walking, I look over it's 100 degrees.
02:14:34 I'm in a wig, I'm furious.
02:14:36 I look over it, I just see a guy through a fence.
02:14:38 Just and I was like, Please don't let that photo come out.
02:14:41 And then the photo didn't come out for several months.
02:14:45 He posted it on his Twitter, it was there.
02:14:48 I was the only guy who saw it.
02:14:50 It had zero likes, zero anything.
02:14:52 I kept looking at it and being like, oh no, that photo blows.
02:14:52 I'll give you $100.
02:14:57 Yeah, then eventually it came out.
02:14:59 But can you say, hey, it's for the roll?
02:15:00 I was fat for the roll.
02:15:01 No, I was fat from just getting after it.
02:15:04 Yeah, I remember that.
02:15:05 It was fun.
02:15:06 Yeah, he had a good time.
02:15:07 You got pretty jacked for a while.
02:15:07 I regret it.
02:15:08 You did get jacked for a minute. 0.65
02:15:10 You got jacked for a while. 0.98
02:15:11 Now I'm getting like skinny fat.
02:15:12 I got to go back to lifting again.
02:15:14 Get back in the gym. 1.00
02:15:14 Let's do the fucking comedians work outside. 1.00
02:15:17 Let's go. 1.00
02:15:18 You want to come into the hypoxia chamber with me?
02:15:20 I would love to.
02:15:21 I was afraid to use it.
02:15:22 I have an altitude chamber in there. 0.69
02:15:22 What the hell? 0.69
02:15:24 Last time I was in the world, it can bring you up to 20,000 feet above sea level, but I have it at 14.
02:15:30 Why would you want that?
02:15:31 Because you do cardio up there.
02:15:32 It changes your entire.
02:15:35 How big is it you can do cardio?
02:15:36 It's big.
02:15:37 It's like a huge sauna.
02:15:38 It's the same size as this?
02:15:39 Yeah.
02:15:39 I'll show you afterwards.
02:15:41 It's got a TV in it, it's got three exercise stations.
02:15:45 One of them is a sled that you push or pull on, one of them is like one of those air dye bikes, and one of them is a kettlebell station.
02:15:51 Yeah.
02:15:52 And then you have a timer that's on the wall.
02:15:54 And you go through like 15 minute sprints, 40 second sprints.
02:15:57 You have like one minute off.
02:15:59 There's like a bunch of different kinds of workouts.
02:16:01 There's a VO2 max workout you do.
02:16:04 I did it before I went hunting because you're at altitude.
02:16:07 You need to develop cardio. 0.98
02:16:09 Fucking changed my cardio in a giant way. 0.98
02:16:12 I had much more cardio than I've ever had before. 0.99
02:16:14 Last time I came in here to work out, I walked in and I saw that thing.
02:16:17 You were doing a podcast, so I was like, I can't.
02:16:19 I'm terrified of that room.
02:16:23 I don't want to touch anything in that room.
02:16:25 It takes two hours to ramble.
02:16:27 I just don't want to like. 0.99
02:16:28 I didn't know what the fuck it was. 0.98
02:16:29 It's like a time machine. 1.00
02:16:30 You don't want to fuck with that. 0.99
02:16:31 You can use the equipment in the room, but the equipment in the room, we have the same equipment outside the room. 0.99
02:16:35 But the equipment in the room, when you have it cranked up to 14,000 feet, it's like you're drowning.
02:16:39 It's like you can't breathe.
02:16:40 I just did it.
02:16:41 I did it right before the podcast.
02:16:42 You ever had altitude poisoning?
02:16:44 No.
02:16:44 It's the worst.
02:16:45 When did you get it?
02:16:46 I got it.
02:16:46 I went to Mount Hood in Oregon, and you're skiing up there.
02:16:50 I was with the lady, and I went drinking one night, and drinking like triggers it.
02:16:54 So you wake up, you can't move.
02:16:56 You're frozen for the bed.
02:16:57 I was just stuck like Stephen Hawking.
02:16:59 Really?
02:17:00 And your head hurts.
02:17:01 It's the worst.
02:17:02 I couldn't lift my leg.
02:17:03 How hungover were you?
02:17:04 Was it mostly hungover plus altitude?
02:17:06 I mean, I've been hungover a zillion times.
02:17:08 Never had this.
02:17:09 How much did you get after it the night before?
02:17:12 A little.
02:17:12 Not crazy.
02:17:13 You know, medium night.
02:17:14 By the way, Norman never takes it too far.
02:17:17 Not anymore.
02:17:18 Well, that one time he threw up behind the stage at the mothership.
02:17:21 Good point.
02:17:22 That was a good effort.
02:17:23 Good point.
02:17:24 I went on there last night.
02:17:25 I saw that little noise.
02:17:26 You look so cooked.
02:17:27 I was cooked.
02:17:28 Inability to move, severe weakness, confusion, or uncoordinated balance.
02:17:33 The ability to move is wild.
02:17:36 It was wild.
02:17:37 Look at this.
02:17:38 Signaled that a life threatening complication of altitude sickness.
02:17:42 Did you go to a doctor?
02:17:43 No, I just wrote it out.
02:17:44 It just descended immediately.
02:17:45 We could have lost you.
02:17:46 What year was this?
02:17:47 This is like 2017, 18.
02:17:50 We could have lost you before Protect Our Parks.
02:17:52 That would have been awesome.
02:17:53 Steve Renazizi right there.
02:17:56 That would have been awesome.
02:17:56 Not you.
02:17:57 Who would we have done Protect Our Parks with?
02:17:59 DeRosa.
02:18:00 DeRosa would be good. 0.99
02:18:01 We just get mad at the weed. 1.00
02:18:03 Why are you fucking smoking weed? 1.00
02:18:05 DeRoz is like an anti weed guy. 1.00
02:18:07 He's not an anti weed guy.
02:18:08 I'm with him on this.
02:18:09 I'm with him on this.
02:18:10 When it comes to people being like, oh, what are you, drunk?
02:18:13 I don't drink.
02:18:14 And then they smoke eight joints.
02:18:16 Soder. 1.00
02:18:17 And you go, you're a fucking retard. 1.00
02:18:20 You're an addict. 1.00
02:18:21 Yeah. 1.00
02:18:22 You go, you're incapable of thought right now.
02:18:24 Right, right.
02:18:25 Like you're literally, you're two lazy eyes talking to me about, like, you know what the problem with drinking is.
02:18:31 Yeah.
02:18:32 Well, it's the problem with anybody who's.
02:18:33 Off the rails.
02:18:34 If you're off the rails on Coke, you're annoying.
02:18:36 If you do a little toot every now and again, eh.
02:18:39 Dude, me and Soda were at Bonnero and we were on Molly and Nate was there.
02:18:46 Not a drug guy, but he was still drinking back then.
02:18:48 And he had these towers of wine.
02:18:50 Which Nate?
02:18:51 Nate Borghazzi.
02:18:52 They're supposed to be for four people.
02:18:53 And it's just like, he's like, this is all me.
02:18:55 He started berating me in soda. 1.00
02:18:57 He's like, you guys on your fucking drugs. 1.00
02:18:59 We're on love drugs. 1.00
02:19:01 So we're having a great time.
02:19:02 And he's getting hammered.
02:19:02 And we're like, dude, let's ditch this guy.
02:19:04 He's so annoying right now.
02:19:07 Drunk Nate was a hoot.
02:19:08 Drunk Nate was a fun time.
02:19:09 Yeah, I didn't need to listen to Tucker Carlson.
02:19:12 We had Drunk Nate around.
02:19:13 Red State Nate.
02:19:14 Yeah.
02:19:15 Red State Nate. 0.99
02:19:18 He took a lot of shit for being at the White House fights. 1.00
02:19:18 He was wild. 1.00
02:19:21 Yeah, we probably shouldn't break it up.
02:19:22 I saw that one coming.
02:19:23 Yeah, I did too, but he didn't care.
02:19:25 He just ignored it.
02:19:27 Didn't cost him a single ticket.
02:19:29 People were saying, I'm canceling my ticket.
02:19:31 Good, somebody else will buy it. 1.00
02:19:32 Fuck off. 1.00
02:19:33 Talking about that guy sells more tickets than anybody. 1.00
02:19:35 He's like, he's killing it.
02:19:36 He does like two arena shows in a day.
02:19:39 He does one at like 4 p.m.
02:19:40 Yes, he was doing one out here.
02:19:41 He's at 4 p.m. in a week.
02:19:43 You weren't even a ticket owner.
02:19:43 I canceled my tickets.
02:19:45 Shut up. 0.99
02:19:46 It's all bots and stuff. 0.99
02:19:47 Did I tell you about the fake comedy club I built?
02:19:50 Oh, no.
02:19:52 After the Kobe stuff, I had Harrington build me a website for the Dayton something.
02:19:59 And we built like an entire website, copied it, and said, I'm performing there.
02:20:03 We had a website with an email address, a phone number you could call, which is a Google phone number, to see the protests.
02:20:12 And one of them was, I've been there every month for the last five years.
02:20:16 I will never come back to a club that doesn't exist.
02:20:20 It was so fun.
02:20:21 And then the message on the machine was, was, uh, Hi, you've reached, and then it's just me breaking. 1.00
02:20:26 It goes, It's me, you fucking idiot. 1.00
02:20:28 You think you're special? 1.00
02:20:30 And then beep. 1.00
02:20:31 And then they start talking, and I go, It's still me, you fucking moron. 1.00
02:20:35 You did this? 1.00
02:20:36 Oh, that's a lot of fun.
02:20:36 Yeah.
02:20:37 It was so fun.
02:20:38 The emails that came in were the best because you're like, This is how they respond, acting as if they're.
02:20:43 You should do a podcast where you read those.
02:20:45 You should tell that story and do a podcast and you read those emails where they said they'd be coming there every weekend.
02:20:50 And this is what every business owner fears like, that might be a customer.
02:20:52 They're all lying.
02:20:54 Yeah, they're all lying.
02:20:55 Everyone's afraid of it, though.
02:20:56 Yeah.
02:20:57 But some of those are serious.
02:20:58 Remember when DeRosa got in trouble with that nurse joke and they went after his bar?
02:21:02 I don't know about this at all. 0.74
02:21:03 Oh, they review bombed the shit out of him and it really hurt his nerves. 0.93
02:21:05 Is nurses lame? 0.98
02:21:06 All you do is lose patients.
02:21:08 They've never really saved anybody.
02:21:10 If he was on weed, he would have never told that joke.
02:21:12 It's a good joke.
02:21:13 It was a really good joke.
02:21:14 If he was on weed, he would have been like, What am I saying?
02:21:16 They came out this horrible.
02:21:18 This is crazy.
02:21:19 They don't want to lose people.
02:21:21 What's wrong with me?
02:21:23 On weed.
02:21:23 It'd be so uncomfortable.
02:21:25 Like, Oh my God, I'm thinking of all the nurses pointing out.
02:21:29 I'm just trying to make people laugh.
02:21:29 No.
02:21:31 I don't mean it.
02:21:32 I don't know how you guys function on weed.
02:21:34 Pothead de roast would be great.
02:21:35 Crying all the time.
02:21:36 I think it's biological.
02:21:38 I think some people are fine with weed.
02:21:40 I agree.
02:21:40 Trust me.
02:21:40 If I could abuse that substance, I would.
02:21:42 100%.
02:21:43 It looks like fun.
02:21:44 You just got to know your drug.
02:21:45 Yeah.
02:21:46 Stan Holby.
02:21:46 I've always hated it.
02:21:47 I was like, this is wild.
02:21:48 The guy likes to be obliterated. 0.98
02:21:50 Hates weed. 0.96
02:21:50 That's fine. 0.96
02:21:51 But he likes edibles now.
02:21:52 Hey.
02:21:53 He likes little edibles.
02:21:54 I take them to sleep.
02:21:55 But it's like a regulated thing.
02:21:57 If you take a five milligram edible, fives is so crazy with what we used to do.
02:22:02 To be like fives is the dose.
02:22:02 Oh.
02:22:05 Full cough.
02:22:06 Diaz and I were on a plane once and he had a full on panic attack.
02:22:10 A full on panic attack.
02:22:12 And then he recovered.
02:22:13 Like we're flying in New York and then he recovered.
02:22:15 He goes, I'm back.
02:22:16 He pops two more stars of death in his mouth after the panic attack.
02:22:20 So he goes, Joe Rogan, I had a panic attack.
02:22:22 I was almost dying.
02:22:23 I couldn't breathe. 0.99
02:22:24 I wanted to get off the fucking plane, but now I'm back. 0.99
02:22:27 And he just pops two. 0.99
02:22:28 These are 250 milligram stars of death.
02:22:30 So he popped 500 milligrams after he had a panic attack.
02:22:35 We gave the best strips. 0.85
02:22:37 He was crazy. 0.97
02:22:38 We gave those breast strips. 0.92
02:22:39 Half of one was the right dose. 0.87
02:22:41 They came two to a pack.
02:22:42 We gave a pack of those to, I'm not going to say who, but.
02:22:44 John Jones.
02:22:45 On a plane.
02:22:45 Okay, John Jones.
02:22:47 We were on a plane.
02:22:48 And I told John, I go, just take one.
02:22:50 Just take one.
02:22:51 He takes it.
02:22:52 He goes like this.
02:22:53 Oh, my God.
02:22:54 And he just sat down and I'm like, good Lord, John.
02:22:55 I'm like, what are you doing?
02:22:56 He goes, dude.
02:22:57 He goes hard.
02:22:58 He's big.
02:22:59 He's also not afraid of the basement.
02:22:59 John Jones.
02:23:02 He's a warrior.
02:23:03 He is the basement.
02:23:04 He's not afraid.
02:23:05 He's not afraid of the darkness.
02:23:06 He is the darkness.
02:23:08 Me and John met.
02:23:09 He was like, just before his UFC run, we were in a hotel in Montreal.
02:23:12 Yeah.
02:23:13 And we went, you had the weed.
02:23:14 And I was like, Joe's got the weed.
02:23:14 Yeah.
02:23:16 And he's like, can we go bother him?
02:23:17 Like, I don't know, maybe.
02:23:18 We had a long philosophical conversation where I told him that he has to leave his gym and go to a real gym.
02:23:23 I'm like, you're too talented.
02:23:23 We went on.
02:23:24 You're too good.
02:23:25 He was really young at the time.
02:23:26 I think he was 20 or 21.
02:23:27 He got with Winklejob.
02:23:29 And we all got high.
02:23:30 We were in a hotel room in Montreal.
02:23:32 We knocked on the door and we're like, Joe.
02:23:33 And you're like, what?
02:23:34 I'm like, can we get that weed?
02:23:36 And you're like, what? 1.00
02:23:37 And you opened the door, you saw this fucking murderer. 1.00
02:23:39 And you go, come on in, guys. 1.00
02:23:41 Yeah.
02:23:42 And we had this long conversation where I told him, I'm like, you.
02:23:46 You're going to be a great fighter, a world class fighter, no matter what.
02:23:50 But to maximize your potential, you have to be with the best coaches.
02:23:54 Before this, he was training on YouTube.
02:23:56 Really?
02:23:57 He was just doing YouTube workouts in his basement.
02:24:00 He had a gym he was training with in upstate New York.
02:24:03 Any hours there?
02:24:03 He was too good.
02:24:05 He was too good.
02:24:06 And this was back when GSP had been trained by Winkle John and Greg Jackson.
02:24:12 It was a top camp.
02:24:13 It was one of the best camps in the world.
02:24:16 And he moved there, and the rest is history.
02:24:18 But yeah, this was like.
02:24:19 He was just starting out. 0.99
02:24:21 Damn, that's crazy to. 0.99
02:24:22 And we did it all over getting high. 0.99
02:24:24 We did it all in a sweep in Montreal, paid for by the UFC.
02:24:28 We broke it down.
02:24:29 So he was just at comedy shows or the fest?
02:24:31 No, no, he was fighting in the UFC.
02:24:33 He had one fight against, I think, Andre Guzmao.
02:24:36 No.
02:24:37 Yeah, I think it was his first.
02:24:39 Who was his first fight in the UFC, Jamie?
02:24:41 I was there.
02:24:43 I don't remember.
02:24:44 I was there.
02:24:45 I'm thinking of a different guy. 0.99
02:24:46 He ragdolled his dude. 1.00
02:24:47 I was like, ooh, this motherfucker's talented. 0.99
02:24:50 There's some guys when you see him, like, right away, like, Oh, okay. 0.99
02:24:53 Next level.
02:24:54 Because there's a, like, the thing about the UFC was from when I started doing it in 97 to, like, when I started doing it again in 2001, it had already leaped up, like, multiple levels.
02:25:04 And then we were seeing it leap up multiple levels every year.
02:25:07 And then John came along, and I was like, whoa, next level.
02:25:10 You think he's the best ever?
02:25:12 Stefan Bonner.
02:25:12 Andre Guzmau.
02:25:13 See, I got a good memory.
02:25:13 Yeah.
02:25:14 No, Stefan Bonner.
02:25:15 No, no, no.
02:25:15 Before.
02:25:16 That was before that.
02:25:17 Oh, that went a long way.
02:25:18 Yeah.
02:25:19 So it was Guzmau first, and then we were hanging out with him at an event where he wasn't fighting.
02:25:24 In Montreal.
02:25:25 In Montreal, yeah.
02:25:26 So he was a young fighter that was, you know, just really starting to come into his own.
02:25:33 What good times.
02:25:35 There was a UFC hotel.
02:25:36 I guess there was like, we could go, we could stay at the UFC hotel, and it was not a problem.
02:25:41 What's the hotel?
02:25:42 A couple more showed up.
02:25:43 What's the exciting UFC fight coming up?
02:25:46 Well, there's a big one this weekend Cyril Gahn versus Josh Hoket for the heavyweight title.
02:25:50 Hoket, my guy.
02:25:50 That's exciting.
02:25:51 Hoket's a wild boy.
02:25:53 Gahn is unbeatable.
02:25:55 Are there any going on?
02:25:56 John Jones.
02:25:57 John Jones walked across the ring and strangled him in one round. 0.93
02:25:59 Fucked him up in one round like it was nothing. 0.66
02:26:01 Never even got hit. 0.99
02:26:02 He got kicked in the nuts once, and that's it.
02:26:04 Is Jones going to fight again?
02:26:05 He might.
02:26:06 We brought him to Ways to Well.
02:26:07 His hip's been bothering him, but we brought him into Ways to Well to shut up his hip.
02:26:10 He said it's feeling much better.
02:26:12 Jones gone.
02:26:13 He walked across the ring, strangled him standing.
02:26:15 It was like standing up and went like this.
02:26:16 And then he stood up and went like this.
02:26:17 And it was like, to the crowd?
02:26:18 Can we pull that up?
02:26:19 Yeah.
02:26:20 He stood up.
02:26:21 It was a phenomenal fight, man.
02:26:23 But how old is this?
02:26:24 This is three years old.
02:26:25 John's the goat. 0.97
02:26:26 He's the goat. 0.99
02:26:27 He's the goat. 0.99
02:26:28 Period. 0.99
02:26:29 Like, I kicked in the nuts, like, right away, instantly, in the beginning of the fight. 0.69
02:26:32 I love it.
02:26:33 Jones' physique looks like he's fighting at a water park.
02:26:36 Well, also, this is the guy at a water park.
02:26:39 This is heavyweight?
02:26:40 This is him at heavyweight.
02:26:42 This is the issue, is that John at light heavyweight was unstoppable.
02:26:45 And so he decided just for a challenge, like he's got to try to win a weight class up.
02:26:50 And so he beat Cyril Gon.
02:26:51 He beat Steep A, who's the actual GOAT of the heavyweight division.
02:26:56 And he beat him easy.
02:26:56 I remember that.
02:26:57 But he beat a later Steep A.
02:27:00 No, Cormier was at light heavyweight.
02:27:01 Okay.
02:27:02 Two fights at light heavyweight.
02:27:03 But when he got a hold of Cyril Gon, it was just a rippity wrap.
02:27:07 He never got hit on the feet.
02:27:09 He was like moving around.
02:27:10 Every time Cyril Gon would move in, he would slide.
02:27:13 He's the master of range, man.
02:27:14 Nobody's better.
02:27:15 Ever at range. 1.00
02:27:16 Was his wingspan retarded? 1.00
02:27:18 It's ridiculous. 1.00
02:27:19 His wingspan's ridiculous, but it's also, there's a lot of guys with big wingspan that get cracked. 0.75
02:27:24 John knows how to move.
02:27:25 That's what it is. 0.99
02:27:25 Say he ducks that left hand, and then he once he gets him, he drags him to the ground, starts beating his ass, pushes him up against the cage, and as soon as he got a hold of his neck, that was a rippity wrap. 0.99
02:27:38 What are they pimping on the? 0.99
02:27:39 Here it is.
02:27:40 So he gets on top of him.
02:27:40 Oh, there you go.
02:27:41 Once he gets on top, he gets that neck.
02:27:43 That's it.
02:27:44 So he gets it, he adjusts, and then watch when he adjusts it the second time.
02:27:48 Not here, but once he gets it under the chin, watch him.
02:27:50 He'll readjust because right now he's not under the chin, he's just holding his head.
02:27:54 So then he gets his forearm under the chin, and then you see him.
02:27:58 He's going to readjust his hands right here.
02:27:58 So it's real close.
02:28:00 So here he goes.
02:28:01 This is great.
02:28:02 So here's the readjustment.
02:28:03 Now the arm's under the chin.
02:28:05 Now it's different.
02:28:06 So now this is nasty.
02:28:07 It just happened.
02:28:08 It's a whole fight.
02:28:09 He's zeroed down.
02:28:10 You watch this.
02:28:11 You watch the entire fight. 1.00
02:28:12 He puts his fingers up to his lips like everybody shut the fuck up. 0.99
02:28:18 And that was the first round, too. 0.99
02:28:19 Oh, dude.
02:28:20 And it was easy.
02:28:21 Like, look, he ducks that left hand, gets the clinch.
02:28:21 He did it.
02:28:24 And from here, for all intents and purposes, this fight's over.
02:28:28 Look at that. 1.00
02:28:30 Shut the fuck up, everybody. 1.00
02:28:33 That's the GOAT. 1.00
02:28:34 And we helped him.
02:28:34 Yeah.
02:28:35 Yeah.
02:28:36 That one conversation was very important for a young guy to hear that.
02:28:40 Like, you're great.
02:28:41 You're going to be great no matter what you do.
02:28:42 But if you want to maximize your full potential.
02:28:44 I was just listening.
02:28:44 I was just like, we're just here for weed.
02:28:47 You got to be with one of the best camps.
02:28:48 Nice guy.
02:28:50 Oh, he's so nice.
02:28:51 You ever get worried, like, oh, I can't see him?
02:28:53 Dude, he nut punched O'Neill.
02:28:55 We were at the league premiere, and he was there, and O'Neill was like, oh, dude, I'm a big fighter.
02:29:00 He's like, I'm a big fan.
02:29:01 He goes, are you?
02:29:02 I'm not going to put you in the hospital.
02:29:05 I'm like, it's cool.
02:29:06 I might have said this before, but it was before the Espies, I brought Nate Diaz to the hotel.
02:29:12 So me and Nate are hanging out.
02:29:14 And then the kid who was like the Oklahoma State wrestler that was like a freak, Nate sees him across the room. 0.99
02:29:20 He's like, yeah, who the fuck's that? 0.99
02:29:22 And I was like, just what? 1.00
02:29:23 What?
02:29:24 He's a heavyweight wrestler.
02:29:25 He's like the best wrestler in the world.
02:29:27 Please.
02:29:28 We're just hanging out.
02:29:29 And then John Jones shows up.
02:29:30 It's me and Nate at the bar in the hotel.
02:29:34 There's no one else really there.
02:29:35 And I was like, John Jones is coming.
02:29:37 And he's like, all right, cool.
02:29:39 And then John Jones shows up, and both of them immediately are like, what's up?
02:29:45 What's up?
02:29:46 What's up?
02:29:46 Like, Nate has his gremlins.
02:29:49 So it's Nate and like 10 other Nates, and then one John Jones.
02:29:53 It's literally like 10 hyenas versus a lion, and it's like, who would win?
02:29:58 Yeah.
02:29:59 But both of them are like, then they gave like the most authentic, like the most like, respect, intense hug of being like, no, we're good.
02:30:07 Let's party.
02:30:08 Right.
02:30:08 And then it was just fun.
02:30:09 Nice.
02:30:09 There was one moment of like, what's up?
02:30:12 Alpha.
02:30:13 And then two hugs, and it was like, all right, we're having a good time.
02:30:16 Yeah.
02:30:16 I did Kill Tony with Nathan.
02:30:18 There's that feeling like it's like a cat where he could turn any moment.
02:30:21 He'll never turn on you.
02:30:21 Is he going to kill me?
02:30:22 All right. 0.52
02:30:23 Yeah, he's just cool.
02:30:24 By the way, he's great.
02:30:25 He could.
02:30:25 Of course.
02:30:26 He could, but Nate is great.
02:30:27 But Nate's the coolest guy.
02:30:28 He'd always hang out at the store.
02:30:29 So is Nate. 0.99
02:30:30 His brother Nick is cool as fuck, too. 0.99
02:30:31 He's cool as fuck. 0.99
02:30:32 The Tyson doc. 0.99
02:30:33 There's that moment with Tyson where you're like, oh, I said something bad.
02:30:36 He's going to kill me now.
02:30:37 Do you know that the reason why this table is so wide is because of Tyson?
02:30:40 No.
02:30:41 Yeah.
02:30:41 Why?
02:30:41 So I had a, when we first moved here, I was going to have a shorter table, but I did a podcast with Tyson, and it was when Tyson was getting ready to fight Roy Jones.
02:30:51 So the first podcast we did with Tyson, Tyson was like super chill.
02:30:54 He wasn't even training, he wasn't doing anything.
02:30:56 And he was saying he can't work out because then his ego will get reignited.
02:31:00 You know, he really, we talked about that, and I was like, wow, that's crazy.
02:31:03 And then the second podcast we did with him, and Jamie and I talked about it after the podcast, we're like, he's a totally different human.
02:31:09 Do you remember that?
02:31:10 Like after you left?
02:31:10 Yeah.
02:31:11 I was going to bring up a Point where he said, Why do I get hard when I fight?
02:31:14 I remember that one.
02:31:17 What's he gets hard while fighting?
02:31:19 Oh, yeah, he gets hard beating the out of people. 0.97
02:31:21 I get erect, I get erect when I punch these monkeys. 0.98
02:31:26 Oh, he's the man. 0.84
02:31:28 And so, uh, it was so intense, he was so intense that I was like, I need some separation, I can't be like this close.
02:31:36 Because before I was going to be like this close, and I was like, Maybe we should be closer, make it more intimate, better, better conversations.
02:31:41 Like, no, no, no, this is the right distance.
02:31:44 This is close.
02:31:45 Enough.
02:31:46 This is close enough.
02:31:47 Yeah.
02:31:47 Here it is.
02:31:48 What year?
02:31:49 You're going to be struggling with the possibility that you could hurt them.
02:31:51 It's just getting so erect sometimes. 0.83
02:31:55 It's orgasmic sometimes.
02:32:00 Like, particularly Tyrell Biggs or someone that you had problems with, someone that you had animosity towards.
02:32:00 Yeah.
02:32:08 So when you could finally get your hands on them.
02:32:11 Hey, what does it mean, Jesus?
02:32:16 When fighting gets you erect, what does that mean?
02:32:19 It's a good question.
02:32:21 I was like, I don't know.
02:32:23 Imagine wearing your own merch.
02:32:26 That's going through your mind right now.
02:32:27 Well, that's how I get when I was a kid.
02:32:29 And I, you know, sometimes I get the twinkle.
02:32:32 The twinkle.
02:32:33 I saw a couple of them.
02:32:33 Yeah.
02:32:36 I saw a couple of them.
02:32:37 That is terrifying.
02:32:38 That was the podcast that when, this was before we moved to Texas.
02:32:41 Yeah.
02:32:42 And when we moved, I was like, maybe we should have a smaller table.
02:32:45 And then we did that podcast.
02:32:46 I'm like, nope.
02:32:47 Nope, need some distance.
02:32:48 Need some distance. 0.96
02:32:50 Jamo needs to jump in and both you.
02:32:50 Real space.
02:32:52 Just in case both you need to die.
02:32:54 Yeah. 0.98
02:32:56 Jamie.
02:32:56 What's Jamie going to do?
02:32:57 We're both dead.
02:32:58 Jamie's not dang close to the door.
02:33:00 No one's going to help.
02:33:01 No one's going to help.
02:33:02 Jamie's going to help.
02:33:03 Oh my God.
02:33:04 Oh my God.
02:33:04 There's no helping.
02:33:05 He's going to put his laptop down.
02:33:07 Thanks a lot, man.
02:33:07 It's going, Joe.
02:33:08 Good luck.
02:33:09 There's no helping.
02:33:10 But you got those five guys out there.
02:33:11 They could step in.
02:33:12 It's too late.
02:33:13 Yeah, it's just like one punch.
02:33:14 Either one of them is out cold.
02:33:16 Now there's two guys.
02:33:17 Now there's one guy.
02:33:18 Now, there's no way everyone has to come in.
02:33:19 He's running open ranges.
02:33:21 He has to come in one at a time.
02:33:22 He just takes his pants off. 1.00
02:33:24 Just starts jerking off on you. 1.00
02:33:26 You're running and he's hard as a rock. 1.00
02:33:28 Oh, boy.
02:33:29 That's my nightmare.
02:33:30 He just was a totally different person.
02:33:32 He went from being this guy who was like super chill, he owned a weed farm.
02:33:36 Oh, he just won a big lawsuit.
02:33:37 I saw on Ric Flair's Instagram that Ric Flair and him both had some sort of a lawsuit about some weed company, and there was some sort of $50 million settlement.
02:33:47 $50 million?
02:33:48 Those are hard work numbers.
02:33:49 I hope Tyson got his share of that.
02:33:52 I don't know what the story of that was.
02:33:55 I just saw a thing on Ric Flair's Instagram.
02:33:58 Don King stole all his money?
02:34:00 Did he?
02:34:01 Not all of it.
02:34:02 But he got his share of everything.
02:34:03 Don King took everything.
02:34:04 It's all in the dock.
02:34:05 Mike Tyson and Ric Flair win the latest round in a $50 million lawsuit against former cannabis business partners.
02:34:10 Defendants allegedly rob Tyson and Flair of millions in stolen funds and unauthorized kickbacks.
02:34:16 There you go.
02:34:18 Do these guys even have the money anymore?
02:34:20 This is the thing. 0.98
02:34:21 Like, if you're winning money off of guys who don't have money, like, People that are doing that kind of shit, they accused of stealing over $1 million from Tyson 2.0 to fund lavish personal expenses, including private jets, yachts, and home repairs. 0.97
02:34:35 Rep for Tyson 2.0. 0.87
02:34:37 So, what's Tyson 2.0?
02:34:38 This must be Zell LLC.
02:34:39 I like the name 2.0.
02:34:41 I'm the new Tyson.
02:34:42 I'm the weed head now.
02:34:44 Tyson 2.0, celebrate the judge's ruling.
02:34:47 Seek justice for Tyson.
02:34:48 Huh. 0.79
02:34:49 Justice for Tyson. 1.00
02:34:50 Free Britney.
02:34:51 Did you see the doc, though?
02:34:53 It's fascinating because they show him as a kid and he was bullied.
02:34:56 You know what turned him into a tough guy?
02:34:58 Wow, that. 1.00
02:34:59 He was a pigeon head. 0.97
02:35:00 He loved pigeons.
02:35:00 Yeah, I loved pigeons.
02:35:01 And one of the older kids, like a bully kid, he's like, oh, you like that pigeon, huh?
02:35:05 And he just snapped the neck. 0.99
02:35:06 And then Tyson just flipped and beat the shit out of the guy. 0.94
02:35:09 And they're all like, where'd that come from? 1.00
02:35:11 You're like a nerd.
02:35:12 And he just became, he's like, I guess I have a superpower. 0.99
02:35:15 And he started knocking people out.
02:35:16 That's like a cusp spender board through emotional moments.
02:35:19 Origin story.
02:35:20 Yeah.
02:35:21 Crazy.
02:35:22 Oh, I can control metal?
02:35:24 He was also adopted by a guy who was one of the greatest boxing trainers of all time when he was 13.
02:35:29 D'Amato?
02:35:30 He happened to be a hypnotist.
02:35:30 Yeah.
02:35:32 So Cusp D'Amato started hypnotizing him when he was 13.
02:35:34 What?
02:35:35 Oh, yeah.
02:35:36 You get hard when you beat someone up.
02:35:39 Yeah.
02:35:41 So, this guy had trained Jose Torres.
02:35:43 He trained Floyd Patterson, trained like world class elite boxers.
02:35:47 And he was also like a great philosopher in terms of like the mind, the state of mind that you needed to succeed in fighting.
02:35:55 He had ways of talking to Tyson, explaining things to Tyson, and Tyson would repeat and, you know, also taught him how to box.
02:36:03 And he had Kevin Rooney teaching him and Teddy Atlas. 0.99
02:36:06 And he just became a fucking monster from the time he was 13. 1.00
02:36:09 And his mom was a whore. 1.00
02:36:11 She was a literal hooker. 1.00
02:36:13 She was a full janitor. 1.00
02:36:15 Yeah, but she was a part of the bathroom. 1.00
02:36:17 You could say it now. 1.00
02:36:17 Yeah, she was a hooker. 1.00
02:36:19 That's crazy that Shane's cortisol was up to get seen in his blood work. 0.99
02:36:23 Dude, I had to check in someone, someone we know, to an insane asylum.
02:36:30 Get out of here.
02:36:30 I was just back from Ecuador and I got tested for, you know, Giardia stuff.
02:36:36 Hold on, pause.
02:36:37 We're going to cut this out.
02:36:38 We're back.
02:36:38 We're back.
02:36:40 So I got tested for everything and they tested your blood pressure for, like, my knees or something like that.
02:36:43 They're like, you're fine.
02:36:45 A week later.
02:36:46 After checking this person into an incitus, they're like, Hey, dude, your stress is crazy.
02:36:50 Your blood pressure is sky high.
02:36:52 And I'm like, Wait, I got tested last week and it was fine.
02:36:55 And they go, Is there anything stressing you?
02:36:56 I'm like, Yeah. 0.98
02:36:58 Yeah, fucking 151 somebody or whatever it's called. 0.99
02:37:02 Oh, 5150. 0.99
02:37:03 Yeah.
02:37:04 And I was like, Yeah, it's probably that.
02:37:07 Jesus Christ.
02:37:08 Is she all right?
02:37:09 Yeah, she's fine now.
02:37:11 Hey, you're not supposed to say the gender.
02:37:13 Oh, sorry.
02:37:14 Gender is a construct. 0.99
02:37:15 Gender is a construct. 0.92
02:37:16 Are you a Nick? 1.00
02:37:16 I got a piss on my Sheemus. 1.00
02:37:19 I got Rogan on the piss front.
02:37:21 You didn't drink.
02:37:22 I'm drinking.
02:37:23 He's drinking.
02:37:23 You had two.
02:37:24 Three.
02:37:25 Oh, no.
02:37:26 What's this thing?
02:37:26 No, you didn't.
02:37:27 I'm on three.
02:37:27 Oh, it's here.
02:37:29 Yeah, look.
02:37:30 I got two shows today.
02:37:31 You've got nothing.
02:37:31 You've got all your drinks.
02:37:32 Two shows today.
02:37:35 Well, where were you last night?
02:37:35 All right.
02:37:35 A sip of it.
02:37:37 We could have used you.
02:37:39 I put in work before you got there that you could never imagine.
02:37:41 I got drunk yesterday, and I'm still going hard.
02:37:45 Yeah, you were wasted.
02:37:46 You're not going hard.
02:37:47 You have the night off.
02:37:49 I got two hour sessions.
02:37:50 You're going hard yesterday. 1.00
02:37:52 I fucked up. 0.99
02:37:52 I know. 0.99
02:37:53 I was going to be in bed by 12.
02:37:56 I want to go to Skankfest.
02:37:58 I'm flying tonight.
02:37:59 Holy hell.
02:38:00 What time?
02:38:02 9 55 flight.
02:38:03 Skankfest.
02:38:04 Catch your last minute toast.
02:38:05 You'll be nice and toasty on the plane.
02:38:07 I'll be nice.
02:38:08 Be with O'Neill. 1.00
02:38:09 Hey, Nutchick.
02:38:11 Nutchick, O'Neill.
02:38:11 That's fun.
02:38:12 I looked at Shane.
02:38:13 We had this party.
02:38:14 I threw a party at his house.
02:38:15 I mean, party's generous.
02:38:16 Literally nobody showed up.
02:38:18 It was just the remnants, not even all of his podcasts, the remnants of his podcast.
02:38:23 I'm like, Bro, are we not popular?
02:38:23 And I looked at Shane.
02:38:27 No one came to our party.
02:38:28 Do you ever worry about the fame level?
02:38:31 Yeah.
02:38:32 You gotta.
02:38:32 Nonstop.
02:38:34 Okay.
02:38:35 Yeah, how could you not?
02:38:36 Yeah.
02:38:37 Worrying, what do you worry about?
02:38:38 I don't worry about it as much as it's just a reality.
02:38:41 Like, you go outside.
02:38:43 Everybody knows you.
02:38:44 Second, you walk outside.
02:38:45 That is one good thing about England.
02:38:47 Kind of nobody knows me.
02:38:49 Well, that's awesome.
02:38:49 I don't think you were famous here.
02:38:51 It was annoying.
02:38:52 Orchard Street, that was bad.
02:38:53 Come on.
02:38:54 Yeah.
02:38:55 All right, relax, dude.
02:38:56 No, I'm not you.
02:38:57 What do you mean?
02:38:59 He goes, All right, relax.
02:38:59 I'm back, baby.
02:39:00 You always said it.
02:39:02 What I missed.
02:39:04 He was like, Is it weird being famous?
02:39:05 I'm like, I mean, yeah, he was like, How often do you think about it?
02:39:09 You can't help but think about it every day because if you walk outside.
02:39:12 You guys can't go outside.
02:39:13 Like, you forget about it, and then you walk outside, and someone stares at you as soon as you walk outside. 1.00
02:39:16 You go, oh, shit. 1.00
02:39:17 I went to a farmer's market the other day by myself, and I got gay. 1.00
02:39:21 As soon as I got out of my car, I'm like, what am I doing? 1.00
02:39:23 You get weird.
02:39:24 Like, I'm around so many people.
02:39:26 And then everybody was cool.
02:39:27 But they're standing around.
02:39:28 The thing is, in real life versus the internet, real life, most people come up to me, and they're just friendly.
02:39:32 You just want to take a picture and say hi.
02:39:34 And I'm friendly, too, so it's easy. 0.99
02:39:36 You ever got any negative shit in real life? 0.99
02:39:38 Oh, wow. 1.00
02:39:38 Sure. 1.00
02:39:39 Yeah.
02:39:39 Like, what?
02:39:40 What do they say?
02:39:41 People get mad at you.
02:39:41 About what?
02:39:42 What do they say?
02:39:42 Oh, it's like usually Trump support or something like that, but it's nothing aggressive, you know?
02:39:48 Damn. 0.98
02:39:49 It's nothing terrible. 0.99
02:39:50 I get once in a while at a wedding or a bar mitzvah or something, I get like, what's up with your buddy Joe?
02:39:53 I'm like, which one do you mean?
02:39:55 What are you talking about specifically?
02:39:57 What are you angry about?
02:39:58 There's narratives, and then there's a lot of it is people that don't really listen to you.
02:40:03 They just listen to a narrative about you or they listen to a clip.
02:40:06 They think there's a clip that comes out of context and then they make a distinct this is Hugh, this is who that guy is, this is what he represents.
02:40:13 Right.
02:40:13 And then a lot of people's eyes, I represent the right or the far right.
02:40:13 You know?
02:40:17 Which is, oh, wow.
02:40:18 There's also, we've talked about it before bad politics, good people.
02:40:21 Yes.
02:40:21 Bad people, good politics.
02:40:23 Where you're like, I want to defend them on their thing. 1.00
02:40:25 But they're shitty people. 1.00
02:40:26 They fuck their openers' exes. 1.00
02:40:27 100%. 1.00
02:40:27 And it's like, oh, so you're on the right side of things? 1.00
02:40:30 And people are like, oh, that's one of the reasons why.
02:40:32 I'm like, what do you mean?
02:40:32 I call out Joe.
02:40:34 The guy who saved my life literally twice?
02:40:37 What?
02:40:37 What are you talking about?
02:40:39 Yeah.
02:40:40 Wait, you saved his life? 0.99
02:40:41 Yeah, I was ready to fucking kill myself. 1.00
02:40:43 You should have had Joe's life. 1.00
02:40:44 I fucking blew it. 1.00
02:40:45 You blew it. 1.00
02:40:46 You blew it out. 1.00
02:40:47 Damn, I wouldn't have had that dumbass barbecue that I saw. 1.00
02:40:49 We could have had Hunter Biden in this place. 1.00
02:40:51 I'm just glad I'm sensitive to that shit. 1.00
02:40:54 That's my number one fear is missing someone who's going to kill themselves. 1.00
02:40:59 Yeah.
02:41:00 With my friends, because it's happened.
02:41:01 It happened with Bourdain.
02:41:04 Brody.
02:41:04 It happened with Brody.
02:41:05 It's happened with a few friends where you don't know until it's too late.
02:41:09 I would have never thought Bourdain was going to kill himself.
02:41:12 When he killed himself, it was just one of those things. 0.99
02:41:16 It was like, God damn it. 0.99
02:41:18 Because it's one of those ones where you're like, I fucking think if I was there, I could have stopped that. 0.99
02:41:23 And there's a few of those. 0.90
02:41:25 I don't know if I got to stop Brody because Brody was like, Brody had real struggles.
02:41:30 Brody was like, I went off my meds and it's like, are you sure?
02:41:33 And you take the word for it.
02:41:34 He had some heavy, heavy meds and he had some heavy problems.
02:41:39 Bourdain was not like that.
02:41:41 Bourdain did not have that problem.
02:41:44 It's not the same thing.
02:41:44 He just drank a lot and he liked to smoke weed.
02:41:47 Did he?
02:41:47 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:41:48 That lady on his head. 0.93
02:41:50 That was all that lady. 0.74
02:41:51 That lady.
02:41:52 I could tell you some stuff off the air. 1.00
02:41:55 I can tell you some stuff off the air that you don't even want to hear.
02:41:57 But that was what that was.
02:41:59 And it was like, I think people have something idealized in their head.
02:42:03 Like, this is my kind of woman. 0.57
02:42:05 She's wild and radical. 1.00
02:42:06 And you realize, that's a problem. 1.00
02:42:10 You want a nice lady. 0.99
02:42:11 You want a nice lady who's fun to be with, who's sweet and kind, who's smart. 0.99
02:42:17 You want someone who's kind. 0.98
02:42:17 That's what you want. 0.98
02:42:18 You don't want some wild, crazy bitch. 1.00
02:42:21 Like, that's fun for a little while. 1.00
02:42:23 But after a while, you're like, oh, you just sabotage everything that you find.
02:42:28 You sabotage your life.
02:42:29 Right.
02:42:30 And you sabotage my life.
02:42:32 Ah, and his daughter. 1.00
02:42:33 His daughter got fucked. 1.00
02:42:34 Yeah, but I think it's also, it goes the same way for ladies. 1.00
02:42:38 Oh, yeah. 0.68
02:42:38 How do you say? 0.68
02:42:39 He's just a fucking normal, nice dude that's cool. 0.99
02:42:43 Right. 0.99
02:42:43 You don't want a guy that's like, I'm a rock star, baby. 0.99
02:42:45 Right.
02:42:46 That guy's good.
02:42:46 I like him.
02:42:47 And then you get Chris Brown.
02:42:48 That's not cool.
02:42:49 Face tattoos.
02:42:51 Yeah, and get hard.
02:42:52 Just got out of jail.
02:42:53 I just kept getting hard every time I put my hands on it.
02:42:57 What does it mean?
02:42:58 When he was asking me that, I was like, there were so many intense moments.
02:43:01 I love that.
02:43:01 You're just like, what?
02:43:03 I don't know.
02:43:04 I don't have that problem.
02:43:05 I'm like, where am I going with this?
02:43:07 I never fought a lot.
02:43:07 That's why I do stand up.
02:43:08 When I was fighting.
02:43:10 If I hurt people when I was fighting, it always felt weird.
02:43:13 It never felt good.
02:43:14 It always felt weird. 0.95
02:43:15 Yeah, to actually hurt someone, that sucks. 0.66
02:43:17 Football, you hit someone and you're like, nice. 0.94
02:43:17 Oh, yeah. 0.94
02:43:20 And then when they stay down, you're like, ah, shit. 1.00
02:43:22 Sure. 0.99
02:43:23 It's a bone or a leg.
02:43:25 I was with Thiesman this weekend.
02:43:26 No way.
02:43:27 Thiesman?
02:43:28 Yeah.
02:43:29 At Notre Dame.
02:43:30 How's he doing?
02:43:31 He's doing well.
02:43:31 He walks fine.
02:43:32 He's the man.
02:43:32 He's the man.
02:43:34 That's good, man.
02:43:34 That break was crazy.
02:43:36 So we were at Notre Dame, Miami.
02:43:38 That break was crazy.
02:43:39 Me and Phil.
02:43:40 I took my dad to Notre Dame, Miami this weekend.
02:43:43 And then we were up in a suite at Notre Dame where they had us with like the Notre Dame legends.
02:43:49 So it was like Joe Montana, Tim Brown, Ricky Waters, all these guys.
02:43:54 And Phil, Phil's the only guy, it's a suite.
02:43:56 So it's like, you've been a suite at a Texas game.
02:43:59 It's like, you're kind of fans.
02:44:00 It's kind of weird to scream in a suite.
02:44:03 You know what I mean?
02:44:03 Right.
02:44:04 Everyone's kind of just like, all right.
02:44:06 Phil's in there like, come on, get him. 1.00
02:44:08 Get that motherfucker. 1.00
02:44:09 Shit. 1.00
02:44:11 He's sitting shoulder to shoulder with Tim Brown. 1.00
02:44:13 And I'm standing behind him.
02:44:14 I'm like, dad, dad, dad. 1.00
02:44:16 You gotta shut the fuck up. 1.00
02:44:17 Well, he's on those peptides. 1.00
02:44:18 He's all juiced up.
02:44:19 He goes, I'm about to say something to Joe Montana.
02:44:22 I go, what are you going to say? 1.00
02:44:23 Do not say a fucking word to Joe Montana. 1.00
02:44:26 And every time Joe walked by, I could see my dad, like, ah, one more time. 1.00
02:44:31 And I was like, dude, please stop.
02:44:33 Then the best part was the game ends.
02:44:36 The what?
02:44:37 Notre Dame beats Miami.
02:44:38 The game ends.
02:44:39 Game ends.
02:44:40 And.
02:44:41 Oh, the game ends.
02:44:42 I was like, who are the game men?
02:44:45 And then the game ends come out.
02:44:47 No. 0.99
02:44:48 The game ends, and Phil goes, Imagine the fucking, you know what? 0.96
02:44:53 Instagram has those translations at the bottom. 0.95
02:44:55 And then they came out.
02:44:57 But Phil was like, all right, Shane, no name won.
02:45:00 Let's go down to the locker room.
02:45:02 What?
02:45:03 And he was like, Coach Freeman's going to want to see me. 0.99
02:45:06 Phil, Phil, sit the fuck down. 0.99
02:45:11 He was, yo, my dad was on a mad one this weekend. 0.99
02:45:17 Me and O'Connor got there on Thursday.
02:45:19 Phil was already at the house.
02:45:20 Phil had been to the casino twice already.
02:45:25 Wow.
02:45:25 He went, left, went back.
02:45:27 Then we go.
02:45:28 It's me, Chris, and Phil in his living room.
02:45:32 And Phil's like, What do you guys want to just sit here? 0.76
02:45:35 I'm not just driving out here to just fucking hang out.
02:45:37 I'm like, Okay, what do you want to do? 0.83
02:45:39 He's like, I don't know.
02:45:39 Let's go, Phil.
02:45:40 And I looked at Chris and I was like, Dude, if we say the word casino, Phil is going to pop his head up like a dog when you say walk to somebody else.
02:45:40 I don't care.
02:45:48 And I was like, Watch this.
02:45:48 Right.
02:45:49 Me and Chris were sitting in the kitchen.
02:45:50 Phil's in the living room.
02:45:52 I was like, or we could go to the casino.
02:45:53 You see my dad go, what?
02:45:56 He scratches the door.
02:45:57 He's like, I'll go for the third time today.
02:45:59 Phil, you can't go to the casino three times. 1.00
02:46:02 What a dick. 1.00
02:46:02 My dad's a nerd. 1.00
02:46:03 This is crazy.
02:46:04 No, it's one of my finest compliments as I was with you and he called or something.
02:46:08 He'd go, I'm here with Aurora Schafer.
02:46:10 What did he say? 1.00
02:46:11 He was like, Oh, that guy's a lunatic. 0.99
02:46:13 Oh, really? 1.00
02:46:14 Phil's an animal. 0.58
02:46:16 So, wait. 1.00
02:46:16 Does he ever go, like, Holy shit, son. 1.00
02:46:18 Look at this dream you've given me. 1.00
02:46:20 All these fucking games, sweets. 1.00
02:46:22 It's very rare at the very end. 1.00
02:46:24 I have to make fun of him for it.
02:46:26 Did he give you?
02:46:27 At the very end, I go, Do you say thank you?
02:46:30 Yes. 1.00
02:46:31 I fuck with him. 1.00
02:46:32 But I know he loves it. 1.00
02:46:33 I hope so.
02:46:34 No, I'm certain he means it. 1.00
02:46:35 He wears a fucking tires hat. 1.00
02:46:37 And then he's like, Shane, your little show sucks. 1.00
02:46:37 All right, good. 1.00
02:46:42 And he's wearing a tires hat.
02:46:44 Because you and your friends, your show's not that good.
02:46:49 And then he's behind my back, he's going, I'm proud of him.
02:46:52 I know how he is.
02:46:53 Well, that's why you're so funny.
02:46:55 Like growing up in that environment.
02:46:56 Look how mad he is.
02:46:59 He's got two hats.
02:47:01 He's got two hats over the Super Bowl.
02:47:02 He's like David Hattell with the hats.
02:47:04 The double hats.
02:47:05 He's in the game. 0.53
02:47:06 What's Dave with the do rag?
02:47:08 The do rag with the hat?
02:47:10 What?
02:47:10 It's like his outfit.
02:47:11 Double hat.
02:47:12 Double hat, double jacket.
02:47:13 He wants to keep his head warm.
02:47:14 And he does a hoodie with a hoodie over it.
02:47:16 It's wild.
02:47:18 It's crazy when people go with double where there's no double allowed.
02:47:21 Or Washington.
02:47:22 The double glasses.
02:47:23 Oh, yeah.
02:47:23 Appreciate that guy while he's here.
02:47:25 He is the fucking man. 0.99
02:47:26 He's the funniest man. 1.00
02:47:27 The best comic in the world.
02:47:28 I think he's the best comic alive.
02:47:29 When I saw him at the mothership, I'm like, oh my God, he's a wizard.
02:47:33 Like, he's a hypnotist. 0.74
02:47:33 The goat. 0.74
02:47:35 Like, there's something about his delivery and his timing.
02:47:38 It's so contagious.
02:47:40 That's nice.
02:47:41 Nice hair.
02:47:42 That's me.
02:47:43 The best is just the Disdain he has sometimes for those seller crowds.
02:47:47 Yes.
02:47:47 How good is that?
02:47:47 Yeah.
02:47:48 When he's banging the mic, he comes in.
02:47:50 He gets all the same logo.
02:47:52 He gets those people that go to high five.
02:47:53 It's, yeah, yeah.
02:47:55 He's mocking them.
02:47:56 I saw him get lit early, I guess, and he went, oh, really?
02:48:00 Oh, really?
02:48:01 And the guy's like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
02:48:03 He has a way to cut you to the bone.
02:48:04 He's so good at finding the thing.
02:48:06 You know, you're like, hey, Dave, what are you doing later?
02:48:08 He's like, what are we doing?
02:48:09 A podcast?
02:48:10 You're like, all right, sorry.
02:48:11 You can only watch him downstairs at the cellar through the reception.
02:48:15 Reflection through, otherwise, he calls you in to make fun of you.
02:48:17 Well, the other thing he does is he does his set and then he brings all the other comics on stage and he roasts them. 0.99
02:48:22 He just talks shit, and poor Ian just gets obliterated every night. 1.00
02:48:26 He's a bottom. 1.00
02:48:27 He loves it.
02:48:28 He loves it.
02:48:29 He's taking it in the pool. 1.00
02:48:30 He's a fucking sporos. 1.00
02:48:31 He's a sporos. 1.00
02:48:32 He's a sporos.
02:48:34 Come catcher.
02:48:35 You heard what he said to Lev?
02:48:37 What?
02:48:38 Lev was this big, kind of chunky. 0.97
02:48:40 He's a fat guy. 0.98
02:48:41 He's fat, obese, yeah. 0.98
02:48:42 And he got to the cellar, and so he was new there, so he was watching Dave as you do. 0.91
02:48:47 And Dave's like, love, you ever do any drugs?
02:48:49 And he goes, oh, yeah, a little Coke, a little Molly.
02:48:51 And Dave goes, everything but Ozempic.
02:48:56 Off the dome.
02:48:57 It's always off the dome.
02:48:58 It's impressive.
02:48:59 He walks through to the bath dome and he instantly lights you up with well written stuff.
02:49:03 You're like, you didn't know I was coming in tonight.
02:49:03 I know.
02:49:05 Yeah.
02:49:06 He's one of the few guys that got better when he got sober.
02:49:08 It was weird.
02:49:09 Yeah.
02:49:09 Yeah.
02:49:10 Yeah.
02:49:10 Very few.
02:49:11 Because he was great drunk, but was a little disorganized by the end.
02:49:11 Yeah.
02:49:16 It was rough.
02:49:16 Yeah.
02:49:17 But got sober and then just ramped up.
02:49:21 This is quite a while.
02:49:22 He's been sober for 20 years, right?
02:49:24 You ever drank?
02:49:25 Oh, 15, maybe 10.
02:49:27 I remember how tough it just got to be.
02:49:28 You never drank with him.
02:49:30 The last time I saw him drunk was at the improv, and the place was closing up.
02:49:35 I was leaving, and he was asking me about an after hours party.
02:49:38 Oh, hell yeah.
02:49:39 That's hilarious.
02:49:39 Insomniac was out, and he goes, Do your show, then start.
02:49:41 Simone opened for him once, and he goes, Let's go to the bar.
02:49:45 And he just goes, Line him up.
02:49:47 Like whiskey.
02:49:47 Just line him up.
02:49:49 Let's get going.
02:49:50 Yeah, we're lucky he's alive.
02:49:51 Yeah. 0.81
02:49:52 List opened for him years ago when he was drinking, and List's like, Oh, I'm going to drink this old man out of the table.
02:49:56 And then two hours in, he's like, I got to go home.
02:49:58 This is crazy.
02:49:59 Segura said it was one of his biggest drives, he opened for him somewhere before he moved to LA.
02:50:05 And then the next year, Dave was like, That guy's good.
02:50:07 Get that guy again.
02:50:08 I remember him.
02:50:08 He still cares about comics.
02:50:10 Oh, he cares about comics.
02:50:11 And he loves comics.
02:50:12 Segura was like, Let me do my best jokes, which was with the same jokes.
02:50:14 And so Atel goes, So you're not like trying to actually do this?
02:50:18 No, he said you want to be an actor.
02:50:20 Yeah, yeah.
02:50:21 You're just doing the same jokes?
02:50:21 And he goes, What?
02:50:22 It's been a year.
02:50:24 And he's like, ah, he said he heard him so bad that he's like, I got to start writing.
02:50:27 Wow.
02:50:29 Tough love.
02:50:30 Tough love, yeah.
02:50:31 Need more of that in comedy.
02:50:33 Yeah, we do need a little checking every night.
02:50:34 Nothing wrong with that.
02:50:36 You bombed, let me know it. 0.59
02:50:38 It's good for you too. 1.00
02:50:39 It gets you going.
02:50:40 Like a good bombing is like fuel.
02:50:44 Oh, yeah. 0.88
02:50:44 Like it makes you go, I gotta get fucking seriously intense about this. 0.88
02:50:48 We're still waiting on Ari. 0.79
02:50:49 Nah, well, he's storing them up.
02:50:52 He's storing them up.
02:50:53 I'm ready to write one good joke in my life. 0.96
02:50:55 He's a bombing camel right now. 0.99
02:50:57 He's got a hump on his back.
02:50:59 Nobody could survive this long out there. 0.99
02:51:02 He's storing all that water in fucking 40 days. 0.99
02:51:05 He's coming. 0.99
02:51:06 He stored all this bomb energy. 1.00
02:51:09 Desert Jew. 1.00
02:51:10 You can ride it out. 1.00
02:51:11 I can ride it out for a while, but it's coming to the end.
02:51:13 I got to write a joke.
02:51:15 How about you just get out of the country? 1.00
02:51:16 Come back to America.
02:51:18 Come to America where it's nice.
02:51:20 Spurs are going to the Europas.
02:51:20 I can't.
02:51:22 What does that mean? 1.00
02:51:22 Oh, shit. 1.00
02:51:23 Means my team is going. 1.00
02:51:25 Spurs?
02:51:26 San Antonio?
02:51:26 What is that?
02:51:27 Tottenham is making it to the second highest Champions League in Europe.
02:51:32 What game is this?
02:51:33 Soccer.
02:51:35 He just got into it.
02:51:36 Yeah.
02:51:37 So he's a casual, like a very casual fan.
02:51:37 Oh.
02:51:40 He's like, he's a casual fan.
02:51:40 He tries to talk to me.
02:51:41 He didn't know.
02:51:42 Vanderbilt.
02:51:43 He's like one of those new UFC fans.
02:51:45 I was a gay soccer fan.
02:51:46 Oh, you were for how long?
02:51:47 I've been a gay soccer fan my whole life. 1.00
02:51:48 He has the third worst team in the league. 1.00
02:51:50 That's his fan base.
02:51:51 They fired their coach at a campus.
02:51:52 I've been a gay soccer fan. 0.92
02:51:54 Manchester United is not good. 0.99
02:51:56 They're terrible.
02:51:57 I thought they were the one that picked up.
02:51:59 That's right.
02:52:00 You didn't kind of check in.
02:52:01 They were.
02:52:02 They've been terrible.
02:52:02 Newcastle.
02:52:03 What happened?
02:52:05 They fired, well, Sir Alex Ferguson retired, who was the greatest coach of all time.
02:52:12 And then they've done okay since, and then.
02:52:16 The last couple managers have been.
02:52:18 They just fired the manager today.
02:52:20 They fired Carrick today?
02:52:21 They're going to get that.
02:52:21 Yeah.
02:52:22 Carrick was a legend.
02:52:23 You guys are hilarious.
02:52:23 Carrick hoisted his football.
02:52:24 You know the name of the manager is a soccer player?
02:52:26 I took it.
02:52:27 Actually, it's coach.
02:52:28 He was a midfielder under Sir Alex Ferguson.
02:52:31 He played for Sir Alex Ferguson.
02:52:33 So then they picked him up.
02:52:34 They got the USA coach who's going to do it.
02:52:36 Oh, Jesus.
02:52:37 You're not saying football now, are you?
02:52:38 I am.
02:52:39 You are. 1.00
02:52:40 He's a complete coward. 1.00
02:52:40 I am. 1.00
02:52:41 Do you say crisps or chips when you talk to him?
02:52:44 I asked for chips and they won't give it to me.
02:52:47 So you've got to go, crisps.
02:52:49 Eventually, you learn that's the way to say it.
02:52:51 John Crisp.
02:52:52 Well, chips are like fries.
02:52:54 Fries.
02:52:55 Yeah.
02:52:55 And you go, fries.
02:52:56 They go, what?
02:52:57 I'm like, oh.
02:52:57 I'll tell you what, though.
02:52:58 They know how to make some fucking fish and chips over there. 0.99
02:53:01 Their fish and chips are so legit. 0.99
02:53:03 That's one thing that's missing in America.
02:53:05 There's not a whole lot of fish and chips.
02:53:06 They're late night fry shops.
02:53:09 Go.
02:53:09 Fish and chips are so legit.
02:53:11 There's no fish and chips truck in Austin.
02:53:13 Is there?
02:53:14 Maybe there is.
02:53:15 Is there a fish and chips truck?
02:53:16 Yeah.
02:53:17 Oh, yeah.
02:53:18 I'll tell you who's got good fish and chips when he has it is Dai Douai.
02:53:22 Do you know Daidu?
02:53:23 You ever eat a Daidu here?
02:53:24 Oh, it's a.
02:53:25 It's my friend Jesse's restaurant.
02:53:25 What's Daidu?
02:53:27 It's fucking phenomenal. 0.99
02:53:29 And he's got it set up where it's a lot of it is like wild game from Texas. 0.99
02:53:33 Like he has Nilgai and Nilgai ceviche and wild biscuits.
02:53:37 I don't know any of this.
02:53:39 Nilgai. 1.00
02:53:39 For Kai's sake. 1.00
02:53:41 I love a play on words.
02:53:42 That's a truck in Austin?
02:53:45 Oh, nice.
02:53:45 JV, why do you switch off as soon as we look at it?
02:53:48 JMo.
02:53:48 Yeah, where is it?
02:53:49 JMo, could you do me a kindness?
02:53:50 Because I'd like to bong a beer.
02:53:52 Could you toss up some Dan Hicks calling the U.S. Olympic team?
02:53:57 Dan Hicks is a very, very famous announcer that passed away.
02:54:02 Did you already pour it in there?
02:54:03 I did.
02:54:03 He poured it.
02:54:04 I washed it out a lot.
02:54:04 Okay, because the last one I saw.
02:54:06 Oh, boy.
02:54:07 I washed it out several times.
02:54:08 What was in there?
02:54:09 Mold.
02:54:09 Mold.
02:54:10 Nice.
02:54:11 I washed it out.
02:54:11 That's where penicillin comes from.
02:54:13 Yeah.
02:54:13 It's good for you.
02:54:14 It's good for you.
02:54:14 I didn't know that.
02:54:15 I washed it out about four times over the summer.
02:54:15 It's blue cheese.
02:54:17 Which one do you want?
02:54:18 The Olympics?
02:54:18 Give me the Olympics.
02:54:19 Dry-aged meat.
02:54:20 Yeah.
02:54:21 Yeah.
02:54:21 Gears.
02:54:22 I'm going to hate.
02:54:24 Dry-aged meat is mold?
02:54:25 There's supposedly a Brooklyn UFC coming up soon.
02:54:28 Oh, boy.
02:54:29 I need you to come back to America, and we need to go to Peter Luger's.
02:54:32 I'm in.
02:54:32 Let's do it.
02:54:32 Let's do it.
02:54:33 Let's do it.
02:54:34 It's been a while.
02:54:34 At Barclays Center?
02:54:35 It's going to be at the Barclays.
02:54:36 I don't know how you win.
02:54:38 I don't think it's been announced, but once it gets announced.
02:54:40 Are they going to England?
02:54:42 Huh?
02:54:42 Are they going to England?
02:54:43 They're always going to England.
02:54:43 UFC?
02:54:44 They're everywhere.
02:54:45 It's everywhere.
02:54:45 All right.
02:54:46 It's all over the world.
02:54:47 Hit me up for that.
02:54:48 I live a block away from Barclays.
02:54:49 Go.
02:54:50 Hopefully not on the road that time.
02:54:52 Let's go.
02:54:53 We got to eat at Peter Luger's house.
02:54:55 Tell me where to eat.
02:54:55 I'll eat.
02:54:56 I love Peter Luger's.
02:54:57 Boys, so Hicks died today.
02:54:57 Okay.
02:55:00 He's an iconic announcer.
02:55:03 This is one of his best calls.
02:55:04 Great sports moment in American history.
02:55:06 Perfect to bong a beer to.
02:55:07 Let me hear this. 0.98
02:55:10 J Mo? 0.98
02:55:11 No, no, no. 0.95
02:55:12 Start from the top.
02:55:14 Does it go louder?
02:55:15 He's a swimming announcer?
02:55:17 Does it go any louder?
02:55:19 This is wonderful.
02:55:21 What the hell's going on in this world?
02:55:23 Spitz.
02:55:25 Oh, there's Leah Thomas. 1.00
02:55:31 Fuck the French. 1.00
02:55:36 Listen to these motherfuckers talking shit. 1.00
02:55:40 Alain Bernard. 1.00
02:55:41 Fuck you, homo. 1.00
02:55:42 Hold on, listen, listen, listen what he says. 1.00
02:55:45 Where's France now? 1.00
02:55:46 God damn it. 1.00
02:55:49 We're gonna smash Americans. 1.00
02:55:51 Look at that nose. 1.00
02:55:54 Sponks and bitches. 1.00
02:55:55 Look at his duck and. 1.00
02:55:57 Sponk it.
02:55:58 Look at that guy, he's kind of poopy looking.
02:56:02 It's an AI nose.
02:56:13 Big RE.
02:56:16 Toss another one in there for Joe and the boys.
02:56:23 Is this last year?
02:56:24 No, this is Beijing, but you've got to hear the call.
02:56:26 It's wonderful.
02:56:28 This is post Phelps.
02:56:31 No, this is Phelps.
02:56:32 Oh, hell yeah.
02:56:32 This is 08.
02:56:34 This is France dominating us right now. 0.97
02:56:37 Look at the world record. 0.99
02:56:39 Phelps is not in yet.
02:56:40 He already raised.
02:56:42 He's already in.
02:56:43 This is the end right here.
02:56:45 Silver medal, Joseph.
02:56:47 Australia is in bronze territory right now, but Lizak is close.
02:56:51 Lizak. 0.57
02:56:58 You're up.
02:57:00 Oh, you're up, dog.
02:57:02 Guys, listen to Cole.
02:57:03 Hand beer.
02:57:09 Game out.
02:57:10 We did it.
02:57:12 Thank you.
02:57:13 Oh, Bud Light.
02:57:14 All right.
02:57:16 It was exciting and exhilarating.
02:57:16 You guys missed it.
02:57:18 Wow.
02:57:19 I think you had to be there.
02:57:21 No way.
02:57:22 That was rules.
02:57:22 That?
02:57:23 That's electric.
02:57:24 It's pretty cool.
02:57:25 However, they're just swimming.
02:57:26 You ever see Phelps' diet?
02:57:28 No, it's electric, dude.
02:57:30 Sports in general.
02:57:31 That's beautiful.
02:57:31 You want to think the greatest call of all time?
02:57:33 Yeah.
02:57:33 John Annick.
02:57:35 What?
02:57:36 Okay.
02:57:36 The fighter?
02:57:37 Yeah.
02:57:37 Go to Kamaro Usman versus Leon Edwards.
02:57:42 Oh.
02:57:42 And this is in Salt Lake City.
02:57:44 Is this a different cloth? 0.97
02:57:45 Yeah.
02:57:46 He's not from that cloth?
02:57:47 Leon Edwards getting dominated for four rounds.
02:57:49 Yes.
02:57:50 And DC says something about he could just resign.
02:57:53 You know, he could just like accept the fact that he's losing.
02:57:56 And John Annick says, but that is not the cloth from which he is cut.
02:57:59 And then boom, he lands a helmet and knocks Usman out.
02:58:03 It's the greatest call.
02:58:04 In the history of sports.
02:58:05 Let's see it.
02:58:06 Any sport.
02:58:06 Let's see it.
02:58:06 Period.
02:58:08 Literally any sport.
02:58:10 Headshot bang.
02:58:11 Headshot bang.
02:58:12 And then he says, Look at me now.
02:58:12 Yeah.
02:58:14 He does the post fight interviews. 1.00
02:58:16 And Grady tosses in Rocky with the fucking. 0.99
02:58:19 Yeah, you got to pull this out of the fire, son. 1.00
02:58:19 Yes. 1.00
02:58:21 Yes.
02:58:22 Oh.
02:58:23 His hands are very fast.
02:58:24 He's just got to open up.
02:58:26 Is this their first time?
02:58:27 We can't hear it.
02:58:28 Can't hear it, Jamie.
02:58:29 Can't hear it.
02:58:30 I can't hear any talking.
02:58:32 We couldn't hear it on the swimming, which did diminish it.
02:58:34 I couldn't hear it.
02:58:35 No, they're talking, Jamie.
02:58:36 No, I can hear it, but for some reason you can't.
02:58:39 Jamie.
02:58:39 That's weird.
02:58:40 All I hear is crowd noise.
02:58:41 I understand.
02:58:42 It has the sound split left and right.
02:58:44 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:58:45 Is this the rematch or the original?
02:58:46 Sound split left and right?
02:58:47 What does that mean?
02:58:48 It has the sound split weird for some reason.
02:58:50 It's an editing thing.
02:58:50 I don't know.
02:58:51 Yeah.
02:58:53 No, back off, back off, back off.
02:58:55 Yeah, he knows.
02:58:56 Stop the cloth from which he has cut it. 0.97
02:58:57 That is a degenerate.
02:59:10 Oh, look at the original.
02:59:24 That's exciting stuff.
02:59:26 Your new Walter Weight Champion!
02:59:30 I love that.
02:59:31 That's a meme.
02:59:34 It was insane.
02:59:34 That was insane.
02:59:36 Do you ever see the one?
02:59:38 I was there.
02:59:39 It was somebody got a roundhouse kick on somebody, and you see him fall, like freeze up.
02:59:43 Terry Eddam.
02:59:44 As I go up, going, no, like, human suffering.
02:59:47 Edson Barboza versus Terry Eddam.
02:59:49 Edson Barboza.
02:59:49 That was similar to that, because Mike Goldberg was saying, What does he have to do?
02:59:53 I said, He's got to take more chances.
02:59:55 But if he does, he has the risk of being knocked out.
02:59:58 And then he got wheel kicked in the head right at that moment.
03:00:01 I'm right behind it, going, no.
03:00:03 Edson Barbosa versus Terry Edom.
03:00:05 It is one of the worst knockouts ever because Terry Edom was never the same again.
03:00:09 And I don't even know if he ever fought again.
03:00:11 But it was one of those knockouts where you're like, you're not coming back from this.
03:00:15 Because there's something about a wheel kick in particular where it's the force of your whole body swinging your leg around like a baseball bat, and then you're connecting with your heel into someone's head. 0.99
03:00:26 It's a horrific fucking kick. 0.97
03:00:29 And when it lands, dudes just go out into the shadow realm. 1.00
03:00:33 Like you're gone forever.
03:00:34 Freezed up.
03:00:35 So give me some volume.
03:00:35 Yeah.
03:00:36 It really poses the question.
03:00:38 What do you want to do?
03:00:39 Do you want to take a chance?
03:00:41 Go risk it.
03:00:41 Knocked out.
03:00:42 Oh, my God.
03:00:43 Knocked out.
03:00:44 Yeah.
03:00:44 Like literally right there.
03:00:45 Knocked out.
03:00:46 He's still tense.
03:00:47 Watch that again.
03:00:47 I'm to the left over there.
03:00:51 That's crazy.
03:00:52 This poor guy has to relive this all the time.
03:00:55 Show the kick again.
03:00:57 Show the kick again.
03:00:58 What do you want to do?
03:00:59 You want to take a chance and risk getting knocked out.
03:01:01 Almost looked like a miss.
03:01:02 That's a good call. 0.51
03:01:03 Crazy.
03:01:04 Not quite as good as the yellow shirt.
03:01:07 John Annix is better, but that's up there.
03:01:10 I think that's me with the yellow shirt.
03:01:11 There you were.
03:01:12 Yeah, I was there.
03:01:13 I was right behind it.
03:01:14 Whoa.
03:01:15 We'll see it here.
03:01:16 Hold on.
03:01:16 That's me.
03:01:17 That's me right there.
03:01:18 Yeah, look at me.
03:01:20 Still had a full head of hair ish.
03:01:21 Watch this.
03:01:23 Watch when he goes down.
03:01:24 Oh, he puts his hand over his mouth.
03:01:26 Oh, he stood up too.
03:01:28 Bro, it was so bad.
03:01:28 Oh, my God.
03:01:30 That kick is so hard.
03:01:32 There's so much force behind it.
03:01:34 And Edson Barboza was a master at it.
03:01:37 Oh, the temple.
03:01:38 Oh, it's so horrific.
03:01:40 Out.
03:01:40 Lights off.
03:01:41 You get caught clean with that.
03:01:42 There's so much force, man.
03:01:44 Oh, is that guy all right?
03:01:45 Have we checked in on that guy?
03:01:47 He was never the same.
03:01:47 No, no, no.
03:01:49 You know what a good call is?
03:01:50 Ward Gotti.
03:01:54 You know Ward Gotti.
03:01:55 Sure.
03:01:56 The gangster.
03:01:57 Who was the guy who called HBO Boxing?
03:01:59 Jim Lampley?
03:02:00 Yes.
03:02:01 Yeah.
03:02:02 When he's like, here we go.
03:02:03 Come on.
03:02:04 Throw hands.
03:02:05 Like, it's like.
03:02:06 Ward Gotti round nine in the first one.
03:02:10 Bro, those fights were crazy.
03:02:11 Ward Gotti were crazy.
03:02:13 Those fights were crazy.
03:02:14 I mean, do you believe in miracles also?
03:02:16 Of course, bro.
03:02:17 It's like an all-timer.
03:02:18 I know.
03:02:19 I'm trying to think. 0.78
03:02:19 USA beat Russia. 0.78
03:02:20 Oh, yeah.
03:02:21 Hockey.
03:02:21 Yeah, yeah.
03:02:21 They beat a movie about it.
03:02:22 That's an all-timer.
03:02:23 Georgia Tech beat Florida State.
03:02:24 The guy here, he's like, what a time to be alive.
03:02:27 Yeah.
03:02:28 I love when they're like, I don't care.
03:02:29 I'm a fan right now.
03:02:30 Yeah, just screaming.
03:02:31 I think the greatest post-fight speech ever in the history of sports is Israel Adesanya.
03:02:36 After he knocked out Alex Pereira.
03:02:38 He's like, I hope everybody gets to feel this.
03:02:41 Everybody, just if you get to feel this one time in your life, that was cool.
03:02:45 Oh, it was amazing.
03:02:47 And he asked me for the mic.
03:02:47 That was cool.
03:02:49 Yeah.
03:02:50 I was like, just give me the mic.
03:02:51 And you got to go.
03:02:52 You got to go.
03:02:52 He's like, come on, man.
03:02:53 Of course.
03:02:54 Of course.
03:02:54 Yeah.
03:02:55 And then when he finishes him and he fucking shoots the arrows into him when he's down on the ground. 0.99
03:03:00 Well, the best of those was that was BJ Penn. 0.99
03:03:00 Yeah. 0.99
03:03:04 Oh, licking his blood.
03:03:06 Ferocious BJ Penn.
03:03:07 Oh, my God. 1.00
03:03:08 I want to lick your blood. 1.00
03:03:09 That was when he released to come out. 0.99
03:03:11 That song crazy, you remember that?
03:03:13 I remember when we all know when I lost my mind.
03:03:18 Why you'll be Jay Penn back in the day.
03:03:22 People get tired of me saying this. 1.00
03:03:24 He was a motherfucker for like two years. 1.00
03:03:27 Nobody could beat him. 1.00
03:03:27 Hawaii, for sure. 1.00
03:03:29 He wanted to take on heavyweights because he felt they were disrespectful.
03:03:31 He fought heavyweights.
03:03:33 He fought Leota Machida as a heavyweight.
03:03:36 He was like 110 pounds.
03:03:38 155.
03:03:39 He fought at 155 pounds.
03:03:40 Did he beat there a little bit?
03:03:41 George said he fought at 10 pounds.
03:03:43 No, he didn't beat George.
03:03:44 No, I didn't beat him.
03:03:44 He didn't beat George.
03:03:45 George is too big.
03:03:46 George is too big and too skilled and too disciplined.
03:03:49 And it's like BJ wasn't really a welterweight, BJ was a lightweight.
03:03:53 He was 155 pounder.
03:03:55 Those guys are too big.
03:03:56 Those guys that.
03:03:57 George is a big guy, man.
03:03:59 The Java.
03:03:59 These.
03:04:00 I don't care. 1.00
03:04:00 They didn't give a fuck. 1.00
03:04:01 I want to teach them all this stuff. 1.00
03:04:02 They didn't give a fuck. 0.98
03:04:03 What's going on with BJ Penn now? 0.99
03:04:05 Uh oh.
03:04:06 Because I think.
03:04:08 Right?
03:04:08 Yeah.
03:04:09 What?
03:04:09 He's having a tough time.
03:04:11 I heard that too.
03:04:12 In what way?
03:04:13 They all have a tough time.
03:04:14 You can't get punched in the head for years and years and years and not have problems.
03:04:18 You can't.
03:04:20 Everybody who gets punched in the head for long periods of time has problems.
03:04:24 Yeah, Brendan Schaap.
03:04:25 Period.
03:04:25 But he's doing better.
03:04:27 But he got out at the right time.
03:04:30 He got out at the right time.
03:04:31 If you stay in, it's even worse.
03:04:33 You can still kind of take a punch, and so you still don't fight.
03:04:37 Genuinely, I don't know about PJ Penny.
03:04:39 He's been arrested a few times.
03:04:40 No.
03:04:41 I didn't know that.
03:04:42 Last time I. 0.98
03:04:44 He thinks his mother's an imposter.
03:04:46 He thinks his brother's an imposter.
03:04:48 Yeah, he thinks that they've been replaced.
03:04:50 Holy moly.
03:04:51 But have they?
03:04:53 Maybe.
03:04:54 Imagine.
03:04:54 Imagine we're saying it's brain damage, but it's really just the CIA and aliens.
03:04:58 Aliens have replaced his family.
03:05:00 You should believe me. 1.00
03:05:01 Can we pull up the Tony Hawk 900 if we want to get really, really gay? 0.99
03:05:05 I mean, we're talking about calls. 0.92
03:05:07 That's a call.
03:05:07 Can I get.
03:05:08 That's a call.
03:05:08 Give me one.
03:05:08 Wait, wait.
03:05:09 We're going to get.
03:05:11 The first guy to ever do a 900.
03:05:13 It was an impossible task.
03:05:14 It was an incredible call.
03:05:15 I saw it in a sleepover.
03:05:16 It was the X game.
03:05:17 It was like 13.
03:05:18 It was unbelievable.
03:05:18 He didn't know he was going to break it out.
03:05:20 He knew he could land them.
03:05:20 Yeah.
03:05:22 Yeah.
03:05:22 Yeah.
03:05:22 900's a great one.
03:05:23 You know what's a crazy thing is after that, like 12 year old boys are doing it.
03:05:26 Yeah.
03:05:27 Once you see it done, it's like Roger Bannister.
03:05:27 It's great.
03:05:29 Dude, I went to his ramp or whatever.
03:05:32 Me and Brandon and Neil.
03:05:34 And he's like, Stay, this is the top two of the top three skaters in the world.
03:05:37 Like, oh my God, you're right there.
03:05:38 There's a couch right there.
03:05:39 Woodward.
03:05:40 What?
03:05:41 Oh, I know Woodward.
03:05:42 Woodward's.
03:05:42 That's PA.
03:05:45 And yeah, and he's like, There's a 12 year old.
03:05:47 She's not heavy enough to land this yet.
03:05:49 Yeah. 1.00
03:05:49 She's got to gain a little weight and then she can do it. 1.00
03:05:51 But she's so frustrated because she's like, I only weigh 70 pounds. 0.73
03:05:54 I can't do the 900 yet.
03:05:56 The force. 0.99
03:05:57 God damn, I might do it. 1.00
03:05:58 1080. 0.99
03:06:03 Tell me it's weight.
03:06:03 I'm gonna really like a point of diminishing returns.
03:06:07 All right, here we go.
03:06:08 Here's a good one.
03:06:09 How old was Tony Hawk by that?
03:06:11 Bucky Lassic.
03:06:12 Bucky Rules.
03:06:14 Before comedy.
03:06:14 Lassic surgery.
03:06:15 Heard everything.
03:06:16 How old do you think he is here?
03:06:17 Early 40s?
03:06:20 On TV, they got it captured.
03:06:21 If it weren't for you people, I would have never made that.
03:06:30 Thank you.
03:06:31 Thank you.
03:06:32 This is the best day of my life.
03:06:36 Are you kidding me?
03:06:37 He's got three kids.
03:06:38 Best day of my life.
03:06:40 I don't think he had the kids back then.
03:06:43 I don't know.
03:06:44 Wow, that's hilarious.
03:06:44 I think he did.
03:06:46 He's coming on the pod next week.
03:06:47 Really?
03:06:49 His son skates.
03:06:51 His son shreds.
03:06:52 Oh, wow.
03:06:53 His son is his son's name Mike.
03:06:56 The competition was over, but TV producers told Hawk to keep trying.
03:06:59 Wow.
03:07:00 He did 11 tries.
03:07:02 God, what a Beast, wow, that's a bummer.
03:07:07 Oh, it didn't count.
03:07:08 Well, it took a while, it still counts.
03:07:10 It's the first time anybody's ever done it.
03:07:12 Yeah, crazy.
03:07:14 Are you kidding, man?
03:07:15 I was 15.
03:07:16 I was a seven year old.
03:07:17 Do you remember during COVID, a seven year old doing it?
03:07:19 You'd be such a god, son.
03:07:21 No, I mean, it's just a.
03:07:22 What do you remember?
03:07:23 He broke the code.
03:07:24 Yeah. 0.88
03:07:24 Do you guys remember during COVID when they fucking put sand over all the skate parks in LA? 0.88
03:07:29 That's insane. 0.99
03:07:30 That's insane.
03:07:32 Kawakami.
03:07:32 Ima.
03:07:33 Look at this little kid.
03:07:35 Show that again.
03:07:35 Do that again.
03:07:36 I'm hard.
03:07:37 Look at this little kid.
03:07:38 The problem with skating is you do a trick and you videotape it, and within five months, 90 kids can do it.
03:07:44 Yep.
03:07:44 Right.
03:07:45 All right, J Moe. 0.86
03:07:45 Once I realize. 0.86
03:07:46 Once I realize.
03:07:46 Once I realize.
03:07:47 Can you get me the Kick Six with the Auburn radio call?
03:07:51 Kick six. 0.64
03:07:52 Kick six. 0.96
03:07:53 So, Alabama.
03:07:55 Alabama is the best college football team over and over again.
03:07:58 They're big and cheap.
03:07:59 They're always, whatever number of losses they have, they're the number one team.
03:08:03 It doesn't matter.
03:08:03 Are exactly, exactly.
03:08:05 I'm with you. 0.96
03:08:05 It's ridiculous. 0.96
03:08:06 This is England coming out of my head. 1.00
03:08:09 No, no, no, no.
03:08:11 Who are you?
03:08:12 Who are you? 0.89
03:08:13 Hold on, JMo. 1.00
03:08:13 Let me set the scene. 1.00
03:08:17 Alabama is the best team of all time.
03:08:19 Auburn is their arch rival.
03:08:21 They're not as great ever.
03:08:25 Alabama gets the balls out of bounds with one second left, and they go, It's a tie game. 0.98
03:08:30 Let's try to kick a deep field goal to win this.
03:08:33 No real risk.
03:08:33 No risk.
03:08:34 Now, in football, you can return a field goal.
03:08:37 If you look at that guy back there, you see that guy down here?
03:08:40 No reason it should be there.
03:08:41 Now, if this is the Auburn call, you're going to hear some Southern guys lose their minds.
03:08:45 I can't wait.
03:08:46 It's so good.
03:08:47 Well, I guess if this thing comes up short, he can field it and run it.
03:08:52 All right, here we go.
03:08:53 Oh, so they see it.
03:08:54 So it could happen.
03:08:55 56 yarder.
03:08:56 That's short.
03:08:57 He's got to.
03:08:58 He can stay.
03:08:59 He can stay.
03:09:00 He'll run it out to the 10, 15.
03:09:02 Oh, my God.
03:09:02 That is a good balance.
03:09:04 Wow.
03:09:04 Here goes Davis.
03:09:05 Oh, my God.
03:09:06 Davis is going to run it all the way back.
03:09:10 Armor's going to win the football game.
03:09:13 Armor's going to win the football game.
03:09:16 He ran the football game.
03:09:17 Wow.
03:09:18 I got chills.
03:09:19 That is insane.
03:09:19 That's insane.
03:09:21 He was right on the line.
03:09:23 That is insane.
03:09:24 We are the football guy.
03:09:25 All right.
03:09:26 Pull up the Will Smith sled.
03:09:27 What up, man?
03:09:28 Music City Miracle?
03:09:28 I'm dead.
03:09:29 Music City Miracle.
03:09:30 Fired up.
03:09:31 Music City Miracle.
03:09:33 Bring that up.
03:09:34 There's nothing better than sports highlights with your guys.
03:09:37 Yeah.
03:09:37 Bring up the Will Smith slap.
03:09:39 Oh, my God. 1.00
03:09:39 What about that fat Mexican guy who beat that boxing? 1.00
03:09:42 Yeah, Ruiz. 0.97
03:09:42 Ruiz. 0.97
03:09:43 Ruiz is a great moment.
03:09:44 They should have an announcer talking about the Will Smith slap.
03:09:47 That would be great. 0.97
03:09:52 It might have been the biggest L any celebrity's ever taken.
03:09:55 Yeah.
03:09:56 Yeah, maybe.
03:09:57 Magical season of the Harvey.
03:09:59 If they do, they need it now.
03:10:00 Frank Wychek, Kevin Dyson.
03:10:03 You get rid of that right now.
03:10:06 Did people move slower back then, or is this slow motion?
03:10:11 Why are they showing this in slow motion?
03:10:13 By the way, JMo, just as you and me are being friends, give me credit on the Y Check the Dyson.
03:10:13 Bad video.
03:10:23 That was a deep pull.
03:10:24 That was a good pull.
03:10:26 Can we get the Will Smith slap just for fun? 0.57
03:10:28 Let's do it.
03:10:28 Let's do it.
03:10:29 It's been a while since I've seen it.
03:10:30 Chris Rock took it.
03:10:31 It's been a while since I've seen it.
03:10:33 I was watching the Oscar.
03:10:34 And I saw it.
03:10:35 It was crazy.
03:10:36 Let's see it.
03:10:38 I didn't see Chris Rock's live Netflix special, but I heard he flubbed this bit.
03:10:43 He said he had one flub, and the video was going to be a little bit more.
03:10:47 I saw it afterwards.
03:10:48 I didn't see the live.
03:10:48 It was probably super emotional.
03:10:50 I opened for him on that.
03:10:51 Chris Rock.
03:10:54 And Wanda's a huge supporter of what? 0.94
03:10:57 Slapping people?
03:10:58 No.
03:10:59 No one's wearing a mask.
03:10:59 Chris Rock.
03:11:01 This is 2022?
03:11:05 Yeah.
03:11:06 Wow.
03:11:06 No one's wearing a mask.
03:11:07 That joke.
03:11:09 How nuts.
03:11:11 Denzel?
03:11:13 McBeth?
03:11:15 Loved it?
03:11:18 I love the part where it said, King Leon don't got nothing on me.
03:11:22 Nice.
03:11:25 Y'all gotta see it, it's really good.
03:11:27 You know who's got the hardest job tonight?
03:11:30 Javier Baudem and his wife are both nominated.
03:11:34 Now, if she loses, he can't win.
03:11:41 He is proud of Will Smith Wednesday.
03:11:44 I don't like the way he's talking about women right now.
03:11:46 I genuinely, I don't like the way he's joking about women.
03:11:51 Yeah, go the other way, Shane.
03:11:52 That's a good strategy.
03:11:53 I know, it's the funny way.
03:11:54 Here we go.
03:11:55 Wait, wait, wait.
03:11:56 Here it comes. 1.00
03:11:56 She's already mad. 1.00
03:11:57 Missed it.
03:11:58 I'm sorry.
03:11:58 G.I. Jane.
03:11:59 G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it.
03:12:01 All right?
03:12:02 That is such a nothing.
03:12:04 Look at him laughing.
03:12:05 And look at her face.
03:12:07 Back up. 1.00
03:12:08 That was a nice one.
03:12:10 Okay.
03:12:11 I'm out here.
03:12:12 That was a nice one.
03:12:17 Oh!
03:12:19 Wow.
03:12:20 You heard the thump. 0.99
03:12:22 Will Smith just smacked the shit out of me. 0.99
03:12:25 What a pro. 0.99
03:12:25 What a pro. 0.99
03:12:26 He had his hands behind his back.
03:12:27 No, but here's where it goes.
03:12:30 Wow, dude. 0.99
03:12:32 Look at that girl behind him. 1.00
03:12:33 It was a G.I. Jane jump. 1.00
03:12:35 Keep my wife's name out your fucking mouth. 1.00
03:12:40 I'm going to, okay? 1.00
03:12:43 Okay.
03:12:43 Wow.
03:12:47 That was the greatest night in the history of television.
03:12:51 Uncharted territory.
03:12:52 This is wild.
03:12:53 Okay.
03:12:55 So we are here.
03:12:56 And then he wins the Oscar.
03:12:58 Wow.
03:12:58 Yeah.
03:12:59 I think that second part got cut out because there's like the tape delay.
03:13:02 God, that's crazy.
03:13:04 God, that's crazy.
03:13:05 Because also he laughs.
03:13:06 That's so crazy.
03:13:07 And then he does it.
03:13:08 And Will's just like, here we go.
03:13:09 He's like, he's going to do a gap.
03:13:11 He's going to do a bit.
03:13:11 He's going to do it.
03:13:12 And he's like, hi, hi, hi.
03:13:13 And his hands were literally behind his back.
03:13:15 Yeah.
03:13:16 And he did like a royal slap.
03:13:18 It was like out of a old body.
03:13:19 Chris Robbins. 1.00
03:13:19 By the way, Will Smith is a fuck. 1.00
03:13:22 He works out. 1.00
03:13:23 He took it fine.
03:13:25 Well, he didn't hit him that hard.
03:13:27 Like, watch how he hits him.
03:13:28 Watch how he hits him.
03:13:29 Look at that, Chris Rock.
03:13:31 It's really not that interesting.
03:13:33 He played Ali. 1.00
03:13:34 Shut the fuck up. 1.00
03:13:35 I know, but that's a very. 1.00
03:13:36 Listen to who you're talking to and shut the fuck up. 0.99
03:13:38 That's not much of a slap. 1.00
03:13:38 Fair enough. 1.00
03:13:40 That's not much of a duel.
03:13:41 Like, his left leg is up in the air when he slaps.
03:13:45 That's a what?
03:13:46 Not even.
03:13:47 Nate D is what I kept both legs on the ground.
03:13:49 Just letting you know.
03:13:50 It was a slap. 1.00
03:13:51 They should do the slap thing for Dana White. 0.97
03:13:53 Oh, God. 1.00
03:13:54 It took it well.
03:13:55 I don't know.
03:13:55 He took it well.
03:13:56 Oh, he took it. 1.00
03:13:59 He was going to play it off until he said, Keep my wife's name out of your fucking mouth. 1.00
03:14:03 He wasn't even upset. 1.00
03:14:04 He thought it was silly.
03:14:06 He's like, It wasn't that hard of a slap.
03:14:09 Like, look, he's smiling.
03:14:11 His adrenaline got to him.
03:14:11 He's like, What?
03:14:13 But shouldn't that be true?
03:14:14 It's Will Smith's adrenaline got to him.
03:14:14 No, no, no.
03:14:16 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:14:16 That's what I mean.
03:14:17 Isn't that illegal, though?
03:14:18 He assaulted a guy.
03:14:19 That's a hit.
03:14:20 Yeah, but Chris didn't press charges.
03:14:22 Chris was like, There's no need to press charges. 1.00
03:14:24 But that, Keep my wife's name out of your fucking mouth is crazy. 1.00
03:14:27 It's also like he goes into the black speak. 1.00
03:14:30 Out your mouth. 1.00
03:14:32 I'm like, you don't talk that way. 0.83
03:14:33 Right.
03:14:34 You're like a well trained actor since you were 16.
03:14:36 Right.
03:14:37 You don't say out your mouth.
03:14:38 You're the Fresh Prince.
03:14:39 You're playing a role right now.
03:14:41 There's some fresh prints on his cheeks.
03:14:42 Sorry, I just got mad at you.
03:14:45 No delay.
03:14:48 Right in there.
03:14:49 Prince Norman, yes.
03:14:51 Oh, God, that's one of the weirdest moments in television.
03:14:53 So weird.
03:14:54 And then Chris Rock's tickets went through the roof.
03:14:56 They were like five grand a year.
03:14:58 And Will Smith has never really.
03:15:00 No, he hasn't recovered.
03:15:02 He's probably not. 1.00
03:15:03 Well, the thing is, fuck you. 1.00
03:15:04 Good. 1.00
03:15:05 He has a movie come out after a slave movie.
03:15:07 He got some backlash.
03:15:09 The problem is, you revealed something about yourself that is so fragile.
03:15:15 Oh, Jesus. 0.99
03:15:16 I knew the fucking UFO was going to go down. 1.00
03:15:20 You broke this. 1.00
03:15:20 I think you broke it. 1.00
03:15:24 He revealed something about himself.
03:15:25 That was my lamp all along.
03:15:27 I'm allowed to destroy it.
03:15:29 It's been promised to me.
03:15:31 All the silver.
03:15:33 I have 10% of that lamp.
03:15:35 But Will Smith, you've got to remember his wife was banging his son's.
03:15:40 Buddy. 0.62
03:15:40 That's so cool. 0.62
03:15:41 So he's going through a lot with that whole thing. 1.00
03:15:43 Every actor sucks. 0.99
03:15:47 What? 1.00
03:15:47 Yeah, they're all fucking Hollywood cunts. 1.00
03:15:49 That's like saying every comic sucks. 1.00
03:15:51 That's silly. 0.98
03:15:52 No, every comic rules. 0.74
03:15:52 You can make a pretty good argument. 0.74
03:15:54 There's a lot of good ones.
03:15:55 You can make a pretty good argument.
03:15:57 Cosby's not doing great. 0.96
03:15:58 They're all phony.
03:15:59 There's some cool actors.
03:16:01 I met Gary Sinise the other day.
03:16:02 He came and did the podcast. 0.99
03:16:03 That guy's cool as fuck. 1.00
03:16:04 He had his legs back? 0.99
03:16:05 It's not real.
03:16:06 It wasn't a movie.
03:16:07 What?
03:16:08 In real life, he walks off.
03:16:11 That dude's got legs.
03:16:13 Billy Bob seems cool. 0.99
03:16:14 Billy Bob's cool as fuck. 1.00
03:16:15 Billy Bob drinks blood. 0.99
03:16:16 Michael Douglas is cool.
03:16:17 There's a lot of people that are cool.
03:16:19 I didn't know that.
03:16:20 Bro, a lot of actors are cool.
03:16:22 There are a couple of them.
03:16:23 You know what?
03:16:23 Bang and Angelina.
03:16:24 Remarkably cool.
03:16:25 Ben Affleck and Matt Damon. 0.99
03:16:27 Those guys are cool as fuck. 0.99
03:16:28 That was a great app. 0.99
03:16:29 Ben Affleck seems like the main. 0.53
03:16:32 Just based on the cigarrots in him. 1.00
03:16:32 Yes. 1.00
03:16:34 Just like, fuck, I hate this movie. 1.00
03:16:37 Yeah. 1.00
03:16:39 See him getting in and out of a car with JLo and he's just like, Jesus.
03:16:44 That's the crazy way to open the door for her.
03:16:47 And then she went. 0.90
03:16:47 Yes. 0.90
03:16:50 You see that, you go, all right, that guy definitely rules.
03:16:52 Yeah, he gets it. 1.00
03:16:54 He's got tits there. 1.00
03:16:56 So you got some good old tits. 1.00
03:16:57 You go, that's my beard. 1.00
03:17:00 Look at that face, man.
03:17:01 That face is amazing.
03:17:04 He's made that face so many times.
03:17:06 I feel like it's a weird one because everyone turned on him, loved him, then turned on him, then loved him again.
03:17:11 Well, they turned on him.
03:17:12 Yeah.
03:17:13 And then when he did Argo, people were like, he's back.
03:17:15 We'd like him again.
03:17:16 You know who rules?
03:17:17 Casey Affleck.
03:17:18 Yeah.
03:17:18 Yeah.
03:17:19 Great actor.
03:17:19 He's cool.
03:17:20 You know who's really cool too?
03:17:20 Incredible.
03:17:21 Bradley Cooper. 1.00
03:17:22 Cool as fuck. 0.99
03:17:23 Super normal. 1.00
03:17:24 Bradley's a man.
03:17:25 Easy to hang out with.
03:17:26 Nobody's cooler than the Swingers guy.
03:17:30 Vince Vaughn.
03:17:31 God, that guy rules.
03:17:31 He's very cool.
03:17:32 He would always hang out at the comedy store. 0.96
03:17:34 He was so fucking funny. 0.98
03:17:35 Vince Vaughn. 0.94
03:17:36 You guys are talking about the only guys in Hollywood I actually know.
03:17:39 What about Russell Crowe? 1.00
03:17:40 Russell Crowe's a fucking man. 1.00
03:17:41 Russell Crowe's a fucking man. 1.00
03:17:42 He's a fucking man. 1.00
03:17:43 South Park's a fucking man. 1.00
03:17:46 Park's Russell Corot is so good. 1.00
03:17:48 What does he do?
03:17:48 We fight.
03:17:49 We chicken, chicken, fight.
03:17:49 We fight.
03:17:53 Russell's the man.
03:17:54 He's the man.
03:17:54 I love that guy to death.
03:17:56 He's the best.
03:17:57 There was a time where the owner of the comedy store, Mitzi, was going senile.
03:17:57 He's a fun guy to have.
03:18:01 She was going crazy.
03:18:03 And she would call the comedy store. 1.00
03:18:05 She goes, I've been taken hostage by Egyptians. 0.90
03:18:08 I'm in Egypt in a jail. 1.00
03:18:10 And we know you're down sunset.
03:18:12 But we had to whatever.
03:18:13 What? 0.79
03:18:14 She would call up and say, I've been taken hostage by Egyptians.
03:18:16 I'm in an Egyptian prison.
03:18:16 You've got to get me out of prison.
03:18:17 Do it in her voice.
03:18:19 Look at the picture. 0.95
03:18:19 That's her right there. 0.95
03:18:21 Oh, I am so in prison.
03:18:23 You gotta come save me, okay?
03:18:25 I'll give you a spots.
03:18:27 What?
03:18:28 She would really say she. 1.00
03:18:29 Dude, that's how she talked.
03:18:30 Well, she would talk like this.
03:18:32 Oh, I like. 0.76
03:18:33 She would poke Diaz's belly and she goes, pshh.
03:18:37 Like she's letting out of it. 0.95
03:18:38 Where is she from?
03:18:40 She's from Wisconsin. 0.99
03:18:42 What? 0.99
03:18:42 Yeah. 0.99
03:18:44 Yeah, warrior.
03:18:45 And then, anyway, so she was doing that.
03:18:48 I guess Vince Vaughn overheard a door guy taking a call and he would go up to the front and go, hey, listen. 0.96
03:18:55 You might hear a lot of talk about me fucking Mitzi in prison. 0.58
03:18:59 None of that's true. 0.99
03:19:01 She wanted it. 0.96
03:19:02 It was so fucking funny. 0.99
03:19:03 Like the guy from Swingers is fucking he's ripping off. 1.00
03:19:07 Is he killing us? 1.00
03:19:08 He's a Notre Dame fan.
03:19:09 He goes to Notre Dame games, and you'll see him and it'll be like, Come on, Shane, get up here, big guy.
03:19:13 You gotta watch the Irish.
03:19:15 It's Notre Dame football.
03:19:16 Come on.
03:19:17 And you're like, He is Vince Vaughn. 0.98
03:19:19 And you're just like, Damn, he's the coolest. 0.98
03:19:19 Oh, wow. 0.98
03:19:21 He's the coolest.
03:19:22 He's the coolest.
03:19:23 And then Bradley Cooper's my Eagles guy.
03:19:25 He texted me today.
03:19:26 He was like, Are you going to Eagles Steelers? 1.00
03:19:27 I was like, Fuck no, the Eagles blow. 1.00
03:19:29 Eagles blow. 1.00
03:19:30 I'm not going, I'm not supporting that.
03:19:32 They might win the division at six and a half.
03:19:33 See, so you've already gone back on what you said.
03:19:36 Some actors are cool.
03:19:37 I doubt.
03:19:38 We're searching to find cool ones.
03:19:40 There's a lot of cool ones.
03:19:41 It's a struggle. 1.00
03:19:41 There's mostly cunts. 1.00
03:19:42 There's a lot of phonies. 0.99
03:19:44 Well, you're going to L.A. 1.00
03:19:46 It's a cunt farm. 1.00
03:19:47 You got to fucking acclimate. 1.00
03:19:49 There's all these, you got to do auditions. 0.99
03:19:51 McConaughey, good, bro.
03:19:52 McConaughey's cool.
03:19:54 Dude, yeah.
03:19:56 There's a lot of them.
03:19:56 There's a lot of them.
03:19:57 McConaughey, Woody Harrelson is cool as fuck. 0.99
03:20:01 Yeah, Stoner. 0.99
03:20:02 McConaughey one time came in with Bon Jovi.
03:20:05 Miles Teller, elite, bro.
03:20:06 Johnny Depp. 1.00
03:20:07 Cool as fuck. 1.00
03:20:08 Johnny Depp, elite, bro. 1.00
03:20:10 I hung out with Johnny Depp at the comic store multiple times.
03:20:13 He's friends with Stanhope. 0.99
03:20:14 Cool as fuck. 0.98
03:20:15 He was in the back once with Stanhope on the back of the store, and Brody walked in, not expecting to see one of the top five actors of all time. 0.99
03:20:23 And he goes, Hi, everybody.
03:20:24 I'm Brody.
03:20:25 How are you doing, Brody Stevens?
03:20:29 Johnny Depp had a thing.
03:20:30 He's like, I guess he's been through this enough times.
03:20:31 He goes, Hi, I'm John.
03:20:32 Nice to meet you.
03:20:33 He goes, Johnny Depp.
03:20:36 Hangover one.
03:20:37 He was easy to hang out with.
03:20:39 Johnny was easy to hang out with.
03:20:40 It still is, I'm sure, but he's easy.
03:20:44 He's like a humble guy, like a genuinely nice, humble guy.
03:20:48 Easy to hang out with, man.
03:20:49 Like, easy.
03:20:50 Said he spent 30 grand a month on wine. 0.99
03:20:53 Also, when they were like, when they're doing that trial, they're like, shit, that's cool as hell. 0.99
03:20:56 Was this vial for Coke? 0.99
03:20:58 And he goes, yeah.
03:20:59 Yeah, but the thing is.
03:21:01 What does this have to do with my divorce?
03:21:03 Yeah, I do blow, bro. 0.98
03:21:04 If you get to a fucking crazy baller wine collector status, that could be one bottle. 0.99
03:21:10 What were they saying? 0.98
03:21:10 It was like a super mega drink or something. 0.98
03:21:13 It was during the trial where they were like, and Johnny had one of his super mega drinks of wine.
03:21:18 He was like, it's just a glass of wine. 0.98
03:21:21 It was like a fucking giant glass of wine. 0.99
03:21:23 I just poured it. 0.99
03:21:23 I don't know. 0.99
03:21:24 It was a Viking horn.
03:21:25 I want to pour it twice.
03:21:26 What's the difference?
03:21:27 He had an ale horn of wine.
03:21:30 Turn it as a drink.
03:21:34 A boot of wine.
03:21:36 I will say this, though, about actors, all it takes is them being a slightly normal bro.
03:21:41 And you go, he's the man.
03:21:42 Yeah.
03:21:43 But I mean, it's hard to be anything other than even better than a slightly normal bro if you're that famous.
03:21:49 It's shocking how few actors.
03:21:50 Efron, Beast, Robert Pattinson, Beast.
03:21:53 Robert Pattinson is a very cool dude.
03:21:55 Efron's a very cool dude.
03:21:56 Efron's a very cool dude.
03:21:57 Efron lives here now.
03:21:58 Efron's here?
03:21:59 Yeah.
03:21:59 He's doing the chilies with Phil Gillis.
03:22:02 No way.
03:22:02 Me, Phil, and Efron went to chilies for 12 hours.
03:22:05 He's doing chilies with Batman.
03:22:07 During 12 hours? 0.99
03:22:08 Yeah, we got fucking obliterated. 0.98
03:22:09 Really? 0.98
03:22:10 We went there for the entire Sunday.
03:22:12 Oh.
03:22:13 We went for the one o'clock games.
03:22:15 We stayed there.
03:22:15 Afternoon.
03:22:16 What's Chili's?
03:22:18 That's hilarious.
03:22:18 Burnett.
03:22:19 All right, that's a good Chili's.
03:22:20 Great Chili's.
03:22:21 That's one that people always talk about.
03:22:22 Great hang.
03:22:24 I love Chili's.
03:22:24 Chili's is underrated.
03:22:25 They got a great tortilla thing.
03:22:26 He's a big sports fan.
03:22:27 Who?
03:22:27 Who's that?
03:22:28 Dune.
03:22:29 Chalamet.
03:22:30 I don't know Chalamet.
03:22:31 Never met Chalamet.
03:22:32 I heard he's a cool egg.
03:22:33 Yeah.
03:22:34 There's a lot of good things out there.
03:22:36 It's like everyone's going to hate you because you're a very famous movie star.
03:22:36 Kardashian.
03:22:40 Everyone loves Chalamet.
03:22:42 Not really. 1.00
03:22:43 Not guys with chins.
03:22:43 What?
03:22:46 Yes, Joe List is out.
03:22:48 You know what I'm saying?
03:22:50 Yeah, man with square draws find him fragile.
03:22:54 But this is just like a thing about people being most famous.
03:22:58 You ask any actor about sports, most of them, and you're like, I don't know what you're talking about.
03:23:01 Just what is this most?
03:23:03 How many were you talking to?
03:23:05 You're not on the sets all the time.
03:23:07 I know you did, but you were around a lot of twats at the comedy store.
03:23:10 I like that Ruffalo.
03:23:13 He's good as the Hulk.
03:23:15 Until he started talking about politics. 1.00
03:23:16 He talks about shit, and you're like, oh, you suck too. 1.00
03:23:19 They should just open their mouths. 1.00
03:23:21 Well, it's all their communists.
03:23:22 And one of the things about communists is when you're a very wealthy communist, it's kind of preposterous.
03:23:27 It's like you are trying to get upset at people that are doing way better than you, but you're doing way better than almost everyone.
03:23:35 Right.
03:23:36 And Billie Eilish.
03:23:36 Yeah, exactly.
03:23:37 It's a way of distracting from the fact that you're a millionaire by shitting on the billionaires. 1.00
03:23:42 The millionaires, the billionaires. 1.00
03:23:44 What's her name?
03:23:45 Who's the writer? 0.86
03:23:45 Bridget. 0.86
03:23:47 Which one? 1.00
03:23:48 Bridget Fettesy? 1.00
03:23:49 Fettesy.
03:23:49 She talked about the guy who faked his own hate crime.
03:23:53 Oh, Smollett?
03:23:55 He's just an actor.
03:23:57 Middle-long actor.
03:23:58 This is what happens when you let actors write the scripts.
03:24:00 Right.
03:24:00 It's not very good.
03:24:01 Like Amber Heard when she was on trial.
03:24:03 Yeah, you write your own.
03:24:04 I bet Smollett's a good hangover.
03:24:08 I bet he's fun to be.
03:24:09 Let's take him to Subway.
03:24:10 Let's take him to Subway.
03:24:11 No, no, no.
03:24:12 I'm just saying the good old.
03:24:13 You go, Smollett, come on.
03:24:15 Yeah. 0.99
03:24:15 Well, it sucks because crazy people like that are really good in certain roles because they just. 0.99
03:24:21 Like, not real. 0.99
03:24:23 So they could pretend to be a different thing. 0.95
03:24:24 Dude, I was talking to Miss Pat.
03:24:25 This is in. 1.00
03:24:27 And Miss Pat's the greatest.
03:24:29 In the moments when everyone believed Justice Smollett.
03:24:32 And I was like, hey, hey.
03:24:33 She goes, we're talking about it.
03:24:34 She goes, that's not a true thing.
03:24:36 And I was like, Miss Pat.
03:24:39 What?
03:24:40 She goes, that's not real.
03:24:41 And everyone believed it.
03:24:43 I hate to burst your bubble.
03:24:45 No one with any IQ believed Jussie Smollett from the start.
03:24:51 A lot of people believed it.
03:24:52 I swear to God.
03:24:53 A lot of people believed it.
03:24:56 A lot of people believed it.
03:24:59 And she goes, number one, the second I saw it, I was like, what?
03:25:04 And she goes, also, the guy's got a cap and another cap?
03:25:08 And I'm like, Miss Pat, you got to keep that quiet.
03:25:08 No.
03:25:11 Yeah, she was.
03:25:12 I got to tell you, I might be misremembering this, but I remember saying as soon as the guy was like, I was in Chicago and I got covered in bleach, and they said, this is Trump country.
03:25:25 This is MAGA country.
03:25:26 And immediately I go, no, it's not.
03:25:28 Well, this is fake.
03:25:29 Right.
03:25:30 Like from the start, I don't think anyone, I swear, I don't think anyone believed that.
03:25:34 Elliot, a lot of people believe that.
03:25:36 A lot of people lied and pretended to believe it.
03:25:39 I guess this is no one believed that Colbert was on Colbert.
03:25:42 It was Ellen when Ellen Page was on Colbert and they were going after it.
03:25:45 But that just shows you how kooky she is.
03:25:47 Kevin Hart was like, I'm so sorry this happened to you. 1.00
03:25:50 Yeah, you like gays. 1.00
03:25:53 Who said that? 0.88
03:25:54 The humans, the public.
03:25:58 Kevin Hart said he supported Jussie.
03:26:00 Yeah, he goes, I'm sorry you went through this.
03:26:02 No, yeah, there's no way.
03:26:05 100%.
03:26:05 Do you think he bounces back?
03:26:07 Who bounces back quicker, him or Will Smith?
03:26:07 95%.
03:26:09 Will Smith.
03:26:11 Will Smith is an elite.
03:26:12 Will Smith is one of the new raiders.
03:26:13 Will Smith is one of the new raiders.
03:26:14 From this story, he was on a BET show.
03:26:18 Right.
03:26:18 Empire.
03:26:19 He was good in that Alien movie.
03:26:22 Boom.
03:26:22 Kevin Hart defends himself after a backlash.
03:26:24 I believe you.
03:26:25 I believe you.
03:26:26 I believe you.
03:26:28 I'm just questioning life.
03:26:28 Come on, man.
03:26:30 You guys see the Dane Cook doc?
03:26:32 No.
03:26:32 Oh, it's great.
03:26:33 It's about his brother stealing his money.
03:26:35 Really good.
03:26:36 That's tough.
03:26:37 You're on top of the world. 1.00
03:26:38 Your brother fucking steals. 1.00
03:26:39 You're the only loved one after your parents die. 1.00
03:26:39 I know. 1.00
03:26:41 Take.
03:26:43 Just betray you.
03:26:44 And not only that, never gave the money back, did his time, and they don't know where the money is and whether he has access to it.
03:26:51 It might be in coffee cans hidden all over the country. 0.80
03:26:53 Respect that as a Jew, but. 1.00
03:26:55 Ging, ging, ging, ging. 0.97
03:26:56 I do respect that part, but.
03:27:00 It's a crazy story, man.
03:27:02 He offered his brother, his brother owes him 12 million.
03:27:04 12.
03:27:05 He said, I'll waive the whole thing if you do the documentary.
03:27:08 And he didn't do it.
03:27:09 Wow.
03:27:10 Yeah.
03:27:10 Because he realized he's never going to have to pay him back.
03:27:12 And now he's a FedEx driver.
03:27:14 So now that the doc is out, he's going to be delivering packages.
03:27:17 Why is he delivering packages?
03:27:18 You're retired. 0.99
03:27:19 You're a thief, also. 0.99
03:27:20 Why are you delivering packages? 0.99
03:27:21 What if the package is from now?
03:27:23 Who can trust you? 1.00
03:27:24 Fucking Apple or something. 1.00
03:27:25 We're looking inside every one of these? 1.00
03:27:26 Right. 1.00
03:27:27 But he's going to be driving around the city and people are going to go, Yo, that fucking thief. 1.00
03:27:30 I mean, his life's ruined. 1.00
03:27:32 Well, that must mean that he doesn't have the money.
03:27:34 Yeah, he doesn't have the money.
03:27:35 What did he do with the money?
03:27:36 Yeah.
03:27:37 Maybe he's got to pretend that he doesn't have the money. 0.99
03:27:38 So he keeps his job and fucking half asses it, gets a part of a union. 0.99
03:27:43 I think he spent it. 0.99
03:27:45 Oh, he spent $12 billion.
03:27:45 They show him.
03:27:46 He's on Jetson's billions?
03:27:48 You know, vacations and buying cars.
03:27:50 Was he?
03:27:51 Yeah, yeah.
03:27:51 Got a white dude.
03:27:53 How many cars? 0.61
03:27:54 $35,000 for a nice one. 1.00
03:27:56 What the fuck are you talking about? 0.99
03:27:58 Relax, guys. 1.00
03:27:59 Relax.
03:27:59 You too.
03:28:00 I'm just saying it's a decent car.
03:28:01 I'm putting a Honda Accord right now.
03:28:03 Tell me what $35,000 will buy you.
03:28:03 How much is $40,000?
03:28:06 Honda Cords LX.
03:28:09 Yes.
03:28:10 You get a Tesla for $40.
03:28:12 There you go.
03:28:13 That's a good deal.
03:28:14 Hell of a deal.
03:28:15 Stripped Model 3.
03:28:16 You're going to give me one of those cold beers?
03:28:19 Absolutely, Seamus.
03:28:20 What did you just say?
03:28:20 Thanks, bro.
03:28:21 $35,000, you get a great car. 1.00
03:28:23 You're so confused living in Tunisia.
03:28:25 What? 1.00
03:28:26 Paying for things in rocks. 0.99
03:28:28 He's paying for things in fucking topaz rocks. 1.00
03:28:31 He's fucking $75,000. 1.00
03:28:31 Dinar? 1.00
03:28:33 He's got a fucking leather satchel filled with precious stones. 1.00
03:28:36 Dinar goes a long way. 1.00
03:28:37 You get a car for $7,500.
03:28:39 What are you talking about?
03:28:40 You don't.
03:28:41 You're 900 years old. 0.67
03:28:42 You know, you can't take dinars out of Tunisia.
03:28:44 They go to Tunisian money.
03:28:44 Who would?
03:28:45 They go to Tunisian money.
03:28:46 They're not allowed to leave.
03:28:47 Yeah, dinars.
03:28:47 We need that back.
03:28:49 We need that back before you go.
03:28:50 Interesting.
03:28:51 I know a lot of countries do.
03:28:52 Will they exchange it for real money?
03:28:54 Yeah.
03:28:55 But, like, you legally, they ask you, like, have you taken anything?
03:28:57 And then they ask you again, have you taken anything?
03:28:57 No.
03:28:59 The best on the plane, the stewardess goes, you know, sit down, whatever, shut up.
03:29:03 And then, like, there's no smoking in the lavatory.
03:29:06 And then she goes, I'm serious. 1.00
03:29:07 There's no smoking in the fucking lavatory. 0.99
03:29:09 And then the pilot comes on and goes, guys, we're about to take off. 1.00
03:29:12 There's no smoking in the lavatory.
03:29:14 We will shut this plane down.
03:29:15 And then the stewardess comes back on and she goes, If you smoke in the lavatory, we were going to land early. 0.99
03:29:21 You're going to be disrupting 155 other people because everyone smokes nonstop in Tunisia. 1.00
03:29:26 And they go, Ah, fuck it. 1.00
03:29:27 Wow. 1.00
03:29:27 We're fine. 1.00
03:29:28 They've had to deal with this so many times.
03:29:30 Yeah.
03:29:32 It's got a good smoker lounge in the airport.
03:29:34 Ooh, those are nice.
03:29:35 Do they produce anything? 1.00
03:29:37 What's coming out of Tunisia? 0.99
03:29:39 Slavery? 0.84
03:29:40 Sahara?
03:29:41 Sahara?
03:29:41 Sahara?
03:29:42 They must have hash. 0.97
03:29:43 Moroccan hash.
03:29:44 I got some. 0.98
03:29:44 Yeah, Moroccan hash is much. 0.98
03:29:46 Be legit, it was great.
03:29:48 Was it?
03:29:48 I smoked it in that.
03:29:49 In what is it interesting?
03:29:51 Like, Mark, you want to know the capital of Tunisia?
03:29:53 Hit me, Tunis. 0.99
03:29:54 Tunis, ah, it's an easy one. 0.93
03:29:55 You want to know the capital of Algeria?
03:29:57 Hit me, Algeria. 0.97
03:30:00 Ah, it's easy. 1.00
03:30:01 All right, good to know.
03:30:02 What's the capital of Mongolia? 1.00
03:30:04 Mongols, fuck if I know. 1.00
03:30:06 Mongolia is a tough one. 1.00
03:30:10 That's like some made up word you've been, Ulaanbaatar.
03:30:12 Yeah, Ulaanbaatar.
03:30:13 Yeah, we used to do that here.
03:30:15 The capital of New York was New York.
03:30:17 Now that's Albany.
03:30:18 Yeah.
03:30:19 It used to be New York City?
03:30:20 Yeah.
03:30:21 That makes more sense, doesn't it?
03:30:22 Give it a go.
03:30:22 It used to be the capital.
03:30:23 Yeah, but I know.
03:30:24 Why'd they move it?
03:30:24 But I mean.
03:30:25 I think 1905 or something.
03:30:27 No, way back.
03:30:28 They moved the capital of Myanmar to the middle of nowhere because there were protests.
03:30:31 And let's put it in like two hours outside Wichita and see if the protests show up.
03:30:36 Why do they change?
03:30:37 Like, the capital of Louisiana used to be New Orleans.
03:30:39 Now it's Baton Rouge.
03:30:40 I don't know why they do that.
03:30:40 Why?
03:30:41 They do this weird one.
03:30:42 Politicians.
03:30:43 Probably something with that.
03:30:44 Yeah, politicians. 1.00
03:30:46 The grossest people that want the easiest to get jobs. 0.99
03:30:49 Yep. 1.00
03:30:50 And now we want all this real estate government.
03:30:52 It's such a hard to get job.
03:30:54 The British were running New York for a while. 0.82
03:30:56 They couldn't make it, though. 0.97
03:30:57 That was the way it was?
03:30:59 Yeah, it was.
03:31:00 Mark's way out of line.
03:31:02 It was the capital.
03:31:02 But they were.
03:31:03 It's a good guess.
03:31:04 I don't know.
03:31:05 It's a solid guess.
03:31:06 It was the capital of the United States for a bit.
03:31:08 Annapolis.
03:31:09 What's that?
03:31:10 New York?
03:31:10 New York.
03:31:10 Yeah.
03:31:11 What are you doing?
03:31:12 So was York, Pennsylvania.
03:31:13 Really?
03:31:14 Why are you standing weird?
03:31:14 Okay.
03:31:15 York, PA had a little run.
03:31:16 I didn't know that.
03:31:17 I mean, Florida.
03:31:18 Ours is over there standing like a stork.
03:31:20 Philadelphia should have been the capital.
03:31:22 Yeah.
03:31:22 Should have kept it.
03:31:24 Yeah, that was a hell of a run.
03:31:25 Albany's been the capital since 1797.
03:31:28 Whoa.
03:31:28 Yeah.
03:31:29 Hell of a run.
03:31:29 I could have kept it.
03:31:30 So Philadelphia used to be the capital of Pennsylvania?
03:31:32 Philadelphia was the capital of.
03:31:34 Not only Pennsylvania, the United States.
03:31:36 See, that's what I'm saying.
03:31:37 And then they moved the Congress to York, Pennsylvania.
03:31:42 So York, PA, got the capital of the United States for a little while.
03:31:46 Not while they were making D.C. or the capital of the United States.
03:31:46 What year was this?
03:31:50 Oh, okay.
03:31:50 And New York, I think New York got a little taste.
03:31:55 I think so too.
03:31:58 Interesting.
03:31:59 Never Boston.
03:31:59 Never Boston.
03:32:01 Because it all started in Beantown.
03:32:03 It did. 0.51
03:32:04 There's old ass houses that you can go visit there that are like from the 1700s that are still around. 0.82
03:32:08 Yeah, bro.
03:32:09 When we were filming tires, I lived in a house that was built in the 1600s.
03:32:13 Wow.
03:32:14 Thank you.
03:32:15 State Capital.
03:32:17 Briefly.
03:32:18 Financial hub.
03:32:19 Could have been a week.
03:32:21 I was way off with the year.
03:32:22 Sorry.
03:32:24 I knew.
03:32:26 1905.
03:32:27 I knew you were way off.
03:32:28 No, Joe.
03:32:29 Joe.
03:32:29 I'm not done.
03:32:30 Wrap this up.
03:32:31 No?
03:32:31 Joe.
03:32:32 What else you got to talk about?
03:32:32 I'm not done.
03:32:34 I got a lot of topics.
03:32:35 Oh, yeah.
03:32:36 What else is going on?
03:32:36 Atlantic City.
03:32:37 When are you in Atlantic City?
03:32:40 Two weeks.
03:32:41 Atlantic City, the Tropicana, and then Foxwoods Casino.
03:32:45 Nice.
03:32:46 And Indio at some casino.
03:32:48 I'm doing casinos in Indio, California.
03:32:49 Yeah. 1.00
03:32:49 Casino's Panama. 1.00
03:32:50 I don't really know about it.
03:32:51 I'm flying to Palm Springs.
03:32:53 Bring meth.
03:32:54 I'm sure they have it there.
03:32:56 I got a good one.
03:32:57 My dad told a story this weekend that it reminded me of you know how when Kanye was sitting there, he's like, you know what hospital it was?
03:33:06 You know what doctor it was?
03:33:07 I'm not allowed to say what race it was. 1.00
03:33:09 He's a Jew. 0.98
03:33:09 Yeah. 0.98
03:33:10 It was a Jewish doctor.
03:33:12 My dad delivered a story with the exact same cadence to me and Chris.
03:33:16 We're sitting there, and he's like, So, you guys know I had prostate cancer.
03:33:20 And I go in there, and this Indian doctor comes in. 0.63
03:33:24 He unzips this thing out of a bag, and it's this thing. 0.99
03:33:27 And I say, I don't know if you're in the right room or where you think you're sticking that thing, but it's not coming near me. 0.99
03:33:36 So, he ends up shoving this rod right up my ass. 0.99
03:33:42 Dude, you got issues. 1.00
03:33:43 What is that rod?
03:33:44 Is that a temperature?
03:33:45 The boys get magic wand.
03:33:47 Because my kid had to get one of those. 1.00
03:33:48 No, he got a rod in his ass for an hour. 1.00
03:33:52 An hour. 1.00
03:33:53 An hour. 1.00
03:33:54 He went under a fucking seat. 1.00
03:33:55 He liked it. 1.00
03:33:56 And they would call in and be like, you need to turn on this side.
03:33:59 You need to turn on that side.
03:34:00 If you get prostate cancer, they'd jam a rod in and go, you got to turn.
03:34:04 What?
03:34:05 Russell Brand?
03:34:05 Who's the doctor?
03:34:07 Right off the pooper.
03:34:08 Dude, how crazy is it Russell Brand is out?
03:34:11 Oh, he's not happy that joke's out there.
03:34:16 Better keep that bottled up.
03:34:19 Hey, the buck stops here.
03:34:23 Bottled up dolphin.
03:34:26 Bottled up.
03:34:27 Wild world.
03:34:28 My buddies were talking.
03:34:30 Actually, Matt McCusker and his brother were like, dude, you got to get into prop comedy.
03:34:34 I was like, I'm going to do it. 0.95
03:34:36 Dude, I don't want to fucking open the can of worms. 0.84
03:34:41 I'll give you props for that one. 0.98
03:34:45 Well, I mean, Karen Top's not doing great.
03:34:45 Oh, man.
03:34:47 He's doing better now.
03:34:47 Hey, hey.
03:34:48 I'm sure.
03:34:50 Is he going to try again?
03:34:52 He's getting an award at Kill Tony this weekend.
03:34:54 For what?
03:34:55 I don't know.
03:34:55 Like, you know, guest of the year or something.
03:34:57 Tell you what, prop comedy is about as funny as it gets.
03:35:00 It really is. 1.00
03:35:01 He's funny as fuck, man. 1.00
03:35:02 Carrot Top? 1.00
03:35:03 Yeah, he's a killer. 0.99
03:35:04 A lot of abuse, but it was like. 0.99
03:35:06 For no reason.
03:35:06 It's not stolen.
03:35:07 It's just like. 0.97
03:35:08 It's one of those things where people, especially comedians, will find someone in their business they could just shit on. 0.99
03:35:08 It's goofy. 0.99
03:35:15 And that, he was a big one.
03:35:16 And he's like, I'm not going back at you, but like.
03:35:18 He never went back at anybody, and they just kept kicking him.
03:35:21 After Norm died, he made like a video with the Norm. 0.98
03:35:24 Remember the Conan thing where he shit on Carrot Top? 0.95
03:35:27 He was like, look how funny this is. 0.97
03:35:28 This is so funny.
03:35:29 Like, he owned it.
03:35:30 Yeah.
03:35:31 He's a real comic.
03:35:32 He's a good dude, too.
03:35:32 He is.
03:35:33 Like, a very nice person.
03:35:35 Like you were hanging around.
03:35:36 Dice had a story where he saw him in a gym and he was on top, like there was a second level, and he's looking down.
03:35:41 He goes, Hey, Carrot!
03:35:45 And he's just like trying to lift weights.
03:35:46 He's like, I'm ignoring him.
03:35:47 He goes, Mr. Top!
03:35:49 Mr. Top!
03:35:50 Hey!
03:35:51 And he's like, I'm Mr. Bottom. 0.53
03:35:52 I bet she looks up and goes, Hi! 1.00
03:35:55 Dice.
03:35:57 Dice is the most underrated performance artist of all time.
03:36:01 Oh, yeah.
03:36:02 Dice is the only guy. 1.00
03:36:03 Shit. 1.00
03:36:04 And I mean, like, even low level comics. 0.99
03:36:06 At the store, there's only two people left.
03:36:08 Show's over.
03:36:09 And dice it goes.
03:36:10 I'm going.
03:36:11 Yo, yeah. 0.95
03:36:12 And bomb. 1.00
03:36:13 Doesn't care.
03:36:14 He's the only guy that I've ever even heard of who was on top and released an album of him bombing.
03:36:20 Not just an album, but a two CD album.
03:36:23 They left side.
03:36:25 It's underrated like hell.
03:36:27 It was such a crazy statement.
03:36:29 Let me show you what stand up actually is.
03:36:30 They're all awaiting the top release of all time, maybe.
03:36:35 And they go, what's your follow up?
03:36:36 He goes, I want to show you what just a New York comedy club audience is.
03:36:40 He didn't have any material on purpose.
03:36:40 Not just that.
03:36:43 He decided to bomb on the floor.
03:36:44 You can hear like ice shifting in drinks.
03:36:47 This guy gets up and leaves.
03:36:49 You're about as funny as a glass of milk.
03:36:51 Really?
03:36:52 Whoa.
03:36:53 Good heckle.
03:36:55 You ever heard Jimmy Carr said the best heckle you ever heard?
03:36:55 All time heckle.
03:36:58 Have I said this on here?
03:36:59 Uh oh.
03:37:00 Probably.
03:37:01 Probably.
03:37:02 It's probably a podcast.
03:37:03 They're in some basement in England, whatever. 1.00
03:37:05 This guy is eating shit, just dying on stage. 1.00
03:37:08 And a dude in the crowd. 1.00
03:37:10 Whispers to his friend, but apparently everybody could hear it because it was so quiet in the room.
03:37:14 And he goes, There used to be a pool table in here.
03:37:17 It's just like, Oh, it's so devastating because you're basically saying, This room used to be fun.
03:37:22 We used to be able to have a good time in here. 1.00
03:37:24 Now that we're watching this fucking asshole. 1.00
03:37:27 We did open mics at this novel cafe in LA, and there was a golf machine, and it would make the noise of the golf while you're on. 1.00
03:37:34 And when you're bombing, you could hear everything.
03:37:35 And they're literally cricket noises coming in, and you're just like, It was a golden day.
03:37:41 Don't see it.
03:37:42 It was.
03:37:43 Somebody would make a putt and go, God, open mic.
03:37:46 Just keep going.
03:37:47 I remember during COVID, I would do those gigs in a field, and you could literally hear crickets.
03:37:52 You're like, this is a new low.
03:37:53 There's real crickets here.
03:37:55 We were so desperate during COVID.
03:37:57 We were so desperate just to get on stage.
03:37:58 We had a hang at the park, Joe Liss hang at Central Park, and Sarah was like, I got to go do a set.
03:38:05 She goes, no mic.
03:38:05 I'm like, where?
03:38:09 Oh, man. 1.00
03:38:11 She probably dominated. 1.00
03:38:13 She's probably dead.
03:38:14 At that tree over there.
03:38:16 Boy, imagine if there was a roof. 0.99
03:38:17 She would have killed harder. 0.65
03:38:20 Dylan Roof. 0.77
03:38:21 Dylan Roof.
03:38:22 We've got to wrap this up.
03:38:23 I've got to get out of here.
03:38:23 I've got to do a set in 10 minutes.
03:38:25 Fellas.
03:38:26 Another one in the books.
03:38:28 No. 1.00
03:38:29 Get the fuck out of the Europe place. 1.00
03:38:31 I'll be back. 0.99
03:38:32 I've got an American tour in February.
03:38:34 Come on.
03:38:35 Just move back.
03:38:37 Move back to where your friends live. 1.00
03:38:38 Son of a bitch. 1.00
03:38:39 All British material. 1.00
03:38:40 You've got to be one of those guys. 0.75
03:38:41 They're not going to get him over here.
03:38:43 They're going to talk about crisps and tea and the queen.
03:38:46 Pint.
03:38:46 Pint.
03:38:48 I've gained two stone.
03:38:49 A pint of lager is the best.
03:38:51 Oh, I weighed myself at the Four Seasons today.
03:38:54 Not good.
03:38:54 How much weight?
03:38:55 201. 0.99
03:38:56 Oh, you cum catcher. 1.00
03:38:58 You are a fucking. 1.00
03:38:59 I'm a fat piece of shit. 1.00
03:39:01 I should be 178. 1.00
03:39:03 201 is bad news.
03:39:06 Yeah, but that nose takes up about 30.
03:39:06 Oh, you've reached.
03:39:08 And that beard.
03:39:10 That's so rude.
03:39:11 I'm like jizzing that beard.
03:39:13 This is why no one shows up to your parties.
03:39:16 I don't want anyone at my parties.
03:39:17 Did you guys have a party last night?
03:39:17 I know.
03:39:19 No, he tried to have a party.
03:39:20 It didn't happen.
03:39:21 Anybody that texted me, I was like, for real, don't come.
03:39:23 How many guys came?
03:39:25 Seven.
03:39:25 That's not bad.
03:39:26 Anybody that texted me, literally anyone was like, are you saying he's putting a party at your house?
03:39:32 I would go.
03:39:33 No.
03:39:34 I said, I'm landing at 4 45.
03:39:36 I'm going straight to Shane's.
03:39:38 And then Joe calls like 5 15 DeRosa.
03:39:40 He goes, So when is this happening?
03:39:42 Bro, get over here.
03:39:43 We're not doing it.
03:39:45 It was fun.
03:39:46 I like my rest now.
03:39:48 10 p.m. Nighttime.
03:39:50 I love it.
03:39:52 Talking a little about Ken Burns.
03:39:54 Oh, yeah.
03:39:55 We're in Civil War.
03:39:56 We're in Civil War.
03:39:57 We're in the West this week.
03:39:58 Jazz, baseball.
03:40:00 He was a great guest.
03:40:02 You had Ken Burns on?
03:40:03 Yeah, he was awesome.
03:40:04 We talked a lot about Vietnam.
03:40:06 Talked a lot about a lot of things.
03:40:07 He's great.
03:40:08 Yeah.
03:40:08 Really?
03:40:09 He's thorough.
03:40:10 And then decided to keep it on PBS so he could have full control.
03:40:10 Oh, my God.
03:40:15 Dude, there's a few guys.
03:40:16 They just let him just do whatever he wants and give him full control and just makes these amazing pieces.
03:40:22 There's a few guys who are doing stuff where I don't choose a side, I'm just showing you the stuff.
03:40:27 It's like John Ronson, Louis Thoreau, the new one with the girl from whatever. 0.61
03:40:34 Louis. 0.98
03:40:35 What?
03:40:36 I don't know.
03:40:36 Louis's.
03:40:37 What do you mean?
03:40:38 I don't know.
03:40:38 Slanted.
03:40:39 You didn't see the manosphere thing?
03:40:40 Louis, we like him, but he's.
03:40:41 Yeah, Louis.
03:40:42 Yeah, he's got a fielder.
03:40:43 He's got a side.
03:40:43 Who's a new one?
03:40:44 There's this thing about the tech lady. 0.99
03:40:47 Oh, Theranos. 1.00
03:40:48 Theranos.
03:40:49 Fielder.
03:40:50 Have you ever seen that?
03:40:50 I heard that.
03:40:51 I'm just showing you this whole story. 0.98
03:40:52 I've never seen that her one bad thing.
03:40:53 I have seen it.
03:40:55 And when the cameras are off, I'd love to tell you.
03:40:58 I can't wait.
03:40:59 All right.
03:40:59 Because I've heard it.
03:41:00 Let's get the cameras off.
03:41:01 Boys, I love you guys to death.
03:41:02 You're the best.
03:41:03 Nice, guys.
03:41:03 It's so much fun.
03:41:04 Nice, guys.
03:41:05 Fun.
03:41:06 Move.
03:41:06 Move on.
03:41:06 You want to plug anything, Joe?
03:41:07 Nope.
03:41:08 You need to sell some diapers.
03:41:09 I have a podcast.
03:41:10 You can watch it everywhere.
03:41:11 Bye.
03:41:11 I heard your band of the year.
03:41:13 Goodbye.
03:41:14 Yeah.