The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience #292 - Eddie Bravo

00:00:02.000 Shazam, bitches. 1.00

00:00:04.000 I don't hear shit. 1.00

00:00:06.000 Oh, I don't even have my... 0.99

00:00:06.000 That's how high I was. 0.99

00:00:07.000 What happened?

00:00:08.000 I don't even have the headphones on my ears.

00:00:10.000 I'm like, why am I not hearing anything?

00:00:13.000 Meanwhile, they're pressed up against the top of my head. 1.00

00:00:16.000 What the fuck, dude? 1.00

00:00:18.000 Really? 1.00

00:00:18.000 After all these years? 1.00

00:00:20.000 That's how you roll in it?

00:00:22.000 And when Eddie Bravo is here?

00:00:24.000 That's embarrassing. 1.00

00:00:25.000 When you do some serious stoner shit and everybody knows you're a stoner, you're like, God damn it. 1.00

00:00:29.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:00:30.000 Fucked up one for the cause. 0.98

00:00:32.000 Yeah. 0.98

00:00:33.000 That's a lot.

00:00:34.000 This show, Rogan Experience, is brought to you by...

00:00:36.000 This episode is brought to you by Audible.com.

00:00:39.000 And Audible.com has this thing that I've been raving about because it's one of the coolest ideas that I've ever heard in technology when it comes to audio books and audio podcasts.

00:00:54.000 What they've done is...

00:00:56.000 They've created something that's an app for the Kindle Fire, and it really is worth getting it just for this.

00:01:03.000 It's an amazing application.

00:01:05.000 What it does is it allows you, if you're a book reader, I have a Kindle.

00:01:11.000 And I also have a Nook, and they're both great.

00:01:13.000 But the difference between this Kindle Fire thing is you can be reading the book, and when you're going to bed at night, you can shut it off, and it will sync with your smartphone, and then when you get in your car, you hear the audio version of the book. 0.90

00:01:27.000 It's fucking incredible. 0.58

00:01:29.000 And it's done by professional actors. 0.98

00:01:31.000 So it's like a really good audio companion book to the original book that you can... 0.96

00:01:37.000 So you can either read it or listen to it, which is fucking brilliant.

00:01:40.000 I think that's like one of the coolest inventions I've ever heard of.

00:01:43.000 I got a question, though.

00:01:44.000 Yeah, go ahead.

00:01:45.000 If you listen to a lot of books, you know what I mean?

00:01:49.000 Yeah.

00:01:50.000 Can you still say you read a lot?

00:01:51.000 That's a good question.

00:01:53.000 Yes.

00:01:53.000 That's a very good question.

00:01:54.000 Yes.

00:01:55.000 Yeah, I don't know if you can.

00:01:56.000 You don't read, you listen to it!

00:01:58.000 You listen to a lot of books!

00:02:00.000 I think it's close.

00:02:01.000 It's close, but it's probably not the same.

00:02:04.000 There's probably something involved in actually reading the words yourself.

00:02:08.000 Yeah, it seems more prestigious, right?

00:02:11.000 That you actually read it yourself?

00:02:12.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:02:13.000 Why is that more prestigious?

00:02:14.000 Because it's boring.

00:02:15.000 Because it's more boring.

00:02:17.000 Yeah, I don't know.

00:02:19.000 I definitely think there's something for reading as opposed to watching TV. Like, I find that people who read more than they watch TV, generally they have more interesting shit to talk about. 0.96

00:02:30.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:02:30.000 A little smarter. 0.99

00:02:31.000 They trust...

00:02:33.000 Type on letters and sentences on paper.

00:02:38.000 More than like visual evidence.

00:02:40.000 It's kind of weird.

00:02:40.000 Like, I read it.

00:02:41.000 I read it.

00:02:42.000 It means more because someone typed it out.

00:02:44.000 Like, people don't lie and fuck up reports and fuck up all these different studies.

00:02:48.000 Oh, I thought we were talking about books. 1.00

00:02:50.000 Oh, shit. 0.99

00:02:50.000 I'm sorry. 0.99

00:02:51.000 What are you talking about?

00:02:51.000 No, I'm standing up for the people that listen to books because I think I'm going to get into listening books.

00:02:55.000 I don't have time to read goddamn books, man. 0.99

00:02:58.000 I don't have time. 1.00

00:02:59.000 I'm busy. 0.98

00:02:59.000 There's a lot of shit you can listen to at audible.com. 0.98

00:03:02.000 You can listen to lectures and stand-up comedy and podcasts. 0.99

00:03:05.000 They have everything.

00:03:06.000 What's the matter?

00:03:08.000 Oh, I thought you said something.

00:03:10.000 Anyway, Kindle is an awesome tool, and this WhisperSync that links up with Audible.com is just brilliant.

00:03:20.000 It's just unbelievable.

00:03:21.000 It's such a great application.

00:03:23.000 Audible.com is offering, if you go to Audible.com forward slash Joe, you can get one free audio book and 30 days free of service from Audible.

00:03:38.000 It's really an excellent service and a big supporter of podcasts.

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00:04:00.000 I would always talk about kale shakes because I drink them every morning. 0.95

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00:04:09.000 I feel fucking great when I have these big kale shakes and just filled with nutrients and vitamins.

00:04:16.000 It just really feels good. 0.96

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00:04:20.000 There's no doubt about it.

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00:04:29.000 I had a Vitamix before that. 0.99

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00:04:47.000 Kettlebells and battle ropes, have you ever seen like...

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00:04:50.000 Battle rapes. 1.00

00:04:52.000 Have you ever seen any of those countdown to UFC shows where guys are doing strength and conditioning?

00:04:56.000 A lot of times you see them whipping these big, heavy marine ropes.

00:05:00.000 They look like ropes that you would use to tie up boats.

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00:05:14.000 Everything works. 0.99

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00:05:17.000 That's what we're selling. 0.99

00:05:19.000 We're also selling the best supplements we can find, the best things we can sell you, anything that we find that we find personally beneficial.

00:05:28.000 A lot of these things are very controversial, especially the idea of nootropics, which are vitamins and nutrients that you take to enhance brain function.

00:05:37.000 And there's a lot of debate on that, man.

00:05:39.000 There's a lot of people that don't believe in it.

00:05:40.000 There's a lot of people that try it and say they don't experience anything.

00:05:44.000 But every single aspect of alpha brain, all the different ingredients, have been closely studied by people for years.

00:05:52.000 There's actually a whole page of the science behind it.

00:05:56.000 We have altered and improved the formula now.

00:06:00.000 There was people that were having like issues with choline.

00:06:03.000 It's a very strong nootropic and it really does, in my opinion, dramatically affect cognitive function.

00:06:11.000 I think that you just need a certain amount of nutrients to get shit done and they have isolated the best nutrients for optimum use of the mind and it's very controversial and because of that we offer 30 pills,

00:06:27.000 the first 30 pills you order with any of the supplements, you get a 100% money back guarantee.

00:06:31.000 You don't even have to return the product.

00:06:33.000 The reason behind that is two-fold.

00:06:35.000 One, because nobody's trying to rip you off. 0.99

00:06:37.000 If I didn't believe in this shit, as Eddie Bravo yawns, damn, I'm doing one of my best commercials ever, and you yawn. 1.00

00:06:43.000 Dude, all your commercials are dope. 1.00

00:06:44.000 They're all good. 1.00

00:06:45.000 They all suck. 1.00

00:06:46.000 But we've got to get through them, folks. 1.00

00:06:48.000 Go get some Alphabrain.

00:06:49.000 That's the point.

00:06:50.000 You get your money back.

00:06:51.000 You don't even have to return the product.

00:06:52.000 And you know what? 1.00

00:06:53.000 I take that shit. 1.00

00:06:54.000 I take... 1.00

00:06:54.000 Alpha Brain and Nut Shroom Tech. 1.00

00:06:56.000 As a matter of fact, I'm out.

00:06:57.000 I need some more.

00:06:58.000 I got some right here.

00:06:59.000 Go in that room.

00:07:00.000 There's a whole box.

00:07:01.000 I take it every day.

00:07:02.000 I believe it works, man.

00:07:03.000 You know, I know you wouldn't.

00:07:05.000 I mean, you've done way more research into those ingredients than I have.

00:07:10.000 And I'm a supplement freak.

00:07:11.000 You know me. 1.00

00:07:12.000 I'm way into vitamins and shit. 1.00

00:07:14.000 I take more vitamins and minerals than most people I know. 1.00

00:07:17.000 It's not going to turn a dumb person to a brilliant person.

00:07:21.000 But what it's going to do... 0.92

00:07:23.000 It's going to give your brain the resources it needs to produce smoother thoughts, if that makes any sense.

00:07:30.000 I believe it.

00:07:30.000 I believe in it, too.

00:07:31.000 Shroom Tech Sport is another fantastic supplement.

00:07:34.000 It's an endurance supplement.

00:07:36.000 It's all based on the cordyceps mushroom. 0.99

00:07:38.000 Again, if you go to onnit.com, all of this shit is explained. 1.00

00:07:42.000 Ad nauseam, you dirty bitches. 1.00

00:07:45.000 Alright, that's it. 1.00

00:07:46.000 This weekend, this Friday night, Brian motherfucking red band... 0.99

00:07:51.000 Duncan, motherfucking Trussell, and I will be at the Moody Theater in Austin, Texas. 0.99

00:07:57.000 Holla at your boy. 0.99

00:07:58.000 I don't think there's many tickets left.

00:08:00.000 It's almost sold out.

00:08:01.000 But we're fitting to get down Texas style.

00:08:05.000 Right, B? Yeah, yeah.

00:08:06.000 Alright.

00:08:07.000 Let's cue the music, man. 0.99

00:08:08.000 Fucking Andy Bravo's here, dude. 0.99

00:08:10.000 Joe Rogan Podcast. 0.99

00:08:11.000 Check it out.

00:08:12.000 The Joe Rogan Experience.

00:08:14.000 Showing my name.

00:08:15.000 Joe Rogan Podcast my name.

00:08:17.000 All day.

00:08:20.000 What did you do at that time?

00:08:21.000 That was like a weird echoey sort of a...

00:08:27.000 What are you doing?

00:08:28.000 The thing that plugs into the board so the computer can play through the soundboard is burnt out.

00:08:35.000 Why are you all echoey, son? 0.99

00:08:36.000 I'm echoey? 1.00

00:08:37.000 Echoey as fuck. 1.00

00:08:38.000 Oh. 1.00

00:08:39.000 You don't hear that?

00:08:39.000 No.

00:08:40.000 Shit. 1.00

00:08:40.000 You sounded like a robot. 1.00

00:08:42.000 You were like an old school Peter Frampton song.

00:08:44.000 It's gone now.

00:08:45.000 I'm sorry.

00:08:45.000 Peter Frampton, was he the first guy to ever use that voice thing?

00:08:50.000 You know, they have a tube in their mouth and they sing through it.

00:08:53.000 I don't know if he was the first guy.

00:08:54.000 Scorpions did that too. 0.60

00:08:56.000 Um...

00:08:57.000 When was Frampton, wasn't he before the Scorpions?

00:09:00.000 When was the Scorpions?

00:09:00.000 It's like a harmonica thing.

00:09:02.000 I really don't even know what the fuck it is to tell you the truth. 0.98

00:09:06.000 You're a musician and you don't know what that thing is? 1.00

00:09:09.000 That shit never sounded good to me. 1.00

00:09:11.000 Fuck you with that shit. 1.00

00:09:12.000 You might as well bring out a kazoo. 1.00

00:09:13.000 What the fuck are you doing with your mouth? 1.00

00:09:20.000 You know what? 1.00

00:09:21.000 Maybe the songs that I heard of him sucked anyways, even without the kazoo, because I don't like most songs, so I really don't blame the kazoo.

00:09:28.000 I don't like most harmonica, but when a dude can really rock a harmonica, it's pretty bad.

00:09:33.000 We have Les Shroud, you know Survivor Man?

00:09:36.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:09:36.000 Plays the shit out of a harmonica. 0.99

00:09:38.000 That dude plays the shit out of a harmonica. 1.00

00:09:41.000 I bet he does that shit all day when he's in the woods. 1.00

00:09:44.000 Yeah, you know what I mean? 1.00

00:09:45.000 You gotta practice, man.

00:09:46.000 You ain't got no berries to eat.

00:09:48.000 There's no Facebook.

00:09:49.000 He's a badass harmonica player, man.

00:09:51.000 I was really impressed.

00:09:52.000 He could be the best.

00:09:53.000 He's legit. 1.00

00:09:55.000 But if you're normal harmonica songs, get the fuck out of here, bitch. 1.00

00:09:59.000 You're not making enough noises. 1.00

00:10:00.000 It's gotta be on top of some deep-ass awesome music.

00:10:04.000 Yes.

00:10:05.000 By itself, I don't know.

00:10:07.000 Yeah, it's gotta be like a compliment to some dope southern guitar music.

00:10:11.000 Then you can see a little harmonica moving in.

00:10:14.000 Deliverance.

00:10:15.000 Dueling banjos.

00:10:16.000 Little banjos.

00:10:17.000 Little banjos ain't bad, man.

00:10:19.000 There's this new band that I just found out about called... 1.00

00:10:23.000 Fuck. 0.99

00:10:26.000 Ghost something? 1.00

00:10:27.000 Roadkill?

00:10:28.000 Jesus Christ.

00:10:29.000 Roadkill Ghost Choir, I think is the name of it. 0.97

00:10:32.000 Yeah, let me find out because I feel like a douchebag.

00:10:34.000 What message boards have you been hanging out at? 1.00

00:10:36.000 Shut up, son. 1.00

00:10:37.000 My own. 1.00

00:10:37.000 My own, goddammit. 1.00

00:10:39.000 Dude, I'm telling you, it's a fucking badass band. 1.00

00:10:42.000 Roadkill Ghost Choir. 0.99

00:10:45.000 Listen, pull this up.

00:10:47.000 Can we play music?

00:10:49.000 Pull up.

00:10:50.000 You're not sure?

00:10:51.000 It's freaking out.

00:10:52.000 It's just not going to sound as good as it normally would.

00:10:54.000 Okay.

00:10:55.000 There's a song called Beggar's Guild and it's got like a little banjo thing to it.

00:11:01.000 It's... 0.99

00:11:01.000 Dude, it's a dope fucking song. 0.99

00:11:03.000 I've played this song like a hundred times. 0.99

00:11:05.000 I don't know if you're going to be into it.

00:11:06.000 I'm curious.

00:11:07.000 That's why I want to play it for you.

00:11:08.000 Roadhouse.

00:11:11.000 Roadkill Ghost Choir.

00:11:12.000 Oh, do you not want to be put on the spot?

00:11:14.000 Let's hear it.

00:11:15.000 I'm curious now.

00:11:17.000 He and I. I love Eddie Bravo to death.

00:11:20.000 He is my brother.

00:11:21.000 I don't like most music.

00:11:22.000 We have totally different tastes in music.

00:11:24.000 I don't like most music.

00:11:26.000 I have totally different tastes in everybody.

00:11:28.000 With everybody.

00:11:29.000 I don't like very much music. 0.99

00:11:32.000 You know, when I was a kid, I couldn't accept that shit. 0.99

00:11:34.000 I didn't like when people didn't like shit that I liked. 0.99

00:11:36.000 You gotta understand, dude. 0.99

00:11:37.000 I DJ'd at a strip club for 10 years.

00:11:40.000 Beggars Guild. 1.00

00:11:42.000 That shit, I got music eight hours a day smashed into my face nonstop. 1.00

00:11:46.000 There was no breaks. 1.00

00:11:48.000 There's no break. 1.00

00:11:48.000 You gotta pay for the next lap dance, motherfucker. 1.00

00:11:50.000 I bet you got really bored with Whitesnake after a while. 1.00

00:11:53.000 How many girls came out to... 1.00

00:11:55.000 That was before the strip club. 0.98

00:11:59.000 That was 87, man.

00:12:00.000 I didn't start DJing until like 93. But that song hung around in strip clubs. 0.99

00:12:05.000 A little bit.

00:12:05.000 By that time, there's only like one metal chick per strip club and she'd play some Whitesnake, but...

00:12:12.000 Most of the girls were playing what was modern, what was hip.

00:12:14.000 They were playing like Stone Temple Pilots or Nine Inch Nails or Madonna, Marilyn Manson.

00:12:20.000 I got in a car accident and I got in a car accident with this girl that I was dating and she was like super melodramatic, man.

00:12:27.000 She was hilarious. 0.53

00:12:28.000 But when this old dude ran a light and hit us and I had to take my shit out of my car because I couldn't drive my car and in my car I had a Whitesnake cassette. 0.81

00:12:39.000 And she picked it up and she goes, you have to throw this out. 0.98

00:12:43.000 She made me throw out a white snake. 0.99

00:12:46.000 This is it.

00:12:46.000 This is them.

00:12:48.000 Listen to this band, man.

00:12:50.000 That was funny.

00:12:51.000 Tell me if you like these people.

00:12:57.000 I feel sick.

00:13:08.000 Never cross my mind that my baby lied, and all that he and the beggars get. 0.99

00:13:17.000 So I sleep all day, and I dream all night.

00:13:23.000 With a bottle in my hand, I take the devil's sack.

00:13:30.000 You're not getting the full effect of the bass in this.

00:13:33.000 Two things.

00:13:34.000 One, it's the live performance.

00:13:36.000 I like it, though.

00:13:37.000 I like this.

00:13:38.000 I do like this. 1.00

00:13:40.000 This guy's got a fucking hypnotic voice, man. 0.99

00:13:47.000 I'm not doing this song justice by letting anybody listen to it like this. 0.99

00:13:51.000 You gotta listen to their studio version of it. 0.97

00:13:54.000 It's fucking great, man. 0.98

00:13:56.000 What a song, man. 0.99

00:13:59.000 I like it.

00:13:59.000 I can tell it's good.

00:14:01.000 Yeah, I'm a fan of dudes who play...

00:14:05.000 I love to hear the guitar.

00:14:08.000 I love to hear the drums. 1.00

00:14:10.000 I love to hear shit. 1.00

00:14:11.000 You're into cool electronic type music. 1.00

00:14:15.000 I'm into everything.

00:14:16.000 I'm into everything that's good.

00:14:17.000 If you listen to my music, it's a little of everything.

00:14:21.000 There's not...

00:14:23.000 There's a little metal, there's a little EDM, there's a little dubstep, whatever.

00:14:26.000 You know, you would never listen to a Led Zeppelin album.

00:14:30.000 You know what?

00:14:31.000 Led Zeppelin has about five songs that I really like, but overall, overall, you know, like Stairway to Heaven is a great song, alright?

00:14:39.000 That's a great song.

00:14:39.000 A Ramble On?

00:14:40.000 Fucking great song. 0.99

00:14:41.000 There's a couple Led Zeppelin songs, but most of them, like Misty Mountain High and Rock and Roll, whatever. 0.99

00:14:47.000 Most of it was on the boogie tip.

00:14:49.000 I wasn't on the boogie tip.

00:14:50.000 The boogie tip? 0.99

00:14:51.000 It's like boogie rock with a lot of blues and shit. 0.99

00:14:54.000 Really? 0.99

00:14:54.000 And I was into Kiss, and Kiss was more like anthems and more... 0.99

00:15:01.000 God gave rock and roll shit. 0.99

00:15:04.000 Yeah, I was on that side. 1.00

00:15:05.000 I was on the Kiss side.

00:15:06.000 I wasn't on the Led Zeppelin side. 0.98

00:15:08.000 But I respected the shit out of him. 0.99

00:15:10.000 But I just was a Kiss fucking freak, dude. 0.99

00:15:13.000 I was so poor, really. 0.99

00:15:14.000 I didn't have enough...

00:15:15.000 A money to be into more than one band at a time.

00:15:18.000 So I chose KISS and I dove in. 0.97

00:15:20.000 And by the time I got into KISS, they already had like eight albums and shit. 0.95

00:15:24.000 I got a dollar a week. 0.98

00:15:26.000 I'm like, that's a lot of fucking dollars I gotta save to buy these Kiss albums. 0.95

00:15:29.000 It was $6.99 at the point. 0.96

00:15:31.000 Isn't it crazy that at one point in time you used to have to pay to get some music?

00:15:34.000 Yep.

00:15:35.000 That was the only way you could do it. 0.99

00:15:36.000 I mean, boy, did the fucking rug come out of that business. 0.99

00:15:40.000 Yeah, man. 1.00

00:15:41.000 Woo! 0.99

00:15:41.000 I had a lot of albums to catch up. 0.99

00:15:43.000 So I didn't allow myself to get into other bands, to tell you the truth, for a while.

00:15:47.000 From the We're good to go.

00:16:08.000 But the band that you were in charge of, that was your baby.

00:16:11.000 You know what I mean? 0.99

00:16:12.000 That's so ridiculous. 0.99

00:16:13.000 It's crazy! 1.00

00:16:14.000 It's the stupidest shit ever! 1.00

00:16:15.000 What the fuck is wrong with children? 1.00

00:16:17.000 Oh, and then when Kiss got sold out and they became bubble gummish, they basically became MC Hammer of rock and roll. 0.99

00:16:24.000 Well, when did that happen?

00:16:25.000 That happened, it started happening in 78. They just got too big, too commercial.

00:16:29.000 They did a movie on Channel 4, an NBC movie called Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park.

00:16:34.000 I remember that.

00:16:35.000 It was out of control.

00:16:36.000 It was out of control.

00:16:37.000 They were like superheroes, dude.

00:16:39.000 Dude, I was severely depressed because when it came on, there was a blackout where I lived. 0.99

00:16:43.000 The fucking power was out. 0.98

00:16:45.000 While KISS meets the Phantom was on TV and I was so depressed. 0.99

00:16:48.000 I couldn't believe it. 0.98

00:16:50.000 Like, how the fuck could this happen now? 0.99

00:16:53.000 That movie is what got me into KISS because before that movie, the general consensus among kids at school was that KISS, like, because their older brothers were telling them is KISS is for homos, you know what I mean? 0.97

00:17:06.000 So I remember being at school the night it was supposed to be on, being at school, and talking to my friends saying, are you going to watch that Kiss movie?

00:17:14.000 They're like, no way! 0.99

00:17:15.000 Kiss is for fags! 1.00

00:17:17.000 Eight-year-olds were saying that. 1.00

00:17:18.000 Isn't that crazy?

00:17:19.000 Yeah, it was crazy.

00:17:20.000 And I was pretending like I didn't like Kiss either, because my stepdad was into classic rock, and I would...

00:17:25.000 I would say like Ted Nugent or something.

00:17:27.000 You know what I mean?

00:17:28.000 I'm into that.

00:17:29.000 I wasn't into Kiss.

00:17:30.000 But we were all excited to see that Kiss movie.

00:17:33.000 Kids didn't have respect.

00:17:34.000 That was 1978. They didn't have respect for Kiss.

00:17:36.000 That's how they were going down.

00:17:38.000 They were just too commercialized.

00:17:39.000 That was Kiss ice cream, Kiss bubble gum, Kiss pencils.

00:17:42.000 They were going down.

00:17:43.000 Nobody had any respect for them at that point.

00:17:45.000 They were falling off.

00:17:46.000 When I was in high school, the dudes that I hung around with, everybody listened to The Doors.

00:17:52.000 Yeah, that was respectable.

00:17:54.000 Led Zeppelin.

00:17:54.000 Respectable.

00:17:55.000 You couldn't admit Kiss. 0.93

00:17:56.000 By the age of eight, when I was at it, you couldn't admit Kiss.

00:17:59.000 But when that movie came on that night, me and my brother was four years older.

00:18:03.000 We were so excited to see this band that we were already dissing in.

00:18:08.000 We didn't even see them.

00:18:09.000 But that movie blew me away, rock and roll all night. 0.99

00:18:12.000 When they played that shit on the movie, as an eight-year-old kid, my head exploded. 0.99

00:18:17.000 All I wanted was rock and roll all night. 1.00

00:18:19.000 I was like Cartman dragging his mom to the fucking record. 0.99

00:18:22.000 I dragged my aunt. 0.99

00:18:24.000 I'm like, rock and roll all night.

00:18:25.000 That's the one I want.

00:18:26.000 We looked for it.

00:18:27.000 It was on Kiss Alive.

00:18:29.000 It was a live record.

00:18:29.000 I didn't know what a live record was.

00:18:31.000 So I just said, this is the one.

00:18:32.000 It says rock and roll all night.

00:18:33.000 This is the one.

00:18:34.000 And my aunt goes, I think this is at a concert.

00:18:36.000 What?

00:18:37.000 What are you talking about?

00:18:37.000 It's a record.

00:18:38.000 It's not a concert.

00:18:38.000 Buy the record.

00:18:39.000 Got the record. 0.99

00:18:41.000 Played it, put the needle down, and when you hear the audience coming, I'm like, what the fuck is this? 0.99

00:18:45.000 It's a concert! 0.99

00:18:46.000 I was like, I didn't even have a...

00:18:47.000 I didn't know what a live record was.

00:18:49.000 I didn't understand.

00:18:50.000 Yeah, I got Kiss Alive 2 and Kiss Alive 3. I got Kiss Alive 1. That was my first album, my first Kiss record, and that crushed me.

00:18:58.000 That album destroyed Strutter, Deuce.

00:19:01.000 Was it three Kiss Alives?

00:19:03.000 Yeah, but by Kiss Alive 3, that was like already...

00:19:07.000 In the 90s, dude, when everything was dead.

00:19:10.000 I picked up with those eras of Kiss before me that I didn't get into. 0.98

00:19:15.000 I never got into the really early, early, early shit. 0.96

00:19:18.000 I came in around Detroit Rock City. 0.99

00:19:21.000 I came in when they were on the cover of Double Platinum.

00:19:28.000 Destroyer.

00:19:29.000 That was the first album after their live album.

00:19:31.000 The first three albums were like failures.

00:19:35.000 And they weren't selling, man.

00:19:37.000 And then they just said, dude, let's just try a live record because live, we're killing it.

00:19:40.000 Everyone loves us live, but we can't sell any records.

00:19:43.000 Let's do a live record.

00:19:44.000 And they said, okay, let's try it.

00:19:45.000 They did it, and that's the one that blew them up. 0.94

00:19:47.000 Kiss Alive blew them the fuck up. 0.97

00:19:48.000 So Destroyer was their first studio album after this live record that blew them up.

00:19:54.000 What bands out there get blown up from their live record?

00:19:57.000 None of them.

00:19:58.000 They were the only ones.

00:19:59.000 Their live shows were so fun, though.

00:20:00.000 And their live shows were like...

00:20:03.000 Paul Stanley.

00:20:04.000 You can make fun of him.

00:20:05.000 There's dudes who have taken all of his in-between songs.

00:20:08.000 The Sinner of Kiss.

00:20:09.000 The Starchild Sinner of Kiss.

00:20:11.000 Paul Stanley.

00:20:11.000 People have taken all of his in-between stuff and brought it to one CD. I forget the guys who did it, but they sent it to me and it's fucking hilarious.

00:20:20.000 It's brilliant. 0.61

00:20:21.000 They took all his best rants.

00:20:23.000 Hey, I know when you're thirsty!

00:20:26.000 Oh, dude.

00:20:26.000 You want some cold gin?

00:20:29.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:20:29.000 But he's a showman like a motherfucker. 1.00

00:20:32.000 I mean, the place is going crazy. 1.00

00:20:34.000 He had stories ready to go.

00:20:35.000 He had the Love Gun story.

00:20:37.000 Every story had the cold gin story.

00:20:41.000 Every concert, like there's three songs maybe, two or three, where he's got a story and he's talking about it.

00:20:46.000 They're so professional.

00:20:47.000 Yeah.

00:20:47.000 It's such a...

00:20:49.000 Big show.

00:20:50.000 When I went to see them, it was back when Gene Simmons was still spitting fire.

00:20:56.000 He's never stopped spitting fire.

00:20:57.000 He still doesn't?

00:20:58.000 Dude, are you kidding?

00:20:59.000 Wow.

00:20:59.000 Even when the makeup came off, he still spit fire.

00:21:02.000 He'll never stop doing that.

00:21:03.000 Did his hair ever catch on fire like that?

00:21:05.000 Yes, his hair caught on fire early in their career.

00:21:07.000 That's crazy.

00:21:08.000 And then Ace got electrocuted by the stair railing once, too.

00:21:12.000 Oh, God.

00:21:13.000 Jesus Christ. 0.98

00:21:16.000 That's a crazy-ass show, man. 0.97

00:21:17.000 Yeah, so that movie, you know, from that movie on, I was a Kiss fanatic. 0.93

00:21:21.000 But I was getting into them right when they were going down and had no respect.

00:21:25.000 But that's when I got into them, is when they lost all respect from, like, the mainstream media when it came to rock, you know.

00:21:34.000 So I had a fight with my friends.

00:21:35.000 Everyone's made fun of me that I liked Kiss fans.

00:21:38.000 There was a bunch of music that I had to go back and sort of review because I dismissed it because it was all serious stoners that were into it.

00:21:45.000 The Doors is one of them. 0.95

00:21:46.000 I never was really a Doors person when I was in high school because all the people that were into The Doors were all fucking serious burnouts, man. 0.63

00:21:56.000 This was after...

00:21:59.000 I was in high school in 1981. When did he die?

00:22:04.000 I don't know.

00:22:04.000 Did he die in the 70s?

00:22:06.000 I never was a Doors fan. 0.99

00:22:07.000 The girls who are still into, like, Morrison, like, that late, it's like they were, like, fucking... 0.98

00:22:15.000 They always had jean jackets on. 0.98

00:22:17.000 There's always cigarettes in their pockets.

00:22:19.000 They always had dirty hair.

00:22:21.000 And they were just burnouts.

00:22:23.000 And that's...

00:22:24.000 So that's what I associated with the Doors.

00:22:25.000 Those are the people that always had the Doors shirts. 0.99

00:22:27.000 And I had to, like, become a man one day and become my own man and listen and go, God damn, the Doors had some good fucking songs. 0.99

00:22:33.000 And then I got into them afterwards. 0.99

00:22:35.000 So it was like...

00:22:36.000 The people that were so into them sort of negatively affected my opinion of them, unfortunately.

00:22:44.000 Yeah, you can never admit that you like certain bands, though.

00:22:47.000 There were certain bands that if you brought up that you were into them, man, people would get angry at you.

00:22:50.000 Yeah, I had to pretend.

00:22:51.000 It got so bad, I had to pretend for a while that I didn't like Kiss. 0.86

00:22:53.000 I'm like, I don't like Kiss anymore, goddammit! 0.97

00:22:56.000 I hate them! 0.94

00:22:56.000 I was in high school. 0.94

00:22:57.000 I was on a bus, and I told this dude that I was going to go see Cheap Trick.

00:23:02.000 I was like, Cheap Trick's coming to town.

00:23:03.000 We'll go see Cheap Trick. 1.00

00:23:04.000 And this guy turned around and looked at me and said, man, Cheap Trip fucking sucks. 0.99

00:23:08.000 And I remember like, wow, this guy totally does not respect my taste in music. 0.99

00:23:13.000 He just shot it down.

00:23:14.000 I couldn't even say anything about it.

00:23:15.000 I was like, well, you know, to you. 0.99

00:23:18.000 Like, what do you say when someone just shits on you? 0.95

00:23:20.000 And then even while you're there, that can influence your enjoyment of going to see it, you know? 0.99

00:23:26.000 Because even though you're enjoying it, you're like, goddammit, why does this band make me feel like a loser for liking them?

00:23:31.000 The thing about Kiss, though, that they've, No one has ever done.

00:23:35.000 No one has ever done, because they went to superstardom, then they went to MC Hammer status, Vanilla Ice status, and then they came back and did it all over again with the same members.

00:23:47.000 They got Ace and Peter back, who ended up getting kicked out for being drunks and cokeheads in the late 70s. 0.75

00:23:53.000 In the height of it, they kicked out the drummer, they kicked out the guitar player, got him replaced. 0.90

00:23:58.000 But when they did the reunion tour, 15 years later, 20 years later, whatever the fuck it was, they got Ace and Peter back, and then they blew up again! 0.70

00:24:06.000 And they took their makeup off, and then they put it back on. 0.97

00:24:09.000 Yes, yes.

00:24:09.000 That's the most interesting thing.

00:24:11.000 Yes, I left that part out.

00:24:12.000 Yeah, during the reunion, and when they died, they decided to take off their makeup for about 10 years.

00:24:18.000 And they went on, and they were lost.

00:24:20.000 They didn't know how to dress, dude.

00:24:21.000 They just looked at the other bands and said, you know what, Poison is...

00:24:24.000 I guess the tranny look is in. 0.98

00:24:26.000 Let's look like trannies. 1.00

00:24:28.000 I think that's what's in. 0.99

00:24:28.000 When we were in high school, they always had bandanas on and shit when they were going to clubs and stuff. 0.99

00:24:35.000 They had to hide their identity and they'd get these photos of them trying to put a palm up to the press so they couldn't get photographed. 0.62

00:24:42.000 That was the weirdest sort of celebrity ever.

00:24:45.000 Because these guys were superstars, but nobody knew what they looked like. 1.00

00:24:49.000 I don't know if everybody today can wrap their head around how fucking crazy that shit was. 1.00

00:24:54.000 How crazy is that? 1.00

00:24:55.000 Come on.

00:24:55.000 In the late 70s.

00:24:57.000 Who's done that?

00:24:58.000 No one else has done that.

00:24:59.000 In music, no one else has done the...

00:25:02.000 No one knows what you look like.

00:25:04.000 We gotta get pictures of you on masks. 1.00

00:25:06.000 That was like CIA secret shit right there, dude! 0.99

00:25:10.000 They pulled that off from 1973 to 1983. For 10 years they had makeup. 0.99

00:25:17.000 You could only do that back then. 1.00

00:25:19.000 You could never get away with that shit today. 1.00

00:25:21.000 There's too many people with cameras. 1.00

00:25:22.000 Too many people who put that shit on YouTube. 1.00

00:25:25.000 They just know where Paul Stanley lives. 1.00

00:25:27.000 Just wait.

00:25:28.000 Just wait.

00:25:29.000 Wait in front of his house.

00:25:30.000 You know?

00:25:31.000 Did they put a camera in front of his face?

00:25:33.000 There he is. 1.00

00:25:33.000 And then when they did it again, when they blew up again, Ace and Peter got kicked out again for the same shit! 1.00

00:25:39.000 Did they really? 0.99

00:25:40.000 Yeah, they got kicked out again.

00:25:42.000 What happened?

00:25:42.000 They just started going off.

00:25:44.000 They're just drunks, dude. 0.94

00:25:45.000 They're drunks.

00:25:46.000 I think Peter was just too old and he couldn't even play anymore. 1.00

00:25:49.000 And they're like, damn. 0.99

00:25:50.000 Because Paul Stanley is in marathon shape. 0.99

00:25:55.000 He's always been a workout health freak.

00:25:56.000 His body is like an...

00:25:59.000 Very athletic, and he's like 60-something now, you know, 65. Wow.

00:26:02.000 And Gene Simmons is not in the best shape, but live, he loves being on stage so much that every night Gene Simmons gives it 110%.

00:26:12.000 Every night he's on fire, dude.

00:26:15.000 They won't stop touring, man.

00:26:17.000 They're 68 years old.

00:26:18.000 How much do they love being on stage?

00:26:20.000 Paul Stanley and Gene Simmons, they stay together.

00:26:22.000 They never broke up.

00:26:23.000 They never quit.

00:26:24.000 They went through a lot of guitar players and drummers.

00:26:26.000 A lot of them.

00:26:27.000 But it was always Peter or Paul and Gene sticking together with or without makeup.

00:26:32.000 They never stopped.

00:26:33.000 They never took a break.

00:26:34.000 It's an interesting story.

00:26:35.000 I still don't think they feel like they get their just rewards.

00:26:40.000 No, because every interview, you hear the bitterness.

00:26:42.000 Every interview, they're dogging on the media.

00:26:45.000 They're dogging on journalists.

00:26:46.000 And they're reminding people, you can't ignore the millions of fans.

00:26:50.000 Just listen to the fans.

00:26:52.000 Forget about...

00:26:52.000 They hate journalists because, you know, they blew up without any radio airplay.

00:26:57.000 You couldn't even play them on the fucking radio. 0.99

00:26:59.000 That's how taboo they were. 0.99

00:27:00.000 That's such a weird thing.

00:27:01.000 They did it without radio airplay. 0.99

00:27:03.000 But why wouldn't the radio recognize how many people were coming to see their concerts and buying their albums and just play their shit? 0.99

00:27:09.000 It doesn't make any sense. 1.00

00:27:12.000 They're like, we're not going to allow these goofy clowns to just... 0.99

00:27:17.000 You can't look like a clown and make rock and roll music. 0.98

00:27:20.000 They were just not allowing them.

00:27:22.000 That's so weird.

00:27:23.000 They weren't allowing it.

00:27:24.000 That must have been an incredibly tough time to be an artist.

00:27:27.000 To have to deal only with record companies and only with radio stations.

00:27:33.000 That's just a couple of decades ago.

00:27:35.000 What a weird world we live in today where people get fame through electronic means.

00:27:41.000 How many people that DJ Tiesto, is that his name? 0.98

00:27:45.000 How many people have heard his shit because it's been online? 0.99

00:27:48.000 Or Deadmau5 or any of these people? 1.00

00:27:50.000 Those guys could become famous just by virtue of their product and it's spreading virally. 0.98

00:27:59.000 What a shit time it must have been when that couldn't happen. 1.00

00:28:02.000 When you had to deal with all these assholes that wouldn't play you on the radio. 1.00

00:28:06.000 What do you have to do? 0.99

00:28:06.000 How do you get played on the radio? 0.99

00:28:08.000 What do you have to do?

00:28:09.000 Would anybody play them?

00:28:11.000 It was very rare that you heard a Kiss song on the radio when I was in high school.

00:28:18.000 They played I Was Made For Loving You a little bit.

00:28:21.000 They did play Beth a little bit. 0.96

00:28:22.000 That was the disco era.

00:28:24.000 They went a little disco. 1.00

00:28:25.000 Yeah, they said, fuck it. 1.00

00:28:26.000 They thought disco's the new thing and it's going to be the future. 1.00

00:28:30.000 So they made a decision.

00:28:32.000 Paul and Gene are businessmen.

00:28:33.000 They go with the trends.

00:28:35.000 And sometimes it's obvious that we...

00:28:38.000 Oh, now you're going to go really heavy on this album?

00:28:41.000 Why?

00:28:41.000 Because everyone dogged you that you went to commercial and disco?

00:28:43.000 Oh, let's see...

00:28:44.000 The career's in the toilet.

00:28:46.000 They gotta come back heavy.

00:28:48.000 That's what they did in Creatures of the Night. 0.99

00:28:50.000 Their career is just fucking insane. 0.98

00:28:53.000 It's a crazy life to be a musician, man. 0.99

00:28:56.000 To make noises that people like to listen to.

00:28:58.000 That's what you do.

00:29:00.000 You put together words and you make noise with your mouth and with some musical instruments.

00:29:04.000 You're a professional noise maker.

00:29:06.000 What a crazy thing that is.

00:29:08.000 The beauty of music is so misunderstood. 0.97

00:29:11.000 It's so hard for us to wrap our heads around what the fuck is really happening when you're listening to a song. 0.76

00:29:18.000 Something happens to you. 0.96

00:29:19.000 A good song does fire you up and make you feel good.

00:29:25.000 It gives you a charge. 0.95

00:29:27.000 There's certain times when you're in your car and it's just the right song for the right moment and you're like, God damn, this feels good. 0.95

00:29:36.000 And that's generally the way I feel that. 0.84

00:29:38.000 What you're describing is when I'm driving to go teach class.

00:29:41.000 When I'm driving to teach class, I just took my glaucoma medication.

00:29:47.000 And then I find just the best song that I like, a song that I could put on repeat, and I crank it really loud, and I'm thinking about training jujitsu.

00:29:57.000 I'm like, I'm driving, and I'm gonna go train some jujitsu, and all my boys that I love are gonna be right there, and we're all gonna work together.

00:30:05.000 And when I get in that zone, and I'm listening to an amazing song, It really is like a meditative state, like a waking meditative state where you feel connected to the universe, man.

00:30:19.000 It's hard to explain.

00:30:20.000 Especially while under the influence of glaucoma medication.

00:30:23.000 Yes.

00:30:24.000 That and the best song.

00:30:26.000 If you got crazy and ate some.

00:30:28.000 Yeah, and you got some love that you're going to, you're driving to, and you got people just driving from San Diego, people driving from Costa Mesa just to train.

00:30:36.000 That's when I think about that and how amazing that is, man, and how Much love I'm gonna have at my gym, man.

00:30:42.000 When I'm there, it's amazing, man.

00:30:45.000 I love being there every night.

00:30:47.000 Songs have this weird effect on people, man. 0.99

00:30:50.000 You know, I wonder if it can be measured, like the good feeling that you get when you hear a badass fucking song. 0.99

00:30:55.000 Like, for me, it's like, I know this song gets worn out for a lot of people, but for me, The first few chords of Sweet Home Alabama, I always go, fuck yeah. 0.99

00:31:06.000 I love that goddamn song. 1.00

00:31:08.000 I don't give a fuck if they overplay that stupid song. 1.00

00:31:11.000 You can overplay that shit forever. 1.00

00:31:13.000 That still is one of my all-time favorite songs. 1.00

00:31:15.000 If I'm in the car and it's a nice day and that song comes on, I'm like, oh shit. 0.99

00:31:20.000 I'll turn that shit up right when he says to. 1.00

00:31:24.000 Turner Jet. 0.99

00:31:27.000 It's just that feeling though, I wonder if it could be measured.

00:31:31.000 I wonder if you could put like electrodes on your head and find out what's firing up when you really love to hear a good song.

00:31:39.000 They should do that.

00:31:39.000 They should get people high and make them listen to awesome music.

00:31:43.000 And just find out what happens. 1.00

00:31:44.000 And then in between that awesome music, Throw in some bullshit, some really whack-ass, terrible fucking music. 1.00

00:31:50.000 Some, like, really bad Christian rock or something. 1.00

00:31:54.000 Something just terrible.

00:31:56.000 Did you read that?

00:31:57.000 There was something on Twitter about some research done on freestyle rappers, and they studied their brain.

00:32:03.000 Oh, yeah, I did.

00:32:04.000 But I saw it, but I didn't watch it or read it.

00:32:06.000 So I saw it, like, as a headline, but I didn't pass on.

00:32:09.000 There's a study, and they studied freestyle rappers, and...

00:32:13.000 They put some electrodes on their brain.

00:32:15.000 I'm not sure how it really worked, but as they were...

00:32:18.000 They had them freestyle some stuff, and then I think they had them say some lyrics that they knew before and see the difference in how the brain works when you're freestyling and how the brain works when you're just repeating stuff.

00:32:33.000 Something like that, I could be wrong, but the overall...

00:32:35.000 Were you just going to puke right there?

00:32:38.000 The overall result of that was that Freestyle rappers are quicker thinkers.

00:32:46.000 I mean, obviously, like the obvious stuff.

00:32:48.000 Their brain is working faster than normal people.

00:32:51.000 Yeah.

00:32:53.000 Well, the idea that you have to be creative.

00:32:55.000 You have to put yourself into that mode.

00:32:58.000 What percentage of freestyle rappers you think smoke weed?

00:33:01.000 I think it's 190. Right?

00:33:05.000 That's what I'm talking about.

00:33:06.000 They didn't talk about the weed connection.

00:33:08.000 You know what I mean?

00:33:09.000 You're talking about freestyle rappers.

00:33:11.000 They're probably smoking weed all day, stuffing their brain with it.

00:33:14.000 Well, when we had Immortal Technique on, his dude, Swayve.

00:33:18.000 Remember that dude, Brian?

00:33:19.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:33:20.000 That guy was a bad motherfucker in battle rap. 1.00

00:33:23.000 Like, there's some dudes who have that shit down to an art form. 1.00

00:33:26.000 And you watch, like... 1.00

00:33:28.000 One guy will come at them with some, like, really dumb shit, and then they break them down with some just ruthless shit. 1.00

00:33:35.000 But those guys could freestyle their ass off, and they smoked the fucking shit out of some weed. 1.00

00:33:40.000 It'd be cool if that shit was huge on NBC. Joe, when you said 190%, were you counting ghost faces also? 1.00

00:33:46.000 Is that how you got to that number?

00:33:48.000 Yeah, that's exactly what it is.

00:33:49.000 And, you know, multiple personalities, too.

00:33:53.000 I threw that in.

00:33:55.000 I was just exaggerating, Brian.

00:33:56.000 That's all it is.

00:33:57.000 Hey, Joe...

00:33:58.000 Kevin, on Perera's show today, somebody made a hilarious video game.

00:34:04.000 This is a real video game based on an episode of the podcast we did with Bobcat, and based on the dolphin sensation and stuff like that.

00:34:13.000 You're going to freak out, and if you want to be an investor, me and Kevin are going to invest in this game and try to actually have this game be a huge game.

00:34:19.000 What the hell is it? 0.97

00:34:20.000 You're going to laugh your ass off. 0.99

00:34:23.000 It's Echo the Reluctant Dolphin.

00:34:25.000 Echo the reluctant dolphin and it's a game.

00:34:34.000 Echo the reluctant dolphin?

00:34:47.000 Watch it on the screen here.

00:34:49.000 It's a dolphin with a huge boner.

00:34:51.000 And on the bottom right you can see it says frothy loads. 1.00

00:34:53.000 And you go around shooting piss on everyone and fucking people in the ass. 1.00

00:34:57.000 What? 1.00

00:34:57.000 And then you also have a cum meter. 1.00

00:34:59.000 Oh my god. 0.99

00:35:00.000 There's this load.

00:35:01.000 And then here's the logo for our podcast, Pointless, with Kevin Pereira.

00:35:07.000 And those are Jesuses. 0.99

00:35:09.000 So you're this dolphin shooting cum and piss on people. 1.00

00:35:11.000 And then Jesus comes out and tries to fuck you up. 1.00

00:35:15.000 What?! 1.00

00:35:15.000 And then he's shooting come at you, and you're fucking more- There's Kevin Pereira getting fucked in the ass. 1.00

00:35:19.000 Oh my god. 1.00

00:35:21.000 Wow.

00:35:22.000 Please stop this before we go to jail.

00:35:24.000 That dolphin's in prison. 1.00

00:35:26.000 Look, she's walking funny because she just got fucked. 1.00

00:35:27.000 I just had deja vu that that dolphin was in prison. 1.00

00:35:30.000 And then Jesus is all fucked up. 1.00

00:35:32.000 Jesus. 1.00

00:35:33.000 There's something wrong with my brain, folks.

00:35:34.000 Who designed that?

00:35:35.000 There's something wrong with my brain.

00:35:36.000 Who designed that?

00:35:37.000 His name is, uh, hold on.

00:35:39.000 That's incredible.

00:35:40.000 Yeah.

00:35:41.000 His name is, uh, uh, Tim Ingram. 1.00

00:35:44.000 Dude, invest in that shit. 1.00

00:35:46.000 That's gonna be huge. 1.00

00:35:47.000 I know.

00:35:47.000 That's gonna be huge.

00:35:47.000 Yeah, that could be the greatest game of all time.

00:35:49.000 I don't think you want to really put your money in that one, Brian.

00:35:53.000 I'm gonna be real with you.

00:35:55.000 I think that's gonna cause... 0.99

00:35:57.000 It's like, that's gonna be the final nail in the fucking Jesus people's coffin where they go straight Taliban on people. 0.99

00:36:03.000 Even draw Jesus anymore. 1.00

00:36:05.000 We're coming for you bitches. 1.00

00:36:06.000 It even has a meter that says Frosty Loads. 0.99

00:36:10.000 Frothy or Frosty?

00:36:11.000 Frothy Loads and it also has a gay meter but it's spelled with an H instead of G-A-Y. So hilarious. 1.00

00:36:17.000 Listen man, you can't be attached to that.

00:36:20.000 It's going down and it's going to bring you with it.

00:36:23.000 I just want to say, off the record, had I known the content of that video, I wouldn't have allowed it to be played. 0.99

00:36:31.000 Dolphins can't fuck Jesus in my world. 1.00

00:36:33.000 I don't allow it. 1.00

00:36:35.000 He's Android Jesus.

00:36:35.000 I don't care where...

00:36:36.000 You can call him whenever you want. 1.00

00:36:38.000 Does he actually fuck Jesus? 1.00

00:36:40.000 No. 1.00

00:36:40.000 I think Jesus tries to fuck the dolphin. 1.00

00:36:42.000 That was too much. 1.00

00:36:42.000 They were like, you know what? 1.00

00:36:44.000 They were going to have him fuck Jesus, but they thought, you know what? 1.00

00:36:47.000 Let's just try to get the video game off the fucking ground, okay? 1.00

00:36:50.000 We don't need to go there... 0.96

00:36:52.000 The second version, you know, we'll save it for them. 0.99

00:36:55.000 In the video, the dolphins fuck people. 1.00

00:36:56.000 You can't fuck people in videos, man. 1.00

00:36:58.000 I'm sorry. 1.00

00:36:59.000 You can't just run around fucking people. 0.99

00:37:00.000 Look, he's half Terminator Jesus, though, look. 1.00

00:37:04.000 It's so ridiculous. 0.79

00:37:06.000 I watched the Terminator the other day, and it was Terminator 2, and it was really weird to watch, man.

00:37:15.000 It's really weird how the acting style was different back then.

00:37:21.000 They weren't as evolved.

00:37:25.000 Which one's two?

00:37:28.000 Was that the one where the dude has a metal face?

00:37:30.000 Is that the Guns N' Roses one?

00:37:30.000 Which was the Guns N' Roses one?

00:37:32.000 Two?

00:37:33.000 I don't know.

00:37:35.000 Two is when he returned.

00:37:37.000 And he was nice. 1.00

00:37:37.000 And she was in a mental institution and shit doing chin-ups. 1.00

00:37:41.000 Going, this motherfucker's coming back. 1.00

00:37:42.000 I liked Arnold when he was mean. 1.00

00:37:43.000 I liked it in the first one.

00:37:45.000 That's it.

00:37:45.000 Oh, you didn't like when he came back nice?

00:37:47.000 I'm not into that.

00:37:49.000 Yeah, that wasn't as good.

00:37:49.000 I liked the mean one.

00:37:50.000 The mean one was way scarier.

00:37:51.000 Like, why would they have the same model come back nice?

00:37:54.000 What, they can't make a different model?

00:37:55.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:37:55.000 This is so stupid. 1.00

00:37:56.000 It's the same model. 1.00

00:37:58.000 The first model was a motherfucker. 1.00

00:37:59.000 Dude, I've finally seen a good movie. 1.00

00:38:02.000 Argo, dude.

00:38:03.000 I heard Argo's very good. 0.99

00:38:04.000 Argo's fucking good. 0.99

00:38:05.000 Is it really? 0.99

00:38:06.000 I thought...

00:38:07.000 I was reluctant to see it because I thought...

00:38:09.000 It was going to be like Contagion where it shows that our government is so good and with the viruses and the vaccines.

00:38:15.000 It's like Contagion was a joke.

00:38:18.000 It was almost like produced by the CIA almost or FEMA or something.

00:38:22.000 It was weird. 1.00

00:38:22.000 But, and I thought they were going to do the same thing with Argo, make the Iranians look like just fucking these evil terrorists. 1.00

00:38:27.000 They want to make bombs and shit like that. 1.00

00:38:29.000 But they told the truth. 0.99

00:38:31.000 They did in the beginning. 0.99

00:38:33.000 In the beginning, it makes the United States look at fault for a lot of the shit that's going on. 0.98

00:38:40.000 And it's the truth. 0.96

00:38:41.000 And the movie itself is pretty amazing, man.

00:38:45.000 I was into it.

00:38:46.000 Argo.

00:38:46.000 That's a strong endorsement by young Eddie Bravo.

00:38:48.000 I usually hate movies, but that one I stayed for the whole time.

00:38:51.000 You hate movies that I love.

00:38:52.000 Like which ones?

00:38:54.000 Cabin in the Woods.

00:38:55.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.

00:38:57.000 Oh, my God.

00:39:00.000 Oh, my God.

00:39:01.000 If you're going to try to be funny or you're not going to be serious, it better be like real funny, like funny, funny, not like goofy. 0.99

00:39:07.000 That shit was awesome. 0.99

00:39:08.000 You liked it. 1.00

00:39:09.000 It was beautiful.

00:39:10.000 Okay.

00:39:10.000 That's like a 50-50 thing.

00:39:12.000 Like in my tweets, people say I'm fucking crazy and then some people agree. 0.96

00:39:16.000 Well, to me, it was just exciting fun. 0.99

00:39:19.000 It was just ridiculous, silly fun. 1.00

00:39:21.000 I believe these fucking people have a remote control and they can change the house and make monsters. 1.00

00:39:26.000 Sigourney Weaver at the end. 1.00

00:39:28.000 I thought it was hilarious.

00:39:29.000 I don't know. 0.92

00:39:30.000 I enjoyed the shit out of it. 0.92

00:39:31.000 It was campy to me. 0.98

00:39:32.000 It was intentionally campy.

00:39:34.000 I thought it was really good.

00:39:35.000 I enjoyed it. 0.98

00:39:37.000 But yeah, it's hard to fucking make a good movie, dude, I think. 0.96

00:39:41.000 I think you've got too many people involved. 0.98

00:39:43.000 I think when you got some bad motherfucker like James Cameron that can just totally take the reins, that's how you get, like, an avatar. 0.97

00:39:49.000 You gotta have some, like, real strong personality behind it. 0.98

00:39:52.000 That's why, like, it's always important, like, Francis Ford Coppola's this or that, because I think there's so many people involved in poking and prodding and wanting this and putting in that. 0.94

00:40:01.000 I think making a movie must be just a fucking tremendous nightmare.

00:40:06.000 And working with all those people and hoping they work together. 0.97

00:40:08.000 I have a friend who's a movie director.

00:40:12.000 Have you ever met Patty?

00:40:15.000 Patty Jenkins? 0.66

00:40:17.000 Brian Callen's ex-girlfriend?

00:40:19.000 I don't know.

00:40:20.000 She's a great, great person. 0.98

00:40:23.000 Fucking really interesting chick. 1.00

00:40:25.000 Really smart chick. 0.99

00:40:26.000 And she's a director. 1.00

00:40:27.000 So she tells me some fucking stories, man. 1.00

00:40:30.000 The stories she tells you about having to work with crazy actors. 1.00

00:40:34.000 People are just nuts. 0.97

00:40:35.000 People you never even heard of. 1.00

00:40:36.000 It's fucking out of their mind. 1.00

00:40:37.000 They just hold up production and go crazy and claim fake illnesses and faint and shit. 1.00

00:40:43.000 Do weird shit to get attention. 1.00

00:40:44.000 Like, people are nuts. 1.00

00:40:45.000 So you gotta bring all these motherfuckers together and try to put some movie out of it. 1.00

00:40:50.000 It's a ridiculously hard proposition. 0.99

00:40:53.000 You know, that's why I've always looked at bands. 0.95

00:40:55.000 You know, I've always looked at bands like going, that's gotta be a fucking hard thing. 0.94

00:40:59.000 For all these guys to get along. 0.97

00:41:01.000 Oh man.

00:41:02.000 You know?

00:41:02.000 You see the Guns...

00:41:03.000 Just recently I saw Guns N' Roses behind the scenes, behind the music, Rocky Mentri, and I saw the Quiet Riot one.

00:41:11.000 You gotta see the Quiet Riot one.

00:41:13.000 You gotta see...

00:41:14.000 It's the VH1 behind the scenes and the Guns N' Roses one.

00:41:17.000 Those guys...

00:41:19.000 The whole documentary was about how much partying they were doing and how much drinking and it was driving them insane and how much coke they were doing. 1.00

00:41:29.000 And drinking two-fifths of Jack every goddamn night. 1.00

00:41:34.000 Like Duff from Guns N' Roses is so fucked up. 1.00

00:41:36.000 He couldn't even talk anymore. 1.00

00:41:38.000 They're super rich, they're huge, and they're just drinking and doing so much coke, they're out of their fucking minds. 0.99

00:41:44.000 It's almost like they feel... 0.99

00:41:47.000 It's almost like you understand Axl. 1.00

00:41:50.000 Axl's like the dick. 0.99

00:41:51.000 But when you watch the rockumentary, he's hanging out with these drunk dudes all the time. 0.99

00:41:55.000 I don't know.

00:41:56.000 It's hard to tell who's really at fault. 0.83

00:41:58.000 Axl's the control, hungry, tyrant.

00:42:03.000 He wanted control of everything. 0.81

00:42:04.000 And then everyone else is super drunk.

00:42:06.000 It's like you understand a little bit, right?

00:42:09.000 It has to be so hard to keep all those egos in check.

00:42:12.000 When they explode and get huge, it's got to be so hard. 0.98

00:42:16.000 And especially for certain dudes in the background, like drummers and shit, who are just not getting that much attention. 0.99

00:42:23.000 Gotta get crazy to get attention. 0.98

00:42:25.000 Tommy Lee was one of the few guys that got attention.

00:42:27.000 Yeah, to be a drummer and to have people know who you are and your first and last name, that's so rare.

00:42:33.000 Travis Barker.

00:42:35.000 Tommy Lee.

00:42:35.000 Tommy Lee and that's it.

00:42:36.000 That's it.

00:42:37.000 That's it.

00:42:38.000 Is that really it?

00:42:39.000 That can't be.

00:42:40.000 Peter Criss.

00:42:41.000 Yeah.

00:42:41.000 Peter Criss.

00:42:42.000 But like household names.

00:42:43.000 Tommy Lee is a household name.

00:42:45.000 So is Travis Barker.

00:42:46.000 Yeah, household names.

00:42:47.000 Everybody knows who he is.

00:42:49.000 Very few drummers.

00:42:50.000 That's crazy.

00:42:51.000 Yeah, that's a weird spot, man.

00:42:52.000 The celebrity drummer.

00:42:54.000 That's a rare spot. 1.00

00:42:55.000 Those might be the baddest motherfuckers ever. 1.00

00:42:57.000 They shine through that position. 1.00

00:42:59.000 Tommy Lee is a bad motherfucker. 1.00

00:43:02.000 Everybody just had to see his dick and go, oh, okay. 1.00

00:43:04.000 Yeah, shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:43:06.000 What are you going to say? 1.00

00:43:07.000 The guy's a rock star and he has a giant dick. 1.00

00:43:10.000 That's it. 1.00

00:43:11.000 Damn. 1.00

00:43:11.000 You just got to accept that. 1.00

00:43:13.000 Yeah.

00:43:15.000 Thank God he's not really good at jiu-jitsu. 1.00

00:43:17.000 Shit. 1.00

00:43:17.000 Like Ricky Rocket. 1.00

00:43:18.000 Can you imagine if he was also a real good fighter too? 1.00

00:43:21.000 Shit. 1.00

00:43:22.000 Ricky Rocket's a fucking black belt. 1.00

00:43:24.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:43:25.000 Legit black belt in jiu-jitsu.

00:43:27.000 Who would have ever thought that?

00:43:28.000 Ricky Rocket is the drummer of Poison.

00:43:30.000 He's pretty famous.

00:43:31.000 He's another famous one.

00:43:32.000 We missed him. 1.00

00:43:33.000 He's fucked up there. 1.00

00:43:34.000 He's a household name. 1.00

00:43:35.000 If Ricky Rocket went on a killing spree, that shit would be front page news. 1.00

00:43:38.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:43:42.000 He's a good dude.

00:43:42.000 Yeah.

00:43:43.000 He seems like a nice guy.

00:43:44.000 I think that someone who gets really good at jiu-jitsu, you can't get that far without letting go of your ego.

00:43:51.000 He was super cool, man.

00:43:52.000 Very cool guy.

00:43:53.000 Super cool, yeah.

00:43:53.000 Super cool guy.

00:43:54.000 I trained with him a lot, hung out with him a lot.

00:43:56.000 We all went to the same school.

00:43:58.000 He was really, really super cool.

00:44:00.000 It was a trip to see so much...

00:44:04.000 He's in a band that's known to look like...

00:44:08.000 Like, they looked like girls. 0.96

00:44:09.000 They had lots of makeup.

00:44:10.000 They did, but, you know, for what they were doing, they looked great. 1.00

00:44:13.000 That was their shit. 1.00

00:44:14.000 That was what they were selling. 1.00

00:44:15.000 And he was a badass in jiu-jitsu.

00:44:19.000 It's a good thing to have.

00:44:20.000 And he does that whole Cas Magna system, too, which is the Inasana system, which is the Filipino system.

00:44:28.000 He's really good at that.

00:44:28.000 He's really into weapons.

00:44:29.000 Oh, that's like Kali and all that stuff.

00:44:31.000 Yeah, he's really good at that. 0.99

00:44:32.000 Yeah, he loves stick fighting, knife fighting, all that shit. 1.00

00:44:35.000 That shit's ridiculous. 1.00

00:44:36.000 Yeah, you don't fuck with the drummer from Poison. 1.00

00:44:38.000 No matter how much makeup he's wearing. 0.99

00:44:40.000 Because they're back on tour.

00:44:41.000 He's going to be wearing all that makeup. 0.94

00:44:42.000 Just don't call him a homo. 0.97

00:44:45.000 Telling you.

00:44:45.000 Why did you even put that out there?

00:44:47.000 Because then someone's going to go, fuck Eddie Bravo! 1.00

00:44:50.000 Fuck Ricky Rocket! 1.00

00:44:52.000 There's certain dudes that you meet, and they're the funniest conversations I ever have with clueless folks, are the people that tell me that if they fought MMA, they would never lose. 1.00

00:45:03.000 Because it's just their mentality.

00:45:05.000 Because of my mentality.

00:45:06.000 But how many times have you talked to that guy?

00:45:08.000 That guy, there's been, there's many, many of those guys out there, and you drift into them like icebergs, like you'd be backstage at the UFC, and you don't even realize you're talking to a crazy person until they say something like that.

00:45:20.000 Like, you know, I mean, these guys are all tough and everything, but I tell you, my mentality, I can't lose. 0.99

00:45:25.000 What the fuck? 0.99

00:45:27.000 Yeah, you know what, man? 1.00

00:45:28.000 Guys like me don't get in there.

00:45:29.000 That's the difference.

00:45:30.000 Guys like me, with my mentality, you know, they get in there, they never stop.

00:45:34.000 The referee couldn't pull me off.

00:45:35.000 I usually get the guys that say that, you know, they don't do MMA, they don't train, but if anything went down, they would kick them in the knee.

00:45:44.000 I'm like, really?

00:45:45.000 How often are you practicing this kick?

00:45:48.000 How many days a week?

00:45:49.000 How long?

00:45:50.000 I mean, if he was actually three days a week, was sitting in front of a bag and just kicking to the knee 45 minutes a day, three days a week, I might believe he's on to something. 0.98

00:46:02.000 Like, damn, maybe he's got this crazy kick to the knee. 0.95

00:46:04.000 If you didn't know how to fight and you ran into some Muay Thai guy for whatever reason, he just decided to only kick your legs out from India and just kick your legs until you're done. 0.99

00:46:13.000 That could be possible.

00:46:15.000 That's possible.

00:46:16.000 A guy who's really good at that could do that.

00:46:19.000 But the knee kick, man?

00:46:20.000 Come on, son.

00:46:21.000 Come on, son.

00:46:23.000 And they believe it. 1.00

00:46:24.000 You're going to wind up with that shit. 1.00

00:46:26.000 I'm going to see that coming. 1.00

00:46:27.000 You know how weak the knee is, bro?

00:46:29.000 It takes 10 pounds of pressure.

00:46:31.000 They always have these statistics.

00:46:33.000 And it just snaps, bro.

00:46:34.000 Certain statistics, that's one of them.

00:46:36.000 The other one is you only use 10% of your brain, bro.

00:46:39.000 Bro, you're only using, you know, they've only documented that people only use 10% of their brain.

00:46:45.000 It takes eight pounds of pressure to snap a knee, bro.

00:46:47.000 I can do that.

00:46:49.000 I'm really good at sidekicks.

00:46:51.000 You make the real good pseudo-intelligent stoner voice.

00:46:54.000 It takes eight pounds of pressure.

00:46:56.000 It's been documented on the History Channel. 0.99

00:46:58.000 Eight pounds of pressure for a fucking front snap kick right to the knee. 0.99

00:47:03.000 It's over. 1.00

00:47:03.000 The fight's over. 1.00

00:47:04.000 Okay?

00:47:05.000 I walk around with confidence.

00:47:07.000 Joey Diaz talking about that. 0.99

00:47:09.000 All he needs is a kick in the knee. 0.98

00:47:10.000 How would he say it? 0.99

00:47:11.000 Joe Rogan.

00:47:12.000 Joe Rogan, let me tell you something. 1.00

00:47:14.000 Can you fuck with me, dog? 1.00

00:47:15.000 I got one sidekick. 1.00

00:47:17.000 350 allegedly pounds is coming down your fucking knee. 1.00

00:47:21.000 Where you going, bitch? 1.00

00:47:22.000 You're going nowhere. 1.00

00:47:23.000 Come at me with that fucking karate shit. 1.00

00:47:26.000 You're a ninjitsu. 1.00

00:47:28.000 Get the fuck out of here. 1.00

00:47:30.000 Side kicks to the knees. 1.00

00:47:32.000 Let's grab a slice. 0.87

00:47:33.000 That's how I'm rolling.

00:47:34.000 Grab a slice, have a seat, pack a lunch.

00:47:39.000 That needs to happen.

00:47:41.000 A Joey Diaz cartoon with Joe Rogan doing the voice.

00:47:46.000 That's gotta happen.

00:47:48.000 Why would you have me doing him?

00:47:50.000 Mine is a poor substitute for the actual man himself.

00:47:52.000 It's just funny because it's close.

00:47:55.000 You sound just like him.

00:47:57.000 It's like you get into his soul. 1.00

00:47:59.000 You're saying the shit he would actually say. 0.99

00:48:02.000 That's what's funny. 0.99

00:48:02.000 You're doing him. 0.99

00:48:04.000 You're actually doing him.

00:48:05.000 I know Joey probably as much as Joey knows Joey.

00:48:10.000 How important is it to have people like that in your life, man?

00:48:13.000 If you find yourself a Joey Diaz, you better be nice to that guy.

00:48:16.000 Provide you with entertainment constantly.

00:48:19.000 Brian Callen, when we went hunting together, dude, I had a comedy show for five days.

00:48:23.000 That's what I had.

00:48:24.000 You know? 0.99

00:48:25.000 I took Brian fucking Callen. 0.99

00:48:27.000 It was like the perfect move. 0.99

00:48:28.000 I turned like this boring-ass camping trip where it's 10 degrees out. 1.00

00:48:33.000 Into a constant comedy show where Callan was talking about how he likes to fuck guys. 1.00

00:48:37.000 This is what I'm doing. 0.99

00:48:38.000 I'm holding you, okay? 0.98

00:48:40.000 And as I'm holding you, I'm licking your ear. 0.90

00:48:42.000 He would just come up with all these crazy things.

00:48:45.000 It was one of those jokes where it's the same joke over and over again. 1.00

00:48:50.000 It's all about fucking guys, holding guys down, fucking guys. 1.00

00:48:54.000 But it starts off really funny and ridiculous, and then you wonder, how long can this fucking guy keep this up? 1.00

00:49:01.000 And then five days in, you're still laughing at these same gay jokes. 1.00

00:49:05.000 It's just him talking about holding guys down and fucking them. 1.00

00:49:09.000 And it's like he has no shame and no limit to this. 1.00

00:49:15.000 He can just keep going.

00:49:16.000 He just keeps going.

00:49:17.000 So it was literally like a five-day comedy show. 0.97

00:49:20.000 It was the most I've ever laughed while freezing my dick off, sleeping outdoors.

00:49:24.000 It was a perfect experience. 0.99

00:49:26.000 Plus, he's just a fucking awesome guy. 0.98

00:49:28.000 And Callen's one of those guys that doesn't complain. 0.96

00:49:30.000 Like, he'll just go do what needs to be done. 0.99

00:49:32.000 Like, we gotta go hiking and shit. 1.00

00:49:34.000 He just goes hiking. 0.98

00:49:35.000 If Joey Diaz went on the trip with you, what would he say? 0.99

00:49:38.000 Joe Rogan, there's a fucking Vaughn's two miles away from my house! 0.99

00:49:42.000 I'll call them in advance, they'll get me antelope! 1.00

00:49:47.000 You want to take me up to the fucking badlands of Montana? 1.00

00:49:50.000 Suck my dick, okay? 1.00

00:49:53.000 A deer never did nothing to me. 1.00

00:49:56.000 God wanted us to be eating deer that'd be in the fucking store. 1.00

00:50:00.000 You'd be able to go to the fucking store! 1.00

00:50:23.000 Isn't it crazy that we've gotten so fucking stupid as a society that your product can advertise that you have real sugar and it's a good thing? 1.00

00:50:34.000 How retarded are we? 1.00

00:50:36.000 They're putting that on billboards. 0.98

00:50:37.000 Well, that's because corn syrup...

00:50:39.000 Made with real sugar.

00:50:40.000 People are finding out how hard it is for your body to process corn syrup.

00:50:43.000 Yeah, but sugar is... 1.00

00:50:45.000 Corn is the motherfucker, man. 1.00

00:50:47.000 Corn is... 1.00

00:50:48.000 You ever watched that King Corn documentary?

00:50:50.000 I think I have.

00:50:51.000 I've watched one too.

00:50:52.000 It's crazy how much money there is in growing corn, man.

00:50:55.000 And using corn and all sorts of different food items.

00:50:58.000 And there's a lot of good uses for corn.

00:51:00.000 First of all, it tastes good.

00:51:01.000 Corn on the cob is delicious.

00:51:02.000 You know, little corn tortillas.

00:51:04.000 Makes for some nice tacos. 1.00

00:51:07.000 But the reality is, that shit's not good for your body. 1.00

00:51:09.000 Especially like in corn syrup form. 1.00

00:51:11.000 And that shit's everywhere! 1.00

00:51:13.000 It's so bad that they're advertising, look, we're using sugar after all. 1.00

00:51:17.000 Wasn't sugar, like, wasn't it sugar free as good before?

00:51:20.000 Well, you know, you're only supposed to get sugar when it's attached to food.

00:51:24.000 You know, the idea of extracting sugar and then taking pure sugar That's not ever supposed to happen.

00:51:32.000 It doesn't exist in nature. 1.00

00:51:33.000 We're just so fucked up, man. 0.99

00:51:34.000 We have to dabble with everything and extract things and give you concentrated doses. 1.00

00:51:39.000 That's where cocaine came from. 0.92

00:51:40.000 If you eat the coca leaves, it's apparently very healthy.

00:51:44.000 The people that chew those leaves, those herders, Those high-altitude herders.

00:51:48.000 Why is it only grown in Colombia?

00:51:50.000 I don't know.

00:51:51.000 Are there other countries growing coke?

00:51:54.000 It seems like it's only Colombia.

00:51:55.000 Bolivia, yeah.

00:51:56.000 I think there's quite a few places that can grow it, but I think it's a climate thing.

00:52:00.000 But that doesn't make sense to me because then why can't people grow it in greenhouses?

00:52:05.000 And you never hear about cocaine busts where they bust them with cocoa plants.

00:52:09.000 So I don't know.

00:52:10.000 I'm not a botanist. 0.98

00:52:11.000 I don't understand what the fuck's wrong. 0.92

00:52:12.000 But it seems like it would... 0.96

00:52:14.000 It doesn't make any sense that you have to get it all from South America unless it's the only place where it grows.

00:52:19.000 That's the only thing that makes sense to me.

00:52:21.000 And I remember there was some controversy about the Egyptian mummies.

00:52:26.000 One of the coolest things they found was evidence of cocaine on one of the mummies when they did this real thorough analysis of it.

00:52:33.000 And that could be one of two things.

00:52:35.000 It means either someone had made it all the way to South America and brought back cocaine.

00:52:40.000 That is one possibility.

00:52:42.000 Or that someone from South America got in a boat and came all the way to Egypt and sold them cocaine or It was some kind of a false positive because there was some other substance that could mirror that. 0.70

00:52:54.000 When you're dealing with, you know, someone who's been dead for 5,000 fucking years, I'm sure there's a lot of guesswork involved in the analysis of it. 0.99

00:53:00.000 But they were thinking that maybe the Egyptian had got a hold of some eight balls. 1.00

00:53:04.000 Or maybe the archaeologist is a coke head. 1.00

00:53:06.000 And they like accidentally spilled some coke on his shit. 1.00

00:53:09.000 Like, dude! 1.00

00:53:10.000 Egyptians!

00:53:11.000 He's like, no, it's the Egyptians! 1.00

00:53:12.000 He's like, no, no, it's not mine! 1.00

00:53:14.000 It's on the fucking, it's the mummy! 1.00

00:53:16.000 He did it! 1.00

00:53:18.000 So he had to roll with it.

00:53:19.000 That's not outside the realm of possibility.

00:53:22.000 He had to roll with it.

00:53:24.000 He didn't have a choice.

00:53:25.000 You get tired using that brush all day.

00:53:27.000 You need a little pick-me-up.

00:53:29.000 You say, look, I'm just going to do this coke this one time.

00:53:31.000 I'm just going to get really juiced up.

00:53:33.000 Dude, you've got to be a coke. 1.00

00:53:34.000 Cokehead to be an archaeologist. 1.00

00:53:36.000 Like fucking combing rocks with a toothbrush. 1.00

00:53:39.000 Dude, I'd be doing bath salts. 1.00

00:53:42.000 Cokeheads would forget what they were doing. 1.00

00:53:44.000 What the fuck was I doing? 1.00

00:53:46.000 They would forget what they were doing. 0.99

00:53:47.000 And they would try to start different new businesses while they were cleaning it up.

00:53:51.000 They'd be like, dude, I got this amazing idea.

00:53:53.000 And they would try to bring you in.

00:53:56.000 You're like my brother.

00:53:57.000 I mean, even though we just met, you're like my brother.

00:53:59.000 I want you to come in on this idea with me, man.

00:54:01.000 Let's do it.

00:54:02.000 Let's do it. 1.00

00:54:03.000 Fuck archaeology, man. 1.00

00:54:04.000 Let's make a boat. 1.00

00:54:05.000 Let's make our own boat. 0.59

00:54:06.000 Archaeologists, they use their archaeology sometimes to get chicks.

00:54:11.000 Like to say, I'm going to go to Egypt.

00:54:12.000 You want to come with me and help me out?

00:54:13.000 Okay.

00:54:14.000 I bet they would if they were like... 1.00

00:54:15.000 Bring your fucking toothbrushes. 1.00

00:54:17.000 If they were like academic chicks, you know? 1.00

00:54:19.000 Totally, totally.

00:54:20.000 Yeah, that's like a romantic thing.

00:54:22.000 A guy who's like a published author and Egyptologist, and he invites you to a dig.

00:54:26.000 Like, oh my god. 0.99

00:54:27.000 How much pussy do you think Giorgio's getting? 1.00

00:54:29.000 He's gonna be digging me? 1.00

00:54:30.000 Oh, Giorgio's a handsome bastard. 1.00

00:54:32.000 He's probably crushing it. 0.98

00:54:33.000 I would not want to speculate, because I don't know the man's personal situation.

00:54:36.000 Oh.

00:54:36.000 But I would say that if he wanted to.

00:54:38.000 Yeah, yeah. 1.00

00:54:39.000 Giorgio Suclos, a smooth-talking motherfucker. 1.00

00:54:42.000 Everyone makes fun of his hair. 1.00

00:54:43.000 He knows what he's doing.

00:54:44.000 He knows what he's doing. 0.99

00:54:45.000 He said, the bitches are going to remember this hair. 1.00

00:54:47.000 It was funny, man. 0.98

00:54:49.000 He got upset at me when I retweeted the thing about Ancient Aliens Debunked.

00:54:54.000 He was upset.

00:54:55.000 I'm like, look, this is how I looked at it.

00:54:58.000 You cannot be upset when someone points out mistakes.

00:55:02.000 You can't shoot the messenger.

00:55:04.000 And he was like, I didn't know you supported Christians.

00:55:07.000 The guy's a fundamentalist Christian.

00:55:08.000 And I was like... 0.98

00:55:09.000 Okay, look, man, I like you a lot, and I like the whole subject of aliens a lot, but that guy who made that video pointed out a lot of shit that was inaccurate. 0.96

00:55:19.000 And that's important. 0.97

00:55:20.000 It's important to get shit accurate. 0.97

00:55:22.000 It's important to not make speculations based on faulty evidence. 0.97

00:55:27.000 And when you've got a television show, you have a certain amount of responsibility.

00:55:30.000 So, in my opinion, instead of being upset at that guy, he should have been upset that they put something out that was inaccurate.

00:55:36.000 But that doesn't discount the possibility of That we could have been visited by ancient aliens.

00:55:42.000 That's where, everybody wants to take one camp or another.

00:55:45.000 And this debunker guy, he's like convinced.

00:55:47.000 I used to believe that too, but now I think it's been thoroughly debunked.

00:55:51.000 Nothing's been debunked.

00:55:53.000 There's one monkey.

00:55:55.000 Okay, that looks way different from all the other monkeys.

00:55:59.000 And the only thing that we resemble is dogs, in that we are completely different looking, but we can breed with each other.

00:56:06.000 Like Shaquille O'Neal could mate with Miley Cyrus.

00:56:10.000 I mean, they don't even look like they're remotely the same species. 0.99

00:56:13.000 You know, Shaquille O'Neal is seven foot, whatever the fuck he is. 0.98

00:56:16.000 Miley Cyrus is not a good example. 0.99

00:56:18.000 Like, give me a really pale white girl who's tiny. 1.00

00:56:22.000 Anyone.

00:56:23.000 Bjork.

00:56:24.000 Okay.

00:56:24.000 Rosie O'Donnell.

00:56:25.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:56:25.000 Shaquille O'Neal could fuck Bjork and they could have a baby. 1.00

00:56:28.000 That's ridiculous. 1.00

00:56:29.000 The only place that exists in nature is with dogs. 1.00

00:56:33.000 You know, like a baboon can't fuck an orangutan and get it pregnant. 1.00

00:56:38.000 It doesn't work that way. 1.00

00:56:39.000 But a dog, any dog can fuck any other dog and then just make another dog. 1.00

00:56:44.000 Like you take crazy dogs like a beagle and that beagle can fuck one of those giant Russian wolf dogs. 1.00

00:56:50.000 You ever seen those things? 1.00

00:56:52.000 Octavox, or whatever the fuck it's called, this crazy thing that looks like an American werewolf in London. 0.99

00:56:56.000 I mean, it's the most ridiculous-looking dog ever. 1.00

00:56:58.000 Well, they can fuck, and they can make a little crazy little hybrid baby. 1.00

00:57:01.000 That only exists in people and dogs. 1.00

00:57:04.000 And we know that human beings are genetically engineered dogs. 0.96

00:57:07.000 We know that, you know, by selective breeding and, you know, however the fuck they did it, they're not exactly sure, but they know that all dogs emanate from wolves. 0.99

00:57:15.000 Somehow or another, From wolves came chihuahuas and beagles and bulldogs. 0.97

00:57:21.000 All of them originated as wolves, which is really fucking fascinating when you stop and think about it.

00:57:25.000 Because we don't know about the origin of dogs. 0.54

00:57:27.000 The origin of dogs is a very confusing and slippery subject. 0.95

00:57:31.000 So then when you start talking about the origin of people, well, we fucking resemble dogs quite a bit, folks. 0.96

00:57:36.000 Okay? 0.94

00:57:37.000 And we don't look like anything else around us, and we don't behave like anything else around us. 0.91

00:57:41.000 We're way fucking smarter than everything else here. 0.53

00:57:45.000 What's going on? 0.90

00:57:45.000 What's going on and how do we get here? 0.90

00:57:47.000 It seems confusing.

00:57:49.000 That video, he was trying to make it look like he was debunking the whole ancient aliens theory.

00:57:56.000 Yeah, he pointed out some mistakes, but he was debunking the whole ancient alien theory. 0.96

00:58:04.000 There's been a million documentaries on the shit that ancient aliens has done. 0.91

00:58:09.000 What ancient aliens is doing, it's already been done, but they're doing it. 0.99

00:58:12.000 It looks the best.

00:58:14.000 It's highly produced.

00:58:15.000 It's on a history channel. 0.99

00:58:16.000 So when I first saw Ancient Aliens, I already knew all that shit from... 0.98

00:58:20.000 I didn't know everything. 0.95

00:58:22.000 I learned a lot from Ancient Aliens, but the subjects were like all the stuff from Zachariah Sitchin.

00:58:30.000 Me and Joe were both into Zachariah Sitchin.

00:58:32.000 So to see it on a major television network was awesome.

00:58:37.000 Whether they get a date here or pounds off or whatever, That's on the TV show.

00:58:42.000 It's not on the theory.

00:58:44.000 It would be like watching a jiu-jitsu documentary done by NBC, right?

00:58:50.000 The guys at NBC, they don't know jiu-jitsu that well, but they want to do a jiu-jitsu documentary.

00:58:55.000 They could easily get frauds or dudes that don't know, you know, they're not real experts in jiu-jitsu and put them on the show. 0.99

00:59:02.000 And as a jiu-jitsu expert, you watch that and You're not gonna, you know, this guy's a dumbass. 1.00

00:59:07.000 They put that motherfucker in there. 1.00

00:59:09.000 They're not, and then someone comes around and says, jujitsu ain't shit. 1.00

00:59:12.000 That guy's a fraud. 0.99

00:59:13.000 He's not even a real brown belt. 1.00

00:59:15.000 You know, he's a lie.

00:59:15.000 They put him on TV, but that would, you're not denouncing jujitsu.

00:59:19.000 You're denouncing the show.

00:59:21.000 And he needed to be more clear about that.

00:59:23.000 He wasn't fucking up the theories. 0.99

00:59:24.000 Come on, get the fuck out of here. 1.00

00:59:25.000 You're gonna tell me that, you know, there's so much evidence. 0.99

00:59:29.000 I could go on and on. 0.99

00:59:30.000 You're gonna tell me there isn't a possibility that there's some crazy shit going on? 0.99

00:59:34.000 You think, like, you got it all figured out? 0.99

00:59:36.000 There's a possibility that anything could happen.

00:59:39.000 You know...

00:59:40.000 Joe?

00:59:42.000 I'm done.

00:59:43.000 If you look at the...

00:59:46.000 There's a bunch of different things that happen to people.

00:59:49.000 And one of them that's the most confusing to scientists is the doubling of the human brain size over a period of two million years.

00:59:56.000 It's a really shocking fossil event. 0.95

00:59:58.000 They don't know what the fuck did that. 0.97

01:00:00.000 And there's a lot of different theories. 0.98

01:00:02.000 About higher protein consumption.

01:00:04.000 We figured out hunting, and then once we started hunting, our brains started growing because they had to figure out how to outsmart the animals.

01:00:10.000 And they connected to the throwing arm, the possibility that we figured out that we can throw things in a manner that no other animals can.

01:00:16.000 So then we started catching things with spears, and that accelerated our learning curve.

01:00:20.000 There's a lot of, like, weird... 0.97

01:00:22.000 But the bottom line is it's a fucking crazy mystery.

01:00:25.000 And if some alien race from another galaxy who is unbelievably brilliant and many, many, many, many, many generations ahead of us in the future to the point where, you know, they realized that in order to preserve intelligent life, 0.96

01:00:42.000 you have to seed it.

01:00:43.000 So you have to come to a planet that already has life, find the smartest thing there.

01:00:48.000 What do you got here?

01:00:49.000 There's this crazy monkey thing that's figured out how to use a stick to pick up ants.

01:00:53.000 Okay, good.

01:00:54.000 He's thinking. 0.99

01:00:55.000 Okay, let's take some of them and let's do some shit to their DNA and let's see if they survive. 1.00

01:01:00.000 And then they come back. 1.00

01:01:01.000 They leave for a few thousand years or whatever and come back and see what the fuck we have. 0.99

01:01:05.000 What do we have now? 0.98

01:01:06.000 Well, we have some new signals.

01:01:08.000 They've developed nuclear weapons.

01:01:09.000 What do you want to do? 1.00

01:01:10.000 Fuck, that quick? 1.00

01:01:11.000 And then they come back and check us out. 1.00

01:01:14.000 It's very possible.

01:01:16.000 It's just as possible as us sending rovers to Mars.

01:01:20.000 We have done that.

01:01:21.000 We have to realize that if we have done that, And we have existed in this planet for 4.6 billion years.

01:01:30.000 It took for a human being to get to this point.

01:01:33.000 What if there's a planet that's 20 billion years old?

01:01:36.000 You know?

01:01:37.000 What if there's a planet that's, just double it.

01:01:40.000 Let's go to 12 billion. 0.97

01:01:41.000 What the fuck are we going to be like in 6 billion years or 4 billion years? 0.76

01:01:46.000 The whole crazy thing about the 10th planet or Nibiru, that planet, is that Who knows if it's out there really or not? 0.94

01:01:54.000 Who knows? 0.67

01:01:55.000 But the way people react to that theory is that there's trillions and trillions and trillions of stars and planets every fucking way. 1.00

01:02:05.000 But if you believe there's a fucking other planet out there, you're fucking crazy. 0.98

01:02:09.000 Well, the real problem with the Nibiru theory is that it comes in between Mars and Jupiter every 3,600 years. 1.00

01:02:17.000 That's the problem. 0.97

01:02:18.000 Is that we have depictions of shit that happened 3,600 years ago. 0.95

01:02:23.000 It's not that reliable, but you're talking, you would have to go to like 1000 BC. I think that if a planet came around and filled the sky, there would probably be a lot of stories about it. 0.92

01:02:37.000 And there's no stories about no planet.

01:02:39.000 Yeah. 0.97

01:02:39.000 Doesn't mean it didn't happen and didn't just fuck people up. 0.97

01:02:43.000 Yeah, who knows if it happened or not. 0.96

01:02:44.000 But that reaction, like it's so crazy, like it's so magical that there's another planet out there.

01:02:52.000 I would think they also should be able to track that thing moving.

01:02:55.000 If it was in an elliptical orbit, if it's that big, they should be able to track it.

01:02:58.000 Who knows what we're getting?

01:02:59.000 Who knows what info we're getting?

01:03:02.000 There's a video out right now.

01:03:03.000 You know how you hear about all these different 2012, December 21st theories?

01:03:08.000 From asteroids to earthquakes to solar flares, all the dark stuff.

01:03:13.000 And then there's people that say, oh no, it's a spiritual awakening time.

01:03:17.000 And oh, the Mayan calendar, they didn't say anything about any total destruction or anything.

01:03:23.000 There's all these theories, right? 0.97

01:03:24.000 So there's this one theory that is fucking great. 0.99

01:03:28.000 It's probably all bullshit, but it's great, dude. 0.99

01:03:31.000 There's a video on YouTube. 0.98

01:03:33.000 This guy, if you YouTube, Mayan Explains December 21st, 2012. He looks like a Mayan, like an Indian, dark skin, long black hair.

01:03:44.000 He's got his Mayan little headset on or his bandana on or something.

01:03:48.000 Like white clothes that kind of look like, is that Elton John or is that Mayan?

01:03:53.000 Kind of weird, right?

01:03:54.000 And he gave a lecture in Santa Monica and the video is everywhere.

01:03:59.000 I don't know how popular it is.

01:04:02.000 It might be nothing now that I think about it.

01:04:04.000 But anyways, the video is interesting.

01:04:06.000 He gives a lecture on what's going to happen December 21st, 2012. And he explains the whole Mayan pyramids and everything.

01:04:13.000 They should make that guy put all the money that he gets from that lecture in a box.

01:04:17.000 Okay?

01:04:18.000 And if 2012, December 23rd, rolls around to give you a 24-hour grace period, nothing happened?

01:04:25.000 Okay.

01:04:25.000 We're going to take that money back.

01:04:26.000 No, no.

01:04:27.000 This is what he says happens.

01:04:28.000 This is what he says happens.

01:04:29.000 He comes out and he says, first of all, Is this the guy?

01:04:35.000 Yeah.

01:04:35.000 I don't know.

01:04:36.000 The dude's probably just hustling.

01:04:52.000 Why is this so interesting?

01:04:53.000 No, the story...

01:04:54.000 Oh, here, here, here.

01:04:55.000 The story is badass.

01:04:57.000 This one?

01:04:58.000 The story is badass?

01:05:00.000 Oh, no, the third one.

01:05:00.000 That's it right there, right?

01:05:01.000 That one right there.

01:05:02.000 That guy.

01:05:08.000 What is it?

01:05:09.000 Are you actually going to hear it?

01:05:13.000 So now in these times, there's something that really bothers me.

01:05:23.000 And it has to do with the planetary alignment that's going to happen on the 21st of December of this year.

01:05:32.000 There's a great experiment that is going to be fulfilled on that day.

01:05:39.000 And this experiment uses the particle accelerators.

01:05:45.000 Scientists are looking for the antimatter.

01:05:50.000 And so they want to use this planetary alignment To generate a very high vibration.

01:06:05.000 It's called the proton-proton.

01:06:12.000 It's a proton that's generated with very large machines.

01:06:19.000 And there are two particles that Revolve in opposite directions.

01:06:25.000 Alright, stop now.

01:06:27.000 Stop now.

01:06:28.000 Okay, this is what it gets to. 1.00

01:06:29.000 I was going to really listen to him, except he's full of shit and he has a sleeveless shirt on. 1.00

01:06:34.000 Those are two things I don't like. 1.00

01:06:36.000 No, but this is what he says.

01:06:37.000 He says what's happening on 2012, 21st.

01:06:41.000 You don't want to know?

01:06:42.000 Why? 1.00

01:06:42.000 He sucks. 1.00

01:06:43.000 This guy's just a bullshit artist. 1.00

01:06:45.000 Okay, okay, okay. 1.00

01:06:46.000 What's he going to say?

01:06:46.000 I'm just saying it's a cool story.

01:06:48.000 Oh, okay.

01:06:49.000 It's a cool story.

01:06:49.000 Keep it going, then.

01:06:51.000 Nah, forget it.

01:06:52.000 No, it's okay. 1.00

01:06:53.000 Well, he's just some crazy guy with a fucking bullshit story. 1.00

01:06:57.000 Those guys are annoying. 1.00

01:06:59.000 Listen to him.

01:07:00.000 When they come together, when they collide, they let go and they release all of these protons for the impact.

01:07:12.000 And these protons They stimulate another round in the machine and they hit the earth.

01:07:23.000 And when they hit the earth, they create a chain reaction.

01:07:32.000 They create a reaction towards the direction of the magma.

01:07:37.000 The magma hits the protons and it shoots out to the exterior of the earth.

01:07:48.000 And so when they are released, they break the tectonic plates.

01:07:59.000 So they ignite the methane gas, and the gas escapes in the earth.

01:08:08.000 And one moment of that friction, the methane gas He's just talking about what happens with the Large Hadron Collider,

01:08:25.000 the problems that's happening.

01:08:26.000 He's saying there's an experiment.

01:08:27.000 2012, they're going to...

01:08:29.000 Yeah, I understand what he's saying. 1.00

01:08:31.000 This is stupid. 1.00

01:08:34.000 And so that's how hundreds of hectares of forests are burned. 1.00

01:08:40.000 Let me give it to you in a nutshell.

01:08:42.000 You can stop it.

01:08:43.000 You can stop it.

01:08:45.000 How did you ever get this far?

01:08:47.000 How did you ever get so far and then repeat it and then bring it to us?

01:08:51.000 And what's Will Ferrell doing in it?

01:08:52.000 Is that Will Ferrell?

01:08:54.000 What he's saying is that...

01:08:56.000 This is what he's saying.

01:08:57.000 This is what he's saying.

01:09:00.000 During the galactic alignment...

01:09:03.000 The reason he's explaining the particle collider is that they're going to do that on the 21st, right when...

01:09:14.000 The sun is in the, you know, when it passes through the center of the galaxy, he goes for eight minutes.

01:09:19.000 This is what he says, for eight minutes, that this is why, for eight minutes, we're going to be hit with, like, energy from the center of the galaxy, that we feel enlightened, like we're in a dream. 0.98

01:09:30.000 Do you know that Neil deGrasse Tyson says that that alignment happens all the time and it's total bullshit? 0.97

01:09:35.000 I never knew that. 0.96

01:09:36.000 Yeah, he's an astronomer.

01:09:38.000 I'll go with him.

01:09:39.000 And what does he say? 1.00

01:09:41.000 He says it's bullshit. 0.99

01:09:42.000 He says that alignment happens all the time and that these people that are talking about this alignment, they're not astronomers. 0.99

01:09:48.000 They really don't know what they're saying.

01:09:49.000 It doesn't happen every 26,000 years? 0.99

01:09:52.000 Not according to Neil deGrasse Tyson, and he's a fucking brilliant man. 0.99

01:09:55.000 He says that that 26,000-year cycle is bullshit? 1.00

01:09:58.000 It's nonsense. 0.99

01:09:59.000 Really?

01:09:59.000 Yeah, he says it happens all the time.

01:10:00.000 Well, the procession of the equinox is a 26,000-year cycle.

01:10:04.000 You're talking about a completely different thing.

01:10:05.000 The procession of the equinox is the wobble of the Earth, and that is 26,000 years.

01:10:11.000 That's been proven.

01:10:12.000 I thought that here's the center of the galaxy like a disc, and our sun It takes 26, it rotates like this around it, like that, and it takes 26,000 years to make that loop, and then it goes through the center, and then it goes this way, down,

01:10:28.000 upward, and then it goes through the center.

01:10:30.000 That's what I read, but I could be totally wrong.

01:10:32.000 I don't even know what that means.

01:10:33.000 I'm not really sure I know what that means.

01:10:34.000 You know what I mean?

01:10:35.000 Like, the center of the galaxy, the galaxy's a disc. 1.00

01:10:37.000 You were doing shit with your hands. 0.99

01:10:39.000 Well, you know what I'm talking about? 0.99

01:10:40.000 Hey, dude, this is not a good place. 0.94

01:10:42.000 Confusing the shit out of me. 0.87

01:10:43.000 I'm looking over my shoulder, I'm seeing people. 0.89

01:10:48.000 Yeah, I don't know.

01:10:49.000 Does it work that way?

01:10:51.000 I don't know.

01:10:52.000 That's what I read.

01:10:53.000 That's what I saw on the internet.

01:10:57.000 See, that's the problem.

01:10:59.000 You know what I mean?

01:10:59.000 Neil deGrasse Tyson says nothing's going to happen.

01:11:02.000 He says that that connection, that shit's there all the time. 0.99

01:11:08.000 So the sun passes through the center of the galaxy all the time? 1.00

01:11:11.000 Apparently.

01:11:11.000 Is that what he's saying?

01:11:12.000 Apparently the position it's going to be in, he said it's happened many times.

01:11:17.000 That's what he says. 0.99

01:11:19.000 These motherfuckers working on the Large Hadron Collider, though, they are unchecked. 1.00

01:11:22.000 Unchecked crazy super geniuses. 1.00

01:11:25.000 I'm not saying that we should stop the program, but I am saying that there's far too people that aren't concerned about the possibilities of all the crazy shit they're doing. 0.99

01:11:36.000 They're absolutely making little black holes. 0.99

01:11:39.000 Absolutely.

01:11:40.000 When you create that Higgs boson particle, there's these microscopic black holes that are made.

01:11:44.000 They don't have enough gravity to stay active, so they disappear really quickly. 0.99

01:11:49.000 But what the fuck? 1.00

01:11:51.000 What kind of a crazy asshole uses a machine with the possibility of making a black hole? 1.00

01:11:58.000 Because what's going to happen next? 1.00

01:11:59.000 Are they going to be happy with these results and just stop there?

01:12:02.000 What if there's more spectacular energy that can be created, but there's a smaller chance the black hole sticks around a while?

01:12:12.000 Of course they're going to go for that.

01:12:13.000 They're going to keep doing it.

01:12:15.000 They're going to keep doing it. 1.00

01:12:16.000 Because people are fucking infantuated with figuring out how shit works. 0.99

01:12:22.000 Things like the Large Hadron Collider, it's just one step in a never-ending process until they get to technology that could end the universe instantly, all at once. 0.99

01:12:35.000 It's almost inevitable.

01:12:36.000 If you think about what they're doing now, Large Hadron Collider is a crazy idea.

01:12:41.000 They are finding, they're recreating the conditions millionths of a second after the universe was created.

01:12:51.000 That's what they're doing by smashing those atoms together.

01:12:54.000 They're recreating this particle.

01:12:55.000 The way they figured that out to build...

01:12:56.000 What is it, like 17 miles in a circle?

01:13:00.000 Something like that?

01:13:01.000 I think it's 22. I think it's 22 miles.

01:13:04.000 It might be 22 kilometers. 0.99

01:13:05.000 Whatever the fuck it is. 0.99

01:13:06.000 And they smash? 0.99

01:13:07.000 And they smash these atoms together.

01:13:09.000 It's crazy.

01:13:11.000 Not only did they figure it out, they explained it, got funding...

01:13:16.000 And then they're out there doing it.

01:13:17.000 That is alien right there.

01:13:19.000 They're not us.

01:13:20.000 I don't know any of people that can do that. 0.99

01:13:22.000 How the fuck did they do that? 1.00

01:13:23.000 Those are aliens. 1.00

01:13:24.000 I mean, it's like...

01:13:25.000 It's a circle, like a tube in a circle, and they run particles simultaneously, and then they run into each other or something.

01:13:33.000 I don't understand it.

01:13:34.000 I'm not smart.

01:13:35.000 And then when they collide, the explosion...

01:13:39.000 They're taking snapshots of the explosion to see what the hell is going on.

01:13:44.000 They're trying to find the god particle.

01:13:47.000 They believe they've isolated that.

01:13:49.000 And there's also something called quark gluon plasma.

01:13:53.000 That's another thing that they've created.

01:13:55.000 They've created a new kind of matter that didn't exist before. 0.99

01:13:59.000 They're doing a lot of freaky shit. 0.79

01:14:00.000 This quark gluon plasma, I think if you made... 0.98

01:14:04.000 I think the dimensions are...

01:14:06.000 A sugar cube would weigh 40 million pounds.

01:14:10.000 It might be billion.

01:14:12.000 Let me see. 0.98

01:14:12.000 I gotta pull that up because it's fucking crazy. 0.98

01:14:16.000 When I read the quote, glue on plasma weight. 0.99

01:14:21.000 When I read the quote, I was like, what the fuck are they doing? 0.99

01:14:25.000 They're making some shit that is just like infinitely heavy. 0.99

01:14:31.000 And this is something that it was... 0.99

01:14:34.000 I believe this was all...

01:14:36.000 Basically, this was all theoretical until really recently.

01:14:41.000 I know that the...

01:14:42.000 Oh my god.

01:14:46.000 The quark-gluon plasma has an approximate temperature of 4 trillion degrees Celsius. 0.99

01:14:54.000 Holy shit. 0.98

01:14:57.000 4 trillion degrees Celsius. 0.99

01:15:02.000 There's just weird shit to reality and to matter that they're starting to figure out, like things like this, like this quark gluon plasma and the Higgs boson and whatever this new matter thing that they figured out. 0.79

01:15:16.000 They figured out some new kind of matter that they've created. 0.95

01:15:19.000 All of this is very, very, very strange.

01:15:22.000 Isn't it crazy getting most of our info from Twitter?

01:15:25.000 It's out there hunting the latest, coolest info down and And they just tweet it, and boom, you see it on Twitter.

01:15:32.000 Remember Family Matters?

01:15:33.000 Yeah.

01:15:35.000 That's a good show.

01:15:37.000 What are you talking about?

01:15:38.000 You were talking about Matters, weren't you?

01:15:40.000 Oh.

01:15:42.000 How dare you?

01:15:44.000 How dare you, Brian?

01:15:50.000 You need to go to a doctor.

01:15:51.000 I told you this many times.

01:15:54.000 What were we talking about before that?

01:15:56.000 Before he came and directed?

01:15:58.000 Large Aldron Collider.

01:16:02.000 Why do you think that's funny?

01:16:03.000 You think it's funny to just ruin conversations?

01:16:05.000 I thought you'd just be like, haha, like that.

01:16:06.000 No, it's impossible to move away from that one.

01:16:10.000 Don't worry about it. 0.90

01:16:11.000 The network that we have, though, with Twitter, all the people sending you shit, it's really an incredible thing that never existed before. 0.97

01:16:19.000 The idea that people all around the world find cool shit, they send it to you because they know you're retweeted if you find cool shit? 0.98

01:16:25.000 Yeah. 0.98

01:16:26.000 And you just keep doing that. 0.97

01:16:27.000 So you're constantly, every day, getting new cool shit. 0.99

01:16:30.000 The latest cool shit. 0.99

01:16:31.000 You know what's annoying though, man? 0.99

01:16:32.000 The occasional parody site. 1.00

01:16:34.000 Fuck you, fake news. 1.00

01:16:37.000 Fuck you with your fucking boring ass fake news. 1.00

01:16:40.000 That shit's boring. 1.00

01:16:42.000 I don't like any of it. 1.00

01:16:43.000 I think The Onion does it really well.

01:16:45.000 The Onion does it...

01:16:46.000 They do...

01:16:46.000 And by the way, it's The Onion.

01:16:48.000 You go to The Onion, you know what the fuck The Onion is. 0.98

01:16:49.000 There's all these fake onions that are coming along. 0.99

01:16:52.000 They'll make these fake stories.

01:16:53.000 And occasionally they rope you in.

01:16:55.000 And someone's like, dude, it's a parody site.

01:16:56.000 Like, it's a parody site? 0.99

01:16:57.000 What the fuck kind of parody is that? 0.99

01:16:59.000 Where you just lied? 0.99

01:17:00.000 What are they?

01:17:01.000 What are the famous ones?

01:17:02.000 How is it a parody when you lie?

01:17:03.000 It's just a lie. 1.00

01:17:04.000 It's just a fake fuck. 1.00

01:17:05.000 It's not even remotely weird enough to be fake. 1.00

01:17:08.000 You should check out The Young Turks if you haven't.

01:17:10.000 We had the co-host on today on the podcast.

01:17:12.000 I think you'd really like her a lot.

01:17:14.000 We've talked about that show a lot.

01:17:14.000 Yeah.

01:17:15.000 She's great.

01:17:16.000 Yeah.

01:17:16.000 We talked about it yesterday.

01:17:18.000 I talked about it with Shane Smith the other day, too.

01:17:21.000 What happened with her?

01:17:23.000 Did you know that that's the number one news right now?

01:17:25.000 Her channel is the number one online news.

01:17:28.000 That makes sense.

01:17:29.000 Isn't that crazy?

01:17:30.000 Makes sense.

01:17:30.000 People don't want to watch CNN online anymore.

01:17:33.000 They know they're getting bullshitted. 0.99

01:17:34.000 And by the way, they also know they're going to have to sit through these fucking commercials every time it jumps to a new story. 0.99

01:17:40.000 You ever go to CNN.com? 0.99

01:17:41.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:17:41.000 Great source of information, but it makes you want to put your fucking head through a wall and start listening to their videos. 1.00

01:17:47.000 Because if you watch their video, every fucking video you have to watch a 30-second commercial. 1.00

01:17:52.000 So it's over and over and over again, and usually it's the same goddamn commercial. 1.00

01:17:57.000 So over and over and over again, you're listening to this stupid nonsense about detergent or whatever the fuck it is. 1.00

01:18:03.000 And you get to the point where you're like, this is crazy. 1.00

01:18:05.000 Play me ten in a row, okay?

01:18:07.000 Play me three in a row. 1.00

01:18:08.000 You can't have a fucking commercial after each goddamn video. 1.00

01:18:12.000 So that's how the Young Turks, they just sneak in and steal CNN's thunder. 0.99

01:18:17.000 She said she'll come on the podcast if we ever want her.

01:18:19.000 Okay, that would be beautiful.

01:18:20.000 She was fun?

01:18:21.000 I think you would like her.

01:18:21.000 She's very intelligent.

01:18:22.000 It's pretty cool talking to a smart chick. 0.98

01:18:25.000 Yeah, I wonder how much the CIA's been following her.

01:18:28.000 If you're telling some real news on the internet?

01:18:31.000 Whoever?

01:18:31.000 Is she one of those people?

01:18:32.000 No, this is a different one.

01:18:34.000 Eddie, have you ever been to a dance club where somebody has those little glowy pins that attach to their fingers?

01:18:42.000 Have you seen those?

01:18:43.000 Yeah, they're like glow sticks that attach to your fingers.

01:18:47.000 I don't know.

01:18:48.000 I haven't been to a club in a long time.

01:18:50.000 It's so funny.

01:18:50.000 I saw a guy the other day in San Diego, and he had these little things that you attach to your fingers that are like glow sticks, but you go like this and they flash around.

01:18:58.000 I guess it's like a rave thing now, popular. 0.99

01:19:01.000 But it was hilarious watching him dance with that shit. 1.00

01:19:03.000 They're too lazy for glow sticks. 1.00

01:19:05.000 Like, you know what, man?

01:19:06.000 I like glow sticks, but I want to carry things.

01:19:10.000 Can you make them stick to my fingers so I can just move my fingers around?

01:19:13.000 It's so weird.

01:19:14.000 It's the gayest with an H thing you will ever see somebody dance around with those things on his finger. 1.00

01:19:19.000 Look, I've seen sadder, dude. 1.00

01:19:21.000 I've seen a lot of sad shit. 1.00

01:19:23.000 At least glow sticks kind of look cool when you're high. 1.00

01:19:26.000 There's something to them.

01:19:27.000 It's funny how one sort of a thing got attached to one drug, you know?

01:19:33.000 Ecstasy and glow sticks, you know?

01:19:35.000 It's kind of interesting.

01:19:37.000 Well, when you're on ecstasy, lights are way brighter.

01:19:40.000 Yeah.

01:19:42.000 Well, and also it's like hypnotic when you see it like trailing in the air.

01:19:46.000 You know, there's like a certain trail quality to those glow sticks.

01:19:51.000 Here's a guy I got, if you're looking at the video.

01:19:54.000 Oh, you don't have video over there. 0.98

01:19:55.000 It sucks. 0.88

01:19:56.000 Just play it in the thing. 0.99

01:19:59.000 What am I looking at?

01:20:00.000 Here he has them on.

01:20:03.000 These like low finger things.

01:20:04.000 And so you see these guys dancing around.

01:20:07.000 Oh my god. 0.98

01:20:08.000 And it's the most ridiculous thing ever. 0.99

01:20:11.000 I don't know if they're singing sound. 0.95

01:20:16.000 But, like, this was like, I saw all these people in San Diego have them. 0.99

01:20:20.000 Like, me and Doug Benson were at a dance club and saw, like, a guy doing this shit. 0.99

01:20:24.000 And it's just like, is that the new thing? 0.99

01:20:27.000 I feel like an old man.

01:20:28.000 I would say it's definitely not the new thing.

01:20:30.000 I do not see that catching on.

01:20:32.000 It was funny watching people dance with it.

01:20:35.000 I didn't even know it existed, man.

01:20:37.000 Would you ever do that?

01:20:38.000 Yeah, sure. 1.00

01:20:39.000 If the movement hit me, if the rhythm gets me, I might go and put on some fucking glow stick thingies and dance like a motherfucker. 1.00

01:20:49.000 Have you guys heard about this lawsuit where there's a pill that this dude took that turned him into a gay sex and gambling act? 1.00

01:20:58.000 The court has upheld this ruling, okay? 0.98

01:21:03.000 A ruling against the pharmaceutical giant, Glasgow Smith, they had to pay €197,000 to a man who claimed that the drug used to treat his Parkinson's turned him into a gay, sex, and gambling addict. 0.95

01:21:20.000 What?

01:21:21.000 What's the translation of money?

01:21:23.000 Was that ten bucks that they had to pay?

01:21:24.000 No, it's $151,000.

01:21:28.000 They paid him $151,000.

01:21:32.000 How is that possible?

01:21:34.000 I don't know, man. 0.99

01:21:35.000 I don't know what the fuck happened. 0.99

01:21:37.000 So the guy said the drug made him addicted to internet gambling and caused him to lose the family savings and steal to feed the habit that cost him 82,000 euros. 1.00

01:21:49.000 Then he said he attempted suicide eight times and became a compulsive gay sex addict. 0.89

01:21:56.000 Exposing himself on the internet and cross-dressing. 1.00

01:21:59.000 His risky sexual encounters led to him being raped. 0.99

01:22:03.000 What? 0.99

01:22:03.000 All that stopped when he ceased taking Requip. 0.99

01:22:07.000 This is the stuff called Requip.

01:22:09.000 Requip.

01:22:10.000 Requip has been known for years to have undesired side effects, but a warning only appeared on its package insert in 2006, the lawyer said.

01:22:19.000 So this was in 2003. This guy was taking this stuff.

01:22:22.000 Before the company admitted that there's some horrific side effects with certain people. 0.97

01:22:27.000 There's some gay juice in there or something? 0.97

01:22:28.000 Well, it's funny, man. 0.98

01:22:30.000 People are a series of, you know, like the way your whole system works.

01:22:34.000 There's a series of chemicals that interact with the body.

01:22:37.000 And everybody has a different setup.

01:22:40.000 And we all know people who can't drink.

01:22:43.000 We all know people who can't.

01:22:44.000 You ever met anybody who can't eat peanuts? 1.00

01:22:46.000 Those motherfuckers get nervous around peanuts. 1.00

01:22:48.000 Like they can't eat peanuts. 1.00

01:22:49.000 Their throat will close up. 1.00

01:22:51.000 There's some people that, like, normal shit, they're allergic to. 0.99

01:22:54.000 A lot of people are allergic to wheat, it turns out. 0.99

01:22:56.000 There's a lot of gluten out. 0.99

01:22:58.000 The body's weird, but I've never heard of something turning into a gay sex addict. 1.00

01:23:03.000 Who was the lawyer of the pharmaceutical company, like Earl Shive or something like that? 1.00

01:23:07.000 Maybe this guy's just a really good liar.

01:23:11.000 I would like to see his testimony, please.

01:23:14.000 If they paid, doesn't that kind of mean that it actually works?

01:23:18.000 Well, it means they were able to prove to the jury.

01:23:22.000 What does that mean?

01:23:23.000 I mean, the juries generally try to side with people, I think, more than they would gigantic pharmaceutical companies.

01:23:30.000 So the guy could just have an... 1.00

01:23:32.000 He could have got caught on this just mad fucking gay sex and gambling binge and his wife found out. 1.00

01:23:39.000 And she's like, if you don't seek help, it's over. 1.00

01:23:42.000 They admitted something in 2006. They admitted the side effects, but they actually have to admit, don't they, the actual side effects that happened?

01:23:50.000 Well, I would assume it's not a gay sex addict because that shit would have been out by now. 1.00

01:23:56.000 I would imagine that there's a lot of people that take this Parkinson's medication if they all became Crazy gay sex addicts. 1.00

01:24:02.000 You guys want to try it? 1.00

01:24:03.000 That would be like a gay sex voodoo drug. 1.00

01:24:05.000 Could you imagine if you took some shit and it made you a gay sex addict? 1.00

01:24:09.000 Like if it was, if this human sexuality was that manipulated, manipulable? 1.00

01:24:14.000 Manipulable. 1.00

01:24:14.000 If it was that easy to manipulate, where someone can actually add something to your system and it would turn you into a gay sex addict. 1.00

01:24:22.000 Oh man, there'd be so many gay dudes doing that to straight guys. 0.99

01:24:25.000 What's funny is the CIA tried to do that in Iraq. 0.99

01:24:29.000 They were trying to create a gay bomb. 1.00

01:24:31.000 And this is a true story. 0.99

01:24:33.000 They were trying to find out if it was possible to make something that could blow up over the city.

01:24:39.000 It would rain down on these people and they would all fall in love with men.

01:24:43.000 And it would kill their morale.

01:24:45.000 And they wouldn't want to fight anymore.

01:24:46.000 And they would be ashamed.

01:24:48.000 And they would lose their ambition to fight.

01:24:51.000 Dude.

01:24:52.000 That's amazing. 0.99

01:24:54.000 Well, it's really ridiculous too because The greatest warriors in the history of humanity have been gay guys. 1.00

01:25:02.000 There's been a lot of gay sex in the Romans, a lot of gay sex in the Greeks. 1.00

01:25:07.000 I mean, before North America ever even was populated with houses, these guys were fucking people up with swords and banging each other in the ass. 1.00

01:25:20.000 So they were their kings back then. 1.00

01:25:22.000 So the idea that you could drop a bomb on these Iraqis... 0.99

01:25:25.000 And then all of a sudden, all this butt sex would just be going off and no one would feel like they would need to fight back. 1.00

01:25:32.000 What if you turned them into some crazy super warrior Greek homo gods and they just all started fucking Americans up because they loved each other because they're all gay sexing each other all day and they fight even harder because they don't want to lose their boyfriends. 1.00

01:25:46.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:25:47.000 And they love going on the road.

01:25:50.000 You know what I mean?

01:25:51.000 They're like camels. 1.00

01:25:53.000 They don't need any pussy. 1.00

01:25:56.000 That's a good way of looking at it, man. 1.00

01:25:58.000 They could just wander through the woods. 1.00

01:25:59.000 Imagine that shit if they really could. 1.00

01:26:01.000 The CIA really was trying to do that. 1.00

01:26:03.000 The CIA gay bomb. 1.00

01:26:05.000 If you just Google that, you'll find the study. 0.80

01:26:08.000 It's hilarious. 0.98

01:26:10.000 Yeah, it'd probably be best if you were running shit in Spain back in the Conquistador days. 1.00

01:26:16.000 To get a crew of nothing but gay dudes, right? 1.00

01:26:18.000 Because then you wouldn't have to worry about them being all starved of sex and love. 1.00

01:26:23.000 I guess. 1.00

01:26:24.000 You know, the other thing they would do is apparently the CIA would make fake Islamic gay porn. 1.00

01:26:33.000 They would organize the gay porn and make it like dudes speaking Arabic. 1.00

01:26:41.000 So they'd say, listen, you're going to talk some Arabic, then you're going to suck his dick, then he's going to put it in your ass. 1.00

01:26:45.000 And they would organize the show themselves. 1.00

01:26:48.000 They would organize the gay porn shoots themselves. 1.00

01:26:51.000 So then they would say, oh, look at all this Islamic gay porn. 1.00

01:26:54.000 So the CIA was making gay porn in order to make the other side look bad. 0.99

01:27:02.000 I wonder if they were executive producing it or if they were actually in there. 1.00

01:27:05.000 Fucking it! 1.00

01:27:06.000 They had to fuck it. 1.00

01:27:07.000 We gotta have to do this ourselves. 1.00

01:27:08.000 We can't trust actors.

01:27:10.000 Look, what if they tell our story and the government could lose its battle with the Islamic terrorists? 1.00

01:27:16.000 So listen, you're gonna have to suck my dick and I'm gonna have to fuck you and... 1.00

01:27:20.000 Ridiculous. 1.00

01:27:21.000 Damn. 1.00

01:27:22.000 Those are some good ideas, though. 0.99

01:27:23.000 If I was in the CIA, I'd be up for it.

01:27:25.000 I'd be pushing for that one.

01:27:26.000 I'd be voting for that one.

01:27:27.000 This would be funny. 1.00

01:27:29.000 Would you want to be in the CIA and be in the gay porn division? 1.00

01:27:34.000 Would you think that would be one of the worst jobs? 1.00

01:27:37.000 I'd want to be in the brainwash division.

01:27:39.000 Like all the different ways to brainwash people.

01:27:41.000 I'd be fascinated with that.

01:27:43.000 They really did think that they were going to be able to do that.

01:27:45.000 In the 1990s, they spent a lot of money on this, man. 0.97

01:27:49.000 The theory was that the bomb would release a chemical compound that would render the opposing troops so irresistibly horny that instead of raising their rifles to defend their nations, they would turn ravenously gay and raise something else in time and have passionate sex with each other. 0.97

01:28:05.000 Dude, it sounds like they figured it out. 0.99

01:28:07.000 Wow. 1.00

01:28:08.000 And as an added bonus, the burst of gay sex... 1.00

01:28:11.000 Would leave the enemy troops emasculated with shame. 1.00

01:28:15.000 How many dudes would play tricks and pranks on their friends, dude, and slip some gay drugs in their drink? 0.97

01:28:21.000 That would be so common. 1.00

01:28:24.000 Or do it with your teacher and then have gay sex with your teacher. 1.00

01:28:27.000 What if they really liked it? 1.00

01:28:30.000 When they got on the gay drug and it was like, wait, look, I thought I was straight until today, but the gay life is for me. 0.98

01:28:37.000 It's way more fun. 0.98

01:28:38.000 I just need to take this gay drug once every couple of days. 1.00

01:28:41.000 Give me a dose of hypergay. 1.00

01:28:43.000 I feel loved. 0.99

01:28:44.000 Like they go to clubs and all of a sudden they can get laid.

01:28:46.000 And they feel understood.

01:28:47.000 Like this is a man.

01:28:48.000 A man understands a man.

01:28:49.000 Women pretend to understand men. 1.00

01:28:51.000 Just to keep you around and sort of stare at you and shake their head at you every now and then because you're disappointed.

01:28:56.000 But a dude understands a dude. 0.99

01:28:58.000 The smells of being gay must be awful. 1.00

01:29:01.000 Just being a gay person and the daily smells you have to deal with. 1.00

01:29:04.000 Well they don't all bubfuck. 1.00

01:29:06.000 A lot of them just blow each other.

01:29:07.000 So the smells would be pretty similar to what you're smelling already. 0.99

01:29:10.000 Yeah, but when you're spooning up to your man at night and you just smell his butt, you know, it's going to be worse than a chick. 1.00

01:29:15.000 I don't know, man. 0.95

01:29:16.000 Maybe they're, like, really clean.

01:29:17.000 Would it feel like a vegan?

01:29:18.000 I was talking about bears, guys.

01:29:20.000 Oh, all the bears?

01:29:21.000 I know you'd get the clean one.

01:29:22.000 Is that what you think you would get?

01:29:24.000 I'd get, like, a Tom Segura or a Bert Kreischer.

01:29:26.000 But would you guys be, like, dual bears?

01:29:29.000 Or would you, like, battle like those bears do in those open fields where they start pulling their hair out?

01:29:35.000 Or would you just let them be the top bear?

01:29:37.000 Yeah.

01:29:37.000 I know.

01:29:38.000 It's a good question. 0.94

01:29:39.000 Because bears seem to always get along for a little while until there's some pussy around, and then you see bears going off on each other and brawling in the fields. 0.99

01:29:46.000 It's always pussy that brings them to that. 1.00

01:29:49.000 So I wonder if there was no pussy involved, it was just two dudes. 0.99

01:29:53.000 Would that even be an issue? 0.99

01:29:56.000 I don't know. 0.96

01:29:56.000 Maybe gay bears would be cool to camp near. 0.96

01:29:58.000 Hibernate with them. 0.98

01:29:59.000 Hibernate.

01:30:00.000 Hibernate.

01:30:02.000 Hibernate all over this man. 1.00

01:30:04.000 If you wanted to have a gay relationship, would you want a gay relationship with a bear-type gay dude, a super obvious, really super femme gay dude, or a dude who looks exactly like a girl but has a dick? 1.00

01:30:21.000 Ooh. 1.00

01:30:24.000 Because, you know, you ever seen someone else? 1.00

01:30:25.000 I'd have to take that gay drug to give you marijuana. 1.00

01:30:29.000 Would you take the gay drug for a TV show? 1.00

01:30:31.000 As soon as it kicks in, you're like, oh, dude, I'm feeling it. 0.99

01:30:34.000 Young Asian boys.

01:30:35.000 Could you imagine if we could do that for the podcast?

01:30:38.000 We just contained ourselves inside a room so that we...

01:30:41.000 We strapped ourselves up to make sure, extra tight.

01:30:43.000 Make sure it's tight! 1.00

01:30:44.000 Yeah, really, really buckle yourself and take a spoonful of that shit. 1.00

01:30:48.000 I wouldn't trust your buckles. 1.00

01:30:50.000 I would just duct tape my dick in my butthole, just in case. 1.00

01:30:54.000 I wouldn't trust you guys. 1.00

01:30:55.000 I wouldn't trust you at all, man.

01:30:56.000 And as soon as it kicks in, you're like, dude, let me out!

01:31:00.000 Come on! 0.61

01:31:01.000 You can do it!

01:31:02.000 Let me out! 1.00

01:31:03.000 Come on, dude!

01:31:04.000 Come on, somebody! 0.99

01:31:05.000 Let me out! 1.00

01:31:07.000 Eddie, he spits out a key out of his mouth.

01:31:11.000 As it wears...

01:31:12.000 Catch it with your toes.

01:31:14.000 It's enough!

01:31:16.000 Catch it with your toes.

01:31:17.000 I tried, bro!

01:31:18.000 You saw how much duct tape I put.

01:31:20.000 I tried!

01:31:22.000 That's hilarious.

01:31:23.000 Houdini style. 0.94

01:31:25.000 That would be ridiculous.

01:31:28.000 See the dude's buckle strapping? 0.79

01:31:31.000 It's like that scene in The Wolfman when all the scientists are surrounding him trying to diagnose...

01:31:37.000 I don't know if you ever saw the Benicio Del Toro Wolfman. 1.00

01:31:40.000 It's a stupid-ass movie. 0.99

01:31:42.000 But a couple cool... 1.00

01:31:44.000 Werewolf scenes.

01:31:45.000 They thought the straps were going to hold them down.

01:31:48.000 No. 1.00

01:31:50.000 Fucking burst right through that shit. 1.00

01:31:52.000 Just like that gay lust would do for you. 1.00

01:31:56.000 Burst right through with a giant raging hard-on. 1.00

01:31:59.000 Just purple and angry.

01:32:02.000 Just demand satisfaction.

01:32:03.000 Like that dolphin.

01:32:04.000 And then the come down.

01:32:06.000 The come down.

01:32:06.000 Can you imagine?

01:32:09.000 You already feel like shit. 1.00

01:32:10.000 And they're like, oh my god, I just sucked this dude's dick. 1.00

01:32:13.000 You start being bi for a little bit. 1.00

01:32:15.000 Maybe that's what it is.

01:32:16.000 It's like, you know, I'm not drunk, but I'm buzzed.

01:32:22.000 You start being bi for a little.

01:32:26.000 I wonder if they're ever going to figure out a way, or if humans keep evolving, if we're ever going to separate the idea of sex and making people.

01:32:35.000 Because if you look at all the images that people claim to have seen, like of these aliens, the gray aliens, they all are sexless. 0.99

01:32:45.000 They have no organs. 0.98

01:32:46.000 They have no sex organs. 0.99

01:32:47.000 You've got to wonder, man, if we keep fucking around with genetics, And we keep fucking around with artificial skin and all this weird shit that's going on right now that they're in the middle of experimenting with. 0.99

01:33:00.000 Artificial cells, artificial atoms, like really strange, I don't know if they could do artificial atoms, but really strange shit. 0.98

01:33:08.000 And the idea is that one day, what if they just say, listen, when we have sex, we have these problems and there's a lot of emotions. 0.97

01:33:18.000 We've figured out a way to isolate those same feelings, and you can get that with a pill.

01:33:23.000 And then we can just recreate people with skin cells. 0.98

01:33:26.000 We can make you a person, and you can raise that person, and the person will just take a skin cell from you and run it through a fucking computer. 0.99

01:33:34.000 What do you want? 1.00

01:33:34.000 You want a boy? 1.00

01:33:35.000 You want a girl? 0.99

01:33:35.000 It doesn't matter. 0.99

01:33:36.000 Everybody looks the same. 0.99

01:33:37.000 Nobody's got a dick. 1.00

01:33:38.000 And they come out, and if we keep going, if technology and the symbiotic relationship that human beings have to it If that shit keeps going, which it obviously is going to, we're going to start fucking with the human body. 1.00

01:33:51.000 And we're certainly more likely to move away from monkey instincts and the certain needs that cause people to want to dominate others, to want to fuck others, to want to plant seeds. 0.96

01:34:05.000 If we really look at it all objectively, we might one day decide to slowly move away from that. 0.60

01:34:11.000 It might take a few thousand years.

01:34:13.000 But it might get to a point where, as a culture, they've recognized that these lustful feelings that we enjoy today and that motivate people to build buildings and drive fast cars and fucking learn how to fly a jet, that might be a thing of the past.

01:34:31.000 They might figure out a way to engineer human beings to the point where sex is no longer part of the equation. 1.00

01:34:38.000 That's a real mindfuck, man. 0.99

01:34:40.000 If they come up with something that feels better than sex, though, it's totally possible. 1.00

01:34:44.000 They come up with some sort of an artificial reality, some simulated thing, some fucking... 1.00

01:34:48.000 Or sex that you can eat. 1.00

01:34:50.000 Sex that you can eat. 0.98

01:34:51.000 Can you imagine? 0.99

01:34:52.000 Like you can eat something and it tastes delicious.

01:34:53.000 Yeah.

01:34:54.000 And it fulfills your sexual flow. 1.00

01:34:56.000 The more you fuck it, the better it gets. 1.00

01:34:59.000 I wonder how many people out there have zero sex drive. 1.00

01:35:02.000 Like they just have a condition. 0.96

01:35:04.000 There's zero sex drive. 1.00

01:35:06.000 They do not want to fuck ever. 0.99

01:35:07.000 I'm sure there's quite a few. 0.99

01:35:08.000 Who are those guys?

01:35:10.000 I'm sure there's quite a few.

01:35:12.000 I wonder if there's super happy people like that.

01:35:17.000 Yeah.

01:35:18.000 Can you be super happy?

01:35:20.000 Sure.

01:35:20.000 You have hobbies.

01:35:22.000 There's things that motivate you.

01:35:24.000 There's a lot of people that are just not motivated by sex.

01:35:27.000 You know, I've met a lot of people that are in relationships that don't have sex anymore.

01:35:30.000 That's when it gets really weird.

01:35:31.000 And they tell you, hey, we're like more friends than anything.

01:35:34.000 I mean, I don't even care anymore.

01:35:35.000 Like, what?

01:35:36.000 I know a dude.

01:35:37.000 His wife had a baby. 0.98

01:35:38.000 He had a hard time getting some sex, as it was.

01:35:42.000 Like, it was always the joke around the set.

01:35:45.000 We worked together.

01:35:45.000 It was always the joke around the set.

01:35:47.000 Always talking about he can't get laid.

01:35:48.000 Everybody would talk about this poor guy who couldn't get laid.

01:35:50.000 And then finally his wife had a kid.

01:35:52.000 So I guess he got laid.

01:35:54.000 And she got pregnant. 0.76

01:35:55.000 And then she shut it off.

01:35:57.000 No more.

01:35:58.000 And his kid is now three.

01:36:00.000 And he has had no sex with her since he got her pregnant.

01:36:04.000 And that's just madness.

01:36:06.000 I'm like, how could a guy live like that?

01:36:09.000 How could a guy...

01:36:10.000 No desire to please him.

01:36:14.000 And I go, do you try?

01:36:15.000 He's like, oh yeah, she shuts me down every time.

01:36:17.000 I'm like, you keep trying.

01:36:19.000 Wow.

01:36:20.000 Some girls probably think that, you know, I'm pregnant, it's disrespectful to the baby or some kind of shit like that. 1.00

01:36:26.000 Well, not forget about that. 0.97

01:36:26.000 The kid's three. 0.97

01:36:28.000 Oh.

01:36:29.000 The kid's three.

01:36:31.000 There's been no sex since the baby. 1.00

01:36:33.000 Like, she got a baby and she's like, I don't even like that shit. 1.00

01:36:37.000 We're done. 1.00

01:36:37.000 I don't need it. 1.00

01:36:38.000 I don't need you.

01:36:39.000 That's crazy.

01:36:40.000 That's a bad situation for a guy to be in, man.

01:36:44.000 That guy's like...

01:36:47.000 A heroin addict that lives with a big fat stash of heroin sitting on the kitchen table. 0.98

01:36:54.000 You know? 0.98

01:36:55.000 All his needs could be sexually fulfilled by this other person. 0.50

01:36:59.000 But this other person's like, eh, no. 0.73

01:37:02.000 I don't like it.

01:37:03.000 I don't want to do it.

01:37:05.000 Well, if she does that, then obviously he's allowed to cheat, I would say.

01:37:10.000 Well, he should get out of the relationship.

01:37:12.000 That's a bad relationship.

01:37:14.000 Well, just don't bring it up around her.

01:37:15.000 You've got a kid involved.

01:37:16.000 Yeah, she'd probably be happy if he cheated. 1.00

01:37:18.000 Get out of here, bitch. 1.00

01:37:19.000 Stop trying to fuck me. 1.00

01:37:20.000 They haven't had sex in three years. 1.00

01:37:21.000 Three years.

01:37:22.000 For 100%?

01:37:23.000 Oh, yeah. 0.99

01:37:23.000 He wouldn't bullshit? 0.99

01:37:24.000 Oh, no, he wouldn't bullshit. 0.98

01:37:25.000 Three years?

01:37:26.000 Yeah, he's a good dude.

01:37:27.000 Whoa.

01:37:27.000 He's a really good dude.

01:37:29.000 Shit. 1.00

01:37:30.000 That would only last three months. 1.00

01:37:32.000 Yeah, how long do you think he would last with a woman if she refused to have sex?

01:37:36.000 Three months.

01:37:37.000 Three months is a long time.

01:37:39.000 Depends on what kind of reason she had. 0.85

01:37:40.000 Yeah.

01:37:41.000 What was the reason? 1.00

01:37:42.000 Your dick stank. 1.00

01:37:45.000 Then it's over. 1.00

01:37:46.000 Yeah, no, that's true.

01:37:47.000 It would depend on the reason.

01:37:48.000 Like, if you had did something wrong...

01:37:50.000 But if everything's fine and there's no sex for a couple weeks, I would think something was wrong.

01:37:57.000 Like, wait, there's two weeks? 0.98

01:37:58.000 This is ridiculous. 0.95

01:37:58.000 Two weeks? 0.95

01:37:59.000 Yeah. 0.90

01:38:00.000 One week was ridiculous, but... 0.64

01:38:01.000 You know, two weeks is just something's wrong. 0.98

01:38:05.000 Women just don't need it as much. 1.00

01:38:07.000 Some of them.

01:38:08.000 Some of them need it more. 1.00

01:38:09.000 That's when shit gets annoying. 1.00

01:38:10.000 Some of them are addicted to it. 1.00

01:38:11.000 The worst is when your chick wants to fuck more than you do. 1.00

01:38:14.000 And you're like, Jesus Christ, I got shit to do. 1.00

01:38:17.000 You want another one? 0.99

01:38:18.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:38:19.000 God damn it! 0.99

01:38:20.000 Can I just go to sleep? 0.99

01:38:21.000 Yeah.

01:38:22.000 Those are in the early days.

01:38:23.000 Well, I think a lot of young people do that too, to sort of distract them from the realities of life. 0.99

01:38:30.000 Life is just so fucking confusing when you're young, you just want to escape and just fuck all the time and fall in love. 0.99

01:38:35.000 I think they're just really, really hydrated in the need to get that shit out of them. 1.00

01:38:40.000 I don't like it that I can't see your face, you fuck. 1.00

01:38:44.000 We're going to move this screen. 1.00

01:38:46.000 No more of this. 1.00

01:38:47.000 You're hiding behind there throwing shit bombs. 1.00

01:38:50.000 It's so fun. 1.00

01:38:52.000 It's like a bunker.

01:38:54.000 It's a bunker.

01:38:55.000 It's so fun. 1.00

01:38:56.000 It's fun, but it's also quite a conversation killer, you fuck. 1.00

01:39:00.000 Occasionally they work, though. 1.00

01:39:02.000 Occasionally they're really good.

01:39:04.000 My ex was a squirter, that's what I was saying. 1.00

01:39:06.000 Yeah, that shit's nasty. 1.00

01:39:07.000 I like it. 1.00

01:39:08.000 A lot of girls, like Dana D'Armand, she says that's just piss. 1.00

01:39:11.000 She's lying. 0.91

01:39:12.000 She's a girl, man.

01:39:14.000 How can you say?

01:39:14.000 She knows what's up.

01:39:16.000 Squirting. 0.99

01:39:16.000 That girl's pissing all over you, son. 0.99

01:39:18.000 It's not pissing. 0.99

01:39:18.000 It has a piss smell type. 0.99

01:39:20.000 Smell to it, but I don't think it's piss.

01:39:21.000 Oh, well, as long as it has a piss-type smell, that probably precludes the possibility of it being piss.

01:39:26.000 I mean, why would it be piss if it had a piss-like smell?

01:39:29.000 Maybe we need to get Dr. Drew in here.

01:39:31.000 Yeah, Dr. Drew has no information that's accurate about marijuana. 0.99

01:39:35.000 What the fuck do you think he would tell you about squirting? 0.99

01:39:38.000 Is he mad at you? 1.00

01:39:39.000 Would he still have you on your show?

01:39:39.000 You're going off old information.

01:39:41.000 No, I would do his show.

01:39:41.000 I would definitely do his show.

01:39:42.000 But you would think that he probably wouldn't want you on your show?

01:39:44.000 No, listen, I've never said anything that's not true. 0.92

01:39:47.000 He's done some silly things when it came to marijuana and the silliest thing is all his nonsense that he says on a CNN show about these horrible addictive withdrawals that people have and withdrawal symptoms that people have from marijuana. 0.98

01:40:01.000 That's crazy and he knows it. 1.00

01:40:03.000 That is fucking crazy. 1.00

01:40:05.000 The people who have Any physical withdrawal from marijuana are extremely rare. 1.00

01:40:13.000 Extremely rare.

01:40:13.000 Yeah, but you know if you get weed away from Joey Diaz that he would probably go through physical withdrawals?

01:40:19.000 I don't think so.

01:40:20.000 You don't think so?

01:40:20.000 No, he takes days off of weed, man.

01:40:22.000 It's not a physical thing.

01:40:24.000 Joey likes to be high for sure. 1.00

01:40:25.000 He's definitely ADD medicating or whatever the fuck he has. 0.99

01:40:29.000 Yeah, but we're talking about days. 0.99

01:40:31.000 Dude, he would get annoyed with you.

01:40:33.000 He would want to be high again.

01:40:35.000 But physically, his body would not be addicted to it.

01:40:38.000 So that's where withdrawal syndrome comes from.

01:40:40.000 You're probably sweating at night, I think.

01:40:42.000 I just see him.

01:40:43.000 Maybe.

01:40:43.000 Maybe I'm wrong.

01:40:44.000 Look, there's some people that get addicted to toothpaste.

01:40:47.000 There's people that get addicted to everything.

01:40:49.000 There's a lot of weirdness in the world of addictions.

01:40:51.000 But to say that it's one of the more dangerous drugs, or that there's dangerous withdrawal syndromes, That's nonsense.

01:40:58.000 It knows it's nonsense.

01:40:59.000 Or the gateway theory.

01:41:00.000 There's no connection in marijuana physically to addiction.

01:41:06.000 It's not like opiates where there's an established connection of addiction.

01:41:10.000 There's no chemical established connection of addiction to marijuana.

01:41:16.000 It's not something that robs your brain of dopamine and then you need it to re-get your high again.

01:41:21.000 It doesn't work that way.

01:41:23.000 So for someone that discounts it, and then the other problem is they belittle it.

01:41:29.000 They say, well, look, hey, I'm all for it.

01:41:31.000 You want to smoke your pot?

01:41:33.000 Go ahead and smoke your pot.

01:41:34.000 That's what you want to do.

01:41:35.000 Some people like to drink.

01:41:36.000 Some people like to smoke pot.

01:41:38.000 And the problem with that is that they're talking from a non-experienced point of view.

01:41:43.000 They're not a person who's had any psychedelic experiences, and they're not a person who has had any cannabis experiences that were enlightening.

01:41:50.000 And you and I both have had some crazy experiences, eating it, smoking it, whatever, where we broke down some certain aspect of our life and changed things and looked at things in a different way and created things.

01:42:03.000 And music has come from it and ideas have come from it.

01:42:06.000 And an understanding of yourself comes from it.

01:42:09.000 And to discount that is ignorance, especially if you haven't experienced it.

01:42:14.000 And you are dealing with a broken group of people. 0.99

01:42:18.000 You're dealing primarily with people that come to someone when shit has fallen apart. 0.99

01:42:22.000 But guess what? 0.98

01:42:23.000 There's a lot of people that aren't falling apart.

01:42:25.000 It's not the same drug as all these drugs that people are taking where they're scratching their face off.

01:42:32.000 You can't call it a drug.

01:42:33.000 You cannot call it a drug.

01:42:35.000 Because there's no meth advocates.

01:42:37.000 There's no people, you know, trying to tell you that you just get a little crystal and you're gonna get your life in order.

01:42:42.000 You know?

01:42:43.000 Get a little crystal and change your perspective.

01:42:46.000 Man, why don't you just look at things in a fresh manner, bro.

01:42:50.000 Get a little crystal in your system and then listen to this song.

01:42:52.000 Meth magazines.

01:42:53.000 Can you imagine?

01:42:55.000 Where they show up posters of like the... 0.98

01:42:57.000 Pin-ups of the crystal up close and shit. 0.99

01:43:00.000 Oh, this is ice. 1.00

01:43:01.000 Oh shit, that's good ice. 1.00

01:43:02.000 This is the shit from Breaking Bad, motherfucker. 1.00

01:43:05.000 This is the shit that the chemicals make. 1.00

01:43:07.000 The photos and the high times and all those things are so hilarious. 1.00

01:43:11.000 They have like pin-ups of weed.

01:43:13.000 Yeah, I never got that. 0.92

01:43:14.000 That's ridiculous. 0.97

01:43:15.000 I love weed, you know that, but I've never been into weed so much where I'm going to put up a pin-up of like, Purple haze or some shit. 0.99

01:43:21.000 It really is beautiful.

01:43:22.000 I can't wait until it becomes legal.

01:43:25.000 Because when it becomes legal, I'm going to start eating it.

01:43:27.000 And I don't even mean to get you high.

01:43:29.000 I mean eating it raw.

01:43:31.000 Which, by the way, can't get you high.

01:43:32.000 But apparently, it's super nutritious.

01:43:35.000 Like marijuana and the seeds and eating it raw.

01:43:39.000 Like the bud? 1.00

01:43:40.000 The bud, the leaves, all that shit. 0.99

01:43:43.000 Yeah, just pluck it off the stem. 0.99

01:43:45.000 You don't want to eat the stems. 0.98

01:43:46.000 But all those leaves and shit, apparently it's like Really nutritious. 0.99

01:43:49.000 Apparently eating marijuana is like super good for you. 0.99

01:43:52.000 It doesn't get you high at all.

01:43:53.000 You could juice it.

01:43:54.000 Really good for you if you juice it.

01:43:56.000 It's just so many different...

01:43:58.000 It almost seems like a joke when you start talking about all the different things that it can do.

01:44:02.000 It's like, come on.

01:44:03.000 If it could do all those things, let's be realistic.

01:44:06.000 It would be legal.

01:44:06.000 Come on.

01:44:07.000 That doesn't even make any sense.

01:44:08.000 You find out you can eat it.

01:44:10.000 You can make houses out of it.

01:44:11.000 Like, what?

01:44:12.000 What else?

01:44:12.000 What gets you high and you can make houses out of it?

01:44:16.000 Henry Ford made the first fucking car out of it. 1.00

01:44:18.000 The first fucking car. 1.00

01:44:20.000 The fenders of the car, the body of the car was made out of hemp. 1.00

01:44:23.000 That's how much they respected it.

01:44:25.000 The whole gateway drug thing is ridiculous too because 95% of all the stoners I know, they don't do heroin or meth. 0.59

01:44:31.000 They just smoke weed. 0.79

01:44:32.000 If it was a gateway drug, that'd be a big problem with all my friends with meth and heroin.

01:44:37.000 There's not a problem. 1.00

01:44:38.000 The whole gateway thing is all bullshit. 0.99

01:44:40.000 They're gonna find a way to stop people from smoking weed. 1.00

01:44:44.000 And what they're going to do is they're going to mix up that shit from that Parkinson's medication. 0.98

01:44:49.000 They're going to get it into the weed supply. 1.00

01:44:52.000 And everybody's going to go gay bomb with the weed. 1.00

01:44:55.000 You know, with Colorado, you know, you hear, we talked about this about a week ago. 0.82

01:44:59.000 They had one of the worst economies in the state.

01:45:01.000 And now with weed, they have one of the best in the states.

01:45:05.000 I mean, that's what I was told.

01:45:06.000 I don't know if it's true, but isn't that incredible?

01:45:08.000 That doesn't seem like they would.

01:45:10.000 Okay, let's look.

01:45:11.000 Economic impact.

01:45:13.000 In Colorado. 0.99

01:45:14.000 Unless I was told total bullshit, and it could be... 0.99

01:45:17.000 That sounds like one of those, dude, they were ready to totally close the state and quit being a state, and then weed came along, and now they're rich. 0.99

01:45:26.000 It's amazing.

01:45:28.000 No, it wasn't quite like that.

01:45:29.000 No?

01:45:29.000 Okay.

01:45:30.000 Of weed in Colorado.

01:45:31.000 Yeah.

01:45:33.000 If that's true, isn't that...

01:45:35.000 I should write marijuana.

01:45:36.000 Isn't that something that would influence other states if it did that, if it completely turned their economy around? 0.82

01:45:40.000 The real issue is the problem that dummies get to vote.

01:45:44.000 That's the real problem. 0.99

01:45:46.000 The real problem is dummies get to vote, and a lot of dummies have these fundamentalist ideas about it, and they just can't accept the fact that, first of all, you should be able to do whatever the fuck you want to do. 0.98

01:45:55.000 I'm a grown man, you're a grown man, just because you believe in, you know, whatever, doesn't mean you can stop me from doing what I want to do if it doesn't hurt anybody else. 0.96

01:46:03.000 So that right away is a problem, because not everybody agrees with that. 0.99

01:46:07.000 There's a lot of fucking dummies, and those dummies get to vote. 1.00

01:46:11.000 But how many states have medical marijuana now? 1.00

01:46:14.000 I believe it's 16 or something like that now.

01:46:19.000 They just made Massachusetts, just got through.

01:46:23.000 Can you find that out, Brian?

01:46:24.000 How many states are medical marijuana?

01:46:26.000 Because it was 13, it seemed like eight years ago.

01:46:29.000 And now, Brian, you didn't want to do that?

01:46:34.000 No.

01:46:36.000 The internet's not working on this laptop very well, so I'm trying not to fuck anything up.

01:46:41.000 Okay.

01:46:41.000 I'm using my phone just to look at Twitter right now.

01:46:43.000 All right.

01:46:44.000 Well, let's assume it's a lot.

01:46:45.000 Let's say – I think it's like 16. But the – I think that eventually the Washington states and the Colorados, the two places – 18. 18, wow.

01:46:57.000 The two states that made it legal, what's going to be really interesting to see is what happens from here because – If the federal government still decides to fuck with them, they can. 0.98

01:47:08.000 And that's where it gets really strange. 0.92

01:47:10.000 So if these people start up legitimate weed stores that are legitimate under their state law, just like liquor stores, pay their taxes and all that shit, does the government come down on them? 0.75

01:47:20.000 Because they can if they want, and they have before.

01:47:22.000 There's a case of a guy from Montana, and he's becoming a big martyr once people found out about it on the internet, because this guy regularly had law enforcement from state law enforcement.

01:47:33.000 He invited them on tours of his grow-up.

01:47:36.000 He did everything legit.

01:47:37.000 Everything by the book.

01:47:38.000 Checked, double-checked with everybody.

01:47:40.000 Followed the state law to a T. But the government came in and arrested him under federal laws.

01:47:45.000 They wouldn't even let him use the term medical marijuana because it doesn't exist federally.

01:47:49.000 So this guy's looking at 80 years in prison.

01:47:52.000 And this guy did everything correct.

01:47:55.000 That's where it gets...

01:47:56.000 What state was that?

01:47:56.000 Montana.

01:47:57.000 That's where it gets really fucking squirrely because, look, When there's a guy who's not hurting anybody and he's giving someone something that should be legal in your area because the people voted on it, if you want to lock that guy up, you're the criminal. 0.97

01:48:14.000 That's an important point to make in this society. 0.99

01:48:20.000 Just because someone wrote some shit down on paper and you can interpret it in a way That you decide you could put someone in jail, and if you put someone in jail that's not doing anyone any danger, and you put someone in jail for 80 fucking years for selling happy plants, you're a criminal. 0.99

01:48:37.000 Like, you're a cultural criminal. 0.99

01:48:39.000 Like, that's someone who's robbing society. 0.94

01:48:42.000 That's someone who we have to pay.

01:48:44.000 We pay them tax dollars, and they arrest people who aren't hurting anyone. 0.97

01:48:48.000 You're telling me there wasn't other shit you guys could have done? 0.99

01:48:51.000 You're telling me those cops that arrested that guy, they couldn't have been, like, busting burglaries or burglaries or arresting murderers or, you know, fucking kicking down the door of a crack house? 0.99

01:49:04.000 Why the fuck are they going after this guy who keeps having cops and law enforcement and mayors over his property to show them his grow-up because everything's done under state law and paying his taxes? 0.99

01:49:15.000 Because there's a bunch of criminals in government, man. 0.99

01:49:18.000 The actual government itself is filled with criminals, and they think that they're allowed to do it because it's written down somewhere.

01:49:25.000 It's a federal law.

01:49:26.000 The federal law against marijuana has been the same since 1935. The federal government does not change its position.

01:49:34.000 The federal government doesn't change its position.

01:49:36.000 That's hilarious.

01:49:37.000 That is high-larious.

01:49:39.000 That is one thing. 0.98

01:49:41.000 I mean, if there's anything that makes the government out to be whores, it's their stance on marijuana. 1.00

01:49:46.000 It's one of the biggest whore-like stances. 1.00

01:49:49.000 Because scientists should have long ago convinced politicians that there's massive benefit to this country if we grow this stuff. 0.97

01:49:58.000 If we grow it, if we sell it.

01:49:59.000 Look, there's cultural benefit. 0.99

01:50:01.000 There's artistic benefit, and then there's farmers benefiting financially, not just by selling the drug, but by selling the hemp and all this shit. 0.99

01:50:10.000 But no, that's not the kind of fucking law enforcement we have here. 0.99

01:50:15.000 Eddie Bravo. 0.99

01:50:16.000 Yeah.

01:50:16.000 They don't think right.

01:50:17.000 It's crazy.

01:50:18.000 You're good for about an hour and a half, dude, and then you always do this.

01:50:21.000 You just lock down.

01:50:22.000 You're a burst of stories, and then you just, like, settle in.

01:50:27.000 That's the first wave of the weed.

01:50:29.000 No, no, no, I'm good.

01:50:31.000 I'm good, man.

01:50:31.000 The first wave.

01:50:33.000 I agree with you.

01:50:34.000 It's incredible.

01:50:35.000 I mean, it's incredible what the information that's coming out with... 0.98

01:50:41.000 You know, for the last 10 years, we've been talking about all this fishy-ass shit that the government does with 9-11. 1.00

01:50:49.000 All this fishy-ass shit. 1.00

01:50:52.000 Did you see the news report where they finally released a video from hotel surveillance? 1.00

01:50:57.000 It was on the news.

01:50:58.000 It's on YouTube.

01:50:59.000 Where they show...

01:51:00.000 Before they only showed three frames of the explosion at the Pentagon.

01:51:04.000 Now they show the whole thing.

01:51:05.000 There's an explosion.

01:51:06.000 There's no plane.

01:51:07.000 What?

01:51:08.000 What is this?

01:51:08.000 There's a video on YouTube.

01:51:10.000 It's just...

01:51:11.000 What is it called?

01:51:14.000 Maybe...

01:51:15.000 Pentagon Explosion?

01:51:16.000 Yeah, just put Pentagon Explosion Video.

01:51:20.000 Alright.

01:51:22.000 And this is legit?

01:51:23.000 I mean, it appears to be legit.

01:51:25.000 I... You know what? 0.98

01:51:26.000 Even if it isn't legit, if it's like a hoax, it's still like the government is like the neighborhood whore. 0.96

01:51:36.000 If she gets accused of boning your friend Tommy, you're like, you know. 0.94

01:51:42.000 It's probably happened. 1.00

01:51:43.000 Even if it didn't happen, she's still a whore. 1.00

01:51:45.000 Okay, this is the actual hidden footage of... 1.00

01:51:49.000 No airplane. 0.99

01:51:49.000 This was October of 2012, so that must be the new shit, right? 0.99

01:51:53.000 Only 992 views. 0.98

01:51:55.000 I think it was around for more than a month.

01:51:58.000 More than a thousand people would say.

01:52:00.000 Maybe there's a bunch of videos.

01:52:01.000 Maybe they made copies.

01:52:03.000 Okay, let's see what happens here.

01:52:10.000 Wow, that's hard to tell.

01:52:13.000 It looks like...

01:52:15.000 First of all, it's way in the distance. 0.99

01:52:19.000 And it's really blurry as fuck. 0.96

01:52:21.000 I guess this is like a security camera. 0.96

01:52:24.000 But it actually does look like someone flies in there.

01:52:28.000 It actually does, dude. 0.99

01:52:30.000 That looks like a fucking... 0.99

01:52:31.000 It looks like a plane fly. 1.00

01:52:32.000 The last...

01:52:32.000 Yeah, the last...

01:52:33.000 You know what?

01:52:33.000 It could be a...

01:52:34.000 You know, people are saying it's either a bomb or a missile.

01:52:38.000 Yeah, there's actually something like really clear.

01:52:40.000 Watch.

01:52:41.000 Watch this.

01:52:42.000 Look at this right here.

01:52:43.000 There's something really clear that comes in right now.

01:52:46.000 Watch.

01:52:49.000 See that?

01:52:49.000 See that white thing?

01:52:50.000 And then boom.

01:52:52.000 See that?

01:52:53.000 That's like a plane.

01:52:54.000 There's something right here under this that comes at it and then it hits.

01:52:57.000 See that?

01:52:58.000 Watch.

01:52:59.000 One more time.

01:53:00.000 Right here.

01:53:01.000 Back and to the left.

01:53:03.000 Right there.

01:53:04.000 See that?

01:53:05.000 Boom.

01:53:06.000 It's like you can see something fly into it. 1.00

01:53:08.000 These people are crazy.

01:53:11.000 The news reporter, if you listen to the news reporter, actually listen to the audio. 0.99

01:53:14.000 Listen to what they say.

01:53:15.000 They say there's no plane.

01:53:16.000 They go, look, and guess what?

01:53:18.000 There's no plane. 1.00

01:53:19.000 Yeah, maybe they're retarded. 1.00

01:53:20.000 Those people that are reading the news, man, they ain't so smart. 1.00

01:53:23.000 Those fuckers, all they do is they just read off a prompter. 1.00

01:53:27.000 I've never been impressed with the knowledge of the people that read the news. 1.00

01:53:31.000 They can all suck it. 1.00

01:53:33.000 I don't know what happened to the Pentagon, but that shit looked like a plane just hit it. 1.00

01:53:36.000 But it doesn't mean it wasn't like, also, the big theory is that it was some sort of a remote control plane. 0.98

01:53:44.000 That they've had remote control planes since the 1960s.

01:53:47.000 We know that because they wanted to use them in that Operation Northwoods.

01:53:50.000 One of the plans involved using a drone airliner, sending it up in the air and blowing it up and blaming it on the Cubans. 0.85

01:53:56.000 So if they could do that in the 1960s, if they could blow up a plane back then, they could probably pilot things remote by now.

01:54:05.000 And apparently they can.

01:54:07.000 And it's been proven that they can.

01:54:09.000 They absolutely can.

01:54:10.000 They can land them.

01:54:11.000 They can take them off.

01:54:12.000 They can actually put planes in the air.

01:54:14.000 So the crazy conspiracy theory, as far as I was concerned, was that one of the most fascinating ones, they all have a hint of nuttiness, but the most fascinating ones was that there was some sort of a drone.

01:54:27.000 And that's how those planes crashed into the buildings.

01:54:30.000 And that they couldn't be engineered like...

01:54:33.000 Or rather, the people that were flying them probably couldn't have pulled off those maneuvers.

01:54:40.000 But that if you had it under remote control, it could work.

01:54:44.000 That was what some pilots had speculated.

01:54:47.000 Especially like the Pentagon one.

01:54:48.000 The Pentagon one, apparently, pilots really trip out about.

01:54:51.000 Because they've done these simulations and no one's been able to recreate it in a simulation.

01:54:55.000 They have a simulation machine.

01:54:57.000 It shows exactly the path that the plane took when it hit the Pentagon, and these pilots can't even do it.

01:55:02.000 It's really hard to do.

01:55:04.000 Yeah.

01:55:04.000 It's so low, and the ground's there, and you've got to time it so perfectly.

01:55:08.000 It's interesting, man.

01:55:10.000 I don't think I've seen a video where a pilot was able to recreate it.

01:55:13.000 I've only seen failures, but that doesn't mean that people haven't done it.

01:55:16.000 It just means I haven't seen it.

01:55:20.000 That's possible.

01:55:21.000 I wouldn't put it past any nefarious organization, domestic or foreign, that they could...

01:55:27.000 Look, if anybody's willing to fly planes into buildings, are they?

01:55:31.000 Yes, clearly.

01:55:32.000 We saw it happen.

01:55:33.000 Somehow or another, that was somebody's idea.

01:55:35.000 Those planes that flew into those buildings, they didn't just fly in on their own.

01:55:40.000 For sure, somebody piloted planes into the building.

01:55:43.000 Why would we think that they wouldn't do it remotely?

01:55:46.000 Why would they, you know, are we really truly convinced that people piloted them themselves? 0.99

01:55:53.000 I think it's really tough to be sure that someone's going to fly a plane into a fucking building. 0.99

01:55:59.000 It's really tough to be sure. 0.99

01:56:01.000 You can hope they do it, but it's better to be safe.

01:56:04.000 And the way to safe is get them to do it, tell them they're going to do it, And just wire the whole thing up.

01:56:09.000 We'll do it ourselves.

01:56:11.000 So in case they chicken out, you might chicken out, man. 0.99

01:56:15.000 You might, like, fucking, one more pass, one more pass. 0.99

01:56:17.000 I'm going to go around again. 1.00

01:56:18.000 I'm going to go around again.

01:56:19.000 Keep those passengers out of here.

01:56:20.000 Like, you might get close and then pull up, pull up! 0.98

01:56:22.000 You know that crazy guy, John Lear?

01:56:24.000 Yes. 0.98

01:56:24.000 He's, like, one of the craziest dudes ever. 0.98

01:56:26.000 He's hilarious, though, the shit he says. 1.00

01:56:28.000 He'll say the craziest shit. 1.00

01:56:30.000 And I heard his take on that. 1.00

01:56:31.000 And he said, you know, he's a CIA pilot. 1.00

01:56:34.000 He said, and you know he's the craziest motherfucker out there. 1.00

01:56:38.000 He's probably a disinfo agent. 1.00

01:56:41.000 Totally.

01:56:41.000 If anybody was one, that dude would be a CIA show.

01:56:45.000 Was he like a billionaire or something like that?

01:56:47.000 His dad owned Lear Jets. 0.99

01:56:50.000 As far as him being a pilot for the CIA and being a highly decorated pilot, he's got records and shit. 0.98

01:56:57.000 That's all true. 1.00

01:56:58.000 But he says crazy, crazy shit. 1.00

01:57:00.000 He says that there's no way... 1.00

01:57:03.000 That someone could have hit that tower without practicing.

01:57:06.000 Because you're going so fast that you would have to take a couple rounds and time.

01:57:11.000 He said you'd have to look at a building and go, well, when that building hits, I have to be right here.

01:57:14.000 And it takes a couple passes to nail a building because you're going so fast. 1.00

01:57:18.000 That's what he said, but he could be full of shit. 1.00

01:57:20.000 I don't know anything about being a pilot, but that's what he said. 1.00

01:57:23.000 Yeah, I don't imagine that they would leave it to chance.

01:57:26.000 If they do have remote-controlled things that they could put on airlines, I would imagine they would just do that.

01:57:32.000 That would be the way to do it. 0.98

01:57:34.000 Like the latest shit coming out on... 1.00

01:57:36.000 The conspiracy theory has been, look at all this fishy shit. 1.00

01:57:40.000 Now the latest shit is... 0.99

01:57:43.000 Like what companies and securities companies and brokerage and tying it into the collapse of Russia, when Russia was collapsing, all these shady ass people high up, I don't know what you want to call them, were buying up all this Russian shit and laundering it through securities, 0.98

01:58:03.000 like $250 billion of securities, like they were just snatching, they made a cash grab in Russia, but it was all illegal laundering shit and every 10 years, Every 10 years, like that was in 1991, so 2001 was the year that they had a review, 0.79

01:58:19.000 you know, it takes 10 years to review and make sure everything, all the securities, to make sure they're all legit and all that shit.

01:58:25.000 I really don't know how it runs, but they're tying it into, they had to blow up the security brokerages on the building because they were going to check and they were going to find out like George W. Bush's dad, What is he, George Herbert Bush or whatever? 0.94

01:58:41.000 It was all CIA, international banker shit, and it all ties into the collapse of Russia.

01:58:49.000 This is why weed is illegal, these kind of conversations. 0.99

01:58:51.000 Because when you smoke weed, you go, dude, it was all tied in, man. 1.00

01:58:56.000 It's crazy shit. 0.99

01:58:57.000 Who knows what's real or not, but it seems like they're tying it all together now. 1.00

01:59:02.000 The craziest one, and I try to be as open-minded as I can with these things, but if you don't admit that this one's nuts, I think you're crazy. 0.98

01:59:10.000 And that's the Donald Rumsfeld one. 0.55

01:59:12.000 When Donald Rumsfeld came on television on September 10th and told everybody that there's this real issue With missing money.

01:59:20.000 It's trillions of dollars.

01:59:22.000 But they're going to get to the bottom of it.

01:59:24.000 $220 trillion.

01:59:25.000 $230 trillion or something.

01:59:26.000 Who knows what the number was.

01:59:27.000 Even if it was $100 trillion.

01:59:29.000 It was $1 trillion.

01:59:30.000 That's a lot of money.

01:59:32.000 But the very area where they were working on this, the accounting offices, was hit by the plane.

01:59:39.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:59:40.000 And this is on YouTube.

01:59:42.000 Rumsfeld making that...

01:59:43.000 It's on YouTube.

01:59:44.000 Donald's Rumsfeld saying that You know what?

01:59:47.000 The real enemy is here, here in our country, and we're going to get to the bottom of this.

01:59:52.000 Apparently there's $213 trillion missing. 0.95

01:59:55.000 Whatever the fuck the money, the number was that the idea is. 0.97

01:59:57.000 And we're going to get to the bottom of it. 0.99

01:59:58.000 The enemy is here in the Pentagon.

02:00:00.000 Next day, they blow up the accounting office.

02:00:03.000 And apparently the naval intelligence, they were on to what was going on, this covert laundering scheme through securities.

02:00:15.000 Most of the people that died in the Pentagon were all the accountants and all the high-ups in the naval intelligence.

02:00:24.000 Because naval intelligence was actually looking into these securities and these Russians.

02:00:27.000 So they had a blow.

02:00:28.000 And the naval intelligence, of course, was Tower 7. One of the craziest things is that the government investigates the government.

02:00:36.000 This whole thing with this General Petraeus.

02:00:39.000 Do you know how this happened?

02:00:40.000 The guy got busted having an affair and he had to resign.

02:00:43.000 It's because the FBI was investigating the CIA. Like, they investigate each other.

02:00:50.000 The FBI listened to a complaint by this woman.

02:00:54.000 She calls the FBI and says this other woman is sending her harassing letters. 0.99

02:00:57.000 And so they read the letters and then they go back and forth.

02:01:01.000 The whole thing is hilarious.

02:01:02.000 The government was spying on the government. 0.99

02:01:05.000 So these motherfuckers, it's so addictive to them to spy on people and bust people and pull information. 0.99

02:01:14.000 Apparently the CIA don't like the FBI and the DEA. Isn't that crazy? 1.00

02:01:20.000 And the CIA, they're separated.

02:01:22.000 Wow, it's crazy.

02:01:23.000 Well, then there's the NSA. You know, that's where it gets really squirrely.

02:01:27.000 Like, what is that?

02:01:29.000 What's going on there? 1.00

02:01:30.000 There's so many of these fucking things. 1.00

02:01:32.000 And this is some shit that Kennedy was scared of in the 1960s. 1.00

02:01:36.000 Kennedy was saying in the 1960s, we have a shadow government. 1.00

02:01:39.000 You know, it was like, when he got into office, I bet it was like, what the fuck? 1.00

02:01:45.000 Big, crazy-ass shadow government running things. 1.00

02:01:49.000 And then you get a guy like Obama in place, it's like this is our last hope. 0.96

02:01:53.000 A rational, sensible guy that looks like us, that seems like us.

02:01:56.000 That was a great trick.

02:01:57.000 That was a good one.

02:01:58.000 I wonder if that's what it is, or if he just really doesn't have the power.

02:02:02.000 That's it though.

02:02:03.000 No, that is the trick.

02:02:04.000 The trick is he has no power.

02:02:06.000 He's trying as much as he can to sort of slowly turn the tide, but that the people that are in positions of power, they've done it this way for so long. 0.76

02:02:16.000 That's what's really fucked up about it, the idea that these guys got away with it like this.

02:02:19.000 You know what's crazy is Tower 6, there's Tower 1, Tower 2, Tower 7. Tower 1, 2, and 7, they implode and they fall at free-fall speed. 0.86

02:02:28.000 Tower 6 and Tower 4 just had massive bomb explosions and debris falling on them, but bombs exploded.

02:02:35.000 They did?

02:02:36.000 Bombs exploded?

02:02:37.000 Bombs exploded in Tower 6. I never heard this.

02:02:40.000 Man, there's so much.

02:02:41.000 Bombs in Tower 6?

02:02:42.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:02:43.000 You've got to be careful, though, because people make shit up. 0.98

02:02:46.000 I haven't heard anything about bombs. 0.99

02:02:48.000 Go to 911 Conspiracy.

02:02:51.000 I'm sorry.

02:02:52.000 I'm not going to go to that.

02:02:53.000 Go to 911 Conspiracy.

02:02:54.000 They're not going to get me.

02:02:55.000 I'm not doing it.

02:02:56.000 I don't have the time.

02:02:58.000 There's no way.

02:02:59.000 I mean...

02:03:00.000 You don't think a bomb went off in Tower 6?

02:03:02.000 I didn't hear about it.

02:03:03.000 What if it did though?

02:03:04.000 Let's just say, what if it did?

02:03:05.000 And this is the story.

02:03:06.000 A bomb went off in Tower...

02:03:08.000 There's pictures and video.

02:03:11.000 How could that be crazy when you're bashing the government all the time, but then a bomb goes off in Tower 6?

02:03:17.000 How is that funny?

02:03:18.000 I think that there is, especially amongst people on the internet, there is a very real desire to uncover hidden secrets.

02:03:27.000 And sometimes it gets so far that they reach.

02:03:30.000 Dude, bombs went off everywhere.

02:03:32.000 Maybe.

02:03:32.000 I believe it's possible.

02:03:34.000 I've seen the testimony.

02:03:35.000 Well, I think there was also explosions, and there might not have been bombs because there were so many fires.

02:03:40.000 I mean, that was one of the excuses they used for Tower 7. The only one that makes sense is that there was diesel fires because they had diesel generators, and apparently they had just a fuckload of diesel, and that shit caught on fire. 0.98

02:03:54.000 If that was the case, I could see it, like, gutting the place with some crazy fire and maybe it falls down. 0.97

02:04:00.000 I just...

02:04:01.000 Look, I'm not bright enough.

02:04:02.000 But wouldn't it be weird, though, if it was true?

02:04:04.000 You're saying maybe it is, maybe it isn't.

02:04:06.000 You're not saying definitely it isn't because, you know, you wouldn't say that.

02:04:09.000 So maybe.

02:04:10.000 Let's just say a bomb did go off and there's picture and video of a...

02:04:14.000 It looks like the Oklahoma City bombing that building.

02:04:17.000 And the office that was bombed was the El Dorado Task Force, which investigates... 0.99

02:04:23.000 All these securities and money laundering and all that shit. 0.94

02:04:26.000 They were investigating the whole Russian collapse. 1.00

02:04:29.000 There was a lot of shit. 1.00

02:04:30.000 It was a covert economic operation. 1.00

02:04:33.000 And it was being investigated.

02:04:37.000 How many people would have to be involved in something like that?

02:04:41.000 And they blew that office up that was investigated.

02:04:43.000 That office in Tower 6. It wasn't even Tower 1. A bomb goes off in Tower 6. It was that office.

02:04:47.000 They just blew it up.

02:04:48.000 How many people do you think would have to be involved in something like that?

02:04:52.000 And how would they...

02:04:53.000 How would they do this?

02:04:54.000 Would they do it through emails?

02:04:56.000 According to this theory, okay, according to this theory, I don't know what's true or not.

02:04:59.000 I'm just reading these theories.

02:05:00.000 According to this theory, it was all about they had to get rid of these brokerages and the people, Naval Intelligence and the El Dorado Task Force because they were about to investigate at the 10-year, because they're 10-year securities.

02:05:12.000 Whatever that means.

02:05:13.000 They're like bonds or something or CDs or something worth over $240 million.

02:05:17.000 That's what the investigation was about.

02:05:19.000 They finally were going to...

02:05:24.000 AIG is...

02:05:24.000 Supposedly, according to this theory, AIG, that insurance company, they're more than just insurance.

02:05:32.000 They're involved in all... 0.99

02:05:34.000 They got CIA ties and all this crazy shit. 0.99

02:05:36.000 They had to cover it up. 0.99

02:05:38.000 This is according to this theory. 0.99

02:05:39.000 They needed to blow all that shit up so those transactions could slide through during the chaos and they wouldn't... 0.99

02:05:47.000 Because the Federal Reserve at 9-1-1 They took emergency power. 0.99

02:05:52.000 So that day, they took emergency power so they could do whatever they want.

02:05:55.000 The Security and Exchange Commission, they had an emergency procedure that they've never done before, which meant that we got a lot of chaos here.

02:06:05.000 Let's just run all these securities without checking them and just run these through.

02:06:09.000 Bam! 0.98

02:06:09.000 That's what they did. 0.98

02:06:10.000 So that's a theory.

02:06:11.000 Who knows if it's true. 0.96

02:06:12.000 It sounds pretty fucking crazy. 0.98

02:06:14.000 I don't know if they did that, so I think speculating about it is silly. 0.99

02:06:17.000 But what I do know is that a lot of people banked on those airlines fucking up. 0.81

02:06:21.000 And they sold a lot of their shares like they knew some things were going on. 0.93

02:06:25.000 Huge, significant numbers on American Airlines.

02:06:28.000 They shorted their stocks.

02:06:29.000 That alone is really squirrely. 1.00

02:06:32.000 Like, what the fuck? 0.98

02:06:33.000 That alone, if it is true, and apparently it is, I feel like that should be a big point of investigation. 0.98

02:06:42.000 And if it is true, and I've seen it reported in multiple supposedly valid websites that deal with the news, if that is true, like, there's just the fact that that hasn't been investigated makes you just go, how many people can be involved in it?

02:06:57.000 If we really have a really crazy sort of a... 0.99

02:07:03.000 Fake democracy and they're just stealing and engineering shit and blowing shit up on occasion. 0.99

02:07:08.000 How many people have to be involved? 1.00

02:07:10.000 And how come nobody wants to rat them out?

02:07:12.000 How come nobody wants to make the ultimate book from the shadows?

02:07:15.000 And they're going right to Afghanistan, taking all the heroin. 0.79

02:07:19.000 Come on, they're gangsters, dude.

02:07:21.000 It's amazing.

02:07:22.000 Everyone just accepts it.

02:07:23.000 What's so amazing it feels fake, but I think that part of the thing is that they did it this way for so long That that became how you did things. 0.98

02:07:34.000 And then when the internet came along, and all of a sudden people would go, wait a minute, what the fuck are they doing? 0.93

02:07:39.000 They can do that? 0.94

02:07:40.000 And they can do this?

02:07:41.000 Like, who would have found out about the National Defense Authorization Act and the indefinite detention of American civilians without right to trial?

02:07:48.000 Who would have found out about that if it wasn't for the internet?

02:07:50.000 Of course.

02:07:50.000 You wouldn't have found out from CNN. You don't even find out about it from CNN.com.

02:07:54.000 When people say, oh, where do you get your...

02:07:57.000 Information.

02:07:58.000 The internet?

02:07:58.000 Like, where do you go?

02:07:59.000 Fucking libraries? 1.00

02:08:00.000 Where else are you gonna go? 1.00

02:08:01.000 You're gonna go to the library? 0.99

02:08:02.000 You're fucking twelve, you're going to the library? 1.00

02:08:04.000 You go on your computer, dumbass. 1.00

02:08:06.000 Everyone gets their information from the internet. 0.98

02:08:08.000 Well, that's where it gets really weird, though, because you gotta make sure that you really trust your sources.

02:08:12.000 So there's like, there's some sources that, you know, like, man.

02:08:17.000 In England, they have the Daily Mail. 1.00

02:08:20.000 Those motherfuckers will write anything. 1.00

02:08:22.000 You get an article and it's from the Daily Mail. 1.00

02:08:25.000 You got to go, oh, wait a minute.

02:08:27.000 The Daily Mail. 1.00

02:08:28.000 Shit. 1.00

02:08:29.000 It might be real, but it might be bullshit. 1.00

02:08:31.000 Listen to Amber Lyons. 0.99

02:08:32.000 We have proof through Amber Lyons.

02:08:34.000 We have proof that everything we see on CNN, you got to question it.

02:08:39.000 You got to question everything.

02:08:39.000 You can't ever trust the government.

02:08:41.000 Well, it's a business, man.

02:08:43.000 They're running a show.

02:08:44.000 Those news shows, they check them for ratings.

02:08:47.000 They want to make sure that people are tuning in.

02:08:49.000 And if they're not tuning in, they'll replace a girl and move a guy and do this or do that.

02:08:53.000 But according to Amber Lyons, it's more than that.

02:08:55.000 It's not just about ratings. 0.99

02:08:56.000 It's about there's certain shit they can't fucking say. 0.99

02:08:59.000 Well, I'm saying it's a business. 0.99

02:09:01.000 And if you're in the business of news, there's only one way you get access to that news.

02:09:07.000 You have to be able to go to countries.

02:09:08.000 You have to be able to do...

02:09:10.000 As soon as you piss those people off, you can't get in there anymore.

02:09:13.000 You're done.

02:09:14.000 You're removed from this.

02:09:15.000 Oh, you can't go to Congress anymore.

02:09:16.000 There's people to this day, I'm sure, that have websites or people that want to get press passes for certain things.

02:09:24.000 They want to be able to get into areas where the New York Times and the Wall Street Journal get to you.

02:09:29.000 And they can't get in.

02:09:29.000 Just because you have a website that has a million hits a day doesn't mean that they're going to let you in.

02:09:33.000 You can't lob questions at the president.

02:09:36.000 Just because you have a big antenna.

02:09:38.000 But it really should be that way.

02:09:40.000 I mean, if a guy has a big antenna, that means Perez Hilton should be able to ask the president questions.

02:09:45.000 I mean, why not? 0.98

02:09:46.000 Perez Hilton's got millions of fucking hits every day. 0.98

02:09:48.000 Why not him? 0.99

02:09:49.000 I mean, I feel like he would have probably questions more along the lines of how I would think than a lot of these fucking weirdos that you see that get elected to Congress and get elected to the Senate. 0.97

02:09:59.000 Like that dude that was trying to be president. 0.96

02:10:02.000 Paul Ryan, the dude who was running for vice president. 1.00

02:10:05.000 That silly bitch. 1.00

02:10:06.000 Did you pay attention to him at all? 1.00

02:10:07.000 I didn't pay attention to him at all.

02:10:08.000 Oh my goodness.

02:10:09.000 The Mitt Romney guy?

02:10:10.000 Yeah.

02:10:11.000 Well, his running mate, first of all, he lied about how fast he could run a marathon.

02:10:17.000 Like he said, he ran a marathon, like a three-hour plus, sub-four-hour marathon, which apparently is world-class. 0.98

02:10:25.000 You have to be a serious fucking athlete to be able to run a marathon under four hours. 0.98

02:10:30.000 And then he changed it afterwards. 1.00

02:10:32.000 It was like six hours or whatever.

02:10:35.000 They probably picked him because he was terrible.

02:10:38.000 What was his name?

02:10:39.000 Paul Ryan?

02:10:40.000 Well, he's a good speaker.

02:10:41.000 He's a good speaker, and he was pretty charismatic.

02:10:44.000 The real problem is under the really bright lights he folded. 0.99

02:10:47.000 Under the really bright lights, he just bullshitted a little too much, got a little too cocky, some shit that he could have said in Idaho. 0.99

02:10:52.000 He got away with it on the local news. 1.00

02:10:54.000 You really can't get away with that shit when it's on Fox News and everybody can research what the fuck you say. 1.00

02:10:59.000 Whoever put him in that position... 1.00

02:11:02.000 They knew that about him.

02:11:04.000 You think so?

02:11:05.000 I wish they had no one else to do it.

02:11:06.000 When John McCain – I think the world is run by corporations and Wall Street and all that. 0.99

02:11:14.000 They have all the goddamn power. 0.99

02:11:16.000 They're fucking – Yeah, but I mean when you're trying to get a guy like Paul Ryan into position, they do it because it seems like it would work. 1.00

02:11:22.000 He's going to listen to us. 0.99

02:11:23.000 He's going to play ball, and it will work.

02:11:26.000 I mean that's – But to me, I'm just throwing this out there. 0.99

02:11:30.000 Who the fuck knows? 0.98

02:11:30.000 So you're looking for a conspiracy in the conspiracy. 0.98

02:11:33.000 Yeah, I'm thinking, like, with John McCain and Sarah Palin, John McCain and Sarah Palin, it's like, get mother... 1.00

02:11:38.000 There's no way that dude who's about to die is going to become president and then we put a crazy bitch as vice president. 1.00

02:11:43.000 It almost seems like we need Obama to win, to handle all this shit. 1.00

02:11:48.000 Hook us all up. 0.99

02:11:49.000 That's one way of looking at it.

02:11:51.000 This is the way I look at it.

02:11:52.000 I think that in order to get to any position of power...

02:11:55.000 Whether you're a senator or congressman. 0.98

02:11:58.000 By the time you get there, you got so many motherfucking skeletons in your closet that you're like Teddy Kennedy. 0.99

02:12:05.000 Never could really run for president after you drown that girl. 1.00

02:12:08.000 And there's a lot of shit that these dudes do. 1.00

02:12:11.000 So it's hard to find a guy who's pretty clean. 0.99

02:12:13.000 And Paul Ryan, pretty clean.

02:12:15.000 Seems like a nice family man. 1.00

02:12:16.000 Says a lot of shit about taking personal responsibility. 0.99

02:12:19.000 Toes the Republican line. 1.00

02:12:21.000 Look, the guy looks fit.

02:12:23.000 He looks like a man's man. 0.96

02:12:24.000 Have you done marathons, Paul?

02:12:26.000 I did a marathon in under four hours.

02:12:27.000 He did a marathon in under four hours.

02:12:30.000 He's our guy! 0.90

02:12:31.000 And then they get in there and they find out the guy's a bullshitter. 0.59

02:12:33.000 I think it's more likely that.

02:12:35.000 But I do agree that in order to get to that position, They gotta think that they can do something with you.

02:12:42.000 They gotta think that you're gonna be able to play ball with them.

02:12:44.000 And a girl like Sarah Palin, they went with her because they were desperate.

02:12:50.000 There was no one else. 0.99

02:12:51.000 They didn't know what the fuck they were doing, man. 0.99

02:12:53.000 They were trying to figure out some way to reach women voters. 0.99

02:12:57.000 And one of the best ways is to have a strong woman that represents women. 0.98

02:13:01.000 And, you know, she represented the strongest aspects of, like, a frontiers woman. 0.99

02:13:06.000 Bitch lives in Alaska, okay? 1.00

02:13:08.000 She's got big old titties and a gun. 1.00

02:13:11.000 Like, they thought women were gonna go bananas for that. 0.99

02:13:13.000 That women were gonna go, yes, and that would be enough to push them over the top. 1.00

02:13:17.000 They would get all the women votes. 1.00

02:13:18.000 The same way Obama got a lot of the black vote.

02:13:21.000 Like, a lot of people were like, there's no way I'm not voting against Obama.

02:13:24.000 And people got mad, black people got mad at other black people that were gonna vote for McCain. 0.99

02:13:29.000 You never saw anybody that was black that had a fucking Paul Ryan shirt on. 0.99

02:13:34.000 No one had a Mitt Romney, Paul Ryan shirt on that was by. 0.99

02:13:37.000 There may be a few dudes that just wanted attention, but if they really thought it through, there's no way they would have done that.

02:13:42.000 It just seems like a big show to me.

02:13:44.000 It seems like a reality show.

02:13:45.000 Oh, it's definitely a big show.

02:13:46.000 Like, almost scripted.

02:13:48.000 Well, it's a big show.

02:13:48.000 You know that because they don't have any more than two candidates.

02:13:52.000 They used to let extra candidates in.

02:13:55.000 The last time they did that was with Ross Perot.

02:13:57.000 He was the last independent. 0.99

02:13:58.000 And that guy fucked everything up, man. 0.92

02:14:01.000 Because he got his own television show. 0.98

02:14:04.000 He took over NBC. Like, during prime time, he bought the time.

02:14:09.000 And he went on and told everybody how you're getting fucked. 0.96

02:14:12.000 Told everybody what the federal bank is, and told everybody where taxes go, and told everybody this insurmountable debt, and this is how you've been set up. 0.98

02:14:20.000 And he did it on television. 0.91

02:14:22.000 And because of the fact that he had so much money, that he could get away with doing shit that traditionally only the Democrats and Republicans could do. 0.91

02:14:30.000 But all of a sudden there's this independent that's like stealing, you know, 20-30% of the vote. 0.96

02:14:34.000 And it fucked up the whole thing.

02:14:36.000 And that's how Bill Clinton became president.

02:14:38.000 Because they were like...

02:14:40.000 And there you go.

02:14:41.000 That guy, he ruined everything.

02:14:43.000 So then the Commission for Presidential Debates, they changed what it takes to be able to compete at the highest levels.

02:14:51.000 Hell yeah.

02:14:52.000 You couldn't, you know, they'll let a lot of kooks, like when you have like Republicans, you have like 10 Republicans... 0.99

02:14:57.000 They'll let the Herman Cains in, that they know Herman Cain, like that dude fucks everything. 1.00

02:15:01.000 He's got like 50 bitches on the side. 1.00

02:15:03.000 He just couldn't keep them from bubbling out under the woodwork. 1.00

02:15:06.000 The black guy? 0.91

02:15:07.000 The guy who ran the pizza company. 0.95

02:15:09.000 Did you see all the different women that came out that said he was banging them? 1.00

02:15:14.000 No.

02:15:14.000 Well, you can't do that and run for president.

02:15:16.000 You can do that and run a pizza company.

02:15:18.000 He totally did it and pulled it off. 1.00

02:15:20.000 But they know certain shit like that. 0.99

02:15:22.000 They know guys are not going to get that far. 0.99

02:15:23.000 It's a little song and dance.

02:15:25.000 Until they get down to the main guy.

02:15:26.000 And there was a couple of main guys.

02:15:28.000 And the big main guy was this Mitt Romney character.

02:15:31.000 It's always going to happen this way.

02:15:33.000 And all the people that are in place behind the scenes, they all watch it all play out.

02:15:37.000 But it doesn't matter who wins.

02:15:38.000 The same people are paying those people.

02:15:40.000 Socially, I think we're better off with a guy like Obama.

02:15:43.000 I think he gives people hope.

02:15:45.000 He's a young black guy from a single mom.

02:15:48.000 That makes people feel better. 1.00

02:15:50.000 It makes people believe that, hey, You know, maybe that racism shit is kind of in the past, and maybe, you know, look, man, if racism didn't stop a black man from being president, like, it's surmountable. 0.99

02:16:01.000 You can overcome this. 0.99

02:16:02.000 Like, this is a good example for the culture. 1.00

02:16:05.000 The real problem is the dude does a lot of the same shit that Bush did. 1.00

02:16:09.000 That's the real problem. 0.99

02:16:11.000 We thought we were gonna get this dude who's like us, but they're still using drones.

02:16:15.000 They still got Guantanamo Bay.

02:16:17.000 Trying to take our guns. 1.00

02:16:18.000 That shit is ridiculous. 1.00

02:16:19.000 All that shit is ridiculous. 1.00

02:16:21.000 All that clamping down on rights and going out. 1.00

02:16:23.000 That's not a problem.

02:16:25.000 Put your finger in the air.

02:16:26.000 Do you see revolution?

02:16:29.000 Do you see problems in the streets?

02:16:30.000 Do you see rampant violence everywhere and our children are unsafe?

02:16:35.000 No!

02:16:36.000 That's not what's happening.

02:16:37.000 There's not massive terrorist attacks on America.

02:16:39.000 Why do you need to, like, look at people's email?

02:16:41.000 Like, why do you need to store every phone call that's ever made?

02:16:44.000 Like, no. 0.99

02:16:45.000 Don't assume that everyone's fucking criminal. 0.99

02:16:47.000 Because in reality, most people are pretty fucking cool. 0.99

02:16:51.000 The vast majority of people are pretty fucking cool. 1.00

02:16:54.000 And for you to ruin that shit and take it away and take all the fun away out of life just because there's a certain... 1.00

02:17:02.000 Unavoidable percentage of douchebags in the world. 1.00

02:17:05.000 It's ridiculous. 1.00

02:17:06.000 Knowing all the fucked up shit the government's been... 1.00

02:17:09.000 People high in the government. 1.00

02:17:11.000 I'm not talking about your average congressman or anything, but the people that are really running shit, knowing all the fucked up shit they've done, all the JFK stuff and all that... 0.99

02:17:21.000 Golf of Tonkin. 0.99

02:17:22.000 What do you think...

02:17:23.000 The liberties that they're taking from us on a daily basis, you think that's part of a plan?

02:17:28.000 It just seems they're so aggressive with it.

02:17:30.000 I think they worry about any sort of an uprising and the best way to keep any sort of an uprising from coming to fruition is to nip it in the bud.

02:17:39.000 And when you're in a position of power, especially it's an undeserved position of power, if it turns out that you're using your money to influence politicians and you're manipulating the system in order to gain an advantage so that it helps your business, And all that stuff is exposed.

02:17:54.000 Well, that should be a crime.

02:17:56.000 That should be way worse than insider trading.

02:17:59.000 But meanwhile, it's standard operational procedure.

02:18:03.000 And when there's any sort of a threat to that, they're gonna try to stop that threat in advance.

02:18:08.000 And one of the best ways to stop that threat in advance is fear.

02:18:12.000 Make people scared to speak out.

02:18:14.000 Make people scared to act.

02:18:15.000 And one of the best ways to make people scared It's to give yourself godlike powers.

02:18:20.000 Give yourself the ability to just, I can take this person and lock them in that cage and never let them out, ever.

02:18:27.000 And that's what the NDAA says.

02:18:30.000 That's crazy.

02:18:31.000 Because even Hitler would have got a trial, okay? 0.94

02:18:34.000 If we had captured Hitler and supposedly no soldier had gone crazy and shot him in the head, which is probably unlikely.

02:18:40.000 They probably would have shot him, just like they did Gaddafi, right? 0.99

02:18:42.000 But if we did capture him, they would have given Hitler a trial. 0.77

02:18:45.000 And what they're saying is you, this average person that they decide to detain, they can choose to use tactics on you that they wouldn't have used on Hitler.

02:18:57.000 They can choose to just lock you up indefinitely and not give you access to lawyers.

02:19:02.000 That's not good for anybody.

02:19:04.000 And that's not American. 0.75

02:19:06.000 That's not what we're supposed to be about.

02:19:07.000 And you can't have that kind of power.

02:19:09.000 And that's exactly what's happening in Egypt right now.

02:19:12.000 You know, they let this new dude in in Egypt.

02:19:14.000 And now 200,000 people are rallying in the streets trying to get this guy to get out of office because he changed the laws.

02:19:22.000 He made it so you can't arrest him.

02:19:24.000 He can't be tried for anything.

02:19:25.000 He just turned himself into a god. 1.00

02:19:27.000 He just got in there and then they went, fuck you. 1.00

02:19:29.000 We've already been through this shit. 1.00

02:19:31.000 No, you can't do that. 0.99

02:19:32.000 They all get to the point of governing and I think the possibility of being overthrown by some completely new organization is terrifying for them.

02:19:42.000 What if the Green Party all of a sudden took off in this country?

02:19:46.000 And what if it was like the Green Party became the number one party in the country?

02:19:52.000 Look how many people go to Whole Foods.

02:19:54.000 Look how many people want to recycle. 1.00

02:19:56.000 What if that shit spreads? 0.99

02:19:57.000 What if it spreads and all of a sudden the Green Party becomes the prominent party in this country? 1.00

02:20:02.000 When we realize that we're poisoning our food and poisoning our water and poisoning the ocean.

02:20:07.000 Killing all the fish.

02:20:08.000 If they ever did get to that position, that would be a terrible loss of power for the Republicans, the Democrats, and all the corporations that support them. 0.99

02:20:17.000 If the public's opinion changed and people really did get behind a party that was independent and not reliant whatsoever, On corporations, that would be fucking terrifying to the powers that be.

02:20:30.000 Instead of going around making billions and billions of dollars a year, traveling around in fat yachts, you know, banging supermodels and then cutting their heads off, instead of doing that, you would make nothing. 0.70

02:20:41.000 You wouldn't be in power anymore.

02:20:43.000 Your corporations would have to stand up on the merit of the products that they sell, not on your ability to change laws so that you can make products cheaper and in the meantime ruin the earth. 0.99

02:20:56.000 And that's a terrifying thing for those fuckheads. 0.98

02:20:58.000 So what they try to do is take away your rights. 1.00

02:21:01.000 Take away your right to express yourself.

02:21:03.000 Be able to come in and shut down your website at any point in time.

02:21:06.000 No file sharing. 1.00

02:21:07.000 I don't know what the fuck you're saying. 1.00

02:21:08.000 No, no, no, I gotta look at that shit. 1.00

02:21:09.000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 0.99

02:21:11.000 I gotta be able to look at everybody's email at any time.

02:21:13.000 This is a matter of national security.

02:21:14.000 We are the government.

02:21:16.000 This is the Homeland Security Department of Security of the mothers and the children of this country.

02:21:22.000 And I have to look at a few emails. 0.70

02:21:24.000 I'm gonna do it, goddammit!

02:21:26.000 And that's where we find ourselves. 1.00

02:21:28.000 We find ourselves in this ridiculous position where we're clearly being run by fuckheads. 0.99

02:21:33.000 How realistic is Texas from actually seceding from the nation? 1.00

02:21:37.000 It's not gonna happen.

02:21:38.000 There's no way it'll happen, right?

02:21:39.000 No, it's not gonna happen. 0.99

02:21:40.000 But meanwhile, Texas doesn't give a fuck. 1.00

02:21:42.000 Texas, supposedly constitutionally being one of the few countries or cities or states that can, because I think technically they view themselves as a republic. 0.99

02:21:54.000 I think maybe other states do as well, but from what I understood, the way the Texas state declaration or whatever the fuck their constitution is, whatever the fuck that states have that defines themselves, 0.91

02:22:09.000 They define themselves slightly different than most states. 0.96

02:22:12.000 And they believe that they're their own sort of situation. 1.00

02:22:16.000 You know, all that shit came from Mexico. 1.00

02:22:19.000 Texas was Mexico. 1.00

02:22:22.000 California was Mexico. 0.81

02:22:23.000 I mean, that wasn't that long ago.

02:22:25.000 Everybody sort of kind of forgot about that. 0.99

02:22:27.000 That shit was not that long ago. 0.99

02:22:30.000 Mexico was like... 1.00

02:22:31.000 There was like giant chunks of America that was Mexico. 0.96

02:22:35.000 And we're like, not anymore.

02:22:39.000 Nope.

02:22:40.000 Nope.

02:22:42.000 And so Texas became this weird sort of spot, man.

02:22:46.000 Well, is Texas legal with medical marijuana?

02:22:49.000 Nay, I say.

02:22:50.000 No.

02:22:50.000 No, no, no.

02:22:51.000 That'll never happen, right?

02:22:52.000 Austin's not strong enough?

02:22:54.000 No.

02:22:54.000 Austin is probably the best place, like socially and liberally and intellectually.

02:23:02.000 It's one of the best places in the country.

02:23:05.000 And it's the best place in Texas for free thinkers, open-minded people, well-read people, people that are hip, people that are tuned in to what the fuck is going on in the world. 0.99

02:23:16.000 But they're surrounded by silly people. 0.98

02:23:19.000 There's people all around the middle of Texas and crazy places. 0.99

02:23:23.000 There's a lot of churches and people are nutty and they're doing exorcisms.

02:23:29.000 It's like a...

02:23:30.000 Texas is a mix, you know, it's a mix of really cool, like Houston's really cool, Dallas is really cool, it's a mix of like a lot of really cool spots, and these spots, when you drive to the really cool spots, and you go through hours and hours of these backwoodsy-type towns,

02:23:45.000 and you're like, whoa, whoa, what if you were born here?

02:23:49.000 What if you were born there, and Eddie Bravo had to grow up there? 0.63

02:23:52.000 Like, oh my god, like there's a lot of spots that suck, and the problem is, those people get to vote too. 1.00

02:23:59.000 So shit like medical marijuana does not pass. 0.99

02:24:02.000 And the reason why it doesn't pass is that civilization hasn't spread through the entire state. 1.00

02:24:07.000 They've tried?

02:24:08.000 It's only in small pockets of books.

02:24:09.000 Have they tried in Texas?

02:24:10.000 Yeah, of course.

02:24:11.000 Have they?

02:24:11.000 I'm sure they've tried.

02:24:12.000 I'm sure someone's put them, forgive me if I'm wrong, but I'm sure someone's tried to come up with some sort of legislation.

02:24:19.000 But it's never been like officially on the ballot.

02:24:21.000 I don't know.

02:24:22.000 But I know that it just lost in Oregon, which was pretty surprising.

02:24:26.000 But sometimes it's the way the language is written on the law. 0.99

02:24:30.000 Sometimes they get stupid with the language. 1.00

02:24:33.000 And you can fuck 16-year-olds. 1.00

02:24:35.000 They throw something in there. 1.00

02:24:38.000 And it would be awesome!

02:24:40.000 And then the government pays for hostess to come back! 1.00

02:24:43.000 I don't know what the language of the law was, but I would have thought Oregon, being Portland and all that, Portland is pretty fucking hip. 0.93

02:24:51.000 That's one of the spots I would live.

02:24:53.000 I would live in Portland.

02:24:55.000 If I had to, for some reason, get out of California, Portland's a good spot.

02:24:58.000 Very cool people up there.

02:24:59.000 Rain's a lot, though. 1.00

02:25:00.000 Rain's like a motherfucker. 1.00

02:25:01.000 He drove salami back. 1.00

02:25:03.000 Back to L.A.? Oh, yeah.

02:25:05.000 Really?

02:25:05.000 He's been back for maybe four months.

02:25:07.000 That motherfucker. 1.00

02:25:08.000 And when I see him, I'm going to shake him like a bad baby. 1.00

02:25:10.000 Because when I talked to him up there, I was like, what's it like?

02:25:13.000 Are you digging it?

02:25:14.000 He goes, yeah, man, it's awesome.

02:25:15.000 I go, does it rain everybody?

02:25:15.000 He goes, nah, not at all.

02:25:17.000 Fuck it. 1.00

02:25:17.000 He goes, it's just so cool up here, it doesn't bother me. 1.00

02:25:19.000 I got to him eventually. 1.00

02:25:20.000 That motherfucker. 1.00

02:25:21.000 I got to him. 1.00

02:25:22.000 See, is that a chemical thing?

02:25:24.000 Do we need that chemical from the sun in order to feel happy?

02:25:28.000 I've never lived in a place where it rained all the time.

02:25:30.000 Have you done that?

02:25:31.000 No.

02:25:32.000 You're in Southern California your whole life.

02:25:34.000 Yeah.

02:25:35.000 I think there's a gray that happens in Boston for a few months during the winter that dulls the happiness of the people.

02:25:43.000 And it's palpable. 0.99

02:25:44.000 You can sense that shit in the air. 1.00

02:25:46.000 When the gray is there, the gray of the January gray. 1.00

02:25:50.000 Occasionally you get a nice sunny day, like, wow, beautiful day today. 0.99

02:25:54.000 Step outside, it's three fucking degrees. 1.00

02:25:57.000 That shit wears away at you, man. 1.00

02:26:00.000 Salami made up a good story, and I was wondering about that, man, because people will always bullshit you about that. 1.00

02:26:07.000 They'll never tell you.

02:26:08.000 Like, what's it like up here, man?

02:26:09.000 You like it? 0.99

02:26:10.000 Well, I like it a little, but man, I get depressed as fuck in the winter. 0.98

02:26:13.000 And I'm thinking, I don't know, maybe this is a bad idea. 0.97

02:26:16.000 No, no, no!

02:26:16.000 It's awesome!

02:26:17.000 I love it!

02:26:18.000 It's the best choice!

02:26:19.000 I made the best choice, man.

02:26:20.000 I'm so happy.

02:26:21.000 You should move up here, too. 1.00

02:26:22.000 Those motherfuckers would try to convince you into moving up there. 1.00

02:26:26.000 And then when you move up there, they go, man, I'm just getting depressed in the winter. 1.00

02:26:29.000 I don't know what to do.

02:26:30.000 Thinking about going back to Arizona.

02:26:32.000 What?

02:26:33.000 Did his testimony...

02:26:35.000 Yes, it influenced me.

02:26:36.000 Oh, it did? 1.00

02:26:37.000 Yeah, son of a bitch. 1.00

02:26:38.000 He didn't even make it. 1.00

02:26:40.000 He had a school up there, right?

02:26:41.000 Was he running a 10th planet?

02:26:42.000 Does he have his black belt now?

02:26:44.000 He has a black belt in the gi.

02:26:45.000 Does he really?

02:26:46.000 Under him?

02:26:46.000 Yeah, Joe Marara.

02:26:47.000 Oh, wow.

02:26:48.000 Salami's such a good dude.

02:26:49.000 Always a friendly guy, man. 1.00

02:26:51.000 Even if he's a lying motherfucker about the climate. 0.99

02:26:54.000 Maybe he liked it initially and then it just wore down on him. 0.99

02:26:57.000 I think especially if you live in California, it would be really hard to go to a place that rained all the time.

02:27:04.000 I like the rain sometimes.

02:27:06.000 Well, the one thing that it's amazing for is the vegetation.

02:27:10.000 God, there are forests out there.

02:27:12.000 When you go, have you ever been on a hike through the Pacific rainforest?

02:27:16.000 No.

02:27:17.000 You ever been walked around?

02:27:19.000 You ever go to the Redwood Forest?

02:27:20.000 You ever do that?

02:27:21.000 Maybe as a child.

02:27:23.000 You gotta do that.

02:27:24.000 Been up to Sequoia.

02:27:24.000 Is that the same thing?

02:27:25.000 Redwood, Sequoia?

02:27:26.000 I don't think so.

02:27:27.000 I think Sequoia is a different thing.

02:27:29.000 But they're huge too, right?

02:27:31.000 Isn't that the idea?

02:27:31.000 Yeah, as a kid.

02:27:32.000 But those forests, man.

02:27:35.000 Those crazy rainforests in Washington State where it rains constantly.

02:27:40.000 Dude, that's a different feeling when you're walking through that kind of life.

02:27:45.000 Like there's so much vegetation life around you that as you're like, you're in that, there's like this bright green forest, you kind of understand where all the old myths of like fairies and elves and wood sprites appearing because as you're walking,

02:28:03.000 there's so much energy in the air that you're almost thinking someone's watching you.

02:28:08.000 You're almost looking at trees and shit and thinking they're peering at you and looking back at you. 0.84

02:28:12.000 Because you're feeling, you're sensing that there's other life there. 0.99

02:28:16.000 You're sensing it because there's this incredible wealth of vegetation because it fucking rains every day. 0.95

02:28:23.000 The grass is glowing green. 0.95

02:28:26.000 I mean, the grass in Oregon is like neon green.

02:28:30.000 It's beautiful.

02:28:32.000 Like, just looking at the grass is like, wow! 0.96

02:28:34.000 I never fucking saw grass like that in Studio City. 0.99

02:28:37.000 That grass is dry and gray and all fucked up and brown. 0.99

02:28:41.000 That Portland grass is alive. 0.97

02:28:44.000 And if you walk into those woods, man, there's something about those dense rainforests that give off this weird sort of feeling.

02:28:51.000 There's a strange silence, and you hear animals, but it's a weird sound because there's so much vegetation that it's like being in a room that's stuffed with things.

02:29:02.000 Sound doesn't travel the same way.

02:29:05.000 It's not like being in a place where you're on top of a hill and you overlook canyons.

02:29:08.000 No.

02:29:08.000 You're walking through this dense thing that feels like you're inside of a living thing.

02:29:13.000 And it is!

02:29:15.000 That rainforest is like a living thing.

02:29:17.000 In fact, the Pacific rainforest has the biggest single organism on the face of the earth.

02:29:22.000 There's a mushroom colony in the Pacific Northwest.

02:29:25.000 That's so enormous.

02:29:27.000 It's bigger than like X amount of blue whales.

02:29:29.000 It's huge.

02:29:30.000 And it's this connection.

02:29:31.000 Like almost like a neural connection.

02:29:35.000 Underneath the way it's worked in the ground in this entire area.

02:29:41.000 It's a shitload of mushrooms.

02:29:41.000 But it's one giant organism.

02:29:44.000 Here, I better Google this because it's very hard to describe.

02:29:48.000 It's like a giant mushroom.

02:29:49.000 Yeah.

02:29:51.000 Do people take bites out of it?

02:29:53.000 No, but there's a fuckload of mushrooms up there, man.

02:29:57.000 Did you hear about those people that died in LA or California recently? 0.87

02:30:00.000 A bunch of people are dying from eating poisonous mushrooms.

02:30:03.000 Yeah, there's a lot of people that try to go hunting for edible mushrooms.

02:30:08.000 It's like a hobby with a lot of people because you can find some delicious mushrooms in the wild.

02:30:13.000 Not to get high, just to eat.

02:30:14.000 No, just to eat.

02:30:15.000 But if you're old and you can't see...

The Joe Rogan Experience - November 29, 2012

Joe Rogan Experience #292 - Eddie Bravo

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