The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience #325 - James "The Colossus" Thompson

00:00:04.000 Hey fuckers. 1.00

00:00:05.000 Here we go again. 1.00

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00:01:03.000 That's not a good idea, no. 0.99

00:01:04.000 That's kind of a bitch move. 1.00

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00:01:27.000 The way they do it is so cool.

00:01:29.000 That's why we don't have it in England. 0.99

00:01:31.000 That's why in England do you get fucked? 1.00

00:01:33.000 We get fucked. 1.00

00:01:34.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:01:35.000 I don't know.

00:01:35.000 I don't know if it's because we're an island.

00:01:37.000 So we're a little bit separated.

00:01:40.000 So your cell phones are more expensive?

00:01:42.000 Did that make sense?

00:01:44.000 Yeah, it does make sense.

00:01:44.000 Oh god, okay.

00:01:45.000 Yeah, because someone has to set up the infrastructure, right?

00:01:49.000 Everything's more expensive.

00:01:50.000 Well, they have here at Ting, they have something called a Sprint Air Rave.

00:01:56.000 And what it is is it plugs into your internet at your house and it makes your own cell phone tower in your house because you're usually at your house and if you don't have good cell phone network around your house, it blows.

00:02:06.000 So what this does is it Pretty much makes your own cell phone tower out of your house.

00:02:10.000 So you always have good service.

00:02:12.000 Yeah, it's amazing.

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00:02:42.000 Oh my god!

00:02:43.000 I gotta get one of those.

00:02:44.000 I keep talking about it. 0.99

00:02:45.000 I just don't have the time, James Thompson, to go out there and get one of them bitches! 1.00

00:02:50.000 We'd look good with your bum bag. 0.99

00:02:52.000 Yeah, I would have to have a bum bag, right?

00:02:54.000 I have mad screen envy when it comes to those things. 1.00

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00:03:20.000 Audible used to do stuff with comedians, like way back in the day.

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00:03:28.000 I know Steve Marmel did it, and I know a few other guys were doing it as well, where they would do a new five minutes every week, and they would release it on Audible.

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00:03:44.000 I don't know if they still do that anymore.

00:03:45.000 I probably shouldn't say they tried.

00:03:47.000 Maybe that's a big feature.

00:03:49.000 But I'm a big fan of the audiobook format and the Disaster Diaries.

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00:04:12.000 I'm not saying he's not, but why wouldn't you have Sam Sheridan read Sam Sheridan's fucking book? 0.98

00:04:16.000 Maybe this is Sam's partner. 0.96

00:04:18.000 No, I think it's like, you know, probably the book company was like, I think we should get an actor.

00:04:23.000 I mean, listen, Sam, you're a captivating speaker, but we need that extra professional touch to really push your audiobook to the top of the charts.

00:04:32.000 And Sam was like, alright.

00:04:34.000 I think it's more likely that, right?

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00:04:45.000 What is the episode?

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00:06:14.000 I don't think he needs to.

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00:06:19.000 No, you actually lost weight, right?

00:06:21.000 You were a little bit bigger at one point, Tom, weren't you?

00:06:23.000 I've been up and down all the time.

00:06:25.000 Yeah?

00:06:26.000 Do you try to figure out what feels at your strongest?

00:06:30.000 Is it like a sacrifice thing?

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00:07:26.000 I do it almost five times a week now.

00:07:28.000 Does it make you feel better?

00:07:29.000 It does, right?

00:07:30.000 Yeah, it makes me sleep.

00:07:30.000 Yeah, I'm a big fan of zinc.

00:07:33.000 I think there's something in that, and that's ZMA. That's an interesting supplement.

00:07:38.000 One of the things is also they think it helps you recover better and build your testosterone more because you're getting more sleep.

00:07:43.000 You're getting deeper sleep.

00:07:44.000 Yeah, you go to the deepest level of sleep.

00:07:47.000 You usually don't get to that level.

00:07:48.000 Do you get addicted to it?

00:07:49.000 Do you think, like, I can't be without my ZMA? I just know if I'm traveling or if I'm like, you know what, I need to go to sleep and I'm not tired, I'll just play on the internet all day, I'll just take it.

00:07:57.000 Yeah, because you were offering it up.

00:07:58.000 You were offering it up.

00:08:00.000 I was like, this kid's a ZMA freak.

00:08:02.000 Dude, I approve ZMA like crazy.

00:08:04.000 I love it.

00:08:05.000 Because it's something you really needed in your diet.

00:08:06.000 Yeah.

00:08:07.000 Oh, definitely.

00:08:08.000 Definitely, yeah.

00:08:09.000 So basically, it's worked.

00:08:12.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:08:13.000 Yeah, I think a lot of us are deficient in shit. 1.00

00:08:15.000 We just don't realize it, man. 1.00

00:08:16.000 Magnesium.

00:08:16.000 Many people get cramps in their feet.

00:08:18.000 It's potassium, apparently.

00:08:19.000 That's why you get cramps.

00:08:21.000 I get cramps, you know?

00:08:22.000 When you sleep and you wake up screaming because you accidentally got a charley horse. 1.00

00:08:27.000 Oh, the fuck gets a charley horse in the middle of the night? 1.00

00:08:28.000 You get that sometimes? 1.00

00:08:29.000 Yeah, that's from dehydration. 1.00

00:08:31.000 That's probably, you're an unhealthy fuck. 1.00

00:08:33.000 I don't know what a charley horse is. 1.00

00:08:34.000 You don't know what a charley horse is?

00:08:35.000 No.

00:08:36.000 A charley horse is when something stiffens up on you.

00:08:39.000 There's two different ways.

00:08:40.000 Some people call a charley horse a punch, like a punch in the shoulder or a punch in the leg.

00:08:44.000 In Washington, it means something completely different.

00:08:46.000 They call that in England.

00:08:48.000 Is that what they call a charley horse?

00:08:49.000 No, they've got a punch in the arm in England.

00:08:51.000 Yeah, what is that?

00:08:52.000 Punch in the arm.

00:08:53.000 Did you just call it punch in the arm? 0.55

00:08:54.000 Yeah.

00:08:55.000 That's probably a better way of doing it. 0.99

00:08:56.000 Why would the silly fucking nicknames that I have to relearn? 1.00

00:08:59.000 Charlie Hall. 1.00

00:09:01.000 Slugbug is what it's called in the United States.

00:09:03.000 When you see a beetle.

00:09:04.000 Yeah, you told me about this.

00:09:05.000 I didn't know this existed.

00:09:07.000 There's a lot of people in the country, in this country, in America, Mr. Thompson, that are just looking for an excuse to hit each other.

00:09:12.000 So they come up with games where it's okay to hit your friends. 1.00

00:09:16.000 Because they're fucking assholes. 1.00

00:09:18.000 We're a country of assholes. 1.00

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00:09:24.000 Go get yourself a Blendtec blender and some fucking kettlebells so you can be manly like James Thompson, bitch. 1.00

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00:09:46.000 Powerful James Thompson.

00:09:48.000 Welcome aboard, sir.

00:09:49.000 Thank you very much for coming on, man.

00:09:50.000 I'm very excited to talk to you.

00:09:52.000 I know this is going to be fun because you're a character that I've enjoyed for many, many years in the world of mixed martial arts.

00:10:00.000 I remember the first fight you had with Alexander Emelianenko in Pride.

00:10:05.000 I don't remember it.

00:10:07.000 That's a problem.

00:10:08.000 I think that's where I went wrong.

00:10:10.000 You went bananas, man! 1.00

00:10:12.000 You took it to 100 miles an hour from the moment the bell rang, and you just redlined that bitch. 1.00

00:10:18.000 And, you know, it didn't... 0.99

00:10:20.000 I mean, it was a crazy fight.

00:10:21.000 But you'd only...

00:10:22.000 When that fight happened, you'd only been doing martial arts training for a short amount of time, right?

00:10:27.000 I'd been doing it for a year and a half.

00:10:29.000 Well, I know.

00:10:30.000 How it worked out, I was...

00:10:33.000 I didn't do anything before, apart from, before my first fight, I hadn't done anything apart from, I don't know, six months wrestling, good wrestling, and then I saw MMA, put myself in for a contest six weeks later, and I thought to myself,

00:10:51.000 We're doing, it wasn't like a camp, it was a class three times a week, and I did other things, so different cardio, different this, different that.

00:11:00.000 So that's what I did.

00:11:02.000 I made it, put it all together, did my class of MMA, and then after like three, four weeks, I thought, I'm ready for a fight.

00:11:11.000 Not because I'm arrogant or...

00:11:14.000 You wanted to test yourself.

00:11:15.000 Well, I just thought...

00:11:17.000 I didn't realize how much there was to it.

00:11:19.000 I didn't get how deep it was.

00:11:22.000 So looking at it from the outside, it seemed more simple.

00:11:24.000 Well, I'm doing a little bit.

00:11:26.000 Yeah.

00:11:26.000 Well, you're a huge guy.

00:11:27.000 Yeah.

00:11:28.000 So your whole life you've been a huge guy, I'm sure.

00:11:30.000 So you're probably not used to being around...

00:11:33.000 I was smaller when I was smaller.

00:11:34.000 You were smaller when you were smaller, if that makes sense. 0.77

00:11:36.000 But, you know, like, so your look at the sport of MMA was probably not from a position of, like, why don't I fucking do this? 0.99

00:11:46.000 Like, I'm designed for this shit. 0.98

00:11:47.000 Well, kind of, because I always wonder, why did I never do boxing? 1.00

00:11:53.000 Right.

00:11:53.000 Why didn't you?

00:11:54.000 What did you do when you were young?

00:11:55.000 I don't know. 1.00

00:11:59.000 You look like you picked up a lot of heavy shit. 1.00

00:12:01.000 Did you do that? 1.00

00:12:02.000 Video games.

00:12:03.000 Yeah, it did, didn't it?

00:12:04.000 It looked like it was like I was looking back having a flashback to being molested or something.

00:12:08.000 Like I was going to start breaking down in tears.

00:12:10.000 You know, if you don't know, what have I opened here?

00:12:13.000 What sports did you do?

00:12:14.000 Rugby.

00:12:15.000 I was very good at it.

00:12:16.000 Oh, rugby.

00:12:17.000 Rugby, in my opinion, sacrilege.

00:12:19.000 People will say sacrilege.

00:12:21.000 It's just inherently more badass than football, okay?

00:12:24.000 Well, there's no question. 0.97

00:12:25.000 This pad thing is ridiculous, and I know we've accepted it. 0.97

00:12:29.000 Pads! 1.00

00:12:30.000 They wear the football players, the pads and the helmets and shit. 1.00

00:12:32.000 Oh, American football. 1.00

00:12:33.000 Yeah, American football.

00:12:34.000 Right.

00:12:35.000 Not soccer.

00:12:36.000 Not soccer.

00:12:36.000 We call it soccer, obviously.

00:12:38.000 But American football, the idea is ridiculous. 0.94

00:12:41.000 Pad yourself up and run at each other full clip. 0.90

00:12:44.000 Rugby, to me, is like, you've got a little leather thing on your head.

00:12:47.000 No, sometimes they have that.

00:12:49.000 Sometimes, to protect your ears from falling off.

00:12:51.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.98

00:12:52.000 So they don't go all fucking colored. 0.98

00:12:54.000 It's just more badass. 0.98

00:12:55.000 It seems like a more badass sport, you know?

00:12:57.000 I think different ways.

00:12:59.000 You know what I mean? 0.99

00:12:59.000 Like, rugby is fucking tough. 0.99

00:13:01.000 Yeah. 0.95

00:13:02.000 I don't know if some people, some guys have, you know, professional fighters, and they're obviously doing other things, and rugby will be one of them.

00:13:10.000 And I'll tell you, oh yeah, I had a rugby match.

00:13:11.000 And I'm like, you play rugby and you fight.

00:13:13.000 Wow. 1.00

00:13:14.000 Fuck. 1.00

00:13:14.000 You get an injury so weak. 1.00

00:13:16.000 People step on you.

00:13:17.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00

00:13:18.000 They don't go, fuck. 1.00

00:13:18.000 When you go on the screen, they got their heels. 1.00

00:13:21.000 Oh, yeah.

00:13:21.000 When I first started playing, I couldn't believe it.

00:13:24.000 I was getting stamped. 0.99

00:13:25.000 And I thought, why are you fucking stamping me? 0.99

00:13:27.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:13:27.000 I ended up having a fight on the... 0.99

00:13:30.000 End up having a fight on the pitch.

00:13:32.000 It's really common to have fights in rugby, isn't it?

00:13:34.000 Oh, really common.

00:13:35.000 Which is so aggressive. 0.99

00:13:37.000 What the fuck is us stomping you? 0.99

00:13:37.000 Yeah, it's so close to a fight. 0.99

00:13:39.000 It's like three-quarters of a fight, you know?

00:13:42.000 When you get into scrubs.

00:13:44.000 It's like three-quarters of a fight going on.

00:13:46.000 It's amazing that it's not like a constant, like, MMA war.

00:13:48.000 I didn't enjoy the game, though.

00:13:50.000 I didn't enjoy it.

00:13:51.000 I mean, you know, I've enjoyed football games before.

00:13:55.000 It's not that I don't get the appeal of watching a great football player.

00:13:59.000 I absolutely do.

00:14:00.000 But I'm like, I would love to see those athletes play rugby.

00:14:03.000 I would love to see what would happen if everybody abandoned football.

00:14:06.000 I think it's fun to watch.

00:14:07.000 It's craziness, man.

00:14:09.000 Yeah.

00:14:11.000 Posh people do it. 0.94

00:14:12.000 Posh people? 1.00

00:14:13.000 Yeah, in England.

00:14:14.000 I love that word, by the way.

00:14:15.000 Posh. 1.00

00:14:16.000 Posh people. 1.00

00:14:17.000 That's such a fucking great way of describing things. 0.99

00:14:20.000 English has such a few words that... 0.98

00:14:22.000 I've really started to appreciate proper.

00:14:26.000 Oh, that's a proper diet.

00:14:28.000 That's a proper car.

00:14:30.000 Proper, that's a badass word.

00:14:32.000 Yeah, it's a badass word.

00:14:33.000 And posh is another one.

00:14:34.000 I like posh.

00:14:35.000 It's posh.

00:14:36.000 And sometimes, if you feel an advantage, proper posh.

00:14:39.000 Oh, proper posh is gangster, right?

00:14:42.000 Yeah, that's when you go over someone's house and they got a peacock. 1.00

00:14:46.000 That shit's proper posh. 1.00

00:14:49.000 Dudes have like fucking statues of themselves in the fountain and they're a merman, you know? 1.00

00:14:54.000 You ever seen those guys? 1.00

00:14:56.000 I know a couple that has a fucking mural in their house where he's a merman and she's a mermaid. 1.00

00:15:03.000 Are you fucking serious? 1.00

00:15:04.000 He's a super duper billionaire. 0.99

00:15:06.000 He has statues of her He created a statue of her in a fountain.

00:15:11.000 Yeah.

00:15:12.000 He has this...

00:15:13.000 She's very pretty.

00:15:14.000 And, you know, I guess he's like super psych. 1.00

00:15:16.000 He gets to fuck her. 1.00

00:15:17.000 And he has these paintings all over the place of the two of them. 1.00

00:15:21.000 And one that's a merman and a woman and a mermaid.

00:15:24.000 It's so crazy.

00:15:25.000 There's a guy in England. 0.69

00:15:26.000 He's like a, you know, lock stock gangster bloke.

00:15:30.000 Right.

00:15:31.000 He bought a book.

00:15:33.000 I can't remember what it was called.

00:15:34.000 Anyway.

00:15:35.000 He has got on the side of his house.

00:15:38.000 Him.

00:15:39.000 As King Arthur on a horse with his wife.

00:15:43.000 And, you know, the spear.

00:15:45.000 Like that.

00:15:47.000 But, you know, he's not inside his house.

00:15:50.000 He's King Arthur!

00:15:50.000 Yeah, but he's not inside his house.

00:15:52.000 It's fucking outside his house. 0.99

00:15:54.000 No! 1.00

00:15:54.000 It's out, so everyone can see it. 1.00

00:15:56.000 He can't even fucking see it. 0.98

00:15:58.000 That's right, you can see it. 1.00

00:16:00.000 So he's just sticking his dick out of his front yard. 1.00

00:16:03.000 What a crazy asshole. 1.00

00:16:05.000 It's not actually his dick. 1.00

00:16:06.000 Oh my God. 1.00

00:16:07.000 Did you think I meant his dick? 0.99

00:16:09.000 No, but I'm saying, you know, like that's what he's doing by having that representation of him as a famous figure. 0.99

00:16:15.000 I didn't look at that fucking deep into it, Joel. 0.99

00:16:17.000 It's a dick thing. 0.99

00:16:19.000 When it all boils down to being a dick thing. 0.99

00:16:21.000 Yeah, that is for sure, you know? 1.00

00:16:24.000 Crazy asshole. 1.00

00:16:26.000 People are so nuts, man. 1.00

00:16:28.000 Yeah, he is, but he's well-known. 0.99

00:16:30.000 He's kind of like a celebrity guy.

00:16:31.000 Do you remember when Lee Murray had that mural made of him triangling Jorge Rivera?

00:16:37.000 Yeah, that's what I was going to mention, because I know Lee and I. I love that guy.

00:16:42.000 He's a character.

00:16:43.000 I know he's a criminal and all that jazz, and he's done a lot of bad things.

00:16:47.000 I understand.

00:16:48.000 I mean, I wouldn't want to be on his bad side, that's for sure.

00:16:50.000 He's so entertaining, man.

00:16:53.000 So crazy.

00:16:54.000 He's...

00:16:54.000 I mean, he trained at London Shoot where I used to train.

00:16:59.000 I started training just after he left, but I did do a...

00:17:04.000 Like a game, a video game shoot with him.

00:17:06.000 And it was just after he'd been stabbed.

00:17:09.000 And he'd come out of the hospital.

00:17:11.000 He was very thin looking.

00:17:13.000 You know, I'm used to seeing him, like everyone else at events, you know, around and that.

00:17:19.000 And he always, you know, quite...

00:17:21.000 Not muscular, but lean and healthy.

00:17:24.000 And when I saw him, he just looked very, very drawn, man.

00:17:28.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:17:28.000 Fucking hell. 0.99

00:17:29.000 And that's what he lives every day, you know, that kind of shit, getting stabbed, shooting. 1.00

00:17:34.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:17:34.000 Literally, some of the stories. 1.00

00:17:36.000 And, you know, stories go over the top and people get carried away, especially when you're telling gangster stories. 0.97

00:17:41.000 But there's some from so many good people who I know who are there, and they're like, fucking hell, really? 0.97

00:17:47.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:17:50.000 Like, having massive fights, fucking punching through a car window. 0.98

00:17:53.000 Well, that's everybody found out about him because of the street fight with Tito Ortiz. 0.97

00:17:56.000 That allegedly, you know, Tito has one version of it and Pat Miletic and the other guys that were there have another version of it.

00:18:04.000 But the bottom line was somehow, so they got in some sort of a fight.

00:18:07.000 Yeah, I don't believe Tito's.

00:18:09.000 I could never say.

00:18:10.000 I wasn't there.

00:18:11.000 I heard you were there, Joel.

00:18:13.000 I wasn't there?

00:18:13.000 I heard you started it.

00:18:14.000 I didn't.

00:18:16.000 These are untruths.

00:18:17.000 These are untruths.

00:18:19.000 I'm just saying what I heard.

00:18:19.000 But he was a part, allegedly, of, a lot of people don't know the story, the biggest bank robbery in the history of England, right?

00:18:31.000 Yeah.

00:18:31.000 No doubt.

00:18:33.000 It is fucking crazy. 0.99

00:18:35.000 If you look at the security cam footage, it's like you're looking at a Sylvester Stallone movie. 0.99

00:18:39.000 Like a Guy Ritchie movie.

00:18:41.000 This can't be real.

00:18:43.000 They can't be dressed with ski goggles on and commando outfits and machine guns, and they can't be really robbing a bank, because this is just bananas, the way they did it.

00:18:52.000 It's a bank, apparently, which didn't have that much security, and the reason why, apparently, they didn't have that much security is because no one knows where it is.

00:18:59.000 That's why it's...

00:19:00.000 That's like, so it's a blank building with, obviously, it's going to be fucking secure, but not ultimate, because they don't want to attract attention to it.

00:19:09.000 So no one, and that's why they're thinking it's got to be an inside job, which you kind of look at anyway.

00:19:14.000 I think a lot of that stuff is probably inside jobs. 0.97

00:19:17.000 If you're making 50 grand a year, and you're working in a place like that, you know, how much does that fuck with your head? 0.98

00:19:23.000 Could you imagine? 0.90

00:19:24.000 You see that money going back and forth every day.

00:19:28.000 Like that, and you're just standing there watching it.

00:19:30.000 And you're just a banker.

00:19:31.000 And you're a banker, and you're like, how do I ever get rich as a banker?

00:19:34.000 And you're thinking it's right in front of my face. 0.97

00:19:36.000 And you've got a crazy cousin, and you tell that crazy cousin when you're drinking, there would be a way we could rob it. 0.98

00:19:42.000 I mean, we shouldn't rob it, but... 1.00

00:19:44.000 Next thing you know, your cousin starts bringing out the meth, and you're smoking meth with them, and you're like, we're going to rob this fucking place, and we're going to be rich! 0.99

00:19:53.000 Rich, I say rich! 0.99

00:19:55.000 I'm there, Joe, I'm there, let's go. 1.00

00:19:57.000 I'm looking up these like they're the fucking meth. 0.98

00:19:59.000 Yeah, those are rock salt because it's like, somehow or another it's supposed to give off good energy. 1.00

00:20:06.000 I don't know if that's horse shit or not, but I'm going to go Melissa Etheridge on this bitch and just accept it. 1.00

00:20:12.000 It is salt, but it's kind of cool. 1.00

00:20:17.000 A couple months, maybe.

00:20:19.000 A month or so.

00:20:20.000 So do you feel much good work?

00:20:21.000 I'm not sure.

00:20:22.000 I'm feeling pretty good, James Thompson.

00:20:24.000 I don't know if it's the rocks.

00:20:26.000 That's the problem with a lot of different things.

00:20:29.000 It's like, how much of it is a placebo effect? 0.99

00:20:32.000 Why does a fucking placebo effect work? 0.99

00:20:35.000 That's a weird thing, man. 1.00

00:20:37.000 Why does that work?

00:20:38.000 Because you believe it.

00:20:39.000 Yeah, but why does it actually work sometimes?

00:20:42.000 Because you believe it. 0.99

00:20:43.000 I know, but scientifically, what the fuck is going on with your mind? 0.99

00:20:46.000 That your mind can take a pill and think it does something good, so all of a sudden it does do something good. 0.99

00:20:53.000 I mean, that is an amazing property of the human body.

00:20:56.000 100% it is.

00:20:58.000 And this is what I'm saying. 0.99

00:21:00.000 If you believe it, If you, oh, I've gone old Murphy forever, it's the fucking... 0.99

00:21:07.000 You've touched the crystals and you're in the power source right now. 0.99

00:21:10.000 James Thompson, just go with your feelings, man.

00:21:12.000 Express yourself.

00:21:13.000 Express yourself.

00:21:14.000 But no, when I listen to that podcast, I know, for me, she's quite hippie.

00:21:20.000 Melissa Etheridge, yes.

00:21:22.000 She was awesome.

00:21:23.000 Great lady, beautiful person.

00:21:25.000 I saw much of what she said.

00:21:28.000 I was like, yes.

00:21:29.000 She said the secret, she liked it, but she said it's like the fast food of positive thinking and all that easy fix.

00:21:38.000 And I thought, what a great way to sum it up.

00:21:41.000 Yeah, I don't know if she's right about her.

00:21:44.000 Her idea was that you sort of manifest reality from your own mind, your imagination, but she might be right.

00:21:49.000 I don't know.

00:21:50.000 I mean, I don't necessarily believe it, but I don't disbelieve it either.

00:21:54.000 I think it's an interesting possibility to consider.

00:21:57.000 Or it might be a combination of, you know, random events and how much you guide it with your own thoughts and your own mind.

00:22:04.000 Well, I don't think anyone does, and that's the thing.

00:22:06.000 When I was listening to her, it was like, wow, yeah.

00:22:10.000 And not agreeing, but seeing where she's coming from, and yeah, okay, wow.

00:22:15.000 And a lot of it.

00:22:16.000 And then, but it seemed a bit too definite.

00:22:18.000 Like, that is the way it is.

00:22:20.000 And she would say, I think, that's the way it is to her.

00:22:23.000 Yes.

00:22:23.000 So therefore, it's...

00:22:25.000 Well, I also think she would say it's very self-serving to be – I mean self-serving in a positive way to be definite because if you want to believe in something, like if you want to really believe in something, you have to believe in it 100 percent for it to work.

00:22:37.000 You can't have a placebo effect where – actually, I think that's not true.

00:22:41.000 I think there's been a study that showed that they did give people placebos and – Tell them there was a placebo, and it still had a measurable effect.

00:22:50.000 Yeah, it was some pill that they gave.

00:22:52.000 They knew the whole time it was just a fake pill, but it still worked.

00:22:55.000 But I think those are the same people that you could hypnotize.

00:22:59.000 Which is most people, I think.

00:23:00.000 You can hypnotize everyone.

00:23:03.000 Everybody?

00:23:03.000 Everybody 100%?

00:23:04.000 You can hypnotize them as long as they're relaxed.

00:23:07.000 See, I've tried.

00:23:09.000 You would say, but you won't relax because I'm going to hypnotize you now.

00:23:13.000 You would definitely tense up.

00:23:14.000 I don't know.

00:23:15.000 I talked to a guy who's a hypnotist and he said that some people you can't hypnotize.

00:23:20.000 Right.

00:23:20.000 That was his words.

00:23:21.000 But that's because...

00:23:23.000 They won't let themselves relax.

00:23:24.000 I don't think it's that.

00:23:26.000 I don't think I would ever let anybody run my thoughts.

00:23:28.000 Exactly.

00:23:29.000 It's not that I wouldn't relax.

00:23:32.000 I could absolutely relax.

00:23:34.000 But I'm not really into letting other people run my thoughts.

00:23:38.000 You're getting sleepy. 1.00

00:23:39.000 I know what I'm getting, bitch. 1.00

00:23:42.000 So if you're there, I'm really relaxed. 0.99

00:23:45.000 You're not getting into my head. 1.00

00:23:47.000 Especially if you think that the guy who's hypnotizing you is dumber than you. 1.00

00:23:51.000 You're like, there's no way, motherfucker. 1.00

00:23:52.000 There's no way. 1.00

00:23:53.000 You're going to fill my brain up with some dumb dumb shit. 1.00

00:23:55.000 That's what I see. 1.00

00:23:57.000 I'd love to see Darren Brown on it. 1.00

00:23:59.000 Do you watch his shit? 1.00

00:24:00.000 No, I've heard of him. 1.00

00:24:02.000 Oh, mate.

00:24:02.000 Is he a hypnotist as well?

00:24:04.000 He's a magician, right?

00:24:05.000 No, no, no.

00:24:06.000 It's in between.

00:24:07.000 He's kind of like a...

00:24:07.000 Does both?

00:24:10.000 Yeah.

00:24:11.000 Just a super trickster?

00:24:12.000 Yeah.

00:24:12.000 It's a super trickster.

00:24:14.000 That is what he is.

00:24:15.000 It is.

00:24:16.000 He does.

00:24:16.000 And some of it, he says, this is why it's a trick.

00:24:20.000 And he'll explain why it's this and why it's that. 0.64

00:24:24.000 And the only one he didn't get right, and this was the only one he did, he hypnotized the guy, fucking got him to go to the bank, got him to get 10 grand out of his own account.

00:24:34.000 Then he said to him, they got this guy by random and then he took him to a roulette thing and he said, right, I'm going to get your...

00:24:45.000 Oh, the guy was watching on the screen and he said, I'm going to get your money, I'm going to put it on one number.

00:24:52.000 If it loses, it loses.

00:24:54.000 If it wins, the money's yours.

00:24:57.000 So the guy's like...

00:24:58.000 And he showed him the video of him hypnotising and that it was his money.

00:25:03.000 Right. 0.97

00:25:03.000 So he's seen that and he's been studying the fucking spins and tapping his foot and doing all this stuff leading up to it. 0.97

00:25:10.000 Anyway, when it comes to it, gets it fucking wrong. 0.99

00:25:15.000 Gets it fucking wrong. 0.98

00:25:17.000 And he gets everything. 0.96

00:25:18.000 And then before that, he predicted the lottery numbers of six of them.

00:25:23.000 But obviously he said it was a trick.

00:25:25.000 Or was it?

00:25:26.000 At the end it was a little bit.

00:25:28.000 No, it's a trick.

00:25:29.000 Well, it's got to be a trick.

00:25:29.000 Yeah, that's why I love Penn and Teller.

00:25:31.000 They tell you what the fuck the tricks are. 0.99

00:25:32.000 Yeah, but Darren Brown leaves it. 0.99

00:25:35.000 I mean, so with the lottery thing, I like that because it's like that shows. 1.00

00:25:41.000 When it comes to, like, Lady Luck, well, fuck you. 1.00

00:25:45.000 Do you know what I mean? 1.00

00:25:46.000 Do not think you're getting one over on Lady Luck, because she will slap you down. 1.00

00:25:51.000 That's the big issue that people have with psychics.

00:25:53.000 Like, if you really were psychic, wouldn't you win every lottery? 1.00

00:25:55.000 Like, what are you doing, stupid? 1.00

00:25:57.000 You can make a lot of money playing the lottery. 1.00

00:25:59.000 Imagine if you won the lottery, like, every week, and everybody would be like, hey, asshole, what the fuck are you doing? 1.00

00:26:03.000 They're like, dude, I'm psychic. 1.00

00:26:05.000 I wonder how many times you'd win it before you got bored and you'd do something else.

00:26:09.000 Well, Vegas won't let you win that many times in a row.

00:26:14.000 Vegas will kick you out of casinos, even if you're not doing anything illegal.

00:26:17.000 Like David Cho.

00:26:18.000 He's been kicked out of casinos.

00:26:19.000 He's just too smart. 1.00

00:26:21.000 They're like, you gotta get out of here, you fuck. 1.00

00:26:22.000 You're thinking too much, and you got a system, and it works too well. 1.00

00:26:26.000 They won't say that to me.

00:26:27.000 They won't say that to you?

00:26:28.000 They won't kick you out?

00:26:29.000 Why is that?

00:26:30.000 Because you're too big?

00:26:31.000 Nope.

00:26:31.000 Because I'm giving them lots of money.

00:26:33.000 You've given them lots of money.

00:26:34.000 Yeah, because I'd be there.

00:26:35.000 Yeah, but if you started winning them...

00:26:37.000 But if you started winning...

00:26:38.000 No.

00:26:39.000 Man, they'd boot you up.

00:26:40.000 Oh, yeah.

00:26:41.000 But you've had a gambling problem.

00:26:44.000 That's what you're trying to say.

00:26:45.000 Yes, yeah.

00:26:47.000 I'd be there.

00:26:48.000 They'd be trying to phone me.

00:26:49.000 I'd be like, I've got more money to give you. 1.00

00:26:51.000 Fuck, I'm not finished losing. 1.00

00:26:53.000 Why do you get crazy and gamble so much? 1.00

00:26:56.000 I don't know, that's like a question, well, it's not a question everyone asks us, but I didn't ask yourself, you know, why, and I don't know, I'm not copping out here, I'm saying maybe some part genetic, or my fault.

00:27:12.000 I understand what you're saying, you're just being honest about the source.

00:27:15.000 Yeah, my father, my father, my dad had a gambling problem.

00:27:28.000 So he was, and you saw this when you were growing up?

00:27:31.000 No, no, I never met my dad.

00:27:33.000 The first time, I never met him, and do you know what?

00:27:37.000 I never even thought about him, because my mom was that good.

00:27:42.000 Well, that's amazing, man. 0.98

00:27:43.000 Fucking hell, isn't it? 0.94

00:27:44.000 When you think of it, because there was a And then, you know, when she met my dad, it was, you know, I was like, I remember, you know, telling him, I'll get him over and this and that. 0.98

00:28:01.000 Because I just wanted that father figure, I suppose.

00:28:05.000 But, yeah, the first time I found out my dad was dead was my mum came to the door and let her in, which is polite.

00:28:14.000 And then I said to her...

00:28:17.000 Then she said to me, because I didn't know yet, she said to me,''Your dad's dead.'' I went,''Oh, right.'' And that was it.

00:28:29.000 And then she told me about the funeral, and we went to, she picked me up, went to the funeral, and we're having a coffee, and she talked about it, and then we were laughing after five minutes.

00:28:39.000 Not at it, but just because he was nothing.

00:28:41.000 You just weren't really that sad.

00:28:43.000 No, I wasn't.

00:28:43.000 So you didn't have a big place in your life.

00:28:45.000 Well, I never met him.

00:28:46.000 Right.

00:28:47.000 But he had a gambling problem, is your point?

00:28:49.000 Yeah.

00:28:50.000 And so you feel like it's probably genetic that you have one as well? 0.99

00:28:53.000 Fucking hell. 1.00

00:28:54.000 Fucking hell? 1.00

00:28:55.000 What? 1.00

00:28:55.000 I just went on such a tangent, I forgot what we were fucking talking about. 1.00

00:28:58.000 Yeah, we were talking about the gambling. 0.94

00:29:00.000 So, do you, like, what is it?

00:29:02.000 Like, you get in casinos and you just can't help yourself?

00:29:04.000 You just start playing cards.

00:29:05.000 What do you play?

00:29:06.000 Blackjack.

00:29:06.000 Yeah?

00:29:07.000 That's how I got the fucking... 1.00

00:29:08.000 You got blackjack tattooed on your arm. 1.00

00:29:09.000 Well, going up in flames. 0.72

00:29:11.000 Wow.

00:29:11.000 And then I got a positive reaffirming message.

00:29:14.000 What does it say?

00:29:15.000 I'll find strength in pain.

00:29:18.000 Oh, don't laugh! 0.99

00:29:19.000 I'm fucking mad, Joe! 0.99

00:29:20.000 Come on, man. 1.00

00:29:20.000 You got cards on fire on your arm. 1.00

00:29:23.000 Listen, I got some goofy tattoos, too. 0.79

00:29:24.000 It's okay, bro.

00:29:25.000 No, but I don't think of it as goofy.

00:29:27.000 Mine means waterfalls.

00:29:29.000 Yeah, he thought it was good in his name.

00:29:31.000 Have you gotten a one?

00:29:32.000 Yeah, one by a friend who's learning how to tattoo.

00:29:35.000 If you want to really have a laugh, I got...

00:29:38.000 What is that?

00:29:39.000 I got the Serenity Purr.

00:29:41.000 Well, that's not funny.

00:29:43.000 I think that's actually kind of interesting.

00:29:45.000 They say the funny bit, the dates are crossed out.

00:29:48.000 The dates are crossed out?

00:29:50.000 Yeah, because that was the last time I gambled.

00:29:52.000 I gambled, so I crossed it out.

00:29:54.000 Oh, wow, and then you make another one?

00:29:55.000 You're going to run out of room, son.

00:29:57.000 Yeah, well, I did run out of room.

00:30:02.000 That date's not gone yet.

00:30:04.000 Wow, so that's your biggest issue, is gambling.

00:30:07.000 How long has this existed for in your life?

00:30:11.000 Four years after the Kimball fight.

00:30:13.000 Really?

00:30:14.000 That's when you started gambling like crazy?

00:30:16.000 Do you know that there's a study that recently came out that said that there might be a connection between gambling addictions and brain damage?

00:30:33.000 Is it?

00:30:34.000 Yeah.

00:30:35.000 And brain damage. 0.99

00:30:36.000 I'm probably a fucking good test candidate for that. 0.99

00:30:40.000 Yeah, you might be, man. 0.99

00:30:43.000 I think he's hinting at something.

00:30:46.000 No, I'm not hinting at anything, but it was a recent study.

00:30:49.000 I would have to tell you about this, I mean, if I had known.

00:30:53.000 Actually, it wasn't that recent.

00:30:55.000 It was like 2003. Who have suffered head impacts.

00:31:05.000 And obviously you're very functional.

00:31:07.000 It's not like I'm saying you've got brain damage.

00:31:10.000 But everybody who's been hit in the head has a certain amount of brain damage.

00:31:13.000 I'm sure I have brain damage as well.

00:31:14.000 Yeah, I know what I'm saying.

00:31:15.000 But this was a connection between that and pathological gamblers.

00:31:20.000 You know, that's a fascinating connection.

00:31:23.000 Well, I started thinking, through listening to your show all the time, and hearing about the football players and the concussions and things like that, And hearing about the depression, now I was going through, I've been through a very bad depression, and I wondered if that,

00:31:40.000 being knocked out so many times, getting conclusions and such forth, and drug problems I've had.

00:31:48.000 I had a problem with GHB, which is...

00:31:52.000 That's that stuff that makes you sleep?

00:31:54.000 Yeah. 0.97

00:31:54.000 I had a problem with that, and it's not excuses, you know, because it's not like, oh, yeah, that's why I've got shit defence and I'm not great stand-up, OK? But on top of that, 0.97

00:32:12.000 taking that, going out, and also it's a mental attitude of not concentrating to training as an effect.

00:32:18.000 Well, it seems like you took fighting less seriously then than you do now.

00:32:24.000 When you first started, did you not understand the consequences?

00:32:28.000 Was it a matter of that?

00:32:30.000 Was it a matter of it just became something where you just really decided, I gotta get dedicated if I wanna keep doing this?

00:32:35.000 I took it seriously.

00:32:38.000 I've seen it, I knew I wanted to do it, and I went to my show.

00:32:43.000 But you just jumped right in the prime.

00:32:44.000 Yeah, yeah, because that, well, because it was just the way it was.

00:32:48.000 I've been thinking about this.

00:32:50.000 Now, to me, I went, I saw it, I thought, I can do that, and I did it, right? 0.99

00:32:55.000 I kind of believed it, and I saw the fighting, and I saw Nog, and I thought, I'm not too far off after this fucking, unbelievably fucking naive. 0.97

00:33:04.000 And then I went in, And I had my first fight and I could do it, and I thought, yeah, okay, I can do this. 0.98

00:33:10.000 And then ten shows later, I'm in the main event against Dan Severin, and loads of people are fucking watching me. 0.78

00:33:19.000 And I knew it at that time. 0.51

00:33:23.000 At that time, going to the first event, I said to my girlfriend at the time, I'll be main event.

00:33:30.000 And I'm not like that.

00:33:32.000 But I said it, and I just knew it.

00:33:34.000 And so because I believed it, it happened.

00:33:38.000 And I made it happen.

00:33:39.000 But also because you're gigantic and you worked out.

00:33:42.000 Oh yeah.

00:33:42.000 That made it happen too.

00:33:43.000 No, but I didn't work out.

00:33:44.000 It's like if you didn't work out?

00:33:47.000 No, no.

00:33:48.000 I was working out because I was training.

00:33:51.000 So I was.

00:33:52.000 I trained hard for my first fight.

00:33:54.000 I've done wrestling before, so I was relatively fit, but not fit fit.

00:33:57.000 Right, but you jumped into the deep end of the pool right away.

00:34:01.000 Yeah, I did, yeah.

00:34:02.000 You fought Alexander Melianenko, who was a high-level MMA heavyweight.

00:34:07.000 Within how many months of you beginning training and striking?

00:34:11.000 Well, I've been fighting for about a year, just over a year.

00:34:16.000 But I wasn't training, I didn't have a team then.

00:34:18.000 I was still in the little dojos and that.

00:34:21.000 And it was all a bit, so this is what happens then.

00:34:24.000 You know, you go on your little shoulder, and now I'm ready, I know.

00:34:27.000 And I remember watching Emile Enco on a video, and I was thinking, yeah, okay.

00:34:35.000 I was shitting myself, but I was like, yeah, I can do this. 0.77

00:34:38.000 Okay, I can do it. 0.77

00:34:40.000 That was a crazy fight, dude.

00:34:42.000 That was a crazy fight.

00:34:43.000 You just charged after him.

00:34:45.000 But what you saw there was me being serious.

00:34:49.000 That was authentic rage.

00:34:53.000 Have you seen my video?

00:34:55.000 I explained it.

00:34:56.000 Yeah, yeah, I did see that video.

00:34:58.000 You make a lot of videos now.

00:35:01.000 Yeah, I'm loving it.

00:35:01.000 A lot of video blogs and stuff and putting them online.

00:35:03.000 No, I've really enjoyed it.

00:35:05.000 I've been lucky enough.

00:35:06.000 I've got...

00:35:08.000 I met a guy, Cy Pierce, and he directs and does a film.

00:35:13.000 I told him about a few ideas.

00:35:15.000 He came down, started doing these, putting these, my ideas into play, and yeah, it's going really well.

00:35:23.000 That's cool, man.

00:35:24.000 So this, um, this colossal concerns, things that you're doing, all these videos and the blogs and everything, it seems like you're really excited about this. 0.99

00:35:31.000 Like, you're constantly tweeting, telling everybody to retweet your shit. 1.00

00:35:35.000 I'm pain in the ass, man. 1.00

00:35:36.000 A little bit of pain in the ass about it, but I appreciate the... 0.99

00:35:39.000 I like what you're doing. 0.98

00:35:40.000 I like that you're very enthusiastic about it.

00:35:42.000 See, that's what I'll take.

00:35:43.000 I'll take.

00:35:44.000 That's a bit annoying.

00:35:46.000 Sorry, it doesn't annoy me.

00:35:47.000 No.

00:35:48.000 But it annoys other people.

00:35:49.000 I don't mind.

00:35:50.000 Are you sure?

00:35:50.000 Yeah, it doesn't bother me.

00:35:51.000 I just get scared.

00:35:53.000 I'm trying to make you scared.

00:35:54.000 I'm trying to make you... 1.00

00:35:56.000 People are asking me to retweet shit. 0.99

00:35:57.000 It's normal for me. 0.99

00:35:58.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:36:00.000 That's the thing.

00:36:01.000 I think in the future, that's what will be the...

00:36:05.000 Redband, I'm stealing this off Redband.

00:36:08.000 That's what he said.

00:36:09.000 In the future, likes will be currency.

00:36:13.000 Currency, yeah.

00:36:14.000 And that is true.

00:36:15.000 Yeah.

00:36:15.000 That is very true.

00:36:16.000 I really think that that would be the best way to live the life, live the world.

00:36:21.000 If you could actually work it out that way, so being nice and helping people would give you the most currency, that would be the most beautiful world ever.

00:36:29.000 It would, but would it be that simple?

00:36:32.000 No, it can't be that simple. 0.99

00:36:33.000 We're not living in a goddamn movie. 0.98

00:36:34.000 No, no, as in people would hack it. 0.99

00:36:37.000 Exactly. 1.00

00:36:37.000 There'd be all that kind of fucking bullshit going on. 1.00

00:36:41.000 Some wacky coder son of a bitch would get in there and exert his intellectual dominance over that computer and fucking whack it out and have a billion likes. 1.00

00:36:51.000 Fuckheads. 1.00

00:36:52.000 It'd just be completely glowing. 1.00

00:36:54.000 You have more likes than there are people. 1.00

00:36:55.000 So, suck it. 1.00

00:36:57.000 Suck it. 1.00

00:36:58.000 Everyone suck it. 1.00

00:36:59.000 I cracked the code, bitch. 1.00

00:37:02.000 Yeah, that's a beautiful idea. 0.99

00:37:05.000 They've got to figure out something better than letting old people just keep it and make everybody else pay interest on it and the federal bank and all this. 0.99

00:37:14.000 You see all these big giant banks that supposedly control these different aspects of our political systems, yours and ours.

00:37:21.000 Did you see the… You go, what?

00:37:23.000 Off the Federal Reserve, like a partial bit of it got printed and it was trillions of dollars, trillions going to different banks all over.

00:37:35.000 I see what you're saying.

00:37:35.000 Yeah, the secret hidden bailouts that we didn't know about for trillions of dollars.

00:37:40.000 What is that?

00:37:41.000 It's crazy.

00:37:43.000 What do you get for that though?

00:37:45.000 What do you get for trillions?

00:37:46.000 It's robbery right in front of your face.

00:37:48.000 But what do you get for it?

00:37:49.000 You give it to the banks, you bail them out for trillions.

00:37:52.000 What do you get back?

00:37:53.000 Justifiable robbery.

00:37:55.000 That's what it is.

00:37:55.000 They figured out how to jack the system, how to extract insane amounts of cash, how to have these mansions in the Hamptons.

00:38:04.000 They figured it out, okay?

00:38:06.000 You can't be hatin'.

00:38:07.000 You've got to throw your system away.

00:38:09.000 It's infested with rats.

00:38:11.000 The system doesn't work at all.

00:38:12.000 But no one's willing to do that.

00:38:14.000 No one is willing to start from zero.

00:38:16.000 If you worked your whole life and you got 50 grand in the bank, you're not going to give that 50 grand up.

00:38:19.000 And neither is the guy who's got a million dollars in the bank.

00:38:22.000 He's not going to give that million dollars up.

00:38:24.000 What?

00:38:24.000 And we're all going to start at zero?

00:38:25.000 Get the fuck out of here. 0.99

00:38:27.000 I wouldn't. 1.00

00:38:29.000 Because there's a lot of assholes out there that shouldn't even be at zero. 0.99

00:38:31.000 They should be at negative 50. Fucking lazy bitches, right? 1.00

00:38:35.000 There's a lot of people that don't contribute their share. 1.00

00:38:38.000 So unfortunately, capitalism as it stands right now is what we got.

00:38:43.000 Well, that's the thing.

00:38:44.000 No one's come up with a good alternative.

00:38:45.000 Well, we need to. 0.86

00:38:46.000 It's really silly.

00:38:47.000 Because in 2013, the idea that this is...

00:38:51.000 And I'm not a socialist by any stretch of the imagination.

00:38:54.000 I think people need to pull their own weight and a lot of people don't. 0.99

00:38:58.000 I think there's a lot of lazy fucks out there. 1.00

00:39:00.000 There's a lot of people that just lack motivation, they lack direction, they lack focus, they self-sabotage. 0.99

00:39:06.000 You shouldn't reward that.

00:39:07.000 I don't think you should reward that. 0.99

00:39:09.000 But on the other hand, this system is fucking crazy. 0.94

00:39:13.000 This stock market where you're gambling on the ups and downs, you're owing pieces of companies. 1.00

00:39:20.000 Get the fuck out of here. 0.99

00:39:21.000 It's so complicated no one even knows what it is. 1.00

00:39:23.000 It's nuts.

00:39:25.000 Derivatives.

00:39:25.000 Inventing stuff.

00:39:26.000 I've had friends that are stockbrokers try to explain to me derivatives and I'm like, wow.

00:39:30.000 How is that legal?

00:39:32.000 How is any of this legal?

00:39:33.000 How is shorting legal?

00:39:35.000 How are lobbyists legal? 1.00

00:39:38.000 It's a fucking kooky system. 0.98

00:39:41.000 And you're like, well, someone should really come in and overhaul it, but in order to do that... 1.00

00:39:46.000 It's almost like they must know that it can't keep going on.

00:39:51.000 So it's like, is it on purpose?

00:39:53.000 I think it's an old car that they keep trying to patch up.

00:39:56.000 That's what I think. 0.99

00:39:57.000 You know, if you had like a 1950 fucking Chevrolet, those are boring to drive. 1.00

00:40:02.000 They suck, those old fucking cars, man. 1.00

00:40:05.000 If you had to get on the highway every day and go from, say, Sherman Oaks to downtown LA, you had to make that drive every day in the heat in a Model T. You'd fucking hate it. 1.00

00:40:18.000 You'd go crazy. 1.00

00:40:19.000 Because it's an old piece of shit. 1.00

00:40:21.000 No matter what you do, whether you add a new stereo to it or you fucking put... 1.00

00:40:25.000 Shiny rims on it. 1.00

00:40:26.000 It's designed like shit. 1.00

00:40:28.000 It's an old piece of shit. 1.00

00:40:29.000 You don't want to have to drive an old piece of shit. 1.00

00:40:31.000 If I give you a nice Honda Accord, you'd be like, oh, look at this. 1.00

00:40:36.000 It's quiet.

00:40:37.000 It doesn't fall when I turn the wheel.

00:40:41.000 It doesn't fall on its side. 1.00

00:40:43.000 Those old cars were pieces of shit. 1.00

00:40:45.000 And that's our system. 1.00

00:40:47.000 Our system is an old piece of shit. 1.00

00:40:49.000 And we haven't thrown it out yet. 1.00

00:40:51.000 We haven't just like fucking grabbed it. 0.96

00:40:54.000 And yanked the gears out and melted it all down and made a new system. 0.79

00:40:57.000 If someone comes up with something which works...

00:41:00.000 They'll never let them!

00:41:01.000 Yeah.

00:41:02.000 Yeah.

00:41:03.000 Well, that's hitting it.

00:41:04.000 Well, it's a thinly disguised...

00:41:09.000 King and disciple situation.

00:41:14.000 It's thinly disguised.

00:41:15.000 The people that are in the position of power, it's not just one, but it's a group that are unquestionably the kings of this country.

00:41:23.000 But it's changing, isn't it?

00:41:25.000 As in, like, with the internet, with people getting more knowledge, you know, it's filtering through, people are more aware of it, you know, and it's...

00:41:32.000 What are you doing, dude?

00:41:38.000 I think with the people that are in charge of it, the only thing that's changing is that it's out in the open.

00:41:46.000 And then people are just accepting it now with full knowledge.

00:41:50.000 Yeah.

00:41:50.000 Like when you see that people can have, like, do you know anything about this Fast and Furious?

00:41:57.000 Do you know what happened?

00:41:58.000 Do you hear about this?

00:41:58.000 With the guns in Mexico.

00:42:01.000 Yeah.

00:42:02.000 Well, there's a thing called the executive privilege, you know, like the president can say he doesn't want to talk about it.

00:42:07.000 So they can just say executive privilege.

00:42:11.000 That's like Cheney and Bush not testifying together.

00:42:15.000 Why?

00:42:15.000 Why not?

00:42:16.000 Why not testify together? 0.97

00:42:18.000 And then why look so fucking shifty about it? 0.98

00:42:22.000 Did you see that? 0.98

00:42:23.000 Yeah.

00:42:24.000 And I mean, you can't say, I'm thinking he's lying.

00:42:28.000 If they didn't know that something was going to happen, they absolutely did profit on the fact that it did happen.

00:42:35.000 Yeah.

00:42:36.000 You know?

00:42:36.000 Well, it's there.

00:42:38.000 You can't deny it.

00:42:40.000 It's the most obvious connected dots paper trail ever.

00:42:44.000 If you look at, like, Dick Cheney was the head of Halliburton.

00:42:48.000 Halliburton is a company that rebuilds countries after we've bombed them.

00:42:52.000 And that company, the CEO is the vice president, and all of a sudden that company is making billions of dollars.

00:42:58.000 Like, what are you talking about?

00:43:00.000 See, that's what I wonder.

00:43:01.000 Maybe they knew about it, maybe even helped him a little bit.

00:43:04.000 I don't know. 0.97

00:43:05.000 And then that way, I'll maybe have a team that do this and they don't really tell them what they're doing and what it's for and you get the decided effect without everyone knowing what the fuck's going on.

00:43:14.000 I would like to tell you that that's not possible, that there's no one who'd be willing to do that. 0.98

00:43:19.000 But the problem with saying that is that the only real issue someone would have about our government doing that Would be that it's sacrificing American lives and that they would kill American lives and let American people die.

00:43:33.000 No, they're here to protect us.

00:43:35.000 So that's the one thing that some people would hold back.

00:43:37.000 But what they undeniably would all agree to is that we don't really have a problem with killing people in other countries.

00:43:45.000 We don't really have a problem. 0.99

00:43:47.000 If we decide that they're the enemy, we'll kill you with robots that fly from the sky and shoot rockets indiscriminately into villages, okay? 1.00

00:43:55.000 That's how we'll kill you. 1.00

00:43:56.000 So a company that's willing to do that – let's just say a company. 0.99

00:43:59.000 Let's call it a company instead of a country.

00:44:01.000 Because it's not us. 0.99

00:44:03.000 It's whoever the fuck is the one who gets to pull the buttons and pull the switches. 0.99

00:44:08.000 They're willing to do that. 0.99

00:44:10.000 That's why I don't think it can continue.

00:44:12.000 Like you said earlier, well now people are just knowing about it and doing nothing.

00:44:15.000 I think eventually they're just knowing about it.

00:44:17.000 I think the next stage is...

00:44:22.000 I think the problem is that it's very hard to stop.

00:44:28.000 And in fairness to the people that are in the military, there's a lot of them that join the military with very good intentions.

00:44:34.000 And they get into that position and they're stuck in a battle.

00:44:38.000 And it's not them that's the problem.

00:44:42.000 The problem is, why were they sent there in the first place?

00:44:46.000 But once you're in, for everyone who's a soldier, you know what it becomes, man?

00:44:52.000 It becomes taking care of your friends.

00:44:54.000 That's what it becomes.

00:44:56.000 It becomes taking care of your boys, taking care of your girls, taking care of the people you love.

00:45:01.000 Those are the people you're with every day in a war zone.

00:45:04.000 So it doesn't become about your ideology, whether or not you believe in this war.

00:45:09.000 It becomes just a battle, and there's no way around that. 0.96

00:45:13.000 I was talking to my friend who's in the army, and we were talking, he's in the Marines, and I was saying to him, We're just having a general discussion about how fucked it is about this and that. 0.84

00:45:28.000 Basically, he's doing the government's work.

00:45:30.000 And he said to me, basically, I always think I've got to go back because my mates are and make sure they're okay.

00:45:43.000 I never thought of it like that.

00:45:45.000 He always has to go back and think about his friends. 1.00

00:45:49.000 You're fucking bullets are whizzing by you. 1.00

00:45:52.000 You're carrying each other sometimes. 1.00

00:45:54.000 You're looking out for each other.

00:45:56.000 You're in a war zone.

00:45:57.000 That's what it becomes.

00:45:58.000 So the real issue is, well, how do you stop the whole thing?

00:46:03.000 How do you stop the whole thing?

00:46:04.000 Because I don't know if you do. 0.96

00:46:05.000 Because you do a lot of goddamn damage and then people that you did that damage to are always going to want to come back at you. 0.98

00:46:11.000 So there's no doubt about it. 0.99

00:46:12.000 And there's no doubt that this damage has been done.

00:46:15.000 So it's not an easy thing to step in and sort of settle the world down.

00:46:19.000 But I do agree with you that the Internet is changing it to the point where that is the inevitable future.

00:46:26.000 I think the realization of what everyone's actions are actually accomplishing and actually doing and to what detriment our actions are, it's going to get to a point where things – Level out much more so than they ever have in the past because governments could do anything behind your back.

00:46:45.000 They could do all kinds of sneaky shit and you could never know about it ever until 50, 60 years ago.

00:46:50.000 Then people started leaking information like the Kennedy Times. 0.99

00:46:55.000 Before that, god damn, how does the average person get information that there's corruption going on in society? 0.89

00:47:01.000 How does the average person get that? 0.97

00:47:03.000 You're not getting a lot of it, but you're getting so much of it now.

00:47:07.000 It's like every day on Twitter and every day on Facebook and every day people are emailing people links and Twittering shit to their friends and it just gets to a mad frenzy of ideas now.

00:47:18.000 I don't even think we're aware of how strange it is.

00:47:22.000 I think we're just used to it because we're in it and this is our life now.

00:47:26.000 But I think if we looked at life today, just a few decades ago, we would go, this is crazy. 0.99

00:47:32.000 This is a fucking science fiction movie with you freaks. 0.99

00:47:35.000 I mean, I came in. 0.99

00:47:37.000 Came in early, and I was talking to Brian, and then he showed me something that did a little fucking video. 0.89

00:47:43.000 Like a seven-second line, and he was like, with the finger, doing something, and then shows a little film.

00:47:53.000 And that's like the next thing, other than Twitter, or like a video message that lasts seven seconds.

00:47:58.000 Yes, it's a video message that lasts seven seconds. 0.99

00:48:00.000 It's called Vine, and Brian just got into it, and apparently a lot of people like this silly shit now. 0.99

00:48:06.000 There it is. 0.99

00:48:07.000 Look at that.

00:48:07.000 There you go.

00:48:08.000 That's what I was talking about.

00:48:10.000 Did you splice all this together yourself?

00:48:12.000 It just does it automatically.

00:48:14.000 It's literally like you just push a button every time you want to record, and when you don't push it, it just pauses the recording, and it makes it animated.

00:48:22.000 Oh, so you just smash them all together yourself?

00:48:24.000 Yeah, it just does it automatically.

00:48:26.000 Oh, that's cool.

00:48:27.000 I like it. 1.00

00:48:28.000 I'm going to start using that shit. 1.00

00:48:29.000 It's fun, man. 1.00

00:48:30.000 It's really addicting.

00:48:31.000 But what's crazy is that everywhere you look, people are vining.

00:48:34.000 And so it's just a bunch of people walking around like this in the air.

00:48:38.000 Is it Vine.com?

00:48:40.000 No, it's an app on your iPhone.

00:48:41.000 Oh, it's an app.

00:48:42.000 Yeah, and it should be coming out on Droid soon.

00:48:44.000 Twitter just bought the company.

00:48:45.000 Does it link up with Twitter?

00:48:47.000 Yeah.

00:48:47.000 Oh, powerful.

00:48:48.000 And you can also send it to Facebook and everything, but it's really fun.

00:48:53.000 Can I keep my Twitter name?

00:48:54.000 Do I have to register a new name?

00:48:56.000 Yeah, you can keep your Twitter name, but it's also really weird because I think you can just have a million names.

00:49:03.000 Oh, that's great. 1.00

00:49:04.000 You're going to get a lot of assholes. 1.00

00:49:05.000 It's really hard to find people. 1.00

00:49:07.000 As soon as you allow people to be anonymous, you have a bunch of different names.

00:49:11.000 They're going to have conversations with themselves.

00:49:12.000 We had a guy on our message board once that they busted doing that.

00:49:15.000 He had more than one account, and he was talking on message boards.

00:49:20.000 He would go and...

00:49:21.000 Make a post about his music and then come back and say, hey, thanks, man.

00:49:26.000 I really appreciate that.

00:49:28.000 That's so bad.

00:49:29.000 That's so bad that I came out.

00:49:32.000 I did that.

00:49:33.000 It's classic.

00:49:34.000 It's hilarious.

00:49:35.000 Imagine that.

00:49:36.000 What did you do today?

00:49:37.000 Oh, you know, just talk to myself. 0.98

00:49:40.000 But it's kind of funny because is that any different than some bullshit commercial that a company puts out? 0.66

00:49:46.000 You know, where you're driving down the street and like, I'm so glad that we're here driving on these Goodyear tires because they make me feel secure. 0.83

00:49:55.000 Me too, darling. 1.00

00:49:57.000 That's horse shit too. 1.00

00:49:58.000 Yeah, you're getting that projected at you. 1.00

00:50:00.000 You're not going out and doing it.

00:50:02.000 I guess it's more deceitful.

00:50:05.000 It's more... 0.99

00:50:06.000 It's more cringe fucking worthy, isn't it? 1.00

00:50:09.000 Oh, fuck me. 1.00

00:50:10.000 Getting caught. 1.00

00:50:11.000 Oh, yeah.

00:50:12.000 Oh, thank you.

00:50:12.000 Ever so...

00:50:13.000 Oh, don't...

00:50:13.000 Oh.

00:50:14.000 Getting caught.

00:50:14.000 What are you like?

00:50:15.000 Oh, you suck. 1.00

00:50:16.000 Oh, fuck it. 1.00

00:50:17.000 Goddammit. 1.00

00:50:18.000 Imagine if you just pissed up and you did it that one time. 0.82

00:50:21.000 Just as a... 1.00

00:50:22.000 Just because you were just in one of those stupid moods and it came out that you were doing that. 1.00

00:50:26.000 You're done, son. 1.00

00:50:27.000 You can't do that.

00:50:28.000 You can't explain that one away.

00:50:29.000 Yeah, you've got to take your lumps.

00:50:33.000 That's a tough one because people are just not going to trust you again.

00:50:36.000 Yeah.

00:50:36.000 We were talking yesterday with my friend Sam Sheridan about this author.

00:50:41.000 I forget the guy's name.

00:50:43.000 He made up a bunch of Bob Dylan quotes and apparently he was like a great author but he made up these quotes and then when they like tried to check him on it and tried to like find the source of these quotes he like got arrogant about it and then they started researching it and they wouldn't let it go and apparently they found that he just made them up.

00:51:02.000 To put in his book and then he could write Yeah, whatever you want.

00:51:06.000 To that quote what he just made up.

00:51:08.000 Sure, yeah, you could put a Bob Dylan quote and say, it's one of the most poignant things that Bob ever wrote.

00:51:12.000 I think he was thinking this at the time.

00:51:14.000 Yeah, I think when Bob said this, it spoke to my soul because I was a part of that flower child movement of the 60s.

00:51:20.000 I was on Haight-Ashbury.

00:51:21.000 I was wearing a bandana with live flowers in it.

00:51:26.000 Oh, I'm there. 1.00

00:51:27.000 Fucking freaks. 1.00

00:51:29.000 Yeah, so this guy just ruined him. 1.00

00:51:31.000 Ruined him.

00:51:32.000 So I think this other guy, it's kind of similar.

00:51:34.000 It's like no one's going to really take you seriously. 1.00

00:51:36.000 No, you're fucked. 1.00

00:51:37.000 Unless you go do ayahuasca or something. 1.00

00:51:39.000 You've got to go to Peru. 1.00

00:51:41.000 You've got to prove yourself, bitch. 1.00

00:51:42.000 Yeah, it's a bit like that Mendez character, isn't it? 1.00

00:51:44.000 I've seen a...

00:51:45.000 Mendez character?

00:51:46.000 The Fala Steeler.

00:51:48.000 Joke Steeler character.

00:51:51.000 Far less.

00:51:52.000 Was fat than thin.

00:51:54.000 The drug dealer character?

00:51:55.000 No, not drug dealer. 1.00

00:51:57.000 The fucking jokes dealer. 1.00

00:52:00.000 Did I say drug dealer then? 1.00

00:52:03.000 I think you did.

00:52:04.000 I don't know.

00:52:04.000 It's hard to understand you.

00:52:07.000 I hate to break it to you.

00:52:08.000 I don't quite know how to say this. 0.99

00:52:10.000 We don't know what the fuck you've been saying. 0.99

00:52:14.000 We do have a bit of an accent, my friend. 0.99

00:52:16.000 Is it? 1.00

00:52:16.000 Oh, fucking hell. 1.00

00:52:17.000 It's funny. 0.99

00:52:18.000 I remember certain guys, like Terry Edom.

00:52:21.000 Terry Edom's got a very, very strong accent.

00:52:23.000 He talks and you're like, whoo!

00:52:25.000 Trying to put that together.

00:52:27.000 Paul Taylor.

00:52:28.000 I don't know why.

00:52:28.000 England.

00:52:29.000 Michael Bisping.

00:52:30.000 Yeah, there's so many.

00:52:31.000 I don't know why England.

00:52:32.000 It's a small place.

00:52:34.000 It's tiny.

00:52:34.000 Right.

00:52:35.000 And there's so many different accents.

00:52:37.000 A lot of accents, but it's a very strong accent.

00:52:40.000 It's interesting.

00:52:42.000 And the accent, it's very fitting for the people that live in England.

00:52:47.000 What? 1.00

00:52:48.000 Do you mean because they have to be tough to get so shit? 1.00

00:52:50.000 A little bit. 0.99

00:52:51.000 It's different.

00:52:52.000 It's just different.

00:52:53.000 It's a different place. 0.99

00:52:54.000 The fact that you guys talk so much different, it's fucking different, man. 0.97

00:53:00.000 Human beings, we look at the whole world and we like to think that it's just like it is here but it's over there. 0.99

00:53:09.000 We think like live in Africa, live in Saudi Arabia, whatever.

00:53:13.000 Meh, as long as we're there together, it'll be like, you know, it'd be like us here.

00:53:17.000 No, that's not the case.

00:53:19.000 You go to England, you're like, well, this is a different world.

00:53:22.000 These guys have completely different expectations.

00:53:24.000 They're driving on the left-hand side. 0.99

00:53:26.000 They don't give a fuck about you, or your crazy laws, or your quarters don't mean shit there. 0.99

00:53:31.000 They're not real. 1.00

00:53:32.000 You know, it's like, wow, this is a totally different place with their own money.

00:53:36.000 And like, you know, you'll see people on TV that are important. 1.00

00:53:39.000 You're like, who the fuck Who the fuck is that guy? 0.99

00:53:41.000 You have no idea who their prime minister is. 1.00

00:53:43.000 You have no idea who any of these people are.

00:53:44.000 You hear Margaret Thatcher every now and then.

00:53:50.000 We know her.

00:53:51.000 We know the prince. 1.00

00:53:53.000 We'll follow your royal family but we don't know what the fuck is going on. 0.99

00:53:57.000 So it's fascinating to be over there. 0.99

00:54:00.000 It's a totally different world.

00:54:02.000 England is, first of all, it's got a massive amount of history.

00:54:06.000 There's so much history in England.

00:54:08.000 There's so many years, many, many, like, if you look at the history of the United States, you're only dealing with like 200 plus years.

00:54:14.000 But England, you're like, Jesus Christ, you guys go back over a thousand.

00:54:18.000 So it's like you have some really old pubs that have been open since like the 1400s, right?

00:54:24.000 Aren't there?

00:54:24.000 Yeah.

00:54:24.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:54:25.000 100% there's some real, real fucking old shit in England. 1.00

00:54:29.000 Yeah, really old shit. 1.00

00:54:29.000 We've got old shit. 1.00

00:54:30.000 We're good with old shit. 1.00

00:54:32.000 You could go to a pub. 1.00

00:54:33.000 Stop and think about that.

00:54:34.000 That's been open since the 1400s. 1.00

00:54:40.000 What the fuck, man? 0.99

00:54:42.000 They still have the same barmaid. 1.00

00:54:43.000 How did you guys deal?

00:54:44.000 You have kings and queens still, or at least you have a queen, but you don't really.

00:54:48.000 They don't really get to tell you what to do.

00:54:50.000 It's a different situation.

00:54:52.000 It's almost like they're actors playing the queen and king.

00:54:55.000 Yeah, it's like they've They've got to add a deal, and they've kept them a lot, you know, they don't have any power, but you just...

00:55:03.000 They give them money, and they make them look badass, and they wave, they do like that, and they just show the most proper behavior.

00:55:10.000 And then, if they don't, you know what I mean, that's why probably the queen gets so pissed off. 1.00

00:55:16.000 Because we could lose our fucking money. 1.00

00:55:18.000 Yeah, you could lose that gig, keep it together, you little cunts. 1.00

00:55:20.000 Yeah, you could get fucking fired. 1.00

00:55:21.000 You gotta act royal. 1.00

00:55:22.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:55:23.000 Keep it posh and proper.

00:55:25.000 Posh and proper. 0.73

00:55:26.000 Keep calm.

00:55:27.000 Yeah, and creep on. 0.96

00:55:29.000 So, like, you see that, like, that whole setup with the castle and all that jazz.

00:55:35.000 It's really fascinating because they don't really run the country, right?

00:55:38.000 No, no.

00:55:40.000 You guys have, like, a democracy, right?

00:55:42.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:55:42.000 100%?

00:55:43.000 Yeah, yeah. 0.97

00:55:44.000 Do kings, can you try them for crimes and shit like that? 0.95

00:55:49.000 No, I think they're... 0.99

00:55:51.000 This is what...

00:55:53.000 I imagine you can't...

00:55:56.000 But I reckon if there was something...

00:56:00.000 If the king...

00:56:01.000 We haven't got a king.

00:56:02.000 If the queen... 1.00

00:56:04.000 Got caught.

00:56:04.000 Right.

00:56:05.000 Doing something. 1.00

00:56:06.000 Like lesbo shit. 1.00

00:56:07.000 Oh. 1.00

00:56:08.000 You can't even say that.

00:56:09.000 Yeah, you can.

00:56:10.000 I just did. 1.00

00:56:11.000 I'm an American, bitch. 1.00

00:56:12.000 Mate. 1.00

00:56:13.000 Land of the free, home of the brave. 0.99

00:56:14.000 I don't give a fuck, okay? 0.99

00:56:16.000 Oh. 1.00

00:56:17.000 I can't take that.

00:56:19.000 I can't take that for my queen, Joe Rogan.

00:56:22.000 I won't take that for my queen.

00:56:24.000 No.

00:56:25.000 You crossed the line.

00:56:26.000 This is not true.

00:56:27.000 This is 100% joking, ladies and gentlemen.

00:56:30.000 This is all jokes.

00:56:31.000 No disrespect, man, to her majesty.

00:56:33.000 I bet the Queen has a shy one. 0.96

00:56:34.000 She's joking. 1.00

00:56:34.000 But if she did, what if she had a badass bitch? 1.00

00:56:37.000 What if she had some hot 20-year-old Puerto Rican chick with thick red lipstick and big areolas and her and the Queen just got caught making out? 1.00

00:56:49.000 What's wrong with that, man?

00:56:50.000 Wouldn't it be great if it was a guy, right?

00:56:53.000 Wouldn't it be great if it was a guy?

00:56:54.000 If it was a guy, he was an old guy. 0.82

00:56:56.000 The Queen's single, okay? 0.96

00:56:57.000 If the old guy, by himself, all of a sudden, boom, he's got this hot 20-year-old Just an unbelievably, ridiculously sexually attractive woman on his lap making out with him. 0.79

00:57:08.000 Wouldn't that be awesome? 0.97

00:57:09.000 It would, right?

00:57:09.000 Well, is there anything wrong with being a lesbian?

00:57:11.000 I say there's not.

00:57:13.000 I say there's nothing wrong with being a lesbian. 1.00

00:57:15.000 So, I say if the queen was a lesbian and she was getting some hot pussy, I'd say good for her. 1.00

00:57:22.000 There's nothing wrong with that. 1.00

00:57:23.000 I don't want to see it, though.

00:57:24.000 You don't want to see it?

00:57:25.000 It can happen, but I don't have to see it.

00:57:27.000 You say you don't want to see it, but if I send you a link, you're clicking it.

00:57:30.000 You're going to click that link, son.

00:57:34.000 I'm going to send you a link, Mr. Colossus.

00:57:37.000 I'll retweet that one.

00:57:38.000 You're going to go, well, you know what?

00:57:39.000 I didn't want to look at it, but it was there. 1.00

00:57:41.000 The motherfucker, he sends it to me. 1.00

00:57:44.000 Next thing I know. 1.00

00:57:45.000 I'm going into a bit of Arnold.

00:57:47.000 Next thing I know, I've watched it 500 times in a row while gambling.

00:57:55.000 Yeah, but you would want to watch.

00:57:57.000 You would want to watch your queen have a good time. 0.90

00:57:59.000 There's nothing wrong with being a lesbian. 1.00

00:58:00.000 I wouldn't, girl.

00:58:01.000 You wouldn't?

00:58:02.000 Just out of fair?

00:58:03.000 What is that?

00:58:04.000 That's the Prince Harry or whatever his name is. 0.95

00:58:07.000 They caught a picture of him naked with a chick? 0.99

00:58:09.000 Yeah. 0.95

00:58:10.000 In Vegas.

00:58:11.000 Okay, who did that?

00:58:12.000 Who took that picture?

00:58:13.000 I think the folks at Circus Circus.

00:58:16.000 No.

00:58:17.000 Circus Circus.

00:58:18.000 They went Hunter S. Thompson style in Vegas.

00:58:21.000 Asseted it up in Circus Circus.

00:58:23.000 That wasn't a real picture, wasn't it?

00:58:24.000 Was that a hidden camera or something?

00:58:26.000 Someone put a hidden camera in there?

00:58:27.000 Well, I think they probably tell your people that it's not a real picture, but I bet that's over.

00:58:30.000 Your people.

00:58:30.000 You know what I bet it is, man?

00:58:32.000 I bet a lot of people that are inside the organization, they do that shit on purpose. 0.99

00:58:36.000 They leak that stuff for publicity. 0.99

00:58:38.000 That's how they build a business.

00:58:39.000 What's that real picture?

00:58:40.000 I don't know.

00:58:41.000 I thought you were kidding me. 1.00

00:58:43.000 The guy's holding his dick. 1.00

00:58:44.000 I don't hold my dick when I'm by myself, okay? 1.00

00:58:46.000 If I'm walking around to Vegas, I'm slinging dick like a gangster. 1.00

00:58:49.000 When did that come? 1.00

00:58:50.000 It's slapping my left side, slapping my right side.

00:58:53.000 I'm not holding it like that.

00:58:55.000 That guy's holding it because he knows they're taking a picture.

00:58:57.000 That's what I say, okay? 1.00

00:58:59.000 That was some Columbo-type shit, son. 0.99

00:59:01.000 I want some credit for that. 1.00

00:59:03.000 It was leaked.

00:59:05.000 That was MacGyver and Tom Selleck combined. 1.00

00:59:09.000 If there's a picture of you in Vegas holding your dick, you won't be wrong. 1.00

00:59:13.000 Oh, look at that. 1.00

00:59:13.000 Oh, come on, man. 1.00

00:59:14.000 These guys know these pictures are being taken.

00:59:16.000 This is not real.

00:59:17.000 No, that is real.

00:59:18.000 This is not real.

00:59:19.000 It really is.

00:59:19.000 I think someone busted out a cell phone.

00:59:21.000 That's what I think.

00:59:22.000 You're saying not real because you believe that it's impossible for royals to do anything wrong.

00:59:26.000 Exactly.

00:59:27.000 How many people are still brainwashed by the royals in England?

00:59:31.000 Is it still an important thing? 1.00

00:59:32.000 If you were like, fuck the queen, would people be like... 1.00

00:59:35.000 It depends on your circle of friends, I suppose. 1.00

00:59:38.000 My friends...

00:59:39.000 Your friends wouldn't? 1.00

00:59:40.000 No, they'd be like, yeah, fuck the queen. 1.00

00:59:42.000 Because if you said... 1.00

00:59:43.000 You're allowed to say, like, fuck the president. 1.00

00:59:45.000 You could say that in this country. 1.00

00:59:47.000 And people would go, hey, easy.

00:59:49.000 But they won't, like, attack you and beat you up.

00:59:51.000 But I would imagine...

00:59:53.000 By the way, all that stuff that I said about the Queen, these are just jokes, ladies and gentlemen.

00:59:56.000 Just no disrespect meant.

00:59:58.000 I had to go with it.

00:59:59.000 I would go with it about my own mother, okay?

01:00:01.000 I would say that joke about my own mother.

01:00:03.000 Because it's not like, again, nothing wrong with being a lesbian. 0.99

01:00:06.000 And if my mom was a lesbian, I wanted to hook up with a hottie. 1.00

01:00:09.000 So it's my own mom who I love more than anybody on the planet. 0.96

01:00:12.000 She's my mom.

01:00:13.000 So no worries about it, ladies and gentlemen.

01:00:16.000 These are just jokes.

01:00:18.000 How many people are like, because I know that it's got a lot more reverence to it than the president does, right?

01:00:27.000 Yeah, well, like you said earlier, it's so old.

01:00:30.000 Yeah, it's so old.

01:00:31.000 How far does it even go back? 0.98

01:00:34.000 I don't even know, because I think, where the fuck did that come to pass? 0.95

01:00:38.000 Do you know what I mean? 0.99

01:00:40.000 Basically, it's the hardest, who's got the fucking hardest gang? 0.97

01:00:44.000 Yeah, exactly. 0.98

01:00:45.000 That's what it is, isn't it?

01:00:46.000 That's what it was.

01:00:47.000 Yeah.

01:00:47.000 Yeah, at one point in time, and the good kings were the ones who didn't abuse you too much.

01:00:51.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:00:52.000 You know, like, oh, he's a good king.

01:00:53.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:00:54.000 He's like, meanwhile, he's living way better than you, and for no reason. 1.00

01:00:57.000 I mean, cutting out fuckers' heads. 1.00

01:01:00.000 Beheading. 1.00

01:01:02.000 Oh, beheading wives. 1.00

01:01:03.000 Like, who was that one guy? 0.98

01:01:04.000 Henry VIII? This is where the kid chopped a bunch of his wives' heads off? 0.84

01:01:08.000 They got a little mouthy. 1.00

01:01:10.000 He's like, bitch, I'm done. 1.00

01:01:11.000 I'm done with this. 1.00

01:01:12.000 Yeah, he would get sick of them and assassinate them. 0.99

01:01:15.000 I wonder what he would charge them with. 0.87

01:01:18.000 I don't think you need much of an excuse.

01:01:20.000 But I bet he had a thing, probably a ledger.

01:01:24.000 People's heads he chopped off.

01:01:25.000 Probably looked kind of funny. 1.00

01:01:27.000 Yeah, you watch shows like Game of Thrones, and I know it's bullshit. 0.93

01:01:30.000 I'm aware, ladies and gentlemen, people are like, I'll talk about Game of Thrones, and people are like, you know it's not real, right? 0.82

01:01:36.000 I'm like, please give me more credit than this.

01:01:39.000 I saw the dragons, I saw the witches, I'm sure it's not real.

01:01:42.000 But it's supposed to represent at least the idea of a time.

01:01:47.000 It's supposed to represent without all the fantasy stuff attached to it as well.

01:01:51.000 But it's also supposed to represent an idea of a time when there was blacksmiths and swords and horses.

01:01:57.000 But that was the technology.

01:01:59.000 It sort of ended there.

01:02:00.000 There wasn't really any medicine.

01:02:01.000 There wasn't really any refrigerators. 0.99

01:02:04.000 You just had fucking plates of fruit if you were the king. 0.99

01:02:07.000 And like them drumsticks. 1.00

01:02:09.000 Yeah.

01:02:09.000 Really massive ones.

01:02:10.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:02:11.000 Turkey legs and shit. 1.00

01:02:12.000 With a big fucking bear. 1.00

01:02:14.000 Mutton. 1.00

01:02:14.000 And a bear. 1.00

01:02:15.000 Stein.

01:02:16.000 Yeah.

01:02:16.000 Stein.

01:02:17.000 Right.

01:02:18.000 Like, did you ever see Beowulf?

01:02:20.000 Yeah.

01:02:20.000 That's your people.

01:02:20.000 I love that.

01:02:21.000 That's your people.

01:02:22.000 It's a good movie.

01:02:23.000 It's a fun movie.

01:02:24.000 Yeah.

01:02:25.000 Was that a cartoon?

01:02:26.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:02:27.000 Amazing CGI. That was a great, fun movie.

01:02:31.000 Angelina Jolie's boobies.

01:02:32.000 Cartoon movies.

01:02:33.000 Angelina Jolie. 0.84

01:02:34.000 He's got some big old boobies. 0.85

01:02:35.000 Remember that? 1.00

01:02:35.000 Got some big ass titties. 1.00

01:02:36.000 Lindsey Lohan. 1.00

01:02:38.000 Got some big ass titties. 1.00

01:02:39.000 That's a good song. 1.00

01:02:40.000 That's a great song. 1.00

01:02:41.000 Holly Berry got some big ass titties. 1.00

01:02:45.000 Just see if you can find that. 0.99

01:02:47.000 But it'll get us kicked off YouTube, won't it?

01:02:49.000 I don't think it will.

01:02:51.000 Is that even a real song? 0.99

01:02:51.000 That shit is not registered. 0.99

01:02:53.000 Give it a chance. 1.00

01:02:54.000 There's no way they're fucking calling. 0.98

01:02:55.000 I'm helping them. 0.99

01:02:56.000 Jesus Christ, ladies and gentlemen. 0.83

01:02:58.000 We have to worry about getting our shit booted off YouTube if we have copyrighted material sometimes. 0.96

01:03:03.000 It's too low. 1.00

01:03:04.000 Got some big ass titties. 1.00

01:03:06.000 Halle Berry. 1.00

01:03:07.000 Got some big ass titties. 1.00

01:03:09.000 Yeah, that could have been a fun way. 0.99

01:03:11.000 Even if you were the king, I would rather be a dude who has a decent job today than a king in 2000 years ago.

01:03:20.000 Wouldn't you?

01:03:21.000 No, I could do good.

01:03:23.000 You could do good if you were the king?

01:03:24.000 Oh, is that how you would rock it?

01:03:26.000 Yeah, I would be playing. 1.00

01:03:27.000 They'll kill you. 1.00

01:03:28.000 They'll go right after you. 1.00

01:03:29.000 Why? 1.00

01:03:29.000 Fucking kill you in your sleep. 1.00

01:03:31.000 Is this it? 1.00

01:03:34.000 Big Ass Titties starring Lindsay Lohan. 1.00

01:03:43.000 I'll be buried with some big-ass titties. 1.00

01:03:46.000 Big-ass titties. 1.00

01:03:47.000 It don't matter if you C-cups or D-cups, whatever. 1.00

01:03:51.000 I'm trying to get in your ass when I'm spinning my cheddar. 1.00

01:03:53.000 I'm trying to get in your ass when I'm spending my cheddar. 1.00

01:03:57.000 Oh, what the fuck? 1.00

01:04:03.000 Black people are awesome. 1.00

01:04:05.000 Shit, man. 1.00

01:04:07.000 I'm spinning my cheddar. 1.00

01:04:11.000 Come on, give me titties. 1.00

01:04:13.000 Come on, let me see that. 0.99

01:04:16.000 Come on, give me titties. 1.00

01:04:25.000 I'm so happy that black people exist. 1.00

01:04:28.000 Because white people have never figured out rap. 0.94

01:04:31.000 They would have never figured out how you could brag endlessly and it actually could be an art form and fun to listen to.

01:04:37.000 It's fun to listen to. 0.79

01:04:39.000 White people lack the flavor to have come up with rap on their own. 0.99

01:04:43.000 We needed black people around to spice it up. 1.00

01:04:46.000 It's very important. 0.97

01:04:48.000 They would've never come out with that.

01:04:49.000 There's a song out right now, Joe.

01:04:51.000 It's from...

01:04:52.000 I forget the guy's name, like, ASAP Rocky, I think is his name.

01:04:58.000 And it's called Fucking Problems, and there's so many cuss words in the song that when they play it on the radio, it's seriously, it was like, you're sitting there like, wait a second, you can't understand a word they're saying, but it has this catchy, like, rhyme that's underneath it that you get into,

01:05:15.000 and it's like a number three song, and you can't understand a word that's in it. 0.85

01:05:18.000 What is the name of it? 0.95

01:05:19.000 It's called Fucking Problems by A $AP Rocky. 0.87

01:05:23.000 I actually have this version, but I don't want to play it. 0.94

01:05:25.000 Yeah, don't even play it.

01:05:26.000 I think that the universe is letting us know in no uncertain terms that it's over. 1.00

01:05:32.000 The fucking show's over. 0.99

01:05:33.000 It's getting completely wacky. 1.00

01:05:35.000 I think that's what reality TV is.

01:05:37.000 I think that's what this song being the number three song in the world.

01:05:40.000 Go back to the year, whatever it was, when Midnight Rider came out from the Allman Brothers and compare that song... 0.99

01:05:47.000 To this fucking ridiculous song that has a million cuss words that you can't even play. 0.99

01:05:51.000 I wish I could play just a chorus for you because it's so ridiculous. 1.00

01:05:55.000 I don't even want to hear it. 0.95

01:05:56.000 It's the aliens that are sending us a signal.

01:05:58.000 They're saying, build your ship, okay, and get off this rock.

01:06:02.000 They're going to start eating each other. 1.00

01:06:04.000 This fucking honey boo boo is going to become an adult and she's going to run the planet. 1.00

01:06:09.000 That's what's going to happen. 1.00

01:06:10.000 You do wonder what is next.

01:06:13.000 Yeah, what is next?

01:06:16.000 What's next for you, man?

01:06:17.000 You just fought, right?

01:06:18.000 Where'd you fight?

01:06:19.000 Not for a while.

01:06:20.000 My last fight was Bobby Lashley and I got my cheekbone broken.

01:06:24.000 My orbital bone got fractured, so that put me out for a while.

01:06:30.000 That was a big victory for you.

01:06:31.000 Yeah, it was.

01:06:32.000 That was a legit victory, like a good, big name.

01:06:36.000 It was a good fight, you know, you pulled it off after three rounds.

01:06:39.000 Yeah, I watched it not long ago and I thought, just edged it.

01:06:43.000 Just edged it.

01:06:44.000 It was close.

01:06:45.000 Those are satisfying, aren't they?

01:06:47.000 Well, I mean, it went to plan.

01:06:51.000 I stopped his takedowns.

01:06:53.000 My cardio was much better.

01:06:56.000 If he did take me then, I got right back up.

01:06:58.000 I felt good.

01:06:59.000 But what it let me down was the stand-up.

01:07:01.000 My stand-up was too slow.

01:07:03.000 He was beating me.

01:07:04.000 I was meant to then finish him off with the stand-up.

01:07:07.000 But he was too quick.

01:07:09.000 He was beating me to the punch. 1.00

01:07:11.000 And I thought, right, fuck it. 1.00

01:07:12.000 I'm going to have to get him to the cage and make it just messy. 1.00

01:07:16.000 Just keep him here because he was tired.

01:07:18.000 He didn't want to move. 1.00

01:07:19.000 So keep him there fucking. 1.00

01:07:22.000 It was good where I managed to do what I wanted to do, but I didn't capitalize. 1.00

01:07:26.000 That guy is a weird example of a physical specimen.

01:07:29.000 He's so muscular.

01:07:31.000 You look at him, you go, how could that guy keep his cardio?

01:07:34.000 Yeah, he seems like a guy who probably should be like a 205-er, right?

01:07:37.000 Yeah, he's too big for his fame.

01:07:39.000 Yeah, he's got so much meat on him, but he's so impressive looking, you know, because of that.

01:07:43.000 It is. 0.99

01:07:44.000 It used to be at a time, you know, you look at a guy who was built like that, and you go, well, that guy will probably kick a lot of ass. 0.99

01:07:49.000 But now you know, like, that guy's handicapped almost. 0.99

01:07:52.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:07:52.000 No, it is.

01:07:53.000 I mean, when you're too big, it's like when I fought Podrinowski, there's so many gaps.

01:07:58.000 Yeah.

01:07:58.000 You know, I remember he was statically very strong, so he got me, you know, belly to belly.

01:08:04.000 He suplexed me over.

01:08:06.000 I landed, and he was on top of me, and I fought my underhook, and he was just there.

01:08:12.000 There was such a big gap because he couldn't close his arms.

01:08:15.000 Well, also, he's not aware.

01:08:16.000 I mean, his mixed martial arts training was very limited.

01:08:19.000 I watched him hit the pads and everything.

01:08:21.000 It was comical.

01:08:22.000 It's like, well, this guy never punched in his life, and they teach him how to punch now.

01:08:26.000 But that solves his mindset. 0.70

01:08:28.000 Yeah, he's an animal. 1.00

01:08:29.000 He's a fucking animal. 1.00

01:08:31.000 The fact he fought, you know, when I was talking earlier about You know, six weeks and I ain't got a big ego but I've got more of an ego than, obviously, I realized. 1.00

01:08:41.000 Do you know what I mean?

01:08:42.000 Right.

01:08:42.000 Because Pudrinowski thinks for, you know, he jumps into Tim Sylvia.

01:08:47.000 Yeah, Tim Sylvia.

01:08:48.000 It's a worst fight ever!

01:08:50.000 Ever!

01:08:51.000 He's so tall, so rangy.

01:08:53.000 Yeah, very dangerous guy.

01:08:54.000 Do you know what I mean?

01:08:54.000 It's a worst fight ever.

01:08:55.000 And motivated, because he just lost to Ray Mercer.

01:08:57.000 Yeah.

01:08:57.000 So he wanted, you know, that was an embarrassing loss to him.

01:09:01.000 It was.

01:09:01.000 Yeah, so he wanted to put a good mark on his ledger, and Pudrinowski was a perfect one.

01:09:06.000 Yeah.

01:09:07.000 He just ate Pujanowski alive.

01:09:09.000 It was like the body beautiful versus a guy with not the greatest genetics in the world. 0.99

01:09:14.000 Not the greatest genetics kicked the fucking shit out of that body beautiful. 1.00

01:09:18.000 Easy. 0.99

01:09:18.000 No problem. 0.99

01:09:19.000 It was fascinating to see how willing that guy is right away to fight high level guys.

01:09:25.000 But he's going backwards.

01:09:26.000 He started off Like that.

01:09:28.000 And then after the second loss to me, which was, well, it wasn't a loss to me.

01:09:34.000 He claimed to have won the fight and then they reversed the decision the next day.

01:09:38.000 Yeah, I saw that.

01:09:39.000 Well, that... 0.98

01:09:42.000 That's some fuckery right there, huh? 0.98

01:09:44.000 Is that in Poland? 0.99

01:09:45.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:09:46.000 Fucking hell. 0.99

01:09:47.000 Do you know what it is? 1.00

01:09:48.000 Do you know why it always happens to me? 0.93

01:09:50.000 It always fucking happens to me because I'm the guy who's managed to be noctate. 0.96

01:09:53.000 I'm like the guy who's had a few. 0.97

01:09:55.000 I'm semi-legitimate, so I'm like, people are like, oh, you know, he's got, you know, he's had a few wins, he's not a complete bomb.

01:10:03.000 So they put me up there.

01:10:04.000 I love the part, I'll come to fight, but I'm beatable.

01:10:07.000 So then, you know, their guy who's ready to take the next level, he's thinking he's beating Tim Sylvia, don't forget. 0.99

01:10:13.000 I think he'll fucking fuck Thompson up. 0.97

01:10:16.000 But it didn't quite go like that. 0.99

01:10:18.000 Yeah, I think also you've got to think the guy became this amazing powerlifting champion, this strongman champion because he has this undeniable belief in himself. 0.99

01:10:28.000 So he probably just thinks he doesn't give a fuck. 0.98

01:10:30.000 So now he keeps running into reality. 1.00

01:10:32.000 Yes, yes, yes.

01:10:34.000 A guy like that needs a real legit coach, like a Greg Jackson or a Matt Hume.

01:10:40.000 Someone's going to sit him down and go, listen.

01:10:42.000 If there's only one way we're gonna do this and do it right, we're gonna keep your brain, okay?

01:10:46.000 And that's you actually learn how to fight, and then you fight.

01:10:48.000 I think he is determined.

01:10:50.000 He seems like he's getting smaller.

01:10:52.000 He's getting smaller as well, right?

01:10:54.000 Yeah, he's getting better.

01:10:55.000 I think he's work ethic and, you know, to be the strongest man, you know what I mean? 1.00

01:11:00.000 So I think that part I give him credit for, but he's a fucking prick. 1.00

01:11:04.000 He's a prick. 1.00

01:11:05.000 Is he really? 1.00

01:11:05.000 Oh, he's a prick. 1.00

01:11:06.000 He's a prick. 1.00

01:11:08.000 He's not a nice guy. 1.00

01:11:09.000 No, he's not a nice guy.

01:11:10.000 Do you know when I was at KSW, All the staff.

01:11:13.000 I talk to everyone.

01:11:14.000 Everyone's really nice.

01:11:17.000 Do you know when someone grabs your hand?

01:11:19.000 When someone grabs your hand?

01:11:21.000 Yeah, to shake it.

01:11:22.000 And they do that finger thing? 0.95

01:11:24.000 No, no, no.

01:11:25.000 And they go, and they pop up.

01:11:26.000 Oh, yeah, with the second arm.

01:11:27.000 Why do they do that with the second arm?

01:11:29.000 To reinforce.

01:11:29.000 Yeah, don't you lower your base?

01:11:32.000 This motherfucker's going to judo me! 1.00

01:11:34.000 Fucking hell, Joe. 1.00

01:11:39.000 It's a hand hug. 1.00

01:11:44.000 You know what I do?

01:11:45.000 I don't mind it as long as it's a touch.

01:11:47.000 It's a touch with the other arm.

01:11:49.000 When you grab my wrist, especially if you go with one of those Jean LaBelle finger lock type situations.

01:11:53.000 I don't think they're thinking of it like that.

01:11:54.000 You pinch it down with three fingers and you've really got to...

01:11:57.000 He might be trying to take it back, son. 0.99

01:11:59.000 I don't think they've fucking read the Gene LaBelle fucking handbook anymore. 0.99

01:12:02.000 He should. 0.99

01:12:02.000 It's a great handbook. 0.99

01:12:05.000 If you want to fucking kill someone with a walking stick. 0.99

01:12:07.000 There's another weird thing that dudes will do where they'll hold on to your knee while they're telling you something. 1.00

01:12:12.000 What the fuck is that? 0.98

01:12:14.000 When you're sitting down? 0.99

01:12:14.000 When you're sitting down in some easy chairs next to each other? 0.99

01:12:17.000 Older dudes will do it.

01:12:18.000 When they have something important to tell you.

01:12:22.000 No. 1.00

01:12:22.000 Bobby, I need to suck your dick right now. 1.00

01:12:25.000 No, they have something important to tell you. 1.00

01:12:28.000 And they want you to really listen. 0.99

01:12:29.000 They will even put a hand, not even a full claw, but to let you know that if you wanted to, they could make this shit uncomfortable. 0.99

01:12:37.000 They'll hold on to your leg and they'll tell you some shit about the government. 0.99

01:12:41.000 I don't have this happen to me. 0.99

01:12:42.000 You know, talk to old dudes. 1.00

01:12:44.000 I talk to old dudes that want to show me that they know shit. 1.00

01:12:48.000 The worst one for me, they say I've got this black eye. 1.00

01:12:52.000 The worst one for me is people grabbing your head when they're pissed and they come up and they grab the back of your head and then start pulling you in.

01:13:02.000 They want to talk to you almost.

01:13:09.000 Not letting you get away.

01:13:11.000 Taking the choice away.

01:13:12.000 Do you know what I mean?

01:13:13.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:13:14.000 Why do people do that when they want to talk to you?

01:13:16.000 Hold on to you.

01:13:17.000 It's so important.

01:13:18.000 Because it's so important what they're going to say. 1.00

01:13:20.000 Dan Henderson in the back of your head and shit. 0.99

01:13:22.000 You know, when someone does that to me, Well, we'd be training as well. 1.00

01:13:26.000 When someone does that to me, it's like, oh, fuck. 1.00

01:13:28.000 So that's how you got that black eye? 1.00

01:13:29.000 Yeah.

01:13:30.000 What happened?

01:13:30.000 Well, I work at, well, he's my mate, but I go to his club and I do security with just normal clothes.

01:13:39.000 I have a drink with him. 0.98

01:13:40.000 I do whatever I fucking want. 0.99

01:13:43.000 I drink. 0.99

01:13:45.000 So you do security, but you're also like a patron?

01:13:48.000 I'm his mate.

01:13:49.000 I'm his mate.

01:13:50.000 So you just do it to hang out with him?

01:13:52.000 Yeah, but I told him you don't even have to pay me.

01:13:54.000 Oh, okay.

01:13:55.000 I see what you're saying.

01:13:57.000 He's your boy, so you go there and you hang out with him.

01:14:01.000 You're security just by existing.

01:14:03.000 There you go.

01:14:04.000 So then...

01:14:07.000 What am I saying?

01:14:08.000 I don't know.

01:14:09.000 No, I haven't got to it yet.

01:14:10.000 That's right.

01:14:10.000 It's going to be good, though.

01:14:12.000 So, if I can remember.

01:14:15.000 So, we're there, and...

01:14:20.000 Oh, someone punches the bathroom. 0.96

01:14:21.000 How you got your black eye.

01:14:23.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:14:23.000 Someone punches the bathroom and floods it.

01:14:26.000 They punch the bathroom and flooded it? 1.00

01:14:29.000 They punch the fucking container with the water in or something. 0.99

01:14:33.000 Oh, you guys have like one of them old school above the toilet containers of water that you can punch? 0.99

01:14:38.000 Yeah.

01:14:39.000 Wow, that's hilarious.

01:14:40.000 It flooded.

01:14:42.000 So I went to look for the guy who did it.

01:14:44.000 Right.

01:14:45.000 So I said, oh, I'll have a look.

01:14:46.000 And he said, white t-shirt, there, there.

01:14:48.000 So I'm on the way down the dance floor, and this girl steps on my toe. 1.00

01:14:54.000 She steps on my toe and she wobbles a bit, so I catch her under the arm, securely, safe.

01:15:00.000 And she goes, oh yeah. 0.99

01:15:02.000 She said something to me, and then this bloke came out of nowhere, cut a fucking peacock in it, and getting right in my face. 0.99

01:15:09.000 Peacock in it means he was like spreading out his feathers. 0.99

01:15:12.000 Yeah, he was letting me know. 1.00

01:15:13.000 Talking shit. 1.00

01:15:14.000 Yeah, I was like talking to his missus who just happened to look like this skinny fucking... 1.00

01:15:18.000 She looked alright from the back, but turned around her face was hollow. 1.00

01:15:22.000 She had fucking loads of makeup. 0.99

01:15:23.000 Are you saying she's on meth as well? 1.00

01:15:25.000 This makes the story better.

01:15:27.000 It's a methed out couple.

01:15:29.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:15:31.000 Needles in the hand.

01:15:32.000 Yeah, yeah. 1.00

01:15:32.000 Just fucking... 1.00

01:15:33.000 Needles falling out of her panties. 1.00

01:15:35.000 Oh, stop it. 0.85

01:15:36.000 Um...

01:15:37.000 And the guy grabbed, he started saying, I said something to him, and he was taking my kind of kindness, me being okay, and I don't want to fight, I have no reason to, so mine being alright, and he was taking it as a weakness, and I can see it happening, and it's almost like I know what's going to happen, 1.00

01:15:53.000 it's almost like I shouldn't do it, and I can just say, fuck off, prick, and just kill it dead there, but I don't, and he went like that, and then he did that, and I pushed his hand off, and he fucking hit me, fucking left-hooked me. 1.00

01:16:08.000 Did you hit him back? 1.00

01:16:08.000 Did you break his arm? 1.00

01:16:09.000 Did you kill him? 0.94

01:16:10.000 Yeah, that's a big mistake. 1.00

01:16:15.000 When you punch a dude like you, and then he's still there, and now you're mad, like, damn it. 1.00

01:16:20.000 Are you ticklish? 1.00

01:16:21.000 No.

01:16:22.000 You are.

01:16:24.000 You're really, really ticklish. 0.90

01:16:25.000 Look at the way his head moved.

01:16:29.000 Don't do it, Brian. 1.00

01:16:30.000 He'll break this whole fucking table. 1.00

01:16:32.000 Brian, sit the fuck down. 1.00

01:16:35.000 You better not tickle him, you motherfucker. 1.00

01:16:37.000 That guy will kill you. 1.00

01:16:40.000 He's really fragile. 1.00

01:16:41.000 Isn't he getting confident?

01:16:43.000 He's not getting confident. 0.99

01:16:43.000 He's getting gay. 0.99

01:16:45.000 He's trying to lure you into his fucking spiderweb. 1.00

01:16:48.000 Spiderweb of issues. 1.00

01:16:50.000 Yeah, give me one of them too, brother.

01:16:52.000 That stuff's great.

01:16:53.000 Thanks to C2O Coconut Water for sending us all this delicious.

01:16:59.000 If you ever have a chance, if you're looking for coconut water to buy, they are not created equal.

01:17:04.000 You want to make sure you get coconut water that's from these Thai coconuts.

01:17:09.000 That's C2O. That's Brian and fucking Amy. 1.00

01:17:13.000 Amy and Brian's? 0.99

01:17:14.000 Is that what it is?

01:17:15.000 Yeah.

01:17:15.000 Amy and Brian's is the same.

01:17:17.000 Same type.

01:17:18.000 Hey! 0.99

01:17:20.000 They're tickling each other.

01:17:21.000 This is dangerous, Brian.

01:17:23.000 He wouldn't even mean to kill you, Brian.

01:17:25.000 It would just be an accidental.

01:17:26.000 I'd love him and hugging and going on my own.

01:17:29.000 It'd be like Lenny with the Macy's.

01:17:31.000 You know what?

01:17:32.000 He's killed another one by smoking it.

01:17:33.000 Oh, poor Brian. 0.97

01:17:36.000 I would never kill you, Brian. 1.00

01:17:37.000 He would hug you and everything would just leak out of your asshole. 1.00

01:17:41.000 Like a water bag. 1.00

01:17:42.000 Splotch. 1.00

01:17:44.000 I would kill you with love and affection. 1.00

01:17:46.000 His ass would just open up. 1.00

01:17:48.000 Just rip. 1.00

01:17:50.000 The whole innards just plonk. 0.97

01:17:54.000 Ribcage. 0.66

01:17:55.000 Everything. 1.00

01:17:56.000 No one's even going to figure out how Ribcage got through his asshole. 1.00

01:17:59.000 It's going to go right through. 1.00

01:18:01.000 Intact.

01:18:03.000 It's gonna come out and roll across the floor.

01:18:05.000 See what happens when you get tickling into this.

01:18:07.000 It's something that I've always thought of because I'm extremely ticklish. 0.83

01:18:14.000 And if I was a fighter, I think if I was in some crazy jiu-jitsu thing, that if the guy just started tickling me, I would freak the fuck out.

01:18:22.000 No, not when you're in the moment and you're not thinking about it. 0.95

01:18:25.000 Because while you're tickling the guy, the guy's on top of you punching you in the face.

01:18:29.000 And you're going to stop tickling.

01:18:31.000 Part of tickling, like the whole thing is like someone's got power over you.

01:18:34.000 And you're like, stop it!

01:18:35.000 You're making me feel things I don't want to feel!

01:18:36.000 Stop it! 0.99

01:18:38.000 You know, but it doesn't hurt.

01:18:39.000 It just feels weird.

01:18:40.000 You're not tickling when you tickle for yourself.

01:18:41.000 Not at all.

01:18:42.000 So you don't go there.

01:18:42.000 That makes sense.

01:18:43.000 You make the connection between the impact of the fingers.

01:18:47.000 But when someone else is controlling, you don't know what kind of ride you're going on. 0.98

01:18:51.000 And all that shit is actually probably evolutionary, beneficial to keep spiders off of us. 0.98

01:18:59.000 What? 1.00

01:18:59.000 Oh, fucking hell. 1.00

01:19:00.000 It's like little things that are moving on you. 1.00

01:19:02.000 You're like, what the fuck is that? 0.99

01:19:04.000 That's what that is. 1.00

01:19:04.000 It's like extra sensory for when spiders and shit would crawl into your fucking sleeping bag. 1.00

01:19:10.000 You know, I mean, that's probably what being ticklish is all about. 0.99

01:19:13.000 Did you have a sleeping bag back in the day?

01:19:16.000 Yeah, yeah, of course.

01:19:16.000 I have one right now.

01:19:17.000 I have one right now.

01:19:18.000 Brian always has a rescue pack in his car.

01:19:21.000 A rescue pack?

01:19:22.000 Well, he's ready for this.

01:19:23.000 When Jack strangles me to sleep.

01:19:26.000 He's worried about the earthquake, and so he has a full emergency set up in the back of his car, including ecstasy.

01:19:35.000 Including, like, plenty of molly. 1.00

01:19:38.000 You've got a fucking porn star. 1.00

01:19:39.000 No, there's none in the trunk where I cleaned it out last night. 1.00

01:19:45.000 That's one of those ones you say it and you're like, damn. 0.98

01:19:48.000 It seemed like it was there. 0.99

01:19:50.000 I took a chance.

01:19:51.000 I threw it out there.

01:19:55.000 So you got two big wins in a row, right?

01:19:59.000 With Bob Sapp.

01:20:01.000 Was Bob Sapp in the same?

01:20:03.000 No, it's SFO. Oh, that's right.

01:20:06.000 Oh, yeah, so that was the same one as Bobby Lashley.

01:20:08.000 I've had three big wins, and the fourth, which I classed as a win because it was a bollocks Pochinovsky one. 0.97

01:20:14.000 Yeah, that was totally horseshit.

01:20:16.000 But the Super Fight League is in India. 0.68

01:20:19.000 Are you enjoying that over there?

01:20:20.000 No, I'm not with them anymore.

01:20:22.000 You're not with them anymore?

01:20:23.000 No, no, no.

01:20:23.000 What happened?

01:20:24.000 They said to me, we can get you a fight.

01:20:28.000 We want you to fight, what's his face?

01:20:31.000 Todd Duffy.

01:20:32.000 And I was like, okay.

01:20:34.000 And they were like, we want to cut half your money.

01:20:36.000 I was like, well.

01:20:37.000 And then we wanted to add you a 20% tax, Indian tax. 0.91

01:20:42.000 So they changed how they do business with you?

01:20:44.000 Yes.

01:20:44.000 They didn't charge Indian tax before that?

01:20:47.000 10%.

01:20:47.000 Are they outsourcing?

01:20:49.000 Is that what's going on?

01:20:50.000 They're outsourcing heavyweights?

01:20:52.000 India's outsourcing as well.

01:20:53.000 We outsource to India.

01:20:54.000 They outsource heavyweights.

01:20:56.000 No, they just...

01:20:58.000 I think a guy has a lot of money and they see MMA and think, I'd like to do that.

01:21:04.000 India don't have it. 1.00

01:21:05.000 I like it.

01:21:06.000 And then the goal to do it And it's not quite as simple as that.

01:21:10.000 They start bleeding money. 0.99

01:21:11.000 Well, the people don't know what the fuck it is. 0.98

01:21:13.000 And then you have people like me and Bob Sapp there. 0.99

01:21:16.000 And it's like, you know, it's wrestling.

01:21:19.000 Right.

01:21:19.000 Because we both look like...

01:21:20.000 And they both watch through this crazy thing at the fucking press conference. 1.00

01:21:24.000 We're coming to get you. 0.99

01:21:25.000 And he's like, ah, and then the guy's in the middle.

01:21:27.000 The Bollywood guy.

01:21:29.000 You know what I mean?

01:21:29.000 Right.

01:21:30.000 So it looks like bullshit. 1.00

01:21:31.000 And then when Bob Sapp got injured, it really looked like bullshit, right? 0.99

01:21:34.000 Yeah, I'm trying to have a thought about that. 0.92

01:21:36.000 But yeah, but the first fight...

01:21:38.000 It's a bit like the first ever UFC. The fucking tooth comes out. 1.00

01:21:43.000 Someone gets fucking smacked. 1.00

01:21:44.000 Oh, it's real. 1.00

01:21:46.000 It was like that.

01:21:47.000 Like this.

01:21:48.000 A guy comes out.

01:21:49.000 I can't remember.

01:21:51.000 Professor X. Yeah.

01:21:54.000 Outbores someone.

01:21:55.000 Do you know what I mean?

01:21:55.000 Straight away.

01:21:57.000 So they had some good fights, but is it that the guy's running out of cash?

01:22:01.000 It's costing a lot of money to do this?

01:22:02.000 No, I don't think he's running out of cash.

01:22:04.000 I actually think he don't like...

01:22:06.000 Losing it.

01:22:07.000 Oh, so he's losing it, so he's trying to minimize the amount he's losing.

01:22:10.000 Yes, basically, yes. 0.97

01:22:11.000 Yeah, it's not easy to fucking put together a gigantic organization. 0.97

01:22:15.000 No. 0.96

01:22:15.000 A lot of people don't realize that the UFC was $44 million in the hole before it started to turn around and become profitable. 0.96

01:22:23.000 That all became because of the Ultimate Fighter.

01:22:26.000 They bankrolled that show.

01:22:28.000 They essentially put together that show, produced it, and then bought time on Spike to air it. 0.98

01:22:33.000 It's really a crazy, crazy fucking gamble, but one that turned out incredibly well. 0.96

01:22:41.000 We're good to go. 0.98

01:22:57.000 We can offer people a commensurate cash reward for wins that you would get in the UFC. We can match their money.

01:23:05.000 So let's get crazy here.

01:23:07.000 Let's see what we can do. 0.99

01:23:07.000 But you have to be willing to lose a lot of fucking money to do that. 0.99

01:23:12.000 Because until they start doing pay-per-views, man, until they start doing pay-per-views, where's all that money coming from? 0.97

01:23:17.000 You're going to have some world championship fights?

01:23:19.000 Well, Indians aren't the most athletic of people either. 1.00

01:23:22.000 They're not?

01:23:23.000 Well, they were great wrestlers at one point in time.

01:23:25.000 Yeah, the wrestling as a sport, but the Indian physique as a whole...

01:23:30.000 Not so good?

01:23:31.000 What about the women, though? 0.68

01:23:33.000 Nothing?

01:23:34.000 Not into it?

01:23:36.000 The Bollywood ones have got the kind of thing where they all want to be English.

01:23:40.000 Right.

01:23:41.000 Do you know what I mean?

01:23:41.000 So get as white as they can be.

01:23:44.000 Do like the Japanese or the Chinese. 1.00

01:23:46.000 I've seen a few hot Indian porn stars. 0.99

01:23:49.000 Yeah, I mean, it's hot, everyone. 0.96

01:23:53.000 That's true.

01:23:53.000 Do you know what I mean?

01:23:54.000 It really is, right?

01:23:55.000 But on the average, not so much. 1.00

01:23:57.000 No, India is so fucking poor. 1.00

01:23:59.000 The women are thinking about fucking eating. 1.00

01:24:01.000 Do you know what I mean? 1.00

01:24:02.000 Never mind.

01:24:03.000 It's that poor, huh? 0.98

01:24:04.000 When I went, first time doing a press conference, I could not fucking believe it. 0.96

01:24:09.000 I mean, you see it, but there was chaos. 0.56

01:24:12.000 Do you know what you were saying earlier?

01:24:13.000 Like, over here, this and that, different countries.

01:24:17.000 Different world. 1.00

01:24:18.000 Fucking India. 1.00

01:24:20.000 I mean, I've been to a few places, but that... 0.99

01:24:23.000 I was with my missus, Malene, and she says to us, I'm surprised we haven't...

01:24:31.000 There's kids, like a little kid in the middle of the road, eating a banana. 0.99

01:24:35.000 Just sat there, and it was busy as fuck, and the... 0.99

01:24:39.000 The thing what fucking separates the road was about that much, and this little kid was eating a banana, just chilled out in the sun, and the cars are going past everything. 0.99

01:24:50.000 Wow. 0.95

01:24:51.000 And I was like... 0.99

01:24:52.000 So the kid's just on a strip of the road and he's eating a banana and no one gives a fuck. 0.99

01:24:57.000 No one gives a fuck. 0.99

01:24:59.000 And I was like, and then Grant says to us, fucking, I'm surprised you haven't seen any wild dogs or anything like that. 1.00

01:25:07.000 And then I literally turned my head and there's this massive big fucking bull. 0.99

01:25:12.000 A bull? 1.00

01:25:13.000 Yeah, just fuck it. 1.00

01:25:13.000 I think it was a bull walking down the road. 1.00

01:25:16.000 And I was like, fuck. 1.00

01:25:17.000 This is mad. 1.00

01:25:18.000 Just chaos.

01:25:20.000 And no one walks on the road.

01:25:21.000 No one walks on the pavement. 1.00

01:25:23.000 Everyone walks on the fucking road. 1.00

01:25:25.000 And a bull was just walking down the street? 1.00

01:25:27.000 Yeah.

01:25:27.000 Jesus Christ.

01:25:28.000 Just fucking... 1.00

01:25:29.000 Watch out for the kid! 1.00

01:25:31.000 A fucking bull and a kid on the same street. 1.00

01:25:35.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:25:35.000 And it's just madness everywhere. 1.00

01:25:37.000 Just madness everywhere.

01:25:39.000 And you're like...

01:25:39.000 And then when we went to our hotel...

01:25:41.000 It's the apocalypse.

01:25:42.000 I mean, if that came to England, it would be the apocalypse, right?

01:25:46.000 If that came to London, that would be the apocalypse. 0.99

01:25:49.000 That would be fucking game over. 0.98

01:25:51.000 But it is the apocalypse, right? 0.99

01:25:52.000 It's just there.

01:25:53.000 Yeah.

01:25:54.000 It's just you can go visit the apocalypse. 0.99

01:25:56.000 They were all fucking on the beach... 0.99

01:26:01.000 Going in the water with the whole clothes on. 0.99

01:26:05.000 Wow.

01:26:06.000 Which, I know that's only a little thing, but it just seems so...

01:26:09.000 No one was sunbathing.

01:26:10.000 No one was lying on the beach.

01:26:12.000 Everyone was just standing on the beach and in the water with the whole clothes on.

01:26:17.000 And I thought, are they washing the clothes?

01:26:19.000 I don't know. 0.99

01:26:20.000 I fucking don't know. 0.99

01:26:21.000 Wow. 1.00

01:26:22.000 What the fuck? 1.00

01:26:23.000 But some of India's... 1.00

01:26:25.000 They have a tiger problem, too.

01:26:26.000 Right there.

01:26:27.000 Some parts.

01:26:28.000 I mean, India's huge, but...

01:26:30.000 The Sundarbans have a real tiger problem.

01:26:32.000 Over the last 200 years, I think 300,000 people have been killed there.

01:26:36.000 Some insane number like that.

01:26:38.000 They have a real problem.

01:26:40.000 They have brackish water, where it means the water is not fresh and it's not salt.

01:26:44.000 It's a combination.

01:26:45.000 It's not quite the salinity of sea water, but it's more salty than regular fresh water. 0.97

01:26:51.000 And because of that, the tigers have nothing else to drink, and they drink that shit and they get really agitated. 0.96

01:26:56.000 And they get really aggressive. 0.99

01:26:57.000 They don't die.

01:26:58.000 Well, they die.

01:26:59.000 I mean, what, they become monsters?

01:27:01.000 What are you saying?

01:27:03.000 They drink the salt water.

01:27:05.000 It doesn't work that way, dude.

01:27:07.000 Imagine how all you do is add salt to tigers and live forever. 1.00

01:27:10.000 You'd be fucked. 1.00

01:27:12.000 No, they get... 1.00

01:27:14.000 It's just only in theory.

01:27:16.000 That's why they're so aggressive.

01:27:17.000 But also, the theory is that the typhoons come, and I guess these crazy storms that come, a lot of people die.

01:27:25.000 A lot of people that are near the water wind up in the water.

01:27:29.000 So the tigers wind up eating the bodies that wash down the shore.

01:27:33.000 And there's so many of them in the water, apparently, a bunch of tigers will jump in and they have no other meat. 0.97

01:27:38.000 They'll just eat these bodies. 1.00

01:27:40.000 They don't mind doing that.

01:27:41.000 So then they develop a taste for human flesh.

01:27:43.000 So if the monsoons come or typhoons or whatever they are and kill a bunch of villagers and a few of them wind up in the water and tigers eat them, those tigers now know what people taste like and they go looking for it. 0.99

01:27:55.000 That's where shit gets spooky. 0.96

01:27:57.000 What struck me about India, like, when I went to hospital, I was there for an extra week because obviously I was having my face. 0.99

01:28:08.000 What happened when the guy, this is from when the guy sucker punched you?

01:28:11.000 No, no, this is from Bobby Lashley.

01:28:16.000 Yeah, he broke my orbital.

01:28:17.000 He broke your orbital?

01:28:18.000 Yeah, he broke my orbital.

01:28:19.000 What happens when you have an orbital break?

01:28:21.000 They put a mesh, apparently these are collapsible, and they're obviously designed to be there, the eye drops down, it protects your eyes. 0.86

01:28:30.000 So it broke, and they put a guard in there, like a titanium guard, and now it's as fucking good as new. 0.76

01:28:41.000 So they put a titanium guard in your face? 0.97

01:28:44.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:28:45.000 Do you think dudes will ever get titanium guards put in their face without it breaking, just to protect it, make sure you don't get broken orbitals?

01:28:53.000 Yeah.

01:28:53.000 I mean, it would work, right?

01:28:54.000 Well, I don't know, because it's meant to be collapsible.

01:28:57.000 So that's what I said to the doctor.

01:29:00.000 I said to him, oh, it's meant to be collapsible.

01:29:03.000 And he says, yeah, I said, with the titanium plate, it won't be collapsible.

01:29:06.000 And he said, no, no, it won't.

01:29:08.000 I said, so...

01:29:10.000 If it won't collapse, does that mean my eye's in more danger?

01:29:14.000 And he said, well, I wouldn't fight if I was you.

01:29:17.000 Whoa.

01:29:18.000 Well, he wouldn't fight if he was you anyway.

01:29:20.000 Yeah, that's what I thought. 1.00

01:29:21.000 What a fucking stupid thing to say. 1.00

01:29:22.000 That's a stupid thing to say. 1.00

01:29:23.000 Yeah, it is. 1.00

01:29:24.000 If you were, if you was you, you would fight.

01:29:26.000 No, no.

01:29:27.000 So I said to him, is it safe?

01:29:28.000 And he said, if I was you, I wouldn't fight.

01:29:31.000 And I thought, that's not an answer.

01:29:35.000 First of all, he's being honest, because he's not a fighter.

01:29:38.000 He's a doctor. 0.99

01:29:39.000 Yeah, but I don't need his opinion on fucking everything. 0.99

01:29:41.000 I had a meniscus surgery, and the lady was telling me never to do jiu-jitsu again. 0.99

01:29:45.000 You need to stop.

01:29:46.000 It's just a meniscus surgery.

01:29:47.000 What are you talking about?

01:29:49.000 You need to stop.

01:29:50.000 You're going to be crippled by the time you get old.

01:29:51.000 Your knees won't work.

01:29:52.000 You're like, whoa.

01:29:53.000 I have so many arguments with doctors about steroids and things like that.

01:29:58.000 Because they don't know. 0.99

01:29:59.000 Try to get prescriptions and they say, get the fuck out of here. 0.99

01:30:03.000 Fill in my bag. 1.00

01:30:05.000 Just go to Mexico, man. 1.00

01:30:07.000 It's super easy.

01:30:08.000 No, no.

01:30:09.000 But so many arguments, because I realize they don't actually, they see a lot of the negative effects and they don't actually know what they're talking about.

01:30:19.000 Well, there's an issue with a lot of doctors when it comes to two areas and a big one is nutrition.

01:30:26.000 There's a real issue with a lot of doctors that are really not that much more informed than the lay person when it comes to nutrition.

01:30:35.000 If you're the average person that reads an article or two here and there about the benefits of vitamin C or alpha-lipoic acid or whatever the fuck you read about, you probably know as much as your average general practitioner.

01:30:50.000 They don't really know that much about nutrition, on average.

01:30:53.000 Of course there's exceptions to the rule.

01:30:57.000 And when you're dealing with something like nutrition, which is, you know, an integral part of your health in the first place, it's a weird thing when the doctors are only, like, their idea of wellness is only taking care of you after you're broken.

01:31:14.000 It's not, like, completely stopping all this shit from happening in the first place.

01:31:18.000 Yeah. 0.92

01:31:19.000 And, like, stepping in and giving you nutrition and making sure you don't...

01:31:23.000 It's never the long game, is it?

01:31:24.000 Yeah.

01:31:24.000 It's also the fix-up.

01:31:26.000 But then again, they have to understand that the body is a finite proposition.

01:31:30.000 And if a man wants to be a fighter, then you've got to patch him back up and send him out there.

01:31:35.000 It's his decisions.

01:31:36.000 Yeah, I think...

01:31:38.000 I wouldn't fight it if I was you.

01:31:40.000 But he's not you.

01:31:42.000 Yeah.

01:31:42.000 You know, you wouldn't be a doctor if you were him.

01:31:44.000 And as he went off, I was like, I won!

01:31:46.000 Oh, never mind.

01:31:49.000 Yeah.

01:31:51.000 Is there a point where you think, if you look at your career, if you look at your future, where you say, well, if I get to this point, I'm done?

01:32:02.000 No.

01:32:03.000 No?

01:32:03.000 You just can do it until you enjoy it?

01:32:05.000 Well, I stopped enjoying it for four years. 0.99

01:32:07.000 I fucking hated it. 0.99

01:32:09.000 For four years? 1.00

01:32:10.000 Four or five years.

01:32:11.000 When I started gambling.

01:32:13.000 Oh.

01:32:13.000 And then I wouldn't admit I hated it.

01:32:16.000 I'd have like little spells where I would be like...

01:32:20.000 I can't do it anymore.

01:32:21.000 I don't want to... 0.99

01:32:22.000 The pressure, the fucking headfuck of it all, the this, and then when I get my money, I'm only gambling it all. 0.99

01:32:29.000 I just... 0.99

01:32:31.000 You know what I mean?

01:32:32.000 Right.

01:32:34.000 I can't do it anymore, and I can't keep bringing myself back up, like Kimbo was meant to be a big comeback.

01:32:41.000 Pochneroski, you know, keep it going.

01:32:44.000 Just, you know, Butterbean, that bollock.

01:32:47.000 Just a lot of bad decisions.

01:32:49.000 And...

01:32:50.000 By me as well.

01:32:51.000 But not just bad decisions.

01:32:55.000 Bad results?

01:32:56.000 Well, bad results.

01:32:57.000 Some caused by me and some just bad decisions.

01:33:01.000 Do you know what I mean?

01:33:02.000 The Kimba fight was seen by how many people?

01:33:05.000 There was a huge audience, right?

01:33:08.000 Eight million people, I think.

01:33:10.000 Six or eight, I can't remember. 1.00

01:33:12.000 And most people, what they remember is that you came into the cage with a fucking mouse living in your ear. 1.00

01:33:18.000 You had like a whole mouse family living in your ear. 0.99

01:33:21.000 And it blew up, right?

01:33:23.000 It popped in the middle of the fight and started leaking.

01:33:25.000 That was so hard to watch. 0.99

01:33:27.000 That was the most fucked up ear ever seen on national TV. No one had a more fucked up ear ever. 1.00

01:33:31.000 My ear's more famous than me. 0.99

01:33:33.000 I'm jealous of it.

01:33:34.000 I'm jealous of my ear.

01:33:35.000 Is that right?

01:33:35.000 People talk about that fight.

01:33:36.000 Remember that guy that fought Kimbo with a crazy fucking ear? 1.00

01:33:39.000 Oh shit. 1.00

01:33:40.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00

01:33:41.000 Colossus, yes.

01:33:42.000 I'm not going to be remembered for that though.

01:33:44.000 For that?

01:33:45.000 No.

01:33:45.000 Well, you'll be remembered for your entire career, sure.

01:33:49.000 No, what I'm saying is, at the moment...

01:33:52.000 People do remember that.

01:33:53.000 Yeah, at the moment, people would say, I'm the Kimbo.

01:33:57.000 You know what I remember?

01:33:58.000 I remember you had Kimbo in side control and they stood you up.

01:34:02.000 Yeah.

01:34:02.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:34:03.000 You know, I remember that, right?

01:34:05.000 Nobody ever points that out.

01:34:07.000 Yeah, I put that out. 0.99

01:34:08.000 I mean, I take a lot more whacks before that changes the fucking pace of a fight. 1.00

01:34:13.000 The fuck yeah, it does. 1.00

01:34:13.000 You don't stand a guy up when a guy works hard. 1.00

01:34:15.000 And I just got there.

01:34:16.000 Uh-huh, yeah.

01:34:17.000 Elite XC was a corrupt organization. 0.95

01:34:20.000 Corrupt. 0.97

01:34:20.000 They changed the rules. 0.97

01:34:23.000 They told guys to stand up and bang.

01:34:25.000 They told guys to stand up and bang.

01:34:28.000 They gave them instructions and they made the referee stand guys up much earlier.

01:34:33.000 Big Country was fighting Andrei Oloski. 0.83

01:34:36.000 And had him in a fucking side control position, working a Kimura, and they stood him back up. 0.99

01:34:42.000 I'm like, you gotta be fucking kidding me. 0.99

01:34:44.000 Jake Shields, they did that same shit when he was fighting Paul Semtex, when he was fighting Paul Daly. 1.00

01:34:51.000 Same shit. 1.00

01:34:52.000 They try to stand him up early, but Jake just attack, attack, attack, and got him in an armbar. 1.00

01:34:56.000 He just went...

01:34:56.000 Jake's a high-level black belt, so he just went after it really quickly.

01:34:59.000 But you had Kimbo in fucking side control. 0.99

01:35:02.000 You worked to get it. 0.99

01:35:03.000 You got it.

01:35:04.000 You were in a dominant position.

01:35:05.000 He was tired, and they stood you back up. 1.00

01:35:08.000 Those dirty bitches. 1.00

01:35:09.000 Gary Shaw said, we did a radio interview where everyone's on the other line, and I just finished training, so I'm on the phone. 1.00

01:35:18.000 No one was asking me fucking any questions. 0.95

01:35:21.000 And I thought, yeah, I'm just the guy for Kimball to beat. 0.99

01:35:24.000 And then someone asked Gary Shaw a question and they said, this is how he was holding the phone.

01:35:30.000 They asked Gary Shaw the question.

01:35:32.000 I like that.

01:35:33.000 I did emphasis there, just in case you couldn't visualise it.

01:35:37.000 They said to him, what would you do if James Thompson won?

01:35:40.000 And he said, I'd hang myself.

01:35:42.000 And I thought, wow. 1.00

01:35:45.000 That's the dumbest motherfucker in the history of MMA productions. 1.00

01:35:50.000 The idea that you have one guy that's the most important thing and bank everything on him winning is so stupid. 1.00

01:35:58.000 All eggs completely in one basket. 1.00

01:36:00.000 Because if you kicked that guy's ass, it would have been awesome. 1.00

01:36:03.000 If they left you inside control, it would have been awesome. 0.99

01:36:07.000 Just like it was awesome for him when he won.

01:36:09.000 It would have been awesome for you.

01:36:11.000 Then, you know, you've got to let the guy who's supposed to win, win.

01:36:15.000 When you're trying to just be the most marketable, you're looking for the most marketable guy, you're never going to have a legit organization.

01:36:21.000 His whole organization was essentially a corrupt organization.

01:36:26.000 That's what that is.

01:36:28.000 Well, I'm writing a book at the moment.

01:36:31.000 The blogs have gone so well. 0.99

01:36:33.000 I thought to myself, I've got a fucking... 0.97

01:36:36.000 I started looking back at the different stories because I did the Fedor drinking one and everyone loved it and a few more. 1.00

01:36:42.000 So I started thinking I've got fucking... 0.95

01:36:44.000 That Elite XC story is a very important story for martial arts because that made me angry. 0.99

01:36:50.000 I was watching that at home and I was angry.

01:36:52.000 I was like, this is crazy.

01:36:53.000 And I love Kimbo.

01:36:54.000 I think he's an awesome guy.

01:36:55.000 He's a great character.

01:36:56.000 I like watching him fight.

01:36:58.000 He won a boxing match recently.

01:37:00.000 He's been winning a lot of boxing matches.

01:37:01.000 I love that dude.

01:37:02.000 It's not that I wanted him to win or you to win, but I wanted fairness.

01:37:06.000 And you worked hard to get to that position and you were in a dominant position. 0.98

01:37:09.000 They stood you back up and you were fucking tired. 0.99

01:37:11.000 And you got cracked. 0.99

01:37:12.000 And they did the same thing with Big Country. 0.98

01:37:15.000 When Big Country had Arlovski down, he was working for a fucking Kimura, and they stood him up. 1.00

01:37:20.000 I'm like, are you crazy? 0.97

01:37:22.000 It was quite ironic that I watched Big Country, and he was almost in exactly the same position as me when he beat Kimbo.

01:37:29.000 And I thought, oh, you know, he's kind of not mentioned or not.

01:37:35.000 It's very close to the same position.

01:37:37.000 I mean, the only difference is he had a full mounted crucifix on him.

01:37:41.000 Yeah, that's right.

01:37:41.000 You know, which I'm sure you could have worked towards.

01:37:43.000 You had him on his back.

01:37:44.000 He was only going to get more tired.

01:37:45.000 There was a couple minutes to go, right?

01:37:47.000 The thing with that fight is not that I think they should have stopped the fight there because he came back and he had me rocked in the third round.

01:37:54.000 He did. 0.99

01:37:54.000 He fucking hurt them punches. 0.99

01:37:57.000 And I was. 1.00

01:37:58.000 I was rocked.

01:37:59.000 So it's not that.

01:37:59.000 But they should have let...

01:38:01.000 He might have knocked me out.

01:38:02.000 I don't know.

01:38:03.000 He might have knocked me out.

01:38:04.000 I might have took him down.

01:38:06.000 Right.

01:38:07.000 I don't know who would have won. 0.99

01:38:09.000 That's the fucking point of the fight. 0.99

01:38:11.000 You've got to let the fight conclude. 1.00

01:38:13.000 He could have knocked me out.

01:38:15.000 But one more takedown and he was mine. 0.99

01:38:18.000 Well, you take such a good shot and you take so many shots that sometimes people don't know what the fuck to do. 0.98

01:38:23.000 And I think a fight like that, like you took some bombs from Kimbo and you were still there. 0.99

01:38:28.000 And it's like the referee is like, man, do I rescue this fucking guy? 0.96

01:38:31.000 It's a weird judgment call and it's... 0.97

01:38:33.000 Very important to have the right referee in a situation like that.

01:38:37.000 A guy like Herb Dean, he'll let you fight. 1.00

01:38:40.000 He'll let you fight, but he will save you if he knows you're fucked. 0.99

01:38:45.000 I think there's a lot of fights where the referee errs on the side of caution and protects the fighter. 0.99

01:38:51.000 In a case like yours, you feel like you were denied an opportunity because of that, right? 0.99

01:38:55.000 Yeah, and what I was saying before, I started vambling, but I was backstage, and it had just happened, and Gary Shaw's son, that fucking... 0.95

01:39:07.000 Yeah, big kid? 0.90

01:39:09.000 Scala, is that what they call him?

01:39:10.000 Yeah, Scala.

01:39:11.000 Seems like a nice guy. 1.00

01:39:12.000 With a fucking... 1.00

01:39:14.000 What's that? 1.00

01:39:15.000 Dollar sign? 1.00

01:39:16.000 Fucking... 1.00

01:39:16.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:39:17.000 Is it a dollar sign chain?

01:39:19.000 Oh, the S is scholar.

01:39:21.000 Yeah, it's clever.

01:39:22.000 Yeah, well, he grew up with a rich dad.

01:39:25.000 And he's bald.

01:39:26.000 It's an interesting way to live your life.

01:39:28.000 But he came up to me and he said, you've got to go to the hospital.

01:39:32.000 You've got to go to the hospital now.

01:39:34.000 You've got to go to the hospital?

01:39:35.000 Yeah.

01:39:36.000 And I turned to him and I said, yeah.

01:39:39.000 He said, yeah, right.

01:39:41.000 But he'd turned away, or, you know, because there was a lot going on.

01:39:44.000 So he didn't hear me.

01:39:45.000 And then he turned back and went, you have to go to the hospital now.

01:39:48.000 I'm taking you now.

01:39:49.000 And I went, You really want me to go to the hospital.

01:39:53.000 Right.

01:39:54.000 Too much.

01:39:55.000 So then I went to the press conference instead.

01:39:58.000 And as I walked into the press conference, Gary Shaw was going, we've just had to take James Thompson to the hospital, the emergency room.

01:40:07.000 He has breathing, and I'm there.

01:40:09.000 And someone caught into it, and I was drinking a drink.

01:40:11.000 You know what I mean?

01:40:12.000 And I think, that sums it up, really.

01:40:14.000 That sums it up. 0.99

01:40:15.000 They're corrupt. 0.99

01:40:16.000 More than words. 0.99

01:40:17.000 You know what I mean? 0.77

01:40:17.000 Yeah, that's a corrupt organization. 0.77

01:40:19.000 That's horseshit. 1.00

01:40:20.000 They're pretending you were hurt more than you were to pump Kimbo up. 0.99

01:40:24.000 Yeah.

01:40:24.000 Wow, that's interesting.

01:40:26.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:40:27.000 Look at that stupid organization that was. 1.00

01:40:29.000 You know, I don't make predictions, man. 1.00

01:40:31.000 I very rarely make predictions.

01:40:32.000 But one of the predictions that I made was when Elite XC mixed Seth Patricelli up with Kimbo.

01:40:38.000 Okay.

01:40:39.000 I'm like, well, come on.

01:40:40.000 Seth Petrosili's been around a long time.

01:40:42.000 He's a seriously seasoned guy.

01:40:44.000 I'm like, this is a terrible fight.

01:40:46.000 Heavy hands.

01:40:47.000 Heavy hands, and he's very aggressive, especially in the first round.

01:40:51.000 Like, he's going to come after you, man.

01:40:52.000 You know, he's had a bunch of injuries, and...

01:40:54.000 He's had a long career.

01:40:56.000 He's fought a long time.

01:40:57.000 But in that fight, I was like, boy, I see that as a mismatch.

01:41:01.000 That's a bad fight for Kimbo.

01:41:03.000 Yeah, last minute. 1.00

01:41:03.000 They're so stupid, the way they designed that organization around one guy who was basically a really exciting prospect. 1.00

01:41:12.000 He was a really fun guy. 1.00

01:41:14.000 He had a cool look.

01:41:16.000 I'm glad that he made some money.

01:41:18.000 I'm glad that he did well.

01:41:19.000 But that you would bank it all on this one guy based on...

01:41:22.000 No, you could have him fight other guys too and pump them up too.

01:41:26.000 Yeah, of course.

01:41:26.000 And it's MMA. It's the most unpredictable sport ever.

01:41:29.000 And now he's fighting boxers and, you know, I mean, he's got a bunch of knee problems as well.

01:41:35.000 Yeah, he doesn't...

01:41:35.000 I mean, he looks up.

01:41:37.000 I mean, the guy he fought...

01:41:38.000 I thought the guy was going to win in the end.

01:41:40.000 I mean, Kimball did well to get the body shot and finish him.

01:41:42.000 Oh, the last boxer?

01:41:43.000 Yeah, that guy seemed a bit out of shape.

01:41:45.000 But he was dangerous, man!

01:41:47.000 He was throwing him, and they were both gassed in the first round. 1.00

01:41:51.000 They were both fucked for that second round. 0.98

01:41:52.000 Well, he teed off on Kimbo one combination, and Timbo stiffened up. 0.99

01:41:55.000 Kimbo stiffened up.

01:41:57.000 He got tagged for three or four clean ones.

01:42:01.000 Two carried away.

01:42:02.000 He went for it too, and Kimbo did well and got that and just finished it.

01:42:07.000 Well, Kimbo recovered really nice in that fight.

01:42:09.000 That was impressive.

01:42:11.000 It was obvious that he's in shape.

01:42:13.000 That was a crazy fight.

01:42:14.000 He's an exciting guy.

01:42:15.000 It's not that I didn't want him to win or wanted you to win, but when they stood you guys up, I was like, you guys are ruining the sport because that's not the sport.

01:42:22.000 That's what it's about.

01:42:23.000 Like you say, you don't know the individual people.

01:42:26.000 The arrogance of promoters, man.

01:42:28.000 The arrogance of those boxing guys that think that they could just come in and just sort of work it the way they've worked boxing.

01:42:35.000 It shows you how they've worked boxing, how they build up contenders, and they're not concerned as much about what you can do as they are about how much money they can make off you.

01:42:45.000 So it's not about we need to test him against some strong competition.

01:42:49.000 No, it's about let's get him some setup fights and let's avoid that guy because that guy will exploit him. 1.00

01:42:54.000 As long as possible.

01:42:54.000 Yeah, keep it going as long as possible.

01:42:57.000 Promote it all yourself.

01:42:58.000 Do it all internally.

01:42:59.000 This is Don King's fighter.

01:43:00.000 I'm Don King, the promoter. 0.93

01:43:02.000 And you get it to a point where the guy's a champion, and then you fucking reek in the cash while avoiding the dangerous guy that nobody knows that will knock him out. 0.99

01:43:09.000 It's a fucking Rocky movie, Colossus. 0.98

01:43:11.000 You can give the money. 1.00

01:43:13.000 The money you do make, you put to good use because you fund Sark's rap career.

01:43:19.000 Yes.

01:43:20.000 Whose rap career?

01:43:21.000 His sons.

01:43:22.000 Oh yeah, Scala?

01:43:23.000 Scala, sorry, Scala.

01:43:24.000 You got a rap career?

01:43:25.000 Is he a good rapper?

01:43:26.000 Oh, mate.

01:43:28.000 I'm surprised you haven't heard it.

01:43:30.000 I just think it's very lucky.

01:43:34.000 We're all very lucky that that organization doesn't operate the way it did.

01:43:38.000 Have you not seen his video?

01:43:41.000 No.

01:43:42.000 There's a real rap video?

01:43:43.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:43:44.000 I want to make fun of the guy.

01:43:45.000 He's a young guy.

01:43:46.000 Look, he grew up with a wacky dude for a dad. 1.00

01:43:49.000 I mean, if that's your dad, what the fuck? 1.00

01:43:51.000 I'd be a douchebag too if that was my dad. 1.00

01:43:53.000 How the fuck am I going to turn out? 1.00

01:43:54.000 This is my role model here. 0.99

01:43:56.000 Well, yeah.

01:43:56.000 I mean, you don't have to turn out.

01:43:59.000 He's a young guy, right?

01:44:01.000 Yeah, of course.

01:44:02.000 I mean, my mom had a terrible upbringing. 0.91

01:44:06.000 She's the best ever.

01:44:07.000 Do you know what I mean?

01:44:08.000 Sometimes it works the opposite.

01:44:11.000 It's hard to say, isn't it?

01:44:12.000 I know what you mean.

01:44:13.000 Playing the odds, generally...

01:44:15.000 If Gary Shaw's your dad. 1.00

01:44:16.000 Yeah, I'm going to be an asshole. 1.00

01:44:20.000 Generally, I am. 0.99

01:44:21.000 Did you harbor resentment from them after that, when you knew that they had stood their fight up like that?

01:44:26.000 I did.

01:44:28.000 I did, but I used that in a wrong way.

01:44:31.000 In a wrong way? 1.00

01:44:33.000 That stupid blockhead, that damn Murgliotta, he fucked it up for my mate Moss. 1.00

01:44:40.000 He was reffing him, and Crocott poked Moss in the eye. 1.00

01:44:44.000 Moss went out.

01:44:45.000 Who was it?

01:44:47.000 Musa El-Turk.

01:44:48.000 Oh, Mustafa.

01:44:49.000 Yeah, Mustafa El-Turk.

01:44:50.000 He got poked in the eye by Krokop.

01:44:54.000 And then he didn't stop the fight. 1.00

01:44:56.000 And I was like, you fucking prick. 1.00

01:44:59.000 You know... 1.00

01:45:00.000 Murgliad is the same one that stood you up with Kimbo.

01:45:04.000 Yeah, it's the same one with all the other friends.

01:45:06.000 But they instructed them all to do that, right?

01:45:10.000 Didn't they instruct the referees to do that? 0.94

01:45:12.000 I don't know.

01:45:12.000 Yeah, that's a really tricky situation.

01:45:14.000 That's where there's a very famous clip of Dana White yelling at the camera going, that's fucking illegal. 0.99

01:45:20.000 Because that kind of shit can alter the course of a fight. 0.99

01:45:25.000 And one of the reasons why it's illegal is because people bet on fights. 0.99

01:45:27.000 So you're essentially, for Vegas it's legal, okay?

01:45:31.000 So you're fixing that fight.

01:45:33.000 If you're telling a guy that he has to go to the ground, or you're telling a guy that he has to stand up, you're altering what he would or wouldn't have done independently on his own.

01:45:43.000 You're essentially fixing the fight.

01:45:44.000 Oh yeah, you're putting out.

01:45:46.000 Well, even if you're wrong, you're attempting it, and it should be illegal.

01:45:50.000 To have any influence whatsoever on how the guy performs in any other way other than just saying, hey man, this is your best bet to win this fight.

01:45:59.000 Anything else you tell them, like, what are you doing? 0.99

01:46:03.000 What the fuck are you doing? 0.63

01:46:04.000 You're influencing the possible result, especially if you're a promoter. 1.00

01:46:08.000 So if there's a promoter that tells a referee they've got to stand people up early, that guy should be in jail.

01:46:12.000 Well, they had a...

01:46:14.000 I mean, I don't want to go into it too much, but...

01:46:16.000 The judges, I found out the second round, all the judges scored it 10-9 to me, the first round.

01:46:22.000 The second round it was 10-8, 10-8.

01:46:25.000 And then Gary Shaw's mate, who lives down the road from him, who Gary Shaw was on the New Jersey Athletic Commission, that guy scored it 10-8 to Kimball, that second round.

01:46:36.000 Whoa.

01:46:38.000 Yeah, I know.

01:46:38.000 Wow.

01:46:39.000 Just corrupt.

01:46:41.000 Yeah, like you say, it's corruption.

01:46:43.000 10-8. 0.98

01:46:44.000 People are crazy.

01:46:45.000 And the other end, he did 10-9 to me.

01:46:48.000 Yeah.

01:46:48.000 And I was like, eh?

01:46:49.000 There's a lot of people that are just like, just flip a coin at the end of a round, too, though.

01:46:53.000 There's a lot of bad refereeing in MMA. Or bad judging in MMA. Yeah.

01:46:58.000 More bad judging, I think, than refereeing.

01:47:00.000 There's a lot of really good referees.

01:47:01.000 But there's some standout bad judges that keep turning into bad decision after bad decision. 0.99

01:47:06.000 You're like, well, you're crazy.

01:47:08.000 How do you see that fight like that? 1.00

01:47:10.000 That's nuts!

01:47:11.000 There's so many of them. 1.00

01:47:13.000 There's so fucking many of them. 0.99

01:47:15.000 There's a lot of bad, bad judging going on. 0.99

01:47:19.000 It just doesn't make any sense to me that you're talking about a sport that's one of the most popular sports at this point in the world.

01:47:27.000 One of the most dangerous and one of the sports that requires the most commitment out of the athlete because you're not just putting your physical body on the line.

01:47:38.000 You're putting your emotional well-being, how you feel about life. 0.97

01:47:42.000 You're putting a lot of shit on the line and you're not partying. 0.99

01:47:46.000 You've got to fine-tune your weapon properly. 1.00

01:47:50.000 Over the course of eight weeks of long, hard, grueling fucking training and to have all that judged by someone who is just totally incompetent and is completely out of the loop as far as like transitions, 0.97

01:48:06.000 techniques, the benefit of being in certain places, the benefit of holding certain positions. 0.98

01:48:10.000 How do you score a round?

01:48:12.000 Subjectively, When you're looking at all the different things that happen in the round, if you don't know which ones are good, how do you score that round?

01:48:22.000 Are you just guessing?

01:48:24.000 It's like you said before about the system.

01:48:26.000 That is in everything.

01:48:28.000 You see that I went to a wrestling show.

01:48:30.000 A wrestling show.

01:48:31.000 I went to like some, my mate was wrestling Greco and freestyle wrestling, like proper wrestling. 0.95

01:48:36.000 So he went out and the people, I had a mate who's a freestyle wrestler.

01:48:42.000 He won Commonwealth gold for England.

01:48:45.000 He's like the prospect.

01:48:46.000 Now we had the Olympics, didn't we? 0.99

01:48:48.000 The wrestling board, them old fuckers who haven't wrestled a day in their life, had three wildcards. 0.99

01:48:55.000 One of them, They're used for a woman who's Russian. 1.00

01:49:01.000 And the other two...

01:49:02.000 A Russian woman wrestler? 0.67

01:49:03.000 Yeah.

01:49:04.000 But they got a...

01:49:05.000 All of a sudden, I'm hard.

01:49:07.000 And she had a beard.

01:49:09.000 She had a beard as well.

01:49:10.000 Of course she had a beard. 0.78

01:49:11.000 She said Russian woman.

01:49:13.000 I heard you.

01:49:15.000 But the two others...

01:49:17.000 The two other...

01:49:19.000 Wildcards, they just didn't use.

01:49:21.000 Didn't give it any British people. 0.99

01:49:22.000 My mate, Leon Roberts, who'd been wrestling, like you say, forever.

01:49:27.000 That's what reminded me.

01:49:28.000 When you said it, he'd been wrestling since he was a kid.

01:49:31.000 All the way.

01:49:32.000 He gets the Olympics, he's going to go, and they don't use one of the wildcards.

01:49:36.000 Just don't use them.

01:49:37.000 Why?

01:49:38.000 It's unbelievable.

01:49:39.000 Well, there's a lot of corruption in sports.

01:49:42.000 And wrestling's not even part of the Olympics now.

01:49:44.000 No, that's crazy.

01:49:44.000 The newest thing to happen is that the Olympic Committee, which has...

01:49:50.000 Figure skating, right?

01:49:52.000 Isn't that in there?

01:49:53.000 Mate, synchronized swimming.

01:49:55.000 Synchronized swimming.

01:49:56.000 Ping pong. 1.00

01:49:56.000 Fucking handball. 1.00

01:49:59.000 All which are fine to practice if you enjoy doing them. 0.99

01:50:02.000 Yeah, you can get really good at them.

01:50:04.000 The idea that you can't have...

01:50:08.000 Wrestling in the Olympics is insane.

01:50:11.000 That's what the Olympics is based on.

01:50:13.000 It's one of the most important sports in MMA. It's the oldest.

01:50:17.000 The most important weapon in MMA is the ability to control whether or not the fight stays up or on the ground.

01:50:24.000 If you're the better wrestler, you can dictate one of the most important aspects of fighting.

01:50:28.000 It's where the fight takes place.

01:50:30.000 And if you can enforce your game plan on the fire, you're very likely to win.

01:50:34.000 And forget about MMA. Forget about MMA. Wrestling for kids is one of the best tools for character development of young athletes because it is fucking brutal.

01:50:46.000 And it's really about heart and determination and it becomes about your will to push forward. 0.94

01:50:53.000 Your will to make sure that you put in the miles in the morning so that in that second period you're the one who has more energy and you get the take down.

01:51:02.000 It's character building.

01:51:03.000 It's setting goals, achieving goals, competition without worrying about getting knocked unconscious like boxing competition or martial arts competition.

01:51:12.000 It's one of the most grueling ways to test yourself.

01:51:16.000 But they're doing that.

01:51:18.000 And they find that out.

01:51:21.000 Crazy. 1.00

01:51:21.000 Just building a world full of pussies. 1.00

01:51:24.000 We are building a world full of pussies. 1.00

01:51:26.000 We really are. 1.00

01:51:26.000 And the crazy thing is when a guy like you says that, they look at you and go, oh, this fucking meathead wants everybody to be fighting in the streets. 1.00

01:51:33.000 No, I don't. 1.00

01:51:33.000 No. 1.00

01:51:34.000 But there's a benefit to character development that a lot of people are missing.

01:51:38.000 And it's one of the reasons our world is so cunty.

01:51:41.000 It's because men don't have to be men anymore.

01:51:43.000 You don't have to develop character.

01:51:45.000 You don't have any real good feel.

01:51:49.000 The way you carry yourself and the way you live your life and the way you stand up for things and the way you...

01:51:56.000 Sort of carve out your own destiny.

01:51:59.000 That's a whole part of being a man.

01:52:02.000 And you benefit from any test that your will gets.

01:52:07.000 You benefit from any new experiences you can take into a situation.

01:52:14.000 Bullet ants?

01:52:14.000 Yeah.

01:52:15.000 Yeah, with the gloves.

01:52:16.000 That's how they test them.

01:52:17.000 I think they just don't have the internet yet. 1.00

01:52:19.000 Because if they had the internet, they would cut that shit right out. 0.99

01:52:21.000 They'd probably be doing it on the internet. 1.00

01:52:23.000 They'd just be jerking off all day. 1.00

01:52:24.000 If you gave the Amazon people the internet, they'd be like, I'll get all these bitches sucking. 1.00

01:52:28.000 I thought you meant with the fucking glove. 1.00

01:52:30.000 No, not the glove. 0.99

01:52:30.000 That'd be painful. 0.99

01:52:31.000 Yeah, you'd be really gangster if you'd jerk off with a bullet ant glove. 0.99

01:52:36.000 Yeah, maybe that's the next test. 0.99

01:52:38.000 I'm sure someone's done it.

01:52:39.000 That's a fair fact thing, isn't it?

01:52:40.000 No.

01:52:42.000 Fear Factor season 2024. Adam Carolla is the new host.

01:52:48.000 Yeah, there's no way you could survive more than 100 bullet ants on your dick. 1.00

01:52:55.000 I think you would just die. 1.00

01:52:56.000 Even before, just knowing you have to do that test, you'd die.

01:53:00.000 Before you even got the chance for it on.

01:53:01.000 Maybe you wouldn't even.

01:53:02.000 If you don't know, folks, bullet ant is one of the most poisonous ants in the world, and Brian Callen described it to me.

01:53:09.000 That's one of my favorite ways anybody's ever described it.

01:53:12.000 They say it feels like if you get stung in your arm, like getting your arm slammed in a car door for a day.

01:53:20.000 Slam, slam, slam. 1.00

01:53:23.000 Just insane pain that brings you to your knees and it lasts like a day. 1.00

01:53:28.000 Just imagine one in your dick hole. 1.00

01:53:30.000 What? 1.00

01:53:31.000 It's crawling inside your dick hole and then stings the root of your ball bag. 1.00

01:53:38.000 Your balls swell up like grapefruits. 1.00

01:53:41.000 You can't walk to the grocery store. 0.98

01:53:43.000 You have to have people go food shopping for you.

01:53:48.000 You can't walk around.

01:53:49.000 But you could get one of those little scooters as long as you didn't fall off of it.

01:53:52.000 You get disabled, budge. 1.00

01:53:55.000 Yeah, get one of those fucking gyroscope things. 1.00

01:53:59.000 What are those things called? 0.99

01:54:00.000 Segways.

01:54:00.000 Segways, yeah.

01:54:01.000 Those were supposed to be the shit at one point in time. 0.99

01:54:03.000 People thought that they were going to take over the world. 0.99

01:54:05.000 They thought that we weren't going to be walking down city streets anymore.

01:54:08.000 It would just be segwaying back and forth, back and forth.

01:54:10.000 We had the same thing in England.

01:54:11.000 The Sinclair C5, which is now...

01:54:15.000 You've never heard of the Sinclair C5, have you?

01:54:19.000 No, no.

01:54:20.000 Not many people have.

01:54:21.000 What is it?

01:54:21.000 It was like in the 1970s.

01:54:23.000 It was this little fucking car... 0.99

01:54:26.000 I think they might have had pedals and it was maybe solar powered. 1.00

01:54:29.000 But they're worth a fortune now.

01:54:31.000 Solar powered in the 70s?

01:54:32.000 Yeah, I think so.

01:54:33.000 What?

01:54:34.000 Do they have solar power in the 70s?

01:54:37.000 You're talking about a sunroof?

01:54:38.000 They have a sunroof?

01:54:39.000 Is that what you're saying?

01:54:41.000 That's it.

01:54:41.000 They had a magnifying glass.

01:54:43.000 And it would come down and burn you.

01:54:46.000 No, I'm thinking it can't be pedals, but Sinclair C5. But they're worth a lot of money now.

01:54:50.000 Really?

01:54:50.000 Well, because they're such a failure.

01:54:53.000 They know like a collector item. 1.00

01:54:54.000 It's a weird thing that we love like a lot of old shit. 0.99

01:54:57.000 Is that it? 1.00

01:54:57.000 There you go. 1.00

01:54:58.000 Oh, there we go.

01:54:59.000 So it looks like it's a pedal sort of thing.

01:55:02.000 Yeah, yeah, okay.

01:55:02.000 How do you steer?

01:55:03.000 Hi guys, I'm on my Sinclair. 1.00

01:55:05.000 He'll suck your dick. 1.00

01:55:06.000 If you ask six times, he'll suck your dick. 1.00

01:55:10.000 No. 1.00

01:55:11.000 No.

01:55:12.000 No.

01:55:13.000 No.

01:55:17.000 Sometimes a doozy.

01:55:18.000 If you get to number six, you go, okay.

01:55:21.000 Look at his socks. 1.00

01:55:22.000 Any guy that wears socks like that will suck your dick. 1.00

01:55:24.000 You just have to be persistent. 1.00

01:55:27.000 I'm sure all the other pictures of the guys look normal.

01:55:30.000 Keep asking them.

01:55:31.000 Oh, nope. 0.96

01:55:33.000 It's a gay pickup site disguised as a bike car. 0.87

01:55:37.000 There's a forum, and on that forum they talk about where they park their bikes.

01:55:42.000 I park mine by the big oak tree, you know, over near the river where nobody goes.

01:55:47.000 Alright, I'll be dressed like a wizard.

01:55:48.000 It's like a dogging thing.

01:55:49.000 Yeah, this guy's dressed like a wizard.

01:55:51.000 He's out riding his little bike.

01:55:52.000 Look at this guy behind him watching.

01:55:54.000 I'm working for Harry Potter. 1.00

01:55:55.000 He's going to meet him in the woods and suck his dick. 1.00

01:55:57.000 That's the Craigslist ad. 1.00

01:56:00.000 I can see it now.

01:56:01.000 They go there and they change the oil.

01:56:03.000 That's what it's called, changing the oil. 1.00

01:56:05.000 They have like their own little fucking... 1.00

01:56:06.000 Maybe that's why it wasn't successful. 1.00

01:56:08.000 Yeah, it's CMO, change my oil.

01:56:11.000 They wrote that at the end of their little post, you know?

01:56:15.000 LOL, CMO, change my oil.

01:56:17.000 Okay, where are we changing it?

01:56:19.000 Right behind the oak tree over here.

01:56:20.000 Oh boy, I've got a leak in my oil faucet.

01:56:25.000 That's what that guy's doing.

01:56:26.000 His kid's a victim. 0.99

01:56:27.000 Poor little kid, doesn't even know what the fuck he's doing. 0.99

01:56:30.000 He thought, he goes, I think those things would be cool to drive. 0.99

01:56:32.000 Little did he know that he was getting involved in some sort of a rest stop cult.

01:56:36.000 Car accident with a tempo.

01:56:37.000 That's a girl, actually.

01:56:38.000 I think that's a girl.

01:56:38.000 Yeah, that is a girl.

01:56:39.000 Little did she know that she was getting involved in some rest area cult.

01:56:42.000 Did you hear that the Pope is seeking immunity from prosecution? 0.99

01:56:47.000 Boy, I started looking in on some of this Pope shit because so many people are so upset about what he did when he was a cardinal, apparently, or whatever the fuck he was, whatever magical title. 0.98

01:56:58.000 He shielded people from child molestation charges. 0.99

01:57:03.000 One of them was a guy who molested 200 deaf kids.

01:57:08.000 So they take this guy, they take these people, they put them into psychiatric care, Then gets out, molests more kids. 1.00

01:57:17.000 It's fucking crazy. 0.99

01:57:19.000 And the Pope shielded this guy. 1.00

01:57:21.000 Took these people, in many, many cases, there's been many cases of them, took these people and kept them away from prosecution.

01:57:29.000 It's a terrifying, terrifying story.

01:57:35.000 I think most people who are Catholic probably have no idea how deep the organization goes with its willingness to protect pedophiles.

01:57:48.000 I don't think they want to know that.

01:57:49.000 I don't think they want to know either.

01:57:50.000 But they like to think of it as it's part of being Catholic.

01:57:54.000 I have a friend and I'm not a religious guy.

01:57:57.000 I don't believe in religion. 0.98

01:57:58.000 I believe it's very possible that there's a higher power, but I believe that whenever you let people write shit down and tell you what the fuck is supposed to be done and not supposed to be done, you lost it all. 1.00

01:58:09.000 It's like people are corrupt. 1.00

01:58:11.000 They've always been corrupt.

01:58:11.000 It's been proven.

01:58:13.000 And you're talking about people that lived a long time ago and we really didn't understand...

01:58:17.000 The distribution of information.

01:58:19.000 We didn't understand writing things down.

01:58:21.000 You were just telling each other stories for a thousand years before anybody even wrote that down on paper.

01:58:27.000 I can't go with you on that.

01:58:30.000 You can believe it if you like.

01:58:32.000 And I see where you're coming from.

01:58:33.000 It would be nice if it was true.

01:58:35.000 But... 0.99

01:58:35.000 That doesn't mean that the people that choose to agree with that also choose to agree with pedophilia and child molestation and all this shit that's going on. 0.99

01:58:46.000 They're connected to the idea of God. 0.99

01:58:48.000 They're connected to the idea of sin, religion. 0.82

01:58:51.000 They're not connected to the reality of what these priests are doing.

01:58:54.000 So it's the fact that in this day and age...

01:58:57.000 Everyone needs to question it, though, don't they?

01:58:59.000 Yeah, they do. 0.96

01:59:00.000 Nothing gets fucking done, not looked the other way. 0.99

01:59:02.000 It's an epidemic. 0.99

01:59:03.000 It's an epidemic, okay? 1.00

01:59:05.000 If it was NASCAR, race drivers, fucking kids, the shit would be closed down a long time ago. 1.00

01:59:11.000 They've spent hundreds of millions of dollars paying people off. 1.00

01:59:15.000 Hundreds of millions of dollars paying people off because they fucked their kids. 1.00

01:59:19.000 It's craziness. 1.00

01:59:21.000 It's not one case or two cases.

01:59:24.000 How much money do you have to pay someone?

01:59:25.000 It's hundreds of cases.

01:59:26.000 I don't know.

01:59:27.000 I don't know.

01:59:28.000 I don't know.

01:59:29.000 If someone offered me money, I'd say, oh, this goes away.

01:59:33.000 That's just pimping out your child. 1.00

01:59:35.000 That's just selling your kid for sex. 1.00

01:59:37.000 It's craziness. 0.99

01:59:39.000 The whole thing is crazy.

01:59:40.000 But there's been many of these guys that were shielded from prosecution because of the Pope.

01:59:45.000 They should have been in jail.

01:59:46.000 In general population, there's nothing holy about these people.

01:59:50.000 There's nothing pious about these people. 1.00

01:59:52.000 These are fucking sex criminals. 1.00

01:59:54.000 And they're out there doing their thing. 1.00

01:59:56.000 They don't even take their titles away.

01:59:58.000 The devil made me do it.

01:59:59.000 They don't even say that, man.

02:00:01.000 They just sweep it under the rug.

02:00:03.000 There's been guys that have said that the children have tempted the priests.

02:00:09.000 And that unknowingly, not even knowing what they're doing.

02:00:12.000 Have you heard of Frankie Boyle's joke?

02:00:15.000 Frankie Boyle's an English comic?

02:00:17.000 No.

02:00:17.000 What is this joke?

02:00:18.000 He says, why do... 0.68

02:00:21.000 Oh no, I'm killing it, Anna. 1.00

02:00:22.000 You've got to fuck this joke up. 1.00

02:00:24.000 I might just download it and cut you off. 1.00

02:00:27.000 He doesn't tell it like this.

02:00:29.000 But he says, why do kids always go for that type? 1.00

02:00:33.000 Glasses and fucking... 1.00

02:00:34.000 That's kind of funny. 1.00

02:00:35.000 A lot of kids always go for the type, priest type.

02:00:39.000 You know, just the fact that they're allowed to wear those outfits.

02:00:42.000 That alone.

02:00:43.000 You can't allow anybody to ever have a fancy name or wear a fancy outfit.

02:00:47.000 Because all they're saying with a fancy name or a fancy outfit is, I'm better than you.

02:00:51.000 I'm a general.

02:00:52.000 Look at my fancy outfit. 1.00

02:00:54.000 Look at all my shit. 1.00

02:00:55.000 I'm a king. 1.00

02:00:56.000 Look at my fancy outfit. 1.00

02:00:58.000 Look at all my fancy shit. 1.00

02:00:59.000 I got a fancy title. 1.00

02:01:00.000 I'm the Pope.

02:01:01.000 Oh, look at my fancy outfit.

02:01:03.000 Look at my fancy title.

02:01:05.000 You're telling me you're a magic person.

02:01:08.000 You're telling me you have superpowers.

02:01:10.000 You're telling me that you are different from everybody else that has to listen to you.

02:01:15.000 The kids just think he's Santa Claus.

02:01:16.000 That's the whole Santa Claus.

02:01:18.000 They think he's in a position.

02:01:20.000 Yeah, it's like that in a way because they think he's in a position of being above them because he's wearing a crazy outfit.

02:01:26.000 And when you're young, those people...

02:01:28.000 That's just what happens.

02:01:29.000 You haven't questioned the whole world yet. 1.00

02:01:31.000 So when you see a guy that's wearing a pope outfit and he wants you to suck his dick, or what are those bishop outfits? 0.99

02:01:38.000 They're not the same as the pope outfits, right? 1.00

02:01:40.000 Right.

02:01:41.000 There's a whole bunch of stories of these guys who they don't even lose their title.

02:01:46.000 There's an ABC News report on it.

02:01:48.000 And see if you can pull that up on the Pope and child molestation charges that he protected.

02:01:57.000 There's a crazy ABC News story about it. 0.98

02:01:59.000 And it's really fucking frightening. 0.98

02:02:02.000 It's really frightening to think of how much money is spent protecting these priests. 0.99

02:02:07.000 And a lot of it is done under the guise of, if they can keep it quiet, then they can keep the business going.

02:02:12.000 Because the Catholic Church is like a business.

02:02:15.000 The Vatican is a giant business.

02:02:18.000 It's a huge business. 0.99

02:02:19.000 So when shit got too hot with this guy, they're like, listen man, we need a new CEO. You gotta get the fuck out of here. 1.00

02:02:25.000 So he's quit. 0.96

02:02:26.000 Is that why he's quit?

02:02:27.000 Because of that?

02:02:28.000 There's only one reason why he would be trying to avoid prosecution.

02:02:31.000 Well, there's two.

02:02:32.000 There's one, there's some sort of a money scheme.

02:02:35.000 There's some sort of a money laundering scandal.

02:02:37.000 There's like missing money or missing or not placed money.

02:02:41.000 I don't know what that's all about.

02:02:43.000 I don't know if that's valid.

02:02:45.000 And then there's this.

02:02:46.000 And this is much scarier because this is the guy who's at the highest level of that position.

02:02:52.000 I mean he's a pope.

02:02:53.000 It's a frightening thing to think someone could get to that position and have avoided what the laws are and – but just what natural – his moral compass should be that a person who's a pedophile is not – You don't put them into just psychiatric care and move them to a new place where they can molest children.

02:03:11.000 You put them in jail.

02:03:12.000 They're criminals.

02:03:14.000 Whether or not they're sorry, that's beside the point.

02:03:16.000 That person has victimized someone and the law is such as when someone does that, they're supposed to be locked up.

02:03:23.000 Just like murder.

02:03:24.000 Just like robbery.

02:03:25.000 There's a lot of laws, okay?

02:03:27.000 And you can't shield someone from that law because they wear a fancy outfit.

02:03:32.000 That's crazy.

02:03:33.000 That's bananas.

02:03:35.000 And that can't keep going.

02:03:36.000 It just can't.

02:03:37.000 And it's much like what we were talking about, like Kings, you know?

02:03:41.000 I mean, the thing with Jimmy Savile in England, and how far that goes.

02:03:46.000 And I tell you, he called that.

02:03:48.000 Yeah, and by the way, my friend Steve, who's English, was just telling me this story this weekend.

02:03:52.000 I wasn't aware of it.

02:03:53.000 And I bet a lot of people who are listening to this also weren't aware of it.

02:03:57.000 Tell the Jimmy Savile story as best you can.

02:03:59.000 I'll help it. 0.99

02:03:59.000 I'll decipher some of the shit you say if it gets so confusing. 0.99

02:04:02.000 We like subtitles up here. 0.99

02:04:04.000 Is your accent, would you call it Cockney?

02:04:06.000 No, no, that's London.

02:04:07.000 That's London?

02:04:08.000 What is your accent?

02:04:09.000 Northern. 0.89

02:04:10.000 I'm a Northern monkey.

02:04:11.000 A Northern monkey? 0.95

02:04:12.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:04:13.000 Okay, so this Jimmy Saville, that's how you say his name?

02:04:16.000 Yeah, Jimmy Saville.

02:04:16.000 He was a huge popular...

02:04:18.000 He had the first ever nightclub in the 70s.

02:04:23.000 The first ever nightclub.

02:04:24.000 In Britain.

02:04:25.000 Yeah, I remember an interview when he was talking about it.

02:04:27.000 So the first ever nightclub, he was the DJ, then went on Top of the Pops, then he had Jim O'Fixit, which was a massive...

02:04:33.000 And Jim O'Fixit was a huge television show, right?

02:04:36.000 Yes, with all the kids.

02:04:37.000 With kids.

02:04:38.000 So this guy would, like, have you be sitting on a chair like a king, kids sitting in his lap.

02:04:42.000 Well, they write letters to him.

02:04:44.000 Yeah.

02:04:44.000 And you get a medal.

02:04:45.000 Jim fixed it for you.

02:04:47.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:04:48.000 Like a fucking rape badge. 1.00

02:04:50.000 Yeah, right? 1.00

02:04:51.000 And this guy apparently had just molested hundreds of kids.

02:04:55.000 Wow.

02:04:55.000 And the BBC knew about it?

02:04:57.000 Was that the whole scandal?

02:04:59.000 It's...

02:04:59.000 How much did they know?

02:05:01.000 And how much...

02:05:02.000 It also...

02:05:03.000 Not only did...

02:05:04.000 Not also...

02:05:06.000 Not only was he like that.

02:05:08.000 Sorry about that.

02:05:10.000 No need for that.

02:05:11.000 Not only did they know about it.

02:05:13.000 Yeah, not only did they know about it.

02:05:15.000 Meanwhile, he speaks English.

02:05:16.000 I'm like trying to help him with English.

02:05:18.000 That's not a good sign, is it?

02:05:20.000 That means I'm not doing very well.

02:05:22.000 When Joe's like, cheering me on.

02:05:24.000 I'm sorry.

02:05:25.000 So Jimmy Savile.

02:05:26.000 He did a lot of charity runs.

02:05:28.000 He did a lot of things like that.

02:05:29.000 And he did them things to get the publicity.

02:05:31.000 And he got his own ward on a children's hospital.

02:05:35.000 A mental hospital.

02:05:36.000 So he could stay there.

02:05:38.000 And that's what he did.

02:05:40.000 He did these runs.

02:05:41.000 And anyone say anything, he would like proper play them off.

02:05:44.000 So they'd say, well, okay, you can say something, but you won't be getting X amount of checks when I do the run for this or the run for that.

02:05:51.000 So a lot of people knew that something was going on.

02:05:54.000 He was molesting people.

02:05:55.000 And it was necrophilia. 0.80

02:05:58.000 Necrophilia?

02:05:59.000 What?

02:06:00.000 Yeah, that's out.

02:06:02.000 And I tell you...

02:06:02.000 That's out.

02:06:03.000 That's out now. 0.99

02:06:06.000 The Colossus says Jimmy Savile fucks dead people. 0.99

02:06:11.000 How did he get dead bodies? 0.99

02:06:13.000 Oh, because he was at the hospital.

02:06:14.000 He had the keys.

02:06:15.000 He had everything.

02:06:16.000 He had total control of him.

02:06:20.000 And he was opening hospitals.

02:06:21.000 He was in the royal family.

02:06:22.000 There's so many pictures of him with the royal family.

02:06:25.000 He was like proper friends with them.

02:06:29.000 He was up there.

02:06:30.000 He had loads of pictures of him with the royal family.

02:06:33.000 Thaw out some kids. 1.00

02:06:35.000 What the fuck? 1.00

02:06:37.000 Could you imagine? 1.00

02:06:40.000 He's a pedophile necrophiliac. 1.00

02:06:42.000 He probably was fucking kids. 1.00

02:06:44.000 He's like, this is not evil enough. 1.00

02:06:47.000 I need to fuck a dead one. 1.00

02:06:48.000 Look on YouTube, Brian. 1.00

02:06:50.000 There's a clip where it's molesting a famous band.

02:06:55.000 There's a lady... 1.00

02:06:58.000 What is his name?

02:07:00.000 Jimmy?

02:07:00.000 How do you spell it?

02:07:01.000 Jimmy Saville.

02:07:01.000 Top of the Pops.

02:07:02.000 Jimmy what?

02:07:03.000 Saville.

02:07:04.000 Spell it.

02:07:06.000 S-E-V-I-L-L-E? S-E-V-I-L-L-E? I might be wrong.

02:07:12.000 Yeah, I got it.

02:07:12.000 Is that it?

02:07:13.000 So you've got Jimmy Saville molests, or fills up, fills up, top of the Pops, and he's filling up one of these, I can't remember the fucking woman's name. 0.99

02:07:23.000 Here we go. 0.99

02:07:23.000 Have you found it? 0.99

02:07:24.000 Turn the volume up here. 1.00

02:07:27.000 He is a creepy fucker too. 1.00

02:07:30.000 I mean, if you look at him, he is arctic. 1.00

02:07:34.000 And he's meant to be the one who brokered it so much for other stars and other people to fuck children. 0.99

02:07:41.000 He was meant to be the man. 0.99

02:07:43.000 Well, that's one of the things they say about...

02:07:45.000 Oh, there he is.

02:07:46.000 Look at him.

02:07:49.000 So, ladies and gentlemen, all we can say is goodnight from all of us here on top of the box.

02:07:54.000 And it's number one time.

02:07:55.000 And, of course, if you believe me now, it's from the one and only...

02:07:58.000 She. 0.93

02:07:59.000 Car.

02:08:00.000 Go.

02:08:01.000 What was he doing?

02:08:03.000 I don't know.

02:08:04.000 I guess he had his finger, like, up her like a, uh, up see? 1.00

02:08:07.000 Oh, he pinched her ass. 1.00

02:08:09.000 The one in the yellow. 1.00

02:08:11.000 He did it again, look.

02:08:13.000 He's, like, grabbing at her.

02:08:14.000 That's not even the one I was talking about.

02:08:16.000 That's a different one I haven't seen.

02:08:18.000 Oh, my God.

02:08:19.000 Why don't you blame him?

02:08:20.000 You know, he's running a bunch of chicks. 1.00

02:08:22.000 He got a little crazy.

02:08:23.000 He got a little carried away.

02:08:24.000 That wasn't too bad.

02:08:25.000 It's when you see him at all the young kids.

02:08:27.000 Well, and that's a woman too. 1.00

02:08:28.000 That's not a child.

02:08:29.000 And apparently he did this to a bunch of children. 0.99

02:08:32.000 He had a fucking show baby as well. 0.99

02:08:34.000 If you pull up, Jim will fix it, Brian. 1.00

02:08:36.000 It's really crazy when you see him.

02:08:38.000 He had these children scattered around him and sitting on his lap.

02:08:41.000 Yeah.

02:08:43.000 And apparently the people knew about it.

02:08:45.000 They knew he was doing it.

02:08:47.000 The people around him.

02:08:48.000 He's like, that's my childhood.

02:08:49.000 Well, no, that's not my childhood.

02:08:51.000 That Jim will fix it was big then.

02:08:56.000 Everyone was writing letters to old Jim.

02:08:58.000 How long did this go on for? 0.99

02:09:00.000 What fucking ever? 0.99

02:09:01.000 He died and no one knew about it. 1.00

02:09:03.000 No one knew about it until he died.

02:09:04.000 He got knighted!

02:09:05.000 He got knighted!

02:09:08.000 He got knighted!

02:09:10.000 It says what year?

02:09:12.000 It doesn't say.

02:09:17.000 Does it say in the top?

02:09:19.000 Like in the information?

02:09:20.000 Wow.

02:09:22.000 What year was this on?

02:09:24.000 All the way through the 70s and 80s.

02:09:27.000 Wow.

02:09:28.000 You don't know, listen to you, was it a surprise?

02:09:32.000 Yeah.

02:09:32.000 You sure?

02:09:33.000 Yeah.

02:09:34.000 She said that you had to prick your goose pimples because you didn't believe what was happening, is that right?

02:09:39.000 Yeah.

02:09:40.000 What were you shouting?

02:09:41.000 Have we won?

02:09:42.000 What was all that before?

02:09:43.000 Have we won?

02:09:46.000 We sort of meant, are we going to be on?

02:09:51.000 No, you're not going to be on Jim and fix it now.

02:09:53.000 Very sorry.

02:09:55.000 Very sorry, I'm afraid we can't be on Jim and fix it because anybody with goose pimples, it so happens, Come on, Jim, I'll fix it.

02:10:03.000 If you have ghost pimples, you can come on.

02:10:06.000 What is this? 1.00

02:10:09.000 You English people are fucking weird, man. 1.00

02:10:14.000 We are, aren't we? 1.00

02:10:14.000 I don't know what the fuck this is. 1.00

02:10:16.000 What's happening? 0.99

02:10:17.000 That girl has Johnny Carson eyes, too.

02:10:18.000 Say hello to him.

02:10:19.000 This one's name is Prance, and you can give him a little pat on the nose.

02:10:23.000 You'll like that. 0.76

02:10:23.000 Everyone knows Santa Claus does not talk like that, and that cabra is going to bite that kid's fingers off. 0.76

02:10:29.000 How about that, eh?

02:10:32.000 Now, I've got two very special presents for you.

02:10:35.000 I love how it says drugjail.com.

02:10:38.000 Those are the people that are holding... 1.00

02:10:39.000 What the fuck is... 1.00

02:10:41.000 Wow. 1.00

02:10:42.000 So that guy was a huge, huge celebrity in England.

02:10:47.000 No one had any idea, huh?

02:10:49.000 Well, a lot of people had an idea, and that's just it.

02:10:51.000 How many people knew that's the big thing now?

02:10:54.000 But the public...

02:10:56.000 Isn't it amazing how many stories like that turn out to exist and how many secrets actually get kept with horrible situations like that?

02:11:04.000 Like the Jerry Sandusky thing.

02:11:05.000 They kept that a secret for a long time.

02:11:09.000 And it wasn't like a little secret.

02:11:10.000 It wasn't that.

02:11:14.000 No, no, no. 0.99

02:11:14.000 He was fucking a gang of kids, and everybody knew it, and somehow or another he got away with it. 0.99

02:11:19.000 That's why with conspiracies, I think he can keep secrets. 1.00

02:11:23.000 Yeah.

02:11:23.000 You know, there was a guy who investigated Jerry Sandusky that disappeared, too.

02:11:26.000 There's a prosecutor.

02:11:28.000 They found his laptop without the hard drive in a river.

02:11:30.000 Never found him. 0.99

02:11:32.000 Yeah, fucking see ya. 1.00

02:11:34.000 Disappeared. 1.00

02:11:35.000 They killed the guy investigating.

02:11:37.000 And I asked my friend Joey Diaz.

02:11:40.000 I was like, why would they do it? 0.99

02:11:41.000 He goes, you know how much fucking money is involved in college sports? 0.95

02:11:45.000 And so he pulls up all these stats on college sports. 0.97

02:11:48.000 Like how much the alumni get.

02:11:50.000 Like how much a college can get from people donating.

02:11:55.000 People that used to go there.

02:11:56.000 It's billions of dollars.

02:11:58.000 It's crazy money.

02:11:59.000 It's ridiculous how much money it is.

02:12:02.000 And that's sort of the same thing with the Vatican.

02:12:05.000 That's sort of the same thing with this BBC program.

02:12:08.000 There's a lot of people making money.

02:12:09.000 Nobody wanted to fuck it up.

02:12:11.000 Same thing with Jerry Sandusky.

02:12:13.000 It's the same thing.

02:12:14.000 It's like, somehow or another, people conspire to allow horrible things to happen to children.

02:12:19.000 They just don't think about it.

02:12:21.000 I don't know.

02:12:21.000 It's not that they don't think about it.

02:12:23.000 It's that they think about money more than they think about what's right.

02:12:27.000 At this point in time, there's no way anybody can...

02:12:31.000 It's not like you're shocked when you hear about a priest molesting a kid.

02:12:35.000 No.

02:12:35.000 No one's shocked.

02:12:36.000 You're angered, you're saddened, you're horrified, but you can't be like, I don't believe it!

02:12:41.000 It's not possible!

02:12:43.000 It's not possible!

02:12:44.000 If you found out, like, say, that Brad Pitt was a child molester, you'd be devastated. 1.00

02:12:49.000 You'd be like, how the fuck? 1.00

02:12:51.000 That doesn't make sense. 1.00

02:12:52.000 That's nuts.

02:12:53.000 But you hear that a priest is doing it, you're like, that's the pattern.

02:12:57.000 That's the pattern, yeah.

02:12:58.000 They're the ones who do it.

02:12:59.000 That's on the application phone.

02:13:00.000 It comes up a lot.

02:13:02.000 I don't know if it's all of them.

02:13:04.000 I'm sure it's not all of them.

02:13:05.000 But man, it's a lot of them.

02:13:06.000 You know, I'm sure there's a good percentage of priests out there that are in it for the right reasons and doing the right things. 1.00

02:13:13.000 But if there was that many Kinko's copy workers that fuck kids, wouldn't they shut down Kinko's as an illegal kid fucking organization? 0.99

02:13:21.000 Wouldn't they go in and look at what's going on here and go, what are you guys doing? 1.00

02:13:24.000 You making envelopes and kids fucking? 1.00

02:13:27.000 Are you making cockies? 1.00

02:13:28.000 What's happening here?

02:13:29.000 One of them's got a goal. 0.99

02:13:30.000 Yeah, but at least Kinko's has a fucking business. 0.98

02:13:34.000 They actually provide a service, you know? 1.00

02:13:37.000 These crazy fucks are telling mumbo-jumbo and blowing little kids. 1.00

02:13:43.000 Christopher Hitchens, he was fucking wicked, wasn't he? 1.00

02:13:45.000 Yes, he was. 1.00

02:13:46.000 Brilliant, brilliant man.

02:13:48.000 He got the Iraq war wrong, didn't he? 0.90

02:13:50.000 Well, he became a bit of a neocon.

02:13:52.000 I think a lot of older, more conservative guys, especially people that loathe radical fundamentalist religions, which he did.

02:14:02.000 I think he felt like it was important to have that sort of a strong military stance against the tyranny of the religious world. 0.97

02:14:11.000 I don't agree with that either.

02:14:14.000 When you have that kind of power, it ultimately corrupts.

02:14:18.000 And when you allow people to just go into countries under the guise of doing that, you're going to get a gang of corruption and chaos and craziness like they have in Iraq right now. 1.00

02:14:29.000 Iraq right now is fucking bananas. 1.00

02:14:32.000 It's more unstable than it's ever been before. 0.99

02:14:34.000 What is Afghanistan like? 0.99

02:14:36.000 That's fucking crazy too. 1.00

02:14:37.000 The more you look into it, the more you see. 1.00

02:14:41.000 What do people want to know?

02:14:43.000 Do people want to learn?

02:14:44.000 They're busy.

02:14:45.000 They've got 9 to 5, they've got a few kids.

02:14:47.000 They have no time.

02:14:47.000 Got no time for anything.

02:14:48.000 No time.

02:14:49.000 And it's all the way over there.

02:14:51.000 It's way over there.

02:14:53.000 It's way over there. 0.99

02:14:54.000 It's fucking miles away. 0.98

02:14:55.000 James Thompson, we're not going over there. 0.99

02:14:56.000 We don't have to worry about that.

02:14:58.000 Just stay over here and get a burger.

02:15:00.000 Kick back, relax.

02:15:01.000 UFC's on.

02:15:03.000 Yeah, no.

02:15:03.000 And that's it.

02:15:04.000 It's so easily done.

02:15:05.000 So you're not fighting for the Super Fight League anymore.

02:15:07.000 No.

02:15:08.000 Who are you fighting for now?

02:15:10.000 No one.

02:15:11.000 Are you training anywhere specific?

02:15:13.000 No.

02:15:13.000 I'm training at Olympians.

02:15:15.000 I'm Paddy Johns.

02:15:16.000 I'm now a trainer.

02:15:18.000 Where's that at?

02:15:18.000 What city is that in?

02:15:19.000 Bristol.

02:15:20.000 Bristol.

02:15:20.000 I was training at London Shoot Fighters.

02:15:21.000 Great team.

02:15:22.000 Yeah.

02:15:22.000 But I needed to get out of London with my gambling and things like that.

02:15:26.000 Right.

02:15:26.000 You know Marius?

02:15:27.000 Marius.

02:15:28.000 Oh yeah, he mentioned a few times.

02:15:30.000 He's a good guy.

02:15:31.000 I said hi.

02:15:32.000 Yeah, I will do.

02:15:33.000 Great guys.

02:15:34.000 Yeah, they are wicked. 0.77

02:15:37.000 Yeah.

02:15:37.000 Do you know when you tell the story about Germany?

02:15:39.000 What story about Germany?

02:15:41.000 The Eddie Bravo story?

02:15:42.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:15:43.000 It's really weird because I listen to the podcast all the time.

02:15:45.000 I'm a massive fan.

02:15:46.000 When I hear that story, I was at that fight with Moss.

02:15:49.000 I was at that hotel with Moss.

02:15:51.000 I've seen you at breakfast, but you had lots of people who didn't want to bother you, so...

02:15:57.000 And it's the same thing. 0.92

02:15:57.000 And then on that night, I was coming home fucking really late and I pressed the button for the elevator and Eddie Bravo was there and his eyes were so fucking red. 0.92

02:16:10.000 That's all I could see was like redness. 0.95

02:16:13.000 And he's like...

02:16:16.000 But it's just weird when you tell that story.

02:16:18.000 You saw it.

02:16:19.000 You got a little tiny sliver of it.

02:16:22.000 You knew he was gone.

02:16:25.000 For folks who don't know the story, Eddie Bravo and I were staying in Germany once and I was getting breakfast.

02:16:32.000 It was like, I don't know, 7 in the morning or something like that.

02:16:36.000 We were getting picked up at like 8.30.

02:16:39.000 So I call him up and I say, hey man, I'm getting some breakfast if you're hungry.

02:16:42.000 I'm downstairs.

02:16:44.000 And he goes, I'm still up, man!

02:16:46.000 I'm going to power through!

02:16:47.000 He was up all night.

02:16:50.000 I was like, okay, you know we're getting picked up in an hour and a half.

02:16:52.000 I got it, man!

02:16:53.000 I got it!

02:16:54.000 I'm cool. 0.99

02:16:54.000 I'm like, alright, shit. 0.99

02:16:56.000 So an hour and a half goes by. 1.00

02:16:57.000 I'm like, where the fuck is Eddie? 0.98

02:16:58.000 I can't find him. 0.99

02:16:59.000 He's not answering the phone.

02:17:01.000 I go to his room.

02:17:02.000 I knock on his door.

02:17:03.000 He's not in his room.

02:17:04.000 I go outside. 1.00

02:17:05.000 I'm like, motherfucker, where is he? 0.99

02:17:07.000 And then I go, all right, man, I'm just going to tell him he's going to have to take a cab to the airport when he wakes up because I got to go. 1.00

02:17:12.000 I'm not going to miss my fucking flight if I can't get a hold of him. 0.95

02:17:14.000 So I go to get my car. 0.99

02:17:17.000 I say, yeah, a car for Rogan.

02:17:19.000 He goes, Rogan already left.

02:17:21.000 And I go, what?

02:17:22.000 I go, what did he look like?

02:17:23.000 He goes, long hair, tattoos. 1.00

02:17:24.000 I'm like, motherfucker! 1.00

02:17:25.000 Red eyes. 1.00

02:17:26.000 So Eddie told him he was me and got in my car and went to the airport on his own.

02:17:32.000 He did this all blacked out drunk.

02:17:35.000 So I call him.

02:17:37.000 His phone rings and he wakes up.

02:17:39.000 And he answers it.

02:17:41.000 He's like, hello? 0.99

02:17:41.000 I go, what the fuck are you doing? 0.99

02:17:44.000 I don't know. 1.00

02:17:45.000 And I go, you're in my fucking car and you're going to the airport. 0.99

02:17:48.000 Tell him to turn around. 0.99

02:17:50.000 He's like, I think we're already here. 1.00

02:17:51.000 I'm like, fuck, man. 1.00

02:17:52.000 What are you doing? 1.00

02:17:54.000 He woke up.

02:17:55.000 He had no idea what he did.

02:17:56.000 He asked the guy, he goes, where are we?

02:17:58.000 Where are we going?

02:17:58.000 The guy's like, you told me you're going to the airport.

02:18:00.000 You're Joe Rogan. 1.00

02:18:04.000 Eddie Bravo could fucking party, man. 1.00

02:18:07.000 He knows how to put him away. 1.00

02:18:08.000 He knows how to let it go, I'll tell you that.

02:18:10.000 He used to work for the UFC, too, didn't he?

02:18:12.000 Yeah, he did a bunch of different things for the UFC. One of the things he did was, for a while, and I really think this was a...

02:18:20.000 Someone needs to do this, and Eddie's really good at it.

02:18:22.000 Someone needs to do an objective breakdown, like Harold Letterman's style, of how they felt the fight went down.

02:18:30.000 I think it behooves the organization to have a professional ringside statistician, or a ringside, rather, judge.

02:18:39.000 Unofficial judge, like Harold Letterman has in HBO, and Eddie Bravo did that for a while.

02:18:44.000 But I think there was an issue with him, and his opinions wouldn't necessarily go with how the judges scored the fight, and I don't think the commission liked that.

02:18:57.000 I don't think the State Athletic Commission enjoyed having someone who essentially was a professional critic.

02:19:02.000 They didn't want that.

02:19:04.000 Especially with a new sport, you have to make some concessions.

02:19:07.000 So they decided not to have that anymore.

02:19:08.000 But I personally think that it's good in two ways.

02:19:14.000 It's not that I want people to get fired who are competent.

02:19:17.000 I think people who are competent should stay.

02:19:19.000 But people who are incompetent should be exposed.

02:19:21.000 It should be highlighted.

02:19:22.000 It should be highlighted.

02:19:23.000 It's very important. 0.98

02:19:24.000 And the idea that their job is more important, their silly, easy job that they're not really qualified, For is as important as a person like yourself that's put six, eight weeks of your life day in day out, grind, watching your diet, doing the work for this one moment that gets ruined because someone doesn't understand what the fuck they're doing. 0.99

02:19:42.000 That's craziness. 0.98

02:19:43.000 And one of the best ways to expose that is like how Harold Letterman does it.

02:19:47.000 And Harold Letterman is, you know, if there's a bad decision, he will tell you, I don't understand it.

02:19:52.000 I had it down.

02:19:53.000 94 points to Jones.

02:19:55.000 There's no way he could have lost this fight.

02:19:57.000 That's healthy, like you say.

02:19:59.000 That's what you need.

02:19:59.000 You need it.

02:20:00.000 And that's why they don't want it.

02:20:01.000 So Eddie did that for a while.

02:20:03.000 And then he also would do, when you put together like a highlight package in the end of the round, you know, like when a guy, like say a guy's going for a submission.

02:20:15.000 Okay.

02:20:16.000 Eddie would tell them, you got to get the camera over here, like where his wrist is, this is what's important.

02:20:21.000 And then he would say, you know, like he would like help them piece together the highlights.

02:20:25.000 He would be in the truck.

02:20:26.000 He was like in the truck and he was calling.

02:20:28.000 And like sometimes he would tell me something too.

02:20:31.000 Like he would like, hey, look for his left arm.

02:20:33.000 He's going for a triangle or something like that.

02:20:35.000 And, you know, he would give me like a pointer here and there.

02:20:39.000 And point out certain things if he saw things.

02:20:42.000 But he was basically there to coordinate the highlight reels and tell them where to put the camera on.

02:20:50.000 Which is very important.

02:20:52.000 Mark Delagrate does it now.

02:20:53.000 And you need a guy who has been around fighting, understands where there's a problem.

02:20:58.000 He knows how to put together the highlight reel.

02:21:01.000 It was the jab that started off.

02:21:03.000 Watch the jab makes his knees buckle, and then he lands the leg kick, and then he comes with a high kick.

02:21:07.000 So Mark will do that now.

02:21:10.000 Yeah, he worked for Pride too, Eddie Bravo.

02:21:13.000 Yeah, he did.

02:21:14.000 He was one of the color commentators for Pride for a few events, and he also did King of the Cage.

02:21:20.000 He did the color commentary for King of the Cage for a bunch of events. 0.98

02:21:24.000 They were rough as fuck, weren't they? 0.98

02:21:26.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:21:27.000 Did you ever see the King of the Cage one that they did?

02:21:29.000 Wild wet.

02:21:30.000 Yeah, Wet and Wild, that's what I was going to bring up. 0.99

02:21:32.000 It was raining out, and so they just said, fuck it, we're going to have the fights anyway. 0.98

02:21:36.000 It was outside. 0.99

02:21:38.000 If you haven't seen it, it's worth getting. 0.99

02:21:40.000 If it's available, if you can find it somewhere, King of the Cage, Wet and Wild, it was fucking ridiculous. 0.99

02:21:46.000 It was completely ridiculous. 0.98

02:21:47.000 Everyone was literally slipping.

02:21:49.000 They were flying all over the place.

02:21:52.000 And, I mean, if you're a wrestler, good luck holding on to a guy who's, like, completely soaked.

02:21:57.000 I mean, people are just slipping out of dudes' hands like bars of soap.

02:22:00.000 It was bad.

02:22:01.000 It was coming down, too.

02:22:03.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:22:03.000 Fucking mental. 1.00

02:22:04.000 Well, those are the days, man. 1.00

02:22:06.000 And you were part of those are the days, too, with your pride fights, man.

02:22:10.000 I mean, you were part of some... 0.99

02:22:12.000 Epic shit. 0.99

02:22:13.000 You were part of Pride when it was at its peak. 1.00

02:22:16.000 What was that like, man?

02:22:17.000 What was the atmosphere like of those events?

02:22:19.000 It's like a culture shock.

02:22:21.000 Obviously, in Japan, it's so different.

02:22:23.000 Do you know what I mean?

02:22:24.000 Just everything's so different. 0.99

02:22:25.000 I remember coming out to fight, and like we said earlier, I ain't been fighting long, and coming up for a fucking helmet. 0.94

02:22:33.000 I've been fighting in front of 2,000... 0.99

02:22:35.000 Excuse me, 2,000 people walking out in their fucking leisure centres and then walking out for a fucking lift full of smoke and lights and fucking walking for a Samurai helmet. 0.99

02:22:47.000 Do you know what I mean? 0.99

02:22:49.000 It's a lot to take in.

02:22:51.000 What was the biggest crowd that you fought under?

02:22:53.000 About 60,000 people.

02:22:59.000 I've seen that before at the Rogers Centre in Toronto.

02:23:03.000 We had a UFC there and it was somewhere around 60,000 between 58. It's so crazy.

02:23:09.000 You're looking around and you're like, this is a lot of fucking people. 0.99

02:23:12.000 And then there's points in the Japanese. 0.99

02:23:13.000 Everyone's quiet.

02:23:16.000 Do you know what I mean?

02:23:17.000 60,000 quiet people.

02:23:19.000 Because I remember, and the lights went down because the other guy was getting it, I can't remember who it was, was coming in and the lights went down and I couldn't hear anything. 0.99

02:23:29.000 And I was thinking, fuck. 0.94

02:23:40.000 It must have been especially crazy for you because how many fights did you have outside of Pride? 0.99

02:23:48.000 I had, I thought, I don't know what, 10, 11, 12, 13, probably, I had quite a few, as in in a short amount of time.

02:24:00.000 Like 10 or 11 you had?

02:24:02.000 No, I had about 13 fights probably.

02:24:03.000 13 fights before Pride?

02:24:04.000 Probably.

02:24:05.000 Give or take.

02:24:06.000 That's a lot of fights to have over a year and a half period.

02:24:09.000 Yeah, I was literally loving it.

02:24:10.000 I moved next to the gym and I was like, this is what I'm going to do.

02:24:14.000 Wow.

02:24:14.000 And just back and forth, going everywhere and just training my ass off.

02:24:19.000 And you see the difference in my kind of physical, my fitness and that, like from my first fight to maybe my fourth fight.

02:24:28.000 I look completely different.

02:24:30.000 Yeah, I'm sure.

02:24:31.000 Completely different.

02:24:31.000 What is the getting drunk with Fedor story?

02:24:35.000 It was...

02:24:36.000 I can't remember what... 0.99

02:24:38.000 He beat Mark Hunt and I'd come home and I was fucking pissed. 0.97

02:24:45.000 I seen Fedor in the hallway, in the reception, and when he turned to see me, when he turned around and saw me, I started swaying, like just fucking about, you know what I mean? 0.98

02:25:00.000 And then he was like, ah! 0.99

02:25:02.000 So then I went over to him, he started wrestling with me, and I started fucking about wrestling, and I thought, oh, in a minute he's going to sambo on me, and I was looking at that fucking cold marble, thinking, please don't fucking... 1.00

02:25:13.000 Please don't fuck him, flip me now. 0.99

02:25:15.000 But yeah, and then he brought me down to have a drink with all these Russian, Vladimir, whatever. 1.00

02:25:22.000 Putin?

02:25:24.000 No.

02:25:25.000 No? 0.99

02:25:25.000 No, this is in Pride, this is in Japan, Vladimir, Matt Kuge's fucking manager. 0.99

02:25:31.000 Oh, Matt Yushchenko. 0.98

02:25:32.000 Yeah, I didn't pronounce it perfect.

02:25:34.000 That was his manager?

02:25:35.000 Yeah.

02:25:36.000 Oh, Vadim.

02:25:36.000 Vadim Finkelstein.

02:25:38.000 I'm thinking of a different guy.

02:25:39.000 Vladimir Matt Yushchenko is a fighter.

02:25:40.000 UFC fighter.

02:25:42.000 The janitor.

02:25:43.000 Yeah, you're right.

02:25:44.000 I get mixed up.

02:25:45.000 I didn't pronounce that.

02:25:46.000 I don't know. 0.99

02:25:47.000 Not only did I pronounce it terribly, I got the wrong fucking person. 0.97

02:25:50.000 But doesn't Putin come to his fights too? 0.98

02:25:52.000 He's a huge superstar in Russia, right?

02:25:54.000 Massive.

02:25:55.000 I mean, people who know MMA, he's a massive superstar.

02:25:59.000 Fedor and his peak, man, was one of my all-time favorites.

02:26:02.000 One of my all-time favorites.

02:26:04.000 He was just so special.

02:26:06.000 Because he was so stoic.

02:26:08.000 You know, like this dead-faced killer.

02:26:12.000 And if you go back and you watch the highlight fights, like Noguera fights, Krokop, when he was really at his very best, man.

02:26:20.000 He was exceptional.

02:26:21.000 Very, very fun to watch.

02:26:23.000 He really... 0.99

02:26:26.000 I mean, everyone's seen that a million times, the fucking Van Domen slam. 0.99

02:26:32.000 Incredible. 0.99

02:26:32.000 And then he relaxes and then comes back and then minutes later he's got a key lock. 0.99

02:26:36.000 How did he survive that?

02:26:37.000 Yeah.

02:26:38.000 How did he survive that?

02:26:39.000 He's so relaxed.

02:26:39.000 His body's so relaxed.

02:26:41.000 But just to avoid injury, to get slammed like that and avoid injury is incredible.

02:26:45.000 He just didn't want it anymore.

02:26:46.000 He just lost.

02:26:47.000 He lost.

02:26:48.000 Also, competition's getting better, bigger guys.

02:26:51.000 Well, I think you can only keep up that certain, that RPMs, that certain sort of workload that he was at.

02:26:58.000 You can only keep that up for a certain amount of time.

02:26:59.000 There's issues with the body.

02:27:01.000 The body breaking down after combat sports of, you know, 10-15 years.

02:27:05.000 Unless you're Randy Couture, who's just, I don't know how he did it, but whatever he did, he managed to avoid injury.

02:27:11.000 The one thing that no one avoids.

02:27:13.000 People who, you know, have competed in mixed martial arts, if you look at, like, issues, like, along the way, like, guys who have broken hands, guys who have had this, guys who have had that, guys who tore knees, guys who, like, needed neck operations.

02:27:29.000 So many guys. 0.99

02:27:30.000 Randy didn't need shit. 0.99

02:27:31.000 One broken arm in a fight with Gonzaga. 1.00

02:27:34.000 Gonzaga broke his arm with a kick.

02:27:35.000 Got his arm in a cast.

02:27:37.000 No big deal. 1.00

02:27:39.000 Six weeks later, he's fucking hitting a speed bag. 0.99

02:27:41.000 It's like... 0.99

02:27:43.000 How'd that guy avoid injury?

02:27:44.000 He's amazing.

02:27:46.000 Intelligence, toughness, genetics.

02:27:49.000 There's a whole bunch of things working his way, but it's really incredible.

02:27:53.000 But for most guys, there's only a certain amount of time you can operate at a high level before you lose your drive for it.

02:27:59.000 Yeah, your politics and life gets in the way.

02:28:03.000 He got super religious, too.

02:28:05.000 The name Fedor got a really...

02:28:08.000 It's actually not even Fedor.

02:28:09.000 Do you know that's what we call it?

02:28:11.000 It's Fyodor.

02:28:12.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:28:13.000 A Russian friend of mine from Jiu-Jitsu was explaining how he actually said his name.

02:28:17.000 It's Fyodor.

02:28:19.000 Fyodor.

02:28:19.000 Yeah.

02:28:20.000 Like Dostoevsky, you know?

02:28:22.000 We call him Fedor because it's easier.

02:28:26.000 But Fedor, gotta be honest, Fedor.

02:28:28.000 Fedor sounds better.

02:28:30.000 Sorry to break it, dear.

02:28:32.000 Russian.

02:28:33.000 Falkor would be best. 0.98

02:28:34.000 Too much with your crazy language. 0.73

02:28:36.000 He was such a nice guy, though.

02:28:38.000 He was the guy at the top all the time.

02:28:42.000 Always had time for everyone.

02:28:44.000 He wasn't like an outlandish person.

02:28:46.000 He was very quiet.

02:28:48.000 I had time for everyone.

02:28:51.000 I really had a lot of time for him.

02:28:56.000 He's an unusual dude.

02:28:58.000 His demeanor was just so different than anybody that had ever been around before.

02:29:02.000 That was one of the things that was kind of special about him.

02:29:05.000 We had been used to so many different things.

02:29:09.000 Certain boxers that had certain charisma about him, whether it's Muhammad Ali or Sugar Ray Leonard or Mike Tyson, they have this certain cult and aura about him.

02:29:17.000 He was different than all of them. 0.99

02:29:20.000 He was like, oh, here's this new thing from a guy who plays chess and doesn't get freaked out at anything and just beats your ass. 0.96

02:29:29.000 Here's this new look where a guy seems like he's kind of a robot or something, and he manages to smash really tough guys. 0.98

02:29:37.000 Managed to walk down Krokop.

02:29:38.000 He beat Krokop not just on the ground.

02:29:41.000 He beat him standing up.

02:29:42.000 He did, yeah. 0.98

02:29:42.000 His reaction was so fucking quick as well. 0.98

02:29:45.000 So quick. 1.00

02:29:45.000 He's an animal. 1.00

02:29:46.000 And he fucking trained really smart. 1.00

02:29:49.000 He trained really smart and really hard. 0.97

02:29:51.000 But even then, they started questioning his training methods after he went over to Affliction and fought those fights. 0.98

02:30:01.000 Then the Strikeforce shit, he just got smashed, man, over and over again. 0.97

02:30:06.000 Just getting smashed by Henderson and getting smashed by Bigfoot. 0.99

02:30:11.000 You know, watching those fights and watching those brutal beatdowns, you just gotta go, man.

02:30:16.000 Yeah, he's hot.

02:30:17.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:30:17.000 It's fucking hard. 0.99

02:30:19.000 Especially the Bigfoot fight. 0.99

02:30:20.000 Yeah.

02:30:20.000 Well, especially for him when he's so used to winning.

02:30:23.000 Yeah.

02:30:23.000 Just the way it is.

02:30:24.000 Even Brett Rogers.

02:30:25.000 Like, Brett Rogers put up a good fight.

02:30:27.000 It was a good, tough fight.

02:30:30.000 And, you know, Fedor eventually caught him and cracked him.

02:30:33.000 But, man, you've got to look at that fight and go, like, he's not supposed to struggle like that with Brett Rogers.

02:30:39.000 It's not the same guy anymore.

02:30:41.000 He struggled with Mark Hunt after the story.

02:30:44.000 He did struggle that time.

02:30:46.000 He did a little bit.

02:30:46.000 Mark Hunt had him on the ground and had his arm locked up in a kimura but couldn't pull it off, couldn't do anything with it.

02:30:55.000 But it was crazy how he was able to do it.

02:30:58.000 He was able to get his arm and even have it locked out.

02:31:01.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:31:02.000 Like, that's so bold.

02:31:03.000 Yeah.

02:31:04.000 And then Verdum, obviously exposed, not exposed, but exposed the fact, when I say exposed, the fact that he's human.

02:31:11.000 I mean, everybody thought he was just an unstoppable robot, and all of a sudden Verdum exposed him as a human.

02:31:16.000 Yeah, of course.

02:31:17.000 He tapped him, and when I say exposed, I have great respect for Fedor. 0.89

02:31:20.000 It's not, when I say, and people give me shit from saying that, But that is absolutely not what I mean when I say he was exposed. 0.98

02:31:27.000 What I mean is that we found out he was human. 0.99

02:31:30.000 Because anybody Fabricio Verdun catches in his triangle is fucked. 1.00

02:31:35.000 That guy is a master at the triangle. 1.00

02:31:37.000 And that triangle arm bar was nasty.

02:31:39.000 And Fedor was stuck.

02:31:40.000 He had to tap.

02:31:41.000 Nothing wrong with that.

02:31:43.000 But what we thought before was that that could never happen.

02:31:46.000 It seemed like he was a superhero.

02:31:48.000 It seemed like he was like Mike Tyson when he lost to Buster Douglas.

02:31:51.000 Nobody thought Tyson was going to lose.

02:31:53.000 We thought Tyson was going to be around forever just destroying people.

02:31:57.000 And then when he got destroyed, you're like, what?

02:31:59.000 This can't be real!

02:32:01.000 He was so excited.

02:32:02.000 He was exposed.

02:32:03.000 And it's not that he was one of the greatest fighters of all time.

02:32:05.000 Mike Tyson is absolutely one of the greatest boxers of all time.

02:32:09.000 One of the greatest heavyweight champions, the most exciting of all time.

02:32:12.000 But he's exposed in that fight as a human being.

02:32:15.000 Not as a bad fighter.

02:32:16.000 He's amazing.

02:32:18.000 But that's a human. 0.78

02:32:19.000 Every human is subject to the laws of physics and nature.

02:32:24.000 And you can only go so far in these meat vehicles.

02:32:30.000 I think it's the mental side of it too, obviously.

02:32:33.000 I don't know.

02:32:34.000 But I just think Fedor didn't have the same...

02:32:37.000 Drive anymore.

02:32:38.000 I think it's hard to keep up after all those years.

02:32:41.000 Years and years and years and years of hard training, being away from your family.

02:32:45.000 And again, he got really religious too.

02:32:47.000 Why are you doing it?

02:32:48.000 Are you doing it to test yourself?

02:32:49.000 Are you doing it for money?

02:32:50.000 Are you doing it to be number one?

02:32:53.000 What are your motives behind it? 1.00

02:32:55.000 It fucking hurts. 0.99

02:32:56.000 It's hard mentally and physically. 0.99

02:33:00.000 To keep it up, to get there unbelievably hard, to keep it up as unbelievable, and to keep it up for as long as he did, it's like you only have a certain amount of RPMs that you can push for.

02:33:13.000 There's only a certain amount, especially in a crazy situation like cage fighting, you gotta think there's only a certain amount of times a man can get hit.

02:33:21.000 There's only a certain amount of times a man can get thrown or armbarred or kicked.

02:33:25.000 There's a finite number in there somewhere.

02:33:27.000 And he's a smart guy.

02:33:29.000 He has to have realized that at a certain point in time.

02:33:32.000 And then Verdum, and then Bigfoot, and then Henderson.

02:33:35.000 It's like, okay, you know.

02:33:38.000 Yeah.

02:33:39.000 What a legacy, though.

02:33:41.000 Yeah, what a legacy.

02:33:42.000 You know, they were trying to put together Brock Lesnar and Fedor really recently, the UFC was, but he doesn't want to do it anymore.

02:33:50.000 Yeah, but they say that, but, I mean, were they?

02:33:53.000 I don't know.

02:33:54.000 Oh, did Brock Lesnar or Fedor?

02:33:55.000 I don't want to do it because I don't think Brock Lesnar was too happy.

02:33:59.000 Brock Lesnar would have done it.

02:34:00.000 Do you think so?

02:34:01.000 Yeah, they offered him a fuckload of money. 0.96

02:34:03.000 I bet he would have done it. 0.62

02:34:04.000 Yeah.

02:34:04.000 Well, I don't know.

02:34:05.000 Brock! 0.78

02:34:06.000 He looked like he didn't want to...

02:34:07.000 I mean, he had the surgery, which was massive.

02:34:11.000 That was a huge issue.

02:34:13.000 He had, for folks who don't know, he had diverticulitis.

02:34:15.000 And they removed like 12 inches of his colon.

02:34:19.000 It was a very serious internal surgery.

02:34:21.000 It was a real injury.

02:34:24.000 And then X amount of months later, however it was, he's fighting Alistair Overeem.

02:34:29.000 And Overeem knees him in the body and kicks him in the body.

02:34:32.000 And having Overeem kick you in the body, like, oh, Jesus Christ.

02:34:39.000 To me, before, I think he was thinking about the fight.

02:34:42.000 I think he was worried.

02:34:43.000 I mean, you're obviously worried about every fight, but I think he was even more, because I don't.

02:34:47.000 From what I saw him when Kane beat him, he turned his back.

02:34:51.000 Shane Carwin got him standing as well.

02:34:54.000 I mean, I think personally, Brock Lesnar is one of the greatest athletes to ever enter into MMA. I really do.

02:35:02.000 I just think that if he was going to do it, what he did is what you did.

02:35:06.000 Just jumped right into the defense.

02:35:07.000 What he did, he was fighting Frank Mayer.

02:35:10.000 Second fight. 0.95

02:35:11.000 Second fight, Frank Mayer.

02:35:13.000 He basically Pujanowski'd it, but he pulled it off.

02:35:16.000 Yes.

02:35:17.000 He did the same, very similar path.

02:35:20.000 Even harder.

02:35:21.000 Much, much, much harder path, no doubt about it.

02:35:23.000 Cain Velasquez, Shane Carwin, Frank Mir, no doubt.

02:35:26.000 Randy Couture. 0.98

02:35:27.000 I mean, his fucking career is, Alistair Overeem, his career is filled with champions. 0.99

02:35:31.000 And when you look at that Carwin fight, it's not like he can't take a punch. 1.00

02:35:37.000 Fuck me, Carwin landed that elbow, and I thought it was over. 0.99

02:35:41.000 Do you know what I mean? 1.00

02:35:42.000 And he came back to win.

02:35:45.000 Convincingly.

02:35:45.000 Well, his fight with Heath Herring, you know, his fight in the UFC, his third fight in the UFC, or his second fight in the UFC. Seasoned veteran.

02:35:52.000 Seasoned veteran and a tough motherfucker. 1.00

02:35:54.000 Heath Herring is tough as shit. 1.00

02:35:56.000 And Brock Lesnar just ran him over. 0.99

02:35:58.000 This is a guy that was a super athlete, but he would have had to, in order to do it really, truly, correctly, he would have had to build up slowly.

02:36:06.000 He would have had to do it intelligently, he would have had to do it over quite a long period of time, and he should have fought The right amount of competition along the way.

02:36:16.000 Instead, he went right to champions.

02:36:18.000 He went right to the greatest fighters in the world today.

02:36:21.000 He went to Cain Velasquez, Overeem, Shane Carwin.

02:36:25.000 He was just right into these animals.

02:36:28.000 Whereas if he had gone for a few years in the lower organizations, building up, trying to fight for some other companies, get a good record against some good fighters, and then put together a real striking game.

02:36:42.000 Yeah, well, that was the thing, because he had power, and he was explosive. 0.99

02:36:46.000 Big fucking guy, man. 0.99

02:36:47.000 Do you know what I mean? 1.00

02:36:49.000 But...

02:36:49.000 But he did want...

02:36:50.000 That's how he wanted to do it.

02:36:51.000 He did it his way, and he's out.

02:36:52.000 See ya.

02:36:54.000 I'm fair play to him.

02:36:55.000 Yeah.

02:36:56.000 Fair play to him.

02:36:57.000 But, um...

02:36:57.000 Too bad, though, because when it comes to, like, making money, like, if you want to make money off a draw, you think Kimbo slices a draw?

02:37:05.000 Brock Lesnar's a fucking draw. 0.95

02:37:07.000 That's a guy that people want to see fight. 1.00

02:37:09.000 I mean, he looks like the baddest motherfucker in the world. 0.99

02:37:11.000 You know, you see him standing there, like, if you're going to have a guy, you're this big Viking-looking motherfucker, that would be the guy that you would want to have represent you. 0.99

02:37:19.000 That tattoo, though. 0.99

02:37:20.000 The sword in his chest.

02:37:22.000 Brock, what?

02:37:23.000 I lost it, mate.

02:37:25.000 You're laughing at mine.

02:37:26.000 You're laughing at mine. 0.99

02:37:27.000 Fucking hell. 1.00

02:37:28.000 Would you laugh at Brock like that? 1.00

02:37:30.000 I would have to break it to him slowly.

02:37:32.000 I think I would laugh.

02:37:34.000 I think, at the very least, I would...

02:37:36.000 Ryan Keely's working for that show, Tattoo Nightmares, where they take tattoos, and you go on the show, and they fix it for you.

02:37:44.000 Oh, really?

02:37:45.000 Reality show.

02:37:45.000 And she contacted me.

02:37:47.000 She's like, do you know any MMA fighters that...

02:37:50.000 You know, have a tattoo they don't want to get fixed or anything like that.

02:37:53.000 And I'm like, I have no idea.

02:37:54.000 The only one I can think of is Brock.

02:37:56.000 She goes, I must contact Brock.

02:37:58.000 And so now she's, like, contacting Brock.

02:37:59.000 I'm like, no, no, leave him alone.

02:38:00.000 Don't even say anything.

02:38:01.000 Oh, no.

02:38:02.000 Oh, you don't want that at all.

02:38:07.000 Why did you say Brock?

02:38:09.000 No, because it's the only one that came to mind that, like, you know, when you see that one tattoo, it kind of looks like a statue or the...

02:38:16.000 You think he should change it?

02:38:17.000 Does he think he should change it?

02:38:18.000 No, I don't think he does.

02:38:19.000 That's what I told her.

02:38:20.000 I was like, I think that's the only one I could think of.

02:38:22.000 It's like Little Mermaid before they edited the cover. 0.99

02:38:26.000 Yeah, I don't think he would appreciate you saying that his tattoo sucks. 0.98

02:38:29.000 No, I'm not saying it sucks. 1.00

02:38:30.000 It looks like a cock at all, Joe. 1.00

02:38:32.000 I didn't say that. 0.99

02:38:33.000 No, you did say that.

02:38:35.000 I didn't say that.

02:38:35.000 That's what's important.

02:38:37.000 Didn't.

02:38:37.000 I didn't say it either.

02:38:38.000 Neither one of us did say it looks like a cock. 0.99

02:38:41.000 No. 0.99

02:38:42.000 Yeah, well, I think he was at a point in his life, I think his description of it, he felt like he had a knife to his throat, so he fucking tattooed one on his body. 0.98

02:38:50.000 It's whatever, you know, I can't, you know, like I say, I've got fucking dates crossed out my fucking arm, do you know what I mean? 0.92

02:38:57.000 So you're not gambling at all now, is that the deal? 0.96

02:38:59.000 Well, last time, I mean, I'm doing a documentary, and...

02:39:06.000 Basically, I was doing the documentary, I gambled up the rest of my money, well, me and my missus' money, and I ended up living in the gym.

02:39:15.000 Whoa! 0.97

02:39:16.000 Yeah, and it was fucking freezing. 1.00

02:39:18.000 Goddamn! 0.99

02:39:20.000 So I was living in the gym on a mattress, and I got offered, people offered me to stay other places, but I knew I needed something big to get me back into training. 0.98

02:39:31.000 I was 145 kilos.

02:39:34.000 What's that in pounds?

02:39:35.000 It's like 300 pounds?

02:39:36.000 300 plus pounds.

02:39:38.000 300 plus?

02:39:39.000 Yeah, like 330 or something.

02:39:41.000 Whoa, 330?

02:39:42.000 I mean, and I'm not good weight either.

02:39:43.000 I've been that heavy before between muscle or muscle and muscle.

02:39:47.000 This was fat, like unadulterated, pure fat.

02:39:51.000 I was in the gym, living on a mattress, and then I had the documentary.

02:39:59.000 I was going to be starting that, and I thought, okay, we'll film it in here.

02:40:05.000 So I started doing it.

02:40:07.000 I started getting good footage and getting more confident.

02:40:11.000 The only thing good I started was with my blog.

02:40:15.000 The only good thing I started when I gambled was my blog.

02:40:18.000 I started doing that and getting it out there.

02:40:23.000 It's gone really well.

02:40:24.000 Yeah, you started this social media campaign around the same time, is that what it was?

02:40:30.000 A social media campaign?

02:40:31.000 Yeah, with the videos, the bars...

02:40:32.000 Oh, right, yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:40:34.000 But basically, I got confidence in my writing.

02:40:37.000 I think I'm a good writer.

02:40:38.000 I get extra credit because I look the way I do, and I'm an MRA fighter, so they think, oh, we'll have a go, and then, oh, we can string a sentence together.

02:40:48.000 I'll take that extra credit.

02:40:49.000 It's fun writing.

02:40:50.000 You have fun with it.

02:40:52.000 It's cool.

02:40:53.000 Colossal Concerns, it's called, right?

02:40:54.000 Yeah, Colossal Concerns.

02:40:55.000 I've got my website.

02:40:56.000 Colossal Concerns.

02:40:57.000 Where can they get it?

02:40:59.000 What is the actual website?

02:41:01.000 I've got a website.

02:41:02.000 It's the Colossal Collective.

02:41:04.000 ColossalCollective.com.

02:41:05.000 So it's Colossal Concerns, not Colossus Concerns.

02:41:07.000 Oh yeah, I always get that wrong. 0.99

02:41:08.000 My missus goes mad at me every fucking time. 1.00

02:41:12.000 I get it wrong constantly on every fucking video I've done. 1.00

02:41:16.000 Everything. 0.98

02:41:17.000 We got it right.

02:41:17.000 Hang on, so what did I say?

02:41:19.000 ColossalCollective.com.

02:41:20.000 That's where my blogs, my podcast...

02:41:22.000 No, that's my blog.

02:41:24.000 ColossalCollective.

02:41:24.000 It's all in one place.

02:41:27.000 ColossalCollective.

02:41:27.000 Yeah, because this website I'm looking at right now is colossalconcerns.com.

02:41:31.000 Yeah, it's Colossal Collective.

02:41:32.000 So Colossal Collective has everything?

02:41:35.000 Dude, you're like a collective.

02:41:36.000 You are a collective.

02:41:37.000 You're a living collective.

02:41:38.000 That's what it's all about.

02:41:39.000 Yeah, I guess, right?

02:41:40.000 It is about marketing yourself, right?

02:41:42.000 No, definitely.

02:41:43.000 Did you feel like in Japan they had a different attitude towards people winning and losing than anywhere else in the world?

02:41:49.000 Massively, because it's part of their culture.

02:41:51.000 Yeah.

02:41:52.000 It's a samurai and it's fighting spirit. 1.00

02:41:54.000 Like my first fight, it's a fucking joke. 1.00

02:41:56.000 Running across the ring at a guy, you know, knock him over and he kicks my ass. 1.00

02:42:00.000 It's a fucking joke. 1.00

02:42:01.000 But what did they appreciate? 0.99

02:42:03.000 They appreciated that I fucking gave it everything and it was something different. 0.98

02:42:06.000 And in America, I'm a joke. 0.98

02:42:08.000 Okay.

02:42:09.000 But they gave me another chance, the Japanese, and I won my next couple of fights, and that gave me a chance to keep going, which I appreciate.

02:42:16.000 Well, it's fascinating that you've seen both ends of the spectrum.

02:42:20.000 You've seen the Japanese way of doing things where you respect the people who show warrior spirit and try, and then you've seen America.

02:42:28.000 You've got to get you to the hospital.

02:42:29.000 We've got to get you to the hospital.

02:42:31.000 James Thompson has gone to the hospital.

02:42:33.000 Apparently, he's almost dead.

02:42:35.000 Kimbo almost beat him to death.

02:42:36.000 And he's wearing Megan's.

02:42:38.000 Hey! 0.99

02:42:39.000 The video, the Megan's video.

02:42:41.000 Yeah, you have a campaign against skinny jeans. 0.91

02:42:43.000 Is that what it is?

02:42:43.000 Oh, well, it's men's fashion as a whole.

02:42:46.000 Men's fashion as a whole. 1.00

02:42:47.000 And fucking Alphanail. 1.00

02:42:50.000 Alphanail is created by the people. 0.99

02:42:51.000 It was originally created by the people that do Onnit.

02:42:53.000 Yeah, I know.

02:42:54.000 Sorry about that.

02:42:54.000 Sorry.

02:42:55.000 I made fun of them constantly.

02:42:57.000 Good.

02:42:57.000 Well listen, the guy, Aubrey, the guy I'm in business with is an awesome dude and it's a lot of guys in MMA wore makeup and wore nail polish, which is essentially makeup.

02:43:10.000 I mean, it is makeup.

02:43:11.000 I mean, it's makeup.

02:43:12.000 It's nail polish, but it's makeup.

02:43:13.000 What are you doing?

02:43:15.000 Not that colour of your toes.

02:43:16.000 Did you paint them that colour?

02:43:17.000 So your toenails don't crack.

02:43:19.000 Yeah, that's what they say.

02:43:20.000 But some guys actually do have, like, I think Frank Trigg might have been the one who started out.

02:43:25.000 He had, like, problems with his toenails.

02:43:26.000 I don't believe it.

02:43:28.000 Tate Fletcher used to always have his fingers crossed.

02:43:32.000 It was a thing that happened for a while when MMA sort of was, like, starting to...

02:43:37.000 And some guys still do it.

02:43:38.000 I notice it in fights.

02:43:40.000 Some guys still have their toenails painted.

02:43:42.000 Guys can do whatever they want, but I did this and obviously it's tongue and cheek. 0.98

02:43:46.000 But, you know, people can wear whatever the fuck they want.

02:43:48.000 But I do think men's fashion... 0.97

02:43:51.000 Yeah, and what we're saying, what you did, there's a video, it's men against meggings, right?

02:43:55.000 Yeah, men against meggings. 0.99

02:43:56.000 It's pretty funny, man.

02:43:57.000 You take the meggings off and you burn them.

02:43:59.000 Is that like those leggings pants?

02:44:02.000 Well, they're lycra.

02:44:04.000 They're lycra?

02:44:05.000 They're lycra. 0.99

02:44:07.000 They're like fucking tights for men, but they call themselves leggings. 0.99

02:44:10.000 You call them meggings. 1.00

02:44:12.000 That's a clever fucking twist. 0.99

02:44:13.000 Oh, right. 0.99

02:44:13.000 And men wear them on the street? 0.99

02:44:15.000 They walk around with them on?

02:44:17.000 You're not talking about the gym, right?

02:44:19.000 No.

02:44:19.000 Because a lot of guys wear them for training.

02:44:21.000 Don't get defensive.

02:44:22.000 Yeah, because I wear those for training.

02:44:24.000 And I'm like, am I a megging wearer? 0.81

02:44:26.000 Listen, at the end of the video, it's me being comfortable.

02:44:29.000 Look at that sweet little touch in those meggings. 1.00

02:44:32.000 It's the Andy Dick show.

02:44:35.000 Oh, Joe, come on.

02:44:37.000 Yeah, that's a good look for you.

02:44:39.000 I don't know why you're not embracing it.

02:44:42.000 So you take...

02:44:44.000 Look at that battle room. 0.99

02:44:45.000 What do these guys, when they have these magings, where do they put their wallet and shit? 0.99

02:44:49.000 That's a good question, Joe. 0.99

02:44:51.000 No fanny pack?

02:44:52.000 They're scared of a fanny pack.

02:44:54.000 Maybe that's the next step.

02:44:56.000 I'm not scared of a fanny pack.

02:44:57.000 I wear a fanny pack at the airport.

02:44:59.000 I do all the time.

02:45:00.000 I still do.

02:45:01.000 People see me with one.

02:45:02.000 They go, are you serious? 0.98

02:45:03.000 I'm like, yeah, I'm fucking serious. 0.97

02:45:05.000 Fanny packs are where it's at. 0.99

02:45:07.000 If you're not trying to get laid, and you're just carrying shit around, what do you care? 0.99

02:45:12.000 Why wouldn't you put a fanny pack on? 1.00

02:45:14.000 Yeah, I wear leggings.

02:45:16.000 Exactly.

02:45:17.000 You fancy leggings?

02:45:17.000 No.

02:45:18.000 That's where I draw the line.

02:45:20.000 God, that's what I'm saying.

02:45:21.000 That's where we need to draw the line. 0.98

02:45:23.000 But if you want to let everybody know that you're gay... 0.99

02:45:28.000 Wear the Meggings. 0.99

02:45:29.000 It's a good move. 0.96

02:45:30.000 I would say if you're a gay guy, you're letting people know what's up. 1.00

02:45:34.000 And the fucking ass cheeks. 1.00

02:45:35.000 Nothing wrong with that. 1.00

02:45:36.000 That's what they like.

02:45:38.000 Don't you like that?

02:45:38.000 Girls with yoga pants?

02:45:40.000 They like it too. 1.00

02:45:41.000 Your cock's all plastered to the side of your... 1.00

02:45:43.000 A little megging leg. 1.00

02:45:44.000 A light blue, like an ocean blue, like something you might see in the bay in Hawaii.

02:45:52.000 I can see that. 1.00

02:45:53.000 Just a nice, delicious, light blue meggings with your cock three-quarters hard pinned to the side of your leg. 1.00

02:46:00.000 Belly button piercing. 1.00

02:46:01.000 That's what I'm talking about.

02:46:02.000 Belly button piercing.

02:46:03.000 A dude with a belly button piercing.

02:46:05.000 Suspect number one.

02:46:07.000 On a ponytail.

02:46:09.000 Hey, who blew those people?

02:46:11.000 Is that a guy with a belly button ring?

02:46:13.000 Let's talk to him.

02:46:15.000 Alright, James Thompson.

02:46:16.000 It's been a fun time, man.

02:46:18.000 I've enjoyed it, mate.

02:46:19.000 It's been a bit surreal.

02:46:20.000 It's been great.

02:46:21.000 It's been fantastic.

02:46:22.000 Best of luck to you, man.

02:46:23.000 If you ever need us to promote anything, you want to get anything out there, and you want to come back and do it again, you want to tell some more stories, anything.

02:46:29.000 At J Colossus Twitter.

02:46:31.000 J Colossus Twitter.

02:46:33.000 And James, the Colossus Thompson for our Facebook.

02:46:36.000 But Colossal Concerns, if you're looking for the blog.

02:46:41.000 Colossal Collective.

02:46:43.000 ColossalCollective.com, Colossal Concerns is the blog.

02:46:47.000 J Colossus.

02:46:49.000 That's right, that's me.

02:46:50.000 That is you on Twitter.

02:46:51.000 Okay, so...

02:46:52.000 And what are you on Grindr?

02:46:53.000 Oh, I've got to give a...

02:46:54.000 Hey, easy! 1.00

02:46:56.000 You son of a bitch. 1.00

02:46:58.000 You son of a bitch. 1.00

02:47:00.000 You got what else? 1.00

02:47:00.000 What do you have to say? 1.00

02:47:01.000 I can't remember.

02:47:02.000 What are you saying about brain damage?

02:47:04.000 About what?

02:47:05.000 Brain damage.

02:47:06.000 Brain damage.

02:47:07.000 It's not good for you?

02:47:08.000 No, that's very true.

02:47:10.000 Makes you gamble.

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02:47:57.000 Go there and get your freak on.

02:47:59.000 Alright folks, we will see you next...

02:48:01.000 Well, we'll see you next show will be tomorrow with...

02:48:06.000 Powerful Brian Callen.

02:48:07.000 And then we also have a show with Dana White on Thursday.

02:48:11.000 And then Friday night, we've got the comedy show with Mad Flavor, who is also known as Joey motherfucking Diaz, and me.

02:48:20.000 And we will be at The Grove in Anaheim.

02:48:22.000 If you go to JoeRogan.net, you can find out all the ticket information.

02:48:27.000 And that's it, freaks. 0.57

02:48:28.000 We love the shit out of you, and we'll see you tomorrow, and we appreciate you very much. 0.96

02:48:31.000 Thank you.

02:48:32.000 Bye-bye.

The Joe Rogan Experience - February 19, 2013

Joe Rogan Experience #325 - James "The Colossus" Thompson

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