The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience #39 - Joey Diaz, Eddie Bravo (Part 2)

In this episode, we talk about how important it is to have a good guard in the UFC and why you need one. We also talk about the current state of the UFC in regards to guard development and what it means to be a top-10 guard in your division. We also give our thoughts on James Toney s win over Chael Sonnen at UFC 246 and why he was the perfect opponent for "The Notorious" Cowboy Cerrone in the main event of UFC 246. We finish the episode by talking about the upcoming UFC Fight Night Card and who we think is going to be the next big name to make it to the UFC Hall of Fame. If you like the podcast, please HIT SUBSCRIBE and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and we'll give you a shoutout. Thanks for listening and Happy Holidays! -The Guys Who Build It -Jon Bones Jones & Jon Bones Jones -J.J. Maxx Gracie -BJ vs Conor McGregor -Jorge Masvidal & Dana White -Canelo Alvarez vs Khabib vs Dana White -Javier Mendez vs Conor Gracie -The Worlds Best Jiu-Jitsu -Jemele Chances of a UFC Winner -James Toney vs Eddie Bravo & much much more! We hope you enjoy this episode and have a great rest of the week! Thank you so much for tuning in to the pod! and stay tuned for more episodes coming soon! -Jon & Jon & Jon. -Eddie . Jon and Jon talk about UFC 246, UFC 232, UFC 246 & UFC 246! . . . Jon talks about the UFC Card and much more!! Subscribe to our upcoming episodes! Subscribe and review us on Podchaserx <3 Thanks Jon and much love, Jon and John talk about our new podcast, , and much much love Jon and his life! ~Jon talks about some other stuff. Jon & John talks about his new book "The Truth about Jiu Jitsu and the future of the MMA Game, and how he's going to get a little bit more... in the next episode ...and much more. JB talks about it all! Jon gives it all in depth! , J. talks about how to get it all out there!

00:00:00.000 ...out there have the answer, a real solid answer for the Chael Sonnens.

00:00:06.000 But isn't that weird that BJ would not have a guard like that?

00:00:10.000 That he wouldn't have this ninja assassin guard?

00:00:12.000 Like Shinya Yoki?

00:00:13.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:00:14.000 Like...

00:00:15.000 You know why?

00:00:15.000 Because he didn't...

00:00:17.000 And I would say this.

00:00:18.000 I mean, I've told this to BJ, too.

00:00:20.000 I'm like, you know what?

00:00:20.000 If you stay at 55, there's really no reason to master any kind of guard.

00:00:24.000 Just get back up.

00:00:25.000 You're better than everybody standing up.

00:00:27.000 Nobody at 55 can take you down.

00:00:29.000 Even big wrestlers can't take you down. 1.00

00:00:31.000 I even thought he doesn't really need to focus on his guard.

00:00:34.000 I thought he didn't need to develop.

00:00:37.000 He was interested in the rubber guard, and he fucks with it a little bit.

00:00:41.000 You know what I mean? 0.99

00:00:42.000 But I'm sure he felt like no one's going to put me on my fucking back. 0.96

00:00:45.000 And maybe now, now that he knows, like, shit, these fighters are getting so much better and there's so many wrestlers out there, you really have to have the answer for Chael Sonnen and for, like, Frankie Edgar and for these elite wrestlers, like what he did to Florian. 0.98

00:01:00.000 He took them down and got on top. 0.93

00:01:03.000 When they talk about your guard, the only answer for the elite wrestler, and they're all over the top ten of every UFC weight division, the only answer, or one of the only, there's only a couple answers.

00:01:15.000 And one of them is having a, when they talk about your guard, they don't say that it's just, oh man, he's got an okay guard, it's a decent guard. 0.93

00:01:22.000 They have to say your guard is a fucking amazing, like, don't go on his guard. 0.84

00:01:26.000 Your guard has to be like Ryan Hall. 0.98

00:01:28.000 Your guard has to be like Shinya Yoke. 0.99

00:01:30.000 You don't want to fucking be, you're afraid. 0.97

00:01:32.000 Like Anthony Pettis and Shane Roller, when Anthony Pettis slapped on that triangle. 0.99

00:01:36.000 Exactly.

00:01:36.000 You have to have a super dangerous guard.

00:01:39.000 If people don't talk about your guard like it's amazing and it's fucking crazy, wicked, and it's one of the best guards in your division, then you're not good enough. 0.55

00:01:48.000 You don't have the answer for the elite wrestler. 0.88

00:01:51.000 Most of the time.

00:01:52.000 Sometimes you throw up a, you know, a pop triangle and it lands.

00:01:56.000 Like Anderson Silva made it work in the fifth round.

00:01:59.000 Chris Lieben made that pop triangle work in, you know, the Noguera style of triangle.

00:02:03.000 It worked.

00:02:04.000 That works.

00:02:04.000 It does work, but not at the highest rate.

00:02:09.000 You know, there's a lot of other things that you could do as well to add to that already game, you know, to those Noguera triangles.

00:02:15.000 You could mix it all up.

00:02:16.000 There's a lot of things you can do.

00:02:17.000 Just look at what Shinya Yoki has done.

00:02:19.000 Look at what Dustin Hazlett has done.

00:02:21.000 Look at what Matt Horwich has done.

00:02:23.000 Just pay attention.

00:02:24.000 It's out there.

00:02:25.000 You can watch it on YouTube.

00:02:27.000 You can do it too.

00:02:28.000 You need to have the answer for the elite wrestler.

00:02:31.000 And, man, having a crazy, wicked guard can be the answer.

00:02:36.000 What do you think about James Toney? 0.77

00:02:38.000 I ran into the gas station.

00:02:41.000 It's amazing that you lived in the same hood.

00:02:44.000 You know, I was pulling for him at first.

00:02:46.000 Were you?

00:02:46.000 Well, I thought that these MMA guys really didn't know.

00:02:51.000 When you're a boxer and you're that high a rate of a boxer, you really don't know. 0.99

00:02:55.000 These guys can hit in their hands and their timing and their fights and shit. 0.90

00:02:59.000 But when I watched the countdown was when I was like, he didn't work. 0.98

00:03:04.000 He didn't work.

00:03:04.000 He got a great opportunity to represent boxing, but he didn't work.

00:03:08.000 You don't think he worked out?

00:03:09.000 Lost a lot of weight.

00:03:11.000 He lost 15 pounds in five months.

00:03:14.000 If you're rolling, Eddie's student lost 60 in a couple months. 0.93

00:03:17.000 If you're really fucking rolling, and let's say you take this guy on, you got four months. 0.94

00:03:21.000 The first month, all you're doing with him, you're not working his hands. 0.96

00:03:24.000 They're already there.

00:03:25.000 So you're basically working him getting up and just rolling.

00:03:28.000 Little things.

00:03:30.000 Surviving on the back.

00:03:31.000 Surviving.

00:03:31.000 Right there.

00:03:32.000 All those things.

00:03:33.000 All day. 0.99

00:03:33.000 You know, when I used to go to judo when I was a kid, I was skinny as shit. 0.99

00:03:36.000 Because the hardest thing about judo isn't flipping. 0.99

00:03:38.000 It's every time you get up and fucking down. 0.98

00:03:40.000 You get up and down 50 times a day. 0.99

00:03:42.000 You'll get skinny.

00:03:43.000 This guy didn't do that.

00:03:45.000 He got some guy from the FBI to come in and train him.

00:03:47.000 That guy? 1.00

00:03:48.000 You know, what the fuck? 1.00

00:03:49.000 Oh, he's dangerous. 1.00

00:03:50.000 Did you see that shit? 1.00

00:03:51.000 You know, I'm in Hollywood with Liddell. 1.00

00:03:54.000 I'm rolling.

00:03:54.000 I'm rolling with Einstein.

00:03:56.000 I'm learning the basics.

00:03:57.000 Bro, how much can I learn in four months to get me out of a mess?

00:04:01.000 That's what I'm learning.

00:04:02.000 He didn't know any better.

00:04:03.000 He didn't know. 0.99

00:04:04.000 He didn't know when he got a guy from the FBI that God knows that they fucking paid him. 0.91

00:04:08.000 Have you ever seen that guy who trained the Kempo videos of him online? 0.94

00:04:12.000 Doing Kempo?

00:04:13.000 With who?

00:04:13.000 Where guys come behind him and cut his legs and stuff.

00:04:15.000 James Toney?

00:04:16.000 The guy who trained James Toney?

00:04:18.000 Yeah, it's on the underground.

00:04:19.000 Is James Toney actually doing it?

00:04:20.000 Well, I mean, look, the guy set up a program for him, but what does the guy know for real?

00:04:25.000 What he really needed to do was go to Colorado Springs and train at the Olympic Training Center. 0.98

00:04:29.000 You need to get a guy who's a fucking jujitsu master to come with him. 0.98

00:04:32.000 Okay, these guys are going to take you down. 0.99

00:04:33.000 You're going to do your best to stop the takedown.

00:04:35.000 Then once they get you taken down, then you're going to work your guard.

00:04:37.000 That's what you need to do.

00:04:38.000 Just get taken down and try to submit those.

00:04:40.000 I got a guy from the FBI, man.

00:04:41.000 He's from the Federal Bureau of Instigation, man. 0.99

00:04:45.000 He takes down motherfuckers all the time on a daily basis. 0.98

00:04:48.000 When I watched the countdown show, what was very clear to me is that the guys he was working out with We're letting him do things for the camera and that they weren't elite grapplers. 0.99

00:04:57.000 They were letting him do things.

00:04:58.000 I was like, ah!

00:04:59.000 It was a demonstration.

00:05:00.000 Anytime James rolled over, like, ah, I can't believe he's doing this.

00:05:04.000 It's like they were letting him do it.

00:05:05.000 They were putting on a show and letting James throw them around. 0.96

00:05:07.000 I was like, this is silly.

00:05:09.000 He might not know anything about grappling.

00:05:11.000 There was this dude that fought Javi Vasquez back at my first King of the Cage show in 2000. He comes out and claims he's a Brazilian jiu-jitsu black belt.

00:05:19.000 He's this French karate guy.

00:05:20.000 And he thought back then, he just thought it was 2000. Like, you could just say shit like that. 1.00

00:05:24.000 And so Javi said, I'll take the... 0.99

00:05:26.000 He said he's been training jiu-jitsu 12 years and he's a black belt under Hoist Gracie.

00:05:29.000 That's what he was telling Terry Tribblecock.

00:05:31.000 And Terry's going, I think we got a live one here.

00:05:33.000 He calls up Hoist Gracie Academy.

00:05:34.000 They never heard of the guy. 0.97

00:05:35.000 The guy's bullshitting. 0.53

00:05:36.000 He's trying to scare Javi into going to the ground with him. 0.65

00:05:39.000 And Javi was a purple belt, but a mad destroyer on the local Southern California scene.

00:05:45.000 He would go up to Santa Cruz as well and smash. 0.99

00:05:48.000 He was the fucking destroyer of the purple belts division. 0.99

00:05:51.000 And there wasn't very many browns and blacks at that point. 1.00

00:05:53.000 And he was going to go against this guy who claimed to be a black belt.

00:05:57.000 Dude, Javi took him down, and the guy had no training, dude.

00:06:01.000 Zero.

00:06:02.000 He just laid flat on his back, and he tapped really quick.

00:06:05.000 Javi pounded him a couple times, and he just tapped, and it was over. 0.99

00:06:07.000 It's like, what the fuck was that? 0.99

00:06:09.000 That's an interesting story, but a much more interesting story is the other guy that we know. 0.99

00:06:15.000 Yes.

00:06:17.000 Yes, yeah, there was a dude we knew his his fake name was Rafael Tori.

00:06:23.000 Yeah, but his real name was his real name Damn, I don't remember but he told people he he taught karate did karate his whole life And he taught karate and he told people he was a black belt in Brazilian Jiu-jitsu This guy Eddie was hanging around with this guy.

00:06:37.000 They were you were he was doing it was half Brazilian He said the website, right? 0.77

00:06:40.000 He was a writer No, he was a writer.

00:06:43.000 He was probably one of the most popular journalists back then on the underground.

00:06:48.000 I mean, Rafael Toro was all over the underground.

00:06:50.000 It was 2000. It was still in the dark ages.

00:06:52.000 So it was easy for a guy to bust up.

00:06:54.000 And he was on speed all the time.

00:06:55.000 I didn't know this until, like, you know...

00:06:57.000 So he would work hard. 1.00

00:06:58.000 Dude, he would always have shit and Pride loved him. 1.00

00:07:00.000 He always had reports. 1.00

00:07:01.000 He always had interviews.

00:07:03.000 He would always speed it up.

00:07:04.000 Oh, dude, he was probably one of the top three writers in all of MMA. Well, I remember he was very productive and he was doing his version of gonzo journalism for MMA, like asking MMA fighters if they like anal sex. 0.99

00:07:16.000 It was like being real crazy. 1.00

00:07:17.000 Yeah, that was my shit. 0.99

00:07:18.000 So it turned out that this dude wasn't really a black belt at all. 0.99

00:07:22.000 And he wasn't half Brazilian.

00:07:26.000 Yeah, it was all crazy.

00:07:27.000 We were driving and Eddie had this confrontation with him on the phone.

00:07:30.000 To make a long story short, homeboy winds up killing some dude, strangling him to death. 0.68

00:07:36.000 The husband of this chick that he's banging... 0.84

00:07:39.000 And he winds up going to jail for it. 0.99

00:07:41.000 I mean, he was a murderer.

00:07:43.000 He got this guy...

00:07:45.000 For insurance money, dude.

00:07:46.000 Yeah.

00:07:47.000 Really?

00:07:47.000 Yeah.

00:07:48.000 The wife of this guy that he strangled, they decided to set this up and he choked the guy to death.

00:07:55.000 Yeah. 0.96

00:07:56.000 Killed the guy with a rear naked choke. 0.96

00:07:57.000 How ironic is it that his black belt wasn't legit, but he killed someone with a rear naked choke. 0.96

00:08:03.000 Yeah.

00:08:03.000 You know what I mean?

00:08:05.000 Poor guy.

00:08:06.000 He did the job.

00:08:07.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:08:07.000 Poor guy he killed and trained at all and probably didn't even see it coming.

00:08:09.000 He just jumped him and choked the shit out of him. 0.99

00:08:12.000 Can you imagine, Matt, man? 1.00

00:08:13.000 Your fucking wife is banging some other dude and that dude comes to your house and kills you. 1.00

00:08:17.000 He didn't go to his house. 1.00

00:08:18.000 He lured him into his gym.

00:08:19.000 Yep, to his gym.

00:08:20.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:08:22.000 Fuck. 1.00

00:08:22.000 I testified on that trial. 1.00

00:08:24.000 Did you really?

00:08:25.000 Yes!

00:08:25.000 You had to go to court?

00:08:26.000 I had to go to court and just finger him.

00:08:28.000 They called to me.

00:08:29.000 They called me.

00:08:29.000 The cops called me because I called Gerald once.

00:08:32.000 And when I was talking to Gerald on the phone, the phone was being tapped.

00:08:35.000 And Gerald and I are talking about his possibility of him fighting the UFC. Who does he want to fight?

00:08:41.000 This and that.

00:08:42.000 And Rafael Torre's name comes up.

00:08:44.000 And I'm like, what's going on with that dude?

00:08:45.000 And so Gerald was being tapped.

00:08:49.000 different people about it and then everybody that he talked to on the phone they had to talk to the cops but I didn't really know anything I didn't know the guy I just knew the guy through Eddie fortunately I don't want to fucking go to court about that so what did you have to say? 0.99

00:09:04.000 yeah that guy's fake He's a liar. 0.93

00:09:06.000 Basically, he's not Rafael Torres. 0.96

00:09:08.000 I forget the questions they made me ask, but dude, I hung out with that.

00:09:11.000 He was always brought in on whatever show I was commentating, whether it was King of the Cage or Pride, or even Too Hot to Handle.

00:09:18.000 He was always the reporter who's going to blow up.

00:09:20.000 Too Hot to Handle was in Holland, right? 0.95

00:09:22.000 Yeah, that's the one I talked about with Boss Ruten.

00:09:24.000 Yeah, it was him and Boss.

00:09:25.000 Dude, and he was so busy.

00:09:27.000 He was so amped up on speed.

00:09:28.000 He always had articles and...

00:09:30.000 To blow up shows, you bring Raphael Torre, and he'll blow it all up all over the internet right now.

00:09:34.000 Always on speed, huh?

00:09:35.000 Yep.

00:09:36.000 How'd you find out he was always on speed?

00:09:37.000 It came out later.

00:09:39.000 You know in the trial? 0.97

00:09:40.000 Ari took an Adderall and says it's the fucking greatest thing ever for getting things done. 1.00

00:09:47.000 He said he just cleaned out his whole house. 0.99

00:09:48.000 It's like speed, dude.

00:09:49.000 Why does speed help you get organized?

00:09:52.000 How does that work? 0.99

00:09:53.000 How does it give you fucking energy? 1.00

00:09:55.000 What the fuck? 1.00

00:09:56.000 You feel like you can do anything. 1.00

00:09:57.000 You just want to paint the fucking house. 1.00

00:09:58.000 You want to go to college. 1.00

00:10:00.000 Let's drive to fucking Louisiana. 1.00

00:10:02.000 You know what I mean? 1.00

00:10:03.000 Is it bad for you?

00:10:04.000 Is it bad for you?

00:10:05.000 Dude.

00:10:06.000 Come on, it's gotta be.

00:10:07.000 It's gotta be, right?

00:10:07.000 It's gotta be.

00:10:08.000 What comes up must come down, right?

00:10:09.000 Dude, anything that speeds you out has gotta be bad for you.

00:10:11.000 That's like super, but it's not just super speeds you out, it makes you really organized.

00:10:14.000 Robert Schimmel told me once, he took one accidentally, and he said he just started organizing all of his notes.

00:10:19.000 That's what happens when you do speed, too.

00:10:21.000 You work.

00:10:22.000 I would think that you could use that, though, as a tool, if you could really make sure you didn't do too much of it and didn't fuck up your whole system and short-circuit everything.

00:10:31.000 Every now and then.

00:10:32.000 But the problem is you come down so hard that you want more.

00:10:36.000 Do you come down hard from Adderall?

00:10:38.000 I don't know about Adderall, but anything speedy usually comes up.

00:10:40.000 Anything that goes up comes down.

00:10:41.000 Oh yeah, hard.

00:10:42.000 I have a buddy who's on it every day.

00:10:44.000 Are you?

00:10:44.000 What does he say?

00:10:45.000 I have a buddy who's on it every day.

00:10:46.000 He said he loves it.

00:10:46.000 Helps him organize.

00:10:47.000 Helps him work. 0.97

00:10:48.000 And he's pretty fucking ambitious. 0.81

00:10:50.000 He's a hard worker. 0.96

00:10:50.000 But he said he was just really listless and couldn't get anything going on. 0.96

00:10:54.000 And they got him on the Adderall.

00:10:56.000 And then BAM! You know, he just couldn't focus and concentrate on things.

00:10:59.000 He just had a hard time committing to things and concentrating on things.

00:11:01.000 Who knows?

00:11:02.000 Maybe it works different than speed, because speed somehow...

00:11:05.000 I don't know how it works, really.

00:11:07.000 Well, caffeine is speed, and that's the fuel of the capitalist society.

00:11:10.000 I mean, look, we're the people who drink coffee every day.

00:11:14.000 In every union contract, they negotiate a time where you could take a drug. 1.00

00:11:19.000 There's a fucking coffee break. 0.99

00:11:20.000 Union contracts have coffee break time. 1.00

00:11:23.000 What is a coffee break?

00:11:24.000 Coffee break is when you're at work. 0.99

00:11:25.000 It's fucking 11 a.m. 0.99

00:11:26.000 It's not quite lunch yet. 0.99

00:11:27.000 Coffee truck pulls up and you get a chance to take fucking 5-10 minutes off and fuel up on some stimulants. 0.93

00:11:33.000 It's good for the company. 0.97

00:11:34.000 You come back all jazzed and charged.

00:11:36.000 And you work harder, you feel better, and you feel like you got another little break.

00:11:41.000 Union things is one thing they figured out that was smart.

00:11:44.000 Look, everybody doesn't have to be a slave.

00:11:45.000 People will go against unions, say unions fuck up business, and unions, they don't work hard, and they make too much money, and blah, blah, blah.

00:11:52.000 They make work easier, and that's good. 1.00

00:11:55.000 It's not good to have people work like fucking slaves. 0.99

00:11:58.000 Wouldn't it be better if they got a little bit less done, but everybody was more happy? 1.00

00:12:01.000 Wouldn't that be better?

00:12:02.000 If they get a nice coffee break and get to relax for an hour for lunch, where they don't feel like they're getting tortured all day. 0.99

00:12:07.000 Maybe if they have some shit to do during lunch, they can go somewhere and fucking pay a bill or pick up a fucking thing that they were supposed to buy. 0.99

00:12:14.000 How fast do those hours go by? 1.00

00:12:16.000 God damn it. 0.99

00:12:17.000 The hour break? 1.00

00:12:18.000 Hour break ain't shit. 0.99

00:12:19.000 We're talking about coffee break. 0.99

00:12:20.000 Is it smoke break yet?

00:12:21.000 Is it 420? 0.99

00:12:22.000 It's 420 on the knock, bitches. 1.00

00:12:23.000 We gotta get the fuck out of here. 1.00

00:12:25.000 It's 420 on the dot. 0.92

00:12:26.000 It is.

00:12:27.000 That's how Joey ends it. 1.00

00:12:28.000 I don't fuck around. 0.99

00:12:28.000 I said Joe Rogan, this podcast, 2 to 420. That's the move. 0.99

00:12:31.000 420, we gotta do it. 0.98

00:12:32.000 Because 420, I got shit to do and people to see. 0.98

00:12:34.000 You know what I'm saying? 0.98

00:12:36.000 You know what? 0.97

00:12:36.000 I didn't even fucking thank the pot, the fleshlight, for sponsoring this. 0.97

00:12:39.000 Are we doing this next Wednesday, though? 1.00

00:12:41.000 Fuck yeah, son. 1.00

00:12:42.000 Next Wednesday, doing this as often as we can. 1.00

00:12:44.000 And this fucking, this camera sucks, man. 1.00

00:12:47.000 I got a camera that auto-focuses. 1.00

00:12:50.000 And so there you go.

00:12:50.000 You got to move before it goes into focus again.

00:12:53.000 Hey, we'd like to thank the flashlight. 1.00

00:12:55.000 Don't fuck your hand no more. 1.00

00:12:57.000 Fuck the flashlight. 1.00

00:12:57.000 You know what I'm saying? 1.00

00:12:58.000 Why fuck your hands? 1.00

00:12:59.000 They're worn out after 18 years. 1.00

00:13:01.000 Give them a fucking break. 1.00

00:13:02.000 Work your muffler with that and you can fuck the flashlight straight up. 1.00

00:13:05.000 It comes in colors. 0.99

00:13:06.000 What's the website, Joe Rogan?

00:13:07.000 Fleshlight.com.

00:13:09.000 And listen, Joey's not even speaking to the Voice of Experience. 0.99

00:13:12.000 I personally have fucked one. 0.99

00:13:13.000 I've never fucked the flashlight. 1.00

00:13:15.000 Fleshlight. 0.99

00:13:16.000 Eddie Bravo's fucked one. 0.99

00:13:17.000 Yeah, I've had one for a while. 0.99

00:13:18.000 But I've had like a fake flashlight.

00:13:20.000 I've had this thing, the tarantella.

00:13:21.000 When you do it like this, then you roll it like this. 0.99

00:13:23.000 It's kind of like a fucking flashlight. 0.99

00:13:25.000 So, send me one, cocksuck, and I'll use it on camera. 1.00

00:13:28.000 That's how I roll. 1.00

00:13:28.000 And yes, people on Twitter, please stop sending me the video of the chimp fucking the monkey like it's a flesh. 1.00

00:13:32.000 Or the monkey fucking the frog. 0.99

00:13:34.000 A flashlight is probably better than a frog. 0.99

00:13:36.000 Yeah, we need to get those chimps frogs. 0.97

00:13:38.000 Dude, what if the frog feels awesome?

00:13:41.000 Would you do it?

00:13:42.000 No.

00:13:43.000 Come up for the show?

00:13:43.000 No.

00:13:44.000 No, I don't want to fuck a frog. 1.00

00:13:45.000 But it didn't die. 1.00

00:13:47.000 It's got to kill the frog. 0.70

00:13:47.000 Maybe it doesn't. 0.70

00:13:48.000 Maybe it deep throats it. 1.00

00:13:49.000 Have you seen the size of their fucking throats? 1.00

00:13:51.000 Have you ever seen that? 1.00

00:13:52.000 There's a girl, iDeepthroat.com.

00:13:54.000 I think her name is Heather. 0.99

00:13:55.000 She's like famous online for her ability to swallow cock. 1.00

00:13:58.000 It's always her husband's cock. 1.00

00:13:59.000 It's always like he films her sucking his dick all over the world, right? 1.00

00:14:03.000 In bathrooms, everywhere. 1.00

00:14:04.000 And she just goes straight down to the balls. 1.00

00:14:06.000 These guys got a big dick. 1.00

00:14:07.000 She goes straight down to the balls and just licking his balls while his dick just disappears in her mouth. 1.00

00:14:11.000 But the problem is you see a girl like that in video. 1.00

00:14:13.000 Totally sets up your expectations.

00:14:15.000 Way too high.

00:14:16.000 How many chicks can do that? 1.00

00:14:18.000 Is she sponsored by Fleshlight?

00:14:19.000 No.

00:14:20.000 That's the bits that should be sponsored by Fleshlight.

00:14:21.000 No, she's a human Fleshlight. 1.00

00:14:23.000 She can't get to anybody until she gets to your town. 1.00

00:14:27.000 Use the Fleshlight.

00:14:28.000 That's right.

00:14:28.000 What?

00:14:29.000 Love you, cocksuckers. 0.99

00:14:31.000 Anyway, if you go to Fleshlight.com, there's a link. 0.97

00:14:34.000 If you go to JoeRogan.net, supposedly, if you go off that link, you get 15% off and It really is better than beating off.

00:14:41.000 That's my point.

00:14:41.000 You know you beat off.

00:14:42.000 I do too.

00:14:43.000 You know we all do.

00:14:45.000 Just stop being shy.

00:14:47.000 Get one of those.

00:14:47.000 It's excellent.

00:14:48.000 If $60 is well invested, you'll enjoy your nut sessions.

00:14:52.000 To the creators of Fleshlight, you guys need to think of a thing where you can close it up and then throw it into your washer and it washes through on its own.

00:15:02.000 It's the cleanup.

00:15:03.000 Take notes. 0.99

00:15:04.000 It's the cleanup that sucks. 0.78

00:15:06.000 Yeah, it's a little annoying, but it's worth it.

00:15:08.000 You can put it in a dishwasher, you know what I mean?

00:15:09.000 You can't be lazy, bro.

00:15:11.000 You can't have a self-cleaning flashlight. 1.00

00:15:13.000 The last thing I want to do after a nut from a jerk-off session is clean some shit up. 0.99

00:15:17.000 Is that my Samurai DVD? Samurai CD. Yeah. 0.99

00:15:20.000 And we didn't give them a music video this week either.

00:15:22.000 We'll give you one next week.

00:15:22.000 That's on Musashi.

00:15:23.000 I love you, cocksuckers. 1.00

00:15:25.000 Miyamoto Musashi, a film by Hiroshi Inagaki. 0.97

00:15:30.000 A 10th Planet Kush 19 is up right now.

00:15:33.000 Just went up today.

00:15:33.000 10th Planet Kush 19 on YouTube.

00:15:35.000 Thank you everybody who came to Boston this week. 0.98

00:15:37.000 We had a great fucking time at the Wilbur Theatre. 0.97

00:15:38.000 That was awesome. 0.98

00:15:39.000 Thank you everybody that tunes into the podcast. 0.99

00:15:41.000 I love you bitches. 1.00

00:15:43.000 And we will continue to provide free entertainment to you as long as it's fun and it's fun as fuck. 1.00

00:15:49.000 So we're going to keep doing it. 0.96

00:15:50.000 Thank you very much everybody.

The Joe Rogan Experience - September 02, 2010

Joe Rogan Experience #39 - Joey Diaz, Eddie Bravo (Part 2)

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