The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience #4 - Brian Redban

00:07:23.000 So the DSL is gone and now I got cable and cable's fast as fuck.

00:07:28.000 So we're going to be able to air videos and shit while it's going on.

00:07:33.000 And my mom designed my office purple shades, bro.

00:07:38.000 What's wrong with purple?

00:07:39.000 It's a beautiful color.

00:07:40.000 You don't like that color?

00:07:42.000 It should be fucking black dude with skulls like your fucking shirt, bro. 0.99

00:07:47.000 There's nothing wrong with purple, my friend.

00:07:49.000 It's a beautiful color.

00:07:50.000 And there's Brian.

00:07:51.000 See Brian in the corner there?

00:07:52.000 Brian is actually right next to me, but he's getting face fucked by that advertisement.

00:07:56.000 You're going to get face fucked.

00:07:57.000 You should move yourself up.

00:07:59.000 Hi, I'm over here now.

00:08:01.000 Can you move yourself up right next to me?

00:08:02.000 There we go.

00:08:03.000 That's better, because you're not going to get fucked by that.

00:08:05.000 No, don't go all the way up there.

00:08:07.000 No, right in the middle.

00:08:07.000 Right there.

00:08:08.000 Move over towards my head more.

00:08:10.000 Look over this way.

00:08:11.000 No, this way.

00:08:11.000 Right.

00:08:12.000 This way?

00:08:13.000 Hi.

00:08:15.000 There we go.

00:08:16.000 Perfect.

00:08:17.000 That's Brian.

00:08:18.000 Brian's right next to me.

00:08:18.000 Anyway, we're just talking about the internet being an awesome...

00:08:24.000 I mean, to be able to communicate with people directly like this, to be able to get the answers to any question at any time, to me, it's the greatest fucking thing in the world.

00:08:33.000 I spend most of my day staring at a screen, reading stories, watching fucking YouTube videos.

00:08:40.000 I swear I've learned more from the internet, more from just being on message boards than I ever have from, you know, from other shit.

00:08:48.000 I've gotten into all sorts of different subjects because of message boards, you know, and wound up, you know, being fans of musicians and comedians and people I would have never heard of if it wasn't for message boards.

00:08:59.000 It's like a whole online party.

00:09:00.000 I meet more people online than I do in real life now.

00:09:03.000 Fuck yeah.

00:09:04.000 And I don't just live in my house.

00:09:05.000 I go out a lot.

00:09:06.000 But it's just more people interested in the same things I like and get to know them better on the internet.

00:09:11.000 Yeah, well, the internet allows you, when someone posts for a long time, like you watch, especially a message board community, you get to see how they interact with other people.

00:09:19.000 You get to see what happens when they're challenged on their ideas.

00:09:23.000 You get to see what they're made of.

00:09:24.000 It's really interesting.

00:09:26.000 The way people write is different than the way they talk.

00:09:30.000 Because people can think they're slick.

00:09:31.000 And they could try to bullshit you by really patiently scribing out their words, but they're not tricking you eventually.

00:09:38.000 Eventually, that shit just comes out because they don't realize how douchey they are. 0.99

00:09:42.000 They don't realize.

00:09:43.000 They think they're not douchey, but in your writing, the douchey always comes out.

00:09:47.000 It's like this is your, it's your expression is almost like a pronoun of you.

00:09:51.000 It's like, it's like, you know, like your DNA or something like that.

00:09:54.000 Yeah.

00:09:55.000 And plus Google helps too because then you catch a lot of people bullshit.

00:09:55.000 You know what I mean?

00:09:59.000 You know, like.

00:10:03.000 Wait, what are you talking about?

00:10:04.000 Check out these photos.

00:10:05.000 Yeah.

00:10:06.000 People love to talk shit.

00:10:07.000 People love to pretend that they know things.

00:10:09.000 Nobody wants to pretend that they're fucking clueless.

00:10:11.000 You know, everybody wants to be the wizard.

00:10:13.000 Everybody wants to be the smartest man in the world.

00:10:15.000 You know, nobody could just be a person.

00:10:18.000 You know, it's real interesting, man.

00:10:20.000 It's real interesting.

00:10:21.000 But people love to talk shit.

00:10:23.000 And for the longest time, they just got away with it.

00:10:26.000 For the longest time, people can bullshit.

00:10:28.000 I got a text message from someone.

00:10:29.000 This chump's just coming in. 1.00

00:10:31.000 From Chandra?

00:10:33.000 Are you with Joe?

00:10:34.000 So any chance of doing a Miami interview?

00:10:36.000 Tell that bitch, we're doing a podcast. 1.00

00:10:39.000 She should know.

00:10:40.000 Three to five is podcast.

00:10:42.000 I say, bitch, with the highest level of affection. 1.00

00:10:45.000 It's all just in fun.

00:10:47.000 Ladies and gentlemen, so what do we got here?

00:10:53.000 Check out some stuff.

00:10:54.000 So have you seen any of the photos or videos of the hurricane damage?

00:10:58.000 You mean the earthquake in Haiti?

00:11:00.000 Our earthquake, yeah.

00:11:00.000 I'm sorry.

00:11:01.000 No, I haven't seen that, man.

00:11:02.000 I heard the CNN thing that I got on my phone.

00:11:05.000 I get breaking important news stories on my phone.

00:11:07.000 The last one I got before this one was that Simon Cowell is quitting American Idol.

00:11:12.000 Mike, you motherfucker.

00:11:13.000 That's awful too, though.

00:11:14.000 That's awful news.

00:11:15.000 Is it awful news?

00:11:16.000 Dude, if you watch American Idol without, that's the only point reason to watch it is watching Simon bash people, the things that he says, I think.

00:11:23.000 Really?

00:11:24.000 Yeah, right now, dude, he was saying that he's a bad person.

00:11:25.000 What about Ryan Seacrest and his beautiful hair?

00:11:29.000 Was he saying some brutal shit?

00:11:30.000 Dude, genius.

00:11:31.000 He's a genius.

00:11:33.000 He's hilarious.

00:11:33.000 He's one of the best.

00:11:35.000 Okay, I need to watch him more often.

00:11:35.000 Really?

00:11:37.000 I don't have a good opinion of him.

00:11:40.000 My opinion of him is that he's always mean to these people that are trying hard to, like, and they suck.

00:11:44.000 You know, like, he can't.

00:11:46.000 I mean, I guess he can be mean, but, you know, why do it?

00:11:49.000 They're all fucked in the head, you know?

00:11:51.000 I mean, I think it's kind of funny, but that guy puts out a lot of negative energy.

00:11:55.000 Well, he's just blatantly honest.

00:11:56.000 He's like, he is blatantly honest.

00:11:58.000 He's mean about it, isn't he?

00:11:59.000 He's not really mean.

00:12:01.000 He's just so honest that it's mean.

00:12:02.000 You know what I mean?

00:12:03.000 Like, he's really interesting what he says because, like, he'll say something.

00:12:06.000 Well, he's dead right, too.

00:12:08.000 He's dead right.

00:12:09.000 100% of the time.

00:12:09.000 Dead right.

00:12:10.000 I've only watched it like literally twice.

00:12:13.000 And one that I can remember.

00:12:14.000 When I was so high, I don't even know what happened.

00:12:16.000 But one I can remember.

00:12:18.000 And it was just painfully, you know, clueless people who are just trying to be like the shit.

00:12:24.000 And they get out there and they don't even know that they have no talent whatsoever.

00:12:27.000 But I know so many people like that from stand-up comedy.

00:12:31.000 We all know dudes from stand-up comedy who never feel like they're bombing.

00:12:35.000 In the beginning, you'd have done open mic nights.

00:12:37.000 You know what it's like.

00:12:38.000 There's some people in open mic night communities that are crazy and they really think they're good.

00:12:42.000 And they would love to have an opportunity to do something like American Idol for stand-up.

00:12:45.000 They would get up there and go fucking crazy and be upset.

00:12:48.000 And just like those American Idol people are, they get fucking mad.

00:12:52.000 I've seen some people, they leave that Simon Cowell dude and start fucking crying and wailing and yelling at him.

00:12:59.000 You don't know shit, Simon.

00:13:00.000 You know, they get fucking angry, man.

00:13:02.000 Black women especially. 1.00

00:13:04.000 Right?

00:13:04.000 I don't even know if black women especially.

00:13:06.000 I've seen two fucking episodes.

00:13:07.000 What am I talking about?

00:13:08.000 I saw a couple of black brothers get mad, though.

00:13:12.000 I'm not a huge fan or anything, but every time I see an episode, I'm just bawling how hilarious it is.

00:13:18.000 So he's going to do his own show called the X Factor.

00:13:18.000 Wow.

00:13:20.000 He's basically all of the duels, supposedly.

00:13:23.000 And so he's pretty much going to leave.

00:13:25.000 Why not have Paula Abdul? 1.00

00:13:27.000 They're like, she's incompetent. 1.00

00:13:27.000 Are they stupid? 1.00

00:13:28.000 Yeah, that's part of the fun, man.

00:13:30.000 You need to pill that bitch up and just prop her up. 1.00

00:13:33.000 Just shove a broom up her ass and push her forward and get her in front of the camera. 1.00

00:13:37.000 Let her talk crazy. 1.00

00:13:38.000 That's part of the fun of the show, right?

00:13:40.000 Isn't it?

00:13:40.000 Yeah, I think so.

00:13:41.000 I don't have a lot of fun.

00:13:42.000 YouTube clips that I would get.

00:13:44.000 Like, people send me one of them occasionally.

00:13:46.000 Like the one where she said your first song, it was really cool, but your second song I didn't like.

00:13:51.000 And they were like, he only just sang one song.

00:13:54.000 Like, she's so fucking whacked out of it. 0.93

00:13:56.000 Well, you know why, right?

00:13:57.000 She was in a car accident.

00:13:58.000 Right.

00:13:59.000 And they're like, real, supposedly, if it's like real pain.

00:14:01.000 Right.

00:14:02.000 Oh, well, you know what happens, man?

00:14:04.000 That's what happened to Carl Parisian, too.

00:14:06.000 You know, Carl Parisian got a real bad injury and took pain pills.

00:14:11.000 Really?

00:14:11.000 Yeah, pain pills are a motherfucker, man.

00:14:13.000 I know a lot of people that have had problems with pain pills.

00:14:16.000 You know, people with anything, sort of a chronic problem where you have to take them.

00:14:22.000 You know, those motherfuckers, they'll grab a hold of you. 1.00

00:14:24.000 And it's not just, you know, the weak or, you know, people like that.

00:14:27.000 People have a weird opinion of people that get hooked on drugs.

00:14:31.000 You know, but I've met some Carl Parisians.

00:14:34.000 You know, I don't know.

00:14:34.000 I don't know if I'm just saying, I shouldn't say Carl because I don't think Carl has a problem with him.

00:14:38.000 I think Carl has some sort of an anxiety disorder.

00:14:41.000 But I know that he had to take them.

00:14:43.000 And it's hard once you take them to get rid of them.

00:14:46.000 I know a bunch of dudes that like need them.

00:14:49.000 Like people that have like any sort of a back injury, debilitating back injury, and that you get hooked on those bitches and they get you through the day. 1.00

00:14:55.000 I know a lot of people that just need that, man.

00:14:58.000 They need them.

00:15:00.000 It's just terrible.

00:15:01.000 And what I was saying is, the dudes that I know that have had problems with pain pills, a lot of them have been really smart guys that went to college and they're not idiots, you know?

00:15:09.000 Why do you have that thing in front of my face?

00:15:10.000 I'm moving it.

00:15:11.000 I'm just going to show you this video in a second.

00:15:13.000 Well, okay, man, but you can't do that.

00:15:15.000 Yeah, it's only been a second.

00:15:18.000 I've seen this.

00:15:19.000 I know.

00:15:20.000 I was going to talk about it.

00:15:21.000 Okay, but why do you have it in front of my fucking face? 0.99

00:15:23.000 I like looking at myself.

00:15:25.000 Calm down.

00:15:27.000 Well, nobody knows what the fuck you're doing.

00:15:29.000 Yeah, no, no, who cares?

00:15:30.000 It's a fucking webcast.

00:15:31.000 Dude, this is serious business.

00:15:34.000 That's the great thing.

00:15:35.000 We don't have to do that.

00:15:36.000 I totally forgot what I was even talking about now.

00:15:38.000 What was I talking about?

00:15:40.000 Actually, I was doing this.

00:15:41.000 You motherfucker.

00:15:43.000 Stop listening.

00:15:44.000 You stupid bullshit. 0.62

00:15:46.000 Tell me, ladies and gentlemen, what the fuck was I just talking about, huh?

00:15:50.000 Pretty crazy about that dog, though, and that hurt that video, huh?

00:15:54.000 The dog in the video.

00:15:55.000 Yeah, so there was a dog that knew about the earthquake before the people do.

00:15:58.000 That's because people hear shit and they don't pay attention.

00:16:01.000 The dog heard something.

00:16:02.000 He's probably like, what the fuck?

00:16:03.000 And the person was like, what the fuck is that shit?

00:16:05.000 And he didn't react.

00:16:05.000 And then it hit.

00:16:06.000 Because it was only like a second before it.

00:16:08.000 There's that video right here.

00:16:09.000 Watch the dog. 0.99

00:16:10.000 It just freaked out and ran.

00:16:13.000 I mean, but it was a while before even anything shook.

00:16:16.000 Let's see it again.

00:16:17.000 Here's the dog. 0.99

00:16:17.000 Rewind it. 0.99

00:16:18.000 Dog's chilling.

00:16:19.000 Dog's like, hey, what the fuck is that noise?

00:16:24.000 Okay, we don't know that that dude didn't react.

00:16:27.000 This is a stupid video.

00:16:29.000 The dog took off running, but the guy, you don't see his face.

00:16:33.000 The guy might have went, oh shit, what the fuck?

00:16:35.000 And everybody is making it like the dog heard this before anybody else.

00:16:39.000 I think he felt something, because if you look at it, but nothing's moving at all.

00:16:43.000 Right, but sometimes you hear things before the earthquake.

00:16:46.000 Well, you know, that's true.

00:16:47.000 You know, it doesn't really start moving until, let me see again.

00:16:53.000 Yeah, you're right.

00:16:54.000 You're right.

00:16:54.000 It ain't shit moving.

00:16:55.000 Maybe it made a sound.

00:16:56.000 Yeah, you're right.

00:16:57.000 It's not looking at the ground, too, though.

00:16:58.000 It's kind of weird.

00:16:59.000 If there was a sound, right, a real rumble, you'd still see something.

00:17:03.000 Something there.

00:17:04.000 The monitor, something.

00:17:05.000 So the dog's like two seconds smarter than a person.

00:17:08.000 We got thumbs, faggot. 1.00

00:17:08.000 But guess what? 1.00

00:17:10.000 Go chase your tail and sleep in dirt.

00:17:15.000 All right.

00:17:16.000 What else were we talking about, folks?

00:17:17.000 We were talking about some important shit and I forgot about it.

00:17:20.000 Goddamn, we got a lot of Twitter messages coming in this pitch.

00:17:27.000 That Mark McGuire thing, that thing is hilarious.

00:17:30.000 Mark McGuire is finally coming out and saying that.

00:17:32.000 Oh, that's what we were talking about.

00:17:33.000 We're talking about people that are hooked on pain pills.

00:17:35.000 You know, when dudes get hooked on pain pills, like I said, I know a guy who's a very smart guy.

00:17:40.000 He was an IT guy, went to college, really avid reader, not a fuck-up, has a real problem.

00:17:49.000 And that's just what it is, man.

00:17:52.000 Dudes get injured, something happens to you, and it just chemically bonds with your body.

00:17:57.000 I mean, it's really incredible what addiction is, you know?

00:18:01.000 Addiction is your body is somehow or another linked to something that's really terrible for it, and it needs that something.

00:18:07.000 Like it becomes, it's almost like heroin and crystal meth and stuff like that that really locks a hold of your body.

00:18:14.000 It's almost like they're parasites.

00:18:16.000 It's almost like the drug itself has a consciousness and the drug itself is going to make you do it as much as you can and rob you of life.

00:18:26.000 You know, I mean, that's one way to look at like horrible substances.

00:18:29.000 That's why when people talk about drugs, you know, and they like to lump all drugs in together, that's so stupid.

00:18:36.000 Because marijuana and mushrooms and psychedelic drugs, if done correctly, can be very beneficial.

00:18:43.000 And when they're over, you don't feel any repercussions.

00:18:46.000 You're okay.

00:18:47.000 They don't hurt you.

00:18:48.000 Marijuana and mushrooms and things like that, the natural things that people have been doing for tens of thousands of years, those things aren't hurting anybody, man.

00:18:56.000 And they can't get into your system, you know.

00:18:59.000 And if you lump them in with oxycodones and fucking heroin and crystal meth, that's ridiculous.

00:19:05.000 No one is becoming a more introspective, fascinating person on crystal meth.

00:19:10.000 They're becoming fucking crazy.

00:19:11.000 It's like we have to like look at drugs in terms of what they do to the people that take them.

00:19:17.000 And the things that do positive things, you can't ignore that just because they're a drug.

00:19:22.000 You're not allowed to just say, oh, because it's an illegal drug, then all the benefits that people talk about it, those don't count.

00:19:28.000 They're invalid.

00:19:29.000 Just because it's Not sanctioned by a group of fucking criminals.

00:19:32.000 That's ridiculous.

00:19:33.000 It doesn't make any sense at all.

00:19:35.000 And, you know, I've lived my whole life like this.

00:19:38.000 I mean, it's 2010.

00:19:39.000 I would have thought by now we would have come to some sort of a rational understanding as human beings.

00:19:44.000 As we got to be adults, I thought we would come to a point where we would sit back and we would look at things and go, what right do I to tell another person what to do or not to do as long as he's not trying to give it to minors or people that don't know any better?

00:19:58.000 As long as people are educated, let's spend money on programs and make sure that people don't get involved in anything fucked up like this.

00:20:04.000 And let's pay attention to fucking children in schools. 1.00

00:20:06.000 I mean, the biggest problem in this country isn't laws and crime.

00:20:10.000 The biggest problem is why are people creating crime?

00:20:13.000 Why are people doing these terrible things to each other?

00:20:16.000 99.99% of all fucked up things come out of a fucked up childhood. 0.69

00:20:22.000 You have kids who have shitty fucking parents and these fucking children, they grow up and they're ticking time bombs.

00:20:29.000 If you have a douchebag, fucked up, drug addict parent and you live in a fucked up place with no love and every day you just see violence and shit and screaming and addiction and sorrow and there's no way out.

00:20:42.000 You don't see shit.

00:20:43.000 You don't do well in school.

00:20:44.000 I mean, what the fuck?

00:20:46.000 You know, that is a ticking time bomb.

00:20:49.000 And for politicians to not address that and to spend all this fucking time flying over to Afghanistan trying to chase down a hundred Taliban fighters in the mountains and young people are dying over there for that, how about we spend that money attacking the fucking enemy at home?

00:21:06.000 The enemy at home is the horrible fucking childhoods that some of our fellow human beings in this country have to go through.

00:21:14.000 You know, what we really need to do is focus on fucking kids.

00:21:18.000 Focus on children that are growing up in terrible neighborhoods.

00:21:21.000 Focus on fucking schools and community centers and giving these kids somewhere to go to when their parents suck. 1.00

00:21:28.000 Focus on a bunch of people that want to help raise kids that come from terrible situations or help the parents understand what the fuck they're doing raising children and making these kids fucking psychos and giving them horrible childhoods.

00:21:40.000 And literally setting loose a bomb.

00:21:43.000 Setting loose someone who's eventually going to turn all their inward anger outward on other people.

00:21:49.000 All their pain and resentment and all the negative input coming into them as a child.

00:21:54.000 You know, that shit is fucking terrible.

00:21:56.000 You deal with a child that comes from a positive, loving environment, and you're going to deal with a cool human being.

00:22:01.000 That human being is going to come out of that and going to appreciate other people.

00:22:05.000 That's our number one problem as human beings.

00:22:07.000 Our number one problem as human beings is the way we don't appreciate each other.

00:22:12.000 The way we look at each other as competition, the way we look at each other as just people that are on the highway in my fucking way.

00:22:18.000 Human beings have to learn to appreciate each other.

00:22:21.000 And we need to learn how to deal with the fucking very obvious shit that we ignore.

00:22:26.000 Instead of pretending there's some incredible assault on the human race here in America, you know, maybe we should look on where's the real crime coming from?

00:22:35.000 Where are the real murders coming from?

00:22:37.000 Where's the real anger and violence and the shit that affects day-to-day people every day?

00:22:42.000 It's not in the fucking desert, okay?

00:22:44.000 It's not in the fucking mountains of Afghanistan.

00:22:46.000 It's in cities.

00:22:47.000 It's all over the place.

00:22:49.000 It's children growing up and becoming fucking criminals.

00:22:52.000 That's way scarier to me than some douchebag in Afghanistan. 1.00

00:22:56.000 You know, it's nonsense.

00:23:02.000 Yeah, someone said Caro and Pills.

00:23:04.000 Yeah, that's something Carl's training partner said.

00:23:06.000 But like I said, I don't know if it's true.

00:23:08.000 All I know is that he's always been a cool dude to me.

00:23:12.000 Carl Parisian is a great fighter, and he's got some unfortunate situations, and I hope he works them out.

00:23:17.000 I like that dude.

00:23:18.000 I like that dude a lot.

00:23:19.000 He's good people.

00:23:20.000 And he's a bad motherfucker.

00:23:22.000 One of the best judo guys to ever enter MMA.

00:23:26.000 He opened people's eyes to a lot of shit that was possible.

00:23:28.000 Because before Caro, nobody was hitting those beautiful fucking throws.

00:23:33.000 He hits these beautiful shoulder throws and hip throws.

00:23:36.000 And his judo, like back when he fought Dave Strasser, like one of his first UFC bounce, incredible judo.

00:23:43.000 And it's, that's like, whenever you get a guy who steps into MMA and has some totally, something that he's really, really good at that most people aren't, like, like Machita with karate.

00:23:53.000 Like, people thought, well, karate's not that good.

00:23:54.000 Karate doesn't really work.

00:23:56.000 Until Machita came along. 0.99

00:23:57.000 And Machita's so good at karate that he makes karate work in MMA.

00:24:02.000 You know, obviously he knows wrestling, and obviously he knows all the other stuff that goes with MMA, which is why he's such a champion.

00:24:07.000 But the bottom line is his karate, his ability to move backward.

00:24:11.000 I mean, he fights like a fucking Jean-Claude Van Damm movie.

00:24:14.000 And it's pretty badass to watch.

00:24:16.000 You know, because until the Shogun fight, he really didn't take hardly any damage.

00:24:23.000 What do I think about the United Arab Emirates buying it to Zufa?

00:24:28.000 Well, I know that the guy who is behind it all is Sheikh Taknoon of Abu Dhabi.

00:24:34.000 And that guy is a huge fan of mixed martial arts.

00:24:38.000 And he's incredibly, incredibly wealthy.

00:24:41.000 So, you know, that guy can, he can do a lot of good things for MMA.

00:24:45.000 That guy, he is a Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu black belt under Henzo Gracie.

00:24:50.000 And by all accounts, he's legit.

00:24:51.000 By all accounts, he's a really good black belt.

00:24:54.000 And Henzo is one of the most respected instructors in the world.

00:24:58.000 If Henzo Gracie gives you a black belt, that's a huge honor.

00:25:01.000 So that Sheikh Tak Noon, the fact that he's a Henzo Gracie black belt, I know he's been having people travel to Abu Dhabi for years, for over a decade, since the late 90s.

00:25:11.000 And he had like some of the best instructors in the world that would come and stay with him.

00:25:15.000 And he had a whole camp there and he'd bring guys and you have guys to train with.

00:25:19.000 I mean, the dude is just the jiu-jitsu fiend.

00:25:21.000 Just, I mean, like more than, way more than me, you know, like, I mean, think about how much I love jiu-jitsu.

00:25:26.000 And this guy is like, you know, he's just like, he loves it.

00:25:29.000 And he has unlimited resources.

00:25:31.000 So having a guy like that as a business partner in the UFC, I think is going to be phenomenal for the sport.

00:25:38.000 I don't think there's any question.

00:25:39.000 That guy is going to, without a doubt, that guy's going to help out.

00:25:43.000 And it's going to be interesting to go there.

00:25:44.000 That dude lives in a castle, like a fucking some old school, you know, Alibaba type shit, right?

00:25:51.000 Yeah.

00:25:52.000 Is he the one with all the paintings?

00:25:53.000 Who's the guy that?

00:25:54.000 I don't know.

00:25:55.000 The sheik has, like, I think that that royal family is worth like some insane amount of money.

00:26:00.000 Like, They're one of the most the richest people in the world.

00:26:03.000 How about that?

00:26:04.000 And dude is a fucking train killer.

00:26:04.000 One of the richest people in the world.

00:26:07.000 All right.

00:26:10.000 Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch. 1.00

00:26:14.000 Do I think Tac Dune is going to take an active role like Dana White?

00:26:17.000 I have no idea.

00:26:18.000 All I do for the UFC is the commentary.

00:26:21.000 I talk to those guys and they're my friends, but obviously I have no influence whatsoever on the business side of things.

00:26:28.000 It's just my job to call to action.

00:26:30.000 It's a really pretty fucking crazy gig.

00:26:35.000 For me, it's like a perfect job because I'm a huge fan of mixed martial arts, like for real.

00:26:43.000 I don't watch, like when I watch the different shows like K1 or Sengoku or, you know, Dream or Strike Force or anything like that.

00:26:52.000 When I watch those shows, I don't watch those shows for work.

00:26:55.000 I don't get on the underground on mixedmartial arts.com or read all the bloody elbow, read all these different websites and do it just for fun.

00:27:06.000 I would have done it even if it wasn't my job.

00:27:08.000 I'm just a huge fan, like professionally, and I'm very lucky.

00:27:12.000 It's a pretty crazy gig, man.

00:27:13.000 It's a lot of fun.

00:27:15.000 It's cool, too, because we get to go to the fights and be there live and be right in front of the cage.

00:27:20.000 I mean, it's just like, there's nothing like that.

00:27:24.000 What did you think of the last UFC?

00:27:26.000 Some good fights, man.

00:27:28.000 Did you see it?

00:27:29.000 That Evan Dunham dude, how badass is that guy?

00:27:32.000 And he got tagged in the first round.

00:27:34.000 The first round, you know, Ephraim was all over him.

00:27:37.000 And then Evan Dunham survived and pulled off that fucking arm bar was so badass.

00:27:44.000 The way he did it was like, it was so wicked.

00:27:46.000 Did he break his arm at all?

00:27:48.000 No, he did not break his arm.

00:27:49.000 He fucked up his tendons.

00:27:51.000 So, lucky for him.

00:27:53.000 'Cause it was a...

00:28:01.000 The scary kind is the way Frank Muir broke Tim Sylvia's arm, because he actually broke the middle of the forearm.

00:28:07.000 He broke the forearm in half.

00:28:09.000 That's the scary shit.

00:28:10.000 That takes forever to heal, and it's usually not the same.

00:28:13.000 Like, I don't think, you know, I think you break your arm like that, man.

00:28:16.000 Like, that's a serious fucking fracture.

00:28:19.000 Like, in the middle.

00:28:20.000 I think if you bust up a joint, they can put that together a little bit easier.

00:28:24.000 Can't they put some fake arms in now by now?

00:28:26.000 Like metal arms or bones or something?

00:28:29.000 I don't think they can.

00:28:30.000 I think they do hips and they do knees, but once you get a knee, that's a wrap.

00:28:36.000 You ain't doing no jiu-jitsu.

00:28:38.000 Well, there's a dude named Connor, Connor Huhn.

00:28:40.000 He's one of Eddie's top students, a real high-level wrestler.

00:28:44.000 And his dad was a wrestler, and his dad got a hip replacement, and his dad still does jiu-jitsu and fights in tournaments.

00:28:51.000 And the dude's like 50.

00:28:53.000 It's incredible.

00:28:54.000 But he has a hip replacement, but he's a fucking psycho.

00:28:56.000 He's a stud.

00:28:58.000 The average person, you get a hip replacement, and that's a wrap.

00:29:02.000 Remember that dude from the Sopranos who used to walk fucked up?

00:29:04.000 The fat guy who turned out, you know, he was gay in the Sopranos, and he had that weird walk. 0.98

00:29:09.000 Do you remember that guy?

00:29:10.000 What was his name?

00:29:12.000 I don't remember that guy's character.

00:29:14.000 I can't remember.

00:29:14.000 How did he die?

00:29:16.000 They killed him.

00:29:17.000 Remember he was gay?

00:29:18.000 Right, but how did it go?

00:29:20.000 They murdered him.

00:29:20.000 I think they shoved like a fucking broomstick up his ass or a plunge right his ass.

00:29:24.000 Remember?

00:29:24.000 Something like that.

00:29:25.000 Pool cue.

00:29:26.000 That's right.

00:29:26.000 A pool cue up his ass.

00:29:27.000 Yeah.

00:29:28.000 That's right, because he was selling a line of pool cues after that.

00:29:31.000 The dude tried to sell a line of pool cues.

00:29:33.000 A cue to die for.

00:29:35.000 It's like the bottom break.

00:29:36.000 It was like a brake stick.

00:29:38.000 That's ridiculous, but Sopranos told him to knock it off.

00:29:41.000 How hilarious is that?

00:29:42.000 That's a dude with some marketing sense.

00:29:44.000 I got killed with a pool cue.

00:29:45.000 I'll show it out in those motherfuckers.

00:29:47.000 I'm going to sell pool cues.

00:29:48.000 Sells pool cues.

00:29:50.000 Because they killed him with one of the Sopranos.

00:29:52.000 Greatest show of all time, right?

00:29:53.000 Yeah.

00:29:53.000 Oh, I miss it.

00:29:55.000 Even though it kind of got slow near the end, but I still missed it.

00:29:57.000 You know, I got into Battlestar Galactica for a while.

00:30:00.000 I liked that up until the last season, but the last season I just didn't give a shit about.

00:30:04.000 Lost is the only thing that really got me.

00:30:06.000 Like, this season, I'm still really pumped up to see what the fuck is going on.

00:30:10.000 Because I watched Lost.

00:30:11.000 I didn't watch it at all for like the first whatever seasons there were.

00:30:14.000 The first three or four seasons, whatever it is.

00:30:16.000 How many seasons have they done?

00:30:18.000 Seven.

00:30:19.000 Have they really?

00:30:20.000 Well, I watched all of them from the beginning to the end.

00:30:23.000 All of them on DVD.

00:30:24.000 Which is the shit.

00:30:27.000 If you've managed to avoid, like, Ari did that with the Sopranos.

00:30:30.000 He didn't leave his fucking house.

00:30:31.000 Ari stayed home for like weeks and just watched the Sopranos DVDs.

00:30:35.000 Watched the whole series to the end.

00:30:37.000 Have you ever done that?

00:30:38.000 No.

00:30:38.000 Only with Lost.

00:30:40.000 But I caught up to the ones that were on the DVR last year.

00:30:43.000 I did like the first three seasons of Sopranos that way.

00:30:46.000 Oh, yeah.

00:30:47.000 Two seasons of Lost.

00:30:48.000 Dexter, I did that way, too.

00:30:49.000 Whole first season.

00:30:51.000 But Dexter's another one.

00:30:52.000 Last year, I was like, eh.

00:30:54.000 This year rather, as soon as I started watching, I was like, ah, I'm not in this anymore.

00:30:58.000 I want some dude killing people. 0.99

00:31:00.000 After a while, I'm like, okay, where are we going to go with this?

00:31:04.000 You're going to keep getting away with this?

00:31:05.000 I'm going to keep seeing you kill the bad guy every week.

00:31:08.000 Really?

00:31:09.000 Come on, man.

00:31:10.000 This is silly.

00:31:11.000 Did you see that breakdancing robot?

00:31:13.000 Yes, I did.

00:31:14.000 How awesome is that?

00:31:14.000 How about that fuck robot that they created?

00:31:16.000 Did you see that?

00:31:17.000 That's gross.

00:31:18.000 Did you see Jimmy Kimmel last night?

00:31:19.000 No, I didn't see it.

00:31:20.000 He was dressed up as Jay Leno.

00:31:22.000 I heard it was hilarious.

00:31:23.000 They were talking about a new stern.

00:31:24.000 Here, I'll show you right now.

00:31:26.000 Oh, we're going to see this.

00:31:27.000 Jimmy Kimmel dressed up as Jay Leno.

00:31:31.000 The fucking wars.

00:31:32.000 The war!

00:31:33.000 The war for late night.

00:31:34.000 Listen, fuck late night.

00:31:35.000 The internet is where it's at, ladies and gentlemen.

00:31:37.000 This is the real connection to human beings.

00:31:39.000 These silly shows where you sit down and ask some fucking 16-year-old kid what our new CD is.

00:31:45.000 You know, hey, so I understand you got a new show out.

00:31:48.000 Oh, that's terrific.

00:31:50.000 Who gives a fuck about all that stuff?

00:31:52.000 It's just, you're just on there.

00:31:53.000 There's just people on there pimping things.

00:31:55.000 People pimping movies.

00:31:56.000 And occasionally, someone gets their dick sucked by some crazy cooker or something like the Hugh Grant interview.

00:32:02.000 And you get an interesting interview.

00:32:04.000 Or the other dude, what's his name?

00:32:08.000 Joaquin Phoenix that showed up all fucked up. 0.93

00:32:10.000 Yeah, what happened to him?

00:32:11.000 Is he still fucking crazy?

00:32:12.000 I don't know, but Letterman is the best for taking advantage of those situations.

00:32:17.000 Joaquin Phoenix either was playing a character, he might have been just doing it for a goof.

00:32:21.000 You know, I could see him doing something.

00:32:23.000 Some people are saying it's real.

00:32:24.000 That he's just gone.

00:32:26.000 He's completely gone.

00:32:28.000 It's not hard to do.

00:32:29.000 If you're a person who wanted to be famous, and your whole life you've wanted to be famous and you have this need, this hyper need for attention, and then all of a sudden it happens to you, like, holy shit!

00:32:41.000 You know, I'm lucky that the kind of fame that I got, like, always was ridiculous, especially the Fear Factor fame, was like ridiculous fame.

00:32:49.000 You know, like, no one's kissing your ass for Fear Factor, you know.

00:32:52.000 You know, when people come up to you from Fear Factor, like, what the fuck, dude?

00:32:55.000 And I'm like, and I was like, Yeah, I know, what the fuck, but it's not like they love, you know, like if you're like an actor or something like that, and you're in some crazy movies, like that guy is, the kind of adulation that guy must get is insane, you know?

00:33:08.000 And if he was already crazy to begin with, that just, when, when crazy people all of a sudden have money and people kissing their ass, you know, crazy people are supposed to be like suppressed.

00:33:18.000 Like, you're supposed to crazy people, you're supposed to see them and go, hey, fuckhead, you're crazy.

00:33:22.000 But that doesn't work like on a TV show or a movie.

00:33:25.000 Because once you become crazy, it doesn't matter.

00:33:28.000 If you're a star, they let you be crazy.

00:33:30.000 So you're just fucking hog wild and doing blow and punching people.

00:33:34.000 And they try to protect you as much as possible because you're the goose that lays the golden egg.

00:33:38.000 And that's what happens to a lot of actors.

00:33:40.000 That's why they get fucking nutty.

00:33:42.000 So what is this video?

00:33:44.000 Here.

00:33:45.000 Jay Leno.

00:33:46.000 Okay, this is Jimmy Kimmel from last night.

00:33:48.000 I guess he was making fun of Jay Leno.

00:33:50.000 Dude, not only was he making fun of it, he even did bad jokes.

00:33:53.000 see it.

00:33:53.000 You want to come over here?

00:34:00.000 And they can hear us too while this is playing?

00:34:02.000 just watch it We gotta watch it over here because the stupid thing is on the delay.

00:34:02.000 Watch it.

00:34:02.000 Yeah.

00:34:20.000 Look how much the delay is, man.

00:34:23.000 Video to video is tight, sir.

00:34:25.000 You are correct, Chad's budget.

00:34:28.000 Oh, wow, this is the limit.

00:34:30.000 He's got makeup on and everything.

00:34:32.000 Oh, my God.

00:34:33.000 This is his voice.

00:34:34.000 He's the best, in my opinion.

00:34:38.000 My name is Jay Leno and let it hereby be known that I'm taking over all the shows in late nights.

00:34:44.000 Give me a quick one.

00:34:50.000 It's great to be here on ABC.

00:34:52.000 Oh, my God.

00:34:54.000 Hey, Clito, you know what ABC stands for?

00:34:56.000 I know, man.

00:34:57.000 Always Bump Conan.

00:34:57.000 I don't, man.

00:35:02.000 Anyway.

00:35:04.000 Conan O'Brien today announced he is leaving MBC.

00:35:08.000 He released a statement today that said, I won't participate in the destruction of the tonight show.

00:35:14.000 Oh, man.

00:35:16.000 Fortunately, though, I will.

00:35:20.000 Oh, no.

00:35:23.000 For those of you who turn in to see Jimmy Kimmel tonight, he's gone.

00:35:26.000 Jimmy's not hearing me.

00:35:28.000 Don't worry, Jimmy will be fine.

00:35:30.000 He picked up an endorsement deal with Jenny Craig.

00:35:34.000 Oh, God.

00:35:37.000 And here's him with Chibby Chase.

00:35:42.000 Oh, no, no.

00:35:43.000 Let's talk to people.

00:35:44.000 I don't want to keep playing videos.

00:35:46.000 Here's something we're just going to do.

00:35:49.000 Oh, they're gonna be really lame.

00:35:52.000 They're gonna be so lame.

00:35:54.000 Oh, okay.

00:35:55.000 We find headlines from the paper, and then we present them to you, the viewer.

00:36:00.000 And our first headline is...

00:36:02.000 I like the lisp and everything.

00:36:03.000 You can see here...

00:36:05.000 Vehicles may end drunken driving.

00:36:09.000 Yes, and cigarettes may end lung cancer.

00:36:14.000 Oh, my God.

00:36:15.000 He's killing him.

00:36:16.000 Give me just four of them.

00:36:23.000 I should show you this one.

00:36:28.000 Human Thurvith worker.

00:36:31.000 What do they usually hire?

00:36:32.000 Robot Cervith worker?

00:36:36.000 Oh my god.

00:36:38.000 Oh my god, he's murdering me.

00:36:41.000 I like how he looks at it first.

00:36:42.000 Torn Elobe? 0.92

00:36:46.000 Free ear piercing.

00:36:48.000 With the repair of your torn helobe.

00:36:50.000 Free ear piercing?

00:36:51.000 Isn't that what got you into trouble in the first point?

00:36:53.000 This is the last one.

00:36:57.000 This is the last one.

00:37:00.000 It's real.

00:37:05.000 Oh my god.

00:37:08.000 Maltese, beautiful, Flowy, and very, very cuddly.

00:37:08.000 Wait a minute.

00:37:14.000 Floe named after the famous pilot, Floe Flowenberger.

00:37:19.000 Oh no.

00:37:24.000 Wow.

00:37:25.000 That was brutal.

00:37:27.000 We're on like a 15-second delay.

00:37:30.000 Is that in case we commit suicide?

00:37:32.000 it's just probably So if like you're watching someone and a video and a werewolf is like staring over them, by the time you see that, that motherfucker's dead.

00:37:48.000 People are trying to take Joe behind you.

00:37:51.000 That werewolf fucked that dude up a long time ago.

00:37:54.000 There's a big ass delay here.

00:37:56.000 I wonder if like, you know, there's someone watching all the controversial Ustream ones and they don't have a delay.

00:38:01.000 And they're like right there with a finger on the button if you do something nutty.

00:38:04.000 Because didn't a guy commit suicide on a web show?

00:38:08.000 A guy committed suicide?

00:38:09.000 That's the TV.

00:38:10.000 Hollands off, man.

00:38:11.000 They killed themselves?

00:38:12.000 All the time now?

00:38:12.000 Yeah.

00:38:13.000 I've heard like at least two people, I think.

00:38:15.000 Well, that's not all the time.

00:38:16.000 Unless it was hoax.

00:38:17.000 Two's not all the time.

00:38:18.000 It's pretty big, you know, when the community's not.

00:38:21.000 You know what we gotta do, man?

00:38:22.000 We gotta do headphones.

00:38:23.000 That way we could listen to ourselves and make sure that the sound is good.

00:38:27.000 Well, I'm watching the sounds now.

00:38:28.000 I'm watching them now.

00:38:29.000 What happened?

00:38:29.000 You watching meters?

00:38:30.000 Yeah.

00:38:31.000 You crazy motherfucker.

00:38:32.000 I'm glad we got this microphone, too.

00:38:33.000 This is a perfect microphone, right?

00:38:35.000 Because it picks up everything.

00:38:36.000 Totally.

00:38:37.000 You could probably press pause and then refresh your browser if you want to.

00:38:41.000 And then download shit.

00:38:42.000 Really?

00:38:42.000 Yeah.

00:38:43.000 You think so?

00:38:44.000 Oh, you're right.

00:38:44.000 You motherfucker.

00:38:50.000 The Mark Gayden.

00:38:51.000 Wow, that's Mark Hayden.

00:38:53.000 Do you know who Mark Hayden is?

00:38:55.000 It's one of the best comics ever.

00:38:55.000 Yeah.

00:38:57.000 I don't think it's real anymore.

00:38:58.000 That's him, man.

00:38:58.000 Come on, man.

00:38:59.000 Dude, he's been saying some crazy shit, I guess.

00:39:02.000 He's one of England's the pride of England.

00:39:05.000 He's pretty funny.

00:39:07.000 Well, funny looking.

00:39:07.000 He's not as funny.

00:39:10.000 He's.

00:39:11.000 You don't think he's genius?

00:39:13.000 Huh?

00:39:13.000 You don't get it.

00:39:14.000 I don't get it.

00:39:15.000 You don't get the material.

00:39:16.000 I just think that I can't understand a word he says.

00:39:21.000 Hey, oh, look, check this guy.

00:39:22.000 David Gowie, G-O-E-W-E-Y, says, I'm up at 3.48 a.m. in Abu Dhabi.

00:39:29.000 Now, answer some questions, Joe.

00:39:31.000 Well, fuck yeah, dude.

00:39:32.000 I'll answer some questions.

00:39:33.000 You're up at 4 o'clock in the morning and you live in Abu Dhabi.

00:39:36.000 I got some questions for you, sir.

00:39:37.000 What's it like over there, man?

00:39:39.000 I hear it's all like fucking, everybody's got a Ferrari.

00:39:42.000 It's like one of the richest places in the world.

00:39:44.000 I've heard it's fucking crazy.

00:39:46.000 Is that true?

00:39:47.000 Is prostitution real? 1.00

00:39:48.000 Legal there?

00:39:49.000 I don't think prostitution is, but I think if you're like, you know, some sort of a baller character, I mean, I think they just ignore it.

00:39:56.000 I mean, the way it happens in Dubai is like all the hookers just go there. 1.00

00:40:00.000 They just know who all the rich guys are.

00:40:02.000 The rich guys go to Dubai.

00:40:03.000 So the hookers just come from everywhere. 1.00

00:40:04.000 And I think they just ignore it.

00:40:06.000 You know?

00:40:06.000 I don't know, though.

00:40:07.000 I don't think it's legal.

00:40:08.000 Is there any questions on your message board?

00:40:10.000 But I've never been either.

00:40:11.000 We'll go to the message board shortly, but I want to see what this guy has to say.

00:40:15.000 It is sweet, he says.

00:40:18.000 David, you're just chilling in Abu Dhabi.

00:40:20.000 What do you do out there, man?

00:40:20.000 What do you do for a living?

00:40:22.000 In Abu Dhabi.

00:40:24.000 Do you have a Ferrari?

00:40:26.000 Do they give you one?

00:40:27.000 You get your driver's license, they hand you a Ferrari.

00:40:29.000 Would you like the yellow or the red Ferraris?

00:40:32.000 You can get a black one, too, if you know somebody.

00:40:35.000 Yeah.

00:40:36.000 Mm.

00:40:37.000 Do-do-do-do-do.

00:40:41.000 Ah-ha-ha.

00:40:44.000 Alright, I'm going to go to some questions here.

00:40:45.000 Alright.

00:40:51.000 Let's do Two Girls, One Cup, video and video, the guy says.

00:40:55.000 Yeah, I was thinking about it.

00:40:56.000 Has anybody not seen Two Girls One Cup, though?

00:40:59.000 I was really going to shit a horse one.

00:41:01.000 Oh, do you guys want to see Mr. Hands?

00:41:03.000 We can't do that.

00:41:04.000 We can't do that?

00:41:04.000 Yeah.

00:41:05.000 That was us broadcasting ABC.

00:41:08.000 Okay, but then we can't show the shit eating one either, can we?

00:41:11.000 No, we can't do anything like that.

00:41:12.000 Oh, okay.

00:41:12.000 It can't be automatically banned.

00:41:14.000 Listen, folks, this is going to I did not know that I was not able to show those type of videos.

00:41:28.000 Well, this is not gonna last.

00:41:29.000 They let us say whatever we want, but we can't show you whatever we want, which I don't think is gonna last.

00:41:34.000 Any of the stream websites, you won't be able to show porn and stuff.

00:41:37.000 Well, we're gonna have to either talk to Ustream and see if we could.

00:41:39.000 But they're not gonna say yes to that.

00:41:41.000 No.

00:41:42.000 No one will.

00:41:43.000 Yeah, because even if you say, like, if you click on something saying that you're 18 and over, we don't have that now, do we?

00:41:47.000 Do we have that now?

00:41:48.000 Would they have to click on something that says they're 18 and over?

00:41:50.000 We should have that if that's possible.

00:41:52.000 I think Ustream people probably put that on there.

00:41:54.000 Well, they should definitely do that.

00:41:55.000 I don't want any little kids getting any shitty ideas.

00:41:57.000 I don't want to have to explain anything to you.

00:41:59.000 It's not that I'm telling you anything that's not correct.

00:42:02.000 It's just that I don't want to have to sit down with you and go over the way the world really works.

00:42:06.000 It's too much work.

00:42:07.000 God damn it.

00:42:10.000 This guy says Alexander Rhodes says he heard this Ferrari's just abandoned in the street.

00:42:14.000 That's what I'm talking about, man.

00:42:16.000 Those motherfuckers got money. 1.00

00:42:17.000 It's like, what is that?

00:42:18.000 2007?

00:42:19.000 They just pee on it.

00:42:20.000 Throw the keys aside.

00:42:22.000 They give him away at Goodwill.

00:42:24.000 And razor phones.

00:42:26.000 Everywhere.

00:42:27.000 You're mowing the lawn and there's razor phones just flying out getting coffee.

00:42:31.000 Back in the day, right?

00:42:32.000 I don't think they have lawns, man.

00:42:34.000 Or desert.

00:42:35.000 I would like to see though.

00:42:36.000 Maybe they do, maybe they turn into...

00:42:37.000 I think they're gonna have an outdoor fight there. 0.96

00:42:40.000 I heard the place is really scary.

00:42:43.000 The Middle East is a strange land, man.

00:42:45.000 It's a strange land.

00:42:47.000 Very different.

00:42:48.000 Yeah, for the people that want to see Mr. Hands, they want to know what I'm talking about, go to two guys1horse.com.

00:42:56.000 TwoGuys1horse.com is the video that I wanted to show you, but I can't because you stream are a bunch of pussies. 1.00

00:43:04.000 I guess they want to make money.

00:43:06.000 They don't want advertisers pulling out like they do with Tiger Woods.

00:43:10.000 Poor Tiger Woods, that fella.

00:43:13.000 I went to the airport and they still have his posters up for Accenture.

00:43:16.000 One of the first companies that dropped him.

00:43:18.000 And one of the posters is Tiger looking like, you know, contemplating a shot.

00:43:23.000 And it says something like, it's what you do next that counts.

00:43:28.000 I put it up on my Twitter page.

00:43:29.000 I'm like, man, how fucking telling is that?

00:43:31.000 Did he ever have a fucking inkling of a clue that that's what was going to happen when he put that picture out?

00:43:38.000 And people freak out about the Tiger Woods thing, like that he's a terrible person.

00:43:41.000 And he said, yes, it's not the best thing to do.

00:43:46.000 I agree.

00:43:46.000 But that guy is an unhandsome.

00:43:49.000 He's an unfortunate looking guy.

00:43:51.000 He's very unfortunate looking.

00:43:53.000 And he's a fucking billionaire.

00:43:55.000 He's like a super, super rich dude.

00:43:58.000 I bet it was impossible for him to say no to all his chicks. 1.00

00:44:02.000 I mean, if you think, I mean, obviously he was a pussyhound. 0.99

00:44:02.000 You know? 0.99

00:44:05.000 I mean, there's no getting away from that.

00:44:07.000 But to be like that guy, you know, and have all these tens and they're chasing you down and they don't even care if you're married and they'll fly to other countries to hang out with you.

00:44:17.000 Holy shit.

00:44:18.000 You know?

00:44:19.000 He's like a rock star.

00:44:20.000 He's totally like a rock star.

00:44:23.000 And everybody's like, yeah, well, then you shouldn't be married.

00:44:26.000 I totally agree.

00:44:27.000 I'm not defending him in any way.

00:44:29.000 He's more of a rock star.

00:44:30.000 Most rock stars don't have their own beverage.

00:44:31.000 They don't have their own clothing line.

00:44:33.000 That dude's fucking crazy.

00:44:35.000 Yeah.

00:44:36.000 People love that stupid ass game. 0.98

00:44:39.000 They love it.

00:44:40.000 Especially business people.

00:44:41.000 If you want to get down with business, you know, I've heard a lot of people say that if you want to be successful in business, that you literally have to learn golf.

00:44:49.000 Like you literally have to learn it.

00:44:50.000 If you don't learn golf, I'll just show you just so you can see what's going on.

00:44:57.000 What's going on?

00:45:02.000 It's just a picture.

00:45:03.000 That picture you're talking about, Tiger Woods.

00:45:06.000 What's wrong with this thing?

00:45:08.000 I don't know.

00:45:09.000 You stream, you're sucking it, dummies.

00:45:12.000 I would close your Firefox and open up like a Safari or Chrome.

00:45:17.000 Maybe you have too much shit open.

00:45:19.000 There it goes.

00:45:19.000 No.

00:45:21.000 There it goes.

00:45:21.000 The picture's up finally.

00:45:22.000 See, that's much of a delay.

00:45:24.000 So like I said, if you see a werewolf behind me and you hear that, believe me, I'm already dead.

00:45:30.000 Okay, just be kind to me on the message boards.

00:45:34.000 People are brutal about Artie Lang, man.

00:45:36.000 That was really sad to see how many people were brutal after Artie Lang tried to commit suicide, like calling him people don't like that suicide shit, man.

00:45:44.000 I know, but it wasn't just that.

00:45:47.000 It was, it was, they were, they were insulting him like it didn't matter.

00:45:51.000 You know, you know, like that he's weak and he's a piece of shit.

00:45:54.000 Like I said about where I talked about the people that I know that have had problems with pain pills, it's not like you know, the guy likes to jerk off.

00:46:02.000 He jerks off too much.

00:46:02.000 Like that guy, you need to smack him in the head.

00:46:04.000 What the fuck is wrong with you?

00:46:05.000 You lost your job because you jerk off five times a day?

00:46:08.000 You know, there's dudes like that.

00:46:09.000 They're like, they miss jobs.

00:46:10.000 They show up late for work just because they're like chronic masturbators. 0.53

00:46:13.000 They wake up in the morning.

00:46:14.000 They have to beat off.

00:46:15.000 If they don't beat off, they're going to go crazy.

00:46:17.000 Like they get, that's a dude that's got a problem.

00:46:19.000 That guy's, he needs a smack in the head. 0.91

00:46:21.000 People that are like compulsive gamblers, that's a compulsion.

00:46:25.000 And that's like, there's a problem in your pattern of thinking.

00:46:28.000 There's a problem in the way, you know, and I've been compulsive about many things in my life.

00:46:33.000 I understand what it is.

00:46:34.000 I understand the thinking behind it.

00:46:35.000 But that can all be corrected.

00:46:37.000 You just need to learn how to think correctly.

00:46:38.000 There's a big difference between that and like heroin and oxycontin and meth and people that get addicted to shit.

00:46:45.000 That shit's real.

00:46:46.000 That's real.

00:46:47.000 So to get to shit all over someone because they're addicted to a drug, man, it ain't easy to kick that.

00:46:54.000 You don't, you know, unless you're doing it, unless you're deep in the throes of heroin, you can't talk shit.

00:47:00.000 And if you have been, and I haven't, so I can say nothing, but I've talked to people who have.

00:47:05.000 I had a friend who died from heroin.

00:47:07.000 I knew a couple people that died from heroin.

00:47:10.000 And the one that I knew, he was a real, real smart guy.

00:47:14.000 He was a cool dude.

00:47:15.000 He just couldn't stop it.

00:47:17.000 I don't, you know, I don't, I think some people bond to those dangerous drugs and you're fucked.

00:47:23.000 So whatever happened with him, Artie Lang was, every time I met that guy, he's always been cool to me.

00:47:29.000 And that's how I judge people.

00:47:30.000 He's always fun to be around, friendly, jovial.

00:47:34.000 I think he's hilarious.

00:47:36.000 He's just a nice guy, you know.

00:47:38.000 And to me, it just made me sad.

00:47:41.000 It made me just as sad that people were willing to shit on this guy because he tried to kill himself.

00:47:45.000 But you are right.

00:47:46.000 People get mad when people try to kill themselves.

00:47:49.000 Especially when people have a much better life than them.

00:47:52.000 I mean, that was the argument that I heard over and over again about Artie.

00:47:55.000 Like, this fucking guy, you know, what are his problems?

00:47:57.000 He's got a Mercedes and, you know, he's rich.

00:48:00.000 And all true, but that doesn't make you feel better, unfortunately.

00:48:04.000 You'd think it would, but it doesn't.

00:48:06.000 If your life sucks, your life sucks.

00:48:08.000 And it really has nothing to do with you being rich or poor.

00:48:10.000 Rich can definitely help things because you don't have to worry about your bills and you have less problems.

00:48:15.000 You have a little bit less stress.

00:48:16.000 But then you got problems with your money and investments and people stealing from you and bullshit.

00:48:21.000 Yeah, you have problems all over the place.

00:48:23.000 Definitely better to have it than to not.

00:48:25.000 But the bottom line is just because you're successful doesn't mean you're happy.

00:48:28.000 There's a lot of people that are fucking horribly, horribly depressed.

00:48:32.000 And they sit around thinking, well, what the fuck is the purpose of this life?

00:48:36.000 And the real problem is that's a good goddamn question.

00:48:39.000 What is the purpose of this life?

00:48:41.000 If you're not here for other people, what are you here for?

00:48:45.000 Because realistically, you get to a certain point in your life.

00:48:48.000 Like Artie and I are basically the same age.

00:48:51.000 I'm 42 and I believe he is too.

00:48:53.000 And you get to a point where you're like, you get all this gray.

00:48:55.000 Like I have gray hair in my beard and on my balls.

00:48:58.000 I have like 20 gray hairs.

00:49:00.000 Gray hair is coming in here.

00:49:01.000 I mean, this is like, you know, your body's dying.

00:49:04.000 So at a certain point in time, you got to go, well, what the fuck is the purpose of all this?

00:49:07.000 What am I here for?

00:49:08.000 You know, and if you don't have like a relationship, you don't have someone you love, you don't have really good friends that you love and you love to be around, you don't have a family, you don't have children, you don't have someone that you mean something to and someone that you feed off of each other and you share energy and you make them feel good and they make you feel good and they miss you and you miss them.

00:49:26.000 And that's very, very, very, very important for people.

00:49:29.000 And people just underestimate how huge that is.

00:49:32.000 You know, having friends and having family and having like good quality people in your life and not douchebags.

00:49:40.000 Cut the douchebags out. 1.00

00:49:41.000 That is so important because nothing can fuck your life up more than people who are not looking out for your best interests and want you to fail because they're fucked up.

00:49:51.000 You know, try to let them aware of it.

00:49:54.000 Let them be aware of it.

00:49:55.000 Give them an opportunity to change.

00:49:56.000 And if they don't, get rid of them.

00:49:59.000 Cut them out of your life.

00:50:00.000 So important.

00:50:01.000 Just separate yourself from anybody negative that's going to fuck with you.

00:50:04.000 That can make such a huge difference in the quality of your life.

00:50:07.000 You know, and then of course, get the fuck away from drugs, the bad ones.

00:50:11.000 Don't fuck around with heroin.

00:50:12.000 Don't fuck around with meth.

00:50:13.000 Don't fuck around with anything dangerous.

00:50:15.000 If you're going to do something, do things that people have never to hide from and make sure you know what the fuck you're doing before you do it.

00:50:22.000 You know, don't go crazy and smoke the whole joint the first time.

00:50:25.000 You know, you'll shit your pants in paranoia.

00:50:27.000 You'll freak the fuck out.

00:50:28.000 You're probably never going to get high again.

00:50:30.000 The first time you ever get high, you should just get a little tiny bit high.

00:50:33.000 Just a little.

00:50:34.000 Take a tiny bit of a hit and get used to it.

00:50:38.000 It's like riding a surfboard.

00:50:39.000 You can't just hop on.

00:50:40.000 You'll be awesome at it.

00:50:42.000 You know, the feeling of being caught up in the wave of THC when you get really high, it's like you're connecting to another frequency that it's not available to you when you're sober.

00:50:54.000 And that's what people who don't smoke marijuana don't understand.

00:50:56.000 There's an awareness, an opening of your mind.

00:50:59.000 I mean, I've had it explained to me chemically about, you know, GABA and dopamine and all the different things that go on.

00:51:05.000 There was a recent thread about it on my message board where people are talking about the effect of it.

00:51:09.000 But the bottom line is it does something to the way you think.

00:51:13.000 And it opens up new levels of awareness.

00:51:16.000 And if you get too much of that, you're going to freak the fuck out.

00:51:19.000 And that's called being paranoid.

00:51:21.000 But what paranoia comes from is this is probably the first time you're recognizing reality.

00:51:25.000 You know, you're a very vulnerable person.

00:51:28.000 We all are.

00:51:28.000 Life is, you know, it's a transient experience.

00:51:32.000 You're going to pass from this to something else.

00:51:35.000 Who knows?

00:51:35.000 Maybe.

00:51:36.000 Who knows what the fuck this is in the first place?

00:51:38.000 Who knows what the ultimate goal of the human race is in the first place?

00:51:41.000 You just live your life and go through it and you put your blinders on.

00:51:45.000 And when you have a hit of some really good weed, those blinders just fall down around you.

00:51:50.000 And you realize, like, wow, I'm this fragile, fleshy little temporary being that's clinging to this spinning orb as it's Flying through the galaxy, and people are sitting around talking about John and Cade and fucking Miley Cyrus and nonsense.

00:52:09.000 And while this is all going on, we're hurling through the galaxy.

00:52:13.000 And it literally is never discussed, you know.

00:52:15.000 And I have a bit about it, you can see it on YouTube.

00:52:17.000 I think it's somebody put it up.

00:52:19.000 It's from my shiny happy jihad CD.

00:52:24.000 It's about flying through space, but that's what we are.

00:52:26.000 I mean, we're just animals clinging to a sphere in eternity, in this gigantic sea of eternity, sea of space, this never-ending thing that we're a part of, but we completely ignore.

00:52:41.000 And we focus on the most mundane bullshit, like Tiger Woods, fucking all these girls, you know, and like what else? 0.64

00:52:48.000 What are those other dumb shit that people have been focusing on lately in the news?

00:52:52.000 I don't know, but I think why people focus on so much of it is because, you know, they need something.

00:52:58.000 It's like kind of watching the same movie over and over again.

00:53:00.000 You know, you need constant new information and stuff like that, you know?

00:53:03.000 Like, I understand what you're saying, like, about the whole thing, but I think that's why so many people focus on the dumb shit, because it's new shit, you know?

00:53:13.000 That same thing.

00:53:14.000 Yeah, that's a good point.

00:53:16.000 So, like, what you're saying is that the reason why people focus on like Tiger Woods and stuff like that is just because it's new information.

00:53:22.000 It doesn't matter.

00:53:23.000 We've been in space for so long and nothing happens.

00:53:26.000 And you look up, you see stars, blah, blah, blah.

00:53:28.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:53:29.000 Right.

00:53:29.000 It's like if having the same cell phone.

00:53:31.000 Would you have the same cell phone for 10 years or if Tiger Woods new cell phone came out?

00:53:36.000 Would you get the Tiger Woods new cell phone?

00:53:37.000 That's a good point.

00:53:39.000 I think Brian's on to something.

00:53:41.000 I think, you know, I mean, it makes sense because, you know, people are, we do really, we have this push for new things and innovation, and it's literally built into our hard wiring.

00:53:50.000 Which is why you can take a guy with the hottest chick in the world and he doesn't want to fuck her anymore. 1.00

00:53:54.000 It's like you get tired of fucking the hottest chick in the world. 0.94

00:53:56.000 And that really is true.

00:53:57.000 You know, that can happen.

00:53:59.000 If you look at life the wrong way, and that's one of the other things that's awesome about weed.

00:54:03.000 If you smoke weed and you fuck your girlfriend, like if you don't usually do that, it's like you're fucking a new person.

00:54:09.000 It's like you appreciate her all for who she is and what she looks like.

00:54:14.000 You appreciate it all over again.

00:54:16.000 It's really weird, man.

00:54:17.000 At least for me.

00:54:17.000 Do you feel like that when you smoke weed and get with your lady?

00:54:22.000 Yeah.

00:54:24.000 When you smoke weed and get with your lady. 0.82

00:54:26.000 My lady doesn't really smoke weed, so it's not really that fun. 1.00

00:54:29.000 Well, mine can't right now because she's pregnant with me Bambino. 1.00

00:54:32.000 So have you played with the Nexus one yet?

00:54:35.000 No, I have not.

00:54:36.000 You're not a fan, huh?

00:54:38.000 Nah, not really.

00:54:39.000 Brian Reichel Tech Review, ladies and gentlemen.

00:54:43.000 The main problem is, is if you have something like we both have iPhones, and you have Facebook and Twitter and all these applications, I've had Droid.

00:54:52.000 Why have an inferior version of those applications?

00:54:55.000 The Facebook on the Droid sucks.

00:54:56.000 The Twitter on the droid's not as good as Twitter, too.

00:54:59.000 You know?

00:54:59.000 Everything is just...

00:55:05.000 I have an iPhone, but I really use it more of as a laptop that I keep in my pocket.

00:55:12.000 That's really what it is for me.

00:55:14.000 Because the bottom line with the iPhone is it's on AT ⁇ T and AT ⁇ T sucks.

00:55:19.000 When I'm talking to people on AT ⁇ T, I can guarantee it's going to cut out three or four times before I get wherever the fuck I'm going.

00:55:25.000 When I drive my car, I love the fact that I can have both hands on a steering wheel and I can just talk, you know, and I'm having conversations and I can, you know, do business and answer questions and catch up with old friends that I don't have a chance to catch up with.

00:55:37.000 I love that, man.

00:55:38.000 That's huge to me.

00:55:39.000 To me, that's one of the most important features of communication, the ability to fucking talk to somebody.

00:55:44.000 I don't like text messaging just back and forth.

00:55:47.000 After a while, man, you're like, I want to hear your fucking voice, you know?

00:55:51.000 That's the way I like talking to people.

00:55:52.000 You know, it's fun.

00:55:54.000 You know, you can get things out of it.

00:55:55.000 You feed off of each other.

00:55:57.000 You know, it's a volley.

00:55:58.000 You're going back and forth.

00:55:59.000 So if your fucking phone can't make phone calls, that's weak.

00:56:03.000 That's weak shit.

00:56:04.000 So I use a Blackberry with Verizon.

00:56:07.000 No one's paying me to say this.

00:56:08.000 But the reason why I use a Blackberry is because we do UFCs in the UK.

00:56:13.000 And the only way you can get a phone that works overseas is you got to get a world phone.

00:56:17.000 Because we have two different systems here in America.

00:56:20.000 We have CDMA and GSM.

00:56:22.000 And GSM is T-Mobile and AT ⁇ T. And CDMA is Sprint and Verizon.

00:56:27.000 And they're two totally different types of signals.

00:56:29.000 Well, in other countries, most other countries don't use the CDMA, which Verizon has.

00:56:34.000 But it's the best in America.

00:56:35.000 In America, it's the shit.

00:56:37.000 It's way better.

00:56:38.000 I mean, when I drive the jiu-jitsu, I would lose people three times with my AT ⁇ T phone.

00:56:43.000 Three fucking times would drive me crazy.

00:56:45.000 But my Verizon, right there.

00:56:47.000 It never drops off for a second.

00:56:48.000 It's so much better.

00:56:50.000 But the bottom line is, this shit is whack.

00:56:53.000 This phone is like an iPhone from 20 fucking years ago.

00:56:57.000 That's what it's like.

00:56:59.000 It's like some cheap knockoff, you know, like some third world country, you know, where they make fake watches and shit like that. 0.99

00:57:06.000 They try to knock off.

00:57:07.000 The cameras are pretty nice.

00:57:08.000 The flashes are pretty nice, usually.

00:57:10.000 Yes, the camera's dope.

00:57:12.000 The flash is very good.

00:57:14.000 The video is excellent.

00:57:15.000 Yes.

00:57:16.000 Threaded texting.

00:57:17.000 The video is excellent.

00:57:18.000 It's not bad to type on.

00:57:20.000 The typing, this is the new one, the Storm 2.

00:57:22.000 The double-clicking is not bad.

00:57:24.000 This is not when it dropped in the toilet?

00:57:25.000 Yeah.

00:57:25.000 It's dropping the toilet.

00:57:27.000 This was right next to my poo, ladies and gentlemen.

00:57:29.000 Ah, totally.

00:57:31.000 I was at the 9.30 Club in Washington, D.C. By the way, I had a good fucking time down there, D.C. people.

00:57:36.000 Thank you very much for your hospitality.

00:57:38.000 Awesome, awesome show.

00:57:39.000 I had a great time.

00:57:40.000 But anyway, I was at the 9.30 Club this Friday night, and I was pooing my pre-performance poo-poo.

00:57:47.000 And I got up and this phone, because I always call it a piece of shit, committed suicide and dove from my pocket into the shitty toilet.

00:57:55.000 It's like, I'll show you who a piece of shit is.

00:57:57.000 Trying to kill data.

00:57:58.000 I know what it's doing because it knows that I haven't backed up in a couple of weeks.

00:58:02.000 I got some cool pictures and videos on here.

00:58:04.000 And this motherfucker is trying to kill himself.

00:58:06.000 And so I got it out and shook it and shook all the water out.

00:58:09.000 But I dried it with a hair dryer and the bitch came back. 1.00

00:58:11.000 I mean, it's great.

00:58:13.000 It works.

00:58:14.000 Probably tired of listening to your shit, Joe Rogan.

00:58:16.000 It's terrible for anything else.

00:58:18.000 When you try to go on the internet, you want to shoot yourself.

00:58:20.000 You try to use the Twitter function on here.

00:58:22.000 so clunky and whack and typing is much better Like, when I have to give someone, if I'm like answering an email and I have to give someone an address or a phone number, it takes five fucking minutes because I barely can push down the three.

00:58:43.000 I'm also, I'm always getting the number right next to it.

00:58:45.000 It's really weak and annoying.

00:58:46.000 So, the iPhone is the shit.

00:58:48.000 It's just so goddamn far above every other phone out there.

00:58:52.000 It's not even close.

00:58:53.000 If you're thinking about you want one phone, if you only had to choose between one phone, you got to go with the iPhone.

00:58:59.000 But if you can afford to have two phones, the iPhone is great for like a little computer.

00:59:02.000 To me, it's huge for pictures and Twitters and applications and going on YouTube.

00:59:07.000 I would probably wait, though, until after the Apple announcement in two weeks, though.

00:59:12.000 Just in case that there's a Verizon iPhone.

00:59:14.000 If there's a Verizon iPhone, I'll fucking jump for joy, but I don't think there's going to be one.

00:59:18.000 We think that the Verizon thing, what we've read online, because we're both, Brian and I are both tech retards, is the Verizon thing is probably going to be some sort of a tablet, like a little, like an internet, like a Kindle, but you can get on the internet with it, which would be kind of interesting.

00:59:35.000 Like a netbook with no keyboard.

00:59:38.000 Or just an oversized iPhone, pretty much.

00:59:40.000 Have you ever heard of Aubrey deGray?

00:59:41.000 Yeah, he's that guy.

00:59:42.000 He's a guy from England that is a professor and a scientist who's working hard on life extension.

00:59:49.000 He's an interesting dude, kind of a real eccentric character with a crazy long beard.

00:59:55.000 And, you know, he's got all these really complex theories on how to extend the human lifetime to like a thousand years.

01:00:02.000 Like the only way you would die is if you had, you know, like got in an accident or something or sickness.

01:00:08.000 Pretty fascinating shit.

01:00:10.000 The problem is, if people live forever, there's not enough room for everybody.

01:00:13.000 You know, we're trying to fuck with nature.

01:00:15.000 You know, nature has us in a cycle.

01:00:17.000 And the cycle is very simple.

01:00:19.000 Nobody lives more than like 120 years if you're the baddest motherfucker ever. 0.62

01:00:23.000 You live to be a buck 20.

01:00:24.000 And then you're done.

01:00:26.000 And the last few years, you are a fragile mess and you better not go anywhere.

01:00:30.000 You know, you could tie your shoes and break your back in half.

01:00:34.000 You know, you could fall down when you're going to wipe your ass and headplant into the wall and be done.

01:00:40.000 Crack your neck, paralyze, shit all over the floor. 0.99

01:00:44.000 I mean, that could be the end.

01:00:45.000 It's going to be ugly.

01:00:46.000 You know, you're going to be a human roll of tissue paper.

01:00:50.000 That's what you're going to be.

01:00:51.000 So that's the cycle of life.

01:00:53.000 And you have children and those children, you pass on your information.

01:00:57.000 And that's what's supposed to happen.

01:00:59.000 We are in the active process of evolving as a species.

01:01:04.000 And there's two things that are going to aid that involvement or evolvement rather, that evolution.

01:01:08.000 It's going to be either technology or it's going to be what we learn and what we pass on.

01:01:15.000 And if you don't evolve and if you don't pass on something, if your children don't evolve, like this race can't exist from just the people that are alive now living forever, okay?

01:01:28.000 Because people don't change that much.

01:01:30.000 They try, they do their best, but the amount of people that change over the amount of people that don't change, I mean, shit.

01:01:36.000 How many people do you know that get their shit together, that have gotten their shit together, that didn't have it?

01:01:40.000 You know, how many people do you know?

01:01:43.000 Not many.

01:01:44.000 Not that many.

01:01:45.000 Most people who are a fucking mess stay a mess.

01:01:48.000 And that's not good.

01:01:49.000 Those aren't good odds for a whole race of humans.

01:01:52.000 You know, I think that the best bet for the human race, if we really care about it as a whole, but we don't.

01:01:57.000 We care about ourselves because we're animals and because we have these instincts and these instincts are designed to make sure that we stay alive.

01:02:04.000 And, you know, and that's just hardwiring.

01:02:06.000 Even though your logic and your reason would dictate, well, hey, I'm only here for a temporary amount of time anyway.

01:02:12.000 I need to look at this like, what is my purpose here?

01:02:14.000 What am I supposed to be doing?

01:02:15.000 And what you're supposed to be doing is making it better for the next people.

01:02:18.000 What you're supposed to be doing is making it as good as you can for the people here and leaving an impression so that maybe you can enhance the minds and the open the eyes and set the tone for the next people.

01:02:31.000 You know, if you meet a guy who's like a real, I mean, every time I've ever met someone who's like really fucking cool and really nice and really friendly, it has always inspired me to be cooler and nicer and friendlier.

01:02:41.000 It's like, it's so cool to meet people like that.

01:02:44.000 But, you know, when I was growing up in Boston, I knew a lot of fucking hard-ass people.

01:02:50.000 I knew a lot of people that were just always ready to insult you and always wanted to fight.

01:02:55.000 And I knew a lot of, and if you grow up around a lot of people like that, you become like that.

01:03:01.000 It can make you like that.

01:03:02.000 You live in that environment where everybody's kind of douchey to each other on occasion.

01:03:06.000 Like you go out to a bar in Boston, chances are you're going to see a fight.

01:03:10.000 You go to a nightclub in Boston, dudes still throw down.

01:03:12.000 I mean, it's one of the few places.

01:03:14.000 Remember when we went to, we used to do the Comedy Connection in Fanny Hall?

01:03:17.000 And after the show at like 2 o'clock in the morning, that fucking place would be alive.

01:03:21.000 In the summertime, it was crackling.

01:03:24.000 It was crackling.

01:03:25.000 Like at any moment, you could see a fucking brawl break out where dudes punch somebody and fucking tables would start flying.

01:03:33.000 I mean, it was a crazy place.

01:03:34.000 Yeah, I would hate to live there.

01:03:36.000 Yeah, I mean, how many fights do we see there?

01:03:37.000 We saw so many fights and so many close fights.

01:03:40.000 Me and Ariam has gotten a fight at McDonald's.

01:03:42.000 Just waiting in line for food.

01:03:43.000 Yeah, dudes are way more aggressive in Boston than, like, say, if you go out and try to get something to eat in Texas, you know, people are generally pretty fucking friendly.

01:03:54.000 Like, everybody has this, like, this stereotype of Texas, but you're way safer going out to get some late-night food in Texas.

01:04:00.000 Like, especially like Austin.

01:04:02.000 Shit, Austin's badass.

01:04:04.000 That's one of the friendliest fucking cities in the country.

01:04:07.000 You know, you want to go get something to eat at 2 o'clock in the morning in Austin, you're fine.

01:04:10.000 You go get something to eat at 2 o'clock in the morning in Boston.

01:04:13.000 You might see a fucking assault.

01:04:15.000 You know, you might be a part of something.

01:04:17.000 You got to watch where the fuck you're going.

01:04:23.000 Okay, ladies and gentlemen, we're going to go to the questions.

01:04:30.000 There's got to be something you're not looking forward to about fatherhood.

01:04:33.000 Well, I'm already a father.

01:04:35.000 I love it.

01:04:35.000 You know, what you don't look forward to is you don't look forward to the fact that you're going to lose a lot of your time.

01:04:42.000 Without a doubt, you're going to have to spend, if you don't want to be a shitty parent, you know, if you've had a childhood that was less than perfect, which I think most of us have, right?

01:04:52.000 You learn from that and you're supposed to be a better person and a better parent from that.

01:04:56.000 And once you have a fucking kid, man, it's like, all right, you have this immense, immense responsibility to raise a human being correctly.

01:05:05.000 And You got to get your own shit together.

01:05:07.000 You know, it forces you.

01:05:10.000 And you're going to definitely have to look at things a little bit differently because you're not going to have the same amount of free time.

01:05:15.000 And you can't look at yourself like you're the only thing.

01:05:18.000 That's what I was talking about before with a lot of people that I know that aren't happy.

01:05:22.000 One of the reasons why they're not happy is they don't have people in their life that are really important.

01:05:27.000 I know dudes that are like grown men that don't even have really, really close friends.

01:05:31.000 They have like friends, but they like keep shit from them.

01:05:34.000 And sometimes they get in bad arguments with them.

01:05:36.000 And they don't have anybody that they really open up and are 100% honest with, which is really huge.

01:05:43.000 If you don't have like a real friend that you can fucking tell everything to, you got to have those in your life, man.

01:05:49.000 Those are huge.

01:05:50.000 When we're all out, like when it's me and Brian and Eddie and Joey and we're all out bullshitting, we tell each other basically everything.

01:05:58.000 You know, that's one of the fun things about it.

01:06:01.000 You know, one of the fun things about hanging out with like people that you really like is, you know, you get to see inside each other's fucking the wiring under the board.

01:06:09.000 You get to see how your brain works.

01:06:11.000 You know, you get to throw out the way you're thinking and what's going on in your life to them and see how, you know, a person who's not living your life but loves you and looks out for you and wants you to be happy gets to look at it and see it.

01:06:23.000 And that's very important for people because sometimes you can't see your life objectively.

01:06:27.000 Sometimes you need somebody in your life that cares about you.

01:06:31.000 And when people don't have that shit, they don't feel like they have that 100% honesty with someone, you're disconnected to the universe.

01:06:38.000 And that's one of the reasons why people get so depressed.

01:06:40.000 You know, you're depressed because you don't have all this love in your life.

01:06:43.000 You have to have a lot of love.

01:06:44.000 And you have to put it out there too.

01:06:45.000 If you're putting out shit, you're going to get shit back.

01:06:48.000 And then you're going to get into a downward spiral that you're never going to pull out of.

01:06:52.000 You're going to have a shitty life.

01:06:53.000 You're putting out bad energy.

01:06:54.000 It's always coming back at you.

01:06:56.000 You're always going to be unlucky.

01:06:57.000 You're always going to be unhappy.

01:06:59.000 It's just the way it is.

01:07:00.000 If you're an asshole, you're not going to be happy.

01:07:02.000 Assholes, they look like they're happy because you see them laughing.

01:07:04.000 They go home and cry and drink or they're fucking psycho and they have no emotions whatsoever.

01:07:10.000 But no one is happy being negative.

01:07:12.000 Everybody wants to be loving.

01:07:14.000 Everybody wants to have good friends and have a good fucking time.

01:07:17.000 So this Aubrey deGrey guy, you're not going to live forever, bitch. 1.00

01:07:20.000 And you're not supposed to.

01:07:22.000 You're supposed to do what you can to the people that you influence and touch in this life and hope that it carries on into the next.

01:07:30.000 And we all know this.

01:07:31.000 We know this inherently.

01:07:33.000 And we all know inherently the people who've done this to us.

01:07:36.000 Like I said, we've all met people that inspired us.

01:07:38.000 And I think that's what we're here for.

01:07:40.000 think that's what uh that's what we're supposed to do it's just you're on cover are you What is this robot?

01:07:49.000 Why are you playing distracting shit?

01:07:51.000 Let me know when you're playing shit.

01:07:52.000 Tell me what it is.

01:08:01.000 It's hard to read the questions off here, man.

01:08:04.000 Any plans for a book?

01:08:05.000 Yeah, I'm writing a book, man, but the problem is I'm writing comedy at the same time, and I'm also writing blog entries, and I'm also trying to do all my other bullshit.

01:08:13.000 So it's taking some time, you know.

01:08:16.000 It's hard to sit down and just write a book.

01:08:18.000 Because I sit down and write things, and I just want to write about one thing that day, and then I like, that's one of the things I like about blogs.

01:08:24.000 I could just write it and throw it up, and bam, there it is.

01:08:27.000 But I'm always looking for new ways that people can listen to my shit, get my ideas out there, and get my stuff out there, and come to see me doing stand-up.

01:08:37.000 And, you know, the different ways to do that.

01:08:40.000 You know, it's like books are legitimate ways.

01:08:44.000 There's still a lot of people that don't even have any idea that I'm a stand-up comedian, you know, just because of stuff that I've done that's not funny, like Fear Factor and whatever.

01:08:51.000 And, you know, and then doing commentary for the UFC.

01:08:54.000 It's the same thing.

01:08:55.000 It's like there's a lot of people that really have no idea that I'm even a comedian.

01:09:01.000 So I try to do the best I can to use all the different avenues to get that out there.

01:09:07.000 So I think a book is going to help.

01:09:09.000 And also, I think it'd be cool to have something that I actually wrote that's a book.

01:09:13.000 You know, I just think having a real book in the bookstore is something cool about that.

01:09:20.000 Book takes lots of concentration.

01:09:21.000 Smoke more weed.

01:09:22.000 That's excellent advice.

01:09:24.000 I almost always write stoned.

01:09:26.000 And it might not make sense.

01:09:27.000 And the problem is I read it when I'm not stoned.

01:09:30.000 I'm like, what the fuck was I rambling about?

01:09:33.000 But when I'm high, it's all like super genius shit.

01:09:35.000 Do do do do do do do do do.

01:09:42.000 Thank you.

01:09:44.000 Yeah, I was talking about depression.

01:09:46.000 Brian's playing a fucking robot video.

01:09:49.000 Trying to lighten the mood, Joe.

01:09:51.000 We don't need that, man.

01:09:53.000 Is Jason Ellis the best radio show to go on?

01:09:56.000 Opi and Anthony is the best radio show to go on.

01:09:58.000 Jason Ellis is a close second.

01:10:00.000 His show is fun as fuck.

01:10:02.000 Jason's cool as shit.

01:10:04.000 He's hilarious, too.

01:10:05.000 I love listening to him.

01:10:06.000 He's just cocky and he's funny.

01:10:09.000 And he's a cool dude.

01:10:11.000 I like him a lot.

01:10:12.000 I like that guy.

01:10:13.000 He's fun.

01:10:15.000 Too many guys in Boston wearing affliction t-shirts.

01:10:18.000 Well, there's nice people that wear affliction t-shirts too, sir.

01:10:20.000 I goof on affliction t-shirts all the time, but I wear their shit.

01:10:24.000 I bought their jeans.

01:10:25.000 I bought their dragon jeans.

01:10:28.000 Those jeans are awful.

01:10:29.000 The jeans are a little bit great.

01:10:31.000 But I got some dope ass, these Japanese samurai ones from Affliction. 1.00

01:10:37.000 Those are the shit, man.

01:10:39.000 The whole mythical, I think it's called Heroes and Demons.

01:10:43.000 It's badass.

01:10:44.000 It's like samurais fighting tigers and shit.

01:10:47.000 It's really cool art by this Japanese tattooist, but they don't make them anymore.

01:10:53.000 But I told Tom, Tom from Affliction, like those shirts are the shit.

01:10:57.000 I love them.

01:10:58.000 I used to, before I smoked weed, I used to dress terrible.

01:11:00.000 I think I dress bad now.

01:11:02.000 They used to have leopard print stripes, like structure shirts with like wear really, I used to wear like crushed red velvet shirts and crazy big, I'm not joking, crazy big Hawaiian shirts.

01:11:16.000 I'm a fashion retard, like I always have been. 0.97

01:11:19.000 You know, that's why I still wear a fanny pack.

01:11:22.000 Like I wear a fanny pack all the time.

01:11:24.000 You know, whenever we travel, I wear a fanny pack.

01:11:26.000 And a belt chain.

01:11:27.000 Yeah, and my chain, my wallet chain.

01:11:29.000 I don't care.

01:11:30.000 The wallet chain, you know why it's there?

01:11:31.000 I've lost my wallet before.

01:11:32.000 I don't want to lose my wallet again.

01:11:33.000 Bam, I got a wallet chain.

01:11:34.000 Should be a little short with that.

01:11:36.000 I like it.

01:11:36.000 Nope.

01:11:39.000 I like it too because Imperial Rose Collection, my man David Tadman, he made it for me.

01:11:43.000 He said it to me.

01:11:44.000 This dude's this really cool dude who's a big MMA fan, who's a jeweler.

01:11:48.000 So to me, it has like power.

01:11:48.000 And he sent it to me.

01:11:50.000 It's like a gift from somebody, you know?

01:11:52.000 So it's this cool chain that I like it.

01:11:54.000 It gives me strength.

01:11:55.000 And I like that I'm not going to lose my fucking wallet again.

01:11:58.000 People are like, look stupid.

01:11:59.000 You're fucking 42.

01:12:00.000 You got a backwards hat and wallet chain on.

01:12:02.000 I like wearing my baseball hat backwards.

01:12:04.000 I like having a wallet chain.

01:12:06.000 If you think I look silly, good.

01:12:08.000 Make fun of me.

01:12:08.000 I don't care.

01:12:09.000 Have you like gone without wearing the wallet chain for like a whole day?

01:12:12.000 No, never.

01:12:13.000 I've wear a wallet chain for decades.

01:12:16.000 Yeah, that's weird.

01:12:17.000 I can't remember the last time I didn't wear a wallet chain.

01:12:19.000 And that was on Fear Factor.

01:12:20.000 They used to make me tuck that shit in.

01:12:22.000 And it's weird because there's not many of you.

01:12:24.000 You know, there's not many wallet chain people.

01:12:26.000 I don't give a fuck.

01:12:27.000 I like it.

01:12:27.000 Do you ever run in across any other wallet chain people?

01:12:29.000 Yeah, well, dudes will compliment each other on his wallet chains. 0.94

01:12:32.000 And now dudes will look at the chain and go, damn, that's pretty badass, man.

01:12:35.000 And Dana White gave me a dope ass one, too. 1.00

01:12:38.000 I wonder if in the 1700s, if you would have a last one.

01:12:41.000 Dana White's given me two wallet chains.

01:12:43.000 That's how cool Dana White is. 1.00

01:12:44.000 But this is the one that I use now.

01:12:46.000 That's sweet.

01:12:47.000 Can you see it?

01:12:48.000 Yeah.

01:12:48.000 I like it because it's all like handcrafted, man.

01:12:52.000 It's a little dragon head.

01:12:53.000 And the little dragon head opens up and that clips onto my belt.

01:12:56.000 And the chain is dope.

01:12:58.000 The chain is really cool.

01:12:59.000 And for whatever fucking reason, okay?

01:13:01.000 This shit is metal as fuck.

01:13:03.000 But it does not go off when you go through the metal detector.

01:13:07.000 Yes!

01:13:08.000 How stupid are metal detectors?

01:13:09.000 I will fucking kill you with this.

01:13:11.000 Oh, shit.

01:13:13.000 You can have a tripod on the plane, but you can have a fucking chain.

01:13:16.000 Yeah, this thing goes right through the metal detector.

01:13:20.000 That's weird.

01:13:21.000 It's crazy.

01:13:22.000 I mean, you really have to think like that.

01:13:24.000 I mean, I hope I shouldn't have opened my mouth.

01:13:26.000 I hope retards from TSA is watching this. 1.00

01:13:30.000 Those fucking knuckleheads.

01:13:31.000 Some of them are cool.

01:13:32.000 I ran into a lot of cool people at the airport, but the laws is what's not cool.

01:13:37.000 None of it makes any goddamn sense.

01:13:38.000 You know, put a goddamn cop on a plane, on every plane.

01:13:41.000 Don't they already do that?

01:13:42.000 They did that already?

01:13:43.000 Yeah.

01:13:43.000 Well, not every plane.

01:13:44.000 You can't bring a pool cue on.

01:13:46.000 You could bring a skateboard, but you can't bring a pool queue.

01:13:49.000 You could have a big 17-inch laptop.

01:13:49.000 What about a laptop?

01:13:52.000 Right.

01:13:52.000 Mac.

01:13:53.000 And you could have a laptop that you designed purposely to fuck people up.

01:13:56.000 Totally.

01:13:57.000 It's weird.

01:13:58.000 Totally.

01:13:59.000 It's totally weird.

01:13:59.000 Yeah.

01:14:00.000 We should shut up before we get all this shit taken off.

01:14:02.000 We should shut the phone off.

01:14:03.000 We'll get it all taken away.

01:14:07.000 So how was Washington?

01:14:08.000 Washington was badass.

01:14:10.000 Washington, D.C. D.C. Show was great, man.

01:14:14.000 We were at this place called the 930 Club.

01:14:15.000 That's where I told you my phone fell in the toilet.

01:14:18.000 Awesome.

01:14:19.000 Awesome crowd, really.

01:14:20.000 I don't get to D.C. very much.

01:14:22.000 And the last time I was there before was with John Heffron and Charlie Murphy.

01:14:27.000 We did the Maxim Comedy Tour.

01:14:29.000 You're in Miami Beach, Florida next week, right?

01:14:31.000 Yeah, I'm in Miami Beach, Florida on the 22nd, which is what day is that?

01:14:36.000 That's what I was looking at right now.

01:14:37.000 It is a Friday page.

01:14:39.000 Yeah, it's on the Ustream page.

01:14:40.000 Friday.

01:14:41.000 Put the little calendar on the You Stream.

01:14:43.000 Yeah, so next Friday.

01:14:44.000 Ba-bam, motherfuckers. 1.00

01:14:46.000 That's another place I'm not at very often.

01:14:47.000 Not in Florida very often.

01:14:49.000 Not in Miami very often.

01:14:50.000 But I'm here Friday, bitches. 1.00

01:14:52.000 That's going to be fun.

01:14:52.000 That comedy show.

01:14:53.000 I guess there's going to be a lot of people in town for that.

01:14:56.000 A lot of comics are going to be in town for that.

01:14:58.000 That sounds cool.

01:14:58.000 Yeah.

01:14:59.000 Awesome.

01:15:01.000 Powerful comedy festival.

01:15:02.000 And tickets are selling really fast.

01:15:04.000 So if you want to go, go to...

01:15:08.000 Where the fuck do we go?

01:15:09.000 I think that one is...

01:15:13.000 Yeah, it is.

01:15:14.000 You know what?

01:15:14.000 I'm going to throw the link on Twitter because I'm such a badass bitch.

01:15:17.000 Oh, that's what I was going to talk to you about.

01:15:19.000 It's through Live Nation.

01:15:19.000 What?

01:15:21.000 So if you go to live nation.com, each ticket, they are charging $17, like something crazy, like $15.

01:15:28.000 Like Live Nation gets a cut?

01:15:30.000 Service charge.

01:15:30.000 $15 service charge.

01:15:32.000 For three tickets, some dude was saying that he was paying something like insane, like $200 or something.

01:15:37.000 Really?

01:15:38.000 Yeah.

01:15:38.000 Go check it.

01:15:40.000 Actually, we can do it right now.

01:15:40.000 We can do it live.

01:15:41.000 Well, you know, that's one of the things I like about a regular goddamn comedy club.

01:15:45.000 A regular comedy club.

01:15:46.000 What does the ticket cost?

01:15:48.000 $25?

01:15:49.000 You walk in the door, you pay your $25, and that's it, man.

01:15:52.000 Yeah.

01:15:53.000 You know?

01:15:53.000 Or if you show up early, you know, you can go to the box office or you can order online.

01:15:57.000 You just buy it from the club and that's what it costs.

01:16:00.000 You go through an agency.

01:16:01.000 But if you're going to do like a big concert or something like that, you have to go through an agency.

01:16:05.000 That's another world.

01:16:06.000 Once you start doing like big venues, start doing like several thousand people.

01:16:10.000 That's a totally different world.

01:16:12.000 That's why I love comedy clubs.

01:16:14.000 First of all, the show's better.

01:16:15.000 The shows are always better when it's like less than 600 people.

01:16:19.000 Once you get over like 600 people, there's still fun.

01:16:22.000 There's still a lot of fun.

01:16:23.000 DC was more than 600 people, I think.

01:16:26.000 But it's still a good time.

01:16:29.000 Don't get me wrong.

01:16:30.000 But it's just not the same experience.

01:16:33.000 The experience you get in the comedy club is like you're right there.

01:16:35.000 You're in the mix.

01:16:36.000 There's low ceilings and shit, and there's just 300 of you, and you're fucking around, just hanging out, you know?

01:16:42.000 Okay, three tickets.

01:16:44.000 Try to guess the grand total.

01:16:45.000 Tell me.

01:16:46.000 $159.60 for three tickets.

01:16:50.000 That's a lot of money, man.

01:16:53.000 Have I smoked weed with Doug Benson?

01:16:55.000 Probably.

01:16:56.000 I don't remember, though.

01:16:58.000 I must have.

01:16:59.000 I might not have, though.

01:17:01.000 I think I did once.

01:17:02.000 I think I showed him the solo pipe.

01:17:04.000 I was going to get him one, I think.

01:17:07.000 Doug's a very nice guy.

01:17:09.000 Yeah, he's a real cool guy.

01:17:10.000 And I did his podcast.

01:17:10.000 Very nice guy.

01:17:11.000 He's very fun, too.

01:17:14.000 He's got an I Love Movies podcast, but I was totally useless on it because I'm not a big movie fan.

01:17:20.000 So they were going to, like, they were all going off, especially Patton.

01:17:22.000 Patton Oswald was on.

01:17:23.000 He's a movie freak.

01:17:25.000 And they were just quoting all these weird, obscure movies and weird, obscure.

01:17:28.000 And I just didn't know anything.

01:17:30.000 I was useless.

01:17:32.000 They were like, what's your favorite movie?

01:17:33.000 I'm like, oh, I don't have one.

01:17:35.000 You don't have a favorite movie?

01:17:36.000 I don't think I have a favorite movie, man.

01:17:38.000 Right now it's Avatar.

01:17:40.000 Just because I never get felt.

01:17:44.000 I've never felt like that before, you know?

01:17:46.000 Yeah.

01:17:46.000 Like in a movie, like, wow.

01:17:48.000 Like, that movie, like, even though it was dumb, you know, even though it was like cliche, it didn't matter.

01:17:53.000 It's like felt, it felt so powerful.

01:17:56.000 You know, like, it was like moved to tears almost a couple times.

01:17:58.000 It's like, I mean, even though it was silly, it was like comic book style, but super powerful.

01:18:04.000 You know, like the images and the way it was done.

01:18:07.000 Even though there was like some cliche shit in it, it doesn't matter, man.

01:18:10.000 They're fucking awesome.

01:18:15.000 Did I get my tomahawk pipe?

01:18:17.000 Yes, I did, sir.

01:18:18.000 Actually.

01:18:19.000 Here it is right here.

01:18:21.000 But we haven't used it because it's kind of weak.

01:18:23.000 It's very clogged already.

01:18:25.000 Yeah, well, it's just, it's dumb.

01:18:27.000 It's dumb.

01:18:28.000 You're not really supposed to smoke out of it.

01:18:30.000 You're supposed to just go, man, I've got a tomahawk pipe, man.

01:18:35.000 It's silly.

01:18:38.000 But yeah, I got it.

01:18:39.000 I got it just so I could show you guys I got it.

01:18:42.000 When did I start smoking weed?

01:18:43.000 I didn't start until I was like 30 years old.

01:18:45.000 That's why I'm so passionate about it.

01:18:47.000 Because my whole life, I thought that if you smoke weed, you'd be lazy.

01:18:50.000 You'd be a loser.

01:18:51.000 Because I knew a lot of dudes when I was a kid, and the guys that did drugs, the guys that were partying all the time, they always wanted to fucking their lives up.

01:18:58.000 And I was terrified of fucking my life up.

01:19:01.000 That was my number one fear was being a loser.

01:19:03.000 My number one, I didn't, my ambition was all fucked up because it wasn't that I wanted to be happy and I wanted to, you know, find some place of, some point of success and do, you know, achieve some goal or, you know, be something for a living that I wanted to be.

01:19:19.000 I wasn't doing that.

01:19:20.000 I was just trying not to be a loser.

01:19:22.000 I was terrified that I was going to be a loser.

01:19:24.000 So, you know, I think that's very important to have the right mindset.

01:19:30.000 Like when you're growing up?

01:19:30.000 Don't you think?

01:19:32.000 How gigantic is that?

01:19:33.000 Yeah.

01:19:34.000 I think it's a lot with parents, but also, you know, just how you're raised and the whole package.

01:19:40.000 Yeah, and the people around you think too.

01:19:42.000 That's very important, man.

01:19:44.000 You know, I don't even remember what I was talking about.

01:19:47.000 That's how high we are, ladies and gentlemen.

01:19:49.000 Barbecued.

01:19:50.000 But we were talking about something real simple.

01:19:52.000 What the hell was it?

01:19:54.000 We're talking about Avatar.

01:19:56.000 By the way, I finally saw him 3D and I loved it.

01:19:59.000 That fucking movie was so great.

01:20:01.000 It was the greatest movie ever.

01:20:03.000 I mean, I say I don't have a favorite movie, but I guess if I had to have a favorite movie, that's my favorite movie.

01:20:03.000 To me.

01:20:09.000 Any news on Brock Lesnar?

01:20:11.000 I heard Randy Couture said he's back in the gym.

01:20:13.000 Really?

01:20:14.000 Yeah.

01:20:15.000 That's awesome.

01:20:16.000 You know, more important than anything, even if the dude never fights again.

01:20:19.000 Right.

01:20:20.000 You know, maybe he doesn't want to fight anymore now.

01:20:22.000 You know, the most important thing is that he's healthy.

01:20:24.000 And the most important thing is you, ladies and gentlemen, learn something from this situation.

01:20:29.000 Eat your vegetables.

01:20:30.000 It's very important.

01:20:31.000 Eat your fiber.

01:20:32.000 You got to clean out your intestinal tract.

01:20:34.000 Buy a juicer.

01:20:35.000 Buy a juicer.

01:20:36.000 This motherfucker's been juicing like crazy.

01:20:38.000 And it's his whole life is like invigorated.

01:20:42.000 Right, don't you feel like I feel like I could just go do jumping jacks.

01:20:50.000 Why isn't this whack ass thing streaming anymore?

01:20:52.000 I don't know, man.

01:20:54.000 Does Safari suck?

01:20:54.000 Is it Safari?

01:20:56.000 I use Chrome now.

01:20:58.000 Oh, this is Firefox.

01:20:59.000 You know what?

01:21:00.000 I'm going to try to shut this bitch off. 1.00

01:21:02.000 Yeah, just close Firefox.

01:21:03.000 I've been using Chrome a lot lately.

01:21:05.000 I like Chrome a lot.

01:21:06.000 I think it's the best.

01:21:08.000 I don't know.

01:21:08.000 That or Safari is the best.

01:21:10.000 I gave up on Firefox.

01:21:11.000 Firefox has been the worst.

01:21:12.000 Lately, Firefox has just been slow as fuck.

01:21:15.000 Really?

01:21:15.000 Yeah.

01:21:15.000 It used to be good.

01:21:20.000 Yeah, Firefox crashes sometimes on me.

01:21:25.000 Shut off Firefox.

01:21:27.000 I got all my fancy new fucking badass quick internet.

01:21:30.000 It shouldn't be all gayed out. 1.00

01:21:33.000 A lot of people got really mad at me.

01:21:35.000 I did an interview recently, and I talked about the use of the word faggot. 1.00

01:21:39.000 I was just explaining how what happened when I did the spike TV thing, that they told me that I could say any word except faggot when the show was uncensored. 1.00

01:21:46.000 And I was like, that's so crazy because I'm not even talking to a person.

01:21:52.000 I'm talking to a dog and some ants.

01:21:54.000 That's when I use the word faggot. 1.00

01:21:56.000 And it has nothing to do with sexual orientation.

01:21:59.000 And I know Louis C.K. actually has a bit on that about how it never meant gay.

01:22:04.000 Anthony Cumia talks about it all the time on Opi and Anthony about how faggot never really was a homosexual slur when we were kids.

01:22:04.000 And it did.

01:22:11.000 It was, it was not.

01:22:13.000 I mean, but that's true, but it's sort of not true because you knew that it also meant that.

01:22:20.000 But people didn't use it that way.

01:22:21.000 That's not what it meant.

01:22:23.000 And at the end of the day, like, what language is supposed to represent is the context of your thoughts.

01:22:29.000 You know, and the problem is when words get hyper-powered, like cunt or nigger or faggot now. 0.98

01:22:35.000 Faggot is like the new one. 1.00

01:22:37.000 Love's a hyper-powered word too.

01:22:37.000 Or love.

01:22:40.000 These words get hyper-powered and the word itself is more important than the meaning behind the word.

01:22:46.000 It's not a true expression anymore.

01:22:48.000 Like, I mean, a lot of people in relationships and, you know, you say, say you love me.

01:22:52.000 Tell me you love me.

01:22:53.000 All right, I love you.

01:22:54.000 It's like this weird fucking magic word thing that you have to say.

01:22:58.000 It's like, you should know by the way someone communicates with you whether or not they love you.

01:23:02.000 They shouldn't have to say this one word shouldn't have all this goddamn power.

01:23:06.000 You know, the same thing with the word nigger and the same thing with the word faggot. 0.90

01:23:10.000 And now, I guess.

01:23:11.000 Because this gay guy told me when he was explaining this to me that I couldn't say faggot. 1.00

01:23:16.000 You know, even if I didn't mean anything, he didn't mean gay people.

01:23:18.000 I couldn't say it because I'm not gay.

01:23:19.000 He said, but gay people can say it.

01:23:21.000 Because he goes, it's our nigger. 1.00

01:23:24.000 Why you have guys kissing?

01:23:25.000 That's John Travolta.

01:23:26.000 Who's he kissing?

01:23:27.000 John Travolta is, I don't know, some dude he met on the streets.

01:23:30.000 Wow, that's shocking news, TV.

01:23:32.000 What's great?

01:23:33.000 He's going to get me sued.

01:23:34.000 Who's he kissing?

01:23:36.000 Obviously, it's stage, ladies and gentlemen.

01:23:38.000 Well, it's not.

01:23:38.000 This one's not stage where he's getting into an airplane kissing another gentleman.

01:23:44.000 Well, you know, maybe he likes kissing gentlemen.

01:23:46.000 Doesn't mean he's gay, Brian.

01:23:48.000 I don't know where you're going with this.

01:23:50.000 Listen, just because John Travolta is kissing Manny's photos and one of the funniest things you ever said, dude, was you want to say?

01:23:59.000 John Travolta is gayer than a room full of dicks.

01:24:02.000 Did I say that?

01:24:03.000 Yeah, in Vegas.

01:24:04.000 Isn't that one of my favorite things he ever said?

01:24:06.000 Well, clearly I was just saying it in jest, ladies and gentlemen.

01:24:09.000 I do not know who's homosexual.

01:24:11.000 There's a funny story that I've told before, but it's a true story.

01:24:15.000 There was a dude who was a fighter in this organization, this other fighting organization outside of the UFC.

01:24:22.000 this was like the 90s and they went to do It was an internet search on this man's name because they were going to write a story about Him to promote his show, and as they were searching him, they found out that someone with the same name was a gay porn star, and not just a gay porn star, but the winner of the Hungriest Butt Contest.

01:24:48.000 Not the runner-up of the Hungriest Butt Contest, the fucking winner. 1.00

01:24:52.000 This dude won the Hungriest Butt Contest, and they didn't believe it was him.

01:24:56.000 And then they just started searching more, and they found photos, and they found photos of him.

01:25:02.000 Like one dude's in his mouth, one dude's in his ass, and they're using him as like Chinese finger handcuffs. 0.83

01:25:08.000 And I mean, they found all this porn on him.

01:25:10.000 Like, the guy, it was, you know, it was pretty easy to find.

01:25:13.000 You know, when the information first got on the internet, porn was the first shit to get out there.

01:25:18.000 Porn was there before anything else.

01:25:20.000 Before Wikipedia, before YouTube, porn was there.

01:25:23.000 So if you had porn on the internet, like you could basically get even stuff that was illegal.

01:25:28.000 Like the early Tracy Lords videos, you could have got those back then.

01:25:32.000 You can't get those now.

01:25:33.000 Like you go looking for a Tracy Lords video now.

01:25:35.000 Anything that's illegal like that, that shit is gone.

01:25:38.000 But back then, you could get it.

01:25:39.000 So gay porn, it was all over the place.

01:25:42.000 This poor fuck, they pulled up all these pictures and videos and everything, and they confronted him.

01:25:46.000 And he was like, bullshit.

01:25:48.000 And then they showed him the photos and he got all angry.

01:25:50.000 And he was the headliner.

01:25:51.000 He was like the big draw.

01:25:54.000 And he just explained that, look, he was down on his luck and it was a lot of money.

01:25:59.000 It was a lot of money.

01:26:00.000 And so he did it.

01:26:01.000 Well, it turns out he did like 100 movies.

01:26:05.000 I mean, and the joke is, how much money is a lot of money to you?

01:26:08.000 Because if I think you do one movie, you live like you're in a Jay-Z video for the rest of your life.

01:26:14.000 That's what I think.

01:26:15.000 You want to do gay sex on video? 1.00

01:26:17.000 What?

01:26:18.000 I got to see some zeros.

01:26:19.000 I got to see a lot of commas and a lot of zeros.

01:26:23.000 But this fucking guy did a lot of these.

01:26:26.000 And the joke is 115 videos.

01:26:29.000 By my accounts, you should have all the money in the world.

01:26:32.000 There should be no more money left for anybody else.

01:26:35.000 Unless you like it.

01:26:36.000 See, if you like sucking decks and if you're gay, then that's not bad at all. 1.00

01:26:41.000 See, this is what people don't understand.

01:26:44.000 Like, just because someone thinks it's funny because they personally are not, they don't want to have gay sex, that doesn't mean it's bad that you have gay sex. 0.64

01:26:51.000 It's only bad for someone who doesn't want to have the gay sex. 1.00

01:26:54.000 Right, Brian?

01:26:55.000 Like, if you're not gay and you do a gay porn, that's a big deal.

01:26:59.000 But if you're gay and you do a gay porn, it's like, so what? 0.53

01:27:02.000 You're sucking dicks. 0.99

01:27:03.000 Is it any more embarrassing that you're doing a video?

01:27:07.000 It's the same.

01:27:09.000 It's no different.

01:27:10.000 But if you're straight and you're out there blowing guys on video, ooh.

01:27:16.000 I used to bit about it in my act that if a guy is like straight and he's blowing a guy, you know, that if you like made a mistake one night, you'll never win an argument ever for the rest of your life.

01:27:28.000 Because as soon as you get in the argument, as soon as shit starts getting real, like, man, you don't even believe people win on the moon.

01:27:32.000 Like, didn't you suck a dick once? 0.99

01:27:34.000 And that's the end.

01:27:36.000 The argument's over.

01:27:37.000 There's no way you can bounce back from that.

01:27:40.000 What?

01:27:41.000 You had a dick in your mouth. 0.99

01:27:42.000 This conversation's over.

01:27:44.000 You can't trust his judgment anymore.

01:27:46.000 You've defeated him.

01:27:48.000 You've deflated him as a human.

01:27:53.000 Do I feel very blessed to be as famous as I am, says genuine evil86.

01:27:58.000 That's hilarious.

01:28:00.000 I'm just famous enough where it's not creepy.

01:28:03.000 I'm just famous enough where no one takes me seriously.

01:28:05.000 First of all, Fear Factor was definitely a blessing in disguise.

01:28:09.000 Because, you know what I'm saying?

01:28:10.000 Like, you know, you get to a place where a lot of people are, like, real super famous people that are loved and worshipped.

01:28:16.000 Like, you know, rock stars or Michael Jackson or something like that or Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt.

01:28:22.000 Like, they're prisoners.

01:28:23.000 Like, they can't go anywhere.

01:28:25.000 Like, that is a terrible way to live.

01:28:27.000 Like, yeah, everybody is fascinated by you, including me.

01:28:30.000 If I saw Brad Pitt in a restaurant, I would like point and stare.

01:28:33.000 Like, me, you want to hear something crazy?

01:28:34.000 Me and Kevin James, okay?

01:28:36.000 And Kevin James is fucking famous, right?

01:28:38.000 That goddamn Paul Blart mall cop movie he did made like $200 million, okay?

01:28:45.000 And Kevin and I are in Boston, and we're in a hotel room, and Tom Cruise was in Boston, too, and Tom Cruise is on the street, okay?

01:28:52.000 And we're in Kevin's fucking hotel room, and Kevin's like, Tom Cruise is out there, look.

01:28:56.000 And so we're like leaning out the window looking at Tom Cruise.

01:29:01.000 And we're on the 10th floor and shit, and Tom Cruise is on the ground floor.

01:29:05.000 And we're like looking at him across the street, like, ooh, like a movie star is gawking at another movie star.

01:29:11.000 It was pretty interesting to watch.

01:29:12.000 I was like, you're, I go, do you know you're that famous?

01:29:15.000 Like, he's not as famous as Tom Cruise, but he's fucking really famous.

01:29:19.000 I mean, it's silly that he's like so fat, but that's what it is, man.

01:29:23.000 People are nutty about fame.

01:29:27.000 That's not a good level.

01:29:28.000 You don't want to be there.

01:29:29.000 You want to be at the level where you don't have to worry about your bills and you're able to do what you want to do, like as far as creatively.

01:29:36.000 That's what I like.

01:29:37.000 I like the fact that I could do comedy, I could do the UFC, I do what I want to do, and I'm enjoying myself.

01:29:44.000 And people enjoy what I'm doing, and you develop fans, you develop people that are appreciating what you do, and you appreciate them, and it's a good relationship.

01:29:51.000 That's a good level of fame.

01:29:54.000 You don't want to be somewhere like, I was watching some video online where the guy, can you put that video up?

01:29:59.000 The dude when George Bush went into a restaurant and he's with five Secret Service agents and the guy screaming and yelling at him, you fucking murderer, you Zionist murdering piece of shit. 0.92

01:30:11.000 And some guy, George Bush Sr., has to, the dude is like, he's an old man. 0.59

01:30:15.000 He's been around forever.

01:30:16.000 He has to travel everywhere with these bodyguards.

01:30:19.000 Everywhere he goes, he has Secret Service guys surrounding him.

01:30:22.000 And yeah, I know what you're saying.

01:30:23.000 No, he caused wars and he's responsible for all these people dying.

01:30:23.000 Yeah.

01:30:27.000 I see it 100%.

01:30:29.000 And it's not like being a movie star, but it's the same thing as far as like, well, no, because people are angry at him.

01:30:36.000 Okay, my point is terrible.

01:30:38.000 But it is, right?

01:30:39.000 Because people are angry at him.

01:30:40.000 I mean, the reason why he's got all those people around him is because people want him dead.

01:30:43.000 Yeah.

01:30:44.000 Anybody who wants Brad Pitt dead is fucking crazy.

01:30:46.000 But the point is, any level of fame, you know, past a certain level can be, it becomes a handicap.

01:30:54.000 It becomes like food.

01:30:55.000 If you have some food, you should only eat until you're not hungry anymore.

01:30:58.000 You shouldn't fucking gorge Yourself and go goddamn crazy.

01:31:01.000 You know, it's very difficult to manage any level of fame and to manage the kind of fame that those guys manage.

01:31:08.000 I mean, it's almost impossible.

01:31:09.000 That's why, why do you think Tom Cruise is so crazy?

01:31:12.000 You have to be crazy.

01:31:14.000 No one cannot be crazy if you're that famous.

01:31:16.000 It's like impossible.

01:31:18.000 Like, who can manage that kind of fame?

01:31:20.000 You know, like when he was on Matt Lauer talking about psychiatrists and antidepressants, like, Matt, you're glib.

01:31:25.000 You're glib.

01:31:26.000 Like, he doesn't even realize how retarded he sounds. 0.98

01:31:29.000 No one tells him.

01:31:30.000 No one tells him that he's talking nonsense.

01:31:32.000 He doesn't have a voice of reason around him.

01:31:34.000 He doesn't have objectivity.

01:31:35.000 He doesn't have anybody who talks to him real.

01:31:36.000 He has people who gawk and stare and look like Kevin James and I from the fucking 10th floor of a hotel.

01:31:42.000 Oh, it's Tom Cruise.

01:31:43.000 No one's giving that guy the real shit.

01:31:45.000 So when he gets on television and talks nonsense, like he doesn't, he has no idea what nonsense is.

01:31:50.000 He's crazy because he's super, super famous.

01:31:53.000 And it's like almost impossible to not be crazy where all the rules are completely different for you than they are for everybody else.

01:31:59.000 The rules for everybody else are totally new.

01:32:02.000 Most people have to create an impression.

01:32:04.000 You meet someone, you tell them what your name is, what you're all about.

01:32:09.000 With him, everywhere he goes, they know everything.

01:32:11.000 They know he's a Scientologist.

01:32:12.000 They know he's the greatest fucking, most successful movie star in the history of the world.

01:32:16.000 I mean, that fucking guy can't go anywhere.

01:32:18.000 Everybody wants to say he's like five foot one and oh, he's gay and he's fucking crazy. 0.87

01:32:23.000 And everybody's staring and scrutinizing him.

01:32:25.000 You know that marriage that he had.

01:32:26.000 That first one, Nicole Kidman, that was all set up.

01:32:29.000 That was not even real.

01:32:30.000 Everybody's constantly up in his shit.

01:32:32.000 How could he not be crazy?

01:32:34.000 Yeah.

01:32:34.000 Right?

01:32:35.000 Brian gets a he gets a lot of internet fame.

01:32:38.000 You get a lot of weirdos that get upset at you.

01:32:41.000 You get a lot of weird.

01:32:42.000 How about that Pepsi Spice thing?

01:32:43.000 Listen to this story.

01:32:45.000 This dude, when Pepsi, you guys remember when Pepsi Spice was around?

01:32:49.000 Well, Brian is like one of the OG internet gangsters.

01:32:52.000 He was like, he was aware of shit that companies weren't aware of.

01:32:56.000 You know, companies were like these multi-multi-billion dollar companies, but they really weren't deep in the internet.

01:33:02.000 They didn't understand the impact it had.

01:33:04.000 So when Pepsi Spice came out, they didn't have PepsiSpice.com.

01:33:08.000 So Brian bought pepsispice.com.

01:33:11.000 And Brian started putting up all these crazy...

01:33:16.000 The website?

01:33:17.000 Yeah.

01:33:18.000 I let it go because I was tired of paying for it.

01:33:20.000 And they weren't bringing back the No, I just let it go. 0.78

01:33:26.000 Somebody else picked it up.

01:33:27.000 But what did you do with all those crazy stories that you wrote on it?

01:33:30.000 Well, tell everybody about the stories.

01:33:32.000 Well, pretty much I just copied off that Morgan Spurlock guy and I said that I was going to drink only Pepsi holiday spice for 30 days.

01:33:40.000 What documents?

01:33:41.000 For the people that don't know, that's from Supersize Me.

01:33:43.000 You ate McDonald's for 30 days.

01:33:45.000 It's a documentary.

01:33:45.000 Pretty good one.

01:33:46.000 Yeah.

01:33:47.000 And so I could only have Pepsi spice to eat and drink for 30 days, which is alone the dumbest thing in the world that anyone believed it.

01:33:56.000 I'm not going to eat food.

01:33:57.000 I'm going to, you know, have.

01:33:59.000 So I started having, like, the first couple days, I started having these lesions and stuff like that.

01:34:04.000 You photoshopped these things off.

01:34:05.000 Yeah, I made like fake things.

01:34:06.000 I made myself look more and more sick.

01:34:08.000 I was losing weight and I was starting like my, I was photoshopping fat off me.

01:34:13.000 And what's crazy is then I started getting interviews from radio stations thinking it's real.

01:34:18.000 And I have that somewhere, like this two-hour interview where college radio stations thought it was real.

01:34:23.000 And I had people actually, I started like really thinking I was like dying and stuff like that.

01:34:29.000 And then one day I just stopped like 20 days in.

01:34:32.000 And people all thought I died.

01:34:36.000 It was one of the great trolls.

01:34:38.000 One of the all-time great trolls.

01:34:40.000 Yeah.

01:34:40.000 It was really brilliant.

01:34:41.000 Yeah, just look up Pepsi Spice Project.

01:34:43.000 It's been some goddamn brilliant trolls done on the internet.

01:34:47.000 The best is Doug Stanhope on baiting,baiting.org.

01:34:52.000 Doug Stanhope would go and bait pedophiles and then write, like, I think they did a book about it.

01:34:57.000 Didn't they do a book?

01:34:58.000 They put it in a book form, I think?

01:34:59.000 Yeah, I think so.

01:35:00.000 I believe it's still available on, if you go to dougstanhope.com, you'll probably have a link to it somewhere.

01:35:06.000 Because one of the funniest things that Doug ever did.

01:35:10.000 And he would pretend to be little girls and lure pedophiles and say, like, all kinds of fucked up shit.

01:35:16.000 And it was really, really genius stuff.

01:35:19.000 I can't pull any of the quotes off the top of my head, but I remember really laughing really hard and wanting to do the same thing, but I don't have that kind of commitment.

01:35:29.000 Doug is an animal.

01:35:29.000 He's a pit bull.

01:35:31.000 The level of commitment that he has towards trolling.

01:35:34.000 I don't know.

01:35:35.000 I'm not into goofing on people.

01:35:37.000 I don't know why.

01:35:38.000 Like that?

01:35:40.000 I get bored.

01:35:41.000 I mean, I'll argue with people and I'll make fun of someone, but like pretending to be someone else, going back and forth, for whatever reason, my brain doesn't work that way.

01:35:50.000 I don't know why.

01:35:51.000 I don't get into those trolls, but I love watching them.

01:35:54.000 Like that Pepsi Spice one, I love that one.

01:35:56.000 That was awesome.

01:35:57.000 And Doug's, I love them.

01:35:58.000 I just don't, I don't, my brain doesn't think like that.

01:36:01.000 Here's a, here's, when I actually, this is one of the first videos I did special effects on.

01:36:07.000 And here's the, here's the video from Pepsi Spice.

01:36:09.000 Okay.

01:36:10.000 Where it's like one of the first times I did like a real good special effect.

01:36:12.000 How badass is this video and video shit?

01:36:14.000 This is dope, folks.

01:36:15.000 This is like we got a real goddamn show here, people.

01:36:19.000 Can you see that?

01:36:20.000 By the way, all the shit I do, this is probably one of the funnest things I do.

01:36:23.000 This is fun.

01:36:24.000 You know, we look forward to this.

01:36:25.000 Sing this out.

01:36:41.000 These fucking ads.

01:36:42.000 Push that bitch up. 1.00

01:36:44.000 Push it up high.

01:36:46.000 It's me, I'm fucking myself.

01:36:52.000 Oh, I thought this was Pepty's punch.

01:36:55.000 Oh, this is what you put out?

01:36:56.000 This is my advertisement for Pepsi Spice.

01:36:58.000 I got that people would play.

01:37:00.000 Like, this guy's drinking Pepsi Spice.

01:37:03.000 Oh, this guy's drinking Pepsi Spice.

01:37:14.000 What's Brian Foggins on?

01:37:16.000 That's hilarious.

01:37:21.000 Oh, that's hilarious, dude.

01:37:23.000 That's very funny, man.

01:37:26.000 Have I seen Jesse Ventura's new show?

01:37:28.000 No, I have not.

01:37:30.000 I have not seen Jesse Ventura's new show.

01:37:32.000 I don't know shit about Jesse Ventura's new show.

01:37:34.000 I know it's some sort of a crazy conspiracy theory.

01:37:39.000 Sounds awesome.

01:37:40.000 I like conspiracy theories up to a point.

01:37:42.000 I'm gonna piss.

01:37:44.000 Brian's gonna pee.

01:37:44.000 Good, dude.

01:37:46.000 You guys wanna see his dick?

01:37:52.000 Please talk about the music you like.

01:37:54.000 You should listen to Fish the Dead.

01:37:55.000 Oh, your toilet water is cold.

01:37:58.000 What the fuck?

01:38:00.000 How do you even know?

01:38:00.000 My toilet?

01:38:03.000 What is your name?

01:38:03.000 P-Q-I-L-E-S-24.

01:38:07.000 This is the dude who likes the dead and the fish.

01:38:10.000 Okay, man.

01:38:11.000 I don't get the dead or the fish.

01:38:14.000 I don't get it.

01:38:14.000 I understand that you like it, and I would never say that it's not good.

01:38:18.000 Because it's obviously good to you.

01:38:20.000 You know, I gave up saying things suck a long time ago when people like them.

01:38:25.000 Because it occurred to me somewhere along the line that even though they suck for me, even though I do think they suck, as long as, you know, what do I care?

01:38:33.000 As long as it's not promoting anything ridiculously stupid, as long as it's not, you know, reinforcing retarded behavior, as long as it's not negative for human beings, what do I give a shit? 0.97

01:38:43.000 You know, you think it's good, you like it.

01:38:45.000 I can't get into it, man.

01:38:46.000 I can't listen to the dead.

01:38:48.000 I tried.

01:38:49.000 I did this Grateful Dead experiment where I tried to listen to it for 30 days, but I was hating it so much that I didn't want to.

01:38:56.000 I was going to write about it.

01:38:58.000 I was going to listen to The Dead for 30 days and then write about it at the end.

01:39:02.000 It's just not my shit.

01:39:03.000 But that's okay.

01:39:04.000 I mean, you can like it.

01:39:05.000 But I was listening to The Dead one day and I put on, right after I listened to it, I was listening to it for like an hour and then I put on Midnight Rider by the Almond Brothers and I never listened to Dead again.

01:39:20.000 I was like, are you fucking kidding me, man?

01:39:22.000 Are you fucking kidding me?

01:39:24.000 I mean, look, I know some people like The Grateful Dead, and I understand, and I appreciate it and shit like that, but listen, man, there's some fucking music that, there's there's some music that's on another level and in my opinion the shit from I'm looking for a I'm looking for the song.

01:39:40.000 Lord, I was born again, but mine...

01:39:48.000 Shut the fuck up, man.

01:39:49.000 That ain't funny.

01:39:50.000 Where's my goddamn almond brothers?

01:39:57.000 You know, this is a wack ass setup.

01:40:00.000 Here, here, this is him!

01:40:02.000 Hi, Billy Mays here with another fantastic product!

01:40:05.000 What are you doing?

01:40:07.000 What is that?

01:40:10.000 You can get a rooster.

01:40:12.000 You can get a rooster.

01:40:14.000 This is a picture of a picture.

01:40:16.000 Oh, really?

01:40:17.000 You allowed it to do that?

01:40:17.000 Yeah.

01:40:18.000 Well, I mean, it'll sell it to the UFC.

01:40:23.000 I can't find Allman Brothers.

01:40:24.000 Oh, here we go.

01:40:30.000 Okay, shut that off for a second.

01:40:32.000 Listen to this shit.

01:40:35.000 Listen to this shit.

01:40:38.000 Oh, that's Ramblin', man.

01:40:42.000 That's not what it was.

01:40:42.000 It wasn't that right.

01:40:45.000 Fucking card.

01:40:47.000 Do I not have that?

01:40:48.000 How is that possible?

01:40:50.000 I got it on my fucking phone.

01:40:52.000 How do I not have it on my iTunes?

01:40:55.000 Oh, there it is, you bitch. 1.00

01:40:56.000 Okay, here we go.

01:41:07.000 Mute your screen.

01:41:09.000 What?

01:41:10.000 What the hell is that?

01:41:12.000 You gotta mute your screen.

01:41:13.000 Yeah, but then how are they gonna hear this?

01:41:15.000 You have to mute your screen.

01:41:18.000 Oh, otherwise it won't play, right?

01:41:19.000 Is that what it is?

01:41:20.000 Well, you're just gonna echo yourself.

01:41:21.000 Okay.

01:41:25.000 yeah all right here we go You know, you can listen to the Grateful Dead all day.

01:41:44.000 That's all good.

01:41:45.000 Is this playing good?

01:41:48.000 I hope this doesn't sound terrible.

01:41:50.000 If this sounds terrible, let me know.

01:41:52.000 Because it's just playing over this microphone.

01:41:55.000 See?

01:42:13.000 I listen to that man.

01:42:15.000 I can't go back.

01:42:16.000 I can't go back to the Grateful Dead.

01:42:17.000 I can't do it.

01:42:18.000 I understand it if you like it.

01:42:21.000 It's not my shit.

01:42:22.000 I like some rap music.

01:42:24.000 I like 70s music.

01:42:26.000 The Midnight Rider from the Almond Brothers.

01:42:27.000 I don't know if it sounded good to you guys.

01:42:29.000 Does it sound awesome?

01:42:30.000 It's a great goddamn fucking song.

01:42:32.000 Just a...

01:42:37.000 That stuff just so resonates today, man.

01:42:40.000 You know, you listen to some of the 60s and 70s music, Zeppelin and the Doors, and just When I'm in a mood and I want to hear something, especially if you smoke a joint and, you know, you sit in your front of your computer, you want to write, I'll put on some fucking classic rock, man.

01:42:56.000 It just, it makes you, it just makes you feel more connected.

01:43:01.000 There's just like, there's something about that music.

01:43:03.000 Like, whatever they were doing at the time and they were making that music, they were nailing it.

01:43:09.000 They, you know, there's music from that era that doesn't smell at all like commercial.

01:43:14.000 It doesn't smell at all like they were trying to, you know, to trick people or do something they thought was going to be successful.

01:43:21.000 There's a bunch of music from that era that's just beautiful, man.

01:43:24.000 It's just a live.

01:43:25.000 It's like the purest version of musical art, you know?

01:43:29.000 And I think it's because they were all doing psychedelic drugs.

01:43:31.000 I mean, I think that had a lot to do with it.

01:43:33.000 Everybody was high.

01:43:34.000 Everybody was smoking pot.

01:43:35.000 They were dropping acid and taking mushrooms.

01:43:37.000 And they were coming out with dope fucking music, man.

01:43:41.000 And today, still to this day, I mean, no one's going to be listening to Pop Pop Pop Pop Poke Our Face.

01:43:46.000 No one's going to listen to that in 30 years.

01:43:48.000 No one's going to listen to that in 40 years.

01:43:50.000 Led Zeppin will still be around in 40 years.

01:43:52.000 40 years from now, some fucking dude in a spaceship is going to turn some other dude in a spaceship onto a whole lot of love.

01:43:59.000 Probably not.

01:44:00.000 40 years, we'll still be stuck on this planet.

01:44:02.000 400 years from now, that shit will be like Mozart.

01:44:04.000 No one's going to remember pop-pop-po-poker face.

01:44:07.000 No one's going to remember that, right?

01:44:09.000 Don't you agree?

01:44:10.000 It's a pretty big song.

01:44:10.000 I don't know.

01:44:13.000 I think you're just hating.

01:44:15.000 Do you think I'm hating?

01:44:16.000 Do You like that song?

01:44:17.000 I think it was okay at the beginning, but I mean, the main thing, who cares about me?

01:44:20.000 That's like my number one song, you know?

01:44:23.000 Not every song is number one, you know.

01:44:27.000 But will people remember it?

01:44:28.000 I don't know.

01:44:29.000 I think that song's horrible.

01:44:31.000 Does anybody here?

01:44:32.000 I mean, I like.

01:44:32.000 I like Lady Gaga.

01:44:33.000 She's not bad.

01:44:37.000 Yeah, this dude is down, man.

01:44:39.000 Kevin Newcomb knows what the fuck I'm talking about.

01:44:41.000 Says they have the best music.

01:44:42.000 The Almond Brothers, they're just soulful, man.

01:44:46.000 There's something about those.

01:44:48.000 When Joey Diaz describes it as the best, those dirty motherfucking white boys, dirty white boys from Florida, are you fucking kidding me? 1.00

01:44:55.000 Getting that pure heroin.

01:44:58.000 Are you fucking kidding me?

01:44:59.000 They were playing the real music, Joe Rogan.

01:45:02.000 You gotta get Joey Diaz on one of these.

01:45:03.000 Joey Diaz will be here next week.

01:45:04.000 We're gonna drag him in here next week.

01:45:06.000 Even if we have to change the schedule of the show and do it at a different time.

01:45:11.000 Now, because I didn't look at this at all the last time we did this, I have to look at it now.

01:45:16.000 Yeah, I made a post on my message board asking people to put in questions.

01:45:22.000 So because of that, I'm going to go there right now and check out what the questions are and see if anybody had some cool shit because people were upset that I did it last week.

01:45:33.000 But when I did it last week, I didn't answer any of the questions.

01:45:36.000 But I mean, I like the questions and it's good to have the questions, but I wanted to make this as loose as possible.

01:45:43.000 I want to make this as much as whatever we feel like talking about, you know, whatever, whoever's here, whatever, just let things come out, you know, and answer Twitter questions and all that shit.

01:45:56.000 What are the best tips for navigating a high-dose mushroom trip?

01:45:59.000 Are you doing them regularly?

01:46:01.000 That's the first question.

01:46:03.000 I don't do them regularly.

01:46:05.000 Terrence McKenna, who I learned everything I know about psychedelics from that guy, or at least that's where I started, is listening to what he had to say, reading his books.

01:46:15.000 But what he always said is that you should do them in high doses and very rarely.

01:46:20.000 That's what he said.

01:46:21.000 He said that psychedelic experiences should be something where you do the right dose and then you take a long time off and sort of contemplate what happened.

01:46:29.000 And I agree with that.

01:46:31.000 The last time I did anything really strong, like DMT, that was over two years ago.

01:46:35.000 And it was because it was a very, very, very profound experience.

01:46:39.000 And I wanted to make sure that I got as much out of it and understood it and sort of deciphered it as much as I could and applied it to my life as much as I could before I just went to try to do it again.

01:46:52.000 I'm very serious about psychedelic trips.

01:46:55.000 I don't think it's play.

01:46:57.000 I mean, I think you can have a good time on mushrooms with your buddies if you don't take too much, but I think you can get a lot out of psychedelic trips where you, and I'm not criticizing people who want to do it for fun.

01:47:06.000 Because look, I like to drink for fun.

01:47:07.000 I like to smoke pot for fun.

01:47:09.000 I smoke pot both for introspective quality thinking and also for fun.

01:47:14.000 And I don't, if you want to do it for fun, that's all good.

01:47:16.000 But what I'm saying is, like, for me, personally, I've learned a lot from psychedelic experiences.

01:47:23.000 And what I believe is what Terrence McKenna has always said, is that you should do them very rarely.

01:47:28.000 You do them and then you don't do shit for a while and you think about what the fuck you learned.

01:47:33.000 Because it doesn't, if you really want to improve yourself, you're really using it for that reason to really expand your consciousness, you don't get anything out of it if you can't apply it to your life.

01:47:42.000 You can't just have the experience and then become some fucking shut-in who doesn't interact with the rest of the world because all you want to do is, you know, go down your basement, turn the lights out, and do mushrooms.

01:47:51.000 Now you're not even a part of us anymore.

01:47:55.000 You've got to be able to function in both worlds, in the psychedelic world and in this world.

01:48:00.000 You've got to be able to navigate both dimensions.

01:48:02.000 And I think if you do too much drugs, if you do them all the time, you can definitely lose your handle on this world.

01:48:11.000 So that's my answer to that question.

01:48:13.000 I think if you're doing anything consciousness expanding, and always do things that have been done for thousands and thousands of years.

01:48:21.000 I mean, I'm not telling you to do anything illegal, but there's stuff that you can do that isn't illegal.

01:48:25.000 They just haven't classified it yet.

01:48:27.000 You know, ayahuasca isn't technically illegal.

01:48:30.000 DMT is illegal.

01:48:31.000 Ayahuasca has even been sanctioned recently.

01:48:34.000 Some church in New Mexico won a Supreme Court case where they take DMT.

01:48:38.000 It's part of their Christian church.

01:48:40.000 It's part of their religious ceremonies to get in touch with God.

01:48:44.000 Yeah, they won a Supreme Court case.

01:48:46.000 Very few people know about it, but you should know what the fuck you're doing.

01:48:50.000 And that's the real problem with psychedelics is that there are no shaman anymore.

01:48:54.000 You know, in these tribes in Peru and these people that live in the Amazon, there's like a history of usage that goes back thousands of years and they pass it on from generation to generation.

01:49:06.000 And the shaman, the people that like brew this ayahuasca, ayahuasca is this very powerful dose of DMT that comes in an orally active form and they get it from combining these plants and boiling it into this crazy mixture.

01:49:19.000 Between that and there's also shaman in other parts of the world, New Mexico, where their shaman where their thing is mushrooms.

01:49:26.000 And these are people that have navigated these dimensions, whether it's ayahuasca or mushrooms or peyote, they've navigated these dimensions many, many, many, many times.

01:49:34.000 So they can tell you what to expect there.

01:49:36.000 They've learned from their experiences and they can help you.

01:49:40.000 I think that's the real problem is that psychedelic drugs aren't necessarily bad for you.

01:49:45.000 They're just illegal.

01:49:46.000 And when they're illegal, they can be bad for you because if you can get caught with them, you can get locked up.

01:49:50.000 Your life can get fucked up if they find them in your piss, if you have to test for some sort of a job and then all of a sudden you're labeled a drug addict.

01:49:57.000 Yeah, in that sense, psychedelic drugs can be bad.

01:50:00.000 In the other sense, it's like, look, a circular saw, like one of those, those are awesome if you know how to use one.

01:50:07.000 You could build a house.

01:50:08.000 You could fucking do some cool shit.

01:50:10.000 You can cut some wood that you would never be able to cut with like a stake knife.

01:50:14.000 But it doesn't mean everybody should have a fucking circular saw and just be using it all day.

01:50:19.000 And that's the same thing with mushrooms.

01:50:21.000 Mushrooms are just like any kind of tool.

01:50:23.000 You can, like, like I say with marijuana, with a hammer.

01:50:26.000 You can build a house with a hammer, or you can just hit yourself in the dick if you're fucking crazy.

01:50:30.000 It doesn't mean that hammers should be illegal.

01:50:32.000 And that's the same thing with psychedelic drugs.

01:50:33.000 I wouldn't give a circular saw to a 13-year-old boy and say, hey, go play with this.

01:50:37.000 But if a guy is a goddamn carpenter and he knows what he's doing and he's gone up through trade school and he did an apprenticeship and worked as a carpenter's apprentice and learned how to use tools properly and learn the proper safety precautions, then yeah, that guy should be able to hold a fucking chainsaw.

01:50:53.000 That guy should be able to use a circular saw.

01:50:55.000 That guy should be able to work in a machine shop.

01:50:57.000 He's learned how to do it.

01:50:58.000 And that's the same thing with psychedelic drugs.

01:51:00.000 There should be someone showing you the dangers and the pitfalls and what it's all about because it's not simply that easy.

01:51:05.000 It's not like you can just do them and you're going to be okay.

01:51:08.000 Some people do psychedelic drugs and they're so unmentally prepared for it that they're never the same again.

01:51:13.000 And that's a real possibility.

01:51:15.000 And someone needs to be there to evaluate whether or not you've got the proper information, whether your head's in the right place.

01:51:21.000 And that's why it would help if we were more open about these fucking things.

01:51:24.000 And the nutty thing is, it's still got this terrible reputation.

01:51:28.000 And here we are in 2010.

01:51:31.000 And I think the reputation is all based on the fact that when we get something in our head, we stick with it.

01:51:37.000 We get something in our head, even when all the information, like marijuana, still illegal.

01:51:40.000 2010.

01:51:41.000 In most states, it's illegal.

01:51:44.000 That's crazy.

01:51:45.000 When alcohol and tobacco and all that shit is readily available, but we get it in our head that it's bad because it's been illegal all our lives.

01:51:52.000 It's very tough for us to change gears.

01:51:54.000 And for a long time, we've had this thing in our head about psychedelic drugs.

01:51:59.000 And it's just a cultural pattern.

01:52:02.000 It's just a lock.

01:52:03.000 We got talked into it.

01:52:04.000 When the media was young and when the newspapers were around and that was the only way to get information out, they would publish these stories about marijuana and the William Randolph Hearst scandals.

01:52:14.000 William Randolph Hearst owned, not only did he own newspapers, but he also owned paper mills.

01:52:19.000 And when they invented the decorticator, it made it more effective to process hemp fiber.

01:52:24.000 And what he started doing was attacking the hemp industry so that he didn't have to change over his paper mills from wood to hemp paper.

01:52:32.000 Because hemp is a far superior paper.

01:52:34.000 It makes superior clothing.

01:52:37.000 You can eat it.

01:52:39.000 It contains all the essential amino acids and the seeds.

01:52:41.000 Besides the fact that it gets you high, even take away the get-you-high part, even the plants that don't get you high at all are still really economically valuable.

01:52:51.000 Well, William Randolph Hearst attacked that industry because he owned the newspapers.

01:52:55.000 He started printing these stories saying that blacks and Mexicans were smoking this new drug called marijuana and they were going out and raping white women.

01:53:05.000 And so because of that, because he did this, they all, you know, people got crazy and they all got paranoid and Congress actually outlawed marijuana, not even knowing that they were outlawing hemp.

01:53:16.000 They didn't even know it was the same thing.

01:53:18.000 So that's how marijuana became illegal in the first place.

01:53:21.000 And that's why it's still illegal today.

01:53:23.000 It's that once something is stuck in our consciousness, it takes a long time to get it out.

01:53:27.000 Well, I think that a long time ago, it was probably very, very common in all cultures to have a shaman, to have some sort of someone who is aware of psychedelic states.

01:53:41.000 John Marco Allegro, he argues that that's what Christianity is all about.

01:53:45.000 Christianity is all about concealing these secrets of consuming hallucinogenic drugs.

01:53:50.000 He was a guy who deciphered the Dead Sea Scrolls.

01:53:52.000 John Marco Allegro worked in the Dead Sea Scrolls for 14 years.

01:53:55.000 And after he did all this deciphering, now I don't know if he's right, neither do you, unless you're a biblical scholar, unless you can, you know, you have to be a master of ancient languages.

01:54:04.000 You have to study it for decades to even understand what the fuck he's talking about.

01:54:07.000 I read it, it's like, makes sense, sort of, but he could be totally bullshitting.

01:54:11.000 But what his story is, was that the entire Christian religion was a giant misunderstanding.

01:54:16.000 What it really was all about was the consumption of psychedelic mushrooms and fertility cults.

01:54:22.000 And that's what it was all about.

01:54:23.000 It was all about breeding babies and taking mushrooms.

01:54:26.000 Which makes sense.

01:54:27.000 People lived thousands and thousands of years ago and didn't know what the sky was.

01:54:30.000 They didn't have any science.

01:54:32.000 And they're popping mushrooms.

01:54:34.000 They wouldn't want other people to know how badass the mushrooms are.

01:54:36.000 You eat mushrooms, you see God.

01:54:38.000 They wouldn't want other people to know about that.

01:54:39.000 So they would hide it in stories.

01:54:40.000 It totally makes sense.

01:54:43.000 Some guy said, have you tried Robitussin?

01:54:46.000 What are you, kiddie-dukkhis pal? 1.00

01:54:48.000 Drinking Robitussin?

01:54:50.000 What else you drinking?

01:54:51.000 After Shayfella? 0.83

01:54:55.000 Agreed, this guy says he hates everything on the radio.

01:54:58.000 I don't hate everything on the radio, but god damn, I hate a lot of songs.

01:55:02.000 I think there's just a certain reality and like a lot of rap and a lot of classic rock.

01:55:07.000 I like Soundguard too.

01:55:08.000 I love Soundguard.

01:55:09.000 I heard they're getting back together again, which I love because I was not a fan of that Chris Cornell shit on his own.

01:55:15.000 Yeah, lately I haven't been a fan at all.

01:55:18.000 He seems like a really cool guy and he's talented as fuck as a singer.

01:55:21.000 But there's like some bands, they get together, they got a magic, you know?

01:55:26.000 I don't think even if they get back together, I don't think it's going to be that good.

01:55:29.000 Yeah.

01:55:29.000 Really?

01:55:30.000 I think a lot of bands like Soundgarden, they were good because they were young and they were doing drugs and going crazy and just experiencing life.

01:55:38.000 Now I think these are just people that have slowed down, slowed their role, and they're trying to be something they're not because their music just, a lot of these guys' music just bored.

01:55:47.000 You know, I think that was kind of what I was talking about earlier when I was saying that there's a certain level that you reach as a performer.

01:55:54.000 You know, if you get too famous, you get too successful, it's very hard to cope.

01:56:00.000 It's very hard to be still creative and still have enthusiasm.

01:56:04.000 I mean, how many guys just get better and better every album?

01:56:07.000 There's not that many.

01:56:09.000 It's real hard to pull off.

01:56:11.000 Who do you think has ever done it the longest, most consistently?

01:56:16.000 Beatles, Zeppelin, one of those guys, probably.

01:56:19.000 The Beatles did it forever, right?

01:56:20.000 Yeah.

01:56:21.000 Did they ever fall apart?

01:56:22.000 They got better, right?

01:56:23.000 Yeah, they got better.

01:56:24.000 I think so.

01:56:25.000 Yeah, they did, right?

01:56:26.000 They got into their psychedelic stage, you know, their fucking, the white album stage.

01:56:30.000 Have you ever played rock band?

01:56:31.000 I got better.

01:56:31.000 Beatles rock band?

01:56:32.000 It's great because you start off like shitty Beatles songs and you're just like, this song sucks, whatever.

01:56:32.000 No.

01:56:38.000 And then you start getting into like psychedelic and it's just, it's cool because the more you play, the more into the music you play.

01:56:43.000 Well, they didn't just, see, the thing about the Beatles was they didn't just change their music.

01:56:46.000 They changed like the whole culture that was listening to them too because people got swept up in their music.

01:56:51.000 You know, people were such huge fans of John Lennon that when he started getting into transcendental meditation and acid and, you know, hanging out with gurus and shit, they all got into it Too.

01:57:00.000 Like, he changed a lot of people's consciousness.

01:57:03.000 That was a guy that really, really affected a lot of the way our culture operates, the way people think.

01:57:08.000 Michael Jackson, too.

01:57:09.000 Fuck yeah.

01:57:11.000 Yeah.

01:57:12.000 Michael Jackson, just from the music, like how powerful it was.

01:57:16.000 Like bad and thriller.

01:57:18.000 Man, when I was a kid, there was nothing that was more popular than that.

01:57:21.000 Yeah.

01:57:22.000 It's like it was so recognized that his talent was just so far and above everyone else's.

01:57:27.000 And, you know, everybody's like, God, it's so sad that he's such a freak and he's so crazy.

01:57:30.000 But the more I've been thinking lately, I think that when you get to a certain level, I think there's a certain level of greatness that some people achieve, like a certain frequency that some people achieve.

01:57:44.000 And it's almost impossible to achieve if you're not insane.

01:57:47.000 It's almost impossible to push yourself that far, that hard.

01:57:51.000 Because it's not easy to be like Michael Jackson.

01:57:54.000 It's so fucking hard.

01:57:56.000 It's not just a natural talent.

01:57:57.000 It's a focus and an energy.

01:58:00.000 And that focus requires like a very singular way of looking at things and a very sexual obsession.

01:58:06.000 A lot of sexual abuse.

01:58:08.000 I think that probably helps too, right?

01:58:11.000 What do you think?

01:58:11.000 You think that's what happened with him?

01:58:12.000 You think it was abused when he was a kid?

01:58:13.000 I think probably.

01:58:16.000 Maybe they all were.

01:58:17.000 It could have been that he just got so fucked up because he got so famous when he was so young that he never felt like he had a chance to grow up and he wanted to go back to when he was a child.

01:58:26.000 And he was just so psychologically damaged that he literally wanted to be around children because he wanted to revert back to that moment in his life before he realized that life was haywire.

01:58:36.000 You know, I've thought that before because you know what?

01:58:39.000 The thing is about all these child molesting accusations is that he was always around all these poor kids and trying to help all these kids with cancer and shit and people who were broke.

01:58:48.000 And it's like after a while, I mean, these people, like, all they have to do is say some crazy shit about Michael Jackson.

01:58:55.000 And, you know, it looks weird.

01:58:56.000 Why is Michael Jackson hanging out with kids all the time?

01:58:58.000 All I have to do is say some crazy shit and he's got to pay you.

01:59:01.000 You start going to the newspaper.

01:59:01.000 He's got to pay you.

01:59:02.000 And to these people that were super broke, I mean, that had to be so tempting.

01:59:06.000 Here's this billionaire, the biggest rock star, music star in the history of the world.

01:59:11.000 And he's hanging out with your kid.

01:59:13.000 And you just get your kid over for sleepovers.

01:59:18.000 What I'm saying is, there's not like a whole bunch of people coming out saying he fucked them.

01:59:18.000 But he didn't.

01:59:22.000 You wouldn't just fuck a couple kids. 0.98

01:59:24.000 You'd be fucking kids all over the place.

01:59:26.000 Especially if you're Michael Jackson.

01:59:27.000 You'd be like the Tiger Woods of kid fucking.

01:59:29.000 You'd be just banging kids all over the place. 1.00

01:59:32.000 If you've got that obsession where you want to have sex with kids, if you look at like child molesters, the recidivism rate is through the roof.

01:59:39.000 It's like in the 99% or something like that.

01:59:39.000 It's crazy.

01:59:41.000 I don't know.

01:59:42.000 I just made that number up.

01:59:43.000 It's real high, though.

01:59:44.000 Whatever it is.

01:59:45.000 I've read it.

01:59:45.000 I don't remember what the numbers are.

01:59:47.000 But people have said time and time again, it's very difficult to reform someone.

01:59:51.000 So if he's like banging kids, he's not just going to bang one or two.

01:59:56.000 But that's why he had kids and he called the kid blanket because he's always on top of them.

02:00:00.000 Is that supposed to be?

02:00:03.000 Seriously, though.

02:00:04.000 I mean, if you're a child molester and you get caught, wouldn't you have kids?

02:00:07.000 You're just saying good enough?

02:00:08.000 Yeah, but you're saying that.

02:00:09.000 None of his kids have ever come out and accused him of doing that.

02:00:12.000 You can't just say that.

02:00:15.000 I'm not saying that's what's true.

02:00:15.000 You're making.

02:00:17.000 He said that.

02:00:18.000 Yeah, but I'm not saying that's what I believe in.

02:00:20.000 I believe that he probably slept with kids and he probably kissed them, but I don't think he's like, you know, like doggy stuff on the side of the bed or anything like that.

02:00:29.000 So you think he just did inappropriate shit?

02:00:31.000 Yeah, I bet he's just because he thinks he's a kid, you know?

02:00:34.000 I bet he was molested by his father growing up.

02:00:34.000 Maybe, yeah.

02:00:37.000 You think so?

02:00:38.000 I bet.

02:00:39.000 Because, I mean, Miley Cyrus would be fucking black by now if that was true, you know? 0.99

02:00:43.000 Somebody said this, and I don't know who said this, but I don't want to not give him credit, but I don't remember who it was.

02:00:49.000 They said that they think that Michael Jackson might have been castrated.

02:00:52.000 They think that at a certain point in time, Michael Jackson might have been castrated, and that's why he can sing at such a high pitch, even though he's a grown man, and that might be why he's so fucked up sexually.

02:01:02.000 And it totally makes sense, especially when you look at his children.

02:01:05.000 Those are not his children.

02:01:06.000 I mean, they're white kids. 0.54

02:01:07.000 They're 100% white.

02:01:08.000 I mean, he's a black man.

02:01:09.000 I mean, he might have paid for someone to have those kids for him, but they're not his kids, you know?

02:01:14.000 And I think that it's real possible that that's real possible.

02:01:18.000 But it's speculation.

02:01:19.000 Yeah, but Janet and Alden all kind of have that kind of voice.

02:01:23.000 No, Tito doesn't.

02:01:24.000 Jermaine doesn't.

02:01:24.000 Those are men.

02:01:25.000 You look at his brother.

02:01:26.000 Those are men.

02:01:27.000 Unless he's like some sort of a biological freak, why does he have that voice?

02:01:32.000 Why is he look like that?

02:01:33.000 Why is he so feminine? 1.00

02:01:34.000 Why is his voice so high-pitched, even though he's a grown man?

02:01:37.000 I mean, could you imagine?

02:01:38.000 What if, what if, I mean, he's so crazy with his fucking plastic surgery.

02:01:43.000 What if he had some bad sexual experiences when he was younger and he just decided to castrate himself?

02:01:49.000 I mean, you look at what he does to his face.

02:01:51.000 Yeah.

02:01:52.000 That's not beyond the realm of question.

02:01:54.000 I'm just making up fucking rumors right now.

02:01:56.000 It's two hours and five minutes.

02:01:59.000 This is the goddamn rumor show, folks.

02:02:03.000 What is that?

02:02:04.000 This is my anger to one of these Twitter posters.

02:02:06.000 I love those guys that just...

02:02:09.000 There's guys that just like trying to get your attention.

02:02:11.000 Look at me, look at me.

02:02:12.000 Like every five posts, it's the same guy.

02:02:14.000 Castrated men can't get hard, man. 0.99

02:02:16.000 Oh, can get hard, man.

02:02:19.000 They can't.

02:02:19.000 Trust me, I know.

02:02:20.000 That's what he said.

02:02:21.000 How do you know?

02:02:22.000 I thought that was the whole point of castrating people.

02:02:25.000 Unless you take, like, you have to take Viagra or something?

02:02:29.000 Is there any dick experts out there on the Twitter, ladies and gentlemen?

02:02:33.000 Please, give me some information.

02:02:36.000 Can you really get a hard on after you're castrated?

02:02:38.000 Not by natural means, right?

02:02:39.000 You have to take something, don't you?

02:02:41.000 Seems like when the balls are whacked out, that's a rap, son.

02:02:44.000 That's a rap, son.

02:02:46.000 Some rap, son.

02:02:51.000 I'm glad you guys are enjoying it.

02:02:52.000 JPJ4P0.

02:02:56.000 This is fun.

02:02:56.000 It's fun for me, too, man.

02:02:57.000 Would I bang a 16-year-old?

02:02:59.000 No, man.

02:03:00.000 Listen.

02:03:01.000 You know, they look hot.

02:03:03.000 That's the problem.

02:03:04.000 And they're ready to fuck.

02:03:05.000 You know?

02:03:05.000 They really are.

02:03:06.000 Teenagers?

02:03:06.000 What, 16 years?

02:03:07.000 I mean, I'm not saying anybody should fuck them, but when you see a girl, like when I was 16, when I was 16, I was having sex. 0.83

02:03:14.000 Weren't you?

02:03:16.000 I was having sex.

02:03:17.000 And my girlfriend was 15, and she was built like a woman. 1.00

02:03:20.000 She looked like a woman. 0.97

02:03:21.000 She had tits, and she had a big ass, and it was a woman, and she wanted sex all the time. 1.00

02:03:26.000 I mean, that shit is real, you know?

02:03:30.000 I mean, that's, but you're not supposed to do it.

02:03:33.000 Doug Stanhope has a joke about it.

02:03:34.000 Me and Brian, me and Ari were talking about it on the plane.

02:03:39.000 Ari told me the joke that Doug said.

02:03:41.000 And apparently, Doug said, you know, you say that they're 16 years old.

02:03:45.000 They shouldn't be having babies. 0.96

02:03:47.000 Well, guess what?

02:03:47.000 God disagrees.

02:03:49.000 That's why they can get pregnant. 1.00

02:03:51.000 And that's a really good point.

02:03:53.000 I mean, that's really true.

02:03:54.000 But no, I wouldn't have sex with a 16-year-old.

02:03:56.000 That's a child.

02:03:58.000 I mean, even if a girl's like 20, like, I'm 40 fucking two years old.

02:04:04.000 Like, I've heard of dudes that are like my age that have like 20-year-old girlfriends and everybody laughs about it.

02:04:08.000 Like, wow, look at that guy.

02:04:09.000 He's got 20.

02:04:10.000 We have a buddy that has a wife, and his wife's 19, you know, and he's in his 40s.

02:04:14.000 It's crazy.

02:04:16.000 But, you know what?

02:04:17.000 That's them.

02:04:18.000 They like it and they have a good time.

02:04:21.000 I have a hard time talking to people.

02:04:23.000 You know, I can't, I mean, if I'm living with someone, they have to be smart.

02:04:26.000 I mean, I need someone who has some experience.

02:04:29.000 Same level.

02:04:30.000 You have to be on the same level as me.

02:04:32.000 And there's something that you deny when you're younger, but you realize when you get older, is that when you fuck, when you have sex with someone, even though you like to think that it's just physical, you just get in there and you blow a load, it's not that simple.

02:04:46.000 There's some sort of a weird connection that human beings make when they fuck.

02:04:51.000 And especially when you do it to someone who's young, like they, we learn how to ignore that connection.

02:04:57.000 We learn how to like push each other away.

02:05:00.000 When we get older, we learn how to separate and get, you know, just deal with it about like physically.

02:05:05.000 But when you're young, like you get so attached.

02:05:07.000 You remember how attached you were the first person you had sex with?

02:05:10.000 Holy shit.

02:05:11.000 Unless that person's a total douchebag.

02:05:13.000 You know, like you get really hooked on them.

02:05:15.000 Like puppy love is brutal.

02:05:18.000 I mean, that's what they call it.

02:05:19.000 You're inexperienced in the incredible connection.

02:05:22.000 And as you get older, you learn how to manage that connection.

02:05:24.000 But the connection is real.

02:05:26.000 And if you're a grown adult and, you know, you're, especially if you're in a position to take advantage of this kid, you know, they're young and naive and silly and you're fucking them.

02:05:38.000 That's a weird thing, you know?

02:05:40.000 But then again, a lot of 20-year-olds are horny as fuck.

02:05:43.000 And they want some tech.

02:05:44.000 I'm not telling you what to do.

02:05:46.000 Do whatever you want to do.

02:05:47.000 But to me, why not?

02:05:50.000 You know, girl's 18, that's like a baby to me. 0.86

02:05:53.000 That's a little child.

02:05:55.000 I like women, you know? 1.00

02:05:56.000 I don't like them old.

02:05:59.000 I don't even like them my age.

02:06:01.000 But it's, women are more fun. 1.00

02:06:04.000 I like to be able to talk to people, don't you?

02:06:07.000 Some dude, Josh Jutsu, says, I'm 23.

02:06:10.000 Well, good for you, you young little whipper snapper.

02:06:13.000 When I was 23, I was fucking retarded.

02:06:16.000 I was a complete and total dumbass.

02:06:16.000 Alright?

02:06:19.000 So I hope you were smarter than me, sir.

02:06:21.000 Because life can be tough when you're stupid.

02:06:25.000 We all come from a different place.

02:06:27.000 We all have a different starting point.

02:06:31.000 That's what it is.

02:06:33.000 Some people, their parents are super cool and real open and their dad's their best friend.

02:06:38.000 And their dad was very educated and intelligent and raised them in a very smart way.

02:06:46.000 And that person is a huge head start.

02:06:48.000 Huge, huge, huge head start in life if your parents are cool.

02:06:52.000 My parents are divorced when I was a little kid.

02:06:55.000 My stepdad came into the picture when I was seven.

02:06:58.000 He was 24.

02:06:59.000 And imagine if you were 24 years old and actually I was five when he came into picture.

02:07:05.000 You were 24 years old and you have a fucking five-year-old kid hanging around with you.

02:07:10.000 So if he came in the picture when I was five, then he was like 22.

02:07:14.000 That's young as fuck.

02:07:16.000 To be that young and to be around someone else's kid, someone else's loud ass kid, you know, that's hard to deal with.

02:07:23.000 So a lot of you out there, maybe you, my 23-year-old friend, maybe you have a head start.

02:07:28.000 You know, maybe you'll be smarter than me when you're 23 than when I was 23.

02:07:32.000 But I think what I was talking about recently with a friend of mine is that guys like Michael Jackson or, you know, or anybody that I know that's exceptional, almost everybody I know that's really exceptional in anything had kind of a fucked up childhood.

02:07:46.000 And I think that's really weird.

02:07:48.000 You know?

02:07:49.000 People that I know that are like, all my friends that are like really good comics, all my friends that are like really good artists, all of them had fucked up childhoods.

02:07:58.000 What are you doing?

02:07:58.000 Showing the beginning thing again?

02:08:00.000 Showing the beginning thing again?

02:08:02.000 That beginning thing's pretty badass.

02:08:02.000 Yeah.

02:08:07.000 I think it's horrible that people have fucked up childhoods, but I think there's something that comes out of that.

02:08:14.000 Right?

02:08:15.000 You know, like when you're imbalanced, it's like your ride is so much rockier, but there's so much more energy behind it.

02:08:23.000 It's like if you can get a hold of it and control your personality and figure out a way to stabilize it, it's like you have so much more thrust than a person who's content.

02:08:33.000 But it might be unhealthy.

02:08:36.000 Final words?

02:08:38.000 Final words?

02:08:39.000 Listen, bitches, I ain't got no final words. 1.00

02:08:41.000 You know, take a couple of these questions in the forums.jorogan.net website before we bail.

02:08:50.000 This is fucking question.

02:08:52.000 What is your take on the global Freeman on the land movement?

02:08:57.000 What do you think without law and order, people would generally maintain the peace or descend into anarchy?

02:09:01.000 That's hilarious.

02:09:02.000 Some people are just waiting for shit to fall apart, man.

02:09:06.000 How many people do we have on our message board?

02:09:08.000 This is a dude named 42K.

02:09:10.000 Just listen to the first question.

02:09:11.000 What is your take on the global Freeman on the Land movement?

02:09:14.000 What the fuck are you talking about, man?

02:09:17.000 What does that mean?

02:09:18.000 What are you saying?

02:09:19.000 Dude, what's your take on lime beans?

02:09:21.000 This is my favorite thing, when people go, man, you're going to have to...

02:09:26.000 Our money's going to fall apart, man.

02:09:28.000 It's going to be only thing that's going to be worth something is gold.

02:09:31.000 Really?

02:09:33.000 Did you ever watch Mad Max, you stupid fuck?

02:09:35.000 When society falls apart, you're going to need a car and guns and gasoline, okay?

02:09:39.000 You're not going to need gold.

02:09:40.000 Nobody gives a fuck about that stupid yellow metal.

02:09:43.000 You're going to need bullets, okay?

02:09:45.000 You're not going to need food and a place to sleep that's warm.

02:09:48.000 You know what I'm saying?

02:09:49.000 What the fuck are you doing with gold?

02:09:52.000 Gold isn't worth anything.

02:09:53.000 Pussy and guns, that's all. 1.00

02:09:56.000 Those are valuable assets.

02:09:58.000 Cars, that's Important.

02:10:00.000 A house?

02:10:01.000 That's important.

02:10:01.000 Preferably surrounded by chain-linked fence and dogs.

02:10:05.000 Okay?

02:10:05.000 That's what you're going to need.

02:10:06.000 You're not going to need gold, you dumb fuck.

02:10:10.000 What do I think about James Toney fighting the UFC?

02:10:12.000 I'm a huge James Toney fan.

02:10:13.000 He was an awesome boxer.

02:10:14.000 Still is an awesome boxer.

02:10:16.000 But, you know, I don't know if he's really into it.

02:10:19.000 If he's really into it, he's a fucking, you know, he's a fucking champion.

02:10:22.000 That guy's so good at boxing, he can get wrestling.

02:10:24.000 If he really, who knows?

02:10:25.000 Maybe he's been, I mean, he's been watching this shit for years.

02:10:28.000 We don't know.

02:10:28.000 Everybody's talking shit.

02:10:29.000 He might have been secretly working on his wrestling.

02:10:32.000 He might have a six brawl.

02:10:33.000 If you got to stand up with that dude and he's got four ounce gloves, he's going to fuck you up.

02:10:38.000 Oh, damn.

02:10:40.000 James Tony boxing with you.

02:10:41.000 That guy's going to fuck you up.

02:10:43.000 I don't know how he eats those leg kicks, though.

02:10:45.000 Leg kicks might fuck him up.

02:10:46.000 Get a guy like Ray Sefo in there with him.

02:10:48.000 Ba-boom! 1.00

02:10:49.000 Ba-ba-boom! 0.99

02:10:50.000 Those fucking thunderous tree trunk leg kicks slamming down on your meat and making your legs buckle.

02:10:57.000 You only take a couple of those, bitches. 1.00

02:10:58.000 Are you on page three yet?

02:11:00.000 Well, I have everything set up, so there's a hundred images or a hundred posts.

02:11:00.000 No.

02:11:05.000 Why?

02:11:08.000 Am I excited about coming to Toronto?

02:11:09.000 Have I ever been?

02:11:10.000 No, I've never been to Toronto, and I can't fucking wait.

02:11:13.000 Your wife has nice tits, Manapoo. 1.00

02:11:16.000 Very nice tits. 0.99

02:11:17.000 He told me to say that.

02:11:18.000 He said, tell my wife she has nice tits. 1.00

02:11:20.000 She does.

02:11:21.000 She has nice tits. 1.00

02:11:22.000 Congratulations, sir.

02:11:23.000 I'm reading the page, man.

02:11:25.000 You know, see, he said, I'm just seeing if he's reading the page, really.

02:11:28.000 He had to say that because he didn't want to be bragging about your wife's tits, you know?

02:11:34.000 What did he say about being drunk?

02:11:36.000 Smoking weed and fucking is just awesome.

02:11:36.000 It's better.

02:11:39.000 Being drunk is better when it comes to eating pussy, though. 1.00

02:11:41.000 Really?

02:11:43.000 Not in my opinion.

02:11:44.000 In my opinion, being drunk is better when it comes to eating ass.

02:11:47.000 Because it's the only time I do it.

02:11:48.000 Because I never eat ass when I'm sober.

02:11:50.000 The only time you eat ass when you're sober is when you just got out of jail.

02:11:54.000 When you're high, you don't want to eat ass either.

02:11:57.000 But I don't eat the fuck out of some pussy when I'm heart. 1.00

02:12:00.000 You just, you like.

02:12:02.000 It depends.

02:12:02.000 It's making fox ass.

02:12:04.000 I'll eat that anytime of the day.

02:12:06.000 Anytime of the day, eat that ass? 1.00

02:12:06.000 Yeah, yeah. 1.00

02:12:08.000 Fuck yeah.

02:12:08.000 What if it's all pooey and you don't care?

02:12:10.000 No.

02:12:11.000 Do you even wipe it off or just dive in there?

02:12:13.000 You wipe it off with your mouth?

02:12:15.000 I'll start with the hair.

02:12:16.000 Well, that's why I think it's important to drink.

02:12:18.000 Drinking, the reason why drinking and eating ass goes in hand in hand is the alcohol kills the E. coli.

02:12:24.000 I mean, when you're drinking Jack and Cokes and you're eating ass, the alcohol is killing any bad bacteria.

02:12:29.000 That alcohol has flushed your whole system with poison.

02:12:33.000 Nothing's growing in that.

02:12:35.000 No bacteria is going to take hold.

02:12:36.000 It's going to get swallowed up in that whole antiseptic chemical reaction that the Jack and Coke has.

02:12:44.000 That's why you really think you can eat ass when you're on Jack and Coke.

02:12:48.000 When you're high, you don't want to eat ass.

02:12:50.000 But when you're high, you're like, this is probably not the best idea.

02:12:52.000 It's like a frog.

02:12:55.000 You know where you put like metal in there and it cleans the metal?

02:12:57.000 Did you know that?

02:12:58.000 What?

02:12:59.000 If you take jewelry and put it in a can of Coke, it just dissolves all this shit.

02:13:02.000 It tastes like Coke and a frog.

02:13:03.000 Yeah, if you put a frog in a thing of Coke, like a dead frog, it just eats all the skin away and just bone.

02:13:09.000 Makes it bone.

02:13:10.000 Is that true, folks?

02:13:11.000 Or is that one of those?

02:13:13.000 Dude, it looks dangerous.

02:13:16.000 Because I heard that taking the paint off cars was bullshit.

02:13:18.000 Is that bullshit?

02:13:19.000 I don't think so.

02:13:20.000 Snopes, anyone?

02:13:21.000 Do you know one of the best things to clean your grill is Coke?

02:13:24.000 Really?

02:13:25.000 Damn.

02:13:25.000 Yeah.

02:13:26.000 In a rag.

02:13:27.000 But you know what?

02:13:28.000 When you're having like a fucking barbecue sandwich, a nice goddamn cold Coke tastes pretty fucking delicious.

02:13:28.000 The doctors.

02:13:36.000 So barbecued pork, pulled pork sandwich.

02:13:36.000 Right?

02:13:41.000 All right, ladies and gentlemen, I think that's going to be the end.

02:13:44.000 We're going to take one more question so we end on a high note.

02:13:47.000 But we are enjoying the fuck out of this.

02:13:49.000 The disclosure product has 400 witnesses proving E.T. life exists.

02:13:49.000 Here's this.

02:13:53.000 Even astronauts.

02:13:54.000 Listen, just because you have 400 people saying that they've seen UFOs, that does not mean there's UFOs.

02:14:00.000 That means you have 400 people that say they've seen UFOs.

02:14:02.000 And they might really believe they've seen UFOs.

02:14:04.000 But you know, they have a real problem and hunters have a real problem.

02:14:08.000 And this happens all over the world, where the most experienced hunters are the ones that wind up accidentally killing people.

02:14:17.000 And the reason being is that these guys are, when you're experienced hunter, you know that sometimes your window of opportunity where you get a shot at a deer is real short.

02:14:27.000 You got to be able to react.

02:14:28.000 The deer's right there through the trees.

02:14:30.000 Boom! 0.99

02:14:30.000 You got to be able to shoot. 0.99

02:14:31.000 And people see things that aren't there.

02:14:33.000 And one of the things they all say universally when they have an accident, and these are like good people, church-going people, no anger, no violence issues.

02:14:42.000 Guys who just love hunting.

02:14:44.000 They say they swear they saw a deer.

02:14:47.000 They swear they saw a deer.

02:14:48.000 One guy accidentally shot this woman in Maine and she had white mittens on and he is following a deer and this lady was in the woods and she had her white mittens on and he saw that white and he said he saw the buck.

02:15:02.000 He said he saw it.

02:15:04.000 He said it was right there in front of him and he said he squeezed off the trigger.

02:15:07.000 We don't fully understand how our consciousness and our imagination affects what we see.

02:15:16.000 It's still very much It's there's something tricky to it.

02:15:21.000 Hallucinations and the ability to see things that aren't there, that's real.

02:15:26.000 And if someone's in a very heightened state, if they're in a very heightened state, like if they're in the heightened state of wanting to see a deer, or if they're in the heightened state of being in the woods in the dark and you think you see a monster, you can see a fucking monster.

02:15:41.000 You can really see it.

02:15:42.000 You can convince yourself that you've actually seen it.

02:15:45.000 If you see something and you don't know what it is, you will turn it into your mind and make it a monster.

02:15:50.000 If you're out in the woods and it's pitch black and you stumble into a wild boar and you barely see it and it makes noise and runs away, it could be some two fucking foot tall troll man with giant fucking furry feet and glowing eyes.

02:16:09.000 You could make something up in your head and you don't think you're doing it, but you're doing it.

02:16:15.000 The human imagination and the human memory are not totally to be trusted.

02:16:21.000 So unless they have actual evidence, listening to anybody talk about UFOs, you have to listen to them and go, hmm, maybe, maybe.

02:16:29.000 I'm not saying That you can't get, you know, here from other planets.

02:16:33.000 I mean, if you are so sophisticated that you can travel to this world from another galaxy or another solar system, why wouldn't you be so sophisticated that you could hide?

02:16:44.000 Why wouldn't you be so sophisticated that your UFO is completely invisible?

02:16:48.000 Why wouldn't you be totally undetectable?

02:16:50.000 Why wouldn't you, I mean, maybe they would just have everything completely mastered.

02:16:54.000 The idea that, you know, they would show themselves and look like they're dangling on a string, allow people to take pictures and, you know, and they, well, maybe they wanted us to see them.

02:17:04.000 Really?

02:17:04.000 And that's how they did it?

02:17:05.000 They just showed up in some weird, obscure place where, you know, no, no, come on, man.

02:17:11.000 No, that's not what they're doing.

02:17:14.000 If there really are aliens, they're probably so alien you can't even recognize them.

02:17:19.000 They're probably, I think that what we recognize is what we see in our dimension, what we see in our environment, what we see in our world.

02:17:26.000 I think there's probably life forms out there that exist that are so alien to us, we don't even have the senses to detect them.

02:17:33.000 And the way I've talked about this before, and I always talk about farts, and that by when someone farts, if you don't have a nose, you have no idea it stinks.

02:17:42.000 There's literally something going around you that's invisible.

02:17:45.000 And this sense that you have tunes into it.

02:17:47.000 How do we not know that there are an infinite amount of things that we cannot detect that are around us all the time?

02:17:53.000 We don't.

02:17:54.000 It's just guesswork.

02:17:55.000 Because something's not on the same frequency as us, something's not solid, it's not tangible, you can't bang on it, because just because of that doesn't mean it's not real.

02:18:05.000 And if there are aliens, they're probably so fucking alien, you can't even see them.

02:18:11.000 They're probably on a totally different frequency than we are.

02:18:14.000 I'm not buying all these dudes that say they've seen UFOs because they really want to see UFOs.

02:18:19.000 These motherfuckers want to see it. 1.00

02:18:22.000 They have all had experiences and something's happened to them, but they want to see UFOs.

02:18:26.000 They want so bad, they've given up on their jobs.

02:18:29.000 They've given up on their careers.

02:18:30.000 They've decided to pursue UFology full-time.

02:18:33.000 They make YouTube videos constantly.

02:18:35.000 They do conferences and seminars.

02:18:37.000 They have a lot of vested interests involved in the idea of flying saucers and ships from other planets coming to this earth.

02:18:43.000 And there's a lot of psychological things you have to take into consideration, like why these people want to see these things and when these experiences happen.

02:18:50.000 That's another thing.

02:18:51.000 People who have individual experiences, especially alien abduction experiences, most of those things come in the middle of the night while people are dreaming.

02:18:59.000 And when you're dreaming in the middle of the night, your brain is producing all sorts of psychedelic chemicals, including DMT.

02:19:05.000 The most potent psychedelic known to man is produced when you're in heavy REM sleep.

02:19:09.000 So when these people are having these alien abduction experiences, how do you not know that it's not your imagination mixed in with psychedelic drugs that you don't even know you're having?

02:19:18.000 You're having these things and your brain is producing them and you're having these incredible fucking psychedelic trips and maybe you're halfway into a dream and you wake up and you're still tripping all these chemicals in your fucking brain and you start creating all these scenarios with your imagination.

02:19:33.000 Next thing you know, you're on a spaceship.

02:19:34.000 Why?

02:19:34.000 Because you're in the middle of a fucking natural DMT trip.

02:19:37.000 And if you smoke DMT.

02:19:38.000 There's dumb people that want money, Joe, actually.

02:19:41.000 There's some people that aren't dumb, though.

02:19:42.000 There's some people that aren't dumb that have real experiences.

02:19:44.000 You know, I've seen their interviews.

02:19:47.000 I've read stuff they have.

02:19:48.000 I've read all the John Mack books.

02:19:50.000 John Mac.

02:19:51.000 Some of them, yes.

02:19:52.000 They vary.

02:19:53.000 There's no one.

02:19:54.000 You can't generalize when people have had UFO experiences.

02:19:57.000 But any supernatural, phenomenal, out-of-the-ordinary experience has to be considered in all sorts of different ways.

02:20:06.000 Where's the evidence and what else could it have been?

02:20:08.000 And when you look at what time these things are taking place, almost universally they take place late at night.

02:20:13.000 Especially alien abduction experiences, almost universally take place late at night.

02:20:17.000 And when these people have these experiences, they're all like sleeping.

02:20:21.000 You know, they're all like half out of it and something happens to them.

02:20:25.000 It's much more likely an endogenous dump of psychedelic chemicals.

02:20:29.000 Ladies and gentlemen, I'm no expert.

02:20:30.000 My disclaimer, I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about.

02:20:32.000 This is all shit that I've read on the internet and watched documentaries on and learned when I was in my isolation tag.

02:20:39.000 Stone.

02:20:41.000 We've had a good time here today.

02:20:43.000 Brian, did you have a good time?

02:20:44.000 50% of the time.

02:20:46.000 50% of the time?

02:20:47.000 What didn't you like about today?

02:20:50.000 I've heard a lot of it before.

02:20:51.000 Yes, that's the problem.

02:20:53.000 When these subjects come up, a lot of times, I've talked about all this shit many times before, but Brian has to realize there's a lot of people out there that have not seen me talk about all these things before.

02:21:01.000 And when interesting subjects like this come up, you know, you got to address it.

02:21:07.000 I think they're important things to talk about.

02:21:09.000 But we had a good fucking time.

02:21:12.000 Thank you very much.

02:21:13.000 We're going to do this every week.

02:21:14.000 Like I said, I upgraded my internet today.

02:21:16.000 Finally, it's up.

02:21:17.000 So now I can get Brian here beside us and we can load videos up and shit.

02:21:23.000 And like I said, behind us, we're going to put up a green screen.

02:21:26.000 And when we put up the green screen, we're going to be able to have like a space background and shit.

02:21:31.000 And I got all kinds of cool things coming on.

02:21:33.000 And we're going to do this every week.

02:21:34.000 Fuck it.

02:21:35.000 It's fun.

02:21:35.000 I enjoy it.

02:21:36.000 Next week, I'm going to try to bring on my boy Joey Diaz.

02:21:39.000 Maybe Eddie Bravo will join us as well.

02:21:41.000 Maybe Ari Shafir will join us. 0.99

02:21:42.000 We might have a whole party in here because next week I'm going to have a big couch in here.

02:21:46.000 So thank you very much.

02:21:48.000 I had a good time, you motherfuckers.

02:21:50.000 If you want to come see me do stand-up, if you're in Miami, I'm at the Lincoln Theater in Miami on the 22nd, which is, I think it's next Saturday or next Friday?

02:22:02.000 Next Friday.

02:22:05.000 So nine days from today.

02:22:07.000 So thank you very much, everybody.

02:22:08.000 I want to play that thing on full screen.

02:22:10.000 That's how we'll end.

02:22:11.000 Thank you very much.

02:22:12.000 Love you, bitches. 1.00

The Joe Rogan Experience - January 13, 2010

Joe Rogan Experience #4 - Brian Redban

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